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43:01 <Spaceshot> someone remember to prank me around 10:45
43:13 <Spaceshot> I should be awake and on here by then, but if I'm not then do it
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59:58 <Avatar> same
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58:58 <Tashes> i hate mornings!
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56:17 <tristen> spaceshot man you playing today?
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56:42 <tristen> here's trouble!
56:46 <Mort-> Lol
56:51 <tristen> morning mort!
57:02 <Mort-> I'm setting up base camp
57:11 <Mort-> Or heading to
57:31 <tristen> maccas?
57:31 <Mort-> Problem today is we have some who can't play for today
57:50 <Mort-> Sorry trist. No stowing on wagon big guy
57:59 <tristen> :)
58:06 <Mort-> Need to find brunius
58:12 <Mort-> Ballig
58:17 <Mort-> Avatar
58:23 <tristen> they'll all be still zzzzzzz
58:32 <Mort-> Wimps
58:40 <Mort-> 7 am in morning for me
58:41 <Spaceshot> I'm here
58:47 <tristen> heya!
58:49 <Spaceshot> got up a few mins ago, eating breakfast
58:49 <Mort-> Been up like 1 h ago
58:51 <Mort-> Haha
59:04 <Mort-> Have you played btd1?
59:26 <tristen> i hope i haven't...
59:28 <Spaceshot> nope :P
59:35 <Mort-> If not ok i get a whole caravan of stow aways
59:40 <Mort-> You have trist
59:50 <Mort-> I might buy btd1:d
59:51 <tristen> gah! is that bloodcove?
00:01 <Mort-> Just for the whole low level party to run
00:22 <Mort-> Seeing norhand in it is going to be amusing as fk
00:46 <tristen> awwww me no play today :(
00:57 <Mort-> The fun part. I had to prepare all 3 tiers today
01:19 <Mort-> Since i have no clue who's bringing what
01:36 * Mort- hugs tristen
01:48 <Mort-> Quest for perfection
01:51 <tristen> ah some love
01:52 <Hydrazine_> howdy.
01:56 * tristen feels better already
02:06 <tristen> heya hydra!
02:07 <Mort-> Absolutely awesome party on Sunday ^^
02:17 <Hydrazine_> Morning kids.
02:21 <Mort-> I'm moving to set up base camp
02:22 Hydrazine_ is now known as Hydrazine
02:23 <Mort-> Dude
02:39 <Mort-> We are at least as old as you are :p
02:54 <Hydrazine> I dunno.. I could be talking to Brunius and Phly.
03:13 <tristen> hey i had to bail out suddenly last night
03:19 <tristen> did he get his skills in order?
03:29 <Hydrazine> Um. I went to bed.
03:31 * Mort- bullrushes hydra and tries to knock him prone for cookies
03:38 <tristen> !findchar Ridali
03:39 <Mort-> I turned off irc
03:41 <diebot> tristen, Character: Ridali, number: 369( http://dnd.ballig.net/viewchar.php5?char=369 )
03:45 <Mort-> I wanted to concentrate
04:09 <Mort-> I don't concentrate well when I'm spamming or getting spammed
04:17 <Brunius> Topic is old yo
04:18 <tristen> hmmm i don't think his stats are ok
04:38 <Mort-> Ok who's bringing what to the party
04:58 <Spaceshot> I'm bring a level 1 or a level 1
04:59 <Mort-> They should let you replay scenarios :p
05:01 <Hydrazine> um.
05:03 <Hydrazine> Am I invited?
05:04 <Mort-> What?
05:06 <Mort-> No sorry
05:12 <Hydrazine> Right.
05:14 <Mort-> Hydra and trist
05:22 <Mort-> No stowing away
05:24 <Hydrazine> We're too cool for you guys.
05:29 * Hydrazine high fives tris
05:38 <Mort-> I can't
05:43 <Mort-> Its the law
05:47 <Hydrazine> We should give them a chance to kill stuff too, Tris.
05:54 <Mort-> Bru bring kaleb?
06:07 <Mort-> Get the old party back?
06:16 <Mort-> Since all of you want closure? :d
06:34 <Mort-> If so - no popping in space
06:44 <Brunius> Kaleb is rather underpowered
06:48 <Mort-> Ideal situation
06:51 <Brunius> I'd rather not bring him if I can avoid it
07:06 <Mort-> You wanted to finish all the quests
07:12 <Mort-> On him ^^
07:12 <Brunius> !findhcar kaleb
07:18 <Brunius> !findchar Kaleb
07:19 <diebot> Brunius, Character: Kaleb, number: 229( http://dnd.ballig.net/viewchar.php5?char=229 )
07:24 <Hydrazine> Whats wrong with Kaleb?
07:26 <Mort-> Ideally. Mek should appear
07:32 <Brunius> 1d4 damage !
07:45 <Mort-> Run stuff with you guys and jagged
07:49 <Mort-> 5 ft step more
08:00 <Mort-> That's the ideal situation
08:14 <Mort-> Eh sorry
08:16 <Mort-> You guys and space
08:34 <Mort-> Qfp i will bring mort
08:47 <Mort-> I sure as hell hope we have a healer
09:14 <Spaceshot> anyway, gonna have a shower now
09:19 <Spaceshot> and Ava is a healbot
09:29 <Mort-> Else mort gets to umd
10:10 <Spaceshot> oh QFP, yea not playing that
10:16 <Spaceshot> have fun umding
10:33 <Brunius> QfP is ok
10:42 <Brunius> At least 1+2 are
10:49 <Brunius> Don't know about 3
11:08 <Mort-> I think we doing at 3
11:16 <Mort-> Mort is 4
11:30 <Brunius> I can run with Derau then
11:56 <Brunius> Don't think I've updated his chronicle since Arc though
11:58 <Mort-> And no idea who mek will bring
12:11 <Hydrazine> I like Ava.
12:16 <Hydrazine> I think Ava should play more.
12:26 <Mort-> Hydra will bring  jerus
12:35 <Brunius> What level is everyone
12:48 <Brunius> (I have 1,2,3,6)
12:49 <Hydrazine> 2 and 1.
12:50 <Mort-> 4
13:04 <Brunius> Aren't you DMing Mort-?
13:14 <Mort-> Not qfp
13:25 <Mort-> Today btd2 i am
14:03 <Mort-> I have found my monsters
14:16 <Mort->  And slapped them with my tail!
14:26 <Brunius> tristen, you're showing up at blackburn tomorrow?
14:47 <tristen> yep!
15:18 <Mort-> Lol
15:32 <tristen> i was just planning the route on mah bicycle
15:41 <Mort-> I don't know how to rp at a table!
15:51 <Mort-> I'm shy!
15:59 <Brunius> You bicyclist !
16:12 <tristen> mort: nonsense
16:33 <tristen> it's just like sitting at the dinner table with your family only less crap
17:02 <tristen> (or something...)
17:36 <tristen> brun are you headed there tomorrow?
18:13 <Brunius> Yeah
18:19 <Brunius> Buying some stuff off spaceshot
18:24 <tristen> goodo!
18:33 <tristen> you'll be playing too i hope?
18:40 <Mort-> Lol
18:41 <Brunius> of course
18:47 <tristen> eggselent!
19:19 <tristen> mort: a 4 day con will cure you of any shyness!
20:05 <tristen> by day 2 you'll be standing up when making those particularly crucial rolls!
20:07 <Spaceshot> I should really go have that shower XD
20:19 <Spaceshot> and tristen, I'll be playing there too, thanks for asking
20:34 <tristen> going "COME ON BABY!"
20:43 <tristen> heheh spaceshot good good!
20:50 <Spaceshot> or you just make a deaf oracle and then you have a legit reason to be shy and quiet
20:54 <Mort-> Lol
20:57 <Spaceshot> oh, and so is avatar I think
21:03 <Mort-> I'm fking silly :p
21:06 <Spaceshot> we should see if darkwhite is free to DM us 4
21:17 <Brunius> Not according to darkwhite's email
21:20 <tristen> avatar too!
21:22 <Spaceshot> oh you got a responce?
21:26 <Mort-> Dude
21:28 <Spaceshot> response*
21:31 <Brunius> Yeah
21:35 <Spaceshot> dang
21:36 <Mort-> What's pfs without being silly
21:47 <Spaceshot> I'm playing a deaf oracle, that's quite silly
21:57 <Mort-> Mort has a liscence to be silly
22:04 <Spaceshot> anywho, seriously going to shower now
22:04 <Mort-> I think if i ran oracle
22:09 <Mort-> Id be blind
22:14 <Mort-> Or maybe lame
22:30 <Mort-> Deaf is quite penalizing
23:24 <Mort-> Hungry as fk
23:34 <Brunius> Go eat something then
23:34 <Mort-> Going to eat breakfast
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24:12 <Brunius> gg
36:07 <Mort-> Switch comp irc
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37:57 * Mort waves at the whole parteh
38:36 <Avatar> piercing alarm
38:40 <Avatar> I will have to use that one more often
38:48 <Mort> yeah
38:49 <Mort> Im ready anytime
38:54 <Mort> but I think space is having breakfast
38:57 <Mort> I havent seen ballig yet
39:05 <Mort> brunius probably went for a potty break
40:01 <Brunius> I'm around
40:09 <Avatar> that's a pretty wild suggestion
40:12 <Mort> lol
40:14 <Mort> kk
40:19 * Mort tumbles avatar to the ground and digs him for COOKIES
40:39 <Avatar> yeah ok
40:44 <Mort> I should open all hte monster templates and stuff up acutally
40:45 <Mort> and turn on skype
40:55 <Avatar> ugh, skype
41:02 <Avatar> I am v.sleep deprived
41:14 <Brunius> Maybe we should put this game off then
41:21 <Mort> are you serious?
41:29 * Mort slipply slappies the whole party
41:30 <Brunius> Slightly
41:31 <Avatar> not that sleep deprived
41:42 <Mort> just get some coffee
41:42 <Mort> ffs/
41:44 <Mort> :P
41:51 <Avatar> yeah coffee will fix it
43:49 <Mort> coffee fixes anythign
43:54 <Mort> its a restoration, rez..
43:56 <Mort> and all in one
44:01 <Mort> Ill stick to milo, thanks
44:05 <Avatar> I wouldn't go that far
44:17 * Mort giggles
44:25 <Mort> at least htats how my collegues describe it
45:00 <tristen> how does milo make it's way singapore?
45:13 <Mort> hey
45:16 <Mort> who told you milo aint global
45:18 <Mort> cos it is!
45:29 <tristen> i thought it was like vegemite...
45:36 * Mort is plotting cold blooded murder :P
45:37 <Mort> yeah
45:46 * Mort gives her best evil villian laugh
46:05 <Avatar> play nice, mort
46:10 <tristen> i lived in hong kong once and i started hoarding jars of vegemite
46:14 <Mort> lol?
46:20 <Mort> is that stuff even...drinkable?
46:23 * Mort winces
46:28 <Brunius> Vegemite is a spread
46:30 <Brunius> Like Butter
46:38 <Mort> did I mix it up with brovil?
46:39 <Brunius> But way, way, awesomeer
47:32 <tristen> yeah it's not to be confused with bovril
47:48 <Mort> its bovril
47:49 <Mort> isnt it?
47:52 <Mort> bovril u can also spread it?
47:56 <Mort> both yeast extracts
48:10 <Mort> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vegemite
48:25 <tristen> i thought bovril was some kind of beef extract?
48:34 <tristen> and only drunk?
48:37 <Mort> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bovril
48:38 <Mort> oh I see
48:38 <Mort> true
48:42 <Mort> but vegemite can be drunk?
48:52 <tristen> no it's just a spread
48:59 <tristen> i mean you _could_ drink it
49:16 <Mort> heh
49:17 <tristen> but its not
49:19 <Mort> mort would want to cook ape :D
49:28 <Mort> is it wrong to eat a sentient species?
49:34 <tristen> yes it's wrong
49:35 <Mort> Id say no, because they tried to kill you first
49:38 <Mort> why?
49:42 <Mort> they started it, and now they're dead..
49:43 <tristen> it would be like having a dolphin steak
49:56 <Mort> must as well make good use of the bodies
49:59 <Mort> Im sorry tristen..
50:05 <Mort> but I am one of those people who would eat dolphin steak
50:08 <Mort> just to see how it tasted
50:11 <Mort> Im that kind of person.
50:21 <Mort> Im sort of a very curious sort
50:27 <Mort> besides, Im chinese.
50:30 <Mort> that says enough.
50:38 <Mort> THeres a chinese saying, everything with back facing the sky can be eaten..
50:59 <tristen> there's even a saying?
51:03 <Mort> oh yes
51:16 <Mort> supposedly by the great sage confucious
51:29 <Mort> but I believe that might not be entirely true, since no historical records point to him being a gourmet
51:52 <tristen> yes, i wonder if he'd rethink his position on the matter if he were alive today...
52:07 * Mort has eaten grasshoppers, donkey..
52:09 <Mort> crocodile..
52:12 <Mort> turtle
52:16 <Mort> Croc is overated btw..
52:34 <Mort> kangeroo too I think(it was jerky though)
52:43 <Mort> boar
53:42 <tristen> yes i tend towards more, er, domesticated food sources myself - i prefer to try and let the wild things be...
53:51 <Mort> wimp.
53:58 <Mort> whats life if not one big adventure!
54:01 <Mort> CHHARRRRGGGEEE!!!!
54:09 <tristen> oh i don't think it's a question of masculinity
54:16 <Mort> haha
54:27 <Mort> Its a matter of opinon
54:36 <Mort> most people(except my dad)
54:48 <Mort> look at me like I should be sent to the asylum, when I tell them that
55:22 <Mort> I think the world's crazy but oh well..you live with it
55:45 <tristen> yes, we all have our principles, one way or another
56:02 <Mort> yeah
56:06 <Mort> or lack thereof ^^
56:16 <Mort> so. Can mort start an ape bbq?
56:24 <Mort> I even know what spices Id season it with :D
56:44 <tristen> you'd have to provoke one into attacking you first!
56:47 <Mort> I think Id rub it with cumin, saffron, tumeric, salt and chilli powder.
56:50 <Mort> I mean after hte last BTD2..
56:55 <Mort> then you stick it through the fire
56:59 <Mort> and roast it
57:06 <tristen> heheh
57:18 <Mort> good stuff..
57:20 * Mort licks her chops
57:22 <tristen> shhhh though! no spoilers!
57:25 <Mort> yeah
57:39 <Mort> anyway for crocodile, you need to make a herbal soup out of it
57:47 * Mort has a recipe for croc too..
57:53 <Mort> acutally Im thinking maybe mort should sprout recipes
57:58 <Mort> everytime they kill something midly edible
57:59 <Mort> :D
58:38 <tristen> ape - check!
58:40 <tristen> croc - check!
58:48 <tristen> calamari - check!
58:51 <tristen> heheh
58:52 <Mort> oh yes!
59:05 <tristen> i'm glad you remember :D
59:28 <Mort> calling ballig..
00:10 <tristen> i just worked out something for oskar
00:12 <Ballig> just got home from the gym
00:22 <Mort> k
00:25 <Avatar> forget the gym
00:26 <Mort> I thought u were sleeping like avatar
00:27 <Mort> 2 min :D
00:29 <tristen> he can make an offhand aoo melee attack at 1d20-5
00:31 <Mort> and we can rock and roll :D
00:32 <Mort> lol
00:33 <tristen> for free!
00:35 <Spaceshot> back
00:36 <Ballig> nah I left half an hour later than I intended
00:40 <Ballig> expected to be here a bit sooner
00:49 <Mort> okay so now what do we do.
01:31 <Mort> nl.ti4200.info, port 3999
01:34 <Mort> CA
01:42 <Mort> ipv4.nl.ti4200.info, port 3999
01:49 <Mort> Brunius
01:49 <Mort> avatar
01:54 * Mort blows the horn of rawr
01:58 <Mort> okay whos brining what
02:07 Avatar gives channel operator status to Mort
02:09 <Spaceshot> I'm bringing ava
02:14 <Spaceshot> level 1 deaf healbot
02:19 Avatar gives voice to Avatar Ballig Brunius Spaceshot
02:26 <Ballig> I can bring fighter1/wizard1, cleric3, or wizard3 (enchanter)
02:34 <Avatar> I'm bringing my summoner
02:41 <Spaceshot> which version of CA?
02:46 <Avatar> unstable
02:57 <Spaceshot> has it changed since 31/1?
03:05 <Mort> unstable
03:06 <Avatar> that was years ago
03:07 <Mort> make up your mind
03:10 <Mort> else I cant run shit
03:14 <Spaceshot> 31/1/12
03:14 <Mort> I rather run for the high level 
03:21 <Avatar> yeah years ago
03:28 <Avatar> spaceshot doesn't have a higher level
03:33 <tristen> heya ballig: no biggie on the site, but could get rid of the "stable" version of ca? nubs keep downloading it...
03:35 <Brunius> I'll run a Pally 2
03:42 <Mort> Ill take out the call
03:43 <Ballig> tristen: I moved it below the unstable
03:43 <Mort> and reconnect
03:44 <Mort> again
03:45 <Ballig> I'm not getting rid of it
03:46 <tristen> ah
03:56 <Ballig> I also added some linux binaries
04:12 <tristen> yeah i'm having troubles upgrading but as soon as i do i'll check it out...
04:20 <Mort> anyone else?
04:47 <Avatar> I can bring a witch2, druid1 or ninja1, but the summoner2 is my preference
04:47 <Mort> whos bringing what
04:57 <Mort> just make up ye bloody minds :P
05:02 * Mort starts slapping all the players with her tail
05:09 <tristen> have a good game people (it's a ripper btw)
05:17 <Mort> lol
05:29 <Mort> dude.
05:33 <Mort> I would rather do continuity
05:36 <Mort> just for your information
05:39 <Mort> but will go with the flow
05:43 <Avatar> we can't mort
05:48 <Mort> lol y not :D
05:49 <Mort> hehe
05:53 <Avatar> spaceshot is level 1
05:54 <Mort> bring bobob, cario...
05:56 <Mort> ah k
05:59 Ballig is now known as Jax
05:59 <Spaceshot> haha
06:00 <Mort> jax eh?
06:02 <Mort> k
06:04 Spaceshot is now known as Ava
06:04 Avatar is now known as Snake
06:09 <Jax> `deop snake
06:09 * ChanOP removes channel operator status from Snake
06:10 <Mort> BRUNIUS
06:11 <Mort> yOU NUB
06:12 <Mort> GET MOVING
06:15 Ava is now known as Ava-
06:20 <Brunius> WHAT
06:23 Brunius is now known as Bairaq
06:24 * Mort slaps Bairaq around a bit with a large trout
06:26 <Mort> better
06:28 <Mort> thats cool :D
06:30 <Bairaq> Sheet isn't on the site yet
06:35 <Mort> okay 
06:35 <Bairaq> Looks like I had a temp version up
06:37 <Mort> time for ME to..
06:40 <Mort> read ALL your sheets
06:46 <Ava-> oh noes
07:21 <Ava-> we doing skype?
07:46 <Mort> yeah
07:54 <Mort> none of you are bringing characters that have played btd1?
08:14 <Ava-> I know I'm not
08:47 <Mort> so what happened to your last keys
08:56 <Mort> Ill bring your awareness from characters that have played beofre then?
09:05 Mort is now known as Mort-
09:11 <Mort-> Ill roll for ava's awareness
11:45 <Mort-> Snaaaakkkkkkeeee
11:47 <Mort-> seee your pm
12:35 <Mort-> !throw key, no key
12:38 <Mort-> oh shit
12:41 <Mort-> !rng key, no key
12:42 <diebot> Mort-, key
12:47 <Mort-> !rng key, no key
12:48 <diebot> Mort-, key,
12:49 <Mekkis> mort, they lost the key
12:52 <Mort-> are u sure..
12:53 <Mort-> lol
12:55 <Mort-> no but we have new peeps
12:56 <Mort-> so..
12:57 <Mort-> mekkis
13:02 <Mort-> go run something for hydra and tristen :P
13:03 <Mekkis> the majority did
13:19 <Jax> Mort's GMing
13:22 <Jax> it's her call
14:10 <Mort-> okay no key :P
14:12 <Mort-> wait
14:17 <Mort-> lol
14:24 <Mort-> did I roll it correctly? :D
14:28 <Snake> they're different characters
14:31 <Mort-> !rng key no key
14:31 <diebot> Mort-, no
14:35 <Mort-> wtf?
14:39 <Mort-> ah forget it.
14:45 <Mort-> I have 3 people to roll for
14:56 <Mort-> so geezus I have 2 with key, 2 wihotut key
15:01 <Mort-> how useful.
15:05 <Snake> do one more
15:14 <Snake> as a decider
15:17 <Mort-> !rng key, no key
15:18 <diebot> Mort-, no
15:20 <Mort-> no key
15:21 <Mort-> thats it
15:22 <Mort-> NO KEY 
15:36 <Mort-> how do you do it
15:38 <Snake> that's fair
15:50 <Mort-> kk
15:53 <Snake> !rng key nokey
15:53 <diebot> Snake, nokey
15:57 <Mort-> ah see
15:58 <Mort-> still nokey
16:01 <Mort-> so nokey
16:03 <Mort-> :D
16:09 <Snake> it's fine
16:11 <Mort-> nuff shit
16:13 <Mort-> lets get started :P
16:16 * Mort- wags her tailie
16:21 <Bairaq> It's k guys - I have diplomacy !
16:36 <Jax> http://i.imgur.com/0k8LN.jpg
17:14 <Mort-> okay all your faction missions
17:16 <Bairaq> What's with you and Avatar and posting old stuff
17:17 <Mort-> Ill pass em over ot you
17:18 <Mort-> in pm
17:21 <Mort-> tell me your faction
19:32 <Mort-> hold on digging
21:32 <Snake> I need taldor, ballig needs osirion, spaceshot needs andoran
23:52 <Mort-> I am
24:29 <Jax> Mort-: is your connection usually a little slow
24:31 <Mort-> please unlag sypoe
24:36 <Mort-> undoeyeah it is
24:37 <Jax> close the call down
24:38 <Mort-> so maybe I shouldnt host
24:39 <Bairaq> I've got ADSL2+ if you want to make me the host
24:41 <Jax> and I'll start it again
25:58 <Mort-> okay better
26:02 <Mort-> everyone got their faction missions?
26:07 <Mort-> sorry for being a little slow onthat
26:08 <Bairaq> cheers
26:44 <Mort-> You wake up one morning with a pigeon with a scroll of parchment on it
26:53 <Mort-> Down there is written your faction mission
27:21 <Mort-> you wont be allowed
27:23 <Mort-> to buy stuff mid scenario
27:25 <Mort-> I wont allow it
27:58 <Mort-> is there anything you want to grab now, spell list please pm
28:04 <Bairaq> Will you allow us to buy stuff beforehand though?
28:10 <Mort-> hrm
28:27 <Mort-> k just buy whatever now
28:37 <Ava-> didn't get mine
28:39 <Ava-> ...
28:40 <Mort-> k
28:42 <Mort-> u didnt tell me
28:45 <Ava-> I did
28:49 <Mort-> I didnt get it
28:56 <Mort-> or om me on skype
30:00 <Mort-> you guys are quite silyl
30:02 <Mort-> I could help you
30:03 <Mort-> but I wont :D
30:03 Barmaley has quit (Connection reset by peer)
30:06 <Mort-> when it comes to preserving stuff :p
30:07 <Mort-> lol
30:08 <Mort-> jokers
30:18 <Mort-> clearly you havent spent enough time in a kitchen
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30:25 <Mort-> ava
30:32 <Mort-> I need your faction
30:33 <Ava-> we don't have the right cromazone to be in the kitchen
30:39 <Ava-> SILVER CRUSADE/ANDORAN
30:53 <Mort-> okay u got
30:55 <Mort-> done
30:56 Barmaley has quit (Quit: ChatZilla 0.9.88 [Firefox 10.0.2/20120215223356])
30:57 <Bairaq> Mort-, I bake stuff.
31:01 <Bairaq> Usually cakes
31:02 <Bairaq> But.
31:05 <Mort-> You are several days northwest of Bloodcove—days of dusty,
31:06 <Mort-> dirty running and riding as your caravan guide, the scoundrel
31:06 <Mort-> Raimondo Scevola, whipped his horses and wagon-drivers to
31:06 <Mort-> go faster, faster!
31:38 <Mort-> Closing in behind you, no more than an hour
31:38 <Mort-> by horse now, ride dozens of Aspis mercenaries. Your activities
31:38 <Mort-> in Bloodcove, it seems, were not as secret as you hoped.
31:53 <Snake> :(
31:53 <Mort-> BTW for all those woh havent played btd1-
32:00 <Bairaq> :(
32:03 <Jax> :(
32:04 <Snake> (ie. all of us)
32:08 <Ava-> XD
32:10 <Mort-> you were sent to  rsecue a doomed pathfinder mission at azlant ridge
32:21 <Mort-> you have the supplies in the wagons you are on
32:24 <Bairaq> Say, did anyone happen to bring a spare bow of some variety?
32:40 <Mort-> you are supposed to deliver the supplies to azlant ridge
32:45 <Mort-> to the doomed pathfinder expedition there
32:52 <Mort-> so you run out of bloodcove..
33:04 <Mort-> and now have tons of aspis mercernaries with you
33:22 <Mort-> before you were sent to bloodcove to accquire supplies, your venture captain had given you a map(scroll) 
33:27 <Bairaq> Yay, Aspis Consortium mercenaries !
33:28 <Mort-> and the golden key
33:35 <Mort-> which you guys had wonderfullly gotten it stolen off
33:38 <Mort-> so. NO key for you
34:05 <Mort-> ttempts to throw off the aspis mercenaries, and you can help him (Survival/perception checks).
34:07 <Mort-> sait
34:11 <Snake> is that map relevant to this scenario
34:14 <Snake> do we need to see it
34:16 <Mort-> Raimondo attempts to throw off the aspis mercenaries, and you can help him (Survival/perception checks).
34:18 <Mort-> Ill pass you the map
34:22 <Mort-> ah k I an show u the map if u like
34:37 <Jax> !throw 1d20+4 survival
34:37 <diebot> Jax, survival: [1d20=12] 16
34:46 <Bairaq> !throw 1d20 Perception
34:46 <diebot> Bairaq, Perception: [1d20=18] 18
34:51 <Ava-> is this sight or sound perception?
34:53 <Snake> !throw 1d20+5 perception
34:53 <diebot> Snake, perception: [1d20=1] 6
34:57 <Mort-> or
34:58 <Mort-> u select
35:01 <Mort-> which one u want to use
35:05 <Snake> !throw 1d20+5 perception ed
35:05 <diebot> Snake, perception ed: [1d20=7] 12
35:11 <Mort-> okay see it anyway
35:12 <Mort-> on the map
35:16 <Mort-> u can connect ot ca?
35:21 <Ava-> !throw 1d20+4 perception sight
35:22 <diebot> Ava-, perception sight: [1d20=12] 16
35:22 <Mort-> ipv4.nl.ti4200.info, port 3999
35:26 <Jax> I'm on CA
35:33 <Mort-> this  is the journey you are doing so far
35:51 <Mort-> okay
36:05 <Mort-> A sudden cry goes up among the wagons, and all eyes look
36:05 <Mort-> back the way you came. The days-old familiar sight of pursuing
36:05 <Mort-> horseman has vanished.
36:18 <Mort-> (Any catcalls, cheers? :P)
36:28 <Jax> "Yay!"
36:29 <Jax> I guess :p
36:33 <Mort-> no one eles?
36:34 <Mort-> lol
36:45 <Bairaq> "That's a relief...I think"
36:54 <Mort-> no more catcalls? hehe
36:56 <Jax> "About time, too. Where did you get your licence, Ronaldo?"
37:01 <Jax> "You are a shit driver."
37:02 <Mort-> "They’ve given up the chase!"
37:02 <Mort-> Raimondo declares and a tired cheer erupts from his caravan.
37:02 <Mort-> The horses are lathered and covered with sweat from the long chase, and are clearly in no condtion to go much further.
37:08 <Mort-> "The name is Raimondo, mind you"
37:22 <Jax> "Whatever, Ronaldo Raimondo."
37:24 <Mort-> "And since I've just saved our sorry arses, you could be more polite"
37:37 <Mort-> "Some day, your big mouth is going to get you into trouble"
37:58 <Jax> "Blah blah blah."
38:09 <Snake> "Ignore that one."
38:09 <Bairaq> I shoot a look at Jax
38:14 <Mort-> He ignores you and gets back to his drivers
38:16 <Bairaq> "I apologise for my friend"
38:30 <Mort-> "You should teach him to keep his mouth shut, its going to get all of you into trouble someday"
38:49 * Ava- looks around to see who out of us looks the weakest
38:53 <Jax> "Maybe it'll get YOU into trouble, ha ha."
38:54 <Bairaq> "With any luck, I won't be sent on another mission with him. This one will likely be enough"
38:57 <Mort-> "And it might not come amiss to say that I dont want HIM on my wagon"
39:10 <Snake> "He's here to help protect the wagon."
39:20 <Mort-> He ignores jax and orders his drivers along, at a less breakneck pace
39:48 <Mort-> After an hour of riding at a more normal pace,you enter a jungle. The trees are tall with wide trunks and reach towards the heavens with creepers dropping from their vines. The undergrowth is dense and you make slow progress through the bushes and ferns. Overhead you hear the many unidentifiable sounds and occasionally you spot some brightly coloured birds flying around.
40:28 <Mort-> You thrash your way through the undergrowth and suddenly there is a break in the canopy of the forest, allowing light to come in.
40:28 <Mort-> The reason is clear enough. One of the forest giants has fallen and crushed all that lay beneath it. 
40:59 <Mort-> The truck of the fallen giant looks burnt, and so does the surrounding area.
41:06 <Mort-> Anyone wants to do survival/perception checks?
41:10 <Bairaq> Draw Greatsword
41:12 <Bairaq> @see
41:12 <diebot> Bairaq, Perception: [1d20=18] 18
41:36 <Snake> !throw 1d20+5 perception
41:36 <diebot> Snake, perception: [1d20=1] 6
41:46 <Snake> !throw 1d20+5 perception ed
41:47 <diebot> Snake, perception ed: [1d20=16] 21
41:53 <Ava-> !throw 1d20+4 perception sight
41:54 <diebot> Ava-, perception sight: [1d20=5] 9
42:01 <Snake> reminder: Ed can talk
42:11 <Jax> !throw 1d20+4 survival
42:11 <diebot> Jax, survival: [1d20=10] 14
42:37 <Mort-> acutally it shoudl have been ed but nevermind u know it through your eidolon
42:47 <Mort-> Jax, ava dont notice anything
42:52 <Snake> yep
43:09 <Snake> what should have been ed
43:26 <Mort-> "We will rest here. The horses can go no further." Raimondo says in a tone that brooks no argument.
43:27 <Mort-> He begins unhitching the horses from the wagons and tethering them to some burnt tree trunks.
43:40 <Snake> "A fine plan!"
44:02 <Mort-> Suddenly, the usual jungle noises cease.
44:05 <Mort-> Everyone roll perception
44:13 <Ava-> !throw 1d20+4 sight
44:14 <diebot> Ava-, sight: [1d20=20] 24
44:29 <Bairaq> @see
44:30 <diebot> Bairaq, Perception: [1d20=6] 6
44:50 <Snake> @see
44:50 <diebot> Snake, perception: [1d20=12] 17
44:51 <Snake> @esee
44:51 <diebot> Snake, perception ed: [1d20=6] 11
44:59 <Jax> !throw 1d20
44:59 <diebot> Jax, 1d20: [1d20=17] 17
46:46 <Mort-> k
47:18 <Mort-> A man in a chain shirt, riding a grey horse materializes from the clearing edge. He is followed by 8 leather clad humans carrying longbows. Their eyes have no trace of mercy in them.
47:18 <Mort-> "Kill them all!", he orders.
47:23 <Mort-> urm sorry wait abit
47:32 <Mort-> yeah 8 is right
47:45 <Jax> (we're doing this on tier 1-2, right?)
47:45 <Mort-> "You're Pathfinders! Do something!", Raimondo shrieks, before him and his drivers dive off to cower under the wagons.
47:49 <Mort-> yeah
47:51 <Jax> okay
48:08 <Mort-> can every one see the map?
