// #d&d — 2012-08-01
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00:00:16 <MekkisScreen> some black guy
00:00:22 Steven has quit (Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client)
00:00:26 <Mort-> He is incorpreal.
00:00:33 <Mort-> Ok I'm trying on myself
00:01:15 <Mekkis> "your hide will make a fine poncho!"
00:01:47 <Mort-> Nice new one
00:01:56 <Mort-> Testing it out now!
00:09:34 <MincedSushi> ALrighty guys I'm going out to do things of stuff
00:09:38 <MincedSushi> cya
00:10:34 <Mort-> Your mom smells of elder berries
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00:24:26 <MekkisScreen> !fullattack Dragon:Black dragon, great wyrm
00:24:27 <diebot> MekkisScreen, Specify attack type:
00:24:27 <diebot> MekkisScreen, Bite +46 melee, 2 Claws +41 melee, 2 Wings +41 melee, 1 Tail slap +41 melee
00:24:27 <diebot> MekkisScreen, [0] Bite +46 melee, 2 Claws +41 melee, 2 Wings +41 melee, 1 Tail slap +41 melee
00:24:27 <diebot> MekkisScreen, [1] 1 Crush +46 melee
00:24:27 <diebot> MekkisScreen, [2] 1 Tail sweep +46 m
00:24:38 <MekkisScreen> !fullattack 0 Dragon:Black dragon, great wyrm
00:24:39 <diebot> MekkisScreen, I don't know the monster you speak of.
00:24:45 <MekkisScreen> !fullattack 0 Dragon:Black dragon, great wyrm
00:24:45 <diebot> MekkisScreen, Bite: [1d20=5] 51; Bite: [4d6=1,5,2,3] 24; Claws: [1d20=16] 57, [1d20=12] 53; claw: [2d8=7,3] 16, [2d8=3,6] 15; Wings: [1d20=5] 46, [1d20=17] 58; wing: [2d6=6,3] 15, [2d6=2,4] 12; Tail slap: [1d20=13] 55; tail slap: [2d8=3,8] 31
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01:43:34 <MekkisScreen> what feat should I give Mytiazair at 11?
01:43:41 <Brunius> Fleet
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02:01:05 <Mort-> Wow he hit 11!
02:01:11 <Mort-> Spell penetration?
02:01:17 <Mort-> Reach?
02:01:46 <Brunius> Well, I can't suggest feats, since Mytiazair doesn't have a sheet on the site.
02:03:09 <Brunius> Hmm, Geography, History (20th Century), International Politics, Legal Studies, Visual Communication and Design, or Psychology?
02:03:23 <Brunius> Or do I try to get them to let me do 3+4 IT (Applications)
02:08:44 <Mort-> Comm and design
02:09:12 <Mort-> You might want want pschology as well
02:09:21 <Mort-> Just looking at marketability
02:10:00 <Mort-> 4 h more till party time
02:10:17 * Mort- tail swishes into the air
02:31:58 <MekkisScreen> the former sounds more interested
02:32:01 <MekkisScreen> interesting
02:45:10 <Mort-> Feeling sleepy.
02:45:27 <Mort-> Its raining here and that always makes me feel sleepy
02:45:47 * Mort- takes a nap on mekkis
02:58:23 <Avatar> :o)
03:21:36 <Avatar> did IvD roll up a character
03:36:10 <Brunius> Blackhawks are cool
03:36:28 <Brunius> When I'm a millionare, I'm gonna own a blackhawk
03:36:31 <Brunius> And a huey
03:36:34 <Brunius> hueys are cool too
04:56:16 <Mort-> Urk
05:10:34 <Avatar> orc
05:10:37 <Avatar> it's spelled orc
05:10:44 <Ballig> sometimes ork
05:10:45 <Ballig> never urk
05:10:55 <Avatar> did you mean ork
05:11:11 <Avatar> you must have, I guess
05:11:20 <Ballig> if you're playing Shadowrun that's legitimate
05:13:48 <Ballig> Brunius: http://www.pfrpg.com.au/charsheet.php5?id=281
05:17:30 <Avatar> why did you guys stop playing nethack
05:22:05 <Ballig> I finished it
05:39:11 <Avatar> so you never want to play it again?
05:39:15 <Avatar> you finished it years ago
05:39:36 <Ballig> you asked why I stopped, I told you why I stopped
05:39:40 <Ballig> I didn't say I'd never play it again
05:39:55 <Avatar> then what's stopping you playing it again
05:42:14 <Ballig> current lack of interest
05:46:17 <Avatar> when I was playing it recently, apart from all the dying I did, it was that bloody rock pushing game
05:46:23 <Avatar> doing that over and over and over every time I died
05:53:45 <Ballig> were you using an online guide for it
05:55:07 <Avatar> yeah of course
05:55:13 <Avatar> I would never solve it without the guide
05:55:51 <Avatar> the next best thing would be to try and remember what I did the first time by not using a guide every time thereafter
05:56:00 <Avatar> but I would never solve it then either
05:56:13 <Ballig> I guess you would have to not die, then
05:56:21 <Ballig> that's how I did it
05:56:33 <Ballig> in fact, that was pretty much my secret to finishing the game - not die
05:56:46 <Ballig> every time I was confronted with a problem, my first thought was always "will this make me die?"
05:56:50 <Avatar> yeah I was trying not to
05:56:50 <Ballig> if the answer was yes, I did not do that thing
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06:01:13 <spider21b> hey
06:04:24 <Brunius> ha
06:04:29 <Brunius> Why the sheet, Ballig?
06:04:39 <Ballig> why not?
06:07:26 <Mort-> Ok party time!
06:07:38 <Mort-> Need to have a quick dinner first
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06:08:22 <Mort-> Need to get a feat eat on the run
06:09:15 <Mort-> Really don't feel like eating anything now but ill get hungry later
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06:41:44 * Panda slaps Brunius around a bit with a large trout
06:47:54 <Brunius> wut
06:49:47 <Panda> your messaging me on skype
06:49:49 <Panda> or your brother
06:49:50 <Panda> either or
06:50:48 <Brunius> Not I
06:51:04 <Brunius> Skype isn't running on the other computer
06:51:41 <Ballig> I did get a message from Brunius on Skype that said "BRAINDERP"
06:51:51 <Ballig> it sounded like something Brunius would say
06:51:59 <Brunius> Brother decided to log into skype
06:52:21 <Ballig> he's pretty good at cybering
06:52:31 <Brunius> BRAINDERP
06:52:34 <Brunius> [8:41:24 PM] Ballig: sup
06:52:37 <Brunius> [8:52:20 PM] Brunius: [8:52 PM] Brunius:
06:52:40 <Brunius> <<< Brother decided to log into skype
06:52:57 <Ballig> he must have cleared the log
06:53:05 <Brunius> Sure
07:00:12 <Steven> yup.... tonight has sucked...
07:00:16 <Steven> so... guys
07:00:21 <Steven> 7 days till my 30th birthday
07:00:32 * Steven flex'
07:00:32 <Brunius> How many days until Avatar's 30th
07:01:05 <Steven> dunno...
07:01:13 <Steven> im guessing 487
07:02:42 <mortswishytail> Coolios
07:02:56 <mortswishytail> Your 5 years older then me
07:03:42 <mortswishytail> I'm a small mur with a swishy tail afterall
07:05:59 <Ballig> Avatar's already 30
07:06:18 <Steven> well there ya go... its T+Days
07:06:20 <Brunius> Man, really?
07:06:52 <Ballig> think so
07:06:57 <Ballig> he had a birthday like a week ago
07:07:00 <Steven> Think imma finish my Fetchling
07:07:04 * mortswishytail likes being a small mur.
