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37:20 <Hydrazine> So.
37:22 <Hydrazine> I think I won.
59:51 <Ballig> I think your face won
05:21 Topic for #d&d is: PFS: Fri 3pm (Avatar, new game) | Sat 11am (Mort, new game) | Sun 1pm (Avatar, new game) | CoTE: TBA || All times are AEDT (UTC+11:00) | D&D and Pathfinder Online http://dnd.ballig.net
05:21 Topic for #d&d set by Avatar at Wed Feb 29 19:00:31 2012
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58:17 <Hydrazine> howdy lemur.
59:22 <Mort> hi
59:23 <Mort> time to wake up
59:24 <Mort> :D
59:28 * Mort awakens and swishes her tailie
02:35 * Hydrazine attacks Mort in the face with a cookie.
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20:49 <Mort> ohh lol
20:54 * Mort eats the cookie s:D
27:57 * Mort is preparing Monsters for BTD2
28:08 * Mort finds monsters and slaps them with her stump to get them into shape
28:35 <Hydrazine> lol.
28:39 <Hydrazine> So when you running it?
28:45 <Mort> sat
29:06 <Mort> what about the monsters.
29:11 <Mort> Oh yes. I need to get another mort alley :P
29:14 <Mort> nah
29:19 <Mort> I dunno what tier they even are playing it
29:19 <Mort> at
29:28 <Mort> itd be more convnient f i knew
30:00 <Mort> u know hydar
30:02 <Mort> hydra
30:05 <Mort> we did btd2 on hard mode
30:12 <Mort> but the waves of monkeys didnt seem that bad...
30:25 <Hydrazine> we did?
30:28 <Mort> again I spent like half of those waves happily lying on the ground :P
30:33 <Hydrazine> They were really bad.
30:36 <Mort> aww :D
30:37 <Mort> really?
30:43 <Hydrazine> The monkeys were like.. 1 shot people, if they got to attack.
30:44 <Mort> I was lying on the ground..
30:48 <Hydrazine> But you did good work.
30:51 <Mort> :P
30:55 <Mort> I did what I had to do.
31:04 <Mort> why is it I never hear monky complains
31:08 <Mort> when you oneshot people
31:11 <Mort> you can do it too you know :D
31:14 <Mort> acutlaly youre realy one shot
31:25 <Hydrazine> Are you using words?
31:26 <Mort> acutally enlarge is a defensive thing too in a way
31:28 <Hydrazine> In sentences?
31:32 <Mort> Oh.
31:34 <Mort> I need to work on it
31:48 <Mort> becuase your range becomes p.h.e.n.o.m.e.n.a.l
31:48 <Hydrazine> Its just that I have no idea what you're actually trying to say.
31:52 <Hydrazine> yep.
32:01 <Mort> I said that why dont I ever hear the monkeys complain
32:03 <Mort> when you 1 shot them
32:34 * Mort looks at the list of things hydra has one-shotted, and decides its getting abit too long for lemur brain to process
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51:38 <Mort-> Hydra :p
51:42 <Mort-> Other channel
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25:55 <Mort-> Here we go again
33:32 * Mort- waves
35:51 <Mort-> IDENTIFY
36:08 Mort- is now known as mort-
23:00 <Hydrazine> yo
33:50 <Avatar> yo
55:24 <mort-> Hi hydrazine 
55:30 <mort-> Love talk in progress
55:54 * Tashes stretches
56:11 <Tashes> hey Avatar, can i have a job?
03:23 <mort-> No
03:27 <mort-> :d
05:52 <Tashes> :(
19:05 <Avatar> doing what
31:07 <Tashes> dont really care
39:34 <Tashes> lawl i got told i should look for a job as an escort
41:33 <Hydrazine> I think you might have a problem dealing with the assholes.
49:03 <Tashes> i think i might have a problem becuase i'm not in the magazine/modelling/record industry 
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16:45 <Avatar> Hydrazine: you can't bring a level 2 to first steps
16:51 <Avatar> Tashes: are you coming to first steps, you haven't accepted
19:14 <mort-> And sorry
19:19 <mort-> Had a long afk
20:45 <Tashes> i did!
21:04 <Tashes> your stupid website just doesnt like me
21:27 <Tashes> I DID IT AGAIN
21:37 <Tashes> i bet it still doestn think i'm going.
21:51 <Tashes> i might have to leave a little early tho
34:36 <Hydrazine> i see. thank you.
49:15 <mort-> Lol
49:29 <mort-> Now what.
50:42 <Avatar> you can't leave early
50:45 <Avatar> no exp for you
50:57 <Avatar> better that we organise to start early
51:19 <Avatar> don't accept an invite if you can't make the full session
52:45 <mort-> Oh oh
52:53 <mort-> I have a bad feeling about this
53:03 <mort-> Like not enough people :(
54:11 <Avatar> are you going
54:14 <Avatar> you didn't accept either
58:34 <mort-> I'm at work
03:11 <Avatar> don't you have the internet at work
04:29 <mort-> Sure
04:35 <mort-> And i get to afk too
08:54 <Avatar> what
09:02 <Avatar> nobody gets to afk during a game
09:07 <Avatar> what is going on
09:16 <mort-> That's why
09:26 <Avatar> that's why what
09:32 <mort-> I said i shouldn't be playing on friday
09:37 <Avatar> oh
09:42 <Avatar> yeah don't play if you're going to afk
09:42 <mort-> Because i may be here
09:45 <mort-> I may be not
09:56 <mort-> And i have no freaking clue
09:58 <Avatar> I'd rather we scheduled on a day when everyone is going to be Here
10:10 <mort-> Yeah...
10:10 <Avatar> than play when half the players are Here and half of them are half-afking
10:39 <mort-> Gr
14:12 <mort-> Oh yes
14:30 <mort-> Is anyone going to tell me who they are going to bring
14:34 <mort-> For btd2?
14:56 <mort-> Else its prepare all 3 tiers
15:05 <mort-> :p
20:12 <Avatar> chase up brunius and spaceshot
28:13 * mort- nibbles avatar
34:16 <MekkisScreen_> is someone running first steps?
34:48 <MekkisScreen_> hmmm
35:03 <Avatar> yeah, tomorrow
35:05 <MekkisScreen_> halfelf synthesist, small quadrupod, dex 1i
35:07 <MekkisScreen_> 18
35:17 <Avatar> no synthesists
36:04 <MekkisScreen_> +4 dex, +3 class +8 skilled +1 rank +3 skill focus +2 feat +1 trait
36:32 <MekkisScreen_> that's +21
36:42 <MekkisScreen_> guidance for +22
36:49 <Avatar> that's a big number
36:54 <MekkisScreen_> +2 masterwork tools
37:00 <MekkisScreen_> for +24
37:06 <Avatar> excellent show of how synthesists break things
37:08 <MekkisScreen_> so
37:21 <MekkisScreen_> what's in the Paracountess' box?
41:03 <Avatar> would have to raise the CR for you
42:52 <MekkisScreen_> why?
43:08 <MekkisScreen_> the CR's a fudge anyway
43:22 <MekkisScreen_> noone knows what CR actually means
43:53 <Avatar> because your character is munchkinning
44:33 <MekkisScreen_> what does that have to do with CR?
45:01 <MekkisScreen_> (regardless, it can't happen as described)
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45:42 <Avatar> you're not meant to know
48:48 <Avatar> Phly: did you come up with a name
49:21 <Phly> na
49:35 <Phly> u guys got any ideas?
49:46 <Phly> also how tall are dwarves avreagely?
50:12 <Avatar> I gave you a link to a name generator twice yesterday
50:20 <Phly> averagely
50:25 <Avatar> [21:47] <Avatar> this can help you pick out a name: http://rinkworks.com/namegen/
50:41 <Phly> yea sorry i just really thought i could come up one on my own
50:58 <Avatar> height and weight are in chapter 7 of the core rulebook, under vital statistics
51:05 <Phly> okay
51:49 <MekkisScreen_> anyway Avatar, why are you bringing CR into it?
