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01:18 <Khazaran> k
01:28 * Khazaran slaps mort- around a bit with a large trout
01:41 mort- has quit (Quit: Bye)
01:47 Khazaran is now known as Mort-
02:16 <Mort-> looks right
02:19 <Mort-> more btd2 time
36:34 <Mekkis> die, bot
36:38 <Mekkis> Die, bot
36:41 diebot has quit (Quit: Mekkis shot me :()
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38:24 <Mekkis> !throw 1d20+2
38:26 <diebot> Mekkis, 1d20+2: [1d20=20] 22
38:29 <Mekkis> !throw 1d20+2
38:31 <diebot> Mekkis, 1d20+2: [1d20=20] 22
38:32 <Mekkis> !throw 1d20+2
38:34 <diebot> Mekkis, 1d20+2: [1d20=20] 22
38:41 <Mekkis> wow
39:00 <Mekkis> !throw 1d20+2
39:02 <diebot> Mekkis, 1d20+2: [1d20=20] 22
39:14 diebot has quit (Quit: Mekkis shot me :()
40:11 <Mort-> basically, your dice is haxed
40:26 <Mekkis> nope, I was lucky
40:42 <Mort-> 3 times in a row?
40:44 * Mort- glares at Mekkis
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41:17 <Mekkis> !throw 1d20+2
41:19 <diebot> Mekkis, 1d20+2: [1d20=20] 22
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42:05 <Mekkis> !throw 1d20+2
42:08 <diebot> Mekkis, 1d20+2: [1d20=1] 3
42:09 <Mekkis> !throw 1d20+2
42:12 <diebot> Mekkis, 1d20+2: [1d20=17] 19
42:15 <Mekkis> !throw 20d20+2
42:18 <diebot> Mekkis, 20d20+2: [20d20=12,15,11,12,7,13,4,9,12,19,7,6,20,11,2,7,14,4,12,7] 206
48:48 <Mekkis> <?undead traits
48:51 <diebot> No Constitution score. \\ Undead use their Charisma score in place of their Constitution score when calculating hit points, Fortitude saves, and any special ability that relies on Constitution(such as when calculating a breath weapon’s DC). Darkvision 60 feet. \\ Immunity to all mind-affecting effects (charms,
48:52 <diebot> compulsions, morale effects, patterns, and phantasms).\\ Immunity to bleed, death effects, disease, paralysis, poison, sleep effects, and stunning. \\ Not subject to nonlethal damage, ability drain, or energy drain. Immune to damage to its physical ability scores (Constitution, Dexterity, and Strength), as well as to
48:52 <diebot> exhaustion and fatigue effects. \\ Cannot heal damage on its own if it has no Intelligence score, although it can be healed. Negative energy (such as an inflict spell) can heal undead creatures. The fast healing special quality works regardless of the creature's Intelligence score.\\ Immunity to any effect that
48:52 <diebot> requires a Fortitude save (unless the effect also works on objects or is harmless). \\ Not at risk of death from massive damage, but is immediately destroyed when reduced to 0 hit points.\\ Not affected by raise dead and reincarnate spells or abilities. Resurrection and true resurrection can affect undead creatures.
48:52 <diebot> These spells turn undead creatures back into the living creatures they were before becoming undead. \\ Proficient with its natural weapons, all simple weapons, and any weapons mentioned in its entry.\\ Proficient with whatever type of armor (light, medium, or heavy) it is described as wearing, as well as all lighter
48:52 <diebot> types. Undead not indicated as wearing armor are not proficient with armor. Undead are proficient with shields if they are proficient with any form of armor.\\ Undead do not breathe, eat, or sleep.
49:12 <Mekkis> <?incorporeal
49:15 <diebot> An incorporeal creature has no physical body. It can be harmed only by other incorporeal creatures, magic weapons or creatures that strike as magic weapons, and spells, spell-like abilities, or supernatural abilities. It is immune to all nonmagical attack forms. Even when hit by spells or magic weapons, it takes only
49:16 <diebot> half damage from a corporeal source. Although it is not a magical attack, holy water can affect incorporeal undead. Corporeal spells and effects that do not cause damage only have a 50% chance of affecting an incorporeal creature. Force spells and effects, such as from a magic missile, affect an incorporeal creature
49:16 <diebot> normally.
56:21 <Mekkis> !throw 20d20+2
56:23 <diebot> Mekkis, 20d20+2: [20d20=14,1,13,5,20,15,18,18,13,7,2,17,17,3,17,4,18,16,15,9] 244
59:05 <Mekkis> How about this Mort- 
59:14 <Mekkis> you all wake up in a prison cell.
59:20 <Mekkis> you it's dark
59:27 <Mekkis> you hear the sounds of battle above
59:41 <Mekkis> a stick rolls into your cell. What do you do.
13:28 <Avatar> kill it
21:03 <Mort-> anyone around me?
21:10 <Mort-> try use the stick to pick the lock
21:20 <Mort-> else have ot wait for jailers to come, me no has knock
23:33 <Mort-> skewed.
26:09 <Mort-> well if me has acid flask. that might work on lock.
28:17 <Avatar> a lock has 30hp, hardness 15
28:28 <Avatar> what kind of damage does an acid flask do
30:20 <Mort-> 1d6 I think
30:28 <Mort-> never tried sundering stuff before
30:49 * Mort- summons the fragment of hydra inside her
30:57 <Avatar> that's assuming the lock is separate to the door
31:01 <Avatar> otherwise it's harder
33:46 <Mort-> Vulnerability to Certain Attacks
33:46 <Mort-> Certain attacks are especially successful against some objects. In such cases, attacks deal double their normal damage and may ignore the object's hardness.
33:49 <Mort-> rm
33:49 <Mort-> hrm
33:55 <Mort-> Id think that metal would be suspetible to acid
44:16 <Mort-> night all
44:19 <Mort-> will plan moare tomororw
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57:28 <Preebitz> Oh my goodness there's alot of work generating a character
57:37 <Hydrazine> Fair bit.
57:41 <Hydrazine> Anything I could help with?
58:09 <Preebitz> Not at this point, I'm reading the PDF and keeping up with it. I was just calculating an age and height for my character haha
58:17 <Hydrazine> If it helps, it takes me a few days to do it, even after I work out in my head the general idea.
58:18 <Preebitz> Thanks for the offer, however
58:40 <Hydrazine> No problem. I'm here pretty often, and I'm not too bad with the rules. I like helping.
58:54 <Hydrazine> I'm still working on my monk, and I got the idea for him like 2 weeks ago.
59:07 <Preebitz> I know 3.5e rules, I just lost my character sheet the other week, I was mortified
59:30 <Hydrazine> PFS is a bit different from 3.5
59:41 <Preebitz> Yeah, I'm noticing differences
59:45 <Hydrazine> Its close enough that you'll understand the basics, but the specifics can get kinda odd.
59:54 <Hydrazine> CMB and CMD are pretty big ones, for combat.
59:57 <Preebitz> It seems it's been simplified in some ways
00:26 <Hydrazine> I think I like it, for the most part.
00:35 <Hydrazine> Even if I lost some of my favorite 3.5 classes and things.
01:03 <Hydrazine> Oh, and feats every odd level instead of every 3.
01:21 <Hydrazine> Also, they made two weapon fighting more reasonable.
01:22 <Preebitz> Haha, but fighters get bonus feats every even level. Does that stack?
01:51 <Hydrazine> Fighters get a feat every level. yes.
02:12 <Preebitz> That's going to be interesting then
02:15 <Hydrazine> Fighters will be up to their eyeballs in feats.
02:30 <Hydrazine> I think fighters actually got treated REALLY well in PFS.
02:34 <Preebitz> I'm rolling a fighter as my first PFS character, just to get used to it
02:58 <Hydrazine> armor training's a great addition, I think. Fighters got kind of shafted by ACPs in 3.5.
03:21 <Hydrazine> Aw. No cleric? I think we're really fighter heavy right now.
03:29 <Preebitz> Oh really?
03:39 <Preebitz> Alright, I've got a cleric idea layed out as well.
04:02 <Hydrazine> Don't let me stop you.
04:08 <Hydrazine> Play what you want.
04:26 <Preebitz> Hmm...let me check alignment rulings and we'll see
04:34 <Preebitz> I have an idea, not sure if alignment will allow it
04:38 <Preebitz> I don't see why not
04:53 <Hydrazine> Also, I think some of the new classes are pretty cool.
04:59 <Hydrazine> Alchemists and oracles, for example.
05:21 <Preebitz> Wonderful! Bards are any alignment
05:47 <Hydrazine> I can't think of any bards I've seen in game recently.
06:18 <Preebitz> Bard Cleric combo, coming up
06:42 <Hydrazine> careful. you are rolling a level one.
06:54 <Preebitz> I know
06:59 <Hydrazine> So you're either a bardor a cleric first.
07:04 <Preebitz> Yep
07:34 <Hydrazine> Whats your opinion on 4E?
08:12 <Preebitz> Haven't looked at the rules yet, still new to the scene and borrowed the 3.5e rules from a friend
09:05 <Hydrazine> Ah.
09:15 <Hydrazine> Then welcome to the wonderful world of pen and paper gaming friend.
09:48 <Preebitz> Thanks! Not many in Queensland I can find to play in person, Which is why I find myself here at 5 am in the morning :)
09:58 <Hydrazine> lol
10:25 <Hydrazine> I think I'm the channel's token American.
10:49 <Preebitz> Cool!
11:03 <Hydrazine> What time's good for you to play?
11:46 <Preebitz> Currently unemployed, so whatever time people are willing
12:10 <Hydrazine> Usually we only really get games going on weekends.
12:43 <Hydrazine> but theres one at 2pm in the +11 time zone. today.
12:53 <Preebitz> Oh cool, 3PM my time
13:42 <Hydrazine> with space if you can get all sorted out by then.
14:00 <Preebitz> Sorcerors still get bonuses from Charisma don't they?
14:14 <Hydrazine> But its perfectly fine to run in with a pregen char and make one later.
14:17 <Hydrazine> Yes.
14:53 <Hydrazine> All the casters tell you what their main stat is.
14:55 <Preebitz> Perfect, only difficulty I can forsee with my Character is the bloodline lineage. I have to tie that into the story somewhere
15:14 <Preebitz> OH DUH
15:16 <Hydrazine> Have you read the society stuff?
15:25 <Preebitz> I can't say I have
15:33 <Hydrazine> Pathfinder society's a little different than straight pathfinder.
16:00 <Hydrazine> to put it simply, its more regulated for balance.
16:23 <Hydrazine> stats are point buy, not rolled. HP isn't rolled either.
16:40 <Preebitz> Oh, so I can put my dice away. I was about to do that actually
16:50 <Hydrazine> So you won't get one guy at the table who rolled straight 15+ for base stats, or someone who rolled all 6s.
17:18 <Hydrazine> But theres more to it, and you should look at the guide for it.
17:21 <Preebitz> That's fair enough
17:38 <Hydrazine> http://dnd.ballig.net/newbie_guide.htm
17:46 <Hydrazine> should point you in the right direction
18:23 <Preebitz> Yeah, that's where I got the PDF I'm reading currently haha
18:32 <Hydrazine> the SRD?
18:36 <Hydrazine> damn useful.
18:56 <Hydrazine> the online database is pretty sweet, because it includes things from a bunch of books.
19:13 <Hydrazine> but what you're really after right now is the pathfinder society guide
19:48 <Hydrazine> free download, even if you have to register with paizo. you'd do that later anyway.
20:58 <Preebitz> Yeah I'm registered with Paizo
21:06 <Hydrazine> but it talks about the point buy in there and further chances.
21:18 <Hydrazine> changes. like the level 12 cap, faction, upgrading things.
27:40 <Preebitz> is it in the resources section?
28:14 <Hydrazine> http://paizo.com/pathfinderSociety/v5748btpy84k4
29:20 <Preebitz> Thanks. I'm up to choosing my stats and such.
29:29 <Preebitz> Then I get to spend all day thinking up the story behind my character
34:46 <Preebitz> Okay, these factions change things a little bit, but I can still fit it in my story.
38:03 <Hydrazine> grappling is really punishing for casters now.
39:43 <Preebitz> Yeah?
39:43 <Hydrazine> It shuts a caster down, mostly.
39:43 <Preebitz> Dang
39:43 <Hydrazine> Can't cast spells that require somatics while grappling. Or material components, unless you have them in hand)
39:50 <Hydrazine> And even if you find one you can cast, the concentration check is based on how good the grappler is.
40:00 <Preebitz> Oh lordy
40:09 <Preebitz> Remind me not to get close, eh
40:32 <Hydrazine> I know all this because I'm studying up for a grapple focused monk.
40:42 <Preebitz> Nice
40:51 <Hydrazine> Hes gonna fold enemy casters into pretzels.
41:26 <Preebitz> I'll sing about it!
43:20 <Preebitz> Let's make sure I understand this.
43:29 <Preebitz> I start at 10 base ability score.
43:34 <Preebitz> It costs me 1 point to go to 11
43:38 <Preebitz> 2 points to go to 12
43:42 <Hydrazine> Woah woah.
43:50 <Hydrazine> Its not cumulative.
44:06 <Hydrazine> As in, it costs you 5 points total to have one ability at 14.
44:16 <Preebitz> Yeah that was my next message
44:25 <Preebitz> It would cost me a total of 3 points to get to 12
44:31 <Preebitz> from 10
44:50 <Hydrazine> sec.
44:52 <Hydrazine> pulling chart.
44:58 <Hydrazine> no.
45:08 <Hydrazine> It costs you 2 points total to get to 12.
45:31 <Preebitz> From 10?
45:38 <Hydrazine> yes.
45:51 <Preebitz> I thought it would cost 1 point from 10 > 11 then 2 points for 11 > 12
46:13 <Hydrazine> Under that thinking its impossible to get to 16.
46:17 <Preebitz> True
46:25 <Preebitz> So it costs me 5 to get to 14 from 10 then
46:30 <Hydrazine> Yes.
46:41 <Preebitz> and if I were to drop a skill to base 7, I would gain 4 extra points to spend?
46:45 <Hydrazine> Yes.
47:02 <Preebitz> Alrighty then
47:02 <Hydrazine> Also, racial bonuses go in AFTER the point buy.
47:24 <Preebitz> Yeah
47:37 <Preebitz> Can a racial bonus drop to 5?
48:02 <Preebitz> So if I make a stat 7, with a -2 racial to be applied after, that 5 would be legal?
48:08 <Hydrazine> so 14/14/14/14/10/10 is legal, if pretty basic and probably not all that effective.
48:15 <Hydrazine> Um. I believe so, but I'm not 100% on that.
49:28 <Preebitz> "Racial modifiers are applied after the points are spent so it is possible to start with a low ability score of 5"
49:29 <Preebitz> Seems legal
49:34 <Hydrazine> Agree.
54:47 <Preebitz> Hmm...I've never multi-classed a bard and sorcerer. Wondering if their spellcasting clashes
55:08 <Preebitz> Yep, cool
55:53 <Preebitz> Cantrips, gotta read up on how cantrips work properly
58:22 <Preebitz> Cantrips cost spell casts from the spells/day don't they?
58:34 <Ballig> they're at-will in pathfinder
59:12 <Preebitz> So they can be used for free?
59:17 <Ballig> yeah
59:21 <Preebitz> Swanky
01:55 <Preebitz> So a bard with a +1 Charisma modifier can cast 1 extra level 1 spell per day?
02:30 <Ballig> sounds about right
02:43 <Ballig> but a 12 or 13 is fairly low for a primary spellcasting stat
02:51 <Ballig> means they will only ever be able to cast up to level 2 or 3 spells
03:01 <Preebitz> I understand that, I'm just making sure I get the basics right
03:38 <Preebitz> However, If I were to multi-class Bard and Sorcerer, they both get the Charisma modifier bonus, would I get +2 casts per day?
04:14 <Ballig> you would get +1 to your level 1 bard spells and +1 to your level 1 sorcerer spells
04:29 <Preebitz> Wonderful. My math is correct, Thanks Ballig
05:21 <Ballig> you're in Queensland Preebitz?
06:02 <Preebitz> I am
13:34 <Preebitz> Do stat totals come out to 77 or 76 before racial modifiers
14:55 <Ballig> you can't just add them up
14:58 <Ballig> you have to use the point buy system
15:19 <Preebitz> I am
15:29 <Preebitz> I'm trying to spread the points but I keep miscalculating somewhere
15:34 <Ballig> what have you got
15:37 <Ballig> before racial mods
15:53 <Preebitz> 12/12/12/14/12/15
15:59 <Preebitz> There's something wrong there
16:34 <Preebitz> I know, i'll add the total costs going backwards
16:56 <Preebitz> Hmm, comes out to 20 points
18:01 <Ballig> yeah that's 20
33:02 <Avatar> brunius got a bit hostile with his invite to today's game
37:13 <Preebitz> Is there a character sheet that is recommended?
42:42 <Ballig> Avatar: because he's already played it?
42:47 <Ballig> Preebitz: you can use the text-based sheets on the website
42:57 <Ballig> or if you prefer to use a PDF character sheet, and you have foxit, there's a PDf one there too
43:03 <Ballig> http://dnd.ballig.net/files.php5
43:09 <Preebitz> Yeah I'm using the PDF one currently
43:33 <Preebitz> I am considering printing it to scribble on it so I can decide
43:34 <Ballig> you can use it as a PDf even if you don't have foxit, but if you have foxit it will let you submit it to the website
44:11 <Ballig> Avatar: I think that's because he said he would play when it was 3pm, but then you changed it to 2pm and he's still in school
45:50 <Preebitz> Oh really? I didn't know foxit would let me mess with it
46:34 <Avatar> did he
46:38 <Avatar> he never accepted it when it was 3pm
48:05 <Ballig> he was talking about how today would be the only friday he'd be able to play a 3pm game because he gets out at 2pm
51:00 <Avatar> when did he say that
51:08 <Avatar> not in my cache
51:09 <Preebitz> Ranks in a skill cannot exceed a classes hit die can they?
51:16 <Avatar> Preebitz: correct
51:45 <Avatar> do you have a name for your character
51:51 <Preebitz> I do
52:08 <Avatar> what is it
52:15 <Preebitz> Preebitz Fizzlecrank
52:31 <Avatar> not recommended to have the same name as your nick as for your character
52:50 <Preebitz> Alright give me a second
55:40 <Preebitz> Okay, Norhand Homeforger
56:13 <Avatar> added
56:20 <Avatar> you can upload your sheet to the site now
56:34 <Preebitz> When I finish creating him I will
57:28 <Avatar> if you upload it as you go, we can help you correct any mistakes with it 
57:51 <Avatar> your newest upload replaces the older one
58:08 <Preebitz> Oh cool
58:15 <Preebitz> I've got to edit the pdf first haha
00:39 <Preebitz> Bah, I'll use the plaintext one
03:47 <Preebitz> Paizo didn't save my character ;_;
06:18 <Avatar> you mean you didnt' save it :P
07:23 <Preebitz> Apparently I left the website too fast haha.
08:16 <Preebitz> Am I able to forego a deity?
09:11 <Avatar> yeah
09:15 <Avatar> I hardly ever choose a deity
09:26 <Avatar> what class are you rolling
09:50 <Preebitz> Start as sorc cross into bard
09:59 <Preebitz> Only taking 1 level of sorc
10:32 <Avatar> sounds interesting
10:56 <Preebitz> Being a gnome :)
18:06 <Preebitz> Can't find the chart that shows my starting HP dangit
19:18 <Preebitz> Found it in the society PDF
20:12 <Avatar> `op
20:15 ChanOP gives channel operator status to Avatar
20:19 Avatar has changed the topic to: PFS: Fri 2pm (Avatar, new game) | Sat 11am (Mort, new game) | Sun 1pm (Avatar, new game) | CoTE: TBA || All times are AEDT (UTC+11:00) | D&D and Pathfinder Online http://dnd.ballig.net
21:01 <Preebitz> So it's changed to 1pm my time? Sweet
26:33 <Preebitz> Would it be okay if I removed skills that aren't affected by my stats nor that I decide to put ranks in?
26:58 <Preebitz> Actually scratch that, I have an idea
36:42 <Preebitz> Can I put ranks into use magical device or is it just a passive class skill
41:54 <Preebitz> Theoretically. If I put a single rank into UMD, I can get a +7 modifier to my roll (I think that's how it works)
42:37 <Preebitz> (CHA Modifier) + (Ranks in Skill) + 3 (Class skill) = 3 + 1 + 3
58:24 <Avatar> you can't remove skills, what happens if you need to roll one
58:59 <Avatar> use magic device is a trained only skill, so you can't use it at all if you don't have a rank in it
59:19 <Preebitz> Yeah, so I put a single rank in it, but is my math correct for the modifiers?
59:19 <Avatar> you're correct about having +7 in it if you put 1 rank in it
59:24 <Preebitz> sweet
01:13 <Preebitz> I've uploaded what I've done so far. Ignore the AC and such, I haven't touched any of that yet
01:38 <Preebitz> I can't figure out whether gnomes start with a feat or not. They've got weapon familiarity but that's about it. If not, I get to choose a single feat, eh?
01:58 <Avatar> yeah every character gets a feat at 1st level
02:11 <Avatar> humans get a bonus feat
05:00 <Avatar> you have 8hp
05:01 <Avatar> sorcerers start with 6hp
05:01 <Avatar> +2 for your con
05:01 <Preebitz> Oh true
05:01 <Avatar> you also get a "favoured class" bonus, either +1 hp or +1 skill point
05:01 <Avatar> well
05:01 <Avatar> that's if you want to take sorcerer as your favoured class
05:01 <Avatar> you might want to take bard instead
05:01 <Avatar> in which case you don't get that bonus this level
05:01 <Preebitz> Nope, Bard will be next level
05:02 <Avatar> gnomish bard can also choose to get +1 bardic performance round/day instead
05:46 <Preebitz> So instead of more hp or an extra skill rank, I get an extra performance per day
05:46 <Preebitz> Nice
05:50 <Preebitz> I can get*
05:51 <Avatar> yeah
05:56 <Avatar> you can't have 3 ranks in appraise
06:03 <Avatar> max 1 rank at 1st level
06:10 <Preebitz> Oh really?
06:14 <Avatar> yeah
06:24 <Avatar> strange choice to put points in appraise
06:35 <Preebitz> I've always liked appraise
06:38 <Avatar> it's well known to be the least useful skill
06:44 <Preebitz> oh
07:03 <Avatar> in PFS, perception and diplomacy are the ones you want to consider most
07:13 <Mekkis> and sense motive
07:26 <Preebitz> none of which I get until level 2 haha
07:29 <Avatar> nobody considers sense motive impotant except you chief
07:30 <Preebitz> Woo, saving 2points
07:45 <Avatar> perception and diplomacy is common
07:49 <Mekkis> and the only person I know who's written scenarios....
08:16 <Avatar> I'm only recommending those two because it's common knowledge
08:20 <Avatar> not because it's specialist opinion
08:46 <Mekkis> I'm speaking from experience
09:38 <Preebitz> Ugh I have to type out all my racial traits haha
10:00 <Avatar> everyone's speaking from experience
14:02 <Avatar> Preebitz: have a read through of this thread: http://paizo.com/paizo/messageboards/paizoPublishing/pathfinder/pathfinderSociety/general/characterCreationWhatDoYouWishYouKnew
18:52 <Avatar> wow, I didn't know +3 or greater weapons can overcome cold iron/silver/adamantine/alignment-based DR
25:37 <Preebitz> Cantrips can come from any school as long as 2 don't oppose, can't they?
32:47 <Preebitz> Hey Avatar, I don't understand how to layout my spells in the template
33:16 <Avatar> what part
33:39 <Avatar> replace "spell" with the name of the spell
34:00 <Avatar> get rid of the specialisation/opposed school garbage since you're not a wizard
34:01 <Preebitz> That includes both Cantrips and Level 1 spells?
34:15 <Avatar> yeah
34:23 <Avatar> get rid of the domain spells as well, since you're not a cleric
34:29 <Preebitz> I was about to ask about that
34:34 <Preebitz> What about Bloodline spells
34:56 <Avatar> mark it with a B if you want
35:30 <Avatar> you don't have to
35:37 <Avatar> it's probably more useful to still have the school 
37:01 <Avatar> you'll never get any bonus spells as a 1st level sorcerer anyway?
37:17 <Avatar> unless you plan on taking more levels in sorcerer later
38:27 <Preebitz> I get a bloodline touch power at level 1
39:48 <Avatar> to give a +1 bonus to attack rolls/skill checks etc
39:56 <Avatar> for 1 round
39:58 <Avatar> is that worth it
40:44 <Preebitz> Not worth noting I suppose
42:36 <Avatar> the arcana is OK
42:51 <Preebitz> Yeah, I just wrote that down
42:58 <Avatar> I think you'd be better off going pure bard though
43:02 <Avatar> none of that is worth a level
44:08 <Preebitz> oh I get the same cantrips anyway
44:09 <Preebitz> cool
44:18 <Preebitz> and the same level 1 spells
44:22 <Avatar> yeah
44:25 <Preebitz> alright, cyaaaa sorcerer
45:46 <Preebitz> Argh, the hardest part is organizing the class skills
45:54 <Avatar> yeah
46:00 <Avatar> no getting around that 
46:18 <Avatar> it's either easier during character creation, or easier during level up
46:32 <Avatar> better to make it a pain just once
47:42 <Preebitz> Yeah. Now. How does knowledge (all) work
47:59 <Preebitz> I get that beautiful +7 bonus on all knowledge checks?
48:55 <Avatar> where is knowledge (all)
49:15 <Avatar> oh, class skills for a bard
49:16 <Preebitz> let me check with the society pdf to see if they changed it
49:17 <Preebitz> yeah
49:42 <Avatar> they're all still individual skills, the rulebook is just using shorthand
49:43 <Preebitz> Nothing about changed skills
49:53 <Avatar> keep in mind bards can make knowledge checks untrained 
50:13 <Avatar> but you won't get the +3 class bonus without putting a rank into it
50:20 <Avatar> into each skill
50:44 <Preebitz> Argh
53:20 <Preebitz> so can I short hand it or do I have to put them all there?
53:21 <Avatar> you have to put them all there, they're individual skills
53:21 <Avatar> you might have +7 in one and +3 in another
53:21 <Preebitz> DANG
53:21 <Preebitz> Oh wait
53:21 <Preebitz> I get it
53:21 <Preebitz> Makes sense now that they're still treated individually
53:21 <Avatar> yep
53:21 <Preebitz> Dang, wish It was universal
53:42 <Avatar> being able to use them all untrained isn't enough for you, eh !
54:38 <Preebitz> Nope! I'm a bard, dangit
54:43 <Preebitz> I should be knowledgable
57:31 <Avatar> you are knowledgeable
57:36 <Avatar> you get bonuses aplenty
57:53 <Avatar> knowledge is very useful in PFS
58:04 <Avatar> especially when you don't have to worry about whether you've put a point into it or not
58:22 <Preebitz> haha
01:42 <Avatar> Tashes: wake up, what faction are you
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07:56 <Preebitz> Should I keep the spell classes there as a bard?
10:10 <Avatar> yeah
10:17 <Avatar> because you can get feats like spell focus which are school-dependent
10:30 <Avatar> you don't have to, but it'll make it enormously easier later
10:35 <Preebitz> True
10:48 <Avatar> the only thing you need to have at a bare minimum is the spells
13:49 <Preebitz> Okay, what's next
14:24 <Preebitz> Equipment time
15:11 <Preebitz> Now, when it comes to gold. Is there a set amount or am I rolling for it
16:11 <Preebitz> I forgot my class spells in my spell list, dang
16:35 <Avatar> 150gp
16:43 <Avatar> the only thing you get free is an outfit
17:15 <Preebitz> Oh okay
21:03 <Preebitz> So without an instrument, I'd be singing, obviously
22:12 <Avatar> don't even need to do that
22:17 <Avatar> my bard had perform (comedy)
22:31 <Avatar> you could be a mime
22:48 <Avatar> inspire party members with your extraordinary mimes.
22:55 <Preebitz> aaw yeah
23:07 <Preebitz> well, if i was casting distraction
23:19 <Preebitz> haha
24:46 <Preebitz> Do I get a free weapon?
25:22 <Preebitz> Or does It come out of the 150 provided GP?
26:23 <Avatar> the only thing you get free is an outfit
26:35 <Preebitz> Alrighty
28:18 <Preebitz> I'll be back in an hour or so
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30:05 <Avatar> here comes trouble
30:22 * Mort giggles innanely and bites Avatar
30:29 <Mort> !throw 1d20+2 Bite :P
30:29 <diebot> Mort, Bite :P: [1d20=19] 21
30:36 <Mort> yayyyy
30:42 <Mort> !throw 1d4 damage
30:42 <diebot> Mort, damage: [1d4=2] 2
30:43 <Mort> lol
30:44 <Mort> :D
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59:50 * Tashes clicks the clearly legit link
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06:03 <Mort-> Back
13:17 <Avatar> you don't have to say back, we can see you joining
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20:18 <Mort-> But...i like the sound of my own voice :p
20:54 <Mort-> Avatar have you gotten charmed before?
