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31:52 <Spaceshot> do I need to print off a specific character sheet for IRL pfs?
32:34 <Mekkis> no
32:39 <Mekkis> you just have to have a character sheet
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38:37 Topic for #d&d is: PFS: Fri 3.30pm (Avatar, new game) | Sat 11am (Mort, new game) | Sun 1pm (Avatar, new game) | CoTE: TBA || All times are AEDT (UTC+11:00) | D&D and Pathfinder Online http://dnd.ballig.net
38:37 Topic for #d&d set by Avatar at Fri Mar  2 11:52:21 2012
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14:15 <Brunius> Man, there's an equipment guide coming out in april
14:25 <Brunius> Mort- is gonna go crazy
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48:04 <Phly> Hi guys
49:59 <Brunius> Sup Phly
50:33 <Phly> um why are u in the voice setion?
50:39 <Phly> section
50:51 <Brunius> Probably nobody has devoiced me since last night
51:15 <Phly> k
52:11 <Phly> so whats going on with tonites game we got like 8 ppl signed up but only 6 seats how do we sort that out?
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53:42 <Brunius> I don't know
54:18 <Spaceshot> what character sheet do you se brunius for IRL PFS?
54:31 <Brunius> The one in the back of the guide to organise play
54:33 <Brunius> why?
54:40 <Spaceshot> just asking
54:48 <Spaceshot> gonna write mine up is all :P
57:18 <Spaceshot> would archetype go in Character class/level?
57:24 <Brunius> Probably
58:37 <Spaceshot> so what's the station name for the stop I should get off if I'm using a train?
58:49 <Brunius> Blackburn Railway Station
58:53 <Spaceshot> cool cool
58:58 <Spaceshot> I think I roughly remember where to get it from
59:24 <Spaceshot> flinders street station, #2 IIRC
59:40 <Brunius> I dunno man
59:47 <Brunius> I don't go to flinders street that often
59:59 <Spaceshot> meh I'll find it
00:01 <Brunius> You want a Belgrave, Lilydale, Ringwood or Blackburn train
00:22 <Spaceshot> yea I remember, but not all of them on the same line go to blackburn
00:25 <Spaceshot> only every odd one
00:27 <Spaceshot> or something like that
00:31 <Brunius> Er
00:36 <Brunius> All of them SHOULD go to blackburn
00:46 <Spaceshot> maybe it was it didn't go somewhere else
00:51 <Spaceshot> dunno, it's been a year
01:13 <Brunius> Not many go to Laburnum
01:18 <Spaceshot> here hopes all my life mystery abilities are on 1 page
01:18 <Brunius> Which is bloody annoying
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12:46 <Spaceshot> can I use PP to buy stuff in that small buying time after getting the faction mission but before starting the scenario?
15:38 <Ballig> right
17:21 <Spaceshot> good good
17:34 <Spaceshot> I remember why I was hesitant of buying a wand in the first place
17:45 <Spaceshot> wanting to save up for a vanity to get a dayjob roll :P
19:43 <Spaceshot> touch is without armour?
19:46 <Ballig> it will take one extra scenario to save up
19:49 <Ballig> get a wand well before that
19:57 <Ballig> yeah touch is without armour
20:08 <Brunius> oh shit
20:09 <Brunius> Gotta go
20:15 <Spaceshot> have fun
20:17 <Spaceshot> meet you there
20:21 <Brunius> See ya
20:24 <Spaceshot> bring your chronicle on a usb
20:29 <Spaceshot> bringing my laptop
20:34 <Brunius> Yeah I will
20:51 <Spaceshot> that reminds me, where the fuck is my mp3 player
23:16 <Brunius> Why do you expect us to know?
25:18 <Spaceshot> why haven't you left?
49:09 <Spaceshot> where the hell do I put traits on this thing?
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30:39 <Hydrazine> Yo.
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32:27 <Ballig> sup
33:11 <Hydrazine> Eh. I'm alright I guess.
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58:02 <Avatar> I hope we get a no-show or 3 today
11:46 <Mekkis> how many people have said yes?
13:15 <Avatar> 8
14:13 <Mekkis> does that include you?
15:25 <Avatar> no
15:27 <Avatar> with me it's 9 :P
15:41 <Mekkis> that's the awkward number
16:02 <Avatar> back soon, low on food
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24:19 <Ballig> that's what she said
26:19 <Avatar-> no she didn't
26:31 <Avatar-> I'm on my way back
26:43 <Ballig> I had to go get food too
31:26 <Mekkis> on an android phone, can you find your IP address?
32:33 <Ballig> I had a quick look in the network settings and it isn't obvious, but there's probably an app for it
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36:29 <Mekkis> yay
36:41 <Mekkis> they removed the lance-pounce cheese in the latest FAQ
37:25 <Avatar> what lance-pounce cheese
37:28 <Hydrazine> pounce? get a full attack on a charge?
37:30 <Hydrazine> oh. good.
37:53 <Ballig> isnt' there a feat that lets you do that
37:54 <Mekkis> basically, the FAQ explains that you only get a single attack with the x2 (or x3) multiplier
38:12 <Ballig> oh, people were doubling/tripling every attack?
38:14 <Ballig> yeah that's stupid
39:05 <Hydrazine> Shit like that's bound to pop up with so many options.
39:10 <Mekkis> it does make one feat rather pointless, but it's better than the alternative
39:31 <Ballig> yeah it's the reason 3.5e got so unwieldly
42:49 <Mekkis> hmmm
43:06 <Hydrazine> What does it make pointless?
43:11 <Mekkis> I suppose the way the FAQ's worded, you do get the multiplier on both lances if you're TWFing them...
43:32 <Ballig> ha
44:00 <Hydrazine> Thats not a light weapon!
44:13 <Mekkis> Mounted Skirmisher (Combat)
44:13 <Mekkis> You are adept at attacking from upon a swift moving steed.
44:13 <Mekkis>    Prerequisites: Ride rank 14, Mounted Combat, Trick
44:13 <Mekkis> Riding.
44:13 <Mekkis>    Benefit: If your mount moves its speed or less, you can
44:13 <Mekkis> still take a full-attack action.
44:36 <Mekkis> Hydrazine, I know: you're talking -10 / -10 to your attack rolls, unless you've got the TWF feats
45:16 <Ballig> well, the first part of the FAQ response does say that you only get the extra damage when your mount is charging, not you
45:32 <Mekkis> yes
45:45 <Mekkis> that raises another question, unfortunately
45:49 <Ballig> so you would need that "unusual combination of rules that allows you to ignore [that] limitation"
45:51 <Ballig> for the TWF thing to be possible
46:12 <Mekkis> like the Mounted Skirmisher feat?
46:31 <Ballig> potentially
46:41 <Mekkis> (which a ranger can get at 10th level)
46:58 <Ballig> I honestly think by that level, it might not be that overpowered
47:11 <Avatar> where's the FAQ?
47:13 <Mekkis> I have very little experience at that level
47:17 <Ballig> http://paizo.com/paizo/faq/v5748nruor1fm#v5748eaic9p1k
47:20 <Ballig> it's the core rulebook FAQ
47:24 <Ballig> the ones in red are new
47:30 <Mekkis> http://paizo.com/paizo/blog/v5748dyo5ld6h?Bride-of-the-FAQ-Attack#discuss
47:35 <Mekkis> that's the changes
47:54 <Ballig> the PFS FAQ was also updated, and the APG one
48:24 <Mekkis> my experience at 10-11 involves trying to not be seen while everyone else - who's four levels higher that me - deals with the threat
48:26 <Ballig> the PFS FAQ update is sadly limited
48:45 <Mekkis> oh, and firing off stuff like glitterdust
49:03 <Ballig> I just feel like charging is powerful at low level and then becomes less powerful
49:18 <Mekkis> where do you feel the crossover point is?
49:25 <Ballig> close to +6 BAB
49:37 <Mekkis> sounds about right
50:24 <Ballig> if you compare Bobbob and Buck right now, I think Buck will consistently outdamage Bobbob
50:29 <Hydrazine> When multiple attacks become more common? Fair enough.
50:34 <Ballig> even if Bobbob was able to charge more often than he can right now
51:09 <Avatar> hopefully, anyway !
52:01 <Mekkis> seems about right
52:22 <Mekkis> Buck consistently outdamages Grolschmir
55:54 <Avatar> yeah, finally, at level 6
56:14 <Avatar> he still isn't invincible with consistent flying and 10f reach in the air
56:18 <Ballig> that's kind of our point though
56:29 <Ballig> that charging is powerful at lower levels, but then fizzles around level 5-6
56:40 <Mekkis> yeah
56:48 <Avatar> yes, but my point is there is more to Grolschmir than the charging
56:55 <Mekkis> I don't think it actually drops below the curve though
57:03 <Ballig> I think once Grolschmir starts playing tier 6+ scenarios it won't be as big a problem
57:29 <Avatar> who's here 5 minutes before the game
57:31 <Avatar> 3 people
57:41 <Mekkis> Grolshmir had a lot of problems with Shadow's Last Stand I, at 6-7
57:43 <Avatar> I don't think we have to worry about too many showing up
57:58 <Avatar> do you guys want to hook up to skype and CA
58:06 <Mekkis> sure
58:15 <Ballig> sure
58:27 <Avatar> 124.148.174.206
59:18 * Mekkis checks if he remembers that monastry
59:20 <Ballig> Mekkis: there's an opensuse version of CA on the website, not sure if you want to try it
59:39 <Mekkis> I'll try it
59:54 <Mekkis> how is it packaged?
00:29 <Ballig> it's just a binary
00:41 <Mekkis> 32-bit or 64?
00:42 <Ballig> probably hit or miss
00:45 <Ballig> 64 bit
00:51 <Mekkis> ELF?
00:59 <Ballig> goblins
01:03 <Avatar> are you coming mekkis
01:08 <Mekkis> sure
01:30 <Mekkis> foo@grolschmir:/home/downloads> ./DevCA
01:30 <Mekkis> ./DevCA: /lib64/libc.so.6: version `GLIBC_2.14' not found (required by ./DevCA)
02:02 <Ballig> yeah it has the glibc requirement in the file name
10:31 Ballig is now known as Artimus
10:56 * Artimus removes channel operator status from Artimus
11:11 Hydrazine is now known as Jerus
13:39 ChanOP gives voice to Asmel
13:42 ChanOP gives voice to Jerus
13:53 * Avatar has offered 309slodge.jpg (57538 bytes)
13:58 * DCC RECV connect attempt to Avatar failed (err=Connection refused).
15:25 ChanOP gives channel operator status to Avatar
17:03 <Avatar> sorc has spell focus (illusion)
17:20 <Avatar> sorc has grease
17:22 <Avatar> sorc doesn't have mage armour
18:15 <Avatar> The Pathfinder Society has turned its attention to the Ruby Phoenix Tournament—a world-renowned fighting competition, held once every ten years in the city of Goka on the eastern continent of Tian Xia. More specifically, the Decemvirate is interested in the incredible prizes available to the tournament’s winner—a choice of treasure from the legendary vaults of Hao Jin, the Ruby Phoenix 
18:16 <Avatar> herself. As part of the preparations for the tournament, Pathfinder Society agents have been deployed across the Inner Sea and beyond to seek out forgotten lore, allies, and magical items to be used by the Society’s tournament representatives. 
18:32 <Avatar> Venture-Captain Amara Li, leader of the Lantern Lodge and Goka native, has uncovered information about one such item hidden amid the reaches of the Wall of Heaven—an Iroran relic known as the  Braid of a Hundred Masters . Organizing the search from her base in the Dragon Empires, she intends to send a group of Pathfinders to the high mountain range in search of the braid’s ancient home: the 
18:33 <Avatar> Clouded Path Monastery. The two-week-long journey to the mountains began in the cosmopolitan city of Goka, passed through the surrounding villages and farmlands, and led thousands of feet up into the tallest mountain range on Golarion; all that remains is the final day’s journey up from the base camp.
19:57 <Asmel> "You are playing the Ten like fools!"
20:02 <Asmel> "How could you do that!"
20:25 <Avatar> "On your way, Pathfinder."
20:57 <Asmel> "Very Well, Li... just remember, your usefulness will one day come to an end, too..."
22:49 <Avatar> two guides are ready to take you, Xue Ho and Hai Xuan
23:25 * Asmel scrutinised them closely. What do they look like
23:25 <Asmel> ?
23:52 <Jerus> Like guides!
23:55 <Avatar> they're middle aged locals
24:05 <Avatar> they look like experienced mountaineers
24:53 <Avatar> they don't look like seasoned adventurers like you guys are
25:32 <Asmel> "Greetings. Where do you hale from?"
25:52 <Avatar> you see Asmel cast a spell before he says greeting
26:40 <Artimus> spellcraft
26:41 * Asmel puts a piece of paper back into his pack
26:44 <Jerus> "Mornin'. Yall gonna be takin' us up the mountain? Been up there before, have ya?"
26:46 <Artimus> !throw 1d20+7 spellcraft
26:47 <diebot> Artimus, spellcraft: [1d20=6] 13
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27:36 <Avatar> "We are from Goka, we lead you to... edge of Wall of Heaven."
27:55 <Mort> started?
27:58 <Artimus> just barely
27:58 <Asmel> yeah
27:58 <Mort> oh fk
28:00 <Mort> nevermind
28:01 <Avatar> you're late, but you can jump in
28:02 <Artimus> you might be able to jump in if you're quick
28:03 <Avatar> very just
28:03 <Mort> k
28:08 Avatar gives voice to Mort
28:15 <Mort> but why the time
28:16 <Artimus> we're all level 2-3
28:17 <Mort> k
28:20 <Mort> so bring who?
28:21 <Mort> mort fine?
28:24 <Artimus> sure
28:25 <Mort> or od you want someone else
28:26 <Mort> k
28:28 <Mort> morts ready anwyay
28:30 <Mort>  iwas doing crap earlier
28:34 <Mort> like writingkhaz's sheet
28:37 <Mort> k skype?
28:50 <Avatar> yeah
29:02 <Mort> k
29:39 <Mort> I feel weird
29:42 <Mort> wizard lol
29:52 <Avatar> give me your prepped spells
29:55 <Avatar> are you playing as Mort
30:01 <Artimus> sounds like it
30:09 <Mort> yeah I will
32:01 <Mort> is it troublesome if I bring mort?
32:07 <Mort> I could bringkhaz but his sheet isnt quite up to date
32:12 <Mort> was still diddling with it last night
32:14 <Mort> and sort of
32:23 <Mort> dont want ot create trouble
32:34 <Asmel> I can bring Itzamna....
32:35 <Jerus> "Just to the edge? Not goin' all the way up? Why not? Gonna wait for us for the trip on down?"
32:42 <Mort> ah nevermind
32:44 <Mort> its okay then
32:50 <Mort> I really dont want to bother peeps
32:53 <Mort> im finein any form
33:00 <Mort> I just wonder if Im shifting apl up or anything like that
33:02 <Jerus> Bring mort along and shh.
33:04 <Avatar> "We here to guide you... then you can be on your way. Yes."
33:05 <Mort> kkk
33:05 <Mort> shhhs
33:07 <Mort> okay
33:08 <Mort> what did I miss out
33:28 <Avatar> check your pm
33:39 <Mort> thanks
33:40 <Mort> faction mission?
35:24 <Mort> "Hrmm, Ive been given some knowledge we might have to deal with a beastie"
35:45 <Mort> "Not too sure what kind, whether on two feet or four"
36:44 <Mort> "Also we're going on a nice mountaineering expeidition, did everyone bring their kits?"
36:52 <Mort> "And probably cold weather gear would be a good idea"
38:09 <Avatar> the two guides, both well under 6ft in height have lean frames and skin prematurely aged
38:22 <Jerus> "This mountain.. More like a hike or more like a cliff?"
38:45 <Avatar> "Some hike. You face cliff later, maybe."
38:57 <Mort> "climbing kits everyone, I have mine packed. have yours?"
39:25 <Avatar> both Xue Ho and Hai Xuan seem pretty friendly in their chatter with you
39:33 * Mort likes them both
39:40 <Artimus> "A man of the faith is always prepared."
39:48 <Artimus> I smile, my breastplate gleaming in the sun
39:55 <Avatar> Mort: knowledge local or geography?
39:58 <Mort> both
40:02 <Avatar> roll em
40:15 <Mort> !throw 1d20+8 local
40:15 <diebot> Mort, local: [1d20=18] 26
40:22 <Mort> !throw 1d20+8 geography
40:22 <diebot> Mort, geography: [1d20=5] 13
40:28 <Mort> see what happens I can make both checks
41:31 <Mort> hold on
41:35 <Mort> its fun but let me sort it out hahaa
41:37 <Mort> I dont want ot spam channel
42:26 <Mort> "The wall of heaven is a tall and long mountain range, and its known for being VERY cold"
42:49 <Mort> "And no one has seen the monks in the clouded monastery for ages"
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42:54 <Mort> "Again monks are a reclusive bunch"
42:58 <Mort> "not entirely surprising"
43:08 <Avatar> tashes: are you jumping in
43:12 <Tashes> into what?
43:22 <Avatar> into the game you accepted? :P
43:23 <Mort> "Though they used to send people to trade for goods"
43:40 <Mort> "But again they havent sent a delegation for a long while"
43:43 <Mort> "Something may be amiss"
43:51 <Tashes> i havent had 'net all morning. how much have i missed?
43:53 <Mort> "I think we should get some endure elements scrolls"
44:00 <Avatar> they haven't left yet
44:06 <Artimus> pre-game fluff
44:08 <Avatar> they just got the main mission and are doing prep
44:33 <Tashes> k
44:41 <Mort> "The clouded monastery is known to be dedicated to Inori"
44:59 <Mort> "Hows that for a walking encyclopedia"
45:01 Tashes is now known as princess
45:07 Avatar gives voice to princess
46:55 <Avatar> 124.148.174.206
50:04 <Avatar> The base camp site, only a few hundred feet above the forest line that covers the lower reaches of the Wall of Heaven, offers a panoramic view of the surrounding farmlands, far below. The half-flooded terraced farmlands appear silver and mirrored in the late afternoon light. The camp itself is little more than a trio of unmaintained wooden shacks surrounding the remnants of a large firepit and a 
50:04 <Avatar> fallen wooden corral fence to the east.
50:24 <Jerus> orange 22
50:30 <Artimus> white, 18/18, 19 AC
51:07 <Jerus> 18 AC.
51:09 <Mort> 23 hp, 14 ac
51:12 <Mort> mage armor isnt on yet
51:44 <Mort> oh wait sorry
51:45 <Mort> I lelved up
51:47 <Mort> so its 31 ac
51:49 <Mort> 31 ac
51:50 <Mort> sorry
51:57 <Mort> 31 hp 14 ac
51:58 <Mort> argge
52:07 <Mort> I swear not enough sleep last night
52:34 <Artimus> how do you have 31
52:35 <Mort> map 2 is blank
52:37 <Mort> 31 hp
52:39 <Mort> Im lv 4
52:42 <Mort> i had 23 at 3
52:54 <Artimus> you don't get the full 6 hp every level
52:58 <Mort> HP:       	 31/31 (19 base hp + 4(cons) + 4 favoured class +4 toughness)
52:59 <Jerus> 2nd.
53:16 <Artimus> toughness might be the difference
53:26 <Mort> I counted my hps as much as I could do
53:36 <Artimus> I remember asking you about your hp earlier too
53:49 <Mort> I see only one white dot and one orange dot
54:00 <Mort> and the grid
54:01 <Mort> thats all
54:03 <Mort> screen is black
54:37 <Mort> k se lines now
54:47 <Artimus> I think it's 30 hp mort
55:01 <Artimus> base would be: 6+4+4+4
55:03 <Artimus> =18
55:04 <Mort> 5 hp per level..
55:09 <Mort> by pfs organized rules
55:13 <Mort> half hit dice + 1
55:20 <Artimus> it's 4
55:28 <Mort> I check
55:36 <Artimus> wizard is d6, 6 at first level and 4 each level after that
56:06 <Mort> let me get the thingie out
56:27 <Mort> me blue
57:18 <Mort> me blue
58:50 <Artimus> "Let's explore, Jerus."
59:10 <Artimus> I nudge Jerus forward
59:16 <Jerus> "Sure. I figure a good look 'round can't be too bad."
59:28 <Asmel> I'm here now
59:30 <Jerus> I'll wake a walk up, hammer out.
59:31 * Mort shrugs
59:34 <Artimus> @see
59:34 <diebot> Artimus, perception: [1d20=9] 19
59:38 <Jerus> @perc
59:38 <Mort> @see
59:38 <diebot> Jerus, 1d20+2: [1d20=7] 9
59:39 <diebot> Mort, perception: [1d20=2] 2
59:48 * Mort follows jerus like a puppy
59:55 <Jerus> IDENTIFY
00:20 <Mort> IDENTIFY
00:22 <Mort> k now what
00:22 <Mort> arggh
00:25 <Mort> god brains aren t working
00:35 <Asmel> how many people are around at the base camp?
00:41 <Artimus> just us
00:44 <Artimus> and our two guides
01:09 <Asmel> "Hai, how many people are normally here?"
01:17 <princess> !throw 1d20+7 per looking around
01:17 <diebot> princess, per looking around: [1d20=12] 19
01:23 <Mort> wtf
01:25 <Mort> is a waypoint
01:27 <Mort> but nevermind
01:32 <Mort> Im sort of noob when it comes to this
01:33 <Avatar> "Many people stay here." they say, smiling and nodding
01:36 * princess f5 quicksave
01:37 <Avatar> all friendly-like
01:44 <Artimus> so do I see anything with my 19
01:50 <Asmel> !throw 1d20 perception
01:51 <Jerus> "Not right now don't look like."
01:52 <diebot> Asmel, perception: [1d20=9] 9
02:03 <Mort> "Do any of you perceive any threat?"
02:14 <Asmel> !throw 1d20+6 sense motive: what are they hiding @Avatar
02:22 <Mort> I have detet magic
02:26 <Mort> I told you I am amort of all works
02:27 <Mort> yes
02:32 * Mort facepalms and groans
02:43 <Mort> so as long as I dont get pwned
02:56 <Mort> I have more hp then anyone in the party anwyay..probably
03:00 <Mort> but doesnt matter anyway
03:18 <Artimus> yep
03:35 <Mort> seriously I take not being prepared VERY seriously
03:38 <Mort> heh
04:02 <Artimus> @init
04:02 <diebot> Artimus, initiative: [1d20=19] 19
04:03 <Avatar> roll initiative
04:03 <Mort> cool
04:04 <Jerus> @init
04:04 <diebot> Jerus, 1d20+3: [1d20=2] 5
04:05 <Mort> @init
04:06 <diebot> Mort, init: [1d20=1] 4
04:08 <Mort> ahaha
04:09 <Artimus> young snow leopard
04:11 <Mort> epic shit
04:11 <Asmel> !save init: 1d20+1
04:12 <diebot> Asmel, 1d20+1 saved as @init
04:14 <Asmel> @init
04:15 <diebot> Asmel, 1d20+1: [1d20=20] 21
04:17 <Mort> wow
04:18 <Mort> wtf
04:21 <princess> !throw 1d20+6
04:22 <diebot> princess, 1d20+6: [1d20=1] 7
04:28 <princess> "Oh hey, kittykittykitty!"
04:46 <Artimus> "Hey guys, heads up." and I point to the leopard
04:47 * Mort shushes princess
04:54 <Mort> "Its scawy"
05:06 * Mort shrugs
05:24 * Mort really shrugs
05:36 <Mort> what do I know about
05:39 <Mort> lepoards
05:42 <Mort> snow ones
05:49 <Mort> which knowledge roll
06:02 <Avatar> nature
06:07 <Mort> roll it
06:12 <Artimus> is it a pious leopard
06:14 <Artimus> can I roll religion
06:20 <Mort> !throw 1d20+8 nature
06:21 <diebot> Mort, nature: [1d20=19] 27
06:24 <Mort> see what kind of shit I get :D
06:31 <Asmel> !throw 1d20-1 untrained knowledge
06:32 <diebot> Asmel, untrained knowledge: [1d20=17] 16
06:33 <Avatar> what kind of knowledge do you want about it
06:39 <Mort> its weaknesses and vulnerabliies
06:42 <Mort> how ot kill it
06:50 <Mort> and what attacks it has
06:51 <Mort> pounce?
06:53 <Mort> rake?
06:59 <Mort> feats too
07:08 <Mort> since I have such a cool knowledge roll, why dont I just..look at the site
07:12 <Mort> and blabber out all the beans
07:40 <Mort> "It can bite and has 2 claws, it can pounce and it can rake
07:40 <Mort>  it rakes using its claws"
07:46 <Mort> "Pouce is some kind of charge I believe"
08:05 <Mort> "It relies on stealth to ambush"
08:09 <Mort> "Dont let it sneak up on you"
08:23 * princess points at it and says "THere's a kittykittykitty there"
08:25 <Mort> "IT climbs well"
08:28 <Mort> "Dont let it get up the cliff"
08:34 <Mort> "or any trees, getting it out will be a pain"
08:39 <Jerus> "Well, its right there.. I don't think its doin' any sneakin'.
08:42 <princess> "Can we scare it off?"
08:50 <Avatar> it's Artimus' turn
08:52 <Mort> "It clearly has been attacking the villagers"
08:57 <Mort> "It must be destroyed"
08:59 <Artimus> I will shoot it with my crossbow
09:05 <Mort> "Snow leopard in the village?"
09:12 <princess> "What villagers? There's nobody ehre!"
09:18 <Mort> there were people
09:20 <Jerus> "What village? Nobody actually lives here."
09:24 <Mort> they said it was a meeting point?
09:26 <Artimus> !throw 1d20+2 x-bow
09:26 <diebot> Artimus, x-bow: [1d20=3] 5
09:28 <Artimus> end turn
09:45 <Mort> didnt someone talk to us just now
09:46 <Mort> haha
09:49 <Mort> brains till asleep
11:08 <Avatar> it's Princess' turn
11:28 <Avatar> the snow leopard attacks Artimus
11:46 <Mort> yeah he has pounce
12:00 <Avatar> !throw 1d20+2 bite; 1d20+2 claw; 1d20+2 claw
12:00 <diebot> Avatar, bite: [1d20=12] 14; claw: [1d20=6] 8; claw: [1d20=12] 14
12:03 <Artimus> miss
12:07 <Mort> wat a wimp..
12:07 <Mort> :P
12:08 <Mort> k
12:15 <Avatar> it's Princess' turn NOW
12:18 <Mort> cant really flankfrom the way I see it
12:19 <Mort> mm
12:45 <Mort> probably not
12:49 <Mort> not with the guy with the big hammer around
12:59 <princess> !throw 1d20 knife
12:59 <diebot> princess, knife: [1d20=16] 16
13:09 <Avatar> roll damage
13:18 <princess> !throw 1d4+2
13:18 <diebot> princess, 1d4+2: [1d4=2] 4
13:50 <Avatar> it's Asmel's turn
14:07 <MekkisScreen> hmmm
14:35 <Asmel> how easy is it to walk through the fire pit?
14:51 <Avatar> easy
14:55 <Avatar> not even difficult terrain
15:13 <Asmel> charge to M13 and thrust my scabbard at it
15:18 <Asmel> power attack, furious focus
15:23 <Mort> scabbard...?
15:26 <Mort> u got to be kidding..
15:27 <Asmel> ja
15:31 <Avatar> roll it
15:53 <Asmel> !throw 1d20+9
15:54 <diebot> Asmel, 1d20+9: [1d20=6] 15
15:56 <Mort> oh my god
15:59 <Mort> hitting with a scabard..
16:03 * Mort facepalms
16:10 <Mort> its just weird
16:12 <Mort> its damn funny
16:16 <Asmel> umm]
16:19 <Asmel> nonlethal!
16:19 <Mort> yeah
16:22 <Mort> thats why its so funny
16:24 <Asmel> does that hit?
16:29 <Avatar> hits
16:30 <Avatar> roll damage
16:40 <Mort> I mean you hit someone with a scabbard
16:49 <Mort> oh gosh its funny as crap
16:53 <Asmel> !throw 1d6+7 nonlethal damage
16:54 <diebot> Asmel, nonlethal damage: [1d6=5] 12
16:57 <Avatar> is there a penalty to have it hit as nonlethal?
17:00 <Asmel> no
17:05 <Asmel> I have Blade of Mercy
17:09 <Avatar> the leopard drops
17:09 <Mort> it depends on whether it is a lethal or no lehtal weapon
17:17 <Avatar> whta's blade of mercy
17:17 <Mort> but yeah feats can change it too
17:20 <Avatar> there's no description on your sheet
17:22 <Asmel> a trait
17:26 <Avatar> what does it do
17:40 <Asmel> no penalty dealing nonlethal damage with a bladed weapon
17:44 <Asmel> +1 damage when you do
17:51 <Mort> its not dead is it?
17:52 <Artimus> I remove the knife from the leopard
17:56 <Artimus> and clean its wound
18:01 <Artimus> !throw 1d20+11 heal
18:01 <diebot> Artimus, heal: [1d20=15] 26
18:04 <princess> i take my knife back
18:05 * Mort gasps
18:06 <Asmel> "I thought you said that this place was deserted"
18:07 <Avatar> it's stable
18:16 <Artimus> "There will always be natural predators."
18:17 <Avatar> "No people here."
18:21 <Mort> "Youre healing a kitty that would have tried to kill us?"
18:26 <Artimus> does the leopard look starved?
18:27 <Asmel> "Is this leopard Native to this area?"
18:38 <Artimus> "The leopard is not evil."
18:44 <Mort> "Yes, I believe this is the beast that i was sent to hunt down"
18:54 <Asmel> "I thought animals were generally unfriendly, yes, but not directly hostile..."
18:54 <Artimus> "Why must you hunt down a beast?"
19:04 <Avatar> "Usually animals avoid interaction with people, but slim pickings around. Must be wary."
19:06 <Mort> "It has been terrorizing the villagers around cloud mountain monastrey"
19:06 <Asmel> "Hunt down?"
19:13 <Mort> "Clearly this one pounced at us"
19:19 <Artimus> "It is probably hungry."
19:23 <Asmel> "Well, then we'd better keep it with us, where it will be safe."
19:24 <Artimus> "it would have to be, to risk attacking us."
19:28 <Mort> "Yes, and it will kill more villagers"
19:29 <Asmel> "And so will the villagers."
19:34 <Mort> "if it gets  free"
19:43 <Mort> "I already told you it hides well"
19:48 <Avatar> "Maybe this is season where difficult to hunt.
19:49 <Mort> "How do you intend to keep it with us ?"
19:49 <Avatar> "
19:58 <Avatar> "Must be wary."
20:00 <Artimus> "I didn't say we're keeping it with us."
20:04 <Artimus> "But it's no harm to us now."
20:05 <Asmel> "I have rope. I shall fashion a muzzle."
20:08 <Mort> "Asmel's idea"
20:33 * Asmel takes out some rope and tries to do so
20:41 <Mort> "What are you going to do with a leopard all the way to the mountains"
20:45 <Jerus> "You're gonna try an' keep that thing? Ya know, I don't think it'll much appreciate a muzzle. And its still got claws."
20:50 <Mort> "keeping it with us all the way?"
