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28:02 <Mort-> Hello all
28:51 <Tashes> happy st patties day mort!
31:19 <Avatar> :o)
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38:18 <Mort-> Haha!
38:35 <Mort-> I just got back from the wedding
41:51 <Mort-> Valdars.net/mort
41:52 <Mort-> Img206
42:02 <Mort-> :d
42:14 * Mort- fluffs
54:25 <Avatar> Uptime: 3wks 6days 23hrs 5mins 8secs
06:40 <Tashes> N'aww! Mort wears dresses!
07:56 <Avatar> haha
08:07 <Tashes> http://www.azuzephre.net/azuzephre.net/The_Pon%26Zi_Collection.html#12
13:27 <Tashes> what's another word for multicultural?
13:27 <Mort-> Right
13:31 <Mort-> Time to pass out
13:40 <Tashes> lol, too many big words for mort
13:42 <Avatar> big day tomorrow
14:19 <Mort-> No I'm tired
14:35 <Mort-> Woketat 6am
14:39 <Mort-> Now its midnight
14:43 <Avatar> Tashes: continental
14:57 <Avatar> and pathfinder tomorrow !
15:11 <Tashes> talking about a uni that has campuses in aus, singapore and china, adn the largest aboriginal attendance of any. 
15:12 <Avatar> a little under 10 hours
15:23 <Avatar> intercontinental
15:39 <Tashes> ty
16:16 <Avatar> don't thank me, thank thesaurus.com
16:56 <Mort-> Agrees
17:38 <Mort-> Mort will be oit timorrow i think
17:53 <Mort-> But i feel more khaz actually
18:06 <Mort-> Mek will.kick my bum :p
18:20 <Mort-> K sleepz
18:22 <Avatar> we might be able to play tier 4-5 if phly doesn't end up showing
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18:27 <Avatar> ok bye
18:31 <Tashes> Lol.
18:43 <Tashes> i wont' be there. Work and a birthday. And assignments due wed.
18:50 <Avatar> peter combe
19:09 <Tashes> Yup. I'm taking my mate for his birthday
19:12 <Tashes> gonna be awsum
19:34 <Avatar> I don't know why everyone raves about him 
19:36 <Tashes> was accepted to this course this week. got an email to say 'by the way you fail cos you didnt hand in first assessment'. 
19:37 <Tashes> fuck you tafe. 
19:46 <Avatar> cuz we're adults now and he was so kool when we were kids
19:53 <Tashes> he's kewl for adults too!
20:00 <Tashes> so much euphemism in his songs. 
20:11 <Avatar> he is OK
20:16 <Tashes> more than that in his stage performance tho
20:16 <Avatar> I wouldn't go out to see him 
20:34 <Tashes> i got free tickets and free drinks
20:45 <Avatar> hey, if you're paying, I'm going
20:47 <Tashes> cos of how much i've been working
21:11 <Avatar> speaking of going, I'm about to go to sleep as well
21:18 <Avatar> k sleepz
21:24 <Avatar> seeya on the flipside laterzzzz Quits: Avatar
21:31 <Tashes> night
33:07 Mekkis sets mode -i Mekkis
33:07 Mekkis sets mode -r Mekkis
33:07 Mekkis sets mode -w Mekkis
33:07 Mekkis sets mode -x Mekkis
33:10 Mekkis sets mode +w Mekkis
33:10 Mekkis sets mode +i Mekkis
33:10 Mekkis sets mode +R Mekkis
33:10 waia.wa.au.austnet.org sets mode +x Mekkis
33:24 Topic for #d&d is: PFS: Sat 11am (Mekkis, new game) / Sun 1pm (Ballig, new game) | CoTE: TBA || All times are AEDT (UTC+11:00) | D&D and Pathfinder Online http://dnd.ballig.net
33:24 Topic for #d&d set by Avatar at Mon Mar 12 13:14:06 2012
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00:44 <Jerus> IDENTIFY
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34:12 <Jerus> morning tris
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10:00 <Mort-> Urgh?
10:13 <Mort-> Why as jerus hydra
10:18 <Ballig> whyyyyyyy
10:25 * Mort- groans
10:47 <Mort-> I feel distinctively off form
11:12 <Mort-> Btw valdars.net/mort
11:16 <Mort-> Img206
11:42 <Mekkis> http://dndwiki.com/wiki/Races_of_War_(3.5e_Sourcebook)/Warriors_with_Style#Amnesia
15:05 <Mort-> Lol i want horde breaker
15:26 <Mort-> I have this fetish for Making people run lately
20:19 * Mort- nibbles jerus
21:36 <Jerus> huh?
21:37 <Jerus> oh.
21:40 Jerus is now known as Hydrazine
21:55 <Hydrazine> Because I was setting up adjusted save commands and forgot to switch back.
23:15 <Mort-> Lol
23:27 <Mort-> I thought something was going on
23:35 <Mort-> Anyway cookies. More cookies.
23:42 <Mort-> Ok so I'm feeling off colour
23:43 <Hydrazine> Nah. Nothing's going on.
23:51 <Mort-> And mekkis!
23:55 <Hydrazine> Unless you think big khaz vs big jerus should go down.
23:59 <Mekkis> n
23:59 <Mort-> None of them suit khaz
24:04 <Hydrazine> Off color? What color is a lemur supposed to be?
24:06 <Mort-> Not entirely sure
24:10 <Mort-> Its called
24:13 <Mort-> Party too much
24:22 <Hydrazine> I think its called drink too much.
24:28 <Mort-> I have a back story
24:35 <Hydrazine> Been hitting the champagne pretty hard?
24:39 <Mort-> And I'm not a feking
24:46 <Mort-> Not sure what i hit
24:58 <Mort-> At least I'm typing straigt
25:07 <Mort-> Which means it shouldn't be too bad
25:07 <Hydrazine> Drink some coffee. Then some water.
25:30 <Mort-> No.
25:33 <Hydrazine> Caffeine helps with headaches. And water because you're most likely dehydrated.
25:35 <Mort-> No coffee
25:47 <Mort-> Water yes. Time to haul myself out of bed
25:55 * Mort- groans
26:07 <Hydrazine> You know what 7 years in the military taught me?
26:13 <Hydrazine> How to deal with drunks and hangovers.
26:23 <Hydrazine> Should put that shit on my resume.
26:26 <Mort-> I see. But. The bed is comfy.
26:42 <Mort-> Ok. Make a will save to get out of bed
26:44 <Mort-> Lol
26:46 <Hydrazine> Fort.
28:06 <Mort-> Bleh
28:11 <Mort-> I bumped into the chair
28:23 <Mort-> And stubbed my toe in the process
32:38 <Mort-> Eta 1.5h. Try to get in a more reasonable frame of mind
32:42 <Mort-> Before that haremp
32:47 <Mort-> Happens
42:08 <Avatar> zzzz
48:11 <Mort-> Btw to all tank types out there
48:22 <Mort-> Do you guys ever think of writing a will? :p
48:22 <Mekkis> what's a tank type?
48:37 <Mort-> Anyone who likes engaging in a melody
48:39 <Mekkis> I find your generalisations irritating
48:40 <Mort-> Melee
48:46 <Mort-> Ah k
48:59 <Mort-> Anyone ever thought of writing a will yet? :p
49:08 <Avatar> yeah
49:09 <Mekkis> There are no wills
49:14 <Mekkis> There are only contracts
49:17 <Avatar> but I have no stuff
49:22 <Mort-> Hm
49:49 <Mort-> Can you tell people what you would want should anything happen to you?
49:50 <Mort-> Gpm
49:52 <Mort-> Hm
50:02 <Mekkis> most of my characters have
50:41 <Mort-> I would like to be buried in my weapons and armor. Bear my body back to my clan in qadira
50:43 <Mort-> Lol
50:45 <Mort-> Thanks
50:54 <Mort-> Should anything happen.
51:02 <Mort-> But that's a morose topic
51:07 <Mekkis> then the Pathfinder Society will loot it
51:26 <Mort-> Argh
51:30 <Mort-> that's irritating
52:48 <Mekkis> aren't you glad you've signed up!
53:26 <Hydrazine> rofl.
55:03 <Mort-> Khaz didn't
55:08 <Mort-> Mort did
55:47 <Mort-> Anyway
55:51 <Mekkis> Mort- signed up to loot Khaz's grave?
55:58 <Mort-> No!
56:23 <Mort-> Khaz would like to be buried in his weapons and armor
56:32 <Mort-> Back in qadira
56:57 <Mort-> Mort would chip in for party rez
57:22 <Mort-> Mort wouldn't be too happy looting random graves
57:31 <Mort-> Except while on pfs missions
57:46 <Mort-> Anyway
57:50 <Mort-> More can't traps
58:04 <Mort-> How does a lack of trap sense and trap finding penalize you
58:14 <Mort-> Can't any class take disable device?
58:29 <Avatar> yeah but not to disable traps
58:40 <Avatar> you can disable machinery with it, for example
58:53 <Mort-> And assuming there is this perceptive monk in the party. Can he point out the traps so you can disable it?
59:04 <Mort-> If you do not have trap sense
59:05 <Ballig> I think you can disable low-complexity traps
59:11 <Ballig> unless I'm confusing Pathfinder with 3.5
59:15 <Mort-> No use disabling?
59:21 <Avatar> I don't remember the exact rule
59:26 <Ballig> at least in 3.5 you can't disable traps with a DC over a certain number unless you have the trapfinding class ability
59:49 <Mort-> So no trap finding and trap sense
59:59 <Mort-> Means you can forget about disable device
00:12 <Avatar> it still has its uses
00:17 <Ballig> you can unlock doors with it
00:41 <Avatar> somehow I always forget to buy a scroll of knock
00:44 <Mort-> If its locks#
00:56 <Ballig> Restriction: Characters with the trapf inding ability (like 
00:56 <Ballig> rogues) can disarm magic traps. A magic trap generally has 
00:56 <Ballig> a DC of 25 + the level of the spell used to create it.
00:57 <Mort-> Get a wand of knock
01:09 <Mort-> Othewise
01:22 <Mort-> Jerus has the "key"
01:23 <Avatar> you don't need a wand of knock
01:35 <Mort-> Its an awfully big key too
01:40 <Avatar> you need to use a wand at least 30 times to make it worth it, and knock is a 2nd level spell
01:53 <Ballig> a wand of knock would cost a shitload
01:58 <Ballig> even a scroll isn't that worth it
02:02 <Mort-> Then you ask the fighter to "open" the door
02:06 <Ballig> there's almost always a way through a lock that shouldn't cost you 150 gold
02:36 <Mort-> 2 handed fighters usually can do a pretty decent job at it
02:45 <Mort-> "Opening" doors
04:21 <Mekkis> Avatar, have you /read/ knock?
04:34 <Avatar> yeah
04:35 <Mort-> It means there is no point to get a non rogue character to try to disable tough traps
04:36 <Avatar> it opens locks
04:40 <Mekkis> no
05:00 <Mekkis> it gives you a caster level check against the DC of the lock
05:16 <Avatar> what is the DC of a lock
05:18 <Mort-> Locks are 20?
05:24 <Mort-> Simple ones
05:25 <Mekkis> for a simple lock
05:31 <Avatar> ahhh
05:37 <Avatar> was that changed in pathfinder
05:40 <Mekkis> yes
05:42 <Avatar> I remember it being broken
05:47 <Mekkis> it was never broken
05:49 <Avatar> well done again paizo
05:49 <Mort-> I'm suggesting just take a big hammer
05:55 <Mort-> Batter the door down
06:04 <Mekkis> you don't put a locked door in front of something you don't want the PCs to find
06:07 <Mort-> No lock ^^
06:26 <Mort-> I say you just smash the door to bits
06:54 <Mort-> Hydra failed to push the door open in fs1
07:06 <Avatar> yeah in 3.5 it was broken
07:13 <Avatar> there was no caster level check
07:14 <Mort-> He bashed it in.
07:17 <Mort-> Ah
07:18 <Avatar> it just opened everything
07:18 <Mekkis> you have a strange concept of "broken"
07:34 <Avatar> it invalidated a rogue opening it with open lock
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07:48 <Mort-> Hi tristen!
08:10 <Mekkis> what do you mean, invalidated?
08:24 <Mekkis> it uses a second-level slot
08:26 <Avatar> open lock was completely redundant if you had a scroll of knock
08:39 <Mort-> Dude. Most parties here may not run a single rogue
08:41 <tristen> hullo!
08:46 <Avatar> sup tristen
08:49 <Mekkis> then you'll be glad to know that skeleton keys are available in Pathfinder
08:58 <Mort-> Screw it. Lets just bash the door down
09:10 <Mekkis> Avatar's just pissy because his rogue in WLD was rendered ineffective
09:11 <Avatar> yeah I remember seeing skeleton keys
09:14 <Avatar> how much do those go for
09:15 <Mort-> Oooh shiny! -mort
09:20 <Avatar> I'm not pissy :P
09:24 <Mort-> 150 gp?
09:28 <Avatar> I was the guy with the scroll of knock
09:46 <Avatar> I LIKED Reece
09:49 <Mort-> That might be useful - khaz
09:50 <Avatar> and his ring of invisibility
10:01 <Mort-> Did think about it
10:58 <Mort-> Ok shadows last stand today
11:14 <Mort-> I can't get either of my characters
11:25 <Avatar> what do you mean you can't get them
11:25 <Mort-> To pick up skeleton keys though
11:28 <Mekkis> what do you mean?
11:31 <Mort-> Why would wwd get locked up
11:31 <Avatar> why not
11:39 <Mort-> Rp reasons
11:47 <Mort-> Why should i carry a key :p
11:52 <Avatar> no problem mort
11:55 <Avatar> my characters are all happy to
12:12 <Mort-> But we are not. Mort and khaz
12:28 <Mort-> Mort doesn't believe anyone will lock her up
12:45 <Mort-> Khaz thinks perhaps just bash the door down
13:23 <Mort-> If its ropes try to strength check it.
13:54 <Avatar> what tier should we play if phly doesn't show
14:02 <Avatar> I'm thinking 4-5
14:02 <Mekkis> 3-4
14:08 <Avatar> is it 3-4
14:12 <Mekkis> it's a 1-7
14:17 <Mort-> Yeah
14:19 <Hydrazine> Whos in today?
14:19 <Mekkis> you should play it at 6-7
14:19 <Avatar> no question then
14:24 <Mekkis> there's a lot of gold there!
14:35 <Avatar> probably a lot of death :P
14:43 <Mort-> Can mort play with phly?
14:49 <Mort-> He is 1
14:57 <Mort-> She is 4
15:11 <Ballig> the subtiers are 1-2, 3-4 or 6-7
15:21 <Mort-> Probably mort will come out today
15:28 <Mort-> I think 3-4
15:38 <Ballig> and mort can play with phly, it's just a matter of what subtier you choose
15:48 <Mort-> Hydra. I vote not to uptier this one
15:53 <Mort-> 3-4
15:54 <Hydrazine> Hm?
15:56 <Ballig> you can play outside your subtier, if you want to risk a higher subtier or are willing to accept lower rewards for a lower subtier
16:03 <Avatar> phly is definitely coming, he says
16:10 <Avatar> he's only got a 1
16:18 <Mort-> Play at 3-4
16:20 <Ballig> great opportunity for him to uptier
16:24 <Mort-> Hydra
16:25 <Hydrazine> Wheres preebits? That guy's funny.
16:32 <Mort-> Lend him a reach weapon
16:40 <Hydrazine> i'll probably have 3 soon.
16:40 <Avatar> he's always on skype
16:44 <Mort-> Make sure he uses it
16:56 <Mort-> Ill get mort a long spear
17:03 <Avatar> I'd chase him but I am worried he will take off again
17:08 <Mort-> K
17:14 <Avatar> I mean I tried to chase him for weeks for first steps 3
17:50 <Mort-> Phly in game we need to make sure he stays out of trouble
17:54 <Mort-> Reach weapon.
18:12 <Mekkis> mort can't use a longspear!
18:25 <Mort-> Simple weapon?
18:39 <Mort-> Doesn't everyone have simple weapon proficiency?
18:56 <Mekkis> no
19:01 <Mekkis> wizards and druids don't
19:04 <Mort-> Ill check
19:30 <Mort-> K
19:39 <Mort-> I always have my bow
20:47 <Mekkis> As written, a Wizard can learn a spell from any spellbook page or scroll she has deciphered. Deciphering a page or scroll is a spellcraft check that, among other things, tells you whether it is arcane or divine. That means that under the rules as written, a Wizard can take Cleric Scrolls and copy them into her spellbook and then they become Wizard spells of the same level. 
21:18 <Mort-> Its not meant to be that way
21:20 <Mekkis> I brought that up with Buhlman in 2009
21:21 <Mort-> Its too powerful
21:26 <Mekkis> he didn't say it wasn't the case
21:37 <Mort-> Are you serious?
21:43 <Mort-> I'm going to sprout clw
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21:49 <Mort-> Bless
21:56 <Mort-> Hi phly
22:03 <Phly> Hey y'all 
22:08 <Mort-> You won't see khaz today
22:25 <Mort-> We will play in subtier 3-4
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22:46 <Phly> What does that mean?
22:49 <Hydrazine> Yo.
22:58 <Mort-> I'm bringing my wizard
23:13 <Mort-> I think our dps won't be that good today
23:21 <Mort-> Phly. Be warned
23:49 * Phly shivers
23:58 <Mort-> Suggestion. Borrow a reach weapon from jerus once in game
24:04 <Mort-> Hit from far
24:32 <Mort-> Your hp is  bit low. Let hydra do the fighting
24:41 <Phly> Good idea, hopefully by the end of the game I'll be able to buy my own
25:03 <Mort-> Barbs arent supposed to really need them
25:15 <Mort-> I can help either of you on your respective ranges
25:28 <Mort-> Mort really is a support type
25:35 <Mort-> She can't harm shit
25:40 <Hydrazine> Nothing wrong with that.
25:45 <Hydrazine> Zirul doesn't hurt shit either.
25:45 <Mort-> Yeah
25:47 <Hydrazine> Hes still awesome.
25:59 <Mort-> He helps everyone harm shit
26:05 <Hydrazine> So does Mort.
26:07 <Phly> Buff bitch
26:15 <Mort-> Different ways
26:32 * Hydrazine has flashbacks of the large Jerus slaughterfest.
26:34 <Mort-> And yes i can do some pretty nasty stuff if i put my mind to it
26:58 <Mort-> Ask the captain in btd2
27:02 <Hydrazine> those dice and that range.
27:04 <Hydrazine> Wow.
27:11 <Mort-> He had a bad magic missile day
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28:33 <Mort-> Remind me to get more enlarge person scrolls now
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29:06 <Mort-> Yeah
29:10 <Mort-> More enlarge person
29:30 <Phly> So what time does the game start?
29:37 <Mort-> 30 min
29:45 <Mort-> Better get my battle gear ready
29:58 <Mort-> I wonder how khaz would do
30:03 <Mort-> But nevermind
30:09 <Hydrazine> Whose running this one anyway?
30:12 <Phly> Okay I have something's to sort out be back in 15
30:17 <Mort-> Ballig
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30:34 <Mort-> Khaz will have same problem as phly
30:43 <Mort-> Worse still he can't use reach weapons
30:54 <Ballig> okay
31:12 <Mort-> Again the player in question is a little more experienced
31:54 <Mort-> The problem with enlarge person
32:04 <Mort-> Is if we are stuck in narrow corridors
32:37 <Hydrazine> unless its smaller than 5ft squares, it isn't really a big deal.
32:47 <Mort-> 10 ft?
32:54 <Mort-> I can only enlarge one of you
32:56 <Mort-> For that
33:40 <Mort-> Probably better you go in front
33:45 <Mort-> Your polearm
34:18 <Mort-> But when it comes to enlargements khaz can do that trick easy too lol
34:31 <Mort-> Its the glitterdust and crowd control he can't
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37:41 <Mekkis> Die, bot
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38:04 <Mort> ur evil mek
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38:06 <Mort> u just killed a bot :D
38:15 <Mort> k
38:17 <Mort> pack in the enlarge person
38:38 <Mekkis> !define test: This is one line \\ This should be on another line \\ And this should be on a third line
38:39 <diebot> Mekkis, This is one line \\ This should be on another line \\ And this should be on a third line defined as ??test
38:42 <Mekkis> ??test
39:38 <Mekkis> :(
39:47 <Avatar> haha bad luck
39:49 <Mort> How many scrolls of enlarge person
39:50 <Mort> should I bring?
39:53 <Mekkis> what?
39:55 <Mort> avatar who you bringing
39:59 <Avatar> 2 is probably safe
40:02 <Mort> I already have 2
40:04 <Mort> I always have 2
40:05 <Avatar> tier 3-4? snickers
40:07 <Mort> k
40:21 <Mort> is there any use enlarging an archer?
40:21 <Mekkis> Die, bot
40:22 <Avatar> Mekkis: as in bad luck that didn't work
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40:24 * Mort ponders
40:31 <Mort> I think Ill bring more
40:36 <Mekkis> what does luck have to do with it?
40:36 <Mort> if I dont use them its for another senario
40:38 <Hydrazine> I don't think its quite as big an impact.
40:47 <Hydrazine> I mean, they get the extra damage dice, but thats pretty much it.
40:48 <Mort> thats out of curiousity
40:50 <Mekkis> there's no use enlarging an archer
40:55 <Hydrazine> I think they lose attack out if it.
40:57 <Mort> yeah
40:59 <Mort> -2 dex
41:00 <Mekkis> the arrows get smaller as soon as they leave the bow
41:06 <Hydrazine> Ahh. Thats right.
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41:09 <Mort> I also heard the dervish magus types also hate being enlarged
41:14 <Mort> they acutally ENJOY getting reduced
41:23 <Mort> well each to their own
41:24 <Hydrazine> Thats not what she said..
41:26 <Avatar> what classes are we bringing
41:31 <Mort> wizard (mort)
41:35 <Mort> barbarian (phyl)
41:40 <Mort> Jerus (fighter - polearm)
41:48 <Mort> Oskar (Fighter range specialist)
41:59 <Mort> I might need to keep phyl enlarged
42:01 <Mort> for his safety
42:08 <Avatar> the fighters really should be buying their own enlarge person scrolls
42:13 <Avatar> and giving them to you
42:20 <Avatar> or me, apparently
42:21 <Mort> anything
42:23 <Mort> for the team
42:25 <Mort> as always. 
42:43 <Avatar> it's good to have a few spare in case they don't
42:50 <Mort> I am always the one with the scrolls
42:53 <Mort> Im the packrat remmeber?
42:58 <Mort> I also had a little talk with hydra
43:02 <Mort> over see invis costs on khaz
43:05 <Avatar> can you buy my scrolls as well
43:07 <Mort> he has to buy gear and armor like a tank too
43:12 <Mort> what scrolls you want
43:16 <Avatar> I dunno
43:20 <Avatar> enlarge person maybe
43:24 <Mort> I already have 2
43:27 <Mekkis> Die, bot
43:27 <Mort> Im going to pack more
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43:31 <Mort> see?
43:38 * Mort thinks mekkis is evil, he shot a harmless bot
43:47 <Mekkis> I could give you suggestions, but I've played the scenario
43:51 <Avatar> all I have are comprehend languages, mage armour and enlarge
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43:53 <Mort> you shouldnt yeah
44:01 <Mekkis> ??test
44:07 <Mort> We'll see how ready
44:10 <Mort> I am I guess
44:21 <Mort> grease - check.
44:24 <Mort> obscuring mist- check.
44:31 <Mort> fly check.
44:33 <Mort> see invis. check
44:39 <Mort> water breathing - check.
44:48 <Mort> levitate - check.
45:08 <Mort> cc is always a good idea
45:12 <Mort> but Im not going to be urm tossing pits
45:35 <Mekkis> Die, bot
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46:07 <Mort> sadly expedeous retreat is for self only
46:10 <Mort> how much hp you have now hydra
46:33 <Avatar> phly is having dramas with his computer
46:39 <Mort> I htought he was urm
46:43 <Mort> going out to buy stuffs
46:44 <Mort> or whateva
47:11 <Mort> better bring a spare ranged weapon.
47:12 <Mort> ?
47:13 <Mort> hrm
47:14 <Mort> maybe
47:24 <Mort> but its NOT my job
48:31 <Hydrazine> More than I did before, Mort.
48:56 <Hydrazine> But I think Jerus needs a shortbow. Crossbow is finally getting inconvinient.
49:01 <Mort> whats the diff
49:06 <Mort> between a shortbow and a crossbow
49:09 <Mort> I dont understand
49:15 <Brunius> crossy takes longer to reload
49:16 <Mort> its just something pointy you shoot at people
49:19 <Mort> ah k
49:23 <Mort> so I should just get a longbow for khaz
49:24 <Brunius> But shortbow requires training.
49:33 <Mort> martial
49:35 <Mort> we all pass
49:55 <Mort> anwyay
49:56 <Mort> if you want a bow
49:58 <Mort> get a longbow
50:02 <Mort> it has better range
50:16 <Hydrazine> Eh. Might.
50:22 <Brunius> But it's not able to be used by everyone
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50:26 <Hydrazine> Don't want to invest in a proper comp bow for him though.
50:28 <Brunius> And can't be used on a horse.
50:33 <Hydrazine> Too expensive for something I don't do much
51:21 <Mort> jerus is unlikely to be mounted
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52:07 <Mort> (Martial)
52:08 <Mort> Ranged Weapons
52:35 Mort is now known as Mort-
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52:41 <Brunius> Don't you have to take martial for individual weapons?
52:43 <Mort-> no
52:49 <Mort-> martial gives you everything..
52:53 <Hydrazine> Um.