21:09 <Preebitz> I'm back, though
21:50 <Avatar> don't remember
22:06 <Avatar> I've gotten doppleganged before
22:15 <Avatar> trust me, that is not a pleasant experience
22:53 <Mort-> What's a dopplegang
23:08 <Mort-> One of my friends said wait till i get charmed
23:29 <Avatar> it's a monster that can pretend to be you
23:34 <Avatar> and has huge bonuses to bluff
24:41 <Mort-> Oh but does he have your combat skills?
24:44 <Mort-> Besides i say your allies have a chance of spotting your doppelanger
25:04 <Mort-> Especially if you have been role playing consistently
25:13 <Mort-> With the same group
25:34 <Mort-> Your doppelanger won't have all your quirks
25:44 <Avatar> no, retains its own combat abilities
25:59 <Mort-> At least i don't think the gm would be able to fake it prefectjw
26:13 <Avatar> it's a "perfect copy"
26:20 <Avatar> but I think there are a few limitations
26:23 <Preebitz> Okay, So I've decided on a weapon I would like. Where do I mark it down on my sheet?
26:42 <Avatar> Preebitz: you're going to laugh if I tell you
26:50 <Preebitz> In my inventory?
26:51 <Preebitz> :O
26:56 <Avatar> under "weapons"
27:01 <Mort-> Heck. I'm not even sure how i would try to play a doppelanger to fake buck
27:07 <Mort-> Logan is impossible 
27:15 <Preebitz> Then I'd put the cost of it in the (??GP) box?
27:18 <Mort-> I can't get a proper fake of him.
27:28 <Avatar> yeah put the cost and weight under inventory
27:37 <MekkisScreen_> I've done the doppelganger thing before
27:41 <Mort-> Jerus maybe midly possible
27:43 <MekkisScreen_> as a DM
27:51 <MekkisScreen_> it's a good stratergy
28:02 <Mort-> But don't we know each other character quirks?
28:23 <Mort-> Like if mort doesn't follow bobbob like a party
28:27 <Mort-> Something is wrong
28:35 <Avatar> no
28:38 <MekkisScreen_> in some cases, if therre's a character with little motivation and somewhat lacking power
28:39 <Avatar> his bluff has to meet your sense motive
28:46 <Avatar> if you fail your check, you believe him
28:55 <Preebitz> So I get to choose a free set of armor, correct?
29:04 <Avatar> no, a free outfit
29:06 <Mort-> The player may smell a fish
29:08 <MekkisScreen_> incorrect
29:08 <Avatar> like an explorer's outfit
29:11 <Preebitz> Hmm
29:31 <Avatar> it's just so you don't go wandering around naked
29:41 <Preebitz> Fair enough.
29:45 <Preebitz> Entertainers outfit it is
29:50 <MekkisScreen_> you have 150gp - that's a riding dog!
30:08 <MekkisScreen_> riding dogs are kickass
30:20 <Mort-> I think if i tried to doppelanger darkwhite
30:21 <Mort-> I would fail.
30:22 <Mort-> He is too complex for me to fake
30:22 <Mort-> Don't be silly mek
30:22 <Mort-> Pree
30:22 <Mort-> What are you playing
30:32 <Mort-> So you can screw them?
30:57 <Preebitz> I'm a Gnome Bard
31:06 <MekkisScreen_> great!
31:14 <Mort-> No!
31:25 <MekkisScreen_> just don't give the Great Gnomish Race a bad name
31:39 <MekkisScreen_> I hope you're not crazy
31:40 * Mort- has a look of absolute despair on her furry face
31:55 * Preebitz Wants to purchase a skirt and do the can-can as his distraction bard performance
32:19 <Avatar> because you can can can!
32:21 <Mort-> Preebit - you do not know what you have done
32:49 <Preebitz> Now I'm interested
32:52 <Preebitz> Also, I have no shoes.
33:03 <Mort-> The very act of incarnating into a gnome is an act of pure evil!
33:15 <Mort-> It imperils your soul in the darkest taints
33:28 <Preebitz> I can buy armor with that 150gp though, right?
33:43 <MekkisScreen_> not if you buy a riding dog
33:55 <Preebitz> Gnome with a riding dog would be pretty funny
33:59 <Mort-> Dooming you to be trapped in the abyss
34:33 <Mort-> Please, for the sake of your immortal soul. Consider your actions properly
34:37 <Mort-> Yes you can
34:37 <Mort-> But you can dance in any armor
34:37 <Mort-> Or perform
34:40 <Mort-> Its cha check. shouldn't be too much acp
34:56 <Mort-> Mind you your base ac is 10
34:57 <Preebitz> Light armor doesn't affect it I don't believe
35:22 <Mort-> Even should you have 18 dex
35:24 <Avatar> Preebitz: buy anything you want with that 150gp
35:50 <Avatar> it's a good idea to leave a bit of coin leftover in case you want to buy anything during the sceanrio
35:52 <Mort-> Which i think its unlikely
35:52 <Mort-> Your ac will still suck
36:02 <Mort-> Anyway. Long story short. Gnomes are the way to the dark side
36:04 <Preebitz> I can't remember which spells cost materials
36:11 <Mort-> He needs a weapon as well
36:21 <Mort-> Assume all materials as no cost
36:35 <Mort-> Except when the cost for component is stated
36:37 <Avatar> in the spell list, it'll have an M next to the spell name if it needs material components
36:38 <Mort-> Like restoration
36:45 <Mort-> Or wish
36:55 <Preebitz> Ah, cantrips don't need them I don't believe
37:10 <Avatar> get a spell component pouch and you're laughing
37:20 <Avatar> all the way to the bank
37:29 <Mort-> Or miracle
37:34 <Mort-> But don't worry about your component costs unless its stated on the spell how many gp it costs
37:46 <Avatar> mort what are you talking about
38:13 <Avatar> he's never going to cast restoration or wish or miracle
38:20 <Mort-> I never counted my component cost
38:25 <Mort-> He is a bard
38:41 <tristen> heya
38:42 <Avatar> it's only an issue when it says you need something like a gem worth 500gp
38:52 <Preebitz> Musical instrument can be whatever sort of instrument I want within reason, right?
39:01 <Mort-> Can't they cast restoration?
39:02 <Mort-> I just want to show him an example
39:02 <Mort-> Of spells that cost stuff
39:06 <Mort-> Sorry i can't help you on that
39:09 <Mort-> Hi tristen
39:18 <Avatar> yeah 
39:22 <Mort-> We have someone down there falling to the dark side
39:35 <Mort-> He wants to create a gnome bard :(
39:47 <Avatar> gnome bard is fine
39:50 <MekkisScreen_> organ!
40:02 <Preebitz> I'm thinking a drum
40:04 * Mort- gives a howl of absolute despair
40:08 <Preebitz> A steel drum haha
40:09 <tristen> avatar: i just accepted 2pm today - can i play a first level character that has played stuff other than first steps?
40:10 <MekkisScreen_> take a level of synthesist
40:11 <Mort-> Drum sounds cool
40:43 <Mort-> The problem with organ is you need 2 hands to play?
41:00 <Avatar> tristen: course
41:04 <Mort-> Actually most musical instruments you need 2 hands to play
41:10 <Mort-> Maybe not the harmonica
41:19 <Avatar> I had intended on taking a nap before the game, but I don't see that happening anymore
41:27 <Mort-> I play piano in real life
41:48 <Mort-> Brew concoctions
41:52 <Mort-> Bake muffins
41:53 <Avatar> there doesn't seem to be any rules on bard instruments at all
41:54 <tristen> cool!
41:58 <Mort-> Orange muffins
42:11 <Avatar> there is some examples under perform
42:12 <Mort-> I'm multi talented
42:15 <Avatar> but no prices or anything
42:19 <Avatar> no weight
42:27 <Mort-> And 100 percent geek
42:50 <Mort-> Btw prebitz. I'm also bonkers
42:56 <Avatar> hahaha must...not...metagame
42:59 <Preebitz> Crazy as they come?
43:01 <Mort-> If you haven't figured out :d
43:13 <Avatar> about that crazy
43:32 * Preebitz laughs heartily! "Aren't we all a little bonkers?"
43:35 <Mort-> My marbles are a bit lose :d and i like it that way :)
43:58 <Preebitz> Why do I have saddlebags but no mount...
44:01 <Mort-> I'm also trying to start a gnome punting club!
44:02 <Preebitz> That's a waste of 4 gold
44:11 * Preebitz is not amused
44:12 <Avatar> you don't, that's just there for if you get a mount
44:19 <Avatar> it should say you have 0 of them
44:33 <Preebitz> It says if owned
44:35 <Mort-> You see. Gnomes are the root of all evil
44:44 <Avatar> yeah, do you own one
44:49 <Preebitz> No.
44:54 <Avatar> then you are set to go
45:07 <Mort-> It is our holy duty to erradicate all gnomes on sight
46:18 <Preebitz> Alright, Now I'm down to the stuff like AC and such, which is where I trip up
46:31 <Mort-> I have been receiving death threats from roc riding gnomes and fantastical monster creating gnomes
46:42 <Mort-> Your ac base is 10
46:47 <Mort-> What is your dex
47:02 <Preebitz> One sec
47:09 <MekkisScreen_> mort-, that is ACIST!
47:16 <Preebitz> 12
47:16 <MekkisScreen_> RACIST!
47:22 <MekkisScreen_> read /motd
47:35 <Mort-> Not my fault half your characters are gnomes mek!
47:36 <Preebitz> is 12 +1 or +2 mod?
47:41 <Mort-> +1
47:49 <Preebitz> Wonderful, I have some stats to change
48:06 <Mort-> Every 2 points above 10 is a +1 to the mod
48:12 <Mort-> Now you can wear medium armor?
48:14 <Mort-> Or light.
48:27 <Mort-> I'm not familiar with bards
48:33 <Preebitz> light
50:01 <Mort-> If you want to have that kind of den
50:31 <Mort-> Dex. I recommend the heaviest light armor you can wear
51:16 <Preebitz> Chain shirt at 100gp
51:17 <Preebitz> lol
51:21 <Mort-> (Why am i advising a gnome :p never mind. I hope he will mend his ways :p)
52:10 <Mort-> Yeah i recommend that
52:14 <MekkisScreen_> Preebitz: I suggest you take the Eternal Hope alternate racial trait in the APG
52:23 <MekkisScreen_> AKA the gnomish reroll
52:42 <Preebitz> uuuhhh
52:45 <Preebitz> What?
53:34 <Mort-> You can re roll once per day
53:42 <Mort-> A natural 1
53:54 <Mort-> Its very powerful
54:12 <Preebitz> as opposed to which trait?
54:20 <Avatar> you'd have to ditch defensive training and hatred
54:28 <Mort-> And actually from a less loony perspective gnomes are good for bard
54:30 <Avatar> from your racial bonuses
54:47 <Mort-> Make good sorcs and oracles as well
55:34 <Mort-> Can you have a bard with no instrument?
55:40 <Mort-> Just your voice?
55:42 <Preebitz> yes
55:52 <Avatar> scroll down to alternate racial traits here, if you're interested in swapping some stuff out: http://www.d20pfsrd.com/races/core-races/gnome
55:58 <Mort-> Just curious avatar and mek
56:10 <Avatar> Mort-: I played a comedy bard
56:33 <Mort-> I still won't play a gnome period
56:49 <Avatar> I don't see the appeal
57:07 <Avatar> riding medium mounts, that's about it
57:28 <Mort-> Ideally as bard i would want to play instrument with 1 hand
57:37 <Mort-> And use shield in another
58:00 <Avatar> what instrument can you play in one hand
58:25 <Avatar> I wouldn't even allow you to play a drum with one hand
58:44 <Mort-> Only real life instrument i can think of that you can possibly play with 1 hand is harmonica
58:44 <Mort-> Piano is a bit weird on one handed playing
58:50 <Avatar> maybe with a heavy penalty
58:59 <Mort-> Harmonica maybe
00:06 <Preebitz> Sorry was on the phone to centerlink
00:14 <Preebitz> alrighty, time to check that sight
00:34 <Mort-> Try castanets
00:36 <Avatar> do you plan to play today Preebitz
00:45 <Mort-> One handed percussion
00:51 <Preebitz> Yeah I do, Avatar
00:56 <Preebitz> I'm working furiously to get this done
00:58 <Mort-> Then there are...
01:00 <Avatar> accept the invite
01:07 <Avatar> before the spaces run out 
01:11 <Mort-> Those shakers as well
01:16 <Preebitz> Is it in my email?
01:25 <Avatar> if it's not, it's a big red bar on the site
01:36 <Preebitz> ah so it is
01:47 <Mort-> Basically you half fill a bottle with beans
02:02 <Mort-> Then you shake those
02:20 <Avatar> yeah I guess a tambourine
02:28 <Mort-> Then there is the waist drum
02:31 <Mort-> Ya that too
02:37 <Mort-> Easy one handed playing
02:50 <Avatar> what's a waist drum
02:53 <Mort-> Gypsys do it all  the time
03:13 <Mort-> You strap on your waist and you don't really use sticks
03:15 <Mort-> Use youg fingers
03:42 <Mort-> The drum skin is supposed to be that of a monitor lizard
04:42 <Preebitz> Already got a medium load :(
05:25 <MekkisScreen_> Preebitz: just get a riding dog
05:56 <Avatar> that's not going to solve his problems man
06:01 <Mort-> Let him get his armor and weapons first ffs
06:21 <Preebitz> Which I have now. On my sheet can I remove the spell failure because of my class?
06:31 <Mort-> Of course
06:38 <Preebitz> Wonderful
06:39 <Avatar> er, no
06:44 <Mort-> Everyone knows bards can wiggle fingers
06:44 <Avatar> bards cast arcane spells
06:52 <Mort-> In light armor
06:53 <Avatar> can they ignore spell failure while wearing light armour
06:56 <Preebitz> Yeah
07:00 <Mort-> Yes they can
07:01 <Avatar> yeah you're all good then
07:32 <Mort-> We don't have many bards here
07:38 <Mort-> Sorry about that :d
07:51 <Avatar> I should know better :P
08:01 <Preebitz> What's the TAB mean above weapons?
08:08 <Avatar> total attack bonus
08:11 <Mort-> Yes your the one who ever rolled a bard
08:21 <Avatar> usually just your melee/ranged bonus
08:39 <Avatar> if you have anything else which improves your attack bonus, you can add that in there
09:12 <Preebitz> So, I'm going to use a short-sword. What would affect it, my str mod is 0
09:28 <Avatar> see the attacks section
10:02 <Avatar> your base attack comes from the class table under bard
10:03 <Preebitz> TAB is Total Attack Bonus
10:16 <Avatar> right
10:33 <Avatar> it's worth uploading what you have of your sheet so far again
10:55 <MekkisScreen_> if you're rolling a bard, look at Roger's sheet
10:57 <Preebitz> Done
11:06 <MekkisScreen_> and don't make it like that!
11:16 <Avatar> Roger's sheet is fine
11:31 <Preebitz> At level 1 bard, I have +0 Attack Bonus and I get none from my Str Mod. So my TAB would be +0/+0?
11:32 <MekkisScreen_> his track record says otherwise
11:51 <Avatar> it's just +0
11:57 <Avatar> +0/+0 would mean you get two attacks
12:00 <Preebitz> AH
12:02 <Preebitz> I get it
12:16 <MekkisScreen_> where is he now? rotting under the lodge in Ustalav!
12:35 <Avatar> that's because you ran him through the hardest scenario in PFS
12:40 <Avatar> at level 1
12:53 <Mort-> Ok work
13:23 <Preebitz> Wait, on the PDF. There's 2 damage stats. Damage (s) and damage (m). I assume that's Damage (Small creature) and Damage (Medium Creature)?
13:32 <Preebitz> So I'd put the damage (s)
13:46 <Avatar> yeah
13:54 <Avatar> I don't know why it would have both of those
14:01 <Avatar> maybe if you were affected by reduce person/enlarge person
14:05 <Avatar> bit odd
14:07 <Preebitz> I thought that too
14:20 <Preebitz> Make someone bigger, they have a new roll
14:42 <MekkisScreen_> pstop making excuses
15:07 <Preebitz> Alright, here's the tricky part. Calculating my AC totals
15:21 <MekkisScreen_> as a gnome, you get +1 size bonus to hit and to AC
15:25 <MekkisScreen_> remember that
15:28 <Mort-> Your ac is 16
15:41 <Preebitz> Ooh, I do to. So my TAB is actually +1?
15:45 <Preebitz> Standard AC is 16?
16:01 <Avatar> should be
16:06 <Avatar> did you fill out the AC and attacks sections
16:13 <Mort-> 4 from armor 1 from dex one from size
16:15 <Preebitz> Doing that now
16:22 <Preebitz> I went leather armor
16:27 <Preebitz> is it +4 or +2?
16:33 <Avatar> +2
16:43 <Preebitz> So AC is 15
16:44 <Preebitz> 14
16:44 <Mort-> Afk time at work
16:45 <Mort-> Yeah
17:16 <Preebitz> So my AC totals are 14/12/13
19:21 <Preebitz> Oh cool. My melee attack is 1.
19:22 <Preebitz> lol
19:29 <Preebitz> Melee:   1   =  0(base) +0(str) +1(size)
20:22 <Mort-> Yes!
20:43 <Mort-> You really going gnome? :(
20:54 <Preebitz> I am
21:06 <Preebitz> And I should get a ranged weapon instead of a melee. I do 3 damage instead haha
21:15 <Mort-> Another one fallen to the dark side
21:17 <Mort-> Yeah
21:25 <Mort-> Try crossbows
21:42 <Avatar> get both if you can
21:51 <Avatar> you can get some weapons for free
21:55 <Preebitz> I have a -1 CMD and CMB penalty because of my size, or is that base?
22:14 <Mort-> Cmb what's your str
22:19 <Preebitz> 10
22:23 <Avatar> +1 isn't it
22:27 <Preebitz> -1
22:29 <Mort-> Cmd you add your dex to it
23:16 <Preebitz> I have 12 CMD and -1 CMB
24:04 <Mort-> Told you there is something wrong with gnomes
24:10 <Avatar> your base is just your base attack bonus
24:26 <Mort-> So you should have 11 cmd
24:26 <Preebitz> Which is +0
24:28 <Preebitz> at level 1
24:36 <Mort-> Wait. 10
24:47 <Mort-> Because you have -1 from size
24:52 <Preebitz> CMD:    12   =  0(base) +0(str) -1(size) +2(dex) + 10
24:55 <Mort-> This is a bit too easy
24:57 <Preebitz> wait
24:57 <Preebitz> 11
24:58 <Mort-> Oh
25:09 <Mort-> You got 14 dex?
25:09 <Mort-> Or 12
25:13 <Preebitz> 14
25:15 <Preebitz> wait
25:16 <Mort-> Ok
25:20 <Preebitz> SO CONFUSED
25:21 <Preebitz> one sec
25:27 <Preebitz> Checking stats
25:32 <Preebitz> 12 dex, I'm calculating wrong
26:14 <Preebitz> CMD:    10   =  0(base) +0(str) -1(size) +1(dex) + 10
26:16 <Preebitz> That makes more sense
28:24 <Hydrazine> howdy.
28:28 <Mort-> Yeah
28:30 <Tashes> Do i have time for a 2.5 hour round trip to tafe before game starts?
28:30 <Hydrazine> Oh god. You found mort.
28:37 <Mort-> Hydrazine
28:38 <Hydrazine> Watch out, shes crazy
28:48 <Mort-> I just got your first victim for grapple!
29:01 <Mort-> Pree there says he has 10 cmd!
29:09 <Hydrazine> cmb?
29:10 <Mort-> And he is a gnome
29:10 <Preebitz> I'm so doomed
29:11 <Hydrazine> no way.
29:15 <Hydrazine> oh. cmd. 
29:17 <Mort-> Yeah!
29:20 <Hydrazine> yeah, doomed.
29:24 <Preebitz> -1 cmd
29:25 <Preebitz> aaw yeah
29:41 <Hydrazine> Oh, I settled a name.
29:42 <Mort-> !throw 1d20+4 grapple
29:43 <diebot> Mort-, grapple: [1d20=16] 20
29:53 <Hydrazine> I think the only things I got left for him are traits and spending dough.
30:00 <Avatar> are you making a new char
30:01 <Hydrazine> And I don't need to buy much. I'm a monk.
30:12 <Hydrazine> I've been making a new char for like a week.
30:26 <Avatar> what's the name
30:32 <Hydrazine> Hokubi.
30:54 <Avatar> added
31:02 <Hydrazine> Hey mort, that roll loses.
31:13 <Preebitz> Carrying 57 pounds now with the crossbow and bolts :(
31:22 <Hydrazine> As a.. sorc?
31:26 <Preebitz> Bard
31:36 <Hydrazine> Ah.
31:37 <Preebitz> Sorc level wasn't worth it
31:44 <Preebitz> Bard gets the same cantrips anyway
31:53 <Mort-> I'm grappling preebitz :d
32:13 <Mort-> Preebitz. You may make an attack of opportunity now
32:15 <Preebitz> Oh lord
32:24 <Mort-> Because i tried to grapple you :d
32:47 <Preebitz> Uuh give me a sec
33:04 <Hydrazine> grappling as who, mort?
33:06 <Hydrazine> Khaz?
33:27 <Mort-> Khaz
33:30 <tristen> heya preebitz i see you're playing today! welcome!
33:36 <Preebitz> Thanks Tristen
33:40 <Hydrazine> hey Tris. Sup broo?
33:44 <tristen> heyyy
33:44 <Mort-> Lets teach him how to make attacks of opportunity
33:47 <Preebitz> I'm furiously studying the rolls and generating my character
33:56 <Preebitz> Isn't opportunity 1D20 + AB?
34:05 <Hydrazine> like a regular attack.
34:05 <Hydrazine> yes
34:07 <Mort-> Correct
34:19 <Mort-> You may hit khaz on a free attack now :d
34:24 <Hydrazine> heres the thing, its attacking outside of your turn, not using your attack actions.
34:45 <Preebitz> !throw 1D20+1 Attack of Opportunity Khaz
34:46 <Preebitz> aaw
34:46 <Preebitz> wut
34:59 <Preebitz> too many words?
35:08 <tristen> http://www.d20pfsrd.com/gamemastering/combat
35:34 <tristen> or should i say: http://www.d20pfsrd.com/gamemastering/combat#TOC-Attacks-of-Opportunity
35:37 <Mort-> Small d
35:44 <Hydrazine> ahh.
35:45 <Hydrazine> yes
36:03 <Preebitz> !throw 1d20+1 AoO Khaz
36:04 <diebot> Preebitz, AoO Khaz: [1d20=19] 20
36:16 <Hydrazine> Pretty solid. I think hes got you.
36:27 <Preebitz> So I throw...damage now?
36:31 <Hydrazine> yep
36:38 <Preebitz> which is my 1d4+1
36:42 <Avatar> does tashes want to start at 3pm again
36:45 <Preebitz> !throw 1d4+1 damage
36:45 <diebot> Preebitz, damage: [1d4=1] 2
36:50 <Preebitz> Bam! 2 damage lol
37:03 <Mort-> Ow.
37:08 <Hydrazine> khaz is trying to grapple you, and hes lowered his defenses some to do it, so you kick him in the jimmy.
37:09 <Preebitz> Sort of like stabbing him with a toothpick, really
37:16 <MekkisScreen_> Preebitz: why not a summoner?
37:17 <Mort-> He still is grappled
37:23 <Mort-> And i maintain grapple
37:36 <MekkisScreen_> or do you?
37:39 <Preebitz> Mekkis, First actual game ever, going a class I've wanted to try forever
37:43 <Mort-> Sorry how much was it
37:46 <Preebitz> 2
37:49 <MekkisScreen_> ah
38:07 <Mort-> Ok so its his turn
38:19 <Mort-> What are you doing with this smelly human on you
38:28 <MekkisScreen_> which first steps are you running, Avatar ?
38:30 <Mort-> You did kick him in the nuts :p
39:13 <Preebitz> Wish I had called strike so I could say where to stab you however....I swing my Short sword at Khaz
39:19 <Mort-> You can
39:25 <Mort-> Do it again :p
39:30 <Preebitz> Orly?
39:31 <Mort-> But at -2
39:33 <Avatar> first steps 3
39:34 <Preebitz> ah
39:42 <Mort-> Because you are grappled
39:47 <Preebitz> Fair enough
39:52 <Mort-> So your roll will be 1d20-2
40:01 <Mort-> Sorry
40:02 <Preebitz> I attempt to stick Khaz in the armpit with my shortsword
40:03 <MekkisScreen_> the vision?
40:09 <Mort-> 1d20-1
40:14 <Preebitz> !throw 1d20-1
40:14 <diebot> Preebitz, 1d20-1: [1d20=12] 11
40:30 <MekkisScreen_> <?grappled
40:30 <diebot> A grappled creature is restrained by a creature, trap, or effect. Grappled creatures cannot move and take a 4 penalty to Dexterity. A grappled creature takes a 2 penalty on all attack rolls and combat maneuver checks, except those made to grapple or escape a grapple. In addition, grappled creatures can take no action
40:30 <diebot> that requires two hands to perform. A grappled character who attempts to cast a spell or use a spell-like ability must make a concentration check (DC 10 + grappler's CMB + spell level), or lose the spell. Grappled creatures cannot make attacks of opportunity. // A grappled creature cannot use Stealth to hide from the
40:31 <diebot> creature grappling it, even if a special ability, such as hide in plain sight, would normally allow it to do so. If a grappled creature becomes invisible, through a spell or other ability, it gains a +2 circumstance bonus on its CMD to avoid being grappled, but receives no other benefit.
40:42 <Mort-> Your sword glances off khaz chain shirt
40:51 <Mort-> He attempts to maintain grapple
41:04 <Mort-> !throw 1d20+4
41:05 <diebot> Mort-, 1d20+4: [1d20=4] 8
41:15 <Mort-> Oops you get away
41:20 <Mort-> Next round
41:26 <Mort-> Man this is interesting
41:31 <Mort-> Wait
41:38 <Mort-> If he is grappled
41:46 <Mort-> Do i get further +4?
41:51 <Mort-> Hydra 
41:54 <Mort-> :p
41:59 <Hydrazine> +5
42:01 <Hydrazine> the second round.
42:10 <Mort-> On top of my cmb?
42:13 <Hydrazine> yep.
42:19 <Mort-> Ok so basically
42:23 <Mort-> That roll of 8
42:28 <Mort-> Should haven been 13
42:44 <Mort-> He's been grappled for 2 rounds
42:48 <Preebitz> What did you need to maintain it?
42:51 <Mort-> So what action can he take
42:52 <Mort-> 10
42:57 <MekkisScreen_> þþúßò
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43:08 <Mort-> I should have rolled 1d20+9
43:12 <Mort-> For grapple
43:17 <Hydrazine> here, mort
43:19 <Hydrazine> https://4430987385857300241-a-1802744773732722657-s-sites.googlegroups.com/site/pathfinderogc/images/grapple_flow_chart-02.png?attachauth=ANoY7coPJj64HdylFVv6GadUGmmbB5A-CIO7O1I-uDg8mqf6aaYJAyOTRvLN8nU6Jjiik7BVYoNq1zAanI_Y0qDfkTMD7RAuSlXQM4Gqiis9u5gZo22OK2Gw8fZwHY09VOtmqt9Bh2CRp1sNMf0ujrtB9ZpVgWkMAgJVTmUJWQwlnlKpNWitqSgoxvb3Hxivgnb0_FfmpI7goc1SPe4pU_jXweqMd87e-V3ASQm0lrl3AefdRW22YU0%3D&attredirects=0
43:19 <Mort-> Because i am holding grapple
43:23 <Hydrazine> holy crap thats a big link
43:56 <Hydrazine> basically, move damage or pin.
45:28 <Preebitz> I think I've created my character
45:31 <Preebitz> I think
45:47 <Preebitz> NOPE forgot to change HP value
46:06 <Mort-> So now he is pinned?
46:12 <Hydrazine> if you want.
46:16 <Mort-> 2nd round
46:21 <Mort-> So he can't do anything?
46:27 <Hydrazine> he can't do much.
46:49 <Hydrazine> <?pinned
46:49 <diebot> A pinned creature is tightly bound and can take few actions. A pinned creature cannot move and is denied its Dexterity bonus. A pinned character also takes an additional 4 penalty to his Armor Class. A pinned creature is limited in the actions that it can take. A pinned creature can always attempt to free itself,
46:50 <diebot> usually through a combat maneuver check or Escape Artist check. A pinned creature can take verbal and mental actions, but cannot cast any spells that require a somatic or material component. A pinned character who attempts to cast a spell or use a spell-like ability must make a concentration check (DC 10 + grappler's
46:50 <diebot> CMB + spell level) or lose the spell. Pinned is a more severe version of grappled, and their effects do not stack.
