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05:44 <Avatar> does anyone have ranks in profession (anything)
05:56 <Avatar> it seems a solid choice for a dayjobber with a high wis
06:02 <Avatar> which surely someone must have
09:07 <Ballig> I didn't make a dayjob on artimus
09:13 <Mekkis> Grolschmir does
09:13 <Ballig> he gets too few skill points to waste
09:21 <Mekkis> Profession (Gardener)
10:07 <Ballig> surely you have to feel weird going gardening after your boat is attacked by soldiers on another boat, you kill two of them and make the others surrender, and then sail both to land
10:14 <Ballig> and you're like "Yeah, have to go mow some lawns."
10:51 <Mekkis> yep
10:58 <Mekkis> and take out the good ol' scythe
12:20 <Avatar> there's a couple of profession checks that can be made in QFP 3
12:31 <Avatar> similar to what happened today with the sailing of the ship
12:36 <Ballig> yeah they go out of their way to encourage skills that are usually not that helpful
12:38 <Avatar> the kind of skills you would probably never pick up
12:51 <Avatar> it'd be funny to find out one day hey! I happen to have that profession
13:11 <Ballig> Bobbob did, with craft (weaponsmith)
13:17 <Avatar> no that's craft
13:21 <Avatar> profession is different
13:27 <Avatar> craft gets some semidecent use
13:32 <Avatar> profession never really does
13:37 <Ballig> it's still rarely required
13:40 <Ballig> I've seen it twice
13:49 <Avatar> craft alchemy is regularly useful
13:54 <Avatar> you can id potions with it
13:57 <Ballig> I'm talking about scenario-specific useful
14:06 <Avatar> I'm talking about anything-specific useful
14:12 <Ballig> then craft alchemy is the only one
14:27 <Ballig> you could say that profession sailor is the same
14:42 <Avatar> I've never seen profession sailor be used any other time
14:49 <Avatar> it's not like you can sail every other scenario
14:52 <Ballig> it can be used to sail boats
16:53 <Avatar> should spend a level up just taking 6 different professions
17:04 <Ballig> huge waste
17:08 <Avatar> "I'm trained in that!"
17:11 <Ballig> :p
17:28 <Avatar> huge waste until you need it to sail a boat !
17:44 <Avatar> or plant a garden !
22:07 <War_Wrecker> Profession lumberjack
22:38 <Ballig> you sleep all night and you work all day?
24:13 <War_Wrecker> :P
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09:39 <Avatar> that's my next character concept
09:49 <Avatar> full-time lumberjack, part time adventurer
10:01 <Avatar> he will max out lumberjack
10:24 <Avatar> he will wield a mighty axe
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14:51 <Ballig> haha
14:53 <Ballig> make it a barbarian
15:01 <Ballig> with a greataxe
15:01 <Avatar> yeah good thinking
15:11 <Avatar> do barbs get good skills
15:46 <Avatar> 4+int not bad
16:19 <Ballig> and not a lot of class skills, from memory
16:23 <Avatar> wait, barbarians are the only class that don't get profession as a class skill
16:26 <Avatar> I thought all classes got it
16:49 <Ballig> weird
17:00 <Avatar> that rules that out !
17:14 <Ballig> he can overcome the adversity!
17:28 <Avatar> maybe I can make him a bard
17:33 <Avatar> except I want him to do magic shit
17:37 <Ballig> how can you get craft and not profession
17:39 <Ballig> a bit weird
17:43 <Avatar> I need someone who can wield an axe
17:51 <Avatar> I guess barbarians don't make very good salesmen
18:26 <Ballig> ha
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51:08 <Mort-> Grant me speed
57:42 <Avatar> denied !
04:29 <Mort-> Phew
04:36 <Mort-> Made the last train home
04:42 <Mort-> Avatar
04:51 <Mort-> How did your qfp run go
04:55 <Mort-> And who did you play
05:01 <Mort-> For qfp2
05:45 <Mort-> Or you can create a new channel and tell me in private :p
05:55 <Mort-> Don't spoil it here
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01:24 <Drakedude> Hello
01:31 <Drakedude> I hate to interrupt
02:21 <Drakedude> But i was wondering if this is anytthing like a D&D version of this? http://www.wantonwicked.net/ If so, I'm in :D
20:01 <Drakedude> Are you anythiong like this? *quoting my forum post* Hi. I've been looking for a D&D website similar to this. www.wantonwicked.net/index.php. Now, "this" is basically a world of darkness chat room where you can jump into an online setting, in this case seattle, at any time with a large playerbase who are not neccesarily playing together constantly affecting t
21:21 <Drakedude> he world and being moderated by GM's as i understand it. Effectively, it's a quicker, larger and wider form of play-by-post, or at least as i understand it, still being an almost utrter noob to the system, and world of darkness is blessed with a few of them. Iwas joping ye wise, mighty and learnedd D&D players would know where i can find some similar such sit
22:41 <Drakedude> sites going on, or perhaps find some. Eagerly awaiting your reply, most sincerly from an novice who wishes to jump into this magnificent game.  
35:50 <War_Wrecker> we had scheduled game times
35:56 <War_Wrecker> you register on the site
36:14 <War_Wrecker> you get invited to games
36:26 <War_Wrecker> and mark attendance (like facebook)
36:55 <Drakedude> Do you kniow any persistent world D&D campaings?
43:16 <War_Wrecker> path finder?
46:55 <Drakedude> Or 3.5
09:24 <War_Wrecker> Path finder is pretty much 3.5
09:34 <War_Wrecker> Except built for the specific world of the path finder society
10:00 <War_Wrecker> Its got elements of paranoia (but not the backstabbing elements that paranoia is known for)
15:07 <Drakedude> Linkage?
16:15 <Drakedude> Just to clarify, are youtalking about the eidtion or a game such as I'm looking for?
18:41 <War_Wrecker> Large player base, one persistent setting?
18:44 <War_Wrecker> Yes
19:23 <War_Wrecker> http://dnd.ballig.net/newbie_guide.htm
21:56 <Hydrazine> howdy.
15:43 <Brunius> Mentlegen
29:46 <Brunius> This wantonwicked thing sounds interesting.
30:27 <Hydrazine> and dead.
30:44 <Brunius> Is it dead?
30:51 <Hydrazine> Looks like it.
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48:47 <Hydrazine> hey Steven
48:52 <Steven> sup
49:50 <Hydrazine> chillin'. good game yesterday man.
50:03 <Steven> yeah was fun
50:29 <Hydrazine> Even with two polearm guys.
53:23 <Steven> ....
53:28 <Steven> enchilladas good
59:17 <Hydrazine> lol
59:18 <Hydrazine> wheres mine?
59:44 <Steven> at the grocery store
59:55 <Steven> yet to be constructed
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13:59 <Steven> so bored right now
14:05 <Steven> sam went to her moms house...
16:40 <Steven> ill get to see her a total of like 2 hours today
17:55 <Hydrazine> aww.
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28:14 <Steven> back...
28:37 <Steven> also im wearing just my underwear mwahahahahahahahahaha
28:54 <Steven> i love it when im home alone
29:27 <Hydrazine> You mean you can't just do that when shes around?
29:30 <Hydrazine> ...I'm sorry.
29:39 <Steven> no she thinks its rude
29:41 <Hydrazine> Playing today?
29:53 <Hydrazine> She knows nothing about being comfortable!
30:00 <Steven> i keep telling her she should try it
30:12 <Hydrazine> Might be good for her.
30:17 <Steven> shes not for it sadly
31:07 <Hydrazine> My girl completely understands that I think clothes are for going places in.
31:58 <Steven> yeah nakedness is sexy
31:59 <Steven> lol
35:19 <Hydrazine> And she understands that she has certain not fit for going out clothes that she can wear just to get to me.
36:49 <Hydrazine> Still surprised. I've played 8 sessions with Jerus and this is the first time he didn't get to negatives.
37:11 <Hydrazine> He always goes down atleast once. Sometimes twice.
37:24 <Brunius> Having two tanks probably helped
37:31 <Brunius> You said you had two polearm fighters?
37:53 <Hydrazine> we did.
37:57 <Hydrazine> I was one of them though.
38:15 <Brunius> The damage being spread across two rather than one, though
38:28 <Hydrazine> No it wasn't.
38:30 <Hydrazine> I didn't take damage.
38:41 <Brunius> At all?
38:47 <Hydrazine> Nope.
39:36 <Hydrazine> I don't think Sal did either. Yeah Steven?
41:30 <Steven> yeah i took a few
42:29 <Steven> a whole 7 lol
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43:59 <Steven> time to start uploading ausk again
46:45 <Hydrazine> I think the DM just rolled crap.
46:54 <Hydrazine> Except on Nodwik. He showed Nodwik what for.
48:43 <Steven> darn...
48:53 <Steven> i gotta take off my cloak of resistance
49:00 <Steven> so i can rock my cloak of the manta ray
49:19 <Ballig> you cloak wearer
49:28 <Ballig> I guess I'd better buy midnight mauler if I'm running midnight mauler today
50:27 <Brunius> Probably
50:29 <Steven> hey cloaks are amazazing
57:12 <Ballig> hmmm
57:26 <Ballig> I just bought 3-16 The Midnight Mauler, but the file I have is saying it's the 2-EX version
57:31 <Brunius> Ha
57:39 <Brunius> Email Paizo and complain.
58:20 <Ballig> there's no chronicle sheet in it
59:00 <Ballig> ahhh, the zip file has both versions
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07:08 <Steven> i need another ring...
07:13 <Spaceshot> Brunius: how chaosy should I make my warped wolves (the space wolves that have come back out of the eye of terror)?
08:22 <Steven> or an amulet
09:51 <Steven> screw it ioun stone it is
17:24 <Ballig> bam, prepared in 17 minutes
30:51 <Steven> back
30:55 <Steven> i took a shower....
31:03 <Steven> felt amazing
31:25 <Steven> im always amazed at how awesome i feel after a shower
38:14 <Ballig> ha
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01:29 <Ballig> sup foxtrotter
01:33 <foxtrotter> hey hey
02:00 <foxtrotter> so are you guys doing anything now?
02:24 <Ballig> we have a game scheduled in 2 hours, but it's for mid level characters
02:30 <foxtrotter> oh i see
02:36 <Ballig> have you ever played Pathfinder?
02:46 <foxtrotter> yes many times, i have even GM
02:48 <foxtrotter> d
02:53 <Ballig> ahh cool
02:56 <Ballig> ever played Pathfinder Society?
02:57 <foxtrotter> never online though
03:04 <foxtrotter> no never played society
03:12 <foxtrotter> though i have looked at the info a bit today
03:20 <foxtrotter> it looks interesting
03:27 <Ballig> we play a lot of Pathfinder Society here because it makes it really easy for people to come and go
03:32 <foxtrotter> good
03:35 <Ballig> removes the issue of trying to keep regulars for campaigns
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03:44 <Ballig> also Mort is nuts, don't listen to her
03:56 <Mort-> What?
04:05 <Ballig> that's what she said
04:10 <foxtrotter> is there anyway i could create  a mid level character and play with you guys today in an hour
04:11 <Mort-> I wake up in the morning.
04:17 <Steven> i have cookies
04:18 <foxtrotter> or is it an established thing
04:26 <Ballig> if it was a level 1+ campaign you could use a pregen, but I don't think you can for a higher level
04:29 <Mort-> And someone said. I am nuts?
04:30 <Steven> mwahahahahah
04:43 <Mort-> That's horrible
04:53 <Mort-> And i miss my other half hydra
04:57 <Ballig> Steven: do you know the PFS rules for pregens above first level?
05:06 <Mort-> Can't you?
05:15 <Mort-> Yesterday we were talkin about it
05:32 <Mort-> Can play pregen. Apply to level 1 with 500 gp
05:42 <Steven> what about em?
05:42 <Ballig> that's the rule for sanctioned modules
05:42 <Mort-> And the credits?
05:43 <Spaceshot> something like that
06:02 <Mort-> Can also play at lower tier :p
06:12 <Ballig> there is no lower tier in this module
06:14 * Mort- giggles
06:16 <Mort-> Oh
06:16 <Ballig> it's 3-7
06:18 <Mort-> Thanks
06:24 <Mort-> I didn't know :(
06:34 <Ballig> the schedule clearly says (level 3-7)
06:34 <Mort-> Poor khaz :(
06:34 <Ballig> :p
06:47 <Mort-> I did not know you couldn't adjust
06:57 <Mort-> I need to dust him out soon.
07:07 <Mort-> Mort is 5
07:09 <Ballig> you have tiers and subtiers. subtiers are flexible, tiers aren't
07:17 <Mort-> I see.
07:29 <Ballig> so to play in the 3-7 tier you must be a character between levels 3 and 7
07:35 <Ballig> within that, you have subtier 3-4 and subtier 6-7
07:45 <Mort-> And Steven. Cookies?
07:53 <Mort-> Mort will do fine
08:04 <Ballig> ah but will she? will she
08:06 <foxtrotter> so could i make a level 5 character and play or is it too complicated
08:20 <Mort-> I don't feel safe bringing khaz to there anyway
08:22 <Mort-> She?
08:27 <Mort-> She's fine.
08:33 <Ballig> Steven: if someone plays a higher level pregen in a campaign, how do they apply the chronicle to their character?
08:53 <Mort-> Maybe less glitterdust and more hideous laughter
09:29 <Steven> they apply it to a character
09:42 <Ballig> ah yes, and they get it when they get to that level
09:50 <Steven> yup
09:59 <Ballig> or do 500gp to a new character
10:04 <Steven> yup
10:07 <Ballig> foxtrotter: yeah, you can play today with a pregenerated character
10:17 <Ballig> you won't keep the character, you will create your own afterwards and apply the credit to it
10:29 <foxtrotter> ok that sounds great
10:35 <Ballig> do you know what class you want to play?
10:45 <foxtrotter> are all classes available?
10:46 <Ballig> http://paizo.com/pathfinderSociety/pregeneratedCharacters
10:51 <foxtrotter> oh thanks
10:54 <Ballig> not quite
11:02 <Ballig> at level 1 all classes are available, at a higher level I think you're restricted
11:13 <foxtrotter> ok, so i use the level 4 pregens?
11:14 <Ballig> you'll want a level 4 pregen I think, depending on the subtier these guys choose
11:46 <Mort-> Take a 7 and up tier
12:02 <Mort-> Then i get scared shitless :d
12:06 <foxtrotter> lol
12:13 <Ballig> Mort-: everyone has to choose to do that though :p
12:19 <Mort-> Lol
12:22 <Ballig> Jerus is only just level 3, I think
12:29 <Ballig> I doubt he'll want to do the 6-7 subtier
12:32 <Mort-> Have a feeling avatar will bring buck
12:41 <Ballig> he was planning to bring Snickers
12:44 <foxtrotter> so how many people are going to be in this thing today?
12:44 <Mort-> Is he coming?
12:49 <Mort-> Me
13:06 <Mort-> I thought avatar likes buck
13:09 <Ballig> I have 3 people who have definitely accepted
13:11 <foxtrotter> I want to play a rogue, but not sure if that best suits the party
13:12 <Mort-> :p
13:16 <Ballig> Steven and Hydrazine might also play
13:19 <Mort-> Feel free
13:29 <foxtrotter> ok thanks
13:37 <Mort-> Steve has a 7 clr
13:40 <Ballig> I imagine Tristen will want to bring his rogue, but nothing wrong with two rogues giving each other flank
13:53 <Mort-> Snickers will be fine though
13:58 <foxtrotter> ok
14:27 <Mort-> Trist will probbably bring oskar
14:29 <Steven> yeah i havent finished updated it yet though
14:36 <Ballig> is oskar level 3+
14:37 <foxtrotter> so how do i upload the information to you guys?
14:38 <Steven> and putting it online
14:49 <Mort-> Anyway jerus enjoys snickers
14:49 <Ballig> foxtrotter: for a pregen, you can just tell the GM which one you're using
14:55 <foxtrotter> oh that is cool
14:56 <Mort-> He is 4
14:57 <foxtrotter> thanks
14:57 <Ballig> later when you make your own character we can set you up with an account on the website and whatnot
15:08 <foxtrotter> i'll set up the account now then
15:10 <foxtrotter> on the site
15:21 <Mort-> Snickers and jerus
15:38 <Ballig> do you want your username to be foxtrotter
15:39 <Mort-> Jointly run prevention of cruelty to monsters
15:52 <Mort-> Sometimes in battle steven.
15:58 <foxtrotter> ah ,yes
16:07 <Mort-> Monsters fall asleep. They don't wake up :p
16:10 <Ballig> foxtrotter: password is 0lekg9PeRm
16:17 <Mort-> Cool!
16:20 <Ballig> when you sign in go to the account section to change it, it'll also want your email
16:20 <Mort-> Time to log!
16:25 <Ballig> and I suggest setting your timezone in the account settings too
16:34 <Ballig> so the scheduler can tell you games in your time
16:37 * Mort- quickly runs in
16:38 <Steven> yes ive noticed that they 'fall asleep' after i get done ramming a sword through them
16:40 <foxtrotter> ok, that is good
16:51 <Mort-> No. They fall asleep first
17:06 <Steven> impossible...
17:07 <Mort-> Then get couped ^^
17:15 <Mort-> Slumber hex
17:21 <Steven> they would wake up as soon as i dealt damage to them
17:33 <Ballig> the website might go down sometime today, I'm messing with the subdomain
17:34 <Mort-> Jerus walks up and coups
17:34 <Steven> im pretty sure im just killing them
17:38 <Mort-> Dead? :d
17:51 <foxtrotter> ok, got my info and such changed
17:57 <Mort-> The damage done is the killing blow.
18:10 <Mort-> You don't want a polearm fighter doing the coup
18:14 <Ballig> ha, 69
18:20 <Ballig> how old were you when you came up with that email address foxtrotter?
18:20 <Ballig> :p
18:26 <Mort-> Probably you'll make it out only on a natural 20
18:34 <foxtrotter> ah, 23, it was suggested
18:37 <Ballig> haha
18:44 <Mort-> If the raw damage doesn't kill you.
19:04 <Mort-> I'm really begining to miss khaz.
19:14 <Mort-> Next week!
19:31 <Mort-> Mek can't say I'm not high enough level now!
19:43 <foxtrotter> so i just tell the GM that i am using the pregen Merisel, and he/she will know my info?
19:53 <Ballig> yep
19:53 <Mort-> Yeah level 4
19:58 <foxtrotter> oh, ok , cool
19:58 <Mort-> Rogue you were saying?
20:02 <foxtrotter> yse
20:03 <foxtrotter> yes
20:16 <foxtrotter> I have never done an RPG over IRC before
20:21 <Mort-> Sorry I'm not in charge of the flanking department today :p
20:49 <Mort-> !throw 1d20+3 steal foxtrotters cookies
20:50 <diebot> Mort-, steal foxtrotters cookies: [1d20=6] 9
20:57 <Mort-> Oh shit.
21:09 <Mort-> Probably means i got caught horribly
21:15 <foxtrotter> oh:)
21:23 <Steven> !throw 1d20+10 perception
21:23 <diebot> Steven, perception: [1d20=5] 15
21:25 <Mort-> That's something you get to learn
21:28 <foxtrotter> so how old are you folks? kids or adults?
21:34 <Mort-> Ok definitely
21:35 * Steven says nothing
21:38 <Mort-> Mostly adults
21:41 <foxtrotter> good
21:42 <Ballig> a mix, but most of us are 20s
22:06 <Mort-> Some of us appear younger then they should be :p
22:11 <foxtrotter> oh
22:15 <Mort-> I'm 12!
22:20 <Mort-> I like cookies!
22:50 <foxtrotter> should I follow the Pathfinder Society  rules for creating my character when I do it
23:02 <Mort-> You using a pregen
23:11 <Mort-> Just take the character sheet out and play?
23:25 <foxtrotter> right, but when I create mine after this game, for use in other games,
23:30 <Mort-> But when you actually create your character you have to
23:31 <Mort-> Yes
23:33 <foxtrotter> ok
23:45 <Ballig> yeah, just get the guide to organised play from the website
23:47 <Mort-> 20 point buy. No starting with more then 150 gp
23:51 <Ballig> it'll let you know about restrictions, point buy, gold, etc
23:57 <Mort-> Give the lemur mort cookies.
23:59 <Mort-> Yes
24:03 <foxtrotter> oh ok
24:11 <Mort-> So. Got cookies?
24:13 <Ballig> if you are going to use anything outside the core rulebook then check http://paizo.com/pathfinderSociety/resources first to make sure it's PFS legal
24:19 <foxtrotter> ok
24:29 <Mort-> Hey Steven. How many cookies do you owe me from yesterday?
24:57 <foxtrotter> ah, did the site just go down?
25:01 <Steven> none
25:09 <Steven> i already gave them to you
25:10 <Ballig> yeah, I'm messing with the subdomain
25:13 <foxtrotter> ok
25:35 <Steven> brb, sam came home before work
25:40 <Ballig> you can use www.pfrpg.com.au
25:42 <Steven> gonna go help her make her lunch
26:21 <foxtrotter> thanks
26:40 <Ballig> I'm trying to get http://dnd.ballig.net/ to forward to http://www.pfrpg.com.au/
28:11 <foxtrotter> which version of Combat Assist should I download? Which Build?
28:49 <Ballig> the unstable one
28:52 <Ballig> build 351 I think it is
28:54 <foxtrotter> ok
32:38 <Mort-> No!
32:42 <Mort-> 352?
32:45 <foxtrotter> yes
32:56 <Mort-> You can never give me enough cookies Steven!
33:38 <Mort-> Look. I did gud yesterday
33:48 <Mort-> Not only was i a most excellent ship captain.
34:13 <Mort-> Ah shit hes off
34:28 <Mort-> But yeah its funny to realise you have untapped talents
34:39 <Mort-> In the middle of scenario :p
38:38 <Steven> okay back
38:44 <Steven> and actually you crashed the boat
38:46 <foxtrotter> how do i get my PFS number? to fill out my character sheet?
39:45 <Ballig> you have to sign up for pathfinder society on the paizo website
39:49 <Mort-> You need to create your account on pazio as well
39:50 <Ballig> they give you a number
39:55 <foxtrotter> oh, ok
40:05 <Mort-> Hey i was the most qualified person to drive the boat!
40:17 <Ballig> you almost drowned Artimus :(
40:38 <Mort-> Ballig what's artimus profession / knowlegde nature
40:52 <Mort-> I still profess none could have done it after !
41:06 <Mort-> Better
41:12 <Steven> that is irrelevant
41:15 <Steven> you crashed the boat
41:29 <Ballig> and almost drowned the cleric :(
41:32 <Mort-> Call it deserts for trying to preach at me earlier :p
41:33 <Steven> yeah
41:37 <Mort-> Not really
41:42 <Steven> nope....
41:46 <Mort-> I could have rescued anyone in the water
41:58 <Ballig> how?
42:01 <Steven> and I'm kinda hoping Folnor gets to play today...
42:04 <Mort-> I had levitate and fly
42:07 <Mort-> ^^
42:10 <Mort-> Scrolls
42:17 <Steven> He is a Zealous worshiper of Nethys
42:17 <Mort-> Up up up?.
42:30 <Steven> and he will preach at you all day...
42:33 <Steven> bwahahahahahahahaah
42:45 <Mort-> Actually i don't mind
42:47 <Mort-> Its probably a good time
42:57 <Mort-> To know my god better ^^
42:58 <Steven> also... he is a gnome
43:05 * Mort- laughs a long loud laugh
43:23 <Steven> anyways i better get back to uploading
43:34 <foxtrotter> ah, what factions can I choose from?
43:42 <Mort-> Mort is the only of my characters who has a diety lol
44:17 <Ballig> foxtrotter: they're listed in the guide to organised play
44:21 <Ballig> with a description of each
44:28 Mort- has quit (EOF from client)
44:42 <foxtrotter> ok
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45:00 <Steven> ...
45:02 <Steven> um...
45:07 <Ballig> um...
45:14 <Mort-> ?
45:16 <Steven> how do i go about figuring out what number each of my characters has?
45:19 <Mort-> You can preach
45:21 <Steven> so i can upload to the site
45:26 <Mort-> Sign up on pazio
45:37 <Mort-> And see the character number they give you
45:42 <Steven> not that mort
45:54 <Steven> for the site linked to this chat room
46:14 <Ballig> actually, the upload might not work right now because of the subdomain
46:25 <Steven> one way to try it
46:34 <Ballig> but you do uh
46:36 <Ballig> !findchar Ausk
46:38 <diebot> Ballig, Character: Ausk, number: ( http://dnd.ballig.net/viewchar.php5?char= )
46:43 <Ballig> okay, Diebot's one doesn't work
46:45 <Ballig> let me activate dicebot's
46:51 <Hydrazine> Howdy.
47:09 <Steven> !findchar Folnor
47:09 <dicebot> Steven, no results found. Give me a few minutes to update my database.
47:09 <diebot> Steven, Character: Folnor, number: ( http://dnd.ballig.net/viewchar.php5?char= )
47:16 <Hydrazine> Been here for a minute actually, I just been reading up.
47:25 <Mort-> Hi!
47:30 <Ballig> !findchar Ausk
47:30 <diebot> Ballig, Character: Ausk, number: ( http://dnd.ballig.net/viewchar.php5?char= )
47:32 <Hydrazine> Hey fox, welcome along.
47:33 <dicebot> Ballig, http://www.pfrpg.com.au/viewchar.php5?char=384
47:36 <Mort-> Lol
47:39 <Ballig> !findchar Folnor
47:40 <dicebot> Ballig, http://www.pfrpg.com.au/viewchar.php5?char=383
47:40 <diebot> Ballig, Character: Folnor, number: ( http://dnd.ballig.net/viewchar.php5?char= )
47:43 <Mort-> I already stole his cookies!
47:48 <Ballig> 383 for Folnor, 384 for Ausk
48:34 <Steven> it says the submission was successful
48:41 <Ballig> which one
48:50 <Ballig> yeah neither are actually updated
49:03 <Ballig> pretty sure the PDF uses dnd.ballig.net which is disabled right now, until I get it to forward to pfrpg.com.au
49:07 <Steven> for folnor just submitted
49:14 <Steven> yeah, thats where i submitted
51:38 <Steven> stupid live mail...
51:48 <Steven> i hate that button my computer, it takes forever to open
51:53 <Brunius> You can apply pregen chronicle sheets for above level 1
52:01 <Brunius> Have been able to since 4.1 came out.
52:39 <Steven> we know
52:55 <Ballig> yep, we figured that out
52:55 <Ballig> :p
54:55 <Steven> yeah i dont know how to change the address on the submission form
55:08 <Steven> if i were working in adobe i could do that
55:08 <Ballig> you can't, I would have to
55:12 <Ballig> don't worry about it right now
55:21 <Steven> but i dont know much about foxit
55:22 <Ballig> either the domain will be properly forwarded or I will give you a new PDF and you can export/import/submit
55:27 <Ballig> (it'll take maybe 60 seconds)
56:34 Mort- has quit (Connection reset by peer)
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57:50 <Brunius> What the hellz is up with my left ear.
58:09 <Steven> is it on the left side of your head
58:30 <Brunius> Er
58:31 <Brunius> Hang on
58:34 <Brunius> I'll check
58:48 <Brunius> Seems to be\
58:49 <Hydrazine> I sure hope its on the left side of your head.
58:53 <Hydrazine> Or you got bigger problems.
59:33 <Steven> well thats one thing we can rule out
59:50 <Steven> next... does it have a screw driver in it?
01:13 <Steven> time for some clutch
02:12 <Hydrazine> Sam's still gone then?
07:27 <Hydrazine> Is Fox american too? Are we taking over?