20:58 <Mort> "I really dont feel safe sleeping next to that beastie"
21:10 <Mort> "It clearly shows it will attack humans given a chance"
21:14 <Mort> "Better to kill it now"
21:44 <Artimus> "I will leave that to your discretion, but do it as humanely as possible."
21:58 <Mort> coup de gras the leopard
22:08 <Avatar> when you search the rest of the campsite, you can tell it hasn't had much activity in recent years
22:28 <Mort> Oh, and I pick up the head as a trophy
22:38 <Mort> The weather is pretty cold isnt it?
22:39 <Avatar> "We will leave tomorrow, not climbing any more."
22:41 <Artimus> I turn away, clearly disgusted at Mort's behaviour
22:44 <Asmel> "That's disgusting. Weren't you told to respect life?"
22:57 <Asmel> !throw 1d20+6 sense motive
22:58 <diebot> Asmel, sense motive: [1d20=16] 22
23:07 <Avatar> "The higher one climbs, the more there is to fear than snow leopards."
23:08 <Artimus> "That is abhorrent and unseemly."
23:09 <Mort> "Its dead, it doesnt need its head"
23:11 <Mort> "Oh dear"
23:14 <Avatar> Asmel: secretly
23:18 <Asmel> why?
23:27 <Artimus> "There is meant to be dignity in death, and you are desecrating that poor animal's body."
23:32 <Avatar> because you don't get to know 
23:46 <Jerus> "Thank ya, fellas, for bringin' us up here. Have you a good trip down now."
23:47 <Mort> "Well, I was told to bring proof that my mission was complete"
23:53 <Mort> "Do you suggest taking a ear instead?"
23:54 <Artimus> "Told by whom?"
23:57 <Asmel> "Look, Mort, I know that you might have been told by someone higher up that it's what you're meant to do, but this senseless killing is something that you're supposed question."
24:47 <Asmel> "You're supposed to question such leaders."
24:53 <Mort> "My venture captain told me to hunt the beast down"
24:59 <Mort> "He said it was terrorizing the villagers"
25:06 <Mort> "Since it attacked us, I see no reason to disbelieve him"
25:08 <Artimus> "We were all there when we were given this mission. Snow leopards were not mentioned."
25:14 <Asmel> "Your venture captain? You mean not Amara Li, the person who sent it to us..."
25:21 <Mort> "Faction leader"
25:24 <Mort> ahem
25:38 <Mort> I get some tales mixed
25:42 <Asmel> "Ah... how intriguing. And your faction leader doesn't believe in a conscience vote?"
25:52 <Mort> "The leopard has been killing villagers"
25:59 <Asmel> "Where's your evidence?"
26:06 <Avatar> the guides start preparing the camp
26:08 <Mort> "He showed me the reports"
26:11 <Artimus> "While I might consent to the creature being neutralised if it will save the lives of villagers, I cannot agree to your desecration of this poor beast."
26:12 <Asmel> "You can't trust them at face value."
26:18 <Artimus> "It is hungry, and simply trying to survive."
26:19 <Avatar> they seem pretty content, despite your squabbles
26:31 <Mort> "Well, one less leopard to eat villagers"
26:37 <Mort> "Its an animal, nothing more"
26:39 <Avatar> Xue Ho whistles as he checks and cleans several climbing pitons
26:43 <Mort> "And once rabid, it needs to be destroyed"
26:47 <Artimus> "All life is sacred."
26:54 <Mort> "Clerics"
26:56 <princess> I light the fire.
26:59 <princess> in the fireplace.
27:05 <princess> clearly ignorign the argument.
27:15 <Jerus> I'll take a look at the rest of the cabins.
27:16 <Mort> !throw 1d20+8 knowledge local
27:16 <diebot> Mort, knowledge local: [1d20=3] 11
27:17 <Asmel> "It's a slave, nothing more. It's a wizard, nothing more. It's a Mort, nothing more. It's the goddamn future of Golarion, nothing more."
27:27 <Asmel> "Don't be one to fall down the slippery slope!"
27:33 <princess> !ythrow 1d20+4 knowldedge(locla)
27:37 <princess> !throw 1d20+4 knowldedge(locla)
27:37 <diebot> princess, knowldedge(locla): [1d20=5] 9
27:38 <Mort> "lolz
27:39 <Artimus> "Sarenrae teaches us the ways of redemption."
27:41 <Asmel> !throw 1d20-1 untrained knowledge.
27:42 <diebot> Asmel, untrained knowledge.: [1d20=9] 8
27:51 <Mort> !throw 1d20+0 wisdom
27:52 <diebot> Mort, wisdom: [1d20=4] 4
27:53 <Mort> k
27:54 <Artimus> "Mort, I would like you and I to discuss your moral path sometime soon."
28:15 <Mort> "Sure, when we're done with this"
28:19 <Mort> "It attacked us first"
28:25 <Mort> "Theres no law saying we cant defend ourselves from it"
28:27 <Artimus> "The light of Sarenrae shall burn the impurities from your soul and forge you anew."
28:32 <Asmel> "Artimus, do you know how to perform the correct rites for this noble beast?"
28:47 <Artimus> "I do. Mort, will you replace the creature's head?"
28:50 <Mort> "I am a follower of nethys, not sarenrae"
28:54 <Avatar> you all know there are many in Absalom and Goka who would pay richly for snow leopard pelts
29:13 <Mort> "No, I need its death as proof"
29:15 <Artimus> "The light of Sarenrae can reach even the darkest recesses of one's soul, Mort."
29:19 <Mort> "If you wish me ot take some other part, I will"
29:24 <Mort> "heads are troublesome to carry around"
29:36 <Asmel> "Our testimony should be sufficient."
29:44 <Asmel> "I will personally report to your faction leader."
29:44 <Mort> "Okay"
29:46 <Artimus> "I can vouch for the creature's death."
29:56 <Mort> "I accept"
29:59 * Mort takes out the head
30:03 * Mort shudders, gross,
30:05 <Asmel> "Once we return to Absalom, or whereever. Cheliax."
30:17 <Asmel> "perhaps."
30:28 <Mort> "If we do get back"
30:31 <Mort> cairn
30:33 <Mort> I think
30:49 <Artimus> I will collect some rocks to make a cairn for the body
30:56 <Artimus> and give it rites
30:56 <Asmel> I will help Artimus 
31:03 <Asmel> and follow them
31:05 * Mort shakes her head
31:08 <princess> i chillax
31:15 * Mort groans
31:20 <Asmel> (yay for following Sarenrae but not putting ranks into religion)
31:21 * Mort ponders at those two lunatics and sighs
31:29 <Avatar> you finish setting up teh cairn and the camp, and the 7 of you sleep
31:30 <Artimus> "This creature, though forced to resort to behaviour that civilised society finds to be dangerous, was of noble heart and soul."
31:43 * Mort just covers her ears, and facepalms
31:47 <Mort> "jerus, those guys are bonkers"
31:53 <Artimus> "May Sarenrae watch over it forevermore. Even though Mort desecrated the body. Sorry about that."
32:02 <Avatar> and wake up the next morning without incident
32:04 <Mort> "Oh my god, praying over a leopard, good grief"
32:22 <Mort> "Im really living with a bunch of lunatics here"
32:23 <Avatar> after you wake up, the guides wish you well and make their way back down the mountain
32:26 <Mort> k
32:38 <Jerus> "S'nature, I see it. Us or them. Same way animals eat eachother."
32:38 <Avatar> leaving the 5 of you to your own devices
32:41 <princess> before they go, i ask the guides if there is any information they can give us
32:44 <Asmel> "Ah, but we 'lunatics' might save your lives..."
32:52 <princess> or any warning for the tasks we are about to undertake
33:01 <Mort> "Im not denying that but...to show rites to a leopard?"
33:02 <Avatar> "You be very careful, okay." they say to Princess
33:03 <Jerus> we're all gonna die.
33:04 <Mort> "A man eating one?"
33:09 * Mort facepalms
33:10 <Asmel> "Well, I hope this isn't like Dragon Temple."
33:10 <Artimus> "Mort, the path to redemption is through the fires of intense morality."
33:22 <Avatar> "Very careful." says the other one as he smiles and nods to Princess
33:23 <Mort> "I am perfectly fine as I am thank you very much artimus"
33:24 <princess>  "Listen you two, cut it out or i'll bang your heads together"
33:29 <Artimus> "Let the heat into your soul, filling your entire being, so that you may radiate goodness."
33:37 <Mort> "Oh my god more preaching?"
33:45 <princess> "Thankyou guides. You travel save too." 
33:49 <princess> safe*
33:49 <Mort> "Im not even of your religion, I follow the ways of my god"
33:52 <Asmel> "Venture Captain Jeggare was forced to spend several months there, not being allowed to leave, not being able to cast spells, or anything like that."
34:05 <Asmel> "Getting beaten up every day in training."
34:05 <Artimus> "The ways of Sarenrae are the ways of redemption."
34:06 <Mort> "What? you really ought to tell me that tale sometime"
34:07 <Jerus> "Have a good trip down now. Ya'll gonna come on back to help us down, or you reckon we're tough enough by then?"
34:12 <Avatar> the guides give Princess some simple directions so you don't get lost en route
34:15 * Mort loves a good story
34:24 * Mort is a loremaster afterall
34:54 * Mort ponders why did she run around with some crazy devout followers of..sarenae
35:16 <Avatar> "Keep heading up until you get to a cliff, climb up, then you will get to the Path of Many Shrines."
35:49 <Avatar> "Then go across the chain bridge across the big crevasse you come across, and you will find The Two Brothers."
36:00 <Mort> "Im directionally challenged"
36:06 <Avatar> "Two big rocks," chimes in the other guide
36:08 <Jerus> "How bis is this cliff?"
36:22 * Asmel says some prayers
36:29 <Avatar> "Very tall. Very very tall."
36:31 * Mort groans
36:38 <Asmel> (to see if someone tries to spellcraft him)
36:47 <Avatar> "You are in for very fantastic trek."
36:51 * Mort suffers from pious phobia
37:10 <Asmel> !throw 1d20+6 sense motive: are they implying something unsavoury @Avatar
37:23 <Mort> "What do we look foward to on the trek"
37:38 <Artimus> !throw 1d20+7 spellcraft
37:38 <diebot> Artimus, spellcraft: [1d20=15] 22
38:06 <Mort> hes saying prayers that pious..toot :P
38:36 <Mort> if he says prayers its his problem
38:38 <Mort> I wouldnt bother
38:49 <Artimus> [1:25:06 PM] <@Avatar> you see Asmel cast a spell before he says greeting
39:53 <Jerus> "We gonna get on up this mountain? Ain't gonna climb itself.."
40:09 <Mort> "I have climbing kit"
40:44 <Avatar> After traveling for 1 hour from the base camp, the mountain route takes you through a narrow valley, 
40:45 <Avatar> which terminates in a rock wall. 
40:45 <Avatar> The valley ends in a high rock wall. A large crack, forty feet up the wall, looks large enough to allow an adult human through. Several small cracks and holes dot the entire surface of the rock wall. A rock overhang, ten feet above the gash, acts as a natural roof, sheltering the immediate area from the elements.
40:59 <Mort> oooh
41:11 <Artimus> I take my breastplate off
41:12 <Mort> "I TOLD all of you to pack climbing kits"
41:16 <Artimus> and put my shield on my back
41:27 <Mort> "who's going up first?"
41:34 * Asmel removes chainmail
41:36 <Artimus> I wear my shield again, it has no ACP
43:32 <Jerus> "Looks like.. fourty, fifty feet up?"
44:03 <Asmel> "I suggest the strongest climber go up and let a knotted rope down for the rest of us."
44:15 <Jerus> "Think it might be me."
44:23 <Mort> I pass jerus my climbing kit
44:49 <Artimus> I help Jerus out of his armour
44:55 <Jerus> "Thank ya."
45:11 <Mort> "return it back when you're done"
45:20 <Asmel> "Godspeed, Jerus." 
45:24 <Mort> I ready a scroll of featherfall
45:28 <Mort> in case anything bad happens to him
45:34 * Asmel passes Jerus a 100' knotted rope
45:35 <Jerus> grappling hook a rope up?
45:42 <Mort> I have a grappling arrow
45:47 <Mort> "I have a grappling arrow"
46:09 <Jerus> "I got a grappling hook and 50ft of rope. I can take the knotted to throw down for you fellas once I'm up."
46:22 <Mort> "I can tie my rope to yours adding another 50 ft"
46:30 <Mort> "If you want"
46:37 <Jerus> "Don't reckon I need it. Don't think its that high."
46:52 <Artimus> "Does that look likea tunnel directly above us?"
47:22 <Jerus> "Looks like. Harder climb, though."
47:35 <Asmel> "Maybe it's better to get into the tunnel and see where it leads."
47:45 <Artimus> "We should be careful, last thing we want is to get on top of this cliff and then be ambushed."
47:46 <Mort> can I se what the cliffi s made off?
48:00 <Mort> as in whehter it will slip or whatever
48:02 <Mort> yeah
48:19 <Mort> knowledge local roll or geography?
48:28 <Mort> on how stable the rock is?
48:35 <Mort> detect magic
48:36 <Mort> I have
48:51 <Mort> cast detect magic on the general region
48:52 <Jerus> Can I grappling hook this knotted rope up here and get on climbing?
48:54 * Asmel takes two minutes studying the area
48:55 <Mort> anything to feel?
48:59 <Asmel> for a total perception of 20!
49:00 <princess> !throw 1d20+8 tarp
49:01 <diebot> princess, tarp: [1d20=9] 17
49:24 <Artimus> @see
49:24 <diebot> Artimus, perception: [1d20=6] 16
49:27 <Mort> "If you really feel the need, I can grant one of you the power to fly"
49:33 * Mort shrugs
49:36 <Artimus> "I don't think that will be necessary."
49:38 <Asmel> "Really? Fly or Levitate?"
49:41 <Jerus> "I reckon I can climb on up without too much trouble."
49:43 <Asmel> "Both would be useful."
49:44 <Mort> "Truly, fly"
49:45 <Artimus> "Sarenrae will guide us through."
49:49 <Mort> "I pack stuff for all circumstances"
49:54 <Mort> I ready featherfall scroll
50:03 <Mort> in case jerus comes tumbling down
50:19 <Jerus> !throw 1d20+2-8 grappling hook
50:20 <diebot> Jerus, grappling hook: [1d20=6] 0
50:29 <Jerus> "Er, anyone a better throw?"
50:36 <Mort> "Gosh..."
50:51 <Artimus> I point the holes in the roof out
50:55 <Artimus> "Maybe aim your grappling hook at that?"
51:21 <Jerus> "Hm. Could. Any of you think you can throw it better?"
51:31 * Mort points at princess
51:35 <Artimus> "Princess was pretty good with a knife."
51:38 <Artimus> I cast guidance on princess
51:44 * Jerus offers the grappling hook to Princess.
51:45 <Mort> "Im halfway decent actaully but she's probably better"
51:53 <Jerus> "Hole or the cliff, I think I'll take either one."
52:05 <Asmel> "Go for the hole."
52:09 <princess> !throw 1d20+4
52:09 <diebot> princess, 1d20+4: [1d20=12] 16
52:14 <Artimus> +1 for guidance
52:45 <Asmel> can you draw the rope on the map?
52:59 <Jerus> !throw 1d20+7 climb
52:59 <diebot> Jerus, climb: [1d20=8] 15
53:09 <Asmel> real men take ten!
53:53 <Jerus> take 10s
54:07 <Mort> falling sucks
54:15 <Mort> though I have featherfall
54:33 <Mort> my prepared action wil ltake place
54:36 <Mort> and Ill featherfall his way down
54:47 <Mort> silk filament?
55:02 <Artimus> a piece of string?
55:10 <Jerus> @perc
55:10 <diebot> Jerus, Perception: [1d20=19] 22
55:20 <Artimus> @init
55:21 <diebot> Artimus, initiative: [1d20=10] 10
55:22 <Jerus> @init
55:22 <diebot> Jerus, 1d20+3: [1d20=3] 6
55:23 <Asmel> @init
55:23 <Mort> @init
55:24 <diebot> Mort, init: [1d20=9] 12
55:24 <diebot> Asmel, 1d20+1: [1d20=20] 21
55:30 <Mort> how am I gonna get up there
55:42 <princess> !throw 1d20+6 init
55:42 <diebot> princess, init: [1d20=7] 13
55:51 <Jerus> "Somethin' threw somethin' at me!"
56:00 <Mort> "All of us get up!"
56:38 <Avatar> surprise round
56:40 <Avatar> it's Jerus' turn
56:43 <princess> !throw 1d20+8 traps @avatar
56:44 <Asmel> "Get up!"
56:52 <princess> tough!
56:54 <Jerus> !throw 1d20+7 climb up
56:54 <diebot> Jerus, climb up: [1d20=16] 23
57:20 <Avatar> !throw 1d20+3
57:21 <diebot> Avatar, 1d20+3: [1d20=11] 14
57:46 <Mort> yet.
57:55 <Mort> suuuurrreeee
58:44 <Avatar> it's Asmel's turn
58:47 <Asmel> do I see anything
58:52 <Asmel> !throw 1d20 perception
58:53 <diebot> Asmel, perception: [1d20=13] 13
58:55 <Asmel> probably not
58:57 <Asmel> delay
59:06 <Mort> "You're not going up?"
59:27 * Mort stares at Asmel
59:27 <princess> !throw 1d20+7 per
59:28 <diebot> princess, per: [1d20=6] 13
59:34 <princess> can i see?
59:42 <Avatar> no
59:45 <Asmel> "You want two people on a rope, when we don't know what's up there?"
59:50 <princess> i take a defensive position.
59:51 <Asmel> "Are you trying to get be killed?"
59:58 <Avatar> it's Mort's turn
00:00 <Mort> "What exactly is wrong, he might need help?"
00:03 <princess> ya
00:11 <Mort> "Are you saying that the rope cant hold us both?"
00:18 <Jerus> "I think it might be stuck on me.."
00:25 <Mort> "he might need help"
00:30 <Mort> I climb the rope
00:37 <princess> i have two choices": throw stuff, or wait. I wait. 
00:40 <Mort> wycant I throw?
00:44 <Mort> I mean why cant I climb
00:55 <Jerus> could take a -5 to climb at half speed
00:57 <Mort> so if he gets eaten by a giant spier
01:04 <Mort> I get to wathc it happen?
01:18 <Mort> -5 to climb?
01:25 <Mort> I dont want to do it ahaha
01:33 <Mort> what is it for climbing the rope
01:35 <Avatar> you can roll normally to go at quarter speed, or -5 to climb to climb at half speed
01:36 <Avatar> or you can do something else
01:56 <Mort> I ready featherfall still
02:07 <Mort> end turn
02:13 <Mort> ready feather fall scroll
02:16 <Mort> that is
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02:26 <Mort> what about the 0 against wall and stuff
02:28 <Mort> no
02:30 <Mort> u can cast it on people falling
02:31 <Mort> as well
02:46 <princess> why didn't we shoot the rope against the wall? that's what i thought we were doing.. 
02:52 <princess> e7-ish
02:57 <Mort> we shot it at the hole
03:05 <princess> do we have another rope?
03:19 <Mort> I have rope and grappling arrow
03:28 <Mort> so its a dc 5?
03:37 <Avatar> Jerus is pulled up
03:51 <Mort> "Oh shit"
03:54 <Mort> "I TOLD YOU SO"
04:15 <Artimus> "You being a fifth of the way up the rope wouldn't have saved him."
04:16 <Jerus> "Ahhh! Its got me! Its a honkin' big crab thing!"
04:23 <Mort> "If he gets eaten by a giant spider its all your fault"
04:27 <Artimus> "You being a fifth of the way up the rope wouldn't have saved him."
04:36 <Mort> "At least Id be DOING something"
04:36 <Avatar> it's Artimus' turn
04:46 <Artimus> "And still failing to save him. That doesn't make it the fault of others."
04:49 <Asmel> "OK Mort then, Levitate me. "
05:01 <Mort> I cast fly on asmel..
05:04 <Mort> I need to rol lcaster check
05:05 <Mort> its not my level
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05:44 <princess> fffs why do i keep falling off ca?
05:48 <princess> i blame avatar.
05:53 <Jerus> fail climb checks.
05:55 <princess> i wasnt. i am now.
06:11 <princess> thats why jerus was still on the ground.
06:26 <Artimus> I'll climb the rope at half speed
06:42 <Artimus> !throw 1d20-2
06:43 <diebot> Artimus, 1d20-2: [1d20=19] 17
07:02 <Artimus> end turn
07:06 <Avatar> it's Jerus' turn
07:22 <Mort> hes the expert on grappling..
07:23 <Mort> lol
08:44 <Mort> can he cut the string that is on him?
09:07 <Jerus> drag myself up one to stand, pull glaive and cut string?
09:23 <Mort> he has +1 bab?
09:28 <Mort> so he can draw?
09:31 <Artimus> that's movement
09:33 <Artimus> he's doing move-equivalent
09:37 <Avatar> it's Asmel's turn
09:57 <Asmel> delay
10:05 <Avatar> it's Princess' turn
11:03 <princess> i take mort's other grapple arrow and fire it toward e7, so that we can attack this thing from both sides, rather than all be stuck in one narrow plane. 
11:21 <Mort> grappling arrow
11:25 <princess> !throw 1d20+4
11:25 <diebot> princess, 1d20+4: [1d20=12] 16
11:26 <Mort> I have one of those heeh
11:37 <princess> i took it from mort earlier
11:47 <Avatar> the grapple gets a purchase
11:50 <Avatar> where are you aiming it 
11:54 <princess> e7
12:04 <princess> the other hole, yea
12:09 * princess goes in the back way >.>
12:24 <princess> ffs i cant see the map again
12:25 <princess> top edge
12:33 <Artimus> "Oi, watch it!"
12:41 <princess> not across, it'll dangle down. 
12:48 <princess> or i'll move over there so that it does
12:59 <princess> ty
13:11 <Avatar> it's Mort's turn
13:21 <Mort> phone
13:22 * princess suggests that mort climbs my rope
13:49 <princess> i can't see top view at all.
13:53 <Mort> caster level check to cast fly
13:57 <Jerus> N10.
14:10 <Mort> !throw 1d20+4
14:10 <diebot> Mort, 1d20+4: [1d20=3] 7
14:13 <Mort> on asmel
14:17 <Mort> caster level check
14:24 <Mort> 3
14:28 <Mort> its a level 3 spell?
14:34 <Mort> yes
14:58 <Mort> oh cool, thanks for getting crash course in scroll use
14:59 <Avatar> move action remains
15:00 <Asmel> undelay after this
15:07 <Mort> pull a featherfall scroll out
15:15 <Avatar> it's Asmel's turn
15:16 <Mort> in case anyone comes down
16:03 <Asmel> I'll move directly up and have a look at the thing with Jerus 
16:18 <Mort> scrolls at +2 to spell level?
16:21 <Mort> you can move 60ft
16:22 <Mort> I think
16:43 <Mort> The subject can fly at a speed of 60 feet (or 40 feet if it wears medium or heavy armor, or if it carries a medium or heavy load). It can ascend at half speed 
16:44 <Mort> hrmm
16:46 <Mort> I dont know
17:18 <Mort> and descend at double speed, and its maneuverability is good.
18:12 <Mort> flying asmels :P
18:15 <Asmel> draw longsword, move to M9 and attack
18:44 <Mort> are you doing lethal
18:48 <Mort> or non lethal damage
19:02 <Mort> yes so it matters acutally
19:09 <Asmel> !throw 1d20+7 attack
19:10 <diebot> Asmel, attack: [1d20=13] 20
19:20 <Asmel> !throw 1d6+6
19:22 <diebot> Asmel, 1d6+6: [1d6=2] 8
19:30 <Mort> lethal damage?
20:25 <Asmel> !save scabbard: 1d20+7 attack; 1d6+6 damage
20:26 <diebot> Asmel, 1d20+7 attack; 1d6+6 damage saved as @scabbard
20:32 <Avatar> the creature attacks Asmel
20:39 <Asmel> !save nlscabbard: 1d20+7 attack; 1d6+7 nonlethal damage
20:40 <diebot> Asmel, 1d20+7 attack; 1d6+7 nonlethal damage saved as @nlscabbard
20:46 <Avatar> !throw 1d20+5 claw; 1d20+5
20:46 <diebot> Avatar, claw: [1d20=13] 18; 1d20+5: [1d20=16] 21
20:57 <Mort> yeah he has no armor
21:01 <Avatar> !throw 1d4+3; 1d4+3
21:01 <diebot> Avatar, 1d4+3: [1d4=1] 4; 1d4+3: [1d4=4] 7
21:16 * Asmel is somewhat wounded
21:23 <Avatar> it's Artimus' turn
21:24 <Mort> I cant see anything
21:30 <Artimus> continue to climb the rope at half speed
21:32 <Artimus> !throw 1d20-2
21:32 <diebot> Artimus, 1d20-2: [1d20=16] 14
23:02 <Artimus> "Try and make room!"
23:04 <Artimus> end turn
23:18 <Avatar> it's Jerus' turn
23:38 <Mort> you can 5ft later
23:39 <Jerus> kill it dead!
23:40 <Mort> afteryo u poke him
23:42 <Mort> I think
23:46 <Mort> the way I see the situation
23:47 <Jerus> !throw 1d20+5 power attack glaive
23:47 <diebot> Jerus, power attack glaive: [1d20=6] 11
24:22 <Jerus> 5ft NE
24:33 <Avatar> it's Princess' turn
24:42 <princess> i climb my rope. 
25:03 <princess> There was a second part of her name, but i think it got picked up for swear filter
25:08 <Mort> you probably dont get up
25:32 <princess> my climb is 5, speed is 30ft, how do i roll this?
25:40 <Artimus> take -5
25:43 <Artimus> and you can climb 30 feet in the round
25:50 <Artimus> so if your climb is usually +5, just do 1d20+0
25:54 <princess> !throw 1d20
25:54 <diebot> princess, 1d20: [1d20=15] 15
25:58 <princess> wooh
26:05 <Mort> wow that..haha
26:08 <Avatar> it's Mort's turn
26:14 <Mort> !throw 1d20-5 climb
26:15 <diebot> Mort, climb: [1d20=2] -3
26:17 <Mort> ooops
26:19 <Mort> dont get anywwhere?
26:23 <Mort> Im at the bottom
26:25 <Mort> so theres nothing to fall
26:28 <Avatar> no progress
26:30 <Mort> yeah 
26:31 <Avatar> standard action remains
26:34 * princess laughs at mort
26:38 <Mort> wait
26:43 <Mort> and why I can fall..
26:45 <Mort> is because...
26:50 <Mort> I GAVE MY KIT TO JERUS
26:53 <Mort> the one princess is on
27:00 <Mort> end turm
27:02 <Avatar> it's Asmel's turn
27:21 <Asmel> how much of Artimus do I see?
28:21 <Asmel> attack defensively the thing
28:33 <Mort> -4 to attack rolls
28:34 <Mort> +2 to ac
28:44 <Asmel> !throw 1d20+3 attack 
28:45 <diebot> Asmel, attack: [1d20=13] 16
28:46 <Mort> one of those obscure things I was looking at
28:50 <Asmel> !throw 1d6+6
28:51 <diebot> Asmel, 1d6+6: [1d6=6] 12
29:02 <Asmel> movement
29:09 <Asmel> move to N7
29:24 <Mort> wtf?
29:28 <Asmel> !throw 1d20+1 tumbe
29:30 <diebot> Asmel, tumbe: [1d20=11] 12
29:31 <Mort> you got a deathwish lol?
29:43 <Mort> you already somewhat wounded and you want to tumble
30:11 <Avatar> it claws you
30:13 <Avatar> !throw 1d20+5
30:15 <diebot> Avatar, 1d20+5: [1d20=18] 23
30:17 <Mort> lolz
30:20 <Avatar> !throw 1d4+3
30:20 <diebot> Avatar, 1d4+3: [1d4=4] 7
30:35 <Mort> stooopid idiots :P
30:45 <princess> eeeejitz
30:54 <Mort> (seriously)
31:06 <princess> brb food
31:30 <Mort> really nuts hahah
31:30 <Avatar> !rng asmel jerus 
31:31 <diebot> Avatar, jerus
31:36 <Avatar> it attacks jerus
31:48 <Avatar> !throw 1d20+5; 1d20+5
31:48 <diebot> Avatar, 1d20+5: [1d20=11] 16; 1d20+5: [1d20=10] 15
31:57 <Avatar> !throw 1d4+3; 1d4+3
31:58 <diebot> Avatar, 1d4+3: [1d4=1] 4; 1d4+3: [1d4=1] 4
32:20 <Avatar> it's Artimus' turn
32:24 <Artimus> I pull myself up on the ledge to the east
32:28 <Artimus> N10
32:40 <Mort> dont
32:41 <Avatar> standard action remains
32:47 <Mort> your blocking jerus;s swing
32:49 <Artimus> I channel, selectively removing the crab
32:54 <Artimus> !throw 2d6
32:54 <diebot> Artimus, 2d6: [2d6=4,2] 6
32:56 <Mort> ah I see
32:58 <Mort> no wonder
33:02 <Artimus> end turn
33:10 <Avatar> it's Jerus' turn
34:26 <Mort> else he wont even be able to fight at close range
34:27 <Jerus> 5ft W, attack close with glaive.
34:51 <Jerus> !throw 1d20+5-4+2
34:51 <diebot> Jerus, 1d20+5-4+2: [1d20=11] 14
34:52 <Mort> but nevermind..
35:12 <Avatar> it's Princess' turn
35:17 <Mort> shes up right?
35:29 <Avatar> she's at E9 on the side view, 10ft below the edge
35:30 <princess> !throw 1d20 moar climb
35:30 <diebot> princess, moar climb: [1d20=8] 8
35:45 <princess> !throw 1d20+7 per
35:45 <Avatar> standard action remains
35:45 <diebot> princess, per: [1d20=2] 9
35:54 <princess> lookign aroudn
35:54 <Avatar> you don't see anything
35:56 <princess> ffs can't type
36:10 <princess> k
36:21 <princess> !throw 1d20+7 acro
36:22 <diebot> princess, acro: [1d20=12] 19
36:26 <princess> i win acrobatics anyway
36:27 <Mort> okay but anwyay..lol
36:46 <princess> !thow 1d20_7 per
36:47 * Mort swears elvish being stuck below
36:49 <princess> !thow 1d20=7 per
36:53 <princess> !thow 1d20+7 per
36:59 <princess> -_-
37:01 <Artimus> +r
37:03 <princess> !throw 1d20+7 per
37:04 <diebot> princess, per: [1d20=3] 10
37:10 <princess> four goes later... fuck you diebot
37:28 <princess> <-- is a type
37:30 <Avatar> it's Mort's turn
37:34 <Mort> climg the rope
37:36 <Mort> at princess side
37:40 <Mort> half speed
37:42 <princess> Did i see anything up there?
37:45 <Mort> !throw 1d20
37:45 <diebot> Mort, 1d20: [1d20=17] 17
37:48 <princess> oh
37:55 <Avatar> it's Asmel's turn
37:58 <princess> "Oh hey, there's a crab up here. Hi Jerus!"
38:09 <Jerus> "Wanna help us kill it?!"
38:16 <princess> "Nawhh"
38:21 <Mort> "Im stuck at the bottom!"
