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17:56 <Mekkis> hmmm
18:06 <Mekkis> what SHOULD we get Brunius to run?
32:32 <Mekkis> what SHOULD I run?
35:19 <Hydrazine> Morning.
36:28 <Mekkis> Hydrazine, what do you want me to run this Saturday?
37:31 <Hydrazine> You do realize I know very little about the modules.
38:00 <Mekkis> yes
38:10 <Mekkis> what about this: what region do you wish to visit
38:50 <Mekkis> http://cdn.obsidianportal.com/map_images/91329/Golarion_Map.jpg
40:03 <Mort-> Id llike eastern  areas
40:19 <Mort-> Butqtf covera it
40:26 <Mekkis> Mort-, you're not playing this weekend
40:32 <Mort-> Qfp
40:33 <Mort-> Oub
40:44 <Mort-> Yeah onlly sunday
40:52 <Mekkis> you're playing Sunday?
40:53 <Mort-> Sorry hydra :(
41:19 <Mort-> If I'm not hung ober
41:21 <Mekkis> one thing I want to try is Murder on the Throaty Mermaid
41:31 <Mekkis> No IRC except for rolls
41:38 <Mort-> Which i camlnt promise :p
41:55 <Mekkis> skype, all in character
42:14 <Mort-> Hars if i can't talk ooc in irc
42:27 <Mort-> Remember i can't talk
42:44 <Mekkis> you won't be here :S
43:16 <Mort-> Lol
43:29 <Mort-> Evil mek
43:29 <Mekkis> would you play that?
43:42 <Mort-> Id play anything
43:49 <Mort-> but not on next sat
43:55 <Mekkis> even with those conditions?
44:01 <Mort-> but point is i don't think ill get a mic
44:08 <Mort-> ill just try to talk
44:14 <Mekkis> hmm
44:24 <Mort-> and irritable all of you
44:30 <Mekkis> can you remain in character for that long?
44:30 <Mort-> better I'm not around :d
44:35 <Mort-> i have a big mouth
44:38 <Mort-> not sure
44:44 <Mort-> Haven't tried
45:11 <Mort-> i don't think I've actually gone too much out of character
45:40 <Mort-> But again my characters don't have really strict rp ruling on it
45:48 <Mort-> but this is really getting off topic
45:56 <Mekkis> it's more that it's somewhat a murder mystery
46:02 <Mort-> since i definiteky won't be around
46:16 <Mort-> From the title
46:35 <Mort-> i suggest water breathing wouldn't come amiss :p
46:41 <Mort-> again maybe i think too much
47:07 <Mekkis> you metagame too much :)
47:18 <Mort-> I won't get a mic here
47:27 <Mort-> The places i play in
47:32 <Mort-> generally...
47:55 <Mort-> would think i am a candidate for asylum if i was talking to a comp
47:59 <Mort-> seriously :p
48:01 <Hydrazine> Drenchport and the Shackles!
48:16 <Mekkis> Mort-, I run games in the Botanic Gardens
48:31 <Mort-> The girl guiides motto is be prepared
48:42 <Mort-> I sit in the lib
48:51 <Mort-> For.plauing them
48:54 <Mekkis> I have better scenery
48:57 <Mekkis> http://nl.ti4200.info/~mekkis/IMG_1368.JPG
49:02 <Mort-> Sounds familiar?:p
50:12 <Mekkis> Mort-, ever wondered why it's ti4200.info?
50:17 <Mort-> Can't see you damn it mek
50:26 <Mort-> Yoir.own site?
50:31 <Mekkis> yeah
50:50 <Mort-> I have a kd mate who does that too
50:54 <Mort-> not surprising
51:01 <Mort-> Anyway.
51:06 <Mekkis> http://nl.ti4200.info/~mekkis/IMG_1374.JPG
51:07 <Mort-> I have quirks
51:15 <Mekkis> that's the original ti4200.info
51:25 <Mekkis> before I decided to host it on a better machine
52:19 <Mort-> Ah cool
52:25 <Mekkis> that box still runs diebot.ti4200.info
52:28 <Mort-> But anyway
52:33 <Mort-> i play dnd
52:36 <Mort-> in the library
52:41 <Mekkis> who doesn't?
52:45 <Mort-> Mc donalds outlets
52:51 <Mekkis> (we're looking at running sessions there)
52:55 <Mort-> and get kicked out constantly
52:59 <Mekkis> I've played D&D on the bus
53:12 <Mort-> lol i ran btd2 in the lib
53:24 <Mort-> How do you work
53:27 <Mort-> without ca
53:31 <Mekkis> I have CA
53:39 <Mekkis> laptop + wireless broadband
53:43 <Mort-> it makes me vulnerable to getting flankmm
53:44 <Mort-> lol
53:50 <Mort-> i got cell
53:56 <Mekkis> plus, I have CA on my cell
54:05 <Mort-> Normal conversations i can do it
54:06 <Mekkis> http://nl.ti4200.info/~mekkis/IMG_1526.JPG
54:10 <Mort-> fight no
54:24 <Mekkis> (blame Avatar for the poor grid matching)
54:47 <Mort-> epic lol
54:54 <Mort-> But anyway
55:00 <Mekkis> http://nl.ti4200.info/~mekkis/IMG_1518.JPG
55:01 <Mort-> i really salute that guy
55:10 <Mort-> who played dnd and he is blind
55:12 <Mekkis> CA, my phone
55:16 <Mekkis> my fingers
55:20 <Mekkis> and my keyboard!
55:21 <Mort-> dark white told me about it
55:31 <Mekkis> yeah
55:50 <Mekkis> I've played D&D online without any map tool before
56:07 <Mort-> I can't
56:12 <Mort-> i can't imagine
56:15 <Mort-> Yet
56:51 <Mekkis> CA is definitely possible on a phone
56:59 <Mort-> I tell you i think i pack a lot of shit on mort
57:11 <Mort-> Doesn't anyone ja
57:25 <Mekkis> Mort-, tip: buy a second spell component pouch
57:29 <Mekkis> and a second spellbook
57:38 <Mort-> Have a proper write up list on scrolls and tbings you should bring?
57:41 <Mekkis> leave the spellbook in <insert hometown here>
57:57 <Mort-> Yes i heard about that ad well
58:06 <Mekkis> I take it further
58:17 <Mort-> Why leave spell book in bome town
58:33 <Mekkis> what if yours gets stolen/confiscated?
58:34 <Mort-> Every night you need it to lrelare
58:57 <Mekkis> buy two spellbooks
59:09 <Mort-> How much is it
59:13 <Mekkis> Mytiazair casts /secret page/ about 500 times before every scenario
59:18 <Mort-> to copy from one spell book
59:24 <Mekkis>  scribing costs
59:24 <Mort-> to another
59:39 <Mort-> Secret page cantrip,
59:44 <Mort-> that's a lot of gc
59:59 <Mort-> but yes we will have 2 component pouches
00:08 <Mort-> my friend warned me about it
00:37 <Mort-> also said his dm made them not have acid flaskp
01:01 <Mort-> by Making those flasks have a break chance
01:15 <Mort-> when you get hit or fall
01:20 <Mort-> something like that
01:46 <Mort-> He also died once because he was tryin to slash a skeleton as a rogue
01:57 <Mort-> i laughed my stomach out
02:20 <Mort-> again trying to daze a cat is stupid too and i didgt
02:23 <Mort-> It
03:06 <Mort-> Ill leave my spell book at pathfinder lodge
03:18 <Mort-> Morrrt has no home
03:26 <Mort-> Nlt exa,tly
04:18 <Mort-> If ii ra kut of magic im screwed
04:55 <Mort-> At least khaz will defend himself with his blade
05:32 <Mort-> Again if we took both their sspellbooks and weapons away
05:41 <Mort-> Both serously fked up
08:27 <Mort-> Gone to bed
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12:18 * Mort- mmphs
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11:08 <Mort-> Mph
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22:49 <Avatar> season 4 scenarios to be designed with 6 player tables in mind
23:11 <MekkisScreen> :(
28:54 <Spaceshot> really?
29:02 <Spaceshot> isn't it hard enough to just get 4?
30:27 <Mort-> We are so screwed
30:29 <Avatar> apparently most people normally play with 6, which is why they are doing it
30:41 <Mort-> enough players can wipe the floor off scenarios
30:53 <Avatar> there's going to be rules that talk about how to weaken encounters for 4-player tables by the sounds of it
30:55 <Mort-> insufficient players and you get  swarmed under
30:56 <Mort-> :(
31:08 <Mort-> Anyone summoning any monsters?
31:24 <Spaceshot> who uses spells :P
31:27 <Spaceshot> this is what cleave is for
31:54 <Spaceshot> I'm thinking of making a practically pure tank
32:05 <Avatar> ummm maybe spellcasters
32:26 <Spaceshot> spells are for buffs
32:34 <Spaceshot> look at that bard and ballig's wizard
32:41 <Spaceshot> purely buffs
32:55 <Spaceshot> even you didn't cast anything besides dimension door :P
32:58 <Mort-> Balligs wizard isn't exactly a tank
33:13 <Spaceshot> no, but he doesn't cast spells besides buffs
33:14 <Mort-> i could probably do the same thing with khaz
33:17 <Mort-> Lol
33:33 <Mort-> i usually elect to fight that way as well
33:42 <Mort-> As far as I'm concerned
33:54 <Mort-> i don't think anyone has seen me nova
33:57 <Spaceshot> Mort-: I'm either thinking of making a pure tank (using barbarian, fighter, stalwart defender and living monolith) or a blackblade kensai magus
34:10 <Mort-> Go the fighter types
34:23 <Spaceshot> the only issue is kensai is really really squishy for the first 3 levels
34:24 <Mort-> Magus are weird. still trying to find my way
34:38 <Mort-> Shield
34:40 <Spaceshot> because he only gains his int bonus to AC at a max of 1int per level
34:50 <Mort-> i never go any where without it
34:55 <Spaceshot> heh
35:01 <Spaceshot> kensai would use mage armour :P
35:04 <Mort-> I always have 2 scrolls around
35:12 <Mort-> magus does not have mage armor
35:15 <Spaceshot> but yea, pure tank sounds fun
35:16 <Mort-> on their list
35:18 <Spaceshot> seriously? WTF
35:20 <Spaceshot> BALLS
35:31 <Mort-> some subclass with witch
35:42 <Mort-> to get heal and mage armor
35:53 <Mort-> both use int anyway
35:56 <Spaceshot> ok, def gonna make pure tank
36:05 <Spaceshot> for my lower tier play
36:12 <Spaceshot> I'm shelfing Thwang for now
36:21 <MekkisScreen> what a lot of people on the forums don't realise is that they are a minority
36:47 <Mort-> If i made a kensai magus i would use witch sub class i think
36:56 <Mort-> I'm wondering how well you can trip with a scorpion whip
36:59 <MekkisScreen> to be honest, it doesn't really matter about the 6 tier parties
37:05 <Mort-> but never mind
37:12 <MekkisScreen> 6 player parties
37:16 <Avatar> what's a minority
37:39 <Mort-> Silence is full round right
37:40 <MekkisScreen> more people play PFS and don't post than those play PFS and do post
37:49 <Avatar> ah
38:03 <Mort-> sigh
38:03 <Mort-> was thinking teleport to the castes
38:07 <Mort-> swifdt action draw from wrist sheathn
38:09 <Mort-> true
38:18 <Mort-> i love wrist sheathes
38:31 <MekkisScreen> Mort-: give your familiar a wand of dimension door
38:46 <Mort-> It costs a bomb
38:53 <MekkisScreen> 21000
38:54 <Mort-> and his name is balaar
39:12 <Mort-> I can teleport myself using a level 3 spell
39:15 <MekkisScreen> I was refering to Socks, the faerie dragon
39:20 <Mort-> to whoever i want to hit
39:27 <Mort-> i won't risk socks that way
39:33 <Mort-> I'm not evil!
39:38 <Mort-> she isn't invisible
40:21 <MekkisScreen> but you get to full attack after being dimension doored
40:45 <MekkisScreen> (or just summon Avorals... like Ghandi does)
40:46 <Mort-> Socks won't harm a fly
41:09 <Mort-> I will not throw socks like bait
41:18 <Spaceshot> Avatar: I might of cheated with casting silence, but I think both times I cast it I only did a 5ft step and ended my turn
41:18 <Mort-> it just isnt done
41:19 <MekkisScreen> you did
41:20 <Spaceshot> so I'm not sure
41:28 <Mort-> Like?
41:32 <MekkisScreen> when you sent her to grapple deceased
41:47 <Mort-> Its called spent too much time with  a monk
41:50 <MekkisScreen> Spaceshot: silence is like Enlarge Person or sleep: it doesn't take effect until the following turn
41:57 <Mort-> i got her to run when the fight was lost
42:29 <Spaceshot> mmk
42:38 <Mort-> No
42:45 <Mort-> socks will stay with me
43:03 <Mort-> Faerie dragons arent good for damage
43:09 <MekkisScreen> (and if you get hurt in the intervening round, it's "make a concentration check"
43:16 <Mort-> once her greater invisibility is up
43:22 <Mort-> ill send her yes
43:31 <Mort-> but not before
44:01 <Mort-> Ok say you ddoor socks over
44:09 <Mort-> she hits the mage for 6 damage
44:11 <Avatar> so there's going to be rules in place for 4 player tables, but 5 player tables will be treated as if they had 6 players
44:13 <Mort-> he casts a spell
44:31 <Mort-> so he doesn't need to make concentration check does he?
44:34 <Avatar> note to self: don't uptier season 4 when there's 5 players
45:11 <Mort-> Ddoor
45:19 <Mort-> text also says after porting
45:34 <Mort-> you may take no further actions that round
48:19 <Avatar> what do you reckon, should I wait for a headband of intellect, or get a wand of lightning bolt at level 3
49:45 <Mort-> Head band
49:54 <Spaceshot> wand allows you to uptier
49:59 <Mort-> Leave the damage to the tanks
50:18 <MekkisScreen> so we'll probably be rnning season 0-3 mods
50:29 <MekkisScreen> wand is shit
50:38 <Avatar> 5d6 damage at level 3 is shit?
50:40 <Mort-> I like socks!
50:44 <MekkisScreen> yes
50:45 <Mort-> she is furry
50:46 <Avatar> partially charged?
50:51 <MekkisScreen> because it's really 2.5d6
50:58 <Spaceshot> isn't lightning bolt a level 4spell?
51:00 <MekkisScreen> because the save DC's 14
51:01 <Mort-> Khaz can do 4d6
51:11 <Mort-> With a level 1 spell
51:16 <Mort-> no saves
51:17 <Mort-> at 3
51:23 <Avatar> what level 1 spell does 4d6
51:24 <Spaceshot> you have to hit though
51:29 <Spaceshot> shocking grasp
51:41 <Mort-> With magical lineage
51:48 <Mort-> So i cast at one level higher
51:53 <Mort-> but should i miss
51:59 <Mort-> i hold the charge
52:04 <Avatar> okay, point made
52:08 <Mort-> next round ill 2 hand him
52:37 <MekkisScreen> wand of scorching ray would be better
52:42 <MekkisScreen> and cheaper
52:46 <Mort-> Once i connect its a yeowch
52:58 <Mort-> actually i don't like that ray shit
53:09 <Mort-> its unpredictable like heck
53:13 <Avatar> touch attacks ftw
53:31 <Mort-> its different
53:47 <Mort-> i fk up I'm still holding the charge
54:06 <Mort-> if you fk up its gone
54:16 <Mort-> that's of course assuming
54:25 <Mort-> boss doesn't kill me
54:35 <Mort-> that could happen too
55:41 <Mort-> The funny thing is khaz has no ranged weapon
55:59 <Mort-> i was figuring that he would never use one
58:11 <MekkisScreen> scroll of fireball is OK
58:19 <MekkisScreen> (or lightning bolt)
58:39 <Avatar> a scroll of lightning bolt is okay?
58:44 <MekkisScreen> I remember playing voice in the void at tier 4-5
58:47 <Avatar> how is that better than a wand
58:54 <MekkisScreen> it's cheaper
59:06 <MekkisScreen> you're really only going to use it once or so
59:47 <MekkisScreen> voice in the void at tier 4-5, with a third level character, and a second level character
59:49 <MekkisScreen> party of two
00:14 <MekkisScreen> wizard 2 / rogue 1; and wizard 2
02:15 <Mort-> I don't see the point of fire ball
02:17 <Avatar> I'm thinking of damage output, not line damage
02:31 <MekkisScreen> we made use of teh fireball scroll
02:43 <Mort-> I rather use utility
02:43 <Avatar> my witch has really really minimal damage output
02:47 <MekkisScreen> if you want damage output
02:47 <MekkisScreen> cast haste
02:47 <MekkisScreen> or enlarge person
02:48 <Avatar> no self-damage output
02:48 <Mort-> I say enlarge
02:51 <Avatar> not party damage
03:00 <Mort-> doesn't matter
03:02 <MekkisScreen> then don't play a spellcaster
03:02 <Mort-> as long as your team wins in the end
03:09 <Mort-> i play mort as support
03:13 <Avatar> you're missing the point
03:19 <MekkisScreen> or summon stuff
03:19 <Mort-> i wont get much glory sure
03:24 <Avatar> I was a bit stuck when everyone fell over in first steps 1
03:34 <MekkisScreen> summon stuff then
03:42 <Avatar> because I had no way to damage anyone except a crossbow
03:42 <Mort-> but when my team needs me ill be there
03:52 <Avatar> is summoned stuff reliable enough
03:54 <Mort-> or make sure your team doesn't fall over
03:55 <Mort-> By giving the other side a bad day
04:05 <MekkisScreen> yep
04:09 <Mort-> Extra targets
04:09 <Avatar> I thought summoned stuff was only good as support
04:25 <Avatar> extra targets isn't much help
04:26 <Mort-> I say a blinded yeti won't hit shit
04:26 <Avatar> I need something that will kill shit
04:27 <Mort-> they can do many things
04:30 <Mort-> not always
04:42 <Mort-> some of the summoned creatures
05:01 <Mort-> are good trippers
05:09 <Mort-> or grapplers
05:36 <Avatar> I need good killers
05:37 <Avatar> grappling and tripping won't kill them
05:38 <Mort-> Problem is they take ages
05:46 <Mort-> leave killing to your tanks
05:54 <Avatar> you're not listening mort
05:57 <Avatar> my tanks were on the ground
06:01 <Mort-> keep them from falling in the first place
06:14 <Avatar> that's nice in retrospect
06:34 <Mort-> you should have done something Before then
06:35 <Avatar> you're missing the point
06:37 <Avatar> I want a contingency plan
07:31 <Mort-> Try bears
07:40 <Mort-> if you want damage
07:56 <Mort-> and i mean literally
08:25 <Avatar> pretty sure I can't summon bears for a wihle
10:46 <Mort-> Try lemurs then!
11:01 <Mort-> They will steal cookies for you!
11:10 <Avatar> no they won't
11:10 <Mort-> you know what's the  fun thing?
11:22 <Mort-> i won't have to worry about that probably
11:42 <Avatar> because you'll be the first to die
11:44 <Mort-> because if my team is down. means I'm probably taking a dirtnap some place
11:49 <Mort-> yeah
11:50 <Mort-> Heh
11:51 <Mort-> so
11:58 <Mort-> i won't worry about it lol
12:17 <MekkisScreen> wild shape into something and attack
12:24 <MekkisScreen> summon earth elementals
12:25 <Mort-> He isn't druid
12:26 <Avatar> even my druid can't do that for ages
12:29 <Mort-> i say bear
12:34 <MekkisScreen> 1d4+8 damage for SNA2 is good
12:40 <MekkisScreen> at a +7 to-hit
12:41 <Mort-> summon nature ally
12:45 <Mort-> what it gives
12:57 <Avatar> I don't think witches actually get any summon spells
13:48 <MekkisScreen> Mort-: can you describe Khaz without using race or class?
