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08:38 <mort-> Ill think abou it but i think i want to be a sneaky bastard
19:02 <Hydrazine> you can't be sneaky.
19:19 <Mekkis> I wouldn't see life insurance to my horses
25:51 <mort-> Why can't i?
26:04 <mort-> I really need help understanding thug
26:14 <mort-> Non lethal
26:24 <mort-> And enforcer
26:27 <mort-> Together :p
26:48 <mort-> There is still rime spell and frost bite later!
26:58 <mort-> Don't run off so fast :p
51:17 <Mekkis> hmmm
52:05 <Mekkis> what does Brunius think about 3rd party publications
58:05 <mort-> Its going to get out of the window
58:37 <mort-> But yes i want to try frighten the shit out of everyone :p
06:55 <Mekkis> Perfection can help
12:50 <Hydrazine> Jerus is gonna buy a pet chicken and name it Perfection.
13:21 <Mekkis> Itzamna's already got a mechanical spider called Perfection
24:25 <mort-> We are going to be very silly
24:42 <mort-> Funny as it may seem i want to blend magus and thug
24:43 <mort-> Lol
25:04 <mort-> I bet we all end up without healers
25:16 <mort-> Get perfection to be my flanking buddy :p
28:23 <Hydrazine> jerus could use a flanking buddy!
31:36 <mort-> You know what?
31:44 <mort-> We are out of healers again :p
31:56 <mort-> Want to see how well we can umd clw? :p
32:32 <mort-> I think in this ill have lower str higher cha
44:24 <Hydrazine> i guess pirates need healers too.
45:13 <mort-> Great. We can all use infernal healing
45:16 <mort-> Or umd
45:57 <mort-> Sometimes we have to remind ourselves of harsh realities
46:14 <mort-> But you see if frightening them off works as planned
46:20 <mort-> Hey we shouldn't need healers
46:31 <mort-> But will ask bru on how he views it
47:13 <mort-> Max umd. Intimidate. Ill leave diplo to mek.
47:35 <mort-> Max acrobatics
48:11 <mort-> Want to order any knowledge dungeoneerimg, plains or local?
48:21 <mort-> Wonder if i should get some bluff
48:39 <mort-> Probably should max escape artist as well
27:13 <mort-> Ask mek to umd we should be fine
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52:55 Mekkis sets mode -i Mekkis
52:55 Mekkis sets mode -r Mekkis
52:55 Mekkis sets mode -w Mekkis
52:55 Mekkis sets mode -x Mekkis
00:33 Mekkis sets mode +w Mekkis
00:33 Mekkis sets mode +i Mekkis
00:33 Mekkis sets mode +R Mekkis
00:33 ataxia.il.us.austnet.org sets mode +x Mekkis
00:41 Topic for #d&d is: PFS: Sat 11am (Mekkis, new game) / Sun 1pm (Ballig, new game) | CoTE: TBA || All times are AEDT (UTC+11:00) | D&D and Pathfinder Online http://dnd.ballig.net
00:41 Topic for #d&d set by Avatar at Mon Mar 12 13:14:06 2012
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41:10 <tristen> i am now!
41:54 tristen is now known as Oskar
43:09 <Oskar> !throw 1d20
43:13 <Oskar> hmmm deadbot?
43:28 <Oskar> Mekkis if you're about
56:51 <Hydrazine> sup broo?
57:03 <Hydrazine> Yeah, we got this fake diebot thing now.
57:19 Brunius has quit (Quit: You what?)
01:36 <Ballig> why is it fake
02:06 <Hydrazine> !throw 1d20+1 fake
02:08 <Hydrazine> See?
02:47 <Ballig> !throw 1d20+1 fake
02:48 <dicebot> Ballig, fake: [1d20=14] 15
02:55 <Hydrazine> Oh. Hes just racist.
03:00 <Ballig> yes
03:01 <Ballig> he's racist
03:13 <Hydrazine> !throw 1d20 I hate you
03:13 <dicebot> Hydrazine, I hate you: [1d20=17] 17
03:23 <Hydrazine> See, he hates me. 17 passes.
12:21 <Oskar> !throw 1d20
12:26 <Oskar> !throw 1d20 wtf
12:39 <Ballig> :)
13:14 <Hydrazine> unreliable bastard.
13:35 <Ballig> it's not unreliable, I turned it on after you tried the first time and turned it off before oskar tried
16:17 <Hydrazine> Ballig's trolling us.
16:26 <Ballig> I sure am
17:27 <Ballig> haha
17:53 <Oskar> lol
17:56 <Oskar> hey
17:58 <Oskar> i found out
18:01 <Oskar> that when an archer gets his trick shots
18:07 <Oskar> all normal attack bonuses apply to the cmb
18:12 <Ballig> yeah
18:14 <Oskar> they stack!
18:18 <Hydrazine> Wow.
18:18 <Ballig> if you use a weapon to perform a cmb, you use your weapon bonuses
18:23 <Oskar> hot damn i'm gonna have some fun
18:24 <Hydrazine> Didn't I say something like that?
18:30 <Oskar> yeah you did
18:36 <Oskar> and then when i was playing on the weekend
18:44 * Hydrazine serves up an ice-cold glass of 'fuckin' told you so.'
18:44 <Oskar> one of the guys said they don't
18:49 <Ballig> Oskar: I Pmed you
18:59 <Hydrazine> reading skype, tris?
19:00 <Oskar> so oskar didn't get the bonuses on the weekend
19:18 <Hydrazine> damn bad people not knowing rules.
19:28 <Ballig> yeah the core rulebook is pretty clear on it
28:00 <Oskar> !findchar Oskar
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37:08 <Hydrazine> So when is gametime?
37:23 <Hydrazine> I'm not sure if the site's properly up to date for this whole daylight savings fiasco.
38:03 <Mekkis> moin
38:59 <Hydrazine> yo.
39:29 <Ballig> Hydrazine: it's in your timezone if you have a timezone set on the website
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40:46 <Hydrazine> should be right, but thats why i'm asking.
47:19 <Oskar> morning mekkis
49:05 <Mekkis> who's here?
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52:02 <Oskar> ima here
52:27 <Avatar> zzzzz
52:35 <Oskar> reece and ryan are both on skype
52:41 <Oskar> avatar needs some coffee
52:48 <Avatar> I need more sleep
53:01 <Mekkis> reece and ryan?
53:15 <Oskar> "some coffee" is the equivalent of "more sleep"
53:27 <Oskar> yeah i think ryan = phly
53:59 <Oskar> and reece is the other one 
54:13 <Oskar> can't remember his char name
54:18 <Avatar> phly declined
54:23 <Mekkis> The first documented fire-starting printer was a Stromberg-Carlson 5000 xerographic printer, installed around 1959 at the Lawrence Livermore National Laboratory, modified with an extended fusing oven to achieve a print speed of one page per second. In the event of a printing stall, and occasionally in normal operation, the fusing oven would heat paper to combustion, which was aggravated by the fact that if the printer continued to operate, it would
54:23 <Mekkis>  essentially stoke the oven with fresh paper at high speed. There is, however, no evidence of the "lp0 on fire" message appearing in any software of the time.
55:14 <Spaceshot> good old mekkis and his context
00:22 <Hydrazine> i'm here!
00:59 <Mekkis> so two?
06:26 <Oskar> yeah i dunno where brunius is
06:30 <Oskar> or mort for that matter
06:41 <Oskar> she's usually bouncing off the walls by this time...
06:50 <Mekkis> she's got a wedding
07:21 <Hydrazine> Her cousin.
07:27 <Hydrazine> Shes a pinked out bridesmaid and shit.
07:40 <Mekkis> well, I'll be back in 30, if someone else turns up
07:42 <Ballig> looks like you're waiting on Brunius and Jaggedsoul
08:15 <Oskar> yeah jagged too
09:04 <Avatar> should've told jaggedsoul it starts at 10
10:04 Oskar is now known as tristen
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13:27 <tristen> heya brun-brun
17:04 <Brunius> heya tris-tris
19:28 <tristen> who you playing today man?
19:47 <tristen> character level 3 it says
20:14 <tristen> you'll know what to do if we get fatigued from altitude sickness
20:34 <tristen> (and that's ignore me)
21:18 <tristen> it's better to be fatigued than critted by a yeti in a warm cosy cave
21:48 <Avatar> haha
23:03 <tristen> (old australian proverb)
23:10 <Brunius> Is that so.
23:14 <Brunius> What's being run today?
23:20 <Brunius> And who by?
23:30 <Spaceshot> something, by mekkis
23:42 <tristen> mekkis running the city of strangers methinks
23:56 <Spaceshot> nope, something else
24:07 <Spaceshot> because mort isn't here
24:09 <tristen> ah
24:55 <tristen> btw heya spaceshot
25:09 <tristen> how's the stalwart thingie coming along?
25:27 <Spaceshot> good good, almost finished level 1 gol :P
25:43 <tristen> cool
25:45 <tristen> and the race?
25:56 <Spaceshot> dwarf
26:07 <Spaceshot> 16/14/19/10/9/5
26:07 <tristen> ah! the spin-drier look
26:15 <Spaceshot> haha yea
26:40 <tristen> is that 5 strength or 5 charisma?
27:07 <tristen> (sorry i couldn't help myself)
27:33 <Spaceshot> 5 cha
27:35 <Spaceshot> :P
27:45 <tristen> man that's fucking awesome!
28:16 <Spaceshot> almost made a 20/5 character
28:29 <Spaceshot> but I need 13dex for dodge for stalwart defender
28:48 <tristen> ah k that was going to be my next question
29:07 <tristen> yeah if you've gotta take 13 might as well make it 14 hey
29:21 <Spaceshot> well, it's easier than going for 20con
29:27 <Brunius> I think I'll limit stuff to max 16 min 10 before racials
29:39 <Spaceshot> for your campaign?
29:40 <Spaceshot> why?
29:48 <Spaceshot> having extremes makes for a better character
29:50 <Brunius> To mess with yo
29:53 <Spaceshot> :P
29:58 <Spaceshot> sorry darkwhite
29:59 <Spaceshot> XD
30:36 <tristen> i'm trying to be good with cha-dumped oskar
30:48 <tristen> i'm putting ranks into intimidate rather than diplomacy
31:36 <tristen> he can go around being an arse to npcs
31:51 <tristen> and might hopefully get some results
32:10 <tristen> "tell me or i'll break your legs"
33:27 <Hydrazine> rofl
37:59 <Mekkis> ,
38:08 <Brunius> your a ,
38:15 <tristen> better than being a :
38:20 <Brunius> damn rite
38:25 <Mekkis> ;
38:34 <Brunius> :O
38:57 <Mekkis> <3
39:08 <Mekkis> €>
39:15 <tristen> fancy!
39:18 <Mekkis> €>$
39:24 <tristen> true!
39:39 <Mekkis> so.
39:42 <Mekkis> who's here Now
39:50 <tristen> now there are three
40:01 <tristen> me, hydra and brun-brun
40:22 <Mekkis> I'll find something you haven't played
40:29 <tristen> (you say brun-brun like a motor-car)
41:00 <Mekkis> you three haven't played Frozen Fingers of Midnight?
41:05 <Brunius> Don't think so
41:20 <tristen> nope!
41:23 <Mekkis> wow
41:41 <Mekkis> you must be the only three in this channel that haven't
41:52 <Spaceshot> me neither, but I've played sweet fuck all
41:59 <Mekkis> Spaceshot, are you playing today?
42:13 <Spaceshot> probably not still
42:20 <tristen> awww
42:35 <Spaceshot> yea I know, but there is more to life than PFS
42:38 <Spaceshot> shocking, but true :P
42:52 <tristen> gasp!
47:24 <Mekkis> Hydrazine, Brunius?
47:29 <Brunius> waas
47:37 <Mekkis> where did Hydrazine go?
48:01 <Hydrazine> Here.
48:08 <Mekkis> want to get started?
48:59 <tristen> sure!
49:07 <Hydrazine> Three of us?
49:14 <Mekkis> yeah
49:15 <Mekkis> I think so
49:19 <tristen> yep
49:27 <tristen> jagged might lob in mid-game
49:34 <Mekkis> oh no
49:58 <Hydrazine> oh no!
50:05 <tristen> oh yes
50:10 <tristen> wait
50:11 <Mekkis> what APL are we looking at?
50:12 <tristen> oh no!
50:17 <Hydrazine> jerus 2.
50:26 <tristen> oskar 3
50:56 <Brunius> bairaq 3
51:14 <tristen> eggselent!
51:16 <tristen> man
51:19 <Mekkis> eep
51:24 <tristen> we're gonna carve shit up
51:27 <Mekkis> which way do you WANT to go?
51:42 <Brunius> up
51:47 <tristen> no other way
51:59 <Hydrazine> I don't understand the question?
52:23 <Mekkis> so you want level 4 Kyra to accompany you?
52:23 <tristen> medium or well-done?
52:41 <Mekkis> and run at 4-5?
52:42 <tristen> sure if that's ok
52:44 <Hydrazine> I like Kyrabot.
52:47 <Hydrazine> Shes my friend.
52:50 <Mekkis> sure
52:54 <Hydrazine> Hope Jerus doesn't get squished though.
53:02 <Brunius> Not able to get anyone else in?
53:04 <Hydrazine> Not sure if I have the sheets around for L4 Kyra..
53:05 <Mekkis> I have a shirt!
53:09 <Hydrazine> Tash is leaving soon.
56:28 <Hydrazine> Shall we rock?
56:34 <Mekkis> sure
56:45 <Mekkis> let me fire up skype
57:09 <Mekkis> hmmm
57:16 <Mekkis> I downloaded a week of fantasy music
57:46 <Hydrazine> I don't think I've tried an uptiered run before.
58:18 <Mekkis> it's called "uptier for fun and profit"
58:45 <Mekkis> mainly because about half of the scenarios Mytiazair has played in the 7-11 bracket were run at subtier 10-11
59:11 <Mekkis> Mytiazair's level 9
00:08 <Mekkis> someone call me please
00:55 <Hydrazine> You're not on my skype.
01:26 <Mekkis> tristen?
01:55 <tristen> yep
02:05 <Mekkis> could you set up the conference?
02:09 <tristen> sure
02:59 <tristen> and brun?
03:26 <Mekkis> please PM me factions and that sort of thing
03:30 <Mekkis> and change nicks
03:33 Hydrazine is now known as Jerus
03:36 tristen is now known as Oskar
03:59 Mekkis sets mode -R Mekkis
04:01 <Mekkis> IDENTIFY
05:10 <Oskar> can't see brunius on skype
06:11 <Mekkis> Brunius, 
06:18 <Mekkis> get on skype and change nick please
07:02 Brunius is now known as Bairaq
07:40 Ballig gives channel operator status to Mekkis
08:01 Mekkis gives channel half-operator status to diebot
08:15 Mekkis gives voice to Bairaq Jerus Oskar
09:35 <Mekkis> You have been called to the Grand Lodge of Absalom for a
09:35 <Mekkis> briefing. Seated in a small chamber around a darkwood table,
09:35 <Mekkis> various trophies gathered from across the face of Golarion
09:35 <Mekkis> hang from the walls. A monkey-shaped mask with a serpent’s
09:35 <Mekkis> tongue glares out from the center of one wall, a strange
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09:51 <Mekkis> halberd with gold rings piercing its thick blade and dragons
09:51 <Mekkis> carved along its haft hangs opposite the monkey mask. You
09:51 <Mekkis> are alone save your fellow Pathfinders, who apparently have
09:51 <Mekkis> been called here for the same purpose.
09:56 <Mort-> Oh dear
10:05 <Mort-> .bud fun and good luck
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10:35 <Jerus> "Ah. G'morning, Oskar. Fancy seeing you again. Nice halberd."
11:13 <Oskar> "aye jerus - i've been abroad"
11:48 <Mekkis> Finally, a huge man wearing creaking leathers marches into
11:48 <Mekkis> the room. He looks at each of you, as if he were appraising a
11:48 <Mekkis> handful of gemstones freshly pulled from the earth, and nods
11:48 <Mekkis> curtly. Some of you know him as Adril Hestram, a longtime
11:48 <Mekkis> Pathfinder and rumored to be the unwitting architect of the
11:48 <Mekkis> famed Katapesh slave riot of 4702. Adril’s physique puts most
11:48 <Mekkis> half-orcs to shame.
12:27 <Mekkis>    “Welcome, friends. We have a serious problem. Skelg the
12:27 <Mekkis> Ripper came to Absalom one month ago. Like many Ulfen
12:27 <Mekkis> warriors he joined the Longaxes, the Taldan Emperor’s personal
12:27 <Mekkis> guard whose duty it is to protect the embassy and Taldan
12:27 <Mekkis> visitors. Skelg also dropped a hefty sum of gold to purchase a
12:27 <Mekkis> manor in the Ivy district, something a Longaxe isn’t paid well
12:27 <Mekkis> enough to do. It is widely assumed that he brought most of his
12:27 <Mekkis> wealth with him from the north—a rumor I know to be true.
12:54 <Mekkis>    “It seems that Skelg also brought a curse with him. In his
12:54 <Mekkis> letter to me, he speaks of lying abed in this miserable summer
12:54 <Mekkis> dying from the cold. Neither physician nor priest has been able
12:54 <Mekkis> to cure his ailment, and there are no signs of disease or poison.
12:54 <Mekkis> Of course, for such a man, there is no greater dishonor than to
12:54 <Mekkis> die in bed instead of in battle.
13:21 <Jerus> "Looks like its time for him to go find him a fight then. Damn shame, curse like that.. Nothin' we can do for him?"
13:59 <Jerus> IDENTIFY
16:15 <Bairaq> This is odd
16:28 <Bairaq> I remember playing Frozen Fingers, but there are no records of it anywhere
16:44 <Mekkis> I think i still have your chronicle sheety
18:25 <Mekkis> Venture Captain Adril Hestram suddenly changes his tone, after an assistant hands him another folder, brimming with papers.
18:47 <Mekkis> "Have you heard of the Blakros Museum?"
18:49 * Jerus looks over at Oskar, wondering if hes making sense of this.
19:14 <Bairaq> "I've been there before. Are they having more troubles?"
19:15 <Jerus> "Er. Don't believe so. But I don't much spend time in museums."
19:48 <Mekkis>    “The Blakros Museum is cursed. Some darkness has
19:48 <Mekkis> descended upon the place and those who enter are blasted with
19:48 <Mekkis> evil and left raving through its halls, more beast than men. The
19:48 <Mekkis> curator, Nigel Aldain, is an old associate of the Society, though
19:48 <Mekkis> he chose to leave our organization some years back after a
19:48 <Mekkis> disagreement.” Adril looked sheepish then, as if remembering
19:48 <Mekkis> some distasteful incident from his youth.
20:20 <Mekkis>    “Nigel has long denied the Society access to the Blakros
20:20 <Mekkis> Museum’s considerable collection of relics and scrolls, using
20:20 <Mekkis> his extensive contacts to nab several excellent finds right out
20:20 <Mekkis> from under us... he always had a nose for the hunt. Whatever
20:20 <Mekkis> is past between Nigel and the Society, he needs our help now.
20:20 <Mekkis> Perhaps if we can come to his aid, he may think on rejoining the
20:20 <Mekkis> Pathfinder Society, or at least offering to share his discoveries
20:20 <Mekkis> with us.”
21:11 <Mekkis>    “Apparently the trouble at Blakros Museum began this
21:11 <Mekkis> morning, shortly after a wayward Pathfinder named Lugizar
21:11 <Mekkis> Trantos returned to Absalom after months spent in the Mwangi
21:11 <Mekkis> Expanse. Supposedly, instead of coming straight to the Lodge
21:11 <Mekkis> to report in, he went to Blakros, sold his finds to Nigel, and
21:11 <Mekkis> then disappeared with a hefty sum of gold. The few who
21:11 <Mekkis> glimpsed Lugizar claimed he was much changed by his time
21:11 <Mekkis> in the Mwangi... gaunt, his eyes yellowed and unfocused, a
21:11 <Mekkis> strange rasping cough that seemed to wrack his now wasted
21:11 <Mekkis> frame. Whatever he brought back with him, we believe it is the
21:11 <Mekkis> cause of the Blakros Museum’s ills. Root it out.”
22:17 <Bairaq> !throw 1d20+10 Diplomacy (Gather Information)
22:17 <diebot> Bairaq, Diplomacy (Gather Information): [1d20=12] 22
22:41 <Jerus> "Was that disagreement with Nigel part of yours?"