53:32 <Avatar> because you're overpowered
54:29 <Phly> Okay my name shall be Ridali
56:23 <Avatar> check your pm
57:14 <MekkisScreen_> what does CR have to do with anything?
01:05 <Phly> if my class hp is 12 and my con is 16 how much hp would i have?
07:46 <Phly> can someone show me one of there char sheets so i can get more of an idea of what to do.
10:31 <Avatar> click on campaigns > pathfinder society
10:41 <Avatar> 16 is a +3 modifier
10:45 <Avatar> so 15hp
11:17 <Avatar> every level you can also give yourself 1 extra hp or 1 extra skill point too
11:24 <Avatar> that's called favoured class
11:27 <Phly> okay cool thanks
15:44 <Phly> whats the minimum size of the charcter sheet file because mine wont upload. It is a .txt file
16:01 <Avatar> text files will upload
16:04 <Avatar> there's no minimum
16:09 <Phly> mine wont
16:10 <Avatar> what does it say
16:25 <Phly> The file uploaded was of an incorrect type or too large. Please make sure your character sheet is in plain text (*.txt) format only.
16:43 <Avatar> email it to me, [email protected]
16:50 <Phly> k
20:20 <Phly> okay i fixed the problem with uploading it on the website it wouldnt upload since i forgot to exit word.
26:37 <Avatar> use notepad
26:41 <Avatar> it's a text file !
27:14 <Phly> yea been savin it as a txt file except i was typing in word
28:01 <Avatar> put in your ability mods and your skills
28:04 <Avatar> I thought you did that yesterday
28:33 <Phly> yea i wrote em down but just didnt do the number part
31:14 <Tashes> For the record, my 'i may have to leave early' for Friday is only if my ride arrives early.. i'm supposed to be picked up at 8:30
32:28 <Avatar> we should aim for a 2.30 start maybe
32:40 <Avatar> I put down 5 hours, but I should've put 6
33:01 <Avatar> 2 would be better even if you think they might be there earlier than 8.30
33:15 <Avatar> Hydrazine: are you about
33:19 <Tashes> 2 is fine. 
33:25 <Hydrazine> Kinda?
33:32 <Avatar> is an hour earlier cool?
33:57 <Hydrazine> I guess.
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37:22 <Phly> can i use a pre made on the weekend?
38:11 <Avatar> yeah
38:33 <Avatar> you can apply the credit you get from that first game onto your real character, after you play the first game
38:55 <Avatar> or you can just keep using that pregen as your real character if you want
39:12 <Avatar> are you getting sick of character creation
40:18 <Phly> it seems really fun but i just cant get my head around it yet maybe after ive thorughly read the rule books
41:41 <Tashes> Phly, i run a pregen still. 
41:43 <Phly> also i cant make it to the friday game since im still at school till 3:30
41:49 <Tashes> I got kinda attatched to her in the first game
42:12 <Tashes> oh yeah.. how far ahead of me is the timezone the game's in? 
42:14 * Tashes confused
43:03 <Phly> aedt?
43:28 <Avatar> the scheduler will show it in your own time if you've set up your timezone right
43:47 <Avatar> the topic's time is in AEDT
44:09 <Tashes> k
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46:11 <AndChat|> Oh
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46:13 <AndChat|> Dear
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46:28 <Phly> sorry i timed out.
46:44 <Mort-> Sorry i passed out after lunch
46:49 <Phly> lol
46:59 * Mort- is a sleepymur and curls up on phly
47:07 <Mort-> Got cookies?
47:25 <Phly> is there anyway i can join the friday game a little late?
48:02 <Mort-> Hm
48:05 <Phly> how do i do things in red writing?
48:10 <MekkisScreen_> Avatar: could I run City Of Sttrangers I on the 10th?
48:56 <Mort-> I want!
49:25 <Phly> would i be able to join it?
49:31 <MekkisScreen_> (and COS2 on the 24T#h)
49:40 <MekkisScreen_> probably
50:28 <Mort-> You can!
50:37 <Mort-> City of strangers!
50:39 <Mort-> I want!
50:49 * Mort- bounces on mekkis
51:07 <Phly> i want to do it aswell if i can.
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55:44 <Mort-> Ok phly
55:48 <yeagel> is there a game going on now?
55:49 <Mort-> Yeagel.
55:55 <yeagel> hello mort
55:56 <Mort-> Tomorrow
55:59 <Mort-> This time
56:02 <Mort-> There will be
56:10 <yeagel> hmm
56:12 <Mort-> Ill watch and lurk
56:19 <yeagel> likewise
56:23 <Phlyy> same
56:25 <yeagel> i'll be busy
56:27 <yeagel> :(
56:31 <Mort-> Don't lurk :p
56:38 <Mort-> I'm working dam
56:43 <yeagel> same
56:44 <Phlyy> i have school at that time
56:59 <Avatar> missing one session won't kill you
57:01 <Mort-> Say your dog is sick
57:02 <Avatar> it'll be run later 
57:12 <Mort-> I'm afraid not enough people to run
57:20 <Avatar> we already have 3
57:23 <Mort-> Damn tempted to play fs 3
57:23 <Avatar> so there's enough
57:25 <Mort-> Who?
57:29 <Mort-> On cell lol
57:34 <Avatar> hydrazine, tashes, jaggedsoul
57:38 <Mort-> I know the maps
57:40 <Mort-> Ah good
57:44 <Mort-> Then I'm safe
57:51 <Phlyy> is there any possibility we can run something today?
57:58 <Mort-> Though kendra would love to have an attitude problem
58:02 <Mort-> I can't run anything
58:06 <Mort-> Not at work
58:24 <Mort-> No spell book. No spontaneous casting
58:30 <Avatar> do you three want to play today?
58:49 <Phlyy> yea
59:03 <Tashes> i can't. Too much else on. 
59:15 <Phlyy> yeagel?
59:17 <Avatar> if we have 3 players I'll run something nowish
59:25 <Phlyy> nice
59:41 <Mort-> Hydrazine is probably lurkiog
59:45 <Mort-> I'm a ghost
59:47 <Mort-> So no
59:55 * Hydrazine is
59:57 * Mort- boos phly
59:59 <Phlyy> but i might need to take a 30 min break at 6pm for dinner
00:06 <Mort-> Need one more
00:08 <Avatar> breaks are fine
00:10 <Mort-> And can run lol
00:21 <Phlyy> * cries
01:04 <Mort-> Lol
01:08 <Mort-> Sorry
01:11 <Mort-> I'm at work
01:15 <Hydrazine> oh.
01:20 <Hydrazine> I'm lurking. but not playing.
01:30 <Mort-> Ah k
01:36 <Mort-> Lurker!
01:43 <Phlyy> well gonna go finish my chores and then brb so if we actually do a run i wont be busy
02:02 * Mort- throws chilli peppers at hydrazine
02:24 <Mort-> Btw. Get introduced to our general hydrazine
02:50 <Mort-> We used to be a bunch of puppies tripping over our own tails
03:03 <Hydrazine> I'm a general?
03:10 <Mort-> Now. We are halfway decent pathfinders!
03:12 <Mort-> Yeah!
03:29 <Mort-> Or what rank do you want
03:32 <Mort-> :p
03:53 <Mort-> Usually his idea of a good fight is to throw the halfling bait in front
03:55 <Hydrazine> huh.
04:02 <Mort-> Then poke from behind :d
04:10 <Mort-> Oh honored one ^^
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17:48 <Mort-> Hi trist
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20:17 <Phlyy> okay so have u guys decided if ur gonna run anything tonite
20:58 <Mort-> Probably not
21:02 <Mort-> Not enough people
21:26 <MekkisScreen_> so Avatar, are you fine with that?
21:37 <Avatar> fine with what
22:02 <Mort-> Cookies?
22:02 <MekkisScreen_> running City Of Strangers I and II on 10th and 24th of March
22:13 <MekkisScreen_> Me running that?