48:19 <Mort-> you want map 2
48:20 <Mort-> for this
48:21 <Mort-> not map 1
48:22 <Jax> yeah I can see them but I don't think you have enough rows/columns?
48:27 <Mort-> map 1 is just for you to see where u were going
48:29 <Mort-> it shows blood cove
48:32 <Mort-> and azlant ridge
48:32 <Mort-> :D
48:34 <Mort-> thats all you need
49:04 <Mort-> map 2 is the one you need
49:23 <Jax> 24 rows, something like 35 columns
49:37 <Jax> is that the full map
49:40 <Mort-> looks right
49:42 <Mort-> yeah it is
49:42 <Jax> okay
49:44 <Jax> now it's good
50:08 <Ava-> white
50:10 <Mort-> you begin Q8 - R9 the area
50:14 <Mort-> so what are your sizes, hp and ac
50:19 <Snake> blue for me, cyan for ed
50:20 <Jax> orange, medium, HP 17, AC 16
50:21 <Mort-> go tell me where you want to be placed
50:41 <Jax> can you place the enemies
50:46 <Mort-> no
50:49 <Mort-> u place yourself first :D
50:59 <Mort-> youre sititng around
50:59 <Jax> if we don't get to see the enemies, just place us randomly
51:04 <Mort-> okay
51:05 <Mort-> you said it :D
51:08 <Ava-> white, medium, 10/10, AC15 (unless I attack with spear than it's 14), Q8
51:08 <Mort-> random place
51:19 <Bairaq> Yellow, Medium, AC19
51:25 <Snake> snake hp18 ac19, ed hp18 ac15
51:26 <Bairaq> 18/18
53:16 <Mort-> yellow block is the wagons
53:22 <Mort-> with Raimondo and his drivers all hiding underneath
53:24 <Mort-> or in the wagons
55:20 <Mort-> Im acutally
55:22 <Mort-> positioning them
55:24 <Mort-> yeah
55:33 <Mort-> its gm discretion
55:34 <Mort-> :D
55:54 <Mort-> all of htem and the archers
56:06 <Mort-> looks fine to me
58:07 <Mort-> k
58:10 <Mort-> Everyone roll intiaitive
58:12 <Mort-> and I get o too
58:14 <Jax> @init
58:14 <Snake> @init
58:15 <diebot> Jax, init: [1d20=12] 14
58:17 <diebot> Snake, snake's init: [1d20=14] 18
58:17 <Bairaq> @init
58:17 <diebot> Bairaq, Initiative: [1d20=13] 15
58:18 <Snake> @einit
58:19 <diebot> Snake, ed's init: [1d20=16] 19
58:31 <Ava-> !throw 1d20+0 init
58:32 <diebot> Ava-, init: [1d20=3] 3
58:54 <Mort-> k
59:06 <Mort-> no I get to roll
59:31 <Mort-> !throw 9#1d20+2
59:31 <diebot> Mort-, 9#1d20+2: [1d20=20] 22, [1d20=4] 6, [1d20=18] 20, [1d20=12] 14, [1d20=8] 10, [1d20=11] 13, [1d20=15] 17, [1d20=8] 10, [1d20=18] 20
00:35 <Mort-> sorry guys
00:38 <Mort-> Im trying to write initaitve
00:42 <Mort-> so that I dont getixd up later
00:44 <Mort-> its going to get very messy
01:54 <Mort-> okay
03:12 <Mort-> hold on abit
03:43 <Mort-> hahaah
06:09 <Mort-> kk
06:14 <Mort->  was readjusting positoinig nad stuff
06:52 <Mort-> the captain charges Jax and rides past
07:18 <Mort-> he charges that way
07:36 <Jax> is he using a lance
07:42 <Mort-> he is
07:49 <Mort-> so he hits you
07:54 <Mort-> or tries
07:55 <Mort-> to
08:10 <Mort-> !throw 1d20+10
08:10 <diebot> Mort-, 1d20+10: [1d20=20] 30
08:26 <Bairaq> Dude
08:28 <Bairaq> What the hell
08:29 <Mort-> 1-2..
08:40 <Mort-> !throw 1d20+10
08:40 <diebot> Mort-, 1d20+10: [1d20=3] 13
08:43 <Mort-> awww
08:44 <Mort-> shiiiiitt
08:44 <Mort-> :D
08:45 <Mort-> hahahaha
09:16 <Mort-> but jax you have ac bonus?
09:16 <Mort-> :D
09:20 <Mort-> so anwyay I dont confirm crit
09:24 <Jax> it doesn't confirm
10:12 <Jax> what race is he
10:21 <Mort-> !throw 1d8+3
10:21 <diebot> Mort-, 1d8+3: [1d8=3] 6
10:25 <Mort-> ooops :P
10:30 <Jax> is he human
10:46 <Mort-> he is human
10:49 <Jax> he's large, then
11:02 <Jax> right click on the token on the left pane, and click large
11:07 <Jax> then when you add the token to the map it'll be bigger
11:22 <Mort-> sorry how?
11:37 <Jax> on the circle button you select to put a circle down
11:40 <Jax> that's it
12:09 <Mort-> !throw 1d8+3
12:10 <diebot> Mort-, 1d8+3: [1d8=8] 11
12:12 <Mort-> k
12:17 <Jax> 0/17
12:32 <Jax> can you double check that this is tier 1-2
12:36 <Mort-> yes it is
12:40 <Mort-> I read the tier 1-2 stats :D
12:56 <Mort-> arhcer no. 8 gets a shot
13:22 <Mort-> he moves to the side
13:25 <Mort-> and takes a nice shot at ava
13:46 <Mort-> good point
15:21 <Mort-> !throw 1d20+3
15:21 <diebot> Mort-, 1d20+3: [1d20=3] 6
15:26 <Mort-> the arrow flies wide
15:44 <Mort-> archer2 takes a pop shot at bairaq
15:46 <Mort-> !throw 1d20+3
15:46 <diebot> Mort-, 1d20+3: [1d20=2] 5
15:47 <Bairaq> Yeah !
15:49 <Mort-> missed
15:52 <Bairaq> My AC is 17, btw
15:58 <Bairaq> Not 19 as I stated before
15:58 <Mort-> the arrow goes flying to the air
16:06 <Mort-> Bairaq's turn
16:08 <Bairaq> The 19 was a shield
16:16 <Bairaq> Which I can't use with my greatsword
16:27 <Bairaq> Charge N
16:29 <Bairaq> Er
16:30 <Bairaq> 2N
16:34 <Bairaq> Not a charge
16:43 <Mort-> go 2 N?
16:46 <Mort-> hit Mr C?
16:49 <Mort-> aoo
16:53 <Mort-> u really want to?
17:41 <Bairaq> !throw 1d6 Healing on Jax
17:42 <diebot> Bairaq, Healing on Jax: [1d6=1] 1
17:44 <Bairaq> :(
17:47 <Jax> 1/17
17:50 <Bairaq> 5ft NE
18:10 <Bairaq> 4 lay on hands remain
18:41 <Mort-> snakes turn
18:57 <Mort-> what does he do
19:32 <Snake> Snake shoots #1
19:48 <Snake> !throw 1d20+6
19:48 <diebot> Snake, 1d20+6: [1d20=14] 20
19:56 <Snake> !throw 1d8
19:57 <diebot> Snake, 1d8: [1d8=7] 7
19:58 <Mort-> k it hits
20:41 <Mort-> 1 goes down
20:47 <Mort-> with an arrow in his throat
21:31 <Mort-> ed is at 15
21:34 <Mort-> for initiative
21:38 <Mort-> if I dont remember hte rolls wrong
21:50 <Jax> Bairaq was 15
21:51 <Jax> ed was 19
21:52 <Jax> snake was 18
22:01 <Mort-> k
22:04 <Mort-> shit I messed up hte rolls
22:06 <Mort-> after this Ill reset
22:20 <Mort-> k
22:25 <Mort-> so eds turn
22:37 <Mort-> how are you going to get there
22:40 <Mort-> mind you
23:05 <Snake> @bite
23:28 <Mort-> so wheres ur bite
23:36 <Snake> @ebite
23:36 <diebot> Snake, bite: [1d20=12] 13; damage: [1d6=4] 4
23:46 <Mort-> he and his mount dodge out of the way
23:48 <Mort-> anyway
24:04 <Jax> is 15 enough
24:13 <Mort-> his ac is 15..
24:17 <Jax> that hits then
24:25 <Mort-> k you barely manage to nick him
24:26 <Snake> !throw 1d8+1
24:26 <diebot> Snake, 1d8+1: [1d8=6] 7
24:28 <Jax> that ebite is all wrong
24:33 <Jax> and he can grapple now
24:37 <Mort-> so thats the bite damage?
24:43 <Jax> 1d8+1, just did 7
24:51 <Jax> now he's rolling CMB for grapple
24:56 <Jax> (versus CMD)
25:01 <Mort-> wait abit
25:01 <Mort-> sorry
25:03 <Mort-> rechecked
25:05 <Mort-> no you miss
25:19 <Mort-> so you miss trying to bite him and his horse
25:52 <Mort-> Archer 6 draws his longbow and shoots at Ed
25:59 <Mort-> !throw 1d20+3
25:59 <diebot> Mort-, 1d20+3: [1d20=12] 15
26:03 <Mort-> hits?
26:10 <Jax> hits
26:11 <Mort-> !throw 1d8
26:12 <diebot> Mort-, 1d8: [1d8=7] 7
26:19 <Snake> 11/18
27:12 <Jax> whose turn now
27:13 <Mort-> !rng jax archer
27:13 <diebot> Mort-, jax
27:17 <Mort-> k 
27:17 <Mort-> jax first
27:23 <Jax> 5 foot south, cast shield
27:23 <Mort-> what is jax going to do
27:34 <Bairaq> This is all probably because of that bloody awareness
27:45 <Jax> end turn
27:58 <Jax> (AC 20 now)
28:01 <Mort-> k
28:23 <Mort-> archer 3 take a pop shot at jax
28:29 <Mort-> !throw 1d20+3
28:29 <diebot> Mort-, 1d20+3: [1d20=12] 15
28:32 <Mort-> missed
28:38 <Mort-> arrow flies into the nearby bush
29:14 <Mort-> 4, 5 and 7 take pop shots at ed
29:28 <Mort-> !throw #31d20+3
29:28 <diebot> Mort-, #31d20+3: [31d20=20,14,10,14,12,4,20,19,7,20,9,7,13,7,20,18,8,2,20,4,1,15,6,11,17,15,7,11,7,4,9] 354
29:31 <Mort-> oops sorry
29:31 <Mort-> lol
29:40 <Mort-> !throw 3#1d20
29:40 <diebot> Mort-, 3#1d20: [1d20=20] 20, [1d20=18] 18, [1d20=6] 6
29:43 <Mort-> 2 hit
29:55 <Mort-> !throw 1d20+3
29:56 <diebot> Mort-, 1d20+3: [1d20=11] 14
30:00 <Mort-> doenst confirm
30:04 <Mort-> !throw 1d8
30:05 <diebot> Mort-, 1d8: [1d8=8] 8
30:08 <Mort-> !throw 1d8
30:08 <diebot> Mort-, 1d8: [1d8=4] 4
30:17 <Mort-> the eidolon dissapears?
30:21 <Mort-> dont they do htat when they drop below 0 hp?
30:23 <Snake> -1/18
30:41 <Mort-> captain starts again
30:53 <Mort-> oh okay
30:54 <Mort-> avas turn
30:55 <Mort-> true
30:55 <Ava-> XD
30:56 <Mort-> thanks for htat one
30:59 <Mort-> forgot you were around haha :D
31:08 <Ava-> thanks
31:10 <Mort-> 3 initaitive
31:24 <Mort-> btw the wagon is blocking you
31:26 <Mort-> so no moving on that square
31:43 <Mort-> does it provoe an AOO?
31:50 <Mort-> for wiggling your fingers while in your range..?
32:01 <Mort-> no moving ONTO THE WAGO
32:04 <Mort-> its BLOCKING YOUR WAY
32:13 * Ava- puts my free hand on jax and life links to jax
32:19 <Ava-> Jax is now in life link
32:22 <Mort-> AOO..?
32:31 <Mort-> spell like ablilities.. mmmmmpphh...
33:21 <Mort-> dont think it does anyway
33:23 <Mort-> I remmeber something bout it
34:10 <Jax> 6/17
34:27 <Jax> or not
34:36 <Hydrazine> get em guys!
35:05 <Ava-> and 5ft step p8
35:39 <Mort-> mr C's turn
36:03 <Jax> just drag it mort
36:12 <Mort-> yeah Im having issues
36:17 <Jax> you can click and drag
36:18 <Mort-> so anyway he charges ed on the ground
36:28 <Mort-> 10 ft?
36:30 <Mort-> = charge?
36:39 <Jax> he has to cahrge to the first available point he can attack
36:41 <Mort-> and I can hit from the side?
36:47 <Jax> that first available point isn't enough run up for a charge
37:08 <Mort-> the issue
37:10 <Mort-> is Im a bit laggy
37:14 <Mort-> so thats why I have issues clicking and dragging :D
37:24 <Jax> what if you do a click and click elsewhere
37:52 <Jax> so click the large token, then click on Q5
38:06 <Mort-> yeah that I can do
38:41 <Mort-> charges ed
38:42 <Mort-> that way
38:44 <Jax> he can't
38:46 <Jax> I just told you he can't
38:50 <Mort-> why not?
38:56 <Jax> because he has to charge to the first available attack point
38:59 <Mort-> u need 10 ft movement
39:07 <Jax> the first available attack point isn't long enough for a rn up
39:10 <Mort-> k
39:16 <Jax> he literally cannot cahrge any of us this round
39:58 <Mort-> he pulls back
40:07 <Ava-> do we get AOO?
40:13 <Mort-> but he pokes first
40:42 <Mort-> he attacks ed
40:48 <Jax> ed's unconscious
40:52 <Mort-> godo point
40:59 <Mort-> !throw 1d20+8 
40:59 <diebot> Mort-, 1d20+8: [1d20=20] 28
41:01 <Mort-> at bairaq
41:11 <Bairaq> you have to declare first
41:17 <Mort-> but anyway its at him
41:25 <Mort-> !throw 1d20+8
41:25 <diebot> Mort-, 1d20+8: [1d20=4] 12
41:28 <Mort-> coesnt
41:42 <Mort-> !throw 1d8+3
41:42 <diebot> Mort-, 1d8+3: [1d8=8] 11
41:46 <Mort-> on bairaq
41:51 <Bairaq> 7/18
41:51 <Mort-> then he pulls back
42:05 <Mort-> ava aoo
42:08 <Mort-> great sword doesnt have reach
42:24 <Mort-> ava you can AOO
42:31 <Ava-> sure
42:40 <Ava-> swinging at the horse
42:44 <Mort-> ur evil
42:48 <Mort-> ur hitting horses
42:52 <Ava-> !throw 1d20+1 at horse
42:52 <diebot> Ava-, at horse: [1d20=6] 7
42:57 <Mort-> the horse dodges out of the way
43:13 <Ava-> AC currently 14 till my turn starts
43:20 <Mort-> archer 8 takes a pop shot at ava
43:23 <Mort-> !throw 1d20+3
43:23 <diebot> Mort-, 1d20+3: [1d20=8] 11
43:26 <Mort-> miss
43:29 <Jax> !dist 15 30
43:30 <diebot> Jax, Length of hypotenuse: 33.541020
43:45 <Mort-> Eds turn
43:56 <Snake> unconscious
44:08 <Snake> Snake'll bring him back up, though
44:29 <Mort-> stablilize?
44:49 <Mort-> dont you need to roll it?
44:50 <Snake> !throw 1d20 stabilise
44:50 <diebot> Snake, stabilise: [1d20=18] 18
44:54 <Mort-> k snakes stable
44:57 <Mort-> sorry eds stable
44:59 <Mort-> snakes turn
45:13 <Snake> S moves to T7
45:32 <Snake> and rejuvenate ed
45:57 <Mort-> he said T 7
46:04 <Mort-> I do what he tells me to do :D
46:18 <Snake> !throw 1d10+1 
46:18 <diebot> Snake, 1d10+1: [1d10=10] 11
46:23 <Mort-> wow thats an uber heal
46:27 <Mort-> awesome..on your part...
46:28 <Snake> 10/18
46:32 <Mort-> or not awesome on mine
46:33 <Mort-> hahaha
46:56 <Mort-> bairaq
46:57 <Mort-> s turn
47:11 <Bairaq> sweet
47:15 <Bairaq> I will heal myself
47:18 <Bairaq> That's a swift action
47:24 <Bairaq> !throw 1d6
47:24 <diebot> Bairaq, 1d6: [1d6=4] 4
47:29 <Bairaq> 11/18
47:35 <Mort-> k
47:57 <Mort-> thats gross
47:58 <Mort-> s and M
48:06 <Ava-> XD
48:35 <Bairaq> Not clear on the charge rules, what's the max on a charge?
48:41 <Mort-> doiulbe movment speed
48:41 <Jax> twice your movement speed
48:43 <Jax> so 40 feet
48:44 <Mort-> I read that stuffs out..
48:45 <Jax> but he might get an AOO
48:53 <Bairaq> I can charge #8 then, can't I?
49:07 <Mort-> you probalby would I think
49:09 <Mort-> how do you want to move
49:11 <Mort-> I have to see
49:17 <Mort-> and you need to charge
49:18 <Mort-> in a straight line
49:21 <Jax> !dist 20 25
49:21 <diebot> Jax, Length of hypotenuse: 32.015621
49:25 <Jax> you can charge to N4
49:30 <Jax> with 32 feet
49:40 <Jax> avoiding attacks of opportunity
49:41 <Bairaq> I'll charge #8 then
49:50 <Mort-> 8 will take AOO
49:51 <Bairaq> Power attacking
49:59 <Bairaq> Ok then
50:01 <Jax> no he won't
50:04 <Jax> he's got a ranged weapon
50:09 <Jax> and it's not a reach weapon
50:13 <Bairaq> (Thought that sounded wrong)
50:21 <Mort-> he is using a great sword
50:22 <Mort-> isnt he?
50:26 <Jax> yes, but the archer isn't
50:33 <Mort-> from he cpatain
50:34 <Mort-> not the archer
50:40 <Jax> he's not going close enough to be AOOd from the captain
50:46 <Mort-> he must charge in a straight line
50:46 <Bairaq> That's 15ft
50:47 <Jax> he's entering INTO a threatened square
50:47 <Mort-> so its to N8
50:48 <Jax> not THROUGH it
50:50 <Mort-> then deliver attack?
50:52 <Mort-> he leaves a threatend square
50:56 <Jax> no he doesn't
50:57 <Bairaq> Where?
50:59 <Mort-> O4?
51:11 <Jax> he isn't going through O4
51:14 <Jax> he's charging to N4 in a straight line
51:19 <Jax> that doesn't go through O4
51:31 <Mort-> every square
51:33 <Mort-> in detail
51:34 <Mort-> please
51:35 <Mort-> thanks
51:38 <Jax> you can't when it's a charge
51:40 <Mort-> I see that you can only charge in straight line
51:42 <Jax> it's a straight line from where he is to N4
51:45 <Mort-> yes
51:51 <Mort-> so by passing thoruhg O4
51:52 <Jax> he can't give you every square
51:53 <Mort-> he takes aoo
51:54 <Jax> it's a straight line
51:57 <Jax> no, he's not passing through O4
51:57 <Jax> christ
52:01 <Mort-> how is he not
52:03 <Mort-> to move in a straight line
52:05 <Bairaq> How am I?
52:08 <Jax> because o4 is EAST of N4
52:12 <Jax> he's comign from the south
52:24 <Jax> you are looking at it in terms of going from square to square
52:27 <Mort-> ya
52:27 <Jax> that's not how you do a straight line charge
52:29 <Mort-> thats how I see charges
52:31 <Mort-> inst it?
52:32 <Jax> no
52:34 <Mort-> thats how I do see a charge
52:50 <Jax> the characters aren't restricted to going from square to square
53:02 <Jax> south of that
53:11 <Jax> east of that
53:18 <Jax> that one
53:24 <Mort-> k fair nuff
53:26 <Mort-> you charge
53:29 <Mort-> so roll damage
53:30 <Bairaq> Power attacking
53:31 <Mort-> sorry
53:33 <Mort-> hit and dmg
53:35 <Mort-> see if you hit first :D
53:36 <Bairaq> !throw 1d20+6
53:36 <diebot> Bairaq, 1d20+6: [1d20=5] 11
53:39 <Mort-> (hope you roll a 1 .. :D)
53:40 <Bairaq> :(
53:42 <Mort-> you miss
53:42 <Mort-> haha
53:51 <Jax> can you  not laugh at our misfortune Mort
53:54 <Jax> it's being a bad sport
53:58 <Mort-> kk
53:59 <Mort-> dont laugh
54:00 <Mort-> lol
54:01 <Mort-> k
54:04 <Jax> you are creating a divide between the players and GM
54:07 <Jax> by making it seem like us versus you
54:07 <Mort-> kk
54:14 * Mort- sort of shakes her fur a little
54:18 <Mort-> but its going ot be quite interesting now
54:42 <Mort-> Jax turn
54:56 <Jax> I charge to V15
55:04 <Mort-> 8 only
55:10 <Jax> and attack #2
55:22 <Mort-> k
55:27 <Jax> V145
55:29 <Jax> er, V15
55:30 <Jax> north of that
55:39 <Mort-> good?
55:51 <Jax> yep
55:55 <Jax> !throw 1d20+6 p-attack
55:55 <diebot> Jax, p-attack: [1d20=5] 11
56:00 <Jax> end turn
56:03 <Mort-> mised
56:32 <Mort-> archers 2 and 3 5ft step back and shoot at jax
56:48 <Mort-> !throw 2#1d20+2
56:48 <diebot> Mort-, 2#1d20+2: [1d20=15] 17, [1d20=15] 17
56:51 <Jax> both miss
56:52 <Mort-> miss both
56:58 <Mort-> arrows drop around jax
58:02 <Mort-> achers 4,5,6,7 shoot snake
58:11 <Mort-> !throw 4#1d20+2
58:11 <diebot> Mort-, 4#1d20+2: [1d20=20] 22, [1d20=6] 8, [1d20=16] 18, [1d20=11] 13
58:22 <Mort-> !throw 1d20+2
58:22 <diebot> Mort-, 1d20+2: [1d20=2] 4
58:24 <Mort-> no crit
58:28 <Mort-> !throw 1d8
58:28 <diebot> Mort-, 1d8: [1d8=5] 5
58:36 <Snake> 13/18
59:04 <Mort-> ava's turn
59:57 <Jax> 6/17
00:02 <Ava-> I'm 5/10
00:13 <Ava-> move to s11
00:23 * Ava- starts to invigorate the ground around me
00:26 <Ava-> and channels
00:33 <Ava-> !throw 1d6 channel
00:34 <diebot> Ava-, channel: [1d6=5] 5
00:43 <Jax> 11/17
00:49 <Ava-> s11 XD
00:50 <Mort-> lol
00:50 <Mort-> nice
01:07 <Ava-> mort 1 more down :P
01:09 <Mort-> ed 15/17
01:16 <Mort-> ed 15/18, snake ful hp
01:16 <Ava-> ed doesn't get healed by normal magic
01:17 <Mort-> bairaq?
01:22 <Ava-> doesn't hit baraq
01:31 <Ava-> and I'm 10/10
01:33 <Mort-> k
01:43 <Ava-> mmk, I'm good
01:57 <Mort-> k he attacks Bairaq 
02:04 <Bairaq> go me
02:06 <Mort-> !throw 1d20+8
02:06 <diebot> Mort-, 1d20+8: [1d20=15] 23
02:21 <Mort-> !throw 1d8+3
02:21 <diebot> Mort-, 1d8+3: [1d8=8] 11
02:28 <Bairaq> 0/18
03:09 <Mort-> Im trying to 5ft
03:11 <Mort-> its going badly :D
03:16 <Mort-> I cant drag
03:22 <Mort-> it keeps going to hte wrong place :(
03:33 <Mort-> oh.
03:34 <Mort-> me nub :D
03:52 <Mort-> ed's turn
04:09 <Mort-> I think if I charge snake I take Aoo
04:45 <Mort-> u can charge
04:59 <Bairaq> Go me !
05:13 <Snake> charge to P4 and bite C
05:15 <Mort-> bairaq on 0 hp?
05:29 <Bairaq> Yep\
05:33 <Snake> @ebite
05:33 <diebot> Snake, bite: [1d20=20] 23; dmg: [1d8=7] 8; grab: [1d20=16] 20; constrict: [1d8=4] 5
05:38 <Mort-> OOooh
05:40 <Mort-> oooooowwwww
05:45 <Snake> !throw 1d20+5
05:46 <diebot> Snake, 1d20+5: [1d20=7] 12
05:53 <Mort-> 8+5?
06:00 <Jax> yeah, 13 damage
06:02 <Jax> + grapple
06:05 <Jax> if his CMD is 20 or below
06:26 <Mort-> it is
06:29 <Mort-> so donest he have ot roll?
06:43 <Jax> he did roll it
06:47 <Jax> grab: [1d20=16] 20
06:49 <Mort-> k
06:53 <Mort-> so you grab the captain
06:58 <Jax> he's grappling the captain
07:08 <Snake> did it do 16 or 13 mort
07:13 <Snake> differing opinions here
07:36 <Mort-> 16 then
07:36 <Mort-> k
07:48 <Mort->  so anwyay you have him constricted
07:52 <Mort-> but your bite didnt crit 
08:24 <Mort-> die bot
08:26 <Snake> <?grappled
08:26 <diebot> A grappled creature is restrained by a creature, trap, or effect. Grappled creatures cannot move and take a 4 penalty to Dexterity. A grappled creature takes a 2 penalty on all attack rolls and combat maneuver checks, except those made to grapple or escape a grapple. In addition, grappled creatures can take no action
08:27 <diebot> that requires two hands to perform. A grappled character who attempts to cast a spell or use a spell-like ability must make a concentration check (DC 10 + grappler's CMB + spell level), or lose the spell. Grappled creatures cannot make attacks of opportunity. // A grappled creature cannot use Stealth to hide from the
08:27 <diebot> creature grappling it, even if a special ability, such as hide in plain sight, would normally allow it to do so. If a grappled creature becomes invisible, through a spell or other ability, it gains a +2 circumstance bonus on its CMD to avoid being grappled, but receives no other benefit.
08:27 <Mort-> put the graplled here
08:28 <Mort-> yeah
08:38 <Mort-> he also cannot use a 2 handed weapon
08:43 <Mort-> so it mean no lancing
08:51 <Hydrazine> or charging.
08:55 <Mort-> I spent a whole day
09:00 <Mort-> talking with hydrazine
09:03 <Mort-> over getting grappled
09:06 <Mort-> so yes I do know what it means
09:12 <Mort-> he cant
09:14 * Hydrazine educates DMs. You're welcome.
09:57 <Mort-> snake is on the horse
09:59 <Mort-> with the captain
10:00 <Mort-> sorry
10:03 <Mort-> eds
10:08 <Mort-> but ed is a snake! :D
10:12 <Jax> whose turn is it now
10:14 <Snake> what's next mort
10:17 <Snake> keep it moving
10:24 <Mort-> gimme ab it
10:32 <Mort-> snakes turn
11:39 <Snake> can I rejuvenate Ed
11:54 <Mort-> if u like
11:57 <Mort-> but u must move ot him
11:58 <Mort-> lke that
12:03 <Snake> !throw 1d10+1
12:03 <diebot> Snake, 1d10+1: [1d10=6] 7
12:11 <Snake> 17/18
12:25 <Mort-> the Captain yells, " Get the snake off me!"
13:09 <Bairaq> I'm using a real book too
13:35 <Snake> "Your assss is mine, Captain."
13:56 <Mort-> archer 6 shoots at snake
14:03 <Mort-> !throw 1d20+2
14:03 <diebot> Mort-, 1d20+2: [1d20=4] 6
14:08 <Mort-> the arrow flies wide
14:09 <Mort-> jax your turn
14:26 <Jax> I take a 5 foot northeast
14:28 <Jax> and power-attack #3
14:39 <Jax> !throw 1d20+4 p-attack
14:39 <diebot> Jax, p-attack: [1d20=7] 11
14:43 <Jax> end turn
14:45 <Mort-> he dodges
15:00 <Mort-> 2 and 3 shoot at jax
15:05 <Mort-> !throw 2#1d20+2
15:05 <diebot> Mort-, 2#1d20+2: [1d20=6] 8, [1d20=2] 4
15:15 <Mort-> the arrows fly wide
15:23 <Mort-> 3 used a 5 ft step before he shot so not provoking aoo
15:53 <Mort-> 8,6,7,5,4 shoot at snake
16:06 <Mort-> !throw 5#1d20+2
16:06 <diebot> Mort-, 5#1d20+2: [1d20=20] 22, [1d20=5] 7, [1d20=9] 11, [1d20=10] 12, [1d20=15] 17
16:11 <Mort-> !throw 1d20+2
16:12 <diebot> Mort-, 1d20+2: [1d20=20] 22
16:16 <Mort-> !throw 1d8
16:16 <diebot> Mort-, 1d8: [1d8=8] 8
16:18 <Mort-> !throw 1d8
16:18 <diebot> Mort-, 1d8: [1d8=3] 3
16:21 <Mort-> 11 damage to snake
16:44 <Mort-> !throw 1d8
16:45 <diebot> Mort-, 1d8: [1d8=8] 8
16:47 <Mort-> okay
16:49 <Jax> snake or ed?
16:49 <Mort-> 8+8+3
16:53 <Mort-> snake
17:18 <Snake> -1/18
17:52 <Mort-> got snake?
17:53 <Mort-> no snake?
17:57 <Jax> it disappears
18:02 <Mort-> as in no snake now right?
18:02 <Jax> can you use 'ed',  not 'snake'
18:04 <Jax> it's too confusing
18:06 <Mort-> kk
18:08 <Mort-> no ed?
18:12 <Jax> right
18:13 <Jax> it disappears
18:14 <Snake> ed is gone
19:05 <Mort-> ava's turn
19:09 <Jax> 16/17
19:16 <Snake> can you remove him from the map
19:16 <Ava-> 5/10
20:05 <Ava-> move to Q10
20:20 * Ava- starts channeling positive energy
20:22 <Ava-> Q9 sorry
20:29 <Ava-> channel
20:33 <Ava-> !throw 1d6 channel
20:33 <diebot> Ava-, channel: [1d6=4] 4
20:53 <Ava-> 9/10
20:59 <Mort-> bairaq
20:59 <Snake> 3/18
21:01 <Mort-> wakes up 
21:19 <Bairaq> No?
21:24 <Bairaq> I'm out of range, aren't I?
21:27 <Ava-> no I'm in
21:28 <Jax> not anymore
21:29 <Ava-> you're in
21:36 <Bairaq> 4/18 I think
21:47 <Jax> did Bairaq get a turn
21:59 <Mort-> I thought he was unconcious?
22:02 <Jax> he was on 0
22:03 <Mort-> 0
22:03 <Jax> that's not unconscious
22:04 <Mort-> yeah
22:11 <Ava-> 0 is one action, that if he doesn't get positive hp he starts dying
22:12 <Mort-> oh k
22:12 <Bairaq> I get staggered actions
22:19 <Mort-> so what would you have done last turn
22:25 <Bairaq> Swift action to heal myself
22:27 <Mort-> how mcuh and roll it
22:29 <Bairaq> !throw 1d6
22:29 <diebot> Bairaq, 1d6: [1d6=5] 5
22:36 <Bairaq> 9/18
22:36 <Mort-> so your hp is now 9/18?
22:51 <Bairaq> Yeah
23:01 <Mort-> distance?
23:08 <Mort-> where were you last roundafter you healead yourself
23:25 <Bairaq> There
23:34 <Mort-> where you are?
23:38 <Bairaq> Yeah
23:47 <Bairaq> Or, uh, what's 8 holding?