53:01 <Hydrazine> Only if it comes as a class, I think?
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53:39 <Brunius> Martial Weapon Proficiency
53:39 <Brunius> Choose a type of martial weapon. You understand how to 
53:39 <Brunius> use that type of martial weapon in combat.
53:39 <Mort-> A fighter is proficient with all simple and martial weapons and with all armor (heavy, light, and medium) and shields (including tower shields).
53:50 <Brunius> Er, I'm talking about the feat.
53:53 <Brunius> Not a class feature.
54:00 <Mort-> Weapon and Armor Proficiency: A magus is proficient with all simple and martial weapons. 
54:01 <Mort-> see?
54:04 <Mort-> it doesnt matter to either of us
54:07 <Brunius> Yeah, then you're fine.
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54:19 <Mort-> so hydra, go get yourself a longbow
54:20 <Mort-> range ftw
54:46 <Avatar> should we start skyping up
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55:04 <Avatar> Jaggedsoul!
55:08 <Jaggedsoul> room for one more?
55:09 <Mort-> waahooooo
55:12 <Mort-> yeah lets partttehhh 
55:14 <Mort-> the house down :D
55:16 <Avatar> sure is
55:17 <Mort-> whos comin
55:17 <Brunius> Ballig around?
55:18 <Avatar> glad you could make it
55:19 <Mort-> sure
55:32 <Ballig> I'm here
55:48 <Avatar> bring your cleric along
56:04 <Ballig> what characters are you guys bringing? name/class/level
56:12 <Avatar> Snickers/witch/3
56:13 <Brunius> What bracket is it?
56:17 <Ballig> 1-7
56:19 <Hydrazine> Jerus/Fighter/3
56:21 <Ballig> so subtier 1-2, 3-4 or 6-7
56:27 <Jaggedsoul> Zee Rules! / Cleric / Lvl 2
56:32 <Brunius> Bairaq/Paladin/4
56:41 <Phly> Ridali lvl 1 barb
56:42 <Mort-> mort 4 wizard
56:43 <Mort-> 3-4
57:15 <Avatar> and oskar 3 archer?
57:18 <Mort-> yeah
57:20 <tristen> oskar archer 3
57:21 <tristen> yeah
57:27 <Ballig> so we have 7 players?
57:40 <Avatar> I count 6
57:44 Ballig gives voice to Avatar Brunius Mort- tristen Hydrazine Jaggedsoul Phly
57:46 <Brunius> I'm happy to drop out if necessary
58:05 tristen is now known as Oskar
58:07 <Ballig> you can play with 7, can't you
58:09 <Phly> change names?
58:21 <Brunius> Not sure
58:23 <Avatar> yeah you can
58:24 <Brunius> You used to be able to
58:31 <Mort-> just run in and have a nice party
58:35 Phly is now known as Ridali
58:36 <Brunius> I saw some people on the forums talking about a rule change regarding it
58:43 <Mort-> yeah I thik morts in place, arcane caster and knowledge whore
58:56 <Mort-> hydra swop jerus
59:09 <Ballig> yeah you can still play with 7 players
59:13 <Mort-> lets go then :D
59:19 <Hydrazine> Huge party is huge?
59:25 <Mort-> yep
59:25 Jaggedsoul is now known as Zirul
59:31 <Ballig> but one of your characters is level 1, so it'll still be a challenge
59:51 <Ballig> Brunius: there's no rule change, 4.1 still says 7 is legal
59:56 <Mort-> we'll keep him out of trouble
59:56 <Ballig> and preferable to sending someone home
00:05 <Ballig> anyone who wants in on skype sign in now
00:11 <Brunius> I've actually got homework to do :S
00:12 <Zirul> ok
00:13 <Brunius> Have fun guys
00:18 <Avatar> gg Brunius
00:32 <Hydrazine> Later man.
00:36 <Mort-> what?
00:40 <Mort-> youre giving up DMD to...
00:41 * Ballig removes voice from Brunius
00:44 <Mort-> homework?
00:46 * Mort- facepalms
00:47 <Mort-> sighh :P
00:48 <Mort-> lol
00:49 <Oskar> i'll host skype
00:53 <Hydrazine> Priorities.
00:54 <Mort-> Id probably do it later if I were him
00:54 <Brunius> Mort-, this is vital stuff.
00:55 * Mort- hugs brunius
00:56 <Oskar> is anyone NOT up for skype
00:57 <Mort-> yeah
00:58 <Mort-> lkk
00:58 <Oskar> ?
01:00 <Avatar> mort what's your spellcraft
01:01 <Mort-> aall the best lol
01:03 <Mort-> good luck
01:04 Hydrazine is now known as Jerus
01:17 <Brunius> Next time I get an assessment piece in late, my parents get a letter home :(
01:29 <Mort-> 11
01:33 <Mort-> yeah good luck brunius
01:36 <Mort-> :D
01:57 <Avatar> are you prepping detect magic
02:01 <Mort-> yes
02:03 <Avatar> I might prep something else
02:23 <Mort-> Cantrips: Dancing Lights, Disrupt Undead, Acid Splash, Detect Magic
02:54 <Ballig> PM me your character name, PFS number, and faction
03:02 <Ballig> and think about your prepared spells if you are into that sort of thing
04:45 <Mort-> I dont reallycare..
04:58 <Ballig> Avatar: change nick
05:06 <Mort-> are you serious?
05:08 <Mort-> thats funny though
05:12 Avatar is now known as Snickers
05:21 <Ballig> Ridali: are you on skype?
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05:36 <Brunius> Hold on guys, I have to find the witch minifig
05:37 <Hydrazine_> Stupid internet
05:41 <Ridali> yea ryan.maniam someone add me to group
05:53 <Ballig> I added you to my skype contacts, did you accept
06:52 <Ridali> yea
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07:04 Ballig gives voice to Hydrazine_
07:10 <Ballig> still waiting on people to PM me their PFS numbers and factions
07:11 Hydrazine_ is now known as Jerus
07:32 <Mort-> k uploading more
07:52 <Mort-> weapon blaanch?
07:57 <Mort-> I thought its 1 min?
07:59 <Ridali> # 46623-1 and faction sczarni
08:08 <Mort-> do it
08:11 <Mort-> sepeartely in seceret
08:16 <Mort-> not that mort cares as long as you arent cheliax :D
08:54 <Mort-> the problem is how are you going to get ot him
10:11 <Ridali> we ready?
10:47 <Ridali> i think call got cancelled re try
10:59 <Mort-> the probolem is
11:02 <Mort-> how are you going to give hi mthe mancles
11:28 <Mort-> but yes it sounds funny
13:32 <Ridali> whats happening?
13:44 <Ballig> call failed
13:48 <Ballig> I need you to PM me your PFS number and faction
13:50 <Ridali> yea
14:02 <Ridali> i put it in this chat before ill pm it now
14:55 <Ridali> i sent it
15:28 <Mort-> suicide ..?
15:35 <Mort-> lol
15:44 <Mort-> even with 6 of us?
15:46 <Mort-> god
19:59 <Ballig> The hills ringing Almas, capital of Andoran, slope gently toward 
19:59 <Ballig> the harbor cradling the  Hornet's Nest, the red sun rising behind 
19:59 <Ballig> them.  This  morning  the  ship's  activity  rivals  its  namesake  as 
19:59 <Ballig> Pathfinders  and  their  agents  bustle  here  and  there  inside  the 
19:59 <Ballig> ship's hastily constructed command post. 
20:02 <Ballig> After a short wait, Venture-Captain Dennel Hamshanks rolls 
20:03 <Ballig> into the ship's galley, his face scowling and dark eyes bloodshot. 
20:03 <Ballig> "You lot again? The Decemvirate promised better, but I suppose 
20:03 <Ballig> we have no time to waste. You have likely heard the rumors—
20:03 <Ballig> which, unfortunately, underestimate our danger.
20:03 <Mort-> no..?
20:08 <Ballig> "The  Society's  lodge  in  the  former  Cathedral  of  Aroden 
20:08 <Ballig> here  has  thrived  of  late—they  say  thanks  to  Venture-Captain 
20:08 <Ballig> Brackett's grand parties, which seduce the weak-willed leaders
20:08 <Ballig> of  this  so-called  'democracy'  into  permitting  the  Pathfinder 
20:08 <Ballig> Society  unfettered  access  to  the  resources  in  the  nation's 
20:08 <Ballig> interior. Not likely you lot were ever invited, though. Needed to 
20:08 <Ballig> be of the presentable sort, after all.
20:12 <Ballig> "Last night, Brackett threw one of his most extravagant fetes 
20:12 <Ballig> yet to celebrate the recent return of a team of Pathfinders up 
20:12 <Ballig> near  Falcon's  Hollow  on  a  diplomatic  mission  to  the  region's 
20:12 <Ballig> fey. Fillian over there claims that all the sparkling light made the 
20:12 <Ballig> Cathedral's windows a stunning sight. Everyone was having a 
20:17 <Ballig> grand time until the trouble started. At the stroke of midnight, 
20:17 <Ballig> a dozen guests drew their swords and methodically massacred 
20:17 <Ballig> the others—poor, drunk fools. A moment later the lights went 
20:17 <Ballig> out.  Fillian  had  been  admiring  the  windows  from  the  dome's 
20:17 <Ballig> walkway and ran upward, to the belfry. Says he hid there until 
20:17 <Ballig> daylight and then crawled out to my ship here. He heard many 
20:17 <Ballig> others flee underground, followed by screams of agony.
20:23 <Ballig> "Shortly  before  dawn,  several  bands  of  what  looked  to  be 
20:23 <Ballig> hulking,  cloaked  hobgoblins  left  the  Cathedral,  taking  off 
20:23 <Ballig> in  different  directions  into  the  city.  Not  only  do  we  need  to 
20:23 <Ballig> retake our lodge and rescue any survivors, but whatever those 
20:23 <Ballig> monsters plan to do in Almas, it's got something to do with the 
20:23 <Ballig> Cathedral. I imagine even you understand how that might look 
20:23 <Ballig> for the Society if something bad were to happen to the city at 
20:23 <Ballig> large, centered on our local headquarters.
20:28 <Ballig> "You  can  probably  guess  who's  behind  this—the  Shadow 
20:28 <Ballig> Lodge, source of endless trouble this past year. We need that 
20:28 <Ballig> Lodge back, and we need Brackett alive. Time is not on our side 
20:28 <Ballig> here,  and  I  fear  it  may  already  be  too  late  for  whatever  those 
20:28 <Ballig> monstrous brutes left the Cathedral to do.
20:31 <Ballig> "According to Fillian's tale, the best way in is the belfry. So 
20:32 <Ballig> your job is to get in there, kick the Shadow Lodge out, and keep 
20:32 <Ballig> Brackett  alive.  And  put  a  stop  to  whatever  ongoing  plot  you 
20:32 <Ballig> manage to uncover.
20:32 <Ballig> "Good luck. You'll need it." 
21:09 <Mort-> (ooc - defensive mission - how well can we hold the place)
22:25 <Mort-> okay what do we know
22:31 <Mort-> !throw 1d20+8 knowledge local
22:31 <diebot> Mort-, knowledge local: [1d20=19] 27
22:34 <Mort-> welllz...
22:36 <Snickers> !throw 1d20+7 knowledge local
22:36 <diebot> Snickers, knowledge local: [1d20=3] 10
22:40 <Mort-> hyou asked the local kowledge whore
22:54 <Mort-> already did
23:00 <Mort-> any ohter knoweldge checks applicable?
23:02 <Mort-> say about hobgoblins?
23:05 <Mort-> can I use the library?
23:07 <Mort-> extensively
23:16 <Mort-> I want to look at the library and be a huge book worm
23:33 <Zirul> who's doing knowledge local?
23:36 <Ballig> Mort-: you know that on the ground floor is the main cathedral and the library, where the main entrance is. looking out over that is a choir loft, full of nice wood and a beautiful window
23:48 <Ballig> master telfyr's lab is in the west tower and through there some back rooms where the priests used to live
23:54 * Zirul hands Mort a coin
23:59 <Ballig> somewhere at the far side is captain brackett's private meeting room, and there are all sorts of underground chambers
24:05 * Mort- picks the coin and thanks zirul
24:12 <Zirul> "Use this -- its Zamir's coin
24:25 <Zirul> "just give it back afterwards."
24:26 <Mort-> "There is an under ground chamber in captain Brackett's room, we might be able ot sneak in there"
24:49 <Mort-> can I use
24:51 <Mort-> the library?
24:53 <Mort-> to get +4?
24:55 <Snickers> !throw 1d20+9 nature
24:56 <diebot> Snickers, nature: [1d20=4] 13
24:57 <Mort-> dungeoneering or nature..
25:07 <Mort-> !throw 1d20+8 dungeoneering
25:08 <diebot> Mort-, dungeoneering: [1d20=18] 26
25:14 <Mort-> !throw 1d20+8 nature
25:14 <diebot> Mort-, nature: [1d20=20] 28
25:18 <Mort-> if you want to see..
25:19 <Mort-> really
25:23 <Mort-> thats what Im really for
25:27 <Zirul> guys, if you're going to make a knowledge check, lemme touch you first with a bit of luvk
25:31 <Mort-> lol
25:32 <Zirul> *luck
25:36 <Mort-> "I dont need luck"
25:41 <Mort-> "I make my own luck"
25:44 <Snickers> "I do"
25:45 <Zirul> except mort
25:47 <Mort-> lol
25:50 <Zirul> lol
25:53 <Ballig> Mort-: you know that hobgoblins are medium humanoids that usually have class levels
25:59 <Ballig> so most of their abilities are class abilities
26:11 <Mort-> "Hobgoblins are medium humanoids that usually ahve class levels and they have urm..class abilities?"
26:22 <Ballig> you know that they can see in the dark, are particularly sneaky, and speak common and goblin
26:38 <Mort-> "They can see in the dark, and are sneaky, and speak common and goblin"
27:25 <Mort-> "Fillian (Shows him the coin), how do we get into the belfry"
27:37 <Mort-> (I did prepare see invisbility)
27:58 <Ballig> "There's lots of ways to approach without being seen from any of those narrow grimy windows. I'd scurry across the plaza from the northwest. It's easy to climb up to the roof, and there's a loose grate partway up the belfry - should be easy to slip inside there, even for big folks like yourselves."
28:32 <Oskar> "so, er, i've had bad experiences with lack of light - do any of us have anything for this kind of thing?"
28:44 <Mort-> "Im carrying an ioun torch"
28:45 <Jerus> "Zirul, you can make light can't ya?"
28:46 <Snickers> "We should get scrolls of darkvision."
28:49 <Mort-> "I hate dark places"
29:10 <Zirul> Ballig, pm'd you about the +1 darkwood shield I just bought
29:21 <Mort-> Low-Light Vision: Elves can see twice as far as humans in conditions of dim light (see low-light vision).
29:26 <Zirul> Jerus: yes, using my shining wayfinder!
29:33 <Zirul> "Jerus: yes, using my shining wayfinder!"
29:54 <Ballig> Zirul: okay
29:57 <Mort-> "I have my ioun torch"
30:16 <Mort-> "How many hobgoblins were there?"
31:34 * Snickers hands mort a scroll of darkvision
31:38 <Snickers> "For when we need it, please."
31:44 <Mort-> (ooc - screwing dark vision, I think my ioun torch and dim light vision should cover it?)
31:55 <Mort-> "Thanks"
32:01 <Snickers> maybe maybe not
32:05 * Mort- takes the scroll and gives a winning smile to snickers
32:22 * Snickers shoots a winning smile back !
33:07 * Zirul casts create water
33:22 <Zirul> "Anyone need a sip?"
33:29 * Jerus adjusts his weaponry layout, making sure everything sits right.
33:34 <Mort-> "Me?"
33:42 <Mort-> "I have levitate too"
34:07 * Mort- casts mage armor on herself
34:18 <Ballig> you're at the entrance to the cathedral
34:23 * Zirul casts create water, casting it so the water created is inside Mort's mouth -- just a few gulpfuls
34:30 * Mort- thanks zirul
34:42 * Mort- shows off grappling arrow
34:51 <Ballig> roll to hit
34:59 * Jerus connects a grappling hook to the rope, and hands it to Oskar.
35:08 <Mort-> !throw 1d20+5 grappling arrow
35:09 <diebot> Mort-, grappling arrow: [1d20=7] 12
35:11 <Mort-> ooops
35:26 <Zirul> "You sure you don't need a bit of luck?"
35:26 <Ballig> Mort shoots a grappling hook into one of the carvings
35:32 <Jerus> "Mind givin' it a throw, pal? I know you're good at this sorta thing. All I do is swing stuff."
35:33 <Ballig> carelessly ruining it, but allowing purchase
36:05 <Jerus> Jerus climbs on up!
36:10 <Ballig> everyone climbs up into the belfry
36:14 <Mort-> k
36:29 * Snickers climbs up like a witch who can't fly
37:12 * Snickers casts mage armor
37:23 <Ballig> A flat gray stone ledge runs along the edge of the cathedral’s 
37:23 <Ballig> roof,  crisscrossed  with  rain  gutters  feeding  the  leering 
37:24 <Ballig> grotesques  that  ring  the  building.  Toward  the  south  side,  the 
37:24 <Ballig> ledge surrounds a gently peaked roof above the long rectangular 
37:24 <Ballig> nave. Two solid towers jut upward at the south end, their severe 
37:24 <Ballig> stone sides broken only occasionally by narrow, barred stained-glass windows. 
37:26 <Ballig> At the north end a lofty dome covered with deep red copper 
37:27 <Ballig> shingles  dominates  the  structure.  The  graceful  edifice  peaks 
37:27 <Ballig> in  a  twisting  stone  tower  with  a  golden  turret,  from  which 
37:27 <Ballig> the  Pathfinder  Society’s  Glyph  of  the  Open  Road  banner 
37:27 <Ballig> hangs limply in the still air. The tower has four large windows 
37:27 <Ballig> arranged vertically on each side, all protected by corroded iron 
37:27 <Ballig> grates. Through the grates hang several bells, ranging in size 
37:27 <Ballig> from large to gigantic.
37:36 <Ballig> perception checks
37:37 <Oskar> @see
37:37 <diebot> Oskar, perception: [1d20=17] 22
37:38 <Jerus> @perc
37:38 <diebot> Jerus, perception: [1d20=19] 22
37:40 <Zirul> @see
37:40 <diebot> Zirul, perception: [1d20=20] 29
37:43 <Snickers> !throw 1d20+2
37:43 <diebot> Snickers, 1d20+2: [1d20=10] 12
37:44 <Mort-> !throw 1d20+5 perception
37:45 <diebot> Mort-, perception: [1d20=11] 16
37:48 <Mort-> eh wait sorry 
37:50 <Mort-> shouldbe +2
37:52 <Mort-> not +5
37:52 <Mort-> arggh
38:00 <Ridali> !throw 1d20 perception
38:00 <diebot> Ridali, perception: [1d20=7] 7
38:07 <Ridali> oh wait i forgot mod
38:21 <Zirul> "Praise Shelyn! Luck, luck, luck, luck!"
38:38 <Snickers> "Don't worry ZIrul, I forget to even give myself luck."
38:50 * Snickers casts guidance on herself
38:59 <Mort-> (Im hungoverin real life- so...)
39:05 <Mort-> (Really off colour)
39:12 <Oskar> "hey zirul - your face rings a bell..."
39:18 <Ballig> The  belfry  contains  nine  large  bells  hanging  from  a  maze 
39:18 <Ballig> of  wooden  beams.  Four  relatively  small  bells  hang  from  a 
39:18 <Ballig> beam  at  the  tower’s  top,  with  the  others  increasing  in  size 
39:18 <Ballig> toward  the  tower’s  bottom.  Weather  and  rust  coat  most  of 
39:18 <Ballig> them,  especially  the  seven-foot-wide  behemoth  of  a  bell  at 
39:18 <Ballig> the tower’s base. 
39:27 <Ballig> A complex network of scaffolding frames the bells, with each 
39:27 <Ballig> suspended from wooden sliders attached to a system of ropes 
39:27 <Ballig> and  pulleys  along  the  tower’s  walls.  These  beams  connect  to 
39:27 <Ballig> scaffolding  along  the  vertical  chamber’s  perimeter,  allowing 
39:27 <Ballig> access  to  the  bells  above  and  a  platform  five  feet  below  the 
39:27 <Ballig> giant bell’s bottom.
40:32 <Mort-> how stable is the scaffolding
40:39 <Jerus> "Anyone see anything interesting so far?"
41:34 <Ballig> the scaffolding appears stable
41:35 <Mort-> "Ridali, I suggest you ask our good friend Jerus here for a spare long pokey thing"
41:36 <Oskar> i'll just take my time and climb down
41:45 <Mort-> Ill follow after jerus
41:47 <Mort-> taking my time too
41:49 <Jerus> "What, ya need a weapon?"
41:51 <Snickers> 20/20 AC16
41:53 <Ballig> Oskar: perception
41:56 <Oskar> @see
41:57 <diebot> Oskar, perception: [1d20=20] 25
41:59 <Mort-> hp 30/30, ac 18
42:13 <Jerus> 31/31, AC 20.
42:16 <Ballig> Oskar: before reaching the platform, you notice a devious trap
42:22 <Oskar> ohhh!
42:24 <Mort-> "That could be a problem"
42:26 <Oskar> "wait up"
42:36 <Oskar> i'll take a closer look at it
42:41 <Oskar> i have disable device
42:42 <Ridali> "i need me a reaching thing"
42:46 <Zirul> HP 17 AC 25
42:54 <Ballig> you can roll disable device if you like
42:58 <Oskar> 22/22 ac 17
43:30 <Mort-> "Give him a bit of luck Zirul"
43:41 <Mort-> that clanking fighter...
43:43 <Mort-> will tell the world
44:03 <Zirul> "Praise Shelyn! Luck, luck, luck, luck!"
44:08 <Ballig> Oskar: you fail to disable the device with a 17
44:11 <Jerus> "Ya want a glaive or a guisarme? I'd recommend the guisarme; the glaive's silver and it makes it a bit weak on the swing."
44:27 <Zirul> "Who needs it?"
44:45 <Mort-> "Ridali"
44:53 <Zirul> who'll do the disable device?
44:58 <Mort-> Oskar
45:02 <Mort-> but he failed it anyway..
45:03 <Mort-> at hte moment
45:07 <Ridali> what am i doing?
45:17 <Mort-> choose the item
45:17 <Zirul> I'll touch Oskar with a bit of luck before he makes the check
45:23 <Mort-> do you want ot get a glaive or guisarme
45:50 <Zirul> make 2 rolls - choose the better roll.
45:55 * Ridali asks mort to choose
46:04 <Oskar> !throw 1d20+7 disable device
46:04 <diebot> Oskar, disable device: [1d20=7] 14
46:07 <Oskar> !throw 1d20+7 disable device
46:07 <diebot> Oskar, disable device: [1d20=9] 16
46:27 <Zirul> one more...
46:32 <Snickers> I cast guidance on Oskar
46:45 <Zirul> yep
46:51 <Ballig> Zirul: PM me how many are left each time you use it
46:51 <Oskar> !throw 1d20+7 disable device
46:51 <diebot> Oskar, disable device: [1d20=4] 11
46:58 <Oskar> !throw 1d20+7 disable device
46:58 <diebot> Oskar, disable device: [1d20=5] 12
47:03 <Mort-> okay I think we screwed it up
47:06 <Ballig> Oskar tries to disable the trap, but sets it off
47:08 <Ballig> all the bells ring at once
47:16 <Ballig> everyone make a fortitude save
47:18 <Zirul> not yet
47:21 <Oskar> @fort
47:21 <diebot> Oskar, fortitude: [1d20=15] 18
47:24 <Jerus> @fort
47:24 <Zirul> I touched him
47:24 <diebot> Jerus, Fortitude save: [1d20=8] 13
47:26 <Snickers> !throw 1d20+2 fort
47:26 <diebot> Snickers, fort: [1d20=8] 10
47:37 <Mort-> !throw 1d20+3 fort
47:37 <diebot> Mort-, fort: [1d20=11] 14
47:57 <Zirul> I thought he attempted to disable it again?
48:00 <Mort-> he failed both
48:02 <Mort-> even with touch of luck
48:03 <Mort-> and badly
48:04 <Snickers> he failed 4 times
48:07 <Ridali> @fort
48:07 <diebot> Ridali, Fortitude save: [1d20=20] 25
48:25 <Mort-> I dont..really expect that he would get it sinceh e isnt a rogue
48:33 <Mort-> whatever happens, we'll deal with it
48:35 <Zirul> I'm sorting out the roll with my touch of lluck
48:35 <Ballig> Zirul: need a fort save from you
48:49 <Zirul> he's supposed to roll twice
48:51 <Mort-> he did
48:52 <Ballig> he did
48:54 <Mort-> and he fked up
48:55 <Mort-> "D
48:56 <Mort-> which is okay
48:59 <Zirul> ok
48:59 <Jerus> he roled under 10. four times.
49:00 <Mort-> becuase you dont get things perfect
49:08 <Ballig> Zirul: need a fort save from you
49:15 <Zirul> !throw 1d20+6 fort
49:15 <diebot> Zirul, fort: [1d20=6] 12
49:16 <Jerus> Sorry, just shit luck. You tried.
49:24 <Mort-> (Seriously, get used to it, shit happens - its how you clean up that counts)
49:30 <Ballig> Zirul, Mort-, Snickers and Jerus are all deaf for the next 4 minutes
49:32 <Mort-> (tat was totally ooc though)
49:33 <Mort-> cool
49:46 * Snickers snickers
49:50 <Zirul> "What?"
49:58 <Jerus> "What'd ya say?!"
