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00:12:37 <Hydrazine> So.
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02:42:35 <Steven> back....
02:42:42 <Steven> so.... i had fun...
02:42:57 <Steven> what did you all do while i was Away?
03:10:56 <Avatar> probably slept
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06:54:05 <Ballig> sup foxt
07:04:29 <foxtrotter> hey
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09:49:55 <Mort-> Hello
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10:00:08 <mortswishytail> Question
10:00:28 <mortswishytail> Ah wait never mind
10:00:36 <mortswishytail> Nah skip it
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10:08:55 <Hydrazine_> question?
10:09:54 <MekkisScreen> .
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10:19:58 <Mort-> Ok asked the question
11:05:57 <Spaceshot> Hydrazine_: are you thinking about playing in Everdark?
11:06:14 <Hydrazine_> I hadn't really looked yet.
11:06:25 <Spaceshot> mmk
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11:29:56 <Mort-> Gosh
11:30:01 <Mort-> Just made coffee
11:31:17 <Mort-> Hi
11:31:24 <foxtrotter> hi
11:31:35 * Mort- fluffs foxtrotter and begs him for a cookie
11:31:43 <foxtrotter> hehe
11:31:45 <foxtrotter> fluffs
11:31:46 <foxtrotter> ...
11:31:47 <foxtrotter> well
11:31:49 <Spaceshot> don't do it
11:31:53 <Spaceshot> it's a trap
11:32:16 * foxtrotter hides his cookies
11:32:18 <Spaceshot> mort's like a stray cat, once you give a cookie she'll keep coming back
11:32:20 * Mort- growls at spaceshot and gives foxtrotter puppy eyes
11:32:32 * Mort- uses scent.
11:32:36 <Hydrazine_> Stray lemur.
11:32:40 * Mort- smells cookies!
11:32:58 <foxtrotter> well looks like you found them
11:33:02 <foxtrotter> but guess what?
11:33:09 <Mort-> Trapped?
11:33:11 <foxtrotter> they are not actual cookies
11:33:23 <foxtrotter> they are a major image of cookeis
11:33:24 <foxtrotter> cookies
11:34:00 <foxtrotter> but you probably won't fail your will save as a cat
11:37:00 <Mort-> !throw 1d20+3 will
11:37:00 <diebot> Mort-, will: [1d20=1] 4
11:37:08 <Mort-> It failed :(
11:37:18 <foxtrotter> ouch
11:37:18 <Mort-> But god
11:37:24 <foxtrotter> you think they are real cookies
11:37:25 <Mort-> People have been mean to me.
11:37:38 * Mort- eats them
11:37:44 <Mort-> Fort save? :p
11:37:53 <foxtrotter> no, another will save
11:37:58 <foxtrotter> they are not real
11:38:03 <foxtrotter> but you believe they are
11:38:11 <Mort-> !throw 1d20+3 will
11:38:11 <diebot> Mort-, will: [1d20=11] 14
11:38:26 * Mort- winces. Probably something bad happens
11:38:30 <foxtrotter> probably not good enough, since I think it is a 4th level spell
11:38:39 <Mort-> Yeah
11:38:55 <Mort-> Do i think i ate cookies then?
11:39:01 <foxtrotter> yes, you do
11:39:06 <foxtrotter> you are satisfied
11:39:08 <Mort-> Ignorance is bliss:d
11:39:12 <foxtrotter> and want no more cookies
11:39:16 * Mort- purrs
11:40:36 * Mort- thinks foxtrotter is awesome!
11:40:45 <foxtrotter> excellent!
11:43:13 * Mort- cuddles foxtrotter
11:44:03 <foxtrotter> hum, i don't know... wouldn't that be a bit awkward? unless you are of age, or if you are really a cat
11:45:02 <Mort-> I'm a lemur?
11:45:09 <Mort-> For all things that count!
11:45:21 <foxtrotter> oh, ok
11:47:01 <Mort-> At least you can think of my wizard that way as well
11:47:09 <Mort-> Khaz isn't fluffy
11:47:18 <foxtrotter> oh
11:47:33 <Mort-> I'm trying not to have everyone fluffy!
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12:17:21 <Steven> sup sup
12:17:30 <foxtrotter> hey
12:18:22 <Steven> hows everyone doin
12:18:30 <foxtrotter> i am doing just fine
12:18:53 <foxtrotter> I just finished reading through an adventure module that I am going to run tomorrow at home
12:19:01 <foxtrotter> i have a few friends coming over to play
12:19:12 <Steven> which one?
12:19:26 <foxtrotter> mask of the living god
12:19:34 <foxtrotter> masks*
12:19:36 <Steven> ouch...
12:19:38 <Steven> yeah
12:19:52 <Steven> going to private
12:20:07 <Mort-> Mg jmj
12:20:09 <Mort-> Oh
12:20:10 <Steven> damn it how do i verify?
12:20:28 <Mort-> Identify?
12:20:29 <foxtrotter> i don't know
12:20:36 <Mort-> Not sure
12:20:41 <Mort-> Me is nub
12:22:04 <Steven> there we go, im doing it now
12:24:09 <Steven> there we go
12:24:14 <Steven> that was annoying
12:26:08 <Steven> fox sent you a pvt message
12:27:19 <Steven> hey mort
12:27:24 <Steven> guess what sam has
12:27:52 <Mort-> Its ok
12:28:02 <Mort-> Im satiated today
12:28:03 <foxtrotter> i didt?
12:28:27 <Mort-> Foxtrotter gave me cookies
12:28:33 <Steven> you havent even guessed what she has
12:29:10 <Hydrazine_> Cookies?
12:29:16 <Steven> nope
12:29:20 <Steven> she has some noodles
12:29:22 <Hydrazine_> Bacon?
12:29:24 <Hydrazine_> Oh.
12:29:28 <Steven> god i wish she had bacon
12:30:08 <foxtrotter> later folks
12:30:47 <Steven> fox i tryin to talk to you about that module in pvt man
12:30:48 <Mort-> Have fun
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12:30:54 <Steven> i gives you tips!
12:30:55 <Mort-> Eggs?
12:31:07 <Steven> well hopefully he comes on later
12:33:41 <Steven> for the first time ever
12:33:52 <Steven> im considering taking an item creation feat
12:34:12 <Mort-> Not in pfs
12:34:18 <Mort-> You cannae
12:34:35 <Steven> i know that...
12:34:47 <Steven> its not for pfs op
12:38:05 <Steven> im thinking wonderous item
12:38:31 <Steven> because theres awesome wonderous items lol
12:38:39 <Mort-> Yeah
12:41:23 <Steven> i have a scone
12:41:24 <Steven> yay
12:41:46 <MekkisScreen> I have successfully brewed a potion, legitimately, in a PFS game
12:42:01 <MekkisScreen> the venture-captain was GMing the game.
12:44:40 <Steven> were you an alchemist?
12:49:21 <diebot> test
12:49:37 <MekkisScreen> Steven: yes
12:50:15 <Steven> then thats an exception to the rule
12:52:08 <Hydrazine_> hi Diebot.
12:52:44 <Mort-> He is a bot
12:53:20 <Steven> thats what he wants you to think
12:54:24 <Hydrazine_> Just because hes a bot doesn't mean he can't be my friend.
12:54:57 <MekkisScreen> Steven: not an alchemical thing, an actual potion
12:55:19 <MekkisScreen> Alchemists replace Brew Potion with extra bombs
12:57:13 <Steven> right. so how did you brew a potion?
13:00:14 <MekkisScreen> it was a certain Sanctioned Module
13:01:27 <Steven> which one?
13:11:01 <Spaceshot> Steven: how's your oakling coming along?
13:11:58 <Steven> pretty good
13:12:04 <Steven> pickin out spells
13:12:28 <Spaceshot> heh, make sure you know that light counts a level 1 spell now :P
13:12:36 <Spaceshot> rather than a level 0 spell
13:12:49 <Steven> i dont pick light
13:13:03 <Spaceshot> heh
13:13:30 <Steven> considering when you put a +1 on a weapon you can make it glow
13:14:30 <Spaceshot> yes, but you wouldn't want to throw your magical weapon in a random direction to see whats ther
13:14:31 <Spaceshot> there(
13:14:33 <Spaceshot> ***
13:14:34 <Steven> so theres never any reason to grab light
13:14:51 <Spaceshot> cast light on stone, throw stone
13:14:52 <Spaceshot> :P
13:15:05 <Spaceshot> or what if your magical weapon is sheathed?
13:15:05 <Spaceshot> XD
13:15:12 <Steven> grab everburning torch, throw torch
13:15:35 <Spaceshot> yea, gonna be making everburning torch cost quite some more
13:15:43 <Spaceshot> and same with daylight spell effect items
13:16:14 <Spaceshot> it makes sense
13:16:18 <Steven> fo sho
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13:16:28 <Steven> but yeah, my inquisition makes things glow too
13:16:36 <Steven> so... light is low priority for me
13:16:47 <Spaceshot> yea true that
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13:17:15 <Spaceshot> everburning torch is probably gonna cost something like 10k
13:17:42 <Spaceshot> or something rediculous, because the sort of ingredients used for them are similar to those in the chalices
13:18:30 <Spaceshot> I'm also thinking of having the chalice enchantments work like ioun stones (you can stack multiple of the same buff, this will count as enchantment levels)
13:18:44 <Spaceshot> but would be activateable effects and different passive effects
13:19:44 <Steven> yeah, i even skipped geting daylight
13:20:57 <Spaceshot> haha
13:21:06 <Spaceshot> true illumination is sort of similar
13:23:05 <Spaceshot> as you'd expect, many creatures have light weakness (or whatever they call it)
13:24:32 <Steven> is the light person the 'good' diety
13:24:51 <Spaceshot> considere good yes
13:24:57 <Spaceshot> considered*
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13:25:04 <Steven> darn... no fun evil spells lol
13:25:07 <Spaceshot> since light is what keeps the darkness away
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13:25:19 <Spaceshot> :P
13:25:35 <Spaceshot> Keeper of Light is lawful good
13:25:51 <Spaceshot> Lady of Life is true neutral, Master of Death is Lawful Evil
13:26:00 <Spaceshot> and Bringer of Darkness is Chaotic Evil
13:26:25 <Steven> cool
13:37:42 <Steven> I think imma take martial weapon proficiency
13:37:51 <Steven> just so i can have a good weapon
13:38:16 <Spaceshot> such as?
