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01:08 Mort- is now known as Morttheshoweringmur
05:30 <Mekkis> should I get a job at Lucus Heights?
06:38 <Avatar> where is that
06:43 <Avatar> probably not !
23:21 Morttheshoweringmur is now known as Mort-
37:03 <Tashes> Yes, you should work at lucas heights
37:18 <Tashes> becuase they don't actually *do* anything.
37:22 <Tashes> easy money, no?
43:28 <Mort-> argggghh
43:31 <Mort-> I have 2 characters to audie
43:34 <Mort-> one character to create
43:38 <Mort-> before tomorroroooooowww!
48:54 <Tashes> i worked three jobs today. it's 1am and i just got home. I've had a migraine for six days. And i have to work all weekend. I don't evne have time to see a doctor
49:33 <Tashes> stuff only happens in adelame between feb1 and april 1. The rest of the year it' sdead. Bu tthese months, busy all the time
54:16 <Mort-> oh dear
54:17 <Mort-> poor you
54:19 * Mort- hugs tashes
59:38 <Mort-> now for mortail
08:46 * Tashes cuddles back
08:58 <Tashes> Did that nasty ballig take your tail again?
09:48 <Mort-> no
09:50 <Mort-> I hash tail
09:51 <Mort-> still
09:59 <Mort-> Im still mucking around
09:59 <Mort-> ARGGH
10:02 <Tashes> yay
10:04 <Mort-> one more ranger to go
10:06 <Mort-> for tomorrows party
10:07 <Mort-> OH NOES
00:00 Mort- has quit (Quit: )
06:20 <Avatar> !throw 5d6
06:20 <diebot> Avatar, 5d6: [5d6=4,2,6,4,6] 22
14:50 <Avatar> ??blinded
23:08 <Avatar> 7 hours of character building
23:09 <Avatar> I need to sleep
46:21 <Brunius> What
46:23 <Brunius> Do you don't
53:06 <Brunius> Where are the tricks for animal companions?
56:58 <Ballig> Brunius: under Handle Animal
57:04 <Brunius> Yeah found them
57:12 <Brunius> Apparently we all got the animal companion wrong
57:18 <Ballig> how so
57:43 <Brunius> ryan may not be applying the advanced template though
58:16 <Ballig> the 4th level advancement for Horse clearly states it gets combat training and to see the bestiary, and the bestiary entry for horse clearly states that combat training gives it the advanced simple template
58:26 <Ballig> if he's given you 2 less AC and 4 less of every stat, it's because he hasn't applied advanced simple
58:42 <Ballig> I guess it would end up b eing 4 less AC with the lowered dex
00:19 <Brunius> Meh I'm not really fussed
00:30 <Ballig> well, what stats did he give the horse
01:17 <Brunius> Str 21,  Dex 16,  Con 17,  Int 6,  Wis 12,  Cha 6
01:28 <Ballig> yep he didn't apply advanced simple
01:29 <Brunius> Oh, and it's apparently CR10
03:52 <Ballig> just point out the 4th level advancement/combat training/advanced simple template chain, he probably overlooked it
05:46 <Brunius> I might have to get Avatar/Spaceshot to print sheets
05:55 <Ballig> just buy a tablet and put everything on there
06:06 <Brunius> I don't have that sort of cash lying around yo
06:09 <Ballig> oh
06:14 <Ballig> because that's what I did on wednesday
06:19 <Ballig> I'm going to my first in-person PFS game on Saturday
06:24 <Brunius> :O
06:58 <Ballig> I would print stuff out here but the last time I used my printer it was super dodgy, not sure why
07:05 <Ballig> probably needs new cartridges because I've moved twice since buyign it
08:03 <Brunius> This printer needs new cartridges like every 10 pages
08:07 <Ballig> ha
08:09 <Brunius> There's a reason I only print at shcool
08:28 <Ballig> yeah I'll print some stuff out at work
09:49 <Brunius> Gotta go
09:50 <Brunius> Cya
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49:09 Topic for #d&d is: PFS: Fri 7pm (Ballig, new game) / Sun 1pm (Ballig, new game) | CoTE: TBA || All times are AEDT (UTC+11:00) | D&D and Pathfinder Online http://dnd.ballig.net
49:09 Topic for #d&d set by Avatar at Thu Mar  8 18:23:36 2012
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26:28 <Mort-> Wuh!
27:35 * Mort- smells a hydra not present
28:45 <Hydrazine> ?
28:50 <Hydrazine> Wubwubwubwub
28:53 * Hydrazine dubsteps.
29:22 <Mort-> Where were you last night :(
29:24 <Mort-> Look
29:28 <Mort-> Lol
29:34 <Hydrazine> sleeping. And then working.
29:37 <Hydrazine> This makes sense.
30:01 <Mort-> You left me alone to walk into a room with 2 nasty devils :(
30:12 <Mort-> Got pwned :d
30:21 <Mort-> Lol
31:06 <Mort-> Oskar too...  :(
31:17 <Hydrazine> I did?
31:19 <Mort-> And one of them tried to grapple me
31:21 <Mort-> Lol
31:27 <Mort-> Well we tried
31:29 <Hydrazine> atleast you're a pro at grapple rules now
31:59 <Mort-> He failed but basically they beat me all the way down
32:18 <Mort-> Well hydra I'm not going to grope gnomes
32:59 <Mort-> I fought them like a tank not a caster :(
33:22 <Mort-> Should have tried to draw on more defensive evasive abilities
33:50 <Hydrazine> Fight Hoku like a tank and see how that works
34:01 <Mort-> Badly :d
34:15 <Mort-> Tell mek to let the monsters lose on you
34:17 <Hydrazine> So why do you think its a good idea for anything else?
34:32 <Mort-> Its a good experience
34:41 <Mort-> Because I'm half tank?
34:58 <Mort-> And i have 32 ac buffed.
35:15 <Mort-> So if people run around swinging 2 handed swords
35:27 <Mort-> Aka a paladin would
35:33 <Mort-> Why can't i?
35:42 <Mort-> My ac isn't less then his
36:05 <Mort-> But yes. Having balaar around is awesome!
36:33 <Hydrazine> How'd you get to 32?
36:41 <Mort-> 31 actually
36:47 <Mort-> 27 normally
37:11 <Mort-> And i castd shield before entering the room
37:19 <Hydrazine> Ah. This is big khaz.
37:23 <Hydrazine> Not normal Khaz.
37:25 <Mort-> And they hit through that
37:34 <Hydrazine> I was wondering how the shit normal Khaz got to 31.
37:38 <Mort-> Lol
37:43 <Mort-> Big khaz
38:05 <Mort-> But i think i don't use my higher abilities that much
38:23 <Mort-> Because i don't realise they are there maybe.
38:34 <Hydrazine> Happens sometimes.
38:37 <Mort-> Fought the best i knew how :p
38:41 <Mort-> Got pwned
38:46 <Hydrazine> I don't think High end Jerus is worth making for pvp.
38:51 <Mort-> Did a total of 36 damage
38:52 <Mort-> Yeah
38:54 <Mort-> Lol
39:01 <Mort-> Ok so bonyaw
39:03 <Hydrazine> He's too specialized
39:05 <Mort-> Anyway
39:08 <Mort-> Trist
39:14 <Hydrazine> And not particularly impressive against other players.
39:25 <Mort-> Was suggesting something for little khaz
39:30 <Hydrazine> But I think he'll do great for real games.
39:33 <Mort-> Ya
39:50 <Mort-> You know I'm forever complaining about my ac
40:00 <Hydrazine> Right.
40:08 <Mort-> Going 17 is too low to be at the front
40:20 <Mort-> But. What happens if i fight mounted
40:25 <Mort-> As in really charge
40:31 <Mort-> I'm serious.
40:43 <Mort-> I can use a lance one handed
40:44 <Hydrazine> I wanted to ask recently.
40:57 <Hydrazine> What happens if your under conditions that require two concentration checks?
41:01 <Mort-> So i can spell combat with it
41:05 <Mort-> You do both
41:16 <Mort-> You fail either you fizzled
41:59 <Mort-> Cast defensively.
42:02 <Hydrazine> being mounted is its own can of worms.
42:10 <Mort-> The issue
42:12 <Mort-> Is my size
42:19 <Mort-> If I'm a small race
42:30 <Mort-> I don't block anyone's way
42:37 <Mort-> But medium i think i will
42:55 <Hydrazine> Might be worth considering.
43:30 <Hydrazine> takes a few feats to be effective on horseback though.
43:52 <Mort-> I'm not turkw
43:54 <Mort-> Truly
44:05 <Hydrazine> without ride-by you're gonna block the way, be unable to charge, or be on the front lines anyway.
44:07 <Mort-> Fighting on horse back
44:23 <Mort-> Dude. Ill just hide behind you
44:26 <Mort-> And poke
44:29 <Mort-> With lance
44:33 <Hydrazine> me who?
44:40 <Mort-> Jerus
44:47 <Mort-> Most places
44:48 <Hydrazine> behind jerus = outside lance range
44:58 <Mort-> Not enough space to charge
45:05 <Mort-> Well i can always grow
45:08 <Mort-> Enormous!
45:13 <Hydrazine> only if you grow your horse too.
45:17 <Mort-> Oh ya
45:19 <Hydrazine> or you'll squish it.
45:20 <Mort-> Waste time
45:22 <Mort-> Gah
45:34 <Mort-> I don't have 2 rounds
45:40 <Hydrazine> and is 2 grows just for you more effective than one on jerus and an extra spell?
46:05 <Mort-> The thing is that lance would keep me out of melee range
46:24 <Mort-> So in that case i don't have to worry that much
46:27 <Mort-> About ac
46:41 <Mort-> And yes i love balaar
46:56 <Mort-> Why does the devil offer such good bargains :p
47:09 <Mort-> I was doing in combat heals lol
48:39 <Mort-> Pretty likely yes ill get an imp familiar
50:46 <Mort-> But yes i realised my melee damage really...doesn't scale well.
53:46 <Mort-> And talking about oskar. We tried little khaz and oskar.
54:20 <Mort-> There's a certain perverse pleasure when you end your round - knowing next round your going to die :p
06:53 * Mort- nibbles hydrazine
10:24 <Hydrazine> lol.
11:27 <Mort-> Yes you told me so
11:38 <Mort-> But i couldn't resist it :p
11:50 <Mort-> So there i was...next to him
11:57 <Mort-> With 2 hp left
12:15 <Mort-> Ran out of smoke
12:28 <Hydrazine> lol.
12:38 <Mort-> So. Yup the end was fairly predictable
12:42 <Hydrazine> so oskar got you?
13:10 <Mort-> Well after i smacked into him a few times
13:23 <Mort-> Why you should never let me close in
14:13 <Hydrazine> unless we're talking hoku?
14:37 <Mort-> Oskar should never let anyone close in to him
14:39 <Mort-> Period
14:43 <Mort-> Bad things happen
14:46 <tristen> hey guys!
14:48 <tristen> yeah!
14:51 <Hydrazine> Hey tris.
14:55 <tristen> bad things do happen!
15:05 <tristen> we tried a few different things yesterday
15:30 <Hydrazine> go on.
15:34 <tristen> well
15:44 <tristen> there's really only one thing oskar can do
15:45 <Mort-> Lol
15:49 <Mort-> Tell the tale
15:50 <tristen> and that's spam arrows around
15:55 <tristen> and a bit of movement
16:02 <Hydrazine> so hes kind of got the same problem as Jerus.
16:09 <tristen> what was interesting was what we could do with khaz
16:14 <Hydrazine> He handles all his problems in exactly the same way.
16:19 <tristen> yep
16:21 <Hydrazine> Oh?
16:33 <tristen> we tried three or four different approaches
16:39 <tristen> and all were effective
16:58 <tristen> it was just chance i think that oskar "got" khaz once i think
17:35 <tristen> we wound up discussing whether a mount would be good for khaz or not
17:43 <Mort-> It involved you running
17:45 <Mort-> A lot
17:50 <tristen> i'm convinced he should have a horse
17:57 <tristen> and a lance
18:00 <Mort-> Its going to be a space issue
18:05 <Mort-> I can spell combat on it
18:07 <tristen> and just hop down off the horse when space is an issue
18:17 <Mort-> Do a semi decent job charging
18:27 <Mort-> But i won't take pre requisite skills
18:27 <tristen> nothing wrong with that - it's just another variant on your combat styles
18:59 <tristen> hey i got to split again for a bit
19:03 <tristen> bb in a while...
19:52 <Mort-> Ok np
20:01 <Mort-> Later ill rail at you ^^
35:57 <MekkisScreen> don't fall into the archer falacy
39:58 <Mort-> No!
40:30 <Mort-> I'm just railing at my lazy companions for letting me face two devils alone :p
43:00 <Hydrazine> oskar on the grassy knoll..
50:42 <Mort-> Lol
50:45 <Mort-> You too
51:00 * Mort- slaps hydrazine
51:58 <Mort-> But in all honesty had oskar been there i think he would have  died. With me as well:(
52:09 <Mort-> Quarters were too confined
00:25 <tristen> gawd i'm shitting myself over this weekend
00:38 <tristen> have i done the right thing? etc...
01:04 <Mort-> Just go for it
01:22 <Hydrazine> lol
01:24 <tristen> yeah i know i know...
01:32 <Mort-> If nothing else leveling khaz up has given me some uncomfortable questions
01:33 <tristen> i have a tendency to tank
01:34 <Mort-> As well
01:40 <Mort-> You stay back
01:42 <tristen> i'm going to have to keep that compulsion in check
01:47 <Mort-> Or i promise you
01:53 <Mort-> Ill charge you a few more times
02:07 <tristen> i've nearly killed leis about 3 times doing the tanking thing
02:31 <Mort-> Play oskar the way i play mort
02:32 <Mort-> Has anyone complained about me being a coward? :p
02:42 <Hydrazine> Coward.
02:43 <Hydrazine> There.
02:44 <tristen> including ending movement 10ft away from a golem with 10ft of movement!
02:47 <Mort-> That is the same problem khaz will face
02:58 * Mort- slaps hydrazine
03:11 <Hydrazine> No cookies for you.
03:14 <Mort-> What right do you have to call me one :p
03:23 <tristen> you asked for it!
03:25 <Hydrazine> "You're a melee! I wanna be 50000000 miles away!"
03:32 * Mort- wails and runs off!
03:35 <Mort-> Lol
03:41 <Mort-> No cookies works wonders
04:01 <Mort-> That's the combat tactician in me speaking
04:06 <Mort-> I have a small one
04:17 <Hydrazine> "You have no ranged attack worth note, so I won't fight you at any range you're effective in."
04:38 <Hydrazine> Coward coward coward.
05:00 <Mort-> But seriously may i ask who ran inside a roomful of ghouls last game?
05:15 <Mort-> Actually i put that under good combat tactics
05:30 <Hydrazine> Um. Me?
05:36 <Mort-> You wouldn't be charging someone with a braced lance
05:41 <Mort-> I came in
05:50 <Mort-> A squishy wizard
05:58 <Mort-> After you guys got paralyzed
06:27 <Mort-> To douse the ghouls with holy water
06:29 <MekkisScreen> yeah
06:38 <MekkisScreen> you let Khazaran die
06:48 <Mort-> Yeah
06:52 <MekkisScreen> because of the fact taht youu were a long way away
06:53 <Mort-> Those lazy buns
06:58 <Mort-> Bums
07:01 <MekkisScreen> yeah
07:11 <Mort-> But honestly that is my fault in a way
07:17 <MekkisScreen> with three, I think you could have taken them
07:24 <Mort-> I didn't think of my higher level abilities
07:30 <Mort-> I only need hoku
07:38 <Hydrazine> huh?
07:44 <Mort-> He grabs one of them
07:49 <Hydrazine> So wtf happened?
07:50 <Mort-> I zap the other
08:03 <Mort-> I was pretty solid in there
08:04 <MekkisScreen> I ran an EL12 encounter
08:09 <Hydrazine> Ah.
08:17 <Mort-> Trist was supposed to come with me
08:17 <Hydrazine> For Oskar and Khaz?
08:21 <Mort-> But he wasn't around
08:34 <Mort-> And yes. I am too curious for my own good
08:40 <Mort-> So i walked right into it
08:49 <Mort-> And long story short got pwned
09:22 <Mort-> But i must admit i didn't make use my higher level spells
09:37 <Mort-> I think i just don't have the habit of using them
10:10 <Mort-> One bad thing when you are power leveled up
10:16 <Mort-> You have powers but it just doesnt occur for you to use them
10:43 <MekkisScreen> who will be around here tomorrow?
10:55 <MekkisScreen> at 11ish?
11:01 * Mort- wags tail
11:04 <Mort-> See its back!
11:06 <Mort-> Me
11:19 * Mort- raises paw
11:37 <MekkisScreen> I think most of the melbourne guys will be ruby phoenixing
11:46 <Mort-> Still happy about the way i positioned myself
11:59 <Mort-> Though i wonder if enlarge was a mistake
12:03 <MekkisScreen> one thing: why did you cast resistance?
12:09 <MekkisScreen> oh, it was a mistake...
12:14 <Mort-> Ya
12:21 <Mort-> Resistance is not
12:29 <Mort-> I expected caster fighting
12:44 <MekkisScreen> you know it doesn't stack with cloak of resistance, right?
12:47 <Mort-> Still would be bad
12:57 <Mort-> Oh
13:35 <Mort-> That i did not know
13:36 <Mort-> Damn
13:36 <Mort-> Sorry :d
13:36 <Mort-> Never used one before
13:36 <Mort-> But if i wasn't enlarged
13:43 <Mort-> I would be squeezed into the corner
14:02 <Mort-> With b in front o behind
14:38 <Mort-> Or i would deliberately position myself that way
14:39 <Mort-> So my back is against the wall
14:39 <Mort-> One thing that might have changed the whole thing
14:48 <Mort-> Was for me to have used greater invisibility
15:08 <Mort-> But yes. I didn't think it through that well
15:22 <Mort-> Or unused to the abilities
16:09 <Mort-> Basically given enough time - which i never had (but again you never do)
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18:04 <AndChat|> Yeah
18:18 AndChat| is now known as morty
18:24 <morty> Ok lol :d
18:35 <morty> But yes you never have enough time
18:41 <morty> In combat ^^
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20:23 * morty grins
20:45 morty is now known as Mort-
22:46 * Mort- takes out her longsword and fluorishes with it
48:47 <Mort-> Sigh gloomy weather :(
51:33 <MekkisScreen> The bone devil had reach
51:44 <MekkisScreen> the barbed devil was medium
56:20 <MekkisScreen> tristen: how do you display the user's IP address using php?
58:33 <Avatar> zzzzzzz
58:34 <Mort-> I know
00:21 <Mort-> Trist is busy doing stuff
04:21 * Mort- just sleepz
20:32 <tristen> it's in that $_SERVER array
20:43 <tristen> can't remember what the field is...
21:06 <tristen> http://php.net/manual/en/reserved.variables.server.php
21:13 <tristen> mekkis ^^^
21:26 <tristen> so
21:45 <tristen> $ip_address = $_SERVER["REMOTE_ADDR"];
21:54 <tristen> php populates it from the socket i presume...
27:18 <MekkisScreen> ok
27:56 * Mort- fluffles tristen and tumbles him to the ground
28:03 <Mort-> Cookies!
28:12 <Hydrazine> Damn lemurs.
28:28 * Mort- steals all of tristens cookies
28:28 <Hydrazine> I think a koala could take a lemur.
28:40 <Mort-> They run fast.
28:49 <Hydrazine> Which?
28:50 <Mort-> If they sense hostile intentions
28:57 <Mort-> Lemurs!
29:57 <Mort->  I have had people trying to turn me into a hat!
30:09 <Mort-> They didn't succeed!
34:40 <Mort-> Also. Orc double ax 
34:51 <Hydrazine> What of it?
34:55 <Mort-> Considered as medium weapon?
35:02 <Hydrazine> Um.
35:09 <Hydrazine> Weapon sizes are odd.
35:18 <Mort-> Dual wielding is going to be a problem
35:33 <Mort-> Most do dual short swords for a reason
35:42 <Hydrazine> wtf do you mean by medium weapon? For what purpose?
36:17 <Mort-> Twf
36:30 <Mort-> The off hand and main hand penalties
36:51 <Hydrazine> the other end of a double weapon is always considered light.
37:48 <Mort-> Ah thank you
37:52 <Mort-> At level 2
37:57 <Mort-> Then i can do it
38:03 <Hydrazine> Do what?
38:10 <Mort-> For level 1 its falcata and shield
38:16 <Mort-> I can't take twf at 1
38:22 <Hydrazine> wtf are you talking about?
38:25 <Mort-> No dex for it
38:37 <Mort-> Grull :p
38:42 <Hydrazine> new guy?
38:47 <Hydrazine> What is he?
38:50 <Mort-> Half orc dual wielding ranger
38:52 <MekkisScreen> what's the concept?
39:21 * Mort- blushes and hides in a hole
39:22 <Hydrazine> you're way behind.
40:22 <Mort-> What?
40:55 <Hydrazine> Ask Tris how long ago I was talking to him about the half orc doubleaxe ranger.
41:20 <Mort-> Yes!
41:32 <Hydrazine> And why would you not start with twf?
42:57 <Mort-> You select
43:01 <Mort-> Combat styles at 2
43:11 <Mort-> Go read ranger block
43:15 <tristen> oh the pain from that ranger would be awesome!
43:26 <Hydrazine> so you take twf as a normal feat at 1 and double slice at 2.
43:30 <Hydrazine> 'tard.
43:31 <tristen> where's all my cookies gone?
43:44 <tristen> MORT
44:26 <tristen> hey has anyone else got any newb level 1 characters brewing?
45:57 <tristen> i need to start a wizard
46:36 <Mort-> I don't qualify for twf
46:56 <MekkisScreen> I do
47:01 * Mort- hums a tune innocently
47:05 <MekkisScreen> but it'll be a while...
47:15 <MekkisScreen> Hydrazine: will you be around on Saturday?
47:31 <Hydrazine> Um. What time?
47:38 <Mort-> !throw 1d20+10 bluff she didn't take tristens cookies
47:39 <diebot> Mort-, bluff she didn't take tristens cookies: [1d20=11] 21
47:51 <MekkisScreen> early Saturday afternoon
47:55 <Mort-> 11 am auzzie time
48:10 <MekkisScreen> or earlier
48:18 <tristen> hmmm no mort didn't steal my cookies...
48:31 * Mort- purrs
49:57 <Mort-> I won't qualify for twf 
50:10 <Mort-> And his saves look pretty good really ^^
50:14 <Hydrazine> sounds like a personal problem.
50:27 <Mort-> On?
50:37 <Hydrazine> not getting double slice at 2.
50:43 <Mort-> I need to wait till i hit level 2
50:50 <Mort-> Then i can take twf
51:09 <Mort-> Because before that i haven't taken my combat styles
51:14 <Mort-> So i don't qualify
51:28 <Mort-> There is something about 12 dex...
52:34 <tristen> there is something about 26 dex...
54:32 <Mort-> You could twf the sly
54:34 <Mort-> Sky
54:37 <Mort-> I couldn't
19:01 <Avatar> what kind of healing do you use for 11th level characters mid-combat
19:12 <Mort-> Imp
19:19 <Avatar> what?
19:29 <Mort-> I use my imp
19:36 <Mort-> To finger cure moderate
19:47 <Avatar> is cure moderate enough at 11th
19:52 <Mort-> I recommend cure serious
19:58 <Mort-> No that's why i died
20:11 <Avatar> important little detail :P
20:19 <Mort-> But  hey I'm not supposed to walk in the room alone
20:40 <Mort-> And i should have fought defensively
20:47 <Mort-> And not like a big dumb brute
21:00 <Mort-> I should have drawn on my caster side :d
21:05 <Mort-> But that's how we learn
25:02 <Avatar> maybe 2 cure serious, 2 cure moderate and 2 cure lights
26:26 <Avatar> did brunius and tristen buy any healing for themselves
26:27 <Mort-> Clw only for out of combat
26:45 <Avatar> what if you're only on -1
26:47 <Mort-> If i had money i would have used cure serious
26:52 <Avatar> cure light will do the job
27:12 <Mort-> The monsters can easily do like 20 per round
27:20 <Mort-> And mind you my character is a full tank
27:27 <Mort-> Pure and simple
27:36 <Avatar> so's brunius
27:43 <Avatar> and tristen is ranged
27:47 <Mort-> My ac is better then his
27:52 <Mort-> I bet I'm tougher
27:56 <Avatar> I bet you're not
27:59 <Mort-> 118 hp 31 ac
28:03 <Mort-> On full buffs
28:03 <Avatar> yeah he is like 34
28:12 <Mort-> Ah he beats me on it
28:20 <Avatar> I may be wrong
28:21 <Avatar> don't quote me
28:32 <Mort-> Highest attack rolls were 40
29:00 <Mort-> If you get past 35 for that fight i think not much wolf hit
29:17 <Mort-> I think i was getting hit about 25-33 percent of the time
29:25 <Mort-> Enough to kill me
30:24 <Mort-> Is good you have a paladin tank
30:28 <Mort-> Better saves
30:44 <Mort-> My saves aren't phenomenal
31:16 <Mort-> Enough to get me past the worst of the mess. But i still took some of it pretty bad
34:01 <Mort-> I think i might have been able to win that fight if i played my cards right. But i didn't
34:19 <Mort-> Would be quite a stretch though
34:26 <Mort-> Good lesson though
34:48 <Mort-> That fight if trist soloed he would get pwned
35:03 <Mort-> Hydra i don't know
35:10 <Mort-> Maybe he could have won free
49:11 <MekkisScreen> the devils did have more tricks
49:55 <Mort-> Maybe but invisibility would have bought me time
50:03 <MekkisScreen> it would have
50:30 <Mort-> Yeah
50:46 <Mort-> And with half their hits missing me
50:59 <Mort-> I might actually be able to heal to full
51:34 <Mort-> Again. It takes only one hold person. And I'm dead.
51:51 <Avatar> hold person only works for one hit
51:55 <Mort-> Thank god I'm not jerus. I have a semi decent will save
51:58 <Mort-> Coup
52:03 <Mort-> Bb :d
52:14 <Mort-> I expect no mercy
52:42 <Avatar> <?paralysed
52:48 <Avatar> f
52:50 <tristen> zed
53:05 <tristen> <?paralyzed
53:06 <diebot> A paralyzed character is frozen in place and unable to move or act. A paralyzed character has effective Dexterity and Strength scores of 0 and is helpless, but can take purely mental actions. A winged creature flying in the air at the time that it becomes paralyzed cannot flap its wings and falls. A paralyzed swimmer
53:06 <diebot> can't swim and may drown. A creature can move through a space occupied by a paralyzed creatureally or not. Each square occupied by a paralyzed creature, however, counts as 2 squares to move through.
53:21 <tristen> timing!