07:37 <foxtrotter> Yeah I am American
07:47 * Hydrazine highfives!
07:50 <Hydrazine> Yeah!
08:08 <foxtrotter> nice
09:06 <Steven> I'm not part of the Empire building.
09:25 <Hydrazine> Conscripted, I say!
09:33 <Steven> sorry cant be drafted
09:34 <Hydrazine> Get Sam to play too, we need more manpower!
09:36 <Steven> bum knee
09:58 <Hydrazine> Or, in this case, womanpower. Close enough.
10:45 <Steven> she cant play
10:48 <Steven> shes at work now
11:07 <Hydrazine> Would she anyway?
11:16 <Hydrazine> I mean, is she even slightly interested?
11:20 <Steven> nope
11:37 <Steven> she lets me do my own thing
12:01 <Steven> so long as i dont interfere with her gaggle of women friends
12:07 <Hydrazine> Lol.
12:31 <Steven> otherwise its me with a group of people i dont know
12:41 <foxtrotter> ok when Are we starting the game, in an Hour?
12:42 <Hydrazine> I was tempted to show off all my seafaring terminology on that whole boat scene.
12:52 <Steven> with me being miserable
13:01 <foxtrotter> I will be eating dinner here for about 15 minutes
13:10 <Steven> because im sitted with at least 3 other girls and their boyfriends
13:20 <Steven> all of which are... whats a polite word.
13:25 <Hydrazine> I think a couple functions best with a bit separation.
13:47 <Hydrazine> I mean, yeah you have to do things together to stay close and stuff, but you need some time apart too.
13:51 <Steven> pathetically enthusiastic about each other
13:56 <Hydrazine> oh.
14:03 <Hydrazine> We call those 'THAT couple'
14:16 <Steven> yeah, and ill end up at dinner with 3 of those couples
14:31 <Hydrazine> Two friends are doing that crap all over facebook lately. Its disgusting.
14:31 <Steven> and sam will be trying to get me enguaged in the conversation and im just like, bring me a beer
14:39 <Steven> two double shots of whiskey
14:41 <Hydrazine> And some vodka with it?
14:45 * Hydrazine high fives
15:00 <Brunius> You people that are of legal age.
15:04 <Steven> and something that will drown out my loathing of you all
15:22 <Hydrazine> Yeah, I hate those couples.
15:25 <Steven> me too
15:26 <Brunius> Am I the only one here unable to legally drink?
15:30 <Steven> and so does sam...
15:36 <Steven> but she hangs out with them anyways
15:40 <Hydrazine> When we've been apart for a while, me and the lady have to try not to be all like that in public.
15:45 <Steven> because shes known them since highschool
15:53 <Hydrazine> After a little while we're fine, and we can act like respectable people.
16:04 <tristen> pfft "respectable"
16:16 <Hydrazine> hey Tris.
16:22 <tristen> howsitgoin?
16:33 <Hydrazine> You missed out yersterday man. Jerus' first session without falling over.
16:40 <tristen> trip fail!
16:48 <tristen> or trip win for that matter...
16:54 <Hydrazine> He didn't even take damage.
16:58 <Steven> i believe in a good long sex session and then a day together after being seperated for more then a week... after that theres no reason to be cutesy ootsy after that
17:01 <Hydrazine> And scared the pants off some sailor.
17:13 <Hydrazine> Exactly, Steven.
17:35 <Steven> and if your still acting all puppy dog love crap... somebody is guilty of something
17:43 <Steven> cause they are pouring it on thick
17:46 <tristen> i think i need to level oskar to 4 quick-smart
17:52 <Hydrazine> Playing today?
17:55 <tristen> aye
18:11 <Steven> also
18:13 <tristen> i've played qfp before so i couldn't do yesterday
18:20 <Hydrazine> Ah.
18:21 <Steven> Abandon all ye faithful
18:34 <Hydrazine> I almost showed off all my sea experience, Tristen.
18:35 <Steven> Abandon all ye hope
18:47 <Hydrazine> With words like amidships and abaft.
18:48 <Steven>  Abandon all ye faithful
19:00 <Steven> It's the day of the jackalope!!!
19:01 <Hydrazine> forecastle.
19:53 <tristen> caulking the hulls!
19:56 <tristen> arrr
20:23 <Hydrazine> Pssh.
20:25 <Steven> brb imma clean up the room a bit
20:30 <Hydrazine> Our hull was steel.
20:31 <Ballig> sup tristen]
20:42 <tristen> heyyyyy
20:43 <Hydrazine> I remember gettig quite yelled at by Sonar when I dropped a wrench on it.
21:48 <tristen> hey just noticed the domain name change
21:53 <tristen> that's a good move
22:00 <tristen> it does what it says on the tin
22:13 <Ballig> ha
22:28 <Ballig> I'm hoping it will forward dnd.ballig.net to pfrpg.com.au soon
22:34 <Ballig> I've made the setting change, not sure how long it will take to propagate
22:56 <tristen> not long these days
22:59 <Avatar> it's doing it now
23:03 <tristen> yeah
23:10 <tristen> hullo avatar!
23:13 <Avatar> yo
23:17 <Ballig> what do you mean it's doing it now
23:27 <tristen> redirecting
23:30 <Avatar> if you go to dnd.ballig.net it forwards to pfrpg.com.au
23:32 <Ballig> are you sure
23:35 <tristen> yup
23:40 <Hydrazine> Back later guys. Don't wait for me if gametime comes and I'm not around.
23:45 <Ballig> maybe the propagation changes depending on what servers you route through
23:58 <tristen> k hydra, but try and be here!
24:44 <foxtrotter> ok so i am new to IRC and Society, so how does dice rolling work on here?
24:56 <Avatar> !throw 1d20
24:57 <diebot> Avatar, 1d20: [1d20=18] 18
25:16 <foxtrotter> ah, so I type the ! first
25:19 <foxtrotter> and then throw?
25:23 <foxtrotter> and then the die?
25:28 <tristen> aye
25:32 <tristen> !throw 1d20+4
25:32 <diebot> tristen, 1d20+4: [1d20=6] 10
25:35 <tristen> etc...
25:41 <foxtrotter> ok
25:42 <foxtrotter> cool
25:45 <Brunius> or !roll 1d20+4
25:47 <Ballig> !roll 2#1d20+5 claws; 2#1d8+3 damage
25:47 <dicebot> Ballig, claws: [1d20=19] 24, [1d20=11] 16; damage: [1d8=8] 11, [1d8=4] 7
25:52 <Brunius> If you don't trust diebot
26:12 <Brunius> [Brunius] 1d20 -- 18 +4 (Total: 22)
26:16 <Ballig> ha
26:24 <Brunius> Use ALL the dice !
26:41 <Ballig> [Ballig] 1d20 -- 2 +4 (Total: 6)
27:07 <foxtrotter> can we do the annotations with the !throw as well?
27:12 <Brunius> Yeah
27:14 <tristen> brunius man what's all this about a campaign?
27:30 <Brunius> I will potentially be running a swashbuckling campaign for regulars
27:56 <Ballig> !roll and !throw use the same syntax
28:16 <tristen> awesome brun, i'd be up for that (if i may)
28:42 <tristen> i herd summat about level 3 chars?
28:43 <Brunius> Sure
28:51 <Brunius> Level 3 for the moment
28:59 <Brunius> May go up or down a couple of levels by the time I'm done
29:05 <tristen> sure no problemo
29:12 <Brunius> Hmm
29:18 <Ballig> HMM
29:21 <Brunius> Stupid economics question
29:21 <Ballig> how does ship to ship combat work
29:26 <foxtrotter> !throw 1d20+8 Rapier; 1d6+3 Damage
29:26 <diebot> foxtrotter, Rapier: [1d20=19] 27; Damage: [1d6=1] 4
29:33 <tristen> by jove
29:34 <Brunius> "What practices to unscrupulous (dishonest) sellers try and use?"
29:36 <tristen> he's got it
29:48 <foxtrotter> well, how does the diebot handle crits?
29:51 <Ballig> Brunius: misleading marketing?
30:02 <tristen> you just roll again
30:05 <Brunius> You've got to pick up on it, foxtrotter
30:05 <Ballig> foxtrotter: it doesn't handle anything, you decide if it's a crit
30:15 <foxtrotter> !throw 1d20+8
30:16 <diebot> foxtrotter, 1d20+8: [1d20=1] 9
30:25 <Ballig> no crit!
30:25 <foxtrotter> well, i failed the crit
30:36 <foxtrotter> and I got a 1
31:22 <foxtrotter> so is the game handled in this window?
31:27 <Ballig> anyone who's here now and playing in half an hour, PM me your character name, PFS number (if you have one), and faction
31:40 <Ballig> yeah
31:44 <foxtrotter> ok
31:49 <Ballig> people usually get on skype too, so if you don't have that I'd recommend it
31:53 <tristen> avatar: what class you playing today?
31:55 <Ballig> even if you don't have a microphone it can be useful to listen in
31:58 <Avatar> witch
32:06 <Avatar> oh, uh
32:06 <foxtrotter> which version of Skype?
32:07 <tristen> hmmmm
32:12 <Ballig> whichever version you want to use
32:16 <Avatar> I guess I could play my higher level guys can't I
32:25 <Ballig> you can if the group wants to uptier
32:27 <Brunius> You could
32:47 <Brunius> Jesus, this has 15 chapters
32:57 <Brunius> And like 20 appendices
33:02 <Avatar> what's your preference tristen
33:11 <tristen> hmmm
33:12 <tristen> well 
33:16 <tristen> i have oskar or leis
33:21 <tristen> both level 4
33:31 <Avatar> ah tasiv's your level 5
33:43 <tristen> yeah but i'd rather play oskar
34:05 <Avatar> yeah but do you want to uptier
34:08 <Hydrazine> Tasiv retired with Oskar replacing?
34:21 <Avatar> could be deadly
34:23 <Avatar> you know how these things go
34:47 <tristen> yes
34:48 <tristen> well
34:57 <tristen> leis or oskar
35:01 <tristen> 50/50
35:09 <tristen> if jerus is here i'll play oskar
35:13 <Brunius> Midnight Mauler isn't too bad.
35:17 <tristen> if buck is here i'll play leis
35:23 <tristen> howzat?
35:29 <Avatar> steven are you about
35:33 <Brunius> I don't want to spoil it for you
35:50 <Brunius> But we didn't get too badly mauled by it
36:02 <tristen> what's the witch's name again? snickers?
36:19 <Avatar> yeah
36:27 <tristen> k so regardless of jerus
36:33 <Steven> yes i am about
36:35 <tristen> if you play snickers i'll play oskar
36:39 <Steven> here and there
36:41 <tristen> if you play buck i'll play leis
36:43 <Steven> there and here
37:17 <foxtrotter> how Exactly do I PM Ballig my info?
37:21 <tristen> snickers and oskar and jerus are a bit of team at this stage...
37:34 <Hydrazine> and mort?
37:37 <Ballig> hm, not sure in mibbit. probably double click my name?
37:56 <tristen> so hydraman you up for playing for sure?
38:09 <Avatar> it's not the classes that matter so much as whether it'll be too much for us if we uptier
38:28 <Ballig> what are the level options
38:30 <tristen> ok well i can bring a level 4 to the table as such
38:56 <Avatar> 4/5/6/7
39:10 <Steven> hey avatar...
39:22 <Ballig> there's also Steven
39:23 <Ballig> and foxtrotter
39:23 <Avatar> which character do you prefer to use steven
39:24 <Steven> i for the life of me cannot find that character sheet from yesterday
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39:47 <Avatar> is foxtrotter running a pregen 4?
39:49 <Ballig> when i said level options I meant the combination of levels :p
39:56 <Ballig> he could run a pregen 7 if you were uptiering
39:56 <Avatar> that is the combination
39:59 <Steven> ill play whatever...
40:04 <foxtrotter> yes I was running a Pregen 4
40:12 <Steven> Folnor is basically a walking healbot/knowledge machine
40:28 <Avatar> I think we could probably uptier
40:48 <Steven> but i dont have his sheet uploaded because ballig changed over to new site as i was getting ready to upload
40:53 <Mort-> Like mort?
41:01 <Avatar> upload it now
41:05 <Steven> like mort.... only better
41:07 <Ballig> Steven: what happens if you go to http://dnd.ballig.net
41:10 <Ballig> does it redirect you?
41:13 <foxtrotter> so do I get all the things listed on the character sheet for the pregen?
41:18 <Steven> si
41:24 <Ballig> then you should be able to upload now I thikn
41:30 <Steven> k... ill try again
41:33 <Avatar> you apply the credit for the scenario to your new character later
41:33 <foxtrotter> cool, this should be fun
41:39 <foxtrotter> ok, sounds good
41:48 <Ballig> you make a new character, you don't keep the pregen
41:54 <foxtrotter> yeah i will make  a rogue character later
41:59 <Ballig> but for the purposes of this scenario, yeah you get the equipment
42:00 <Ballig> and get to use it
42:07 <Avatar> you can pick any class now and change class later if you want
42:13 <foxtrotter> oh  ok
42:33 <Hydrazine> so diebot doesn't do anything for crits because it doesn't really make sense Fox. Crits can be anywhere from just on 20s to 15-20, from x2 to x4 damage..
42:50 <Hydrazine> Too much for poor diebot.
42:51 <foxtrotter> oh, right, it doesn't know what weapon you are using
43:06 <Hydrazine> nah. It just rolls what you tell it to.
43:16 <Hydrazine> and if its Jerus, rolls low when its important.
43:18 <Steven> i forgot my character number for folnor ballig...
43:18 <Hydrazine> The bastard.
43:28 <Ballig> Steven: 383
43:31 <Ballig> but the PDF should've saved it for you
43:50 <Steven> i forgot my character number for folnor, ballig
43:58 <Ballig> 383 :p
44:00 <Steven> wierd... wont let me send that message
44:08 <Steven> ha ha ha ha ha
44:12 <Steven> i was scrolled up
44:14 <Ballig> ha
44:16 <Ballig> nub
44:20 <Hydrazine> I forgot my character number for folnor, ballig..
44:22 <Steven> total nub
44:28 <Ballig> Hydrazine: your face!
44:37 <Hydrazine> No, thats Jerkface.
44:52 <Hydrazine> you might as well delete Jerkface, btw.
45:11 <Ballig> oh yeah
45:16 <Steven> it does not appear to have uploaded
45:28 <Ballig> Steven: maybe the redirect doesn't work for the PDF, I'll change it
45:32 tristen has quit (Ping timeout: 121 seconds)
45:32 <Ballig> go into foxit and do uh
45:45 <Ballig> Forms -> Export Form Data
45:47 <Steven> how long should i hold the uh for?
45:49 <Ballig> and safe the .fdf file somewhere
45:55 <Ballig> :p
47:20 <Steven> and....
47:33 <Steven> keep 'uh'ing?
47:50 <Ballig> nah, don't uh
48:06 <Steven> okay i stopped
48:13 <Steven> my dog was lookin at me wierd
48:26 <Ballig> Sam probably thinks you're having a stroke
48:32 <Steven> no shes at work
48:37 <Ballig> ha
48:40 <Steven> 5-1am
48:47 <Steven> for yesterday, today, and tomorrow
49:03 <Ballig> http://www.pfrpg.com.au/files.php5
49:06 <Ballig> download the PDF again
49:14 <Ballig> then open it, go to Forms -> Import Form Data
49:21 <Ballig> and select the .fdf file you saved
49:25 <Ballig> that should work for you
49:31 <Avatar> foxtrotter: are you on skype
49:38 <foxtrotter> ah, I guess not?
49:41 <foxtrotter> How do i get on?
49:46 <Avatar> www.skype.com
49:50 <foxtrotter> do I download a program?
49:52 <foxtrotter> oh, ok
50:09 <Ballig> do you have a microphone?
50:19 <foxtrotter> no mic, but good speakers
50:28 <foxtrotter> so what do I download from Skype/
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50:32 <Ballig> the program
50:32 <Ballig> :P
50:36 <Brunius> What's up with the new site yo
50:38 <foxtrotter> oh, is ee
50:39 <tristen> bloody hell iinet
50:42 <Ballig> Brunius: what about it
50:46 <Brunius> Why?
50:47 <tristen> shit my pants
50:59 <Ballig> because it's more likely to attract new people than dnd.ballig.net
51:17 <Avatar> dnd.ballig.net was a bit outdated
51:21 <Ballig> http://www.pathfinderonline.com.au/ works too
51:22 * Mort- is fluffed
51:28 <tristen> um did we decide to uptier?
51:30 <Mort-> Steven
51:34 <Ballig> but it's too long to use regularly, and I just have it to gain google ranking in "Pathfinder Online" search term
51:36 <Mort-> I wouldn't
51:41 <Mort-> Who's playing
51:43 <tristen> hullo mort
51:46 <Mort-> I am
51:48 <Avatar> I'm keen to uptier
51:51 <Mort-> Steven is
51:53 <Mort-> Im not
51:58 <Avatar> aren't you
52:02 <Avatar> I'll play Snickers then
52:05 <Mort-> If the original level
52:10 <Ballig> Mort-: you're level 5, you're on the cusp anyway
52:11 <Avatar> you're level 5 mort
52:13 Mort- has quit (EOF from client)
52:16 <Brunius> gg
52:16 <Avatar> ok bye
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52:19 <Ballig> Mort-: you're level 5, you're on the cusp anyway
52:23 <tristen> mort: you're not thinking with the loot half of your brain
52:25 <Steven> fuck i hate ex girlfriends
52:26 <Ballig> it'll be easier for you to uptier than, say, tristen who is level 4
52:30 <Avatar> yeah think of the gold
52:44 <Ballig> Steven: the PDF didn't work?
52:54 <Steven> sorry, i was busy dealing with my ex
52:57 <Ballig> oh okay
52:58 <Steven> i havent tried yet
52:59 <Ballig> punch her in the ovaries
53:05 <Steven> she saw me the other day at the store
53:05 <Ballig> what level is Folnor?
53:09 <Steven> 7
53:26 <tristen> fuck it let's uptier
53:43 <Ballig> so tristen4/mort5/folnor7/foxtrot7/hydrazine4/avatar6
53:46 <Ballig> Hydrazine: are you 4 or 3?
53:49 <tristen> (chanting) uptier uptier uptier
53:59 <foxtrotter> I was at 4
54:04 <Mort-> Lol
54:05 <foxtrotter> as a pregen
54:07 <Mort-> Ow
54:14 <Ballig> foxtrotter: you'll be 7 if they uptier
54:17 <foxtrotter> oh, i see
54:18 <Mort-> I'm trying not to get my friends killed
54:25 <Mort-> Hydra is 3
54:35 <Steven> and now she thinks we should 'try' again
54:43 <Steven> and i was like no, im with sam and its serious
54:45 <Ballig> is she great in the sack
54:58 <foxtrotter> lol
54:59 <Steven> and now whenever she sees me online she sends me messages
55:03 <Mort-> Mort is a friendly whizzie
55:04 <Mort-> Block
55:07 <foxtrotter> I am getting skype as we type
55:12 <Ballig> cool
55:14 <Avatar> is hydrazine playing?
55:22 <Steven> she was... decent
55:31 <foxtrotter> how do I use the skype though? Do i call a place? or just use it to listen
55:32 <Ballig> Hydrazine: you able to play?
55:34 <Mort-> Yes but i can't skype
55:35 <Mort-> Yes
55:39 <Mort-> Till half h later
55:44 <Ballig> foxtrotter: you have to create an account, sign into it, and let me know your account name
55:45 <Ballig> so I can call you
55:49 <Mort-> Since he has been sitting around id say yes
55:50 <foxtrotter> oh ok
56:05 <Ballig> Steven: missing the HP on folnor
56:10 <Avatar> Ballig: start calling us yo
56:39 <foxtrotter> ok
58:04 <foxtrotter> ok, hearing you all
58:43 <foxtrotter> is there any charge to my phone bill for this call? just wondering
58:50 <Steven> yeah it didnt import right
58:54 <Steven> im fixing several things
58:59 <Ballig> strange
59:06 <Ballig> foxtrotter: nope
59:09 <foxtrotter> cool
59:10 <Ballig> it's just online voice chatting
59:14 <foxtrotter> i see
00:06 <foxtrotter> I have no mic
00:13 <foxtrotter> you guys are funny as all hell
00:41 <Mort-> Its normal
00:44 * Ballig removes channel operator status from Avatar
00:50 <Mort-> i can't skype for now
00:55 Ballig gives voice to Avatar foxtrotter Hydrazine Mort- Steven
00:55 tristen is now known as Oskar
01:02 Ballig gives voice to Oskar
01:02 <Steven> i am on skype, just invisible hiding from other people
01:41 <Mort-> Hydrazine
01:46 <Mort-> aka jerus
01:59 <Mort-> Ok so are we uptiering?
02:07 <Avatar> think of the gold mort
02:11 <Mort-> Our tank is low level though
02:15 <Mort-> Feel free
02:22 <Oskar> pfft he's a big boy
02:42 <Mort-> I can afford raise :p
02:57 <Avatar> good on you mort
03:16 Avatar is now known as Buck
03:16 <Mort-> But don't blame me!
03:26 <Mort-> and take good care of him!
03:34 <Ballig> PM me your factions
03:34 <Mort-> Hydrazine!
04:10 <Mort-> Is hydra here?
04:16 <Oskar> he was...
04:16 * Mort- bites hydrazine
04:26 * Ballig removes voice from Hydrazine
04:41 <Steven> mort... you should get on skype soon
04:44 <Steven> your missing out
05:02 <Mort-> I can't
05:03 <foxtrotter> so do we have to type out all the rolls and checks, or does the GM do it for us?
05:06 <Mort-> Playing on cell
05:08 <Mort-> Half life
05:13 <Ballig> change your nicks to your character names
05:14 <Mort-> Yes we have to type out
05:23 <foxtrotter> ah, How Do i change my nick?
05:24 Steven is now known as Folnor
05:24 <Ballig> foxtrotter: type /nick Merisel
05:33 foxtrotter is now known as Merisel
05:35 <Merisel> thanks
06:00 <Merisel> *Sharpens daggers
06:01 * Folnor is reading The Book of Magic
06:15 <Mort-> Hydrazine!
06:25 * Mort- peeks
08:02 <Merisel> Right, that makes sense.
09:22 <Mort-> Come on which wizard wouldn't
09:42 <Merisel> ?
09:43 <Merisel> lol
09:53 <Brunius> Fear is how I fall, confusing, confusing what is reaaaal
09:55 <Merisel> ok, sounds good
10:03 <Ballig> if you guys need to buy anything, PM it to me
10:34 * Buck hands Folnor his wand of CLW (35 charges)
10:54 <Merisel> How exactly do we get the actions to be in red?
10:59 <Ballig> I'll read this in skype, then paste it in here for Mort's benefit
11:04 <Ballig> use /me
11:06 <Ballig> /me hello!
11:11 * Merisel hello
11:13 <Merisel> ok
11:36 <Brunius> /me hello
11:37 <Folnor> how about we shortcut... if we are out of combat, you just heal yourself in my name and mark down the charges you use
11:39 <Brunius> Ha
11:41 <Brunius> Finally found it
12:13 <Folnor> !throw 1d20+10 history
12:14 <diebot> Folnor, history: [1d20=3] 13
12:30 <Folnor> to know about vlk
12:32 <Folnor> vilk
12:58 <Ballig> The Pathfinder Society’s Master of Blades, Marcos Farabellus, 
12:58 <Ballig> rarely assigns missions himself. Rarer still do those orders 
12:58 <Ballig> come directly from the Decemvirate.
12:58 <Ballig> “You bold few are in for a journey,” the towering wall 
12:58 <Ballig> of a man states. He rubs his beard for a few moments, as 
12:58 <Ballig> if physically searching it for the right words. “There’s a 
12:58 <Ballig> problem in Ustalav. An embarrassing one. Most of you have 
12:58 <Ballig> probably met Vonran Vilk, the old man who used to work in
13:03 <Ballig> the library. He was the Master of Blades well before my time; 
13:04 <Ballig> the man lived more stories than you or I have even read. A 
13:04 <Ballig> few months back he returned to his homeland of Ustalav 
13:04 <Ballig> to write his memoirs for the Society. Something happened 
13:04 <Ballig> along the way. Now, a serial killer stalks Vilk’s hometown of 
13:04 <Ballig> Ardis, killing off all his old enemies. Under the full moon. I 
13:04 <Ballig> think you get the drift.
13:08 <Ballig> “Look. I’m not going to blow you a lot of smoke. Vilk defined 
13:08 <Ballig> what it meant to be a good man in his day. More importantly, 
13:08 <Ballig> he’s still got secrets buried up in that geriatric head of his that 
13:08 <Ballig> the Decemvirate doesn’t want spilled on the cobblestones by 
13:08 <Ballig> some superstitious Ardisian’s silver ax. Even worse, Ustalav 
13:08 <Ballig> sees the Pathfinder Society as a band of mercenaries and grave 
13:08 <Ballig> robbers. If anyone finds out that as prominent a Pathfinder as 
13:08 <Ballig> Vilk stalks their streets and murders their nobles as the man 
13:12 <Ballig> they’re calling the ‘Midnight Mauler,’ that might be enough 
13:12 <Ballig> excuse to have the entire Society expelled from Ardis’s borders 
13:12 <Ballig> without any debate.
13:16 <Ballig> “Ideally, you are to stop the murders without killing Vilk. 
13:16 <Ballig> But if push comes to shove, access to all the history of Ustalav 
13:16 <Ballig> outweighs any one man. Stop Vilk, whatever it takes. Our man 
13:16 <Ballig> in Ardis will meet you at the docks.”
14:03 <Merisel> got it, use roll
14:43 <Merisel> i am brand new, so my rolls may take a few seconds to get it right
15:34 * Ballig sets ban on diebot!*@*
16:09 <Hydrazine> Too late for me?
16:15 <Ballig> nope
16:18 Ballig gives voice to Hydrazine
16:22 <Buck> !roll 1d20+2 knowledge local
16:23 <dicebot> Buck, knowledge local: [1d20=15] 17
16:24 <Ballig> you can do knowledge geography, or local/nature
16:25 <Buck> !roll 1d20+2 knowledge nature
16:26 <dicebot> Buck, knowledge nature: [1d20=17] 19
16:28 <Mort-> Ok
16:30 <Mort-> Hola on
16:36 <Merisel> !roll 1d20+10 knowledge local
16:36 <dicebot> Merisel, knowledge local: [1d20=5] 15
16:52 <Mort-> !throw 1d20+9 knowledge local
17:01 Hydrazine is now known as Jerus
17:04 <Folnor> !roll 1d20+10 Local
17:05 <dicebot> Folnor, Local: [1d20=11] 21
17:15 <Jerus> <?save
17:19 <Mort-> !throw 1d20+9 knowledge geography
17:28 <Buck> http://nl.ti4200.info/vpsirc/savedcommands.yaml.sorted
17:34 <Mort-> Why isn't it working
17:36 <Folnor> !roll 1d20+10 nature
17:37 <dicebot> Folnor, nature: [1d20=2] 12
17:47 <Ballig> Buck: Lycanthropes of all types shun silver, and silver weapons penetrate their unnaturally thick hides. the herb wolfsbane - also called aconite or monkshood - may cure a victim but is also poisonous and can kill a werewolf just as easily
17:55 <Folnor> !roll 1d20+6 Geography
17:55 <Mort-> !roll 1d20+9 nature
17:55 <dicebot> Folnor, Geography: [1d20=11] 17
17:55 <dicebot> Mort-, nature: [1d20=20] 29
18:12 <Merisel> way to go Mort!