13:38:35 <Steven> dunno yet
13:38:53 <Steven> but inquisitor weapon selection sucks except for crossows
13:39:09 <Spaceshot> lies, you have logbow
13:39:12 <Spaceshot> longbow*
13:39:24 <Steven> yeah and longbow
13:39:25 <Spaceshot> for some stupid reason you don't know comp longbow
13:39:34 <Spaceshot> unless comp longbow counts as longbow
13:39:51 <Steven> doesnt matter
13:39:53 <Steven> not taking it
13:39:59 <Steven> or rather not using them
13:40:34 <Steven> ranged inquisitors are all over the place
13:40:45 <Steven> but are totally boring
13:40:55 <Spaceshot> take a level of fighter then
13:41:56 <Steven> nah would rather just dump a feat
13:42:22 <Steven> inquisitor gets something every level
13:42:30 <Steven> so there aren't really any 'dead' levels
13:51:22 <Steven> oh wait morningstar does piercing
13:51:28 <Steven> yeah okay thats a decent option
13:52:02 <Mort-> Seriously my fav secondary weapon is the morningstar
13:52:04 <Mort-> Really
13:54:02 <Steven> i like weapons with threat ranges of 18-20
13:54:17 <Steven> so you can keen them and then you are rocking crits 25% of the time
13:54:24 <Steven> since its so easy to confirm as an inquisitor
13:54:42 <Steven> Justice: This judgment spurs the inquisitor to seek justice, granting a +1 sacred bonus on all attack rolls. This bonus increases by +1 for every five inquisitor levels she possesses. At 10th level, this bonus is doubled on all attack rolls made to confirm critical hits.
13:55:13 <Mort-> Only slashing weapons can do that kind of range though
13:55:21 <Steven> no
13:55:29 <Steven> a rapier has an 18-20 and its piercing
13:55:39 <Mort-> Ok pointy weapons
13:55:46 <Mort-> Don't like rapiers
13:55:48 <Steven> the other great thing about piercing is it works underwater
13:55:56 <Mort-> Can't 2 hand swing kid
13:55:57 <Mort-> Them
13:56:08 <Steven> you can use two hands on any weapon
13:56:40 <Mort-> You don't get bonus for rapier
13:56:45 <Mort-> Its one exception
13:57:38 <Mort-> Why most magi swear by their scimitars
13:57:47 <Spaceshot> is morning star simple?
13:58:03 <Spaceshot> scimitar has the best crit range
13:58:07 <Spaceshot> for a one handed weapon
13:58:09 <Mort-> Its a time honored tradition
13:58:17 <Steven> When you deal damage with a weapon that you are wielding two-handed, you add 1-1/2 times your Strength bonus (Strength penalties are not multiplied). You don't get this higher Strength bonus, however, when using a light weapons with two hands.
13:58:24 <Mort-> Can use cutlass and rapier
13:58:43 <Steven> a rapier is not a light weapon
13:58:53 <Mort-> Read rapier entry
13:58:55 <Mort-> Itself
13:59:06 <Steven> but it counts as a light weapon for the purposes of use with that one feat
13:59:12 <Mort-> Draw back you can't wield a rapier in two hands
13:59:33 <Steven> ide have to go look it up
13:59:37 <Mort-> In order to apply 1.5 times your strength bonus to damage
13:59:39 <Mort-> Yeah
13:59:42 <Mort-> Its on d20
13:59:43 <Steven> but why would anyone wield a rapier with two hands?
13:59:51 <Steven> at that point just wield two of them
13:59:57 <Steven> poke poke
14:00:00 <Steven> poke poke
14:00:09 <Mort-> Its why khaz is not using a rapier
14:00:29 <Mort-> Sometimes he doesn't want/ cannot use spell combat
14:00:43 <Mort-> In which is a 2 handed swing
14:01:02 <Steven> weapon cords are a casters best friend
14:01:37 <Spaceshot> just get a scimitar and a crit feat
14:01:44 <Mort-> How do they work exactly
14:01:47 <Spaceshot> well, keen scimitar and a crit feat
14:01:56 <Spaceshot> crit feats give you an effect when you crit
14:01:58 <Mort-> I have many uses
14:02:01 <mekkis_tablet> it doesn't stack
14:02:06 <mekkis_tablet> you know
14:02:06 <Spaceshot> and a keen scimitar has 15-20crit range
14:02:23 <mekkis_tablet> or at least, Spaceshot would know, if he didn't /ignore me.
14:02:27 <Mort-> What's the point of weapon bhord
14:02:34 <Mort-> Chord
14:02:45 <Steven> recover weapon as a swift action
14:02:53 <Steven> so you drop as a free action
14:02:55 <Mort-> I have many uses for swift action
14:02:56 <Steven> cast
14:03:03 <Steven> recover as swift action
14:03:04 <Mort-> Bab already +1
14:03:09 <Spaceshot> yea magus' require more swift actions
14:03:11 <Mort-> Can use it on the move
14:03:24 <Mort-> I have other things on my mind
14:03:30 <Mort-> So the point?
14:03:41 <Mort-> 2 handed charge that guy :p
14:03:48 <Steven> you cannot recover a weapon on a move action, you can only draw a weapon during a move action
14:03:51 <Mort-> And yes i can do that
14:03:55 <Mort-> Ya
14:04:06 <Steven> or you can sheath a weapon as a move action
14:04:15 <Spaceshot> weapon cords make the weapon dangle on a cord
14:04:19 <Spaceshot> when you drop it
14:05:00 <Mort-> Why would i drop one
14:05:13 <Mort-> Get disarmed maybe. In which is pull backup weapon
14:05:16 <Steven> grease
14:05:23 <Steven> could cause you to drop a weapon
14:05:30 <Steven> recover as a swift
14:06:08 <Mort-> If grease made me drop it
14:06:17 <Steven> when we were doing the scenario the other day, the braid of hair thing
14:06:25 <Steven> as a free action i dropped my weapons several times
14:06:31 <Mort-> I would still have to reflex to pick it up
14:06:41 <Mort-> Pull out your spare
14:07:09 <Mort-> Which means ill probably skip that one
14:07:24 <Steven> anyways there are several things you cant do with a weapon in hand that you can do if they are weapon corded
14:07:32 <Mort-> Like?
14:07:35 <Mort-> Examples
14:07:40 <Steven> like say pick a lock in combat
14:07:46 <Mort-> Weapon chords are cheap
14:07:58 <Mort-> Do i look like i can pick locks?
14:09:04 <Steven> are we going to play sometime soon? if so we need to let people disarm mort so she can see why weapon cords are useful
14:09:14 <Mort-> If i need a door opened. Our standard operational procedure is to ask the guy using the 2 handed weapon
14:09:19 <Spaceshot> haha
14:09:23 <Mort-> I have spare weapons
14:09:27 <Mort-> Lots of them
14:09:35 <Mort-> Really. All on my person
14:09:48 <Mort-> Packrats will be packrats
14:09:49 <Steven> hey space, in your game, if mort plays
14:09:55 <Steven> whip master enemy
14:09:56 <Mort-> I won't
14:09:59 <Mort-> No time
14:10:00 <Steven> first encounter
14:10:04 <Mort-> Anyway
14:10:32 <Steven> okay, the second game ever in PFSOP
14:10:34 <Steven> we had a paladin
14:10:44 <Steven> he got disarmed by a whip token
14:10:47 <Mort-> I have no ca at work.
14:11:05 <Mort-> I think know that scenario
14:11:09 <mekkis_tablet> whip tokens are horrible
14:11:15 <mekkis_tablet> quite a few NPCs have them
14:11:20 <Steven> the enemy picked up his fancy +2 Silver Sword
14:11:29 <mekkis_tablet> hardly any of their tactics involve them being /used/
14:11:29 <Steven> and ran off with it
14:11:38 <Mort-> Mek. Why didnt that guy do it to us
14:11:39 <Mort-> Oh
14:11:52 <mekkis_tablet> which guy?
14:12:04 <Steven> threw it into a chasm after he felt he was far enough ahead to not be caught
14:12:08 <Mort-> That summoner
14:12:39 <Steven> we spent like 25 minutes trying to figure out a way to recover the stupid silver sword
14:12:42 <Mort-> Again. It wasn't really physical stuff that got her
14:13:06 <Mort-> Mage hand. Ff in and rope out
14:13:27 <Steven> mage hand doesnt really help when the chasm is several hundred feet deep
14:14:34 <Steven> anyways
14:14:40 <Steven> weapon cords
14:14:42 <Steven> good
14:14:52 <Mort-> They are cheap i suppose
14:14:59 <Steven> yes they are
14:15:09 <Mort-> Again morts weapons are perfectly normal
14:15:10 <Mort-> Lol
14:15:14 <Steven> and its a nice way to prevent your 9k+ sword from getting stolen
14:15:19 <mekkis_tablet> the first PFS game I played, the GM had to go over to Jason Buhlman (who was nearby), and ask "What happens when a character is petrified?"
14:15:21 <Mort-> Nothing good even if stolen
14:15:29 <Mort-> Lol
14:15:40 <Steven> hehehehehe mekkis that happened like two weeks back to my group
14:15:50 <mekkis_tablet> was Jason Buhlman nearby?
14:15:52 <Steven> those gorgons... mean creatures
14:15:54 <Mort-> Totally mundane weapon
14:16:06 <Mort-> I told you. Smoked glasses
14:16:09 <mekkis_tablet> this was my first session
14:16:16 <mekkis_tablet> cockatrices, actually
14:16:22 <Steven> nice
14:16:28 <Mort-> Well smoked glasses still
14:16:57 <Steven> the DM ruled my Judgement light would give everyone who failed another save
14:17:24 <Steven> which was nice... cause the whore nabbed 4/6 of the party members
14:17:26 <Mort-> Damn its a bite
14:17:29 <Mort-> Won't work
14:17:44 <mekkis_tablet> Jason ruled that it could be replaced with 5 minute paralysis
14:17:51 <mekkis_tablet> back in 2009
14:17:53 <Steven> what a nice guy!
14:18:01 <mekkis_tablet> yeah
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14:18:13 <mekkis_tablet> he gave me a free limited wish, too
14:18:53 <Mort-> Can't do anything about limped
14:18:54 <Steven> thats a ridiculously nice guy
14:18:54 <Mort-> Those
14:19:34 <Steven> course, one of the DMs down at the shop is fun like that... the other one (bobby) isnt... course i dont like bobby
14:19:47 <Steven> guy is such a dick
14:20:21 <mekkis_tablet> Steven, http://nl.ti4200.info/~mekkis/corerulebook.png
14:20:22 <Steven> 3 wolverines hangin next to a Cleric who just channeled and brough a guy back to life with 1 hp
14:20:48 <Steven> before the paladin got to do even one action
14:20:49 <mekkis_tablet> still haven't used it
14:21:24 <Steven> bobby was like, oh the wolverines noticing the paladin is again concious, run over to him and attack
14:21:35 <Steven> one of them brought him back to the brink of death
14:21:45 <Steven> and then bobby had the other one hit
14:21:54 <Spaceshot> why?
14:21:55 <Steven> seriously thats just a dick move no matter how you cut it
14:22:04 <Spaceshot> did the group complain?
14:22:09 <Steven> i did
14:22:19 <Steven> cause seriously... how the hell is that fair?
14:22:21 <Spaceshot> did the paladin complain?
14:22:29 <Steven> yeah left the table
14:22:35 <Steven> went outside to calm down
14:22:45 <Spaceshot> what was bobby's justification?
14:22:45 <Steven> i left the table
14:23:02 <Steven> they were 'fiendish' wolverines
14:23:34 <Steven> yeah... weak justification if ive ever heard it for singling out a character for death
14:24:22 <Spaceshot> clearly he doesn't know how ot run PFS
14:24:25 <Steven> this was last night where the bard got to ride a dire bat he summoned without ever making ride or handle animal checks
14:24:37 <Spaceshot> because no matter what, you aren't allowed to target someone who is unconcious
14:24:55 <Spaceshot> because clearly that happens
14:25:21 <mekkis_tablet> what?