49:59 <Snickers> <?deafened
50:00 <diebot> A deafened character cannot hear. He takes a 4 penalty on initiative checks, automatically fails Perception checks based on sound, takes a 4 penalty on opposed Perception checks, and has a 20% chance of spell failure when casting spells with verbal components. Characters who remain deafened for a long time grow accustomed to these drawbacks and can overcome some of them.
50:02 <Zirul> "You said something?"
50:14 * Jerus gets his hammer out and looks around.
50:32 * Mort- takes out paper and charcoal and writes "Cant hear anything"
50:38 * Snickers looks for somewhere to hide
50:41 * Mort- writes "Go down?"
50:48 <Ballig> you guys wait out the deafness
50:52 * Jerus stands near the trapdoor, hammer ready.
50:56 <Ridali> "did jerus end up giving me a wepon?"
51:00 <Mort-> yes
51:02 <Mort-> lent you
51:03 <Jerus> "Oh, here. Have this.
51:04 <Mort-> which weapon do you choose
51:07 <Mort-> guriasame or glaive
51:11 <Jerus> "Take the guisarme, better for ya."
51:15 <Ridali> k
51:21 <Ridali> stats plz
51:44 <Mort-> http://www.d20pfsrd.com/equipment---final/weapons/weapon-descriptions/guisarme
51:45 <Oskar> http://www.d20pfsrd.com/equipment---final/weapons
51:50 <Oskar> :)
52:13 <Jerus> "Its cold iron. Even better for some things."
52:26 <Ballig> The  Cathedral  of  Aroden’s  former  congregation  hall  fills  an 
52:26 <Ballig> enormous,  high-ceilinged  open  space,  with  the  rectangular 
52:27 <Ballig> nave  opening  into  a  large  circular  chamber  beneath  the 
52:27 <Ballig> building’s grand dome.
52:32 <Ballig> Along the dome’s ceiling, a fresco depicts Aroden’s apotheosis 
52:32 <Ballig> and his famed battle with the wizard-king Tar Baphon on the Isle 
52:32 <Ballig> of Terror. Although intricate, the fresco’s crumbling perimeter 
52:32 <Ballig> and  fading  colors  betray  the  lack  of  recent  maintenance.  A 
52:32 <Ballig> narrow  wooden  balcony,  lined  by  a  finely  carved  balustrade, 
52:32 <Ballig> encircles  the  dome’s  base  and  the  cathedral’s  nave.  The 
52:32 <Ballig> balusters  depict  men  following  several  different  professions, 
52:32 <Ballig> while fine calligraphy graces the top railing.
52:40 <Ballig> Forty feet below, an enormous altar—itself the size of a small 
52:41 <Ballig> building—stands stoutly below the dome’s apex. The cathedral’s 
52:41 <Ballig> nave  stretches  out  to  the  south.  Soft  blue  light  streams  into 
52:41 <Ballig> the enormous space through dozens of meticulously decorated 
52:41 <Ballig> stained-glass windows lining the nave. They illuminate trophies 
52:41 <Ballig> of  all  sorts—from  weapons  to  wands—hung  from  the  hall’s 
52:41 <Ballig> many columns.
52:45 <Ballig> Signs of last night’s gala and the massacre that interrupted 
52:46 <Ballig> it  are  obvious:  freshly  painted  sunburst  decorations,  tables 
52:46 <Ballig> swathed  in  fine  cloth  covered  with  spoiled  food,  a  portable 
52:46 <Ballig> stage  standing  empty  but  bloodstained,  and  corpses  littering 
52:46 <Ballig> the floor below.
52:58 <Ballig> 121.45.213.146
53:11 <Zirul> 121.45.213.146
53:25 <Mort-> I dont see naything
53:42 <Snickers> do you see it loading
53:42 <Oskar> green medium please
53:47 <Jerus> orange!
53:56 <Mort-> yes it is
53:57 <Snickers> grey
53:58 <Mort-> Blue M
54:01 <Snickers> white
54:05 <Snickers> not grey
54:18 <Ridali> Purple
54:34 <Zirul> med brown
54:40 <Mort-> looks liek some ritual sacrifice
55:55 <Mort-> no
55:56 <Mort-> Im BLUE
55:58 <Mort-> BLUE M
57:25 <Mort-> I really didnt know that oskar had disable device lol
57:48 <Mort-> 30 hp 18 ac
58:23 <Ridali> 16 hp and 17 ac
58:34 <Mort-> hes barbarian
58:54 <Mort-> (khaz has 17 at level 2.. - sorto f glad Im not on him now)
00:06 <Jerus> @perc
00:06 <diebot> Jerus, perception: [1d20=12] 15
00:07 <Mort-> !throw 1d20+2 percpetion
00:07 <diebot> Mort-, percpetion: [1d20=12] 14
00:10 <Oskar> @see
00:10 <diebot> Oskar, perception: [1d20=14] 19
00:12 <Snickers> @see
00:12 <diebot> Snickers, perception: [1d20=2] 4
00:15 <Jerus> whispers, "So.. now what?"
00:18 <Ridali> !throw 1d20 perception
00:18 <diebot> Ridali, perception: [1d20=6] 6
00:27 <Mort-> "I dont know..Im scawed"
00:31 <Ridali> whats mod for perception i forgot?
00:34 <Mort-> wis
00:35 <Mort-> if u have any
00:37 <Mort-> zirul
00:41 <Zirul> @see
00:41 <diebot> Zirul, perception: [1d20=8] 17
00:42 <Ballig> Zirul: perception check
01:05 <Ballig> Oskar and Zirul see two medium-sized air elementals hiding in the altar
01:07 <Ballig> everyone roll initiative
01:12 <Zirul> @init
01:13 <diebot> Zirul, initiative: [1d20=6] 9
01:13 <Ridali> @ini
01:14 <Oskar> @init
01:14 <diebot> Oskar, initiative: [1d20=1] 5
01:15 <Mort-> wtf..are those
01:19 <Mort-> !throw 1d20+5 initiative
01:19 <diebot> Mort-, initiative: [1d20=1] 6
01:20 <Ridali> @init
01:25 <Mort-> knwoledge check on those air elementals
01:31 <Snickers> @init
01:32 <diebot> Snickers, init: [1d20=10] 12
01:33 <Zirul> "Air elementals!"
01:45 <Mort-> k
02:16 <Mort-> I can roll planes and nature?
02:17 <Mort-> or what?
02:20 <Mort-> I can rollboth anyway
02:25 <Jerus> @init
02:25 <diebot> Jerus, 1d20+3: [1d20=2] 5
02:28 <Ridali> what is mod for init
02:30 <Ballig> just waiting on Ridali's initiative
02:31 <Mort-> dex
02:34 <Ridali> my macro aint working
02:35 <Ballig> +dex
02:49 <Ridali> !throw 1d20+2
02:49 <diebot> Ridali, 1d20+2: [1d20=4] 6
02:53 <Mort-> k
03:21 <Mort-> air elementals..
03:24 <Mort-> k knowledge checks?
03:52 <Snickers> !roll 1d20+9 knowledge planes
03:53 <dicebot> Snickers, knowledge planes: [1d20=4] 13
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03:58 <Ballig> Mort-: roll planes if you like
04:10 <Mort-> !throw 1d20+8 planes
04:11 <diebot> Mort-, planes: [1d20=8] 16
04:24 <Mort-> any others I can use?
04:29 <Mort-> basically I have ALL knowledge skills
04:58 <Mort-> its true..!
05:01 <Mort-> Im a...
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05:43 <Mort-> 16 is me..
05:45 <Mort-> 13 is snickers
06:29 <Oskar> "they're airy"
06:30 <Ballig> Snickers: you know that they can fly 100 ft with perfect maneuverability
06:52 <Ballig> Mort-: you know that they have flyby attack
06:59 <Mort-> "Flyby.."
07:02 <Mort-> "We need to get them down"
07:07 <Snickers> "Perfecy flying..."
07:12 <Snickers> perfect
07:15 <Ballig> all right
07:29 <Ballig> #2 air elemental flies up through the altar and goes for
07:41 <Ballig> !rng Jerus Mort- Oskar Ridali Snickers Zirul
07:42 <diebot> Ballig, Ridali
08:11 <Ridali> 16hp 17ac
08:11 <Ballig> !dist 30 20
08:11 <diebot> Ballig, Length of hypotenuse: 36.055513
08:11 <dicebot> Ballig, 36.056
08:22 <Mort-> the proble mis how to hit them
08:23 <Mort-> later
08:48 <Mort-> I can too..but thats not the damn point..
09:03 <Mort-> no reach..
09:08 <Mort-> means if they flyby we prepare charge
09:12 <Mort-> we prepare brace
09:14 <Ballig> it misses Ridali
09:17 <Mort-> hit as they come into reach
09:18 <Ballig> and flies into the dome above
09:18 <Mort-> guys
09:19 <Mort-> Think
09:26 <Ballig> #1 goes for
09:29 <Ballig> !rng Jerus Mort- Oskar Ridali Snickers Zirul
09:29 <Mort-> how far above ground are they
09:30 <diebot> Ballig, Jerus
09:31 <Ballig> Jerus
09:41 <Ballig> hitting him
09:53 <Ballig> slamming him for 6 damage
09:59 <Mort-> how far are they above ground now
10:26 <Ballig> it's Snickers' turn, he's surprised
10:28 <Ballig> it's Zirul's turn
10:35 <Zirul> ok
10:53 <Mort-> how far are they above ground
11:00 <Ballig> they're about 40 feet above you
11:01 <Zirul> cast shield on meself
11:04 <Ballig> and about 60 feet above the ground
11:10 <Ballig> Zirul: shield or shield of faith?
11:18 <Zirul> shield
11:22 <Ballig> aren't you a cleric
11:24 <Zirul> domain
11:27 <Ballig> ahh
11:27 <Ballig> okay
11:48 <Zirul> draw slingshot
11:48 <Ballig> it's Oskar's turn
12:07 <Mort-> lol arrow..
12:25 <Oskar> @rapid
12:26 <diebot> Oskar, attack1: [1d20=12] 18; damage1: [1d8=7] 9; attack2: [1d20=16] 22; damage2: [1d8=4] 6
13:00 <Ballig> your second arrow hits
13:16 <Oskar> @see
13:16 <diebot> Oskar, perception: [1d20=4] 9
13:23 <Mort-> did it do any damage?
13:35 <Oskar> 2
13:40 <Oskar> end turn
13:51 <Ballig> #2 flies at Oskar
14:00 <Mort-> I can do something
14:04 <Ballig> but misses
14:13 <Ballig> it's now below oskar
14:18 <Ballig> #1 flies at
14:20 <Mort-> how many fta gbove ground
14:23 <Ballig> !rng Jerus Mort- Oskar Ridali Snickers Zirul
14:24 <diebot> Ballig, Jerus
14:33 <Ballig> but misses him
14:36 <Ballig> and is now below the balcony
14:44 <Ballig> it's Snickers' turn
14:53 <Mort-> "Enlarge jerus - I can make him fly"
15:01 <Snickers> I take out my crossbow and fire at #2
15:16 <Jerus> "Don't think I need to. They gotta come to me."
15:41 <Snickers> I'll ready an action to shoot #2 when it comes out of cover
15:43 <Mort-> "Well...."
15:46 <Ballig> okay
15:49 <Ballig> it's Zirul's turn
16:11 <Zirul> cast magic stone
16:13 <Mort-> whats the effect of enlargement
16:14 <Mort-> on it
16:15 <Ballig> okay
16:16 <Mort-> on thi
16:17 <Mort-> s
16:18 <Ballig> any movement action?
16:40 <Zirul> J8
16:49 <Zirul> 2se
17:00 <Ballig> you're on a balcony 20 feet in the air
17:05 <Ballig> that brown stuff is the balcony
17:06 <Zirul> end turn
17:12 <Ballig> it's Mort's turn
17:31 <Mort-> enlarge person on jerus using scroll
17:41 <Ballig> okay
17:41 <Mort-> end turn
17:43 <Ballig> it's Ridali's turn
18:14 <Mort-> "Move out of the way Ridali"
18:15 <Jerus> "Move, I'm about to take up more space I think."
18:33 <Ridali> draws Guisarme and readies it for when 1# gets in range (is that right)
18:39 <Ballig> that's fine
18:51 <Ballig> if you want to move you can draw the guisarme on the way
19:07 <Ridali> im all good end turn
19:12 <Mort-> move out of the way?
19:19 <Ballig> it's Oskar's turn
19:58 <Oskar> ready action to shoot
20:02 <Ballig> it's Jerus' turn
20:18 <Mort-> can you move out of the way or something?
20:22 <Mort-> since youre going to grow
21:18 <Mort-> damn I fked up some
21:39 <Jerus> climb down, draw hammer.
21:53 <Jerus> "Come get me!"
21:54 <Ballig> #2 flies at
22:06 <Ballig> !rng Jerus Mort- Oskar Ridali Snickers Zirul
22:07 <diebot> Ballig, Mort-
22:33 <Ballig> Mort-: is your 18 AC including mage armour?
22:36 <Mort-> yes
23:13 <Mort-> possibly we could all get down and get jerus to hit anything that comes into range
23:18 <Mort-> 3 dex
23:21 <Mort-> hrm
23:23 <Mort-> 17 then?
23:23 <Oskar> does 2 have to move out of cover to attack her?
23:33 <Mort-> harmaki + mage armor doesnt stack?
23:35 <Mort-> normal is 14
23:38 <Oskar> (and can i let rip?)
23:39 <Snickers> mort is tuff
23:51 <Mort-> ah k
23:52 <Mort-> so its 17
24:07 <Mort-> so my ac is 17
24:26 <Mort-> yeah I am
24:35 <Mort-> Im nto sure if Im using my brains correctly though
24:40 <Mort-> but htats another story for another time
24:51 <Ballig> #2 misses mort
24:55 <Ballig> and has no cover
24:59 <Ballig> if Oskar and Snickers want to attack it
25:01 <Oskar> @rapidpb
25:02 <diebot> Oskar, attack1: [1d20=18] 25; damage1: [1d8=5] 8; attack2: [1d20=6] 13; damage2: [1d8=7] 10
25:17 <Ballig> Oskar hits the elemental
25:20 <Oskar> @see
25:20 <diebot> Oskar, perception: [1d20=14] 19
25:34 <Ballig> you saw the arrow make contact and the elemental reacted to it
25:46 <Snickers> @xbow
25:46 <diebot> Snickers, attack: [1d20=7] 10; damage: [1d8=4] 4
25:50 <Ballig> snickers bolt misses
26:05 <Ballig> it's now 40 feet above you in the dome
26:17 <Ballig> #1 goes for
26:21 <Ballig> !rng Jerus Mort- Oskar Ridali Snickers Zirul
26:21 <diebot> Ballig, Jerus
26:23 <Ballig> Jerus
26:25 <Mort-> urm
26:29 <Mort-> but the problem is he has urm..
26:30 <Mort-> this big pike..
26:32 <Mort-> hammer..
26:33 <Mort-> aka
26:48 <Ballig> Jerus gets an AOO
27:03 <Jerus> @aoo
27:03 <diebot> Jerus, power attack: [1d20=14] 24; damage: [1d12=9] 21
27:18 * Mort- winces thats shitty...lol
27:22 <Ballig> Jerus hammers in the elemental's face
27:29 <Mort-> do they have a aface..?
27:42 <Ballig> and the elemental misses him
27:45 <Ballig> and flies back up
27:47 <Ballig> it's now in the dome
27:49 <Mort-> where is that elemental
27:54 <Ballig> they're both up in the dome
27:58 <Ballig> it's Zirul's turn
28:00 <Mort-> how many ft aboe the ground
28:01 <Zirul> ready action to attack air elemental #2 once he moves out of cover
28:12 <Ballig> he's not in cover
28:14 <Ballig> he's 40 feet above you
28:30 <Zirul> ok
28:32 <Zirul> attack
28:34 <Ballig> make an attack roll
28:38 <Zirul> !throw 1d20+6 sling magic stone #1
28:39 <diebot> Zirul, sling magic stone #1: [1d20=7] 13
28:41 <Ballig> you miss it
28:45 <Ballig> the stone hits the stained glass window
28:51 <Ballig> you have a movement attack
28:52 <Zirul> "oops"
28:56 <Mort-> movement action
28:59 <Ballig> er, action
29:00 * Mort- sighs
29:01 <Zirul> end turn
29:05 <Ballig> it's Mort's turn
29:10 <Ballig> her spell makes Jerus big
29:12 <Mort-> Can I climb down, draw bow and shoo at 1?
29:25 <Mort-> shoot,yeah
29:28 <Ballig> how are you climbing down
29:29 <Mort-> as in climb to bototm level
29:35 <Mort-> I cant climb I guess..nothing to climb with?
29:40 <Mort-> acutally hide behind jerus :D
29:41 <Mort-> lol
29:44 <Mort-> he has this big hammer....
30:02 <Mort-> yes
30:05 <Mort-> so is there any way to get down?
30:12 <Mort-> I can jump down but..
30:27 <Mort-> he got enlarged
30:50 <Mort-> so is there a way to get down
31:00 <Jerus> http://www.d20pfsrd.com/gamemastering/combat/space-reach-threatened-area-templates
31:04 <Mort-> lol
31:07 <Mort-> I want ot hide behind him hehee
31:10 <Oskar> mort: if you climb or tie a rope...
31:56 <Mort-> so can I like run down and hide behind him?
32:23 <Mort-> polearm too..
32:30 <Mort-> can I climb down and hide behind him?
32:31 <Mort-> lol
32:36 <Mort-> while shooting
32:42 <Mort-> I can jump 
32:45 <Mort-> but featehrfall
32:47 <Mort-> its a scroll...
32:48 <Mort-> lol
32:53 <Mort-> nah
32:54 <Mort-> screw it
32:55 <Mort-> Ill shoot
33:05 <Ballig> roll to hit, and at which one
33:07 <Mort-> shoot at 1...
33:32 <Mort-> !throw 1d20+5 bow
33:33 <diebot> Mort-, bow: [1d20=14] 19
33:36 <Mort-> !throw 1d8
33:37 <diebot> Mort-, 1d8: [1d8=1] 1
33:42 <Mort-> awesomme...
33:47 <Ballig> it's Ridali's turn
33:49 <Mort-> end utrn
34:13 <Ridali> okay so how far up or down are the things from me
34:19 <Ballig> 40 feet in the air
34:39 <Mort-> jumping off is a bad idea
34:43 <Oskar> sw
34:47 <Ridali> could i get em with a 50ft ranged wep?
34:52 <Ballig> you could
34:53 <Mort-> yes you oculd probably
35:24 <Ridali> throws throwing axe
35:28 <Ridali> @hit
35:29 <diebot> Ridali, Swing Great Axe: [1d20=3] 7; Me smash: [1d12=9] 13
35:31 <Mort-> lol
35:32 <Ridali> @rhit
35:32 <diebot> Ridali, Throw Hammer: [1d20=19] 22; Me smash: [1d6=3] 6
35:37 <Ridali> wrong one sorry
35:47 <Ballig> you miss it
35:50 <Ballig> your axe smashes one of the windows
36:26 <Ridali> its hammer not axe i egt my weps confused sorry
36:38 <Ballig> is it a light hammer?
36:41 <Ballig> what is the weapon exactly
37:04 <Ridali> im so confused can i like commit suicide?
37:07 <Ballig> ha
37:08 <Mort-> relax
37:10 <Mort-> we'll work it out
37:12 <Ballig> just need to know what weapon you're using
37:14 <Mort-> Ive done sillier things
37:16 <Ballig> do you remember where you got the stats for it?
37:20 <Ridali> i dont even remmber
37:25 <Ridali> im sorry
38:05 <Ballig> yeah okay, you missed it
38:07 <Ballig> you have a movement remaining
38:25 <Snickers> change 50ft to 10ft on your sheet
38:28 <Mort-> "Get out of the way?"
38:41 <Ridali> um get out of the way and go where?
38:42 <Mort-> I get the feeling that jerus
38:44 <Ballig> he's not in anyone's way
38:45 <Mort-> would be better up there
38:46 <Ballig> no
38:46 <Mort-> I dounno
38:48 <Ballig> it's fine
38:48 <Snickers> just ignore her :P
38:49 <Mort-> not thinking straight
38:50 <Mort-> lol
38:54 <Mort-> yes I told you I AM hungover
38:54 <Mort-> lol
38:58 <Mort-> so yeah..
38:59 <Ballig> it's Jerus' turn
39:08 <Mort-> so yes you have a hungover wizzie
39:34 <Jerus> 5' E, reach action to hammer on one of these soon as they get close enough.
39:40 <Jerus> ready not reach
39:53 <Ballig> it's Oskar's turn
40:07 <Oskar> @rapid
40:07 <diebot> Oskar, attack1: [1d20=8] 14; damage1: [1d8=7] 9; attack2: [1d20=5] 11; damage2: [1d8=2] 4
40:12 <Oskar> end turn
40:13 <Ballig> your arrows miss it
40:15 <Ballig> it's Snickers' turn
40:21 <Snickers> I 5ft step SW
40:25 <Snickers> feather falling down
42:03 <Snickers> I reload my crossbow
43:09 <Ballig> #2 attacks
43:12 <Ballig> !rng Jerus Mort- Oskar Ridali Snickers Zirul
43:13 <diebot> Ballig, Oskar
43:33 <Ballig> !dist 15 15
43:34 <diebot> Ballig, Length of hypotenuse: 21.213203
43:43 <Mort-> hahah
43:45 <Mort-> dont worry
43:46 <Mort-> well fix it
44:08 <Ballig> he misses OSkar
44:09 <Mort-> thats why we might not be doing this correctly
44:12 <Ballig> #1 attacks
44:13 <Ballig> !rng Jerus Mort- Oskar Ridali Snickers Zirul
44:13 <diebot> Ballig, Snickers
44:24 <Jerus> @baoo
44:25 <diebot> Jerus, power attack: [1d20=19] 29; 3d6+13: [3d6=3,6,1] 23
44:34 <Ballig> the elemental howls in frustration as it disappears
44:40 <Mort-> looll
44:44 <Snickers> "I love you."
44:52 * Mort- giggles
44:53 <Ballig> it's Zirul's turn
44:56 <Snickers> (bluff)
45:00 * Jerus winks at Snickers.
45:07 <Zirul> !throw 1d20+6 sling magic stone #2
45:07 <diebot> Zirul, sling magic stone #2: [1d20=6] 12
45:15 <Ballig> your stone misses #2 and breaks another window, you monster
45:17 <Ballig> movement remains
45:24 <Zirul> end
45:31 <Zirul> "oops"
45:31 <Ballig> it's Mort's turn
45:57 <Mort-> jump down besides jerus
45:59 <Mort-> Ill jump
46:00 <Mort-> as in jump
46:01 <Mort-> really jump
46:06 <Ballig> okay
46:10 <Ballig> are you using acrobatics to reduce the damage
46:11 <Mort-> Try to mitigate the fall using acrobatics
46:12 <Mort-> yes
46:20 <Mort-> first 1d6 is non lethal
46:26 <Mort-> and 2nd 1d6 is lethal
46:45 <Mort-> If a character deliberately jumps instead of merely slipping or falling, the damage is the same but the first 1d6 is nonlethal damage. A DC 15 Acrobatics check allows the character to avoid any damage from the first 10 feet fallen and converts any damage from the second 10 feet to nonlethal damage. 
46:47 <Mort-> see this?
46:50 <Mort-> first 1d6 is non lethal
46:54 <Mort-> whether I make it orn ot
47:02 <Mort-> !throw 1d20+4 arcobatics
47:02 <diebot> Mort-, arcobatics: [1d20=4] 8
47:05 <Mort-> ooops
47:10 <Mort-> 1d6 non lethal, 1d6 lethal
47:38 <Ballig> you take 6 non-lethal damage and 2 regular damage
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47:40 <Ballig> and you are prone
47:45 <Mort-> stand up?
47:46 <Mort-> lol
47:52 <Ballig> you stand up
47:56 <Ballig> it's Ridali's turn
48:11 <Ridali> can i jump down for the sake of it?
48:24 <Ballig> I don't suggest following mort
48:26 <Mort-> lol
48:26 <Ballig> she's a little reckless
48:27 <Mort-> yeah true
48:28 <Snickers> you'll want to tumble like mort did
48:29 <Jerus> if you want to. It'll hurt.
48:30 <Ballig> and has almost double your hitpoints
48:30 <Mort-> that true
48:31 <Snickers> except not really like mort did
48:37 <Mort-> I have reasons anyway
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48:53 <Mort-> now I get to hide behind my big jerus tank..
48:54 <Ridali> okay lets try this, what do i need to roll?
48:58 <Mort-> urmmm..
49:00 <Snickers> acrobatics
49:02 <Mort-> I really dont recommend that..
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49:17 <Ballig> 1d20-2 for your acrobatics
49:24 <Ballig> you have to get a 17 or higher
49:33 <Ridali> !throw 1d20-2 acrobatics
49:33 <diebot> Ridali, acrobatics: [1d20=15] 13
49:45 <Ballig> you take 3 non-lethal damage and 1 regular damage
49:51 <Ballig> and you are prone on the ground
50:02 <Ridali> can i roll over and end turn?
50:06 <Ballig> you can stand up if you want
50:15 <Ridali> na i prefer lying down
50:23 <Ballig> you take a negative to your armour class if you get attacked
50:34 <Snickers> <?prone
50:35 <diebot> The character is lying on the ground. A prone attacker has a 4 penalty on melee attack rolls and cannot use a ranged weapon (except for a crossbow). A prone defender gains a +4 bonus to Armor Class against ranged attacks, but takes a 4 penalty to AC against melee attacks. // Standing up is a move-equivalent action that provokes an attack of opportunity.