18:13 <Mort-> !throw 1d20+9 geography
18:24 <Ballig> Mort-: use !roll
18:40 <Folnor> yeah, !roll>!throw
18:42 <Mort-> !roll 1d20+9 geography
18:43 <dicebot> Mort-, geography: [1d20=10] 19
18:46 <Mort-> Lol
19:07 <Buck> "Why does Vilk have the title of Master of Blades?"
19:14 <Mort-> "Get some wolvesbane then?"
19:35 <Ballig> Mort-: having been bitten, Vilk is only a bearer of the curse of lycanthropy, and cannot infect others. only those born with lycanthropy spread the disease to their victims
19:46 * Folnor relays any information I may know to the group
19:52 <Mort-> We still need to fix him
20:08 <Ballig> Folnor: reports of lunar transformations and brutal maulings in Ardis point to lycanthropy. a werewolf likely bit Vilk on his journey to Ardis, and he now transforms under the full moon -- typically 3 days every month
20:34 <Mort-> Are were wolves monsterous humanoids,g
20:35 <Mort-> Btw
20:37 <Mort-> Thanks.
20:40 <Oskar> hey does an enchanted weapon hurt were-thingies? or does it HAVE to be silver?
20:46 <Mort-> Very important
20:52 <Mort-> +3 or greater
20:55 <Ballig> Folnor, Mort-: ardis used to be the capital of Ustalav, a varied nation of dark forests, high mountains, and superstitious local
20:56 <Mort-> For enchanted weapons
21:08 <Mort-> Else just buy silver arrows
21:11 <Oskar> k
21:24 <Mort-> Easy for an archer. I expect tanks to have their own silver weapons
21:30 <Mort-> That's out of character of course
21:31 <Merisel> yes, but failed
21:51 <Buck> mort roll local
21:57 <Mort-> Are were wolves monsterous humanoids?
22:01 <Mort-> Or humanoids
22:09 <Ballig> Folnor: swift, brutal attacks under the full moon? everyone knows the midnight mauler is a werewolf, and anyone with sense has a silver knife or wolfsbane by now. though the city guard won't admit it, they spend the days before each full moon rounding up outsiders and expelling them from the city
22:23 <Mort-> Can i read the library for it?
22:33 <Ballig> Merisel: violence among Ardis's peasants is nothing new -- criminals, Sczarni, and wild animals claim common folk regularly. but this new killer, the Midnight Mauler, kills merchants and even nobles. no one is safe
22:38 <Mort-> !throw 1d20+9 local
22:53 <Oskar> roll!
22:54 <Mort-> !roll 1d20+9 local
22:54 <dicebot> Mort-, local: [1d20=20] 29
22:56 <Oskar> heheh
23:01 <Oskar> BAM
23:10 <Mort-> Ok so are they humanoids or monsterous ones
23:56 <Ballig> Mort-: over the past 4 months, the initial fear of the Midnight Mauler evolved into outrage. the last full moon saw a young Sczarni boy lynched, and the coming full moon will likely bring more mob violence
24:04 <Merisel> Medium Humaniods From bestiary
24:15 <Folnor> Humanoids... Shapeshifters... I believe
24:17 <Merisel> oh, sorry
24:19 <Mort-> I'm not supposed to know except from rolls
24:28 <Mort-> But you can tell me of course
25:00 <Mort-> Well that's dandy because i have a sack of anti humanoid stuff around (out of character)
25:11 <Mort-> I can't put the "
25:11 <Ballig> Mort-: you know that they are humanoid (human, shapechanger)
25:26 <Mort-> So first we have to find the werewolf
25:43 <Mort-> Then we have to subdue him using non lethal force
26:02 <Mort-> And we should bring along wolves bane to cure him
26:11 <Buck> yeah
26:17 <Mort-> Anyone wants to bring the chains ?
26:20 <Mort-> Silver ones?
26:26 <Buck> what chains
26:31 <Mort-> Manacles?
26:45 <Buck> we can just use rope
26:55 <Mort-> Get some chains to tie him up. I can't hold him forever you know
27:02 <Buck> that's what the rope is for
27:07 <Mort-> Rope breaks easily
27:14 <Mort-> Expect him to have unholy strength
27:26 <Folnor> I have Masterwork Manacles
27:31 <Ballig> An excited young man strains for a view from behind a row 
27:31 <Ballig> of dull, bored, gray-clad observers on the docks of Ardis’s 
27:31 <Ballig> modest harbor. His face beams with equal parts excitement 
27:31 <Ballig> and relief as the gangplank drops.
27:31 <Ballig> “Well met, my brothers and sisters,” the young man says. 
27:31 <Ballig> “Thank you for coming so quickly! I am Ryado Erudyta.” 
27:31 <Ballig> Despite his youth, Ryado approaches with a limp in his left leg. 
27:31 <Ballig> “I have a coach waiting to take us back to the safe house. We 
27:31 <Ballig> can speak more freely away from these crowds.”
27:36 <Ballig> The rented cab is small but well appointed, and after a 
27:36 <Ballig> moment of securing the luggage, Erudyta continues. “By now 
27:36 <Ballig> you must have heard of the unfortunate circumstances of 
27:36 <Ballig> Master Vilk’s… condition. I ran into him by chance six weeks 
27:36 <Ballig> ago at the library of a mutual friend. I was researching the 
27:36 <Ballig> Dracora family’s lineage, but that’s neither here nor there.” 
27:36 <Ballig> He glances out the window, peering at the long, orange 
27:36 <Ballig> shadows cast by the late afternoon sun. “To my shame, I
27:40 <Ballig> didn’t put all the clues together until the most recent round 
27:40 <Ballig> of murders, but now I see it all… Vilk’s overland journey into 
27:40 <Ballig> Ustalav under cover of darkness, the low profile he maintains, 
27:40 <Ballig> and the identities of the seemingly random victims.” He 
27:40 <Ballig> shakes his head, showing more years than his rosy cheeks 
27:40 <Ballig> would suggest. “I wish I could stop him myself, but fighting a 
27:40 <Ballig> werewolf would’ve been well beyond my skills even before the 
27:41 <Mort-> Cool
27:46 <Ballig> ghouls got to me.” He knocks gently on his left leg.
27:46 <Ballig> “The full moon starts tonight, along with Vilk’s next 
27:46 <Ballig> round of murders. I beg you to cure our wayward master 
27:46 <Ballig> if at all possible. You’ll find curative magics scarce in Ardis, 
27:46 <Ballig> but I believe a powerful dose of wolfsbane may reverse his 
27:46 <Ballig> condition, should he survive it. There might even be enough
27:50 <Ballig> humanity left in his bestial soul to reason with. The guards 
27:51 <Ballig> grow wise to the beast, and the locals are on edge as well—if 
27:51 <Ballig> the guards or an angry mob beat us to Vilk, the Society’s 
27:51 <Ballig> relationship to the Midnight Mauler will be exposed. We 
27:51 <Ballig> can’t let that happen. One way or another, Vilk’s rampage 
27:51 <Ballig> must end tonight.”
28:10 <Mort-> One night of werewolf hunting
28:30 <Folnor> The problem with wolfsbane is it must be ingested
28:42 <Folnor> !roll 1d20+7 heal
28:42 <dicebot> Folnor, heal: [1d20=13] 20
28:49 <Mort-> Easy. We tie in up. And force it into him.
29:09 <Mort-> Just have to keep him from beating us to the ground first
29:12 <Buck> how many doses of wolfsbane should we get, 500gp eah
29:13 <Buck> each
29:15 <Merisel> So possibly it will kill him, possibly it will heal him
29:25 <Folnor> "I'll leave that up to you all.  I wont be going near something that could eat me in one bite!"
29:43 <Mort-> There are ways to restrain unruly humans
29:57 * Mort- eyes have a dark glint in them
30:55 <Mort-> Did i tell you what i did with a spellblade the last time?
31:25 <Folnor> "Lets just tie him up.  If we need to. We can always buy wolfsbane later"
31:30 <Oskar> "aye"
31:40 <Mort-> Id worry he breaks free
31:42 <Merisel> I think that if we can just get him, then bring him to a healer or an apothecary
31:43 <Ballig> you have a chance to question Limpy while you're in the caravan with him
31:49 <Buck> we think we'll find some wolfsbane along the way
31:51 <Buck> hopefully
32:15 <Mort-> The were wolf is tough
32:34 <Mort-> You need not hold punches when dealing with him
32:40 <Mort-> Question
32:54 <Mort-> Coup de gras - can it be done non lethal?
32:59 <Ballig> no
33:00 <Mort-> Out of character
33:01 <Mort-> Ok
33:10 <Ballig> a coup de grace is slitting his throat
33:15 <Ballig> (or similar)
33:20 <Mort-> Means in the worst possible case it will happen
33:21 <Folnor> yeah... or cleaving a body in two
33:27 <Folnor> how can you possibly do that non lethaly
33:31 <Ballig> ha
33:42 <Oskar> ok so where are we?
33:44 <Ballig> any questions for Limpy?
33:44 <Mort-> I tried to coup before but the guy didn't die lol
33:44 <Buck> "What will it take to reason with him?"
33:47 <Mort-> Haha
33:52 <Oskar> are we at the docks?
34:01 <Merisel> "Hey Limpy, Is there a Curfew in this City?
34:10 <Ballig> "I don't know much about Lycanthropes, but hopefully he still has a shred of humanity in him."
34:24 <Buck> "Is there any clue as to where he might strike next?"
34:34 <Ballig> "They haven't given a curfew... yet. But the guards have been expelling strangers from the city around a full moon."
34:38 <Mort-> Right. Who's good at blabbering his/her mouth off
34:43 <Jerus> "Does he got any family?"
34:44 * Folnor starts detailing lycanthropes to Limpy.
35:21 <Ballig> "That's been a bit of a problem. I spent six weeks trying to track him down without any luck; too many of his records were simply wiped clean after his exile. If anyone in Ardis knows Vilk well enough to predict his actions, it would be his ex-lover: a half-elf courtesan named Markov Rutowski. Despite the urban decay, Ardis's courtesans remain well insulated, and I lack the influence to even gain 
35:22 <Ballig> an audience with him."
35:34 <Ballig> "I understand Vilk's exile was something of a black mark on Rutowski's own career, and it likely remains a sensitive topic."
36:09 <Oskar> "and what's the pattern with the seemingly-random victims?"
36:27 <Mort-> Wow oskar you pwn
36:51 <Ballig> "There have been fourteen murders over the past four months. He began with Wanda Oteski, the granddaughter of one of Vilk's old adventuring rivals. Afterward he slew an elderly merchant and his son who bore witness at Vilk's trial. The next month saw the death of an elven information broker; apparently she directed Vilk and his band to that ill-fated tomb."
36:57 <Ballig> "The list goes on, but all of them bear some connection to Vilk."
37:11 <Mort-> Slighted people?
37:13 <Folnor> "What trial?
37:33 <Ballig> "Vilk was banished from Ustalav. I don't know many of the details; most of the records have been destroyed or moved to Caliphas over the past fifty years."
37:46 <Jerus> "Any idea whose next? Or is it more like whose left?"
37:55 <Ballig> "Rumour has it he lost four fellow adventurers looting a noble family's tomb. The family has since relocated, or else I'd say they're our prime target. I know nothing else about the trial or the parties involved. Not many remain in Ardis with memories that long."
37:55 <Mort-> Morbid thought
38:02 <Merisel> "Would it be going out on a limb to suggest that the Judge who exiled him would be Next?
38:15 <Mort-> Wow i love you guys
38:22 <Folnor> "Perhaps I could check the records of the trial?"
38:27 <Mort-> You guys pwn me at detective work
38:31 <Ballig> "The records have been destroyed."
38:38 <Ballig> "The Judge might be a possible target."
38:47 <Buck> "Where can we find him/her?"
38:58 <Folnor> "Most unfortunate about the records.  Where can we find the Judge?"
39:01 <Merisel> "The Judge is still presiding here in Ardis"
39:10 <Ballig> "Judge Pradowca lives above her courtroom."
39:17 <Jerus> "No other likely ones? Other side of the uh. Trial or somethin'?"
39:20 <Folnor> "I believe that would be a place worth visiting."
40:21 <Ballig> the carriage arrives outside the Ardis safe house as you finish asking your questions (he has no further information)
40:28 <Ballig> Limpy invites you to rest for a few hours, but urges you to start before the moon rises
40:35 <Ballig> the safe house itself offers few amenities, being more a museum and office than a home
40:56 <Mort-> Anyone any good at tracking?
41:02 <Oskar> "wait"
41:03 <Buck> we all have survival
41:08 <Oskar> "i have some work to do here"
41:08 * Folnor excitedly examines the museum and office
41:21 <Buck> "Is this going to take long, Oskar?"
41:26 <Oskar> "not long no"
41:45 <Mort-> Your going off alone?
42:20 <Mort->  Not particularly wise considering circumstances no?
42:29 <Ballig> are you home yet Mort
42:33 <Folnor> "Any records of Osirionology in this place?"
42:34 <Mort-> Not
42:36 <Mort-> Soon
42:40 <Mort-> 10
42:42 <Ballig> "Oh yes! Yes, I have many such records."
42:44 <Ballig> he's quite excited to talk about it
42:55 * Folnor is quite excited as well
43:11 <Mort-> /
43:17 <Ballig> he quickly shows you to his Osirionology library, and you can look through his humble notes
43:26 * Mort- listens in
43:30 <Mort-> /
43:41 <Jerus> "Atleast we're not on a boat.."
43:43 <Merisel> "Well it looks like the bookworms are heading it off"
43:44 * Mort- likes stories
43:52 <Folnor> "May I make a copy of these? They are quite fascinating!"
43:57 <Ballig> "Oh, of course."
44:01 <Ballig> he provides you with some quill and paper
44:05 <Ballig> make a linguistics check
44:11 <Ballig> (if you have it, intelligence check if you don't)
44:27 <Folnor> !roll 1d20+13 Scribe
44:27 <dicebot> Folnor, Scribe: [1d20=13] 26
44:28 <Mort-> You need help with that foldor?
44:32 <Ballig> you make a copy of the notes
44:36 <Ballig> what's your next move?
44:40 <Mort-> They look facinating
45:19 <Merisel> "Look at that scribe Scribing!"
45:24 <Folnor> "Oh no.  I'm quite capable of copying these."
45:43 <Ballig> the judge is in session, and the courtroom is closed to visitors
46:03 <Folnor> "Were going to the Judges house now?  Im sorry I was engrossed in these records."
46:06 <Mort->  I'm pretty good at it myself
46:21 <Mort-> Maybe the taverns may contain his ex lover?
46:21 * Buck glares at Folnor
46:37 <Folnor> "Oh my, I didn't even notice we were outside."
46:46 <Folnor> "When did that happen?
47:00 <Buck> "Did you really not notice we were outside"
47:02 Tashes has quit (Ping timeout: 121 seconds)
47:02 <Jerus> "Ya put down the book when we got fightin' to do, right?"
47:09 * Folnor goes back to reading.
47:09 <Oskar> "can we get a message to the judge?"
47:20 <Oskar> "and do we think he's in danger tonight?"
47:26 <Oskar> "specifically tonight?"
47:46 <Merisel> "It's a woman judge I think?"
47:59 * Folnor comments on the other circumstantial evidence.
48:09 * Folnor without stopping his reading.
48:26 <Merisel> "If anyone has brought a  grappling hook I could scale the building and get into her Quarters"
48:47 <Folnor> "Stops his reading.  That's just foolish Merisel.
49:05 <Folnor> "Do you want to break the local laws and have the constabulary called?"
49:10 <Jerus> "Well, I got a grappling hook, but that don't make it a good idea. It is a judge after all."
49:31 * Folnor sits out of the way.  Begins reading again.
49:37 <Merisel> "Well then, off to the tavern"
49:42 <Buck> we go look for the ex-lover
49:45 * Folnor gets back up and follows the group.  Reading.
49:47 <Buck> we'll come back to see the judge later
49:55 <Jerus> "Why don't we see bout that uh.. boyfriend of his? Is that how you ought to call it?"
49:58 <Merisel> "I could use a bit of a drink.."
50:07 <Buck> "Agreed."
50:44 <Oskar> "let's go to the poshest tavern hey?"
50:48 <Ballig> you check around and find Markov's address
50:51 <Oskar> "whichever one that it"
50:57 * Folnor comments on how there is no telling if the courtisian is male or female.
51:07 <Ballig> as you approach his townhouse
51:16 <Ballig> A scraggly hedgerow and a thousand storms’ worth of water 
51:17 <Ballig> stains mar Rutowski’s otherwise beautiful townhouse. Well-worn marble steps lead to oaken double doors and an ornate, 
51:17 <Ballig> yellow bell pull.
51:28 * Folnor believes that it was refering to the pimp
51:52 * Folnor jumps and tries to pull on the bell.
52:00 <Jerus> "Huh. Thats pretty fancy."
52:02 <Ballig> ha
52:04 <Mort-> SWITCHING IRC
52:04 * Jerus gives the bell a pull.
52:05 <Ballig> Folnor rings the bell
52:05 <Mort-> WAIT
52:08 Mort- has quit (Quit: Bye)
52:12 * Merisel waits behind the hedgrow
52:34 <Folnor> "Apparently... this place is not Gnome friendly.  That bell was really out of reach."
54:22 * Merisel Wonders how far the Hedgerow is from the front door?
54:45 <Merisel> no problem
54:54 * Merisel Still Wonders how far the Hedgerow is from the front door?
55:13 Mort ([email protected]) has joined #d&d
55:20 Ballig gives voice to Mort
55:22 <Ballig> Mort: getting on skype?
55:23 <Folnor> !roll 1d20+8 Sense Motive
55:23 <dicebot> Folnor, Sense Motive: [1d20=9] 17
55:28 <Mort> back
55:37 <Folnor> is Merisel thinking of tossing me in the bush?
55:54 <Mort> lol
56:05 <Merisel> ah, I don't remember what my roll is
56:08 <Merisel> lol
56:48 <Oskar> mort are you skyping?
56:50 <Folnor> pretty sure its an opposed bluff check to conceal the fact your considering it
57:17 <Merisel> apparently the pregen lvl 7 doesn't have a bluff skill
57:19 <Buck> Folnor: say what the roll is for first, then make the roll
57:36 <Buck> with sense motive it has to be a secret roll, so !roll 1d20+8 sense motive @ballig
57:39 <Mort> lagging
57:42 <Mort> Im trying
57:48 <Folnor> its not combat or story related
57:52 <Folnor> pure flavor
57:56 <Oskar> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ZX81
58:00 <Folnor> and tom foolery
58:01 <Oskar> that was my first computer
58:10 <Folnor> so i dont think we need to involve DM
58:32 <Ballig> you ring the bell and a minute later a human male answers, very well dressed
58:39 <Ballig> "May I help you gentlemen and lady?"
58:57 * Merisel ducks down behind the hedgerow
59:14 <Ballig> Merisel: do !roll 1d20+<stealthmod> @Ballig
59:30 <Merisel> !roll 1d20+15 Stealth
59:31 <dicebot> Merisel, Stealth: [1d20=8] 23
59:35 <Ballig> put the @Ballig after it
59:43 <Merisel> !roll 1d20+15 Stealth @Ballig
59:45 <Merisel> yes
00:04 <Folnor> "Hello!  Were here for entertainment, pleasure, and whatever else might tickle our fancy!"
00:32 Mort- ([email protected]) has joined #d&d
00:33 <Ballig> he rolls his eyes "Master Rutowski is not for your ENTERTAINMENT."
00:46 <Mort-> Sorry
00:53 <Mort-> Comp fking up
00:56 <Mort->  I think
01:05 <Buck> "Let's say we're here for his."
01:20 <Ballig> he looks you up and down
01:23 <Ballig> "I think not, sir."
01:42 Mort- has quit (Quit: Bye)
01:43 * Folnor flashes his heavy coin purse.
01:54 <Folnor> "I think that's for me to decide."
02:07 <Mort> "Jerus, can I dance with you?"
02:10 <Ballig> "The master does not see vagabonds."
02:23 <Mort> this is a tavern..?
02:27 <Jerus> "Dance? Uh, Not the right time."
02:29 <Ballig> it's the courtesan's townhouse
02:48 <Mort> lol
03:08 <Folnor> "Don't let my guards rough demeanor color your impression of me."
03:29 <Ballig> "You allow your guards too much freedom, sir."
03:56 * Merisel attempts to hear if there is any problem going on at the door
04:06 <Merisel> !roll 1d20+13 @Ballig
04:22 <Folnor> "And your master allows you too much freedom in turning away people of importance.  Perhaps I was wrong to seek services from one so inept."
04:27 <Ballig> Merisel: you can hear that the manservant isn't allowing anyone inside yet
04:39 * Jerus stands at stiff attention, to play up this role of guard.
05:02 <Ballig> Folnor: roll diplomacy
05:12 <Folnor> !roll 1d20+8 Diplomacy @Ballig
05:18 <Oskar> mute please mort
05:19 <Mort>  him?
05:23 <Mort> Im lagging
05:46 <Buck> hit mute mort
06:44 <Ballig> "I'm afraid Master Rutowski is not currently seeing visitors."
06:59 <Folnor> "When will he be available?"
07:01 Mort- ([email protected]) has joined #d&d
07:06 <Buck> sense motive
07:09 <Mort-> Comp is very unstable atm
07:17 <Oskar> "bollocks to him - let's just go back to the court"
07:18 <Buck> is he bsing us because he wants us to leave or is he being honest
07:22 <Ballig> "You can schedule a time to see him in a fortnight."
07:27 <Ballig> Buck: roll it secretly
07:30 <Buck> !throw 1d20+9 sense motive @ballig
07:34 <Buck> !roll 1d20+9 sense motive @ballig
07:35 <Mort-> On and off
07:43 <Mort-> Rebooting
07:48 <Ballig> Buck: you think that he is turning away unscheduled visitors out of habit
07:54 <Mort-> Lol
08:11 <Folnor> "There's no way I'll be allowed to stay that long in this place.  The Ruby Prince has need of me other places."
08:44 <Folnor> "Perhaps we could reach an accommodation to eliminate the wait?"
08:46 <Ballig> does anyone have knowledge (nobility)?
08:54 <Merisel> nope
09:25 Mort has quit (Ping timeout: 121 seconds)
09:26 <Buck> !roll 1d20+8 
09:26 <dicebot> Buck, 1d20+8: [1d20=20] 28
09:32 <Folnor> !roll 1d20+10 Nobility
09:33 <dicebot> Folnor, Nobility: [1d20=11] 21
09:37 <Ballig> Mort whispers in Folnor's ear
09:47 <Ballig> you can make another secret diplomacy check
10:21 <Folnor> !roll 1d20+8 Diplo @Ballig
10:38 <Ballig> "I suppose I could let you inside... for 50 gold."
10:57 * Merisel watches at Mort leans over to Folnor
11:01 <Mort-> I have
11:10 <Folnor> "Guard.  Pay the man.
11:11 * Buck nods
11:15 <Mort-> !roll 1d20+9 mobility
11:16 <dicebot> Mort-, mobility: [1d20=6] 15
11:23 <Mort-> Ok sorry spell wrong
11:29 <Ballig> Mort-: you're very mobile
11:32 <Buck> too late mort, I already rolled a 20 for you
11:34 <Ballig> you have two legs, and the same number of feet
11:37 <Mort-> Np
11:38 <Ballig> you're pretty sure you can move if you wanted to
11:38 <Mort-> Lol
11:39 * Jerus snaps to, moving like a well trained soldier, producing 50 gold for the man.
11:50 * Jerus returns to attention when hes done
12:05 * Mort- tries to hide a giggle
12:19 <Ballig> the man quietly pockets the gold, not even counting it first - he's /that/ classy - and moves to usher you inside. first, though, he calls out "The man in the hedges - do you want to come in as well?"
12:35 <Folnor> "Of course he does.
12:36 <Mort-> Lady btw
12:43 <Mort-> If i don't remember wrong
12:46 <Merisel> "Oh, Of course"
12:49 <Ballig> Merisel is a guy
12:55 <Mort-> Really?
12:59 <Merisel> Merisel is a Female 
13:00 <Jerus> whispers, "What, Mort? Never seen me bein' all proper?"
13:01 <Mort-> Bloody elves and names
13:02 <Ballig> is she
13:02 <Ballig> weird
13:05 <Mort-> What lol?
13:24 * Mort- whispers back no
13:36 * Merisel walks up smoothly to the door
13:42 <Folnor> "It's not important.  Male... Female... its all fun in my book."
13:43 <Ballig> you find Rutowski in his study reviewing Taldan poetry
14:08 <Ballig> A fine-featured gentleman of mixed Taldan and Ustalavic 
14:08 <Ballig> descent reclines on a fainting couch, though his pointed ears 
14:08 <Ballig> and upturned eyes betray an even more exotic ancestry. He 
14:08 <Ballig> gently lays aside the book in his hand.
14:08 <Ballig> “You’re clearly not locals, nor are you expected. I know only 
14:08 <Ballig> Pathfinders to be so bold. Your fearless little Society has already 
14:08 <Ballig> taken enough from me. Leave or I will call the guards.”
14:10 Mort ([email protected]) has joined #d&d
14:16 Ballig gives voice to Mort
14:34 Mort- has quit (Quit: Bye)
14:52 <Oskar> "look we're here to prevent vilk from taking more lives"
14:56 <Mort> god dman
14:58 <Mort> this is better
15:01 <Buck> "I don't believe this."
15:10 <Mort> now Im myself
15:13 <Folnor> "More the pity for you then.  Vict has been afflicted with a particularly nasty case of lycantropy and may be coming for a visit."
15:16 <Ballig> "Your Society already took Vilk from me once."
15:16 <Mort> ca, sheets and all
15:20 <Ballig> "I'm not helping you do it all over again."
15:23 <Mort> "We're trying to HELP"
15:27 <Mort> "To get him back to you"
15:35 <Ballig> "Vilk loves me, he would never hurt me."
15:42 <Mort> "He isnt human. not at the moment"
15:46 <Mort> "He may not even know what he is doing
15:47 <Oskar> "aye"
15:53 <Oskar> "we can cure him"
16:17 <Mort> "He wouldnt hurt you of his free will, but he has been tainted by a monster"
16:21 <Oskar> "if we cure him you can be reunited"
16:24 * Folnor pulls out his documents on lycanthropy and hands them to Rutowski
16:28 <Ballig> someone make a sense motive check
16:34 * Merisel rambles off names of those who have died by Vilk's hand
16:38 <Buck> !throw 1d20+9 sense motive @ballig
16:51 <Folnor> !roll 1d20+8 Sense Motive @ballig
16:52 <Jerus> "Fourteen people so far, ya know. You want to let it be more?"
17:04 <Mort> "Do you want to be next?"
17:08 <Mort> hrm
17:10 <Mort> thats interesting
17:56 <Folnor> !roll 1d20+8 Diplomacy @ballig
18:01 <Mort> !throw 1d20+0 aid diplomacy
18:09 <Mort> !roll 1d20+0 roll diplomacy
18:09 <dicebot> Mort, roll diplomacy: [1d20=15] 15
18:11 <Mort> lolz
18:30 <Ballig> Rutowski sighs and retakes his seat, gesturing to the other 
18:30 <Ballig> overstuffed chairs and divans that fill the room. “Forgive me. 
18:30 <Ballig> I sometimes forget that it was Ardis’s machinations that took 
18:30 <Ballig> my beloved away from me, and not the Pathfinder Society 
18:30 <Ballig> itself. I shall try to help you however I can.”
18:49 <Folnor> "Thank you."
18:55 * Merisel glides into a chair, relaxing comfortably
18:56 <Mort> "ID also want to make sure Ardis pays for it"
19:01 <Folnor> "You're help will be much appreciated."