23:29 <Mekkis> Lugizar Trantos spent the better part of a year in the
23:29 <Mekkis> Mwangi. At first he wrote letters to his brother and wife,
23:29 <Mekkis> but after a few months these stopped coming and most
23:29 <Mekkis> gave him up for dead.
23:36 <Mekkis> His letters spoke of a lucrative find at one point,
23:36 <Mekkis> three idols of dark wood carved in the shape of bearded
23:36 <Mekkis> monkeys.
23:44 <Mekkis> The last of his letters evidenced an unhinged mind,
23:44 <Mekkis> and was covered in strange sketches of monkey paws. He
23:44 <Mekkis> described dark eyes glaring out from the mists. Shortly
23:44 <Mekkis> after his return to Absalom, the monkeys and apes in
23:44 <Mekkis> the Absalom Menagerie attacked their keepers during a
23:44 <Mekkis> feeding and fled the grounds into greater Absalom.
23:52 <Mekkis> "I had... Something... to do with it."
24:33 <Mekkis> "However, that's behind us now. What matters now is that he needs the Society's help, the Society's going to provide it, and you're being sent to the museum."
24:42 <Mekkis> "Gather your equipment, and head out there."
24:47 <Bairaq> Back in a couple of minutes, gotta change computers.
24:55 Bairaq is now known as Brunius_
25:42 <Jerus> "You two got in a bit of a scuffle was it? None of my business an' all, jus' curious."
26:48 <Jerus> "So we're goin' to the museum to help this Nigel fellow out? Don't sound too bad."
27:38 <Oskar> "this bloody museum"
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27:54 Brunius is now known as Bairaq
28:02 <Oskar> "...it always has shit going wrong with it"
28:50 <Jerus> "Been to it before?"
28:57 <Mekkis> "That's why - should you discover any artefacts - you should bring them to the Lodge, rather than to anywhere else."
29:05 <Mekkis> "Regardless of what monies are offered!"
29:18 <Jerus> "See, pretty sure if I told m'father I wanted to go se a museum, He'd say somethin' about the pigs needin' to be mucked out."
29:20 <Oskar> "of course we will"
29:39 <Jerus> "Maybe he was right on that one."
29:47 <Mekkis> Adril Hestram ushers you out.
30:04 <Bairaq> "Well."
30:18 <Oskar> "yeah that was a bit abrupt, but hey"
30:49 <Bairaq> oh hey
30:54 <Bairaq> This is my second skype account
30:57 <Bairaq> Why do I have two?
31:34 <Jerus> "Right. My guess is hes probably got some other pathfinders to see about some other mission. Probably somethin about that Skelg guy."
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32:06 <Oskar> brunius: i'm tristen_e on skype
32:17 Mort- is now known as Khazaran
32:28 <Mekkis> Khazaran, you can play?!
32:32 <Jerus> Ohshit, surprise Khaz?
32:46 * Khazaran salutes his shield brothers and wishes them luck
32:48 <Khazaran> Haha
32:49 <Jerus> Do you know how sad Kyrabot will be?
32:54 <Khazaran> Time to go
32:54 <Mekkis> (if so, we'll probably need Mort here instead...)
32:55 <Jerus> Oh.
33:04 <Bairaq> hwat
33:50 <Khazaran> I'm leaving Dow
33:51 <Khazaran> Now
33:57 <Khazaran> Just wanted to wish you luck
34:03 Khazaran has quit (Quit: Bye)
34:04 <Oskar> cheers khaz!
34:08 <Oskar> 4-5
34:10 <Jerus> See ya
35:19 <Oskar> i'll hand kyra my clw wand (50 charges, like, still)
36:33 <Mekkis> diebot.ti4200.info port 4000
37:23 <Bairaq> build 352?
37:40 <Mekkis> whatever
37:46 <Mekkis> 352 works
37:54 <Mekkis> I'm not using advanced features
38:06 <Mekkis> (first time I ran this was over a year ago)
38:45 <Mekkis> The Blakros Museum rises into the night sky, its single black
38:45 <Mekkis> spire severing the full moon in twain. The black iron gates
38:45 <Mekkis> surrounding the exhibition hall grind in protest against the
38:45 <Mekkis> wind. Beyond, the museum’s large oaken doors stand wide
38:45 <Mekkis> open, a silver-gray mist belching forth from the cavernous
38:45 <Mekkis> darkness within.
39:25 <Jerus> "Creepy lookin' place. Jus' looks like its all haunted don't it?"
39:30 <Oskar> crack a sunrod
41:29 <Jerus> Orange J
41:34 <Oskar> green O
41:43 <Bairaq> Yellow, Medium, 28/28
42:53 <Oskar> bow drawn
42:58 <Oskar> step up to the doors
43:06 <Bairaq> Greatsword drawn
43:21 <Jerus> Hammer out, I guess Kyra would arm up too.
43:29 <Jerus> Move up with the party
43:40 <Oskar> "how's it looking in there bairaq?"
43:47 <Bairaq> Detect evil
44:02 <Bairaq> Eeyup
44:09 <Mekkis> perception?
44:21 <Oskar> @see
44:21 <diebot> Oskar, perception: [1d20=20] 25
44:47 <Bairaq> @see
44:48 <diebot> Bairaq, Perception: [1d20=7] 7
44:50 <Jerus> @perc
44:50 <diebot> Jerus, perception: [1d20=11] 14
46:00 <Mekkis> you see:
46:27 <Mekkis> Oskar, you make out a couple of figures - perhaps statues - in the entry hall
46:38 <Mekkis> Bairaq, you detect the presence of evil in the 60' cone
46:53 <Oskar> "geez there's a few statues in there, maybe we should be wary"
47:19 <Jerus> "It ain't 30 feet tall is it? Last time I saw a statue like that.."
47:33 <Mekkis> Bairaq, you detect Three sources of evil.
48:14 <Mekkis> you detect "moderate" evil, I think
48:55 <Mekkis> moderate evil
49:03 <Oskar> ok
49:11 <Oskar> move in one square
49:17 <Oskar> being very alert!
49:37 <Oskar> watching the statues carefully
49:50 <Jerus> Kyra offers to cast Light on Bairaq's sword, to free up hands.
50:13 <Mekkis> Oskar edges his way inwards
50:51 <Mekkis> The mists here congeal into a thick and silvery fog that cools the
50:51 <Mekkis> lungs. A giant warrior looms from the haze, his arms crossed
50:51 <Mekkis> at his chest, his helm solemn and still. Beyond lie sarcophagi
50:51 <Mekkis> of varied designs, and a few glass cases wherein withered dead
50:51 <Mekkis> are held upright by rods and string, grim exhibits of long-dead
50:51 <Mekkis> citizens whose fallen empires were erased an age past.
51:55 <Jerus> "Anythin' interestin', Oskar?"
52:09 <Oskar> "well it's pretty bloody scary"
52:23 <Oskar> take another 5ft east please mekkis
52:42 <Jerus> I'll follow Oskar.
52:49 <Bairaq> I'll move up behind Oskar
53:01 <Oskar> and again please mekkis
53:25 <Mekkis> the statues start moving towards you.
53:34 <Jerus> "Kyra? Come on now, don't think we wanna split up in a ...uh.."
53:39 <Mekkis> initiative!
53:43 <Oskar> @init
53:43 <diebot> Oskar, initiative: [1d20=8] 12
53:45 <Jerus> @init
53:45 <diebot> Jerus, 1d20+3: [1d20=14] 17
53:55 <Jerus> !throw 1d20 kyra initiative
53:55 <diebot> Jerus, kyra initiative: [1d20=4] 4
53:56 <Mekkis> !throw 1d20+5 W
53:56 <diebot> Mekkis, W: [1d20=9] 14
54:02 <Mekkis> !throw 1d20+6 C
54:03 <diebot> Mekkis, C: [1d20=6] 12
54:27 <Bairaq> @init
54:27 <diebot> Bairaq, Initiative: [1d20=9] 11
54:31 <Mekkis> !throw 1d20+2 S
54:32 <diebot> Mekkis, S: [1d20=16] 18
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56:40 <Mekkis> !throw 1d20+2 bite
56:41 <diebot> Mekkis, bite: [1d20=18] 20
56:59 <Mekkis> !throw 1d6+1
57:00 <diebot> Mekkis, 1d6+1: [1d6=4] 5
57:11 <Mekkis> make a fortitue save
57:21 <Jerus> !throw 1d20+5 fort
57:21 <diebot> Jerus, fort: [1d20=1] 6
58:01 <Jerus> !throw 1d20+5 fort
58:02 <diebot> Jerus, fort: [1d20=16] 21
58:15 <Mekkis> Jerus, you manage to overcome a paralysing effect
58:21 <Mekkis> it's now Jerus' turn
58:30 <Mekkis> oh
58:33 <Mekkis> and make a fort save
58:39 <Jerus> !throw 1d20+5 fort
58:39 <diebot> Jerus, fort: [1d20=19] 24
58:55 <Mekkis> there's a horrible stench coming from it, but you manage to keep your head
59:04 <Jerus> 5ft SW, hammer swing on this whatever it is.
59:10 <Jerus> @pa
59:11 <diebot> Jerus, power attack: [1d20=11] 18; damage: [1d12=6] 16
59:28 <Mekkis> hits
59:32 <Jerus> "That thing bit me!"
59:38 <Mekkis> make another fortitude save
59:46 <Jerus> !throw 1d20+5 fort
59:46 <diebot> Jerus, fort: [1d20=5] 10
59:49 <Mekkis> interesting
00:53 <Mekkis> !throw 1d20+1 scimitar
00:54 <diebot> Mekkis, scimitar: [1d20=5] 6
01:15 <Mekkis> !throw 1d20+6 claw
01:16 <diebot> Mekkis, claw: [1d20=15] 21
01:29 <Mekkis> !throw 1d6+5 damage
01:29 <diebot> Mekkis, damage: [1d6=3] 8
01:38 <Mekkis> it's now Oskar's turn
01:59 <Oskar> 5ftstep west
02:18 <Oskar> @rapidpb
02:19 <diebot> Oskar, attack1: [1d20=1] 8; damage1: [1d8=6] 9; attack2: [1d20=14] 21; damage2: [1d8=7] 10
02:31 <Oskar> end turn
02:44 <Mekkis> !throw 1d20+1
02:44 <diebot> Mekkis, 1d20+1: [1d20=18] 19
03:00 <Mekkis> !throw 1d20+1 confirm
03:00 <diebot> Mekkis, confirm: [1d20=14] 15
03:16 <Mekkis> !throw 1d6+1
03:17 <diebot> Mekkis, 1d6+1: [1d6=4] 5
03:26 <Mekkis> it's now Bairaq's turn
03:37 <Bairaq> 5ft NE
03:46 <Bairaq> drawing greatsword on the way
03:54 <Bairaq> and power attack W
03:59 <Mekkis> ok
04:08 <Bairaq> @power1
04:08 <diebot> Bairaq, Attack: [1d20=6] 11; Damage: [2d6=6,5] 17
04:16 <Mekkis> miss
04:23 <Mekkis> it's now Kyra's turn
04:51 <Oskar> 9/22
05:36 <Jerus> !throw 1d20+7 kyra knowledge religion figure out wtf we're fighting
05:36 <diebot> Jerus, kyra knowledge religion figure out wtf we're fighting: [1d20=15] 22
05:55 <Mekkis> W is a Skeleton: dr/Bludgeoning
06:03 <Mekkis> C is a Skeleton, similar DR
06:16 <Mekkis> S is what appears to be some type of ghoul
06:37 <Jerus> kyra 2E channel, no exclusions.
06:54 <Mekkis> channel to damage undead, or heal?
07:09 <Oskar> damage please :)
07:10 <Jerus> damage
07:13 <Mekkis> what's the save?
07:50 <Mekkis> !throw 1d20+6 S; 1d20+2 W; 1d20+4 C
07:50 <diebot> Mekkis, S: [1d20=2] 8; W: [1d20=15] 17; C: [1d20=19] 23
07:57 <Jerus> !throw 2d6+4
07:57 <diebot> Jerus, 2d6+4: [2d6=4,4] 12
08:12 <Mekkis> W crumbles to pieces
08:22 <Oskar> nice
08:40 <Oskar> 21/22
09:01 <Oskar> 9/22 i mean
09:05 <Mekkis> !throw 1d20+5 bite Jerus 
09:05 <diebot> Mekkis, bite Jerus: [1d20=10] 15
09:20 <Mekkis> !throw 1d20+3 claw Jerus 
09:21 <Bairaq> Er
09:21 <diebot> Mekkis, claw Jerus: [1d20=2] 5
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09:22 <Bairaq> Oskar
09:23 <Mekkis> !throw 1d20+3 claw Jerus 
09:24 <diebot> Mekkis, claw Jerus: [1d20=2] 5
09:30 <Mekkis> it's now Jerus' turn
09:31 <Bairaq> You know you don't take damage from that channel?
09:54 <Jerus> "I'll try and get the big one!"
10:01 <Jerus> 5ft E, hammer on C.
10:06 <Jerus> @pa
10:06 <diebot> Jerus, power attack: [1d20=3] 10; damage: [1d12=1] 11
10:11 <Mekkis> miss
10:40 <Mekkis> !throw 1d20+6 claw Bairaq 
10:41 <diebot> Mekkis, claw Bairaq: [1d20=6] 12
10:42 <Mekkis> !throw 1d20+6 claw Bairaq 
10:43 <diebot> Mekkis, claw Bairaq: [1d20=14] 20
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10:51 <Mekkis> Bairaq, AC?
10:56 <Bairaq> 19
10:58 <Mekkis> Bairaq, stop playing minecraft!
11:02 <Bairaq> I'm not
11:03 <Mekkis> !throw 1d6+5 damage
11:04 <diebot> Mekkis, damage: [1d6=6] 11
11:06 <Bairaq> Jesus
11:14 <Mekkis> !throw 1d20+1 bite Jerus 
11:14 <diebot> Mekkis, bite Jerus: [1d20=17] 18
11:28 <Mekkis> it's now Oskar's turn
11:34 <Mekkis> make a fortitude save
11:45 <Oskar> @fort
11:46 <diebot> Oskar, fortitude: [1d20=14] 17
12:01 <Mekkis> you manage to avoid the horrid stench emanating from S
12:06 <Oskar> 5ft step nw
12:19 <Oskar> attack S
12:24 <Oskar> @rapidpb
12:24 <diebot> Oskar, attack1: [1d20=9] 16; damage1: [1d8=2] 5; attack2: [1d20=11] 18; damage2: [1d8=6] 9
12:32 <Mekkis> one hit
12:38 <Oskar> end turn
12:46 <Mekkis> it's now Bairaq's turn
12:58 <Bairaq> cool stuff
13:16 <Bairaq> 5ft S
13:23 <Bairaq> and power attack S
14:03 <Mekkis> ok
14:06 <Bairaq> @power1
14:06 <diebot> Bairaq, Attack: [1d20=4] 9; Damage: [2d6=3,2] 11
14:10 <Mekkis> miss
14:11 <Bairaq> :S
14:15 <Mekkis> it's now Kyra's turn
14:51 <Jerus> kyra scimiars up S.
14:59 <Mekkis> fort save first
15:16 <Jerus> !throw 1d20+6 kyra fort.
15:17 <diebot> Jerus, kyra fort.: [1d20=9] 15
15:54 <Mekkis> you manage to avoid the stench
15:57 <Mekkis> roll damage
16:17 <Jerus> !throw 1d20+6 scimitar; 1d6+3 damage
16:18 <diebot> Jerus, scimitar: [1d20=17] 23; damage: [1d6=2] 5
16:50 <Mekkis> !throw 1d20+5 bite Kyra
16:50 <diebot> Mekkis, bite Kyra: [1d20=3] 8
16:54 <Mekkis> !throw 1d20+5 claw Kyra
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16:55 <diebot> Mekkis, claw Kyra: [1d20=4] 9
16:56 <Mekkis> !throw 1d20+5 claw Kyra
16:57 <diebot> Mekkis, claw Kyra: [1d20=12] 17
17:06 <Jerus> 17 matches ac.
17:17 <Mekkis> !throw 1d4+1
17:18 <diebot> Mekkis, 1d4+1: [1d4=1] 2
17:21 <Mekkis> fort save please
17:30 <Jerus> !throw 1d20+6 kyra fort.
17:31 <diebot> Jerus, kyra fort.: [1d20=11] 17
17:46 <Mekkis> and another
17:50 <Jerus> !throw 1d20+6 kyra fort.
17:50 <diebot> Jerus, kyra fort.: [1d20=5] 11
18:07 <Mekkis> interesting
18:10 <Mekkis> it's now Jerus' turn
18:18 <Jaggedsoul> Can I still join? Last time I checked the schedule it showed 10 am my time
18:31 <Mekkis> sure
18:35 <Mekkis> I'll PM you the briefing
18:39 <Jaggedsoul> ok
18:42 <Mekkis> if you PM me PFS# and faction
19:13 <Jaggedsoul> you guys need a cleric or a fighter?
19:20 <Oskar> jerus?
19:23 <Jerus> pref cleric I say.
19:29 <Jerus> direct swap for kyrabot
19:32 <Bairaq> cler would be best I think
19:45 <Mekkis> it's now Jerus' turn
20:02 <Jaggedsoul> Mekkis pmd you my cleric info
20:09 <Mekkis> ok
20:11 <Jerus> 5ft south, hammer C.
20:22 <Mekkis> roll it
20:25 <Jerus> @pa
20:25 <diebot> Jerus, power attack: [1d20=20] 27; damage: [1d12=9] 19
20:29 <Mekkis> confirm?
20:30 <Jerus> @pa
20:30 <diebot> Jerus, power attack: [1d20=15] 22; damage: [1d12=1] 11
20:34 <Mekkis> confirms
20:34 <Oskar> hammer-hammer
20:36 <Jerus> Bam?
20:49 <Mekkis> C falls to pieces
20:54 <Jerus> cleaving finish!
20:57 <Jerus> on S.
20:58 <Jerus> @pa
20:58 <diebot> Jerus, power attack: [1d20=3] 10; damage: [1d12=10] 20
20:59 <Mekkis> ok
21:03 <Jerus> +2 flank.
21:06 <Mekkis> miss
21:11 <Jerus> Oh well.
21:19 <Mekkis> it's now Oskar's turn
22:22 <Oskar> @rapidpb
22:22 <diebot> Oskar, attack1: [1d20=6] 13; damage1: [1d8=1] 4; attack2: [1d20=15] 22; damage2: [1d8=4] 7
23:24 <Oskar> can't see you in skype jagged
24:22 <Mekkis> Jaggedsoul, change nick
24:28 Mekkis gives voice to Jaggedsoul
24:58 Jaggedsoul is now known as Zirul
25:12 <Jerus> So how does swapping out Kyra for Zirul work?
25:15 <Mekkis> Zirul comes up the path
25:44 <Oskar> "ahoy there zirul!"
25:50 <Zirul> "Hey"
25:54 <Jerus> "Zirul? Zirul's here?"
26:20 <Zirul> "I came as soon as Captain Adril briefed me."
26:28 <Zirul> "Think ye might need my help."
26:30 <Bairaq> I search the corpses
26:31 <Oskar> "yes, ok, kyra - you've been re-assigned..."
26:53 <Oskar> "kindly hand zirul my clw wand before you go..."
26:54 <Bairaq> Yeeeeah
27:03 <Mekkis> The mists here congeal into a thick and silvery fog that cools the
27:03 <Mekkis> lungs. A giant warrior looms from the haze, his arms crossed
27:03 <Mekkis> at his chest, his helm solemn and still. Beyond lie sarcophagi
27:03 <Mekkis> of varied designs, and a few glass cases wherein withered dead
27:03 <Mekkis> are held upright by rods and string, grim exhibits of long-dead
27:03 <Mekkis> citizens whose fallen empires were erased an age past.
27:16 <Zirul> Kyra: "See ya. Good luck with the curse."
27:43 <Oskar> jagged are you doing skype?
27:50 <Zirul> wait
27:59 <Mekkis> what's the status of magic detectioning?
28:54 <Mekkis> on the first skeleton you slew is a silver scimitar
29:04 <Mekkis> Zirul, what spells did you prepare
29:11 <Mekkis> specifically, did you prepare detect magic
29:15 <Zirul> "By the way, any news yet of the half-orc?"
