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00:07 <Mort> cons was urm 13..
00:14 <Mort> well 14 on buffs
00:23 <Mort> stilll yeah how you..get scrwed.
00:31 <Mort> and first thing I wake up, everyone yells at me, where are your CLW pots..
00:39 <Mort> last time Im ever going to be caught without them I think
00:47 <Mort> well till I run out
00:53 * Mort sighs and gets back to mucking
01:37 <ManFriday> Okay I... THINK
01:42 <ManFriday> I have changed it all around
03:26 <ManFriday> So yeah
03:26 <ManFriday>  CMB:     2   =  0(base) +2(str) +0(size) CMD:    13   =  0(base) +2(str) +0(size) +1(dex) + 10
03:34 <ManFriday> That's... twice as good for CMB
03:35 <Mort> soryr Im not any use today
03:39 <ManFriday> HOW IMPRESSIVE SOUNDING
03:42 <ManFriday> Oh, no, that's fine
03:44 <Mort> because Im a little off
03:52 <ManFriday> S'okay!
03:56 <Mort> (working on how to beat mekk,hydra and trist)
03:59 <Mort> (in a level 11 duel)
04:02 <ManFriday> Haha
04:03 <Mort> I think trist should be okay
04:07 <Mort> hydra is going to be damn weird
04:14 <Mort> and mek well, either I get him or he fks me up
04:14 * Mort shrugs
04:33 <ManFriday> Haha
04:50 <ManFriday> Am I almost finished with this character
04:51 <ManFriday> @_@
05:01 <Mort> you still havent gotne on your gear yet
05:01 <Avatar> I think you are finished
05:02 <Mort> I believe
05:03 <Mort> :D
05:04 <Avatar> did you buy the gear
05:06 <Mort> he did his gear?
05:07 <ManFriday> I have a crossbow
05:08 <Mort> I didnt pay attention
05:15 <Mort> are you SURE you want to usea crossbow?
05:16 <Avatar> that's all you need at a minimum
05:20 <Mort> and dont run into a fight without armor
05:22 <ManFriday> Her name is Olga
05:23 <Mort> are you a monk really?
05:25 <Avatar> what's wrong with a crossbow
05:26 <ManFriday> Yes
05:26 <Mort> well if you are, then go ahead
05:28 <Mort> ah k
05:35 <Mort> that makes sense then go and run into a fight wihtout armor
05:37 <Mort> whats your ac
05:42 <ManFriday> Where do I put that I've got a crossbow?
05:47 <Avatar> under weapons
05:51 <Avatar> you pasted the line before
05:52 <ManFriday> Because it's got it under the section saying stuff about morningstars
05:54 <ManFriday> Yeah
05:57 <Avatar> did you do the ATTACKS section with melee and ranged
06:06 <ManFriday> Should I delete the sling section and stuff
06:07 <ManFriday> Uh
06:13 <ManFriday> Yes
06:15 <Avatar> yeah, delete anything you're not taking
06:18 <ManFriday>  Melee:   2   =  0(base) +2(str) +0(size) Ranged:  1   =  0(base) +1(dex) +0(size)  CMB:     2   =  0(base) +2(str) +0(size) CMD:    13   =  0(base) +2(str) +0(size) +1(dex) + 10
06:27 <ManFriday> My ranged is 1
06:29 <ManFriday> Hooray
06:30 <Avatar> yeah
06:34 <Avatar> so replace +7/+2
06:36 <Avatar> with that +1
06:42 <Avatar> that's total attack bonus (TAB)
06:51 <ManFriday> Ggreat
07:11 <ManFriday> What's AC when it's at home, then
07:34 <Avatar> what?
07:54 <ManFriday> :?
08:09 <ManFriday> Standard, Vs Touch, Flatfooted
08:28 <Avatar> that whole section is a table
08:32 <ManFriday> Yes
08:37 <ManFriday> What does AC stand for
08:48 <Avatar> armour class
08:54 <ManFriday> Aaah right
08:55 <Avatar> your base is always 10
09:03 <Avatar> are you getting a shield
09:11 <ManFriday> Monks aren't good with shields
09:17 <Avatar> ok so no shield, +0
09:23 <ManFriday> "Monks are not proficient with any armor or shields."
09:24 <Avatar> your dex is what now
09:33 <Avatar> 13 ?
09:38 <Avatar> so that'd be +1
09:41 <ManFriday> 12
09:43 <ManFriday> It's 12
09:47 <Avatar> that's still +1
09:53 <Mort> what?
10:01 <Mort> YOU HAVE 13 AC?
10:04 * Mort jumps up and down
10:08 <Avatar> we're not done yet
10:11 * Mort really winces
10:15 <ManFriday> Pardon
10:16 <Mort> kk...dont tell me he has 13 ac..
10:24 <Avatar> I wasn't talking to you mort
10:26 * Mort gets ready to run off the cliff..but with featherfall prepared
10:35 <Avatar> you have no armour, so +0
10:37 <ManFriday> Armour
10:38 <ManFriday> Okay
10:43 <Avatar> your size bonus is +0 for medium
10:51 <ManFriday> Right
10:52 <Avatar> (if you're small, you're harder to hit, so it'd be +1)
10:56 <ManFriday> Mm
11:00 <Avatar> you get a misc bonus as a monk
11:03 <ManFriday> And no misc stuff
11:03 <Avatar> where you add your wis 
11:04 <ManFriday> Oh
11:05 <ManFriday> Do I?
11:06 <ManFriday> Right
11:09 <Avatar> which is +4
11:14 <ManFriday> 18 wis
11:14 <ManFriday> Yeah
11:16 <Mort> wwaaaa
11:17 <Mort> now we're talking
11:22 <Avatar> yeah you're damn right
11:23 <Mort> k thats better..
11:33 <Avatar> giving you a total standard of 17
11:38 <ManFriday> 15 standard
11:38 <ManFriday> Surely
11:52 <Avatar> did I add it wrongly
11:54 <Mort> 17 is good
11:54 <Mort> :D
11:56 * Mort purrs
11:57 <ManFriday> If it's  standard:    15 =  10    +0      +1   +0      +0     +4(class)
12:25 <ManFriday> Also why is Dex - on flatfooted
12:30 <Avatar> yeah that's right
12:33 <ManFriday> :?
12:39 <Avatar> because you don't get a dex bonus when you're flatfooted
12:43 <ManFriday> Am I
12:44 <ManFriday> Okay
12:50 <Avatar> like when you're surprised
12:53 <ManFriday> But why wouldn't it just be 0
12:55 <ManFriday> Not -1
12:56 <ManFriday> :???
13:01 <Avatar> it is 0
13:04 <ManFriday> Oh
13:13 <ManFriday> Why's it have a negative prefixxx
13:13 <Avatar> change how it looks if that's confusing
13:22 <Avatar> it's not a negative prefix, it's just a double dash
13:24 <Avatar> to say ignore this
13:28 <ManFriday> Okay
13:45 <Avatar> touch is like your standard, but without armour
13:53 <Avatar> you're not wearing armour, so still 15
13:53 <ManFriday> Mhmm
13:58 <ManFriday>  standard:    15 =  10    +0      +1   +0      +0     +4(class) vs Touch:    15 =  10    -0      +1   -0      +0     +4(class) Flatfooted:  14 =  10    +0      N/A  +0      +0     +4(class)
14:08 <ManFriday> 15,15,14
15:04 <ManFriday> Sooo
15:20 <ManFriday> "it’s time to fine-tune the details of your character’s appearance, religion, and history, as well as how your character will be represented during tactical encounters at the game table."
15:35 <ManFriday> Wilfred de Bjeauren
15:38 <ManFriday> What does he look like
15:42 <ManFriday> When you say that name
16:21 <ManFriday> Canon: http://i.imgur.com/5jEXb.png
16:26 <ManFriday> This is what he looks like
16:29 <ManFriday> For sure
16:50 <ManFriday> http://i.imgur.com/tADdL.jpg
16:52 <ManFriday> Definitely
18:00 <ManFriday> Thoughts, Avatar?
18:51 <Avatar> looks fantastic
19:49 <ManFriday> Aaaand
19:49 <ManFriday> http://i.imgur.com/Fs8ss.gif
19:51 <ManFriday> There
20:05 <ManFriday> He is a monk with absolutely no fashion sense whatsoever
21:32 <Avatar> entertainer's outfit
21:34 <Avatar> one outfit free
21:38 <ManFriday> How tall would you estimate that being
21:42 <ManFriday> Five foot two?
22:47 <ManFriday> Weighing 150lbs
23:19 <Avatar> that's fine
23:21 <ManFriday> Age:        56 Eyes:       Pink Hair:       White Features:   Large Walrus/Prawn Moustache Height:     5'2" Weight:     150 lb
23:42 <ManFriday> Size M Sex M
23:53 <ManFriday> ...Domains?
23:56 <ManFriday> What're those
24:34 <Avatar> for clerics
24:38 <Avatar> delete that whole line about domains
24:41 <ManFriday> Ah okey doke
24:55 <ManFriday> Hmm
25:00 <ManFriday> Are there any crustacean gods
25:54 <ManFriday> Achaekek, The Mantis God
25:57 <ManFriday> Seems close enough for me
26:14 <ManFriday> I doubt I'm going to get Br'byque the Prawn God
26:37 <Avatar> what are you talking about
26:40 <Avatar> those aren't deities
26:47 <ManFriday> It has the word GOD in its name
26:51 <ManFriday> http://www.d20pfsrd.com/bestiary/monster-listings/outsiders/achaekek-the-mantis-god
26:55 <ManFriday> That is close enough for me
26:56 <ManFriday> P:
27:19 <ManFriday> Why can't I worship an extraplanar enormous mantis
27:19 <ManFriday> ):
27:26 <ManFriday> Gods only function with followers!
28:25 <Avatar> has to be in the rulebook
28:34 <ManFriday> That is in the rulebook
28:34 <ManFriday> :?
28:35 <Avatar> oh
28:45 <Avatar> what is that
28:54 <ManFriday> Achaekek the mantis god apparently
28:55 <ManFriday> Hahah
29:15 <Avatar> I don't think that is a deity
29:21 <ManFriday>  /fine/
29:27 <ManFriday> Where's a list of "real" gods, then?
30:15 <Avatar> in the core rulebook
30:19 <Avatar> the SRD doesn't actually list them
30:24 <ManFriday> Okay
30:25 <ManFriday> :0
30:26 <Avatar> do yourself a favour and don't bother choosing one
30:30 <ManFriday> Give it to me straight, doc
30:31 <ManFriday> Okay
30:41 <ManFriday> No Carcinos for me I suppose
31:06 <ManFriday> What's his nickname
31:15 <ManFriday> The Lead Balloon
31:15 <ManFriday> Hahaha
31:26 <ManFriday> Candyfloss the monk
31:30 <ManFriday> King Prawn
32:00 <ManFriday> King Prawn works for me
32:13 <ManFriday> Where does one calculate speed?
32:14 <Avatar> I can give you some random names if you want
32:24 <Avatar> medium creatures are 30ft speed
32:27 <ManFriday> He's a short fat man wearing pink
32:33 <Avatar> armour won't slow you down
32:36 <ManFriday> Yeah
32:44 <Avatar> make sure your weight doesn't go over whatever your str will allow
32:52 <Avatar> what's your str?
32:56 <Avatar> 14?
33:00 <ManFriday> Yes
33:11 <Avatar> 58lb or less is a light load
33:13 <ManFriday> 150lbs suitable?
33:15 <Avatar> which will keep your speed at 30ft
33:16 <ManFriday> Ah
33:20 <ManFriday> What's the average weight
33:26 <Avatar> 101-150 is a heavy load
33:33 <Avatar> check chapter 7
33:36 <Avatar> all this info is in there
33:40 <Avatar> carrying capacity, age, height , weight
33:40 <ManFriday> But he'd be carrying it with him all the time
33:41 <ManFriday> Haha
33:50 <Avatar> you can get a horse with saddlebags
33:51 <Avatar> if you can afford it
33:58 <Avatar> your own weight doesn't come into it
34:04 <Avatar> obv
34:22 <ManFriday> Mhmm
34:26 <ManFriday> Okay
34:29 <ManFriday> Are we done?
34:37 <Avatar> yeah upload it already
34:38 <ManFriday> Has it taken about three hours to get this far?
34:39 <ManFriday> Haha
34:52 <ManFriday> On the sssite
35:32 <ManFriday> Okay logged in
36:05 <ManFriday> http://dnd.ballig.net/viewchar.php5?char=372
36:50 <ManFriday> What's with the bonuses section
37:25 <Avatar> what
37:39 <ManFriday> RACIAL Bonuses    CLASS Bonuses    DEITY Bonuses
39:13 <Avatar> your racial bonuses are under human
39:16 <Avatar> your class bonuses are under monk
39:22 <Avatar> you don't have any deity bonuses because you're not a cleric
39:31 <ManFriday> Okay
39:32 <ManFriday> :!
39:41 <ManFriday> Should I add those in?
40:38 <Avatar> ideally
40:42 <Avatar> you don't really have to if you can remember them
40:43 <ManFriday> Okey doke
40:48 <Avatar> but uh
40:52 <ManFriday> Mm?
41:05 <Avatar> there's the bit right at the top of the skills table you didn't fill in
41:10 <Avatar> you don't have to do that either, but it'll help you 
41:16 <ManFriday> Okay
41:23 <Avatar> you'll want to fill in the rest of the skills table
41:30 <Avatar> because you can still use skills with no ranks in them
41:31 <ManFriday> Oh!
41:33 <Avatar> most skills
41:35 <ManFriday> Right
41:43 <Avatar> you can delete the spells section
41:45 <Avatar> since you can't use them
41:52 <Avatar> and work out how much gold you have left
42:55 <ManFriday> Int modifier is 0?
43:03 <Avatar> yeah
43:05 <Avatar> with a 10
43:40 <ManFriday> Favoured class left blank because I spent it on HP?
44:06 <ManFriday> Skill points/level: 4 = 4(class)+0(int)+0(human)      Total Spent: xx/xx       +x(favoured class)
44:13 <ManFriday> Is that right
45:59 <Avatar> favoured class is +0
46:04 <Mort> +6..
46:05 <Avatar> since you haven't put any favoured class points into skills
46:14 <ManFriday> Mhmm
46:23 <ManFriday> Total spen
46:24 <ManFriday> t
46:26 <ManFriday> 5/5
47:15 <ManFriday> Remind me what the modifiers are per level
47:18 <ManFriday> Or if there's a link
48:37 <Mort> oh great
49:11 <ManFriday> :?
49:42 <ManFriday> Also
49:48 <ManFriday> If I haven't put any points into climb
49:53 <ManFriday> But it's still a class benefit
49:59 <ManFriday> Will I get +3 regardless or no
54:02 <Avatar> only if it's a class skill
54:13 <ManFriday> It...
54:14 <ManFriday> Just a sec
54:15 <ManFriday> Haha
54:33 <ManFriday> It is
54:42 <ManFriday> But I haven't put anything into it?
54:53 <Avatar> well no bonus if you haven't put a point into it
55:03 <Avatar> only for those 5 you picked, and only if they're class skills
55:05 <ManFriday> Okay
55:19 <ManFriday> So why'd you say I needed to work on filling out all of the skills?
56:26 <Avatar> because you can have 0 ranks in it
56:29 <Avatar> and still be able to use it
56:33 <Avatar> like with survival or sense motive
56:41 <Avatar> you'll just use your wis modifier
56:47 <Avatar> +0 ranks
56:50 <Avatar> = 4
57:11 <ManFriday> Mhmm
57:19 <Avatar> no class bonus for sense motive either, since you haven't put a rank in it
57:27 <Avatar> but if you use it, you roll with a +4
57:35 <ManFriday> So profession would be +4
57:47 <Avatar> there's a couple of skills you can't use at all without a rank in it
57:48 <ManFriday> As would heal
57:50 <Avatar> such as profession
57:54 <ManFriday> Ah
58:00 <Avatar> knowledge is hampered pretty severely 
58:06 <ManFriday> Survival +4
58:13 <Avatar> yeah survival is wis, so +4
58:16 <ManFriday> Sense motive +4
58:19 <Avatar> yep
58:36 <Avatar> the ones you don't fill in are handle animal, craft, profession
58:42 <ManFriday> Sleight of hand +1
58:45 <Avatar> spellcraft
58:49 <Avatar> use magic device
58:55 <Avatar> linguistics
59:09 <Avatar> and sleight of hand
59:20 <Avatar> the rest you can all fill in
59:22 <ManFriday> Ah okay
59:36 <Avatar> the deal with knowledge is that you can only succeed anything on a DC of 10
59:48 <Avatar> and most checks require a 15, 20, 25 or possibly higher
00:01 <Avatar> it's effectively but not completely useless
00:36 <ManFriday> Mhmm
00:37 <Avatar> monks get a couple of knowledge skills as class skills, so it might be worth considering putting a rank into those just to make them usable at all
00:39 <ManFriday> Thanks
00:41 <ManFriday> For telling me that
00:42 <ManFriday> Earlier
00:47 <ManFriday> 9u9
00:50 <Avatar> cmon man 
00:54 <ManFriday> Hahaha
00:58 <Avatar> I have been trying not to overwhelm you at every step all night 
01:01 <Avatar> look where it's gotten you
01:03 <ManFriday> Pfft okay
01:05 <ManFriday> P:
01:07 <Avatar> full fledged monk
01:13 <Avatar> played like a boss
01:14 <ManFriday> Useless knowledge stat
01:19 <ManFriday> (:<
01:21 <ManFriday> Haha
01:21 <ManFriday> Okay
01:23 <Avatar> you don't need knowledge
01:27 <Avatar> it's just something to think about 
01:28 <ManFriday> What were my other modifiers, again
01:32 <Avatar> your character is done
01:39 <ManFriday> Str: 14  +X Dex: 12  +X Con: 13  +X Int: 10  +X Wis: 18  +X Cha: 10  +X
01:40 <Avatar> everything you do now is just enhancement
01:42 <ManFriday> Resulting in...
01:58 <ManFriday> 2, 1, 1, 0, 4, 0
01:59 <ManFriday> I think?
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02:07 <Avatar> right
02:10 <Avatar> do yourself a favour and fill those in
02:19 <ManFriday> I am
02:22 <Avatar> why do you still have them as x's :P
02:35 <Avatar> I'm goign to bed
02:39 <Avatar> I can't take any more of this pressure
03:02 <ManFriday> Haha
03:05 <ManFriday> Okay
03:11 <Avatar> gg
03:13 <ManFriday> I'm filling them in on my doc
03:15 <ManFriday> Night
04:38 <ManFriday> And there
04:38 <ManFriday> http://dnd.ballig.net/viewchar.php5?char=372
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45:57 Topic for #d&d is: PFS: Sat 11am (Mekkis, new game) | CoTE: TBA || All times are AEDT (UTC+11:00) | D&D and Pathfinder Online http://dnd.ballig.net
45:57 Topic for #d&d set by Avatar at Sun Mar  4 19:15:01 2012
45:57 <***> Buffer Playback...
45:57 <***> Playback Complete.
45:58 <mort-> So when avatar rolled again
46:02 <mort-> It rolled 27 total with a +10
46:06 <mort-> So yes he died
46:10 <Hydrazine> hi yeagel.
46:14 <mort-> Even if him and the cleric
46:24 <mort-> Irritated me most of the scenario
46:40 <mort-> One thing. If you travel with clerics
46:42 <Hydrazine> buh. that sucks.
46:44 <mort-> Or paladins
46:59 <mort-> Wear earmuffs
47:16 <Preebitz> Hmm, So I'm filling out my "Attack" section and generating figures. What does this section mean in regards to me doing damage?
47:33 <yeagel> hi
47:42 <Mort-> !throw 1d20+3
47:42 <diebot> Mort-, 1d20+3: [1d20=2] 5
47:43 <yeagel> i missed both the games this weekend
47:46 <yeagel> when's the next one?
47:50 <Phly> !throw 1d20+3
47:50 <diebot> Phly, 1d20+3: [1d20=6] 9
48:00 <Mort-> Again. I'm glad i get shitty rolls out
48:04 <Phly> what was ur ac again?
48:07 <Mort-> 14
48:23 <Mort-> !throw 1d20+3
48:24 <diebot> Mort-, 1d20+3: [1d20=12] 15
48:27 <Hydrazine> we think, yeagel
48:31 <Phly> u were close
48:31 <Hydrazine> setting a time zone on the forums might help.
48:33 <Mort-> That was half way close
48:42 <Phly> !throw 1d20+3
48:43 <diebot> Phly, 1d20+3: [1d20=1] 4
48:54 <Hydrazine> maybe thats why you keep missing then>
48:55 <Hydrazine> ?
49:00 <Mort-> !throw 1d20+3
49:01 <diebot> Mort-, 1d20+3: [1d20=9] 12
49:03 <yeagel> a countdown timer would help more, actually
49:10 <Phly> !throw 1d20+3
49:11 <diebot> Phly, 1d20+3: [1d20=18] 21
49:14 <Phly> finnaly
49:20 <Mort-> Oskar is going to puke alone
49:23 <Mort-> Blood
49:31 <Mort-> Watching us do this lol
49:34 <Mort-> Roll damage
49:39 <Phly> !throw 1d6+3
49:39 <diebot> Phly, 1d6+3: [1d6=4] 7
49:42 <Mort-> Its 1d6
49:46 <Mort-> Only
49:51 <Phly> yep
50:00 <Hydrazine> so yeah, attacks of opportunity reflect one combatant being less defensive than usual. that for whatever reason, they can't properly defend themselves.
50:01 <Mort-> Ranged weapons do not get any modifier on damage
50:08 <Hydrazine> So the other guy gets a 'free' attack.
50:13 <Hydrazine> thrown does, Mort
50:23 <Mort-> That one?
50:33 <Phly> yea i followed the pregen
50:36 <Mort-> I thought it only worked for composite bows
50:38 <Hydrazine> bows and crossbows don't. thrown weapons do.
50:47 <Hydrazine> comp bows are specific for bows.
50:53 <Mort-> Hydra. Str based right
50:56 <Hydrazine> yep.
50:58 <Mort-> K I'm not dead yet
51:02 <Mort-> I shoot back
51:12 <Mort-> !throw 1d20+3
51:13 <diebot> Mort-, 1d20+3: [1d20=11] 14
51:19 <Mort-> Wow :d
51:34 <Phly> !throw 1d20+3
51:34 <diebot> Phly, 1d20+3: [1d20=17] 20
51:36 <mort-> What time is it
51:39 <mort-> Your place
51:46 <mort-> We didn't re you all week end
51:47 <mort-> See
51:55 <Mort-> Roll damage
51:56 <Phly> !throw 1d6+3
51:56 <diebot> Phly, 1d6+3: [1d6=3] 6
52:10 * Mort- splats
52:13 <Mort-> Yep
52:13 <Phly> 13 damage so far hows ur hp looking
52:18 <Mort-> I was down to last hp
52:23 <Mort-> After your first hit
52:24 <Mort-> Lol
52:31 <Phly> lol
52:41 <Phly> do u guys pvp like that for fun?
52:44 * mort- sneaks up to preebitz and tosses him up into the air'
52:47 <Mort-> That's why the I'm not dead yet
52:49 <Preebitz> oI!
52:56 <Mort-> Lately its been a bit of a trend
53:04 <Hydrazine> i tried to play your gnome for you when you left.
53:04 <mort-> You said throw me anywhere!
53:11 <Preebitz> !throw 1d20+5 reflex check
53:12 <diebot> Preebitz, reflex check: [1d20=12] 17
53:13 <Mort-> Ive been getting raped by smelly humans
53:13 <Hydrazine> I hear I did alright, got the spirit of it
53:15 <Hydrazine> I think maybe I started it.