38:35 <Asmel> stab it in the back of it's clawed monstrous body
38:47 <Asmel> @scabbard
38:48 <diebot> Asmel, attack: [1d20=3] 10; damage: [1d6=6] 12
38:56 <Artimus> "Step aside for Princess!"
39:00 <Asmel> 5' to o6
39:12 <Avatar> the crab attacks Jerus
39:15 <Avatar> !throw 1d20+5
39:15 <diebot> Avatar, 1d20+5: [1d20=6] 11
39:16 <diebot> Avatar, 1d20+5: [1d20=18] 23
39:22 <Mort> 1 Id say
39:23 <Jerus> is tie ac hit or miss?
39:25 <Mort> Im guessing 1..?
39:27 <Mort> ah 2?
39:35 <Mort> misjudged your ac
39:35 <Avatar> !throw 1d4+3; 1d4+3
39:35 <diebot> Avatar, 1d4+3: [1d4=2] 5; 1d4+3: [1d4=1] 4
39:47 <Avatar> it's Artimus' turn
39:59 <Mort> should afte asmel
40:00 <Mort> be jerus?
40:02 <Mort> hrm
40:12 <Mort> no
40:19 <Mort> Oh
40:21 <Mort> okay no wonder
40:22 <Mort> screw it
40:28 <Mort> I just got my turn
40:29 <Mort> anwayy
40:39 <Artimus> I'll channel again, selectively removing the crab
40:42 <Artimus> !throw 2d6
40:42 <diebot> Artimus, 2d6: [2d6=2,1] 3
41:04 <Artimus> end turn
41:07 <Avatar> it's Jerus' turn
41:09 <diebot> Don't blame me for user errors, princess...
41:12 <Artimus> if I don't have my shield on, I do that now
41:24 <Jerus> drop glaive, draw flail, whack this thing.
41:25 <princess> !throw 1d20 stab diebot
41:25 <diebot> princess, stab diebot: [1d20=8] 8
41:31 <princess> :(
41:50 <Jerus> !throw 1d20+6 flail power attack
41:50 <diebot> Jerus, flail power attack: [1d20=8] 14
42:10 <Avatar> it's Princess' turn
42:19 <Mort> shecan probalby move in and stab
42:22 <princess> i move into melee and stab 'im in the butt 
42:34 <princess> oh yeah, that too
42:39 <Mort> its flanking
42:41 <Mort> shes 1
42:43 <Mort> 2
42:45 <Mort> I mean so yes 1 bab
43:16 <princess> !throw 1d20+4
43:17 <diebot> princess, 1d20+4: [1d20=2] 6
43:23 <Mort> only one attack?
43:25 <princess> wait.. how do i add sneak?
43:26 <Mort> you dont dual wield?
43:29 <Mort> you miss anyway
43:38 <Mort> dont most rogues dual wield
43:39 <princess> no. 
43:41 <Mort> oh
43:43 <Mort> ur not the type
43:44 <Mort> I see :p
43:45 <princess> flanking gives me ahwat?
43:45 <Avatar> it's Mort's turn
43:47 <princess> wait!
43:48 <Artimus> +2
43:49 <Mort> climb quarter speed
43:50 <Artimus> still nto enough to hit
43:52 <princess> boo
43:53 <princess> k
43:54 <Mort> !throw 1d20
43:54 <diebot> Mort, 1d20: [1d20=1] 1
43:55 <Asmel> Mort, you've been reading too many optimisation boards
43:55 <princess> screw you diebot
43:58 <Mort> ooops
44:01 <Mort> maybe
44:06 <Mort> I didnt want ot fall off
44:10 <Avatar> no progress
44:32 <princess> Motr's rope isn't.
44:39 <Mort> its a silk rope
44:41 <Mort> anyway
44:47 <Mort> anwyay yeah I guess Im stuck
44:50 <Mort> with the party going up there
44:51 <Mort> fair nuff
44:55 <Mort> oh yeah
44:58 <Mort> !throw 1d20
44:59 <diebot> Mort, 1d20: [1d20=10] 10
45:06 <Mort> silly wizzies
45:07 <Avatar> it's Asmel's turn
45:22 <Asmel> 5' forward and hit it
45:30 <Asmel> @scabbard
45:31 <diebot> Asmel, attack: [1d20=12] 19; damage: [1d6=4] 10
45:36 <Mort> that things still alive?
45:38 <Mort> ah coool
45:43 * princess lots
45:46 <princess> loots
45:51 <Mort> "Can you guys get me UP?"
45:57 <Artimus> "The fire of Sarenrae leads us to victory."
45:59 <princess> o
46:02 <Artimus> "Is this creature evil?"
46:06 * Mort begins to swear more things in elvish
46:09 <Artimus> I look at Asmel
46:17 <Asmel> "Indeed they will. They shall cleanse the impure."
46:28 <Asmel> "And expose the shadows!"
46:32 <Mort> "Oh god, spare me the preaching"
46:36 <Mort> (from below)
46:38 * Mort has goosebumps
46:44 <Artimus> "Mort, do you know anything about this creature?"
46:47 <Artimus> I cast stabilize on it
46:50 <Mort> I cant get up yet
46:51 * Asmel grabs the rope. "Hold on to this one"
46:53 <Jerus> anything else up here worth noticing?
46:54 <Mort> I cant see
46:55 <Avatar> it's stable
46:58 <Mort> so I need to go up to see the creature
47:03 <Mort> dungeneering?
47:15 <Mort> !throw 1d20+8 dungeoneering
47:15 <diebot> Mort, dungeoneering: [1d20=3] 11
47:18 <Avatar> you find
47:20 <Mort> do I know anything aobut it?
47:25 <Mort> I suppose thats what a creature would be
47:37 <Avatar>  a  cloak of resistance +1,  a  potion 
47:37 <Avatar> of cure light wounds ,  a scroll of endure elements, a  scroll of 
47:37 <Avatar> spider climb 
47:52 <Artimus> I wear the cloak
47:53 <Mort> I can run spell carft
47:58 <Mort> !throw 1d20+11 spellcraft
47:58 <diebot> Mort, spellcraft: [1d20=2] 13
48:00 <Mort> just for..
48:02 <Mort> kicks :P
48:29 <Mort> "Anyone's taking the scroll of endure elements, and the spider climb?"
48:41 <princess> i'll take 'em
48:41 <Artimus> "You can take those, Mort."
48:45 * Mort grabs those
48:45 <Jerus> "Mind if I grab that cloak?"
48:47 <princess> yeah, mort can
48:50 <Artimus> "I suppose."
48:52 <Artimus> I give the cloak to Jerus
48:59 <Mort> okay someone go do survival
49:06 <Mort> !throw 1d20+0 survival
49:06 <diebot> Mort, survival: [1d20=1] 1
49:07 <Asmel> I'll aid
49:07 <Artimus> !throw 1d20+3 survival
49:07 <diebot> Artimus, survival: [1d20=13] 16
49:09 <Mort> poof
49:11 <Jerus> !throw 1d20+2 survival
49:12 <diebot> Jerus, survival: [1d20=2] 4
49:13 <Asmel> !throw 1d20 aid
49:13 <Artimus> huzzah
49:14 <diebot> Asmel, aid: [1d20=9] 9
49:23 <Artimus> "Ah yes, I believe they make glue with this."
49:29 <Mort> probably something that I can dissolve
49:29 <Asmel> "What is this thing anywa?"
49:31 <Mort> in a jiffy
49:37 <Mort> I have craft too
49:38 <Mort> acutlaly
49:56 <Mort> I have universal solvent
49:57 <Asmel> "Is it evil, unpure, or undead?"
50:00 * Jerus holds out a CLW wand. Anyone able to use this? I ain't doing too great."
50:15 <Mort> "are you leaving a potentially dangerous creature in the mountain?"
50:16 <Artimus> "Do you think it's evil, Asmel?"
50:16 <Asmel> "Let me try"
50:24 * Jerus hands it over to Asmel.
50:25 <Mort> "God spare me the pious lunatics"
50:29 * Asmel looks it over...
50:37 <Asmel> hmmm
50:49 * Asmel takes the wand ans swings it abit
50:52 <Asmel> !throw 1d20+3
50:53 <diebot> Asmel, 1d20+3: [1d20=7] 10
51:03 <Asmel> !throw 1d8+1
51:04 <princess> Does Jerus still have a filament on him?
51:04 <diebot> Asmel, 1d8+1: [1d8=7] 8
51:12 <Mort> "Why the heck have I been dealing with lunatics"
51:14 <Jerus> Thank you.
51:20 <Mort> it worked though
51:23 * Asmel passes it back to Jerus
51:35 <Mort> "Anyone banged up?"
51:40 * Mort stares at asmel curiously
51:43 <Jerus> "I'm just fine now."
51:44 <princess> <princess> Does Jerus still have a filament on him?
51:47 <Mort> "A Fighter, using a wand?"
51:56 <Asmel> "Everyone learns, don't they?"
51:58 <Mort> "Again I could probably have managed that myself"
51:59 <Artimus> "Looks can be deceiving, Mort."
52:03 <Artimus> "So, Asmel, do you think this creature is evil?"
52:05 <Asmel> "Are you saying that a wizard like you can't use one?"
52:11 <Asmel> "Nope..."
52:20 <Mort> "I can, but that is becuase of Nethy's hand on me"
52:24 <Mort> "It is his blessing"
52:33 <Asmel> "Not sure why one of your stature would defer to me..."
52:37 * Jerus collects his glaive and puts his armor on.
52:46 <Artimus> "Always seeking the opinions of my colleagues."
52:53 <Asmel> "Help me with my chainmail, please."
52:55 <Avatar> a single climbing piton lies wedged into the wall, 10ft from the base
53:00 <Artimus> I put my breastplate back on
53:02 * Mort helps asmel on with his chainmail
53:18 <Mort> "If no ones objecting Ill coup de gras this"
53:24 <Mort> "I dont like potentially dangerous monsters around
53:32 <Artimus> "Stay your hand for the moment."
53:36 <Jerus> "We got to back this way on the way out, don't we?"
53:40 <Artimus> "You have already disgraced yourself once."
53:41 <Asmel> "One day I'll be able to afford full plate."
53:42 <Mort> "If you two cant decide, Im just going to do it"
53:50 <Mort> "One day the sky will fall down too"
53:55 <Mort> "Not the way you've been fighting Id say"
53:59 <Mort> "Be more careful man"
54:00 <princess> "Artimus, would you kindly deal with this thing, before i push you both off the edge?
54:11 <Jerus> "Me too, me too.. Anyway, we fought it, and thankfully we're all alive. Now I reckon we got more walkin' to do, don't we?"
54:20 <Asmel> "I don't think it's evil. It's best to just leave it here."
54:30 <Artimus> !throw 1d20+11 heal
54:30 <diebot> Artimus, heal: [1d20=14] 25
54:34 <Mort> "Oh my god...Im really living with a bunch of lunatics"
54:42 <Mort> "Personally I think thats torturing the creature"
54:44 <Asmel> "At least you're living."
54:47 <Mort> "Just finish it off and be done with it"
54:52 <Artimus> "It is no longer a threat. It may not be able to live any longer, as it is a predatory creature. But that will be for the gods to decide."
54:53 <Mort> "At least you got up here"
55:01 <Artimus> "We should continue."
55:10 <Mort> "And its because of ARCANE magic"
55:11 <Asmel> "Indeed"
55:16 <Artimus> "Is anyone injured?"
55:24 <princess> No.
55:29 <Asmel> "Just a little scratch"
55:30 * Mort slaps asmel abit with longsword
55:32 <Mort> not the edged side
55:32 <Jerus> "Not anymore. Asmel fixed me right up."
55:46 * Asmel grabs Mort's longsword
55:56 <Asmel> !throw 1d20+6 disarm
55:57 <diebot> Asmel, disarm: [1d20=12] 18
55:58 <Mort> u mean u cant?
55:59 <Mort> lol
56:00 <Mort> you get it
56:02 <Mort> damn
56:06 <Mort> too usd ot being goblins
56:10 <Asmel> "Nice..."
56:16 <Mort> cmd is about 16 or so..
56:18 <Asmel> "Interesting craftsmanship."
56:20 <Mort> I think
56:24 * Mort glares at asmel
56:29 <Mort> "pass it back?"
56:29 <Asmel> "But if I were you, I'd go with a cold iron or a mithril one."
56:40 <Mort> "Dude - Im not supposed to be even in melee"
56:47 * Asmel draws his longsword
56:47 <Mort> "Unlike some suicidial people"
56:54 * Mort backs away and hides behind jerus
56:59 <Mort> lol
57:02 <Asmel> "Look at this one: it's lovely, in cold iron."
57:08 <Avatar> A narrow path leads up the mountain, hugging a sheer cliff face to one side, while dropping off to the other into what appears to be the remains of a rock slide. Several alcoves have been carved into the cliff face, each containing a small stone shrine—some little more than simple standing stones, others ornately carved lanterns or small houses. The path is well defined, promising easier progress, 
57:08 <Avatar> and is a welcome break from the rough terrain leading up to this point.
57:10 <Mort> "Whats the point"
57:15 <Mort> "In a fight I use my spells not my blade"
57:20 <Mort> "Its..MOSTLY. for show"
57:35 <Mort> can we see what shrine it is?
57:40 <Mort> "I suggest you let me determine which shrine it is"
57:42 <Artimus> do I recognise any shrines?
57:48 <Asmel> "Well, I was told that the cold iron was good against stuff like fey."
57:51 <Artimus> !throw 1d20+5 religion
57:52 <diebot> Artimus, religion: [1d20=3] 8
57:56 * Asmel returns the blade to Mort 
57:56 <Mort> !throw 1d20+8 local
57:56 <diebot> Mort, local: [1d20=6] 14
58:03 <Asmel> !throw 1d20-1 knowledge untrained
58:03 <Mort> !throw 1d20+8 religion
58:04 <diebot> Mort, religion: [1d20=17] 25
58:05 <diebot> Asmel, knowledge untrained: [1d20=15] 14
58:05 <Mort> yeah of course
58:06 <Mort> lol
58:38 * Mort takes the blade and glowers at asmel
58:46 <princess> it rained the whole time i was in bris.
59:10 <Mort> "the shrines serve to ward off malicious spirits and bad luck, thus protecting travellers"
59:22 <Asmel> "well, we'd better make an offering."
59:24 <Mort> yeah Id like to know htat as well
59:30 <Mort> "I agree, a litlte luck never came amiss"
59:38 <Artimus> I kneel at the first shrine
59:44 <Artimus> and bow my head
59:45 <Jerus> "Can't hurt, right?"
59:49 <Avatar> these shrines used to be properly maintained and cared for, but they've since fallen into a state of disrepair
59:55 <Mort> "I say we fix them"
59:58 <Artimus> am I able to do some maintenance?
00:32 <Asmel> "If a pair of untrained hands could be useful, I'll be glad to assist."
00:36 <Jerus> "I ain't too against a little work. We can clean 'em up some."
00:41 <Mort> "Im pretty good at fixing stuff"
01:29 <Artimus> PMAAJ
02:21 <Asmel> what is in the canyon below?
02:36 <Mort> what are those green things
02:46 <Mort> kk
02:54 <Mort> to fix things do you roll craft?
03:02 <Mort> or engineering?
03:02 <Artimus> I'll help to fix up the shrines
03:05 <Artimus> and offer a prayer at each
03:54 <Mort> first, clean it up
04:05 <Artimus> "Does anyone have stone polish?"
04:14 <Mort> "Only universal solvent"
04:22 <Mort> "I dont think you would want to dissolve the shrine would you?"
04:24 <princess> i scout ahead, up to the corner
04:33 <princess> about q13
04:46 <princess> !throw 1d20+8 perception
04:47 <diebot> princess, perception: [1d20=4] 12
05:23 * Mort ponders asmel
05:24 <princess> "Hey guys, this one has a tunnel!"
05:31 * Mort thinks there is more then asmel then he looks
05:35 <princess> !throw 1d20+8 @avatar traps
05:51 * Asmel thinks that isn't the case for Mort 
05:54 <princess> !throw 1d20+8 avatar is a tarp @avatar
06:21 <princess> so i failed my roll then
06:41 <princess> i check all the three shrines before this on
06:42 <princess> one
06:44 <Artimus> when I finish maintaining and praying at each shrine, I'm happy to continue
06:47 <princess> is that one roll or three
07:17 <princess> elf
07:18 <Avatar> three
07:35 <princess> !throw #3 1d20+8 trap @avatar
07:37 <princess> did that work?
07:51 <Artimus> 3#
07:52 <princess> !throw 3#1d20+8 trap @avatar
08:16 <princess> woo
08:21 <Avatar> still no traps
08:30 <princess> i rejoin the party and tap my foot impatiently
09:34 <Mort> eating lunch
09:47 <Mort> semi afk
10:30 <Jerus> draw hammer, enter tunner
10:31 <Avatar> squeezing means half speed, -4 to attacks and AC
11:26 <Artimus> what happens when we go through
11:32 <Artimus> does Jerus spontaneously die
11:47 <Avatar> everyone roll initiative
11:48 <Artimus> @init
11:48 <diebot> Artimus, initiative: [1d20=5] 5
11:50 <Jerus> @init
11:50 <diebot> Jerus, 1d20+3: [1d20=13] 16
11:51 <Mort> @init
11:52 <diebot> Mort, init: [1d20=20] 23
11:54 <Mort> oh god
11:56 <Mort> of al lthings the wizard
12:38 <princess> !throw 1d20+6 init
12:39 <diebot> princess, init: [1d20=15] 21
12:40 <Mort> can we see what thingies there are there?
12:51 <Jerus> "Ah! I got something in here!"
12:57 <Mort> "What is it?"
13:18 <Avatar> !throw 1d20+1 asmel's init
13:18 <diebot> Avatar, asmel's init: [1d20=6] 7
13:22 <Jerus> "Dead and still movin'!"
13:29 <Mort> "The hell?"
13:30 <Avatar> it's Mort's turn
13:36 <Mort> "Bony or ?"
13:44 <Mort> cast mage armor on myself
13:59 <Avatar> movement remains
14:06 <Mort> move to Q3
14:22 <Mort> Q 13
14:22 <princess> why couldnt i see it when i was standign where asriel is and looking?
14:23 <Mort> lolz
14:43 <Mort> one east
14:44 <Mort> of htat
14:51 <Mort> looks good
15:05 <Mort> "Bony or just a body?"
15:05 <Avatar> it's Princess' turn
15:13 <Jerus> "Ghouls!"
15:21 <Mort> "Uh oh"
15:24 <Mort> kknowledge religion
15:28 <Mort> !throw 1d20+8 religion
15:29 <diebot> Mort, religion: [1d20=8] 16
15:45 <Mort> can I yell stuff about 
15:46 <Mort> ghouls?
16:05 <princess> What's at the other exit? r8 or whatever? is it supposed to be a tunnel?
16:11 <princess> yaeh, i muted cos race
16:12 <princess> kk
16:23 <princess> i was just lookign at the map, it was a bit  confusing. 
16:39 <princess> i squeeze in to get next to jerus, behind him
17:06 <princess> lkjalkjwoelrjlakjewrf WHY WOTN THE MAP UPDATE'
17:12 <Mort> "Maybe we should draw them out"
17:15 <Jerus> "Give me some room!"
17:15 <Mort> "Ghouls are dangerous
17:22 <princess> -_-
17:58 <princess> give me the ip again please
18:02 <Avatar> 124.148.174.206
18:36 <Mort> btw can I run religion check on the ghoul?
18:38 <princess> *sarcastic laugh*
18:41 <Mort> to start sprouting stuff?
18:52 <Mort> The attacks, and the saves..
18:54 <Mort> and immunities
19:06 <princess> i'm not getting any maps now
19:14 <Mort> okay
19:18 <Mort> what are the ablilites
19:20 <Mort> of the ghouls
19:23 <Mort> and what about them
19:45 <Mort> "Channeling wont be too effective here I think"
19:50 <princess> yes. 
19:55 <princess> i bet it doesnt update tho
20:01 <Mort> "I have holy water"
20:12 <Mort> "I sort of always come prepared for all situations"
20:13 <princess> Grenades? :D
20:31 <Mort> you got eaten by a giant crocodile
20:58 <princess>  i get out of jerus' way and wait
21:05 <Mort> "I hope sarenae will do something about these thingies"
21:13 <Mort> "I have holy water, as I said, anyone wants some?"
21:16 <princess> ya
21:16 <Asmel> "BURN THEM WITH HOLY FIRE!"
21:20 <Avatar> it's Jerus' turn
21:28 <Mort> "Crazy suicidal fighters"
21:30 <Asmel> "That's what you're supposed to say in this situation, right?"
21:48 <Mort> suggest you hit first
21:48 <Mort> then move
21:50 * Asmel turns to Artimus for guidance
21:50 <Mort> if you choose
21:57 * Mort facepalms
22:02 <Mort> "I trust my holy water"
22:07 <Jerus> attack northmost one, pull hammer close for it.
22:18 <Artimus> "Very good, Asmel. Anyone would think you have received training in the religious arts."
22:19 <Mort> why didnt you hit first then go in lol
22:26 <Jerus> !throw 1d20+2 hammer
22:27 <diebot> Jerus, hammer: [1d20=11] 13
22:46 <Avatar> it's Artimus' turn
23:08 <Avatar> it's Asmel's turn
23:14 <Asmel> move in and attack
23:25 <Asmel> P11?
23:57 <Asmel> @scabbard
23:58 <diebot> Asmel, attack: [1d20=1] 8; damage: [1d6=4] 10
24:02 <Asmel> end turn
24:09 <Avatar> it's Artimus' turn NOW
25:02 <Jerus> knew i should've atmogs'd..
25:22 <Artimus> I'll cast bless
25:32 * Mort gulps
26:08 * princess waves goodbye to jerus
26:08 <Avatar> !rng Jerus Asmel
26:09 <Avatar> !rng Jerus Asmel
26:09 <diebot> Avatar, Asmel
26:12 <princess> lmao
26:26 <Avatar> the first one attacks Jerus
26:41 <Avatar> !throw 1d20+3 bite; 1d20+3 claw; 1d20+3 claw
26:42 <diebot> Avatar, bite: [1d20=9] 12; claw: [1d20=16] 19; claw: [1d20=12] 15
26:55 <Avatar> !throw 1d6+1
26:56 <diebot> Avatar, 1d6+1: [1d6=5] 6
27:04 <Mort> save?
27:15 <Jerus> @fort
27:15 <diebot> Jerus, fortitude save: [1d20=4] 9
27:15 <Jerus> +1
27:27 <Avatar> the second one attacks Asmel
27:33 <Mort> God..
27:44 <Avatar> !throw 1d20+3; 1d20+3; 1d20+3
27:44 <diebot> Avatar, 1d20+3: [1d20=10] 13; 1d20+3: [1d20=11] 14; 1d20+3: [1d20=5] 8
28:05 <Avatar> it's Mort's turn
28:12 <Mort> P14 what range do I take 
28:16 <Mort> for throwing holy water
28:23 <Mort> as in what penalties
28:31 <Mort> and throw holy water
28:32 <Mort> in
28:54 <Mort> throw holy water in
28:56 <Mort> what penaltiies do I get
29:15 <Mort> any into melee or whatever stuff?
29:15 <Mort> cover?
29:19 <Mort> before I roll
29:40 <Mort> so how much
29:41 <Mort> is it
29:43 MekkisScreen is now known as Mekkis
29:44 <Mort> the penalities
29:48 <Avatar> -6
29:58 <Mort> let me see my bonuses to throw
30:00 <Mort> gimme a moment
30:10 <Mort> throw at 1
30:15 <Mort> 2
30:17 <Mort> auctally
30:20 <Mort> k let s tiry
30:38 <Mort> !throw 1d20-1
30:38 <diebot> Mort, 1d20-1: [1d20=8] 7
30:43 <Mort> I miss but it splaters somewhere
30:57 <Asmel> http://www.usbtypewriter.com/
31:03 <Mort> everyones going to get holy watered
31:11 <Mort> 1 per creature
31:16 <Avatar> it's Princess' turn
31:21 <Mort> "Do you want holy water?"
31:23 <Mort> "I have a whole lot"
31:26 <Mort> "Take it from my pack"
31:28 <princess> "Sure!"
31:43 <princess> med, acro 7
31:52 <Mort> ah k
31:53 <princess> somersaults!
32:15 <princess> "Comign through! Stand aside!" 
32:22 <princess> you've let me pass through other people before..
32:41 <Mort> can she take the holywater first?
32:44 <Mort> before she squeezes?
32:48 <Mort> or does she want to?
32:50 <princess> yes. 
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32:57 <princess> moving to m10
32:59 <Mort> thats like damn funny
33:17 <princess> !throw 1d20+7 acro
33:17 <diebot> princess, acro: [1d20=19] 26
33:19 <princess> yes
33:21 <Mort> id say yes
33:22 <Mort> lol
33:43 <Mort> holy water?
33:44 <Mort> lolz
33:49 <Mort> no sure if throwing in cloe range
33:53 <Mort> gets you aoo though
33:54 <Mort> may
33:58 <Mort> or you can pour it over them
33:59 <Mort> not sure either
34:00 <Avatar> it's Jerus' turn
34:09 <Mort> can he fort save on paralyze?
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34:34 <Avatar> Jerus is paralysed
34:38 <Avatar> it's Asmel's turn
35:04 <Mort> or is he being a nice statue
35:30 <Asmel> attempt to tumble to N10
35:37 <Asmel> !throw 1d20+1
35:38 <diebot> Asmel, 1d20+1: [1d20=8] 9
36:01 <Avatar> !throw 1d20+3
36:02 <diebot> Avatar, 1d20+3: [1d20=19] 22
36:19 <Avatar> !throw 1d6+1
36:19 <diebot> Avatar, 1d6+1: [1d6=3] 4
36:21 <Asmel> !throw 1d20+6 fort
36:22 <diebot> Asmel, fort: [1d20=2] 8
36:48 <Jerus> @fort
36:48 <diebot> Jerus, fortitude save: [1d20=8] 13
36:50 <Jerus> +1
37:18 <Avatar> Asmel feels fevered
37:22 <Asmel> !throw 1d20+6 fort
37:23 <diebot> Asmel, fort: [1d20=20] 26
37:39 <Asmel> tumble to M8
37:43 <Asmel> !throw 1d20+1
37:44 <diebot> Asmel, 1d20+1: [1d20=17] 18
37:45 <Mort> "youre a start raving lunatic asmel"
38:03 <Mort> one arleady burnt his aoo..
38:14 <Asmel> stab 1 where it burts
38:17 <Asmel> hurts even
38:22 <Artimus> +1 for bles
38:22 <Asmel> @scabbard
38:23 <Artimus> s
38:23 <diebot> Asmel, attack: [1d20=8] 15; damage: [1d6=4] 10
38:26 <princess> Senji's making his bunny fat!
38:28 <Asmel> +1
38:30 <princess> To make him cuter!
38:41 <Jerus> is a fat bunny automatically cuter?
38:52 <Asmel> then end turn
38:56 <Avatar> it's Artimus' turn
40:15 <Mort> what happens
40:20 <Mort> if you walk up to one
40:23 <Mort> and pour holy water on it
40:25 <Mort> is it a ?
40:31 <Mort> touch attack..
40:34 <Mort> youre going ot hit everyone
40:46 <Mort> "Use my holy water!"
41:03 <Mort> avatar what happens if you walk up to one
41:06 <Mort> and pour holy water on him
41:15 <Mort> using?
41:17 <Mort> touch or?
41:29 <Mort> because for ranged splash is under touch ac
41:36 <Mort> but when yo pour in that guy
41:38 <Mort> is it using your dex
41:39 <Mort> or strength
41:50 <Artimus> I'll firebolt #2
41:57 <Artimus> !throw 1d20+2 ranged-touch
41:57 <diebot> Artimus, ranged-touch: [1d20=15] 17
42:21 <Artimus> end turn
43:01 <Avatar> !rng asmel princess jerus
43:02 <diebot> Avatar, asmel
43:14 <Avatar> #1 attacks Asmel
43:20 <Asmel> bring it on!
43:37 <Avatar> !rng asmel princess jerus
43:37 <diebot> Avatar, princess
43:38 <diebot> Avatar, princess
43:41 <Avatar> and Princess
43:43 <Avatar> it bites Asmel
43:45 <Avatar> !throw 1d20
43:46 <diebot> Avatar, 1d20: [1d20=12] 12
43:53 <Asmel> no it doesn't
43:59 <Mort> 12?
44:06 <Mort> u cant get it
44:07 <Artimus> 15
44:11 <Avatar> and claws Princess
44:16 <Avatar> !throw 1d20+3
44:17 <diebot> Avatar, 1d20+3: [1d20=15] 18
44:17 <diebot> Avatar, 1d20+3: [1d20=4] 7
44:29 <princess> ya
44:32 <Avatar> !throw 1d6+1
44:33 <diebot> Avatar, 1d6+1: [1d6=4] 5
44:41 <Avatar> roll a fort save
44:45 <princess> !throw 2d20+2
44:45 <diebot> princess, 2d20+2: [2d20=7,11] 20
44:48 <princess> !throw 1d20+2
44:48 <diebot> princess, 1d20+2: [1d20=7] 9
44:56 <princess> ... diebot demands a 7.
45:05 <Avatar> Princess is paralysed, taking 5 damage
45:54 <Mort> who did asmel hit just now
46:00 <Asmel> "Get me you fool, not the tasteless guy in front of you!"
46:01 <Artimus> #1
46:03 <Avatar> !throw 1d20+3; 1d20+3; 1d20+3
46:03 <diebot> Avatar, 1d20+3: [1d20=4] 7; 1d20+3: [1d20=13] 16; 1d20+3: [1d20=7] 10
46:09 * Asmel shouts at the ghoul
46:11 <Mort> k
46:23 <Jerus> how does this paralysis affect ac?
46:43 <Asmel> <?paralysed
47:15 <Jerus> -6 from dex. flatfooted and neg 5..
47:19 <Jerus> is still 12.
47:50 <Avatar> !throw 1d6+1
47:50 <diebot> Avatar, 1d6+1: [1d6=2] 3
48:05 <Mort> 2?
48:18 <Avatar> !throw 1d6+1
48:18 <diebot> Avatar, 1d6+1: [1d6=1] 2
48:41 <Avatar> it's Mort's turn
48:44 <Mort> magic issile 1
48:54 <Avatar> roll it
48:58 <Mort> !throw 2#1d4+1
48:58 <diebot> Mort, 2#1d4+1: [1d4=2] 3, [1d4=4] 5
49:05 <Mort> 1 is already damamged..
49:08 <Mort> mind you
49:10 <Avatar> #1 drops
49:17 <Mort> thought it would have that effect
49:18 <Avatar> movement action remains
49:31 <Mort> stand where I am
49:38 <Avatar> it's Princess' turn
49:40 <Avatar> she's paralysed
49:43 <Avatar> it's Jerus' turn
49:48 <Avatar> he's paralysed
49:50 <Mort> paralyzed too
49:51 <Avatar> it's Asmel's turn
49:57 <Asmel> 5' east
50:10 <Asmel> attack the ghoul
50:14 <Asmel> defensively
50:17 <Asmel> !throw 1d20+4
50:18 <diebot> Asmel, 1d20+4: [1d20=11] 15
50:19 <Avatar> it has cover
50:24 <Avatar> and you miss
50:33 <Avatar> you still miss
50:35 <Asmel> ok
50:38 <Asmel> end turn
50:38 <Avatar> it's Artimus' turn
50:42 <princess> how long am i paralised for? can i try get out of it?
