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23:13 <Steven> I back
23:22 <Ballig> sup
23:52 <Steven> I was sleeping when my dad called.  Needed to borrow my car.
24:30 <Steven> so all my avoiding of being woken up after i fall asleep
24:33 <Steven> totaly for naught
24:40 <Steven> Mort, you there?
26:24 <Steven> well i suppose everyone could get some enjoyment out of this
26:29 <Steven> http://e621.net/data/22/3c/223c8695d6146ed507e6dd26333cee39.swf
26:45 <Steven> A Pirate song
26:58 <Mort-> Oh
26:58 <Mort-> Btw
26:59 <Mort-> Your name is out there
27:05 <Mort-> On auskw
28:26 <Steven> Mort, check the link... epic pirateness
29:24 <Steven> and where is my name?
29:27 <Mort-> Heh
29:32 <Mort-> Its on the top
29:45 <Mort-> It shows ausk/steven
30:49 <Steven> where does it show Ausk/Steven?
30:55 <Steven> i dont see it anywhere on this page
31:52 <Mort-> Campaign
31:55 <Steven> I might be missing something... im pretty tired...
32:13 <Mort-> Pathfinder society
32:16 <Mort-> Click ausk
32:23 <Mort-> It says right on top
32:34 <Mort-> Ausk (steven)
34:37 <Steven> ok, it took me a while
34:41 <Steven> but i found it
34:59 <Steven> i cant wait till my dad gets here, so i can give him the keys and go back to sleep
35:39 <Mort-> Lol
35:47 <Mort-> See its around nub
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37:56 <Steven> I was updating a character(Salvanar) w/ the character sheet @ http://dnd.ballig.net/pfcharsheet_v1.1.pdf
38:08 <Steven> I submitted, entered the information
38:26 <mortswishytail> Ah then?
38:30 <Ballig> for it to submit you have to use Foxit
38:30 <Steven> and nothing was updated.
38:33 <mortswishytail> Txt form
38:34 <Ballig> I couldn't get the script to work in Adobe
38:35 <mortswishytail> Lol
38:45 <Ballig> but I highly suggest you use Foxit anyway
38:46 <Steven> ah... explains it... okay ill get foxit real fast
38:48 <Ballig> it's a superior PDF reader
39:10 <Steven> i dont doubt it
39:33 <Steven> adobe is terribad
39:34 <mortswishytail> Ok done
39:37 <mortswishytail> Phew
39:46 <mortswishytail> Mort and khaz are ready
39:46 <Ballig> foxit is lightweight and has tabs
39:48 <Ballig> woo tabs!
40:02 <Steven> worst part about it... i have to enter all that information again
40:04 <mortswishytail> Only problem. Why is khaz nearing his weight limit?
40:06 * Steven cry
40:20 <mortswishytail> Have i been that much of a pack rat?
40:30 <Steven> mebe
40:48 <mortswishytail> If you want packrat
40:52 <mortswishytail> See mort
40:55 <mortswishytail> The scrolls
40:58 <Steven> one of my characters got to within like 3 lbs of going to heavy encumberance
40:59 <mortswishytail> Oh my god :e
41:14 <mortswishytail> I'm trying to stay off medium
41:16 <Steven> cause i never sold any of my old army, weapons, or misc junk
41:25 <mortswishytail> Maybe i shouldn't carry a pike
42:03 <mortswishytail> Point of view.
42:11 <mortswishytail> I always carry more then one weapon
42:44 <Steven> Salvanar(my Polearm Master) carries 5 weapons
43:12 <Steven> Fauchard, Lucerne Hammer, Scimitar, Composite Longbow, Dagger
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45:02 <Steven> had to restart browser for pdf to update priority
45:33 <Steven> grrrrrrrrr
46:27 <Steven> why you want me to destroy you browser!
47:51 <mortswishytail> Ask jerus
47:53 <mortswishytail> To show you his
48:02 <mortswishytail> He is another walking armoury
48:39 <mortswishytail> Khaz btw
48:47 <mortswishytail> Carries 6 different weapons
48:48 <mortswishytail> Lol
49:31 <mortswishytail> I overdo the packrat thing sometimes
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54:32 <Steven> YES!
54:44 <Steven> my dads here, i will be back to sleepin in like 3 minutes
54:51 <Steven> have fun everyone!
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03:11 <Avatar> look what I found
03:13 <Avatar> http://pathfinderwiki.com/wiki/Human_languages_of_Golarion
24:54 <mortswishytail> Night all
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18:57 <Avatar> http://paizo.com/forums/dmtz4qwq?List-of-Languages#19
21:30 <Mekkis> yuck
21:31 <Mekkis> d10s
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30:41 <Hydrazine> howdy S7.
31:29 <Hydrazine> Do you bring us word from other lands?
39:49 <Ballig> yeah he's from estonia
39:59 <Ballig> there's like 20 estonians in the whole world
40:00 <Ballig> and we have one!
41:55 <Hydrazine> Man.
42:06 <Hydrazine> I knew this Estonian girl online when I was like.. 15.
42:10 <Hydrazine> She was smokin' sexy.
42:38 <Hydrazine> She was older than me. Older than me by enough that I don't feel creepy discussing this now.
43:09 <Ballig> was she 35
43:16 <Ballig> was it an illegal sexual relationship
43:51 <Hydrazine> Nah. More like 20. And it wasn't enough of an anything to be illegal. She was still gorgeous.
45:03 <Hydrazine> So my gov'ment's going psycho-crazy about abusing women lately.
46:40 <Ballig> are you abusing women
47:14 <Hydrazine> No, but they want to.
48:02 <Hydrazine> Like.. one of the state law-makers is trying to pass law to prevent women from aborting a failed pregnancy.
48:44 <Hydrazine> As in, the fetus is already dead or doctors have already discovered that it just isn't going to make it. And he wants the women to carry this thing until their bodies get rid of it naturally.
49:09 <Hydrazine> He relates this to pigs and cows. Women = same rights as pigs and cows for him.
49:26 <Ballig> he's probably muslim
49:26 <Ballig> ha ha!
50:11 <Hydrazine> Pssh. You know how hard it is to get into politics in America if you're not white and christian or catholic?
51:01 <Ballig> how did Obama become president then!
51:27 <Hydrazine> One out of 44 is not amazing odds.
53:31 <Hydrazine> We've had racism abolished for how long before we had a non-white president?
54:13 <Ballig> ha, racism isn't abolished anywhere
04:27 <Hydrazine> well.
04:34 <Hydrazine> Slavery, not racism. Thats what I meant.
04:44 <Hydrazine> But you get the point.
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08:28 * Steven waves
09:03 <Brunius> Hey
09:10 <Hydrazine> hey.
12:05 <Ballig> supz0r
15:13 <Steven> Filling in character sheet through foxit
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15:31 <Ballig> did it let you submit?
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16:39 <Steven> not yet
16:48 <Steven> but i was doing it through adobe
16:56 <Ballig> yeah
16:57 <Steven> you suggested foxit so im doing it through that this time
19:15 <Steven> This time though im not going to fill in every piece of gear i have... i dont think anyone cares if i have 5lbs of travel rations
19:28 <Ballig> someone might! :p
19:51 <Steven> mebe... but im feeling lazy in the extreme
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34:45 <Steven> yeah.... screw it, im just putting down combat oriented gear
36:50 <Steven> when it asks me for character number do i give the whole thing?
37:03 <Steven> 27510-2 or just 27510
37:15 <Brunius> 25710-2
37:16 <Hydrazine> whole thing.
37:17 <Ballig> the whole thing
37:40 <Hydrazine> the number after the dash is for the actual character. the first part is you as a player.
37:59 <Hydrazine> example, my rogue, fighter and monk are -1, -2, -3.
39:15 <Steven> alright it submitted... .yay
39:42 <Ballig> are you sure
39:44 <Ballig> which character
39:53 <Steven> it said it sumbitted
40:02 * Steven runs to go check
40:02 <Ballig> yeah because the PDF can't know if it failed
40:05 <Ballig> which character
40:15 <Steven> Salvanar
40:28 <Ballig> so you put in your website username and password, and entered 381 as the character number?
41:03 <Steven> no.... i thought i was supposed to enter my pfs number...
41:05 <Steven> brb
41:05 <Hydrazine> So we got nwew folks now huh?
41:08 <Ballig> oh, that
41:16 <Ballig> no that's your website character number
41:24 <Steven> k
41:25 <Ballig> it's the only way for the website to know which character you're updating
41:28 <Steven> let me try again
41:36 <Steven> good thing i didnt close the pdf eh?
41:41 <Ballig> ha
41:43 <Ballig> you can save it in foxit
41:49 <Ballig> another reason why it's better than adobe
41:53 <Ballig> it doesn't cripple its reader
43:03 <Steven> failed to sumbit
43:26 <Ballig> it told you it failed? or the sheet didn't update on the website?
43:40 <Steven> it just said failed to submit
44:03 <Steven> succeeded that time
44:10 <Ballig> it's up
44:42 <Steven> yup... yay!
45:18 <Ballig> did you get a message from dicebot yesterday
45:26 <Steven> yes
45:33 <Ballig> didn't respond to him?
45:45 <Steven> i was kinda out of it
45:49 <Ballig> :p
45:54 <Steven> was like 5-6am
46:13 <Steven> brb, gotta put the dogs out
47:01 <Ballig> he just wants you to PM him with "accept" or "decline" for the game today
55:17 <Steven> let me go through my sheets, i may or may not have done the one today
55:34 <Ballig> it's newish
55:50 <Steven> AMAZING!
55:57 <Steven> i have doen parts 1 and 3
56:00 <Ballig> ha
56:08 <Steven> serendipity baby!
56:51 <Ballig> by the way, if you set your timezone on the website (go to the account settings), the schedule will be in your time
56:53 <Ballig> so you won't have to convert
58:20 <Steven> you are just full of good advice sir!
58:39 <Ballig> dicebot won't recognise the change until tomorrow, but the website will
59:06 <Steven> okay, i gotta go pick up my step brother cause apparently my fathers not feeling well
59:20 <Steven> even after i lent him my car and everything for the day
59:24 <Ballig> ha
00:04 <Steven> so i get to walk over there, and then drive...  i am so not gettin him a birthday present now!
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02:50 <Steven> you'd think he would at least drive my car over to me1
03:06 <Ballig> should punch him in the face
03:25 <Steven> he's old though...
05:25 <Steven> alright see ya in bout an hour
05:28 <Ballig> tata
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26:48 <Mekkis> I need to vote today
27:25 <Avatar> vote before 1 !
34:45 <Mekkis> it will be great after March 31
34:55 <Mekkis> where you won't start games in the middle of my lunchtime
35:04 <Avatar> amen to that
35:16 <Avatar> how long will going to vote, lining up and voting, and coming back take
35:25 <Mekkis> not sure
35:32 <Avatar> go asap
45:10 <Brunius> Why haven't they abolished daylight savings yet
45:37 <Ballig> city people like it
47:03 <Avatar> no they don't
47:14 <Mekkis> no they don't
47:21 <Avatar> no they don't
47:23 <Ballig> okay: there are city people that like it
47:36 <Ballig> when they work until 6 and they want more sunlight after work
47:40 <Avatar> tell them to go jump in a lake
47:54 <Avatar> I want some sunlight when I wake up
47:57 <Hydrazine> Because the general convention for making law is profoundly easier than for getting rid of laws that no longer serve their purpose.
48:12 <Ballig> the law still serves its purpose
48:15 <Ballig> the question is whether anyone wants it to
48:23 <Hydrazine> Same thing really.
48:30 <Avatar> yeah cmon
48:37 <Hydrazine> A law nobody actually wants is isn't serving its purpose.
48:39 <Avatar> let's make a new law that says daylight savings doesn't really happen
48:59 <Hydrazine> See? Again. Easier to make new law than get rid of one. Nomatter how outdated.
49:01 <Avatar> it'll be against the law to move time ahead or forward an hour
49:23 <Hydrazine> Its why theres still laws against Sodomy in the UCMJ, even now that they let homosexuals in.
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54:29 <Mort-> Hi
54:33 <Mort-> Travelling atm
54:51 <Mort-> I went swimming!
55:18 <Mort-> I didn't check how long i could swim underwater though :(
56:35 <Hydrazine> Yo.
56:43 <Mort-> Hi!
56:49 <Mort-> I'm a wetmur!
57:04 * Mort- tumbles hydra over
57:31 * Mort- shakes her wet fur all over hydra
57:53 <Hydrazine> I'm finally getting around up fixing Jerus' sheet.
57:59 <Mort-> Lol
58:19 <Mort-> I fixed khaz and morts yesterday night
02:12 <Hydrazine> Not playing today Mort?
03:14 <Mort-> I am
03:19 <Mort-> But I'm travelling atm
03:24 <Hydrazine> travel you.
04:22 <Spaceshot> brunius have you ever ordered anything from spikey bitz?
04:36 <Steven> oh man!
04:41 <Brunius> Nope
04:44 <Steven> Steves back... run!
05:09 <Mort-> Weren't you supposed to be playing magic?
05:13 <Steven> the little lady is makin chicken enchiladas tonight!
05:26 * Mort- glares at the steve
05:27 <Steven> yeah, i axed it, they were playing modern
05:29 <Steven> i hate modern
05:32 <Mort-> Oh lol
05:38 <Brunius> ha
05:49 <Mort-> Qfp 2 later :d
05:51 <Brunius> If you don't play modern what do you play?
05:53 <Hydrazine> Chicken enchiladas?
05:53 <Steven> modern is basically, do you have a play set of Goyfs?
05:56 <Brunius> Just Casual?
05:57 <Hydrazine> Can I come over for dinner?
06:02 <Steven> no... okay you fail
06:13 <Mort-> Hey
06:17 <Mort-> Can i come over for dinner too?
06:19 <Steven> there are some other factors, but i play mainly green
06:33 * Mort- sticks her nose in
06:36 <Steven> and sam wont let me drop 240 bucks on some goyfs
06:55 <Mort-> Btw. Steve - this is hydra
07:10 <Hydrazine> Just saying.. I have no idea what you're talking about. Hope thats cool.
07:25 <Mort-> He is my combat maneuver master
07:27 <Mort-> No biting!
07:29 <Mort-> Lol
07:33 <Hydrazine> "magic magic stuff and acronyms and specialized jargan blah"
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07:35 <Steven> i dont bite... i dont have that trait
07:41 <Mekkis> Steven, I have unopened Future Sight boxes...
07:44 <Mort-> You know me. I'm full of crap
07:53 <Mort-> I haven't played for donkey years
07:56 <Steven> mekkis i wanna punch you in the tits!
07:56 <Mort-> ^^
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08:22 <Mort-> No fighting in channel
08:27 <Hydrazine> game is in... an hour?
08:30 * Mort- takes out her feather
08:32 <Mort-> Yeah
08:42 <Mort-> I need to go somewhere and get stuff
08:43 <Steven> however, im no better, i have full sets of everything from Urza's
08:54 <Steven> to current
09:01 <Mort-> I can play on cell but i cant eight fight properly
09:03 <Mekkis> including judge foils?
09:05 <Mort-> No ca
09:10 <Hydrazine> I'm kinda paranoid something is wrong between PC time, registered time on the schedule, and aussie time.
09:17 <Mort-> Lol
09:24 <Mort-> Just follow the mur
09:29 <Steven> no, there would be no point.  I collect sets
09:30 <Mort-> They are so fluffy!
09:34 <Mekkis> Hydrazine, we call it "daylight savings"
09:38 <Steven> wouldnt increase the value of the set any
09:45 <Steven> i do have several judge foils
09:53 <Mort-> I call it 3 h before the time here
10:20 <Mort-> So now I'm trying to run home to get stuff
10:27 <Steven> but i have my sets, and then i have my playing stock
10:45 <Steven> and in the sets they were pulled from the package, into a sleave and then into the binder
10:48 <Mort-> My aunt won't let me go out tonight wearing black pants and white sandals :(
10:58 <Mekkis> I stopped playing constructed when Time Spiral rotated
11:05 <Steven> i dont blame her
11:10 <Steven> you wont be wearing a shirt!
11:14 <Mort-> She says she will drag me out shopping if i don't get better shoes
11:16 <Mekkis> it was the last good set
11:25 <Mort-> It means i can't d&d!
11:40 <Steven> i dunno, the innistrad set so far is pretty fun
11:43 <Mort-> So better get a decent pair of shoes now!
12:01 <Mekkis> so, I started judging :S
12:09 <Mort-> I don't even know when i stopped
12:22 <Steven> i really enjoyed, Morningtide, alara block and then innistrad so far
12:24 <Mort-> The last thing i remember was white heat
12:27 <Mort-> Lol
12:52 <Avatar> mort you aren't playing today are you
13:03 <Mort-> I am playing today
13:08 <Mort-> I have been trying on site
13:12 <Mort-> And off site
13:14 <Steven> anyways...
13:20 <Mort-> To say I'm playing
13:49 <Steven> Sam says she has no cookies today only cake...
13:49 <Avatar> what happened 
14:00 <Steven> and if you touch it she will cut off your lemur hands!
14:03 <Avatar> Steven: quest for perfection is tier 1-5
14:10 <Avatar> you can't play your 7 or 12
14:12 <Ballig> Mort-: er, what happens when you try?
14:14 <Mort-> He has characters of
14:25 <Steven> that fine avatar, i just listed all the ones i had
14:27 <Mort-> On site
14:30 <Ballig> hmmm. you were uninvited
14:31 <Ballig> wonder why
14:36 <Mort-> I do not see the invite
14:38 <Mort-> Off site
14:49 <Mort-> I tried to key in what you said
14:53 <Mort-> No registered game
15:03 <Ballig> yeah, not sure why you were uninvited
15:07 <Mort-> In lucifers name - i tried
15:10 <Steven> im guessing
15:11 <Ballig> might have been related to the change in your website username, but I don't see how off the top of my head
15:14 <Mort-> Thank you.
15:16 <Steven> its because she steals cookies
15:21 <Hydrazine> DEMACIA!
15:26 <Mort-> And all of you have been at me all week
15:33 <Mort-> Everyone knows i steal cookies
15:47 <Mort-> No ones hauled me to task for it
15:50 <Ballig> Mort-: try now
15:54 <Steven> except ausk
15:55 <Ballig> message dicebot accept
15:56 <Steven> lol
16:48 <Mort-> Done
16:57 <Mort-> Because he is evil
17:05 <Ballig> you have to identify to him first
17:15 <Mort-> Its done
17:21 <Mort-> Identify and accept
17:31 <Ballig> it might have accepted for tomorrow's game
17:35 <Ballig> what game did it tell you it accepted for
17:44 <Mort-> Qfp2
17:47 <Steven> ausk is not evil
17:55 <Steven> hes just a no nonsense pirate
18:10 * Mort- gets impatient and smacks ballig with her paw
18:21 <Mort-> Sal can join us
18:29 <Mort-> 1-5
18:49 <Ballig> Steven: how did you find us?