23:55 <Jax> Mort-: don't try to retroactively do it
23:56 <Mort-> longbow
23:57 <Jax> just let him take his turn
23:58 <Mort-> kk
24:02 <Mort-> so now its his turn
24:05 <Jax> yeah
24:06 <Mort-> and bairaq what do you do
24:14 <Bairaq> So I've swifted to heal 5ft SW
24:22 <Bairaq> 5ft SW
24:28 <Mort-> k
24:33 <Bairaq> And power attack 8
24:36 <Mort-> roll it
24:40 <Bairaq> @power1
24:41 <diebot> Bairaq, Attack: [1d20=10] 14; Damage: [2d6=1,4] 9
24:56 <Mort-> the archer barely dodges
25:21 <Mort-> 6 attacks ava
25:26 <Mort-> !throw 1d20+2
25:27 <diebot> Mort-, 1d20+2: [1d20=11] 13
25:34 <Mort-> miss correct?
25:47 <Jax> that misses
25:56 <Mort-> jax turn
25:59 <Ava-> yep ac15 currently
26:07 <Jax> I charge north to W5
26:12 <Jax> and attack 6
26:30 <Jax> !throw 1d20+6 p-attack
26:30 <diebot> Jax, p-attack: [1d20=19] 25
26:32 <Mort-> oooh
26:37 <Mort-> k rol ldamage
26:39 <Mort-> I think its splat..
26:44 <Jax> !throw 1d10+6 damage
26:45 <diebot> Jax, damage: [1d10=5] 11
26:52 <Mort-> You chop off #6s head
26:57 <Jax> "Take THAT, jerk."
27:14 <Jax> end turn
27:21 <Mort-> k
27:49 <Mort-> archer #3 shoots ava
27:54 <Mort-> !throw 1d20+2
27:54 <diebot> Mort-, 1d20+2: [1d20=8] 10
28:01 <Mort-> arrow goes wide
28:11 <Jax> can you remove 6
28:34 <Jax> by right clicking it
28:35 <Jax> :p
28:42 <Mort-> 4,5, and 6 shoot at jax
28:50 <Jax> not 7
28:51 <Jax> er
28:52 <Jax> 6
28:58 <Jax> 6 is dead
29:01 <Mort-> !throw 3#1d20+2
29:01 <diebot> Mort-, 3#1d20+2: [1d20=8] 10, [1d20=5] 7, [1d20=16] 18
29:03 <Mort-> 7
29:06 <Jax> all miss
29:10 <Mort-> all 3 arrows fly wide
29:12 <Mort-> now for 8
29:31 <Mort-> !throw 1d20+6 ride
29:32 <diebot> Mort-, ride: [1d20=8] 14
29:40 <Mort-> #8 appears to have problems controlling his horse
30:05 <Bairaq> What
30:13 <Bairaq> How does #8 have a horse
30:17 <Bairaq> If he has a horse, isn't he large?
30:25 <Mort-> oh god...
30:30 <Mort-> Im playing as mek played it out for me I guess
30:31 <Mort-> lol
30:36 <Mort-> do I hve to mke them all large..?
30:41 <Jax> eh
30:43 <Mort-> lol
30:53 <Bairaq> God Mekkis
30:57 <Bairaq> How could you?
31:00 <Mort-> because
31:01 <Mort-> Im urm
31:14 <Mort-> not good at contorlling so many things at one go :D
32:01 <Jax> click on S1 for that
32:32 <Mort-> god damn
32:34 <Mort-> what a headache
32:38 <Mort-> I have issues moving big creatures btw
32:55 <Mort-> ava's turn
33:23 <Mort-> what ava going to do
33:55 * Ava- the ground is glowing white
33:57 <Ava-> channel
34:04 <Ava-> !throw 1d6 channel
34:04 <diebot> Ava-, channel: [1d6=2] 2
34:09 <Snake> 5/18
34:19 <Ava-> 10/10
34:34 <Bairaq> 9/18
34:39 <Mort-> do you hit hte captain
34:40 <Mort-> with it?
34:41 <Bairaq> yeah 11 after the channel
34:43 <Jax> no
34:47 <Mort-> k
34:48 <Ava-> just miss the captain
34:54 <Mort-> lol
34:57 <Ava-> I'm good
34:59 <Ava-> done
34:59 <Mort-> snake is still prone
35:03 <Mort-> so no AOOs right
35:24 <Mort-> captain charges jax
36:38 <Mekkis> Bairaq, well... I thought Mort- was following John's suggestion
36:51 <Bairaq> brb
36:57 <Mort-> give me a moment
36:59 <Mekkis> of dismounting
37:00 <Mort-> I just got kicked out of mc donalds
37:49 <Bairaq> nice
37:59 <Mekkis> before the attack
40:26 <Ava-> back
40:55 <Bairaq> uh oh
41:06 <Bairaq> mort just went off skype
42:07 AndChat| ([email protected]) has joined #d&d
42:12 <AndChat|> Hi sorry about it
42:23 <AndChat|> I think i need to reboot
42:26 <Jax> were you using the mcdonalds hotspot
42:31 <AndChat|> No
42:39 <AndChat|> They booted me out
42:43 <Mekkis> what for?
42:44 <AndChat|> For sitting there too long
42:47 <Jax> haha
42:50 <Jax> you loiterer
42:55 <Jax> should've kept ordering really cheap food
42:56 <AndChat|> Said i was being a selfish jerk
42:57 <AndChat|> I had
42:59 <Jax> like a 30c ice cream cone
43:08 <AndChat|> A half drunk
43:10 <AndChat|> Milo
43:14 <Jax> ha
43:16 <AndChat|> But got the boot anyway
43:19 <Jax> was it really crowded?
43:26 <Mekkis> tell them what JK Rowling did :S
43:37 <AndChat|> Not imo
43:42 <Mekkis> she wrote her first book in a coffee shop
43:43 <AndChat|> Ca crashed though
43:50 <Bairaq> ha
43:58 <Bairaq> say they can be famous !
44:02 <AndChat|> But last thing was to charge bairaq
44:10 <Mekkis> Jax actually
44:19 <AndChat|> Sucks being a pathfinder
44:30 <AndChat|> !throw 1d20+10
44:31 <diebot> AndChat|, 1d20+10: [1d20=20] 30
44:43 <Jax> I get my AOO
44:49 <AndChat|> Not really
44:51 <Jax> yes
44:53 <Jax> reach weapon
44:54 <AndChat|> He has ride by
44:56 <AndChat|> Attack
45:00 <Mekkis> rideby doesn't provoke from the target
45:02 <Jax> he's still moving through my threatened square to attack me
45:11 Mort- has quit (Ping timeout: 121 seconds)
45:20 <AndChat|> But it doesn't provoke from target
45:23 <Jax> he's not using ride-by until AFTER thea ttack
45:33 <AndChat|> Hm?
45:36 <Jax> he's moving through my threatened square before even getting into a position to attack me
45:53 <Mekkis>   Benefit: When you are mounted and use the charge
45:53 <Mekkis> action, you may move and attack as if with a standard
45:53 <Mekkis> charge and then move again (continuing the straight line
45:53 <Mekkis> of the charge). Your total movement for the round can’t
45:53 <Mekkis> exceed double your mounted speed. You and your mount
45:53 <Mekkis> do not provoke an attack of opportunity from the opponent
45:53 <Mekkis> that you attack.
46:00 <Jax> Mekkis: you aren't part of this conversation
46:11 <AndChat|> Well thanks for posting
46:20 <AndChat|> Because if i wasn't on fking cell
46:23 <AndChat|> Id do it
47:02 <AndChat|> Else if i did get aoo
47:08 <Jax> wait until your laptop is rebooted
47:12 <AndChat|> Id just charge to the point i can gigt you
47:33 <Jax> yes, that's why I said to put him into the position where he's attacking me, not just the position that he ends his movement
47:57 AndChat| has quit (Quit: Bye)
47:57 Mort ([email protected]) has joined #d&d
49:14 <Jax> sending you the saved map
49:58 <Mort> try again
49:59 <Mort> I didnt get it
50:13 <Jax> resending
50:35 <Mort> try again?
50:40 <Mort> or maybe just toss it in my mailbox
50:46 <Mort> valkyrie.buttz @gmail.com
51:20 <Jax> emailed
51:46 <Mort> coming
52:02 <Mort> your hps?
52:06 <Jax> 16/17
52:08 Mort is now known as Mort-
52:13 <Jax> `op Mort-
52:24 <Ava-> 10/10
52:50 <Mort-> my ca isnt up
52:54 <Mort-> Im trying to fix the last positions
53:13 <Mort-> sorry about inconvenience caused
53:16 <Mort-> blame hte mc donalds guys :P
53:24 <Mort-> they calledm e a selfish bastard..
53:25 <Mort-> :(
53:31 <Jax> load the map I gave you
53:52 <Snake> back
54:30 <Mort-> Im tyring to find it
54:46 <Snake> give us the damage roll
54:47 <Snake> cmon
54:53 <Snake> attack roll
54:55 <Snake> :P
55:21 <Mort-> Im pressing
55:25 <Mort-> okay I can roll now
55:28 <Mort-> !throw 1d20+10
55:29 <diebot> Mort-, 1d20+10: [1d20=19] 29
55:31 <Mort-> oh oh
55:43 <Mort-> !throw 1d8+3
55:43 <diebot> Mort-, 1d8+3: [1d8=1] 4
55:54 <Mort-> !throw 2#1d8+3
55:54 <diebot> Mort-, 2#1d8+3: [1d8=7] 10, [1d8=3] 6
55:56 <Mort-> k
56:00 <Jax> -4/16
56:01 <Mort-> 20 damage done in total
56:02 <Mort-> now let me
56:02 <Jax> unconscious and dying
56:04 <Mort-> go and find my map
58:42 <Ava-> !roll
59:03 <Bairaq> Actually I have 20 hp total
59:08 <Bairaq> I'm not yo
59:11 <Bairaq> Jeez
59:31 <Mort-> dont rush me
59:33 <Mort-> Im tyring to get it done
59:40 <Jax> you just have to load
01:51 <Mort-> I am tyring to get it loaded
01:54 <Mort-> I dont know which area
01:55 <Mort-> it downloads to
01:56 <Jax> what's the problem
01:58 <Mort-> so I have problmes finding it
02:03 <Mort-> I alrady donwloaded 8 version
02:37 <Mort-> 8 times
02:38 <Mort-> actually
02:42 <Mort-> I cant control where to save that fking thing to
02:53 <Mekkis> right click, save link as
02:58 <Mort-> that will
02:59 <Mort-> thank god
04:31 <Mort-> argh
04:32 <Mort-> here we go
04:33 <Mort-> god damn
04:53 <Mort-> so after we charge..
04:57 <Jax> what's the address
05:23 <Mort-> ipv4.nl.ti4200.info, port 3999
05:26 * Mort- phews
05:30 <Jax> it keeps disconnecting once I connect
05:39 <Mort-> i set it up on listen?
05:49 <Mort-> Il lreconnect?
05:52 <Mort-> try port 4000, 
06:04 <Mekkis> don't
06:05 <Mort-> nl.ti4200.info, port 3999
06:10 <Mort-> try this one?
06:23 <Snake> same
06:25 <Mort-> Ill reboot CA?
06:30 <Jax> try it
06:52 <Mekkis> Mort-, I'll kill your sshd
07:20 <Mekkis> reconnect putty now
07:22 <Mekkis> and try again
07:28 <Mort-> figured
07:30 <Mort-> whats wrong
07:32 <Mort-> yeah it went out
07:45 <Mort-> putty went out
07:47 <Mekkis> possibly a dead connection holding the port open
08:45 <Mort-> can
08:46 <Mort-> everyone?
08:47 <Mort-> get in?
08:50 <Mort-> nows?
09:00 <Mekkis> ja
09:10 <Mort-> can everyone get in now?
09:13 <Jax> yeah
09:22 <Mort-> k
09:25 <Mort-> so I stop where I am
09:29 <Mort-> nwp where was I
09:42 <Mort-> snakes turn
09:57 <Jax> move C to his finishing location
09:59 <Snake> I cast grease on the lance
10:09 <Snake> oh, where is he
10:39 <Jax> !dist 20 15
10:39 <diebot> Jax, Length of hypotenuse: 25.000000
10:44 <Bairaq> I can't connect
11:00 <Snake> 3se and then grease on the lance
11:16 <Mort-> spell dc?
11:22 <Snake> 13
11:28 <Mort-> !throw 1d20+4 reflex
11:29 <diebot> Mort-, reflex: [1d20=13] 17
11:34 <Mort-> he doesnt drop his lance...
11:44 <Mort-> He swears loudly as the lance suddnely turns oily
11:51 <Mort-> "What the hell?"
12:13 <Mort-> jax whats your hp
12:14 <Mort-> are you prone?
12:18 <Mort-> after life link
12:19 <Jax> I'm -4/16
12:26 <Mort-> Bairaq's turn
12:28 <Jax> I get +5 when it's Ava's turn
12:36 <Mort-> what do you do
12:49 <Bairaq> Power attack this guy
13:02 <Bairaq> @power1
13:03 <Mort-> roll it
13:04 <diebot> Bairaq, Attack: [1d20=16] 20; Damage: [2d6=3,3] 10
13:08 <Mort-> you lop off the archers head
13:24 <Mort-> Jax's turn
13:40 <Mort-> stablize..
13:46 <Jax> !throw 1d20-3
13:46 <diebot> Jax, 1d20-3: [1d20=9] 6
13:50 <Jax> -5/16
13:53 <Jax> -5/17
14:36 <Mort-> 4 and 5 shoot at Snake
14:44 <Mort-> !throw 2#1d20+2
14:45 <diebot> Mort-, 2#1d20+2: [1d20=3] 5, [1d20=3] 5
14:50 <Mort-> both arrows fly wide
15:51 <Mort-> 2 and 3 shoot at snake
15:57 <Mort-> !throw 2#1d20+2
15:58 <diebot> Mort-, 2#1d20+2: [1d20=3] 5, [1d20=17] 19
16:01 <Mort-> any hit?
16:07 <Mort-> !throw 1d8
16:07 <diebot> Mort-, 1d8: [1d8=3] 3
16:10 <Snake> 2/18
16:21 <Mort-> !rng snake Bairaq
16:21 <diebot> Mort-, Bairaq
16:26 <Bairaq> fuck
16:27 <Mort-> 8 shoots at Bairaq
16:30 <Mort-> !throw 1d20+2
16:31 <diebot> Mort-, 1d20+2: [1d20=12] 14
16:48 <Mort-> I dont hit anything do you?
16:48 <Mort-> 7
17:01 <Bairaq> Nuh
17:06 <Mort-> ava's turn
17:47 <Jax> 0/17
17:54 <Ava-> 5/10
18:02 <Ava-> move to Q5
18:12 * Ava- Channels positive energy to heal those around
18:23 <Ava-> !throw 1d6 channel
18:23 <diebot> Ava-, channel: [1d6=2] 2
18:26 <Jax> 2/17
18:30 <Ava-> 7/10
18:39 <Ava-> 1 channel left
18:40 <Bairaq> 13/20
19:23 <Mort-> the captains turn
19:27 <Mort-> he charges snake
19:38 <Mort-> wait first
19:40 <Mort-> reflex save?
19:44 <Mort-> for grease effects?
19:55 <Mort-> ah k
20:03 <Mort-> if i dont remember wrongly
20:05 <Mort-> k
20:21 <Mort-> he charges snake
20:27 <Mort-> !throw 1d20+10
20:27 <diebot> Mort-, 1d20+10: [1d20=20] 30
20:32 <Mort-> oh my god..?
20:46 <Mort-> !throw 3#1d8+3
20:46 <diebot> Mort-, 3#1d8+3: [1d8=8] 11, [1d8=4] 7, [1d8=3] 6
20:54 <Mort-> !throw 1d20+10
20:55 <diebot> Mort-, 1d20+10: [1d20=20] 30
20:57 <Mort-> not again?
21:00 <Mort-> urmmm
21:03 <Mort-> okay but yeah
21:13 <Mort-> !throw 10#1d20+10
21:13 <diebot> Mort-, 10#1d20+10: [1d20=10] 20, [1d20=14] 24, [1d20=17] 27, [1d20=16] 26, [1d20=3] 13, [1d20=15] 25, [1d20=7] 17, [1d20=11] 21, [1d20=2] 12, [1d20=5] 15
21:17 <Mort-> u asked..
21:51 <Mort-> Bairaq's turn
22:23 <Bairaq> Charge #7, power attacking
22:37 Snake is now known as Avatar
22:38 <Bairaq> !throw 1d20+6 Attack; 2d6+6 Damage
22:39 <diebot> Bairaq, Attack: [1d20=14] 20; Damage: [2d6=5,5] 16
22:45 <Mort-> you lop off yet another head
22:49 <Mort-> your blade is getting pretty slippery
22:52 <Bairaq> I should start collecting them
23:04 <Mort-> jax's turn
23:34 <Jax> I cast grease on his lance
23:40 <Mort-> you can stand up?
23:41 <Jax> DC 15
23:43 <Mort-> !throw 1d20+4 reflex
23:44 <diebot> Mort-, reflex: [1d20=4] 8
23:53 <Mort-> he drops the lance on the ground, swearing all the time
24:11 <Jax> I'll stand
24:19 <Mort-> "Which IDIOT prepared the weapons today?"
24:32 <Mort-> "Ill get his hide the moment I get back!"
24:35 * ChanOP removes voice from Avatar
25:59 <Mort-> anything else?
26:02 <Mort-> its the archers turn
26:04 <Mort-> else
26:27 <Jax> I stood
26:29 <Jax> and ended turn
26:55 <Mort-> 2 and 3 shoot at ava, 4 and 5 at jax
27:00 <Mort-> !throw 2#1d20+2
27:01 <diebot> Mort-, 2#1d20+2: [1d20=14] 16, [1d20=11] 13
27:08 <Mort-> !throw 1d8
27:08 <diebot> Mort-, 1d8: [1d8=5] 5
27:22 <Ava-> 2/10
27:24 <Mort-> !throw 2#1d20+2 
27:24 <diebot> Mort-, 2#1d20+2: [1d20=12] 14, [1d20=16] 18
27:26 <Mort-> at jax
27:27 <Jax> miss
27:30 <Mort-> both arrows fly wide
27:37 <Mort-> ava's turn
28:14 <Ava-> move to w4
28:35 * Ava- holds longspear in buckler hand, places hand on jax and starts casting
28:45 <Ava-> casts cure light on jax
28:48 <Mort-> he charged he missed
28:52 <Mort-> and alot of magic missles flew
28:58 <Ava-> !throw 1d8+1 jax heal
28:59 <diebot> Ava-, jax heal: [1d8=3] 4
29:02 <Jax> 6/17
29:22 <Ava-> and drop prone
30:17 <Jax> whose turn
30:32 <Mort-> he swears and draws his short sword
30:34 <Mort-> the captain
30:34 <Jax> !dist 20 30
30:35 <diebot> Jax, Length of hypotenuse: 36.055513
30:46 <Mort-> does ride by provoke AOO?
30:50 <Mort-> by the person you're charging?
30:55 <Jax> no
30:56 <Mort-> no correct?
31:09 <Jax> he doesn't have reach anymore
31:11 <Jax> keep that in mind
31:16 <Mort-> yes but Ican get close?
31:24 <Jax> you  need to come within 5 feet
31:40 <Mort-> this is point
31:41 <Mort-> of contact
31:43 <Mort-> then he will ride past
31:46 <Mort-> if ava could take AOO
31:50 <Mort-> she can
31:51 <Mort-> but she is prone
31:57 <Jax> you can still get an AOO while prone
32:02 <Mort-> take it
32:17 <Ava-> not gonna bother
33:00 <Mort-> !throw 1d20+8 slash
33:00 <diebot> Mort-, slash: [1d20=13] 21
33:03 <Mort-> hit?
33:07 <Jax> yes
33:23 <Mort-> !throw 1d6+3
33:23 <diebot> Mort-, 1d6+3: [1d6=4] 7
33:29 <Jax> -1/17
33:38 <Mort-> Bairaq's turn
34:13 <Mort-> did skype go off?
34:16 <Bairaq> Not for me
34:20 <Mort-> suddenly so quiet
34:25 <Mort-> lol
34:28 <Bairaq> Um
34:31 <Bairaq> Move to W3
34:36 <Bairaq> Can't
34:37 <Bairaq> Not enough move
34:47 <Mort-> which is true
34:48 <Mort-> he can charge
34:48 <Bairaq> Not enough still
34:51 <Bairaq> What
34:52 <Mort-> 40 ft?
34:55 <Bairaq> Who can I charge?
35:10 <Bairaq> Barely, if at all
35:21 <Bairaq> Charge to Z3 then
35:24 <Bairaq> Power attacking
35:41 <Bairaq> !throw 1d20+6 Attack; 2d6+6
35:41 <diebot> Bairaq, Attack: [1d20=4] 10; 2d6+6: [2d6=6,1] 13
35:44 <Bairaq> dammit
35:46 <Mort-> he dodges out of the way
36:27 <Mort-> 2,3 4 and 5 take shoot into melee
36:29 <Jax> he takes penalties to his attack
36:29 <Mort-> and shoot at bairaq
36:31 <Jax> for moving on a horse
36:39 <Mort-> who takes penalties btw?
36:43 <Bairaq> Do they have mounted combat
36:44 <Jax> the one you moved
36:46 <Mort-> they do
36:52 <Bairaq> mounted archery rather
36:58 <Mort-> they have mounted combat
37:06 <Bairaq> What about mounted archery
37:15 <Mort-> yes
37:16 <Mort-> both
37:20 <Jax> so they have -2
37:22 <Mort-> shoot into melee counts
37:23 <Mort-> though
37:23 <Jax> to their attack
37:29 <Mort-> !throw 4#1d20-2
37:29 <diebot> Mort-, 4#1d20-2: [1d20=9] 7, [1d20=8] 6, [1d20=6] 4, [1d20=11] 9
37:34 <Mort-> all arrows fly wide
37:35 <Mort-> ava's turn
37:43 <Mort-> wait
37:44 <Mort-> jax
37:45 <Mort-> stablilize
37:46 <Mort-> first
37:47 <Mort-> roll
37:52 <Mort-> -1
37:53 <Jax> !throw 1d20
37:54 <diebot> Jax, 1d20: [1d20=4] 4
37:56 <Jax> -2/17
38:01 <Mort-> ava's turn
38:16 <Ava-> before my turn I turn off the life link
38:30 <Ava-> I pronely cure light wounds jax
38:38 <Ava-> !throw 1d8+1 cure
38:38 <diebot> Ava-, cure: [1d8=6] 7
38:40 <Mort-> wow
38:41 <Jax> 5/17
38:43 <Mort-> 5/17
38:58 <Ava-> and I move to v5 still prone
39:09 <Ava-> v5
39:17 <Mort-> !throw 1d20+6 ride
39:18 <diebot> Mort-, ride: [1d20=15] 21
39:24 <Mort-> oh the captain magnages to control his horse
39:54 <Mort-> he tries to hit Bairaq
39:59 <Mort-> !throw 1d20+6
40:00 <diebot> Mort-, 1d20+6: [1d20=10] 16
40:03 <Bairaq> miss
40:03 <Mort-> miss?
40:18 <Mort-> take aoo
40:31 <Bairaq> Don't get AoOs for attacks do I
40:35 <Jax> he's moving
40:39 <Bairaq> Oh
40:45 <Bairaq> @melee
40:45 <diebot> Bairaq, Attack: [1d20=6] 11; Damage: [2d6=4,6] 13
40:47 <Mort-> he ran all hte way bakc after hitting you
40:49 <Mort-> he dodges
40:58 <Jax> he's getting ready to charge again
41:05 <Bairaq> I'll charge him first !
41:20 <Mort-> bairaq's turn
41:22 <Mort-> what do you do
41:26 <Bairaq> Charge #5
41:35 <Mort-> roll
41:41 <Bairaq> Power attacking
41:44 <Bairaq> !throw 1d20+6
41:45 <diebot> Bairaq, 1d20+6: [1d20=13] 19
41:47 <Mort-> k
41:49 <Mort-> roll damage
41:53 <Bairaq> !throw 2d6+3
41:54 <diebot> Bairaq, 2d6+3: [2d6=4,5] 12
42:02 <Mort-> You lop off yet another head..wow bairaq the head lopper!
42:09 <Mort-> jax's turn
43:23 * Mort- slaps Jax around a bit with a large trout
43:26 * Mort- slaps Jax around a bit with a large trout
43:26 <Jax> I'm here
43:28 <Mort-> k
43:29 <Jax> no need to spam
45:03 <Jax> I stand up, ready an attack to attack the captain
45:17 <Mort-> 2,3 and 4 shoot at bairaq
45:26 <Mort-> !throw 3#1d20+2
45:26 <diebot> Mort-, 3#1d20+2: [1d20=16] 18, [1d20=4] 6, [1d20=20] 22
45:31 <Mort-> any hits?
45:31 <Bairaq> two hits
45:37 <Mort-> !throw 2#1d8
45:38 <diebot> Mort-, 2#1d8: [1d8=1] 1, [1d8=1] 1
45:38 <Bairaq> one potential crit
45:41 <Mort-> 2 damage
45:43 <Mort-> lol
45:49 <Mort-> ava's turn
45:50 <Bairaq> Confirm the crit
46:02 <Bairaq> Mort-?
46:04 <Mort-> !throw 1d20+2
46:04 <diebot> Mort-, 1d20+2: [1d20=6] 8
46:06 <Mort-> miss
46:11 <Bairaq> 11/20
46:43 <Ava-> move back to W4 and chanel
46:49 <Ava-> channel*
46:56 <Ava-> !throw 1d6 chanel
46:57 <diebot> Ava-, chanel: [1d6=4] 4
47:00 <Jax> 9/17
47:06 <Ava-> 6/10
47:16 <Bairaq> !dist 25 3
47:17 <diebot> Bairaq, Length of hypotenuse: 25.179357
47:20 <Bairaq> er
47:24 <Bairaq> !dist 25 15
47:25 <diebot> Bairaq, Length of hypotenuse: 29.154759
47:29 <Bairaq> Sweet
47:31 <Bairaq> 15/20
47:35 <Jax> readied attack
47:38 <Mort-> take the attack
47:45 <Mort-> ILl move him
47:47 <Jax> !throw 1d20+4 p-attack
47:47 <diebot> Jax, p-attack: [1d20=10] 14
47:47 <Mort-> to end position
47:49 <Mort-> after you take
47:51 <Mort-> he dodges
48:00 <Mort-> !throw 1d20+8
48:00 <diebot> Mort-, 1d20+8: [1d20=12] 20
48:03 <Jax> hits
48:17 <Mort-> !throw 1d6+3
48:17 <diebot> Mort-, 1d6+3: [1d6=3] 6
48:19 <Mort-> Ava take aoo
48:20 <Jax> 3/17
48:31 <Ava-> might as well try
48:31 <Mort-> for running past like that
48:41 <Jax> <?prone
48:41 <diebot> The character is lying on the ground. A prone attacker has a 4 penalty on melee attack rolls and cannot use a ranged weapon (except for a crossbow). A prone defender gains a +4 bonus to Armor Class against ranged attacks, but takes a 4 penalty to AC against melee attacks. // Standing up is a move-equivalent action that
48:41 <diebot> provokes an attack of opportunity.
48:53 <Ava-> !throw 1d20-3 AOO
48:54 <diebot> Ava-, AOO: [1d20=20] 17
49:00 <Mort-> it does
49:03 <Ava-> !throw 1d20-3
49:03 <diebot> Ava-, 1d20-3: [1d20=2] -1
49:05 <Mort-> roll confirm
49:09 <Mort-> roll damage
49:34 <Ava-> !throw 1d8+3 damage
49:35 <diebot> Ava-, damage: [1d8=1] 4
49:42 <Mort-> The captain looks battered
49:57 <Mort-> Bairaq's turn
50:02 <Bairaq> Charge the captain
50:06 <Bairaq> Not power attacking this time
50:11 <Mort-> k
50:13 <Mort-> roll it
50:16 <Bairaq> !throw 1d20+7 Attack
50:16 <diebot> Bairaq, Attack: [1d20=15] 22
50:20 <Mort-> you hit
50:22 <Mort-> roll damage
50:23 <Bairaq> !throw 2d6+3
50:24 <diebot> Bairaq, 2d6+3: [2d6=1,4] 8
50:30 <Mort-> you cut him into 2
50:39 <Bairaq> Bloody finally
50:45 <Mort-> the archers run like no ones business
51:01 <Mort-> okay so now what are you going to do
51:10 <Avatar> have a party
51:17 <Mort-> Im sure you have wands..
51:18 <Mort-> whos using what
51:23 <Mort-> or what urm are you going to do
51:25 <Jax> Ava is using my wand on me
51:27 <Mort-> basically you can drop initaitive now
51:28 <Mort-> k
51:30 <Ava-> did we pack a wand of resurection?
51:32 <Mort-> start rolling heals
51:35 <Mort-> I dont think so
51:36 <Mort-> not at your level
51:40 <Bairaq> I'll retrieve those guys from the wagon
51:43 <Mort-> ah k
51:47 <Mort-> do you want ot search their bodies?
51:49 <Bairaq> "Get up. We need to leave ASAP"
51:52 <Bairaq> Yeah
51:53 <Bairaq> Search them
51:56 <Bairaq> @see
51:56 <diebot> Bairaq, Perception: [1d20=6] 6
52:00 <Mort-> +1 chain shirt
52:06 <Jax> I'll check the corpses
52:11 <Mort-> , masterwork heavy steel shield, masterwork
52:11 <Mort-> lance, shortbow with 20 arrows, shortsword, 
52:21 <Bairaq> I'll take the shortbow
52:22 <Mort-> (scroll
52:23 <Mort-> of cure moderate wounds, scroll of magic missile, scroll of shield)
52:28 <Bairaq> And as many arrows as I can find
52:31 <Jax> I'll take the magic missile and shield
52:32 <Mort-> signal whistle, 1,800 gp
52:35 <Mort-> on the captain
52:41 <Ava-> I'll take the cure mod scroll
52:56 <Mort-> the archers have 20 arrows per piece
52:57 <Ava-> !throw 2#1d8+1
52:57 <diebot> Ava-, 2#1d8+1: [1d8=7] 8, [1d8=5] 6
52:58 <Mort-> captain has 20
53:04 <Mort-> so you have like 100 arrows
53:06 <Mort-> if you want them
53:06 <Jax> 17/17
53:07 <Mort-> haha
53:07 <Bairaq> So I've got like 100
53:19 <Bairaq> I use a couple to start a pyre
53:19 <Avatar> don't forget to take my wand of infernal healing
53:22 <Bairaq> And burn all the corpses
53:35 <Ava-> I mug snakes wand
53:41 <Mort-> can you use it?
53:41 <Bairaq> Saying appropriate rites
53:43 <Mort-> its a wizard thing haha
53:45 <Ava-> and use it on myself
53:47 <Mort-> but anyway feel free
53:57 <Ava-> are wands specificly divine or arcane?
53:58 <Bairaq> Do Oracles get arcane magic?
54:03 <Bairaq> They are I think
54:07 <Mort-> if you have spell on class list
54:08 <Ava-> I thought only scrolls were
54:08 <Bairaq> I'll check it
54:09 <Mort-> feel free
54:12 <Mort-> otherwise you get to UMD it
54:16 <Ava-> cleric has infernal
54:17 <Bairaq> I have UMD
54:19 <Mort-> I do not think oracles can cask infernal healing
54:24 <Bairaq> So I can try
54:24 <Mort-> roll to use if you wish
54:26 <Ava-> cleric has infernal healing
54:31 <Mort-> but thing is if you roll natural 1
54:32 <Mort-> you cant do it
54:34 <Mort-> for 24 h
54:35 <Mort-> :D
54:36 <Avatar> oracles can use it
54:38 <Mort-> but feel free to do it
54:42 <Mort-> if oracles can then go ahead
54:43 <Ava-> cast infernal on myself
54:49 <Ava-> 10/10 after 3 rounds XD
55:01 <Mort-> 1 round
55:07 <Ava-> avatar, you going to remake your character?
55:09 <Mort-> ah wait
55:13 <Mort-> k so now how about bairaq
55:14 <Mort-> 17/20?