14:08 <Mort-> He has long black wavy hair
14:18 <Mort-> and very crooked beak of a nose
15:15 <Mort-> Stout but actually fairly graceful and uses a scimitar with a citrine on its hilt
15:43 <Mort-> his eyes are black like the night sky and he is quite tanned
16:17 <Avatar> sounds like khaz is a tengu
16:28 <Spaceshot> haha
16:29 <Mort-> Beak
16:35 <Mort-> of a nose
16:44 <Mort-> don't you freakin understand
16:48 <Mort-> Guys
17:05 <Mort-> Mek said no class or race
18:54 <Avatar> so what
18:57 <Avatar> you described a tengu !
19:35 <MekkisScreen> real mages carry massive books on their belt
20:34 <Mort-> Its in my bag you dolu
20:37 <Mort-> Dolt
21:03 <Mort-> i am not carrying a book into a fight
21:19 <Mort-> its going to get spattered with all that stuff
22:24 <Spaceshot> damn, wanting to make a tank is hard
22:33 <Spaceshot> requires a good number of stats, and feats
22:40 <Spaceshot> when going towards 2 prestige classes :P
23:23 <Avatar> why carry a book when you can carry a bat
24:10 <Mort-> You use your bat
24:17 <Mort-> i need my books
24:52 <tristen> ah i think our thelen might come to the con
25:00 <tristen> albeit afternoons only
25:02 <MekkisScreen> uggc://jjj.lbhghor.pbz/jngpu?i=9E8s45z0PQR
25:21 <tristen> omg that's the fugiest url i've ever seen
25:24 <tristen> fugliest
25:43 <Avatar> good on you thelen
25:58 <tristen> what the heck is protocol uggc???
26:20 <Avatar> probably some sort of virus protocol !
26:37 <Spaceshot> I bet
26:40 <Spaceshot> it is mekkis
27:01 <tristen> a-you'll-be-fine-on-linux url
27:10 <MekkisScreen> uggc
27:12 <Mort-> Seriously i don't think mort would carry books into a fight
27:18 <MekkisScreen> it's rot13d http
27:27 <Mort-> they will get splattered with blood
27:32 <tristen> what's the missing 13 chars?
27:35 <Mort-> Gross
28:22 <tristen> oh not rot13d but rot13
29:10 <tristen> oh i see
29:29 <tristen> http://www.somethingorrather-rotated-13-letters of the alphabet
29:41 <Hydrazine_> howdy.
29:45 <tristen> heya!
30:03 <Mort-> Lol
30:07 <Mort-> hi hydra
30:08 <Hydrazine_> sup?
30:37 <Mort-> avatar was asking earlier how to dish damage if the team was down
31:38 <tristen> mekkis: this video has been removed by the user...
32:32 <Mort-> So i was like. I wouldn't worry too much personally since id probably be taking a dirt nap myself
36:47 <tristen> maybe one of those time bombs?
37:10 <Hydrazine_> how to do damage without PCs?
37:14 <Hydrazine_> or you mean specifically mort?
37:43 <tristen> problem is you'd have to anticipate being taken down
37:49 <Mort-> Khaz will be on the floor
37:53 <Mort-> always plan
38:03 <Mort-> and over plan
38:11 <Mort-> can see that one coming for miles
38:20 <Mort-> but about mort he has a point
38:27 <Hydrazine_> seems rather similar to planning for 'how do you win the fight after you've lost it?"
38:37 <Mort-> 2 scorching rays
38:44 <Mort-> 2 magic missiles
38:58 <Mort-> the rest is utility
39:43 <Mort-> If things go badly khaz and jerus will probably be the first few to drop
39:53 <Mort-> wonder who would get it first :d
40:02 <Mort-> betting me ^^
42:15 <Mort-> Btw. i need flanking lessons :p
42:21 <Mort-> I'm a lazy fk
42:27 <Hydrazine_> hm.
42:44 <Hydrazine_> could probably get me and tris together and we all dick off on CA until you learn.
42:51 <Mort-> Seriously you spoil me
42:58 <Mort-> i don't see the need to flank
43:04 <Mort-> because we one shot everything
43:15 <Hydrazine_> you don't see the need to actually hit things?
43:25 <Hydrazine_> have you seen how jerus rolls attacks?
43:26 <Mort-> I hit fine
43:31 <Mort-> badly
43:37 <Hydrazine_> regularly, een.
43:40 <Hydrazine_> its embarrassing
43:46 <Mort-> i need to learn to be a flanking buddy
44:01 <Mort-> But I'm a lazy spoilt brat
45:40 <MekkisScreen> tristen: Hydrazine_ would you be up for Murder on the /Throaty Mermaid/ this Saturday?
45:55 <Hydrazine_> should be fine.
46:13 <MekkisScreen> skype only, all in-character, IRC only for rolls?
48:30 <Mort-> Lol
48:48 <Mort-> It sounds fun
49:10 <Hydrazine_> curious.
49:15 <Hydrazine_> just for the lols of ut?
49:23 <Mort-> Ut?
49:36 <Mort-> you can rp on skype
50:00 <Mort-> i can't talk and I'm at cousins wedding anyway
52:06 * Hydrazine_ way too busy playing Vessel
52:57 <tristen> mekkis yeah lol ok
55:00 * Mort- giggles
55:08 <Mort-> hope you can find a third!
56:32 <Hydrazine_> other channel, mort.
26:29 <tristen> !findchar Oskar
26:32 <diebot> tristen, Character: Oskar, number: 367( http://dnd.ballig.net/viewchar.php5?char=367 )
28:31 <Mort-> Should i get a bow? :(
28:46 * Mort- positively sulks
29:11 <tristen> why not get a bow?
30:03 <Hydrazine_> its not like bows are archer/ranger only.
30:31 <Mort-> Because i have +2 dex and +4str
30:49 <Mort-> Actually i could probably use a composite longbow pretty well
31:01 <tristen> i thought that would be exactly WHY you'd get a bow?
31:28 <Mort-> lol i rather close in
31:42 <Mort-> besides for humanoid prex
31:53 <tristen> and, er, if you can't close in?
31:58 <Mort-> Prey. Sometimes a little daze
32:13 <Mort-> Causes him to be unable to run
32:27 <Mort-> I have uh. ray of frost
32:37 <Mort-> with a 30 ft range ^^
32:49 <tristen> can you spam those every round?
33:07 <Mort-> Sure!
33:18 <Mort-> its a cantrip!
33:28 <tristen> and if that guy's 35ft out?
33:33 <Mort-> now the thing is why would i
34:02 <Mort-> run 30 ft. get trapped. If I'm still alive ray him :d
34:06 <Mort-> Lol
34:11 <tristen> if you can't run 30ft?
34:32 <Mort-> Uh run 5 ft he only needs to be 30 ft in range
34:39 <tristen> if you can't run 5ft?
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34:55 <Mort-> Swear the gm rigged my dice
34:56 <Mort-> lol
35:03 <tristen> you could always stand around picking your nose!
35:14 <tristen> or you could go: "oh cool i've got a bow"
35:55 <tristen> lol the question is: why wouldn't you have a bow?
36:01 <Mort-> I mean your the Archer. you can get him off me pretty please,
36:08 <Mort-> because I'm a spoilt brat
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36:31 <tristen> oskar's off drinking singapore slings in tien!
37:00 <Hydrazine_> Sweet!
37:06 <Hydrazine_> Oskar passed Jerus by. Sad now.
37:27 <tristen> ah you'll have to whip him along!
37:45 <tristen> but still in the same tier though!
38:12 <tristen> an even more deadly combo i reckon
38:15 <Mort-> Lol
39:25 <Hydrazine_> So I'm not gonna bother finishing up big Jerus. Tris already knows how well it might work.
39:40 <Mort-> Hey!
39:42 <Spaceshot> you gonna work on your tetori?
39:50 <Mort-> I'm a spoilt brat!
40:05 <Hydrazine_> I already did make an 11 version of the tetori.
40:18 <Spaceshot> heh
40:19 <tristen> gawd jerus is SCARY!
40:32 <Spaceshot> don't I win against the tetori by casting freedom of movement?
40:46 <tristen> heheh
40:48 <Mort-> You don't
40:50 <Hydrazine_> Wanna try?
40:56 <Mort-> he can grapple you still ^^
41:03 <Spaceshot> doubt it
41:05 <Mort-> Read the rule book
41:07 <Spaceshot> immune to grapple
41:07 <Mort-> he can
41:19 <Hydrazine_> No really. Wanna try?
41:29 <Mort-> You toot :d
41:33 <Mort-> Lol
41:53 <tristen> http://www.d20pfsrd.com/magic/all-spells/f/freedom-of-movement
42:10 <tristen> it's like deflect arrows for oskar but worse!
42:15 <Mort-> Read also the tetoris abilities
42:19 <Spaceshot> he can supress it
42:21 <tristen> ah!
42:25 <Mort-> Don't go into a fight
42:27 <tristen> the fine print!
42:36 <Mort-> without reading it first ^^
42:57 <Hydrazine_> yeah, the tetori's pretty scary.
43:01 <Spaceshot> so, the battle would just take way way way too long
43:05 <Hydrazine_> Hes particularly against melee.
43:06 <Spaceshot> I'll be spam healing myself
43:20 <Hydrazine_> can you cast 'em stilled?
43:29 <Spaceshot> sure can channel stilled
43:30 <Spaceshot> :P
43:38 <Spaceshot> and elemental body stilled too
43:51 <Spaceshot> energy*
44:06 <Hydrazine_> Still gotta beat the special grappling concentration checks.
44:12 <Hydrazine_> Even if it is stilled and silent.
44:20 <tristen> At 9th level, a tetori can spend 1 point from his ki pool to suppress his opponents’ freedom of movement and magical bonuses to Escape Artist or on checks to escape a grapple.
44:22 <Spaceshot> channel and energy body aren't spells
44:32 <Spaceshot> they're SU
44:39 <Hydrazine_> So they provoke then?
44:56 <Spaceshot> SU don't provoke
45:03 <Spaceshot> SU is supernatural
45:09 <Hydrazine_> So which group does?
45:11 <Spaceshot> SL is spell-like, they provoke
45:12 <Hydrazine_> SP?
45:14 <Spaceshot> or SP
45:17 <Spaceshot> either one is spell like
46:17 <tristen> hey hydra:
46:18 <tristen> A tetori gains the following bonus feats: 1st level—Improved Grapple, 2nd level—Stunning Pin, 6th level—Greater Grapple, 10th level—Pinning Knockout, 14th level—Chokehold, 18th level—Neckbreaker. 
46:24 <Hydrazine_> I know.
46:25 <tristen> would you just follow that?
46:34 <Hydrazine_> Have to.
46:36 <Hydrazine_> Its locked in.
46:37 <tristen> right
46:38 <tristen> wow
46:51 <tristen> man that's frightening
47:10 <Mort-> He is scary
47:20 <Mort-> My cmd won't be up to it
47:24 <Mort-> boosted or not
47:31 <Hydrazine_> I don't think it would take that long, Space. Pretty sure Hoku could out-damage the healspam.
48:13 <Spaceshot> maybe
48:24 <Spaceshot> but, I bet hoku is built specifically for 1v1
48:39 <Hydrazine_> Kinda.
48:56 <Hydrazine_> Big Hoku is specifically built to drop big Oskar, really.
49:43 <Hydrazine_> Hes very good at that.
49:54 <Hydrazine_> But I don't think hes all that bad in a bigger fight.
49:55 <Spaceshot> still gonna eventually make my Stallwart Monolith
54:10 <tristen> yeah little hoku more or less takes anyone out in what 2 rounds flat? 3 tops?
54:41 <Hydrazine_> 3 if i don't fail any rolls.
55:01 <tristen> yep
55:10 <tristen> and spaceshot do you mean this: http://www.d20pfsrd.com/classes/prestige-classes/other-paizo/s-z/stalwart-defender
55:31 <tristen> i saw a picture of a dwarf stalwart defender
55:42 <Hydrazine_> used to be dwarven defender right?
55:42 <tristen> he looked a bit like a dishwasher
55:44 <Spaceshot> that and living monolith
55:53 <Spaceshot> yea I think it did
55:55 <Spaceshot> it looks very similar
56:02 <tristen> an armoured dishwasher!
56:18 <Spaceshot> basically, barb/fighter/ranger/stalwart defender/living monolith
56:23 <Spaceshot> is the desired result
56:28 <Mort-> He can fk someone in 3 rounds straight
56:57 <Spaceshot> that's why I'm calling him a Stalwart Monolith
57:06 <Spaceshot> Enlarged defender sounds awesome
57:13 <tristen> yes i see!
57:41 <Spaceshot> though the SRD doesn't state the CL of the enlarge person from the scarab
57:52 <Spaceshot> I'd guess it's the monolith class level
58:35 <Mort-> Mind you enlarge is 2 edged
59:18 <Spaceshot> yes I know
59:28 <Spaceshot> but I'm in fullplate with a heavy or tower shield
59:29 <Spaceshot> I don't care
59:43 <Mort-> Your allies won't like it if they don't get to swing
59:47 <Spaceshot> in defence stance/rage
00:00 <Mort-> that's about the only reason why I'm not using a lance now
00:06 <Spaceshot> heh
00:26 <Spaceshot> I'll get +6str enlarged whilst in either form
00:36 <tristen> oskar loves it when colleagues are enlarged
00:43 <Spaceshot> they make a good shield
00:44 <tristen> it's liek a wall of meat
00:49 <Mort-> Lol
01:11 <Mort-> do you know if oskar is enlarged he gets strengtm bonus?
01:24 <Spaceshot> I'm still not sure if I want the fighter levels to be tower shield specialist or unbreakable
01:32 <Spaceshot> I bet he does
01:34 <tristen> do you know that stupid Big Oskar didn't get a comp bow with more than +2 str?
01:35 <Spaceshot> but he gets less dex
01:38 <Mort-> I'm not sure if bow damage range incdases as well
01:46 <Mort-> Lol
01:47 <Avatar> what's the deal with tower shields
01:51 <Spaceshot> yea, cause 200gp is expensive
01:53 <Avatar> when you "put them away" do you take the AC check penalties
02:07 <Mort-> I think oskar as a slim built guy
02:14 <Spaceshot> tower shields hamper you regardless I think
02:24 <Spaceshot> because they are massive
02:33 <Mort-> Running around with 2 muscular hunks
02:34 <Spaceshot> they're 7ft tall usually
02:42 <Avatar> it's a bit iffy when people take off their armour to get around an AC check penalty, but are still carrying it on their person
02:53 <Avatar> it's iffy enough that you're putting it where - in your backpack
03:13 <tristen> lol yeah
03:14 <tristen> but hey
03:14 <Spaceshot> AC check penalties aren't always because of weight
03:14 <Avatar> yeah it's bulkiness
03:15 <tristen> exactly!
03:23 <Mort-> I really wanted khaz to be slimer
03:27 <Avatar> I guess with say, climb, that's no issue
03:32 <Avatar> but what about swim
03:35 <Spaceshot> it can also be because the armour is built more for defense not agile movement of the limbs
03:38 <Mort-> can you be slim with 18  str?
03:49 <tristen> mort you can be anything you like
03:52 <Spaceshot> that's why it's extremely hard to try and tumble in fullplate
04:04 <Mort-> Not realistic
04:05 <Mort-> try mithril
04:27 <Spaceshot> mort, strength is more your muscles being strong
04:27 <tristen> 18 str don't necessarily mean arnold squash-your-nuts
04:27 <Spaceshot> constitution is buffness
04:27 <Avatar> either way, even if you can justify it with armour, I think you'd have a much tougher time justifying it with a tower shield
04:35 <Spaceshot> you can't justify it with a tower shield
04:43 <Hydrazine_> I don't think either one have to be tied directly to bodybuilder physique.
04:49 <Spaceshot> if you are carrying it, you're still screwed penalty wise
05:06 <Mort-> Ok good
05:18 <Mort-> i prefer to look wiry
05:18 <Spaceshot> Hydrazine_: not really, but if you end up talking about 20+ then it's there
05:18 <Mort-> :d
05:28 <Mort-> Excuse me
05:35 <Avatar> I might switch back my false life spell to glitterdust
05:45 <Mort-> he is a light skirmisher type
05:45 <Avatar> it doesn't really last long enough to be worth a spell slot I think
05:58 <Avatar> in the longrun, glitterdust is more likely to save my ass from actually losing the hp 
06:26 <Mort-> Glad you saw it
06:48 <Mort-> I really think khaz should be wiry
06:52 <Mort-> :d
07:31 <Mort-> But he is not fluffy :(
07:38 <Spaceshot> heh
08:03 <Spaceshot> my new character (who I should make a name for so it can be on the site) is going to be buff
08:12 <Mort-> Mort is fluffy!
08:19 <Hydrazine_> the stalwart monolith?
08:29 <Spaceshot> yup
08:42 <Spaceshot> dwarf stalwart monolith
08:54 <Spaceshot> you're not gonna be able to trip that
09:48 <Mort-> You have 2 legs
09:58 <Mort-> all you need to trip
10:23 * Mort- hums spell combat. true strike. then trip
10:59 <Spaceshot> true strike doesn't help trip
11:07 <Spaceshot> true strike only helps attacks
11:15 <Spaceshot> combat manuvers aren't attacks
11:31 <Mort-> Hm
11:33 <tristen> yeah oskar learnt that the hard way
11:37 <Mort-> Lol
11:49 <Mort-> it doesn't work  that way?
11:54 <Mort-> thanks
12:03 <tristen> http://www.d20pfsrd.com/magic/all-spells/t/true-strike
12:05 <Mort-> Before i tried it
12:08 <Mort-> heh
13:13 <tristen> "your next single attack roll..."
13:13 <Mort-> Thanks :d
13:13 <Mort-> though its unlikely ill do it
13:21 <Hydrazine_> hm. Odd debate I think, Space.
13:48 <Spaceshot> you don't make an attack roll
14:10 <Spaceshot> lets say you're using a trip weapon, such as a whip
14:22 <Spaceshot> if your whip is a +2 whip
14:31 <Spaceshot> you don't gain the +2 bonus to hit part of the whip on your trip attempt
14:35 <Spaceshot> thus it's not an attack
14:40 <Hydrazine_> Actually.
14:48 <Hydrazine_> Two, you can apply the weapon's enhancement bonus, weapon-specific attack bonuses such as Weapon Focus, and so on to your trip combat maneuver roll.
15:03 <Spaceshot> really?
15:08 <tristen> woah!
15:13 <Hydrazine_> http://www.d20pfsrd.com/equipment---final/weapons
15:21 <Hydrazine_> faq/errata for trip
15:23 <Hydrazine_> its near the bottom of the page.
16:32 <Hydrazine_> Which logically means that a +2 flail, help by a guy with weapon focus flail, would have a +5 to his disarm attemts.
17:02 <Hydrazine_> 2 from the flail having the disarm feature, 2 from the +2 magic, +1 from weapon focus.
17:19 <tristen> but is the flail a "trip weapon"?
17:22 <Hydrazine_> Its a disarm weapoin.
17:23 <Spaceshot> but it's not an attack roll
17:35 <tristen> then it's not a trip weapon
18:00 <Hydrazine_> ...Which is why I was saying disarm and not trip.
18:05 <tristen> "You wouldn't add the enhancement bonus from a +5 longsword to your trip combat maneuver roll because a longsword is not a trip weapon."
18:18 <tristen> is there an errata on disarming?
18:54 <tristen> i hope there is!
18:57 <Hydrazine_> So you're saying trip gets more benefits than other combat maneuvers?
19:08 <tristen> according to that page...yeah
19:16 <Hydrazine_> Can't comfirm either way. But I'd say it makes sense.