50:38 <Ridali> yep im all good i want to make this more intresting
50:41 <Ballig> okay
50:44 <Ballig> it's Jerus' turn
50:48 <Mort-> this is funny shit
50:51 <Mort-> Ill explain what I had in mind later
51:05 <Tashes> Thats the most i've ever seen diebot say! Hello AI, Would you like to take over the world today?
51:15 <Jerus> Move to south of Ridali and Mort, ready action to clobber 2.
51:36 <Ballig> it's Oskar's turn
52:14 <Oskar> @rapid
52:14 <diebot> Oskar, attack1: [1d20=17] 23; damage1: [1d8=2] 4; attack2: [1d20=6] 12; damage2: [1d8=1] 3
52:19 <Oskar> end turn
52:21 <Ballig> you hit it with one arrow
52:28 <Ballig> it's Snickers' turn
52:50 <Snickers> 5ft step NW, reload, shoot
52:54 <Snickers> @xbow
52:54 <diebot> Snickers, attack: [1d20=8] 11; damage: [1d8=6] 6
53:00 <Ballig> your bolt misses, breaking another window
53:08 <Mort-> "Colleteral damage guys!"
53:10 <Ballig> #2 flies around to the west, then swoops in to attack Zirul
53:26 <Ballig> hitting him
53:27 <Snickers> "It's great, isn't it!"
53:27 <Zirul> ac 25
53:34 <Mort-> lol
53:34 <Zirul> 26
53:38 <Mort-> lol
53:40 <Ballig> he got a 26
53:44 <Mort-> epic :D
53:46 <Ballig> is your AC 30 with shield?
53:47 <Mort-> they finally hit the cleric
53:51 <Zirul> no
54:03 <Zirul> does not stack
54:05 <Mort-> he said something bout domain..
54:06 <Mort-> k
54:16 <Mort-> but it doesnt stack with the shield
54:18 <Mort-> anyway
54:21 <Zirul> I'm using a sling
54:32 <Mort-> can you use a sling and a shield at the same time..?
54:33 <Mort-> lol
54:43 <Zirul> and it does not stack
54:59 <Ballig> can you confirm for me right now what your AC is
55:02 <Ballig> at the moment
55:05 <Zirul> 26
55:07 <Ballig> okay
55:08 <Mort-> k
55:08 <Ballig> it hits you
55:16 <Mort-> Awww man it hit the cleric
55:22 <Ballig> dealing 8 points of damage
55:28 <Zirul> 9/17
55:36 <Ballig> and it flies back into the air
55:40 <Ballig> it's Zirul's turn
55:40 <Mort-> "I think we all need to get down"
55:53 <Zirul> !throw 1d20+6 sling magic stone #3
55:53 <diebot> Zirul, sling magic stone #3: [1d20=10] 16
55:59 <Ballig> your stone misses
56:06 <Ballig> movement remains
56:09 <Snickers> brb
56:10 <Zirul> end
56:15 <Ballig> it's Mort's turn
56:16 <Mort-> how much damage did we do to the first elemental
56:20 <Jerus> "Get on over this way!"
56:34 <Mort-> go to J8 draw longbow shoot at 1
56:45 <Mort-> !throw 1d20+5 longbow
56:45 <diebot> Mort-, longbow: [1d20=20] 25
56:51 <Mort-> !throw 1d20+5 longbow
56:52 <diebot> Mort-, longbow: [1d20=9] 14
56:55 <Mort-> no confrim
57:02 <Mort-> !throw 1d8
57:02 <diebot> Mort-, 1d8: [1d8=2] 2
57:03 <Ballig> you hit regular
57:04 <Mort-> out of habit
57:05 <Mort-> sorry
57:06 <Mort-> haha
57:12 <Ballig> it's Ridali's turn
57:21 <Mort-> i spend too much time with a crit class aka..kahz
57:22 <Mort-> khaz
57:37 <Ridali> stand up
57:42 <Ballig> okay
57:49 <Ballig> standard action remains
57:55 <Ridali> stares at the elemental and ends turn
58:02 <Ballig> it's Jerus' turn
58:23 <Jerus> Reacy action. Yell at Zirul to move over this way. Done.
58:23 <Ballig> Zirul: do you mind muting skype
58:35 <Ballig> it's OSkar's turn
58:35 <Jerus> Ready even.
58:39 <Jerus> My spelling is abysmal.
58:41 <Oskar> @rapid
58:41 <diebot> Oskar, attack1: [1d20=8] 14; damage1: [1d8=6] 8; attack2: [1d20=4] 10; damage2: [1d8=8] 10
58:43 <Oskar> end turn
58:47 <Ballig> both your arrows miss
58:49 <Ballig> it's Snickers' turn
59:05 <Snickers> reload and shoot
59:08 <Snickers> @xbow
59:08 <diebot> Snickers, attack: [1d20=19] 22; damage: [1d8=6] 6
59:11 <Ballig> you hit
59:23 <Ballig> #2 attacks Zirul again
59:29 <Mort-> how much damage have we done ot htat thing
59:32 <Ballig> but misses
59:35 <Ballig> it's Zirul's turn
59:58 <Snickers> "Jump down while you still can!"
00:05 <Mort-> 9/17...
00:07 <Mort-> we can fix it acutally
00:27 <Zirul> switch to glaive
00:30 <Zirul> totaldef
00:38 <Zirul> ac 30
00:39 <Ballig> it's Mort's turn
00:45 <Mort-> shot at that elemental up there
00:50 <Ballig> roll to hit
00:51 <Mort-> !throw 1d20+5 longbow
00:51 <diebot> Mort-, longbow: [1d20=17] 22
00:53 <Ballig> you hit
00:54 <Ballig> roll damage
00:55 <Mort-> !throw 1d8
00:55 <diebot> Mort-, 1d8: [1d8=8] 8
00:59 <Mort-> that should do the trick..
01:09 <Ballig> the elemental screams in auran
01:10 <Ballig> and disappears
01:12 <Mort-> heyyy
01:13 <Mort-> I knwo auran
01:15 <Mort-> what did he say..
01:20 <Mort-> uh wait
01:21 <Mort-> lol
01:23 <Snickers> haha
01:24 <Mort-> not..
01:28 <Mort-> well
01:30 <Mort-> thats funny
01:38 <Oskar> ok i'll take my time climbing down
01:50 <Mort-> what do they have exactly..
01:55 <Mort-> so we all die?
02:01 <Mort-> oh
02:10 <Mort-> cant do anything about that
02:27 <Mort-> I can give people fly
02:59 <Jerus> "Whew. Alright. How we doin?"
03:30 <Ballig> !roll 6d6
03:31 <dicebot> Ballig, 6d6: [6d6=4,4,3,3,3,2] 19
03:34 * Mort- passes 2 scrolls to snickers - these two give me creeps..
03:34 <Ridali> quick question what happens when someone hits 0hp?
03:39 <Mort-> you pass out :D
03:56 <Ridali> and then?
04:02 <Mort-> hope your teammates get to you
04:03 <Mort-> else you splat :D
04:24 <Ridali> so splat means ur out for rest of the game?
04:28 <Mort-> urm
04:30 <Mort-> it means you're dead
04:31 <Ballig> if you die you die
04:34 <Mort-> try not to think about it too much
04:38 <Snickers> zirul?
04:43 <Ballig> religion checks anyone?
04:44 <Zirul> what
04:49 <Zirul> nah
04:56 <Mort-> !throw 1d20+8 religion
04:57 <Zirul> zilch
04:57 <diebot> Mort-, religion: [1d20=2] 10
05:00 <Zirul> lol
05:00 <Mort-> hehe
05:02 <Mort-> royal fk up
05:08 <Ballig> anyone know Azlanti?
05:12 <Mort-> Anyway.. I give 2 scrolls of infernal healing 
05:14 <Mort-> to snickers
05:17 <Mort-> okay
05:19 <Mort-> lignustics?
05:21 <Mort-> can I try to fake it?
05:23 <Ballig> or roll linguistics
05:34 <Zirul> I do
05:40 <Jerus> "I'm alright I think."
05:47 <Zirul> "Help me, I'm hurt."
05:47 <Mort-> !throw 1d20+8 linguistics
05:48 <diebot> Mort-, linguistics: [1d20=12] 20
05:53 <Mort-> k what gibberish do I get
05:57 <Zirul> "Oh."
05:57 <Ballig> Zirul: you're a cleric
06:05 <Zirul> "Right!"
06:07 <Mort-> yeah but I giave 2 infernal healing scrolls to snickers
06:11 <Snickers> "C'mon Zirul!"
06:15 <Snickers> "Thanks!"
06:18 <Zirul> Zirul has low int as well
06:20 <Snickers> I pocket them
06:25 <Ballig> Mort-: you recognise lettering along the balustrate as the infamous Starfall Doctrine, which prophesied Aroden's return to usher in an Age of Glory but was proven false when he died on the eve of its manifestation
06:27 <Mort-> "These two give me creeps"
06:35 <Mort-> (good aligned character)
06:54 <Mort-> "Use them as you see fit"
06:54 <Zirul> channel
06:58 <Zirul> @chn
06:59 <diebot> Zirul, channel energy: [1d6=4] 4
07:08 <Zirul> @chn
07:08 <diebot> Zirul, channel energy: [1d6=6] 6
07:11 <Mort-> aww okay 2 non lethal damage back
07:16 <Mort-> none lol
07:24 <Mort-> full hp 
07:29 <Snickers> is anyone still wounded
07:31 <Jerus> "So now where we goin'?"
07:31 <Zirul> everyone at full?
07:39 <Ridali> im at 12/16hp
07:40 <Jerus> "I'm just great now, thankya."
07:40 <Snickers> @see
07:41 <diebot> Snickers, perception: [1d20=15] 17
07:44 <Mort-> @see
07:45 <Jerus> @perc
07:45 <diebot> Jerus, perception: [1d20=4] 7
07:45 <diebot> Mort-, perception: [1d20=11] 15
08:07 <Ballig> the elementals gathered much of the corpses' treasure and hid it under the altar
08:07 <Zirul> @see
08:08 <diebot> Zirul, perception: [1d20=10] 19
08:15 <Ridali> !throw 1d20+2 see stuff
08:16 <diebot> Ridali, see stuff: [1d20=16] 18
08:26 <Ballig> you find assorted jewellery worth 404gp, a hat and a pearl
08:36 <Mort-> "I recognize the lettering along the balustrate as teh infamous starfall doctorine, which prophesied Ardens return to usher in an age of glory but was proven false when he died on the eve of its manifestation"
08:40 <Mort-> yeah
08:43 <Mort-> lest go spellcraft it
08:44 <Zirul> "can I have the hat?"
08:44 <Snickers> "Check the pearl and the hat for magic."
08:50 <Mort-> !throw 1d20+11 spellcraft
08:51 <diebot> Mort-, spellcraft: [1d20=10] 21
08:53 <Mort-> cast detect magic
08:56 <Mort-> on pearl
09:01 <Mort-> and hat
09:21 <Ballig> Mort-: it's a hat of disguise and a pearl of power (level 1)
09:33 <Mort-> "Hat is for disguise, pearl of power is for a level 1 spell"
09:36 <Snickers> "I'll take the hat."
09:39 <Mort-> "Does anyone want the pearl?"
09:46 <Snickers> "I'll take the pearl too if you don't want it."
09:54 <Mort-> "Feel free, I already have one"
09:56 <Mort-> "Pacrat."
09:59 <Mort-> "Packrat"
10:08 <Zirul> can I use the pearl?
10:14 <Mort-> "Ask snickers not me"
10:21 <Ballig> Zirul: you can
10:24 <Ballig> anyone who prepares spells can
10:31 <Zirul> "Lemme have the pearl."
10:39 <Snickers> "Sure."
10:44 <Zirul> "Gimme, gimme, gimme."
10:51 <Mort-> "Silly halflings."
10:59 <Zirul> "Shiny!"
11:02 <Ballig> you find a locked trap door in the altar
11:08 * Snickers reloads the crossbow
11:15 <Snickers> "Oskar."
11:18 <Mort-> "Hrm. Ridali, have a key?"
11:22 <Mort-> "The big pointy sort"
11:25 * Mort- grins at Ridali
12:13 <Mort-> "After we made that unholy ruckus..I think everyone knows where we are"
12:27 <Snickers> "Bash away!"
12:29 * Mort- pokes Ridali on his shoulder
12:32 <Jerus> "Want me to give it a swing then?"
12:39 <Jerus> @bpa
12:39 <diebot> Jerus, power attack: [1d20=11] 20; 3d6+13: [3d6=4,2,3] 22
12:40 <Mort-> "Good Sir, could one of you use your keys?"
12:57 <Ballig> Jerus smashes the trapdoor open
13:03 <Mort-> how big is the trapdoor
13:06 <Jerus> "See? Not too hard."
13:10 <Ballig> there is a narrow set of stairs leading downward into the cathedral's crypt
13:18 <Mort-> "I dont want to go in there!"
13:24 <Mort-> "Its dark and scawy!"
13:42 <Oskar> ok marching order
13:49 <Zirul> me
13:51 <Jerus> Zirul, me.
13:55 <Snickers> last
14:01 <Mort-> centre
14:06 <Mort-> prefebaly behind ridali/jerus
14:12 <Ballig> "This maze of tunnels is beyond the scope of this scenario and is heavily guarded by [troops], throngs of whom can be heard chanting warcries in Goblin."
14:22 <Mort-> I dont understand goblin 
14:29 <Mort-> undercommon though
14:32 <Mort-> who cares
14:44 * Oskar walks off whistling innocently
14:49 <Zirul> humpty dumpty door
15:03 <Mort-> down the trapdoor
15:06 <Mort-> but hey
15:07 <Mort-> Im scared
15:10 <Mort-> I dont want to go in..
17:09 <Ballig> At the southern end of the congregation hall, an ornate choir 
17:09 <Ballig> loft  sits  twenty  feet  above  the  ground,  joined  to  the  narrow 
17:09 <Ballig> balcony  encircling  the  nave  and  dome.  The  richly  decorated 
17:09 <Ballig> wall panels depict scenes of strangely dressed men, while the 
17:16 <Snickers> check the east door
17:17 <Ballig> low marble balustrade shows human figures celebrating. Many 
17:18 <Ballig> of these scenes have suffered recent damage, with stone shards 
17:18 <Ballig> and a broken bannister littering the floor. Several smashed glass 
17:18 <Ballig> cases line the room, numerous swords of widely varying styles 
17:18 <Ballig> and construction poking out of them.
17:18 <Ballig> Along the Cathedral’s south wall, a ten-foot-wide rose window 
17:18 <Ballig> glitters with the sun, bathing the loft in light. A number of red 
17:18 <Ballig> figures  surround  a  strange  white  shape  against  the  window’s 
17:18 <Ballig> blue background.
17:18 <Ballig> A  spiral  staircase  leads  down  and  a  pair  of  doors  lead  east 
17:18 <Ballig> and west.
17:52 <Ballig> religion or history checks
17:58 <Mort-> !throw 1d20+8 religion
17:58 <diebot> Mort-, religion: [1d20=13] 21
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18:04 <Mort-> !throw 1d20+8 history
18:04 <diebot> Mort-, history: [1d20=19] 27
18:07 <Mort-> wellz
18:13 <Snickers> !throw 1d20+9 history
18:13 <diebot> Snickers, history: [1d20=18] 27
18:28 <Ridali> "religious bastard, i mean good job mort"
18:51 <Snickers> "historical"
19:00 <Ballig> Mort-, Snickers: you suspect that the scene (on the rose window) should depict the raising of the Starstone, but the figures hands are positioned in such a way that they appear to be lowering the artifact instead of raising it
19:01 <Jerus> "Whats that outside?"
19:14 <Snickers> can we reposition them
19:16 <Mort-> "Im userful"
19:22 <Ballig> roll initiative
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19:26 <Snickers> @init
19:26 <diebot> Snickers, init: [1d20=11] 13
19:29 <Mort-> !throw 1d20+5 initiative
19:30 <diebot> Mort-, initiative: [1d20=3] 8
19:46 <Ridali> !throw 1d20+2 init
19:46 <diebot> Ridali, init: [1d20=18] 20
19:49 <Oskar> @init
19:49 <diebot> Oskar, initiative: [1d20=11] 15
19:53 * Mort- cheers ridali on
20:08 <Ballig> Jerus and Zirul
20:10 <Jerus> @init
20:10 <diebot> Jerus, 1d20+3: [1d20=1] 4
20:16 <Zirul> @init
20:16 <diebot> Zirul, initiative: [1d20=20] 23
20:17 <Zirul> lol
20:59 <Snickers> @init
20:59 <diebot> Snickers, init: [1d20=20] 22
21:02 <Snickers> :o)
21:06 <Snickers> rolled a 20 out of the dice :(
21:39 <Mort-> now god damn it
21:41 <Mort-> what is the starstone
21:52 <Ballig> the window animates, and leaps toward
21:54 <Ballig> !rng Zirul Jerus
21:54 <diebot> Ballig, Jerus
21:56 <Ballig> Jerus
21:58 <Mort-> what the?
22:00 <Mort-> oh god..
22:02 * Mort- yelps
22:14 <Ballig> but misses
22:17 <Zirul> specifically an MS
22:37 <Ballig> it's Zirul's turn
22:53 <Zirul> distract it
22:57 <Ballig> roll to hit
23:03 <Zirul> attack with morningstar using aid
23:07 <Ballig> for whom?
23:42 <Zirul> !throw 1d20+3 aid Jerus
23:43 <diebot> Zirul, aid Jerus: [1d20=18] 21
23:51 <Ballig> you have a movement action remaining
23:55 <Zirul> +4 ac
24:03 <Zirul> end turn
24:37 <Ballig> +4 AC?
24:49 <Ballig> from what?
25:11 <Zirul> Jerus gets +4ac fromwindow
25:11 <Mort-> givign jerus a +4 ac?
25:40 <Zirul> helpful trait
25:49 <Zirul> halfling racial trait
26:03 <Jerus> http://www.d20pfsrd.com/traits/race-traits/helpful
26:14 <Zirul> Halflings of Golarion
26:17 <Ballig> okay
26:19 <Ballig> it's Ridali's turn
26:37 <Jerus> "Can I get some space?"
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26:41 <Mort-> (great this is funny..we're getting hit by an animated window)
27:15 <Ridali> can i move 32,j?
27:34 <Mort-> you dont need to
27:36 <Mort-> you can hit from..
27:40 <Zirul> It's a Windows animation
27:44 <Mort-> H32
27:54 <Mort-> becuase youre now using a reach weapon
27:54 <Ballig> Ridali: give me your movements
27:58 <Ballig> like 2 west, 1 southwest or whatever
28:09 <Zirul> brb
28:09 <Ridali> h32
28:10 <Mort-> you cant hit from 5 ft..
28:11 <Mort-> anyway
28:12 <Mort-> for ridali
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28:35 <Ridali> 2 south
28:44 <Mort-> he cant hit
28:45 <Mort-> with a reach weapon
28:46 <Ridali> and then 2 west
28:46 <Mort-> from there
28:51 <Mort-> oh gosh
28:53 <Mort-> yeah
29:01 <Ridali> oh u can move diagnolly
29:03 <Ballig> that's 15 feet of mvoement
29:06 <Mort-> he needs to be at H32?
29:08 <Mort-> I thought?
29:09 <Mort-> to hit?
29:14 <Mort-> k
29:22 <Ridali> so confused shut up mort
29:25 <Mort-> k
29:26 <Mort-> :D
29:29 <Ballig> what do you want to do now Ridali
29:46 <Ridali> stare at the window cause im confused
29:49 <Ridali> end turn
29:50 <Ballig> okay
29:54 <Ballig> it's Oskar's turn
30:05 <Oskar> 2s
30:11 <Oskar> @bowpb
30:12 <diebot> Oskar, attack: [1d20=12] 21; damage1: [1d8=1] 4
30:16 <Oskar> end turn
30:28 <Ballig> your arrow hits, and scratches the window
30:31 <Ballig> you don't think it did much damage
30:38 <Ballig> it's Snickers' turn
31:00 <Mort-> "Sounds like something blunt might come in order"
31:10 <Zirul> wait, we just had practice killing windows right?
31:20 <Jerus> "Am I the only one that ever uses a blunt weapon?"
31:26 <Mort-> "Not really, I have spares"
31:37 <Ridali> "mort start singing"
32:11 <Snickers> 5ft SE, drawing dagger
32:16 <Snickers> aiding Jerus
32:21 <Snickers> !throw 1d20-1
32:21 <diebot> Snickers, 1d20-1: [1d20=20] 19
32:29 <Ballig> for AC or attack?
33:02 <Snickers> attack
33:14 <Ballig> okay
33:16 <Ballig> the window attacks
33:20 <Ballig> !rng Oskar Zirul Jerus Snickers
33:21 <diebot> Ballig, Jerus
33:22 <Ballig> Jerus
33:44 <Zirul> its a microsoft
33:45 <Mort-> we see the damage
33:47 <Ballig> hitting him once, and dealing 8 damage
34:03 <Ballig> it's Mort-'s turn
34:11 <Zirul> he got +4ac right?
34:12 <Mort-> delay, I cant get a clear shot of that thing
34:16 <Ballig> Zirul: it rolled a natural 20
34:20 <Ballig> and it no longer has the +4 AC
34:21 <Oskar> zirul: it'
34:24 <Zirul> yikes
34:29 <Oskar> zirul: it'll be a microsoft once we crash it
34:32 <Mort-> lol
34:35 <Zirul> lol
34:37 <Ballig> it's Jerus' turn
34:50 <Jerus> 5' N, break the window!
34:57 <Jerus> @pa
34:57 <diebot> Jerus, power attack: [1d20=2] 11; damage: [1d12=12] 24
35:03 <Ballig> you miss it
35:07 <Mort-> I want to take my turn
35:08 <Ballig> it's Zirul's turn
35:09 <Mort-> shoot into melee
35:11 <Ballig> or Mort
35:12 <Mort-> I delayed
35:12 <Ballig> go ahead
35:18 <Mort-> !throw 1d20+1 acid touch on the window
35:19 <diebot> Mort-, acid touch on the window: [1d20=7] 8
35:21 <Mort-> mis
35:23 <Mort-> end turn
35:23 <Ballig> you miss it
35:25 <Ballig> it's Zirul's turn
35:34 <Zirul> aid
35:45 <Zirul> !throw 1d20+3 aid Jerus
35:45 <diebot> Zirul, aid Jerus: [1d20=9] 12
35:48 <Ballig> you aid
35:50 <Zirul> +4 attack
35:50 <Ballig> for AC or attack?
35:51 <Ballig> okay
35:54 <Ballig> movement remains
35:58 <Mort-> this is hilarious
35:58 <Mort-> :D
36:12 <Ballig> do you want to move
36:38 <Zirul> "I bet this thing is weak against swarms."
36:46 <Ballig> it's Ridali's turn
37:00 <Mort-> "Do I look like I have...any swarms?"
37:04 <Mort-> "Besides I hate them"
37:08 <Zirul> lotsa bugs! lol
37:13 <Ridali> 2 east
37:21 <Ballig> okay
37:25 <Oskar> "ridali just delay and i'll get out of your way"
37:25 <Mort-> "I keep having a bad feeling about swarms"
37:47 <Ballig> what do you do now Ridali
37:53 <Ridali> can i attack wiht my great axe?
37:59 <Ridali> with*
38:01 <Mort-> sure
38:10 <Ridali> no reach on greataxe
38:16 <Ballig> you can hit it
38:17 <Ballig> roll to attack
38:22 <Ridali> @hit
38:22 <diebot> Ridali, Swing Great Axe: [1d20=11] 15; Me smash: [1d12=3] 7
38:28 <Ballig> you swing at it but miss
38:31 <Ballig> it's Oskar's turn
38:44 <Oskar> @rapidpb
38:44 <diebot> Oskar, attack1: [1d20=12] 19; damage1: [1d8=8] 11; attack2: [1d20=12] 19; damage2: [1d8=5] 8
38:47 <Oskar> end turn
38:50 <Ballig> you miss it
38:58 <Ballig> for once you AREN'T breaking windows with your arrows
38:59 <Ballig>  ha ha ha
39:02 <Ballig> it's snickers' turn
39:27 <Snickers> !throw 1d20-1
39:27 <diebot> Snickers, 1d20-1: [1d20=13] 12
39:31 <Ballig> you aid
39:33 <Ballig> for AC or attack?
39:36 <Snickers> attack
39:42 <Ballig> movement remains
39:46 <Zirul> +6 total!
39:47 <Ballig> the window attacks
39:54 <Ballig> !rng Zirul Ridali Jerus Snickers Mort-
39:54 <diebot> Ballig, Snickers
40:01 <Mort-> I sure hope you got great ac.
40:17 <Ballig> hitting him once, dealing 8 damage
40:23 <Mort-> what were you fking up in a melee then :D
40:30 <Snickers> 12/20
40:40 <Ballig> it's Jerus' turn
40:54 <Jerus> @pa
40:55 <diebot> Jerus, power attack: [1d20=5] 14; damage: [1d12=6] 18
41:01 <Ballig> you hit it !
41:03 <Jerus> SMASH!
41:12 <Ballig> you smash it in the face, dealing slightly less damage than you expected
41:19 <Mort-> hrrrmm..
41:23 <Zirul> savage beatdown!
41:23 <Ballig> movement remains
41:50 <Jerus> no
41:52 <Ballig> it's Mort's turn
42:26 <Mort-> move 
42:34 <Ballig> to where?