53:17 <Hydrazine> but not as funnny.
53:22 <Phly> id love to pvp and stuff just for fun we could even make maps and things on ca and play
53:28 <mort-> !throw 1d20+0 throw the gnome
53:29 <diebot> mort-, throw the gnome: [1d20=12] 12
53:31 <Mort-> Lol
53:40 * Preebitz dodges the throw
53:41 <Hydrazine> Like to try against my level 1 monk?
53:43 <mort-> I love the part you went shinies?g
53:45 <mort-> Lol
53:46 <Mort-> Don't piss hydra off
53:53 <Preebitz> Klepto gnome
53:56 <Mort-> He will tie you into a knot
54:04 <Phly> yea lets go just tell me ur char name so it easier for me to keep track of ur stats
54:06 <Preebitz> :)
54:14 <Hokubi> There.
54:20 <Mort-> You giving him a lesson in combat maneuvers? :p
54:26 <Hokubi> Sure, why not?
54:36 <Hokubi> !findchar Hokubi
54:39 <diebot> Hokubi, Character: Hokubi, number: 371( http://dnd.ballig.net/viewchar.php5?char=371 )
54:41 <Mekkis> Brunius...
54:44 <Hokubi> There ya go.
54:48 <Brunius> Waas
54:54 <Phly> okay melle or ranged?
54:54 <Preebitz> I don't know, a gnome's character just comes naturally to me
55:22 * Phly waves at Norhand
55:26 <Norhand> Oh my god I'm back. Transformer blew at the exchange and I've been without net ARGH
55:40 <Mekkis> run Ruby Phoenix tournament in here!
55:48 <Brunius> No man
55:49 <Preebitz> I must apologize to everyone from that game
55:51 <Mekkis> why not?
55:51 <Brunius> Get spaceshot to run it
56:06 <Phly> fridays one?
56:20 <Preebitz> Yeah
56:21 <Mekkis> why?
56:33 <Phly> It okay were still going there is about 30 mins left
56:44 <Phly> Avatar is hoping re scheldule it soon
56:44 <Brunius> I'm not even sure if I'll be playing it on the weekend
56:55 <Preebitz> Oh thank goodness
57:05 <Phly> Atm we are in a bar
57:08 <Preebitz> o.o
57:16 <Phly> woah wtf
57:16 <Preebitz> Does swim have a -AC modifier?
57:23 <Brunius> Where can I get the new rules for modules, btw?
57:25 <Preebitz> Oh cool, last I remember Hydra was wrestling a croc
57:26 <Brunius> Swim does take the ACP
57:40 <Brunius> (Armour Check Penalty)
57:42 <Preebitz> yeah
57:47 <Preebitz> For whatever reason the template didn't havei t
57:50 <Phly> yea we were fighting a croc and then oskar just 1 shot critted the kobold and then we one
57:52 <Preebitz> Swim, that is
57:52 <Mekkis> http://paizo.com/download/pathfinder/PZO9534-PFSRules.zip
58:02 <Phly> it was awesome
58:13 <Preebitz> LOL
58:27 <Preebitz> I lost count of the gold I had...585 or something
58:27 <Hokubi> Weird.
58:30 <Phly> what happened
58:43 <Phly> the gold is to be shared at the end
58:50 <Phly> i think
58:58 <Hokubi> Still having a go, phly?
59:06 <Brunius> Not what I was looking for
59:07 <Preebitz> I looted 585 and got a -2 will roll mod from looting that statue haha
59:09 <Phly> yea but melle combat or ranged?
59:10 <Preebitz> or something
59:24 <Mekkis> in the guide
59:27 <Mekkis> chapter 6
59:28 <Mekkis> I think
59:37 <Hokubi> Your choice.
59:40 <Phly> okay preebitz get ready for me to spill Hyrdas guts on the floor
59:45 <Phly> okay lets go melle
59:58 <Hokubi> Or rather, your choice for you.
59:58 <Phly> lets roll d20 to see who goes first
00:00 <Brunius> cheers
00:04 <Hokubi> initiatives then!
00:05 <Hokubi> @init
00:05 <diebot> Hokubi, initiative: [1d20=11] 17
00:16 <MekkisScreen> !throw 1d20+6
00:16 <diebot> MekkisScreen, 1d20+6: [1d20=13] 19
00:19 <Phly> !throw !d20
00:25 <Preebitz> !throw 1d20
00:25 <diebot> Preebitz, 1d20: [1d20=1] 1
00:28 <Preebitz> ...
00:29 <Hokubi> you get dex to initiative.
00:36 <Phly> !throw 1d20+2
00:37 <diebot> Phly, 1d20+2: [1d20=8] 10
00:38 <Hokubi> Sup, Mek?
00:53 <MekkisScreen> up
00:53 <Phly> ok u go first
01:10 <Hokubi> move in, stunning fist!
01:16 <Hokubi> @atk
01:16 <diebot> Hokubi, attack: [1d20=11] 15; damage: [1d6=4] 5
01:25 <Hokubi> miss I think?
01:40 <Phly> ac 17 for me
01:51 <Preebitz> Hmm...I'm going to assemble a melee character
02:07 <Phly> !throw 1d20+4
02:07 <diebot> Phly, 1d20+4: [1d20=1] 5
02:13 <Phly> 5 :(
02:18 <Mort-> Lol
02:20 <Mort-> Haha
02:26 <Hokubi> done?
02:35 <Mort-> Hi preebitz
02:36 <Phly> yea
02:39 <Preebitz> I should have tried a bluff roll on someone to get them to pick up the gold haha
02:49 <Preebitz> Howdy
02:59 * Preebitz attempts to bluff (someone) into believing the gold is safe to take and will benefit them
03:01 <Hokubi> i attempt to grapple this barbarian!
03:03 <Preebitz> lol
03:05 <Hokubi> @gra1
03:05 <diebot> Hokubi, grapple: [1d20=3] 10
03:16 <Hokubi> whats your cmd?
03:17 <Preebitz> actually what's the bluff modifier on Norhand...
03:18 <Phly> im not a croc
03:29 <Phly> 16
03:35 <Preebitz> Who was grappling me the other day...
03:36 <Preebitz> !throw 1d20+3 Bluff target
03:37 <diebot> Preebitz, Bluff target: [1d20=1] 4
03:39 <Preebitz> bajh
03:45 <Mort-> Lol
03:52 <Preebitz> Mort, riiight
03:59 <Mort-> No
04:00 <Hokubi> alright. go ahead.
04:03 <Hokubi> khaz, not mort
04:07 <Preebitz> D:
04:10 <Phly> !throw 1d20+3
04:11 <diebot> Phly, 1d20+3: [1d20=3] 6
04:12 <Mort-> I wasn't playing
04:24 <Preebitz> Nono, before the game I was mucking around
04:32 <Hokubi> whats that?
04:35 <Mort-> Khaz
04:39 <Mort-> Aka me :d
04:43 <Hokubi> gotta let me know what the roll's for.
04:46 <Phly> ur turn
04:47 <Preebitz> Knew it :P
04:54 <Mort-> Hitting you
04:56 <Hokubi> Ah.
05:05 <Mort-> He tried to take a swing at you
05:08 <Mort-> But missed
05:11 <Hokubi> Still, good to get in the habit of saying what you're doing.
05:24 <Mort-> If avatar was on with trist
05:25 <Phly> u got to teach my how to macro after this
05:25 <Hokubi> mort, you should give the lesson on AoOs.
05:30 <Hokubi> Sure.
05:30 <Mort-> Can finish fs 3
05:38 <Hokubi> I shall reattempt this grapple!
05:40 <Mort-> What aoos?
05:41 <Mort-> Lol
05:41 <Hokubi> @gra1
05:42 <diebot> Hokubi, grapple: [1d20=7] 14
05:50 <Mort-> God that's not fair
05:51 <Hokubi> man, rolling crap.
05:52 <Phly> miss
05:58 <Mort-> You never rolled that on me!
06:08 <Hokubi> normally you would get a free attack for someone trying to grapple you.
06:13 <Hokubi> but i have feats to prevent it.
06:15 <Mort-> And khaz is marginally harder to grapple
06:22 <Mort-> Then he is
06:26 <Preebitz> Perception checks are used to find traps, aren't they?
06:32 * Preebitz picks halfling rogue, because he's -*Original*-
06:33 <Phly> my turn?
06:35 <Mort-> I know i can't grapple him for nuts
06:35 <Hydrazine> yes
06:37 <Brunius> Yep
06:39 <Hokubi> yes.
06:39 <Brunius> Hmm
06:40 <Mort-> Yeah
06:44 <Mort-> Go for it
06:51 <Hokubi> give him the fighting a caster and moving away AoOs lesson
06:51 <Brunius> Ultimate Combat doesn't seem to have many feats that are useful
06:52 <Phly> !throw 1d20+3 hit himplz
06:53 <diebot> Phly, hit himplz: [1d20=5] 8
06:54 <Brunius> Too situational
06:58 <Mort-> Lol
06:59 <Hokubi> we both roll crap.
07:03 <Mort-> Yeah
07:13 <Hokubi> one of these days i'll do better! wrestle!
07:16 <Hokubi> @gra1
07:16 <diebot> Hokubi, grapple: [1d20=3] 10
07:19 <Hokubi> ...3
07:29 * Mort- laughs some more
07:37 <Phly> my turn?
07:41 <Mort-> Yeah
07:46 <Mort-> Please do him in soon
07:51 <Phly> !throw 1d20+3 hit
07:51 <diebot> Phly, hit: [1d20=15] 18
07:55 <Phly> yes
07:57 <Mort-> Each turn your meleeing like this
08:10 <Mort-> Its a peril to your life and soul ^^
08:22 <Hokubi> he gets me!
08:24 <Hokubi> he gets me!
08:24 <Mort-> Roll damage
08:27 <Phly> !throw 1d12+4 damage
08:28 <diebot> Phly, damage: [1d12=9] 13
08:31 <Hokubi> bam!
08:31 <Mort-> You may get a chance
08:34 <Hokubi> barbarian wins!
08:39 <Mort-> Ah i think you killed him
08:43 <Hokubi> -2.
08:43 <Mort-> Lol its not fair
08:43 <Phly> i just realized ive been rolling +3 mod insted of +4
08:48 <Mort-> The last time i did it
08:52 <Hokubi> okay.
08:55 <Hokubi> so saved commands.
08:58 <Mort-> Yes pay attention lol
09:00 <Hokubi> step one, /nick char name
09:06 <Mort-> Correct
09:30 <mort-> Its sleight of hand
09:41 <Hokubi> step two, all caps: IDENTIFY
09:44 <Hokubi> in chat.
09:45 <mort-> If you  want to pick pockets
09:49 <Preebitz> IDENTIFY
09:51 <mort-> Wi
09:52 <mort-> Oh
09:53 <Ridali> INDENTIFY
09:54 <khazaran> IDENTIFY
09:56 <khazaran> NOT YOU
10:01 <khazaran> Pree
10:02 <mort-> Why would they believe you
10:06 <Preebitz> :)
10:08 <khazaran> You Brent in character
10:08 <mort-> Also people have their own agenda
10:13 * Preebitz causes chaos
10:13 <Brunius> Why wouldn't they
10:18 <Ridali> if pree is new aswell let him do it aswell
10:20 <mort-> My wizard might grab you by the neck
10:28 <Preebitz> Actually, I never Identified as norhand..
10:35 <Khazaran> He must use his characters name
10:38 <mort-> And spank you. Saying you see shiny you don't touch
10:40 <Norhand> IDENTIFY
10:48 <Hokubi> okay.
10:51 <Ridali> so what did that do?
10:59 <Hokubi> Step 3, open a chat box to just diebot.
11:03 <Hokubi> it makes diebot listen to you.
11:10 <Khazaran> !save groping gnomes: 1d20+4
11:10 <diebot> Khazaran, 1d20+4 saved as @groping gnomes
11:14 <Ridali> okay
11:18 <Norhand> Oi
11:20 <Khazaran> You can also do it here
11:25 <Khazaran> You deserve it
11:26 <Hokubi> so it works kinda like how Khaz just did.
11:27 <Norhand> Oops, I never registered my mnick
11:32 <Khazaran> For making trouble
11:45 <Hokubi> .!save keyword: 1d20+5 and describing what it is.
11:51 <Khazaran> @groping gnomes
11:52 <diebot> Khazaran, 1d20+4: [1d20=11] 15
11:59 <Hokubi> you can include multiple rolls with a semicolon.
12:06 <Hokubi> the key is the full colon after the keyword
12:08 <Khazaran> One gnome groped!
12:08 <Preebitz> I can't wait to see if this character can avoid your Khaz. What do I have to do to beat a grapple roll agian?
12:11 <Norhand> haha
12:14 <Preebitz> Again*
12:16 <Hokubi> so my attack roll is like this.
12:24 <Ridali> !save Hit 1d20+4
12:29 <Khazaran> Of course you want it short
12:36 <Hokubi> .!save atk: 1d20+4 unarmed attack; 1d6+1 damage
12:37 <Ridali> @hit
12:42 <Brunius> Ridali: !save Hit: 1d20+4
12:43 <Hokubi> colon after hit.
12:47 <Khazaran> Groping gnomes is such a mouthful
13:14 <Hokubi> and you might as well attack the damage roll to it too, like i did.
13:15 <Mekkis> Die, bot
13:17 diebot has quit (Quit: Mekkis shot me :()
13:23 <Hydrazine> poor diebot.
13:24 <Ridali> !save, Hit 1d20+4 swing Great axe
13:28 <Ridali> @hit
13:32 <Preebitz> LOL
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13:36 <Khazaran> !save groping gnomes: 1d20+5 to molest a gnome!
13:37 <diebot> Khazaran, 1d20+5 to molest a gnome! saved as @groping gnomes
13:39 <Hokubi> no comma.
13:43 <Mekkis> !throw 1d20
13:45 <Hokubi> colon AFTER hit
13:45 <diebot> Mekkis, 1d20: [1d20=16] 16
13:48 <Hydrazine> does it work if I do it?
13:52 <Ridali> wait what is a colon
14:02 <Khazaran> @groping gnomes
14:03 <diebot> Khazaran, to molest a gnome!: [1d20=16] 21
14:04 <Ridali> '?
14:05 <Preebitz> Die, bot
14:06 <Preebitz> nope
14:07 <Preebitz> :P
14:11 <Khazaran> Cool right?
14:11 <Ridali> ' this thing
14:17 <Brunius> Preebitz: To avoid a grapple, you need a higher CMD then they roll
14:19 <Narhold> !save Avoid Grope: 1d20+2 Avoid being molested
14:19 <Khazaran> Another gnome molested
14:19 <diebot> Narhold, 1d20+2 Avoid being molested saved as @Avoid Grope
14:27 <Narhold> @Avoid Grope
14:28 <diebot> Narhold, Avoid being molested: [1d20=19] 21
14:30 <Narhold> heh
14:34 <Khazaran> Wtf!
14:44 <Narhold> Not this time, Khaz
14:47 <Preebitz> Oh boy
14:47 <Preebitz> lol
14:48 <Khazaran> @groping gnomes
14:48 <diebot> Khazaran, to molest a gnome!: [1d20=18] 23
14:52 <Khazaran> Lol
14:56 <Narhold> @avoid grope
14:59 <Narhold> @Avoid Grope
15:00 <diebot> Narhold, Avoid being molested: [1d20=12] 14
15:02 <Narhold> UGh
15:02 <Hydrazine> well, khaz isn't really a grappler.
15:03 * Narhold is groped
15:04 <Khazaran> Lol
15:04 <Preebitz> Every level in a class skill gives +3 doesn't it?
15:04 <Mekkis> or they can roll a natural 1
15:07 <Khazaran> Get groped
15:07 <Mekkis> no
15:10 <Mekkis> just the first one
15:14 <Preebitz> Oh swee
15:16 <Ridali> !save hit 1d20+4 Swing Great axe
15:16 <Preebitz> sweet
15:21 <Ridali> @hit
15:27 <Preebitz> @Avoid Grope
15:30 <Preebitz> Oh cool
15:31 <Preebitz> Only works IC
15:38 <Ridali> mine doesnt work?
15:39 <Khazaran>  !throw 1d20+10 to rape gnomes further!
15:47 <Preebitz> So many spacuu
16:04 <Hokubi> YEah, they save based on nick
16:08 <Preebitz> Hey guys, quick question regarding Sneak attacks. If I were to attack an enemy while they're grappled, it would count as sneak, right?
16:10 <Hokubi> so you can have em for all your characters.
16:15 <Khazaran> !throw 1d20+10 to rape gnomes further
16:16 <diebot> Khazaran, to rape gnomes further: [1d20=2] 12
16:23 <Khazaran> Oh dear
16:34 <Khazaran> The gnome got away? :(
16:36 <Hokubi> i'ma get you, khaz.
16:38 <Hokubi> @gra1
16:39 <diebot> Hokubi, grapple: [1d20=14] 21
16:44 <Khazaran> See?
16:45 <Hokubi> see? it works on magi.
16:46 <Preebitz> So, Stealth. I'd have +4 (Ability Modifier, Race and Class), which would go to +7 if I put a level in it?
16:55 <Ridali> mine doesnt work!!!!
16:57 <Khazaran> He always grabs me
16:58 <Preebitz> then increase by +1 each rank I put in?
16:59 <Mekkis> yep
17:04 <Mekkis> ummm
17:07 <Hokubi> show me, Ridali ?
17:11 <Khazaran> Try to break out of it using brute force
17:13 <Hokubi> exactly what you're typing?
17:13 <Mekkis> +8 if you put a single rank in it
17:14 <Ridali> @hit
17:23 <Mekkis> +3 for class, +1 for the rank
17:26 <Khazaran> !throw 1d20+5
17:26 <diebot> Khazaran, 1d20+5: [1d20=3] 8
17:27 <Preebitz> should be @Swing Great axe
17:29 <Hokubi> then you did't save it good
17:34 <Khazaran> Peh
17:36 <Ridali> @swing great axe
17:37 <Hokubi> so try the save command again.
17:43 <Preebitz> With proper capitals
17:44 <Khazaran> Now I'm going to get pwned
17:48 <Preebitz> exactly how you spelled it
18:13 <Hokubi> @gra2
18:13 <diebot> Hokubi, maintain grapple: [1d20=9] 19
18:15 <Ridali> !save hit 1d20+4
18:16 <Hokubi> pin khaz
18:20 <Ridali> @hit
18:23 <Preebitz> Really? I can't see the stealth bonus in the SRD
18:24 <Hokubi> forgot the colon
18:27 <Hokubi> :::::::::::::
18:30 <Khazaran> Pree. You don't get to sneak attack on grapple
18:30 <Hokubi> those're colons
18:35 <Preebitz> Really?
18:42 <Khazaran> I can forget about fighting now
18:43 <Preebitz> Even though they lose their dex bonus?
18:47 <Ridali> this'thing
18:51 <Khazaran> You just need to
18:55 <Khazaran> Walk behind him
18:59 <Khazaran> And stab him
19:06 <Hokubi> Ridali,        !save hit: 1d20+4
19:12 <Khazaran> Since he can't take aoos while grappled
19:18 <Preebitz> True
19:21 <Ridali> so do i need to put my name?
19:30 <Hokubi> no.
19:33 <Hokubi> you need the colon,.
19:34 <Preebitz> Okay, but do I get to deal the extra damage if he's grappled?
19:38 <Hokubi> copy-paste mine
19:43 <Khazaran> !throw 1d20+5 try to get away again i have really rotten luck
19:43 <Hokubi> starting at !save
19:44 <diebot> Khazaran, try to get away again i have really rotten luck: [1d20=17] 22
19:46 <Preebitz> Oh wait
19:49 <Hydrazine> well you should i think +4 for being small, right?
19:53 <Khazaran> Does that work
19:56 <Ridali> i googled colon and this is what it looks like :
19:59 <Brunius> Something like that
20:02 <Preebitz> "Any time her target would be denied their Dexterity Bonus to AC"
20:02 <Khazaran> Or is it too late ^^
20:02 <Hydrazine> then add dex, 1 rank, and +3 class
20:08 <Brunius> Remember ACP
20:09 <Hokubi> is that taking in your dex penatlies?
20:17 <Khazaran> Grappled is not denied
20:23 <Khazaran> How much dex
20:23 <Preebitz> OH, it's a negative
20:24 <Preebitz> riiight
20:25 <Hokubi> -4
20:30 <Khazaran> After your 2nd round
20:36 <Hokubi> pinned is denied.
20:37 <Preebitz> OR When the rogue flanks her target
20:40 <Hokubi> oh, second round
20:42 <Hokubi> all of it
20:49 <Preebitz> So if I attack from the side would that count?
20:50 <Khazaran> All?
20:53 <Khazaran> As in 0?
21:02 <Hokubi> pinned is 0 dex.
21:04 <Hokubi> -5.
21:10 <Khazaran> You must be able to draw a line
21:22 <Khazaran> 22-5
21:24 <mort-> Please try to avoid hoku
21:26 <mort-> Not me
21:28 <Khazaran> 17?
21:28 <mort-> I suck
21:33 <Hokubi> fail.
21:38 mort- is now known as Khazaran
21:43 <Khazaran> Was using strength check bt
21:52 <Hokubi> can't str check out.
21:52 <Preebitz> Right, +4 for size, +3 for class, +4 for dex, +1 for the rank, +3 for first class rank?
21:56 <Khazaran> Ah
21:57 <Hokubi> either cmb or escape artist
21:59 <Mekkis> yeah
22:01 <Khazaran> Of?
22:02 <Khazaran> Cmb
22:03 <Mekkis> no
22:05 <Hydrazine> you got +3 class in there twice
22:10 <Mekkis> you're adding +3 twice
22:14 <Khazaran> That's mine
22:15 <Khazaran> Anyway
22:22 <Khazaran> @groping gnomes
22:23 <Khazaran> I was trying to cmb out
22:23 <diebot> Khazaran, to molest a gnome!: [1d20=2] 7
22:28 <Hokubi> inc the dex penalties, fail.
22:30 <Khazaran> Shit
22:32 <Khazaran> Ah
22:33 <Preebitz> oh right, no wait let me check the rogue class to make sure I didn't get it and class skill confused
22:37 <Preebitz> So, if you were in front of the target and me behind, I could sneak attack AND roll for base damage then 1d6 bonus?
22:38 <Hokubi> er. my bad.
22:40 <Khazaran> Its going to get very ugly now
22:44 <Grolschmir> @charging Khazaran 
22:46 <Khazaran> Yeah pree
22:49 <Grolschmir> @charge Khazaran 
22:50 <Preebitz> Oh nice
22:54 <Grolschmir> @charge
22:55 <Hokubi> its not -0, but its no bonus.
22:56 <diebot> Grolschmir, attack: [1d20=13] 26; damage: [3d6=1,4,5] 49
23:04 <Khazaran> Ok so its still 22
23:07 <Khazaran> ?
23:15 <Khazaran> Cmb roll is +5
23:30 <Hokubi> then grats. great roll. just made it out.
23:31 <Ridali> be back later guys
23:34 <Preebitz> no, that's there twice accidentally. SO my stealth bonus is 12
23:41 <Khazaran> Do i  get to cast?
23:50 <Hokubi> you're free.
23:53 <Khazaran> Grease!
23:57 <Grolschmir> yep
23:59 <Hokubi> aoo?
24:00 <Khazaran> But getting out of grapple
24:02 <Khazaran> How many times
24:03 <Hydrazine> agree.
24:08 <Khazaran> Is move action?
24:09 <Khazaran> Did i tell myself
24:10 <Preebitz> They won't see me coming
24:11 <Hokubi> no.
24:16 <Hokubi> well.
24:21 <Hokubi> you spent a standard to get out.
