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00:01 <Mort-> fort is a high save tough
00:01 <Mort-> 13
00:04 <Mort-> 2 for racial
00:16 <Mort-> Im also not entirely sure if I really want to do that
00:20 <Mort-> probably imps are easier to play
00:30 <Mort-> point is I could techincially kep trying every round
00:32 <Steven> and more utility based
00:34 <Mort-> eventually soemone would fk up and after that
00:38 <Mort-> is an instant splat
01:14 <War_Wrecker> looking through all the magus transformation spells
01:21 <Mort-> Im NOT trasnforming into anything
01:23 <War_Wrecker> looking for ones which allow me to transform into something with more than 2 arms
01:23 <Mort-> I like myself human
01:34 <Mort-> btw I suggest you stay into something that is at least vaguely human/humanoid
01:42 <Mort-> not my fault if you end up unable to cast after :D
01:46 <Mort-> I dont look into shapeshifting
01:47 <Mort-> honestly
01:54 <Mort-> monsterous humanoid/undead anatomy is okay
01:57 <Mort-> other then that Im not sure
02:08 <Mort-> not sure if beast shapes are an idea. I didnt study shapeshifting
02:12 <Mort-> I doubt Ill play with any of that stuff though
02:22 <War_Wrecker> AHA
02:29 <War_Wrecker> ARACHNIDS ARE VERMIN
02:39 <Mort-> if you end up unable to cast spells as a vermin
02:42 <Mort-> dont say I didnt warn you
02:47 <Mort-> I never studied shapeshifting rules
02:51 <Mort-> so..I cannae help on that
03:21 <War_Wrecker> You don't lose spells
03:30 <War_Wrecker> Or at least if you do they don't clarify it consistently
03:41 <War_Wrecker> There's a transformation that say's you lose spells, these don't say you lose spells
03:50 <Mort-> I know the transformation spell as the wizard spell
03:53 <Mort-> clearly means you lose all spells
03:54 <War_Wrecker> yeah it says assume the FORM
04:00 <War_Wrecker> Yeah it does
04:00 <Mort-> I dont knwo why you would need natural spel though
04:01 <Mort-> as a feat
04:04 <War_Wrecker> Magus gets that spell
04:10 <Mort-> if wildshapes dont get issue
04:16 <Mort-> you probably wont bet high enough level to use it
04:29 <Mort-> +9 for fort..
05:01 <Mort-> 12 is max level for pfs
05:13 <Mort-> 12, 8, 9 for fort
05:15 <Mort-> this doesnt look good..
05:42 <Mort-> some sorry seegoing nub even had 14 for fort
06:12 <Mort-> fort 11..
06:16 <War_Wrecker> vermin shape is caster level 4
06:17 <Mort-> rule number 1. screw fort saves
06:22 <War_Wrecker> At caster level 4 I can turn into a spider
06:26 <Mort-> I am not sure I would turn myself into a vermin
06:30 <Mort-> if you turn into a spider
06:32 <Mort-> u have no mouth
06:33 <War_Wrecker> a medium sized spider
06:35 <Mort-> how are u going to speak :D
06:46 <War_Wrecker> with a white board!
06:55 <War_Wrecker> Nah I'd use silent spells if I was turning into a spider
07:03 <Mort-> uphill battle
07:07 <Mort-> if I attempt to hit fort saves
07:56 <Steven> i think imma make a beast bonded witch
08:37 <Steven> Whenever the beast-bonded witch is capable of learning a new feat, she may choose to instead have her familiar learn the feat as a bonus feat. The familiar must meet the prerequisites for any feats that it learns this way. If her familiar is lost or dies, the witch can reclaim the feat slots and select new feats for herself, or apply the slots toward her new 
08:44 <Steven> cause thats just silly as all get out!
09:29 <Mort-> silent spells are a bit of a pain
09:32 <Mort-> ioncrease spell level
09:33 <Mort-> eww
10:03 <Mort-> okay time to look on how to make my familiar wear armor
11:04 <War_Wrecker> URGH
11:12 <War_Wrecker> Most multi armed monsters are demons and count as outsiders
11:18 <War_Wrecker> I have no way to easily transform into them
11:22 <Mort-> youre not transforming into..
11:24 <Mort-> one of those?
11:24 <War_Wrecker> FOUR ARMED MUDRA SKELETON on the other hand
11:33 <Mort-> god damn Im the one with the imp and Id still like to stay human thanks
11:43 <Mort-> or at least Ill be the one with the imp
11:51 <War_Wrecker> Undead anatomy caster level 3
11:52 <Mort-> I dont really approve of shapeshifting much
11:55 <Mort-> yeah
11:59 <Mort-> if you want to, feel free
12:03 <Mort-> but I think its better for me then you
12:07 <War_Wrecker> ALL THE ARMS!
12:37 <Mort-> you might want a small one
12:40 <Mort-> youre a dex based type
12:46 <Spaceshot> Steven: what would you say to a duel-lance wielding halfing on a roc?
13:04 <Steven> lances are two handed weapons...
13:12 <Spaceshot> yes I know
13:22 <War_Wrecker> It say's lances can be used one handed while RIDING on a mount
13:24 <Spaceshot> I'd have 4 arms from 2 vestigial arms discoveries
13:25 <Mort-> till you're mounted
13:26 <Mort-> yeah
13:30 <Mort-> I did think about going mounted on khaz
13:32 <War_Wrecker> are you RIDING on the Roc or being CARRIED by the roc
13:37 <Mort-> like 101 ways how to stay on combat
13:39 <Mort-> riding
13:43 <Spaceshot> my plan was to have 4 arms
13:44 <Mort-> out of combat
13:45 <Mort-> while hitting
13:52 <War_Wrecker> vestigal arms discoveries?
13:55 <Spaceshot> didn't even realise they counted as 1 handed
13:59 <Spaceshot> yea in UM for alchemist
14:07 <Spaceshot> I love breaking that :P
14:14 <Steven> i dont see a problem if you got extra arms
14:16 <Mort-> In this form, you detect as an undead creature (such as with detect undead, but not with magic that reveals your true form, such as true seeing) and are treated as undead for the purposes of channeled energy, cure spells, and inflict spells, but not for other effects that specifically target or react differently to undead (such as searing light).
14:21 <Mort-> some issues there
14:30 <Mort-> healing you will be a pain in that form
14:40 <Mort-> I told you I dislike shapeshifting
14:46 <Spaceshot> but think of the damage
14:46 <Mort-> hell I odnt even enjoy being enlarged..
14:56 <War_Wrecker> Yeah thats the other part of the plan
14:59 <Spaceshot> even with -4/-4 for duel wielding a non-light weapon with TWF feat
15:31 <War_Wrecker> Nah gigantic skeleton quad wielding whips
15:44 * Mort- gets a little..digusted. sorry.
15:55 <Mort-> there are some things that do turn me off
16:28 <Mort-> If the form you assume has any of the following abilities, you gain the listed ability: climb 60 feet, fly 60 feet (good maneuverability), swim 60 feet, darkvision 60 feet, low-light vision, blood drain, DR 5/bludgeoning, scent, freeze, grab, mimicry, pounce, shadowless, sound mimicry, and trip.
16:36 <Mort-> didnt see multi weapon fighting on the list
16:39 <Spaceshot> but, I really doubt I'm ever going to make or play the alchemist, unless I get GM xp to spend on it to hit it to level 3
17:15 <Mort-> turning into a semi lycanthrope was a dubious pleasure I guess
17:26 <Mort-> after that I was figuring out how do I use my arcane pool to enchant my weapon..
18:02 <Mort-> then since I was level 1..I couldnt move and draw weapon at same itme
18:06 <Mort-> kept getting issues on it
18:21 <Mort-> so I just screwed the weapon and bit and clawed the offending party
18:28 <Mort-> >.<
19:26 <Mort-> argh
19:30 <Mort-> I need 2 spells on mort
19:34 <Mort-> select 3 level 2 spellz
19:35 <Steven> so.... you're going to use shieldsplitter lances right?
19:55 <Steven> or at the very least carry one with you
20:05 <Spaceshot> probably
20:16 <Spaceshot> either way I'm only caring about the bullshit amount of damage
20:30 <Spaceshot> with str of at least 24 whilist buffed
21:34 <Steven> im trying to figure out a way to make a druid/beast bonded witch to work
22:08 <War_Wrecker> there we go, arach
22:13 <Spaceshot> screw it and just play a sylvan sorc gnome/halfing
22:19 <Spaceshot> and fling spells whilst riding your roc :P
23:09 <Mort-> night and bb
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25:03 <Steven> no i want a familiar... but i dont want a shitty one, i want one that can take a hit
25:06 <War_Wrecker> Oooh 4 armed gargoyle
25:33 <Spaceshot> you can't combine familiar and animal companion in PFS
25:40 <Spaceshot> you either choose 1 or the other to be with you
25:43 <Steven> i know that space
25:44 <Spaceshot> since you can only have 1 pet
25:46 <Spaceshot> :P
28:23 <Steven> okay, Compsognathus
28:28 <Steven> is gonna be my familiar
28:39 <Steven> that way when i get beast shape
29:21 <Steven> and get to morph into a larger version i get to become a raptor
32:40 <Avatar> is daylight savings over yet :|
39:07 <Steven> yeah... gonna do some beast bonded witch action
39:25 <Steven> will be my first arcane class
39:28 <Steven> ever
42:30 <Avatar> how long have you been playing
42:43 <Steven> ive been playing pathfinder since last august
43:04 <Avatar> when you say first arcane class ever, do you mean in pathfinder
43:06 <Steven> played 3.0 for a while
43:13 <Steven> and some 3.5
43:14 <Avatar> ok how long have you been playing d&d
43:28 <Steven> but i always play divine casters
43:34 <Steven> or barbs/fighters
43:39 <Steven> mostly barbs/fighters
43:46 <Avatar> what's wrong with arcane casters
43:54 <Spaceshot> probably too squishy
44:07 <Steven> yeah, im an up in melee type of guy
44:19 <Steven> its how i roll
44:22 <Spaceshot> to be honest I don't think I've played a full BAB class yet
44:41 <Spaceshot> in all dnd (besides video games, because they don't count)
44:55 <Avatar> gunslinger is full BAB
44:55 <Steven> i really dont even need books anymore to build a fighter or barbarian
45:20 <Spaceshot> sure you do
45:23 <Avatar> really
45:27 <Avatar> how many builds can you build with them
45:27 <Spaceshot> you need to look at the fancy archetypes
45:38 <Steven> anyways... yeah beast bonded witch... ready go!
46:15 <Spaceshot> I really need to build Gol, first full BAB
46:56 <Avatar> I wonder how effective a melee witch could be
46:59 <Avatar> with prehensile hair
47:08 <Steven> basic fighter/barb, polearm master, urban barb, unbreakable, phalanx, mobile fighter,
47:15 <Spaceshot> archer
47:19 <Steven> and a couple others i cant remember the name for off the top of my head
47:24 <Spaceshot> unbreakable is what I'm taking for Gol
48:30 <Steven> i just never built an arcane class before, and i think its a good time to start, i need a new first level char to play in pfs
48:40 <Avatar> what is Gol
49:22 <Spaceshot> eventually a Fighter/barb/Stalwart defender/Monolith and maybe adding ranger to it
49:34 <Spaceshot> have to make him first :P
49:43 <Spaceshot> basically maxing out con then str
49:49 <Steven> monoliths are so freakin boss
49:55 <Spaceshot> but need 13dex for dodge
50:16 <Spaceshot> so something like 16/13/20/?/?/7
50:58 <Spaceshot> I'm going to love being enlarged and immobile
51:01 <Spaceshot> :P
51:59 <Spaceshot> though I think its first 5 levels out of fighter, barb and possibly ranger, then 2 levels of stalward defender, then mono
52:10 <Steven> i cant wait to do this At 8th level, a beast-bonded witch may take the shape of her familiar (or a giant version of her familiar or a similar kind of animal) as if using beast shape II.
52:39 <Spaceshot> going imp familiar then?
53:15 <Steven> nope
53:23 <Spaceshot> bah
53:24 <Spaceshot> no fun
53:26 <Steven> wait... i could turn into a devil then couldnt it?
53:34 <Spaceshot> or a psudodragon
53:36 <Spaceshot> or mephit
53:39 <Spaceshot> or imp
54:49 <Steven> no i mean at level 8 w/ the whole imp familiar i could turn into a devil?
55:00 <Spaceshot> possibly
55:03 <Mekkis_znc> no
55:08 <Mekkis_znc> beast shape III doesn't allow it
55:13 <Spaceshot> depends on the wording
55:34 <Steven> Familiar Form (Sp)  At 8th level, a beast-bonded witch may take the shape of her familiar (or a giant version of her familiar or a similar kind of animal) as if using beast shape II. For example, a witch with a rat familiar can turn into a Tiny rat, Small dire rat, or a larger rodent; one with a cat familiar can turn into a Tiny cat or a Large feline such as 
55:52 <Steven>  a tiger or lion; one with a monkey familiar can turn into a Tiny monkey or a Large gorilla, and so on. The witch can remain in animal form for a number of minutes per day equal to her level.  This ability replaces the witch’s 8th-level hex.
56:07 <Steven> what would a giant form of an imp be?
56:34 <Mekkis_znc> beast shape specifically says animal
56:38 <Mekkis_znc> imp is outsider
56:57 <Spaceshot> check the boards
57:02 <Spaceshot> good chance you aren't the first
57:04 <Mekkis_znc> <?forumrule
57:05 <diebot> From time to time, campaign management staff may answer questions regarding campaign policy on the official Pathfinder Society messageboards at paizo.com.  // While these answers give you a good idea of the opinions of the staff on issues important to campaign play and may provide an idea of upcoming changes to the
57:06 <diebot> rules of the campaign, no change is to be considered official until it appears either in the most recent update to the Guide to Pathfinder Society Organized Play, or in the official campaign FAQ.
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57:31 <Spaceshot> Mekkis_znc: stfu
57:33 <Spaceshot> geez
57:41 <Mekkis_znc> geez
57:45 <Mekkis_znc> the rules don't care what you think
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57:56 <Spaceshot> 90% of the time
58:28 <Spaceshot> if the forum's collective understanding makes sense to you, then you can put forward the claim to your DM whom it will also make sense to
58:48 <Spaceshot> though I think for mort her percentage is quite lower
01:28 <Steven> theres only one post on beast bonded witch familiar thing
01:54 <Avatar> Mekkis: if you introduced something that started breaking the rules as implied, I'd be inclined to ignore rules as written
02:18 <Avatar> every time you refer back to that, I'm reminded to make sure you don't get away with anything
02:39 <Spaceshot> like his +8 from sythesis cheese to his dayjob roll?
03:09 <Avatar> I dont' remember how we got that clarified
03:30 <Steven> im pretty sure there was a forum post on synthesis cheese to day job rolls
03:46 <Spaceshot> sure was
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03:50 <Spaceshot> Avatar started it
03:56 <Avatar> er, did I
04:08 <Steven> didnt brock lay down the law?
04:20 <Avatar> check it out, I did
04:20 <Spaceshot> then people went on about how +21 at level 2 to dip was breaking the game in general, let alone about dayjob roll
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05:25 <Avatar> did that actually make it into a FAQ
05:41 <Spaceshot> dunno
05:43 <Mekkis_znc> nope
05:43 <Spaceshot> doubt it
06:34 <Spaceshot> people are still trying to use the fact that since they don't require to sleep for 1 day, they can keep the suit on for 24hrs to get the requirements for certain feats that without the suit they wouldn't usually
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06:39 <Spaceshot> like power attack and stuff
07:06 <Spaceshot> that doesn't fly as much
07:10 <Spaceshot> or at all anymore
07:46 <Avatar> hey, you're WalterGM
08:25 <Avatar> a two star GM
08:44 <Spaceshot> steven?
08:51 <Spaceshot> thought he didn't GM PFS
09:39 <Spaceshot> anyway, stalker
09:43 <Spaceshot> stop stalking people
09:47 <Spaceshot> you're as bad as brunius
09:58 <Avatar> I came across it by accident
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11:59 <Spaceshot> lies
12:08 <Spaceshot> like brunius came across your address by accident
14:51 <Avatar> no
21:58 <Spaceshot> clearly
22:45 <Spaceshot> anywho, I really doubt I'd ever GM PFS here
23:05 <Spaceshot> I'm even having some doubts about Everdark, but I get to mold that how I choose and that's making me want to play it more
34:46 <Mekkis_znc> Itzamna should take the Flagbearer feat
36:42 <Steven> back
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42:48 <Avatar> I can't think of any way to get a decent prehensile hair witch build working
43:04 <Ballig> what do you want the hair to do
43:08 <Avatar> hit things
43:19 <Avatar> at low levels, there's nothing you can take to deal with combat
43:19 <Ballig> isn't it shit for that
43:26 <Avatar> that's what prehensile hair does
43:34 <Ballig> but it does like 1d3 damage doesn't it
43:36 <Avatar> it's got a 15ft reach
44:01 <Ballig> what's the damage
44:03 <Avatar> 1d3+int
44:14 <Ballig> what is it if you're large
44:22 <Avatar> something good
44:27 <Ballig> is it
44:32 <Avatar> I dunno
44:36 <Avatar> I fucked up my point buy
44:36 <Ballig> can you grapple with it
44:39 <Avatar> I thought it was +str
44:42 <Avatar> yeah
45:24 <Ballig> you would use your strength to grapple
45:38 <Avatar> not with prehensile hair as your weapon
45:47 <Steven> and no im not waltergm
45:49 <Ballig> it's CMB
46:06 <Steven> thats my friend walter
46:17 <Avatar> yeah but if the str comes from your body trying to grapple/whatever
46:30 <Avatar> if the hair is doing it and the hair uses int, you use your int instead
46:37 <Ballig> is it int to hit as well as damage
46:39 <Avatar> it's the same principle 
47:02 <Avatar> yeah it is
47:15 <Ballig> where do you get the prehensile hair again
47:21 <Avatar> it's a hex
47:28 <Ballig> from APG?
47:32 <Avatar> UM
48:20 <Ballig> it's 10 feet, not 15
48:29 <Ballig> secondary natural attack means -5 to hit
48:35 <Avatar> yeah
48:40 <Avatar> but using int 
48:58 <Avatar> why did I think it was 15
49:03 <Ballig> I don't think it's necessarily meant to be used as a weapon
49:05 <Avatar> a whip is 15 isn't it
49:37 <Avatar> I'm trying to work out a way to use it as a weapon
49:42 <Avatar> for a melee witch
49:49 <Ballig> it can be, I just don't think that's the primary use of it
50:00 <Avatar> you really need arcane armor training, but can't get that till 3rd
50:00 <Ballig> 1d3 damage is almost nothing
50:03 <Steven> monk witch?
50:13 <Avatar> 1d3+int
50:36 <Ballig> if you're lucky you can enlarge yourself and do 1d4
50:54 <Avatar> it's like using a sword for a change
51:08 <Ballig> not really
51:16 <Ballig> what's your int
51:18 <Ballig> and what's your BAB
51:33 <Avatar> shit
51:33 <Steven> using the hair, could you add it into your flurry of blows?
51:35 <Avatar> level 1 witch
51:41 <Ballig> why are you still level 1
51:46 <Avatar> it's a new character
51:49 <Ballig> ahh
51:53 <Ballig> have you played it already
51:58 <Avatar> trying to work out a build where this can work
52:12 <Avatar> just entertainment value
52:24 <Ballig> if you throw enough into int, +4 isn't out of the question
52:29 <Ballig> so at level 1 you will be hitting at -1
52:38 <Spaceshot> power attack that shit
52:38 <Ballig> and if you reach their AC, doing 1d3+4 damage
52:40 <Avatar> I was trying to balance high str with high int
52:45 <Avatar> forgetting I don't need str
52:49 <Ballig> but you haven't played it
52:51 <Ballig> so why not change it
52:53 <Avatar> but keeping in mind I might use it for feats
53:01 <Avatar> yeah I will change it
53:02 <Ballig> don't have it above 13
53:04 <Ballig> if you want it for feats
54:38 <Steven> i think you should do a monk/witch build
54:44 <Avatar> why monk
54:50 <Steven> use the hair for flurry of blows
55:02 <Ballig> don't think it'd be worth it
55:05 <Avatar> can you do that with a secondary attack
55:12 <Avatar> you might be onto something
55:14 <Avatar> that would increase the damage
55:17 <Ballig> monks already have shit attack
55:21 <Ballig> and are lucky to hit with flurry of blows
55:22 <Spaceshot> I don't think the hair counts as monk weapon, or unarmed attack :P
55:28 <Ballig> taking a -5 penalty to the attack wouldn't be worth the reach
55:38 <Avatar> it is an unarmed attack
55:46 <Steven> yeah what avatar just said
55:53 <Steven> only i was going to use more words
56:20 <Steven> yeah, but up close in the 5ft range you would get 3 attacks at first
56:20 <Steven> lol
56:26 <Spaceshot> the hair counts as an unarmed attack?
56:27 <Spaceshot> seriously?
56:35 <Steven> its a natural attack
56:44 <Steven> all natural attacks are considered unarmed
56:59 <Avatar> unarmed attack isn't just punches
57:06 <Avatar> a kick, a headbutt
57:06 <Steven> its kicks, headbutts
57:14 <Spaceshot> no it isn't, but you can't flurry with bite
57:15 <Avatar> or if your hair is a good enough weapon, that too
57:18 <Steven> we are in sync
57:48 <Avatar> I don't know if bite counts
57:51 <Steven> if you had a bite you could add it into a flurry of blows ide bet
58:03 <Steven> ill go search forums
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58:40 <Ballig> you can't use natural weapons for flurry
58:40 <Spaceshot> thought you guys were wrong
58:43 <Ballig> it's in the last sentence
58:43 <Steven> oh oh oh, how about a 4 armed alchemist/monk
58:46 <Spaceshot> yup
58:53 <War_Wrecker> If you want crazy monk weapons
59:07 <Steven> awwwwwwwwwwwww that makes me sad
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59:13 <Ballig> can't flurry with natural attacks, and can't use natural attacks in addition to flurrying
59:24 <Spaceshot> http://paizo.com/forums/dmtz4i6s&page=1?A-flurry-of-claws
59:31 <Spaceshot> that'll also help clarify
59:36 <Ballig> don't even need the forum
59:38 <Ballig> it's in the core rulebook
59:44 <Spaceshot> yes, but people don't know how to read
59:45 <War_Wrecker> axe knuckles
59:46 <Spaceshot> clearly
59:53 <Ballig> are you ready
59:56 <Ballig> ready
59:58 <Ballig> ready!
00:05 <Ballig> daylight savings is over, finally
00:09 <War_Wrecker> here we go
00:10 <Avatar> finally
00:12 <War_Wrecker> http://www.d20pfsrd.com/equipment---final/weapons/weapon-descriptions/broadsword-nine-ring
00:13 <Avatar> it's lasted an eternity
00:22 <Steven> i didnt read the books on flurry
00:22 <Spaceshot> but... but... it was 2:59 a miniute ago
00:25 <Avatar> cmon
00:26 <Spaceshot> WHAT MADNESS IS THIS
00:28 <Avatar> this minute is taking forever
00:30 <Avatar> thank god
00:31 <Avatar> it's over
00:37 <Ballig> it's been over for like 90 seconds
00:45 <Ballig> my computer is a minute slow, yours must be even slower
00:58 <Ballig> huh, my phone is fucked up
01:19 <Ballig> my phone somehow just gained 12 minutes
01:32 <Spaceshot> haha
01:33 <Avatar> haha
01:43 <Avatar> mine is fine
01:46 <Spaceshot> wtf, my phone says 2:41
01:48 <Spaceshot> WTF
01:53 <Avatar> WTF ?
02:22 <Ballig> WTF
02:36 <Spaceshot> ok it works now
02:37 <Ballig> I think whatever network location it was getting the time from got a little confused from the change in daylight savings
02:41 <Ballig> I made it resync
02:45 <Spaceshot> same
02:47 <Spaceshot> works now
02:52 <Avatar> wtf
02:56 <Spaceshot> talking about time, I should really go to bed
03:00 <Spaceshot> like an hr or 2 ago
03:03 <Avatar> why, it's only 2am !
03:04 <Ballig> wtf
03:22 <Spaceshot> no wonder you guys don't run games that start at 10:30 or 11 anymore
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03:44 <Ballig> we only did that for Canine
04:15 <Spaceshot> you changed all the game times for canine?
04:16 <Spaceshot> really?
04:38 <Avatar> that only involved running games a few hours earlier
04:52 <Ballig> if we didn't play at 10 he couldn't play
04:53 <Avatar> it's not the first time 
04:57 <Ballig> and he was a regular
07:17 <Spaceshot> whelp, that's me off
07:32 <Spaceshot> doubt I'll be playing tomorrow, but good chances I'd of been able to nevertheless
08:48 <Avatar> I'm going to have to put this character aside, it is giving me the shits 
08:53 <Avatar> dead end after dead end
09:00 <Ballig> why do you think it's even worthwhile
09:04 <Steven> whats the rules on pfs modules
09:09 <Avatar> because the hex exists
09:13 <Steven> i know they changed them recently
09:29 <Ballig> I don't think it exists for use as a weapon
09:34 <Ballig> it does shit damage with a huge attack penalty
09:43 <Ballig> I think it's mostly there for holding potions and manipulating objects
09:45 <Avatar> it is a weapon though
09:52 <Ballig> so is a broken dagger
10:19 <Ballig> it's like trying to build a character around acid splash
10:36 <Ballig> except you would hit more often with acid splash because it's against touch AC and doesn't take -5 to attack
10:54 <Ballig> it might even out with the extra damage on the hair, but it's still evening out to /acid splash/
11:17 <Steven> fly by attack w/ a lance and hair?