55:18 <Ava-> yea him too
55:18 <Mort-> 11/20
55:19 <Mort-> acutally
55:20 <Mort-> okay
55:22 <Mort-> so 2 charges used
55:25 <Mort-> of infernal healing
55:25 <Ava-> yep
55:29 <Avatar> nah, I've got 3 other tier 1-2's
55:37 <Bairaq> I forgot to grab a wand of CLW :S
55:37 <Mort-> right so everyone's at full hp
55:40 <Avatar> too many as it is
55:43 <Ava-> another one bites the dust
55:55 <Bairaq> I'm trying to cut down on 1-2 NPCs too
56:00 <Mort-> You climb ever higher out of the jungle, the series of thin
56:00 <Mort-> switchback trails just large enough for Raimondo’s caravan
56:01 <Mort-> wagons. 
56:18 <Mort-> Suddenly, from the canopy below comes an unearthly
56:18 <Mort-> bellowing roar. 
56:30 <Mort-> I say the caster
56:32 <Mort-> will pay the sin
56:42 <Mort-> not the one who casts it
56:45 <Bairaq> "Oh dear"
56:57 <Bairaq> Draw my greatsword
57:06 <Mort-> ah k
57:08 <Mort-> but anwyay..
57:09 <Mort-> Thousands of colorful birds take flight and
57:09 <Mort-> wing off away from the noise, and a cacophony of screeching,
57:09 <Mort-> chittering, and screaming follows the roar.
57:25 <Ava-> I brace my longspear
57:33 <Mort-> you see nothing
57:38 <Mort-> the area looks clear
57:49 <Mort-> As you approach the top of the ridge, a dilapidated camp
57:50 <Mort-> comes into view.
57:53 <Mort-> (thats your destination btw)
58:05 <Jax> I enter the camp
58:08 <Mort-> The camp is surrounded by a hastily
58:08 <Mort-> constructed palisade wall forming a semi-circle that both starts
58:08 <Mort-> and ends at an imposing cliff face stretching hundreds feet up
58:08 <Mort-> from the palisade.
58:09 <Mort-> wait
58:18 <Mort-> A tall woman with black hair pulled back
58:19 <Mort-> against her head and a shortsword on her hip strides out from
58:19 <Mort-> the camp to meet you.
58:23 <Bairaq> Yeah we enter the camp
58:26 <Mort-> The woman addresses you, "Welcome to Azlant Ridge. Im Juliet Dias,
58:26 <Mort-> leader of this pathfinder expedition. I see you've met the locals."
58:26 <Mort-> She gestures back at the ape-men chasing the Aspis
58:26 <Mort-> mercenaries up the trail.
58:32 <Ava-> I follow along behind jax
58:32 <Mort-> I take it you need no further urging ot run in
58:35 <Bairaq> "Greetings, Miss Dias"
58:37 <Mort-> okay so now you're at azlant ridge
58:45 <Jax> what ape-men
58:50 <Mort-> "Praise be you've arrived"
59:01 <Bairaq> "It wasn't easy to get here."
59:03 <Jax> did we get told about the ape-men
59:04 <Mort-> At that moment, a horn sounds from down in the valley,
59:04 <Mort-> closely followed by the screams of men and horses. Looking
59:04 <Mort-> below, you see another group of Aspis Mercenaries, riding
59:04 <Mort-> fast up the switchback trails, with hundreds—maybe even
59:04 <Mort-> thousands—of ape-men hurling stones at them and running
59:04 <Mort-> hard on their heels.
59:06 <Jax> I guess we'll go inside the camp
59:07 <Bairaq> I gesture at Snake's body
59:16 <Mort-> "I suggest you make haste and get in here before they catch up with you"
59:28 <Mort-> she points at those chasing the aspis mercanries"
59:30 <Bairaq> "Of course. After you"
59:36 <Mort-> all of you are in camp now
59:37 <Bairaq> I gesture for her to lead the way
59:47 <Mort-> She shuts the doors behind you
59:51 <Mort-> "Praise be you've arrived"
00:04 <Mort-> "We've been without a supply line for 10 months"
00:11 <Mort-> "I hope you're pathfinders?"
00:17 <Bairaq> "I apologise in advance, but how do we know you're the people we've been sent to resupply?"
00:19 <Mort-> "Im sorry about your companion"
00:25 <Mort-> "The wagons?"
00:32 <Mort-> "We received an animal messenger that help was underway"
00:34 * Ava- looks around the camp whilst they talk
00:42 <Bairaq> "For all we know, you're an Apsis Consortium plant"
00:47 <Mort-> "Besides, we're not holding the place very well"
00:56 <Jax> "I'm pretty sure she isn't a plant."
01:00 <Mort-> "without supplies, we cant hold it any longer"
01:03 <Jax> "I mean, she's clearly human."
01:16 <Mort-> "Ive already invited you into the camp, and I havent ordered you to disarm"
01:22 <Mort-> "Honestly, we're desperate down here, for any kind of help"
01:31 <Bairaq> "Very well. Lead the way."
01:34 <Mort-> "I hope you're the ones that have come to rescue us"
01:50 <Mort-> Im going to load the camp
02:53 <Bairaq> "I hear you people employ slaves?"
03:04 * Ava- is exausted from the previous battle, and finds somewhere to sit down and relax
03:16 <Mort-> "They are my men, and I take care of them well"
03:22 <Mort-> "We all needed some extra labour"
04:07 <Mort-> any one have any questions you would like to ask her?
04:11 <Mort-> feel free to start spamming
04:17 <Ava-> I have many, can't though XD
04:25 <Mort-> YOu DO have a chalk board dont you
04:26 <Bairaq> I kick Ava
04:28 <Mort-> and chalk
04:30 <Ava-> XD
04:36 <Bairaq> "ANY QUESTIONS"
04:38 <Bairaq> I shout
04:49 <Mort-> suggest you write it on the ground with your foot
04:51 <Mort-> or something
04:53 * Ava- I remember my tasks and start looking around for mistreated workers
05:00 <Mort-> roll perception
05:07 <Ava-> @throw 1d20+4 sight
05:16 <Mort-> I dont see the roll yet
05:19 <Ava-> !throw 1d20+4 sight
05:20 <diebot> Ava-, sight: [1d20=13] 17
05:27 <Ava-> used @ instead of !
05:32 <Mort-> You find the camp of slaves
05:44 <Mort-> "We're treated very well here, juliet Dias is not a hard master"
05:50 <Mort-> "Well, as well as we can be under these conditions"
05:54 <Mort-> (They are all skin and bones)
06:29 <Jax> !throw 1d20 perception
06:29 * Ava- takes out my chalkboard and writes 'Hungry?'
06:30 <diebot> Jax, perception: [1d20=12] 12
06:51 <Mort-> "The entire camp has been on short rations!"
06:55 <Mort-> jax perception for?
07:02 <Mort-> I assume you're lip reading ava?
07:10 <Ava-> not really
07:17 <Mort-> so youre not supposed to kwo what htye are saying
07:20 <Mort-> they dont know youre deaf either
07:31 <Mort-> so they just answer
07:31 * Ava- shrugs and hands the one opening their mouth a piece of chalk and taps on the board
07:36 <Jax> you said roll perception
07:44 <Mort-> for ava
07:45 <Mort-> acutally
07:47 <Jax> ahh
07:48 <Mort-> sicne she wanted to look
07:49 <Jax> I wasn't paying attention
07:53 <Mort-> if she wants ot look she can look
08:02 <Mort-> they write - short rations
08:11 <Mort-> k
08:33 <Mort-> better?
08:41 <Jax> 34 columns
08:43 <Jax> yeah
08:45 <Mort-> k
08:51 * Ava- takes out some food from my backpack (that I got off snake's stuff if he had any, which I bet he did) and hand them some
08:55 <Mort-> they write not enough food
09:02 <Jax> "So, where's the door?"
09:03 <Mort-> they visibly gobble it down
09:11 <Mort-> "Ill show you the door"
09:13 <Mort-> At that moment
09:20 * Ava- rights on her board 'do you want to leave?'
09:27 <Mort-> You hear desperate human voices at the gate. On arrival at the gate, you see
09:27 <Mort-> the surviving Aspis
09:27 <Mort-> Consortium agents (and several horses with empty saddles)
09:27 <Mort-> arrive at the gate and scream loudly to be let in.
09:40 <Mort-> the slaves make shooing motions to you as the captain commands everyone to the gate
09:50 * Ava- looks in that direction
09:51 <Jax> how many are there
09:56 <Mort-> 4 or so
10:00 <Jax> "Let them in."
10:01 <Mort-> they look desperate
10:12 <Mort-> "Its your call"
10:23 <Mort-> Juliet opens the gate and they come in.
10:30 * Ava- braces her long spear
10:32 <Mort-> "Thank goodness, we've had the ape men after us for days!"
10:32 <Jax> are these men part of the lot that attacked us
10:39 <Mort-> they look like a different lot
10:45 <Mort-> but still bear the aspis consortium sign
10:50 <Jax> "Your colleagues have committed murder."
11:03 <Mort-> "I dont know, the only thing Im really glad to do is Im out of there"
11:10 <Bairaq> Er, how much hp am I on
11:15 <Bairaq> How much does infernal healing heal
11:16 <Mort-> "Thats the last time Im ever going to sign up for a aspis job"
11:16 <Jax> you're on full
11:18 <Mort-> "Ever again"
11:19 <Jax> +10
11:21 <Ava-> should be full by now
11:26 <Ava-> +1 per round for 1min
11:26 <Bairaq> sweet
11:31 <Mort-> "Just please, let us stay out of those apemen"
11:38 <Jax> "We lost a key in Bloodcove. Do you have it?"
11:44 <Mort-> roll diplomacy
11:49 <Jax> !throw 1d20-1
11:49 <diebot> Jax, 1d20-1: [1d20=10] 9
12:03 <Mort-> "No we dont"
12:05 <Jax> "Okay."
12:08 <Jax> "Send them back out."
12:08 <Mort-> They look at little shifty eyed though
12:10 <Mort-> sense motive anyone?
12:11 <Bairaq> "Regardless, surrender, and your lives shall be spared"
12:15 <Jax> "Nah."
12:18 <Jax> "They can go back outside."
12:21 <Mort-> "We surrender, anything to get out of there!"
12:30 <Mort-> "No No! the apes will kill us"
12:35 <Mort-> "Dont do it to a fellow human being"
12:38 <Jax> "You associate with murderers."
12:43 <Jax> "You do not deserve the protection of this sanctuary."
12:44 <Mort-> "But...
12:44 <Bairaq> "Place your weapons in a pile, and tie each other up"
12:49 <Mort-> "we've got something you want..?"
12:55 <Jax> "You just said you don't."
13:06 <Mort-> "Okay...we..lied.."
13:10 <Mort-> he has over the golden key
13:17 <Mort-> they all look very nervously around jax
13:19 <Jax> I take the key
13:24 <Mort-> "Can we come in?"
13:29 <Jax> "Take their weapons and their armour."
13:32 <Mort-> "We'll help you defend the place against the apes"
13:33 * Ava- walks over to them at the gate, still bracing her spear
13:44 <Mort-> Juliet disarms them and puts all their weapons and armor in a pile
13:45 <Jax> "These men are not to be trusted, they are enemies of the Society and their colleagues have murdered a Pathfinder."
13:57 <Mort-> "We didnt murder anyone, we were just on a job"
14:05 <Jax> "You are accomplices."
14:19 <Mort-> "That job didnt cover being chased through the jungle with huge apes"
14:21 <Jax> "The Society will deal with you later."
14:31 <Bairaq> "If you like, you can go outside"
14:32 <Mort-> "I swear Ill never take an aspis job again"
14:37 <Jax> "Please ensure these men are restrained in some fashion until they can be dealt with."
14:41 <Bairaq> "This time without your weapons and armour"
14:57 <Mort-> juliet gets her camp workers to bring ropes and tie them up
15:06 <Mort-> Ava do you want to go back to the slave camp?
15:08 <Mort-> and ask them again?
15:17 <Ava-> probably eventally
15:19 <Mort-> or later
16:05 <Bairaq> It's your choice man
16:20 <Jax> I take the scrolls off Snake's corpse
16:27 <Mort-> yeah Ill assume you took everything off
16:36 <Jax> what scrolls did he buy before the scenario
16:46 * Ava- returns to the workers, 'do you want to leave?' she writes on her board
16:57 <Mort-> cure moderate wounds was on the guy
17:02 <Mort-> its all o the sheet
17:11 <Mort-> they write ,"No, julias is a good master"
17:26 <Jax> "Show me the door."
17:39 * Ava- 'you sure? you could be treated better, or have a proper life'
17:47 <Ava-> !throw 1d20+4 dip
17:47 <diebot> Ava-, dip: [1d20=19] 23
17:49 <Mort-> Julias walks all of you to X 31
17:57 <Mort-> they write
18:16 <Mort-> "we're bounded as her slaves, she treats us well, and we would like to be treated better, but we are under hers to command"
18:42 <Mort-> At fifteen feet high and ten feet wide, this door is an impressive
18:42 <Mort-> structure.
18:52 <Mort-> Carved from a dull yet shimmering metal, every
18:53 <Mort-> inch of its surface is covered in runes, glyphs, pictographs,
18:53 <Mort-> and intricate patterns.
19:05 * Ava- ends with 'thank you' and walks off to try and find julias
19:21 <Jax> do I need to use linguistics to sketch the door
19:33 <Mort-> "We've been unable to open the door. Hopefully Venture Captain Dreng has 
19:33 <Mort-> has come up with something? Has he given you anything that might help us in this situation?"
19:45 <Jax> "Yeah, I have a key."
19:49 <Mort-> A single rift, about an inch deep, splits
19:49 <Mort-> the door in half from top to bottom, giving you the impression
19:49 <Mort-> that it might open were it only to have handles.
19:52 <Mort-> "Give the key to me"
19:56 <Mort-> "I think I may know how to open it"
20:12 <Avatar> Mort-: sorry to interrupt, but were you rolling ride checks whenever the captain was using melee?
20:23 <Mort-> he passed the ride
20:24 <Mort-> 21
20:28 <Avatar> every time?
20:32 <Mort-> and you need to stay whithin 5 ft of him
20:35 <Mort-> to make him make ride check
20:39 <Bairaq> She said he manages to keep his horse under control
20:41 <Bairaq> Every time
20:41 <Mort-> if youre within 10 it doesnt work
20:42 <Bairaq> That I saw
20:43 <Avatar> okay
20:51 <Jax> Mort-: do I need linguistics to sketch the door
20:58 <Mort-> gimme a moment
21:18 <Mort-> acutally Im playing without hte obok atm since I restarted
21:24 <Mort-> becuae I got almost everythign copied out ot notepad
21:24 <Mort-> lol
21:27 <Jax> can you n ot
21:28 <Mort-> the pdf makes me very laggy
22:42 <Mort-> nope
22:46 <Mort-> you dont you can just get pen and paper
22:48 <Mort-> and write it down
22:51 <Jax> I have chalk
22:53 <Jax> I'll make a sketching
23:10 <Mort-> k
23:13 <Mort-> what are you writing it on
23:16 <Mort-> parchment?
23:16 <Jax> a sack
23:20 <Mort-> oh my god
23:21 <Mort-> lol
23:23 <Jax> what
23:25 <Jax> it's chalk
23:25 <Mort-> thats funny as heck but yeah haha
23:30 <Mort-> write on a sack..
23:38 <Mort-> thats really a joke hahah..
23:46 <Jax> I love my sack
23:53 <Mort-> thats really funny
23:57 <Mort-> first time Ive seen anyone write on sacks
24:11 <Mort-> okay so youre at the door after making sketches
24:20 <Mort-> juliet offers to open the door using the golden key
24:20 <Bairaq> Why?
24:50 <Jax> "Why would we want to go in there?"
24:54 <Jax> "All we had to do was resupply you."
24:56 <Jax> "Our job is done."
25:12 * Ava- finally find then at the large door
25:23 <Mort-> skype down?
25:27 <Jax> you dropped
25:28 <Mort-> "Well - even with supplies"
25:29 <Jax> but you're back now
25:45 <Mort-> "The point is I sent someone to get us supplies, and also hopefully a solution to our mystery here"
25:57 <Mort-> "Ive heard my men talking about a huge gorllia shape in the shadows"
26:02 <Mort-> "So far they have only been sightings
26:12 <Jax> "So what will opening this door accomplish?"
26:14 <Mort-> "But we dont know if any such creatues will be coming soon"
26:20 <Mort-> "Hopefully we can find some way to get us all out of here"
26:25 <Mort-> "Magical teleportation hasnt worked"
26:52 <Mort-> By the way the venture captain did give you the key and hte orders to put it to good use in azlant ridge
26:52 <Bairaq> "You mean we can't get out without going in here?
26:53 <Jax> "So you think this door is an exit?"
26:55 <Bairaq> "
26:57 * Ava- taps Bairaq on the shoulder whilst those 2 talk and shrug
27:04 <Mort-> "We're just hoping that whatever is behind this door will help us"
27:09 <Bairaq> "What?"
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27:25 <Jax> "All right. Is there any immediate urgency? Those Aspis scum killed our friends and drained us of our resources."
27:28 <Jax> "We need to rest."
27:29 * Ava- takes out chalkboard again and writes 'what's going on?'
27:33 <Mort-> "Thats the reason we had this escavation"
27:54 <Bairaq> "Miss Dias is saying we need to go in there before we can leave"
28:02 <Mort-> "well, not at the moment, but whatever that big gorilla shadow thing is out there"
28:12 <Mort-> "Id really like the expedition over and done with before it catches up with us"
28:14 * Ava- nods to Baraq
28:26 <Bairaq> "Jax doesn't want to, and after losing Snake to those Consortium men, I'm not too eager either"
28:33 <Jax> "All right. How about we sleep on it, and open this thing in the morning."
28:34 <Mort-> "If you wish to rest though, hitch out at the camp"
28:37 <Mort-> "Fair enough"
28:50 <Mort-> She shows you a bunch of shoddy looking tents
29:03 <Mort-> The tents are all dirty and splotched with blood
29:16 <Mort-> but yes you can sleep in them
29:20 <Jax> "Are any of your men sick?"
29:35 <Mort-> "Try 10 months wihtout a supply line and see what it does to you"
29:43 <Jax> "Is it contagious?"
29:47 <Mort-> "No"
29:52 <Jax> "Probably just scurvy."
29:52 <Mort-> do you want to make a heal check on her?
29:56 <Mort-> to see whats the problem?
30:40 <Jax> nope
30:40 <Mort-> k
30:40 <Jax> ava might
30:40 <Jax> but not me
30:40 <Mort-> do any of you want to do anything before you retire to bed?
30:40 <Jax> I bunk down for the night
30:44 * Ava- starts writing on her chalkboard 'Where is Callum Hewes?' and shows her
31:01 <Mort-> "I have lots of camp workers, he could be ANYWHERE"
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31:06 <Mort-> "Maybe you could ask around?"
31:13 <Mort-> she writes on the chalkboard
31:22 <Mort-> its knowledge local if you want to roll for it
31:35 <Bairaq> !throw 1d20
31:35 <diebot> Bairaq, 1d20: [1d20=1] 1
31:41 * Ava- I stand tall and imposing, and writes the same message but in capitals ' WHERE IS CALLUM HEWES?' holding my spear in my other hand
31:47 <Mort-> roll intimidate
31:47 <Ava-> !throw 1d20+4 intimidate
31:47 <diebot> Ava-, intimidate: [1d20=9] 13
32:10 <Mort-> "Now you're in mycamp, I make the rules, I suggest you do something about your attitude, yes we are grateful for rescue, but that doesnt mean you can boss us around like that"
32:42 * Ava- 'I heard he was ill or injured, I just want to help and you're not' I continue to write
32:47 <Bairaq> "I apologise - our superiors are very worried about this man"
32:52 <Mort-> roll diplomacy both of you
32:55 <Mort-> take higher and hte other aid
32:59 <Bairaq> !throw 1d20+8
32:59 <diebot> Bairaq, 1d20+8: [1d20=6] 14
33:03 <Mort-> k ava?
33:03 <Ava-> !throw 1d20+4 dip
33:04 <diebot> Ava-, dip: [1d20=19] 23
33:06 <Mort-> k
33:15 <Mort-> "I heard he was in one of those camps - that way"
33:21 <Mort-> She points you to another tent
33:26 <Mort-> "Next time mind your language
33:43 * Ava- walks off not paying any more attention to her to that tent
33:59 * Ava- inside the tent I write up 'Who is Callum Hewes?'
34:07 <Mort-> You see a man lying on the bed
34:08 <Mort-> he looks sick
34:25 * Ava- rushes over and tries to determine what is wrong
34:31 <Bairaq> "Thank you very much, ma'am"
34:34 <Ava-> !throw 1d20+4 heal
34:34 <diebot> Ava-, heal: [1d20=18] 22
34:36 <Mort-> k heal check
34:51 <Mort-> Lack of food, and a disease, he should be fine if you just keep him around with you and provide long term care
35:24 <Bairaq> I've gotta run
35:31 <Bairaq> Sorry guys
35:47 <Mort-> ok anyone playing him?
35:50 * Ava- writes on her board, "we are going to be leaving in the morning, have a good rest and I'll come to get you. I'll make you better if you come with us'
35:53 <Ava-> Avatar? XD
36:10 <Mort-> he writes "you'll have to ask Juliet about that - Im still under contract"
36:58 Bairaq is now known as Brunius
37:02 * Ava- 'she's coming too I believe. She wants to avoid any monster out there' pointing to the wilderness
37:06 <Mort-> not ofr 5 hrs
37:06 <Mort-> :D
37:07 <Mort-> lol
37:09 <Mort-> oka y4 hrs
37:10 <Mort-> so we're good
37:11 <Mort-> hahaha
37:16 <Mort-> were pretty good to go
37:37 <Mort-> k
37:41 <Mort-> so anything else?
37:45 <Mort-> being done at night?
37:53 * Ava- returns to the shoddy tent
38:02 <Brunius> My latest sheet is on the site now
38:04 <Ava-> Avatar: you there?
38:09 <Mort-> k the night passes uneventfully, and you wake up feeling refreshed
38:52 <Jax> "Let's open this door then I suppose."
39:39 <Mort-> "Give me the key? I think I can get the door open"
40:13 * Ava- walks over to julias and starts writing on her chalkboard 'if you want our protection for whatever is in there, then you'll let the slaves go once we're out'
40:17 <Ava-> !throw 1d20+4 dip
40:18 <diebot> Ava-, dip: [1d20=7] 11
40:59 <Mort-> it shoudl be intimidate
41:14 <Mort-> "Look, why dont we discuss that AFTER you get the door open"
41:16 <Mort-> but no issue
41:41 <Ava-> it's the same mod for me, both are just straight cha
41:45 <Jax> I give her the key
41:56 <Mort-> back. She descends the terraced excavation
41:56 <Mort-> to the door and spends several minutes tracing her
41:57 <Mort-> hands along various pictographs and symbols, constantly
41:57 <Mort-> looking to the key and then back to door. Without
41:57 <Mort-> warning, she slaps the key into a space that just moments
41:57 <Mort-> before wouldn’t have fit it, and the door slowly, silently,
41:57 <Mort-> opens outward to reveal a set of wide stairs descending
41:57 <Mort-> into darkness
42:11 <Mort-> She turns back to the PCs with a huge grin on her
42:11 <Mort-> face, but as she’s about to speak, a horn sounds from the
42:11 <Mort-> tower over the palisade gate and the camp suddenly leaps
42:11 <Mort-> into action.
42:33 <Mort-> Dias runs back up the terraced dig and says,
42:33 <Mort-> "Explore the complex, find out what might be in there, and
42:33 <Mort-> hope to the gods it’s something that will help us. I have to
42:33 <Mort-> organize our defense. Go! GO!"
43:17 <Jax> is she saying that to us?
43:20 <Mort-> yes
43:22 <Jax> okay
43:23 <Jax> I go down
43:24 <Mort-> im fixing map
43:57 * Ava- yells out to her in an odd deaf tone "You're letting them free or we won't help"
44:03 <Ava-> !throw 1d20+4 intimidate
44:04 <diebot> Ava-, intimidate: [1d20=2] 6
44:09 <Ava-> ...ffs
44:53 <Ava-> anywho
45:09 * Ava- pokes jax on the shoulder and points into the cave
45:14 <Mort-> She has already gone to organize the defense
45:16 <Mort-> and isnt hearing you
45:24 * Ava- and casts light on her spear
45:26 <Mort-> who first
45:30 <Mort-> k you see all the stuffs
45:35 <Mort-> whats the orer youre moving down in
45:41 <Jax> we don't have a map
45:45 <Mort-> its up
45:46 <Mort-> look at map 3
45:48 <Jax> is it 5 foot wide
46:13 <Mort-> 10 ft
46:20 <Mort-> its loaded in map 3
46:23 <Mort-> can all of you see map 3?
46:25 <Jax> we can't connect
46:25 <Mort-> or do I hve to reload it?
46:29 <Mort-> okay I see
46:31 <Mort-> lets reboot :D
46:39 <Jax> it's nto CA
46:41 <Jax> it's your tunnel
46:43 <Jax> re-open putty
46:45 <Mort-> oh my tunenl?
46:55 <Mort-> thanks
46:55 <Mort-> :D
46:58 <Mort-> that was a great tip
46:59 <Mort-> Im opening
47:21 <Jax> I'm connected
47:24 <Mort-> julias did take the key
47:28 <Mort-> before she ran off to organize the defense
47:33 <Mort-> right map 3
47:35 <Jax> okay
47:37 <Mort-> so whos going where what
47:42 <Jax> Jax and Bairaq will go first
48:05 <Mort-> looks good?
48:23 <Mort-> A wide set of stairs descends into an enormous room, measuring
48:23 <Mort-> thirty-five feet wide by forty feet long, and more than thirty
48:23 <Mort-> feet tall.
48:36 <Mort-> The entire room smells sickly sweet, but the floors,
48:37 <Mort-> wall, and ceiling are all smooth and clean,rather similar to
48:37 <Mort-> the sphere in the ground outside.
49:00 <Mort-> yeah none of you did
49:05 <Mort-> we were more curious on our run anwyay
49:07 <Mort-> k
49:15 <Mort-> what do all of you do
49:19 <Jax> I go down
49:21 <Jax> with B
49:30 <Jax> what are these stars
49:32 <Jax> are they platforms
49:35 <Mort-> Four enormous monoliths,
49:35 <Mort-> fifteen-foot-tall human-shaped metal statues, rest in the four
49:35 <Mort-> corners of the room.They’re made of white metal, almost
49:35 <Mort-> like a suit of full plate sized quite large, but without anything
49:35 <Mort-> discernible as a face.
49:41 <Mort-> those are the monoliths
49:56 <Jax> I poke one with my glaive
50:02 <Mort-> nothing happens, it remains inert
50:03 * Ava- looks in awe at the statues
50:10 <Jax> do they turn
50:12 <Mort-> no
50:14 <Mort-> nothing happens
50:18 <Mort-> they just remain as they are, statues
50:23 <Mort-> what do you all choose to do
50:29 <Jax> I mean, can I turn them
50:30 <Jax> if I try
50:38 <Mort-> they are like 2000 pounds
50:41 <Mort-> you can try, but you wont suceed
50:45 <Jax> yeah I'm just checking if they are on a base that turns
50:48 <Jax> like is it a puzzle
50:51 <Mort-> they are not
50:52 <Mort-> no
50:58 <Mort-> they are just on a platform and inert statues
51:07 <Jax> I search the room
51:12 <Mort-> there is nothing to be found there
51:15 <Mort-> roll perception everyone
51:18 <Jax> @see
51:25 <Jax> !throw 1d20 perception
51:25 <diebot> Jax, perception: [1d20=1] 1
51:29 <Ava-> !throw 1d20+4 sight
51:29 <diebot> Ava-, sight: [1d20=16] 20
51:31 <Mort-> anyone else?
51:32 <Mort-> wow
51:33 <Mort-> who else
51:43 <Jax> !findchar Bairaq
51:45 <diebot> Jax, Character: Bairaq, number: 333( http://dnd.ballig.net/viewchar.php5?char=333 )
52:01 <Jax> !throw 1d20 bairaq
52:02 <diebot> Jax, bairaq: [1d20=5] 5
52:44 <Mort-> what is the rest of the party doing
53:03 <Mort-> Ava- notices 4 shapes in the cooridor ahead
53:28 <Ava-> what type of shapes
53:43 * Ava- taps on jax's shoulder and tries to point out one of the shapes to him
54:21 <Mort-> they look urm
54:22 <Mort-> bony..
54:23 <Jax> can you place them on the map
54:59 <Mort-> roll initiative
55:00 * Ava- is happy about being able to burn the bony
55:08 <Jax> @init
55:09 <diebot> Jax, init: [1d20=20] 22
55:09 <Ava-> !throw 1d20-4 init
55:10 <diebot> Ava-, init: [1d20=15] 11
55:20 <Jax> !throw 1d20+2 bairaq
55:20 <diebot> Jax, bairaq: [1d20=14] 16
56:17 <Mort-> !throw 4#1d20+6
56:17 <diebot> Mort-, 4#1d20+6: [1d20=4] 10, [1d20=19] 25, [1d20=4] 10, [1d20=18] 24
56:33 <Mort-> k
56:42 <Mort-> AOO
56:43 <Mort-> jax
56:47 <Mort-> the skeleton is getting close
56:51 <Jax> !throw 1d20+4 p-attack AOO
56:52 <Mort-> I suppose you have your glaive is out?
56:52 <diebot> Jax, p-attack AOO: [1d20=13] 17
56:54 <Jax> yeah
56:55 <Mort-> roll damage
57:01 <Jax> !throw 1d10+6 damage
57:01 <diebot> Jax, damage: [1d10=2] 8
57:10 <Mort-> you crush phile of bones 1 to the ground
57:10 <Brunius> Turns out I didn't have to go
57:13 <Brunius> :S
57:16 <Jax> ha
57:16 <Ava-> hahaha
57:17 Brunius is now known as Bairaq
57:19 <Ava-> we're all dead
57:22 <Ava-> you're too late
57:26 <Hydrazine> lol
57:27 <Ava-> if only you were here
57:41 <Mort-> skeleton attacks Jax
57:43 <Mort-> no more AOOS?
57:46 <Jax> nope
57:48 <Mort-> !throw 1d20+0
57:49 <diebot> Mort-, 1d20+0: [1d20=17] 17
57:49 <Mekkis> he was here, remember...
57:53 <Jax> that hits
58:03 <Mort-> !throw 1d6
58:03 <diebot> Mort-, 1d6: [1d6=2] 2
58:06 <Jax> 15/17
58:19 <Mort-> ava
58:21 <Mort-> you may act
58:23 <Mort-> what do you choose to do
58:33 <Jax> Bairaq: waiting for you to jump in skype
59:10 * Mort- slaps Ava- around a bit with a large trout
59:13 <Mort-> yeah
59:24 <Mort-> surprise round
59:25 <Mort-> since..
59:29 <Mort-> only ava spoted
59:32 <Mort-> the skeletons
59:54 <Mort-> yes you can
59:55 <Mort-> touch him
59:56 <Mort-> if you like
00:36 <Ava-> goes to spear #2
00:43 <Ava-> !throw 1d20+1 spear
00:43 <diebot> Ava-, spear: [1d20=19] 20
01:00 <Ava-> !throw 1d8+3
01:01 <diebot> Ava-, 1d8+3: [1d8=7] 10
01:09 <Ava-> and stay where I am
01:18 <Mort-> your spear doesnt penetrate as much as you would like
01:26 <Mort-> but still its enough to put him into a pile of bones
02:43 <Mort-> 3 charges Jax
02:47 <Mort-> !throw 1d20+2
02:47 <diebot> Mort-, 1d20+2: [1d20=14] 16
02:50 <Jax> hits
02:57 <Mort-> !throw 1d6
02:57 <diebot> Mort-, 1d6: [1d6=4] 4
02:59 <Mort-> 4 moves up too
03:00 <Mort-> k
03:04 <Mort-> you already used
03:05 <Mort-> yours
03:08 <Jax> 11/17
03:13 <Mort-> k now jax turn
03:22 <Jax> I power-attack #4
03:29 <Jax> !throw 1d20+4 p-attack
03:29 <diebot> Jax, p-attack: [1d20=13] 17
03:31 <Mort-> k
03:34 <Mort-> roll damage
03:38 <Jax> !throw 1d10+6 damage
03:39 <diebot> Jax, damage: [1d10=7] 13
03:50 <Mort-> your glaive doesnt do as much as you wanted it to, but still turns 4 into a pile of bones
03:57 <Jax> end turn
04:09 <Mort-> bairaq turn
04:12 <Bairaq> Sweet
04:19 <Bairaq> 5ft SW
04:29 <Bairaq> And power attack #3
04:31 <Mort-> k
04:42 <Bairaq> @power1
04:42 <diebot> Bairaq, Attack: [1d20=1] 5; Damage: [2d6=5,2] 13
04:48 <Mort-> you miss the skeleton
04:52 <Bairaq> Nope
05:03 <Mort-> Ava's turn
05:18 <Mort-> Ava..