24:23 <Khazaran> Not to grope gnomes when mek is around
24:28 <Khazaran> Oh dear
24:33 <Mekkis> you should
24:38 <Hokubi> move remains.
24:42 <Khazaran> I'm still stuck next round
24:42 Khazaran is now known as mort-
25:00 <mort-> 2nd time I've gotten charged :p
25:02 <Khazaran> Get the fk out of there. But it wouldn't do any good
25:08 * Khazaran prays
25:16 <Khazaran> Next round please miss :d
25:23 <mort-> How do you roll stealth exactly
25:26 <Khazaran> K assumid i ran 30 ft away
25:32 <Mekkis> did I tell you that Grolschmir got promoted?
25:32 <Brunius> opposed
25:36 <Brunius> perception vs stealth
25:40 <Mekkis> mort-, with difficulty
25:41 <Preebitz> Roll stealth against perception
25:53 <Mekkis> you must have cover or concealment to use stealth
25:54 <mort-> Its bad
25:59 <mort-> At least mine is
26:08 <Mekkis> once you have it, you attempt your stealth check
26:14 <Hokubi> AoO for the move.
26:16 <Hokubi> @atk
26:17 <diebot> Hokubi, attack: [1d20=11] 15; damage: [1d6=6] 7
26:22 <Khazaran> Miss
26:31 <Khazaran> I'm not that easy to hit
26:34 <Hokubi> try again.
26:38 <Hokubi> move in, grapple
26:40 <Hokubi> @gra1
26:40 <diebot> Hokubi, grapple: [1d20=8] 15
26:43 <Hokubi> balls.
26:54 <Khazaran> 5 ft step pull scroll grease
26:55 <Preebitz> Ranger gets HiPS, does rogue eventually?
27:00 <Khazaran> End turn
27:11 <Hokubi> 5ft step, try again.
27:14 <Hokubi> @gra1
27:14 <diebot> Hokubi, grapple: [1d20=2] 9
27:16 <Brunius> HiPS?
27:17 <Hokubi> ..wow.
27:21 <Brunius> Don't think so
27:23 <Preebitz> Hide in plain sight
27:24 <Hokubi> happy now?
27:38 <Khazaran> I may not be able to kill you
27:39 <Preebitz> 3'9" tall for a halfling?
27:52 <Preebitz> Waiit
27:54 <Khazaran> Hit 2 handed
27:55 <Preebitz> I rolled the wrong die
28:01 <mort-> Rogues should get it first if its possible
28:07 <Khazaran> @2hs
28:08 <diebot> Khazaran, slash: [1d20=19] 25; slash damage: [1d6=6] 13
28:13 <Hokubi> with a scroll in your hand?
28:15 <Mekkis> levels in shadowdancer
28:22 <Preebitz> I used to make a rogue/fighter/shadowdancer build
28:23 * mort- rubs her sore bum
28:26 <Khazaran> That's the next turn already
28:27 <Preebitz> Just to get HiPS
28:43 <Khazaran> Remember you tried to grapple me?
28:43 <Hokubi> so you're not using it?
28:44 <mort-> Can you not poke me so hard next time?
28:49 <mort-> Or ffs roll a natural 1
28:53 <Hokubi> thought you just got it out.
28:54 <mort-> And miss
29:02 <Khazaran> The 5 ft step pull scroll grease
29:08 <Khazaran> I can move and cast?
29:13 <Preebitz> If a charge is over 20 feet I reckon you should be able to throw a reflex check
29:19 <Hokubi> ah.
29:22 <Hokubi> dead monk is dead.
29:25 <Khazaran> When i pulled i casted that turn?
29:39 <Khazaran> Level 2
29:48 <Khazaran> Can move and pull shit
30:02 <Khazaran> That was a possible crit
30:03 <mort-> You don't get them here
30:12 <Khazaran> But yes i won't use spell combat
30:14 <Hydrazine> dead either way
30:15 <mort-> Anyway he is a level 6 expert charger
30:22 <Preebitz> oh lordy
30:44 <mort-> Can't risk it
30:51 <mort-> I'm just a level 2 magus trying to make my way around the world
30:54 <mort-> You would probably save vs daze
30:57 <yeagel> back
31:00 <yeagel> well, yeah
31:05 <Hydrazine> probably.
31:09 <yeagel> i did miss out this weekend
31:11 <Hydrazine> well, not with these rolls.
31:26 <yeagel> and it's my fault - should've been more vigilant
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31:38 <Hydrazine> set an alarm.
31:45 <Preebitz> Nothing a rogue uses would require intel, would it unless it was a magical device?
31:58 <Hydrazine> or you could give us your skype. and we ring you near game time. if that would help.
32:07 <Mekkis> or your phone number
32:14 <mort-> And i get into trouble for groping gnomes
32:18 <mort-> While your at it
32:43 <mort-> Sell you soul to us. We will get a demon lord to wake you up
32:51 <yeagel> good enough
33:08 <Phly> While ur talking about skype add me Ryan.maniam
33:24 <mort-> You want some skill points
33:33 <mort-> For disable device blah blah
33:36 <mort-> Or whatever
33:44 <mort-> Btw i like bards
33:59 <mort-> Gnome ones especially
34:10 <mort-> Lol
34:22 <Preebitz> Quick question about flanking, I understand it has to be opposite sides, but do both have to be within melee distance?
34:24 <mort-> But better not grope gnomes
34:29 <mort-> If mek is here
34:38 <Preebitz> You'll get stabbed, again haha
34:44 <mort->  I won't even get to make grapple check
34:53 <mort-> Its instant death by charging :(
35:16 <Brunius> Yes
35:19 <Brunius> Have to be threatening
35:20 <Preebitz> What's the starting HP of a rogue? I can't find it in the SRD
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35:28 <Preebitz> It's like 8 or something?
35:30 <mort-> 8
35:46 <Preebitz> No con mod if I've got one?
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35:52 <Preebitz> ah wait
35:55 <Preebitz> I don't even have one
35:56 <Preebitz> haha
35:59 <Preebitz> Alrighty then
36:09 <Preebitz> No wait, I've got +1...this generator is stupid.
36:11 <mort-> Always have +1 cons
36:20 <mort-> No matter what class you play
36:23 <Preebitz> I've got 12 const and it's like, you have 0 mod
36:23 <mort-> If you melee
36:24 <Phly> Dam I missed the explanation can sOmeone copy and paste it
36:26 <Preebitz> I'm like, wut
36:31 <mort-> Make it +2
36:58 <Phly> Ty
37:26 <Preebitz> Hmm, seems I can still flank sneak attack with a ranged weapon if meeting criteria nd within 30 feet
37:37 <Hydrazine> well heres the thing.
37:53 <Preebitz> so as long as someone is up in his face and I'm technically "Flanking" or they have been denied their dex bonus, it counts
38:05 <Hydrazine> unless they're flatfooted, you can't really meet criteria.
38:13 <Hydrazine> you aren't flanking if you aren't in melee, period.
38:36 <mort-> Ask mek what happens when you run into melee with 10 cons ><
38:36 <Preebitz> So for ranged sneaks, they've gotta be denied or flatfooted?
38:40 <Hydrazine> you can't flank with a ranged weapon.
38:55 <Preebitz> I get that, I can still sneak attack with them however
39:02 <Brunius> You get killed?
39:04 <Brunius> And, er killed?
39:10 <Brunius> Possibly killed?
40:05 <Preebitz> ooh, i like that
40:41 <Preebitz> Surprise attack(Ex): During the surprise round, opponents are always considered flat-footed to a rogue with this ability, even if they have already acted.
41:13 <mort-> He did
41:14 <mort-> Sigh
41:24 <mort-> If he had +1 mod
41:24 <yeagel> i forgot my skype if
41:26 <yeagel> *id
41:37 <yeagel> i shall find it '
41:38 <mort-> We would have been able to save him :(
41:40 <yeagel> hold on
42:57 <Preebitz> so, If I'm stealthed going into battle, and i'm not detected, I can take actions in the surprise round until I am detected?
42:58 <Hydrazine> Wait, i thought he survived?
43:03 <Hydrazine> did this change when i wasn't looking?
43:09 <mort-> He didn't
43:25 <mort-> The roll was for a d20
43:27 <Preebitz> +5 reflex check. THROW ME EVERYWHERE
43:36 <mort-> Not a damage roll
44:08 <Brunius> Not quite
44:16 <Brunius> After you attack they'll see you
44:51 <Preebitz> I know that, I'm reading up on the surprise round to see exactly how it works.
46:21 <Preebitz> So if we go into battle and I'm undetected, how does my initiative roll work?
46:59 <Brunius> You roll it same as everyone else
47:15 <Ballig> means you act in the surprise round
48:18 <Preebitz> So I can take a standard action in the surprise round, then another standard action in the normal round?
48:26 <Ballig> yeah
48:33 <Ballig> so say it's just you and an orc
48:35 <Ballig> and you sneak up on the orc
48:45 <Ballig> you both roll initiative, you get a standard action and he hasn't detected you so he gets no action in the surprise round
49:02 <Ballig> next round, if you rolled higher initiative, you get another standard action (so you've had two before he got a chance to act)
49:05 <Ballig> if he rolled higher initiative, he would act and then you would act again
49:39 <Preebitz> Okay then, but in group combat, say I'm stealthed for multiple turns, will there be a new surprise round at the beginning of each?
50:28 <Ballig> no
50:32 <Ballig> there's only one
50:47 <Preebitz> Ah okay, then it's just normal rounds from there
50:54 <Ballig> yep
51:12 <Ballig> but if you attack someone when they haven't detected you (or can't see you because you're invisible), you get bonuses to your attack
51:20 <Ballig> and if your class has sneak attack, you get to apply that damage (rogues, ninjas, etc)
51:25 <Preebitz> Yeah
52:20 <Preebitz> So I go into the surprise round, I launch an arrow at the orc. That's a sneak attack as long as within 30 feet?
52:36 <Ballig> yeah, because he's flat-footed
52:41 <Ballig> he hasn't acted in combat yet
52:46 <Preebitz> Yeah cool
53:00 <Ballig> even if he has seen you and it's not a surprise round but you rolled higher in initiative, if you shoot an arrow at him that's a sneak attack because he's flat-footed
53:27 <Preebitz> because he hasn't moved yet, right.
54:31 <Preebitz> Alright, let's say multiple combatants are moving in a surprise round. With the surprise round flat-footed bonus that the rogues get, if a target has moved already and I'm next to move, and launch an arrow, they'd count as flat-footed?
55:10 <Ballig> if they are acting in the surprise round, and have already moved, they aren't flat-footed
56:00 <Preebitz> Surprise Attack(Ex): During the surprise round, opponents are always considered flat footed even if they have already acted
56:15 <Ballig> is that a rogue special ability?
56:23 <Preebitz> Chosen at level 2 rogue
56:32 <Ballig> that trumps the regular rules, obv
56:51 <Preebitz> so they will always count as flat-footed in surprise rounds no-matter what
56:53 <Preebitz> cool
57:29 * mort- eyes preebitz speculatively
57:50 <mort-> I heard gnomes like living things to the fullest right?
58:25 <Preebitz> Gnomes love everything they've never seen before
58:31 <Ballig> pretty sure that's just a rumour
58:48 <Preebitz> 150gp to start, right?
58:57 <Ballig> yeah
59:33 <Phly> Are u making a new character 
59:36 <Phly> ?
00:27 <Avatar> Preebitz: when are you free to finish that game this week
01:52 <Phly> I think we're all here now, can we do it now?
02:27 <Preebitz> Whenever you need, Avatar
03:38 <mort-> Tristen isn't around atm
03:42 <mort-> Ah
03:55 <mort-> Preebitz
04:06 <mort-> I just constructed a new siege engine
04:20 <Ballig> why are you telling new people to go away mort
04:22 <mort-> Would you like to help me with it?
04:29 <mort-> What now
04:41 <Ballig> that guy this morning that you told to go away
04:53 <mort-> It was early morning
04:58 <Ballig> so
05:02 <mort-> And i don't drink coffee
05:08 <Ballig> not much of an excuse
05:16 <Ballig> what if he was going to turn out to be the best player or GM we've ever had
05:18 <Ballig> but you didn't drink coffee
05:20 <Phly> Lol we should put up a warning on the site to ignore mort
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05:38 <Preebitz> !throw 1d20+7 Avoid Mort-
05:39 <diebot> Preebitz, Avoid Mort-: [1d20=7] 14
05:41 <Preebitz> eek
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07:44 <Phly> Sorry for disconnecting so much I'm on my iPhone and it randomly disconnects
08:12 <Brunius> Solution: Don't log in on an iPhone
08:18 <Brunius> How much is that costing you anyway
08:27 <Preebitz> if you're on wifi, nothing
08:28 <Preebitz> lol
08:45 <Preebitz> How do I work out my TAB with weapons?
08:49 <mort-> And i was looking at my spell book
09:05 <Brunius> If it's a melee weapon
09:11 <Brunius> BAB+Str+misc bonuses
09:18 <mort-> Its your attack roll on it with all bonuses added up
09:22 <Brunius> misc bonues is stuff like magic
09:34 <Brunius> If it's a ranged weapon, BAB+dex+misc
09:39 <Preebitz> Alright, say i have 2 of the same weapon, mainhand and offhand
09:49 <Preebitz> I gotta figure out my offhand penalty :\
09:53 <Brunius> Do you have two weapon fighting
10:25 <Brunius> If you have TWF and they're both light weapons, it's -2 on mainhand and offhand
10:36 <Preebitz> No I don't
10:52 <Preebitz> Screw dodge, I'm taking TWF
11:37 <Phly> What are some examples of misc mods
11:38 <Hydrazine> what brunius says.
11:51 <Brunius> magic
11:54 <Hydrazine> If its not that combo.. the penalties are pretty mean.
11:55 <Preebitz> Ugh, -1 str bonus LOL
11:57 <Preebitz> DAMN YOU RACE
11:58 <Hydrazine> weapon focus
12:01 <Hydrazine> power attack
12:11 <Brunius> Take Weapon Finesse
12:37 <Preebitz> Oh sweet, now that's useful
12:49 <mort-> Every rogue does it i think
12:50 <Hydrazine> here for you bro.
12:50 <Hydrazine> Here for you.
12:57 <Hydrazine> I'm tempted to make a rogue that doesn't, Mort.
13:01 <mort-> So does oskar.And he isn't rogue
13:03 <Hydrazine> a straight up thug.
13:17 <mort-> 2 handed falchion? :p
13:31 <Preebitz> Okay, so now what's the formular for my TAB?
13:53 <Avatar> it's what's in the attacks section for melee/ranged
14:00 <Phly> What doe tab stand for?
14:04 <Avatar> total attack bonus
14:10 <Preebitz> Oh
14:11 <Phly> Okay
14:16 <Avatar> oh uh
14:26 <Avatar> sorry maybe I'm wrong, if you're using two weapon fighting
14:45 <Preebitz> No, finesse
14:46 <Avatar> you take your melee/ranged and then put in your two weapon fighting penalties after it if that's what you'll be doing
15:09 <Avatar> finesse you'll always be using that, so that just replaces it
15:13 <Preebitz> Melee:   5   =  0(base) +4(Dex) +1(size)
15:20 <Avatar> you'd effectively use your ranged one for your melee one
15:32 <Preebitz> yeah, same bonus to each
15:35 <Phly> Melee is dex?
15:43 <Avatar> weapon finesse only applies to certain weapons
15:47 <Preebitz> Yeah
15:49 <Avatar> so you still need melee as str
15:51 <Hydrazine> theres a feat to use dex instead, for some weapons.
15:53 <Preebitz> Do sickles count as light?
15:59 <Phly> Nice
16:07 <Avatar> you can add another line that says W.Finesse: 5 = 0(base) + 4(dex) + 1(size)
16:19 <Avatar> is it listed under light weapons
16:20 <Preebitz> eeyup, sickles are light
17:19 <Preebitz> so what's the modifier for offhand?
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17:38 <Brunius> With TWF?
17:39 <Brunius> -2
17:39 <Preebitz> Without
17:40 <Brunius> Er
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18:18 <Phly> lol
18:24 <Mort> We r so funny
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18:58 <Avatar> without it's like -4, -8
19:00 <Brunius> Game over.
19:24 <Brunius> Yeah
19:27 <Brunius> -4, -8
19:32 <Brunius> Looking at the entry now
19:40 <Preebitz> So mainhand gets a -4 and offhand gets a -8?
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19:57 <Phly> Kicked :(
20:00 <Brunius> -6,-10, unless your offhand is light, in which case they're both reduced by two
20:13 <Preebitz> Offhand is light
20:14 <Preebitz> both are
20:31 <Preebitz> so, if my TAB is +5, it would be +3 if dual-wielding lights?
20:43 <Brunius> +1
20:49 <Brunius> And the other is -3
20:50 <Preebitz> Oh lord
20:52 <Preebitz> oaky
20:54 <Preebitz> okay*
20:54 <mort-> Can't stand it
21:04 <mort-> Didn't you get twf?
21:14 <mort-> Oh weapon finesse
21:16 <Preebitz> Finesse instead, or it would be even lower
21:22 <mort-> Wait till 3 then
21:27 <mort-> Or be human
21:46 <mort-> One feat at level 
21:46 <Preebitz> Yeah I'm going to be sneak-attacking with my xbow for a while
21:48 <mort-> 1 extra
21:58 <mort-> Ask hydra before you do
22:03 <mort-> I think he tried
22:12 <mort-> But it didn't work too well
22:22 <Preebitz> what? Sneak attacking with a xbow?
22:56 <Brunius> Ranged Sneak doesn't work very well
34:20 <Brunius> <Preebitz> Quick question about flanking, I understand it has to be opposite sides, but do both have to be within melee distance?
35:13 <Brunius> <Brunius> Yes
35:17 <Brunius> <Brunius> Have to be threatening
24:39 <Brunius> Nah
24:42 <Brunius> Jaggedsoul's
25:27 <Hydrazine> So far I've made a rogue, fighter, and monk.
25:50 <Brunius> Rogue, Cleric, Sorceror, Fighter, Paladin, Ranger
25:56 <Brunius> And my next char will be a gunslinger
26:03 <Avatar> ftw
26:13 <mort-> Wizard, magus, sorceror
26:14 <Phly> ohh gunslinger sound intresting let me read it up
26:17 <Brunius> They will be a duel wielding gunslinger
26:37 <mort-> Mind your misfires
26:42 <Brunius> Yeah
26:45 <Brunius> That will be a pain
26:52 <***> Buffer Playback...
26:52 <***> Playback Complete.
26:54 <Avatar> you can quick clear normally can't you
26:57 <Brunius> Start a new one
27:07 <Phly> well i g2g cya guys later, i might be back in an hour
27:08 <Phly> is it possible to play a ratkin in pathfinder society?
27:09 <Timel> You have a picture to post with, yeah?
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27:17 <Brunius> Yeah
27:18 <Avatar> what's a ratkin
27:19 <Mekkis> <?!save
27:20 <diebot> Saves a roll against a nick. eg. !save init: 1d20+3 initiative. Saved rolls can be viewed at http://nl.ti4200.info/vpsirc/savedcommands.yaml.sorted 
27:26 <Brunius> No
27:28 <Avatar> (short answer, no)
27:36 <mort-> Kender
27:36 <Phly> long answer?
27:36 <Timel> at the top there should be a huge NEW THREAD button
27:38 <mort-> Probably
27:41 <Timel> like, a large blue link
27:42 <mort-> Not legal.
27:45 <Avatar> long answer starts with your answer of what a ratkin is
27:49 <Timel> No wait, that's my extension
27:51 <Brunius> It's core races, unless you get a boon from a convention
27:52 <Preebitz> I liked Kender, I was such a douche.
27:58 <mort-> More syllabus
28:04 <Phly> http://www.d20pfsrd.com/races/3rd-party-races/adamant-entertainment/ratkin
28:08 <Brunius> And I don't think there's a boon for ratkin
28:09 <Timel> You should see boxes like Name, email and stuff at the top, correct?
28:14 <Brunius> yep
28:16 <Phly> whats a boon?
28:31 <Brunius> Just put it in there?
28:34 <Brunius> Oh, and moreover, that's third party material
28:34 <Timel> put noko in the email
28:35 <Brunius> I thought that was it
28:37 <Timel> and yeah, post the rest
28:40 <Brunius> But it didn't work
28:41 <Brunius> It's a special chronicle sheet
28:41 <Preebitz> I forgot how combat rolls work. I have to roll 1d20+WeaponTAB against their AC, Right?
28:48 <Timel> you didn't put noko in the email field, did you?
28:48 <Mekkis> why are you using 4chan?
28:54 <Timel> otherwise it doesn't put you in your thread
28:56 <Brunius> That allows you to do something unusual
28:57 <Avatar> you can only use stuff from other books if it's listed here: http://paizo.com/pathfinderSociety/resources
28:57 <Brunius> Why not?
29:06 <Brunius> Get a free vanity, play an alternate race, etc.
29:06 <Brunius> I feel like trolling
29:12 <Avatar> Preebitz: right
29:16 <Brunius> I'd rather try trolling the trolls than anywhere else on the internet
30:27 <Mekkis> http://www.campaignmastery.com/blog/plot-stat-block-for-the-organized-game-master/
30:31 <Timel> @1hmeleesneak
30:31 <diebot> Timel, I sneak attack the Enemy with my sickle: [1d20=5] 10; and hurt them for a combined: [1d4=1; 1d6=1] 6
30:37 <Preebitz> What was that websites with the alternate racial bonuses?>
30:41 <Timel> :\
30:50 <Timel> I rolled 2 ones....goddamnit
31:17 <Brunius> Wow
31:21 <Brunius> Full plate costs heaps
31:26 <Avatar> http://www.d20pfsrd.com/
31:41 <Brunius> Er
31:47 <Brunius> What does flood detected post discarded mean
32:03 <Timel> Your post is too similar to a post already on one of 15 pages to be posted
32:15 <Timel> Go scour all the pages for your post, remembering a post will bump a thread to the front page
32:18 <Timel> so yeah, good luck
32:29 <Phly> how much?
32:51 <Brunius> 1500gp
33:01 <Phly> dam
33:05 <Brunius> And hell, it reduces your speed to 15ft
33:07 <Timel> What's the picture you posted, I'll see if I can't find it
33:28 <Avatar> buy a mount
33:33 <Brunius> Dude
33:35 <Brunius> It's armour
33:42 <Avatar> so ?
33:43 <Phly> u can get mounts?
33:50 <Hydrazine> sure.
34:02 <Phly> awesome
34:03 <Avatar> yeah if you buy a riding dog, you use your mount's speed
34:04 <Brunius> Nah
34:08 <Brunius> Oh
34:13 <Brunius> I get a free mount at level 4 anyway
34:18 <Hydrazine> ...derp
34:26 <Avatar> you need to have some skill in ride, but that's easy enough
34:54 <Phly> how much is the cheapest mount?
35:03 <Brunius> Just found it
35:37 <Avatar> look it up under equipment
35:41 <Avatar> goods and services > mounts
36:38 <Phly> um i was just looking at oskars char sheet and realised he doesnt have craft is there a reason?
36:56 <Brunius> Is there a reason he would have craft?
36:59 <Timel> I'm trying to figure out which It could be, considering the thread age
37:18 <Avatar> if he doesn't have ranks in it, it doesn't realy need to be there
37:34 <Timel> I'm thinking it's potentially the "I only come here for porn" image
37:35 <Avatar> you can't use craft without ranks
37:40 <Avatar> most other skills you can
37:46 <Preebitz> Hmm...I like the idea of Craven on my Halfling, but I like the racial bonuses more
37:50 <Phly> even if its a class skill?
