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00:01:57 <Avatar> not weird
00:02:06 <Avatar> I played tf2 with someone from work
00:02:09 <Avatar> where my name was Avatar
00:52:46 <mortswishytail> Hydrazine?
00:52:54 <mortswishytail> Aka niazine?
00:53:07 <mortswishytail> Wtf lol
01:08:51 <mortswishytail> Oh shit
01:09:01 <mortswishytail> How many of you are goody two shoes
01:09:02 <Avatar> what's going on mort
01:09:34 <mortswishytail> Just wondering about imp familiars
01:10:20 <mortswishytail> Khaz might need to give paladins and clerics a wide berth :(
01:10:55 <mortswishytail> Though what you did to bairaq with snickers was totally priceless
04:57:31 <Hydrazine_> Howdy Steveb
04:57:36 <Hydrazine_> Steven too.
05:31:51 <Steven> hey hydra
05:48:38 <Hydrazine_> the big bad wolf.
05:49:17 <Hydrazine> How you doing man?
05:53:27 <Steven> think bout goin back to bed
05:53:35 <Steven> sleep is good you know
05:54:09 <Hydrazine> I want a girl who gets up early. I want a girl who stays up late. I want a girl who's.. damn tired.
06:04:00 <Steven> I want a girl thats not at work right now
06:05:43 <Steven> cause that would be super awesome
06:06:25 <Steven> its much easier to sleep with her when shes in the bed next to me
06:07:08 <Steven> not so much when shes at work
06:12:07 <Hydrazine> Does she feel the same?
06:12:29 <Hydrazine> Tashes seems to think its easier to sleep when I'm not kneeing her in the back. Not sure where she gets this from.
06:12:50 <Steven> im talkin about other kind of sleeping with her
06:12:56 <Steven> OH YEAH!
06:13:18 <Hydrazine> ..I think my statement still sort of applies.
06:13:22 <Hydrazine> But I see.
06:13:26 <Steven> lol
06:13:36 <Steven> and no, shes the one usually kneeing me in the back
06:13:49 <Steven> or having a nightmare and punchingme
06:13:57 <Steven> yeah that was a fun night
06:14:05 <Steven> she had some dream about a garbage can trying to eat her
06:14:13 <Steven> and she was fighting it off
06:14:25 <Hydrazine> lol.
06:14:35 <Steven> i nudged her awake and she connected with like 3 good ones before she realized i wasnt a garbage can
06:14:43 <Hydrazine> Hah!
06:14:51 <Steven> she doesnt hit very hard, but fuck she hits fast
06:14:57 <Hydrazine> Funnies sleeping stuff story I remember..
06:15:04 <Steven> thats why i THINK it was 3 hits
06:15:40 <Hydrazine> I was in training in the service. And its kind of intense. One of our guys was married. Middle of the night he starts yelling at his wife for not knowing shit about reactivity. Completely asleep.
06:15:53 <Hydrazine> Poor thing had to go sleep on the couch, she was so confused.
06:16:02 <Steven> lol
06:16:54 <Hydrazine> We had a few guys in basic who would respond to marching calls in their sleep.
06:17:07 <Steven> thats okay
06:17:14 <Steven> once sam was dreaming
06:17:23 <Steven> woke me up to tell me she was pregnant
06:17:36 <Hydrazine> Until you call attention and they're in the bottom of a bunkbed. Then its mean, and still funny.
06:17:48 <Steven> still asleep
06:17:53 <Hydrazine> uh oh.
06:18:05 <Steven> sleep that night
06:18:08 <Steven> a total wash
06:19:10 <Steven> afterwards... halarious
06:19:16 <Steven> at the time, soooooooo not cool
06:19:26 <Hydrazine> lol.
06:20:55 <Hydrazine> Wanna finish QFP.
06:21:20 <Avatar> only two more days
06:22:57 <Steven> wish i could play the last part again
06:23:00 <Steven> its fun
06:23:05 <Hydrazine> I'd be completely lost if the schedule didn't convert times.
06:23:21 <Avatar> how come you haven't accepted
06:23:34 <Hydrazine> Derping
06:23:44 <Avatar> what
06:25:07 <Steven> alright, im goin to take me a nap
06:25:54 <Hydrazine> later man.