18:50 <Hydrazine> so much polearm going on!
19:21 <Mort-> He ran it slightly differently
19:45 <Mort-> Its like how khaz and elysiel will be vastly different in play styles
19:52 <Steven> i was super bored last night trying to stay up so i searched for pfs chat rooms and found this place
19:55 <Mort-> Though they both have same root
20:09 <Steven> i must say... pretty cool place
20:13 <Ballig> you googled?
20:17 <Steven> yup
20:19 <Steven> i google
20:22 <Ballig> do you remember the exact phrase you googled for?
20:34 <Mort-> I had a hand poking war the right direction though
20:44 <Mort-> Sadly I'm not too sure of my path as yet
20:51 <Mort-> Ill have some time to decide still
20:54 <Steven> ill go look up exactly what i searched
20:58 <Mort-> 2 scenarios before i level
21:07 <Mort-> He wants to brag
21:20 <Mort-> When you type ballig in Google
21:23 <Mort-> You get him lol
21:36 <Mort-> And hydra
21:36 <Ballig> er, of course you do
21:44 <Mort-> He doesn't want to be enlarged lol
21:46 <Ballig> if I was going to brag I would brag about getting me when you type "d&d on irc"
21:53 <Steven> it was, pfs chat rooms into google, brought me to an irc chat room search
21:54 <Mort-> First time i heard someone say that
21:59 <Ballig> but no, I'm trying to determine what he searched for so I can try to raise my google ranking for searches that will bring experienced PFS players
22:10 <Steven> typed in pfs into that and it was a random click on the lsit
22:27 <Steven> for what room i ended up joining
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22:35 <Mort-> Ah i see. The ballig is wise
22:44 <Mort-> All praise the ballig
22:51 <Ballig> so it's our topic coming up on irc.netsplit.de
22:56 <Steven> yes
23:48 <Steven> hey mort, im going to start uploading Ausk onto website
23:48 <Ballig> cool
23:59 <Steven> so you can be afraid knowing the stats
24:08 * Mort- doesn't like ausk. At all.
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24:25 <Ballig> is ausk a gnome
24:48 <Mort-> No!
24:49 <Steven> Half Orc Preacher of Besmara
24:59 <Mort-> He intimidated me yesterday!
25:01 <Steven> preacher is an inquisitor variant
25:10 <Steven> tell em by how much!
25:19 <Mort-> +36 intimidate wtf :(
25:26 <Mort-> I don't like him!
25:28 <Steven> the actual roll was a 55
25:41 <Mort-> Well its worn out
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25:50 <Mort-> So I'm unfriendly now!
25:54 <Steven> okay lets do it again!
25:56 <Spaceshot> are inquisitors actually fun?
25:57 * Mort- shows her teeth
26:01 <Spaceshot> they seem so bland
26:04 <Steven> oh god yes, inquisitors are so fun!
26:09 <Mort-> Any weapon is good
26:13 <Mort-> In the right hands
26:33 <Steven> be aware mort, an hour has passed so the DC has reset
26:34 <Mort-> Its as i said how you play your cards
26:45 <Mort-> No!
26:47 <Steven> !throw 1d20+36
26:47 <diebot> Steven, 1d20+36: [1d20=11] 47
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26:53 <Steven> BOOM!
26:55 <Mort-> I don't want to hide in a hole :(
26:56 <Steven> you intimidated
27:03 <Steven> for
27:10 * Mort- runs back into a hole
27:13 <Steven> !throw 1d6x10
27:14 <diebot> Steven, 1d6x10: [1d6=2] 12
27:28 <Steven> meh i wrote that wrong
27:31 <Steven> 20 minutes
28:04 * Mort- whimpers
28:22 <Steven> Inquisitor is like a Martial version of Cleric
28:37 <Steven> less interested in the praising of the god and more interested in enforcing their will
28:51 <Mort-> Lol id approve of it
29:12 <Mort-> I find praising their god get on my nerves
29:34 <Mort-> I don't run much in the way of divine casters
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30:05 <Steven> yeah Besmara isn't big on the hoity toity praise me and ill give you blessings and benedictions
30:15 <Mort-> Aww :d
30:29 <Mort-> Heck care diety?
30:44 <Steven> pretty much... shes a pirate after all
30:57 <Mort-> I see
31:05 <Steven> she raids the hells and the heavens
31:13 <Mort-> But my characters are mainly atheists
31:14 <Mort-> Lol
31:17 <Mort-> ^^
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32:25 <Mort-> Ok personal question steve.
32:32 <Mort-> Have you died on your career?
32:35 <Mort-> Ausk.
32:48 <Mort-> :p
33:55 <Steven> ausk has never tasted defeat!
34:03 <Mort-> Lucky you
34:10 <Steven> well... he is a bad ass
34:26 <Mort-> Ever took a nap on the floor? :p
34:34 <Mort-> It happens from time to time
34:50 <Steven> nope...
34:54 <Mort-> I think its how you play...
34:55 <Hydrazine> Or.. All the time.
34:59 <Mort-> Interesting
35:02 <Mort-> Lol
35:02 <Hydrazine> Play level 1s much?
35:10 <Hydrazine> level 1s are pro at falling over.
35:17 <Steven> for sure they are
35:24 <Steven> but Ausk is fairly boss
35:32 * Mort- snickers because she can be a nasty monster
35:49 <Mort-> I need to keep that in mind.
35:50 <Steven> im thinking i need to rename him Andy Samberg
35:55 <Mort-> Lol
36:46 <Mort-> When i play a melee character i think i have a slight issue understanding that discretion is the better part of valour
36:55 <Mort-> Charge! :d
37:26 <Steven> yeah... ausk is a pirate
37:32 * Mort- does a mur charge
37:33 <Hydrazine> You don't play melee, Mort.
37:37 <Steven> if somebody else can die in my place... im all for that
37:39 <Mort-> Says who!
37:44 <Mort-> Oh i see.
38:19 <Mort-> Besides in brus seafaring campaign
38:20 <Mort-> I will.
38:26 <Hydrazine> Jerus falls over all the time, but he saves lives.
38:27 <Mort-> Need to keep in mind
38:56 <Steven> hmmmm Distinguishing features...
38:58 <Mort-> But its ok. I'm not defenseless
39:03 * Mort- fluffs herself up
39:08 <Steven> is face melting intimidation skills a distinguishing feature?
39:10 <Steven> lol
39:34 <Mort-> Say you got cold -whatever- coloured eyes
39:45 <Mort-> So no one ever wants to mess with ye
39:53 <Steven> nobody can see my eyes
39:57 <Steven> through the mask of fear i wear]
40:01 <Mort-> I see
40:07 <Steven> best item ever
40:17 <Steven> +5 to intimidation skill
40:21 <Steven> untyped
40:40 <Steven> why hello paizo... i feel like you want me to be OP
40:45 <Mort-> Wonderous item?
40:49 <Mort-> How much it costing
40:52 <Mort-> Costs
41:32 <Steven> 2500
41:59 <Steven> from the module Masks of a Living God
42:39 <Mort-> Can you buy them off the shelf?
43:09 <Steven> i dont see why not as long as you are in a sufficiently big enough city... like Absolom
43:22 <Mort-> Or you need to play that module first
43:27 <Mort-> Excellent!
43:54 <Mort-> Seriously in combat intimidate just gives shaken?
44:13 <Mort-> Deal with it.
44:38 <Steven> i almost used up the entire line for languages w/ ausk
44:40 <MekkisScreen> ok
44:47 <Mort-> What mek?
47:06 <Avatar> okay
47:19 <MekkisScreen> hay
47:19 <diebot> MekkisScreen, hay :v
47:21 <Avatar> pm me your factions 
47:26 <Avatar> I'll start sending them out
48:02 <MekkisScreen> m
49:58 * Avatar has offered 311osirion.png (48655 bytes)
50:56 Mort- has quit (Ping timeout: 121 seconds)
51:36 <Avatar> Steven do you have skype
51:36 Time_Machine has quit (EOF from client)
52:06 <Avatar> I can't send you a faction mission while you're using mibbit
52:10 Mort- ([email protected]) has joined #d&d
52:22 <Steven> yes, i have skype, let me start it up
52:24 <Brunius> Stick it on imgur man
52:27 Time_Machine ([email protected]) has joined #d&d
52:40 <Mort-> What?
52:45 <Ballig> you can drag/drop it onto imgur.com
52:46 <Ballig> pretty easy
52:47 <Mort-> So soon?
52:51 <Mort-> Still on my way
52:55 <Ballig> game starts in 7 minutes
53:00 <Mort-> I know
53:04 <Avatar> you should be ready to go 15 minutes before 
53:05 <Mort-> I'm on train
53:08 <Mort-> Reaching station
53:14 <Avatar> how long will you b
53:15 <Ballig> cutting it fine
53:15 <Avatar> e
53:20 <Mort-> Sure and my aunt would drag me out early
53:26 <Mort-> Now i talk less
53:29 <Mort-> Run faster
53:55 <Brunius> Sprint it Mort- !
54:00 <Brunius> SPRINT FASTER
57:48 <Ballig> Steven: downloaded CA?
00:32 <Mort-> Failed a fort save after eating chili peppers yesterday
00:36 <Mort-> Now sickened :p
00:41 * Avatar has offered 311osirion.png (48655 bytes)
00:48 <Mort-> On the loo ^^
01:27 <Mort-> Comp is booting though
01:33 <Mort-> And i can talk on cell
01:42 <Mort-> Just not fight too effectively
01:50 <Mort-> Also know all my skill rolls pretty much
02:25 <MekkisScreen> passed my will save to just vote 1
02:44 <Mort-> Lol
03:01 <Mort-> I told you mek. I'm a sucker for punishment
03:10 <MekkisScreen> I threw a how to vote card out of the booth
03:27 <Brunius> Nice 1
03:33 <Mort-> Id eat chilli peppers and get a stomach ache today
03:36 <Brunius> I'll be able to get a learners permit this year!
03:42 <Brunius> Avatar: You're teaching me how to drive, right?
03:44 <Mort-> Littering mek!
03:52 <MekkisScreen> those how to vote cards effectively say "you're an idiot"
03:55 <Mort-> Fine - 500 dollars!
04:14 <Mort-> Your littering unless you threw it into a dustbin!
04:17 <MekkisScreen> to vote labor, put a 1 in the box next to the labor candidate
04:25 <Spaceshot> Brunius: me first if avatar is teaching
04:39 <MekkisScreen> to vote LNP, put a 1 in the box next to the LNP candidate
04:57 <Mort-> I have no objections to throwing cards out
05:06 <Mort-> Just throw them in the right place
05:36 <Spaceshot> actually, when I hit 21 I don't think I need logbook XD
05:48 <MekkisScreen> Mort-: you can't access a dustbin after being given your form
05:51 <Brunius> http://chzvideogames.files.wordpress.com/2012/03/video-game-memes-the-ultimate-troll-gabe-newell.jpg
07:37 * Avatar has offered 311osirion.png (48655 bytes)
07:55 <Steven> Mort get the lead out!
08:07 <Steven> !throw 1d20+36
08:07 <diebot> Steven, 1d20+36: [1d20=3] 39
08:18 <Steven> INTIMIDATION!!!!!!!!!!!!
08:24 <Steven> roars!
08:54 <Brunius> Aww hell
09:14 <Brunius> What am I supposed to write for "background information about the international oil market"
09:53 <Avatar> 124.148.174.206
09:58 <MekkisScreen> WHAT DO YO
10:04 <MekkisScreen> 2#@5 -9 697 2@?5 59 '?92
10:14 Avatar gives voice to Ballig Hydrazine Mekkis Mort- Steven
10:22 <MekkisScreen> what do you want to know?
10:24 <Ballig> `deop
10:24 * ChanOP removes channel operator status from Ballig
10:28 Ballig is now known as Artimus
11:48 Mort- has quit (Quit: Bye)
11:54 Mort- ([email protected]) has joined #d&d
11:59 <Artimus> `voice Mort-
11:59 ChanOP gives voice to Mort-
12:41 <Mort-> what was it again
12:42 <Mort-> CA
12:46 <Artimus> 124.148.174.206
12:47 <Artimus> get on skype
12:59 <MekkisScreen> ok
13:01 <MekkisScreen> nearly home
13:26 <Mort-> hydrazine
13:27 <Mort-> jerus
13:40 * DCC RECV connect attempt to Avatar failed (err=Connection refused).
13:43 <Avatar> It’s been three days since parting ways with Venture-Captain Amara Li, and the journey along the Tuunma River has been unusually quiet so far, with the two-masted junk called the Laughing Crow holding up surprisingly well, especially considering its simple design and relatively minute size. The journey has been peaceful so far, the endless processions of sand dunes and clear skies proving 
13:43 <Avatar> remarkably contrary to many of the warnings Amara Li provided during the meeting with her nearly half a week ago.
13:47 * DCC RECV connect attempt to Avatar failed (err=Connection refused).
13:49 * DCC RECV connect attempt to Avatar failed (err=Connection refused).
14:03 <Avatar> “No time to rest, Pathfinders!” she exclaimed late one night, barging into the bedroom of the ramshackle tavern in Goka. “I’ve looked into the situation surrounding the relic you found, the Braid of a Hundred Masters. As you may have noticed, the artifact appears to have been dormant for many years now, and in this state it’s essentially worthless to us. Fortunately, it can be reactivated, 
14:03 <Avatar> but only by the descendant of the braid’s last master, who, as you may know, was the master of the Clouded Path Monastery many years ago, a man by the name of Li Yao. I’ve discovered the whereabouts of his final living descendant—a woman by the name of Je Tsuin—but she now resides in the nation of Shokuro to the east, far from where her ancestor taught in his monastery in the Wall of 
14:03 <Avatar> Heaven. In order to reactivate the sacred relic, you’ll need to travel to the village of Nesting Swallow in Shokuro and find Je Tsuin to perform the necessary ritual. “Unfortunately,” she continued, “we’re not the only group interested in Iroran artifacts. Our operatives claim that Lingshen, the Successor State to the southeast, is after the relic as well. Since Lingshen’s armies have 
14:03 <Avatar> a stranglehold on the overland routes from here to Shokuro, you’ll have to travel by river. Riding the Tuunma is faster anyway, though you might run into some hostile Mutabi-qi or goblinoids along the way. The river empties into the Sea of Eels—cross it and you’re in Shokuro, and from there you can follow the map I’ve provided to reach Nesting Swallow.
14:21 Hydrazine is now known as Jerus
14:39 <Itzamna> "Look. Give me an apology for waking me up, first"
14:49 * Itzamna tiredly attaches his turban to his head.
14:52 Steven is now known as Salvanar
14:55 <Avatar> "Excuse me?"
15:10 <Mort-> "Whhaatt?"
15:15 * Mort- rubs sleep out of her eyes
15:29 <Itzamna> "You just barge in here? I'm sure that your eastern culture frowns upon that, just as our ancient cultures do,"
16:07 * Salvanar silently observes the situation.
16:19 * Mort- curls up against her blankets - the night is cold!
16:29 <Avatar> "You're a Pathfinder. If you don't want to continue, you don't have to."
16:32 <Itzamna> "Or are you trying to claim that because you're my 'superior', you can get away with it."
16:49 <Itzamna> "I answer to the Grand Lodge, not to the latest of their plans with the east."
16:58 <Itzamna> "We didn't even know you last year!"
17:10 <Avatar> "You should all be on your way."
17:21 <Mort-> "I suppose"
17:23 <Artimus> "How long will the journey take?"
17:25 <Avatar> she noticably ignores Itzamna's tiresome banter
17:27 * Mort- grumbles and starts packing up the blankets
17:48 <Itzamna> "And you should apologise. Even Grandmaster Torch, and Venture-Captain Dreng do so, when they wake me up in the middle of the night!"
18:22 <Artimus> "You are a Pathfinder, Itzamna. If the worst that happens to you is you get woken up in the middle of the night, count your blessings."
18:23 <Avatar> mort pm me your faction
18:30 <Artimus> "But if you can't handle that, maybe you should not be in the Society."
18:34 * Avatar has offered 311osirion.png (48655 bytes)
18:37 * DCC RECV connect attempt to Avatar failed (err=Connection refused).
19:03 <Mort-> it is done
19:29 <Salvanar> "You whine and complain like a Chelaxian, Itzamna."
19:47 <Mort-> "Who would be happy being woken up?"
20:22 <Salvanar> OOC is anyone Chelaxian or Taldoran?
20:31 <Mort-> not I said the mur
20:38 <Jerus> nor Jerus.
20:42 <Artimus> "What are the Mutabi-qi?"
21:18 <Mort-> can I roll knowledge on lingshen?
22:04 * Itzamna continues to ask Amara Li all relevant questions relating to the mission
22:14 <Mort-> you have ot specify
22:15 <Mort-> what questions
22:20 <Mort-> but anwyay do I get to roll knowledge checks?
22:53 <Avatar> "That’s what the nomad tribes of Shaguang call themselves. Most are pretty aggressive toward outsiders, but if you can make friendly contact, you’ll find them very hospitable. They travel from oasis to oasis across Shaguang, and frequently make stops along the Tuunma River to water their horses.”
23:40 <Artimus> "How would we make friendly contact with them?"
23:55 * Salvanar goes about collecting his gear.
24:06 <Jerus> "So how do you know they even want to perform this ritual? Especially for us?"
24:09 <Mort-> "Who are the lingshen?"
24:15 <Itzamna> "Could you provide me with a map?"
25:33 <Avatar> “Ah, before I forget, you’ll also need you to make a quick stop along the way. The ritual requires a large amount of rare incense—more than I could easily procure from any of my local suppliers—so I’ve contacted a nomadic tribe in Shaguang, the Jhemulit, and they have agreed to provide you with the prepared herbs. I’ve already paid their shaman, a man named Ogokai, and I’ve marked 
25:33 <Avatar> their approximate location on your map, so it’s simply a matter of picking up the incense on your way to Shokuro.”
25:53 <Mort-> "Rations provided?"
25:57 <Itzamna> "Tell me more about the rumoured properties of this briad"
26:04 <Itzamna> "Braid even."
26:09 * Salvanar comments offhand how the area is rife with goblin tribes if rumor is to be trusted.
26:17 <Avatar> re the Lingshen: “They’ve got the largest and mightiest army in all of Tian Xia, their soldiers fight with fanatical devotion, and they’ll only offer you one chance to surrender—after that, they show no mercy. I’d avoid them if at all possible, but if confronted, your only option might be to fight."
26:51 <Itzamna> "And if we surrender?"
26:52 Time_Machine has quit (EOF from client)
26:59 <Avatar> Jerus: "It's up to you to get their help."
27:15 <Mort-> "The last time I touched that freaking thing, it blinded me!"
27:22 <Avatar> Itzamna: "We don't know the exact properties, only that it would be of a great help to the society."