11:22 <Avatar> HAHAHA
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11:47 <Ballig> charge is full round
11:48 <Avatar> that might actually work
11:53 <Ballig> nope
11:59 <Ballig> you don't get your natural attack at the end of the charge
12:12 <Steven> fly by attack w/ hair?
12:18 <Steven> because somebody disarmed your lance
13:09 <Ballig> by the time you're fly-by attacking I really hope you aren't doing 1d3 damage
13:22 <Avatar> 1d3+int damage
13:31 <Steven> why you gotta rain on our parade ballag?
13:43 <Avatar> it's like 1d3+5
13:48 <Ballig> the +int only barely makes up for the -5 attack
13:48 <Avatar> before other bonuses
14:21 <Steven> dont you only take the -5 if you attack with something else first?  what if you're only attacking with the hair?
14:41 <Ballig> no
14:45 <Ballig> it's specifically a secondary attack
14:53 <Ballig> regardless of what other attacks you make
15:18 <Ballig> you might be able to remove the -5 penalty if you only attack with the hair
15:22 <Ballig> I'd have to check the bestiary to be certain
15:22 <Steven> thas pretty weak
15:33 <Ballig> but you're still left with a very lacklustre ability
15:34 <Steven> on no splits!
15:39 <Ballig> better off just grabbing a glaive and putting in more strength
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16:19 <Steven> so what about an alchemist w/ 4 arms flurry of blows?
16:27 <Steven> got any wisdom on that oen?
17:06 <Ballig> my wisdom on that one is that the extra arms mutation is badly written
17:20 <Ballig> and the author of that book has said that the arms weren't intended to be used for attacks
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18:34 <Ballig> [2:16:22 AM] <Steven> got any wisdom on that oen?
18:34 <Ballig> [2:17:01 AM] <Ballig> my wisdom on that one is that the extra arms mutation is badly written
18:34 <Ballig> [2:17:15 AM] <Ballig> and the author of that book has said that the arms weren't intended to be used for attacks
18:39 <Avatar> he's gone
18:42 <Ballig> oh
18:43 <Ballig> good one
18:50 <Avatar> [02:17] <Avatar> I wonder how useful the hair would be holding things
18:51 <Avatar> [02:17] <Avatar> in combat
18:51 <Avatar> [02:17] <Avatar> it's the same as the alchemist's arm isn't it
19:04 <Ballig> I believe it's meant to be similar to the alchemist's arm
19:11 <Ballig> you could use it to hold rods or wands or potions
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12:54 <Steven> oh man... that was painful
13:16 <Steven> sams mom.... such a biatch!
13:57 <Steven> but shes also pretty funny
14:23 <Steven> when not asking questions about the relationship i have with her daughter
14:45 <Steven> are you gonna marry her?  How many children do you want?
14:58 <Steven> and on... and on... and on...
15:24 <Steven> luckily, i got to sit there for most of it and sam just answered for me
35:24 Topic for #d&d is: PFS: Sat 1pm (Avatar, new game) | CoTE: Sun 1pm | ED: TBA || All topic times are AEST (UTC+10:00) | D&D and Pathfinder Online http://www.pfrpg.com.au
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28:08 <Mekkis_znc> does Tristen have a 5?
28:19 <Ballig> only his rogue that he's retired
29:03 <Ballig> sorry, ranger
29:31 <Mekkis_znc> Tasiv's retired?
31:34 <Ballig> yes
46:54 <Ballig> his rogue and new ranger are level 4, so I imagine they'll level up at the convention
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47:37 <Brunius> And then daylight savings was repealed
47:40 <Brunius> And everyone was happy
47:46 <Ballig> don't even joke about it :(
49:02 <Brunius> What time did I disconnect?
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49:28 <Brunius> Hmmm
49:32 <Brunius> Wonder what caused that
49:36 <Brunius> Thanks
49:57 <Brunius> There's no topic btw
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58:20 <Mekkis_znc> is Avatar really running a game next Saturday?
59:05 <Mort-> Hi mek
59:25 <Mort-> Took aqueous orb as 3rd level 3 spell
00:16 <Mekkis_znc> cool
01:20 <Mort-> Don't want to keep using will saves
01:52 <Mort-> Also i noticed all my idea of crowd control had to do with either mind affecting or sight
03:31 <Mort-> Aqueous orb also they have to hold their breath
03:39 <Mort-> Which means 2 concentration checks?
03:54 <Mort-> 1 for being underwater. One for being entangled
12:08 <Hydrazine> Hi.
12:18 <Brunius> Hydra!
12:19 <Mort-> Hi!
12:28 <Mort-> I have a new level 3 spell!
12:36 <Mort-> Aqueous orb
12:44 <Hydrazine> Yes?
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12:47 <Hydrazine> Whats it do?
12:51 <Brunius> Didn't you get water breathing
12:55 <Brunius> Disappoint
13:10 <Mort-> Make 2 reflex saves when you get caught in one.
13:29 <Mort-> First one you fail. You take 2 d6 non lethal 
13:37 <Hydrazine> So its the 'How to not catch Hoku' trap?
13:45 <Mort-> Second one you fail. You are sucked into  the orb
14:04 <Mort-> And i can move the orb where i jolly well please
14:19 <Hydrazine> Reading it now.
14:32 <Mort-> Hydra. To be honest. None of my spells can really hurt hoku ^^
14:54 <Mort-> I don't want to be so will dependent on saving throws
15:11 <Hydrazine> huh. it can hold 4 medium creatures
15:12 <Mort-> Everything i use is will save. Will save. And more will save.
15:15 <Mort-> Yeah
15:26 <Mort-> And i can keep them out of range
15:32 <Hydrazine> Yeah, Hoku's low save is fort.
15:34 <Mort-> So you with pike can hit
15:46 <Mort-> Dude. Most monsters are fort high
15:58 <Hydrazine> Yeah. Hes backwards.
15:59 <Mort-> Try not to hit the fort
16:05 <Hydrazine> Lol blinding horses.
16:07 <Hydrazine> Poor bastards.
16:15 <Hydrazine> Those tengu stood no chance.
16:18 <Mort-> All is fair in love and war
16:39 <Mort-> There is cover though
16:49 <Mort-> From hitting from outside
16:52 <Hydrazine> but entangled too
17:06 <Ballig> what should my level 4 cleric spend 5k gold on
17:10 <Mort-> But the alternative is putting them into a 50 ft pit
17:12 <Brunius> A rod of reach
17:19 <Mort-> I'm saving money
17:19 <Brunius> How much is that anyway
17:22 <Ballig> I was considering rod of reach
17:26 <Ballig> 3k
17:28 <Hydrazine> What should my level 4 fighter spend 5k gold on?
17:36 <Brunius> Magic'd armour
17:39 <Mort-> Belt of hill giant strength
17:40 <Ballig> your armour and weapon are both +1, right?
17:45 <Brunius> Get a +2 armour
17:46 <Ballig> I'd say belt of giant strength
17:50 <Ballig> or did you already buy that
17:52 <Hydrazine> No, actually. ANd I already go the belt.
17:57 <Mort-> I think he did
18:01 <Ballig> so your armour isn't +1?
18:02 <Mort-> He is offense first
18:04 <Hydrazine> I was thinking cloak of resist and +1 armor.
18:11 <Mort-> Sounds good
18:13 <Ballig> do you wear medium or heavy armour
18:17 <Mort-> Heavy
18:19 <Hydrazine> then start saving the rest for my +1 hammer fund.
18:22 <Mort-> He wears plate
18:25 <Ballig> do you have a masterwork full plate already?
18:29 <Hydrazine> yep.
18:32 <Ballig> wait, your hammer isn't already +1?
18:36 <Hydrazine> MW.
18:41 <Ballig> that is your first priority
18:50 <Ballig> do you have any +1 weapon?
18:53 <Hydrazine> No.
18:56 <Ballig> yeah, get +1 weapon
18:58 <Mort-> Masterwork and +1 don't stack for attack bonus
18:59 <Ballig> it's only 2000 gold
19:12 <Hydrazine> Hmm.
19:14 <Ballig> 2000 gold for the weapon, 1000 gold for the armour
19:17 <Ballig> you've still got 2000 gold left
19:18 <Mort-> He is waiting for my magic weapon scroll :p
19:19 <Hydrazine> 2k left.
19:26 <Ballig> you can get cloak of resistance and have 1000 left
19:33 <Hydrazine> sounds like a sweet deal.
19:51 <Hydrazine> I do already pack a cold iron and silver weapon
20:01 <Hydrazine> Maybe I'll put the rest towards my comp. longbow.
20:02 <Mort-> That's elementary
20:06 <Mort-> Even khaz does
20:14 <Mort-> Id screw the longbow :p
20:19 <Ballig> yeah, a masterwork composite longbow is pretty expensive
20:27 <Ballig> but it's worth having
20:33 <Ballig> what's your strength modifier? +6?
20:47 <Hydrazine> But I feel like I'm kinda missing out by having so much Strength and no composite bow.
20:47 <Mort-> You couldn't hit the broad side of the barn if your life depended on it
20:48 <Hydrazine> Yes.
20:48 <Mort-> And yes
20:57 <Ballig> you might not be able to afford a masterwork composite longbow with that modifier
20:58 <Hydrazine> Eh. Not really.
21:16 <Hydrazine> Normal archery for Jerus is at +5.
21:28 <Ballig> Mort-: fighters have BAB
21:31 <Ballig> that makes them good at any combat
21:41 <Ballig> and being able to do 1d8+6 damage at range is pretty good for a fighter
21:53 <Hydrazine> Even if my dex is terrible, still not that bad of a shot.
22:01 <Mort-> I get +6 for bab
22:11 <Ballig> for which character?
22:15 <Hydrazine> I mean, +5 is fair for this level. Not as impressive as my +14 or so to trip, but still.
22:16 <Mort-> Sorry
22:18 <Mort-> Eor shooting
22:24 <Ballig> that's not BAB
22:24 <Mort-> On mort
22:41 <Mort-> Its dex
22:46 <Ballig> right
22:49 <Ballig> that's not BAB
22:51 <Mort-> I'm a pretty good aim!
23:16 <Mort-> I think you'll never see khaz get a composite longbow :p
23:29 <Mort-> He will be cbfked
23:33 <Spaceshot> so... what is being played today?
23:40 <Mort-> Cote?
23:45 <Ballig> Hydrazine: masterwork composite longbow (+6) will cost you 1k
23:49 <Hydrazine> huh.
23:53 * Mort- looks at ballig
23:54 <Hydrazine> Not sure if its worth it for Jerus though.
24:02 <Hydrazine> I mean, he doesn't spend that much time shooting stuff
24:15 <Mort-> Same as khaz would answer
24:20 <Ballig> it's a "nice to have" item
24:34 <Mort-> So lets get his armor and weapon going!
24:35 <Hydrazine> I think I agree. I'll keep it in mind.
24:48 <Ballig> might nto be worth spending your last 1k on though
24:55 <Hydrazine> True.
25:01 <Mort-> Btw protection from evil
25:02 <Hydrazine> But worth thinking about sometime.
25:15 <Spaceshot> Ballig: is CoTE being played today or just usual PFS?
25:24 <Mort-> If cast before the charm person or whatever?
25:38 <Hydrazine> Hes getting to the point though, where 1d8 plain ranged isn't really carrying his weight, especially not at his reduced accuracy.
25:43 <Mort-> Gives +2 saves or immunity
26:01 <Mort-> I know you could probably carry the entire party
26:02 <Hydrazine> Hes still a monster in melee though.
26:38 <Mort-> I think khaz and his equipment would weigh around 150-170 lbs
26:54 <Mort-> Mort and her equipment would weigh about 110
26:59 <Ballig> Spaceshot: CotE
27:05 <Ballig> it's in the schedule
27:16 <Spaceshot> yes, but it's been there quite some time, just checking
27:28 <Brunius> Er
27:32 <Brunius> It's been TBA for a while
27:38 <Hydrazine> Jerus with a sheet of wood and a rope could drag the rest of his party. Yes.
27:49 <Ballig> it's in the actual schedule
27:53 <Mort-> Lol
27:54 <Ballig> http://www.pfrpg.com.au/schedule.php5
27:57 <Ballig> remember that
28:01 <Ballig> it tells you what we're playing and when
28:08 <Hydrazine> Drag limit is 4x carry limit right?
28:15 <Mort-> Fit to plough if you run out of cows? :p
28:17 <Spaceshot> no I don't remember that, because I dodn't look
28:20 <Spaceshot> don't*
28:23 <Brunius> I think so, Hydra
28:24 <Hydrazine> and wheeled vehicle limit is 4x that I think.
28:28 * Mort- giggles
28:36 <Ballig> then look instead of asking
29:10 * Mort- is really hoping someday we can ask each other about back stories in game
29:14 <Hydrazine> Huh. Drag/push is 5x max load.
29:22 <Mort-> Not artimus. He is a rude fk
29:24 <Mort-> :d
29:31 <Hydrazine> 3000 pounds? That should cover the rest of the party.
29:33 <Ballig> he's not rude, he's just to the point
29:35 <Mort-> Drag will draw aoo?
29:44 <Mort-> Who is the father.
29:47 <Ballig> yes
29:49 <Ballig> it might have been relevant
29:55 <Hydrazine> Um. I'm talking about moving heavy things, Mort.
30:02 <Hydrazine> Not combat maneuvers.
30:05 <Mort-> How sensitive of you
30:08 <Mort-> Ah
30:26 <Ballig> he didn't care about sensitivity, he cared about getting the answers necessary to complete the mission
30:38 <Mort-> Well i guess
30:56 <Mort-> Id just do what is around to do
30:59 <Mort-> And have fun
31:07 <Mort-> Whatever will be will be
31:08 <Ballig> then stop criticising me about how I roleplay my character
31:10 <Ballig> it's getting old
31:12 <Mort-> Ok
31:32 <Spaceshot> haha, mort criticising other peoples roleplaying? nice one
31:44 <Mort-> No he is a rude guy
31:48 <Mort-> :d
31:50 <Mort-> Commenting
32:02 <Ballig> what did I just say mort
32:03 <Mort-> And well i did glare at him some
32:06 <Mort-> Ya
32:16 <Ballig> I dont' care if you disagree with my character in-character during a game, that's fine, it's roleplay
32:22 <Ballig> but knock it off with the criticism afterwards
32:25 <Ballig> you do it every time
32:28 <Mort-> Ok
34:45 * Mort- taps hydra. Can you help me carry my gear so i don't have to use muleback chords? :p
35:02 <Mort-> And wear a cloak of resistance? :p
35:23 <Mort-> I really should look into handy haversacks
35:27 <Ballig> you can't rely on Jerus being there every time
35:33 <Mort-> I know
35:40 <Mort-> But I'm so used to him?
35:53 * Mort- cuddles herself
36:42 <Brunius> Ha
36:50 <Brunius> There's an 8-bit version of google maps out!
37:00 <Mort-> I almost expect him and oskar to be lurking somewhere around
37:04 <Mort-> With mort
37:37 <Hydrazine> But we haven't had Zirul around for a while.
38:00 <Ballig> that's just how PFS goes
38:42 <Hydrazine> Yeah, I know.
39:32 <Hydrazine> Considering getting Jerus a mount.
39:58 <Ballig> does he have any mounted combat feats
40:19 <Mort-> Get ready to get your mount shot from under you
40:32 <Mort-> I told you i wanted khaz to go mounted before :p
40:41 <Mort-> Just to 1 hand the lance and spell combat
40:51 <Mort-> But id take an awful lot of space
40:57 <Brunius> Get a lance one size category smaller than you
41:05 <Brunius> Then it's a one handed weapon
41:07 <Brunius> But still has reach
41:10 <Mort-> Can you?
41:14 <Mort-> Lol id buy it
41:20 <Mort-> Woot!
41:22 <Hydrazine> Whats the point of that?
41:27 <Brunius> It's one handed
41:29 <Mort-> Never get to step into melee again!
41:30 <Brunius> instead of two handed
41:31 <Hydrazine> A lance is one handed if your mounted anyway.
41:35 <Brunius> Is it?
41:37 <Ballig> yeah
41:38 <Hydrazine> ...
41:39 <Mort-> Yes
41:46 <Brunius> Shows how much I read this stuff
41:48 <Mort-> But i wanted a reach one handed weapon
41:55 <Hydrazine> Only one's a whip I think.
42:04 <Hydrazine> Unless you take a fighter archetype.
42:11 <Mort-> Well i don't mind having a smaller
42:19 <Mort-> Weapon if i can 1 hand it
42:34 <Hydrazine> -2 to attack.
42:38 <Brunius> I was going to do it before I considered how cheesy it is
42:45 <Mort-> What?
42:47 <Mort-> Ill pass
42:52 <Mort-> Ill just enlarge myself
42:59 <Mort-> And pretend i have reach.
43:32 <Ballig> yeah, you take -2 penalty to attack for each size category different to you
43:36 <Mort-> I'm not using a whip
43:44 <Ballig> so wielding an undersized lance is -2
43:45 <Mort-> No thank you.
43:55 <Mort-> Its back to the melee mess :(
44:08 * Mort- positively sulks
44:16 <Ballig> wah wah wah
44:36 <Mort-> Yeah.
44:42 <Hydrazine> I thought about getting a large bastard sword, Ballig
45:00 <Ballig> why
45:12 <Hydrazine> -2 attack for 2d8 base damage.
45:38 <Mort-> I'm thinking of 101 ways of how to walk out of a melee mess.
45:39 <Ballig> to raise your damage from 7 to 9 on average?
45:42 <Ballig> not sure that's worth it
45:52 <Mort-> He has a nice attack roll
45:58 <Brunius> Yeah, I don't think that worth it
45:59 <Ballig> not sure it's worth it.
46:10 <Ballig> the majority of damage comes from bonuses, not from the base weapon damage
46:14 <Mort-> How to pretend you are meleeing without actually getting hit
46:15 <Brunius> Guesstimating probabilities it doesn't look worh it
46:19 <Brunius> worth*
46:27 <Hydrazine> Yeah. Like I said, thought about it.
46:29 <Mort-> Get a scythe!
46:40 <Mort-> Its great for mowing lawns!
46:47 <Hydrazine> Don't think I need a 4x crit weapon..
46:52 <Brunius> And harvesting souls
46:54 <Mort-> Haha
46:59 <Hydrazine> Unless someone takes butterfly sting.
47:11 <Hydrazine> Then Jerus will immediately buy a 4x crit weapon.
47:12 <Mort-> Not i said the magus!
47:27 <Mort-> You won't see khaz.
47:41 <Mort-> You can't pay mort to get into melee :p
47:44 <Hydrazine> Poor bastard tengu.
47:50 <Hydrazine> Didn't even get one round of combat.
48:10 <Mort-> Damage prevention is the way to go!
48:13 <Brunius> Hmm
48:17 <Brunius> Back in a couple minutes
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49:29 <Mort-> The problem with being a wizard
49:40 <Hydrazine> Is having too many badass spells?
49:46 <Mort-> Is you will run out of spells if you aren't careful
50:08 <Mort-> Most scenarios have been 15 Minute work day stuff
50:11 <Hydrazine> The benefit with being a fighter
50:18 <Mort-> What do you think would happen
50:23 <Hydrazine> is that Jerus can hammer all day, pretty much.
50:24 <Mort-> If after that boss
50:29 <Mort-> There was another boss
50:41 <Hydrazine> We'd have to fight it legitimately?
50:42 <Mort-> Or if there were 3 more waves of tengu
50:50 <Mort-> Not.
50:56 <Hydrazine> And probably do okay, since our cleric hadn't used much of his resources.
50:58 <Mort-> i had hideous laughter
51:03 <Mort-> One more time :d
51:21 <Hydrazine> And none of us were really hurt.
51:26 <Hydrazine> Except our level 1.
51:31 <Hydrazine> But we knew that was coming.
51:38 <Mort-> Yeah
51:45 <Mort-> I tried to protect him
51:58 <Mort-> I even gave him my scrolls
52:22 <Hydrazine> Curious how the rules are oriented specifically to make changing size not effective for ranged combat.
52:27 <Mort-> If 3 more waves of tengu itd be troublesome
52:33 <Hydrazine> ...Why?
52:34 <Mort-> Too powerful
52:36 <Hydrazine> They did what to us?
52:50 <Mort-> Well you were happily cleaving them apart
52:52 <Hydrazine> Cause it seemed like they did alot of dying.
52:55 <Hydrazine> And thats about it.
52:56 <Mort-> Say 6 of them come
53:02 <Mort-> You can't cleave them all
53:06 <Hydrazine> Thats like 2 rounds of work.
53:08 <Hydrazine> Oh well.
53:23 <Mort-> I'm no use in an actual melee :p
53:42 <Mort-> We can just say
53:47 <Hydrazine> if I actually used regular cleave, Jerus can do 4 a round.
53:54 <Mort-> Oskar gets his full attacks every round
54:02 <Hydrazine> Mostly.
54:03 <Mort-> So if enlarge were to work on him
54:09 <Mort-> With gravity bow
54:10 <Hydrazine> Sometimes he has to deal with obstacles.
54:18 <Hydrazine> How does he get gravity bow?
54:19 <Mort-> Think on what mess he would give
54:22 <Mort-> He can't
54:26 <Mort-> Or oil
54:28 <Mort-> Maybe
54:30 <Mort-> He could
54:48 <Mort-> And he would just shoot the fk out of those tengu
54:54 <Mort-> Even before they got close
55:01 <Mort-> I really miss him for yesterday
55:02 <Mort-> :p
55:10 <Mort-> Btw
55:14 <Hydrazine> He would'e had a field day.
55:20 <Mort-> I just thought of one more thing for socks
55:23 <Hydrazine> Even if all he did was shoot horses.
55:28 <Mort-> Hold magic missile wand
55:38 <Mort-> Someone waving fingers?
55:39 <Hydrazine> Have you found any sources about the usefulness of familiars?
55:42 <Mort-> Fire wand
55:49 <Mort-> Bit merry
55:51 <Mort-> Messy
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55:58 <Mort-> Too many threads
56:19 <Brunius> mIRC keeps complaining advanced options is off
56:23 <Brunius> Anyone know what that's about?
56:29 <Mort-> I know people use mephits to sling umd
56:34 <Mort-> And they have claws
56:44 <Mort-> As in claw attacks
57:15 <Mort-> There was a famous familiar chatterbeak who told his wizard master information
57:47 <Mort-> Treantmonks guide to wizards also says you can use familiars to double skill check
58:38 <Mort-> I've heard of monkeys throwing alchemist fire before their master pryotechnics the place up
59:10 <Brunius> Hmmm
00:02 <Brunius> Is it a bad idea to go 16/16/16/10/10/10
00:07 <Brunius> Er
00:09 <Mort-> No
00:32 <Brunius> 16/16/10/10/16/10
00:35 <Hydrazine> Depends on what you're playing?
00:55 <Brunius> Gunslinger, dual wielding pistol and rapier
00:58 <Mort-> Hell. Someone was even using his raven to umd
01:00 <Brunius> He's a pirate
01:02 <Brunius> Arrrr
01:08 <Hydrazine> 10 con in melee?
01:13 <Hydrazine> Have fun with that.
01:16 <Mort-> Saying ravens can talk
01:30 <Mort-> Didn't we jump mek over it the last time?
01:38 <Mort-> Going you idiot!
01:57 <Brunius> Er, I can't go triple 16s
02:01 <Brunius> why did I think I could
02:27 <Mort-> paizo.com/forums/dmtz221l?Raven-Familiars-and-Use-Magic-Device#0
02:35 <Mort-> The raven and the umd
03:17 <Mort-> Even the mephit umded
03:35 <Hydrazine> holy shit, an Artificer?
03:44 <Hydrazine> My god, do you know how OP a raw artificer is?
03:53 <Mort-> No
03:59 <Mort-> I don't know what is one
04:09 <Hydrazine> I played one once. He became an NPC.
04:25 <Hydrazine> level 5 or so, you could give this artificer a +1 longsword.
04:43 <Hydrazine> He takes it apart, makes 2 +1 longswords.
04:50 <Hydrazine> No money or xp spent on this.
04:54 <Brunius> Which are then taken apart?
05:08 <Hydrazine> Nah, can't take apart your own for the same benefits.
05:30 <Hydrazine> But yeah, he could make magic items for 25% base cost.
05:49 <Hydrazine> And aslong as he had a fair amount of things to break, without spending XP either.
06:01 <Hydrazine> So yeah, his party was geared to the teeth.,
06:03 <Brunius> man
07:03 <Brunius> Uh, if you make one, break it into two, then sell one of those, wouldn't it be 0% base cost?
07:33 <Mort-> He started his own manufactury?
07:36 <Mort-> After?
07:49 <Mort-> Thats why he became an npc? :d
11:56 <Hydrazine> Yeah.
12:46 <Hydrazine> No, Brunius. Can't break your own stuff at the same benefits for breaking other stuff.
16:57 <Mort-> Ok
17:03 <Mort-> How does a familiar die
17:10 <Mort-> When their hp reaches 0?
17:13 <Hydrazine> The same way anything else dies?
17:24 <Mort-> Or when - cons
17:29 <Hydrazine> I wouldn't say so. Everything else gets to go to -con, right?
17:47 <Mort-> Don't laugh. I'm really going to make socks wear armor
17:53 <Mort-> I'm serious.
18:09 <Hydrazine> ...Why?
18:17 <Mort-> Why not?