06:27:32 <Hydrazine> So we may one day get to a point where people swipe fingers across touchscreens to read a book, without understanding where that command came from.
07:51:22 <Hydrazine> So.
07:51:25 <Ballig> So.
07:52:14 <Hydrazine> Hey, whats up?
07:52:31 <Ballig> ready for work, programming while I wait another 50 minutes to leave
07:53:06 <Hydrazine> I hear some nerds programmed a computer to find Waldo.
07:54:37 <Ballig> sounds like a boring project
07:54:37 <Ballig> :p
07:56:51 <Hydrazine> What're you programming?
07:57:03 <Hydrazine> !roll 1d12+1d6+1d10
07:57:03 <dicebot> Hydrazine, 1d12+1d6+1d10: [1d12=5; 1d6=6; 1d10=2] 13
07:57:13 <Ballig> playing around with a web-based game
07:58:14 <Hydrazine> Other web based games?
07:58:17 <Hydrazine> Are you cheating on us?
07:58:25 <Ballig> I'm playing around with creating one :p
07:59:26 <Hydrazine> I see.
11:52:48 * Mort- sneezes
11:57:06 <Hydrazine> Yo.
11:59:03 <mortswishytail> How do you calculate a monsters bonus to attack
12:00:22 <mortswishytail> Imp is cr2 and +8
12:00:41 <mortswishytail> +3 comes from weapon finesse
12:00:49 <mortswishytail> Where does the rest come from
12:05:18 <Hydrazine> size?
12:05:20 <Hydrazine> its tiny right?
12:06:44 <mortswishytail> Yes
12:06:49 <mortswishytail> So +1
12:06:50 <mortswishytail> ?
12:06:55 <mortswishytail> Or +2?
12:16:46 <mortswishytail> 5 from tiny and weapon finesse
12:16:59 <mortswishytail> Oh ho!
12:17:52 <mortswishytail> That's silly. So socks would hit more often then mort would?
12:17:52 * mortswishytail facepalms
12:19:35 <Hydrazine> for what kind of damage though?
12:19:39 <Hydrazine> Hm.
12:19:48 <mortswishytail> Its quite stupid
12:19:49 <Hydrazine> Consider using that trick then, familiars delivering touch spells
12:19:52 <mortswishytail> Grapple
12:19:55 <mortswishytail> Lol
12:20:14 <mortswishytail> I can't fking believe I'm using a familiar to grapple?
12:20:21 * mortswishytail facepalms
12:20:35 <Hydrazine> don't.
12:20:41 <Hydrazine> Not if its tiny.
12:21:14 <mortswishytail> Its small.
12:21:14 <mortswishytail> Socks is small atm
12:21:15 <mortswishytail> She will get tiny once mort hits 7
12:21:34 <Hydrazine> shrinking familiars?
12:21:55 <mortswishytail> Changing for faerie dragon
12:21:56 <mortswishytail> From my standard weasel
12:22:36 <mortswishytail> But faerie dragons. Going to make her play with my wand. No more melee!
12:22:39 <Hydrazine> So use it for touch spells.
12:23:05 <mortswishytail> No!
12:23:09 <mortswishytail> She's furry!
12:23:13 <mortswishytail> Lol
12:23:20 <mortswishytail> Summons monster and party healing
12:23:40 <mortswishytail> Maybe whatever buff you would want
12:23:57 <Hydrazine> give it fly by attack and make it divebomb shocking grapss
12:25:27 <mortswishytail> Familiars do not get feats :p
12:26:00 <mortswishytail> Besides flyby doesnt protect you from aoos as you move in and out of enemy squares though
12:26:47 <mortswishytail> Greater invisibility does though
12:27:31 <Hydrazine> Um.
12:27:35 <Hydrazine> actually I think it does.
12:27:40 <Hydrazine> For that particular enemy atleast.
12:29:06 <mortswishytail> Rideby and flyby are slightly different
12:29:24 <mortswishytail> But its funny to rain shocking grasps
12:40:59 <Hydrazine> How are rideby and flyby different?
12:43:39 <Hydrazine> Oh, Mort. Big Jerus trips notably better than normal sized.