53:24 <Mort-> Yeah its instant death
53:28 <Mort-> Anyway
53:36 <Avatar> what happens if you're paralysed and using a fly spell
53:59 <Mort-> I thank urm. Balaars master for giving me at least some tiond
54:01 <Mort-> Time
54:05 <Mort-> Uh oh :d
54:12 <Mort-> One more step to corruption!
54:13 <tristen> you'll be frozen in a superman position
54:34 <Mort-> But basically paralysis is death
54:35 <tristen> but i would hazard a guess you could still fly...
54:42 <Mort-> I think not?
54:59 <Avatar> normally you need to make fly checks to hover
55:00 <tristen> you don't have to flap your arms?
55:17 <Mort-> I say you crash down
55:22 <tristen> you just wouldn't be able to do anything else...
55:36 <Mort-> Remember what happened the last time i charged hoku? :p
55:45 <Mort-> There was a tremendous crash
55:55 <Mort-> And we both fell out of the air
55:58 <Avatar> I think flying with a fly spell is all mental
56:17 <Mort-> 120 ft above the ground ^^
56:20 <Avatar> the spell description only mentions concentration
56:42 <tristen> bit of a debate over here: http://paizo.com/paizo/messageboards/paizoPublishing/pathfinder/pathfinderRPG/rules/paralysisSilentSpellStillSpellEschewMaterialsAndFlyAndOtherStuff
56:57 <tristen> dex based
57:00 <tristen> so some say no
57:04 <tristen> others say yes
57:21 <Mort-> We should toss a coin
57:21 <Avatar> mark that biatch as a FAQ candidate
59:57 <Mort-> !rng yes no
59:58 <diebot> Mort-, no
00:03 <Mort-> Ok it doesn't
00:04 <Mort-> Lol
00:18 <tristen> there was something about your dex being reduced to zero
00:32 <tristen> for the fly checks
00:43 <tristen> which makes sense
01:13 <Mort-> I'm sorry i really have no clue
01:59 <tristen> no me either, i'm just going by what seems to make sense...
02:03 <Mekkis> .
04:16 <Avatar> tristen did you buy any cures
04:35 <Mort-> Please say you brought a wand
04:44 <Mort-> Khaz had a wand of cure moderate
04:49 <Mort-> I wanted cure serious
04:50 <Mekkis> that should be enough
04:55 <Mort-> But it costs too much
05:24 <Mort-> There is still a part of me that would like to be prepared for anything that comes
06:02 <Avatar> that's the idea
06:05 <Mekkis> buy a potion or two of cure serious
06:07 <Mekkis> if you can
06:15 <Mekkis> wand is overkill
06:25 <Mort-> In combat i have no time...
06:31 <Mort-> And all the aoos
06:46 <Mort-> I let myself be backed into a corner for a purpose
06:59 <Avatar> here's a question
07:06 <Avatar> all these test combats you guys are doing
07:09 <Avatar> are they always in open fields
07:17 <Mort-> No
07:23 <Mort-> Confined quarters
07:23 <Avatar> what other arenas have you used
07:31 <Mort-> Only one so far
08:03 <Mekkis> I'll do another one now if you want!
08:16 <Avatar> I still have to finish this character, I wasn't done last nightg
08:38 <Mort-> I would like that
08:44 <Mort-> But i have no ca
09:47 <Mort-> Actually i have questions concerning khaz
09:53 <Mort-> Might or magic
10:06 <Mort-> Apparently magic seems more powerful at higher levels
10:13 <Mort-> But again i already have a wizard
10:33 <Mort-> So if i wanted to id just get mort to do the magicing
10:48 <Mort-> i got shocked at the melee damage rolls lol
10:57 <Mort-> Doesn't scale up properly
11:05 <Mort-> Again might be the way i did things
11:09 <Mort-> Feats and all
11:31 <Mort-> I am glad of being level 11
11:48 <Mort-> And having some insight on how high level fighting is like
12:22 <Mort-> Khaz has a certain amount of flexibility
12:29 <Mort-> Due to umd and an extra hand
12:34 <Mekkis> what?
12:40 <Mekkis> you rolled above average!
12:41 <Mort-> Mort will have the same
12:43 <Mort-> A bit
12:47 <Mort-> Lol
12:52 <Mekkis> average is 35, you rolled 36
12:59 <Mort-> On?
13:10 <Mort-> Grapple? :d
13:12 <Mekkis> (of 106)
13:15 <Mekkis> 10d6)
13:22 <Mort-> Oh yes
13:42 <Mort-> But the base is crap
13:44 <Mort-> :d
14:16 <Mort-> I get really nervous about will saves now haha
14:38 <Mort-> Point is if i wanted to
14:57 <Mort-> I could do a half arsed job of phantasmal killer
15:47 <Mort-> Avatar
16:11 <Mort-> I think you should let mek run an encounter for you
16:43 <Mort-> Nothing beats a good tumble on the ground
17:05 <Avatar> yeah, when I'm done
17:30 <Mort-> Let me come with you
17:38 <Avatar> level 2 potions are only 300gp
17:39 <Mort-> At close quarters you are done for
17:49 <Mort-> I don't use potions to heal
17:58 * Mort- shrugs
18:09 <Avatar> how do you heal if you drop then
18:21 <Mort-> My imp will heal me
18:29 <Avatar> what if your imp drops
18:40 <Mort-> Heal myself then
18:44 <Mort-> Pull wand and heal
18:45 <Avatar> yeah but 
18:53 <Mort-> What's the difference over a potion
19:03 <Avatar> well I guess if both of you can heal each other you're okay
19:16 <Mort-> Its umd
19:18 <Mort-> Its all in the umd
19:18 <Avatar> oh
19:21 <Avatar> how high is your UMD
19:29 <Mort-> 11 at 11
19:35 <Avatar> risky business mort
19:37 <Mort-> +3 for class
19:40 <Avatar> 50/50
19:41 <Avatar> almost
19:56 <Mort-> -2 for cha
20:00 <Avatar> vs 50gp or 300gp for a cure potion to guarantee your safety
20:02 <Mort-> You have a point
20:17 <Mort-> And one round doinm nothing
20:27 <Mort-> I can wrist it though
20:29 <Avatar> it's a full round to feed a potion to someone
20:36 <Avatar> after spending a move action to take it out
20:46 <Mort-> Each combat round you are healing
20:54 <Mort-> is one less you have to damage him
21:03 <Mort-> my imp is the better healer actually
21:14 <Mort-> umd +16
21:40 <Mort-> Basically why are you healing damage he can do to you the next round?
22:06 <Mort-> If he could put you in that condition once he could do it again
22:10 <Mort-> like that dinosaur
22:18 <Mort-> i would have us walking up to it
22:19 <Mekkis> yep
22:36 <Mort-> and zapping it with clw wands
23:01 <Avatar> you're thinking 1 on 1
23:05 <Avatar> but you're playing with a party
23:17 <Avatar> in the next round, he should be busy on someone else who's trying to kill him
23:22 <Mekkis> why
23:29 <Mekkis> you're assuming enemies are idiots
23:35 <Mort-> Not smart monsters
23:41 <Mort-> if 3 of us
23:45 <Avatar> because you're no threat, and they are a threat
23:50 <Mekkis> it's a good way of, you know, meeting Pharasma prematurely
23:55 <Avatar> to attack someone who is no threat is an idiot
23:58 <Mort-> me hoku and oskar walked into the room
24:14 <Mort-> If i were the monsters i think i grab oskar first
24:36 <Mekkis> if a monster attacks someone, and they fall over
24:41 <Mort-> hold person on khaz
24:53 <Mekkis> then someone else comes and heals them, and they get up
25:03 <Avatar> then you attack the healer
25:10 <Mort-> If I'm getting up its total defense
25:36 <Mekkis> the monster's not going to leave them on the ground again, unless they're SURE he's dead
25:38 <Mort-> Hoku isn't that easy to kill actually
25:52 <Mort-> might be possible if you get a few guys on him
26:03 <Avatar> then the monster will probably be dead themselves
26:04 <Mort-> but he is going to tie you in knots
26:23 <Avatar> you're assuming the monsters don't care about living
26:24 <Mekkis> they're probably going to die anyway, why not take someone with them to the hells?
26:52 <Mort-> Oskar is the easiest guy to take to hell
26:58 <Mort-> Anyway
27:03 <Mort-> ill comes to planning
27:03 <Mekkis> if they cared about living, they'd run
27:07 <Mort-> and over planning
27:19 <Mort-> Plan for intelligent monsters
27:27 <Mort-> plan for anything you can possibly plan for
27:28 <Avatar> they wouldn't run after taking down one of you
27:31 <Mort-> then over plan
28:04 <Mort-> I'm not really that good at thinking on the fly yet :(
28:34 <Avatar> can you buy an animal
28:39 <Avatar> something you can carry
28:56 <Mort-> I think people call it bag of tricks
29:56 <Mort-> I still like tristens reaction
30:12 <Mort-> after hydra told him i would be using magic against him
30:12 <Mekkis> say an organisation wants to take your party down
30:22 <Mort-> he went to buy acid flasks lol
30:24 <Mekkis> the best strategy would be to kill one of you, run away. 
30:33 <Mekkis> then ambush you half an hour later
30:37 <Mekkis> and take out another
30:39 <Mort-> That was epic shit
30:48 <Mort-> mek. if you want to kill a party
31:00 <Mort-> you fk their casters and healers
31:05 <Mekkis> devils have /greater teleport/ for a reason
31:11 <Mort-> Ideally anyone wearing cloth
31:15 <Mekkis> I like simple plans
31:21 <Mekkis> like "one at a time"
31:34 <Mort-> Just v line whoever is most vulnerable
31:51 <Mort-> those in cloth are squishx
31:52 <Mekkis> nah
31:56 <Mekkis> whoever's closest
32:04 <Mort-> well unlessp you grabbed the monk my mistake
32:34 <Mort-> You probably grabbed the magi/fighter/paladin then
32:54 <Mort-> good  luck with the pally. he is going to take a lot of killing
33:21 <Mekkis> probably the guy behind
33:26 <Mort-> I hate killing pallies. their saves and ac get in the way
33:36 <Mort-> Such a pain
33:38 <Mort-> yeah do
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34:17 <Mort-> That is if the party didn't get a tank covering the back
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34:29 <dioxyisbetter> damn
34:31 <Mort-> fighters are easy to deal with
34:53 <Mort-> Usually mort hangs out in the centre
37:22 <Mekkis> one of the DMs in my group has taught us that the guy at the back is the guy who gets hit
37:33 <Mort-> I will take centre
37:47 <Mort-> say what you want about me but i hash some brains!
40:07 <tristen> mekkis: out of interest - what justification is provided by said dm for doing so?
40:45 <Mekkis> "the bandits aren't idiots, you know..."
40:55 <Mort-> Makes sense.
40:57 <tristen> heheh
41:05 <tristen> "the bandit's can meta-game you know..."
41:15 <Mort-> Its all in sun tzus art of war
41:17 <Mekkis> what?
41:19 <tristen> oops where's the apostrophe police?
41:26 <Mekkis> indeed
41:34 <Mort-> look. they probably have Ben tracajg you for days
41:39 <Mort-> they know where you are
41:44 <Mekkis> you're talking about the can that belongs to the bandits
41:50 <Mekkis> sorry
41:51 <Mort-> So id have you all surrounded 
41:55 <Mekkis> the bandit
41:59 <Mort-> and shot at? P
42:32 * Mort- wags her tail at tristen
42:49 <Mort-> the acid flask thing was priceless though
43:45 <tristen> "a team of adventurers storm the hall. the bandits ignore the fighter/cavalier/palading/tank swinging her sword at them and concentrate instead on the player way down the back"
44:14 <tristen> exactly what would happen in real life!
44:55 <Mort-> No
45:02 <Mort-> what happens is the attack you
45:04 <Mort-> from behind 
45:11 <Mort-> :d
45:18 <Mort-> moral of story
45:37 <Mort-> casters alwap in the centre
45:53 <Mort-> Get a tank to bring up both ends
46:11 <Mekkis> I'm playing the only melee character
46:16 <Mekkis> so I sit in the middle.
46:21 <Mort-> Lol
46:30 <tristen> and the ranged attackers go first to trick the metagaming bandits into attacking the tanks at the rear...
46:47 <tristen> win win!
46:48 <Mort-> ideally id put someone like jerus in front
46:59 <Mort-> khaz holds rear
47:08 <Mort-> again. he isn't really that solid :(
47:24 <Mekkis> Xanian has sufficient reach to hit both ends
47:36 <Mort-> Reach weapon?
47:38 <Mort-> works
47:51 <Mekkis> reach weapon and reach evolution
47:57 <Mort-> Lol
48:07 <Mort-> 1 level of synthesis?
48:26 <Mort-> Or are you a pure synthesis
48:28 <tristen> i think hydrazine recounted a story to me once of a metagaming dm
48:34 <tristen> quite amusing
48:46 * Mort- giggles
48:47 <tristen> he was solely fighting a golem in a room
48:59 <Mekkis> neither, Mort- 
49:00 <tristen> and the dm made the golem wander off in search of the other players
49:06 <Mekkis> Synthesist/Paladin
49:11 <Mort-> Ah
49:33 <Mort-> Doesn't your plate get in the way?
49:38 <Mort-> of a good cast?
50:09 <Mekkis> what plate?
50:11 <Mort-> arcane failure penalities. or i would take fighter and wear plate mail
50:21 <Mort-> Your wearig a chain shirt?
50:26 <Mort-> what's your ac
50:45 <Mekkis> ummm
50:48 <Mekkis> 23ish
50:50 <Mekkis> not sure
51:00 <Mort-> How did you manage that
51:08 <Mort-> shield?
51:23 <Mekkis> being a synthesist
51:40 <Mekkis> who doesn't try to go the "many attacks" route
52:13 <Mort-> Ah k
52:23 * Mort- shrugs
52:46 <Mort-> to each his own. ill need to work on khazs ac
54:34 <Hydrazine> you'd say that even if khaz had over 9000 ac.
54:49 <Mort-> Dude its my life!
55:21 * Mort- hides behind hydrazine. A shivering mort.
55:59 <Mekkis> Itzamna has a light load of 0.75lb
56:22 <Mort-> You have been shrinking yourself again mek
56:58 <Mort-> Bad mek!
57:12 * Mort- smacks mek on his nose
01:45 <Mekkis> make perception first!
02:27 <Mort-> !throw 1d20+2 spot mek!
02:28 <diebot> Mort-, spot mek!: [1d20=15] 17
02:39 <Mort-> Anyway i have detect magic
02:51 <Mekkis> haven't worked out the stealth modifier yet
02:52 <Mort-> Isn't that shrinking spell on you
02:58 <Mort-> Going to tell?
03:10 <Mekkis> but without any ranks, it's +20
03:44 <Mekkis> probably +25 with cloak of elvenkind (which I might forgo in favour of the muleback cords)
03:53 <Mort-> Well.
04:02 <Mort-> Its detect magic.
04:09 <Mekkis> sure
04:16 <Mekkis> you detect the presence of magic
04:18 <Mort-> So i smell all the magic stuffs on you
04:19 <Mekkis> then I move away!
04:30 <Mort-> And smack you on the nose
04:36 <Mort-> Glitter dust :d
04:51 <Mort-> Does see invisibility help?
05:18 <Avatar> see invisibility is redundant when you have glitterdust
05:32 <Avatar> for the most part, at least
05:35 <Mort-> Well you need to find him first right?
05:52 <Mort-> Say you have no fking clue where he went
05:55 <Avatar> if you know his general direction, which you can find out if you can hear them
06:09 <Mort-> Sure his stealth is 25
06:17 <Mort-> Spot what shit?
06:39 <Mort-> I think for that its time for socks?
06:39 <Avatar> stealth is a problem because he's being quiet
06:47 <Mort-> Can she smell you out?
06:49 <Avatar> sorry I only caught the tail end of this conversation :P
07:13 <tristen> heya avatar 
07:21 <Mekkis> no
07:24 <tristen> all set?
07:32 <Mekkis> because stealth is stealth
07:42 <Mekkis> glitterdust does give a -40, true...
07:45 <Mekkis> not sure how that works
08:10 <Mort-> Socks has scent
08:41 <Mekkis> so?
08:45 <tristen> glitterdust?
08:49 <tristen> it works like this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xW1fXL3s7bk
08:52 <Mort-> Time to go
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18:42 <Avatar> tristen: not really, no!
19:02 <Avatar> is it a mistake to not take cure serious or cure critical
19:22 <Avatar> as spells (not scrolls or potions, which I do have)
21:03 <Avatar> my spell selection feels really non-optimal
21:16 <Avatar> they're really just support for my hex use
21:59 <tristen> awwwww but it was so clear in my mind!
22:11 <tristen> (the glitterdust thing)
22:23 <tristen> avatar all i have is 50 clw charges...
22:45 <tristen> offline healing only i suppose
22:58 <tristen> !throw 50#1d8+1
22:58 <diebot> tristen, I don't have enough dice to roll that!
23:04 <tristen> pffft
23:11 <tristen> !throw 49#1d8+1
23:12 <diebot> tristen, I don't have enough dice to roll that!
23:15 <tristen> heheh
23:20 <tristen> !throw 30#1d8+1
23:21 <diebot> tristen, I don't have enough dice to roll that!
23:26 <tristen> oh come ON!
23:46 <tristen> it's like: i can't do that dave
25:25 <Avatar> I'm taking a wand of infernal healing man
25:31 <Avatar> we'll spend that out of combat first
25:38 <Avatar> then we'll resort to the CLW's
26:19 <tristen> ok
26:20 <tristen> i wonder
26:37 <tristen> there will be a chance to buy shit on the way with any luck
26:48 <Avatar> yeah I have been wondering about that
26:52 <tristen> as we go
26:57 <Avatar> whether it's a good idea to burn the gold or not
27:20 <Avatar> I'm not sure if I should actually take raise dead
27:27 <Avatar> because of that 5000gp diamond cost
27:43 <Avatar> I don't think any of you want to spend that for a resurrection?
27:48 <tristen> no i wouldn't
27:51 <tristen> if i die i die
28:05 <Avatar> then again, that's 1 exp off your plate
28:10 <Avatar> pretty expensive if you don't
28:51 <Avatar> it might be worth the investment even if means dropping a +3/18000gp item to a +2/8000gp item
28:55 <tristen> besides
29:05 <tristen> i don't think you can resurrect
29:16 <tristen> i might be rules-lawyering
29:19 <tristen> but it says
29:49 <tristen> "if a character dies during the module the player may make a new legal pc and the gm will integrate the new character asap"
30:59 <tristen> so it's cool - if oskar carks it, he carks it...
31:18 <tristen> and i'll put it down to experience...or lack thereof
33:11 <Avatar> no you can resurrect man
33:26 <Avatar> that's just directions for how to proceed when you're dead dead
34:18 <tristen> well...i suppose
34:21 <tristen> the question is
34:47 <tristen> what can you take instead of raise dead?
34:54 <tristen> it's pretty powerful
35:19 <tristen> and if we get a death in an encounter
35:37 <tristen> we'll probably...maybe...get a chance to decide what to do before the next...
36:24 <tristen> before the next encounter i mean
49:43 <tristen> i spent 80 cents today
49:49 <tristen> printing oskar's sheet
50:02 <tristen> it'd bloody better be worth it
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51:15 <Jaggedsoul> Avatar
52:02 <Jaggedsoul> I went to the internet cafe near my workplace on my lunch break but sadly there is no vacant seat
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01:46 <Avatar> great, so when will you be in next?
02:25 <Avatar> I don't think I had any standout choices for an alternative 6th level spell
03:32 <Avatar> true seeing, maybe
03:41 <Avatar> or mass suggestion
03:49 <Avatar> or slay living
08:50 <tristen> SLAY LIVING
08:58 <tristen> (it sounds the coolest)
09:01 <Avatar> slay living is not as good as it sounds
09:17 <Avatar> it just does 12d6+10 damage if they don't save and 3d6 if they do
09:30 <MekkisScreen> it's not as good as phantasmal killer
09:45 <Avatar> except that phantasmal killer can be turned on you :P
09:55 <MekkisScreen> under strange circumstances
10:05 <Avatar> granted
10:22 <tristen> throw slay living at a fighter and watch him fail
10:45 <MekkisScreen> throw persistant phantasmal killer
10:47 <Avatar> it's actually a fortitude save
10:51 <tristen> oh!
10:56 <tristen> sorry thought it would be a will save
11:04 <MekkisScreen> what's your familiar?
11:07 <Avatar> yeah slay living is pretty mediocre
11:08 <Avatar> a bat
11:36 <Avatar> I can't work out how to do up the stats for it, at all
11:53 <Avatar> I found bat in the bestiary and tried my best to match it up with the familiar changes, but I really don't know what I'm doing
12:24 <MekkisScreen> cloak of dreams sounds cool
12:29 <Avatar> dispel magic (greater) shouldn't be discounted as a 6th level
12:45 <Avatar> I mean, I guess really the only person I have to take raise dead for is spaceshot
12:47 <MekkisScreen> unfortunately, in PFS it should
12:58 <Avatar> or when spaceshot can't raise someone for some reason
13:09 <Avatar> and he didn't seem keen on buying a diamond
13:12 <MekkisScreen> Dispel magic requires a caster level check
13:19 <MekkisScreen> vs the caster level of the enemy spell
13:33 <MekkisScreen> in PFS, your enemy casters are higher level than you
14:12 <Avatar> not worth it you reckon
14:38 <MekkisScreen> correct
14:41 <MekkisScreen> go Swarm Skin
14:48 <MekkisScreen> if you own the bestiary
15:06 <MekkisScreen> hehe
15:11 <MekkisScreen> Transformation!
17:17 <MekkisScreen> cheese it up, and cast Symbol of Persuasion on yourself
17:53 <Avatar> swarm skin doesn't appeal to me
18:20 <MekkisScreen> Greater Heroism
18:30 <MekkisScreen> if you're that sort of team player
19:40 <Avatar> feels a little underpowered for level 6
20:45 <MekkisScreen> +4 to hit for a minute is massive
21:06 <Avatar> you reckon
21:13 <Avatar> I mean compare that with something like mass suggestion
21:29 <MekkisScreen> at 11th, the fighter's BAB is +11/+6/+1
21:56 <MekkisScreen> which, after modifiers, is "normally hit", "sometimes hit", "hit if you're lucky"
22:15 <MekkisScreen> which becomes "Miss on a 1", "normally hit", "sometimes hit"
22:34 <MekkisScreen> (combined with haste, add another attack in the 'miss on a 1' camp)
23:56 <MekkisScreen> what about cloak of dreams?
25:13 <MekkisScreen> hehe
25:19 <MekkisScreen> Animate Objects!
26:34 <MekkisScreen> you can still use hexes while under the influence of Transformation
27:27 <Avatar> yeah but I'm better off with greater heroism in that caae
27:46 <Avatar> I can use my hair as a weapon, but that uses int, not str
28:20 <MekkisScreen> cloak of dreams and animate objects sound like cool, flavourful spells
28:48 <MekkisScreen> animate objects: summon 11 creatures!
29:45 <MekkisScreen> give everyone flanks
30:24 <Avatar> I do like animate objects
31:04 <MekkisScreen> combine with /shrink object/ for more fun
31:16 <MekkisScreen> (Mytiazair likes his /shrink object/
31:21 <Avatar> for more GM headacheyness
31:34 <Avatar> ok animate objects is in
31:43 <Avatar> don't die, spaceshot
32:07 <MekkisScreen> I suggest you print out the stats of animated objects and bring them with you
32:16 <Avatar> there are stats?
32:19 <MekkisScreen> yes
32:23 <Avatar> where
32:29 <MekkisScreen> under A in the bestiart
32:32 <MekkisScreen> bestiary
32:41 <Avatar> haha sweet! it's a monster
49:04 <MekkisScreen> it basically means that you can give flanks to all your allies!
50:43 <Avatar> only one of us needs flank, and he doesn't even really need it
51:27 <Avatar> I actually think we could be in some trouble when we're forced into melee
51:32 <MekkisScreen> a +2 is always good
51:45 <MekkisScreen> got Ultimate Combat?
51:45 <Avatar> I've got the aid another trait that gives +3
51:49 <Avatar> yeah
51:55 <Avatar> of course, I'm a gunslinger !
51:59 <MekkisScreen> read up on performance combat
52:40 <MekkisScreen> I'm about 90% certain that there's a 40% chance that you'll be using it in Ruby Phoenix Tournament
53:41 <Avatar> so only a 35% chance?
53:42 <Avatar> give or take
53:59 <MekkisScreen> well... about 90% certain that it will be an option in the module
54:16 <MekkisScreen> and it will depend on GM? VC? Players? no idea...
54:20 <Avatar> I don't know about putting ranks into perform
54:41 <MekkisScreen> I'm also about 90% certain that you'll get a boon for using it!
54:51 <Avatar> what
55:03 <MekkisScreen> NOW you're listening!
55:05 <Avatar> I honestly don't even know if it's worth a boon
55:11 <MekkisScreen> you're so predictable
55:21 <Avatar> I'd rather just get shit killed
55:23 <Avatar> hahaha
55:29 <Avatar> or survive
55:55 <MekkisScreen> depends if M.Goodall is DMing you
56:16 <MekkisScreen> then you can pirate the scenario and point out what he did wrong!
56:31 <Avatar> that'd be interesting
56:41 <MekkisScreen> yes. It would
56:43 <Avatar> does he go off-book tactics
56:50 <MekkisScreen> I wouldn't know
56:58 <MekkisScreen> I haven't bought his scenarios
57:18 <MekkisScreen> maybe when people get to 7th, I'll run Wrath of the Accursed...
58:21 <MekkisScreen> or Cult of the Ebon Destroyersd
58:37 <tristen> avatar: i'm not happy about going into melee either
58:52 <tristen> but oskar can melee with his bow with no penalties
58:53 <MekkisScreen> don't fall into the Archer Fallacy
59:04 <tristen> too late!
59:09 <tristen> WAAAAAY too late!
59:23 <Avatar> Buck's okay in melee
59:41 <Avatar> get a good AC and some 5ft step room
59:46 <tristen> he can fire into the square next to him?
59:46 <tristen> ah
59:49 <tristen> ok
00:23 <Avatar> AC of 19 is a bit worrying
00:54 <Avatar> your ring of protection isn't counted
01:18 <Avatar> oh er
01:21 <Avatar> are you not wearing armour?
02:19 <Avatar> you may as well at least get some padded armour to give you +1
02:29 <Avatar> costs all of 5gp :P
02:57 <tristen> yeah it's very worrying
02:58 <tristen> but even with the armour
02:58 <tristen> i could only get it to 21
02:58 <tristen> 21/15 or something
02:58 <tristen> but by going naked
02:58 <tristen> i get 19/19
02:58 <tristen> should i have gotten the natural armour thing instead of the ring?
