// #d&d — 2012-03-30
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00:17:38 <canine> gotta run, tc all
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07:19:34 <Steven> yo...
07:19:49 <Steven> hows everyone's day goin?
07:22:20 <Steven> awesome.... awesome
07:23:52 <Steven> i shaved off my beard
07:27:38 <Hydrazine> Lol.
07:27:45 <Hydrazine> Why would you do that?
07:29:11 <Steven> cause somebody told me it tickles her thighs
07:30:01 <Hydrazine> I only have a little goatee now, but the lady likes it. And shes always liked my moustache.
07:32:13 <Steven> yeah i always start out with a goatee
07:32:46 <Steven> and then i just dont shave until i get a full beard
07:33:44 <Hydrazine> you playing with us tomorrow?
07:34:14 <Steven> prolly not
07:35:22 <Steven> ive already played qfp part 3
07:37:17 <Steven> so... yeah... would be rather hard for me to participate in part 3
07:41:06 <Hydrazine> Right, right.
07:41:17 <Hydrazine> Shame, I like Sal.
07:41:26 <Hydrazine> Exotic weaponry and all.
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07:45:22 <Hydrazine> Hey fox.
07:45:26 <foxtrotter> hey hey
07:46:00 <Steven> I could play, however i wouldnt be able to help solve any riddles, or participate outside of combat
07:46:15 <Steven> so... yeah
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07:51:14 <Steven> i need to find the sheet
07:51:28 <Steven> for the part 2
07:51:33 <Steven> i didnt print it off that night
07:51:39 <Steven> cause i was out of it
07:53:17 <Hydrazine> avatar can dig it up if he has to.
10:24:06 <Steven> went to mcdonalds
10:24:17 <Steven> pick up a cheese burgers for sams office
10:24:33 <Steven> nobody wanted to go at the office and sam volunteered me
10:30:41 Topic for #d&d is: PFS: Sat 1pm (Avatar, new game) | CoTE: Sun 1pm | ED: TBA || All times are AEDT (UTC+11:00) | D&D and Pathfinder Online http://www.pfrpg.com.au
10:30:41 Topic for #d&d set by Avatar at Thu Mar 29 19:14:06 2012
10:30:41 <***> Buffer Playback...
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11:06:19 <Steven> alright bak
11:06:26 <Steven> and yes, you can always play a scenario again
11:06:33 <mortswishytail> No
11:06:42 <mortswishytail> You don't get credit for it
11:06:47 <Steven> you just cannot receive credit
11:06:50 <mortswishytail> I think its new rulings
11:06:52 <mortswishytail> Yeah
11:07:00 <Steven> but you can always play it again
11:07:02 <mortswishytail> But hm. You would?
11:07:29 <Steven> depends on the scenario, if its bad ass or not
11:07:32 <mortswishytail> Its your resources
11:07:42 <mortswishytail> And don't tell us
11:07:54 <Steven> it would be really hard to play the third part of the quest for perfection
11:07:59 <mortswishytail> Well about the scenario
11:08:11 <mortswishytail> Don't do it then
11:08:17 <Steven> because i cant tell you how i would use my character outside of combat
11:08:23 <mortswishytail> Lol
11:08:39 <mortswishytail> I think you're telling us too much
11:08:42 <mortswishytail> Haha
11:08:49 <mortswishytail> Ooc work.
11:08:55 <mortswishytail> But i suck at riddles
11:09:08 <Steven> i mean in diplo situations
11:09:26 <mortswishytail> Isn't it nice i just got my hat of int
11:09:26 <Steven> or riddles anything like that
11:09:35 <mortswishytail> To give me diplo skills?
11:09:36 <mortswishytail> Lol
11:09:40 <mortswishytail> +5
11:10:06 <mortswishytail> I suck at riddles because i lack practid
11:11:24 <Steven> but seriously...
11:11:36 <Steven> qfp part 3 is super fun
11:14:01 <Steven> i think you'll have a great time
11:15:05 <Hydrazine> we will!
11:15:10 <mortswishytail> You can't play a scenario again
11:15:12 <mortswishytail> :d
11:15:14 <Hydrazine> Maybe jerus will even spend the whole run conscious.
11:15:17 <mortswishytail> Anyway
11:15:17 <mortswishytail> Lol
11:15:26 <mortswishytail> Your getting better at staying awake :p
11:15:29 <Hydrazine> He is 4 now.
11:15:34 <mortswishytail> Yeah
11:15:35 <Hydrazine> He gained alot then.
11:15:38 <mortswishytail> Ya
11:16:21 * mortswishytail fluffs foxtrotter happily
11:16:32 <mortswishytail> Btw cainne popped in earlier
11:16:42 <mortswishytail> Its the cote group
11:18:30 <Hydrazine> The canine I hear about and have never met?
11:18:35 <mortswishytail> If they don't run c6te
11:18:38 <mortswishytail> Cote
11:18:40 <mortswishytail> Yeah
11:19:04 <mortswishytail> I'm betting ballig will run shadows last stand 2
11:19:22 <mortswishytail> That one. Better get mort on it again i think
11:19:40 <mortswishytail> Not sure if shadows last stand has a boon?
11:19:47 <mortswishytail> For completing all 3?
11:20:04 <mortswishytail> But the difficulty...
11:21:34 <Hydrazine> is that the one that almost killsed me and Zirul?
11:21:41 <mortswishytail> Yeah
11:21:59 <mortswishytail> Morts more flexible when all things go to hell
11:22:34 <mortswishytail> One thing i dislike about doing melee if things go badly your the first to take a dirt nap :p
11:22:36 <mortswishytail> Lol
11:24:01 <Steven> I've played the shadows last stand!
11:24:04 <Steven> cool
11:24:26 <mortswishytail> Any boon at the end of it?
11:24:33 <mortswishytail> Mort is getting big
11:24:35 <Steven> ill go check
11:24:50 <mortswishytail> Thanks. All i need to know
11:25:54 <Steven> sorta...
11:26:08 <Steven> i cant tell you anymore
11:26:17 <mortswishytail> Got boon?
11:26:30 <mortswishytail> K mort needs to play all 3 then
11:26:50 <Steven> there arent 3 parts
11:27:17 <mortswishytail> 2 then?
11:27:23 <Steven> just 2
11:27:32 <mortswishytail> Ok time to wake mort up
11:27:45 <mortswishytail> I don't really read the beastary
11:28:31 * mortswishytail waves at hydrazine
11:29:03 <Steven> folnor is level 8 now
11:29:14 <Steven> which means i have to level him up
11:29:37 <mortswishytail> Aw
11:29:46 <mortswishytail> Ill level up soon
11:31:26 <Hydrazine> Kinda hope we can get some lower tier games in sometime.
11:31:35 <Hydrazine> Hoku needs more exercise.
11:31:52 <mortswishytail> Yeah khaz too
11:32:00 <mortswishytail> And guess what?
11:32:08 <mortswishytail> No healers again!
11:32:19 <mortswishytail> Well after combat i have my stick!
11:33:41 <Steven> usually people dont wand cure in combat either, and using a cure spell is a terrible waste of a spell slot
11:33:58 <mortswishytail> Ya you sound like mek.