07:07:21 <Ballig> yeah he turned 30 last Thursday
07:07:45 * mortswishytail snuggles up brunius
07:08:13 <Steven> if i had known i would have ignored the fact deliberately
07:08:18 <Steven> heh
07:09:08 <mortswishytail> Llllpllllllppjpppplplpp
07:10:00 * Panda bites morts tail
07:10:31 <Steven> I'm betting on the Panda in this fight.
07:10:32 <Ballig> she doesn't have a tail
07:12:32 <Panda> i already have 2 black eyes how much worse could she do
07:12:49 <Steven> got told something twice did ya?
07:14:46 <Panda> i wasn't in the kitchen :(
07:16:14 <mortswishytail> I have a tail!
07:16:19 <mortswishytail> Ow
07:16:36 * mortswishytail smacks panda on his nose
07:16:54 * Panda sneezes boogers all over mort
07:17:11 * mortswishytail eeks and tries to get away
07:17:16 <Steven> Mort we already proved you don't a tail.
07:17:30 * mortswishytail feels disgusted
07:17:30 <mortswishytail> An
07:17:41 * Panda 's snot hardens holding mort in place
07:17:49 <mortswishytail> Osterguard said he would tell the whole channel i have a tail
07:18:00 * mortswishytail is stuck :(
07:18:35 * Panda belly flops mort
07:18:55 * mortswishytail is flattened
07:20:04 * Panda throws mort into the frying pan to make mortcakes
07:20:44 <Steven> woot woot... we gettin mort cakes!
07:21:37 <mortswishytail> "Meep:("
07:21:50 <Panda> :O
07:21:55 <Panda> O_o
07:21:57 <Steven> i think you cooked her
08:47:57 <N2H4> Napalm sticks to kids!
09:03:25 <Mort-> Oh dear
09:03:58 <Mort-> No game as gm had to ot. Oh well i guess i get an early night tonight
09:04:18 <Mort-> Ot=over time
09:23:14 <Mort-> Norm'm.
09:23:20 <Mort-> Morning
09:24:35 <N2H4> Morning.
09:24:54 <Panda> morning
09:27:12 <Mort-> Hydra. I've heard of a snake like thing that has something riding on it
09:27:27 <N2H4> Go on.
09:27:33 <Mort-> The snake likes to squeeze people typically
09:27:40 <Mort-> Hm
09:27:49 <Mort-> Oh wait
09:27:53 <Mort-> Actually no rider
09:28:09 <Mort-> The snake is a very smart snake
09:28:20 <Mort-> That knows lots of languages.
09:28:21 <N2H4> Do you have a point here you are working towards?
09:28:42 <Mort-> Basically there's a grappling synthesist lol
09:28:54 <Mort-> But i suspect he worked towards damage not pin
09:29:09 <Mort-> Using grab and constrict
09:29:11 <N2H4> You get to do both, if you get constrict.
09:29:23 <N2H4> Any grapple check deals damage. including pinning.
09:29:55 <Mort-> I don't think things live very long once he grabs them good
09:30:13 <Mort-> So how many things can you grab
09:30:22 <Mort-> With the grab ability. Still 1?
09:30:50 <Mort-> I think he works on principle he squeezes them one by one till they die - then move on
09:31:14 <N2H4> I don't believe theres any way in Pathfinder to grapple multiple things at once.
09:31:50 <N2H4> There was possibly a thought for it, that never made it into the print editions.
09:32:05 <N2H4> This is suggested by the non-existant tetori feat, 'twin lock'
09:32:15 <Mort-> Ah i see.
09:32:31 <Mort-> I've wondered how much can you do to someone you grapple
09:32:41 <Mort-> Can you really strangle someone?
09:32:48 <N2H4> Who, precisely?
09:32:57 <N2H4> Anyone?
09:33:01 <N2H4> Me, physically?
09:34:01 <Mort-> In pathfinder
09:34:19 <Mort-> If you focused on constrict damage
09:34:27 <Mort-> How much could you be doing per round
09:34:44 * N2H4 considers.
09:35:02 <N2H4> Hoku with pin, could get effectively 12 attacks a round like that.
09:35:14 <N2H4> Pin and constrict I mean.
09:35:20 <Mort-> Academic exercise - i don't like snakes and i won't turn into one
09:35:36 <Mort-> Tetoris get grab
09:35:42 <Mort-> Constrict too?
09:35:45 <N2H4> Eventually.
09:35:49 <N2H4> Outside the reach of PFS.
09:36:14 <N2H4> The chokehold feat DOES cause suffocation.
09:36:28 <N2H4> Although I think it takes a considerable amount of time for it to actually work.
09:37:43 <Mort-> Ok lets say at level 11
09:37:58 <Mort-> You grapple and try to do max damage to a horned devil
09:38:00 <Mort-> Sorry
09:38:07 <Mort-> Barbed devil
09:49:55 <N2H4> Not a barbed devil.
09:50:13 <N2H4> Not a good fight to grapple on. Might die first even while winning.
09:51:56 <Mort-> Just grabbed the first thing i could remember
09:54:40 <N2H4> !throw 12d8+6
09:54:41 <diebot> N2H4, 12d8+6: [12d8=7,4,3,7,2,1,3,4,7,2,3,4] 53
09:54:44 <Mekkis> well
09:54:54 <N2H4> Per round, after pin. Assuming no grapple check fails.
09:54:54 <Mekkis> looks like I am to prepare Cult of Ebon Destroyers
09:56:09 <N2H4> A str-based grappler would probably do much better.
09:56:35 <Mort-> How do you get the 12d8?
09:57:04 <N2H4> 2d8 an attack. Double damage dealing nonlethal while pinning, 3 grapple checks a round.
09:57:36 <Mort-> On pinning only?
09:57:46 <Mort-> For the double damage non lethal
09:57:49 <N2H4> Yes.
09:57:58 <Mort-> If you get all 3 he is pinned?
09:57:59 <N2H4> Er. WHILE pinning. Not quite the same thing.
09:58:12 <Mort-> So while grappling we say?
09:58:22 <Mort-> You can do double damage non lethal?
09:58:26 <N2H4> The actions would be more like grapple, pin, then start to unload.
09:58:39 <N2H4> Not quite. Have to get a pin first.
09:58:42 <Mort-> Slow it down?
09:58:52 <Mort-> Ok first you grapple him
09:58:58 <N2H4> then pin.
09:59:01 <N2H4> then beat down.
09:59:09 <Mort-> Any damage with first successful grapple check?
09:59:13 <N2H4> No.
09:59:18 <Mort-> How did you get 3 attacks while grappling
09:59:22 <N2H4> Can't do that without constrict.
09:59:28 <N2H4> Rapid and greater grappling.
09:59:32 <Mort-> You're doing 6d8 lethal
09:59:44 <N2H4> Grapple as a standard action, a move, and a swift.
09:59:47 <MekkisScreen> Mort-: just stop being the grappler and start being the grapplee
10:00:00 <Mort-> I want to know
10:00:09 <Mort-> Someone is going to grapple me some day
10:00:24 * MekkisScreen grapples Mort-
10:00:30 <Mort-> Mort has escape artist
10:00:40 <N2H4> Do you have enough?
10:00:54 <Mort-> 50 percent to escape hoku :p
10:01:00 <Mort-> Not sure with grease or not
10:01:02 <N2H4> At 11?
10:01:03 <N2H4> No way.
10:01:06 <Mort-> Unfortunately i think
10:01:14 <Mort-> It was me at 7
10:01:19 <Mort-> Hoku at 2
10:01:24 <N2H4> Lol.
10:01:36 * Mort- blushes
10:01:51 <MekkisScreen> just cast Terrible Remorse on Mort :)
10:02:03 <N2H4> At 11, you'd need a +35 escape artist, without grease.