03:23 <Avatar> you can get both
03:35 <Avatar> they're different bonuses, so they stack
03:46 <Avatar> ring is a deflection bonus, amulet is a natural armour bonus
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04:02 <Avatar> deflection is better because it applies to touch
04:09 <tristen> actually yeah i'll add the padded armour
04:11 <Avatar> if you have to choose
04:12 * Mort- fluffs
04:19 <tristen> right
04:24 <tristen> hullo!
04:33 <Avatar> mort you're so posh
04:43 * Mort- fluffs tristen
04:52 <Mort-> I feel corrupted :d
05:34 <Mort-> We should all go to the dark side
05:42 <tristen> we're already well on our way
05:50 <Avatar> infernal healing ftw
05:59 <Mort-> Because they have cookies!
06:08 <tristen> my soul MY SOUL for some healing
06:33 <Mort-> Nah at later levels khaz can heal normally
06:45 <Mort-> Mort actually can sort of heal normally
07:07 <tristen> quilted cloth!
07:14 <tristen> that'll complete the picture of oskar
07:43 <tristen> oh
07:45 * Mort- looks at the armor and faints dead away
07:46 <Mort-> What's your dex mod
07:48 <tristen> perhaps
07:56 <tristen> er, its (cough) +8
08:25 <Mort-> Thought of using some mithril chain shirt?
08:53 <tristen> yes
09:01 <Mort-> Can't believe your going to fight start naked
09:20 <tristen> i know i'm so dead
09:33 * Mort- gets trist arested for nudity
09:44 <tristen> STREAKING!
09:46 <Avatar> he's got an outfit
09:54 <tristen> is streaking illegal in pfs?
46:31 <***> Buffer Playback...
46:32 <***> Playback Complete.
47:48 <Avatar> the rod of metamagic bouncing might be a mistake
48:08 <Avatar> 9000gp, if a spell targets something but it completely makes a save and has no ill effects, I can bounce it to another target instead
48:12 <Avatar> 3rd level spell or lower
48:21 <Mort-> Bring at least 10 acid flaskp
48:24 <Avatar> a 3rd level pearl of power is 9000gp
48:35 <Avatar> 10 acid flasks?
48:40 <Mekkis> Avatar, you're using an old version of the APG
48:44 <Mekkis> bouncing is 3000gp
48:50 <Avatar> oh shit
48:51 <Mekkis> persistance is 9000gp
49:02 <Mort-> Batsy?
49:11 <Avatar> yeah, thank ballig for that
49:17 <Mort-> Couldn't you think of something cuter?
49:18 <Mort-> Lol
49:32 <Mort-> My imp is called balaar
49:40 <Mort-> And weasel is called socks
49:46 <Mekkis> (mytiazair was out-of-pocket for a lot after buying three persist rods before the errata hit)
49:59 <Mort-> Id call my bat flitter i think
50:31 <Mort-> This really isn't working
50:32 <Avatar> even my hardcover APG says it's 9000gp
50:34 <Mort-> I can pk.
50:40 <Mekkis> Avatar, so does mine
50:57 <Mort-> But.
50:58 <Avatar> ripped off aye
51:08 <Mekkis> (you see the rod of persist?)
51:11 <Mort-> Its not going to kill anyone!
51:12 <Mekkis> the 3000gp one?
52:03 <Avatar> yeah
52:35 <Mekkis> it's actually 9000
53:37 <Avatar> it makes sense, persistent is better
53:45 <Mekkis> yes
55:53 <Brunius_> 1pp = 10gp right?
56:00 <Mekkis> yeah
59:40 <Avatar> wonder if an immovable rod is an effective way of stopping charges
59:51 <Brunius_> 5k for a rod that never moves
00:01 <Avatar> moves on your command
00:07 <Brunius_> It'd stop bullrushes, yeah
00:08 <Avatar> portable obstacle
00:16 <Avatar> what's involved with moving it though
00:16 <Brunius_> Not so sure about charges
00:23 <Brunius_> You press the button on the end
00:31 <Avatar> yeah but I mean mechanically
00:35 <Avatar> free actions?
00:39 <Brunius_> Doesn't it say?
00:50 <Avatar> nope
01:12 <Mekkis> then it means standard
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03:14 <Avatar> ring of forcefangs could be good
03:18 <Brunius> What's that?
03:19 <Avatar> do you reckon we'll be targetted by magic missiles
03:26 <Brunius> Probably not
03:30 <Avatar> negates up to 9 charges and you can release them
03:35 <Avatar> of any force spell
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03:39 <Brunius> That could be good
03:46 <Brunius> Can anyone cast magic missile?
03:55 <Avatar> none of us
04:01 <Avatar> but it's intended to negate them and reflect them later
04:15 <Avatar> it can do up to 5 magic missiles per round
04:16 <Brunius> Who's this Luke joker
04:24 <Avatar> he's our new best friend
04:36 <Spaceshot> he the guy from sydney?
04:40 <Brunius> yeah
04:46 <Spaceshot> ahh
04:48 <Spaceshot> cool cool
05:07 <Spaceshot> also avatar, don't stand near Ava, most likely she'll cast silence on herself and run into the caster
06:01 <Brunius> http://games.on.net/article/15089/Melbourne_Symphony_Orchestra_to_Play_Gamin_Tunes
06:21 <Mekkis> what a waste
07:09 <tristen> they should just get a thingie a telsa coil to play 'em
07:17 <Avatar> uh
07:19 <tristen> tesla even
07:24 <Avatar> be super careful with that silence
07:31 <Spaceshot> haha
07:53 <Avatar> one of my hexes is cackle
07:59 <Avatar> I'm not sure it works when there's silence
08:00 <Spaceshot> XD
08:07 <Avatar> and it's Important
08:46 <Spaceshot> I'll only have it on if I can notice spell casters
08:52 <Spaceshot> basically, armourless peeps in the back
08:53 <Brunius> What spells should I prep guys
09:03 <Brunius> Avatar: Are there any good Pally spells in the APG?
09:14 <Avatar> I've got no idea, I've never looked at pally spells
09:18 <Spaceshot> you get level 3 spells right?
09:21 <Brunius> yeah
09:29 <Brunius> 4 level 1, 2 level 2, 2 level 3
09:52 <Avatar> how many do you have left to choose
10:05 <Brunius> All.
10:07 <Brunius> Oh
10:10 <Avatar> hero's defiance allows you to use lay on hands while you're falling unconscious
10:10 <Brunius> They're divine
10:13 <tristen> we should have a competition
10:20 <tristen> to see who can bring down the most spellcasters
10:26 <Avatar> grace lets you use movement without taking AoOs
10:42 <Brunius> Are there any good ones man?
10:54 <Avatar> a lot of these spells look like they're worth a look
10:59 <Spaceshot> lesser restoration is a good one
11:02 <Mort-> I was trying to tank them :p
11:02 <Spaceshot> I think it's level 2 or 3 for pally
11:10 <Spaceshot> or do you mean in the APG?
11:18 <Brunius_> What time are we supposed to be there tomorrow?
11:27 <Mort-> Should have tried tickling them with feathers
11:30 <tristen> 10
11:33 <tristen> i say 10
11:38 <Mort-> Again not very good since they aren't human
11:39 <tristen> because we wanna get cranking asap
11:39 <Brunius_> Hmmm
11:45 <Brunius_> 10am I need to leave about 8
11:50 <tristen> so be it
11:52 <Mort-> Tell us how it goes trist
12:08 * Mort- blesses trist with a cookie!
12:15 <tristen> or maybe thrown some cheliax knickers at them
12:31 <tristen> ooh! a cookie
12:33 <Brunius> None of the Pally spells seem any good
12:37 <tristen> hmmm
12:38 <Mort-> The problem with khaz
12:43 <Mort-> Might or magic.
12:45 <tristen> that's not one of my cookies i hope?
12:46 <Spaceshot> Aura of greater courage does
12:52 <Mort-> I can probably get some...
12:54 * tristen looks closely at the cookie
12:55 <Spaceshot> and so does Fire of Entanglement
13:04 <tristen> !throw 1d20 perception
13:05 <diebot> tristen, perception: [1d20=5] 5
13:05 <Brunius> What do they do?
13:10 <tristen> no it's not one of mine...
13:24 <Mort-> !throw 1d20+2 try to bluff tristen
13:24 <diebot> Mort-, try to bluff tristen: [1d20=3] 5
13:24 <Spaceshot> aura of greater courage boosts the strength of your aura of courage
13:33 <tristen> hmmm
13:34 <Mort-> Maybe it is...^^
13:40 <Spaceshot> and fire of entanglement makes your smite evil also entangle
13:52 <tristen> i'll have to eat it to make sure
13:59 <Mort-> !throw 1d20+2 no its not your cookie
14:00 <diebot> Mort-, no its not your cookie: [1d20=12] 14
14:03 <Mort-> Lol
14:10 <tristen> no you're right it's not my cookei
14:15 <Mort-> Haha
14:30 <tristen> metacookies
14:38 <Mort-> I can use phantasmal killer
14:53 <Mort-> Now if only you could summon level 11 khaz
14:56 <tristen> yeah i've been hearing a lot about the pk
15:09 <Mort-> And put him any where on the map you wanted
15:13 <Mort-> Lol
15:26 <Mort-> Id buy you some time...
15:34 <tristen> geebers
15:37 <Mort-> 27 ac without shield. With is 31
15:40 <Mort-> 118 hp
15:47 <Spaceshot> saddle surge seems like a good level 1 spell if you're expecting to stay mounted during the fight
15:57 <Spaceshot> 1 round/level
16:04 <Mort-> But damage output is pretty shit i  realised
16:11 <Mort-> Unless I'm novaiog
16:16 <Mort-> Novaing
16:28 <tristen> avatar why is pk better than that slaying thing?
16:40 <tristen> two saves to get 3d6 vs one?
16:41 <Mort-> It isn't
16:53 <Spaceshot> you gain +1 competence bonus on ride checks and both you and your mount gain +1 damage to weapons or natural attacks for 1 round per 5feat you moved mounted
16:54 <Mort-> At least it doesn't cost you 4000 gp
17:07 <Spaceshot> so if you move 40ft that round, you gain +8ride and +8damage
17:15 <Spaceshot> for a level 1 spell I think that's sweet
17:26 <Mort-> Let me think
17:27 <Brunius> You should cast Silence on me
17:32 <Brunius> Then I will charge around lopping heads of
17:34 <Brunius> f
17:39 <Mort-> My dcs are really too low to cast for a living
17:44 <Avatar> fuck, I don't need braces of armour if I have mage armour
17:45 <Mort-> If i pked
17:50 <Mort-> The dc is 17
18:08 <Brunius> Damn rite
18:23 <Avatar> there's another 8000gp back in my pocket
18:32 <Mort-> Chances are whatever shit he will save the fort
18:45 <tristen> yeah oskar couldn't make the will save or the fort save
18:51 <Mort-> If i had dcs like 25-26
18:59 <Mort-> Your a fighter ffs
19:04 <Brunius_> Ha
19:09 <Brunius_> My horse has a higher AC than I do
19:09 <Mort-> Khaz might fk up will
19:21 <tristen> nice horsey!
19:24 <Mort-> But probably not fk up fort
19:29 <Mort-> What's your ac
19:32 <tristen> brun you're set to go?
19:39 <Brunius_> Yep
19:45 <Mort-> What's your ac
19:45 <Mort-> Let me think
19:46 <Mort-> !throw 5d4
19:47 <diebot> Mort-, 5d4: [5d4=1,3,3,1,4] 12
19:53 <tristen> !findchar Bairaq11
19:56 <Brunius_> Assuming Ryan factored in the 4th level enhancements when telling me the correct statblock
19:57 <diebot> tristen, Character: Bairaq11, number: ( http://dnd.ballig.net/viewchar.php5?char= )
20:00 <Brunius_> It's not on the site
20:01 <tristen> :(
20:04 <Brunius_> 374
20:10 <Mort-> Ac
20:16 <Brunius_> AC 27
20:19 <Mort-> Lol
20:25 <Brunius_> Horses is 30
20:30 <Mort-> Same as khaz:p
20:35 <Mort-> What's your hp
20:39 <tristen> heheh that's the way you want it
20:39 <Brunius_> 92
20:46 <Mort-> Wtf?
20:54 <Brunius_> Problem?
20:56 <Mort-> I have 118?!
20:56 <Mort-> !throw 1d20+8; throw 1d20+14
20:56 <diebot> Mort-, 1d20+8: [1d20=5] 13; 1d20+14: [] 0
21:01 <Brunius_> What
21:02 <Brunius_> How?
21:08 <Mort-> And I'm not a d
21:12 <Mort-> 10 class
21:13 <Brunius_> What's the HD?
21:14 <tristen> 11 * 11!
21:16 <tristen> XD
21:25 <Mort-> !throw 1d20+14
21:25 <diebot> Mort-, 1d20+14: [1d20=5] 19
21:27 <tristen> minus 3 of course
21:28 <Mort-> D8
21:35 <Mort-> 14 constitution
21:37 <Mort-> Toughness
21:40 <Mort-> Too easy for them not to fk it up
21:45 <Brunius_> Ah, toughness
21:45 <Mort-> Did i count wrong?
21:46 <Mort-> Gah
21:48 <Brunius_> And the higher con
21:50 * Mort- meditates
21:51 <Brunius_> Would account for it
21:57 <Brunius_> I don't think toughness is worth it
22:01 <Brunius> Avatar: What time do we need to show up tomorrow?
22:09 <Brunius_> Avatar swears by it though
22:20 <Avatar> doors open at 10am
22:24 <Avatar> the sooner we get there and we're ready, the sooner we can start
22:33 <Avatar> no later than 11am, but we're rushing to play quickly
22:45 <Avatar> I'm aiming to get there at around 10-10.30 with spaceshot
22:48 <Mort-> Cough out your saves
22:58 <Avatar> tristen's the same I think
23:10 <Mort-> 12 fort 8 reflex 8 will
23:25 <Mort-> If you have less i kick your arse
23:34 <Mort-> Your a pally ><
23:46 <Brunius_> 13
23:46 <Brunius> 10:45 it is
23:49 <Brunius_> 11
23:50 <Brunius_> 12
23:58 <tristen> mort: shouldn't it be
24:00 <Mort-> K
24:03 <tristen> 8 + (10 * 5)
24:07 <tristen> plus con?
24:08 <Mort-> Its still down to direct damage
24:10 <Mort-> Yeah
24:18 <Mort-> Did i count something wrong?
24:19 <Mort-> Which is seriously limited for me
24:20 <tristen> still pretty good
24:26 <Mort-> Every level favoured class
24:29 <Mort-> Is into hp
24:31 <Mort-> Mind you
24:44 <Brunius_> 71+toughness
24:45 <Spaceshot> avatar you haven't finished yet? WTF
24:47 <Mort-> I might try not to use melee to even deal the strikes
24:49 <Brunius_> How much does toughness give you?
24:55 * Mort- growls to herself
25:12 <tristen> 8 + (10 * 5) + (11 * 2) + (11)
25:17 <tristen> whatever that is
25:25 <Brunius_> 71
25:25 <Mort-> 102
25:35 <Mort-> A) stay alive
25:38 <Mort-> Ok way too much hp
25:43 <Brunius_> er, 81
25:46 <Brunius_> plus toughness
25:56 <tristen> actually
25:56 <Mort-> B) kill them
26:00 <tristen> 8 + (10 * 5) + (11 * 2) + (10)
26:00 <Mort-> 91?
26:05 <tristen> 90
26:09 <Mort-> Why the 10
26:12 <tristen> plus toughness
26:13 <Brunius_> Why 19>
26:14 <Mort-> !throw 1d20+12
26:15 <Brunius_> Er
26:15 <diebot> Mort-, 1d20+12: [1d20=18] 30
26:17 <Brunius_> 10?
26:18 <tristen> cos you don't get it at first?
26:20 <Mort-> Won't work really
26:24 <Brunius_> Fairly sure you do
26:27 <Mort-> You gain it
26:27 <tristen> oh!
26:28 <Mort-> Just doesnt argh
26:29 <tristen> ok
26:30 <Mort-> Anyway
26:31 <tristen> so 91
26:37 <Mort-> Oh shit
26:40 <Brunius_> Hmm
26:43 <tristen> i thought it was beyond first...
26:45 <Brunius_> Is it wierd that I collect stationary?
26:45 <Mort-> Now i know why i had that much hp
27:02 <Avatar> bring a spare pencil brunius
27:05 <tristen> brunius: no it's logical
27:08 <Brunius_> I have two spare man
27:25 <Mort-> Yeah ok 91
27:26 <tristen> someone bring a rubber
27:30 <Mort-> Will fix when i 
27:33 <Mort-> Trist
27:40 <Mort-> You said the dirty word
27:48 <Brunius_> I have four tristen
27:48 <Mort-> Who you going to fk up :p
27:59 <Brunius_> That's what we call an eraser, Mort
28:11 <Mort-> You guys know what a rubber is right?
28:18 <Brunius_> American name for a condom
28:20 <Mort-> Dow here its slang for a condom
28:21 <tristen> yes it's an eraser
28:22 <Mort-> Yeah
28:35 <Brunius_> Here it's an eraser though
28:41 <Avatar> nobody calls it an eraser
28:44 <Avatar> what are you, 12
28:46 <tristen> not on my watch!
28:47 <Mort-> So trist you have one rubber and brunius has 4
28:58 <Mort-> That's just totally wrong
29:03 <Mort-> Ok i have 91 h
29:05 <Mort-> Hp
29:10 <Mort-> I need to be more careful
29:17 <tristen> plus toughness whatever that does?
29:25 <tristen> 91 is still heaps
29:28 <Avatar> toughness is 11hp
29:34 <Mort-> Yes
29:38 <tristen> so 102 mort
29:43 <Mort-> Yeah
29:53 <Mort-> I tried to build khaz to tank
30:16 <tristen> your skills must suck a bit
30:46 <Mort-> I have +4 mod to int?
30:55 <Mort-> I see
30:56 <tristen> then again...
31:20 <Mort-> Try to fight more defensively and stack status ailments
31:26 <Mort-> My standard attack sucks
31:40 <tristen> brunius i still couldn't see 374
31:44 <tristen> no matter
31:49 <Avatar> ultimate combat has some armour that doesn't give ASF
31:54 <Brunius_> what
32:00 <Brunius_> oh
32:14 <tristen> bairaq's thingie
32:21 <tristen> but no matter
32:31 <tristen> weapon?
32:32 <Brunius_> it's not on the site
32:38 <Brunius_> greatsword
32:41 <Brunius_> or lance
32:43 <tristen> holy thing of holiness
32:52 <Brunius_> ^
33:02 <tristen> eggselent - take that foul demons
33:14 <tristen> etc...
33:19 * Mort- ponders bless weapon
33:23 <Avatar> I still have 4000gp to spend
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33:30 <Mort-> If i meet an undead thing I'm screwed
33:32 <Mort-> I can fake it like a paladin!
33:36 <Brunius_> me too
33:43 <Brunius_> er
33:52 <tristen> 4k
33:53 <Brunius_> have you sent your char in to ryan?
34:00 <tristen> you better have!
34:00 <Avatar> yeah
34:07 <Avatar> last minute changes here
34:12 <Jaggedsoul> sup
34:16 <Avatar> could just get some pearls of power I guess
34:21 <Avatar> jaggedsoul
34:29 <Avatar> when are you able to play fs3
34:36 <Jaggedsoul> didja get my message earlier avatar?
34:45 <tristen> so the ring of protection doesn't increase a/c, just touch a/c?
34:45 <Avatar> yeah
34:51 <Avatar> I need to know when you can be in
34:57 <Avatar> it increases both
35:00 <tristen> oh ok
35:00 <Jaggedsoul> tomorrow
35:06 <Brunius_> :D
35:08 <Avatar> the amulet and bracers won't increase touch
35:14 <tristen> righto
35:19 <Avatar> we're going to be out saturday/sunday
35:22 <tristen> yeah i'm set
35:27 <Avatar> me, tristen, brunius, spaceshot
35:32 <Jaggedsoul> next week
35:35 <tristen> hey does ddo suck?
35:36 <Brunius> Go us
35:46 <Avatar> no it's sweet
35:47 <Avatar> anytime?
35:49 <Avatar> try it out man
35:53 <Brunius_> it's a bit boring after level 4
35:58 <Jaggedsoul> yes, it's my off
36:02 <Avatar> it's a bit boring if you stop playing it !
36:14 <tristen> lol says zeldaman
36:14 <Avatar> okay sweet
36:19 <Jaggedsoul> next saturday's good
36:20 <Brunius_> you're just grinding after level 4
36:27 <Avatar> I'm still ready for all of you jokers to come into the sewers with me
36:30 <Mort-> !throw 1d20+5
36:31 <diebot> Mort-, 1d20+5: [1d20=11] 16
36:31 <Avatar> no, during the week
36:33 <Avatar> weekdays
36:36 <Avatar> it's not even grinding
36:37 <Mort-> Lol
36:40 <Avatar> saturday and sunday we'll have regular games on
36:44 <Jaggedsoul> hmmm...
37:01 <tristen> must see if it works in wine...
37:06 <Mort-> Here really
37:08 <Jaggedsoul> 4pm my time
37:27 <Mort-> Isnt any point of me trying to play like a caster
37:31 <Avatar> can't do it earlier?
37:43 <Mort-> 18 dc isn't going to fk up anyone
37:46 <Avatar> might struggle to get hydrazine that late
38:20 <Jaggedsoul> if its earlier, I can do it on my break
38:33 <Avatar> ok when is your break
38:52 <Jaggedsoul> its just that I cant guarantee theres an empty seat in the cafe near my workplace
39:02 <Mort-> I need to find my way
39:25 <Jaggedsoul> so I'm not keen on doing that
39:47 <Avatar> what are the chances of it being full
39:55 <Jaggedsoul> I dunno
40:03 <Jaggedsoul> I only went there two times
40:06 <Jaggedsoul> and its 1/2
40:25 <Brunius_> needs more dragons
40:38 <Avatar> ok
40:48 <Avatar> well what time is your break anyway
40:58 <Jaggedsoul> It's flexible
41:05 <Avatar> ok cool
41:15 <Jaggedsoul> I can take it anywhere between 11am-1pm my time
41:23 <Avatar> worst case, might try for a weekend morning
41:35 <Avatar> http://dnd.ballig.net/viewchar.php5?char=375
41:40 <Avatar> can someone have a look and spot any faults
41:45 <Avatar> does anyone know what this means: 
41:49 <Avatar> the headband, it actually gives you your HD in skill ranks for two different skills (you get a skill for each +2 modifier) so you get to choose two extra skills. you don't get to split these up over multiple skills
42:07 <Avatar> this is based on a headband of vast intelligence +4
42:11 <Avatar> including items I should/shouldn't have and should get/get rid of
43:44 <Mort-> That's it. Freedom of movement ftw
43:49 <Jaggedsoul> if you have 4 hd, you get 4 skill ranks for two different skills
43:55 * Mort- packrats
44:17 <Avatar> so if I have 11 HD, I get 11 ranks and have to put them in just 2 skills?
44:29 <Jaggedsoul> if its a headband of vast intelligence +6, you're looking at 4 skill ranks at 3 different skills, using the same example
44:32 <Avatar> 22 ranks I guess
44:44 <Avatar> I am really running out of skills here
45:33 <Jaggedsoul> 11 ranks in just 2 skills
45:57 <Avatar> I already have several skills with a full 11 ranks
46:18 <Avatar> or is it treated as an additional +11 bonus
46:20 <Mort-> Protection from evil doesn't count
46:25 * Mort- growls
46:37 <Avatar> Brunius / Spaceshot / tristen: luke is a bard/dragon disciple
46:45 <Brunius> Interesting
46:50 <Brunius> What's a dragon disciple?
47:11 <Avatar> he has a breath weapon and shit
47:14 <Jaggedsoul> my take is it is +11
47:22 <Jaggedsoul> additional
47:24 <Mort-> A prestige class
47:49 <Avatar> sounds like he's a melee spellcaster
47:59 <Avatar> str 29, 15-20 crit range
48:00 <Brunius> hmmm
48:05 <Mort-> Umd death ward and freedom of movement
48:10 <Avatar> Spaceshot: that means no charging in with silence
49:43 <Ballig> blarglargle
50:06 <Avatar> not you again
52:00 <Ballig> yes! it is I! ba-haha!
52:46 <Mort-> This is going to be ridiculous
52:57 <Mort-> Run into combat umding shit
54:17 <Mort-> And i have time only
54:26 <Mort-> Till it wears out
54:37 <Jaggedsoul> am I dc
54:51 <Jaggedsoul> ok no
55:06 <Mort-> At least the magic vestment thing seems to last fairly long
56:55 <Jaggedsoul> brb
57:08 <Mort-> Bless weapon it is
57:14 <Mort-> What a headache
58:37 <Mort-> I suppose if i wanted to i could even use holy sword
58:44 <Mort-> That's getting a little out of hand though
58:53 <Brunius> What are you making Mort-?
59:33 <Mort-> How to solo cr 12 encounters
59:44 <Mort-> A) stay alive
59:55 <Mort-> B) do damage to them
00:11 <Ballig> technically only A is necessary
00:19 <Mort-> First my ac and saves are half way decent. I have some ability to heal myself
00:29 <Brunius> What are you making mort-
00:34 <Mort-> So a) isn't that hard
00:44 <Mort-> No I'm not making anything
00:55 <Mort-> I'm just using khaz.
01:03 <Mort-> Thinking what scrolls he can get
01:15 <Ballig> who do I have for First Steps 1
01:26 <Ballig> what happened to Phly
01:28 <Mort-> Uh no one atm i think
01:30 <Ballig> wasn't he super stoked to play this
01:40 <Mort-> He rage quit yesterday
01:50 <Mort-> Hydra is asleep i think
02:12 <Mort-> Because we didnt manage to run fs3
02:25 <Mort-> Anyway yes. I'm going to tumble with the mek monster
02:31 <Avatar> I'm here to play it, but uh
02:35 <Avatar> the 3 of us have played
02:55 <Mort-> So first we need to BE PREPARED
02:57 <Brunius> and can't replay unless introducing a new player to the scenario
03:10 <Avatar> is that a rule
03:13 <Ballig> that's not true
03:17 <Ballig> you can replay it as often as you like
03:41 <Mort-> I don't know about that but grul isn't really uh uploaded
03:51 <Mort-> I have him in my gmail box
03:59 <Mort-> And I'm on cell though
04:32 <Ballig> There  is  one  exception  to  these  rules:  All  Tier  1 
04:32 <Ballig> scenarios and Tier 1–2 sanctioned modules are available 
04:32 <Ballig> for unlimited replay with a 1st-level character for credit. 
04:32 <Ballig> The sanctioned modules can also be played with a 2nd-level  character  once  for  credit. 