47:01 <Preebitz> Okay then, how do I try an escape artist check? What do I roll against?
47:13 <Mort-> Against khaz cmd
47:30 <Mort-> Escape artist is +2
47:38 <Preebitz> and the roll is 1d20+bonus?
47:48 <Mort-> For dex but -1 for your armor class penalty
47:51 <Mort-> I think
47:53 <Hydrazine> Is this excersize to teach grapple rules?
47:54 <Mort-> Chain shirt
48:00 <Preebitz> Leather armor
48:06 <Hydrazine> don't forget -4 dex penalty for being pinned
48:18 <Mort-> Oh he is so screwed
48:28 <Avatar> sms: your centrelink personal contact interview has been cancelled
48:31 <Avatar> woohoo!
48:33 <Preebitz> Oh lordy I don't even have a point in escape artist
48:49 <Hydrazine> A strong grappler can be pretty punishing.
49:05 <Preebitz> Trying to think of what I can do lol
49:17 <Hydrazine> roll bad odds at getting out
49:42 <Preebitz> Hmm wait.... one second let me read a spell
49:46 <Mort-> Sure!
49:55 <Mort-> Cmb and concentration
49:55 <Preebitz> I know i've got to roll concentration, but it might work
50:06 <Mort-> And since i have you grappled
50:13 <Mort-> No s on your spell
50:26 <Mort-> If your spell needs s. You can't cast it
50:35 <Hydrazine> you can't cast anything with somatic or material components.
50:47 <Preebitz> I can sing though
50:50 <Preebitz> Fantastic thing, being a bard
51:17 <Preebitz> Okay, so what do I have to roll to cast Bardic Performance (Fascinate)?
51:29 <Hydrazine> Khaz is folding you up like a taco shell.
51:40 <Mort-> That's interesting
51:57 <Mort-> I have a lot to learn about grappling too
52:48 <Preebitz> What's your CMB?
53:29 <Preebitz> Just for the concentration I need to roll a DC10 + your CMB + 1
53:58 <Mort-> Let me see if you can
54:03 <Mort-> No finger twitching
54:10 <Mort-> Remember
54:19 <Mort-> My cmb is 10
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54:23 <Preebitz> Alrighty
54:26 <Mort-> Sorry
54:27 <Mort-> 4
54:31 <Preebitz> Oh, cool
54:35 <Preebitz> So I need to roll 15
54:41 <Preebitz> but what dice do I need to roll
54:54 <Preebitz> I think it's 1d20+7
55:32 <Preebitz> Am I right or am I way off?
55:43 <Preebitz> No, I need to roll my concentration skill
55:54 <Preebitz> THEN if that succeeds, my perform
56:15 <Preebitz> Did they uuhh...remove concentration?
56:25 <Hydrazine> no.
56:30 <Hydrazine> er, as a skill, yes
56:41 <Preebitz> Ah. Then what dice am I rolling to concentrade
56:44 <Preebitz> Concentrate*
56:58 <Hydrazine> um, Mort? What do you add to concentration rolls?
57:07 <Hydrazine> main casting stat and level?
57:13 <MekkisScreen_> yeah
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57:16 <Avatar> Weapon Familiarity    Any word with the word Gnome is treated as Martial.
57:33 <Preebitz> Any word with the word
57:34 <MekkisScreen_> any weapon, you mean
57:34 <Preebitz> Dang
58:18 <Preebitz> So, I'd be rolling 1d20+3+1? Does this count as defensive casting?
58:44 <Avatar> Preebitz: the race spells can go with your cantrips
58:51 <Avatar> bardic performance isn't a spell, it's a class ability
58:54 <Avatar> goes under misc bounses
59:04 <Preebitz> Okay
59:30 <Preebitz> Would I be able to use the Combat Casting feat bonus at this point?
01:41 <Hydrazine> looking.
01:47 <Preebitz> So am i
02:18 <Mort-> Combat casting applies
02:23 <Mort-> For spells
02:31 <Mort-> God knows about combat abilities
03:00 <Preebitz> I doubt it then
03:19 <Preebitz> !throw 1d20+2+1 Beat 15
03:20 <diebot> Preebitz, Beat 15: [1d20=17] 20
03:23 <Preebitz> Woo
03:53 <Mort-> Standard action to cast
04:08 <Mort-> Let me check pinned
04:22 <Avatar> if I'm not awake later, prank me
05:13 <Mort-> Now what the fk is facinate :d
05:28 <Preebitz> You sit quietly and enjoy the show if you fail the will check, let me find it
06:04 <Preebitz> DC 10 + 1/2 my level + my Cha mod (3)
06:13 <Preebitz> Do we round that 1/2 up to 1?
06:29 <Mort-> Dc is 14
07:00 <Preebitz> What dice is a saving throw?
07:06 <Mort-> I will fail it i think
07:12 <Mort-> My will isn't that good
07:26 <Mort-> !throw 1d20+1
07:27 <diebot> Mort-, 1d20+1: [1d20=3] 4
07:35 <Mort-> Ops :d
07:57 <tristen> oh man
08:00 * Mort- watches bardic antics
08:00 * Preebitz continues whistling while Zha let's go of him and sits to enjoy the show
08:06 <Mort-> Lol
08:07 <tristen> if a lady says she needs 2.5 hours to do something
08:15 <tristen> ...well you know
08:19 <Preebitz> NOW I'VE GOTTA THINK
08:31 * Preebitz has no offensive spells
08:46 <Mort-> If you attack me you break it
08:50 <Preebitz> I know
08:53 <Hydrazine> get the hell out of the grapple!
08:58 <Preebitz> I'm out of the grapple
09:01 <Preebitz> as long as i keep whistling
09:18 <Preebitz> I can hold this for 7 rounds max I think
09:32 <Preebitz> Yep, 4+Cha mod
09:42 <Mort-> target allows the target to make a new saving throw against the effect. Any obvious threat, such as someone drawing a weapon, casting a spell, or aiming a weapon at the target, automatically breaks the effect.
10:08 <Preebitz> Yep, but do you just instantly grapple again or do you stand up?
10:17 <tristen> preebitz are you worrying about your low cmd?
10:42 <Preebitz> I poke him for 2 damage with a short-sword haha, I'm worried about becoming a pretzel
10:43 <Mort-> I will have problems maintainimg grapple
10:49 <Mort-> You don't want to
10:58 <Mort-> Because you will break your facinatd
11:07 <Mort-> Facinate
11:23 <Preebitz> Yeah, but do you instantly resume the grapple or do you have to wait for your round, and do the grapple rounds reset?
12:15 <Mort-> They will reset
12:34 <Preebitz> So I at least get the chance to poke you with my sword again
12:38 <Mort-> Because you broke grapple by facinating me
12:41 <Preebitz> I can keep going in a circle haha
12:47 <Mort-> The moment you poke me
12:52 <MekkisScreen_> no
12:56 <Mort-> You break facinate
13:14 <Preebitz> And I have to wait 24 hours to fascinate again?
13:19 <MekkisScreen_> you keep mort fascinated, until Grolschmir comes over and skewers her!
13:34 <Mort-> Any obvious threat, such as someone drawing a weapon, casting a spell, or aiming a weapon at the target, automatically breaks the effect.
13:37 <Mort-> Lol
13:44 <Mort-> If i succeed my throw
13:51 <Mort-> Which i didn't period :d
14:00 <Mort-> Lol you can
14:11 <Mort-> But i can do actions with my round as well
14:16 <Preebitz> I know that
14:19 <Preebitz> I want to see how this turns out
14:21 <Mort-> Doesn't mean i can't
14:50 <Mort-> So what will happen is i grab my scimitar 2 handed and swing at you
15:03 <Preebitz> What bonus do you get 2handed?
15:23 <Mort-> !throw 1d20+6
15:25 <diebot> Mort-, 1d20+6: [1d20=14] 20
15:31 <Mort-> I hit
15:31 <Preebitz> o.o
15:47 <Mort-> !throw 1d6+7
15:48 <diebot> Mort-, 1d6+7: [1d6=3] 10
15:52 <Preebitz> OH lord my entire hp
16:04 <Mort-> Roll concentration to maintain performance
16:07 <Mort-> :p
16:14 <Mort-> If your alive to do it
16:24 <Mort-> Though its slightly unfair
16:30 <Preebitz> You're still fascinated boy, afaik
16:31 <Mort-> Since I'm level 2
16:33 <Preebitz> I haven't made a move yet
16:37 <Mort-> No where
16:43 <Mort-> It says i can't
16:46 <Mort-> Take actions
17:04 <Mort-> Or does it?
17:06 <Mort-> hm
17:40 <Preebitz> You sit quietly and watch for as long as it goes on
17:48 <Mort-> Interesting point
17:52 <Mort-> Ok assume i do
18:11 <Mort-> But any offensive action towards me will break it
18:11 <Preebitz> I know that
18:21 <Mort-> Facination is oped!
18:26 * Mort- wails lol
18:28 <Preebitz> How many types of actions are there?
18:45 <Preebitz> If I take a step, I have to roll concentration to maintain performance don't I?
18:47 <Mort-> Swift free standard move
19:43 <Preebitz> If I break Fascination and draw my weapon, you'd get an attack of opportunity wouldn't you?
19:48 <Preebitz> I CAN'T WIN THIS
20:05 <Hydrazine> if you aren't doing any other movement, you should be able to get 5ft away
20:14 <Hydrazine> without impacting pretty much anything else.
20:15 <Mort-> I think 5ft are ok
20:30 <Mort-> Do i get
20:47 <Mort-> A new saving throw each round? :(
20:53 <Preebitz> So I wouldn't have to roll concentration if I walked 5ft away?
20:58 <Preebitz> I don't think you do
21:04 <Mort-> See no reason why not
21:11 <Hydrazine> unless mort has reach
21:14 <Mort-> Damn gnomes getting away
21:17 <Mort-> I don't
21:21 <Mort-> You know i don't
21:28 <Hydrazine> if you're too far for khaz to attack you, then how can you take AoOs?
21:38 <Preebitz> That's very true
21:42 <Mort-> Its the concentration of maintaining the spell
21:47 <Mort-> He asks about
22:10 * Preebitz takes some steps backwards, very slowly so as to continue the amazing whistling he learned from his teapot back at home
22:13 <Mort-> Ok. So i see the evil gnome walk 5 ft away 
22:31 <Mort-> But god. No saving throw? :(
22:45 <Mort-> No actions during my round?
22:51 <Preebitz> I've only got 5 rounds of it left
22:52 <Preebitz> lol
23:02 <Mort-> Keep singing
23:04 <Mort-> lol
23:12 <Mort-> But you can use it again i think
23:19 * Preebitz wishes he could whistle at a pitch that would deafen his opponent
23:27 <Mort-> You would get 35 ft away
23:30 <Preebitz> Nah, it says 4+Cha rounds daily
23:37 <Mort-> Yeah
23:45 <Mort-> But how many uses
24:31 <Preebitz> Bardic performance can be used for 4+Cha Mod rounds per day
24:43 <Preebitz> There's different types of performances once you've casted it
25:03 <Preebitz> So you use the ability then choose the desired effect
25:59 * Preebitz takes a few more steps backwards, ensuring a good 10ft lays between him and the enthralled, scimitar wielding madman that thirsts for his delicious Gnomish blood
26:54 <Preebitz> "Oh my god Oh my god Oh my god I'm so dead I'm so dead I'm so screeeeewwed!!"
27:01 * Preebitz he thinks to himself
27:55 * Preebitz starts to take some more steps backwards but trips on a rock!
28:45 <Mort-> Lol don't
28:57 <Preebitz> !throw 1d20+2+1 Concentration (DC10 + 5 + 1)
28:57 <diebot> Preebitz, Concentration (DC10 + 5 + 1): [1d20=15] 18
29:06 <Mort-> You get up to...
29:16 * Preebitz manages to keep the whistling going somehow
29:19 <Mort-> Your concentration
29:25 <Mort-> Ah k
29:39 <Mort-> How far are you away
29:39 <Preebitz> Made up a random DC for the rock lol
29:50 <Preebitz> 15 feet, I can still see you and be heard
29:51 <Mort-> Before you end facination
29:54 <Preebitz> Funny how this place echos
30:06 <Hydrazine> pretty loud whistler.
30:17 <Preebitz> I learned from the best. Finest Teapot in the land
30:26 * Mort- is getting very grumpy..once i lay my hands on that gnome...
31:21 <Preebitz> Okay, so how does movement work if I break fascination. My sheet says 20ft
31:29 <Preebitz> Could I run that far in a turn if I do nothing else?
32:07 <Mort-> You can run 40 ft
32:13 <Mort-> Double move
32:29 <Mort-> Once you get out of 90 ft
32:32 <Mort-> I'm free
32:55 <Hydrazine> what kind of armor you in?
32:59 <Preebitz> Leather
33:07 <Hydrazine> if its not heavy, you can run 4x normal speed in a round.
33:14 <Hydrazine> if its JUST running, and a more or less straight line.
33:27 <Mort-> 4x?
33:32 <Mort-> How do you do that
33:34 <Hydrazine> 3x in heavy armor.
33:36 <Preebitz> So I could run up to 80ft I I just bail
33:40 <Mort-> Only 2 x?
33:44 <Hydrazine> or 5x with the run feat.
33:54 <Mort-> How do you get 4 x hydra
34:17 <Hydrazine> I'm better than you.
34:29 <Hydrazine> http://www.d20pfsrd.com/gamemastering/exploration-movement
34:32 <Hydrazine> modes of movement
34:34 <Hydrazine> #3, run
35:38 <Preebitz> So, if I try and bail, I could run pretty much backwards or sideways another 80 Ft?
35:50 <Mort-> Its still in combat
36:03 <Mort-> I'm going to hunt you down ^^
36:11 <Hydrazine> i think khaz might be faster than you.
36:49 <Mort-> Oh yes!
36:57 <Mort-> 30 movement speed
37:02 <Mort-> Can i charge? :d
37:13 <Preebitz> I have an idea. Does turning in your square cost a move?
37:25 <Mort-> What do you mean
37:40 <Preebitz> Lets say I turn around, so I'm no longer facing you and run.
37:50 <Hydrazine> turning around is not a move.
37:54 <Preebitz> Next turn, I'm still facing away from you. Does turning to face you cost anything?
37:55 <Preebitz> Goood
38:04 <Preebitz> I have a plan that WON'T work, but it's worth a shot
38:33 <Hydrazine> actually the game rules don't discuss facing directions much. Go with its assumed your facing whatever direction you want, unless some other actions make this illogical.
39:08 <Preebitz> Fair enough. Updating my character sheet because I forgot something
39:14 <Mort-> Can i charge? :d
39:21 * Mort- wants to charge
39:30 <Mort-> How many feet away is he
39:32 <Hydrazine> if you're close enough and theres no difficult terrain
39:33 * Preebitz thinks you should be quiet and enjoy the show
39:44 <Preebitz> I'm 15 feet at this point
39:48 <Mort-> Yeah
39:49 <Mort-> K
39:59 <Mort-> When you release me then
40:18 <Preebitz> How far can you charge?
41:09 <Hydrazine> 60ft?
41:32 <Preebitz> I can get away
41:33 <Preebitz> wait
41:41 <Preebitz> he's going to destroy me in 2 turns
41:50 <Preebitz> MY BODY IS NOT PREPARED FOR THIS
42:01 <Hydrazine> I wouldn't be too worried about losing this.
42:07 <Hydrazine> Khaz is a bit more fightery than you.
42:15 <Mort-> Yeah he is
42:20 <Mort-> Its a lesson for you
42:21 <Preebitz> I know haha
42:24 <Mort-> Not to let anyone
42:30 <Mort-> Get close to you
42:43 <Mort-> Damn where is my gnome bbq :p
42:47 <Preebitz> Haha
42:52 <Preebitz> Alright
43:06 <Mort-> 60 ft
43:09 <Mort-> Yes
43:21 * Preebitz Turns around and fleets 80 feet at 4x speed, breaking Fascinate on his opponent, putting 95ft between them
43:31 <Preebitz> THAT WAS MEANT TO SAY FLEES
43:54 <Preebitz> I'm so dead after my next turn
43:56 <Preebitz> oh man oh man oh man
44:18 <Mort-> I move max speed towards the gnome
44:38 <Mort-> You have a 15 ft head start
44:51 <Mort-> My 4 x speed is 120 et
44:52 <Mort-> Ft
44:58 <Mort-> I'm next to you again
45:06 <Mort-> What do you choose to do
45:07 <Preebitz> Ah nuts
45:22 <Mort-> But i can't perform any actions while i ran up to you
45:54 * Preebitz sighs heavily in exasperation, and exhaustion, but lifts his sword nonetheless to poke his opponent in the knee with his short sword
46:05 <Mort-> You can try ^^
46:16 <Mort-> Roll it
46:18 <Preebitz> !throw 1d20+1 Short sword to the knee?
46:19 <diebot> Preebitz, Short sword to the knee?: [1d20=5] 6
46:27 * Preebitz slumps his head
46:50 <Preebitz> Your AC is what?
47:55 <Mort-> 17
48:21 * Preebitz hands Khaz his sword. "Here, use it as a toothpick after you've finished"
48:23 * Mort- gropes for preebitz again
48:33 <Mort-> Take your aoo
48:48 <Preebitz> !throw 1d20+1
48:49 <diebot> Preebitz, 1d20+1: [1d20=7] 8
48:57 <Preebitz> WHY GOD WHY
49:12 <Hydrazine> Khaz, gnome molester.
49:19 <Mort-> !throw 1d20+4 grapple gnomes
49:20 <Preebitz> Wait, does AoO ignore AC?
49:20 <diebot> Mort-, grapple gnomes: [1d20=15] 19
49:26 <Mort-> It doesn't
49:36 * Preebitz is grappled, in all the wrong places
49:42 <Mort-> Ah one nice gnome grappled
50:46 <Preebitz> !throw 1d20+2+1 Cmon, this man loves a good show
50:47 <diebot> Preebitz, Cmon, this man loves a good show: [1d20=17] 20
50:47 <Mort-> Your choice
50:54 <Mort-> You hit again
51:37 * Preebitz managed to concentrate while being groped, instead of whistling this time, he's starting a romantic ballad
51:42 * Mort- wonders if he should have just sliced his head off
51:50 <Mort-> I don't think you can do that
51:57 <Mort-> Aren't you out of those?
52:06 <Preebitz> Nope, I still had 3 rounds
52:15 <Preebitz> it says if you succeed the save, I can't do it
52:20 <Preebitz> Nothing about if I break it
52:48 <Mort-> True
52:58 MekkisScreen_ is now known as Grolschmir
53:02 <Mort-> Oh oh
53:07 * Grolschmir charges mort-
53:09 <Mort-> I'm going to get screwed
53:12 <Grolschmir> @charge
53:13 <diebot> Grolschmir, attack: [1d20=3] 16; damage: [3d6=4,3,4] 50
53:14 <Mort-> Roll attack lol
53:27 <Mort-> Splat
53:28 <Mort-> Lol
53:34 <Mort-> Nearly missed
53:38 <Grolschmir> yeah
53:39 * Preebitz is covered in....ketchup?
53:40 <Mort-> If i wasn't grappling
53:43 <Mort-> Would have
53:45 <Mort-> Yeah lol
53:52 <Mort-> Rule no. 1
54:00 <Grolschmir> that's what you get for grappling gnomes !
54:05 <Preebitz> Oh based BBQ gods, you have given me a blessing indeed
54:08 <Mort-> Don't piss gnomes off
54:10 <Mort-> Lol
54:19 <Preebitz> They will make you listen to them whistling
54:20 <Grolschmir> of
54:29 <Mort-> Haha!
54:32 <Grolschmir> fort save or die from massive damage!
54:53 <Mort-> Point to note. Ill skip grappling spell casters next time
54:56 <Preebitz> What's the DC he needs?
55:01 <Mort-> That hit would kill me instantly
55:08 <Mort-> I have no need to make save
55:10 <Mort-> :d
55:15 <Mort-> 17 hp
55:16 <Grolschmir> 15
55:22 <Mort-> Instant death
55:47 <Preebitz> !throw 1d20+2 Fort Save Test
55:48 <diebot> Preebitz, Fort Save Test: [1d20=9] 11
55:51 <Preebitz> nuts
55:54 <Mort-> But khaz isn't a specialist grappler
55:57 <Mort-> Anyway
56:02 Grolschmir is now known as MekkisScreen
56:11 <Mort-> Ask hydra to show you how to do it like a boss
56:25 <MekkisScreen> Karr!
56:29 <Hydrazine> hm?
56:33 <Hydrazine> I'm almost done with him.
56:42 <Hydrazine> traits and misc gear.
57:01 <Preebitz> I think that's the last revision of my gnome
57:13 <Preebitz> hopefully everything is correct this time
57:16 <MekkisScreen> how early can one get from Melbourne to tullamarine
58:17 <Preebitz> if my Ranged = 2 under attacks, does that make my TAB for my Crossbow +2?
58:19 <Mort-> Yeah
58:23 <Mort-> Hydra
58:29 <Mort-> Mek bullied me!
58:31 <Hydrazine> hm?
58:36 <Hydrazine> You had it coming.
58:39 <Preebitz> Mek is mah hero
58:43 <Hydrazine> I considered sending Hoku in to save him.
58:46 * Mort- cries
58:48 <Mort-> Lol
58:51 <Hydrazine> Just cause you were being mean.
59:02 <Preebitz> Groping gnomes, naughty
59:13 <Mort-> Lol
59:21 <Mort-> You tumbled me to the ground
59:26 <Mort-> The last time
59:42 * Mort- sulks in a corner
59:44 <Preebitz> Kicked your jimmies too
59:52 <Hydrazine> how the balls do I always lose my calculator..
00:10 <Mort-> I think. If i have to grapple
00:17 <Mort-> Ill choose to just 2 handed swing
00:26 <Mort-> Grappling is a pain
00:41 <Hydrazine> you can't 2h swing while grappling.
01:02 <Preebitz> Yeah you can, you can swing your opponent haha
01:09 <Preebitz> Make them reflex save
01:22 <Preebitz> Human should be able to throw a dwarf/gnome/halfling
01:56 <Hydrazine> lol
02:29 <tristen> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dwarf_tossing
02:42 <tristen> legal!
03:05 <tristen> mekkis: how early can one get from melbourne to tullamarine?
03:32 <tristen> you can get there early as you like!
03:34 <Preebitz> Grapple > Throw > Reflex save> Throw 5ft+Str Mod > Reflex save > Fail = 0.5*level+enemy str mod
03:44 <Hydrazine> check out ki throw too.
03:57 <Mort-> Yeah i can't
04:07 <Mort-> That's why i should skip grapple
04:10 <Mort-> And just hit
04:29 <Preebitz> I'm going to play awesome drum solos
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05:53 <Preebitz> So I could have done worse with my first character? I'm on no sleep and was working on him at 5am, wasn't I Hydra?
06:54 <Hydrazine> If it makes you feel any better, my first char's a wimp in combat too.
07:00 <Hydrazine> !findchar Nearis
07:00 <Hydrazine> There.
07:01 <diebot> Hydrazine, Character: Nearis, number: 346( http://dnd.ballig.net/viewchar.php5?char=346 )
07:11 <Hydrazine> I made up for it with the second.
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08:12 <Hydrazine> WE'RE BEING SURROUNDED!
08:20 <mekkis_tablet> ja
08:27 <Hydrazine> Mekkis everywhere!
09:03 <Hydrazine> I think the trick to fighting Grolshmir is anti aircraft tech. Flak cannons and explosive rounds and so on.
09:20 <Preebitz> I could fascinate, or attempt to
09:21 <Preebitz> hehe
09:38 <mekkis_tablet> there are methods
09:53 <mekkis_tablet> of course, Avatar thinks all my characters should be illegal
09:56 <Preebitz> None have survived to pass on the results
09:58 <mekkis_tablet> he doesn't like me having fun
10:24 <Preebitz> I think I'm going to play some neverwinter nights to get me in the mood
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12:13 * Mort- congratulates preebitz on escaping. Even if she wants gnome bbq :p
12:23 <Preebitz> :)
12:32 <Hydrazine> lol
12:37 <Mort-> What i like about what you did is that you thought of unconventional stuff
12:50 <Mort-> Hope you will get to meet khaz someday
12:52 <Mort-> He is cool
13:06 <mekkis_tablet> has Mort- actually met any of my characters?
13:28 <Mort-> No
13:45 <Mort-> You keep saying you played all ballig can dm
14:24 <Mort-> And i promise you
14:37 <Mort-> He doesn't grope gnomes in live
14:43 <Preebitz> ehehe
15:19 <Mort-> What he more likely would do is 2 hs finish
16:39 <Mort-> And. None of my characters hate gnomes ^^
16:49 <Mort-> Only me ^^
17:38 <Preebitz> Racist
18:20 <Mort-> We have quirks
18:49 <Mort-> Mort is more light hearted
18:50 <Hydrazine> I hate archers.
18:54 <Mort-> Khaz isnt so
18:56 * Preebitz can't find his neverwinter nights disk ;_;
19:00 <Mort-> Tell oskar that
19:03 <Mort-> I playedd
19:16 <Mort-> Tell you what hydra
19:24 <Mort-> If we see archers in the future
19:27 <Hydrazine> I hate enemy archers. I'll be specific.
19:33 <Mort-> Ill open a fog cloud
19:40 <Mort-> You just hide in there
20:02 <Mort-> I already told you how i would do it right
20:06 <Hydrazine> Archers have this trick, Preebitz . They miss everything until Jerus gets 1 round away from smashing face.
20:15 <Hydrazine> Then they do like all my health in damage, instantly.
20:31 <Preebitz> LOL
20:45 <Hydrazine> Its happened in like 3 scenarios.
20:50 <mekkis_tablet> heh
21:24 <Mort-> Do you want protection from arrows hydra?
21:39 <Mort-> I can get that whipped up as a special if you like
21:42 <Hydrazine> hm.
21:48 <Hydrazine> I'll consider it.
21:48 <mekkis_tablet> I realised that I haven't actually played PFS since 29th of January!
23:47 <mekkis_tablet> Hydrazine, you should run amodule
23:48 <Hydrazine> stunning fist is only once per day?
23:50 <Hydrazine> huh.
24:10 <Mort-> You know. I'm just here to serve
24:18 <Mort-> I've realised all you need to do
24:20 <Hydrazine> I shall take this into consideration.
24:28 <Mort-> Is to buff hydra
24:34 <Mort-> He will clean up the mess
24:37 <Hydrazine> ...
24:38 <Hydrazine> I'm not superman.
25:06 <Hydrazine> All Ava needed to do was lifelink me and I woulda fucked up your spawncamping rogue.
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26:12 <Mort-> But you know i wonder what we are going to do
26:16 <Mort-> Once you get charmed
26:28 <Hydrazine> Die.
26:31 <Mort-> That scary thought occurdd to me
26:39 <Mort-> Yeah we are all going to die
26:48 <Mort-> Even if you re rolled your will save
26:59 <Mort-> You would still fk up
27:03 <Hydrazine> run like shit.
27:17 <Mort-> How about wekill 
27:24 <Mort-> The opposing caster
27:29 <Mort-> That would free you?
27:50 <Mort-> Or if we disrupted his concentration
30:56 <Hydrazine> great perception rolls.
31:11 <Hydrazine> I don't know much about charm spells. Or even many spells in general.
31:54 <mekkis_tablet> Hydrazine, run a module for us
32:19 <Mort-> Yeah i guess he is quite melee
32:25 <Mort-> We all have weaknesses
32:36 <mekkis_tablet> yes, yes we do
33:28 <Mort-> Protection from evil
33:29 <Hydrazine> Um.
33:39 <Mort-> Doesn't give immunity
33:44 <Mort-> Just another roll
33:48 <Hydrazine> I haven't really put much effort into that yet, Mekkis, because I've only even played a handful of games.
33:49 <Mort-> Which you will fk up
33:54 <Mort-> Lol
36:43 <mekkis_tablet> so?
37:42 <Hydrazine> I'll start studying up my how to run games.
37:51 <mekkis_tablet> paladin spells are so cool
38:39 <Mort-> I agree
38:43 <Mort-> But i can't play
38:47 <Mort-> A paladin
39:00 <Mort-> I would like to meet asmel
39:18 <mekkis_tablet> round. For every 5 feet your mount moves in a given round,
39:18 <mekkis_tablet> you gain a +1 competence bonus on Ride checks and both you
39:19 <mekkis_tablet> and your mount gain a +1 morale bonus on damage rolls made
39:19 <mekkis_tablet> with weapons or natural attacks for 1 round. 