12:53:37 <mortswishytail> www.d20pfsrd.com/feats/monster-feats/flyby-attack
12:53:54 <mortswishytail> No where it said anything about aoo
12:54:08 <mortswishytail> Just lets you move attack and move
12:55:07 <mortswishytail> www.d20pfsrd.com/feats/combat-feats/ride-by-attack-combat---final
12:55:25 <mortswishytail> You and your mount do not provoke an attack of opportunity
12:55:34 <mortswishytail> When you go and party.
12:57:59 <Hydrazine> I see.
12:58:23 <mortswishytail> So please make sure you have a 10 ft reach before you try to flyby
12:58:29 <mortswishytail> :d
12:59:13 <mortswishytail> Basically i can't use my familiar to hit anything
12:59:29 <mortswishytail> Will break invisibility :(
13:00:40 <Hydrazine> So useful
13:01:09 <mortswishytail> Well not socks greater invisibility
13:01:25 <mortswishytail> Look at her breath weapon by the way
13:01:35 <mortswishytail> Its awesome :p
13:02:49 Topic for #d&d is: PFS: Sat 1pm (Avatar, new game) / Sun 1pm (Ballig, new game) | CoTE: TBA | ED: TBA || All times are AEDT (UTC+11:00) | D&D and Pathfinder Online http://www.pfrpg.com.au
13:02:49 Topic for #d&d set by Avatar at Tue Mar 27 16:43:51 2012
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17:00:39 <Steven> oh man...
17:00:43 <Steven> tonight
17:00:49 <Steven> me and bobby got in a big arguement
17:01:27 <Ballig> about who is going to be the big spoon?
17:01:53 <Steven> god i wish, cause i am totally the big spoon
17:02:13 <mortswishytail> Is avatar running something this sat?
17:02:36 <mortswishytail> Because i thought bru was running sniper in the deep on April fools day
17:02:40 <Steven> It was all about a five foot step, drag maneuver, and dragging someone 30ft
17:04:08 <Steven> one of the NPCs(wizard) was prone
17:04:32 <Ballig> Brunius is not running sniper in the deep on april 1
17:04:45 <mortswishytail> What? :
17:04:45 <Steven> his buddy five foot stepped, performed a drag combat maneuver, and then drug him 30 feet
17:04:50 <Ballig> he never was
17:04:52 <mortswishytail> :(
17:05:05 <mortswishytail> We talked about it for weeks :(
17:05:08 <Ballig> Avatar is running the third part of quest for perfection on Saturday
17:05:24 <mortswishytail> Yeah mort will be there
17:05:29 <Steven> i said its not possible because you trade your movement for the ability to move 5 feet without provoking
17:05:31 <mortswishytail> No!
17:05:44 <mortswishytail> He is holding my spell book!
17:05:46 <Ballig> you can't move any further if you take 5 foot step
17:05:52 <mortswishytail> I want my phat spells!
17:05:53 <Steven> anyways, brb, i gotta stir my dinner
17:05:55 <Ballig> you can only perform move-equivalent actions
17:06:32 <mortswishytail> My spells ballig :(
17:06:37 <Ballig> knock it off
17:06:39 <mortswishytail> My spells :(
17:06:56 * mortswishytail gives an anguished wail
17:07:00 <Ballig> what did I just say mort
17:07:06 <mortswishytail> :(
17:07:23 <Steven> yeah thats what i was arguing about
17:07:36 <Steven> and he was like Rule Zero, Rule Zero
17:07:51 <Ballig> were you GMing?
17:07:55 * mortswishytail watches her spell book go away and sighs
17:08:00 <Steven> and i was like fuck your rule zero, im tired of you playing fast and loose with the rules
17:08:45 <Steven> nope, but its the third week now he is dickin around and making things happen that dont happen according to the rules
17:09:02 <Ballig> is this the same guy who ran city of strangers?
17:09:07 <Steven> yeah same guy
17:09:13 <Ballig> yeah, he is definitely an adversarial GM
17:09:16 <Ballig> it's you vs. him
17:09:18 <Steven> i was cranky at the time
17:09:23 <Ballig> and he has the upper hand because he can make up rules and fudge rolls
17:09:30 <Steven> so i was not taking it tonight
17:09:40 <Steven> expecially not after his rolling not 5
17:09:44 <Steven> not 6
17:09:46 <Steven> or 7
17:09:53 <Steven> or even 8 or 9
17:09:57 <Ballig> instead of saying to himself "These guys are fighting well, they deserve to win if it's within the scope of the rules" he's trying to come up with any way to avoid you beating "him"
17:09:59 <Steven> Natural 20s...