19:14 <Mort> sorry hehe
19:17 <Mort> Im a little on and off
19:36 <Folnor> like a gnome with narcolepsy?
19:41 * Jerus sits down, making sure hes picked a good strong chair first.
19:42 <Buck> "Where is he?"
19:45 <Mort> dont talk about gnomes to the player
19:54 <Ballig> “He was here, you know. Not five days ago he stood where 
19:54 <Ballig> you are now, ranting and raving about Judge Pradowca and 
19:54 <Ballig> her lofty position. He was… so different from the Vonran I 
19:54 <Ballig> loved. So cold—hate just roiling off of him. Help him. Please.”
20:08 <Mort> "We will"
20:10 * Merisel fondles a ring on my left ring finger
20:14 <Buck> "What was his business with the Judge?"
20:15 <Mort> "Do you know his favourite haunts?"
20:29 <Oskar> "how can we gain audience with judge pradowca?"
20:30 <Mort> we might pick up more places, who knows
20:33 <Ballig> “There are a few poor souls 
20:34 <Ballig> left in Ardis I’m sure Vonran bears a grudge toward, 
20:34 <Ballig> though the worst offenders moved on decades ago to 
20:34 <Ballig> Caliphas. Of all his remaining accusers, Judge Cevianna 
20:34 <Ballig> Pradowca is the worst. She bore a grudge against Vonran 
20:34 <Ballig> for refusing to wed her and so turned her courtroom into 
20:34 <Ballig> a weapon against him. She’s the one who handed down 
20:34 <Ballig> his banishment. I wager he’ll hunt her next.”
20:58 <Oskar> "how can we gain audience with judge pradowca?"
21:01 * Merisel looks hopeful
21:07 <Folnor> "This is most disturbing news."
21:09 <Mort> "Right. We get there faster then he does, and lay a nice lil trap for him"
21:16 <Mort> "matter settled"
21:21 <Ballig> "I'm sure the Judge will see you if you are insistent."
21:44 <Buck> "Do you know where we can find some wolfsbane?"
22:01 <Folnor> "He is inflicted with Lycanthropy.  Would you be willing to accompany us so that if he shows up your presence will give him pause?"
22:02 <Ballig> "Well, you are unlikely to be able to buy any in Ardis - the apothecaries have raised the prices."
22:14 <Ballig> "But there is a small abandoned forest outside of town that usually has some."
22:20 <Mort> "Thank you"
22:24 <Ballig> "But there are man-eating plants in there, it's why no one has gone and picked the wolfsbane."
22:25 <Buck> "How long would it take to get there and back to the courthouse?"
22:35 <Ballig> "It's just outside the walls of the city."
22:59 <Mort> "Shit we should have bought the wolfs bane aearlier
23:01 <Buck> "We won't waste any time."
23:02 <Mort> I cast mage armor on msyelf
23:08 * Mort casts mage armor on myself
23:14 <Ballig> "I'm not an adventurer, I can't face a werewolf. Even if he is my beloved Vonran."
23:14 * Merisel rises and curtsies to The courtier
23:36 <Mort> "Hey, I dont wear stinky metal suits like you guys"
23:43 <Mort> "Dont really understand how you can stand the smell anyway.."
23:47 <Jerus> "Thankya for your time. Hopefully we can get him fixed."
23:54 <Folnor> "You wouldn't have to face him.  Just try to talk him down."
23:56 <Merisel> sorry if i am doing things wrong, but i have never played on IRC
23:57 <Ballig> she gives you directions to the forest, it's just outside of town
24:01 <Mort> its fine
24:03 <Merisel> thanks
24:04 <Mort> I did worse
24:05 <Buck> "I need a sample of that wolf's fur."
24:05 <Mort> hahaha
24:06 <Folnor> "I'ts better then the alternative."
24:06 <Ballig> he
24:22 <Mort> u should have seen what I did on my first game
24:39 <Mort> yeah
24:44 <Mort> address?
24:45 <Ballig> 121.45.213.146
25:11 <Oskar> Orange please
25:14 <Mort> blue M
25:15 <Jerus> no! mine!
25:17 <Buck> brown
25:17 <Mort> lol
25:32 <Merisel> someone talk me through this?
25:35 * Buck sings "I've been to the desert on a horse with no name"
25:44 <Mort> you need to say
25:44 <Merisel> I have opened the program
25:47 <Mort> what colour your counter will be
25:50 <Mort> key in youir username
25:52 <Merisel> and connected
25:57 <Mort> and put thea ddress 121.45.213.146
26:07 <Merisel> ah, color will be Purple?
26:11 <Mort> yeah
26:13 <Mort> and say your hp and ac
26:16 <Mort> to ballig privately
26:25 * Folnor on The way to the forest I tell Mort all about Nethys
26:35 <Buck> 54/54 AC22
26:36 <Mort> "He is with me"
26:52 <Mort> if we all dont die.
26:53 <Mort> yeah
26:55 <Mort> (ooc)
27:06 <Mort> can I do knowledge check on man eating plants?
27:07 <Mort> btw?
27:14 <Jerus> jerus orange
27:14 <Folnor> Pink 59/59 AC14 @ballig
27:18 <Oskar> green
27:23 <Oskar> medium
27:41 <Buck> Dobs neighs
28:03 <Mort> yeah blue
28:09 <Merisel> puple
28:19 <Folnor> All my favorite things are pink.
28:59 <Merisel> Do I have to do anything with this Combat window, like click where I want to go or anything?
29:25 <Mort> ur funny
30:33 <Buck> !throw 1d20+7 survival
30:39 <Buck> !roll 1d20+7 survival
30:39 <dicebot> Buck, survival: [1d20=7] 14
30:40 <Jerus> !throw 1d20+3 survival
30:44 <Buck> !roll 1d20+2 nature
30:44 <dicebot> Buck, nature: [1d20=13] 15
30:49 <Folnor> !roll 1d20+10 Nature
30:49 <dicebot> Folnor, Nature: [1d20=1] 11
30:57 <Mort> waht about surivval and nature
31:00 <Mort> can I roll nature?
31:01 <Ballig> roll it
31:02 <Ballig> yeah
31:06 <Jerus> !throw 1d20+3 survival
31:06 <Mort> !throw 1d20+9 knowledge nature
31:13 <Mort> !roll 1d20+9 knowledge nature
31:14 <dicebot> Mort, knowledge nature: [1d20=1] 10
31:16 <Mort> oh wow
31:18 <Mort> I rolled a 1 too
31:20 <Jerus> !roll 1d20+3 survival
31:21 <dicebot> Jerus, survival: [1d20=19] 22
31:26 <Mort> yeah
31:28 <Mort> I know :(
31:34 * Merisel looks forlornly at the ground
31:41 <Ballig> you notice a wolfsbane patch 
31:51 <Jerus> "Hey, theres some wolfsbane. Good thing I know somethin' about plants, huh?"
31:53 <Mort> is there anyone around?
32:00 <Jerus> "I picked em, planted em..
32:01 * Mort looks around nervously
32:11 * Merisel looks at the sign up ahead
32:20 <Mort> can I do knowledge check on man eating plants?
32:35 <Mort> difficult terrain..
32:59 <Mort> @see
32:59 <Oskar> @see
33:00 <dicebot> Oskar, perception: [1d20=17] 22
33:03 <Mort> what?
33:06 <Folnor> !roll 1d20+10 Perception
33:06 <dicebot> Folnor, Perception: [1d20=14] 24
33:08 <Buck> !roll 1d20+12 perception
33:08 <dicebot> Buck, perception: [1d20=13] 25
33:09 <Mort> !throw 1d20+2 perception
33:13 <Merisel> !roll 1d20+13 Perception
33:13 <dicebot> Merisel, Perception: [1d20=6] 19
33:14 <Oskar> lol i stole morts roll
33:14 <Jerus> !roll 1d20+4 perception
33:15 <dicebot> Jerus, perception: [1d20=18] 22
33:15 <Mort> !roll 1d20+2 perception
33:16 <dicebot> Mort, perception: [1d20=3] 5
33:18 <Mort> shit
33:22 <Mort> nevermind I se shit
33:54 <Mort> knowledge check
34:00 <Mort> on A, 1 and 2
34:09 <Mort> Ill tell you what I want ot know
34:13 <Ballig> Buck notices some deadly plants
34:18 <Ballig> and points them out to everyone else
34:19 <Ballig> roll initiative
34:20 <Ballig> !!
34:23 <Buck> @init
34:23 <dicebot> Buck, gunslinger init: [1d20=17] 22
34:24 <Oskar> @init
34:24 <dicebot> Oskar, initiative: [1d20=2] 6
34:25 <Mort> !throw 1d20+5 initiative
34:27 <Jerus> @init
34:27 <dicebot> Jerus, initiative: [1d20=8] 11
34:36 <Mort> !roll 1d20+5 initiative
34:37 <dicebot> Mort, initiative: [1d20=2] 7
34:39 <Folnor> !roll 1d20+3 initiative
34:40 <dicebot> Folnor, initiative: [1d20=17] 20
34:53 <Merisel> !roll 1d20+11 Initiative
34:53 <dicebot> Merisel, Initiative: [1d20=12] 23
35:12 <Merisel> improved init
35:20 <Merisel> pregened
35:37 <Buck> !roll 1d20+2 nature
35:37 <dicebot> Buck, nature: [1d20=2] 4
35:37 <Folnor> !roll 1d20+10 Nature to identify
35:38 <dicebot> Folnor, Nature to identify: [1d20=19] 29
35:40 <Mort> !throw 1d20+9 knowlege nature
35:49 <Mort> !roll 1d20+9 knowlege nature
35:50 <dicebot> Mort, knowlege nature: [1d20=1] 10
35:52 <Mort> fk
36:00 <Mort> "Id like to know its abilities"
36:14 <Mort> folnor..
36:17 <Mort> for identify
36:19 * Folnor relays any information i know.
36:35 <Mort> gm may ask what pieces of info you want to know..
36:39 <Buck> "Is it vulnerable to bullets"
37:08 <Merisel> "Well, i am pretty useless against plants, never really fought any before, just harvested them"
37:11 <Ballig> 1-3 are Xtabays
37:14 <Ballig> A is an elder assassin vine
37:17 * Folnor specifically vulnerabilities, strengths, nasty abilities
37:37 <Mort> assasin vine..
37:56 <Mort> player kows quite some
37:57 <Mort> acutally
38:00 <Mort> but character doesnt
38:01 <Mort> hehe
38:11 <Mort> player has been reading the beastery
38:14 <Mort> and magus threads..
38:24 <Mort> so yes the player knows about assasin vines
38:31 <Mort> but character doesnt
39:11 <Mort> i could tell you all about them
39:12 <Mort> as aplayer
39:14 <Mort> for assasin vines
39:16 <Mort> but not character
39:31 <Merisel> so can someone fill me in on what I need to do with the Combat Window?
39:42 <Mort> tell him what you awnt to do
39:43 <Mort> and do it
39:50 <Merisel> oh, ok
40:47 <Mort> I want hte big one
40:47 <Oskar> merisel you just use the ca window as a reference
40:55 <Merisel> oh, ok
41:04 <Oskar> ballig moves everyone around based upon our instructions
41:24 <Mort> constrict. big palyer killer
41:29 <Mort> but a good bit of grease...^^
41:31 <Mort> should fix the mess
41:35 * Mort grins nastily
41:39 <Merisel> are my daggers one time use things, or can I pick them up after I am done with them?
42:12 <Ballig> it is Merisel's turn
42:17 <Merisel> excellent
42:17 <Ballig> you can pick them up
42:22 <Merisel> thanks
43:02 <Merisel> Great
43:17 <Merisel> yes
43:20 <Merisel> looks good
44:01 <Merisel> I move 30 ft in the NorthWest directions
44:17 <Merisel> 4 squars
44:24 <Ballig> you have a standard action remaining
44:28 <Merisel> yeah, I remember
44:44 <Merisel> I pull out an Alchemist fire from by backpack
44:51 <Ballig> okay
44:53 <Ballig> it's Buck's turn
44:54 <Mort> lol
45:15 <Merisel> yes I know I could
45:29 <Buck> Dobs rides in 50ft NW
45:31 <Merisel> I had to go through the bag
45:46 <Mort> next time use wrist sheathes :P
45:48 <Mort> lolz
45:55 <Buck> first shot at 3
46:00 <Buck> !throw 1d20+6
46:04 <Ballig> !dist 25 40
46:05 <dicebot> Ballig, 47.170
46:05 <Buck> !roll 1d20+6
46:05 <dicebot> Buck, 1d20+6: [1d20=2] 8
46:12 <Buck> second shot at 3
46:14 <Buck> !roll 1d20+6
46:15 <dicebot> Buck, 1d20+6: [1d20=8] 14
46:20 <Ballig> that hits
46:21 <Ballig> roll damage
46:34 <Buck> !throw 1d12+8
46:38 <Mort> roll
46:38 <Buck> !roll 1d12+8
46:39 <dicebot> Buck, 1d12+8: [1d12=3] 11
46:39 <Mort> nubs
46:44 <Ballig> it slumps over
46:53 <Buck> third shot at #2
46:59 <Buck> !roll 1d20+1
46:59 <dicebot> Buck, 1d20+1: [1d20=12] 13
47:02 <Ballig> you hit
47:06 <Buck> !roll 1d12+8
47:07 <dicebot> Buck, 1d12+8: [1d12=8] 16
47:10 <Ballig> it slumps over
47:12 <Buck> reload
47:16 <Merisel> what is Buck?  A gunslinger?
47:19 <Buck> yeah
47:19 <Ballig> yeah
47:22 <Merisel> ok
47:36 <Mort> his horse is ocmbat trained
47:38 <Mort> though
47:39 <Merisel> nice
48:07 <Oskar> i read that as wombat trained
48:12 <Mort> lol
48:18 <Folnor> Double Move to R12
48:18 <Ballig> it's Folnor's turn
49:31 <Merisel> or if you have run feat, which is 5xs
49:50 <Mort> you lose ac
49:51 <Folnor> mort.... ive got cookies....
49:52 <Ballig> it's Jerus' turn
49:53 <Merisel> yeah
49:54 <Mort> doing that kind of.. :P
49:54 <Folnor> they delicious
49:57 <Mort> OHHHHH
50:03 <Mort> I love coookies!
50:13 <Jerus> 3NW draw longbow during, shoot at the big one.
50:20 <Jerus> @bow
50:21 <dicebot> Jerus, archery: [1d20=17] 21; damage: [1d8=6] 6
50:33 <Jerus> done
50:44 <Ballig> your arrow hits the assassin vine, it has an arrow sticking out of its roots
50:45 <Folnor> sadly mort they are only available to people who say that they love gnomes.
50:50 <Mort> NOOOO
50:55 <Oskar> say it!
50:57 <Mort> ur mean :(
50:58 <Ballig> it is Mort's turn
50:59 <Mort> I CANt
51:01 <Oskar> say you love gnomes!
51:02 <Mort> OSKARS TURN?
51:07 <Mort> or mine
51:22 <Mort> I rolle dshit too
51:30 <Ballig> yes
51:33 <Ballig> Oskar got 6, you got 7
51:34 <Ballig> so it's your turn
51:35 <Mort> R16
51:39 <Mort> shoot at 1
52:07 <Ballig> roll to hit
52:10 <Mort> !roll 1d20+1 bow
52:11 <dicebot> Mort, bow: [1d20=4] 5
52:14 <Mort> already taken it into cosinderation
52:15 <Ballig> your arrow hits a tree
52:17 <Mort> yeah wonderful
52:18 <Ballig> it's Oskar's turn
52:19 <Mort> Im not a pro
52:32 <Mort> you can
52:34 <Mort> BUT. 
52:36 <Mort> you lose 2 ac
52:50 <Oskar> 1nw
52:52 <Oskar> 1nw
52:55 <Oskar> 1n
53:25 <Oskar> @bow
53:26 <dicebot> Oskar, attack: [1d20=12] 22; damage1: [1d8=4] 7
53:31 <Mort> is it wiht hte -4?
53:32 <Mort> already in?
53:36 <Ballig> you don't add -4 for cover
53:38 <Ballig> I add +4 to their AC
53:39 <Mort> oh haha
53:40 <Mort> k
53:48 <Oskar> end turn
53:54 <Ballig> it has an arrow sticking out of its petal
53:57 <Mort> you cant double attack?
53:58 <Mort> hrm
54:02 <Ballig> it's Merisel's turn
54:03 <Mort> ah k
54:22 <Merisel> 1n
54:27 <Merisel> 1nw
54:31 <Merisel> 1nw
54:36 <Merisel> full defense
54:39 <Ballig> okay
54:41 <Ballig> it's Buck's turn
54:46 <Mort> dont try to snap shot
54:50 <Mort> I think
55:12 <Buck> 2nw 1n
55:14 <Buck> shoot A
55:22 <Buck> 1e
55:29 <Buck> first shot
55:33 <Buck> !throw 1d20+7
55:38 <Buck> !roll 1d20+7
55:39 <Mort> lol joker
55:44 <Mort> what happend?
55:48 <Mort> nothing ahppend?
55:48 <dicebot> Buck, 1d20+7: [1d20=7] 14
55:54 <Ballig> you hit it
56:12 <Buck> !roll 1d12+9
56:12 <dicebot> Buck, 1d12+9: [1d12=6] 15
56:28 <Ballig> you blast off a vine
56:33 <Buck> second shot
56:38 <Buck> !roll 1d20+7
56:38 <dicebot> Buck, 1d20+7: [1d20=15] 22
56:40 <Ballig> you hit it
56:45 <Buck> !roll 1d12+9
56:46 <dicebot> Buck, 1d12+9: [1d12=6] 15
56:48 <Ballig> you blow off another vine
56:51 <Mort> dont worry.
56:55 <Buck> !roll 1d20+2
56:55 <dicebot> Buck, 1d20+2: [1d20=5] 7
56:59 <Ballig> you miss your last shot
57:02 <Ballig> it's Folnor's turn
57:07 <Folnor> N, N, Nw. To Q9  Pull quarterstaff during movement.  Prepare to Hand of the Acolyte first thing that comes in range.
57:19 <Folnor> end turn
57:41 <Ballig> the vine runs at Buck
58:17 <Folnor> !roll 1d20+8; 1d4+1
58:17 <dicebot> Folnor, 1d20+8: [1d20=6] 14; 1d4+1: [1d4=2] 3
58:22 <Ballig> your quarterstaff misses
58:29 * Folnor shrugs
58:39 <Ballig> it's Jerus' turn
58:54 <Jerus> move 2N, shoot at 1. Get rid of this sleep gas thing.
58:59 <Jerus> @bow
58:59 <dicebot> Jerus, archery: [1d20=3] 7; damage: [1d8=3] 3
59:00 <Mort> why not just melee it
59:01 <Mort> lol
59:03 <Ballig> you miss it
59:03 <Mort> your close 
59:06 <Jerus> ...sleep.. gas.
59:12 <Mort> ah yeah
59:13 <Mort> I forgot
59:14 <Mort> "D
59:16 <Ballig> it's Mort's turn
59:17 <Mort> I dont fail will saves
59:32 <Mort> 5 north
59:35 <Mort> take a popshot at 1
59:43 <Ballig> roll it
59:47 <Mort> !throw 1d20+5 bow
59:52 <Mort> !roll 1d20+5 bow
59:53 <dicebot> Mort, bow: [1d20=2] 7
59:54 <Mort> miss
59:56 <Ballig> you miss it
59:58 <Ballig> it's Oskar's turn
00:02 <Mort> "Finish 1"
00:14 <Ballig> !dist 25 15
00:14 <dicebot> Ballig, 29.155
00:21 <Oskar> @rapidpb
00:21 <dicebot> Oskar, attack1: [1d20=14] 23; damage1: [1d8=8] 12; attack2: [1d20=18] 27; damage2: [1d8=7] 11
00:30 <Ballig> you hit it twice, shearing off two more vines
00:34 <Oskar> end turn
00:38 <Mort> A down..?
00:40 <Ballig> it's Merisel's turn
00:47 <Mort> wtf that thing is tough
00:47 <Merisel> Draw my dagger
00:48 <Mort> nevermind
00:58 <Merisel> Throw at 1
01:01 <Ballig> roll to hit
01:07 <Merisel> Can I sneak attack?
01:13 <Ballig> it can see you
01:16 <Merisel> oh, ok
01:33 <Merisel> !roll 1d20+10 Attack
01:33 <dicebot> Merisel, Attack: [1d20=8] 18
01:43 <Ballig> you put your dagger through the vine's... vine
01:53 <Ballig> it's Buck's turn
01:53 <Mort> roll damage?
01:55 <Merisel> !roll 1d4+2
01:56 <dicebot> Merisel, 1d4+2: [1d4=2] 4
01:58 <Buck> 5ft step NE
02:02 <Ballig> it had 1 hp left
02:04 <Buck> shooting A 
02:05 <Mort> ah k
02:06 <Mort> lol
02:09 <Ballig> okay
02:09 <Buck> !throw 1d20+7
02:11 <Ballig> it takes an AOO at you
02:15 <Mort> hehe
02:21 <Ballig> it slams you
02:29 <Mort> we get to see the mess
02:31 <Ballig> it misses you
02:33 <Ballig> roll to hit
02:33 <Folnor> Mort.... 4 cookies left...
02:38 <Mort> I want cookies..
02:39 <Buck> !roll 1d20=7
02:40 <dicebot> Buck, 1d20=7: [1d20=17=7] 17
02:42 <Mort> BUT I CATN SAY I LOVE GNOMES
02:43 <Folnor> all you gotta do is say how much you like gnomes...
02:45 <Mort> NO
02:47 <Mort> its a liE
02:48 <Mort> I cant
02:52 <Ballig> you hit it
02:56 <Buck> !throw 1d12+9
02:59 <Buck> !roll 1d12+9
02:59 <dicebot> Buck, 1d12+9: [1d12=7] 16
03:10 * Mort is anguished
03:11 <Ballig> you take offa nother vine
03:12 <Mort> No..
03:13 <Buck> second shot 
03:18 <Buck> !roll 1d20+7
03:19 <dicebot> Buck, 1d20+7: [1d20=5] 12
03:19 <Mort> what the hell..?
03:21 <Mort> that thing is still tanding?
03:27 <Ballig> it's still standing
03:31 <Ballig> you miss it
03:32 <Mort> god damn
03:37 <Buck> third shot
03:40 <Buck> !roll 1d20+2
03:40 <dicebot> Buck, 1d20+2: [1d20=10] 12
03:42 <Ballig> you miss it
03:46 <Ballig> it's Folnor's turn
04:02 <Folnor> !roll 1d20+8; 1d4+1
04:02 <dicebot> Folnor, 1d20+8: [1d20=15] 23; 1d4+1: [1d4=4] 5
04:08 <Ballig> you hit it
04:10 <Ballig> it's bruised!
04:38 <Ballig> it attacks Buck
04:48 <Ballig> 28
04:49 <Ballig> does that hit?
04:50 <Brunius> Ha ha!
04:51 * Mort expects to get to rescue someone..
04:51 <Buck> hit
04:58 <Folnor> 3 north to Q6
05:14 <Ballig> dealing 18 damage
05:17 <Mort> grapple..?
05:22 <Buck> 36/54
06:08 <Ballig> it grabs buck
06:15 <Mort> I dont think so
06:57 <Mort> ah k
07:03 <Ballig> it constricts BUck for a further 15 damage
07:09 <Buck> 21/54
07:16 * Mort shrugs
07:28 <Mort> I expected it
07:31 <Mort> to happen
07:43 <Merisel> now is Buck off his horse?
08:29 <Brunius> The horse with no name?
08:33 <Mort> relax..
08:49 <Ballig> as a free action it causes plants to start entangling everyone
09:00 <Mort> entangling?
09:10 <Merisel> as in entangled Condition?
09:14 <Jerus> @ref
09:15 <dicebot> Jerus, reflex save: [1d20=2] 4
09:15 <Oskar> @reflex
09:15 <dicebot> Oskar, reflex: [1d20=5] 10
09:18 <Mort> !roll 1d20+6 reflex
09:19 <dicebot> Mort, reflex: [1d20=17] 23
09:20 <Mort> k
09:22 <Mort> wonderful
09:27 <Merisel> !roll 1d20+11 Reflex
09:28 <dicebot> Merisel, Reflex: [1d20=9] 20
09:41 <Folnor> !roll 1d20+1 Reflex
09:42 <dicebot> Folnor, Reflex: [1d20=15] 16
09:55 <Oskar> <?entangled
09:55 <dicebot> The character is ensnared. Being entangled impedes movement, but does not entirely prevent it unless the bonds are anchored to an immobile object or tethered by an opposing force. An entangled creature moves at half speed, cannot run or charge, and takes a -2 penalty on all attack rolls and a -4 penalty to Dexterity. An entangled character who attempts to cast a spell must make a concentration check (DC 15 + spell level) or lose the spell.
10:16 <Ballig> Oskar and Jerus are entangled
10:22 <Ballig> it's Jerus' turn
10:31 <Mort> can he cut?
10:37 <Mort> the plants also?
10:39 <Mort> nevermind
11:01 <Jerus> !throw 1d20+5 strength check
11:07 <Jerus> !roll 1d20+5 strength check
11:08 <dicebot> Jerus, strength check: [1d20=15] 20
11:10 <Ballig> you break out
11:20 <Ballig> you have standard remaining
11:26 <Mort> shoot at that bloody thinkg probably
11:37 <Jerus> shoooot it.
11:44 <Jerus> @bow
11:44 <dicebot> Jerus, archery: [1d20=18] 22; damage: [1d8=3] 3
11:51 <Ballig> you hit it, shearing off the remaining vines
11:57 <Ballig> Buck falls to the ground
12:02 <Mort> lol
12:06 <Mort> what a joke :P
12:10 <Mort> okay fix up the mess..
12:18 <Ballig> the plants stop entangling everyone
12:20 * Folnor walk over to Buck.
12:29 * Folnor cast cure light wounds
12:30 <Mort> next round anyway, buck would get VERY slippery
13:06 * Oskar hands folnor his clw wand
13:17 <Folnor> !roll 1d8+1
13:18 <dicebot> Folnor, 1d8+1: [1d8=2] 3
13:20 <Mort> I wont
13:21 <Folnor> !roll 1d8+1
13:21 <dicebot> Folnor, 1d8+1: [1d8=4] 5
13:22 <Mort> anyway
13:24 <Folnor> !roll 1d8+1
13:24 <dicebot> Folnor, 1d8+1: [1d8=2] 3
13:29 <Folnor> !roll 1d8+1
13:30 <dicebot> Folnor, 1d8+1: [1d8=4] 5
13:32 <Folnor> !roll 1d8+1
13:32 <dicebot> Folnor, 1d8+1: [1d8=8] 9
13:36 <Buck> 46/54
13:38 <Folnor> !roll 1d8+1
13:39 <dicebot> Folnor, 1d8+1: [1d8=4] 5
13:41 <Buck> 51/54
13:42 <Folnor> !roll 1d8+1
13:42 <dicebot> Folnor, 1d8+1: [1d8=4] 5
13:44 <Buck> 54/54
13:51 <Mort> infernal healing -please look for kha
13:52 <Mort> khaz
13:54 <Mort> mort wont do it.
14:02 <Mort> pick up all the phat lewt
14:08 <Mort> can we searc hthe plants?
14:15 <Mort> for anything good?
14:53 * Merisel puts Alchemist's Fire back in Backpack
14:59 <Mort> we have a lot of ranged damage anyway
15:04 <Oskar> "maybe next time merisel!"
15:10 <Mort> so..that vine would probably have had a bad day..