39:19 <Mort-> Preebitz. Guess why i can't play a paladin? :d
39:29 <Hydrazine> Shes too freakin crazy
39:31 <mekkis_tablet> because paladins aren't racist!
40:42 <mekkis_tablet> tristen, are you around?
40:54 <tristen> yep!
40:58 <tristen> alt-tabbing
41:53 <Mort-> Lol
41:56 <mekkis_tablet> how easy is it to call ruby code from PHP?
42:14 <tristen> dunno, i've never had to...
42:18 <tristen> one sec...
42:20 <mekkis_tablet> or C code
42:24 <mekkis_tablet> or native code
42:25 <mekkis_tablet> or whatever
42:32 <tristen> i've never had to do that either
42:45 <tristen> one sec...
42:48 <Mort-> Tristen would make a cool pally!
43:06 <Mort-> He doesn't have mean bones in his body!
43:59 <Preebitz> Sorry, I'm playing Neverwinter Nights haha
45:18 <Mort-> 2 or 1
45:45 <Mort-> I ran a dragonmaster negotiator
46:02 <Mort-> In motb i created the dual wield version
46:27 <mekkis_tablet> Preebitz, have you chosen a faction?
46:31 <tristen> heya mekkis
46:37 <tristen> what exactly do you need to do?
46:47 <tristen> get some output from ruby?
46:53 <mekkis_tablet> yeah
47:00 <tristen> k one more sec
47:03 <mekkis_tablet> basically, I want to make by extractor web-driven
47:29 <mekkis_tablet> I have a ruby script that goes to the database behind the profiler, and produces an ascii character sheet
48:01 <tristen> ok, a bit clunky, but this might be the way to go: http://php.net/manual/en/function.exec.php
48:10 <tristen> you can capture the output into an array
48:20 <tristen> plain old system command
48:31 <tristen> or...
48:34 <Preebitz> Mekkis, I did, give me a second
48:42 <mekkis_tablet> you don't need to tell everyone
48:46 <mekkis_tablet> what it is
48:47 <Preebitz> ok
48:55 <tristen> you could put the ruby script in a webpage elsewhere friendlier
49:00 <tristen> and just read the url from php
49:01 <mekkis_tablet> but I'd suggest that you read up on what that faction represents
49:07 <Preebitz> Yeah I did
49:10 <mekkis_tablet> tristen, it needs to run on the server
49:21 <mekkis_tablet> and you should generally not disclose your faction
49:25 <tristen> yep ok, maybe exec is what you need
49:34 <mekkis_tablet> hmmm
49:38 <mekkis_tablet> Players may read a scenario after they have played it, but may not do so to second guess a GM’s decisions or play styles. 
50:10 <Preebitz> !findchar norhand
50:12 <diebot> Preebitz, Character: norhand, number: ( http://dnd.ballig.net/viewchar.php5?char= )
50:18 <tristen> !findchar Norhand
50:18 <diebot> tristen, Character: Norhand, number: 370( http://dnd.ballig.net/viewchar.php5?char=370 )
50:23 <tristen> (caps)
50:27 <Preebitz> Dern caps
52:19 <tristen> mekkis if exec is too heavy-handed
52:32 <tristen> you can run a http server on a different port locally...
52:40 <tristen> and access the url...
52:42 <tristen> just saying
54:19 <mekkis_tablet> Preebitz, don't put your gnomish SLAs in with your spells
54:32 <mekkis_tablet> there's a subtle difference between a spell-like ability and a spell
55:01 <Preebitz> Who told me to put them there o.o
55:15 <Preebitz> I think it was Avatar
56:31 <mekkis_tablet> could have been
56:39 <mekkis_tablet> but you get each of your SLAs 1/day
56:51 <mekkis_tablet> your 0-level spells you cast at-will
56:59 <mekkis_tablet> (and SLAs don't have components)
57:47 <Preebitz> Fair enough. I've moved them to racial bonuses
58:23 <mekkis_tablet> also, I'll just put this out there, you don't need to take this advice, but in my opinion, Combat Casting isn't really a good feat...
59:18 <Mort-> Unless ugly humans grapple you :d
59:27 <Mort-> But mostly no ones gotten grappled yet
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00:05 <mekkis_tablet> actually, even if you're grappled, concentration checks aren't going to help
00:29 <mekkis_tablet> when you're grappled, you can't cast spells with somatic components
00:36 <Mort-> My casters don't have combat casting
00:37 <Mort-> Yeah
00:49 <mekkis_tablet> (which is about 95% of your spell list)
00:55 <Mort-> Khaz does but that's another reason all together
00:57 <Jaggedsoul> Is it ok for me to use mibbit? mirc no longer works
01:04 * Mort- gives a little sigh
01:14 <tristen> heya jagged
01:20 <tristen> mirc run out?
01:22 <Jaggedsoul> yo trist
01:23 <tristen> use xchat?
01:27 <Jaggedsoul> yep
01:42 <Jaggedsoul> that will take a while to download
01:51 <tristen> theres a windows version
02:02 <Preebitz> There. That's hopefully the last revision
02:47 <tristen> http://www.silverex.org/download/
02:50 <Mort-> Going to afk soon
02:58 <tristen> it's only 8megs!
04:02 <tristen> how's the new tail working out mort?
04:07 <Jaggedsoul> I'm trying to dld it
04:09 <tristen> and how did you regrow it?
04:42 <Mort-> I vampired it off ballig
05:14 <tristen> o.....kay?
05:25 <Mort-> When a tashes ballig eating bear tore off his face
05:34 <tristen> lol his face?!
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05:41 <Mort-> I used one of the strips to grow a new tail!
05:57 <tristen> ah face-cell research finally pays off!
05:59 <Mort-> Hey we got a bard :d
06:20 <Mort-> Stop trying to make khaz dabble in infernal powers :p
06:20 <Preebitz> Wut
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07:42 <tristen> all good jagged?
07:47 <Jaggedsoul> yep
07:50 <tristen> :)
08:05 <tristen> have you played fs3 before?
08:15 <Jaggedsoul> yes
08:39 <Jaggedsoul> will we use skype?
08:44 <tristen> probably
08:47 <tristen> avatar might not
08:52 <tristen> but i think we could
08:57 <tristen> should
09:07 <tristen> actually preebitz
09:15 <Jaggedsoul> jus gimme a ring and i'll join
09:20 <tristen> if you don't have skype installed...
09:24 <tristen> perhaps you should
09:30 <Preebitz> Of course I've got skype
09:30 <tristen> k jagged no worries
09:49 <tristen> cool add me as a contact tristen_e
10:03 <tristen> we'll kick off a conference call when we play
10:26 <tristen> (you don't HAVE to, but it helps)
10:44 <tristen> even if you just mute your mic and listen in
11:07 <Preebitz> Melbourne, tristen?
11:12 <tristen> aye
11:38 <tristen> goodo
11:45 <tristen> i dunno when we'll kick off
11:51 <Preebitz> All good
11:55 <Preebitz> I'm getting a drink
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18:04 <tristen> hullo!
18:22 <tristen> i think avatar might be asleep...
18:29 <tristen> let's see...
18:34 <Preebitz> He gave permissions to prank
21:54 <tristen> so yeah it looks like we got everyone but the dm
22:27 <Preebitz> HAH
24:07 <Jaggedsoul> while waiting, what classes are you playing?
24:29 <Preebitz> Barrrrrrd
25:43 <Preebitz> Oh, there is something I've been meaning to ask, what's the DevCA program do?
26:02 <tristen> archer!
26:14 <tristen> devca is how we manage combat
26:18 <tristen> combat assistant
26:24 <tristen> it's pretty straight-forward
26:28 <tristen> we crank it up
26:39 <tristen> we connect to the address the dm gives us
26:49 <tristen> and he loads up maps and stuff
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27:18 <tristen> make sure you have the unstable version, not the stable version
27:43 <tristen> i've been meaning to ask ballig to remove the stable version because it's listed first and it's confusing...
28:03 <Preebitz> I have no idea which version I have
28:05 <Jaggedsoul> I'm thinking conjurer or fighter
28:10 <Preebitz> I got it from the Getting started website
28:25 <tristen> crank it up
28:33 <tristen> click "listen" rather than "connect"
28:39 <tristen> and then help -> about
28:42 <Jaggedsoul> get it from download tab
28:44 <tristen> what version does it say?
29:02 <Preebitz> 2.0
29:20 <tristen> hmmm
29:26 <tristen> any build number or anything?
29:28 <tristen> http://dnd.ballig.net/DevCA-unstable.zip
29:37 <tristen> that's the direct download to the one you need anyway...
29:39 <Preebitz> build 772
29:53 <tristen> yeah you've got the wrong one
29:59 <tristen> delete it
30:07 <tristen> and click that link ^^^ instead
30:44 <tristen> i don't know why the stable version is still there on that page...
31:14 <Mort-> Ok back for now
31:31 <tristen> hullo!
31:33 <Mort-> Mek
31:38 <Mort-> Call avatar!
31:48 <tristen> there we go
31:55 <Mort-> And i wish i could bring my sorc
32:05 <Mort-> But I'm werking
32:21 * Mort- cheers preebitz on
32:33 <Preebitz> Dance my gnomey butt off
32:38 <Mort-> Lets do some morality checks on him first
32:43 <Jaggedsoul> I'll bring Magogg
32:57 <Mort-> Imagine. You are a class without heals.
33:20 <Mort-> A little slimy voice tells you he can heal your wounds
33:27 <Mort-> Would you accept his offer?
33:47 <Preebitz> At what cost, and how would you describe a "Slimy" voice?
33:51 <Mort-> He asks you to get some unsavory stuff
33:55 <Mort-> Devils blood.
34:11 <Preebitz> Gnomish Curiosity, I'd have to say yes
34:12 <Mort-> And he says oh you just need to petition to him
34:22 <Mort-> And apply that blood on your wounds
34:30 <Mort-> And he will fix it
34:35 <Mort-> He would do as he says
34:49 <Mort-> Khaz noted that already ><
34:53 <tristen> yeah jagged good call
35:01 <tristen> will magogg level after this one?
35:06 <tristen> oskar will :)
35:20 <Mort-> But each time he uses it. I feel that it taints his soul
35:22 <Jaggedsoul> hmmm
35:31 <Mort-> Well the recipient shouldn't be blamed
35:38 <Jaggedsoul> no
35:44 <Mort-> The blame should lie on the caster
35:45 <tristen> one more after that?
35:49 <Jaggedsoul> yep
35:52 <Mort-> For Making the pact
35:59 <Preebitz> Mort, You realise the only 2 races that could get kicked out of hell are Kender and Gnomes, right?
36:04 <Mort-> :d
36:13 <Mort-> I'm not gnome
36:31 <Mort-> And if i went to hell. Id have to stay there
36:31 <Jaggedsoul> she's a stump
36:32 <Preebitz> Those 2 races are what demons have nightmares about
36:45 <Mort-> Just don't intend to go to hell any time soon
37:11 <Preebitz> Oh, I'll visit it eventually
37:13 <Jaggedsoul> I'll get a drink
37:17 <Jaggedsoul> brb
37:20 <Mort-> Nightmare could probably persuade hell to let him lose
37:22 <Preebitz> Probably won't stay long
37:43 <Mort-> That gnome has 21 to his diplomacy roll ><
37:56 <Preebitz> :O
38:10 <Mort-> As i said
38:28 <Mort-> Gnomes are what's wrong with the world!
38:38 <Preebitz> How'd you get 21?
38:43 <Mort-> Don't worry. My characters don't have gnome issues
38:45 <Mort-> Ask mek
38:53 <Mort-> Don't ask me
39:10 <Mort-> Something about lots of charisma+5
39:19 <Preebitz> I get 9
39:28 <Mort-> Class skill  with at least 1 rank in it
39:33 <Mort-> +4
39:36 <Preebitz> Rank + Charisma Modifier + 3 for class
39:44 <Mort-> Then lots of other stuff
39:45 <Preebitz> + Persuasive (+2)
39:50 <Mort-> I don't know what
40:07 <Mort-> He is gnome though. And all gnomes are haxed!
40:26 <Mort-> Including your gnome bard!
40:30 <Preebitz> Min/maxing at it's finest. I can't do a damn thing in combat but I can talk the ear off a politician!
41:00 <Mort-> Who kept me at bay till grolshmir splatted me :(
41:01 <Hydrazine> rofl.
41:06 <Hydrazine> Dude, I think you're awesome.
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41:18 <Mort-> Yes he is awesome
41:31 <Mort-> I like his think out of the box streak
41:44 <Mort-> And we need a healer badly
41:52 <Mort-> Esp on low level group
41:59 <Mort-> Preebitz
42:07 <Mort-> Check the spell infernal healing out
42:37 <Mort-> Its a very resource efficient after combat healing spell
42:51 <Preebitz> Too bad Bard's not eligible for it
42:51 <Preebitz> haha
42:57 <Mort-> Its evil
43:01 <Mort-> And believe me.
43:10 <Mort-> You don't want to be in a position
43:15 <Mort-> You have to rely on it
43:20 <Brunius> Spaceshot around?
43:24 <Mort-> Been there. Done that.
43:30 <Brunius> Anyone know if he's played FS1?
44:09 <Mort-> Khaz has a wand of that stuff now
44:25 <Mort-> His full name is khazaran nashantyle btw
44:32 <Mort-> Its quite a mouthful
45:42 <Preebitz> Uuh, I don't think I have anything equipped
45:43 <Jaggedsoul> YOU'RE quite a mouthful
45:43 <Preebitz> lol
45:46 <Jaggedsoul> lol
46:12 * Preebitz is quite a MORSEL
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46:27 <Preebitz> That joke was so bad I reset Tashes connection
47:20 <Jaggedsoul> lol
48:16 <Jaggedsoul> I'm currently addicted to marvel alliance in facebook
48:32 <Brunius> Oh dear
48:38 <Brunius> You should stop sending me requests
48:42 <Brunius> I'm just gonna delete them
48:54 <Brunius> Anyone got suggests for level 1-5 scenarios?
49:15 <Brunius> suggestions, maybe?
51:33 <mekkis_tablet> Amoung the Living!
51:42 <Preebitz> Among?
51:47 <mekkis_tablet> Among the Dead
51:54 <mekkis_tablet> Among the Gods
52:01 <Preebitz> Among the Damned
53:08 <MekkisScreen> devil we know 3 and 4
53:27 <Preebitz> Cmon aaaaaaaaaaaaaavataaarrr. I have to go in like, 4 hours jeez
54:04 * Preebitz does a little dance, makes a little love and gets down tonight
54:23 <Hydrazine> Woah.
54:43 <Preebitz> Not funny, that's how my uncle died.
58:28 <MekkisScreen> blood at darkmoor manor!
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58:46 <MekkisScreen> I would play that, and Avatar wouldn't :P
58:57 <MekkisScreen> (it's retired)
58:57 <yeagel> hmm
59:09 <yeagel> isn;t there a game at this time?
59:29 <Preebitz> Avatar is playing hide and go sleep
59:34 <MekkisScreen> half an hour ago
59:40 <MekkisScreen> TPK
59:47 <yeagel> hmm
59:59 <yeagel> where is it going on, then?
00:05 <yeagel> there's nothing here
00:10 <yeagel> ...i think
03:09 <Preebitz> Cmon, Avatar <3
03:36 <Mort-> Call him
03:47 <Mort-> Someone
03:57 <Brunius> I will
05:23 <Mort-> Thanks
06:14 <Brunius> Didn't pick up, left a message
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11:25 <Avatar> ops
11:43 <Preebitz> nuoh my god
11:54 <Avatar> sorry 
12:16 Avatar gives voice to Hydrazine Jaggedsoul Preebitz
12:20 <Brunius> Man
12:22 <Brunius> God Avatar
12:26 Avatar gives voice to tristen
12:29 <Avatar> anyone else playing
12:39 <Brunius> FS3?
12:42 <Avatar> yeah
12:48 <Brunius> I'll pass
13:01 <Avatar> do you guys want to use skype
13:27 <Preebitz> I'm online and I've got tristen added, so whatever you guys are used to is fine by me
14:29 <Avatar> 124.148.174.206
14:31 <Avatar> for CA
14:58 Phly ([email protected]) has joined #d&d
15:24 <Phly> hi guys
15:26 <Brunius> sup
15:28 <Preebitz> Howdy
15:38 <Phly> hows the roleplaying going today
15:47 Jaggedsoul is now known as magogg
15:56 <Avatar> Phly: we're just about to start if you want 
15:58 <Avatar> in
16:02 <Phly> okay nice
16:06 <tristen> ok goodo
16:09 Avatar gives voice to Phly
16:19 tristen is now known as Oskar
16:33 <Phly> do i change my name to my chars name?
16:34 <magogg> what class are you playin Phly
16:39 <Avatar> yeah
16:41 <Oskar> avatar do you want to be in skype?
16:42 <Phly> barbarian
16:43 Preebitz is now known as Norhand
16:46 Phly is now known as ridali
16:54 ridali is now known as Ridali
17:25 <Avatar> I've got 2 people on skype
17:28 <Avatar> er, CA
17:36 <Ridali> skype names?
17:40 <Ridali> im ryan.maniam
17:58 <Avatar> bigspoiltbrat
18:14 <Norhand> long.john.faggy
18:54 <Ridali> weird i cant find either of u
19:18 <Norhand> You're putting it in the Skype name field, yeah?
19:25 <Ridali> yep
19:58 <Avatar> does everyone have CA 2.1
20:07 <Ridali> ill download it now
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20:14 <yeagel> back
20:48 <Ridali> the unstable ca 2.1?
20:53 <Avatar> yep
20:54 <Norhand> Si
21:41 <Ridali> okay i have tristen on skype now
21:55 Hydrazine is now known as Hokubi
22:12 <Hokubi> IDENTIFY
22:15 <Avatar> 124.148.174.206
22:16 <Avatar> connect up
22:26 <magogg> I'm on skype
22:36 <magogg> jaggedsoul4684
23:44 <Oskar> yeah jagged i got you but it says you ain't online atm...
24:59 <magogg> I am
26:37 <Oskar> 
27:36 <Avatar> the five of you meet up with Venture Captain Drandle Dreng, a wiry old man with a wild gray beard and glinting eyes, sitting on a large bench next to a finely dressed full figured woman who looks as though this entire meeting isn't worth it
28:39 <Avatar> Dreng introduces the woman as Lady Gloriana Morilla
29:05 <Mort-> Just got hired as a porter in rl
29:08 <Avatar> she's the leader of the Taldor faction, and she makes no move to greet you besides a tilting her head slightly in acknowledgement
29:17 <Hokubi> "Good evening, Lady."
29:22 <Hokubi> grats mort
29:26 <Avatar> and then Drengle says:
29:34 <Avatar> “Recently, a contact from the Low Azlanti embassy in Escadar approached us with an offer. It seems they have discovered a unique relic of Azlanti origin on the Inner Sea’s floor that we have a unique opportunity to add to our collection for study. In return, however, we must deliver one of our catalogued items to Escadar in exchange. The Low Azlanti drive a hard bargain, so we need you to 
29:35 <Avatar> escort a relics broker to Escadar so he can authenticate the Azlanti item and mediate a fair deal on the Ten’s behalf."
30:49 <Avatar> "You should be warned that the Pathfinder Society are not the only group looking for this relic. The Aspis Consortium has also tendered an offer, and the gillmen have decided to accept the Consortium's deal if the Pathfinder Society cannot ifnalise its agreement within 30 days."
31:26 <Hokubi> "So we have thirty days to complete or someone else gets our relic."
31:37 <Avatar> "An Aspis-funded warship patrols the waters just beyond Absalom's harbour, preventing Pathfinder agents from sailing to Escadar unmolested, but we've come up with a solution."
31:49 <Avatar> Lady Morilla stirs from her silence and speaks in a strong, demanding voice. “I have used some of the Empire of Taldor’s most skilled operatives to plant a false crew manifest and course plans with the harbormaster, ensuring that the Aspis Consortium spies who certainly keep an eye on such matters believe we are moving our relic to Escadar on a ship tomorrow morning. This decoy should occupy 
31:49 <Avatar> the Consortium sufficiently for you to travel overland to Escadar with plenty of time to make the final agreement with the gillmen before the Society’s window of opportunity runs out.”
32:07 <Oskar> mute mic please...
32:41 <Oskar> jagged?
32:55 <Norhand> "So they think we're on the boat, while we're actually walking the entire way?"
33:14 <Ridali> do we have to use talking marks?
33:19 <Avatar> "Correct."
33:25 <Brunius> That's how people know you're talking in character
33:30 <Brunius> It gets confusing if you don't
33:41 <Norhand> "That's some old-fashioned gnomish ingenuity right there! Not bad...for a human"
33:43 <Hokubi> seperates between the gibber-jabber and in char speak.
34:13 <Avatar> Dreng laughs to himself absently, and instructs you to go meet with the Pathfinder Society's ally, information broker Grandmaster Torch
34:45 <Norhand> "Grandmaster Torch? Hehe what funny names you humans have"
34:54 <Avatar> "I've made arrangements for you to meet with the Gillmen at a tavern called the Grindylow's Goblet over in Escadar."
35:39 <Norhand> "Does he have this relic...thing, can I look at it?"
35:44 <Norhand> "Just for a little bit?"
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36:12 <Avatar> "Nester Rees will have it with him."
36:41 <Oskar> norhand is the bard?
36:59 <Norhand> "Then what are we waiting for! This has to be good if so many people want it....maybe I can make it better"
37:00 <Avatar> "Once you arrive in Escadar, you only need to send word to the Low Azlanti embassy, then have Master Rees conduct the negotiations at the tavern on the Society's behalf."
37:09 <Avatar> "DO you have any questions before you leave?"
37:12 <magogg> "Hmp."
37:15 <Oskar> !findchar Hokubi
37:17 <diebot> Oskar, Character: Hokubi, number: ( http://dnd.ballig.net/viewchar.php5?char= )
37:31 <Avatar> "Nester Rees carries the relic for the exchange."
37:43 <Norhand> "So I'm not allowed to touch it?"
37:47 <Norhand> "Humph"
38:15 <Norhand> "Well then, let's head off!....No wait!"
38:20 <Avatar> "It's important that you're crystal clear on what needs to be done."
38:45 <Hokubi> "So he is doing the negotiating. We are just.. Protection and transportation?"
38:46 <Norhand> "Go with the old guy and the old relic to the place with the people! I got it!"
39:11 <Avatar> "Correct. Escort Rees to Escadar, and then organise the negotation."
39:34 <Avatar> "Nester will make the exchange at the tavern."
40:03 <Norhand> "Escadar--I've never been there! They don't know of my singing talents yet! Finally...A chance to be a star"
40:20 <Norhand> "Oh....and carry out an important mission yadda yadda yadda"
40:35 <Norhand> "Whats say, fellows? Adventure ho?"
40:44 <magogg> "Hmp"
40:45 <Ridali> "I just wanna smash faces so lets get a move on"
41:00 <Oskar> "aye! let's, er, roll and rock! (to coin a phrase)"
41:10 <Hokubi> "Right. Ho. Lets get moving. Thank you."
41:18 <Avatar> "You'll find Grandmaster Torch at the Siphons in the Puddles."
41:21 <magogg> "Hmp"
41:31 <Avatar> (which is in another part of Absalom, the city where you are currently in)
42:07 <Norhand> "To the Tavern! I'm sure there'll be plenty of drink for a big guy like you!" *nudges Ridali*
42:15 <magogg> "Is Torch, Human?"
42:25 <magogg> "or a Thing?"
42:25 <Avatar> hydrazine you there?
42:29 <Oskar> "yes, he's like a human torch"
42:34 <Hokubi> I'm on CA.
42:37 <Avatar> "He's a man."
42:47 <Norhand> "A human torch? Like on fire all the time?"
42:48 <Oskar> "you'll see..."
42:50 <Norhand> "aawww...."
42:53 <magogg> "Mister, that's fantastic!"
42:57 <Hokubi> port 4000?
42:57 <Avatar> you're not connected
43:00 <Avatar> yeah
43:09 <Hokubi> says its good. I see a map.
43:17 <Ridali> "hopefully he has some ale for me all this listening is making me thirsty"
43:20 <Avatar> you're in now
43:29 <Norhand> "Does uuhh...anybody know the way?"
43:39 <Avatar> everyone does
43:46 <Norhand> "Oh, I just remembered! I've been there once...or twice...
43:47 <Norhand> "
44:11 <Norhand> "This way! Cmon!" *Rushes off in the correct direction*
44:13 <Avatar> as you prepare to leave
44:28 <Avatar> Lady Morilla reaches out her arm to whoever's last to go
44:35 <Avatar> and gives them a note
44:53 <Ridali> "i dont know how to read sorry lady"
45:02 <Hokubi> "Here, let me see."
45:17 * Norhand hums a merry tune while skipping through the lanes of the town
45:25 <Avatar> it's in CA, map 2
45:43 * magogg is annoyed with all the lane skipping and everything
46:08 <Oskar> "ah magogg, happy as ever!"
46:19 * Norhand fiddles with various objects as he passes, greatly to the annoyance of the general public
46:41 * Hokubi walks with a purpose, like a proper monk.
46:47 * Ridali places the palm of his fist to cover his face
46:50 <MekkisScreen> 3
46:57 <Norhand> "Cmon guys! What are you waiting for?"
47:04 <Ridali> dam that didnt make sense
47:19 <Ridali> "lets go kick some ass"
47:20 <Avatar> Grandmaster Torch operates out of a network of subterranean tunnels beneath the waterlogged Absalom districts of the Puddles. Finding the Siphons takes no special skill, but does take you through the Puddles' rough and tumble flooded streets and into the sewers below
48:05 <Avatar> A gruff half-orc guard grants you entry into Torch's audience chamber in the Siphons, a large stone room that has been magically rid of all standing water or even airborne moisture.
48:39 * Norhand is amazed and incredibly curious
48:41 * magogg looks at the hal-orc, wondering if he is his bastard son.
48:49 <Avatar> Torch, a large dark-haired, burn-covered man in his late-middle years sits in a large bathtub, and two attendants continually pour cool water over his cursed, festering wounds
48:53 <Hokubi> "A good hiding place he has found to live in. Good day, Grandmaster."
49:01 <Avatar> “Well met, Pathfinders. I see you have survived as the Decemvirate’s pawns thus far, and for that I commend 
49:01 <Avatar> you. This next task they have for you is more dangerous than the venture-captain may have told you, so let me give you a word of warning. I have made it my life’s work to ensure Pathfinder agents are given all the tools they need to return home from their myriad adventures, and this map is the tool I give you. Follow the directions on my map as strictly as you can. Deviate from this path and 
49:02 <Avatar> you may encounter challenges far beyond your abilities. Many would paint me and those who believe like I do as betrayers of the Society, but it is the corps of the organization that I am completely loyal to. Each and every one of you. “If you believe you have been mistreated by the Ten or their representatives, don’t hesitate to let me know upon your return from Escadar. My network of agents 
49:02 <Avatar> and spies if vast, and I am a powerful ally to have on your side.
49:47 <Norhand> "So does the water evaporate or what?"
49:51 <magogg> "Hmp"
50:06 <Ridali> "wheres my ale old man?"
50:10 <Norhand> "I mean...this is incredible! If we could make a boat out of this, we'd be RICH!"
50:22 <Hokubi> "Thank you, grandmaster. Do you have any further information for us?"
50:50 <Norhand> "Yeah, so what did you say about paths or something?"
51:00 <Avatar> "You have a long journey ahead of you. And remember, don’t deviate from this map—it’s designed to get you there and back safely!
51:10 <Avatar> "Now be off."
51:26 <magogg> "Hmp"
51:33 * magogg moves out
51:44 * Norhand mumbles "cranky old geezer, bet he doesn't want us to get the good treasure off the path"
51:49 * Hokubi follows Magogg.
52:12 * Ridali follows acordingly
52:25 <Avatar> while you're buying stuff, Nester Rees meets up with you and introduces himself, telling you he's ready to depart whenever you are
52:48 <Avatar> "I suggest we travel light to speed our journey across the island to the village of Pier's End."
52:51 <Norhand> "Hey big guy! Reckon I could get a lift on your shoulders? My legs are shorter than yours"
52:57 * Norhand pokes Ridali
53:06 <Avatar> Rees is a man of Garundi descent who walks with a cane
53:10 <Oskar> "how many days travel from absalom to piers end?"
53:10 * Ridali slaps norhand across the face
53:31 <Oskar> "anyone?"
53:44 <Avatar> "It's a 7-day trip."
53:57 <Norhand> "I'm not sure, I've never been! Hey Mr Rees, are there pirates?"
54:04 <Avatar> "From there, it's a further 12 hour trip to Escadar."
54:05 <Ridali> "we better get enough ale to last me 7 days"
54:07 <Oskar> "ah, i think i'll be buying 7 days worth of trail rations myself..."