42:41 <Mort-> south west and aid ridali on his attack
42:46 <Mort-> longsword melee
42:50 <Mort-> !throw 1d20+0
42:50 <Ballig> roll to hit
42:50 <diebot> Mort-, 1d20+0: [1d20=7] 7
42:52 <Mort-> wait sorry
42:52 <Ballig> okay
42:53 <Mort-> I have +2
42:53 <Ballig> you fail to aid
42:55 <Mort-> but still nevermind
42:56 <Mort-> yeah
42:58 <Mort-> wizards make bad..
42:59 <Ballig> you still fail, it's 10 to raid
43:01 <Ballig> -r
43:03 <Mort-> ya
43:04 <Mort-> true
43:06 <Ballig> it's Zirul's turn
43:09 <Zirul> aid
43:13 <Zirul> !throw 1d20+3 aid Jerus
43:13 <diebot> Zirul, aid Jerus: [1d20=1] 4
43:16 <Mort-> lolz
43:16 <Ballig> you fail to aid
43:18 <Ballig> movement remains
43:19 <Zirul> end
43:23 <Ballig> it's Ridali's turn
44:05 <Zirul> aid
44:09 Ridali has quit (Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client)
44:21 <Ballig> he attacks
44:31 <Ballig> !roll 1d20+4 ridali attack
44:32 <dicebot> Ballig, ridali attack: [1d20=16] 20
44:34 <Ballig> he hits
44:38 <Mort-> roll damage with greatsword
45:02 <Ballig> !roll 1d12+7 damage
45:02 <dicebot> Ballig, damage: [1d12=12] 19
45:08 <Ballig> dealing a bunch of damage
45:20 <Ballig> cracking the window
45:28 <Mort-> but does it look resistant toi the damage?
45:31 <Ballig> a bit
45:33 <Jerus> greatsword's 2d6 for further note.
45:36 <Ballig> it's Oskar's turn
45:43 <Oskar> @rapidpb
45:44 <diebot> Oskar, attack1: [1d20=15] 22; damage1: [1d8=2] 5; attack2: [1d20=8] 15; damage2: [1d8=8] 11
45:46 <Oskar> end turn
45:49 <Oskar> -4 to hit
46:05 <Ballig> your first arrow hits
46:07 <Ballig> but does no damage
46:11 <Ballig> it's Snickers' turn
46:16 <Snickers> 5ft step NE
46:21 <Snickers> cure light wounds on self
46:25 <Snickers> !throw 1d8+1
46:25 <Ballig> roll it
46:25 <diebot> Snickers, 1d8+1: [1d8=2] 3
46:30 <Ballig> okay
46:32 <Mort-> didnt your mom tell you not to..heal in combat :D
46:33 <Mort-> lolz
46:37 <Mort-> but suit urself
46:46 <Ballig> the window attacks
46:51 <Snickers> I can't be useful anymore
46:52 <Mort-> avatar check on ridali..
46:53 <Mort-> true
46:55 <Ballig> !rng ridali Zirul Mort- Snickers
46:55 <diebot> Ballig, Snickers
46:56 <Snickers> except to take another hit
46:59 <Mort-> wait
46:59 <Mort-> aoo
47:03 <Ballig> 5 foot step
47:04 <Mort-> or 5 ft
47:05 <Mort-> ah k
47:19 <Mort-> boh hits
47:22 <Mort-> okay we're in trouble
47:28 <Ballig> hitting twice for 18 damage
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47:33 <Snickers> -3/20
47:46 <Ballig> Snickers is unconscious and dying
47:50 <Ballig> it's Jerus' turn
48:30 <Jerus> 5' west, smash this thing. Avenge snickers
48:35 <Jerus> @pa
48:35 <diebot> Jerus, power attack: [1d20=19] 28; damage: [1d12=9] 21
48:41 <Ballig> even with cover you hit
48:44 <Ballig> and smash it to pieces
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48:53 <Mort-> k now we need to do something to snickers..
48:58 <Ballig> Snickers: roll stabilise
49:00 * Mort- runs over and starts tweaking wand..
49:06 <Zirul> lemme stabilise him
49:10 <Snickers> !throw 1d20+1-3
49:10 <diebot> Snickers, 1d20+1-3: [1d20=17] 15
49:14 * Zirul casts Stabilize
49:18 <Ballig> Snickers is stable
49:28 <Mort-> !throw 1d20+10 use magic device
49:29 <diebot> Mort-, use magic device: [1d20=20] 30
49:30 <Zirul> "I can do that?"
49:31 <Mort-> k
49:34 <Jerus> "I got a wand you can use on her if we need to."
49:36 <Mort-> !throw 1d8+1
49:36 <diebot> Mort-, 1d8+1: [1d8=2] 3
49:39 <Zirul> any clw wands?
49:44 <Mort-> I use one charge of clw wand
49:44 * Jerus hands his to Zirul.
49:45 <Snickers> 0/20
49:48 <Snickers> I wake up
49:49 <Jerus> "Fix me up too?"
49:57 <Snickers> I use infernal healing on myself
49:58 <Snickers> twice
50:02 <Snickers> 20/20
50:54 <Mort-> both
50:59 <Snickers> !throw 1d20+9 history
50:59 <diebot> Snickers, history: [1d20=14] 23
50:59 <Mort-> religion
51:06 <Mort-> !throw 1d20+8
51:07 <diebot> Mort-, 1d20+8: [1d20=15] 23
51:13 <Snickers> :o)
51:15 <Mort-> reliigion
51:19 <Ballig> you both recognise them as blades associated with heroes of Aroden's faith, although most are replicas
51:25 <Jerus> "Zirul, I could use a bit of that wand if you don't mind. Much appreciate it."
51:30 <Snickers> is there any books in here
51:35 <Ballig> but you find a bastard sword with a wolf-head hilt along the east wall
51:46 * Mort- gets jerus's wand from zirul..
51:47 <Ballig> and a gleaming mithral short sword with intricate scrollwork on its blade along the west wall
51:54 <Snickers> "Check for magic, Mort."
52:02 <Mort-> I cast detect magic on both items
52:04 <Mort-> while getting the wand out
52:08 <Ballig> the bastard sword is magic, the mithral sword is not
52:11 <Mort-> !throw 1d20+10 use magic device
52:11 <diebot> Mort-, use magic device: [1d20=4] 14
52:14 <Mort-> urm failed
52:15 <Mort-> try again..
52:21 <Mort-> !throw 1d20+10 use magic device
52:22 <diebot> Mort-, use magic device: [1d20=6] 16
52:22 <Zirul> @clw on Jerus
52:26 <Mort-> ah k
52:28 <Mort-> better lol
52:34 <Mort-> you can
52:35 <Mort-> yes
52:43 <Zirul> @clw
52:44 <diebot> Zirul, cure light wounds that never heal: [1d8=4] 5
52:45 <Mort-> Identify bastard sword
52:46 <Mort-> yeah
52:47 <Mort-> he is
52:48 <Mort-> but he was afk
52:49 <Mort-> :D
52:54 <Mort-> how do I identify it
52:55 <Mort-> spellcraft?
52:57 <Jerus> "Thankya. Much better."
52:58 <Ballig> spellcraft
53:03 <Mort-> !throw 1d20+11 spellcraft
53:04 <diebot> Mort-, spellcraft: [1d20=2] 13
53:07 <Ballig> you fail to identify it
53:14 <Mort-> "Anyone wants to give it a shot?"
53:32 <Mort-> I have detect magic
53:51 <Oskar> "ok did we want to check the east door?"
53:55 <Jerus> Carry the bastard sword around anyway?
53:56 <Mort-> take the mitrhal short sword
53:58 <Mort-> you can
54:02 <Ballig> the door to the east tower is locked
54:05 <Jerus> Sure will.
54:18 <Mort-> "Keys guys!:
54:20 <Snickers> we have a remedy for that
54:21 <Oskar> hey jerus: do you want to "disable device" on the door?
54:26 <Mort-> snickers - check whats up with ridali
54:27 <Jerus> "Anyone wanna give the door a shot or am I just dealin' with it the normal way?"
54:31 <Mort-> "No"
54:34 <Mort-> "You may use your key"
54:36 <Mort-> hes offline
54:43 <Mort-> is he on skype or did his comp crash
54:45 <Mort-> pr whatever
54:47 * Jerus uses his 'key' on the door.
54:49 <Jerus> @pa
54:50 <diebot> Jerus, power attack: [1d20=10] 19; damage: [1d12=8] 20
54:59 <Ballig> Jerus makes a lot of noise destroying the door
55:02 * Mort- is impressed
55:47 <Oskar> "they might have thought the bells were heralding our departure rather than our arrival..."
56:01 <Mort-> "I doubt it, we've already made noise"
56:14 <Jerus> "Huh. Maybe. We ain't quite sneaky."
56:44 <Zirul> "Well, we just confirmed it that we're here"
56:58 <Oskar> "um, yes i was being sarcastic..."
57:16 <Oskar> "of course"
57:34 <Zirul> "is that something delicious?"
57:37 <Ballig> At the center of this twenty-foot-square room stand eight stout 
57:37 <Ballig> glass  receptacles  filled  with  fluids  ranging  from  clear  liquid  to 
57:37 <Ballig> green jelly. Warty, fleshy blobs, resembling tiny humanoids, float 
57:37 <Ballig> inside each one. In one tube, a large black eye blinks up and down 
57:37 <Ballig> repeatedly, while in others a creature’s arms wave frantically and 
57:37 <Ballig> a strangely pretty doll-faced creature floats calmly.
57:37 <Ballig> Heavy  wooden  benches  ring  the  room,  overflowing  with 
57:37 <Ballig> alembics,  beakers,  ovens,  tubes,  and  alchemical  equipment 
57:37 <Ballig> of  all  sorts.  Stout  doors  stand  along  the  room’s  western  and 
57:37 <Ballig> northern walls, and a narrow staircase leads upward along the 
57:37 <Ballig> north wall.
58:57 <Jerus> "Anyone got a uh. Empty bottle or somethin' I could borrow?"
59:14 <Zirul> can we take a 10 min break? just need to grab a burger
59:24 <Oskar> "um people, please don't touch these jars..."
59:30 <Snickers> go asap !
59:31 <Zirul> ok
59:33 <Zirul> brb
00:03 <Oskar> are there any test tubes in here?
00:09 <Mort-> I dont have any 
00:25 <Mort-> well I have a water skin
00:28 <Mort-> I can unwater it
00:32 <Mort-> and you cna use it
00:44 <Snickers> any potions?
00:52 <Mort-> acid falsks
00:53 * Jerus collects himself a flask.
00:55 <Mort-> you can pour one out
01:00 <Mort-> and use it too
02:03 * Snickers takes the rat
02:05 * Oskar takes 4 flasks and take a sample of the liquid from each jar
02:16 <Jerus> theres 8, actually.
02:42 <Snickers> !throw 1d20+9 craft alchemy
02:43 <diebot> Snickers, craft alchemy: [1d20=19] 28
02:47 <Zirul> m back
02:52 <Ballig> you take it
03:04 <Snickers> "Sorry."
03:07 * Mort- shrugs and laughs at her companions and her antics
03:16 <Jerus> "Snickers, could you get me a flask of some of this uh. Juice? Liquid?"
03:27 <Snickers> "I can try."
03:50 * Jerus hands a flask to Snickers.
04:00 <Mort-> yeah I have craft
04:01 <Mort-> but its not..
04:04 <Snickers> !throw 1d20+9 craft alchemy
04:05 <diebot> Snickers, craft alchemy: [1d20=7] 16
04:06 <Jerus> "I don't think I really care which. One of 'em that looks good I guess."
04:17 <Ballig> snickers takes 4 acid damage
04:19 <Mort-> hes better then I am at it
04:20 <Mort-> ouch..
04:23 <Snickers> "OW!"
04:24 <Ballig> okay no he doesn't, the DC is 10
04:29 <Mort-> "you sure it was a good idea?"
04:30 <Ballig> snickers gets a sample
04:31 <Snickers> :|
04:34 <Ballig> BUT I AM PUTTING IT ON YOUR CHRONICLE SHEET
04:35 <Ballig> !!!
04:37 <Mort-> I have craft
04:37 <Jerus> "Thankya very much."
04:49 <Mort-> but its not stated which one
04:53 <Snickers> you're too slow
04:55 <Snickers> take alchemy
04:57 <Snickers> everybody does
04:59 <Mort-> okay
05:02 <Mort-> can I do
05:03 <Mort-> rings?
05:04 <Mort-> LD
05:04 <Mort-> k
05:06 <Snickers> you can identify potions with it
05:11 <Snickers> (usually)
05:17 <Mort-> mine is craft jewelery
05:18 * Jerus puts his flask away.
05:21 <Mort-> its RP
05:30 <Snickers> ok
05:46 <Snickers> make sure it's on your sheet
05:51 <Mort-> will do it now
06:17 <Snickers> @see
06:18 <diebot> Snickers, perception: [1d20=12] 14
06:20 <Oskar> @see
06:21 <diebot> Oskar, perception: [1d20=15] 20
06:23 <Mort-> !throw 1d20+2 perception
06:24 <diebot> Mort-, perception: [1d20=18] 20
06:27 <Zirul> go inside the room
06:32 <Zirul> @see
06:33 <diebot> Zirul, perception: [1d20=4] 13
06:33 <Jerus> @perc
06:34 <diebot> Jerus, perception: [1d20=7] 10
07:18 <Zirul> search the room first for a "ledger"
07:36 <Zirul> @see
07:36 <diebot> Zirul, perception: [1d20=4] 13
07:55 <Oskar> "zirul are you trying to find something?"
08:13 <Zirul> nah, I'm good
08:18 <Oskar> "ok"
08:20 <Mort-> yeah
08:31 <Ballig> you don't find a ledger
09:01 <Mort-> yeah splat yesterday
10:00 <Mort-> do it..
10:02 <Snickers> brb
10:03 <Mort-> carefully.
10:05 <Mort-> NOT the key.
10:24 * Mort- is distinctively edgy
10:28 * Mort- doesnt like dark rooms
11:14 <Oskar> crack a sunrod
11:19 <Oskar> just to be sure
11:44 <Zirul> use my shining wayfinder to light the way
12:08 <Jerus> lets head on in.
12:17 <Zirul> ok
12:26 <Mort-> loosk oky
12:29 <Mort-> Ill draw my longsword
12:30 <Mort-> anyway
13:35 <Zirul> put me in front
14:03 <Ballig> Jerus is shot by an arrow
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14:18 <Mort-> oh no..
14:27 <Ballig> and takes 14 damage
14:29 <Mort-> wtf?
14:31 <Mort-> trap or?
14:38 <Ballig> roll initiative
14:43 <Zirul> @init
14:43 <diebot> Zirul, initiative: [1d20=5] 8
14:44 <Oskar> @init
14:45 <diebot> Oskar, initiative: [1d20=6] 10
14:50 <Mort-> !throw 1d20+5 initiative
14:50 <diebot> Mort-, initiative: [1d20=18] 23
14:50 <Snickers> @see
14:50 <Jerus> @init
14:51 <diebot> Snickers, perception: [1d20=19] 21
14:51 <diebot> Jerus, 1d20+3: [1d20=11] 14
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15:02 <Mort-> wheres that human
15:05 <Oskar> bloody humanoids
15:12 <Oskar> bloody goblinoids
15:20 <Jerus> "Ow!"
15:42 <Mort-> half speed..?
15:43 <Mort-> sneaky?
15:50 <Mort-> ahhh
15:58 <Mort-> flatfooted
16:14 <Mort-> its not invis..
16:25 <Ballig> !roll 1d20+2 ridali
16:26 <dicebot> Ballig, ridali: [1d20=10] 12
17:48 <Ballig> it's Mort's turn
17:51 <Mort-> when all things go bad
18:01 <Mort-> he was shot by an arrow right?
18:05 <Ballig> right
18:09 <Mort-> pull out scroll and cast obscuring mist
18:23 <Mort-> wait
18:24 <Mort-> let me think about it
18:29 <Mort-> is it concealment or?
18:31 <Mort-> if he is shooting..
18:36 <Mort-> hrm
18:41 <Mort-> let me read it abit
19:00 <Mort-> so at hte moment
19:03 <Mort-> we cant see the unseen archers?
19:30 <Mort-> delay
19:32 <Mort-> I have no clue
19:34 <Ballig> it's Snickers' turn
19:44 <Mort-> its too confined down here
20:46 <Snickers> delay
21:07 <Ballig> 20
21:17 <Ballig> rather, 22
21:20 <Ballig> does that hit you mort
21:23 <Mort-> yeah it does
21:27 <Mort-> roll damage
21:30 <Snickers> undelay after this
21:42 <Ballig> a hobgoblin appears out of nowhere behind mort, smacking her in the back of the head with his heavy mace
21:51 <Mort-> "Ouch!"
21:57 <Ballig> dealing 14 damage
22:19 <Ballig> it's Snickers' turn
22:26 <Snickers> I slumber hex #2
23:35 <Snickers> DC 16
23:41 <Snickers> will negates
24:02 <Zirul> let me channel first before killing it
24:06 <Ballig> it yawns, but doesn't fall asleep
24:11 <Ballig> movement remains
24:20 <Mort-> get out of teh way?
24:39 <Ballig> make a perception check
24:43 <Snickers> @see
24:43 <diebot> Snickers, perception: [1d20=5] 7
26:27 <Ballig> snickers sees a hobgoblin!
26:30 <Ballig> as it tries to smack him in the face with a mace
26:38 <Ballig> 10, it misses
26:52 <Ballig> it's Jerus' turn
26:56 <Snickers> "You're next."
27:25 <Mort-> shit in this I wish I was khaz..
27:42 <Jerus> drop hammer, move 3N and draw that greatsword, take this guy out.
28:05 <Ballig> roll to hit
28:33 <Jerus> !throw 1d20+7
28:34 <diebot> Jerus, 1d20+7: [1d20=13] 20
28:45 <Ballig> that hits
28:57 <Jerus> !throw 2d6+12
28:57 <diebot> Jerus, 2d6+12: [2d6=4,6] 22
29:22 <Jerus> !throw 1d10+12
29:22 <diebot> Jerus, 1d10+12: [1d10=6] 18
30:30 <Ballig> you slice a gash across the hobgoblin's stomach
30:33 <Ballig> it's Ridali's turn
30:53 <Ballig> he steps forward to attack the hobgoblin
30:55 <Ballig> !roll 1d20+4
30:56 <dicebot> Ballig, 1d20+4: [1d20=12] 16
30:58 <Ballig> but misses
31:06 <Ballig> it's Oskar's turn
31:22 <Mort-> theres no range
31:22 <Oskar> sorry my skype dropped
31:27 <Mort-> no place play with
31:28 <Mort-> well see
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31:40 <Snickers> you can't see either of them
32:10 <Oskar> hmmm
32:25 <Oskar> ok i'll just type
32:35 <Oskar> 5ft step north drawing longsword
32:41 <Oskar> and open the door
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32:45 <Ballig> okay
32:49 Ballig gives voice to Hydrazine_
32:52 <Ballig> standard aciton remains
32:55 <Oskar> anything to whack in there?
32:57 <Ballig> nope
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33:03 <Oskar> end turn
33:08 <Ballig> it's Zirul's turn
33:08 <Zirul> you whacko
33:12 <Oskar> :)
33:38 <Zirul> try to flank 2
33:46 <Zirul> acrobatics?
33:54 <Mort-> yeah
33:58 <Mort-> I dont do much damage..
34:03 <Mort-> you might not want to do that
34:22 <Mort-> you cant walk through someone
34:24 <Mort-> not
34:25 <Mort-> after
34:26 <Mort-> wearing
34:27 <Mort-> armor.
34:33 <Mort-> I estimate CMD of 17
34:35 <Mort-> anyway/
34:46 <Zirul> ready action to move in front of mort
35:20 <Zirul> I draw my glaive
35:22 <Zirul> attack
35:36 <Zirul> hmm
35:45 <Zirul> lemme check my spells
35:47 <Oskar> just delay
35:51 Jerus has quit (*.net *.split)
35:52 <Oskar> see what mort does
35:55 <Mort-> not much
35:56 <Mort-> Im fked too
35:58 Hydrazine_ is now known as Jerus
36:04 <Mort-> yeah I can take my turn I guess
36:08 <Mort-> well try to doit and hope it work..
36:08 <Zirul> do I know if anyone hit 2?
36:15 <Ballig> mort can take her turn
36:22 <Mort-> defensive casting
36:30 <Mort-> withdraw
36:31 <Ballig> you can withdraw
36:32 <Mort-> is first 5ft?
36:34 <Ballig> all you get is movement
36:42 <Mort-> 5 ft no AOO
36:54 <Mort-> WD to 11
36:55 <Mort-> then
37:03 <Mort-> B11
37:11 <Ballig> it's Zirul's turn
37:11 <Mort-> zirul can move in now
37:12 <Mort-> if he wants
37:18 <Mort-> my 2nd alterantive plan
37:23 <Mort-> would be to colourpsray him doing defensive casting
37:23 <Mort-> lol
37:29 <Mort-> just so you know
37:36 <Zirul> ok
37:45 <Zirul> channel first
37:57 <Zirul> no
37:59 <Mort-> no real need
38:03 <Mort-> we will be fine
38:06 <Mort-> wait itll we are done
38:18 <Mort-> we wont die yet
38:18 <Mort-> relax
38:20 <Mort-> dont worry
38:26 <Zirul> 2s
38:30 <Zirul> move
38:41 <Zirul> aid ridali
39:03 <Zirul> !throw 1d20+3 aid
39:03 <diebot> Zirul, aid: [1d20=20] 23
39:07 <Ballig> you aid
39:09 <Ballig> for AC or attack?
39:13 <Zirul> attack
39:31 <Zirul> end
39:48 <Ballig> #2 burns a smokestick
40:10 <Mort-> urm
40:12 <Snickers> AoO?
40:13 <Mort-> dont you take some alos for that :P
40:16 <Mort-> I think u do/.
40:30 Brunius has quit (EOF from client)
40:36 <Ballig> no
40:38 <Ballig> you don't
40:48 <Ballig> it's Snickers' turn
41:25 <Mort-> now what can I remember about khaz, and smokesticks..
41:27 <Mort-> arghh ninja tricks
42:03 <Snickers> I slumber #1
42:18 <Ballig> #1 falls asleep
42:29 <Mort-> coup..? :D
43:12 <Ballig> it's Jerus' turn
43:19 <Mort-> what happens if its a coup
43:21 <Mort-> instantly
43:36 <Mort-> if jerus is couping its instantly
43:37 <Mort-> dead
43:38 <Mort-> I think
43:47 <Jerus> can i coup?
43:53 <Jerus> I dunno if hes helpless or not.
43:58 <Jerus> coup his ass then.
44:18 <Jerus> i can think of no better way to spend these 6 seconds.
45:16 <Oskar> http://www.d20pfsrd.com/gamemastering/combat#coup-de-grace
45:20 <Oskar> a bit slow but hey
45:43 <Jerus> !throw 2d10+24
45:43 <diebot> Jerus, 2d10+24: [2d10=5,7] 36
45:56 <Ballig> you swing the bastard sword down and take off the hobgoblin's head
45:58 <Mort-> 2 handed
46:07 <Ballig> it's ridali's turn
46:10 * Snickers high fives Jerus
46:57 <Ballig> it's Oskar's turn
47:10 <Mort-> ready an action to see if he comes out?
47:11 <Mort-> maybe
47:16 <Oskar> 5ft step south
47:28 <Oskar> ready action to whack with longsword
47:33 <Ballig> it's Mort's turn
47:49 <Oskar> "zuril get out of there!"
47:50 <Mort-> ready bow ot shoot at anything hta ocmes out of hte cloud
47:55 <Ballig> okay
47:58 <Ballig> it's Zirul's turn
48:06 <Zirul> ok
48:09 <Mort-> well
48:12 <Mort-> the first hobgoblin
48:12 <Mort-> lol
48:14 <Mort-> k
48:15 <Mort-> reworded
48:16 <Mort-> it
48:26 <Mort-> sosrry hahaha
48:38 <Zirul> 2n
48:48 <Zirul> channel
48:51 <Ballig> mort shoots you in the face
48:54 <Ballig> roll channel
48:56 <Zirul> @chn
48:56 <diebot> Zirul, channel energy: [1d6=2] 2
48:57 <Mort-> lol
49:13 <Ballig> Oskar: perception check
49:30 <Oskar> @see
49:30 <diebot> Oskar, perception: [1d20=10] 15
49:43 <Ballig> the hobgoblin comes out of a secret door
49:45 <Mort-> I dont wish
49:46 <Ballig> and attacks Oskar
49:47 <Mort-> to take the AOO
50:00 <Mort-> ya but I dont 
50:03 <Mort-> take the readied action
50:04 <Ballig> 20, does that hit
50:05 <Mort-> becuase it so sux
50:09 <Oskar> yes
50:21 <Ballig> dealing 9 damage
50:25 <Oskar> owch
50:31 <Oskar> 13/22
50:40 <Ballig> Oskar can take his readied action
50:45 <Jerus> "Can ya make some room?"
50:49 <Oskar> @sword
50:49 <diebot> Oskar, attack: [1d20=19] 24; damage1: [1d8=2] 4
50:52 <Mort-> hes flanked
50:53 <Mort-> btw
50:57 <Mort-> possibly
51:06 <Oskar> @sword
51:06 <diebot> Oskar, attack: [1d20=18] 23; damage1: [1d8=1] 3
51:11 <Ballig> you deal 7 damage
51:20 <Ballig> it's Snickers's turn
51:30 <Mort-> Ridali back in
51:32 <Snickers> send him to sleep
51:32 <Mort-> dont waste sleep
51:34 <Mort-> what?