38:13 <Timel> That, or the apple water
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38:20 <Avatar> yeah even if it's a class skill
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38:27 <Mekkis> trust Phly 
38:29 <Avatar> everyone gets craft and profession as class skills
38:38 <Phly> hmm?
38:54 <Phly> is it me or are less ppl online?
38:58 <Preebitz> What's the bonus if I 2h a weapon?
39:04 <Mekkis> it's you
39:08 <Mekkis> you caused a netsplit
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39:19 <Hydrazine> no benefit at all if its a light weapon.
39:22 <Mekkis> coincidence?
39:23 <Preebitz> daww
39:25 <Phly> lol im sorry
39:27 <Mekkis> you broke the internet!
39:45 * Preebitz just imagined dual-wielding crossbows for some reason
39:50 <Timel> With weapon finesse and a light weapon, when I roll for damage I get bonus damage from Dex not STR don't I?
39:54 <Phly> OMFG awesome
39:54 <Hydrazine> does using two hands on your kitchen knife make it any more effective?
40:09 <Preebitz> You could effectively get more force behind it, if you do the science.
40:18 <Preebitz> You'd have more control too
40:34 <Hydrazine> do you cut your steak with one hand on the knife or two?
40:55 <Preebitz> True
41:13 * Preebitz doesn't cut his steaks...he's not allowed sharp objects
41:34 <Mekkis> still str
41:37 <Mekkis> ummm
41:45 <Timel> Oh goddamnit
41:48 <Mekkis> please tell me you're not playing a rogue as your first character
42:05 <Phly> its his second char i think
42:13 <Timel> My bard is partway through a game, so no.
42:17 <Mekkis> oh
42:20 <Mekkis> that's OK then
42:52 <Mekkis> playing a rogue is a good way to set yourself up for disappointment. I'd hate for that to be your first character
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43:35 <Phly> lol yea i was reading that
43:40 <yeagel> why don't you just make the slices thinner
43:46 <Phly> i think that was my fault sorry guys
43:52 <Timel> so for weapon finesse is only for attack rolls not damage rolls?
43:56 <Mekkis> yeah
44:03 <Timel> ffff
44:27 <Phly> anyway whats wrong with rogues?
44:34 <Brunius> Man
44:46 <Mekkis> they require a lot of skill, knowledge and planning to play well
44:46 <Brunius> I didn't realise feint didn't give them their dex bonus
44:50 <Brunius> That means I can sneak the,
44:51 <Brunius> m
44:54 <Timel> Mmhmm
45:04 <Mekkis> a LOT of skill, knowledge and planning
45:05 <Timel> You know what sucks, I have a -1Cmd
45:05 <Timel> lol
45:13 <Timel> err
45:14 <Timel> CMB
45:15 <Phly> lol what how?
45:21 <Ballig> Brunius: there is a feat for a quicker feint
45:27 <Brunius> In UC?
45:31 <Ballig> APG I think
45:42 <Mekkis> faster than improved feint
45:44 <Mekkis> ?
45:52 <Ballig> is that core rulebook
45:55 <Mekkis> yes
46:00 <Ballig> then it's core rulebook not APG
46:04 <Ballig> (improved feint is the one I was talking about)
46:13 <Brunius> It's a move with improved
46:20 <Ballig> yeah
46:23 <Ballig> it's standard without
46:29 <Brunius> I have so gotta do that
46:31 <Preebitz> How do I upload a new character?
46:37 <Ballig> it's good for when you absolutely can't flank
46:44 <Timel> such as 1v1
46:45 <Ballig> obviously flanking is still better for the full round dual wield sneaks
47:03 <Avatar> what's the character's name
47:14 <Timel> So normal feint is what type of move?
47:20 <Ballig> standard
47:23 <Ballig> means you would be attacking once every two rounds
47:37 <Ballig> with improved feint you can attack once a round, but it will take you the full round to do it
47:56 <Preebitz> Timel Surefoot
48:00 <Timel> Improved feint sounds like a better idea in 1 on 1 combat when they're all up in your grill
48:27 <Ballig> right
48:30 <Avatar> added, you can upload it now
48:36 <Preebitz> Thanks
48:43 <Ballig> or just when you can't flank because nothing else is nearby or there's no other melee or you just can't get around the other side
48:45 <Timel> "I attempt to feint(improved)" !throw 1d20-1 Feint(Improved)
48:49 <Timel> right?
49:02 <Ballig> don't necessarily have to say "feint(improved)"
49:03 <Preebitz> Cool
49:13 <Phly> nice name
49:15 <Timel> Thanks
49:18 <Ballig> I would hope if you were feinting you'd have a higher bluff than -1
49:19 <Ballig> :p
49:25 <Timel> OH it works on bluff
49:26 <Phly> wanna fight?
49:26 <Timel> riiight
49:30 <Timel> Gonna set up my rolls in a private with Diebot so I don't annoy people lol
49:30 <Timel> I thought it worked on CMB
49:42 <Ballig> feint is a combat-based bluff
49:48 <Phly> k when ur ready we will duel... to the death
49:51 <Ballig> to make you think you're about to attack one way and then surprise them by attacking another way
49:55 <Timel> oh lord
50:06 <Timel> oh sick
50:13 <Phly> dont worry im lvl 1
50:23 <Timel> So the only prerequisite for improved feint is it just takes your entire turn?
50:31 <Timel> instead of being able to move and such
50:46 <Ballig> the feint itself requires a move action
50:50 <Timel> So you improved feint instead of a move action, then perform standard
50:56 <Avatar> preebitz if you want, you can apply your credit from the first steps game to this new character, since it's your first game
50:59 <Ballig> so when you have a full round available to you, you will be able to do the feint as a move action and then use your standard action to attack
51:05 <Avatar> treat it like that other character was a pregen
51:05 <Mekkis> improved feint requires combat expertise
51:10 <Mekkis> which is a rather crappy feat :S
51:13 <Ballig> Mekkis: he didn't mean that kind of prerequisite
51:18 <Ballig> but yeah, the feat prerequisite is tough
51:23 <Ballig> I hate combat expertise
51:24 <Timel> That would be AMAZING avatar
51:30 <Timel> I might actually be able to hit something this game :)
51:30 <Ballig> it's just there to make the better feats require a useless one
51:36 <Ballig> just like diehard and toughness!
51:43 <Timel> Do you have any track of the gold I had, by the way?
51:59 <Avatar> it's 150gp minus whatever you've spent
51:59 <Brunius> Who takes toughness
52:00 <Mekkis> it means you can't play a tripping fighter without 13 int!
52:05 <Avatar> the rest will be on the chronicle sheet once you complete it
52:15 <Avatar> you'll still have to finish the game with that other character, of course
52:21 <Timel> I understand that
52:34 <Timel> 13 int ugh
52:38 <Timel> I'd need 3 int lol
52:39 <Timel> I can't remember how much gold was on that altar that I looted
52:40 <Ballig> if the prerequisite was int 13 that would be fine
52:44 <Ballig> int 13 AND combat expertise is harsh
52:45 <Timel> I had it tracked but I lost the paper
52:55 <Avatar> yeah it'll be on the chronicle sheet
53:00 <Timel> cool
53:03 <Avatar> it's something like 500gp
53:04 <Timel> Yeah bugger it, I'll rely in normal feinting haha
54:05 <Timel> Cool
54:16 <Timel> Well, my rogue seems all in order for the moment
54:18 <Timel> @1hmelee
54:23 <Timel> wut
54:30 <Hydrazine> you getting the save commands right?
54:32 <Timel> @sleight
54:34 <Hydrazine> do it here if you aren't sure.
54:34 <Timel> oops
54:41 <Timel> I got it right, it told me i saved it
54:42 <Hydrazine> So we can all laugh at you. I mean, tell you whats wrong.
54:43 <Phly> is there any chance we will be running first steps part 1 anytime soon?
55:05 <Avatar> ballig will probably run it on friday
55:07 <Brunius> Bloody everything good needs combat expertise
55:10 <Phly> part 1?
55:18 <Avatar> yeah
55:24 <Phly> yay
55:38 <Phly> timel u ready for a 1v1 duel?
55:43 <Timel> Almost
55:49 <Mekkis> what level?
56:09 <Phly> lvl 1?
56:10 <Timel> !save 1hmelee: 1D20+5 Swing with my Sickle
56:11 <diebot> Timel, 1D20+5 Swing with my Sickle saved as @1hmelee
56:11 <Timel> 1
56:15 <Timel> @1hmelee
56:19 <Timel> Barbarian vs rogue lol
56:22 <Mekkis> heh
56:25 <Ballig> one-sided
56:27 <Phly> have u guys thought about running scenarios on weekdays in short bursts between 1-3 hours?
56:27 <Mekkis> $20 on the barbarian
56:31 <Phly> well maybe ill get crap roles
56:32 <Ballig> yeah
56:35 <Timel> Can I start stealthed?
56:42 <Hydrazine> huh.
56:43 <Mekkis> do you have cover or concealment?
56:45 <Hydrazine> that is funny.
56:46 <Ballig> it's still one-sided if you have to rely on crap rolls to lose
56:49 <Hydrazine> Should be working.
56:53 <Timel> yeah
56:54 <Timel> Can we asssume I was there first?
56:58 <Mekkis> do you have cover or concealment?
57:09 <Phly> well we can add things to even the playing field
57:14 <Hydrazine> it got considered, Phly, but I don't think anyone's actually commited to running a game like that.
57:17 <Mekkis> if the answer's no, then no, you can't
57:23 <Timel> At this time no. However the fight ensues as the barbarian walks through a door.
57:28 <Timel> That would work, yeah
57:29 <Avatar> lies
57:31 <Mekkis> add a wizard
57:35 <Timel> I'm currently unemployed, so I'd be in
57:38 <Avatar> I said I'd do it, am still willing to if I get players who say they're keen
57:38 <Ballig> how about a friendly wizard cast invisibility on the rogue
57:44 <mort-> No way
57:49 <Avatar> I think it is a brilliant idea
57:49 <Mekkis> I'd still bet on the barbarian
57:52 <Timel> That could work
57:53 <mort-> I don't store invisibility!
57:55 <Ridali> same
57:59 <Avatar> I just need to make sure people will show up over 3 or 4 days to finish it
58:00 * Timel is keen as a bean
58:07 <Ballig> so would I
58:10 <mort-> I store stuff. But invisibility isn't one of them
58:13 <Phly> maybe u could have a team mate making it a 2v1 game?
58:16 <Hydrazine> how keen is a bean?
58:19 <Ballig> even if the rogue hit and got full damage he'd be dead the next round
58:21 <Timel> Real keen
58:22 <Hydrazine> I mean, its not a slashing weapon.
58:28 <Mekkis> if there were two rogues, it'd be interesting
58:36 <Timel> If sharpened correctly, it can be
58:37 <Timel> Let me try 1v1 first, I want to see my head sliced off
58:38 <Ballig> one would die
58:40 <Ballig> the other might not
58:43 <mort-> Oh it was interesting ^^
58:44 <Timel> @1hmelee
58:50 <Timel> DIEBOT Y U NO THROW DIE
58:51 <Mekkis> depends on terrain
58:52 <Hydrazine> !throw 1d20
58:52 <diebot> Hydrazine, 1d20: [1d20=14] 14
58:52 <mort-> Why not they both sneak
58:54 <Hydrazine> huh.
58:59 <mort-> And splat that guy
59:00 <Jerus> @pa
59:00 <diebot> Jerus, power attack: [1d20=19] 25; damage: [1d12=9] 19
59:01 * Ridali wonders what sharpening a bean would look like
59:01 <Phly> okay u ready Tim
59:03 <Hydrazine> huh? whats up?
59:03 <Mekkis> if they're both hiding behind a door
59:08 <Hydrazine> yall duking it out?
59:09 <Mekkis> AoO sneak attack
59:12 <Hydrazine> He likes me. Dunno whats up with you.
59:14 <Timel> ;_;
59:18 <Mekkis> followed by readied action sneak attack
59:25 <Mekkis> could put the barbarian down
59:37 <Timel> IDENTIFY
59:45 <Phly> well is there anyone else with a lvl 1-2 rogue?
59:59 <Timel> !save 1hmelee: 1d20+5 I swing my sickle at the enemy
00:00 <diebot> Timel, 1d20+5 I swing my sickle at the enemy saved as @1hmelee
00:01 <Ridali> i think its time me and diebot had a little privacy.
00:06 <Timel> @1hmelee
00:07 <diebot> Timel, I swing my sickle at the enemy: [1d20=4] 9
00:08 * Ridali slaps diebot around a bit with a large trout
00:10 <Hydrazine> ha!
00:12 <Timel> DAMN YOU CAPITALS
00:13 <Timel> I want to verse Khaz again later
00:23 <Timel> I was like, capital D in the throw?
00:24 <Timel> OH DUUUH
00:30 <Timel> I might actually be able to lay a hit on him :)
00:32 <mort-> I'm oh wow
00:34 <mort-> Off work
00:35 <Hydrazine> Tashes has a lowbie rogue.
00:36 <mort-> :d
00:37 <Hydrazine> i got a level 1 rogue too.
00:55 <Phly> well hyrda and tim vs Ridali(my barb)
00:58 <mort-> And I'm tired shit
01:01 Phly is now known as Ridali
01:05 <mort-> Khaz is level 2
01:08 <Hydrazine> rofl
01:10 <Hydrazine> i didn't see it.
01:14 <mort-> I delevel him?
01:21 <Hydrazine> my rogue isn't all that useful.
01:22 <Timel> Do you have his level 1 still?
01:31 <Ridali> hmm maybe me and tim could try and kill the lvl 2 khaz together
01:38 <Hydrazine> lol.
01:39 <Hydrazine> no balls.
01:42 <Hydrazine> go for it, khaz.
01:42 <Mekkis> I have a level 1 synthesist in my svn repository
02:09 <Ridali> well i reckon tim needs a patner to have any chance against me so who ever wants to help him out can go ahead
02:13 <Ridali> dam diebot wont talk to me guess ill have to set up my macros in here
02:24 <Timel> did you IDENTIFY?
02:31 <Mekkis> I'll find level 1 nightmare if you want :S
02:35 <Ridali> ahh forgot about that
02:37 <Timel> Do it, Mekk
03:00 <Ridali> DO U USE A !?
03:08 <Timel> @initiative
03:08 <Mekkis> or do I...
03:09 <Timel> nope
03:09 <diebot> Timel, 1d20: [1d20=15] 15
03:12 <Timel> just IDENTIFY
03:16 <Hydrazine> !save words: 1d20+stuff
03:16 <diebot> Hydrazine, 1d20+stuff saved as @words
03:21 <Hydrazine> like that
03:29 <Ridali> !throw 1d20 initative
03:30 <diebot> Ridali, initative: [1d20=7] 7
03:32 <Hydrazine> hm.
03:34 <Ridali> ok ur first
03:34 <Timel> heh
03:39 <Ridali> still wont work
03:45 <Ridali> IDENTIFY
03:59 <Timel> !save COMMAND: ROLL+BONUS DESCRIPTION
03:59 <Timel> Let's assume we're 10 feet apart, okay?
04:00 <diebot> Timel, ROLL+BONUS DESCRIPTION saved as @COMMAND
04:05 <Ridali> okay
04:10 <Timel> ohgod
04:11 <Timel> lol
04:14 <Timel> @xbowshotsneak
04:15 <diebot> Timel, I sneak attack the enemy by firing a bolt from my Light Crossbow: [1d20=5] 10; and hurt them for a combined: [1d6=2; 1d6=3] 9
04:16 <Timel> @COMMAND
04:19 <Timel> What's your AC?
04:22 <Ridali> 17
04:24 <Timel> oh god
04:26 <Timel> Dang
04:26 * Timel misses
04:34 * Timel gulps "Oh boy"
04:37 <Ridali> my turn?
04:42 <Timel> yep
04:43 <Hydrazine> !save save: 1d20 This is how you save stuff: !save keyword: 1d20+mods roll; 1d8+mods damage
04:43 <diebot> Hydrazine, 1d20 This is how you save stuff: !save keyword: 1d20+mods roll; 1d8+mods damage saved as @save
04:46 <Hydrazine> hm.
04:46 <mort-> Lol
04:47 <Hydrazine> @save
04:48 <diebot> Hydrazine, This is how you save stuff: !save keyword: 1d20+mods roll: [1d20=6] 6; damage: [1d8=5] 5
04:50 <Ridali> !save hit: 1d20+4 Swing Great Axe
04:50 <diebot> Ridali, 1d20+4 Swing Great Axe saved as @hit
04:54 * Ridali dashes towards Tim
04:56 <Ridali> @hit
04:56 <diebot> Ridali, Swing Great Axe: [1d20=10] 14
05:01 <Ridali> @hit
05:02 <diebot> Ridali, Swing Great Axe: [1d20=5] 9; Me smash: [1d12=6] 10
05:03 <tristen> timel = preebitz?
05:06 <Timel> yep
05:07 <Ridali> whats ur ac?
05:14 <Timel> 17
05:17 <mort-> More then 9
05:20 <Ridali> lol ur turn
05:21 <tristen> oh look who the cat dragged in!
05:37 <Hydrazine> Ridali, might as well save the damage roll with the attack roll.
05:38 * Timel mumbles OOC "Exchange blew up, lost net for 3 days"
05:43 <mort-> Do you really want me to try
05:46 <mort-> Kill you?
05:49 <Hydrazine> That way, hit or miss you only need one command. it helps speed things up.
05:54 <Ridali> ok
05:55 <Ridali> yea
05:56 <mort-> Lol
05:56 <tristen> i suppose that's a valid excuse!
05:57 <Hydrazine> use a semicolon to separate them, like this.
06:09 <Hydrazine> 1d20+4 swing great axe; 1d12+4 damage
06:16 * Timel Takes 4 steps back (20ft max movement)
06:17 <Ballig> that's a bit advanced
06:17 <mort-> Wonder if i should look at your character
06:26 <Ballig> do it one at a time until you're comfortable with it
06:32 * Timel attacks with his crossbow
06:32 <Brunius> You take 5ft strides?
06:40 <Mekkis> ok
06:40 <Timel> ooh yeah
06:43 <Timel> ALRIGHT FINE
06:45 <Mekkis> I have my character
06:46 <Mekkis> :S
06:48 * Timel moves 20ft back
06:49 <Ridali> !save hit: 1d20+4 Swing Great Axe; 1d12+4 Me smash
06:50 <diebot> Ridali, 1d20+4 Swing Great Axe; 1d12+4 Me smash saved as @hit
06:56 <Ridali> @hit
06:56 * Timel fires his Light Crossbow
06:57 <diebot> Ridali, Swing Great Axe: [1d20=6] 10; Me smash: [1d12=1] 5
06:58 <Timel> @xbowshot
06:59 <diebot> Timel, I take a shot at the enemy with my Light Crossbow: [1d20=13] 18; hurting them for: [1d6=4] 8
06:59 * Ridali taunts
07:03 <Timel> HA!
07:05 <Timel> A HIT!
07:06 <Ridali> dam u hit me
07:15 <Mekkis> how does a crossbow do 1d6+4 damage?
07:34 <Ridali> i have 50% hp left
07:37 <Ridali> is hit for ranged dex or str?
07:42 <Hydrazine> dex.
07:43 <Timel> One sec, I'm sure I calculated that right
08:17 <Timel> Small light crossbow does 1d6 and my dex mod is +4
08:20 <mort-> Your character isn't on right
08:27 <mort-> No dex not added
08:30 <Timel> oh
08:35 <Hydrazine> you don't add the dex to damage.
08:40 <mort-> He adds str on throwing weapon only
08:44 <Timel> oh
08:47 <Ridali> so that would be 4 damage
08:50 <Timel> !throw 1d6
08:50 <diebot> Timel, 1d6: [1d6=4] 4
08:55 <Timel> eeyup
08:59 <Ridali> !save rhit: 1d20+3 Throw Hammer; 1d6+3 Me smash
09:00 <diebot> Ridali, 1d20+3 Throw Hammer; 1d6+3 Me smash saved as @rhit
09:04 <Ridali> @rhit
09:04 <diebot> Ridali, Throw Hammer: [1d20=10] 13; Me smash: [1d6=2] 5
09:13 <Timel> so what are the melee and ranged damage rolls?
09:18 <Ridali> what other macros should i make?
09:19 <Ridali> ok i have 12 hp left
09:24 <Brunius> melee is str basically
09:32 <Brunius> ranged is just straight weapon damage, I think
09:35 <Timel> ranged doesn't get dex?
09:41 <Ridali> look at mine
09:44 <Hydrazine> up to you.
09:44 <Ridali> @hit
09:44 <Brunius> I think there's a feat for it
09:45 <diebot> Ridali, Swing Great Axe: [1d20=5] 9; Me smash: [1d12=12] 16
09:47 <Brunius> Could be wrong
10:00 <Ridali> u add ur str to the end of the roll
10:07 <Hydrazine> I made them for most of my common attacks, all my saves, initiative, and a couple skills.
10:08 <Brunius> A lot of people make a perception one
10:09 <mort-> I think it was agile weapons
10:12 <Brunius> Linked to see
10:16 <mort-> For melee weapon yes
10:20 <Ridali> k
10:33 <mort-> Range unless composite bow or thrown
10:34 <Ridali> and no mod for most ranged
10:47 <mort-> Yeah
10:53 <mort-> Unless composite bow
10:59 <Timel> So composites would get what mod?
11:00 <mort-> Or thrown
11:07 <mort-> Even that is strength mod
11:17 <mort-> Melee weapons can get dex mod
11:31 <Ridali> !save fort: 1d20+5 Fortitude save
11:32 <diebot> Ridali, 1d20+5 Fortitude save saved as @fort
11:33 <Ridali> okay u ready to continue Tim?
11:36 <Ridali> @fort
11:37 <diebot> Ridali, Fortitude save: [1d20=15] 20
11:42 <mort-> But you need enchantment agile on them
11:42 <Timel> so ranged gets no mods unless thrown which gets str?
11:54 <mort-> And composite
11:55 <mort-> Yes
12:04 <Timel> Alright, one sec while I mod my saved rolls
12:07 <Ridali> thrown is str oh i thought it was dex i have to change mine
12:16 <mort-> Well some things are a mouthful to use in combat
12:19 <mort-> Thrown is str
12:31 <mort-> Mind you that axe of yours is 10 ft
12:34 <Timel> Melee is strength, so I'd have 1d4-1 for my damage roll with melee
12:39 <Ridali> !save ref: 1d20+2
12:39 <diebot> Ridali, 1d20+2 saved as @ref
12:49 <mort-> So most people would...
12:53 <Khazaran> @sc2
12:53 <diebot> Khazaran, slash: [1d20=5] 10; slash damage: [1d6=3] 8; concentration: [1d20=5] 19; slash: [1d20=2] 7; slash damage: [1d6=3] 8; ray of frost damage: [1d3=2] 2
13:01 <mort-> Shoot you first :d
13:13 <Ridali> !save ref: 1d20+2 Reflex save
13:13 <diebot> Ridali, 1d20+2 Reflex save saved as @ref
13:17 <Ridali> @ref
13:18 <diebot> Ridali, Reflex save: [1d20=9] 11
13:19 <mort-> And everything missed wow
13:21 <Ridali> yea but my ranged is kinda just there if im stuck in mud or something
13:33 <Ridali> that was pretty awesome though
13:36 <mort-> Get something longer ffs
13:44 <mort-> If you really want to know why
13:51 <Ridali> i might after i get payd from my first scenario
13:52 <mort-> Imagine typing out all that shit
13:56 <Ridali> *payed
13:58 <Ridali> lol
14:02 <mort-> Go duel oskar
14:05 <mort-> Makes sense
14:06 <mort-> But i did 0 damage that round haha
14:10 <Ridali> after i kill Tim
14:18 <mort-> Lolz
14:21 <Ridali> Tim my turn now?