54:08 <Norhand> "I'd love to see a pirate ship! It would be something to sing about"
54:23 <Avatar> "Oh I hope not."
54:29 <Hokubi> "Could you carry enough ale to last you seven days?"
54:42 <Oskar> "yeah easy!"
54:51 * Hokubi follows Oskar to get food for the trip.
54:56 <Norhand> "Oh...yeah. Food....I wonder if there's a fruit merchant around, or somewhere that can sell me a teapot"
54:58 <Ridali> "you do realise i am a heavy drinker"
55:16 <Oskar> "better pack some light ale then!"
55:16 * Norhand follows the group absent mindedly
55:32 * Ridali trails slowly behind the group
56:02 <Norhand> "Hey Mr Rees, don't we have to go through the mountains?"
56:06 * Ridali checks his pockets and in misbelief sees he has no gold
56:16 <Norhand> "To get to the piers end place?"
56:17 <Ridali> i mean disbelief
56:34 <Avatar> "I don't know, I'll simply be following you, of course."
56:46 <Oskar> "hmmm, i've never tried travelling through mountains before..."
56:51 <Oskar> "has anyone?"
57:02 <Norhand> "I hear there are giants up in those mountains somewhere...Hey Ridali, we might run into your mother on the way"
57:05 * Norhand chuckles
57:25 * Oskar chuckles too
57:50 <Norhand> "I kid, I kid, but seriously if we're done, we should get moving, it's a long walk and it looks like half the ale's already gone"
58:03 <Hokubi> "Mountains? I have passed near some before, but never quite through. It cannot be worse than other places I have seen. But I agree. Lets get moving."
58:43 <Avatar> The Cairnlands, a broken landscape of blood-salted earth 
58:43 <Avatar> and the ruins of countless failed assaults on Absalom’s walls, 
58:44 <Avatar> soon yields to open fields and fertile ground. Ahead, a vast 
58:44 <Avatar> forest covers the foothills of large range of snow-capped 
58:44 <Avatar> mountains. The well-trodden road soon ends at a tall wall of 
58:44 <Avatar> trees, signaling the end of civilization.
59:03 <Avatar> some centaurs approach you
59:16 <Norhand> "Oh look, horsemen"
59:17 <Avatar> "You there!"
59:22 <Norhand> "Me?"
59:29 <Oskar> "they look more like menhorse"
59:35 <Ridali> "can i smash there faces in please"
59:37 <Avatar> "What's your business out here so far from Absalom!"
59:45 <Hokubi> "Greetings. No violence yet, please."
59:53 <Norhand> "What's your business so close to Absalom?"
00:00 <Avatar> they're clearly a lot tougher than you guys are
00:09 <Norhand> "Yeah, mmm...think about it"
00:20 <Hokubi> "We are travelling north. Is this not permitted?"
00:24 <Ridali> "they dont look so tough to me"
00:42 <magogg> "Ever been kicked by a horse?"
00:48 * Hokubi tries to stand close enough to Ridali to restrain him if necessary.
00:50 <Avatar> "It's dangerous out here, what's your business?"
00:59 * magogg does the same
01:07 <Mort-> Lol
01:08 <Ridali> "were in search of faces which need smashing"
01:13 <Norhand> "We only seek passage, we are travellers"
01:26 <Hokubi> "Our business is precisely that. Ours. Do you wish to prevent us travelling, or warn us of the dangers?"
01:30 <Norhand> "Can someone please gag him?"
01:37 <magogg> "Yes, that's what the young squirt actually means."
02:18 <Avatar> "There's a predatory threat through these woods, and I'm not sure you can handle yourselves. Especially that one."
02:24 <Avatar> he motions to Ridali
02:40 <Norhand> "Oh good, he questions the biggest of the group..."
03:03 <Avatar> "You should turn back."
03:06 <Norhand> "Look, we have travelled far and wide, will you share your information so that we may be ready or will you speak in cryptic clues?"
03:11 <Ridali> "does this "thing" have a face?"
03:39 <Avatar> Norhand: roll diplomacy
03:44 <Hokubi> "What sort of threat? The more you tell us, the more prepared we will be. But we are intent upon our journey, and we have many miles to cross."
03:48 <Oskar> "aye, we may look a bit wet behind the ears but we can handle ourselves..."
03:59 <Avatar> hokubi and oskar can roll as well
04:14 <Norhand> !throw 1d20+9 Diplomacy: Centaurs
04:15 <diebot> Norhand, Diplomacy: Centaurs: [1d20=9] 18
04:22 <Oskar> !throw 1d20-1 diplomacy
04:23 <diebot> Oskar, diplomacy: [1d20=10] 9
04:28 * Mort- jaw drops out
04:40 <Hokubi> !throw 1d20-2 diplomacy i'll probably fail at
04:40 <diebot> Hokubi, diplomacy i'll probably fail at: [1d20=6] 4
05:12 <Ridali> do i roll?
05:22 <Avatar> "Alright, well if you're insistent about going in to face the dark cat stalking the forest, take this with you."
05:27 <Mort-> Hokubi
05:33 <Mort-> Secret channel
05:34 <magogg> "any wisdom from the great horsemen are much appreciated. your knowledge of the wilds is unparalleled."
05:38 <Avatar> He gives Norhand 8 berries and a masterwork longspear
05:52 <Avatar> "These berries hold their enchantment for 4 days."
05:59 <Ridali> "do you have any ale perhaps"
06:02 <Norhand> "What is their enchantment?"
06:05 <magogg> "and we shall be honored to know what needs be to traverse this place and be safe."
06:13 <Ridali> "id much prefer ale"
06:24 <Avatar> "Goodberries. They'll heal you slightly and keep you well fed for a day."
06:35 <Ridali> "maybe you have some good ale"
06:52 <Hokubi> "Thank you for your help."
07:03 <Norhand> "And the spear, surely you would not entrust such a primative weapon with strangers facing a predatory threat you deem a danger. Is there more to it?"
07:04 <Avatar> "Be warned, this cat is no simple animal. Just two days ago, we felt the cat's presence as if it were herding us into an ambush."
07:20 <magogg> "Let's be off then."
07:24 <Avatar> "Kill it if you encounter it."
07:33 <magogg> "Thanks fer the warning."
07:34 <Oskar> "easy!"
07:35 <Avatar> "It is a well-made spear that should help you, nothing more."
07:42 <Avatar> and the centaurs gallop off
07:44 <Ridali> "killing thats my specialty"
07:52 <magogg> "Hmp"
08:15 <Norhand> "Goodberries...I like the sound of them...I'll have to come back one day and find more! Well you heard the horseman, let's go cat-hunting!"
08:22 <Avatar> The sound of running water echoes ahead, and several muted beams of light pierce the thick forest canopy. Soon the dense forest opens, revealing a river that blocks the way forward. A large felled tree trunk offers a way over the swift moving river. With the exception of the rushing sound of the water, an eerie silence pervades the area, as does the fresh smell of death.
08:24 <Hokubi> "A big cat? You are skilled in such matters, Oskar, are you not?"
08:49 <Avatar> it's night time now
08:53 <Norhand> "Ridali, did you release your bowels?"
09:00 <magogg> "Have you a ways to track it?"
09:03 <Oskar> "me? i'm skilled at putting an arrow in it's arse, but that's where it, er, ends"
09:09 * Ridali urinates all over norhand
09:10 <magogg> "The Thing?"
09:26 <Oskar> "steady on ridali!"
09:49 <Norhand> "You better not fall asleep, Barbarian, or you see this spear? You won't for much longer"
10:08 <Ridali> "sleep... sleep is for the weak"
10:08 <Norhand> "Seriously though...wait. Do you hear that?"
10:11 <Oskar> "less clowning more vigilance"
10:16 <Oskar> "or something..."
10:34 <Norhand> "There's no animal sounds...nothing but the river"
10:36 <Avatar> can I get your hp and colours please
10:39 <Oskar> "a river! bags not first"
10:40 <Hokubi> "Careful you two. I think you're about the right size for a giant cat's lunch."
10:43 <Hokubi> orange! 11
10:52 <Ridali> what colour?
10:57 <Oskar> green
11:09 <Ridali> purple
11:11 <Norhand> 10 purple
11:18 <Norhand> oh for the love of
11:21 <Norhand> 10 blu
11:21 <magogg> hp 12 ac 17 brown med
11:22 <Norhand> e
11:32 <Ridali> 16 hp
12:08 <Ridali> put me next to h
12:31 <Ridali> im happy with that
13:32 <Oskar> "stinking corpses..."
13:38 <Norhand> "No seriously, what is that smell"
13:44 <Norhand> "It's worse than the barbarian"
13:47 * Hokubi makes what he thinks are big cat sounds over Norhand's shoulder.
13:52 <Oskar> "it's that bloody corpse over there"
14:06 <Oskar> "poke it with that spear"
14:06 * Norhand runs forward a couple of metres and trips over the corpse
14:28 * Hokubi absolutely fails at keeping a straight face, but goes to help him up.
14:33 * Ridali pokes the corpse with his sword
14:46 <Oskar> @see
14:47 <diebot> Oskar, perception: [1d20=4] 6
14:52 <Norhand> "That was rude"
15:12 <magogg> "Let me try."
15:14 <Hokubi> !throw 1d20+7 perception to check out the corpse
15:14 <diebot> Hokubi, perception to check out the corpse: [1d20=3] 10
15:25 <magogg> @see
15:31 <Ridali> @see
15:43 <magogg> !throw 1d20+3 perception
15:43 <diebot> magogg, perception: [1d20=19] 22
15:55 <Norhand> !throw 1d20+1 Perception
15:55 <diebot> Norhand, Perception: [1d20=1] 2
16:13 <magogg> "that's no corpse. that's cat food"
16:28 <Hokubi> !throw 1d20+3 survival
16:28 <diebot> Hokubi, survival: [1d20=1] 4
16:36 <Ridali> what do i write to roll?
16:41 <Norhand> !throw 1d20+1 Survival
16:41 <diebot> Norhand, Survival: [1d20=16] 17
16:51 <Oskar> !throw 1d20+1: survival
16:52 <diebot> Oskar, survival: [1d20=20] 21
17:35 <Hokubi> "So just how big is this big cat?"
17:35 <Norhand> "Does anyone else see these?"
17:44 <Oskar> "yeah let's cross the river"
17:44 <Norhand> "I can stand in the print!"
17:48 <Hokubi> "See what?"
18:01 <Norhand> "You can't see this indentation? It goes towards the log"
18:13 * magogg looks around the area.
18:17 <Oskar> "same way we're bound"
18:19 <Norhand> "Maybe whatever this thing is broke the log to stop us following it"
18:22 * magogg draws his BFS
18:32 <Hokubi> "Atleast we know where it will be coming from. Shall we go?"
18:42 <Ridali> "lets try and cross this river"
18:46 <Norhand> "Maybe it's smarter than our barbarian friend here. I say we find out what it wants! Me first!"
18:47 <Oskar> "yeah let's take a look at the log"
18:56 <magogg> "Good idea"
18:59 <Hokubi> "It probably wants to eat gnomes."
19:12 <Ridali> "maybe it wants me to smash in its face"
19:45 <Ridali> how do i know what im supposed to roll?
19:55 <Hokubi> "I have rope. I can go across and tie it to something you guys can pull across with?"
20:38 <Norhand> "Hey guys I have an idea!"
20:53 <Hokubi> "I believe I am agile enough to handle this log."
20:57 <Norhand> "Tie a rope to my waist and 2 of you guys throw me across the river"
21:01 <Ridali> is it always d20?
21:15 <Norhand> "I'll tie it to a tree on the other side and you can use it to guide you across the river"
21:21 <magogg> "Hmp"
21:25 <Ridali> im just gonna do a practise roll
21:36 <Oskar> "i think magogg is the man for this job!"
21:45 <Hokubi> !thow 1d20+8 acrobatics to cross log
21:55 <Hokubi> !throw 1d20+8 acrobatics to cross log
21:55 <diebot> Hokubi, acrobatics to cross log: [1d20=12] 20
21:56 <Oskar> "gee magogg, i hope you don't throw the little guy in the drink"
21:56 * magogg carefully balances himself to cross the log.
22:06 <Avatar> Hokubi gets across
22:11 <Ridali> i have no idea how to roll so im not gonna be rolling on any skills
22:16 <magogg> take 10
22:22 * Hokubi throws rope across to the other guys.
22:22 <Norhand> "Quick, someone throw me to Hokubi with a rope!"
22:24 <Oskar> "wait magogg!"
22:27 <magogg> 17
22:39 <Oskar> "arent you gonna throw norhand across first???"
23:15 <magogg>   /me went back
23:28 <Norhand> "Ridali, throw me across big maaaaan"
23:53 <Ridali> "swim your lazy ass across"
24:02 <Norhand> "I'm shorter than the water"
24:03 * magogg picks up Norhand
24:06 <Oskar> "magogg?"
24:09 <Norhand> "Woah woah woah woah"
24:21 <Hokubi> "Tie the rope to him first!"
24:27 <Norhand> "THE ROPE THE ROPE THE ROPE"
24:29 <magogg> strength check?
24:30 <Oskar> ok i'll tie a rope around him
24:37 <Oskar> and hold the other end
24:37 <Hokubi> "Just in case you nail a tree."
25:06 <Norhand> "Alright, I'm ready"
25:29 <Ridali> !roll swim
25:36 <Ridali> i dont understand how to roll
25:43 <Ridali> ive tried everything
25:43 <Avatar> it's !throw 1d20
25:56 <Hokubi> plus whatever modifiers
25:56 <Ridali> !1d20
26:00 <Hokubi> no no.
26:05 <Hokubi> .!throw 1d20
26:09 <Hokubi> without the .
26:13 <Ridali> !throw 1d20+14
26:13 <diebot> Ridali, 1d20+14: [1d20=20] 34
26:14 <magogg> !throw 1d20+5 throw Norhand
26:14 <diebot> magogg, throw Norhand: [1d20=11] 16
26:27 <Ridali> ahh i have to take a 15 minute break
26:56 <Avatar> do you want to get across first
26:59 <Ridali> yea
27:03 <Avatar> what are you going to do
27:16 <Ridali> but i really got to go be like back in 15 mins
27:22 Ridali has quit (Quit: )
28:15 <Norhand> !throw 1d20+1 Land on the other side (DC 15 or 2 Damage)
28:16 <diebot> Norhand, Land on the other side (DC 15 or 2 Damage): [1d20=8] 9
28:39 <Oskar> !throw 1d20-1 swim ridali
28:40 <diebot> Oskar, swim ridali: [1d20=3] 2
28:46 <Oskar> oh dear
29:03 <Hokubi> "Ridali! Get the rope!"
29:20 <Norhand> "Help! Mag----Help!"
29:25 <Hokubi> "Both of you, grab the rope!"
29:49 * magogg grabs the rope
30:40 <Norhand> !throw 1D20
30:45 <Hokubi> no caps
30:50 <Norhand> !throw 1d20 Str Check
30:51 <diebot> Norhand, Str Check: [1d20=9] 9
31:23 <Oskar> !throw 1d20+2 strength
31:24 <diebot> Oskar, strength: [1d20=17] 19
31:53 <magogg> !throw 1d20+5 pull rope
31:54 <diebot> magogg, pull rope: [1d20=20] 25
32:10 <Avatar> Norhand is on the edge of the bank
32:20 <Oskar> "ok ready for another go norhand?"
32:30 <Hokubi> Can I tie my rope to something here and have them just drag themselves across?
32:34 <Norhand> "LETS DO IT"
32:36 * magogg winds up his strong arm
32:44 <Norhand> "Like a spear!"
32:48 <magogg> !throw 1d20+5 throw Norhand
32:48 <diebot> magogg, throw Norhand: [1d20=16] 21
32:49 <Avatar> you can try that
32:53 <Hokubi> "Get a running start!"
33:11 <Oskar> !throw 1d20+2 strength
33:12 <diebot> Oskar, strength: [1d20=6] 8
33:18 <magogg> !throw 1d20+5 pull rope
33:18 <diebot> magogg, pull rope: [1d20=6] 11
33:33 <Norhand> !throw 1d20 climb bank
33:33 <diebot> Norhand, climb bank: [1d20=9] 9
33:48 <magogg> !throw 1d20+5 pull rope
33:48 <diebot> magogg, pull rope: [1d20=18] 23
33:52 <Avatar> try again
34:07 <Oskar> !throw 1d20+2 strength
34:08 <diebot> Oskar, strength: [1d20=12] 14
34:31 <magogg> "Hmp"
34:45 <Norhand> !throw 1d20+1
34:45 <diebot> Norhand, 1d20+1: [1d20=18] 19
34:46 <Hokubi> can i walk up and help pull him in?
34:57 <Avatar> you fall in on the opposite edge of the bank
35:13 <Avatar> Hokubi: make a reflex save
35:26 <Hokubi> !throw 1d20+6 reflex
35:27 <diebot> Hokubi, reflex: [1d20=12] 18
35:28 <Norhand> "I'm drowning but at least I don't smell like urine anymore"
36:21 <Oskar> !throw 1d20+3 strength ridali
36:21 <diebot> Oskar, strength ridali: [1d20=12] 15
36:26 * magogg carefully crosses the log
36:31 <Hokubi> can i move east and try to get my rope in range?
36:48 <MekkisScreen> real men take ten
36:49 <Norhand> "That was fun! Could you imagine it with cannons instead of being thrown?"
37:04 <Norhand> "Other than the, you know, almost dying bit"
37:07 <Oskar> "norhand i'll tie that same bit of rope around me"
37:14 <Oskar> "you guys hang on to it at that end"
37:23 <Norhand> "With all my weight"
37:34 <Norhand> "Hokubi! GRAB MY BODY!"
37:36 <Oskar> !throw 1d20+3 strength ridali
37:36 <diebot> Oskar, strength ridali: [1d20=17] 20
37:42 * Hokubi grabs.
37:55 <magogg> yes
38:39 <Oskar> @acro
39:09 <Hokubi> "Any more giant cat tracks?"
39:09 <Norhand> "AGAIN! DO IT AGAIN!"
39:30 <Hokubi> "Maybe on the way back. How about we throw you at our enemies? That will scare them."
39:32 <Hokubi> @perc
39:33 <diebot> Hokubi, perception: [1d20=16] 23
39:33 <Oskar> @see
39:34 <diebot> Oskar, perception: [1d20=5] 7
39:42 <Norhand> !throw 1d20+1
39:42 <diebot> Norhand, 1d20+1: [1d20=6] 7
39:45 <magogg> !throw 1d20+3 perception
39:46 <diebot> magogg, perception: [1d20=18] 21
39:51 <magogg> me
40:16 <Avatar> !throw 1d20 secret check @avatar
40:18 <Hokubi> !throw 1d20+3 sense motive @Avatar
40:48 <magogg> !throw 1d20-2 hmm @Avatar
41:27 * Norhand starts drying himself out
41:52 <Norhand> "At least our barbarian friend had his bath this month"
42:03 * Hokubi leans in close to the rest of the group.
42:26 * Hokubi whispers, "I feel like someone's got an eye on us."
42:44 * Norhand whispers "I bet it's those horsemen again"
42:45 * Oskar whispers "someone? or something?"
42:47 * magogg tries to find hidden enemy
43:05 <magogg> !throw 1d20+3 perception
43:06 <diebot> magogg, perception: [1d20=11] 14
43:12 <Norhand> "Anyway, let's keep going this way!"
43:12 <Avatar> a beast leaps out from the bushes, and escapes to the north
43:15 <Hokubi> "I cannot say precisely. Something. Someone."
43:19 <Norhand> "BWAAH!"
43:24 <Oskar> "dang!"
43:25 <Hokubi> "Probably that."
43:25 <Norhand> "What was that?!"
43:52 <Oskar> "i don't know but i'll put an arrow in it's arse yet"
43:54 * magogg runs after it
43:57 <Norhand> "I uhh....you should go first monk. You don't look as tasty"
44:08 <Norhand> "or he can do it, as long as it's not hungry by the time I get there"
44:16 * Oskar runs after magogg!
44:23 * Hokubi follows Oskar.
45:23 * Norhand chases after the group
46:45 <Hokubi> "Lost it?"
46:56 <magogg> "Lets set up camp"
47:30 <Norhand> "Brrr it's cold after being in that water! Anyone got some dry camp supplies?"
47:33 <Oskar> "yeah let's camp"
48:04 <Hokubi> "We can make a fire, get warm. Any preferences for the watch?"
48:36 <Norhand> "Not me nono"
48:41 <Oskar> random order seeing it doesn't matter?
48:44 <Norhand> "I'm a tasy morsel"
48:50 <Hokubi> random order works.
49:30 <Norhand> "Well If everyone else is doing it...."
49:38 <Oskar> magogg
49:40 <Oskar> oskar
49:42 <Hokubi> Magogg, Oskar, Hokubi
49:42 <Oskar> norhand
49:42 <magogg> brb
49:48 <Norhand> Oh, you want to go?
49:49 <Oskar> and then hokubi
49:50 <Norhand> " "
50:01 <Norhand> "By all means, take my place"
50:07 <Oskar> magogg oskar hokubi
50:21 Avatar gives channel half-operator status to diebot
51:05 <Avatar> magogg: roll 3 perception checks
51:51 <Oskar> !findchar Magogg
51:52 <diebot> Oskar, Character: Magogg, number: 364( http://dnd.ballig.net/viewchar.php5?char=364 )
52:20 <Oskar> !throw 1d20+3 perception magogg
52:20 <diebot> Oskar, perception magogg: [1d20=11] 14
52:22 <Oskar> !throw 1d20+3 perception magogg
52:22 <diebot> Oskar, perception magogg: [1d20=19] 22
52:23 <Oskar> !throw 1d20+3 perception magogg
52:23 <diebot> Oskar, perception magogg: [1d20=3] 6
53:26 <Avatar> during the first hour, the cat appears, attacking Ridali
53:41 <Avatar> Ridali gets a perception check
53:44 <magogg> I'm back
54:06 <Avatar> everyone roll it
54:08 <Oskar> !throw 1d20+3 perception ridali
54:08 <diebot> Oskar, perception ridali: [1d20=11] 14
54:10 <Avatar> magogg: except you
54:10 <Hokubi> @perc
54:11 <diebot> Hokubi, perception: [1d20=13] 20
54:12 <Oskar> @see
54:12 <diebot> Oskar, perception: [1d20=14] 16
54:12 <Norhand> !throw 1d20+1
54:13 <diebot> Norhand, 1d20+1: [1d20=6] 7
55:04 <Avatar> !throw 1d20+2
55:04 <diebot> Avatar, 1d20+2: [1d20=3] 5
55:13 <Avatar> everyone roll initiative
55:17 <Oskar> @init
55:17 <diebot> Oskar, initiative: [1d20=4] 8
55:23 <Hokubi> @init
55:23 <diebot> Hokubi, initiative: [1d20=5] 11
55:28 <Norhand> !throw 1d20
55:29 <diebot> Norhand, 1d20: [1d20=18] 18
55:31 <Oskar> !throw 1d20+2 init ridali
55:32 <diebot> Oskar, init ridali: [1d20=5] 7
55:36 <magogg> !throw 1d20+3 Inititative
55:36 <diebot> magogg, Inititative: [1d20=9] 12
56:33 <Oskar> http://www.d20pfsrd.com/
56:54 <Avatar> the car moves 5ft north and attacks Ridali and Hokubi
57:01 <Avatar> @rng ridali hokubi
57:06 <Avatar> !rng ridali hokubi
57:07 <diebot> Avatar, hokubi
57:18 <Avatar> !throw 1d20+2 bite on ridali
57:18 <diebot> Avatar, bite on ridali: [1d20=9] 11
58:17 <Avatar> !throw 1d6
58:18 <diebot> Avatar, 1d6: [1d6=1] 1
58:20 <Avatar> for 1 damage
58:34 <Avatar> !throw 1d20+2
58:35 <diebot> Avatar, 1d20+2: [1d20=12] 14
58:35 <Avatar> !throw 1d20+2
58:35 <diebot> Avatar, 1d20+2: [1d20=3] 5
58:41 <Avatar> does 14 hit you Hokubi
58:49 <Hokubi> any penalties?
59:08 <Avatar> no dex, no armour
59:15 <Avatar> unless you were sleeping in light armour
59:24 <Hokubi> 14 hits.
59:30 <magogg> he's a monk
59:38 <Avatar> !throw 1d4
59:38 <diebot> Avatar, 1d4: [1d4=4] 4
59:46 <Avatar> Hokubi takes 4 damage
59:59 <Avatar> Hokubi and Ridali are awake
00:11 <Oskar> 15/16
00:31 <Avatar> it's Magogg's turn
00:35 <magogg> kill it
00:38 <Avatar> Oskar and Norhand are still sleeping
00:47 <Hokubi> "Get up! Giant cat!"
00:47 <magogg> "Wake up!"
00:57 <Avatar> roll perception sleepyheads
01:02 <Oskar> @see
01:03 <diebot> Oskar, perception: [1d20=9] 11
01:10 <Oskar> zzzz
02:09 <Oskar> 1ne
02:25 <magogg> h12 i12 j12
02:31 <Avatar> it's Magogg's turn
02:59 <magogg> k14
03:41 <magogg> k13
04:03 <magogg> !throw 1d20+8 greatsword power attack
04:04 <diebot> magogg, greatsword power attack: [1d20=18] 26
04:14 <magogg> !throw 2d6+10 great damage
04:15 <diebot> magogg, great damage: [2d6=5,2] 17
04:17 * Mort- winces
04:50 Ridali ([email protected]) has joined #d&d
04:56 <Hokubi> avatar, you realize jerus does 1d12+10, level 1?
05:21 <Ridali> sorry guys some stuff came up but im back now
05:22 <Mort-> Still a mess
05:31 <Oskar> "shut up you guys i'm trying to sleep...zzzz"
05:41 <Avatar> okay after you defeat the krenshar
05:41 <Ridali> what did i miss?
05:45 <Avatar> the centaurs burst from a clearing
05:49 <Norhand> "what's all the racket...zzzz
05:50 <Norhand> "
06:31 <Avatar> seeing that you defeated the krenshar without issue, they offer to provide you with valuable fur pelts in exchange for the carcass
06:39 <Mort-> He should have a
06:48 <Mort-> Bloody great sword
06:52 <Oskar> "zzzzz..."
06:55 <Norhand> "zzzz...."
07:10 <Hokubi> "Fair trade, I think. Unless you object?"
07:11 <Oskar> "zzzzz..."
07:16 <Norhand> "zzzzz....
07:17 <Norhand> "
07:24 <magogg> "Hmp"
07:29 <Hokubi> its bloody now, Mort
07:47 <Norhand> Great sword (Bloodied)
08:11 <Avatar> "Beware the deadly cold found in the high areas of the Korthos Mountains. Use these furs to protect yourselves from the elements."
08:17 <Hokubi> "Yes, we agree to the trade. Thank you."
09:10 <Hokubi> Don't we heal 1 hp a day after a night's sleep?
09:52 <Avatar> the centaurs take off with the carcass
10:00 <Avatar> you heal 1hp overnight
10:28 <Ridali> can u re type the ip adress plz
11:20 <Oskar> the address should still be in the drop-down list...
11:21 <Hokubi> "Poor men.."
11:23 <Oskar> in ca
11:39 <Ridali> i need the ip adress for ca
11:42 <Norhand> "Hey guys, they're giving us the cold shoulder"
11:48 <Oskar> ridali: it's in the drop down list
12:01 <Oskar> ridali: see it?
12:21 <Hokubi> @perc search wagon
12:24 <Ridali> found it
12:25 <Oskar> @see
12:25 <diebot> Oskar, perception: [1d20=10] 12
12:26 <Hokubi> @perc
12:27 <diebot> Hokubi, perception: [1d20=14] 21
12:32 <magogg> !throw 1d20+3 perception
12:33 <diebot> magogg, perception: [1d20=15] 18
12:34 <Norhand> !throw 1d20+1 perception
12:34 <diebot> Norhand, perception: [1d20=8] 9
13:20 <Hokubi> "A stove. This should help."
13:29 <Norhand> !throw 1d20+1 What's this in the snow?
13:30 <diebot> Norhand, What's this in the snow?: [1d20=8] 9
13:31 <Oskar> !throw 1d20+1 survival
13:31 <diebot> Oskar, survival: [1d20=5] 6
13:32 <Hokubi> !throw 1d20+3 survival
13:32 <diebot> Hokubi, survival: [1d20=20] 23
13:35 <Ridali> !throw survival
13:38 <Norhand> "eew it's yellow"
13:42 <magogg> !throw 1d20-2 survival
13:42 <diebot> magogg, survival: [1d20=10] 8
13:47 <Ridali> !throw 1d20 survival
13:48 <diebot> Ridali, survival: [1d20=13] 13
15:00 <Norhand> "Look at them, judging us!"
15:09 <Norhand> "Let's thaw em! can we?"