19:22 <Mort-> Don't like disarm
19:44 <Hydrazine_> Well, the questions are specifically about trip. Fair. It doesn't say either way about other maneuvers.
19:45 <tristen> i'd be interested in whether my bow is now a disarm weapon and whether the same applies
20:54 <Hydrazine_> Either way, the answer to Space's question is that you do indeed get the +2 from a magic whip to trip aswell.
20:57 <Hydrazine_> And weapon focus.
21:26 <tristen> yes but it isn't an "attack" as such?
21:34 <tristen> (for the purposes of true strike)
21:44 <Spaceshot> supposedly it is an attack roll
21:54 <Hydrazine_> I would argue that atleast the weapon focus part applies for other weapon-combat maneuver combos aswell.
21:57 <Spaceshot> but you add your CMB instead of your normal attack bonuses
22:14 <Hydrazine_> And I've mentioned it before to Avatar and mekkis and they agree.
22:44 <Hydrazine_> so even if a +2 flail wouldn't add the magic bonus to disarming, weapon focus (flail) would.
24:27 <Hydrazine_> also Space, some maneuvers can be used in place of melee attacks. So a fighter with 3 attacks at 15/10/5 could attack at +15, trip at +10, attack at +5, in a full attack.
26:02 <tristen> sorry why trip at +10?
26:10 <Spaceshot> yes I know all that part
26:11 <Hydrazine_> second attack.
26:19 <Spaceshot> more of does true strike work is all
26:44 <tristen> but i mean why not trip at cmb?
27:08 <Hydrazine_> Er. I wasn't quite clear.
27:16 <Hydrazine_> it would be tripping at normal cmb -5.
27:26 <tristen> right
28:28 <tristen> here was me thinking a trip attempt was a full attack
28:35 <Hydrazine_> Still say big jerus would be quite worth it for real games, and not effective in duels.
29:07 <Hydrazine_> a few of the maneuvers aren't standard actions.
29:09 <Hydrazine_> trip and sunder i think
29:09 <tristen> yes effective in duels doesn't really mean much
30:07 <tristen> gawd so many times over the weekend i opted to "trip. end turn"
30:40 <tristen> when i should have been going "trip. spam. spam. spam"
30:51 <Hydrazine_> or 3 trips.
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31:03 <Hydrazine_> since after you drop them, they get extra AC against you.
31:09 <tristen> yeah exactly!
31:14 <Hydrazine_> So find someone else to hit
31:14 <Jaggedsoul> yo
31:19 <Hydrazine_> Sup?
31:20 <tristen> heya jagged
31:28 <Jaggedsoul> hey
31:44 <Jaggedsoul> I'm not at work because I'm on a liquid diet
31:50 <tristen> beer?
31:55 <Jaggedsoul> I have a scheduled colonoscopy tomorrow
32:05 <tristen> lovely!
32:10 <Jaggedsoul> lol
32:17 <Hydrazine_> have fun.
32:19 <Jaggedsoul> nah, soup and toasted bread
32:30 <tristen> and beer?
32:39 <Jaggedsoul> then I'll drink a powerful laxative at 6pm
32:56 <tristen> good for you!
33:01 <Jaggedsoul> lol
33:21 <Jaggedsoul> hydra-man
33:27 <tristen> "a powerful laxative +4"
33:32 <Jaggedsoul> rofl
33:40 <Hydrazine_> Hm?
33:54 <Hydrazine_> oh.
33:55 <Jaggedsoul> any news about when we'll play fs3?
34:09 <tristen> a very good question!
34:13 <Avatar> we usually have 2 out of 3 people who need to be here
34:24 <Jaggedsoul> you're in it too, right Tryst?
34:30 <tristen> aye!
34:33 <tristen> and hydra
34:38 <Avatar> I want phly, hydra and jaggedsoul to be here
34:40 <Jaggedsoul> that's 3 of us
34:44 <tristen> gaaaahhhh
34:53 <Jaggedsoul> ooh
35:49 <Jaggedsoul> anyone knows how to contact phly?
35:52 <tristen> yeah in fairness phly has been hanging around heaps
35:59 <Avatar> you can take the exp credit for it now for the sake of running extra scenarios
36:01 <tristen> i can see him in skype
36:03 <Avatar> hopefully nobody dies
36:14 <Avatar> phly is always on skype
36:24 <Avatar> he'll be here in a few hours probably
36:27 <Avatar> if you two are still here, we can play tonight
36:40 <tristen> avatar: yeah oskar's ok (just hit third)
37:18 <tristen> (plenty of breathing room - not that it matters too much)
37:48 <Jaggedsoul> this pc I'm using is available for the next 5 hours
38:32 <Avatar> Hydrazine_: what's your availability like for the rest of today
39:04 <Jaggedsoul> btw, can anyone help me about my technical dilemma?
39:11 <Hydrazine_> bed in a couple hours, probably.
39:31 <Jaggedsoul> when I run task manager, it shows about 38+ processes running
39:49 <Jaggedsoul> CPU usage at 20-100%
39:58 <Avatar> I think phly gets home in 1 hour
40:15 <Spaceshot> VIRUS
40:23 <Spaceshot> but seriously no idea
40:41 <Spaceshot> also, the internet lied to me about the galaxy note
41:00 <Avatar> phly is actually active on skype somehow
41:08 <Avatar> he says he'll be in 90 mins at the latest
41:12 <Avatar> which is enough time
41:29 <Mort-> Go go guys!
41:30 <tristen> ok well i'm good for that
41:43 <Mort-> i love oskar!
41:53 <Spaceshot> are we going to try 1 sat/sun to metagame through FS1-3 in that day?
42:00 <Mort-> I'm your biggest fan tris :p
42:30 <Avatar> probably if we can't run something else
42:38 <Avatar> saturdays and sundays are usually heavily booked with new stuff
42:43 <Spaceshot> yea true
42:50 <Avatar> we'd run first steps if it's for newbies
42:57 <Avatar> but probably not for just one
43:03 <Avatar> and not for a speedrun
43:05 <Spaceshot> I really want to hit level 2 with my new character quick XD
43:23 <Avatar> have you played first steps 1
43:27 <Avatar> with that character
43:35 <Spaceshot> nope, brand new
43:41 <Spaceshot> gonna make him in a tick
43:45 <Avatar> well why didn't you play with us the other day
43:54 <Avatar> friday night
43:56 <Spaceshot> because I didn't think of the character till now?
44:03 <Avatar> ah
44:08 <Avatar> that sucks
44:10 <Spaceshot> I was contempt with just Ava till then
44:13 <Spaceshot> mmm
44:35 <Spaceshot> but since Ava is 3rd level now, I'm going to need a lower tier character
44:53 <Mort-> I want to play mort and khaz
44:56 <Mort-> :(
45:11 <Avatar> I was saying to tristen before, you can use a pregen if you don't know what to make yet
45:17 <Avatar> and apply the credit to a proper character later
45:19 <Spaceshot> yea I could
45:21 <Avatar> but if you've already made one
45:34 <Spaceshot> have yet (still fiddling with stats)
46:37 <Spaceshot> because unfortunately I require 13 dex for stalwart defender (stupid dodge)
47:07 <Avatar> is stalwart defender a fighter arch?
51:03 <Spaceshot> nope, a prestige
55:18 <Avatar> what class are you
56:07 <tristen> mort: cheers on the whole oskar-love-thing!
56:13 <tristen> i'm pretty happy with him
56:38 <Avatar> mort: you should pick one character as your main character
56:47 <Avatar> and focus on that character unless there's a situation that calls for using your other character
56:59 <Avatar> and by that, I mean a level requirement or a class requirement for them
57:08 <Avatar> like if you have one character at 4 and the others at 2
57:14 <Avatar> and you're playing with a bunch of 1s and 2s
57:18 <Avatar> then use the lower one
57:32 <Avatar> the class requirement will probably never come up since all of your characters are spellcasters
58:08 <Spaceshot> that's why I'm making the second character now avatar
58:09 <Avatar> by class requirement I mean, the party needs a healer/meleer/tank/spellcaster
58:24 <Avatar> but Pick One
58:25 <Spaceshot> and my new dude is a tank, and ava is a healbot/meleer
59:30 <Mort-> Probably mort since she is highest
59:42 <Spaceshot> and to play the stalwart monolith IRL would require me to have another 2 books minimum
59:48 <Spaceshot> more if I decide to take other prestige classes
59:56 <Mort-> But. i like khaz :(
00:44 <Spaceshot> well, Avatar didn't stick to his first mort
00:58 <Spaceshot> I think he only plays him now when a healer is required
01:12 <Mort-> Can't choose :d
01:17 <Spaceshot> XD
01:27 <Spaceshot> well make mort more of a support caster
01:34 <Spaceshot> and khaz more of a brute force
01:38 <Mort-> Mort is support
01:43 <Spaceshot> see, working already
01:46 <Mort-> if you haven't realised already
01:53 <Spaceshot> I haven't really seen mort in action yet
01:58 <Avatar> do khaz if you prefer khaz
01:59 <Mort-> how often do you see me nuking?
02:07 <Avatar> Cairo was higher, I retired him for ages
02:07 <Mort-> Answer never.
02:20 <Mort-> unless its a serious emergency
02:23 <Avatar> Buck is level 6 now 
02:59 <Spaceshot> isn't cairo also 6?
03:17 <Mort-> I just have a feeling
03:27 <Mort-> khaz is going to be challenging for me to play
03:40 <Mort-> Charge :p
03:56 <tristen> did someone say meleer?
04:47 <tristen> has anyone any objections to me cranking out an aldori fighter?
05:03 <Mort-> What's the thing about it
05:29 <tristen> i think i can do good things with dual wielding
05:32 <Spaceshot> another fighter tristen?
05:37 <tristen> yeah :|
05:43 <Spaceshot> heh
06:06 <tristen> i haven't played a meleer
06:09 <Spaceshot> maybe mort should be a daivrat
06:15 <Mort-> Mort really sleeps through fights
06:28 <Mort-> Unless she has to...
06:35 <Spaceshot> http://www.d20pfsrd.com/classes/prestige-classes/other-paizo/c-d/daivrat
06:43 <Mort-> Then what i do during fights is interesting
06:54 <Mort-> holy water hand grenade ^^
07:15 <Hydrazine_> I already told you how to twf melee, tris
09:52 <Spaceshot> bah, can't be a barbarian and a hellknight
11:05 <tristen> yeah but i don't want to do another ranger!
11:52 <tristen> i'm being slowly consumed by ants at my keyboard
12:49 <Mort-> Mort is not a devirat
14:08 <Mort-> A pack rat maybe
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19:13 <Avatar> gday truth
20:05 <Spaceshot> heh, maybe a bloatmage mort?
20:50 <Mort-> No
20:53 <Mort-> I'm a wizard
20:58 <Spaceshot> don't care for prestige classes?
20:59 <Mort-> ill leave it as that
21:01 <Mort-> Yes
22:23 <Spaceshot> mmk
22:35 <Spaceshot> prestige classes were all the rage for wizards back in 3.5
22:42 <Mort-> I'm a simple elf wizardd
22:47 <Mort-> with my bag of tricks
22:53 <Mort-> nothing else 
22:57 <Mort-> :d
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25:23 <Spaceshot> heh
32:41 <tristen> http://paizo.com/pathfinderRPG/v5748btpy88yj/faq#v5748eaic9ojt
32:43 <tristen> interesting
32:51 <tristen> regardless of weapons finesse
33:11 <tristen> if you're using a weapon to disarm, sunder or trip
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33:28 <tristen> ...the weapon's bonuses apply to the roll
33:45 <Mort-> Interesting
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34:08 <tristen> they really need to get a bit more explicit on that one
35:07 <tristen> everything's sort of pointing towards tripping et al. as being an "attack" if you're using a weapon...
35:16 <tristen> but they don't quite say it outright
35:47 <Mort-> Do stat de buffs go with status debuffs
35:56 <Mort-> Say a dragon has 8 dex
36:11 <Mort-> You drop his dex then make him exhausted
36:23 <Mort-> Does it count as 0 dex?
36:31 <Avatar> yeah, likely
36:34 <Avatar> how are you 'dropping his dex'
37:43 <MekkisScreen> pison
37:45 <MekkisScreen> poison
39:02 <Mort-> Spell
39:04 <Mort-> Say
39:21 <Mort-> Touch of gracelessness
39:48 <Mort-> Then you use frost bite and ray to make him exhausted
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43:52 <Jaggedsoul> still eating
45:41 <tristen> that's a lot of toast and tomato soup
46:39 <Jaggedsoul> lunch
46:41 <Jaggedsoul> lol
46:43 <Jaggedsoul> brb
48:18 <Spaceshot> wow pathfinder savant is a good prestige class for a suport caster
48:51 <Mort-> Still
49:10 <Mort-> The nastiest thing you can do
49:24 <Mort-> At level 1 spells is ghoul touch
50:43 <Mort-> Why humaniod though
50:57 <Mort-> Ghouls can paralyze anything
51:28 <Mort-> Ah wait its level 2
00:40 <MekkisScreen> I just realised how kickass the summoner spell list is
00:44 <MekkisScreen> haste at level 2!
00:52 <MekkisScreen> summon monster IV at level 3!
01:01 <MekkisScreen> and Greater  Invisibility
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01:41 <Phly> k ppl are we finishing off first steps 3?
02:13 <Mort-> Lol sneaky bastard
02:22 <Mort-> Hydrazine!
02:27 <Mort-> Tristen
02:27 <Avatar> Hydrazine_ / Jaggedsoul: you guys still here
02:34 <Mort-> jagged is eating
02:40 <Mort-> I'm sleeping
02:42 <Mort-> :d
03:03 <Phly> k then someone just message me o skype when were ready
03:09 * Mort- fluffs phly while looking at her spell book
03:20 <Phly> lol
03:26 <Mort-> Yeah
03:47 Phly is now known as Ridali
03:48 <Mort-> I seem to be stuck with arcane casters :p
03:49 <Avatar> did hydrazine go to bed?
04:09 <Mort-> I hope not
04:10 <Avatar> phly: don't change nicks until we're actually ready
04:10 <Avatar> unless you are saving rolls
04:10 <Ridali> k
04:10 <Mort-> Though he did say he was going to crash soon
04:10 Ridali is now known as Phly
04:12 <Mort-> Poke him
04:18 <Jaggedsoul> Im back
04:24 <Avatar> he said bed in a couple of hours, 90 mins ago
04:30 <Mort-> He is trying to be an american
04:30 <Mort-> Ok
04:31 <Mort-> Call him
04:35 <Mort-> I want to watch
04:39 <Avatar> call america
04:44 <Avatar> what's your phone number mort
04:52 <Mort-> 96184180
04:58 <Mort-> +64
05:08 <Mort-> +64
05:09 <Jaggedsoul> When Captain America throws his mighty shield...
05:11 <Mort-> +65
05:13 <Mort-> Lol
05:16 <Mort-> I duck
05:26 <Mort-> Hydrazine
05:37 <Jaggedsoul> ..all those who oppose his shield must yield!
05:37 * Mort- bites hydrazine
05:58 <Hydrazine_> Kinda.
06:04 <Jaggedsoul> yay
06:06 <Mort-> Just imagine you have a magus audience watching the fun
06:11 <Mort-> Yay trist
06:17 Jaggedsoul is now known as Magogg
06:18 <Mort-> And we can party!
06:18 <Avatar> okay
06:21 <Avatar> let's do this
06:32 <Mort-> Get trist
06:34 Avatar gives voice to Hydrazine_ Magogg Phly tristen
06:36 <Avatar> 124.148.174.206
06:42 <Mort-> Go go!
06:46 tristen is now known as Oskar
06:53 Hydrazine_ is now known as Hokubi
06:53 Phly is now known as Ridali
06:53 <Mort-> Mort will cheer you on
06:54 <Mort-> Lol
07:23 <Mort-> Khaz isn't the cheering sort
07:24 <Mort-> Sadly
07:46 <Mort-> Mort is fluffier
07:51 <Oskar> running native linux ftw
07:55 <Avatar> okay
08:05 <Avatar> you've found a table at the tavern in Escadar
08:22 <Oskar> guys i'll crank up a skype call?
08:23 <Avatar> waiting for the gillmen to arrive to make the exchange, with Nester Rees by your side
08:34 <Oskar> do you want in avatar?
08:40 <Avatar> we dont' need to skype 
08:40 <Avatar> do you want to
08:40 <Oskar> ok
08:45 <Oskar> we'll just do this here
08:49 <Ridali> plz no skype
08:56 <Oskar> no worries
08:56 <Avatar> are you doing anything while you wait
09:04 <Hokubi> Yeah, just here.
09:11 * Oskar slouches at the table drinking beer
09:27 * Ridali skulls 5 pints of ale
09:31 * Mort- looks disgusted
09:32 <Avatar> the yellow dots are the servers wandering around
09:44 <Avatar> and the bartender behind the bar
09:44 <Mort-> God your pathfinders!
09:47 <Magogg> who did I give my coin to?
09:50 <Avatar> there's patrons all around the place
10:46 <Avatar> and the gillmen party arrives
10:49 <Magogg> do we notice anything unusual about the people around us?
10:54 <Avatar> a smaller party of two
11:02 <Avatar> you don't notice anything unusual
11:11 <Magogg> how bout dem servers?
11:16 <Avatar> they look around the tavern for you
11:26 <Avatar> the servers are serving food and drinks
11:31 * Hokubi stands up to draw attention.
11:41 <Avatar> they see you and come over
12:11 <Avatar> "Hello."
12:26 <Avatar> there's a male and a female gillman
12:44 * Magogg keeps a calm composure but has his sword within arm's reach
13:06 * Oskar keeps his bow ready across his knees
13:14 <Avatar> the man carrying the bundle introduces himself as Shaolo, and he introduces the muscular woman as Ahrmisa
13:14 <Hokubi> "Good day."
13:16 * Hokubi bows.
13:25 <Avatar> Ahrmisa doesn't say anything, and appears quite stoic
13:54 <Avatar> are any of you going to offer them a seat
14:04 <Oskar> i'll stand and offer them my seat
14:13 <Oskar> one of them anyway
14:16 <Oskar> seeing i'm there
14:16 * Hokubi grabs a spare chair from a nearby empy table.
14:22 <Mort-> The lady? ^^
14:33 * Mort- winks at oskar
14:33 <Oskar> and i'll stand at r11
14:47 <Avatar> you're actually already standing
14:53 <Oskar> okee
15:03 * Oskar gestures them towards the table
15:17 <Avatar> okay
15:54 <Avatar> "Please, I invite you to place your item on the table so that we may inspect it, and we will do so also."
16:26 * Ridali notions for someone to put the item on the table
16:45 <Oskar> i think nestor has our relic
16:45 <Avatar> who has it
16:51 <Avatar> okay, Nester puts his on the table at the same time Shaolo does
17:02 <Avatar> and they look over it briefly
17:32 <Hokubi> "IF everything is in order, we can be on our way back soon."
17:55 <Avatar> "Of course, I think we're done here. Let's go, Ahrmisa."
18:01 <Avatar> and they head out
18:03 <Magogg> me scans the room, checking for any possible threat
18:29 <Avatar> at this point, Nester yells out "Hey! It's a fake!"