14:25:22 <Steven> yeah i went and bought the scenario
14:25:31 <mekkis_tablet> of course you target unconscious people
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14:25:42 <mekkis_tablet> there are times when that's acceptable
14:25:44 <Steven> totally not the guys tactics
14:25:54 <Spaceshot> it's an unwritten rule, you are not allowed to target someone who is unconcious
14:25:58 <Spaceshot> in PFS
14:26:05 <mekkis_tablet> it's not a rule
14:26:16 <Spaceshot> well, specifically target them
14:26:22 <Spaceshot> if they happen to be in the fireball, then so be it
14:26:30 <Spaceshot> but even then you try to avoid them
14:26:40 <Steven> I could see attacking the paladin if he had gotten up, or had been given an action
14:26:58 <Steven> but it was literaly, cleric channel, paladin back alive, wolverines kill him
14:27:06 <Spaceshot> even if he's brought back to 1hp, he's not even showing any signs of being concious till he acts
14:27:50 <Steven> at the end of the scenario bobby turned to steve(the other steve not me) and was like sorry i had to kill you but you understand right
14:28:09 <Steven> and steve was like no, i dont, bad DMing is like your call sign these days
14:28:31 <Steven> to which i couldn't keep from laughing
14:28:58 <Steven> oh you have got to be joking
14:29:21 <Steven> sam wants a blizzard from dairy queen
14:29:30 <Steven> but the lazy ass wont go get it herself
14:29:35 <Spaceshot> :P
14:29:46 <Steven> i swear im just her errand boy
14:29:56 <Steven> hahahaha
14:30:05 <Steven> she just looked at me
14:30:21 <Steven> and said that if i was just her errand boy ide have already left to get it
14:30:21 <Spaceshot> yes, but you get paid in hopefully better ways than a regular errand boy
14:30:48 <Steven> okay, i better go get it
14:30:57 <Steven> ill see you guys in about ten
14:31:02 <Spaceshot> mmk
14:31:16 <Steven> also space, character finished
14:31:24 <mekkis_tablet> http://paizo.com/forums/dmtz5cl5?Bearded-Devil-and-ethics-of-killing#1
14:31:28 <Steven> except for feats cause im waiting to see if you drop anything cool
14:31:49 <Spaceshot> will try
14:31:50 <Spaceshot> :P
14:32:31 <Steven> see ya soon
14:34:02 <mekkis_tablet> "If I was a player, and I dropped an NPC, and then his buddy zapped him and he woke up and tried to stab me? I'd full-attack his arse into the ground, and then next round I'd single out the healer and beat him into a bloody pulp as fast as I possibly could.
14:34:02 <mekkis_tablet> And if I were the GM, running an intelligent enemy, I'd do exactly the same thing."
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14:37:22 <Spaceshot> hey War_Wrecker, did you end up taking a look at Everdark?
14:37:30 <War_Wrecker> yes
14:37:33 <War_Wrecker> I want in
14:37:40 <Spaceshot> haha
14:37:42 <Spaceshot> good, good
14:37:53 <Spaceshot> now remember, I'm giving you the ability to go nuts in character creation
14:37:55 <Spaceshot> so go nuts
14:38:17 <Spaceshot> just make sure you read through the changes so far (I might of added stuff in after you last looked at it)
14:38:23 <Spaceshot> http://www.pfrpg.com.au/viewcamp.php5?v=36
14:39:51 <Spaceshot> if you want to change something in a class or race, don't be scared to ask, I should be able to make something happen
14:40:55 * Mort- knows mek tried to kill us :p
14:45:36 <Spaceshot> remember, 3rd party and 3.5 material is useable in character creation
14:48:45 <Spaceshot> have any ideas yet War_Wrecker?
14:49:05 <War_Wrecker> Wizard seems like a staple
14:49:20 <Spaceshot> haha
14:49:54 <Spaceshot> first ask yourself, what do you want from wizard?
14:49:59 <War_Wrecker> Just with classic spells like dancing lights, flare, and floating disk (for chalice's)
14:50:05 <War_Wrecker> SHENANIGANS!
14:50:08 <Spaceshot> and then can you get that same thing out of another class
14:50:30 <War_Wrecker> Is there a better class for shenanigans than wizard?
14:51:06 <Spaceshot> probably magi
14:51:37 <War_Wrecker> already have a magus
14:51:47 <Spaceshot> not magus
14:51:48 <Spaceshot> http://www.d20pfsrd.com/classes/3rd-party-classes/s/magister
14:51:52 <War_Wrecker> ah
14:52:02 <Spaceshot> it's actually called a magus as well, so they decided magister
14:52:57 <Spaceshot> but yea, magister is ultimate shinanigens
14:54:02 <Spaceshot> also remember how magical light vs magical darkness works
14:54:13 <War_Wrecker> yes
14:54:16 <War_Wrecker> you take a penalty
14:54:21 <War_Wrecker> How heavy is the chalice?
14:54:34 <Spaceshot> whichever is higher caster level beats the lower caster level one
14:54:44 <Spaceshot> and I'd say about a small chest for basic
14:55:32 <War_Wrecker> really want floating disk, and illusion/evocation spells
14:55:50 <Spaceshot> you can do the same in magister
14:55:58 <Spaceshot> you just don't gain the school bonus
14:56:02 <Mort-> Curiosity
14:56:09 <Mort-> What do you use floating disk for
14:56:17 <Spaceshot> to carry the chalice XD
14:56:26 <Mort-> Why would you want one
14:56:34 <Mort-> Just haul it around with you
14:56:59 <War_Wrecker> I actually had a game once where we carried a gnome archer on a floating disk
14:57:01 <War_Wrecker> it was great
14:57:27 <Spaceshot> mort the world is in eternal darkness, and the chalice is a daylight spell
14:58:16 <Spaceshot> but yea, you could have wizard as your base spell list if you were to go magister
14:59:08 <Mort-> Probably would
14:59:24 <Mort-> But gnomes urgh
14:59:37 * Mort- looks disgusted
14:59:43 <mekkis_tablet> higher spell level
15:00:00 <Mort-> I hate gnomes :)
15:00:09 <mekkis_tablet> not caster level
15:00:19 <Mort-> They are good for only one thing - punting!
15:00:30 <Mort-> I think the whole channel would laugh
15:00:35 <War_Wrecker> The spells effective caster level
15:00:39 <Mort-> If i ever rolled a gnome
15:01:58 <Mort-> But if i ever have the urge to be a small race
15:02:06 <Mort-> Id go halfling
15:02:11 <War_Wrecker> wait that was it
15:02:15 <War_Wrecker> halfing archer
15:02:18 <War_Wrecker> gnome wizard
15:02:30 <War_Wrecker> Soo many good illusion spells in the wizard spell list
15:02:32 * Mort- winces at the bad g word
15:02:38 <War_Wrecker> All of the ones to do with SOUND will be really fun to use
15:02:49 <War_Wrecker> As I'd imagine in a world of darkness, sound is rather important :D
15:03:02 <mekkis_tablet> I dislike the portrayal of gnomes
15:03:23 <Spaceshot> yes and no, all chalices, as well as most, if not all creatures you face in the darkness, would have some form of darkvision
15:03:27 <Mort-> I think gnomes need to be twirled and hurled over the garden wall!
15:04:51 <Spaceshot> chalicers*
15:05:11 <War_Wrecker> Yeah but I've seen quite a few spells here which I think would play havoc with dark vision
15:05:33 <Spaceshot> mmm
15:05:51 <Spaceshot> just remember, your party might wish to see things too :P
15:06:09 <Steven> WOOOOOOOT BACK!
15:06:15 <War_Wrecker> Yeah I know
15:06:40 <Steven> shhhhhhh
15:06:44 <Steven> i got road head
15:06:48 <Steven> dont tell sam
15:06:54 <Steven> that i told you
15:07:21 <Spaceshot> lolol
15:07:30 <Spaceshot> she clearly wanted that blizzard badly
15:07:39 <Steven> lets make the chat scroll rapidly
15:07:47 <War_Wrecker> bahahah glitterdust of course
15:07:49 <Steven> so she cant see that i said that
15:08:10 <Spaceshot> this sam, makes cookies and gives road head, what a gal
15:08:17 <Spaceshot> XD
15:08:41 <Steven> shhhhhhhhh
15:08:48 <Steven> we shall not mention that again okay
15:08:53 <Steven> i dont want to get hit
15:08:54 <Spaceshot> mention what?
15:08:58 <Steven> exactly
15:09:01 <Steven> come on we half way there
15:09:04 <Steven> so anyways
15:09:08 <Steven> how bout them dodgers?
15:09:25 <Steven> mort ill give you cookies if you can say lots of random things
15:09:26 <Spaceshot> lolol sports
15:09:37 <Steven> i know
15:09:48 <Steven> and yeah... sam is freakin amazing
15:10:01 <Spaceshot> all she needs to do now is play dnd :P
15:10:02 <Steven> wait... i know
15:10:19 <Steven> BOOYA! record clear
15:10:35 <Steven> so.... hows everyone doin?
15:11:09 <Mort-> I'm semi afk
15:11:13 <Steven> okay...
15:11:16 <Steven> so...
15:11:19 <Steven> i was thinkin about this
15:11:19 <MekkisScreen> I'm working on a report
15:11:22 <MekkisScreen> three actually
15:11:31 <Steven> in the shadow world
15:11:45 <Steven> since everything has 'darkvision' and its merged with the shadow plane
15:12:17 <Steven> effectively we are looking at darkvision being normal vision
15:12:54 <Spaceshot> for the chalicers darkvision is practically normal vision, except it has a pretty small max range
15:13:03 <Steven> so if someone rocked out with increasing the darkness level
15:13:14 <Steven> why not just add a concealment bonus
15:13:16 <Spaceshot> I'd probably make a feat for it
15:13:35 <MekkisScreen> Can I play a Dark Stalker?
15:13:41 <Spaceshot> it's not a hard set max range, you don't just magically see nothing at that range
15:13:50 <Spaceshot> it's just the range in which you can clearly see in darkness
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15:14:40 <Spaceshot> yay, found another base class to spam onto monsters :P
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15:17:46 <Spaceshot> War_Wrecker: do you have access to the Tome of Magic?
15:17:53 <War_Wrecker> nope
15:18:03 <Spaceshot> bah, gimme a sec then
15:18:20 <War_Wrecker> oh yay ash storm. That will be fun
15:18:45 <Mort-> Hi tristen
15:19:47 <Steven> so fun fact
15:19:57 <Steven> the Palouse Creek
15:20:00 <Steven> right now
15:20:11 <Steven> its a Palouse River
15:20:23 <Spaceshot> :P
15:21:00 <Steven> some of my friends houses flooded
15:23:50 <Spaceshot> also remember, you can take crafting feats :P
15:24:15 <Steven> yeah, i was thinking Craft wonderous items
15:24:25 <Steven> cause... magic arms and armors are kinda bland
15:24:49 <Steven> theres only so much you can do to a sword
15:24:58 <Spaceshot> mmm
15:31:11 <War_Wrecker> I think I've found some spells...