15:48 <Oskar> sit on the fire
16:09 <Hokubi> can we take turns with it to keep everybody passable?
16:22 <Norhand> "Game of chance for the last cold weather outfit?"
16:37 Avatar gives voice to Ridali
17:03 <Avatar> Nester takes out his cold weather outfit and puts it on
17:37 * magogg takes one of the cold-weather outfit
17:42 <Oskar> 1 person on watch sits very close to the fire
18:51 <Ridali> "you guys can take the jackets im to strong for the cold"
18:52 <Avatar> the wagon can hold 5 people
19:47 <Ridali> "how many berries do we have left?"
19:55 <Oskar> "all of 'em"
20:06 <Oskar> 2nd night...
20:19 <Hokubi> I'll eat a berry.
20:40 <Norhand> "Oh right! I have these berries!"
20:44 <Norhand> "Anyone hungry?"
20:45 <Hokubi> -1 berry.
20:49 <Hokubi> 9/11
20:58 <Hokubi> "Thank you."
20:59 <Ridali> "il eat one"
21:08 <Hokubi> "Save them.."
21:27 <Hokubi> "We might need them later. Unless you have giant cat attacks to recover from."
21:42 <Hokubi> 7 berries.
22:17 * Norhand stores the berries in his outfit and sits down next to the fire
22:30 * Norhand prods it a little with the centuar-made spear
23:07 <Avatar> the bonuses you get for your fortitude rolls are:
23:15 <Avatar> +2 for being in the wagon
23:18 * Norhand gets bored and starts composing a song with no apparent tune
23:19 <Avatar> +2 for the wood stove 
23:28 <Avatar> +5 if you're wearing a cold weather outfit
23:44 <Avatar> +4 for Hikobi, thanks to your survival check
23:47 <Brunius> Dude
23:50 <Hokubi> "My tribe, when I was young.. We settle our arguements with neighboring tribes by unarmed combat. The spirits of our ancestor's wisdom guides the right combatant to victory."
23:53 <Brunius> This is too much like algebra
23:59 <Brunius> I'm quitting :P
24:06 <Avatar> work out what your fortitude rolls are and give me 8 of 'em
24:19 <Hokubi> 8 each?
24:29 <Avatar> !throw 1d20; 1d20; 1d20
24:29 <diebot> Avatar, 1d20: [1d20=15] 15; 1d20: [1d20=17] 17; 1d20: [1d20=9] 9
24:30 <Ridali> ive already got +5 so after adding these bonuses would i have 9+
24:41 <Avatar> right
24:51 <Oskar> !throw 8#1d20+9 fortitude
24:52 <diebot> Oskar, fortitude: [1d20=11] 20, [1d20=20] 29, [1d20=6] 15, [1d20=11] 20, [1d20=11] 20, [1d20=16] 25, [1d20=10] 19, [1d20=9] 18
25:18 <Ridali> so would i roll a d20 + 9?
25:24 <Avatar> yeah
25:27 <Avatar> do exactly what oskar did
25:31 <Hokubi> !throw 8#1d20+17
25:31 <diebot> Hokubi, 8#1d20+17: [1d20=12] 29, [1d20=5] 22, [1d20=18] 35, [1d20=13] 30, [1d20=3] 20, [1d20=17] 34, [1d20=18] 35, [1d20=3] 20
25:32 <Norhand> !throw 8#1d20+11 fortitude
25:33 <diebot> Norhand, fortitude: [1d20=16] 27, [1d20=6] 17, [1d20=5] 16, [1d20=14] 25, [1d20=8] 19, [1d20=12] 23, [1d20=3] 14, [1d20=14] 25
25:34 <magogg> !throw 1d20+15; 1d20+15; 1d20+15; 1d20+15; 1d20+15; 1d20+15; 1d20+15; 1d20+15  fortitude save
25:35 <diebot> magogg, 1d20+15: [1d20=10] 25; 1d20+15: [1d20=7] 22; 1d20+15: [1d20=14] 29; 1d20+15: [1d20=14] 29; 1d20+15: [1d20=15] 30; 1d20+15: [1d20=4] 19; 1d20+15: [1d20=11] 26; fortitude save: [1d20=20] 35
25:56 <Ridali> !roll 1d20+9
25:56 <Avatar> [Ridali] 1d20 -- 3 +9 (Total: 12)
26:14 <Oskar> ridali - like i did man
26:17 <Norhand> !throw 4#1d20+11
26:18 <diebot> Norhand, 4#1d20+11: [1d20=2] 13, [1d20=12] 23, [1d20=6] 17, [1d20=7] 18
26:32 <Ridali> !throw 1d20+12
26:33 <diebot> Ridali, 1d20+12: [1d20=17] 29
26:35 <Avatar> Oskar takes 1 nonlethal damage
26:53 <Avatar> Hokubi keeps warm all night, taking no damage
27:03 <Avatar> Norhand takes 1 nonlethal damage
27:11 <Norhand> "It's bloody cold!"
27:15 <Avatar> Magogg keeps warm
27:38 <Avatar> type this: !throw 4#1d20+5
27:52 <Ridali> what does the 4 mean?
27:56 <Avatar> 4 rolls
28:00 <Avatar> try it
28:17 <Hokubi> its the same roll 4 times
28:44 <Ridali> !throw 4#1d20+9
28:45 <diebot> Ridali, 4#1d20+9: [1d20=4] 13, [1d20=5] 14, [1d20=4] 13, [1d20=2] 11
29:01 <Avatar> Ridali takes 4 nonlethal damage
30:10 <Avatar> but regardless of all of that, you heal it all up by morning !
30:33 <Hokubi> 10/11 from rest.
31:48 <Hokubi> "Hm. I don't know what that is, but I don't think I want to try climbing it."
31:54 <magogg> "Hmm...I'm not a good climber."
32:16 <Oskar> "i'm not bad at climbing"
32:34 * Hokubi hands his grappling hook to magogg.
32:43 <Hokubi> "You're a better throw, I think."
32:56 <Norhand> !throw 1d20 Attempt to climb the ice with your bare hands
32:56 <diebot> Norhand, Attempt to climb the ice with your bare hands: [1d20=9] 9
32:59 <magogg> "Not me"
33:03 <Avatar> you miss
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33:47 * Norhand warms up his hands "I'm not doing that again! If only someone could fly!"
33:47 <Avatar> you don't make any progress
33:53 * magogg tries to throw grappling hook 
34:10 <Hokubi> "Fine then. I'll try."
34:18 <magogg> !throw 1d20+3 throw gh
34:18 <diebot> magogg, throw gh: [1d20=9] 12
34:22 <Oskar> "magogg i hope you can throw grappling hooks better than you throw gnomes"
34:26 <Avatar> what's your speed
34:28 <Oskar> "obv. not!"
34:34 <magogg> !throw 1d20+3 throw gh
34:34 <diebot> magogg, throw gh: [1d20=2] 5
34:39 <Norhand> "My word I would hope so"
34:42 <Hokubi> "He throws gnomes rather well. He just needed a little practice first."
34:45 <Avatar> magogg's throw doesn't even hit the rocks
34:48 <magogg> !throw 1d20+3 throw gh
34:49 <diebot> magogg, throw gh: [1d20=20] 23
35:00 <Avatar> that makes it, the grpapling hook secures
35:02 * magogg tries to climb
35:26 <magogg> !throw 1d20+5 climb
35:27 <diebot> magogg, climb: [1d20=3] 8
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36:16 <Avatar> you get to the top
36:33 <Oskar> "nah"
36:33 * Hokubi takes a 10 to climb up too
36:44 * Norhand takes a 10, curiosity taking the better of him
36:46 <magogg> "I'll haul anyone else who wants to come up"
37:13 <Ridali> "can u pull me up?"
37:16 <Norhand> "Look at this view!"
37:59 * magogg glares at gnome who's looking at his arse.
38:18 <Norhand> !throw 2#1d20+6
38:18 <diebot> Norhand, 2#1d20+6: [1d20=9] 15, [1d20=20] 26
38:20 <Hokubi> "Quiet out here. Peaceful."
38:40 <magogg> "Hmp"
38:41 <Oskar> "Serenity now"
38:53 <Norhand> "How's the serenity?"
39:12 <Ridali> "WHAT IS SERENITY?"
39:14 <magogg> "Hokubi, you might want to learn some "Inner Peace""
39:34 <Norhand> "I recognise this woman, but her name escapes me....Give me a minute"
39:44 <Oskar> "ridali, serenity: it's like anger but a bit calmer"
39:46 <Hokubi> "Inner peace is not something learned once, but practiced throughout life, Magogg."
39:48 <Norhand> "Don't touch anything yet!"
40:17 <magogg> "I know a Panda who easily learned Inner Peace."
40:33 <Hokubi> "Pandas are known to be wise."
40:39 <Norhand> "Her name.....Kayle! She was..Taldan I think. She gave her life to slay a dragon some time in the 46th century"
40:58 <Norhand> "This gold though.....how'd it get here, how old is it?"
41:00 <Oskar> "not very wise of her?"
41:04 <magogg> "Yes, I think he's named Po the wise...or is it Winnie the Po?"
41:09 <Oskar> oh i'm not there...
41:13 <Norhand> "Who's got the fastest reflexes here?
41:14 <Ridali> "yawn, can we get the gold now"
41:25 <Oskar> you're not there either!
41:26 <Avatar> Ridali: you're not up there
41:41 <Hokubi> "Probably me. Though I have no wish to take the shrine's money."
42:02 <Ridali> "SORRY I FORGOT IM SCREAMING FROM THE BOTTOM!"
42:05 * Hokubi bows to the shrine, and climbs his way down.
42:16 <Norhand> "Well Magogg, just you and me."
42:25 <Norhand> "That's alot of gold, reckon you can grab it all?"
42:44 <magogg> "Why does the bowl have gems and coins and what not?"
42:45 <Ridali> "GRAB IT ALL OR DONT BOTHER COMING BACK DOWN!"
43:06 <Oskar> er, ridall you know nothing about what's going on up there...
43:11 <magogg> "What is this statue for?"
43:17 <Norhand> "It may be an offering, it may be a trap. Without trying to take it, we won't know for sure"
43:20 <Avatar> Ridali doesn't say that, since he doesn't know what's going on
43:31 <Norhand> "How about this, on 3, we both grab some of the gold?"
43:43 * Ridali waits impatiently
43:51 <Norhand> "1"
43:53 <magogg> "It is not wise..."
43:55 <Norhand> "2"
44:01 <Norhand> "BUT IT'S SHINY!!"
44:04 <Norhand> "3!!!"
44:11 * Norhand reaches out and takes a handful of gold
44:19 * Norhand retracts his hand quickly
44:25 <Norhand> "huh...seems safe"
44:30 <Avatar> Norhand: make a will save
44:59 <Norhand> !throw 1d20+1
44:59 <diebot> Norhand, 1d20+1: [1d20=9] 10
45:02 <Hokubi> "There is a shrine up there. To an dragon-slayer. Thats what caught the reflection."
45:11 <magogg> you should have a +2 to base class
46:02 <Oskar> waiting waiting...
46:06 <magogg> +2 to reflex and will saves
46:19 <magogg> yes
46:41 * Norhand takes the rest of the treasure
46:47 * magogg looks on
46:49 * Norhand mumbles to himself "shiny....worth it"
47:13 <magogg> eat the good berries before they wore off
48:07 <magogg> "Magogg hates bogs as much as I like logs."
48:08 <Avatar> Thick blobs of fog dance in between large tickets as the foul stench of swamp gas pollutes the air. Several exotic species of vines twist along the vapor-shrouded path, creating an ethereal seeming tangle. At random intervals, a splash of fetid water sounds in the distance, signaling the presence of frogs or other bog creatures.
48:20 <magogg> "or frogs"
48:46 <magogg> "reba though hates dogs"
49:24 <Hokubi> 11/11
49:28 <Norhand> "I hate when my legs are covered in mud"
49:31 <Hokubi> fully healed from rest.
49:37 <Avatar> A large log rests across a dirt path, standing five feet tall. A moldering wood door covers one of the hollow ends of the log, and a makeshift mud chimney emits a thin wisp of blue smoke. From behind the crude house come the sound of someone humming an off-key tune.
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50:05 <magogg> "I like logs"
50:08 <yeagel> hi
50:15 <Hokubi> in a game, yeagel
50:22 <Norhand> "Thats a house!"
50:43 <magogg> "wait, I think I came back to the game by this time"
50:47 <Norhand> "Living in a tree....genius! I must meet this person!"
51:17 <magogg> I went to the cafe to contnue the game
52:33 <magogg> or a ditty -- that's bawdier
52:41 <magogg> suits my character
53:04 <magogg> or a rap
53:08 <magogg> lol
54:37 <MekkisScreen> .
55:17 <MekkisScreen> .
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57:14 <Avatar> everyone roll initiative
57:16 <Oskar> @init
57:17 <diebot> Oskar, initiative: [1d20=2] 6
57:18 <Brunius> @init
57:19 <Hokubi> @init
57:19 <Norhand> !roll 1d20
57:20 <diebot> Hokubi, initiative: [1d20=9] 15
57:20 <Avatar> [Norhand] 1d20 -- 11 (Total: 11)
57:22 <magogg> !throw 1d20+3 Inititative
57:23 <diebot> magogg, Inititative: [1d20=4] 7
57:44 <Norhand> !throw 1d20
57:44 <diebot> Norhand, 1d20: [1d20=13] 13
57:49 <Ridali> !throw 1d20 inititative
57:50 <diebot> Ridali, inititative: [1d20=7] 7
58:22 <Oskar> ridali: you have +2 on your dex
58:27 <Oskar> so you can add +2 to the result
58:38 <Avatar> magogg: reroll
58:42 <Oskar> so you shoulda gone !throw 1d20+2 initiative
58:53 <Avatar> it's a 9 initiative then
59:00 <magogg> !throw 1d20+3 Inititative
59:01 <diebot> magogg, Inititative: [1d20=12] 15
59:02 <Ridali> ah do i reroll or just add the numbers?
59:10 <magogg> !throw 1d20+3 Inititative
59:11 <diebot> magogg, Inititative: [1d20=20] 23
59:16 <magogg> !throw 1d20+3 Inititative
59:16 <diebot> magogg, Inititative: [1d20=7] 10
59:33 <Ridali> !throw 1d20+2 initative
59:34 <diebot> Ridali, initative: [1d20=17] 19
59:49 <Oskar> sorry ridali, no we'll just add it to your original
59:59 <Ridali> okay
00:02 <Oskar> (we rarely re-roll)
00:10 <Ridali> no prob
00:14 <Oskar> all good
01:31 <Avatar> a crocodile emerges from the bog at the edge of the garden
02:21 <Avatar> it's Hokubi's turn
03:08 <Hokubi> double move, 4N.
03:14 <Hokubi> end turn
04:05 <Avatar> it's Norhand's turn
05:07 <Avatar> standard action remains
06:55 * Norhand readys up his crossbow
07:16 <Avatar> it's Ridali's turn
07:32 <Ridali> how much can i move is it 2?
07:42 <Ridali> 30ft
08:25 <Ridali> can i move beside norhand?
09:19 <Ridali> t 19
09:29 <Ridali> i mean 20
09:39 <Hokubi> pull axe?
09:44 * Ridali draws great sword
09:50 <Hokubi> ah. sword.
09:54 <Avatar> it's Magogg's turn
09:57 <Hokubi> i thought you went with the axe?
11:26 <magogg> ready to attack croc
11:34 <Ballig> not a croc!
11:34 <Ballig> :O
11:47 <Hokubi> ohshit, a Ballig
12:14 * Mort- rawrs at ballig
14:56 <Hokubi> !throw 1d20+7 reflex
14:57 <diebot> Hokubi, reflex: [1d20=17] 24
15:06 <Ballig> glad to see the turnout for this game
15:10 <Norhand> !throw 1d20+3
15:10 <diebot> Norhand, 1d20+3: [1d20=15] 18
15:15 <Ridali> !throw 1d20+2 reflex
15:15 <diebot> Ridali, reflex: [1d20=1] 3
15:15 <magogg> !throw 1d20+3 reflex
15:16 <diebot> magogg, reflex: [1d20=1] 4
15:18 <Hokubi> oh shit. My bad, its +6. So 23.
15:20 <Ridali> 3 wtf
15:27 <Oskar> !throw 1d20+4 reflex
15:27 <diebot> Oskar, reflex: [1d20=2] 6
15:30 <Oskar> oh
15:41 <Mort-> Lol
15:50 * Mort- giggles
15:51 <Avatar> Ridali, Magogg and Oskar are ENTANGLED
15:56 <Avatar> <?entangled
15:57 <diebot> The character is ensnared. Being entangled impedes movement, but does not entirely prevent it unless the bonds are anchored to an immobile object or tethered by an opposing force. An entangled creature moves at half speed, cannot run or charge, and takes a 2 penalty on all attack rolls and a 4 penalty to Dexterity. An
15:57 <diebot> entangled character who attempts to cast a spell must make a concentration check (DC 15 + spell level) or lose the spell.
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16:07 <Mort-> We have a new bard :d
18:22 <Oskar> 1e
19:35 <Oskar> !throw 1d20+2 strength
19:35 <diebot> Oskar, strength: [1d20=6] 8
19:47 <Avatar> still entangled
19:51 <Avatar> standard action remains
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20:57 <Oskar> @bow
20:57 <diebot> Oskar, attack: [1d20=2] 8; damage1: [1d8=8] 10
21:00 <Oskar> end turn
21:02 <Avatar> miss
21:58 <Avatar> it's Hokubi's turn
22:18 <Hokubi> move NW, grapple croc.
22:24 <Hokubi> imp grapple, no AoO.
22:39 <Hokubi> @gra1
22:40 <diebot> Hokubi, grapple: [1d20=9] 16
23:27 <Avatar> Hokubi begins grappling with the crocodile
23:30 <Hokubi> crickey!
23:41 <Avatar> it's Norhand's turn
24:16 <Norhand> 2w
24:35 <Hokubi> but hes got a -4 ac penalty  for grappling
24:42 <Hokubi> er. dex, not ax
24:42 <Hokubi> ac
24:43 * Norhand fires crossbow at the the croc
25:06 <Hokubi> "Get it, get it! I'll hold it down!"
25:10 <Norhand> !throw 1d20+1
25:11 <diebot> Norhand, 1d20+1: [1d20=1] 2
25:22 <Avatar> the crossbow bolt flies into the sky
25:28 <Avatar> it's Ridali's turn
25:37 <Ridali> am i still entagled
25:58 <Mort-> You can try to break free
26:35 <Ridali> !throw 1d20+3 strength
26:35 <diebot> Ridali, strength: [1d20=20] 23
26:41 <Avatar> you're free
26:43 <Avatar> standard action remains
26:59 <Ridali> can i move?
27:03 <Avatar> yep
27:15 <Ridali> how many squares?
27:16 <Avatar> no attacking after moving though
27:22 <Avatar> 3 squares
27:27 <Ridali> 3n
27:39 <Avatar> it's Magogg's turn
27:41 <Ridali> done
27:44 <magogg> break free
27:56 <magogg> !throw 1d20+5 strength
27:57 <diebot> magogg, strength: [1d20=4] 9
28:04 <Avatar> still entangled
28:09 <Avatar> standard action remains
28:26 <magogg> break free again
28:29 <magogg> !throw 1d20+5 strength
28:29 <diebot> magogg, strength: [1d20=7] 12
28:34 <Avatar> not enough
28:37 <Avatar> Magogg remains entangled
28:44 <Avatar> everyone roll reflex saves
28:57 <Hokubi> !throw 1d20+6 reflex
28:57 <diebot> Hokubi, reflex: [1d20=13] 19
29:02 <Norhand> !throw 1d20+3 reflex
29:02 <diebot> Norhand, reflex: [1d20=16] 19
29:19 <Ridali> !throw 1d20+5 reflex
29:20 <diebot> Ridali, reflex: [1d20=7] 12
30:01 <magogg> I'm here
30:06 <magogg> !throw 1d20+3 reflex
30:07 <diebot> magogg, reflex: [1d20=13] 16
30:15 <Oskar> !throw 1d20+4 reflex
30:16 <diebot> Oskar, reflex: [1d20=12] 16
30:29 <Avatar> Ridali is ENTANGLED
30:41 <Avatar> the kobold casts a spell
31:05 <Norhand> !throw 1d20+2 spellcraft check
31:06 <diebot> Norhand, spellcraft check: [1d20=5] 7
31:39 <Norhand> "I do not recognize that spell"
31:44 <Avatar> the kobold's club looks somewhat deadlier
31:52 * Mort- giggles
32:18 <Avatar> it's Oskar's turn
32:21 <Oskar> !throw 1d20+2 strength
32:21 <diebot> Oskar, strength: [1d20=19] 21
32:27 <Avatar> Oskar is free
32:33 <Avatar> standard action remains
34:13 <Oskar> @bow
34:14 <diebot> Oskar, attack: [1d20=17] 23; damage1: [1d8=2] 4
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34:24 <Oskar> end turn
35:17 <Avatar> the crocodile attacks Hokubi
35:24 <Avatar> !throw 1d20+5
35:25 <diebot> Avatar, 1d20+5: [1d20=10] 15
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35:51 <Avatar> it's Hokubi's turn
35:52 <Hokubi> pin.
35:55 <Hokubi> @gra2
35:55 <diebot> Hokubi, maintain grapple: [1d20=14] 24
36:13 <Hokubi> <?pinned
36:14 <diebot> A pinned creature is tightly bound and can take few actions. A pinned creature cannot move and is denied its Dexterity bonus. A pinned character also takes an additional 4 penalty to his Armor Class. A pinned creature is limited in the actions that it can take. A pinned creature can always attempt to free itself,
36:14 <diebot> usually through a combat maneuver check or Escape Artist check. A pinned creature can take verbal and mental actions, but cannot cast any spells that require a somatic or material component. A pinned character who attempts to cast a spell or use a spell-like ability must make a concentration check (DC 10 + grappler's
36:14 <diebot> CMB + spell level) or lose the spell. Pinned is a more severe version of grappled, and their effects do not stack.
36:18 <Avatar> it's Norhand's turn
36:24 <Norhand> 1 nw
36:37 * Norhand fires crossbow at crocodile
36:48 <Norhand> !throw 1d20+1
36:48 <diebot> Norhand, 1d20+1: [1d20=17] 18
37:09 <Norhand> !throw 1d6+1
37:10 <diebot> Norhand, 1d6+1: [1d6=5] 6
37:11 <Hokubi> Oh isn't she a BEAUTY!
37:39 <Avatar> it's Ridali's turn
37:50 <Ridali> im entangled
38:14 <Ridali> !throw 1d20+3 strength
38:14 <diebot> Ridali, strength: [1d20=15] 18
38:22 <Avatar> you break free
38:26 <Avatar> standard action remains
38:43 <Ridali> put me infront of h and next to c
39:01 <Ridali> end
39:02 <Avatar> it's Magogg's turn
39:05 <magogg> break free again
39:14 <magogg> "Wait for me Mr. Crocky"
39:20 <magogg> !throw 1d20+5 strength
39:21 <diebot> magogg, strength: [1d20=1] 6
39:25 <magogg> break free again
39:26 <Avatar> still entangled
39:27 <magogg> !throw 1d20+5 strength
39:27 <diebot> magogg, strength: [1d20=6] 11
39:31 <Avatar> still entangled!
40:27 <Avatar> she casts a spell
41:03 <Hokubi> you guys are getting totally wrecked by this entangle.
41:07 <Avatar> everyone roll reflex
41:09 <Oskar> !throw 1d20+4 reflex
41:10 <diebot> Oskar, reflex: [1d20=7] 11
41:10 <Hokubi> !throw 1d20+6 reflex
41:10 <diebot> Hokubi, reflex: [1d20=11] 17
41:28 <Ridali> !throw 1d20+2 reflex
41:28 <diebot> Ridali, reflex: [1d20=20] 22
42:25 <Hokubi> !throw 1d20+5 norhand reflex
42:26 <diebot> Hokubi, norhand reflex: [1d20=14] 19
42:32 <Avatar> Oskar becomes ENTANGLED
42:42 <Avatar> it's Oskar's turn
42:53 <Oskar> !throw 1d20+2 strength
42:54 <diebot> Oskar, strength: [1d20=1] 3
43:09 <Avatar> standard action remains
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43:16 <Oskar> @bow
43:16 <diebot> Oskar, attack: [1d20=16] 22; damage1: [1d8=8] 10
44:13 <Avatar> !throw 1d20+3
44:14 <diebot> Avatar, 1d20+3: [1d20=16] 19
44:30 <Avatar> it's Hokubi's turn
44:38 <Hokubi> maintain grapple
44:40 <Hokubi> @gra2
44:41 <diebot> Hokubi, maintain grapple: [1d20=5] 15
45:22 <Hokubi> tie it up with my handy rope.
46:05 <Avatar> it's Norhand's turn
46:25 <Hokubi> DC 27 escape.
47:53 <Oskar> !throw 1d20+2 crossbow
47:53 <diebot> Oskar, crossbow: [1d20=5] 7
47:56 <Oskar> end turn
48:03 <Avatar> it's Ridali's turn
48:13 <Ridali> can i smash it in the face?
48:36 <Avatar> smash it good
48:40 <Ridali> can i move and attack?
48:41 <Avatar> roll to hit
48:44 <Hokubi> -5 dex, +4 to hit.
48:52 <Ridali> no
49:37 <Ridali> !throw d20+4 melle
49:38 <diebot> Ridali, melle: [] 24
50:01 <Ridali> !throw 1d20+4
50:01 <diebot> Ridali, 1d20+4: [1d20=18] 22
50:11 <Avatar> roll damage
50:19 <Ridali> what do i roll for damage?
50:30 <Ridali> great axe
50:45 <magogg> 1d12+1.5 str bonus
51:06 <Ridali> !throw 1d12+4
51:07 <diebot> Ridali, 1d12+4: [1d12=4] 8
51:32 <Avatar> you damage the crocodile
51:36 <Avatar> it's Magogg's turn
51:38 <Avatar> who is entangled
51:39 <magogg> break free again
51:42 <magogg> !throw 1d20+5 strength
51:42 <diebot> magogg, strength: [1d20=13] 18
51:48 <Avatar> Magogg is free
51:54 <Avatar> standard action remains
51:57 <magogg> move to the croc
52:17 <Avatar> everyone roll reflex
52:22 <Oskar> !throw 1d20+4 reflex
52:23 <magogg> !throw 1d20+3 reflex
52:23 <diebot> Oskar, reflex: [1d20=18] 22
52:24 <diebot> magogg, reflex: [1d20=18] 21
52:24 <Hokubi> !throw 1d20+6 reflex
52:24 <diebot> Hokubi, reflex: [1d20=4] 10
52:32 <Ridali> !throw 1d20+2
52:32 <diebot> Ridali, 1d20+2: [1d20=3] 5
52:46 <magogg> !throw 1d20+3 reflex Norhand
52:46 <diebot> magogg, reflex Norhand: [1d20=12] 15
53:01 <Avatar> Hokubi and Ridali are ENTANGLED
53:44 <Ridali> if i am in the green area do i still have to roll the reflex save?
53:44 <Avatar> the kobold takes out a wand and casts a spell
53:50 <Avatar> no
54:06 <Avatar> it's Oskar's turn
54:17 <Oskar> move 3e
54:24 <Oskar> move 3w
54:36 <Oskar> @bow
54:37 <diebot> Oskar, attack: [1d20=20] 26; damage1: [1d8=8] 10
54:46 <Oskar> @bow
54:47 <diebot> Oskar, attack: [1d20=14] 20; damage1: [1d8=7] 9
55:04 <Oskar> @bow
55:04 <diebot> Oskar, attack: [1d20=4] 10; damage1: [1d8=7] 9
55:13 <Oskar> end turn
55:16 <Oskar> NOICE
55:23 <magogg> huzzah
56:01 <Hokubi> "Did any of you get hurt?"
56:15 <Ridali> nope
56:22 <magogg> In the words of Tekken: PERFECT
56:49 <Ridali> "i want some ale!"
56:56 <magogg> brb
57:04 <magogg> to get something to eat
57:15 <Avatar> breaktime for 10 mins
08:14 <Avatar> Ridali are you here
08:23 <Ridali> yea
09:53 <Avatar> Darice Sumore, a surly looking young woman, but if her sea weathered face were softened, she could be considered pretty
10:18 <Avatar> Small Otti, a fat halfling
10:39 <Avatar> Crazy Old Tanner, a disheveled, fish-smelling, wild-eyed man
11:10 <Ridali> "i think we should travel with the young lass"
12:06 <magogg> "Hmp"
12:24 <Ridali> My mic is having trouble tats why im typing everything
12:36 <Hokubi> Norhand: "Good day, fair sea-woman! Might me and my friends be able to sail with you to Escadar? I've never been on a ship before. Is it fun? Are there pirates?" 