22:20 <Mort-> Ill play city of strangers 1 but not 2
22:26 <Mort-> 2 i already played
22:28 <Avatar> yeah I think so
22:43 <Avatar> plan for just your next session
22:50 <Mort-> I wonder what tier it will be run
22:58 <Mort-> Running btd2 on sat
23:14 <MekkisScreen_> If I'm running a two part session, I want to plan to run both parts
23:15 <Avatar> you shouldn't have more than one weekend day booked at any time
23:29 <Avatar> yeah that's fine, nobody else will run it
23:43 <Avatar> just hold off on the date for the second part
23:49 <Mort-> Mek can you enable private messages?
23:52 <MekkisScreen_> and I want to be able to run them at Auscon
24:03 <Avatar> when's auscon
24:18 <MekkisScreen_> may
24:27 <Avatar> heaps of time
24:49 <Avatar> what time on the 10th
32:02 <Avatar> ????
36:37 * Tashes congratulates Avatar  on hs use of punctuation, even if it is wildly incorrect
36:59 <Phlyy> how do u do actions?
37:20 <Mort-> ./me steals phlyys cookies
37:34 * Phlyy sad
37:40 <Avatar> it's correct
37:42 * Phlyy is sad
38:00 * Phlyy is eternally grateful
38:01 <Avatar> your use of punctuation is wildly incorrect
38:08 <Avatar> only one space between Avatar and on
39:18 <Hydrazine> hey Phlyy. Welcome aboard and stuff.
39:28 <Hydrazine> I'm Hydra. Pay no attention to Mort; shes crazy.
40:16 * Mort- steals hydras cookies
40:58 <Avatar> very crazy
41:34 <Phlyy> thanks hydra for the welcome and thank you for telling me that since i was starting to suspect that the rest of u were as crazy as mort
43:27 * Tashes growls at Hydrazine 
43:35 * Tashes reajusts her fur
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46:17 <Hydrazine> Ballig-eating bear!
46:55 <Ballig> what :(
47:00 <Ballig> just my face, let me remind you!
47:03 <Tashes> Oh! A ballig!
47:05 * Tashes pounces
47:07 <Phlyy> anyway im gonna go offline for awhile cya guys alittle bit later
47:13 <Ballig> and there's no evidence she ate it, only tore it off!
47:14 * Tashes grapples Ballig
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48:18 * Tashes tears is face off and throws it around 
49:06 <Ballig> not my face!
50:11 <Mort-> Rake. Tashes
50:15 <Mort-> Rake!
50:28 * Mort- cheers tashes on!
50:32 <Mort-> For my tail!
50:39 <Mort-> Or what's left of it
52:08 * Tashes tears ballig's face into strips and tries one on as a tail for Mort
52:28 <Ballig> ha
56:32 * Mort- hugs tashes and grows a new tail!
56:51 * Mort- quickly turns incorpreal
57:04 <Mort-> No cutting my tail again
57:04 <Ballig> my tail shears are ghost touch
59:25 <Hydrazine> I didn't know I was a general..
59:47 <Mort-> Lol
59:52 <Mort-> What would you like then
59:59 <Mort-> Major general? :p
00:00 <Hydrazine> Hm. I dunno.
00:18 <Hydrazine> Major Major Major Major.
00:23 <Hydrazine> Unless you haven't read Catch-22.
14:16 <Hydrazine> !throw 1d4
14:17 <diebot> Hydrazine, 1d4: [1d4=4] 4
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15:41 <Phly> Anything new?
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17:55 <Hydrazine> Um.
18:01 <Hydrazine> no?
25:02 <Tashes> !thorw 1d4
25:08 <Tashes> !throw 1d4
25:09 <diebot> Tashes, 1d4: [1d4=1] 1
25:11 <Tashes> :(
25:13 <Tashes> diebot hates me
27:08 <Hydrazine> !throw 1d4 for tashes
27:09 <diebot> Hydrazine, for tashes: [1d4=1] 1
27:12 <Hydrazine> yep.
27:50 * Tashes claws diebot's face off
35:47 Mort- is now known as khazaran
35:56 <khazaran> @sc2
35:57 <diebot> khazaran, slash: [1d20=1] 8; damage: [1d6=6] 11; concentration: [1d20=3] 16; slash: [1d20=19] 26; damage: [1d6=2] 7; acid splash damage: [1d3=2] 3
36:10 khazaran is now known as mort
36:29 mort is now known as mort-
36:38 <Hydrazine> what for?
36:57 <mort-> Felt like impressing die bot
37:29 <mort-> I wonder if i calculated it right though...
37:42 <Hydrazine> go on.
38:11 <Hydrazine> +7 attack?
38:13 <Hydrazine> really?
38:19 <mort-> Yeah that's why
38:37 <mort-> At level 1 i had +7 without spell combat though
38:51 <mort-> Hm
38:55 <mort-> +6?
39:17 <mort-> That's at 3
39:23 <Hydrazine> is khaz 3?
39:25 <mort-> Did i screw up somewhere?
39:26 <mort-> 2
39:33 <mort-> Its a so
39:37 <Hydrazine> i don't know all your mods.
40:12 <mort-> 4 str 1 masterwork 1 enhancement from magus pool
40:17 <mort-> At 1
40:25 <mort-> At 2 one bab
40:32 <mort-> At 3 one more bab
42:14 <Spaceshot> Brunius: what time should I plan to get at blackburn sunday?
42:19 <Spaceshot> trying to get a plan early
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42:29 <Hydrazine> sounds right then for 3.
42:45 <Hydrazine> i should get me a masterwork hammer. after some armor.
43:35 <mort-> Actually i think its +6 with spell combat on
43:41 <mort-> Not +7
43:44 <Hydrazine> isn't spell combat -2?
43:58 <mort-> Yeah
45:14 mort- is now known as khazaran
46:07 <Brunius_> You macro saver
46:10 <Brunius_> How could you!
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46:57 khazaran is now known as mort-
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49:50 <mort-> Hey phly
49:56 <Phly> hi
49:59 <mort-> Want to see some magic? :d
50:05 <Phly> yes plz
50:16 mort- is now known as khazaran
50:29 <khazaran> @sc2
50:30 <diebot> khazaran, slash: [1d20=14] 21; damage: [1d6=4] 9; concentration: [1d20=9] 22; slash: [1d20=3] 10; damage: [1d6=6] 11; acid splash damage: [1d3=2] 3
50:32 Phly is now known as magic
50:40 <magic> im not completly stupid
50:42 <Hydrazine> I think Phly wins.
50:49 khazaran is now known as mort-
50:58 magic is now known as Phly
50:58 <mort-> Lol
51:12 <Hydrazine> Whats funny is.
51:22 <Hydrazine> I think I still out damage Khaz, even with your big ass block of rolls.
51:41 <mort-> Dude. If someone goes invisible on you
51:46 <mort-> What you do? :d
51:57 <Phly> i have no idea
52:15 * mort- hums glitterdust glitterdust glitterdust
52:47 <Avatar> how do you hum glitterdust glitterdust
52:49 <Hydrazine> Wait for Khaz to fix it.
52:59 <Hydrazine> Ventriloquist.
53:02 <Phly> did u guys end up finding enough ppl to play something tonite?
53:08 <Ballig> I need to finalise the feat I'm taking on my third level cleric
53:11 <mort-> No
53:14 <Phly> :(
53:38 <Hydrazine> your cleric? Jax?
54:25 <Ballig> Artimus
54:28 <Ballig> Jax is a fighter/wizard
55:00 <Phly> which weekend game has a free spot for me?
55:27 <Hydrazine> i think theres one tomorrow?
55:48 <mort-> Lol
56:03 <Phly> yea i got invited but i cant make it since i dont finish school til3:15
56:05 <mort-> Sat i guess stowaways on the wagon are allowed
56:09 <Phly> till 3:15
56:18 <mort-> I have my brothers birthday party
56:19 <Hydrazine> lol.
56:22 <Hydrazine> it worked for me.
56:24 <mort-> So i need to run early
56:34 <Phly> lol can i come for the saturday run?