14:21 <Timel> Wait, does his axe have reach?
14:26 <Ridali> no
14:33 <mort-> If a rogue is trying to out fight a barb
14:37 <mort-> Hard on the rogue
14:38 <Brunius> Derau's first scenario
14:46 <Timel> Your turn, then, Ridalie
14:47 <Brunius> He did shit-all ALL BLOODY SCENARIO
14:49 <Timel> -e
14:52 <Ridali> !save will: 1d20+2 Will save
14:53 <Brunius> He was just there for healing
14:53 <diebot> Ridali, 1d20+2 Will save saved as @will
14:55 * Ridali Dashes towards tim
15:02 <Ridali> @hit
15:02 <diebot> Ridali, Swing Great Axe: [1d20=20] 24; Me smash: [1d12=1] 5
15:07 <Ridali> @will
15:07 <diebot> Ridali, Will save: [1d20=18] 20
15:10 <mort-> Lol
15:13 <Ridali> crit
15:19 <mort-> Not yet
15:21 <Timel> Ugh
15:25 <Ridali> re roll?
15:26 <mort-> Roll to confirm
15:32 <Ridali> @hit
15:33 <diebot> Ridali, Swing Great Axe: [1d20=4] 8; Me smash: [1d12=4] 8
15:35 <mort-> Yes your attack roll
15:38 <mort-> Standard hit
15:39 <Brunius> http://scoopertino.com/apple-blasts-into-supermarkets-with-revolutionary-apple-water/
15:41 <Ridali> dam
15:48 <mort-> So he takes 5 hp
15:57 * Timel takes 5hp damage "Ungh...that hurt"
16:02 <Ridali> how much u got left
16:05 * Timel is down to half his health
16:09 * Ridali flexes
16:16 <Ridali> ur turn
16:19 <mort-> Lols
16:26 <Timel> Does TAB go into your damage rolls too?
16:49 * Timel takes a few steps back, putting another 20ft between his enemy and himself and fires his Light Crossbow
17:00 <mort-> By right
17:01 <Timel> !throw 1d20+5:1d6
17:01 <diebot> Timel, 1d20+5:1d6: [1d20=15; 1d6=6] 26
17:06 <Timel> WOOPS
17:07 <mort-> You will take aoo
17:08 <Timel> My bad
17:08 <Timel> lol
17:10 <mort-> Lol
17:13 <mort-> You can 
17:18 <mort-> 5 ft step
17:23 <mort-> But not 20 ft
17:30 <Timel> Eh?
17:32 <Ridali> @for
17:33 <Brunius> No
17:33 <mort-> Because you move out of his threatened bra
17:34 <mort-> Area
17:35 <mort-> Yes
17:38 <Timel> oh crap
17:39 <Ridali> @fort
17:39 <diebot> Ridali, Fortitude save: [1d20=18] 23
17:45 <mort-> You can only 5 ft step
17:51 <mort-> Else you give him free attack
17:57 <Timel> So my attack roll is just 1d4?
17:57 <Timel> OH CRAP
17:57 <Ridali> doesnt really make a difference since i can move 30ft
17:58 <mort-> Do you choose to do it?
18:06 <Timel> OHSHITOHSHITOHSHIT
18:10 <mort-> So it does not
18:13 <Timel> Yeah, I'll do it
18:14 <Ridali> let him have his attack norm
18:23 <Ridali> since he didnt know
18:28 <mort-> 15 doesn't hit anyway
18:32 <Ridali> +modifiers
18:39 <mort-> Now I'm telling you
18:45 <Ridali> str or dex
18:49 <Timel> sweet
18:52 <Ridali> isnt it 15+5?
18:56 <mort-> So if any of us catch you doing it in a game
19:02 <Hydrazine> wait what?
19:02 <Timel> @1hmelee
19:02 <Ridali> depending on ranged or melee
19:03 <diebot> Timel, I swing my Sickle at the Enemy: [1d20=9] 14; hurting them for: [1d4=1] 5
19:13 <Hydrazine> attack rolls are always d20. damage roll might be 1d4.
19:20 <Timel> Yeah that's what i meant
19:21 <mort-> Ah
19:25 <Timel> My bad
19:26 <Timel> so if I move more than 5, he gets AOO?
19:33 <mort-> K then if we looked by previous roll he hit
19:41 <Ridali> yea and did 6 dam
20:02 <mort-> Still alive?
20:05 <Ridali> i have 6hp left
20:07 <mort-> If your on 0 hp
20:13 <Timel> Which roll are we looking at here?
20:15 <mort-> I need to talk to hydra :p
20:21 <mort-> Ah ok
20:33 <Ridali> both
20:42 <mort-> Anyone hitting 0 hp exactly
20:45 <Hydrazine> kay.
20:47 <Hydrazine> Just making sure.
20:48 <Timel> I've done 4 damage, he's done 5
20:49 <Ridali> have any of you guys ever made ur own scenario?
20:55 <Brunius> Nah
20:55 <Timel> I'm still deciding whether to move 20 or 5 ft
20:59 <Brunius> You've gotta be real good
20:59 <mort-> Why 4
21:08 <Ridali> uve done 6+4=10
21:09 <mort-> 20 gives him a ere attack
21:15 <mort-> And he will catch you anyway
21:22 <mort-> And he is still live?
21:24 <Avatar> what are you guys doing
21:27 <Ridali> pvp
21:29 <mort-> Fk barbs ^^
21:33 <Avatar> lol?
21:33 <Hydrazine> learning rules
21:34 <Avatar> what's the ip
21:37 <mort-> Yes
21:37 <Timel> No, ridali. The first roll was Incorrect
21:41 <Timel> I re-rolled.
21:47 <Ridali> oh i didnt realise
21:49 <mort-> Ok 
21:50 <Avatar> or aren't you using CA
21:50 <Timel> Because I was informed I had rolled incorrectly
21:57 <Ridali> i want to start gming soon, maybe when i hit lvl 5 on my char. I loved dming on dnd it was really fun. 
22:01 <mort-> They are just doing 1v.
22:03 <Timel> So I've only hit you for 4 currently, you 5.
22:07 <mort-> How bad can it get
22:10 <Ridali> well i hope to start drawing up pvp maps for ca pvp
22:16 <Avatar> you still need to consider positioning in 1v1 pvp
22:26 <mort-> 5 ft movement
22:29 <Avatar> phly has the right idea
22:30 <Ridali> yea were just running back and forth
22:31 <Timel> And you're right, 5ft is far enough to fire.
22:33 <mort-> On both guys
23:00 <Ridali> okay can i finish him now?
23:01 * Timel moves 5ft backwards
23:02 <mort-> Besides i can't ca and they want to gangbang me later
23:02 <mort-> Ill pass
23:14 * Timel takes a shot with his crossbow
23:18 <Timel> !throw 1d20+5
23:19 <diebot> Timel, 1d20+5: [1d20=20] 25
23:25 <Timel> 0rly?
23:26 <Brunius> Hmmm
23:27 <Ridali> hit
23:33 <Brunius> Anyone know how to post on /b/?
23:34 <Ridali> re roll to confirm crit
23:35 <Timel> I gotta confirm, yeah?
23:39 <Brunius> or 4chan at all
23:40 <Timel> !throw 1d20+5
23:41 <diebot> Timel, 1d20+5: [1d20=11] 16
23:43 * Timel not sure if trick question
23:45 <Timel> Yes, why
23:45 <Ridali> confirmed?
23:50 <Timel> That a normal or crit?
23:51 <Brunius> Because I want to post
23:52 <Brunius> Derp
23:57 <Phly> lol
23:58 <Ridali> i think norm im not sure
24:13 * Timel can't believe Brunius can understand D&D but not navigate a website
24:13 <Ridali> someone help.
24:23 <Timel> There a specific thread you're looking to post in or start a new one?
24:39 <Mekkis> Ridali, what's your AC?
24:45 <Ridali> 17
24:47 <Timel> DAMN
24:48 <Mekkis> not a crit
24:52 <Timel> yeah
24:58 <Ridali> roll damage
24:59 <Timel> !throw 1d6
25:00 <diebot> Timel, 1d6: [1d6=4] 4
25:15 <Ridali> k i have 4hp left
25:16 <Timel> Another hit! Take that, you brute!
25:20 <Ridali> i mean 8
25:44 * Ridali dashes towards Tim
25:52 <Ridali> @hit
25:53 <diebot> Ridali, Swing Great Axe: [1d20=19] 23; Me smash: [1d12=7] 11
25:58 * Timel crumples
26:01 <Ridali> @hit
26:02 <diebot> Ridali, Swing Great Axe: [1d20=7] 11; Me smash: [1d12=7] 11
26:06 <Timel> Bloody barbarians
26:07 <mort-> Told you barbs
26:09 <mort-> Are bad
26:11 <Timel> SEE, AN 11 ROLL
26:11 <Ridali> dam crit not confirmed but i still kill
26:21 <mort-> You crit
26:29 <mort-> Only on natural 20
26:29 <Ridali> his ac is 17
26:30 <Timel> What's a crit roll?
26:33 <mort-> On your weapon
26:46 <mort-> Your 1d20 base roll
26:49 <mort-> Must hit 20
26:51 <Ridali> i mean the confirm but i call it crit roll
26:58 <mort-> No
27:03 <Ridali> i got 19 plus 3
27:06 <Timel> You've gotta throw a natural 20?
27:06 <mort-> to even have a possible crit
27:10 <Ridali> i mean 19 plus 4
27:21 <mort-> He needs 24 total
27:25 <Mekkis> it needs to be a 20 on the dice
27:25 <Timel> oh
27:28 <Ridali> what u serous
27:31 <mort-> Yes
27:36 <Ridali> i thought it was anything 20+
27:37 <mort-> He is using a great axe
27:39 <mort-> No
27:43 <Timel> So your roll before your mod has to be 20?
27:49 <mort-> Your die must show natural 20
27:50 <mort-> Yes
27:56 <Timel> Thought so
27:57 <Ridali> oh so before mod
28:01 <mort-> Why do you think your weapon
28:10 <Ridali> okay well i still win
28:11 <mort-> Goes for 3x
28:17 <mort-> Because it doesn't crit often
28:21 <Ridali> ahh
28:44 <Ridali> i think i was going to kill oskar now
28:46 <Timel> So how do you confirm it?
28:55 <Ridali> re roll
28:57 <Ridali> hit
29:38 <Ridali> anyway Oskar where are u?
29:47 <mort-> Oskar is not someone you want to meet
30:01 <Ridali> what lvl and class?
30:02 <mort-> You can say hi to level 1 khaz though
30:03 <Hydrazine> jerus?
30:11 <mort-> 1 magus!
30:14 <Ridali> i will fight anyone lvl 1-2
30:14 <mort-> Don't
30:16 * Timel takes a potshot at Mort-
30:19 <Timel> !throw 1d20+5
30:20 <diebot> Timel, 1d20+5: [1d20=8] 13
30:23 <mort-> Jerus is a monster
30:23 <Timel> ugh
30:28 <mort-> Lol
30:33 <mort-> A very big one
30:41 <Ridali> did a game just get scheduled?
30:48 <Brunius> Mort: http://paizo.com/products/btpy8rcd/discuss?Pathfinder-Roleplaying-Game-Ultimate-Equipment-Hardcover#tabs
30:49 mort- is now known as Khazaran
30:51 * Timel attempts to pickpocket mort-
30:58 * Timel means Khazara
30:59 <Timel> n
31:03 <Timel> @sleight
31:04 <diebot> Timel, Slight of Hand Check: [1d20=9] 17
31:05 <Timel> heh
31:12 <Timel> Gogo perception throw
31:15 * Ridali slaps Khazaran around a bit with a large trout
31:31 <Mekkis> you can say hi to level 1 Nightmare :S
31:33 <Khazaran> Aw man
33:45 <Avatar> Ridali: it's to conitnue the end of the last game chief
33:51 <Avatar> weren't you there
33:57 <Khazaran> You can switch form phly
33:58 <Khazaran> @groping gnomes
33:58 <diebot> Khazaran, to molest a gnome!: [1d20=15] 20
33:59 <Timel> @sleight
34:02 <Ridali> when was it?
34:02 <diebot> Timel, Slight of Hand Check: [1d20=19] 27
34:05 <Timel> OH SNAP
34:14 * Timel attempts to steal a coin from Avatar
34:15 <Khazaran> Lol
34:16 <Timel> @sleight
34:17 <Avatar> thursday ? I think
34:17 <diebot> Timel, Slight of Hand Check: [1d20=11] 19
34:19 <Khazaran> Oh shit
34:26 <Ridali> ive only played one game which was on friday
34:33 <Avatar> yeah friday then
34:36 <Avatar> to finish that game off
34:40 <Ridali> oh that was first steps
34:46 <Avatar> it was the one where you took off for a 'break' unexpectedly
34:54 <Khazaran> !throw 1d20-2 perception
34:54 <diebot> Khazaran, perception: [1d20=11] 9
34:55 <Khazaran> No but I'm ready i guess
34:58 <Ridali> well i wasnt the only one
35:11 * Ridali acts innocent
35:13 Avatar has changed the topic to: PFS: Wed 5.30pm (Avatar, game in progress) / Sat 11am (Mekkis, new game) | CoTE: TBA || All times are AEDT (UTC+11:00) | D&D and Pathfinder Online http://dnd.ballig.net
35:33 <Khazaran> All right what do you want
36:09 <Khazaran> Timel
36:09 <Khazaran> A paper covered smoke stick?
36:09 <Khazaran> Its to finish off
36:09 <Khazaran> Ridali
36:09 <Khazaran> I'm ready
36:09 <Khazaran> Roll initiative
36:10 <Timel> "Alright ladies, this fight is to the death, anything goes in a circular room of 60ft width, no obstacles. Begin."
36:11 <Khazaran> @init
36:13 <diebot> Khazaran, initiative: [1d20=4] 6
36:29 <Khazaran> Get fked
36:31 <Ridali> what?
36:34 <Timel> LOL
36:37 <Khazaran> Ridali roll
36:38 <Timel> Roll initiative, RIdali
36:52 <Ridali> !throw 1d20
36:53 <diebot> Ridali, 1d20: [1d20=10] 10
36:54 <Khazaran> Who gets to start first
36:57 <Ridali> me
37:03 <Khazaran> Your dex boots
37:04 <Timel> Bam! Also 10ft between to start.
37:13 <Ridali> i forgot to add it but i still win
37:38 * Ridali moves towards Khaz
37:52 <Ridali> @hit
37:53 <diebot> Ridali, Swing Great Axe: [1d20=6] 10; Me smash: [1d12=9] 13
37:57 <Ridali> ur ac?
38:05 <Timel> More than 10
38:10 <Khazaran> Bonus
38:11 <Khazaran> Added to your roll
38:11 <Khazaran> So you get 1d20+3?
38:11 <Khazaran> For 16 dex
38:11 <Khazaran> Anyway you start first
38:11 <Khazaran> You see this human magus with a chain shirt
38:13 <Khazaran> Black eyes and hair
38:17 <Khazaran> Miss
38:29 <Ridali> yea
38:30 <Khazaran> I 5 ft step pull out a scroll shield
38:35 <Khazaran> And cast it
38:35 <Khazaran> On myself
38:36 <Khazaran> Your turn
38:42 <Ridali> what does it do?
38:57 <Timel> "Pull out a scroll: Shield" ?
38:58 <Khazaran> Start swinging
39:14 <Ridali> are u allowed to tell me what the spell does?
39:24 <Timel> Do you have spellcraft?
39:27 <Ridali> moves foward
39:29 <Ridali> no
39:32 <Timel> Then no.
39:34 <Ridali> @hit
39:35 <diebot> Ridali, Swing Great Axe: [1d20=7] 11; Me smash: [1d12=9] 13
39:42 <Ridali> miss im guessing
39:50 <Khazaran> He doesn't but I'm just explaining to gm
39:55 <Khazaran> You miss
40:21 <Ridali> k ur turn
40:32 <Khazaran> My hand touches my scimitar and it glows with sorcerous energy
40:38 <Khazaran> I attack now
40:53 <Khazaran> With 2 hands
40:58 * Timel just realised Khaz is a spellsword
40:59 <Timel> Oh god
41:05 <Khazaran> !throw 1d20+5
41:06 <diebot> Khazaran, 1d20+5: [1d20=18] 23
41:09 Avatar has changed the topic to: PFS: Wed 5pm (Avatar, game in progress) / Sat 11am (Mekkis, new game) | CoTE: TBA || All times are AEDT (UTC+11:00) | D&D and Pathfinder Online http://dnd.ballig.net
41:18 <Ridali> :( hit
41:19 <Khazaran> My weapon crits on 18
41:35 <Khazaran> !throw 1d20+5
41:37 <diebot> Khazaran, 1d20+5: [1d20=4] 9
41:59 <Khazaran> Standard hit
42:29 <Ridali> roll damage
43:11 <Khazaran> !throw 1d6+7
43:13 <Khazaran> That's the damage
43:13 <Khazaran> Great
43:13 <Khazaran> Lag?
43:14 <diebot> Khazaran, 1d6+7: [1d6=6] 13
43:16 <Khazaran> Done
43:20 <Khazaran> Max lol
43:30 <Ridali> dam
43:31 <Timel> Khaz, you're laggin hard
43:34 <Ridali> 3hp left
43:35 <Khazaran> Your turn
43:45 <Khazaran> Yeah on train
43:47 <Ridali> @hit
43:49 <diebot> Ridali, Swing Great Axe: [1d20=10] 14; Me smash: [1d12=11] 15
43:59 <Ridali> hit?
44:05 <Mekkis> nope
44:13 <Ridali> whats ur ac?
44:17 <Khazaran> Mind me for being slow
44:20 <Hydrazine> man, good damage though.
44:21 <Khazaran> Miss
44:29 <Mekkis> more that 14 :S
44:35 <Ridali> ur turn
44:36 <Khazaran> I take another 2 handed swing at you
44:47 <Khazaran> !throw 1d20+5
44:48 <diebot> Khazaran, 1d20+5: [1d20=6] 11
44:49 <Ridali> dam u carry alot of weps
44:54 <Khazaran> Miss
44:55 <Ridali> miss
44:56 <Khazaran> Your turn
45:01 <Ridali> @hit
45:02 <diebot> Ridali, Swing Great Axe: [1d20=9] 13; Me smash: [1d12=5] 9
45:08 <Timel> Miss
45:10 <Ridali> ur turn
45:13 <Hydrazine> nah, one weapon.
45:16 <Hydrazine> shes just tricky with it.
45:19 <Khazaran> Its same weapon
45:25 <Khazaran> I missed you
45:32 <Timel> Actually he missed you
45:35 <Timel> Just now
45:43 <Ridali> 13
45:52 <Ridali> miss so its ur turn now
46:04 <Khazaran> !throw 1d20+5
46:04 <Khazaran> 2 handed
46:05 <diebot> Khazaran, 1d20+5: [1d20=9] 14
46:10 <Ridali> miss
46:24 <Khazaran> Oh dear
46:44 <Hydrazine> what a show.
46:50 <Hydrazine> 5gp on the magus
47:04 <Khazaran> Lag
47:14 <Ridali> well so far i havent even scrathed Khaz
47:22 <Ridali> @hit
47:23 <diebot> Ridali, Swing Great Axe: [1d20=8] 12; Me smash: [1d12=6] 10
47:32 <Timel> I would have hit Khaz for 2 :(
47:37 <Mekkis> one hit is pretty much all it would need
47:38 <Ridali> wtf my hit rolls are slowly decreasing
47:47 <Ridali> miss ur turn
47:50 <Hydrazine> diebot's a mean dick someitmes.
48:00 <Khazaran> Yes but
48:00 <Khazaran> When i hit him back?
48:00 <Khazaran> I didn't see dice roll
48:00 <Khazaran> !throw 1d20+5
48:00 <Khazaran> Ah damn
48:01 <diebot> Khazaran, 1d20+5: [1d20=9] 14
48:08 <Ridali> miss
48:31 <Khazaran> !throw 1d20+5
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48:34 <diebot> Khazaran, 1d20+5: [1d20=4] 9
48:59 <Ridali> um u already missed why did u re roll?
49:00 <Khazaran> Your turn
49:09 <Khazaran> I was lag
49:10 <Ridali> @hit
49:11 <Khazaran> Didn't see
49:12 <diebot> Ridali, Swing Great Axe: [1d20=8] 12; Me smash: [1d12=6] 10
49:15 <Khazaran> Miss
49:15 <Timel> Khaz in charge of crappy cell service
49:21 <Hydrazine> quit rolling 8s
49:21 <Ridali> ur turn
49:26 <Khazaran> !throw 1d20+5
49:27 <diebot> Khazaran, 1d20+5: [1d20=19] 24
49:31 <Ridali> fml
49:32 <Hydrazine> crit the magus, triple damage all over it!
49:45 <Ridali> plz somehow roll a 0
49:55 <Timel> Roll a 3 ahuhueueuehe
49:58 <Ridali> i have 3 hp left
50:46 * Timel is stuck in suspense...."DAMN YOU LAG"
50:50 <Ridali> lol
50:59 <Khazaran> Not re rolling
51:00 Khazaran has quit (EOF from client)
51:04 <Ridali> dam
51:07 <Timel> wut
51:07 Mort- ([email protected]) has joined #d&d
51:13 <Mort-> Ok
51:15 <Mort-> What did i miss
51:17 <Timel> Lol he's on a computer now
51:20 <Hydrazine> Jerus takes winner?
51:26 <Timel> We're waiting on your damage roll
51:27 Mort- is now known as Khazaran
51:37 <Ridali> re roll plz
51:42 <Hydrazine> no. roll the confirm first.
51:43 <Mekkis> we're waiting to see if it confirms
51:49 <Timel> haha
51:51 <Khazaran> Crit?
51:58 <Ridali> yea crit confirm it
51:58 <Khazaran> !throw 
52:00 <Timel> You rolled 19 without mod
52:02 <Hydrazine> you got a 19. roll confirm.
52:14 <Khazaran> !throw 1d20+5
52:15 <diebot> Khazaran, 1d20+5: [1d20=19] 24
52:17 <Hydrazine> oooh.
52:19 <Hydrazine> its on
52:20 <Timel> GOOOONE
52:21 <Ridali> fml even more
52:22 <Khazaran> I'm not
52:27 <Khazaran> Still on my way home
52:29 <Timel> BARBARIAN OUTTAA HEEERRRREEEE
52:29 <Khazaran> Lol
52:33 <tristen> !findchar Ridali
52:37 <Mekkis> roll damage
52:37 <diebot> tristen, Character: Ridali, number: 369( http://dnd.ballig.net/viewchar.php5?char=369 )
52:52 <Ridali> if only d20s had 0s
52:56 <Khazaran> !throw 2#1d6+7
52:56 <diebot> Khazaran, 2#1d6+7: [1d6=4] 11, [1d6=3] 10
53:02 <Khazaran> Btw
53:08 * Ridali got pwned
53:10 <Khazaran> My ac after shield
53:14 <Khazaran> Was 21
53:18 <tristen> ridali your skills are still on crack
53:21 <Ridali> fml as hard as u can
53:30 <Nightmare> Khazaran, want a shot?
53:32 <Ridali> i g2g cya
53:33 Timel is now known as Preebitz
53:35 Ridali has quit (Quit: )
53:44 <Preebitz> Wait, Ridali still hasn't fixed his stats?
53:49 <Hydrazine> uh oh.