11:34:02 <mortswishytail> Really.
11:34:20 <mortswishytail> Offense first!
11:34:35 <Hydrazine> Hoku's great 1v1..
11:34:57 <Steven> well its just that on average people are hitting you for 1/4 to 1/2 of your life
11:35:07 <Hydrazine> I think making bit Hoku really helped. Opened my eyes to some stuff I wouldn't have thought about.
11:35:25 <Steven> so 1d8+1 is a terrible waste of a standard action
11:36:16 <Steven> if you compare searing light to a comparable curing spell
11:36:46 <Hydrazine> whats searing light?
11:37:04 <Steven> 3d8+5 healing vs 3d8 damage...
11:37:07 <Hydrazine> Hey lemur.
11:37:36 <Steven> its just better to do the damage if at all possible
11:37:47 <Steven> and make them waste their turn healing
11:39:42 <Hydrazine> Thats what Jerus is for!
11:40:13 <Steven> but anyways thats using a spell slot for a cure spell... which is just terrible
11:40:28 <Steven> usually the interaction is
11:40:38 <mortswishytail> Can't really stop that reflex of wanting to heal
11:40:50 <Steven> do i want to do 1d8+1 points of heal or do i want to do 3d8 points of damage?
11:41:03 <mortswishytail> Well I'm not a cleric but shadows last stand. I was tempted to umd
11:41:05 <mortswishytail> That tion
11:41:09 <mortswishytail> Time.
11:41:22 <Steven> my suggestion is to carry a potion
11:41:26 <Steven> and use it if you get really low
11:41:55 <mortswishytail> Need full round to give it to him
11:42:01 <mortswishytail> Nearly tried to umd clw.
11:42:11 <mortswishytail> Decided fk it. Offense first
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11:45:05 <Steven> yeah.... potion of like cure serious wounds
11:45:10 <Steven> everyone should have one
11:45:15 <mortswishytail> Lol
11:45:29 <mortswishytail> Don't believe in pots much
11:45:35 <mortswishytail> How much for csw
11:45:49 <Steven> everyone should always have a way to heal themselves at least once
11:45:52 <Steven> 750g
11:46:07 <Steven> would be a 3d8+5 damage healed
11:46:16 <mortswishytail> What's the roll for csw
11:46:17 <Steven> and can save you big time
11:46:20 <mortswishytail> Average?
11:46:29 <Steven> 20
11:46:39 <mortswishytail> 14?
11:46:45 <Steven> the average is 20
11:47:02 <mortswishytail> 20
11:47:23 <mortswishytail> Mort can afford it
11:47:26 <mortswishytail> Khaz can't
11:47:28 <mortswishytail> Other side
11:47:33 <mortswishytail> But should mort?
11:47:38 <Steven> so get a lesser version
11:47:49 <Steven> a cure light is 50g
11:47:54 <mortswishytail> He has clw somewhere around
11:47:55 <mortswishytail> Lol
11:47:56 <Steven> for 1d8+1
11:48:06 <mortswishytail> In his wrist sheathe
11:48:41 <mortswishytail> Not too useful to use csw anyway
11:48:49 <mortswishytail> He only has 17 hp ^^
11:49:34 <Steven> hence... cure light wound pot... 50g
11:50:12 <mortswishytail> I think he has one
11:52:14 <Hydrazine> Jerus still has a few.
11:52:45 <mortswishytail> Yeah use wrist sheathes :p
11:52:51 <mortswishytail> Easier to pull them out
11:53:11 <mortswishytail> And thanks for that on that bridge :p
11:53:18 <Steven> or put straps on them
11:53:29 <Steven> and hang them from your belt
11:53:31 <mortswishytail> Its a really nice thought when your bleeding out on a bridge.
11:53:34 <Steven> with.....
11:53:36 <Steven> weapon cords
11:53:37 <Steven> lol
11:54:06 <mortswishytail> Aren't they on weapons?
11:54:58 <Steven> im tired
11:55:06 <Steven> i went to bed early last night
11:55:12 <Steven> and by early i mean like 2am
11:55:22 <Steven> and now im draggin ass today
11:55:47 <mortswishytail> Can weapon chords be used on other things other than weapons,g
11:57:03 <Steven> i dont think so
11:57:10 <Steven> i just read weapon cords again
11:57:15 <Steven> it works just with weapons i believe
11:57:18 <Steven> sad panda....
11:57:34 <mortswishytail> See?
11:58:10 <mortswishytail> That's why you need spring loaded wrist sheathes!
11:58:17 <Steven> meh...
11:58:25 <Steven> only folnor heals in combat
11:58:43 <Steven> and im usually at the back, so i move in pulling my wand as i go
11:58:50 <mortswishytail> Any cleric can
11:58:57 <mortswishytail> With selective channeling
11:58:59 <Steven> and then poking
11:59:50 <mortswishytail> I've even heard of familiars healing in combat with lay hands
12:00:13 <Steven> yeah, my buddy walter has an imp for his witch character
12:00:17 <mortswishytail> How cool is it when your cat pads up to you and uses lay on hands on you? :p
12:00:19 <mortswishytail> Lol
12:00:22 <mortswishytail> Imp.
12:00:23 <Steven> it flies around and pokes people with invis and cure
12:00:41 <mortswishytail> The pallies should burn him at stake :p
12:01:02 <mortswishytail> Chances are khaz will get an imp too
12:01:08 <Steven> nobody runs a paladin in our play group
12:01:14 <mortswishytail> One of the funny ones
12:01:34 <mortswishytail> Was a witch bluffing a pally to look the other way
12:01:35 <Steven> cause nobody likes goody goody characters
12:01:47 <mortswishytail> While using infernal healing ^^
12:20:58 <Steven> methinks its time
12:21:00 <Steven> for sc2
12:22:53 <mortswishytail> Lol
12:22:55 <mortswishytail> Have fun
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13:07:17 <Avatar> you can be a badass lawful good character
13:07:26 <Avatar> doesn't have to be a goody good good character
13:10:56 <mortswishytail> The good is the pita
13:11:18 <Avatar> what's wrong with good
13:13:11 <mortswishytail> You have to be good!
13:13:17 <mortswishytail> No stealing cookies!
13:14:02 <MekkisScreen> mortswishytail: I hope you have ranks in fly
13:14:12 <mortswishytail> Why?
13:14:42 <mortswishytail> Be nice. I can't even fly yet
13:14:48 <mortswishytail> Not normally
13:16:47 <Avatar> why are you stealing cookies
13:19:31 <mortswishytail> Because they taste good.
13:19:39 <mortswishytail> And all cookies belong to me
13:20:49 <MekkisScreen> my paizo order arrived
13:21:36 <MekkisScreen> field guide, city of strangers, blast templates
13:21:41 * mortswishytail tumbles mekkis over for cookies
13:22:28 * MekkisScreen falls in the path of a speeding truck
13:22:28 <MekkisScreen> "Be careful!"
13:22:48 <mortswishytail> Oh no!
13:23:18 * mortswishytail levitates mek out of the way of the speeding truck!
13:23:30 <MekkisScreen> I need to level up my characters for conquest
13:24:12 <mortswishytail> Can i search you now while your levitated?