27:26 <Mort-> "And whose Idea was it? That cleric"
27:29 * Mort- glares at Artimus
27:44 <Salvanar> "I'm not some Taldor dandy.  I'll fight.
27:51 <Avatar> she responds to Salvanar's comment
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27:56 <Avatar> “The second half of your trip will take you along the border of Kaoling, which was seized by hobgoblins shortly after the fall of Imperial Lung Wa. The hobgoblins probably won’t bother you provided you don’t venture inland, but even less civilized monsters are said to lurk around the border.”
28:04 Time_Machine ([email protected]) has joined #d&d
28:12 <Itzamna> "Who's society? The Lantern Lodge, or the Pathfinder lodge?"
28:14 <Mort-> Can I roll knowledge check on hobgolblins?
28:15 <Mort-> or od I not to?
28:23 <Nodwik> bonjour mon amis
28:32 <Mort-> lolz
28:35 * Mort- slaps nodwik
28:38 <Mort-> 12 days?
28:45 <Mort-> "Get rations for 12 days then"
29:04 <Avatar> "The Laughing Crow is stocked up with more than enough food for the journey."
29:19 <Mort-> "Good, one matter settled"
29:20 <Nodwik> can i roll damage for that slap?
29:31 <Itzamna> "What sort of thing do the Lingshen do to those who surrender to them?"
29:32 <Mort-> no
29:37 <Salvanar> "When does it depart?  Should we perhaps leave immediately?"
29:40 <Mort-> becuase it means you get to make an AOO
29:45 <Mort-> for me hitting you unarmed :P
30:18 <Nodwik> true so "when do we leave
30:47 <Mort-> soon. get information first
30:56 <Avatar> "It departs whenever you're ready to go, you're sailing it."
30:59 <Artimus> Jerus: didn't you lose that template
31:08 <Jerus> I mentioned that.
31:11 <Artimus> ahh
31:30 <Artimus> "It has no captain?"
31:49 <Itzamna> "Can you tell me more about the Jhemulit?"
32:00 <Jerus> "Any o' yall know what your doin' on a boat? I ain't sactly a sailor now."
32:15 <Salvanar> "I will meet you at the ship.  I know what I must do."
32:22 <Avatar> "Don't surrender."
32:24 * Salvanar leaves for the ship
32:31 <Itzamna> "You said that you offered one chance."
32:35 <Mort-> "Sorry, I dont know how to man the boat"
32:38 <Itzamna> "that they*"
32:38 <Avatar> "There's not really much more I can tell you."
32:45 <Nodwik> "i just got here what did i miss?"
32:46 <Avatar> "You should get to the Laughing Crow and head off."
32:57 <Itzamna> can I attempt knowledge(local) about the Jhemulit?
32:57 <Mort-> are you playing or not
32:59 <Mort-> seiously nodwik
33:05 <Avatar> Jerus: “Can you hold a rudder? Then you can sail the Laughing Crow. She isn’t a particularly difficult ship to handle. There might be a couple stretches of the Tuunma that give you a little trouble, but I’m sure you’ll manage."
33:05 <Nodwik> yess
33:13 <Mort-> I would make every knowledge check
33:16 <Mort-> I could haha
33:28 <Mort-> then ask avatar if you can come in now
33:33 <Mort-> I have knowledge nature
33:34 <Mort-> acutally
33:35 <Mort-> enough..
33:37 <Mort-> :D
33:41 <Artimus> "Let's go."
33:54 <Itzamna> "Mort-, it's nice to see you."
33:58 <Mort-> "I guess I volunteered to sail the ship? I know nature well enough"
34:03 <Mort-> "Have we met?"
34:06 <Itzamna> "Tell me, do you know anything about the Jhemulit?"
34:12 <Mort-> roll what?
34:19 <Jerus> "Well, I can try. Hope the rest of ya don't get too upset if I crash it."
34:22 <Mort-> avatar can I roll anything on the Jhemulit
34:27 <Mort-> "Im probably better then you are at it"
34:33 <Mort-> "Considering I know about nature"
34:35 * Salvanar is down at the Docks speaking with sailors.
34:56 <Mort-> nodwik if youre playing pm avatar and grab your ranger out if he is wililng to let you in
35:00 <Mort-> since we're still starting
35:18 <Mort-> which one do you wat
35:19 <Mort-> want
35:20 <Mort-> point is :D
35:24 <Mort-> !throw 1d20+8 local
35:24 <diebot> Mort-, local: [1d20=20] 28
35:26 <Mort-> lol
35:35 <Mort-> the jhemulit
35:49 <Mort-> so about sailing hte ship knowledge nature?
36:53 <Avatar> the Jhemulit have established themselves about a half day's travel from the Kogendu Basin, and are nomadic in nature. They've led their horses and goats to graze on the plentiful grass in the area.
37:20 <Mort-> knowledge nature then?
38:10 <Mort-> nodwik
38:12 <Mort-> do you want to?
38:35 Avatar gives voice to Nodwik
38:51 <Mort-> he's fking range
38:54 <Mort-> acutally Im 5
39:00 <Mort-> so he should be fine, just stay out of trouble.. :P
39:38 <Mort-> he's a ranger so he just has to be careful
41:21 <Jerus> !throw 1d20+5 fort
41:21 <diebot> Jerus, fort: [1d20=18] 23
41:56 <Mort-> he came in already tainted. and he wants to chance it
42:15 <Mort-> "Anything up with you jerus?"
42:24 * Mort- looks at jerus with concern
43:24 <Mort-> every day
43:31 <Nodwik> am i diseased like the rest of them?
43:33 <Mort-> 2 saves to pass it off
43:33 <Artimus> I'll take 10 (total 21) to treat disease
43:34 <Mort-> no
43:37 <Artimus> to give him +4 fort to his save
43:49 <Mort-> its what he ended up with in another scenario
44:12 <Mort-> just bs it, try shivering..
44:28 <Mort-> NO!
44:29 <Mort-> lol
44:40 <Jerus> "Uh. Just.. Not feelin' too sharp I guess. Had better days. Do I look pale?"
44:56 <Mort-> "I have a fixit!"
45:15 * Mort- offers Jerus a bottle of antiplague
45:53 <Mort-> jerus - do you take what Im offering?
45:57 <Mort-> bottle of antiplague
46:02 <Mort-> lol
46:08 <Mort-> k
46:10 <Jerus> "Nah, I'll be alright I think.. The doc here's lookin' after me."
46:16 <Salvanar> "You do look rather sickly."
46:17 <Avatar> shaguang
46:17 <Mort-> "Okay"
46:27 <Jerus> "Thank ya, Artimus."
46:33 * Itzamna scans the sky
46:35 <Jerus> shag-wang, he says.
46:40 <Artimus> Jerus will have to make another save before we get there
46:41 <Avatar> 50 to 70 wide
46:47 <Avatar> 10 to 15 feet deep
46:50 * Itzamna starts tinkering with his tools, and produces a large spider
46:58 * Mort- backs away
47:00 <Avatar> the current carries you at 40 feet per round
47:15 <Mort-> "Im scared of spiders"
47:37 <Avatar> The river slows as it leaves the sandy highlands and winds its way between the rolling hills of this dry, grassy basin. The breeze that blows from the north is dusty and warm, and a thicket of short gnarled trees lines the shore.
47:42 <Artimus> white
47:42 <Jerus> Orange!
47:44 <Artimus> 18/18 HP
47:45 <Itzamna> cyan
47:47 <Mort-> Blue M 37 hp
47:49 <Jerus> 31/31
47:53 <Itzamna> and light cyan
47:55 <Salvanar> Pink!
48:00 <Mort-> oh my god.. :D
48:01 <Mort-> lol
48:03 <Itzamna> both medium
48:17 <Mort-> "Itzamna - do you mind not having that spider around?"
48:18 <Mort-> me.
48:19 <Nodwik> red 35
48:23 <Mort-> yoru hp?
48:24 <Mort-> 35?
48:29 <Itzamna> "I prefer Perfection to be around me."
48:29 <Salvanar> 31 hps
48:31 <Mort-> cant be that high
48:39 <Mort-> "Its scary"
48:41 <Nodwik> green
48:41 <Itzamna> 35 here
48:42 <Mort-> "I dont like spiders"
48:45 <Itzamna> 19 for Perfection
49:12 <Artimus> I'll be at L8
49:20 * Salvanar Sits on the dock sharpening and caring for his weapons.
49:40 * Mort- is careful to put jerus between herself and the spider
49:57 * Itzamna sits on the deck, scanning the sky intently
50:01 <Mort-> "Dont let that spider come close to me"
50:17 <Mort-> Ill do it yeah its fine
50:18 <Mort-> theres fine
50:54 <Avatar> The deck of the  Laughing Crow is sun-bleached and worn from weeks of exposure to the harsh 
50:54 <Avatar> mountain winds. The rigging and sails look to be in much better condition, having recently been replaced. A large hatch above the bow leads to the fore cargo hold, while a smaller hatch midship leads to the midship cargo hold
50:59 <Avatar> 124.148.174.206
51:10 <Avatar> whoever  driving the ship must stand in 
51:10 <Avatar> either of the two squares adjacent to the rudder in order 
51:10 <Avatar> to make driving checks.
51:21 <Avatar> Cabin: This small cabin is plainly appointed. A 
51:21 <Avatar> small cook-stove sits in a niche on the port side of the 
51:21 <Avatar> room, while bunk beds line the aft wall. A hatch in the 
51:21 <Avatar> floor on the starboard side of the room leads down to the 
51:21 <Avatar> aft cargo hold.
51:44 <Itzamna> M7, M8
51:57 <Avatar> Aft Cargo Hold: This small cargo hold is stocked 
51:57 <Avatar> with more than enough food and water to last the PCs on 
51:57 <Avatar> their journey to Shokuro. It’s sealed apart from the other 
51:57 <Avatar> cargo holds by a watertight bulkhead
52:06 <Avatar> Midship Cargo Hold : This cargo hold stores all the 
52:07 <Avatar> mundane supplies the PCs will need to run the ship, such 
52:13 <Avatar> as rope, spare sails, block and tackle, etc. As with the aft 
52:13 <Avatar> cargo hold, it’s sealed by a watertight bulkhead.
52:39 <Mort-> its a scary spider.
53:20 <Artimus> L8
53:26 <Salvanar> N6
53:34 <Jerus> M13, I'll keep Mort company.
53:57 <Itzamna> !save see: 1d20+1 perception; 1d20+5 Perfection's perception
53:59 <diebot> Itzamna, 1d20+1 perception; 1d20+5 Perfection's perception saved as @see
54:35 <Itzamna> @see
54:36 <diebot> Itzamna, perception: [1d20=4] 5; Perfection's perception: [1d20=12] 17
54:39 <Artimus> !roll 1d20+10 perception
54:39 <dicebot> Artimus, perception: [1d20=9] 19
54:39 <Jerus> @perc
54:40 <diebot> Jerus, perception: [1d20=13] 16
54:42 <Mort-> !throw 1d20+2 perception
54:42 <diebot> Mort-, perception: [1d20=17] 19
54:43 <Nodwik> !throw
54:56 <Salvanar> !throw 1d20+1
54:56 <diebot> Salvanar, 1d20+1: [1d20=2] 3
55:13 <Nodwik> !throw 1d20+1
55:13 <diebot> Nodwik, 1d20+1: [1d20=14] 15
55:36 <Mort-> you were level 1
55:38 <Mort-> the last time I looked
55:40 <Mort-> unless you
55:41 <Mort-> ve been
55:45 <Mort-> playing somewhere else.
57:03 <Artimus> !roll 1d20 initiative
57:04 <dicebot> Artimus, initiative: [1d20=3] 3
57:07 <Jerus> @init
57:07 <diebot> Jerus, 1d20+3: [1d20=11] 14
57:13 <Mort-> @init
57:13 <diebot> Mort-, initiative: [1d20=19] 24
57:17 <Mort-> wtf :P
57:19 <Salvanar> !throw 1d20+4 initiative
57:19 <diebot> Salvanar, initiative: [1d20=16] 20
57:49 <Mort-> oh dear..
01:31 <Mort-> oh dear
01:32 <Mort-> what did I mis out
01:51 <Mort-> how much hp does this boat have anyway
02:28 <Mort-> cool
02:30 <Mort-> u have a form now :D
02:40 <Avatar> surprise round
02:42 <Avatar> it's Mort's turn
02:44 <Avatar> standard action remains
02:45 <Mort-> where are te bad guys
02:54 <Avatar> column X
03:14 <Mort-> I dont see
03:15 <Mort-> any 
03:24 <Mort-> see it
03:24 <Avatar> try reconnect 
03:27 <Mort-> saw it already
03:38 <Mort-> can I draw my bow and shoot at them?
03:41 <Mort-> Im looking at map 1
03:43 <Mort-> I see them now
03:55 <Mort-> whats so special aobut 5
03:59 <Mort-> so i pull out my bow
04:01 <Mort-> end turm
04:09 <Mort-> "Can we talk this out?"
04:11 <Avatar> it's Salvanar's turn
04:12 <Mort-> oh eyah before that
04:13 <Mort-> lol
04:13 <Mort-> try
04:14 <Avatar> standard action remains
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04:28 <Mort-> he has really nice shoes :D
04:58 <Avatar> mekkis are you still there
05:00 <Salvanar> i was actually caring for my weapons
05:18 <Mort-> mekkis..?
05:21 <Avatar> it's Jerus' turn
05:31 <Salvanar> and i was paying attention in the extreme
05:32 <Brunius> Itzamna ?
05:40 <Mort-> its on dnd
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05:41 <Mort-> cutally
05:46 <Jerus> draw bow, 1NE. Done.
05:48 <Mort-> and I cna make an attempt I suppose
06:18 <Mort-> but the current iscarrying them down stream
06:38 <Avatar> the leader shoots at Mort with his shortbow
06:50 <Avatar> !throw 1d20+9
06:50 <diebot> Avatar, 1d20+9: [1d20=2] 11
06:52 <Mort-> okay shit I forgot my mage armor
06:56 <Mort-> but it misses anyway
06:57 <Mort-> lol
07:45 <Avatar> !rng Artimus Itzamna Jerus Mort- Nodwik Salvanar perfection
07:46 <Avatar> !rng Artimus Itzamna Jerus Mort- Nodwik Salvanar perfection
07:46 <diebot> Avatar, Salvanar
07:46 <diebot> Avatar, Nodwik
07:47 <diebot> Avatar, Jerus
07:47 <Avatar> !rng Artimus Itzamna Jerus Mort- Nodwik Salvanar perfection
07:47 <diebot> Avatar, Mort-
07:48 <diebot> Avatar, Mort-
08:12 <Avatar> !throw 1d20+4 shot at salvanar
08:12 <diebot> Avatar, shot at salvanar: [1d20=15] 19
08:17 <Avatar> !throw 1d20+4 shot at nodwik
08:17 <diebot> Avatar, shot at nodwik: [1d20=19] 23
08:19 <Avatar> !throw 1d20+4 shot at jerus
08:19 <diebot> Avatar, shot at jerus: [1d20=3] 7
08:21 <Avatar> !throw 1d20+4 shot at mort
08:22 <diebot> Avatar, shot at mort: [1d20=2] 6
08:59 <Mort-> but shooting from top - cover to hit them?
09:41 <Nodwik> yes
10:14 <Avatar> !throw 1d6+1 Salvanar
10:14 <diebot> Avatar, Salvanar: [1d6=6] 7
10:19 <Avatar> !throw 1d6+1 nodwik
10:19 <diebot> Avatar, nodwik: [1d6=2] 3
10:31 <Mort-> whats that sound
10:34 <Mort-> in the background
10:50 <Mort-> its irrrritating
11:16 <Avatar> it's Artimus' turn
11:32 <Artimus> I'll cast Calm Emotions
11:32 <Salvanar> @24
12:10 <Artimus> DC 16 will save
12:53 <Avatar> all of them seem calmer except for the guy at the back
13:03 <Artimus> "Steer the boat in, don't hit any of them!"
13:25 <Mort-> oh youre smart lol
13:30 <Artimus> "If you attack any of them they will start attacking us again."
13:33 <Mort-> steer the boat in then
13:35 <Mort-> can I ?
13:47 <Jerus> in meaning away from land, right?
14:01 <Mort-> 4 isnt calm?
14:02 <Artimus> I point to 4 "You can kill him."
14:02 <Mort-> k
14:09 <Avatar> !throw 1d20 mishap
14:10 <diebot> Avatar, mishap: [1d20=5] 5
14:46 <Mort-> no
14:47 <Mort-> to the bank
14:51 <Mort-> so that we can melee
14:52 <Mort-> them
15:13 <Mort-> okay I wish to steer the boat to land
15:53 <Itzamna> !throw 1d20+4 initiative
15:54 <Mort-> so how high to the ground
15:57 <diebot> Itzamna, initiative: [1d20=11] 15
15:59 <Avatar> standard action remains Mort
16:09 <Mort-> shoot at 4..
16:10 <Avatar> roll for perfection too
16:22 <Itzamna> !throw 1d20+2
16:24 <diebot> Itzamna, 1d20+2: [1d20=18] 20
16:25 <Mort-> @bow
16:25 <diebot> Mort-, 1d20+5: [1d20=5] 10; damage: [1d8=3] 3
16:28 <Mort-> miss anyway
16:35 <Itzamna> Perfection will delay until my turn
16:52 <Mort-> 4 doesnt have calm emotions on
16:56 <Mort-> you knwo what youcan do or cannot do
16:57 <Mort-> :)
17:11 <Mort-> you want ot kill you can kill 4
17:42 <Avatar> it's Salvanar's turn
18:05 <Salvanar> !throw 1d20+7 1d8+3
18:05 <diebot> Salvanar, 1d8+3: [1d20=12] 19
18:22 <Mort-> how do you get +3 for your damage?
18:24 <Mort-> composite bow?
18:26 <Artimus> composite
18:28 <Mort-> ah
18:28 <Salvanar> 1d8+3
18:42 <Salvanar> !throw 1d8+3
18:43 <diebot> Salvanar, 1d8+3: [1d8=7] 10
18:47 <Mort-> I thoguht its free
18:48 <Mort-> ?
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19:19 <Mort-> ah I see
19:26 <Mort-> hi jigged
19:28 <Mort-> jagged
19:46 <Jaggedsoul> came back home as soon as I can
19:50 <Avatar> he's critical
19:51 <Mort-> we're already in a fight
20:03 <Avatar> it's Perfection/Itzamna's turn
20:45 <Jaggedsoul> can I still butt in?
20:47 <Avatar> it's Jerus' turn
20:49 <Avatar> Jaggedsoul: no
21:00 <Jaggedsoul> ok
21:05 <Jaggedsoul> quit
21:09 <Jerus> longbow #4, move 1E, 2N
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21:09 <Mort-> Ill seriously bite mek when he gets back
21:13 <Jerus> @bow
21:13 <diebot> Jerus, archery: [1d20=14] 19; damage: [1d8=5] 5
21:21 <Avatar> the last raider drops
21:25 <Mort-> the 4th
21:27 <Mort-> raider drops :P
21:29 <Mort-> number 4 :D
21:33 <Jerus> done.