50:46 <Mort> u cant
50:50 <Avatar> you don't know, and you can't
50:51 <Mort> he knows how long your stuck for
50:58 <Mort> "Im going in"
51:02 <Mort> "Clear the way for next round"
52:09 <Avatar> what are you doing artimus
52:33 <Artimus> if I channel, do I heal both A and J?
52:41 <Avatar> yes
52:42 <Mort> youll even hit the undead
52:44 <Artimus> but not P?
52:45 <Mort> I would say
52:52 <Avatar> you'll miss P
52:53 <Artimus> I can't deal damage and heal at the same time
52:57 <Mort> ah okay
52:58 <Mort> heal then
53:00 <Mort> its okay
53:02 <Asmel> how charismatic does Artimus look?
53:08 <Artimus> quite charismatic
53:09 <Mort> I thought its radiant energy
53:10 <Asmel> ok
53:11 <Mort> hehee
53:13 <Mort> too much ddo
53:25 <Artimus> I'll channel a heal
53:29 <Artimus> !throw 2d6
53:29 <diebot> Artimus, 2d6: [2d6=1,5] 6
53:30 <Mort> too much ddo and you pick up bad habits
53:35 <Artimus> (obviously selectively excluding the ghoul)
53:42 <Mort> I dont think you need to
53:45 <Mort> anwyay
53:53 <Mort> its positive energy and thats an undead THING
54:00 <Artimus> and end turn
54:02 <Avatar> !rng Jerus Asmel
54:03 <diebot> Avatar, Jerus
54:09 <Avatar> !rng Jerus Asmel
54:10 <diebot> Avatar, Asmel
54:10 <Avatar> !rng Jerus Asmel
54:10 <diebot> Avatar, Jerus
54:16 <Asmel> poor jerus
54:21 <Avatar> !throw 1d20+3; 1d20+3 on Jerus
54:22 <diebot> Avatar, 1d20+3: [1d20=3] 6; on Jerus: [1d20=13] 16
54:35 <Mort> all undead thingies except for vamps and wriaths
54:37 <Mort> are mindless I think
54:41 <Mort> and hte occasional lich
54:45 <Jerus> i think the 6 misses even with all the bonuses. still have my armor.
54:51 <Mort> yeah but the 16
54:54 <Avatar> !throw 1d6+1
54:54 <diebot> Avatar, 1d6+1: [1d6=6] 7
54:58 <Avatar> dealing 7 damage
55:06 <Avatar> Jerus: roll a fort save
55:17 <Jerus> @fort
55:17 <diebot> Jerus, fortitude save: [1d20=18] 23
55:21 <Avatar> okay
55:26 <Avatar> and you're no longer paralysed
55:35 <Avatar> !throw 1d20+3
55:35 <diebot> Avatar, 1d20+3: [1d20=17] 20
55:40 <Asmel> miss
55:43 <Asmel> horribly miss
55:51 <Asmel> (AC 25 at the moment)
55:51 <Avatar> 20 misses?
55:53 <Jerus> do i get a turn?
55:58 <Asmel> I have cover!@
55:59 <Avatar> with cover
56:00 <Mort> hes fighting defensively
56:01 <Mort> lol
56:05 <Mort> to make matters worse
56:19 <Avatar> it's Mort's turn
56:25 <Mort> pull out holy water and dose 2 with it
56:35 <Mort> what do I roll on attack ,and Ill eat aoo
56:42 <Mort> if there is one for hitting at pouring it at close range
56:48 <Mort> do I roll my strength or dex roll?
57:02 <Mort> move in
57:07 <Avatar> it's dex either way
57:10 <Mort> pull out holy water, move in and dose 2 with it
57:16 <Avatar> you can't pour it like you pour it over an object
57:17 <Avatar> it's moving around
57:26 <Avatar> to there?
57:30 <Artimus> remember +1 from bless
57:33 <Avatar> no cover there
57:34 <Mort> yeas were good
57:36 <Avatar> roll it
57:38 <Mort> !throw 1d20+6
57:38 <diebot> Mort, 1d20+6: [1d20=16] 22
57:40 <Avatar> hit
57:42 <Mort> !throw 2d6
57:42 <diebot> Mort, 2d6: [2d6=3,6] 9
57:52 <Avatar> okay
57:53 <Mort> that works
58:00 <Avatar> it's Princess' turn
58:03 <Avatar> she's still paralysed
58:05 <Avatar> it's Jerus' turn
58:20 <Jerus> 5' NW, swing hammer.
58:21 <Mort> its taken 10 damage so far..everything in the first holy water grenade splashes
58:28 <Asmel> "Welcome to the land of the living... Friend."
58:39 <Jerus> I know its got cover, but i can't attack effectively either way.
58:41 <Jerus> @pa
58:42 <diebot> Jerus, power attack: [1d20=15] 21; damage: [1d12=6] 16
58:51 <Avatar> and it drops
58:51 <Artimus> +1 from bless
58:56 <Avatar> very, very dead
59:06 <Mort> "Right, who's diseased"
59:09 <Artimus> I move in and inspect Princess
59:12 <Asmel> "Dunno"
59:17 <Asmel> "How do you tell?"
59:24 <Mort> "Is anyone feeling unwell?"
59:31 <Artimus> "I can check."
59:36 <Artimus> I'll do heal checks on people
59:37 <Jerus> "uh.. What happened? Why do I feel like I just got kicked by a horse?"
59:44 * Mort pulls out some antiplague..
59:49 <princess> 1throw 1d20 search
59:53 <princess> !throw 1d20 search
59:53 <diebot> princess, search: [1d20=15] 15
59:57 <Asmel> "Something bit you, clawed you, clawed you, clawed you, and bit you"
00:01 <Mort> "Dont bother about me, I didnt even get nicked"
00:10 <Asmel> "I remember thinking that you were in the way."
00:21 <Mort> "Now could I get my holy water back?"
00:29 * Mort taps princess on her shoulder
00:44 <Artimus> !throw 1d20+5 religion
00:45 * princess give sit back
00:45 <diebot> Artimus, religion: [1d20=12] 17
00:47 <Mort> can I aid him?
00:51 <Jerus> "You mind fixin' me up again?"
00:51 <Mort> !throw 1d20+8 religion
00:52 <diebot> Mort, religion: [1d20=9] 17
00:55 * Jerus offers wand.
01:03 <Mort> who is jerus offering it to
01:34 <Artimus> I'll take it
01:37 <Artimus> and heal Jerus with it
01:39 <Artimus> !throw 1d8+1
01:39 <diebot> Artimus, 1d8+1: [1d8=7] 8
01:53 <Mort> !throw 1d20+8 local
01:54 <diebot> Mort, local: [1d20=9] 17
01:58 <Mort> !throw 1d20+8 religion
01:58 <diebot> Mort, religion: [1d20=20] 28
01:59 <Jerus> "Thanks.. Again?"
02:00 <Mort> if I need 
02:01 <Mort> lol
02:17 <Mort> "Heal jerus again?"
02:29 <Artimus> I'll take 10, for 21
02:41 <princess> thats what she said?
03:14 <Mort> "Jerus wants you to zap him with his wand"
03:19 * Mort taps artimus
03:22 <Jerus> "Artimus, mind doing that again?"
03:34 <Artimus> I'll use the wand on Jerus again
03:36 <Artimus> !throw 1d8+1
03:36 <diebot> Artimus, 1d8+1: [1d8=2] 3
03:51 * Mort has antiplague and shows it off
04:08 <Jerus> "Thanks... One more I think."
04:18 <Artimus> "Hmm, Asmel, I think you have ghoul fever."
04:21 * Mort taps artimus on his shoulder again
04:27 <Artimus> "We might need to give you some care."
04:31 <Asmel> "What a pity. What can be done?"
04:32 <Mort> "Thats sort of gross"
04:38 * Mort shows off antiplague
04:39 <princess> i didnt get diseased?
04:39 <Asmel> "Should I make sure that I can't rise as a ghoul?"
04:42 <Mort> "A swing of this?"
04:45 <Artimus> I'll spend 10 minutes treating Asmel
04:54 <Artimus> I'll take 10, for 21
05:09 <Artimus> and then I'll take 2 hours to repair the shrines
05:15 * Mort helps artimus
05:19 * Asmel takes a sip. "Ugh.. I'd rather the disease."
05:27 <Mort> did you drink it up or not
05:28 <Mort> tahts te point
05:29 * Asmel passes the vial back to Mort 
05:29 <Mort> haha
05:32 <Mort> k
05:45 <Mort> "Suit yourself, I figured that you already are a raving lunatic"
05:51 <Mort> "Id rathery ou didnt rise as a ghoul though"
05:55 <Mort> "It would really ruin my day"
06:05 <Avatar> Asmel doesn't drink it
06:08 <Mort> k
06:11 <Asmel> "It would ruin mine too."
06:19 <Artimus> !throw 1d8+1
06:19 <diebot> Artimus, 1d8+1: [1d8=4] 5
06:26 <Avatar> Princess finds
06:31 <Mort> "And you're confident you arent going to rise as a ghoul?"
06:37 * Mort stares pointedly at asmel
06:50 <Asmel> "Worst form of slavery, right. When Pharasma's boneyard comes calling, you want to answer..."
06:50 <Avatar> some gold
07:10 * princess treasurebath
07:18 <Mort> "Id rather NONE of us hear the calling"
07:23 <Asmel> "Do you know where that stuff's been?
07:24 <Mort> "Artimus, can you fix it?"
07:31 <Artimus> I've already spent 10 minutes treating him
07:32 <Mort> I cast detect magic on the gold
07:37 <Mort> yo udont know the result?
07:50 <Artimus> I'm fairly confident I've given him all the help I can
07:59 <Mort> what language is it in?
08:05 <Mort> roll linguistics..
08:17 <Mort> me
08:20 <Artimus> !throw 1d20+5 linguistics
08:21 <diebot> Artimus, linguistics: [1d20=14] 19
08:22 <Mort> !throw 1d20+8 linguistics
08:22 <diebot> Mort, linguistics: [1d20=8] 16
09:03 <Artimus> "It looks like there was an avalanch."
09:14 <Mort> "Im out of my fly spell quotas"
09:31 <Avatar> you find a battered journal, belonging to Pathfinder Rickard Murton
09:34 <Mort> OOOH
09:35 <Jerus> "Hope we don't fight any more of those.."
09:42 <Artimus> "This is Rickard Murton's journal."
09:47 <Mort> "Thats why you bring holy water, and dose them with it"
10:09 <Artimus> "Is anyone else hurt?"
10:26 <Mort> !throw 1d20+8 religion @avatar
10:31 <Mort> that one is for...
10:33 <Jerus> "Just a scratch now."
10:35 <Mort> if I can tell them
10:38 <Mort> about the paralysis
10:40 <Mort> of the ghouls
10:43 <Mort> and the conditions
11:16 <Avatar> The narrow mountain path ends at the lip of a fifty-foot-wide crevasse that stretches out of sight in both directions. A pair of carved stone pillars stands at the edge of the chasm and a matching pair of pillars can be seen on the far side. The remains of corroded iron chains, set within the stone pillars, dangle limply into the crevasse. A relatively gentle slope leads to the bottom of the 
11:16 <Avatar> crevasse. The slope on the far side is much steeper, and is covered with jagged, precarious-looking rocks. 
11:21 <Mort> k
11:46 <Artimus> "Ah, the chain bridge our guides mentioned."
12:09 <Jerus> "Right.. I see the bridge is in good shape."
12:21 <Mort> "I have a scroll of jump"
12:24 * Mort gives a long suffering sigh
12:44 <Mort> "Why not we shoot a grappling arrow across
12:49 <Mort> "and go throough
12:51 <Artimus> "Because of the jagged rocks on the other side."
13:00 <Jerus> "Why don't we just walk on down and climb up?"
13:07 <Artimus> "Jagged rocks."
13:08 <Artimus> I point
13:09 <Mort> "Good idea, I dont care for heights"
13:20 <Artimus> "They also don't look that sturdy."
13:28 <Mort> "How do you suggest we get across"
13:30 <Artimus> I test the chain bridge
13:32 <Artimus> by shaking it
13:33 <Mort> "I have rope, grappling arrows"
13:35 <Jerus> "Could climb the rope alone?"
13:42 * Mort gets ready to cast featherfall on artimus
13:57 <Mort> "One can never be too..careful"
14:07 <Asmel> "Do you even know what the prize to this ruby phoenix tournament is?"
14:11 <Jerus> "Reckon we could get two ropes across and walk one with a handhold?"
14:12 <princess> i wonder whether the chain on the far side would be enough to climb up
14:24 <princess> i'll give it a go jerus
14:27 <Mort> "A Braid?"
14:54 <Asmel> "It's immortality - of the worst kind. The kind the Whispering Way promotes."
15:10 <Mort> can I roll knowledge on whispering way
15:16 <Mort> the player knows nuts
15:19 <Mort> but does the character know anything?
15:34 <Asmel> Asmel does know
15:36 <Asmel> :)
15:49 <Mort> urm just spill the beans
15:54 <Mort> u know I love a good tale
16:05 <Asmel> "Maybe after this mission. We have a bridge to cross."
16:43 <princess> http://warchronicle.com/50th_div/regimentals_wwii/yorkstraining.jpg
16:44 <princess> LIKE THAT
16:47 <Mort> damn I lost fly
16:51 <Mort> else we could have flown
16:53 <princess> With a rope going from your waist to the top rope
16:57 <princess> so that you can't fall off.
17:05 <Asmel> how far down do the corroded chains sag?
17:10 <Mort> (will let everone figure out the logistics)
17:16 <princess> yah
17:19 <princess> LOOK AT THE PICTURE
17:37 <princess> fi youf all, you only fall 2ft
17:56 <princess> have you guys never done this?
18:14 <Artimus> princess: the question is whether you can make a sliding knot that won't undo if you fall
18:28 <Artimus> the knot has to slide or else it anchors you to the rope
18:32 <Avatar> why would it undo
18:33 <Mort> urm its weird, I never did mountain climbing
18:37 <Artimus> because it's loose enough to slide
18:44 <Mort> so I have not enough knowledge to omment about it
19:29 <Jerus> i got 50ft
19:30 <Mort> I have 50 ft
19:34 <Artimus> I'll take my breastplate off
19:50 <princess> uphill.
20:05 <princess> Jerus, these guys fail at ropes.
20:07 <Mort> I also have canvas
20:18 <Mort> grappling arrows
20:19 <Mort> and hooks
20:35 <Jerus> the question of your sliding knot is horrendously easy. a knotted loop around it. It doesn't have to grip it tightly. It just has to not untie.
20:36 <Artimus> I have pitons to secure it on this end
20:47 <Mort> its all in the kit
21:31 <Jerus> Couldn't we tie it around the pillar?
21:43 <Mort> I think someone needs to get across on the oher hand
21:45 <Mort> yeah I have it
21:48 <Mort> but I will pass it ot anyone
21:51 <Mort> I always had it
21:58 <Mort> I am a packrat
22:01 <Mort> of the highest degree
22:26 <Artimus> Grappling Arrow: This small grappling hook is designed 
22:26 <Artimus> to be tied to a silk rope and fired from a bow. When fired, 
22:26 <Artimus> it has a range increment of 30 feet. An equivalent item 
22:26 <Artimus> exists for crossbows.
22:34 <Jerus> "Could you climb across the one rope to secure the other, Princess?"
22:43 <Mort> "First she should shoot it across"
22:48 <Mort> "Unless you want me to try?:
22:49 <Mort> "
22:55 <Mort> "Im not really that bad with a bow myself"
23:07 <Mort> I have decent dex..
23:08 <princess> !throw 1d20+4-2
23:08 <diebot> princess, 1d20+4-2: [1d20=15] 17
23:12 <Mort> ah she does it
23:19 <Avatar> it's across
23:30 <princess> Yes, i can pull myself along one rope
23:31 <Mort> 1 only
23:34 <Mort> dude.
23:40 <princess> I'LL TAKE IT
23:43 <Jerus> "Give Princess the grappling hook end on the long rope and have her make a daring climb?"
23:52 <Mort> "Need feahterfall?"
23:54 <Jerus> "Tie yourself to it, just incase."
24:00 <Mort> "Ah good idea"
24:25 * princess ties herself to the rope, hangign below, and fireman-pulls herself across
24:28 <princess> upside-down
24:33 * Mort laughs
24:36 * Jerus ties the other end to the pillar.
25:01 <princess> NOT BALANCE
25:04 <Mort> I think she should go bounce across
25:06 <Artimus> princess: you want to use acrobatics
25:07 <Artimus> NOT CLIMB
25:09 <princess> yes.
25:16 <Artimus> if you use your hands, you will be using climb
25:33 <Artimus> I cast guidance on princess
25:36 <Avatar> 20 acrobatics or 30 climb
25:39 <Mort> ah
25:48 <princess> can't i just take 10 to do it?
26:04 <Artimus> what's your acrobatics
26:07 <princess> acro 7.
26:11 <Artimus> then you'll fall
26:14 <Artimus> if you take 10
26:16 <Mort> ah k
26:17 <Artimus> do you have a balancing pole?
27:05 <Mort> Can she use a quarterstaff
27:08 <Mort> as a balancing pole?
27:15 <princess> can't fall if i'm tied on anyawy
28:12 <Avatar> that's fine
28:29 <Avatar> a quarterstaff isn't an adequate balancing pole
28:42 <Mort> ah k
28:45 <Mort> the best I have
28:55 <Mort> Wait!
29:07 <Mort> "we have a scroll of spider climb?"
29:19 <princess> wha'ts it do?
29:37 <Mort> "makes you a better climber"
29:40 <Mort> let me chec kbtw
29:42 <Jerus> crossbow out, just in case.
29:43 <Mort> I dont usually use it
29:56 <princess> one end is tied to the pillar.
30:01 <princess> what bonus to climb?
30:01 <Artimus> with +1 for guidance
30:05 <Mort> if she takes 10 she fails
30:29 <princess> I'M ASKING
30:36 <Mort> +8
30:38 <Mort> but nevermind
30:59 <Mort> nah
31:08 <Mort> just go across
31:11 <Mort> I think it does though
31:13 <princess> !throw 1d20+7+1 acro
31:15 <diebot> princess, acro: [1d20=10] 18
31:26 <Mort> if princess fails, get jerus to take off his armor
31:27 <Mort> and do it
31:31 <Avatar> no progress
31:33 <Mort> olkay catch her if she falls and pull back up
31:34 <Mort> try again
31:35 <Artimus> I guidance again
31:41 <princess> !throw 1d20+7+1 acro trying again
31:42 <diebot> princess, acro trying again: [1d20=20] 28
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31:56 <Avatar> you make it 15ft across
32:01 <Avatar> roll again
32:02 <princess> he's a friend of ours.
32:08 <princess> !throw 1d20+7+1 acro trying again
32:09 <diebot> princess, acro trying again: [1d20=12] 20
32:35 <Avatar> you're across
32:40 <princess> woh. 
32:41 <Mort> 'Get the hook out!"
32:57 <princess> i fasten the rope i'm holding to one of the pillars, and then get the grapple hook out and fasten it to the pillar too
33:28 * Jerus pulls the new rope tight and ties it on.
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33:36 <Mort> 'I might be in trouble"
33:39 <Mort> "Serious trouble"
33:42 <princess> it should just count as difficult terrain, really
33:55 <Asmel> ok
33:56 <Brunius> vgs
33:58 <Mort> I have a climbing kit by the way
34:03 <Asmel> "What we do is..."
34:17 <Mort> yeah but balance wise Im also screwed in a way
34:26 <Asmel> "Get a rope, anchor it at the bottom of the canyon at a 45 degree angle"
34:30 <Asmel> and climb that
34:30 <princess> if she hangs beneath the rope, it's the same motion and action as though she was climbing, except it's ohrizontal
34:37 <Asmel> "I have a knotted rope"
35:05 <Mort> wooot u guys are uber climbers
36:02 <Artimus> !throw 1d20+4 survival
36:03 <diebot> Artimus, survival: [1d20=16] 20
36:03 <Asmel> !throw 1d20 survival
36:03 <Jerus> @surv
36:04 <diebot> Jerus, Survival: [1d20=9] 11
36:04 <Mort> can I do a knwoledge from above?
36:05 <diebot> Asmel, survival: [1d20=8] 8
36:11 <Mort> ah k
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37:07 <princess> i have to go in an hour, by the way
37:27 <Mort> lol
37:32 <Artimus> "There is a good chance of a rockslide."
37:39 <Mort> "From where?"
37:45 <Artimus> "On the other side of the chasm."
37:51 <Mort> "So Princess is in danger?"
38:24 <princess> "No, i'm not standing on the edge"
38:34 <Mort> so whos side lol
38:55 <Mort> one person only
39:05 <Asmel> "Hmmm... "
39:10 <princess> a rockslide wouldnt affect the pillars i'm standing at, otherwise they would have already fallen. they're not perched precariously on the edge, otherwise it would have been said arleady.
39:31 <Mort> uh Ill take your word for it
39:42 <Mort> not enough knowledge of mountain climbing to comment
40:04 <Mort> I can do it
40:08 <Mort> +5..
40:09 <Mort> haha
40:18 <Mort> Im not too bad at it Id say
40:32 <Avatar> you're sure the pillars are firmly in the ground
40:38 <princess> "i can throw one of these ropes down if you untie the other eind.. seems like you're not gonna use them anyway"
41:00 <princess> meanwhile 
41:01 <Artimus> we'll untie one of the ropes on this side
41:03 <Artimus> I take out a hammer and piton
41:08 <princess> !throw 1d20+7 perception
41:09 <diebot> princess, perception: [1d20=17] 24
41:10 <Artimus> and secure it on this slope at about a 45 degree angle
41:11 <princess> whta's here?
41:33 <Asmel> climb the rope
41:35 <Asmel> taking 10
41:38 <Mort> see if theres anything
41:39 <Artimus> I climb the rope taking 10
41:44 <Mort> climb the rope taking 10
41:45 <Mort> jerus?
41:50 <princess> anythign coming? what's on this side of the bridge? what can i see in the canyon?
42:01 <Asmel> 12
42:05 <Artimus> 13
42:08 <Mort> 10
42:15 <Jerus> armor off, take 10. 15.
42:29 <Avatar> you all get up
42:33 <Jerus> armor on.
42:34 <Artimus> I put my breastplate back on
42:35 * Mort helps jerus with his armor
42:42 * Mort helps artimus also
42:49 <Artimus> "The two brothers."
42:50 <Mort> knowledge local?
42:58 <Avatar> Two rock formations, shaped like a pair of thick pillars, stand prominently near a cliff ’s edge. One pillar stands fifteen feet tall and the smaller stands ten feet tall. A shallow cave, just to the side of the pillars, looks as if it might provide some shelter from inclement mountain weather.
43:12 <Mort> !throw 1d20+8 history
43:13 <diebot> Mort, history: [1d20=19] 27
43:17 <princess> !throw 1d20+4
43:17 <diebot> princess, 1d20+4: [1d20=15] 19
43:17 <Mort> !throw 1d20+8 knowledge local
43:18 <diebot> Mort, knowledge local: [1d20=4] 12
43:19 <princess> knowldege
43:24 <princess> local
43:29 <Mort> well Im trained
43:47 <princess> local know
44:05 <Avatar> mort and princess recognise these as The Two Brothers
44:10 <Mort> so what is it
44:11 <Mort> hahah
44:29 <Artimus> "Are these the Two Brothers?"
44:34 <Mort> "yes"
44:35 <Artimus> "Because they look exactly like them."
44:37 <princess> "Yes." 
45:08 <Artimus> I looka round the rocks
45:10 <Artimus> @see
45:10 <diebot> Artimus, perception: [1d20=20] 30
45:12 <Mort> "hrmm, this place looks deserted"
45:29 <Mort> "Maybe we should take a nap here"
45:32 <Mort> "But again I can still move on"
46:00 <princess> !thorw 1d20+8 traps @ avatar
46:04 <princess> !throw 1d20+8 traps @ avatar
46:21 <Mort> ah I see
46:27 <Artimus> "You have a scroll of endure elements, right Mort?"
46:28 <Mort> local kowledge
46:30 <Mort> how cold does it get
46:34 <Mort> "yes. I have EVERYTHING"
46:39 <Mort> "more or less"
46:41 <Artimus> "You picked one up, didn't you?"
46:43 <Artimus> "Earlier?"
46:47 <Mort> "I bought 7"
46:49 <Mort> "Anyway"
46:52 <Mort> yes
46:57 <Mort> "I do
47:01 <Artimus> I take out my wand of endure elements
47:21 <Artimus> I'll use 4 charges, and Mort can use the endure elements scroll from earlier on a 5th
47:22 * Mort uses the scroll she picked up earlier on herself
47:41 <Mort> Zzz..:D
47:44 <Mort> wait
47:46 * Asmel takes out paper and inkpen and does a sketch
47:47 <Mort> "Night watch?"
47:54 <Jerus> cold weather gear too.
48:00 <Asmel> of the mountains and everything
48:11 <Artimus> I'm removing my armour
48:14 <Artimus> except when on watch
48:18 <Mort> "What watch order"
48:19 <Artimus> I'll take first watch
48:22 * Mort sits besides Asmel
48:25 <Jerus> second
48:27 <Asmel> I'll take last watch
48:31 <Mort> "What the heck are you drawing?"
48:33 <Artimus> "I'll take first watch. That will give my time to pray in the morning."
48:38 <Mort> Il ltake 3rd
48:51 <Mort> but artimus already did
48:59 <Mort> ah okay Ill take the last watch
49:02 <Mort> sleepzz..
49:03 <Asmel> Artimus prepares spells at sunrise
49:07 <Mort> k
49:29 <Asmel> !throw 1d20+1 craft (painting)
49:30 <diebot> Asmel, craft (painting): [1d20=20] 21
49:41 <Artimus> @fort
49:41 <diebot> Artimus, fortitude: [1d20=17] 20
49:42 <princess> !throw 1d20+2 fort
49:42 <diebot> princess, fort: [1d20=12] 14
49:43 <Artimus> @fort
49:43 <princess> !throw 1d20+2 fort
49:44 <diebot> Artimus, fortitude: [1d20=11] 14
49:44 <diebot> princess, fort: [1d20=14] 16
49:49 <Jerus> @fort
49:50 <diebot> Jerus, fortitude save: [1d20=5] 10
49:52 <Jerus> @fort
49:52 <diebot> Jerus, fortitude save: [1d20=14] 19
49:55 <Asmel> !throw 1d20+10 for save
49:56 <diebot> Asmel, for save: [1d20=2] 12
49:57 <Mort> !throw 2#1d20+2
49:57 <diebot> Mort, 2#1d20+2: [1d20=10] 12, [1d20=9] 11
50:12 <Asmel> !throw 2#1d20+6 for save
50:13 <diebot> Asmel, for save: [1d20=17] 23, [1d20=9] 15
50:28 <Asmel> !throw 1d20+10 fort save
50:29 <diebot> Asmel, fort save: [1d20=3] 13
50:52 * Mort stares at Asmel's painting
50:55 * Mort sighs
52:16 <Mort> oh dear
52:16 <Asmel> back
52:18 <Asmel> sorry about that
52:27 <Asmel> reskype me please
53:02 <Mort> An exhausted character moves at half speed, cannot run or charge, and takes a –6 penalty to Strength and Dexterity.
53:18 * Mort falls flat on the ground
53:35 <Avatar> A large stone building lies nestled in a shallow stone cul-de-sac, hollowed out from the surrounding mountainside. The building shows evidence of poor maintenance—the roof is missing several tiles and the once-proud, central double doors lie in a pile of ruined timbers. The remains of a giant bell, and the wooden structure meant to support and sound it, dominate the center of the flagstone 
53:35 <Avatar> courtyard before the stone structure. 
53:36 <Mort> the problem is with the -6 strength penalty
53:39 <Mort> I may even hit heavy load
53:45 <Asmel> could I be reskyped?
54:39 <Mort> medium load
54:42 <Mort> with the penalities
54:52 <Asmel> remember that a penalty can't put you below 1
55:05 <Artimus> I check out the front of the monastery/bell/statue thingamajig
55:06 <Artimus> @see
55:06 <diebot> Artimus, perception: [1d20=10] 20
55:16 <Jerus> "They said they ain't seen the monks for a while, huh?"
55:38 <Asmel> "Perhaps... or something bad's going on"
55:42 * Asmel moves to the side
55:56 <Mort> for carrying penalties its not 1
55:57 <Mort> but Im on medium load
56:10 <Mort> "Urm, can someone help me up?"
56:18 * Asmel helps Mort up
56:24 <Mort> "Im so tired"
56:35 <Asmel> them moves around the side of the building
56:39 <Asmel> (C1 please)
56:42 * Mort barely keeps standing
56:48 * Mort casts mage armor
57:27 <Mort> "Can anyone help me carry some of my stuff?"
57:34 <Jerus> "I can."
57:43 <Avatar> Atop a ten-foot rise of gray stone steps stands a wide paved forecourt surrounded by worn, red-painted wood pillars and faded rust-colored walls. A massive copper bell rests in the center of the area, surrounded by a mess of wooden scaffolds and a carved-smooth tree trunk, all collapsed into a pile around the carillon. The north wall features an intricate mosaic of monks walking on clouds. A pair 
57:44 <Avatar> of staircases flanks the wall, leading up to a ten-foot-high porch and three sets of wooden doors beyond. 
58:59 * Mort passes jerus the entire contents of her backpack except for 2 acid flasks and holy water
59:26 <princess> this seems like it might be a lenghty encounter, and i have to go in 20 minutes
59:26 <Jerus> "Shall we go on in?"
59:29 <princess> did you wnat to stop here?
59:41 * Mort passes jerus her quarterstaff as well
59:46 <Mort> k Im now on light
00:01 <Asmel> I'll head up the first set of stairs, slowly
00:17 <princess> <princess> this seems like it might be a lenghty encounter, and i have to go in 20 minutes
00:25 <Mort> avatar
00:26 <Artimus> @see
00:27 <diebot> Artimus, perception: [1d20=7] 17
00:28 <Mort> do we stop for the day?
00:33 <Mort> or continue with someone playing
00:43 <Asmel> "Looks pretty sheer from that side."
00:44 <princess> <princess> this seems like it might be a lenghty encounter, and i have to go in 20 minutes
00:45 <princess> <princess> this seems like it might be a lenghty encounter, and i have to go in 20 minutes<princess> this seems like it might be a lenghty encounter, and i have to go in 20 minutes<princess> this seems like it might be a lenghty encounter, and i have to go in 20 minutes
00:52 <princess> tyhen stop ignoring me.
00:58 <princess> <princess> this seems like it might be a lenghty encounter, and i have to go in 20 minutes
01:04 <Mort> just finish it I suppose
01:11 princess has quit (Quit: Leaving)
01:19 <Mort> play her character to the end
01:38 <Mort> yeah htats not an issue
02:04 <Artimus> "Maybe we s hould ring the bell."