18:34 <Avatar> a glass breaks
18:51 <Magogg> I stand up and rush towards them
18:57 <Avatar> a torch lights up, blinding everyone in the tavern
19:00 <Magogg> gillmen
19:04 <Avatar> make will saves
19:09 <Mort-> Be patient young padawan
19:14 <Oskar> !throw 1d20+1 will
19:14 <diebot> Oskar, will: [1d20=19] 20
19:19 <Mort-> Good one
19:19 <Hokubi> @will
19:20 <diebot> Hokubi, will save: [1d20=16] 21
19:22 <Magogg> !throw 1d20-2 william tell
19:23 <diebot> Magogg, william tell: [1d20=18] 16
19:24 <Mort-> Totally awesome
19:26 <Mort-> Lol
19:27 <Ridali> @will
19:27 <diebot> Ridali, Will save: [1d20=9] 11
19:42 <Avatar> okay, none of you are blind, except for Ridali and the bard
19:48 <Mort-> I think. This will end up very differently when i played it
19:49 <Avatar> everyone roll initative
19:57 <Avatar> mort: quiet
19:58 <Hokubi> @init
19:58 <diebot> Hokubi, initiative: [1d20=10] 16
19:58 <Oskar> !throw 1d20+4 init
19:58 <diebot> Oskar, init: [1d20=5] 9
19:59 <Mort-> K
20:08 <Magogg> @init
20:08 <diebot> Magogg, initiative: [1d20=2] 5
20:16 <Ridali> !throw 1d20
20:18 <diebot> Ridali, 1d20: [1d20=8] 8
20:48 <Mort-> +3 for you ridali
20:48 <Ridali> i forgot the mod
20:48 <Ridali> sorry
20:48 <Mort-> Your dex adds
20:48 <Oskar> no worries we'll make it 11
20:48 <Mort-> :_
20:49 <Mort-> :)
20:50 <Ridali> ty
21:04 <Avatar> the bartender casts a spell
21:05 <Ridali> "whats happening"
21:39 <Avatar> encasing all of you in a web
21:43 <Magogg> "we've been had!"
21:50 <Avatar> it's Hokubi's turn
21:51 <Mort-> Got reflex?
21:52 <Magogg> "It's a trap! Battle formation!"
21:54 <Oskar> "boned!"
22:03 <Mort-> For the web
22:10 <Oskar> mort: quiet please!
22:14 <Hokubi> Any saves for the web? And which one has the object?
22:17 <Ridali> what is s and a?
22:25 <Avatar> Shaolo has it
22:28 <Magogg> the gillmen
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22:38 <Ridali> the yellow dots are still there
22:43 <Hokubi> Or whats the effect of the web, if not a save?
22:45 <Avatar> sorry, roll a 
22:52 <Avatar> reflex save
22:53 <Avatar> everyone
22:57 <Hokubi> @ref
22:58 <diebot> Hokubi, reflex save: [1d20=4] 10
22:58 <Ridali> @ref
22:59 <diebot> Ridali, Reflex save: [1d20=10] 12
23:15 <Oskar> !throw 1d20+4 reflex
23:16 <diebot> Oskar, reflex: [1d20=4] 8
23:24 <Magogg> !throw 1d20+3 reflex
23:25 <diebot> Magogg, reflex: [1d20=1] 4
23:31 <Avatar> you're all stuck
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23:31 <Magogg> yikes
23:59 <Mort-> Lol
24:16 <Avatar> you're all "grappled"
24:19 <Avatar> <?grappled
24:20 <diebot> A grappled creature is restrained by a creature, trap, or effect. Grappled creatures cannot move and take a 4 penalty to Dexterity. A grappled creature takes a 2 penalty on all attack rolls and combat maneuver checks, except those made to grapple or escape a grapple. In addition, grappled creatures can take no action
24:20 <diebot> that requires two hands to perform. A grappled character who attempts to cast a spell or use a spell-like ability must make a concentration check (DC 10 + grappler's CMB + spell level), or lose the spell. Grappled creatures cannot make attacks of opportunity. // A grappled creature cannot use Stealth to hide from the
24:20 <diebot> creature grappling it, even if a special ability, such as hide in plain sight, would normally allow it to do so. If a grappled creature becomes invisible, through a spell or other ability, it gains a +2 circumstance bonus on its CMD to avoid being grappled, but receives no other benefit.
24:39 <Avatar> what are you doing hokubi
25:03 <Hokubi> can i break grapple out of this stuff and go about my way?
25:27 <Avatar> yep, roll CMB
25:32 <Avatar> difficult terrain to move through the web
25:50 <Hokubi> after you break it, right? before that you just can't move?
26:07 <Hokubi> !trow 1d20+7 break grapple
26:09 <Avatar> the CMB is essentially to break through that portion
26:14 <Hokubi> !throw 1d20+7 break grapple
26:14 <diebot> Hokubi, break grapple: [1d20=3] 10
26:21 <Avatar> not enough
26:24 <Avatar> move action remains
26:41 <Hokubi> can't move anyway. Done.
27:10 <Avatar> Shaolo runs out the door
27:24 <Avatar> as does his friend
27:37 <Avatar> and then they dive into the water
27:56 <Avatar> it's Oskar's turn
28:04 <Oskar> "feck"
28:08 <Oskar> end turn
28:22 <Avatar> not going to try free yourself?
28:25 <Avatar> CMB or escape artist
28:29 <Avatar> or something else
28:37 <Oskar> um
28:42 <Oskar> -4 to dex?
28:46 <Ridali> lol
28:47 <Avatar> yeah
29:16 <Oskar> !throw 1d20+5 cmb
29:17 <diebot> Oskar, cmb: [1d20=10] 15
29:32 <Oskar> (sorry i can't use my macros anymore :)
29:48 <Ridali> can we attack the bartender?
30:06 <Avatar> Oskar breaks free
30:06 <Oskar> actually subract 2 from that!
30:06 <Avatar> you can attack anyone you want
30:06 <Oskar> does a 13 make it?
30:06 <Avatar> oh
30:06 <Avatar> 13 doesn't
30:12 <Avatar> Oskar's stuck
30:12 <Avatar> it's Ridali's turn
30:13 <Oskar> k yeah forgot my bab of 1!
30:22 <Ridali> !throw 1d20+4 Break grapple cmb
30:22 <diebot> Ridali, Break grapple cmb: [1d20=17] 21
30:29 <Ridali> ohh  yea
30:33 <Avatar> Ridali is free
30:40 <Avatar> difficult terrain to move through the web, 10ft squares
30:49 <Avatar> move action remains
30:53 <Ridali> 15? cause my norm is 30ft
31:03 <Avatar> well each square costs 10ft of movement
31:07 <Avatar> in that yellow area
31:22 <Ridali> oh i thought it was 5 per square
31:32 <Avatar> not for difficult terrain
31:43 <Avatar> anywhere else it is 5ft
31:52 <Ridali> okay then can i go beside norhand?
32:08 <Ridali> or is the table in the way
32:11 <Avatar> there?
32:14 <Ridali> yea
32:22 <Avatar> that's fine
32:30 <Avatar> more movement + standard action remains
32:38 <Magogg> Ridali, check the area of the web
32:45 <Avatar> can you see the web
32:59 <Ridali> nope
33:03 <Avatar> how about now
33:05 <Oskar> invisible web!
33:08 <Ridali> yea
33:12 <Magogg> move out of it
33:23 <Ridali> can i use m standard to move out?
33:46 <Magogg> will you let him redo his move avatar?
34:15 <Avatar> yeah
34:15 <Avatar> what do you want to do
34:41 <Ridali> okay is it possible for me to move out of the web? 
34:47 <Avatar> yes
34:55 <Avatar> where do you want to go
35:18 <Avatar> that's 15ft of movement to move there
35:25 <Avatar> you still have another 15ft of movement in this move action
35:35 <Avatar> then you hvae a standard action to use 
35:36 <Mort-> He is barbarian
35:37 <Mort-> Actually
35:49 <Mort-> I think he moves faster then vibrating
35:51 <Mort-> That
36:08 <Avatar> Ridali what do you want to do
36:13 <Avatar> need a quick answer from you
36:18 <Ridali> do i have any movement left?
36:26 <Avatar> yeah, 15ft at least
36:39 <Ridali> okay then id like to move as much south as possible
36:52 <Avatar> okay that's your movement action
36:55 <Avatar> you have a standard action left
37:04 <Ridali> k let me just check my ranged
37:36 <Ridali> 50ft, can i hit the bartender?
38:13 <Avatar> easily
38:13 <Avatar> he's got cover
38:13 <Avatar> so -4 to hit
38:13 <Ridali> okay then
38:13 <Mort-> God :d
38:13 <Ridali> @rhit
38:13 <diebot> Ridali, Throw Hammer: [1d20=16] 19; Me smash: [1d6=3] 6
38:18 <Ridali> just -4 im to lazy to rewrite it all
38:36 <Avatar> the axe hits the top of the bar
38:41 <Avatar> hammer, sorry
38:53 <Avatar> it's Magogg's turn
38:56 <Magogg> !throw 1d20+6 break grapple
38:56 <diebot> Magogg, break grapple: [1d20=1] 7
39:01 <Avatar> still stuck
39:04 <Avatar> move action remains
39:09 <Magogg> can I try again?
39:35 <Magogg> with my move action
39:36 <Avatar> no
39:50 <Avatar> CMB is a standard action, escape artist is a full round action
39:50 <Magogg> draw my sword
39:58 <Avatar> okay
40:09 <Magogg> end turn
40:11 <Avatar> Norhand and Nester try to escape, but can't
40:23 <Avatar> Norhand makes some wacky joke about being caught red-handed
40:32 <Avatar> the bartender jumps over the bar, through the aquarium
40:44 <Avatar> and disappears underwater
41:00 <Avatar> and you lose sight of all of 3 of them
41:07 <Avatar> eventually you escape the web
41:09 <Oskar> "feck..."
41:12 <Avatar> what are you doing now
41:17 <Magogg> darnit
41:25 <Ridali> swim?
41:39 <Avatar> gillmen have a swim speed of 30ft, you can't possibly catch up tot hem
42:02 * Oskar takes another swig of beer
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42:11 <Mort-> Oh dear
42:14 <Hokubi> "Do you have any idea where they would go, Nestor?"
42:27 <Avatar> "I have no idea!"
42:39 <Avatar> he seems quite rattled by the whole affair
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43:12 <Avatar> "Maybe we should go to the gillman embassy."
43:16 <Ridali> "where is the gillmen hearquaters
43:18 <Ridali> "
43:27 <Avatar> "This way."
43:29 <Ridali> (i mean embassy)
43:30 <Avatar> he leads you there
43:31 <Magogg> "Lets do that"
43:56 <Avatar> you go inside, and you get a meeting with the gillman ambassador
44:12 <Avatar> "Yes?"
44:17 <Ridali> "you 'ave some explaing to do"
44:30 <Avatar> "I'm sorry?"
44:50 <Ridali> "the two gillmen you sent to talk to us, have double crossed us"
45:07 <Avatar> "Who are you?"
45:13 <Ridali> "i want answers, NOW!"
45:17 <Hokubi> "Careful, Ridali. We would like to discuss a crime."
45:30 <Avatar> "What crime?"
45:49 <Ridali> "we are from the pathfinder society, and a crime has been comitied against us"
46:05 <Ridali> "hokubi, please explain"
46:15 <Oskar> ooc: lol
46:56 <Hokubi> "Robbery. We were sent to negotiate a simple business trade. The pair of gillmen we were to meet delivered a fake, and utilized magic to escape by sea."
47:49 <Avatar> "Of what trade do you speak of?"
48:12 <Hokubi> (ask me 2 weeks ago!)
48:24 <Avatar> alright, you describe what your mission is
48:31 <Ridali> (lol)
48:42 <Oskar> yeah it was to exchange artifacts
48:48 <Oskar> in a nutshell
48:58 <Oskar> and nestor declared theirs a fake
49:04 <Oskar> and they made off with ours
49:12 <Avatar> "I'm sorry - I'm not familiar with any sort of trade, and I don't know anyone named Shaolo or Ahrmisa. Moreover, gillmen would generally not require any sort of magical means to swim, this seems peculiar."
49:34 <Avatar> "I feel for your plight, but I'm afraid the Low Azlanti was not involved."
49:54 <Ridali> "hmm very peculiar"
49:56 <Magogg> "magical means to hinder us"
50:18 <Magogg> "They did not require any magic to swim, I believe."
50:24 <Avatar> "Ah, I see. I'm sorry, you'll have to excuse me, I have people to see, things to do."
50:27 <Avatar> he politely excuses himself
50:47 <Ridali> "wait right here, you owe us some more answers"
50:58 <Hokubi> "Wonder if anyone in the bar knows where the bartender lives?"
51:27 <Avatar> "I already told you, we of the Low Azlanti were not involved. Unless there's something else."
51:56 <Avatar> "Perhaps you should report this to your leaders at the Grand Lodge back in Absalom."
52:14 <Avatar> and he ushers you out
52:24 <Ridali> (pulls out moblile, hello leader ppl)
52:38 <Avatar> do you have a way of communicating with them long distance
52:49 <Hokubi> Pigeon?
52:50 <Ridali> "let either head back home and report this or find that pesky bartender"
53:15 <Avatar> okay
53:17 <Hokubi> "If the bartender really does work there, I suppose someone in the bar might know more about them."
53:44 <Avatar> you go back to the bar briefly, but everyone there was taken by surprise
53:44 * Ridali heads back to the bar
53:49 <Avatar> you don't get any useful information
53:58 <Avatar> you eventually feel there's nothing more you can do
54:13 <Ridali> "well i guess we should head back home and report our failure
54:15 <Ridali> "
54:48 <Avatar> when you get back to Absalom a few days later, you're met with disappointment, but Drangle Dreng admits that it wasn't just you who were duped
55:06 <Avatar> he says the Decemvirate are not pleased, but places blame more on himself than on you
55:42 <Avatar> Dreng warns you that the Aspis Consortium (who were behind it) are the greatest threat to the Pathfinder Society and that you should be ever vigilant against the organisation in your ongoing careers
55:51 <Avatar> and that's game
56:03 <Ridali> reward me!!!!
56:04 <Avatar> even though you lost the artifact, you still get 2 prestige
56:08 <Magogg> huzzah
56:17 <Ridali> prestige?
56:18 <Avatar> Ridali: have you chosen a faction yet
56:18 <Hokubi> Buh. Feel like we lost due to some terrible rolls.
56:23 Oskar is now known as tristen
56:26 <Ridali> yea sczarni
56:30 <tristen> that bloody pub!
56:35 Magogg is now known as Jaggedsoul
56:39 <tristen> i hates it!
56:49 <Avatar> does anyone else want a faction message
57:03 <Avatar> assuming you've chosen a faction by now 
57:06 <tristen> a faction message?
57:09 <tristen> sure!
57:11 <Avatar> yeah
57:23 <Avatar> pm me or yell out your faction
57:24 <tristen> it'll read: "OSKAR YOU SUCK"
57:32 <Hokubi> Andoran
57:37 <Avatar> remember if you've only played first steps up until this point, you don't have to choose now
57:39 Ridali is now known as Phly
57:47 <Jaggedsoul> Osirion!
57:53 * Avatar removes voice from Hokubi Jaggedsoul Phly tristen
58:19 <Avatar> Jaggedsoul can you accept dcc's
59:03 <Phly> so whats prestige?
59:07 Hokubi is now known as Hydrazine
59:14 <Avatar> you get 2 prestige/fame
59:17 <Avatar> which is essentially currency
59:20 <Jaggedsoul> no mibbit
59:32 <Avatar> in any scenario except first steps, you'll get a faction mission to complete
59:48 <Avatar> completing the main mission will give you 1 prestige/fame, and completing the side mission will give you 1 prestige/fame
59:48 <Mort-> Lol
59:49 <Phly> how much gold did i get?
00:18 <Mort-> When i played it with khaz
00:25 <Avatar> Hydrazine: does dcc work for you
00:33 <Avatar> I'll send you a chronicle sheet in a minute
00:37 <Hydrazine> yes. but its really annoying with pdfs.
00:42 <Mort-> Ballig said i got closest to getg them
00:48 <Jaggedsoul> was it Ballig or Brunius who gmd fs1?
00:52 <Mort-> I positioned myself
00:57 <Phly> k cool ill brb gonna go take a shower just send me whatever u need to.
01:03 <Mort-> Ballig
01:04 <Avatar> ballig
01:16 <Mort-> Between the gillmen
01:23 <Avatar> Jaggedsoul: how do you expect me to send this to you
01:32 <Jaggedsoul> uhm
01:35 <Jaggedsoul> wait
01:35 <Mort-> And the squishier members of the party
01:38 <Mort-> Mail?
01:51 <Jaggedsoul> does icechat have that capability?
01:52 <Avatar> I don't need your suggestions thanks mort :)
01:59 <Avatar> no idea
02:17 <Jaggedsoul> i mean xchat
02:45 <Jaggedsoul> if not, can you send it through email? [email protected]
03:50 <Mort-> Yes email rocks
04:17 <tristen> hey thanks too avatar btw!
04:23 <Jaggedsoul> or that dropbox thingy
04:36 <Jaggedsoul> yeah, thanks very much
04:44 <Avatar> oh
04:46 <tristen> jagged is your name really lo'gan?
04:47 <Avatar> does anyone have day job rolls
04:57 <Mort-> Lol
05:42 <Hydrazine> Not this one.
05:50 <Hydrazine> Bah sooo long a wait for an annoying ending.
05:51 <tristen> nor me
06:06 <tristen> hydrazine that pub shits me and shits me
06:14 <Hydrazine> and all i had to do was make a reflex save.
06:21 <tristen> heheh
06:24 <tristen> everyone says that!
06:33 <tristen> and the will save
06:36 <tristen> and the initiative
06:39 <Jaggedsoul> nah
06:42 <Hydrazine> Had the other two.
07:05 <Jaggedsoul> thats a fusion between Logan (Wolverine) and Son Gokou of Dragonball Z
07:06 <Mort-> Well
07:12 <tristen> ah
07:13 <Mort-> Just for your info
07:25 <Mort-> I colour sprayed them both
07:35 <Mort-> And those fks saved :(
07:41 <Mort-> Isn't it worse :(
07:58 <Mort-> Did the absolutely right thing
10:20 <Hydrazine> make the reflex, table the bastard carrying it, fold him in half till you bastards come help, and win!
10:32 <Hydrazine> tackle, even. bah. Can't spell.
12:47 <Avatar> oh, uh
12:52 <Avatar> none of you get that boon either
13:18 <Avatar> thanks to Norwood stealing all of the gold from the shrine
13:33 <Avatar> did anyone make an offering
13:33 <Mort-> Lol?
14:00 <Mort-> For me was colour spray but those fks saved against it
14:02 <Hydrazine> watch the lack of this boon get hoku killed.
14:06 <Mort-> I won initiative too :(
14:15 <Hydrazine> and i'll hunt down Preebitz and murder him in the face.
14:27 <Mort-> I think it isn't much
14:28 <Mort-> Relax
14:33 <Hydrazine> Exactly. I'll miss it by not much.
14:33 <Mort-> Maybe more honey mead lol
14:47 <Avatar> I think there was a possibility that one of you could've given a donation even though he didn't
14:51 <Mort-> But i think its worth the laugh
14:52 <Avatar> and you would've gotten it
14:53 <Avatar> but nobody did
15:04 <Mort-> I think leis in our game
15:07 <Mort-> Did the same
15:14 <Mort-> There is something about rogues
17:30 <MekkisScreen> Mort-: remember BTD1
17:37 <Mort-> I do
17:46 <Mort-> But I'm not going to use that boon
17:57 <Mort-> All my characters believe in uh
17:58 <MekkisScreen> how Lo'gan was talking with George about the fight between the giant squid and a gillman?