18:22 <Mort-> She isn't invisible
18:35 <Mort-> She holds the wand of magic missiles
18:51 <Mort-> Ready action. Zap whoever who tries casting
18:56 <Hydrazine> Um. I would say that you need a familiar that can speak to use wands.
19:05 <Mort-> They can speak?
19:23 <Hydrazine> weasels?
19:35 <Mort-> Urm
19:45 <Mort-> When she grows wings
19:54 <Mort-> 3 more scenarios to go
19:57 <Hydrazine> Ballig, how do you feel about familiars fetching things from bags and such?
20:15 <Mort-> You can train your dawg to fetch your papers
20:30 <Mort-> My familiar is probably smarter then your dawg is
20:46 <Hydrazine> I think a dog is int 2.
20:49 <Mort-> There is the bite the potion bottle seal open
21:01 <Mort-> My familiar has int 8
21:15 <Hydrazine> Dunno. Its not really clear if potions are corked or screw topped or what.
21:37 <Mort-> Its a running joke that some familiars are smarter then their masters
21:46 <Mort-> It happens with sorcerors
21:51 <Hydrazine> I think I've known some people at or below int 8.
22:03 <Mort-> High level ones
22:16 <Ballig> Hydrazine: regular familiars aren't entirely capable of it
22:43 <Ballig> even if I was swayed that the particular familiar was physically capable of it, it certainly wouldn't be a move action
22:48 <Mort-> She's smarter then your dawg
22:51 <Hydrazine> Why, would you say?
22:52 <Ballig> it's a move action for a medium creature to retrieve an item stored in a small bag on their person
22:59 <Ballig> a familiar diving into a bag to retrieve something would have to be multiple full rounds
22:59 <Mort-> Fetch socks fetch!
23:19 <Hydrazine> Okay, so you're saying it would take longer than a person.
23:26 <Hydrazine> Is that all?
23:44 <Ballig> assuming I was convinced that it was physically possible for the familiar to do it
24:08 <Mort-> She has paws. A mouth
24:14 <Ballig> does she have opposable thumbs?
24:17 <Ballig> if not, the paws are worthless
24:48 <Mort-> Opposable thumbs?
24:52 <Ballig> is a scroll damaged by being carried in the jaws of an animal?
25:06 <Mort-> Your papers can be read right?
25:15 <Ballig> how does it kn ow which scroll to get? is it rolled up?
25:20 <Ballig> can it read? can it see in the dark confines of the bag?
25:43 <Mort-> Because i told her where it was in my pack
25:50 <Mort-> Read can be fixed though
25:53 <Ballig> you can't tell someone "it's the third scroll from the left"
25:59 <Mort-> Read magic cantrip
26:23 <Mort-> It is the urm 13th scroll from the right
26:41 <Ballig> nope
26:45 <Hydrazine> with 8 int, is reading impossible?
26:48 <Ballig> no
26:59 <Ballig> but the scroll is rolled up, isn't it?
27:04 <Ballig> how does it know what's on the scroll?
27:45 <Ballig> does it have darkvision or low-light vision?
27:52 <Mort-> Weasels have low light vision
27:54 <Mort-> Anyway
28:23 <Ballig> and even if you were able to tell it exactly where the scroll was (relative to how you would normally know which one it is), I'd probably say it would take one or more move actions to give it that information
28:29 <Spaceshot> if you're using a handy haversack, or better yet a large bag of holding
28:31 <Tashes_> with an int of 8, how does it know to unroll the scroll?
28:40 <Spaceshot> then it wouldn't be hard to unravel the scroll and cast it
28:41 <Mort-> I'm giving orders
28:46 <Mort-> We can talk!
28:51 <Ballig> Mort-: yep, you're paying attention to the familiar
28:56 <Ballig> so you're using at minimum move actions
29:02 <Ballig> while you stop paying attention to combat
29:07 <Mort-> Free action to talk sins
29:09 <Mort-> Shop
29:11 <Mort-> In combat
29:22 <Mort-> Speak with master
29:23 <Ballig> not if you're having to pay attention to the familiar too
29:24 <Ballig> not just talk
29:41 <Spaceshot> having to direct a familiar is the part that takes time
29:49 <Mort-> I'm talking to my familiar because she understands
29:50 <Spaceshot> now, if you colour code the scrolls, that's another story
29:56 <Ballig> yes, the talking is fine
29:56 <Spaceshot> as long as your familiar isn't colour blind :P
29:59 * Mort- strokes socks
30:07 <Ballig> it's the whole paying attention to what the familiar is doing, thinking about how to give it directions to what it's meant to do
30:10 <Ballig> that's all taking time
30:16 <Mort-> Weasels aren't and yes i don't mind
30:30 <Mort-> Colour coding everything
30:44 <Ballig> how do you know weasels aren't colour blind
30:49 <Mort-> But even if i can't its just one level away
31:37 <Hydrazine> Label them with animal shapes!
31:45 <Hydrazine> Socks, fetch the bird!
31:53 <Hydrazine> fetch the snake! the beetle!
32:21 <Ballig> so then you have the issue of: what can a weasel fetch in its jaws?
32:32 <Ballig> it might physically be capable of fetching a scroll, assuming you've put something in place to make that easier
32:34 <Ballig> what about a potion?
32:59 <Ballig> does it risk breaking a scroll or a wand if it picks it up in its jaws? should you roll bite damage on the item to see if it survives the attack?
33:16 <Mort-> The bite is crap
33:23 <Mort-> Feel free to roll
33:25 <Ballig> scrolls don't have much hp
33:32 <Mort-> Won't get past hardness
33:36 <Ballig> scrolls don't have much hardness
33:58 <Mort-> 1d3-4
33:59 <Hydrazine> Make it roll -4 nonlethal.
34:01 <Mort-> Enjoy
34:06 <Ballig> you can't do nonlethal against an object
34:15 <Ballig> paper has 0 hardness
34:28 <Mort-> I think you would do 1 damage
34:29 <Hydrazine> Then its not an attack roll, because you aren't trying to break it?
34:35 <Ballig> and maximum 2 hp
34:40 <Ballig> it's actually 2 per inch of thickness
34:43 <Mort-> 9
34:46 <Mort-> ?
35:05 <Ballig> how thick is a piece of paper?
35:34 <Hydrazine> Several sorts of animals move their young around by mouth. At less than almost human intelligence.
35:48 <Mort-> simple strips of leather. A scroll has AC 9, 1 hit point, hardness 0, and a break DC of 8.
35:52 <Ballig> fetching a scroll isn't something a weasel does naturally
36:01 <Ballig> okay, it has 1 hp and 0 hardness
36:04 <Hydrazine> I've seen seeing-eye dogs carry beer cans around by the back end, so they don't slob all over the top.
36:06 <Ballig> it would break it to pick it up
36:11 <Mort-> Lol
36:14 <Hydrazine> Is that something dogs do naturally?
36:23 <Ballig> I'm sure it does damage to the can
36:32 <Ballig> show me a dog that can retrieve a piece of paper without damaging it
36:45 <Mort-> Wow i didn't know you can get a dog to fetch your gear
36:49 <Ballig> Mort-: there's no attack roll, the AC is meaningless
36:52 <Mort-> Your bedr
36:56 <Mort-> Beer
37:36 <Ballig> so have you been sufficiently convinced that this whole thing isn't worth it?
37:51 <Hydrazine> Get a monkey familiar!
38:02 <Ballig> you need an imp familiar if you want to do advanced things
38:41 <Mort-> Ill use faerie dragon
38:43 <Mort-> Actually
38:45 <Hydrazine> You don't think a human intelligence monkey could do things like potion fetching?
38:53 <Mort-> Wrong alignment for imp
39:00 <Mort-> I won't bother change
39:14 <Mort-> Since next level ill use faerie dragon
39:18 <Ballig> you could potentially get a monkey to do it, you've got a much better chance than a weasel
39:25 <Ballig> I don't think it's worth trying to optimise a familiar that much
39:26 <Mort-> I've been having a weasel for 6 levels
39:33 <Mort-> One more won't make a difference
39:34 <Ballig> you're just going to run into issues with GMs
39:51 <Mort-> Ok why don't we have a look at faerie dragons
40:17 <Mort-> I already took improved familiar at 5
40:21 <Mort-> Waiting for 7
40:57 <Mort-> www.d20pfsrd.com/bestiary/monster-listings/dragons/dragon-faerie
41:17 <Ballig> that's not listed as an improved familiar in the core rulebook
41:20 <Ballig> is it listed somewhere else?
42:09 <Mort-> Faerie dragons sometimes ally with spellcasters, serving as curious, occasionally reckless, but always true familiars. An arcane spellcaster of at least 7th level with an alignment within 1 step of chaotic good who has the Improved Familiar feat may select a faerie dragon as a familiar.
42:26 <Mort-> One step of chaotic good
42:28 <Ballig> is it PFS legal?
42:30 <Mort-> Ng
44:16 <Ballig> it's not legal for PFS
44:28 <Ballig> Familiars: compsognathus, snapping turtle;
44:33 <Ballig> those are the only two familiars from Bestiary 2 that are legal
45:12 <Ballig> oh it's bestiary 3, let me check that
45:36 <Ballig> bestiary 3 doesn't list any legal familiars
48:05 <Mort-> Feats: none of the feats are legal for play for PCs, animal companions, or familiars unless specifically granted by another legal source;
48:06 <Mort-> Hm
48:15 <Mort-> Unless i can find another legal source
48:18 <Mort-> Back to umd
48:23 <Ballig> that's not the line you want
48:30 <Ballig> the bit you want is the fact it doesn't mention familiars at all
48:35 <Ballig> that means the familiars in bestiary 3 are not legal for play
48:51 <Ballig> look above that at bestiary 2 and bestiary 1
48:55 <Ballig> that's what you need it to say if the familiar was legal
50:26 <Mort-> Im
50:27 <Mort-> Hm
50:33 <Mort-> No faerie dragons
50:36 <Mort-> So what else
50:42 <Mort-> I can't take imps
50:43 <Ballig> if you ever see anything that looks really awesome, always check the resources first to see if it's legal
52:50 <Mort-> That's going to be a problem
53:17 <Mort-> Im not getting a "normal" familiar so to speak
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53:43 <Ballig> you could get a pseudodragon
54:36 <Mort-> No
54:47 <Mort-> They aren't invisible
54:53 <Ballig> okay
55:02 <Mort-> And that i thought about for khaz
56:19 <Mort-> For a much darker purpose
56:39 <Mort-> But realised monsters have fort save up the roof
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04:18 <Spaceshot> familiars in UM are legal though
04:24 <Spaceshot> and they are nice and interesting
04:48 <Spaceshot> you can take imp only because improved familiar feat allows it
04:53 <Mort-> No
04:55 <Mort-> I will not
04:59 <Spaceshot> I said can
05:03 <Mort-> Take an imp
05:05 <Avatar> I had a look at the UM ones and thought are flavoursome but the bonuses are pretty ho hum
05:08 <Spaceshot> doesn't mean you will, it just means you have the ability to do so
05:18 <Spaceshot> turtle is awesome though
05:36 <Spaceshot> I don't think UM gives any new improved familiars though
05:39 <Spaceshot> which is saddening
06:15 <Spaceshot> because I'm tempting making a fair and balanced alchemist (not 4armed) with tumor familiar and doing familiar hijinks
06:36 <Spaceshot> because tumor familiar allows me to choose what type of familiar that comes out of my tumor
06:41 <Spaceshot> each time it comes out :P
07:11 <Spaceshot> that + feral and vivisectionist = alot of damage
07:43 <Spaceshot> sadly I can't save feats so I'd probably have to wait till level 3 to get both feral and tumor
08:02 <Mort-> Can ravens use wands? ^^
08:08 <Mort-> Hold in claws
08:09 <Spaceshot> doubt it
08:28 <Spaceshot> but I bet you'd be able to have an arguement about it to the GM for quite some time
08:57 <Spaceshot> though I'd give a raven a staff
09:01 <Spaceshot> because they can speak :P
11:01 <Hydrazine> Well.
11:11 <Hydrazine> Wands say they require a command word, not special motions.
11:19 <Hydrazine> So with UMD and speaking common, I think it works.
12:03 <Spaceshot> they require command words?
12:05 <Spaceshot> huh
14:03 <Mort-> My raven will be fully literate
14:16 <Mort-> She will probably be smarter then you
14:46 <Brunius> I really must try a wizard character some time
14:56 <Mort-> Uh oh
15:00 <Mort-> Not common?
15:25 <Mort-> www.d20pfsrd.com/bestiary/monster-listings/outsiders/psychopomp/psychopomp-nosoi
15:28 <Hydrazine> Not smarter than Jerus!
15:33 <Hydrazine> Hes pretty smart for a fighter.
15:39 <Hydrazine> Just not charismatic. Or wise.
16:14 <Mort-> Will be as i gain levels
16:24 <Mort-> Its an old joke
16:28 <Spaceshot> Brunius: don't do it
20:40 <Brunius> Why not?
20:51 <Mort-> Gr
21:01 <Mort-> how do you teach your familiar common
21:34 <Brunius> Rank in Linguistics?
22:22 <Mort-> I have ranks in linguistics
22:27 <Mort-> Do they carry over?
22:47 <Mort-> Because familiars get all their masters skill ranks
22:49 <Mort-> Sort of
23:18 <Brunius> Look it up
23:57 <Hydrazine> written or verbal?
24:19 <Mort-> Else I'm bagging mephits
24:19 <Hydrazine> I think its pretty fair to say a creature with an int greater than 2 can understand a language.
24:30 <Mort-> Its speaking
25:15 <Mort-> Could i just order the command word to be in celestial?
25:24 <Mort-> Not an issue. I speak celestial anyway
25:36 <Mort-> ^^
28:42 <Brunius> Consult the rulebook
28:54 <Hydrazine> So can a deaf oracle use wands?
29:33 <Spaceshot> yes
29:41 <Spaceshot> just because you're deaf doesn't mean you can't speak
30:58 <Mort-> Can you get command words in different languages ?
31:25 <Hydrazine> But a deaf character has a 20% failure chance when casting spells with verbal components.
32:08 <Mort-> Lol he can't use that clw wand properly?
32:10 <Spaceshot> it's not a spell
32:17 * Mort- rofls
32:33 <Spaceshot> activating a wand isn't casting a spell
32:51 <Avatar> deaf oracles get a 20% failure chance to cast verbal spells?
33:00 <Hydrazine> Deaf ORACLES don't.
33:02 <Spaceshot> yes, but they get to silent spell everything
33:04 <Hydrazine> Deaf other things do.
33:06 <Avatar> oh yeah
33:07 <Spaceshot> no deaf ORACLES do
33:20 <Spaceshot> if they decide not to use silent spell for some stupid reason
33:34 <Mort-> He can cast while silent
33:46 <Spaceshot> sure can
33:47 <Mort-> Now no faerie dragons.
33:51 <Hydrazine> Sure, space, but thats pretty silly.
34:29 <Spaceshot> sure is
34:40 <Spaceshot> but I think verbal based spells, such as command
34:42 <Ballig> wands are spell trigger
34:44 <Spaceshot> can't be done silent
34:47 <Ballig> I don't thin you speak to activate them
35:00 <Mort-> You need a command word
35:02 <Spaceshot> yea never thought you did need to speak for them
35:09 <Spaceshot> are you 100% sure mort?
35:26 <Hydrazine> http://www.d20pfsrd.com/magic-items#TOC-Spell-Trigger
36:21 <Spaceshot> so you do need to say a word
36:42 <Mort-> Spell Trigger: Spell trigger activation is similar to spell completion, but it's even simpler. No gestures or spell finishing is needed, just a special knowledge of spellcasting that an appropriate character would know, and a single word that must be spoken
37:12 <Ballig> mort, we all just read it
37:14 <Ballig> you don't need to paste it
37:20 <Ballig> you have to cut down on pasting things
37:30 <Mort-> So. Could i make the wand trigger to be in celestial?
37:37 <Spaceshot> no
37:49 <Mort-> I speak that language so it isn't an issue
37:52 <Spaceshot> not in PFS
38:11 <Spaceshot> I think it's common in PFS
38:14 <Hydrazine> Where is this discussed?
38:22 <Mort-> Can't i order wands special?
38:23 <Spaceshot> or better yet, a GM would slap you for making it anything but common
38:26 <Hydrazine> I'm not saying your wrong, I just don't know which part of the book that is.
38:43 <Spaceshot> Mort-: Pathfinder Society gear isn't tailor made, it just comes from a vault of gear
38:48 <Avatar> why do you want it to be in celestial
38:51 <Ballig> isn't the command word decided by the creator
38:55 <Avatar> so that people who can't speak celestial can't activate it
39:00 <Spaceshot> Ballig: yes
39:03 <Mort-> Because my familiar doesn't speak common lol
39:06 <Ballig> when you identify a wand, you intrinsically kn ow the command word
39:11 <Spaceshot> Mort-: did you create the wand?
39:11 <Ballig> she wants her familiar to be able to use the wand
39:15 <Ballig> she's trying to min-max her familiar
39:24 <Avatar> yeah I don't think it matters what language it's in
39:29 <Ballig> does your familiar have to use UMD to activate it?
39:36 <Avatar> when you're talking about a single word, anyone can know it
39:43 <Mort-> Sure. And he can use my umd
39:45 <Mort-> She
39:46 <Ballig> right
39:47 <Mort-> Sorry
39:49 <Ballig> then it doesn't matter what the word is
39:52 <Ballig> she doesn't even need to know the word
39:54 <Mort-> I have umd
39:57 <Ballig> right
40:03 <Ballig> using UMD negates the command word
40:05 <Mort-> Ok your going to have a weird familiar
40:23 <Ballig> none of my characters have a familiar
40:49 <Mort-> www.d20pfsrd.com/bestiary/monster-listings/outsiders/psychopomp/psychopomp-nosoi
40:54 <Hydrazine> Isn't that a higher DC though, Ballig?
40:57 <Mort-> There we go
41:14 <Mort-> There is no way a familiar can skip umd
41:25 <Spaceshot> and where does it say you can use that familar?
41:29 <Spaceshot> familiar*
41:35 <Ballig> I think "use a wand" is the DC you would use, I don't think you'd go in for activate blindly
41:37 <Hydrazine> If the familiar has the spell?
41:57 <Mort-> Familiar spell list is limited
42:01 <Mort-> I won't live with it
42:16 <Mort-> 20- ill pay it
42:55 <Ballig> Mort-: you need a copy of Ashes at Dawn if you expect to use that familiar at any of my tables
43:11 <Mort-> I don't own any books
43:21 <Ballig> didn't say you have to own it
43:23 <Mort-> And you sort of know it
43:24 <Ballig> I said you have to have a copy of it
43:30 <Spaceshot> :P
43:35 <Ballig> I allow it for everything else because *I* have copies of all the books you use
43:39 <Ballig> I don't have a copy of Ashes of Dawn
43:41 <Mort-> Oh
43:44 <Ballig> and I know how much you misinterpret when you use the SRD
43:45 <Mort-> Haha!
43:53 <Spaceshot> yea I think Ahes to Dawn is a hard to get pdf :P
43:55 <Mort-> Now that's a good laugh
44:02 <Mort-> Lol
44:49 <Mort-> Rather have one of those Telepathic ones
44:51 <Mort-> Though
44:54 <Mort-> We will see
45:34 <Mort-> Alternatively its mephits :p
45:34 <Ballig> what you're saying is you want the perfect familiar?
45:43 <Ballig> telepathic, invisiblity at will, can use wands and scrolls and retrieve items for you?
46:01 <Ballig> why not go for one that can do lots of melee damage too
46:04 <Mort-> Invisibility at will i can work around
46:06 <Ballig> sounds like you want an eidolon, take levels of summoner
46:21 <Mort-> No i am not a summoner
46:32 <Mort-> Spell list sucks
46:33 <Brunius> yeah
46:36 <Brunius> take levels in summoner
46:43 <Mort-> No
46:55 <Mort-> I won't xclass a caster
47:00 <Mort-> i don't like x clasping
47:02 <Spaceshot> wow... why does mort currently sound so much like Sachiru?
47:05 <Mort-> Classing
47:11 <Mort-> Looking
47:28 <Mort-> I can skip Telepathic
47:45 <Mort-> Psudeodragon is more for a tank type
48:47 <Hydrazine> Hey Ballig, I want to make a caster now. I want a familiar that can cast, wield reach weapons, lay on hands, trip, and antagonize.
48:55 <Spaceshot> so basically, you want an arcane spell caster with an animal companion who can use wands and scrolls?
49:04 <Mort-> Since i have umd
49:08 <Mort-> I must as well use it
49:10 <Ballig> Hydrazine: ha
49:26 <Mort-> The fun is on how to keep my familiar out of trouble
49:29 <Brunius> Sounds like you want an eidolon Hydra
49:34 <Brunius> You should take levels in Summoner
49:37 <Spaceshot> wait..., is she acting like Sachiru or Mort?
49:39 <Brunius> :P
49:50 <Mort-> I'm in the player mode now
49:58 <Mort-> There is no character in it
50:12 <Spaceshot> Mavor*
50:14 <Spaceshot> I meant mavor
50:17 <Mort-> Since I'm deciding on familars for both
50:20 <Spaceshot> other's here would get it
50:39 <Spaceshot> Mort-: familiars aren't as going to be extremely useful
50:49 <Spaceshot> that's because you get access to arcane spells
50:52 <Mort-> I have a good imagination
50:56 <Mort-> Ill make them useful
51:14 <Mort-> If i have to get them umding
51:16 <Mort-> Ill do it
51:22 <Spaceshot> it doesn't matter about your imagination, it's about what GM will allow you to do
51:28 <Mort-> So?
51:35 <Spaceshot> if the GM says your raven can't UMD wands, then it can't UMD wands
51:40 <Mort-> Anything with opposable thumbs can umd
51:49 <Mort-> I can go for mephits even
52:00 <Hydrazine> Hell, why not go big? Ballig, I want a familiar with a few levels of Oracle.
52:05 <Spaceshot> Mort-: if your GM says you can't, you can't
52:06 <Mort-> Which I'm fine with
52:09 <Spaceshot> doesn't matter what the rules say
52:15 <Hydrazine> And sick con.
52:22 <Mort-> Why can imps umd
52:37 <Spaceshot> if the GM says they can't, imps can't either
52:44 <Mort-> But everyone knows your invisible healbot is an imp
52:45 <Mort-> Lol
52:55 <Spaceshot> it doesn't matter how much your character makes sense to you, it matters how much sense it makes to the GM
53:07 <Avatar> mort: if you made a character like that, your familiar would become a target
53:11 <Mort-> I don't agree with that.
53:12 <Brunius> Hydrazine: Take an eidolon
53:16 <Mort-> I intend to
53:22 <Hydrazine> Thats what everyone says!
53:25 <Mort-> Ill pay whatever price it takes
53:28 <Brunius> :P
53:33 <Avatar> good one brunius
53:38 <Ballig> Avatar: that's why she wants the at-will invisibility
53:53 <Mort-> Its the part of keep him safe
53:59 <Mort-> Or her
54:06 <Mort-> Well player is talking now
54:12 <Avatar> do any familiars have at-will invisibility
54:16 <Ballig> yeah
54:21 <Mort-> Yes many improved ones do
54:23 <Ballig> improved ones
54:25 <Spaceshot> a few improved ones do
54:34 <Ballig> Avatar: http://www.d20pfsrd.com/bestiary/monster-listings/outsiders/psychopomp/psychopomp-nosoi
54:35 <Mort-> Problem is most of them belong to the dark side
54:36 <Ballig> for example
54:42 <Avatar> so you could have an invisible familiar who just heals you all the time
54:44 <Mort-> Won't do for mort
54:45 <Mort-> Yeah
54:48 <Mort-> You can
54:49 <Ballig> that's what she wants
54:50 <Avatar> mort cmon
54:51 <Mort-> I intend to
54:56 <Ballig> whether or not it actually can is debatable
54:59 * Mort- grins
55:08 <Ballig> she's going to find herself excluded from many tables
55:09 <Mort-> Now to find the right kind
55:12 <Ballig> because she insists on pushing the boundaries
55:21 <Ballig> hope she likes turning up to a game only to be told she can't play
55:25 <Avatar> the wand would get "accidentally" dropped
55:31 <Avatar> and taken into the ethereal plane
55:36 <Mort-> Leave familiar at home at worse case
55:38 <Ballig> hell, the nosoi, the one she's looking at right now, doesn't even have hands
55:54 <Mort-> Claws ballig
56:03 <Mort-> Its hard to find invisibiliw at will 
56:06 <Mort-> On the light side
56:11 <Brunius> On the subject of being silly, can I buy a slave, strap my body to the underside of a cart, and live in the slave's body?
56:23 <Mort-> Failing that i may consider mephits
56:34 <Mort-> And run around with a pail of water
56:36 <Ballig> how do you know it has claws?
56:36 <Mort-> ^^
56:44 <Mort-> Its a raven
56:46 <Avatar> mort if you ran that in one of my games, you would probably say goodbye to your wand
56:51 <Mort-> Bird thing
56:51 <Spaceshot> I love how Mort is constantly trying to munchkin her wizard :P
56:52 <Mort-> Lol
56:56 <Mort-> I'm not
56:57 <Ballig> wands have to be pointed
57:11 <Mort-> I just have nothing better to do
57:24 <Ballig> To  activate 
57:24 <Ballig> a wand, a character must hold it in hand (or whatever passes 
57:24 <Ballig> for  a  hand,  for  nonhumanoid  creatures)  and  point  it  in  the 
57:24 <Ballig> general  direction  of  the  target  or  area.