51:43 <Snickers> misfortune
52:04 <Ballig> he doesn't look very unfortunate
52:10 <Ballig> movement remains
52:37 <Snickers> 5ft step NE
53:10 <Ballig> it's Jerus' turn
53:14 <Ballig> it's Ridali's turn
53:19 <Jerus> delay until theres more room
53:40 <Zirul> he has a guisarme right?
53:40 <Mort-> hes on skype though
53:44 <Mort-> ah k
53:46 <Mort-> he has one
53:49 <Zirul> reach?
53:58 <Oskar> he should delay until mort withdraws
53:59 <Mort-> yeah he can draw one nad use it
54:00 <Ballig> he drops his greatsword and uses his guisarm
54:01 <Mort-> acutally
54:05 <Ballig> !roll 1d20+4
54:06 <dicebot> Ballig, 1d20+4: [1d20=10] 14
54:07 <Ballig> but misses
54:10 <Ballig> it's Mort's turn
54:12 <Zirul> +2 flank
54:14 <Mort-> I wtidhraw
54:17 <Ballig> he still misses
54:19 <Ballig> from cover
54:22 <Mort-> D8
54:52 <Jerus> i'll take my action.
54:56 <Zirul> is there cover for melee attacks?
54:59 <Jerus> move in past Ridali, bastard sword this guy.
55:04 <Zirul> ok
55:20 <Jerus> !throw 1d20+9 attack; 1d10+12 damage
55:20 <diebot> Jerus, attack: [1d20=6] 15; damage: [1d10=7] 19
55:24 <Ballig> you swing at him and miss
55:29 <Ballig> it's Zirul's turn
55:47 <Zirul> draw my glaive
55:49 <Zirul> attack
55:52 <Ballig> roll to hit
55:53 <Ballig> +2 for flank
55:54 <Zirul> I have flanking?
56:11 <Zirul> !throw 1d20+6
56:11 <diebot> Zirul, 1d20+6: [1d20=14] 20
56:16 <Ballig> you just barely hit
56:17 <Ballig> roll damage
56:29 <Zirul> !throw 1d8+1
56:29 <diebot> Zirul, 1d8+1: [1d8=6] 7
56:43 <Ballig> placing a gash along the hobgoblin's leg
56:49 <Mort-> hes going ot die anyway..
56:52 <Ballig> the hobgoblin takes a 5 foot step
56:55 <Mort-> sit back. relax, watch te show?
56:57 <Ballig> and closes the door
57:06 <Ballig> it's Oskar's turn
57:12 <Mort-> can we find the door?
57:13 <Oskar> is the smoke still there?
57:18 <Oskar> to the south?
57:20 <Mort-> smoke sticks
57:22 <Mort-> last quite a long while
57:25 <Ballig> the smoke is still there
57:27 <Jerus> "move, Zirul!"
57:33 <Oskar> feck
57:47 <Oskar> 1n
57:57 <Mort-> can open door?
58:17 <Oskar> ready an attack for when/if i see him again
58:21 <Ballig> okay
58:24 <Ballig> it's Snickers' turn
59:01 <Ballig> Snickers delays
59:03 <Ballig> it's Ridali's turn
59:34 <Oskar> @see
59:34 <diebot> Oskar, perception: [1d20=7] 12
59:58 <Ballig> Ridali delays
00:00 <Ballig> it's mort's turn
00:10 <Mort-> total defense end utrn
00:12 <Mort-> hrm
00:14 <Mort-> weird choice but
00:16 <Ballig> it's Jerus' turn
00:48 <Oskar> open it
01:13 <Jerus> move on in past Oskar.
01:45 <Mort-> does he see anything?
01:47 <Jerus> @perc
01:47 <diebot> Jerus, perception: [1d20=12] 15
02:05 <Jerus> "Come on out of here you little..."
02:08 <Ballig> you don't see anything
02:10 <Ballig> moving any further?
02:20 <Jerus> 1n, make room for someone else.
02:30 <Ballig> something strikes out at you
02:46 <Mort-> k
02:48 <Mort-> gonna get ugly
03:02 <Ballig> dealing 21 damage
03:05 <Mort-> dead or not?
03:10 * Jerus drops.
03:44 <Ballig> a hobgoblin cracks Jerus on the back of the head as he tries to move further into the corridor
03:50 <Mort-> shit..
04:01 <Ballig> it's Zirul's turn
04:11 <Zirul> move 3n
04:17 <Ballig> Oskar can take his readied action
04:31 <Snickers> back
04:56 <Oskar> @sword
04:57 <diebot> Oskar, attack: [1d20=1] 6; damage1: [1d8=3] 5
05:01 <Ballig> Snickers: you're delaying
05:21 <Zirul> can I see Jerus from where I am?
05:29 <Ballig> you can
05:38 <Jerus> You can definately hear me go down
05:49 <Snickers> @see
05:49 <diebot> Snickers, perception: [1d20=6] 8
05:56 <Ballig> you don't see any other secret doors
06:16 <Snickers> @see
06:16 <diebot> Snickers, perception: [1d20=19] 21
06:29 <Mort-> can he open it?
06:49 <Ballig> it's Zirul's turn
06:58 <Zirul> 5ft step 1n
07:10 <Zirul> yes
07:17 <Zirul> 1n
07:29 <Zirul> then heal Jerus
07:44 <Zirul> scarifice com[prehend lang
08:10 <Ballig> roll heal
08:11 <Zirul> and use noble needle keepsake
08:26 <Zirul> taking 5 damage to add same amount to heal
08:38 <Zirul> item
08:45 <Zirul> halfling of golarion
08:51 <Jerus> Oh! I've been knocked out.
09:07 <Mekkis> OH NO!
09:07 <Zirul> keepsakes
09:27 <Snickers> what's the name of the item
09:58 <Mort-> he takes a dirt nap
10:01 <Mort-> every bloody scenario
10:02 <Mort-> :P
10:09 <Mort-> but now its how we try to make it from beign permanent
10:27 <Zirul> so -2
10:54 <Zirul> !throw 1d8+4 clw
10:55 <diebot> Zirul, clw: [1d8=7] 11
11:18 <Zirul> 15/17
11:19 * Jerus is conscious.
11:30 <Ballig> Jerus is on 6/31
12:10 <Ballig> he's going to attack Jerus
12:25 <Mort-> prone..
12:59 <Mort-> pass out again?
12:59 <Mort-> :D
13:05 <Ballig> the hobgoblin deals 6 damage to Jerus while he's prone
13:09 <Ballig> Jerus is on 0hp
13:16 <Ballig> it's Ridali's turn
13:31 <Oskar> ridali can delay
13:36 <Oskar> until i take my turn
13:42 <Ballig> it's Mort's turn
13:52 <Mort-> can I go into the room using seceet door
13:53 <Zirul> yes
13:57 <Mort-> then use hideous laughter on the hobgoblin?
14:03 <Oskar> you can move up to the blank square
14:06 <Oskar> in the corridor
14:11 <Oskar> and heal jerus from there
14:18 <Mort-> I cant heal...
14:20 <Mort-> not exactly
14:22 <Mort-> in a way I can
14:23 <Mort-> warped
14:29 <Mort-> I dont have that wand
14:31 <Mort-> its with khaz
14:35 <Mort-> I only have scrolls
14:50 <Mort-> can I use use hideous laughter on the goblinoid?
15:05 <Mort-> can I get to C12?
15:14 <Oskar> c11?
15:16 <Mort-> C11
15:17 <Mort-> yeah
15:33 <Mort-> arggh
15:35 <Mort-> options arent good
15:44 <Oskar> b11
15:57 <Mort-> using perception can I find the scret dor?
16:00 <Mort-> and is it move or what?
16:05 <Snickers> "The door is here!"
16:19 <Mort-> so can I use the other secret door
16:21 <Mort-> to get int othe room?
16:32 <Mort-> how much?
16:35 <Mort-> and using perception is?
16:39 <Mort-> oh
16:39 <Mort-> k
16:43 <Mort-> so I better move to B11 and try to UMD
16:45 <Mort-> I guess
16:54 <Mort-> hrm
16:58 <Mort-> defense or offense
16:59 <Mort-> offense
17:03 <Mort-> try to make him laugh
17:19 <Mort-> dc 16
17:24 <Mort-> he may get bonus of +4 sve
17:25 <Mort-> yeah
17:28 <Mort-> for having differnet type
17:40 <Mort-> I have magic missiles
17:44 <Mort-> but he isnt scrapped enojgh yet I think
17:46 <Mort-> well see
17:52 <Mort-> nothign ahpens?
17:56 <Mort-> then end turn and pray
19:01 <Mort-> yeah that true
19:44 <Ballig> the hobgoblin starts to giggle, then grabs his stomach and starts laughing
19:45 <Ballig> falling to the ground
19:49 * Mort- grins..
19:51 <Ballig> it's Jerus' turn
20:30 <Mort-> he cant move at them oment
20:37 <Ballig> it's Oskar's turn
20:43 <Mort-> hes busy laughing btw
20:45 <Mort-> hes prone
20:48 <Mort-> yes he has no actions
20:51 <Oskar> 1e
20:59 <Oskar> 3s
21:23 <Oskar> drawing longbow on the way...
21:23 <Mort-> u shouldnt just melee him
21:28 <Mort-> because he is prone
21:29 <Mort-> yeah
21:52 <Oskar> 1n
21:57 <Oskar> @sword
21:57 <diebot> Oskar, attack: [1d20=17] 22; damage1: [1d8=5] 7
21:59 <Ballig> you hit
22:04 <Oskar> end turn
22:09 <Ballig> the hobgoblin thinks that's HILARIOUS
22:15 <Ballig> and laughs at the blood rolling down its arm
22:19 <Ballig> it's Snickers' turn
23:32 <Ballig> !roll 1d20+4
23:32 <dicebot> Ballig, 1d20+4: [1d20=12] 16
23:34 <Ballig> he hits
23:37 <Mort-> roll damage
23:46 <Ballig> !roll 2d6+10 p-attack
23:47 <dicebot> Ballig, p-attack: [2d6=3,5] 18
23:56 <Ballig> he slices the hobgoblin's throat
24:12 <Mort-> anyway..
24:14 <Mort-> doesnt really matter
24:16 <Mort-> fix up peeps..
24:20 <Jerus> "Uh.. Zirul?"
24:24 <Snickers> loot
24:25 <Zirul> @clw
24:25 <diebot> Zirul, cure light wounds that never heal: [1d8=8] 9
24:31 <Ballig> four potions of cure light wounds
24:34 <Mort-> check for potions of CLW first
24:35 <Mort-> lol
24:37 <Mort-> give them all ot jerus
24:45 <Ballig> a masterwork heavy mace, masterwork composite shortbow (+2), and jeweled knuckle rings
25:13 * Mort- looks at jerus and sighs, "Again?"
25:18 <Mort-> "Its becoming to be a habit"
25:28 <Jerus> "I give more than I get."
25:41 <Jerus> !throw 1d8+1
25:41 <diebot> Jerus, 1d8+1: [1d8=2] 3
25:43 <Jerus> !throw 1d8+1
25:43 <diebot> Jerus, 1d8+1: [1d8=5] 6
25:44 <Jerus> !throw 1d8+1
25:45 <diebot> Jerus, 1d8+1: [1d8=8] 9
25:58 <Jerus> 1 more.
26:18 <Jerus> "Much better. Don't think I ever drank so much potion in one go. How'd they get the raspberry in there?"
26:22 <Ballig> you also find one smokestick on the first hobgoblin
26:24 <Ballig> that hasn't been used
26:29 * Jerus picks up the shortbow.
26:31 * Mort- passes zirul her wand - I got clubbed
26:33 <Ballig> Jerus burps
26:37 * Mort- sighs
26:44 <Mort-> how much hp jerus now?
26:53 <Jerus> 27.
26:55 <Mort-> k
26:57 <Mort-> Im at 14..
26:59 <Mort-> can use a heal
27:10 <Zirul> chn
27:13 * Mort- pokes zirul
27:15 <Zirul> @chn
27:16 <diebot> Zirul, channel energy: [1d6=1] 1
27:18 <Mort-> "DOnt waste channels"
27:20 <Mort-> k
27:28 <Mort-> didnt the goblin hit for 14?
27:33 <Jerus> "anyone want the mace?"
27:41 <Zirul> @chn
27:42 <diebot> Zirul, channel energy: [1d6=3] 3
27:42 <Mort-> "Cant use it"
27:46 <Jerus> "I could hang onto it, just for something to swing one handed."
27:49 <Mort-> k
27:54 * Oskar sheathes his longsword and draws his bow
28:18 * Mort- sighs and starts fiddling wiht her wand by herself
28:23 <Mort-> !throw 1d20+10 umd
28:24 <diebot> Mort-, umd: [1d20=4] 14
28:25 <Mort-> argh
28:30 <Mort-> !throw 1d20+10 umd
28:30 <diebot> Mort-, umd: [1d20=3] 13
28:37 <Mort-> 22 hp
28:37 <Mort-> :P
28:42 <Mort-> and its working badly :D
28:42 <Snickers> "Give me the wand"
28:43 * Jerus collects up his weapons, and the new ones, adjusting them all to set right.
28:47 * Mort- gives snickers her wand
28:48 <Zirul> gimme
28:54 <Mort-> clw
28:55 <Mort-> yeah
28:58 <Jerus> "Portable armory. I pack enough to load out my own squad."
28:59 <Mort-> who is better at it really
29:02 <Zirul> @clw
29:03 <diebot> Zirul, cure light wounds that never heal: [1d8=4] 5
29:03 <Mort-> NO.
29:05 <Mort-> k
29:07 <Mort-> 27 hp
29:08 <Mort-> thanks
29:10 <Mort-> me takes wand back
29:17 <Zirul> wand charge
29:20 <Mort-> my wand
29:20 <Zirul> from mort
29:25 <Zirul> @clw
29:25 <diebot> Zirul, cure light wounds that never heal: [1d8=4] 5
29:38 <Zirul> Mort's wand
29:49 <Mort-> say I give it ot him again
29:52 <Mort-> after he says he'll heal
29:56 <Mort-> I take my charge out yes
30:09 <Zirul> me first
30:10 <Mort-> I was the back
30:12 <Mort-> k
30:19 <Jerus> "Hammer, glaive, flail, bastard sword, longbow, shortbow, crossbow.. Ridali's got my guisarme.."
30:40 <Mort-> "Packrat"
30:43 <Oskar> zirul's ac?
30:45 <Zirul> 25
31:11 <Oskar> ridali 3rd
31:24 <Oskar> oskar last
31:53 <Mort-> oskar can melee decently
31:54 <Mort-> better then me
33:02 <Zirul> I detect evil using my wayfinder
33:12 <Mort-> I cast detect magic on the room
33:12 Time_Machine has quit (Connection reset by peer)
33:32 <Mort-> oh dear 
33:37 <Jerus> one sec bathroom
34:12 <Zirul> anytime is a good time
34:18 <Zirul> to run to the bathroom
34:39 <Mort-> lol
34:42 <Mort-> I just did a bathroom
34:49 <Zirul> Imagine creating a character with IBS
34:51 <Mort-> 4 fks?
34:53 <Mort-> oh no...
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35:00 <Mort-> Im so not equiped to deal with this haha
35:01 <Zirul> Irritable Bowel Syndrome
35:20 <Jerus> alrighty. commence rocking.
35:42 <Mort-> are they evil?
35:55 <Zirul> lol
36:34 <Mort-> better cut them down fast
36:49 <Zirul> do I detect evilness?
37:00 <Mort-> again..?
37:01 <Mort-> goawd
37:03 <Zirul> red = evil
37:17 <Ballig> as you enter the room, the hobgoblin kicks the bench out from under the prisoners
37:19 <Ballig> and they begin to hang
37:20 <Ballig> roll initiatives
37:24 <Snickers> @init
37:24 <diebot> Snickers, init: [1d20=4] 6
37:25 <Zirul> @init
37:25 <diebot> Zirul, initiative: [1d20=18] 21
37:26 <Oskar> @init
37:26 <Jerus> @init
37:26 <diebot> Oskar, initiative: [1d20=17] 21
37:26 <diebot> Jerus, 1d20+3: [1d20=10] 13
37:28 <Mort-> !throw 1d20+5 initiative
37:29 <diebot> Mort-, initiative: [1d20=3] 8
38:46 <Jerus> !throw 1d20+2
38:47 <diebot> Jerus, 1d20+2: [1d20=14] 16
39:12 <Mort-> haflling bait btw!
39:14 <Mort-> no ways
39:19 <Mort-> he dissappeaered
39:43 <Ballig> it's Zirul's turn
39:53 <Zirul> cast protection from evil using wayfinder
39:55 <Jerus> "shit, help!"
39:57 <Mort-> what the..
40:04 <Zirul> move 1ne 2e
40:20 <Ballig> as you try to move east
40:27 <Ballig> the hobgoblin attacks you with his spiked chain
40:39 <Mort-> interesting
40:40 <Zirul> 27ac
40:41 <Mort-> at least we found out
41:35 <Mort-> yeah
41:38 <Mort-> oh man
41:38 <Ballig> he got a 30
41:40 <Mort-> we're out of luck today
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41:55 <Mort-> yeah all the monsters hit like OW
42:09 <Mort-> I dont have any MORE HIDEOUS LAUGHTER
42:10 <Mort-> :D
42:19 <Ballig> Zirul: what's your CMD
42:34 <Zirul> 14
42:37 <Ballig> okay
42:41 <Ballig> he prevents you from moving any further
42:46 <Ballig> it's Jerus' turn
43:10 <Mort-> grappling requires a different
43:16 <Mort-> skill set
43:43 <Jerus> double move, 4E.
43:48 <Jerus> draw glaive
43:55 <Jerus> done I guess.
44:35 <Mort-> whhhhatt?
44:40 <Mort-> you looked at the T6-7 :D
44:41 <Mort-> lol
44:50 <Ballig> dealing 15 damage
45:43 <Ballig> it's the hobgoblin's turn
45:57 <Ballig> he attacks Zirul and then Jerus
46:02 <Mort-> he hits fecking hard
46:13 <Ballig> 27 on Zirul, 22 on Jerus
46:15 <Ballig> do they hit?
46:18 <Mort-> we're both scrwed
46:19 <Mort-> I think
46:23 <Zirul> yes
46:38 <Mort-> increase ft
46:41 <Mort-> reach by 5 ft
46:46 <Mort-> I did look into that for khaz
47:09 <Ballig> 13 damage on zirul
47:20 <Ballig> 14 damage on jerus
47:24 <Mort-> oh my god
47:29 * Jerus falls over.
47:30 <Zirul> 4/17
48:03 <Ballig> it's Oskar's turn
48:21 <Oskar> rush forward into the room
48:36 <Oskar> 1n
50:48 <Oskar> @disarmpb
50:48 <diebot> Oskar, disarm: [1d20=7] 16
50:59 <Oskar> end turn
51:02 <Ballig> you try to shoot his hand but he moves at the last second
51:06 <Ballig> it's Zirul's turn
51:24 <Zirul> do I still have any clw wand?
51:29 <Ballig> do you have your own
51:35 <Zirul> no
51:46 <Jerus> got my wand.
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52:33 <Zirul> 5ft 1sw
53:01 <Mort-> lunge
53:03 <Mort-> only works on your turn
53:06 <Mort-> I did look into that feat
53:15 <Zirul> total def
53:26 <Zirul> end turn
53:27 <Mort-> wtf?
53:30 <Mort-> oh wellz
53:45 <Ballig> are you moving as well? or just total defence?
53:45 <Zirul> no movement
53:51 <Ballig> it is Ridali's turn
54:07 <Mort-> he has 40 per turn
54:20 <Zirul> put him where he can charge
54:23 <Mort-> I dunno
54:27 <Mort-> he has a gurasime
54:47 <Jerus> he can't get close enough to use it.
55:17 <Ballig> !roll 1d20+3 throwing axe
55:18 <dicebot> Ballig, throwing axe: [1d20=3] 6
55:20 <Ballig> but he misses
55:22 <Ballig> it's Jerus' turn
55:48 <Jerus> trip attempt with my handy glaive.
56:02 <Ballig> roll to hit
56:09 <Jerus> !throw 1d20+10
56:10 <diebot> Jerus, 1d20+10: [1d20=11] 21
56:22 <Ballig> you try to trip him and he jumps just before your glaive hits his legs
56:23 <Ballig> movement remains
56:27 <Jerus> man..
56:37 <Jerus> no movement. I'd just eat AoOs.
56:45 <Ballig> it's Mort's turn
57:02 <Ballig> who got the pearl of power?
57:02 <Mort-> move up so I can see him and put glitterdust
57:19 <Zirul> I have it
57:29 <Mort-> glitterdust him
57:46 <Mort-> K2 K3 L2 L3
57:47 <Mort-> the area
57:54 <Mort-> that I want ht e 10 ft square to be in
57:56 <Mort-> yeah
58:05 <Mort-> but the centre is on K2,K3 L2, L3
58:16 <Mort-> can bring it
58:19 <Mort-> down one south?
58:25 <Mort-> taht glitterdust
58:26 <Mort-> just now
58:27 <Mort-> let me see
58:36 <Mort-> we try not to get ourselves killed first
58:36 <Snickers> @see
58:37 <diebot> Snickers, perception: [1d20=15] 17
58:40 <Jerus> @perc
58:41 <diebot> Jerus, perception: [1d20=2] 5
58:41 <Oskar> @see
58:41 <diebot> Oskar, perception: [1d20=18] 23
58:44 <Zirul> @see
58:45 <diebot> Zirul, perception: [1d20=6] 15
58:59 <Mort-> thats why Im trying to do it defensively
59:02 <Mort-> as what I can do
59:13 <Mort-> yeah 
59:16 <Mort-> so yes now we re in trouble
59:17 <Mort-> grinz
59:26 <Mort-> correct
59:29 <Mort-> and I have conjuration focus
59:30 <Mort-> 18 dc
59:45 <Ballig> the hobgoblin appears blinded!
59:55 <Mort-> I dont really care
00:00 <Mort-> I need to stop him and I need ot stop him down
00:01 <Mort-> now
00:09 <Ballig> it is his turn
00:16 <Oskar> "\bloody good job mort"
00:27 <Snickers> <?blinded
00:27 <diebot> The creature cannot see. It takes a 2 penalty to Armor Class, loses its Dexterity bonus to AC (if any), and takes a 4 penalty on most Strength- and Dexterity-based skill checks and on opposed Perception skill checks. All checks and activities that rely on vision (such as reading and Perception checks based on sight) automatically fail. All opponents are considered to have total concealment (50% miss chance) against the blinded character. Blind creatures m
00:46 <Mort-> snickers sleep
00:59 <Ballig> he is going to attack Zirul and then Jerus again
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01:19 <Mort-> roll concealment
01:22 <Mort-> and we pray
01:27 <Mort-> 50%
01:28 <Mort-> hes blind
01:38 <Ballig> 1-50 is miss, 51-100 is hit
01:39 <Ballig> !roll 1d100
01:40 <dicebot> Ballig, 1d100: [1d100=36] 36
01:43 <Ballig> he misses!
01:52 <Ballig> and he rolls another will save
01:58 <Ballig> and gets a natural 20
02:00 <Ballig> he's no longer blind
02:08 <Mort-> screw it
02:09 <Mort-> god
02:13 <Ballig> it is Snickers' turn
02:31 <Snickers> I move to H4
02:34 <Snickers> and slumber hex him
02:49 <Snickers> DC 16 will negates
03:02 <Ballig> he's asleep
03:08 <Ballig> it's OSkar's turn
03:10 <Snickers> end turn
03:10 <Mort-> praise be
03:20 <Oskar> move up to him
03:22 <Mort-> but we can coup him
03:25 <Zirul> rescue them first
03:27 <Oskar> 1ne
03:29 <Mort-> yeah
03:32 <Mort-> so we can rescue the 3 people
03:46 <Mort-> we can rescue htem now hes asleep
03:49 <Zirul> let Jerus take care of him
04:08 <Mort-> can we tie
04:09 <Mort-> him up? :D
04:22 <Oskar> @see
04:22 <diebot> Oskar, perception: [1d20=19] 24
04:23 <Jerus> I got the right weapon out. Let me do the damage.
04:24 <Zirul> yeah, tie him up first
04:42 <Zirul> "Jerus, do the honors."
04:46 <Mort-> can we tie him up?
04:50 <Mort-> lol
04:55 <Oskar> end turn
05:00 <Ballig> it's Zirul's turn
05:19 <Jerus> Well if hes prone and disarmed..
05:24 <Jerus> Hes alot less of a threat already.
05:30 <Zirul> tie him up
05:56 <Mort-> oh okay
06:05 <Mort-> first we grab his weapon.
06:10 <Oskar> oh i meant to draw my longsword on the way...
06:11 <Mort-> can we?
06:11 <Mort-> k
06:12 <Mort-> lol
06:14 <Mort-> yeah
06:17 <Ballig> Zirul: do you want to tie him up and risk waking him, or take his weapon?
06:19 <Mort-> cut the guys down first then
06:20 <Mort-> no
06:23 <Mort-> rather take his weapon 
06:25 <Zirul> take his weapons
06:27 <Oskar> ...to the gallows
06:27 <Ballig> or do you want to cut someone down
06:31 <Mort-> cut someone down
06:31 <Mort-> first
06:33 <Mort-> I shall
06:44 <Mort-> yeah we must
06:45 <Zirul> I'm small,let'em do it
07:10 <Ballig> Ridali cuts down #4
07:19 <Ballig> it's Jerus' turn
07:33 <Jerus> cut down 3.
07:44 <Jerus> "ridali, out the way.."