12:37 <Avatar> that's fine
13:02 <Ridali> "Ye got some ale in da back"
13:12 <Ridali> ?
13:20 <Hokubi> "What does that shiny thing do?"
13:29 <Avatar> roll diplomacy
13:47 <Hokubi> !throw 1d20+7 Norhand diplomacy
13:47 <diebot> Hokubi, Norhand diplomacy: [1d20=10] 17
13:50 <Ridali> everyone?
14:05 <Ridali> !throw 1d20
14:06 <diebot> Ridali, 1d20: [1d20=11] 11
14:14 <Avatar> "What's your story?"
14:42 <Oskar> (i'm taking a back seat for a while just yell out if you need anything from oskar)
14:48 <Hokubi> "Well, We're off to see a man about a trade. Or something, but mostly I just want to ride a boat, and I'll drag my friends along with me anyway."
15:06 <Avatar> "A man about a trade. Who are ye?"
15:11 <Ridali> "i be looking for faces to smash"
15:52 <Hokubi> Norhand: "Why, we're Pathfinders! Best of the best, Pathfinders. See that guy? He can cleave a giant cat in twain in a single blow. I'm writing a song about it."
15:59 <magogg> "Simple folk"
16:07 <Avatar> "Get lost, Pathfinders."
16:30 <Hokubi> Norhand: "But.. why? We just want to have a boat ride!"
17:10 <Avatar> "I don't want to deal with ye. The Pathfinder Society destoys lives."
17:31 <Avatar> destroys
17:32 <magogg> "Why would you say that young lass?"
18:01 <Avatar> "My father was a Pathfinder, so I know, alright?"
18:07 <Hokubi> Norhand: Only bad lives! Like that great cat, it attacked the bald guy here in his sleep. Mean old cat. So Magogg smashed it."
18:33 <Avatar> "Not interested."
19:16 <Hokubi> Norhand shrugs and moves on to the fat halfling.
19:47 * Ridali follows norhand
19:50 <Avatar> okay, you go find Small Otti
19:52 <Hokubi> Norhand "Hello! Nice boat! Can we go to Escadar? Whats that shiny thing do? Have you ever seen pirates?"
20:31 * Ridali pokes Small Otti's belly and laughs
20:39 <Avatar> "Sure," he says as he scoffs down his meal. "55 gold pieces!"
20:52 <Ridali> "i aint paying"
21:06 <Avatar> "Then I ain't sailin."
21:30 <Ridali> "norhand didnt u pick up some gold earlier?"
21:33 <magogg> "Lets pay up"
21:50 <Hokubi> Norhand: "Surely we can find something more agreeable! I can sing songs about you far and wide! I can keep your crew entertained! And if you find any sea monsters, that guy'll wrestle it!"
22:12 <Avatar> any gold you use that you've picked up during the scenario will get subtracted from your pay when the scenario is complete
22:41 * Ridali grabs norhand by the collar and tells him to pay up
22:53 <Avatar> "Ah, I'm sorry, it's 55 gold pieces."
23:00 <Hokubi> Norhand: "Lets see the other sailor first."
23:25 <Avatar> total
23:51 <Avatar> you go and see Crazy Old Tanner, who's out at his boat
23:54 * Ridali walks over to see the crazy old man
24:38 <Hokubi> Norhand "Hi! I smell fish! Are you a fisherman? Do you like fish? Would you be interested in sailing to Escadar with us? We're good company, really."
24:52 <Avatar> "You're an unfaithful mistress!" he yells out at the sea
25:04 <Avatar> he shakes his head, turning to you
25:09 <magogg> "Let's not announce we're Pathfinders."
25:12 <Avatar> "Aye, things were much better when I was younger, I tells ya."
25:20 <Avatar> he talks with a pipe half hanging out of his mouth
25:31 <magogg> "Makes thre fuss of a decoy irrelevant. Spies of the consortium abound."
25:32 <Avatar> "Pathfinders? You don't say!"
25:42 <Ridali> "can you sail us up to Escadar?"
26:00 <Hokubi> Norhand: "Things were better when I was younger too. Way of the world it is. I think I'll write a song about it."
26:39 <Avatar> he yells at the sea again "That's ENOUGH, Gloria!"
26:49 <Avatar> and he turns to you and says, "What were you saying?"
27:01 <Hokubi> Norhand: Anyway.. Right. So about sailing to Escadar, would you be willing to take us?"
27:12 <Avatar> "Oh, uh, 35 gold."
27:37 <Ridali> "sounds reasonable, Norhand pay up"
27:39 <Avatar> he blows some smoke from his very aromatic pipe
27:49 <Hokubi> Norhand: How about 25? We're a bit short. Had a hard fight with a crocodile. It was an amazing battle."
28:08 <Avatar> roll diplomacy
28:21 <Hokubi> Norhand: "I'm currently writing a song about it. Though I'm not sure yet if its a ballad or a bar tune.
28:31 <Hokubi> !throw 1d20+7 Norhand diplomacy yo
28:31 <diebot> Hokubi, Norhand diplomacy yo: [1d20=18] 25
29:02 <Avatar> "25, eh? Okay I'll take you for 25, but no lower. The sea is an unforgiving mistress, AFTER ALL!"
29:22 <Avatar> he looks between you all, wide-eyed, as he says after all
29:25 <Hokubi> "Right, right. Thank ya very much. Ya ever see pirates out here?"
29:38 * Hokubi pays up and climbs aboard.
29:38 * Ridali whispers to Norhand "i dont trust this guy"
29:47 <Avatar> "Pirates? PIRATES? You don't wanna know about PIRATES! Hahahahah haha haha!"
30:00 <Avatar> and he goes to prep his boat
30:00 * Ridali hesitantly follows
30:06 <Avatar> how are you splitting the payment
30:12 <Hokubi> Norhand: "Why not? I like him. Knows what hes talking about, this guy."
30:13 <Avatar> everyone pays 5gp?
30:16 <Hokubi> Sure.
30:18 <Oskar> yeah!
30:22 <Ridali> Norhand pays all
30:23 <Avatar> any objections
30:24 <Oskar> nice outcome
30:33 <Ridali> he also got the big gold reward
30:39 <Ridali> from before
30:42 <Avatar> Norhand will pay his split
30:54 <Avatar> the gold he got before is going to the Pathfinder Society
31:00 <Avatar> you'll get paid by the Pathfinder Society
31:11 <Ridali> oh i thought he got it
31:16 <Avatar> no, the group gets it
31:38 <Ridali> I dont have any gold
31:50 <magogg> everyone pays
31:59 <Ridali> ok then ill pay.
32:12 <Ridali> "im stingy"
33:49 <Hokubi> !throw 1d20+6 norhand knowledge local
33:50 <diebot> Hokubi, norhand knowledge local: [1d20=12] 18
36:21 <magogg> wait
36:35 <magogg> "Let me hand you this coin."
36:45 <magogg> "Norhand"
36:55 <Oskar> he's dc'd
36:56 * magogg gives Zamir's coin
37:51 <magogg> "I'll get it back later."
38:01 <Avatar> The sounds of a busy tavern echo off the wooden walls of this unusual building. Resting precariously over Escadar’s harbor, the Grindylow’s Goblet offers an unequaled view of the water. In the bar’s center, a thick glass aquarium presents a striking display. Within the tank, a coral statue of a goblin with the lower body of an octopus hosts a school of colorful fish that flit about the nooks 
38:02 <Avatar> and crannies of its tentacles.
38:06 <Hokubi> Norhand: "Whats this thing do?"
38:23 <Hokubi> Norhand: "Its a shiny. Are you buying the first round then?"
39:18 <magogg> a copper coin that has the sigil of the open road on one side and the flag of Jalmeray on the other. When in Absalom or any major city (more than 5,000 residents) in Andoran, Cheliax, Jalmeray, Osirion, Qadira, or Taldor, you can present this coin to any citizen of Jalmeray (it takes 1d4 hours to locate one) and receive a +4 circumstance bonus on any one Appraise, Diplomacy, or Knowledge (any) skill check. You may only use this coin once per scenar
39:19 <magogg> io.
39:47 <magogg> Avatar, can we use this?
40:37 <magogg> sorry man, something came up
40:47 <magogg> I need to go
41:07 <Ridali> "I NEED ALE!"
41:07 <Ridali> can we put our drinks on the gilmans tab?
42:04 * Avatar removes voice from Hokubi magogg Oskar Ridali
42:26 Ridali is now known as phly
42:42 <phly> i am also in mort game
43:03 <Avatar> yep
43:12 Oskar is now known as tristen
43:17 magogg has quit (Quit: Leaving)
43:56 Hokubi is now known as Hydrazine
44:06 <Hydrazine> So.
44:09 <Hydrazine> I think I like him.
44:16 <Avatar> who
44:26 <tristen> Hokubi!
44:32 <Hydrazine> hm. A bunch of people really, when they're here.
44:35 <Avatar> early days ;)
44:35 <Hydrazine> Norhand's funny.
44:42 <tristen> norhand is bloody funny!
44:47 <Hydrazine> Hey tris.
44:52 <tristen> yo
44:53 <Avatar> yeah he plays a good bard doesn't he
44:57 <Avatar> makes the most of it
45:04 <tristen> and the whole gnome thing!
45:06 <Hydrazine> Sorry, but I think Hoku would whoop up on Oskar, aslong as I could get to melee without falling over.
45:19 <tristen> oh i know he would!
45:24 <Hydrazine> yeah, he makes it alot of fun. and thats the whole point i think.
45:27 <tristen> i wouldn't be able to do shit!
45:38 <Hydrazine> besides get taco shell'd
45:50 <tristen> i'd have 2 rounds to try and break your grapple
46:03 <tristen> and then you could just grapple again!
46:10 <tristen> your movement is 30ft?
46:14 <Hydrazine> yep.
46:17 <tristen> yep
46:30 <tristen> oskar would go the way of the croc!
46:43 <Hydrazine> still think that was funny as shit.
46:49 <Hydrazine> big scary croc got pwnd.
46:50 <tristen> "strewth!"
46:59 <tristen> "crikey!"
47:01 <tristen> etc...
47:33 <Hydrazine> funny part is crocs grab.
47:37 <Hydrazine> they engage grapple.
47:56 <Hydrazine> so aslong as i survived the first bite, i'd be right where i want to be to mess him up.
48:08 <tristen> actually what class wouldn't go the way of the croc for that matter?
48:12 <Avatar> it's good to see a different way of fighting
48:13 <Hydrazine> um.
48:18 <tristen> yes
48:22 <Hydrazine> something large.
48:28 <Hydrazine> i can't pin large until later.
48:49 <tristen> can you damage at all whilst grappling?
48:52 <Hydrazine> yep.
48:53 <Brunius> Yes
48:55 <Brunius> Read the rules on it
49:04 <tristen> hey brun how goes it?
49:06 <Hydrazine> unarmed and light weapons still work.
49:09 <Brunius> Indeed !
49:25 <Mort-> Hydra is unique :d
49:29 <Mort-> He pwns!
49:52 phly is now known as Phly
50:00 <tristen> he certainly does! mort you followed the croc encounter?
50:03 <Avatar> Phly: don't forget to fix up your damage rolls
50:05 <Avatar> on your sheet
50:20 <tristen> phly you need some help with that?
50:42 <Phly> yes plz
51:05 <Mort-> Yeah
51:10 <tristen> !findchar Ridali
51:13 <diebot> tristen, Character: Ridali, number: 369( http://dnd.ballig.net/viewchar.php5?char=369 )
51:14 <Phly> was the great axe 1d12
51:41 <tristen> !findchar Oskar
51:42 <diebot> tristen, Character: Oskar, number: 367( http://dnd.ballig.net/viewchar.php5?char=367 )
51:44 <tristen> one sec
51:45 <Avatar> is it a greataxe or a great sword
51:56 <Avatar> you keep changing it
52:03 <Phly> axe i think ill check the pregen again
52:06 <Mort-> Lucky guys
52:07 <Mort-> Lol
52:08 <Hydrazine> greataxe is 1d12 and crits x3.
52:23 <tristen> so phly - look at oskars weapon section
52:37 <tristen> under tab don't just put +4
52:42 <tristen> put 1d20+4
52:44 <tristen> to remind yourself
52:49 <tristen> and then with damage
52:57 <tristen> take a look at the weapons table here:
52:58 <Hydrazine> hey avatar, the  bulk of Hoku's starting gold, went into masterwork manacles.
53:02 <Avatar> p132 of the rulebook
53:06 <Hydrazine> So I can manacle up someone I pin.
53:10 <Mort-> Lol
53:17 <Avatar> yeah I think you need them in your hand man
53:19 <tristen> http://www.d20pfsrd.com/equipment---final/weapons
53:25 <Avatar> it's a standard action just to take something out of your pack
53:28 <tristen> so phly look there
53:33 <Mort-> Wrist sheathe
53:37 <Mort-> ^^
53:38 <tristen> and find great axe and tell me what damage it does?
53:41 <Hydrazine> carry em on belt, like a cop?
53:44 <Mort-> Or quick  draw?
53:44 <Phly> yea its great axe d12
53:48 <tristen> cool
53:58 <Phly> +4
54:01 <Avatar> in a belt pouch
54:03 <tristen> ok so for damage you got 1d12+4 ?
54:07 <Avatar> you still need a standard action for that
54:09 <tristen> the plus 4 is from?
54:12 <Phly> yea
54:16 <Hydrazine> standard, really? huh.
54:22 <Phly> strength ithink
54:24 <Hydrazine> I guess I'll carry em around then.
54:29 <tristen> is it one-and-a-half strength?
54:33 <Mort-> He is a comp
54:34 <Hydrazine> yes.
54:35 <Mort-> Wtf 
54:38 <Avatar> yeah taking anything out of your pack is a standard action
54:47 * Mort- bounces
55:01 <Phly> i think pregen is wrong since my strength is +3
55:04 <Avatar> that's what makes that drink potion as a move action trait so attractive
55:13 <Hydrazine> Um. Move action.
55:19 <Mort-> Isnt it quickdraw?
55:22 <Hydrazine> to get things out of pack.
55:36 <Hydrazine> as per the combat table.
55:42 <Brunius> quick draw reduces to a free
55:45 <Brunius> I thinki
56:03 <tristen> phly i think it's one-and-a-half strength bonus (so 3 + 1.5 = 4 - because it's rounded down)
56:14 <tristen> i'll find a reference to that one sec
56:17 <Avatar> oh you're right, move action
56:28 <Mort-> Yes
56:30 <Spaceshot> my school group which is starting next week is possibly being persuaded to play 4th ed dnd over shadowrun (which is also 4th ed)
56:34 <Mort-> Then standard to cast
57:03 <Hydrazine> so. right. I can pull a rope or manacles as the move action during my second grapple check.
57:18 <Mort-> Sounds like bad s and m
57:23 <tristen> guys why is phly's damage modifier one-and-a-half his strength?
57:23 <Mort-> Seriously
57:27 <Hydrazine> +4.
57:29 <tristen> i read it somewhere once?
57:31 <Avatar> two handed
57:32 <Mort-> +4
57:34 <tristen> ok
57:38 <Mort-> He needs pa i think
57:46 <Mort-> And learn to rage
57:53 <tristen> phly: there you go, so your damage for the greataxe is 1d12+4
57:57 <Avatar> Two-Handed: Two hands are required to use a two-handed 
57:57 <Avatar> melee weapon effectively. Apply 1-1/2 times the character's 
57:58 <Avatar> Strength bonus to damage rolls for melee attacks with such a 
57:58 <Avatar> weapon
57:59 <tristen> put that in your sheet too
58:07 <tristen> right
58:20 <Avatar> he doesn't need power attack
58:31 <Hydrazine> why not?
58:42 <tristen> phly, when you've done that we'll deal with that throwing axe
59:00 <Phly> okay my melle wep is done
59:59 <tristen> cool ok now look on the weapons page for axe
00:13 <tristen> until you find the throwing kind
00:17 <tristen> under light melee i think
00:30 <Hydrazine> a tied up target has -9 ac for melee. wow.
00:38 <Phly> 1d6+3
00:49 <tristen> ok that's damage?
00:54 <tristen> now how about to hit?
00:58 <Phly> yea 3+ for dex
01:00 <tristen> 1d20+dex bonus
01:03 <tristen> cool
01:20 <tristen> put both those in the sheet (similar to oskar)
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01:31 <tristen> again, it just reminds you of what you gotta do
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02:07 <tristen> (matt goodall voice) phly, you've told me about your weapons, now tell me about your armour?
02:44 <Phly> Scale mail
02:54 <tristen> actually that's all good on your sheet i think...
02:56 <Mort-> Lol
03:03 <tristen> as is cmb and stuff
03:13 * Mort- giggles at tristen
03:28 <Hydrazine_> actually.. I don't see anything saying I can't pin a large target?
03:39 <tristen> actually you're pretty good now
03:47 <tristen> maybe think about some macros for your character?
03:54 <tristen> look at oskars sheet
04:04 <tristen> somewhere down there is a list of macros
04:09 <tristen> stuff starting with !save
04:24 <Phly> yea avatar and some other ppl helped me with those stuff
04:26 <Brunius> large creatures get a better cmd
04:45 <tristen> ok as you can see i put my macros in there so i can just cut and paste them in-channel 
05:03 <tristen> not mandatory but it helps in-game
05:17 <tristen> rather than madly digging around to find plus this minus that...
05:29 <Hydrazine_> Yeah, it does make it easier.
05:39 <Hydrazine_> I have two grapple macros, because I get bonuses if I win the first one.
05:57 <tristen> actually phly your skills need some attention
06:01 <Hydrazine_> And I think you saw the one to deal with Khaz's 12 rolls for an attack.
06:32 <tristen> phly: http://www.d20pfsrd.com/classes/core-classes/barbarian
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06:53 <Phly> brb
06:55 <Mort-> Lol
06:59 <Tashes> How goes game?
07:01 <Avatar> hi tashes just in time for the game
07:02 <Hydrazine_> Its a ballig eating bear!
07:04 <Avatar> join up
07:08 <Tashes> seriously?
07:11 <Avatar> of course not
07:11 <Ballig> I'm not eating a bear
07:12 <Avatar> where were you
07:18 <Tashes> i sent you a message..
07:21 <Tashes> on irc
07:31 <Avatar> oh
07:36 <Avatar> tell them to go f themselves
07:39 <Avatar> there is pathfinder to be played !
07:49 <Tashes> i couldnt.. if i didnt get the form in, i'd have to find money to pay for tafe
08:08 <Hydrazine_> We played until we ran out of people.
08:12 <Tashes> Did you guys kill Kyra?
08:12 <Hydrazine_> And I wrestled a croc.
08:17 <Hydrazine_> Steve Irwin style.
08:21 <Avatar> who's Kyra
08:26 <Mort-> Btw
08:27 <Hydrazine_> Kyra. Cleric pregen.
08:30 <Tashes> Klericbot
08:32 <Hydrazine_> Shes my friend.
08:40 <Avatar> amazingly we needed no healers
08:40 <tristen> correction: cleric pregen healing bot
08:44 <Mort-> Steve irwin died from a stingray
08:48 <Avatar> the bard can heal I think
08:53 <Mort-> Yes
08:55 <Mort-> They can
08:59 <Avatar> no apparently not
09:00 <Tashes> Steve irwin died from being a retard
09:01 <Mort-> Oskar has wand
09:02 <Avatar> he didn't take it
09:05 <Avatar> ah
09:07 <tristen> lol
09:23 <Phly> okay im back
09:35 <tristen> yes i agree: steve irwin died from doing what he did best...
09:44 <tristen> hullo again phly
09:50 <tristen> ok your skills man your skills!
09:53 <tristen> what's the go?
10:03 <tristen> take a look at the class skills for barbarian on that page
10:06 <Phly> i dont understand them at all
10:14 <tristen> no problemo
10:24 <tristen> cos you're a barbarian
10:37 <tristen> you've got a set of skills which are good for barbarians
10:41 <tristen> see em?
10:44 <Hydrazine_> But I pulled a steve irwin better than steve irwin.
10:50 <Hydrazine_> I wrestled a croc and won.
10:52 <tristen> http://www.d20pfsrd.com/classes/core-classes/barbarian
10:55 <Tashes> k
11:16 <Hydrazine_> Hi tashes
11:16 <Phly> so it says d12 to hit is that for ranged and melle
11:29 <Hydrazine_> no, thats hit dice.. hp. health.
11:42 <Tashes> hi hydra
11:48 <Tashes> someone broke my skype
11:49 Hydrazine_ is now known as Hydrazine
11:53 <Hydrazine> Bastard.
11:54 <Tashes> WHO FUXED MY PC
11:57 <Phly> okay wellmy hp is 16 after adding modifiers
12:06 <tristen> ok 
12:41 <tristen> now, about your skills matey...
12:44 <Phly> are my class skills the only ones i can roll on?
12:49 <Hydrazine> no.
12:52 <tristen> no not necessarily
12:55 <Hydrazine> but you get an extra +3 to class skills.
13:05 <Phly> okay
13:14 <tristen> see on that page: Skill Ranks Per Level: 4 + Int modifier.
13:54 <tristen> and dwarf?
14:16 <Phly> yea dwarf is -2 int
14:28 <tristen> -2 or -1?
14:58 <Phly> -2
14:59 <Hydrazine> all the racials are in increments of 2.
15:25 <tristen> either way his int is 8 (giving -1?)
15:39 <Hydrazine> yes
15:48 <Phly> yea
15:53 <tristen> does that mean he starts with 3skills?
15:59 <Phly> yea
16:03 <tristen> ok
16:17 <Phly> so is that 3 ranks?
16:21 <tristen> aye
16:28 <tristen> so pick 3 class skills that appeal to you
16:30 <Mort-> You can only
16:38 <tristen> and put 1 rank in each
16:39 <Mort-> Spend one point per skill
16:44 <Mort-> Since you are level 1
16:46 <Phly> i cant put more than 1 point per skil
16:52 <tristen> right
16:53 <Mort-> Yes
16:57 <Phly> yea avatar explianed that yesterday
17:06 <tristen> you can't put in more ranks than your level basically...
17:14 <Mort-> Yeah
17:22 <tristen> so, choose 3 skills and let's work with them
17:28 <Phly> swim perception and survival is what i chose
17:34 <tristen> ok
17:42 <Phly> and is it 2+ for my class skills?
17:42 <Mort-> Trist can you teach me how to create my character? :p
17:46 <tristen> so when you make say a swim check
17:48 <tristen> hehe
17:55 <tristen> it's a strength based skill
17:55 * Mort- gives puppyeyes
18:07 <tristen> so you've got one rank in swimming (+1)
18:15 <tristen> plus it's a class skill (+3)
18:25 <tristen> your strength bonus is (+3)
18:36 <Hydrazine> armor is -4
18:37 <tristen> so your total bonus for swim checks is +7
18:38 <Hydrazine> ?
18:47 <tristen> aye forgot the armour thing
18:54 <Phly> armour
19:04 <Phly> it becomes 2+ strength
19:11 <Phly> so 5+
19:13 <Hydrazine> I'm American. Armor.
19:17 <Phly> intotal
19:23 <tristen> why +2 strength?
19:46 <tristen> isn't your strength +3?
19:52 <Phly> the armour takes away 2 strength
19:58 <Hydrazine> noooo.
20:01 <Phly> or something like that
20:13 <Hydrazine> the armor applies a penalty to some actions that involve moving around.
20:20 <Hydrazine> Like climbing and jumping and swimming.
20:25 <Hydrazine> This does not affect your strength.
20:31 <Phly> we are talking about swimming
20:45 <Phly> i mean it takes it away from the str mod on swimming
20:47 <tristen> yeah i think it's just the weight/clunkiness of the armour
20:54 <Hydrazine> It takes away from the total.
20:59 <tristen> so the ac check penalty is -5 for scale mail
21:11 <tristen> subtract that from your +7 swim check and it's only +2
21:12 <Mort-> Yeah so if you need swing
21:18 <Phly> woah
21:20 <Mort-> I suggest you take off your armor
21:21 <tristen> but in game you can opt to strip your armour
21:29 <tristen> before taking a dip
21:34 <tristen> so you get the full +7
21:39 <Phly> so can i take my armour off just before swimming
21:41 <Tashes> chocolatecoatedcoffeebeans!!
21:48 <Hydrazine> Oh god.
21:49 <Avatar> takes a long time though
21:53 <Mort-> You run the risks of people taking popshots at you though
21:56 <Avatar> 10 rounds of combat, or 1 minute
21:59 <Mort-> Tell me about it
22:09 <Avatar> if you get ambushed without your armour, you're stuck without it
22:13 <Mort-> Yeah
22:14 <tristen> so phly you dig?
22:25 <Avatar> same thing when you go to sleep
22:37 <Phly> oh i might try going with something else instead of swimming
23:08 <tristen> well it's not a bad skill to have...just be aware of the armour penalty 
23:34 <Avatar> yeah it's a problem with any skill that has armour check penalty
23:47 <Avatar> having ranks in it means you're more likely to succeed in it regardless though
24:17 <tristen> aye
24:35 <tristen> and the more ranks you put in the less punishing the armour check penalty is...
24:36 <Tashes> andjackdanials
24:56 <tristen> so phly perception and survival are easy to work out...
25:10 <Tashes> Heh, i'm working with two girls tomorrow.. one's called Aphrodite, and the other's called Julia Roberts
25:13 <tristen> what "attribute" are they based upon?
25:39 <Hydrazine> Aphrodite and Julia Roberts? Makes you feel kinda plain huh?
25:44 <Tashes> Mm.
25:48 <Hydrazine> What do you reckon Aphrodite's a bit horse faced?
25:58 <Hydrazine> Just for the irony.
26:01 <Tashes> Oh, and they're makign me wear a BRIGHT RED shirt
26:05 <Tashes> like omfg firetruck red
26:33 <Hydrazine> lol
26:42 <Mort-> Heh
26:47 <Hydrazine> man, oskar totally saved the day though. all those rounds of sucking paid off.
26:51 <Mort-> I look good in red
26:58 <Mort-> What did he do
26:58 <Tashes> Mort-, i'm a ginger
27:00 <Phly> ill just keep swim
27:01 <Phly> since all my other good skills have it anyway
27:01 <Phly> will and dex no armour penalties
27:01 <Phly> i mean wis
27:01 <Phly> oh wait there both wis
27:14 <Phly> I really felt sorry for oskar until the end where he just pwned the shit outa that thing
27:21 <tristen> aw i dunno about saved the day...saved some time perhaps...!
27:24 <Mort-> What did he do
27:35 <Hydrazine> he flailed around useless for like 5 turns.
27:39 <Mort-> Ok
27:41 <Hydrazine> and then he crits something in the face and 1 shots it.
27:43 <tristen> shot the kobold in the neck
27:44 <Phly> he got a mega crit at the end
27:51 <Mort-> Honestly
28:01 <tristen> sweet 28
28:10 <tristen> 28hp going down
28:29 <Mort-> Wtf
28:32 <Mort-> That's sick
29:28 <Tashes> https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/62771_446010343784_691783784_5172373_6297417_n.jpg
29:30 <tristen> nice damage rolls pretty near max
30:48 <Tashes> Hydra, i can't find the better version of that pic :(
30:59 <Hydrazine> balls.
31:16 <Hydrazine> AH! SHE PUT MY FACE IN IRC!
31:24 <Tashes> Where'd i upload it?
31:27 <Tashes> MUAHAHAAAHH
31:42 <Hydrazine> bookface i thought.
31:46 <Brunius> lololololol
31:47 <Tashes> narp
31:49 <Hydrazine> I didn't think you put it anywhere else.
32:00 <Spaceshot> hahaha
32:06 <Hydrazine> the dregs of this harddrive might actually have it.
32:10 * Tashes hopes
32:17 <Spaceshot> nice pic :P
32:18 <Hydrazine> where was that? Hawaii?
32:22 <Tashes> So we can stop looking like bogans on the internet
32:23 <Spaceshot> so who's the guy you're with hydra?
32:23 <Spaceshot> XD
32:26 <Tashes> black sand beaches!
32:30 <Hydrazine> But I'm all squity and stupid looking.
33:22 <Brunius> Tashes, you shall accept my friend request.
33:31 <Hydrazine> This one only goes back to us in the candy store.
33:32 <Hydrazine> I'm sorry.
33:49 <Spaceshot> you've stalked tashes now brunius?
33:49 <Mort-> Lol
33:50 <Hydrazine> And my sister flipping shit about butterflies.
33:53 <Brunius> Yep
34:00 <Spaceshot> heh
34:03 <Brunius> It wasn't that hard, once I had the photo URL
34:04 <Hydrazine> he failstalked me.
34:10 <Brunius> Yeah, failstalked Hydra
34:14 <Tashes> You're too young to be on my fb
34:18 <Spaceshot> also, need way to get 4th ed fag to stop going on about 4th being a good starting point for roleplaying
34:23 <Spaceshot> over shadowrun
34:30 <Hydrazine> I suggest murder.