29:31 <Zirul> lemme check
30:06 <Zirul> yes
30:12 <Zirul> thats my default
30:24 <Zirul> pm it to to you
30:49 <Jerus> "Might wanna take a look at Oskar when ya can, Zirul. I think them bones had a good go at 'im. We gave more'n we got though..
31:08 <Oskar> "zirul: take my clw wand"
32:18 * Zirul deftly catches the wand in mid-air
32:31 <Oskar> "good man"
32:39 <Mekkis> the scimitar's magical
32:39 <Oskar> "can you heal me with it please?"
32:57 <Zirul> @clw
32:57 <diebot> Zirul, cure light wounds that never heal: [1d8=5] 6
33:06 <Mekkis> the large skeleton has an ivory greatclub
33:07 <Oskar> "excellent, maybe one more?"
33:12 <Zirul> @clw
33:13 <diebot> Zirul, cure light wounds that never heal: [1d8=3] 4
33:26 <Oskar> "cheers, that'll do"
33:27 <Mekkis> and the decaying corpse has a magical scarab on his chest
33:28 <Oskar> 19/22
33:35 <Zirul> one more
33:38 <Zirul> @clw
33:39 <diebot> Zirul, cure light wounds that never heal: [1d8=6] 7
33:39 <Oskar> "ok"
33:42 <Oskar> 22/22
33:47 <Oskar> "cheers zirul"
33:57 <Mekkis> there's another preserved body in the room.
34:07 <Oskar> search it
34:11 <Mekkis> In his hands he clutches a bone-handled kukri knife with a jade-carved blade. 
34:33 <Jerus> Can I read anything on the sarcophagi? Guessing its probably not in common?
34:45 <Oskar> "hmmmm"
34:56 <Jerus> "The Venture Captain did say he wanted anything fancy we found, didn't he?"
35:02 <Mekkis> Jerus, what languages do you know?
35:23 <Jerus> Only common.
35:43 <Oskar> i know a thing or two about languages...
36:32 <Zirul> hmmm....skype's not working
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38:05 <Mort-> On and off looking
38:26 <Mort-> We dressed the groom with bunny ears
38:31 <Mort-> And a pink scarf
38:44 <Mort-> And black heels ^^
39:05 <Zirul> "Do you guys happen to got wind of a half-orc adventurer named Sheg Wraithbane?"
39:22 <Bairaq> "Who?"
40:10 <Zirul> "Sheg Wraithbane. A half-orc."
40:10 <Jerus> "Never heard of 'im."
40:26 * Bairaq shakes his head
40:42 <Zirul> "Have you killed any half-orcs lately?"
40:53 <Mort-> Zirul is better then the kyra heal bot
40:56 <Jerus> "Can ya read any of these caskets, Oskar?"
41:05 <Mort-> You guys are in for an awesome treat
41:14 <Mort-> Lol
41:26 * Zirul scans the room, checks any half-orc among the dead.
41:35 <Mekkis> Oskar leans over the decaying corpse
42:29 <Oskar> @see
42:30 <diebot> Oskar, perception: [1d20=3] 8
42:59 <Mekkis> Oskar removes the scarab
43:04 <Mekkis> and places it in his bag.
43:18 <Zirul> I cast detect evil using my Shining Wayfinder
43:26 <Mekkis> oh
43:34 <Mekkis> you don't detect any evil at the moment
43:47 <Zirul> nothing on the room and on the scarab
44:12 <Bairaq> Oh
44:16 <Bairaq> You have a shining wayfinder?
44:16 <Mekkis> Oskar continues to poke around the corpse and scarab
44:24 <Zirul> yep
44:37 <Zirul> detect magic on scarab
44:52 <Mekkis> it's magic
45:00 <Mekkis> you could try making spellcraft to identify
45:07 <Zirul> nah
45:41 <Mekkis> what are you doing now?
45:49 <Oskar> "let's go me hearties"
45:52 <Oskar> "
45:58 <Oskar> "did you bag all the loot?"
46:06 <Jerus> "any luck on reading them caskets?"
46:22 <Oskar> "yeah - i found what i was a looking for"
46:31 <Jerus> "Anything special about this big club, sides from that it looks like bone?"
46:44 <Mekkis> it's well made.
46:48 <Zirul> Mekkis do I see any dead hal-orc around the room?
46:54 <Zirul> *half-orc
47:01 <Mekkis> Zirul, no
47:18 <Mort-> Up tier guys? :p
47:19 <Mort-> Lol
47:24 <Zirul> "Let's go"
47:34 <Oskar> "yes let's go"
47:46 <Mort-> Just a suggestion. Nice party you got
47:54 <Oskar> "i might not lead from here though..."
47:58 <Mekkis> hmmm
48:06 <Mekkis> all, make will saves please
48:13 <Oskar> @will
48:13 <diebot> Oskar, will: [1d20=10] 12
48:16 <Zirul> @will
48:28 <Jerus> !throw 1d20-2 will
48:29 <diebot> Jerus, will: [1d20=4] 2
48:34 <Bairaq> !throw 1d20+7
48:34 <diebot> Bairaq, 1d20+7: [1d20=18] 25
48:47 <Zirul> !throw 1d20+8 will save
48:47 <diebot> Zirul, will save: [1d20=7] 15
49:44 <Zirul> 17 if its vs fear...
50:04 <Bairaq> If it's vs fear everyone within 10ft of me gets another +4
50:07 <Bairaq> And I'm immune.
50:39 <Mekkis> it's now
50:47 <Mekkis> what are you doing now?
50:54 <Oskar> "bairaq didn't you get a bit hurt in that battle?"
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51:20 <Bairaq> "'tis but a flesh wound"
51:26 * Oskar grins
51:45 <Oskar> move eastwards
51:57 <Oskar> bairaq and jerus first?
52:02 <Jerus> "I think.. I dunno, somethin' about this place is gettin' to me.."
52:06 <Bairaq> I use my clw wand on myself
52:08 <Oskar> oskar and zirul follow
52:10 <Bairaq> !throw 1d8+1
52:10 <diebot> Bairaq, 1d8+1: [1d8=3] 4
52:16 <Bairaq> 23/28
52:19 <Bairaq> Lay on hands
52:20 <Zirul> cast detect evil again using sh wf
52:26 <Bairaq> !throw 1d6
52:26 <diebot> Bairaq, 1d6: [1d6=2] 2
52:30 <Mekkis> nothing
52:32 <Bairaq> 25/28
52:44 <Bairaq> 47 charges remain on my CLW wand, 4 lay on hands remain
52:55 <Oskar> continue eastwards to first doors
53:07 <Zirul> ok
53:12 <Oskar> "north, or south, gentlemen"
53:21 <Jerus> "North, I say."
53:24 <Oskar> "or indeed east"
53:43 <Oskar> "north? ok. bairaq? after you good sir"
53:55 <Bairaq> I open the door to the north
54:00 <Bairaq> greatsword in my other hand
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54:08 <Mekkis> The door to this chamber was once a pane of expensive frosted
54:08 <Mekkis> glass, which now lies in broken shards on the floor. Within,
54:08 <Mekkis> several desks lie overturned, papers in disarray, and chairs
54:08 <Mekkis> smashed to kindling. A sturdy steel cabinet sits against the
54:08 <Mekkis> back wall, its doors much battered and dented. The mist here
54:08 <Mekkis> roils near the floor and ceiling, creating a strange patch of
54:08 <Mekkis> visibility stretching from knee-height to a few feet overhead.
54:08 <Mekkis> The smoky tendrils flow up and down the walls unnaturally
54:08 <Mekkis> and savage visages swirl to life, fanged mouths agape, before
54:08 <Mekkis> dissolving into mist once more.
54:09 <Zirul> Zirul moves to the front
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54:43 <Zirul> cast detect evil and magic
54:44 <Bairaq> 5ft in, greatsword in both hands now
55:06 <Zirul> evil first
55:21 <Mekkis> no evil
55:27 <Zirul> magic
55:52 <Jerus> I'll go in behind them, hammer out.
56:05 <Zirul> is there any magic afoot?
57:23 <Mekkis> you do find something magical
57:28 <Mekkis> to the north
57:32 <Mekkis> at about X3
57:43 <Bairaq> "Anything there?"
57:49 <Zirul> I point towards that area
57:53 <Oskar> i'll move inside the door
57:59 <Zirul> "I smell magic"
58:10 <Mekkis> !findchar Jerus
58:12 <diebot> Mekkis, Character: Jerus, number: 352( http://dnd.ballig.net/viewchar.php5?char=352 )
58:14 <Zirul> "Someone invisible?"
58:22 <AndChat|> Lol
58:34 AndChat| is now known as mort-
58:54 <Zirul> cast resistance on bairaq
59:20 <Jerus> "Somethin' in here to fight?"
59:34 <Bairaq> what does resistance do?
59:53 <Mekkis> +1 resistance bonus to the next save for 1 minute
59:58 <Mekkis> does not stack with /cloak of resistance/
00:23 <Zirul> "All is well."
00:28 <Oskar> ok i'll move to o14
00:28 * Jerus grimaces like hes itching for a brawl, following to the north.
00:29 * Zirul smiles at Bairaq
00:43 <Oskar> ok i'll move to o12
00:56 <Bairaq> "Woah, big fella. Watch out. Don't want to get ambushed in this mist."
00:58 <Zirul> cast resistance on everyone
01:21 <Mekkis> ok
01:25 <Zirul> "Follow me."
01:34 <Oskar> "ok lead the way zirul"
01:36 * Zirul moves toward the source of the magic
01:42 <Oskar> we'll follow him in formation
01:50 <Zirul> yep
01:51 <Mekkis> make perception checks
01:55 <Oskar> @see
01:55 <diebot> Oskar, perception: [1d20=5] 10
01:56 <Bairaq> @see
01:56 <diebot> Bairaq, Perception: [1d20=17] 17
02:06 <Zirul> @see
02:06 <diebot> Zirul, perception: [1d20=20] 29
02:15 <Mekkis> !throw 1d20+17
02:16 <diebot> Mekkis, 1d20+17: [1d20=19] 36
02:16 <Mekkis> !throw 1d20+17
02:17 <diebot> Mekkis, 1d20+17: [1d20=1] 18
02:26 <Mekkis> !throw 1d20+6
02:27 <Mekkis> !throw 1d20+6
02:27 <diebot> Mekkis, 1d20+6: [1d20=6] 12
02:27 <diebot> Mekkis, 1d20+6: [1d20=7] 13
02:35 <Jerus> @perc
02:35 <diebot> Jerus, perception: [1d20=9] 12
02:45 <Bairaq> well feth
02:54 <Mekkis> everyone but oscar sees some shapes in the mist jump down around them
03:03 <Oskar> "who? what? where?"
03:22 <Zirul> What specifically do I see?
03:49 <Mekkis> Zirul, you see two large apes jump down, and one maddened humanoid
04:09 <Mekkis> !throw 1d20+2 A
04:09 <diebot> Mekkis, A: [1d20=17] 19
04:12 <Zirul> is the humanoid a half-orc?
04:30 <Mekkis> the humanoid is a human
04:39 <Mekkis> !throw 1d20+6 k
04:40 <diebot> Mekkis, k: [1d20=17] 23
04:40 <Oskar> correction: a maddened human
04:42 <Mekkis> !throw 1d20+6 y
04:42 <diebot> Mekkis, y: [1d20=7] 13
04:49 <Mekkis> initiatives polease
04:51 <Mekkis> please*
04:53 <Oskar> @init
04:53 <diebot> Oskar, initiative: [1d20=3] 7
05:01 <Bairaq> @init
05:01 <diebot> Bairaq, Initiative: [1d20=20] 22
05:03 <Zirul> love it!
05:07 <Bairaq> Dammit
05:08 <Zirul> @init
05:08 <diebot> Zirul, initiative: [1d20=16] 19
05:19 <Jerus> !throw 1d20+4
05:19 <diebot> Jerus, 1d20+4: [1d20=19] 23
05:19 <Bairaq> That means I'm not going to roll that again
06:08 <Mekkis> Jerus is attacked
06:12 <Mekkis> !throw 1d20+2 slam
06:12 <diebot> Mekkis, slam: [1d20=5] 7
06:27 <Jerus> Not very effectively.
06:36 <Mekkis> Jerus, you have noticed #1 come down
06:39 <Mekkis> it's your turn
06:49 <Jerus> Smash it!
06:50 <Mekkis> (partial action)
06:51 <Mekkis> ok
06:56 <Jerus> @pa
06:56 <diebot> Jerus, power attack: [1d20=7] 15; damage: [1d12=9] 21
07:05 <Mekkis> where are you 5'ing to
07:05 <Mekkis> ?
07:11 <Jerus> I'm not. Its big enough.
07:17 <Jerus> Its 5ft away. AND 10ft away.
07:43 <Oskar> jerus: you sure you don't want to do skype?
07:48 <Oskar> you can mute the mic
08:01 <Zirul> I think you have to do 5ft Jerus
08:13 <Mekkis> !throw 1d20+2 slam Zirul 
08:14 <diebot> Mekkis, slam Zirul: [1d20=1] 3
08:16 <Zirul> *move
08:21 <Mekkis> it's now Bairaq's turn
08:27 <Zirul> "Ho-hum."
08:35 <Bairaq> attack #1
08:45 <Bairaq> @melee
08:45 <diebot> Bairaq, Attack: [1d20=17] 23; Damage: [2d6=3,3] 9
09:37 <Bairaq> da fuq
09:43 <Mekkis> there's a dead ape
09:55 <Mekkis> it's now Zirul's turn
10:11 <Bairaq> We seem to have both calls on hold
10:18 <Mekkis> Skype seems to start my music player whenever I accept a call
10:22 <Zirul> ok
10:29 <Mekkis> someone call me back again
10:49 <Mekkis> it's now Zirul's turn
11:00 <Zirul> 1ne
11:21 <Zirul> can i use aid another?
11:29 <Oskar> (still no skype zirul?)
11:30 <Mekkis> sure
11:33 <Zirul> to distract them in combat
11:37 <Mekkis> sure
11:44 <Zirul> Oskar: skype here has error
12:00 <Oskar> k
12:04 <Zirul> @mel
12:05 <diebot> Zirul, morningstar: [1d20=8] 9
12:14 <Zirul> I havent updated that
12:14 <Mekkis> miss
12:19 <Zirul> its now +3
12:33 <Zirul> so that's an 11
12:35 <Mekkis> !throw 1d20+7 claw Zirul 
12:35 <diebot> Mekkis, claw Zirul: [1d20=16] 23
12:44 <Mekkis> !throw 1d6+5 damage
12:44 <diebot> Mekkis, damage: [1d6=2] 7
13:06 <Zirul> miss
13:07 <Mekkis> it's now Oskar's turn, but he didn't notice anything
13:09 <Zirul> ac 24
13:19 <Mekkis> !throw 1d20+2 slam Jerus 
13:20 <diebot> Mekkis, slam Jerus: [1d20=16] 18
13:30 <Mekkis> it's now Jerus' turn
13:53 <Zirul> Mekkis, bairaq gets +4 attack. Aid another is successful
13:57 <Mekkis> sure
14:05 <Jerus> no reason to move, attack big 2.
14:07 <Jerus> @pa
14:08 <diebot> Jerus, power attack: [1d20=11] 19; damage: [1d12=3] 15
14:12 <Mekkis> ouch
14:29 <Mekkis> !throw 1d20+2 slam Zirul 
14:29 <diebot> Mekkis, slam Zirul: [1d20=8] 10
14:34 <Mekkis> it's now Bairaq's turn
14:46 <Zirul> "Flank!"
15:03 <Mekkis> you can all tell that the humans look to be work here, but they're maddened
15:19 <Bairaq> 5ft E
15:40 <Bairaq> power attack #2
15:44 <Mekkis> roll it
15:46 <Bairaq> @power1
15:47 <diebot> Bairaq, Attack: [1d20=10] 15; Damage: [2d6=6,3] 15
15:55 <Bairaq> Plus the four from aid another?
16:01 <Mekkis> hits
16:09 <Bairaq> 30?
16:16 <Oskar> 30 total
16:20 <Mekkis> it's now Zirul's turn
16:21 <Bairaq> Ah
16:40 <Zirul> 1 nw
16:45 <Zirul> aid another
16:50 <Zirul> @mel
16:50 <diebot> Zirul, morningstar: [1d20=10] 11
16:59 <Mekkis> you aid
17:05 <Mekkis> it's now Oskar's turn
17:19 <Oskar> attack y
17:42 <Zirul> I should be at R7
17:47 <Oskar> @rapidpb
17:48 <diebot> Oskar, attack1: [1d20=20] 27; damage1: [1d8=5] 8; attack2: [1d20=17] 24; damage2: [1d8=7] 10
18:01 <Oskar> @bowpb
18:02 <diebot> Oskar, attack: [1d20=13] 22; damage1: [1d8=2] 5
18:10 <Oskar> @bowpb
18:10 <diebot> Oskar, attack: [1d20=4] 13; damage1: [1d8=4] 7
18:53 <Oskar> end turn
19:02 <Oskar> "er...sorry..."
19:05 <Mekkis> it's now Jerus' turn
19:35 <Jerus> 1N, hammer down on K.
19:36 <Mekkis> screams start emanating from a cabinet in the north of hte room
19:40 <Jerus> @pa
19:41 <diebot> Jerus, power attack: [1d20=8] 16; damage: [1d12=10] 22
19:51 <Mekkis> "Don't let them get me!"
20:07 <Mekkis> Jerus mercilessly kills Kadarnik
20:08 <Jerus> "Rah! Eat hammer you bastard!"
20:20 <Zirul> Is the scream somewhere around the same area where I detected the magic?
20:27 <Mekkis> no
20:29 * Jerus looks around for more things to hammer.
20:39 <Jerus> "Is that is? Hmph."
20:41 <Mekkis> it sounds like it's coming from the cabinet at Y6
20:46 * Zirul goes toward the source of the scream
20:56 <Zirul> move to Y6
21:04 <Mekkis> there's a cabinet with a steel door
21:06 <Zirul> try to open the cabinet
21:06 <Jerus> "Whats that Zirul, more things to beat down?"
21:07 <Mekkis> it's shut fast
21:15 * Jerus follows Zirul over, hammer out, ready.
21:20 <Mekkis> "They're mad!"
21:24 <Zirul> "Guys, some help here
21:25 <Mekkis> "Don't let them get to me!"
21:32 <Oskar> move over to zirul too
21:34 <Jerus> "Whose mad? I'm pretty mad too! They tried to kill us!"
21:50 <Oskar> "let's rip this thing open"
21:50 <Mekkis> "Kadarnik and Yannis"
21:59 <Jerus> "Don't let who get you? Those guys? I don't think they're gettin' anybody anytime soon."
22:02 <Oskar> "never mind them now..."
22:04 <Zirul> "anyone can open this?"
22:07 <Mekkis> "They've been killing around here?"
22:14 <Zirul> "who are you?"
22:16 <Mekkis> "Who are you?"
22:21 <Mekkis> "Are you MAD too?!"
22:33 <Oskar> "no, just a bit cross..."
22:34 <Mekkis> "I'm Saldak! They worked with me!"
22:35 <Jerus> "Me? I'm Jerus. I'm a pathfinder. This is my hammer. Theres many like it, but this one's mine.."
22:38 <Mekkis> "Really..."
22:42 <Mekkis> ummmm
22:47 <Mekkis> Jerus, diplomacy...?
23:09 <Zirul> I aid
23:15 <Mekkis> nope
23:19 <Mekkis> it's just Jerus 
23:21 <Jerus> !throw 1d20-2
23:21 <diebot> Jerus, 1d20-2: [1d20=17] 15
23:33 <Mekkis> you hear a click, and the door opens...
23:40 <Zirul> !throw 1d20+3 aid Jerus in using diplomacy
23:40 <diebot> Zirul, aid Jerus in using diplomacy: [1d20=20] 23
23:44 <Bairaq> The odds of that exact roll?
23:45 <Bairaq> 5%
23:46 <Mekkis> revealing a rather overweight scribe
23:56 <Bairaq> "Are you hurt?"
24:02 <Oskar> "out you come fattie"
24:05 <Mekkis> "No..."
24:23 <Oskar> "yeah c'mon mate, you've got nothing to worry about"
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24:33 <Jerus> "G'day. I'm Jerus. Oskar, you reckon' I should name this thing? I don't think them folks'll be a buggin you no more."
24:40 <Oskar> "just trying to be a bit light-hearted in all this strangeness"
24:51 <Oskar> "you're safe now"
25:17 <Oskar> "did you lock yourself in there?"