07:51 <Jerus> "I got some murderin' to do."
07:58 * Mort- cheers jerus on
08:12 <Ballig> it's Mort's turn
08:31 <Mort-> anyone else to cut down?
08:36 <Ballig> nope
08:47 <Mort-> I whip out an enlarge person acutally
08:48 <Mort-> I can..
08:56 <Mort-> yes I used a sroll before
08:57 <Mort-> now I can cast it
09:03 <Mort-> I have 4 scrolls
09:04 <Mort-> to be exact
09:10 <Ballig> Mort starts casting enlarge person
09:12 <Mort-> I am casting
09:14 <Ballig> it's Snickers' turn
09:35 <Snickers> I ready an action to cast blindness if somehow Jerus doesn't kill him
09:39 <Ballig> okay
09:41 <Ballig> it's Oskar's turn
10:04 <Oskar> cut down #1
10:06 <Ballig> okay
10:07 <Oskar> end turn
10:08 <Ballig> you cut venture bracket down
10:10 <Ballig> before he dies horribly
10:13 <Ballig> it's Zirul's turn
10:46 <Zirul> touch Jerus with bit of luck
11:07 <Zirul> but we dont want a critical miss
11:09 <Mort-> dont really need
11:10 <Mort-> to
11:13 <Mort-> coup is auto
11:17 <Zirul> ah ok
11:18 <Mort-> but you can boost his damage yes
11:21 <Zirul> heal
11:30 <Ballig> roll it
11:37 <Zirul> myself
11:59 <Zirul> !throw 1d8+2
11:59 <diebot> Zirul, 1d8+2: [1d8=6] 8
12:06 <Ballig> Ridali delays
12:08 <Ballig> it's Jerus' turn
12:09 <Ballig> you're not big yet
12:13 <Zirul> 12/17
12:28 <Ballig> Jerus delays
12:30 <Ballig> it's Mort's turn
12:46 <Ballig> Jerus becomes big
13:00 <Mort-> pull out a scroll of grease
13:01 <Mort-> just in case
13:16 <Ballig> Jerus' turn
13:23 <Jerus> !throw 6d8+36 killllllllll
13:24 <diebot> Jerus, killllllllll: [6d8=2,8,3,4,6,4] 63
13:27 <Mort-> oh god
13:29 <Mort-> which weapon did you use
13:32 <Jerus> glaive
13:35 <Mort-> lol
13:53 <Mort-> okay thats very very funny
13:58 <Mort-> and fortitude save
14:09 <Mort-> 63+10..?
14:10 <Mort-> lol
14:21 <Mort-> he has
14:24 <Mort-> to
14:34 <Mort-> snickers saved our arse
14:46 <Mort-> lol
14:51 <Ballig> he dies
14:53 <Mort-> lol
14:55 <Mort-> my god
15:00 <Mort-> we can wake them up
15:15 <Jerus> "You guys alright?"
15:51 <Mort-> mother of god..
16:04 <Jerus> "Ma'am, are you, uh.. Ramenophesa?"
16:15 <Oskar> "you must be Lady Ramenophesa?"
16:26 <Oskar> (to #4)
16:33 <Ballig> "Why yes, I am."
16:36 <Mort-> I give a ledger to brackett
17:12 <Oskar> "ok, you're safe now..." etc etc etc...
17:50 <Jerus> "Pleasure to meet ya, ma'am. Sorry we were a bit late.."
17:51 <Zirul> "Captain, we are not out of the woods yet."
18:08 <Mort-> yeah
18:17 <Mort-> use our wands
18:22 <Ballig> "Yes, there is still much to do."
18:28 * Mort- passes a wand to zirul
18:33 <Mort-> god damn
18:36 <Zirul> "We found hobgoblins here in the city."
19:04 <Mort-> brutal..
19:08 <Mort-> what was his reflex save
19:09 <Mort-> :P
19:35 <Mort-> I am
19:38 <Mort-> I give the ledger to the captain
19:48 <Zirul> ?
19:51 <Mort-> bIm reading
19:52 <Snickers> ?
20:05 <Zirul> we have the same mission I think
20:15 <Mort-> yeah
20:17 <Mort-> I saw it
20:19 <Mort-> they have hidden doors
20:20 <Mort-> right?
20:26 <Mort-> "They came at us from hidden doors"
20:39 <Mort-> oh k
20:47 <Mort-> well hahah
20:49 <Mort-> failed
20:51 <Mort-> lol
20:53 <Mort-> okay
21:06 <Mort-> !throw 2#1d20+0 intimidate
21:06 <diebot> Mort-, intimidate: [1d20=18] 18, [1d20=15] 15
21:10 <Mort-> lol
21:13 <Mort-> fair enough
21:18 <Zirul> I aid
21:40 <Mort-> yeah
21:43 <Mort-> but we didnt use it
21:47 <Zirul> and touch Mort with a bit of luck
21:48 <Snickers> \o/
21:49 <Mort-> too much on combat but its okay
21:49 <Mort-> haha
21:50 <Mort-> its done
22:02 <Zirul> thats my faction mission as well
22:02 <Snickers> @see
22:02 <diebot> Snickers, perception: [1d20=6] 8
22:27 <Mort-> !throw 1d20+2 perception
22:27 <diebot> Mort-, perception: [1d20=18] 20
22:31 <Mort-> urm okay
22:35 <Mort-> can we help her look?
22:37 <Zirul> Ballig
22:38 <Oskar> @see
22:38 <diebot> Oskar, perception: [1d20=14] 19
22:40 <Mort-> once she tells us
22:55 <Ballig> !roll 1d20+4 ridali
22:55 <dicebot> Ballig, ridali: [1d20=11] 15
23:14 <Zirul> I aid
23:24 <Zirul> @see
23:25 <diebot> Zirul, perception: [1d20=20] 29
23:28 <Zirul> +4
23:34 <Snickers> "Thanks guys! You're so helpful!"
23:40 <Ballig> back in the west tower Snickers finds a pamphlet titled "Book of the Dreaming Devils"
23:41 <Zirul> Ialso need to aid Mort
23:53 <Zirul> and I was planning on giving her a touch of luck
24:00 <Mort-> nah whats done is done
24:07 <Zirul> because that's also my faction mission
24:10 <Mort-> yeah it is
24:12 <Mort-> but whats done is done :D
24:22 <Mort-> you cant get everything
24:24 <Mort-> of course
24:26 <Mort-> our fault on it
24:26 <Mort-> yeah
24:28 <Mort-> true
24:40 <Mort-> point is I didnt exactly get the mission properly
24:40 <Mort-> heh
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25:12 <Mort-> but god
25:14 <Mort-> Im so glad to be alive
25:15 <Mort-> :D
25:30 <Jerus> For a bit there I thought Jerus was gonna be freakin' dead.
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25:47 <Mort-> I dont think about faction missions when Im in the middle of a fight
26:37 <Mort-> its okay
27:22 <Mort-> god thanks and my god
27:27 <Mort-> this is the..scariest game Ive been in
27:30 <Mort-> really
27:40 <Mort-> tahnk god for slumber
27:42 <Mort-> lucky you
27:50 <Mort-> but anyway we did it our own way
28:13 <Mort-> that was scary shit
28:26 Oskar is now known as tristen
28:29 <Mort-> I didnt get anything
28:31 <Mort-> its okay
28:32 Snickers is now known as Avatar
28:34 <tristen> thank you ballig, thanks all
28:41 * Mort- beocmes a shivering mort
28:43 <Ballig> silver crusade and andoran - 1 prestige
28:45 Mort- is now known as Shiveringmort
28:46 <Shiveringmort> k
28:54 <Ballig> sczarni and taldor - 1 prestige point
28:59 <Ballig> shadow lodge and cheliax - 2 prestige points
29:05 <Ballig> grand lodge and osirion - 2 prestige points
29:11 <Ballig> lantern lodge and qadira - 0 prestige points
29:18 <Shiveringmort> they werent there
29:21 <Shiveringmort> khaz will hate me :D
29:23 Shiveringmort is now known as Mort-
29:33 <Ballig> 1250 gold
30:02 <Mort-> I cannae do it
30:06 <Mort-> what was his will save
30:08 <Mort-> and reflex
30:24 <Ballig> +0 will save
30:27 <Mort-> ah
30:30 <Mort-> so we hit his weaknesses
30:46 <Ballig> +5 reflex
30:54 <Mort-> AH
30:59 <Mort-> so reflex probalby woudnt have worked
31:00 Jerus is now known as Hydrazine
31:05 <Hydrazine> So. Awesome fun game.
31:08 <Hydrazine> Man that bit was intense.
31:24 <Mort-> I cant believe
31:30 <Mort-> I tickled hobgoblins
31:34 <Mort-> yes mort was the right person to bring for this
31:38 <Mort-> khaz wouldnt have been able to do much
31:39 <Mort-> sigh
31:43 <Mort-> hes not meant for that kind of thing
31:47 <Mort-> definitely NOT for the last fight
32:30 <Mort-> I think one day..
32:35 <Mort-> our respective lucks will run out and we'll end up dead
32:36 <Mort-> :D
32:40 <Mort-> and ballig
32:45 <Mort-> how did you know how to Hold person that Goblin
33:50 <Hydrazine> gonna miss that extra damage and climb speed..
33:59 * Mort- hugs hydrazine
34:31 <Hydrazine> Jerus is a walking armory.
34:37 <Ballig> what do you mean how to hold person it
34:37 <Mort-> Im a packrat
34:41 <Mort-> I mean u knew you had to
34:47 <Mort-> some people pull punches in the name of saving resources
35:03 <Ballig> I had only used one spell before the final encounter
35:07 <Ballig> it was bless, I think
35:08 <Mort-> ah okay
35:09 <Mort-> lol
35:11 <Mort-> nice conservation
35:18 <Ballig> and a cure moderate wounds domain spell
35:18 <Avatar> yeah I only used mage armor
35:31 <Ballig> so when I got to the final encounter I had hold person and calm emotions available
35:38 <Mort-> ah k
35:42 <Mort-> I was with glitterdust I guess
35:49 <Mort-> hideous laughter I used it to delay the hobgoblin earlier
36:16 <Brunius> man, Minotaur
36:17 <Hydrazine> that glitterdust probably saved Jerus
36:18 <Avatar> 5.5 hour game
36:19 <Brunius> Hurry the hell up
36:20 <Avatar> well done people
36:30 <Hydrazine> From absolute death.
36:33 <Ballig> !roll 2d4+8
36:34 <dicebot> Ballig, 2d4+8: [2d4=3,4] 15
36:37 <Hydrazine> yep.
36:37 <Ballig> yeah, it saved him
36:38 <Ballig> :p
36:39 <Mort-> yeah would have killed him
36:57 <Hydrazine> wait, you can go down to negatives equal to con, right?
37:01 <Mort-> yes
37:02 <Mort-> yo ucan
37:03 <Avatar> yeah
37:06 <Ballig> yeah
37:06 <Mort-> Im the one who came cloest I think
37:07 <Hydrazine> I'd be 1 hp away from dead dead.
37:09 <Hydrazine> But still.
37:10 <Ballig> ha
37:11 <Mort-> and still lived to speak about it
37:14 <Mort-> lol
37:14 <Ballig> that'd be pushing it
37:16 <Hydrazine> Yeah.
37:26 <Ballig> and I don't think anyone else could've killed the hobgoblin in one hit even with a coup de grace
37:29 <Hydrazine> Khaz and that damn trap.
37:35 <Hydrazine> Heh.
37:38 <Mort-> yes
37:38 <Hydrazine> Oskar might've.
37:45 <Mort-> why u should urm...
37:51 <Hydrazine> But the way we did it..
37:52 <Mort-> wathc before you run up the bridge..
37:54 <Mort-> CHARGGGEE
37:59 <Mort-> very elaborate
38:04 <Ballig> everyone PM me your PFS number, and the XP, gold, fame/prestige you had at the start of this scenario
38:10 <Hydrazine> Definately had him. Even if he made the fort save, he'd still be in negatives.
38:30 <Zirul> Ballig,done
39:20 <Hydrazine> Done
39:52 <Hydrazine> What'd that bastard sword do anyway?
39:55 <Mort-> no clue
39:58 <Mort-> I fked it up remember :D
40:03 <Hydrazine> I know you did.
40:08 <Hydrazine> Thats why I'm asking now.
40:27 <Mort-> Im just glad we..walked out of tthere alive
41:35 <Brunius> Ha
41:45 Zirul is now known as Jaggedsoul
41:49 <Brunius> Should I be putting this onto my "Do not play" list?
42:11 <Mort-> umm...
42:17 <Mort-> you better have decent cc if you want ot play this
42:31 <Brunius> Bairaq scenario it is.
42:56 <Mort-> as in you want to run around iwth a bunch of fluffeh casters
43:55 <Hydrazine> I would call the last encounter particularly challenging.
44:13 <Avatar> it was good
44:17 <Ballig> any job rolls?
44:17 <Avatar> not a do not play 
44:20 <Avatar> oh, yes
44:26 <Jaggedsoul> no dayjob roll
44:34 <Hydrazine> !dayjob 3
44:35 <diebot> Hydrazine, Roll: 6 1gp
44:38 <Hydrazine> sweeet
44:42 <Avatar> !dayjob 9
44:42 <diebot> Avatar, Roll: 17 10gp
44:46 <Mort-> !throw 1d20+8 craft
44:46 <diebot> Mort-, craft: [1d20=8] 16
44:51 <Mort-> what does that give you?
44:53 <Ballig> 10
44:55 <tristen> no dayjob for me!
45:11 <Avatar> you miss out on 10 sweet gold pieces
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45:27 <Mort-> coool
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46:46 <Brunius> !dayjob 10
46:46 <diebot> Brunius, Roll: 13 5gp
47:31 <Mort-> you dont have a dayjob
47:33 <Brunius> I should get that circlet thing that mekkis wanted me to get for Bairaq
47:46 <Brunius> It's looking more and more sensible all the time
49:36 <tristen> a circlet gives +8 to looking sensible
50:47 <tristen> if you take ten or twenty on looking sensible...everyone will think you look really sensible
51:11 <Mort-> okay now what
52:22 <Mort-> full tank party wouldnt work too well in this
52:32 <Hydrazine> We had a good mix I think.
52:38 <Hydrazine> Kinda hard not to with so many people.
52:45 <Hydrazine> Atleast we're not running 3 fighter parties anymore.
53:02 <tristen> that difficult terrain was harsh
53:58 <tristen> oskar vows to work better with jerus on faction missions...
54:11 <tristen> (not that we've failed any)
54:13 <Mort-> I fk up faction missions :D
54:16 <Mort-> but its okay
54:19 <Mort-> as logn as at the endo f hte day
54:20 <Mort-> we had fun :D
54:23 <Mort-> didnt die..too horribly
54:24 <Mort-> L:D
54:31 <tristen> yep
54:46 <tristen> but remember to read the mission a few times carefully
54:53 <tristen> and be clear as to what you have to do
54:57 <tristen> then you'll be right
55:13 <tristen> </lecture>
55:37 <Mort-> what?
55:41 <Mort-> they said kill the goblins..
55:47 <Mort-> so we killed goblins I say we did fine :P
55:48 <Mort-> lol
55:55 * Mort- is a careless sort and gives a Careless wave
56:01 <tristen> killing 'em was half your job!
56:22 <tristen> the faction mission was the other half...
56:45 <Mort-> be glad we all walked out of there alive
56:49 <Hydrazine> Its almost like Snickers just carries around a big fighter to coup de grace things for her.
57:05 <Mort-> yeah I was playing with the idea
57:08 <Mort-> of giving khaz ghoul touch :P
57:13 <Mort-> but I think the dc is too shitty to really do any damage
57:16 <Hydrazine> Time to get me a crit x4 weapon I think.
57:18 <Mort-> yeah
57:20 <Mort-> always bring one
57:33 <tristen> i can level oskar again now!
57:40 <Avatar> very nice
57:42 <Hydrazine> hes up to 4 already? Wow.
57:43 <Avatar> one more game for Snickers
57:46 <Mort-> let me checl
57:49 <tristen> aye 4
57:50 <Mort-> I think my level is a bit screwed on mort
57:55 <Hydrazine> jerus just got to 3.
58:00 <Hydrazine> 3.3 now.
58:41 <tristen> yeah that's good
58:51 <tristen> and you can get a x4 crit weapon now?
59:03 <Hydrazine> Could've ages ago really.
59:08 <Jaggedsoul> can you resend it ballig?
59:33 <Mort-> I think 
59:37 <Mort-> my xp that i gave you earlier
59:39 <Mort-> isnt correct
59:40 <Mort-> let me re audit
59:42 <Mort-> still auditing
59:54 <Avatar> still auditing
59:56 <Avatar> still auditing
00:01 <tristen> was this shadow's last stand 1?
00:04 <Ballig> forgot to cross stuff out
00:05 <Avatar> yeah
00:05 <Ballig> give mea second
00:07 <tristen> cool
00:13 <Avatar> uh oh what did we miss
00:19 <Avatar> cross out any penalties
00:33 <Avatar> we only accept boons
00:47 <tristen> permanent boons
00:47 <Ballig> ha
00:52 <Ballig> no, I forgot to cross out the other tiers
01:26 <Mort-> I have 18 for andoran
01:31 <Mort-> from pazio website
01:35 <Mort-> I didnt audit very well
01:39 <Mort-> so it means my xp is acutlaly higher then it acutlaly is
01:41 <Mort-> gimme a moment
02:21 <Hydrazine> I miss the mercurial greatsword Kensai..
02:28 <tristen> hey avatar did darkwhite register the ruby phoenix for you on paizo yet?
02:50 <tristen> i worry i may have given him the wrong number...
02:52 <Avatar> no
03:00 <Mort-> how do you
03:02 <tristen> i might drop him an email
03:10 <tristen> i will drop him an email...
03:10 <Mort-> register your character on pazio for all the stuff you fked up
03:26 <Ballig> tristen: just need your prestige/fame
03:44 <tristen> k, one sec...
03:58 <Mort-> I played 11 scenarios on mort
03:59 <Mort-> acutally
04:02 <Mort-> not 9
10:10 <Hydrazine> Ballg, mind sending mine over Skype? DCC doesn't work too well for me
11:09 <tristen> sweet loooot
11:50 <Avatar> sec
13:14 <Hydrazine> I'm glad Jerus gets his job done.
13:19 <Mort-> urm guys
13:23 <Hydrazine> Smashing shit, taking damage for people.
13:24 <Mort-> mort is..level 5 after this..?
13:31 <Hydrazine> Shes a big girl now.
13:37 * Mort- gulps
13:41 <Mort-> she doesnt have a lot of power you know
13:49 <Avatar> get a grip
13:53 <Avatar> level 5 wizard is sweet
13:55 <Hydrazine> Guess its time to hang out with people like Leis and Buck and so on.
14:07 <Mort-> I think mort had to ocme along for this scenario
14:34 <Avatar> `op
14:34 ChanOP gives channel operator status to Avatar
14:41 * Avatar removes voice from Avatar Hydrazine Jaggedsoul Mort- tristen
14:48 <Mort-> seriosuly jerus
14:51 <Mort-> if everytime you tank
14:53 <Mort-> you take a dirt nap
15:01 <Mort-> what happens when next time I have to stand between oskar and a nasty mob
15:03 <Mort-> Ill die? :D
15:11 Avatar has changed the topic to: PFS: Sat 1pm (Avatar, new game) | CoTE: TBA || All times are AEDT (UTC+11:00) | D&D and Pathfinder Online http://dnd.ballig.net
15:31 <Hydrazine> Well.
15:38 <Jaggedsoul> Guys, thanks for the wonderful game
15:42 <Jaggedsoul> ciao
15:42 <Hydrazine> Jerus always ends up tanking the really bad shit, it looks like.
15:54 <Hydrazine> This guy was so bad it took Zirul AND Jerus to tank him
16:00 <Avatar> I've only got 2 people coming for saturday
16:29 <tristen> cheers jagged
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16:56 <Avatar> only phly has declined
17:02 <Avatar> what are the rest of you jokers doing
17:08 <tristen> i'll play
17:14 <Avatar> it's QFP 2
17:20 <Hydrazine> I'm stalling, as usual.
17:21 <tristen> i won't play
17:26 <tristen> (can't play)
17:26 <Avatar> :P
17:31 <Mort-> mek is around
17:34 <Mort-> mort + mek
17:35 <Mort-> urgh
17:45 <Mort-> but I guess it means she can see myzantir
17:47 <Mort-> now
18:08 * Mort- really frets about khaz
18:20 <Mekkis> what happened?
18:24 <Mekkis> any deaths?
18:28 <Hydrazine> I came THIS CLOSE to dying
18:45 <Hydrazine> I was a 50% miss chance from total concealment away from biting the big one.
18:54 <Hydrazine> And going off to the great hammer fight in the sky.
19:06 <Mort-> not to metnion the other hobgoblin..
19:08 <Mekkis> so
19:20 <Mort-> mort is 5 now.
19:24 <Mort-> I miscaluclated my xp earlier
19:31 <Mort-> so yes she is now level 5 after this scenario
19:37 <Ballig> goddamnit, Jaggedsoul left
19:39 <Ballig> I gave him too much PA
19:41 <Mekkis> agool
19:41 <Hydrazine> He does that.
19:45 <Mekkis> cool
19:53 <Hydrazine> He took the money and ran.
20:00 <Avatar> took the money and split
20:07 <Mort-> and mort is a scared wizzard with no idea how ot use her new found powers
20:19 <Avatar> what's your intelligence
20:21 <Hydrazine> Atleast he didn't run away from saving the person for the main storyline quest.
20:33 <Mort-> snickers saved the day with a slumber hex
20:34 <Mekkis> what third level spells are you taking?
20:34 <Mort-> 18
20:37 <Mort-> I dont know
20:45 <Mort-> as I said I have no idea on the powers
20:45 <Avatar> 18 int and doesn't know how to use her new powers
20:48 <Mort-> yeah
20:51 <Mort-> you have a wizard nub
20:53 <Avatar> what's the problem
20:55 <Hydrazine> Snickers totally saved the day.
20:57 <Mort-> level 3 spells
21:00 <Hydrazine> Ballig, can you send over skype?
21:10 <Hydrazine> Or even email? DCC keeps giving me weird shit.
21:16 <Avatar> you'll have to be more specific than that
22:38 <Mort-> I dont feel normal atm
23:23 <Mort-> 2 spells I can cast
23:27 <Mort-> okay time to look at level 3 spells
24:29 <Mort-> hold person
24:45 <Ballig> all right, that's everyone but Ritalin guy
25:17 <Hydrazine> Hey mort, think you're ready for a swing with big Jerus?
25:54 <Mort-> on khaz?
25:57 <Mort-> I suuppose why not
26:04 <Mort-> other hcannel
26:06 <Mort-> dont fk it uphere
26:29 <Mort-> I dont know what mort will hve
26:32 <Mort-> on level 11
26:37 <Mort-> never tried leveling her up
27:30 <Ballig> damnit, who am I going to apply credit to
27:39 <Mort-> dunno :D
27:40 <Mort-> jax?
27:41 <Avatar> somebody kool
27:47 <Avatar> check your pm
27:48 <Ballig> has to be samsuhn, jax or bobbob
28:10 <Hydrazine> Wonder if we would've got that last encounter down without the enlarge.
28:13 <Avatar> which one is jax
28:26 <Mort-> yes I think
28:30 <Mort-> after you coup him
28:33 <Mort-> he must do the fortitude save
28:36 <Hydrazine> True.
28:37 <Mort-> he would fail it I think
28:41 <Mort-> and we took his spked mace away
28:44 <Mort-> so he already is disarmed
28:46 <Hydrazine> spiked chain
28:51 <Mort-> so even by unlikely chain he made it
29:02 <Mort-> he would probably have to hit us barehanded, or with another weapon
29:06 <Mort-> which owuld take reach oth of feature
29:08 <Mort-> we were also all around him
29:13 <Mort-> which means unless he is poleamr or whatever
29:18 <Hydrazine> he'd pull his spare longsword and cleave me and Zirul
29:18 <Mort-> he cant fight at close range, he's hemmed in
29:31 <Mort-> yeah probably
29:40 <Ballig> Avatar: jax is the fighter/wizard
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29:51 <Mort-> but anwyay the whole story went, you got large, and delivered a precision strike
29:59 <Mort-> he just went to sleep, and never woke up... ^^
30:13 <Hydrazine> Atleast we're humane.
30:18 <Mort-> screw humane
30:35 <Hydrazine> Snickers-Jerus combo is pretty damn effective.
30:46 <Mort-> I need a level 3 spell
30:46 <Mort-> haste
30:47 <Mort-> I think
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31:26 <Mort-> ill take hold person
31:37 <Ballig> might give it to Samsuhn
32:29 <Spaceshot> got me a galaxy note
32:39 <Spaceshot> need to go app hunting
32:58 <Hydrazine> Mekkis, you around?
33:06 <Hydrazine> Haste is a pretty solid choice I'd say.
33:26 <Mort-> I took haste
33:27 <Mort-> but not loading it
33:44 <Hydrazine> What else you got?
33:53 <Mort-> hold person + haste
33:56 <Mort-> all defensive stuff
33:59 <Mort-> I wont get spells
34:00 <Hydrazine> Not bad.
34:04 <Mort-> mort is defensive
34:12 <Mort-> she really doesnt harm anyone.. :D
34:21 <Mort-> she makes sure whoever is in her party can harm whoever they want
34:25 <Mort-> btw why I jumped down beside you?
34:32 <Mort-> because I was thinking of acutlaly using levitate on you
34:42 <Mort-> so you can give us "Cover" vs the air elementals
35:01 <Mort-> basically using you like a shield
37:28 <Hydrazine> lol.