57:09 <mort-> If you are around when we start
57:11 <Avatar> did you get an invite
57:13 <mort-> Once we start at 11
57:16 <mort-> No
57:35 <mort-> I need run it early because i have my brothers birthday party later
58:09 <Avatar> sent you a couple more invites phly
58:18 <Phly> ty
58:26 <Ballig> did he have an email set in the system
59:29 * mort- wags her tail
00:20 <Avatar> don't know
00:24 <Avatar> he does now
00:53 <Phly> do i have to submit the char sheet for the pregen i am using?
01:24 <Avatar> the GM will need access to it
01:30 <Avatar> which race/class do you want
01:43 <Avatar> dwarf barbarian, or do you want to try something new
01:55 <Avatar> \different
02:21 <Phly> well i couldnt find a dwarf barb pregen on the website since there were only 4 pregens so i have decided to go with the male sorcerer
02:54 <Avatar> there are more pregens if you want a dwarf barbarian
03:03 <Avatar> Ballig: which should probably be added
03:18 <Phly> k could u plz find me one or tell me where to search.
03:38 <Avatar> would you prefer to play a barbarian or sorcerer for the pregen?
03:41 <Avatar> it's up to you
04:27 <Phly> i would prefer to play a barbarian
04:37 <Avatar> http://dl.dropbox.com/u/738618/PFS%20Pregens%20-%20PF%20RPG%20version.pdf
04:45 <Hydrazine> barbarians are fun!
04:49 <Hydrazine> rage, smash!
05:02 <Ballig> barbarians are pretty sexy at level 1
05:41 <Phly> should i put this in place of my other chars sheet
05:42 <Hydrazine> but you have so many sweet weapons to choose from..
10:54 <Avatar> up to you phly
11:31 <Avatar> it's a bit harder to reverse engineer a pregen sheet than it is to create your own
11:42 <Avatar> when you level up you need to know where everything comes from
12:50 <Phly> well atm i am re writing the pregen onto the charcter sheet template from the dnd.ballig site
13:56 <Avatar> yeah that's fine
16:29 <Phly> im having trouble re writing the pregen can i just copy and paste it even though it is in a different format then the actual sheet from the site
17:33 <Hydrazine> aslong as all the data's there and it makes sense, should work out.
17:45 <Hydrazine> but i'd say you should get used to the layout for when you make your own.
19:02 <Avatar> what's the trouble you're having
19:14 <Phly> its just im not sure where some numbers should go
19:21 <Avatar> which ones
19:33 <Avatar> this is what I meant with it's difficult to reverse engineer it
20:23 <Hydrazine> which? I'm looking at the sheet. I can help.
20:37 <Phly> im just having trouble with all these Xs on the normal char sheet. ill keep going and post it when im done and after that u can tell me what to do with the remaining Xs
21:46 <Hydrazine> xs in what? thats just holding space.
21:52 <Hydrazine> just ask, man.
21:57 <Hydrazine> for example, your size mod is 0.
22:43 <Phly> okay im going to post it up under the char ridali plz read over it and see what needs fixing
23:48 <Phly> okay its up can u plz read over it.
24:44 <Phly> i was a bit confused with equipment so i just left it on the default stuff
25:16 <Avatar> charisma 8 should have a mod of -1
25:27 <Avatar> or is that meant to be a charisma 6
25:52 <Phly> charisma 8 -1
26:05 <Phly> i must have made a mistake
26:47 <Avatar> you can delete the entire spells section if you're playing a barbarian
27:31 <Phly> okay
27:37 <Avatar> okay go down the sheet, start with saves
27:47 <Avatar> what does it have for fortitude/reflex/will on your pregen
29:11 <Phly> fort 5+ ref 2+ will 2+
29:30 <Phly> and in brackets after fort 5+ it says 7+ vs poison
29:41 <Avatar> okay, those are your totals
29:53 <Avatar> go to classes > barbarian in the rulebook
30:02 <Avatar> to the big table
30:16 <Phly> in the srd?
30:20 <Avatar> yeah
30:57 <Phly> okay im at the table
31:03 <Avatar> see the three saves
31:07 <Avatar> fort save, reflex save, will save
31:14 <Phly> yea
31:19 <Avatar> what's listed there is your base saves
31:26 <Avatar> same as your character sheet has
31:36 <Avatar> then you add the ability mod to each of those for each save
31:43 <Avatar> so for fort, it's +2(base) 
31:49 <Avatar> +?(con)
32:01 <Avatar> +3 for con
32:14 <Avatar> that's where the +5 comes from
32:23 <Phly> okay
32:31 <Avatar> if you're rolling a fortitude save vs poison, then you get a +2 bonus from somewhere, don't know where yet
32:38 <Phly> was wondering how that became +5
32:44 <Avatar> work out reflex and will save the same way on your sheet
33:14 <Avatar> that class table will become your best friend
34:03 <Phly> ref and will are +2 because they start with 0 and then my stats increase it by 2
34:11 <Hydrazine> yes.
34:29 <Hydrazine> So, whats base attack bonus for a level 1 barbarian, per srd?
34:43 <Phly> 1+
35:04 <Hydrazine> Right. So the formula is on the sheet, yes?
35:08 <Hydrazine> base+strength mod
35:32 <Phly> so i have 16 str so would my base attack be 4?
36:06 <Hydrazine> which matches the pregen.
36:08 <Hydrazine> so yes.
36:26 <Hydrazine> Also, since you're playing a barb, like the pregen, its good to have a separate section with your raged stats.
37:22 <Avatar> just put Str 16 +3 (20 +5 when raging)
37:39 <Avatar> something like that
38:00 <Brunius> What day is it tomorrow
38:02 <Brunius> friday
38:04 <Brunius> is that is
38:28 <Avatar> is that what?
38:34 <Brunius> the day
38:55 <Avatar> yeah tomorrow is friday
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40:37 <Mekkis> did I play Tide of Twilight?
42:03 <Avatar> what time do you want that game scheduled
42:08 Phly ([email protected]) has joined #d&d
42:15 <Mekkis> hmmm
42:16 <Brunius> Sup Phly
42:19 <Avatar> on the 10th
42:22 <Mekkis> 11am your time
42:29 Phly has quit (Quit: )
43:52 <Brunius> :(
44:00 Phly ([email protected]) has joined #d&d
44:28 <Phly> sorry my computer kept crashing
44:35 <Phly> but its fixed now
44:43 <Avatar> game scheduled
46:18 <Phly> okay my charcter sheet has een updated again.
48:17 <mort-> :d
48:20 <Hydrazine> so alot of this is to help you keep track of things that change.
48:45 <Hydrazine> like the base attack is +1, its the strength bonus that gets you to +4, but that goes in melee, not base.
48:56 <Avatar> the saves aren't there
48:59 <Hydrazine> base saves are +2, 0, 0
49:08 <Hydrazine> in order. you saw those already i think?
49:28 <Avatar> what did you update, nothing's changed
49:35 <Avatar> the charisma mod
52:50 <Phly> updated again with fixed saves and melle
55:20 <Hydrazine> so ranged works the same way. take the base, add the mod, dex this time, 0 for size.
55:22 <Hydrazine> and add it all up.
56:06 <Hydrazine> its all labeled.. put +3s next to all the (str) spots and so on.
56:49 <Avatar> the whole attacks section should be pretty easy for you now
56:51 <Avatar> you've got the idea
57:10 <Avatar> AC is the same, except you'll need to decide what type of armour and shield you want
57:17 <Phly> yea ranged is 3 atm
57:19 <Avatar> but the pregen should list that
57:39 <Avatar> go down to armour, fill that in, and then go back to the AC section
58:07 <Avatar> the weapons/armour on the template are just there to show you how it should look
58:16 <Avatar> you can delete what's there and enter in whatever you've got
59:22 <Phly> it says scale mail but it doesnt give the stats
59:42 <Hydrazine> right under AC
59:44 <Hydrazine> at the top
59:49 <Hydrazine> it says armor+5.
00:02 <Phly> okay so scale mail is equal to 5+ ac
00:06 <Hydrazine> yes.
00:20 <Hydrazine> under skills its got armor check penalty -4
00:44 <Avatar> yeah to get the full stats of the armour you'll need to go look at the rulebook later
00:51 <Avatar> for the AC section, everything's on the pregen
01:18 <Avatar> the greataxe is a two handed weapon, so no shield +0
01:50 <Phly> what do i write in the tab section?