53:53 <Hydrazine> Nightmare's turn I think
54:01 <Nightmare> this should be easy for you, Khazaran 
54:03 <Khazaran> Lol
54:03 <Khazaran> I have 10 hp though
54:03 <Khazaran> And i have 18 str
54:03 <Khazaran> So yes
54:03 <Khazaran> If its jerus i would fight a lot more differently
54:04 <tristen> i think his stats are ok
54:11 <tristen> it's just his skills are all whack
54:23 <tristen> and we've lectured him heaps
54:29 <Preebitz> Like his swim?
54:30 <Hydrazine> fight fight fight fight!
54:32 <Nightmare> diplomacy won't work here, I'm guessing
54:32 <Preebitz> !findchar Ridali
54:34 <diebot> Preebitz, Character: Ridali, number: 369( http://dnd.ballig.net/viewchar.php5?char=369 )
54:34 <Khazaran> Lol
54:46 <Khazaran> Not sure fellow caster
54:52 <tristen> yeah his swim...
54:54 <Khazaran> You know my weaknesses as well
54:57 <Nightmare> http://www.d20pfsrd.com/gamemastering/performance-combat
55:02 <Nightmare> :)
55:05 <Khazaran> Obviously
55:14 <Khazaran> Since you started it
55:26 <Nightmare> !throw 1d20+2 initiative!
55:26 <Khazaran> Besides i don't want to see your hax diplo
55:28 <diebot> Nightmare, initiative!: [1d20=20] 22
55:33 <Preebitz> HAH
55:35 <Khazaran> @init
55:36 <diebot> Khazaran, initiative: [1d20=13] 15
55:45 <Khazaran> Where's your eidolon
55:47 <Nightmare> how far away from each other are we?
55:51 <Khazaran> Or are both of you one
55:52 <Preebitz> 10 ft
55:53 <Nightmare> fused with me, of course!
55:55 <Nightmare> ok
55:58 <Khazaran> Ah
56:14 <Khazaran> I mean more then one at one go
56:22 <Nightmare> hmmm
56:37 * Nightmare casts a spell and moves right next to Khazaran 
56:43 <Khazaran> Damn i don't know all my saves off hand lol
57:08 <Khazaran> !throw 1d20+7 spell craft
57:09 <diebot> Khazaran, spell craft: [1d20=14] 21
57:13 <Nightmare> Mage Armour
57:19 <Khazaran> Ok now spill the beans
57:23 <Nightmare> it's now Khazaran's turn
57:23 <Khazaran> What is ill
57:25 <Nightmare> Mage Armour
57:40 <Preebitz> !findchar Nightmare
57:42 <diebot> Preebitz, Character: Nightmare, number: 313( http://dnd.ballig.net/viewchar.php5?char=313 )
57:44 <Khazaran> I 5 ft step from nightmare and colourspay
57:46 <Khazaran> Spray
57:49 <Nightmare> I AoO
57:55 <Khazaran> Dc 14
57:55 <Nightmare> !throw 1d20+3 AoO longspear
57:57 <diebot> Nightmare, AoO longspear: [1d20=9] 12
57:59 <Nightmare> missing
58:05 <Nightmare> !throw 1d20+1 will
58:07 <diebot> Nightmare, will: [1d20=14] 15
58:09 <Nightmare> :)
58:14 <Hydrazine> lol
58:22 Mort- ([email protected]) has joined #d&d
58:25 <Preebitz> Your will is +2 i think
58:37 <Nightmare> Preebitz, that sheet's level 2
58:40 <Preebitz> Oh
58:41 <Nightmare> hmmm
58:41 <Preebitz> My bad
58:47 <Mort-> So what is it
58:53 <Nightmare> how many weapons does Khazaran have?
58:58 <Preebitz> 1
59:05 <Mort-> 3 actually
59:07 <Preebitz> :O
59:08 <Mort-> ^^
59:13 <Preebitz> !findchar Khazaran
59:16 <diebot> Preebitz, Character: Khazaran, number: 349( http://dnd.ballig.net/viewchar.php5?char=349 )
59:18 <Mort-> You know me better then that mek
59:22 <Nightmare> yes
59:22 <Mort-> I down leveled
59:25 <Nightmare> one can hope though
59:30 <Nightmare> hmmm
59:45 <Nightmare> grease the area around and behind Khazaran
59:59 <Nightmare> DC16 reflex save please
00:08 <Mort-> Ok so did you manage the will save?
00:10 <Nightmare> and 5' forward towards Khazaran 
00:16 <Nightmare> yes, I rolled a 14+1
00:18 <Preebitz> Yeah he saved
00:19 <Nightmare> for 15
00:53 <Mort-> !throw 1d20+2 reflex
00:54 <diebot> Mort-, reflex: [1d20=18] 20
00:57 <Nightmare> ok
00:58 <Nightmare> end turn
01:49 <Mort-> Get out of greased area 5 ft out enchanted weapon with magus pool
01:57 Khazaran has quit (Ping timeout: 121 seconds)
01:59 <Mort-> Take a swing at nightmare
02:08 <Nightmare> you can't 5' within grease!
02:10 Mort- is now known as Khazaran
02:14 <Nightmare> you'll need to use a move action
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02:22 <Khazaran> Ill take aoo
02:28 <Nightmare> !throw 1d20+3 bite
02:29 <Khazaran> Roll it
02:34 <diebot> Nightmare, bite: [1d20=8] 11
02:36 <Nightmare> missing
02:40 <Nightmare> ok
02:47 <Khazaran> I am not fighting in a 16 dc grease pile
03:11 <Khazaran> I slash him 2 handed
03:15 <Nightmare> "I have more where that came from."
03:16 <Nightmare> roll it
03:30 <Khazaran> !throw 1d20+5
03:31 <diebot> Khazaran, 1d20+5: [1d20=18] 23
03:35 <Nightmare> threatens
03:47 <Khazaran> !throw 1d20+5
03:48 <diebot> Khazaran, 1d20+5: [1d20=14] 19
03:53 <Nightmare> crits
04:13 <Khazaran> !throw 2#1d6+7
04:13 <diebot> Khazaran, 2#1d6+7: [1d6=5] 12, [1d6=5] 12
04:20 <Khazaran> Dead,
04:22 <Khazaran> ?
04:26 <Nightmare> let me check
04:26 <Khazaran> You should be
04:37 <Khazaran> Can't think of anything that can take that
05:02 <Spaceshot> level 2 barbarian can
05:15 <Khazaran> He is 1
05:16 <Nightmare> I'm dying, but not dead
05:24 <Khazaran> I'm using level 1 attack roll
05:30 <Khazaran> Do you heal yourself 
05:34 <Khazaran> In any way?
05:35 <Nightmare> what weapon
05:37 <Nightmare> nope
06:04 <Khazaran> Its magic for dmg reduction purposes
06:10 <Nightmare> ah
06:13 <Khazaran> But nothing flesh
06:13 <Khazaran> Else
06:16 <Khazaran> Slashing damage
06:30 <Nightmare> where's the +1 to damage from?
06:36 <Khazaran> Anything happens?
07:16 <Khazaran> Magus pool
07:16 <Khazaran> Swift action enchanted your weapon to a +1
07:19 <Nightmare> ok
07:21 <Nightmare> yeah
07:22 <Nightmare> you win
07:32 Hydrazine is now known as Jerus
07:39 <Khazaran> Not again
07:42 <Jerus> My turn? L2?
07:46 <Khazaran> That guy is a monster
07:49 <Khazaran> As you wish
07:55 <Jerus> Only if I roll good.
08:06 <Khazaran> Yeah and you know what happens
08:06 <Jerus> I have terrible luck.
08:10 <Khazaran> Should you fail :)
08:20 <Jerus> So far you crit everything.
08:21 <Khazaran> @init
08:21 <diebot> Khazaran, initiative: [1d20=7] 9
08:26 <Khazaran> Just assume all my spells recharge
08:28 <Jerus> @init
08:34 <diebot> Jerus, 1d20+3: [1d20=5] 8
08:34 <Jerus> wow.
08:37 <Khazaran> I don't intend to crit you
08:50 <Khazaran> You already know what my first move will be
08:58 <Khazaran> Run close enough
08:59 <Khazaran> Colourspray
09:14 <Khazaran> Dc 14 
09:15 <Khazaran> Will
09:22 <Jerus> @will
09:23 <diebot> Jerus, 1d20-2: [1d20=1] -1
09:27 <Jerus> wow.
09:33 <Mekkis> gg
09:34 <Jerus> game over man, game over.
09:50 <Khazaran> What was colour spray for level 2s?
09:51 <Mekkis> got anything around 4th level?
10:01 <Jerus> highest is a 2.
10:06 <Khazaran> Just assume next round
10:06 <Mekkis> hmmm
10:12 <Jerus> well, and my special purpose oskar-slaying 11.
10:14 <Mekkis> I have Deceased's sheet at second :S
10:14 <Khazaran> i coup de gras you
10:21 <Mekkis> Jerus, is it ready?
10:29 <Khazaran> Mort isn't optimised though
10:45 <Jerus> Pretty much.
10:51 <Mekkis> Honoured Guest Mytiazair of the Hall of Cayden Cailean would like a fight :S
10:53 <Jerus> But its basically jsut to kill oskar.
11:07 <Mekkis> if you don't mind attacking a half-elf two levels short
11:28 <Jerus> I reckon you probably stand a fair shot.
11:31 <Mekkis> sure
11:40 <Jerus> You are aware hes built including a very large sum of money?
11:44 <Mytiazair> !throw 1d20+6 init
11:45 Jerus is now known as Hoku
11:46 <diebot> Mytiazair, init: [1d20=10] 16
11:51 * Mytiazair is too
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12:04 <Hoku> !throw 1d20+10 init
12:05 <diebot> Hoku, init: [1d20=16] 26
12:12 <Mytiazair> shit...
12:15 <Khazaran> Lol
12:20 <Mytiazair> how far apart are we?
12:27 <Mytiazair> and what does Hoku look like?
12:29 Khazaran is now known as mort
12:31 <Hoku> any input?
12:40 <Phly> What did I miss
12:44 mort is now known as mort-
12:47 <Hoku> hes a bald, robed monk. Not that tall and pretty thick.
12:51 <Hoku> unarmed.
13:02 * Mytiazair looks like a middle-aged halfelf, leaning on a longspear
13:05 <mort-> Nothing
13:08 <Mytiazair> wearing a hood
13:11 <Hoku> How far do you wish?
13:19 <Mytiazair> 50'
13:20 <Mytiazair> or so
13:23 <Hoku> Fair.
13:28 <mort-> Just made short work of nightmare
13:30 <Hoku> move action into range, initiate grapple.
13:33 <mort-> And jerus
13:33 <Mytiazair> roll it
13:46 <Hoku> !throw 1d20+23
13:46 <diebot> Hoku, 1d20+23: [1d20=11] 34
13:51 <Mytiazair> I'm grappled
13:54 <mort-> Lol
13:59 <Hoku> done.
14:06 <Hoku> your turn sir.
14:13 <mort-> Now you know why i don't want to get near him
14:15 <Mytiazair> cast dimension door, 760' upwards
14:23 <Mytiazair> end turn
14:30 <mort-> How do you cast
14:32 <mort-> Grappled
14:33 <Mytiazair> currently falling at 60' a round, 700' up
14:37 <Mytiazair> verbal component
14:37 <Hoku> does casting it involve somatic?
14:39 <Mytiazair> no others!
14:46 <Hoku> huh.
14:52 <mort-> Concentration check?
14:54 <mort-> Still?
15:09 <Mytiazair> sure
15:11 <Hoku> still takes a concentration
15:13 <Mytiazair> !throw 1d20+17
15:14 <diebot> Mytiazair, 1d20+17: [1d20=1] 18
15:20 <mort-> His cmd?
15:28 <Hoku> its 10+my cmb+spell level.
15:29 <Mytiazair> I think that fails
15:31 <Hoku> cmb 23.
15:47 <mort-> Your screwed
15:49 <Mytiazair> end turn
16:06 <Hoku> maintain grapple roll, move action.
16:20 <Hoku> !throw 1d20+28
16:21 <diebot> Hoku, 1d20+28: [1d20=16] 44
16:24 <Mytiazair> sure
16:26 <Hoku> pin.
16:38 <Mytiazair> ok
17:05 <Hoku> move-equivalent action, draw ropes.
17:08 <mort-> One tied up wizard?
17:17 <Hoku> swift action, grapple check to pin.
17:19 <Hoku> er. tie.
17:35 <Mytiazair> it's a swift action to tie up?
17:50 <mort-> It may be. He isn't normal
17:59 <Hoku> rapid grappler.
18:06 <mort-> You see?
18:08 <Hoku> I can make a grapple action swift
18:46 <Hoku> It isn't even actually a roll.
19:00 <Hoku> Tied up. Escape DC is 43.
19:07 <Mytiazair> sure
19:08 <mort-> Lol
19:09 <Phly> Does anyone know any good irc apps for iPhone
19:12 <Mytiazair> am I still grappled?
19:19 <Hoku> bound and helpless.
19:23 <mort-> He seems pretty calm
19:41 <mort-> Next round is coup de gras if he wants i viola
19:42 <Mytiazair> not helpless
19:43 <mort-> Think
19:49 <Hoku> tied up = helpless.
20:04 <Mytiazair> no
20:12 <mort-> Its quite funny
20:14 <Mytiazair> it's like a pin effect
20:28 <mort-> To watch others being tied up
20:37 <Mytiazair> hmmm
20:39 <Mytiazair> ok
20:44 <Mytiazair> are you still grappling me?
20:48 * mort- giggles
20:49 <Hoku> Sure.
20:55 <Hoku> Haven't had a chance to get off yet.
21:14 * Mytiazair readies an action
21:46 <Mytiazair> end turn
22:22 <Hoku> stunning fist attempt.
22:36 <Hoku> !throw 1d20+16
22:36 <diebot> Hoku, 1d20+16: [1d20=19] 35
22:37 <mort-> Can you do it
22:39 <Mytiazair> release grapple first?
22:42 <mort-> While grappling?
22:47 <Hoku> don't have to.
22:51 <mort-> Oh
23:02 <Hoku> 35 hit with all the tied up penalties?
23:08 <Mytiazair> yep
23:13 <Phly> Sam
23:16 <mort-> Splat
23:29 <Hoku> !throw 2d8+1 damage
23:30 <diebot> Hoku, damage: [2d8=2,8] 11
23:35 <Phly> I mean dam stupid autocorrect 
23:38 <mort-> Crit?
23:46 <Mytiazair> I'm still up
23:49 <Hoku> dc20.
23:51 <Hoku> for the stun.
23:57 <mort-> Since he is helpless
23:58 <Hoku> fort
23:58 <mort-> Oh
24:03 <mort-> Lol
24:04 <Mytiazair> !throw 1d20+4 fort @Mekkis, mort-
24:12 <Mytiazair> !throw 1d20+4 fort @Mytiazair, mort-
24:20 <Phly> This fight is pretty one sided
24:22 * Mytiazair appears knocked out
24:39 <Hoku> second attack.
24:54 <Mytiazair> he does have a two-level advantage
25:09 <Hoku> !throw 1d20+11 punch!; 2d8+1
25:09 <diebot> Hoku, punch!: [1d20=11] 22; 2d8+1: [2d8=4,6] 11
25:24 <mort-> And he got surprised
25:25 * Mytiazair appears on the ground
25:30 <Hoku> Yeah, 2 level advantage.
25:35 <Mytiazair> possibly dying
25:47 <mort-> Aw
26:09 <Hoku> that was a full attack. grapple released to do it.
26:17 <mort-> Wknd
26:18 <Hoku> end turn.
26:19 <mort-> Ok
26:20 <Mytiazair> readied action
26:25 <mort-> Lol
26:27 <Hoku> still stunned until beginning of my turn.
26:29 <Mytiazair> cast dimension door, 760' up
26:31 <Hoku> if stunned at all?
26:33 <mort-> Oh no
26:36 <mort-> He didn't
26:37 * Mytiazair has +17 bluff!
26:47 <mort-> He played possum!
26:50 <Hoku> Does what?
26:59 <Mytiazair> I'm 760' in the air
27:00 <Mytiazair> end turn
27:03 <mort-> He played dead
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27:37 <Hoku> Alright.
27:53 <mort-> I bet next time he is going to sense motive
27:54 <mort-> Lol
28:07 <Mytiazair> what are you doing, Hoku?
28:10 <Hoku> perception to find my enemy?
28:14 <mort-> If you want to
28:14 <Mytiazair> roll it?
28:31 <mort-> You can throw secret sense motives at me
28:46 <Hoku> !throw 1d20+19 perception
28:47 <diebot> Hoku, perception: [1d20=6] 25
28:52 <Mytiazair> you probably see me
28:56 <Mytiazair> I'm not hiding
29:08 <Mytiazair> there's a tied-up half elf plummeting towards you
29:27 <Hoku> move 60ft away.
29:29 <Hoku> done.
29:38 * Mytiazair falls 60'
29:41 <Mytiazair> 700' off the ground
29:52 * Mytiazair activates wand of scorching ray at the ropes
29:54 <Mytiazair> CL7
29:59 <Hoku> You got a ways to go.
29:59 <Mytiazair> what's the HP of the ropes?
30:04 <Hoku> Wand already in hand?
30:06 <Mytiazair> yeah
30:08 <Mytiazair> it's my implement!
30:34 <Hoku> Not much HP to ropes, but don't remember. I'll go with assume it worked.
30:34 <mort-> Watch and learn young padawans
30:40 <Mytiazair> end turn
30:54 <Hoku> nother 60ft away, swift action to snapping turtle style.
30:55 * Mytiazair looks at the fly rules
31:05 <Hoku> done.
31:14 * Mytiazair falls 180'
31:22 <Mytiazair> 520' from the ground
31:22 <mort-> 1 round and your home free
31:28 <Mytiazair> nah
31:31 <Hoku> delay
31:37 <Mytiazair> falling damage is only 20d6 damage
31:39 <Mytiazair> :)
31:51 <Mytiazair> cast fly and attempt to check my fall
31:52 <mort-> Your not suggesting you do bungee jumping?
31:53 <mort-> Lol
32:17 <Hoku> delay. Go ahead, this is interesting.
32:38 <Mytiazair> !throw 1d20+18 fly check
32:40 <diebot> Mytiazair, fly check: [1d20=14] 32
32:48 * Mytiazair checks his descent
32:49 <Mytiazair> end turn
33:00 <mort-> Where are your manacles lol hoku :p
33:07 <Hoku> on his belt.
33:10 <mort-> Aren't you fond of s and m?
33:28 <Hoku> ropes are nice too.
33:32 <Hoku> How high up now?
33:37 <Mytiazair> 520'
33:49 <Hoku> Pretty high. delay.
34:18 <Spaceshot> how do you fly?
34:27 * Mytiazair uses bonded item to cast a spell
34:29 <Hoku> magic, space.
34:30 <mort-> With a fly spell
34:30 <Mytiazair> and turns invisible
34:37 <Spaceshot> he didn't cast any fly spell
34:45 <mort-> He did
34:45 <Hoku> total defense.
34:47 <mort-> See logs
36:03 <Mytiazair> end turn
36:29 <Hoku> total def, end turn.
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37:39 * Mytiazair says some words
37:44 <Hydrazine> Stupid internet.
37:48 <Mytiazair> glitterdust appears on top of Hoku 
37:51 <Mytiazair> will save please
38:13 <Hydrazine> !throw 1d20+12 will save
38:13 <diebot> Hydrazine, will save: [1d20=17] 29
38:16 <Mytiazair> nice
38:19 <Mytiazair> roll it again
38:22 <Hydrazine> !throw 1d20+12 will save
38:23 <diebot> Hydrazine, will save: [1d20=7] 19
38:31 <Mytiazair> you're unaffected
38:32 <Mytiazair> end turn
38:52 <Hydrazine> perception to figure out where my enemy is!
38:58 <Hydrazine> !throw 1d20+19 perception
38:59 <diebot> Hydrazine, perception: [1d20=20] 39
39:09 <Mytiazair> !throw 1d20+45 stealth
39:11 <mort-> Can you see an invisible thing?
39:12 <diebot> Mytiazair, stealth: [1d20=8] 53
39:18 <Mytiazair> ummm
39:21 <Mytiazair> only +35
39:25 <Hydrazine> no, but theres other senses.
39:29 * mort- pokes hydrazine
39:39 <Mytiazair> plus range increment
39:47 <mort-> Still you can't see him?
39:48 <Mytiazair> -2 for every 10'
39:54 <mort-> Or guess where he is?
39:58 <Hydrazine> invisibilty gives huge bonuses to not being detected, but its possible, especially at close range.
39:58 <Mytiazair> so no, he can't tell where I am
40:05 <Hydrazine> end turn.
40:06 <Mytiazair> it's not close range
40:13 <Mytiazair> maybe it will be next turn
40:15 <Hydrazine> fair enough.
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40:35 <mort-> 20 is sort of auto suceed
40:37 <mort-> Though
40:41 <Mytiazair> not on skill checks
40:48 <mort-> Ah k
41:02 <Mytiazair> two scorching rays come out from directly above Hoku
41:09 <Mytiazair> !throw 2#1d20+10
41:11 <diebot> Mytiazair, 2#1d20+10: [1d20=18] 28, [1d20=1] 11
41:15 <Mytiazair> one misses
41:21 <Hydrazine> reflex or touch?
41:23 <Mytiazair> does 28 beat your flat-footed touch AC?
41:35 <Hydrazine> yes.
41:52 <Mytiazair> !throw 4d6 fire damage; 2d6 sneak attack
41:53 <diebot> Mytiazair, fire damage: [4d6=4,1,6,3] 14; sneak attack: [2d6=3,3] 6
41:58 <Mytiazair> for 20 damage
41:59 <Mytiazair> end turn
42:28 <mort-> He can see
42:38 <mort-> Where the rays came from right
42:41 <Mytiazair> yeah
42:45 <Mytiazair> directly above him
43:41 <Hydrazine> shame I lost high jump..
44:45 <Hydrazine> wholeness of body to heal 11 points as a standard action. move 60ft movement action. end turn.
45:33 * Mytiazair murmours another spell
46:07 <Mytiazair> and Hoki is filled with profound remorse
46:10 <Mytiazair> end turn
46:15 <Mytiazair> Hoki: make a will save
46:26 <Hydrazine> !throw 1d20+12 will
46:26 <diebot> Hydrazine, will: [1d20=12] 24
46:37 <Mytiazair> close
46:40 Hydrazine is now known as Hoku
46:57 <Mytiazair> DC 23, so you pass
47:03 <Mytiazair> you're frozen with sorrow for 1 round
47:14 <Mytiazair> and can take no actions and a -2 penalty to AC
47:26 <Hoku> Alright.
47:32 <mort-> Even after he passes?
47:41 <Mytiazair> that's what happens if you PASS the save!
47:45 <mort-> I just have a feeling that it could be a lot worse
48:06 <Hoku> Right now I think I'm in this entirely based on monks having great saves.
48:12 <Mytiazair> hmmm
48:21 <Mytiazair> two more scorching rays come out at Hoku
48:26 <Mytiazair> !throw 2#1d20+10
48:28 <diebot> Mytiazair, 2#1d20+10: [1d20=3] 13, [1d20=17] 27
48:41 <Mytiazair> does 13 beat your flat-footed touch AC with -2
48:43 <mort-> 2 nd one has potential
48:46 <Hoku> no.
48:49 <Hoku> second is a hit.
48:50 <mort-> First one i don't think
48:55 <Mytiazair> what is your flat-footed touch AC
49:01 <Hoku> 19.
49:05 <Mytiazair> wtf?
49:06 <Mytiazair> how?
49:15 <mort-> God damn shht
49:21 <mort-> He has turtle style
49:30 <Spaceshot> how do you hit against flat-footed touch ac?
49:38 <Hoku> monk ac bonus applies flatfooted.