21:48 <Mort-> "Perhaps we should take some prisoners?"
21:56 <Mort-> "So that we can get more information out of them?"
22:03 <Mort-> correct
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22:09 <Mort-> but you can leave one alive?
22:21 <Itzamna> cast haste on everyone
22:22 <Salvanar> as a free action ill shout out.  "That's Pretty easy!"
22:52 <Mort-> "Best to know what we are facing"
23:14 <Avatar> everyone is hasted
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23:27 <Itzamna> what's the status of the opposition?
23:47 <Mort-> one down
23:52 <Avatar> they grumble, slowing down
23:53 <Mort-> the rest all calmed
23:56 <Artimus> they're so far calmed
23:59 <Mort-> they cant attack..
24:03 <Itzamna> hmm
24:05 <Artimus> they can't attack for a few rounds
24:09 <Mort-> so Im moving the boat in
24:09 <Itzamna> Perfection looks at the leadert
24:17 <Artimus> I concentrate on my spell
24:17 <Avatar> it's Artimus' turn
24:21 <Artimus> and end turn
24:24 <Itzamna> Avatar, I haven't finished!
24:27 <Mort-> yes 4 is dead
24:38 <Itzamna> Perfection looks at the leader: "Come over here, you bastard!"
24:42 <Avatar> what do you want to do Itzamna/Perfection
24:54 <Itzamna> yeah
24:57 <Itzamna> Antagonise
25:01 <Mort-> Any aggressive action against or damage dealt to a calmed creature immediately breaks the spell on all calmed creatures.
25:03 <Mort-> mind you
25:08 <Mort-> we're not in position yet
25:15 <Avatar> which one
25:28 <Itzamna> !throw 1d20+16 intimidate
25:31 <diebot> Itzamna, intimidate: [1d20=2] 18
25:32 <Avatar> it's Nodwik's turn
26:16 <Mort-> attacking
26:17 <Mort-> will
26:17 <Mort-> break
26:19 <Mort-> the spell
26:21 <Mort-> just delay
26:23 <Mort-> till
26:27 <Mort-> I get the boat close
26:34 <Mort-> then you can all jump out, and kick their bums
26:41 <Mort-> just suggesting
26:49 <Avatar> it's Mort's turn
26:52 <Mort-> move the boat in
26:56 <Mort-> yeah then cast mage armor on myself
27:10 <Mort-> !throw 1d20+8 knowlege nature
27:11 <diebot> Mort-, knowlege nature: [1d20=15] 23
27:16 <Mort-> athta should fix the stuff
27:17 <Avatar> you sail it fine
27:50 <Avatar> it's Salvanar's turn
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28:09 <Salvanar> Free action dropping bow
29:04 <Avatar> standard action remains
29:04 <Salvanar> Move to O8 drawing Fauchard
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29:04 <Avatar> it's Jerus' turn
29:09 <Salvanar> ready an action to attack first hostile creature in range
29:46 <Jerus> last turn moved 1e, 2N. This turn, drop bow, draw hammer.. Can I attack 5 from here?
30:27 <Jerus> ready action to attack 5 as soon as the calm ends.
30:41 <Avatar> it's Perfection's turn
30:46 <Mort-> I hope meks around
30:50 <Mort-> mekkis..
30:57 <Avatar> it's Itzamna's turn
31:32 <Itzamna> Perfection will move to O11
31:44 <Avatar> standard action remains
31:57 <Itzamna> power attack 5
32:30 <Itzamna> Itzamna will move to N12
32:34 <Itzamna> the we'll end turn
32:53 <Mort-> what is the distance
32:57 <Mort-> between the ship and the ground
32:58 <Mort-> k
33:05 <Itzamna> N13
33:08 <Itzamna> then
34:04 <Avatar> it's Artimus' turn
34:13 <Artimus> concentrate on the spell and say "Everyone start acting!"
34:25 <Avatar> it's Nodwik's turn
34:25 <Mort-> how far from the boat to the ground
35:13 <Mort-> what if you wnat to jump onto the ground
35:23 <Mort-> k
35:26 <Mort-> excellent
35:32 <Avatar> 10ft from the upper deck, 5ft from the main deck
35:46 <Avatar> it's Mort's turn
35:49 <Mort-> he was taking a bio break
35:51 <Mort-> mage armor up
35:54 <Mort-> then end turn
35:55 <Avatar> it's already up
35:57 <Mort-> ah k
36:00 <Mort-> delay
36:04 <Avatar> it's Salvanar's turn
36:08 <Mort-> I wont break stuff
37:08 <Avatar> it's Jerus' turn
37:16 <Salvanar> Move to P9. Ready to attack
37:43 <Jerus> Start the fight. Full round attack on 5.
37:49 <Jerus> @pa
37:49 <diebot> Jerus, power attack: [1d20=18] 26; damage: [1d12=8] 18
37:50 <Jerus> @pa
37:51 <diebot> Jerus, power attack: [1d20=1] 9; damage: [1d12=9] 19
38:01 <Mort-> I take a shot at 1//
38:02 <Mort-> or 2 shots
38:06 <Mort-> I undo the delay
38:10 <Mort-> everyone is now hostile
38:34 <Mort-> k
38:36 <Mort-> Ill wait
38:41 <Salvanar> !throw Power attack 1d20+8; 1d10+7
38:45 <Mort-> well
38:47 <Mort-> you fked up somehow
39:06 <Salvanar> !throw 1d20+8 Power attack; 1d10+7
39:07 <diebot> Salvanar, Power attack: [1d20=3] 11; 1d10+7: [1d10=8] 15
39:28 <Avatar> misses
39:34 <Avatar> it's Mort's turn
39:39 <Mort-> undelay and shoot at 1..
39:42 <Mort-> @bow
39:42 <diebot> Mort-, 1d20+5: [1d20=18] 23; damage: [1d8=7] 7
39:46 <Mort-> @bow
39:46 <diebot> Mort-, 1d20+5: [1d20=9] 14; damage: [1d8=6] 6
39:49 <Mort-> that misses
39:51 <Mort-> thats why Im doing 2
40:00 <Mort-> k
40:09 <Mort-> not sure if both hit but thats a different sotry
40:10 <Mort-> k
40:22 <Mort-> because of shoot
40:23 <Mort-> into melee
40:24 <Avatar> it's Perfection's turn
40:25 <Mort-> problem
40:33 <Mort-> I dont happen to have point blank
40:42 <Itzamna> can she 5' and let gravity do the work?
40:50 <Avatar> yes
40:53 <Itzamna> sure
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41:22 <Itzamna> 5' SE, using acrobatics to reduce fall damage
41:51 <Itzamna> !throw 1d20+6
41:53 <diebot> Itzamna, 1d20+6: [1d20=16] 22
42:05 <Itzamna> bite 5, power attack
42:18 <Itzamna> !throw 1d20+8
42:20 <diebot> Itzamna, 1d20+8: [1d20=16] 24
42:26 <Itzamna> !throw 1d6+5
42:28 <diebot> Itzamna, 1d6+5: [1d6=3] 8
42:38 <Itzamna> !throw 1d20+8
42:41 <diebot> Itzamna, 1d20+8: [1d20=16] 24
42:42 <Mort-> haste..
42:44 <Mort-> so bite again
42:44 <Itzamna> !throw 1d6+5
42:46 <Mort-> yeah
42:46 <diebot> Itzamna, 1d6+5: [1d6=3] 8
42:49 <Itzamna> still up?
42:53 <Avatar> he's critical
43:00 <Itzamna> claw him
43:03 <Itzamna> !throw 1d20+8
43:05 <diebot> Itzamna, 1d20+8: [1d20=16] 24
43:10 <Itzamna> !throw 1d4+5
43:12 <diebot> Itzamna, 1d4+5: [1d4=1] 6
43:15 <Itzamna> still up?
43:16 <Mort-> lol
43:21 <Itzamna> umm... end turn
43:30 <Mort-> enthusiast..
43:34 <Itzamna> Itzamna will...
43:39 <Mort-> "Keep one alive?"
43:45 <Mort-> "We could use the information"
44:03 <Salvanar> "Only if they're smart enough to surrender!"
44:05 <Jerus> "Try an' knock one out?"
44:12 <Itzamna> move 5' east, remaining on the boat, and cast acid splash on 2
44:21 <Mort-> "Anything that floats your boat!"
44:32 <Itzamna> !throw 1d20+6
44:34 <diebot> Itzamna, 1d20+6: [1d20=17] 23
44:37 <Itzamna> !throw 1d3 damage
44:38 <Mort-> we could tie up the captain..after stablizing him
44:39 <Mort-> :P
44:40 <diebot> Itzamna, damage: [1d3=3] 3
44:43 <Mort-> next time
44:44 * Salvanar roars in laughter over the boat comment
44:45 <Itzamna> end turn
44:52 <Mort-> BORROW MY ACID FLASK!
44:55 <Mort-> lol
45:07 <Itzamna> "Are you insulting my acid?"
45:10 <Avatar> #2 and #3 go for Perfection
45:13 <Avatar> with their scimitars
45:21 <Itzamna> sure
45:30 <Avatar> !throw 1d20+3
45:30 <diebot> Avatar, 1d20+3: [1d20=11] 14
45:31 <Avatar> !throw 1d20+3
45:31 <diebot> Avatar, 1d20+3: [1d20=19] 22
45:34 <Itzamna> one hit
45:36 <Itzamna> possible crit
45:43 <Avatar> !throw 1d20+3
45:44 <diebot> Avatar, 1d20+3: [1d20=4] 7
45:46 <Mort-> 18-20..
45:49 <Mort-> no confirm
45:51 <Avatar> !throw 1d6+1
45:51 <diebot> Avatar, 1d6+1: [1d6=4] 5
45:54 <Itzamna> ouch
46:03 <Mort-> "Its more efficient with the flask!"
46:06 <Avatar> it's Artimus' turn
46:39 <Artimus> I will cast stabilize on the leader (close range spell) and say "Surrender, and Sarenrae will provide you a path to your redemption."
46:40 <Artimus> end turn
46:47 <Itzamna> "One pound of acid and glass for a little more damage, is not worth it."
46:58 <Avatar> it's Nodwik's turn
47:00 <Mort-> "It works fine for me"
47:32 <Avatar> standard action remains
47:42 <Mort-> he is a +1 bab class
47:43 <Mort-> he can
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48:11 <Nodwik> !throw 1d6+4
48:11 <diebot> Nodwik, 1d6+4: [1d6=2] 6
48:20 <Mort-> you need to roll the attack
48:33 <Nodwik> !throw 1d20+1
48:34 <diebot> Nodwik, 1d20+1: [1d20=10] 11
48:47 <Avatar> it's Salvanar's turn
48:55 <Salvanar> Move P11
49:01 <Avatar> standard action remains
49:04 <Salvanar> attack 2
49:23 <Avatar> #2 has cover
50:23 <Salvanar> !throw 1d20+7 Power attack; 1d10+7
50:23 <diebot> Salvanar, Power attack: [1d20=7] 14; 1d10+7: [1d10=6] 13
50:48 <Mort-> we have their leader anyway..
50:52 <Mort-> he probably has all the answers..
50:53 <Avatar> it's Jerus' turn
51:02 <Jerus> drop down E, move SE, attack 3.
51:11 <Jerus> @pa
51:11 <diebot> Jerus, power attack: [1d20=7] 15; damage: [1d12=11] 21
51:26 <Artimus> I stabilise the survivors
51:33 <Mort-> there we go.
51:37 <Artimus> and tie the leader up
51:40 <Artimus> I then use my healing touch ability on him
51:41 <Avatar> he's stable, tied up
51:43 <Mort-> I have rope
51:53 <Mort-> search them all the phat lewt
52:10 <Artimus> rebuke death, rather
52:19 <Artimus> !roll 1d4+1
52:19 <dicebot> Artimus, 1d4+1: [1d4=4] 5
52:36 <Mort-> light horse combat trained..
52:38 <Mort-> interesting
52:39 <Mort-> armor
53:01 <Artimus> "Sarenrae has spared you."
53:03 <Avatar> he wakes up
53:05 <Artimus> "What tribe are you from?"
53:33 <Salvanar> "Indeed Sarenrae is Merciful."
53:52 <Avatar> "Mutabi-Qi."
54:04 <Mort-> "Why did you attack us?"
54:16 <Salvanar> OOC I need to go to the store.  I will try to be as fast as possible.
54:20 <Artimus> "We are travelling through their lands, it is natural that they would be defensive."
54:21 <Mort-> k
54:25 <Salvanar> prolly 5-10 minutes.
54:25 <Jerus> "You folks always goin' round attackin' boats?"
54:29 <Avatar> "Please revive my comrades."
54:48 <Artimus> "I will revive them if you tell me all you know about Sky Spirits."
54:57 <Avatar> "They are dying!"
55:04 <Mort-> "I think he fixed that"
55:07 <Artimus> "They are stable."
55:07 <Salvanar> "Yes, after we disarm them"  Throws all their weapons up on the boats.
55:09 <Itzamna> "They will survive. IF you tell us."
55:11 <Artimus> (I've already stabilised them)
55:18 <Itzamna> "What we need to know."
55:22 <Mort-> okay
55:29 <Artimus> I'll take 10 on diplomacy, for 19
55:31 <Mort-> !throw 1d20+0 aid diplo
55:31 <diebot> Mort-, aid diplo: [1d20=14] 14
55:37 <Salvanar> !throw 1d20-2
55:37 <diebot> Salvanar, 1d20-2: [1d20=1] -1
55:42 <Itzamna> !throw 1d20+5 perfection aid
55:45 <diebot> Itzamna, perfection aid: [1d20=3] 8
55:54 <Itzamna> !throw 1d20+4 aid
55:56 <diebot> Itzamna, aid: [1d20=4] 8
56:02 <Mort-> "Artimus - we dont have to settle all this in bloodshed do we?"
56:04 * Itzamna casts Guidance on Artimus 
56:29 <Mort-> nodwik and jerus
56:40 <Jerus> !throw 1d20-2 aid Diplomacy
56:40 <diebot> Jerus, aid Diplomacy: [1d20=3] 1
56:45 <Mort-> its okay
57:04 <Mort-> intimidate is on diplo too
57:06 <Mort-> cha..
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57:34 <Itzamna> yeah
57:44 <Itzamna> but intimidate is on +16 rather than +5
57:57 <Avatar> “The Sky Spirits work in mysterious ways, but they are found mostly in this western region of Shaguang, near the Wall of Heaven. They occasionally fly overhead, and we know to fear them, for in our ancestors’ tales they have caused the ruin of many tribes.”
58:12 * Mort- whispers to artimus - we should try to reduce bloodshed between them and strangers
58:23 * Mort- whispers to artimus - the next people who come along may not be that merciful
59:00 <Artimus> !rand grand_lodge taldor andoran cheliax osirion sczarni silver_crusade shadow_lodge
59:01 <dicebot> Artimus, random: cheliax
59:30 <Mort-> "We have spared your lives - did it ever occur to you that we could have peace between both our tribes?"
59:36 <Mort-> do I need to roll diplo myself?
59:56 <Avatar> no, you're relying on that earlier check now
00:19 <Avatar> he bows his head, saying nothing
00:25 <Mort-> "I am a keeper of knowledge, I also would like to learn more of the Mutabiqi"
00:32 <Artimus> !roll 1d20+8 sense motive @Avatar
00:56 <Itzamna> !throw 1d20+5 Perfection sense motive; 1d20+1 sense motive @Avatar
02:17 <Avatar> "Continue down the Kogendu Basin. You will soon find the Jhemulit Camp."
02:27 <Itzamna> "Have you seen them recently? Did they force you to attack us?"
02:27 <Avatar> "Seek Ogokai, the shaman."
02:41 <Avatar> "Please release us."
02:50 * Mort- unties the ropes
02:51 <Itzamna> "Or do you just take pot-shots at every boat that comes this way."
02:52 <Artimus> "Do we have your oath that we have safe passage through your lands?"
03:02 <Avatar> "Raids."
03:14 <Itzamna> "You raid boats?"
03:27 <Artimus> "We are taking your weapons, and you will have to take care of your friends yourself. They will be unconscious for a while."
03:31 <Mort-> "The next time you do this - you might not walk out alive"
03:39 <Mort-> "Not everyone understands the value of mercy"
03:53 * Mort- looks at him sadly
04:17 <Avatar> he doesn't answer
04:23 <Artimus> he doesn't give me his oath?
04:38 <Mort-> I untied him..
04:39 <Artimus> I tie him back up
04:42 <Mort-> oh dear
04:47 <Artimus> !roll 1d20 initiative
04:47 <dicebot> Artimus, initiative: [1d20=17] 17
04:56 <Avatar> everyone roll initiative
05:00 <Mort-> !throw 1d20+5
05:00 <diebot> Mort-, 1d20+5: [1d20=3] 8
05:06 <Itzamna> !throw 1d20+4 initiative; 1d20+2 perfection init
05:08 <Jerus> @init
05:08 <Nodwik> !throw 1d20
05:08 <diebot> Itzamna, initiative: [1d20=14] 18; perfection init: [1d20=12] 14
05:09 <diebot> Jerus, 1d20+3: [1d20=10] 13
05:09 <diebot> Nodwik, 1d20: [1d20=15] 15
05:10 <Mort-> just grapple..
05:28 <Avatar> it's Itzamna's turn
05:49 <Itzamna> cast guidance on Artimus 
05:54 <Itzamna> end turn
06:17 <Artimus> I'll grapple him
06:23 <Artimus> !roll 1d20+4 grapple
06:24 <dicebot> Artimus, grapple: [1d20=12] 16
07:32 <Avatar> you fail to grapple
07:36 <Itzamna> perfection runs up and tries to grapple
07:51 <Itzamna> !throw 1d20+6 grapple
07:54 <diebot> Itzamna, grapple: [1d20=2] 8
08:00 <Mort-> jerus
08:02 <Jerus> trip.
08:02 <Mort-> he can..
08:04 <Mort-> oh
08:05 <Mort-> lol
08:09 <Avatar> roll it
08:15 <Jerus> !throw 1d20+10 trip
08:15 <diebot> Jerus, trip: [1d20=1] 11
08:19 <Artimus> !roll 1d20+6 grapple salvanar
08:20 <Avatar> no good
08:20 <dicebot> Artimus, grapple salvanar: [1d20=10] 16
08:23 <Avatar> fail
08:41 <Artimus> AOO
08:41 <Avatar> he makes a run for it
08:43 <Itzamna> AoO
08:58 <Mort-> yeah I have a bow..
09:01 <Itzamna> Perfection charges him
09:02 <Jerus> I get an AoO anyway? Reach.
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09:08 <Mort-> ye withdraws
09:11 <Mort-> but jerus has reach?
09:16 <Jerus> AoO trip.