17:10:05 <Steven> but TEN natural 20s tonight
17:10:14 <Ballig> do you see the rolls, were they legitimate
17:10:21 <Steven> no, he refuses to show
17:10:27 <Ballig> yeah he's fudging them
17:10:27 <Steven> because he rolls, behind the screen
17:10:34 <Ballig> because it makes him feel awesome to "beat" you
17:10:36 <Steven> and then picks them up
17:10:46 <Steven> yeah, i didnt want to play with him tonight
17:10:53 <Ballig> I bet you he's a powergamer when he plays
17:10:54 <Steven> but we had like 5 new people show up tonight
17:11:09 <Steven> so the lower teir tables were full
17:11:30 <Steven> with level 1 charactes
17:11:51 <Steven> so i couldnt play down without making the high teir table play with 3 people
17:12:09 <Steven> but i flat told the head GM im not willing to play with bobby as DM anymore
17:12:18 <Steven> right infront of bobby
17:12:36 <Steven> so hopefully i wont ever have to play with him again
17:12:51 <Steven> which will make me oh so happy
17:12:55 <Steven> brb gotta stir again
17:13:08 <mortswishytail> Why am i having to catch myz again? :(
17:13:26 <Ballig> don't even start mort
17:14:21 <mortswishytail> What's gotten up with you :(
17:16:13 <Ballig> because the decision has been made and I don't appreciate Mekkis trying to manipulate me through you
17:16:47 <mortswishytail> Dude.
17:17:00 <mortswishytail> I'm saying this of my own free will
17:17:02 <mortswishytail> :d
17:17:13 <Ballig> doesn't make it any less manipulative
17:17:16 <Ballig> now knock it the fuck off
17:17:16 <mortswishytail> Hey he is holding to my spell book ^^
17:17:25 <mortswishytail> I have a vested interest
17:17:28 <Ballig> mort
17:17:31 <Ballig> last warning
17:17:55 * mortswishytail thinks ballig is scawy and disappears
17:21:56 <Steven> !throw 1d20+17 Spellcraft Check
17:21:56 <diebot> Steven, Spellcraft Check: [1d20=12] 29
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17:23:54 <Steven> mac and cheese
17:23:55 <Brunius> Mmm
17:23:58 <Brunius> These cookies are good
17:24:02 <Steven> woot woot
17:24:32 * mortswishytail is scawed of the ballig and refuses to appear
17:24:47 * Brunius throws Ballig a cookie
17:25:37 <Steven> !throw 1d20+3 Dex Check to catch the cookie
17:25:38 <diebot> Steven, Dex Check to catch the cookie: [1d20=13] 16
17:26:49 <Brunius> Uhhhm, getting back to the subject of sniper in the deep.
17:26:57 <Brunius> When is open for me to DM it?
17:27:39 <Ballig> Avatar scheduled it like a week ago
17:27:55 <Ballig> he scheduled it for April 14
17:28:09 <Ballig> four people have accepted the invitation
17:28:56 <MekkisScreen> Ballig: I'm not trying to maniuplate you.
17:31:12 <MekkisScreen> I think you're trying to manipulate us
17:31:45 <Ballig> yes, because I am the one who wants to play sniper in the deep before the convention - for my own personal convenience - and am trying everything to get it scheduled by then
17:31:57 <Ballig> including telling mort that she won't get to copy spells from your high level wizard character unless the game is run on april 1
17:32:03 <Ballig> it's manipulative, it's low, and I'm not putting up with it
17:32:20 <MekkisScreen> what?
17:32:37 <Steven> Chili Mac...
17:32:49 <MekkisScreen> Ballig: could we discuss this privately?
17:32:53 <Steven> so awesome
17:32:58 <Ballig> there is nothing to discuss
17:37:15 <MekkisScreen> the decision has been made by you. I'm not sure who else is in agreement
17:46:40 <Brunius> Ah shit
17:46:44 <Brunius> Forgot my methods book
17:46:57 <Brunius> There goes any chance of a half-decent score on the test
17:47:11 <Steven> for whaat class?