04:39 <Ballig> there's no mention of having to be introducing a new person to the game
05:02 <Mort-> So I'm sitting around looking at how to dish damage
05:19 <Brunius> Yeah
05:21 <Brunius> Read that
05:24 <Ballig> yes, I read it
05:25 <Brunius> I thought it was different
05:26 <Brunius> My bad
05:28 <Ballig> ha :p
05:28 <Avatar> we can speedrun it if phly isn't going to be here
05:32 <Mort-> I think. If i don't get dispelled I'm good
05:37 <Ballig> how long do you want to wait for Phly to show up
05:43 <Mort-> I will be having a problem in the last part
05:43 <Avatar> 15 
05:45 <Ballig> I'm thinking if he's not here by 7.15, we go without
05:50 <Ballig> Jaggedsoul, you good with that?
05:54 <Ballig> need you here at 7.15 sharp
05:57 <Mort-> If we get there before we get home
05:57 <Ballig> (that's in 10 minutes from now)
06:02 <Jaggedsoul> yeah
06:08 <Mort-> I won't talk much
06:13 <Mort-> Hard on cell lol
06:19 <Avatar> that's a lie
06:22 <Mort-> And next
06:39 Mort- is now known as grull
06:47 Jaggedsoul is now known as Magogg
06:53 grull is now known as Grull
07:13 <Magogg> I dont have Skye
07:18 <Magogg> *Skype
07:19 <Grull> IDENTIFY
07:25 <Grull> Forget skype
09:45 <Magogg> what's the CA address?
11:17 <Ballig> nothing yet, another 5 minutes
11:21 <Grull> I have no ca
11:35 <Grull> Live without it
11:52 <Grull> Forgive me if i foot  ""
12:17 * Avatar removes channel operator status from Avatar
12:43 <Ballig> er
12:46 <Ballig> are you playing, Mort
12:50 <Ballig> we aren't NPCing you
12:55 <Ballig> seriously, this is going to be a fast game if Phly doesn't show up
13:02 <Ballig> and I don't want to have to wait for you in combat
13:08 <Brunius> Ha
13:21 <Avatar> you'd best not kill my aasimar !
13:30 <Brunius> (KILL)
13:35 <Grull> I can play fine
13:41 <Grull> Till the last fight
13:56 <Brunius> At wurk?
14:02 <Grull> Yes
14:08 <Avatar> I think my level 11 char is done
14:13 <Grull> I don't need ca for fs1
14:14 <Avatar> but I'm not very happy with it
14:21 <Avatar> I ended up burning the last 5000gp on an upgrade to the cloak of resistance
14:22 <Brunius> Don't start laughting
14:27 <Grull> Not till last eight
14:28 <Brunius> er
14:29 <Grull> Eight
14:30 <Brunius> laughing
14:31 <Grull> Fight
14:36 <Grull> Btw i am a tank
14:44 <Grull> 19 ac 15 hp 
14:57 <Grull> Feel free to hide behind me
15:00 <Magogg> I'm a death dealer :)
15:03 <Brunius> C'mon Minotaur, hurry up and ship my stuff
15:32 <Grull> Not loaded we
15:34 <Grull> Yet
15:41 <Avatar> apparently my weapon of choice is a sansetsukon
15:45 <Grull> Suggest last fight
15:48 <Brunius> Apparently !
15:54 <Avatar> I don't know what that is
15:58 <Grull> You buff my ac
16:06 <Grull> Then i tank :p
16:13 Tashes has quit (Quit: Leaving)
16:17 <Ballig> all right
16:18 <Grull> Don't have umd on this sigh
16:18 <Ballig> let's go
16:34 Ballig gives voice to Avatar Brunius Grull Magogg
16:48 <Ballig> try not to all-out metagame, but I'm not going to pull you up much
17:18 <Ballig> you've just been inducted into the society and completed your basic training
17:30 <Ballig> you find yourselves in the office of Ambrus Valsin, the venture-captain in charge of daily operations in and around the Grand Lodge
17:46 <Ballig> the chamberlain greets you and curtly motions for you to sit before jumping straight into your assignment
17:53 <Ballig> “All right, Pathfinders! Listen up. I know you are new recruits 
17:54 <Ballig> eager  to  make  names  for  yourselves  in  the  organization,  but 
18:03 <Ballig> first we need to make sure you are up to snuff and won’t get 
18:03 <Ballig> yourself killed out there. I have a number of small assignments 
18:03 <Ballig> for  you  and  your  team,  and  it  would  be  best  if  you  could 
18:03 <Ballig> finish them before the day’s end.
18:03 <Ballig> “Every  day  we  get  some  doe-eyed  hopeful  or 
18:03 <Ballig> some  sniveling  bootlicker  willing  to  do  anything 
18:03 <Ballig> to join up with the Pathfinders. Most of them are 
18:03 <Ballig> good  kids,  but  not  all  of  them  have  the  salt  to 
18:03 <Ballig> make  it  in  a  world  like  this.  It’s  rough  out  there 
18:03 <Ballig> and  I’m  not  just  talking  about  the  ruins,  tombs,
18:15 <Ballig> and  wilderness  Pathfinders  find  themselves 
18:16 <Ballig> in  on  missions.  We’ve  got  people  who  look 
18:16 <Ballig> down  their  noses  at  us,  folks  who  think 
18:16 <Ballig> we  squander  our  resources,  and  agents 
18:16 <Ballig> who want to take everything we have 
18:16 <Ballig> collected. This wealth of knowledge 
18:16 <Ballig> and these items of lore make us the 
18:16 <Ballig> most  powerful  organization  on  the 
18:16 <Ballig> planet.  That  said,  since  we  are  fractured 
18:16 <Ballig> and widespread, it’s difficult for that power
18:29 <Ballig> to  light  on  anything  for  too  long.  For  every  friend  of  the 
18:29 <Ballig> Society, there are two enemies.
18:29 <Ballig> “Your first mission, to test your mettle and loyalties, sends 
18:29 <Ballig> you to meet a few people important to the Society living here 
18:29 <Ballig> in Absalom. These are other venture-captains or close allies of 
18:29 <Ballig> our organization, so follow their orders as you would mine. I’ve
18:36 <Ballig> prepared a list of things I want you to do. They’re not arranged 
18:37 <Ballig> in  any  particular  order  of  importance,  but  I  want  them  all 
18:37 <Ballig> completed as quickly as possible. Only report to me once you 
18:37 <Ballig> complete them all. Included in the envelope you hold in your 
18:37 <Ballig> hands is the list, complete with the name of your contact, and 
18:37 <Ballig> directions to the meeting location.”
18:47 <Avatar> "Understood."
18:49 <Avatar> "Let's go."
18:57 * Magogg moves out
18:58 Avatar is now known as Landruff
19:01 <Landruff> says Landruff
19:08 <Grull> Which one first
19:14 <Landruff> let's go to the docks first
19:16 <Magogg> "Hmp"
19:17 <Grull> Ok
19:19 <Ballig> all right
19:20 <Ballig> you go to the docks
19:32 <Ballig> 121.45.213.146
19:37 <Grull> Ok
19:45 <Grull> I can't ca at work
19:51 <Landruff> whatever
19:53 <Landruff> we go in and search the place
19:54 <Grull> Not too much of an issue
20:11 <Grull> We need to get in first
20:15 <Magogg> Ready my greatsword
20:19 <Grull> Lol
20:20 <Magogg> once we're in
20:23 <Landruff> "we go in" should cover that
20:25 <Grull> Break door?
20:31 <Landruff> weapons drawn, ever ready !
20:32 <Grull> Technically
20:37 * Magogg breaks down door...hard
20:40 <Grull> Lol
20:48 <Landruff> I can't connect
20:50 <Grull> Sunder ftw
20:51 <Ballig> give me colours
20:54 <Landruff> green
20:55 <Grull> :p
21:02 <Ballig> I might have to check my firewall, one sec
21:05 <Grull> Red 19 ac 15 hp
21:19 <Landruff> 10/10 AC16
21:24 <Ballig> connect now
21:27 <Landruff> don't go red
21:30 <Grull> I hope i got the stats right
21:32 <Ballig> you can't be red
21:41 <Grull> Yellow
21:43 <Grull> Then
21:47 <Magogg> brown 17 ac 12 hp
22:06 <Ballig> Brunius?
22:15 <Brunius> What
22:17 <Brunius> I'm not playing
22:23 <Grull> Who is the one with the heals
22:25 <Grull> :p
22:29 <Landruff> what classes do we have?
22:30 <Grull> We will need it later
22:35 <Grull> Ranger
22:38 <Ballig> er
22:39 <Landruff> druid
22:42 <Ballig> didn't you accept the invitation
22:45 <Grull> i don't have my casting yet
22:46 <Grull> Lol
22:48 <Brunius> Might have
22:51 <Brunius> I'll check
22:52 <Grull> So don't ask me
22:53 <Ballig> so how about you tell me you aren't playing
22:54 <Magogg> Fighter
23:00 * Ballig removes voice from Brunius
23:02 <Grull> Scale mail and falcata
23:08 <Ballig> all right
23:10 <Ballig> you're at the dock
23:12 <Grull> Using a metal shield
23:23 <Landruff> we go inside and search
23:23 <Grull> Maggog you big
23:25 <Brunius> Says Maybe there
23:32 <Ballig> actually, you're in the dock district, and you've come to the Pickled Imp
23:33 <Landruff> we need a uh
23:35 <Grull> You bash door?
23:39 <Grull> Lol
23:40 <Grull> K
23:40 <Ballig> This creepy shop contains myriad odds and ends, most bereft 
23:40 <Ballig> of any discernible use. A number of malformed creatures and 
23:40 <Ballig> creature  parts  bob  in  jars  on  a  long,  prominent  shelf,  a  tiny 
23:40 <Ballig> fetal  devil  centered  in  this  macabre  lineup.  The  shopkeeper, 
23:40 <Ballig> a  greasy-haired  Varisian  with  a  thin  mustache,  shouts  from 
23:40 <Ballig> behind the cluttered counter:
23:44 * Magogg breaks down door...hard
23:45 <Ballig> “Ah yes, I see the Pathfinders have arrived. I’m glad Ambrus 
23:45 <Ballig> was  able  to  lend  a  few  of  his  new  recruits  to  help  me.  Please 
23:45 <Ballig> come in and let me tell you what I need.”
23:45 <Ballig> Looking around as if to be absolutely certain no customers 
23:45 <Ballig> are  browsing  the  aisles  of  knock-off  Thuvian  burial  urns  or
23:47 <Landruff> what do you reckon, pregen arcane caster or pregen cleric?
23:51 <Ballig> supposed Azlanti porcelain, he begins again. 
23:53 <Ballig> “Well  met.  I  am  Guaril  Karela.  A  friend  of  mine  has  a 
23:53 <Ballig> warehouse  near  here  and  he  received  a  parcel  on  behalf  of 
23:53 <Ballig> me and some of my associates, but there’s a problem. See, 
23:53 <Ballig> Master  Gelbane  had  to  leave  town  in  a  hurry  and 
23:53 <Ballig> our  shipment  is  still  waiting  at  his  warehouse. 
23:53 <Ballig> Rumor  is  he  ended  up  in  trouble  with  the  law 
23:53 <Ballig> and  the  place  was  seized.  I  heard  tell  from
24:11 <Ballig> someone down at the docks that some creep 
24:11 <Ballig> was  snooping  around  his  warehouse  just  the 
24:11 <Ballig> other  night,  so  I  want  to  make  sure  nothing 
24:11 <Ballig> of mine was taken. He keeps all kinds of things, 
24:18 <Ballig> from  beer  to  nails,  in  that  old  pelican,  but  every 
24:18 <Ballig> now  and  then  he  stores  something  really  special. 
24:18 <Ballig> This is one of those cases.
24:18 <Ballig> “There’s  a  big  crate  marked  with  three 
24:18 <Ballig> crows  arranged  in  a  triangle.  Inside  that 
24:18 <Ballig> crate  is  a  smaller  container  with  a  few 
24:23 <Ballig> books and papers in it. That’s the only parcel 
24:23 <Ballig> I’m interested in, and as far as I’m concerned, 
24:23 <Ballig> you can help yourself to the rest of the crate. 
24:23 <Ballig> Honestly, anything else you want in the place 
24:23 <Ballig> too.  I’m  sure  the  once  things  get  sorted  out,  the  city  will 
24:23 <Ballig> seize most everything else anyway.
24:29 <Ballig> “My associates and I often work with the Pathfinders when 
24:29 <Ballig> it  comes  to  special  relics  and  documents,  getting  them  in 
24:29 <Ballig> and  out  of  ports  and  across  borders  where  the  authorities 
24:29 <Ballig> ask too many questions. Most people don’t realize what they 
24:29 <Ballig> have and frankly many don’t deserve to have it, so sometimes 
24:29 <Ballig> we help take the goods off their hands. If things work out well 
24:33 <Ballig> and you get this done, I’d be glad to talk with you more and 
24:33 <Ballig> help you out with any future endeavors, as long as you help 
24:33 <Ballig> me out too. I’m good at returning favors, trust me.”
24:38 <Ballig> my gods first steps has so many walls of text
24:42 <Landruff> "Okay."
24:43 <Landruff> we go in
24:45 <Ballig> all right
24:47 <Ballig> you head to the pier
24:48 <Landruff> after deciding on uh
24:48 <Grull> We help
24:53 <Landruff> bringing our cleric friend ?
24:56 <Ballig> okay
25:03 <Ballig> Perched  on  the  end  of  a  long  pier  fifteen  feet 
25:03 <Ballig> above  the  water,  the  warehouse  appears  to 
25:03 <Ballig> struggle  against  its  own  roof,  threatening  to 
25:03 <Ballig> sag into the bay below. No light shines from the 
25:03 <Ballig> building’s  windows  and  only  the  movement  of 
25:03 <Ballig> gulls and pelicans stirs the scene.
25:07 <Grull> We help because pathfinders told up help
25:09 <Landruff> quick guys, cleric or sorcerer?
25:13 <Ballig> someone grab the kyra pregen
25:14 <Grull> Cleric
25:15 <Ballig> so you can play her
25:19 <Grull> Not me
25:23 <Grull> I have my hands full
25:29 <Grull> On being on cell
25:29 <Ballig> while you get it, I'll serve my dinner
25:32 <Grull> Lol
25:47 <Magogg> no can do
25:50 <Magogg> slow pc
25:58 <Magogg> Landruff?
26:00 <Grull> We help because pathfinders tell us help
26:11 <Grull> You big orc magogg?
26:11 * Magogg breaks down door...hard
26:16 <Magogg> medium orc
26:31 <Grull> You break door. If you cannot break door. I big orc too
26:37 <Grull> I can help break door.
26:42 <Grull> I tough.
26:47 * Magogg ...then puts it back before shopowner notices.
26:51 <Grull> I have have shield.
26:58 <Magogg> "Hmp"
27:13 <Grull> I wear heavy metal shirt
27:22 <Grull> Is good
27:43 <Ballig> all right
27:48 <Grull> ( i like being dumb for once)
27:55 <Ballig> you're breaking down the door?
28:12 <Ballig> make a strength check
28:15 <Grull> Maggog your weapon bigger then mine
28:30 <Grull> Sunder :p
28:35 <Magogg> !throw 1d20+5 break down door - classic move
28:36 <diebot> Magogg, break down door - classic move: [1d20=20] 25
28:38 <Grull> Hit with great sword
28:42 <Grull> Oh god
28:46 <Landruff> ok i've got the pregen handy
28:49 <Magogg> "Harrrumph!!!!"
28:51 <Ballig> Magogg takes a bit of a run up and barges shoulder-first into the door, it splinters
28:58 <Grull> Maggog big and powerful orc!
29:10 <Grull> Maggog good!
29:12 <Landruff> does the door have a doorknob
29:13 * Magogg takes out greatsword, otherwise known as BFS
29:17 <Ballig> not anymore
29:22 <Grull> Bfs?
29:26 * Magogg grins wickedly
29:32 <Landruff> I guess I wait patiently until the pawns do their work
29:39 <Magogg> Grull, I'm medium human
29:44 * Grull admires maggog
29:48 <Ballig> what are you doing now that you're inside the warehouse
29:54 <Ballig> Darkness fills the warehouse, the ambient light from outside 
29:54 <Ballig> blocked by a filthy, oily film on the structure’s few windows. 
29:54 <Ballig> Darting  illumination  comes  from  light  reflecting  off  the 
29:54 <Ballig> water through a splintered hole in the floor. Throughout the 
29:54 <Ballig> warehouse, crates, boxes, and barrels lean against each other 
29:54 <Ballig> in vaguely sorted stacks. A lingering smell indicates some of 
29:54 <Ballig> the contents are certainly spoiled.
29:54 <Landruff> searching it
29:58 <Grull> You big strong like orc
30:10 <Grull> Move in me first
30:19 <Magogg> search
30:20 <Grull> Btw
30:22 <Magogg> @see
30:23 <diebot> Magogg, perception: [1d20=3] 6
30:36 <Grull> Grull is half orc
30:37 <Ballig> on the southeast corner of the warehouse you see a hole in the floor, with a crate stamped with three crows arranged in a triangle teetering on split planks
30:52 <Grull> @see
30:53 <diebot> Grull, perception: [1d20=3] 9
31:04 <Grull> Me good at spotting things
31:09 <Grull> Most of the time
31:24 <Landruff> "That must be the crate we need."
31:24 <Magogg> "Hmp"
31:33 <Landruff> "How shall we get to it?"
31:33 * Magogg nods
31:36 <Grull> I have hook and rope
31:43 <Grull> Look like plank break
31:43 <Ballig> what do you want to do with it
31:58 <Grull> Tie grappling hook to my rope
32:08 <Grull> Make a cast around the crate
32:08 <Landruff> "How are you going to tie the hook to the crate?"
32:13 <Grull> to pull it out
32:20 <Landruff> "If you get too close, it'll fall in!"
32:22 <Grull> Throw hook?
32:24 <Ballig> Grull: roll a ranged attack
32:30 <Landruff> "Be careful."
32:41 <Grull> !throw 1d20+2
32:41 <diebot> Grull, 1d20+2: [1d20=14] 16
32:54 <Ballig> you throw the rope over a rafter above your head, so the hook can run down next to the crate
32:58 <Ballig> as you do that, you see some dire rats
33:08 * Magogg takes care of dire rats
33:14 <Landruff> "Bollocks."
33:15 <Grull> I help!
33:23 <Landruff> @init
33:24 <diebot> Landruff, init: [1d20=20] 22
33:29 <Landruff> dammit, rolled a 20 out of the dice
33:32 <Ballig> roll initiative
33:32 <Magogg> @init
33:32 <diebot> Magogg, initiative: [1d20=17] 20
33:50 <Grull> !throw 1d20+2 initiative
33:50 <diebot> Grull, initiative: [1d20=12] 14
33:53 <Ballig> Grull: fair warning, if you don't respond quickly enough in combat I will delay your turn
34:02 <Ballig> someone roll kyra's
34:13 <Landruff> !throw 1d20 kyra's init
34:15 <diebot> Landruff, kyra's init: [1d20=7] 7
35:04 <Ballig> what's kyra's hp/ac
35:08 <Grull> I know
35:09 <Grull> Ill try
35:16 <Landruff> 13/13 A14
35:19 <Grull> I already did my macros
35:24 <Landruff> 14 flatfooted too
35:31 <Grull> 20 ft movement
35:34 <Grull> Medium armor
36:06 <Ballig> okay
36:09 <Ballig> Landruff reacts to the threat first
37:04 <Landruff> 3se
37:16 <Landruff> and 2s
37:22 <Landruff> and ready an action to swing at a rat
37:25 <Landruff> when it comes within 5ft range
37:28 <Grull> Move me towards rats
37:35 <Grull> Double move if i must
37:36 <Ballig> what's your movement speed
37:41 <Grull> 20 ft
37:44 <Ballig> not you
37:46 <Ballig> it's not your turn
37:48 <Landruff> mine? 30ft
37:50 <Grull> Lol
37:50 <Ballig> okay
37:57 <Ballig> it's Magogg's turn
38:03 <Landruff> good one mort
38:08 <Magogg> ok
38:13 <Magogg> 4se
38:23 <Ballig> one more southeast is difficult terrain
38:33 <Magogg> 1s
38:42 <Magogg> ready action to attack any perilous rodent in range
38:48 <Ballig> all right
38:53 <Grull> Move me right into rats
38:59 <Grull> Double move if needed
39:07 <Grull> They probably cant hit me
39:22 <Ballig> Landruff: take readied action
39:36 <Landruff> !throw 1d20+2
39:36 <diebot> Landruff, 1d20+2: [1d20=15] 17
39:40 <Landruff> !throw 1d10+2
39:40 <diebot> Landruff, 1d10+2: [1d10=2] 4
40:06 <Ballig> you crush the side of the rat, but he's still going for you
40:07 <Ballig> and he attacks
40:08 <Landruff> mort, jaggedsoul, you can skype up if you want
40:14 <Ballig> !throw 1d20+1
40:14 <diebot> Ballig, 1d20+1: [1d20=12] 13
40:17 <Ballig> but misses
40:23 <Magogg> no skype
40:24 <Grull> Can't skype at work
40:34 <Ballig> the second rat attacks Landruff too
40:35 <Ballig> !throw 1d20+1
40:36 <diebot> Ballig, 1d20+1: [1d20=13] 14
40:38 <Ballig> but misses
40:42 <Ballig> it's Grull's turn
40:52 <Grull> Hit any rat
40:55 <Ballig> what weapon
40:57 <Grull> In range
41:03 <Grull> Falcata
41:09 <Ballig> is that a melee weapon
41:15 <Grull> It is
41:25 <Ballig> you take a 5 foot step and attack rat #2
41:26 <Ballig> roll to hit
41:27 <Grull> Exotic
41:52 <Grull> @1hs
41:52 <diebot> Grull, slash: [1d20=18] 23; dmg: [1d8=2] 6
41:56 <Grull> Lol
42:04 <Ballig> is it bladed
42:07 <Ballig> or bludgeoning
42:09 <Grull> Crit range is 19-20
42:12 <Grull> Slashing
42:19 <Ballig> you cut the rat's head off
42:34 <Ballig> rat 3 attacks Kyra
42:37 <Ballig> !throw 1d20+1
42:37 <diebot> Ballig, 1d20+1: [1d20=1] 2
42:39 <Ballig> but misses
42:40 <Ballig> it's Kyra's turn
42:41 * Grull is satisfied
43:08 <Magogg> 5ft step Kyra to P6
43:18 <Magogg> then attack
43:23 <Ballig> roll her attack
43:33 <Magogg> !throw 1d20
43:37 <diebot> Magogg, 1d20: [1d20=2] 2
43:39 <Ballig> it misses
43:46 <Ballig> it's Magogg's turn
43:49 <Magogg> charge 3
43:59 <Ballig> no line of effect
44:03 <Ballig> oh, nevermind
44:03 <Ballig> #3
44:08 <Ballig> roll to hit
44:21 <Magogg> !throw 1d20+12 kill
44:21 <diebot> Magogg, kill: [1d20=17] 29
44:27 <Ballig> you hit
44:35 <Magogg> @dmg
44:36 <diebot> Magogg, melee damage: [1d10=4] 11
44:36 <Ballig> how do you get +12 at level 1
44:46 <Magogg> +5 attack
44:48 <Grull> Pa 
44:53 <Magogg> +5 str
44:55 <Grull> Strength
44:58 <Ballig> +5 attack from where?
45:02 <Grull> How +5?
45:09 <Magogg> +1 weapon focus +1 mw +1 bab
45:15 <Magogg> +2 charge +2 flanking
45:31 <Ballig> mention the flanking first next time :p
45:38 <Ballig> what weapon do you use?
45:41 <Magogg> ok
45:41 Brunius has quit (Quit: Brunius: Master of all he surveys)
45:44 <Magogg> greatsword
45:55 <Ballig> you bring the greatsword down in an arc at the end of your charge and cleave the rat in two
46:01 <Ballig> it's Landruff's turn
46:09 * Magogg more satisfied than Grull
46:26 <Landruff> attack again
46:28 <Landruff> @melee
46:28 <diebot> Landruff, sansetsukon: [1d20=11] 13; dmg: [1d10=1] 3
46:35 * Grull thinks maggog strong like orc!
46:39 <Ballig> the rat dodges your attack
46:42 <Ballig> and attacks you
46:45 <Ballig> !throw 1d20+1
46:45 <diebot> Ballig, 1d20+1: [1d20=3] 4
46:46 <Ballig> but misses
46:48 <Ballig> it's Grull's turn
46:58 <Grull> I hit rat on kyra
47:03 <Ballig> no you don't
47:04 <Ballig> there's one left
47:08 <Grull> Ah
47:15 <Grull> Hit that one
47:17 * Magogg looks at Grull to see how he wil deal with the last enemy
47:18 <Ballig> roll to hit
47:27 <Grull> @1hs
47:30 <diebot> Grull, slash: [1d20=15] 20; dmg: [1d8=8] 12
47:35 <Grull> See?
47:44 <Grull> Grull strong
47:48 <Ballig> you thrust your blade through the rat's eye
47:51 * Magogg nods
48:05 <Ballig> Grull continues with her(his?) plan to thread the hook through the handle of the crate
48:06 <Landruff> where's that rope
48:07 <Ballig> and lifts it off the planks
48:11 <Grull> Yeah
48:12 <Ballig> they fall into the water with a splash once the crate is lifted
48:15 * Magogg moves toward Grull
48:20 <Ballig> what do you do now, you have the crate in the air above the water
48:23 <Grull> I can strength check
48:28 <Magogg> helps him to pull the crate
48:36 <Ballig> the crate is still in the middle of the hole
48:43 <Grull> Im
48:54 <Magogg> pull
49:00 <Magogg> "Pull!"
49:02 <Ballig> so that the crate is against the rafter on the roof?
49:07 <Landruff> I look around the roof for something long enough to give the crate a bit of swing
49:15 <Grull> Hm
49:16 <Landruff> the room
49:18 <Landruff> not the roof
49:22 <Grull> Got boat around?
49:23 <Ballig> you see a chain pulley running along the rafter
49:32 <Grull> Cool!
49:53 <Grull> Landruff smart!
49:57 <Grull> Use pulley
50:17 <Landruff> yeah we pull the chain along
50:20 <Grull> Maybe one of us should get boat too
50:21 <Landruff> or swing the rope
50:30 <Grull> In case anything drop
50:32 <Ballig> Landruff swings the rope until there is enough momentum on the crate that you can all grab it
50:33 <Ballig> and pull it to safety
50:43 <Landruff> did we search the room for other gear
50:50 <Ballig> The   rescued  crate  holds  a  smaller  mahogany 
50:51 <Ballig> box inside,  which contains  five books  and  a few  loose sheets  
50:51 <Ballig> of   paper  in   a  leather  folder.   The   titles  and   subjects   seem 
50:51 <Ballig> completely   unrelated  to   each   other:   Practical  Thaumaturgy 
50:51 <Ballig> In  Accordance  with  Creation ,   Geographic  Anomalies  of  the 
50:51 <Ballig> Inner Sea ,  Under Kaer Maga: A Trial and Travel,  Physiology of 
50:51 <Ballig> Dragons: An Illustrated Reference ,   Lost Sarusan.   