57:24 <Mort-> I know where mort is headed to
57:50 <Mort-> Sure. Point it in the right way
58:02 <Mort-> So since I'm done with my character
58:04 <Ballig> how does a bird both hold onto a wand and point it in a certain direction
58:10 <Mort-> Lets work on my buddy
59:28 <Mort-> You grab with the business end pointing the right direction
01:04 <Mort-> I think i more or less mapped out where khaz and mort are going
01:27 <Mort-> So since i have free time must as well work on the buddies
01:55 * Ballig removes channel operator status from Avatar
01:55 Ballig gives voice to Avatar tristen
02:12 <Mort-> Btw is there a feat to increase summoning speed?
02:20 <Ballig> yeah
02:21 <Ballig> but it's tough
02:32 <Ballig> requires spell focus summoning and augment summoning feats
03:01 <Mort-> What is the feat called
03:09 <Mort-> Slight regrets there
03:29 <Mort-> I don't think ill ever do summoning much though
03:51 <Mort-> Conjuration spell focus has been more useful then i thought it would be
04:55 * Ballig sets ban on diebot!*@*
05:04 <Ballig> !findchar Buck
05:04 <dicebot> Ballig, http://www.pfrpg.com.au/viewchar.php5?char=308
05:09 <Ballig> !findchar Buck1
05:09 <dicebot> Ballig, http://www.pfrpg.com.au/viewchar.php5?char=324
05:16 <Hydrazine> I thought CotE was today?
05:18 <Ballig> !findchar Rek
05:18 <dicebot> Ballig, http://www.pfrpg.com.au/viewchar.php5?char=342
05:19 <Ballig> it is
05:22 <Ballig> starting right now
05:23 <Mort-> Yeah me too
05:37 <Mort-> Ah k ill spam somewhere else
05:49 <Avatar> this is CoTE
06:07 <Ballig> !findchar Riose
06:07 <dicebot> Ballig, http://www.pfrpg.com.au/viewchar.php5?char=311
06:13 <Mort-> Good luck guys
06:27 <Brunius> Don't die too much
06:47 <Mort-> Hydrazine!
06:51 <Mort-> Time to move house
06:55 <Ballig> 121.45.209.81
08:44 <Avatar> brown 11/11 A16
09:18 <Hydrazine> Thought you had more people.
09:45 <Ballig> we're continuing regardless of people showing
09:50 <Spaceshot> heh
09:54 tristen is now known as Rek
09:56 <Spaceshot> any chance to jump in?
09:57 <Spaceshot> :P
10:02 Avatar is now known as Buck
10:21 <Ballig> not for credit
10:25 <Spaceshot> bah
10:26 <Spaceshot> not worth it
10:44 <Mort-> Can i just roll and play?
10:48 <Mort-> For kicks
11:01 <Buck> spoilers
11:06 <Mort-> No credit but ...:p
11:12 <Mort-> Who cares?
11:13 <Buck> spoilers and no credit
11:18 <Spaceshot> I believe that was the concensus
11:21 <Buck> do you plan to play it later for actual credit
11:37 <Mort-> I don't think it will actually be run here again,
11:39 <Mort-> ?
11:50 <Buck> it probably will
11:56 <Mort-> Hm
12:00 <Mort-> Then ill pass
12:09 <Spaceshot> hell I might even run it, depending on it's cost
12:09 <Mort-> I should leave the channel?
12:20 <Mort-> I should not see,
12:23 <Mort-> ?
12:25 Mort- ([email protected]) has left #d&d (Leaving)
12:25 <Spaceshot> so want to get my OP alchemist to level 3, or Gol to level 3 :P
13:55 <Buck> "Ease sounds good to me."
14:11 <Buck> "Let's check south first."
14:26 <Buck> !throw 1d20+7 perception
14:29 <Buck> !roll 1d20+7 perception
14:30 <dicebot> Buck, perception: [1d20=15 perception] 22
14:35 <Rek> !roll 1d20+2 perc
14:36 <dicebot> Rek, perc: [1d20=7 perc] 9
15:03 <Rek> !save bow: 1d20+10 attack; 1d8+3 damage1
15:03 <dicebot> Saving @bow as: 1d20+10 attack; 1d8+3 damage1
19:17 <Buck> !roll 1d20+7 perception
19:18 <Rek> @see
19:18 <dicebot> Buck, perception: [1d20=15 perception] 22
19:18 <dicebot> Rek, perception: [1d20=8 perception] 10
19:44 <Rek> !roll 1d20+4 strength
19:45 <dicebot> Rek, strength: [1d20=18 strength] 22
21:09 <Buck> !roll 1d20+3 init
21:09 <dicebot> Buck, init: [1d20=9 init] 12
21:27 <Rek> @init
21:27 <dicebot> Rek, 1d20+2: [1d20=18] 20
21:45 <Buck> !roll 1d20 kyra's init
21:45 <dicebot> Buck, kyra's init: [1d20=9 kyra's init] 9
22:02 <Buck> http://www.pfrpg.com.au/viewchar.php5?char=311
22:26 <Rek> !roll 1d20+2 init riose
22:26 <dicebot> Rek, init riose: [1d20=14 init riose] 16
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24:09 <Ballig> frog 1 strikes out with his tongue at Rek
24:41 <Ballig> hitting him with his tongue
25:05 <Ballig> trying to grab him with it, but just barely not managing to
25:15 <Ballig> it swims away
25:16 <Ballig> it's Rek's turn
26:06 <Rek> 1e
27:26 <PaulHarris> loooollll
27:46 <Ballig> `ban PaulHarris
27:46 * ChanOP sets ban on *!*block@*.43.6C5BD7.6EB83A
27:46 ChanOP has kicked PaulHarris from #d&d ((Ballig) You are banned)
28:07 <Rek> @acro
28:08 <dicebot> Rek, acro: [1d20=12 acro] 8
28:18 <Ballig> you fail to climb the sarcophagus
28:21 <Ballig> you have a standard action remaining
28:37 <Rek> 2s
28:43 <Rek> end turn
28:44 <Ballig> it's Buck's turn
28:58 <Buck> I point my gun at #2 and pull the trigger
29:05 <Ballig> BLAM
29:15 <Buck> !roll 1d20+5
29:15 <dicebot> Buck, 1d20+5: [1d20=1] 6
29:22 <Ballig> your gun MISFIRES
29:29 <Ballig> movement remains
29:34 * Buck swears
29:42 * Buck quick clears his musket
29:53 <Ballig> it's Riose's turn
30:29 <Rek> delay
30:40 <Rek> 1n
30:44 <Rek> 2e
31:05 <Rek> delay
32:08 <Rek> draw longbow 
32:09 <Rek> end turn
32:39 <Ballig> frog3 flicks his tongue out at Riose
32:51 <Ballig> hitting him
33:01 <Ballig> grabbing him with it
34:05 <Ballig> frog2 tries to strike Rek with his tongue
34:14 <Ballig> but misses
34:17 <Ballig> it's Kyra's turn
35:35 <Buck> Kyra moves in to aid breaking the grapple
35:44 <Buck> !roll 1d20+2 cmb
35:45 <dicebot> Buck, cmb: [1d20=4 cmb] 6
35:48 <Ballig> she doesn't help
36:05 <Ballig> frog1 swims back
36:15 <Ballig> and flicks his tongue out at Kyra
36:26 <Ballig> hitting her
36:39 <Ballig> grabbing her with it
37:02 <Buck> <?grappled
37:02 <dicebot> A grappled creature is restrained by a creature, trap, or effect. Grappled creatures cannot move and take a -4 penalty to Dexterity. A grappled creature takes a -2 penalty on all attack rolls and combat maneuver checks, except those made to grapple or escape a grapple. In addition, grappled creatures can take no action that requires two hands to perform. A grappled character who attempts to cast a spell must make a concentration check (DC 10 + gr
37:02 <dicebot> appler's CMB + spell level), or lose the spell. Grappled creatures cannot make attacks of opportunity. A grappled creature cannot use Stealth to hide from the creature grappling it, even if a special ability, such as hide in plain sight, would normally allow it to do so. If a grappled creature becomes invisible, through a spell or other ability, it gains a +2 circumstance bonus on its CMD to avoid being grappled, but receives no other benefit.
37:03 <Ballig> it's Rek's turn
37:08 <Rek> 1e
37:47 <Rek> @power
37:47 <dicebot> Rek, hit: [1d20=11 hit] 16; damage: [1d10=3 damage] 9
38:13 <Ballig> you hit the frog, slicing through its side
38:21 <Ballig> it's Buck's turn
38:36 <Buck> I reload my gun
38:38 <Buck> :(
38:54 <Buck> move to Q4
39:00 <Ballig> it's Riose's turn
39:16 <Rek> !roll 1d20+5 cmb
39:16 <dicebot> Rek, cmb: [1d20=7 cmb] 12
39:28 <Ballig> Riose fails to break free of the tongue
39:45 <Rek> end turn
40:30 <Ballig> frog3 pulls Riose in closer to him
40:47 <Ballig> and attempts to bite him
42:12 <Ballig> but doesn't hit
42:35 <Ballig> frog2 tries to hit Rek with his tongue
42:42 <Ballig> but misses
42:47 <Ballig> it's Kyra's turn
42:50 <Buck> Kyra tries to break free
42:52 <Buck> !roll 1d20+2 
42:53 <dicebot> Buck, 1d20+2: [1d20=2] 4
42:58 <Buck> end turn
43:00 <Ballig> Kyra fails to break free of the tongue
43:06 <Ballig> frog1 pulls Kyra in closer
43:10 <Ballig> and tries to bite her
43:23 <Ballig> what's kyra's AC?
43:32 <Ballig> but misses
43:36 <Ballig> it's Rek's turn
43:51 <Rek> @power
43:51 <dicebot> Rek, hit: [1d20=15 hit] 20; damage: [1d10=6 damage] 12
44:00 <Ballig> you slice through frog2's middle
44:17 <Rek> 1e 1n
44:24 <Rek> end
44:26 <Ballig> it's Buck's turn
44:29 Time_Machine has quit (EOF from client)
44:39 <Buck> I shoot #1 
44:46 <Buck> !throw 1d20+5
44:49 <Buck> !roll 1d20+5
44:49 <dicebot> Buck, 1d20+5: [1d20=5] 10
44:58 <Buck> end turn
44:59 <Ballig> it dodges your bullet
45:07 <Ballig> it's Riose's turn
45:15 <Rek> !roll 1d20 cmb
45:15 <dicebot> Rek, cmb: [1d20=15 cmb] 15
45:22 <Ballig> he breaks free of the tongue
45:25 <Ballig> movement action remains
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45:51 <Rek> end
46:00 <Ballig> frog3 tries to hit him with his sticky, sticky tongue again
46:10 <Ballig> but misses
46:20 <Ballig> it's Kyra's turn
46:33 <Buck> breaking free
46:35 <Buck> !roll 1d20+2
46:35 <dicebot> Buck, 1d20+2: [1d20=2] 4
46:44 <Ballig> she fails
46:47 <Ballig> frog1 tries to bite her
46:53 <Ballig> and hits
47:14 <Ballig> dealing 8 damage
47:24 <Buck> 5/13
47:25 <Ballig> and trying to grab her with his mouth
47:36 <Ballig> but failing
47:38 <Ballig> it's rek's turn
47:45 <Rek> @power
47:45 <dicebot> Rek, hit: [1d20=16 hit] 21; damage: [1d10=9 damage] 15
47:55 <Ballig> frog1 is disabled
48:03 <Ballig> movement remains
48:24 <Rek> @acro
48:24 <dicebot> Rek, acro: [1d20=14 acro] 10
48:31 <Ballig> you fail to get up on the sarcophagusi
48:35 <Rek> end turn
48:40 <Ballig> it's Buck's turn
48:51 <Buck> I reload
49:04 <Ballig> you stand on a frog corpse
49:07 <Ballig> it's Riose's turn
50:34 <Rek> !roll 1d20+2 longbow riose
50:34 <dicebot> Rek, longbow riose: [1d20=16 longbow riose] 18
50:40 <Ballig> the frogs both try to bite him
50:54 <Ballig> they both miss, and frog1 starts dying
51:00 <Rek> !roll 1d8 damage
51:01 <dicebot> Rek, damage: [1d8=6 damage] 6
51:08 <Ballig> Riose's arrow pierces frog3
51:12 <Rek> end
51:29 <Ballig> frog 3 takes 5 foot swim east
51:41 <Ballig> and tries to hit Riose with his tongue
51:46 <Ballig> but misses
51:48 <Ballig> it's Kyra's turn
52:03 <Buck> delay
52:16 <Ballig> it's Rek's turn
52:25 <Rek> @acro
52:25 <dicebot> Rek, acro: [1d20=3 acro] -1
52:35 <Ballig> standard action remains
52:53 <Rek> 1n
52:58 <Rek> end
53:15 <Ballig> it's Buck's turn
53:22 <Buck> boom
53:26 <Buck> !roll 1d20+5
53:26 <dicebot> Buck, 1d20+5: [1d20=13] 18
53:29 <Ballig> boom!
53:43 <Buck> !roll 1d12+1
53:44 <dicebot> Buck, 1d12+1: [1d12=12] 13
53:45 <Ballig> you shoot the frog in the face
53:49 <Ballig> and it falls over, dead!
53:56 <Buck> I blow the smoke from my musket
54:00 <Buck> I reload
54:02 <Buck> loot
54:28 <Buck> !roll 1d20+3 heal
54:29 <dicebot> Buck, heal: [1d20=7 heal] 10
54:44 <Buck> !roll 1d20+7 heal
54:44 <dicebot> Buck, heal: [1d20=4 heal] 11
55:07 <Rek> !roll 1d20+3 riose heal
55:07 <dicebot> Rek, riose heal: [1d20=17 riose heal] 20
55:13 <Ballig> riose knows that the man died 3 months ago
55:14 <Ballig> :p
55:26 <Ballig> on the man's right hand is a ring of swimming, made of gold and set with a single aquamarine
55:43 <Ballig> tied to his belt is a pouch that contains 24g in coins, identical to those found on the corpse beside the gray lake
58:36 <Ballig> Kyra takes a drink from the fountain
59:00 <Ballig> she heals 15 points of damage
59:12 <Ballig> she feels very refreshed
02:55 <Rek> !throw 1d20+1 dungeoneer
03:00 <Rek> !roll 1d20+1 dungeoneer
03:00 <dicebot> Rek, dungeoneer: [1d20=19 dungeoneer] 20
03:47 <Rek> @see
03:48 <Buck> !throw 1d20+7 perception
03:48 <dicebot> Rek, perception: [1d20=9 perception] 11
04:08 <Rek> !roll 1d20+4 perc riose
04:09 <Buck> !throw 1d20+3 perception kyra
04:09 <dicebot> Rek, perc riose: [1d20=6 perc riose] 10
04:40 <Buck> !roll 1d20+7 perception
04:41 <dicebot> Buck, perception: [1d20=2 perception] 9
04:45 <Buck> !roll 1d20+3 perception kyra
04:45 <dicebot> Buck, perception kyra: [1d20=17 perception kyra] 20
05:15 <Ballig> you walk across the room
05:21 <Ballig> Buck and Rek fall into a pit and begin sinking
05:27 <Ballig> Kyra notices it before falling in, and warns Riose
05:31 <Ballig> swim checks Buck and Rek
05:43 <Buck> !roll 1d20+1 swim
05:43 <dicebot> Buck, swim: [1d20=8 swim] 9
05:58 <Ballig> what armour do you wear Buck
06:09 <Ballig> are you in a light load?
06:13 <Rek> !roll 1d20+1 swim
06:14 <dicebot> Rek, swim: [1d20=14 swim] 15
06:15 <Ballig> you sink 10 feet
06:20 <Ballig> Rek is able to stay afloat
07:09 <Ballig> four skeletons, previously hiding in the water on the west side of the room, climb up out of the pit of water
07:11 <Ballig> roll initiative
07:22 <Rek> @init
07:22 <dicebot> Rek, 1d20+2: [1d20=8] 10
07:29 <Buck> !roll 1d20+3 init
07:30 <dicebot> Buck, init: [1d20=20 init] 23
07:37 <Ballig> oh, sorry
07:37 <Ballig> not four
07:44 <Rek> !roll 1d20+4 init riose
07:44 <dicebot> Rek, init riose: [1d20=3 init riose] 7
07:49 <Ballig> I meant six
07:52 <Buck> !roll 1d20 kyra init
07:53 <dicebot> Buck, kyra init: [1d20=20 kyra init] 20
12:03 <Ballig> skeleton 5 steps forward to attack Riose
12:20 <Ballig> clawing at him
12:37 <Ballig> hitting him
12:47 <Ballig> dealing 3 damage
12:56 <Ballig> it's Buck's turn
12:57 <Ballig> make a swim check
13:02 <Buck> !roll 1d20+1 swim
13:02 <dicebot> Buck, swim: [1d20=10 swim] 11
13:08 <Ballig> where do you want to swim to
13:23 <Rek> riose 5/8
14:07 <Ballig> Buck is on the surface of the water
14:10 <Ballig> it's Kyra's turn
14:36 <Buck> channel 
15:23 <Buck> !roll 1d6+1
15:24 <dicebot> Buck, 1d6+1: [1d6=6] 7
16:32 <Ballig> 1, 2 and 6 die
16:51 <Ballig> she has a movement remaining
18:00 <Buck> 5ft step ne
18:11 <Buck> stays put
18:20 <Ballig> 3 comes forward and attacks Riose
18:27 <Ballig> clawing at him twice
18:35 <Ballig> hitting him once
18:44 <Ballig> for 5 damage
18:46 <Ballig> Riose is disabled
19:00 <Ballig> skeleton4 delays
19:07 <Ballig> it's Rek's turn, make a swim check
19:19 <Rek> @swim
19:20 <dicebot> Rek, swim: [1d20=7 swim] 8
19:26 <Ballig> you sink
19:29 <Ballig> medium armour?
19:39 <Ballig> you sink to the bottom of the pit
19:42 <Ballig> and you see two more skeletons
19:56 <Ballig> stuck on the bottom of the pit
20:00 <Ballig> it's Riose's turn
20:49 <Rek> !throw 1d8+1 clw
20:54 <Rek> !roll 1d8+1 clw
20:54 <dicebot> Rek, clw: [1d8=4 clw] 5
20:56 <Ballig> is he doing it from there
20:58 <Ballig> and taking two AOOs?
21:15 <Rek> 1ne
21:23 <Ballig> he's on 5/8 hp
21:26 <Rek> end turn
21:37 <Ballig> skeleton 5 takes a step forward and attacks
21:41 <Ballig> !rand kyra riose
21:41 <dicebot> Ballig, random: kyra
21:54 <Ballig> clawing at her once
22:01 <Ballig> for 3 damage
22:12 <Buck> 10/13
22:13 <Ballig> it's Buck's turn
22:15 <Ballig> make a swim check
22:30 <Buck> !roll 1d20+1
22:30 <dicebot> Buck, 1d20+1: [1d20=9] 10
22:36 <Ballig> where do you want to swim to?
23:51 <Ballig> you pull yourself up onto a bridge
23:58 <Ballig> it's Kyra's turn
24:16 <Buck> channel
24:24 <Buck> !roll 1d6+1
24:25 <dicebot> Buck, 1d6+1: [1d6=6] 7
24:32 <Ballig> 3, 4 and 5 die
25:25 <Ballig> it's Rek's turn
25:28 <Ballig> swim check
25:30 <Rek> @swim
25:31 <dicebot> Rek, swim: [1d20=18 swim] 19
25:39 <Ballig> you can swim to the top if you like
25:41 <Ballig> or somewhere else
25:51 <Rek> the top please
25:53 <Ballig> you're at the top
26:01 <Ballig> you can feel a ledge to your north
26:12 <Ballig> okay, next round you pull yourself up
26:15 <Ballig> the skeletons at the bottom are clearly stuck
26:19 <Ballig> and can't get up to attack you
27:37 <Ballig> you turn the wheel counter-clockwise but nothing happens
27:37 <Buck> I turn the wheel counterclockwise
27:44 <Buck> I turn the wheel counterclockwise
27:46 <Ballig> nothing happens
27:53 <Buck> turn clockwise
27:56 <Ballig> you hear some chains moving
28:01 <Buck> turn clockwise
28:04 <Ballig> you hear more chains moving
28:06 <Buck> turn clockwise
28:14 <Ballig> you hear the sound of metal grating against stone in the distance
28:15 <Buck> "I could do this all day"
28:19 <Buck> "I could do this all day"
28:20 <Buck> turn clockwise
28:27 <Ballig> the wheel can't move any further
29:53 <Buck> Kyra drinks
29:56 <Ballig> nothing happens
30:05 <Rek> riose drinks in vain?
30:10 <Ballig> Riose drinks
30:17 <Ballig> and heals 20 damage
30:20 <Ballig> he feels very refreshed
33:16 <Rek> @init
33:17 <dicebot> Rek, 1d20+2: [1d20=18] 20
33:17 <Buck> !roll 1d20+3  init
33:17 <dicebot> Buck, init: [1d20=6  init] 9
33:24 <Buck> !roll 1d20 init kyra
33:24 <dicebot> Buck, init kyra: [1d20=20 init kyra] 20
33:26 <Rek> !roll 1d20+4 init riose
33:26 <dicebot> Rek, init riose: [1d20=1 init riose] 5
33:56 <Buck> "Lead them over!" says Kyra
34:54 <Ballig> Kyra reacts first
35:10 <Ballig> Rek, rather
35:18 <Rek> ready an attack
35:29 <Rek> whoever shambles into range
35:33 <Ballig> Kyra's turn
36:36 <Buck> ready a channel to go off when three of them are in range
36:57 <Buck> at F2
37:04 <Ballig> zombie 3 steps forward to attack Kyra
37:25 <Ballig> trying to slam her, but missing
37:30 <Ballig> zombie 1 steps up to flank kyra
37:54 <Ballig> slamming her from behind
37:57 <Ballig> (that's what she said)
38:08 <Ballig> dealing 9 damage
38:15 <Ballig> kyra is on 1/13 hp
38:16 <Buck> 4/13
38:59 <Ballig> zombie 1 actually charged
39:08 <Ballig> it's Buck's turn
39:19 <Buck> move to I2 and shoot
39:30 <Buck> !roll 1d20+5
39:30 <dicebot> Buck, 1d20+5: [1d20=3] 8
39:46 <Ballig> the zombie sways very slightly to one side
39:47 <Ballig> and you miss
39:53 <Ballig> it's Riose's turn
40:54 <Rek> 2 w
41:01 <Rek> 2 s
42:01 <Rek> 1e
42:05 <Rek> 2n
42:06 <Rek> 1w
42:21 <Ballig> the zombie tries to slam Riose
42:27 <Ballig> but misses
42:29 <Rek> !roll 1d20+2 longbow riose
42:29 <dicebot> Rek, longbow riose: [1d20=12 longbow riose] 14
42:45 <Ballig> you hit the zombie
42:46 <Rek> !roll 1d8
42:47 <dicebot> Rek, 1d8: [1d8=2] 2
42:55 <Ballig> it barely notices!
43:14 <Ballig> zombie 2 shambles forward
43:19 <Ballig> and kyra channels
43:31 <Buck> !roll 1d6+1
43:32 <dicebot> Buck, 1d6+1: [1d6=6] 7
43:59 <Ballig> they each take 3 damage
44:22 <Ballig> it takes another step
44:27 <Ballig> and Rek swings at him
44:41 <Rek> @power
44:42 <dicebot> Rek, hit: [1d20=18 hit] 23; damage: [1d10=1 damage] 7
44:58 <Ballig> putting a nasty gash along its abdomen
45:14 <Ballig> zombie 3 attacks
45:16 <Ballig> !rand kyra riose
45:17 <dicebot> Ballig, random: riose
45:18 <Ballig> riose
45:27 <Ballig> hitting him
45:34 <Ballig> for 5 damage
45:38 <Rek> 3/8
45:47 <Ballig> zombie 1 tries to slam into Kyra
45:55 <Ballig> hitting her
46:06 <Ballig> for 9 damage
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46:15 * ChanOP removes ban on *!*block@*.43.6C5BD7.6EB83A
46:19 <Buck> -8/13 (con 12)
46:21 <Ballig> Kyra is unconscious and dying
46:29 <Mort-> Lol
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46:35 <Ballig> it's Buck's turn
46:47 <Buck> I reload
47:14 <Buck> end turn
47:26 <Ballig> it's Riose's turn
47:33 <Rek> !roll 1d20+2 longbow riose
47:34 <dicebot> Rek, longbow riose: [1d20=11 longbow riose] 13
47:38 <Ballig> he misses
47:41 <Ballig> the zombie tries to slam him
47:47 <Ballig> and hits
47:54 <Ballig> for 8 damage
47:59 <Rek> -5
48:07 <Ballig> Riose is unconscious and dying
48:27 <Ballig> Kyra's turn, stabilise check
48:58 <Buck> !roll 1d20-8+1
48:58 <dicebot> Buck, 1d20-8+1: [1d20=14] 7
49:06 <Ballig> she is -9
49:14 <Ballig> it's Rek's turn
49:24 <Rek> @power
49:24 <dicebot> Rek, hit: [1d20=8 hit] 13; damage: [1d10=4 damage] 10
49:32 <Ballig> you take off zombie 2's head
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50:08 <Rek> 1n
50:14 <Rek> end 
50:22 <War_Wrecker> Hello
50:42 <Ballig> #4 steps up behind Rek
50:59 <Ballig> zombie 3 steps over Riose
51:04 <Ballig> and attacks Buck
51:15 <Ballig> but misses
51:20 <Ballig> zombie 1 steps over Kyra
51:27 <Ballig> and attacks Rek
51:34 <Ballig> but misses
51:37 <Ballig> it's Buck's turn
51:42 <Buck> I shoot 3
51:49 <Ballig> it tries to slam you in the face!