25:21 <Zirul> "Check for yourself."
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25:28 <Mekkis> "Yes... I did"
25:31 * Jerus checks out the business end of his hammer carefully, looking for dents or dings or such from all the swinging it hes been doing.
25:41 * Zirul points at the dead lying on the floor.
25:50 <Mekkis> "Early this morning, a strange mist flooded the building"
25:54 <Zirul> "Are they the ones you are referring to?"
26:06 <Mekkis> "Tendrils of it made its way down... Wow..."
26:20 <Mekkis> "Kadarnik and Yannis' throats"
26:25 <Oskar> "yes man, we're here to clear this mess up - as you can see"
26:29 <Jerus> "Oh, so it ain't always like this? I figured it was just part of the theme. You mean other museums ain't like this?"
26:30 <Mekkis> he gestures to the piles of gore on the floor
26:46 <Jerus> "Do the monkeys work here too?"
26:47 <Mekkis> "The went mad.. and beat Milgen to a pulp"
26:53 <Mekkis> "Monkeys?"
26:56 <Mekkis> "No...."
26:57 <Oskar> "milgen?"
26:59 <Mekkis> "Oh shit..."
27:04 <Bairaq> "It's just this museum, I think. It was a lot like this last time, too"
27:11 <Jerus> "Yeah. Thems monkeys ain't they? I mean, I ain't a druid or nothin'.."
27:32 <Mekkis> "We recently bought some idols from someone who'd spent some time in the mwangi expanse..."
27:44 <Bairaq> "Can you tell us anything about him?"
27:52 <Oskar> "yes, lugizar you mean?"
28:06 <Mekkis> “I smelled something wrong with those hideous monkey-faced things as soon as Lugizar brought them out of his pack. I’ve a nose for trouble, I do! No one listens!”  
28:16 <Oskar> "and you must be nigel?"
28:41 <Zirul> "He's Saldak"
28:52 <Mekkis> "No. Nigel was in the room to the south, taking stock"
29:04 <Oskar> "oh! ok"
29:06 <Jerus> "Maybe you can come with us, huh? Trouble seems to be findin' us. Maybe you can help us find it instead. Or get out the damn way."
29:22 <Mekkis> "Hell no!"
29:31 <Mekkis> "I'm getting out of here..."
29:35 <Zirul> "You've heard about a half-orc adventurer named Sheg Wraithbane?"
29:50 <Bairaq> "Yes, have you seen him around?"
29:53 * Jerus wanders over to check the bodies.
30:03 <Bairaq> "He takes on work as a guard sometimes"
30:06 <Bairaq> brb
30:39 <Mekkis> "Oh... I'm sure he was around somewhere..."
30:52 <Mekkis> "Look... I know that there's a cloth we had somewhere...."
30:54 <Jerus> "Whatcha pokin' round after this Sheg fella for anyway, Zirul? He kiss yer sister or somethin?"
31:07 <Mekkis> "That could help deal with this issue... if Nigel went mad..."
31:12 <Oskar> "a cloth?"
31:12 * Zirul checks the magic at x3
31:15 <Oskar> "where?"
31:36 <Mekkis> he moves and grabs a cloth, which Zirul detected as magical earlier.
31:40 <Oskar> "and would it would somehow subdue nigel if he were...maddened?"
31:58 <Mekkis> "this cloth... I think it's able to remove the madness... or perhaps could be used as a chant..."
32:02 <Jerus> "I know what'd subdue him alright!"
32:04 * Jerus raises hammer.
32:08 <Mekkis> "If anyone here can /countersong/"
32:14 <Mekkis> "Please don't kill Nigel!
32:15 <Mekkis> "
32:30 <Mekkis> "Otherwise it might be usable as an arcane scroll.."
32:39 <Oskar> "zirul?"
32:46 <Zirul> "What?"
32:49 <Oskar> "or bairaq maybe"
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32:59 <Oskar> "what do you make of this cloth?"
33:17 <Mekkis> can we break for lunch
33:23 <Oskar> 20-25 mins
33:24 <Mekkis> resume at 14:00 AEST
33:26 <Zirul> "I just know it smells of magic and not evil."
33:30 <Mekkis> or 15:00 AEDT
33:32 <mort-> Lol
33:37 <Mekkis> or 04:00 UTC
33:40 <mort-> So cool guys :d
33:44 <Hydrazine_> hey mort, I didn't fail at all the early game combat!
33:45 <mort-> I love you all!
33:49 <mort-> Lol
33:57 <mort-> I would uptier
34:02 <mort-> If i were you all
34:05 <Hydrazine_> we did.
34:07 <Zirul> that combat was pretty fast-paced
34:14 <mort-> You got a damn solid team
34:38 <mort-> Your only weakness is against invisible monsters
34:45 <Zirul> I'm soooooooooo helpful!!!
34:51 <mort-> Khaz likes jerus and oskar btw
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35:00 <mort-> He considers them his shield brothers
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35:54 <mort-> And yes i can imagine
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36:12 <mort-> How much blood did you guys spill on the floor
36:29 <mort-> Bucketfuls?
36:44 <mort-> Anyone even got nicked? :p
37:13 <mort-> Khaz / mort would have been useful
37:27 <mort-> Mort for sheer knowledge pool
37:36 <mort-> But both can see invis
37:50 <mort-> And raise and unholy racket after :p
40:00 <mort-> But yes wedding was fun
40:12 <mort-> Its not over yet though. One more round tonighj
40:24 <mort-> We have morning ceremony
40:34 <mort-> And night one
41:52 <Mekkis> mort would have been useful
41:54 <Mekkis> Khaz
41:57 <Mekkis> not so much
42:54 <mort-> You be suprised
43:15 <mort-> Khaz is a semi decent knowledge whore
43:20 <mort-> But no linguistics
43:24 <mort-> Heh
43:43 <Avatar> linguistics is pretty important I think
43:50 <mort-> Probably mort will linguistics shit
44:11 <Avatar> it's trained only, so I am regularly making sure at least 1 point is in it
44:12 <mort-> Ill look into it next level up
44:25 <mort-> Maybe to speak abyssal ^^
44:26 <Avatar> also gains you access to a new language, including ancient languages
44:29 <mort-> Seriously
44:31 <mort-> Web
44:38 <Mekkis> not sure
44:41 <mort-> Ill speak abyssal
44:42 <Mekkis> depends on the character
44:43 <Avatar> which you can't seem to learn any other way
44:53 <Mekkis> is Buck really interested in learning obscure languages?
45:02 <Avatar> yes
45:04 <mort-> Definitely abyssal
45:06 <mort-> Lol
45:07 <Avatar> you think you know all about Buck
45:20 <mort-> Its for his gift later
45:23 <Mekkis> he's a mercenary
45:26 <Bairaq> GOTTA GO FAST
45:36 <Avatar> that's just what you think
45:59 <Mekkis> having a backstory seems to cause you to not die :)
46:08 Hydrazine_ is now known as Jerus
46:10 <Bairaq> ^Proven fact
46:11 <mort-> Mort likes to know languages
46:18 <mort-> Because she likes to know them!
46:26 <mort-> Loves learning
46:32 <Jerus> Hey Mort, we've been hit some, but overall I think we're doing pretty good at the fighting.
46:36 <Mekkis> sprachen Sie Deutsch?
46:41 <Bairaq> Ja.
46:43 <Jerus> Not surprising really, with 3 party members at full bab.
46:45 <Bairaq> Du?
46:47 <mort-> Dutch dude
46:48 <mort-> Yeah
47:12 <Mekkis> Mein Deutsch ist nicht sehr gut.
47:13 <mort-> Your weaknesses are casters
47:14 <Zirul> and me giving out +4 attack
47:22 <mort-> I know how to take you guys down haha
47:37 <Jerus> Good thing we're not fighting Mort?
47:39 <mort-> Now where was the colour spray :p
47:43 <Bairaq> What's this +4 attack thing?
47:49 <mort-> Except that stupid pally
47:53 <Mekkis> a faction trait isn't it
47:56 <mort-> Will probably save against it
48:06 <mort-> Then cut me to bits
48:07 <mort-> Lol
48:09 <Zirul> Helpful is a halfling trait
48:16 <mort-> That cleric too.
48:21 <Zirul> +4 instead of +2 to aid another
48:24 <mort-> Irritating
48:35 <Mekkis> yeah
48:36 <Jerus> Pretty damn powerful combo, I'd say.
48:38 <Bairaq> Nice, but can that be used in combat?
48:41 <mort-> Yeah give it to jerus
48:41 <Mekkis> gnomes are underrepresented!
48:43 <Jerus> We don't even need you to do damage.
48:45 <Mekkis> !findchar Zirul
48:46 <diebot> Mekkis, Character: Zirul, number: 336( http://dnd.ballig.net/viewchar.php5?char=336 )
48:49 <mort-> He fks everyone Jr
48:51 <Zirul> my faction trait is beneficent touch
48:52 <mort-> Up
48:57 <Zirul> reroll 1 on a clw
49:16 <mort-> You aid that big fighter
49:18 <Mekkis> what book is Lamellar?
49:22 <mort-> And he will fk everyone up
49:23 <Jerus> UC
49:26 <Bairaq> UC
49:32 <Mekkis> do you own it?
49:34 <Mekkis> :S
49:39 <Bairaq> I do
49:49 <Bairaq> UC, not Lamellar
50:07 <Bairaq> Need me to look something up?
50:09 <mort-> Someone had language problems?
50:10 <mort-> Lol
50:27 <Jerus> Jerus currently has.. anger problems.
50:32 <mort-> I think mort would be feeling left out in this
50:40 <Bairaq> Don't make him angry?
50:43 <mort-> I suspect its the place your in
50:47 <Bairaq> You wouldn't like him when he's angry?
50:52 <mort-> Well i turned wolf once
50:53 <Jerus> Something like that.
50:57 <mort-> Khaz did
51:01 <Jerus> He did crit something for dead already.
51:02 <mort-> Partially
51:51 <Jerus> Sounds like you could pull some very in theme music from that.
54:06 <Mekkis> maybe I should try
58:11 <Jerus> I think I heard some good travelling outdoors music a while ago. And some good fight music. This one seems a bit like dungeon music.
58:44 <Oskar> k
58:48 <Oskar> how we all looking?
58:54 <Mekkis> I'm here now
58:59 <Zirul> me too
59:07 <Bairaq> .
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00:19 <Bairaq> Zirul, class?
00:39 <Oskar> "take that cloth there zirul"
00:49 <Oskar> "we can't go killing poor old nige"
00:59 <Mekkis> it will work like a /scroll of Break Enchantment/
02:16 <Zirul> Cleric. Can I use it?
02:35 <Mekkis> yes
02:44 <Zirul> let go
02:50 <Mekkis> you need to make a DC10 caster level check
02:51 <Zirul> *lets
03:03 <Zirul> no mod?
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03:22 <Mekkis> Sahdak also gives you a bag of coins from his desk
03:38 <Oskar> "sahdak you're good to go if you go straight out"
03:42 <Mekkis> "Take these, and any other scrolls you find in the cabinet. Is it safe for me to leave this hellhole?"
03:44 <Zirul> "Aah you don't have to."
03:46 <Oskar> "it's safe..."
03:52 * Zirul accepts the bag of coins
03:55 <Mekkis> he leaves
04:17 <Zirul> what other scrolls are there?
04:45 <Mekkis> scroll of cure criti-
04:45 <Mekkis> cal wounds, scroll of false life (2), and scroll of dispel magic.
04:55 <Hydrazine> "Right on out the front door's clear."
05:01 <Mekkis> he
05:03 <Mekkis> has 
05:04 <Mekkis> gone
05:04 <Hydrazine> Anything of interest on the bodies?
05:13 <Mekkis> tattered robes covered in ink and matted with blood
05:13 <Zirul> what does false life do?
05:30 <Mekkis> http://www.d20pfsrd.com/magic/all-spells/f/false-life
05:38 <Oskar> "do we want to check out this other room here before we go?"
05:44 <Mekkis> 1d10+1 temporary HP
05:51 <Mekkis> umm
05:54 <Mekkis> 1d10+3
06:01 <Hydrazine> "Might as well get it done now before we go anywhere else?"
06:10 <Zirul> and I can use all of these scrolls?
06:30 <Oskar> "ok step to the door there at !A4
06:35 <Oskar> and open it
06:44 <Oskar> and enter the room with my bow drawn
06:47 <Mekkis> you can use CCW, and dispel magic
07:08 <Mekkis> This gigantic chamber is relatively free of mist, and darkness
07:08 <Mekkis> is held at bay by braziers of radiant light. Behemoths occupy
07:08 <Mekkis> these halls, great taxidermy nightmares such as a two-headed
07:08 <Mekkis> bear easily taller than an ogre; a great desiccated beetle,
07:08 <Mekkis> its carapace larger than the face of the grand clocktower of
07:08 <Mekkis> Absalom; a massive specimen of chimera, its jaws open in a
07:08 <Mekkis> mock roar; and an assembled skeleton of a tyrant lizard. The
07:08 <Mekkis> walls here are studded with strange masks, staves, spears, and
07:08 <Mekkis> other implements of long forgotten cultures, most likely used
07:08 <Mekkis> in ritual hunts of the beasts preserved here.
07:53 Hydrazine is now known as Jerus
08:03 <Zirul> detect magic
08:20 <Mekkis> Zirul, are you stepping in to do that?
08:26 <Zirul> yes
08:32 * Jerus whistles appreciatively. "That is one great bastard of a bear. And look at that bug! You could put a house on it!"
08:42 <Mekkis> you don't see any magic
08:52 <Oskar> i'll move in to the eastern wall
08:52 <Zirul> detect evil
09:13 <Mekkis> Zirul, you detect evil
09:20 <Zirul> where?
09:20 <Mekkis> Zirul, you detect four sources of evil
09:24 <Mekkis> the south wall
09:36 <Mekkis> they're all faint
09:39 <Zirul> "Wait"
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09:54 * Oskar whispers "what's going on zirul?"
09:55 <Mort-> Argh
09:58 <Zirul> "I smell evil."
10:08 <Mort-> Knowlege whore wants to show off lol
10:14 * Oskar readies bow
10:25 <Zirul> "The stench is so strong I can smell it from here."
10:26 <Jerus> "Smell it? Whats it smell like? That'd be handy to learn. Somethin' to hammer then, is it?"
10:26 <Mort-> But I'm not alive
10:46 <Oskar> "jerus: get in here man - there's gonna be trouble"
10:52 * Mekkis casts Demort on amort
10:59 <Zirul> "I think it's not in this room. Best search this room and move out."
11:03 * Jerus steps in, infront of Oskar, hammer out.
11:11 <Zirul> @see
11:11 <diebot> Zirul, perception: [1d20=7] 16
11:16 <Mort-> Lol
11:24 <Mekkis> it's on four masks on the southern wall
11:26 Mort- is now known as notmort
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11:52 <Oskar> "c'mon let's move into the room"
11:58 <Oskar> "further into the room"
12:15 <Bairaq> yes
12:18 <Oskar> "i'm right behind you guys"
12:19 <Bairaq> yesh
12:22 <Jerus> "You lemme know when ya figure out what it is I should be a hammerin, Zirul."
12:22 Mekkis gives voice to Bairaq
12:28 Mekkis has kicked Brunius_ from #d&d (Mekkis)
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12:31 <Zirul> I go in front
12:50 <Bairaq> Er
12:56 <Bairaq> I don't think I have the right CA
13:00 <Bairaq> Something's up
13:23 <Zirul> "The masks reek of evil!"
13:31 <Bairaq> I enter the room, then
13:35 <Oskar> "let's burn them with fire then!"
13:38 <Zirul> "Eeeeeeeviiiiillll."
13:55 <Oskar> "well come on then - they're not going to burn themselves"
14:01 <Zirul> "Jim Carrey might not like that."
14:14 * notmort giggles
14:20 * Oskar yawns
14:23 <Zirul> "The dog maybe but not Jim."
14:30 <Mekkis> as you reach there
14:38 <Bairaq> "The museum might not take so well to our destroying these masks"
14:38 <Mekkis> the masks start to crack and detach
14:46 <Mekkis> initiatives!
14:46 <Oskar> "too bad!"
14:49 <Oskar> @init
14:50 <diebot> Oskar, initiative: [1d20=3] 7
14:52 <Zirul> @init
14:53 <diebot> Zirul, initiative: [1d20=19] 22
14:53 <Jerus> @init
14:53 <Mekkis> !throw 1d20+1
14:53 <diebot> Jerus, 1d20+3: [1d20=12] 15
14:53 <diebot> Mekkis, 1d20+1: [1d20=12] 13
15:17 <Bairaq> @init
15:17 <diebot> Bairaq, Initiative: [1d20=18] 20
15:40 <Mekkis> it's now Zirul's turn
15:48 <Zirul> ok
16:04 <Zirul> delay
16:22 <Mekkis> it's now Bairaq's turn
16:26 <Bairaq> hurrah
16:46 <Bairaq> Are these crates difficult terrain or anything?
16:52 <Mekkis> not really
17:04 <Bairaq> So I can charge the masks?
17:06 <Mekkis> you can step around them
17:07 <Mekkis> no
17:10 <Mekkis> Zirul's in the way!
17:22 <Bairaq> Laggy Ca is laggy
17:36 <Mekkis> Bairaq, reconnect
17:41 <Bairaq> I just did
17:42 <Oskar> close and reconnect
17:49 <Mekkis> I just disconnected you!
17:56 <Oskar> make sure you close it
19:12 <notmort> This looks awesome!
19:46 <Oskar> delay him
19:54 <Mekkis> Bairaq delays
19:59 <Mekkis> it's now Jerus' turn
20:29 <Zirul> I move
20:30 <Jerus> ready action, hammer some shit it if gets close enough.
20:34 <Mekkis> ok
20:38 <Mekkis> it's now Zirul's turn
20:46 <Zirul> to !A13
21:02 <Zirul> !A12
21:21 <Mekkis> double move?
21:28 <Mekkis> hmmm
21:28 <Mekkis> ok
21:40 <Mekkis> the masks shriek!
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21:52 <Mekkis> make will saves vs fear
21:54 <Zirul> !A11 then
22:06 Brunius_ is now known as Bairaq
22:11 <Oskar> @will
22:12 <diebot> Oskar, will: [1d20=17] 19
22:13 <Zirul> !throw 1d20+10 will save vs fear
22:14 <diebot> Zirul, will save vs fear: [1d20=5] 15
22:14 <Bairaq> Lost power
22:17 <Jerus> !throw 1d20+2
22:18 <diebot> Jerus, 1d20+2: [1d20=5] 7
22:30 <Mekkis> make another one
22:39 <Zirul> everyone?
22:45 <Bairaq> If you're within 10ft of me you get a +4
22:45 <Mekkis> yep
22:49 <Bairaq> I'm immune.
22:50 <Zirul> !throw 1d20+10 will save vs fear
22:50 <diebot> Zirul, will save vs fear: [1d20=1] 11
22:54 <Mekkis> and another
23:14 <Zirul> !throw 1d20+10 will save vs fear
23:15 <diebot> Zirul, will save vs fear: [1d20=11] 21
23:37 <Oskar> @fort
23:38 <diebot> Oskar, fortitude: [1d20=7] 10
23:39 <Oskar> @fort
23:39 <diebot> Oskar, fortitude: [1d20=1] 4
23:40 <Oskar> @fort
23:40 <diebot> Oskar, fortitude: [1d20=6] 9
23:41 <Jerus> !throw 4#1d20+9
23:41 <diebot> Jerus, 4#1d20+9: [1d20=15] 24, [1d20=1] 10, [1d20=2] 11, [1d20=2] 11
23:42 <Oskar> @fort
23:42 <diebot> Oskar, fortitude: [1d20=15] 18
23:44 <Mekkis> four fort saves vs fear each
23:49 <Bairaq> @fort
23:50 <diebot> Bairaq, Fort: [1d20=17] 25
23:50 <Bairaq> @fort
23:50 <diebot> Bairaq, Fort: [1d20=11] 19
23:51 <Bairaq> @fort
23:51 <diebot> Bairaq, Fort: [1d20=13] 21
23:51 <diebot> Bairaq, Fort: [1d20=16] 24
24:23 <Mekkis> Zirul, could you make 4 fort saves vs fear
24:30 <Zirul> ok
24:44 <Zirul> !throw 4d20+8 fort save vs fear
24:44 <diebot> Zirul, fort save vs fear: [4d20=13,2,4,14] 41
24:54 <Zirul> !throw #4d20+8 fort save vs fear
24:54 <diebot> Zirul, fort save vs fear: [4d20=2,11,20,8] 49
25:01 <Mekkis> 4#1d20
25:05 <Zirul> I'm doing it wrong
25:06 <Mekkis> 4#1d20+8
25:07 <notmort> No?