13:25:21 <MekkisScreen> sure
13:25:47 * mortswishytail searches mekkis for cookies
13:25:57 <MekkisScreen> you'll find a wallet, a set of keys, a pair of trousers, a shirt, a belt and a few pens
13:26:08 <MekkisScreen> and a phone
13:26:44 <MekkisScreen> that rediates moderate illusion
13:27:12 <mortswishytail> Take everything including the phone!
13:27:24 <mortswishytail> Sell phone at shop to buy cookies!
13:27:59 <MekkisScreen> you're going to strip me while I'm levitating over a busy street?
13:28:23 <mortswishytail> Uh well ill keep everything but your clothes i guess
13:28:33 <mortswishytail> Pens too
13:28:41 <mortswishytail> Keys. You can keep them
13:28:59 <mortswishytail> The phone is shiny!
13:29:02 <MekkisScreen> that's pretty evil
13:29:19 <mortswishytail> Anything for cookies!
13:29:51 * mortswishytail becomes a gigglymur
13:30:09 mortswishytail is now known as mortthegigglymur
13:30:29 <MekkisScreen> The wallet has Australinan dollars in it
13:30:54 <mortthegigglymur> Excellent. But i better take your phone as well
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13:31:02 <mortthegigglymur> Else you'll be calling the police!
13:31:18 <mortthegigglymur> We will take the wallet
13:31:30 <mortthegigglymur> Or wait. Just the monehs
13:31:37 <MekkisScreen> Too late
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13:31:48 <mortthegigglymur> Lol
13:32:04 <mortthegigglymur> Ill just throw the wallet in the nearest bin
13:32:16 <mortthegigglymur> And walk off with the monehs
13:32:31 <MekkisScreen> mmmm sushi
13:33:06 <MekkisScreen> ok
13:33:17 <mortthegigglymur> ?
13:33:24 <MekkisScreen> I'll retrieve the wallet and thank the gods you didn't take the credit cards
13:33:32 <mortthegigglymur> Heh
13:33:45 <mortthegigglymur> I can't use the credit cards
13:34:02 <mortthegigglymur> Besides I'm a mischevious mur
13:34:05 <mortthegigglymur> Not a bad one
13:34:08 <MekkisScreen> then grapple you as you attempt to buy cookies
13:34:13 <MekkisScreen> you can't use the AUD either
13:34:31 <mortthegigglymur> Why not
13:34:36 <mortthegigglymur> Its moneh
13:34:48 <mortthegigglymur> Roll cmb? :p
13:35:19 <MekkisScreen> do they accept it?
13:35:38 <MekkisScreen> !throw 1d20+5
13:35:39 <diebot> MekkisScreen, 1d20+5: [1d20=20] 25
13:35:41 <mortthegigglymur> Why not?
13:35:52 <mortthegigglymur> You grapple me :(
13:36:39 <mortthegigglymur> Why don't they accept aud
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13:37:03 <MekkisScreen> it's australian dollars
13:37:12 <mortthegigglymur> So?
13:37:22 <mortthegigglymur> We are in auzzie land
13:37:24 <MekkisScreen> You're in singapore?
13:37:32 <mortthegigglymur> Else how would i be able to find you?
13:38:08 <MekkisScreen> because there's a cop at the sushi place I'm having lunch at
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13:38:25 <mortthegigglymur> Oh oh
13:38:42 <mortthegigglymur> So can i escape artist out?
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13:39:58 <MekkisScreen> that's known as 'resisting arrest'
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13:40:22 <mortthegigglymur> But. I'm supposed to get away!
13:40:36 <mortthegigglymur> You grab me ill run!
13:42:10 <MekkisScreen> our cops use tasers
13:42:33 <mortthegigglymur> Really lol?
13:42:39 <mortthegigglymur> Ours don't
13:42:59 <MekkisScreen> :(
13:43:15 <mortthegigglymur> Expensive
13:43:27 <mortthegigglymur> You have to keep recharging them
13:50:33 <Hydrazine_> Ours do.
13:50:49 <Hydrazine_> And our local neighborhood watchmen shoot kids.
13:51:34 <mortthegigglymur> Ow
13:51:40 <tristen> aye we're about to put two hired goons (armed) on per station down here in melbs
13:51:43 <mortthegigglymur> Barbaric :(
13:51:52 <mortthegigglymur> Seriously guys?
13:51:58 <tristen> no shit
13:52:02 <tristen> you wait and see
13:52:06 <mortthegigglymur> Ours carry guns which probably aren't loaded
13:52:15 <mortthegigglymur> And they have batons
13:52:23 <Hydrazine_> Oh, batons.
13:52:27 <Hydrazine_> +1 Batons?
13:52:30 <Avatar> tristen: source
13:52:43 <mortthegigglymur> Down here you can only shoot if you think a life may be threatened
13:52:49 <tristen> yeah one sec they're called "pso"s
13:52:56 <mortthegigglymur> Most of the cops won't
13:52:59 <Avatar> oh we shoot people here just because we feel like it
13:53:06 <tristen> been through training but not sworn members
13:53:08 <Avatar> beware in australia
13:53:14 <mortthegigglymur> Since the admin work goes to hell when you kill someone
13:53:26 <mortthegigglymur> Id say masterwork
13:53:54 <mortthegigglymur> But do i look like the kind of person who would get in trouble with the cops?
13:53:55 <tristen> http://www.theage.com.au/victoria/police-recruits-offered-switch-to-rail-security-jobs-20120306-1uiee.html
13:54:07 <Hydrazine_> Yes, Mort.
13:54:15 <Hydrazine_> You got that criminal face.
13:54:37 <tristen> avatar: a "source" says the guys are fking morons
13:54:42 <mortthegigglymur> No!
13:54:51 <mortthegigglymur> I'm innocent
13:55:58 <MekkisScreen> handguns that would make Buck jealous
13:56:19 <Hydrazine_> Wouldn't any modern handgun make Buck jealous?
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13:56:38 <mortthegigglymur> Screw it. Can i carry a scimitar and wear a chain shirt to convention? :d
13:57:14 <MekkisScreen> sure
13:57:56 <mortthegigglymur> And get arrested
13:58:03 <mortthegigglymur> For being visibly armed
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13:58:11 <Avatar> bring a plastic one
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13:58:37 <mortthegigglymur> Nah
13:58:44 <mortthegigglymur> Mort is easier to rp
13:59:04 <mortthegigglymur> Just get my bathrobe and sew some stars and moons on it
13:59:14 <mortthegigglymur> Yes. It must be a blue bathrobe
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13:59:18 <Hydrazine> And get a pointy hat?
13:59:36 <mortthegigglymur> Yep!
13:59:39 <mortthegigglymur> Hat is easy
13:59:55 <mortthegigglymur> Any party shop should have a blue one!
14:00:10 <mortthegigglymur> Then bring along my teddy bear and call him socks?
14:00:15 <mortthegigglymur> Oops
14:00:21 <Hydrazine> http://www.funbumperstickers.com/images/Mickey_Mouse_Fantasia.gif
14:00:25 <mortthegigglymur> I dont have a weasel
14:00:26 <Hydrazine> Oh. He wore a red robe.