15:32:18 <War_Wrecker> Shout
15:32:36 <War_Wrecker> And shadow step
15:33:24 <War_Wrecker> And wandering starmotes
15:33:36 <Spaceshot> heh
15:34:13 <War_Wrecker> 140ft range blink?
15:34:31 <Steven> so, craft wonderous item... that runs off spellcraft righta/
15:34:56 <Spaceshot> usually
15:35:10 <Spaceshot> what spell? shadow step?
15:36:01 <War_Wrecker> yup
15:36:16 <War_Wrecker> Probably going to roll up a necromancer of some sort
15:36:20 <War_Wrecker> Just building a spell list
15:36:37 <Spaceshot> heh
15:36:57 <Spaceshot> remember, you can go nuts, any book you find that can work with pathfinder or 3.5, I'll most likely allow it
15:37:48 <Avatar> has anyone started creating characters yet
15:37:58 <Spaceshot> Steven is practically finished
15:37:59 <Avatar> with character names
15:38:00 <Steven> me..
15:38:06 <Avatar> what's your character's name
15:38:14 <Spaceshot> Everdark campaign
15:38:15 <Steven> havent decided yet
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15:38:25 <Avatar> cmon man!
15:38:31 <Avatar> you need a name!
15:38:35 <Steven> hey, i dont name em till i finish
15:38:41 <Spaceshot> you are finished
15:38:42 <Spaceshot> XD
15:38:48 <Steven> waiting on what feats space comes out with
15:39:05 <Spaceshot> you can still name your oakling before then :P
15:39:18 <Steven> nope, i only name em when im finished with the character
15:39:29 <Spaceshot> o...k...
15:39:43 <Avatar> I can name him for you if you like
15:39:45 <Avatar> what class is he
15:39:51 <Steven> nope
15:40:06 <Avatar> he can be called Burke
15:40:17 <Steven> yeah... thats so not happening
15:40:25 <Avatar> that's his name until you give us one
15:40:41 <Steven> NOPE
15:40:48 <Steven> his name is Unfinished character
15:40:49 <Avatar> is his name Nope
15:41:15 <Avatar> "What's up, NOPE!"
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15:41:29 <Avatar> "Want some fries? NOPE?"
15:45:33 <War_Wrecker> oh god magisters are ridiculous
15:46:00 <Spaceshot> just a tad
15:46:08 <Spaceshot> looking at metamagic pool magisters?
15:46:47 <War_Wrecker> just everything in general
15:47:04 <War_Wrecker> also considering I'm going to have a condensed spell list of light and dark magic spells
15:48:36 <Spaceshot> haha nice
15:48:53 <Spaceshot> did you take a look at Tome of Magic?
15:49:01 <Steven> damn neal fallon can pump out some sound
15:49:02 <War_Wrecker> no
15:49:05 <War_Wrecker> you didnt link me
15:49:49 <Spaceshot> I so did PM it to you
15:50:04 <Spaceshot> bah, not registered for some reason
15:50:05 <Spaceshot> gimme a sec
15:51:17 <Steven> you know a band is epic when it has a fat bass and a fat drummer
15:51:19 <Steven> lol
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15:52:14 <Spaceshot> get that War_Wrecker?
15:52:16 <War_Wrecker> yup
15:52:43 <Spaceshot> I'd say look at the prestige classes in the second block rather than the base class (which you might understand why) XD
15:53:05 <War_Wrecker> virtually half of my downloads folder is for d&d
15:53:24 <Spaceshot> yea gets like that
15:53:24 <Steven> im the same only mines for pfs
15:53:36 <Spaceshot> 11feats so far :P
15:53:46 <Spaceshot> well, 11 chalicer feats anyway
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15:54:16 <Steven> cool
15:57:27 <War_Wrecker> dafuq is this
15:57:34 <War_Wrecker> it won't let me download without creating an account
15:57:50 <Spaceshot> yea that websites gone a bit loko lately
15:57:52 <Spaceshot> but it's free
15:57:55 <Spaceshot> trust me
15:58:46 <Steven> found out why my internet is being such a pig
15:58:50 <Steven> steam is updating
15:59:38 <Steven> clutch streaming was all choppy
15:59:40 <Steven> was pissin me off
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16:07:33 <Steven> hey ballig, didnt see you come in
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16:10:57 <Steven> welcoem bach hydra
16:11:24 <MekkisScreen> Avatar: are you playing in Spaceshot's campaign?
16:11:31 <Avatar> nope
16:11:43 <Avatar> the level 20 dragon thing was a joke
16:12:05 <MekkisScreen> what level 20 dragon thing?
16:12:13 <Spaceshot> mekkis going on about crap?
16:12:17 <Avatar> [19:32] <Spaceshot> I'll allow the players to agree on a starting level
16:12:17 <Avatar> [19:32] <Avatar> I'll be a level 20 dragon
16:12:40 <Avatar> Spaceshot: you don't get to ask what he's talking about if you're putting him on ignore
16:13:01 <MekkisScreen> heh
16:13:03 <Steven> yeah... you supposed to be ignoring him
16:13:08 <Spaceshot> I do if it's annoying to the point of making other people start blabbering on about annoying shit
16:13:30 <Avatar> just start ignoring people he's talking to then
16:13:38 <Spaceshot> haha
16:13:40 <MekkisScreen> or just /part :S
16:13:47 <Spaceshot> well that would make this channel extremely quiet then
16:13:55 <Avatar> not for us
16:13:56 <Steven> lol
16:14:14 <Avatar> we'd be chattering away and it would be a noisebox for us
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16:15:29 <Spaceshot> ok, so I've got 2 players so far
16:15:31 <Spaceshot> need more
16:15:34 <Brunius> Mekkis: Am I picking up this keyboard?
16:15:40 <Avatar> who's the second player
16:15:42 <Steven> invite mekkis!
16:15:49 <Steven> hehehehe
16:15:56 <Spaceshot> War_Wrecker
16:15:56 <MekkisScreen> Brunius: I'll tell you if I've won it in a few days
16:16:03 <War_Wrecker> yeah?
16:16:06 <Brunius> ha
16:16:10 <Spaceshot> and no, because I bet mekkis would expect me to troll him if he were to play
16:16:10 <Avatar> War_Wrecker: got a name for your character?
16:17:05 <War_Wrecker> not yet
16:17:14 <Steven> shouldnt have said that
16:17:21 <Avatar> got a class?
16:17:59 <Brunius> Ballig: http://games.on.net/article/15222/ACT_To_Be_First_in_Nation_to_Access_R18_Videogames
16:18:16 <Avatar> how convenient
16:18:26 <Spaceshot> give us some
16:18:30 <Avatar> the politicians want zombie gore but don't allow the rest of us to get it
16:18:33 <War_Wrecker> havent decided on wizard or magister yet
16:18:52 <Spaceshot> yep
16:18:55 <War_Wrecker> Put me down as baloneous the magister for now
16:19:04 <Avatar> how about Edmund
16:19:18 <War_Wrecker> Baloneous
16:19:23 <Avatar> good show
16:19:24 <Ballig> Avatar is going to have to come to Canberra to get bootleg games
16:19:29 <War_Wrecker> PRONOUNCE BALONEOUS AND THEN TELL ME NOT TO PICK THAT AS MY NAME
16:19:40 <Spaceshot> Ballig: he'll be walking there at this rate
16:19:51 <Ballig> did you crash your car again Avatar
16:19:52 <Avatar> yeah no more lifts for you, chief
16:20:02 <Spaceshot> I was more talking about him being a poor bum
16:20:16 <Ballig> poor bums have cars
16:20:26 <Avatar> Baloneous added
16:20:35 <Spaceshot> yes but don't usually have cash to buy petrol for an interstate trip
16:20:49 <Brunius> You shouldn't have that as your name, War_Wrecker
16:21:02 <Avatar> what's wrong with it
16:21:08 <Brunius> You should get Ballig to ship them to you
16:21:15 <MekkisScreen> or just pirate them
16:21:18 <Brunius> Ballig: You're gonna ship me some 18+ games, right?
16:21:19 <MekkisScreen> like you do now
16:21:32 <Ballig> I would be breaking two laws doing that
16:21:35 <Ballig> ask me in 5 years
16:21:41 <Brunius> 3 years.
16:21:47 <Ballig> man, makes me laugh every time
16:21:50 <Brunius> Fucking seriously man, cut it out.
16:22:05 <Avatar> yeah stop acting like a 12 year old ballig
16:22:06 <Ballig> I'm just saying that you need to be at least 20 to get me to send you games!
16:22:43 <Spaceshot> so ballig/avatar/brunius are any of you interested in Everdark campaign?
16:22:48 <Brunius> I'm not.
16:22:50 <Avatar> no
16:22:51 <Spaceshot> http://www.pfrpg.com.au/viewcamp.php5?v=36
16:22:54 <Spaceshot> cocks
16:22:55 <Spaceshot> :P
16:23:00 <Ballig> unlikely
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16:23:11 <Spaceshot> I'll add you to the group too then I guess
16:23:15 <Spaceshot> of cocks
16:23:17 <MekkisScreen> !findchar Jerus
16:23:19 <Avatar> you can't call me names and then expect me to play in your campaign
16:23:19 <diebot> MekkisScreen, Character: Jerus, number: 352( http://dnd.ballig.net/viewchar.php5?char=352 )
16:23:33 <Steven> say what?!? my name is not nope lol
16:23:44 <MekkisScreen> Ballig: should I change diebot's links?
16:24:01 <Spaceshot> Avatar: I'm calling you names because you weren't going to be playing
16:24:02 <MekkisScreen> is it using a CNAME or a 301?
16:24:28 <Ballig> it's using a 301
16:24:45 <Spaceshot> I'm not calling you names first then asking you to play
16:24:56 <Spaceshot> or are you saying the whole poor bum thing?
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16:25:13 <Ballig> probably the poor bum thing
16:25:16 <Ballig> and then the cock thing
16:25:22 <Ballig> you have a thing for bums and cocks
16:25:27 <Spaceshot> the cock thing was after
16:25:31 <Spaceshot> after he already said no
16:25:58 <Ballig> yeah, but the bum was before!
16:26:08 <Spaceshot> true
16:26:13 <Spaceshot> but if he can't take a joke
16:26:15 <Spaceshot> not my fault :P
16:26:27 <MekkisScreen> heh
16:28:19 <Spaceshot> anywho, there's always more players on the IRC
16:29:45 <Spaceshot> how's the spell hunting going War_Wrecker?
16:29:54 <War_Wrecker> mostly successful
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16:29:59 <War_Wrecker> just choosing magister or wizard
16:30:07 <War_Wrecker> and thinking what 3.5 books to go through
16:30:11 <War_Wrecker> and doing other stuff
16:30:18 <Spaceshot> sounds good
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16:30:56 <MekkisScreen> Avatar: you should play Blitzstreik in Spaceshot's campaign
16:31:46 <Spaceshot> Steven: like any chalicer feats so far (you get a free one too)
16:32:20 <Steven> ive read the ones you put up earlier
16:32:36 <Spaceshot> and?
16:33:15 <Steven> i dunno
16:33:25 <Avatar> why
16:33:32 <Spaceshot> why what?