50:52 <Grull> Landruff like monkey!
50:56 <Ballig> The   crate  also   contains   10   sets   of   masterwork  thieves’ 
50:56 <Ballig> tools,  three flasks of  alchemist’s fire,  a flask of  acid, a dozen  
50:56 <Ballig> jars   of   various  inks,  a  footprint   book*,   adamantine  weapon 
50:56 <Ballig> blanch*,   three  bags   of   powder*,   a  deck  of   marked  cards*, 
50:56 <Ballig> and   two   sets   of   average  loaded   dice*.  (Items   marked  with 
50:56 <Ballig> an asterisk may be found  in  the  Advanced Player’s Guide .)
50:58 <Magogg> take 20 to search room
51:03 <Landruff> I'm not like a monkey
51:08 <Ballig> there's nothing left
51:19 <Ballig> what do you do with the goods
51:32 <Grull> Take it all
51:33 <Magogg> we take it
51:35 <Ballig> where
51:58 <Grull> Hm
52:01 <Landruff> we take it back to the dood
52:07 <Magogg> yes
52:09 <Grull> Just realised my mistake
52:09 <Landruff> except for the gear that we want to keep
52:12 <Ballig> okay, you take the books back to Guaril in the docks district
52:13 <Landruff> we're keeping that 
52:16 <Ballig> he says you can keep the rest of the crap
52:21 <Grull> I should be wielding a long sword
52:21 <Ballig> what next
52:26 <Landruff> let's go to the cheliax chick
52:29 <Grull> Falcata is not orc only
52:29 <Landruff> zarta
52:31 <Grull> Ok
52:55 <Magogg> ok
53:03 <Grull> I got the wrong weapon mistook falchion for falcata
53:19 <Landruff> which one do you have
53:47 <Grull> I need 1hs
53:55 <Grull> So leave it as long sword
54:04 <Grull> Best i can come up with for non
54:05 <Grull> Now
54:31 <Grull> Im
54:33 <Magogg> falchion is orc
54:34 <Grull> Nah
54:37 <Grull> Battle axe
54:38 <Magogg> 2d4
54:45 <Grull> I was looking at falcata
54:49 <Magogg> 18-20/crit x2
54:53 <Ballig> you arrive at Paracountess Zarta Dralnee's townhouse in the Ivy District
54:53 <Landruff> what is 1hs
54:58 <Grull> Make it battle axe for grull
55:04 <Grull> One handed slashing weapon
55:04 <Ballig> you come upon a magnificent gothic structure three storeys in height
55:15 <Landruff> we ring the doorbell
55:19 <Landruff> chime thingy
55:20 <Ballig> the ebon laquered double doors wrought with gleaming silver fixtures greet you, a prickly brass cone hanging from a chain serving as the door chime
55:57 <Ballig> moments after ringing the chime, a servant in loose casual attire opens the door, greeting you as if expected
56:09 <Landruff> as he opens the door I check the rooves
56:11 <Ballig> he leads you through well-appointed sitting rooms, ballrooms, and a grand stairway granting a view of an elaborate study
56:12 <Landruff> in case we're about to be ambushed
56:22 <Ballig> you finally arrive on the third floor of the house, at the door of Zarta's personal study, which lies beyond her bedroom
56:27 * Magogg follows suit
56:29 <Landruff> like any solid pathfinder would do
56:37 <Ballig> the servant kn ocks on the door and announces his presence, and opens the darkly stained wooden door
56:44 * Grull laughs at scardey landruff
56:51 <Ballig> a large intricate carpet dominates the marble floor in this sitting room
56:53 <Grull> Me big orc
56:58 <Grull> No scared
57:08 <Ballig> a chaise sits along the north wall and a desk spans the southeast corner, its chair positioned with its back to the southwest corner of the room
57:11 <Landruff> you're not an orc
57:15 <Ballig> three comfortable chairs are positioned around a small, low ciruclar table
57:20 <Grull> Half orc
57:22 <Ballig> “Aldor,  you  are  dismissed.  Close  the  door  behind  you  and 
57:22 <Ballig> attend to your other tasks.” She then turns her attention to the 
57:22 <Ballig> group. “It’s always so incredibly adorable when I see a fresh-faced batch of Pathfinders. I mean, look at you scrumptious 
57:22 <Ballig> little  teacakes.  I  could  eat  each  and  every  one  of  you  up. 
57:22 <Ballig> Well,  maybe  not  you.”  Zarta  points.  “I  assume  this  isn’t  a 
57:22 <Ballig> pleasure visit since most of you are terribly overdressed for 
57:22 <Ballig> that manner of occasion, so that must mean you are here for
57:26 <Ballig> that trinket Valsin has been nagging me about. Seems I can’t 
57:26 <Ballig> get  that  man  around  these  parts  anymore,”  she  gestures, 
57:26 <Ballig> sliding  her  hand  down  her  body  and  widening  the  gesture 
57:26 <Ballig> to  sweep  out  and  across  the  room  as  if  her  home  were  a 
57:26 <Ballig> secondary thought. “On the good side, he always sends me 
57:26 <Ballig> all the precious new recruits.
57:26 <Grull> I think of myself as one
57:31 <Ballig>  “Many  think  we  in  Cheliax  serve  and  worship  devils,  but 
57:31 <Ballig> that  couldn’t  be  further  from  the  truth.  In  fact,  we  use  the 
57:31 <Ballig> creatures  for  their  power.  They  serve  us  and  we  sculpt  their
57:37 <Ballig> power  in  our  own  interests.  The  world  must  come  to  terms 
57:37 <Ballig> with the order of things. People need to know their place and 
57:37 <Ballig> operate accordingly. It is the only way to make order from this 
57:37 <Ballig> world. Too many people stretch too far beyond their station, 
57:37 <Ballig> making waves and eroding the true order.”
57:59 <Magogg> "Eat me"
58:03 <Landruff> "So where's the trinket?"
58:15 <Ballig> "It's in my bedroom." she smiles
58:18 <Grull> Got shiny thing?
58:24 <Grull> Bed nice?
58:25 * Magogg casts a lustful glance at Zarta
58:27 <Grull> Me like bed
58:32 <Ballig> "If you want it, you might need this."
58:34 <Landruff> I open the door, slowly
58:35 <Landruff> checking the roof for an ambush
58:40 <Ballig> she hands you a silver dagger
58:46 <Grull> You bad to lady
58:56 <Landruff> and I walk in
59:04 <Grull> Maggog rude!
59:09 <Ballig> you see the box at
59:15 <Ballig> !rng northeast northwest southwest southeast
59:15 <diebot> Ballig, northeast
59:20 <Ballig> in the northeast corner of the bedroom
59:24 <Grull> Leap for it!
59:32 <Ballig> it disappears for a second, and then it is thrown across to the mirror in the southwest before crashing against the wall
59:48 <Grull> Leap and grab the box
59:51 <Ballig> you miss it
59:52 <Landruff> "Get up, you fool. Look what you've done."
59:53 <Grull> Where it shows up
59:58 <Magogg> I grab the bedsheet
59:58 <Ballig> it's far too far away for you to leap and grab it
59:58 <Landruff> "Stop throwing it around the room!"
00:00 <Landruff> I say to Grull
00:05 <Grull> Me get box!
00:12 <Grull> Me see shiny box
00:15 <Ballig> Magogg has a bedsheet
00:16 <Magogg> "Landroff"
00:19 <Ballig> Grull tries to grab the box
00:22 <Ballig> it disappears before he gets there
00:22 <Grull> Me told to get box!
00:28 <Magogg> "Hold the other end"
00:37 <Ballig> it is then thrown with force against the north side of the room
00:39 <Landruff> "Yes, GET it, don't THROW it around the room. Now where did it go?"
00:43 <Magogg> "Let's try to capture...whatever it is."
00:58 <Magogg> "You with me?"
01:00 * Grull looks puzzled and sad
01:07 <Grull> Box there!
01:10 <Landruff> "We're not capturing Grull, we're just here for the box."
01:14 <Grull> Get box!
01:26 <Landruff> "GENTLY, Grull."
01:30 <Grull> Need help?
01:38 <Ballig> the box disappears as Grull tries to get the box
01:42 <Ballig> and is thrown violently against the south side of the room
01:52 * Landruff shakes his head and walks over to the box
01:53 <Ballig> it looks dented and scratched, but not like it is going to open any time soon
01:54 <Grull> Me no like box
02:05 <Ballig> the box disappears before Landruff gets to it
02:11 <Landruff> I put my hand where it was
02:14 <Ballig> it's then thrown against the southeast corner
02:24 <Landruff> "There's something else here?"
02:25 <Grull> That not work. We need plan
02:27 <Ballig> !rng D9 E9 E8 B9
02:27 <diebot> Ballig, E9
02:28 <Magogg> Magogg readies bedsheet to try and capture box
02:30 * Landruff draws his weapon
02:30 <Grull> Is box magic?
02:33 <Ballig> you touch air
03:02 <Landruff> I cast detect magic NE
03:07 <Grull> Anyone can smell magic?
03:08 <Magogg> "Anything useful you have Kyra?"
03:19 <Grull> Tell me where i jump get box!
03:26 <Grull> You stand corner
03:29 <Ballig> you don't see any magic
03:37 <Grull> Can smell whole room?
03:43 <Ballig> the box disappears
03:46 <Landruff> "It's not magic."
03:50 <Grull> Hm
03:51 <Ballig> and is thrown violently against the west corner
04:17 <Grull> The box magic no?
04:19 <Landruff> "Does anyone have anything that'll help us see invisibility?"
04:29 * Magogg shrugs
04:38 <Grull> Got white thing. But will only show
04:53 <Landruff> "What white thing?"
04:53 <Grull> When whatever it is walk on
04:57 <Grull> Powder
05:05 <Landruff> "Yes, use that"
05:05 <Magogg> who has silver dagger?
05:07 <Grull> Maybe bed sheet better. 
05:10 <Magogg> "who has silver dagger?"
05:16 <Grull> No see how to fight
05:21 <Landruff> I take out my sling
05:37 <Landruff> "Quickly!"
05:45 <Grull> Do what?
05:49 <Landruff> "Use the powder!"
05:54 <Grull> Where?
06:05 <Magogg> Ballig, who did Zarta hand the dagger?
06:09 <Landruff> "Use it near the box."
06:13 <Ballig> !rng Magogg Grull Landruff kyra
06:13 <diebot> Ballig, Grull
06:15 <Ballig> to Grull
06:20 <Grull> Oh dear
06:35 <Grull> I pour powder
06:37 <Magogg> Magogg goes to Grull to get the dagger
06:45 <Grull> On the place the box was on
06:48 <Ballig> Maggog has the dagger
06:49 <Grull> I hand over dagger
06:54 <Landruff> I ready an action to fire the sling at the next spot it vanishes
07:01 <Magogg> "Hey!"
07:03 <Ballig> Grull: need a grid reference from you
07:05 <Ballig> or your proxy
07:11 <Grull> I can't see
07:20 <Grull> Get someone to do this
07:21 <Magogg> "You know that this can hurt you right?"
07:23 <Grull> For me
07:30 * Magogg waves the dagger
07:43 <Magogg> "You recognize this?"
07:49 <Magogg> "Its your master's"
08:10 <Magogg> "Hand over the box, or else."
08:21 <Grull> Me tries to spot things
08:25 <Ballig> Grull: make a ranged attack
08:41 <Grull> !throw 1d20+2
08:41 <diebot> Grull, 1d20+2: [1d20=15] 17
08:53 <Ballig> as soon as the box disappears, you throw powder over where it was
08:57 <Ballig> and an imp is outlined
09:07 <Grull> Stab with dagger!
09:12 <Magogg> I stab it
09:16 <Grull> Charge that sorry thing
09:37 <Ballig> roll initiative
09:38 <Ballig> if you're attacking it
09:41 <Landruff> @init
09:41 <Magogg> @init
09:41 <diebot> Landruff, init: [1d20=7] 9
09:42 <diebot> Magogg, initiative: [1d20=1] 4
09:45 <Landruff> !throw 1d20 kyra's init
09:45 <diebot> Landruff, kyra's init: [1d20=1] 1
09:49 <Grull> !init
10:04 <Grull> @init
10:04 <diebot> Grull, 1d20+2: [1d20=15] 17
11:08 <Grull> !1hs
11:19 <Ballig> okay
11:21 <Ballig> Grull reacts first
11:23 <Grull> @1hs
11:23 <diebot> Grull, slash: [1d20=7] 12; dmg: [1d8=7] 11
11:30 <Ballig> you swing your weapon and miss
11:32 <Ballig> movement remains
11:47 <Landruff> "Move!"
11:48 <Grull> Stand where i am
11:51 <Grull> Why?
11:54 <Ballig> you 5 foot step away
11:56 <Ballig> it's Landruff's turn
12:00 <Grull> Ok
12:05 <Landruff> I switch weapons to melee
12:09 <Landruff> 5ft step to Grull's old square
12:11 <Landruff> and attack
12:17 <Ballig> roll to hit
12:18 <Landruff> @melee
12:18 <diebot> Landruff, sansetsukon: [1d20=6] 8; dmg: [1d10=1] 3
12:24 <Ballig> you swing and miss
12:25 <Grull> Didn't know i was in the way
12:33 <Landruff> now you know 
12:41 <Grull> I have no ca
13:33 <Magogg> whos next?
13:50 <Grull> Might be imp
13:52 <Ballig> the imp changes into a giant spider
13:54 <Ballig> and moves away
14:02 <Grull> Interesting
14:03 <Ballig> Landruff, Grull - AOOs
14:10 <Landruff> @melee
14:11 <diebot> Landruff, sansetsukon: [1d20=13] 15; dmg: [1d10=6] 8
14:21 <Grull> @1hs
14:21 <diebot> Grull, slash: [1d20=13] 18; dmg: [1d8=5] 9
14:35 <Grull> Btw my favoured enemy is humans
14:39 <Grull> Just so you Joem
14:40 <Grull> Know
14:41 <Ballig> grull hits it
14:51 <Grull> How does it look?
14:53 <Ballig> what weapon?
15:01 <Grull> Normal weapon
15:02 <Landruff> it looks like a spider
15:04 <Ballig> you do some damage to it
15:05 <Grull> Nothing special
15:09 <Grull> K
15:16 <Ballig> it's Magogg's turn
15:23 <Magogg> can I charge?
15:49 <Magogg> charge with dagger
15:57 <Ballig> not around that corner
16:04 <Magogg> if not then 3w
16:06 <Magogg> 1nw
16:13 <Magogg> attack with silver dagger
16:16 <Ballig> roll to hit
16:26 <Magogg> !throw 1d20+6 silver dagger
16:26 <diebot> Magogg, silver dagger: [1d20=12] 18
16:31 <Ballig> you hit
16:32 <Ballig> roll damage
16:45 <Magogg> 1d4?
16:49 <Ballig> yeah
16:54 <Grull> With
16:58 <Grull> Strength bonus
17:07 <Grull> I know your strength is decent
17:16 <Magogg> !throw 1d4+7 (I'm holding it twohanded, sorry force of habit)
17:17 <diebot> Magogg, (I'm holding it twohanded, sorry force of habit): [1d4=3] 10
17:27 <Grull> Probably you will do 1d4+3?
17:41 <Magogg> str 20
17:49 <Grull> Lol can you 2 hand a dagger,h
17:50 <Ballig> the dagger sears the imp's flesh as you put it through his shoulder
17:51 <Ballig> it's Kyra's turn
18:08 <Magogg> "Jes give the box"
18:13 <Ballig> Grull: think holding it in two hands as you bring it down on someone's head
18:19 <Landruff> kyra delays
18:19 <Ballig> Kyra delays
18:20 <Ballig> it's Grull's turn
18:22 <Grull> Lol
18:25 <Grull> Hit imp
18:32 <Ballig> roll to hit
18:37 <Grull> @1hs
18:37 <diebot> Grull, slash: [1d20=6] 11; dmg: [1d8=1] 5
18:40 <Ballig> you swing and miss
18:43 <Ballig> it's Landruff's turn
19:37 <Landruff> I move onto the bed
19:41 <Landruff> and attack
19:51 <Ballig> as you move past Grull, the imp tries to sting you
19:52 <Ballig> !throw 1d28+8
19:52 <diebot> Ballig, 1d28+8: [1d28=18] 26
19:55 <Ballig> ignore that
19:58 <Ballig> !throw 1d20+8
19:58 <diebot> Ballig, 1d20+8: [1d20=6] 14
20:00 <Ballig> but misses
20:02 <Landruff> miss :)
20:04 <Landruff> @melee
20:04 <diebot> Landruff, sansetsukon: [1d20=7] 9; dmg: [1d10=9] 11
20:08 <Ballig> you swing and miss
20:16 <Ballig> the imp is not happy with Magogg
20:18 <Grull> My ac is up the roof
20:19 <Ballig> it tries to sting him
20:19 <Ballig> !throw 1d20+8
20:20 <diebot> Ballig, 1d20+8: [1d20=15] 23
20:26 <Ballig> !throw 1d4
20:26 <diebot> Ballig, 1d4: [1d4=1] 1
20:30 <Grull> That would hit
20:33 <Ballig> Magogg: fortitude save
20:37 <Grull> Fortitude save?
20:38 <Magogg> ok
20:42 <Grull> Haha
20:54 <Magogg> !throw 1d20+4
20:54 <diebot> Magogg, 1d20+4: [1d20=3] 7
21:00 <Magogg> sheesh
21:01 <Grull> I haven't spent all day tumbling with  devils without learning something
21:10 <Grull> Your going to get mildly screwed
21:14 <Ballig> !throw 1d2
21:14 <diebot> Ballig, 1d2: [1d2=1] 1
21:14 <Grull> I think
21:15 <Ballig> Magogg takes 1 dex damage
21:21 <Grull> Heh
21:21 <Ballig> it's Magogg's turn
21:23 <Ballig> Magogg: fortitude save
21:28 <Grull> Stab him!
21:40 <Magogg> !throw 1d20+4 fort
21:40 <diebot> Magogg, fort: [1d20=19] 23
21:46 <Ballig> you feel a little better
21:48 <Ballig> it's your turn
21:54 <Grull> Stab him!
21:58 <Magogg> stab two-handed with dagger
22:14 <Magogg> !throw 1d20+6 silver dagger
22:15 * Grull gives a blood curdling war cry
22:15 <diebot> Magogg, silver dagger: [1d20=14] 20
22:18 <Ballig> you hit him
22:22 <Grull> I'm half orc
22:25 <Magogg> !throw 1d4+7 (I'm holding it twohanded, sorry force of habit)
22:25 <diebot> Magogg, (I'm holding it twohanded, sorry force of habit): [1d4=1] 8
22:34 <Ballig> he curses you in infernal as he disappears back to his home plane
22:44 <Magogg> "Hmp"
22:47 <Landruff> I scoop up the box!
22:49 * Grull cheers maggog!
22:51 <Ballig> you grab the box
22:53 <Ballig> what do you do wit hit
22:59 <Landruff> taking it out of here
23:08 <Ballig> okay
23:08 <Ballig> where to
23:09 * Magogg moves out
23:42 <Landruff> let's take it back to the grand lodge
23:46 <Magogg> Do I still have dex damage?
23:49 <Ballig> Magogg: yes
23:57 <Ballig> you take the box back to the grand lodge and they are pleased to see it
23:58 <Ballig> what do you do next?
23:59 <Grull> Lol
24:00 <Magogg> "Kyra, can you heal me?"
24:06 <Landruff> let's go to the vault
24:06 <Ballig> "Sorry, that is beyond my abilities."
24:19 <Magogg> "I feel a bit off from that infernal imp's sting
24:21 <Magogg> "
24:33 <Magogg> "ok"
24:43 <Ballig> you make your way to the rich estate of Grand Councilchamber Dremdhet Salhar
24:51 <Ballig> and are greeted by a guard who is expecting you as you reach the tall, wrought-iron gate
25:20 <Ballig> once inside a servant tells the group Salhar is not present, called away on important Council business, but his most trusted advisor is able to negotiate any business you may require
25:32 <Ballig> the esrvant explains this while leading you down well-decorated hallways, past expansive rooms
25:36 <Landruff> "We're from the Pathfinder Society."
25:38 <Ballig> after a few minutes you arrive at a simple study near the end of a long hallway
25:51 <Ballig> inside, a tan-skinned old man sits behind a desk flipping through pages of a large tome
25:57 <Ballig> scraps of paper jut from the book marking over two dozen different places
26:06 <Grull> Good sir. We come to help.
26:13 <Ballig> as you approach the open door, the wise sage silently gestures you into the study with one thin hand while closing the tome with the other after finishing what he was reading
26:18 <Grull> We come for map
26:20 <Ballig> “Good day to you, Pathfinders. I am Amenopheus, the Sapphire 
26:21 <Ballig> Sage,  advisor  to  Master  Salhar.  I  understand  you  were  sent 
26:21 <Ballig> here  to  discuss  archaeological  permissions.  Knowing  this  was 
26:21 <Ballig> coming,  I  spoke  with  Master  Salhar  at  length  on  the  subject 
26:21 <Ballig> and have this to say. 
26:30 <Ballig> “Since Osirion was reopened to exploration a decade ago, 
26:31 <Ballig> adventurers,  historians,  and  treasure-seekers  flock  to  my 
26:31 <Ballig> country  by  the  hundreds,  perhaps  thousands.  While  most 
26:31 <Ballig> families with ancestral burial vaults maintain guards and keep 
26:31 <Ballig> their sites out of the hands of casual thieves, not all families 
26:31 <Ballig> have  the  wealth  or  power  to  restrict  everyone,  and  as  we  all 
26:31 <Ballig> know,  not  every  defense  is  perfectly  secure.  Unscrupulous
26:36 <Ballig> tomb  robbers  and  maligned  merchant  organizations  cause 
26:36 <Ballig> Osirion  to  bleed  relics  into  the  Inner  Sea—something  the 
26:36 <Ballig> descendents  of  Ancient  Osirion  cannot  afford.  We  Osiriani 
26:36 <Ballig> have thousands of years of rich history coursing through our 
26:36 <Ballig> veins,  and  while  that  power  has  been  out  of  focus  in  recent 
26:41 <Ballig> years, we are content to wait, knowing our enemies will wear 
26:41 <Ballig> themselves down. As they fall into arrogance, folly, or greed, 
26:41 <Ballig> we wait for our return to power, knowing we bear the riches of 
26:41 <Ballig> our ancestors at our feet.
26:46 <Ballig> “Master  Salhar  remains  impressed  by  the  Pathfinder 
26:46 <Ballig> Society,  orating  in  their  favor  a  handful  of  times  in  front 
26:46 <Ballig> of  Absalom’s  Grand  Council,  in  fact.  Due  to  previous 
26:46 <Ballig> relationships  between  him  and  the  Society,  Master  Salhar 
26:46 <Ballig> has agreed to grant permission to the Pathfinder Society to 
26:46 <Ballig> explore  his  family’s  vaults  below  Sothis.  The  only  thing  he 
26:52 <Ballig> requires  is  that  you  retrieve  the  map  of  the  vaults  from  his 
26:53 <Ballig> own  vault  here.  The  servant  will  lead  you  to  the  basement 
26:53 <Ballig> and show you the room.”
26:53 <Ballig> The Sapphire Sage’s eyes twinkle as he smirks knowingly, 
26:53 <Ballig> then  he  turns  back  to  reading  his  book  as  though  he  had 
26:53 <Ballig> never been disturbed.
27:06 <Landruff> "Let's get that map."
27:09 <Grull> Maggog
27:13 <Ballig> you leave his study and the servant brings you back through the spacious estate
27:16 <Magogg> "Let's go and be done with this."
27:18 <Grull> Ok we go in
27:27 <Ballig> leading you down sturdy stone steps into the cool basement, down a hallway, after a couple turns, you end up at a plain wooden door
27:28 <Grull> I am good at finding things!
27:37 <Ballig> the servant opens the door gesturing into the room with a bow, and waits silently for you to enter
27:45 <Grull> I run in!
27:49 <Landruff> we do
27:51 <Ballig> A  plain  stone  room  contains  three  chests:  a  copper-banded 
27:51 <Ballig> chest of smooth, dark wood; a red lacquered chest; and what 
27:51 <Ballig> looks to be a cube of solid steel. Behind the chests sits a low 
27:51 <Ballig> table holding a clear glass jar half full of liquid and a covered 
27:51 <Ballig> wicker basket.
27:57 <Ballig> as you enter the door behind you closes and locks
28:09 * Grull sniffs the clear glass
28:12 <Grull> Of liquid
28:23 <Grull> @see
28:24 <Ballig> it smells acrid
28:24 <diebot> Grull, perception: [1d20=5] 11
28:37 <Grull> Me think liquid no good.
28:40 <Grull> No touch.
28:43 <Landruff> I search the room
28:56 <Magogg> "Hmp"
29:01 <Grull> Me looks at wicker basket
29:08 <Ballig> you see a wicker basket, glass jar, copper-banded chest, red lacquered chest and a steel chest
29:17 * Magogg stands aside
29:24 <Landruff> what's in the glass jar
29:26 <Grull> Maybe maggog got something to open basket from far?
29:35 <Grull> You no touch glass jar
29:38 <Ballig> clear liquid and a jeweled brass key
29:41 <Grull> Liquid smell bad
29:45 <Grull> Not good.
29:47 <Landruff> I pour the liquid into the wicker basket
29:54 <Grull> Lol
30:15 <Grull> (That's hilarious)
30:25 <Ballig> !throw 1d6
30:26 <diebot> Ballig, 1d6: [1d6=1] 1
30:32 <Ballig> you hear a hissing sound from the wicker basket
30:39 <Ballig> the key falls out of the jar
30:41 <Landruff> "Okay, something's in there."
30:42 <Grull> (Oh the shit we do))
31:03 <Grull> Maggog maybe you have something long?
31:08 <Grull> To open basket?