18:14 <Mort-> I was afk
18:28 <Mort-> At that point i think
18:29 <Mort-> Missed it
18:29 <MekkisScreen> the gillman's name... was
18:30 <MekkisScreen> Shaolo
18:40 <Mort-> Yeah
18:41 <Mort-> We wanted to
18:41 <Mort-> Punish him
18:45 <MekkisScreen> heh
18:58 <Mort-> But logan couldn't find a way
19:03 <Mort-> To ethically do it
19:13 <MekkisScreen> heh
19:43 <MekkisScreen> if I did that with Avatar, he'd pirate the mod and slam me for going off the script
19:47 <Mort-> Mort never fs3 though
19:49 <Mort-> She won't understand
20:01 <Mort-> So she had no incentive either
20:09 <MekkisScreen> hmmm
20:22 <Mort-> Khaz fs3
20:30 <Mort-> Now that would be a different story
21:19 <Mort-> And khaz is not as nice as mort is
21:24 <MekkisScreen> that reminds me of the situation in __ ______ ____ where Mytiazair didn't really feel the same way as the rest of the party when they found out that ___________ _____ ___ ___ ______ __ ___ _____ _____, as he hadn't played many season 2 scenarios
21:40 <Mort-> Though even mort has blood thirsty streaks
21:54 <MekkisScreen> and blood thirsty steaks
22:24 <Avatar> nobody is going to guess what that means
22:33 <Mort-> Blame faction missions
22:50 <MekkisScreen> don't blame faction missions
22:57 <Mort-> Lol
23:01 <MekkisScreen> noone's making you do them
23:02 <Mort-> Can't help it :d
23:08 <Mort-> I will try to
23:14 <Hydrazine> faction missions are classist!
23:19 <Mort-> But won't get too bothered even if i fk up
23:26 * Hydrazine holds a picket.
23:48 <MekkisScreen> Xanian's planning on calling his kingdom "Greater Qadira"
24:27 * Mort- hackles rise
24:30 <MekkisScreen> (actually, we were considering "Poland")
25:50 <Mort-> Don't think about it
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26:25 <Mort-> I really wish i knew more fighting tricks so i could duel xanian and win
26:30 <Mort-> :d
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27:02 <Mort-> But as it is if i don't learn to fully come to terms with my own abilities he would wipe the floor off me
29:04 <Mort-> How do you kill a paladin...
29:08 <Mort-> Touch ac.
29:20 <Mort-> Saves won't work well.
29:25 <Mort-> At least not mine
29:54 <Mort-> I'm not evil. He can't smite me
30:52 <MekkisScreen> he's fifth level at the moment
31:35 <Mort-> And I'm level 2
31:44 <Mort-> It won't end well...
31:58 <MekkisScreen> !throw 1d20+11
32:07 <diebot> MekkisScreen, 1d20+11: [1d20=9] 20
32:09 <Mort-> Lloj
32:09 <Mort-> Lol
32:12 <MekkisScreen> !throw 1d10+10
32:13 <diebot> MekkisScreen, 1d10+10: [1d10=5] 15
32:18 <MekkisScreen> !throw 1d20+11
32:20 <diebot> MekkisScreen, 1d20+11: [1d20=16] 27
32:21 <MekkisScreen> !throw 1d20+11
32:22 <diebot> MekkisScreen, 1d20+11: [1d20=9] 20
32:22 <Mort-> I have 1d20+7
32:26 <Mort-> Lol
32:33 <Mort-> I can't evade.
32:39 <Mort-> Max ac is 21
32:39 <Mort-> Shielded
32:55 <Mort-> I don't even have my level 2 spells
33:12 <Mort-> I get stuff like
33:25 <Mort-> !throw 1d20+7
33:26 <diebot> Mort-, 1d20+7: [1d20=9] 16
33:41 <Mort-> !throw 1d6+7
33:42 <diebot> Mort-, 1d6+7: [1d6=2] 9
34:03 <Phly> okay guys i g2g speak to yall later
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34:25 <Mort-> Np
34:29 <MekkisScreen> miss
34:35 <MekkisScreen> both of them
34:35 <Mort-> Obviously
34:35 <MekkisScreen> !throw 1d20+11
34:35 <diebot> MekkisScreen, 1d20+11: [1d20=15] 26
34:37 <Mort-> Lol
34:41 <Mort-> It hits
34:47 <Mort-> Roll damage
34:57 <MekkisScreen> !throw 1d10+10
34:58 <diebot> MekkisScreen, 1d10+10: [1d10=2] 12
35:20 <Mort-> Oh god...I'm dying lol
35:23 <MekkisScreen> coup de grace
35:25 <Mort-> Final strike!
35:28 <Mort-> Nah
35:34 <MekkisScreen> !throw 2#1d10+32
35:36 <diebot> MekkisScreen, 2#1d10+32: [1d10=6] 38, [1d10=5] 37
35:39 <Mort-> 5 hp left
35:41 <MekkisScreen> oops
35:48 <Mort-> Even after taking 12
35:55 <MekkisScreen> you doing something that would provoke AoO?
35:56 <Mort-> So next i would go..
36:07 <Mort-> Defensive castinp
36:12 <Mort-> Spell combat on
36:13 <MekkisScreen> hhhM
36:16 <MekkisScreen> mmmh
36:20 <Mort-> I choose to make melee touch attack
36:21 <MekkisScreen> no
36:23 <Mort-> Lol
36:24 <MekkisScreen> I'm 15' away
36:26 <MekkisScreen> :)
36:37 <Mort-> How did you get 15 feet away
36:39 <MekkisScreen> Xanian has insane reach
36:41 <Mort-> Wasn't it melee?
36:48 <Mort-> Fk
37:00 <Mort-> I can't fight at range. I need to get in range?
37:08 <MekkisScreen> yah
37:21 <Mort-> Pull out grease and yell reflex save
37:22 <Avatar> always have a way to fight at range
37:25 <Mort-> Hope it works lol
37:37 <MekkisScreen> AoO?
37:42 <Mort-> Well i do but its pumy damage
37:46 <Mort-> Defensive cast
37:47 <MekkisScreen> !throw 1d20+6
37:48 <diebot> MekkisScreen, 1d20+6: [1d20=11] 17
38:14 <Mort-> !throw 1d20+11 concentration
38:16 <diebot> Mort-, concentration: [1d20=10] 21
38:19 <Mort-> Reflex
38:27 <MekkisScreen> that was my reflex
38:37 <Mort-> Pass and I'm so dead
38:51 <MekkisScreen> !throw 1d20+10
38:52 <diebot> MekkisScreen, 1d20+10: [1d20=17] 27
38:56 <Mort-> Yeah
39:05 <MekkisScreen> !throw 1d10+10
39:06 <diebot> MekkisScreen, 1d10+10: [1d10=1] 11
39:07 * Mort- collapses onto the ground
39:09 <MekkisScreen> damn
39:11 <Mort-> Urm
39:12 <MekkisScreen> no crits
39:17 <Mort-> Still alive actually
39:22 <MekkisScreen> (I have an 18-20 crit range)
39:24 <Mort-> Bleeding out...
39:25 <Mort-> Lol
39:50 <MekkisScreen> stabilise -> strip -> tie up -> lay on hands
39:58 <Mort-> Lol
40:10 <Mort-> And preach?
40:18 <MekkisScreen> (wow, that could get interpreted poorly)
40:20 <MekkisScreen> sure
40:38 <Mort-> Dude. Your trying to invade my homeland = attack lol
40:46 <MekkisScreen> "We need good men for positions of leadership in our kingom!"
40:55 <Mort-> Dude. I want to see the world
41:07 <Avatar> dude
41:13 <MekkisScreen> "As the kingdom expands, you WILL see the world"
41:18 <Mort-> And i could appreciate you leaving my homeland at home
41:41 <MekkisScreen> "Your homeland will become part of this kingdom."
41:45 <Mort-> The only reason why we were attacking is because
41:54 <Mort-> We don't want to be part of your kingdom
42:05 <Mort-> We all have the right to live by our own laws
42:22 <MekkisScreen> Apsu guides us!
42:31 <MekkisScreen> it guides us all
42:44 <MekkisScreen> Do you like Freedom?
42:47 <MekkisScreen> Glory?
42:49 <Mort-> And so our gods guide us all
42:55 <MekkisScreen> Peace?
43:19 <Mort-> Glory is what leaders say when they lead their followers to their doom
43:28 Mort- is now known as khaz
43:35 <MekkisScreen> Do you see any of my followers here?
43:36 * khaz spits on the floor
43:48 <khaz> I have a duty to my homeland 
43:56 <khaz> To see it free of foreign infidels
44:06 <khaz> For that i challenged you today
44:20 <MekkisScreen> you calling me a foreign infidel?
44:30 <khaz> Your in our lands
44:42 <MekkisScreen> no
44:46 <khaz> Well if you came in peace and to trade
44:47 <khaz> Why not
44:59 <MekkisScreen> we're in our lands
45:27 <khaz> It has been defined that this is our land
46:17 <MekkisScreen> defined by who?
46:24 <MekkisScreen> your corrupt leaders?
46:30 <MekkisScreen> your 'trade princes'
47:01 <khaz> We have been here for since our ancestors time
47:10 <khaz> We are no barbarians
47:20 <MekkisScreen> and you'll stay hereHere in Greater Qadira
47:54 <khaz> By our own laws as made by our ancestors?
47:55 <khaz> Not yours?
48:36 <MekkisScreen> you're getting very close to treason
49:05 <Avatar> off with her head !
49:29 <khaz> Lol
49:44 <khaz> Look at this way foreigner
50:01 <khaz> You come into the lands we have lived in since our ancestors time
50:20 <khaz> And wish to impose laws on it
53:33 <MekkisScreen> You seek to enslave the resto of the inner sea with your corrupt and unjust trade contracts
54:14 <khaz> Law of supply and demand. If you can get a better deal else where
54:45 <khaz> Its not as if we point scimitars at you and force you to buy things
54:58 <MekkisScreen> "Actually, you do...
55:04 <khaz> And we do have the best goods in inner sea
55:15 <MekkisScreen> (has Khaz played First Steps 2)
55:24 <khaz> No
55:28 <MekkisScreen> ok
55:29 <khaz> Kendra did it
55:39 <khaz> He doesn't know what you are talking about
56:12 <MekkisScreen> sure he does
56:56 <MekkisScreen> the "hold people to thousand-year-old trade documents" is a common tactic amoung qadirans
57:19 <khaz> That's their sorry fault for signing it
57:22 <khaz> Not ours
57:42 <khaz> We have a saying always read the fine print
58:01 <MekkisScreen> I'm sure your clients will appreciate our actions
58:42 <khaz> You chase the merchant away today. You don't get your goods tomorrow
58:45 <khaz> Fairly simple
01:39 <MekkisScreen> you're trying to prop up a failing, unethical business model!
02:28 <MekkisScreen> I will NOT stand around and see you EXPLOITING the GOOD PEOPLE of the Inner Sea in this manner any further!
02:51 <khaz> Exploit?
02:54 <MekkisScreen> also: I have caramel Magnums
03:13 <khaz> They signed the contract with their own hands
03:28 <khaz> If a person cannot be held accountable for what he has agreed to do
03:38 <MekkisScreen> Are you sure you're not from Cheliax?
03:42 <khaz> Then there is no reason to deal with such a one?
03:54 <MekkisScreen> regardless, we're not talking about a person
04:00 <MekkisScreen> we're talking about his decendents
04:22 <khaz> Clearly your kingdom lives on jlight and air
04:33 <MekkisScreen> no
04:33 <khaz> Things you magically need just appear.
04:45 <khaz> Behind everything there is logistics.
04:49 <MekkisScreen> the kingdom lives on divine magic
05:04 <khaz> If one person cannot be trusted to hold by what he promised to do
05:13 <khaz> The whole supply chain falls apart
05:20 <MekkisScreen> what his grandparents promised?
05:25 <khaz> Thus a contract is binding
05:28 <khaz> Once signed
05:51 <MekkisScreen> We Are the .99%!
06:02 <khaz> Then it falls to their descendants to fulfil their end of the contract
06:29 <khaz> Or renegotiate such a contract if both parties are willing to accept that
06:38 <MekkisScreen> We Are the .99%!
07:00 <khaz> That is?
07:40 <khaz> We honor the contracts we make
07:59 <khaz> We expect others to do the same
08:11 <MekkisScreen> do you really want to see a mass default?
09:13 <khaz> On payments? Contract also says we can take whatever means necessary to ensure it is carried out
09:33 <MekkisScreen> regardless, shouldn't you be policing the osirion border?
09:44 <khaz> Inculding taking property as default for being unable to pay loans
09:52 <MekkisScreen> I hear a lot of smuggling goes on there?
10:10 <MekkisScreen> ah
10:20 <khaz> (Damn when did i learn so much crap on loan shark shit)
10:25 <MekkisScreen> but what can you do with the lands?
10:51 <khaz> Oh there are ways but an idealist like you wouldn't understand
11:20 <Brunius> Those Andoran idealists.
11:24 <MekkisScreen> we have names for people like you.
11:30 <Brunius> They were so much more passive when we ruled them.
11:33 <MekkisScreen> parasites
11:38 <Brunius> It's a pity, really.
12:04 <khaz> Parasites?
12:05 <MekkisScreen> Brunius: Xanian plans to annex Taldor
12:22 <Brunius> Annex Taldor? Impossible.
12:22 <khaz> You misundertand us
12:28 <Brunius> It's Taldor that does the annexing.
12:41 <MekkisScreen> oh
12:46 <khaz> We are the driving force of inner sea commerce
12:51 <MekkisScreen> just Wait And See
13:06 <MekkisScreen> We are from Brevoy
13:19 <Brunius> You Wait And See, good sir.
13:23 <MekkisScreen> that is a long way from the inner sea
13:24 <Brunius> We will have glory once again.
13:34 <MekkisScreen> yes you will
13:44 <MekkisScreen> as part of a New Empire!
14:51 <MekkisScreen> Brunius: Any idea what scenario you want to prep?
14:57 <Brunius> wHAT
15:03 <Brunius> Why am I prepping a scenario
16:01 <MekkisScreen> on April 1
16:06 <MekkisScreen> a 5-9
16:06 <khaz> Lol
16:35 <MekkisScreen> to celebrate Mort's achievement of reaching 5th level
16:38 <khaz> (And i don't like my nation being called a parasite
16:46 <khaz> Lol
16:58 <Brunius> What 5-9s haven't you played?
17:31 <MekkisScreen> I've played two 5-9s
17:56 <MekkisScreen> !idealscenario gm=22870 player=10339 unplayed=1 minlevel=5 maxlevel=9
18:23 <Brunius> I don't think I've played any
18:40 <MekkisScreen> 16:To Scale the Dragon |  27:Our Lady of Silver |  31:Sniper in the Deep |  2-Special:Pathfinder Society Special: Year of the Shadow Lodge |  2-06 :The Heresy of Man -- Part I: The First Heresy  |  2-07 :The Heresy of Man -- Part II: Where Dark Things Sleep  |  2-09 :The Heresy of Man -- Part III: Beneath Forgotten
18:45 <MekkisScreen> spoke>> PRIVMSG MekkisScreen :Sands  |  2-25 :You Only Die Twice  |  3-03:The Ghenett Manor Gauntlet |  3-10:The immortal conundrum |  3-12:Wonders in the Weave  Part 1: The Dog Pharaoh's tomb |  56:The Jester's Fraud |
19:04 <MekkisScreen> what region?
19:07 <MekkisScreen> Sniper In the Deep's in Absalom
19:10 <Brunius> Tian Xia
19:10 <MekkisScreen> would be good
19:24 <MekkisScreen> really?
19:28 <MekkisScreen> have you read a lot about it?
19:34 <Brunius> No
19:40 <Brunius> Probably shouldn't DM there yet
20:00 <MekkisScreen> 88|3-03|The Ghenett Manor Gauntlet|5|9|N|
20:01 <MekkisScreen> 95|3-10|The immortal conundrum|5|9|N|
20:01 <MekkisScreen> 97|3-12|Wonders in the Weave  Part 1: The Dog Pharaoh's tomb|5|9|N|
20:08 <MekkisScreen> they *might* be in Tian Xia
20:10 <Brunius> I'll look up Sniper In the Deep
20:22 <MekkisScreen> (I've got all the regions in diebot)
20:27 <Brunius> Heh
20:38 <MekkisScreen> !idealscenario gm=22870 player=10339 unplayed=1 minlevel=5 maxlevel=9 region=Absalom
20:38 <diebot> MekkisScreen, 31:Sniper in the Deep |  2-Special:Pathfinder Society Special: Year of the Shadow Lodge |  
20:40 <khaz> (Hey aren't you going to set me free? The ground is awfully hard and my bum hurts)
21:00 * MekkisScreen takes Khaz to thee capital, Stagheim
21:01 <khaz> (Try sitting around in a chain shirt some time)
21:05 <khaz> Oh oh
21:16 <khaz> Cmb break bonds!
21:19 <MekkisScreen> khaz: I removed your weapons and armour
21:25 <khaz> Still 
21:34 <Brunius> hawt
21:34 <khaz> The ropes are tight
21:36 <MekkisScreen> yes
21:36 <khaz> And the ground is hard
21:39 <MekkisScreen> they are
21:40 <khaz> Ow
21:47 <MekkisScreen> but I have horses
22:01 <khaz> !throw 1d20+4 try to cmb out
22:01 <diebot> khaz, try to cmb out: [1d20=10] 14
22:03 <Brunius> Sniper In The Deep looks good
22:09 <MekkisScreen> Nice try
22:15 <MekkisScreen> is it season 0 or season 1
22:22 <Brunius> 1
22:29 <MekkisScreen> cool
23:06 <MekkisScreen> expect mort and myt to break it
23:06 <MekkisScreen> :S
23:06 <khaz> Lol
23:16 <khaz> Can i send my people a message
23:17 <MekkisScreen> Mytiazair's planning on showing Mort the dark side
23:22 <MekkisScreen> No
23:25 <khaz> So they will know i am delayed?
23:37 <MekkisScreen> I offered you a position in the kingdom
24:02 <MekkisScreen> I hear that we are looking for people in positions of leadership
24:05 <khaz> Not interested. I'm part of the border watch you
24:12 <MekkisScreen> Warden
24:25 <khaz> I am a warden in my own lands
24:32 <MekkisScreen> sounds good
24:42 <khaz> When i take time off my pathfinder duties
24:42 <MekkisScreen> you can be a warden in your own lands
24:58 <khaz> Yes. And you can stay out of them
25:02 <MekkisScreen> (of course, your own lands will be part of our lands)
25:13 <khaz> We will retain our own laws
25:24 <khaz> Else it is not our lands
27:03 <khaz> Now what do i have in my wrist sheathes
27:09 <khaz> 2 smoke palletpp
27:17 <khaz> How useful...
27:28 <khaz> Wonder if its possible to spark my bonds
28:13 <Brunius> Break them with a str check
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28:28 <khaz> His cmd is better
28:41 <khaz> Though as it goes I'm not too bad at grappling myself
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29:26 <khaz> Problem is that I'm stuck say at 2 hp/17 with a pally fluffhead who has just gotten me all tied up
29:36 <khaz> :)
31:15 <Brunius> Er
31:22 <Brunius> It's a str check to break rope
31:48 <khaz> The rope is cmd of the person who tied it?
31:57 <Brunius> Not to my knowledge
32:10 <khaz> Now how much to break ropd
32:22 <khaz> After that its get a horse and run like hell
32:24 <khaz> :d
32:31 <khaz> Oh yes. Heal self.
32:46 <khaz> Hopefully he wasn't using a good aligned or silver weapon
33:00 <MekkisScreen> hehe
33:23 <Brunius> DC23
33:33 <Brunius> Or 24 if it's silk
34:39 * MekkisScreen casts Mark of Justice on Khaz
34:43 <khaz> Keep trying. Ill get it
34:45 <khaz> Some day
34:53 <khaz> Lol what is that
35:13 <khaz> !throw 1d20+4 cmb
35:13 <diebot> khaz, cmb: [1d20=6] 10
35:18 <MekkisScreen> do you really want to find out?