10:02:21 <MekkisScreen> !fullattack kobold
10:02:23 <diebot> MekkisScreen, Specify attack type:
10:02:23 <diebot> MekkisScreen, Halfspear -1 melee
10:02:23 <diebot> MekkisScreen, [0] Halfspear -1 melee
10:02:23 <diebot> MekkisScreen, [1] light crossbow +2 ranged
10:02:29 <MekkisScreen> !fullattack 1 kobold
10:02:29 <diebot> MekkisScreen, light crossbow: [1d20=3] 5; light crossbow: [1d8=1] 1
10:02:38 <MekkisScreen> pathetic
10:02:58 <Mort-> What you want to do about a wizard and grapplep
10:03:05 <Mort-> Its part of being a wizard.
10:03:08 <N2H4> Any more questions or you done now, Mort?
10:03:18 <MekkisScreen> dimension door, contingent
10:03:57 <Mort-> You use a standard and a move and a swift
10:03:59 <Mort-> For grapple
10:04:02 <N2H4> Yep.
10:04:19 <Mort-> Where's the 4d8 coming from on pin lethal and
10:04:37 <MekkisScreen> spiked armour?
10:04:37 <Mort-> What lets you do double non lethal
10:04:39 <Mort-> Feat?
10:04:48 <N2H4> One of those mandatory feats.
10:04:49 <Mort-> I wouldn't do shit with it
10:04:54 <Mort-> Name?
10:04:55 <N2H4> And its only 2d8 a shot lethal.
10:04:56 <MekkisScreen> merciful spiked armour :)
10:04:59 <N2H4> Pinning Knockout.
10:05:18 <Mort-> You did a total of 12d8 nl
10:05:28 <N2H4> Yes.
10:05:39 <N2H4> Half of that being 6d8. Which matches up with 2d8 x 3.
10:06:36 <Mort-> Ooo
10:06:49 <Mort-> Ok i don't ever want to be grappled
10:07:11 <N2H4> Its not common to get those kinds of numbers on a grappler though.
10:07:13 <Mort-> Hydra. Would you grapple me so you could sell me to mekkis? :(
10:07:17 <N2H4> I min/maxed it pretty damn hard.
10:07:36 <N2H4> I dunno. How much would he pay/
10:08:03 <Mort-> Mekkis wanted to sell my fur...Steven wanted to eat me :(
10:08:29 <N2H4> Even the barbed devil, which does have some focus on grappling, doesn't really come close.
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10:09:06 <N2H4> Atleast on flat grappling stuff. The devil's got a bunch of other things going on
10:09:09 <Mort-> I tell you all is fun and games until you see a huge full fighter type thing with cmd 52
10:09:31 <Mort-> You can't use sla while grappled anyway? Not without a concentration check
10:09:37 <N2H4> Correct.
10:09:40 <Mort-> That's 15 on cr anyway?
10:09:48 <N2H4> the Devil? 11.
10:09:53 <Mort-> Which means he can't do his shinegans
10:10:30 <Mort-> You would still take from barbed defense but the impale works only if he won the grapple check
10:10:32 <N2H4> The fear works on successful claw attacks. That could work.
10:10:41 <Mort-> Which i think is highly unlikely
10:10:43 <Mort-> Will?
10:10:46 <N2H4> Mhm.
10:10:49 <Mort-> You got to be kidding
10:11:07 <Mort-> I guess there's always the nat 1
10:11:29 <Mort-> Getting a monk you want fort not will
10:12:27 <N2H4> DC 20, model Hoku's at +12 will saves. Fair chance it would work.
10:12:55 <Steven> hello people people
10:12:56 <N2H4> Hes gotta roll damn high to land an attack though..
10:13:00 <N2H4> Howdy Steve.
10:13:23 <N2H4> And I'm pretty sure he couldn't get the grab to work.
10:13:39 * Mort- hides behind n2h4
10:13:56 <Mort-> Steven said kill all the lemurs yesterday :(
10:13:57 * Steven also hides behind hydra...
10:14:05 <Steven> what are we hiding from?
10:14:18 * Mort- runs to the other side of hydra
10:14:22 <N2H4> You're pulling very scooby doo sort of antics, Steven.
10:14:37 <Steven> Indeed i am...
10:14:37 <N2H4> So you go hide from something, and there he is hiding with you! Hilarious!
10:14:46 * Mort- points her finger accusingly at Steven. "You!"
10:14:47 <N2H4> Now you gotta do the hallway full of doors gag.
10:15:08 <N2H4> You two run around through all these doors, and when you're picking the door to come out of, tell physics to suck it
10:15:11 <Mort-> I didnt watch scooby doo
10:15:27 <N2H4> ....I don't know if we can still be friends.
10:15:36 <Mort-> What?
10:15:52 <N2H4> Scooby Doo was a notable impact on my ideals of comedy as a child!
10:15:59 <Mort-> I'm Asian
10:16:00 <N2H4> Also, I like the realism involved.
10:16:13 <N2H4> Theres no supernatural bullshit going on. Its just some dude in a mask.
10:16:16 * Steven is dumbfounded by morts revelation
10:16:17 <Mort-> We watch inuyasha here
10:16:27 <Mort-> And to be honest i watch little television
10:16:29 <N2H4> His sword's too big.
10:16:32 <N2H4> Totally compensating.
10:16:45 <Steven> and whats with his girly hair?
10:16:51 <N2H4> Hes asian, Steve.
10:16:52 <Mort-> Was playing heroes of might and magic 2 in primary school
10:16:56 * Mort- growls
10:17:05 <Steven> still.... man the fuck up and get a hair cut
10:17:07 <Mort-> I like his ears. And his hair is cool.
10:17:22 <N2H4> Shit, I didn't have a computer when I was in primary school.
10:17:28 <Mort-> Moral of story. Culture shock on both sides
10:17:31 <N2H4> My family was kind of late to the computer age.
10:17:31 <Mort-> Well i did
10:17:33 <Steven> I had a Tandy
10:17:43 <N2H4> You're an old man, Steven.
10:17:44 <Mort-> And played lots of wing commander academy
10:17:50 <Steven> yup, i am
10:17:57 <N2H4> I played Killer Instinct.
10:17:57 <Steven> I remember playing sub commander
10:18:06 <N2H4> And Sonic.
10:18:11 <N2H4> And Duck Hunt!
10:18:18 <Mort-> But i spent more time on the comp then on television
10:18:41 <Mort-> When i was up id be watching shaman king and inuyasha with my brother
10:18:46 <Mort-> So.
10:18:59 <Mort-> No scooby snacks.
10:19:18 <N2H4> You don't multiply multiples, right?
10:19:28 <Mort-> Sometimes i watched mickey mouse. Tom and jerry
10:19:35 <N2H4> So if I had two different effects that doubled damage dice on a grapple..
10:19:35 <Mort-> You don't.
10:19:41 <N2H4> It would only be.. x3?
10:20:01 <Steven> you only damage them if it states that it stacks with other stuff
10:20:03 <Mort-> Spirited charge with a lance crit is still x5 mod
10:20:28 <N2H4> !throw 18d8+9
10:20:28 <diebot> N2H4, 18d8+9: [18d8=7,6,7,5,7,5,7,4,2,5,7,4,5,3,4,7,6,7] 107
10:20:36 <N2H4> Thats pretty impressive.
10:20:51 <N2H4> Too bad I can't do it with a defensive tetori.
10:21:11 <Mort-> Hm. Good question
10:21:22 <N2H4> I used to watch a ton of Tom and Jerry.
10:21:27 <Steven> Spirited charge w/ lance is broken frankly..
10:21:59 <N2H4> I disagree.