09:18 <Nodwik> !throw 1d20+1
09:18 <diebot> Nodwik, 1d20+1: [1d20=19] 20
09:19 <Jerus> !throw 1d20+10 trip
09:20 <diebot> Jerus, trip: [1d20=1] 11
09:22 <Avatar> Jerus is 10ft away
09:25 <Itzamna> !throw 1d20+8 trip
09:26 <Artimus> !roll 1d20+5 charge
09:26 <dicebot> Artimus, charge: [1d20=6] 11
09:27 <diebot> Itzamna, trip: [1d20=15] 23
09:35 <Avatar> Nodwik hits
10:01 <Nodwik> !throw 1d6+6
10:01 <diebot> Nodwik, 1d6+6: [1d6=6] 12
10:02 <Avatar> Nodwik: roll damage
10:12 <Mort-> I think he might die..
10:16 <Avatar> he drops, dying
10:20 <Mort-> but +6 is alot.
10:27 <Artimus> i stabilise him
10:30 <Avatar> he's stable
10:33 <Artimus> "Bring him onto the boat. He's our prisoner."
10:36 <Artimus> "Leave the rest."
10:45 <Mort-> k
10:51 <Mort-> next time use non lethal :P
10:52 <Mort-> k
10:53 <Itzamna> "Sure..."
11:03 <Itzamna> "May Desna look over the others."
11:55 <Artimus> "Let's follow his directions."
12:25 <Mort-> I drive the boat..
12:36 <Artimus> L8
12:38 <Mort-> gahh..why do I..end up as your taxi
12:51 <Itzamna> M-N7
12:57 <Jerus> "So, you're pretty good at boats then? Didn't know you were a sailor, Mort."
13:17 <Mort-> "Its all in the package
13:21 <Mort-> "I study all kinds of lore"
13:25 <Avatar> Several horses and goats contentedly graze about the wide grassy plain on either side of the river, but the fields look as though they have been recently flooded. A half-dozen yurts, drenched from a recent storm, dot the northern shoreline, smoke curling from their rounded roofs. Two small shrines sits a few yards east of the camp, surrounded by wildflowers.
13:29 <Mort-> "Some of it is actually practical"
13:58 <Mort-> I say some kind of sheep thing
14:04 <Mort-> from the way they are described
15:11 <Mort-> its beautiful..
16:57 <Itzamna> my horse is a "non-combat" animal
17:10 <Itzamna> where's Perfection?
17:37 <Mort-> please keep..
17:39 <Artimus> "We're looking for Ogokai."
17:40 <Mort-> perfection away from me
17:46 <Mort-> thank you
17:52 <Itzamna> put Perfection at B7
17:56 <Avatar> "I am Ogokai."
18:03 <Itzamna> "Greetings."
18:19 <Itzamna> "We are Pathfinders."
18:28 <Itzamna> "Most Honoured, Loyal Pathfinders."
18:52 <Avatar> "The Sky Spirits welcome you."
19:25 <Itzamna> "We are knowledge seekers, we seek knowledge about them."
19:33 <Itzamna> "What can you share with us?"
19:41 <Mort-> "I would also like to know more about the Mutabiqi"
19:46 <Mort-> "I am a loremaster"
20:17 <Avatar> “The Sky Spirits work in mysterious ways, but they are found mostly in this western region of Shaguang, near the Wall of Heaven. They occasionally fly overhead, and we know to fear them, for in our ancestors’ tales they have caused the ruin of many tribes.”
21:06 <Jerus> "Howdy. So We're here for some uh. herbs?"
21:07 <Itzamna> "Can you give me any specifics?"
21:12 <Artimus> "We have been sent for herbs."
21:21 <Artimus> "Amara Li sent us."
21:48 <Itzamna> "And how did they cause the 'ruin of many tribes'?"
21:56 <Avatar> “We have mixed the incense, but I am afraid we cannot give it to you. As soon as we placed the herbs in the crates the Gokan woman left, a terrible storm fell upon us. Many of our horses and goats were scared away by the thunder, and one man was struck by lightning. It is clear—the Sky Spirits are displeased we would give the sacred gifts of the land to outsiders. You may take back the hides 
21:56 <Avatar> the Gokan woman traded us, but you may not take the incense.”
22:26 <Artimus> "Is t here anything we can do to placate the Sky Spirits?"
22:29 <Itzamna> "How can we appease the Sky Spirits?"
22:36 * Salvanar looks displeased.
22:48 <Artimus> "We could give you horses."
22:54 <Artimus> "Good, battle-ready horses."
23:01 <Artimus> I'll cast guidance
23:02 <Itzamna> guidance
23:04 <Artimus> take 10 for a total of 20
23:09 <Itzamna> !throw 1d20+7 aid
23:11 <diebot> Itzamna, aid: [1d20=7] 14
23:11 <Mort-> Ill aid
23:18 <Mort-> !throw 1d20+0 aid
23:18 <diebot> Mort-, aid: [1d20=5] 5
23:35 * Salvanar grumbles about how the 'spirits' always seem to be against giving things when people need stuff.
23:38 <Avatar> “I am afraid that the Sky Spirits have spoken, and unless you can provide proof that you are worthy of accepting these gifts of our land, then I do not wish to give you the incense.”
23:51 <Artimus> "How can we prove we are worthy/"
23:52 <Mort-> "How can we prove we are worthy?"
23:53 <Artimus> "?"
23:56 <Itzamna> "What would such proof entail?"
23:56 <Jerus> "So how do we provide this proof now?"
24:23 <Avatar> eventually you convince him that you're worthy
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24:31 <Itzamna> wtf
24:38 <Artimus> that would have been our diplomacy check
24:48 <Mort-> its so..
24:52 <Mort-> noisy 
24:55 <Mort-> in the background
24:58 <Mort-> please. try to 
25:05 * Itzamna speaks in Ancient Osiriani "What the hell just happened?"
25:10 <Mort-> okay we'll stay the night
25:15 * Mort- doesnt understand anything
25:20 <Mort-> I want ot listen to stories
25:20 <Artimus> I'll ask about stories of the Sky Spirits
25:26 <Mort-> I ask him about the mutabiqi
25:34 * Salvanar keeps guard.
25:37 <Jerus> Jerus stays for stories.
25:44 <Mort-> even if he isnt
25:47 <Mort-> he can tell me about them
25:48 <Mort-> right?
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25:58 <Itzamna> I will tell an enthralling tale about a chase through Ustaluv involving wolves, gypsies and horrible vampires
26:03 * Nodwik passes out by the camp fire
26:05 <Mort-> !throw 1d20+8 knowledge local
26:05 <diebot> Mort-, knowledge local: [1d20=9] 17
26:07 <Mort-> k done
26:21 <Jerus> I'll go bring our prisoner in if we're staying the night.. Pretty cruel to leave him alone and tied up on a boat.
26:22 <Mort-> "Send perfection the other side?"
26:27 <Salvanar> Mort....
26:28 <Mort-> "True, do it jerus"
26:36 <Mort-> "Need an escort?"
26:40 <Itzamna> I will follow it up with a more suitable tale regarding the Dragon Monastery
26:43 <Mort-> me?
26:49 <Mort-> !throw 1d20+0 sense motive
26:49 <diebot> Mort-, sense motive: [1d20=17] 17
26:59 <Artimus> !roll 1d20+7 sense motive
27:00 <dicebot> Artimus, sense motive: [1d20=8] 15
27:02 <Salvanar> MORT!!!!!!!!!!
27:06 <Itzamna> !throw 1d20+1 sense motive
27:07 <Mort-> "What?"
27:08 <diebot> Itzamna, sense motive: [1d20=16] 17
27:08 <Salvanar> i have cookies...
27:14 <Mort-> "Oh. Cookies?"
27:16 <Mort-> "Gimme?"
27:17 <Salvanar> bwahahahahaahhahahahaah
27:45 <Mort-> Ill listen to oogkai first, the ngo listen to Itzamna, in his stories
27:56 <Mort-> as long as perfection isnt too close
28:00 <Mort-> mutabiqi
28:02 <Mort-> acutally
28:05 <Mort-> but Ill hear about his tribe as well
28:08 <Mort-> its all good stories :D
28:18 <Artimus> !roll 1d20+9 diplomacy
28:18 <dicebot> Artimus, diplomacy: [1d20=1] 10
28:21 <Mort-> !throw 1d20+0 diplomacy
28:22 <diebot> Mort-, diplomacy: [1d20=16] 16
28:25 <Jerus> !throw 1d20-2 diplomacy
28:25 <diebot> Jerus, diplomacy: [1d20=7] 5
28:25 <Itzamna> !throw 1d20+7 diplomacy
28:27 <diebot> Itzamna, diplomacy: [1d20=4] 11
28:37 <Itzamna> !throw 1d20+5 diplomacy perfection
28:38 <diebot> Itzamna, diplomacy perfection: [1d20=5] 10
28:49 <Itzamna> I'll also look around at the sort of weapons they're carrying
29:03 <Artimus> I'll ask him about soldiers
29:05 <Artimus> from that one area
29:12 * Mort- listens to itzamna and his stories
29:18 <Artimus> Lingshen
29:28 <Jerus> "I had to pull this gnome out of a fire once.."
29:36 <Mort-> "Really?"
29:41 <Mort-> "What happened?"
29:43 <Itzamna> "I had to set a human on fire once."
29:47 * Mort- loves stories
29:55 <Mort-> "How would you set humans on fire?"
29:56 <Salvanar> "I've heard there are goblins in the area."
30:04 <Mort-> "They arent usually combustible?"
30:10 <Mort-> "Isnt it bad to set humans on fire?"
30:11 * Itzamna casts a spell in the background...
30:17 <Mort-> spellcraft
30:21 <Mort-> !throw 1d20+11 spellcraft
30:21 <diebot> Mort-, spellcraft: [1d20=19] 30
30:26 <Mort-> right. what is he casting
30:56 <Jerus> "We were goin' to see him about some information, and soon as we show up, theres folks knockin' him around and settin' his garden on fire. He was a gardener, ya see. So we had to fight 'em down. It was a good fight. Meanwhile the fire's gettin' bigger an' bigger. Barely managed to get em all down and pull him our right a'fore the flames got 'im."
31:16 <Mort-> "Oh. What happened after?"
31:19 <Jerus> "Did't have eyebrows for weeks.."
31:22 <Avatar> "The Sky Spirits will be with us."
31:23 <Mort-> khaz
31:27 <Mort-> but I m not supposed to know
31:28 <Mort-> remember?
31:29 <Mort-> hehee
31:36 <Itzamna> Perfection goes up to Ogokai: "I've told you some interesting stories... Could you please tell me some stories that are not really fit for everyone to hear.... perhaps... secretly?"
31:47 <Itzamna> "Perhaps you could whisper them to me?"
31:51 * Mort- stays away from perfection..
31:56 <Mort-> "I like stories, but not spiders"
32:10 <Mort-> "Maybe you need a fireproof suit"
32:11 <Itzamna> "Regarding the Sky Spirits...?"
32:14 <Mort-> (to jerus)
32:20 <Avatar> he shakes his head at Itzamna, gesturing "no"
32:25 <Itzamna> "Are you Sure..."
32:38 <Avatar> he nods at Itzamna, gesturing "yes"
32:48 <Salvanar> "I will go keep watch."
32:48 <Itzamna> Perfection says "Really?"
33:00 <Itzamna> yes
33:01 <Mort-> "Tell me about the watch order"
33:23 <Itzamna> "I can be Very persuasive"
33:49 <Salvanar> "I'll wake someone up in a few hours to take over."
33:56 <Mort-> "Mmph.."
34:05 * Mort- takes out her blankets and cuddles up to zz :)
34:31 * Salvanar Heads over to a good location to keep watch at (H-3)
34:59 <Mort-> cats..
35:04 <Artimus> http://dnd.ballig.net/viewchar.php5?char=351
36:51 <Avatar> Ogokai reluctantly tells you all a story about how he once saw a Sky Spirit
37:00 <Mort-> oooohh
37:01 <Artimus> huzzah
37:04 <Mort-> thats before I fall asleep right?
37:12 <Mort-> or is that on Mek's questioning
37:13 <Mort-> coolz
37:16 <Artimus> Salvanar: do you see the background map in CA? or still a black screen?
37:19 <Mort-> yeah
37:23 <Mort-> wed still set watch
37:34 <Mort-> if he wants to he can
37:46 <Salvanar> yes.  I see a flowery setting
37:59 <Salvanar> some huts
38:24 <Artimus> we check on our prisoner
38:32 <Jerus> !throw 1d20+9 fort
38:33 <diebot> Jerus, fort: [1d20=15] 24
39:02 <Artimus> www.imgur.com
39:35 <Avatar> Clumps of green lichen cling to the links of an iron chain that spans the river a few inches above the water, the chain holding several vertical, bobbing logs in place. On the north shore, the chain is bolted to a squat stone block half-buried in the ground. To the south, the chain attaches to a large metal crank handle mounted to a ruined stone wall. A short wooden dock stretches from the front 
39:35 <Avatar> of the stone wall out to the middle of the slow-flowing river.
40:01 <Artimus> we'll dock
40:09 <Itzamna> "Where are we now?"
40:43 <Artimus> I'll look about
40:47 <Artimus> !roll 1d20+10 perception
40:47 <dicebot> Artimus, perception: [1d20=12] 22
41:03 <Itzamna> "Looks like one of those quarantine things..."
41:33 <Salvanar> !throw 1d20+4 Survival
41:33 <diebot> Salvanar, Survival: [1d20=4] 8
42:32 <Mort-> local sailor lol
42:34 <Artimus> L8
42:39 <Mort-> aka captain
43:01 <Mort-> but the point is the person piloting this ship knows nothing about it acutally :P
43:07 <Mort-> player I mean
43:12 <Artimus> "Greetings."
43:34 <Mort-> he is a lingshen guy?
43:44 <Artimus> "We have no cargo for trade."
43:50 <Avatar> "On the authority of the Lingshen!"
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44:06 <Mort-> how many?
44:09 <Artimus> "You may send an inspection officer on board."
44:10 <Mort-> charm person..?
44:18 <Mort-> 4 in total
44:20 <Mort-> argh
44:21 <Mort-> cant do it :P
44:39 <Jerus> "But ain't that about sellin' things? We ain't tradin'. All we got onboard is our food."
45:06 <War_Wrecker> (DAMNIT. I SLEPT FOR 15 HOURS.)
45:10 <Mort-> well its too late
45:11 <Mort-> we're movin
45:43 <Itzamna> sense motive?
45:51 <Itzamna> are they trying to pull a fast one?
45:56 <Artimus> "I would feel more comfortable if only one of you came aboard."
46:00 <Itzamna> !throw 1d20+1 sense motive @avatar
46:05 <Itzamna> !throw 1d20+5 Perception sense motive @avatar
46:07 <Mort-> !throw 1d20+0 sense motive @avatar
46:08 <Artimus> !roll 1d20+7 sense motive @Avatar
46:11 <Avatar> "Ha! Something to hide."
46:12 <Salvanar> !throw 1d20 Sense Motive
46:12 <diebot> Salvanar, Sense Motive: [1d20=20] 20
46:41 <Mort-> who is their leader
46:51 <Mort-> can I cast charm person on him?
46:52 <Itzamna> are they carrying weapons?
46:56 <Artimus> "Well, we're only going to allow one of you on board."
46:59 <Mort-> convince we have nothing worth trouble..
47:02 <Artimus> "So choose who that will be, and we'll lower a gangplank."
47:06 <Itzamna> what weapons are they wearing
47:43 <Itzamna> are they wearing uniforms?
48:00 <Avatar> "You will be allowing all of us on board to search the ship."
48:17 <Mort-> "How many people does it take to search a ship?"
48:21 <Salvanar> !throw 1d20 Sense Motive @Avatar
48:26 <Itzamna> "On whose authority?"
48:32 <Artimus> "Are you prepared to murder travellers for not allowing your entire retinue on board?"
48:41 <Mort-> war_wrecker - next time wake up in time ffs
48:43 <Mort-> timing is important
48:54 <Avatar> they ready their weapons
48:55 <Mort-> ah well u get to watch :D
48:58 <Artimus> so that's a yes
49:00 <Avatar> "Are you allowing us all on board, or not?"
49:02 <War_Wrecker> I know timing is important. I slept for 15 hours. 15 god damn hours. Not 10, not 12, 15.
49:02 <Artimus> "Nope."
49:03 <Itzamna> "On whose authority?"
49:04 <Mort-> "Not again"
49:05 <Itzamna> are they wearing uniforms?
49:06 <Mort-> lolz
49:09 <Avatar> roll initiative
49:10 <Artimus> !roll 1d20 initiative
49:10 <dicebot> Artimus, initiative: [1d20=18] 18
49:10 <Jerus> @init
49:11 <diebot> Jerus, 1d20+3: [1d20=3] 6
49:17 <Mort-> !throw 1d20+5 initiative
49:18 <diebot> Mort-, initiative: [1d20=12] 17
49:28 <Mort-> lingshen guys?
49:29 <Salvanar> !throw 1d20+4
49:30 <diebot> Salvanar, 1d20+4: [1d20=9] 13
49:36 <Nodwik> !throw 1d20+1
49:36 <diebot> Nodwik, 1d20+1: [1d20=9] 10
49:37 <Mort-> that would help
49:52 <Itzamna> !throw 1d20+4 initiative; 1d20+2 perfection init
49:54 <diebot> Itzamna, initiative: [1d20=1] 5; perfection init: [1d20=18] 20
50:42 <Mort-> can we just sail
50:45 <Mort-> the boat past them>
50:48 <Mort-> Im controlling?
50:49 <Mort-> ah
51:17 <Mort-> were can they board us?
51:22 <Avatar> it's Perfection's turn
51:28 <Itzamna> delay
52:08 <Artimus> I'll cast Calm Emotions so that it only hits the two north ones
52:12 <Artimus> DC 16
52:42 <Salvanar> Why not just calm them all?
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52:49 <Mort-> because we cant kill any
52:50 <Mort-> yeah
52:53 <Salvanar> Thats a good thing
52:53 <Mort-> so just pick some out ...
53:09 <Salvanar> They are probably Lawfull guards
53:30 <Mort-> we still need to get out
53:39 <Avatar> they both save
53:41 <Artimus> end turn
53:47 <Jerus> "are they? Seem pretty intent on gettin' violent."
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53:52 <Avatar> it's Mort's turn
54:01 <Mort-> pull out a scroll of grease and toss it on all 4
54:07 <Mort-> dc is 11..
54:14 <Mort-> just worth a try
54:16 * Mort- shrugs
54:43 <Mort-> lol
54:56 <Artimus> it's not really worth a try if it uses a turn
54:58 <Artimus> and resources
55:03 <Salvanar> Mort....