35:34 <khaz> If its a big tag i can probably arcane mark it over
35:39 <khaz> Once i get free
35:45 <MekkisScreen> hehehe
36:00 <MekkisScreen> driving home
36:01 <MekkisScreen> see you
38:04 <Spaceshot> mark of justice is a big tag that activates if you do something they don't want, and them BOOM you're cursed
38:10 <khaz> Oh dear. I bet itr something
38:12 <khaz> Not nice
38:24 <khaz> Fine I'm stuck tied up in a caravan
39:00 <Spaceshot> also, why do humans only get the fancy and useful languages?
40:15 <Spaceshot> like I'm so tempted to make my stalwart monolith a human or half-elf just for the fancy languages :P
40:34 <khaz> Any language is fine
40:44 <khaz> i bet that thing will trigger the curse
40:56 <khaz> Worth it getting cursed?
41:58 <khaz> Probably not. 
48:52 <Ballig> you can take the languages with linguistics
49:00 <Ballig> racial languages are just for your int-based bonus languages
49:26 <Spaceshot> ahh... that's somewhat better then
51:44 <Brunius> Take Remove Curse, khaz
52:34 <khaz> Not at level 2
52:50 <khaz> And anyway i must get out first
52:53 <khaz> I say ill wait and i
52:57 <khaz> See
53:21 <khaz> He could have killed me earlier but didn't
53:36 <khaz> If i try to run. Ill be unarmed. Without my armor or weapons
53:45 <khaz> Not likely ill make it very far
53:57 <khaz> Not to mention he probably took my heal stick
56:36 <khaz> Put it this way. I try to get out at 2/17 hp without armor or weapons. And probably cursed
57:04 <Spaceshot> how did this happen?
57:15 <khaz> I jumped him :d
57:25 <Spaceshot> haha
57:25 <khaz> For invading my homeland :d
57:26 <khaz> Was fun
57:33 <khaz> Couldn't resist
58:00 <khaz> Long story short. When that guy has 15 foot reach
58:08 <khaz> And +10 to attack bonus
58:15 <khaz> It really doesn't work out well
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03:56 <Ballig> mort/khaz: what is Grull's PFS number?
04:14 <khaz> 38742-4
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04:40 <Spaceshot> who's Grull?
04:48 <Ballig> Mort's new level 1
04:53 <Spaceshot> what class?
04:55 <Spaceshot> :P
05:00 <Ballig> fighter I think
05:11 <Ballig> played more like a barbarian
05:16 <Spaceshot> haha, we have to have a game with 4 fighters :P
05:56 <Spaceshot> Jerus, Grull, Oskar and when I get around to giving my character a name, my dude
07:19 <Ballig> you need to level the ones you have
07:38 <khaz> Done
07:52 <khaz> Ranger actually
07:53 <Spaceshot> I'm shelfing Thwang for a while
07:54 <Ballig> and I've seen an all-fighter party
07:57 <Ballig> it's very resource intensive
07:58 <khaz> Shit
08:05 <Spaceshot> and Ava is level 3, so I need a tier bellow character
08:07 <khaz> I need to feel him out
08:35 <Avatar> what are the subtiers for 3-7
08:36 <khaz> I think i did the big dumb orc thing too much
08:39 <Avatar> 3-4 6-7 isn't it
08:46 <Brunius> yeah
08:55 <Avatar> might be good to play some of those if we all have level 3 chars now
08:57 <khaz> Gimme a bit
09:16 <Ballig> midnight mauler is 3-7
09:19 <Ballig> and shadows last stand is 1-7
09:20 <Brunius> That sewers of absalom one was good
09:27 <Ballig> those are the two I'll be running soon
09:29 <Avatar> QFP is still 1-5
09:54 <Brunius> Sewer Dragons of Absalom
10:00 <Brunius> Add that one to the shortlist
10:05 <Brunius> That was a lot of fun
10:15 <Avatar> half of us can't play that one
10:18 <khaz> Sorry haha
10:25 <Brunius> Why not?
10:28 <khaz> I haven't played a silly class for a while
10:34 <khaz> Except poog
10:46 <khaz> So uh.K think ranger
10:48 <Brunius> It's 3-7?
11:35 <Ballig> khaz/mort - you seriously need to name your characters with their actual names, not your name and then three random numbers
11:45 <Ballig> what faction is Grull so I can confirm this is the right one?
12:34 <khaz> Shadow lodge
12:37 <Ballig> okay
12:42 <khaz> I did name
12:45 <khaz> Didn't i?
12:51 <Ballig> no, it has your real name
13:06 <khaz> I hate
13:09 <khaz> Cell mode
14:15 <Spaceshot> heh ranger
14:21 <Brunius> y u on cell
14:22 <Spaceshot> so close to having a 4fighter team :P
15:34 <Brunius> My fighter died, twice.
15:38 <Brunius> I'm not playing another one.
16:00 <Spaceshot> heh
16:13 <khaz> Damn it
16:18 <Spaceshot> my stalwart Monolith is only having 1 or 2 levels of fighter
16:23 <khaz> Avatar
16:30 <khaz> Name used by someone else
16:51 <Avatar> eh
17:33 <khaz> Grull is used
17:45 <khaz> I need to cut back one l
17:47 <Ballig> make it Grull1
17:54 <khaz> Ok
17:55 <Ballig> or Grull34324 or whatever
18:00 <Ballig> half my characters are <name>1
18:53 <khaz> Ok
18:53 <Avatar> here's an idea
18:54 <Avatar> pick a last name
19:05 <Brunius> That's what I did with Kaleb.
19:14 <Brunius> Ballig: I've never had to do that
19:18 <Ballig> okay
19:36 <khaz> Done
20:00 <khaz> Khaz is the only of my characters that has a last name
20:32 <Brunius> Mekkis/Avatar/Spaceshot: Any idea if pricing for conquest has been announced?
20:44 <Ballig> $125 a session
20:45 <Brunius> It was 6 rego + 6/session last year, right?
20:53 <khaz> Lol
21:30 <Ballig> yeah they raised it
21:38 <Ballig> to $125 rego + $125/session
21:40 <Brunius> I bet.
21:47 <Spaceshot> haha
22:02 <Spaceshot> and no, I have no idea either brunius, but if it's that cheap I could possibly go nuts
22:08 <khaz> Lol
22:16 <Ballig> you aren't using my taxi money to play PFS are you spaceshot
22:18 <Brunius> They haven't got anything on the site.
22:19 <Ballig> taxi/tax
22:25 <Spaceshot> maybe
22:28 <Brunius> Less than a month to go
22:29 <Brunius> hmm
22:33 <Spaceshot> either that or money michelle worked for
22:35 <khaz> You should
22:46 <Brunius> Michelle works, but you don't?
22:55 <Ballig> he's a mooch
22:55 <Spaceshot> she's been looking for work
23:03 <Ballig> moooooooch
23:09 <Spaceshot> and I haven't, but that's because I'm socially inept
23:28 <Spaceshot> some douchebags would call me a mooch yes
23:28 <Avatar> I dunno man you don't come across as socially inept in person
23:52 <Ballig> it's an easy excuse not to have to work
24:01 <Avatar> yeah from now on I am socially inept
24:06 <Avatar> so I'm all good
24:10 <Spaceshot> you didn't notice me pause for a few seconds every few mins?
24:10 <Brunius> yeah I am too
24:14 <khaz> Yeah i wanted to play more pfs
24:18 <Spaceshot> haha
24:20 <Avatar> man I wanted you to pause occasionally and you didn't
24:24 <khaz> So i decided not to get a job ^^
24:27 <khaz> Never mind
24:33 <Spaceshot> I don't think you've been to a quack and wasted money on useless pills for it though
24:52 <Avatar> I have epileptic pills, does that count
24:56 <Spaceshot> yea, it's I either don't calm down, don't talk, or fuck up every second word
25:05 <Spaceshot> no, but thanks for telling me that XD
25:13 <Avatar> you can't have any btw
25:14 <Avatar> they're all mine
25:23 <khaz> My preciouss
25:24 <Spaceshot> no, that your epileptic
25:32 <Brunius> I have steroids
25:40 <Brunius> That I am taking
25:42 <Spaceshot> I'll test those pills of yours to see if theyre working
25:45 <Spaceshot> haha
26:00 <Brunius> I'm srs
26:22 <Spaceshot> no I mean avatar's
26:31 <Spaceshot> NOT EVERTHING IS ABOUT YOU JEEZ
26:48 <Brunius> I am srs
27:00 <Brunius> You think I'm self centred? You should see my friends.
27:05 <Spaceshot> haha
27:08 <Spaceshot> yea kinda ;P
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28:26 <Brunius> uh oh
29:02 <Spaceshot> but yea, I'm socially fucked
29:08 <MekkisScreen> !help
29:28 <Spaceshot> either way I'll fuck something up, or want to punch the person across from me in the face (if I get retail, which is all I can get for now sadly0
29:29 <Spaceshot> )*
29:49 <khaz> Hello
32:46 <dicebot> Ballig, 1d20+5: [1d20=14] 19
33:27 <Jaggedsoul> sup
40:38 <Spaceshot> can someone put up Gol in PFS
43:37 <Avatar> character name Gol?
43:51 <Spaceshot> yup
44:12 <Spaceshot> still not sure if I'm going dwarf or human
44:22 <Avatar> added
44:28 <Spaceshot> dwarf would just be hilarious at a 5cha :P
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12:36 <Brunius> Ok guys
12:44 <Brunius> One hand pistol, one hand cutlass
12:56 <Brunius> Pirating pathfinder society !
12:59 * khaz wince
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13:34 <Ballig> ha
13:54 <Brunius> How awesome is that, eh?
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14:11 <Brunius> Who's this dicebot joker?
14:28 <Ballig> he's such a joker
15:01 <Brunius> Interesting.
15:06 <tristen> hey guys what's the deal with trading-in?
15:09 <tristen> half price?
15:15 <Brunius> trading in what?
15:16 <Spaceshot> trading-in?
15:24 <Ballig> yeah
15:26 <tristen> yeah stuff you don't want any more
15:28 <Ballig> you sell items for half their price
15:30 <Ballig> what are you trading in
15:37 <tristen> nothing now!
15:48 <tristen> remember a while back
15:56 <tristen> leis was faffing about
16:08 <tristen> trying to work out his two-weapon fighting stuff
16:09 <Avatar> you can trade a +1 for a +2 for the difference 
16:37 <tristen> yeah i just found out if leis had exotic weapon proficiency
16:50 <tristen> he could be dual wielding 1d8 swords
16:59 <tristen> and have them treated as light weapons
17:08 <Ballig> what swords
17:11 <tristen> http://www.d20pfsrd.com/equipment---final/weapons/weapon-descriptions/sabre-sawtooth
17:17 <tristen> those swords!
17:36 <Ballig> a bit heavy for a feat
17:57 <Brunius> mmm
17:58 <tristen> 2x1d8 vs 2x1d6?
17:58 <Ballig> not a lot of difference between 1d8 and 1d6 when the main part of your damage comes from the things you add /to/ that
17:59 <Spaceshot> those swords are evil swords
18:06 <Spaceshot> they're red mantis assassin blades
18:09 <tristen> i'd love a set
18:12 <Ballig> it would be 1d8+1d8 versus 1d8+1d6
18:27 <tristen> yeah! that's how i found em
18:29 <Ballig> or more likely, 1d8+7 + 1d8+5 vs 1d8+7 + 1d6+5
18:30 <Ballig> as an example
18:34 <Spaceshot> yep
18:38 <Spaceshot> there isn't much difference
18:49 <Spaceshot> the damage dice don't make the weapon
18:50 <Ballig> ends up being 1 point difference on average
18:52 <Avatar> yeah with rogue don't worry about weapon damage
18:52 <Ballig> not worth a feat
18:56 <Brunius> Er
18:57 <Avatar> worry about sneak damage
19:06 <tristen> yep fair enough
19:07 <Ballig> but yeah, if you're talking rogue you want to maximise your sneak attacks
19:09 <Brunius> My game file is slowly disintegrating
19:09 <Ballig> and that's it
19:10 <Brunius> Shit
19:11 <Avatar> and better ways to get yourself into sneak opportunities
19:22 <Brunius> Time for a virus scan
19:23 <Avatar> what game file
19:25 <tristen> yeah the movement feats
19:27 <khaz> Which means i should learn to flank
19:32 <Brunius> For Tribes: Ascend
19:34 <tristen> brunius - time to upgrade to unix
19:41 <Avatar> is there a feat which gives you + to acrobatics
19:42 <Ballig> ha
19:48 <Ballig> "upgrade to unix" to play games? what?
19:53 <Avatar> acrobatic
19:54 <Avatar> haha
19:56 <Brunius> Doesn't Acrobatic give you a bonus?
19:56 <tristen> lol
20:14 <Avatar> acrobatic steps is a pretty sexy feat I never noticed before
20:27 <khaz> You can tumble if you dare
20:32 <tristen> he's already +11 on acrobatics
20:38 <khaz> For now I'm in light assorted
20:38 <khaz> Armor
20:42 <khaz> I should try it too
20:44 <khaz> Actually
20:55 <khaz> But I'm so god darned lazy
21:01 <Avatar> acrobatic wants 10 ranks for the higher bonus, not 10 total
21:19 <Avatar> maybe get that and mobility
21:20 <Brunius> Worry about that in 9 levels time
21:26 <Avatar> yeah
21:34 <Avatar> that's the thing with all these skill feats
21:36 <Avatar> level 10
21:39 <Avatar> screws everyone in PFS
21:56 <khaz> I will be mobile
22:01 <khaz> Till 7
22:07 <Brunius> It's 8:30 yo
22:17 <tristen> not there it isn't
22:22 <khaz> Then i start wearing plate
22:50 <Spaceshot> haha
22:50 <Avatar> spring attack would be sexy
23:01 <Spaceshot> I don't think pathfinder is built around PFS
23:05 <Brunius> sure it is
23:09 <Avatar> the problem with adjusting to difficult terrain is the bad guys can usually deal with difficult terrain in their own encounters
23:29 <Avatar> so unless you're really lucky, you're only moving as fast as they are
23:36 <tristen> yeah i don't think pathfinder is built around pfs either
23:37 <Avatar> (as opposed to slower than they are)
23:51 <Avatar> part of the challenge
24:25 <Spaceshot> who moves in combat
24:30 <tristen> leis
24:31 <Spaceshot> stalwart defenders don't move :P
25:07 <Avatar> we're talking rogues man
25:12 <khaz> Well i can teleport :p
25:20 <khaz> At higher lever
25:23 <khaz> Levels
25:25 <Avatar> still talking rogues
25:32 <khaz> I think
25:34 <Avatar> why are you in character mort
25:37 <khaz> You need to have
25:44 <khaz> People to set up for you
25:56 <khaz> Problem is I'm so goddarned lazy
26:10 <khaz> And not willing to risk my arse
27:22 <tristen> http://www.d20pfsrd.com/feats/general-feats/betrayer
27:34 <tristen> that's a really rude feat
27:59 <tristen> make someone friendly then sneak attack 'em dead
28:11 <Avatar> haha
28:14 <tristen> "would you like a nice cup of tea?"
28:17 <Avatar> you'd never take it, but it's funny it's there
28:25 <tristen> npc
28:29 <tristen> or non-pfs!
28:35 <khaz> Try antagonize
28:38 <Avatar> even non pfs
28:43 <tristen> yeah...
29:08 <khaz> Your mom dallied with a randy goat!
29:19 <khaz> Your dad is a slug
30:05 <Avatar> are you changing your nick permanently mort
30:14 <Avatar> do you want us to start calling you khaz now
30:16 <khaz> Lol
30:24 khaz is now known as mort-
30:29 <Avatar> good on you mort
30:40 * mort- shape shifts back
30:57 * mort- wags tail
32:01 * mort- turns incorpreal so none can get her tail
32:11 <Avatar> you dont' have a tail
32:30 * Brunius pulls out his ghost touch greatsword
32:35 <tristen> yes, she does
32:37 <Brunius> Hold still, mort-
32:45 <tristen> mort's tail = balligs face
32:47 <tristen> (apparently)
32:50 <mort-> No
33:04 <tristen> shreds of ballig's face?
33:05 * mort- quickly runs off
33:08 <mort-> Yeah
33:18 <mort-> Tashes helped me
33:22 <Ballig> pretty sure mort doesn't have a tail
33:27 <mort-> I do
33:29 <tristen> stem cell tail
33:29 <Ballig> I've seen a picture of her, and no tail
33:30 * Brunius shoots mort- with a tranquiliser dart
33:31 <mort-> I re grew one
33:32 * Brunius swings his sword in a large arc, cleanly slicing off mort-'s tail
33:39 * mort- dodges
33:45 <mort-> Hey it never happened
33:45 <Ballig> nope, he hit you
33:51 <Ballig> I saw it
33:52 <mort-> I ran off!
33:54 <tristen> oh noes
33:54 <Ballig> no
33:56 <Ballig> he got you
34:00 <Ballig> he is holding your tail right now
34:01 <mort-> I'm on cell
34:08 <Ballig> yeah, on your cell tailless
34:10 <Avatar> sounds like a really bad human centipede joke
34:13 <Brunius> ha
34:14 <mort-> Fk. Stumpy for the rest of oxygen life
34:17 <mort-> Of my
34:23 <Ballig> ha
34:23 <Ballig> oxygen
34:30 <mort-> Well
34:56 <tristen> http://fanciers.com/cat-pix/maxx.gif
35:27 <tristen> wtf is this "tumour familiar"???
35:33 <tristen> http://www.d20pfsrd.com/feats/general-feats/die-for-your-master
35:38 <tristen> i'm gonna hurl
35:56 <tristen> "morning lumpy"
36:00 <tristen> "morning"
36:56 <Avatar> wonder if we can get a game of first steps 2 on to get phly up to 2nd level for this sunday game
37:10 <Ballig> I can run first steps 2 on friday
37:15 <Ballig> but didn't he ditch the last game I tried to run
37:20 <Avatar> I haven't run it yet and I want to
37:24 <Ballig> ahh
38:06 <Spaceshot> I could play with Gol
38:10 <Avatar> has jaggedsoul played part 2?
38:18 <tristen> has phly nailed two sessions? i thought fs3 was his first?
38:28 <Avatar> yeah it is his first
38:31 <Avatar> oh good point
38:43 <mort-> Fs3 his first
38:52 <Ballig> he was all excited to play fs1 on friday
38:53 <Ballig> but didn't show
38:56 <Ballig> did he have an excuse for that
39:06 <tristen> yeah: "age"
39:06 <mort-> Alchemists make me twitch
39:14 <Brunius> What?
39:17 <Brunius> He WHAT?
39:22 <mort-> So do paladins
39:30 <Brunius> Pallies are awesome
39:46 <Spaceshot> brunius, all you did was smite
39:52 <Brunius> Alchemists could be fun to play, when you're not needing to test some strange concoction on yourself
39:53 <tristen> alchemists are freaks!
39:53 <Spaceshot> and remove blindness :P
40:01 <Brunius> I charged man
40:02 <Avatar> his excuse was something about his girlfriend
40:10 <Avatar> I don't remember what it was now, I told you on the day I think
40:41 <Brunius> <insert comment about 13 Y/Os and relationships here>
41:01 <Avatar> I think he said he thought we weren't playing as well
41:03 <Avatar> but who knows
41:23 <Spaceshot> wait he's that young?