25:07 <Zirul> thanks
25:18 <Zirul> 4#1d20+8
25:24 <Mekkis> with !throw in front
25:25 <notmort> Throw!
25:30 <Zirul> !throw 4#1d20+8
25:31 <diebot> Zirul, 4#1d20+8: [1d20=13] 21, [1d20=13] 21, [1d20=7] 15, [1d20=17] 25
25:33 <Mekkis> ok
25:35 <Mekkis> hmmm
25:41 <Mekkis> Oskar is paralysed
25:47 <Zirul> total def
25:52 <Zirul> end turn
25:54 <notmort> Wt
26:19 <Mekkis> Jerus, readied action?
26:43 <notmort> He hits the whatever that gets close
26:43 <Jerus> @pa
26:43 <diebot> Jerus, power attack: [1d20=16] 24; damage: [1d12=6] 18
26:51 <Jerus> @pa
26:52 <diebot> Jerus, power attack: [1d20=7] 15; damage: [1d12=2] 14
27:08 <Mekkis> it's now Bairaq's turn
27:13 <Mekkis> as Oskar is paralysed
27:19 <Bairaq> Hurrah
27:40 <notmort> Anything happened to the masks?
27:41 <Jerus> D-d-d-d-doublekill!
27:51 <Bairaq> 5ft S, power attack W
27:56 <Bairaq> @power1
27:57 <diebot> Bairaq, Attack: [1d20=16] 21; Damage: [2d6=2,4] 12
28:05 <Mekkis> Bairaq dispatches another one
28:13 <Mekkis> Oskar is no longer paralysed
28:19 <Mekkis> it's now Zirul's turn
28:28 <Zirul> 1nw
28:35 <Zirul> attack
28:38 <notmort> That's the way you guys fight?
28:42 <notmort> Sick
28:50 <Zirul> !throw 1d20+5 morn
28:50 <diebot> Zirul, morn: [1d20=16] 21
28:56 <Mekkis> hits!
29:01 <Zirul> @dmg
29:19 <Zirul> !throw 1d6+1 dmg
29:19 <diebot> Zirul, dmg: [1d6=6] 7
29:28 <Mekkis> it falls to the gloor
29:31 <Mekkis> floor*
29:39 <Zirul> "Tis a lucky day!"
29:41 <Oskar> ground/floor
29:51 <Oskar> "bloody monkey masks"
30:00 <notmort>  You guys are monsters
30:01 <Oskar> "ok let's search the room and press on"
30:02 <Zirul> "Thanks fer blessing us me goddess Shelyn!"
30:12 <Zirul> search
30:14 <Zirul> @see
30:14 <diebot> Zirul, perception: [1d20=5] 14
30:46 <Mekkis> you find a bunch of mwangi masks
30:52 <Mekkis> but not much else of use or value
31:03 <Zirul> we take that
31:14 <Oskar> ok let's move back out
31:15 * Zirul exits
31:31 <Jerus> "Hey Zirul, you're pretty good with languages right? Oh, Nice swingin' threre Bairaq."
31:39 <Oskar> zj first bo second
31:39 <Bairaq> "Cheers."
32:07 <Zirul> "Nope."
32:17 <Jerus> "Oh.."
32:20 <Zirul> "I'm a dimwit."
32:24 * notmort sighs
32:32 <Zirul> "and I don't even know what dimwit means."
32:40 <Zirul> "do you?"
32:54 <Jerus> "Huh? What're you talkin' about?"
33:28 <Oskar> "mad cackling?"
33:30 <Bairaq> Wunderbar
33:30 <Zirul> "dimwit."
33:42 * Zirul grins.
33:43 <Jerus> "Yall hear that? Somethin's mighty funny."
33:47 <Oskar> "zirul you got that cloth-thing ready for when we find good old nige"
33:59 <Oskar> "or mad old nige"
34:17 <Zirul> "Yep"
34:22 <Bairaq> Anything notable in this room?
34:26 <Mekkis> not really
34:28 <Mekkis> more masks
34:32 <Mekkis> empty exhibits
34:35 <Mekkis> some crates
34:43 <Bairaq> Detect evil on one of the masks
34:51 <Mekkis> nope
34:53 <notmort> It was bound to happen
34:59 <Mekkis> **-
35:00 <Oskar> "well we can hear cackling from the south room, but that fat scribe said he was in the north room..."
35:14 <Bairaq> "Keep someone in here, while we check out the north room?"
35:16 <Oskar> "shall we check the cackling first?"
35:17 <Jerus> "So he moved?"
35:30 <Oskar> "perhaps"
35:47 <Oskar> "maybe he needed to go to the bogs"
35:50 <Jerus> "Yeah. I say we figure out what that joker's all about first."
35:58 <Oskar> "ok let's go"
36:02 <Bairaq> "Either way, we want to make sure nigel doesn't slip past without us noticing"
36:03 * notmort giggles
36:17 <Bairaq> Isn't it usually chicks that go to the bathroom together?
36:20 <Jerus> "Wanna stay by the far door, Bairaq?"
36:20 <Mekkis> opening the door?
36:32 <Jerus> "Just in case he charges past the rst of us somehow?"
36:37 <Oskar> "after you zirul"
36:48 <Bairaq> I stay near the door we came through
36:58 * Zirul Zirul casts detect evil
37:15 <Mekkis> Mad laughter echoes in this cramped stone chamber. The
37:15 <Mekkis> stench of sewage battles the cold of the mist, but through the
37:15 <Mekkis> haze can be seen smears of blood across the floor, walls, and
37:15 <Mekkis> ceiling, as well as the doors of several stalls.
37:31 * Jerus gets his hammer out, turning it to hit with the side of the head rather than the proper business end.
37:51 <Zirul> detect magic
37:52 <notmort> Non lethal?
37:56 <Mekkis> you see a giant crocodile, and a half-ork in here
38:07 <Zirul> and then cast resistance on everyone
38:07 <notmort> God?
38:07 <Mekkis> they run at you
38:12 * Jerus whispers, "We ain't tryin' to splat his brains out, right?"
38:15 <notmort> Not another croc...
38:18 <Mekkis> !throw 1d20+6 M
38:18 <diebot> Mekkis, M: [1d20=5] 11
38:20 <Bairaq> WRESTLE IT
38:25 <Mekkis> !throw 1d20+1 C
38:26 <diebot> Mekkis, C: [1d20=13] 14
38:49 <Mekkis> initiatives please
38:49 <Oskar> "no we need this guy alive!"
38:49 <Bairaq> @init
38:49 <diebot> Bairaq, Initiative: [1d20=12] 14
38:50 <Jerus> @init
38:50 <diebot> Jerus, 1d20+3: [1d20=13] 16
38:51 <notmort> Steve irwin gsm here this time
38:52 <Oskar> @init
38:52 <diebot> Oskar, initiative: [1d20=9] 13
39:01 <Zirul> @init
39:02 <diebot> Zirul, initiative: [1d20=10] 13
39:46 <Mekkis> it's Jerus' turn
39:56 <Jerus> delay; i'm blocked in.
40:03 <Mekkis> delay or ready?
40:16 <Jerus> hm. ready instead. brace for charge.
40:20 <Mekkis> ok
40:26 <Mekkis> it's Bairaq's turn
40:34 <Oskar> "get over here bairaq!"
40:42 <Bairaq> err
40:53 <Mekkis> there's also a half-eaten corpse on the floor
40:57 <Bairaq> "If Nige gets out of here it's your fault!"
41:08 <Jerus> "We got other shit goin' on!"
41:11 <Oskar> "if we die it'll be your fault!"
41:39 <Mekkis> ok
41:44 <Mekkis> the croc charges
42:00 <Jerus> @pa
42:01 <diebot> Jerus, power attack: [1d20=5] 13; damage: [1d12=4] 16
42:19 <Zirul> -2 ac to croc?
42:22 <Bairaq> guidance?
42:36 <Mekkis> !throw 1d20+13 bite Zirul 
42:37 <diebot> Mekkis, bite Zirul: [1d20=1] 14
42:42 <Mekkis> and misses
42:47 <Mekkis> it's now Oskar
42:49 <Mekkis> 's turn
42:52 <Oskar> 5ft se
43:09 <Oskar> i'll take negatives on my ranged
43:15 <Oskar> @rapidpb
43:15 <diebot> Oskar, attack1: [1d20=6] 13; damage1: [1d8=3] 6; attack2: [1d20=12] 19; damage2: [1d8=7] 10
43:26 <Oskar> end turn
43:35 <Mekkis> it's now Zirul's turn
43:42 <Mekkis> you have crocodile in your face
43:50 <Zirul> what happened when I used detect evil?
43:58 <Mekkis> you didn't detect evil
44:16 <Zirul> hmm...
45:12 <Zirul> 10 ft reach?
45:26 <Mekkis> probably!
46:09 * Oskar yawns...
46:10 <Zirul> withdraw
46:12 <Mekkis> what are you doing, Zirul 
46:14 <Mekkis> where to
46:31 <Zirul> T23
46:49 <Mekkis> !throw 1d20+11 AoO
46:49 <diebot> Mekkis, AoO: [1d20=4] 15
46:58 <Bairaq> Hey, sweet
47:03 <Zirul> T23
47:04 <Bairaq> Next level I can cast spells
47:13 <Zirul> end turn
47:22 <Jerus> AoO?
47:25 <Jerus> @pa
47:26 <diebot> Jerus, power attack: [1d20=2] 10; damage: [1d12=7] 19
47:30 <Mekkis> miss
47:47 <Mekkis> he looks like a maddened half-orc watchman
47:52 <Mekkis> it's now Bairaq's utrn
48:04 <Bairaq> It's said Barack, yo
48:06 <Zirul> "Dont kill him!"
48:16 <Jerus> "Ain't this the halforc you were lookin' for, Zirul? Don't smack his head off?"
48:29 <Bairaq> 5ft SE
48:31 <Mekkis> if it's said Barack, then why isn't it spelt Barack?
48:40 <Zirul> "Knock 'em unconscious and tie em up."
48:48 <Bairaq> Try to deal nonlethal
48:50 <Mekkis> ok
49:07 <Bairaq> !throw 1d20+2 Attack
49:07 <diebot> Bairaq, Attack: [1d20=4] 6
49:08 <Bairaq> Ha
49:10 <Mekkis> miss
49:15 <Mekkis> it's now Jerus' turn
49:46 <Jerus> 5ft W, attack the h-orc non-lethal.
49:57 <Jerus> @pac
49:57 <diebot> Jerus, power attack: [1d20=6] 9; damage: [1d12=5] 17
50:02 <Mekkis> miss
50:22 <Mekkis> !throw 1d20+11 bite Bairaq 
50:23 <diebot> Mekkis, bite Bairaq: [1d20=6] 17
50:27 <Bairaq> miss
50:34 <Mekkis> its now Oskar's turn
50:42 <Oskar> what's this half orc wielding?
50:47 <Mekkis> nothing
50:56 <Jerus> "How in the world did that thing get in the John?"
51:17 <Mekkis> "My Pet!"
51:43 <Oskar> @rapidpb
51:43 <diebot> Oskar, attack1: [1d20=1] 8; damage1: [1d8=2] 5; attack2: [1d20=18] 25; damage2: [1d8=2] 5
51:49 <Oskar> end turn
51:55 <Mekkis> it's now Zirul's turn
52:21 <Zirul> ok
52:39 <Zirul> touch Jerus with bit of luck
52:46 <Mekkis> ok
52:57 <Zirul> then move in front of Jerus
53:05 <Mekkis> ok
53:28 <Oskar> end turn?
53:40 <Mekkis> the human tries to slam Bairaq 
53:42 <Zirul> yep
53:43 <Mekkis> umm
53:46 <Mekkis> half-orc
53:50 <Mekkis> !throw 1d20+2 slam!
53:50 <diebot> Mekkis, slam!: [1d20=1] 3
53:53 <Mekkis> missing
53:54 <Bairaq> Nice 1
54:00 <Mekkis> it's now Bairaq's turn
54:12 <Bairaq> I'll tackle him
54:15 <Mekkis> ok
54:16 <Bairaq> Try to grapple
54:24 <Mekkis> that provokes
54:29 <Bairaq> Hmm
54:29 <Mekkis> from both him and the croc
54:30 <Mekkis> right?
54:44 <Mekkis> !throw 1d20+2 AoO
54:44 <diebot> Mekkis, AoO: [1d20=11] 13
54:50 <Mekkis> make CMB
54:53 <Bairaq> !throw 1d20+5 CMB
54:53 <diebot> Bairaq, CMB: [1d20=5] 10
55:00 <Bairaq> :S
55:18 <Mekkis> and give me an apology for forcing me to calculate CMBs and CMDs for a season 0 mod
55:26 <Bairaq> Haha
55:28 <Bairaq> Sorry man
55:42 <Bairaq> Once you said I was gonna be taking an AoO
55:42 <Mekkis> miss
55:48 <Bairaq> I was gonna not do it
55:52 <Mekkis> Bairaq?
55:54 <Mekkis> move action?
55:55 <Bairaq> Hmm
56:08 <Bairaq> Detect Evil
56:13 <Mekkis> no evil
56:14 <Mekkis> it's now Jerus' turn
56:45 <Jerus> 5ft north, non-lethal on h-orc. again.
56:54 <Jerus> @pac
56:54 <Mekkis> ok
56:54 <diebot> Jerus, power attack: [1d20=14] 17; damage: [1d12=4] 16
57:01 <Mekkis> the half-orc falls over
57:15 <Mekkis> a wisp of mist escapes from his lips
57:38 <Mekkis> the croc bites Zirul 
57:41 <Mekkis> !throw 1d20+11
57:42 <diebot> Mekkis, 1d20+11: [1d20=8] 19
57:49 <Mekkis> it's now Oskar's turn
57:54 <Oskar> @rapidpb
57:54 <diebot> Oskar, attack1: [1d20=19] 26; damage1: [1d8=3] 6; attack2: [1d20=10] 17; damage2: [1d8=4] 7
58:06 <Oskar> end turn
58:21 <Mekkis> it's now Zirul's turn
58:30 <Zirul> tie up the half orc
58:56 <notmort> That croc is nasty
58:59 <Mekkis> !throw 1d20+11 AoO
59:00 <diebot> Mekkis, AoO: [1d20=9] 20
59:07 <Zirul> miss
59:08 <Mekkis> the half-orc is tied up
59:08 <Jerus> if Hokubi were here, he'd show that croc..
59:13 <notmort> Where is Steve irwin when you need him
59:13 <Mekkis> it's now Bairaq's turn
59:14 <notmort> Lol
59:20 <Bairaq> hurrah
59:30 <notmort> He would show the croc who is boss
59:34 <Zirul> "Wake him up."
59:42 <Mekkis> it's now Bairaq's turn
59:44 <Bairaq> As a move action, detect evil on the croc
59:45 <Jerus> "Uh, you wanna deal with the croc first?"
59:48 <Mekkis> not evil
59:50 <notmort> Deal with the croc lol?
59:55 <Zirul> "I think he's now ok."
00:06 <Bairaq> Attack the croc
00:10 <Mekkis> roll it
00:10 <Bairaq> -4 for cover?
00:10 <Zirul> "Let him have his pet stand down."
00:11 <Oskar> "uh zirul you're, er, in the way too man"
00:15 <Mekkis> yep
00:20 <Bairaq> !throw 1d20+2
00:20 <diebot> Bairaq, 1d20+2: [1d20=3] 5
00:24 <Bairaq> Oh, come on
00:44 <Mekkis> it's now Jerus' turn
00:54 <notmort> Heh. Do you guys need his croc alive? :d
01:24 <Jerus> 5ft east, drag this halforc out of croc attack range, so we can try to wake him up without a fight?
01:29 <Zirul> to save time
01:41 <Zirul> yeah Jerus
02:24 <Mekkis> !throw 1d20+11 AoO
02:25 <diebot> Mekkis, AoO: [1d20=12] 23
02:33 <Mekkis> !throw 2d8+12 damage
02:34 <diebot> Mekkis, damage: [2d8=8,3] 23
02:45 <Bairaq> ouhc
03:00 <Mekkis> the croc then bites Zirul 
03:02 <Mekkis> !throw 1d20+11
03:03 <diebot> Mekkis, 1d20+11: [1d20=8] 19
03:08 <Mekkis> it's now Oskar's turn
03:30 <Oskar> delay
03:36 <Mekkis> it's now Zirul's turn
03:47 * Jerus is working on his dying.
04:15 <Zirul> 5ft step
04:15 <Mekkis> Zirul?
04:18 <Zirul> channel
04:22 <Zirul> @chn
04:23 <diebot> Zirul, channel energy: [1d6=4] 4
04:25 <Mekkis> ok
04:36 <Mekkis> the half-orc is still out
04:43 <Mekkis> it's now Bairaq's turn
04:52 <Bairaq> hm
05:03 <Zirul> but Jerus is stable?
05:21 <Zirul> "Get out of the corc's range!"
05:40 * Jerus is stable.
05:45 <Oskar> "i'll finish the bloody croc"
06:01 <Bairaq> 10ft north, dragging the half orc with me?
06:35 <Bairaq> Wait what
06:36 <Mekkis> Bairaq, are you Sure that's a good idea
07:03 <Zirul> Just move out of range
07:07 <Mekkis> given that a) the croc can't fit through the door, b) the croc's hungry, and c) the only thing that'll be within the croc's reach is Jerus?
07:16 <Bairaq> Er
07:31 <Bairaq> Isn't the halforc at W24?
07:34 <notmort> Kill that damn thing lol
07:39 <Mekkis> yes...
07:40 <Bairaq> That's what my screen is showing
07:50 <Jerus> Not if you drag him..
07:55 <Mekkis> yes, the half-orc is at W24
08:02 <Mekkis> and Jerus is at V23
08:09 <Mekkis> and the croc has 10' reach
08:26 <Zirul> 5ft step then drag Jerus away
08:34 <Bairaq> 5ft N then drag Jerus then
09:09 <Oskar> @rapidpb
09:10 <diebot> Oskar, attack1: [1d20=4] 11; damage1: [1d8=7] 10; attack2: [1d20=18] 25; damage2: [1d8=5] 8
09:17 <Oskar> end turn
09:34 <Mekkis> the croc tries to fit through the door
09:44 <Mekkis> !throw 1d20+1 escape artist
09:44 <diebot> Mekkis, escape artist: [1d20=13] 14
09:49 <Mekkis> but fails
09:59 <Mekkis> it's now Zirul's turn
10:04 <Zirul> channel
10:09 <Mekkis> roll it
10:09 <Zirul> @chn
10:09 <diebot> Zirul, channel energy: [1d6=6] 6
10:15 <Mekkis> are you excluding the croc?
10:20 <Zirul> nope
10:30 <Mekkis> the half-orc's awake
10:45 <Mekkis> he looks at his bounds, then at the croc
10:46 <Zirul> "Sheg have your pet stand down!"
10:48 <Mekkis> then at you
10:57 <Mekkis> "GET THAT THING AWAY FROM ME!
11:00 <Mekkis> "AND UNTIE ME!"
11:05 <Oskar> "it's not his fucking pet!!!"
11:09 <Mekkis> and drags himself away
11:12 <Oskar> "the mist left him earlier"
11:18 <Zirul> "Fuck"
11:23 <Mekkis> it's now Bairaq's turn
11:32 <Jerus> "uhhh.. Oh! Ow!"
11:44 <Bairaq> Um
11:49 <Bairaq> Lay on hands on Jerus
11:53 <Mekkis> ok
11:55 <Bairaq> !throw 1d6
11:55 <diebot> Bairaq, 1d6: [1d6=5] 5
12:00 <Bairaq> 3 remain
12:24 <Mekkis> anythign else?
12:45 <Oskar> "if you've got a bow handy now is the time..."
13:42 <Bairaq> End turn
13:47 <Mekkis> it's now Jerus' turn
14:03 <notmort> Who the guy with the pike lol
14:08 <Jerus> move 4E, draw crossbow, put one in this croc.
14:24 <Mekkis> there's a wall to your east
14:34 <Jerus> er. West.