10:22:52 <Steven> disagree all you want, wont change my opinion
10:23:20 <Steven> brb, laundry
10:23:25 <N2H4> Hmm.
10:23:54 <N2H4> Actually, I think the prereqs should be higher for it.
10:24:44 <Mort-> How often do you ever get to charge?
10:24:47 <Mort-> Unless you have a flying mount of course...
10:24:56 <N2H4> But without it, the idea of charge based combat starts to really fall behind once everyone else is doing 3 attacks a round.
10:25:24 <Mort-> Pfs scenarios aren't very charge friendly
10:25:44 <N2H4> teach your horse dragon style!
10:25:46 <Mort-> Open door. Monster jumps out. Charge what?
10:26:04 <Mort-> Actually i thought of a completely dragon themed person
10:26:21 <Mort-> Then realized the best person for it would still be summoner :(
10:26:51 * N2H4 considers.
10:27:21 <N2H4> !throw 3#1d20+17; 2#1d20+13
10:27:22 <diebot> N2H4, 3#1d20+17: [1d20=6] 23, [1d20=9] 26, [1d20=8] 25; 2#1d20+13: [1d20=16] 29, [1d20=8] 21
10:27:50 <Mort-> Only part is can't form of dragon
10:28:00 <Mort-> But the split eidolon should pass
10:29:14 <N2H4> !throw 7d6+49
10:29:14 <diebot> N2H4, 7d6+49: [7d6=5,2,6,1,6,4,1] 74
10:29:23 <Mort-> You see - all you need to do as a summoner is to make a dragon eid
10:29:27 <N2H4> That barbed devil's toast.
10:30:09 <Mort-> Then take eldritch heritige for arcane get a psudeodragon familiar
10:30:09 <Mort-> ?
10:30:10 <Mort-> What were you doing
10:30:29 <N2H4> Thinking in dice.
10:30:30 * Mort- ponders cavalier - order of dragon. Riding a monitor lizard
10:30:40 <Mort-> But which move
10:30:53 <N2H4> Supermonk against the barbed devil.
10:30:59 <Mort-> Ah
10:31:07 <Mort-> Flurry?
10:31:15 <Mort-> What's super monks ac at 11
10:31:52 <N2H4> Actually he'd probably lose.
10:31:59 <Mort-> Which style you're using - dragon?
10:32:17 <N2H4> Mhm.
10:33:09 <Mort-> Got grabbed?
10:33:13 <Mort-> Or feared
10:33:33 <N2H4> Without someone else to distract, hes very likely to get both.
10:33:40 <Mort-> Ah
10:33:54 <MekkisScreen> !fullattack 0 Dragon:White Dragon, Great wyrm
10:33:54 <diebot> MekkisScreen, Bite: [1d20=16] 61; Bite: [4d6=3,6,5,3] 30; Claws: [1d20=1] 41, [1d20=1] 41; claw: [2d8=8,8] 22, [2d8=4,2] 12; Wings: [1d20=16] 56, [1d20=7] 47; wing: [2d6=4,5] 15, [2d6=5,3] 14; Tail slap: [1d20=13] 54; tail slap: [2d8=1,8] 29
10:33:58 <Mort-> You sacrificed def for off
10:34:00 <N2H4> However, if he can get grabbed without getting feared, hes got a fair chance of beating the stuffing out of it before he does.
10:34:17 <Mort-> Mekkis!
10:34:18 <N2H4> Yeah. The insane damage monk idea is completely glass.
10:34:26 <Mort-> Haha
10:34:26 <MekkisScreen> what?
10:34:41 <MekkisScreen> monks are Generally Glassy
10:34:50 <Mort-> I just figured out a completely dragon themed character
10:34:58 <MekkisScreen> oh no
10:35:08 <Mort-> Summoner of course
10:35:15 <MekkisScreen> why summoner?
10:35:16 <N2H4> Hoku's pretty solid defensively.
10:35:17 <Mort-> At level 20 i can "turn into a dragon"
10:35:26 <N2H4> But hes a rare case.
10:35:28 <Mort-> To get a dragon mount.
10:35:50 <Mort-> And a dragon familiar (eldritch heritige)
10:35:52 <MekkisScreen> go wyvern, not dragon
10:36:02 <MekkisScreen> less legs
10:36:34 <Mort-> Hey i have a psudeodragon familiar
10:36:49 <Mort-> Yeah everything dragon.
10:37:00 <Mort-> The other alternative would be having a monitor lizard mount...
10:37:19 <Mort-> Then cross to bard, rdd
10:37:25 <Mort-> Get form of dragon
10:37:50 <Mort-> I think summoner is better for that thing really
10:38:03 <N2H4> What don't you think summoners are better for?
10:38:15 <Mort-> Uh. Learning styles
10:38:26 <Mort-> Ill stick with a monk/fighter for that
10:38:39 <N2H4> But they can't cast arcane spells!
10:38:59 <Mort-> Its not my fault paizo doesnt let me ride dragons!
10:39:30 <Mort-> I don't think of my inquisitor as much of a caster
10:39:35 <Mort-> Neither do i for grull
10:39:49 <N2H4> But they CAN cast spells.
10:39:50 <Mort-> I'm ok with it actually now.
10:39:57 <N2H4> And this is very important for you.
10:39:57 <Mort-> Isn't so bad feeling magicless
10:40:26 <Mort-> Actually i do want to try a lorewarden/maneuver master some day
10:40:56 <Mort-> Dude. I haven't seen grull cast a spell in combat before :p
10:41:19 <N2H4> Which is why I keep telling you that life as a non-spellcaster isn't the end of the world.
10:41:26 <Mort-> Maneuver master 2 lore warden 18
10:41:58 <N2H4> Why 2/18?
10:42:07 <Mort-> Hydra. I came from neverwinter nights as a weapon master
10:42:22 <Mort-> Evasion and flurry of maneuvers
10:42:24 <N2H4> So whats with your melee aversion in PFS/
10:42:36 <N2H4> Plan on wearing armor?
10:42:49 <Mort-> That i don't know if someone brought magic weapon or see invisible
10:42:59 <Mort-> Light armor
10:43:09 <Mort-> Mithril breastplate
10:43:26 <Mort-> D20 said evasion works on light armor under monks
10:43:39 <N2H4> Ah. Fair enough.
10:43:41 <MekkisScreen> Mort-: you can ride a dragon - in PFS even!
10:43:48 <Mort-> Sure. Where.
10:43:50 <Mort-> How.
10:44:02 <Mort-> I want to ride a dragon!
10:44:15 * Mort- squeals like an excited fan girl
10:44:20 <MekkisScreen> Mort can even!
10:44:20 <N2H4> What sort of maneuver do you plan on specializing?
10:44:29 <Mort-> Dirty trick
10:44:33 <Steven> isnt that just your normal squeal?
10:44:39 <Mort-> Oops. Said the bad word
10:45:04 <Mort-> Possibly trip too. But things are usually not tripable
10:45:27 <N2H4> I don't think flurry of maneuvers is worth it.
10:45:37 <N2H4> Not at that breakdown.
10:45:40 <Mort-> Its an extra maneuver
10:45:47 <MekkisScreen> cast Form of the Dragon on your familiar
10:45:48 <Mort-> Hm
10:46:02 <N2H4> Until you get past 3 attacks a round.
10:46:04 <Mort-> I am not riding socks into combat
10:46:15 <N2H4> then you could take quick dirty trick and do 3 in a round.
10:46:16 <Mort-> And i wanted a permanent dragon
10:46:17 <MekkisScreen> then that's not my fault
10:46:21 <Mort-> No
10:46:34 <Steven> he gave you a way to do it
10:46:40 <Mort-> Quick dirty trick only substitutes for highest bab
10:46:45 <Mort-> Mort won't
10:46:54 <Mort-> The player will find another life to do it
10:47:12 <N2H4> Hmm.