05:37 * Ava- tries to swing again
05:41 <Mort-> feel free
05:49 <Ava-> !throw 1d20+1 spear
05:49 <diebot> Ava-, spear: [1d20=7] 8
05:54 <Mort-> you mis the skeleton
05:56 <Ava-> I'm done
06:03 <Mort-> !rng Bairaq jax
06:03 <diebot> Mort-, jax
06:08 <Mort-> the skeleton attacks jax
06:11 <Mort-> !throw 1d20+2
06:11 <diebot> Mort-, 1d20+2: [1d20=6] 8
06:16 <Mort-> it misses
06:18 <Jax> "Suck it, boney."
06:19 <Mort-> jax' turn
06:23 <Mort-> no point taking to undead
06:25 <Jax> 5 foot step east, attack #3
06:27 <Mort-> they cant understand you
06:30 <Jax> !throw 1d20+4 p-attack
06:31 <diebot> Jax, p-attack: [1d20=15] 19
06:34 <Mort-> roll damamge
06:35 <Jax> !throw 1d10+6 damage
06:35 <diebot> Jax, damage: [1d10=1] 7
06:42 <Jax> end turn
06:48 <Mort-> your glaive cuts into thes keleton but he is still standing
06:54 <Mort-> your glaive didnt seem as effective as it should be
06:58 <Mort-> Bairaq's turn
07:16 <Bairaq> power attack
07:18 <Bairaq> @power1
07:18 <diebot> Bairaq, Attack: [1d20=20] 24; Damage: [2d6=3,5] 14
07:26 <Bairaq> !throw 1d20+4 confirm?
07:26 <diebot> Bairaq, confirm?: [1d20=5] 9
07:32 <Mort-> you chop the skeleton into bits, and bits of bones fly around
07:35 <Mort-> you dont really need to haha
07:43 <Jax> when out of combat, I use the infernal healing wand on myself
07:44 <Mort-> so now what do all of you do
07:46 <Mort-> okay
07:50 <Mort-> youre back to full hp
07:50 <Jax> 17/17
08:04 <Mort-> mind you..youre making a pact with the devil ^^
08:10 <Jax> I'm neutral
08:11 <Jax> so that's fine
08:13 <Mort-> yeah
08:16 <Jax> also I'm lawful, and so is the devil
08:17 <Jax> so that's also fine
08:17 <Mort-> just for fun
08:26 <Mort-> so what is everyone doing
08:30 <Ava-> heh, I've already got a connection with hell XD
08:30 <Jax> "Well, let's explore some more."
08:33 <Jax> I explore the sepulchers
08:45 <Mort-> you dont find anything except 4 piles of sand in front of the coffins
08:53 <Jax> is the sand interesting
08:59 <Jax> anything inside the coffins?
08:59 <Mort-> nope just sand
09:01 <Mort-> nothing
09:06 * Ava- casts create water on the sand
09:07 <Jax> what's at the end?
09:09 <Mort-> you killed the inhabitants you evil bastards! :P
09:36 <Mort-> This fifteen-by-fifteen-foot room is constructed entirely of the
09:36 <Mort-> same smooth-white material seen on the sphere outside. A
09:36 <Mort-> single white pillar stretches floor-to-ceiling in the center of the
09:36 <Mort-> room, and in a niche rests a smooth, white, hand-sized square
09:36 <Mort-> covered in glyphs and runes similar to those on the complex’s
09:36 <Mort-> front door.
09:50 <Mort-> you see a nice white 5 ft square on the floor
09:52 <Bairaq> Any idea what it does?
10:03 <Jax> I will inspect the runes and glyphs
10:03 <Mort-> spellcraft
10:05 <Jax> can I linguistics it?
10:08 <Mort-> spellcraft/arcana
10:09 <Mort-> keep going
10:12 <Mort-> no
10:16 <Mort-> its runes and glyphs
10:18 <Jax> !throw 1d20+9 arcana
10:19 <diebot> Jax, arcana: [1d20=11] 20
10:23 <Mort-> so please run spellcraft and arcana
10:24 <Jax> !throw 1d20+9 spellcraft
10:25 <diebot> Jax, spellcraft: [1d20=18] 27
10:26 <Bairaq> I've got knowledge nobility and religion
10:35 <Mort-> you dont figure out what the runes and glyphs mean
10:41 <Mort-> however you have a strong suspicion
10:44 <Mort-> that ONE of you
10:47 <Mort-> should pick up the white box
10:53 <Mort-> that it will..somehow come in handy
10:57 <Bairaq> "What's it mean, Jax?"
11:09 <Mort-> the dc is insnae
11:10 <Mort-> acutally
11:11 <Mort-> hahaha
11:17 <Mort-> no way anyone on Tier 1 can make it
11:17 <Mort-> including mort
11:20 <Bairaq> hahaha, indeed
11:28 <Mekkis> sure they can
11:32 <Mort-> suurre
11:33 <Jax> I'll take the box
11:34 <Mort-> perfect 20?
11:35 <Mort-> lol
11:37 <Mekkis> with a level of synthesist!
11:37 <Mort-> k
11:40 <Mort-> hahhaah
12:04 <Jax> and then leave the area
12:06 <Mort-> so you get back out of the area
12:21 <Mort-> As the group emerges from the Azlanti complex, they step
12:21 <Mort-> into chaos. All along the palisade wall, Pathfinders and
12:22 <Mort-> camp workers are trying desperately to hold off the horde
12:22 <Mort-> of charau-ka outside the walls. A deafening, thunderous roar echoes across at the valley.
12:38 <Mort-> A large boulder flies out of the nearby jungle and smashes a
12:38 <Mort-> hole in the palisade wall, killing all the pathfinders there.
12:51 <Mort-> A huge four armed gorilla storms to the west side of the encampment, easily stepping over the plalisade walls.
12:51 <Mort-> "Gorkash smash, kill puny huuman things. All huumans food!"
13:05 <Jax> are we immediately in combat
13:08 <Mort-> not yet
13:10 <Mort-> cut scene
13:11 <Jax> or can we prepare before we enter
13:16 <Mort-> you can see
13:17 <Mort-> no doing
13:31 <Mort-> The sphere in the centre begins to glow even more brightly, becoming incandescent. A shockwave pulses out from the ground, knocking everyone,
13:31 <Mort-> including the Charau-ku, with the exception of the four-armed gorilla to the ground.
13:50 <Mort-> All around them, pathfinders and charau ku recover from the shockwave and resume the melee.
14:20 <Mort-> When the party picks themselves up, they find Jax lying on the ground, unconscious.
14:20 <Mort-> The white square in Jax's backpack glowing.
14:26 <Mort-> jax, private chat
15:32 <Mort-> the attackers are coming from the north
15:44 <Mort-> where in the north do you want to be positioned, ava and Bairaq
15:53 <Mort-> look at Map 3
16:04 <Bairaq> What about map 3
16:19 <Mort-> where do you want to be positioned on the map
16:33 <Ava-> aren't we at map 2? I thought we left the complex
16:50 <Mort-> they went back in
16:55 <Mort-> yeah map 2
16:56 <Mort-> k
17:07 <Mort-> no I mean the party is in map 2
17:09 <Mort-> sorry
17:22 <Mort-> A huge adamantine golem appears from the entrance of the excavation site.
18:23 <Bairaq> Sure hope that things on our side
20:16 <Mort-> so bairaq where do you want to be
20:35 <Mort-> there are 4 baddies at the top gates
21:06 <Bairaq> Near the other party members
21:10 <Mort-> you choose
21:12 <Mort-> ava and bairaq
21:22 <Bairaq> Uh, M5 I guess
21:31 <Ava-> I'm behind Bairaq
22:13 <Mort-> happy?
22:46 <Mort-> roll initiative for bairaq and ava
22:51 <Bairaq> @init
22:52 <diebot> Bairaq, Initiative: [1d20=3] 5
23:00 <Mort-> !throw 4#1d20+1
23:00 <diebot> Mort-, 4#1d20+1: [1d20=3] 4, [1d20=5] 6, [1d20=13] 14, [1d20=13] 14
23:10 <Ava-> !throw 1d20-4
23:10 <diebot> Ava-, 1d20-4: [1d20=10] 6
24:01 <Mort-> okay
24:13 <Mort-> so..
24:45 <Mort-> #3 and #4 start shireking and attack Bairaq
25:07 <Bairaq> I play minecraft at them !
25:15 <Mort-> !throw 4#1d20+5
25:15 <diebot> Mort-, 4#1d20+5: [1d20=12] 17, [1d20=18] 23, [1d20=15] 20, [1d20=12] 17
25:19 <Mort-> how many hit
25:27 <Bairaq> Fucking all of them
25:31 <Hydrazine> man mort rolls like a beast.
25:54 <Mort-> !throw 4#1d4+3
25:54 <diebot> Mort-, 4#1d4+3: [1d4=2] 5, [1d4=4] 7, [1d4=4] 7, [1d4=1] 4
25:59 <Mort-> okay
26:06 <Mort-> Bairaq hp?
26:14 <Bairaq> -3 I think
26:32 <Mort-> its Ava's turn
26:50 <Mort-> pathfinders are coming to help you
27:02 <Ava-> use the cure mod scroll on bairaq
27:08 <Ava-> what caster level?
27:35 <Ava-> !throw 2d8+3 cure
27:36 <diebot> Ava-, cure: [2d8=8,2] 13
27:56 <Ava-> I'm good
28:04 <Mort-> k its Bairaq's turn
28:35 <Bairaq> Stand up and total defense
28:47 <Bairaq> So 21 ac
28:56 <Mort-> !throw 2#1d20+5
28:56 <diebot> Mort-, 2#1d20+5: [1d20=17] 22, [1d20=13] 18
29:00 <Mort-> one hits
29:02 <Mort-> !throw 1d4+3
29:03 <diebot> Mort-, 1d4+3: [1d4=4] 7
29:31 <Bairaq> 3/20
29:40 <Mort-> 2 attacks B
29:56 <Mort-> natural weapons
30:02 <Mort-> actually
30:03 <Mort-> a club
30:03 <Mort-> no
30:06 <Mort-> but their shirek is haste
30:13 <Mort-> while they were gibbering to all hells
30:14 <Mort-> its haste
30:29 <Mort-> !throw 2#1d20+5
30:29 <diebot> Mort-, 2#1d20+5: [1d20=8] 13, [1d20=14] 19
30:33 <Mort-> both miss bairaq
30:45 <Bairaq> Thank god
30:59 <Mort-> the last ape hits ava
31:05 <Mort-> !throw 2#1d20+5
31:06 <diebot> Mort-, 2#1d20+5: [1d20=16] 21, [1d20=1] 6
31:08 <Mort-> one hits
31:11 <Mort-> !throw 1d4+3
31:12 <diebot> Mort-, 1d4+3: [1d4=4] 7
31:22 <Mort-> they have a climb speed..
31:28 <Mort-> k take AOO first
31:30 <Ava-> i AOO 1
31:32 <Mort-> k
31:35 <Ava-> !throw 1d20+1 AOO
31:35 <diebot> Ava-, AOO: [1d20=13] 14
31:40 <Mort-> you barely miss
32:49 <Jax> !throw 2#1d20+36
32:49 <diebot> Jax, 2#1d20+36: [1d20=1] 37, [1d20=17] 53
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33:44 <yeagel> has it begun?
33:45 <Mort-> both hits
33:53 <Mekkis> about seven hours ago
33:53 <Ava-> hopefully almost finished :P
33:56 <Jax> like 5 1/2 hours ago man
34:02 <Mort-> !throw 1d20+17 fortitude
34:03 <diebot> Mort-, fortitude: [1d20=5] 22
34:07 <Mort-> the breath does not work
34:11 <Mort-> roll for how many rounds before you can use it
34:13 <Jax> !throw 2#4d12+27 damage
34:13 <diebot> Jax, damage: [4d12=1,5,7,12] 52, [4d12=4,4,6,11] 52
34:14 <Mort-> and roll damage for hte 2 hits
34:20 <Jax> !throw 1d4+1
34:21 <diebot> Jax, 1d4+1: [1d4=3] 4
34:23 <Mekkis> the first one missed on a nat 1 :S
34:39 <Ava-> ffs mekkis
34:43 <Jax> Mekkis: seriously, knock it off
35:23 <yeagel> it's saturday , 11 am now in my time
35:30 <Mort-> k
35:49 <Jax> end turn
35:57 <Mort-> gorilla full attacks
36:23 <Mort-> !throw 1d20+26 1bite 4 claws
36:23 <diebot> Mort-, 1bite 4 claws: [1d20=6] 32
36:26 <Mort-> oh shit
36:43 <Mort-> !throw 4#1d20+26 1 bite 4 claws
36:44 <diebot> Mort-, 1 bite 4 claws: [1d20=8] 34, [1d20=7] 33, [1d20=8] 34, [1d20=14] 40
36:52 <Jax> all hit
37:28 <Mort-> !throw 2d6+9 bite
37:28 <diebot> Mort-, bite: [2d6=4,4] 17
37:47 <Mort-> !throw 4#1d8+9
37:48 <diebot> Mort-, 4#1d8+9: [1d8=4] 13, [1d8=8] 17, [1d8=8] 17, [1d8=2] 11
37:55 <Jax> 149/155
37:59 <Mort-> !throw 1d6+13 rend
37:59 <diebot> Mort-, rend: [1d6=5] 18
38:06 <Jax> 146/155
38:14 <Mort-> the gorllia rakes the golem, but clearly not having too much effect
38:38 <Mort-> The pathfinders fill 2 gorllias with arrows
39:07 <Mort-> #4 attacks Bairaq
39:09 <Hydrazine> how planet of the apes should hae went.
39:17 <Bairaq> ?
39:19 <Mort-> !throw 2#1d20+5
39:20 <diebot> Mort-, 2#1d20+5: [1d20=10] 15, [1d20=4] 9
39:23 <Mort-> miss?
39:26 <Bairaq> Yep
39:31 <Mort-> Ava's turn
39:33 <Jax> Mort-: is this giant gorilla bipedal
39:37 <Mort-> yes it is
39:40 <Mort-> if you like..
39:43 <Mort-> feel free
39:45 <Mort-> get creative
39:47 <Mort-> he has 4 arms though
40:35 <Mort-> Ava's turn
40:36 <Mort-> what are you doing
40:57 <Ava-> waiting for obama to give hp
41:24 <Bairaq> 3/20
41:29 <Ava-> cast cure light on him
41:35 <Ava-> !throw 1d8+1 cure
41:35 <diebot> Ava-, cure: [1d8=8] 9
41:39 <Mort-> wow nice
41:43 <Ava-> I'll stay where I am
41:48 <Bairaq> 12/20
41:48 <Mort-> Bairaq's turn
42:01 <Bairaq> Is #4 on top of the fence?
42:08 <Mort-> yes
42:12 <Mort-> you can poke him if you like
42:17 <Bairaq> I will power attack him
42:19 <Mort-> k
42:22 <Bairaq> @power1
42:23 <diebot> Bairaq, Attack: [1d20=13] 17; Damage: [2d6=2,1] 9
42:33 <Mort-> the ape looks wounded but is still standing
43:05 <Mort-> 2 attacks Bairaq
43:14 <Mort-> !throw 2#1d20+5
43:14 <diebot> Mort-, 2#1d20+5: [1d20=8] 13, [1d20=8] 13
43:18 <Bairaq> Miss
43:18 <Mort-> both miss
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43:47 <Mort-> k
43:48 <Mort-> jax's turn
44:06 <Jax> I will try to trip the ape
44:12 <Mort-> okay roll it
44:18 <Mort-> aoo first though
44:24 <Mort-> youre ot telling me you have improved trip
44:34 <Mort-> problem is
44:36 <Mort-> with so many attacks
44:38 <Jax> well
44:40 <Mort-> how many do I get on
44:42 <Jax> I am 15 feet away from him
44:44 <Jax> does he have reach to attack me
44:49 <Mort-> there is a typo
44:52 <Jax> AOO is only one attack
44:53 <Mort-> it should be 5ft reach
44:56 <Jax> oh
44:57 <Mort-> on all of the attacks
45:00 <Mort-> btw
45:06 <Jax> okay
45:10 <Jax> anyway, AOO is only one attack
45:13 <Mort-> okay
45:25 <Mort-> !throw 1d20+26
45:25 <diebot> Mort-, 1d20+26: [1d20=4] 30
45:29 <Mort-> hit miss?
45:29 <Jax> miss
45:37 <Mort-> k the ape fails to trip you
45:42 <Jax> !throw 1d20+34
45:42 <diebot> Jax, 1d20+34: [1d20=7] 41
45:42 <Mort-> now roll and try to trip him
45:56 <Mort-> you dont manage to trip the ape
45:58 <Jax> okay
45:59 <Jax> I'll try again
46:00 <Mort-> the ape attacks
46:02 <Jax> does he get another AOO?
46:09 <Mort-> loet me check
46:16 <Mort-> yes he does
46:22 <Mort-> !throw 1d20+26
46:22 <diebot> Mort-, 1d20+26: [1d20=20] 46
46:34 <Mort-> !throw 1d20+26
46:34 <diebot> Mort-, 1d20+26: [1d20=5] 31
46:38 <Jax> that crits
46:48 <Mort-> !throw 2#2d6+9
46:49 <diebot> Mort-, 2#2d6+9: [2d6=2,6] 17, [2d6=1,5] 15
46:57 <Mort-> k
47:03 <Mort-> now try to trip him again
47:06 <Jax> 132/155
47:11 <Jax> !throw 1d20+34 trip
47:11 <diebot> Jax, trip: [1d20=15] 49
47:17 <Mort-> the ape tumbles to the ground
47:24 <Jax> end turn
47:28 <Jax> 2 rounds left on breath weapon
47:54 <Mort-> the pathfinders manage ot pick off the wounded ape
48:00 <Mort-> Bairaq - your turn
48:03 <Mort-> sorry wait
48:06 <Mort-> Ava - your turn
48:09 <Mort-> ava's turn
48:11 <Mort-> okay yes
48:13 <Mort-> he tries to get up
48:15 <Jax> AOO
48:18 <Mort-> so eat AOO?
48:24 <Mort-> roll it
48:30 <Jax> !throw 1d20+36
48:31 <diebot> Jax, 1d20+36: [1d20=4] 40
48:35 <Mort-> you hit
48:36 <Mort-> roll damage
48:44 <Jax> !throw 4d12+27
48:45 <diebot> Jax, 4d12+27: [4d12=1,3,8,12] 51
48:55 <Jax> and he can't do a full attack
49:19 <Mort-> k
49:24 <Mort-> he attacks you with his bite
49:32 <Mort-> !throw 1d20+26
49:32 <diebot> Mort-, 1d20+26: [1d20=9] 35
49:34 <Jax> hits
49:37 <Mort-> !throw 2d6+9
49:38 <diebot> Mort-, 2d6+9: [2d6=6,5] 20
49:43 <Mort-> ends his turn
49:49 <Jax> 127/155
49:55 <Mort-> Ava's turn
50:26 <Mort-> spaceshot..
50:35 <Mort-> no
50:42 <Ava-> Bairaq hp?
50:51 * Ava- checks to see if Bairaq is badly injured
50:51 <Bairaq> 12/20 still
51:07 * Ava- takes a lunge at the monkey
51:14 <Ava-> !throw 1d20+1 attack
51:14 <diebot> Ava-, attack: [1d20=6] 7
51:22 <Mort-> the monkey dodges
51:26 <Mort-> the monkey looks very angry
51:27 <Ava-> I'm good
51:40 <Mort-> Monkey hits Bairaq
51:48 <Mort-> !throw 2#1d20+5
51:49 <diebot> Mort-, 2#1d20+5: [1d20=10] 15, [1d20=14] 19
52:08 <Mort-> !throw 1d4+3
52:09 <diebot> Mort-, 1d4+3: [1d4=3] 6
52:12 <Mort-> one hits?
52:16 <Mort-> Bairaq's turn
52:44 <Bairaq> #2 is on the top of the fence, right?
52:53 <Mort-> yeah
52:55 <Mort-> u can poke him too
52:59 <Bairaq> 1W
53:02 <Bairaq> And power attack
53:09 <Mort-> k
53:10 <Bairaq> @power1
53:10 <diebot> Bairaq, Attack: [1d20=7] 11; Damage: [2d6=2,2] 10
53:16 <Mort-> monkey dodges
53:20 <Mort-> Monkey no happy!
53:25 <Mort-> Jax's turn
53:33 <Jax> full attack
53:43 <Jax> !throw 2#1d20+36
53:44 <diebot> Jax, 2#1d20+36: [1d20=7] 43, [1d20=8] 44
53:48 <Mort-> both hit
53:54 <Jax> !throw 2#4d12+27
53:55 <diebot> Jax, 2#4d12+27: [4d12=2,7,11,9] 56, [4d12=10,8,4,10] 59
54:05 <Jax> how battered is this guy
54:56 <Mort-> The monkey gives a final shirek of defiance before collapsing in a bloody heap on the ground, dead
55:07 <Jax> what a jerk
55:09 <Jax> end turn
55:16 <Jax> 1 round for breath weapon
55:20 <Mort-> The golem walks back into the complex
55:53 <Mort-> you find yourself lying on the ground where you had fallen after the shockwave
55:56 <Mort-> Roll initiative
55:59 <Jax> @init
56:00 <diebot> Jax, init: [1d20=4] 6
56:00 <Bairaq> @init
56:00 <diebot> Bairaq, Initiative: [1d20=5] 7
56:02 <Mort-> see what you ocme up with
56:04 <Mort-> only jax
56:07 <Bairaq> :(
56:16 <Mort-> ava's turn
56:18 <Mort-> what do you do
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56:38 <Ava-> cure bairaq
56:38 <Mort-> the pathfinders fire, but miss
56:41 <Mort-> k
56:44 <Ava-> !throw 1d8+1 cure
56:45 <diebot> Ava-, cure: [1d8=2] 3
57:03 <Mort-> #2 is staggered
57:09 <Ava-> i'm good
57:10 <Mort-> pull the staggered condition out?
57:14 <Jax> <?staggered
57:16 <diebot> A staggered creature may take a single move action or standard action each round (but not both, nor can he take full-round actions). A staggered creature can still take free, swift, and immediate actions. A creature with nonlethal damage exactly equal to its current hit points gains the staggered condition.
57:28 <Mort-> k
57:39 <Mort-> he attacks Bairaq
57:45 <Mort-> !throw 1d20+5
57:46 <diebot> Mort-, 1d20+5: [1d20=2] 7
57:49 <Mort-> and misses
57:51 <Mort-> Bairaq's turn
57:56 <Bairaq> power attack !
57:58 <Bairaq> @power1
57:58 <diebot> Bairaq, Attack: [1d20=5] 9; Damage: [2d6=2,6] 14
58:01 <Bairaq> man
58:04 <Mort-> you miss the ape
58:22 <Mort-> jax's turn
58:25 <Jax> I stand up
58:30 <Mort-> yup
58:49 <Jax> I'll go 30 feet northwest
59:00 <Jax> sorry
59:03 <Jax> I'll cast expeditious retreat
59:05 <Mort-> tell me where you end up
59:06 <Mort-> k
59:06 <Jax> end turn
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59:24 <Mort-> The pathfinders fire again and miss
59:30 <Mort-> Ava's turn
59:32 <Bairaq> stupid pathfinders
59:45 <Ava-> cure some more
59:53 <Mort-> k
59:54 <Ava-> !throw 1d8+1 cure
59:55 <diebot> Ava-, cure: [1d8=7] 8
59:56 <Mort-> roll it
59:58 <Mort-> wow lol
00:06 <Mort-> #2 attacks Bairaq
00:11 <Mort-> !throw 1d20+5
00:11 <diebot> Mort-, 1d20+5: [1d20=14] 19
00:15 <Mort-> !throw 1d4+3
00:16 <diebot> Mort-, 1d4+3: [1d4=3] 6
00:27 <Mort-> k Bairaq's turn
00:41 <Bairaq> power attack
00:43 <Bairaq> @power1
00:43 <diebot> Bairaq, Attack: [1d20=20] 24; Damage: [2d6=1,6] 13
00:49 <Bairaq> !throw 1d20+4 confirm
00:50 <Mort-> The ape is FURIOUS
00:50 <diebot> Bairaq, confirm: [1d20=16] 20
00:53 <Mort-> Oh my god
00:55 <Mort-> confirm
00:56 <Mort-> roll again
01:03 <Mort-> for damage
01:06 <Bairaq> Power attack multiplies?
01:14 <Mort-> yes it does its sick..
01:14 <Bairaq> !throw 2d6+6
01:14 <diebot> Bairaq, 2d6+6: [2d6=1,1] 8
01:17 <Mort-> so add eveyrthing
01:21 <Bairaq> 21 damage?
01:22 <Mort-> You chop the ape into 2.
01:32 <Mort-> check
01:34 <Mort-> x2 or 3?
01:54 <Jax> total is 21 damage
02:02 <Mort-> There is a brief lull in fighting
02:05 <Mort-> you have one round of actions
02:07 <Mort-> what do you choose to do
02:22 <Mort-> The pathfinders mend the breach
02:24 <Mort-> and move elsewhere
02:47 <Bairaq> Heal myself
02:50 <Mort-> k
02:52 <Bairaq> !throw 1d6
02:52 <diebot> Bairaq, 1d6: [1d6=4] 4
02:58 <Bairaq> 14 I think
03:00 <Jax> I'll move 60 feet toward everyone else
03:04 <Jax> and begin casting enlarge person from a scroll
03:09 <Mort-> tell me which square
03:11 <Mort-> you end up in
03:44 <Jax> R21
04:00 <Mort-> k
04:30 <Mort-> Ava and Bairaq
04:41 <Mort-> so what is ava doing
05:03 <Ava-> life link Bairaq
05:08 <Mort-> k
05:13 <Bairaq> Ready to attack any opponent within range
05:29 <Mort-> A horn sounds from the west side of the camp. The lookouts shout, “They’re
05:29 <Mort-> coming over the walls! and the camp’s defenders run to meet
05:29 <Mort-> the charge.
06:01 <Mort-> !throw 4#1d20+2 initiative
06:01 <diebot> Mort-, initiative: [1d20=5] 7, [1d20=1] 3, [1d20=9] 11, [1d20=4] 6
06:05 <Mort-> god
06:07 <Mort-> awesome rolls..
06:07 <Mort-> :D
06:30 <Bairaq> What do I have?
06:41 <Mort-> yours and jax is 6
06:44 <Mort-> wait
06:47 <Mort-> ava is 6 
06:49 <Mort-> so is jax
06:54 <Mort-> bairaq at 5 initiative
06:57 <Bairaq> Yeah
07:01 <Jax> yeah it's me, Ava, Bairaq
07:13 <Jax> I need to roll off against that last ape though
07:18 <Jax> we have the same modifier
07:33 <Mort-> !throw 1d20+2
07:33 <diebot> Mort-, 1d20+2: [1d20=1] 3
07:34 <Mort-> roll jax
07:35 <Jax> @init
07:36 <diebot> Jax, init: [1d20=11] 13
07:38 <Mort-> I be youll beat it
07:39 <Mort-> k
07:42 <Mort-> so you start before that ape
07:43 <Mort-> Bairaq
07:46 <Mort-> ava
07:48 <Mort-> roll with ape
07:48 <Mort-> too
07:52 <Jax> ape3, ape1, me, ape4, Ava-, Bairaq, ape2
07:53 <Jax> is the order
07:57 <Mort-> k
08:30 <Mort-> ape 3 hops over the wall and clubs one pathfinder down
08:49 <Mort-> 1 clubs another pathfinder down too
08:52 <Mort-> k next
08:56 <Mort-> Jax your turn
09:02 <Jax> my enlarge person finishes casting
09:04 <Jax> so I am now large
09:04 <Mort-> enlarge works?
09:29 <Mort-> big jax
09:40 <Jax> and I move to G21
10:06 <Jax> end turn
10:13 <Mort-> Ape 4 tries to hit a pathfinder but misses
10:16 <Mort-> Ava's turn
10:51 * Ava- races up to G13
10:52 <Ava-> double move
11:10 <Mort-> Bairaq?
11:31 <Bairaq> Double move SW
12:24 <Mort-> !rng ava bairaq
12:25 <diebot> Mort-, ava
12:36 <Ava-> AOO
12:41 <Mort-> take the AOO
12:42 <Ava-> good ol' reach
12:45 <Ava-> !throw 1d20+1
12:46 <diebot> Ava-, 1d20+1: [1d20=8] 9
12:48 <Ava-> booh
12:49 <Ava-> boo*
12:50 <Mort-> the monkey dodges
12:58 <Mort-> With the death of hteir champion
13:13 <Mort-> The monkeys do not seem to shirek now
13:19 <Mort-> !throw 1d20+5
13:19 <diebot> Mort-, 1d20+5: [1d20=18] 23
13:26 <Mort-> !throw 1d4+3
13:26 <diebot> Mort-, 1d4+3: [1d4=2] 5
13:30 <Ava-> 5/10
13:59 <Mort-> the pathfinders engage in melee with the monkeys
14:29 <Mort-> there are some exchanges of blows, but no one seems to be seriously hurt
14:55 <Mort-> !rng ava jax
14:55 <diebot> Mort-, ava
15:17 <Mort-> 3 attacks ava
15:24 <Mort-> the pathfinder tries to stab the monkey, but monkey dodges
15:30 <Mort-> !throw 1d20+5
15:30 <diebot> Mort-, 1d20+5: [1d20=9] 14
15:34 <Mort-> hit miss?
15:39 <Ava-> hit
15:46 <Mort-> !throw 1d6+5
15:46 <diebot> Mort-, 1d6+5: [1d6=3] 8
15:48 <Mort-> sosrry wait
15:50 <Mort-> worng damage
15:51 <Ava-> -3/10
15:54 <Mort-> !throw 1d4+3
15:55 <diebot> Mort-, 1d4+3: [1d4=2] 5
15:56 <Mort-> wrong damage
15:59 <Ava-> 0/10
16:03 <Mort-> I used khaz's damage rolls
16:21 <Mort-> ape 1 attacks Bairaq
16:33 <Mort-> !throw 1d20+2
16:34 <diebot> Mort-, 1d20+2: [1d20=10] 12
16:38 <Mort-> nope
16:50 <Mort-> so he missed
16:57 <Mort-> 3 and 1
17:00 <Mort-> beat you two on intiaitive
17:17 <Mort-> Its Jax's turn
17:35 <Jax> I'll use a scroll to cast shield
18:05 <Jax> and move to G16
18:21 <Jax> end turn
18:35 <Mort-> Ape 4 attacks jax
18:35 <Mort-> AOO
18:45 <Jax> !throw 1d20+4 p-attack
18:46 <diebot> Jax, p-attack: [1d20=2] 6
18:48 <Mort-> the pathfinders mannage to land one hit on the ape
19:04 <Mort-> !throw 1d20+5
19:04 <diebot> Mort-, 1d20+5: [1d20=17] 22
19:08 <Jax> hit
19:09 <Mort-> !throw 1d4+3
19:09 <diebot> Mort-, 1d4+3: [1d4=4] 7
19:11 <Jax> 10/17
19:40 <Mort-> ava
19:44 <Mort-> what do you do
19:45 <Mort-> 0 hp
19:56 <Ava-> channel
20:11 <Ava-> !throw 1d6 channel
20:12 <diebot> Ava-, channel: [1d6=6] 6
20:13 <Mort-> k
20:16 <Mort-> wooot
20:17 <Ava-> 6/10
20:24 <Jax> 16/17
20:25 <Ava-> and 5ft to H12
20:28 <Mort-> Bairaq's turn
20:36 <Ava-> H12 me
20:57 <Ava-> thanks
21:09 <Bairaq> 5ft SE
21:23 <Mort-> 2 AOOs
21:29 <Mort-> k
21:36 <Mort-> you hitting who?