14:38 <Mekkis> roll it
14:41 <Jerus> @xbow
14:42 <diebot> Jerus, attack: [1d20=3] 6; damage: [1d8=4] 4
14:44 <Mekkis> miss
14:50 <Mekkis> it's now Oskar's turn
15:01 <Oskar> @rapidpb
15:02 <diebot> Oskar, attack1: [1d20=8] 15; damage1: [1d8=5] 8; attack2: [1d20=13] 20; damage2: [1d8=4] 7
15:12 <Mekkis> one hit
15:18 <Oskar> end turn
15:25 <Mekkis> !throw 1d20+1 escape artist
15:25 <diebot> Mekkis, escape artist: [1d20=2] 3
15:32 <Mekkis> it's now Zirul's turn
15:50 <Zirul> touch oscar with bit of luck
16:23 <notmort> Lol
16:30 <Mekkis> ok
16:39 <notmort> Btw khaz has a heavy crossbow :p
16:41 <Mekkis> "UNTIE ME!"
16:45 <Mekkis> it's now Bairaq's turn
16:52 <Zirul> move to T20
16:52 <Jerus> "You any good at fightin giant crocs?"
17:22 <Bairaq> Um
17:25 <Bairaq> Delay
17:43 <Mekkis> it's now Jerus' turn
17:53 <notmort> Don't your buddies carry spare weapons? :p
17:58 <Jerus> reload, crossbow this thing again. pretend i'm Oskar.
18:05 <Jerus> @xbow
18:05 <diebot> Jerus, attack: [1d20=6] 9; damage: [1d8=6] 6
18:09 * notmort giggles
18:20 <Mekkis> it's now Oskar's turn
18:26 <Oskar> @rapidpb
18:26 <diebot> Oskar, attack1: [1d20=4] 11; damage1: [1d8=4] 7; attack2: [1d20=13] 20; damage2: [1d8=2] 5
18:48 <Oskar> what does touch of luck do?
18:54 <Zirul> roll one more
19:05 <Zirul> choose the better one
19:14 <Zirul> it applies on the 1st attack you made
19:32 <Oskar> @bowpb
19:33 <diebot> Oskar, attack: [1d20=13] 22; damage1: [1d8=1] 4
19:45 <Oskar> end turn
19:48 <Zirul> both hits
20:08 <Mekkis> !throw 1d20+1 escape artist
20:08 <diebot> Mekkis, escape artist: [1d20=1] 2
20:12 <Bairaq> :S
20:14 <Mekkis> it's now Zirul's turn
20:35 <Zirul> bit of luck
20:56 <Zirul> then untie half orc
20:59 <Mekkis> it's now Bairaq's turn
21:01 <Mekkis> ok
21:09 <Bairaq> Delay
21:32 <Mekkis> it's now Jerus' turn
22:03 <Jerus> 2E, crossbow this croc. hopefully with less missing.
22:09 <Jerus> @xbow
22:10 <diebot> Jerus, attack: [1d20=1] 4; damage: [1d8=6] 6
22:36 <notmort> Lol!
22:43 <Mekkis> it's now Oskar's turn
22:52 <notmort> How much have you guys done to that croc
22:53 <Oskar> @rapidpb
22:53 <diebot> Oskar, attack1: [1d20=4] 11; damage1: [1d8=3] 6; attack2: [1d20=19] 26; damage2: [1d8=5] 8
23:02 <Jerus> less than Zirul healed it
23:02 <Oskar> @bowpb
23:03 <diebot> Oskar, attack: [1d20=16] 25; damage1: [1d8=2] 5
23:16 <Mekkis> !throw 1d20+1 escape artist
23:17 <diebot> Mekkis, escape artist: [1d20=9] 10
23:22 <Mekkis> it's now Zirul's turn
23:47 <Zirul> ok
23:53 <Oskar> "i'm liking that luck thing"
24:12 <Zirul> bit of luck
24:17 <Oskar> "ahhh"
24:20 <Zirul> then move
24:33 <Mekkis> where to?
24:34 <Zirul> 5ft
24:38 <Mekkis> which direction?
24:41 <Zirul> 1w
24:44 <Mekkis> are we playing 20 questions here
24:56 <Mekkis> it's now Bairaq's turn
24:56 <Zirul> sorry lol
25:04 <Mekkis> he'll probably delay
25:08 <Mekkis> so it's Jerus' turn
25:09 <Bairaq> I delay
25:24 <Bairaq> I need to remember to get a ranged weapon after this
25:34 <Jerus> drop the crossbow, move 4S drawing spare polearm, ready action to get this thing if it gets out.
25:49 <Mekkis> ok
25:53 <Mekkis> it's now Oskar's turn
25:58 <Oskar> @rapidpb
25:58 <diebot> Oskar, attack1: [1d20=4] 11; damage1: [1d8=8] 11; attack2: [1d20=6] 13; damage2: [1d8=7] 10
26:05 <Oskar> @bowpb
26:05 <diebot> Oskar, attack: [1d20=18] 27; damage1: [1d8=6] 9
26:20 <Oskar> end turn
26:37 <Mekkis> !throw 1d20+1 escape artist
26:38 <diebot> Mekkis, escape artist: [1d20=20] 21
27:07 <Mekkis> make your readied action
27:10 <Jerus> !throw 1d20+6 attack; 1d10+12 damage
27:10 <diebot> Jerus, attack: [1d20=4] 10; damage: [1d10=9] 21
27:26 <Mekkis> it's now Zirul's turn
27:32 <Jerus> "HELP!"
27:51 <Zirul> hmm
28:00 <Zirul> 5ft step
28:04 <Zirul> cast doom on croc
28:14 <Zirul> end turn
28:25 <Mekkis> what does doom do
28:29 <Mekkis> and what's its save, if any
28:39 <Zirul> wait
28:52 <Mekkis> !throw 1d20+3
28:52 <diebot> Mekkis, 1d20+3: [1d20=20] 23
28:59 <Mekkis> it's now Bairaq's turn
29:07 <Bairaq> Can I charge?
29:12 <Mekkis> yeah
29:12 <Bairaq> I don't think I have the move
29:24 <Zirul> DC 14 
29:25 <Bairaq> I charge then
29:26 <Zirul> Doom: One subject takes –2 on attack rolls, damage rolls, saves, and checks.
29:29 <Mekkis> !throw 1d20+11 AoO
29:30 <diebot> Mekkis, AoO: [1d20=1] 12
29:32 <Zirul> *-2
29:35 <Bairaq> Miss
29:38 <Mekkis> roll it
29:44 <Bairaq> !throw 1d20+7
29:45 <diebot> Bairaq, 1d20+7: [1d20=13] 20
29:52 <Bairaq> What's the damage modifier on charges?
29:57 <Bairaq> !throw 2d6+6
29:58 <diebot> Bairaq, 2d6+6: [2d6=3,3] 12
30:14 <Bairaq> Yeah, too familiar with charging on horses
30:20 <Mekkis> the croc dies
30:22 <Bairaq> With lances.
30:23 * Oskar ducks behind a crate to change his underpants
30:40 <Jerus> "Holy.. oh man. I.. I need a minute."
30:43 <Bairaq> "Zirul, is this our guy?"
30:48 <Mekkis> "What happened?"
30:48 <Bairaq> "Anyone hurt?"
30:56 <Zirul> "Let's ask him."
31:00 <Oskar> "i'm ok..."
31:01 <Zirul> "Are you Sheg?"
31:10 <Jerus> "Uh.. I've had better days, huh? Worse too, I think.."
31:24 * Jerus digs a wand out of his pack, offering it up.
31:30 <Mekkis> "No... Sheg is the other guard."
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31:51 <Zirul> ooc: kill 'em. lol
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32:04 <Jerus> "Zirul, you mind usin' this on me?"
32:11 <Bairaq> "Do you know where we could find him?"
32:13 <Zirul> "Sure."
32:18 <Zirul> @clw
32:19 <diebot> Zirul, cure light wounds that never heal: [1d8=7] 8
32:31 <Jerus> "More?"
32:32 <Zirul> @clw
32:33 <diebot> Zirul, cure light wounds that never heal: [1d8=1] 2
32:44 <Zirul> reroll that using beneficent touch
32:51 <Zirul> @clw
32:52 <diebot> Zirul, cure light wounds that never heal: [1d8=6] 7
33:04 <Jerus> "Thats much better. Thank ya."
33:19 <Zirul> +15 to hp all in all.
33:21 <Jerus> "Hang onto it for now? You can give it back to me when we're out of here."
33:28 <Zirul> "Ok."
33:49 <Jerus> "Thanks a bunch.. Man, I think I saw my whole life flash for a bit there.."
34:06 <Bairaq> "You ok to go on?
34:08 <Bairaq> "
34:09 <Jerus> "That Suzy girl sure was pretty.."
34:11 <Zirul> "Just stay away from the light."
34:20 <Jerus> "Huh? Oh. Uh. I think so. Anyone seen my hammer?"
34:33 * Jerus collects his weaponry.
34:39 <Mekkis> "Ummm... Not sure..."
34:55 <Mekkis> "I don't remember what happened. I think he was in here... somewhere..."
35:27 <Mekkis> in the bathroom, you see the upper torso of a half-orc
35:37 <Jerus> "Uh.. I think I found Sheg!"
35:42 <Oskar> "er..."
35:42 <Zirul> check his belt
35:51 <Mekkis> he doesn't have a belt
35:55 <Jerus> "I don't think we'll be talkin' to him though.."
35:55 <Mekkis> or a waist for that matter
36:03 <Oskar> "you after his belt?"
36:08 <Oskar> "it'll be in the croc"
36:16 <Zirul> gut the croc
36:19 <Jerus> "Ya huntin' this fella down for a belt? Must be one hell of a belt..."
36:32 <Bairaq> "We can do this later. We need to find Nigel at the moment"
36:40 <Jerus> "Does it scare off giant crocs or somethin'?"
36:41 <Mekkis> Zirul, you find a belt, with keys on it
36:44 <Zirul> "I'm looking for a collection of keys." 
36:51 <Zirul> grab it
36:53 <Mekkis> on the half-digested corpse of Sheg
37:02 <Oskar> "lovely"
37:14 <Zirul> let's move to the main event
37:22 <Oskar> "ok yeah let's find this nige"
37:27 <Jerus> "Ya just had to, huh? I hope those keys are pretty important.."
37:45 <Mekkis> ok
37:47 <Mekkis> what now?
37:50 <Jerus> "Yeah.. Lets get goin'.."
37:53 <Zirul> I cast resistance on everyone right before we go in
38:07 <Zirul> to the door we saw across the hallway
38:43 <Zirul> everyone at full hp?
39:25 <Jerus> "I"m fine."
39:45 <Jerus> "More or less anyway.. Still feelin' funny from that croc. But its all in m'head now.
40:30 <Mekkis> Mock vines cling to the wall of this grand exhibit hall, and
40:30 <Mekkis> huts of grass are strewn about the open area. At the center
40:30 <Mekkis> of this sprawling chamber, a great stone ziggurat rises out of
40:30 <Mekkis> the mist, almost scraping the 50-foot-high ceiling. At the top
40:30 <Mekkis> of the ziggurat, a rail thin elven gentleman is strapped to an
40:30 <Mekkis> altar
40:50 <Jerus> "Is that Nigel?"
40:51 <Bairaq> Detect Evil on the gentleman
41:02 <Zirul> detect magic
41:04 <Bairaq> Do any of us recognise the gentleman?
41:12 <Oskar> "nige the elf?"
42:12 <Mekkis> you can't see the gentleman very well
42:41 <Bairaq> @init
42:41 <diebot> Bairaq, Initiative: [1d20=7] 9
42:43 <Oskar> @init
42:43 <diebot> Oskar, initiative: [1d20=20] 24
42:53 <Jerus> @init
42:53 <diebot> Jerus, 1d20+3: [1d20=1] 4
43:05 <Zirul> @init
43:06 <diebot> Zirul, initiative: [1d20=16] 19
43:18 <Mekkis> !throw 1d20+2
43:18 <Bairaq> flankenzie, flankenzie !
43:19 <diebot> Mekkis, 1d20+2: [1d20=16] 18
43:34 <Jerus> "I reckon' fightin em in the hallways better'n fightin 'em in there!"
43:42 <Mekkis> !throw 1d20+1
43:43 <diebot> Mekkis, 1d20+1: [1d20=8] 9
44:45 <Oskar> @rapidpd
44:49 <Oskar> @rapidpb
44:49 <diebot> Oskar, attack1: [1d20=8] 15; damage1: [1d8=1] 4; attack2: [1d20=18] 25; damage2: [1d8=2] 5
45:07 <Oskar> 5ft step west
45:12 <Oskar> end turn
45:27 <Mekkis> it's Zirul's turn
45:28 <Zirul> cast deflection aura
45:30 <Zirul> Deflection Aura (Su): Once each day, you can emit a 20- foot aura for a number of rounds equal to your cleric level. Allies within the aura gain a +2 deflection bonus  to AC and combat maneuver defense. (2 rounds)
45:32 <Mekkis> sure
45:36 <Zirul> end turn
45:55 <Mekkis> the ape starts climbing the ziggarat
46:02 <Mekkis> it's now Bairaq's turn
46:15 <Mekkis> it's about 10' up
46:20 <Bairaq> 5ft up, detecting evil on the ape
46:31 <Mekkis> it's not evil strangely
46:41 <Bairaq> bugger
47:06 <Bairaq> draw greatsword, end turn
47:16 <Mekkis> it's now Jerus' turn
47:45 <Jerus> double move in and up the tower.
48:03 <Jerus> @pa
48:04 <diebot> Jerus, power attack: [1d20=15] 23; damage: [1d12=11] 23
48:13 <Mekkis> !throw 1d20+14 climb
48:14 <diebot> Mekkis, climb: [1d20=5] 19
49:21 <Mekkis> Jerus, perception
49:25 <Jerus> @perc
49:26 <diebot> Jerus, perception: [1d20=3] 6
49:32 <Mekkis> it's now Oskar's turn
50:04 <Oskar> can i see him?
50:12 <Oskar> 5ft e
50:19 <Oskar> @rapid
50:19 <diebot> Oskar, attack1: [1d20=13] 19; damage1: [1d8=5] 7; attack2: [1d20=17] 23; damage2: [1d8=7] 9
50:26 <Oskar> end turn
50:34 <Mekkis> it's now Zirul
50:36 <Oskar> "eggselent!"
50:37 <Mekkis> 's turn
50:50 <Zirul> go inside and search for the cursed item.
50:54 <Zirul> @see
50:55 <diebot> Zirul, perception: [1d20=20] 29
51:01 <Oskar> "watch out for angry monkeys"
51:01 <notmort> Eggselent lol
51:08 <Zirul> huzzah
51:10 <Mekkis> Zirul, you see three whizzing around
51:14 <Oskar> "maddened monkeys"
51:15 <Mekkis> they're moving really fast
51:19 <notmort> You guys are such jokers
51:22 <Mekkis> you can try to swing at one, if you want
51:40 <Zirul> cast the scroll of break enchantment on them
51:49 <Jerus> "Should I go up and bring Nigel down?"
51:49 <Mekkis> roll caster level check
51:49 <Zirul> the magic cloth thingy
51:54 <notmort> What the?
52:00 <Zirul> whats the mod?
52:05 <Mekkis> your caster level
52:19 <Bairaq> Yeah
52:24 <Bairaq> I'm totally wearing a paizo shirt.
52:30 <Zirul> how do I compute for that?
52:41 <Mekkis> your number of levels in cleric
52:43 <Mekkis> for you
52:44 <Bairaq> (I'm not, btw)
52:47 <Zirul> ok
52:57 <Mekkis> Bairaq, one of the PFS rules is "don't lie to the GM"
53:13 <Mekkis> it makes it very easy for me to ensure you have all the books required for your character
53:16 <Oskar> "unless you can see him smiling"
53:17 <Bairaq> Sweet, you should ban me.
53:23 <Zirul> "Lady Shelyn goddess of luck, your humble servant needs your help." 
53:29 <Mekkis> I just ask "do you have all the books required for your character"
53:39 <Mekkis> Shelyn isn't goddess of luck!
53:42 <Mekkis> that's Desna!
53:52 <Zirul> one of her domains. :)
53:54 <Bairaq> Some of the gods overlap to some extent.
54:20 <Bairaq> Gotta be lucky to get hit with either.
54:21 <Zirul>  here goes nothing...
54:24 <Zirul> !throw 1d20+2 caster level check
54:24 <diebot> Zirul, caster level check: [1d20=4] 6
54:28 <Bairaq> fu-
54:33 <Oskar> -dge
54:35 <notmort> ?
54:54 <Zirul> guess the line's busy -- try again later lol
54:55 <Mekkis> make a wisdom check!
55:01 <notmort> Lol 
55:07 <notmort> Scroll mishap?
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55:44 <Mekkis> make a wisdom check!
55:44 <Zirul> !throw 1d20+3 wisdom check
55:45 <diebot> Zirul, wisdom check: [1d20=16] 19
55:49 <Mekkis> nothing happens
55:55 <Mekkis> the scroll is still intact
55:59 <Mekkis> it's now Bairaq's utrn
56:01 <Zirul> end turn
56:01 <Mekkis> turn even
56:04 <Bairaq> hurrah
56:12 <Jerus> "Theres alot of monkeys in here!"
56:18 <Bairaq> 3E 1NE
56:32 <Bairaq> Ready to power attack if a monkey comes nearby
56:33 * notmort giggles
57:03 <Mekkis> Bairaq, perception
57:07 <Bairaq> @see
57:08 <diebot> Bairaq, Perception: [1d20=11] 11
57:10 <Mekkis> ok
57:16 <Mekkis> it's now Jerus' turn
57:22 <Mekkis> perception?
57:25 <Jerus> @perc
57:26 <diebot> Jerus, perception: [1d20=1] 4
57:44 <Mekkis> ok
57:47 <Mekkis> what are you doing/
58:11 <Jerus> delay.
58:37 <Mekkis> it's now Oskar 
58:41 <Mekkis> 's turn
58:42 <Jerus> "Would climbin' up to get him help?"
58:43 <Oskar> 3e
58:48 <Oskar> 1se
58:50 <Zirul> brb
58:53 <Mekkis> perception!
58:58 <Oskar> @see
58:58 <diebot> Oskar, perception: [1d20=16] 21
59:23 <Mekkis> you glimpse a monkey-like statue idol thingy whizzing past you
59:40 <Oskar> can i grab it?
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00:04 <Mekkis> you can try
00:08 <Mekkis> CMB
00:18 <Mekkis> you can substitute dex for str if you want
00:41 <Oskar> @disarmpb
00:41 <diebot> Oskar, disarm: [1d20=16] 25
00:45 <Mekkis> hits
00:47 <Mekkis> roll damage
01:04 <notmort> What a joker :p
01:24 <Mekkis> sure
01:25 <Oskar> end turn
01:27 <Mekkis> it's now Zirul's turn
01:29 <Oskar> "attack the statues!"
01:38 <Jerus> "What statues?"
01:46 <Oskar> "the one's whizzing around the place"
01:52 <Oskar> or is there just one?
01:59 <Mekkis> perception check, Zirul 
02:06 <Jerus> mind if I take my turn now?
02:08 <Mekkis> surew
02:15 <Jerus> drop hammer, start climbing.
02:18 <Mekkis> ok
02:21 <Jerus> double move on up this tower.
02:29 <Mekkis> you get 5' from the top of the tower
02:44 <Jerus> "Nigel! You alright?"
02:47 <Mekkis> it's now Zirul's turn
02:59 <Mekkis> "Stay away."
03:12 <Jerus> "Sure hope you're Nigel. Why? What'll happen?"
03:18 <Oskar> "wait a sec jerus!"
03:28 <Mekkis> "I am Nigel. Don't interfere."
03:51 <Zirul> @see
03:51 <diebot> Zirul, perception: [1d20=9] 18
03:56 <Mekkis> you see one of them
04:10 <Oskar> (the flying idol-statue-thingies)
04:14 <Zirul> cast break enchantment
04:19 <Zirul> !throw 1d20+2 caster level check
04:19 <diebot> Zirul, caster level check: [1d20=2] 4
04:20 <Mekkis> roll caster level check
04:22 <Mekkis> roll wisdom
04:25 <Zirul> !throw 1d20+3 wisdom check
04:25 <diebot> Zirul, wisdom check: [1d20=6] 9
04:29 <Mekkis> interesting
04:33 <Mekkis> it's now Bairaq's turn
04:49 <notmort> Anything happened to the scroll?