51:55 <Ballig> and hits
52:04 <Ballig> for 9 damage
52:13 <Ballig> roll to hit
52:13 <Buck> 2/11
52:24 <Buck> !roll 1d20+5
52:24 <dicebot> Buck, 1d20+5: [1d20=8] 13
52:27 <Ballig> you hit
52:37 <Buck> "Say hello to my little friend"
52:40 <Buck> !roll 1d12+1
52:41 <dicebot> Buck, 1d12+1: [1d12=8] 9
52:45 <Ballig> blowing its face off
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52:55 <Ballig> movement remains
53:15 * Steven waves vigorously
53:26 <Ballig> Steven: http://www.pfrpg.com.au/pfs.php5
53:34 <Ballig> can you go there, sign in and check which games you've played?
53:54 <Steven> alright...
54:03 * Buck takes out his potion of CLW
54:11 <Ballig> it's Riose's turn, stabilise check
54:26 <Rek> !roll 1d20-5
54:26 <dicebot> Rek, 1d20-5: [1d20=18] 13
54:30 <Ballig> he stabilises
54:35 <Ballig> it's Kyra's turn, stabilise check
54:46 <Buck> !roll 1d20-9+1
54:46 <dicebot> Buck, 1d20-9+1: [1d20=17] 9
54:55 <Ballig> she continues dying
54:58 <Buck> -10/13
55:05 <Ballig> it's Rek's turn
55:11 <Rek> @power
55:11 <dicebot> Rek, hit: [1d20=5 hit] 10; damage: [1d10=5 damage] 11
55:13 <Ballig> you miss
55:15 <Ballig> movement remains
56:03 <Rek> end
56:07 <Ballig> zombie 4 attacks Rek
56:23 <Ballig> and misses
56:38 <Ballig> zombie 1 attacks Rek
56:43 <Ballig> but misses
56:45 <Ballig> it's Buck's turn
58:32 <Steven> no place for modules on this sheet?
58:48 <Ballig> yeah not yet
00:00 <Buck> !roll 1d20+2
00:00 <dicebot> Buck, 1d20+2: [1d20=13] 15
00:02 <Ballig> you hit!
00:09 <Buck> !roll 2d4+1
00:10 <dicebot> Buck, 2d4+1: [2d4=4,4] 9
00:14 <Ballig> and kill it!
00:32 <Ballig> it's Kyra's turn, stabilise check
00:39 <Buck> !roll 1d20-10+1
00:39 <dicebot> Buck, 1d20-10+1: [1d20=15] 6
00:46 <Ballig> she dies a little more, -11/13
00:52 <Ballig> it's Rek's turn
00:55 <Rek> @power
00:56 <dicebot> Rek, hit: [1d20=20 hit] 25; damage: [1d10=5 damage] 11
01:02 <Ballig> roll the attack again
01:09 <Rek> @power
01:09 <dicebot> Rek, hit: [1d20=11 hit] 16; damage: [1d10=4 damage] 10
01:32 <Ballig> you spin, swinging your bastard sword around behind you, burying it into the zombie's skull
01:35 <Ballig> which explodes against the sepulcher
01:48 <Ballig> you have 6 seconds before Kyra dies
01:52 <Ballig> 5
01:53 <Ballig> 4
01:54 <Ballig> 3
01:56 <Ballig> 2
02:01 <Ballig> Buck feeds her a potion
02:03 <Ballig> roll the heal
02:11 <Buck> !roll 1d8+1
02:11 <dicebot> Buck, 1d8+1: [1d8=1] 2
02:23 <Ballig> she's stable, on -9
03:55 <Buck> !roll 2d8+3
03:56 <dicebot> Buck, 2d8+3: [2d8=4,2] 9
04:01 <Ballig> your cleric is on 0hp
04:36 <Buck> !roll 1d8+1
04:36 <dicebot> Buck, 1d8+1: [1d8=7] 8
04:39 <Ballig> which spell did you drop
04:46 <Ballig> okay
05:02 <Buck> curing Riose
05:07 <Buck> dropping shield of faith
05:13 <Buck> !roll 1d8+1
05:14 <dicebot> Buck, 1d8+1: [1d8=4] 5
05:15 <Ballig> drop it like it's hot, drop it like it's hot
05:21 <Ballig> Riose is on 0
06:09 <Buck> !roll 1d8+1 kyra
06:09 <dicebot> Buck, kyra: [1d8=4 kyra] 5
06:17 <Buck> 13/13
06:25 <Rek> !roll 1d8+1 riose
06:26 <dicebot> Rek, riose: [1d8=4 riose] 5
07:20 <Buck> !roll 1d8+1 on riose
07:20 <dicebot> Buck, on riose: [1d8=7 on riose] 8
07:29 <Buck> we go back to the fountain room
07:31 <Buck> Buck takes a drink
07:34 <Buck> and we camp it up
08:40 <Rek> brb
09:43 <Ballig> Buck heals 19 hp
09:48 <Ballig> and feels very refreshed!
10:12 <Ballig> you sleep overnight
10:19 <Ballig> or, for 8 hours
10:21 <Ballig> you're not sure what time of day it is
10:32 <Ballig> Rek is eaten during the night
10:49 <Ballig> sry dood
13:32 <Buck> http://paizo.com/pathfinderRPG/prd/spells/hideFromUndead.html#hide-from-undead
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17:45 <Steven> Done ballig!
17:51 <Ballig> thanks Steven
18:31 <Steven> gonna go cook dinner, my night apparently.  have fun!
21:31 <Ballig> Sitting atop a large bloodstain, 
21:31 <Ballig> this pack holds some rotten rations, a map (detailing the 
21:31 <Ballig> area and pointing out the entrance to the crypt), a  potion 
21:31 <Ballig> of  cure  moderate  wounds,  a  pouch  with  13  gp,  and  a  small 
21:31 <Ballig> handbill  (of  a  type  typically  found  posted  in  taverns). 
21:31 <Ballig> Although  faded,  the  handbill  clearly  reads  as  a  notice 
21:31 <Ballig> of  employment,  telling  all  those  interested  to  meet  at 
21:31 <Ballig> “The Ranger’s Lament.” 
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25:09 <Ballig> will save
25:17 <Buck> !roll 1d20+3
25:17 <dicebot> Buck, 1d20+3: [1d20=3] 6
25:21 <Rek> !roll 1d20+1
25:22 <dicebot> Rek, 1d20+1: [1d20=4] 5
25:30 <Buck> !roll 1d20+5 will kyra
25:31 <dicebot> Buck, will kyra: [1d20=5 will kyra] 10
25:44 <Rek> !roll 1d20+5 riose
25:44 <dicebot> Rek, riose: [1d20=16 riose] 21
25:59 <Ballig> everyone but Riose is afraid, and run screaming toward the entrance of the dungeon
26:01 <Ballig> what are your movement speeds
26:09 <Rek> 20ft
26:12 <Buck> 30fft Buck, 30ft Kyra
26:16 <Ballig> !roll 1d4 buck
26:17 <dicebot> Ballig, buck: [1d4=2 buck] 2
26:20 <Ballig> !roll 1d4 kyra
26:21 <dicebot> Ballig, kyra: [1d4=1 kyra] 1
26:23 <Ballig> !roll 1d4 rek
26:23 <dicebot> Ballig, rek: [1d4=3 rek] 3
29:31 <Ballig> two swarms of bats come through from the south room, attracted by your girlish screams
29:33 <Ballig> roll initiative
29:41 <Rek> @init
29:41 <dicebot> Rek, 1d20+2: [1d20=15] 17
29:42 <Buck> !throw 1d20+3 init
29:47 <Buck> !roll 1d20+3 init
29:48 <dicebot> Buck, init: [1d20=12 init] 15
29:51 <Rek> !roll 1d20+4 init riose
29:51 <dicebot> Rek, init riose: [1d20=14 init riose] 18
29:58 <Buck> !roll 1d20 init kyra
29:59 <dicebot> Buck, init kyra: [1d20=13 init kyra] 13
31:09 <Ballig> it's Riose's turn
34:27 <Ballig> Riose closes the door, and the rest of you come back
34:32 <Ballig> you can hear the bats flapping through the door
39:31 <Ballig> you delay a further round
39:35 <Ballig> and BZZZZT!
39:39 <Ballig> you see electrical discharge coming from the fungus
41:13 <Rek> !roll 1d20+1 nature
41:13 <dicebot> Rek, nature: [1d20=2 nature] 3
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47:55 <Buck> !roll 1d20+3 fort
47:56 <dicebot> Buck, fort: [1d20=17 fort] 20
52:19 <Rek> @see
52:19 <dicebot> Rek, perception: [1d20=3 perception] 5
52:21 <Buck> !roll 1d20+7
52:21 <dicebot> Buck, 1d20+7: [1d20=6] 13
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52:30 <Buck> !roll 1d20+3 kyra perception
52:30 <dicebot> Buck, kyra perception: [1d20=19 kyra perception] 22
55:59 <Buck> "Do you know anything about the everflame?"
56:13 <Rek> "look - we can hear you in there"
56:24 <Rek> "put down the crossbow we're coming in to talk"
56:41 <Rek> "don't do anything stupid or it'll go badly for you"
56:58 <Rek> "are you going to unlock the door or are we going to knock it down?"
57:03 <Buck> "We don't want any trouble" adds Kyra
57:20 <Rek> !roll 1d20+4 strength
57:21 <dicebot> Rek, strength: [1d20=8 strength] 12
57:34 <Buck> I hold up my gun to the door, ready
57:59 <Rek> !roll 1d20+4 strength
58:00 <dicebot> Rek, strength: [1d20=17 strength] 21
58:10 <Rek> !roll 1d20+4 strength
58:10 <dicebot> Rek, strength: [1d20=6 strength] 10
58:26 <Ballig> !rand Rek Kyra Buck Riose
58:27 <dicebot> Ballig, random: Rek
59:15 <Ballig> the crossbow bolt hits Rek in the shoulder, dealing 1 damage
59:20 <Rek> "RIGHT!!!"
59:24 <Rek> !roll 1d20+4 strength
59:25 <dicebot> Rek, strength: [1d20=4 strength] 8
59:38 <Rek> kick the door down
59:51 <Ballig> you see a human male cowering
59:57 <Ballig> he drops the crossbow and starts wailing again
00:03 <Rek> "YOU BLOODY IDIOT"
00:11 <Buck> "You'd better cower. You're going to get it now!"
00:11 <Rek> "that could have taken my eye out"
00:17 <Ballig> "The angry bones are going to get me!"
00:22 <Buck> intimidate
00:29 <Ballig> "You are a trick of the dead one, the dead one who speaks!"
00:43 <Rek> "BULLSHIT SON, pull yourself together"
00:46 <Buck> I slap him
01:08 <Buck> !roll 1d20+3 intimidate aid
01:08 <dicebot> Buck, intimidate aid: [1d20=2 intimidate aid] 5
01:09 <Rek> !throw 1d20+6 initimidate riose
01:14 <Rek> !roll 1d20+6 initimidate riose
01:15 <dicebot> Rek, initimidate riose: [1d20=11 initimidate riose] 17
01:32 <Buck> !roll 1d20+2 intimidate kyra
01:32 <dicebot> Buck, intimidate kyra: [1d20=4 intimidate kyra] 6
01:41 <Rek> !roll 1d20-1 intimidate
01:41 <dicebot> Rek, intimidate: [1d20=5 intimidate] 4
02:02 <Ballig> he seems intimidated
02:05 <Ballig> "No, no, please!"
02:17 <Rek> "says the idiot who just shot me"
02:31 <Ballig> "It's the walking bones. The angry bones. T hey killed everyone."
02:31 <Rek> "who the devil is this dead one who speaks?"
02:35 <Ballig> "Everyone but me... and my sister."
02:36 <Buck> "Alright, get up your sorry excuse for a pieslinger."
02:41 <Ballig> "Oh, Dimira..."
02:43 <Buck> you*
02:44 <Ballig> "He took her."
02:56 <Rek> "took her where?"
02:58 <Buck> "What are you on about?"
03:11 <Ballig> "They dragged her off. The walking bones. The voice took her."
03:25 <Ballig> "The one with the voice of death, who stalks these halls in ancient mail."
04:10 <Buck> "Who's Dimira?"
04:17 <Ballig> "My sister! They took her!"
04:28 <Buck> "Okay well we're going to find her, and you're going to help us"
04:33 <Rek> "took her where? maybe we can save her"
04:33 <Buck> "as soon as you start acting like a MAN!"
04:35 <Ballig> "Oh, thank you! Here, take this!"
04:38 <Ballig> he gives you his masterwork crossbow
04:47 <Buck> I give him my light crossbow in exchange
04:50 <Buck> "Good, good."
04:52 <Buck> "Now let's go."
04:59 <Ballig> there are a number of bedrolls around the room, it's clearly set up as a place to sleep
05:09 <Rek> "how long have you been here?"
05:10 <Ballig> there's also a pair of bullseye lanterns with 4 flasks of oil, 5 days worth of rations, and two potions of CLW
05:23 <Ballig> "Three days."
05:33 <Ballig> "Five days."
05:33 <Rek> "right now lad, it's safe for you to leave this place"
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05:42 <Ballig> "I can't go, not without Dimira!"
05:58 <Buck> "We're not going until we find her."
06:03 <Buck> "C'mon, let's get a move on already."
06:04 <Rek> "damn your eyes lad, wait here there and we'll return"
06:12 <Buck> "Bollocks to that, he's coming with us."
06:12 <Rek> *then
06:19 <Buck> "We need all the help we can get."
06:20 <Ballig> "No! I'm not going out there!"
06:22 <Ballig> "He'll take me too!"
06:38 <Buck> "I thought you said something about wanting to save your sister."
06:41 <Rek> "i thought you may want to help rescue your sister?"
06:43 <Rek> "aye"
06:47 <Ballig> "I can't leave without her."
06:54 <Ballig> "The walking bones... and the voice."
06:54 <Buck> "And we can't save her without you."
07:02 <Buck> "So come along and bring that crossbow I gave you."
07:07 <Ballig> "No, no, you're a trick of the dead ones..."
07:07 <Rek> "and bloody hell. shut up about the bones"
07:16 <Ballig> he gets in the foetal position and rocks back and forth
07:18 <Ballig> refusing to say anything further
07:30 <Buck> "Well. I'll take back my crossbow then!"
08:11 <Rek> 12/13 btw
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13:27 <Buck> !roll 1d20+1 int
13:28 <dicebot> Buck, int: [1d20=11 int] 12
13:30 <Rek> !roll 1d20 int
13:31 <dicebot> Rek, int: [1d20=17 int] 17
15:35 <Buck> !roll 1d20+7 swim
15:36 <dicebot> Buck, swim: [1d20=17 swim] 24
15:37 <Buck> !roll 1d20+7 swim
15:37 <dicebot> Buck, swim: [1d20=16 swim] 23
15:38 <Buck> !roll 1d20+7 swim
15:38 <dicebot> Buck, swim: [1d20=1 swim] 8
15:41 <Buck> !roll 1d20+7 swim
15:41 <dicebot> Buck, swim: [1d20=19 swim] 26
15:50 <Buck> !roll 1d20+7 swim
15:50 <dicebot> Buck, swim: [1d20=2 swim] 9
15:51 <Buck> !roll 1d20+7 swim
15:51 <dicebot> Buck, swim: [1d20=10 swim] 17
15:52 <Buck> !roll 1d20+7 swim
15:52 <dicebot> Buck, swim: [1d20=4 swim] 11
15:54 <Buck> !roll 1d20+7 swim
15:54 <dicebot> Buck, swim: [1d20=4 swim] 11
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22:02 <Rek> !roll 1d20+2
22:03 <dicebot> Rek, 1d20+2: [1d20=19] 21
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23:43 <Ballig> there's a small *click* as Rek steps into his current square
23:46 <Ballig> all the statues swing their swords
24:08 <Ballig> against Riose
24:56 <Ballig> Riose gets hit for 8 non-lethal damage
25:06 <Ballig> he falls unconscious
25:17 <Ballig> against Rek
25:48 <Ballig> dealing 5 LETHAL damage to Rek
25:58 <Ballig> the sword that hit Riose was padded in leather
25:59 <Rek> *whack "OWCH"
26:01 <Ballig> the ones that hit Rek are not
26:07 <Ballig> the swords are now intertwined
26:11 <Ballig> and make it difficult to pass them
26:35 <Rek> 7/13
27:55 <Rek> 1s
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28:01 <Rek> @acro
28:01 <dicebot> Rek, acro: [1d20=8 acro] 4
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28:10 <Ballig> you get cut for another 3 damage
28:16 <Rek> 4/13
32:36 <Buck> !throw 1d8+1 to Riose
32:40 <Buck> !roll 1d8+1 to Riose
32:41 <dicebot> Buck, to Riose: [1d8=8 to Riose] 9
32:44 <Ballig> Riose is awake
33:05 <Buck> !roll 1d8+1
33:05 <dicebot> Buck, 1d8+1: [1d8=5] 6
33:10 <Ballig> 10/13 for Rek
34:10 <Rek> @see
34:10 <dicebot> Rek, perception: [1d20=13 perception] 15
35:27 <Rek> !roll 1d20+1 arcana
35:27 <dicebot> Rek, arcana: [1d20=9 arcana] 10
36:18 <Buck> "Okay, wait here."
36:46 <Ballig> roll initiative
36:47 <Rek> @init
36:48 <dicebot> Rek, 1d20+2: [1d20=7] 9
36:50 <Buck> !roll 1d20+3
36:51 <dicebot> Buck, 1d20+3: [1d20=9] 12
36:55 <Rek> !roll 1d20+4 init riose
36:55 <dicebot> Rek, init riose: [1d20=13 init riose] 17
36:55 <Buck> !roll 1d20 init
36:55 <dicebot> Buck, init: [1d20=5 init] 5
37:13 <Buck> !roll 1d20 init
37:13 <dicebot> Buck, init: [1d20=1 init] 1
37:33 <Ballig> Riose reacts first
38:08 <Rek> 1s
38:14 <Rek> 2e
38:28 <Rek> !roll 1d20+2 longbow
38:28 <dicebot> Rek, longbow: [1d20=9 longbow] 11
39:39 <Ballig> Riose misses
39:47 <Ballig> it's Buck's turn
39:48 <Rek> !end turn
39:51 <Buck> I shoot it
40:03 <Buck> !roll 1d20+5
40:04 <dicebot> Buck, 1d20+5: [1d20=2] 7
40:07 <Ballig> you miss
40:14 <Ballig> MISFIRE!
40:26 <Buck> I climb up
40:28 <Ballig> roll climb to get up the slide
40:57 <Buck> !roll 1d20+1
40:57 <dicebot> Buck, 1d20+1: [1d20=5] 6
41:01 <Ballig> you fail to climb up the slide
41:03 <Ballig> it's Rek's turn
41:21 <Rek> 5ft step 1se
41:24 <Rek> 5ft step 1sw
41:34 <Rek> throw a rope down to bucko
41:40 <Rek> end turn
41:41 <Ballig> it's the golem's turn
41:48 <Ballig> it slams Buck in the face with its shields
42:03 <Buck> 18 hits
42:13 <Ballig> dealing 6 damage
42:18 <Buck> 5/11
42:23 <Ballig> it's Kyra's turn
42:33 <Buck> Kyra will
42:41 <Ballig> cast summon tiny animal!
43:34 <Buck> channel
43:40 <Buck> !throw 1d6
43:45 <Buck> !roll 1d6
43:46 <dicebot> Buck, 1d6: [1d6=4] 4
43:55 <Buck> 9/11
43:57 <Ballig> movement remains
44:04 <Ballig> Riose's turn
44:07 <Buck> draw crossbow
44:11 <Buck> or sling or whatever
44:30 <Rek> !roll 1d20+2 longbow
44:31 <dicebot> Rek, longbow: [1d20=4 longbow] 6
44:34 <Ballig> he misses
44:35 <Ballig> movement remains
44:38 <Rek> end
44:39 <Ballig> Buck's turn
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45:17 <Buck> grab the rope and try to climb again
45:20 <Ballig> roll climb
45:28 <Buck> !throw 1d20+1
45:30 <Buck> !roll 1d20+1
45:31 <dicebot> Buck, 1d20+1: [1d20=15] 16
45:35 <Ballig> the golem takes an AOO
45:40 <Ballig> 23
45:52 <Ballig> dealing 12 damage
46:02 <Buck> -3/11
46:21 <Ballig> Buck is unconscious and dying
46:23 <Ballig> it's Rek's turn
46:31 <Rek> drag buck back
47:05 <Rek> !roll 1d20
47:06 <dicebot> Rek, 1d20: [1d20=1] 1
47:19 <Ballig> you think "He doesn't need a carotid artery, does he? I'm pretty sure that's the problem!"
47:21 <Ballig> so you remove it
47:34 <Ballig> the golem steps back on his platform
47:43 <Ballig> the slide turns back into stairs
47:58 <Ballig> Kyra casts stabilize
48:50 <Buck> !roll 1d8+1
48:51 <dicebot> Buck, 1d8+1: [1d8=3] 4
48:59 <Buck> 1/11
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49:09 <Buck> Buck gets up, quick clears his gun
49:16 <Buck> and loads it
49:46 <Buck> !throw 1d6 channel
49:48 <Buck> !roll 1d6 channel
49:49 <dicebot> Buck, channel: [1d6=3 channel] 3
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50:02 <Buck> !roll 1d6 channel 
50:02 <dicebot> Buck, channel: [1d6=5 channel] 5
51:31 <Rek> @see
51:31 <dicebot> Rek, perception: [1d20=1 perception] 3
51:35 <Buck> !roll 1d20+7
51:36 <dicebot> Buck, 1d20+7: [1d20=15] 22
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05:13 <Rek> brb
06:59 <Ballig> so in this room
07:09 <Ballig> 2 wands of CLW (10 charges each), 2 scrolls of lesser restoration
07:15 <Ballig> masterwork bastard sword and oil of magic weapon
07:26 <Ballig> masterwork battered musket and an oil of magic weapon
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16:43 <Ballig> Rek: will save
17:04 <Rek> !roll 1d20+1
17:04 <dicebot> Rek, 1d20+1: [1d20=17] 18
17:09 <Ballig> you feel brave
17:52 <Ballig> Buck: will save
18:05 <Buck> !roll 1d20+3 will
18:05 <dicebot> Buck, will: [1d20=5 will] 8
18:12 <Ballig> you scream like a little girl
18:17 <Ballig> !roll 1d4
18:17 <dicebot> Ballig, 1d4: [1d4=3] 3
18:25 <Ballig> Kyra tries to grapple him
18:43 <Buck> !roll 1d20+2 cmb
18:44 <dicebot> Buck, cmb: [1d20=19 cmb] 21
18:47 <Ballig> she grabs him
18:52 <Ballig> you hear flapping of wings to the south
20:08 <Ballig> "Why would I?"
20:21 <Buck> "Okay"
20:41 <Buck> !roll 1d20+3 will
20:41 <dicebot> Buck, will: [1d20=10 will] 13
20:44 <Ballig> you feel brave
20:52 <Buck> "Okay I've come to terms with it"
23:30 <Rek> "sssssshhhhh..."
25:02 <Buck> !throw 1d8+1
25:07 <Buck> !roll 1d8+1
25:07 <dicebot> Buck, 1d8+1: [1d8=2] 3
34:30 <Rek> "talking bones!"
34:31 <Buck> "Cassa-who?"
37:45 <Rek> @init
37:45 <dicebot> Rek, 1d20+2: [1d20=12] 14
37:49 <Buck> !throw 1d20+3 init
37:51 <Rek> !throw 1d20+4 init riose
37:52 <Buck> !roll 1d20+3 init
37:53 <dicebot> Buck, init: [1d20=17 init] 20
37:56 <Rek> !roll 1d20+4 init riose
37:56 <dicebot> Rek, init riose: [1d20=2 init riose] 6
37:59 <Buck> !roll 1d20 init kyra
37:59 <dicebot> Buck, init kyra: [1d20=6 init kyra] 6
41:12 <Ballig> skeleton 3 attacks first
41:25 <Ballig> !rand Rek Buck
41:25 <dicebot> Ballig, random: Buck
41:44 <Ballig> claws Buck for 5 damage
41:54 <Buck> 6/11
42:38 <Ballig> Asar charges Rek
43:05 <Ballig> dealing 11 damage
43:13 <Rek> 2/13
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43:29 <Ballig> it's Buck's turn!