10:47:12 <MekkisScreen> so you'd rather a permanent eldrich monstrosity that might be considered to look somewhat like a dragon, in the abstract
10:47:26 <MekkisScreen> rather than something that *is* a dragon?
10:47:41 <Mort-> It looks like a dragon
10:47:47 <MekkisScreen> somewhat
10:47:50 <Mort-> Claws like one
10:47:56 <MekkisScreen> with a glowing fucking rune on its forehead!
10:48:01 <Mort-> Ill make it breathe fire :p
10:48:02 <Mort-> Lol
10:48:09 <Mort-> Yeah that's one point
10:48:22 <N2H4> So you're fine with something that just looks like a duck and quacks like a duck and walks like a duck.
10:48:25 <N2H4> But isn't technically a duck.
10:48:37 <MekkisScreen> it's an outsider
10:48:40 <MekkisScreen> not a dragon
10:48:44 <Mort-> The closest i could come to was a monitor lizard :(
10:48:50 <Steven> an outsider duck?
10:48:57 <Mort-> The 2nd closest
10:48:59 <MekkisScreen> how about a roc wearing dragonhide?
10:49:04 <Mort-> No.
10:49:19 <MekkisScreen> that drinks elixirs of fire breath
10:49:25 <Mort-> Also riding your familiar gives combat trained issues
10:49:38 <Mort-> It doesn't look like one
10:49:48 <MekkisScreen> I played a character who rode his familiar
10:50:22 <MekkisScreen> how large is your familiar?
10:50:27 <Mort-> You risk losing your actions in combat
10:50:27 <Mort-> Ride skill?
10:50:37 <Mort-> Small
10:50:48 <N2H4> Lyta's is tiny!
10:50:48 <Mort-> Form of dragon gets you a medium chromatic dragon
10:51:04 <Mort-> Socks is small
10:51:23 <MekkisScreen> Itzamna's Diminuitive!
10:51:35 <MekkisScreen> Mort-: you COULD just Rod of Wonder yourself to Tiny, and ride Socks
10:51:46 <Mort-> Were talking about familiarp
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10:52:58 <mortswishytail> Back
10:54:36 <mortswishytail> Level 7 spell just to turn your familiar into a dragon
10:54:40 <mortswishytail> Mmph
10:54:45 <mortswishytail> To ride
10:55:19 <mortswishytail> Then you start making dc 20 ride checks
10:56:19 <MekkisScreen> level 6
10:56:53 <MekkisScreen> and you can always ask a friendly gnome to combat train the familiar in advance
10:57:35 <mortswishytail> Need a large dragon
10:57:44 <MekkisScreen> not with Reduce Person
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10:57:57 <mortswishytail> Ah k
10:58:20 <mortswishytail> 1 round reduce person. 1 round to turnfamiliar into a dragon
10:58:41 <mortswishytail> Next time if i ever become a kobold
10:58:44 <mortswishytail> Sorc.
10:58:50 <MekkisScreen> Alter Self!
10:58:59 <mortswishytail> Wait a minute.
10:59:03 <mortswishytail> Where's my familiar.
10:59:28 <mortswishytail> Because ill have to go draconic bloodline
11:03:19 <mortswishytail> Mind you. I have to pick up dragon style as well.
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11:32:46 <MekkisScreen> I think I'll make Perfection Large this evening
11:33:13 <MekkisScreen> if I end up playing Itzamna
11:38:50 * Mort- fluffs mekkis
11:39:07 <Mort-> I think i should read on scooby doo
11:39:29 <N2H4> Why?
11:40:18 <N2H4> Its pretty simple really. A bunch of teens in a van with a big dog travel around and end up in places that're haunted or infested with zombies or a yeti or something.
11:40:37 <N2H4> And they investigate and it turns out being the butler or janitor or something in a costume.
11:41:06 <N2H4> And its never explicitly said, but everyone's pretty sure Shaggy smokes alot of dope. Hes got the attitude and he talks to his dog.
11:42:47 <Mort-> And i could have gotten away if it if it hadn't be for you meddlesome adventurers
11:43:05 <Mort-> Hm seem to remember it from some where...
11:43:13 <N2H4> Its meddling kids.
11:43:19 <N2H4> But yeah.
11:44:39 <Mort-> Talking to his dog is fine. Who doesn't?
11:45:36 <N2H4> But the dog talks back.
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11:57:26 <N2H4> Hey look, a wild sushi appears.
11:57:34 <N2H4> I knew there was raw fish in the tall grass.
11:58:07 * MincedSushi attacks
11:58:24 * N2H4 uses splash.
11:58:38 <N2H4> (Its not very effective..)
11:58:42 * MincedSushi has been hit. It was super effective
11:59:02 * N2H4 explodes. Its super effective!
11:59:08 <N2H4> Sup?
11:59:10 <MincedSushi> Ack!
11:59:17 <MincedSushi> I want D&D T_T
11:59:19 * Steven uses indifference. Its Super Effective...
11:59:21 <N2H4> Nerd.
11:59:22 <MincedSushi> My day off in a long time
11:59:30 <N2H4> Ain't seen you in a while.
11:59:37 <MincedSushi> Lots of work
11:59:45 <N2H4> Doing what?
11:59:57 <MincedSushi> plus school is begining soon and I'm getting my application together for MIT
12:00:04 <N2H4> Cool
12:00:11 <MincedSushi> Oh I'm a manager at the local ice cream shop
12:00:41 <MincedSushi> I create saddness in children whenever I see htem :D
12:00:57 <N2H4> Lol.
12:01:12 <MincedSushi> "Oh what was your favourite ice cream again? Yea, we are all out. They don't make that anymore."
12:01:19 <N2H4> lol.
12:01:24 <MincedSushi> Every day :D
12:01:33 <MincedSushi> My favourite part of the day honestly
12:01:44 <N2H4> I troll my sisters whenever we go to any sort of medical place.
12:01:55 <MincedSushi> ???
12:02:01 <N2H4> I ask the nurses for shots for them. With needles in the 8" range.
12:02:08 <N2H4> You'd be surprised how many play along.
12:02:52 <MincedSushi> I need to do this now...
12:02:58 <MincedSushi> My whole week is set!
12:03:57 <N2H4> You got young sisters, Sushi?
12:04:12 <MincedSushi> Two of them
12:04:17 <N2H4> How old?
12:04:32 <MincedSushi> 14 and 18 I think
12:04:48 <MincedSushi> I don't keep track anymore
12:04:52 <N2H4> Eh. They can probably act reasonably mature.
12:04:58 <MincedSushi> -__-
12:05:04 <MincedSushi> You don't know my family
12:05:06 <N2H4> Mine're 13 and 7. She turns 8 next week.
12:05:13 <N2H4> They both seem about 9.
12:05:24 <MincedSushi> Same
12:05:40 <MincedSushi> I tihnk it's a little sister thing
12:07:13 <N2H4> Jeez.
12:07:27 <N2H4> Kids these days.
12:07:35 <MincedSushi> To be fair I wasn't any better
12:07:40 <N2H4> I found a snake in the house recently.
12:07:44 <MincedSushi> Not till I moved out anyway
12:07:48 <MincedSushi> 0_o
12:07:53 <MincedSushi> Is it the tasty kind?
12:07:59 <N2H4> A northern ring neck. Tiny.
12:08:11 <N2H4> Not much wider across the middle than a pencil.
12:08:17 <N2H4> Maybe a foot long.
12:08:25 <MincedSushi> So cute~
12:08:27 <N2H4> So I take it to show the girls.