55:04 <Mort-> there are 4 of them
55:08 <Salvanar> these cookies are good
55:08 * Mort- shrugs
55:11 <Mort-> yeah
55:11 <Artimus> sure, it might hit one, or all of them
55:15 <Artimus> it's just a really bad idea to try it
55:18 <Avatar> they all save
55:20 <Mort-> k
55:23 <Mort-> at laest we know something
55:27 <Artimus> we already knew :p
55:30 <Mort-> no
55:33 <Artimus> yep
55:34 <Mort-> but they saved vs calm emotions
55:35 <Mort-> will..
55:39 <Mort-> was trying another angle :P
55:40 <Artimus> a commoner can save on a DC 11 half the itme
55:50 <Mort-> really?
55:50 <Artimus> level 3+ guards will do it more than half the time
55:51 <Mort-> :D
55:51 <Mort-> lol
55:57 <Mort-> guess we learn
56:00 <Artimus> we already knew :p
56:02 <Artimus> /you/ learned
56:39 <Salvanar> As a Free Action I shout out in common. "Board this ship and you will be set upon!  There's no need for this to become violent."
56:54 <Avatar> !throw 1d20+8
56:55 <diebot> Avatar, 1d20+8: [1d20=14] 22
57:13 <Itzamna> Perfection shall undelay
57:14 <Mort-> there are consequneces
57:18 <Mort-> on moving through a grease pile
57:26 <Itzamna> after this
57:35 <Salvanar> IM PINK!
57:52 <Mort-> . A creature can walk within or through the area of grease at half normal speed with a DC 10 Acrobatics check. Failure means it can't move that round (and must then make a Reflex save or fall), while failure by 5 or more means it falls (see the Acrobatics skill for details). Creatures that do not move on their turn do not need to make this check and are not considered flat-footed.
57:59 <Mort-> so even if tey make the check, but they move
58:02 <Mort-> they are considered flatfooted
58:04 <Avatar> !throw 1d20+4
58:05 <diebot> Avatar, 1d20+4: [1d20=15] 19
58:13 <Avatar> !throw 1d20+4
58:14 <diebot> Avatar, 1d20+4: [1d20=4] 8
58:21 <Avatar> !throw 1d6+1
58:21 <diebot> Avatar, 1d6+1: [1d6=2] 3
59:04 <Avatar> it's Perfection's turn
59:07 <Mort-> hes considered flatfooted
59:08 <Mort-> btw 
59:10 <Mort-> all those 4 buggers
59:14 <Mort-> if they move
59:16 <Itzamna> 5' SE
59:16 <Mort-> if they dont its not
59:31 <Mort-> the one who moved out still is
59:47 <Itzamna> bite 1
59:52 <Itzamna> !throw 1d20+5 power attack
59:53 <Artimus> he isn't flat-footed
59:54 <diebot> Itzamna, power attack: [1d20=15] 20
59:59 <Mort-> moving through a grease pile
59:59 <Itzamna> !throw 1d6+5 damage
00:01 <diebot> Itzamna, damage: [1d6=3] 8
00:01 <Mort-> makes you flat footed
00:05 <Artimus> he's not flat-footed
00:07 <Mort-> whether you make the save?
00:08 <Mort-> or not?
00:09 <Mort-> . A creature can walk within or through the area of grease at half normal speed with a DC 10 Acrobatics check. Failure means it can't move that round (and must then make a Reflex save or fall), while failure by 5 or more means it falls (see the Acrobatics skill for details). Creatures that do not move on their turn do not need to make this check and are not considered flat-footed.
00:10 <Itzamna> !throw 1d20+5 claw
00:10 <Mort-> this part
00:11 <diebot> Itzamna, claw: [1d20=4] 9
00:13 <Mort-> I am looking at
00:13 <Itzamna> !throw 1d20+5 claw
00:14 <diebot> Itzamna, claw: [1d20=5] 10
00:17 <Itzamna> end turn
00:24 <Artimus> it doesn't say anyone is considered flat footed
00:28 <Artimus> it only says that people AREN'T considered flat-footed
00:36 <Mort-> IF THEY DONT MOVE
00:38 <Mort-> but if they do they are?
00:39 <Artimus> right
00:40 <Artimus> no
00:47 <Avatar> #2 tumbles over 
00:53 <Avatar> !throw 1d20+8
00:53 <diebot> Avatar, 1d20+8: [1d20=7] 15
01:08 <Mort-> Creatures that do not move on their turn do not need to make this check and are not considered flat-footed.
01:11 <Mort-> whats the poitn of it anyway
01:13 <Jerus> what about Salvanar?
01:15 <Mort-> if it was given
01:30 <Nodwik> !throw 1d20+1
01:31 <diebot> Nodwik, 1d20+1: [1d20=14] 15
01:49 <Avatar> roll damage
02:01 <Itzamna> I will need to take a break at 16:00 AEST.
02:03 <Nodwik> !throw 1d6+4
02:06 <diebot> Nodwik, 1d6+4: [1d6=6] 10
02:17 <Mort-> wth thats a lot of damage.
02:17 <Avatar> and he responds with his own attack
02:28 <Avatar> !throw 1d20+6
02:28 <diebot> Avatar, 1d20+6: [1d20=18] 24
02:50 <Avatar> !throw 1d6+1; 1d6
02:51 <diebot> Avatar, 1d6+1: [1d6=4] 5; 1d6: [1d6=4] 4
03:00 <Mort-> yeah probabl
03:31 <Artimus> he's on 1/13
04:06 <Avatar> !throw 1d20+8
04:06 <diebot> Avatar, 1d20+8: [1d20=10] 18
04:51 <Avatar> it's Salvanar's turn
05:06 <Salvanar> !throw 1d20+7 Trip Attempt on Enemy 2
05:06 <diebot> Salvanar, Trip Attempt on Enemy 2: [1d20=2] 9
05:21 <Avatar> movement remains
05:39 <Salvanar> Move M8
05:54 <Itzamna> "Do we really need /haste/ here?"
06:10 <Avatar> it's Jerus' turn
07:00 <Jerus> move NW, 2N, 1E draw hammer while moving, power attack 2. 
07:08 <Jerus> @pa
07:09 <diebot> Jerus, power attack: [1d20=3] 11; damage: [1d12=2] 12
07:47 <Jerus> end.
08:11 <Avatar> it's Itzamna's turn
08:47 <Itzamna> 5' west
08:53 <Itzamna> start casting enlarge person
09:11 <Avatar> it's Nodwik's turn
10:09 <Mort-> hes next to the big guy?
10:13 <Mort-> oh so he is under the dock
10:14 <Mort-> ah I see
10:15 <Mort-> k
10:18 <Mort-> interseting
10:18 <Mort-> lol
10:42 <Avatar> he starts singing a tune
10:45 <Avatar> and dancing
10:52 <Mort-> I see..
11:27 <Avatar> it's Artimus' turn
11:29 <Mort-> reflex save next turn yeah
11:42 <Artimus> I'll take a 5 foot step southeast
11:44 <Artimus> and cast burning hands east
11:59 <Artimus> DC 14
13:07 <Avatar> they both expertly evade the fire
13:15 <Avatar> it's Mort's turn
13:23 <Mort-> make the guy on the bank laugh
13:27 <Mort-> tickle with feather!
13:33 <Mort-> dc 16
13:44 <Mort-> will yes
14:08 <Itzamna> "One day you'll remember this and laugh. And laugh. And laugh."
14:39 <Avatar> he drops to the ground laughing and singing
14:40 <Mort-> keep laughing, whatever...
14:42 <Mort-> he cant sing
14:45 <Mort-> while hes laughing?
14:45 <Mort-> :P
14:49 <Avatar> movement action remains
14:54 <Mort-> leave it where it is
14:56 <Mort-> stay where I am
14:57 <Mort-> end turn
15:04 <Mort-> if hes laughing
15:07 <Mort-> he cant be singing..
15:20 <Mort-> its to make sure he doesnt sing shit at us
15:35 <Mort-> 5 rounds btw
15:35 * Salvanar gives a cookie to Mort
15:38 <Mort-> Im level 5..
15:46 <Mort-> but at round 2
15:49 <Mort-> he gets to make save again
15:54 <Mort-> if he fails then yeah hes stuck for 5 rounds
17:24 <Avatar> !throw 1d20+8
17:24 <diebot> Avatar, 1d20+8: [1d20=5] 13
17:29 <Mort-> I think..
17:32 <Mort-> a lot of people
17:35 <Mort-> are going ot chase him
18:28 <Salvanar> !throw 1d20+8 Trip Attempt on Enemy 1
18:28 <diebot> Salvanar, Trip Attempt on Enemy 1: [1d20=2] 10
18:35 <Itzamna> !throw 1d20+6 trip attempt
18:36 <diebot> Itzamna, trip attempt: [1d20=20] 26
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19:24 <Avatar> it's Perfection's turn
19:25 <Itzamna> delay
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20:20 <Avatar> !throw 1d20+4 artimus
20:21 <diebot> Avatar, artimus: [1d20=3] 7
20:22 <Avatar> !throw 1d20+4 jerus
20:22 <diebot> Avatar, jerus: [1d20=10] 14
20:29 <Avatar> it's Salvanar's turn
21:58 <Salvanar> !throw 1d20+7 Trip Attempt on Enemy 1
21:58 <diebot> Salvanar, Trip Attempt on Enemy 1: [1d20=9] 16
22:12 <Avatar> movement remains
22:20 <Avatar> it's Jerus' turn
22:28 <Jerus> 5ft W, hammer 3 down.
22:43 <Jerus> @pa
22:43 <diebot> Jerus, power attack: [1d20=1] 9; damage: [1d12=10] 20
22:51 <Avatar> it's Itzamna's turn
22:58 <Itzamna> enlarge Perfection
23:11 <Mort-> space issues?
23:24 <Itzamna> if possibly, shunt 1 into the water, otherwise, push Salvanar and Itzamna back
23:43 Nodwik is now known as Nodwik_sleeps
24:05 <Avatar> Nodwik_sleeps: are you jumping out of the game?
27:59 <Itzamna> Mage armour perfection, and 5' west
28:07 <Itzamna> then perfection shall undelay
29:03 <Avatar> it's Perfection's turn
29:23 <Itzamna> !throw 1d20+10
29:24 <diebot> Itzamna, 1d20+10: [1d20=17] 27
29:43 <Itzamna> bite 2
29:52 <Itzamna> !throw 1d20+7 power attack
29:53 <diebot> Itzamna, power attack: [1d20=1] 8
29:57 <Itzamna> claw 2
30:01 <Itzamna> !throw 1d20+7 claw
30:02 <diebot> Itzamna, claw: [1d20=6] 13
30:12 <Itzamna> !throw 1d20+7 claw
30:13 <diebot> Itzamna, claw: [1d20=5] 12
30:17 <Itzamna> end turn
30:25 <Avatar> it's Nodwik's turn
30:54 <Mort-> uh oh
30:59 <Mort-> may need yo ut ppaly my turn
31:02 <Mort-> unex[ected guests
31:12 <Nodwik_sleeps> !throw 1d20
31:12 <diebot> Nodwik_sleeps, 1d20: [1d20=11] 11
32:33 <Avatar> he stops laughing
32:44 <Avatar> it's Artimus' turn
33:08 <Artimus> I'm going to take a 5 foot step back, and cast Command on 2
33:28 <Artimus> DC 15 will save
34:09 <Artimus> Fall
34:23 <Artimus> "Fall"
34:36 <Avatar> he falls
34:47 <Avatar> it's Mort's turn
34:56 <Jerus> draws AoOs for it?
35:12 <Itzamna> dropping is a free action
35:16 <Artimus> Jerus: It'll provoke AOO for standing again
35:24 <Artimus> but has to stay prone for his entire round
35:38 <Jerus> hm. right.
35:57 <Artimus> she'll acid splash
36:58 <Artimus> she'll delay
37:13 <Avatar> #1 stands up
37:16 <Avatar> take AoO's
37:22 <Salvanar> !throw 1d20+7 Power Attack AoO; 1d8+7 
37:22 <diebot> Salvanar, Power Attack AoO: [1d20=14] 21; 1d8+7: [1d8=8] 15
37:48 <Avatar> 2 falls
37:56 <Mort-> god sorry
38:04 <Avatar> #3 attacks Perfection
38:07 <Itzamna> bring it on
38:20 <Avatar> !throw 1d20+4
38:21 <diebot> Avatar, 1d20+4: [1d20=4] 8
38:36 <Avatar> it's Salvanar's turn
39:00 <Salvanar> !throw 1d20+7 Power Attack AoO; 1d8+7 
39:00 <diebot> Salvanar, Power Attack AoO: [1d20=12] 19; 1d8+7: [1d8=7] 14
39:19 <Avatar> he's critical
39:23 <Avatar> it's Jerus' turn
39:52 <Jerus> flanking 2 with perfection if I move SE?
40:29 <Jerus> hammer 2, hopefully with more accuracy.
40:33 <Salvanar> 3 is near death
40:33 <Artimus> do 3
40:33 <Jerus> @pa
40:33 <diebot> Jerus, power attack: [1d20=2] 10; damage: [1d12=8] 18
40:42 <Avatar> it's Itzamna's turn
40:44 <Jerus> flanking and prone..
40:45 <Itzamna> delay
40:50 <Avatar> it's Perfection's turn
40:52 <Avatar> roll acrobatics
40:54 <Jerus> god this is annoying.
40:55 <Itzamna> !throw 1d20+10
40:56 <diebot> Itzamna, 1d20+10: [1d20=5] 15
41:14 <Mort-> can I take my turn?
41:23 <Mort-> or wit after whatever they are doin
41:26 <Artimus> Jerus
41:51 <Avatar> Perfection stays balanced
42:15 <Itzamna> Perfection bites 2
42:23 <Itzamna> !throw 1d20+11 CHOMP
42:24 <diebot> Itzamna, CHOMP: [1d20=19] 30
42:48 <Itzamna> !throw 1d8+6
42:50 <diebot> Itzamna, 1d8+6: [1d8=6] 12
43:08 <Itzamna> 5' west
43:20 <Itzamna> then claw 3
43:40 <Itzamna> !throw 2#1d20+5 claw
43:41 <diebot> Itzamna, claw: [1d20=20] 25, [1d20=4] 9
43:48 <Itzamna> !throw 1d20+5 confirm please
43:49 <diebot> Itzamna, confirm please: [1d20=15] 20
44:00 <Avatar> it's Nodwik's turn
44:06 <Itzamna> !throw 2d6+12 damage
44:07 <diebot> Itzamna, damage: [2d6=5,3] 20
44:15 <Artimus> "Surrender."
44:32 <Mort-> I can toss ropes
44:33 <Mort-> if u like
44:39 <Mort-> sorry aobut being on and off
44:52 <Artimus> Mort wanted to take her turn
45:07 <Salvanar> you cannot 5' step swim
45:11 <Salvanar> unless you have a swim speed
45:20 <Nodwik_sleeps> !throw 1d20
45:20 <diebot> Nodwik_sleeps, 1d20: [1d20=19] 19
45:34 <Mort-> the bard stopped laughing?
45:37 <Artimus> yes
46:04 <Avatar> it's Mort's turn
46:11 <Salvanar> you could always swim towards the shore
46:40 <War_Wrecker> Swim towards the shore? Someone is already in the water?
46:43 <Mort-> shoot at him
46:49 <Mort-> at the bard
47:11 <Artimus> ready an attack to shoot him when he stands up
47:17 <Mort-> oh yeha
47:19 <Mort-> forgot hes prone
47:27 <Mort-> k ready to shoot him when he stands up
47:28 <Mort-> kk
47:28 <Mort-> done
47:33 <Avatar> it's Salvanar's turn
48:15 <Salvanar> !throw 1d20+6 Power Attack AoO; 1d10+7 
48:16 <diebot> Salvanar, Power Attack AoO: [1d20=8] 14; 1d10+7: [1d10=9] 16
48:39 <Avatar> it's Jerus' turn
48:49 * Itzamna will undelay
49:05 <Avatar> it's Itzamna's turn
49:10 <Jerus> put away hammer, draw longbow, move up next to Perfection. done.
49:36 <Itzamna> move to C6
50:00 <Salvanar> you're going below deck?
50:00 <Itzamna> and ready an acid splash when he's standing
50:06 <Itzamna> O6
50:08 <Artimus> Jerus: are you not paying attention to us on skype
50:21 <Avatar> it's Perfection's turn
50:21 <Jerus> Not currently on skype.
50:34 <Mort-> sorry
50:41 <Artimus> Jerus: why not?
50:41 <Mort-> some peeps popped in
50:44 <Artimus> at least tell us what's going on man
50:56 <Mort-> my cousins boyfriend
50:59 <Mort-> came in with his mom
51:08 <Mort-> and I had to make a perform check(piano)
51:11 <Mort-> to keep her entertained
51:27 <Itzamna> !throw 1d20+10 acrobatics
51:28 <diebot> Itzamna, acrobatics: [1d20=15] 25
51:48 <Itzamna> !throw 1d20+7 bite; 2#1d20+7 claws
51:49 <diebot> Itzamna, bite: [1d20=10] 17; claws: [1d20=2] 9, [1d20=12] 19
52:06 <Artimus> I'll stabilise any survivors
52:25 <Jerus> Can I drop a rope and pull Nodwik up?
52:28 <Artimus> "Well, I guess we should check out the guard house."
52:31 <Artimus> I'll get off the boat and inspect it
52:34 <Artimus> !roll 1d20+10 perception
52:34 <dicebot> Artimus, perception: [1d20=7] 17
52:45 <Artimus> I'll turn the crank
52:48 <Itzamna> I need to take a break in about 10 minutes
52:52 * Salvanar Searches the bodies
52:57 <Artimus> I'll use the crank to disengage the chain
53:29 <Mort-> what a mess..
53:44 <Itzamna> any other papers or interesting things on the "officers"
53:44 <Artimus> we'll put the unconscious bodies on the pier
53:46 <Artimus> and loot them
54:14 <Salvanar> "Damned fools shouldn't have tried to board the ship without permission."
54:30 <Mort-> "Fix us up?"
54:36 <Artimus> who's taken damage?
54:40 <Mort-> ah
54:42 <Mort-> okay CLW pots
54:43 <Artimus> only nodwik
54:43 <Mort-> just drink em
54:45 <Itzamna> "Great. We've caused a diplomatic incident!"
54:48 <Mort-> no one else?
54:50 <Mort-> wow amazing
55:00 <Mort-> "They started it"
55:04 <Mort-> "I guess spiders are useful"
55:06 <Artimus> I'll take a tanglefoot bag
55:09 <Salvanar> nice... bags
55:24 <Itzamna> "I'll need to clean the blood of her claws..."
55:35 <Artimus> "Okay, let's keep moving."
56:01 <Mort-> right.
56:43 <Mort-> oh no guess
56:47 <Mort-> who is the one driving :(
56:55 <Mort-> and gimme those cookies..
57:09 <Salvanar> NO!
57:16 <Mort-> why..