04:50 <Bairaq> "What's up with these monkeys?"
05:21 <Bairaq> Ha
05:29 <Bairaq> Um, delay I guess
05:37 <Bairaq> Don't know what I can do
05:38 <Oskar> "attack the statues!"
05:51 <Mekkis> Bairaq, perception
05:52 <Jerus> "Hey Zirul, should I do anything up here?"
05:55 <Bairaq> @see
05:56 <diebot> Bairaq, Perception: [1d20=15] 15
06:05 <Mekkis> you glimpse one, whizzing into your range
06:11 <Bairaq> attack it?
06:14 <Mekkis> roll the attack
06:18 <Bairaq> @melee
06:19 <diebot> Bairaq, Attack: [1d20=15] 21; Damage: [2d6=4,5] 12
06:30 <Mekkis> you hit it
06:44 <Mekkis> it's still there, but it seems cracked
06:52 <Mekkis> it's still moving around a fair bit
06:55 <Mekkis> it's now Jerus' turn
06:57 <Bairaq> "Hit one, it's still around though"
07:24 <Jerus> delay.
07:34 <Mekkis> ok
07:38 <Mekkis> it's now Oskar's turn
07:51 <Oskar> @see
07:51 <diebot> Oskar, perception: [1d20=1] 6
07:55 <Mekkis> you can't see any
08:00 <Oskar> end turn
08:09 <Mekkis> it's now Zirul's turn
08:18 <Zirul> @see
08:19 <diebot> Zirul, perception: [1d20=20] 29
08:21 <Mekkis> you see one
08:28 <Zirul> !throw 1d20+2 caster level check
08:29 <diebot> Zirul, caster level check: [1d20=9] 11
08:40 <Mekkis> you pull off a break enchantment
08:47 <Zirul> yes!
08:49 <Mekkis> three statues fall the the floor
08:52 <Oskar> :)
08:54 <notmort> Cool
09:10 <Mekkis> the monkeys around stop making noises, and are stunned
09:13 <Oskar> "ZIRUL! ZIRUL! ZIRUL!"
09:21 * Zirul bows
09:21 <Mekkis> Nigel looks around: "What's going in."
09:21 * notmort cheers
09:47 <Zirul> "We're pathfinders."
09:56 <Mekkis> "Ah... could you release me?"
09:57 <Jerus> "Uh. Somethin' about monkeys. You want a hand on down this thing?"
10:03 <Mekkis> "Yes please..."
10:16 * Zirul climbs up and unties Nigel
10:32 * Jerus helps Nigel out and even down the tower.
10:36 <Zirul> "I'm sooooo helpful!"
10:48 <notmort> Too helpful sometimes.
10:51 <Mekkis> Zirul, can you actually climb up
11:02 <Mekkis> what's your climb modifier, taking into account armour check penalties
11:12 <Zirul> -6
11:16 <notmort> Lol
11:17 <Zirul> :)
11:27 <Mekkis> Zirul tries to climb, and falls down
11:35 <notmort> Haha!
11:40 * Jerus helps Nigel since hes already up there, and can do this rather easily.
11:44 * notmort giggles
11:46 <Zirul> "oh well..."
12:02 <Mekkis> Nigel looks around, and glimpses the now stopped statuettes...
12:08 <Mekkis> "It must have been those idols."
12:24 <Bairaq> "Idols?"
12:25 <Jerus> "Somethin' anyway. You feelin' better?"
12:30 <Mekkis> "Look, send the Pathfinder Society my thanks, take those idols to the vaults, and I'll get this place cleaned up."
12:37 <Jerus> "Before you go.."
12:43 <Mekkis> "mmm?"
12:58 <Jerus> "I'm lookin' for one uh... Taltuma-Matl?"
13:13 <Oskar> "oh, er, jerus...we should talk..."
13:16 <Mekkis> "What..."
13:29 <Oskar> "never mind nigel, we'll be off now"
13:41 <Jerus> "Some dead guy, I reckon. Pretty important back in his day..."
13:52 <Oskar> "er, um, jerus...a word?"
13:54 <Jerus> "Yeah, Oskar? Alright.."
14:05 <Mekkis> anyone else doing anything?
14:15 <Zirul> loot?
14:22 <Bairaq> Aren't we meant to take these idols back to the society, rather than to the vaults?
14:38 <Mekkis> the Society's vaults.."
14:42 <Jerus> A few shinies to collect we left in the front room? A scimitar and a fancy kukri?
15:40 <Oskar> and a scarab
15:42 <Mekkis> With the curse of the Tik Taan ended, the Blakros Museum
15:42 <Mekkis> returns to business as usual (after some clean up). If Nigel
15:42 <Mekkis> survives, he is eternally grateful and if a PC mentions they
15:42 <Mekkis> were sent by Adril to save him, he is deeply touched and
15:42 <Mekkis> eventually his friendship with the hulking venture-captain
15:42 <Mekkis> is repaired. More importantly, he now makes all of the
15:42 <Mekkis> Blakros Museum’s vast collection available to the Society
15:42 <Mekkis> for study and considers re-petitioning membership.
16:00 <notmort> God lol
16:09 <Bairaq> Cool stuff
16:12 <notmort> How much damage did that croc do t you
16:14 <notmort> Exact
16:17 <notmort> Exactly
16:19 <Bairaq> Thanks for the game, guys
16:21 <Jerus> Like 25.
16:26 Oskar is now known as tristen
16:34 Bairaq is now known as Brunius
16:35 <tristen> thank you mekkis, thank you all
16:44 <notmort> I'm trying to think from khazs perspective
16:46 <notmort> 25?
17:06 <notmort> 5 damage from dying
17:13 <notmort> Gee :d
17:27 <notmort> And your ac is 20? :e
17:29 <notmort> D
17:32 <Brunius> That would put Bairaq down to 3hp
17:32 <notmort> But awesome guys
17:38 <notmort> Tier 3?
17:42 <Brunius> 4-5
17:46 <notmort> Wow
17:53 <Zirul> love it!!!!
17:58 <notmort> You uptiered
18:02 <Brunius> eeyup
18:07 <notmort> Totally awesome :d
18:10 Jerus is now known as Hydrazine
18:13 Zirul is now known as Jaggedsoul
18:14 <Hydrazine> Totally badass.
18:16 <notmort> Great job everyone!
18:18 <tristen> that monkey at the end...toast
18:25 <notmort> Yeah you guys pwn!
18:26 <Hydrazine> Yeah, he got wrecked.
18:28 <notmort> Anyway
18:42 <notmort> Can i ask
18:42 <Hydrazine> I think this puts Jerus at 3.
18:46 <Mekkis> any dayjobs
18:49 <tristen> i wish hoku got a piece 'o that croc 
18:53 <notmort> Whyweren't you guys doing
18:55 <Brunius> Um
18:57 <notmort> Lethal damage 
19:02 <notmort> To the croc?
19:03 <Hydrazine> !dayjob 3
19:03 <diebot> Hydrazine, Roll: 15 10gp
19:03 <tristen> no dayjob
19:06 <notmort> Humans i understand
19:13 <notmort> But crocs?
19:16 <Hydrazine> We were, Mort.
19:20 <notmort> Ah k
19:24 <Hydrazine> The only thing we rolled non-lethal on was the half-orc.
19:32 <notmort> Yeah fair enough
19:33 <Hydrazine> We just rolled absolute garbage on the croc.
19:43 <Hydrazine> Except Oskar, and he needed backup rolls to do okay.
19:56 <notmort> You are lucky he rolled absolute garbage on not
19:57 <notmort> You
20:02 <Hydrazine> I swear I missed the croc for the entire fight.
20:15 <notmort> If khaz got bitten by the croc...
20:23 <notmort> Might die lol
20:56 <notmort> Btw you don't uh have to do it all non lethal
21:02 <notmort> A little mix never hurt
21:07 <Hydrazine> Um.
21:18 <Hydrazine> Not with Jerus?
21:20 <notmort> Talking about oscar
21:22 <notmort> Not you
21:35 <Hydrazine> without PA I was still on +9s.
21:36 <notmort> Jerus better do all non lethal
21:43 <notmort> Too many accidents will happen
21:47 <Hydrazine> Yeah.
21:56 <notmort> Oskar could have used lethal
22:21 <notmort> Khaz can probably do lethal.
22:27 <notmort> He doesn't really hit that hard
22:38 <notmort> Wish i could have joined you guys today :p
22:45 <notmort> Oh well there will be other times
22:47 <Hydrazine> it was a fun game.
22:51 <notmort> Btw. Hydra
22:56 <Hydrazine> man, we were laughing SO HARD about that damn croc.
22:57 <Jaggedsoul> fun fun fun!
23:02 <notmort> Do you make it a point of taking a dirt nap?
23:06 <notmort> Every scenario?
23:07 <Hydrazine> every game.
23:20 <notmort> If that's what khaz is in for
23:21 <Hydrazine> Hey, I saved lives last time.
23:26 <notmort> I think one day...
23:32 <notmort> My luck will run out
23:34 <notmort> Haha
23:41 <Hydrazine> if that big guy had clubbed anyone else..
23:42 <notmort> and ill end up with a permanet one
23:49 <Hydrazine> they wouldn't have made it.
23:57 <Hydrazine> But shit I was scared when that croc came out.
24:00 <Hydrazine> I was easily one-shottable.
24:01 <notmort> Tanks have short life expectancy period
24:10 <Hydrazine> as in, one shot to dead.
24:21 <notmort> Luckily you got him first
24:33 <Hydrazine> no, Bairaq saved the motherfuckin' day.
24:39 <notmort> Btw. Even if khaz had no longbow for that.
24:44 <notmort> Yeah dragged you out
24:44 <Hydrazine> hangs around for the whole fight and then pops out and kills it.
24:45 <notmort> Lol
24:52 <notmort> Smart pally
25:00 <notmort> Maybe not stupid pally
25:07 <notmort> He readied an attack?
25:15 <notmort> For croc when it came out?
25:27 <Hydrazine> no. just got to be his turn.
25:45 <Hydrazine> i got in position for a readied action, oskar shot, croc came out..
25:49 <tristen> that fking croc making the escape artist attempts
25:50 <Hydrazine> readied action missed.
25:53 <notmort> So he split the croc into two?
25:54 <notmort> Or
25:55 <notmort> Oh
25:57 <Spaceshot> hydra you seem to have a thing with/for crocs
25:57 <Hydrazine> and then bairaq slays it
26:07 <Hydrazine> no no, its just Hokubi.
26:09 <notmort> Yeah he likes fking with them
26:10 <Hydrazine> and he wrecks em
26:14 <notmort> But hokubi
26:22 <notmort> If he missed his grapple
26:30 <notmort> The croc...
26:33 <Hydrazine> He says crikey and wraps em up.
26:39 <notmort> It wouldn't be pretty
26:51 <notmort> 4-5
26:55 <Hydrazine> well. the croc would what, bite and grab, grapple anyway?
26:58 <notmort> Means spray won't work
27:18 <notmort> The bite damage is enough to kill
27:38 <notmort> I can't do anything to crocs
27:48 <Hydrazine> Should I go ahead and start leveling this dude up?
27:49 <notmort> The best i could do is glitterdust
27:52 <notmort> Yeah
27:57 <Jaggedsoul> Mekkis need to go home
28:03 <notmort> Yeah its ok
28:18 <notmort> We can sort it out later
28:22 <notmort> Btw oskar
28:31 notmort is now known as mort-
28:31 <Jaggedsoul> helluva nice game guys
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28:55 <mort-> You'll be proud to hear i got khaz a heavy crossbow
28:58 <mort-> Lol
29:06 <mort-> Van helsing style
29:09 <Hydrazine> Wow.
29:20 <Hydrazine> the money increase is pretty significant for uptiering.
29:26 <Mekkis> yeah
29:27 <mort-> It is
29:36 <mort-> That's why i told you guys to uptier
29:43 <mort-> I bet the normal scenario
29:51 <mort-> Your going to walk over everything
30:00 <mort-> You got a healer
30:07 <Hydrazine> and alot of really high output damage.
30:08 <mort-> Massive damage output
30:13 <Hydrazine> with the other 3 of us.
30:17 <mort-> So bring it on lol
30:46 <mort-> I wonder what mort would be useful for
30:47 <Mekkis> what number is Bairaq?
30:59 <mort-> Probably every knowlege roll under the sun
31:04 <mort-> Linguistics if need
31:05 <Mekkis> <?bairaq
31:08 <Mekkis> <?Bairaq
31:09 <diebot> Bairaq has very tanned skin, and you can tell he's a paladin from the way he holds himself. He's got a slightly crooked nose, and looks like it's been that way for a while - this, combined with the worn Splint Mail he's wearing, and the greatsword at his side, encourages the average person not to mess with him - even
31:10 <diebot> if he is a champion of good. PFS number 22870-5
31:56 <mort-> 17 hp really feelswimpy
32:17 <mort-> Btw how did you know you guys could escape from the croc
32:31 <Hydrazine> We didn't.
32:41 <mort-> I mean like
32:58 <mort-> Literally run into a place he couldn't get you
33:12 <mort-> You guys r smart!
33:14 <Hydrazine> Because hes a huge creature in a room with a 5ft door.
33:19 <Hydrazine> its not rocket science
33:27 <mort-> Oh i see!
33:39 <mort-> So you ran out of the room?
33:42 <Mekkis> when Jaggedsoul comes in here
33:42 <Hydrazine> its 3x3 squares.
33:46 <Hydrazine> We never went in it
34:00 <Mekkis> tell him: http://nl.ti4200.info/~mekkis/05JaggedSoul.pdf
34:01 <mort-> How did he get to bite you then
34:27 <Mekkis> Brunius, you'll want to update Bairaq's description!
36:31 <mort-> I recommend greasing the door way...
36:49 <mort-> I estimate the croc has +6 reflex though minimum
36:59 <mort-> Again. I'm not playing
37:05 <Mekkis> mort-, yeah
37:07 <mort-> So i shouldn't know
37:17 <Mekkis> and I'm not sure that I should run it, now that you know how the session goes!
37:19 <mort-> Just on combat tactics
37:30 <mort-> I don't ever play this lol
38:02 <mort-> I think we won't get enough people anyway
38:16 <mort-> Shadows last stand tomormm
38:25 <mort-> Wanna up tier? :p
38:30 <mort-> I think better not lol
38:31 <Mekkis> yeah
38:34 <Mekkis> play it at 6-7!
38:36 <Hydrazine> mmm 31 hp.
42:30 <mort-> And we all get pwned
42:40 <mort-> If it can pwn grolsh
42:47 <mort-> It can pwn us
42:55 <mort-> Gah
43:05 <mort-> What am i going to do with mort
43:51 <mort-> But seriously if that's the life expectancy of a tank.
44:03 <mort-> Maybe i should uh go for. Uh
44:27 <mort-> Maybe mek is right and i should be a lemure synthesis
44:28 <mort-> Lol
44:36 <mort-> Mort and spells :d
45:27 <Hydrazine> Just a bit of strength does a ton for old Jerus..
45:48 <mort-> He is solid
46:06 <mort-> You will be around tomorrow right
46:11 <Hydrazine> Dunno.
46:17 <Hydrazine> Should be?
46:19 <mort-> Mort will be out to play
46:22 <mort-> Ah
46:30 <mort-> Mort will be out tomorrow
46:32 <mort-> :d
47:01 <Hydrazine> He definately needs a bow though.
47:03 <mort-> Maybe khaz ill tag him around with any new guys
47:13 <mort-> Mort has a bow
47:22 <mort-> Always had
47:36 <mort-> Khaz naturally has 30 ft range attack
47:57 <mort-> So i never really bothered about ranged weapons for him
48:01 <mort-> Till recently
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57:46 <Hydrazine> I wanna say, again, that I had a great game tonight. Full of excitement and terror and laughs and everything that makes this awesome. Thanks guys.
58:05 <Mekkis> no problem
58:22 <Mort-> Yeah
58:25 <Mort-> Haha
58:38 <Mort-> We love crocs
58:45 <Hydrazine> Hokubi loves crocs.
58:50 <Mort-> They give awesome fun
58:53 <Hydrazine> I dunno if Mekkis saw that croc action?
58:57 <Mort-> Did i tell you about khaz
59:04 <Hydrazine> I saw Khaz vs croc.
59:09 <Mort-> The kobold
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59:17 <Mort-> And the croc?
59:18 <Mort-> Lol
59:22 <Hydrazine> I don't remember the kobold and khaz
59:24 <Mort-> Shit haha
59:32 <Hydrazine> <Mekkis> tell him: http://nl.ti4200.info/~mekkis/05JaggedSoul.pdf
59:41 <Mort-> I danced in a feking entangle field
59:51 <Mort-> In the kill the casters first
00:03 <Mort-> And the healer aka snickers
00:07 <Mort-> Refused to get in
00:20 <Mort-> Killed the kobold
00:32 <Mort-> Tried to spray the croc
01:06 <Ballig> just because someone is capable of healing doesn't make them "the healer"
01:07 <Mort-> With snickers and leis kiting and shooting the croc
01:25 <Mort-> Waded in to melee
01:37 <Mort-> And ended up at 1 hp
01:40 <Mort-> Epic.
02:01 <Jaggedsoul> thanks hyrda man
02:29 <Hydrazine> Here for you bro.
02:31 <Mort-> But zirul is really the pwnage :d
02:35 <Hydrazine> With my shiny new level 3 fighter
02:44 <Mort-> Lol
02:46 <Mort-> I'm still level 2
02:52 <Hydrazine> Yeah, I think Zirul is the only reason that croc didn't hand us our asses.
02:57 <Hydrazine> Plural instead of just my ass.
02:58 * Mort- cries
03:02 <Mort-> Yeah
03:18 <Mort-> If zirul wasn't around
03:26 <Hydrazine> Funny how he misses like crazy until tasty lookin' jerus gets close.
03:32 <Hydrazine> then he rolls the big boy dice.
03:34 <Jaggedsoul> I like that Zirul is working the way I imagined he would
03:37 <Mort-> Suggest you get bairaq to clw wands
04:09 <Mort-> Khaz at higher levels will do something a little different but to the same effect
04:30 <Mort-> Probably fatigue + entangle whoever he engages
04:32 <Jaggedsoul> I created him because I like playing as a fighter and Gogg and Magogg would've love to work with a cleric like that
04:35 <Mort-> For one round
04:51 <Hydrazine> Yeah, I like having Zirul around.
04:53 <Mort-> Its debuff
05:24 <Mort-> Once i figure out how to make khaz a terrorist on a ship
05:27 <Mort-> It should be funny
05:44 <Mort-> How many debuffs can you stack on a monster?
05:49 <Hydrazine> All of them?
06:04 <Hydrazine> But I broke my streak of being useless in combat for the first 3 encounters.
06:10 <Mort-> Thinking half magus half thug
06:14 <Mort-> Yay!
06:17 <Hydrazine> Crit something dead as in the first fight.
06:23 <Hydrazine> Was effective in the next one too
06:24 <Mort-> Lol
06:29 <Mort-> Yeah
07:41 <Mort-> At 3 a thug gets to forgo 1d6 of sneak attack
07:55 <Mort-> To deal half his level rounds of sicken
08:21 <Mort-> Really. How many debuffs can you stack
09:31 <Hydrazine> Why is there no orc crusher in PFS?
09:39 <Hydrazine> Comon, that was like the coolest weapon ever.
09:42 <Mort-> Lol
09:46 <Hydrazine> That and the mercurial greatsword Kensai..
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09:52 <AndChat|> Personally
09:58 <AndChat|> In a pirate campaign
10:03 <Mekkis> hmmm
10:07 <AndChat|> I wouldn't play something in plate
10:14 <Hydrazine> Neither would I.
10:20 <AndChat|> What happens if you get tossed over board :d
10:27 <Hydrazine> you drown.
10:29 <Avatar> mort want to see a cool trick
10:32 <Spaceshot> heh, I'm going a form of dervish
10:32 <Spaceshot> :P
10:40 <AndChat|> That version of khaz will wear a chain shirt
10:43 <AndChat|> Nothing else
10:48 <AndChat|> And yes avatar
10:51 <Avatar> ok
10:55 <Avatar> do this on your phone
10:59 <AndChat|> J
11:02 <AndChat|> ?
11:06 <Avatar> press back to go to the server list, and long tap Austnet
11:12 <Avatar> look at what you find
11:24 <Avatar> oh, and go to Edit
11:53 <AndChat|> Yes?