15:13 * Merisel picks up the thrown dagger
15:27 <Ballig> you pick 5 doses of wolfsbane
15:48 <Ballig> you find 724 gold each !
15:57 <Mort> ID search teh vines
16:01 <Folnor> !roll 1d20+10 perception
16:02 <dicebot> Folnor, perception: [1d20=19] 29
16:04 <Mort> incase they devoured anyone and have some stuff inside
16:21 <Mort> ah
16:26 <Mort> damn on the CMW wound
16:31 <Mort> neverind will come in handy later
16:33 <Ballig> a potion of CMW, a potion of eagle's splendor, and a headband of alluring charisma +2
16:35 <Mort> incraese cha
16:40 <Mort> pass to the diplomat
16:49 * Mort passes the headband to folnor
17:06 <Mort> ah he has something on?
17:29 <Ballig> the moon is rising
17:30 * Buck takes the headband
17:34 <Merisel> does my gold transfer over to my other character?
17:34 * Buck puts it on
17:37 <Mort> lets go to the town
17:38 <Mort> not 
17:38 * Folnor passes back the headband
17:39 <Mort> all
17:41 <Mort> only 500 gp
17:44 <Merisel> oh, ok
17:52 <Ballig> somewhere in the distance, an eerie howl echoes through the streets
17:58 <Mort> folnor I hope you have...
17:59 * Buck gives the potion to Oskar
18:07 <Mort> selective channel :P
18:13 <Mort> because if its transfer to level 1
18:14 <Mort> ?
18:17 <Mort> see?
18:37 <Merisel> ok
19:05 <Ballig> you find your way to the courthouse
19:10 <Mort> moooooooovvveeee!
19:13 <Mort> yeah
19:35 <Buck> is it open
19:59 <Folnor> have what/
20:23 <Ballig> The black granite edifice of the courthouse looms high above 
20:23 <Ballig> its enclosing wall, though a gate ahead stands ajar. A scream 
20:23 <Ballig> breaks the evening’s silence, and upon the wide, stone steps 
20:23 <Ballig> two figures fall prone. A third, hulking form unleashes a 
20:23 <Ballig> furious howl before bounding to the roof and through an 
20:23 <Ballig> open skylight. The courthouse door stands ajar, and a low 
20:23 <Ballig> growling echoes from somewhere within.
20:31 <Mort> oh wonderful
20:45 <Folnor> !roll 1d20+7 heal
20:45 <dicebot> Folnor, heal: [1d20=16] 23
20:51 <Ballig> they're dying
20:54 <Mort> stabliize
20:56 <Ballig> are you stabilizing them/
21:48 <Mort> why not use the orison?
21:51 <Mort> you didnt mem it?
21:59 <Mort> the level cantrip
21:59 <Ballig> a woman's scream rolls out from the darkness and the growling raises to yelping and hostile barking
22:00 <Mort> 0
22:07 <Mort> level 0
22:11 <Mort> "Lets move in"
22:37 * Folnor flashes his gnome bush...
22:51 * Folnor roars in laughter
23:12 <Buck> Dobs neighs
24:25 <Mort> saving guys is okay
24:45 <Mort> 4 dogs?
24:48 <Mort> you got to be kidding?
24:52 <Mort> I thought its one Werewolf!
25:08 <Ballig> roll initiative
25:13 <Buck> @init
25:13 <dicebot> Buck, gunslinger init: [1d20=5] 10
25:14 <Oskar> @init
25:14 <Jerus> @init
25:14 <dicebot> Oskar, initiative: [1d20=20] 24
25:14 <dicebot> Jerus, initiative: [1d20=19] 22
25:17 <Mort> !throw 1d20+5 initiative
25:21 <Merisel> !roll 1d20+11 initiative
25:21 <dicebot> Merisel, initiative: [1d20=19] 30
25:22 <Folnor> !roll 1d20+3
25:22 <dicebot> Folnor, 1d20+3: [1d20=16] 19
25:23 <Mort> !roll 1d20+5 initaitive
25:24 <dicebot> Mort, initaitive: [1d20=1] 6
25:26 <Mort> k Im slow
26:02 <Mort> no worries, go in gunz blazin
26:03 <Ballig> The courtroom benches and chairs count as rough 
26:03 <Ballig> terrain, but do not directly block movement. The bar 
26:03 <Ballig> and tables are low barriers, requiring a DC 5 Acrobatics 
26:03 <Ballig> check to leap over. Standing atop the judge’s bench 
26:03 <Ballig> provides partial cover from low attackers (such as the 
26:03 <Ballig> mongrels) and provides a +1 circumstance bonus on 
26:03 <Ballig> attacks against opponents on the ground, but is tall 
26:03 <Ballig> enough to require a DC 10 Acrobatics or Climb check 
26:03 <Ballig> to mount.
26:05 <Mort> can we knowledge check
26:08 <Mort> on the doggies?
26:29 <Mort> Id like to know their abilities
26:30 <Mort> can we?
26:53 <Buck> !roll 1d20+2 nature
26:54 <dicebot> Buck, nature: [1d20=9] 11
26:56 <Mort> !roll 1d20+9 knowledge nature
26:56 <dicebot> Mort, knowledge nature: [1d20=10] 19
26:59 <Mort> right gimme
27:07 <Ballig> Mort: they're shadowblood wolfhounds
27:15 <Mort> ok abilities
27:20 <Mort> I want their abilities.
27:27 <Mort> unless you want me to start reading the beastiary :D
28:27 <Mort> what abilities to the sahdowblood wolfhounds have
28:34 <Mort> (resisting reading the beastary)
28:50 <Mort> no worries.
28:52 <Mort> Im fine.
28:56 <Mort> (saves my spells)
29:06 <Brunius> You're not allowed to, Mort
29:08 <Brunius> :P
29:14 <Ballig> it's Merisel's turn
29:16 * Merisel Vaults The Benches and the Bar, directly north, using Acrobatics
29:28 <Mort> I am not
29:29 <Merisel> !roll 1d20+20 Acrobatics
29:29 <dicebot> Merisel, Acrobatics: [1d20=20] 40
29:36 <Mort> but I do believe in some information :P
29:46 <Merisel> yeah, Acrobatics over the benches
29:51 <Merisel> 1 west
29:58 <Merisel> I am purple
30:27 <Merisel> Can i get the Judges desk from here?
30:35 <Merisel> I'll take the AoO
30:36 <Mort> discretion is the better part of valour you know.. :P
30:38 <Mort> but nevermind
30:39 <Mort> yo ucan TUMBLE
30:43 <Mort> if you tumble as well as you...
30:43 <Merisel> yes
30:47 <Mort> oh
30:47 <Mort> k
30:48 <Mort> fine
30:54 <Merisel> !roll 1d20+20 Acrobatics
30:54 <dicebot> Merisel, Acrobatics: [1d20=12] 32
31:01 <Merisel> Mobility
31:13 <Merisel> Tumble
31:22 <Ballig> you can get to where you are now with your movement
31:32 <Ballig> it is Oskar's turn
31:33 <Merisel> thanks
31:49 <Mort> u can move your bow
31:55 <Mort> u can draw your bow when you move anyway
32:11 <Mort> shoot into melee?
32:21 <Mort> oh I forgot
32:23 <Mort> he isnt me :(
32:24 <Mort> :P
32:25 <Oskar> @rapid
32:26 <dicebot> Oskar, attack1: [1d20=9] 17; damage1: [1d8=4] 7; attack2: [1d20=1] 9; damage2: [1d8=6] 9
32:39 <Oskar> end turn
32:55 <Ballig> you view is partially obscured by the bar and benches, and you miss
33:15 <Oskar> 1w
33:17 <Ballig> it's Jerus' turn
33:18 <Oskar> end turn
33:58 <Merisel> Huzza!!! Through the windows
34:14 <Jerus> double move, west and 6 N
34:20 <Mort> charge?
34:21 <Mort> can you?
34:23 <Mort> or choose not to?
34:56 <Ballig> the wolfhounds, attention drawn away from the judge now that arrows have been sent their way, turn around
35:04 <Mort> I am
35:06 <Mort> Im ready.
35:11 <Mort> but it aint my turn yet
35:12 <Mort> NOOOO
35:14 <Mort> DONT DO THIS TO ME
35:16 <Ballig> #3 takes a 5 foot step southeast
35:18 <Mort> Please..
35:21 <Ballig> and attacks Jerus
35:23 <Mort> Dont eat them
35:26 <Mort> in front of me :(
35:30 <Merisel> AoO for me?
35:37 <Ballig> 5 foot step, so no
35:42 <Merisel> oh, ok
35:44 <Mort> taking a dirt nap?
35:44 <Folnor> NOM NOM NOM
35:46 <Mort> (again)
35:51 <Mort> jerus.. u know
35:53 Time_Machine has quit (Connection reset by peer)
35:57 <Mort> prertty good
35:58 <Mort> I tink
36:16 <Mort> he has good cmd..
36:31 <Mort> NOOOOO
36:35 * Mort gives an anguished wail
36:44 <Ballig> the wolf bites you for 5 damage, and claws you for a further 12 damage
37:05 <Ballig> it's Folnor's turn
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37:44 <Folnor> Spiritual weapon H-8
37:46 <Mort> its too chaotic
38:29 <Merisel> an I Flank with that  Spiritual Weapon?
38:32 <Merisel> can?
38:38 <Ballig> roll to hit
38:57 <Merisel> crap
39:52 <Folnor> !roll 1d20+5; 1d8+3
39:53 <dicebot> Folnor, 1d20+5: [1d20=4] 9; 1d8+3: [1d8=8] 11
40:03 <Ballig> it doesn't hit
40:24 <Merisel> AoO?
40:32 <Merisel> Nope
40:34 <Merisel> just a rapier
40:38 <Merisel> oh right
40:40 <Merisel> ok
40:44 <Ballig> he flanks Merisel
40:46 <Ballig> and attacks her
40:50 <Mort> wonderful bunch :D
40:56 <Ballig> rolling a 22
41:01 <Ballig> +2 for flank
41:03 <Ballig> which hits
41:16 <Ballig> I take it your CMD is over 13?
41:24 <Merisel> yes 24
41:31 <Ballig> so it doesn't trip you
41:35 <Merisel> great
41:41 <Ballig> but chomps down for 7 damage
41:44 <Merisel> ouch
41:51 <Merisel> 49/56
42:08 <Folnor> Free Action:  "Watch out I think they are hungry!"
42:15 <Ballig> it's #4's turn
42:20 <Ballig> it turns to attack Merisel
42:27 <Ballig> misses the bite
42:32 <Ballig> misses a claw
42:37 <Ballig> misses the last claw
42:38 <Mort> i can buy time..
42:41 <Ballig> it's Buck's turn
43:03 <Buck> 2ne
43:16 <Buck> shoot #3
43:19 <Buck> first shot
43:24 <Buck> @pbrs1
43:24 <dicebot> Buck, 1d20+7: [1d20=9] 16; 1d12+9: [1d12=6] 15
43:31 <Ballig> you hit
43:47 <Buck> second shot, shoot 3
43:51 <Buck> @pbrs1
43:52 <dicebot> Buck, 1d20+7: [1d20=8] 15; 1d12+9: [1d12=2] 11
43:59 <Ballig> you shoot it in the face, it's not happy
44:07 <Ballig> both
44:09 <Buck> third shot, shoot 3
44:12 <Buck> @pbrs2
44:13 <dicebot> Buck, 1d20+2: [1d20=9] 11; 1d12+9: [1d12=10] 19
44:15 <Ballig> you miss your third shot
44:23 <Ballig> #2's turn
44:36 <Ballig> roll to hit with your AOO
44:37 <Jerus> @aoo
44:38 <dicebot> Jerus, power attack: [1d20=19] 28; damage: [1d12=3] 13
44:47 <Ballig> you slice it down the side, and it's pissed at you
44:58 <Ballig> and tries to bite you
45:03 <Ballig> but misses
45:06 <Ballig> it's mort's turn
45:17 <Mort> H15
45:18 <Mort> move to
45:22 <Mort> glitterdust 1,3, and 4
45:24 <Mort> dc 21.
45:31 <Mort> west max
45:43 <Mort> 2,3,4
45:43 <Mort> no
45:46 <Mort> 10 ft with sqaure
45:48 <Mort> the square will be on..
45:59 <Mort> G7 h8..
46:11 <Mort> G8 h 8
46:20 <Mort> to catch 2,3 and 4
46:27 <Mort> the weapon and the judge
46:31 <Mort> correct
46:34 <Mort> eat GLITTERDUST
46:36 <Mort> 21 dc
46:37 <Mort> will
46:45 <Mort> I know it was immune
46:51 <Mort> its the cleric who controls it
46:52 <Mort> yeah
47:00 <Mort> 12 +4(c0njuration focus x 2)
47:03 <Mort> and +5 int
47:09 <Mort> focus, greater spell focus
47:10 <Mort> got issue?
47:11 <Mort> :P
47:14 <Buck> brb
47:18 <Mort> spell focus and greater
47:20 <Mort> no
47:44 <Mort> 19 then
47:58 <Mort> k
48:04 <Mort> judge will probably get it
48:09 <Mort> dont really care
48:18 <Ballig> #3 is blind
48:19 <Mort> wow
48:21 <Mort> impressive
48:23 <Mort> well I tried :D
48:40 <Mort> thats about the most powerful AE I have in my arsenal
48:44 <Ballig> it is Merisel's turn
49:01 * Merisel Vaults the desk
49:16 <Merisel> !roll 1d20+20 Acrobatics
49:17 <dicebot> Merisel, Acrobatics: [1d20=11] 31
49:22 <Ballig> you backflip onto the table
49:30 <Merisel> Yes
49:41 <Merisel> Attack 4 with Rapier
49:41 <Mort> they have impressive dc for their will saves
49:42 <Mort> anyway
49:45 <Ballig> you can now attack #4 with +2 for flank and +1 for higher ground
50:07 <Merisel> !roll 1d20+14 Attack
50:08 <dicebot> Merisel, Attack: [1d20=16] 30
50:08 <Mort> well I tried
50:14 <Mort> perfect placement
50:20 <Mort> 14..?
50:21 <Ballig> you hit
50:21 <Mort> 30?
50:23 <Mort> very funny
50:29 <Ballig> roll damage + sneak attack
50:31 <Merisel> I also Crit, with Keen Rapier
50:35 <Mort> and thats my most powerful AE thingie I have
50:45 <Merisel> !roll 1d20+14
50:45 <dicebot> Merisel, 1d20+14: [1d20=6] 20
50:45 <Ballig> reroll to confirm
50:45 <Mort> confirm the crit
50:47 <Ballig> you confirm
50:53 <Ballig> crit rapier + sneak attack
50:58 <Mort> does sneak confirm?
50:59 <Mort> wow
51:05 <Ballig> sneak attack doesn't crit
51:09 <Ballig> just the rapier weapon
51:10 <Mort> k
51:22 <Mort> agile weapon yeah
51:30 <Ballig> roll the damage
51:42 <Merisel> !roll 1d6+3; 1d6+3; 4d6
51:42 <dicebot> Merisel, 1d6+3: [1d6=3] 6; 1d6+3: [1d6=2] 5; 4d6: [4d6=6,6,3,2] 17
51:55 <Ballig> !roll 2d6+6+4d6
51:56 <dicebot> Ballig, 2d6+6+4d6: [2d6=3,6;] 24
52:00 <Merisel> nice
52:08 <Ballig> but you get your damage, which is 28
52:15 <Merisel> great
52:19 <Merisel> yes
52:26 <Mort> 4 down?
52:30 <Ballig> the wolfhound yelps
52:32 <Ballig> it's still alive
52:37 <Ballig> it's Oskar's turn
52:37 <Mort> eww
52:50 * Merisel Pulls the Rapier out of the wolfs hide
53:12 <Oskar> 1nw
53:45 <Merisel> does my alchemist's Fire have a 10 foot Radius?
53:52 <Ballig> !dist 10 25
53:52 <dicebot> Ballig, 26.926
53:58 <Oskar> @bowpb
53:59 <dicebot> Oskar, attack: [1d20=13] 24; damage1: [1d8=6] 10
54:03 <Oskar> end turn
54:09 <Ballig> you hit him, putting an arrow in his flank
54:11 <Mort> yusing a range weapon
54:14 <Mort> in melee makes you take AOO :P
54:16 <Ballig> it's Jerus' turn
54:20 <Merisel> right
54:27 <Mort> dont recommend it but wellz
54:32 <Jerus> 5ft SE, ready action to trip the first one that tries to follow me.
54:34 <Jerus> Done.
54:36 <Ballig> Merisel: the fire is a splash attack
54:36 <Merisel> it would be a desperation move
55:13 <Mort> he also has 4 legs
55:15 <Mort> mind you jerus :P
56:14 <Mort> 3 and 4
56:15 <Mort> are wounded
56:16 <Mort> already
56:17 <Mort> acutally
56:19 <Ballig> <?blind
56:20 <Ballig> <?blindness
56:25 <Ballig> <?blinded
56:26 <dicebot> The creature cannot see. It takes a -2 penalty to Armor Class, loses its Dexterity bonus to AC (if any), and takes a -4 penalty on most Strength- and Dexterity-based skill checks and on opposed Perception skill checks. All checks and activities that rely on vision (such as reading and Perception checks based on sight) automatically fail. All opponents are considered to have total concealment (50% miss chance) against the blinded character. Blind 
56:26 <dicebot> creatures must make a DC 10 Acrobatics skill check to move faster than half speed. Creatures that fail this check fall prone. Characters who remain blinded for a long time grow accustomed to these drawbacks and can overcome some of them.
56:43 <Oskar> blindedness
57:16 <Ballig> Jerus can take his readied action
57:26 <Jerus> !roll 1d20+11 trip
57:27 <dicebot> Jerus, trip: [1d20=20] 31
57:29 <Mort> how about the dex bonus to ac
57:29 <Mort> okay
57:33 <Ballig> the wolf is tripped
57:34 <Mort> that owuld probalby put any shit on the ground
57:37 <Mort> he does
57:43 <Mort> he is my combat maneuver master
57:57 <Ballig> it stands
57:58 <Ballig> Jerus: AOO
58:11 <Jerus> !roll 1d20+10 AoO
58:12 <dicebot> Jerus, AoO: [1d20=15] 25
58:13 <Mort> why AOO?
58:15 <Merisel> What weapon does Jerus have?
58:15 <Ballig> you hit it in the face
58:16 <Mort> u get it for..?
58:18 <Mort> reach weapon
58:21 <Jerus> !roll 1d12+10 damage
58:21 <dicebot> Jerus, damage: [1d12=1] 11
58:25 <Ballig> it howls
58:27 <Mort> oh he tried to get up
58:28 <Mort> I see
58:40 <Ballig> he remains blind
58:46 <Ballig> it's Folnor's turn
58:51 <Folnor> Move North 4 times to i-11 Channel energy excluding wolves 2-3-4
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59:07 <Folnor> !roll 6d6 Channel
59:08 <dicebot> Folnor, Channel: [6d6=6,4,1,5,6,2] 24
59:11 <Mort> full hp
59:28 <Jerus> full hp
59:29 <Merisel> 56/56hp
59:42 <Mort> can you attack?
59:44 <Mort> after you moved?
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00:15 <Folnor> !roll 1d20+8 attack; 1d8+2 damage
00:15 <dicebot> Folnor, attack: [1d20=3] 11; damage: [1d8=2] 4
00:19 <Ballig> it attacks 4, but misses
00:49 <Ballig> it's #1's turn, it doesn't want to bother jumping up on the table at merisel so it goes after Jerus
01:03 <Mort> he doesnt
01:08 <Ballig> it snaps at him but misses
01:14 <Mort> he dumped his dex anyway
01:17 <Mort> it makes him hit like a..
01:18 <Ballig> #4 tries to snap at Merisel
01:41 <Merisel> yeah only +1
01:50 <Merisel> oh, nice
01:53 <Merisel> yeah, dodge
02:03 <Mort> yeah
02:05 <Merisel> yeah it is already counted
02:23 <Mort> shoudl I spray glitterdust again>
02:24 <Mort> hrmm
02:24 <Ballig> the bench gives him partial cover, so the bite and claw miss
02:28 <Mort> positioning is perfect but...
02:28 <Ballig> it's Buck's turn
02:31 <Mort> I dont want ot waste spells
02:34 <Mort> I think we got this handled though
02:57 <Mort> 3 and 4 are injured
03:22 <Buck> shoot #2
03:29 <Buck> @pbsrs1
03:34 <Buck> @pbrs1
03:34 <dicebot> Buck, 1d20+7: [1d20=4] 11; 1d12+9: [1d12=3] 12
03:37 <Ballig> you miss it
03:38 <Buck> @pbrs1
03:39 <dicebot> Buck, 1d20+7: [1d20=17] 24; 1d12+9: [1d12=12] 21
03:53 <Ballig> the wolf whines and slumps over
04:12 <Mort> I think hte party got it all cleared up
04:15 <Buck> shoot 1
04:16 <Mort> dont waste spells
04:21 <Buck> @pbrs2
04:21 <dicebot> Buck, 1d20+2: [1d20=7] 9; 1d12+9: [1d12=3] 12
04:24 <Ballig> you miss it
04:28 <Ballig> it's Mort's turn
04:34 <Mort> full hp
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04:55 <Mort> shoot 3 from where I am
05:01 <Mort> how much cover, penalties do I take?
05:12 <Ballig> -4 for shooting into melee
05:13 <Ballig> I apply cover
05:23 <Mort> !throw 1d20+5 bow
05:31 <Ballig> you need to do the -4
05:32 <Ballig> I do the cover
05:33 <Mort> so -4 to shooting
05:34 <Mort> k
05:35 <Ballig> so it's at +1
05:37 <Mort> so its 8 all together?
05:39 <Ballig> no
05:39 <Mort> oh man
05:40 <Mort> let me think about it?
05:41 <Ballig> I apply the 4
05:50 <Ballig> his AC raises by 4, and you take a -4 on your attack
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06:19 <Mort> argh
06:21 <Mort> this is really a waste of time
06:22 <Mort> grr
06:23 <Mort> let me think
06:36 <Mort> can I suppose
06:41 <Merisel> i've got alchemists fire
06:48 <Merisel> yeah
06:49 <Mort> but its a pain in the arse
06:49 <Mort> gah
06:56 <Mort> argh not really sure what I shoudl do'
07:18 <Mort> I 12
07:19 <Mort> move ot I 12
07:38 <Buck> where's your glitterdust
07:43 <Mort> Im not wasting it for this
07:49 <Mort> we still have more encounter
07:57 <Mort> acid splash 3
08:01 <Ballig> roll to hit
08:04 <Ballig> with -4 for melee
08:05 <Mort> !throw 1d20+1 acid splash
08:12 <Mort> !roll 1d20+1 acid splash
08:12 <dicebot> Mort, acid splash: [1d20=20] 21
08:19 <Mort> !roll 1d20+1 acid splash
08:20 <dicebot> Mort, acid splash: [1d20=11] 12
08:22 <Ballig> regular hit
08:23 <Ballig> roll damage
08:25 <Mort> !roll 1d3+1
08:25 <dicebot> Mort, 1d3+1: [1d3=3] 4
09:02 <Ballig> that just makes the crit
09:03 <Ballig> roll damage again
09:04 <Mort> !roll 1d3+1
09:04 <dicebot> Mort, 1d3+1: [1d3=1] 2
09:08 <Mort> 6 damage
09:12 <Mort> I guess
09:13 <Mort> wonderful
09:22 <Ballig> it whines pathetically, its fur burnt
09:26 <Mort> lol
09:26 <Ballig> it's Merisel's turn
09:46 <Merisel> Can I Flip to J8?
09:55 <Ballig> you can roll the acrobatics
10:04 <Merisel> !roll 1d20+20 Acrobatics
10:04 <dicebot> Merisel, Acrobatics: [1d20=10] 30
10:13 <Buck> triple axel
10:14 <Ballig> not a problem
10:30 <Mort> he is flanking
10:32 <Jerus> immediate action, close reach
10:36 <Ballig> Mort: Had to check the action type
10:41 <Mort> jerus is a fking polearm guy :P
10:42 <Merisel> Attack 1
10:43 <Ballig> yes
10:44 <Mort> polearm fighter
10:46 <Ballig> but I had to check the action type
10:49 <Mort> lolz
10:50 <Ballig> if it was anything other than immediate, it would be no good
11:02 <Ballig> Merisel: roll to hit, +2 for flank
11:14 <Merisel> !roll 1d20+13 Attack Rapier Keen
11:14 <dicebot> Merisel, Attack Rapier Keen: [1d20=10] 23
11:20 <Ballig> you hit
11:22 <Ballig> roll damage + sneak
11:41 <Merisel> !roll 1d6+3; 4d6
11:42 <dicebot> Merisel, 1d6+3: [1d6=2] 5; 4d6: [4d6=5,2,1,6] 14
12:10 <Ballig> freshly blooded, the wolf yelps
12:13 <Ballig> it's Oskar's turn
12:20 <Oskar> 1nw
12:29 <Oskar> 1nw
12:32 <Oskar> 1n
12:54 <Oskar> 1n
12:57 <Oskar> 1w
13:08 <Oskar> @bowpb
13:09 <dicebot> Oskar, attack: [1d20=16] 27; damage1: [1d8=3] 7
13:13 <Oskar> end turn
13:15 <Ballig> you hit, putting an arrow in its leg
13:24 <Ballig> it is Jerus' turn
13:26 <Ballig> you  have no reach currently
13:31 <Jerus> kill this thing infront of me.
13:38 <Mort> at -4?
13:41 <Jerus> @close
13:41 <dicebot> Jerus, close power attack: [1d20=9] 13; 1d12+10: [1d12=3] 13
13:46 <Ballig> you miss
13:56 <Ballig> movement remains
14:06 <Jerus> no movement
14:16 <Ballig> it's #3's turn, it tries to bite and claw at Merisel
14:40 <Merisel> either way, I am 5 feet next to it
15:51 <Ballig> !rand hit hit hit hit miss
15:51 <dicebot> Ballig, random: hit
16:06 <Ballig> claws Merisel for 8 damage
16:10 <Merisel> 48/56
16:14 <Ballig> it's still blind
16:21 <Mort> told u my glitterdust rox..
16:24 <Mort> now if only I caught all 3..
16:28 <Ballig> it's Folnor's turn
16:31 <Folnor> Pull out wand, Poke Jerus w/ Shield of Faith Wand
16:31 <Buck> or had 2 prepped
16:37 <Mort> I had 2
16:39 <Mort> I choose NOT
16:39 <Ballig> Jerus has shield of faith
16:40 <Mort> to use another
16:41 <Mort> :P
16:48 <Folnor> !roll 1d20+8 attack; 1d8+2 damage
16:48 <dicebot> Folnor, attack: [1d20=13] 21; damage: [1d8=7] 9
16:51 <Mort> Im not stoopid :D
17:07 <Ballig> it howls as it gets hit
17:34 <Ballig> it's #1's turn
17:41 <Ballig> it claws and bites at Jerus
17:58 <Mort> 3 hits and check for confirm
18:49 <Ballig> 8+12+8
18:57 <Ballig> dealing 28 damage to Jerus
19:00 <Mort> passed out on the ground?
19:01 <Mort> or not yet
19:05 <Jerus> 3/31
19:20 <Ballig> it's #4's turn
19:27 <Ballig> it steps behind Merisel to flank him
19:32 <Mort> yeah youd better
19:36 <Mort> I make sure everyone who runs into melee..
19:37 <Merisel> I cant be caught Flat footed
19:40 <Mort> ohhh
19:42 <Mort> hahhaa
19:46 <Mort> cant be caught flat footed..?