14:00:44 <mortthegigglymur> Blue is cooler
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14:03:54 <mortthegigglymur> So blue robe it will be!
14:04:18 <MekkisScreen> Hmmm
14:04:40 <MekkisScreen> synthesist/fighter dual-wielding longbows
14:05:10 <MekkisScreen> but that's rapidly approaching a grey area
14:06:14 <mortthegigglymur> Lol
14:06:23 <mortthegigglymur> Your growing too many handsp
14:07:27 <Hydrazine> does a synth get weapon proficiency in fused form?
14:08:11 <mortthegigglymur> You use your own skills and profeciencies
14:08:44 <mortthegigglymur> How do you think how I'm going to be a monster works
14:11:57 <mortthegigglymur> Strange how space idea of growing extra hands comes from alchemist while meks come from syn
14:12:47 <mortthegigglymur> But I've heard of some sick things when rogues get polymorphed into 9 headed hydras
14:43:36 <mortthegigglymur> Bleh
14:43:42 <mortthegigglymur> Mekkis
14:43:57 <Mekkis> mmm////?
14:44:06 <mortthegigglymur> I just realised perfection would totally wreck the chase scene
14:44:16 <mortthegigglymur> Come here and wacky me you mangy cur
14:44:20 <mortthegigglymur> Pwned :p
14:44:34 <Mekkis> yeah
14:44:38 <Avatar> mort what time is it where you are
14:44:41 <Avatar> your ctcp isn't responding
14:44:49 <mortthegigglymur> 12.44 pm
14:44:50 Mekkis sets mode -R Mekkis
14:45:09 <mortthegigglymur> Just need to get you within 30 ft of him
14:45:21 <mortthegigglymur> Again hold person wasn't really nice either...
14:45:56 <Avatar> you and hydra are 12 hours apart :P
14:46:07 <Avatar> that's crrrrrrazy talk
14:46:08 <mortthegigglymur> Yeah
14:46:14 <mortthegigglymur> So?
14:46:23 <Avatar> who's got the funky sleep cycle
14:47:08 <Mekkis> mortthegigglymur, are you older than my keyboard?
14:47:11 <Hydrazine> um.
14:47:21 <Hydrazine> Neither of us I think.
14:47:21 <mortthegigglymur> I think i am
14:47:30 <Hydrazine> I've been sleeping like an american lately.
14:47:31 <mortthegigglymur> I'm a rabbit!
14:47:34 <mortthegigglymur> 24
14:47:42 <Hydrazine> My sister's a Rabbit.
14:47:45 <mortthegigglymur> Get it?
14:47:49 * Hydrazine is a tiger. rawr. Bitches.
14:47:49 <Mekkis> yes
14:47:51 <mortthegigglymur> Elder or younger
14:47:54 <mortthegigglymur> Oh lol
14:48:00 <mortthegigglymur> Haha!
14:48:04 <Hydrazine> Younger. I'm the oldest on bothh sides.
14:48:09 <mortthegigglymur> I guessed you more or less right!
14:48:10 <mortthegigglymur> Or
14:48:12 <mortthegigglymur> Oh?
14:48:12 <Mekkis> I'm a libra :S
14:48:18 <mortthegigglymur> Your a tiger
14:48:22 <mortthegigglymur> Cancer here
14:48:22 <Hydrazine> I'm almost a libra.
14:48:29 <mortthegigglymur> They are sensitive!
14:48:39 <Hydrazine> Tash is a Libra.
14:52:10 <mortthegigglymur> What are you
14:52:21 <Hydrazine> Virgo.
14:52:28 <mortthegigglymur> I have an elder brother
14:53:36 * mortthegigglymur splashes hydra
14:53:48 <Hydrazine> My sisters got a puppy today.
14:54:11 <Hydrazine> Shes very cute, the puppy. She fell in the pool.
14:54:37 <Avatar> if I was a puppy I would fall in a pool
14:55:52 <mortthegigglymur> Job
14:55:54 <mortthegigglymur> Aol
14:55:57 <mortthegigglymur> Fish her out
14:57:17 <Hydrazine> We did.
14:57:42 <Hydrazine> Aslong as she doesn't bother my garden or make alot of noise, I think we can get along.
14:59:14 <mortthegigglymur> Wait till you get a kitten
14:59:24 <mortthegigglymur> That climbs into trees and can't get down
14:59:28 <Avatar> forget cats
14:59:32 <Avatar> it can stay up there
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15:01:01 <mortthegigglymur> But it will mew so pitifully :(
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15:05:09 <mortthegigglymur> Hi hydra
15:05:16 <mortthegigglymur> As i was talking about
15:06:04 <mortthegigglymur> Wait til your sis gets a kitten
15:06:37 <Hydrazine> I think they did that phase while I was away.
15:10:36 <mortthegigglymur> Ah phew
15:10:49 <mortthegigglymur> Else when the kitten gets into the tried
15:10:51 <mortthegigglymur> Used
15:10:53 <mortthegigglymur> Tree
15:11:04 <mortthegigglymur> Its big hydra to the rescue
15:12:06 <mortthegigglymur> Frankly. Id call the fire brigade
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15:12:21 <Avatar> cats don't meow pitifully
15:12:23 <Avatar> they just meow
15:12:32 <Avatar> when they are happy they meow
15:12:37 <Avatar> how do you know the cat isn't happy
15:13:10 <Avatar> maybe the cat is thinking I'M KING OF THE WORLD ! and then you go and be the party pooper and "rescue" it
15:13:20 <mortthegigglymur> They can give really heart rending mews
15:13:32 <mortthegigglymur> And even wimper
15:14:17 <Avatar> yeah but that is just a cat being a cat, not a cat being pitiful
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15:15:37 <mortthegigglymur> Remind me not to let you get any where near a cat
15:16:06 <Avatar> :P
15:17:37 <mortthegigglymur> You would probably fry the cat :(
15:17:49 <mortthegigglymur> I tell you though. Dogs are more meaty.
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15:18:01 <mortthegigglymur> Cats aren't really worth the trouble
15:18:13 * mortthegigglymur is prepared to be stoned out of channel
15:18:36 <Hydrazine> Eh. I been to Singapore.
15:18:46 <mortthegigglymur> Its my dads side
15:18:50 <Hydrazine> I ate some stuff. It might have even been what they said it was. Damn tasty though.
15:19:02 <mortthegigglymur> Not all Singaporeans are like this
15:19:14 <mortthegigglymur> What did you eat
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15:19:36 <Hydrazine> We got a big party up down by the river.
15:19:42 <mortthegigglymur> We have a dream. To go to China and eat all kinds of exotic meat!
15:19:50 * MekkisScreen is drinking beer at work
15:19:52 <mortthegigglymur> Clark quay probably
15:19:58 <mortthegigglymur> But then?
15:20:02 <Hydrazine> There was a little street with a row of restauraunts on one side, a little street in the middle, and tables in the shade next to the water across it.
15:20:14 <mortthegigglymur> Ok
15:20:33 <mortthegigglymur> Probably Singapore river. Clark quay
15:20:35 <Hydrazine> And they were very vocal about advertising. Every little spot there wanted our money.
15:20:42 <Hydrazine> Yeah, sounds familiar.