16:33:44 <Avatar> not you
16:33:55 <Steven> I dont know exactly what will be useful in the campaign
16:34:06 <MekkisScreen> so he can attack random NPCs
16:34:13 <Avatar> haha
16:34:18 <Spaceshot> light
16:34:22 <Spaceshot> I'll give you that much :P
16:34:32 <War_Wrecker> light and darkness
16:34:33 <Steven> so im undecided on which one to get quite yet
16:34:37 <Spaceshot> :P
16:35:06 <Spaceshot> well you aren't really meant to know what is useful yet, you've only started your careers of being Chalicers for one reason or another
16:35:17 <Steven> im aware.
16:35:34 <Steven> im gonna wait till you finish the document before i pick
16:35:40 <Spaceshot> mmk
16:35:56 <Spaceshot> I think most of it is done except for feats and chalice stuff
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16:43:10 <Steven> Sleestak Lightning!
16:44:56 <Steven> sam hates this song
16:44:59 <Steven> sooooooooo much
16:45:13 <Steven> i think mostly cause i sing it with such enthusiasm
16:47:41 <Spaceshot> so many feats :P
16:47:51 <Avatar> Spaceshot: what timeslot were you looking at running ED
16:48:13 <Spaceshot> whatever is doable by all those who wish to play
16:48:26 <Avatar> what's your preference, you're the GM
16:48:32 <Spaceshot> because I believe both Steven and War_Wrecker are both in america
16:48:41 <Spaceshot> at this very moment, I don't have one
16:48:55 <Spaceshot> so no, there is not a timeslot to throw up on the channel yet
16:48:57 <War_Wrecker> nope
16:48:58 <War_Wrecker> Aussie
16:49:07 <Spaceshot> ok then, my mistake
16:49:08 Avatar has changed the topic to: PFS: Sat 1pm (Avatar, new game) / Sun 1pm (Ballig, new game) | CoTE: TBA | ED: TBA || All times are AEDT (UTC+11:00) | D&D and Pathfinder Online http://www.pfrpg.com.au
16:49:10 <Avatar> oops
16:49:16 <Spaceshot> maybe it was time machine that was american
16:49:32 <Spaceshot> I know one of the very new people besides Steven was also american
16:49:33 <Avatar> third time lucky
16:49:45 <Spaceshot> why is it 0799ED?
16:49:54 <Spaceshot> or is that just icechat being a tard?
16:50:00 <Avatar> probably icechat
16:50:24 <MekkisScreen> it's mIRC being a tard
16:50:37 <Spaceshot> so you still don't care mainly due to it not being PFS avatar?
16:50:58 <Avatar> don't care about what
16:51:15 <Spaceshot> ED
16:51:20 <Avatar> Mekkis: remind me how that works again
16:51:32 <Avatar> yeah I don't want to play anything not-PFS
16:51:41 <Avatar> with exceptions
16:51:59 <MekkisScreen> Avatar: RFC1459 doesn't define the use of colours in IRC
16:52:07 <Spaceshot> exceptions being?
16:52:17 <MekkisScreen> mIRC added them, without getting any input from anyone else
16:52:28 <Avatar> exceptions being ToEE and brunius' campaign because of you bailing
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16:52:36 <Steven> awwwwwwwwww
16:52:50 <Spaceshot> that's harsh bro
16:52:52 <Avatar> and maybe a star wars campaign
16:53:01 <MekkisScreen> the "standard" is just what mIRC says. It's not representative of what it should be
16:53:03 <Avatar> because I like lightsabers and the force
16:53:20 <Steven> sam just said if i blast one more clutch song shes gonna punch me in the the neck
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16:53:25 <Spaceshot> Avatar: you can play a psionic class
16:53:30 <Spaceshot> they are practically jedi
16:53:31 <Avatar> I hate psionics
16:53:41 <Spaceshot> be that knife class then
16:53:43 <Steven> oh oh oh...
16:53:45 <Spaceshot> they aren't really psions :P
16:53:46 <Steven> play a warlock
16:54:00 <Avatar> no I don't even want to play a campaign at all
16:54:14 * Steven struts around like a chicken
16:54:23 * Steven pecks at the ground clucking
16:54:36 <Spaceshot> then don't play in brunius', I bet you he has enough people wanting to play when he finally gets around to playing it
16:54:45 <Avatar> if he has enough players, then I'm not going to
16:54:53 <Avatar> but if he doesn't, I'll make sure your decision to opt out doesn't screw him over
16:55:07 <Avatar> because that's actually what was harsh
16:55:59 <Spaceshot> would you have played if I didn't want to play in the first place?
16:56:05 <MekkisScreen> I think three players is enough
16:56:10 <MekkisScreen> but we'll see
16:56:11 <Avatar> no
16:56:15 <Spaceshot> then what's the difference?
16:56:19 <Avatar> 3 is a good amount of players
16:56:24 <Spaceshot> I had interest, then the interest is now lost
16:56:27 <Avatar> ToEE only ever had 3
16:56:33 <Avatar> best run campaign ever
16:56:44 <Avatar> much easier to interrelate with your party members
16:56:50 <Avatar> and more reliable to show up to games
16:57:28 <Spaceshot> yup
16:57:33 <Spaceshot> thats why I only need 1 more player :P
16:58:16 <Steven> im gonna watch some sc2 since sam wont let me blast clutch
16:58:26 <Avatar> who are you on sc2
16:58:29 <Avatar> you should play with us
16:58:57 <Spaceshot> you people and your never going to get cheaper game because actiblizzard are tools game
17:00:32 <Steven> my name on sc2 is....
17:00:34 <Steven> Steven
17:00:43 <Steven> for my dick around account
17:01:12 <Avatar> what's the difference between your dickaround account and your real account
17:01:49 <Steven> dick around account ~gold
17:02:00 <Steven> real account High Diamond
17:02:02 <Spaceshot> wait...
17:02:11 <Spaceshot> does that mean I could play on your dick around account?
17:02:22 <Spaceshot> whilst you're on your real account in theory?
17:02:39 <Steven> no
17:02:45 <Steven> cause i dont give out my passwords
17:02:50 <Spaceshot> I said in theory
17:02:57 <Steven> yes in theory you could
17:03:02 <Spaceshot> mmk
17:03:22 <Steven> ive let people use my dick around account while im present doing a pseudo lan
17:03:42 <Spaceshot> haha
17:03:54 <MekkisScreen> did you buy two copies of the game for that?
17:04:17 <Steven> no
17:04:23 <Steven> i bought a regular copy of the game
17:04:30 <Steven> and then a collectors version of the game
17:04:34 <Steven> lol
17:04:55 <Spaceshot> that reminds me, I'm not sure if the collectors version of D3 is worth it
17:05:50 <Steven> im not going to get it
17:06:20 <Steven> mostly
17:06:26 <Steven> sam said no
17:06:33 <Steven> so... yeah
17:06:33 <Spaceshot> the game in general or collectors?
17:06:37 <Steven> collectors
17:06:42 <Spaceshot> heh
17:06:49 <Steven> theres no way she could dissuade me from getting the game
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17:07:04 <Spaceshot> I dunno... probably a threesome with her twin if she had one XD
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17:07:24 <Spaceshot> bet that'd be up there
17:07:29 <Steven> yeah, wouldnt happen anyways
17:07:47 <Steven> ive had me some threesomes and i view it as more work for me
17:08:00 <Steven> cause i gotta get two girls off rather then one
17:08:09 <Steven> sooooooo double the work for the same orgasim?
17:08:19 <Spaceshot> you and your college
17:08:52 <MekkisScreen> well, I decided to just go with a 6850 for now
17:09:08 <MekkisScreen> (I imagine that this is when Ballig starts laughing at me)
17:09:10 <Steven> decent card mekkis
17:09:26 <MekkisScreen> can't go too wrong for $AU150
17:09:29 <Avatar> I got a 6850
17:09:37 <Ballig> why would I laugh at you
17:09:46 <MekkisScreen> because you have, like, a 6990?
17:09:47 <Avatar> you do laugh a lot
17:09:50 <Ballig> it's not like your graphics card is representational of your penis size
17:10:00 <Steven> epein size
17:10:20 <Spaceshot> GTX260
17:10:33 <MekkisScreen> but since it's about the same as a 5850, I'm not really expecting much of an increase in performance
17:10:58 <Spaceshot> get some Nvidia up ya
17:14:46 <Steven> alright im back
17:15:20 <Steven> i brought up the subject of diablo 3 collectors edition
17:15:28 <Steven> i failed
17:15:45 <MekkisScreen> I was never into diablo series
17:15:58 <MekkisScreen> it's just a poor, mouse-intensive ripoff of nethack :)
17:16:08 <Spaceshot> :P
17:16:19 <Steven> YOU SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
17:16:26 <Spaceshot> NEVER
17:16:27 <Steven> i mean...
17:16:31 <Steven> i disagree
17:16:45 <Spaceshot> wholeheartedly
17:17:11 <Steven> sorry space was commenting on mekkis comment
17:17:20 <MekkisScreen> I understand my opinion is rather outspoken
17:17:45 <MekkisScreen> Steven: perhaps, but it's good to know that Spaceshot considers himself a whore :S
17:18:22 <Steven> well played mekkis
17:18:48 <MekkisScreen> thanks
17:18:56 <Steven> im thinkin for a name Snowbark is on the list
17:19:15 <MekkisScreen> for an oakling?
17:19:19 <Steven> yup
17:19:59 <MekkisScreen> Lichtrinde
17:21:16 <Steven> Lichtenrade?
17:21:42 <Spaceshot> haha
17:21:50 <Spaceshot> original oakling names
17:22:19 <Steven> no.... Lichtenrade is a place in germany
17:22:53 <Spaceshot> I was more talking about snowbard
17:22:54 <Spaceshot> but still
17:23:10 <Steven> i keep forgetting you have mekkis on mute
17:23:26 <Spaceshot> I probably shouldn't
17:23:36 <Spaceshot> but he likes to be elitist a lot
17:23:51 <Spaceshot> and by a lot, I mean it gets to the point where I was raging hard at him, so hard I get myself a temp ban
17:23:58 <Spaceshot> and thus the /ignore
17:25:23 <Spaceshot> meh, might as well go back to actively ignoring him than passively
17:25:46 <Steven> OH MAN!
17:26:11 <MekkisScreen> brb
17:26:18 <Steven> sam says she will let me get collectors d3
17:26:20 <MekkisScreen> picking up car and graphics card
17:26:36 <Spaceshot> haha
17:26:44 <Steven> she has conditions though
17:26:54 <Steven> probably means imma owe her dinners with her friends
17:26:56 <Spaceshot> no more driving head?
17:27:05 <Steven> soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo gonna be worth it
17:27:15 <Spaceshot> XD /gg (so which people know ragnarok MMO)
17:28:02 <Steven> ive heard of it
17:28:45 <Spaceshot> best emote ever is /gg
17:29:45 <Spaceshot> http://irowiki.org/wiki/File:Ggg.gif
17:30:48 <Brunius> I'm still not sure why Avatar is playing in my campaign
17:30:58 <Brunius> Didn't he not want to play because it wasn't PFS?