49:44 <Mytiazair> ok
50:07 <Mytiazair> !throw 4d6 damage; 2d6 sneak
50:08 <diebot> Mytiazair, damage: [4d6=2,5,5,1] 13; sneak: [2d6=4,2] 6
50:10 <Hoku> and touch ac is the same as regular ac.
50:50 <Mytiazair> end turn
51:20 <Hoku> hm.
51:29 <Hoku> find my enemy!
51:33 <Hoku> !throw 1d20+19 perception
51:34 <diebot> Hoku, perception: [1d20=11] 30
51:45 <Mytiazair> !throw 1d20+35 stealth
51:47 <diebot> Mytiazair, stealth: [1d20=14] 49
51:55 <Hoku> total def.
51:57 <Hoku> end turn.
52:13 <Mytiazair> hmmm
52:19 * Mytiazair casts another spell
52:22 <Mytiazair> make a will save
52:31 <Hoku> !throw 1d20+12 will!
52:31 <diebot> Hoku, will!: [1d20=12] 24
52:36 <Mytiazair> nice
52:38 <Mytiazair> and again?
52:41 <Hoku> !throw 1d20+12 will!
52:42 <diebot> Hoku, will!: [1d20=2] 14
52:45 <Hoku> oooh
52:46 <Mytiazair> you're held!
52:48 <Hoku> trouble
52:50 <Hoku> by?
52:50 <Mytiazair> by hold person
52:54 * mort- pops in. Can i cast see invisibility
53:02 <mort-> On hoku? :p
53:03 <mort-> Lol
53:22 <Mytiazair> Hoku, you can attempt a full-round action to unhold yourself
53:22 <mort-> Maybe not.
53:32 <Hoku> what sort of attempt?
53:36 <mort-> Scorching rays are painful
53:38 <Mytiazair> will save
53:55 <Hoku> might as well.
53:58 <Hoku> !throw 1d20+12 will!
53:59 <diebot> Hoku, will!: [1d20=14] 26
54:03 <Mytiazair> and again?
54:08 <Hoku> !throw 1d20+12 will!
54:09 <diebot> Hoku, will!: [1d20=9] 21
54:14 <Mytiazair> off by 1
54:17 <Mytiazair> you remain held
54:29 <Mytiazair> two more scorching rays rain down at you
54:36 <Mytiazair> !throw 2#1d20+10
54:38 <diebot> Mytiazair, 2#1d20+10: [1d20=2] 12, [1d20=12] 22
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54:48 <Mytiazair> does 12 hit you while you're paralysed?
54:49 <mort-> 22 should hit
55:11 <Mytiazair> <?paralyzed
55:13 <diebot> A paralyzed character is frozen in place and unable to move or act. A paralyzed character has effective Dexterity and Strength scores of 0 and is helpless, but can take purely mental actions. A winged creature flying in the air at the time that it becomes paralyzed cannot flap its wings and falls. A paralyzed swimmer
55:13 <diebot> can't swim and may drown. A creature can move through a space occupied by a paralyzed creatureally or not. Each square occupied by a paralyzed creature, however, counts as 2 squares to move through.
55:14 <Hoku> helpless. both hit.
55:31 <Mytiazair> !throw 8d6 fire; 4d6 sneak
55:33 <diebot> Mytiazair, fire: [8d6=5,3,5,5,4,5,1,2] 30; sneak: [4d6=5,1,2,2] 10
55:39 <mort-> Oh my god
55:55 <Mytiazair> end turn
56:08 <Hoku> attempt another escape?
56:10 <mort-> He can try to get out?
56:15 <Mytiazair> sure
56:34 <Hoku> !throw 1d20+12 will
56:35 <diebot> Hoku, will: [1d20=6] 18
56:44 <Mytiazair> insufficient
56:50 <Mytiazair> as Matt Goodall would put it
56:51 <Hoku> done.
57:00 * Mytiazair attempts to coup de grace Hoku 
57:01 <mort-> Next round you're dead i think
57:05 <mort-> Lol
57:10 <Mytiazair> !throw 3d8+3+2d6 damage
57:11 <diebot> Mytiazair, damage: [3d8=3,3,7; 2d6=1,4] 21
57:18 <Mytiazair> make a DC36 fort save
57:20 <Mytiazair> or is it DC31
57:39 <Hoku> how does that work exactly?
57:44 <Hoku> i thought it was max damage?
57:50 <Mytiazair> it's an automatic crit
57:53 <Mytiazair> with sneak attack
58:00 <Hoku> still alive.
58:01 <Mytiazair> then a DC 10 or 15 + damage fort save or die
58:06 <mort-> Fortitude
58:09 <Hoku> ah.
58:30 <Hoku> !throw 1d20+9 fort save
58:31 <diebot> Hoku, fort save: [1d20=15] 24
58:37 <Hoku> got 'im coach.
58:40 <mort-> Failed
58:47 <Mytiazair> dead :S
58:50 <mort-> That evil half elf got you :(
58:54 Hoku is now known as Hydrazine
58:57 <Mytiazair> "Now that's what you get when you tie me up!"
58:59 * Hydrazine offers a hand for a shake
59:01 <mort-> Tricky bastard
59:03 <mort-> Lol
59:14 <Mytiazair> !throw 1d20+10 sense motive
59:16 <diebot> Mytiazair, sense motive: [1d20=1] 11
59:16 <mort-> Next time. Sense motive
59:21 <mort-> Just curious
59:26 <mort-> Why didn't you uh. 
59:31 * Mytiazair shakes the offered hand.
59:33 <mort-> Get something against invisibility
59:39 <Hydrazine> Couldn't find anything.
59:45 <mort-> Potion?
59:55 <Hydrazine> And remember, i said this was specifically designed to hunt Oskar.
59:56 <mort-> See invisiblity?
00:02 <mort-> Dust of appearance?
00:22 <Hydrazine> I know how I could've done better though.
00:32 <Hydrazine> manacles and not ropes, non-lethal damage.
00:43 <mort-> A little used to your yip dog beside you? :p
00:54 <Mekkis> how were you to know about the wand of scorching ray?
01:16 <Hydrazine> No, I just couldn't find anything in my 2 days of doing this to counter invis.
01:25 <mort-> Mek if you invis i can and will see through it
01:34 <Hydrazine> the manacles were an option. even level 1 real hokubi has them.
01:34 <Mekkis> mort-, I know
01:35 <mort-> There is one slightly dodgy thing
01:46 <Mekkis> that's why I have something special for you!
01:54 <mort-> You can create potions
01:57 <Hydrazine> should've gone for fort saves earlier.
02:03 <mort-> Make a see invisible one?
02:07 <Mekkis> still up my sleeves
02:11 <mort-> I could have told you that mek
02:15 <Hydrazine> i'd heard the rules were very strict about making things like that?
02:21 <mort-> Hm
02:30 <Hydrazine> i thought it fell in the same boat as +skill items?
02:32 <Mekkis> Hydrazine, Mytiazair doesn't have many fort-save spells
02:37 <mort-> I don't know they gave the results for the 
02:45 <mort-> Potions
02:48 <Hydrazine> Ah. Thats his weak spot. Fort saves and flatfooted.
02:52 <mort-> So i say can use?
03:00 <mort-> I know too on monks
03:01 <Mekkis> he's an enchanter
03:06 <Hydrazine> going for regular AC, you'd have some trouble.
03:10 <Mekkis> it's all will saves
03:10 <mort-> I will have problems
03:20 <mort-> He will will save me to death
03:29 <Hydrazine> worked eventually.
03:38 <mort-> Khaz hasn't really touched magic that much
03:41 <Hydrazine> I was at 2hp if I had made the fort save.
03:46 <Mekkis> Mytiazair has THREE rods of metamagic persist
03:48 <mort-> He thinks himself as a fighter
04:06 <mort-> No dust of appearance?
04:11 <mort-> And why didn't you fly
04:13 <Hydrazine> what is that?
04:22 <Hydrazine> I don't know all the specific magic items yet.
04:22 <mort-> You were perfectly happy to chase me around town
04:32 <Mekkis> it's the "OK so you made that save. Make it again."
04:56 <Hydrazine> Ah.
05:04 <mort-> www.d20pfsrd.com/magic-items/wondrous-items/wondrous-items/c-d/dust-of-appearance
05:14 <mort-> Dude!
05:20 <Mekkis> http://www.d20pfsrd.com/magic/all-spells/t/terrible-remorse
05:26 <Hydrazine> wouldn't have helped, Mort.
05:46 <mort-> Yeah 15 ft away
05:50 <Mekkis> potion of see invisibility
05:50 <Hydrazine> I don't think he was ever that close. And even if he was, I never figured out which direction.
05:57 <mort-> Yes imo
06:00 <Mekkis> I was always directly above you
06:02 <Hydrazine> didn't know pots of see invis were legal.
06:02 <mort-> I would do it
06:13 <mort-> I am not sure
06:13 <Mekkis> and the second-last round I was 15' above you
06:23 <Hydrazine> if i had vision, it would have been alot tougher.
06:26 <Mekkis> (so I could 5' and coup-de-grace)
06:28 <mort-> But now you know why i don't like 
06:29 <Hydrazine> notably higher ac.
06:44 <mort-> Being a class without spells?
07:11 <mort-> Because sneaky bastards like those
07:16 <mort-> Can get better of you
07:36 <Hydrazine> Good show though.
07:42 <Mekkis> indeed
07:47 <Hydrazine> Its the casting without somatics that really made the difference.
07:54 <Mekkis> and that bluff check!
07:57 <mort-> He plays a nice possum!
08:06 <mort-> And you fell for it. 
08:09 <Mekkis> <Mytiazair> !throw 1d20+17 bluff @Mytiazair, mort-
08:09 <Mekkis> <diebot> Mytiazair: bluff: [1d20=14] 31
08:15 <mort-> Now i know why he goes every where
08:17 <Hydrazine> Should've rolled non-lethal though.
08:19 <mort-> Doing sense motive
08:28 <mort-> You do more?
08:31 <Hydrazine> double.
08:39 <Mekkis> mort-, that's not why
08:41 <mort-> You actually believed he was dead
08:44 <Hydrazine> don't know if it would make a difference.
08:50 <mort-> At 53 hp? :p
08:57 <Hydrazine> No, I didn't know if he was dead or what. Stunned atleast.
09:02 <Mekkis> mort-, that's metagaming
09:06 <Hydrazine> good luck on the fort save, huh?
09:08 <mort-> BiLlion
09:12 <mort-> Ah k
09:20 <mort-> Yeah he rolled a 22 total
09:28 <Mekkis> the reason I use sense-motive is because Mytiazair played too many Matt Goodall scenarios
09:52 <mort-> Khaz will get pwned on that
09:55 <Hydrazine> too bad i can't deflect rays.
10:00 <mort-> He has no wis :(
10:12 <Mekkis> mort-, neither does Mytiazair!
10:37 <Hydrazine> Like I said, hes intended to crush an Oskar.
10:40 <mort-> Yeah
10:41 <Hydrazine> I think he'll do well.
10:47 <Mekkis> after encountering Matt Goodall, he bought a Headband of diplomatic and motive sensing intellect +4
10:51 <Hydrazine> Or any melee that gives it a shot.
11:06 <mort-> Lol
11:11 <mort-> I'm melee :(
11:14 <Hydrazine> Hoku's very strong against another melee.
11:37 <mort-> Pity pree and phly didnt get to watch it
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12:14 <Mekkis> I wonder how mort- would do against Deceased
12:21 <Mekkis> I think it'd be close
12:25 <mort-> Not well
12:28 <Mekkis> really
12:34 <mort-> She isn't optimisdd for combat
12:36 <Mekkis> they're both nondamaging wizards
12:41 <Mekkis> nor is deceased!
12:49 <mort-> She as i said. Is knowledge whore
12:49 <Hydrazine> So its who fails saves first?
12:58 <Mekkis> quite probably
13:09 <mort-> Morts will saves Brent too good
13:12 <Mekkis> heh
13:17 <mort-> If he is enchantment focus
13:18 <Hydrazine> will's not even the high one.
13:23 <Mekkis> "Colours Sprays at five paces!"
13:35 <mort-> I will get a problem
13:51 <Hydrazine> put up a pretty good shot considering i shot myself in the foot not being able to see invis.
14:13 <mort-> Mort is a pve slacker wizard
14:23 <mort-> I think if jerus came at her 
14:34 <Hydrazine> she'd color spray and win?
14:37 <Deceased> "En guarde, mort-"
14:46 <mort-> I can't remember my dcs
14:47 <mort-> Ok
15:01 <mort-> @init
15:02 <Deceased> 60', unless you have an objection
15:08 <mort-> No
15:11 <Deceased> !throw 1d20+4 init
15:13 <diebot> Deceased, init: [1d20=5] 9
15:17 <Hydrazine> thats grapple range for the last fight.
15:23 mort- is now known as Mort-
15:28 <Mort-> He can't grapple
15:42 <Deceased> Mort has more scrolls than Deceased
16:03 <Mort-> !throw 1d20+5 init
16:03 <diebot> Mort-, init: [1d20=12] 17
16:07 <Deceased> go mort!
16:17 <Mort-> 3 dex 2 familiar
16:33 <Mort-> What was hideous laughter range?
16:36 <Hydrazine> Mort's turn.
16:42 <Deceased> close
16:47 <Deceased> so for you, 35'
17:21 <Hydrazine> didn't you guys talk about this being the oldest trick in the book?
17:21 <Mort-> Ok
17:27 <Mort-> Will save pleaspd
17:33 <Mort-> Well we can try haha
17:43 <Deceased> moving up 25'?
17:44 <Deceased> sure
17:50 <Deceased> !throw 1d20+6 will save
17:52 <diebot> Deceased, will save: [1d20=7] 13
17:56 * Mort- gets socks to take out smelling salts
17:59 <Mort-> Dc is
18:00 * Deceased thinks something's funny
18:13 <Mort-> 16
18:17 <Hydrazine> something's HILARIOUS!
18:27 * Deceased begins turn
18:31 <Deceased> !throw 1d20 preroll
18:33 <diebot> Deceased, preroll: [1d20=18] 18
18:44 * Deceased attempts to save against Hideous Laughter
18:48 <Deceased> 24 saves
18:53 * Deceased stops laughing
18:57 <Deceased> Mort's turn
18:59 <Mort-> Ok
19:06 <Mort-> What level are you
19:15 <Mort-> 6 is bad
19:19 <Deceased> you have no way of knowing that
19:37 <Deceased> if you're casting a spell..?
19:50 <Mort-> Me gets socks to hide somewhere with the potion of smelling salts
20:07 <Deceased> !throw 1d20+9 perception
20:08 <diebot> Deceased, perception: [1d20=16] 25
20:17 <Deceased> Mort-, stealth for socks please?
20:31 <Mort-> Help me find my weasel
20:53 <Deceased> http://www.d20pfsrd.com/bestiary/monster-listings/animals/weasel
20:59 <Deceased> stealth +14
21:43 <Mort-> !throw 1d20+14
21:44 <diebot> Mort-, 1d20+14: [1d20=8] 22
22:31 <Mort-> You spot socks hiding out of visual range somewhere at the side of my robes
22:37 <Deceased> ok
22:42 <Deceased> what are you doing?
23:19 <Mort-> Talking mentally to socks
23:26 <Deceased> ok
23:26 <Mort-> Then doing stuff
23:34 <Deceased> oh no
23:53 <Deceased> "Look, you should really give up before this gets really hard on you..."
24:44 <Mort-> " you started it"
24:58 <Deceased> "Then I should finish it!"
25:01 <Mort-> Spray deceased
25:09 <Deceased> !throw 1d20+4 will save
25:11 <diebot> Deceased, will save: [1d20=10] 14
25:18 <Mort-> Dc 15
25:19 <Deceased> that's off by one, right?
25:23 <Mort-> Yes
25:31 <Mort-> What level are you
25:32 <Deceased> sure
25:39 <Deceased> I fall into the 3-4HD
26:18 <Mort-> Please open stunned here
26:22 <Deceased> <?stunned
26:24 <diebot> A stunned creature drops everything held, can't take actions, takes a 2 penalty to AC, and loses its Dexterity bonus to AC (if any). // Attackers receive a +4 bonus on attack rolls to perform combat maneuvers against a stunned opponent.
26:38 <Mort-> !throw 1d4
26:39 <diebot> Mort-, 1d4: [1d4=2] 2
26:50 <Deceased> ok
26:52 <Deceased> I'm stunned
26:54 <Deceased> it's your turn
27:06 <Mort-> 3 rounds to fk you over
27:20 <Deceased> go ahead
27:24 <Deceased> :)
27:27 Tashes has quit (Quit: Leaving)
27:35 Tashes_ is now known as tashes
27:37 <Mort-> !throw 1d20+5 scorching ray
27:37 <diebot> Mort-, scorching ray: [1d20=16] 21
27:41 <Deceased> hits
27:47 <Mort-> !throw 4d6
27:47 <diebot> Mort-, 4d6: [4d6=2,3,3,6] 14
27:52 <Hydrazine> Placing bets, Tashes?
27:57 <Deceased> I don't appear fully affected
27:58 <Mort-> Socks
28:05 <Mort-> Bite him
28:13 <Deceased> handle animal
28:16 <Deceased> :)
28:24 <Mort-> Its my familiar
28:34 <Mort-> You dolt!
28:46 <Deceased> ok
28:47 <Deceased> ;)
29:14 <tashes> huh?
29:22 <Deceased> roll it
29:31 <Deceased> 1d20+6 iirc
29:39 <Hydrazine> mort vs mekkis showdown.
29:55 <Deceased> http://www.d20pfsrd.com/bestiary/monster-listings/animals/weasel
29:57 <Mort-> This is weird
30:00 <Mort-> Why?
30:07 <Deceased> it'll do 1 nonlethal damage if it hits!
30:15 <Mort-> And grapple
30:19 <Deceased> yeah!
30:23 <Mort-> They like it
30:29 <Deceased> is it happening?
30:39 <Mort-> !throw 1d20+6
30:40 <diebot> Mort-, 1d20+6: [1d20=13] 19
30:46 <Deceased> I am bit
30:49 <Deceased> 1 nonlethal!
30:57 <Deceased> roll CMB
31:06 <Mort-> How do you do that
31:11 <Mort-> Never done it before
31:13 <Deceased> it's 1d20
31:17 <Deceased> + CMB
31:20 <Deceased> which is 0 for socks
31:27 <Mort-> My base?
31:42 <Mort-> I thought a familiar has same cmb as his master?
31:42 <Deceased>  no
31:45 <Deceased> its base
31:50 <Deceased> oh
31:51 <Deceased> your BAB
31:53 <Deceased> so +2
32:08 <Mort-> !throw 1d20+2
32:08 <diebot> Mort-, 1d20+2: [1d20=12] 14
32:10 <Deceased> ummm
32:13 <Deceased> still +0
32:17 <Mort-> Your stunned btw
32:23 <Deceased> regardless, I'm grappled
32:25 <Mort-> ?
32:29 <Deceased> I'm stunned again
32:29 <Mort-> Cool
32:37 <Deceased> what are you doing now?
32:37 <Mort-> Magic missiles
32:44 <Deceased> how curt
32:45 <Deceased> cute
33:05 <Mort-> !throw 2#1d4+1
33:06 <diebot> Mort-, 2#1d4+1: [1d4=4] 5, [1d4=2] 3
33:09 <Deceased> ow
33:24 <Mort-> Urm
33:32 <Mort-> Can animals pin?
33:39 <Deceased> socks makes a check to maintain grapple
33:47 <Deceased> as stupid as it sounds, yes
33:54 <Mort-> +0 or +2
34:02 <Mort-> Add 5 since second round
34:05 <Deceased> +0
34:14 <Mort-> !throw 1d20+5
34:15 <diebot> Mort-, 1d20+5: [1d20=19] 24
34:15 <Hydrazine> hilarious if deceased gets rocked by a weasel.
34:20 * Deceased is pinned
34:27 * Deceased is no longer blind
34:30 <Deceased> but still stunned
34:33 <Deceased> go on Mort- 
34:36 <Mort-> Can i tie him up?
34:38 <Mort-> Wait
34:41 <Mort-> Hydra
34:47 <Mort-> What's the tie dc!
34:53 <Mort-> To get out i mean
35:06 <Mort-> I'm not good at tying people up
35:08 <Hydrazine> 20+ tie-ers cmb.
35:14 <Mort-> What?
35:30 <Mort-> Ok i guess i tie him up. He is helpless?
35:36 <Hydrazine> correct.
35:40 <Mort-> Socks get that spare scroll of magic missile out
35:48 <Mort-> Lets tie him up
35:57 <Deceased> so socks releases me from pin?
36:07 <Mort-> I tie 
36:09 <Mort-> First
36:15 <Deceased> I suppose socks needs to maintain pin first
36:16 <Mort-> Then socks releases
36:28 <Mort-> What are the bonuses
36:35 <Deceased> still only +5
36:38 <Mort-> For 3 rd round hydra!
36:50 <Mort-> !throw 1d20+5
36:50 <diebot> Mort-, 1d20+5: [1d20=15] 20
37:05 * Mort- ties deceased up
37:11 <Deceased> sure
37:17 <Mort-> Ok
37:18 * Deceased is no longer stunned
37:23 <Mort-> Yes
37:23 <Hydrazine> actually, none of the grapple flowcharts involve a third roll to tie.
37:23 <Deceased> !throw 1d20 preroll
37:25 <diebot> Deceased, preroll: [1d20=6] 6
37:35 <Hydrazine> after you got them pinned, you can just do it.
38:00 <Mort-> Anything happens?
38:02 <Deceased> you still need to maintain grapple after they're pinned, right?
38:54 <Mort-> I already gave 3 grapple checks
39:02 <Mort-> What more do you want lol
39:11 <Hydrazine> either way, mort did roll it and win.
40:03 <Deceased> !throw 1d20+2 escape
40:04 <diebot> Deceased, escape: [1d20=6] 8
40:09 <Deceased> your turn, Mort- 
40:15 <Mort-> Coup de gras
40:26 <Deceased> with what?
40:43 <Mort-> Silver tipped arrow
40:44 <Deceased> it's a move action to draw a weapon
40:53 <Mort-> Your tied up
40:55 <Mort-> Why not
41:05 <Mort-> And I'm level 4
41:10 <Deceased> and a full round to coup de grace
41:14 <Deceased> you can't do them both in one turn
41:40 <Mort-> I draw my longsword
41:52 <Deceased> ok
42:00 <Deceased> !throw 1d20 preroll
42:02 <Mort-> Attack you but will i cut the ropes?
42:02 <diebot> Deceased, preroll: [1d20=10] 10
42:07 <Deceased> probably
42:18 <Mort-> Then ill draw but not use
42:21 <Deceased> probably
42:23 <Mort-> Wait
42:23 <Deceased> !throw 1d20 preroll
42:24 <diebot> Deceased, preroll: [1d20=18] 18
42:45 <Mort-> Tell me when its my turn
42:50 <Deceased> mort, what's your CMB?
42:55 <Mort-> 22
43:06 <Mort-> Wait 2
43:20 <Mort-> But ropes give 20+ cmb
43:23 <Mort-> So
43:57 <Deceased> !throw 1d20+2 CMB
43:58 <Mort-> Actually i should have clubbed you with quarter staff
43:58 <diebot> Deceased, CMB: [1d20=15] 17
44:07 <Deceased> now you coup de grace me
44:10 <Mort-> Can't cut ropes that way
44:13 <Mort-> Yeah
44:17 <Mort-> My damage sucks
44:22 <Mort-> Forgive me
44:28 <Mort-> So how do i roll it
44:33 <Deceased> crit damage
44:45 <Mort-> Long sword is xa
45:02 <Deceased> x2
45:03 <Mort-> !throw 2#1d8
45:04 <diebot> Mort-, 2#1d8: [1d8=2] 2, [1d8=5] 5
45:17 * Deceased uses the 18 preroll on the fort save
45:23 <Deceased> :)
45:30 <Mort-> The ropes cut?