15:20:43 <mortthegigglymur> Ok
15:20:51 <Hydrazine> So I think we settled on the one that offered us free beer.
15:21:07 <Hydrazine> And we had a bunch of stuff that I don't think I could've even read then, let alone remember now.
15:21:16 <mortthegigglymur> Makes sense
15:21:20 <Hydrazine> Didn't pay much for it either.
15:21:37 <mortthegigglymur> So you mean you ate dubious meats?
15:21:44 <Hydrazine> Possibly.
15:21:47 <Hydrazine> Tasty though.
15:21:56 <mortthegigglymur> Relax
15:22:04 <mortthegigglymur> When did you visit
15:22:13 <Hydrazine> We went to some really classy Japanese restauraunt too.
15:22:25 <mortthegigglymur> Ya
15:22:33 <Hydrazine> So classy, we had a waiter AND a lady whose sole purpose seemed to be refilling our water.
15:22:40 <mortthegigglymur> Lol
15:22:47 <Hydrazine> You couldn't even get two fingers out of it before she'd top it back up.
15:22:48 <mortthegigglymur> The bill?
15:23:05 <Hydrazine> Impressive, but you make good money on deployment and don't have shit else to spend it on.
15:23:42 <Hydrazine> We got curious about whether or not she really didn't speak english or just had an amazing poker face.
15:23:45 <mortthegigglymur> Ah ok.
15:23:48 <mortthegigglymur> But Singapore is tame
15:23:50 <mortthegigglymur> Lol
15:24:08 <Hydrazine> So we spent a fair bit of dinner saying random ass shit to see if we could get a look out of her.
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15:24:11 <mortthegigglymur> What makes you think she doesn't speak english
15:24:23 <mortthegigglymur> You guys are nuts
15:24:31 <Tashes_> They really were.
15:24:35 <Hydrazine> She never spoke any to us. She didn't give any impression of understanding. The waiter did all the talking.
15:24:40 <Tashes_> I met some of them. Odd guys.
15:24:44 <mortthegigglymur> Lol
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15:24:59 <Hydrazine> You never met Atabat and Jerome.
15:25:28 <Tashes_> submarines make everyone a little strange though
15:25:37 <mortthegigglymur> Somehow i think its a good thing tashes
15:25:38 <Hydrazine> One guy was absolutely wrecked drunk at the classy japanese place.
15:25:47 <mortthegigglymur> Oh dear
15:26:04 <Hydrazine> He found these little peppers that were astounding hot. And he just started eating them.
15:26:22 <mortthegigglymur> Chili?
15:26:39 <Hydrazine> Dunno. Tiny and chopped up real fine so you couldn't really see the shape.
15:26:46 <mortthegigglymur> Why didn't he eat the green stuff
15:26:58 <Hydrazine> Was having too much fun with chopsticks.
15:27:07 <Avatar> are any of you good at maths
15:27:15 <Hydrazine> What kind of math?
15:27:16 <mortthegigglymur> It would be more fun ^^
15:27:17 <Tashes_> Mort, you're spendign too much time with Avatar. your punctuation keeps falling off D:
15:27:23 <Avatar> umm
15:27:31 <Avatar> addition/multiplication
15:27:34 <mortthegigglymur> Mek
15:27:37 <mortthegigglymur> Is
15:27:47 <Hydrazine> Mek's got me beat I think.
15:27:49 <Avatar> I guess the question is, is anyone not good at it
15:27:54 <mortthegigglymur> I'm on cell tashes
15:28:04 <Avatar> Tashes_: hey!
15:28:05 <mortthegigglymur> Not i said the mur
15:28:19 <Avatar> my punctuation is fine
15:28:30 <Hydrazine> What punctuation?
15:28:39 <Avatar> I use commas and exclamation marks
15:29:18 <Avatar> sometimes I am so good at it I am able to invent my own form of grammar and still get a message across
15:29:39 <mortthegigglymur> Lol
15:30:35 <Tashes_> ```Lol.
15:32:58 * mortthegigglymur wags her tail at tashes
15:33:08 <mortthegigglymur> And mekkis!
15:33:16 <mortthegigglymur> I sorely disapprove of alcohol
15:33:28 <Hydrazine> So what did you bring up math for?
15:34:39 <mortthegigglymur> He probably wants some help with his homework
15:35:06 <Mekkis> sure I can handle maths
15:35:26 <MekkisScreen> surere I can do math
15:35:26 <MekkisScreen> even when drunk
15:35:42 <mortthegigglymur> I hate maths.
15:35:59 <mortthegigglymur> Be it drunk or sober
15:37:37 <Hydrazine> Whatcha drinking?
15:37:59 <mortthegigglymur> Water
15:38:00 <mortthegigglymur> Lol
15:38:16 <mortthegigglymur> My friends don't call me the nun for nothing
15:39:15 <Mekkis> Hydrazine, just some light beer
15:39:30 <Mekkis> I like Islay malts though
15:40:05 * mortthegigglymur growls and bites mekkis - alcohol is bad for you!
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15:40:18 <Hydrazine> I see.
15:40:51 <Mekkis> mortthegigglymur, how so?
15:41:06 <mortthegigglymur> Its bad for your liver!
15:41:20 <mortthegigglymur> Beer contributes to a beer belly !
15:41:31 <Hydrazine> I don't have a beer belly.
15:41:34 <Hydrazine> Or even an anything belly.
15:41:40 <Mekkis> nor me
15:41:47 <Mekkis> mortthegigglymur, I choose moderation
15:42:09 <Hydrazine> its okay NOT to drink, Mekkis.
15:42:17 <Mekkis> sure
15:42:26 <Mekkis> Avatar doesn't drink
15:42:30 <Hydrazine> That was a big slogan when I was in the service.
15:42:32 <Mekkis> nor does Darkwhite
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15:42:41 <Hydrazine> Apparently peer pressure to drink was a big deal.
15:43:15 <mortthegigglymur> I don't handle alcohol well
15:43:25 <mortthegigglymur> Im sure you guys noticed ^^
15:43:52 <mortthegigglymur> Gives for all kinds of irrational decisions while d&ding when hung over
15:43:59 <Mekkis> of course
15:44:08 <Mekkis> you shouldn't D&D while hung over
15:44:09 <mortthegigglymur> Heh ^^
15:44:15 <Mekkis> you should D&D while drinking!
15:44:19 <mortthegigglymur> I did it anyway
15:44:25 <mortthegigglymur> No way!
15:44:34 <mortthegigglymur> If hungover goes that bad
15:44:47 <Mekkis> Ruby Phoenix Con is run at a pub in Sydney
15:44:49 <mortthegigglymur> But seriously if i drink too much ill pass out lol
15:45:36 <Avatar> who *can't* handle maths
15:45:43 <mortthegigglymur> And it doesn't really take much to reach the threshold
15:45:51 * mortthegigglymur raises paw
15:45:57 <Avatar> don't lie mort
15:46:02 <Avatar> you are some kind of genius mathematician
15:46:05 <Avatar> we all know it
15:46:06 <mortthegigglymur> I can't handle math
15:46:15 <mortthegigglymur> No i seriously hate maths
15:46:21 <Hydrazine> I stop at algebra.