43:56 <Buck> total defense
44:03 <Ballig> movement action remains
44:09 <Buck> taking out the oil
44:26 <Buck> or not
44:28 <Buck> end turn
44:32 <Ballig> okay jaggedsoul
44:33 <Ballig> :p
44:42 <Ballig> #1 goes to attack Buck
44:48 <Ballig> but misses
45:09 <Ballig> #2 goes to attack
45:11 <Ballig> !rand Buck Rek
45:11 <dicebot> Ballig, random: Rek
45:18 <Ballig> but misses
45:22 <Ballig> it's Rek's turn
45:52 <Rek> @power
45:53 <dicebot> Rek, hit: [1d20=4 hit] 10; damage: [1d10=6 damage] 12
45:56 <Ballig> you miss
46:00 <Rek> end turn
46:08 <Ballig> skeleton 4 delays
46:10 <Ballig> it's Riose's turn
46:28 <Rek> !roll 1d8+1 clw
46:28 <dicebot> Rek, clw: [1d8=8 clw] 9
46:37 <Rek> 11/13
46:40 <Ballig> movement remains
46:46 <Rek> end turn
46:52 <Ballig> it's Kyra's turn
46:58 <Buck> Kyra channels
47:07 <Buck> !roll 1d6+1
47:07 <dicebot> Buck, 1d6+1: [1d6=6] 7
47:40 <Ballig> 1, 3 and 4 saves
47:50 <Ballig> Asar doesn't save
48:23 <Ballig> Kyra has movement remaining
48:50 <Ballig> s3 full-attacks
48:53 <Ballig> !rand Buck Rek
48:53 <dicebot> Ballig, random: Buck
48:54 <Ballig> !rand Buck Rek
48:54 <dicebot> Ballig, random: Rek
48:56 <Ballig> a claw on each
49:12 <Ballig> hitting Buck
49:34 <Ballig> dealing 5 damage
49:39 <Buck> 1/11
49:47 <Buck> "Should've shot you."
50:02 <Ballig> Asar power attacks Rek
50:11 <Ballig> but misses
50:19 <Ballig> and he takes a 5 foot step back
50:33 <Ballig> it's Buck's turn
50:41 <Buck> total defense
51:03 <Ballig> skeleton1 full attack's buck
51:11 <Ballig> but misses
51:18 <Ballig> it's Rek's turn
51:29 <Rek> @power
51:29 <dicebot> Rek, hit: [1d20=12 hit] 18; damage: [1d10=7 damage] 13
51:35 <Rek> end turn
51:36 <Ballig> it falls over into a pile of bones
52:40 <Ballig> it's skeleton4's turn
52:48 <Ballig> !rand buck rek
52:49 <dicebot> Ballig, random: buck
52:51 <Ballig> he attacks buck
52:56 <Ballig> but misses
52:58 <Ballig> it's riose's turn
53:14 <Rek> !throw 1d8+1 clw
53:19 <Rek> !roll 1d8+1 clw
53:19 <dicebot> Rek, clw: [1d8=7 clw] 8
53:26 <Ballig> movement remains
53:26 <Buck> 9/11
53:54 <Ballig> it's Kyra's turn
53:57 <Buck> channel
54:03 <Buck> !throw 1d6+1
54:06 <Buck> !roll 1d6+1
54:06 <dicebot> Buck, 1d6+1: [1d6=5] 6
54:32 <Ballig> movement remains
54:50 <Buck> end turn
55:06 <Buck> "You're next"
55:06 <Ballig> he takes a 5 foot step up th e stairs, and claws at Rek
55:21 <Ballig> missing both times
55:23 <Ballig> it's Buck's turn
56:33 <Buck> !roll 1d20+6 acrobatics
56:34 <dicebot> Buck, acrobatics: [1d20=2 acrobatics] 8
56:42 <Ballig> he power attacks you with his longsword
56:56 <Ballig> but misses you
56:59 <Buck> "My turn"
57:07 <Buck> !roll 1d20+5
57:08 <dicebot> Buck, 1d20+5: [1d20=4] 9
57:13 <Ballig> you miss
57:16 <Ballig> it's Rek's turn
57:22 <Rek> @power
57:23 <dicebot> Rek, hit: [1d20=6 hit] 12; damage: [1d10=2 damage] 8
57:25 <Ballig> you miss
57:27 <Ballig> movement remains
57:29 <Rek> end turn
57:33 <Ballig> it's Riose's turn
58:09 <Rek> delay
58:13 <Ballig> it's Kyra's turn
58:25 <Buck> !roll 1d6+1
58:25 <dicebot> Buck, 1d6+1: [1d6=5] 6
58:38 <Ballig> it's Asar's turn, he 5 foot steps
58:44 <Ballig> and claws at Kyra
58:49 <Ballig> power attacking on each
59:12 <Ballig> dealing 5 damage
59:19 <Ballig> it's Buck's turn
59:25 <Buck> 8/13
59:46 <Buck> reload
59:49 <Buck> and take out the oil
59:49 <Ballig> it's Rek's turn
00:12 <Rek> @power
00:12 <dicebot> Rek, hit: [1d20=7 hit] 13; damage: [1d10=10 damage] 16
00:15 <Ballig> you miss
00:18 <Ballig> movement remains
00:18 <Rek> end turn
00:22 <Ballig> it's Riose's turn
01:25 <Rek> !throw 1d8+1 clw on kyra
01:30 <Rek> !roll 1d8+1 clw on kyra
01:30 <dicebot> Rek, clw on kyra: [1d8=2 clw on kyra] 3
01:35 <Rek> end turn
01:40 <Ballig> it's Kyra's turn
02:13 <Buck> draws scimitar
02:15 <Buck> swings it
02:19 <Buck> !roll 1d20+2
02:19 <dicebot> Buck, 1d20+2: [1d20=4] 6
02:20 <Ballig> misses
02:24 <Ballig> Asar claws at her
02:49 <Ballig> clawing her once for 7 damage
02:55 <Buck> 4/13
03:06 <Ballig> and takes a 5 foot step south
03:11 <Ballig> it's Buck's turn
03:18 <Buck> I 5ft step south
03:27 <Buck> !roll 1d20+5
03:27 <dicebot> Buck, 1d20+5: [1d20=15] 20
03:34 <Buck> tell him a little about my boomstick
03:36 <Ballig> you hit him
03:37 <Buck> !roll 1d12+1
03:37 <dicebot> Buck, 1d12+1: [1d12=9] 10
03:56 <Ballig> it's Rek's turn
04:06 <Rek> @power
04:07 <dicebot> Rek, hit: [1d20=14 hit] 20; damage: [1d10=3 damage] 9
04:10 <Ballig> you hit!
04:17 <Rek> end turn
04:20 <Ballig> it's Riose's turn
04:33 <Rek> !roll 1d8+1 clw on kyra
04:34 <dicebot> Rek, clw on kyra: [1d8=6 clw on kyra] 7
04:48 <Ballig> it's kyra's turn
05:04 <Buck> !roll 1d20+2
05:05 <dicebot> Buck, 1d20+2: [1d20=17] 19
05:09 <Ballig> misses
05:18 <Ballig> it claws at her
05:31 <Ballig> power attacking her twice
05:41 <Ballig> dealing 12 damage
05:48 <Buck> -1/13
05:50 <Ballig> Kyra is unconscious and dying
05:58 <Ballig> he 5 foot steps north
06:01 <Ballig> over her
06:05 <Ballig> it's Buck's turn
06:08 <Buck> reload
06:13 <Ballig> movement remains
06:19 <Buck> end turn
06:30 <Ballig> it's Rek's turn
06:33 <Rek> @power
06:34 <dicebot> Rek, hit: [1d20=6 hit] 12; damage: [1d10=5 damage] 11
06:44 <Ballig> you miss
06:45 <Ballig> movement remains
07:10 <Rek> end turn
07:21 <Ballig> it's Riose's turn
09:51 <Rek> !roll 1d8+1 clw on arser
09:51 <dicebot> Rek, clw on arser: [1d8=4 clw on arser] 5
10:09 <Rek> end turn
10:18 <Ballig> Aser attacks kyra
10:19 <Ballig> two claws
10:46 <Ballig> killing her
10:58 <Ballig> and takes a 5 foot step
11:02 <Ballig> it's Buck's turn
13:19 <Buck> !roll 1d20+5; 1d12+1
13:19 <dicebot> Buck, 1d20+5: [1d20=15] 20; 1d12+1: [1d12=2] 3
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13:33 <Ballig> you hit
13:56 <Ballig> you don't do any damage
14:00 <Ballig> it's Rek's turn
14:09 <Rek> @power
14:09 <dicebot> Rek, hit: [1d20=19 hit] 25; damage: [1d10=8 damage] 14
14:22 <Rek> @power
14:22 <dicebot> Rek, hit: [1d20=15 hit] 21; damage: [1d10=3 damage] 9
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14:32 <Rek> end turn
14:35 <Ballig> he dies
14:36 <Buck> I reload
14:38 <Buck> and loot him
14:47 <Buck> and loot her
16:00 <Buck> "Tell your brother I almost shot you"
16:03 <Buck> "On purpose"
16:51 <Ballig> Buck: will save
17:01 <Buck> !roll 1d20+3 will
17:01 <dicebot> Buck, will: [1d20=19 will] 22
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23:33 Buck is now known as Avatar
23:49 Rek is now known as tristen
24:02 <tristen> nice one! cheers ballig cheers avatar
24:09 * Ballig removes voice from tristen Avatar
24:39 <Avatar> exp plzzzzz
24:57 <Ballig> what characters do you want to apply the credit to
25:15 <tristen> can the credit be applied to any character?
25:24 <Ballig> yes
25:29 <Ballig> it's 3xp and 4 prestige
25:32 <Ballig> and gold dependent on level
25:35 <tristen> wow
25:37 <tristen> ok
25:48 <Avatar> what's the gold for each level
26:17 <tristen> hmmmm one sec then ballig i'll let you know
26:20 <Ballig> uhm
26:23 <Ballig> 1-2 is 1250
26:27 <Ballig> 3-4 is 3125
26:30 <Ballig> 5-6 is 6250
26:35 <Ballig> 8-9 is 13335
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26:42 <Ballig> 10-11 is 19167
26:52 <Avatar> what about 7
27:02 <Ballig> you round down to 5-6
27:09 <Avatar> that's fucked
27:18 <Ballig> ha
27:52 <Avatar> I'm thinking either Snickers or Cairo
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28:12 <tristen> yeah ok i'll go with oskar (35604-4)
28:16 <tristen> level 4
29:07 <Avatar> chuck it on Snickers
29:14 <Avatar> level 4
30:02 <Avatar> that'll bump me to level 5
32:07 <Ballig> PM me your PFS number, xp, gold and prestige/fame for those characters
32:09 <Ballig> and faction
34:33 <Ballig> you too tristen
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36:44 <Ballig> poor mort, being scared off
36:48 <Avatar> oh no she died
36:48 <Mort-> When is next sessionm
36:52 <Mort-> Nah
36:53 <Ballig> saturday
36:57 <Mort-> I wasn't even there
37:00 <Ballig> I'm going to schedule something for people not going to the convention
37:01 <Mort-> Next or?
37:13 <Ballig> I was going to do pallid plague but steven has played it
37:19 <Avatar> we have an open timeslot on sundays now
37:23 <Mort-> Hm I'm out on Friday
37:24 <Mort-> Ok
37:28 <Mort-> Cote done?
37:29 <Ballig> are you here on Saturday?
37:34 <Ballig> yeah that was the last session of cote
37:35 <Ballig> we finished it
37:43 <Mort-> May/may not be
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37:58 <Mort-> I promised my aunt i would be free all week end
38:07 <Mort-> So i can't promise attendance
38:23 <Mort-> Since all of you went to convention i felt free giving that promise
38:46 <Mort-> Though technically i already said we would go on Friday
38:49 <Ballig> only like 3 people are going to the convention
38:58 <Mort-> Who will be here.
39:02 <Mort-> Hydra
39:07 <Mort-> Maybe me
39:10 <Mort-> And who else
39:15 <Ballig> me, hydrazine, steven, you, maybe war_wrecker, maybe foxtrotter
39:21 <Mort-> What scenario and what tier
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39:28 * Ballig shrugs
39:31 <Mort-> Chances are ill bring khaz
39:40 <Ballig> I can do Frozen Fingers of Midnight, Perils of the Pirate Pact, Decline of Glory, Delirium's Tangle or Shades of Ice Part 1
39:50 <Mort-> All ok by me
40:06 <Ballig> Hydrazine_: have you updated the list of scenarios you've played on the website? have you played Shades of Ice?
40:09 <Mort-> Though shades of had part 1 should be done by mort
40:13 <Mort-> He hasn't
40:22 <Mort-> I know the scenarios he played like my own
40:29 <Hydrazine_> Jerus and Hokubi are both up to date on what they've played.
40:39 <Ballig> really
40:41 <Ballig> I mean on my website
40:47 <Ballig> http://www.pfrpg.com.au/pfs.php5
40:49 <Mort-> Random chance that i can play on sat
40:53 <Ballig> because it tells me I can run Assault on the Kingdom of the Impossible
40:56 <Ballig> and I know I ran it for you already
40:56 <Mort-> Khaz will be out probably
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41:12 <Hydrazine_> Whats this?
41:13 <Mort-> Yeah he updated on sheet
41:22 <Mort-> But not on the site
41:33 <Ballig> it's the list of scenarios you've played
41:33 <Hydrazine_> Never seen this before. How do I work it?
41:40 <Ballig> just sign in, then click all the ones you've played
41:42 <Ballig> and hit update
41:47 <Ballig> otherwise we can't determine what the best scenario to run is
41:55 <Mort-> Use your mouse button and click
41:59 <Mort-> And guess what?
42:05 <Mort-> We are out of healers again
42:09 <Mort-> :d
42:18 <Mort-> Monk. Magus buddy
42:26 <Ballig> jaggedsoul hasn't updated either, because I'm sure he's played shades of ice
42:31 <Mort-> And dunno who else
42:55 <Mort-> Guess we get to umd and hope we don't get fked.
43:17 <Mort-> I hash wand of infernal healing
43:22 <Ballig> have any of you played Perils of the Pirate Pact
43:24 * Mort- facepalms
43:27 <Mort-> Not me
43:27 <Ballig> I know Avatar, Brunius and I have played it
43:31 <Mort-> Should be ok 
43:42 <Mort-> At least khaz is wearing light armor
43:51 <Brunius> Played what?
43:53 <Mort-> If it comes to a swim thing ><
44:05 <Ballig> Brunius: Perils of the Pirate Pact
44:17 <Brunius> Oh, that
44:20 <Hydrazine_> Fixed.
44:33 <Ballig> it still shows me assault on the kingdom of the impossible
44:35 <Ballig> did you click that one off
45:11 <Hydrazine_> Possibly.
45:16 <Mort-> Wonder who we will have
45:24 <Mort-> On that day
46:34 <Mort-> One tripgus one magus and a monk?
46:36 <Mort-> ><
50:13 <Mort-> Steven did you check if he played it before ?
50:25 <Ballig> he said he filled it in
50:27 <Ballig> and it wasn't listed for him
50:29 <Mort-> I'm thinking ill take a short break from mort for a while
50:31 <Mort-> Ok
50:43 <Mort-> Till myz next pops in
52:03 <Brunius> Mort-, next level you and myz will be in the same tier more often
54:58 <Ballig> Brunius: were you with us for Frozen Fingers of Midnight?
55:20 <Brunius> PM as I don't want to spoil it
55:58 <Brunius> Yeah, I was with you for that one
56:37 <Ballig> do you remember who else was? I Know it was Samsuhn, Buck, Kaleb, Eidren
56:38 <Ballig> was there another
56:51 <Brunius> Who was the suicidal sorceror we had
57:03 <Ballig> Eidren
57:20 <Avatar> ?nauseated
57:20 <dicebot> Creatures with the nauseated condition experience stomach distress. Nauseated creatures are unable to attack, cast spells, concentrate on spells, or do anything else requiring attention. The only action such a character can take is a single move actions per turn.
57:55 <Brunius> Valkur, according to my logs
58:00 <Brunius> And Derau, not Kaleb
58:39 <Ballig> so it was Samsuhn, Buck, Kaleb and Valkur? no one else?
58:44 <Ballig> er, Derau, not Kaleb
00:41 <Ballig> looks like it
01:09 <Brunius> Yeah, that's all I've got
01:35 <Ballig> all right, I've scheduled games for next Saturday and Sunday
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05:22 <Mort-> I am taking off my wizard hat for now ^^
05:47 <Mort-> Suicidal sorcs?
05:52 <Mort-> Its all in the blood
05:56 <Ballig> he was nuts
06:16 * Mort- is a nervousmur and likes to keep living thank you
06:34 * Mort- is also a skittishmur
08:10 <Brunius> Mort- is not a *mur
08:31 <Brunius> Next Saturday I might be able to make
08:34 <Brunius> What's running then?
09:14 <Ballig> they're both ones you've played, I was told you would be at the convention
09:59 <Brunius> I'm only going sunday
10:24 <Brunius> I don't have the cash for more than that
10:39 <Mort-> Lol
10:53 <Ballig> borrow money off Avatar
10:53 <Mort-> Sleight of hand on convention
11:02 <Mort-> As in sorry your parents stash
11:14 <Mort-> Or charge them for washing the car
11:29 * Mort- is a mur with a nice bushy tail
11:32 <Mort-> And paws
11:33 <Ballig> nope
11:36 <Ballig> you're huichin li
11:38 <Mort-> Yes
11:41 <Mort-> No!
11:48 <Mort-> I'm a mur!
11:59 <Mort-> Shouldn't have told you my real name
12:01 <Mort-> Ah well
12:10 <Mort-> Just call me mort!
12:19 <Ballig> you didn't tell me your name
12:38 <Mort-> Well you can see from sites and all
12:45 <Brunius> Yo Avatar, can I have $30?
12:53 <Mort-> I'm a mur with a tail and 4 paws
13:03 <Avatar> sure, if you give me $60
13:13 <Mort-> My fur is brown
13:19 <Mort-> And i have huge black eyes
13:25 <Avatar> that's your hair
13:33 <Mort-> No.
13:37 <Mort-> I'm a mur!
13:51 <Mort-> Sigh about myz
14:09 <Avatar> you're a human like the rest of us
14:16 <Mort-> Even hydra says hoku needs some exercise
14:25 <Mort-> He wants a bigger croc :p
14:39 <Mort-> To Steve irwin it
14:46 <Avatar> what does hoku needing exercise have to do with anything
15:03 <Mort-> It means we should all play lower level characters!
15:30 <Avatar> so you can rip apart level 1 encounters more :
15:31 <Avatar> :P
15:38 <Mort-> No!
15:41 <Avatar> yes
15:43 <Mort-> I'm harmless
15:43 <Avatar> don't lie
15:48 <Mort-> It was him not me!
15:51 <Avatar> sure, miss hold person before coup de gracing
15:58 <Mort-> that croc nearly killed me!
16:07 <Mort-> Khaz won't be able to do that
16:09 <Avatar> what croc
17:14 <Mort-> The one in fs3
17:32 <Mort-> Khaz can't hold person
17:39 <Mort-> Will never be able to
17:45 <Avatar> am I missing something
17:48 <Avatar> when did fs3 come up
18:02 <Mort-> Khaz played fs3
18:09 <Mort-> Croc got him to 1 hp
18:17 <Avatar> when did khaz come up
18:23 <Mort-> You were there on snickers
18:32 <Avatar> yeah I know what you are talking about
18:33 <Mort-> Well its lower level characters
18:41 <Avatar> but you said you had fur and I said you're a human
18:48 <Mort-> Li
18:48 <Avatar> and you said even hydra says hoku needs exercise
18:51 <Mort-> Oh
18:54 <Mort-> Yeah so uh
18:55 <Avatar> those seem completely unerlated
18:59 <Avatar> unrelated
19:05 <Mort-> I got a little sidetracked
19:15 <Avatar> what's going on mort!
19:19 <Mort-> But i think ill play khaz a bit more
19:40 * Mort- gets side tracked
20:29 <Brunius> Get some ritalin Mort-
22:03 <Avatar> is lightning bolt worth taking
23:03 <Avatar> ????????
24:31 <Mort-> No but your talking to the wrong wizard
24:33 <Mort-> Lol
24:45 <Mort-> I think fb is better if you need to hurl
24:56 <Avatar> witches don't get fireball
25:01 <Mort-> Oh ok
25:19 <Mort-> Then for evocation lightning bolt will be fine
25:41 <Mort-> Did you realise i don't have any.. evocation on me?
26:02 <Mort-> Empty palms lol
26:23 <Mort-> Remind me to get a scroll of i dunno
26:31 <Mort-> What's good to use at level 2
26:44 <Mort-> Not scorching ray
26:51 <Mort-> Maybe flaming sphere?
27:07 <Avatar> it'd be nice if spells aside from the sorcerer/wizard list were sorted by school
27:11 <Mort-> But mek keeps saying don't use anything that requires saves on scrolls
27:17 <Mort-> Ah
27:23 <Avatar> yeah he's right
27:26 <Mort-> What is your chosen school
27:35 <Avatar> I don't have a chosen school, I'm a witch, not a wizard
27:45 <Avatar> it's just easier to pick spells
27:46 <Mort-> You do have spell focus?
27:49 <Avatar> no
27:51 <Avatar> I have extra hex
27:52 <Mort-> Ah
27:56 <Ballig> it's not just mekkis that keeps saying it, Mort
27:58 <Ballig> it's everyone
28:08 <Mort-> I generally just pick anything with will saves
28:32 <Mort-> Maybe my "evocation" might involve summon monster
28:48 <Mort-> But level 2 monsters are kinda a wimpy lot
28:56 <Mort-> Its at 3 they start looking better
29:19 <Avatar> I was going to look at Die For Your Master, thinking I could kill my familiar to save my life
29:21 <Mort-> I really have zilch for damage dealing
29:22 <Avatar> but that's not how it works :(
29:30 <Mort-> How could you :(
29:38 <Avatar> it would be a worthy sacrifice
29:58 <Mort-> You lose your spell book
30:05 <Mort-> Better then your life of course
30:07 <Mort-> But still.
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31:15 <Avatar> I could take cure serious wounds, but I can't ever see myself preparing it
31:27 <Avatar> I'm better off taking fly to cast it on someone else in the party
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31:55 <Mort> trolllin boards
31:59 <Mort> while wagging my tail
32:53 <Avatar> in your imagination
33:39 * Mort wags her tail at avatar
35:42 <Avatar> in your imagination
37:00 * Mort sulks and tailslaps avatar.
37:03 <Mort> Tail doesnt like you.
37:15 <Avatar> in your imagination
37:47 <Brunius> Mort, accept it.
37:52 <Brunius> You do not have a tail.
38:11 <Mort> I DO have a tail :(
38:56 <Avatar> in your imagination
39:41 * Mort sniffs and goes off to troll boards
39:49 * Mort hopes to find a troll to dump on avatar
39:58 <Avatar> is fly worth taking as a spell if your party members don't have fly skill
40:51 <Avatar> party members get a bonus to fly skill based on half the caster's level
40:55 <Avatar> so +2 at the moment
41:54 <Brunius> I'm making a note to always carry a fly potion now
42:01 <Mort> yes
42:02 <Brunius> It's good for running away quickly
42:14 <Mort> I mean why do you need fly skill to fly
42:14 <Avatar> yeah
42:19 <Mort> of cousre the moment I grow wings Ill fly
42:24 <Mort> acutally I would use fly offensively.
42:29 <Mort> like. need to get up to that flying beastie down there?
42:31 <Avatar> you need fly skill 
42:32 <Mort> (fly jerus :P)
42:35 <Avatar> otherwise you can't do certain stuff
42:37 <Avatar> like hover
42:44 <Mort> no need hover
42:46 <Mort> make him flyby :D
42:50 <Mort> or attempt to flyby
42:54 <Mort> run up to the creature and just hit it
42:58 <Mort> he doesnt have to do it for long
42:59 <Avatar> how does that work
43:01 <Mort> and he will NEVEr have fly
43:01 <Avatar> he doesn't have flyby
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43:14 <Avatar> but if he fails a hover check, then what
43:17 <Avatar> he drops onto the enemy?
43:34 <Mort> The subject can fly at a speed of 60 feet (or 40 feet if it wears medium or heavy armor, or if it carries a medium or heavy load). It can ascend at half speed and descend at double speed, and its maneuverability is good.
43:38 <Mort> just keep moving hwoie kn teh air
44:04 <Avatar> yeah but if you attack something, you have to stop
44:11 <Avatar> because you don't have flyby
44:30 <Mort> You generally need only make a Fly check when you are attempting a complex maneuver. Without making a check, a flying creature can remain flying at the end of its turn so long as it moves a distance greater than half its speed. It can also turn up to 45 degrees by sacrificing 5 feet of movement, can rise at half speed at an angle of 45 degrees1, and can descend at any angle at normal speed. Note 
44:30 <Mort> that these restrictions only apply to movement taken during your current turn. 
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44:46 <Avatar> yeah, you are attempting to hover
44:47 <Mort> can get him to 5 ft step while in the air still?
45:07 <Avatar> "5ft step" in the air is "moving less than half speed and remain flying", DC 10
45:19 <Avatar> is that it?
45:33 <Mort> maybe
45:37 <Mort> never fought while flying really
45:40 <Mort> well not exactly
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45:49 <Mort> problem is that guy with all his heavy plate
45:51 <Mort> is going to fly badly.
45:57 <Mort> but as long as he can get up there othit whoever he needs to
45:58 <Mort> Im fine with it
46:05 <Spaceshot> War_Wrecker: have you returned yet? :P
47:21 <Mort> nevermind well see it once it comes into combat
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50:16 <Mort> see what happens when we try to make jerus fly
50:16 <Steven> sup
50:18 <Mort> itll come eventually
50:28 <Mort> can you hit someone in the air just by flying up to him and wacking him?
50:37 <Steven> yes...