21:41 <Mort-> k
21:48 <Mort-> flanking +4?
21:50 <Mort-> or +2
21:51 <Bairaq> +2
21:53 <Mort-> k
21:55 <Mort-> have a good time :D
22:10 <Mort-> you can use detect alignemnt cant you?
22:16 <Mort-> dont pallies have those cute thingies :P
22:18 <Mort-> lol
22:18 <Bairaq> !throw 1d20+6 Attack; 2d6+6
22:20 <diebot> Bairaq, Attack: [1d20=2] 8; 2d6+6: [2d6=1,3] 10
22:28 <Mort-> the ape dodges
23:20 <Mort-> the pathfinders move in and one of htem manages to hit 2
24:11 <Mort-> ape 3 attacks bairaq
24:16 <Mort-> !throw 1d20+5
24:16 <diebot> Mort-, 1d20+5: [1d20=18] 23
24:22 <Mort-> !throw 1d4+3
24:22 <diebot> Mort-, 1d4+3: [1d4=1] 4
24:42 <Mort-> !rng ava bairaq
24:42 <diebot> Mort-, ava
24:52 <Mort-> ava aoo
24:58 <Ava-> might as well
24:59 <Mort-> ape moved close
25:02 <Mort-> to attack ava
25:03 <Ava-> !throw 1d20+1 AOO
25:03 <diebot> Ava-, AOO: [1d20=8] 9
25:12 <Mort-> !throw 1d20+5
25:13 <diebot> Mort-, 1d20+5: [1d20=3] 8
25:15 <Ava-> yay 15ac still
25:41 <Mort-> jax's turn
25:48 <Jax> I'll smack #3
25:53 <Mort-> roll it
25:56 <Jax> !throw 1d20+6 p-attack
25:56 <diebot> Jax, p-attack: [1d20=8] 14
26:00 <Mort-> you hit
26:09 <Mort-> espeically wtih flnaking
26:11 <Mort-> flanking
26:35 <Jax> !throw 2d8+7 damage
26:36 <diebot> Jax, damage: [2d8=7,8] 22
26:41 <Mort-> you split the monkey into 2
27:06 <Mort-> k
27:12 <Jax> 5 foot southeast
27:17 <Mort-> k
27:22 <Jax> and then end turn
27:32 <Jax> click J then H17
27:55 <Mort-> ites easier
27:56 <Mort-> to do it
27:56 <Jax> end turn
28:00 <Mort-> then acutally move your counters
28:02 <Mort-> I have some issues :D
28:21 <Mort-> 4 attacks Jax
28:22 <Mort-> aoo
28:23 <Mort-> first
28:26 <Jax> no AOO
28:27 <Jax> it's a 5 foot step
28:28 <Mort-> oh ya
28:29 <Mort-> no
28:36 <Mort-> !throw 1d20+5
28:38 <diebot> Mort-, 1d20+5: [1d20=1] 6
28:39 <Jax> miss
28:40 <Mort-> missing
28:51 <Mort-> ava's turn
29:26 <Ava-> 1/10
29:31 <Ava-> and bairaq is 19/20
29:58 <Mort-> right in front of an ape?
29:59 <Ava-> cure light myself
30:01 <Mort-> I suggest 5 ft haha
30:06 <Ava-> move first
30:11 <Ava-> stupid touching myself = pain
30:12 <Mort-> yes okay
30:14 <Mort-> hahaha
30:22 <Ava-> !throw 1d8+1 cure
30:23 <diebot> Ava-, cure: [1d8=3] 4
30:25 <Ava-> 5/10
30:27 <Mort-> 5/10
30:42 <Mort-> ape 2 attacks Bairaq
30:45 <Mort-> !throw 1d20+5
30:46 <diebot> Mort-, 1d20+5: [1d20=20] 25
30:49 <Mort-> !throw 1d20+5
30:49 <diebot> Mort-, 1d20+5: [1d20=4] 9
30:52 <Mort-> !throw 1d4+3
30:52 <diebot> Mort-, 1d4+3: [1d4=4] 7
30:54 <Mort-> regular hit
31:24 <Mort-> the pathfinders take 4 out with their blades
31:44 <Bairaq> 12/20
31:52 <Bairaq> :(
31:54 <Mort-> 1 attacks Bairaq
31:57 <Mort-> !throw 1d20+5
31:57 <diebot> Mort-, 1d20+5: [1d20=17] 22
32:01 <Mort-> !throw 1d4+3
32:02 <diebot> Mort-, 1d4+3: [1d4=4] 7
32:12 <Ava-> !throw 1d4+3
32:12 <diebot> Ava-, 1d4+3: [1d4=4] 7
32:15 <Ava-> !throw 1d4+3
32:16 <diebot> Ava-, 1d4+3: [1d4=2] 5
32:19 <Mort-> Jax's turn
32:33 <Jax> click on J and then click on D13
32:47 * Ava- turns off the life link in want of self preservation
32:54 <Jax> there we go
32:55 <Mort-> coool
32:58 <Mort-> thats so totally awesome
33:03 <Jax> and I have 60 feet of movement so I can get there easily without attracting AOO
33:09 <Jax> and I'll attack #2
33:10 <Mort-> yeah Im fine with that
33:11 <Mort-> k
33:13 <Mort-> roll it
33:17 <Jax> !throw 1d20+6
33:17 <diebot> Jax, 1d20+6: [1d20=8] 14
33:20 <Mort-> flanking with bairaq
33:21 <Mort-> you hit
33:22 <Jax> !throw 2d8+7 damage
33:23 <Mort-> roll damage
33:23 <diebot> Jax, damage: [2d8=1,5] 13
33:27 <Mort-> 2 you hit?
33:30 <Jax> yeah
33:44 <Mort-> the ape, already wounded, collapses to the ground dead
33:51 <Jax> "Yeah, take THAT ape!"
34:05 <Mort-> Ava's turn
34:44 <Ava-> move over to I12 and take a swing
35:05 <Ava-> !throw 1d20+1 attack
35:05 <diebot> Ava-, attack: [1d20=11] 12
35:21 <Mort-> the ape dodges
35:24 <Ava-> I'm at I12, 1 north :P
35:25 <Mort-> Bairaqs turn
35:43 <Bairaq> Swift action to heal myself
35:45 <Bairaq> !throw 1d6
35:46 <diebot> Bairaq, 1d6: [1d6=4] 4
35:48 <Mort-> k
35:59 <Bairaq> And power attack #2
36:06 <Mort-> from where you are?
36:09 <Mort-> or would you like to 5ft first?
36:11 <Bairaq> Yes?
36:26 <Bairaq> 5ft N
36:27 <Mort-> roll it
36:28 <Mort-> anyway
36:29 <Mort-> I move you
36:31 <Bairaq> then power it
36:34 <Mort-> do it
36:35 <Bairaq> @power1
36:36 <diebot> Bairaq, Attack: [1d20=19] 23; Damage: [2d6=3,3] 12
36:46 <Bairaq> !throw 1d20+4 potential crit
36:47 <diebot> Bairaq, potential crit: [1d20=1] 5
36:50 <Bairaq> derp
36:51 <Mort-> you cut the ape in the gut, and it is bleeding,but its still standing
37:11 <Mort-> they ran out of arrows
37:29 <Mort-> they try to hit the monkey but the monkey dodges
37:45 <Mort-> 1 hits Bairaq again
37:49 <Mort-> !throw 1d20+5
37:49 <diebot> Mort-, 1d20+5: [1d20=13] 18
37:54 <Mort-> !throw 1d4+3
37:55 <diebot> Mort-, 1d4+3: [1d4=2] 5
38:09 <Mort-> jax's turn
38:17 <Jax> 5 foot north and attack #1
38:26 <Jax> click J click D12
38:29 <Mort-> thanks :D
38:37 <Mort-> cool beans
38:38 <Jax> !throw 1d20+6 p-attack
38:39 <diebot> Jax, p-attack: [1d20=11] 17
38:39 <Mort-> k roll it
38:40 <Bairaq> 4/20
38:41 <Mort-> you hit
38:42 <Jax> !throw 2d8+7
38:42 <diebot> Jax, 2d8+7: [2d8=5,1] 13
38:47 <Mort-> and splat the monkey
38:57 <Mort-> you have one round of actions
39:00 <Mort-> to fix yourselves
39:01 <Mort-> what do you do
39:02 <Bairaq> Bloody hell
39:05 <Mort-> lull in the fighting
39:05 <Bairaq> MORE?
39:13 <Mort-> do you want to give
39:13 <Bairaq> Heal myself
39:14 <Bairaq> Nope
39:16 <Mort-> the pathfinders
39:18 <Mort-> arrows?
39:19 <Bairaq> !throw 1d6 heal self
39:20 <diebot> Bairaq, heal self: [1d6=3] 3
39:20 <Mort-> k roll it
39:21 <Jax> I'll use the wand of infernal healing on myself
39:25 <Mort-> k
39:29 <Bairaq> And I chuck my arrows at the pathfinders
39:33 <Bairaq> 7/20
39:35 <Mort-> right htey all take arrows
39:54 <Ava-> !throw 1d6 channel
39:55 <diebot> Ava-, channel: [1d6=1] 1
40:01 <Bairaq> 8/20
40:02 <Jax> 17/17
40:06 <Mort-> A ragged, much more muted cheer goes up from the camp’s
40:06 <Mort-> exhausted defenders. The cheer is short-lived, however; almost
40:06 <Mort-> immediately the guards in the tower sound their horns, and
40:06 <Mort-> pointing at the cliff that looms over the south end of the dig.
40:56 <Mort-> More Monkeys!
41:16 <Jax> are they still on the cliff
41:17 <Mort-> !throw 4#1d20+2
41:17 <diebot> Mort-, 4#1d20+2: [1d20=14] 16, [1d20=14] 16, [1d20=20] 22, [1d20=3] 5
41:18 <Jax> if so, how far up
41:23 <Mort-> k
41:52 <Mort-> they climb down
42:31 <Mort-> Jax, your turn
42:52 <Jax> 15 feet south and attack #1
42:56 <Jax> click J click D15
43:09 <Mort-> k
43:10 <Jax> !throw 1d20+4 p-attack
43:11 <diebot> Jax, p-attack: [1d20=8] 12
43:16 <Jax> end turn
43:17 <Mort-> you miss the ape
43:20 <Mort-> ava's turn
43:30 <Mort-> bairaq one of the apes tied initaitive with you
43:33 <Mort-> roll again your initiative
43:36 <Mort-> !throw 1d20+2
43:36 <diebot> Mort-, 1d20+2: [1d20=6] 8
43:40 <Mort-> yours bairaq?
43:44 <Bairaq> @init
43:45 <diebot> Bairaq, Initiative: [1d20=14] 16
43:49 <Mort-> you beat the ape on it
44:19 <Ava-> use cure light wounds wand on Bairaq
44:26 <Ava-> !throw 1d8+1 cure
44:27 <diebot> Ava-, cure: [1d8=2] 3
44:34 <Mort-> Bairaq your turn
44:38 <Bairaq> 11/20
44:40 <Ava-> and move to D14
45:04 <Mort-> nope
45:07 <Mort-> feel free to charge as you wish
45:09 <Bairaq> Is there difficult terrain in this excavation?
45:10 <Bairaq> Sweet
45:18 <Bairaq> I charge #3, power attacking
45:28 <Bairaq> Why would I?
45:29 <Mort-> roll it
45:34 <Bairaq> !throw 1d20+6 Attack
45:35 <diebot> Bairaq, Attack: [1d20=11] 17
45:37 <Mort-> you hit
45:40 <Bairaq> !throw 2d6+6
45:41 <diebot> Bairaq, 2d6+6: [2d6=5,6] 17
45:42 <Mort-> roll damage
45:43 <Mort-> WOW
45:47 <Mort-> you cleave the ape into 2
45:55 <Bairaq> I am loving power attack
46:15 <Mort-> 4 comes and throws a rock at you
46:33 <Mort-> at Bairaq
46:37 <Mort-> !throw 1d20+5
46:38 <diebot> Mort-, 1d20+5: [1d20=5] 10
46:44 <Mort-> and it bounces off his armor
47:03 <Mort-> the pathfinders shoot at 2
47:06 <Mort-> and wound him
47:32 <Mort-> 1 attacks jax
47:34 <Mort-> take your AOO
47:45 <Mort-> k
47:49 <Mort-> !throw 1d20+5
47:50 <diebot> Mort-, 1d20+5: [1d20=16] 21
47:51 <Jax> hit
47:54 <Mort-> !throw 1d4+3
47:54 <diebot> Mort-, 1d4+3: [1d4=4] 7
47:57 <Jax> 10/17
48:06 <Mort-> 2 attacks Bairaq
48:11 <Mort-> !throw 1d20+5
48:11 <diebot> Mort-, 1d20+5: [1d20=2] 7
48:16 <Mort-> and misses
48:18 <Mort-> jax your turn
48:23 <Jax> 11/17 (infernal healing)
48:28 <Mort-> k
48:39 <Jax> 5 foot northeast (click J click E14)
48:40 <Jax> and attack #1
49:00 <Jax> !throw 1d20+4
49:01 <diebot> Jax, 1d20+4: [1d20=1] 5
49:01 <Mort-> 2 has been hurt
49:02 <Jax> end turn
49:04 <Mort-> you miss
49:11 <Mort-> ava's turn
49:59 * Ava- turns into a body of positive fire
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50:05 <Mort-> youre going ot heal 2?
50:13 <Mort-> hes wounded too..
50:17 <Mort-> hes using channeling
50:21 <Mort-> inst it?
50:22 <Mort-> not
50:22 <Mort-> k
50:25 <Mort-> thats a new one :D
50:55 <Mort-> wow 
51:24 * Ava- runs through Jax and heals him
51:27 <Mort-> roll
51:34 <Ava-> J13
51:39 <Mort-> and tell me where u want ot go
51:46 <Ava-> !throw 1d6+1 heal
51:46 <diebot> Ava-, heal: [1d6=4] 5
51:50 <Ava-> on jax
51:58 <Jax> 16/17
52:14 <Mort-> Bairaq's turn
52:25 <Bairaq> Sweet
52:30 <Bairaq> Power attack #2
52:37 <Mort-> roll it
52:38 <Bairaq> @power1
52:38 <diebot> Bairaq, Attack: [1d20=15] 19; Damage: [2d6=4,3] 13
52:44 <Mort-> you cleave the ape into 2
52:57 <Mort-> 4 moves up attacks Bairaq
53:01 <Mort-> !throw 1d20+5
53:01 <diebot> Mort-, 1d20+5: [1d20=17] 22
53:06 <Mort-> !throw 1d4+3
53:06 <diebot> Mort-, 1d4+3: [1d4=1] 4
53:13 <Bairaq> 7/20
53:32 <Mort-> pathfinders shoot at 1
53:39 <Mort-> but miss because they are horrible shots
53:49 <Mort-> 1 5ft norths and attacks jax
53:52 <Mort-> !throw 1d20+5
53:52 <diebot> Mort-, 1d20+5: [1d20=7] 12
53:55 <Mort-> and misses
53:57 <Mort-> jax's turn
54:04 <Jax> F13
54:16 <Jax> and attack
54:20 <Jax> !throw 1d20+4 p-attack
54:20 <diebot> Jax, p-attack: [1d20=7] 11
54:22 <Jax> end turn
54:27 <Mort-> the monkey dodges and laughs at you
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54:33 <Mort-> ava's turn
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55:27 <Mort-> lol
55:35 <Mort-> he keeps forgetting its there..
55:47 <Mort-> ava's turn
56:11 <Ava-> 5ft step to I12
56:14 <Ava-> and channel
56:21 <Ava-> !throw 1d6 channel
56:22 <diebot> Ava-, channel: [1d6=1] 1
56:24 <Mort-> lol
56:29 <Bairaq> 8/20
56:31 <Jax> 17/17
56:33 <Mort-> Bairaq's turn
56:43 <Bairaq> power attack #4
56:45 <Bairaq> @power
56:45 <diebot> Bairaq, Attack: [1d20=19] 22; Damage: [2d6=5,6] 16
56:52 <Bairaq> Er, that's not right
56:57 <Mort-> roll confirm?
56:58 <Bairaq> Should be 23 !
57:03 <Mort-> anyway roll to confirm
57:07 <Bairaq> That's my old power attack roll
57:11 <Mort-> lol
57:11 <Bairaq> I've been using power1
57:18 <Mort-> that - I dont kow haah
57:20 <Bairaq> !throw 1d20+4 confirm
57:21 <diebot> Bairaq, confirm: [1d20=9] 13
57:24 <Mort-> stnadrad hit
57:29 <Mort-> #4 is badly wounded
57:44 <Bairaq> 17 damage
57:46 <Jax> it's 17
57:51 <Mort-> badly wounded
57:57 <Mort-> #4 attacks Bairaq
58:01 <Mort-> #throw 1d20+5
58:07 <Bairaq> !save power: 1d20+4 Attack; 2d6+6 Damage
58:07 <diebot> Bairaq, 1d20+4 Attack; 2d6+6 Damage saved as @power
58:16 <Mort-> !throw 1d20+5
58:16 <diebot> Mort-, 1d20+5: [1d20=4] 9
58:18 <Mort-> miss
58:28 <Mort-> 1 5 ft steps north
58:33 <Mort-> hits Jax
58:39 <Mort-> !throw 1d20+5
58:39 <diebot> Mort-, 1d20+5: [1d20=11] 16
58:41 <Jax> miss
58:45 <Mort-> jax your turn
58:48 <Mort-> the pathfinders shot, but missed
58:53 <Jax> I will shapechange!
58:53 <Jax> yeah!
59:03 <Mort-> what kind of abliity is it?
59:09 <Mort-> provokes AOOs..?
59:11 <Jax> it's supernatural
59:13 <Mort-> k
59:22 <Jax> swift action, grow a single natural weapon
59:26 <Jax> biting him
59:28 <Jax> !throw 1d20+3
59:28 <diebot> Jax, 1d20+3: [1d20=20] 23
59:30 <Mort-> keep groinwg
59:30 <Mort-> hit
59:31 <Jax> !throw 1d20+3
59:31 <diebot> Jax, 1d20+3: [1d20=5] 8
59:32 <Mort-> and roll to cinfirm
59:33 <Jax> regular hit
59:34 <Mort-> doesnt confirm
59:35 <Bairaq> What class are you man
59:36 <Mort-> roll damage
59:39 <Mort-> hes a fighter/wizard
59:43 <Mort-> and he has weird stuff
00:23 <Mort-> roll your damage jax
01:11 <Jax> !throw 1d6+3 damage
01:12 <diebot> Jax, damage: [1d6=6] 9
01:16 <Mort-> you bite him pretty good.
01:19 <Jax> then 5 foot step northwest
01:23 <Jax> to D12
01:28 <Jax> and attack him with my glaive
01:33 <Mort-> k
01:35 <Mort-> roll it
01:39 <Jax> !throw 1d20+4 glaive
01:40 <diebot> Jax, glaive: [1d20=7] 11
01:41 <Jax> end turn
01:42 <Mort-> miss
01:47 <Mort-> ava's turn
02:09 <Mort-> spaceshot...
02:22 * Mort- slippie slappy spaceshot with a tailie wailie
02:40 <Mort-> ava...
02:43 <Mort-> ava's turn
02:45 <Mort-> k
02:55 <Ava-> more channeling
03:12 <Ava-> !throw 1d6 channel
03:13 <diebot> Ava-, channel: [1d6=2] 2
03:21 * Ava- is displeased about her channeling power
03:28 <Mort-> maye you should talk to your god about it haha
03:36 <Mort-> Bairaq's turn
03:43 <Bairaq> Power attack #4
03:46 <Bairaq> @power1
03:46 <diebot> Bairaq, Attack: [1d20=13] 17; Damage: [2d6=6,4] 16
03:55 <Mort-> you ensure he is a bloody mess on the ground
04:10 <Mort-> 1 5ft and tries to hit Jax
04:14 <Mort-> !throw 1d20+5
04:14 <diebot> Mort-, 1d20+5: [1d20=13] 18
04:18 <Jax> hits
04:19 <Mort-> !throw 1d4+3
04:19 <diebot> Mort-, 1d4+3: [1d4=1] 4
04:23 <Jax> 13/17
04:24 <Mort-> jax's turn
04:27 <Jax> 14/17
04:29 <Mort-> the pathfinders shoot but miss
04:32 <Jax> battleshape to attack
04:35 <Jax> !throw 1d20+3
04:35 <diebot> Jax, 1d20+3: [1d20=16] 19
04:39 <Jax> !throw 1d6+3 damage
04:39 <diebot> Jax, damage: [1d6=5] 8
04:42 <Jax> is he still alive
04:45 <Mort-> 1 goes down
04:46 <Mort-> splatted
04:51 <Jax> I tear his throat out
04:53 <Jax> "Rar!"
05:17 <Mort-> The apes, demoralized by the death of their champions, and your combat prowess
05:26 <Mort-> Run as fast as they can back into the forest
05:31 <Mort-> Julias Dias thanks the group profusely
05:33 <Mort-> for their timely help, promised to report to her venturecaptain
05:33 <Mort-> in Absalom that the success at Azlant Ridge was
05:33 <Mort-> due in no small part to the efforts of the group.
05:35 <Mort-> k
05:43 <Mort-> mission end, anyone wants to do their faction stuff?
05:44 * Ava- sets her sight on finding Julias to work on our deal
05:47 <Mort-> but before that..
05:50 <Mort-> I need to go to hteloo
05:51 <Mort-> bbb
05:56 <Mort-> toilet break
05:59 <Bairaq> "Now, Miss Dias, about these slaves."
06:00 <Mort-> be back in a bit
06:07 <Jax> I'll talk to Julias "Any idea how I can preserve one of these ape corpses?"
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10:24 <Mort-> roll diplomacy
10:28 <Mort-> both Bairaq and Jax
10:36 <Bairaq> !throw 1d20+8 Diplomacy
10:37 <diebot> Bairaq, Diplomacy: [1d20=8] 16
10:44 <Jax> !throw 1d20-1
10:44 <diebot> Jax, 1d20-1: [1d20=17] 16
10:51 <Mort-> "Well for your valour in combat - I can let you have george"
10:55 <Mort-> to Bairaq
10:58 <Mort-> jax 
11:16 * Ava- lost looking for Julias I go back to Callum Hewes to give him some medical attention
11:25 <Mort-> "You might want to ask those who dabble in healing arts, Im sure they can find supplies around the camp to preserve things"
11:33 <Jax> I'll do that
11:37 <Mort-> "Though why you would want a smelly ape..well..."
11:45 <Jax> "Research, of course."
12:00 <Mort-> "After all this, Id like to take a long vacation, without apes"
12:00 <Jax> if there are no healers around, I will ask Ava to help me find supplies to preserve a corpse
12:07 <Mort-> Ava - roll heal check
12:09 <Mort-> if you wish to help jax
12:13 <Ava-> hmm...
12:21 <Ava-> sure
12:26 <Ava-> !throw 1d20+4 heal
12:26 <diebot> Ava-, heal: [1d20=19] 23
12:48 <Mort-> you find embalming fluid in some of the stuff they dug out from the escavation digs
13:08 <Mort-> It would probably do pretty well to preserve the ape
13:12 <Jax> I'll use that to preserve an ape
13:25 <Mort-> k
13:32 <Mort-> so who else has faction stuff to do
13:39 * Ava- lost looking for Julias I go back to Callum Hewes to give him some medical attention
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14:09 <Bairaq> "Ma'am, these slaves will go free, or else."
14:15 <Bairaq> !throw 1d20+4 Intimidate
14:16 <diebot> Bairaq, Intimidate: [1d20=17] 21
14:34 <Mort-> "I still need them for future purposes. You've already had george"
15:07 <Mort-> the prolbem
15:09 <Mort-> is his hp
15:10 <Mort-> anyway :D
15:11 <Mort-> hahaha
15:18 <Mort-> you wont be able to fight that ape
15:22 <Ava-> heh we could of tried
15:23 <Mort-> maybe a tier 6-7 party might
15:27 <Mort-> and lost
15:28 <Mort-> :)
15:29 <Ava-> anywho, how is callum
15:30 <Mort-> probably
15:33 <Mort-> He will be fine
15:36 <Mort-> as long as he sticks with you
15:39 <Ava-> sure
15:39 <Mort-> and you can give him long term care
15:43 <Mort-> first though
15:50 <Mort-> you need to ask Julias's permission
15:53 <Mort-> he is still under her contract
15:57 <Bairaq> "These slaves WILL go free. I will ask one more time, and then there will be trouble"
16:13 <Mort-> Roll intimidate
16:18 * Ava- finds Julias and writes on her chalkboard 'I need to take this person with me, he is ill and requires constant aid that I can give to him'
16:29 <Bairaq> !throw 1d20+4 Initimidate
16:29 <diebot> Bairaq, Initimidate: [1d20=3] 7
16:43 <Mort-> She allows Ava to take Callum with her.
16:54 <Mort-> "He needs healing, which I cannot provide. I hope you can make him better"
17:01 <Mort-> To Bairaq
17:18 <Mort-> "Youve done us an enormous favour this day, but I still have other expeditions to lead, and I still need my labour force"
17:26 <Mort-> "If I gave them to you, where would I be?"
17:36 <Mort-> by the way there are about 15 slaves in the camp
17:40 <Mort-> 14 now that you got george free
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17:48 <grandboy> http://xeducation.info/2012/02/sexy-arab-girl-anal-fuck-footjob-cum/
17:53 <Bairaq> "In a better position to negotiate with Andoran. Last chance to let them go free."
17:54 <Jax> `ban grandboy
17:54 * ChanOP sets ban on *!*grandboy@*.125.605948.5BCF9A
17:54 ChanOP has kicked grandboy from #d&d ((Jax) You are banned)
18:02 <Mort-> hrmm
18:44 <Mort-> bairaq read your pm
18:47 * Ava- writes to bairaq, 'if you want more people free like I do, tell her we'll get the pathfinders in on this and see how they feel about the bad work place ethics'
20:02 <Mort-> "I am a pathfinder'
20:06 <Mort-> "Slavery is legal"
20:30 <Bairaq> "Legal, but not moral. I hope you have something to save your soul with"
20:34 <Bairaq> I spit on the ground
20:36 <Mort-> "I treat them well"
20:38 <Bairaq> "Lets get out of here"
20:46 <Mort-> "They are happy with me, you can question them if you like"
21:27 * Ava- writes to Julias 'what if we offered to pay for their freedom?'
21:51 <Mort-> "Im not selling"
22:04 <Mort-> "As I said, I treat them well, they are happy here"
22:09 <Mort-> "And I need them for future expeiditions"
22:18 <Mort-> "Ive already done you an enormous favour by letting you have george there"
22:47 * Ava- adds 'I wasn't asking for myself, I was asking for Andoran. and they are not happy, you feed them little and give them bad living styles and don't even care if one is ill'
22:59 <Mort-> "We were all on short rations, including me"
23:03 * Ava- points to Callum Hewes
23:11 <Mort-> "And I have already let you take callum out - because he needs more aid then I can give"
23:46 * Ava- continues 'The others will end up like him because you aren't looking after them properly. I've looked at a few of the others and they are already startying to get that way'
23:57 <Mort-> roll bluff
24:00 <Mort-> thats not true haha
24:03 <Ava-> !throw 1d20+4 bluff
24:03 <diebot> Ava-, bluff: [1d20=15] 19
24:08 <Ava-> is if I say so XD
24:38 <Mort-> "Hrm, is it true that there is something wrong in the camp?"
24:49 <Mort-> "No matter, we'll wrap up down here and head to abasalom so everyone can recover"
25:02 <Mort-> "If its a contagious disease it probably started from being in this god forsaken jungles"
25:13 <Mort-> "Shall we proceed out then?"
25:19 <Mort-> "If there is a disease here its best we dont linger"
25:36 * Ava- 'talk to the andorans, they might be able to give you some money to take these slaves off your hands and sell or give you some more healthy ones in exchange, that part I do not know'
25:59 <Mort-> "Do you know how long it takes to hire trained help?"
26:11 <Mort-> "Im not going to go through the trouble of teaching new people the job all over again"
26:24 <Mort-> "What would you want to do with those aspis guys tied up down there?"
26:28 * Ava- get's her rag very dirty from all the chalk, 'you don't want to have slaves die on your site and get a bad reputation do you?'
26:42 <Mort-> "Ill keep my next site clean mind you"
27:10 <Mort-> "Else Ill give them 1 hr to clear the camp"
27:19 * Ava- 'Maybe you could train them as new slaves, and let the older more sickly ones come with us back to absolom(spelling), we'll tell Andoran you require more'
27:33 <Mort-> roll diplomacy
27:38 <Mort-> ava
27:40 <Ava-> !throw 1d20+4 dip
27:41 <diebot> Ava-, dip: [1d20=9] 13
27:47 <Mort-> "Nah I think Ill keep them"
28:02 <Mort-> what do all of you want to do with the aspis consortium
28:07 <Mort-> that you have all nicely tied up
28:34 <Mort-> "No I dont want those guys, they have this shifty unreliable look about them"
28:49 <Mort-> "I would show mercy however, and give them 1 hr to clear out of the camp"
28:52 <Jax> guess we'll march them back to absalom
28:59 <Mort-> okay
29:01 <Jax> and put them on trial for accomplice to murder
29:07 <Mort-> but you have no witnesses!
29:16 <Jax> we are the witnesses
29:20 <Mort-> they just belong to the same group
29:24 <Mort-> you didnt see them kill...snake
29:25 <Jax> yep
29:27 <Jax> that's enough to be an accomplice
29:28 * Ava- 'well good luck getting more pathfinders to come out here with the ravernous monkeys'
29:35 <Mort-> "We're getting the hell out of here"
29:38 <Jax> when a group of people chase someone down, and one of them kills a person, that's accomplice to murder
29:43 <Jax> you don't have to be the one doing the killing
29:45 <Mort-> Over the next several days, Dias guides the camp
29:45 <Mort-> through packing and loading the caravan wagons to
29:45 <Mort-> head for the coast and catch a vessel bound for Absalom.
29:56 <Mort-> She packs away the key and the monolith control device
29:56 <Mort-> and has the camp workers bury all signs of their dig,
29:56 <Mort-> including triggering a rock fall to rebury the door to the
29:56 <Mort-> Azlanti complex.
30:06 <Mort-> And all of you head back to absalom
30:23 <Bairaq> sweet
30:52 <Mort-> And submits her report to the venture captain , praising your actions at azlant ridge
30:53 * Ava- isn't the most pleased with the results, but knows it could of been worse
30:57 <Mort-> okay
31:03 <Mort-> now what am I supposed to let you do with those aspis guys
31:07 <Mort-> you march them to abasalom
31:16 <Mort-> and they get thrown into jail
31:18 <Jax> it is mostly flavour
31:18 <Mort-> !roll stay out
31:23 <Mort-> !rng stay out
31:23 <diebot> Mort-, stay
31:25 <Mekkis> good job Mort- 
31:25 <Mort-> k
31:35 <Mort-> what do you want to do with them
31:39 <Mort-> they get thrown into jail
31:44 <Jax> letting the legal system take care of them
31:46 <Mort-> ah k
31:47 <Jax> don't care what happens after that
31:53 <Mort-> they get sentenced to hard labour in the mines
31:57 <Mort-> and you dont hear of them ever again
32:01 <Mort-> done
32:13 <Mort-> scenario done, all who made it out got their 2 prestidge
32:15 <Mort-> now to create
32:30 <Bairaq> Sweet
32:34 <Bairaq> Thanks for the game guys
32:50 <Mort-> !roll hit miss
32:54 <Mort-> !rng hit miss
32:55 <diebot> Mort-, hit
33:00 <Mort-> !rng hit, miss
33:00 <diebot> Mort-, hit,
33:04 <Mort-> ah I see how it works
33:15 <Bairaq> I can't hear anyone on skype due to loud music
33:21 <Mort-> im turning off skype
33:24 <Bairaq> So if there's something I need to know
33:24 <Mort-> will start producing sheets
33:38 Bairaq is now known as Brunius
33:42 <Brunius> Thanks for the game Mort-\
33:46 Jax is now known as Ballig
34:16 Ava- is now known as Spaceshot
34:59 <Spaceshot> so wish heal was a dayjob :P
35:06 <Brunius> It can be
35:11 <Brunius> With the temple vanity
35:18 <Spaceshot> where are the vanities?