17:47:50 <Brunius> methods
17:47:54 <Brunius> Maths Methods
17:48:09 <Steven> i cant find anything on the forums for the 5foot step/drag thing bobby did today. I want an official ruling
17:48:50 <Brunius> 5ft step/drag thing?
17:48:59 <mortswishytail> Find moving after a 5 ft step
17:49:22 <mortswishytail> If you can't do it. It means there would be no way to get 30 ft away
17:52:27 <Steven> jeeze found a forum thread about 5 foot steps... 109 posts
18:03:00 <Brunius> The messageboards can be like that
18:07:17 <Steven> i just created my own post
18:07:44 <Steven> http://paizo.com/forums/dmtz5hbm?5Foot-Step-Drag-Combat-Maneuver-Interaction#1
18:09:02 <Brunius> What's the problem with it?
18:09:46 <Brunius> That looks legal to me
18:09:54 <Brunius> I think you'd be taking AoOs though
18:10:44 <Ballig> that's the issue
18:10:48 <Ballig> he took a 5 foot step specifically to avoid the AOO
18:10:52 <Ballig> and then dragged
18:10:59 <Ballig> but you can't drag after a 5 foot step, because it requires movement
18:11:03 <Ballig> so he'd have to take the AOO
18:11:49 <Brunius> Drag is a standard action.
18:11:55 <Ballig> it still requires movement
18:11:57 <Brunius> To my mind, that means he's taking AoOs for it.
18:12:08 <Brunius> But not for the 5ft step
18:12:10 <Ballig> imagine he was dragging from a non-threatened area
18:12:19 <Ballig> yeah, but you can't 5 foot step to avoid AOO and then use another action that requires movement
18:12:23 <Ballig> because you can't move in the same round as taking a 5 foot step
18:12:50 <Brunius> Hmm
18:13:18 <Brunius> Steven: You've posted there twice, btw
18:13:28 <mortswishytail> Lag cites
18:13:31 <mortswishytail> Bites
18:16:58 <Steven> fixed the double post
18:17:57 <Steven> yeah, tonight i was cranky
18:18:29 <Steven> migraine in the morning and then sam got on my ass about some crap
18:18:42 <Steven> speaking of which she should be home soon
18:19:03 <Brunius> mortswishytail: Want some cookies next time I bake some?
18:21:49 <Steven> surprised she didnt jump on you like a whore on some meth
18:21:56 <Steven> you know...
18:22:00 <Steven> with vigor
18:22:39 <mortswishytail> No
18:22:44 <Brunius> ?
18:22:47 <mortswishytail> I'm a scared mur
18:22:57 <mortswishytail> Don't feel like cookies today
18:22:58 <Steven> okay, sam is back, she will want to talk about her day, ill see you guys in a bit
18:22:59 <Ballig> she's childishly sulking
18:23:07 <Brunius> I'm not going to bake them today of course.
18:26:38 <mortswishytail> Maybe tomorrow!
18:27:48 <MekkisScreen> ☭
18:28:13 <Brunius> Interesting.
18:29:15 <Brunius> In soviet russia, cookies bake YOU
18:31:40 <Steven> in Soviet Russia jokes tell you.
18:33:18 <mortswishytail> I don't want to be baked
18:35:11 <MekkisScreen> I should register XN--U4H.com
18:39:03 <Brunius> Why did I traces my veins in english today
18:40:09 <Steven> im guessing boredom
18:41:27 <Brunius> Could be right.
18:44:03 <Ballig> you traced it with a white pen so that you could shoot up in a bathroom with UV lighting
18:44:22 <Brunius> I could what?
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18:45:03 <Ballig> some bathrooms have purple lights so that you can't see your veins, which can help prevent junkies from shooting heroin into their arms
18:45:20 <Ballig> but white glows under the light, so junkies just trace their veins with something white
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18:45:26 <Steven> yup
18:46:10 <Steven> junkies are very ingenius when it comes to gettin their fix
18:46:19 <Ballig> yeah :p
18:46:21 <Brunius> ...