12:04 <Avatar> what did you find
12:28 <AndChat|> Its all mort-
12:33 <AndChat|> And andchat
12:39 <Avatar> change one of the to mort_ or something
12:42 <Avatar> them
12:49 <AndChat|> Sure done
12:50 <Avatar> they should be different from each other
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13:03 <mortswishytail> Hello
13:04 <Avatar> what have I done
13:06 <mortswishytail> Happy?
13:10 <Spaceshot> I blame avatar
13:11 <Spaceshot> :P
13:13 <Hydrazine> You've created a monster!
13:20 <mortswishytail> You said change it into something else
13:27 <Avatar> better than andchat|
13:32 <mortswishytail> Lol
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14:06 <mortswishytail> So yes. No plate for sea campaigns
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14:34 <Spaceshot> you should make a dex dump plate wearer
14:36 <Spaceshot> for pirating
14:39 <Spaceshot> that'd be funny
14:52 <mortswishytail> Too many things will go wrong
15:00 <Spaceshot> it'd be funny to watch
15:03 <Hydrazine> okay.
15:03 <mortswishytail> Bullrush over board anyone?
15:06 <Hydrazine> bed. later guys.
15:13 <mortswishytail> Later hydra
19:26 <Jaggedsoul> Avatar, Ballig. Need the chron sheets for Magogg
19:50 <Ballig> I'm waiting on you to tell me how much XP, prestige and gold you had before the scenario
19:55 <Ballig> taking into account first steps 3
19:57 <Jaggedsoul> Avatar - FS3. Ballig - FS1
20:43 <Jaggedsoul> full prestige and max gold for fs3
20:50 <Ballig> that's not what I need from you
20:57 <Ballig> and PM it
21:18 <Jaggedsoul> ok
23:52 <Avatar> I did send you your FS3 one
24:37 <Jaggedsoul> through email?
25:03 <Avatar> through skype probably
25:07 <Avatar> does DCC work
26:27 <Jaggedsoul> try here on xchat
26:37 <Jaggedsoul> or if you can use dropbox...
27:41 <Avatar> jump back on skype
28:04 <Avatar> shouldn't need to email or dropbox if you have any kind of IM file transfer
28:18 <Avatar> add me on msn if you want, [email protected]
28:37 <Jaggedsoul> how about here on xchat?
29:06 <Avatar> that was the first thing I tried
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29:20 <Avatar> DCC Send to Jaggedsoul incomplete (connection failed)
29:25 <Avatar> oh there you go
29:36 <Avatar> that's the best way
29:42 <Avatar> did you get the faction note
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31:27 <Avatar> I actually should redo these, I don't know what's happened, but reading them hurts my eyes
31:27 <Jaggedsoul> got it. thanks
33:27 <Avatar> that one's better
42:10 <Jaggedsoul> Ballig, pmd you
45:52 <Ballig> trying to DCC it to you
46:13 <Ballig> let me kn ow if there's an issue
46:38 <Avatar> unless you're a newbie, if you don't have the details I need for the chronicle sheet either on your character sheet, pm'd to me, or ready if/when I ask you about it, it's up to you to fill in the rest
03:13 <Jaggedsoul> thanks for the advice
03:17 <Jaggedsoul> see ya guys
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08:57 <Ballig> Avatar: haha, that drake was terrible
09:16 <Avatar> it was wasn't it
09:26 <Avatar> I've drawn a few of them and that one was the worst
09:39 <Ballig> at first I'm thinking dinosaur, then turtle, then sickly badger
11:55 <mortswishytail> Draw better
11:57 <mortswishytail> Gosh
12:33 <mortswishytail> Back to wedding later
12:45 <Avatar> the name of the game is Draw Something, not Draw Better
12:47 <Avatar> so, ha!
12:58 <Ballig> ha!
13:57 <Avatar> is anyone up for a game of sc2
14:19 <Ballig> I don't even have it installed anymore I don't think
14:27 <Avatar> ok reinstall it
14:38 <Ballig> I thnk I'd have to redownload it
14:45 <mortswishytail> Andchat does not record all logs?
15:06 <Avatar> it can record logs
15:12 <Ballig> I wonder if diablo 3 will be awesome
15:26 <mortswishytail> I set to record
15:31 <mortswishytail> But some logs are missing
18:12 <Avatar> are you coming ballig
18:21 <Ballig> I said I have to download it again
18:26 <Avatar> is that a yes
18:32 <Ballig> it's a "I have to download it"
18:37 <Ballig> "and it's multiple gigabytes"
18:46 <Avatar> that wouldn't take lon
18:51 <Avatar> let me know later, we'll probably still be playing
19:31 <Ballig> it's 7gb
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47:31 <Brunius> shazbot
01:15 <Brunius> ??Bairaq
01:18 <Brunius> !define 
04:51 <Brunius> !define global Bairaq:Bairaq has very tanned skin, and you can tell he's a paladin from the way he holds himself. He's got a slightly crooked nose, and looks like it's been that way for a while - this, well crafted plates of armour covering his body, and the greatsword at his side, encourage the average person not to mess with him - even if he is a champion of good. PFS number 22870-5
04:59 <Brunius> !define global Bairaq: Bairaq has very tanned skin, and you can tell he's a paladin from the way he holds himself. He's got a slightly crooked nose, and looks like it's been that way for a while - this, well crafted plates of armour covering his body, and the greatsword at his side, encourage the average person not to mess with him - even if he is a champion of good. PFS number 22870-5
04:59 <diebot> Brunius, Bairaq has very tanned skin, and you can tell he's a paladin from the way he holds himself. He's got a slightly crooked nose, and looks like it's been that way for a while - this, well crafted plates of armour covering his body, and the greatsword at his side, encourage the average person not to mess with him - even if he is a champion of good. PFS number 22870-5 defined as ??Bairaq
09:57 <Brunius> Sniper In The Deep looks...interesting.
54:01 <Mekkis> cool
59:02 <Avatar> Ballig: how far is the download
59:09 <Mekkis> Brunius, who played Frozen Fingers
59:17 <Mekkis> was it on 12-11-2011?
59:18 <Ballig> Avatar: 23%
59:25 <Avatar> I played frozen fingers
59:27 <Brunius> Yeah it was
59:28 <Ballig> 1.65gb of 6.99gb downloaded
59:29 <Brunius> I think
59:33 <Brunius> I'll grab my logs
59:37 <Mekkis> Valkur?
59:38 <Avatar> cool
59:41 <Ballig> I played frozen fingers
00:03 <Ballig> it was me and avatar and valkur
00:04 <Avatar> if you give me the season/scenario # I can tell you straight off
00:04 <Brunius> samsuhn
00:05 <Ballig> and maybe someone else
00:05 <Brunius> buck
00:06 <Brunius> derau
00:07 <Brunius> valkur
00:10 <Ballig> that's it
00:15 <Mekkis> I wanted the Derau
00:18 <Avatar> all my chronicle sheets are numberred
00:25 <Mekkis> so Riose didn't play?
00:34 <Mekkis> are you Sure?
00:35 <Brunius> Don't think so
00:41 <Brunius> Hang on
00:47 <Brunius> I'll pull my logs back up if you inist
00:51 <Brunius> insist
01:08 <Mekkis> I have Ballig, Avatar, Brunius, Canine, Eidren, Jaggedsoul
01:25 <Mekkis> ah
01:28 <Mekkis> I didn't report you
01:29 <Ballig> quite possibly
01:30 <Mekkis> sorry about that
01:47 <Brunius> In that session, at least, Riose did not play.
02:01 <Avatar> who's eidren
02:03 <Mekkis> 2 prestige?
02:25 <Ballig> eidren was the guy from uh, not singapore I don't think
02:26 <Ballig> philippines?
02:27 <Mekkis> good question
02:35 <Ballig> he was the suicidal wizard
02:37 <Mekkis> Valkur
02:44 <Mekkis> Ah
02:51 <Ballig> being all "no, I don't need help, I've got this" and his plan was "cast magic missile and pray it kills the thing in melee with him"
02:54 <Brunius> Oh, that guy
02:55 <Brunius> 1PA
02:56 <Avatar> oh yeah
03:04 <Mekkis> you sure it was one?
03:14 <Brunius> Absolutely.
03:20 <Brunius> That's whats on the chronicle sheet.
03:21 <Avatar> we get some funny players in here
03:25 <Brunius> And I remember missing one PA
04:22 <Mekkis> Brunius, 5-9 scenarios are quite interesting
04:35 <Mekkis> because they get to make you do things that would kill 1st level characters
04:51 <Brunius> This looks very unusual.
05:13 <Mekkis> I'm looking forward to it
05:15 <Brunius> But if you have all the stuff on Painlord's guide there should be no trouble.
05:57 <Mekkis> this is Mytiazair: he doesn't
06:05 <Mekkis> he learnt this through experience
06:32 <Mekkis> heh
06:39 <Mekkis> We Be Goblins is such a chump mod
06:50 <Avatar> what do you mean a chump mod
06:58 <Mekkis> good to get GM stars
07:13 <Mekkis> you get 2 GM points for running it
07:17 <Avatar> yeah
07:34 <Brunius> sweet
07:38 <Brunius> someone run it so I can play
07:43 <Brunius> and then dm for people !
07:45 <Avatar> alright I will
07:49 <Avatar> haven't you played it yet
07:54 <Brunius> Nah
07:58 <Avatar> my god man
07:59 <Brunius> Missed it all 2-3 times
08:16 <Avatar> I will schedule it right now if you can tell me when you can play
08:21 <Brunius> April 1st
08:28 <Brunius> At 3pm
08:37 <Ballig> what's up with april 1
09:00 <Avatar> april 1st is a sunday
09:08 <Brunius> Yeah it is
09:18 <Avatar> are we CoTEing
09:45 <Brunius> I'm not actually free then
12:16 <Avatar> so when are you really free
13:36 <Ballig> Mekkis: are you available next Sunday? or the Sunday after?
14:29 <Brunius> Do we have enough people that haven't played?
15:07 <Brunius> oh, hang on
15:12 <Brunius> It's Tier 1 isn't it?
15:22 <Ballig> we be goblins is tier 1-2
15:30 <Ballig> but you can only apply it to a level 2 character once
15:38 <Ballig> (if you replay it, it has to be applied to a level 1)
15:46 <Brunius> That's fine
15:52 <Brunius> Because I don't have a level 2 character !
16:55 <Avatar> well
16:58 <Avatar> you should have a level 2 first ideally
17:04 <Avatar> you can't apply it to a level 2 later
17:46 <Brunius> Dude
17:54 <Brunius> I'm not concerned about "wasting scenarios"
18:03 <Tashes> happy st patties day!
18:24 <Ballig> you can apply it to a level 2 later, Avatar
18:34 <Ballig> the restriction is that it can only be applied to a level 2 character once
19:05 <Brunius> what's st patties day, Tashes?
19:10 <Mekkis> Ballig, not available on the 25th
19:15 <Mekkis> should be free on the 1st
19:22 <Ballig> I'll run CoTE on the 1st then
19:49 <Tashes> St patricks day, my dear child. You'll learn of its' benefits in coming years :p 
19:59 <Brunius> Will canine be around on the first?
20:05 <Ballig> we're continuing without canine
20:10 <Avatar> canine won't be back until february
20:12 <Brunius> Finally gave up?
20:14 <Mekkis> under duress
20:15 <Ballig> so we're now working around Mekkis' schedule
20:16 <Brunius> Wow
20:28 <Avatar> unless he can get to a better area with internet
20:30 <Avatar> he's in kuwait
20:34 <Brunius> Tashes: Why don't you just tell me what these supposed benefits are now?
20:34 <Mekkis> wow
20:35 <Ballig> yeah, he moved to kuwait
20:39 <Brunius> ...
20:41 <Ballig> and kept telling us he'd be back in a week, back in a week, etc etc
20:46 <Ballig> but apparently his internet is super dodgy
20:49 <Avatar> then said back in a year
20:50 <Ballig> and he's there for like a year
22:13 <Tashes> 'Cos i've been drunk since 4, and not bought a single green beer for myself! :D
22:20 <Ballig> that's because you're a girl
22:23 <Ballig> and girls don't buy their own drinks
22:26 <Tashes> AND a redhead.
22:31 <Tashes> and its st patties day
22:34 <Tashes> so today, i have an irish accent
22:47 <Mekkis> cool
22:53 <Mekkis> so Tashes ready for a game?
23:15 <Tashes> i'm trying to sober up so i can do tafe assignments ><
23:27 <Brunius> TAFE gives assignments?
23:30 <Brunius> What is this
23:37 <Tashes> <- external student
24:00 <Brunius> Ah
24:21 <Mekkis> Brunius, if you don't want assignments
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24:27 <Mekkis> study science at uni
24:50 <Brunius> I was gonna go for electrical engineering at uni.
24:52 <Tashes> Yeah. Study science at uni, due date every week
24:56 <Brunius> Or maybe civil engineering at uni.
25:06 <Brunius> My school is so bloody science oriented.
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32:04 <Brunius> Anyone remember that guy that was selling custom tshirts, badges, stickers etc. at Arcanacon?
32:15 <Brunius> Know if he'll be at Conquest?
32:20 <Mekkis> coffee cups?
32:32 <Brunius> yeah
32:35 <Brunius> them too
32:35 <Mekkis> he was last year
32:44 <Brunius> I don't drink coffee, so I didn't remember that
35:02 <Brunius> Hmm
35:15 <Brunius> Do you think Paizo would get annoyed if I wanted a Silver Crusade shirt?
36:03 <Mekkis> no more than me wearing a Sword Bomber shirt
38:04 <Brunius> So not at all/
38:05 <Brunius> ?
38:22 <Mekkis> probably not
38:54 <Brunius> I may get a silver crusade shirt then
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38:59 <Brunius> Just for the cool factor.
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41:21 <Tashes> Can anybody tell me how i can get open office to stop predictive text?
43:08 <Mekkis> use libreoffice instead?
58:13 <Mekkis> Brunius, Spaceshot: what would you consider a set of paints that I should get, to get started painting?
02:05 <Spaceshot> hmmm, probably a game colour set from vallejo maybe
02:14 <Spaceshot> if you want to just buy a prepackaged set
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07:00 <Mekkis> link?
15:25 <Spaceshot> this is on maelstrom because it's the first link, but it's just a gist of the price and what's in it
15:30 <Spaceshot> but this is the starter set
15:31 <Spaceshot> http://www.maelstromgames.co.uk/index.php?act=pro&pre=val_hob_ess_gcl_101_000
15:43 <Spaceshot> and this is the full set
15:44 <Spaceshot> http://www.maelstromgames.co.uk/index.php?act=pro&pre=val_hob_ess_gcl_103_000
25:05 <Mekkis> reasonable
25:16 <Mekkis> I'll probably buy it when the GBP drops a bit
27:56 <Spaceshot> well that's maelstrom, which usually takes a few weeks to arrive
28:10 <Spaceshot> you could probably find it in an FLG or an australian based site
46:25 <Mekkis> I'm patient
51:06 <Avatar> Ballig: how far is starcraft
51:15 <Ballig> it's 52%
51:19 <Mekkis> that's an interesting questions
51:26 <Ballig> 3.7gb of 6.99gb downloaded
51:28 <Mekkis> what do you mean how far?
51:49 <Mekkis> you must have a rather thin pipe
52:31 <Ballig> blizzard uses a peer2peer, torrent-like downloader
52:41 <Mekkis> and...
52:58 <Ballig> so the download speed is dependent on the seeders
53:10 <Mekkis> didn't SC2 come out last year?
53:25 <Ballig> I'm sure it would be faster to download a pirated copy from the internet
53:30 <Ballig> this is to download the official, legal client
54:09 <Mekkis> ah, the pains of doing it legally
54:19 <Ballig> and it came out the year before last
55:04 <Ballig> piracy is always easier, doesn't mean it's ethical
55:39 <Mekkis> not always
55:58 <Ballig> always
56:15 <Spaceshot> true I doubt it's ethical, but I also doubt it's ethical having starcraft 2's price still being $79-$100 2 years after it's release
56:25 <Mekkis> so you're saying that it would be impossible to find a counterexample
56:41 <Ballig> always
57:18 <Spaceshot> or activision (who co-owns blizzard) making australian's pay twice as much as americans (since the australian dollar is as good or better than the american dollar) for games on steam
57:32 <Spaceshot> I'd say fuck activision blizzard
57:33 <Mekkis> it's pretty hard to pirate things like Ode to Freedom: Bernstein in Berlin
58:03 <Spaceshot> it's also pretty hard to pirate impossible creatures
58:19 <Spaceshot> took me forever to find it, and forever to download it
58:43 <Mekkis> is it worth playing?
58:49 <Spaceshot> I'd say it is
58:54 <Spaceshot> I actually bought it when it came out
59:02 <Spaceshot> it's a cool and interesting game
59:27 <Spaceshot> but I couldn't find my cds, that's why I pirated that one
59:34 <Mekkis> it was posted on usenet 1035 days ago
59:43 <Spaceshot> heh
59:46 <Mekkis> so sure, hard to find a server with that sort of retention
59:47 <Spaceshot> dun use usenet
00:20 <Mekkis> why not?
00:54 <Spaceshot> no idea
01:11 <Spaceshot> probably the same reason why I only lurk on forums
01:26 <Spaceshot> or why I never post on facebook
01:28 <Spaceshot> I just don't
01:51 <Mekkis> I meant using usenet to download binaries, not to participate in discussions
02:12 <Spaceshot> it's along the same line to me
02:22 <Spaceshot> it's something that I constantly planned to do
02:25 <Spaceshot> but never ended up doing
02:29 <Spaceshot> for one reason or another
02:31 <Mekkis> ah
02:35 <Spaceshot> lack of care/motivation being the main one
02:43 <Mekkis> it's great
02:51 <Mekkis> I get download speeds of about 11MB/s
03:30 <Mekkis> regarding Impossible Creatures, I found a torrent in about a minute
03:35 <Spaceshot> well I don't think it'd be much difference than other means to me, I'm on 4G
03:51 <Mekkis> and am downloading it at 350KB/s
03:58 <Spaceshot> on usenet?
04:00 <Spaceshot> :P
04:05 <Mekkis> nope, this is a torrent
04:15 <Mekkis> my newsserver doesn't have 1000 day retention
04:16 <Spaceshot> yea, don't understand usenet either since I don't use it
04:26 <Spaceshot> and seriously? huh
04:33 <Mekkis> who are you getting 4g with? Telstra?
04:37 <Spaceshot> was harder for me, but I did download it like 2 years ago
04:54 <Spaceshot> Vividwireless, which I believe were bought out by optus the day after I got the box
05:08 <Mekkis> do you get a real IP address?
05:40 <Spaceshot> you mean to allow torrenting and shit?
05:55 <Spaceshot> or what (I'm not a network guy)
06:51 <Mekkis>  does the IP address that your most outermost networking device (the one that actually connects to the internet) is assigned, equal the IP address that an external server says you're connecting from
07:16 <Spaceshot> I don't know, don't believe I've needed to check it really
07:55 <Mekkis> what is your most outermost networking device?
08:12 <Mekkis> do you use a router/NAT box, or are you connecting direct to a PC
08:25 <Spaceshot> vividwireless box
08:35 <Spaceshot> I think it counts as a wireless
08:58 <Mekkis> can you see what IP that box gets on the WAN port?
09:00 <Spaceshot> wireless router, with 2 ethernet ports
09:08 <Spaceshot> sure, gimme a sec
09:47 <Spaceshot> yep, Type: DHCP
09:54 <Spaceshot> 49.3.7.156
10:12 <Mekkis> is that the same as the address that a site like whatismyip says?
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11:19 <Mekkis> what are you doing that for, Ballig?
11:28 <Spaceshot> I'll tell you once it loads :P
12:07 <Spaceshot> it's the same
12:10 <Spaceshot> why do you ask?
12:14 <Mekkis> that's a Good Thing
12:28 <Mekkis> it means it's likely you're not behind Carrier Grade NAT
12:34 <Spaceshot> ahh
12:50 <Spaceshot> yea it's not a USB dongle you plug into your pc/laptop
25:51 <Mekkis> this trackerless torrenting works better than I expected
29:20 <Mekkis> I want to see multicast IPv6-based torrenting
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47:14 <Mekkis> tristen, how do you set the date on a linux machine?
45:46 <Mekkis> wow
46:00 <Mekkis> Paizo's selling ADnD 1e books
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