57:18 <Salvanar> the Mint Oreos are mine
57:25 <Mort-> :(
57:33 <Avatar> The canyon is 30 feet wide on average, while the river sinks to an average depth of 60 feet, and the current moves the ship forward 40 feet per round. The cliffs are 30 feet high on either side, and can be scaled with a DC 10 Climb check thanks to banyan roots that cover their faces.
57:36 <Mort-> oh my god
57:57 <Avatar> The sickening stench of death and decay wafts out of this narrow sandstone canyon. Half-eaten fish and bloody humanoid bones litter swaths of the shore, attracting clouds of buzzing black flies. Banyan trees grow along the top of the ridge, partially concealing with their thick, leathery roots the network of holes and tunnels that riddle the face of either cliff.
58:11 <Mort-> "This whole place smells of ambush"
58:12 <Itzamna> hmm
58:18 <Artimus> "Keep an eye out for hobgoblins."
58:19 * Itzamna casts mage armour on Perfection
58:29 * Mort- casts mage armor on herself
58:46 <Itzamna> nope
58:47 <Mort-> lingustic check?
58:49 <Mort-> or cant
59:01 <Itzamna> Perfection looks at them with a "Don't you dare mess with us" look
59:06 <Mort-> undercommon?
59:08 <Mort-> haha
59:10 <Itzamna> and makes a loud hiss
59:17 <Itzamna> (intimidate?)
59:20 <Artimus> !roll 1d20 initiative
59:20 <dicebot> Artimus, initiative: [1d20=7] 7
59:23 <Jerus> @init
59:24 <diebot> Jerus, 1d20+3: [1d20=6] 9
59:25 <Mort-> @init
59:26 <diebot> Mort-, initiative: [1d20=4] 9
59:39 <Mort-> Ill go eat for half an hr
59:43 * Mort- grazes
59:57 <Mort-> afking snacking
00:55 <Salvanar> coooooooookies
02:16 <Mort-> bread
02:42 <Mort-> I think if tey shoot us Im going ot obscuring mist
02:45 <Mort-> btw Im a young wizzie
02:48 <Mort-> so I like to try new things
02:52 <Mort-> to see if they work/not
03:11 <Mort-> the last time I volunteered ot obscuring mist though
03:14 <Mort-> my party wasnt too happy
05:44 * Mort- begs salvanar for cookies
09:54 <Avatar> Salvanar / Itzamna/Perfection : you can make initiative rolls whenever you're ready
16:17 <Mort-> what would my aunt think of a giant bag of twisties
17:00 <Artimus> she would think "that giant bag of twisties will be delicious"
17:28 <Mort-> I ate them up
17:32 <Mort-> or proceedimg to
17:41 <Artimus> she is going to attack you and take your remaining twisties
17:47 <Mort-> gaming at home
18:03 <Mort-> is subject to so much irritation
18:11 <Brunius> :(
18:16 <Brunius> Mort, Y U NO SHARE?
18:20 <Mort-> people yell to u to eat
18:33 * Mort- passes brunius a twisty
18:37 <Artimus> it's fine for those of us who don't live with anyone
18:46 <Artimus> living with people is for chumps
18:46 <Mort-> well i do
19:05 <Mort-> have to bluff parents im going oout to dnd :P
19:14 <Salvanar> !throw 1d20+4 Initiative
19:15 <diebot> Salvanar, Initiative: [1d20=3] 7
19:24 <Mort-> I am leavimg the hoouse im 7h time though
19:31 <Brunius> Wasn't living with someone the problem Aimz had with showing up to games?
19:48 <Mort-> but we should have time to finishthes
19:50 <Mort-> this
20:06 <Artimus> there's no way we'll still be playing this in 7 hours
20:11 <Mort-> ya
20:27 <Brunius> You hope
20:41 <Mort-> its been clean
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21:36 <Mort-> problem is mek plays things very interestingly
21:43 <Avatar> !throw 1d20+4 itzamna's init; 1d20+2 Perfection's init
21:44 <diebot> Avatar, itzamna's init: [1d20=17] 21; Perfection's init: [1d20=4] 6
21:50 <Mort-> not sure how he acts
21:51 <Brunius> Haha
21:55 <Brunius> finally got sick of waiting?
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22:27 <Mort-> perfection might have climb
25:24 <Mort-> i hate gobs
25:34 <Mort-> or not
28:48 <Mort-> we just talk a lot
30:06 <Mort-> did consider making one
31:14 <Mort-> why was everyone tripping btw
31:42 <Mort-> stab..
32:46 <Brunius> Dammit Mort-
32:52 <Brunius> Now I want some Twisties :(
33:02 <Artimus> is Mekkis / Itzamna back
34:01 <Brunius> What's going on?
34:06 <Brunius> With Mekkis I mean
34:27 <Artimus> we are on a half hour break because mekkis had to take a break
34:40 <Avatar> which has expired
34:41 <Avatar> come back mekis
34:44 <Avatar> mekkis_tablet
34:50 <Avatar> Mekkis
34:54 <Brunius> Someone called him?
35:33 <Mort-> I ate them all
35:35 <Mort-> Im sowwie
35:37 <Mort-> I gave you one
36:20 <Mort-> does anyone care for obsucring mist?
36:23 <Mort-> they cant hit us at range?
36:34 <Avatar> you don't know
36:37 <Avatar> they're armed with spears
36:41 <Artimus> so they're goblins? or hobgoblins?
36:46 <Mort-> yeah I wanted to look at it
36:56 <Artimus> `devoice Nodwik_sleeps
37:02 * ChanOP removes voice from Nodwik_sleeps
37:24 <MekkisScreen> moin
37:27 <Mort-> ah cool
37:29 <Mort-> excellent
37:36 <Avatar> it's Itzamna's turn
37:37 <Mort-> I am NOT doing a crash course in how to handle spiders
37:39 <Mort-> :D
37:42 <Mort-> I wanted to..
37:43 <Mort-> haha
37:45 <MekkisScreen> IP
37:47 <Mort-> but nevermind I have a magus :P
37:48 <MekkisScreen> ?
37:50 <Avatar> 124.148.174.206
38:06 <Avatar> you're still connected
38:37 <Mort-> tehy should haha
38:40 <Mort-> but its lolz
38:45 <Mort-> roc for level 1 drood..
38:52 <Mort-> yeah a disaster for monsters
38:57 <Mort-> he is talking aint he?
39:01 * Mort- nibbles MekkisScreen
39:16 <Avatar> mekkis, need a turn from you within 30 seconds or you delay
39:20 <MekkisScreen> I can't see it
39:37 <Mort-> reconnect
39:38 <MekkisScreen> delay until perfection's turn
39:43 <Avatar> try reconnect
39:48 <MekkisScreen> "can we outrun them""
39:57 <Mort-> "In this cliff?"
39:58 <Avatar> they're on the boat
40:03 <Mort-> "Unlikely"
40:09 <Avatar> goblin 2 attacks Perfection
40:10 <MekkisScreen> what
40:18 <Artimus> four goblins jumped onto the boat
40:36 <Mort-> yeah
40:46 <Mort-> can I roll knowledge on GOBLINS?
40:48 <Mort-> :D
40:48 <Avatar> so does 1
40:52 <Avatar> !throw 1d20+5
40:53 <Avatar> !throw 1d20+5
40:53 <diebot> Avatar, 1d20+5: [1d20=10] 15
40:54 <diebot> Avatar, 1d20+5: [1d20=3] 8
41:02 <MekkisScreen> miss
41:21 <Avatar> #3 goes up the ladder
41:28 <Avatar> and attacks Mort
41:30 <Jerus> aoo?
41:34 <Jerus> oh. haven't acted.
41:35 <MekkisScreen> AoO?
41:36 <Jerus> buh.
41:37 <Avatar> yeah
41:38 <Avatar> take AoO
41:41 <Avatar> oh, no
41:42 <MekkisScreen> same here 
41:47 <Avatar> !throw 1d20+5
41:47 <diebot> Avatar, 1d20+5: [1d20=5] 10
41:48 <diebot> Avatar, 1d20+5: [1d20=19] 24
41:49 <Mort-> havent acted yeah
41:50 <Mort-> 2nd hits
41:54 <Mort-> roll damage
42:00 <Mort-> I dont know what weapon it is
42:05 <Mort-> hes on teh ohter side
42:06 <Mort-> of the ship
42:11 <MekkisScreen> doesn't Salvanar have combat reflexes?
42:20 <Mort-> we're talking about 3 and 4..
42:28 <Avatar> !throw 1d6+1
42:29 <diebot> Avatar, 1d6+1: [1d6=1] 2
42:29 <Avatar> !throw 1d6+1
42:30 <diebot> Avatar, 1d6+1: [1d6=6] 7
42:36 <Mort-> 10 doesnt hit
42:37 <Avatar> 2 damage to Mort
42:41 <Mort-> and 24 does
42:42 <Mort-> k
42:47 <Avatar> it's Mort's turn
42:56 <Avatar> the goblins cheer
42:58 <Mort-> what am I supposed to do..
42:59 <Avatar> from atop the cliff
43:04 <Mort-> with freaking goblins on my..
43:06 <Mort-> right..
43:08 <Mort-> concentration?
43:19 <Mort-> drive the boat?
43:20 <Mort-> lol
43:23 <Mort-> wait let me think :D
43:31 <Mort-> what hapepns if no one drives it
43:33 <Mort-> OH
43:35 <Mort-> k better drive it
43:48 <Mort-> !throw 1d20+8 knowledge nature
43:48 <diebot> Mort-, knowledge nature: [1d20=20] 28
43:49 <Mort-> k
43:51 <Mort-> cookie
43:53 <Mort-> OUT
43:54 <Mort-> with it
43:55 <Avatar> standard action remains
43:59 * Salvanar gives her a cookie
44:03 <Mort-> I can cast defensively?
44:09 <Artimus> if you make the concentration, yeah
44:33 <Mort-> yeah to M 12..
44:34 <Mort-> and wish me luck 
44:40 <Mort-> let me see what i Have for coneentration
44:47 <Mort-> oh okay
44:48 <Mort-> let me see
44:51 <Mort-> if I can spray from there
44:56 <Mort-> ya k
44:59 <Mort-> so I move to M 12
45:00 <Mort-> let me try
45:01 <Mort-> to od it
45:03 <Mort-> Im NOT KHAZ
45:04 <Mort-> damnit
45:06 <Mort-> I AM NOT BUILT FOR IT
45:08 <Mort-> defenisvely duh
45:14 <Mort-> let me see
45:17 <Mort-> my cocnentration check
45:18 <Mort-> what is it?
45:23 <Avatar> 1d20+int
45:25 <Mort-> caster levle + int?
45:27 <Mort-> or what
45:33 <Mort-> and other tarits
45:35 <Mort-> colourspray
45:46 <Mort-> 5 to int now, level 5
45:50 <Mort-> trait
45:58 <Mort-> I am level 5, 5 to int, and 2 to trait
46:00 <Mort-> I did take
46:01 <Mort-> incase.
46:05 <Mort-> !throw 1d20+12
46:05 <diebot> Mort-, 1d20+12: [1d20=13] 25
46:10 <Mort-> spray both 3 and 4
46:21 <Mort-> will save is..16
46:24 <Mort-> wait 
46:27 <Mort-> 11+5..yeah
46:29 <Mort-> 16 dc
46:38 <Mort-> or something bad happens
46:46 <Mort-> if below 2 HD something really bad happens
47:18 <Avatar> it's Jerus' turn
47:18 <Mort-> what happens
47:20 <Mort-> to 3 and 4?
47:22 <Mort-> one failed?
47:28 <Artimus> 3 is unconscious
47:28 <Avatar> 4 is okay
47:29 <Artimus> 4 isn't affeected
47:31 <Avatar> 3 is blinded and stunned
47:35 <Artimus> oh
47:49 <Mort-> k
47:51 <Mort-> I wanted to know
48:00 <Jerus> 5ft W, draw hammer, trip 4.
48:08 <Jerus> !throw 1d20+10 trip
48:08 <diebot> Jerus, trip: [1d20=12] 22
48:27 <Jerus> done
48:32 <Avatar> it's Salvanar's turn
48:51 <Mort-> I didnt know I was that good a combat caster..
49:28 <Mort-> u already can hit them..
49:50 <Avatar> it's Artimus't urn
49:50 <Salvanar> N8, ready an attack
51:30 <Artimus> I'll cast bless
51:32 <Artimus> end turn
51:45 <Avatar> it's Perfection's turn
51:48 <Avatar> are you there mekkis
51:58 <Itzamna> yep
52:05 <Salvanar> "For Sarenrae!"
52:12 <Mort-> 3 is unconcious?
52:13 <Itzamna> what's the status of 1 and 2?
52:13 <Mort-> no right
52:21 <Mort-> if he was unconcious jerus would have couped him already
52:23 <Avatar> 3 is stunned/blinded, 4 is tripped
52:26 <Mort-> Im very sure..of that
52:27 <Artimus> to clarify, 3 isn't unconscious
52:39 <Mort-> stunned blind is fine
52:44 <Itzamna> do I have any negative modifiers attacking 1 or 2?
52:54 <Itzamna> bite 1
53:00 <Itzamna> !throw 1d20+5
53:01 <diebot> Itzamna, 1d20+5: [1d20=15] 20
53:05 <Itzamna> !throw 1d6+5
53:06 <diebot> Itzamna, 1d6+5: [1d6=4] 9
53:10 <Itzamna> still up?
53:16 <Itzamna> claw 1
53:19 <Itzamna> !throw 1d20+5
53:20 <diebot> Itzamna, 1d20+5: [1d20=17] 22
53:24 <Itzamna> !throw 1d4+5
53:25 <diebot> Itzamna, 1d4+5: [1d4=3] 8
53:27 <Itzamna> still up?
53:34 <Itzamna> claw 1 again
53:37 <Itzamna> !throw 1d20+5
53:38 <diebot> Itzamna, 1d20+5: [1d20=3] 8
53:48 * Itzamna undelays
53:50 <Avatar> it's Itzamna's turn
53:53 <Itzamna> 5; south
54:01 <Itzamna> s/\;/\'/
54:11 <Itzamna> grease 1 and 2
54:16 <Itzamna> DC15
55:00 <Mort-> whos dog is that
55:07 <Itzamna> start casting Enlarge person
55:08 <Itzamna> :S
55:10 <Itzamna> end turn
55:14 <Mort-> again haha.
55:20 <Itzamna> hey
55:21 <Itzamna> it works
55:23 <Avatar> #1 and #2 attack Perfection
55:29 <Itzamna> don't roll a 20
55:32 <Mort-> lolz
55:33 <Avatar> !throw 1d20+5
55:34 <diebot> Avatar, 1d20+5: [1d20=2] 7
55:34 <Avatar> !throw 1d20+5
55:34 <diebot> Avatar, 1d20+5: [1d20=7] 12
55:35 <Salvanar> i have 1 dog, Magnus.  My Room mates have 2 dogs, Scotty and Moonlight
55:36 <Itzamna> miss
55:52 <Avatar> #4 attempts to get up
55:58 <Mort-> aoo...
56:00 <Avatar> Jerus and Mort: AoO
56:02 <Jerus> @aoo
56:03 <diebot> Jerus, power attack: [1d20=9] 18; damage: [1d12=8] 18
56:04 <Mort-> !throw 1d20+1 aoo
56:04 <diebot> Mort-, aoo: [1d20=11] 12
56:18 <Mort-> sword
56:20 <Mort-> what else
56:21 <Mort-> longsword
56:24 <Mort-> but Ididnt add my level ot it
56:28 <Mort-> yeah I suppose
56:32 <Mort-> my level is about 2 bab
56:34 <Mort-> or something
56:35 <Mort-> yeah
56:39 <Mort-> im not really any good :D
56:45 <Mort-> it should be 14 I suppose
56:50 <Mort-> okay
56:52 <Mort-> if its unarmed
56:54 <Mort-> then I can dont hit
56:55 <Mort-> lol :D
56:57 <Mort-> I wont hit then
57:05 <Mort-> doesnt really matter too much
57:12 <Avatar> !throw 1d20+4
57:12 <Mort-> I guess
57:13 <diebot> Avatar, 1d20+4: [1d20=14] 18
57:14 <Mort-> doesnt really matter
57:14 <Mort-> k
57:18 <Mort-> so who is it on ?
57:30 <Avatar> !throw 1d6+1
57:31 <diebot> Avatar, 1d6+1: [1d6=2] 3
57:32 <Mort-> me?
57:34 <Mort-> take it :P
57:36 <Avatar> dealing 3 damage to Mort
57:41 <Mort-> "Ow!"
57:42 Time_Machine has quit (EOF from client)
57:48 <Avatar> it's Jerus' turn
57:51 <Mort-> "I dont like goblins!"
57:54 <Avatar> it's Mort's turn
58:02 <Mort-> 5ft step back, and drive boat
58:10 <Mort-> !throw 1d20+8 nature
58:10 <diebot> Mort-, nature: [1d20=9] 17
58:24 <Mort-> if that isnt enough, I tried :D
58:36 <Avatar> !throw 1d20
58:36 <diebot> Avatar, 1d20: [1d20=9] 9
58:37 Time_Machine ([email protected]) has joined #d&d
59:03 <Mort-> cool
59:08 <Avatar> !rng port starboard
59:09 <diebot> Avatar, port
59:23 MekkisScreen has quit (Ping timeout: 121 seconds)
59:36 <Mort-> be glad you have a half decent porter here..
59:40 <Mort-> could've been worse..
59:50 <Mort-> who ever takes profession sailor.. :P
59:56 <Mort-> else I think itd be artimus...
59:59 <Mort-> would be driving 
00:13 <Mort-> no ways. Im lawabiding
00:50 <Artimus> !roll 1d20+1 reflex
00:51 <dicebot> Artimus, reflex: [1d20=2] 3
00:52 <Mort-> !throw 1d20+6 reflex
00:53 <Itzamna> !throw 1d20+3 reflex
00:53 <Jerus> @ref
00:53 <diebot> Mort-, reflex: [1d20=8] 14
00:53 <diebot> Jerus, Reflex save: [1d20=3] 5
00:54 <diebot> Itzamna, reflex: [1d20=15] 18
00:58 <Mort-> okay we all fell off
02:15 <Mort-> we're not done yet..
02:39 <Mort-> so is jerus
03:02 <Avatar> it's Jerus' turn
03:04 <Mort-> dc 15?
03:05 <Avatar> you're in the water
03:06 <Mort-> I rolled 17..?