31:24 <Landruff> I pick up the wicker basket and tip it over
31:29 <Ballig> a viper comes out
31:31 <Ballig> roll initiative
31:31 <Magogg> "Nah"
31:35 <Landruff> @init
31:35 <diebot> Landruff, init: [1d20=11] 13
31:49 <Grull> @init
31:49 <diebot> Grull, 1d20+2: [1d20=20] 22
31:54 <Landruff> !throw 1d20 kyra's init
31:54 <diebot> Landruff, kyra's init: [1d20=14] 14
31:55 <Magogg> @init
31:55 <diebot> Magogg, initiative: [1d20=11] 14
32:05 <Grull> Attack the viperviper
32:43 <Ballig> Grull's turn
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32:55 <Grull> @1hs
32:56 <diebot> Grull, slash: [1d20=4] 9; dmg: [1d8=3] 7
33:03 <Ballig> you swing and miss
33:04 <Grull> Missed an end turn
33:08 <Ballig> the viper attacks Landruff
33:13 <Ballig> !throw 1d20+5
33:13 <diebot> Ballig, 1d20+5: [1d20=10] 15
33:25 <Ballig> striking him on the hand
33:28 <Ballig> !throw 1d2-2
33:28 <diebot> Ballig, 1d2-2: [1d2=1] -1
33:32 <Ballig> dealing 1 non-lethal damage
33:39 <Ballig> Landruff: fort save
33:40 <Grull> Save time 
33:44 <Grull> :d
33:49 <Grull> Nub :p
33:52 <Landruff> !throw 1d20+4 fort
33:52 <diebot> Landruff, fort: [1d20=7] 11
33:58 <Ballig> you feel momentarily queasy
34:02 <Ballig> it's Magogg's turn
34:13 <Magogg> get on top of table
34:14 <Grull> Me no like snake
34:23 <Magogg> then attack
34:26 <Ballig> roll to hit
34:28 <Ballig> +1 for higher ground
34:31 <Grull> Only good snake is snake fillet
34:36 <Magogg> !throw 1d20+9 bfs
34:37 <diebot> Magogg, bfs: [1d20=18] 27
34:41 <Grull> Damn shouldn't say that
34:41 <Ballig> you hit, roll damage
34:43 <Magogg> @dmg
34:44 <diebot> Magogg, melee damage: [1d10=1] 8
34:51 <Grull> I'm ranger
34:53 <Ballig> you slice it good
34:59 <Ballig> there's a key in the wicker basket
35:07 <Ballig> it's a blue stone key
35:08 <Landruff> is it the same key from the jar
35:11 <Grull> Me takes out key
35:18 <Ballig> different key
35:20 <Grull> I take the blue stone key
35:29 * Magogg looks camouflaged on the table
35:32 <Ballig> you have a jeweled brass key and a blue stone key
35:33 <Grull> Try it on the copper chest
35:34 <Magogg> lol
36:01 <Landruff> use both
36:02 <Ballig> Grull: it fits!
36:07 <Ballig> you turn it and it does nothing
36:08 <Grull> Open
36:09 <Ballig> Grull: will save
36:22 <Grull> @will
36:22 <diebot> Grull, will: [1d20=11] 14
36:33 <Ballig> the chest fades to a slight outline
36:36 <Ballig> you believe it is an illusion
36:43 <Grull> Chest not real!
36:50 <Grull> Try on the steel chest next
36:50 <Landruff> "Well, open it!"
37:09 <Grull> After taking key out
37:29 <Ballig> what do you do now
37:37 <Landruff> trying them on the steel chest
37:39 <Grull> Take key out of copper chest
37:42 <Ballig> everyone make will saves
37:43 <Grull> Try on steel chest
37:51 <Landruff> !throw 1d20+6 will
37:52 <diebot> Landruff, will: [1d20=20] 26
37:55 <Grull> @will
37:55 <diebot> Grull, will: [1d20=2] 5
38:05 <Ballig> Grull's skin turns blue
38:06 <Landruff> !throw 1d20+5 will kyra
38:06 <diebot> Landruff, will kyra: [1d20=14] 19
38:06 * Grull looks crestfallen
38:11 <Ballig> Magogg
38:12 <Magogg> !throw 1d20-2 will
38:13 <diebot> Magogg, will: [1d20=1] -1
38:17 <Ballig> Magogg's skin turns blue
38:19 <Ballig> none of the keys fit
38:26 <Ballig> what are you trying now
38:28 * Grull laughs at maggog
38:36 * Magogg luaghs at Grull
38:38 <Landruff> the last chest
38:44 <Grull> Try the red lacqueqed chest
38:50 <Ballig> the blue stone key fits in the red lacquered chest
38:55 <Ballig> it opens to reveal a key on the end ofa scepter
39:00 <Grull> Stupid. Now we all blue
39:06 <Grull> Take key open steel chest
39:06 <Landruff> speak for yourself
39:12 <Ballig> you hear a click in the roof
39:17 <Grull> But me see key!
39:21 <Ballig> and see a gold key descend 6 inches from an opening
39:24 <Ballig> in the ceiling
39:25 <Grull> Maggog
39:32 <Grull> You have long stick
39:36 <Grull> You take it down
39:38 <Magogg> "No"
39:58 <Grull> Standing on table
40:08 <Landruff> "Who's the strongest of us?"
40:12 <Grull> How far can i get my ax to the key
40:18 <Grull> Maggog
40:29 <Ballig> you can get on the roof and smack the key with your axe
40:36 <Ballig> er, roof = table
40:40 <Grull> Do it
40:42 <Ballig> make a melee attack roll
40:56 <Grull> !1hs
41:11 <Grull> @1hs
41:12 <diebot> Grull, slash: [1d20=18] 23; dmg: [1d8=6] 10
41:22 <Ballig> you smack it from the roof
41:23 <Ballig> it hits the floor
41:34 <Grull> See?
41:36 <Landruff> I snap it up and unlock it
41:44 <Ballig> Landruff unlocks the steel chest
41:44 <Grull> Grull good
41:50 <Ballig> everyone make a will save
41:54 <Landruff> !throw 1d20+6
41:55 <diebot> Landruff, 1d20+6: [1d20=1] 7
41:55 <Magogg> !throw 1d20-2 will
41:55 <diebot> Magogg, will: [1d20=11] 9
41:59 <Grull> @will
41:59 <diebot> Grull, will: [1d20=18] 21
42:03 <Ballig> Landruff's skin turns blue
42:03 <Landruff> !throw 1d20+5 kyra's will
42:03 <diebot> Landruff, kyra's will: [1d20=1] 6
42:09 <Ballig> kyra's skin turns blue
42:18 <Magogg> We're smurfs!
42:23 * Grull laughs
42:29 <Grull> We all blue now!
42:37 <Ballig> the chest holds the map of the Salhar burial vaults beneath sothis and a wand
42:44 <Landruff> ok we try the keys on the doorway out
42:44 <Grull> Grab the phat lewt
42:55 <Ballig> Landruff opens the door with the scepter key
42:59 <Grull> Anyone know what stick does,g
43:08 * Grull fingers wand
43:16 <Ballig> the servant notices your blue skin and shakes his head ruefully
43:19 * Grull thinks stick  is weird
43:36 <Ballig> "Amenopheus has gone home, but I will let him know of your... successes."
43:39 * Grull thinks servant don't know blue is cool!
43:42 <Ballig> !throw 3d20
43:42 <diebot> Ballig, 3d20: [3d20=8,1,11] 20
43:53 <Landruff> "Thanks."
43:58 <Landruff> we go to the temple
44:05 * Grull tries to rub against servant turn him blue
44:16 <Landruff> after we take the map back to the grand lodge
44:19 <Ballig> you take the map back to the Grand Lodge, they are pleased
44:22 <Ballig> then you head to the temple
44:42 <Ballig> “Thank the light of Sarenrae you have arrived! I knew Ambrus 
44:43 <Ballig> would come through for us in the Silver Crusade. I desperately 
44:43 <Ballig> need you to bring medicine to an orphanage and let me know 
44:43 <Ballig> if the headmistress, Gilga Baltwin, is deserving of our charity. 
44:43 <Ballig> Since  our  quest  began,  the  needy  have  clamored  for  our  aid, 
44:43 <Ballig> and I suspect some are abusing our generosity. It may sound 
44:43 <Ballig> cruel, but there are plenty of dishonest people out in the world 
44:43 <Ballig> eager for easy gold.
44:47 <Ballig> “Do  you  know  of  the  Silver  Crusade?  After  discovering  so 
44:47 <Ballig> many  factions  splintered  the  Society,  a  number  of  us  banded 
44:47 <Ballig> together to proliferate the cause of charity and kindness using 
44:53 <Ballig> the  Society’s  resources.  As  it  is  said,  ‘The  Dawn  brings  new 
44:53 <Ballig> light’ and I’ve made it my life’s work to use our recent darkness 
44:53 <Ballig> to bring a new light to the world and to the Pathfinder Society.
44:53 <Ballig> I apologize for straying off point. Will you bring this parcel 
44:53 <Ballig> of  medicine  to  Auntie  Baltwin’s  Home  for  Recovery  in  the 
44:53 <Ballig> Eastgate district?”
45:03 <Grull> Ok!
45:20 <Grull> Path finders tell us help we help!
45:24 <Grull> We helpful!
45:28 <Landruff> "Can you heal us first? We got poisoned earlier."
45:32 <Magogg> "Hmp"
45:42 * Grull looks puzzled
45:47 <Grull> Blue is poison?
45:48 <Ballig> the paladin smiles and heals Magogg of his injuries
45:52 <Magogg> "Yes please good lady."
46:06 <Grull> Me like being blue!
46:07 <Magogg> "Thanks good lady."
46:13 <Landruff> "Thank you kindly."
46:15 <Grull> No take blue away from me?
46:16 <Landruff> and we head off
46:18 <Grull> Thank you
46:20 <Ballig> okay
46:25 <Ballig> you head over to where the home for children is
46:26 <Landruff> that's arcane, not divine
46:30 <Landruff> before we go there
46:33 <Landruff> we ask around about the old lady
46:39 <Ballig> make a diplomacy check
46:41 <Landruff> maybe her neighbours know something
46:42 <Grull> You ask me sit back
46:43 <Ballig> you can all aid if you like
46:47 <Grull> I try help
47:03 <Landruff> kyra has +6 in diplomacy
47:05 <Landruff> we aid her
47:08 <Grull> But no one want to talk to half orc grull :(
47:15 <Landruff> !throw 1d20+6 diplomacy kyra
47:15 <diebot> Landruff, diplomacy kyra: [1d20=1] 7
47:22 <Magogg> aid kyra
47:36 <Landruff> !throw 1d20+1 aid
47:37 <diebot> Landruff, aid: [1d20=6] 7
47:37 <Grull> !throw 1d20+0 diplomacy aid
47:38 <Magogg> !throw 1d20-2 aid diplomacy Kyra
47:38 <diebot> Grull, diplomacy aid: [1d20=13] 13
47:38 <diebot> Magogg, aid diplomacy Kyra: [1d20=13] 11
47:52 <Landruff> !throw 1d4 hours
47:52 <diebot> Landruff, hours: [1d4=1] 1
48:04 <Landruff> is 11 over 1 hour enough
48:30 <Grull> Man i need to get used to grull some
48:39 <Ballig> Miltivis, who runs a nearby market, claims he's served Auntie Baltwin for over 30 years, and while a good customer, she is quite demanding and often rude to the other customers. He says she's kept his supplier of fine whiskeys in business for decades
49:06 <Grull> So weird playing a low int character
49:23 <Grull> Oh! She drink bad juice!
49:39 <Landruff> we try again
49:41 <Landruff> for someone else
49:45 <Landruff> !throw 1d20+6 diplomacy kyra
49:45 <diebot> Landruff, diplomacy kyra: [1d20=14] 20
49:51 <Magogg> aid
49:52 <Magogg> !throw 1d20-2 aid diplomacy Kyra
49:53 <diebot> Magogg, aid diplomacy Kyra: [1d20=15] 13
49:53 <Landruff> !throw 1d20+1 aid
49:53 <diebot> Landruff, aid: [1d20=17] 18
50:00 <Grull> !throw 1d20+0 aid
50:01 <diebot> Grull, aid: [1d20=17] 17
50:04 <Ballig> At   the   estate   across   the   street,   Master  Trebb  
50:04 <Ballig> Bonto,   a   retired  builder,   says   nothing   but  nice   things   of  
50:04 <Ballig> Lady  Baltwin,   as   he  calls  her.   He  recounts   tales  of   tea 
50:04 <Ballig> and   games   on  the   sitting  porch,   though  if   pressed,   he 
50:04 <Landruff> !throw 1d4
50:04 <Ballig> lets   slip    that   she   often  cheats   at   games   and   sometimes  
50:04 <Ballig> had   some  shady   characters   coming   to   whisper  in   her  ear 
50:04 <Ballig> and  palm her small  bags of  what might have been money 
50:04 <Ballig> before   slinking   away.  “Otherwise  a   fine   lady,  indeed.”   he 
50:04 <Ballig> quickly  adds.
50:04 <diebot> Landruff, 1d4: [1d4=3] 3
50:21 <Grull> Oh?
50:28 <Landruff> again
50:29 <Ballig> Gilga  Baltwin’s  neighbors  Travost  and   Tirelle 
50:29 <Ballig> Anthos  are  frankly  tired  of   the   noises   the   children   make 
50:29 <Ballig> and   the   retinue  of   cats—though  they   do  appreciate   the  
50:29 <Ballig> latter’s  mousing  skills.   They  admit   to   being   happy   when 
50:29 <Ballig> Auntie  Baltwin  sends   the   children   “off   into   the   town”  
50:29 <Ballig> during  the   day,   as   it   gives  them  a   few   hours   of   peace  and  
50:29 <Ballig> quiet  before   they   return   in   the   evening.
50:37 <Grull> She talk to bed character?
50:50 <Grull> Bad
51:05 <Landruff> that's enough to me
51:08 <Landruff> sending children off on their own
51:27 <Grull> Is bad?
51:28 <Magogg> "let's go to her" 
51:47 <Grull> We tell her that she drink bad juice?
51:57 <Grull> Deal with bad people?
52:01 <Landruff> did they say anything about bad juice
52:08 <Grull> And no take care of children?
52:16 <Grull> Whiskey peeps
52:17 <Magogg> no
52:26 <Magogg> uh yeah
52:27 <Grull> But that's the best grull can manage
52:27 <Landruff> there's no mention of whiskey
52:29 <Landruff> where did you get that
52:45 <Grull> The first one
52:47 <Magogg> supplier of fine whiskey
53:01 <Magogg> in business for decades
53:04 <Grull> Yeah
53:18 <Grull> The best grull can manage is bad juice
53:37 <Landruff> ohhh I missed it
53:45 <Landruff> what do you guys want to do
53:51 <Landruff> I am keen to go back to the temple and report
53:52 <Grull> Heh. I'm not as dumb as i look
53:58 <Magogg> go to aunt baltwin
54:04 <Grull> Ok we tell them she drink bad juice
54:04 <Landruff> ok
54:10 <Grull> And talk to bad people
54:24 <Ballig> what are you doing
54:30 <Landruff> knocking
54:33 <Grull> And no take care of children
54:33 <Ballig> she answers
54:37 <Ballig> "Yes? Is that my medicine?"
54:39 <Grull> You bad lady
54:47 <Grull> You drink bad juice
54:53 <Landruff> "Who do you think you are?"
54:55 <Grull> Talk to bad people!
55:02 <Ballig> "Auntie Baltwin, and you'd best remember it."
55:05 <Ballig> she smacks you with her cane
55:10 <Grull> And don't take care of children!
55:14 <Grull> Ow
55:24 <Grull> You bad like my father.
55:29 <Landruff> "You've been SENDING OFF YOUR CHILDREN on their own, have you?"
55:30 <Grull> Hit me with stick!
55:38 <Ballig> "Don't be absurd!"
55:41 <Landruff> sense motive
55:50 <Ballig> "Stop making these stupid allegations and give me that medicine."
55:52 <Ballig> roll it secretly
55:58 <Landruff> !throw 1d20+4 sense motive @ballig
56:23 <Grull> !throw 1d20+2 sense motive @ballig
56:37 <Magogg> !throw 1d20-2 sense motive @ballig
57:23 <Ballig> you're not sure whether to believe her
58:09 <Landruff> "Don't lie to us, multiple witnesses have seen what you're trying to do here."
58:15 <Magogg> "We know everything."
58:26 <Ballig> she rolls her eyes. "If you aren't going to give me the medicine, just leave. or I'll call the guards."
58:28 <Magogg> Kyra intimidates her
58:38 <Landruff> "That's all you have to say for yourself, is it?"
59:04 <Ballig> "Look, okay, I am a bit of an alcoholic."
59:04 <Magogg> Kyra: "We leave, together with the money and report you to the temple."
59:08 <Ballig> "But it's not my fault! It's a DISEASE!"
59:12 <Ballig> "And I'd be happy to get help for it."
59:28 <Landruff> get kyra to ask what disease
59:50 <Magogg> "Let our cleric frined here check you up."
59:54 <Ballig> "Alcoholism."
00:04 <Magogg> "See if what you're saying is true."
00:12 <Landruff> "Very irresponsible of you. We'll have to send in a report."
00:19 <Magogg> "Yes."
00:26 <Ballig> "Of course, I will get help."
00:29 <Ballig> she starts to sob
00:33 <Landruff> sense motive
00:39 <Ballig> roll it secretly
00:47 <Landruff> !throw 1d20+4 sense motive @ballig
01:00 <Magogg> "We will leave you the money. But you need to make sure to take care of the children."
01:07 <Landruff> !throw 1d20+3 sense motive kyra @ballig
01:07 <Ballig> it's not money, it's medicine
01:16 <Ballig> Kyra is certain that they are crocodile tears
01:19 <Landruff> he said medicine
01:20 <Ballig> and she's trying to hide something more sinister
01:26 <Magogg> "I mean the medicine."
01:41 <Landruff> that's enough for us
01:51 <Landruff> I'm done if you guys are
01:58 <Grull> We tell lady
02:10 <Grull> that she drink bad juice
02:12 <Ballig> are you giving Baltwin the medicine
02:20 <Landruff> yes
02:27 <Magogg> yes we do
02:28 <Landruff> "We're going to file a report. Clean up your act."
02:30 <Ballig> you give her the medicine and she slams the door in your face
02:38 * Grull no like baltwin
02:40 <Landruff> "Maybe you'll get the help you need."
02:43 <Grull> Me go to temple
02:54 <Ballig> okay, you go back to the paladin
02:56 <Magogg> I g o with Grull
02:56 <Ballig> what do you tell her
03:00 <Grull> Tell them she drink bad juice. And talk to bad people
03:14 <Grull> And not take care of children
03:17 <Ballig> "She's an alcholic and she talks to shady people? Hmm."
03:22 <Landruff> we tell her that she's lying scum, and to please give her some rehabilitation
03:40 <Landruff> and she's getting money from other people
03:55 <Landruff> and sending off kids ON THEIR OWN 
03:56 <Ballig> "Oh. She's receiving money on the sly? Well, we'll certainly watch out for her. Thank you very much."
04:00 <Grull> Me think she is not nice
04:09 <Grull> And hit me with stick
04:12 <Ballig> all right, what do you jerks do now
04:15 <Landruff> and we'll head back to the grand lodge
04:16 <Grull> Lol
04:18 <Landruff> to report mission complete
04:20 <Ballig> all right
04:20 <Landruff> thanks guyz
04:22 <Grull> Ah yeah
04:24 <Ballig> oh yes, mission complete
04:26 <Ballig> good job, good job
04:40 <Grull> No ambush?
04:42 <Ballig> A  throng  of  people  blocks  the  street  ahead.  A  performance 
04:43 <Ballig> art group commandeers the street, drawing graffiti to create 
04:43 <Ballig> a  jolly  hellscape  complete  with  illusory  devils  comically 
04:43 <Ballig> dancing around in circles. A few citizens avoiding the crowd 
04:43 <Ballig> slip  off-street  through  a  nearby  alley,  the  only  egress  past 
04:43 <Ballig> the gathering.
04:53 <Grull> Ah
05:06 <Grull> Mission control back to grull
05:20 <Landruff> "Let's just go through the alley, shall we."
05:25 <Grull> Shit i just got out of work
05:33 <Grull> No ca so I'm still blind
05:51 <Grull> Didn't think it would be there that fast heh
06:06 <Grull> Btw my favored enemy is humans under humanoidp
06:07 <Grull> Lol
06:10 <Magogg> Ready greatsword
06:29 <Landruff> how convenient
06:37 <Grull> Not sure if you want to hide behind me and trip
06:55 <Grull> Up to you though
06:59 <Ballig> everyone make perception checks
07:04 <Landruff> @see
07:04 <diebot> Landruff, perception: [1d20=8] 18
07:08 <Grull> @see
07:08 <diebot> Grull, perception: [1d20=11] 17
07:20 <Landruff> !throw 1d20+3 perception kyra
07:20 <diebot> Landruff, perception kyra: [1d20=16] 19
07:25 <Magogg> @see
07:25 <diebot> Magogg, perception: [1d20=8] 11
07:38 <Grull> Grull is not smart but can see things people don't!
08:31 <Grull> Grull want to be big and tough!
08:43 <Ballig> Magogg: roll sense motive
08:56 <Magogg> @hmm
09:08 <Magogg> !throw 1d20-2 sense motive
09:09 <diebot> Magogg, sense motive: [1d20=7] 5
09:33 <Ballig> all right, everyone but Magogg recognises one of these four as someone who has been following you
09:35 <Ballig> everyone roll initiative
09:41 <Landruff> @init
09:42 <diebot> Landruff, init: [1d20=14] 16
09:46 <Magogg> @init
09:47 <diebot> Magogg, initiative: [1d20=11] 14
09:47 <Landruff> !throw 1d20 kyra
09:49 <diebot> Landruff, kyra: [1d20=6] 6
10:15 <Ballig> Grull, initiative
10:17 <Grull> @init
10:21 <diebot> Grull, 1d20+2: [1d20=6] 8
12:25 <Ballig> all right
13:32 <Ballig> a halfling barbarian begins to rage
13:41 <Ballig> moves up to Grull
13:42 <Ballig> and attacks
13:47 <Grull> Ok
13:50 <Grull> Roll it
13:57 <Grull> Which ac you want
14:05 <Grull> Flat footed?
14:28 <Ballig> !throw 1d20+4
14:28 <diebot> Ballig, 1d20+4: [1d20=12] 16
14:36 <Ballig> yes, flat footed AC
14:41 <Grull> 17 for flat foot
14:44 <Grull> He misses
14:49 <Ballig> he misses
15:07 <Ballig> D casts a spell
15:11 <Grull> I'm carrying a shield and wearing scalemail
15:31 <Ballig> it's Landruff's turn
15:48 <Grull> Make me big and tough!
16:26 <Landruff> move to I think B4 and cast obscuring mist
16:40 <Grull> Double mist lol
16:55 <Ballig> Landruff casts obscuring mist
16:57 <Landruff> spot on
17:02 <Ballig> Magogg is surprised! surprise!
17:06 <Landruff> now you jokers have concealment
17:26 <Ballig> H casts a spell
17:40 <Grull> Oh shoot
18:18 <Ballig> W goes north of Grull and attacks him
18:27 <Ballig> !throw 1d20+2
18:27 <diebot> Ballig, 1d20+2: [1d20=18] 20
18:29 <Ballig> and hits
18:35 <Ballig> !throw 1d6+2
18:36 <Grull> That hits
18:36 <diebot> Ballig, 1d6+2: [1d6=2] 4
18:38 <Ballig> dealing 4 damage
18:44 <Grull> Ow!
19:02 <Grull> Damn i hope i don't get flanked
19:14 <Ballig> there's a 20% miss chance
19:19 <Ballig> 1-20 misses, 21+ hits
19:22 <Grull> Ok
19:22 <Ballig> !throw 1d100
19:22 <diebot> Ballig, 1d100: [1d100=37] 37
19:25 <Ballig> it misses
19:34 <Grull> You said 
19:42 <Grull> 21 and above hits?
19:44 <Ballig> oh yeah
19:45 <Grull> No issue
19:47 <Ballig> thanks for correcting me!
19:51 <Grull> Yeah np
19:52 <Ballig> it hits!
20:02 <Grull> Ow!
20:15 <Ballig> you are flat-footed, so he gets a sneak attack on you too
20:17 <Ballig> !throw 1d6
20:17 <diebot> Ballig, 1d6: [1d6=1] 1
20:19 <Ballig> for an extra 1 damage
20:25 <Ballig> okay
20:28 <Ballig> now it's Grull's turn
20:35 <Grull> Hit the barbarian
20:39 <Magogg> Kill L
20:40 <Grull> He is big bad!
20:43 <Ballig> roll to hit
20:47 <Ballig> he's right up in your grill
20:55 <Magogg> Red L is bbn right?
20:57 <Grull> @1hsp
20:57 <diebot> Grull, 1d8+6: [1d20=11] 18
21:08 <Ballig> what is that
21:21 <Grull> Lol
21:26 <Grull> I think i fked up
21:28 <Ballig> yeah
21:31 <Ballig> what's your attack modifier
21:37 <Grull> Add 2 to this
21:48 <Grull> For damage and attack
21:53 <Grull> @1hs
21:54 <diebot> Grull, slash: [1d20=8] 13; dmg: [1d8=2] 6
22:01 <Grull> Add 2
22:03 <Ballig> why?
22:07 <Ballig> are you raging?
22:08 <Grull> Favored enemy
22:12 <Grull> Humans
22:16 <Ballig> he's not a human
22:19 <Ballig> where is your sheet?
22:22 <Grull> L?
22:25 <Ballig> L is a halfling
22:30 <Grull> Lol
22:32 <Ballig> where is your sheet?
22:43 <Grull> I haven't gotten to upload it
22:50 <Ballig> I won't be allowing you to play again without a sheet
22:55 <Grull> Its in my Gmail box
22:56 <Ballig> I will take your original 11 roll with +5
22:58 <Ballig> which hits
22:59 <Grull> I can send to you
23:01 <Ballig> and I will take your 6 damage
23:12 <Landruff> yeah send it while it's not your turn
23:13 <Grull> I had no time last night
23:18 <Grull> K
23:24 <Grull> Can i mail it to you?
23:25 <Grull> Now?
23:30 <Grull> Gmail
23:33 <Ballig> sure
23:43 <Ballig> it is Kyra's turn
25:40 <Landruff> Kyra moves to Grull and cures
25:43 <Landruff> !throw 1d8+1
25:44 <diebot> Landruff, 1d8+1: [1d8=2] 3
25:51 <Ballig> Grull is on 13/15
26:02 <Ballig> the halfling continues to rage and attacks Grull
26:04 <Ballig> !throw 1d20+4
26:05 <diebot> Ballig, 1d20+4: [1d20=15] 19
26:06 <Ballig> and hits
26:20 <Ballig> 20% miss-chance
26:28 <Ballig> !throw 1d100
26:28 <diebot> Ballig, 1d100: [1d100=44] 44
26:30 <Ballig> hits
26:38 <Ballig> !throw 1d10+7
26:38 <diebot> Ballig, 1d10+7: [1d10=5] 12
26:40 <Ballig> for 12 damage
26:48 <Ballig> Grull is on 1/15
27:10 <Magogg> L is not on mist?