35:32 <Brunius> pathfinder society field guide
40:39 <Spaceshot> so everyone is meant to know of the society field guide and I don't need to buy it to use stuff from it?
41:02 <Brunius> Correct.
41:09 <Brunius> Same with CRB and ISWG
41:28 <Brunius> Although it's polite to do so, you're not actually required to
41:37 <Brunius> I'll have my field guide there tomorrow
41:54 <Spaceshot> nice nice
42:08 <Spaceshot> I'll have my 3 PDFs and maybe my book (doubt it because I'll be carrying your shit :P)
42:26 <Brunius> Hey, you're the one that wants $125
43:03 <Brunius> I should probably try to remember to bring that tomorrow
43:07 ChanOP gives channel operator status to Ballig
43:22 <Spaceshot> hahaha
43:31 <Spaceshot> or else you'd be quite the unhappy camper
44:03 <Brunius> It's k man - I can auction off my books !
44:12 Mort- is now known as InvisibleMort
45:39 <Spaceshot> nice, I can get a anti-evil wayfinder for 2 PP
45:44 <Spaceshot> once I get 5fame
46:21 <Brunius> So next scenario?
46:33 <Spaceshot> should be, if I don't stuff anything up
46:48 <Spaceshot> and if you bring Bairaq again that means we get to help each other again :P
46:58 <Brunius> I can't print the chronicle sheet off
47:05 <Brunius> Printer's out of ink
47:09 <InvisibleMort> Brunius
47:11 <Spaceshot> balls
47:11 <InvisibleMort> ballig spaceshot
47:18 <InvisibleMort> pm your character numbers
47:25 <Brunius> already did
47:28 <Brunius> At the start of the game
47:35 <Mekkis> <?Bairaq
47:36 <diebot> Bairaq has very tanned skin, and you can tell he's a paladin from the way he holds himself. He's got a slightly crooked nose, and looks like it's been that way for a while - this, combined with the worn Splint Mail he's wearing, and the greatsword at his side, encourages the average person not to mess with him - even
47:36 <diebot> if he is a champion of good.
47:37 <InvisibleMort> Icrashed
47:41 <InvisibleMort> so I didnt see anything
47:51 <Brunius> 22870-5
47:58 <Spaceshot> Mekkis: he does like to lay on hands himself a lot
48:06 <Brunius> fapfapfap
48:10 <Mekkis> !define global add Bairaq: PFS number 22870-5
48:11 <Spaceshot> that first line in the description XD
48:12 <diebot> Mekkis, ??Bairaq updated.
48:22 <Spaceshot> do you ava yet mekkis?
48:28 <Mekkis> ava?
48:36 <Spaceshot> guess not
48:48 <Spaceshot> Ava 22973-2
48:50 <Mekkis> Spaceshot, do it yourself: !define global Ava: <description>
48:55 <Spaceshot> bah
49:03 <Spaceshot> oh I see
49:19 <Mekkis> (using add appends)
49:24 <Spaceshot> so with the !save I have to IDENTIFY each time?
49:29 <Mekkis> no
49:41 <Spaceshot> I mean for each new user name/character
49:46 <Mekkis> IDENTIFY is only used if diebot needs to be able to PM people without -R
50:04 <Spaceshot> yea if want to do !save outside of the d&d
50:05 <Mekkis> it basically makes diebot tell nickop his password, then sets -R
50:10 <Mekkis> oh
50:26 <Mekkis> well, !saved commands are stored against nick
50:29 <Mekkis> for example:
50:37 <Bairaq> @see
50:38 <diebot> Bairaq, Perception: [1d20=10] 10
50:45 <Grolschmir> @see
50:49 <Grolschmir> @charge
50:50 <diebot> Grolschmir, attack: [1d20=4] 17; damage: [3d6=2,2,5] 48
50:54 <InvisibleMort> thats painful
51:02 <Deceased> @see
51:03 <diebot> Deceased, Perception: [1d20=3] 11
51:08 <Mekkis> @DIE
51:09 <diebot> Mekkis, dice roll that kills PCs on a 100: [1d1=1] 100
51:23 <Mekkis> so it's based on nicks, not persons
51:38 <Spaceshot> yea I know that
51:52 <Mekkis> but you don't need to say IDENTIFY more than once
51:59 <Mekkis> unless services go down or something
52:00 <Spaceshot> gotcha
52:18 <Mekkis> (you should save a description for your characters with !define)
52:38 <Mekkis> and !define normally saves against nick, unless you do !define global
52:45 <Spaceshot> ?Bobbob
52:55 <Spaceshot> <?Bobbob
53:32 <Ballig> ??Bairaq
53:51 <Ballig> <?Bairaq
53:51 <diebot> Bairaq has very tanned skin, and you can tell he's a paladin from the way he holds himself. He's got a slightly crooked nose, and looks like it's been that way for a while - this, combined with the worn Splint Mail he's wearing, and the greatsword at his side, encourages the average person not to mess with him - even
53:51 <diebot> if he is a champion of good.PFS number 22870-5
55:06 <Brunius> !define global Bairaq: Bairaq has very tanned skin, and you can tell he's a paladin from the way he holds himself. He's got a slightly crooked nose, and looks like it's been that way for a while - this, combined with the worn Splint Mail he's wearing, and the greatsword at his side, encourages the average person not to mess with him - even if he is a champion of good. PFS number 22870-5
55:07 <diebot> Brunius, Bairaq has very tanned skin, and you can tell he's a paladin from the way he holds himself. He's got a slightly crooked nose, and looks like it's been that way for a while - this, combined with the worn Splint Mail he's wearing, and the greatsword at his side, encourages the average person not to mess with him - even if he is a champion of good. PFS number 22870-5 defined as ??Bairaq
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56:36 <jaggedsoul> hello
56:48 * Mort wuffles
56:55 <Hydrazine> yo.
57:46 <jaggedsoul> you guys quit aping around? lol
57:51 <Mekkis> Today's session has been reported. Prestige stats:
57:54 <Mekkis> Total for Andoran 	52 		
57:54 <Mekkis> Total for Cheliax 	33 		
57:54 <Mekkis> Total for Grand Lodge 	33 		
57:54 <Mekkis> Total for Lantern Lodge 	3 		
57:54 <Mekkis> Total for Osirion 	21 		
57:54 <Mekkis> Total for Qadira 	2 		
57:54 <Mekkis> Total for Sczarni 	4 		
57:54 <Mekkis> Total for Shadow Lodge 	1 		
57:54 <Mekkis> Total for Silver Crusade 	8 		
57:54 <Mekkis> Total for Taldor 	37
57:54 * Mort looks for abush
58:08 <Ballig> do you have to spam the channel every time you report a game
58:26 <Mekkis> ja
58:40 <Ballig> pretty sure that's not the right answer
58:43 <Hydrazine> Poor shadow lodge.
58:48 <Hydrazine> Losing. Unless we score like golf.
58:51 <Mort> its darkwhite
58:54 <Ballig> half the games were played before shadow lodge was introduced
58:54 <Mort> ooops
58:57 <Mort> or should I not say
59:03 <Spaceshot> Ava and Bairaq are the only silver crusade?
59:49 <Spaceshot> or do prestige go to the faction missions of current scenario, not of the player
00:00 <Ballig> goes to the player
00:23 <Spaceshot> so on the score board is the players faction's prestige not the missions
01:04 <Ballig> right
01:12 <Spaceshot> so I was correct then
01:16 <Ballig> keep in mind these are only prestige points for games Mekkis has reported
01:21 <Ballig> Avatar and I report our own games
01:26 <Brunius> I report my own
01:26 <Spaceshot> ahhh
01:36 <Spaceshot> fuck that list then XD
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03:51 <Jaggedsoul> got DCd
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10:43 <Mort> ballig..
10:49 <Mort> what was it i wanted ot ask
11:10 <Mort> ow do you add 515 gp to the gp youre supposed to get
11:16 <Mort> and theres a bug it shows BTD1 instead of 2
11:18 <Mort> even though I pressed BTD2
11:35 <Ballig> let me check it
12:21 <Ballig> it shouldn't
12:57 <Ballig> you put the person's current gold in "Start GP" and you put the 515 in "GP Gained"
14:40 <Mekkis> there's a bug in the BTD2 chronicle sheet
14:48 <Mekkis> it says Before The Dawn I
15:14 <Ballig> oh yeah it does
15:59 <Mekkis> when I ran it, I corrected it
15:59 <Mort> yeah
16:00 <Mort> it does too
16:03 <Mekkis> before I sent it out
16:06 <Mort> but I hash no
16:10 <Mort> pdf editor
16:17 <Mekkis> I used inkscape
16:37 <Ballig> then it's not an official chronicle sheet
16:45 <Mekkis> sure it is
16:55 <Ballig> it's a forged sheet
16:55 <Mekkis> if the VC's fine with it
16:59 <Mekkis> which he was
17:12 <Ballig> what happens if someone plays a character outside the VC's rea
17:17 <Ballig> and another VC is checking on it
17:21 <Ballig> and they are like "THIS IS A FORGED SHEET"
17:51 <Mekkis> then the other VC is taking PFS too seriouslt
17:54 <Mekkis> seriously*
17:58 <Ballig> still his call to make
18:14 <Mort> Ill go and
18:18 <Mort> download inkscape
18:53 <Mort> otheriwe what do you suggest I do about it
18:58 <Mort> paint and fill it up bit by bit?
19:21 <Ballig> no
19:23 <Ballig> there's no reason to fix it
19:34 <Mort> leave it as Before the dawn I then?
19:35 <Ballig> anyone playing it in person would have printouts that would say the same thing
19:37 <Mort> its acutlaly II
19:37 <Ballig> yes
19:38 <Mort> k
19:39 <Ballig> it's got the number
19:42 <Mort> if its okay
19:43 <Mort> Ill do it
19:46 <Ballig> it clearly says "Scenario #2-02"
19:50 <Mort> I dont want to cause any trouble downstream
19:53 <Ballig> and then "Rescue at Azlant Ridge"
20:02 <Ballig> changing it is more likely to cause trouble than leaving it
20:08 <Ballig> it's an official typo in the book
20:32 <Mort> http://dnd.ballig.net/chronicles/generated/202/22876-4.pdf
20:33 <Mort> happy?
20:38 <Mort> oops sowwie
20:40 <Mort> sghould have bene private
20:43 <Mort> http://dnd.ballig.net/chronicles/generated/202/22876-4.pdf
20:46 <Mort> oh fk
20:48 <Mort> I swear I clicked.
21:18 <Ballig> omg now everyone knows my faction ! how dare you !
21:28 <Mort> sorry
21:29 <Ballig> kidding, it's good, thanks
21:29 <Mort> I didnt mean it
21:30 <Ballig> :)
21:37 <Mort> becuse I swear I licked hte right button
21:39 <Mort> but my mouse slipped
21:42 <Ballig> ha
33:50 <Hydrazine> huh. stunning fist gets no ability mod to times per day?
34:36 <Brunius> what
34:39 <Brunius> are you sure
34:50 <Hydrazine> Looks like it.
34:56 <Hydrazine> Once per day's kinda lame.
35:37 <Brunius> That's cos it's a feat
36:02 <Spaceshot> yep
36:05 <Brunius> 1/day per four levels you obtain
36:13 <Brunius> Er
36:18 <Brunius> Look at the feat description
36:23 <Spaceshot> 1/4monk levels
36:32 <Ballig> it's 1 a day per level of monk
36:42 <Ballig> and then another times per day equal to one every four levels in other classes
37:50 <Hydrazine> Do any of the other classes have a only once per day level 1 ability?
38:19 <Spaceshot> yep
38:20 <Ballig> wizard gets stuff like that
38:23 <Ballig> once per wizard level
38:36 <Spaceshot> oracle revelations
38:38 <Spaceshot> sorc pacts
38:50 <Spaceshot> but it's usually only casters that get the 1/day stuff
40:01 <Hydrazine> hm. no. the wizard ones are better.
40:03 <Ballig> cavaliers get it a bit too
40:11 <Ballig> Hydrazine: the low powered wizard ones are 3+int
40:16 <Ballig> but there ARE wizard ones that are 1/day per wizard level
40:48 <Ballig> cavalier gets challenges 1/day until level 4, then it's 2
40:51 <Ballig> then 3 at 7th level etc
40:53 <Ballig> so that's even worse
41:11 <Mort> uh pass on it
41:13 <Mort> k is spaceshot here?
41:23 <Hydrazine> and challenge does what?
41:47 <Mort> I think Im going to hit hte sack
41:53 <Ballig> +1 to attack for his allies
41:53 <Mort> or at least head back home so Im going to get ready to go out
41:53 <Hydrazine> no save for it.
41:55 <Ballig> while he's threatening that target
42:02 <Ballig> sorry, that's order of the dragon
42:12 <Ballig> Hydrazine: seriously? you're going to completely compare every single class feature?
42:16 <Ballig> if you don't like it, don't play monk
42:17 <Spaceshot> I'm here
43:05 <Ballig> there it is, it's +damage equal to the cavalier's level
43:19 <Mort> hes all in details
43:47 <Ballig> yeah but you can't say "monk stunning fist is crap! because it's only 1/day per class level and has a saving throw!"
43:56 <Ballig> you've then got to say "well, is +1 damage better than stunning the foe? probably not"
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44:17 <Ballig> then you've got the fact that the cavalier challenge is like 1/day per three or four cavalier levels
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44:24 <Ballig> so how do you compare each of those individual aspects?
44:25 * ChanOP removes ban on *!*grandboy@*.125.605948.5BCF9A
44:28 <Ballig> to come up with which one is better?
45:28 <Hydrazine> I was asking to verify that there wasn't something to it I wasn't seeing. I hadn't seen many # per day without +stat to them. Or just didn't notice any.
45:41 <Ballig> yeah, so we told you
45:43 <Hydrazine> Thank you.
45:49 <Ballig> then you're like "oh, that's better than stunning fist though because it has no saving throw"
45:49 <Ballig> :p
45:53 <Ballig> you can't do those sorts of comparisons
45:55 <Ballig> they're one-sided
46:36 * Mort just goes to each his own
58:02 <Ballig> do I get a masterwork weapon or enchant my chain shirt?
58:21 <Mort> masterwork weapon :P
58:36 <Ballig> YOU'RE NOT MY FATHER
59:33 <Mort> I am your mother
59:34 <Mort> :D
59:37 <Mort> of course Im not your father
59:39 <Mort> Im female
59:44 <Mort> I cant be your father
03:13 <Ballig> you probably don't want to be my mother
03:37 <Mort> yeah probably not. u smell.
03:42 <Mort> and you havent taken a bath yet
03:47 <Mort> again. neither have I
04:19 <Ballig> actually I've showered twice today, before and after the gym
04:25 <Mort> how did you shower after the gym
04:28 <Mort> wernet you gaming?
04:39 <Ballig> I had literally just gotten dressed when you called me on skype
04:56 <Mort> should have called you earlier
05:02 <Mort> maybe youd come to skype stark nakked
05:02 <Ballig> when I was naked?
05:08 <Ballig> oh, Mort
05:08 <Ballig> you devil
05:22 <Mort> yep
11:49 * Tashes giggles
11:59 <Tashes> oh, poor naked ballig
12:11 <Tashes> nothign to protect your soft squishy bits
12:15 * Tashes sharpens her claws
12:24 <Ballig> I'm pretty sure my clothes don't protect my soft squishy bits all that well to begin with
12:25 <Ballig> :p
13:53 <Brunius> I dunno man
16:45 <Spaceshot> maybe you wear a battlesuit as your day to day clothing
18:03 <Mort> he wears platemail to work
18:04 <Mort> spaceshot
18:06 <Mort> is your sheet fine?
18:29 <Spaceshot> I didn't see any error
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19:25 <Mort> kk
20:36 <Spaceshot> so what should I print off for 2morrow?
22:42 <Brunius> My chronicle sheet
22:45 <Brunius> So I can play Bairaq !
23:01 <Mort> its updated
23:02 <Mort> already
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23:07 <Mort> as in I already gave you your monehs
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23:30 <Brunius> I can't use Bairaq IRL until that chronicle gets printed though
23:41 <Spaceshot> do you need all the chronicle sheets?
23:43 <Ballig> take them on a USB stick
23:49 <Ballig> if they ask questions just hand it to the GM
24:02 <Brunius> You can't expect there to be a computer there man
24:03 <Spaceshot> I will be bringing my laptop
24:17 <Spaceshot> since I'm not printing off PDFs
24:57 <tristen> ballig: i spent today upgrading to f16
25:03 <tristen> and ca works fine and dandy
25:12 <Ballig> haha
25:14 <Ballig> it took you a whole day?
25:15 <Ballig> fuck man :p
25:22 <Brunius> f16?
25:25 <Ballig> fedora 16
25:32 <Brunius> Nailed it
25:34 <Brunius> Go me !
25:46 <Ballig> tristen: do you use 32 or 64 bit?
26:30 <tristen> 64
26:38 <tristen> yeah it took the whole day
26:48 <tristen> half a day to give up on trying to upgrade directly
27:02 <tristen> and the other quarter re-installing and preserving a lot of stuff
27:16 <tristen> and then the final quarter getting extra apps and shit installed
27:16 <Ballig> good old linux
27:33 <tristen> yeah prob was trying to get from 14 to 16
27:42 <tristen> but hey
27:56 <tristen> i was tempted to try "mint"
28:01 <tristen> but maybe next time...
28:07 <Ballig> there are versions for fedora16, opensuse 12.1 and ubuntu 8 on there
28:15 <tristen> aye i saw
28:21 <Ballig> but pretty sure the fedora and opensuse versions will only work on 64-bit
28:32 <Ballig> and ubuntu 8 is actually in beta, but it was the only way I could get qt4.8
28:46 <tristen> yeah i dunno if anyone actually uses 32 bit anymore...
29:17 <Ballig> I couldn't get qt4.8 at all on debian
29:32 <tristen> no forget debian it's not a desktop distribution
29:41 <tristen> not considered one anyway
29:58 <tristen> it has a heavy emphasis on "stable as anything"
30:03 <tristen> for server-oriented stuff
30:08 <Ballig> ahh
30:16 <tristen> yeah
31:10 <tristen> hey i can't pm mort
31:16 <tristen> but there was mention of blood!
31:44 <tristen> i heard rumours about todays game...
31:54 <tristen> they're all true?
31:56 <Spaceshot> snake?
31:58 <Spaceshot> SNAKE?
32:03 <tristen> aye sssnake
32:08 <Spaceshot> SSSSSNNNNAAAAAKKKKKEEEEEE!?!?!!?!?
32:11 <tristen> he's no longer with us?
32:16 <Spaceshot> that should explain it if you've played MGS
32:18 <Ballig> he was the best of us, he was the worst of us
32:22 <Ballig> we will always remember him
32:29 <tristen> he's gone to a better placcccce
32:36 <Avatar> cmon
32:39 <tristen> heheh
32:48 <Spaceshot> yes, we'll always remember him casting grease instead of summoning a 2min long summon monster 1
32:56 <Ballig> grease won the day
33:01 <Spaceshot> which if he did the summon, it would of saved him
33:05 <Spaceshot> yes, but it was your grease, not his
33:12 <Spaceshot> his was a failure, and cost him his life
33:19 <Ballig> there was too much space for a single summoned creature to make the difference
33:20 <Spaceshot> XD
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33:31 <Spaceshot> not really
33:34 <Ballig> yep
33:38 <Ballig> way too many ways to charge
33:53 <tristen> i heard it was the encounter in the swamp?
33:54 <Spaceshot> a summon could have been useful
34:00 <Spaceshot> no, it was BTD2
34:00 <Avatar> wow spaceshot
34:03 <Ballig> it was the one in the forest
34:11 <tristen> yeah with the wagon and shit
34:13 <Spaceshot> an encounter in a very very flat forest
34:16 <Ballig> mort made the call that there was no difficult terrain despite all the bushes and trees and logs
34:19 <Ballig> so the fighter was charging every round
34:21 <tristen> (i spent that encounter hiding behind the wagon)
34:40 <Spaceshot> I spent the encounter picking up unconcious people
34:42 <Avatar> what was the deal with the ride checks
34:47 <Avatar> I saw only 2
34:51 <Spaceshot> and healing is bad they say
34:59 <Spaceshot> you went through the logs?
35:08 <Avatar> yeah I scrolled up
35:42 <Ballig> it's her interpretation of "melee combat"
35:52 <Ballig> she interpreted that as within 5ft of an opponent with a melee weapon
36:17 <Avatar> ummmm
36:27 <Avatar> so reach weapons never count?
36:32 <Spaceshot> fight with a combat trained mount is DC10
36:56 <Spaceshot> oh thats mount attacking
36:57 <Spaceshot> um...
37:06 <Ballig> they weren't combat trained
37:07 <Avatar> fight with a combat trained mount is to have the horse attack
37:09 <Ballig> it's control mount in battle
37:17 <Ballig> big thing is that it's a move action
37:25 <Ballig> even when you succeed
37:34 <Avatar> yeah I noticed that too
38:16 <Spaceshot> they weren't combat trained?
38:22 <Avatar> no
38:26 <Spaceshot> wow that's a DC 20 to do anything besides a normal movement in combat
39:56 <Spaceshot> wow...
39:58 <Hydrazine> isn't that why when I ran it, the poor bastard spend like 4 rounds stuck trying to get his horse to do something?
40:00 <Spaceshot> that is balls
40:07 <Spaceshot> I guess so
40:20 <Spaceshot> so in theory the game should have finished an hr or so earlier
40:25 <Spaceshot> and snake shouldn't be dead?
42:26 <Ballig> not sure what you can do about it when someone makes a mistake like that as a GM
42:54 <Spaceshot> put it up for question to a VC?
43:10 <Spaceshot> if darkwhite does happen to be at blackburn avatar can talk to him about it
43:16 <Spaceshot> you're going tomorrow right?
43:19 <Ballig> er
43:21 <Ballig> he's GMing in here tomorrow
43:52 <Spaceshot> wha?
43:57 <Spaceshot> why did you bail avatar?
44:00 <Spaceshot> WHY
44:01 <Avatar> what
44:07 <Avatar> I'm GMing in here tomorrow
44:31 <Ballig> he never planned to go as far as I'm aware
44:48 <Spaceshot> I thought you agreed to coming to blackburn on sunday?
44:57 <Avatar> no
45:01 <Spaceshot> now I'm gonna be spending a 30-45min train ride alone
45:04 <Spaceshot> both ways
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45:35 <Avatar> not sure why you would've thought that man
45:37 <Mort-> Back for 15 min
45:37 <Avatar> look at the topic
46:24 <Spaceshot> the topic never means anything anymore
46:35 <Avatar> apparently it does !
46:36 <Spaceshot> so much gobbaldygook
46:39 <Spaceshot> LIES
46:42 <Spaceshot> all LIES
46:58 <Spaceshot> now it's going to be me, brunius and thelen or tristen (don't remember which one)
53:19 <Brunius> tristen
53:25 <Brunius> according to darkwhite
56:29 <tristen> yep?
56:43 <tristen> oh
56:46 <tristen> right yeah me
56:55 <tristen> i dunno if thelen will be there...
57:02 <tristen> he didn't commit
57:08 <tristen> but if we see him then cool
57:25 <Brunius> Yeah
58:43 <tristen> hullo mort "she-with-blood-on-her-paws"
02:19 <tristen> geez i tells you the gnome interface has gone all tricky
02:30 <tristen> i'm like navigating all over the shop
02:50 <Ballig> Brunius: http://i.imgur.com/0fRz7.jpg
03:19 <Brunius> wtf man
03:22 <tristen> no my new gnome interface won't do that for me...
03:27 <tristen> yet...
03:30 <Brunius> gnome !
03:54 <tristen> yeah the g word
03:57 <Spaceshot> gnome?
03:59 <Spaceshot> XD
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31:34 <Spaceshot> if I've got a shadowrun campaign starting wednesday (mainly making characters then), I should probably relearn the rules and make the area inwhich they'll be playing right?
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31:42 <Brunius> Probably
34:23 <Spaceshot> anyone know of a map maker for like street view?
34:42 <Brunius> nuh
42:29 <Jaggedsoul> sup
43:30 <Spaceshot> sup, looking for a map maker
43:34 <Spaceshot> for a modern game
43:47 <Spaceshot> well, not really looking at the moment, playing hon, but will be eventually
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47:34 <Jaggedsoul> map maker?
48:21 <Spaceshot> yea, a map making tool
48:25 <Spaceshot> like cartog, but for modern
58:29 <Brunius> Hmmm
58:32 <Brunius> Use Simcity !
58:39 <Spaceshot> hahaha
58:45 <Spaceshot> here hopes I know where my dice are
58:51 <Spaceshot> for tomorrow
01:51 <Brunius> Dude
01:55 <Brunius> I have like a bajillion dice
04:27 <Spaceshot> yea, but I like my dice
04:41 <Spaceshot> I have like 1 set where people can't read them unless they get really close :P
04:53 <Spaceshot> it's like black number on dark blue/purple dice
04:54 <Spaceshot> XD
05:40 <Hydrazine> hey space.
05:49 <Hydrazine> carry jungle amumu yo.
06:02 <Spaceshot> haha
06:15 <Hydrazine> 12/2/10 and 12/4/12
06:36 <Brunius> jungle ammu?
07:47 <Spaceshot> I've got so many D6 in this box
07:54 <Hydrazine> like a d6?
07:54 <Spaceshot> gonna need them for shadowrun, and channeling
07:57 <Spaceshot> ...
08:03 <Spaceshot> hydra not cool
08:06 <Hydrazine> I remember the bowl of d10s.
08:12 <Hydrazine> from whitewolf stuff.
08:22 <Hydrazine> great big soup bowl full.
09:29 <Spaceshot> haha yea
09:34 <Spaceshot> shadowrun uses the same concept
09:38 <Spaceshot> roll lots of d6
09:51 <Spaceshot> roll # of d6 = skill + stat
09:57 <Spaceshot> or if just stat, stat x2
11:57 <Hydrazine> i miss exalted.
13:43 <Brunius> Damn, looks like I'll be wearing a school jacket tomorrow
13:48 <Brunius> due to lack of other options
15:01 <Spaceshot> heh
17:39 <Brunius> Spaceshot will know where I go to school !
17:44 <Brunius> onoz!
19:50 <Spaceshot> I'll be such a stalker
20:00 <Spaceshot> I have monday's and tuesdays of bro
20:04 <Brunius> vgs
37:17 <Avatar> quest for perfection has two maps on the same image, and the grids clearly don't line up with each other
37:44 <Brunius> what
38:06 <Avatar> like the squares for one map are about half way into another square on the next
38:17 <Avatar> you could use a ruler and they just wouldn't line up
42:28 <Spaceshot> you preping?
43:43 <Avatar> yeah
44:03 <Avatar> are you playing spaceshot
44:21 <Brunius> You should play spaceshot
44:28 <Avatar> oh wait, you can't
44:34 <Avatar> I have 8 people in a 6 seat game
44:50 <Ballig> is yeargl one of them
44:52 <Ballig> I bet you he doesn't turn up
44:55 <Avatar> yeah
44:56 <Ballig> he showed up today at 11am his time
45:00 <Ballig> thinking that's when the game was going to start
45:39 <Avatar> brunius do you want to run a game tomorrow
45:51 <Ballig> he's going to blackburn isn't he
45:52 <Ballig> with spaceshot
46:00 <Avatar> is he
46:02 <Brunius> yes
46:08 <Brunius> I'm buying stuff off spaceshot
46:11 <Ballig> it's like you don't pay attention :p
46:18 <Avatar> tristen could run it
46:23 <Brunius> He's also going
46:23 <Brunius> derp
46:33 <Avatar> okay
46:35 <Ballig> they said earlier that tristen was going to blackburn
46:41 <Brunius> It's almost like avatar does this deliberately
46:47 <Ballig> I think he does
46:49 <Avatar> is there any way to tell who was the last person to accept
47:00 <Ballig> no
47:05 <Avatar> Brunius: it's like you repeat what other people say deliberately
47:06 <Ballig> I don't think i could even tell by the database
47:23 <Avatar> it's not in alphabetical order
47:28 <Brunius> dude
47:33 <Brunius> What prompted that?
47:34 <Ballig> it's likely in numerical order
47:40 <Avatar> you repeated what ballig said
47:53 <Avatar> numerical does look right
47:54 <Brunius> I didn't actually
48:00 <Ballig> am I at the top
48:03 <Avatar> yeah
48:47 <Ballig> ah there we go
48:50 <Ballig> I can tell in the database
49:59 <Ballig> 172 was the last to accept
50:22 <Ballig> that's Phly
50:48 <Spaceshot> so do you need all the chronicle sheets for your character?
50:54 <Spaceshot> to play IRL?
51:01 <Ballig> we get a lot of new accounts being made that are never signed into
51:10 <Avatar> you're supposed to have them with you, but chances of anyone checking are pretty slim
51:24 <Spaceshot> ahh, so having them on my laptop is fine then?
51:31 <Avatar> how old are they
51:45 <Avatar> it's been a long time since I created any accounts where they didn't give me a character name
51:56 <Ballig> I'm not sure
52:01 <Ballig> I'm just looking over the list of email addresses
52:07 <Avatar> Spaceshot: yeah for sure
52:27 <Avatar> set up accounts that don't get signed into to be auto-deleted after a while
52:30 <Ballig> geoist, Reika, hpsniper, Souldrake, Urist, Onerock
52:55 <Avatar> more than that
53:10 <Avatar> there's a lot that don't have any characters
53:40 <Ballig> it doesn't really hurt anything them being there
54:35 <Ballig> I need to make mort set a timezone on the website
54:39 <Ballig> maybe she'll be slightly less confused then
56:01 <Avatar> wasting space
56:09 <Ballig> what space
56:11 <Hydrazine> 4 tanks and a fiora.
56:12 <Hydrazine> rofl.
56:16 <Spaceshot> that's harse
56:16 <Avatar> it's garbage data
56:17 <Spaceshot> harsh*
56:23 <Spaceshot> what am I wasting?
56:27 <Ballig> I wouldn't call it garbage
56:28 <Avatar> not you
56:32 <Spaceshot> you say that
56:35 <Ballig> it can be good to look back and remember the people we've had through here
56:49 <Avatar> the dodgy bastards who say they want to play and then don't
56:56 <Ballig> life lessons
57:02 <Avatar> good reporting data I suppose
57:14 <Avatar> could be organised better :P
57:16 <Ballig> I can say we've made accounts for 172 people
57:25 <Ballig> it's organised fine
57:29 <Ballig> what you mean is "could be displayed better"
57:29 <Spaceshot> or people like boss
57:30 <Spaceshot> and mavor
57:31 <Spaceshot> XD
57:31 <Ballig> to you in the admin screen
57:44 <Avatar> yeah
58:17 <Spaceshot> is a 2k anti-evil wayfinder worth it for 2PP?