17:31:06 <Avatar> do you have enough players
17:31:35 <Brunius> Three apart from you
17:31:42 <Avatar> I'm out if you have enough
17:31:46 <Spaceshot> yea, hydra, mort and mekkis
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17:32:21 <Mort-> I'm not playing
17:32:42 <Spaceshot> in brunius'
17:32:43 <Mort-> For space campaign
17:32:46 <Mort-> But bru yeah
17:32:53 <Mort-> Sorry just popped back from work
17:32:55 <Spaceshot> haha
17:32:59 <Mort-> Didn't read much
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17:35:51 <Ballig> mort is a jerk
17:36:28 <Steven> totaly
17:36:32 <Steven> cookie stealer
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17:36:50 * Mort- chomps on balligs leg without remorse
17:37:08 * Mort- extends her claws to gut ballig
17:37:20 <Ballig> sorry, you don't have bestial teeth or claws
17:37:43 <Mort-> I do. Im a lemur.
17:37:44 <Steven> imo ballig is totaly an Iron Golem
17:37:54 <Ballig> nope, you're huichin li
17:39:03 <Mort-> No.
17:39:14 <Mort-> I'm a very angry mur now
17:39:32 <Ballig> nope
17:40:04 <Ballig> of course, if you were I'd just get animal control out to put you down for attacking a human
17:40:04 <Ballig> :p
17:40:38 <Steven> ballig you goin about this all wrong
17:40:40 <Steven> watch
17:40:44 Steven is now known as Ausk
17:40:51 <Ballig> that just plays into her delusion
17:41:00 * Mort- uses rend on ballig
17:41:10 <Ballig> animal control already put you down
17:41:20 <Mort-> Lol
17:42:16 <Ausk> !throw 1d20+36 Blistering Invective; 1d10 Fire damage DC 15 Reflex
17:42:16 <diebot> Ausk, Blistering Invective: [1d20=4] 40; Fire damage DC 15 Reflex: [1d10=10] 10
17:42:31 <Ballig> is it really just 1d10 damage
17:42:33 <Ballig> seems terrible
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17:42:57 <Ausk> the benefit to it is that its Dazzling display w/o having to sink feats
17:43:10 <Ballig> seems like it's just 1d10 damage
17:43:12 <Ausk> or spend a whole round doing it
17:43:13 <Ballig> I wouldn't waste an action on it
17:43:45 <Ausk> its a demoralize for everything within 30ft, thats the good thing about it
17:43:57 <Ballig> 1d10 damage isn't worth it
17:44:13 <Ausk> and with a high intimidation, its a for sure thing for them to be demoralized
17:44:55 <Ausk> the 1d10 fire damage is just flavor text imo, im in it for the demo effect which lowers the save for the spells that follow it
17:45:22 <Ausk> never discount that demo effect
17:45:25 <Mort-> I'm immune to fear because I'm bezerk atm
17:45:29 <Mort-> Anyway
17:45:31 <Ballig> pretty sure you aren't
17:46:23 <Ausk> you didnt state you were using that ability
17:46:27 <Spaceshot> still not sure how you get +36 to hit
17:46:37 <Ballig> it's +36 intimidate
17:46:38 <Ausk> its not to hit, thats a demo roll
17:46:40 <Ballig> and he's level 12
17:46:40 <Spaceshot> ahh
17:46:47 <Ausk> its an AoE
17:47:27 <Ausk> its a fun first level spell
17:48:08 <Ausk> that if you find yourself in combat against 3+ people theres no reason not to use it
17:48:27 <Avatar> ??shaken
17:48:41 <Avatar> demoralise is a bit ho hum
17:49:00 <Avatar> it'd be decent if it scaled
17:49:20 <Ausk> ive never once used the spell in an end encounter
17:49:32 <Ausk> oh wait i take that back
17:49:47 <Ausk> i used it in a fight where a vamp had like 6 minions
17:50:21 <Ausk> little human wanna be vamps
17:51:55 Ausk is now known as steve
17:51:59 <steve> forgot to change back
17:52:03 steve is now known as Steve
17:57:32 <Brunius> ??shaken
17:58:11 <Spaceshot> <?shaken
17:58:11 <diebot> A shaken character takes a 2 penalty on attack rolls, saving throws, skill checks, and ability checks. Shaken is a less severe state of fear than frightened or panicked.
17:58:21 <Brunius> whatta rebel
17:59:23 <Spaceshot> such
17:59:25 <Spaceshot> shoot me
17:59:31 <Spaceshot> turn me into the authorities
17:59:52 <Spaceshot> also, how syked are you for the new GW paint range?
18:00:15 <Brunius> not at all.
18:00:50 <Spaceshot> I really hate the bottle picture, who cares about a stupid shield tarding out the colour on the label
18:01:38 <Steve> my night to pick what to watch and i cant find anything
18:02:12 <Spaceshot> put on old school transformers
18:02:17 <Spaceshot> breakdancing robots
18:02:47 <Steve> watchin the netflicks
18:03:06 <Spaceshot> meh
18:03:12 <Spaceshot> get it on netflicks then :P
18:03:57 <Steve> sam wants futurama
18:04:07 <Steve> yay for garbage ccartoons
18:04:24 <Spaceshot> watch some excel saga instead
18:04:48 <Spaceshot> guessing you're an anime guy
18:08:19 <War_Wrecker> hmmm
18:08:20 <Steve> well i do play pfs
18:08:30 <War_Wrecker> Can i drag an enemy into the shadow plane with shadow walk and then just leave them there?
18:08:48 <Spaceshot> War_Wrecker, where do you think you are?
18:09:04 <War_Wrecker> So what does shadow walk do?
18:09:08 <War_Wrecker> Can I walk to other planes?
18:09:16 <Spaceshot> think of it like etherealness to some extent
18:09:28 <Spaceshot> incorporal and whatnot
18:10:22 <Spaceshot> because you're in the shadow plane all the time, but the shadow plane is a shroud over the material plane rather than being fully merged with the material plane
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18:13:57 <Spaceshot> basically shadow walk would end up being like teleportation, but still somewhat using the shadow walk rules
18:14:14 <War_Wrecker> Handy
18:14:16 <Spaceshot> you are able to predict the target location better
18:14:20 <War_Wrecker> Yeah
18:14:29 <War_Wrecker> also do you know anything that gives you blindsense?
18:15:03 <Spaceshot> some races have it, barbarian can get it (IIRC) and an oracle curse gets it
18:15:10 <Spaceshot> I'm not exactly sure what else does
18:15:17 <War_Wrecker> Echolocation gives blindsight
18:15:20 <Spaceshot> getting a bat familiar also gives you it
18:15:34 <War_Wrecker> Just trying to find ways to sense in the darkness
18:15:40 <War_Wrecker> So I can blot out all light
18:15:55 <War_Wrecker> And further obscure vision to the point where dark vision doesn't work
18:16:36 <Spaceshot> look at the additional feats
18:16:44 <Spaceshot> in the campaign notes
18:16:48 <Spaceshot> you might like what you see :P
18:17:59 <War_Wrecker> hmmm
18:18:15 <Spaceshot> but yea, if you're a magister, you can just take magister feats
18:18:21 <Spaceshot> I'll give you another link
18:19:11 <War_Wrecker> oh yeah for the tome of magic, just looking at shadow magic right?
18:20:06 <Spaceshot> well, that's what I was going to show you yes, but all 3 parts are allowed
18:20:23 <Spaceshot> just thought that a few of the prestige classes might be what you're looking for
18:22:42 <MekkisScreen> well... I made it to umart
18:23:31 <Spaceshot> also... I'd be tempted to alter Magister to allow shadowcasting magic if you want
18:25:26 <MekkisScreen> wow
18:25:32 <MekkisScreen> this box is massive!
18:30:21 <War_Wrecker> You don't have to alter magister
18:30:37 <War_Wrecker> I think it's pretty clear that whenever you add a school of magical power, magisters can access it
18:32:20 <Brunius> cabbage
18:36:11 <Spaceshot> yea but it's not divine nor arcane
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18:36:19 <Spaceshot> that's what might require altering
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18:37:04 <Spaceshot> also, shadowcaster spells are a bit odd
18:37:05 <Spaceshot> :P
18:37:13 <Spaceshot> well mysteries not spells
18:37:56 <Mekkis> I should build a computer into this graphics card bix
18:37:58 <Mekkis> box*
18:38:01 <War_Wrecker> tempted to get a magus
18:38:06 <War_Wrecker> and go into shadowsmith
18:38:37 <Brunius> You totally should.
18:38:48 <Mekkis> an upgrade to ti4200
18:38:49 <Brunius> And then take a photo and upload it
18:38:55 <Brunius> So we can make fun of it.
18:39:02 <War_Wrecker> :(
18:39:05 <War_Wrecker> But shadow whips!
18:39:24 <Mekkis> Brunius, an upgrade to http://nl.ti4200.info/~mekkis/IMG_1374.JPG ?
18:39:40 <Spaceshot> haha shadowsmith
18:39:44 <Spaceshot> why not child of the night?
18:39:48 <Spaceshot> or master of shadows
18:39:50 <Spaceshot> XD
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18:40:51 <War_Wrecker> Because shadow weapons!
18:41:00 <War_Wrecker> But yeah not rolling with a magus so not rolling shadowsmith
18:41:05 <Steven> sup
18:41:15 <Mekkis> yay
18:41:29 <Mekkis> a 64 page, 16 language manual
18:48:23 <Steven> yeah buddy
18:48:44 <Steven> 4 pages a language sounds like a good time
18:48:49 <Mekkis> yeah
18:48:55 <Steven> what we talkin about?
18:49:08 <Mekkis> "Open computer. Find Slot. Insert card. plug in cable. turn on."
18:49:56 <Steven> sucks tomorrow i actually have to do stuff
18:50:00 <Steven> so dissapointing
18:52:18 <Mekkis> lucky you
18:52:28 <Mekkis> having so many days when you *don't* need to do stuff
18:53:05 <War_Wrecker> space, I think I'll have to pass on shadow magic
18:53:31 <War_Wrecker> The rules for it are mostly pointless if you are already within the shadow realm, and already have dark vision
18:54:08 <Mekkis> does /Shadow Walk/ work?
18:54:31 <Mekkis> what about /Shadow Conjuration/
18:54:43 <Steven> yeah, and sam gets to hang out and send me text messages about how awesome it is to sit around doing nothing
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18:57:57 <Steven> cause i totally did that the last few days to he
18:57:59 <Steven> her
19:04:41 <Spaceshot> yea a bit
19:04:50 <Spaceshot> the mysteries are still cool though
19:06:46 <Spaceshot> each to their own War_Wrecker
19:06:54 <Spaceshot> magister still sounds cool though
19:08:27 <Spaceshot> still need a third
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19:40:25 <Spaceshot> anyone else interested in Everdark campaign http://www.pfrpg.com.au/viewcamp.php5?v=36
19:41:19 <Mekkis> I'm interested. In an academic sense.
19:42:38 <Spaceshot> to see if I allow you to butcher the campaign like you are quasi trying to do brunius' or just seeing how I run a dnd/pathfinder campaign
19:42:56 <Spaceshot> btw I turned /ignore off, made it dificult to understand others sometimes
19:43:01 <Mekkis> neither, actually
19:43:10 <Spaceshot> but it was funny watching ballig fight with himself :P
19:43:15 <Spaceshot> then in what way?