19:47 <Mort> or flanked?
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19:53 <Ballig> can you be flanked?
19:54 <Mort> hes a rogue acutally so its a little weird
19:59 <Merisel> only flat footed
20:05 <Ballig> so you can be flanked?
20:06 <Merisel> Uncanny dodge
20:14 <Merisel> oh right
20:22 <Merisel> yeah i can be flanked
20:31 <Brunius> what time do you get improved uncanny?
20:38 <Ballig> clawing Merisel once for 5 damage
20:41 <Ballig> improved is level 8
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20:48 <Ballig> it's Buck's turn
20:55 <Merisel> 43/56
21:01 <Buck> first shot at #1
21:05 <Buck> @pbrs1
21:06 <dicebot> Buck, 1d20+7: [1d20=18] 25; 1d12+9: [1d12=2] 11
21:15 <Ballig> it yelps in pain
21:19 <Buck> second shot at #1
21:25 <Buck> @pbrs1
21:26 <dicebot> Buck, 1d20+7: [1d20=2] 9; 1d12+9: [1d12=8] 17
21:29 <Ballig> you miss
21:30 <Buck> third shot at #1
21:32 <Buck> @pbrs2
21:33 <dicebot> Buck, 1d20+2: [1d20=15] 17; 1d12+9: [1d12=4] 13
21:37 <Ballig> it dies
21:47 <Ballig> it's Mort's turn
21:56 <Mort> what condition is 3 in?
22:04 <Ballig> they are both very injured
22:05 <Merisel> blinded
22:09 <Mort> hurl magic missile at 3
22:13 <Ballig> it dies
22:15 <Mort> !throw 2d4+1
22:19 <Ballig> it had 1 hp
22:21 <Ballig> movement remains
22:22 <Mort> lolz
22:25 <Mort> stand where I am
22:31 <Ballig> it's Merisel's turn
22:31 <Mort> ciukd I spread
22:34 <Mort> mya magic missile>
22:39 <Merisel> Attack 4 with Rapier
22:43 <Ballig> roll to hit
22:44 <Mort> ah doenst matter
22:59 <Merisel> !roll 1d20+11
23:00 <dicebot> Merisel, 1d20+11: [1d20=9] 20
23:03 <Ballig> you hit
23:04 <Ballig> roll damage
23:09 <Merisel> !roll 1d6+3
23:09 <dicebot> Merisel, 1d6+3: [1d6=2] 5
23:13 <Ballig> it's disabled
23:16 <Ballig> whining pitifully
23:20 <Ballig> movement remains
23:25 <Merisel> Flip onto table
23:34 <Ballig> it's Oskar's turn
23:57 <Merisel> !roll 1d20+20 Acrobatics
23:57 <dicebot> Merisel, Acrobatics: [1d20=2] 22
23:58 <Oskar> @rapidpb
23:58 <dicebot> Oskar, attack1: [1d20=5] 14; damage1: [1d8=1] 5; attack2: [1d20=10] 19; damage2: [1d8=6] 10
24:06 <Ballig> you put an arrow through its eye, you monster
24:30 <Ballig> that's combat over
24:31 <Folnor> Poke J w/ Wand of Cure Light Wounds.
24:35 <Ballig> the Judge, clearly terrified, gets down from her bench
24:40 * Merisel Wipes blood off of Rapier
24:49 <Jerus> "Oh! Thankya. I might need quite a bit."
24:53 <Folnor> !roll 1d8+1
24:54 <dicebot> Folnor, 1d8+1: [1d8=8] 9
24:56 <Buck> "Where's Vilk?"
25:06 <Ballig> "I haven't seen Vilk in years."
25:08 <Ballig> "50 years."
25:10 <Folnor> !roll 1d8+1
25:10 <dicebot> Folnor, 1d8+1: [1d8=2] 3
25:16 <Folnor> !roll 1d8+1
25:16 <dicebot> Folnor, 1d8+1: [1d8=3] 4
25:20 <Folnor> !roll 1d8+1
25:20 <dicebot> Folnor, 1d8+1: [1d8=8] 9
25:35 <Ballig> she looks VERY good for her age
25:37 <Buck> "The werewolf!"
25:37 <Jerus> "Thank ya."
25:48 <Ballig> "I didn't see a werewolf! It's here?!"
25:49 <Mort> I try to UMD..
25:54 <Mort> !throw 1d20+11
25:59 <Mort> !roll 1d20+11
25:59 <dicebot> Mort, 1d20+11: [1d20=14] 25
26:00 <Mort> clw
26:04 <Mort> I zap jerus with it
26:07 <Mort> 28
26:16 <Merisel> you mean you zap me
26:16 <Mort> but I rather its full
26:17 <Merisel> with it
26:27 <Mort> ah okay
26:30 <Mort> Ill zap merisel
26:33 <Merisel> nice
26:37 <Mort> !throw 1d8+1
26:42 <Mort> !roll 1d8+1
26:42 <dicebot> Mort, 1d8+1: [1d8=5] 6
26:44 <Mort> 6.
26:46 <Mort> one less charge
26:46 <Mort> :p
26:57 <Jerus> "Sorry, we got a werewolf to find."
27:01 <Merisel> 49/56
27:09 <Jerus> "Uh. Maybe you should leave. Go stay at a friend's?"
27:18 <Merisel> "What have you got against the Society anyway?"
27:34 <Merisel> "What's your grudge?"
28:03 <Buck> I begin searching for loot
28:07 <Buck> some phat loot
28:10 <Mort> I guess we could hit the tavern, get drunk..
28:20 <Mort> "I guess we could hit the tavern, and get drunk"
28:38 <Mort> whats greater sword of station?
29:27 * Folnor takes the sword
29:33 <Mort> I could take the sword I guess
29:36 <Mort> acutally I have a longsword
29:37 <Mort> lol
29:58 <Merisel> "So judge, what have you got against the Society?"
30:01 * Oskar goes out the front door and yells for guards
30:05 <Ballig> "I have nothing against the Society."
30:16 <Mort> "I could go to the tavern"
30:20 <Mort> "Its been rather dry"
30:24 <Mort> "Could use a drink"
30:25 <Merisel> "May I look through your belongings?"
30:31 <Mort> what?
30:33 <Ballig> "What?! Of course not!"
30:47 <Mort> "Rogues..."
30:53 <Ballig> you can do it without her noticing
30:55 <Ballig> with a sleight of hand check
31:00 <Merisel> excellent
31:11 <Mort> wtf.
31:15 <Merisel> I will attempt to take some documents
31:18 <Mort> oh lol
31:23 <Mort> thats fking funny
31:24 <Mort> k
31:25 <Folnor> one cookie left...
31:28 <Mort> NOOO
31:34 * Mort is sad sad sad
31:34 <Merisel> !roll 1d20+15 Sleight of hand
31:35 <dicebot> Merisel, Sleight of hand: [1d20=10] 25
31:36 <Folnor> all you gotta do is say it....
31:39 <Mort> NO
31:41 <Mort> I WILL NOT
31:44 <Mort> I WILL NOT LIKE GNOMES
31:48 <Mort> my character is fine
31:49 <Mort> dont worry
31:49 * Folnor picks up the cookie
31:51 <Ballig> you slip the journal into your pocket without anyone seeing you
31:54 <Ballig> and you take off after the werewolf
31:56 <Merisel> great
32:23 <Jerus> switch hammer for silver glaive; business time.
32:24 <Mort> constant what?
32:28 <Mort> feel free
32:28 <Folnor> "Smells like Qadira..."
32:30 <Mort> I dont mind
32:39 <Mort> but tactically unsound
32:51 <Mort> because we use more resources
33:07 <Merisel> is it dark down here?
33:14 <Merisel> omg
33:16 <Merisel> that is not good
33:19 <Mort> I have a ioun torch
33:24 <Merisel> oh, ok
33:32 * Folnor moves the cookie towards his mouth slowly
33:40 * Mort makes an anguished sound
34:10 * Folnor CHOMPS down viciously on the cookie.
34:11 <Mort> my cooky....
34:16 * Mort collapses down on the ground
34:20 <Mort> Noooooooo!!!!!
34:27 <Mort> (all ooc of course)
34:38 <Merisel> I love these
34:43 <Merisel> The card games are great
34:50 <Mort> roblem is none of us packed survival
34:56 * Folnor savors the delicious mint chocolate combination
35:08 * Mort is squirming on the ground in anguish..
35:19 <Mort> ultimate torture..
35:24 <Mort> eating a cookie in front of me
35:41 <Mort> unlless you want to get tehre first on a werewolf
35:43 <Mort> lol
36:12 <Mort> you can pass sutff to jerus
36:36 <Mort> Ive never done this before Im nub
36:55 <Merisel> this is cool, there was one of these in a different campaign I played
37:07 <Mort> Im new and young to this
37:08 <Mort> acutally
37:11 <Oskar> @init
37:11 <dicebot> Oskar, initiative: [1d20=3] 7
37:12 <Mort> !throw 1d20+5
37:13 <Jerus> @init
37:14 <dicebot> Jerus, initiative: [1d20=4] 7
37:14 <Buck> @init
37:14 <dicebot> Buck, gunslinger init: [1d20=16] 21
37:16 <Mort> !roll 1d20+5
37:16 <dicebot> Mort, 1d20+5: [1d20=12] 17
37:19 <Merisel> !roll 1d20+11 Initiative
37:20 <dicebot> Merisel, Initiative: [1d20=17] 28
37:25 <Folnor> !roll 1d20+3 Initiative
37:26 <dicebot> Folnor, Initiative: [1d20=14] 17
37:41 <Mort> acutally just say
37:42 <Mort> HALT
37:55 <Merisel> can I parkour through the town?
38:00 <Mort> lol pakour :D
38:02 * Mort giggles
38:10 <Mort> btw
38:11 <Oskar> you can parkour wherever you damn please!
38:12 <Mort> folnor is evil.
38:14 <Merisel> lol
38:17 <Mort> he ate a cookie infront of me
38:22 <Mort> his last cookie too..
38:44 <Folnor> I ate many cookies in front of you
38:51 <Folnor> i just counted down the last 5
39:02 <Mort> yeah but its the last cookie
39:06 <Mort> thta really hurts
39:25 <Mort> you cant expect everyone to love gnomes
39:26 <Jerus> more useful to put jerus on the horse and charging trip it?
39:36 <Mort> mekkis has been
39:38 <Mort> trying
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39:42 <Mort> if you like I can even send you flying
39:44 <Mort> do you like that?
39:55 <Mort> as in you can FLY..
40:07 <Jerus> Do I move faster that way?
40:13 <Mort> 40 ft..
40:16 <Mort> since youre wearing heavy armor
40:19 <Mort> but its constly on me
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40:46 <Mort> spo do think about it 
41:24 <Mort> lol
42:56 <Mort> this is ver yinteresting
43:54 <Mort> its all so complicated
44:03 <Jerus> who else is riding the horse?
44:11 <Mort> folnor is on the horse
44:13 <Mort> I can let you fly
44:15 <Mort> if you like
44:17 <Mort> jerus and folnor
44:23 <Buck> !rng jerus folnor
44:34 <Ballig> rand
45:02 <Buck> jerus on the horse
45:26 <Merisel> First card
45:29 <Ballig> Merisel starts
45:34 <Ballig> collapsed structure
45:45 <Ballig> you can force the door (CMB check) or climb over (climb check)
45:50 <Merisel> Climb
45:54 <Ballig> roll your climb
45:59 <Merisel> !roll 1d20+12 Climb
45:59 <dicebot> Merisel, Climb: [1d20=14] 26
46:17 <Ballig> merisel climbs over and moves to the second card
46:19 <Ballig> it's Buck's turn
46:43 <Mort> u want to borrow my climbing kit? :D
47:12 <Buck> !roll 1d20+9
47:13 <dicebot> Buck, 1d20+9: [1d20=10] 19
47:17 <Ballig> you force open the door
48:35 <Ballig> it's Mort's turn
48:38 <Ballig> the door is already open
48:44 <Merisel> he gets away
48:55 <Mort> if the door is open
48:57 <Mort> can I walk through?
49:06 <Mort> I walk through and not make any checks
49:14 <Mort> no problem
49:28 <Mort> let me see what i can cast
49:40 <Mort> its something more lethal
49:41 <Mort> :)
49:47 <Merisel> does a tanglefoot bag have a range of 10ft?
50:06 <Mort> hold him
50:11 <Mort> will save 18
50:13 <Mort> hold person
50:31 <Mort> dont get a wizard angry with you
50:42 <Ballig> it's Folnor's turn
50:55 <Mort> every turn
50:57 <Mort> he gets a save
52:25 <Folnor> Blessy blessy
52:26 <Ballig> it's Oskar's turn
52:32 <Mort> keep movin and shooting
52:56 <Mort> hes a werewolf
53:00 <Mort> so dont have ot hold punches with him
53:03 <Mort> he wont die so fast
53:17 <Ballig> it's an overgrown greenbelt
53:28 <Ballig> requiring perception for a hidden shortcut, or escape artist to get through a thorny thicket
53:35 <Ballig> if you do the perception, you can point it out to anyone else in the square with you
54:13 <Mort> are paralyzed people flat footed?
54:14 <Ballig> perception DC 20, escape DC 12
54:25 <Mort> flat footed for sneak
54:39 <Oskar> !roll 1d20+5 escape artist
54:39 <dicebot> Oskar, escape artist: [1d20=3] 8
54:42 <Oskar> pffft
54:45 <Oskar> end turn
55:02 <Mort> whos turn
55:07 <Ballig> it's Jerus' turn
55:21 <Jerus> okay, so how does this work if I'm with the horse?
55:29 <Mort> lol
55:39 <Ballig> I'm not going to make it overly complex
55:41 <Ballig> you can move a square ahead
55:48 <Jerus> alright. i shall.
56:14 <Jerus> @perc
56:15 <dicebot> Jerus, Perception: [1d20=14] 18
56:23 <Ballig> it's the wolf's turn, he tries to save against the hold person
56:30 <Ballig> he's still held
56:33 <Ballig> it's Merisel's turn
56:47 <Merisel> I will Look for the Hidden Shortcut
56:55 <Merisel> !roll 1d20+13
56:55 <dicebot> Merisel, 1d20+13: [1d20=13] 26
56:57 <Mort> how good is
56:57 <Mort> wow
56:59 <Mort> impressive
56:59 <Mort> k
57:01 <Ballig> you find a shortcut, and show everyone else
57:14 * Merisel Look guys, there is a way through
57:26 <Mort> yeah but Im drained..
57:59 <Mort> for me I just held him in place
58:03 <Mort> do we stil lhave hold person for the fight?
58:06 <Mort> its going to be shitty
58:12 <Mort> k
58:26 <Mort> I thik hell break free
58:33 <Mort> oh man Im in trouble
58:33 <Ballig> just as you catch up to him, he breaks free of the hold person
58:40 <Mort> so its a fight
58:52 <Mort> I used a very powerful weapon on him
59:30 <Mort> ddamn that he broke free
59:34 <Mort> but good will save I admit
00:16 <Mort> btw
00:18 <Mort> breaking hold person
00:21 <Mort> is a full orund action
00:24 <Mort> for your information
00:57 <Oskar> jerus is wearing leather chaps with no bottom
01:11 <Mort> . This is a full-round action that does not provoke attacks of opportunity.
01:15 * Merisel eyes the rooftops?
01:42 <Mort> btw
01:46 <Mort> hold person..
02:18 <Mort> folnor
02:45 <Mort> he wast to kill us all
02:54 <Buck> !roll 1d20+9 sense @ballig
03:04 <Folnor> !roll 1d20+13 sense @ballig
03:23 <Ballig> you sense that he's waiting for you to make the first move, but he's hostile
03:47 <Mort> wheres nightmare when you need him
03:48 <Oskar> diplomicator
04:11 <Folnor> !roll 1d20+8 diplomicator @ballig
04:17 <Ballig> he attacks you
04:19 <Ballig> roll initiative
04:25 <Jerus> @init
04:26 <dicebot> Jerus, initiative: [1d20=10] 13
04:27 <Oskar> @init
04:28 <dicebot> Oskar, initiative: [1d20=10] 14
04:40 <Merisel> !roll 1d20+11 Initiative
04:41 <dicebot> Merisel, Initiative: [1d20=16] 27
04:50 <Folnor> !roll 1d20+3 initiative
04:50 <dicebot> Folnor, initiative: [1d20=11] 14
04:53 <Buck> @init
04:53 <dicebot> Buck, gunslinger init: [1d20=6] 11
04:58 <Mort> !roll 1d20+5 initiative
04:58 <dicebot> Mort, initiative: [1d20=18] 23
05:18 <Mort> can we knowloedge check him?
05:44 <Merisel> if I get a running start is the DC for the Acrobatics to the roof lower?
05:53 <Folnor> !roll 1d20+10 Nature-Does he look meaner then other lycanthrops ive heard of
05:53 <dicebot> Folnor, Nature-Does he look meaner then other lycanthrops ive heard of: [1d20=18] 28
06:20 <Mort> !throw 1d20+9 nature WEREWOLVES ARGH I NEED TO KNOW ABOUT THEM
06:27 <Merisel> Yeah I wanted to to Southwest Three squares and then vault to the roof at L10
06:34 <Mort> !roll 1d20+9 nature WEREWOLVES ARGH I NEED TO KNOW ABOUT HTEM
06:35 <dicebot> Mort, nature WEREWOLVES ARGH I NEED TO KNOW ABOUT HTEM: [1d20=19] 28
06:37 <Mort> lol
07:33 <Buck> !roll 1d20+9 sense motive
07:34 <dicebot> Buck, sense motive: [1d20=16] 25
07:37 <Merisel> what is the roll if you don't have sense motive?
07:38 <Jerus> !roll 1d20-2
07:39 <dicebot> Jerus, 1d20-2: [1d20=3] 1
07:40 <Oskar> !roll 1d20+1
07:40 <dicebot> Oskar, 1d20+1: [1d20=13] 14
07:40 <Folnor> !roll 1d20+13 Sense Motive
07:41 <dicebot> Folnor, Sense Motive: [1d20=7] 20
07:47 <Mort> Im not doing it
07:55 <Mort> oh
07:56 <Merisel> !roll 1d20+1 Wisdom
07:56 <dicebot> Merisel, Wisdom: [1d20=8] 9
08:02 <Mort> !throw 1d20+0 sense motive
08:07 <Mort> !roll 1d20+0 sense motive
08:08 <dicebot> Mort, sense motive: [1d20=3] 3
08:10 <Mort> k
08:11 <Mort> not lol
08:23 <Mort> command him to halt lol
08:40 <Mort> prone he can get up
08:41 <Mort> acutally
08:42 <Mort> I duno
08:43 <Mort> up to you
08:46 <Ballig> it's Buck's turn
08:47 <Mort> anything that floats your boat
09:04 <Buck> silver bullet 
09:20 <Mort> who has the sword
09:21 <Buck> !roll 1d20+8
09:21 <dicebot> Buck, 1d20+8: [1d20=2] 10
09:30 <Ballig> you shoot at him but miss
09:50 <Ballig> a shadowblood hound comes out from the alley
10:26 <Merisel> Moat gets a AoO? or not?
10:30 <Merisel> Mort?
10:32 <Ballig> !rand Merisel Buck Mort
10:32 <Merisel> sorry
10:32 <dicebot> Ballig, random: Merisel
10:32 <Mort> surprised round
10:33 <Mort> though
10:37 <Merisel> oh right
10:54 <Ballig> it tries to bite him
11:01 <Ballig> getting 20, so missing
11:10 <Mort> damn it my hold person...
11:12 <Mort> argh
11:24 <Mort> Im not out of cards yet.
11:29 <Mort> well see.
11:35 <Oskar> don't lament the good yse you made of that hold person...
11:36 * Merisel Laughs and points at the hound
11:48 <Mort> but if it had held just one round longer..
11:49 <Mort> ah nevermind
12:08 <Mort> one attack ONLY
12:19 <Mort> thats the price you pay for charging like a loon..
12:28 <Ballig> he charges Jerus for 7 damage
12:32 <Mort> hrm
12:34 <Mort> not really bad?
12:38 <Ballig> it's Merisel's turn
12:39 <Mort> nevermind, just do whats necessary
12:40 <Jerus> 21/31
12:46 <Mort> hes a werewolf..
12:54 <Merisel> Southwest run 3 squares
12:58 <Merisel> Vault onto roof
13:15 <Merisel> yes
13:34 <Merisel> I want to Get to K10
13:42 <Merisel> L10
13:46 <Merisel> sorry l10
13:48 <Merisel> yes
13:54 <Merisel> !roll 1d20+20
13:55 <dicebot> Merisel, 1d20+20: [1d20=3] 23
14:14 <Ballig> you avoid the AOOs
14:17 <Ballig> roll acrobatics to get on the roof
14:23 <Merisel> !roll 1d20+20
14:24 <dicebot> Merisel, 1d20+20: [1d20=10] 30
14:37 <Mort> that guy just acros everything
14:39 <Ballig> you jump but fail to get on top of the roof
14:51 <Ballig> it's Mort's turn
14:52 <Mort> awww
14:58 <Mort> south west 5 ft
14:59 <Mort> hideous laughter the wolf
15:17 <Mort> S8
15:25 <Mort> sorry :D
15:29 <Mort> east and west is bad for me :P
15:31 <Mort> k
15:34 <Mort> hideous laughter the wolf
15:35 <Mort> 17 to save
15:41 <Mort> or decide things are funny
15:47 <Mort> werewolf
15:49 <Mort> not hte hound
16:39 <Ballig> he starts laughing
16:40 <Mort> okay congrautlation
16:41 <Mort> s
16:46 <Mort> he can think things are hialrous
16:48 <Mort> btw if he doesnt break.
16:50 <Mort> by next round
16:53 <Mort> hes stuck
16:57 <Mort> for 5 rounds
16:57 <Ballig> it's Oskar's turn
17:03 <Oskar> 5ft step w
17:04 <Mort> that sorry fk is also prone
17:07 <Mort> if anyone wants ot hit him
17:12 <Oskar> attack h
17:16 <Oskar> @rapidpb
17:17 <dicebot> Oskar, attack1: [1d20=5] 14; damage1: [1d8=7] 11; attack2: [1d20=20] 29; damage2: [1d8=4] 8
17:21 <Ballig> you hit him once
17:23 <Ballig> roll it again
17:23 <Ballig> brb
17:29 <Oskar> @bowpb
17:29 <dicebot> Oskar, attack: [1d20=10] 21; damage1: [1d8=2] 6
18:02 <Oskar> @bowpb
18:02 <dicebot> Oskar, attack: [1d20=11] 22; damage1: [1d8=5] 9
18:10 <Oskar> end turn
18:17 <Ballig> you put an arrow into the hound's neck
18:20 <Ballig> it's Folnor's turn
18:42 <Ballig> <?prone
18:42 <dicebot> The character is lying on the ground. A prone attacker has a -4 penalty on melee attack rolls and cannot use a ranged weapon (except for a crossbow). A prone defender gains a +4 bonus to Armor Class against ranged attacks, but takes a -4 penalty to AC against melee attacks. Standing up is a move-equivalent action that provokes an attack of opportunity.
18:51 <Folnor> Cast Spiritual Weapon
18:59 <Ballig> where?
19:18 <Ballig> it attacks the hound
19:19 <Ballig> roll its attack
19:21 <Folnor> !roll 1d20+8 attack; 1d8+2 damage
19:22 <dicebot> Folnor, attack: [1d20=5] 13; damage: [1d8=7] 9
19:24 <Ballig> it misses
19:26 <Ballig> movement remains
19:43 <Mort> he wants to flank
19:53 <Ballig> it's Jerus' turn
20:30 <Mort> we talked about reposition, fog, and ninja magus wannabes.
20:42 <Mort> u can still drop your weapon
20:45 <Mort> and draw smaller weapon
20:47 <Mort> and just salsh
20:48 <Mort> really
20:52 <Mort> oh okay
20:54 <Folnor> Reposition  Source: Advanced Player's Guide.  You can attempt to reposition a foe to a different location as a standard action. You can only reposition an opponent that is no more than one size category larger than you. A reposition attempts to force a foe to move to a different position in relation to your location without doing any harm. If you do not have 
21:38 <Jerus> 5ft North, power attack on this werewolf with my silver glaive.
21:48 <Ballig> roll to hit
21:58 <Jerus> !throw 1d20+7 attack; 1d10+10 damage
22:26 <Mort> ists roll
22:27 <Mort> btw
22:29 <Jerus> !roll 1d20+7 attack; 1d10+10 damage
22:30 <dicebot> Jerus, attack: [1d20=20] 27; damage: [1d10=2] 12
22:31 <Mort> we using dicebot
22:34 <Jerus> !roll 1d20+7 attack; 1d10+10 damage
22:34 <dicebot> Jerus, attack: [1d20=18] 25; damage: [1d10=4] 14
22:46 <Jerus> !roll 1d10+10
22:46 <dicebot> Jerus, 1d10+10: [1d10=8] 18
23:12 <Mort> soon we need to start doing non lethal
23:13 <Mort> btw
23:18 <Mort> dont get too enthusaistic
23:22 <Ballig> you shear through his abdomen
23:28 <Ballig> the hound takes a 5 foot step east
23:33 <Ballig> and attacks Buck
24:03 <Ballig> clawing him for 5 damage
24:08 <Buck> 49/54
24:12 <Ballig> the werewolf tries to break free of his laughter
24:18 <Ballig> and does so
24:23 <Mort> full round action
24:27 <Mort> so hes stil prone..
24:46 <Mort> On the creature's next turn, it may attempt a new saving throw to end the effect. This is a full round action that does not provoke attacks of opportunity. If this save is successful, the effect ends. If not, the creature continues laughing for the entire duration.
24:52 <Ballig> it's Buck's turn
24:56 <Buck> 5ft se
25:02 <Buck> first shot at the hound
25:06 <Buck> @pbrs1
25:06 <dicebot> Buck, 1d20+7: [1d20=6] 13; 1d12+9: [1d12=4] 13
25:21 <Ballig> you just hit
25:29 <Buck> second shot at the hound
25:31 <Buck> @pbrs1
25:31 <dicebot> Buck, 1d20+7: [1d20=9] 16; 1d12+9: [1d12=3] 12
25:34 <Ballig> you kill the hound
25:41 <Buck> third shot at the wolf
25:46 <Buck> @pbrs2
25:47 <dicebot> Buck, 1d20+2: [1d20=20] 22; 1d12+9: [1d12=4] 13
26:00 <Buck> !throw 1d20+2
26:04 <Buck> !roll 1d20+2
26:04 <dicebot> Buck, 1d20+2: [1d20=3] 5
26:06 <Mort> we might end up with a corpse on our hands
26:07 <Mort> lol
26:07 <Ballig> regular hit
26:08 <Mort> k we dont
26:18 <Ballig> it's Merisel's turn
26:34 <Folnor> "Momma always said, "Better come home, Stuck in the mud, Dug a slow hole!""
26:47 <Buck> brb
26:50 <Merisel> well, ah, 
26:59 <Merisel> I'll hit him with the but of my rapier
27:02 <Merisel> butt
27:08 <Merisel> for nonlethal
27:14 <Ballig> okay
27:17 <Ballig> roll with -4 to attack
27:18 <Merisel> !roll 1d20+7
27:18 <dicebot> Merisel, 1d20+7: [1d20=16] 23
27:24 <Ballig> you hit him
27:25 <Ballig> roll damage
27:31 <Merisel> !roll 1d6+3
27:31 <dicebot> Merisel, 1d6+3: [1d6=2] 5
27:34 <Mort> weapon also
27:36 <Mort> the type of weapon
27:38 <Merisel> Rapier
27:38 <Mort> if it matters
27:41 <Mort> material.