41:26 <Spaceshot> lolol
42:01 <Ballig> he said that on sunday
42:04 <tristen> yeah he has a squeaky-voice
42:06 <Brunius> Spaceshot: I warned people about the poisoned wine, too
42:16 <Brunius> Detected Evil on everything
42:22 <tristen> BEEP BEEP BEEP
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42:31 <Avatar> technically we could play thorugh first steps 1 as well
42:39 <Brunius> mastermind1981 just joined a whole bunch of channels
42:44 <Avatar> I don't have any spare characters for it
43:02 <tristen> "shawcable.net - your hokey isp"
43:12 <Brunius> Hang on
43:18 <Brunius> Why is itunes playing all my nickelback at once
43:22 Avatar has kicked mastermind1981 from #d&d (bye)
43:32 <tristen> lol
43:48 <tristen> brunius: it's because you're using itunes
43:50 <mort-> Yes
44:05 <mort-> Im palligic
44:07 <Brunius> I might switch to rythymbox, if I can
44:22 <mort-> After getting trussed up by one in a caravan
44:41 <mort-> Now he's carting me home like a chicken :(
44:57 <tristen> years ago i tried using itunes and then didn't anymore
45:28 <tristen> "you mean i can't cut and paste music?"
45:36 <tristen> *delete*
45:43 <Brunius> what
45:59 <Brunius> what do you mean?
46:09 <tristen> on to my girlfriend's i-thingie
47:10 <tristen> i couldn't comprehend why i couldn't just drag and drop music onto the i-whatever
47:18 <Avatar> why are you using itunes
47:19 <Avatar> are you on a mac
47:22 <tristen> i had to go through itunes
47:30 <Avatar> go winamp
47:37 <Brunius> I used to use winamp
47:41 <Brunius> Kept breaking on me
48:13 <Avatar> breaking how
49:27 <tristen> some mates tried to convince me that apple were legitimately preserving a "total user experience" by not allowing normal exploring of a what's essentially a freaking usb stick...
49:45 <mort-> Doesn't sound right
50:11 <Brunius> Surely there's alternative firmware to make it a more user friendly interface?
50:34 <tristen> i think i looked at the time
50:48 <tristen> only some weird replacement
51:10 <tristen> so we threw the thing in the bin instead - problem solved
51:32 <tristen> we're much happier now
51:45 <Avatar> yeah I know that feeling
52:10 <Avatar> when I got my phone it felt like wow I can breathe again
52:10 <tristen> got a cheap one you can drag and drop instead
52:18 <tristen> aye
52:27 <Spaceshot> if I can find my iriver
52:33 <Spaceshot> I would be so happy
52:48 <Avatar> I recommended a friend get an iriver over an ipod
52:54 <Avatar> and then I found out they are actually worse
53:05 <Brunius> What the hells an iriver
53:14 <Spaceshot> somewhat a brand
53:18 <Spaceshot> Iriver
53:21 <Avatar> when the first ipods came out, another kind of music player was an iriver
53:43 <Avatar> after a bit of looking around I found out that actually ipods were the only damn decent thing on the market
54:01 <Spaceshot> price wise Iriver was expensive
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54:23 <Spaceshot> but it was good
54:28 <Spaceshot> it's lasted me since year 8
54:36 <Spaceshot> all I do now is need to find it
54:43 <Spaceshot> it's 20gig
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55:41 <tristen> yeah 20gig for music is just fine and dandy
56:20 <tristen> it's not solid-state though?
56:44 <Spaceshot> no
56:55 <Spaceshot> it's akin to an external hard drive
56:56 <tristen> like you can feel the hd crank up
57:00 <tristen> yeah
57:00 <Spaceshot> I can't find it though
57:01 <Avatar> think 1st gen ipod
57:02 <Spaceshot> might be in my draws
57:05 <Avatar> classic
57:05 <Spaceshot> yea
57:10 <Spaceshot> brick
57:15 <Avatar> but shittier
57:55 <Spaceshot> it's good, but can't work out playlists for it :P
58:16 <tristen> pffft put it in altzeimers mode
58:20 <tristen> (random)
00:04 <Spaceshot> haha
00:15 <Spaceshot> except it plays any music in the whole thing (and I have games on it XD)
00:30 <Spaceshot> but I can put it into random within this folder and the folders in it mode
01:10 <tristen> ah that's what you want
01:14 <Spaceshot> yup
01:15 <Spaceshot> works good
01:18 <Spaceshot> NEED TO FIND IT
01:20 <Spaceshot> that's the issue
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02:19 <tristen> hey i haven't seen anyone diplomacise any baddies yet...
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02:49 <tristen> that'd be funny
05:23 <mort-> What?
05:25 <mort-> We did!
05:34 <mort-> Btd1
05:45 <mort-> Assault on kingdom of impossible
08:13 <Spaceshot> should I be another human, or a rare dwarf?
08:27 <tristen> mort: remind me?
09:16 <tristen> spaceshot: go the bar-fridge/washing machine/dishwasher!
09:54 <tristen> http://www.d20pfsrd.com/_/rsrc/1285990534265/equipment---final/armor/PZO1115-StalwartDefender.jpg?height=348&width=400
10:01 <tristen> i found the picture!
10:56 <Spaceshot> yep good picture
11:10 <Spaceshot> it's more of like he's an ornament for a castle wall
11:19 <tristen> http://www.d20pfsrd.com/_/rsrc/1285990534265/equipment---final/armor/PZO1115-StalwartDefender.jpg
11:29 <tristen> (without the size restriction it looks really good)
11:49 <tristen> "it" or is "it" a "she"
12:00 <tristen> you can never tell with these dwarves
12:03 <Spaceshot> you mean the picture?
12:15 <Spaceshot> he
12:15 <Spaceshot> duh
12:22 <tristen> lol yeah just clowning around
12:25 <mort-> You guys talked the ranger into joining pathfinder?
12:28 <mort-> And btd1
12:34 <Spaceshot> :P
12:43 <mort-> Logan bluffd his way out of our last fight
12:47 <Spaceshot> I'm still not sure if I'll be taking levels in barbarian or not
13:36 <tristen> yes mort, but that wasn't exactly bare-facedly diplomacising hostile to friendly...
13:40 <Avatar> I remember the good old days when we worried about having too many spellcasters in a game
14:31 <Spaceshot> haha
14:35 <Spaceshot> now there aren't enough?
15:36 <mort-> Don't worry
15:52 <mort-> I can function mostly like a wizard at need
15:52 <Avatar> there's enough
16:00 <Avatar> room for more I think
16:10 <Avatar> we're starving a little for healer types probably
16:12 <mort-> Only thing i can't do is heal
16:19 <mort-> I'm working on it though
16:34 <Avatar> I think we have 3 in the channel
16:45 <Avatar> Ava, Artimus and Cairo
16:55 <Avatar> oh does brunius have one?
16:56 <mort-> Zirul
17:01 <mort-> Don't forget him
17:04 <Avatar> yeah zirul too
17:08 <mort-> I can play a healer
17:14 <Brunius> Have what?
17:18 <Avatar> Derau
17:23 <mort-> But i have enough toons
17:29 <Avatar> yeah we have a few healers
17:32 <Brunius> Bairaq is a backup healer, too
17:33 <Avatar> don't see them played very often
17:41 <Avatar> proper healers, not backup healers
17:48 <mort-> You can run with a paladin as healer
18:01 <mort-> Last time we did song of sea witch
18:13 <mort-> A ranger was healing ><
18:22 <Avatar> yeah as a backup healer
18:27 <mort-> But buck has good dps
18:46 <mort-> Anyway maybe its just me
19:00 <Avatar> I think the only thing with gunslinger is that it doesn't feel like there's many ways to play it
19:16 <mort-> But i recommend everyone getsspring loaded wrist sheathes
19:17 <Avatar> you're either musket focused or pistol focused and you take the same sort of feats down each line no matter what
19:18 <Brunius> I don't play Derau much because I feel he's underpowered, if only because he just stands around in combat
19:33 <mort-> Mort is under powered
19:33 <Brunius> Avatar: Imma play a pirate !
19:35 <mort-> Heh
19:37 <Brunius> Arrrrr
19:42 <Avatar> what class is that
19:48 <Brunius> Gunslinger man
19:55 <Brunius> One hand pistol, the other cutlass
19:56 <Avatar> sounds interesting
19:58 <mort-> Anyway
20:00 <Spaceshot> swashbucklering
20:18 <Avatar> we don't go sailing much
20:23 <mort-> Zirul spends Most of his time aiding the tanks land their hits
20:28 <Brunius> That's fine
20:43 <Brunius> Pathfinders get assigned to all sorts of missions :)
21:16 <mort-> At least mort is showing more of her abilities now i guess
21:30 <mort-> Though. Not many
22:33 <mort-> Oh yes. One more reason not to be cleric for me
22:43 <mort-> I don't want to preach at anyone :d
23:30 <mort-> I probably couldn't be arsed to
23:41 <Spaceshot> go oracle
23:45 <Spaceshot> much more fun
23:54 <mort-> Still have to pray
24:00 <mort-> Yuck
24:05 <mort-> Pui!
24:11 <Spaceshot> oracles don't pray
24:14 <mort-> Witch might work. Or bard
24:15 <Spaceshot> oracles meditate
24:22 <mort-> Your entire life
24:38 <mort-> Is what it is because a god chose you
24:55 <mort-> I don't know how not religious you can get
24:57 <Spaceshot> not necessarily a god, it's just because fate was decided
25:07 <mort-> I believe you were called
25:09 <Spaceshot> fate != god
25:13 <mort-> For oracles
25:25 <mort-> From birth. That's why you have your curse
25:35 <mort-> And your powers as well
25:49 <Spaceshot> doesn't mean gods
25:56 <Spaceshot> you'd hope I would know
25:57 <mort-> Anyway as i was saying
26:00 <Spaceshot> being an oracle XD
26:07 <Spaceshot> you don't want to be a divine caster right?
26:08 <mort-> Wrist sheathes ftw!
26:17 <mort-> In a way yes
26:29 <mort-> I fear losing my powers :d
26:52 <mort-> Divine stuff is like if your god is happy you get to cast
26:56 <mort-> Otherwise not
27:39 <Avatar> that would really only happen in mekkis' games
27:56 <mort-> And i am so not going to preach
27:57 <Mekkis> I probably wouldn't do that in a PFS module
27:58 <mort-> :d
28:12 <Avatar> something would probably end up on the chronicle sheet
28:22 <mort-> Seriously i have like 1 page of pathfinder wikia
28:25 <Mekkis> you realise that it's in the Guide...
28:31 <mort-> To create bull crap off :d
28:35 <Mekkis> druid/cleric losing powers
28:37 <mort-> Ill pass
28:49 <mort-> I know it too
28:59 <Mekkis> so of course it would be in the chronicle sheet
29:00 <Mekkis> !
29:09 <Avatar> see
29:16 <mort-> Man i didn't know i had so much supply and demand crap in me :p
29:30 <mort-> Or maybe because i studied economics in college
30:15 <Mekkis> I studied it in highschool
30:30 <mort-> But basic wizard needs uh you want someone to reveal the invisible bugger?
30:34 <mort-> Can do :d
30:41 <Mekkis> mort-, http://nl.ti4200.info/Nethys.pdf
30:47 <mort-> Ask me to crowd control. No can do :d
31:05 <mort-> Object not found
31:08 <diebot> Who is this Dicebot?
31:17 <Mekkis> still uploading
31:43 <Mekkis> 1d6+2
32:01 <mort-> In high school here no economics
33:33 <mort-> Cc requires good save dcs
34:17 <Mekkis> cc doesn't
34:23 <mort-> Really
34:40 <Mekkis> nope
34:51 <Mekkis> cc is used to compile C programs
34:51 <mort-> So how do you cc when he refused to fail his saving throw
34:57 <mort-> Nub
35:14 <mort-> Talking crowd control
35:51 <mort-> I'm not greasing the entire floor. Doubt it would be too effective
45:22 <Spaceshot> I really need to make a caster some time
45:43 <Mekkis> isn't Ava a caster?
46:16 <Spaceshot> healbot isn't a caster :P
46:23 <Mekkis> you cast spells
46:29 <Mekkis> that makes it a caster
46:46 <Mekkis> (anyway, Pathfinder moved the damage to where it should be - the fighter-types)
46:47 <Spaceshot> that's like saying bards are casters
46:48 <Avatar> oracle is without a doubt a caster spaceshot
46:51 <Mekkis> they are
46:55 <Avatar> bards are casters
48:01 <Spaceshot> meh
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48:10 <Spaceshot> Avatar: was I casting much in RPT
48:22 <Mekkis> Grolschmir is a caster
48:38 <Mekkis> hell, Tasiv is a caster
48:58 <Avatar> you're still a caster
49:07 <Spaceshot> just because you can cast spells, doesn't mean you're usual action is to cast spells
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49:14 <Mekkis> (although I wouldn't try and argue that far...)
49:22 <Avatar> Brunius: goblin d20 t-shirts are available
49:46 <Avatar> I might buy one while I still bloody can
51:17 <Mekkis> sword bombers FTW
53:01 <Spaceshot> eh, I'm going for a immobile enlarged tank
53:08 <Spaceshot> with way too much hp to care
55:36 <Avatar> ok, bought
56:15 <Spaceshot> haha
56:16 <Spaceshot> how much?
56:21 <Avatar> $25
56:30 <Avatar> only mediums available, no larges
56:37 <Spaceshot> bah
56:41 <Spaceshot> you fit in medium?
56:43 <Avatar> I am somewhere in between and there's discussion about it being "a bit on the larger side"
56:52 <Spaceshot> ahh
56:57 <Avatar> hopefully that means it's a medium that feels a bit like a large
57:00 <Avatar> I do fit in a medium
57:04 <Avatar> but sort of only just
57:10 <Avatar> and I might put on more weight, I don't know
57:12 <Spaceshot> mmm same a bit
57:14 <Avatar> probably not
57:23 <Spaceshot> I'm more on the tall side for mediums usually
57:31 <Spaceshot> at least in memory
57:32 <Avatar> a large is usually too big for me
57:35 <Spaceshot> heh
58:09 <Avatar> sick of dying to fucking critical hits
58:42 <Avatar> how does it work when you're trying to marathon a con
58:48 <Avatar> do people wear the same shirt for 4 days
59:00 <Mekkis> nope
59:04 <Spaceshot> maybe
59:13 <Mekkis> you keep your shirt in your bag for the first three days, and take out when needed
59:18 <Mekkis> then wear it on the last day
59:25 <Avatar> is that good enough for most GMs?
59:35 <Mekkis> depends why you want the reroll
59:45 <Mekkis> if it's to avoid dying, sure
59:55 <Avatar> seems a bit shit
59:59 <Avatar> I will just stink out the place
00:26 <Mekkis> if it's to do something stupid, then the GM might say no
00:29 <Avatar> yeah nobody's refusing a reroll now are they !
00:58 <Spaceshot> hmm
01:05 <Mekkis> for example, if Mort wanted to use it after failing to grope a gnome, I wouldn't allow it
01:05 <Avatar> that's a darkwhite question I think
01:08 <Spaceshot> 16/14/19/10/9/5 dwarf
01:31 <Mekkis> but if mort was about to fail a fort save vs Phantasmal Killer, I'd allow it
02:27 <Mekkis> I actually have two Sword Bomber T-Shirts
02:31 <Mekkis> one has the wrong font
03:20 <Avatar> I don't even really want this one
03:26 <Mekkis> then don't get it
03:35 <Avatar> but it is a decent shirt and it will save my characters from death
03:37 <Mekkis> Vistaprint have a deal on T-Shirts now
03:40 <mort-> What?
04:04 <mort-> I can't re roll after failing to molest a gnome!
04:13 <Avatar> I'd let you reroll it mort
04:17 <mort-> Damn it
04:20 <Mekkis> not if your T-Shirt's in your bag, rather than being worn
04:28 <mort-> Isn't that what's the shirt for?
04:34 <Avatar> I prefer you don't stink up the place
04:39 <Avatar> yes
04:40 <mort-> To grope gnomes?
04:45 <Avatar> if you want
05:35 <mort-> Yes!
05:41 <mort-> Totally awesome
06:00 <mort-> Hey mek did i tell you what gnomes are for?
06:05 <Mekkis> Avatar, what maps are used in Tide of Twilight?
06:13 <mort-> First you grab them
06:21 <mort-> Then you spin them around
06:33 <Mekkis> (grabbing them provokes an AoO)
06:42 <mort-> Then you throw them over the WALLS!
06:43 <mort-> Screw it
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06:47 <mort-> Just grab
06:59 <Mekkis> mort-, remember last time Khaz tangled with a gnome?
07:07 <Mekkis> a 9" tall gnome!
07:11 * mort- winces
07:16 <mort-> Lol
07:33 <mort-> You forgot more tricks then i ever knew
07:36 <mort-> Anyway
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07:51 <mort-> But yes its great to grope gnomes!
08:26 <Mekkis> wow
08:36 <Mekkis> the BTD2 excavation map doesn't fit on A0
08:44 <Avatar> if you want to burn your shirt reroll on groping a gnome, that's fine by me
08:54 <mort-> Nah
09:03 <mort-> I'm not stupid
09:10 <Avatar> not wearing it to avoid stinking up the place is also fine by me :P
09:16 <Mekkis> luckily it fits on the "A0" setting
09:18 <Mekkis> umm
09:23 <Mekkis> the "900mm" setting
09:24 <mort-> Ill show the gm
09:34 <mort-> At the start of the game
09:38 <mort-> I got shirt!
09:47 <mort-> But keep it in my bag
09:59 <Avatar> apparently that's only good enough for some GMs
09:59 <Mekkis> I'll wear a "Sword Bomber" shirt
10:04 <mort-> So that we no stink place
10:10 <Avatar> I don't think a sword bomber shirt works man
10:16 <Avatar> the $ needs to go to paizo
10:16 <Mekkis> (it almost did!)
10:21 <mort-> Ill tell him. You want me to wear the same shirtt
10:25 <Avatar> yeah but only because you tricked them
10:27 <mort-> For 4 days? :e
10:41 <mort-> Then offer to let him smell me :p
10:46 <mort-> Seriously
10:51 <Mekkis> actually, chances are I'll do washing on saturday night
10:51 <mort-> You got to be kidding
11:00 <Mekkis> so I can wear Andoran on Friday
11:03 <mort-> The rules of convention
11:04 <Avatar> in the middle of the con
11:07 <Avatar> forget that
11:11 <Mekkis> true
11:14 <Mekkis> Sunday night
11:17 <Avatar> on saturday night I will be going to sleep right quick
11:19 <mort-> Are that you bathe at least once per day
11:25 <mort-> I tell you guys.
11:27 <Mekkis> mort-, I shower twice a day
11:31 <Avatar> mort: same shirt?
11:33 <mort-> In the name of all that's holy
11:42 <mort-> Please don't forget your bath
11:46 <Avatar> I mean how has this not come up before
11:47 <Mekkis> a doctor told me to
11:51 <Spaceshot> who uses a bath?
11:58 <Mekkis> I do, occasionally
12:01 <mort-> Or wear the same shirt for 4 days straight
12:01 <mort-> Actually
12:03 <Mekkis> I wish I could more often
12:09 <mort-> I bathe once a day
12:20 <mort-> Baths are bad for you ^^
12:26 <Mekkis> FYI mort-: I have caused two clerics to lose their powers
12:32 <mort-> In the morning when i get up at 7 am
12:33 <Mekkis> both for extremely good reasons
12:38 <mort-> I'm a zombie
12:45 <Mekkis> mort-, I get up at 7:40ap
12:54 <Mekkis> and leave the house at 8am
12:57 <mort-> That's cool. We won't see divine caster mort
13:05 <Mekkis> mort-, don't worry
13:06 <mort-> I leave the house at 745
13:15 <Mekkis> you have to be extremely stupid to do that
13:16 <mort-> Actually i got urges
13:19 <mort-> Now an then
13:44 <mort-> To do DIE FOUL FIEND
13:46 <mort-> Well yeah
13:49 <Mekkis> Avatar, what maps are used in Tide of Twilight?
13:53 <mort-> But we keep it in check
14:37 <Avatar> what do you mean what maps
14:40 <Avatar> scenario-specific ones I think
14:46 <Mekkis> ah
14:47 <Avatar> do you want me to send them to you
14:49 <mort-> Why don't you see the region
14:51 <Mekkis> could you send them to me?