45:37 <Deceased> I'd say so
45:41 <Mort-> K
45:58 <Deceased> for a total of 21
45:59 <Mort-> Your still alive?
46:03 <Mort-> What conditions
46:05 <Deceased> barely
46:09 <Mort-> Are you in
46:11 <Mort-> K
46:47 <Deceased> hmmm
46:50 <Mort-> What do you do on your turn
46:52 <Deceased> !throw 1d20 preroll
46:54 <diebot> Deceased, preroll: [1d20=16] 16
46:56 <Deceased> that first
47:02 <Mort-> Your on the ground i guess
47:13 <Mort-> Since you were tied up
48:06 <Deceased> hmmm
48:12 <Deceased> defensively cast...
48:43 <Mort-> !throw 1d20+10 spell craft
48:44 <diebot> Mort-, spell craft: [1d20=19] 29
48:57 <Mort-> Spill the beans
49:06 <Deceased> glitterdust on you and Socks
49:14 <Deceased> will save!
49:31 <Deceased> I'll use the 16 on the concentration check
49:39 <Deceased> for 26
49:42 <Deceased> to pass easily
50:03 <Mort-> !throw 1d20+3 will me
50:04 <diebot> Mort-, will me: [1d20=19] 22
50:25 <Mort-> !throw 1d20+3 will socks
50:26 <diebot> Mort-, will socks: [1d20=12] 15
50:31 <Deceased> socks is blind
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50:35 <Mort-> Socks gets blinded
50:59 * Deceased gets up and 5's back
51:00 <Deceased> end turn
51:17 <Mort-> You stand up
51:20 <Mort-> Take aoo
51:22 <Deceased> ok
51:36 <Mort-> !throw 1d20+2
51:37 <diebot> Mort-, 1d20+2: [1d20=11] 13
51:39 <Deceased> miss!
51:46 <Mort-> Do i hit you prone?
51:50 <Mort-> Fair enough
51:55 <Mort-> Your barely alive?
52:03 <Deceased> pretty much
52:07 <Mort-> Sense motive
52:24 <Mort-> !throw 1d20+0 sense motive
52:25 <diebot> Mort-, sense motive: [1d20=13] 13
52:40 <Mort-> I take out my magic missile scroll
52:43 <Mort-> And cast it
52:52 <Mort-> !throw 1d4+1
52:52 <diebot> Mort-, 1d4+1: [1d4=1] 2
53:00 <Mort-> Still alive?
53:03 <Deceased> yep
53:20 <Mort-> 5ft towards you
53:27 <Deceased> !throw 1d20 preroll
53:28 <diebot> Deceased, preroll: [1d20=2] 2
53:31 <Deceased> hmmm
53:33 <Deceased> 5' back
54:23 <Deceased> actually...
54:33 <Deceased> you're holding the sword in one hand?
54:34 <Deceased> right?
54:38 <Mort-> Yes
55:10 <Avatar> what are the sense motive checks for?
55:11 <Deceased> attempt to tumble 15' back
55:23 <Deceased> !throw 1d20+3 acrobatics
55:25 <diebot> Deceased, acrobatics: [1d20=14] 17
55:29 <Mort-> My cmd?
55:31 <Deceased> yeah
55:37 <Mort-> is 16
55:44 <Mort-> You get it off
55:48 <Deceased> that's the first bit of good news I've had today
55:51 <Deceased> create PIT
55:57 <Mort-> See if he is playing posum
56:02 <Mort-> Shit
56:03 <Deceased> under the 10'x10' squares containing you and socks
56:07 <Deceased> reflex saves!
56:08 <Hydrazine> rofl
56:48 <Deceased> 20' deep!
56:50 <Mort-> !throw 1d20+6 reflex save
56:51 <diebot> Mort-, reflex save: [1d20=6] 12
56:56 <Mort-> Socks
56:57 <Deceased> you're in the hole!
57:05 <Deceased> !throw 2d6 damage
57:06 <diebot> Deceased, damage: [2d6=2,5] 7
57:45 <Mort-> !throw 
58:04 <Mort-> !throw 1d20+6 socks!
58:05 <diebot> Mort-, socks!: [1d20=15] 21
58:15 <Deceased> Socks avoids it
58:17 <Mort-> Socks is still blinded right
58:20 <Deceased> yep
58:35 <Mort-> Can i direct socks to your last position
58:40 <Mort-> And attempt to bite you?
58:42 <Deceased> you can try
58:49 <Deceased> but I'm 15' away
58:55 <Deceased> well... 25' away
58:58 <Deceased> and socks is blind
59:05 <Deceased> and there's a 10'x10' pit in the way
59:22 <Mort-> Try to go around it
59:25 <Deceased> and if Socks ends his/her turn next to it, it's a reflex save!
59:35 <Mort-> Make sure she doesn't
59:38 <Deceased> ok
59:41 <Mort-> And try to get to you
59:50 <Mort-> Don't worry about me
59:52 <Deceased> it'll take two turns
59:55 <Deceased> I suppose
59:56 <Mort-> !throw 
00:25 <Mort-> I'm just below the ground right
00:30 <Mort-> Assuming i could climb
00:31 <Deceased> 20' below the ground
00:35 <Deceased> climb DC25
00:41 <Mort-> I would be all right right?
00:44 <Mort-> Its ok
01:01 <Mort-> You should have known who you were against
01:07 <Deceased> yes
01:07 <Mort-> All this while
01:14 <Deceased> "I know"
01:20 <Deceased> "The fastest draw usually wins."
01:36 <Mort-> !throw 1d20+4 caster level check
01:36 <diebot> Mort-, caster level check: [1d20=10] 14
01:45 <Deceased> what for?
01:52 <Mort-> I fly out of the pit 40 ft above ground
01:58 <Mort-> You forget who i am
02:07 <Deceased> aj
02:07 <Mort-> What i am
02:08 <Deceased> ah
02:09 <Deceased> fun
02:15 <Hydrazine> ascend at half speed?
02:19 * Hydrazine ducks
02:32 <Mort-> Did they say?
02:32 <Deceased> move action to retrieve scroll
02:39 <Deceased> standard action to cast?
02:41 <Deceased> right?
02:44 <Deceased> so no movement at all?
03:43 <Mort-> Yes
03:58 <Mort-> I don't use wrist sheathe
04:03 <Mort-> Not like khaz
04:04 <Mort-> Lol
04:11 <Deceased> ok
04:15 <Mort-> That bastard does
04:31 * Deceased casts a spell
04:35 <Deceased> while noone's looking!
04:42 <Mort-> Ah k
04:44 <Deceased> so can't observe the effects
05:02 <Deceased> and moves 30' away from the pit
05:04 <Deceased> end turn
05:16 <Mort-> Move up 30 ft
05:28 <Mort-> Since ascend at half speed
05:34 <Deceased> ok
05:36 <Deceased> you
05:38 <Mort-> Get socks to chase
05:42 <Deceased> 're 10' above the ground
05:43 <Mort-> Now that i see Wu
05:44 <Mort-> You
05:47 <Mort-> Yes
05:47 <Deceased> make a perception check
06:06 <Mort-> !throw 1d20+2 perception
06:06 <diebot> Mort-, perception: [1d20=1] 3
06:13 <Mort-> See shit
06:13 <Deceased> I don't think you can see me
06:14 <Mort-> Ok
06:20 <Mort-> So i can't
06:25 <Hydrazine> You see no Deceased.
06:34 <Mort-> I do not see anything around?
06:45 <Hydrazine> Well, you see a pit. And Socks.
07:15 <Deceased> just a sec
07:20 <Deceased> was it a silver sword?
07:27 <Mort-> It wasn't
07:29 <Deceased> ok
07:39 <Deceased> yay for stealth
07:41 <Mort-> I fly up 30 ft
07:49 <Mort-> Stealth?
07:53 <Deceased> ok
07:56 <Mort-> Or something else
07:58 <Deceased> hmmm
08:10 <Hydrazine> so 40' above ground.
08:12 <Deceased> hmmm
08:15 <Mort-> Yes
08:23 <Hydrazine> I will say that you cannot see Deceased.
08:29 <Hydrazine> Or detect with any other sense.
08:43 <Deceased> end turn
09:00 <Mort-> Cast see invisibility from scroll
09:01 <Hydrazine> i thought it was still mort's?
09:08 <Hydrazine> Ah.
09:08 <Deceased> COUNTERSPELL!!!
09:19 <Mort-> How do you do it
09:27 <Hydrazine> readied action.
09:40 <Deceased> !throw 1d20+14 spellcraft
09:40 * Hydrazine authoritates.
09:41 <diebot> Deceased, spellcraft: [1d20=12] 26
09:58 <Mort-> Do i note where the counter spell came from?
10:08 <Deceased> that'd be a perception check
10:18 <Deceased> <?Invisible
10:19 <Hydrazine> Finish the counterspell rolls first?
10:22 <Deceased> no roll
10:24 <Mort-> Well i hear someone casting
10:25 <Hydrazine> Even though I'm not sure what that includes.
10:30 <Deceased> I had see invisible prepared
10:33 <Deceased> so it's automatic
10:34 <Mort-> I can't counter that
10:38 <Mort-> Can i?
10:50 <Deceased> yay for being a diviner who doesn't have anything better to put into his second-level school spell slot
11:35 <Mort-> Can i counter his counter spell?
11:42 <Deceased> no
11:49 <Hydrazine> Reading rules.
11:58 <Hydrazine> Counterspell works.
12:04 <Hydrazine> Your see invisibility fails, Mort.
12:12 <Mort-> Not surprised
12:34 * Deceased wonders how many see invisibility scrolls Mort has
12:45 <Hydrazine> That ends your turn?
13:26 <Mort-> Ah
13:34 <Mort-> Can i make a perception check
13:48 <Mort-> To find where the sound of counter came from?
14:08 <Deceased> I'd let you attempt one
14:15 <Deceased> <?invisible
14:15 <Mort-> !throw 1d20+3 let me find that invisdd bastard
14:17 <diebot> Mort-, let me find that invisdd bastard: [1d20=2] 5
14:19 <diebot> Invisible creatures are visually undetectable. An invisible creature gains a +2 bonus on attack rolls against sighted opponents, and ignores its opponents' Dexterity bonuses to AC (if any). See the invisibility special ability.
14:23 <Mort-> Guess not
14:33 <Mort-> I cast mage armor on myself
14:39 <Deceased> no you don't 
14:45 <Deceased> you already cast see invisible
14:51 <Deceased> I'd get a turn before you can do anything else!
15:10 <Hydrazine> You got a scroll and cast from it.
15:13 <Mort-> Ah k
15:47 <Mort-> So who's turn is it
15:51 <Deceased> mine
15:54 <Hydrazine> Deceased.
16:03 <Mort-> K his
16:45 * Deceased starts casting a spell
16:50 <Deceased> mort's turn
17:14 <Mort-> Does he appear?
17:21 <Mort-> Offensive actions make you appear
17:27 <Deceased> nonoffensive
17:27 <Mort-> Spell craft
17:34 <Deceased> perception first
17:34 <Mort-> Where is the spot
17:40 <Mort-> Sound is coming from
17:45 <Deceased> you're a significant distance away
17:56 <Mort-> !throw 1d20+2 perception
17:57 <diebot> Mort-, perception: [1d20=19] 21
18:05 <Hydrazine> Modifiers for distance?
18:10 <Mort-> Anything?
18:11 <Deceased> -2 for each 10'
18:13 <Deceased> so
18:26 <Hydrazine> I got it.
18:29 <Hydrazine> Throw me opposed.
18:56 <Hydrazine> You do not find a Deceased.
19:20 <Mort-> "Damnit"
19:29 <Deceased> Socks can see again
19:30 <Mort-> Cast mage armor on myself
19:38 <Mort-> Get socks to run around
19:56 <Mort-> In the direction that the sound was coming from
20:06 <Mort-> And perception check
20:10 <Deceased> socks' perception?
21:05 <Mort-> Same as mine
21:18 <Mort-> !throw 1d20+3
21:19 <diebot> Mort-, 1d20+3: [1d20=17] 20
21:30 <Hydrazine> Still avoids detection.
21:40 <Mort-> Deceased its your turn
22:17 <Deceased> cast another spell
23:00 <Mort-> !throw 2#1d20+3 perception
23:01 <diebot> Mort-, perception: [1d20=8] 11, [1d20=20] 23
23:13 <Mort-> Anyone sees anything?
23:38 <Mort-> Also spellcraft
23:45 <Mort-> What was the spell
24:00 <Hydrazine> Can you spellcraft an unseen caster effectively?
24:06 <Hydrazine> I know casting is more than just words.
24:11 <Mort-> !throw 1d20+10 spellcraft
24:11 <diebot> Mort-, spellcraft: [1d20=2] 12
24:26 <Mort-> Who knows. I might be able to pick up mutterings
24:31 <Deceased> you don't detect it
24:42 <Mort-> Anything happens?
24:48 <Deceased> nope
25:21 <Mort-> I take out a scroll
25:31 <Deceased> sure
27:21 <Mort-> Socks moves in the direction the spell was coming from and roll perception
27:39 <Mort-> !throw 1d20+3 perception
27:39 <diebot> Mort-, perception: [1d20=8] 11
28:18 <Mort-> End turn
30:17 <Mort-> Deceased
30:20 <Deceased> end turn
30:54 <Mort-> Run 60 ft foward
31:07 <Mort-> Send socks around as well
31:16 <Mort-> Both do perception check
31:34 <Mort-> !throw 1d20+3
31:34 <diebot> Mort-, 1d20+3: [1d20=8] 11
31:41 <Mort-> Me
31:51 <Hydrazine> both of you.
31:54 <Hydrazine> PM me a direction.
32:06 <Mort-> !throw 1d20+3 socks
32:08 <diebot> Mort-, socks: [1d20=10] 13
32:58 <Hydrazine> Mort, direction.
33:30 <Mort-> End turn
33:34 <Mort-> Deceased turn
35:13 <Hydrazine> Mort.
35:19 <Hydrazine> You're killing me.
35:24 <Mort-> Why
35:35 <Hydrazine> Direction. I should be PM-able.
35:36 <Mort-> I can't pm you
35:44 <Mort-> I'm on cell
35:49 <Mort-> Make a new channel
36:17 <Mort-> Pmed you
36:18 <Mort-> Lol
36:20 <Hydrazine> Gotcha.
37:35 <Hydrazine> Mort's turn.
38:11 <Deceased> 45 rounds of fly remain,
38:16 <Mort-> I cast shield on myself 
38:21 <Mort-> Yeah i know
38:28 <Deceased> prepared or scrolled?
38:37 <Mort-> Scrolled
38:49 <Deceased> 10 rounds remain
38:57 <Mort-> K
39:20 <Hydrazine> move action?
39:34 <Mort-> Get 30ft with the ground
40:05 <Mort-> And run perception checks for mort an socks
40:18 <Mort-> !throw 1d20+2
40:18 <diebot> Mort-, 1d20+2: [1d20=20] 22
40:30 <Mort-> !throw 1d20+2
40:31 <diebot> Mort-, 1d20+2: [1d20=4] 6
40:38 <Mort-> Me and socks
40:47 <Mort-> Just keep in  that order
41:01 <Mort-> Get socks to start moving closer to me
41:18 <Deceased> can we continue on our current headings until Invisibility or Fly wears off?
41:42 <Hydrazine> Any objection, Mort?
42:08 <Mort-> Ok
42:14 <Mort-> I'm fine with it
42:16 <Hydrazine> how many rounds is that?
42:19 <Deceased> 36
42:23 <Hydrazine> jeez.
42:26 <Mort-> As the fly drops off
42:31 <Deceased> so they'll be 9 rounds of fly left
42:44 <Deceased> and I'll be conveniently about 1200' away
42:52 <Mort-> Oh lol
42:54 <Mort-> Ok
42:58 <Mort-> So what happens
43:07 <Deceased> you see me
43:07 <Hydrazine> Okay.
43:09 <Hydrazine> So you two.
43:12 <Deceased> 1200' to the wesy
43:13 <Deceased> west
43:14 <Hydrazine> Are 896 squares apart.
43:18 <Deceased> and it's your turn :)
43:20 <Mort-> Oh dear
43:24 <Mort-> Double move
43:27 <Mort-> Towards you
43:33 <Deceased> I assumed as much!
43:35 <Mort-> And bring socks along
43:45 * Deceased has a longbow!
43:50 <Mort-> Can we run?
43:54 <Deceased> sure
43:57 <Mort-> I have one too
44:01 <Deceased> if you want to lose your dex bonus!
44:03 <Mort-> Lets run
44:06 <Mort-> Sure
44:12 <Mort-> You can hit me
44:20 <Deceased> so run is 240'
44:22 <Deceased> right?
44:25 <Mort-> At 896 away
44:26 <Mort-> Yeah
44:34 <Deceased> so you're 960' away
44:36 <Deceased> cool
44:37 <Hydrazine> 896 SQUARES.
44:38 <Deceased> I shoot at you
44:44 <Hydrazine> 4480 ft.
44:47 <Hydrazine> almost a mile.
44:48 <Deceased> ok
44:52 <Mort-> Range of long bow
44:56 <Hydrazine> ...not that far.
44:59 <Deceased> 1000'
45:01 <Mort-> Is 100 ft
45:08 <Mort-> Ffs
45:29 <Deceased> delay
45:48 <Deceased> mort-'s turn
45:59 * Hydrazine had to open CA to keep track of you bastards a while ago, and pull a calculator to get distances.
46:00 <Mort-> Run closer
46:10 <Deceased> 4240'
46:12 <Mort-> Lol I'm not using ca
46:29 <Deceased> delay
47:11 <Mort-> Run more
47:12 <Deceased> 4000'
47:14 <Deceased> delay
47:24 <Mort-> Tell me when we get closer
47:26 <Deceased> 3760'
47:27 <Deceased> delay
47:35 <Mort->  I keep running
47:36 <Deceased> 3520'
47:38 <Deceased> delay
47:44 <Deceased> another 4 rounds
47:49 <Mort-> God damn
47:55 <Mort-> Ok can i see
48:00 <Deceased> 2560'
48:04 <Deceased> and you're on the ground
48:04 <Mort-> What condition you are in?
48:05 <Deceased> now what
48:09 <Deceased> oh
48:13 <Mort-> On the ground?
48:18 <Deceased> I look fine and dandy
48:21 <Deceased> on the ground
48:26 <Mort-> Oh yes of course
48:27 <Deceased> trying to sight you with a longbow!
48:34 <Hydrazine> from a loooong way off.
48:35 <Mort-> Sure!
48:38 <Mort-> No issue
48:40 <Deceased> except that you're a little too far
48:54 <Mort-> Fking bastards and infernal healing
49:01 * Mort- fingers silver arrows
49:10 <Mort-> Run more
49:11 <Deceased> want to speed this up until you get to 1000'?
49:16 <Mort-> Ok
49:19 <Deceased> really?
49:26 <Deceased> or do you really want to run it?
49:28 <Mort-> Yeah why not
49:31 <Deceased> and face me fatigued?
49:38 <Mort-> Not
49:41 <Deceased> ok
49:44 <Mort-> Lets go a little slower
49:47 <Deceased> when you get to 1000'
49:51 <Mort-> Ok
50:05 <Deceased> !throw 1d20+5-20
50:07 <diebot> Deceased, 1d20+5-20: [1d20=11] -4
50:10 <Deceased> an arrow misses you
50:17 <Mort-> Wtf?
50:32 <Deceased> ten range increments is a -20 to-hit
50:33 <Mort-> How can you hit so far
50:44 <Mort-> Move closer
50:51 <Deceased> double move or run?
51:00 <Mort-> Double move
51:05 <Hydrazine> this is hilarous.
51:06 <Hydrazine> by the way.
51:06 <Deceased> 940'
51:13 * Deceased casts a spell
51:16 <Mort-> You idiot
51:19 <Deceased> Guidance
51:24 <Deceased> moving closer?
51:24 <Mort-> Ah k
51:29 <Mort-> Yes
51:34 <Deceased> 880'
51:38 * Deceased takes aim
51:41 <Deceased> moving closer?
51:51 <Mort-> Yes
51:53 <Deceased> 820'
52:06 <Deceased> !throw 1d20+5+2+1-16
52:08 <diebot> Deceased, 1d20+5+2+1-16: [1d20=17] 9
52:11 <Deceased> :(
52:16 <Mort-> How many increments to miss now
52:18 <Deceased> moving closer
52:21 <Deceased> eight!
52:33 <Mort-> -16?
52:35 <Deceased> ja
52:43 <Deceased> moving closer?
52:52 <Mort-> Move closer drop prone
52:58 <Deceased> wow
53:03 * Deceased casts guidence
53:05 <Mort-> Wait how does standing up work
53:10 <Deceased> move action
53:14 <Deceased> 760'
53:26 <Mort-> So i have to use a move action
53:31 <Deceased> yeah
53:34 <Mort-> Fine stand up total defense
53:39 <Hydrazine> rofl
53:40 <Deceased> ok
53:43 <Mort-> Lol
53:43 * Deceased takes aim
53:46 <Deceased> your turn
53:50 <Mort-> Hey i don't do this often
54:01 <Mort-> Move closer total defense
55:20 <Deceased> 730'
55:26 * Deceased takes aim
55:31 <Deceased> your turn
55:54 <Mort-> Move closer total defense
55:58 <Deceased> 700'
56:01 * Deceased fires
56:07 <Mort-> Ok
56:09 <Deceased> !throw 1d20+5+1+2-14
56:11 <diebot> Deceased, 1d20+5+1+2-14: [1d20=12] 6
56:20 * Deceased moves 30' closer
56:22 <Deceased> 670'
56:26 <Deceased> your turn
56:34 <Mort-> Move closer total defense
56:42 <Deceased> 660'
56:47 * Deceased casts guidance
56:51 <Deceased> move closer
56:52 <Mort-> 640
56:53 <Deceased> 630'
56:55 <Mort-> Lol
57:04 <Deceased> 610' then
57:07 <Mort-> Rinse and repeat
57:07 <Deceased> your turn
57:11 <Deceased> 580' then
57:18 <Mort-> Closer and total defense
57:19 <Deceased> take aim
57:26 <Deceased> 530'
57:29 <Deceased> umm
57:33 <Deceased> 550'
57:35 <Mort-> Closer total defense
57:38 <Deceased> 520'
57:50 <Mort-> I bet hydra
57:50 * Deceased takes aim
58:01 <Mort-> Is laughing his tum out
58:09 <Mort-> Rinse and repeat
58:13 <Deceased> 490'
58:15 * Deceased FIRES!
58:27 <Deceased> !throw 1d20+5+1+2-8
58:28 <diebot> Deceased, 1d20+5+1+2-8: [1d20=4] 4
58:32 <Deceased> missing :(
58:43 <Mort-> Move closer total defense
58:44 <Deceased> end turn
58:50 <Deceased> 460'
58:59 <Deceased> !throw 1d20 preroll
59:01 <diebot> Deceased, preroll: [1d20=4] 4
59:10 * Deceased pulls out a scroll of FIREBALL!
59:17 <Deceased> Mort-, and socks, make reflex saves!
59:20 <Mort-> Oh oh
59:35 <Mort-> !throw 1d20+6
59:36 <diebot> Mort-, 1d20+6: [1d20=11] 17
59:53 <Mort-> !throw 1d20+6
59:54 <diebot> Mort-, 1d20+6: [1d20=15] 21
59:56 <Deceased> !throw 5d6
59:57 <diebot> Deceased, 5d6: [5d6=2,5,1,2,1] 11
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