12:08:36 * MincedSushi grabs the popcorn
12:08:39 <N2H4> I find the 13 year old first. She starts screaming like I shot her.
12:09:00 <N2H4> From this snake that probably couldn't manage to bite you if it tried.
12:09:28 <N2H4> Her sister walks in, from all the noise. She looks. First word out of her mouth: "Cool."
12:10:17 <MincedSushi> xD
12:10:41 <MincedSushi> You are an amazing brother... The shenans that could be had
12:11:20 <N2H4> I've successfully taught the older one how to make a decent fist. Still working on the little one.
12:11:36 <N2H4> My big project is to get them into music that doesn't suck.
12:11:59 <MincedSushi> Godluck and goodspeed space frog
12:12:27 <MincedSushi> I never acomplished that... You must teach me your ways if it works.
12:12:41 <N2H4> Well, I've made some progress.
12:13:05 <N2H4> My big accompishment? They BOTH can sing this. Atleast first half.
12:13:07 <MincedSushi> Nyancat always?
12:13:17 <MincedSushi> Sing what?
12:13:20 <N2H4> Getting there.
12:13:31 <N2H4> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vgSn0SbQJQI
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12:14:33 <MincedSushi> Pretty good actually
12:14:41 <N2H4> If I leave them alone, they only listen to whatever's on the local hip hop/pop radio station.
12:14:50 <MincedSushi> ick
12:14:55 <N2H4> Nikki Minaj and Lil Wayne and all that.
12:15:06 <MincedSushi> Take away the radio and give thema locked version of pandora
12:15:31 <N2H4> Heh. If I'm driving its whatever I feel like listening to. I've been unrelenting on this.
12:15:41 <MincedSushi> I was always an 80-90s alternative kind of kind
12:16:13 <N2H4> They appreciate Seven Nation Army.
12:16:37 <MincedSushi> Good!
12:16:42 <N2H4> But I'm still working on getting them into more metal.
12:16:42 <MincedSushi> Then there is hope
12:17:10 <MincedSushi> Metal is one of those ones I tihnk you should ease them into first
12:17:18 <N2H4> Its rough going so far. If it doesn't have much of a bass line, they can't really get a grip on it.
12:17:30 <MincedSushi> Even I have problems with half the metal out there
12:17:41 <N2H4> Seven Nation Army's cool, because its got that heavy drum beat, see?
12:17:52 * MincedSushi nods
12:18:08 <N2H4> But they look at me like I'm evil when I throw on some metallica.
12:18:13 <MincedSushi> Really?
12:18:17 <N2H4> Yeah.
12:18:19 <MincedSushi> Seventh son ladies
12:18:29 <MincedSushi> Amazing album :3
12:18:39 <MincedSushi> They don't make 'em like that anymore
12:19:46 <N2H4> I think alot of it is that right now they don't take music seriously if it doens't have an obvious way of dancing to it.
12:20:27 <MincedSushi> But the lyrics mean so much more... It's great that music cna move your body and all, but if it doesn't touch the soul it just doesn't work for me
12:20:30 <N2H4> I thought the older one could start to appreciate the beauty of some good guitar work. She likes band class for example.
12:21:08 <N2H4> I told you what they listen to. The dancing and beat mean more to them than the words.
12:21:21 * MincedSushi shakes his head
12:21:28 <N2H4> I think my next step might be Du Hast.
12:21:35 <MincedSushi> xD
12:21:38 <MincedSushi> Do it!
12:21:47 <N2H4> Because, check this out.
12:22:08 <N2H4> I throw on some Tool sometimes. Once I bothered to explain the song in german.
12:22:22 <MincedSushi> Can they at least liek the classics? American pie/Bohemian
12:22:41 <N2H4> If you're unfamiliar, it sounds like an angry german political speech, and is actually a recipe for cookies.
12:22:43 <MekkisScreen> or more classic than that...
12:22:54 <MekkisScreen> schumann
12:22:58 <MincedSushi> I know it
12:23:07 <MincedSushi> Mekkis you're my hero
12:23:13 <N2H4> And they appreciate the joke of it. Enough to even request the song sometimes.
12:23:19 <MincedSushi> But I don't thinkt hat's what they need
12:23:39 <N2H4> Even though Tool is definately on the far end of the 'you can't really dance to this' scale.
12:24:03 <N2H4> Maybe they just like shouting UNE KIENE EIER!
12:24:04 <MekkisScreen> heh
12:24:07 <N2H4> Or however you spell it.
12:24:15 <MekkisScreen> one small egg?
12:24:30 <N2H4> I thought it was 'and no eggs'
12:24:53 <MekkisScreen> yeah
12:25:02 <N2H4> But I am not in the slightest fluent in German. And theres a very good chance I'm wrong on either the words or the translation.
12:25:05 <MekkisScreen> I read the kiene as klein
12:25:19 <MincedSushi> xD
12:25:23 <MekkisScreen> and the une as ein
12:25:34 <N2H4> So yeah, I think I'll try Du Hast.
12:26:15 <N2H4> They like this too. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zw8_ahwODBA
12:27:15 <MincedSushi> I don't much like that one :I
12:27:50 <Mort-> I'm not scared of snakes
12:28:08 <Mort-> Id probably tell you to kill it. And we have fried snake for lunch
12:28:11 <N2H4> You don't have to. Really, my main goal is to get them to consider music outside of what they currently listen to.
12:28:38 <MekkisScreen> DO YOU COOK, MORT?
12:28:44 <MekkisScreen> Stupid caps!
12:28:50 <N2H4> And to be able to appreciate different things in music. Lyrics and great instrumentals and things besides a dance beat.
12:29:13 <MincedSushi> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Adgx9wt63NY
12:29:30 <MekkisScreen> I don't like voice that's too distorted to be understandable
12:29:31 <MincedSushi> Classic becasue we're bored at 4am driving down the highway in LA
12:29:33 <Mort-> Obviously
12:29:51 <Mort-> How many times have you heard be brag about my salmon :d
12:30:22 <MekkisScreen> less than the number of times you've gone out for dinner
12:31:40 <Mort-> I can't cook on week days
12:31:41 <MekkisScreen> :P
12:31:58 <Mort-> But weekends i sometimes do toasted salmon
12:32:02 <Mort-> While dnding
12:32:16 <MekkisScreen> mort, get me a high-paying job in Singapore
12:33:31 <N2H4> Me too
12:34:06 <Mort-> I don't even have one :(
12:34:56 <MincedSushi> :<
12:35:09 <MekkisScreen> So I'll take your boss's position :P
12:35:26 <MincedSushi> I can get youa job at an ice cream place in the US :D
12:35:50 <MincedSushi> pay is 12US$ an hour :D
12:35:52 <MekkisScreen> 85K?
12:36:30 <MekkisScreen> will you sponsor a green card application?
12:37:30 <MekkisScreen> just say you need an experienced microelectronic engineer with strong IT skills and an Australian accent
12:37:30 <MincedSushi> Wouldn't it be easier If I just married you?
12:37:50 <N2H4> I didn't know you like Mekkis so much.
12:38:23 <MekkisScreen> is that legal?
12:38:43 <MincedSushi> It is in my state
12:38:56 <MekkisScreen> what's that?
12:39:49 <MekkisScreen> do I need to learn how to use a gun?
12:39:56 <MekkisScreen> an automatic?
12:40:11 <MincedSushi> Yes
12:40:19 <MincedSushi> It's a requirement to being American
12:40:27 <MincedSushi> at least 3 guns per person
12:40:45 <Mort-> Eww
12:40:47 <Mort-> I don't like
12:40:49 <MekkisScreen> how many people do you need to kill before you get on the news?