18:46:33 <Ballig> it's funny, if they hadn't become junkies they would probably have been successful
18:46:46 <Steven> probably not
18:47:02 <Steven> after all, they were dumb enough to start doing hard drugs
18:47:58 <Ballig> everyone is dumb in some way, especially when they're young
18:48:38 <Steven> i believe that to be true good sir
18:49:13 <Steven> its crazy... sam is taking a shower, and when she gets done showering we are going to go to bed
18:49:23 <Steven> its not even 5am
18:49:55 <Ballig> crazy :O
18:50:52 <Steven> i know
18:51:08 <Steven> im not going to be brain dead as i crawl into bed
18:51:18 <Steven> which means i have a shot at some restful sleep
18:51:33 <Steven> and who knows... i may be getting lucky
18:51:52 <Steven> perhaps im getting some early make sex
18:51:53 <Ballig> more likely you'll be restless, and not be able to sleep
18:51:56 <Ballig> because your brain wont' switch off
18:51:58 <Steven> usually i gotta wait a day or two
18:52:32 <Steven> perhaps one of her co-workers were like, no sam, steve wasnt being a complete asshole and had a valid point
18:52:46 <Ballig> haha
18:52:46 <Steven> i mean... its possible right
18:52:51 <Ballig> did you have a fight
18:53:04 <Steven> i prefer the term heated discussion
18:53:17 <Ballig> ha
18:53:19 <Steven> because we didnt yell at each other but she did get upset
18:53:26 <Steven> and left in a huff
18:53:38 <Ballig> what was it about
18:53:45 <Steven> whats it always about?
18:53:45 <Ballig> did you forget to put the garbage out
18:53:51 <Ballig> money and penis size
18:54:15 <Steven> sir if you are having enough arguements about penis size that, thats what your arguements are always about
18:54:37 <Ballig> yeah, she's always "oh, can you warn me first? it just hurts SO MUCH"
18:54:37 <Steven> i either feel sorry for you, or sorry for your partner
18:54:59 <Steven> either way its an avenue of discussion im unwilling to engage in
18:55:07 <Steven> it started about money
18:55:16 <Steven> because she lost 20 bucks
18:55:28 <Ballig> maybe she went to a stripclub on the way home
18:55:43 <Steven> and i was like, why dont you just keep money in your wallet instead of in your coat pockets so you stop losing it
18:55:51 <Steven> and she took that as me calling her dumb
18:55:57 <Ballig> were you calling her dumb
18:56:07 <Steven> and irresponsible with money
18:56:17 <Steven> fuck no
18:56:28 <Ballig> are you calling her irresponsible with money
18:56:28 <Steven> i know better then that shit
18:56:47 <Steven> dude you know women dont use logic or reason in fights
18:56:55 <Ballig> I think she was a bit irresponsible
18:57:06 <Ballig> you kind of have to be to lose something
18:57:29 <Steven> i wouldn't have said anything if this was the first time shes done this
18:57:43 <Steven> but this is the second time shes put money in her coat pockets and then cant find it later
18:57:50 <Steven> because either somebody stole it or it fell out
18:58:22 <Steven> and i wasnt even bein a dick
18:58:28 <Steven> i said exactly this
18:59:11 <Steven> "Well babe, you should start keeping the money in your wallet so you stop losing it. It's not like this is the first time this has happened to you."
18:59:15 <Ballig> did you throw some garbage at her while you were saying it
18:59:24 <Steven> yeah... a whole can of it
18:59:33 <Ballig> that might upset her
18:59:48 <Steven> damn it! why didnt my father teach me that! ol
18:59:49 <Steven> lol
19:00:14 <Steven> i swear, she uses up every last bit of hot water when she takes a shower
19:00:18 <Steven> she still isnt done
19:00:19 <Ballig> "Son, there's something I have to tell you... women don't like you throwing fish bones and apple cores at them. I know, I know - it's /strange/. Women just aren't logical. But never do that in a fight."
19:01:07 <Steven> anyways, yeah. it started off about money and then moved into her saying i implied she was dumb and irresponsible
19:01:47 <Steven> she left in a huff and when she got home its like nothing ever happened
19:01:48 <Ballig> I would say "silly", not dumb
19:01:54 <Ballig> maybe irresponsible but it'd be hard to admit it without it sounding bad
19:02:25 <Steven> and then she informed me she wanted to go to bed after her shower
19:02:32 <Steven> so....