02:02 <Hydrazine> +4.
02:07 <Hydrazine> Its just base and strength for now.
02:27 <Hydrazine> But they give you room for it because things like weapon focus and magic weapons and so on can change it for specific weapons.
03:32 <Phly> 1d6+4 = damage?
03:38 <Brunius> Yep
04:29 <Hydrazine> 1d6?
04:31 <Hydrazine> oh, ranged?
04:41 <Hydrazine> i know a greataxe ain't no 1d6..
04:44 <Phly> throwing axe or light hammer?
04:55 <Phly> for ranged
05:18 <Hydrazine> well. it looks like throwing axes hit harder.
05:24 <Hydrazine> but i'm not sure if the ranges are different.
05:25 <Avatar> TAB is total attack bonus
05:32 <Avatar> it's just what's in the melee/ranged bit
05:41 <Avatar> base + ability + whateverelseyouhave
05:52 <Avatar> that's what that attacks section is for
06:12 <Avatar> later you can expand on it when you get some complicated stuff happening, so you know exactly what to roll
06:15 <Phly> okay now what should i use for ranged throwing axe or light hammer
06:18 <Avatar> you can put rage in there if you like
06:32 <Avatar> whatever you like
06:33 <Hydrazine> I put power attack rolls in my attack section.
06:35 <Avatar> put both in the weapons section
06:42 <Hydrazine> Cause I do it alot and its worth keeping track of.
06:43 <Avatar> decide when you're playing
08:08 <Phly> okay updated wepons section shall be up in a sec
08:50 <Phly> okay its uploaded
09:03 <Hydrazine> Oh, so your HP is d12 class, +2 con, +1 favored class.
09:43 <Phly> i have 16 hp in total
09:45 <Hydrazine> type refers to what sort of damage the weapon does. it matters for some things. An axe is slashing.
09:58 <Hydrazine> oh. +3 con.
10:04 <Hydrazine> 12+3+1 = 16
10:12 <Phly> yep
10:19 <Hydrazine> I can math!
10:47 <Avatar> can't speak properly though
10:48 <Phly> this is actually really fun i thought it would be a hassle
10:55 <Hydrazine> Eh.
11:14 <Hydrazine> Its just filling in the boxes after you get all the creation sorted.
11:18 <Avatar> dam right !
11:44 <Hydrazine> So you should be able to fill in CMB/CMD on your own now. the base is base attack.
11:50 <Hydrazine> you know what str and dex and size are.
11:53 <Avatar> keep going until you get stuck
11:55 <Phly> i havent done my skills yet
12:03 <Hydrazine> eh, lets just work down the list, hm?
12:16 <Phly> size gives +0?
12:20 <Hydrazine> yes.
12:30 <Phly> okay ill finish doing cmb and cmd first
12:31 <Hydrazine> because your medium. something has to be the standard.
12:45 <Hydrazine> bigger and smaller creatures get size mods.
13:29 <Phly> okay cmb and cmd done. what do they stand for?
13:40 <Hydrazine> pregen sheet says speed is still 30, even with armor. fancy barbarian tricks that.
13:51 <Hydrazine> combat maneuver bonus and defense
14:19 <Avatar> when you're trying to grapple or disarm or trip someone, you roll your CMB
14:23 <Avatar> against their CMD
14:26 <Phly> okay what nxt?
14:31 <Hydrazine> hmm.
14:32 <Avatar> or other way around if they're trying to do it to you
14:33 <Phly> skills?
14:38 <Hydrazine> armor and ac?
14:53 <Hydrazine> fill in all the Xs.
14:57 <Phly> k
15:06 <Hydrazine> the dashes represent things that don't apply to those types.
15:11 <Hydrazine> so leave them there.
15:33 <Hydrazine> touch ac, for example, is how hard it is to just TOUCH you, not to do damage. so your armor doesn't help with that.
15:47 <Phly> k finished doing the ac stuff
16:15 <Hydrazine> so now you want to refer back to the barbarian section in the srd.
16:23 <Hydrazine> somewhere it should talk about how many skills they get.
16:30 <Hydrazine> some number + int mod
17:06 <Phly> 4+ int modifier?
17:42 <Hydrazine> Mkay.
17:51 <Hydrazine> so int mod -1.
17:56 <Hydrazine> so 3 skills a level.
18:59 <Hydrazine> and it tells you what the class skills are?
19:02 <Phly> pregen says acrobatic 2+ and intimidate 3+
20:44 <Phly> i dont understand skills someone plz explain?
20:55 <Hydrazine> um. bad time. i'll be back.
21:01 <Phly> k
23:23 <Brunius> Skills are how good you are at certain things
24:27 <Brunius> So if I need to make an acrobatics roll, I roll my dex bonus + the ranks I put into acrobatics (representing training) + other things (if i have something to balance with etc.) - armour check penalty
25:15 * mort- touches phly with paw
27:18 * Phly confused
27:52 <Brunius> Mort is just a loony
28:03 <Brunius> She thinks she's a lemur
29:22 <Phly> lol if only this game allowed u to role play as one
31:33 <mort-> Doesn't stop me from rping one
31:47 <mort-> A giant cookie loving mouse lemur
33:01 <Phly> what time does sydney and melbourne use? in GMT
34:16 <Brunius> +10 normally, +11 in daylight savings
34:50 <Phly> okay
35:09 <Phly> whats with fridays game 2pm is the weirdest time to start it
35:51 <mort-> Tashes has to leave early
35:55 <mort-> So start early
36:22 <Brunius> It is pretty wierd
36:33 <Hydrazine> its special timing to get tashes in.
36:39 <Hydrazine> because Avatar's a nice guy.
36:55 <Brunius> However Avatar who's running it doesn't have a job so it doesn't matter !
37:03 <Phly> okay was just wodering since most ppl are still at work or school at that time
37:08 <Brunius> Yeah, school !
37:17 <Hydrazine> so yeah. skills are skills. things your character is good at.
37:33 <Phly> yea bt i dont understand where the numbers go
37:37 <Hydrazine> ranks in skills show how good at that you are, modified by the applicable stat.
37:49 <Phly> sorry my keyboards stuffed sometimes some keys dont work
38:00 <Hydrazine> okay. so 'ranks' is where you actually spend the 3 skill points you got.
38:18 <Hydrazine> skill ranks are limited to your level. so you can't put more than 1 in a skill now.
38:51 <Hydrazine> all class skills, (see the class skills list for barbarians) get a +3 bonus if you put ranks in them.
38:56 <Phly> i am confused so i only have 1 rank i can use?
39:23 <Avatar> yeah
39:27 <Avatar> that pregen has an 8 int
39:30 <Hydrazine> this represents those good at their class skills being better at those who train a skill, but isn't a class skill.
39:38 <Phly> so i choose only 1 skill.
39:41 <Hydrazine> 3.
40:05 <Hydrazine> 4 base -1 in
40:06 <Hydrazine> t
40:12 <Phly> 1 point but i choose 3 skills thats what i dont understand
40:17 <Avatar> sorry yeah, 3
40:20 <Hydrazine> 3 points total.
40:23 <Avatar> you have 3 points, not 1
40:24 <Hydrazine> no more than 1 per.
40:32 <Hydrazine> you can't put all 3 points in one skill.
40:36 <Phly> okay that makes much more sense
40:37 <Hydrazine> or even two.
40:46 <Hydrazine> sorry.
40:52 <Hydrazine> sometimes it just takes a bit.
41:05 <Hydrazine> But we're getting there.
41:18 <Hydrazine> understand the ranks and +3 bonus now?
41:34 <Phly> yea im choosing my skills now
41:38 <Hydrazine> kay.
41:52 <Hydrazine> then you add in your ability, str or wis or dex or whatever.
42:05 <Hydrazine> subtract armor check penalty if applicable
42:11 <Hydrazine> which is -4
42:21 <Hydrazine> and total them up in the mod column.
43:00 <Hydrazine> also note that the barbarian class skill list is probably different from what the base charsheet sets.