34:42 <Hydrazine> I mean.. He likes 4E.
34:47 <Hydrazine> The world is better off without.
34:59 <Spaceshot> nah, he's played nWOD and mage
35:07 <Mort-> Yes!
35:09 <Mort-> Pwn him
35:10 <Hydrazine> Oh, mage is fun.
35:14 <Brunius> Hydra, you shall accept my friend request
35:14 <Hydrazine> We found out that life mages are OP.
35:24 <Hydrazine> fucking health laser beam all the time.
35:35 <Brunius> This is kinda fun
35:42 <Brunius> I should do this more often
35:46 <Spaceshot> and is up for playing shadowrun, just saying that others would be easier with 4th ed
35:48 <Spaceshot> I disagree
35:59 <Spaceshot> starting with 4th ed gives the illusion of roleplaying
36:20 <Hydrazine> I found pictures of fireworks, Tashes.
36:24 <Spaceshot> and 1 guy is already planning out his rigger
36:25 <Brunius> Dude, for RP-heavy campaigns it doesn't matter which system you're using
36:28 <Hydrazine> And you being really pretty at the butterfly place.
36:31 <Brunius> Look up Amber RPG
36:34 <Brunius> NO DICE ROLLS
37:19 <Spaceshot> fuck that
37:24 <Spaceshot> is it he taro card one?
37:27 <Spaceshot> it the*
37:42 <Brunius> Yep
37:54 <Brunius> The books were good but I don't think our DM did the RPG very well
38:05 <Hydrazine> I'm trying to find the kick ass chillaxing turtles.
38:28 <Tashes> https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/26159_390122468784_691783784_3791299_8260086_n.jpg
38:29 <Tashes> found it!
38:32 <Brunius> You should accept my friend request first
38:37 <Mort-> !findchar nohands
38:38 <diebot> Mort-, Character: nohands, number: ( http://dnd.ballig.net/viewchar.php5?char= )
38:47 <Hydrazine> Why're you putting us here?
38:55 <Tashes> ..good question
38:55 <Hydrazine> You look all pink.
39:14 <Hydrazine> Don't accept Brunius, hes a stalker.
39:36 <Brunius> Hey, I only know Avatar and Mekkis' addresses
39:46 <Brunius> Or it might be Mekkis' work
39:47 <Brunius> I'm not sure
40:08 <Hydrazine> Tash, you looked gorgeous out drinking red stripes and eating jerk chicken.
40:18 <Hydrazine> I think I have to do some uploading.
40:34 <Tashes> Thankyou. 
40:37 <Tashes> i miss jerk chicken
40:55 <Hydrazine> Alvin!
41:01 <Hydrazine> Poor Alvin.
41:05 <Brunius> Milliput should set faster
41:13 <Phly> well im out ppl cya guys tomorrow
41:17 <Brunius> Cya Phly
41:24 <Tashes> bye phly!
41:46 <Hydrazine> I found the turtles!
41:51 <Hydrazine> Fuckin' coolest turtles ever.
42:00 <Brunius> You still haven't accepted my friend request though
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42:14 <Hydrazine> Dude, chill.
42:21 <Brunius> :P
42:28 <Hydrazine> You're going from kinda stalkery to really stalkery.
42:44 <Brunius> There IS a reason I'm known as stalker
43:50 <Tashes> s'ok hydra, i accepted his friend request so now he knows all about you
44:03 <Brunius> :)
44:14 <Hydrazine> You bitch.
44:27 <Tashes> Brunius, while you're stalkign me could you please put in some job applications
44:47 <Brunius> Eh, why not
45:39 <Hydrazine> Turtles!
45:41 <Hydrazine> http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f220/ookichinpoko/Me/DSC01940.jpg
45:50 <Hydrazine> check those bastards out. They just sit there like that.
46:28 <Tashes> moss and all
46:30 <Brunius> I see you play wow, Hydra.
46:45 <Hydrazine> I used to.
46:52 <Brunius> 373 hours clocked
47:10 <Hydrazine> um.
47:16 <Hydrazine> Are you talking about xfire stuff again?
47:23 <Tashes> yeah that's not his xfire.
47:24 <Hydrazine> Because we've been over this.
47:25 <Tashes> just fyi
47:35 <Brunius> No we haven't
47:43 <Hydrazine> Mkay. Whatever man.
47:44 <Brunius> And that's one heck of a coincidence
48:18 <Brunius> Same name, same nick
48:32 <Hydrazine> Its not exactly a rare name.
48:37 <Brunius> (This is the failstalk section)
49:03 <Hydrazine> Thats really funny.
49:03 <Mort-> Tristen!
49:12 <Hydrazine> Tash just linked me to that xfire profile.
49:13 <Mort-> You there? :p
49:17 <Hydrazine> I've played all of those.
49:35 <Mort-> Or maybe mek/ballig
49:41 <Ballig> hm?
49:44 <Mort-> Hm
49:58 <Mort-> Can you make it so i can speak with you privately?
50:03 <Mort-> :p
50:28 <Ballig> you can
51:54 <Hydrazine> can you grapple a guy on a horse?
52:12 <Ballig> I'm told no, but I'm not sure
52:17 <Ballig> actually sorry, that was trip
52:17 <Avatar> a horse with no name
52:20 <Ballig> I tihnk you should be able to
53:19 <Brunius> http://chzscience.files.wordpress.com/2012/02/funny-science-news-experiments-memes-baby-dont-hertz-me-no-more.png
54:30 <Avatar> you'd think pulling someone off a horse would be fairly easy
55:11 <Mort-> Ya i think you should be able to hook people off hopper
55:15 <Mort-> Horses
55:24 <Avatar> stay in saddle is a DC 5 (for when your mount rears or bolts unexpectedly) and a military saddle gives you a +2 to your ride check
55:29 <Hydrazine> this just gets better and better.
55:33 <Avatar> but someone actively pulling you off 
55:39 <Avatar> that would be tough
55:54 <Avatar> I mean that's not a ride check
56:00 <Brunius> So guys, I want to commit suicide, but I don't want to commit suicide.
56:02 <Brunius> Discuss.
56:04 <Avatar> that's a grapple on an unstead surface
56:23 <Avatar> Brunius: don't
56:33 <Avatar> that's all there is to that one
56:46 <Hydrazine> what does the unsteady surface do?
57:07 <Avatar> if anything, you'd think it'd give you a penalty to your CMD
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57:46 <Brunius> But it doesn't?
57:58 <Ballig> maybe it's a ride check against the grappler's CMB or CMD
58:01 <Avatar> well there's no rule on it, so I wouldn't think there is one
58:08 <Avatar> but I wouldn't say you can't grapple them
58:26 <Avatar> it seems perfectly logical that you can
59:23 <Hydrazine> Interesting.
00:02 <Avatar> they'd probably keep their higher ground bonus though
00:06 <Ballig> although I'm yet to come across a mounted NPC
00:07 <Avatar> no getting around that
00:11 <Hydrazine> Fair enough.
00:17 <Hydrazine> Really?
00:21 <Avatar> bring a soapbox to stand on
00:33 <Hydrazine> I'll stand on the dwarf.
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00:43 <Hydrazine> ready action to tackle the bugger as he rides by.
01:00 <Mort-> Lol
01:08 <Mort-> Ill ready grease
01:11 <Mort-> :d
01:13 <Hydrazine> If necessary, fair chance I could successfully grapple the horse.
01:21 <Mort-> Oh yes. Grease for khaz!
01:27 <Mort-> What happens
01:34 <Mort-> If i grease his saddle
01:38 <Mort-> He falls off?
01:40 <Avatar> I'm yet to come across an NPC mounted on a roc
01:43 <Ballig> ha
01:49 <Mort-> Good point
01:50 <Avatar> with a lance
01:51 <Avatar> charging
01:54 <Ballig> maybe our scenario we right should have three of them
01:58 <Ballig> right/write
02:04 <Avatar> where the tactics say be 10ft above your target
02:08 <Mort-> what happens if you grease
02:14 <Mort-> Someone mounted
02:21 <Hydrazine> lol.
02:21 <Mort-> He has issues staying on:-)
02:26 <Mort-> ?
02:37 <Mort-> I mean hey you staying on an oily saddle?
02:40 <Avatar> can you target a person with it
02:46 <Mort-> His armor
02:51 <Mort-> Or his saddle
02:55 <Mort-> More likely
03:04 <Mort-> Its a valid disarm trick
03:16 <Avatar> yeah but the spell description specifically talks about that
03:19 <Mort-> People grease the swords of those who try to hit them
03:42 <Hydrazine> Don't tell us we shouldn't try to be creative with spells..
04:14 <Ballig> you shouldn't try to be creative with spells
04:18 <Mort-> You can grease yourself
04:21 <Avatar> yeah it seems like you could use it on a saddle
04:23 <Hydrazine> well, balls.
04:28 <Avatar> it just says a solid surface
04:58 <Mort-> So what happens if i grease grosh's saddle
04:58 <Mort-> ^^
05:17 * Mort- waits for falling gnomes
05:24 * Tashes gets her claws out
05:25 <Ballig> well, keep in mind line of sight
05:28 <Avatar> then that's pvp
05:29 <Tashes> i can get him off that horse!
05:30 <Ballig> if he's sitting on it can you really see it to grease it
05:38 <Avatar> and you will be excommunicated from the pathfinder society and won't be able to play ever again
06:06 <Ballig> I think best case scenario you can grease parts of the saddle and provide a circumstance penalty to their ride checks
06:39 <Mort-> Its him who started it :(
06:39 <Mort-> He charged khaz :(
06:47 <Hydrazine> might be just as effective to grease the lance?
06:55 <Ballig> it'd be more effective to grease the lance
07:06 <Mort-> He started the fight
07:17 <Avatar> actually no
07:26 <Avatar> by the same logic, you'd be greasing the "area you can see"
07:31 <Avatar> and it wouldn't have any effect
07:34 <Avatar> but the spell says it does
07:37 <Avatar> so it must affect the saddle as well
07:51 <Mort-> That works
07:51 <Mort-> Want to bet
07:52 <Mort-> He has a spare?
07:52 <Mort-> Don't be silly. All my characters have spare weapons
07:56 <Hydrazine> so you don't need to see the whole object to grease it.
08:00 <Avatar> yeah
08:39 <Mort-> Greasing the lance does not solve the problem you have a flying gnome
08:48 <Mort-> He can pull out a spare
08:55 <Ballig> you have a flying gnome who can't attack you
09:04 <Mort-> He will have spare weapon
09:09 <Ballig> hell, he's flying, he can't even stop and pick up his weapon easily
09:14 <Mort-> I wouldn't put it past him
09:17 <Ballig> people don't carry spare lances
09:26 <Mort-> To carry a spare lance in back pack
09:27 <Avatar> that's not entirely true
09:31 <Avatar> Buck has a lance and a rapier
09:35 <Avatar> why not a lance and a lance?
09:38 <Ballig> but you don't have a SPARE lance
09:43 <Avatar> ah but I could
09:47 <Ballig> but youd on't
09:48 <Mort-> He will have a bow for certain
09:49 <Mort-> Yes
09:50 <Ballig> anyone COULD
09:51 <Mort-> I would actually
09:55 <Avatar> yeah mort would
09:56 <Hydrazine> still, even with a bow.
09:57 <Ballig> Mort-: and he will be a pretty shitty shot
10:06 <Avatar> maybe we SHOULD carry spare weapons!
10:08 <Mort-> Khaz has 2 morningstars
10:09 <Hydrazine> hes not gonna be crushing out 40+ damage a round.
10:10 <Ballig> but you don't
10:21 <Mort-> Should you take out his scimitar
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10:43 <Hydrazine> and if hes charging with a non-reach melee weapon, you can hit him back.
10:46 <Mort-> Now what the hell was i doing with so many spare weapons ^^
10:56 <Mort-> I say he will have a spare lance
11:03 <Mort-> Or it isn't hard to
11:11 <Ballig> and it's charging with a lance that gives all the heavy damage
11:17 <Mort-> Why don't people carry spare lances
11:19 <Ballig> Mort-: he DOESN'T have a spare lance
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11:27 <Ballig> because why would you?
11:33 <Mort-> After he reads today logs
11:35 <Avatar> because one might get greased
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11:40 <Avatar> then where would you be
11:41 <Hydrazine> which is why i say greasing the lance is a very effective combat strategy.
11:42 <Ballig> why would he? you're never going to be able to cast grease on his lance
11:46 <Ballig> he never has to worry, you can't PVP in PFS
11:47 <Mort-> He will :d
12:13 <Avatar> what if the tactics of an npc say "if any PCs have a lance, the Bad Guy casts grease on it at the beginning of combat."
12:30 <Ballig> then that'll be very effective
12:38 <Avatar> yeah that spare will come in handy
12:44 <Ballig> doesn't mean you'd carry it
12:49 <Ballig> for the very off chance that that happens
12:52 <Mort-> He is a smart guy
12:54 <Mort-> He will think ill gm one scenario that he is in
12:55 <Mort-> And his lance will get greased :d
12:55 <Mort-> Haha
12:55 <Mort-> I rather grease him out of saddle ^^
12:59 <Ballig> I just have a locked gauntlet instead
13:01 <Mort-> That's also effective ^^
13:12 <Avatar> yeah that's true
13:18 <Avatar> how do those locked gauntlets work
13:26 <Mort-> Not sure if i want a locked gauntlet
13:28 <Avatar> do you have to cast grease on the gauntlet
13:32 <Ballig> not sure how it works with grease
13:33 <Mort-> People cant disarm you
13:42 <Ballig> I think you can be disarmed but you get a huge bonus?
13:42 <Ballig> not sure
13:53 <Mort-> But if someone casts the burning disarm on you
14:00 <Mort-> You can't even drop your weapon
14:01 <Ballig> heat metal
14:07 <Mort-> Ya
14:10 <Avatar> +10 to CMD
14:15 <Mort-> Or whatever it was
14:21 <Brunius> I don't wanna die, I don't wanna die, so you're gonna have to...
14:22 <Mort-> You can't even drop your weapon
14:25 <Ballig> thing is, grease doesn't use CMD I dont' think
14:32 <Avatar> yeah
14:38 <Mort-> Kick you outside of the window?
14:38 <Avatar> so it would still apply 
14:46 <Mort-> Its reflex save
14:48 <Ballig> well a GM might rule it just doesn't work
14:51 <Ballig> because the gauntlet is locked
15:03 <Ballig> and therefore grease wouldn't affect your ability to wield the weapon
15:19 <Ballig> but a weapon cord would probably be a better failsafe
15:19 <Avatar> pretty sure that ruling would be wrong though
15:23 <Ballig> in that specific circumstance
15:29 <Ballig> I don't think it would be "wrong"
15:52 <Mort-> Id like to grease grolshmir out of his saddle :d
16:03 <Mort-> He charged me today :(
16:03 <Avatar> you can't
16:13 <Ballig> he didn't charge you
16:19 <Avatar> not even as a GM, really, because the tactics will never ever say what I mentioned earlier
16:20 * Mort- sulks
16:33 <Avatar> unless you break the rules
16:33 <Ballig> well there was a tactic to grease weapons
16:33 <Mort-> Oh yes he did!
16:38 <Ballig> that's not necessarily out of the question
16:47 <Avatar> have you seen it say that before ?
16:49 <Ballig> yeah
16:53 <Avatar> nice
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17:44 <Mort-> I'm sad sad
18:54 <Spaceshot> anyone have any hints to help out new players playing shadowrun
18:58 <Mort-> I really want to grease him out :d
19:01 <Mort-> Sorry no
19:10 <Tashes> !throw 1d20
19:10 <diebot> Tashes, 1d20: [1d20=13] 13
19:15 <Mort-> How about tanglefoot bags ^^
19:16 <Ballig> play the SNES and Genesis games first
19:20 <Spaceshot> haha
19:28 <Tashes> !throw 1d20
19:28 <diebot> Tashes, 1d20: [1d20=5] 5
19:28 <Ballig> Mort-: no PVP
19:30 <Tashes> !throw 1d20
19:30 <Spaceshot> and tell them not to touch the 360/window games?
19:31 <diebot> Tashes, 1d20: [1d20=4] 4
19:31 <Mort-> His roc cant fly?
19:34 <Tashes> !throw 1d20
19:34 <diebot> Tashes, 1d20: [1d20=8] 8
19:36 <Tashes> !throw 1d20
19:36 <diebot> Tashes, 1d20: [1d20=12] 12
19:41 <Tashes> See?! Diebot hates me!
19:41 <Avatar> tactics never say to use those like that either
19:43 <Mort-> He started it first!
19:51 <Avatar> maybe one scenario in all of PFS
19:52 <Mort-> You should chase him!
19:56 <Mort-> Not me!
20:03 <Ballig> I have seen NPCs with tanglefoot bags
20:08 <Ballig> the tactics don't say NOT to use them
20:16 <Ballig> but I never even realised they had them until after combat
20:17 <Avatar> they never say NOT to do stuff
20:19 <Avatar> they say to do stuff
20:20 <Ballig> I keep forgetting to check combat gear
20:26 <Mort-> Ballig he bullied me! :(
20:31 <Mort-> I check gear
20:32 <Ballig> Mort-: no he didn't
20:37 <Ballig> he was just bragging about his character
20:40 <Mort-> Yes he did!
20:45 <Mort-> He charged me!
20:47 <Ballig> no, he didn't
20:56 <Mort-> This morning!
20:57 <Mort-> ask him
20:58 <Ballig> nope
21:04 <Ballig> then get him kicked out of PFS
21:05 <Ballig> for PVP
21:06 <Mort-> And preebitz
21:09 <Hydrazine> there ain't no justice.
21:17 <Mort-> And hydra :p
21:23 <Mort-> He charged me right?
21:26 <Tashes> https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/420490_3289362149675_1136363830_3219922_1395386518_n.jpg
21:31 <Mort-> Didn't you see it? :p
21:39 <Ballig> okay, I am reporting him to paizo right now
21:41 <Brunius> what the hell tashes
21:42 <Ballig> to get him kicked out of PFS
21:46 <Ballig> I will take your word for it
21:50 <Mort-> Uh
21:54 <Mort-> Don't
21:59 <Ballig> he engaged in PV
22:02 <Ballig> +P
22:04 <Mort-> There were ...
22:04 <Ballig> which is against the rules
22:07 <Ballig> I don't make the rules
22:16 <Mort-> Mitigating circumrtances
22:24 <Mort-> I was bullying another gnome
22:30 * Mort- blushes
22:33 <Mort-> Oh oh
22:34 <Ballig> doesn't matter
22:36 <Ballig> there is no PVP in paizo
22:36 <Tashes> Brunius, it took me a while to work it out
22:39 <Ballig> I am about to hit submit on the report
22:42 <Ballig> are you sure he engaged in PVP?
22:49 <Mort-> No he didn't!
22:53 <Ballig> so he didn't charge you?
22:54 <Brunius> piglets?
22:56 * Mort- hides in a bush
23:01 <Tashes> ya
23:04 <Mort-> He didn't
23:08 <Ballig> oh
23:10 <Mort-> Charge me
23:15 <Ballig> then I guess I had better not report him for PVP
23:39 * Mort- hides in a bush from shame and refuses to come out
23:49 * Tashes puts on her bear suit and pounces ballig
24:02 <Brunius> Hmmm
24:12 <Brunius> I probably shouldn't cut my wrists
24:19 <Ballig> I'm wearing my mask of bear resistance +10
24:37 * Tashes bites Ballig's neck into pieces and parts
24:43 * Tashes chomp chomp chomp
24:44 <Spaceshot> you probably shouldn't brunius
24:45 <Ballig> Brunius: which one of your characters is level 3?
24:51 <Tashes> Oh noes! I got my bearsuit all dirty!
24:54 <Brunius> Derau
24:56 <Brunius> Why?
25:04 <Ballig> do you still play him?
25:08 <Mort-> Ok brunius. Why do you want to commit suicide
25:11 <Brunius> Yeah, why?
25:18 <Ballig> wondering what characters we should play tomorrow
25:23 <Brunius> What's the use of anything, Mort-?
25:42 <Spaceshot> bah stop being so emo
25:47 <Brunius> Fuck you man
25:47 <Spaceshot> so you hate the world and dislike life
25:50 <Spaceshot> you'll live
25:50 <Brunius> I'll be emo if I want to
25:56 <Spaceshot> NIEN
26:01 <Brunius> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xqAifem-0zY
26:05 <Brunius> It's nein
26:07 <Brunius> Get it right.
26:16 <Spaceshot> NEIN
26:30 <Spaceshot> just passively hate the world
26:36 <Brunius> WIE SPAT IST ES?
26:38 <Spaceshot> it's easier and less painful than cutting yourself
26:58 <Brunius> I do actually know how much it hurts to cut ones writs, Spaceshot
27:08 <Brunius> I've tried, a couple of times
27:48 <Spaceshot> mmm, I bet it hurts
27:50 <Spaceshot> I haven't
28:02 <Spaceshot> done almost worst (depends on your definition of worst) though
28:10 <Brunius> The blood vessel you're going for is pretty deep
28:31 <Brunius> I was considering train jumping at one point
28:47 <Brunius> Yay, killing conversations
29:15 <Spaceshot> tis fun
29:24 <Spaceshot> and seriously, is there anything to be really emo about?
29:35 <Spaceshot> I know you're probs heart broken, but anything else?
29:48 <Brunius> I WAS over that.
29:52 <Brunius> Cheers for that, btw
30:47 <Spaceshot> well then, anything else?
31:01 <Spaceshot> I don't really get why you'd be so emo
38:57 <Spaceshot> yay dead chat
39:14 <Mort-> Bru
39:35 <Mort-> Go read the worst rped paladins guide
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44:27 <Brunius> link?
46:24 <Mort-> paizo.com/forums/dmtz3ds0?RPing-paladins-worst-youve-seen#0
02:59 <Spaceshot> so when is the game that I'll be in tomorrow?
03:25 <Mort-> Urm at 11 am auzzie time
05:32 <Ballig> in 12 hours
07:01 <Avatar> Spaceshot: accept the invite
07:03 <Avatar> it has the time on it
07:48 <Ballig> he doesn't have a timezone set on the website
07:51 <Ballig> so it will have our time on it
08:14 <Avatar> he's in melbourne
08:20 <Ballig> oh
08:21 <Ballig> right, he moved
08:46 <Spaceshot> yea ballig, learn to stalk
09:26 <Avatar> I'm not a stalker
14:11 <Spaceshot> so I've got just under 12hrs to beat brunius in being emo
14:13 <Spaceshot> sweet
14:50 <Avatar> have you seen melbourne yet spaceshot
15:57 <Spaceshot> a bit
17:04 <Spaceshot> why do you ask?
17:49 <Avatar> you've been busy haven't you
18:59 <Spaceshot> not that much
19:25 <Spaceshot> but haven't really spent that much time looking around
19:33 <Spaceshot> did what needed to get done
19:53 <Spaceshot> and been a bit lazy (though wednesday through to friday is school for me)
20:15 <Avatar> yep being lazy
20:16 <Avatar> I hear dat
20:45 <Spaceshot> being lazy and/or being emotionally out of it
20:46 <Spaceshot> either one
24:05 <Spaceshot> so yea, being depressed, being lazy, and having school straight away when I get to melbourne hasn't given me that much time or motivation to look around
26:33 <Avatar> yeah I have been a bit depressed myself
26:42 <Avatar> I'll be like yeah
26:43 <Spaceshot> but that's because you can't find a jo
26:45 <Avatar> I'm depressed
26:47 <Spaceshot> job*
26:52 <Avatar> and then I will be lazy and more depressed
26:56 <Avatar> and then depressed again
27:18 <Avatar> and then I go out and I'm depressed and come home and I'm depressed
27:43 <Spaceshot> I get the picture
27:56 <Avatar> I hope you do
27:57 <Ballig> when I am depressed I just be awesome instead
28:00 <Avatar> forget this depressed bullshit
28:05 <Avatar> shut up I was about to say that
28:07 <Spaceshot> but like I previously said, I bet it's because you can't get a job
28:09 <Ballig> ha
28:22 <Avatar> I'm not depressed in the slightest man
28:26 <Avatar> I am less depressed now that I don't have a job
28:32 <Spaceshot> so you're just being a condecending dick?
28:33 <Spaceshot> XD
28:37 <Avatar> yes
28:46 <Ballig> I thought that was obvious
28:47 <Avatar> I just stop being depressed and start being awesome
28:57 <Avatar> none of this dwelling on how shit things are
29:03 <Spaceshot> you should right a self help book
29:13 <Avatar> pathfinder IS a self help book
29:18 <Avatar> pick up a rulebook and let's go
29:36 <Spaceshot> haha
29:42 <Spaceshot> I know I'm depressed
29:50 <Spaceshot> I know I've been depressed for a fucking long time
30:01 <Spaceshot> but I don't go be emo all over the place
31:21 Mort- has quit (Quit: Bye)
31:30 <Avatar> you kind of just were
31:32 <Avatar> otherwise I wouldn't have started that
31:36 <Spaceshot> yea probably
31:44 <Spaceshot> it comes out every now and then
31:48 <Spaceshot> but I'll live
31:55 <Avatar> dam right !
32:05 <Ballig> Ava might not though
32:06 <Ballig> ha ha!
32:19 <Avatar> don't even joke
32:21 <Avatar> none of us might
32:29 <Avatar> all of us might not*
32:35 <Ballig> ha
33:20 <Spaceshot> I could spiral at the moment, and I probably might still without talking about it here
33:31 <Spaceshot> but anywho, who else am I playing with 2morrow?
33:51 <Ballig> the cool kids
33:57 <Ballig> me, Avatar and Brunius
34:01 <Ballig> did you accept the invite you were sent
34:24 <Spaceshot> I didn't realise I had to
34:30 <Ballig> doesn't the email tell you to
34:44 <Spaceshot> I don't really read the email more than the time and date
35:06 <Ballig> are you a skimmer
35:25 <Spaceshot> no, lazy ass fuck who didn't realise it was needed to read the whole thing
35:42 <Ballig> you skimmer
36:11 <Spaceshot> the email doesn't even give any instructions, just a few links and that's it
36:35 <Ballig> "Please confirm your attendance with the link above"
36:36 <Ballig> :p
36:45 <Spaceshot> so it does
36:55 <Spaceshot> why would that be at the bottom?
37:01 <Ballig> where else should it be
37:13 <Spaceshot> next to or above the link
37:20 <Spaceshot> so you read it when you're looking at the link
37:32 <Ballig> I'll make the change, thanks
37:38 <Spaceshot> XD
39:49 <Ballig> http://dnd.ballig.net/schedule.php5?id=$gameid Please confirm your attendance with this link.
41:04 <Spaceshot> if I hold my spear in my buckler hand to cast a spell in the other do I still get the buckler +1ac for that round?
41:21 <Ballig> you don't get a buckler AC when you cast a spell at all do you
41:29 <Avatar> nope
41:36 <Spaceshot> thought it was just using that hand
42:42 <Spaceshot> it says you can cast a spell using somatic components USING your shield arm
42:57 <Spaceshot> but you lose the shield bonus if you do
43:02 <Spaceshot> but I'll be casting a spell in the other hand
44:26 <Tashes> space you should bring me chocolate tomorrow
44:32 <Tashes> i'm on the fringe caravan in the mall
44:38 <Ballig> he's not in adelaide anymore
44:41 <Spaceshot> nup
44:42 <Spaceshot> soz
44:44 <Tashes> wtf?
44:48 <Tashes> where are you?
44:50 <Spaceshot> melb
44:52 Mort- ([email protected]) has joined #d&d
44:56 <Tashes> traitor
45:05 <Spaceshot> what? thought you wanted me out of the same state you're in
45:44 <Mort-> I need to meditate
45:48 <Mort-> And concentrate
45:53 <Mort-> Will log off irc
45:55 Mort- has quit (Quit: Bye)
48:35 <Tashes> thats beside the point :p
49:06 <Spaceshot> XD
49:17 <Ballig> the point is she wants chocolate
49:20 <Spaceshot> I moved because what I wanted to study wasn't in adelaide
49:25 <Spaceshot> yea I got that
49:38 <Spaceshot> actually, I don't think she cares what she gets as long as it's free
49:54 <Ballig> I'm pretty sure she would object to free stinky fish
50:18 <Spaceshot> you never know
57:02 <Mekkis> moin
57:40 <Mekkis> is Hydrazine awake?
01:38 <Hydrazine> for a little while.
01:40 <Hydrazine> Whats up?
01:57 <Mekkis> I need to run some encounters
01:59 <Mekkis> well
02:01 <Mekkis> one encounter
02:03 <Mekkis> several times
02:07 <Mekkis> can you help
02:12 <Hydrazine> how so?
02:20 <Mekkis> PM
02:41 Mekkis sets mode -R Mekkis
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