19:02:34 <Steven> i dunno
19:02:39 <Steven> maybe gettin some make up sex
19:03:51 <Ballig> video it
19:03:54 <Steven> which would throw this night firmly back into the good category
19:04:01 <Ballig> so you can sell it and make back the $20 she lost
19:04:18 <Steven> yeah... but how much does testicular reconstruction cost?
19:04:35 <Ballig> a few grand at least, means you have to make at least a few grand + $20
19:04:37 <Steven> i dunno if i could turn a profit on the video once i factor that in
19:04:55 <Steven> brb
19:05:14 <Steven> she came and snuggled up against me
19:05:23 <Steven> she says she wants to watch a little futurama
19:05:45 <Ballig> ha
19:06:20 <Ballig> watch the episode where Fry gets the parasites that make him really smart, because it will be romantic and she will want sexytime after
19:06:48 <Steven> she says no, she hates that episode it makes her sad
19:06:53 <Ballig> ha
19:07:08 <Ballig> what about the one where time keeps skipping forward?
19:07:10 <Ballig> that one is romantic too
19:07:22 <Steven> i dunno about that one
19:07:35 <Ballig> it has the harlem globetrotters
19:08:13 <Steven> im not all that familiar w/ futurama i dont usually watch it
19:14:13 <Ballig> you s hould study it
19:19:48 ChanOP gives channel operator status to Avatar
19:20:03 Avatar has changed the topic to: PFS: Sat 1pm (Avatar, new game) | CoTE: Sun 1pm | ED: TBA || All times are AEDT (UTC+11:00) | D&D and Pathfinder Online http://www.pfrpg.com.au
21:35:35 <Brunius> Females are wierd.
21:58:21 <Brunius> Night
22:08:27 <User6708> F`UCK YOU !!!!!! F`UCK YOU !!!!!! F`UCK YOU !!!!!! F`UCK YOU !!!!!! F`UCK YOU !!!!!! F`UCK YOU !!!!!! F`UCK YOU !!!!!! F`UCK YOU !!!!!! F`UCK YOU !!!!!! F`UCK YOU !!!!!! F`UCK YOU !!!!!! F`UCK YOU !!!!!! F`UCK YOU !!!!!! F`UCK YOU !!!!!! F`UCK YOU !!!!!! F`UCK YOU !!!!!! F`UCK YOU !!!!!! F`UCK YOU !!!!!! F`UCK YOU !!!!!! F`UCK YOU !!!!!!
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22:12:00 <Avatar> `ban *!217.118.6B9A4B.AF911A
22:16:11 <Ballig> that ban is malformed
22:16:33 <Ballig> `ban *!*@217.118.6B9A4B.AF911A
22:16:44 <Ballig> `unban *!217.118.6B9A4B.AF911A
22:23:40 <Avatar> woops
22:23:46 <Avatar> I'm out of practise :(
22:33:58 <tristen> user6708 - what a charming man
22:34:02 <Ballig> ha
22:35:55 <tristen> the question is
22:36:15 <tristen> why wouldn't you automatically ban someone with a name like "loverdude"???
22:36:25 <Ballig> maybe we did!
22:36:27 <Ballig> maybe we did
22:36:30 <tristen> it should be in systems all over the world
22:36:38 <Ballig> but that would actually ban people with the name "gloverdude"
22:36:40 <tristen> if (username == "loverdude")
22:36:41 <tristen> BAN
22:37:05 <Ballig> or ploverdude
22:37:08 <Ballig> maybe he has a love for plovers
22:37:13 <tristen> lol i'd say they should be banned too (just from the wierdo factor)
22:37:51 <tristen> it's like "hello, my name is john, but online they call me loverdude"
22:38:05 <Ballig> you're different, you use your own name
22:38:14 <Avatar> he just wants to love
22:38:28 <Ballig> Avatar: did you ever tell workmates that you use the name Avatar online
22:38:42 <tristen> i use my own name because i didn't know how to change nicks and it was too late to hide it from anyone once i joined
22:39:00 <tristen> nubus maximus
22:39:28 <Ballig> ha
22:39:30 <tristen> don't tell anyone or they might point at me and laugh
22:39:52 <tristen> my brother is just getting dsl up and running
22:40:03 <Ballig> is he going to play with us
22:40:05 <tristen> he's running vista on a 2gb box :|
22:40:25 <tristen> he may, but i dunno
22:40:44 <tristen> if it isn't pornography or minecraft i'm not sure he'll be into it
22:41:27 <tristen> he likes the idea of dnd though...