43:20 <Phly> ah k
45:17 <Phly> okay i have perception, survival and swim
45:33 <Hydrazine> alright. whats next?
46:15 <Brunius> Moneys?
46:34 <Phly> 150g?
46:39 <Hydrazine> correct.
47:08 <Phly> where do i write it?
47:14 <Hydrazine> well.
47:21 <Hydrazine> keep track of it yourself for now.
47:35 <Phly> im just gonna write it at the top of the equipment section
47:42 <Phly> i mean inventory
47:43 <Hydrazine> that 150g is including things like your greataxe and scale mail.
48:06 <Phly> do i minus some gold for the wepon and armour?
48:09 <Brunius> Scale mail is 100 already
48:14 <Hydrazine> so, now you've got to poke around the equipment section
48:20 <Brunius> How much is a greataxe?
48:22 <Hydrazine> find out how much that stuff costs, and see what else you need.
48:34 <Phly> k ill search it up
48:40 <Hydrazine> or rather, what else you need and can afford.
49:08 <Phly> scale mail is only 50g
49:44 <Hydrazine> keep note of all these somewhere, so you can keep track of your money and goods and such.
50:03 <Brunius> I must be thinking of 3.5
50:44 <Hydrazine> no more monkey-fisting huge weightless greataxes.
51:17 <Brunius> Yeah, weightless greataxes!
51:23 <Brunius> GO WEIGHTLESSNESS
51:46 <Hydrazine> i talked someone into doing it once.
51:49 <Hydrazine> So broken.
52:03 <Phly> greataxe is 20gp
52:13 <Hydrazine> so you've spent 70 so far.
52:19 <Hydrazine> dp
52:32 <Hydrazine> don't forget those throwing axes or hammers you were talking about.
52:52 <Hydrazine> I'd say its a good idea to have some sort of ranged attack.
52:56 <Phly> i only got the throwing axes
53:04 <Hydrazine> Sure.
53:07 <Hydrazine> But thats money too.
55:53 <Phly> i cant find throwing axes
56:36 <Hydrazine> light melee weapons, martial.
56:41 <Hydrazine> axe, throwing.
56:45 <Hydrazine> 8 gp each.
57:00 <Phly> should i get 10?
57:01 <Hydrazine> ah. thats the difference. the hammer has more range without penalties.
57:33 <Hydrazine> alot cheaper, too..
57:51 <Phly> weight?
58:06 <Hydrazine> 2lb for both.
59:17 <Phly> okay ive spent all my cash
59:36 <Hydrazine> got your feats noted down?
00:13 <Phly> only 1 which is my first feat
00:28 <Phly> i dont have my class or race traits but
01:02 <Phly> i mean feats not traits
01:18 <Avatar> that's your only feat
01:22 <Hydrazine> yes.
01:27 <Avatar> the class abilities you get go under Misc Bonuses
01:30 <Hydrazine> but you do have some other things you might want on there.
01:43 <Hydrazine> like your barbarian rage and other barb tricks you'll get later.
02:02 <Phly> so leave class and race feat blank?
02:23 <Hydrazine> race is specifically for human.
02:31 <Phly> okay
02:39 <Hydrazine> humans get an extra feat as part of their racial benefits.
03:05 <Phly> what about traits?
07:41 <Brunius> What about them?
07:52 <Phly> what are they
08:02 <Brunius> They're small things
08:04 <Brunius> About half a feat
08:14 <Brunius> There's one that gives you a free weapon
08:14 <Phly> also brunius im from Melbourne i didnt even realise u asked me till now
08:39 <mort-> Don't take that one
08:58 <mort-> All kinds of picky rules ballig has on it
09:06 <mort-> No enchanting
09:10 <mort-> Blah blah
09:17 <Ballig> what one
09:22 <Phly> what should i have because the pregen doesnt have any
09:22 <mort-> What a spoil sport :p
09:31 <mort-> Heir loom weapon
09:41 <mort-> It starts as masterwork
09:44 <Ballig> they aren't my rules
09:51 <Ballig> it's been changed
09:55 <mort-> And you said what no enchanting
10:00 <Ballig> it isn't masterwork
10:11 <mort-> No fking around with your weapon
10:14 <Ballig> it isn't masterwork
10:16 <Spaceshot> haha Phly where in melb?
10:19 <Brunius> You can cast masterwork transformation on it !
10:25 <Ballig> right, that was Mekkis' solution
10:29 <Ballig> I said that seemed like a cheat
10:33 <Ballig> that's where mort is getting my "picky rules"
10:34 <mort-> So now it can be enchanted? :d
10:49 <Phly> roxburgh park
10:52 <Brunius> If you cast masterwork transformation on it !
11:03 <Phly> but i spend most of my life at broadmeasdows
11:23 <Ballig> things like masterwork transformation are meant to end at the end of the scenario
11:26 <Brunius> Yay, broadmeadows !
11:37 <Ballig> it's a bit of a workaround to say that you got it enchanted before the masterwork transformation spell ran off and therefore it can't un-masterwork itself anymore
11:49 <Spaceshot> so I'm guessing it's in the middle of nowhere, aka 1hr+ out of melb city
12:02 <Phly> again sorry for all the spelling mistakes its just my keyboard is really shit
12:17 <mort-> The whole thing just makes my head hurt
12:22 <Phly> im about a 30miniute drive from melbourne
12:34 <Spaceshot> ah, beats brunius :P
12:37 <Brunius> I used to live in pascoe vale
12:40 <mort-> So I'm not using that trait
12:41 <Brunius> That wasn't so bad
12:47 <mort-> Ballig!
12:49 <Spaceshot> I live in carlton, quite close
12:55 <mort-> Want to see some magic?
12:58 <Phly> im like 5 to 10 minute drive to broadmeadows
13:07 mort- is now known as khazaran
13:08 <Brunius> mort-, you should play MTG !
13:15 <khazaran> @sc2
13:15 <diebot> khazaran, slash: [1d20=20] 27; damage: [1d6=1] 6; concentration: [1d20=7] 20; slash: [1d20=14] 21; damage: [1d6=4] 9; acid splash damage: [1d3=1] 2
13:21 <Ballig> okay?
13:24 <Phly> i play mtg
13:26 <Ballig> they're just dice rolls
13:33 khazaran is now known as mort-
13:39 <Brunius> She's rolling 20s man
13:49 <Phly> i used to play at good games melbourne
13:50 <Brunius> Don't waste your 20s !
13:51 <mort-> That's how my full round action
14:04 <mort-> With khaz will look like
14:06 <Ballig> okay
14:07 <mort-> At level 3
14:09 <Brunius> That's the one near melbourne central, isn't it?
14:13 <Brunius> I've only been there once
14:15 <mort-> Just for your information
14:18 <Brunius> I usually go to Blackburn
14:28 <Phly> yea blue background with a white dragon
14:57 <Brunius> http://a6.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/s720x720/423064_345605662144457_107605795944446_953103_781346109_n.jpg
16:09 <mort-> Ballig :(
16:11 <Brunius> Night yo
16:15 Brunius is now known as Brunius_AFK
16:38 <mort-> Your not even going to accuse me if what i was doing was legal? :(
16:55 <Ballig> you didn't tell me what you were doing, you just rolled random dice
17:08 <Brunius_AFK> Looks like two weapon fighting with a magus to me
17:10 <mort-> Lol my full round action
17:13 <mort-> At level 3
17:16 <mort-> Not really
17:32 <Avatar> looks like that to me too
17:46 <mort-> Spell combat. Spell strike. Close range. Acid splash
17:57 <Ballig> okay
18:03 <mort-> First the standard attack
18:29 <Avatar> that's what two weapon fighting with a magus is mort
18:42 <mort-> Then cast acid splash as melee touch attack using close range
18:57 <mort-> So its not a ranged touch attack
19:02 <Avatar> not very impressive really
19:06 <mort-> No aoos for it
19:20 <mort-> Grants me an additional attack
19:25 <Ballig> close range says 'ray spells'
19:28 <Ballig> is acid splash a ray spell
19:29 <mort-> So i get to hit again
19:33 <mort-> Isn't it?