51:12 <Steven> or by using spider climb boots and walking on the ceiling 
51:19 <Mort> lets assume we're in a nice open field
51:27 <Steven> potion of fly
51:29 <Mort> winged fluffy decides to take a nice breath on you
51:35 <Mort> so you decide that you'll let the fighter fly
51:41 <Mort> and toss him in the air to deal with fluffy
51:47 <Mort> while you sit down on the ground, and hopefully watch fireworks
51:57 <Mort> +2 for skillper caster level
51:59 <Steven> thats a terrible idea
52:09 <Mort> I dont think I want to fly anywhere near the dragon
52:14 <Steven> you should get somebody to fly perferably one or two
52:15 <Mort> potion of fly is nice
52:23 <Mort> but not many people will acutally bother to bring it
52:23 <Steven> and then pull out ranged weapons
52:27 <Mort> I guess
52:32 <Mort> I dislike shooting
52:34 <Mort> but ya I guess
52:42 <Mort> I SUPPOSE I could shoot
52:47 <Mort> but you can just fly him up right?
53:04 <Ballig> Steven: what should my level 5 cleric spend 8200 gold on?
53:04 <Mort> (beats summoning a dire bat for a mount..not to mention all the ride checks' hell have to make while at it)
53:09 <Mort> cookies.
53:11 <Mort> lots of cookies
53:12 <Steven> got good armor?
53:14 <Mort> then give them all to the lemur
53:15 <Ballig> have a +1 breastplate
53:22 <Mort> screw armor
53:26 <Steven> got good shield?
53:28 <Mort> wis headband
53:31 <Mort> if it isnt in
53:35 <Ballig> has a +1 darkwood shield
53:40 <Steven> hmmm
53:56 <Steven> ide consider throwing comfort on the armor so you can sleep in it
54:07 <Ballig> ha
54:22 <Steven> and have a permanent endure elements
54:31 <Ballig> what book is that in
54:48 <Steven> i wanna say apg but i dont think thats right
55:34 <Steven> its in the field guide
55:46 <Steven> Armor of comfort sheds dirt and sweat as they accumulate, and remains as comfortable as weather-appropriate clothing regardless of environmental conditions. A suit of armor with this enhancement always looks immaculately clean, can be slept in as though it were light armor, and does not cause a penalty to the wearer’s saving throws to resist the effects of ex
55:48 <Mekkis> Ballig, get a ioun stone
55:57 <Mort> I need a hot portable bathtub...
55:59 <Mort> how do I get one?
56:06 <Steven> xtreme heat. In cold weather, it counts as cold-weather clothing. In addition, the armor’s armor check penalty is reduced by 1 (to a minimum of 0).
56:12 <Mort> (bag of holding, bathtub, endless decanter of water?)
56:14 <Ballig> 5k is fairly extreme
56:15 <Hydrazine_> might be worth getting, Steven. Sick of getting ambushed and being all unarmored.
56:16 <Mort> then how od you heat te water after that
56:24 <Mort> screw armor
56:28 <Mort> Im just wearing my robes
56:34 <Steven> i believe its been errated to a +1 bonus
56:36 <Steven> let me go check
56:40 <Mekkis> not worth it
56:52 <Mekkis> just cast Lesser Restoration every day
56:56 <Mekkis> and stop sleeping
57:16 <Steven> yeah... cause its always worth it to burn a spell slot every day
57:51 <Mekkis> sure
57:55 <Mekkis> pearl of power II
58:04 <Mekkis> is less than armour of comfort
58:05 <Mekkis> :S
58:11 <Mort> wtf?
58:18 <Mort> you remind me of my brother in might and magic 6
58:27 <Mort> their entire party worked 24/7
58:33 <Mort> as in day in day out night in night out
58:43 <Steven> ah, thats why i thought it was +1 bonus
58:49 <Mort> just pop up at temple at 3 am(get a nice llyods beacon hooked inthere)
58:53 <Mort> and just pop in for free heals
58:56 <Mort> and restores :P
59:01 <Steven> i got it when the price of +1 and 5k were the same
59:11 <Mort> they never rested once they were past lv 10 or so I think
59:12 <Mort> cant remmeber
59:14 <Mort> exactly
59:18 <Mort> literally
59:30 <Mort> Im like how the fk..realistically is it possible to go for one week of dungeon crashing
59:45 <Mort> stretches imagination but yeah they did that
59:59 <Steven> there are other reasons to get comfort, endure elements, always clean, can sleep in armor
00:21 <Ballig> it's not endure elements
00:31 <Ballig> it's cold weather gear
00:31 <Mort> I want a portable bathtub
00:38 <Mort> and hot water
00:39 <Steven> armore check reduced by 1
00:41 <Mort> so I can take my urm bath..
00:46 <Mort> wherever I go.
01:01 <Steven> its effectively endure elements
01:20 <Steven> not quite the same, but close enough
01:43 <Ballig> it's not effectively endure elements :p
01:45 <Ballig> they are two different things
01:50 <Ballig> you can wear cold weather gear on top of armour
01:52 <Ballig> so it's no real benefit
02:13 <Steven> but i always advocate comfort armor when theres money to burn
02:25 <Ballig> I'm not burning 5k on it :p
02:29 <Ballig> it's not worth it to me
02:50 <Steven> i dunno, it always seems like im getting ambushed when sleeping in a scenario
03:20 <Hydrazine_> Or when trying to cross a river.
03:29 <Steven> or this one time the GM was like you're going to a party
03:35 <Steven> you need to buy fancy clothes
03:47 <Ballig> you can just clean your armour
03:48 <Steven> and i was like my mithril armor isnt fancy enough?
03:50 <Ballig> it doesn't do any more than that
03:53 <Mort> lol
03:56 <Steven> and he was like no its not clean enough
03:57 <Mort> I should get fancy clothes..
04:03 <Mort> pregisdition
04:06 <Mort> whatever that spell was called
04:07 <Steven> and i was like bitch its comfort armor its pristinely clean!
04:12 <Mort> great for cleaning up messes
04:14 <Steven> and he was like... well played sir
04:18 <Mort> also acting like a party conjurer..
04:21 <Mort> when required.
04:29 <Mort> I did ever load it before
04:31 <Mort> but usually I dont
04:46 <Steven> yeah, on ausk
05:01 <Steven> i have +3 Mithril Chainmail of Comfort
05:35 <Steven> with the jolly roger emblazoned upon its chest
05:39 * Mort facepalms
05:44 <Mort> oh gawd
05:54 <Mort> I still want my hot bath though
06:00 <Ballig> I could get a mithral breastplate!
06:00 <Ballig> :p
06:10 <Hydrazine_> there once was a game master named Dink
06:16 <Hydrazine_> who had trouble with holding his drink.
06:21 <Steven> i loves mithril!  AC penalty... not anymore!
06:26 <Hydrazine_> while taking a piss, rolled critical miss
06:35 <Hydrazine_> and drained right into the sink.
06:48 <Ballig> mithral breastplate still has a -1 ACP
07:02 <Mort> really?
07:08 <Steven> yeah... that's negligible really...
07:09 <Mort> are you serious?
07:10 <Steven> although
07:12 <Mort> how did that incident really work out
07:16 <Steven> with comfort on that breastplate...
07:21 <Steven> it would be zero
07:33 <Hydrazine_> And here I thought Jerus was doing pretty good.
07:37 <Ballig> that would cost more than the breastplate itself
07:46 <Steven> its just gold man
07:49 <Ballig> and mithral breastplate is already light armour
07:51 <Hydrazine_> Having only a -4 on his full plate.
07:54 <Ballig> so you can already sleep in it
08:02 <Mort> its okay
08:07 <Mort> just take off your armor
08:12 <Mort> it makes you smell like..metal works anyway
08:15 * Mort sniffs disdainfully
08:26 <Ballig> you can't be like "it's only gold"
08:27 <Mort> damnit. going to have a problem when I end up stuck in metalworks on khaz..
08:32 <Ballig> that's like asking you to give me $500 for a sandwich, because it's only money
08:41 <Ballig> if I don't value it as highly as you, I'm clearly not going to pay that much for it
08:48 <Hydrazine_> Hey Ballig, can I have 500 bucks for a sammich?
08:53 <Steven> yeah serioulsy
08:57 <Ballig> it'd want to be a damned good sandwich
08:57 <Steven> im kinda hungry
09:07 <Steven> Ruben?
09:20 <Ballig> anyway, you can already sleep in a mithral breastplate
09:22 <Hydrazine_> Actually I think the most I've seen a sammich go for is 70 bucks.
09:24 <Ballig> making it comfort would be a waste of 5000 gold
09:27 <Hydrazine_> And that thing feeds a table of 10.
09:27 <Steven> i make a pretty good ruben
09:52 * Mort is not sleeping in armor.
09:59 * Mort probably hasnt been a melee for long
10:03 <Hydrazine_> Burger joint in Miami sells a 10 lb burger.
10:10 <Steven> mort you say that until you get ambushed in the middle of the night
10:20 <Steven> and then have to spend some rounds donning armor
10:24 <Steven> it sucks
10:31 <Hydrazine_> Lol. Mort knows about getting ambushed at night.
10:39 <Mort> well I was on watch
10:44 <Steven> so anyways... no comfort thats cool
10:45 <Mort> and yes I didnt notice that..
10:48 <Mort> nah
10:52 <Mort> I was on watch and ambushed that night
10:55 <Mort> in my chain shirt
10:58 <Mort> got bit.
11:00 <Mort> but that was about it
11:08 <Hydrazine_> I been considering getting a chain shirt or something for Jerus, just to sleep in.
11:17 <Steven> so do you have a +2 wis headband?
11:19 <Mort> the moment you sleep in armor
11:21 <Mort> you get fatigued?
11:28 <Mort> just screw armor, pop a shield on if you get bushed.
11:48 <Steven> or are you going to go with a phylac of positive channeling?
11:57 <Ballig> I dont' have a +2 wis headband
12:00 <Mort> well
12:02 <Mort> what you waiting for
12:03 <Mort> GET ONE :D
12:10 <Ballig> I don't see me getting the phylactery at the moment, it costs too much
12:16 <Ballig> I'm looking at my options
12:38 <Steven> yeah, but it feels so good when the party is like channel channel im almost dead
12:49 <Steven> and then you get to roll 6d6 and they are like wtf? what level are you?
12:53 <Mort> whats about that phylac
12:55 <Ballig> I can channel 7/day, I think I've only ever used 2 max
13:07 <Hydrazine_> I kinda regret not having armor training.
13:16 <Mort> its okay youre a huge enormous beast
13:17 <Mort> :D
13:19 <Mort> I like you as you are
13:22 * Mort cuddles the hydrazine
13:33 <Mort> you dont have the dex for armor training anyway..
13:43 <Mort> + if you ever do - try for mithral fullplate
13:45 <Steven> this last wednesday when i had the arguement with bobby, it was after a fight where i used 6 channels
14:02 <Hydrazine_> Hell of a fight.
14:32 <Steven> yeah... he kept attacking the same person with double scorpion grab/constriction and stinger
14:41 <Steven> so he was taking like 25 or so damage a turn
15:26 <Mort> grease. lots of grease
15:29 * Mort fiddles grease
15:34 <Mort> FOM even
15:36 <Mort> consider
15:46 <Steven> so it was basically scorp go constrict 25 damage +str poison, folnor goes channel 5 foot step, everyone else beats the hell out of the scorp
15:48 <Mort> but the problem about grease/fom stuff is you need to know who is the guy being into it
15:51 <Steven> rinse repeat for 6 rounds
16:03 <Hydrazine_> Tedious.
16:05 <Mort> why didnt any of you try to make sure the scorp didnt get to do it
16:09 <Steven> meanwhile everyone is bitching about how the scorp isnt intelligent, it would attack the person doing the damage to it
16:11 <Mort> like lock him down
16:22 <Mort> hrmm
16:24 <Hydrazine_> DM says no, Scorpion attacks this guy?
16:25 <Steven> there were two people that could do that
16:29 * Mort isnt sure what she would use against the scorp
16:38 <Steven> the guy that was grappled, and me
16:44 <Mort> ah
16:46 <Steven> and i was spending my turn keeping the dude alive
16:56 <Steven> and he was failing his concentration checks like nobodies business
17:00 <Mort> okay I can imagine..
17:05 <Mort> mort gets grappled. UH OH
17:12 <Hydrazine_> casting grappled is srs business.
17:12 <Mort> and yeah Im easy to grab :(
17:19 <Mort> you cant
17:22 <Steven> fo sho
17:23 <Mort> lets just say you cant
17:26 <Hydrazine_> Its why Hoku's so mean.
17:42 <Mort> yeah I wont even try
17:58 <Steven> yeah i dont even think i can play this comming wednesday cause ive played both of the scenarios we playing at the shop
18:38 <Steven> so sad... but at least i wont have to play with bobby for sure one week
21:35 <Steven> think imma watch me some highschool fo the dead
22:22 <Steven> also folnor has like 13000 gold
24:57 <Steven> no wait....
24:59 <Steven> 17k
25:11 <Mort> lol
25:40 <Steven> forgot to add the scenario from last time in
27:17 <Mort> thin I going ot dc
27:18 <Mort> think
29:21 <Steven> why for?
30:04 <Mort> unstable connection
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44:14 <Steven> i want a brownie
44:20 <Steven> but sam wont go to the store
44:27 <Steven> somebody talk her into it
47:24 <Mort> just go do it urself
47:25 <Mort> u got feet
47:43 <Steven> but ive already taken my shoes off
52:55 <Spaceshot> I so need to work on my 40k
53:00 <Spaceshot> someone motivate me
53:02 <Spaceshot> :P
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57:34 <Mort> told ye
58:41 <Brunius> Spaceshot: I'm painting my valkyrie
58:44 <Brunius> I'm nearly done
58:51 <Brunius> (True Story)
59:14 <Avatar> I thought you were lying
00:11 <Spaceshot> bruinus: fuck you
00:12 <Spaceshot> :P
00:37 <Brunius> Who's bruinus
01:01 <Spaceshot> Brunius: you know what I mean, that's what I get not just tabbing
01:08 <Brunius> :P
01:12 <Brunius> I'm serious though
01:26 <Brunius> Gotta get some arcrylic paint instead of this enamel stuff though
01:29 <Brunius> My washes won't work over it
01:35 <Spaceshot> heh
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01:54 <Spaceshot> why are you using enamel?
02:24 <Spaceshot> you should be using high pigment count acrylics
02:29 <Spaceshot> like model specific paints
02:37 <Brunius> It's model paint
02:45 <Brunius> From the hobby shop in boronia
02:49 <Brunius> Tamiya
02:50 <Spaceshot> is it that model car paint?
03:12 <Brunius> Possibly
03:16 <Spaceshot> yea don't use that
03:22 <Spaceshot> let me find you the dakkadakka post
03:33 <Brunius> http://www.rcworld.com.au/ts-61-tamiya-acrylic-spray-paint-nato-green.html
03:46 <Brunius> Yeah of course you tell me now
03:54 <Brunius> After my whole valk is painted with the stuff
04:25 <Spaceshot> http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/293693.page
04:36 <Spaceshot> can't find the exact thing, but I remember reading this one as well
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05:26 <Spaceshot> I'd be more enclined to use blu tack as greenstuff than enamel over high pigment count acrylics (such as game colour, P3 and GW)
05:33 <Spaceshot> blu tac*
06:19 <Mort> in nd out
06:45 <Spaceshot> but yea, I should work on my dark elfdar
06:57 <Spaceshot> why I may or may not have explained to you about it
11:14 <Spaceshot> here hopes I still have greenstuff
11:29 <Spaceshot> otherwise I'm not gonna be happy having to buy some more
11:36 <Spaceshot> how much is GS these days brun?
11:40 <Brunius> From who?
12:17 <Spaceshot> anyone
12:18 <Brunius> From gee dub....buttloads
12:30 <Spaceshot> yea GW always likes to overprice their shit
12:35 <Brunius> Not as much from good games
12:46 <Brunius> Mind Games might have some, never bought anything from them
12:51 <Brunius> Not in melbourne at least
12:52 <Spaceshot> but I want to get some asap
12:58 <Spaceshot> how much from GG?
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13:24 <Brunius> Surprising as this may be, I don't memorise their prices
13:41 <War_Wrecker> I RETURN
13:45 <Spaceshot> he returns
13:50 <Spaceshot> how was the carnage?
14:20 <War_Wrecker> Meh
14:27 <War_Wrecker> I didn't play any table top
14:33 <Spaceshot> aww
14:39 <War_Wrecker> Watched a warhammer fantasy match
14:40 <Spaceshot> what did you end up playing then?
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14:43 <War_Wrecker> Played an avalon hill game
14:50 <Spaceshot> which one
14:55 <War_Wrecker> Nexus Ops
15:05 <Spaceshot> bah
15:13 <Spaceshot> need more 80s avalon hill games
15:25 <Spaceshot> you'd still be there half way through the game if that was the case
16:11 <War_Wrecker> Yeah
16:23 <War_Wrecker> I'll borrow a friends betrayal on the house on the hill and bring that
16:49 <War_Wrecker> Anyhow we have games next weekend?
16:55 <War_Wrecker> But isn't everyone going to conquest instead?
17:02 <Spaceshot> me and brun should be here on sat
17:05 <Spaceshot> IIRC
17:10 <Brunius> There are people here that don't live in melbourne
17:12 <Mort> might have...
17:15 <Spaceshot> that too
17:15 <Brunius> or have the cash to fly down
17:19 <Mort> still tossing up a 50/50
17:23 <Mort> on whether ill be around 
17:28 <Mort> chances are ill play my magus
17:34 <Mort> Morts on vacation
17:38 <War_Wrecker> I might go play some PFS in person
17:41 <Mort> ah
17:45 <Mort> so you wont be around?
17:47 <War_Wrecker> Anyhow I've got shit to do, but I'll be back later
17:49 <War_Wrecker> IDK
17:51 <Mort> if there wont be enough attendence
17:52 <War_Wrecker> Anyhow I've got to go
17:54 <Mort> then Ill just dissapear that weekend
17:55 <Mort> k
17:55 <Mort> bb
17:57 <Mort> all the best
19:08 <Brunius> http://www.photoblip.com/pictures/28839/no-matter-what-your-mom-is-always-in-charge.html
19:09 <Spaceshot> well I've signed up
19:18 <Spaceshot> for the sat at least
19:32 <Spaceshot> Ballig: what level range is pirates?
22:05 <Mort> he can porlly alterit
22:09 <Mort> depending on whos playin
22:41 <Spaceshot> either way, Ava or whatever level 1 I end up playing/making, I'd want to uptier it
23:29 <Avatar> you'll die
24:16 <Spaceshot> Ava won't die
24:31 <Spaceshot> don't understimate her longlivity
24:53 <Avatar> she'll live long with a bunch of level 4-5's by her side
24:55 <Spaceshot> and I think she's got 10fame now?
25:02 <Avatar> tier 4-5 is tough on a level 1er
25:11 <Spaceshot> oh yea it is tough on a level 1
25:21 <Spaceshot> a level 1 with 17hp has a chance
26:05 <Avatar> well you'll see
26:26 <Mort> 17?
26:29 <Mort> how do you get 17 hp
26:32 <Mort> well unless youre a syn
26:34 <Spaceshot> barbarian with 20con
26:35 <Mort> but anyway feel free
26:48 <Avatar> tier 4-5 mobs can have 50-120hp
26:49 <Spaceshot> could hit 20 if I was to balls out the HP
26:57 <Mort> urm
26:57 <Spaceshot> Avatar: I do understand dnd :P
27:03 <Mort> did those guys have that much hp?
27:04 <Avatar> I don't think you do
27:10 <Mort> 120 is pushing it
27:16 <Mort> well I suppose we never got to find out
27:17 <Avatar> yeah some do
27:34 <Avatar> when you hold person and coup de grace with an enlarged fighter, that changes things pretty fast
27:38 <Spaceshot> I wasn't going to suggest 4 brand new level 1s up tier
27:40 * Mort gulps
28:04 <Mort> urm if snickers was tehre
28:08 <Mort> the result would have been the same
28:16 <Mort> sleep - cdg
29:18 <Avatar> yeah level 4-5s don't have dramas
29:22 <Avatar> but a level 1 certainly would
30:00 <Mort> welll we had to urm pull that bowgus out of the way a couple of times..
33:17 <Hydrazine_> Level 1. Thats expected.
33:19 <Spaceshot> Brunius: should I base my bases, and paint both my bases and my models and then glue them together?
33:28 <Hydrazine_> Really I think he got kinda lucky from the scenario.
33:44 <Spaceshot> or just do what I usually do and put my models on my base (which could be greenstuffed and whatnot), paint my model and then finish the base?
33:46 <Hydrazine_> I mean, we had all the enemies coming from one way, and pretty well defended. In a more chaotic battle, we might've lost him.
34:09 <Spaceshot> hydra, do you think a barb with 20con needs toughness? or is that just overboard
34:30 <Ballig> Spaceshot: 1-5 I think
34:37 <Ballig> are you not going to the convention?
34:42 <Hydrazine_> Probably will, depends on how much you uptier.
34:51 <Mekkis> I think that 20 con is overdoing it :S
34:55 <Spaceshot> Ballig: probably only for the sunday, low on expendable cash
35:10 <Ballig> it's a 1-7
35:25 <Mort> if you want omelee I suggest 14
35:29 <Mort> otherwise you're set
35:30 <Spaceshot> so tiers 1-2,3-4,6-7?
35:36 <Ballig> yeah
35:43 <Spaceshot> mmk
35:46 <Ballig> well, subtiers 1-2 3-4 6-7
35:48 <Ballig> tier is 1-7
35:49 <Mort> I feel that it should be a lowbe thingie
35:49 <Mekkis> Brunius, do you have any spider miniatures?
36:09 <Spaceshot> or is it 4-5,6-7?
36:26 <Ballig> 1-2 3-4 6-7
36:29 <Mort> actually if I were him..
36:32 <Mort> maybe Id just go hide in a corner
36:37 <Spaceshot> ah, so level 5 is the magic level
36:37 <Mort> and watch my party do all the work hehe
36:39 <Mort> well that would work
36:40 <Mort> haha
36:47 <Mort> but on the other hand Im really not that kind of person
36:48 <Mort> :(
36:49 * Mort sniffs
37:02 <Brunius> Nope
37:07 <Mekkis> damn
37:08 <Spaceshot> Mekkis: I probably should of brough the mini's you wanted to buy with me
37:09 <Spaceshot> :P
37:15 <Mort> really cant imagine running up to the tengus and spellcombating them
37:19 * Mort winces hard.
37:21 <Brunius> On the bright side, I've painted the valeros I bought
37:22 <Mort> itd get really painful
37:26 <Brunius> So I have a figher mini ready
37:29 <Mekkis> if you want me to buy minis off you, I suggest you bring them :S
37:31 <Brunius> fighter*
37:52 <Spaceshot> Mekkis: well I didn't really believe you'd end up buying them, so I left them in adelaide
38:05 <Mekkis> have I ever reneged on a deal?
38:16 <Mort> hydra!!
38:19 <Mort> hes lawful
38:20 <Brunius> Have you ever made a deal in the channel that we know of?
38:25 <Spaceshot> I didn't believe there was a deal in the first place
38:28 <Mort> I also suspect sometimes he has claws and a tail
38:33 <Mort> :P
38:34 <Mort> horns maybe
38:36 <Spaceshot> more just a what you want, and if I had that
38:40 <Mekkis> Brunius, I made a deal with you :S
38:46 <Mort> but anyway - what harm does it to bring hte stuff along
38:52 <Mort> I mean you can always bring it back if you cant find him
38:56 <Brunius> Which I paid back with SCENARIOS
39:00 <Brunius> Which reminds me.
39:04 <Mekkis> mmm?
39:04 <Brunius> I owe you $1.70
39:07 <Mort> lol
39:10 <Mekkis> don't worry about it
39:11 <Spaceshot> Mort: I didn't bring it to melbourne from adelaide
39:21 <Spaceshot> not from where I'm currently living to convention
39:33 <Mort> wellz. Id probably bring it in a sack anyway
39:36 <Mort> and say hi to mekkis
39:41 <Mort> probably try to steal his cookies in real life..
39:48 <Spaceshot> I left practically all of my fantasy minis in adelaide
39:52 <Mort> and fail because he doesnt carry any.
39:59 <Spaceshot> that weren't useful as PCs or were ogres
40:32 <Mort> anyway hydrazine -
40:40 <Mort> acutally he wasnt at a loss because his character had 0 xp
40:43 <Mort> even if he died..just reroll? :D
40:44 <Mort> lol
40:51 <Mort> acutally if I were him Id gamble too..
40:57 * Mort is a gamblymur.
42:20 <Spaceshot> Brunius: what's the chances of us playing a 40k game soonish? (as in preferably when I've made enough of my dark eldar)
42:57 <Brunius> What point level
43:29 <Spaceshot> I think I've got 1k+ worth of makeable shit
44:31 <Hydrazine_> You think I got horns and a tail, Mort?
44:55 <Brunius> I've got about 1250 of makeable stuff
45:02 <Brunius> Hmm
45:08 <Brunius> Actually probably closer to 1500
45:31 <Mekkis> Ballig, if I were to apply for ASIS, I shouldn't be broadcasting the fact, right?
45:39 <Brunius> Haha
45:49 <Mekkis> (FYI, I'm not applying for ASIS...)
45:50 <Brunius> Break in and leave your resume on the CEO's desk
46:07 <Brunius> Hmm
46:08 <Mekkis> Brunius, one does not break into ASIS. And ASIS doesn't have a CEO
46:10 <Brunius> Manager's desk?
46:24 <Brunius> Break in and leave it on a high-level person's desk
46:34 <Mekkis> Brunius, ASIS is the Australian equivalent of the CIA
46:38 <Brunius> I know.
49:00 <Hydrazine_> I don't think you just apply. I think they probably find you.