58:29 <Ballig> what's an anti-evil wayfinder
58:51 <Jaggedsoul> shining wayfinder
58:54 <Spaceshot> the shining wayfinder, it can point to the direction of the nearest evil source in 60ft
59:03 <Ballig> why is it 2k
59:05 <Spaceshot> and once a day cast a protection form evil on the user
59:13 <Spaceshot> it's usually 2k gold
59:19 <Ballig> how do you get it for 2 PP
59:25 <Jaggedsoul> faction
59:28 <Spaceshot> Silver crusade
59:32 <Ballig> ahh
59:43 <Spaceshot> once I get 5fame I can buy one for 2PP from the crusade
59:44 <Jaggedsoul> Zirul has one :)
59:47 <Avatar> protection from evil once per day is semi decent
59:51 <Ballig> before you even consider that you have to buy a wand of cure light wounds
59:55 <Spaceshot> but if I ever sell it I get exiled from the crusade and have to find a new faction XD
00:02 <Avatar> oh yeah man do you have a CLW wand first
00:03 <Spaceshot> nah, infernal
00:09 <Ballig> no
00:10 <Ballig> CLW
00:12 <Spaceshot> I should be able to cure enough in combat
00:18 <Avatar> infernal is enough I think
00:25 <Ballig> infernal will not help you in combat
00:31 <Avatar> yeah but potions will fix that
00:35 <Avatar> or scrolls for his oracle
00:36 <Spaceshot> ballig, it took me till the 3rd monkey fight with only 3 characters to run out
00:47 <Ballig> you still need it
00:52 <Avatar> I reckon infernal healing will go a long way
00:54 <Ballig> we were resorting to my wand
00:55 <Spaceshot> I was even fine in the cav fight
00:57 <Ballig> in combat
01:05 <Avatar> did you have scrolls and potions
01:09 <Ballig> no
01:10 <Ballig> neither
01:11 <Ballig> well
01:14 <Avatar> yeah well that's the problem
01:15 <Ballig> we did get one scroll of CMW
01:17 <Avatar> not the wand
01:18 <Spaceshot> nah
01:24 <Spaceshot> didn't really think about shopping between sessions
01:28 <Ballig> buying your own scrolls and potions is more expensive than a wand
01:40 <Avatar> a wand is worth 30 CLW's
01:44 <Ballig> because you have to spend your own gold on it
01:50 <Ballig> whereas a wand you are using prestige
02:00 <Avatar> so spend the gold
02:06 <Ballig> just buy the bloody wand, christ
02:09 <Avatar> you're not always going to have to heal in combat
02:22 <Ballig> but when you need it in combat is the worst time
02:26 <Spaceshot> if I did I'd probably of bought some supporting items
02:32 <Spaceshot> like a scroll of obscuring mists XD
02:41 <Ballig> you would not have bought a scroll of obscuring mist
02:47 <Ballig> before that first encounter
02:56 <Spaceshot> I'll buy a wand of infernal
03:03 <Ballig> your funeral
03:09 <Spaceshot> because it heals more than a cure light does
03:16 <Ballig> except in combat
03:17 <Ballig> where it does nothing
03:19 <Avatar> you still need the CLW scrolls
03:25 <Avatar> don't rely on other people's wands
03:27 <Brunius> Gotta go
03:29 <Brunius> Night guys
03:41 <Spaceshot> nah, I'll get some mod scrolls
03:44 <Ballig> yeah either you can buy a CLW wand for 2 prestige and be done, or you can spend that prestige on an infernal wand AND spend a hundred gold minimum on CLW scrolls
03:48 <Spaceshot> maybe 1 or 2, depending on how much they cost
04:00 <Ballig> 350 gold
04:08 <Spaceshot> wasn't it a bit cheaper from BTD2?
04:20 <Ballig> I might be thinking potion
04:21 <Ballig> let me double check
04:23 <Spaceshot> 150 from BTD
04:24 <Brunius> If it's cheaper on a chronicle sheet
04:25 <Spaceshot> fuck yea
04:36 <Brunius> Then it's on your always available list
04:38 <Brunius> For that price
04:42 <Ballig> it's 300 for a potion, 150 for a scroll
04:52 <Ballig> for 150 gold you could buy 6 CLW scrolls
05:01 <Ballig> 6d8+6
05:07 <Ballig> versus 2d8+3
05:17 <Brunius> I dunno man
05:19 <Spaceshot> it's more about urgency
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05:28 <Ballig> so you're all about urgency when it costs you gold
05:31 <Brunius> oh shit
05:32 <Mort-> K I'm back
05:32 <Brunius> night guys
05:39 <Ballig> but when it's prestige you are happy to go with the infernal that takes ages?
07:21 <Spaceshot> playing hon, can't talk that much
12:17 <Avatar> it's never cheaper on a chronicle sheet
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12:43 <Avatar> it's the only way you can buy wands with less charges, and have that be "cheaper", but apart from that it should always be the correct price
12:49 <Avatar> otherwise it's probably a mistake on the sheet
13:57 <Spaceshot> mmm
14:14 <Ballig> there is a mistake on one of them
14:21 <Ballig> +1 mithral chain shirt for 1100 gold
17:33 <Mekkis> BTD1 had a feather token (Whip) for 300gp!
19:48 <Mekkis> Mort-, are you around?
20:07 <Mort-> Where else would i be
20:16 <Mekkis> you weren't around last night
20:20 <Mekkis> I want to test something
20:34 <Mort-> Ok
20:53 <Mekkis> basically, I want to see if it is possible for the ape to win the fight against the statue
21:03 <Mekkis> so I'd like to play that fight out a few times
21:09 <Mort-> Ok
21:18 <Mort-> Better i get on irc then
21:19 <Mekkis> could you play the statue for a bit?
21:26 <Mort-> This  form sucks
21:32 <Mekkis> ah
21:34 <Mort-> I'm a cell mode
21:35 <Mekkis> you're using andchat
21:40 <Mort-> Sure
21:45 <Mort-> I usually do that
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26:22 <Mort> k comp mode
28:56 <Mekkis> can you connect to nl.ti4200.info port 4000?
31:25 <Mort> screen black?
31:57 <Mekkis> no
31:59 <Mekkis> my mistake
32:07 <Mekkis> connect now
32:59 <Mekkis> wow
33:03 <Mekkis> I crashed CA!
33:35 <Mort> not connected
33:38 <Mort> or black screen
33:42 <Mort> whatever way you choose ot see it
33:53 <Mekkis> ok
33:56 <Mekkis> connect now
34:42 <Mekkis> sorry, now
35:01 <Mort> how many times..god damn
35:15 <Mort> black screen still?
35:26 <Mekkis> should be the azlant ridge excavation
36:20 <Mort> do I have to open the pdf?
36:22 * Mort groans
36:23 <Mekkis> can you see it now
36:26 <Mekkis> probably not
36:28 <Mort> I can
36:29 <Mekkis> just the handout
36:33 <Mort> oh yeah
36:35 <Mort> let me find my old stuffs
36:45 <Mort> reading pdfs makes me laggy shit
37:26 <Mekkis> now, my objective isn't actually to win the fight, it's to prolong it
38:15 <Mekkis> when you're ready, roll initiative
40:30 <Mort> !throw 1d20+6 initiative
40:30 <diebot> Mort, initiative: [1d20=11] 17
40:51 <Mekkis> !throw 1d20+6 init
40:53 <diebot> Mekkis, init: [1d20=18] 24
41:11 <Mort> k
41:13 <Mort> have a nice time
41:35 <Mekkis> champion picks up a boulder and destroys the palisade wall
41:40 <Mort> anm I playing the golem or the ape
41:42 <Mort> k the golem
41:44 <Mort> screwed
41:46 <Mort> xcuse me
41:52 <Mort> where was my stuff
41:58 <Mekkis> it's now the golem's turn
42:13 <Mort> so I charge the ape?
42:24 <Mort> oh man wheres the damn handout
42:39 <Mekkis> nope
42:43 <Mekkis> you've got 20' movement
42:54 <Mort> charge is 40
42:55 <Mort> where am I btw
43:07 <Mort> u didnt mark me
43:13 <Mekkis> !c25
43:20 <Mekkis> you're the S on the map
43:43 <Mort> nd wheres the gorilla?
43:51 <Mekkis> !T22
44:06 <Mort> please mark him on the map
44:07 <Mort> thank you
44:13 <Mekkis> he is on the map
44:27 <Mekkis> the map might be a bit larger than you're used to
44:47 <Mort> move up to the gorilla then as much as I can
44:51 <Mort> btw my brains arent working atm
44:55 <Mort> so dont expect for fancy combat tactics
44:58 <Mekkis> you can run towards him
45:07 <Mort> why not charge
45:17 <Mort> how many movement points do I get for double move
45:23 <Mort> if you can get there in a double move you can get ther in a charge
45:23 <Mekkis> 40' for double move
45:27 <Mekkis> 80' for run
45:59 <Mort> keep wher Iam then
46:01 <Mekkis> ok
46:03 <Mort> wait for gorilla
46:04 <Mekkis> Turn 2:
46:18 <Mekkis> Gorilla charges statue
46:25 <Mekkis> you can make an AoO
46:28 <Mort> k are you using improvd bull rush or whatsoever?
46:40 <Mekkis> Improved Overrun
46:49 <Mekkis> but because of your reach, you get the AoO
46:57 <Mort> the golem
46:59 <Mort> does not have reach
47:01 <Mort> its a typo
47:04 <Mort> its 5ft
47:09 <Mort> at least so Ive heard
47:09 <Mekkis> really?
47:10 <Mort> whateva
47:15 <Mort> so why dont you start bullrushing
47:19 * Mort sighs
47:25 <Spaceshot> sorry to but in mid fight
47:30 <Mekkis> because overrun makes you prone
47:34 <Mekkis> bullrush doesn't
47:43 <Spaceshot> but mort, I think you played the cav fight very badly during BTD2
47:47 <Mort> yeah
47:51 <Mort> I should have made more ride checks then I did
47:54 <Spaceshot> since you had to make a ride 20 check every turn
47:55 <Mort> misintrprted the book
47:57 <Mekkis> and the golem has both overrun and bullrush
47:59 <Spaceshot> otherwise you don't get an action
48:06 <Spaceshot> thus snake wouldn't be dead most likely
48:08 <Mekkis> Spaceshot, actually, the mod says otherwise!
48:09 <Mort> I thought it was the start your space in melee combat
48:18 <Mort> most people play if you melee you do
48:30 <Mekkis> and we discussed it earlier, that the mod trumps the rules!
48:43 <Spaceshot> who's we?
48:45 <Avatar> the mod doesn't say otherwise
49:03 <Spaceshot> avatar went throught the whole mod whilst he was dead
49:08 <Mekkis> we being Myself, Darkwhite, Mort and the others I run it with 
49:28 <Avatar> what part do you think the mod doesn't agree with the rules about
50:01 <Mekkis> page 7
50:04 <Mekkis> about the horses
50:12 <Avatar> what's on page 7
50:20 <Avatar> the horses refers to the core rulebook
50:22 <Mekkis> hopefully your watermark :)
50:33 <Avatar> it's a pirate copy
50:46 <Spaceshot> the copy legality doesn't make a difference to what's in it
51:03 <Mekkis> "These mounts are not combat trained, and _should they enter melee combat_, the rider will have to succeed on a DC20 ride check each round...
51:11 <Mort> that was the whole problem
51:17 <Spaceshot> that never happened
51:18 <Mort> I agree on ride checks to get into melee combat
51:18 <Mekkis> it says that in the mod.
51:19 <Avatar> that's a generalised statement
51:21 <Avatar> not a mod rule
51:22 <Ballig> Mekkis: the scenario is mistaken in using the word melee
51:25 <Avatar> what does it say right after that
51:27 <Ballig> read the rule it references righta fter that
51:30 <Mort> but in real life, your horse
51:37 <Mort> should be stuck 10 ft away from the person you were trying to charge at
51:41 <Spaceshot> melee means using a melee weapon
51:47 <Ballig> it is clear that the scenario is not making up its own rule
51:50 <Mort> assuming it decided to bolt
51:53 <Ballig> because it specifically references the rule from the rulebook
51:57 <Ballig> it is simply mistaken in using the word melee
52:08 <Avatar> These mounts are not combat trained, and should they enter melee combat, the rider will have to succeed on a DC 20 Ride check each round in order to act (see Ride skill,  Pathfinder RPG Core Rulebook  104).
52:29 <Ballig> the page and skill it explicitly references says "battle", not "melee combat"
52:38 <Mekkis> and the mod overrides that
52:39 <Ballig> if you then read the Mounted Combat section of the core rulebook it is very clear in saying "in combat"
52:42 <Ballig> NOT "melee combat"
52:50 <Ballig> Mekkis: it is clear the scenario is not TRYING to override it
52:52 <Avatar> it doesn't override it, it says see ride skill
52:52 <Mekkis> by saying melee combat
52:54 <Ballig> because it tells you to refer to the rulebook
53:08 <Mekkis> for the DC
53:12 <Ballig> no
53:16 <Avatar> it refers directly to it, it doesn't say these are special horses to which normal rules don't apply
53:19 <Ballig> it's for the whole thing
53:27 <Avatar> why would it be different
53:32 <Ballig> it wouldn't be different
53:42 <Ballig> it doesn't say "these are partially combat trained mounts"
53:55 <Ballig> they are not combat trained, a specific rule from the rulebook, and it then tells you to see that rule
54:04 <Ballig> but in between it tries to summarise the rule and mistakenly uses the word melee
54:15 <Mekkis> two interpretations
54:21 <Ballig> it's not even an interpretation
54:22 <Ballig> it's clear as fuck
55:04 <Avatar> you're playing cruel and unusual if you think it's not clear
55:23 <Ballig> hell not even that, just intentionally dickish
56:21 <Ballig> I'm told that the golem has a typo and it should be 5 foot reach and not 15 foot, but part of the scenario that is very clearly mistaken in using a single word (and then referring you to the rule that tells you how it's meant to be done) is "two interpretations"?
57:58 <Mort> the golem I did somehow manage to spot that typo somewhere in the..forums.
58:08 <Spaceshot> basically, either way mort didn't do a roll each time he entered melee combat
58:12 <Mort> yes
58:18 <Ballig> she also ignored all the trees
58:19 <Spaceshot> which would logically be each time he used a melee weapon
58:19 <Mort> I fked up on the cavalier on that score
58:26 <Mort> that one I admit yes
58:34 <Spaceshot> and also any form of difficult terrain
58:45 <Ballig> Avatar pointed out they are likely impassable trees
58:48 <Ballig> because it's a forest
58:52 <Spaceshot> which would most likely result in snake being alive
59:17 <Mort> the last time I fked around with terrain I got hydra after me on how odI hit someone wiht 2 short weapons while on a roof top
59:21 <Mort> I thought rooftops were fun personally
59:27 <Mort> and I let him hit me back fine too
59:46 <Ballig> you can't just remove trees from an encounter because you think it might cause people to argue with you about the rules behind attacking with certain weapons from a height
59:56 <Mekkis> it's actually a swamp
59:56 <Spaceshot> yes, but the problem was using 2 short weapons, to hit the guy bellow him, whlilst the attacker on the roof wasn't prone and the guy on the ground, the target, was
00:01 <Spaceshot> that was his qualm
00:05 <Mekkis> so chances are it's all shrubbery
00:15 <Ballig> even if it's shrubbery, it's still difficult terrain
00:17 <Ballig> and prevents charging
00:18 <Spaceshot> either way mekkis, it's still diffucult terrain
00:19 <Mekkis> something that a horse could deal with without much difficulty
00:25 <Ballig> I disagree
00:27 <Avatar> it's a jungle
00:28 <Ballig> you can't run over bushes
00:30 <Mekkis> you're welcome to
00:33 <Ballig> and it's not a swamp, it's a forest
00:45 <Ballig> the map is of a swamp
00:48 <Ballig> but in this scenario, it's a forest
01:07 <Avatar> aptain  Calgredine  and  his  mercenaries 
01:09 <Avatar> have taken care to approach the caravan quietly from the 
01:09 <Avatar> jungle.
01:14 <Spaceshot> since they don't make specific maps for each different encounter all through PFS
01:19 <Mekkis> I recall there was some rule...
01:26 <Spaceshot> you go by what is described, not what is shown
01:55 <Spaceshot> I bet you'll show a forum post, which as you've stated before, isn't testifiable proof
02:07 <Mekkis> actually no
05:32 <Ballig> Difficult  Terrain:  Diff icult  terrain,  such  as  heavy 
05:32 <Ballig> undergrowth,  broken  ground,  or  steep  stairs,  hampers 
05:32 <Ballig> movement.  Each  square  of  diff icult  terrain  counts  as  2 
05:32 <Ballig> squares of movement. Each diagonal move into a diff icult 
05:32 <Ballig> terrain square counts as 3 squares. You can’t run or charge 
05:32 <Ballig> across diff icult terrain.
05:39 <Ballig> undergrowth (usually uncountable; plural undergrowths)
05:39 <Ballig>     The plants in a forest which only reach a relatively low height (such as shrubs and bushes).
06:32 <Mekkis> ah
06:42 <Mekkis> Do Not Read the Scenario
06:42 <Mekkis> Players who read a scenario prior to playing it are
06:42 <Mekkis> considered to be cheating, as it may give them an unfair
06:42 <Mekkis> advantage over other players when accomplishing their
06:42 <Mekkis> goals. Players may read a scenario after they have played
06:42 <Mekkis> it, but may not do so to second guess a GM’s decisions or
06:42 <Mekkis> play styles.
07:12 <Avatar> that's a great way to let a GM get away with breaking the game
07:12 <Ballig> sorry man, but that's unenforcable
07:17 <Spaceshot> yea
07:19 <Mekkis> agreed
07:26 <Avatar> like yourself, for example
07:28 <Mekkis> I know it's unenforceable.
07:28 <Ballig> we told her throughout the entire encounter that it should be difficult terrain
07:39 <Ballig> she ignored it, because as she said she didn't want to make the encounter too complex for her
07:43 <Spaceshot> that also allows GM to have the monsters attack party members which are unconcious before attacking the other concious ones
07:51 <Ballig> generally it's not an issue, but it IS an issue when someone dies
07:59 <Spaceshot> she also said it was because how you did it mekkis
08:07 <Spaceshot> and was trying to copy the way you ran it
08:11 <Spaceshot> which clearly was wrong
08:52 <Ballig> and I'm sorry but when you run an encounter in a way which clearly makes it more dangerous than intended, that's a far worse crime than second guessing the GM after the scenario is over
09:25 <Ballig> at best all you are doing is convincing everyone not to play when you GM
09:29 <Spaceshot> we barely survived, if the second grease spell didn't work, we were screwed
09:46 <Ballig> yes, it was pretty much a TPK up to that point
10:26 <Spaceshot> yep, the healbot was even down to 1 cure light and 1 round of energy body, and the pally used up all his lay on hands
10:56 <Mekkis> the module doesn't say to give the party a chance to rest in Azlant ridge either
11:07 <Ballig> does it say not to?
11:10 <Mekkis> yes
11:20 <Ballig> then that's another mistake
11:22 <Mort> that one I think is open to GM interpretation
11:25 <Mekkis> the whole thing's supposed to happen in one day
11:26 <Mort> acutally from my viewpoint
11:30 <Ballig> but only one that was necessary because of the way the first encounter was run
11:47 <Spaceshot> yes, and the cavelier is meant to be making a ride check each round
11:52 <Spaceshot> and not charging all the time
11:56 <Ballig> we were a thread away from TPK in the first encounter, and only after using all of our resources
12:02 <Mort> I agree on spaceshoot's point on the cavalier
12:07 <Ballig> because were were getting hit with 2d8+6 damage every round from one opponent
12:14 <Ballig> not including the 8 archers
12:17 <Mort> on misintepretation of melee
12:26 <Mekkis> then you should have focused on him
12:33 <Avatar> I don't see where it says anything about not being able to rest
12:47 <Ballig> Mekkis: or it should have been run at the proper difficulty level
12:48 <Spaceshot> how do you misinterpretate melee?
12:53 <Ballig> and not ad-libbed by removing undergrowth/trees
12:56 <Ballig> and ignoring ride checks
12:58 <Mort> melee = horse melee range 5ft
13:11 <Avatar> or that it should all take place in a day
13:15 <Spaceshot> melee combat would mean if you're doing a combat action with a melee weapon, or at melee range
13:22 <Mort> but attacking people in melee range yes should be considered melee
13:27 <Mort> I read the forums and realised that
13:35 <Mort> previously I intepreted if youstart your round
13:35 <Spaceshot> and melee range is 10ft for him XD
13:37 <Mort> next to somoene in melee
13:47 <Mort> I was intepreting the horse's idea of melee
13:51 <Spaceshot> yea, even if you're a GM
13:57 <Mort> unclear
14:00 <Mekkis> melee range is "do I take a penalty for firing a bow into melee"?
14:06 <Ballig> it's unclear because it's not meant to say melee
14:07 <Spaceshot> you can still ask the players questions if you don't believe you have the right answer
14:35 <Ballig> remove the word melee and it makes perfect sense, and is perfectly in line with the core rulebook that it explicitly references right after
14:44 <Mort> sure if they removed it I would run as they did
14:57 <Ballig> it's clearly an error
14:59 <Mort> I just thought that the book has a reason for putting melee
15:00 <Mekkis> this scenario was written by Josh Frost. He knows the rules.
15:02 <Mort> so I play it out as melee
15:06 <Spaceshot> didn't it say refer to the ride skill in the core rulebook?
15:09 <Ballig> why do you refuse to accept that but you're willing to remove the 15ft reach from the golem?
15:16 <Spaceshot> and you couldn't be assed because PDFs lag your computer supposedly?
15:16 <Ballig> Mekkis: doesn't mean he didn't make a mistake
15:19 <Mort> because concidentally
15:23 <Mort> I remember trolling the boards
15:28 <Mort> and saw someone put that the thing was typo
15:37 <Ballig> yes, but you say that the word melee must be interpreted literally and can't possibly be a mistake
15:43 <Ballig> but the 15ft reach can be a mistake?
15:48 <Mekkis> I'm pretty sure that the golem's supposed to have 15' reach
15:51 <Mort> but I know that soemone also said that they didnt make the archers do ride checks as no one got close enough
15:53 <Mekkis> and the ape's supposed to have 10'
15:53 <Mort> a golem?
15:57 <Mort> forget it :P
16:03 <Mort> I dont know enough on monsters to talk about it acutally
16:07 <Mort> but someone said it was a typo
16:10 <Mort> so I said I believe him
16:11 <Mekkis> and the ape's stats are somewhat wrong too
16:17 <Mort> yeah there are whole threads on it
16:22 <Mort> feel free, read it up, and tell me when youre done
16:25 <Ballig> well, I'm someone
16:28 <Ballig> i say the word melee is a typo
16:30 <Ballig> do you believe me
16:35 <Mort> get it onofficial boards
16:36 <Mort> I will
16:40 <Ballig> er
16:41 <Ballig> I do
16:44 <Mort> okay
16:45 <Mort> :D
16:46 <Ballig> I posted yo the link before
16:55 <Mort> Ill read it when somene says that we should all go by the rules
16:59 <Mort> the prolbme is alot of gms wont read boards
17:04 <Ballig> I posted you the link again
17:06 <Mort> I just happen to troll boards sometime
17:07 <Ballig> it's on the boards, do you believe me now
17:09 <Mort> for funny stuff
17:44 <Mort> liek 101 wyas how to fk up RPing a paladin
18:04 <Mort> Ill wait for reply
18:08 * Mort gets ready to track
18:10 <Ballig> but it's on the boards
18:12 <Mort> yeah
18:15 <Ballig> you said if it's on there you'll believe it
18:17 <Mort> Ill wait for affirmation
18:18 <Mort> by someone else
18:19 <Ballig> you believed the 15ft guy
18:25 <Ballig> did the 15ft guy get affirmation by someone else
18:28 <Mort> think there were sevearl posts
18:30 <Mort> tsaying yes
18:32 <Mort> it is a typo
18:40 <Spaceshot> so, they could all be wrong and you wouldn't know
18:42 <Ballig> Avatar: do you mind responding to my post and agreeing with me?
18:45 <Spaceshot> :P
19:02 <Ballig> I mean clearly that makes the difference, right
19:35 <Ballig> Mort: you need to be your own GM, you need to stop following other people as though the way they do something is canonical
19:35 <Avatar> better to get some opinions in first
19:42 <Avatar> you're asking a question
19:45 <Ballig> and you need to not adjust encounters just because it will make it less complex for you
19:47 <Avatar> I don't want it to look like an answer
20:00 <Spaceshot> especially people who like to GM modules their own specific way and ad-lib when they see fit
20:20 <Avatar> or have people already started replying
20:27 <Ballig> Mekkis likes to follow the book to the T when it screws over characters, and is happy to veer off from the book when it screws over characters
20:33 <Ballig> Avatar: i was kidding
20:40 <Avatar> good 1
20:58 <Avatar> yeah let's just write up some posts saying what we want to do and agree with each other to create an artificial concensus
21:01 <Mekkis> I think I did make a few mistakes when I ran it
21:06 <Mekkis> I didn't provide enough waves
21:19 <Mort> yeah we did complain about not enough gorillas..
21:24 <Mort> something close to that content
21:25 <Mort> anwyay
21:27 <Ballig> by the sounds of it you also ignored the trees/undergrowth
21:27 <Mort> whatever.
21:30 <Mekkis> I think I was off by a factor of two
21:32 <Mekkis> no, I didn't
21:35 <Mort> hrm
21:38 <Ballig> then why are you saying it's legitimate to do that?
21:58 <Mort> I know at one point he backed off
22:00 <Mekkis> I'm not
22:03 <Mort> talked to hydra about it
22:05 <Mekkis> I think I did it wrong
22:13 <Mort> he said it was something about us cornering him
22:14 <Mekkis> actually, I'm sure I did it wrong
22:35 <Mort> I also know there was something about brace. with big hammer. in the equation
22:48 <Mekkis> yes
22:58 <Mekkis> you managed to corner and knock out the captain
23:01 <Mort> if Im not wrong the braced guy was enlarged to
23:05 <Mort> to make matters nastier
23:08 <Mekkis> and the other guys ran off
23:15 <Mekkis> (as the tactics tell them to)
23:28 <Mekkis> there was a fair amount of charging, but the lines were clear
23:33 <Spaceshot> that wasn't the issue, the issue was that the captain was roaming the map freely
23:34 <Ballig> a lot easier to do when he doesn't have a 30x30 grid that he can charge in without hindrance
24:07 <Mekkis> I wasn't watching the whole thing, to be honest
24:15 <Mort> whhhatt..?
24:21 <Mort> when I gmed i never left the seat
24:25 <Mort> well till I got kickedo ut of mc donalds
25:16 <Spaceshot> also, I doubt this is just something that I'm somewhat irritated about, but can you not back seat DM in a game that you aren't involved in mekkis
25:37 <Ballig> he knows it annoys us
25:39 <Ballig> I suspect that's why he does it
26:39 <Spaceshot> I don't doubt it
28:04 <Mekkis> that's not the reason I do it, but I'll refrain from doing it publicly in the future
28:35 <Spaceshot> in general
28:53 <Spaceshot> behind the scenes PMing people is worse than in public
28:59 <Spaceshot> in public we know it's happening, in private we don't
29:04 <Ballig> you should refrain from it in general, it's poor form
29:18 <Spaceshot> how would you like it if we did it during one of your games?
29:27 <Mekkis> I'd thank you.
29:40 <Spaceshot> I doubt it
29:47 <Ballig> Spaceshot: you can't ask a question of him like that, he doesn't have the social skills to understand that it's wrong
29:47 <Avatar> it annoys everyone man
29:52 <Avatar> you need to stop doing it
29:53 <Ballig> Mekkis: we DON'T do it, because it's annoying
30:00 <Avatar> we're here to have a good time
30:03 <Avatar> not to be rules lawyered
30:14 <Spaceshot> Ballig: you never know, he might magically realise these things if you ask him enough XD
30:23 <Ballig> as well as that, you have the fact that a GM might very well know that a call they're making is wrong
30:26 <Ballig> but be doing it for a reason
30:32 <Spaceshot> roleplaying games get worse the more rules that come into it
30:40 <Spaceshot> especially when rules become issues
30:49 <Ballig> and you really can't sit there watching a game and going through it with a fine-tooth comb
30:59 <Ballig> it's absolutely unacceptable for you to messaging players about errors on their sheets in the middle of a game
31:00 <Avatar> I didn't mind you telling me about the summoner's hp today, but you pushed me about that for half an hour mid-game
31:02 <Spaceshot> it's a lot easier for the GM to either allow what is currently in play and change it after the session, or make a quick decesion there
31:03 <Ballig> leave it to after
31:15 <Ballig> and you really don't have the right to accuse someone of cheating when they calculate HP wrong and legitimately didn't realise
31:24 <Ballig> when you have gone and given a character two feats and two traits that it legally couldn't have
31:30 <Spaceshot> if it's a quick "oh you wrote this instead of that" and it's a quick fix
31:41 <Mekkis> which it was
31:45 <Spaceshot> we'll thank you (which I've done to avatar after copying one of his characters as a base)
31:55 <Spaceshot> no it wasn't a quick fix
32:04 <Spaceshot> if it takes more than a min it's not a quick fix
32:13 <Avatar> half an hour man
32:16 <Ballig> and as usual Mekkis ignores everything said that chides him for his behaviour
32:16 <Avatar> you're going too far
32:21 <Ballig> and responds only to something that he believes he can refute on the spot
32:47 <Ballig> Mekkis: I need you to acknowledge that the behaviour is unacceptable
32:48 <Mekkis> would you rather a quick "yes man" response or a thought out one?
33:43 <Ballig> no GM would accept you watching over their shoulder in an in-person game and pointing out their missed calls, or telling their characters that something is wrong on their character sheet
33:45 <Ballig> even YOU have to realise that
34:33 <Spaceshot> if someone was reading your sheet, and listening in on your game for a few mins IRL
35:00 <Spaceshot> and you were going to cast your 4th level 3 spell, which was going to destroy, or make the boss killable
35:17 <Spaceshot> and then the guy points out you only have 3 level 3 spells per day because you calculated it wrong
35:19 <Spaceshot> you'd be pissed
35:38 <Spaceshot> especially if the DM agrees with the person over your back
35:47 <Ballig> Spaceshot: your assumption will be the death of your argument
35:53 <Spaceshot> and says "no level 3 spell, have to cast something else"
36:05 <Mekkis> has happened in the past
36:06 <Ballig> it's not about it being made harder for the players, it's just about the behaviour being inappropriate
36:12 <Ballig> there's a time and a place for that kind of thing, and it's after the game
36:22 <Spaceshot> Ballig: I'm going by the guess that he is human, since when I met him IRL he seemed human
36:28 <Ballig> in the same way I pointed out that Mekkis had miscalculated his Roc's HP incorrectly
36:31 <Ballig> but I did it after a game
36:35 <Ballig> not during, while it was taking damage
37:00 <Spaceshot> and not during an already overly hard fight
37:06 <Spaceshot> that took him 30mins out of
37:50 <Ballig> hell even /between encounters/ is more acceptable than in the middle of one
38:24 <Spaceshot> if it's during a lull, it might be accepted, but only if it doesn't take too much time
41:17 <Spaceshot> btw, at level 2 unless you're a class that get's its 'choose 1 ability/option out of these many' class (like rogue and barbarian) you don't usually get much besides HP/BAB/saves right?
41:47 <Ballig> depends on the class
41:50 <Ballig> I think fighter gets a bonus feat
42:36 <Ballig> anyway off to bed, I planned to do that an hour and 40 minutes ago
42:41 <Spaceshot> haha
42:44 <Spaceshot> yea I should soon to
42:48 <Spaceshot> gonna get up around 9ish
43:03 <Mekkis> Alright: I will stop giving public advice/corrections during a game; stop giving private advice to a GM during a game unless requested, and limit problems with characters to between games, unless I'm running the games.
43:06 <Spaceshot> Avatar: you've been to blackburn before right? how long does it usually take by train?
43:21 <Avatar> I haven't been to blackburn
43:25 <Spaceshot> oh
43:26 <Spaceshot> dang
43:44 <Mekkis> about 30 minutes from the city, I think
43:46 <Spaceshot> do you know of any melbourne transit websites where I can calculate time?
44:13 <Avatar> http://www.metrotrains.com.au/Timetables-Planning/Journey-Planner.html
44:33 Mort ([email protected]) has left #d&d
46:20 <Avatar> I'd be driving if I was going to blackburn
46:56 <Spaceshot> yes, that would of been better, and I thought you'd be going
47:02 <Spaceshot> but I don't drive
47:10 <Spaceshot> and even if I did, I don't have money for a car
47:18 <Spaceshot> and if I did, there is no where to park it where I am
47:20 <Avatar> not sure why you thought I was going when everywhere says I'm running a game in here tomorrow
47:51 <Spaceshot> because I thought we were talking about you going earlier in the week
48:11 <Avatar> maybe that was before we worked out sunday
48:20 <Spaceshot> maybe
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