19:43 <Ballig> pretty sure you want to use something like uh, that level 0 one
19:44 <Ballig> ray of frost
20:21 <Avatar> so it's even less impressive than you made it out to be
20:59 <mort-> Ok
21:06 <mort-> No problem
21:14 <Ballig> use ray of frost and the actions are legitimate enough
21:20 <mort-> Going to swop to ray of droopt
21:23 <mort-> Frost
23:49 <Brunius_AFK> ray of droopt
24:00 <Brunius_AFK> droopt is only 1d3 though
25:10 <Phly> good night everyone c u guys tomorrow
25:25 <Ballig> tata
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26:27 <Brunius_AFK> I think I drunk a spider before
27:49 <Avatar> did it taste good
29:03 <Ballig> of course it tasted good
29:08 <Ballig> it's coke and ice cream, what's not to taste good about it
29:32 <Spaceshot> maybe he meant a literal spider
29:38 <Brunius_AFK> an arachnid Ballig
29:40 <Brunius_AFK> Like an actual spider
29:42 <Brunius_AFK> :(
29:59 <Spaceshot> I think you're screwed, that or you didn't
30:06 <Ballig> well
30:13 <Ballig> either he's screwed, or else he's going to develop super powers
30:20 <Ballig> I think just in case it's the latter we should all be nice to him
30:31 <Spaceshot> I don't think spiderman ate the spider
30:47 <Brunius_AFK> Ballig, make me a sammich
31:09 <Brunius_AFK> sudo make me a sammich
34:25 <mort-> No its not
34:26 <mort-> Frost will be 1d3+1
34:26 <mort-> With alchemist frost
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35:25 <mort-> Now where is the darned alchemist frost
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39:13 <mort-> Argh
40:06 <mort-> Alchemist frost
40:06 <mort-> Is in the advanced players guide right
40:07 <mort-> Time to get some!
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42:55 <tristen> hmmm
43:07 <tristen> weekend forecast for tristen: Not Good
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43:33 <tristen> what's all this before the dawn malarkey?
43:46 <tristen> can i play it without playing part 1?
43:53 <Spaceshot> that's my intention
44:13 <tristen> you're gonna?
44:20 <Spaceshot> sure am
44:25 <Ballig> you don't have to play them in sequence
44:27 <mort-> Ballig^^
44:28 <Spaceshot> need to play the deaf healbot more
44:47 <mort-> Does the advanced player guide have alchemist frost?
45:04 <tristen> heheh (hoarse voice) "i need healing"
45:07 <tristen> "what?"
45:25 <Spaceshot> that's why I've got deathwatch as one of my spells (I think)
45:41 <Ballig> mort-: no, never heard of it
45:57 <tristen> did someone say alchemist?
46:05 <tristen> ryan played an alchemist at the con
46:09 <Ballig> adventurer's armory doesn't have it either
46:20 <tristen> a real (refrain from using the c word)
47:27 <tristen> heya ballig: man, no biggie, but the session timeout on the site is painfully short...
47:48 <tristen> set it to 90 days!
47:54 <Ballig> that's unsafe !
47:58 <tristen> pfft!
47:59 * mort- uses sense motive on ballig
48:00 <mort-> Lol
48:00 <mort-> Trist!
48:00 <mort-> I just found out i can't use acid splash with spell combat
48:00 <mort-> I need to use ray of frost :(
48:16 <tristen> heya mortimer!
49:31 * mort- sob sobs
49:53 <tristen> what's wrong dear?
50:39 <mort-> Btw look at my new tail!
50:40 * mort- wags it, being sure to stay out of balligs reach
50:40 <mort-> I don't like alchemists
51:01 <mort-> Uh. I can't use acid splash
51:19 <mort-> So i need to use ray of frost
52:46 <mort-> To get my second attack  at level 3
52:46 <mort-> Also. If you knew any nice items that are used as focus to increase 
52:46 <mort-> Ray of frost damage
52:46 <mort-> Let me Jon
52:46 <mort-> Know
54:30 <tristen> both are ranged touch 1d3?
54:32 <tristen> i think...
54:36 <tristen> no loss
54:42 <tristen> a new tail?
55:05 <mort-> Acid splash
55:11 <mort-> You have acid flask focus
55:22 <mort-> 1d3+1
55:31 <tristen> ah ok
56:16 <mort-> Lol
56:24 * mort- is being anal
56:49 <tristen> well +1 is +1
56:51 <mort-> Btw i was looking it sin eater archtype for inquisitors
57:14 <tristen> gawd i tried watching van helsing tonight
57:19 <mort-> But hydra doesnt really like inquisitors :p
57:20 <tristen> what a piece of crap!
57:32 <tristen> (the film)
57:36 <mort-> Has to be close range i tell you
57:37 <mort-> Lol
58:07 <tristen> an inquisitor would be awesome outside of organised play
58:13 <tristen> the whole black blade thing
59:12 <mort-> Inquisitors
59:12 <mort-> I like the sin eater level 1 ability
59:12 <mort-> Its pretty funny
59:17 <mort-> At 1st level, as a free action, when the sin eater inquisitor kills an enemy, she may eat the sins of that enemy by spending 1 minute adjacent to its corpse. This provokes attacks of opportunity. The inquisitor can rush this ritual, performing it as a full-round action that provokes attacks of opportunity, but she only gains half the normal benefit (see below).
59:24 <mort-> I don't like black blades
59:54 <mort-> What happens if your black blade decides it doesn't like you
00:11 <mort-> I would have so much fun
00:17 <mort-> Praying over goblins
01:11 <tristen> lemme read it one sec...
02:02 <tristen> yeah that's, er, nice
02:06 <tristen> that sin eating thing
02:55 <mort-> Going - thou hath sinned. But i forgive thee for what thou hath done for thou hath been without guidance for thy life. May your sins be cleansed and thou findeth redemption where thy destination be
03:03 <mort-> Lol
03:43 * mort- ^^s
04:12 <mort-> Basically its out of combat heal.
04:41 <mort-> After you lop off their heads. You take a nice stroll and attempt to be a vampire
04:56 <tristen> But i forgive thee for stealing thine cookies...
05:07 <mort-> Lol
05:09 <mort-> Yeah!
05:12 <mort-> Pwnage
05:21 <tristen> hey what's all this about detect alignment?
05:22 <tristen> Detect Alignment (Sp)
05:22 <tristen> At will, an inquisitor can use detect chaos, detect evil, detect good, or detect law. She can only use one of these at any given time.
05:31 <tristen> one at a time?
05:35 <tristen> hmmm let's see...
05:39 <mort-> Basically i would select evil
05:41 <tristen> is it chaotic?
05:42 <tristen> no
05:47 <tristen> is it evil?
05:53 <mort-> And just perpetually detect evil
05:53 <tristen> no not that either
05:57 <mort-> Why should it be
06:02 <tristen> is it good?
06:05 <tristen> hmmm no
06:07 <mort-> Its just a extra pair of eyes
06:10 <tristen> then it must be lawful!
06:15 <mort-> Is a sword evil?
06:21 <mort-> Is a sword good?
06:27 <mort-> No just who is using it
06:42 <mort-> You choose one of them out of all
07:14 <mort-> Its so wrong if an inquisitor goes up to a goblin
07:18 <tristen> yeah it just seems a bit silly you'd have to work through up to 3 detections to nail the alignment of someone...
07:36 <mort-> And says i forgive thee for stealing my cookies
07:49 <tristen> "now give me your hit points"
07:58 <mort-> Well
08:23 <mort-> To put it undiplomatically yes that's true
08:43 <tristen> yeah just metagaming joke
08:59 <mort-> But inquisitop has lots of crap to rp
09:11 <mort->  /me giggles
09:24 * mort- giggles
09:54 <mort-> But i didn't want black blade
10:07 <mort-> Because i don't like sentient items
10:40 <tristen> yes a bit like wilson the volleyball...