27:43 <Ballig> smacking him in the back of the head
27:46 <Ballig> it's Mort's turn
27:46 * Mort smiles sadly
28:01 <Mort> 2 north glitterdust so it hits the werewolf only
28:10 * Merisel curses that my weapon is just keen
28:17 <Mort> u can
28:26 <Mort> correct
28:29 <Mort> on top of the roof
28:47 <Mort> N10, O10..?
29:10 <Mort> one south
29:12 <Mort> can you?
29:30 <Mort> okay then use my pearl of recall
29:37 <Mort> and draw out magic missile
29:38 <Mort> yes
29:43 <Ballig> roll the damage
29:44 <Mort> !throw 2#1d4+1
29:49 <Ballig> roll not throw
29:50 <Mort> !roll 2#1d4+1
29:50 <dicebot> Mort, 1d4+1: [1d4=4] 5, [1d4=2] 3
30:05 <Ballig> it's Oskar's turn
30:10 <Folnor> "If too shallow, Dig it more deep.  If too Narrow, Dig it more wide.  If you see a point of light, Shake hands with the other side!"
30:31 <Oskar> @rapidpb
30:31 <dicebot> Oskar, attack1: [1d20=7] 16; damage1: [1d8=2] 6; attack2: [1d20=18] 27; damage2: [1d8=5] 9
30:37 <Ballig> you miss the first shot
30:46 <Oskar> end turn
30:49 <Ballig> he's unconscious
30:52 <Mort> good
30:59 <Mort> shackle him
31:08 <Mort> MASTERWORK MANACLES
31:11 <Mort> folnor
31:11 * Folnor walks over and put the Masterwork Manacles
31:19 <Merisel> yes
31:50 <Mort> well
31:50 * Folnor proceeds to tie up with rope as well.
31:53 <Mort> u never had a chance..
31:53 <Mort> no
31:56 <Mort> let JERUS tie up
31:58 <Mort> or maybe mirsiel
32:33 <Mort> merisel CMD?
32:42 <Merisel> my cmd is 24
33:13 <Ballig> he's tied up
33:14 <Mort> so yes highest CMD will tie him up
33:17 <Mort> yeah
33:22 <Mort> masterwork manacles?
33:24 <Mort> or?
33:27 <Mort> feed him wolves bane
33:27 <Mort> ahaha
33:31 <Mort> yes
33:45 <Mort> and strip him of his gear
33:46 <Mort> too
34:16 <Mort> strip him off his gear
34:22 <Jerus> check him for weapons/items before you tie him up, just in case.
34:42 <Jerus> don't leave these on him while we tie him.
34:43 <Mort> take it all off
34:44 <Mort> yeah
35:28 <Jerus> I borrow one of his daggers and cut off a bit of hair, and put this away.
35:35 <Jerus> fur, rather.
36:11 <Mort> full round action to feed to an unconcious character
36:15 <Mort> so I wouldnt bother
36:18 <Mort> I cant tickle him anymore
36:24 <Mort> Im drained
36:29 <Mort> I went full blast mode..
36:31 <Mort> no
36:36 <Mort> I tink we just feed him while hes still out?
36:41 <Mort> but first
36:44 <Mort> WE TAKE ALL HIS GEAR
36:46 <Oskar> grab some wolfsbane
36:51 <Mort> and tie him up
36:54 <Mort> wait
36:58 <Mort> do it in the following procedure
37:04 <Mort> loot his gear
37:06 <Mort> tie him up
37:14 <Mort> trhow his wolf bane down his throat
37:29 <Mort> nevermind
37:31 <Mort> he probably ownt die
37:35 <Mort> 10\
37:40 <Mort> I assume he has 10 cons, if hes on 0 hp
37:44 <Mort> then he should be okay
37:47 <Mort> screw it
37:48 <Jerus> um.. readied action to cast a heal if he stops being stable?
37:58 <Mort> lol
38:56 <Merisel> yes, sounds good
38:59 <Mort> lol?
39:38 <Mort> why not just burn channeling
40:03 <Mort> he will die..
40:34 <Oskar> "so take him to the safehouse?"
41:18 <Mort> then nevermind
41:31 <Mort> k
41:36 <Oskar> "heal him but don't wake him"
41:36 <Mort> so heal him now using channel?then wand?
41:54 * Folnor Ready action to heal if he goes negative hit points
42:12 <Merisel> well, folks, I can't stay for the whole time, I think this was fun, and I'll try to get involved more later
42:23 <Mort> I think its done already
42:27 <Mort> the full scenario..
42:28 <Mort> probably
42:33 <Merisel> oh, really, ok
43:04 <Mort> yeah
43:12 <Buck> Merisel: it's almost over
43:17 <Merisel> oh, ok
43:24 <Folnor> !roll 1d8+1
43:25 <dicebot> Folnor, 1d8+1: [1d8=5] 6
43:27 <Folnor> !roll 1d8+1
43:28 <dicebot> Folnor, 1d8+1: [1d8=8] 9
43:45 <Folnor> !roll 6d6
43:46 <dicebot> Folnor, 6d6: [6d6=1,5,2,2,2,6] 18
43:48 <Ballig> boom
43:56 <Folnor> !roll 6d6
43:57 <dicebot> Folnor, 6d6: [6d6=5,6,6,2,2,3] 24
44:02 <Mort> yeah
44:28 <Buck> we feed him wolfsbane
44:29 <Mort> k
45:10 <Mort> feed him the next one
45:55 <Merisel> are there any signs of poisoning though?
46:01 <Mort> we know he will get poisoned
46:04 <Mort> we are the ones using 
46:05 <Merisel> oh, ok
46:14 <Buck> !roll 1d20+12
46:14 <dicebot> Buck, 1d20+12: [1d20=16] 28
46:28 <Buck> we feed him another dose of wolfsbane
46:36 <Mort> phew.
46:41 <Ballig> as he starts to shed his hair
46:44 * Buck takes a sample of fur
47:16 <Buck> !roll 1d20+12 heal
47:16 <dicebot> Buck, heal: [1d20=8] 20
47:34 <Ballig> he just barely saves the poison
47:37 <Mort> lol
47:39 <Mort> I have anti poison
47:40 <Merisel> great job everyone
47:40 <Mort> yeah
47:44 <Mort> acutally :P
47:50 <Folnor> dork...
47:50 <Ballig> he falls to the ground in convulsions
47:59 <Ballig> coarse fur falling out in clumps as his body writhes and warps to eventually reveal a withered old man
50:10 <Mort> so roll what :P
50:45 <Mort> done
50:46 <Mort> lol
50:51 <Mort> lol
50:59 <Mort> but god that wasnt very bad was it..
51:21 <Mort> oh wow
51:23 <Mort> but mort..
51:39 <Mort> weeerrreewooooollllfffsss
51:51 <Mort> wow cool
52:23 <Mort> WOOW
52:27 <Mort> Im riiiiichchhhhh!!!
52:38 <Mort> really good stuff.....
52:53 <Mort> yeah we tiered up lolz
53:15 <Mort> moral of story..
53:19 <Mort> do NOT get wizards angry at you
53:23 <Mort> bad things ahppen :P
53:24 <Merisel> thanks a bunch
53:26 <Mort> :D
53:27 <Mort> woooooot
53:31 Oskar is now known as tristen
53:33 * Mort pets everyone on their back
53:43 <tristen> thank you ballig, thank you all
53:52 <Jerus> hell of a game!
53:57 <Buck> day job rolls
53:57 <Jerus> and i didn't even get dead
53:58 <Mort> :P
53:59 <Mort> thanks
53:59 <Folnor> Viciously rocks out to Clutch
54:00 <Mort> yeah
54:05 Merisel has quit (Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client)
54:08 <Mort> wooooooots
54:10 <Jerus> !dayjob 3
54:14 <Jerus> Oh.
54:20 <Buck> !roll 1d20+5
54:20 <dicebot> Buck, 1d20+5: [1d20=15] 20
54:21 <Jerus> !throw 1d20+3 dayjob
54:29 <Jerus> !roll 1d20+3 dayjob
54:30 <dicebot> Jerus, dayjob: [1d20=20] 23
54:31 <Mort> !roll 1d20+8 dayjob
54:31 <dicebot> Mort, dayjob: [1d20=20] 28
54:34 <Mort> lol
54:35 <Jerus> ha!
54:36 Buck is now known as Avatar
54:43 <Jerus> crit dayjob! thats double right?
54:54 <Folnor> !roll 1d20+14 DayJob
54:54 <dicebot> Folnor, DayJob: [1d20=3] 17
55:07 <Mort> I dodnt know rogues could fly like that
55:20 * Ballig removes ban on diebot!*@*
55:23 <Avatar> er, I levelled up
55:29 <Ballig> ha
55:31 <Jerus> man that rogue pulls freakin' martrix shit,
55:33 <Mort> man but hideous laugther is...
55:34 <Mort> yeah
55:38 * Mort winces
55:42 <Jerus> brutal. Yes.
56:00 <Mort> Ive been practicing!
56:11 <Jerus> so somehow i've managed to replace my normal cursor here with the replacing one.
56:15 <Jerus> And its really annoying.
56:24 <Mort> lol
56:26 <Mort> try to get it reset
56:44 <Mort> and
56:45 <Jerus> jerus levels up!
56:48 <Mort> FOLNOR
56:51 <Mort> WHERE ARE MY COOKIES!
56:59 <Avatar> ah my dayjob is wrong
57:01 <Avatar> 15 + 12 = 27
57:07 <Avatar> 50gp !
57:10 <Mort> MY COOOKIES!!!!
57:17 <Ballig> everyone PM me with your PFs numbers, and how much XP, gold and prestige/fame you had at the start of this game
57:29 <Avatar> `op
57:29 ChanOP gives channel operator status to Avatar
57:35 * Avatar removes voice from Avatar Folnor Jerus Mort tristen
57:43 Folnor is now known as Steven
57:56 <Ballig> wonder if we'll ever see foxtrotter again :O
58:01 Jerus is now known as Hydrazine
58:05 <Mort> hes cool
58:17 <Ballig> pretty rare that someone can jump in and play within the first day of being here
58:24 <Hydrazine> And do good even
58:33 <Ballig> and if you rolled a dayjob, also PM me how much you got for it
58:51 <Spaceshot> guessing that was uptiered?
58:53 <Hydrazine> balls, I used to know where the table was for that.
58:54 <Mort> yeah
58:55 <Mort> hes good
58:59 <Mort> I dont know
59:05 <Ballig> it was uptiered
59:07 <Mort> I knwo I did shitty things
59:11 <Mort> on my wizard on first run
59:13 <Ballig> shitload of golds for Tristen and Hydrazine's characters
59:28 <Mort> yeah
59:31 <Spaceshot> Ava really needs to catch up
59:45 <Mort> what was taht sorry fks low save
59:47 <Mort> reflex?
59:48 <Avatar> ava needs to play to catch up
59:50 <Mort> I cant beleive his will..
59:52 <Mort> is so high
59:56 <Mort> god damn
00:19 <Spaceshot> actually had proper stuff happening yesterday and today (girlfriend's family came over for the weekend from adelaide0
00:21 <Spaceshot> )*
00:42 <Spaceshot> otherwise I probably would of played in a session that mekkis wasn't in nor running
00:45 <Spaceshot> XD
00:50 <Ballig> ha
00:59 <Ballig> he was in yesterday's game, and today was level 3+
01:05 <Spaceshot> Ava is 3
01:12 <Spaceshot> :P
01:25 <Spaceshot> remember, RPT
01:26 <Ballig> ahh
01:34 <Spaceshot> got me from 3xp to 6xp
01:47 * Mort runs to Steven and bothers the crap out of him
01:50 <Mort> MY COOKIES!
01:50 <Hydrazine> Jerus is at 4 now.
02:05 <Steven> There are no cookies here.
02:36 <Spaceshot> yea, if I want to level up Ava I probably shouldn't look at making another character
02:51 * Mort wails at steven
02:54 <Mort> I did a good job right?
02:59 * Steven laughs at mort.
03:35 <Ballig> it's not a horrible idea to have a level 1 character now that you have a level 3
03:37 <Hydrazine> i think my improved trip saved my life.
03:52 <Ballig> you could ru n some first steps games to get a level 1 character to level 2 for free
04:04 <Spaceshot> yea could
04:29 * Mort wails at Steven
04:30 <Spaceshot> I would be up for running a Metagamed first steps set
04:32 <Mort> YOUR MEAN
04:34 Steven is now known as Ausk
04:39 <Spaceshot> see how fast it'd take
04:51 * Ausk looks disgusted at Mort's behavior
05:23 <Mort> whhhhhhhhattt?
05:26 <Mort> what have I done :(
05:29 <Avatar> I think I become too powerful now
05:30 <Mort> I did what good wizzies do...
05:44 <Mort> u didnt gimme a single cookie :(
05:53 <Ausk> "Wailing over cookies.  Pathetic!"
06:09 * Mort slinks away
06:13 <Mort> pretty please..?
06:40 <Mort> "And you ate them all in front of me.. :("
06:47 <Mort> "It was horrible.."
07:21 <Ausk> !throw 1d20+36 Intimidation: Bug me again and you'll be sorry!
07:21 <diebot> Ausk, Intimidation: Bug me again and you'll be sorry!: [1d20=4] 40
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07:40 * Mort hides in a hole and refuses to come out..
08:04 * Ausk laughs uproariously.
08:15 * Mort goes Hrm, Someday Ill have my revenge..
08:47 <Mort> Im not even sure morts coup de grace would do any damage
08:50 <Mort> even if I landed hold person
09:05 * Ausk begins plotting the destruction of every cookie on the planet.
09:16 * Mort wails horribly..Hydrazine..he's bullying me..
10:00 <Hydrazine> What am I supposed to do?
10:08 <Mort> give me cookies!
10:11 <Mort> lol
10:34 * Ausk begins the cookie destruction with any cookies in Hydra's possession.
10:49 <Mort> hey
10:51 <Mort> GRAPPLE HIM :P
11:09 <Mort> lol
12:10 <Mort> :(
12:18 <Mort> lol
12:23 <Mort> but seriously. Whats up wit hyou and cookies
12:25 <Mort> and the gnomes bit
12:28 <Mort> the player doesnt like gnomes
12:34 <Mort> (typically, I have no gnome characters)
13:42 <Mort> but maybe you're doing it the right way
13:49 <Mort> Mekkis has been charging me all day long for groping gnomes
13:52 <Mort> I cant care fk :D
13:55 <Mort> but my cookies...
13:57 <Mort> Oh my cookies...
14:06 * Ausk uses his Deception Domain ability Masters Veil to make Mort appear as Gnome.
14:19 * Mort faints
14:20 <Mort> lol
14:30 <Ausk> you get a will save
14:32 <Mort> acutally no haha
14:34 <Ausk> dc 17
14:36 <Mort> I ahve oter things in mind
14:56 <Mort> !throw 1d20+4 will
14:56 <diebot> Mort, will: [1d20=5] 9
15:01 <Mort> okay Im a gnome
15:02 <Mort> ITS OKAY
15:05 <Mort> I AM A WIZARD
15:07 <Mort> they are smart.
15:26 <Ausk> Gnomes are wise
15:28 <Mort> (1) Scroll of Disguise self
15:31 <Mort> Im not a gnome
15:32 <Mort> :D
15:47 <Mort> do you really watn to see my scroll list?
15:59 <Ausk> do you really want to see my awesomeness?
16:24 <Ausk> because remember, you're shaken for like the next 5 rounds
16:30 <Mort> http://www.d20pfsrd.com/magic/all-spells/d/disguise-self
16:37 * Mort fluffs her fur up
16:40 <Ausk> so your 9 is like a 7
17:01 <Mort> (2) Scrolls of Shield 
17:01 <Mort> (1) Scroll of Feather Fall 
17:01 <Mort> (1) Scroll of Disguise self
17:01 <Mort> (1) Scroll of Jump
17:01 <Mort> (1) Scroll of Charm Person
17:01 <Mort> (2) Scrolls of Magic Missile 
17:01 <Mort> (2) Scroll of magic weapon
17:01 <Mort> (1) Scroll of mage armor
17:01 <Mort> (2) Scrolls of glitterdust
17:01 <Mort> (1) Ioun torch   
17:01 <Mort> (1) Pearl of Power
17:01 <Mort> (4)  Tindertwigs
17:01 <Mort> (3)  Sunrods
17:01 <Mort> (1) String(50 ft) - 1/2 lbs
17:01 <Mort> (1) Sewing needle
17:01 <Mort> (1) Trade Goods- Fabrics, Linen (1 yrd)
17:02 <Mort> (1) Signal Whistle
17:02 <Mort> (10)  Powder - 5 lbs
17:02 <Mort> (3) Scroll of Enlarge Person
17:02 <Mort> (1) Scroll of Comprehend Languages
17:02 <Mort> (1) Scroll of Obscuring Mist
17:02 <Mort> (2) Scroll of Grease
17:02 Mort has quit (Excess flood)
17:06 <Ballig> ha
17:06 <Ballig> spammer
17:13 Mort ([email protected]) has joined #d&d
17:15 <Ausk> heheheheh
17:17 <Mort> lol
17:19 <Avatar> ?confused
17:20 <Mort> spam too much :D
17:24 <Avatar> <?confused
17:32 <Avatar> what's going on
17:35 <Mort> nothing
17:39 <Mort> he refuses to gimme cookies
17:42 <Hydrazine> sorry ballig
17:44 <Mort> tyesteray he was all sweet and nice
17:46 <Mort> and gave me cookies
17:49 <Hydrazine> i thought i fixed all that crap.
17:51 <Mort> today he ate cookies in front of me :(
18:11 <Hydrazine> and i'd just upload now if I hadn't already started level 4 editing.
18:32 <Mort> anwyay
18:33 <Mort> yeah
18:35 <Mort> did any of you see
18:37 <Mort> my scroll list?
18:40 <Hydrazine> no.
18:43 <Hydrazine> huge?
18:49 <Ausk> a bit of it... im unimpressed
18:53 <Mort> what?
18:56 <Mort> :(
19:01 <Mort> y....
19:06 <Mort> I thought I was a packrat?
20:37 <Mort> :(
21:41 <Avatar> I think that grit that I've been saving up since level 1 might finally come in handy 
22:04 <Mort> oo
22:06 <Mort> lv 7 gs?
22:22 <Ausk> uh....
22:28 <Ausk> you have a grit maximum
23:26 <Avatar> yeah I know
23:28 <Avatar> but I've never used it
23:38 <Avatar> yeah level 7
23:50 <Avatar> I took the extra grit feat, stupidly
24:15 <Ausk> ouch....
24:23 <Mort> we all screw up someplace
24:24 <Mort> AND AUSK
24:27 <Mort> whats up with you today :(
24:33 <Mort> yesterday u were all sweet and nice
24:35 <Mort> giving me cookies..
24:43 * Ausk laughs....
24:56 <Mort> I swear. ITS A DOPPELANGER
25:03 <Mort> ITS OKAY. I shall make my own cookies..
25:08 * Mort goes to give tristen puppy eyes
25:38 <Ausk> I would never give you cookies... Pirates don't give things away!
25:47 <Mort> Im not talking about YOU. MEANIE
25:57 <Mort> I swear someday I get dominate person...
25:59 <Mort> :P
26:07 <Mort> compel you to. BAKE ME COOKIES.
26:18 <Hydrazine> I actually make cookies on Friday, Mort.
26:21 <Mort> problem with inqusitors is I know they are very hard to dominate..
26:23 <Mort> well
26:25 <Mort> invite me over!
26:25 <Ausk> go ahead and make your roll...
26:28 <Mort> what you waiting for!
26:35 <Ausk> lets see if you can compel me
26:39 <Mort> cant
26:44 <Mort> not at my wee little level :(
26:50 <Hydrazine> Um, send over skype please?
27:04 <Hydrazine> DCCs give me issues.
27:06 <Mort> Im  widdle one!
27:11 * Mort looks widdle and pitiful
27:46 * Ausk gives mort a scroll of geas
28:34 <Mort> 10 minutes
28:36 <Mort> casting time
28:40 <Mort> youl fk me up before then?
28:41 <Hydrazine> Ausk is the inquis?
28:45 <Mort> yeah
28:46 <Ausk> dc 26
28:48 <Mort> super high level 1
28:52 <Ausk> to activate using UMD
28:53 <Mort> a) I cant cast it
28:54 <Mort> no
28:57 <Mort> I wont use UMD
29:01 <Mort> I can use caster level
29:02 <Mort> I am wizard
29:05 <Ausk> yeah thats the other way
29:23 * Mort grinz
29:26 <Mort> this might be fun..
29:35 <Mort> wher was my rod of persistent metamagic...
29:40 <Mort> lol it works for level 3 spells only :(
30:02 <Ausk> YUP
30:29 <Mort> !roll 1d20+5
30:30 <dicebot> Mort, 1d20+5: [1d20=1] 6
30:33 <Mort> oh oh :D
30:35 <Mort> what happens
30:52 <Ausk> mwahahahahaha
31:19 <Mort> !throw 1d20+0 wis to avoid mishap
31:19 <diebot> Mort, wis to avoid mishap: [1d20=16] 16
31:21 <Mort> k
31:22 <Mort> nothing ahppens
31:26 <Mort> can I try again or do you pwn me :(
31:51 <Ausk> you can try again
32:31 * Mort puffs herself up
32:37 <Mort> !throw 1d20+5 
32:38 <diebot> Mort, 1d20+5: [1d20=18] 23
32:40 <Mort> YES
32:41 <Mort> it worked
32:45 <Mort> yayyyy!!
32:47 <Mort> will save..? :P
32:53 <Ausk> yeah
33:16 <Ausk> !roll 1d20+11
33:16 <dicebot> Ausk, 1d20+11: [1d20=2] 13
33:25 <Ausk> zo my god i think im caught!
34:00 <Ausk> oh wait
34:08 <Mort> lol
34:13 <Mort> can I make you massage my feet..
34:16 <Mort> bake me cookies..
34:28 * Mort is going to be a pampered lemur
35:16 * Ausk casts remove curse
35:48 <Ausk> !roll 1d20+11
35:48 <dicebot> Ausk, 1d20+11: [1d20=12] 23
35:53 <Mort> does that work?
35:54 <Ausk> success!
35:59 <Mort> o oh
36:12 <Ballig> Ausk: how do you want me to send you the chronicle sheet? email? skype? IRC?
36:22 <Mort> !throw 1d20+5 caster level check to flllyyyy...
36:23 <diebot> Mort, caster level check to flllyyyy...: [1d20=12] 17
36:30 <Mort> okie Im 30 ft up in the air
37:23 <Hydrazine> pigeon? smoke signal?
37:28 <Hydrazine> telegraph?
37:30 <Ballig> or I could mail it to you
37:31 <Ballig> ha ha ha
37:34 <Mort> pigeon!
37:35 <Mort> I like
37:40 <Mort> then you can eat the pigeon after :D
37:42 <Hydrazine> digireedoo!
37:43 <Spaceshot> so anyone up for a speed run of first steps 1-3 soon?
37:48 <Spaceshot> as in preferably before conquest :P
37:59 * Ausk gives them self a Judgement Purity and protection
38:02 <Mort> only have grull available/ kendra
38:04 <Spaceshot> but I'm not fussed when
38:07 * Mort just runs off
38:10 <Hydrazine> You actually made Grull?
38:14 <Mort> yeah I ran FS1
38:15 <Mort> with him
38:20 <Hydrazine> Ranger right?
38:23 <Mort> yeah
38:24 <Mort> but not 20 str
38:27 <Mort> I didnt want to dump wis
38:30 <Mort> HEY I STILL NEED TO CAST
38:50 <Spaceshot> I'm just seeing if we can pull off doing all 3 of them in one sitting
38:59 <Spaceshot> metagaming our asses off though
39:01 <Mort> no
39:06 <Mort> Im mostly at work
39:12 <Ausk> you cast fly or took a potion using your turn, judgement is a swift action on my turn
39:40 <Mort> I casted
39:41 <Mort> oh oh
39:46 <Mort> I htink Im getting pwnnnnnneeddd...
39:48 <Mort> runnnnzzz!
40:01 * Ausk Casts Rebuke on Mort
40:15 <Ausk> fort save
40:22 <Mort> whats rebuke?
40:23 <Mort> :D
40:35 <Ausk> oh... my bad
40:40 <Ausk> thats 20ft range
40:44 <Ausk> hmmm
40:49 <Mort> Im fllllyyyiinnnnggg
40:52 <Mort> and running off in a massive hurry
40:53 <Mort> bb :D
41:00 <Mort> (me is a happy running zard)
42:34 * Ausk casts Lockgaze instead of Rebuke
42:38 <Ausk> will save
42:55 <Mort> oh oh..
42:59 <Mort> !throw 1d20+4 will
43:00 <diebot> Mort, will: [1d20=14] 18
43:12 <Ausk> you safe
43:17 <Ausk> lucky you
43:35 <Mort> runnnnnzzzz
43:35 <Ausk> Climbs up the wall 20 feet
43:42 <Mort> ur an evil evil inquisitor..
43:52 <Ausk> ugh... we are in a chat room... you can only fly so far...
44:01 <Mort> nooooooooo
44:05 <Mort> I wish Icould dimension door..
44:10 <Mort> but no I dont bring that scroll
44:15 <Mort> (and I really have no combat shit)
44:16 <Mort> lol
44:24 <Ausk> well you can always cast on me.... come on... lets see it!
44:27 <Hydrazine> Jerus is getting scary now.
44:56 * Mort surrenders..theres no way I can fight soemone so evil and nasty
45:01 <Mort> lol
45:11 <Ballig> what's the level difference
45:15 * Ausk laughs at the pathetic nature of Mort
45:16 <Mort> 7
45:21 <Ballig> Ausk is what level?
45:27 <Ausk> 12
45:28 <Mort> Im 5 hes 12
45:28 <Mort> lol
45:29 <Ausk> bwahahahaha
45:31 <Hydrazine> jeez.
45:32 <Ballig> so he's a CR 12 encounter
45:32 <Mort> level 7 diff
45:33 <Hydrazine> No wonder.
45:34 <Mort> yeah
45:36 <Mort> get pwned lol
45:39 <Mort> and Im not mek
45:40 <Ballig> you could expect him to be a challenge to four level 12 characters
45:41 <Ausk> but i did give her a geas spell
45:42 <Mort> mek might think of a way
45:45 <Ballig> of course a level 5 character isn't going to win
45:46 <Hydrazine> Wonder if Hoku would do better.
45:47 <Ausk> and she managed to use it
45:54 <Ausk> but those remove curses... so good
46:04 <Mort> Im not mek
46:18 <Mort> mek nearly pwned me with deceased at 4 and I was 11..
46:20 <Mort> creative guy
46:21 <Mort> really.
46:27 <Mort> all sort of nasty things he has up his sleeve
46:32 <Spaceshot> hmm... for a tattooed monk (if you played L5R, or know of L5R you'll know where I'm going with it), should I multiclass monk and tattooed sorc or just full quigong monk?
46:57 * Ausk loves fighting monks
47:02 <Mort> uh
47:05 <Mort> he isnt a normal monk :P
47:09 <Hydrazine> Sure he is.
47:15 <Mort> hes a MONSTER!