02:18 <Artimus> I'll help Asmel to ring the bell
02:20 <Avatar> BANG
02:21 <Mort> Ill follow jerus
02:23 <Avatar> rings the bell
02:24 <Jerus> hammer out, walk up with Artimus
03:12 <Artimus> I'll follow
03:19 <Asmel> ascend the stairs to the right
03:26 <Asmel> then on the porch, examine the doors
03:46 <Mort> lol making curry?
03:52 <Artimus> I'll open the door here in front of us
04:07 <Mort> detect magic
04:08 <Mort> on the door
04:16 <Mort> princess should detect traps
04:22 <Mort> if hydra will play for her?
04:49 <Mort> I will as well
04:55 <Artimus> !throw 1d20+7 spellcraft
04:56 <diebot> Artimus, spellcraft: [1d20=11] 18
05:30 <Jerus> !throw 1d20+8  find traps @Avatar
05:31 <Mort> oh fk
05:39 <Mort> dungeoneering?
05:52 <Mort> !throw 1d20+8 dungeoneering
05:53 <diebot> Mort, dungeoneering: [1d20=8] 16
05:58 <Artimus> @init
05:59 <diebot> Artimus, initiative: [1d20=10] 10
06:00 <Jerus> @init
06:00 <diebot> Jerus, 1d20+3: [1d20=2] 5
06:10 <Mort> @init
06:10 <Asmel> what happened?
06:11 <diebot> Mort, init: [1d20=19] 22
06:16 <Mort> encounter
06:16 <Asmel> @init
06:17 <Artimus> a yeti-ish thing appeared
06:18 <diebot> Asmel, 1d20+1: [1d20=4] 5
06:19 <Jerus> !throw 1d20+6 init princess
06:19 <diebot> Jerus, init princess: [1d20=14] 20
07:01 <Avatar> it's Mort's turn
07:04 <Mort> hideous laughter on that yeti
07:17 <Asmel> it's language dependent
07:37 <Mort> http://www.d20pfsrd.com/magic/all-spells/h/hideous-laughter
07:56 <Mort> hes humanoid I guess
08:15 <Mort> level2 spell + 3 int?
08:19 <Mort> 4 int
08:21 <Mort> so its 16
08:34 <Mort> conuration
08:36 <Mort> conjuration
08:38 <Mort> its for pits not this
08:53 <Avatar> it staves off its laughter
08:56 <Mort> btw did my dungeoneering check show anything?
08:57 <Avatar> movement action remains
09:00 <Mort> stay where I am
09:03 <Mort> what the fk it is
09:28 <Mort> its ablilities
10:23 <Mort> "It has a frightful gaze which can paralyze us"
10:25 <Mort> "Spread apart"
10:27 <Avatar> it's Princess' turn
10:43 <Mort> line?
10:47 <Mort> hydra I think u should
12:41 <Asmel> Princess: move to J22 and hide
12:52 <Jerus> !throw 1d20+7 stealth to hide
12:52 <diebot> Jerus, stealth to hide: [1d20=2] 9
13:01 <Avatar> it's Artimus' turn
14:12 <Mort> "Its a yeti runt"
14:30 <Artimus> I'll move down near Princess
14:34 <Mort> "might have some vulnerablity to fire"
15:16 <Artimus> end turn
15:27 <Avatar> it's Asmel's turn
16:13 <Asmel> !throw 1d20 sense motive: do I think the creature's tactics would involve it not making gaze attacks while in melee? @Avatar
16:18 <Asmel> +6
17:26 <Mort> can you charge?
17:27 <Mort> hahah
17:27 <Asmel> charge to M14
17:32 <Mort> after the whole fun in the mountain
18:06 <Mort> out of range I think
18:12 <Mort> human but medium
18:12 <Mort> armor
19:09 <Artimus> @see
19:09 <diebot> Artimus, perception: [1d20=19] 29
19:13 <Artimus> if I hear any spell casting !
19:13 <Asmel> move to M21
19:33 <Avatar> it's Jerus' turn
20:01 <Jerus> 5ftN, ready action, brace hammer for charge.
20:05 <Mort> to antyhing
20:06 <Mort> that comes in range
20:08 <Mort> not just you :D
20:14 <Mort> as in for any charge hititng anyone
20:15 <Mort> asmel
20:18 <Mort> may be that as well
20:21 <Mort> make sure you word it right :D
20:51 <Mort> yes
20:54 <Mort> I tried to make it laugh
20:55 <Mort> failed :D
21:15 <Jerus> @will
21:15 <diebot> Jerus, 1d20-2: [1d20=9] 7
21:16 <Asmel> !throw 1d20+6 will save
21:17 <diebot> Asmel, will save: [1d20=8] 14
21:44 <Mort> !throw 1d20+4 will save
21:45 <diebot> Mort, will save: [1d20=17] 21
22:45 <Avatar> it's Mort's turn
22:51 <Mort> glitter dust on that thing
23:07 <Mort> before was 16.
23:26 <Artimus> DC 17 with spell focus
23:37 <Avatar> it's covered in glitter, and blinded
23:48 <Mort> Spell focus(conjuration), Greater Spell focus (conjuration)
23:49 <Mort> acutally
23:50 <Mort> hahaha
23:52 <Mort> so...
23:56 <Mort> its a little more painful then it acutally is..
23:58 <Mort> 18
24:39 <Mort> Id rule not
24:41 <Mort> acutlaly :p
24:44 <Mort> but that was part of the idea
24:45 <Mort> haha
24:55 <Mort> at least itll reduce his damage
25:55 <Mort> so hes blinded..?
26:02 <Mort> if nothing else blind creatures dont hit too well
27:56 <Mort> what?
28:01 <Avatar> it's Princess' turn
28:07 <Mort> movewest
28:08 <Mort> one square
28:10 <Mort> 5 ft
28:23 <Asmel> !throw 1d20+7 acrobatics
28:24 <diebot> Asmel, acrobatics: [1d20=15] 22
28:57 <Artimus> !findchar Princess
28:59 <diebot> Artimus, Character: Princess, number: 315( http://dnd.ballig.net/viewchar.php5?char=315 )
29:36 <Asmel> !throw 1d20+6
29:37 <diebot> Asmel, 1d20+6: [1d20=6] 12
29:54 <Avatar> <?blinded
29:55 <diebot> The creature cannot see. It takes a 2 penalty to Armor Class, loses its Dexterity bonus to AC (if any), and takes a 4 penalty on most Strength- and Dexterity-based skill checks and on opposed Perception skill checks. All checks and activities that rely on vision (such as reading and Perception checks based on sight)
29:55 <diebot> automatically fail. All opponents are considered to have total concealment (50% miss chance) against the blinded character. Blind creatures must make a DC 10 Acrobatics skill check to move faster than half speed. Creatures that fail this check fall prone. Characters who remain blinded for a long time grow accustomed to
29:55 <diebot> these drawbacks and can overcome some of them.
30:53 <Asmel> !throw 1d6+1+1d6
30:54 <diebot> Asmel, 1d6+1+1d6: [1d6=5; 1d6=3] 9
31:14 <Avatar> it's Artimus' turn
31:24 <Mort> did we work out
31:27 <Mort> if gaze works or not? :P
31:27 <Mort> hahaha
31:43 <Mort> so it still work?
31:48 <Artimus> if I cast bless, will everyone get it?
31:55 <Artimus> 50ft radius burst
32:16 <Avatar> I'll allow it
32:20 <Artimus> I cast bless
32:28 <Artimus> +1 to attacks, +1 save versus fear-based effects
32:29 <Artimus> end turn
32:39 <Avatar> it's Asmel's turn
32:40 <Asmel> !throw 1d20+6 will save
32:41 <diebot> Asmel, will save: [1d20=15] 21
32:47 <Mort> impressive haha
33:05 <Asmel> proceed to put my bladed scabbard into the ape
33:13 <Asmel> @scabbard
33:15 <diebot> Asmel, attack: [1d20=2] 9; damage: [1d6=3] 9
33:41 <Asmel> 5' south
33:42 <Avatar> it's Jerus' turn
33:56 <Avatar> who is now unparalysed
34:02 <Jerus> 5ft step back, swing.
34:11 <Mort> "Urm maybe I over did it.."
34:26 <Mort> hes screwed anwyay I think
34:32 <Jerus> !throw 1d20+6 fatigued PA, 1d12+9 damage
34:32 <diebot> Jerus, fatigued PA, 1d12+9 damage: [1d20=8] 14
34:54 <Jerus> !throw 1d20+6 fatigued PA; 1d12+9 damage
34:55 <diebot> Jerus, fatigued PA: [1d20=5] 11; damage: [1d12=5] 14
35:07 <Mort> "Maybe I really really over did it"
35:09 <Artimus> "Was that a death rattle I heard?"
35:11 <Asmel> "What was that thing?"
35:18 <Mort> "A yeti runt"
35:21 * Asmel pulls out some canvus and covers its face
35:25 <Artimus> "Is anyone hurt?"
35:28 <Artimus> I go and check on everyone
35:29 <Mort> "I felt it was dangerous so I expanded my magic on it"
35:30 <Jerus> "I don't think theres any more monks.."
35:47 <Asmel> "I think Amara Li sent us here to die."
35:59 <Mort> "Thats a cheerful thought"
36:06 <Asmel> "Something tells me she doesn't have the Society's best interests at heart."
36:24 <Mort> "Really?"
36:27 <Asmel> "Tell me, Mort. Would it trouble you to find out that at least three of the Ten are undead?"
36:31 <Mort> "Or is that as fanciful as your painting"
36:33 <Mort> "WHat?"
36:36 <Mort> "Not again?"
36:41 <Mort> "Im running out of holy water"
36:44 <Asmel> "You should think it over..."
36:51 <Mort> who are the ten btw
36:52 * Asmel moves up the the central door.
36:54 <Mort> I dont know haha
36:57 <Jerus> "lets get on our way."
36:59 <Asmel> the Decemvitate
37:04 <Avatar> what are you doing next
37:08 <Artimus> the Decemvirate control the society
37:09 <Asmel> the guys in charge of the society
37:11 <Artimus> I open the southern door
37:13 <Mort> who are the decimvitate
37:14 <Mort> oh god
37:18 <Mort> "Thats a sick thought"
37:20 <Asmel> they wear masks to conceal their identity!
37:23 <Mort> "It really would"
37:41 <Mort> "We're being controlled by undead people?"
38:08 <Artimus> @see
38:09 <diebot> Artimus, perception: [1d20=16] 26
38:22 <Avatar> Two large, corroded cooking pots dominate the center of this otherwise unadorned, long, tiered room. 
38:25 <Asmel> "Well... I had a previous experience with a horrible revelation."
38:43 <Artimus> I check out the pots
38:49 <Mort> cast detect magic
38:52 <Mort> around the room
38:52 * Asmel moves quickly to W20
38:56 <Asmel> to the door
39:28 <Artimus> I leave the room
39:57 <Artimus> I'll go
40:00 <Artimus> princess will check it for traps
40:11 <Artimus> !throw 1d20+8 traps @Avatar
40:20 <Asmel> "These are monks."
40:26 <Asmel> "Monks are honourable."
40:34 <Asmel> "Honourable people don't use traps."
40:38 <Artimus> "There is honour in protecting your home."
40:44 <Asmel> "Hence, traps are not here."
40:45 <Avatar> The remains of four wooden training dummies stand in the northeast corner of this wide courtyard, while a few scraggly plants struggle to grow in the southeast corner. A cracked mosaic lies half-buried beneath years of dirt in the training ground’s center. 
40:47 <Artimus> I want to inspect the exercise yard
40:49 <Mort> "The problem is are you sure they are still monks?"
40:54 <Mort> "Or did something foul take over"
40:55 <Artimus> to see if I can determine any information about how the monks prepare their bodies
41:13 <Artimus> sculpt their physical beings
42:21 <Mort> "Oh dear"
42:29 <Asmel> "Greetings. Are you willing to talk?"
42:43 <Artimus> @init
42:43 <diebot> Artimus, initiative: [1d20=17] 17
42:44 <Jerus> @init
42:44 <diebot> Jerus, 1d20+3: [1d20=11] 14
42:44 <Avatar> everyone roll initiative
42:45 <Asmel> !throw 1d20+6 sense motive: what are his plans @Avatar
42:45 <Mort> @init
42:46 <diebot> Mort, init: [1d20=20] 23
42:48 <Asmel> @init
42:49 <diebot> Asmel, 1d20+1: [1d20=16] 17
43:28 <Artimus> !throw 1d20+6 princess
43:29 <diebot> Artimus, princess: [1d20=17] 23
43:46 <Artimus> princess, mort, asmel, me, jerus
44:01 <Asmel> "Est is bastard superstes pro mihi malum?"
44:01 <Avatar> it's Princess' turn
44:04 <Artimus> she.. hides?
44:33 <Artimus> "Yeti."
44:34 <Artimus> I point
44:47 <Avatar> it's Artimus' turn
44:48 <Artimus> "Yeti."
44:49 <Artimus> I point
45:05 <Avatar> it's Asmel's turn
45:36 * Asmel moves 5' west
45:38 <Mort> makes twisted sense
45:46 <Asmel> ready an action to attack it if it comes within range
45:57 <Asmel> "Wait for it to come to us. if it wants to"
46:04 <Asmel> "Look, we want to talk. OK?"
46:05 <Mort> "Whats out there"
46:05 <Avatar> it's Artimus' turn NOW
46:43 <Avatar> the yeti growls in response
46:46 <Asmel> "A yeti. Would be good to do your enlargements
46:54 <Asmel> "Doesn't look open to negotiations"
47:02 <Artimus> I'll go 20 feet west
47:09 <Artimus> and ready an action to cast Cause Fear when the yeti comes t hrough the door
47:19 <Artimus> end turn
47:23 <Avatar> you hear something going on outside
47:28 <Avatar> it's Princess' turn
47:33 <Artimus> she'll hide
47:45 <Artimus> !throw 1d20+7 stealth @Avatar
48:00 <Avatar> she hides very well
48:26 <Artimus> she'll do that while going to Y20
48:46 <Artimus> she'll close the door where she is right now
48:59 * Mort makes jerus a very big jerus
49:03 <Avatar> it's Mort's turn
49:05 <Mort> enlarge person scroll
49:44 <Mort> no
49:45 <Mort> move in then
49:56 <Mort> S20
50:00 <Mort> take out scroll while moving
50:01 <Mort> end turn
50:06 <Mort> I can cast it
50:08 <Mort> but if he is not in range
50:09 <Mort> he wont get it?
50:12 <Mort> or how does it owrk
50:13 <Avatar> it's Asmel's turn
50:15 <Mort> ah k
50:19 <Mort> can I do htat?
50:28 <Mort> k
50:28 <Asmel> peek around the door
51:18 <Asmel> !dist 65 25
51:20 <diebot> Asmel, Length of hypotenuse: 69.641941
52:15 <Asmel> move back
52:18 <Asmel> end turn
52:37 <Asmel> remain where I am and ready the attack
52:43 <Avatar> it's Artimus' turn
53:08 <Artimus> "Asmel, get out of the way!"
53:14 <Artimus> I'll delay
53:15 <Asmel> "Sure!"
53:18 <Avatar> it's Jerus' turn
53:41 <Jerus> double move. NE, 7 E.
53:42 <Jerus> end.
56:00 <Asmel> "Die, Evildoer!"
56:26 <Mort> "Urgh not another..."
57:37 <Asmel> !throw 1d20+11 attack
57:38 <diebot> Asmel, attack: [1d20=20] 31
57:47 <Asmel> !throw 1d20+11 confirm
57:48 <diebot> Asmel, confirm: [1d20=10] 21
58:04 <Mort> looks good enough really
58:07 <Mort> but I dunno
58:07 <Mort> :D
58:10 <Mort> no
58:12 <Mort> :P
58:21 <Avatar> confirms
58:23 <Avatar> roll damage
58:35 <Asmel> !throw 2d6+16 damage
58:36 <Mort> hes weird
58:37 <diebot> Asmel, damage: [2d6=2,2] 20
59:04 <Avatar> he attacks Asmel with the training dummy
59:11 <Asmel> that was to be expected
59:30 <Avatar> !throw 1d20-6 
59:30 <diebot> Avatar, 1d20-6: [1d20=15] 9
59:45 <Avatar> he lets it go
59:51 <Asmel> "How interesting."
59:54 <Mort> thats damn funny
00:09 <Artimus> I undelay
00:13 <Avatar> it's Artimus' turn
00:24 <Artimus> !throw 1d20+7 will
00:24 <diebot> Artimus, will: [1d20=19] 26
01:17 <Mort> it is a humamoid
01:21 <Mort> its a humanoid
01:31 <Artimus> I cast cause fear on the yeti
01:32 <Mort> "It also looks like it could be vulnerable to fire"
01:50 <Mort> just a guess
01:53 <Mort> its a nice furry creature
01:53 <Mort> so
01:58 <Artimus> DC 15
01:59 <Mort> I just sprout garbage
02:13 <Mort> yeah
02:28 <Mort> its a furry thing
02:30 <Mort> and the word is yeti
02:35 <Mort> so the first thing player. thinks.
02:37 <Mort> is urm
02:41 <Asmel> Mort, are you sure that you don't have something in front of you that you shouldn't have open in front of you?
02:43 <Mort> sorry too many tales of abdomninable snowman
02:44 <Artimus> DC 15 will save
03:14 <Avatar> it doesn't seem afraid
03:28 <Artimus> I will move 5ft NE, 5ft east
03:41 <Artimus> end turn
03:45 <Avatar> it's Jerus' turn
03:53 <Siridar> Avatar: sup
03:59 <Avatar> yo sup
04:16 <Jerus> 4E, swing at it over Asmel
04:30 <Jerus> !throw 1d20+6 fatigued PA, 1d12+9 damage
04:30 <diebot> Jerus, fatigued PA, 1d12+9 damage: [1d20=3] 9
04:39 <Jerus> !throw 1d20+6 fatigued PA; 1d12+9 damage
04:39 <diebot> Jerus, fatigued PA: [1d20=2] 8; damage: [1d12=11] 20
04:43 <Mort> ned ot od any will save?
04:45 <Mort> for doingthat?
05:23 <Avatar> it's Asmel's turn
05:49 <Mort> oh dear :D
06:00 <Avatar> sorry
06:46 <Artimus> !throw 1d20+2 save
06:46 <diebot> Artimus, save: [1d20=6] 8
06:58 <Avatar> it's Mort's turn
07:16 <Mort> can I see it from U21
07:16 <Mort> ?
07:49 <Mort> k Ill take the will save?
07:56 <Mort> dungeoneering check?
08:10 <Mort> !throw 1d20+8 dungeoneering check
08:10 <diebot> Mort, dungeoneering check: [1d20=15] 23
08:12 <Mort> its bigger
08:17 <Mort> so I want ot have a look at new ablilties?
08:25 <Mort> its a biggero ne
08:28 <Mort> what if it has more bad things
08:31 <tristen> oh me oh my
08:37 <tristen> a weekend of DEATH
08:38 <Mort> scorching ray
08:48 <Mort> negative 8?
08:51 <Mort> hrmms..
08:52 <Mort> roll it
09:12 <Mort> !throw 1d20+5 
09:12 <diebot> Mort, 1d20+5: [1d20=6] 11
09:17 <Mort> probably misses anway
09:19 <Avatar> miss
09:24 <Avatar> it's Asmel's turn
09:50 <Asmel> !throw 1d20+7 will save
09:51 <diebot> Asmel, will save: [1d20=14] 21
10:14 <Asmel> nonlethally attack it with a scabbard
10:37 <Asmel> !throw 1d20+11 attack
10:38 <diebot> Asmel, attack: [1d20=7] 18
10:48 <Mort> hrm acutlaly my attack roll should be really much lower then that
10:52 <Asmel> !throw 1d6+8
10:53 <diebot> Asmel, 1d6+8: [1d6=5] 13
10:59 <Mort> keep forgetitng exhausted
11:02 <Asmel> 14 nonlethal
11:06 <Mort> so it should be 1d20+2 gah
11:24 <Mort> whats the difference between lethal and non lethal
11:25 <Avatar> the yeti attacks Asmel
11:38 <Mort> I see
11:43 <Mort> so you dont kill anyone while at it?
11:46 <Mort> oh.
12:29 <Mort> didnt he drop the dummy?
12:39 <Mort> so how do you use a shortspear, 2 claws
12:41 <Avatar> !throw 1d20+10; 1d20+10 claws
12:42 <diebot> Avatar, 1d20+10: [1d20=14] 24; claws: [1d20=11] 21
12:44 <Mort> and urm well, nevermind, Im confused
12:55 <Mort> hwod your ac get so high
13:21 <Mort> no
13:24 <Mort> its porbably worse :P
13:37 <Avatar> !throw 1d4+6+1d4+6
13:37 <diebot> Avatar, 1d4+6+1d4+6: [1d4=2; 1d4=4] 18
13:39 <Avatar> !throw 2d6
13:40 <diebot> Avatar, 2d6: [2d6=5,5] 10
14:59 * Mort is boggled
15:20 <Avatar> !throw 1d6
15:21 <diebot> Avatar, 1d6: [1d6=4] 4
15:23 <Asmel> -9
15:38 <Avatar> it's Artimus' turn
16:05 <Mort> yes but you have to ...
16:10 <Artimus> I will channel a heal, selectively excluding the yeti
16:15 <Artimus> !throw 2d6
16:15 <diebot> Artimus, 2d6: [2d6=5,3] 8
16:37 <Artimus> 20 feet west
17:00 <Artimus> end turn
17:11 <Avatar> it's Jerus' turn
17:49 <Jerus> clobber it, 5ft step back.
17:54 <Jerus> !throw 1d20+6 fatigued PA; 1d12+9 damage
17:55 <diebot> Jerus, fatigued PA: [1d20=6] 12; damage: [1d12=9] 18
18:24 <Mort> oh god..
19:05 <Jerus> "Should finish it off, yeah?"
19:11 * Mort nods
19:11 <Artimus> !throw 1d4+1
19:12 <diebot> Artimus, 1d4+1: [1d4=4] 5
19:30 <Artimus> that's rebuke death on Asmel
19:38 * Asmel wakes up
20:01 <Artimus> "That was a close one, friend."
20:14 <Artimus> "Mort, I know how you like to mercilessly slaughter animals."
20:22 <Artimus> "This one probably can't be left alive."
20:54 <Mort> "Finish it, jerus"
21:05 <Asmel> "Indeed it was. I saw my life before my eyes, and then there was someone - some divine being - a mysterious guide for my leaving soul."
21:06 * Jerus nods, finishing the yeti off.
21:08 <Mort> try to use cure light wounds
21:11 <Mort> wait
21:13 <Avatar> he dies
21:15 <Mort> haha
21:15 * Asmel looks at the yeti
21:17 <Mort> I can try acutlaly
21:18 <Artimus> "Yeah that was me."
21:24 <Mort> !throw 1d20+8 use magic device
21:24 <diebot> Mort, use magic device: [1d20=10] 18
21:27 <Mort> aw shit
21:28 <Asmel> what's on the yeti
21:29 <Mort> dont get iout
21:30 <Mort> hahah
21:34 <Mort> nothign ahpepns though
21:35 <Mort> its just for fun
21:44 <Mort> asmel duh
21:50 <Mort> but its just for fun sake
21:54 <Avatar> it has a shortpsear
21:57 <Avatar> shortspear
22:15 <Artimus> I will drop bull's strength
22:20 <Artimus> and cast cure moderate wounds on Asmel
22:45 <Artimus> !throw 2d8+3
22:45 <diebot> Artimus, 2d8+3: [2d8=4,3] 10
22:56 <Mort> "What condition are you in"
23:06 <Artimus> I want to investigate the training yard
23:07 <Asmel> move into the courtyard
23:13 <Artimus> to see if I can figure out how the monks sculpted the perfect physical body
23:13 <Asmel> behind the bushes
23:17 * Mort shudders
23:27 <Mort> "Need help?"
23:28 <Mort> can I help?
23:37 <Artimus> what's in the southeast corner?
23:48 <Asmel> Q16 now
23:57 <Artimus> I'll follow
24:00 <Jerus> I'll go check the room on the other side
24:02 <Jerus> Q9
24:07 <Artimus> I'll be behind Asmel
24:26 <Artimus> "Jerus, come over with us."
24:33 <Jerus> "Alright, alright."
24:42 <Artimus> "Go next to Jerus, up front."
24:53 <Asmel> poen door at p16
25:04 <Mort> "Feel like growing?"
25:12 <Mort> "Quarters look a little crammed though"
25:13 <Avatar> This fifteen-foot-by-thirty-foot room seems to have escaped the destruction found throughout the rest of the monastery. A statue, leaning against the northern wall, appears out of place among the rest of the room’s contents—clay pots, ruined sacks, and aged tools. The statue, made of finely carved stone with jade inlays, depicts a man with a serene face, standing in a meditative stance.
25:14 <Asmel> "Not yet"
25:29 <Mort> not sure when the timing will be
25:34 <Mort> druther early then late
25:34 <Asmel> "Let's check up north."
25:41 <Asmel> Q9
26:05 <Mort> and we're all dead if its so
26:05 <Mort> haha
26:08 <Asmel> "Hmmm... bunks for monks."
26:22 * Mort winces
26:26 <Artimus> I'll search it
26:26 <Artimus> @see
26:27 <diebot> Artimus, perception: [1d20=8] 18
26:32 * Mort looks disgusted
26:42 <Artimus> I go to the other room again
26:43 <Asmel> to X6
26:44 <Artimus> and search it
26:45 <Artimus> @see
26:45 <diebot> Artimus, perception: [1d20=11] 21
27:48 <Mort> "Hairs?"
27:48 <Artimus> "Mort, want to detect magic on this?"
27:52 <Mort> "Sure"
27:53 <Asmel> check the final room
27:55 <Mort> detect magic on hairs
27:57 <Mort> first
27:58 <Mort> btw
28:10 <Avatar> Mort is thrown back into the wall, blinded temporarily
28:15 <Mort> what the..?
28:19 <Artimus> "Yeah, this is probably the relic we're after."
28:21 <Mort> "oh no"
28:27 <Mort> "Well, can someone help me up"
28:30 <Mort> "And get me out of here?"
28:34 * Asmel offers a hand.
28:43 * Mort gropes for it
28:49 * Asmel pulls her up
28:52 <Mort> "Thanks awfully artimus"
28:54 <Mort> "For that"
28:59 <Artimus> I smile
29:00 <Mort> "Last time Im believing you"
29:19 <Mort> how long does the blind last
29:25 <Asmel> "I think we should send word to our venture captain."
29:45 <Mort> ah k
29:50 <Mort> "Phew."
29:54 <Mort> "Dont do that again"
30:00 * Mort glares at artimus
30:06 <Asmel> "Ah... the dangers of magic."
30:06 <Artimus> "Sarenrae's fire can overwhelm even the most powerful."
30:24 <Mort> "And whos idea was it?"
30:36 <Mort> "Our helpful cleric. I admit it served its purpose"
30:42 <Mort> detect magico n the statue
30:45 <Mort> I wonder what hes doing
30:49 <Mort> oopsI never learn
30:59 <Asmel> !throw 1d20+6 sense motive: what's going on with Artimus @Avatar
31:20 * Asmel prepares to knock Artimus out if worst comes to worst...
31:30 * Mort thinks asmel is a pessimist
31:35 <Mort> but what does the detect magic on statue give me
32:06 <Avatar> Artimus seems to be communicating with the statue
32:14 <Mort> lolz
32:35 <Mort> detect magic on statue doesnt give me anything?
32:47 <Asmel> it's probably powerful conjuration
32:54 <Mort> "Powerful conjuration"
33:02 <Mort> oh lol
33:04 <Mort> I mistake the names
33:10 <Mort> lol
34:07 * Mort leans against the wall while waiting for artimus to get back
34:21 <Mort> as in get back physically
34:25 <Mort> hes clearely ocupied with something else
34:26 <Mort> relaly?
34:27 <Mort> oh haha
34:31 <Asmel> "So Mort... why do you think the Ten sent us here?"
34:34 <Mort> "urm..what you doing there?"
34:37 <Jerus> "Almos' time to head on back, yeah?"
34:38 <Mort> "No idea"
34:57 <Mort> "Generally I thought we were here to take the braid?"
35:00 <Mort> "Then get it back?"
35:10 <Asmel> "No, I mean in the broad scheme of things..."
35:22 <Mort> "To be honest I know very little about the Ten"
35:35 <Asmel> "Why are they so interested in Tian Xia?"
35:39 <Mort> (player really knwos shit, despite all the knowledge checks)
35:46 <Mort> but character probably knwos tons..
35:51 <Asmel> "The Ten? noone knows that much about them."
35:56 <Mort> "Its a new place? New opportunities?"
36:09 <Asmel> "They're masked leaders of the Society, who tell the venture captains stuff."
36:09 <Mort> "We're pathfinders. We explore things, do stuff none have done before"
36:15 <Mort> "Oh."
36:22 <Mort> "But why do the venture captains listen to them?"
36:25 <Asmel> "And they've trying to get the prize to this tournament."
36:34 <Mort> "Probably its something important to them?"
36:58 <Mort> "Why do you think the ten are undead"
37:01 <Asmel> "And as far as I can tell, they're willing to steal it, or sent tens or hundreds of pathfinders to their deaths to get it."
37:06 <Mort> "Why would anyone want to live as undead?"
37:16 <Brunius> Any guesses as to Asmel's faction?
37:17 <Asmel> "Why don't you ask one?"
37:17 <Mort> "Or how much of their mental faculties would they maintain?"
37:21 <Brunius> Shadow Lodge, anyone?
37:27 <Mort> "I dont know?"
37:35 <Asmel> or maybe I'm just giving on a good show :)
37:44 <Brunius> Maybe !
37:58 <Asmel> "Didn't you meet one - outside the ruins outside Absalom?"
38:13 <Mort> hrm
38:16 <Mort> mort played fs2
38:18 <Mort> true..
38:21 <Mort> wait no
38:22 <Mort> she didnt
38:31 <Mort> "No I never did?"
38:31 <Asmel> "Look, the Hellwicks always stand for what they believe in."
38:47 <Mort> "You really puzzle me"
38:49 <Asmel> "Last I heard of my brother, he's wanted 'alive for torture' for aiding refugees..."
38:53 <Mort> "What?"
38:55 <Mort> "Why?"
39:01 <Mort> "Whats wrong aiding refugees?"
39:04 <Mort> "Wouldnt anyone do that?"
39:31 <Avatar> you all see Artimus blink, losing concentration momentarily
39:33 <Artimus> "Let's search the other rooms."
39:38 <Mort> "What was all that about?"
39:48 <Jerus> "You alright?"
39:49 <Mort> "We had a pretty nice conversation, me and asmel"
39:52 <Asmel> "What happened?"
40:19 <Artimus> "Just chatting with Jiang Dan. Nice guy."
40:26 <Mort> "Who is jiang Dan"
40:33 <Artimus> "Him." I point to the statue
40:38 <Asmel> "WHat about him."
40:40 <Mort> "He talks?"
40:41 <Asmel> "Are we done here?"
40:43 <Mort> "What did he tell you?"
40:44 <Artimus> "We enjoy the same plays."
40:55 <Mort> "youre telling me youre talking to a statue?"