12:40:52 <Mort-> You kill too easily
12:41:52 <N2H4> It depends on how close they were to you.
12:42:17 <MekkisScreen> Other side of the street
12:42:21 <N2H4> Family? Probably only two.
12:42:25 <MincedSushi> Seems like 4 by gun or 3 by car is the magic number
12:42:37 <N2H4> Strangers, baker's dozen maybe?
12:43:14 <N2H4> And you don't NEED to learn to use an automatic. You can do just fine with a revolver.
12:43:29 <MekkisScreen> someone shot someone else last month in Brisbane
12:43:37 <MekkisScreen> it was on the news for weeks
12:44:03 <N2H4> How do you aussies even get guns?
12:44:47 <Mort-> I hate guns
12:44:52 <Mort-> You kill too easily
12:45:44 <N2H4> You know how long it would take to kill a few million in a really bloody war with bows and knives?
12:46:13 <MincedSushi> Am I allowed to use seige weaponry?
12:46:20 <N2H4> Guns are so last century, Mort.
12:46:26 <MincedSushi> Because a good rolling boulder ona trebuche would make it quick
12:46:31 <N2H4> Its all GPS loaded missiles now.
12:46:39 <MekkisScreen> you write a letter and fax it to the police department
12:46:45 <MekkisScreen> the give you a licence
12:46:59 <MekkisScreen> then you go to a gun shop and pay for it
12:47:06 <MekkisScreen> easy
12:47:08 <N2H4> Huh.
12:47:17 <N2H4> And here I thought it was notably more difficult than here.
12:47:24 * MekkisScreen has done something like that
12:48:32 <N2H4> What sort of things do they limit you on?
12:48:46 <N2H4> Size? caliber? rate of fire?
12:49:56 <MincedSushi> :I
12:50:09 <MincedSushi> That's easier than California
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13:03:51 <MekkisScreen> the form's called a B709
13:08:27 <N2H4> In four states you can buy and carry a pistol concealed without any particular paperwork.
13:32:54 <MekkisScreen> but to get on the news you need to kill at least 4 people?
13:33:47 <N2H4> I was estimating.
13:34:10 <N2H4> Mr Owl, how many murders does it take to get on prime time TV?
13:36:10 <MincedSushi> lol
13:39:18 <IvD> That depends entirely on who you murder.
13:39:29 <N2H4> Thats about what I said.
14:00:13 <MekkisScreen> some black guy
14:09:31 <MincedSushi> ALrighty guys I'm going out to do things of stuff
14:09:34 <MincedSushi> cya
14:24:23 <MekkisScreen> !fullattack Dragon:Black dragon, great wyrm
14:24:23 <diebot> MekkisScreen, Specify attack type:
14:24:23 <diebot> MekkisScreen, Bite +46 melee, 2 Claws +41 melee, 2 Wings +41 melee, 1 Tail slap +41 melee
14:24:23 <diebot> MekkisScreen, [0] Bite +46 melee, 2 Claws +41 melee, 2 Wings +41 melee, 1 Tail slap +41 melee
14:24:23 <diebot> MekkisScreen, [1] 1 Crush +46 melee
14:24:23 <diebot> MekkisScreen, [2] 1 Tail sweep +46 m
14:24:35 <MekkisScreen> !fullattack 0 Dragon:Black dragon, great wyrm
14:24:35 <diebot> MekkisScreen, I don't know the monster you speak of.
14:24:41 <MekkisScreen> !fullattack 0 Dragon:Black dragon, great wyrm
14:24:42 <diebot> MekkisScreen, Bite: [1d20=5] 51; Bite: [4d6=1,5,2,3] 24; Claws: [1d20=16] 57, [1d20=12] 53; claw: [2d8=7,3] 16, [2d8=3,6] 15; Wings: [1d20=5] 46, [1d20=17] 58; wing: [2d6=6,3] 15, [2d6=2,4] 12; Tail slap: [1d20=13] 55; tail slap: [2d8=3,8] 31
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15:43:30 <MekkisScreen> what feat should I give Mytiazair at 11?
15:43:38 <Brunius> Fleet
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16:01:02 <Mort-> Wow he hit 11!
16:01:08 <Mort-> Spell penetration?
16:01:13 <Mort-> Reach?
16:01:42 <Brunius> Well, I can't suggest feats, since Mytiazair doesn't have a sheet on the site.
16:03:06 <Brunius> Hmm, Geography, History (20th Century), International Politics, Legal Studies, Visual Communication and Design, or Psychology?
16:03:19 <Brunius> Or do I try to get them to let me do 3+4 IT (Applications)
16:08:40 <Mort-> Comm and design
16:09:09 <Mort-> You might want want pschology as well
16:09:17 <Mort-> Just looking at marketability
16:09:57 <Mort-> 4 h more till party time
16:10:13 * Mort- tail swishes into the air
16:31:54 <MekkisScreen> the former sounds more interested
16:31:57 <MekkisScreen> interesting
16:45:07 <Mort-> Feeling sleepy.
16:45:24 <Mort-> Its raining here and that always makes me feel sleepy
16:45:44 * Mort- takes a nap on mekkis
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17:21:33 <Avatar> did IvD roll up a character
17:36:06 <Brunius> Blackhawks are cool
17:36:24 <Brunius> When I'm a millionare, I'm gonna own a blackhawk
17:36:27 <Brunius> And a huey
17:36:30 <Brunius> hueys are cool too
18:56:13 <Mort-> Urk
19:10:31 <Avatar> orc
19:10:33 <Avatar> it's spelled orc
19:10:40 <Ballig> sometimes ork
19:10:41 <Ballig> never urk
19:10:52 <Avatar> did you mean ork
19:11:07 <Avatar> you must have, I guess
19:11:16 <Ballig> if you're playing Shadowrun that's legitimate
19:13:44 <Ballig> Brunius: http://www.pfrpg.com.au/charsheet.php5?id=281
19:17:27 <Avatar> why did you guys stop playing nethack
19:22:02 <Ballig> I finished it
19:39:08 <Avatar> so you never want to play it again?
19:39:12 <Avatar> you finished it years ago
19:39:32 <Ballig> you asked why I stopped, I told you why I stopped
19:39:37 <Ballig> I didn't say I'd never play it again
19:39:52 <Avatar> then what's stopping you playing it again
19:42:10 <Ballig> current lack of interest
19:46:13 <Avatar> when I was playing it recently, apart from all the dying I did, it was that bloody rock pushing game
19:46:20 <Avatar> doing that over and over and over every time I died
19:53:41 <Ballig> were you using an online guide for it
19:55:03 <Avatar> yeah of course
19:55:10 <Avatar> I would never solve it without the guide
19:55:47 <Avatar> the next best thing would be to try and remember what I did the first time by not using a guide every time thereafter
19:55:56 <Avatar> but I would never solve it then either
19:56:09 <Ballig> I guess you would have to not die, then
19:56:18 <Ballig> that's how I did it
19:56:29 <Ballig> in fact, that was pretty much my secret to finishing the game - not die
19:56:43 <Ballig> every time I was confronted with a problem, my first thought was always "will this make me die?"
19:56:46 <Avatar> yeah I was trying not to
19:56:47 <Ballig> if the answer was yes, I did not do that thing
20:04:20 <Brunius> ha
20:04:26 <Brunius> Why the sheet, Ballig?
20:04:36 <Ballig> why not?
20:07:22 <Mort-> Ok party time!