15:46:27 <Avatar> okay well you need to use some maths tomorrow
15:46:31 <Hydrazine> I did trig and calc and stuff once, then I moved on.
15:46:34 <mortthegigglymur> Oh dear
15:46:34 <Avatar> how can you hate maths
15:46:38 <Avatar> what is 3d6+8
15:46:38 <mortthegigglymur> We are screwed
15:46:47 <mortthegigglymur> 26
15:46:52 <Avatar> close enough
15:46:54 <Avatar> see you can do maths easy
15:46:57 <mortthegigglymur> I used my fingers and toes
15:47:24 <mortthegigglymur> Then i used the pens on the table!
15:47:47 <mortthegigglymur> But when it come to d&d riddles
15:47:48 <Hydrazine> Better at memorizing random crap than math.
15:47:52 <mortthegigglymur> I have little practice
15:47:55 <Avatar> that is about as good as you need to be
15:48:01 <mortthegigglymur> Cool!
15:48:17 <mortthegigglymur> Ill bring lots of m&ns tomorrow
15:48:21 <mortthegigglymur> To help me count
15:48:35 <mortthegigglymur> And fk i have 21 int in game? :(
15:49:06 <Hydrazine> 21?
15:49:07 <Avatar> sucks to be super smart
15:49:09 <Hydrazine> heh.
15:49:34 <mortthegigglymur> That's where my character knows way more then i do
15:49:47 <mortthegigglymur> Do i get to drive the boat tomorrow? :p
15:50:05 <mortthegigglymur> Hell i didn't even know mort could hire out as a sailor ^^
15:50:27 <Hydrazine> I think we're done sailing?
15:51:05 <mortthegigglymur> Good.
15:51:11 <mortthegigglymur> I'm seasick
15:51:24 <mortthegigglymur> And the water is cold. If you fall in
15:51:40 <Avatar> have you guys enjoyed QFP 1 and 2 so far
15:51:53 <Hydrazine> I have.
15:52:08 <mortthegigglymur> Was fun fun fun!
15:52:17 * mortthegigglymur bounces
15:52:18 <Avatar> cool
15:52:40 <mortthegigglymur> Who will be around tomorrow
15:52:44 <Brunius> I didn't like QfP 1
15:52:49 <Brunius> (Mainly because I died)
15:52:55 <mortthegigglymur> Shit happens
15:53:13 <mortthegigglymur> You know you really should have more then 10 cons on front line
15:53:14 <Hydrazine> I thought it was Mek that died?
15:53:20 <mortthegigglymur> He did too
15:53:22 <Brunius> That character and his twin both died to twin d20s
15:53:23 <mortthegigglymur> His fighter
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15:53:26 <Brunius> er
15:53:32 <Brunius> two 20s
15:53:38 <Hydrazine> Who did you lose, Brunius?
15:53:48 <Brunius> Komarr
15:53:55 <mortthegigglymur> Not to mention tumbling in full plate ><
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15:54:21 <Avatar> getting trapped in that cave was such a big mistake
15:54:24 <Hydrazine> Does Time Machine play with us?
15:54:30 <Brunius> I blame tristen
15:54:31 <mortthegigglymur> Ah well. You guys will probably get to laugh at me as i play khaz more
15:54:37 <Brunius> :P
15:54:42 <Avatar> I think time machine is a uh
15:54:49 <Avatar> his nick is a play on what he does
15:54:49 <mortthegigglymur> I ran into the cave
15:54:51 <Avatar> timing out
15:55:04 <Avatar> can't blame tristen, we all agreed
15:55:19 <Brunius> Yeah
15:55:20 <mortthegigglymur> I wanted to climb up!
15:55:29 <mortthegigglymur> I sent asmel up
15:55:59 <mortthegigglymur> I see no reason why i shouldn't charge into a cave when i see my party member being reeled in
15:56:26 <Hydrazine> Jerus climbs stuff! Hes brave you
15:56:31 <Hydrazine> brave yo.
15:56:47 <mortthegigglymur> I would charge him too
15:56:56 <mortthegigglymur> Im a tad impulsive that way
15:57:00 <mortthegigglymur> In
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16:17:41 <Avatar> OsterGuard
16:17:43 <Avatar> roll up a character !!
16:17:59 <OsterGuard> Sorry, how do i do that? :/
16:18:04 <mortthegigglymur> Mw
16:18:05 <mortthegigglymur> Wow
16:18:08 <Avatar> ever played before?
16:18:10 <mortthegigglymur> He didn't run!
16:18:15 <OsterGuard> I have my character sheet and all
16:18:20 <mortthegigglymur> Amazing :p
16:18:21 <OsterGuard> if that's what you mean
16:18:24 <OsterGuard> haha
16:18:25 <Avatar> what format is your character sheet in
16:18:27 <mortthegigglymur> Upload it
16:18:34 <OsterGuard> And I have not played before
16:18:43 <Avatar> okay
16:18:45 <Avatar> go to
16:18:46 <OsterGuard> where?
16:18:47 <mortthegigglymur> Then how do you have a character sheet
16:19:09 <OsterGuard> Because I have a friend who walked me through character creation
16:19:11 <OsterGuard> :)
16:19:19 <mortthegigglymur> Wow
16:19:23 <Avatar> you're talking about pathfinder, yeah?
16:19:24 <mortthegigglymur> So what are you!
16:19:25 <OsterGuard> yep
16:19:28 <Avatar> sweet
16:19:32 <OsterGuard> Class?
16:19:35 <Avatar> do you have the core rulebook
16:19:41 * mortthegigglymur sniffs osterguard over
16:19:44 <mortthegigglymur> Yes!
16:19:49 <Avatar> ignore mort, she's crazy
16:19:51 <OsterGuard> Not yet, but I'm going to download it tonight
16:19:55 <mortthegigglymur> I might look like a fluffy mur!
16:20:15 <Avatar> okay you can use this for now: http://www.d20pfsrd.com/home
16:20:22 <OsterGuard> thanks :)
16:20:26 <Avatar> have you seen the pathfinder society guide to organised play
16:20:47 <OsterGuard> Nope
16:20:50 <OsterGuard> sorry
16:20:51 <Avatar> http://paizo.com/pathfinderSociety/v5748btpy84k4
16:20:58 <mortthegigglymur> But i can be helpful!
16:20:59 <Avatar> you can get that one there, you'll need it
16:21:11 <mortthegigglymur> If you give me a cooky?
16:21:21 <Avatar> add it to your cart, it's free
16:21:27 <OsterGuard> thanks
16:21:36 <Avatar> and register an account if it asks you, you'll need it eventually anyway
16:21:45 <OsterGuard> I have one
16:21:50 <Avatar> love your work
16:22:07 <Avatar> it sounds like you are already pretty done
16:22:15 <OsterGuard> nice
16:22:19 <mortthegigglymur> Hey...
16:22:20 <Avatar> you just need to make sure your character complies with chapter 2 of the PFS guide
16:22:31 <Avatar> what's your character's name
16:22:36 * mortthegigglymur nuzzles osterguard
16:22:45 <mortthegigglymur> Yeah i want to see your sheet!