40:57 <Artimus> I go to the other room
40:58 * Mort facepalms
40:58 <Artimus> ignoring Mort
41:00 <Mort> we all follow
41:10 <Asmel> "That's interesting."
41:12 * Asmel follows
41:31 <Artimus> I open the door
41:31 <Jerus> "Didn't know you spoke statue."
41:42 * Mort giggles
41:45 <Artimus> "It's a very cold language."
41:47 <Artimus> "Ha ha, get it?"
41:49 <Avatar> Eleven ruined mattresses and a few aged and cracked pots are this room’s only furnishings. A section of the ceiling has collapsed in the northwestern corner of the room, causing the wind to howl eerily as it blows over the building. A series of images has been carved into the still-standing sections of the room’s walls, each image indicating a humanoid in a series of different positions and 
41:50 <Avatar> stances.
41:56 <Mort> "can you teach me how to speak statue?"
41:57 <Artimus> I inspect the images
42:00 <Asmel> "Hmmm"
42:02 <Artimus> to see the ideal training regimen !
42:03 <Asmel> as do I
42:07 <Mort> "I want to learn more languages!"
42:16 * Asmel goes to the stairs and decends
42:24 * Mort follows but behind jerus
43:01 <Artimus> !throw 1d20+5 religion
43:01 <diebot> Artimus, religion: [1d20=8] 13
43:07 <Mort> !throw 1d20+8 religion
43:07 <diebot> Mort, religion: [1d20=2] 10
43:13 <Mort> oh man I finally failed haha
43:19 <Asmel> "Great. We've got the braid, we're done here, right?"
43:26 <Asmel> "Let's go."
43:28 <Mort> "Sounds so to me"
44:06 <Mort> "Sorry I dont bring an excavation dig with me"
44:10 <Mort> and I fked up haha
44:17 <Mort> for once. on knowledge rolls
44:23 <Artimus> I will copy the stances down
44:26 <Artimus> with chalk
44:32 <Mort> "need parchment?"
44:35 <Mort> "Or do you have sacks"
44:39 <Artimus> "I have sacks."
44:46 * Mort facepalms
44:53 <Mort> k
45:16 <Jerus> I want to draw a bit of a map on my way back. I have charcoal and parchment.
45:20 <Asmel> "My sister, Asmelia Hellwick, is wanted for Harbouring fugitives in Isger."
45:25 <Mort> "Ah I see he learns"
45:30 <Jerus> But yeah,lets get going.
45:45 <Mort> "Where is she now"
45:56 <Mort> Im not
46:05 <Asmel> "I don't know."
46:10 <Asmel> "At all."
46:12 <Mort> "Thats sad"
46:23 <Mort> "Maybe we'll find her someday?"
46:42 <Asmel> "She thinks it's best I don't know her location, so I can't be tortured for it."
46:46 <Artimus> I tell her what the statue told me
46:48 * Mort gulps
47:22 <Mort> what hte hell..?
47:36 <Mort> oh my
47:39 <Mort> thanks avatar and gosh
48:06 * Mort is midly boggled
48:08 <Mort> hehe
48:16 <Mort> ah k
48:56 <Mort> lol
49:00 <Mort> wrong critter
49:03 <Mort> now thats funny as heck
49:13 <Mort> said surrounding anyway hehe
49:50 <Mort> but yes failing that one was epic funny
50:06 <Asmel> I need to be off now
50:06 <Mort> it really is
50:10 <Mort> kk have fun
50:10 <Mort> lolz
50:14 <Asmel> I'll discuss mine later
50:44 <Mort> hes out
50:47 <Mort> so you cant talk to him anyway
50:49 <Mort> yeah
50:51 <Mort> he said he has to run
51:02 <Mort> is it okay if you tell us
51:04 <Mort> on skype
51:11 <Mort> how people usually do the climginb stuff across?
51:16 <Mort> oh dear
51:18 <Mort> just curious
51:20 <Mort> very curious
51:30 <Artimus> that yeti would have been a huge fucker on tier 4-5
52:00 <Mort> I burnt off too early
52:06 <Mort> else I could probalby have done SOMETHING
52:08 <Mort> damnit
52:08 <Mort> ah well
52:14 <Mort> teach me ot save resources next time
52:42 <Mort> now I need ot go shopping
52:45 <Mort> a LOT
52:49 <Avatar> mekkis and ballig get 2 prestige, mort princess and jerus get 1 prestige
52:53 <Jerus> plate armor time i think.
53:10 <Artimus> make sure it's mwk!
53:11 <Mort> yeah
53:17 <Artimus> so 1650 gold
53:17 * Avatar removes voice from Artimus Asmel Jerus Mort
53:22 <Avatar> if you have dayjob rolls make 'em now
53:31 <Mort> !throw 1d20+8 craft
53:31 <diebot> Mort, craft: [1d20=5] 13
53:36 <Mort> whats that on dayjob
53:50 <Artimus> 5 gold I think
53:54 <Avatar> 5gp
53:55 <Jerus> !throw 1d20+3 dayjob
53:56 <diebot> Jerus, dayjob: [1d20=10] 13
53:56 <Mort> lolz
54:04 <Jerus> my first bad one, actually.
54:06 <Artimus> yeah both got 5 gold
54:20 <Artimus> I have +11 heal, I might consider the vanity that lets me use it as a day job one day
54:48 <Mort> my first ever dayjob roll
54:50 <Jerus> Thanks for the game.
54:50 <Mort> and I fked it up
54:55 Jerus is now known as Hydrazine
55:06 Artimus is now known as Ballig
55:11 <Ballig> was a good one
55:37 <Ballig> so you guys know OOC (IC Artimus likes to keep knowledge to himself if it won't hinder the party by doing so), no one knows how to actually activate the braid
55:53 <Ballig> except the master of the monastery, who left the braid (and the monastery) many years ago and took one student with him
56:03 <Ballig> so the sequel will be tracking down the master or that student, so he can tell the society how to activate the braid
56:15 <Avatar> a couple of things I should have mentioned before the scenario started
56:42 <Avatar> if you complete all 3 quest for perfection scenarios using the same character, you get a boon
56:52 <Mort> I wont be around next week unless its a sunday
56:54 <Avatar> which may or may not be very helpful to you
56:56 <Mort> wait lemt echeck
56:59 <Mort> 17th I wont be around
57:06 <Avatar> also the faction missions in this series are very tricky
57:16 <Mort> I find it very funny
57:17 <Mort> me and the cat
57:18 <Mort> hahah
57:24 <Mort> though I swear....
57:27 <Avatar> there is an odd faction here or there which might get an easy one
57:30 <Avatar> but as far as faction missions go
57:37 <Mort> having 2 pious characters in party
57:37 <Avatar> you need to be super hardcore in making sure you complete it
57:39 <Mort> drives me bonkers
57:51 <Avatar> it's not easy mode faction missions here
57:56 <Mort> k noted
57:58 <Mort> doesnt relaly matter
58:04 <Mort> moer on this for the fluff around
58:09 <Avatar> tashes actually missed her faction mission quite early on
58:12 <Mort> but I guess on hindsight for this kind of scenario..
58:21 <Mort> mort is much better then khaz just becuase she is a packrat
58:27 <Mort> though when we really needed fly couldnt get it out
58:31 <Mort> really have all kinds of SHIT. in my bag >.<
59:27 <Mort> honestly wasnt too worried about the ghouls though i think it would be bad for anyone in there
59:29 <Mort> though
59:41 <Mort> Im immune to paralyze..
59:49 <Mort> at least from them
00:54 <Ballig> yeah, paladin of sarenrae and cleric of sarenrae in the same party
01:21 <Brunius> In the scenario I played today, I two hit something as a pally
01:30 <Brunius> Smite Evil is pretty cool
02:00 <Mort> not from morts point of view
02:09 <Mort> I think she would like to spend a nice long vacation
02:19 <Mort> without those 2 pious guys around
02:25 <Ballig> smite evil is great if you have the melee ability to hit
02:29 <Ballig> it sucks when you miss
02:58 <Avatar> question
03:04 <Avatar> do spell-like abilities look like you're casting spells
03:05 <Ballig> false
03:06 <Ballig> black bear
03:09 <Ballig> yeah
03:14 <Brunius> Dude, Smite gives you a bonus to hit
03:16 <Ballig> they act exactly like a spell
03:18 <Brunius> = cha bonus
03:21 <Ballig> oh does it
03:22 <Avatar> that's what I thought
03:24 <Ballig> in 3.5 it didn't
03:28 <Avatar> so yes you could tell 
03:35 <Ballig> ha
03:36 <Avatar> not so with supernatural abilities I take it
03:39 <Ballig> was he telling you I shouldn't be able to tell
03:50 <Ballig> that's what spellcraft is for
04:04 <Avatar> you can use spellcraft with supernatural abilities?
05:00 <Ballig> no, spell-like abilities
05:10 <Avatar> yeah
05:34 <Ballig> "Spell-like abilities function just like spells, but are granted through a special racial ability or by a specific class ability"
05:46 <Mort> should have just greased the spot outside the door I think
05:51 <Mort> oh wait
05:55 <Mort> wouldnt have made any difference
05:56 <Mort> sigh
06:00 <Ballig> why wouldn't it
06:01 <Ballig> it could've slipped
06:02 <Mort> not much.except maybe if he slipped
06:05 <Mort> scroll dc
06:07 <Ballig> ahhh
06:07 * Mort winces
06:12 <Ballig> yeah, don't buy scrolls that rely on a DC
06:19 <Ballig> it's a waste of gold and a waste of actions in combat
06:21 <Mort> its for whichever fker
06:24 <Mort> who wants to CHARGE me
06:28 <Mort> or to escape artist someone out of
06:34 <Mort> not combative
06:40 <Ballig> yeah, having it to cast on yourself to prevent being grappled is good
06:44 <Mort> no
06:48 <Ballig> yes
06:48 <Mort> cast it on the person who is getting grappled
06:54 <Ballig> no, cast it on yourself to prevent being grappled
06:55 <Ballig> :p
06:55 <Mort> so he can escape
06:57 <Mort> since you dont know
07:00 <Mort> that youe going to get grappled
07:04 <Mort> how do you KNOW that mobi s going ot grapple you
07:09 <Ballig> you might know
07:10 <Mort> itso nly after he grapples your teammate/you
07:16 <Ballig> what if it's a Grabber Grabby Crab
07:18 <Mort> if I pass my dungeoneering check
07:22 <Ballig> and you are like "oh no, it will grab me!"
07:22 <Avatar> does anyone know where the export button is in foxit reader
07:29 <Ballig> it's not in reader
07:30 <Ballig> it's in writer
07:33 <Avatar> oh jesus christ
07:35 <Avatar> that's why I can't find it
07:38 <Ballig> yep :p
07:44 <Mort> I dont htink alot of things I knwo when they are graplling
07:47 <Mort> until someone gets grappled
07:59 <Mort> generally I prefer will save stuff for crowd control
08:06 <Mort> reflex..some monsters are unaturally fast
08:11 <Mort> unaturally good saves
08:19 <Mort> whereas generally rogue/fighter types will fall to will
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09:06 <Mort> hideous laughter I think is easier to target people with
09:13 <Avatar> what happened phly
09:15 <Mort> but due to my conjuration focus my glitterdust is kind of
09:18 <Mort> hard to resist
09:26 <Phly> oh sorry i had internet problems today
09:31 <Mort> urm
09:33 <Phly> was cutting in and out
09:35 <Mort> well
09:40 <Mort> it was interesting
09:45 <Avatar> fair enough
09:53 <Mort> but yeah. replace scroll of fly, levitate, holy water..
09:59 <Mort> what else gah
10:36 <Phly> Avatar have u decided when we will finish off fridays game
10:57 * Mort grinz
10:58 <Mort> where
11:00 <Mort> pree
11:05 <Mort> tristen and hydrazine arent hard to find
11:32 <Spaceshot> so why isn't Asmel on the website?
11:47 <Mort> trying ot keep his class and faction secret
12:00 <Mort> whoever who is gming has his sheet I believe
12:06 <Spaceshot> because he's clearly cheesinf
12:09 <Spaceshot> cheesing*
12:24 <Avatar> I don't know why you'd want to
12:32 <Avatar> character knowledge I understand
12:35 <Avatar> but not player knowledge
12:50 <Avatar> I still have to keep it secret, but I think it's dodgy
12:58 * Mort shrugs, to each his own
13:01 <Spaceshot> technically you don't have to
13:03 <Mort> if the gm is happy doing it
13:05 <Mort> then I wouldnt bother
17:19 Avatar has changed the topic to: PFS: Sat 11am (Mekkis, new game) | CoTE: TBA || All times are AEDT (UTC+11:00) | D&D and Pathfinder Online http://dnd.ballig.net
18:11 <Phly> is nxt week labour day?
18:16 <Mort> its march
18:20 <Mort> there holidays in march?
18:22 <Mort> I dont think so
18:43 <Hydrazine> buh.
19:11 <Brunius> It is labour day
19:13 <Brunius> I think
19:39 <Mort> mines in may
19:42 <Mort> so if you excuse me
19:47 <Avatar> quest for perfection part 2 is probably in 2 week's time
19:54 <Avatar> sunday is still up in the air
19:58 <Mort> sat or sun
19:58 <Mort> k
20:04 <Spaceshot> avatar, you should come to phoenix tournament
20:06 <Hydrazine> So!
20:14 <Mort> my labour day is in may
20:17 <Mort> so no I wouldnt be around
20:22 <Mort> if you ran anything on a weekday
20:51 <Spaceshot> thinking of making my alchemist :P
21:06 <Mort> Anyway just making it official I wont be gming anything in here
21:13 <Mort> and I probably wont hang around much on weekdays either
21:14 <Mort> we'll see
21:18 <Mort> how I feel about the situation
21:59 <Hydrazine> An alch, Space?
22:04 <Hydrazine> Is it gonna be as cool as my monk?
22:17 <Mort> I dont like alchemists anyway
22:19 <Mort> no affinity
22:21 <Mort> but damn...
22:32 <Mort> I am curious though how other groups did the climbing bit
22:35 <Mort> its like was like wtf?
22:46 <Spaceshot> Hydrazine: you don't know of my alchemist?
22:50 <Hydrazine> No?
22:51 <Mort> its has something to do
22:54 <Mort> with visectionist
22:55 <Mort> 4 arm
22:59 <Mort> with people complaining its dodgy
23:00 <Spaceshot> 4armed duel wielding 2 2handed weapons
23:01 <Mort> anwayy
23:08 <Spaceshot> with sneak attack :P
23:08 <Hydrazine> Man, Akali has huge tits. Its seems like it should get in the way of ninja-ing.
23:10 <Mort> the idea boggles me so Im not going to look at it
23:29 <Spaceshot> the tits help her disctractioning
26:23 <Brunius> That's the theory behind Cathrane
27:54 <Avatar> Siridar: roll up a character !!
28:22 <Phly> Avatar u still havent ansered my question, when are we gonna finish off fridays game?
28:29 <Mort> he can only complete it
28:32 <Mort> when enough people are here
28:37 <Mort> you want to try to catch preebitz
28:53 <Phly> cant we like schedule it for nxt friday or something?
28:54 <Avatar> oh
29:00 <Avatar> we could finish that now if everyone was here
29:04 <Mort> tristen isnt
29:06 <Mort> preebitz isnt
29:12 <Mort> hydra is
29:13 <Avatar> yeah, nobody is
29:14 <Mort> but htats about it
29:16 <Mort> so thats not the point
29:20 <Avatar> preebitz hasn't been on since that game
29:22 <Mort> tristen and hydra arent hard to catch
29:24 <Avatar> actually I saw him on skype today!
29:31 <Mort> preebitz however is an unknown factor
29:39 <Mort> I wont be around on weekdays
29:40 <Phly> i mean can we scheldule it so its easier for me then haviing to troll this irc all day.
29:41 <Mort> at least semi here
29:46 <Mort> the problem is
29:48 <Brunius> What did you end up doing with today
29:49 <Mort> we dont knwo WHEN they will be around
29:54 <Brunius> The 8 people at a 6 person table
30:00 <Avatar> you mean idle on IRC all day
30:05 <Avatar> don't troll us
30:08 <Mort> QFP
30:14 <Phly> yea "idle"
30:18 <Avatar> I'm happy to schedule it
30:24 <Mort> I suggest you check when people can make it
30:28 <Avatar> when's convenient for you
30:29 <Mort> hydra and trist arent hard to catch
30:33 <Mort> you should ask ALL
30:34 <Mort> of them
30:36 <Mort> not just him :P
30:39 <Avatar> yeah, all of you
30:40 <Mort> but yeah can begin with him
30:41 <Mort> lol
30:43 <Mort> tristen cant answer you
30:44 <Phly> nxt friday would make alot of sense since thats when we originally had it
30:45 <Avatar> thank you mort
30:48 <Mort> hydra might
30:56 * Mort shrugs indifferently
31:02 <Mort> makes sense I guess :p
31:08 <Mort> though I thought you would have wanted it earlier..hehe
31:15 <Avatar> yeah it'll be very quick
31:17 <Mort> trist + hydra are around on weekdays
31:18 <Avatar> less than 30 mins I reckon
31:22 <Mort> phly. if you can get around on weekdays
31:26 <Mort> thats pretty much okay
31:29 <Mort> who else was around in that
31:39 <Mort> preebitz, phly..hydra, trist..
31:40 <Avatar> tristen, hydrazine, tashes
31:42 <Mort> missed anyone else?
31:43 <Avatar> and preebitz
31:43 <Mort> oh oh
31:45 <Mort> youre going to have a problem
31:47 <Mort> wtih tashes
32:09 <Avatar> Phly: are you available every weeknight?
32:13 <Hydrazine> huh?
32:20 <Avatar> Hydrazine: when are you available to finish first steps 3
32:27 <Avatar> through the week
33:00 <Mort> ah thats better
33:41 <Hydrazine> now?
33:44 <Hydrazine> just about?
33:45 <Mort> no use
33:46 <Mort> trist isnt here
33:50 <Avatar> not now, tashes and preebitz aren't here
33:52 <Siridar> Avatar: austnet's kinda died huh
33:53 <Mort> I think trist is easy to catch so
33:56 <Avatar> tristen we probably dont' need
34:05 <Avatar> Siridar: what are you talking about
34:21 <Siridar> 800 users online?
34:29 <Avatar> plenty
34:37 <Siridar> not really
34:42 <Avatar> roll up a character man
34:44 <Avatar> play some sweet pathfinder
34:46 <Avatar> it's the new d&d
34:56 <Phly> sorry i was away yea im free al weekdays
35:02 <Siridar> Avatar: how about no.
35:25 <Mort> thats not too hard I think
35:27 <Mort> all free weekdays
35:28 <Avatar> Hydrazine: do you have any days you're not available
35:31 <Mort> wont be hard ot catch hydra and trist
36:13 <Phly> im free all weekdays after 7pm
36:36 <Hydrazine> depends, what time? around when we started, most days.
37:14 <Avatar> maybe 4pmish
37:22 <Avatar> or 6pmish 
37:39 <Hydrazine> what time did we start today?
37:57 <Avatar> 13:15, but the latecomers delayed our startoff
38:18 <Phly> if we start at 4 ill need to take a 30 min break at 6 for dinner with the family is that okay?
38:21 <Avatar> got to the base camp at 14:00
38:40 <Avatar> we won't go until 6 if we start at 4
38:53 <Hydrazine> kinda late for me if I'm doing daytime stuff.
39:02 <Avatar> everyday?
39:04 <Mort> The last time I checked
39:14 <Mort> the time was 3.30pm on sunday
39:26 <Mort> so obviously I thoght there wasnt a game till then, and went out
39:32 <Mort> else usually Im never late
39:37 <Mort> unless I fked up something
39:43 <Avatar> don't worry about it mort
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40:56 <Mort> and I dont check gmail all the time
41:17 <Avatar> keep one eye on the topic
41:29 <Ballig> keep an eye on the topic, or change the address on the site to one that you check often
41:38 <Ballig> also, I seriously suggest setting a timezone http://dnd.ballig.net/user.php5
41:40 <Phly> if i miss part 1 of a game can i still do part 2 or part 3?
41:42 <Ballig> then the emails will be in your timezone
41:48 <Ballig> Phly: yeah
42:21 <Mort> unless the gm wants continuity
42:23 <Mort> for stuff
42:23 <Avatar> you can do any of them out of order
42:31 <Mort> but that is the gm's house rule and u can talk to him about it
42:34 <Avatar> if the GM wants continuity they can cry themselves a river
42:42 <Ballig> a GM shouldn't kick you out of a game
42:42 * Mort shrugs
42:47 <Ballig> just because you haven't played the part before it
42:50 * Mort wont comment on the subject
42:59 <Ballig> the "play, play, play" rule isn't in the PFS rulebook anymore, but I'm sure the spirit exists
43:25 <Ballig> basically "do anything you can to allow as many people as possible to play"
44:39 <tristen> heya
44:41 <Brunius> Sup
44:47 <Mort> ah trist
44:49 <Mort> HERE WE GO
44:50 <Brunius> You gonna go to this ruby pheonix thing?
44:52 <Mort> well avatar
44:58 <Mort> u can ask tristen now
44:58 <tristen> yeah i'm in
45:03 <Spaceshot> avatar should get in too
45:03 <tristen> i want to level oskar to 11
45:07 <Mort> when he is free on tuesday
45:07 <tristen> and see how he goes
45:07 <Spaceshot> then it could be us 4 at a table
45:15 <tristen> yeah i'm in
45:18 <Brunius> I'm not sure I want to play it
45:23 <Spaceshot> come on
45:26 <tristen> how'd you guys go today?
45:38 <Mort> I burnt my resources too early I think
45:39 <Brunius> Last time I built a mid-level character, they ended up with loads of unspent cash
45:41 <tristen> oskar was the sole survivor at our table!
45:41 <Mort> one last fight before the nasty
45:42 <Spaceshot> pretty well, the synthesist got paralysed twice
45:52 <Mort> oskar?
45:55 <Mort> your e serious?
45:56 <Mort> wht the fk
45:58 <Mort> were u doing
46:04 <Mort> oskar's cool but urm...
46:13 <Ballig> tristen: Mekkis' character survived by the skin of his teeth
46:22 <Ballig> he only survived because of a shirt reroll, and then only survived by 1hp
46:35 <tristen> darkest vengeance tier 1?
46:36 <Brunius> tristen: No shit?
46:42 <tristen> yeah no shit
46:43 <Mort> a bad...monster day
46:45 <tristen> dead paladin
46:47 <Mort> and I burnt my resources
46:47 <Brunius> We lost Roger in that scenario
46:48 <tristen> dead summoner!
46:49 <Brunius> In tier 1-2
46:55 <Mort> so I couldnt really do much
46:57 <Brunius> And failed the main mission
47:00 <Mort> I swear...
47:00 <Brunius> When we ran the hell away
47:04 <Ballig> did you play darkest vengeance
47:07 <tristen> yes
47:10 <Ballig> christ man
47:13 <Ballig> I thought we told oyu to avoid that :p
47:17 <tristen> unwinnable
47:23 <tristen> completely unwinnable
47:26 <Ballig> Bobbob survived that scenario, and only because he was made unconscious before the final encounter
47:29 <Ballig> and they had no way to revive him
47:44 <Brunius> Kaleb survived by running away
47:45 <tristen> oskar won clear by slamming a door!
47:58 <tristen> sweet door
48:26 <Mort> are you seroius?
48:31 <Mort> why didnt hte monster batter the door down
48:36 <Mort> ask hydra down here why he wouldnt..
48:51 <tristen> the monster was busy coup de gracing
48:56 <tristen> i slammed the door
48:57 <Brunius> :S
49:00 <tristen> got my sight back
49:05 <tristen> and, er fked off!
49:11 <Avatar> what's this?
49:14 <Avatar> did you guys play darkest vengeance
49:18 <tristen> aye
49:21 <Avatar> oh fuck that
49:30 <Mort> TRISTEN?
49:33 <Mort> you RAN AWAY?
49:35 <tristen> the dm was stoked!
49:46 * Mort doesnt knwo what to say
49:47 <tristen> yeah man i RAN
49:55 <Mort> but basically what happens on that situation
50:28 <Hydrazine> hey tris.
50:29 <tristen> actually, to be truthful i didn't run away
50:36 <tristen> i SWAM away XD
50:48 <Mort> you swam?
50:52 * Mort facepalms
51:01 * Mort wonders if darkest vengeance needs crowd control...
51:11 <Mort> so you dont get credits for the scenario?
51:12 <tristen> darkest vengeance needs banning
51:22 <tristen> nada
51:22 <Mort> the monster was really huge?
51:30 * Mort wonders what hydra's monk would od to him
51:36 <Mort> maybe tangle him in one fine knot
51:51 <tristen> mort you don't want to know
52:08 <Mort> why?
52:11 <Mort> its S and M!
52:13 <Mort> I like it!
52:15 <Hydrazine> Would do to who?
52:21 <Mort> to a nasty boss!
52:23 <Mort> what wouldnt you do
52:26 <tristen> heya hydra
52:29 <Mort> you would grope him?
52:36 <Mort> wouldnt you
52:40 <Mort> I know I shouldnt grope gnomes now :(
52:54 * Mort writes on the chalk board, " I shall not grope gnomes"
53:04 <Brunius> We should get the whole channel together
53:05 <Brunius> At a con
53:14 <Avatar> good one brunius
53:17 <Ballig> I would be interested in playing darkest vengeance at tier 4-5
53:20 <Ballig> tier 1-2 is just stupid
53:23 <Brunius> Yeah
53:33 <Brunius> Whatta u mean av
54:05 <Ballig> how about because like 1/3 of the channel is overseas
54:05 <Ballig> :p
54:12 <tristen> even then you could only metagame a win
54:19 <Brunius> So?
54:25 <Brunius> Meet ALL the channel-sters
54:26 <Ballig> are you paying the airfares
54:35 <Brunius> I am a student.
54:35 <Phly> lol^
54:58 <Avatar> yeah everyone has to come to melbourne for brunius' plan
55:01 <Ballig> other than maybe tristen because I don't know what he does for a living, I probably earn the most of us here
55:01 <Spaceshot> heh
55:07 <Ballig> and I won't be paying for airfares :p
55:08 <Mort> you sure
55:10 <Brunius> Probably !
55:10 <Avatar> paying their own way
55:13 <Brunius> what about Mekkis?
55:15 <Mort> that it doesnt uptier..whatever?
55:38 <Ballig> Mort: it might, but without giving much away the reason the final encounter is a suicide is because characters of that level have no way to be prepared for what it does
56:01 <Mort> ok
56:06 <Mort> blind is one thing
56:10 <tristen> and if by chance you could counter what it does
56:12 <Ballig> it's not blind
56:13 <Mort> but fk it we spent most of our time getting paralyzed
56:18 <tristen> it would just do it again the next round
56:19 <Mort> yeah he already said he was blinded
56:20 <Phly> how many ppl are already inmelbourne?
56:22 <Mort> uh huh
56:23 <tristen> and then the next round
56:26 <Mort> we just waded our way through..
56:27 <Brunius> 5-6?
56:27 <tristen> and then the next round...
56:28 <Mort> ghouls..
56:29 <Ballig> no he didn't say he was blinded
56:29 * Mort winces
56:36 <Mort> he said he recovered his sight
56:38 <Ballig> right
56:41 <Avatar> me, brunius, spaceshot, tristen, thelen
56:44 <Mort> so he was blind before then
56:46 <Ballig> no
56:50 <Ballig> there is no blindness
56:50 <Spaceshot> I think 6 if you count snypt
56:57 <Avatar> oh yeah! snypt
57:01 <Brunius> He hasn't been here in ages though
57:03 <Spaceshot> and Phly is in melb too
57:10 <Avatar> yeah and now you
57:22 <Phly> well we could all meet up at a melbourne game store, like good games melbourne or something?
57:36 <Avatar> some of these jokers go to good games blackburn when we are trying to run games in here
57:37 <Spaceshot> I think blackburn is easier
57:40 <Spaceshot> odly enough
57:42 <Hydrazine> hey tris, so you know how I'm playing a fighter and stuff?
57:46 <Brunius> Blacky is easier
57:47 <Avatar> when they are perfectly good candidates to play
58:05 <Phly> i never even knew there was one in blackburn
58:05 <Spaceshot> Avatar: you should come to blackburn on the weekend and play in the phoenix tournament
58:13 <Spaceshot> there is XD
58:24 <Avatar> I can't see myself being free on sundays anytime soon
58:24 <Phly> blackburn good games?
58:30 <Avatar> yeah
58:33 <Hydrazine> So my fighter today successfully rolled an attack twice.
58:38 <Spaceshot> why not?
58:39 <Hydrazine> as in, two.
58:57 <Spaceshot> why are your sundays currently booked?
59:03 <Avatar> unless ballig is going to run a scenario I've already played in
59:21 <Avatar> CoTE is more likely to start up the longer we leave it
59:22 <Spaceshot> I think the tournament is a whole weekend thing
59:26 <Spaceshot> it's a module thingy
59:42 <Avatar> well I'll have every second saturday off
59:53 <Avatar> sunday is still a problem
00:27 <Avatar> you can't just say oh but you're free saturday ! without clearing up sunday
01:36 <Brunius> Screw it
03:34 Topic for #d&d is: PFS: Sat 11am (Mekkis, new game) | CoTE: TBA || All times are AEDT (UTC+11:00) | D&D and Pathfinder Online http://dnd.ballig.net
03:34 Topic for #d&d set by Avatar at Sun Mar  4 19:15:01 2012
03:37 <Ballig> so it's a special module?
03:44 <Ballig> previous to 4.1 modules had tiers for all levels
03:45 <Ballig> now they don't
03:45 <Brunius> According to the sheet ryan gave us, we can apply it to any character
03:49 <Spaceshot> they didn't change this one till mid to late march
03:52 <Ballig> is it an updated sheet
03:52 <Spaceshot> that's why they're doing it now
04:01 <Asmel> according to Darkwhite, there's a special exception
04:05 <Spaceshot> yep
04:10 <Ballig> ah
04:27 <Mekkis> Avatar, I just realised that Asmel should be dead. Do you want to correct that before reporting?
04:34 <Brunius> Dude
04:35 <Avatar> why
04:38 <Brunius> Why should he be dead
04:45 <Mekkis> because shirt rerolls can only be used on d20s
04:51 <Brunius> and moreover, why are you pointing it out
04:57 <Avatar> reroll a d20 then
05:03 <Avatar> hang on
05:10 <Avatar> like, reroll the attack
05:14 <Spaceshot> basically he's saying he can't reroll damage which I guess he did
05:27 <Mekkis> sure
05:30 <Mekkis> !throw 1d20
05:31 <Avatar> if it hits, you're dead, if it misses, you're safe
05:32 <diebot> Mekkis, 1d20: [1d20=4] 4
05:35 <Ballig> +10
05:37 <Ballig> :p
05:38 <Avatar> er, 
05:38 <Avatar> wait
05:40 <Avatar> I reroll it
05:42 <Mekkis> what's the modifier
05:42 <Phly> sorry before i asked what pathfind code was i meant to ask what is PFS Number?