19:43:15 <Mekkis> closer to the latter
19:43:43 <Spaceshot> vagueness and riddles get you places
19:44:26 <Ballig> what we already know how you run a pathfinder campaign
19:44:38 <Ballig> what we/what if we
19:44:57 <Spaceshot> then you'd be some form of psychic
19:45:05 <Ballig> I'm psychic!
19:45:09 <Spaceshot> because I don't believe I've ever run a pathfinder campaign, like ever
19:45:34 <Spaceshot> I've run 3.5, shadowrun, WoD, BESM
19:45:54 <Spaceshot> WFBRPG
19:46:14 <Spaceshot> I think that's it
19:46:17 <Ballig> would you swear on a rulebook?
19:46:30 <Spaceshot> maybe on a TnT rulebook :P
19:46:50 <Spaceshot> but I don't think ringbound books have much leeway in court
19:48:41 <Ballig> interesting
19:48:50 <Spaceshot> I et
19:48:51 <Spaceshot> bet*
19:49:24 <Mekkis> actually, ringbound books are what almost every affirdatum (sp?) consists of in court
19:49:57 <Ballig> not sure what you mean - did you combine affirmation and affidavit
19:50:01 <Spaceshot> I was more of joking at the fact they make you sware on a bible which are never ringbound
19:50:36 <Mekkis> the statement a lawyer presents to the judge, generally in a civil case
19:50:56 <Ballig> if you mean a sworn statement by someone (a witness), it's affidavit
19:51:05 <Ballig> if you mean the alternative to swearing (if you aren't religious), it's affirmation
19:51:22 <Mekkis> the affidavit. I've never had to spell it before
19:52:18 <Ballig> I only know it because I was a court reporter for 3 years
19:52:44 <Mekkis> oh? what was it like?
19:53:20 <Spaceshot> I bet like a reporter, but for a court
19:53:21 <Spaceshot> XD
19:54:18 <Mekkis> I'm sure that Ballig can give me a better response than you.
19:54:51 <Ballig> exhausting
19:55:09 <Ballig> they do an intake of like 20 people at the start of each year, because they're lucky if one of them lasts 12 months
19:55:21 * Mort- doesn't like ballig today for calling me a jerk
19:55:52 <Ballig> basically when I was there (which was almost 10 years ago), court reporters had either been there for 25+ years (since the days of doing it by hand writing and then with a typewriter back in the office), or less than 12 months
19:57:37 <Ballig> but they had two different types of reporters - CAT, who do it in the courtroom with a shorthand keyboard - and audio, who audio record the proceedings then type them up in 10 minute segments
19:57:56 <Mekkis> was there rotation?
19:57:57 <Ballig> they were phasing the CAT reporters out when I was doing it (I was an audio reporter), because they cost a lot more (require 4 years of university) and aren't as accurate
19:58:11 <Ballig> they rotated the CAT reporters
19:58:24 <Ballig> basically with CAT reporters two of them would be assigned to one court, and they'd take it in half an hour turns
19:58:35 <Mekkis> fair enough. They still had CAT reporters in 2008 when I was on jury duty
19:58:39 <Ballig> spend half an hour in court typing up, and then the next half hour they had to feed the output through the computer and go through it fixing issues
19:58:50 <Ballig> because the keyboard works by syllables/how you pronounce words, and not how you spell them
20:00:40 <Brunius> Mekkis: That was what we were making fun of last time
20:00:53 <Mekkis> Brunius, what?
20:01:06 <Brunius> The cardboard case for your server
20:01:12 <Mekkis> ah
20:01:18 <Brunius> Or whatever it is
20:01:18 <Mekkis> but now I have a bigger box
20:01:20 <Ballig> they pretty much only do criminal cases because civil cases use too many big/esoteric words
20:01:26 <Ballig> but their one advantage is they can get a transcript out quicker
20:01:29 <Ballig> because it's done real-time
20:01:44 <Mekkis> civil cases also have a lot less writing, right?
20:01:59 <Ballig> an audio reporter can spend 40 minutes to an hour doing one 10 minute segment of a case, so you need quite a few of them to get the same kind of turnaround
20:02:01 <Mekkis> because it's all in the affidavit?
20:02:08 <Ballig> not really
20:02:11 <Ballig> civil cases can take weeks
20:02:13 <Ballig> lawyers love to talk
20:02:19 <Mekkis> yes, they do
20:02:28 <Ballig> if you're lucky the judge wants final submissions in writing
20:02:50 <Ballig> instead of letting the lawyers yap on at him for half a day each, just going over all the things they already said
20:04:25 <Mekkis> in a criminal case, is everything recorded, or just the stuff the jury's exposed to?
20:05:29 <Ballig> when I was a court reporter nothing was recorded if a CAT reporter was doing it
20:06:25 <Spaceshot> wow that's not the brightest
20:06:33 <Ballig> it was another reason why CAT reporters were being phased out - if someone contested the transcript, the best you could do is get the reporter down and say "What did you hear?" "What I typed." "You sure?" "yes."
20:06:34 <Spaceshot> wouldn't you want as much recordings as possible?
20:06:42 <Ballig> whereas with audio reporting you could audit it with a fine-tooth comb
20:11:04 <Mekkis> I mean, when they're discussing points of law, while the jury's out the back eating biscuits and being bored, does a transcript of that need to be produced?
20:13:40 <Ballig> it's rare for anything to be discussed in front of the jury
20:13:43 <Ballig> but yeah those points are transcribed too
20:13:47 <Ballig> voir doir I think it's called, forget how to spell it
20:17:58 * Mort- is sad
20:18:19 <Mort-> Ill have to throw an old faithful pair of shoes away today :(
20:18:44 <Mekkis> Mort-, throw them at a politician!
20:18:45 <Mort-> I just walked them through the rain
20:19:01 <Mort-> Ill miss them
20:19:04 <Brunius> Mekkis, you know the guy that threw his shoes at Howard just wanted to sell them for charity?
20:19:15 <Mekkis> no, I didn't
20:19:24 <Mekkis> what about the guy who threw them at Bush?
20:19:26 <Brunius> True story.
20:19:30 <Brunius> No clue about him.
20:19:43 <Mort-> They served me faithfully for 8 years
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20:20:04 <Mort-> I've already patched them up 3 times
20:20:11 * Brunius burns the shoes.
20:20:28 <Mekkis> throwing your shoes at a politician, I suppose, would increase the amount you'd get for them... if you could retrieve them.
20:20:30 <Mort-> Hey. We have one last walk together
20:20:46 <Brunius> That was how I heard about it.
20:20:55 <Brunius> I read an article about how he wouldn't get them back.
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20:21:16 <Mekkis> what about Julia Gillard's shoes
20:21:30 <Brunius> What about them.
20:21:39 <Mekkis> weren't they on ebay?
20:21:43 <Mort-> Surprisingly the leather glue hasn't come apart yet
20:21:53 <Brunius> Don't know.
20:22:05 <Mekkis> great... more election literature
20:22:12 <Mekkis> council this time
20:22:24 <Brunius> !throw 3d8+6
20:22:25 <diebot> Brunius, 3d8+6: [3d8=6,4,5] 21
20:22:56 <Mekkis> above average
20:23:55 <Mekkis> and a scammy LNP reply paid envelope
20:24:04 <Mekkis> what should I put in it before I send it to them?
20:24:18 <Mekkis> how about a bunch of Magic cards?
20:24:32 <Mort-> Artharax
20:24:36 <Mort-> However you spell that
20:24:40 <Mekkis> Anthrax?
20:24:42 <Mekkis> hell no
20:24:46 <Mort-> Why?
20:24:50 <Mekkis> I like not being locked up
20:25:16 * Mort- gives mek an innocent look
20:26:19 <Mort-> Anyway. Actually my mom asked me to throw away this pair of shoes 3 months ago
20:26:43 <Mort-> I lied to her that i would. But secretly brought them to office
20:26:56 <Mort-> So today i was faced with a choice.
20:27:15 <Mort-> Either i walk in the rain with one of my office shoes
20:27:32 <Mort-> And probably lose them. Or lose my current pair
20:27:47 <Brunius> Put some judge foils in
20:27:49 <Brunius> And signal pests.
20:27:54 <Brunius> Signal pests are great.
20:27:55 <Mekkis> hell no
20:28:10 <Mort-> So i made the choice
20:28:11 <Mort-> But actually i think they will come out of the dipping fine :p
20:28:12 <Mort-> Just i can't keep them. Because once i get home with them
20:28:13 <Mekkis> I think I have a few spare judge foil morphlings
20:28:32 <Mort-> Just put in dark rituals
20:28:36 <Mekkis> no way
20:28:36 <Mort-> Hatred
20:28:39 <Mort-> :p
20:28:44 <Mekkis> my ex collected them
20:28:44 <Mort-> Lol why
20:28:48 <Mekkis> she's two off the set
20:28:56 <Mort-> Aw
20:28:57 <Mort-> I'm sowwie
20:29:05 <Mekkis> actually three off the set
20:29:05 <Mort-> But aren't dark rituals common?
20:29:08 <Mekkis> yeah
20:29:13 <Mekkis> but...
20:29:23 <Mort-> Hatred is pretty rare from the days i remembered
20:29:25 <Mekkis> she's missing the Alpha one (around $30)
20:29:32 <Mort-> Send them a nether shadow
20:29:35 <Mekkis> the Judge foil one (also around $30)
20:29:44 <Mort-> Lol
20:29:59 <Mekkis> and the Summer Magic one (there's one website, that's got one in stock, and wants €500 for it)
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20:31:00 <mortswishytail> Lol
20:31:58 <Spaceshot> lol mort knows mtg :P
20:32:52 <Mekkis> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=68GbzIkYdc8
20:34:20 <mortswishytail> What makes you think i did not
20:35:04 <Brunius> Sorry, I can't click on youtube links, I'm listening to haddaway
20:37:19 <Spaceshot> meh I dunno, just the fact it's never come up
20:38:00 <Spaceshot> and I didn't realise lemurs know how to shuffle
20:38:04 <mortswishytail> You weren't here when i talked about it
20:38:20 <mortswishytail> We have paws you know!
20:38:44 <Brunius> http://www.jlist.com/product/SHIRT-LOVEH1
20:38:47 * mortswishytail feels offended
20:39:13 <Spaceshot> do you know how big a magic card is compared to a lemur?
20:39:22 <Brunius> Like a quarter of the size
20:39:23 * mortswishytail fur stands up on end
20:39:27 <Brunius> 1/6 maybe
20:39:33 <Brunius> In two dimensions at least
20:39:34 <mortswishytail> That's what animal growth is for ^^
20:40:39 <Mekkis> wow
20:40:52 <Mekkis> one changed hands in december 2011 - for €350
20:41:09 <Brunius> Alright.
20:41:12 <Brunius> This is crazy.
20:41:35 <Spaceshot> one what?
20:41:40 <Spaceshot> alpha dark ritual?
20:42:19 <Mekkis> summer magic dark ritual
20:42:24 <Spaceshot> summer magic?