16:22:50 * mortthegigglymur bounces
16:23:03 <OsterGuard> Pallassa
16:23:16 <mortthegigglymur> Elf?
16:23:50 <Avatar> what format is your sheet in
16:23:55 <Avatar> paper, text file, pdf?
16:24:11 <OsterGuard> text file
16:24:14 <Avatar> cool
16:24:18 <Avatar> you can upload it to site now
16:24:27 <OsterGuard> okay, will do
16:24:34 <mortthegigglymur> Ill wait
16:27:14 <OsterGuard> ah, that's right. When I copied it all into the text file from my paper sheet, I wasn't 100% sure about some stuff. Just tell me what I did wrong, if anything.
16:27:40 <OsterGuard> I was completely unsure about the spells part, so I'll need some help with that
16:27:54 <mortthegigglymur> Spells
16:27:57 <mortthegigglymur> Omg!
16:28:00 <mortthegigglymur> Spells!
16:28:15 * mortthegigglymur tumbles osterguard over
16:28:28 <OsterGuard> D:
16:28:46 <mortthegigglymur> You have magic!
16:29:13 * mortthegigglymur stares at osterguard with her mouth gaping open
16:29:34 <mortthegigglymur> Nub
16:29:43 <mortthegigglymur> You haven't uploaded yet?
16:30:11 <OsterGuard> oops, apparently it's the wrong file type :/
16:30:20 <Avatar> is it a .txt file
16:30:41 <mortthegigglymur> Lol
16:31:06 <MekkisScreen> hopefully my online sheet -> LaTeX convertor sbould work
16:31:07 <MekkisScreen> :S
16:31:20 <OsterGuard> I'm on a mac, so it saved as .rtf
16:31:29 <Avatar> ug
16:31:31 <mortthegigglymur> Mekkis
16:31:35 <Avatar> can you copy paste it to a text file
16:31:36 <mortthegigglymur> He has magic!
16:31:41 <OsterGuard> Argh
16:31:50 <OsterGuard> When I changed it I lost my save
16:31:51 <mortthegigglymur> Try notepad
16:32:00 <mortthegigglymur> Wtf?
16:32:02 <Avatar> I don't know if macs have notepad
16:32:05 <OsterGuard> It's uploaded now, but not complete
16:32:12 <MekkisScreen> unfortunately Textedit on a mac isn't a text editor
16:32:23 <Avatar> okay that's a start
16:32:35 <mortthegigglymur> It is?
16:32:37 <MekkisScreen> because Apple like giving their programs logical names, it's "simple"
16:32:40 <Avatar> upload it as you fill it in
16:32:45 * mortthegigglymur zips over
16:33:00 <mortthegigglymur> Oh!
16:33:04 <mortthegigglymur> A cleric!
16:33:07 <mortthegigglymur> Yay!
16:33:27 * mortthegigglymur loves oskarguard and hugs him really tight
16:33:32 <Avatar> make sure you check up on chapter 2 in the PFS guide, character creation
16:33:47 <Avatar> any restrictions that pathfinder society has are in there
16:33:53 <mortthegigglymur> Guess me/hydra won't need to roll healers
16:34:15 <Avatar> another healer never hurts
16:34:18 <Avatar> (ho ho ho)
16:34:26 <OsterGuard> fixed most of it
16:34:49 <OsterGuard> Haha, thanks Mort.
16:35:20 <mortthegigglymur> Love you!
16:35:36 <mortthegigglymur> However the dark side has cookies.
16:35:49 <mortthegigglymur> So I'm still going to go over to the dark side
16:36:19 <mortthegigglymur> Maybe you can try to redeem me :p
16:39:23 <mortthegigglymur> Now oster. Lets start your initiation to the dark side.
16:40:16 <Avatar> mort do you usually play evil characters outside of pathfinder society
16:40:18 <mortthegigglymur> Oh no
16:40:24 <mortthegigglymur> A goody two shoes
16:40:30 <OsterGuard> Haha
16:40:35 <mortthegigglymur> And an andoran to boot
16:40:37 <diebot> Added or updated sheets:
16:40:49 <mortthegigglymur> Never mind. Ill introduce you to the dark side
16:40:55 <mortthegigglymur> Avatar.
16:41:10 <Avatar> what?
16:41:13 <mortthegigglymur> I usually have problems playing evil characters in rpgs
16:41:15 <mortthegigglymur> Actually
16:41:19 <Avatar> oh
16:41:20 <Avatar> how come
16:41:32 <mortthegigglymur> Its like kicking a puppy.
16:41:56 <mortthegigglymur> I eat grown dogs not puppies btw :p
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16:42:06 <mortthegigglymur> They have more meat on them.
16:42:08 <Avatar> but you pity cats
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16:43:15 <mortthegigglymur> Cats are too stringy to eat!
16:44:44 <OsterGuard> haha
16:44:59 <OsterGuard> I can see I'm going to like all of you
16:45:03 <Avatar> there are 3 acts in tomorrow's game, after the second act is over, I'm going to call a break
16:45:10 <mortthegigglymur> Go to d20
16:45:17 <Avatar> probably a 30 min break
16:45:22 <mortthegigglymur> Oster
16:45:34 <mortthegigglymur> How would you usually heal your party member
16:45:41 <mortthegigglymur> When they get hurt.
16:45:47 <mortthegigglymur> You are a cleric right?
16:45:52 <OsterGuard> Yeah
16:46:06 <OsterGuard> I have no idea
16:46:19 <mortthegigglymur> You need to read up on channeling
16:46:23 <OsterGuard> As I said, still new
16:46:24 <mortthegigglymur> Its a standard casino
16:46:26 <mortthegigglymur> Action
16:46:45 <OsterGuard> Ah, that's right. I can use channel energy to heal all non-undead, right?
16:47:09 <mortthegigglymur> All around you
16:47:21 <mortthegigglymur> Mind you your foes get healed too
16:47:41 <OsterGuard> I know, I saw :P
16:47:53 <OsterGuard> Unless they're undead
16:47:58 <OsterGuard> right?
16:48:38 <mortthegigglymur> Unless you have selective channeling!
16:48:48 <mortthegigglymur> !throw 1d6
16:48:49 <diebot> mortthegigglymur, 1d6: [1d6=3] 3
16:49:02 <mortthegigglymur> Ok that was average
16:49:08 <OsterGuard> I have selective channeling, actually
16:49:09 <OsterGuard> :)
16:49:12 <mortthegigglymur> Ok
16:49:23 <mortthegigglymur> Then if it gets too bad
16:49:28 <mortthegigglymur> Your out of channels!
16:49:36 <mortthegigglymur> Oh dear. What do you do next!
16:49:48 <mortthegigglymur> You whip out your cure light wounds wand
16:50:01 <mortthegigglymur> !throw 1d8+1
16:50:01 <diebot> mortthegigglymur, 1d8+1: [1d8=3] 4
16:50:13 <mortthegigglymur> 4 hp!
16:50:56 <OsterGuard> :O
16:51:19 <mortthegigglymur> What happens if i tell you
16:51:32 <mortthegigglymur> There is one level 1 spell that will heal you for 10 hp
16:51:41 <mortthegigglymur> Not all at once of course..g
16:52:27 <OsterGuard> And what spell would that be?