05:44 <Brunius> ha
05:46 <Ballig> it's +10
05:48 <Mort> Il lcheck the mods
05:53 <Mekkis> I'd be safe on a 14
05:55 <Mort> but i think his ac was 21ish
06:02 <Mekkis> my AC was exactly 21
06:08 <tristen> phly go to paizo.com and register
06:10 <Avatar> !throw 1d20+10
06:10 <diebot> Avatar, 1d20+10: [1d20=17] 27
06:13 <tristen> you'll get a pfs number
06:15 <Mekkis> ok
06:24 <Mort> so he died that round
06:26 <Avatar> man that sucks
06:27 * Mort sighs
06:28 <Brunius> Phly PM
06:32 <Mekkis> shit happens
06:40 <Mort> tahts damn strange
06:45 <Mort> when you think about the whole scenario
06:51 <Hydrazine> payday!
06:52 <Mort> when you roll retroactively
07:01 <Mort> its like who helped me up when I was on the ground
07:04 <Mekkis> note to self: when creating a melee-based character, consider more than 10 constitution
07:09 <Mort> YES
07:10 <Mort> youre an arse
07:14 <Ballig> ha
07:17 <Mort> didnt I tell you everyone should get 12 cons..?
07:18 <Mekkis> it was fun while it lasted
07:20 <Mort> and if you melee make it 14?
07:21 <Avatar> I've had Buck at -13 with similar dramas
07:21 <Mort> hahaha
07:25 <Avatar> he has a 14 con
07:29 <Mekkis> so Mort 
07:30 <Mort> I had 11...
07:33 <Mort> yeah
07:41 <Mekkis> how do you feel about adventuring with a Paladin?
07:43 <Mort> I believe honestly EVERYONE should get 12 cons
07:45 <Mort> irritating
07:46 <Brunius> GO PALADINS
07:48 <Mort> pallies and clerics
07:49 <Mort> DRIVE ME NUTS
07:56 <Ballig> :)
07:57 <Mekkis> did Asmel drive you nets?
07:59 <Mekkis> nuts?
08:00 <Spaceshot> how about deaf oracles?
08:01 <Mort> yes
08:09 <Mort> considering Id slap you more
08:11 <Ballig> did Artimus drive you nuts
08:11 <Mort> with longsword
08:13 <Mort> yes
08:15 <Avatar> mort you haven't been updating your prestige/fame on your sheet
08:17 <Mort> but I feel like slapping
08:18 <Avatar> apparently you have 0/0
08:22 <Mort> what?
08:28 <Avatar> have a look
08:29 <Brunius> Man now I have to decide what I'll assemble first
08:34 <Brunius> Out of what I bought off spaceshot
08:34 <Mekkis> what?
08:36 <Spaceshot> haha
08:40 <Avatar> oh, you put it at the bottom
08:44 <Spaceshot> well, finish off the walker
08:46 <Spaceshot> since it's half done
08:48 <Mort> isnt it
08:50 <Spaceshot> and go from there
08:51 <Mort> at the bototm
08:52 <Mort> of my sheet?
08:53 <Avatar> you have prestige and fame at the bottom and PA in your currency section not being updated
08:55 <Mort> ya thats why I was asking
08:59 <Mort> Ohs
08:59 <Brunius> That's crap pose man
09:00 <Brunius> So static
09:02 <Mort> I stuffed it at the bototm
09:09 <Avatar> what's 14/16 prestige and 19/19 fame
09:17 <Mort> prestidge?
09:18 <Avatar> prestige and fame go up together
09:22 <Spaceshot> I was thinking of AT-AT when I was building the legs
09:25 <Avatar> 14/16 means 14 prestige and 16 fame
09:27 <Spaceshot> you don't really see them unstatic
09:29 <Mort> I lost some prestige for some scnearios here and there
09:36 <Mort> I didnt get full 2 point bonus
09:39 <Ballig> er
09:41 <Mort> like I failed ot taunt a troll
09:41 <Ballig> that's not how fame works
09:42 <Spaceshot> or whatever the 2 legged ones are called
09:48 <Brunius> at st
09:52 <Brunius> or at pt
09:55 <Ballig> prestige is what prestige you have right now, fame is the total pool of prestige you've ever earned
10:05 <Mort> you see
10:09 <Ballig> so I do three scenarios, I get +2 prestige, +2 prestige, +1 prestige
10:10 <Mort> if I didnt fail 2 andoran factions
10:11 <Ballig> I now have 5/5
10:12 <Mort> I would have gotten 
10:15 <Ballig> I spend 2 on a wand, I now have 3/5
10:16 <Spaceshot> which reminds me, I need to buy that wayfinder
10:20 <Mort> 16/18 pa
10:24 <Ballig> doesn't matter what you would have gotten
10:28 <Ballig> only matters what you got
10:30 <Avatar> 16 prestige and 18 fame?
10:39 <Mort> was we be goblins 1 fame or 1 prestige?
10:42 <Avatar> if you fail 2 andoran missions
10:42 <Mort> i remember htat one was abit weird
10:44 * Mort shrugs
10:45 <Ballig> it can't be 16/18
10:49 <Ballig> that's only possible if she got every point of prestige
10:53 <Mort> ya but anwyay I got 14/16
10:55 <Ballig> goblins is 1 prestige AND fame
10:57 <Mort> so thats my prestige
11:02 <Mort> what oh dear
11:06 <Ballig> so it has to be uneven
11:11 <Mort> then I should be at 13/15
11:11 <Ballig> well, guess not has to
11:19 <Avatar> have you ever bought a wand with your prestige
11:20 <Mort> and 18/18
11:21 <Mort> yes
11:22 <Mort> clw
11:23 <Mort> of course
11:25 <Mort> who doesnt
11:25 <Ballig> no, ignore 18/18
11:26 <Hydrazine> Where does fame come from anyway?
11:28 <Ballig> that doesn't exist
11:29 <Mekkis> Mort, just look at Paizo.com
11:38 <Mekkis> it should have your total fame
11:44 <Mort> arggh
11:46 <Ballig> Hydrazine: fame is your total prestige as if you had never spent any
11:51 <Hydrazine> ahh.
12:03 <Mort> that makes sense
12:06 <Mort> so its 15/15
12:07 <Mort> thats easier
12:09 <Ballig> 13/15
12:10 <Mort> I m not lookign at sites
12:11 <Mort> yeah
12:12 <Mort> god damn
12:27 <Mort> Ill fix my sheet right now
12:37 * Mort wants a long vacation, from ANY clerics or paladins
12:49 <Spaceshot> Fame is used as a requirement to buy things, let it be with gold (which is the usual) or with Prestige when buying faction rewards
13:05 <Ballig> it's not our fault you were desecrating a poor, innocent snow leopard
14:17 <Ballig> Artimus will make sure you redeem yourself
14:31 <Avatar> put your PFS# on your sheet
16:15 <Avatar> should've seen what our party decided to do when we played that scenario
16:34 <Mekkis> looks like now my gnome percentage has increased
17:34 <Phly> wtf Phly is already in use :(
17:41 <Phly> on paizo
17:57 <Avatar> is it in use by you
18:12 <Phly> nope i havent made an account
18:18 <Phly> till now
18:21 <Avatar> how did you download the PFS guide
18:23 <Ballig> make it Phly1
18:24 <Mort> god...
18:25 <Ballig> we've all had to do that
18:28 <Ballig> even Bobbob was in use
18:29 <Avatar> you had to make an account to do that
18:32 <Mort> I have to put up with him next scenario?
18:38 <Ballig> I mean seriously, it's Bob Bob and it was in use, so stupid
18:38 <Brunius> Brunius wasn't
18:40 <Brunius> Kaleb wasn't
18:54 <Ballig> Avatar: he got it from somewhere else
18:58 <Ballig> he was going out of his way not to create an account
19:04 <Ballig> it's why he asked originally if the 2008 version was okay
19:06 <Brunius> I don't think I've had to do it for any of my characters
19:25 <Avatar> didn't you end up getting the proper one
19:43 <Ballig> I believe he did
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22:53 <Ballig> should I get a cloak of resistance or +1 to my shield?
23:03 <Brunius> yes
23:10 <Brunius> Get the +1
23:25 <Brunius> A cloak takes up a slot
23:32 <Mekkis> a +1 cloak?
23:34 <Brunius> On Bobbob is this?
23:48 <Brunius> Doesn't Bobbob always drop his shield anyway
25:05 <Mekkis> hmmm
25:15 <Ballig> this is my level 3 cleric 
25:26 <Ballig> Bobbob already has a cloak of resistance
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42:01 <Mekkis> Ballig, can I add a game to the schedule?
42:18 <Avatar> not while you've already got one scheduled
42:21 <Mekkis> ah
42:25 <Brunius> ha ha !
42:26 <Mekkis> someone else already added it
42:38 <Mekkis> ah
42:45 <Mort> anwyay I think khaz will be around more mort not so much
42:53 <Mekkis> I can no longer accept an invitation for myself
42:56 <Mekkis> hmmm
43:27 <Avatar> do you want an invite to your own game
43:33 <Mekkis> not really, no
43:53 <Mekkis> why not, Mort?
44:51 <Ballig> yeah you aren't meant to get an invite to your own games
44:55 <Ballig> Avatar was just sending invites to everyone
45:06 <Ballig> but it's confusing to see the GM in the list of accepted players
45:50 <Brunius> lol
45:55 <Brunius> night guys
46:07 Brunius is now known as Brunius_AFK
46:08 <Mekkis> it's funny how all the non-WoTC stuff can't write "Dungeons and Dragons" on their books
46:23 <Mekkis> so they say "Version 3.5 of the World's Most Popular Roleplaying Game"
46:30 <Brunius_AFK> Yeah
46:43 <Ballig> yeah I've seen that
46:57 <Mekkis> (I'm wondering when they'll replace it with "Version 3.5 of the Former World's Most Popular Roleplaying Game"
47:06 <Ballig> ha
47:16 <Ballig> I think I've seen "Version 3.5 of a popular RPG"
47:43 <Mekkis> "I've played the third edition and the subsequent iterations of the World's Most Popular
47:43 <Mekkis> Roleplaying Game since about the time they were put on the market. "
48:17 <Ballig> huh, me too
48:21 <Ballig> :p
48:35 <Brunius_AFK> How far does pf have to go before it's most popular
55:55 <Avatar> it already is
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57:41 <Mekkis> Avatar, is your XDCC thing still working
57:43 <Mekkis> ?
57:46 <Mort-> Hydra
57:51 <Mort-> Same channel
57:51 <Mekkis> Mort needs a copy of the DMG 
57:51 <Avatar> yeah
57:56 <Mort-> I'm on cell
57:58 <Avatar> getting nothing from you though
58:03 <Avatar> the 3.5 DMG?
58:14 <Mekkis> ja
58:47 <Mort-> Won't work
58:51 <Mort-> I'm on cell
58:55 <Mort-> And having dinner
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06:46 <Phly> What scenario did u guys run today?
06:56 <Mort-> Qfp
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07:48 <Phly> Omg I hate my Internet
09:15 <Phly> Is there any chance u guys are gonna run first steps any time soon?
09:31 <Ballig> yeah Avatar and I are discussing it now
09:41 <Hydrazine> to finish it you mean?
09:59 <Avatar> not tonight
10:08 <Phly> I mean part 1 I wasn't here when u guys started it
10:12 <Avatar> Hydrazine: when is too late for you on a weeknight
10:58 <Phly> Like right now is my latest on a week night since I have to go to bed at about 10 but I can still stay on the irc
11:19 <Avatar> hydrazine will need to be in bed earlier than you
11:35 <Hydrazine> trying to convert times.
11:55 <Ballig> give us a figure from now
12:00 <Ballig> like "2 hours ago" or "2 hours from now"
12:14 <Hydrazine> like 5 hours ago.
12:22 <Ballig> to start or finish?
12:25 <Phly> Lol what
12:28 <Hydrazine> maybe only 4 if i'm pushing it. to finish it.
12:33 <Hydrazine> I'm American, Phly.
12:37 <Hydrazine> Its 6 in the morning now.
13:09 <Ballig> bedtime
13:29 <Phly> 6 in the morning that's get out of bed time for me
13:40 <Avatar> that's 7pm our time
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14:23 <pooko1000> if u tink this is over you're wrog
14:27 <Ballig> `ban pooko1000
14:28 * ChanOP sets ban on *!*herbert@*.bigpond.net.au
14:28 ChanOP has kicked pooko1000 from #d&d ((Ballig) You are banned)
14:31 <Ballig> who was that
14:32 <Avatar> lol
14:42 <Phly> Lol random
14:45 <Avatar> Phly: how lenient are your parents going to be if you tell them you have a scheduled game at x o'clock
14:45 ChanOP gives channel operator status to Ballig
14:52 <Avatar> that's going to go for 30 mins
15:01 * Ballig sets ban on *!*@cc3694d7.bigpond.net.au
15:22 <Avatar> some parents are better with this stuff than others
15:54 <Phly> Depends on time
16:05 <Avatar> well when did you say dinner was, 6.30?
16:19 <Avatar> what if we had to start at 6.15
16:25 <Phly> 6 but I can skip it once in awhile
16:56 <Avatar> I don't think it'll push into your dinnertime but I'd like to make sure
17:06 <Phly> I can make 6 15 I'll just ask my parents if I can eat earlier on that day
17:08 <Avatar> you don't want to miss half of the last part of the session
17:45 <Avatar> would be good to aim for like maybe 4pm, or 5.30pm if people have work
19:16 <Phly> How long would the game take?
19:23 <Avatar> 30 mins max
19:59 <Phly> Okay in that case I can make anytime before 9 30 pm
20:08 <Avatar> cool
20:33 <Phly> Oh but after 3 30 pm since I have school
20:38 <Avatar> I'll set up a schedule by tomorrow night at the latest
20:55 <Avatar> yeah after 3.30
22:10 <Phly> Do u guys like ever log off the irc?
22:54 <Mekkis> nope
23:01 <Avatar> what for
23:11 <Mekkis> what is the log off you speak of?
24:37 <Phly> Well I think it's time I went to to sleep. Cya guys later
24:48 <Avatar> gg
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41:40 <ManFriday> Good morning?
43:23 <Hydrazine> Morning.
43:31 <ManFriday> And how are you today?
44:57 <Hydrazine> Not bad.
45:01 <Hydrazine> Theorizing!
45:18 <ManFriday> Mm? Excellent!
45:23 <ManFriday> What would that involve, haha.
47:02 <ManFriday> Muh, I really want to do something but it's snowing and nobody is awake anywhere!
47:14 <Hydrazine> Snowing? American, huh?
47:21 <ManFriday> England
47:22 <Hydrazine> Or Canadian?
47:29 <ManFriday> Nope nope nope!
47:35 <Hydrazine> It ain't morning over there. Or, wait. for one more hour it is huh
47:40 <ManFriday> Haha
47:45 <ManFriday> Quarter of an hour, yes
47:57 <Hydrazine> I was attempting to use time and weather to deduce your position.
48:01 <Hydrazine> It was a fair shot, really.
48:07 <Hydrazine> morning and winter
48:08 <ManFriday> Mhmm
48:14 <ManFriday> Yes indeedycakes
48:17 <ManFriday> What about you?
48:23 <Hydrazine> its 7am and warm.
48:28 <Hydrazine> and my tomatoes are almost ripe
48:37 <ManFriday> Coo
48:38 <ManFriday> :!
48:46 <ManFriday> Green fingered, then?
49:23 <Hydrazine> Getting there.
49:25 <ManFriday> ...East coast of America?
49:31 <Hydrazine> I planted a little tomato seedling in December.
49:32 <Hydrazine> Yes.
49:39 <Hydrazine> It was about 4 inches tall.
49:47 <ManFriday> My mother has an extraordinary talent
49:51 <Hydrazine> Now its about 3 or 4 feet.
49:55 <ManFriday> In which she kills every vegetable she touches
49:59 <Hydrazine> And its got a few tomatoes the size of my fist.
49:59 <ManFriday> She is black-tumbed
50:04 <ManFriday> *thumbed
50:05 <ManFriday> Wow
50:08 <ManFriday> That is quite something
50:11 <Hydrazine> And I have rather big hands.
50:19 <ManFriday> Mm?
50:21 <ManFriday> Dear me
50:28 <Hydrazine> Theres about 3 turning ripe, and I think 10 more still growing.
50:45 <ManFriday> Are you going to eat them individually, or make a soup or something?
50:49 <ManFriday> Or even stuffed tomatoes
51:02 <Hydrazine> well.
51:06 <Hydrazine> I like 'em on sammiches.
51:09 <Hydrazine> And by themselves.
51:18 <Hydrazine> And use them in cooking.
51:24 <ManFriday> Mhmm
51:26 <ManFriday> Good good
51:27 <ManFriday> P:
51:28 <Hydrazine> I offered a trade with a relative growing her own peppers.
51:44 <ManFriday> Hmm
51:51 <ManFriday> I think you're getting the raw end of the deal
51:56 <ManFriday> Tomatoes > Peppers
52:08 <Hydrazine> oh, these are scotch bonnets friend.
52:14 <Hydrazine> Srs business peppers.
52:18 <ManFriday> Oh coo
52:19 <ManFriday> :!
52:41 <Avatar> ManFriday: are you keen to play some sweet sweet pathfinder
52:52 <ManFriday> Yes indeed
52:55 <ManFriday> With the one caveat
52:59 <ManFriday> That you tell me what pathfinder is
53:00 <ManFriday> P:
53:05 <Avatar> it is a sweet game
53:11 <Avatar> have you played d&d
53:17 <ManFriday> Sort of
53:20 <ManFriday> I've DMd
53:29 <Avatar> but never played?
53:31 <ManFriday> After a fashion
53:32 <ManFriday> Nope!
53:34 <ManFriday> Wanted to
53:37 <Avatar> how did you manage to do that
53:37 <ManFriday> But never managed it
53:43 <ManFriday> I don't even /know/
53:46 <Avatar> haha
53:48 <Avatar> what edition?
53:59 <ManFriday> Three point five, I think
54:07 <Avatar> pathfinder is d&d 3.75
54:07 <ManFriday> We were playing a homebrew sort of thing
54:12 <ManFriday> Okey doke
54:15 <ManFriday> Run me through it
54:20 <ManFriday> And I'll give it my best shot
54:26 <Avatar> how did you find the channel
54:44 <ManFriday> I was incredibly bored and typed "d&d irc channel" into google
54:45 <ManFriday> P:
54:47 <Hydrazine> I thought you were just here to bullshit with me.
54:57 <Avatar> we do too much of that already
55:02 <ManFriday> I also typed "Wanting to annoy Hydrazine", too
55:08 <Avatar> ManFriday: click on the getting started link
55:09 <ManFriday> But that was a secondary priority of mine
55:16 <ManFriday> Erm
55:17 <Avatar> and get everything there, most notably the rulebook
55:22 <ManFriday> Wwwwwhere
55:27 <ManFriday> Wait I am on mibbit
55:28 <Avatar> http://dnd.ballig.com
55:39 <ManFriday> Thanks muchly
55:43 <Avatar> er
55:46 <Avatar> http://dnd.ballig.net
55:50 <ManFriday> Server not found
55:54 <ManFriday> Great
55:54 <Avatar> yeah sorry
55:57 <Avatar> you'd think I'd know by now
55:57 <ManFriday> Thanks
56:04 <ManFriday> .net?
56:10 <Avatar> .net
56:10 <ManFriday> Haha
56:20 <ManFriday> Getting started guide, right
56:26 <ManFriday> And then
56:31 <Avatar> getting started
56:34 <Avatar> click on your skill level
56:35 <ManFriday> Newbie, presumably?
56:39 <Avatar> then get everything
56:51 <ManFriday> Okay dokay
56:52 <Avatar> played d&d I guess
57:13 <ManFriday> Nope I am going with absolute beginner
57:19 <ManFriday> Because it wasn't a proper session
57:21 <ManFriday> 9_9
57:23 <ManFriday> Ah well
57:32 <Avatar> up to you
57:42 <ManFriday> Which one do I want
57:45 <ManFriday> Core rulebook
57:49 <ManFriday> SRD
57:53 <ManFriday> ...SRD
57:54 <ManFriday> It's free
57:55 <ManFriday> P:
57:55 <Avatar> pick your favourite
58:18 <ManFriday> Ah okay
58:32 <ManFriday> And the Pathfinder guide?
58:41 <Avatar> yes
58:55 <Avatar> you'll need to create an account on the paizo site, but that's pretty painless
59:04 <Avatar> and it is free
59:08 <ManFriday> Flippety
59:09 <ManFriday> Fine
59:12 <Avatar> even though you have to "add it to your cart"
59:16 <ManFriday> Yeah
59:16 <Avatar> and "check out"
00:01 <ManFriday> Yep
00:36 <ManFriday> Untick all of the "Paizo will send me junk mail" stuff
00:37 <ManFriday> Haha
00:41 <Avatar> yeap
01:17 <ManFriday> Okay great done that
01:43 <ManFriday> Doop doop...
01:49 <ManFriday> Augh character sheet
02:05 <Avatar> once you get the PFS guide, turn to chapter 2
02:11 <Avatar> there's a step-by-step to build a character
02:24 <Avatar> although choosing a class should really be first
02:40 <Avatar> for some reason it wants you to choose ability scores first
02:49 <ManFriday> The uh
02:52 <ManFriday> http://www.d20pfsrd.com/home
02:53 <ManFriday> This?
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03:43 <ManFriday>  /arg/ I have no clue what I'm doing
03:47 <ManFriday> It gave me a character sheet
03:53 <ManFriday> The download from Paizo
04:41 <ManFriday> Yeah it's just a zip file containing a character sheet
05:54 <ManFriday> Ah okay downloaded the wrong thing whoops
08:44 <Mekkis> ??fatigued
08:47 <ManFriday>  /okay/ /great/ I finally got the right thing
09:06 <ManFriday> Chapter two, Character creation
09:34 <ManFriday> Avatar, uh... "Characters can be of any age"
09:48 <ManFriday> Does this mean I can have a three year old fighting?
10:19 <Avatar> uh
10:29 <Avatar> any age using the minimums proivded
10:31 <ManFriday> It says there's now detriment to their skill
10:32 <ManFriday> :3333
10:32 <Avatar> in the additional rules chapter
10:35 <ManFriday> Aw come /on/
10:38 <ManFriday> FINE
10:47 <ManFriday> My three year old monk will never roam the streets
10:57 <Avatar> one day he wil
11:03 <ManFriday> Haha
11:03 <Avatar> I think 16 is the minimum age for a human
11:08 <ManFriday> Damn
11:16 <ManFriday> You're not even allowed a child?
11:32 <ManFriday> Okay so in terms of a first-time class
11:32 <Avatar> it's something like 15 minimum, and then +1d6 or something
11:36 <ManFriday> What would you recommend
11:41 <ManFriday> And where should I write this down?
11:42 <Spaceshot> technically you can have any age, but you will have to have a legitimate reason as to why you're that age if it's odd
11:53 <ManFriday> I see
12:00 <Avatar> yeah, under 'age' :P
12:11 <Avatar> you dont' need a legit reason
12:14 <Avatar> what's considered odd
12:15 <ManFriday> Right, right
12:22 <ManFriday> Should I open a doc or something
12:23 <Mekkis> I would recommend a sorcerer as a first class...
12:23 <ManFriday> :?
12:27 <Spaceshot> od is probably <15 and >100 for a human
12:34 <ManFriday> Mhmm
12:38 <Spaceshot> also, try not to listen to mekkis
12:39 <Avatar> do you have the character sheet template
12:43 <ManFriday> Yes!
12:45 <ManFriday> That I do
12:49 <Avatar> yeah open that
12:51 <Spaceshot> he doesn't necessarily have your best interests in mind
12:53 <Spaceshot> XD
12:55 <Avatar> Mekkis: it's not really his first time
12:58 <ManFriday> Wilfred de Bjeauren
13:01 <ManFriday> That's a good name
13:03 <ManFriday> I shall use that
13:06 <Avatar> love it
13:41 <Hydrazine> I dig it
13:43 <ManFriday> Haha
15:05 <ManFriday> Level one
15:08 <ManFriday> Lawful neutral
15:31 <ManFriday> Deity...
15:33 <Spaceshot> class?
15:34 <Spaceshot> XD
15:36 <ManFriday> Uh, satan
15:43 <Spaceshot> lol
15:45 <ManFriday> What's a good deity
15:56 <ManFriday> I worship Nyarla'othep
15:56 <Avatar> you don't need a deity
15:57 <Spaceshot> there's a list, you don't require one though
16:05 <ManFriday> Okey doke
16:05 <Avatar> unless you're playing a cleric
16:16 <ManFriday> Atheist cleric, haha
16:30 <ManFriday> Homeland...
16:56 <ManFriday> Pattington, I don't know
17:02 <Avatar> follow the step by step guide man
17:05 <Avatar> you are making it harder for yourself 
17:08 <Avatar> haha
17:10 <ManFriday> I GUESS
17:29 <Avatar> I GUESS
17:38 <ManFriday> It says stuff like
17:41 <ManFriday> "Select your class"
17:46 <ManFriday> That is not... supremely helpful
17:52 <Avatar> okay so
17:55 <Avatar> go back to the main rulebook
17:58 <Avatar> and look at all the classes
18:01 <ManFriday> Yes
18:05 <Avatar> get a feel for them and pick one that you like best
18:16 <ManFriday> Is there one that is easy for a first-time player
18:18 <ManFriday> P:
18:33 <Avatar> not really
18:36 <Avatar> mekkis swears by sorcerer
18:38 <ManFriday> Ah yes,  Druidic Medusa
18:42 <Avatar> but many would disagree with him
18:45 <ManFriday> That's a good class/race
19:16 <Avatar> there's druid
19:20 <ManFriday> Rrranger?
19:27 <Avatar> yep ranger works
19:30 <Mekkis> that's difficult
19:35 <ManFriday> |:I
19:41 <Avatar> is it
19:52 <Hydrazine> Rrrrranger!
19:54 <ManFriday> Okay Avatar just give me a class now
19:55 <ManFriday> P:
19:59 <Hydrazine> monk!
20:03 <ManFriday> Throw science at the wall
20:04 <ManFriday> Okay that works
20:07 <Avatar> if you don't really care
20:08 <ManFriday> I am a monk
20:09 <Avatar> do it like this
20:09 <Hydrazine> Alchemist!
20:31 <Avatar> !rng bard barbarian fighter cleric druid monk paladin ranger rogue sorcerer wizard
20:31 <diebot> Avatar, monk
20:32 <Mort-> No!
20:39 <Avatar> there you go, play a monk
20:40 <Mort-> That's stupid
20:42 <ManFriday> And I am suddenly unable to find
20:44 <Hydrazine> diebot hath spoken!
20:48 <ManFriday> The class section
20:48 <Avatar> haha that is stupid
20:49 <ManFriday> On the sheet
21:00 <Avatar> it's up the top
21:12 <Avatar> oh, on the PDF
21:21 <ManFriday> Yeeeah
21:27 <ManFriday> It appears to be missing to my eyes
21:51 <Avatar> top-right
21:59 <Mekkis> !rng Alchemist Barbarian Bard Cavalier Cleric Druid Fighter Gunslinger Inquisitor Magus Monk Oracle Paladin Ranger Rogue Sorcerer Summoner Witch Wizard
22:00 <Avatar> big section called Class Recorder
22:01 <diebot> Mekkis, Inquisitor
22:04 <ManFriday> Player?
22:08 <ManFriday> Oh
22:23 <ManFriday> I see no such thing
22:25 <ManFriday> :0
22:33 <Avatar> see where it has str/dex/con etc
22:34 <ManFriday> I am using the "PathfinderRPGCharacterSheet"
22:39 <ManFriday> If that helps
22:43 <ManFriday> Yes I do
22:57 <Avatar> where did you get that
23:25 <ManFriday> On the paizo website
23:29 <ManFriday> :!
23:33 <Avatar> no forget that
23:37 <Avatar> look, get this: http://dnd.ballig.net/charsheets/Character%20Sheet%20Template%20(Pathfinder%20Society).txt
23:54 <ManFriday> Into a word doc?
24:02 <ManFriday> BLUH I manage to do everything wrong
24:03 <ManFriday> Haha
24:40 <ManFriday>  /okay/ earwigo
24:42 <Avatar> no forget word
24:59 <ManFriday> Uh
25:01 <ManFriday> Okay?
25:04 <Mekkis> notepad is good
25:05 <ManFriday> Notepad?
25:06 <Avatar> just use notepad
25:09 <Mekkis> notepad++ is better
25:12 <Mekkis> vi is king!
25:21 <Avatar> notepad is fine :P
25:43 <ManFriday> And thus I started my third character sheet in as many minutes
25:44 <ManFriday> P:
25:52 <ManFriday> PFS number?
26:01 <Avatar> worry about that later
26:09 <ManFriday> Faction: Lawful Neutral
26:12 <ManFriday> Presumably?
26:16 <Avatar> alignment is lawful neutral
26:23 <Avatar> the PFS guide explains the factions
26:26 <Avatar> follow the step by step !
26:35 <Avatar> class first
26:37 <ManFriday> Ffffffffffffine
27:09 <ManFriday> Why do all of these factions have silly names
27:20 <Avatar> it's a silly land
27:22 <ManFriday> With the possible exception of the Lantern Lodge
27:31 <Avatar> I just realised you are 11 hours behind us
27:39 <Avatar> do you sleep through the day
27:49 <ManFriday> I'm in England
27:55 <Avatar> yeah
28:02 <ManFriday> It's midday
28:09 <Avatar> it's almost midnight here
28:13 <ManFriday> Ah I see
28:23 <Avatar> if you sleep through the day you won't have any dramas
28:45 <ManFriday> Okay I am joining the Lantern Lodge on merit of them having a boring and not-stupid name
28:49 <Avatar> I don't know what your time is like in relation to the other americanos and singaporeans around the place
28:52 <Avatar> haha
28:54 <ManFriday> Mhmm
28:58 <Avatar> that's as good a reason as any
29:01 <ManFriday> Deity: Mephistopheles
29:12 <Avatar> if you pick a deity it has to be a real one I think
29:23 <Avatar> but pick a class first
29:41 <ManFriday> Okay
29:42 <ManFriday> Monk
29:50 <Avatar> there you go
29:51 <ManFriday> Human Monk
29:53 <Avatar> now start at step 1
29:54 <ManFriday> Mr Mundane
30:11 <ManFriday> ...What abilities aughh
30:28 <Avatar> str and wis are important for a monk
30:36 <Avatar> dex and con less so
30:40 <Avatar> cha and int not much at all
30:43 <ManFriday> Oh right
30:44 <ManFriday> Okay
30:56 <ManFriday> So I can just randomly distribute these points?
31:02 <Avatar> yeah
31:03 <ManFriday> Or do I need a dice roll or two
31:06 <Avatar> do you know how point buy works
31:13 <ManFriday> Basically
31:18 <Avatar> cool
31:21 <Avatar> with pathfinder you start at 10
31:27 <ManFriday> Spend one point, lose it from your bank
31:28 <Avatar> not 8, unlike 3.5
31:28 <ManFriday> P:
31:31 <ManFriday> Okay
31:34 <Avatar> ah no
31:42 <Avatar> the higher the score, the more it costs
31:45 <ManFriday> Okay then no I have no clue whatsoever
31:51 <Avatar> so making a score 12 will cost you 2 points
31:56 <Avatar> 13 will cost 3 points
31:57 <ManFriday> Okay
31:59 <Avatar> but 14 will cost 5 points
32:04 <ManFriday> ...Ah
32:06 <Avatar> there's a table there
32:06 <ManFriday> 9_6
32:07 <ManFriday> Okay
32:15 <ManFriday> Oh I see!