20:07:35 <Mort-> Need to have a quick dinner first
20:08:19 <Mort-> Need to get a feat eat on the run
20:09:12 <Mort-> Really don't feel like eating anything now but ill get hungry later
20:41:40 * Panda slaps Brunius around a bit with a large trout
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20:47:51 <Brunius> wut
20:49:43 <Panda> your messaging me on skype
20:49:45 <Panda> or your brother
20:49:46 <Panda> either or
20:50:45 <Brunius> Not I
20:51:01 <Brunius> Skype isn't running on the other computer
20:51:38 <Ballig> I did get a message from Brunius on Skype that said "BRAINDERP"
20:51:47 <Ballig> it sounded like something Brunius would say
20:51:56 <Brunius> Brother decided to log into skype
20:52:17 <Ballig> he's pretty good at cybering
20:52:27 <Brunius> BRAINDERP
20:52:30 <Brunius> [8:41:24 PM] Ballig: sup
20:52:33 <Brunius> [8:52:20 PM] Brunius: [8:52 PM] Brunius:
20:52:36 <Brunius> <<< Brother decided to log into skype
20:52:53 <Ballig> he must have cleared the log
20:53:01 <Brunius> Sure
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21:00:09 <Steven> yup.... tonight has sucked...
21:00:13 <Steven> so... guys
21:00:18 <Steven> 7 days till my 30th birthday
21:00:28 * Steven flex'
21:00:29 <Brunius> How many days until Avatar's 30th
21:01:02 <Steven> dunno...
21:01:10 <Steven> im guessing 487
21:02:38 <mortswishytail> Coolios
21:02:53 <mortswishytail> Your 5 years older then me
21:03:38 <mortswishytail> I'm a small mur with a swishy tail afterall
21:05:56 <Ballig> Avatar's already 30
21:06:15 <Steven> well there ya go... its T+Days
21:06:16 <Brunius> Man, really?
21:06:49 <Ballig> think so
21:06:53 <Ballig> he had a birthday like a week ago
21:06:56 <Steven> Think imma finish my Fetchling
21:07:01 * mortswishytail likes being a small mur.
21:07:17 <Ballig> yeah he turned 30 last Thursday
21:07:41 * mortswishytail snuggles up brunius
21:08:09 <Steven> if i had known i would have ignored the fact deliberately
21:08:15 <Steven> heh
21:09:05 <mortswishytail> Llllpllllllppjpppplplpp
21:09:56 * Panda bites morts tail
21:10:27 <Steven> I'm betting on the Panda in this fight.
21:10:28 <Ballig> she doesn't have a tail
21:12:29 <Panda> i already have 2 black eyes how much worse could she do
21:12:45 <Steven> got told something twice did ya?
21:14:42 <Panda> i wasn't in the kitchen :(
21:16:10 <mortswishytail> I have a tail!
21:16:15 <mortswishytail> Ow
21:16:32 * mortswishytail smacks panda on his nose
21:16:50 * Panda sneezes boogers all over mort
21:17:07 * mortswishytail eeks and tries to get away
21:17:13 <Steven> Mort we already proved you don't a tail.
21:17:26 * mortswishytail feels disgusted
21:17:27 <mortswishytail> An
21:17:37 * Panda 's snot hardens holding mort in place
21:17:45 <mortswishytail> Osterguard said he would tell the whole channel i have a tail
21:17:56 * mortswishytail is stuck :(
21:18:32 * Panda belly flops mort
21:18:51 * mortswishytail is flattened
21:20:00 * Panda throws mort into the frying pan to make mortcakes
21:20:41 <Steven> woot woot... we gettin mort cakes!
21:21:33 <mortswishytail> "Meep:("
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21:21:46 <Panda> :O
21:21:51 <Panda> O_o
21:21:54 <Steven> i think you cooked her
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22:31:43 <Mort-> I can't cook on week days
22:31:44 <MekkisScreen> :P
22:32:01 <Mort-> But weekends i sometimes do toasted salmon
22:32:05 <Mort-> While dnding
22:32:20 <MekkisScreen> mort, get me a high-paying job in Singapore
22:33:35 <N2H4> Me too
22:34:09 <Mort-> I don't even have one :(
22:34:59 <MincedSushi> :<
22:35:12 <MekkisScreen> So I'll take your boss's position :P
22:35:30 <MincedSushi> I can get youa job at an ice cream place in the US :D
22:35:53 <MincedSushi> pay is 12US$ an hour :D
22:35:56 <MekkisScreen> 85K?
22:36:33 <MekkisScreen> will you sponsor a green card application?
22:37:33 <MekkisScreen> just say you need an experienced microelectronic engineer with strong IT skills and an Australian accent
22:37:34 <MincedSushi> Wouldn't it be easier If I just married you?
22:37:54 <N2H4> I didn't know you like Mekkis so much.
22:38:27 <MekkisScreen> is that legal?
22:38:46 <MincedSushi> It is in my state
22:38:59 <MekkisScreen> what's that?
22:39:52 <MekkisScreen> do I need to learn how to use a gun?
22:39:59 <MekkisScreen> an automatic?
22:40:15 <MincedSushi> Yes
22:40:23 <MincedSushi> It's a requirement to being American
22:40:31 <MincedSushi> at least 3 guns per person
22:40:48 <Mort-> Eww
22:40:50 <Mort-> I don't like
22:40:52 <MekkisScreen> how many people do you need to kill before you get on the news?
22:40:56 <Mort-> You kill too easily
22:41:56 <N2H4> It depends on how close they were to you.
22:42:21 <MekkisScreen> Other side of the street
22:42:25 <N2H4> Family? Probably only two.
22:42:28 <MincedSushi> Seems like 4 by gun or 3 by car is the magic number
22:42:41 <N2H4> Strangers, baker's dozen maybe?
22:43:17 <N2H4> And you don't NEED to learn to use an automatic. You can do just fine with a revolver.
22:43:32 <MekkisScreen> someone shot someone else last month in Brisbane
22:43:40 <MekkisScreen> it was on the news for weeks
22:44:06 <N2H4> How do you aussies even get guns?
22:44:50 <Mort-> I hate guns
22:44:55 <Mort-> You kill too easily
22:45:47 <N2H4> You know how long it would take to kill a few million in a really bloody war with bows and knives?
22:46:17 <MincedSushi> Am I allowed to use seige weaponry?
22:46:23 <N2H4> Guns are so last century, Mort.
22:46:29 <MincedSushi> Because a good rolling boulder ona trebuche would make it quick
22:46:35 <N2H4> Its all GPS loaded missiles now.
22:46:42 <MekkisScreen> you write a letter and fax it to the police department
22:46:49 <MekkisScreen> the give you a licence
22:47:02 <MekkisScreen> then you go to a gun shop and pay for it
22:47:09 <MekkisScreen> easy
22:47:12 <N2H4> Huh.
22:47:21 <N2H4> And here I thought it was notably more difficult than here.
22:47:28 * MekkisScreen has done something like that
22:48:36 <N2H4> What sort of things do they limit you on?
22:48:49 <N2H4> Size? caliber? rate of fire?
22:50:00 <MincedSushi> :I
22:50:13 <MincedSushi> That's easier than California
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23:03:22 <Mort-> Oh dear
23:03:55 <MekkisScreen> the form's called a B709
23:03:55 <Mort-> No game as gm had to ot. Oh well i guess i get an early night tonight
23:04:15 <Mort-> Ot=over time
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23:08:30 <N2H4> In four states you can buy and carry a pistol concealed without any particular paperwork.
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23:32:57 <MekkisScreen> but to get on the news you need to kill at least 4 people?
23:33:51 <N2H4> I was estimating.
23:34:13 <N2H4> Mr Owl, how many murders does it take to get on prime time TV?
23:36:13 <MincedSushi> lol
23:39:21 <IvD> That depends entirely on who you murder.
23:39:32 <N2H4> Thats about what I said.
23:54:40 <Mekkis> well
23:54:50 <Mekkis> looks like I am to prepare Cult of Ebon Destroyers
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