16:52:40 <mortthegigglymur> Infernal healing ^^
16:52:51 <mortthegigglymur> 1 hp per round.
16:52:57 <OsterGuard> sweet
16:53:00 <mortthegigglymur> For 10 rounds
16:53:08 <mortthegigglymur> Totally awesome'
16:53:12 <OsterGuard> Oh, I forgot. Is there a combat assistant for mac?
16:53:19 <mortthegigglymur> And great for out of combat healing
16:53:23 <mortthegigglymur> Ask avatar
16:53:29 <Avatar> we've had someone running it on mac before, but I don't know how
16:53:33 <Avatar> that's a ballig question
16:53:40 <mortthegigglymur> Beats playing around with your cure light wounds wand any day
16:54:14 <mortthegigglymur> Slight problem. The spell has an evil descriptor on it.
16:54:14 <OsterGuard> he's not online, is he?
16:54:20 <mortthegigglymur> He will be soon
16:54:21 <OsterGuard> ah
16:54:22 <Avatar> not yet
16:54:30 <Avatar> have you played anything before OsterGuard
16:54:39 <mortthegigglymur> So. Why are you missing out on the good stuff?g
16:54:44 <OsterGuard> Seeing as i'm neutral good, that might be a problem
16:54:50 <mortthegigglymur> The dark side has cookies!
16:54:58 <Avatar> mort take a breather
16:55:00 <OsterGuard> No real tabletop rpgs
16:55:04 <Avatar> no more red cordial for you
16:55:09 <mortthegigglymur> And he even gives servants :p
16:55:28 <mortthegigglymur> He will give me an imp for converting more people to his cause!
16:57:31 <OsterGuard> that's a nice deal!
16:58:17 <mortthegigglymur> So. You buying it? :p
16:58:47 <mortthegigglymur> But if you want to play neutral good its ok too
16:59:00 <mortthegigglymur> Just watch the evil descriptor spells
17:00:15 <Avatar> mort don't pressure the newbies
17:00:39 <MekkisScreen> OsterGuard: which deity?
17:00:42 * mortthegigglymur sulks
17:00:49 <OsterGuard> Nethys
17:00:53 <MekkisScreen> ooh
17:00:55 <MekkisScreen> Nethys
17:00:58 <MekkisScreen> heh
17:01:25 <OsterGuard> I'm going for a "knowledge is power" type character
17:01:29 * mortthegigglymur giggles more
17:01:39 <mortthegigglymur> Neutral good will be interesting
17:01:43 <MekkisScreen> mystic theurge?
17:01:49 <mortthegigglymur> I can show you the way to power!
17:02:07 <mortthegigglymur> All you need to do is urm. To draw a summoning circle...
17:02:15 <MekkisScreen> what is a unit of knowledge?
17:02:21 <mortthegigglymur> Summons a devil. Bind him in a nice contract.,
17:02:35 <mortthegigglymur> And he has all sorts of knowledge!
17:05:07 <mortthegigglymur> Mek down there keeps telling me not to summon demons :(
17:05:13 <OsterGuard> :(
17:05:25 <diebot> Added or updated sheets:
17:05:42 <mortthegigglymur> Its better to summon devils.
17:05:46 <mortthegigglymur> They are lawful!
17:06:22 <Avatar> OsterGuard: a knowledge is power type character probably wants to be in the osirion faction
17:06:39 <OsterGuard> Hmm
17:06:43 <OsterGuard> I'll look it up
17:06:45 <Avatar> check up on it
17:07:09 <Avatar> you could still be a knowledge is power person who wants to free slaves :P
17:07:24 <mortthegigglymur> Neutral good might get in the way of knowledge is power
17:07:36 <Avatar> neutral good is fine
17:07:43 <mortthegigglymur> Chances are you'll get to meet khaz and hoku
17:07:56 <mortthegigglymur> He can't summon devils :"
17:09:01 <Avatar> yes he can
17:09:30 <mortthegigglymur> Its evil!
17:10:32 <Avatar> it might be the lesser of two evils
17:11:12 <mortthegigglymur> Two wrongs do not make one right,
17:11:23 <mortthegigglymur> Well if I'm playing a good character
17:11:36 <mortthegigglymur> I don't carry infernal healing scrolls now
17:11:46 <mortthegigglymur> You had my last batch
17:12:24 <Avatar> I don't get to keep those you know
17:12:26 <mortthegigglymur> All right
17:12:28 <mortthegigglymur> Yeah
17:12:31 <mortthegigglymur> Meeting
17:12:34 <Avatar> sell them off if you want
17:12:51 <Avatar> or you know what would be REALLY good
17:12:55 <Avatar> you should destroy them !
17:12:57 <Avatar> so nobody can use them !
17:13:38 <Avatar> and then someone might die because you didn't want to "be evil"
17:13:47 <Avatar> and then they might get bitter, and powerful
17:13:51 <Avatar> and eventually build an army
17:13:55 <Avatar> and send countries off to war
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17:15:31 <Steven> suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuup
17:15:39 <Steven> how you all doins?
17:16:03 <Steven> i need to create a new level 1 character
17:16:24 <Steven> since im levelin up folnor
17:16:46 <Hydrazine> For?
17:17:27 <Steven> to have my next playable char thats not ridiculously overpowered or heavily specialized
17:17:29 <OsterGuard> brb guys
17:17:30 <Hydrazine> Whatcha gonna make?
17:17:45 <Steven> im thinkin....
17:17:49 <Avatar> good, we need a new level 1er
17:18:04 <Steven> i built a zen archer
17:18:18 <Steven> but played him in a homebrew and it was a one trick pony
17:19:03 <Steven> granted it was a really powerful trick, bu ta one trick pony none the less
17:20:22 <Steven> i want a bard that doesnt sing or anything lol
17:20:44 <Avatar> why do you want a bard that doesn't sing
17:20:46 <Avatar> play a monk
17:21:17 <Avatar> what do you want the character to do if not sing
17:21:31 <Steven> ooooo a daredevil
17:21:39 <Steven> ill be a bullrushing derdevil lol
17:21:58 <Hydrazine> Steven, Archeologist.
17:22:30 <Avatar> yeah archaeologist is good
17:22:49 <Avatar> I'd roll one up if I hadn't seen it in play myself
17:22:55 <Steven> At 2nd level, a daredevil can choose one type of combat maneuver. She gains a +2 bonus on her combat maneuver checks to attempt the chosen maneuver and to her CMD to resist that maneuver. At 6th level, and every four levels thereafter, the daredevil gains a +2 bonus for an additional type of combat maneuver. She may not choose the same maneuver twice. This a
17:24:58 <Steven> meh.... i dunno bout the archeologist
17:34:44 <OsterGuard> So how do i get into a game?
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17:34:59 <Avatar> you show up with a ready character
17:35:05 <Avatar> I'll send you some invites if you are ready
17:35:21 <Avatar> are you doing anything else on your sheet
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17:36:15 <OsterGuard> not unless there's something someone has a problem with
17:36:27 <OsterGuard> I can't play right now
17:36:40 <OsterGuard> they take ~3 hours, right?
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