37:42 <Hydrazine> Consider that I can attack them from 20ft up as well.
37:47 <Hydrazine> Mission accomplished.
37:51 <Mort-> yeah
37:53 <Mort-> so yes
37:55 <Mort-> I do have some brains
37:59 <Mort-> even if they dont function very well
38:00 <Mort-> sometimes :D
38:12 <Spaceshot> Avatar or ballig, know of any good apps I should get for my galaxy note?
38:36 <Mort-> but I think youre really more cool then I am
38:40 <Mort-> I get scawed :D
38:59 <Ballig> how did you afford a galaxy note
39:13 <Spaceshot> it's at vodaphone now
39:21 <Ballig> Samsuhn is level 4 now
39:42 <Spaceshot> finished my xperia X10 contract early and got the galaxy note contract for 2 years for same price
39:44 <Hydrazine> Guess we'll get to it later, Mort.
39:55 <Mort-> I get 2 level 3 spells
39:59 <Mort-> should  I load haste?
40:04 <Mort-> or double hold person
40:08 <Hydrazine> NO bonuses from int?
40:10 <Ballig> get andchat
40:21 <Spaceshot> yea I need andchat, forgot about that one
40:27 <Spaceshot> any good tablet apps ballig?
40:34 <Ballig> is it a tablet or a phone
40:44 <Mort-> yeah
40:46 <Mort-> with int
40:48 <Mort-> its 2 level 3 spells
40:49 <Mort-> I can load
40:54 <Mort-> one will be hold person
41:01 <Spaceshot> hahaha
41:05 <Spaceshot> I see what you did there ballig
41:13 <Ballig> what
41:15 <Ballig> I don't know what it is
41:27 <Spaceshot> it's a 5.3inch phone
41:29 <Spaceshot> it's huge
41:30 <Mort-> frankly I prefer 2 hold persons
41:32 <Ballig> ah
41:33 <Mort-> but what happens if that thing is not a person
41:49 <Spaceshot> but in all the adds about the phone, it asks at the end, is it a phone? is it a tablet? galaxy note
41:49 <Spaceshot> :P
41:54 <Spaceshot> ads*
41:57 <Ballig> Mort-: yeah got to be careful about it being humanoid
42:06 <Hydrazine> what bonus feat Mort?
42:23 <Mort-> oh I havne taken yet
42:26 <Mort-> improved familiar
42:27 <Mort-> I think
42:48 <Hydrazine> no metamagic?
42:49 <Ballig> for example, you're screwed if you're fighting a monstrous humanoid
42:49 <Hydrazine> huh.
43:06 <Spaceshot> get a psudodragon mort
43:08 <Hydrazine> whats an example of a monstrous humanoid?
43:10 <Mort-> not yet of level
43:11 <Mort-> a yeti
43:12 <Mort-> :D
43:18 <Ballig> minotaur
43:21 <Mort-> I will take one hold person
43:29 <Spaceshot> ogre
43:30 <Spaceshot> Troll
43:38 <Ballig> centaur
43:48 <Spaceshot> I thought centaur was a fey?
44:06 <Mort-> centaurs are usually good aligned?
44:11 <Mort-> and should hve no reason to interfere with us?
44:20 <Ballig> you don't know that
44:22 <Mort-> no but seriously
45:22 <Spaceshot> I dunno, just what ever you do, don't ask to ride a centaur
45:42 <Avatar> just do it 
45:44 <Mort-> why haste.
45:48 <Avatar> centaurs are good aligned so it ok
45:49 <Mort-> haste gives extra action
46:09 <Spaceshot> meh, arcane bond is better :P
46:56 <Spaceshot> are you a specialist mort?
47:37 <Spaceshot> Avatar: have any phone apps I should get for my galaxy note?
47:38 <Mort-> not
47:40 <Spaceshot> besides andchat?
47:41 <Mort-> nevermind
48:16 <Mekkis> Mort-, get stuff mytiazair doesn't have :S
48:29 <Mort-> sure
48:31 <Mort-> what did he not have
48:33 <Mort-> Im taking hold person
48:37 <Mort-> and next scenario
48:38 <Spaceshot> he has haste and hold person
48:39 <Spaceshot> :P
48:41 <Mort-> will myzantir be wtih me?
48:42 <Mort-> of course
48:47 <Mort-> but I must defend my party
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48:51 <Spaceshot> he has all the useful spells
48:56 <Spaceshot> you get to get the shit spells :P
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49:06 <Spaceshot> Avatar: have any phone apps I should get for my galaxy note?
49:22 <Mort-> I will do what I must
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49:24 <Mort-> as I said
49:32 <Hydrazine> Doesn't it still cost money to copy spells from other wizards?
49:35 <Mort-> Im not waiting for mytiazair to save me
49:37 <Mort-> 10 gp
49:44 <Mort-> peanuts :D
49:52 <Mort-> look I have tanks like JOO
49:55 <Mort-> I need to take care off
49:55 <Spaceshot> I think it costs half a scroll or something
49:58 * Mort- gives jerus a look
49:58 <Mort-> no
50:02 <Mort-> copying spellpages is 10 gp
50:04 <Mort-> per spell
50:13 <Spaceshot> oh, 10gp per level
50:15 <Spaceshot> gotcha
50:20 <Ballig> it's 10gp for level 1 spells, 40gp for level 2 spells, etc
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50:25 <Mort-> ah shit
50:27 <Mort-> Im out of monehs
50:31 <Mekkis> Mort-, explosive runes!
50:34 <Mort-> I just boughtmyself a headband ofvast intelligence
50:35 <Spaceshot> yea thought it was more than just 10 per level
50:36 <Mort-> which is long due
50:41 <Hydrazine> Guess you gotta make some dough before you can afford it.
50:43 <Mekkis> Mad Monkeys
51:26 <Spaceshot> I need to play some uptiers with Ava soon
51:27 <Mekkis> Unadulterated Loathing !
51:31 <Spaceshot> preferably before conquest :P
52:06 <Mort-> looks interesting
52:12 <Mort-> but explosive runes is direct damage
52:19 <Mort-> I druther point jerus in the right direction and sit back and watch the show
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52:36 * Mort- really doesnt like getting her fingers dirty
52:37 <Mekkis> Flash Fire
52:45 <Spaceshot> explosive runes is situational, funny, but situational
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53:05 <Spaceshot> also mort, mekkis mainly wants to get cheap spells into his spellbook
53:15 <Mekkis> yes
53:28 <Mekkis> and I'm offering mort about fifty spells in exchange!
53:31 <Spaceshot> he doesn't really care about your spells as much
53:38 <Spaceshot> yes, but mort requires cash to do so
53:42 <Spaceshot> you've probably got spare cash
53:56 <Mekkis> it's loose change
53:58 <Mort-> hold perosn Ill take
54:02 <Mekkis> 90gp for a third level spell
54:08 <Mort-> I have only 1k gp now
54:11 <Spaceshot> BAH, I want to make a spell caster now (like a real one, not a healbot)
54:15 <Mort-> I just obught myself a headband of vast intellect
54:24 <Spaceshot> +2?
54:32 <Mekkis> with hold person they a) have to be humanoid, and b) get to save each round
54:44 <Spaceshot> the save is a fullround action though
54:53 <Mekkis> so?
55:05 <Mekkis> it's like Hideous Laughter, but shittier
55:14 <Mort-> yeah I used hideous laughter
55:18 <Mort-> to rescue jerus once already
55:22 <Mort-> I ran out on hte bad boss
55:28 <Spaceshot> meh, I like hold person, but I'm an oracle
55:36 <Spaceshot> so it's level 2 spell for me :P
55:37 <Mort-> then on the big boss
55:44 <Mort-> it was glitterdust >.<
55:47 <Mort-> trademark lol?
56:02 <Mort-> yes, I blinded him.
56:08 <Spaceshot> that's probably why I think hold person is better, but for arcane it's level 3, way too much competition
56:08 <Mort-> and NO im not an enchantment specialist
56:22 <Hydrazine> 2 hours minimum to copy spells..
56:56 <Spaceshot> how much are scenario PDFs usually?
57:31 <Mort-> basically
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57:33 <Mort-> you as a wizard
57:41 <Mort-> are around so that you assist your tanks to do what they cannot
57:46 <Mort-> if I wanted to dish damage
57:50 <Mort-> Id enlarge jerus, toss him on the way
57:54 <Mort-> then drink cofee
57:55 <Mort-> coffee
57:59 <Hydrazine> Mort has an amusing view of the purpose of a wizard.
58:05 <Spaceshot> or be a sorc
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58:40 <Hydrazine> Mort, ya ready?
58:50 <Mort-> yeah
58:53 <Mort-> I guess
58:56 <Mort-> where are my stats
58:58 <Mort-> k
58:59 Hydrazine is now known as Jerus11
59:08 <Spaceshot> heh
59:49 Mort- is now known as Khazaran
59:55 Khazaran is now known as Khaz11
05:55 <Avatar> oh woops
06:01 <Avatar> aid another was meant to give me +3 instead of +2 today
06:13 <Avatar> that's a pretty stupid trait if zirul has another one that gives him +4 instead of +2
06:39 <Spaceshot> avatar, app me up
06:49 <Avatar> sorry?
07:00 <Spaceshot> got galaxy note todasy
07:05 <Spaceshot> today*
07:10 <Spaceshot> I'm currently app hunting
07:15 <Spaceshot> need a good browser
07:16 <Avatar> get ez pdf reader
07:20 <Avatar> opera mobile
07:25 <Avatar> andchat
07:49 <Spaceshot> got andchat and draw something free :P
07:52 <Mekkis> Spaceshot, I thought you were poor?
08:00 <Spaceshot> am
08:16 <Spaceshot> phone bill is part of the budget
08:25 <Spaceshot> basically, same price, new phone on new contract
08:32 <Spaceshot> same price as old phone that is
09:17 <Spaceshot> anything else avatar?
10:15 <Spaceshot> have to pay for ezPDF reader
10:24 <Spaceshot> or is lite good enough?
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22:16 <Jerus11> So Stand Still DOES work with reach weapons?
23:12 <Jerus11> I asked about this back when I was first plotting out Jerus..
23:36 <Avatar> why wouldn't it
23:54 <Jerus11> Because it specifies adjacent squares.
23:59 <Jerus11> Which is why I didn't pursue it.
25:11 <Avatar> yeah bit unclear isn't it
25:22 <Avatar> I'd say you can't
25:33 <Jerus11> I'd say it wasn't worded decently to specific clearly how it relates to reach weaponry.
25:51 <Avatar> I mean
26:06 <Avatar> I would allow it if you had a means of combat manuveuring that far
26:12 <Avatar> like if you could trip or disarm with thet weapon
26:28 <Avatar> but not if you had to make body contact with them
27:02 <Jerus11> If I knew it worked, I would've prioritized Jerus alot differently.
29:41 <Avatar> Ballig: up for sc2?
30:49 <Ballig> hmmm
30:52 <Ballig> yeah, might give it a shot
30:54 <Ballig> been ages though
31:06 <Spaceshot> haha, you SC2ers
31:22 <Jerus11> hey space, I had me like the most smoking Nasus game the other day.
31:41 <Spaceshot> heh
31:46 <Ballig> Avatar: apparently it didn't finish applying all the patches last time
31:57 <Jerus11> 8/0/5 solo top.
32:03 <Avatar> should be quick to patch
32:11 <Jerus11> made twice as much gold as the highest person on the other team
32:30 <Ballig> it actually seems to quit
32:33 <Ballig> not sure if it's patching properly
32:50 <Jerus11> It was brutal.
32:59 <Jerus11> Finished my triforce early as hell.
34:16 <Ballig> ah there we go, now it's patching properly
34:20 <Ballig> Applying Patch 2 of 23
34:27 <Avatar> keep us updated
38:27 <Avatar> what's it up to
38:32 <Ballig> 4
38:42 <Avatar> we might start one game
38:45 <Ballig> yeah
45:41 <Spaceshot> avatar, is ezPDF reader lite good enough or should I Get the full one?
48:57 Jerus11 is now known as Hydrazine
52:22 <Ballig> wonder if you can take Create Treasure Map in PFS
58:08 Khaz11 is now known as Mort-
58:20 <Ballig> ha, I should learn the Blood Transcription spell
58:24 <Ballig> might be a way to get cheap spells!
00:30 <Avatar> Ballig: update?
00:38 <Ballig> 12 of 23 (48%)
00:50 <Ballig> sounds like by the time it's finished it'll be at least 9.30, probably too late for me to play
07:39 <Ballig> ultimate magic has some really terrible spells
09:55 <Spaceshot> it sure does
10:07 <Spaceshot> it has some cool archetypes to make up for them though
18:45 <Ballig> wonder if Inner Sea Magic is worth it
20:10 <Spaceshot> can be for a couple prestige classes
22:57 <Mort-> all right
23:01 <Mort-> I relaly want ot see myz soon
23:06 <Mort-> hes my walking spellbook..
23:30 <Ballig> get Blood Transcription so if he dies during the scenario you can drink his blood
23:34 <Brunius> Ha
23:42 <Mort-> hes a smart guy
23:46 <Mort-> not too likely he will get himself killed
24:02 <Mort-> high level wizards are..experts at getting out of trouble
24:15 <Mort-> or masters of evasion
24:49 <Brunius> Ballig: Blood Transcription probably isn't PFS legal
24:58 <Mort-> besides its an evil spell
24:59 <Mort-> mort wont do it
25:04 <Mort-> blood trasnscription?
25:09 <Ballig> it is PFs legal
25:19 <Ballig> Mort-: http://www.d20pfsrd.com/magic/all-spells/b/blood-transcription
25:25 <Mort-> gross to 10000 degree
26:08 <Mort-> if he really dies
26:12 <Mort-> Ill get access to his spellbook
26:15 <Mort-> so..whats the issue
26:20 <Mort-> anwyay. NO I am NOT doing blood transcription
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37:53 <Brunius> Night guys
38:08 Brunius has quit (Quit: Hard drive, Y U NO STOP CRUNCHING?)
38:10 <Ballig> 'night Brunius, you missed out on a sweet game today
38:13 <Ballig> FINE, LEAVE, SEE IF I CARE
42:42 <Avatar> ballig update
42:49 <Ballig> it's patched, but I go to bed in 20 minutes
42:56 <Avatar> we can have a game in 20
42:58 <Avatar> come on in
43:03 <Ballig> I would be too worked up to sleep
43:09 <Avatar> you sure
43:11 <Ballig> yeah
43:15 <Ballig> we can play tomorrow
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56:47 <Ballig> Jaggedsoul: I have to re-send your sheet
56:52 <Ballig> I accidentally gave you 2 PA
57:01 <Jaggedsoul> ok
58:23 <Jaggedsoul> how do you save the rolls?
58:43 <Ballig> change your nick and then PM with !save <command>: <roll>
00:05 Jaggedsoul is now known as Zirul
00:55 <Zirul> !save clw: 1d8+3 spontaneous cure light wounds
00:55 <diebot> Zirul, 1d8+3 spontaneous cure light wounds saved as @clw
01:03 <Zirul> ok got it
01:10 <Zirul> I'll pm die bot
01:43 <Zirul> error: file is damaged
01:54 <Zirul> kindly resend ballig
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02:28 <Mort-> Btw
02:28 <Ballig> you didn't overwrite it, did you :p
02:38 <Mort-> What did you guys fight
02:43 <Mort-> For the air elemental
02:52 <Ballig> the same as you
02:54 <Mort-> What was your tier
02:58 <Ballig> same as you
03:01 <Mort-> 3-4?
03:03 <Ballig> yes
03:04 <Mort-> Oh.
03:09 <Zirul> sorry 
03:10 <Ballig> our GM changed the scenario the same way I did
03:16 <Zirul> I was typing something
03:18 <Mort-> I see
03:42 <Mort-> But no range?
03:53 <Ballig> right
04:04 <Ballig> cleric, magus, barbarian, fighter
04:19 <Ballig> the magus and I were the only ones with ranged weapons, and we were very bad at using them
04:30 <Mort-> I see
04:42 <Mort-> Ill look into a longbow for khaz
04:57 <Mort-> Oskar however is a good shot ^^
05:15 <Mort-> What's the difference between a crossb6
05:20 <Mort-> And a longbow
05:29 <Ballig> you have to reload a crossbow
05:51 <Ballig> crossbow only requires simple weapon proficiency (longbow requires martial)
05:55 <Zirul> I was thinking in retrospect, I should have used bit of luck on oskar just like what I did yesterday
06:00 <Ballig> but elves get proficiency in longbow specifically
06:19 <Mort-> How do you load a crossbow
06:50 <Mort-> I dislike hideous laughter really
06:52 <Ballig> using a movement action if it's a light crossbow, or a full round action if it's heavy
06:57 <Mort-> The +4 saves
06:59 <Mort-> I see
07:06 <Ballig> a +4 save is better than it being immune, like hold person
07:11 <Mort-> So ok khaz will get a longbow
07:25 <Mort-> I'm not an enchantment specialist
07:35 <Mort-> My dcs are all fked up
07:40 <Ballig> yeah
07:42 <Ballig> but just compare
07:51 <Ballig> you are casting hideous laughter on, say, a minotaur
08:04 <Ballig> okay, it gets +4 to save because it's not humanoid like you are (it's monstrous humanoid instead)
08:11 <Mort-> Initially i wanted to use pit..
08:17 <Ballig> but if you try to cast hold person on that same minotaur, it will immediately fail because  hold person /only/ works on humanoids
08:30 <Mort-> Yeah else you can't cast on other elves dwarves
08:39 <Mort-> Sigh
08:55 <Mort-> Begin to regret my odd specialization
08:59 <Mort-> Ah well
09:05 <Mort-> Live and learn
09:21 <Mort-> Just that everyone ends up a nice gold colour
10:03 <Ballig> so why didn't you use create pit instead
10:11 <Mort-> I don't bring it
10:14 <Mort-> These days
10:28 <Mort-> Too much in fear of using the spell
10:44 <Ballig> then stop bitching about your speciality when you don't even prepare it :p
10:49 <Mort-> Yeah
10:58 <Mort-> We live and we learn
11:11 <Mort-> Probably somewhere in the future something will come in handy
13:14 <Mort-> Also. Its all fine to put someone in a pit
13:20 <Mort-> What do you do next after :d
13:31 <Mort-> You can't hit him lol
14:42 <Ballig> you can shoot him
14:51 <Ballig> and a reach weapon might reach him, depending on how deep the pit is
15:03 <Ballig> and worst case scenario you spend the time getting ready to pound him when he comes back up
15:31 <Mort-> Pit is 20 ft deep
15:44 <Mort-> You need to be at  side of pit
15:50 <Mort-> And it gets deeper with leveap
15:54 <Mort-> At side of pit
16:09 <Mort-> Its 16 dc not to fall in
16:35 <Mort-> Ive had some practical experience in dropping people in pits :p
16:42 <Mort-> Alternate time stream
17:02 <Mort-> And that's considered i worded everything to my benefit :p
17:38 <Ballig> it's still a perfectly valid approach
18:47 <Mort-> We will see
18:50 <Mort-> Live and learn
19:19 <Ballig> you could have also, for example, pitted one hobgoblin while you killed the other
19:25 <Mort-> As i personally believe. Its how you play your cards at the end of the day
19:30 <Mort-> Too close
19:38 <Mort-> I would need to aim back
19:39 <Ballig> too close to what
19:41 <Ballig> so?
19:47 <Mort-> Giving him a 16 dc to save
19:50 <Ballig> aim behind them, make the pit so it doesn't make anyone else fall in
19:55 <Mort-> Yeah
20:03 <Mort-> Don't worry i know how to aim
20:24 <Mort-> Just that pits make me edgy
20:45 <Mort-> And what happens when mobs use reposition?
21:37 <Mort-> Also a lot of monsters have high fort high reflex
21:39 <Mort-> Low will
22:08 <Mort-> The casters will have high will low fort
22:35 <Mort-> When you are talking gobbies. Definitely high reflex
22:47 <Mort-> Was a gobbie :d
22:57 * Mort- still fondly remembers poog
23:47 * Mort- feels poog begin to fade away now though. Its been so long since I've had heals
23:55 <Mort-> And burning hands
24:00 <Mort-> And firebolts
24:02 <Zirul> how do you save both the attack and the damage in one roll?
24:58 <Spaceshot> I want to get a fancy race at conquest
25:00 <Spaceshot> :P
26:29 <Ballig> Zirul: !save <command>: <roll> attack; <roll> damage
26:44 <Ballig> e.g.: !save full: 1d20+4 attack; 1d8+7 damage
27:01 <Zirul> thanks
27:08 <Mort-> .!save test 1d20+5 slash; 1d6+4 dmg
27:15 <Mort-> Oh
27:19 <Mort-> Forgot the :
27:30 <Mort-> When is conquest
27:42 <Mort-> Tell me so ill go out shopping that week end
28:58 <Mort-> 63 damage totally awesome!
30:05 <Spaceshot> easter weekend
31:01 <Mort-> Dates in rl
32:42 <Spaceshot> I think 6th to 9th of april
33:03 <Mort-> Ok ill go shopping
37:52 Zirul is now known as Magogg
45:00 Magogg is now known as Jaggedsoul
45:03 Jaggedsoul has quit (Quit: Leaving)
50:58 Avatar has quit (Quit: Spend social security on games.)
04:54 <Spaceshot> should I make an arcane caster mort?
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07:52 <Mort-> Up to you
08:04 <Mort-> I have a feeling ill never play a character without spells
08:06 <Mort-> Though
08:19 <Mort-> Like no monks or fighters for me
09:10 <Mort-> I always live in fear the only caster in the scenario is a nuke happy caster who didn't prepare any combat utility spells
09:15 <Mort-> Like see invis
09:18 <Mort-> Fly
09:50 <Mort->  Even if i ever run fighter ill probably sub class with a casting class
27:35 <Avatar> you'll never go fighter
27:41 <Avatar> casters 4eva
31:40 <Mort-> Probably
31:47 <Mort-> The way i seen to be running
32:27 <Mort-> And most of my characters are packrats to a certain degree
35:23 <Mytiazair> !define haste: additional attack; +1 to-hit; +1 to AC and reflex; +30' or double movement.
35:24 <diebot> Mytiazair, additional attack; +1 to-hit; +1 to AC and reflex; +30' or double movement. defined as ??haste
38:26 <Mort-> Hi mekkis
38:37 <Mort-> Can you enable private chat?
39:39 Mekkis sets mode -R Mekkis
39:40 <Mekkis> sure
39:40 <Spaceshot> osu!droid is awesome
39:45 <Mekkis> should be done
49:18 <Mekkis> Hydrazine, you around?
50:08 <Mort-> He went to bed
58:19 <Mekkis> !define global elemental: Immunity to bleed, paralysis, poison, sleep effects, and stunning. \\ Not subject to critical hits or flanking. Does not take additional damage from precision-based attacks, such as sneak attack.
58:20 <diebot> Mekkis, Immunity to bleed, paralysis, poison, sleep effects, and stunning. \\ Not subject to critical hits or flanking. Does not take additional damage from precision-based attacks, such as sneak attack. defined as ??elemental
58:51 <Mekkis> !define global add elemental: \\ Elementals do not breathe, eat, or sleep.
58:52 <diebot> Mekkis, ??elemental updated.
00:34 <Spaceshot> I should make a blaster caster just to irritate mort
01:18 <Mekkis> you shouldn't make a character just to irritate another player
01:38 <Mort-> Ill laugh when you run out of spells
02:03 <Mekkis> Mort-, everyone should - at one time or another - make an out-of-control fire mage
02:08 <Mekkis> probably not in PFS though
02:13 <Mort-> No
02:14 <Mekkis> I might for Brunius' campaign
02:19 <Mort-> I am a control freak
02:20 <Mort-> Lol
02:21 <Mekkis> it's been a while since I've done that
02:31 <Mort-> Actually kendra is the closest i have
02:37 <Mort-> But i don't play her  much
02:45 <Mort-> And for some weird reason
02:49 <Mort-> I can't play to blast
02:57 <Mort-> Im too gentle :(
03:16 <Mort-> As in the player
03:27 <Spaceshot> I dunno, making a blaster sounds like fun
03:30 <Mekkis> Mort-, go to http://www.d20pfsrd.com/bestiary/indexes-and-tables/monsters-by-cr
03:35 <Spaceshot> and a proper blaster never runs out of spells :P
03:40 <Mekkis> and choose something with a CR of about 22
03:59 <Mekkis> and I'll pit Jager against it
04:36 <Mekkis> or two CR20s
04:36 <Mort-> That's your 15 Minntd work day thing
04:37 <Spaceshot> not sure if I want wizard or sorc though
04:44 <Mort-> Sorc
04:48 <Mort-> Ill get on irc
04:51 Mort- has quit (Quit: Bye)
04:58 <Mekkis> I'll have a quick shower
05:56 Mort ([email protected]) has joined #d&d
06:20 <Mort> k irc mode on
06:23 <Mort> let me look for monsters
06:41 <Mort> basically
06:43 <Mort> Im a gentle person
06:44 <Mort> :D
07:40 <Spaceshot> give him 2 titans to face
07:42 <Spaceshot> :P
07:49 <Mort> cr 22
07:53 <Mort> or get two cr 20s
07:55 <Mort> let me have a look
08:21 <Spaceshot> actually, get him 2 lesser dracoliches(they have a weird name in pathfinde,r I think they're called reavers)
08:27 <Spaceshot> anywho, bed time
10:39 <Mort> I dont even knwo how ot use all those ablilties
10:40 <Mort> geezus
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19:12 <Mekkis> hhh
22:38 <Mort> testone
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