27:15 <Grull> That was fast
27:15 <Ballig> no
27:31 <Grull> I don't have orc ferocityw
27:53 <Landruff> didnt' cast that obscuring mist very well
27:55 <Grull> Time to do defensive fighting if i get out of this round
28:03 <Ballig> D takes a 5 foot step and attacks with her shortsword
28:05 <Ballig> !throw 1d20+2
28:05 <diebot> Ballig, 1d20+2: [1d20=2] 4
28:07 <Ballig> but misses
28:08 <Ballig> it's Landruff's turn
28:51 <Grull> And ballig its battle ax not falcata
28:58 <Landruff> move to D4
28:59 <Grull> I had a weapon mix up
29:01 <Landruff> and attack with sansetsukon
29:08 <Ballig> roll to hit
29:12 <Landruff> @melee
29:12 <diebot> Landruff, sansetsukon: [1d20=5] 7; dmg: [1d10=4] 6
29:17 <Ballig> you miss
29:23 <Ballig> it's Magogg's turn
29:41 <Magogg> I attack the bbn
29:54 <Magogg> halfling
29:57 <Ballig> he has cover from where you are
30:02 <Ballig> actually, nevermind
30:05 <Ballig> you can walk under that roof, so no cover
30:07 <Ballig> roll to hit
30:22 <Magogg> @mel
30:23 <diebot> Magogg, melee attack: [1d20=20] 26
30:26 <Ballig> you hit
30:29 <Ballig> roll it again
30:29 <Magogg> @mel
30:30 <diebot> Magogg, melee attack: [1d20=7] 13
30:33 <Grull> Sick
30:36 <Ballig> regular hit
30:38 <Ballig> roll damage
30:39 <Magogg> wait sorry
30:42 <Grull> Standard
30:45 <Magogg> +8
30:52 <Magogg> so that's a 15
31:01 <Grull> So much bonus lol
31:03 <Ballig> where do the other +2 come from
31:28 <Magogg> +5 str, +1 bab, weapon focus, masterwork
31:35 <Ballig> it's a crit
31:38 <Ballig> roll damage
31:50 * Grull winces as mort
31:57 <Magogg> !throw 4d6+10
31:58 <diebot> Magogg, 4d6+10: [4d6=6,5,3,3] 27
31:58 <Grull> Well at least she would
32:12 <Ballig> greatsword is x2?
32:16 <Grull> Oh my god remind me not to piss you off
32:20 <Magogg> do I multiply the strength?
32:28 <Ballig> yeah you do
32:30 <Magogg> yes x2
32:48 <Magogg> how about the power attack?
32:49 <Grull> I don't think there is anything left of him
32:56 <Ballig> everything is added on to the extra roll
33:02 <Grull> Everything
33:06 <Ballig> you put your greatsword th rough his sternum
33:12 <Magogg> so that's a total of 37 damage
33:15 <Ballig> he burbles up a little blood, and says "But... I just wanted... fame..."
33:16 <Ballig> and dies
33:32 <Grull> That's sick. 
33:54 <Magogg> I move 2w 1n
34:07 <Grull> You moved yet or?
34:13 <Grull> I can't see shit
34:22 <Ballig> H casts acid ray at Magogg
34:24 <Ballig> !throw 1d20+2
34:25 <diebot> Ballig, 1d20+2: [1d20=6] 8
34:25 <Magogg> wait
34:27 <Ballig> but misses
34:30 <Landruff> don't wait
34:31 <Magogg> I still have a move
34:31 <Landruff> keep going
34:38 <Ballig> hurry then
34:43 <Magogg> I move 2w 1n
34:54 <Magogg> then 1ne
34:59 <Grull> Me hurt bad
35:04 <Ballig> you couldn't see him there
35:06 <Ballig> through the mist
35:08 <Ballig> (total concealment)
35:16 <Grull> Get sneaked
35:20 <Grull> Maybe
35:43 <Ballig> W attacks Grull
35:48 <Magogg> btw ballig, there's no sneak attack on concealment even if it hits right/
35:52 <Ballig> !throw 1d20+2 rapier; 1d20+2 dagger
35:53 <diebot> Ballig, rapier: [1d20=6] 8; dagger: [1d20=2] 4
35:55 <Ballig> but misses her
35:57 <Grull> There will be
36:00 <Grull> Anyway
36:03 <Ballig> it's Grull's turn
36:03 <Grull> Him!
36:13 * Grull looks offended
36:24 <Grull> I attack w fighting defensively
36:32 <Grull> !throw 1d20+3
36:38 <diebot> Grull, 1d20+3: [1d20=6] 9
36:38 <Grull> Miss
36:49 <Ballig> movement?
36:50 <Grull> Is kyra any where close?
36:54 <Ballig> southwest of you
37:00 <Grull> 5 ft toward her
37:05 <Ballig> you're already adjacent to her
37:09 <Grull> End turn
37:13 <Grull> Oh then end turn
37:13 <Ballig> it's Kyra's turn
37:17 <Grull> Ac is now 
37:19 <Grull> 21
37:29 <Landruff> Grull: you have W 1n of you, D 1ne of you, and H 1e of you
37:40 <Landruff> H 2e of you
37:42 <Grull> Hm k
37:55 <Grull> Sounds like a flanking problem
38:03 <Landruff> Landruff is 1w of you, Kyra is 1sw of you, Magogg is 1s of you
38:05 <Grull> If i were myself i could probably 
38:28 <Grull> Help move me?
38:36 <Grull> Can't imagine atm
38:39 <Grull> One south?
38:40 <Landruff> Kyra sacrifices 
38:54 <Grull> Ah never mind
38:59 <Grull> We see how it plays out
39:03 <Landruff> shield of faith
39:08 <Landruff> for cure light
39:09 <Landruff> on Grull
39:11 <Grull> Ok
39:16 <Landruff> !throw 1d8+1
39:17 <diebot> Landruff, 1d8+1: [1d8=8] 9
39:28 <Grull> Your not telling me you didn't pack clw lol!
39:28 <Ballig> Grull is on 10/15
39:31 <Grull> But never mind
39:36 <Landruff> we've spent it
39:39 <Landruff> on you, actually
39:39 <Grull> K time to go offensive again
39:46 <Landruff> that's the only reason you're still standing
39:49 <Grull> Watch out for color spray
39:51 <Grull> Yeah
39:59 <Grull> I can fight defensively
40:09 <Grull> But better make sure we don't get sprayed
40:13 <Brunius> better
40:20 <Landruff> because she might have colour spray
40:24 <Landruff> you never know
40:30 <Ballig> D tries to touch Grull
40:37 <Brunius> Maybe there are goblins on the roof
40:41 <Brunius> Waiting to throw bombs on you
40:42 <Grull> Ye
40:44 <Grull> My touch ac is 12
40:47 <Ballig> !throw 1d20+2
40:47 <diebot> Ballig, 1d20+2: [1d20=11] 13
40:50 <Ballig> touching her
40:51 <Grull> Hits
40:53 <Ballig> Grull is sickened
40:53 <Grull> Him
40:58 <Ballig> <?sickened
40:58 <diebot> The character takes a 2 penalty on all attack rolls, weapon damage rolls, saving throws, skill checks, and ability checks.
41:00 <Grull> What is sickened
41:06 <Ballig> it is Landruff's turn
41:08 <Grull> Oh wow cool
41:30 <Landruff> I'd move, but I can't see anyone but W
41:45 <Landruff> I whack W
41:48 <Landruff> @melee
41:49 <diebot> Landruff, sansetsukon: [1d20=13] 15; dmg: [1d10=9] 11
41:58 <Grull> Don't worry I'm not the one dealing the damage in this i think
42:05 <Ballig> he dodges away from your swing
42:12 <Ballig> movement remains
42:59 <Landruff> end turn
43:08 <Ballig> it is Magogg's turn
43:31 <Magogg> ok
43:54 <Magogg> 5ft step
44:03 <Ballig> to where
44:12 <Magogg> halfling was
44:30 <Landruff> what does that mean
44:45 <Ballig> what do you do now
45:13 <Landruff> cmon jaggedsoul
45:13 <Grull> Where he dropped l
45:16 <Magogg> gimme a description of the two
45:17 <Grull> L even
45:19 <Ballig> no
45:20 <Ballig> do something now
45:22 <Ballig> you have 15 seconds
45:29 <Magogg> attack h
45:33 <Ballig> roll to hit
45:50 <Magogg> !throw 1d20+8 pa furious focus
45:50 <diebot> Magogg, pa furious focus: [1d20=13] 21
45:58 <Ballig> roll damage
46:05 <Magogg> !throw 2d6+10
46:06 <diebot> Magogg, 2d6+10: [2d6=4,1] 15
46:15 <Ballig> you take off the poor girl's head
46:19 <Magogg> end turn
46:23 <Ballig> the head rolls to your feet, landing so that it is looking up at you
46:26 <Landruff> "She only wanted fame."
46:28 <Ballig> looking up at you with cold, dead, blue eyes
46:33 <Ballig> the eyes of someone's daughter
46:39 <Magogg> "Hmp."
46:40 <Brunius> Heartless, these guys are
46:53 <Ballig> W attacks Grull
46:59 <Ballig> !throw 1d20+2 rapier; 1d20+2 dagger
46:59 <diebot> Ballig, rapier: [1d20=14] 16; dagger: [1d20=19] 21
47:01 <Ballig> and hits once
47:10 <Grull> Yeah
47:32 <Ballig> !throw 1d4+2
47:32 <diebot> Ballig, 1d4+2: [1d4=1] 3
47:34 <Ballig> dealing 3 damage
48:15 <Ballig> D attacks Grull with the short sword
48:18 <Ballig> !throw 1d20+2
48:18 <diebot> Ballig, 1d20+2: [1d20=17] 19
48:23 <Ballig> but misses
48:31 <Ballig> it's Grull's turn
48:46 <Magogg> "aid me"
48:54 <Grull> I think I'm lagging actually
48:57 <Grull> I think he hits more reliably then jerus does
48:57 <Grull> Btw maggog did you have cleave?
48:59 <Grull> He might have an extra attack if but i don't know
49:14 <Magogg> attack the one with 1 short sword
49:16 <Ballig> Grull it's your turn
49:22 <Grull> Attabk w
49:23 <Magogg> using aid to give me +2 attack
49:27 <Ballig> roll to hit
49:35 <Grull> Ill hit
49:47 <Grull> !throw 1d20+3
49:47 <diebot> Grull, 1d20+3: [1d20=5] 8
49:50 <Ballig> you miss
49:52 <Ballig> it's Kyra's turn
49:54 <Grull> Miss anyway
50:07 <Grull> Try for flank
50:11 <Grull> Ac back to 19
50:15 <Landruff> Kyra channels
50:24 <Landruff> !throw 1d6
50:25 <diebot> Landruff, 1d6: [1d6=2] 2
50:31 <Ballig> Grull is on 9/15
50:32 <Grull> No longer defensively fighting
50:35 <Ballig> it's Landruff's turn
50:37 <Grull> Any exclusions?
50:43 <Grull> Actually it doesn't matter
50:44 <Landruff> I dismiss the mist
50:51 <Landruff> @melee
50:52 <diebot> Landruff, sansetsukon: [1d20=9] 11; dmg: [1d10=3] 5
50:52 <Grull> They arent hurt
51:12 <Ballig> it's Magogg's turn
51:24 <Magogg> can I get to G2?
51:30 <Ballig> no
51:45 <Magogg> attack W
51:48 <Ballig> roll to hit
51:57 <Magogg> !throw 1d20+8 pa furious focus
51:57 <diebot> Magogg, pa furious focus: [1d20=19] 27
51:58 <Ballig> you hit
52:00 <Landruff> sorry, just realised what you were doing
52:00 <Ballig> roll again
52:01 <Magogg> crit
52:03 <Magogg> !throw 1d20+8 pa furious focus
52:04 <diebot> Magogg, pa furious focus: [1d20=17] 25
52:05 <Grull> Ok that's sick
52:05 <Ballig> you crit
52:07 <Ballig> roll damage
52:13 <Landruff> this is like how you roll when you GM mort
52:19 <Magogg> !throw 4d6+20
52:19 <diebot> Magogg, 4d6+20: [4d6=5,6,4,4] 39
52:28 * Grull winces yet again
52:31 <Grull> Well that's mort
52:40 <Ballig> you put the greatsword through his heart, staring him down as he dies in your arms
52:48 <Ballig> it's Grull's turn
52:48 <Magogg> "Hmp"
52:56 <Grull> Hit d
53:03 <Ballig> roll to hit
53:09 <Grull> !throw 1d20+3
53:09 <diebot> Grull, 1d20+3: [1d20=17] 20
53:11 <Ballig> you hit
53:12 <Ballig> roll damage
53:25 <Grull> !throw 1d8+2
53:26 <diebot> Grull, 1d8+2: [1d8=3] 5
53:36 <Grull> Damn sickened :p
53:36 <Ballig> it's Kyra's turn
53:50 <Landruff> Kyra can move to attack-aid
53:59 <Landruff> !throw 1d20+2
53:59 <diebot> Landruff, 1d20+2: [1d20=19] 21
54:00 <Magogg> aid me
54:02 <Ballig> she aids
54:12 <Ballig> it's D's turn, Grull is no longer sickened
54:19 <Ballig> she attacks Kyra
54:25 <Landruff> that was a crit threat, dumb aiding :(
54:32 <Ballig> instead she'll channel
54:48 <Grull> You had no idea
54:48 <Grull> Anyway
54:50 <Grull> Oh this is going to hurt
54:58 <Ballig> everyone make a will save
55:14 <Landruff> !throw 1d20+6 will
55:14 <Magogg> !throw 1d20-2 will
55:14 <diebot> Landruff, will: [1d20=11] 17
55:15 <diebot> Magogg, will: [1d20=13] 11
55:19 <Landruff> !throw 1d20+5 kyra will
55:19 <diebot> Landruff, kyra will: [1d20=11] 16
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55:43 <Landruff> mort
55:46 <Ballig> waiting on you Grull
56:03 <Grull> What happens if i grappled her though
56:04 <Grull> Maybe ill try later
56:04 <Grull> Will save?
56:11 <Landruff> yeah will save
56:11 <Ballig> will save, Grull
56:22 <Landruff> you will roll a will save
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56:32 <Mort-> Back
56:33 <Mort-> Sorry
56:55 Grull has quit (EOF from client)
57:23 <Ballig> roll will save
57:27 <Ballig> or you will forfeit it
57:43 <Ballig> you have 30 more seconds
57:50 <Mort-> !throw 1d20+2
57:50 <diebot> Mort-, 1d20+2: [1d20=9] 11
57:55 <Ballig> !throw 1d6
57:55 <Mort-> Done
57:56 <diebot> Ballig, 1d6: [1d6=4] 4
57:59 <Ballig> you all take 2 damage
58:02 <Mort-> Ow
58:14 <Ballig> it's Landruff's turn
58:18 <Landruff> 8/10
58:26 <Landruff> I cast produce flame
58:33 <Landruff> and move to
58:36 <Ballig> a flame appears in your hand
58:53 <Mort-> Its called gang banging ^^
59:00 <Landruff> G5
59:08 <Ballig> it's Magogg's turn
59:19 <Magogg> ok
59:27 <Magogg> 1ne
59:27 <Ballig> +2 for aid
59:38 <Magogg> flanking
59:53 <Ballig> roll to hit
59:58 <Magogg> !throw 1d20+12 pa furious focus
59:58 <diebot> Magogg, pa furious focus: [1d20=11] 23
00:04 <Ballig> you hit
00:05 <Ballig> roll damage
00:08 <Mort-> That's a hit
00:10 <Magogg> !throw 2d6+10
00:10 <diebot> Magogg, 2d6+10: [2d6=6,6] 22
00:18 <Mort-> Ok bb lol
00:22 <Landruff> gg
00:23 <Ballig> you cut off her head
00:32 <Mort-> More heads on the ground
00:36 <Landruff> "Bury her with her money."
00:37 <Magogg> "Hmp."
00:41 <Ballig> it goes spinning down the road, into the crowd of the parade
00:42 <Ballig> they start screaming
00:43 <Mort-> Why not take it?
00:56 <Mort-> Can take what they had?
01:01 <Landruff> we head back to the grand lodge
01:02 <Magogg> loot
01:08 <Landruff> along with the loot which we won't keep
01:09 <Mort-> Oh yes the loot
01:13 <Mort-> Yeah
01:19 <Ballig> Venture-Captain Ambrus Valsin thanks you for carrying out his tasks, and assures you that not every mission for the Society involves running errands about Absalom
01:36 <Magogg> I think I killed every turn
01:40 <Ballig> he congratulates you on proving your skill and responsibility, and promises you a new assignment in the near future to take you beyond Absalom's unassailable walls
01:49 <Landruff> woo
01:52 <Ballig> everyone gets 2 prestige
01:55 Landruff is now known as Avatar
01:55 <Mort-> Wow seriously i have 19 ac
02:00 <Ballig> and 417 gold
02:04 <Mort-> And they hit me most of the time
02:06 <Avatar> 2:45 is our time to beat for our next speedrun
02:07 <Mort-> God :d
02:08 Magogg is now known as Jaggedsoul
02:09 <Mort-> Ok
02:13 <Mort-> Lol
02:19 <Spaceshot> did you end up finishing your character avatar?
02:23 <Avatar> yeah
02:26 <Mort-> I make great bait. As usual
02:26 <Avatar> wasn't real happy with it though
02:39 <Avatar> ended up putting the last of the money into the cloak of resistance that I didn't even want
02:40 <Spaceshot> stop taking so long :P
02:48 <Spaceshot> cloak of resistance will save your life
02:49 <Mort-> Space shot
02:53 <Spaceshot> mmm?
02:54 <Avatar> I don't think so man
02:57 <Mort-> You should have seen how long
02:57 <Avatar> upgraded from +2 to +3
03:02 <Mort-> I worked over khaz
03:12 <Avatar> if it saves my life on a save by +1
03:15 <Spaceshot> heh
03:17 <Spaceshot> it will
03:18 <Avatar> then I will take my hat off to you
03:24 <Avatar> otherwise I'll be telling you I told you so
03:49 <Mort-> Believe me i saw what cloak of resistance did
03:52 <Spaceshot> well why not just get a cure mod wand or 2
03:58 <Mort-> I wouldn't have lasted that long
04:04 <Avatar> nah not convinced
04:07 <Mort-> If not for that cloak
04:11 <Spaceshot> and some pots
04:18 <Avatar> cure mod scroll you mean
04:23 <Avatar> wand would cost a fortune
04:24 <Mort-> But someone should have a cure mod wand
04:31 <Mort-> Thanks ballig
04:34 <Avatar> I don't know, I rushed it
04:35 <Mekkis> you're trying to speedrun first steps?
04:43 <Mort-> We just finished
04:43 <Avatar> yeah we did
04:45 <Ballig> did it in 2 hours 45 minutes
04:46 <Avatar> 2h45m
04:46 <Mort-> I swear.
04:48 <Spaceshot> cure mod is a level 2 wand
04:50 <Spaceshot> not that much
04:53 <Avatar> we could've gone faster
04:59 <Mort-> Nah.
05:07 <Avatar> we were a bit slow
05:10 <Mekkis> heh
05:13 <Spaceshot> I have a cure light wand :P
05:17 <Mort-> 19 ac i still got hit :p
05:19 <Mort-> Ah well
05:21 <Spaceshot> cbf buying a mod wand :P
05:22 <Mekkis> I could run it in under an hour
05:25 <Mort-> Better me then the rest
05:29 <Avatar> it's funny that phly has been here everyday this week wanting to play
05:34 <Avatar> and the one day he isn't here, we're good to go
05:36 <Ballig> I could run it in three seconds, but I didn't
05:38 <Mort-> I was making stupid noises
05:44 <Mekkis> indeed
05:47 <Mort-> But excuse me
06:02 <Mort-> I need to work on grull
06:07 <Mort-> On how he should talk
06:25 <Mort-> I think he sounds a bit like poog atm
06:41 <Spaceshot> a cure mod wand is only 4500gp
07:00 <Spaceshot> 500gp less than the cost difference of +2 to +3 on that cloak
07:01 <Mort-> Khaz has a cloak of resistance +3
07:05 <Mort-> And cmw
07:51 <Avatar> I dunno man
07:53 <Avatar> I rushed it
08:04 <Ballig> why is Mort levelling Khaz
08:06 <Mort-> Well grull happens to have 8 in 
08:11 <Mort-> To 11
08:13 <Ballig> why
08:17 <Ballig> you can't go to melbourne
08:17 <Mort-> Just to see how i look like
08:25 <Ballig> oh, mental masturbation
08:36 <Mort-> Because tristen told me to!
08:38 <Mort-> You see?
08:49 <Mort-> He told both me and hydra
08:56 <Spaceshot> haha
08:59 <Mekkis> and they fell for it :S
09:01 <Spaceshot> to have lvl11 pvp
09:02 <Mort-> Level a character of your choice to 11
09:13 <Mort-> And lets duel!
09:31 <Mekkis> Mort-, how long until you're home?
09:36 <Mort-> Then we both proceeded to show him why he should never let anyone get close to him
09:42 <Mort-> I need to eat dinner
09:49 <Mort-> And buy tons of scrolls
09:55 <Mort-> Should be good in 1 h
10:03 <Mort-> So now I'm level 11
10:04 <Spaceshot> haha
10:10 <Spaceshot> Ava can do some damage now
10:15 <Mort-> Its time to go adventuring?
10:15 <Spaceshot> she's no longer a straight healbot
10:16 <Spaceshot> :P
10:56 <Mort-> I also think that khaz feels very differently at 11
11:03 <Mort-> Very unused to him duh
11:38 <Mort-> Low level khaz is relatively offensive
11:44 <Spaceshot> yea I will be too, since I'll be in their face smacking shit with the +2 keen falchion
11:50 <Mort-> High level khaz redemption pretty defensive
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11:57 <Spaceshot> currently ava is a healbot hugging the back of the tank
11:58 <Mort-> Seems
12:18 <Mort-> Khaz is a tank pure and simple
12:29 <Spaceshot> heh
12:36 <Spaceshot> I'm actually going a prestige class :P
12:51 <Mort-> The only way apparently for me to kill things atm is to use my magic
12:54 <Mort-> Else my standard damage is just too low
12:57 <Mort-> ><
13:10 <Mort-> And i can't really crowd control
13:23 <Mort-> I thought i would be able to...
13:43 <Spaceshot> magus can't really crowd control
13:47 <Mort-> I'm a little more evasive then your standard tank would be though
13:48 <Spaceshot> unless you take the arcana for it
13:58 <Mort-> Which one may i ask?
14:02 <Mort-> I can self heal.
14:18 <Mort-> Give concealment to myself
14:43 <Spaceshot> I think there is one in UC
14:51 <Mort-> For?
14:56 <Mort-> Say the name
14:59 <Jaggedsoul> mekkis
15:05 <Mekkis> ja
15:07 <Spaceshot> I'm lookin
15:15 <Mort-> Hitting is a bit of a problem
15:48 <Jaggedsoul> I think I need a chron sheet for one of my characters
15:57 <Jaggedsoul> lemme check
16:00 <Mort-> Yes i have phantasmal killer. It also probably wouldn't harm a fly
16:32 <Mort-> What i can do however is to cast every scroll under the sun
16:39 <Mort-> I can...
16:56 <Mekkis> remember that scrolls of spells that require saves are almost useless
17:18 <Mort-> I'm talking about buffs
17:27 <Mort-> I don't look at saves
17:58 <Mort-> Self buffing i could probably fake any class
18:10 <Spaceshot> get bull's strength and divine power
18:22 <Jaggedsoul> Mekkis: Recue at Azlant Ridge for Zirul
18:25 <Mort-> Its not useful
18:25 <Mekkis> Holy Sword
18:30 <Mort-> On bulls strength
18:35 <Mekkis> http://nl.ti4200.info/~mekkis/2-02JaggedSoulCorrect.pdf
18:41 <Mort-> Holy sword umd is really a bit too high
18:47 <Mort-> Level 7
18:49 <Spaceshot> I prefer divine power
18:55 <Mort-> If its a real encounter
19:03 <Spaceshot> you get an additional attack with a full attack
19:04 <Mort-> I won't have the time to keep umding it
19:04 <Mekkis> Mort-, get a scroll of Transformation!
19:08 <Mort-> until it works
19:15 <Mort-> Which one
19:24 <Mort-> I don't want to touch anything above 4
19:26 <Spaceshot> divine power is awesome
19:30 <Mekkis> (formerly Tensor's Transformation
19:30 <Mort-> Umd issues
19:31 <Spaceshot> divine power is level 4 :P
19:38 <Spaceshot> cleric spell
19:40 <Mekkis> it's on the Magus list
19:53 <Mort-> That thing that turns you into a big brute?
19:58 <Mort-> That can't cast?
20:01 <Mekkis> yeah
20:10 * Mort- visibly winces
20:14 <Mort-> I like myself thanks
20:36 <Mort-> Ill look it over
20:43 <Mekkis> you realise that Divine Power is a lot less powerful in Pathfinder, right?
20:52 <Mort-> I'm eyeing stuff like magic vestments
20:55 <Mort-> Bless weapon
21:06 <Mort-> My armor has no enchant on it
21:16 <Mekkis> the solution to that is to enchant your armour
21:16 <Mort-> Freedom of movement
21:20 <Mort-> Deathward
21:22 <Mort-> Yeah
21:26 <Mort-> Magic vestments
21:27 <Mekkis> magic vestments requires a high CL
21:33 <Spaceshot> less powerful yes
21:35 <Mort-> The scroll?
21:36 <Spaceshot> still useful? yes
21:38 <Mort-> Or oil?
21:44 <Spaceshot> you get an additional attack with a fullround action
21:44 <Mekkis> yeah
21:46 <Spaceshot> that's still good
21:49 <Mekkis> true
22:01 <Mekkis> especially as you can't rely on Avatar to cast Haste
22:05 <Mort-> I think it does not
22:11 <Spaceshot> and since a magus will practically always want to fullround
22:11 <Mort-> Stackwith haste
22:12 <Spaceshot> :P
22:16 <Spaceshot> nope it doesn't
22:19 <Mort-> I have an innate haste on me
22:29 <Spaceshot> haha nice
22:31 <Mort-> Just leave it as that
22:36 <Avatar> yeah you can't rely on me to cast haste
22:39 <Avatar> .....since I can't cast haste
22:40 <Spaceshot> you still gain temp hp and bonus to hit and damage
22:44 <Mort-> I wanted heroism
22:45 <Mort-> Lol
22:54 <Mort-> But couldn't spell blend it
22:55 <Mekkis> you can't?!
22:56 <Mekkis> wow
22:59 <Mekkis> witch sucks
23:03 <Spaceshot> divine favor is good if you can cast it, shit in scroll form
23:03 <Avatar> no, you suck
23:05 <Avatar> for thinking I can
23:12 <Mort-> Guys
23:16 <Mort-> I can cast haste
23:33 <Mort-> I didn't realise how defensive in nature magus are
24:48 <Mort-> Well i can choose between  heroism and hideous laughter mekkis
24:59 <Mekkis> heroism
25:04 <Mekkis> it's earlier in the alphabet!
25:17 <Mort-> Lol
25:30 <Mort-> Now i went adventuring yes
25:49 <Mort-> But to deal with oskar. You need hideous laughter :d
26:02 <Mekkis> not from a scroll
26:12 <Mort-> Why not?