22:41:40 <tristen> so maybe
22:41:47 <Ballig> what if we added some pornographic campaigns
22:42:32 <tristen> hmmm maybe that cheliax one
22:43:25 <tristen> (not exactly pornographic)
22:43:36 <Ballig> we could make it pormographic
22:43:39 <Ballig> m/n
22:45:01 <tristen> yeah but then i wouldn't play - i prefer my pornography delivered to me via software, not via other geeks
22:48:59 <tristen> but don't let me spoil the fun!
23:16:42 <Avatar> Ballig: don't think os
23:16:44 <Avatar> why
23:17:00 <Ballig> don't think so what
23:17:59 <Avatar> don't think I told workmates about my nick
23:18:08 <Avatar> I don't hide it though
23:18:14 Topic for #d&d is: PFS: Sat 1pm (Avatar, new game) | CoTE: Sun 1pm | ED: TBA || All times are AEDT (UTC+11:00) | D&D and Pathfinder Online http://www.pfrpg.com.au
23:18:14 Topic for #d&d set by Avatar at Thu Mar 29 19:14:06 2012
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23:18:23 <Ballig> but it would be weird, right
23:28:07 <mortswishytail> How do archtypes work exactly
23:28:25 tlotig ([email protected]) has joined #d&d
23:28:34 <tlotig> evening all
23:28:56 <Avatar> yo
23:28:59 <Avatar> what did I do with snickers
23:31:01 <tlotig> unsure sorry *grin*
23:31:12 <Avatar> to mort
23:31:28 <Avatar> don't worry I'm not testing you tlotig
23:33:52 <tlotig> heheh
23:34:03 <tlotig> how is your night going?
23:34:07 canine ([email protected]) has joined #d&d
23:34:26 <canine> hey all
23:34:40 <tlotig> hey
23:35:27 <canine> hi
23:35:30 <canine> I don't think we've met
23:35:37 <Avatar> canine
23:35:39 <Avatar> what's going on man
23:35:43 <mortswishytail> Oh Wu
23:35:44 <mortswishytail> You
23:35:46 <canine> hey avatar
23:35:48 <canine> not much
23:35:52 <mortswishytail> Your heal stick
23:35:53 <Avatar> you're killing us here
23:35:57 <mortswishytail> And infernal healing
23:36:04 <canine> not my fault
23:36:13 <Avatar> are you able to play yet
23:36:18 <canine> blame the kuwaitis and their horrible, horrible network sharing scheme
23:36:27 <Avatar> dumb kuwaitis!
23:36:45 <canine> unlikely
23:37:02 <canine> connection drops every half hour or so, and I don't have the bandwidth to use skype
23:37:33 <Avatar> okay
23:37:35 <canine> once a room opens up that I can take then I'll have better bandwidth
23:37:43 <canine> but thats a few months out I think
23:37:46 <Avatar> we saw you pop on the other day but you didn't say anything helpful so we weren't sure
23:37:59 <canine> oh, whats the current time for you
23:38:06 <Avatar> half past midnight
23:38:10 <Avatar> till the end of the week
23:38:14 <Avatar> then daylight savings ends
23:38:16 <Avatar> and it'll be, uh
23:38:23 <Avatar> half past 1am
23:38:27 <Avatar> I think
23:38:30 <Avatar> no, half past 11pm
23:38:36 <canine> k, that puts me 8 hours behind you now
23:38:43 <canine> and 7 after DST
23:39:36 <Avatar> yeah
23:39:42 <Avatar> the site has a scheduler now
23:39:48 <Avatar> so it tells you what times games are on in your own timezone
23:39:53 <Avatar> as long as you've set up your own timezone
23:40:10 <canine> ok
23:40:50 <Deceased> DST ends this Sunday