50:08 <Mekkis> Hydrazine_, you do just apply.
52:50 <Ballig> you do apply
52:58 <Ballig> they have a pretty much constant job opening
53:08 <Ballig> it takes 7 months from application to interview
53:18 <Mekkis> but you don't broadcast the fact that you applied, right?
53:36 <Ballig> part of the application information is that you shouldn't discuss it with anyone
53:41 <Ballig> it could disqualify you
54:45 <Brunius> It wouldn't seem smart
55:14 <Spaceshot> but then how do you gloat about it?
55:18 <Mekkis> "You know that Mekkis guy? Yeah. He's a spy."
55:49 <Mort> nooo
55:52 <Mort> Im saying mekkis
55:55 <Mekkis> oh
55:56 <Mort> has horns and a tail
55:56 <Mort> :D
55:58 <Mekkis> by the way
55:58 <Mort> lol
56:01 <Mort> not YOU hydrazine :P
56:03 <Mort> yes?
56:06 <Mort> no cookies for me? :(
56:08 <Mekkis> I'm going to singapore to spy on someone :S
56:12 <Mekkis> and steal cookies :)
56:24 <Mort> are you serious?
56:24 <Spaceshot> wow there's a laggy mort :P
56:26 <Mort> mek?
56:28 <Brunius> They actually told you to steal cookies?
56:29 <Mort> acutally I was afk
56:31 <Mort> really?
56:34 <Mort> youre coming to singapore
56:35 <Mort> ?
56:38 * Mort bounces happily
56:47 <Mort> when are you coming!
56:50 <Mort> any places you
56:52 <Mort> re interested in?
56:55 <Mort> I could show you around!
57:05 <Mort> weekends though
57:06 <Brunius> Are you alright there mort
57:07 <Mort> NO pubs.
57:09 <Mort> Im all right
57:12 <Mort> Im perfectly great!
57:23 * Mort wonders if mekkis is really serious about coming to singapore
57:31 <Spaceshot> what are in those cookies you're eating?
57:36 <Mekkis> nope
57:45 <Mekkis> I'm not applying to ASIS :S
58:02 <Mort> :(
58:04 <Mort> okay nevermind.
59:05 <Mort> AND STAY OFF MY COOKIES
59:14 * Mort growls at the thought of anyone coming near her precious cookies..
59:20 <Mort> mint and chocolate chip ones
00:38 <Mekkis> Mort, IF you organise a con in Singapore, I'll think about coming!
01:00 <Mort> dont be seely
01:06 <Mort> I dont have enough Will or charisma to do it
01:09 * Mort is a lazyslackmur
01:30 <Mort> Id go to someone else's party but I aint organizin my own
01:32 <Mekkis> neither did I
01:37 <Mort> nah
01:40 <Mekkis> until Darkwhite threw it at me
01:48 <Mort> becuase you are a sucker for punishment
01:59 <Mort> either that, or he rolled a natural 20 on diplo
02:09 <Mekkis> nope
02:13 <Mekkis> neither
02:19 <Brunius> What are you organising, Mekkis?
02:23 <Mekkis> he just has a lot of ranks
02:35 <Mort> hahaha
02:35 <Mekkis> Pathfinder in Brisbane. Fortnightly.
02:44 * Mort would just slack away
02:47 <Mort> cool
02:49 <Mekkis> Wednesday nights and Sunday afternoons
02:57 * Mort almost wishes she was in auzzie land
03:10 <Mort> btw I urm dont know how to roll dice
03:19 <Mort> and Id probably have to catch em falling off the table
03:21 <Mort> knwoing me :D
03:25 <Mort> and my awesome dex + luck
17:31 <Mekkis> !throw 1d20
20:02 <Mekkis> could you please unban diebot?
31:51 <Avatar> `op
31:57 ChanOP gives channel operator status to Avatar
32:00 * Avatar removes ban on diebot!*@*
34:57 <Mekkis> thanks
35:16 <Mekkis> oh, and Avatar:
35:19 <Mekkis> http://paizo.com/forums/dmtz5hv5?PFS-played-online
36:25 <Mort> yeah saw it
36:42 <Mort> so I get more people to demand cookies out of?
36:43 <Mekkis> ah
36:43 <Mort> :D
36:45 * Mort giggles more
36:54 <Mekkis> they finally FAQed that muleback cords thing
36:54 <Mort> I shall make everyone down here pay me a cookie tax!
37:05 <Mekkis> now I can sell them back at retail
37:06 <Mort> so are you or not allowed to muleback cords ari
37:15 <Mekkis> I'm not allowed to
37:15 <Mort> and how is ari going ot carry you?
37:18 <Mort> ah k
37:22 <Mekkis> Ant Haul
37:22 <Mort> so how is it going to wokr out?
37:25 <Mort> ant haul?
37:29 <Mort> how long does it last
37:37 <Mekkis> 12 hours per casting
37:39 <Mort> (fun when you fly into anti magic field)
37:41 <Mort> okay not an issue
37:53 <Mort> acutally there are lotso f questions Id like ot faw
37:54 <Mort> faq
38:00 <Mort> maybe I should make a list
38:03 <Mort> its all over the place
38:18 <Mekkis> I don't bother with it
38:22 <Mort> ah k
38:28 <Mort> have a good time ant hauling
42:34 <Mekkis> I need to level up Grolschmir, Itzamna and Mytiazair, just in case they level at conquest
43:18 <Mort> ah k
43:20 <Mort> have fun
43:24 * Mort misses her spellbook
43:32 <Mort> lol
46:11 <Mekkis> suggestion for 5th level feat?
47:07 <Hydrazine_> For?
47:14 <Mekkis> oh, that reminds me, Avatar 
47:36 <Mekkis> one thing that I need to do is attempt handle-animal to train Khaa
47:56 <Mort> k
48:01 <Mort> what u training him/her to do?
48:04 <Mort> I didnt know pefection was a her
48:07 <Mekkis> Hunting
48:09 <Mort> isnt he an it?
48:10 <Mort> k
48:15 <Mekkis> Khaa
48:16 <Mort> Id say perfection is an it
48:17 <Mort> :D
48:18 <Mekkis> not perfection
48:20 * Mort doesnt like perfection :P
48:25 <Mekkis> Perfection is female
48:26 <Mort> kha is him her?
48:30 <Mort> okay
48:34 <Mort> more giant spiders..
48:36 * Mort shudders
48:39 <Mekkis> Khaa is a male
48:42 <Mort> k
48:42 <Mort> him
48:45 <Mort> khaa is fine
48:54 <Mort> maybe he'll let me scratch him while hooded?
49:26 <Mekkis> maybe he'll say "Khaa!" to get my attention!
49:31 <Spaceshot> mekkis and his familiars/companions/edilons
49:42 <Mort> all he has to do is screech
49:46 <Mort> and we're good. we get the point
49:49 <Mort> you understand him anyway
49:49 <Mekkis> none of my characters have familiars, Spaceshot 
49:51 <Mort> is it innate or a spell
49:56 <Mekkis> it's a 1/day SLA
50:00 <Spaceshot> your diviner?
50:00 <Mort> ah k
50:03 <Mort> hes gnome
50:07 * Mort shrugs at gnomes
50:10 <Mekkis> all gnomes get it!
50:11 <Mort> and MORT did NOTHING to any gnome
50:27 <Mort> my characters as I said have no problems with gnomes
50:29 <Spaceshot> mekkis and his gnomes with animal companions (or equivs)
50:55 <Mekkis> don't knock gnomes
51:02 <Spaceshot> becausE?
51:04 <Spaceshot> because*
51:16 <Mekkis> if you do, you're racist
51:22 <Mekkis> and if you do, the gnomes will kill you
51:32 <Spaceshot> depends on your definition of racist
51:35 <Mort> I havet seen any gnomes
51:36 <Mort> yet
51:39 <Mort> well not for a while
51:42 <Mort> preebit was the last one
51:43 <Spaceshot> isn't hatred towards gnomes speciest
51:45 <Mekkis> Mort, Itzamna was a gnome
51:48 <Mort> that I tried to entertain myself with
51:50 <Mort> so?
51:53 <Mort> you started it not me
51:53 <Spaceshot> Mekkis only plays gnomes
51:56 <Mort> untrue
52:00 <Mort> asmel was fully human
52:00 <Mekkis> Untrue!
52:06 <Mort> myz is half elf
52:07 <Mort> I tink
52:07 <Mekkis> Mytiazair's a half-elf
52:08 <Mort> think
52:10 <Mort> yeah
52:10 <Mekkis> Deceased is an elf
52:17 <Mort> deceased I havent seen him for a while
52:18 <Mort> yeah
52:27 <Mort> but half his characters are gnomes
52:27 <Mekkis> 10339-9 will be a dwarf probably
52:31 <Mort> and no Im not going to roll a gnome
52:36 <Mort> Id druther be a halfling
52:37 <Spaceshot> the only reason deceased is elf is because if he was small, he wouldn't get as good a benefit from his suit
52:43 <Mort> if I felt like going gnome
52:46 <Mort> deceased btw
52:48 <Mort> is a Wizard
52:50 <Mort> what suit
52:52 <Mekkis> Spaceshot, deceased a diviner
52:56 <Mort> dont be silly
53:00 <Spaceshot> oh right him
53:08 <Spaceshot> year I know your diviner isn't a gnome
53:23 <Spaceshot> but that was only because avatar wanted to see you make something that he wouldn't see as being broken or OP
53:28 <Mort> no
53:29 <Mekkis> no
53:32 <Mekkis> that was Asmel
53:38 <Spaceshot> meh
53:40 <Mort> what was it no reach weapons?
53:44 <Spaceshot> also, why the shitty character names?
53:47 <Mort> but it was funny..Ive yet to see ANYONE hit somoene
53:49 <Spaceshot> deceased,nightmare
53:51 <Mort> with a combat scabbard
53:54 <Mort> its after his lappies
53:57 <Mort> he names whatever he likes
53:59 <Mort> and thats his choice
54:00 <Mekkis> Deceased is a great name
54:02 <Mort> how can you say shit names
54:03 <Spaceshot> I've noticed
54:22 <Spaceshot> hey if you were called apple I'd also say you have a shitty name
54:23 <Mekkis> (it's not actually the name he was born with, it's just the name he operates under)
54:32 <Mort> no
54:38 <Spaceshot> yes, yes I would
54:40 <Mort> I think his character names are fine
54:50 <Mekkis> Deceased is a great name, when dealing with the Chelish taxation authorities
54:55 <Mort> Jerus has a side joke to him
54:56 <Mort> anwyay
54:58 <Spaceshot> I know 2 people called daisy, and I think that is a silly name
55:03 <Brunius> Ha
55:03 <Mort> but I think Ill keep it a secret :P
55:10 <Mort> his name is a bit of a joke
55:12 <Mort> acutally :P
55:16 <Mort> if you know it
55:18 * Mort giggles
55:33 <Mekkis> Deceased "collateral damage" Estate
55:33 <Spaceshot> Ava is to irritate people trying to type avatar with tab :P
55:43 <Mekkis> now that IS rude
55:55 <Spaceshot> Mekkis: I've stopped trying to talk to you about anything that you can go elitist about
56:03 <Spaceshot> so stop trying as if I care
56:14 <Mekkis> Lance-Corporal Grolschmir is a good gnomish name
56:29 <Mekkis> Mytiazair is a pretty standard name for a half-elf
56:38 * Mort has given up figuring up mek's characters
56:44 <Mort> Im not sure if Id like to go to a bar with ANY of them
56:46 <Spaceshot> I know you don't usually understand the first time, so I'll say it again, I don't care
56:46 <Mekkis> Itzamna is another decent name for a gnome, from his region
56:50 <Mort> I think Ill just grab jerus, and get drunk.
56:53 <Spaceshot> have fun, you win, congrats, game over, whatev
57:05 <Spaceshot> heh
57:12 <Mekkis> Mort, Grolshmir would offer you spirits.
57:21 <Mort> urm...
57:23 <Mort> I dont kow him
57:26 <Mort> never adventured with him
57:33 <Mort> I dont trust itz much because of that giant spider
57:47 <Mekkis> that giant spider saved mort's life!
57:54 <Mort> deceased...anyone who talks about getting an imp familiar..will get on my wrong side
57:57 <Mort> I wasnt in any true danger :)
57:59 <Mort> truly :P
58:00 <Mekkis> brb, drinking some Laphroig
58:02 <Mort> could have saved myself..
58:06 <Mort> urmmm...
58:20 <Mort> just more convenient to hitch a ride because water is cold
58:22 <Mekkis> Laphroaig*
58:26 <Mort> heh
58:35 <Mort> I dont know grolsh
58:45 <Mort> myz would get on my right side if he showed me the books definitely
58:50 <Mort> you knwo what?
58:57 <Mort> of all the people Id go to a tavern with I think its jerus.
58:58 <Mort> really.
59:16 <Mort> oskar's probably a second.
59:17 <Spaceshot> oh that reminds me, need to make that drunken brawler
59:42 <Spaceshot> bah, I hate manga that reads left to right
00:23 <Mekkis> Grolschmir and Mytiazair both worship the same deity, surprisingly
00:29 <Mekkis> (it wasn't by design)
00:39 <Mekkis> Mytiazair's considering changing factions though
01:28 <Mort> drunkards
01:34 <Mort> you lose alll your faction points?
01:38 <Mort> feel free though
01:40 <Mort> its your choice
01:43 <Mort> I think Ill stick with it
01:49 <Mekkis> Mort, perhaps
01:52 <Mekkis> but...
01:56 <Mekkis> he has an ingame reason
02:03 <Mort> Im not sure about khaz - but Im quite curious to know how other things change
02:09 <Mort> if you got enough monehs for a rez feel free
02:16 <Mort> you can collect them back
02:21 <Mort> I mean I am curious about other factions
02:22 <Mort> as a player
02:35 <Mort> Morts faction is fine for her so far
02:46 <Mekkis> he'll wait until another "free faction change" opportunity comes along
02:51 <Mort> ah k
03:02 <Mort> I havent palyed enough faction missions on khaz yet
03:11 <Mort> so...Im quite curious on how it would turn out
03:40 <Mort> and darkwhites a cool guy
03:46 <Mort> get him in here more often so we can giggle at him
04:00 <Mort> I think he is going to facepalm on khaz once he spots 2 7s on the sheet
04:01 <Mort> lol
04:06 <Mort> but ah well. I made my choice...
04:09 <Mort> we'll see how it goes 
04:34 <Spaceshot> haha 2 7s?
04:46 <Spaceshot> both wis and cha?
05:38 <Mort> yep
05:40 <Mort> Ill screw cha
05:45 <Mort> wis wont be that bad I think..
05:50 <Mort> high save for magus are will and fort
05:54 <Mort> we'll see how it goes
06:08 <Mort> if nothing else I can laugh and say - jerus has worse will saves then I do!
06:10 <Spaceshot> she says as she get's commanded
06:20 <Mort> if it hapepns it happens
06:31 <Brunius> http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/d/d7/8-cell.gif
06:32 <Mort> Im more worried that one of these days I go into a melee mess..and end up taking a permanent dirt nap
07:05 * Mort counts the number of times hydra takes dirtnaps..somehow I dont feel Im going to be that lucky
07:10 <Mort> I dont have d10 for hitdice..
07:19 <Mort> and I acutally have slightly lower cons, and lower ac then he does
07:35 * Mort twitches nervously
09:37 <Mekkis> Brunius, yay 
09:40 <Spaceshot> I'm thinking half-orc level 1 fighter (unbreakable is soooooo good) 18/8/20/7/7/7
09:53 <Mekkis> a tesaract
10:03 <Mekkis> Spaceshot, meet Gogg
10:24 <Spaceshot> isn't gogg mort's ranger?
10:27 <Mekkis> no
10:34 <Mekkis> Hydrazine's I think
10:40 <Spaceshot> !findchar Gogg
10:40 <dicebot> Spaceshot, http://www.pfrpg.com.au/viewchar.php5?char=325
10:43 <diebot> Spaceshot, Character: Gogg, number: 325( http://dnd.ballig.net/viewchar.php5?char=325 )
10:53 <Mekkis> had exactly the same statline
11:06 <Mekkis> was broken, until he died a horrible death
11:07 <Spaceshot> damn, beat me to it
11:19 <Spaceshot> but I did doubt it was original
11:26 <Mekkis> I decided to make Itzamna with no stat below 12
11:33 <Mort> your choice
11:43 <Mort> I think I may consider the wisdom of dumping wis completely next time
11:44 <Mort> or not
11:45 <War_Wrecker> blargh
11:47 <Mort> we'l lsee how tit goes
11:47 <War_Wrecker> I'm back
12:00 <Mort> but I tell you I think the chances of me getting charmed vs me dying in some melee scrimage..
12:06 <Mort> Id vote for the melee :)
12:45 <Spaceshot> well Gol is going cha 5 :P
12:50 <Mort> thats okay
12:59 <Mort> at most you just dont complete any faction mission to do with diplo
13:07 <Spaceshot> also, Gogg isn't based around surviving as much as possible
13:08 * Mort shugs indifferently
13:28 <Mort> thing about being somewhere in melee..
13:31 <Spaceshot> I hate faction missions that require a skill roll to complete
13:38 <Mort> is if things go bad.. you're usually the first to go down
13:40 <Mort> anwyay yeah
13:46 <Mort> most faction missions do
13:48 <Mort> welcome to pfs.
13:54 <Spaceshot> sucks balls imo
14:11 <Mort> nah
14:18 <Mort> its the way the dice go
14:25 <Mort> if you wanted ultimate power, you should pay somewhere :P
14:49 <Spaceshot> I could go 1 level in sythesist :P
14:58 <Mort> anwyay taking a dirt nap is..sometimes..well at least you dont have to worry about combat tactics :P
14:58 <Spaceshot> and end up having 42point buy's worth
15:02 <Spaceshot> owait... that's mekkis
15:07 <Mort> till...they wake you up.
15:09 <Mort> if you do wake up :D
15:19 <Spaceshot> Mort: unbreakable half-orcs don't take dirt naps
15:21 <Spaceshot> they keep fighting
15:27 <Mort> 8 dex for barb isnt good
15:32 <Spaceshot> sure it is
15:35 <Spaceshot> don't care either way
15:37 <Mort> they cant wear plate
15:39 <Mort> its your hide
15:41 <Mort> have fun :P
15:46 <Spaceshot> armor is overrated
15:51 <Mort> suuuuurrrreeeee.
15:55 <Mort> good luck 
16:04 <Spaceshot> when you've got rediculous hp, armor is overrated
16:27 <Brunius> I hear Valve is looking for Linux devs
16:38 <Spaceshot> ...shudder
16:59 <Brunius> http://www.phoronix.com/scan.php?page=news_item&px=MTA3OTY
17:05 <Spaceshot> don't want to know
17:15 <Spaceshot> anyway, Valve can't count past 3
18:49 <Brunius> Did you hear they're releasing Portal 2: Part 2
18:59 <Brunius> And Half Life 2: Episode 2: Part 2?
19:24 <Spaceshot> and counter strike world conflict
19:35 <Spaceshot> and L4D 2 part 2?
19:37 <Spaceshot> XD
20:00 <Brunius> global offensive yo
20:05 <Spaceshot> that one
20:07 <Spaceshot> who cares?
20:12 <Spaceshot> it's counter strike
20:17 <Spaceshot> people stopped playing that years ago
22:35 <Brunius> There are still a lot of 1.6 servers up
22:39 <Brunius> Let alone CS:S
23:08 <Spaceshot> yes, and people still play original quake
23:16 <Spaceshot> point?
23:51 <Avatar> a lot more people are playing CS than original quake
24:01 <Spaceshot> probably
24:03 <Avatar> a lot lot lot more
24:14 <Spaceshot> mmm
24:18 <Spaceshot> but quake 3?
24:23 <Avatar> yes
24:27 <Spaceshot> I bet the number of people who play 1.6 and quake 3 are quite similar
24:32 <Avatar> CS is popular
24:40 <Spaceshot> do you mean CS 1.6 or CS:S?
24:48 <Avatar> both
24:56 <Avatar> they released a new CS to gather players from both 1.6 and CS:S
25:03 <Avatar> releasing, anyway
25:06 <Avatar> CS:GO
25:09 <Spaceshot> yes I know
25:21 <Spaceshot> I'm aware of major games
25:27 <Spaceshot> also, THQ CAN SUCK MY BALLS
25:34 * Spaceshot wants 40k MMO
26:12 <Brunius> You don't want DMO
26:22 <Brunius> Althought it's disappointing it was cancelled
26:42 <Spaceshot> I did want it
26:57 <Spaceshot> mainly because I could fly an ork copter
30:39 <Mekkis> Avatar, can Itzamna attempt the handle animal check?
30:45 <Mekkis> there's a 50% chance of success
32:38 <Mort> first you need to find him
34:59 <Avatar> Brunius: what's your highest level character
35:07 <Avatar> excepting any of your retired ones
35:13 <Brunius> 4
35:38 <Brunius> I can pull Kaleb (6) out in an emergency
37:29 <Brunius> Night guys
39:16 <War_Wrecker> I want a game with Jetpacks that utilizes them well
46:26 <Spaceshot> well, I've got my barbarian who's gonna dip fighter for 2 free feats with only 1 level of fighter (unbreakable is awesome)
46:36 <Spaceshot> I'm thinking Bashi
46:55 <Spaceshot> pronouced Bar-shi
46:59 <Mekkis> War_Wrecker, I want a game that implements them well
47:14 <Mekkis> why not spell it "Barshi" then?
47:23 <Spaceshot> because that's just silly
47:29 <War_Wrecker> Is it meant to be japanese?
47:45 <Spaceshot> and I don't specifically remember the acent for R sound for a
47:46 <War_Wrecker> If so It's pronounced more Bah-shi, nor Bar-shi
47:48 <Spaceshot> and no, Orc
47:53 <War_Wrecker> Orc eh...
48:03 <Mekkis> for what campaign?
48:08 <Spaceshot> PFS duh
48:09 <Spaceshot> :P
48:10 <War_Wrecker> (only knows 40k ork speak)
48:17 <Mekkis> you mean half-orc?
48:23 <Mekkis> full orc isn't allowed, I don't think
48:25 <Spaceshot> yes
48:31 <Spaceshot> but half-orc isn't a language
48:32 <Spaceshot> geez
48:36 <Spaceshot> stop skimming
48:40 <Spaceshot> you're as bad as avatar
48:53 <Mekkis> what was I skimming?
49:03 <Spaceshot> [11:47.29] <War_Wrecker> Is it meant to be japanese?
49:03 <Spaceshot> [11:47.44] <Spaceshot> and I don't specifically remember the acent for R sound for a
49:03 <Spaceshot> [11:47.46] <War_Wrecker> If so It's pronounced more Bah-shi, nor Bar-shi
49:03 <Spaceshot> [11:47.48] <Spaceshot> and no, Orc
49:32 <Mekkis> I thought you were referring to race, not language
49:41 <Spaceshot> it's bashi but with too much emphasis on the ba
49:49 <Spaceshot> clearly I wasn't
49:53 <Mekkis> so, half-orc, raised by orcs
49:54 <War_Wrecker> Hmm
49:57 <Spaceshot> to make it sound Bar
50:04 <War_Wrecker> Do you guys know much about mordant spire elves?
50:10 <Spaceshot> half-orc raised by whatever he couldn't kill
50:13 <Mekkis> why did Bashi choose to join the Pathfinder Society?
50:23 <Mekkis> War_Wrecker, a bit
50:24 <Spaceshot> doesn't need a reason
50:24 <War_Wrecker> I have a great backstory you can use
50:25 <Spaceshot> :P
50:33 <War_Wrecker> I had a grey orc monk
50:38 <Spaceshot> heh
50:41 <War_Wrecker> GM roleplayed the character creation
50:51 <Spaceshot> hahaha
50:56 <War_Wrecker> There was a grey orc population in some village
51:18 <War_Wrecker> And then racism, and the orcs were slaughter in an act of prejudice
51:25 <War_Wrecker> slaughtered*
51:31 <War_Wrecker> My character was 5
51:37 <Spaceshot> now I just need to see if any barbarian archetype fits
51:40 <War_Wrecker> Proceeded to be raised by monks
51:48 <War_Wrecker> Had horrible mental trauma
52:05 <Spaceshot> now, I'm not sure if 1hp or 1rage round/day is better
52:09 <Spaceshot> I'm thinking the rage round
54:00 <War_Wrecker> Just making some roleplaying based tweaks to my character
54:10 <War_Wrecker> Mekkis, do you know if spire elves wear wooden masks, or just masks?
55:07 <Mekkis> I think they're always wooden
55:27 <War_Wrecker> Shame
55:32 <War_Wrecker> Otherwise I'd take a barbuza beard
56:02 <War_Wrecker> Also, would a background in archaeology be best reflected with knowledge dungeoneering or what?
56:30 <Avatar> what do you mean
56:35 <Mekkis> or knowledge (history)
57:16 <War_Wrecker> Spire Defenders...
57:35 <War_Wrecker> "Spire defenders are magi who train themselves to accompany sages and archaeologists "
57:48 <War_Wrecker> "they often operate in difficult terrain—narrow trenches in dig sites, flooded dungeons, and tight corridors in ancient ruins"
58:09 <War_Wrecker> Just fleshing out my character and...
58:15 <War_Wrecker> *gasp* NOT MIN MAXING
58:48 <Spaceshot> wow wild rager seems so good, and yet so painful
59:09 <War_Wrecker> Speaking of which
59:21 <War_Wrecker> Archeologist with a whip
59:22 <Spaceshot> haha, wild rager true primative XD
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