14:56 <Avatar> you played it didn't you
15:02 <Mekkis> because my co-DM is running it tomorrow
15:04 <Mekkis> yes, I did
15:08 <Mekkis> Nightmare played it
15:13 <Mekkis> was he really that much of a nightmare?
15:29 <mort-> If there is anything
15:36 <Mekkis> oh
15:44 <Mekkis> I have registered for Conquest
15:45 <Avatar> I won't discuss it while people who haven't played it are here
15:48 <mort-> Remotely resembling diplomacy
15:53 <mort-> Yes he is
16:09 <mort-> He has a lot of hp for a level 1
16:14 <Mekkis> level 2
16:14 <Avatar> do you want the faction mission cutouts as well
16:19 <Mekkis> nope
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16:23 <Mekkis> just the maps
16:28 <Mekkis> Daniel has a printer
16:32 <Mekkis> he doesn't have an A0 plotter
16:54 <mort-> Have fun
16:55 * Avatar has offered 305images.rar (1193412 bytes)
16:58 <mort-> When is conquest
17:05 * DCC RECV connect attempt to Avatar failed (err=Connection refused).
17:09 <Avatar> first week of april
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17:22 <Avatar> I believe
17:24 <Mekkis> Avatar, could you email them?
17:34 <Avatar> guh email
17:38 <Avatar> can you skype
17:40 <Avatar> or msn
18:44 <Mekkis> I should be on skype now
19:20 <Avatar> there y'are
19:24 <mort-> :(
19:34 <mort-> So which day to which day
19:44 <Mekkis> good friday to easter monday
19:50 <Mekkis> 6th to 9th
21:18 <Mekkis> I should probably email darkwhite regarding what scenarios I've got prepared
21:26 <mort-> Ah cool ill go get a life
21:31 <mort-> On that time
21:40 <mort-> Wish i was there but can't be lol
21:47 <mort-> So many km away...
22:16 <Spaceshot> ballig will still be here
22:20 <Spaceshot> so will hydra and tashes
22:25 <Spaceshot> :P
24:11 <Avatar> phly will probably be available, I don't think he's going
24:40 <mort-> That said my DM is still learning how to effectively run monsters. We have been gviing him tips on more effective monster and boss tactics. I explained action economy to him and how our 6 person party needs a few more monsters to fight each battle.
24:44 <mort-> Lol
25:02 <mort-> Tashes may not be
25:11 <mort-> :(
25:24 <mort-> Not enough for a 3 people game
25:33 <mort-> And guess what?!
25:41 <mort-> No healer?!
25:41 <Spaceshot> that reminds me, I need to get stuff ready for tomorrows shadowrun game
25:44 <mort-> Again,
25:44 <Spaceshot> gonna be a long one
25:46 <mort-> Lol
26:00 <mort-> If 3 we get a heal bot
26:26 <Avatar> maybe one of you should roll a healer
27:13 <Avatar> it's funny that between the 4 of you, none of you have a character that can be even a backup healer
27:23 <Mekkis> which four?
27:32 <Avatar> mort, hydrazine, tashes, phly
28:49 <mort-> Yeah
29:05 <Spaceshot> they have infernal healing wands and potions XD
29:10 <mort-> No way I'm not doing a divine caster
29:15 <mort-> Shaddap
29:28 <Mekkis> mort-, you're playing a ranger
29:32 <Mekkis> that's a divine caster!
29:36 <mort-> KK
29:43 <mort-> I have no spells yet
29:46 <Avatar> are you rolling a ranger
29:58 <Spaceshot> grull is a ranger
30:00 <mort-> Besides if i fk up and lose my spells
30:01 <mort-> Yeah
30:10 <mort->  I already am one
30:10 <Avatar> that's funny
30:19 <Mekkis> mort-, it takes a special breed of stupidity to lose divine spells
30:20 <Avatar> so you have 4 characters and not one higher than 3rd level
30:26 <Mekkis> mort's 4th
30:31 <mort-> Mort is 4
30:38 <Avatar> saved
30:40 <mort-> Anyway
30:44 <Mekkis> and on the weekend of the 25th, we're going to push her to 5th
30:48 <mort-> We will.
30:51 <mort-> Uh.
30:58 <Spaceshot> especially to lose ranger spells
31:08 <Mekkis> then on the 1st we're bullying Brunius to run Sniper in the Deep
31:09 <Spaceshot> which are a lot harder to lose than druid/cleric/paladin spells
31:12 <mort-> If there are no healers
31:14 <mort-> Ill use khaz i think
31:16 <Mekkis> you'll be here for that, Avatar, right?
31:20 <mort-> Yeah
31:27 <Avatar> yeah 
31:31 <mort-> And if he gets irritated enough
31:32 <Avatar> when did he play sniper in the deep
31:36 <mort-> He will umd
31:36 <Mekkis> he didn't
31:38 <Mekkis> it's a 5-9
31:40 <Spaceshot> heh
31:42 <Avatar> oh
31:45 <Avatar> so he doesn't know about it yet
31:53 <Avatar> he won't run it man
32:01 <Avatar> and it's stupid to bully him into it
32:23 <Mekkis> Brunius has agreed to it!
32:41 <mort-> Well he signed the contract ^^
32:42 <Mekkis> he's known about it for some time now
32:49 <Spaceshot> heh
32:53 <Avatar> when 
32:56 <Avatar> I'll check the logs for that one
32:56 <Spaceshot> I should probably try and get ava to 4 or 5
32:57 <Spaceshot> :P
33:01 <Mekkis> at least a few weeks
33:02 <mort-> This afternoon
33:09 <mort-> I saw him say yes
33:14 <Mekkis> but he agreed to run Sniper In the deep this afternoon
33:46 <mort-> And mek said myz would teach mort to break the scenario
33:48 <mort-> Anyway.
33:57 <Avatar> looks like he did
33:58 <mort-> Yes I'm not running a healer
34:16 <Mekkis> I said that Mytiazair would teach Mort what the dark side is, and why to avoid it
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34:20 <Mekkis> COMPLETELY different!
34:21 <Avatar> what character do you plan on using for it
34:27 <Mekkis> me?
34:29 <Spaceshot> we tried to break RPT, but there was a built in failsafe
34:31 <Mekkis> Mytiazair!
34:31 <Avatar> yeah you
34:42 <Avatar> we didn't try to break RPT
34:45 <Mekkis> he's 9.1 at the moment!
34:53 <Spaceshot> says the guy using +51 to bluff
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35:09 <Avatar> that wasn't breaking it
35:14 <Spaceshot> it would of
35:19 <Avatar> no it wouldn't
35:22 <Mekkis> +51 to bluff isn't breaking it
35:23 <Avatar> not even for what we tried to do with it
35:23 <Spaceshot> lies
35:29 <Mekkis> but +21 to diplomacy IS?
35:33 <Avatar> we tried getting a spell cast for free
35:40 <Spaceshot> what? not then
35:41 <Avatar> instead of paying a very small amount of money
35:43 <Spaceshot> I mean the first time you used it
35:48 <Avatar> that's how we tried to "break" it
36:00 <Spaceshot> remember on saturday?
36:13 <Avatar> you'll have to pm me that one
36:27 <Mekkis> Bluff
36:27 <Mekkis>   You can implant a nonmagical suggestion in a target,
36:27 <Mekkis>   display a false alignment, or disguise your surface
36:27 <Mekkis>   thoughts.
36:27 <Mekkis>                                                          Sense Motive
36:27 <Mekkis>    Example Circumstance                                      Modifier
36:27 <Mekkis>    Instill suggestion in target                                  +50
36:27 <Mekkis>    “I’ll bet you could use a cooling swim. A dip in that
36:27 <Mekkis>   pool of acid would be refreshing.”
36:51 <mort-> Lol bluff
37:00 <mort-> No way!
37:03 <Mekkis> Task                      DC
37:03 <Mekkis> Display false alignment   70
37:03 <Mekkis> Disguise surface thoughts 100
37:50 <mort-> Now mort is innocent
37:53 <Avatar> what's that from
37:59 <Mekkis> where do you think?
38:02 <mort-> I don't want her corrupted geddit?
38:10 <Avatar> no idea
38:14 <Mekkis> ELH
38:21 <Avatar> what is ELH
38:27 <Mekkis> Epic Level Handbook
38:38 <Avatar> for pathfinder?
38:52 <Mekkis> no
39:04 <Mekkis> version 3.5 of the world's most popular roleplaying game
40:00 <Mekkis> heh
40:02 <Mekkis> Handle Animal
40:30 <Mekkis> DC172: Train the Tarrasque in 1 minute
40:56 <Spaceshot> haha
41:16 <Spaceshot> I'd be surprised to see someone hitting that DC
41:22 <Spaceshot> who still cares about tarrasques
41:31 <Mekkis> Ghandi's defeated one
41:57 <Spaceshot> yes, but I doubt he can hit a DC of 172 can he
42:03 <Mekkis> no
42:08 <Mekkis> of course, he isn't built for it
43:18 <Avatar> what's the UMD on a 3rd level spell of a class you don't have
43:27 <Mekkis> scroll or wand?
43:35 <Avatar> both
43:39 <Mekkis> wand is 20
43:47 <Mekkis> scroll is 30, I think
43:50 <Mekkis> could be 25
44:08 <Spaceshot> don't you require the proper stat for a scroll?
44:12 <Mekkis> yeah
44:17 <Avatar> scroll is normally 20+caster level
44:20 <Spaceshot> isn't it +2 to the roll per stat point you require
44:26 <Avatar> but is that to emulate another class
44:32 <Mekkis> so if you don't have the stat, you need to make another DC18 UMD check
44:46 <Mekkis> to emulate the stat
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44:57 <Avatar> disregard the stat
45:01 <Mekkis> and then a DC25 UMD check to cast the spell
45:19 <Avatar> I might shove some UMD onto Snickers and carry some glibness scrolls
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45:47 <mort-> There were a few occasions where I agreed not to use a particular tactic anymore because it trivialized an encounter - for example, the boss fight at level 9 where I polymorphed the Rogue into a 9-headed Hydra and cast Invisibility on him. He made his 9 +5d6 sneak attacks and turned the boss monster into a fine red mist before it had a chance to act
46:14 <Mekkis> we did that once
46:17 <mort-> Gosh
46:18 <mort-> But don't umd
46:33 <mort-> Something your base stat doesn't allow
46:37 <Avatar> 3rd level scrolls are a bit expensive though
46:48 <mort-> It jusp gives me a head ache
46:52 <Avatar> Snickers has plenty of charisma
46:56 <mort-> Because the second roll
46:56 <Mekkis> Brunius had fun with his Scrolls of Holy Sword
47:12 <mort-> You make has -15 to your umd skill
47:12 <Avatar> or actually maybe not quite enough
47:20 <Spaceshot> are you buying a sorc scroll, a bard scroll or a paladin scroll?
47:30 <mort-> So its actually very very hard
47:32 <Avatar> a bard scroll
47:34 <Mekkis> glibness is bard only, right?
47:34 <Spaceshot> ahh
47:36 <Avatar> I'm talking about glibness
47:38 <Avatar> yeah
47:41 <Mekkis> get a potion
47:47 <Spaceshot> mmm
47:55 <Mekkis> people don't make spellcraft checks on potions you drink
47:56 <Avatar> twice the price
48:01 <Spaceshot> scrolls are only used if you want to cast it on someone else, or a group
48:01 <Avatar> of a 3rd level spell !
48:01 <mort-> I don't think ill be using divine spells
48:20 <mort-> Not till balaar comes along
48:31 <mort-> A wand of bless might come in handy
48:37 <Avatar> who or what is balaar
49:00 <mort-> The problem is i don't know how to spell combat and use a different wand at the same time
49:17 <mort-> Future imp familiar for khaz
49:26 <mort-> Already thought of his name
49:49 <mort-> I don't think you can keep switching wands as you spell combat
49:56 <mort-> You are stuck with one wand
50:30 <mort-> One thing i dislike about pots is that if you give someone an aoo on your pot
50:37 <mort-> They can choose to break it
50:43 <Mekkis> you're not drinking Glibness in combat
51:28 <mort-> Yeah
51:42 <mort-> But its hard to umd something you don't have the stat in
51:44 <mort-> Anyway
52:21 <mort-> Unless your umd is like +26 or something crazy
54:50 <Mekkis> then it becomes AMD
55:21 <mort-> Yeah but i won't get something like that
55:34 <mort-> I dumped my cha
55:55 <Mekkis> then you get a staff
56:04 <mort-> Probably any bard / summoner could put me to shame
56:14 <mort-> I'm not fighting with that stick.
56:16 <Mekkis> don't encourage them
56:24 <mort-> Why not?
56:36 <mort-> Mort will umd because it is so fun!
56:41 <Mekkis> I shudder to see the fallout
56:49 <mort-> And she likes sparkly things!
56:54 <mort-> What's wrong
57:06 <mort-> I'm not going to get a scroll failure
57:33 <mort-> Khaz will umd because he must. As a result of always not having a healer around.
57:41 <mort-> He has really bad luck :(
03:08 <mort-> Btw if I'm getting a staff. Can i customize the spells on it?
03:19 <Mekkis> no
03:22 <mort-> I want heroism. Bless. Freedom of movement. Deathward. 
03:28 <mort-> Divine favor
03:31 <mort-> Lol
03:32 <Mekkis> I wand fireball
03:34 <mort-> Long list
03:39 <Mekkis> want*
03:40 <mort-> Protection from evil.
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03:49 <Mekkis> mort-, you're doing it wrong
03:54 <Mekkis> phantasmal killer!
03:55 <mort-> Why?
04:01 <mort-> No!
04:03 <Mekkis> say you have +25 to UMD
04:22 <mort-> Why would i need 25 umd
04:26 <mort-> To use phatasmal killer
04:46 <mort-> The spell is on my list ffs
04:46 <mort-> Lol
04:47 <Mekkis> ok
04:52 <Mekkis> say you have +35 to UMD then
05:35 <Mekkis> so, you start with Emulating an int of 22
05:40 <Mekkis> (UMD DC37)
05:42 <mort-> Ok
06:02 <mort-> It won't happen though but..?
06:12 <Mekkis> then you use the staff, emulating a CL of 17
06:17 <Mekkis> (UMD DC37)
06:23 <mort-> Lol
06:24 <mort-> K
06:32 <mort-> But if you have spell
06:37 <mort-> You can't umd?
06:39 <Mekkis> suddenly you're casting a DC20 Phantasmal Killer with a CL of 17
06:54 <mort-> Can you?
07:07 <Mekkis> that's why it's called "Abuse Magic Device"
07:13 <mort-> I think the best ill get of my umd is around 11?
07:22 * mort- shrugs
07:35 <mort-> I would never have wanted to pick it up
07:45 <mort-> Except i keep landing without healers :(
08:08 <Mekkis> the picture of that wand-user on p109 of the core rulebook doesn't look like an act of using a magic device
08:09 <mort-> 35 to umd first you need decent cha
08:20 <Mekkis> hnn
08:23 <mort-> So?
08:29 <Mekkis> what?
08:34 <mort-> Then you need skill focus
08:44 <mort-> Magical appitude
08:45 <Mekkis> a second level synthesist can get to +21 without much trouble
08:58 <Mekkis> add in skill focus for 24
09:02 <mort-> I'm not a synthesis
09:06 <Mekkis> magical aptitude for 26
09:17 <mort-> I'm just a magus trying to make his way in the world
09:21 <mort-> Without a healer
09:26 <mort-> Bah.
09:34 <mort-> Mort is really so luck
09:34 <Spaceshot> find a healer
09:36 <mort-> Lucky
09:42 <mort-> None to be found. 
09:48 <Spaceshot> harsh
09:54 <mort-> You don't complain about it. Just soldier on
11:27 <Mekkis> it all goes according to plan, one won't be needed, mort- 
11:37 <mort-> Yeah
11:44 <mort-> But there are traps
11:57 <mort-> And happily charging magi :d
11:59 <mort-> Lol
12:01 <Mekkis> don't worry about traps
12:03 <Mekkis> or magi
12:07 <Mekkis> there won't be magi anyway
12:18 <mort-> I was the one charging nub :p
12:30 <mort-> That was Epic stupid i guess :p
12:46 <mort-> Oi unseen archer out there...
13:00 <mort-> next thing = charge!
13:06 <mort-> Lol
13:38 <mort-> But based on all knowledge i had then. Can't say i did the wrong thing
17:57 <mort-> Only other thing i could have done maybe is to obscuring mist
18:08 <mort-> But we still would have to get over the bridge
18:10 <mort-> Eventually
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27:09 <Mekkis> mort-, one day you'll be a citizen too!
27:23 <mort-> Citizen where?
27:38 <Mekkis> of Greater Qadira
28:09 <mort-> Uh huh.
28:33 <mort-> You have me trussed up like a chicken
28:38 <mort-> In your caravan
28:52 <mort-> Not exactly my idea of seeing the world
29:03 <mort-> But I'm not trying to sneak away
29:24 <mort-> Mainly because of that mark of justice
29:49 <mort-> And the fact you probably stripped me of my heal stick as well :(
37:57 <Mekkis> perhaps you should cooperate more
38:18 <Mekkis> I shall proceed to make a diplomacy check each day
38:40 <Mekkis> !throw 1d20+16
38:41 <diebot> Mekkis, 1d20+16: [1d20=9] 25
38:50 <Mekkis> will save?
41:11 <mort-> Bastard
41:19 <mort-> You sure know my weak points
41:33 <mort-> !throw 1d20+2 will
41:33 <diebot> mort-, will: [1d20=5] 7
41:43 <Mekkis> next day
41:44 <mort-> Lol
41:46 <Mekkis> !throw 1d20+16
41:47 <diebot> Mekkis, 1d20+16: [1d20=9] 25
41:53 <mort-> +1 hp?
41:57 <Mekkis> yep
42:11 <mort-> !throw 1d20+2 will
42:11 <diebot> mort-, will: [1d20=20] 22
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42:19 <Mekkis> damn
42:29 <mort-> Well that's about the best i can manage
42:30 <Mekkis> I'll need to do it for another seven days
42:36 <mort-> Lol
42:57 <mort-> Never mind I'm still too new
43:01 <Mekkis> after seven consecutive failed saves, your alignment shifts towards LG :)
43:13 <mort-> You serious?
43:14 <mort-> God
43:21 <mort-> But what's considered fail
43:34 <mort-> Because you have a +16 to dip
43:37 <Mekkis> rolling less than the diplomacy check result
43:45 <Mekkis> or not rolling a nat 20
43:45 <mort-> I can't hope to beat that
43:52 <mort-> God
44:05 <mort-> There is no way anyone can
44:19 <Mekkis> :)
44:32 <mort-> Agreed i can't diplo my way out of this
44:48 <mort-> And no lawful good will so screw me up
44:56 <mort-> I need to be neutral
45:45 <mort-> Probably better off dead. Uh i could have resisted stabilize and lay hands?
45:47 <Mekkis> you'll just need to find a new outlook on life
45:50 <mort-> Possibly?
46:07 <mort-> No. I need to adventure with healers lol
46:19 <mort-> And none of all this would have happened ^^
47:04 <Mekkis> http://dndwiki.com/wiki/Drop_Dead_%283.5e_Feat%29
47:12 <mort-> Yep on hind sight should have resisted stabilize and lh
48:04 <mort-> Its an April fools article
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56:41 <mort-> Undead don't receive a saving throw
56:48 <mort-> But if you are living?
56:51 <mort-> Can you?
58:05 <Avatar> you can always resist anything
58:27 <mort-> Lol
58:30 <mort-> Hindsight
58:46 <mort-> Should have resisted stabilize and lh
58:59 <mort-> Better off dead then getting preached :p
59:16 <mort-> But turning anything good is very bad for khaz
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