26:17 <Mort-> I can scroll heroism
26:20 <Mort-> :m
26:21 <Mort-> D
27:26 <Mort-> I didn't realise my caster side seems to drop to the point its for defensive purposes only
27:27 <Mort-> Hm
27:33 <Mort-> Interesting
27:51 <Mort-> I wonder how mort will pk at 11
27:55 <Spaceshot> enlarge person KGO
28:16 <Mort-> I didn't manage to hit much
28:57 <Mort-> Btw mekkis
29:02 <Mekkis> ..?
29:03 <Mort-> You cast silent from wand
29:10 <Mort-> Dc will suck?
29:11 <Spaceshot> enlarge person, bull's strength, divine power
29:16 <Spaceshot> any more stacking buffs?
29:25 <Mekkis> don't use bull's strength
29:27 <Mort-> Bulls strength not that good
29:33 <Mort-> Already have +2 belt
29:34 <Mekkis> doesn't stack with a belt
29:36 <Spaceshot> +4str is +4str
29:38 <Mort-> I want protection
29:38 <Mekkis> and requires a full round to cast
29:49 <Spaceshot> or you use a potion of it
29:52 <Mekkis> yes
29:57 <Mekkis> as a material component!
30:02 <Mekkis> (for Transformation)
30:08 <Spaceshot> trans is useless for a magus
30:16 <Mort-> I don't like it myself
30:17 <Mekkis> not useless
30:27 <Mort-> I rather beast shape
30:36 <Spaceshot> also, you can turn that belt into a +2 conbelt
30:48 <Mekkis> Mort-, Form of the Dragon
30:56 <Mekkis> THEN cast Transformation!
30:59 <Mort-> The irony is that the spell to make you the ultimate fighter
31:06 <Mort-> Is given to wizards
31:13 <Mort-> Too high level stuff
31:20 <Mort-> Try to stick with 4 and belong
31:23 <Mort-> Below
31:30 <Mort-> For umd ease
32:15 <Mort-> On transformation
32:36 <Mort-> You lose your weapon attacks right
32:44 <Ballig> Jaggedsoul, Mort-, Avatar - PM me the PFS numbers of the characters you just played, starting gold, starting XP, starting PA
32:45 <Spaceshot> nope
33:06 <Jaggedsoul> ok
33:11 <Spaceshot> transformation only loses ability to cast spells, and activate spell items
33:59 <Mekkis> Ballig, what are you running on Sunday?
34:26 <Ballig> it's meant to be Pallid Plague, but I've had no acceptances yet
36:58 <Jaggedsoul> Name: Magogg; PFS Number: 41499-4; Osirion faction; starting gold: 121; starting pa:2; starting xp: 1
37:05 <Jaggedsoul> oops
37:29 <Ballig> I thought this game was meant to bring Magogg to level 2?
38:11 <Jaggedsoul> yeah, but that was if I got to play yesterday to finish fs3
38:46 <Ballig> well that makes things complicated
39:09 <Avatar> what
39:40 <Ballig> the character he played today is in the middle of your aborted fs3 game from earlier in the week
40:06 <Avatar> and he was meant to level up to level 2 in that game?
40:18 <Ballig> no in this game
40:24 <Ballig> that's not the complicated part
40:38 <Ballig> although it's complicated if he dies in FS3
40:50 <Avatar> yeah could be risky
41:13 <Jaggedsoul> yiles
41:20 <Jaggedsoul> *yikes
44:14 <Mekkis> what are good feats to get for a fighter
44:21 <Avatar> power attack
44:22 <Mort-> Toughness
44:26 <Mort-> Power attack
44:27 <Avatar> dodge
44:42 <Avatar> furious focus
45:16 <Spaceshot> power attack, weapon foucs
45:21 <Spaceshot> imp weapon focus
45:26 <Spaceshot> cleave
45:29 <Spaceshot> imp cleave
45:38 <Mekkis> cleave sucks
45:48 <Mort-> Why?
45:51 <Spaceshot> Mekkis: shh
45:54 <Mekkis> standard action
46:02 <Mekkis> doesn't work with full attacks
46:02 <Avatar> I think thelen might tell you differently
46:06 <Mort-> You can topple them like dominos
46:12 <Mekkis> he hasn't played much at 6th level yet
46:24 <Avatar> you can't always use full attacks
46:29 <Spaceshot> because having options in combat is bad
46:33 <Avatar> and when you can't, it's like playing with haste
46:39 <Avatar> which is something.....you recommended
46:45 <Mort-> Lower levels cleave is very powerful
46:58 <Mekkis> you don't benefit from haste without full attacking!
47:08 <Mort-> Enlarged jerus kills two monkeys per swing
47:17 <Mort-> If he hits
47:29 <Mort-> I better talk to him about that hitting part
47:41 <Mort-> Maggog hits more then he does
48:00 <Mekkis> Mort-, is Khaz taking Evolved Familiar?
48:12 <Mort-> For what?
48:16 <Mekkis> to give his imp Skilled (UMD)
48:26 <Mort-> Umd is from khaz. Not balaar
48:37 <Mekkis> why not for Balaar?
48:58 <Mort-> Umd if its from balaar
49:07 <Mort-> Doesn't that feat
49:21 <Mekkis> so giving Balaar +8 to UMD is a good idea
49:29 <Mort-> Take like the familiar skill ranks +8?
49:37 <Mekkis> http://www.d20pfsrd.com/feats/general-feats/evolved-familiar
49:53 <Mort-> So the familiar has no umd
50:01 <Mekkis> familiar doesn't need it
50:04 <Mort-> +8 after that skill?
50:17 <Mort-> The familiar takes khazs umd
50:20 <Mekkis> where's Khaz's sheet?
50:27 <Mort-> On your area
50:31 <Mekkis> oh
50:35 <Mekkis> could you make it public?
50:44 <Mort-> Hp is a bit too high
50:49 <Mekkis> (or should I just extract it)
50:50 <Mort-> Got pointed out today
50:53 <Mort-> Need to fix it
51:01 <Mort-> I'm walking home
51:13 <Mort-> I told you id probably make mistakedp
51:27 <Mort-> And dodge from level 1 isn't added it yet
52:09 <Mort-> I shove have 102 hp and 28 ac unbuffed
52:25 <Mort-> Spells are probably right
52:37 <Mort-> Except i may change line up
53:16 <Mort-> And get freedom of movement
53:19 <Mort-> Death ward
53:23 <Mekkis> Protection from Arrows is never worth it
53:23 <Mort-> Magic vestment
53:39 <Mekkis> it gives you DR/magic
53:52 <Mort-> That was an anti oskar thing
53:52 <Mort-> I got to pick 2 level 2 spells
53:53 <Mort-> Or 1 level 3 sells
54:04 <Mort-> Oh
54:04 <Mort-> Lol
54:07 <Mort-> Sorry me nub
54:10 <Mekkis> Oskar uses a magic bow
54:24 <Mort-> I thought it was dr/arrows
54:45 <Mort-> But anyway hideous laughter fixed the problem  pretty nicely
54:59 * Mort- giggles
55:26 <Mort-> Melee touch you hold the charge
55:33 <Mort-> What happens if its a ranged touch
55:42 <Mekkis> it misses
55:44 <Mekkis> you lose it
55:49 <Mort-> But you change it to a melee touch
55:54 <Mort-> And you use it
55:55 <Mekkis> you don't lose it
56:00 <Mort-> I can do that
56:07 <Mort-> Close range lets me
56:26 <Mort-> Its how to use range touch in combat without aoo7
56:31 <Mort-> Aoos
57:16 <Mekkis> I wonder if level4 deceased could beat Khaz at 11
57:26 <Mekkis> given the same amount of money
57:47 <Mort-> Lol
57:55 <Mort-> Ill load counter spells
58:00 <Mort-> Haha
58:02 <Mekkis> make it fair, and make him level 5
58:12 <Mekkis> I'm willing to try it!
58:13 <Mort-> Probably yes because your sneakier then me
58:26 <Mort-> Let me get home first?
58:46 <Mort-> Your sneaky
05:27 <Mekkis> two conditions:
05:28 <Mort-> Actually all it takes is one hold person
05:32 <Mekkis> 1) We start 500' away
05:36 <Mort-> i think
05:39 <Mekkis> 2) I get a surprise round
05:43 <Mort-> Lol
06:15 <Mort-> Let me see my mobility issues
06:38 <Mort-> Expect to chase you up and down town if you don't get to kill me fast
06:47 <Mekkis> I would expect nothing less!
07:10 <Mort-> Yeah but let me change spell set a bit
07:21 <Mekkis> sure....
07:37 <Mort-> Then ll be on full irc
07:38 <Mekkis> you have a seven level advantage!
07:48 <Mekkis> ummm
07:50 <Mekkis> six
08:35 Mort- has quit (Quit: Bye)
15:38 <Jaggedsoul> gtg
15:50 <Jaggedsoul> thanks for the game
16:50 Mort- ([email protected]) has joined #d&d
17:05 <Mekkis> singnet
17:13 <Mort-> still setting up
18:10 <Mekkis> If I don't win in a few turns, I'm dead
19:11 <Jaggedsoul> bye
19:16 Jaggedsoul has quit (Quit: Leaving)
20:02 <Mort-> yea k
20:04 <Mort-> Im ready
20:07 * Mort- fluffles
20:11 <Mort-> so what were you interested in doing?
20:17 <Mekkis> simple
20:19 Mort- is now known as Khazaran
20:19 <Khazaran> k
20:25 Khazaran is now known as Khaz11
20:27 <Deceased> so
20:30 <Deceased> 500' away
20:34 <Khaz11> yeah
20:34 <Deceased> I get a surprise round
20:37 <Khaz11> yes
20:51 <Deceased> !throw 1d20+4 initiative
20:53 <diebot> Deceased, initiative: [1d20=1] 5
20:55 <Deceased> :(
21:00 <Deceased> roll yours
21:10 <Khaz11> !throw 1d20+2 initiative
21:11 <diebot> Khaz11, initiative: [1d20=1] 3
21:13 <Khaz11> okay
21:14 <Khaz11> u still win anyway 
21:15 <Khaz11> :D
21:19 <Deceased> wow
21:20 <Deceased> ummm
21:27 <Khaz11> it aint my day
21:29 <Khaz11> but its okay :D
21:31 * Deceased pulls out a scroll and casts Fireball
21:35 <Deceased> reflex save please
21:36 <Khaz11> cool
21:52 <Khaz11> !throw 1d20+8 reflex
21:52 <diebot> Khaz11, reflex: [1d20=19] 27
21:56 <Deceased> take
22:01 <Deceased> !throw 5d6 
22:02 <diebot> Deceased, 5d6: [5d6=2,3,1,2,6] 14
22:05 <Deceased> 7 damage
22:05 <Khaz11> ow
22:07 <Khaz11> anything else?
22:10 <Deceased> nope
22:12 <Deceased> hp?
22:24 <Deceased> ummm
22:27 <Deceased> my turn again
22:32 <Deceased> !throw 1d20 preroll
22:33 <diebot> Deceased, preroll: [1d20=12] 12
22:35 <Deceased> hmmm
22:35 <Khaz11> 88
22:37 <Khaz11> hp
22:39 <Khaz11> yeah
22:51 * Deceased casts another spell
22:57 <Deceased> end turn
22:58 <Khaz11> !throw 1d20+19 spellcraft
22:58 <diebot> Khaz11, spellcraft: [1d20=14] 33
23:02 <Khaz11> what is it
23:07 <Deceased> see invisibility
23:07 <Khaz11> speel de beans
23:10 <Khaz11> cool
23:22 <Khaz11> I whistle to balaar to cast something on mes..
23:29 <Khaz11> !throw 1d20+16 umd
23:30 <diebot> Khaz11, umd: [1d20=1] 17
23:32 <Khaz11> I fail
23:36 <Deceased> ok
23:38 <Khaz11> anyway and oh I cant touch that fking scroll.. :D
23:49 <Khaz11> And I cast expedious retreat on myself and run 60 ft towards you
23:52 <Khaz11> yiour turn
24:03 <Deceased> 440' away?
24:04 <Deceased> ok
24:35 * Deceased casts a spell
24:44 <Khaz11> !throw 1d20+19 spellcraft
24:45 <diebot> Khaz11, spellcraft: [1d20=19] 38
24:47 <Khaz11> got beans?
24:48 <Deceased> Obscuring mist
24:50 <Deceased> end turn
24:58 <Deceased> mist surrounds Deceased
25:00 <Khaz11> so I cant see you from where you are?
25:04 <Deceased> correct
25:10 <Deceased> you can see a cloud though
25:41 <Khaz11> interesting
25:55 <Khaz11> try to fiddle around with my other scroll
26:01 <Khaz11> !throw 1d20+16 umd
26:01 <diebot> Khaz11, umd: [1d20=3] 19
26:03 <Khaz11> failed again
26:04 <Khaz11> lolz
26:10 <Khaz11> so I run 120 ft towards you
26:11 <Deceased> heh
26:13 <Deceased> run?
26:16 <Deceased> or double move?
26:29 <Khaz11> doulbe move
26:38 <Deceased> 320' away
26:46 * Deceased mumbles something
26:51 <Deceased> end turn
29:05 <Khaz11> move 120 ft and end turn taking out a rod
29:12 <Khaz11> get ballar to heal me
29:21 <Khaz11> !throw 1d20+16 umd
29:21 <diebot> Khaz11, umd: [1d20=14] 30
29:29 <Khaz11> !throw 2d8+3
29:29 <diebot> Khaz11, 2d8+3: [2d8=3,2] 8
29:31 <Khaz11> okay
29:33 <Khaz11> fixed someo f hte mess
29:34 <Khaz11> ur turn
29:39 <Deceased> 200' away
29:54 <Deceased> hmmm
29:56 <Khaz11> yeah
30:42 <Deceased> hmmm
31:02 <Khaz11> how big is the fog cloud
31:04 <Khaz11> anyway
31:35 <Deceased> 20' radius
31:43 <Khaz11> k
32:18 <Deceased> it's now Khaz11's turn
32:35 <Khaz11> I take out the scroll that balaar failed ot cast and try to do it myself
33:02 <Khaz11> !throw 1d20+13 umd
33:03 <diebot> Khaz11, umd: [1d20=9] 22
33:06 <Deceased> !throw 1d20+14 spellcraft
33:07 <diebot> Deceased, spellcraft: [1d20=14] 28
33:10 <Khaz11> urm okay it odesnt urm work
33:15 <Khaz11> its freedom of movement
33:25 <Khaz11> its caster level 20+4 so 24
33:31 <Khaz11> balaar fiddles wiht my toher scroll
33:39 <Khaz11> !throw 1d20+16 umd
33:40 <diebot> Khaz11, umd: [1d20=12] 28
33:44 <Khaz11> that workzzz..
33:47 <Khaz11> end turn
33:52 <Deceased> !throw 1d20+14 spellcraft
33:53 <diebot> Deceased, spellcraft: [1d20=3] 17
33:57 <Deceased> hmmm
33:59 <Khaz11> you dont know what it is..z
34:00 <Deceased> any visible effect
34:02 <Deceased> ?
34:21 <Khaz11> not really
34:59 <Khaz11> but if the fog obscures me
35:02 <Khaz11> it should obscure you as well
35:03 <Khaz11> right?
35:05 <Deceased> yep
35:17 <Khaz11> so acutally the first scroll you shouldht have bene able to see either
35:18 <Khaz11> mmph
35:20 <Khaz11> ah wellz
35:23 <Deceased> perhaps
35:30 <Deceased> or perhaps I can see through fog
35:49 <Deceased> do you look at all injured?
36:03 <Khaz11> a little nicked
36:28 <Deceased> !throw 1d20 preroll
36:29 <diebot> Deceased, preroll: [1d20=13] 13
36:37 * Deceased readies an action
36:40 <Deceased> end turn
37:22 <Khaz11> balaar plays wiht my wand
37:30 <Khaz11> !throw 1d20+16 umd
37:30 <diebot> Khaz11, umd: [1d20=6] 22
37:33 <Deceased> ok
37:38 <Khaz11> !throw 2d8+3
37:38 <diebot> Khaz11, 2d8+3: [2d8=6,6] 15
37:44 <Khaz11> full hp I suppose..
37:50 <Deceased> Khaz11 looks uninjured now
37:56 <Khaz11> k now..
38:00 <Khaz11> I am using a reach wand
38:03 <Khaz11> what happesn when you use reach wand
38:05 <Khaz11> on burst of wind
38:11 <Khaz11> from 60 ft what happens
38:19 <Deceased> reach *wand*?
38:44 <Khaz11> rod
38:45 <Khaz11> :D
38:47 * Khaz11 grinz
38:48 <Khaz11> does it work?
38:51 <Deceased> you have Gust of Wind prepared?
38:56 <Khaz11> I can pull out
38:57 <Khaz11> using magus pull
38:59 <Khaz11> instant prepare
39:00 <Khaz11> :D
39:06 <Khaz11> yes like a sorc if you like
39:30 <Deceased> it doesn't work with a reach rod
39:37 <Khaz11> so I need to get closer?
39:40 <Khaz11> I move closer then
39:41 <Deceased> yeah
39:45 <Khaz11> 120 doulbe move
39:46 <Khaz11> end turn
40:02 * Deceased takes a readied action
40:10 <Khaz11> what is it
40:12 <Deceased> when you're 40' into your action
40:16 <Deceased> make a reflex save
40:23 <Khaz11> !throw 1d20+8 reflex
40:23 <diebot> Khaz11, reflex: [1d20=13] 21
40:45 <Deceased> Deceased appears 20' away from you
40:50 <Khaz11> okay
40:51 <Deceased> casting a fireball from a scroll
40:51 <Khaz11> so..?
40:55 <Deceased> !throw 5d6 damage
40:56 <diebot> Deceased, damage: [5d6=4,2,5,6,3] 20
40:58 <Deceased> take 10
40:58 <Khaz11> ouch
41:01 <Khaz11> k
41:12 <Deceased> !throw 1d20 preroll
41:13 <diebot> Deceased, preroll: [1d20=7] 7
41:15 <Khaz11> are you still in the fog?
41:17 <Deceased> nope
41:23 <Deceased> I'm actually 20' away from you
41:30 <Khaz11> so I can hit you if I live till next turn?
41:30 <Deceased> are you continuing towards the fog
41:30 <Khaz11> :D
41:34 <Deceased> yep
41:38 <Khaz11> no I come towards deceased
41:48 * Deceased casts a spell from a scroll
41:58 <Khaz11> !throw 1d20+19 spellcraft
41:59 <diebot> Khaz11, spellcraft: [1d20=18] 37
42:01 <Khaz11> what is it
42:04 * Deceased looks up the DC
42:13 * Khaz11 gulps
42:14 <Khaz11> :D
42:18 <Khaz11> I think I know what it is
42:23 <Khaz11> but again I guess we can see how it plays out
42:28 * Khaz11 shrugs indifferently
42:36 <Deceased> Power Word: Kill
42:40 <Khaz11> yeah I know
42:44 <Khaz11> you know whats the problem?
42:47 <Deceased> !throw 1d20+5 caster level check
42:48 <diebot> Deceased, caster level check: [1d20=12] 17
42:55 <Deceased> what?
42:57 <Khaz11> (the scroll I casted on myself earlier..)...
42:58 <Deceased> that I just made it?
42:58 <Khaz11> was deathward
43:03 <Khaz11> ^^
43:14 <Khaz11> http://www.d20pfsrd.com/magic/all-spells/d/death-ward
43:54 <Deceased> what's your wisdom?
44:03 <Khaz11> 7 aka -2
44:14 <Khaz11> I dont know how the saves and forced stuff is going to work out
44:34 <Deceased> you'll need to make a UMD check to emulate the ability score too
44:35 <Khaz11> Ive never tried, its a learning experience :D
44:50 <Khaz11> it was balaar who got the scroll out
44:53 <Khaz11> and casted it on me
44:57 <Khaz11> that sucessful cast
45:03 <Deceased> what's his wisdom?
45:04 <Khaz11> I tried ot play with my freedomof movement scroll
45:07 <Khaz11> but it idnt work
45:30 <Deceased> well...
45:35 <Deceased> fort save then
45:37 <Khaz11> Wis 12
45:42 <Khaz11> !throw 1d20+12 fortitude
45:42 <diebot> Khaz11, fortitude: [1d20=20] 32
45:44 <Deceased> UMD check first
45:49 <Khaz11> whos
45:50 <Khaz11> his?
45:52 <Khaz11> or mine?
45:53 <Deceased> yeah
45:54 <Deceased> his
45:59 <Khaz11> !throw 1d20+16 umd
46:00 <diebot> Khaz11, umd: [1d20=14] 30
46:02 <Deceased> ok
46:10 * Deceased moves 30' back
46:17 <Deceased> (40' away from you)
46:33 <Khaz11> thats scary shit
46:41 <Khaz11> we're both on the ground arent we?
46:53 <Deceased> yep
47:19 <Khaz11> I throw black tentacles at you
47:26 <Khaz11> http://www.d20pfsrd.com/magic/all-spells/b/black-tentacles
47:30 <Khaz11> aim it so that I hit you and not myself
47:39 <Deceased> yep
47:58 <Khaz11> include the round that it is cast
48:01 <Khaz11> so you need to see if you're grappled?
48:14 <Deceased> no
48:19 <Deceased> at the beginning of your turn
48:47 <Khaz11> wip out a potion of fly from my sheathe and drink it then fly 30 up into the air
48:54 <Deceased> actually make the check now
49:00 <Khaz11> you?
49:02 <Khaz11> or I
49:06 <Deceased> you do
49:11 <Khaz11> why do I?
49:12 <Deceased> the text doesn't make sense
49:20 <Deceased> because you're trying to grapple me
49:26 <Khaz11> yeah I am trying to grapple you
49:32 <Deceased> so roll it
49:42 <Khaz11> !throw 1d20+15 grapple
49:43 <diebot> Khaz11, grapple: [1d20=7] 22
49:59 <Khaz11> balaar tries to heal me
50:08 <Khaz11> !throw 1d20+16 umd
50:10 <diebot> Khaz11, umd: [1d20=17] 33
50:12 <Khaz11> I palm a potion
50:21 <Khaz11> !throw 2d8+3
50:22 <diebot> Khaz11, 2d8+3: [2d8=5,6] 14
50:22 <Khaz11> k
50:39 <Deceased> I'm grappled
51:05 <Khaz11> what do you do about it
51:35 <Khaz11> The CMD of black tentacles, for the purposes of escaping the grapple, is equal to 10 + its CMB.
51:49 <Deceased> you roll the damage first
52:08 <Khaz11> !throw 1d6+4
52:08 <diebot> Khaz11, 1d6+4: [1d6=4] 8
52:38 <Deceased> !throw 1d20 preroll
52:39 <diebot> Deceased, preroll: [1d20=15] 15
53:59 <Khaz11> k anything?
54:42 <Deceased> hmmm
54:47 <Deceased> <?grappled
54:48 <diebot> A grappled creature is restrained by a creature, trap, or effect. Grappled creatures cannot move and take a 4 penalty to Dexterity. A grappled creature takes a 2 penalty on all attack rolls and combat maneuver checks, except those made to grapple or escape a grapple. In addition, grappled creatures can take no action
54:48 <diebot> that requires two hands to perform. A grappled character who attempts to cast a spell or use a spell-like ability must make a concentration check (DC 10 + grappler's CMB + spell level), or lose the spell. Grappled creatures cannot make attacks of opportunity. // A grappled creature cannot use Stealth to hide from the
54:48 <diebot> creature grappling it, even if a special ability, such as hide in plain sight, would normally allow it to do so. If a grappled creature becomes invisible, through a spell or other ability, it gains a +2 circumstance bonus on its CMD to avoid being grappled, but receives no other benefit.
55:21 <Deceased> yeah
55:23 <Deceased> you've got me
56:00 <Khaz11> I need to roll again
56:13 <Khaz11> for my grapple check every start of round?
56:20 <Khaz11> so I roll again?
56:27 <Khaz11> !throw 1d20+15
56:28 <diebot> Khaz11, 1d20+15: [1d20=19] 34
56:43 <Khaz11> k I drink my potion and go up 30 ft in the air and change weapon to my lance
56:47 <Khaz11> balaar does enlarge person on me
56:49 <Khaz11> from wand
56:52 <Khaz11> !throw 1d20+13 umd
56:53 <Deceased> nope
56:54 <diebot> Khaz11, umd: [1d20=17] 30
56:57 <Deceased> I can't break the grapple
56:58 <Khaz11> I grow bigger
57:00 <Khaz11> why?
57:00 <Deceased> you've won this
57:02 <Khaz11> l
57:07 <Khaz11> ah
57:09 <Khaz11> k
57:13 <Khaz11> next round will be intensified shocking grasp charge
57:15 <Khaz11> lol
57:17 <Khaz11> god
57:19 <Khaz11> youre a nasty bugger
57:45 <Khaz11> sort of guessed what was coming...
58:12 <Mekkis> there were several options
58:25 <Mekkis> I'd rather not spoil the other ones
58:39 <Khaz11> I guess
58:39 <Khaz11> yuck
59:18 <Khaz11> ur evil
59:22 <Khaz11> sheer evil
59:40 <Mekkis> it's just Deceased
59:57 <Khaz11> what was dc for powerword kill
59:59 <Khaz11> god
00:06 <Khaz11> didnt expect Id get to test out deathward that way
02:20 <Mekkis> 24
02:36 <Khaz11> urgh
02:38 * Khaz11 shudders more
02:44 <Khaz11> well I dunno what else I couldve done
02:55 <Khaz11> that was the only thing I could think of to deal with pesky casters
04:21 <Khaz11> that means all In eeded to do to kill hoku
04:22 <Khaz11> is to do that on HIM?
04:26 <Khaz11> oh man yeah he has 91 hp
04:26 <Khaz11> lolz
04:28 <Khaz11> epic shit
04:42 <Mekkis> actually, 7th+ level scrolls aren't available generally in PFS
05:09 <Khaz11> ah k
06:27 * Mekkis needs sleep
06:51 <Khaz11> kk shooz
06:55 <Khaz11> go to bed, so will I..
06:57 <Khaz11> I guess
06:58 <Khaz11> god damn
07:02 <Khaz11> youre a sneaky bastard
08:50 <Mekkis> that reminds me!
09:05 <Mekkis> how long until Mort's 5th?'
09:28 <Khaz11> 2 more scenarios left
09:31 <Khaz11> why?
09:33 <Khaz11> she's fluffeh
09:36 <Khaz11> and fairly smart :P
09:43 Khaz11 is now known as Mort-
14:25 <Mort-> seriously I swear if theres a cleric around..
14:31 <Mort-> I shouldnt be the one trying ot deathward..
17:48 <Mort-> great now I knwo what was the prolbem
33:38 <Mekkis> as I said, give Balaar Skilled (UMD)
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