10:43 <mort-> Im also considering if khaz should even get a lawful evil imp as a heal jockey
10:52 <mort-> Imps are the best for the job
11:04 <mort-> They can turn invisible at will
11:06 <mort-> Can fly
11:11 <tristen> can heal too?
11:18 <mort-> With umd yes
11:22 <mort-> :d
11:26 <mort-> 14 cha
11:26 <tristen> there you go
11:31 <mort-> But
11:38 <tristen> "imp" sounds a lot cooler than "brownie" too!
11:55 <mort-> What happens if you go to a jaunt in the abyss
12:01 <mort-> Your so screwed
12:26 <mort-> Imp might decide he likes his buddies better then he likes you
12:33 <tristen> well...
13:08 <tristen> i wouldn't spend too much time worrying about that sort of thing...
13:12 <tristen> bit of an exception
13:17 <mort-> Besides its one more step to the dark side
13:34 <mort-> I don't think using infernal healing is doing khaz any favours :(
13:41 <tristen> nothing wrong with that - that's role playing for you!
13:44 <mort-> He got a wand btw
13:47 <mort-> Yeah
14:02 <tristen> man that infernal healing is, er, GOOD!
14:09 <mort-> Ill do it appropriately
14:18 <mort-> That's why khaz can get an idp
14:20 <mort-> Imp
14:32 <mort-> You do what you must. When the devil drives
14:38 <tristen> yeah it totally makes sense for the character
14:44 <mort-> Must keep that in mind
14:49 <mort-> For khaz
14:51 <tristen> yes
14:56 <mort-> :d
16:30 <mort-> Time to get a book of how to get maximum satisfaction out of your toys
16:58 <mort-> Actually i prefer an enchanted gemstone
17:15 <mort-> On the pommel of the scimitar
17:24 <mort-> For umd master work tomb
17:25 <mort-> Took
17:28 <mort-> Tool
17:54 <mort-> So i can be with it at all times
18:46 <mort-> Say it gives you insight on magical energy flows so its easier to activate items
19:16 <mort-> Mort will just use activation of magic items for dummies. A guide for the rest of us
27:09 <tristen> umb master work tool?
27:13 <tristen> umd
29:02 <mort-> Yeah lol
29:29 <mort-> Khaz i want ideally a gemstone on his scimitar hilt
29:42 <mort-> Mort can use the bookbook
29:50 <mort-> Kendra doesn't need any help
29:59 <mort-> Fking 9 umd at level 1
36:21 <Avatar> you can go into combat on your own then
36:30 <mort-> No!
36:34 <mort-> I have issues
36:41 <mort-> I meant help as in umd help
48:34 <Avatar> aren't you getting all the umd help you can get
48:38 <Avatar> you and your masterwork tool
54:55 <mort-> For khaz and mort only
55:05 <mort-> Not for my sorc
46:10 <Mekkis> <?incorporeal
46:12 <diebot> An incorporeal creature has no physical body. It can be harmed only by other incorporeal creatures, magic weapons or creatures that strike as magic weapons, and spells, spell-like abilities, or supernatural abilities. It is immune to all nonmagical attack forms. Even when hit by spells or magic weapons, it takes only
46:13 <diebot> half damage from a corporeal source. Although it is not a magical attack, holy water can affect incorporeal undead. Corporeal spells and effects that do not cause damage only have a 50% chance of affecting an incorporeal creature. Force spells and effects, such as from a magic missile, affect an incorporeal creature
46:13 <diebot> normally.
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47:58 <Mekkis> !define global undead traits: No Constitution score. Undead use their Charisma score in place of their Constitution score when calculating hit points, Fortitude saves, and any special ability that relies on Constitution(such as when calculating a breath weapon’s DC). Darkvision 60 feet. Immunity to all mind-affecting effects (charms, compulsions, morale effects, patterns, and phantasms).
48:01 <diebot> Mekkis, No Constitution score. Undead use their Charisma score in place of their Constitution score when calculating hit points, Fortitude saves, and any special ability that relies on Constitution(such as when calculating a breath weapon’s DC). Darkvision 60 feet. Immunity to all mind-affecting effects (charms, compulsions, morale effects, patterns, and phantasms). defined as ??undead traits
48:15 <Mort> good day
48:17 <Mort> mek
48:26 <Mort> Im going to do some admin stuff on my characters
48:29 Mort is now known as khazaran
48:36 <Mekkis> !define global undead traits: No Constitution score. \\ Undead use their Charisma score in place of their Constitution score when calculating hit points, Fortitude saves, and any special ability that relies on Constitution(such as when calculating a breath weapon’s DC). Darkvision 60 feet. \\ Immunity to all mind-affecting effects (charms, compulsions, morale effects, patterns, and phantasms).
48:39 <diebot> Mekkis, No Constitution score. \\ Undead use their Charisma score in place of their Constitution score when calculating hit points, Fortitude saves, and any special ability that relies on Constitution(such as when calculating a breath weapon’s DC). Darkvision 60 feet. \\ Immunity to all mind-affecting effects (charms, compulsions, morale effects, patterns, and phantasms). defined as ??undead traits
49:30 <Mekkis> !define global add undead traits: \\ Immunity to bleed, death effects, disease, paralysis, poison, sleep effects, and stunning. \\ Not subject to nonlethal damage, ability drain, or energy drain. Immune to damage to its physical ability scores (Constitution, Dexterity, and Strength), as well as to exhaustion and fatigue effects. \\ Cannot heal damage on its own if it has no Intelligence score, although it can be healed. Negative energy (such as an 
49:30 <Mekkis> inflict spell) can heal undead creatures. The fast healing special quality works regardless of the creature's Intelligence score.
49:32 <diebot> Mekkis, ??undead traits updated.
50:03 <Mekkis> !define global add undead traits: inflict spell) can heal undead creatures. The fast healing special quality works regardless of the creature's Intelligence score.
50:04 <diebot> Mekkis, ??undead traits updated.
50:29 <Mekkis> !define global add undead traits: \\ Immunity to any effect that requires a Fortitude save (unless the effect also works on objects or is harmless). \\ Not at risk of death from massive damage, but is immediately destroyed when reduced to 0 hit points.
50:30 <diebot> Mekkis, ??undead traits updated.
51:45 <Mekkis> !define global add undead traits: \\ Not affected by raise dead and reincarnate spells or abilities. Resurrection and true resurrection can affect undead creatures. These spells turn undead creatures back into the living creatures they were before becoming undead. \\ Proficient with its natural weapons, all simple weapons, and any weapons mentioned in its entry.
51:50 <diebot> Mekkis, ??undead traits updated.
52:06 <Mekkis> !define global add undead traits: \\ Proficient with whatever type of armor (light, medium, or heavy) it is described as wearing, as well as all lighter types. Undead not indicated as wearing armor are not proficient with armor. Undead are proficient with shields if they are proficient with any form of armor.
52:07 <diebot> Mekkis, ??undead traits updated.
52:20 <Mekkis> !define global add undead traits: \\ Undead do not breathe, eat, or sleep.
52:21 <diebot> Mekkis, ??undead traits updated.
52:28 <Mekkis> ??undead traits
52:42 <Mekkis> wow
52:47 <Mekkis> sorry for the spam
53:04 <khazaran> IDENTIFY
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53:24 <khazaran> @sc
53:29 <khazaran> why doenst it darned work
53:32 <khazaran> did I save the comands wrongly again
55:09 <khazaran> mekkis
55:14 <khazaran> what was the command to save stuff again argggh
55:16 <Mekkis> yes
55:17 <Mekkis> you did
55:20 <Mekkis> <?!save
55:22 <diebot> Saves a roll against a nick. eg. !save init: 1d20+3 initiative. Saved rolls can be viewed at http://nl.ti4200.info/vpsirc/savedcommands.yaml.sorted 
55:26 <khazaran> k thanks
55:33 <Mekkis> you put a !throw in there
55:40 <Mekkis> keep in mind that diebot is case-sensitive
55:49 <Mekkis> khazaran is not the same as Khazaran
56:59 <khazaran> ah k
57:01 <khazaran> thanks for warning
57:04 khazaran is now known as Khazaran
57:07 <Khazaran> Ill refixit
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