20:42:27 <Mekkis> alpha's about $30
20:42:59 <Mekkis> it was Wizard's first attempt to print magic cards in the USA
20:43:32 <Mekkis> they did a run of Revised Edition, with a few corrections over the original (Serendip Efreet had the right artwork)
20:43:34 <Spaceshot> ahh
20:43:44 <Mekkis> they destroyed the whole lot
20:43:56 <Mekkis> except that a few boxes were mistakenly shipped to Europe
20:44:16 <Spaceshot> haha
20:44:51 <Mekkis> http://www.abuexpress.com/catalog/magic_singles-magic_rarities-summer_magic__edgar/219
20:45:28 <Spaceshot> just thinking how much a summer magic volcanic island would cost
20:45:43 <Mekkis> a plateau was on ebay a few years ago
20:45:46 <Mekkis> for $4000
20:45:51 <Spaceshot> holy shit
20:46:06 <mortswishytail> Lol
20:46:28 <Brunius> And I thought $30 was high for a card
20:46:42 <Mekkis> ah
20:46:47 <Mekkis> here's the known prices
20:46:54 <Mekkis> http://www.magiclibrarities.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=6578
20:47:09 <Mekkis> Volcanic Island --- $3666 eBay 6/28/2010 --- $3500 Private Transaction
20:47:33 <Spaceshot> haha
20:48:40 <Mekkis> "Last year (2008), I was asking $4000 for my hurricane without any takers. People were telling me they were worth like as low as 2-2.5k. Since then, I've turned down 2 offers in January & February this year to sell for 4k."
20:48:53 <Mekkis> the Hurricane in Summer Magic was blue-bordered
20:48:58 <Brunius> Ha
20:50:26 <mortswishytail> Wow
20:50:45 <mortswishytail> Time to have my dinner!
20:51:34 <Brunius> night guys
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20:55:20 <mortswishytail> What a melee character said to a lich wannabe
20:55:39 <mortswishytail> May i be your death knight good sir?
20:55:57 <mortswishytail> Ah. If you can't beat em join em :p
20:56:14 <mortswishytail> Currently reading how to become a lich
20:56:48 <Mekkis> mortswishytail, Sandstorm
20:57:00 <Mekkis> take 10 levels in the prestige class, Walker in the Waste
20:57:00 <mortswishytail> ?
20:57:07 <Mekkis> like Nameless One did
20:57:33 <mortswishytail> And you become a lich?
20:57:46 <Mekkis> yeah
20:57:59 <Spaceshot> or go the dread necromancer class
20:58:06 <mortswishytail> Its every bad wizards dream to become a lich
20:58:09 <Mekkis> http://nl.ti4200.info/~mekkis/~mekkis/D&D%203.5%20-%20Sandstorm%20-%20Mastering%20the%20Perils%20of%20Fire%20and%20Sand%20%5bOEF%5d.pdf
20:58:20 <Mekkis> no idea why that stuff's still on my server
20:58:40 <Spaceshot> I still say heroes of horror's lich class
20:58:44 <mortswishytail> Lol
20:59:04 <mortswishytail> Don't worry I'm too goody two shoes to do it you know?
20:59:17 <mortswishytail> its just academic interest:)
20:59:21 <Mekkis> Spaceshot, would you allow a lich in your campaign?
20:59:31 <Spaceshot> yup
20:59:36 <mortswishytail> Urm the thing is
20:59:37 <Mekkis> there you go mort
20:59:45 <mortswishytail> Liches can't die
21:00:04 <mortswishytail> Unless you destroy their phaclentry
21:00:05 <Spaceshot> if you want to start as a fully fledged lich it might be an issue (since I think they're higher than 7th level, but not sure)
21:00:12 <mortswishytail> However you spell it
21:00:16 <Spaceshot> close enough
21:00:26 <mortswishytail> So its see you in 1d10 days
21:00:33 <mortswishytail> Even if you die
21:01:05 <Spaceshot> yes, but you'd have negative energy affinity
21:01:25 <Mekkis> how is that a bad thing?
21:01:57 <Spaceshot> it's not the easist thing to work with party wise
21:02:20 <Mekkis> actually, there's a 100% pathfinder method of becoming a lich
21:02:30 <mortswishytail> I also believe you don't really care if you die
21:02:43 <Mekkis> of course you do!
21:02:47 <mortswishytail> Because you'll just be back in 1d10 days
21:02:55 <Mekkis> all your shiny stuff will get stolen!
21:03:01 <mortswishytail> Phylacentry
21:03:08 <mortswishytail> If you were a lich
21:03:13 <Spaceshot> plus each lich is different
21:03:20 <Mekkis> phylactery
21:03:20 <mortswishytail> You probably have some way of healing yourself
21:03:28 <mortswishytail> Like your negative energy touch
21:03:31 <mortswishytail> Heals yourself
21:03:37 <Mekkis> mortswishytail, Nameless one is a lich
21:03:40 <mortswishytail> Phylactery
21:03:41 <Mekkis> !findchar Nameless One
21:03:45 <diebot> Mekkis, Character: Nameless One, number: title>( http://dnd.ballig.net/viewchar.php5?char=title> )
21:03:52 <Mekkis> :S
21:04:02 <Mekkis> http://dnd.ballig.net/viewchar.php5?char=182
21:05:20 <mortswishytail> Besides
21:05:39 <mortswishytail> I'm too gentle to be a lich
21:05:48 <Spaceshot> liches don't have to be evil
21:06:03 <Spaceshot> you just wanted to be immortal, and chose the path of eternal undeath
21:06:17 <mortswishytail> Can't load
21:06:33 <Mekkis> http://www.pfrpg.com.au/viewchar.php5?char=182
21:06:33 <mortswishytail> It says alignment requirement
21:06:37 <mortswishytail> Evil :d
21:07:25 <Spaceshot> what says allignment required?
21:09:03 <mortswishytail> How does the nameless one fight
21:09:31 <Spaceshot> by lasting the longest with his stacked amount of immunities
21:10:43 <mortswishytail> www.d20pfsrd.com/bestiary/monster-listings/templates/lich
21:11:05 <mortswishytail> Doesnt mean you can't hit the fk out of him
21:11:28 <mortswishytail> Alignment: Any evil.
21:12:55 <Mekkis> by lasting so long that Ballig stops fudging the enemy's stats and concedes the fight
21:14:21 <mortswishytail> Lol
21:14:49 <mortswishytail> Can't you get someone who hits him for 50 damage per hit 4 x per round?
21:15:13 <Mekkis> sure
21:15:50 <mortswishytail> How much can you heal for
21:15:51 <Mekkis> Ballig, are you around?
21:15:58 <Mekkis> 5 automatically, each turn
21:16:28 <mortswishytail> Your dr eat up 10 per hit?
21:16:37 <Mekkis> yep
21:16:41 <mortswishytail> i looked at it magic wise nothing anyone can do to you
21:16:54 <Mekkis> SR40 :)
21:16:57 <mortswishytail> Nothing much. On a cusory glance
21:17:00 <mortswishytail> Yeah
21:17:11 <Mekkis> AC54
21:17:17 <mortswishytail> And all the dunno what shit resistance
21:17:31 <mortswishytail> Ok even jager has issues hitting that
21:17:41 <Mekkis> Blitzstriek doesn't
21:17:50 <Mekkis> he'd kill Nameless One in one round
21:19:05 <mortswishytail> Lol
21:19:12 <mortswishytail> Must be insane damage
21:19:16 <Mekkis> !findchar Blitzstriek
21:19:17 <diebot> Mekkis, Character: Blitzstriek, number: ( http://dnd.ballig.net/viewchar.php5?char= )
21:19:27 <Mekkis> http://dnd.ballig.net/viewchar.php5?char=220
21:20:19 <Mekkis> he can make his first hit a crit
21:21:18 <mortswishytail> Undead cant be crit
21:21:38 <mortswishytail> Well at least not crit killed
21:21:39 <Mekkis> true
21:21:49 <mortswishytail> Not sure about crits
21:22:08 <Mekkis> even without a crit, he does 9d8+420 damage
21:22:26 <mortswishytail> Lol
21:22:48 <mortswishytail> He wins initiative?
21:23:10 <mortswishytail> Can't you just tell him to go and die if you win initiative?
21:25:38 <Spaceshot> Mekkis: I really doubt a character is ever meant to have 8arms, and have an 8armed lance
21:25:42 <Spaceshot> on a seige crab
21:26:26 <Mekkis> heh
21:26:43 <mortswishytail> Your visectionist has don't know how many arms
21:26:50 <Spaceshot> only 4
21:27:01 <Spaceshot> but he didn't get them by stacking stupid templates
21:27:08 <mortswishytail> At least my characters are human
21:27:50 <Spaceshot> humans are op
21:27:54 <Spaceshot> because they get a bonus feat
21:27:58 <mortswishytail> No
21:28:17 <Spaceshot> yes
21:28:51 <mortswishytail> I don't like being human lol
21:29:56 <mortswishytail> Already have a half elf and elf lol
21:30:35 <Spaceshot> then stop saying your characters are human :P
21:30:50 <mortswishytail> And half orc is just wrong for magi and wizard types
21:30:58 <mortswishytail> Well I'm humanoid
21:31:08 <mortswishytail> No extra weird stuff
21:42:21 <Spaceshot> what the hell is arcane spellcaster and divine spellcaster as classes?
21:50:38 <Avatar> half orc works about as well as human in pathfinder
21:51:03 <Spaceshot> yup
21:51:18 <Spaceshot> even better when you're going kamikaze
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21:54:42 <Mekkis> Ballig, you around?
21:54:54 <Mekkis> Spaceshot, the 8 arms isn't from any templates
21:55:34 <Spaceshot> yea checked it out, it's from that broken race from savage species (which most of your character is from)
21:55:43 <Spaceshot> so what's the with arcane and divine spellcaster classes?
21:55:52 <Mekkis> Unearthed Arcana
21:56:00 <Spaceshot> ahh
21:56:02 <Mekkis> Ballig insisted on only three books
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21:56:16 <Mekkis> so Savage Species, Unearthed Arcana, and Miniatures Handboot
21:58:57 <Spaceshot> so how do you get +30str from warhulk when warhulk only gives +20?
21:59:44 <Spaceshot> nvm, says 20
22:00:09 <Spaceshot> still
22:01:31 <Mekkis> damn
22:03:34 <mortswishytail> Lol
22:03:43 * mortswishytail giggles
22:03:56 <Mekkis> I found out what was causing the errors
22:06:43 <mortswishytail> What?
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22:28:37 <Mekkis> cooling
22:34:32 <mortswishytail> Wuh?
22:34:51 * mortswishytail wags her tail at mek
22:38:08 <Mekkis> insufficient cooling made the graphics card not work
23:11:09 * Avatar wags his tail at mek
23:20:02 <Mekkis> so
23:20:11 <Mekkis> looks like I can crossfire
23:24:54 <mortswishytail> Cross fire?
23:29:32 <Mekkis> run two graphics cards
23:30:33 <mortswishytail> Bb
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23:41:44 <Mort> ah bakc
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23:59:08 <Steven> time to be up and about and busy yay!
23:59:14 <Steven> maybe moderaltely productive
23:59:35 <Steven> have a great day/night everybody!