47:20 <Hydrazine> Perfectly normal
47:31 <Mort> liar. you taught me combat maneuvers :P
47:37 <Spaceshot> actually, he's more monk than a the normal monk class
47:50 <Spaceshot> you'd expect most monks to want to ki grapple the crap out of you
48:03 <Mort> but I never used them ahha
48:16 <Ausk> with monks all you have to do is climb a wall onto a ceiling w/ spider climb boots
48:23 <Ausk> and then range range range range range range
48:32 <Mort> (there are things called winged boots)
48:39 <Spaceshot> yea, because all monks have ranged ::
48:41 <Spaceshot> :P*
48:48 <Ausk> dispell magic>winged boots
49:05 <Spaceshot> dispel magic>spider climbing boots
49:10 <Mort> bring more potions of fly
49:13 <Mort> monks cant cast
49:17 <Mort> I dont think youcan dispell a potion
49:18 <Mort> can you?
49:25 <Ausk> Feather fall ring ftw
49:29 <Mort> yeah I know
49:34 <Ausk> you supress the effects
49:37 <Spaceshot> Mort: potions are spells
49:39 <Mort> I need to work on it if I ever want to go mounted
49:39 <Hydrazine> deadlift 1200..
49:44 <Ausk> or end an active spell
49:48 <Mort> but how do you dispel something tahsts inside
50:03 <Hydrazine> hey Avatar, I think Jerus can now drag Buck's horse, if necessary.
50:09 * Mort laughs
50:12 <Mort> can you carry me?
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50:16 <PaulHarris> loooooooooollllllllllllllllllllll
50:17 * Mort giggles and jumps on piggy back on jerus
50:18 <Hydrazine> Sure.
50:21 <Ausk> drinking the potion activates the magic
50:27 <Mort> you might need to someday..
50:36 <Mort> the last time I made you carry my gear remember?
50:43 <Mort> mort and jerus tend to pop around together pretty much
50:44 <Mort> :P
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50:58 * PaulHarris rolls up
51:04 <Mort> why so many people
51:05 <Mort> BALLIG!
51:07 <Mort> I NEED YOU
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52:07 <Ausk> but no seriously fighting a monk is super easy mort... you just need to stay out of range of his weapons
52:08 <Ballig> Mort: I emailed your chornicle sheet
52:15 <Mort> wuh where?
52:17 <Mort> yeah I know
52:19 <Mort> it got creative
52:22 <Spaceshot> Ausk: meet the Zen archer
52:23 <Ballig> cast grease on yourself
52:23 <PaulHarris> loooollllll
52:25 <Mort> or at least it got highly facinating
52:27 <Mort> doesnt work
52:29 <Mort> they can surpress it
52:36 <Mort> I highly recommend the...salve of slipperiness
52:39 * Mort grinz
52:53 <Ballig> should be able to cast grease on their hands
52:54 <Ausk> yes meet the zen archer, which at that point all you need is lots of armor
52:55 <Ballig> so they can't grab you
53:07 <Mort> their reflex saves are very good
53:15 <Mort> not as easy as you think to land on them
53:18 <Spaceshot> the zen archer flurries with the bow
53:22 <Mort> its hard to land anything spell
53:25 <Ballig> then your DC needs to be better
53:32 <Mort> grease is a level 1 spell
53:37 <Hydrazine> Are t he alternate favored class benefits legal?
53:38 <Spaceshot> and only needs 2 stats, str for composite bow, and wisdom for everything else
53:39 <Mort> youre landing on a class that is magically ressistant?
53:43 <Spaceshot> even to hit is wisdom based
54:03 <Mort> well in that case you probably want ot get htem close and pound the shit out of them
54:10 <Mort> basically you want to fight in a ground that is unfavourable for your enemies
54:12 <Ausk> but vs Zen archer... invisibility spell
54:14 <Mort> sort of
54:19 <Mort> see invis pot
54:22 <Ausk> and thats pretty much all she wrote
54:22 <Mort> true seeing
54:24 <Mort> stuf like that
54:35 <Spaceshot> ioun stone of true seeing
54:41 <Mort> if your enemy has an advantage, disable it
54:44 <Spaceshot> or circlet or something
54:46 <Spaceshot> the head slot
54:53 <Mort> its all part of sun tzus art of war
55:06 <Mort> okay guys
55:09 <Mort> what should mort get
55:14 <Mort> for her new monehs
55:24 <Ausk> how much money you got, whats your class>
55:31 <Mort> probalby around 4k gp
55:33 <Mort> wizard
55:57 <Ausk> uh..... thats nothing... you cant get anything really cool
56:01 <Mort> yeah
56:07 <Mort> Im eying those rods of persitent metamagic..
56:10 * Mort has evil evil grin
56:18 <Mort> already have my headband of int +2 so..
56:45 Ausk is now known as Steven
56:47 <Mort> k
56:49 <Mort> soooo
56:55 <Mort> what do wizards usually do
57:00 <Mort> I think I might want spell focus enchantment
57:09 <Mort> and greater spell focus enchatment
57:58 <Hydrazine> I like Hoku, even if he gets rocked by casters.
58:13 <Hydrazine> He'd still shred most melee that gave it a shot.
58:57 <Mort> hes my combat maneuver master :P
59:40 <Steven> bracers of armor are pretty good for a wizard
59:45 <Mort> screw armor
59:48 <Mort> I dont intend to get into a fight
59:51 <Mort> my mage armor is on 24/7
59:52 <Mort> anyway
59:53 <Hydrazine> so you say no.w.
59:56 <Hydrazine> but shit happens.
00:00 <Steven> yeah...
00:03 <Hydrazine> wait till someone has overrun.
00:05 <Hydrazine> or a longbow.
00:09 <Mort> bracers of armor
00:11 <Mort> +4?
00:12 <Hydrazine> or an ambush.
00:19 <Spaceshot> I so need to 11up Thwang and see who'd be best
00:21 <Hydrazine> or a hungry croc.
00:22 <Mort> to get better then that
00:28 <Spaceshot> zen archer or tetori
00:30 <Mort> I need to get a +4 bracer?
00:41 <Mort> urm oskar tried shooting the fk out of him
00:43 <Mort> and ti didt work
00:44 <Mort> lol
00:44 <Hydrazine> You'd probably get rocked by casters too, Space.
00:52 <Mort> btw
00:57 <Mort> so the point about bracers of armor
00:59 <Mort> is they add to innate ac
00:59 <Hydrazine> I still think Hoku would've tore Khaz up if we started at a decent distance.
01:06 <Mort> thats why I didnt want ot be anywhere close
01:12 <Hydrazine> But you're welcome to go for it, Space.
01:14 <Mort> I cant take you on wihtout preparations
01:22 <Mort> jerus, well I didnt quibble about the range right?
01:27 <Mort> just went oof, right down on the ground
01:39 <Hydrazine> Yeah, and made all the damn saves.
01:46 <Mort> then ran for it..
01:47 <Hydrazine> Just bad luck. I don't bitch about that one.
01:48 <Mort> really fast..
01:54 <Spaceshot> probably, but I'll have higher wisdom than a tetori, since my to hit is wisdom instead of dex
02:21 <Hydrazine> the casters follow a pretty general theme though of making you roll 4 will saves per spell.
02:22 <Steven> wellw hat kind of armor do you have right now on mort?
02:27 <Mort> no ARMOR
02:30 <Mort> mage armor ftw :D
02:33 <Mort> and a pearl of recall level 1
02:56 <Mort> nah untrue
02:58 <Mort> I have a harmaki :P
03:01 <Steven> okay. well get some armor
03:02 <Mort> I make all my casters wear that
03:06 <Mort> whyyyyyy
03:09 <Steven> get it +1nd
03:20 <Steven> cause you can give it special effects
03:21 <Steven> like slick
03:23 <Steven> or shadow
03:28 <Mort> whats those
03:57 <PaulHarris> lololol
03:58 <Mort> Bracers of Armor
03:58 <Mort> Aura moderate conjuration; CL 7th
03:58 <Mort> Slot wrists; Price 1,000 gp (+1)
04:06 <Mort> see just for +1 armor and I can get it for free!
04:09 <Mort> with a harmaki
05:57 <Mort> whats stopping me from enchanting my harmaki
06:01 <Mort> and putting specia lproperties on it?
06:04 <Hydrazine> Mort, 2 games in a row jerus stood up THE WHOLE TIME.
06:09 <Hydrazine> ...nothing?
06:26 <Steven> http://www.d20pfsrd.com/magic-items/magic-armor/specific-magic-armor/mistmail
07:19 <Ballig> Hydrazine: only ust
07:21 <Ballig> +j
07:22 <Mort> so why would I get a bracer of armor
07:25 <Mort> cool
07:27 <Mort> youll get better at it
08:07 <Ballig> in case you get ambushed, you don't have to waste a turn casting mage armour
08:17 <Mort> I have a harmaki
08:22 <Ballig> okay?
08:25 <Mort> +:D
08:25 <Ballig> how is that a response?
08:33 <Mort> +1 armor
08:40 <Ballig> bracers of armour +4 is +4 armour
08:44 <Mort> and cost a bomb
08:53 <Mort> gimme a wand of persistent metamagic
08:54 <Ballig> you wouldn't get them at this level
09:35 <Ballig> also, you can enchant bracers of armour with extra enchantments
09:37 <Ballig> that you can't do with mage armour
10:20 <Hydrazine> So I could take extra CMDs instead?
10:26 <Hydrazine> COnsidering it. Thats pretty useful.
10:28 <Steven> its 16000 for never having to cast mage armor again
10:34 <Mort> so expensive
10:39 <Mort> NO WAY. pearls are cheap
10:43 <Mort> and it lasts in hrs
11:02 <Mort> cast at begining of scenario
11:04 <Ballig> it takes an action
11:04 <Mort> pearl itback up
11:08 <Mort> at start of scenario
11:12 <Mort> in all the briefing time
11:14 <Ballig> some scenarios take an entire day
11:21 <Ballig> or longer
11:23 <Mort> thats why uhave the pearl
11:24 <Ballig> many days
11:28 <Mort> sleep
11:35 <Mort> ur not telling me u would hunt for 3 dyas straight
11:37 <Mort> wihout sleep?
11:39 <Mort> no fking way :P
11:58 <Mort> offense first.
12:02 * Steven has seen a wizard get one shot after getting woken up after a nap before he could act... by 2 ac
12:02 * Mort fluffs her fur up
12:13 <Mort> I have 1 ac :P
12:18 <Ballig> let's say you are awake for an entire 12 hours
12:19 <Mort> well 14 unarmored
12:22 <Ballig> how often can you cast mage armour in that time
12:28 <Mort> I have 5 hr mage armor duration
12:28 <Ballig> well, really, it would be 16
12:30 <Ballig> how many times
12:33 <Mort> my pearl gives antoher 5
12:35 <Mort> get antoher peral
12:36 <Mort> :D
12:42 <Ballig> so you would be protected for 2/3 of the time
12:46 <Ballig> if you aren't unlucky
12:54 <Mort> why do you think I carry a pearl
12:58 <Mort> it asnt for the free magic missile
13:00 <Ballig> that's still only 2/3 of the time
13:02 <Ballig> if you aren't unlucky
13:05 <Mort> 1 more pearl?
13:08 <Mort> 15 hr protection :D
13:28 <Ballig> and sucks if you come across a guy with a lance charging and you've used your pearl of power and your first cast of grease fails
13:30 <Ballig> oh no, no more grease
13:34 <Ballig> sucks4deadmort
13:41 <Mort> I never prepare grease..
13:42 <Steven> the best part about the bracer is it can be upgraded unlike magearmer
13:44 <Mort> its always scrolled
13:53 <Mort> armor is really NOT on my top list of piroities
13:55 <Mort> really
14:08 <Mort> just fyi, I havent taken any dirtnaps with mort yet
14:11 <Steven> it really should be... wizards are great till they get hit and die in one shot
14:20 <Mort> I have toughness for a reason
14:20 <Ballig> scrolled grease is stupid
14:22 <Ballig> really, really stupid
14:28 <Ballig> except to prevent being grappled
14:30 <Hydrazine> By some enemy who spends his point build like Jerus.
14:32 <Mort> and I didnt dump cons
14:40 <Mort> its to prevetn grapples yes
14:47 <Mort> or ready to grease as he charges
14:48 <Ballig> and yes, bracers of armour can get enchanted
14:51 <Mort> i dont mean to use it offensively
14:53 <Mort> so can my harmaki
14:58 <Mort> must as well use it
15:13 <Mort> would you believe
15:16 <Mort> I have no ranks in escape artist?
15:18 <Mort> which I think is a mistake
15:20 <Mort> really
15:31 <Mort> Ill go fix it now since my headband gives me some unspent skillpoints
15:49 <Ballig> you can get bracers of armour +1 with light fortification
15:54 <Ballig> giving you 25% protection against critical hits
16:05 * Mort would rather get a persistent rod of metamagic
16:10 <Ballig> your headband doesn't give you skill points
17:11 <Mort> besides I think I might have fked up somewhere on last level up as well
17:14 <Mort> got unspent skill points
17:29 <Ballig> right, but don't adjust skill points because of a headband
17:38 <Hydrazine> i thought it did?
17:49 <Ballig> so for 4000 gold you can get Bracers of Armour +1, Light Fortification
17:53 <Hydrazine> counts just like raising total int, no>
17:58 <Ballig> gives you +1 AC at all times, and 25% protection against critical hits and sneak attacks
18:06 <Ballig> Hydrazine: pretty sure it doesn't
18:11 <Ballig> it doesn't work like constitution
18:29 <Mort> If I wear a headband of vast intelligence, do I get retroactive skill ranks for my Int increase in addition to the skill ranks associated with the item?
18:30 <Mort> No. The skill associated with the magic item represents the "retroactive" skill ranks you'd get from the item increasing your Intelligence. You don't get the item's built-in skill ranks and another set to assign however you want.
18:32 <Ballig> or else you could cast the +4 int spell before you levelled each time
18:39 <Mort> he has a point
18:46 <Mort> k right let me audit my skill points
19:06 <Hydrazine> hm.
19:13 <Hydrazine> What skill does the headband have, Mort?
19:50 <Mort> 2 int
19:52 <Mort> +2 int thats all
19:54 <Hydrazine> ...
19:55 <Mort> 24 skill points spent
21:36 <Mort> a headband of vast intelligence has one skill associated with it per +2 bonus it grants. After being worn for 24 hours, the headband grants a number of skill ranks in those skills equal to the wearer's total Hit Dice. 
21:38 <Mort> aha
21:43 <Mort> escape artist here we come!
21:56 <Ballig> why escape artist
22:00 <Mort> thats funny
22:04 <Mort> you never know when someone grappes you
22:10 <Mort> what else would you want me to have really
22:12 <Mort> be nice
22:19 <Ballig> by that logic, why not swim? you never know when you'll be in a river
22:29 <Mort> becuase if Im in a river
22:31 <Ballig> why not acrobatics? you never know when you need to tumble away from a creature and avoid the AOO
22:31 <Mort> ILL FLY
22:35 <Ballig> why not fly? you n ever know when you need to fly
22:36 <Ballig> etc etc etc etc
22:39 <Mort> I will take fly later
22:42 <Mort> not until I can truly fly
22:45 <Ballig> you could cast grease on yourself
22:46 <Mort> grapples ahppen though
22:47 <Hydrazine> why not appraise? you never know when you might need to value something accurately.
22:49 <Mort> sure. by then Im grappled
22:50 <Ballig> it's a lower level than levitate or fly
22:55 <Mort> I have appraise I THINK
23:04 <Mort> as in seriously
23:09 <Mort> quite a skill whore I am
23:13 <Ballig> right
23:21 <Ballig> my point is, it's an arbitrary logic
23:29 <Mort> I think Ill get escape artist
23:35 <Ballig> okay
24:41 <Mort> I even have some rudimentary acrobatics
24:42 <Mort> lol
24:56 <Mort> dunno what I was thinking off
24:58 <Mort> but yeah I did it
25:35 <Ballig> if you ask Avatar, he will definitely say to take acrobatics
25:42 <Mort> I have some
25:43 <Mort> actually
25:46 <Mort> spellcraft
25:47 <Mort> UMD coming up
26:59 <Mort> I dont have perception though
27:02 <Mort> might be time to get some
29:41 <Mort> okay done my skills up
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33:02 <Hydrazine> Jerus updates are about done.
33:21 <Mort> k
33:24 <Mort> I took escape artist
33:40 * Mort is a wigglemur
35:45 <Mort> mort updates are done
35:47 <Mort> not buying anything
35:49 <Mort> hrm
35:52 <Mort> should I buy those smoke goggles?
35:54 <Mort> maybe I should
38:55 <Mort> yep I will
38:58 <Hydrazine> Now Jerus hits things really hard.
39:12 <Mort> :D
39:18 <Mort> I love jerus..
39:24 <Mort> and guess waht
39:31 <Mort> I didnt enlarge you even once :P
39:33 <Mort> this scenario
39:39 <Hydrazine> Crazy!
40:22 <Mort> nah no space, no time.
40:51 <Spaceshot> dicebot is mekkis' right?
40:53 <Mort> wonder if level 2 pearls of power are nice
40:54 <Mort> no
40:56 <Mort> avatars
40:58 <Spaceshot> oh
41:00 <Mort> one more hideous laughter?
41:14 <Spaceshot> less irritating then
41:31 <Spaceshot> um... what in the near future isn't taken up that isn't also easter weekend?
41:38 <Spaceshot> as in for a game spot
41:56 <Mort> but bards really have it fun
41:59 <Mort> level 1 hideous laughter
42:03 <Mort> but again the dc will suck
42:04 <Hydrazine> Remind me to redo all my save commands before I run anything, Mort
42:07 <Mort> yeah same
42:08 <Mort> sigh
42:10 <Mort> I prefer meks bot
42:12 <Mort> its fluffier
42:38 <Spaceshot> I don't, mainly due to it being mekkis'
42:39 <Spaceshot> :P
42:48 <Mort> its got all my commands on it
42:52 <Mort> sch a pain to transfer em again
42:56 <Spaceshot> I don't really have commands set
43:01 <Mort> luckly most of my combats have to do with make a save.
43:04 <Spaceshot> just do what tristen does for all his characters
43:07 <Mort> so I dont have to roll hit or miss
43:23 <Spaceshot> has all of his !save commands on his character sheet
43:28 <Spaceshot> so he can just copy paste them
43:28 <Mort> ah I see
43:31 <Mort> I dont
43:41 <Mort> seriously though. offense first
43:43 <Mort> then defense
43:44 <Mort> :P
43:46 <Spaceshot> he was even using those !save commands when we were doing RPT
43:53 <Spaceshot> meh
44:21 <Mort> ah wellz
44:38 <Spaceshot> also mort, for a magical unarmed user, should I go straight sorc, straight quinggong monk or a hybrid of the 2?
44:49 <Mort> just straight sorc but Im not fond of x classing
44:50 <Mort> anwyay
44:54 <Mort> that one please look for mek
44:57 <Spaceshot> as in, I want to do unarmed fighting whilst casting spells
45:09 <Mort> youmight want combat casting
45:12 <Mort> I dunno how its going to work out
45:20 <Spaceshot> I might
45:24 <Hydrazine> didn't i say something about unarmed combat and touch spells back when darkwhite was here?
45:35 <Spaceshot> depends if my spells would require it (if I'm going sorc, I'll only have a limited spell list)
46:00 <Mort> never like doing squishy casters in combat
46:05 <Mort> again thats why khaz popped his nose out :P
46:06 <Mort> well see
46:32 <Spaceshot> meh, I'll most likely be using the Empyreal wildblooded bloodline if I'm multiclassing
46:41 <Spaceshot> it means I use wisdom as my casting stat instead of cha
46:47 * Mort is a litlte confused but nevermind
46:56 <Spaceshot> each sorc has a bloodline
47:01 <Spaceshot> like how each wizard has a school
47:35 <Spaceshot> wildblooded is a quasy  archetype that just alters a bloodline to change it slightly (like how wizards have subschools or clerics have subdomains)
48:10 <Spaceshot> Empyreal uses celestial bloodline as it's main, but it's bloodline power means you use wisdom instead of cha
48:26 * Mort shakes her head and goes neverdemind
48:31 <Spaceshot> XD
48:52 * Spaceshot wants to continue confusing mort, but would eventually feel mean about it
49:23 <Mort> nah
49:25 <Spaceshot> there are too many character concepts I want to make
49:26 <Mort> I can acutally use my brain if I
49:29 <Mort> want ot use it
49:31 <Mort> but Im not using it atm :P
49:34 <Spaceshot> but I only want to have Ava and 1 lower level to play with
49:42 <Mort> u need to get into more games
49:43 <Mort> I think
49:47 <Spaceshot> yea that too
50:54 <Spaceshot> like I want to make Gol (stalwart monolith), a Shadowcaster (probably a wizard with arcane armour training and shadow/illusion magic), A tattooed Monk (which is basically a melee unarmed combatant with magical ability)
51:17 <Spaceshot> elemental magical ability mind you (even wizard might work thinking of it, but I don't get special sorc tattoos)
51:43 <Spaceshot> and every now and then going through the books makes me want to make more and more
51:51 <Mort> u bette rsit around and levle up a few peeps first
52:31 <Spaceshot> that's the eventual plan
52:56 <Spaceshot> but I also want to work on my 40k (sci-fi miniatures) armies
52:59 <Spaceshot> too many hobbies
53:51 <PaulHarris> what army do you collect Spaceshot?
53:52 Ballig has changed the topic to: PFS: Sat 1pm (Avatar, new game) / Sun 1pm (Ballig, new game) | CoTE: TBA || All times are AEDT (UTC+11:00) | D&D and Pathfinder Online http://www.pfrpg.com.au
54:22 <Spaceshot> I had a reasonable number till I cut them back when moving to melbourne
55:14 <Spaceshot> I currently have Space Wolves (which I'm currently trying to turn them into chaosed space wolves that can be used count as for when chaos legions come out) and I've got all the stuff to make very kitbashed/converted dark eldar
55:15 <PaulHarris> such as?
55:27 <PaulHarris> ahhhhh
55:32 <PaulHarris> very nice
55:58 <Spaceshot> had tau (which I'm still trying to sell), imperial guard (which I sold to brunius in this channel), chaos daemons (which I'm using bits for my dark eldar instead)
56:26 <Spaceshot> I think that's it
56:50 <Spaceshot> my space wolves are technically around 2k-3k points once I make all of the wolf guard
57:10 <Spaceshot> wolf guard terminators that is, I've got 6-7 left
57:18 <Mort> k Im loggin for now
57:19 <PaulHarris> nice work man
57:21 <Brunius> Dude, my guard are about 1300 now
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57:33 <Spaceshot> yea, but I wouldn't ever play ALL the stuff I've got
57:38 <Spaceshot> in an army at once
57:48 <Spaceshot> it'd be very average, yet funny (so many assualt cannons)
57:52 <Brunius> *cough*APOC*cough*
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58:26 <Spaceshot> heh
58:37 <Mort-> Semi afk now
59:11 <Spaceshot> well, I can make a Logan army to about 2k easy
59:29 <Spaceshot> but I prefer smaller point games, like around 1k - 1250
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08:09 <Hydrazine> K. Bed for me.
08:12 <Hydrazine> later guys.
08:37 <Brunius> Night Hydra
08:39 <Hydrazine> Thank you for holding a game, had a great time. Thank you fellow players aswell.
20:35 <Spaceshot> going late night shopping, then gonna make food
20:40 <Spaceshot> be back soonish :P
26:15 <Mort-> Night hydra!
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46:07 <Spaceshot> back
46:10 <Spaceshot> clearly nothing has happened
54:15 <Mort-> So you'll be playing in that sea faring campaign?
54:19 <Mort-> Even with mek in?
54:26 <Mort-> Also what are you bringing
54:59 <Spaceshot> no
55:04 <Spaceshot> if mek is playing
55:05 <Spaceshot> I will not be
55:16 <Spaceshot> mekkis'
55:16 <Mort-> Ah k
55:25 <Spaceshot> if mekkis is not playing, I'll happily play
55:26 <Mort-> So it means you won't be playing
55:29 <Mort-> Since he is
55:55 <Spaceshot> I've also got some ideas of what I'm playing, for when brunius gets sick and tired of mekkis' shit and tells him to gtfo
57:50 <Mort-> Uh. That's not a very nice way to put it really.
57:54 <Mort-> But well.
58:09 <Spaceshot> if you haven't realised, I don't really care for mekkis' existantance anymore
58:24 <Spaceshot> and I wish him nothing but bad luck, troubles and hardships
58:32 <Spaceshot> but that's just me being nice :P
04:04 <Mort-> Sigh. Never mind.
20:44 <Mekkis> \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\
27:55 <Spaceshot> what do you expect?
28:14 <Spaceshot> I'm not going to be all lovey dovey and happy about everything
32:03 <Spaceshot> anywho
32:08 <Spaceshot> if worse comes to worse, I don't care XD
00:24 <Spaceshot> but anywho mort, I'd be bringing some form of spell caster, or spell caster like character
02:14 <Spaceshot> my number of concepts is all due to what 3.5 books/classes brunius allows
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07:17 <Mort-> Feel free
07:29 * Mort- knows what she will be already
07:42 <Mort-> Rather a melee but oh well
12:02 <Spaceshot> who said I wasn't going to be melee?
12:08 <Spaceshot> I just said I had access to spells
12:19 <Spaceshot> or magical ability
12:47 <Spaceshot> but it doesn't really matter what I'm playing, since I doubt I'm playing
13:29 <Avatar> might get a belt of physical might (dex/con) for buck
13:31 <Avatar> only 5000gp
13:39 <Avatar> but can pretty much never be upgraded to +4 due to lack of funds
14:23 <Spaceshot> where that belt from?
14:34 <Avatar> core rulebook
15:07 <Spaceshot> really?
15:19 <Spaceshot> I thought that belt was all 3 stats, not just a choice of 2
15:33 <Avatar> different item
15:40 <Mort-> That's physical perfection
15:45 <Spaceshot> ah
16:03 <Spaceshot> so you playing in brunius' campaign instead of me?
16:51 <Mort-> Avatar?
16:53 <Mort-> Ask him?
17:28 <Spaceshot> Mort-: just because you are the last one to talk, doesn't mean anything after you talk is directed to you
17:56 <Mort-> Dude. I already assumed you were talking to him
18:06 <Mort-> Why do you think i said his name
18:42 <Spaceshot> I was also asking him
18:49 <Spaceshot> since he was talking recently
19:15 <Mort-> So i was directing the question at him
19:16 <Mort-> Nub
19:41 <Spaceshot> no need to get all mekkis about it
21:55 <Mort-> You assumed that i assumed you were talking to me when in fact i already was directing the question at avatar
22:08 <Mort-> And i could bite you for being rude to mek.
22:10 <Mort-> But i won't
22:21 <Spaceshot> and you don't believe mekkis was being rude?
23:41 <Spaceshot> anyway, I'm currently stopped caring about this specific debate
25:08 <Spaceshot> it all comes down to, do I want get all depressive and talk about my feelings whilst most likely crying whilst doing it, refering to shit in the past that did the same effect
25:59 <Mort-> To me he was polite enough
26:03 <Spaceshot> or I could not get all depressed and crying and just man up and get angry at the person causing the situation that would result in me getting depressed and abuse them to the point of not giving a fuck about them and wouldn't break if they were on the street
26:08 <Mort-> Anyway point to moot
26:13 <Spaceshot> either way it doesn't work the best to me
26:17 <Mort-> Ill get back to trolling boards
26:23 Mort- ([email protected]) has left #d&d (Leaving)
26:37 <Spaceshot> somehow I'm the bad guy
49:10 <Mekkis> Hier liegt ein Mann ganz ohnegleich;
49:10 <Mekkis> Im Leibe dick, an SÃ¼nden reich.
49:10 <Mekkis> Wir haben ihn in das Grab gesteckt,
49:10 <Mekkis> Weil es uns dÃ¼nkt er sei verreckt.
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