32:16 <ManFriday> Great
32:33 <Avatar> keep in mind that as a human, you get a free +2 to any ability that you apply after you've distributed your points
32:41 <Avatar> you'd usually put that onto your highest score
32:43 <ManFriday> Okay
34:33 <ManFriday> Okay how's about
34:35 <ManFriday> Str: 11  +X Dex: 10  +X Con: 14  +X Int: 12  +X Wis: 16  +X Cha: 12  +X
35:06 <Avatar> looks low
35:07 <ManFriday> ?
35:16 <ManFriday> Twenty points to spend
35:25 <ManFriday> Base is ten
35:37 <Avatar> 11 is 1, 10 is 0, 14 is 5, 12 is 2, 16 is 10, 12 is 2
35:39 <ManFriday> Spend ten points on wisdom, few more on Con
35:48 <Avatar> yeah that's 20
35:50 <Avatar> I can't add it seems !
35:55 <ManFriday> Hahah
35:55 <ManFriday> P:
35:56 <ManFriday> How do I math
35:57 <ManFriday> PPP:
36:15 <ManFriday> Okay great
36:18 <Avatar> that seems really odd though
36:27 <ManFriday> Prolly because I have a 16?
36:31 <ManFriday> That takes off a lot of points
36:33 <Avatar> why higher int and cha than your str and dex
36:48 <ManFriday> Because you said Str and Dex were unimportant from monks
36:48 <Avatar> you'll struggle to play a monk with stats like that
36:49 <ManFriday> :?
36:53 <Avatar> no I didn't
36:57 <ManFriday> Ah for heaven's sake
37:08 <ManFriday> WHOOPS
37:11 <Avatar> lol
37:12 <ManFriday> I missed that third line
37:16 <ManFriday> I just saw the first two
37:27 <Avatar> just a matter of rearranging
37:32 <ManFriday> And assumed the remaining ones were of average importance, higher than... okey doke
37:42 <Mekkis> monks need strength
38:31 <ManFriday> Str: 12  +X Dex: 12  +X Con: 14  +X Int: 11  +X Wis: 16  +X Cha: 10  +X
38:37 <ManFriday> Did I manage to screw up my swaps
39:23 <Avatar> that's okay
39:34 <ManFriday> Good good
39:46 <Avatar> don't forget to chuck +2 onto one of them for being human
39:54 <ManFriday> Wis, presumably?
40:00 <Avatar> yeah
40:11 <ManFriday> Would that be Wis: 16 + 2
40:11 <Avatar> an 18 score would cost you 17 points, but 16 costs you 10 
40:16 <ManFriday> Mm
40:17 <Avatar> so you get 7 points of value out of that +2
40:19 <ManFriday> Yeah
40:24 <Avatar> yeah
40:25 <Avatar> so it's 18
40:34 <ManFriday> But would it be Wis: 18 +x
40:37 <ManFriday> Whatever the hell x means
40:39 <Avatar> yeah
40:41 <ManFriday> A modifier
40:42 <Avatar> +x is the ability mod
40:48 <ManFriday> Okay great
40:48 <Avatar> 10,11 is +0
40:51 <Avatar> 12,13 is +1
40:53 <Avatar> etc
40:55 <ManFriday> Mhmm
41:27 <ManFriday> Skills, now?
41:36 <Avatar> well, what's step 3
41:41 <Avatar> you've done step 2 with race and class
41:45 <ManFriday> Skills
41:45 <ManFriday> P:
41:50 <Avatar> yep
41:57 <Avatar> this is different from 3.5
42:00 <ManFriday> "This is done in the standard fashion"
42:07 <ManFriday> :???
42:11 <Avatar> class skills and cross class skills all take 1 point
42:15 <Avatar> but if it's a class skill
42:18 <ManFriday> Okay
42:23 <Avatar> putting a point into that skill gives it a +3 class bonus
42:40 <ManFriday> Okay
42:50 <Avatar> the rest is much the same
42:50 <ManFriday> Where is the list of skills
43:05 <Avatar> either under skills, or your class skills are listed under your class
43:15 <ManFriday> Okay
43:38 <ManFriday> Acrobatic monk, haha
43:59 <ManFriday> So what are vital skills, then?
44:15 <Avatar> perception and diplomacy
44:34 <Avatar> perception is spot + listen
44:38 <ManFriday> Luckily perception is a class skill for monks
44:39 <Avatar> acrobatics is jump + tumble + balance
44:53 <Avatar> disable device is open lock + disable device
45:02 <ManFriday> Mhmm
45:06 <ManFriday> How many do I have to spend?
45:21 <Avatar> what's your int?
45:24 <Spaceshot> perception is spot + listen + search
45:24 <Avatar> 4 + int mod
45:28 <Avatar> +1 for being human
45:28 <Spaceshot> you skimmer avatar
45:33 <ManFriday> Int: 11
45:36 <Spaceshot> don't forget favoured
45:38 <Avatar> that's +0
45:44 <Avatar> favoured comes last
45:49 <Spaceshot> really?
45:53 <ManFriday> So wait what is going on
45:54 <ManFriday> Haha
45:57 <Avatar> yeah man you deal with that later
46:00 <Spaceshot> mmk
46:07 <Avatar> so 4 for being a monk
46:12 <Avatar> +0 for your int 
46:15 <Avatar> +1 for being human
46:16 <ManFriday> Extra to intelligence?
46:18 <Avatar> means you have 5 points to spend
46:19 <ManFriday> Augh
46:20 <ManFriday> Oh
46:23 <ManFriday> Okay!
46:26 <Avatar> maximum of 1 in any skill
46:30 <ManFriday> Right
46:37 <ManFriday> 1 in perception
46:44 <ManFriday> Turning into three
46:44 <ManFriday> Because it's a class skill
46:52 <Avatar> plus your wis mod
46:57 <ManFriday> Mm?
46:58 <Avatar> which is +4 thanks to your 18
47:05 <Avatar> giving you 8 in perception
47:12 <Avatar> perception is wis-based
47:17 <ManFriday> Okay
47:19 <Spaceshot> it doesn't turn into 3, it gets +3 for being a class skill
47:25 <ManFriday> On the doc, where's perception
47:25 <ManFriday> Hmm
47:32 <Avatar> it's there
47:35 <Avatar> under skills
47:39 <ManFriday> Ah I see it
47:39 <Spaceshot> any trained class skill gets a +3 class bonus
47:52 <Avatar> I already said that spaceshot, you skimmer
48:09 <ManFriday> SO IN CONCLUSION
48:11 <ManFriday> I have 8
48:16 <Avatar> yeah
48:22 <ManFriday> Why does it say 0 = + 0
48:26 <ManFriday> What does this all mean
48:27 <ManFriday> Argh
48:33 <Avatar> it'll look like this
48:47 <Avatar> Perception       8 =  +4   +1    +3(class)
48:47 <Hydrazine> Thats space for you to put in all the numbers for you
48:54 <ManFriday> Ahhh right
49:21 <Avatar> there are zeroes there so you know what to replace with actual numbers
49:22 <ManFriday> Okay so that's one down, four to go
49:27 <ManFriday> Next is diplomacy, presumably
49:35 <ManFriday> Not a class skill, so just plus one?
49:41 <Avatar> yeah
49:53 <Avatar> it's fairly common to make sure the class skills get upgraded first
49:58 <Avatar> since you get a fairly big boost out of them
50:00 <ManFriday> Mhmm
50:10 <ManFriday> ...Intimidate, then?
50:21 <Avatar> whatever you like
50:31 <ManFriday> Stealth, Profession
50:48 <Avatar> craft and profession will get you a small bonus in gold at the end of the scenario
51:00 <ManFriday> So not actually useful immediately?
51:01 <Avatar> either one
51:08 <Avatar> you'll hardly ever use them in game
51:17 <ManFriday> Acrobatics, Intimidate, Stealth, Perception
51:17 <Avatar> craft (alchemy) can let you taste potions to determine what they are sometimes
51:18 <ManFriday> AND
51:29 <ManFriday> Cccclimb?
51:40 <Avatar> not bad choices
51:59 <ManFriday> So acrobatics is +4
52:15 <Avatar> what's your dex
52:24 <ManFriday> 12
52:31 <Avatar> so it's 5
52:46 <Avatar> +1(dex)  +1(rank)   and +3(class)
53:07 <ManFriday> Ah okay
53:15 <ManFriday> Then... Intimidate
54:10 <ManFriday> Which'd just be 4
54:21 <ManFriday> Because I can't see any relevant modifiers as I am not an orc
54:23 <Avatar> if your cha mod is +0, yeah
54:38 <Avatar> yeah I guess you're not an orc either
54:42 <ManFriday> I GUESS
54:43 <ManFriday> Hah
54:54 <ManFriday> Now stealth
55:15 <Avatar> identical to acrobatics
55:22 <ManFriday> Right
55:25 <Mort-> Tristen
55:51 <ManFriday> Okaaay that's skills alloted
55:57 <ManFriday> Now feats
56:03 <ManFriday> For our feature presentation
56:32 <ManFriday> Is there any rhyme or reason to these?
56:45 <Avatar> nope
56:50 <Avatar> pick one you like
56:51 <ManFriday> Okay
56:54 <ManFriday> Just one?
56:59 <Avatar> ah, two
57:03 <Avatar> you're human, so you get a free feat
57:06 <ManFriday> Great
57:21 <ManFriday> Haha decietful
58:50 <ManFriday> Presumably
58:57 <ManFriday> I can't pick something like "Brain Eater"
59:12 <ManFriday> Because I am not inherently ghoulish
59:48 <Hydrazine> brains brains its okay! not a matter if it isn't grey, cause though you might think its deranged; you won't give it a thought after i've eaten your brains!
59:58 <ManFriday> Haha
00:09 <ManFriday> I pick Perfect Self
00:12 <ManFriday> |:I
00:36 <Avatar> you start at level 1, and in pathfinder society, you only get up to level 12
00:41 <ManFriday> Okay
00:47 <ManFriday> What you can never become a God
00:51 <ManFriday> <:I
01:01 <Avatar> nope
01:26 <ManFriday> Okay
01:32 <ManFriday> I have no idea what feats I should pick
01:38 <ManFriday> They all look so bad/good
02:37 <ManFriday> ...You can be a kitsune
02:39 <ManFriday> Aw maaaan
03:05 <Avatar> dodge/toughness/power attack are semi-common 1st level feats
03:23 <ManFriday> Okay
03:35 <Avatar> combat reflexes is good
03:42 <ManFriday> Mhmm
03:58 <ManFriday> Don't have the prerequisites for dodge
04:01 <Avatar> endurance sucks, but it's required for diehard, which can be awesome
04:07 <Avatar> what pre-requisites
04:13 <Avatar> dex 13
04:15 <Avatar> yeah okay
04:16 <ManFriday> Dex 13
04:16 <ManFriday> Yeah
04:24 <ManFriday> Toughness seems good
04:55 <ManFriday> So having picked toughness
05:04 <ManFriday> I look under the "feats" section
05:16 <ManFriday> (Class) Feat                  Description
05:50 <ManFriday> So I would put... (Class) Toughness You gain +3 hitpoints etc?
06:14 <Avatar> yep
06:47 <Avatar> anything down the improved unarmed strike tree is good for you
06:50 <ManFriday> Does it matter which is which
06:57 <Avatar> nope
07:15 <Avatar> you might want to reconsider your dex score after looking at some of these feat pre-requisites
07:32 <ManFriday> Yeah
07:33 <Avatar> nothing worse than being limited down the line by your ability score choices
07:40 <Avatar> speaking from experience :P
07:46 <ManFriday> Can't you gain points eventually
07:46 <ManFriday> PPPPPPPP:
08:17 <ManFriday> Dex: 13 Int: 10
08:20 <ManFriday> Would that work?
08:20 <Avatar> every 4 levels
08:30 <Avatar> wasn't your int 10 before
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08:39 <Avatar> upload your sheet as it is now
08:41 <ManFriday> 11
08:46 <ManFriday> Str: 12  +X Dex: 12  +X Con: 14  +X Int: 11  +X Wis: 18  +X Cha: 10  +X
08:52 <Avatar> yeah that works perfectly
08:56 <Avatar> 11 int is a waste
09:11 <ManFriday> Which means I can have dodge
09:11 <Spaceshot> dump cha and get str to 15 XD
09:24 <ManFriday> Alongside toughness
09:28 <Avatar> don't be afraid to make a score 7 or 8 to give you a free extra points somewhere else
09:32 <Spaceshot> you're a monk, you don't need the prerequisites for any monk feat
09:47 <ManFriday> Mm
09:58 <Avatar> yes you do
10:06 <Avatar> you don't need pre-reqs for any bonus feat
10:10 <Avatar> at like 2nd level
10:20 <Hydrazine> and 6th
10:25 <Spaceshot> at first level you get a bonus feat
10:32 <Hydrazine> theres lists for those.
10:32 <Spaceshot> 1st,2nd,6th
10:35 <Avatar> oh you do too
10:37 <Spaceshot> don't remember the others
10:41 <Avatar> so you get 3 feats
10:42 <ManFriday> Okay
10:44 <Hydrazine> that show whats allowed.
10:46 <ManFriday> So I've got my two feats
10:52 <ManFriday> What
10:55 <ManFriday> Three feats?
11:07 <Hydrazine> the bonus feat for being a monk is limited to a special list.
11:13 <ManFriday> @_@
11:15 <ManFriday> Okay
11:20 <Hydrazine> Not that unusual. Fighters get 3 feats too.
11:25 <Avatar> look under class > monk
11:27 <Avatar> under bonus feats
11:28 <Hydrazine> Or, human fighters.
11:30 <Avatar> your list is there
11:42 <Spaceshot> dodge is on that list
11:43 <ManFriday> Okay
11:53 <Hydrazine> scorpion style!
12:03 <Avatar> dodge might not be a good choice if you don't have to meet the pre-reqs
12:10 * Hydrazine huge fan of scorpion style.
12:11 <Avatar> unless you don't want a 13 dex
12:25 <ManFriday> I have no idea what you want of me anymore
12:27 <ManFriday> :P
13:18 <Avatar> go to that list to pick your third feat
13:28 <ManFriday> Ssscorpion style
13:37 <ManFriday> But I don't have improved whatever
13:48 <Hydrazine> improved unarmed? yes you do.
13:53 <ManFriday> Do I
13:58 <ManFriday> Good grief
14:09 <ManFriday> I thought I had toughness and dodge
14:11 <Hydrazine> All level 1 monks have it. Part of your basic monk education.
14:18 <Hydrazine> How to punch shit like you mean it.
14:23 <ManFriday> Or is this... argaflicksypoo
14:27 <ManFriday> Okay
14:45 <Spaceshot> same with stunning fist right?
14:51 <Hydrazine> Yep.
15:08 <Spaceshot> yea, I've got a zen archer, so my monk training was abit different XD
15:21 <Hydrazine> I got a tetori. Same.
15:29 <Hydrazine> But shit if I can't be steve irwin.
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16:16 <Avatar> ManFriday: that's a FREE feat
16:19 <ManFriday> So in summaaaation
16:24 <ManFriday> I am going for
16:34 <ManFriday> Dodge, Toughness, Scorpion Style?
16:49 <ManFriday> If Avatar says that that is at all feasible?
17:01 Mort ([email protected]) has joined #d&d
17:02 <Spaceshot> look, wrestling crocs is one thing, but you have to die by being stung by a sting ray
17:02 * ChanOP removes ban on *!*herbert@*.bigpond.net.au
17:09 <Spaceshot> then I'll call you steve irwin
17:09 <Spaceshot> XD
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17:23 <Hydrazine> Do any of the scenarios include sting rays?
17:46 <Hydrazine> I agree that dodge, toughness and scorpion style are valid.
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18:11 <Mort> oigh great
18:36 <ManFriday> And SStyle is my (class) feat
18:37 <ManFriday> Okay
19:10 <Hydrazine> you're familiar with 3.5 rules?
19:18 <ManFriday> Not really!!!
19:20 <Hydrazine> Ah.
19:28 <ManFriday> I was a terrible DM
19:30 <ManFriday> Somebody asked me to do it on short notice
19:40 <ManFriday> All I was good at was frightening the hell out of my players
20:12 <ManFriday> And I have done the Faction step
20:14 <ManFriday> Meaning
20:15 <ManFriday> Traits!
20:46 <Avatar> some traits are in the PFS guide
21:03 <ManFriday> "Accelerated Drinker"
21:04 <ManFriday> Seems useful
21:24 <Hydrazine> For when you've got to finisht that beer in a hurry, because your party's leaving the pub.
21:25 <Avatar> a more complete list is here: http://www.d20pfsrd.com/traits/traits-db
21:59 <ManFriday> Why on earth is "Alluring" a dwarf trait
22:01 <ManFriday> ):
22:09 <Avatar> there's a cheat for that
22:13 <Avatar> there's a trait called adopted
22:14 <Mort> Im a little off
22:17 <Avatar> if you say one of your parents is a dwarf
22:21 <Avatar> you can take a free dwarf trait
22:28 <Mort> busy doing alchemy atm
22:28 <ManFriday> Haha
22:35 * Mort mixes a sword with some magic
22:46 <ManFriday> Does that work with others
22:54 <ManFriday> I pick "stony glare" because my mother was a medusa
23:00 <Avatar> any race trait
23:05 <ManFriday> BUT I'M ADOPTED
23:17 <ManFriday> So it does not affect me in any other way
23:18 <ManFriday> Haha
23:20 <Avatar> it has to be a real trait from a real race !
23:26 <ManFriday> >:I
23:47 <ManFriday> Two traits
23:49 <ManFriday> One adopted
24:21 <Spaceshot> I should probably go to sleep like, and hr or more ago
24:29 <ManFriday> ...Goldsniffer
24:29 <Spaceshot> gotta get up at 6 or so :P
24:33 <ManFriday> Oh
24:33 <ManFriday> Haha
24:34 <ManFriday> See you
24:41 <Spaceshot> not going yet thought XD
24:44 <Spaceshot> just saying what I should do
24:45 <Spaceshot> :P
24:55 <Spaceshot> I blame addictive manga
26:53 <ManFriday> I pick
26:54 <ManFriday> Charming
27:03 <ManFriday> Aaaand
29:06 <ManFriday> Fast-Talker
29:11 <ManFriday> Is that satisfactory, Avatar
29:59 <Avatar> pick your favourite man
30:15 <ManFriday> It says I get two
30:16 <ManFriday> :?
30:22 <Avatar> yep
30:34 <ManFriday> So those are both valid?
30:35 <Avatar> adopted is the exception if you're taking that
30:41 <Avatar> I think so?
30:43 <Avatar> what kind of traits are they
30:44 <ManFriday> I'm not doing adopted
30:51 <ManFriday> Both bluff and diplomacy ones
30:55 <ManFriday> http://www.d20pfsrd.com/traits/social-traits/fast-talker
30:57 <Avatar> no I mean
30:58 <ManFriday> http://www.d20pfsrd.com/traits/social-traits/charming
31:03 <Avatar> two social traits
31:06 <ManFriday> Yes
31:18 <Spaceshot> you can't have 2 traits of the same trait type
31:26 <ManFriday> Ffffffffffffine
31:37 <Avatar> I think you can
31:41 <Avatar> they're basic (social) aren't they
31:47 <ManFriday> Yes?
31:54 <ManFriday> I think so
31:59 <ManFriday> I'll just go and find another trait
32:00 <ManFriday> It's fine
32:00 <Avatar> you can have 2 basic traits
32:54 <ManFriday> Latent Psion and charming
34:11 <ManFriday> Okay picked those
34:12 <ManFriday> Now
34:14 <ManFriday> Alignment
34:18 <ManFriday> Lawful Neutral
34:34 <ManFriday> Also what no evil alignments allowed???
34:50 <Avatar> nope
35:00 <ManFriday> That's ludicrous
35:01 <ManFriday> Haha
35:05 <ManFriday> Okay now health points
35:07 <Spaceshot> you aren't meant to be burning down villages or raping the innocent
35:08 <Avatar> explore, report, cooperate
35:24 <ManFriday> That's all the fun, Spaceshot
35:37 <ManFriday> I can't remember the last day that went by that I didn't rape a village or burn an...
35:53 <ManFriday> So I get D8
35:59 <Spaceshot> you just might be, a viking
36:00 <Spaceshot> XD
36:02 <Avatar> you get 8
36:04 <ManFriday> Being a monk and all
36:06 <Avatar> max hp at first level
36:09 <Avatar> + your con mod
36:23 <Avatar> was it 14? that's +2
36:31 <Avatar> so you'd have 10hp
36:36 <Spaceshot> favoured now?
36:39 <ManFriday> Yep
36:48 <Avatar> there's also this thing called a favoured class bonus
36:59 <Avatar> where you can give your character either 1 extra hp or 1 extra skill point
37:00 <ManFriday> Yes?
37:02 <Avatar> now is a good time to pick
37:03 <ManFriday> Hmm
37:11 <Avatar> assuming you're not planning on deviating from monk
37:15 <ManFriday> Nope I'm not
37:24 <ManFriday> Okay let's go with HP
37:26 <Spaceshot> you pick 1 favoured class
37:35 <ManFriday> I favour monk
37:40 <Spaceshot> each time you take the class, you get 1 bonus hp or 1 bonus skill point
37:42 <Avatar> hp is regularly a good choice at 1st level
37:44 <ManFriday> ^There it is, all written down
37:47 <ManFriday> Okay great
37:51 <ManFriday> So just... add one on?
37:55 <Avatar> yep
38:09 <ManFriday> Where is that in the calculator
38:19 <ManFriday> 8/class + 2/con + 1/favoured
38:24 <Avatar> yep
38:36 <ManFriday> Getting the hang of this a bit!
38:42 <Avatar> every level after first, you'll be getting 5/level instead of the 8
38:49 <ManFriday> Eeequipment?
38:57 <Avatar> yeah
39:02 <Avatar> buy whatever you like
39:04 <Avatar> up to 150gp worth
39:06 <Avatar> you get a free outfit
39:16 <Avatar> you're a monk, so you can punch
39:24 <Avatar> and you don't need armour I don't think
39:33 <Avatar> get a ranged weapon
39:36 <Spaceshot> yea, so you save a lot of cash
39:42 <Spaceshot> ranged weapons are useful
39:46 <ManFriday> Mhmm
39:47 <ManFriday> Okay
40:01 <Avatar> beyond that, you can keep with the minimum of gear that's on the sheet if you like
40:05 <ManFriday> Finding a weapon
40:05 <Avatar> or you can buy some extra stuff
40:06 <ManFriday> Hmm hmm
40:19 <ManFriday> Simple/Martial/Exotic?
40:30 <Avatar> it tells you under class what you're proficient with
40:36 <Avatar> weapon proficiency
40:42 <ManFriday> Okay
40:55 <ManFriday> Crossbowwww
41:16 <Avatar> light crossbow is the standard choice if you can use it
41:25 <Spaceshot> monks are proficient with some weird weapons
41:34 <ManFriday> There doesn't seem to be any prerequisites for it
41:38 <ManFriday> Don't
41:50 <Avatar> the pre-requisite for any kind of weapon is that you're proficient with it
41:56 <ManFriday> Ah
41:59 <ManFriday> ...Am I?
42:02 <Avatar> otherwise you'll be taking -4 penalties when trying to use it
42:11 <Avatar> it tells you under class what you're proficient with
42:14 <ManFriday> It says under class proficiencies
42:15 <ManFriday> Yeah
42:18 <ManFriday> That's the list I was picking from
42:24 <Avatar> yep
42:29 <ManFriday> So I can pick a crossbow, then
42:31 <ManFriday> How much are they?
42:38 <Avatar> equipment section
43:23 <ManFriday> Light Crossbow  +7/+2   1d8            (19-20)x2    80 ft  M     Piercing
43:24 <ManFriday> That?
43:33 <ManFriday> Whatever the heck that means
43:57 <Avatar> that's the stats for it, except for the +7/+2
44:04 <ManFriday> Meaning
44:16 <Avatar> okay step back a second, go to the ATTACKS section on your sheet
44:25 <ManFriday> On it
44:26 <Avatar> you can look at SAVES as well 
44:33 <Avatar> and open up the monk class table
44:34 <ManFriday> Yerp?
44:40 <ManFriday> Already there
44:57 <Avatar> on the left, you've got your base attack bonus (BAB) and your base saves
45:05 <Avatar> fill those in on your sheet
45:37 <ManFriday> Mhmm
45:44 <ManFriday> Done?
45:55 <ManFriday> What about the mod bit
45:58 <Avatar> and the mods
46:11 <Avatar> you should have a good handle on everything else in those sections
46:15 <ManFriday> So for will
46:21 <ManFriday> I have 18 will
46:27 <ManFriday> *WISDOM
46:29 <Avatar> no, 18 is your score
46:32 <ManFriday> Resulting in what for will
46:34 <ManFriday> Yeah
46:35 <Avatar> the ability mods are all that ever matters
46:39 <ManFriday> I mean wisdom, typed will
46:44 <Avatar> yeah
46:51 <Avatar> so +2(base) and +4(wis)
46:56 <ManFriday> Okay
46:56 <Avatar> gives you a will save of 6
47:10 <ManFriday> I don't quite get why it's +4 for wisdom
47:10 <ManFriday> But hey
47:16 <Avatar> 10,11 is +0
47:19 <Avatar> 12,13 is +1
47:21 <ManFriday> Ah right
47:22 <Avatar> 14,15 is +2
47:27 <Avatar> 18,19 is +4
47:42 <ManFriday> So that's +2 con
47:46 <ManFriday> +1 dex
47:49 <Avatar> right
47:53 <Avatar> see you get this now
47:56 <Avatar> you're laughing your head off
47:58 <Avatar> all the way to the bank
48:00 <ManFriday> Mhmm
48:04 <ManFriday> I won't remember those stats
48:12 <ManFriday> But while I've got them there on the screen
48:13 <ManFriday> Sure
48:13 <Avatar> that's why they're on your sheet
48:15 <ManFriday> It's all gravy
48:19 <ManFriday> Haha
48:32 <ManFriday> So now I have a BAB of +0
49:00 <ManFriday> And it gives me these
49:00 <ManFriday>  Melee:   x   =  x(base) +x(str) +x(size) Ranged:  x   =  x(base) +x(dex) +x(size)
49:02 <ManFriday> Meaning
49:09 <ManFriday> That I... what size am I
49:18 <Avatar> humans are medium-sized
49:20 <ManFriday> Okay
49:23 <Avatar> +0
50:00 <Mekkis> yeah
50:05 <Mekkis> pity
50:08 <Mekkis> should be a gnome
50:11 <ManFriday> And my base is 0
50:24 <ManFriday> So my melee attack is... 1
50:33 <ManFriday> Melee:   0   =  0(base) +1(str) +0(size)
50:36 <Mekkis> yeah
50:44 <Mekkis> which could be a problem
50:46 <ManFriday> Not very impressive, haha
50:54 <ManFriday> CMB stands for?
51:15 <Mekkis> for a monk, who wants to stay in melee, it's not just not impressive
51:16 <Avatar> combat maneuver bonus
51:20 <Mekkis> it's almost a death wish
51:20 <Avatar> I think it's bonus
51:39 <Mekkis> like giving a paladin 10 con :)
51:45 <ManFriday> CMB:     1   =  0(base) +1(str) +0(size) CMD:    12   =  0(base) +1(str) +0(size) +1(dex) + 10
51:50 <ManFriday> Uh-oh
52:14 <ManFriday> I am probably absolutely screwed right now!
52:15 <ManFriday> Ah well
52:22 <ManFriday> I'll just have to... die honourably
52:47 <Avatar> it's fine because
52:52 <Avatar> at this point, you can still rejig your stats
53:32 <ManFriday> Haha
53:35 <ManFriday> Should I
53:43 <ManFriday> Or should I attempt to play a fragile guile hero
53:48 <Avatar> +1 is pretty damn low
53:54 <Avatar> for your melee attacks
53:57 <ManFriday> Yes it is
54:11 <Mekkis>  I would strongly suggest around 16 in str
54:18 <Mekkis> but
54:22 <Avatar> str/wis most important, dex/con somewhat important, cha/int least important
54:25 <Mekkis> I'm not actually certain
54:51 <ManFriday> J'accuse
55:00 <ManFriday> You said con/wis was most important
55:11 <ManFriday> And str/dex quite important
55:11 <Mekkis> con should be at least 12
55:13 <Avatar> pretty sure I didn't
55:15 <ManFriday> Hence these stats
55:15 <ManFriday> Str: 12  +X Dex: 13  +X Con: 14  +X Int: 10  +X Wis: 18  +X Cha: 10  +X
55:22 <Avatar> yeah but you already made that mistake once
55:24 <Avatar> :P
55:30 <ManFriday> GREAT
55:39 <Avatar> [23:30] <Avatar> str and wis are important for a monk
55:40 <Avatar> [23:30] <Avatar> dex and con less so
55:40 <Avatar> [23:30] <Avatar> cha and int not much at all
55:47 <ManFriday> If I change my stats I'll have to YOU EDITED THAT
55:52 <Avatar> no more drinks for ManFriday
56:01 * ManFriday drinks copiously from a barrel
56:08 <Avatar> can't trust the english
56:17 <ManFriday> It is a barrel of tea
56:24 <Avatar> touchè
56:26 <ManFriday> Bluh
56:32 <ManFriday> Okay so in summation
56:44 <ManFriday> I have to change everything again
56:54 <Avatar> you don't have to do anything
57:00 <ManFriday> Mm?
57:08 <Avatar> it's up to you to make whatever you like
57:13 <ManFriday> But all the modifiers will be different
57:21 <Avatar> if you change them, yeah
57:22 <ManFriday> And you are sending disapproving Internet Looks my way
57:28 <Avatar> but at least this time you're completely informed
57:36 <Avatar> no this is just how it goes
57:43 <Avatar> you sort of have to guess the first time
57:47 <ManFriday> Should I swap con and strength, then
58:07 <Avatar> as a rule of thumb, you don't want your con below 12
58:18 <ManFriday> Swap con with dex
58:22 <ManFriday> And dex with strength?
58:30 <Avatar> con is the only exception to the "the score doesn't matter" rule
58:39 <Avatar> because you die when you hit negative con score hp
58:47 <Avatar> (ie. -12 in that example)
58:59 <Avatar> mekkis' character died with a 10 con character today
59:02 <Avatar> when he hit -10
59:07 <ManFriday> I see
59:09 <ManFriday> Okay then
59:11 <Mekkis> yep
59:23 <ManFriday> Shall I do a shuffle and forget to make changes in the modifiers lower on the sheet, then?
59:25 <Mekkis> I've made the mistake
59:31 <Mort> told you not to..
59:32 <Mekkis> so you don't have to!
59:38 <Mort> so that means I wasnt as close to dying
59:43 <Mort> that time on the bridge..
59:48 <Mort> but well hp was -9...
59:50 <Mort> ^^
59:53 <Mort> epic shit lol
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