03:14 <Artimus> or DC 20, whatever it was
03:21 <Mort-> oh if its 20 I miss fine
03:26 <Mort-> but if its DC 15 I made it
04:15 <Itzamna> !throw 1d20+8 concentration
04:17 <diebot> Itzamna, concentration: [1d20=17] 25
05:12 <Jerus> swim north some, try to climb back onboard
05:49 <Jerus> !throw 1d20+5 climb
05:49 <diebot> Jerus, climb: [1d20=11] 16
06:44 <Jerus> !throw 1d20+5 climb
06:44 <diebot> Jerus, climb: [1d20=7] 12
06:51 <Avatar> it's Salvanar's turn
07:31 <Salvanar> Free action drop fauchard, Move L11 drawing scimitar
07:50 <Artimus> (remember +1 for bless)
07:55 <Avatar> standard action remains
08:10 <Salvanar> !throw 1d20+6 Attack on goblin 4
08:10 <diebot> Salvanar, Attack on goblin 4: [1d20=7] 13
08:22 <Avatar> miss
08:26 <Avatar> it's Artimus' turn
08:35 <Artimus> I'll cast guidance on myself and climb up
08:53 <Artimus> !roll 1d20-1 climb
08:53 <dicebot> Artimus, climb: [1d20=6] 5
08:58 <Artimus> !roll 1d20-1 climb
08:58 <dicebot> Artimus, climb: [1d20=3] 2
09:06 <Artimus> end turn
09:12 <Avatar> it's Perfection's turn
09:12 <Itzamna> delay
09:18 <Avatar> it's Itzamna's turn
09:21 <Itzamna> enlarge Perfection
09:40 <Itzamna> then delay until after Perfection's turn
11:12 <Itzamna> !throw 1d20+1 acrobatics
11:13 <diebot> Itzamna, acrobatics: [1d20=14] 15
11:37 <Avatar> !throw 1d20+5
11:37 <diebot> Avatar, 1d20+5: [1d20=9] 14
11:45 <Mort-> I dont think it would have hit anyway
11:54 <Itzamna> then cast Lesser Evolution Surge on Perfection
12:50 <Mort-> +8
12:53 <Mort-> to skill
12:55 <Mort-> any skill
13:57 <Avatar> !throw 1d20+5
13:57 <diebot> Avatar, 1d20+5: [1d20=8] 13
13:58 <diebot> Avatar, 1d20+5: [1d20=7] 12
14:19 <Itzamna> !throw 1d20+9 AoO
14:21 <diebot> Itzamna, AoO: [1d20=20] 29
14:26 <Itzamna> !throw 1d20+9 confirm
14:26 <Mort-> check for confirm
14:28 <diebot> Itzamna, confirm: [1d20=4] 13
14:35 <Itzamna> !throw 1d8+7
14:36 <diebot> Itzamna, 1d8+7: [1d8=7] 14
14:45 <Avatar> it's Mort's turn
14:50 <Avatar> in the water
15:02 <Artimus> !dist 10 20
15:02 <diebot> Artimus, Length of hypotenuse: 22.360680
15:05 <Mort-> swim ot K 11 I guess
15:08 <Mort-> what od I need ot do for that?
15:11 <Mort-> at least I have no ACP..
15:51 <Mort-> do you take AOOs?
15:53 <Mort-> for moving like that?
15:55 <Mort-> anwyay
16:24 <Avatar> probably, but he's trying to save your life 
16:26 <Itzamna> 2SE, 3S, 1SW
16:33 <Itzamna> then grab Mort
16:57 <Mort-> I wont die
17:01 <Mort-> wizards dont die so easily :D
17:06 <Mort-> I have tricks still
17:29 <Mort-> I wont but anyway
17:32 <Mort-> oh wait
17:36 <Mort-> ya good point..
17:40 * Mort- gets really nervous..
17:44 <Avatar> Perfection reaches out to Mort
17:48 <Avatar> it's Mort's turn
18:21 <Avatar> you've essentially got a rope down to you
18:22 * Mort- reaches out to perfection nervously
18:29 <Mort-> climb up
18:35 <Itzamna> (Plan to pull her up to the wheel)
18:40 * Mort- shudders
18:46 * Mort- really doesnt like spiders but...
19:06 <Mort-> I move and do it 
19:10 <Mort-> and Ill take whatever AOO that comes
19:42 <Mort-> Ill try to tumble to vaoid AOO
19:44 <Mort-> Ill try
19:50 <Avatar> !throw 1d20+4
19:51 <diebot> Avatar, 1d20+4: [1d20=10] 14
19:53 <Mort-> !throw 1d20+3 acrobatics
19:53 <diebot> Mort-, acrobatics: [1d20=17] 20
20:07 <Mort-> !throw 1d20+8 knowledge local
20:08 <diebot> Mort-, knowledge local: [1d20=4] 12
20:09 <Avatar> you avoid the aoo
20:15 <Mort-> nature
20:18 <Avatar> not good enough
20:19 <Mort-> but its still the same score
20:20 <Mort-> ooops
20:20 <Avatar> !throw 1d20
20:21 <diebot> Avatar, 1d20: [1d20=7] 7
20:21 <Mort-> too bad
20:43 <Mort-> well I already did the best I could
21:20 <Mort-> okay
21:32 <Mort-> god..
21:36 <Avatar> it's Jerus' turn
21:53 <Mort-> 4 is dying
21:57 <Mort-> or at least should be dead soon
22:00 <Mort-> 3 is stunned for now
22:05 <Jerus> charge 2.
22:16 <Avatar> roll to hit
22:35 <Jerus> !throw 1d20+10 charge 
22:35 <diebot> Jerus, charge: [1d20=5] 15
22:44 <Jerus> !throw 1d12+10 damage
22:45 <diebot> Jerus, damage: [1d12=12] 22
22:55 <Mort-> cleave.
22:57 * Salvanar takes a bite of cookie and then hands the remains to mort
23:00 <Jerus> !throw 1d20+10 charge 
23:00 <diebot> Jerus, charge: [1d20=18] 28
23:03 <Jerus> !throw 1d12+10 damage
23:03 <diebot> Jerus, damage: [1d12=7] 17
23:18 <Mort-> mekkis
23:19 <Mort-> lolo
23:19 <Avatar> it's Salvanar's turn
23:23 <Mort-> k salvanar's turn
23:53 <Salvanar> !throw 1d20+6 Power Attack; 1d6+5 
23:53 <diebot> Salvanar, Power Attack: [1d20=5] 11; 1d6+5: [1d6=3] 8
24:05 <Avatar> miss
24:24 <Avatar> it's Artimus' turn
24:28 <Artimus> I will climb up
24:37 <Artimus> !roll 1d20-2 climb
24:37 <dicebot> Artimus, climb: [1d20=20] 18
24:47 <Avatar> standard action remains
24:53 <Avatar> the goblins boo
24:57 <Mort-> pull out cross bow and hit 4?
25:00 <Mort-> lol
25:02 <Artimus> I'll walk over to N11
25:09 <Artimus> south, two southeast
25:20 <Artimus> end turn
25:24 <Avatar> it's Perfection's turn
25:36 <Itzamna> bite 4
25:41 <Itzamna> !throw 1d20+5 bite
25:43 <diebot> Itzamna, bite: [1d20=3] 8
25:47 <Itzamna> !throw 1d20+5 claw
25:47 <Mort-> "Get out of my way"
25:49 <diebot> Itzamna, claw: [1d20=4] 9
25:54 <Itzamna> !throw 1d20+5 claw
25:56 <diebot> Itzamna, claw: [1d20=15] 20
26:04 <Itzamna> !throw 1d6+7
26:06 <diebot> Itzamna, 1d6+7: [1d6=6] 13
26:07 <Mort-> roll damage..
26:18 <Mort-> 4 already took 18
26:32 <Itzamna> final claw at 3
26:34 <Itzamna> !throw 1d20+5 claw
26:36 <diebot> Itzamna, claw: [1d20=20] 25
26:40 <Itzamna> !throw 1d20+5 claw confirm
26:42 <diebot> Itzamna, claw confirm: [1d20=16] 21
26:42 <Mort-> possible crit..
26:45 <Mort-> confirm
26:48 <Itzamna> !throw 2d6+14
26:50 <diebot> Itzamna, 2d6+14: [2d6=5,2] 21
26:58 <Avatar> Perfection destroys the last goblin
27:05 <Avatar> all the goblins on the top of the canyon flee in absolute terror
27:06 <Itzamna> 5' NE
27:21 <Artimus> "Is anyone hurt?"
27:45 <Jerus> "Whew! Hell of a time for a swim!"
28:05 <Itzamna> "Do you need assistance with the boat?"
28:20 * Salvanar search bodies
28:36 <Artimus> Mort-: roll nature
28:51 <Mort-> !throw 1d20+8 nature
28:52 <diebot> Mort-, nature: [1d20=2] 10
28:54 <Mort-> oh fk
29:11 <Artimus> I want to loot the goblins
29:12 <Mort-> "Yes I could use some help"
29:23 <Artimus> "Help with what?"
29:30 <Mort-> "With this ol scull here?"
29:43 <Artimus> are you responding to my question about people being hurt
29:45 <Artimus> were you actually hurt
29:49 <Mort-> a little I think
29:51 <Mort-> 5 or so
29:53 <Artimus> !throw 1d20+10 perception
29:53 <Mort-> I lose track
29:53 <diebot> Artimus, perception: [1d20=2] 12
30:05 <Artimus> you can't lose track
30:09 <Mort-> k
30:11 <Mort-> 5 :P
30:12 <Jerus> @perc
30:13 <Mort-> 2 +3
30:13 <diebot> Jerus, perception: [1d20=10] 13
30:17 <Salvanar> !throw 1d20+1 Perception
30:18 <diebot> Salvanar, Perception: [1d20=2] 3
30:25 <Mort-> !throw 1d20+3 perception
30:25 <diebot> Mort-, perception: [1d20=15] 18
30:50 <Mort-> "Net...? They intended to capture us?"
30:59 <Mort-> Detect magic on all the phat lewt
31:07 <Artimus> I cast detect magic on the skull
31:18 <Itzamna> "They probably just like fishing"
31:45 <Artimus> is the pendant?
31:59 <Mort-> !throw 1d20+11 spellcraft
31:59 <diebot> Mort-, spellcraft: [1d20=18] 29
32:03 <Artimus> !roll 1d20+8 spellcrraft
32:03 <dicebot> Artimus, spellcrraft: [1d20=15] 23
32:03 <Mort-> javelin
32:04 <Artimus> after a guidance
32:09 <Mort-> !throw 1d20+11 quiver
32:09 <diebot> Mort-, quiver: [1d20=14] 25
32:15 <Mort-> whats an efficient quiver?
32:16 <Salvanar> "Ah, I believe that necklace matches the description of a necklace Prince Aaqir al'Hakam."
32:29 <Artimus> let's keep going !
32:31 <Mort-> "Take it if you want?"
32:37 <Itzamna> "Well we'd better destroy it then!"
32:53 <Itzamna> "No way Aaqir would want to know it was ever here."
32:54 <Salvanar> "Thank you, I am sure he will be most pleased to have it returned to him."
33:10 * Salvanar pockets the necklace
33:14 <Artimus> I'll heal everyone
33:22 <Itzamna> "Perhaps. But you're here to fix this braid, not to help "prince" Aaqir
33:57 <Mort-> "We're all entitled to helping anyone who needs it"
34:17 <Itzamna> "Help me then. I need money. You have money!"
34:21 <Salvanar> "I am here. I'll do whatever I can while here.  Sometimes that happens to be returning a necklace."
34:29 <Itzamna> @see
34:30 <diebot> Itzamna, perception: [1d20=8] 9; Perfection's perception: [1d20=7] 12
34:31 <Mort-> "No way! you keep your fingers to yourself!"
34:32 <Jerus> @perc
34:32 <diebot> Jerus, perception: [1d20=8] 11
34:33 <Artimus> !roll 1d20+10 perception
34:33 <dicebot> Artimus, perception: [1d20=18] 28
34:37 <Mort-> !throw 1d20+2 perception
34:37 <diebot> Mort-, perception: [1d20=8] 10
34:41 <Mort-> dont see shit
34:48 <Salvanar> !throw 1d20+1 Perception
34:48 <diebot> Salvanar, Perception: [1d20=3] 4
34:58 <Artimus> "A ship is coming! It's big."
35:01 <Artimus> "That's what she said."
35:10 <Itzamna> !throw 1d20+14 Khaa's perception
35:11 <diebot> Itzamna, Khaa's perception: [1d20=4] 18
35:24 <Avatar> The light of dawn reveals a ship some six hundred feet to port and fast approaching. Its banner bears a single upthrust spear, and its golden sails sparkle in the morning sun.
35:28 <Jerus> "Anyone know any good sailing songs?"
35:28 <Salvanar> "I pray it is not The Shadow Mastiff."
36:02 <Mort-> "Whats the Shadow Mastiff"
36:07 <Mort-> !throw 1d20+8 local
36:07 <diebot> Mort-, local: [1d20=15] 23
36:08 <Itzamna> !throw 1d20+5 knowledge Local
36:09 <diebot> Itzamna, knowledge Local: [1d20=11] 16
36:10 <Mort-> !throw 1d20+8 nobility
36:11 <diebot> Mort-, nobility: [1d20=14] 22
36:12 <Mort-> lol
36:14 <Salvanar> "The Shadow Mastiff is Captained by a fearsome pirate named Ausk Stormbrow."
36:23 <Mort-> "Im scared"
36:40 <Itzamna> cast Mage Armour
36:42 <Mort-> Mage armor
36:43 <Itzamna> on perfection
36:43 <Mort-> on myself
36:49 <Mort-> and I can try to outrun it maybe
37:01 <Mort-> I dont have gust of wind prepared anyway
37:06 <Mort-> but there is a spell
37:22 <Mort-> what happens if the boat flies.. :P
37:23 <Mort-> lol
37:25 <Mort-> is it possible?
37:26 <Artimus> I'll cast bless right before they board, if they look hostile
37:42 <Mort-> can you make the boat fly? :P
37:47 <Artimus> and guidance on me, Jerus and Salvanar
37:48 <Itzamna> cast Enlarge person on Jerus 
37:50 <Itzamna> and Perfection
37:56 <Mort-> oh its creature
37:57 <Mort-> hahaha
38:01 <Mort-> not person
38:50 <Mort-> you cant make boats fly damnit :P
38:51 <Mort-> lol
39:13 <Mort-> oh god..how many are there..
39:37 <Artimus> Q12
39:46 <Mort-> P12
39:46 <Itzamna> Perfection at T10
39:49 <Mort-> draw longbow
40:04 <Salvanar> T10
40:07 <Itzamna> I'll be at V11
40:07 <Artimus> one south of that too, Q13
40:55 <Mort-> wheres the rudder
41:00 <Mort-> if we need to make checks
41:13 <Salvanar> nevermind P10
41:31 <Mort-> thats funny
41:31 <Mort-> yeah
41:54 <Mort-> jerus wants to be large
41:58 <Itzamna> guidance on Itzamna too
42:04 <Mort-> salvanar does NOT want ot be large
42:09 <Mort-> longbow..out
42:10 <Mort-> :P
42:14 <Mort-> @init
42:14 <Jerus> @init
42:15 <diebot> Mort-, initiative: [1d20=1] 6
42:15 <diebot> Jerus, 1d20+3: [1d20=13] 16
42:16 <Artimus> !roll 1d20 initiative
42:16 <dicebot> Artimus, initiative: [1d20=5] 5
42:29 <Itzamna> @init 4
42:30 <Itzamna> @init
42:31 <diebot> Itzamna, initiative: [1d20=5] 9
42:34 <Salvanar> ! throw 1d20+4 intiative
42:39 <Salvanar> !throw 1d20+4 intiative
42:40 <diebot> Salvanar, intiative: [1d20=1] 5
42:41 <Itzamna> !throw 1d20+2 perfection's init
42:42 <diebot> Itzamna, perfection's init: [1d20=19] 21
43:33 <Itzamna> can you describe these guys?
43:52 <Mort-> yeah lol..
44:06 <Mort-> ah
44:09 <Mort-> good training though
44:15 <Mort-> Ill probably need toget used to doing this in the future
44:23 * Mort- grins at Mekkis
45:37 <Mort-> whats with scimitars.. really
46:01 <Mort-> khaz would be seriously unhappy...copyright issues!
46:52 <Mort-> coolo!
46:57 <Avatar> it's Perfection's turn
47:13 <Itzamna> Perception attempts a sense motive to ascertain what will piss the female sailor off
47:21 <Mort-> lol
47:22 <Mort-> mek
47:26 <Itzamna> !throw 1d20+6
47:27 <diebot> Itzamna, 1d20+6: [1d20=14] 20
47:34 <Mort-> no
47:35 <Mort-> it isnt
47:38 <Mort-> the true intimidate is later
47:48 <Mort-> its sense motive
47:54 <Mort-> the intimidate is A LOT nastier
47:55 <Avatar> roll intimidate
47:56 <Mort-> :)
47:57 <Itzamna> "You Skirky wench, come and see what I'm made of!"
48:01 <Mort-> hahhaa
48:02 <Itzamna> !throw 1d20+22 intimidate
48:03 <diebot> Itzamna, intimidate: [1d20=16] 38
48:05 <Mort-> see?
48:08 <Mort-> now thats teh real thing..
48:14 <Mort-> I know how it works
48:17 <Itzamna> end turn
48:28 <Avatar> <?shaken
48:28 <diebot> A shaken character takes a 2 penalty on attack rolls, saving throws, skill checks, and ability checks. Shaken is a less severe state of fear than frightened or panicked.
48:33 <Itzamna> http://www.d20pfsrd.com/feats/general-feats/antagonize
48:40 <Avatar> movement remains
48:41 <Mort-> shaken or antagonize?
48:42 <Itzamna> 5' south
48:47 <Mort-> ah intimidate k
48:50 <Itzamna> end turn
48:53 <Mort-> (giggles ooc)
49:19 <Mort-> so mek - you antagonizing or intimidating?
49:21 <Avatar> mekkis can you clarify
49:25 <Avatar> anatagonise or demoralise
49:43 <Itzamna> Antagonize
49:43 <Mort-> ID say antagonize?
49:45 <Mort-> ya
49:48 <Mort-> gusesed right
49:58 <Mort-> wwwuwhhhh
50:01 <Mort-> coooookiiiiiessssss
50:06 <Avatar> the woman moves there
50:07 <Mort-> I want my cookiessss...
50:16 <Mort-> he needs to move over
50:17 <Avatar> and casts colour spray defensively
50:18 <Mort-> if possible
50:19 <Mort-> no
50:20 <Mort-> you cannot
50:23 <Mort-> you must make a melee attack
50:25 <Mort-> you cannae
50:28 <Mort-> yeah
50:31 <Mort-> she must move ot the target
50:35 <Mort-> and attack the target
50:44 <Mort-> she must come over
51:45 <Jerus> http://www.d20pfsrd.com/gamemastering/combat/space-reach-threatened-area-templates
52:13 <Salvanar> actually mort
52:16 <Salvanar> The effect ends if the creature is prevented from reaching you or attempting to do so would harm it (for example, if you are on the other side of a chasm or a wall of fire). 
52:30 <Salvanar> that is the line that prevents the ability from working how everyone wants it to work
52:35 <Mort-> yeah
52:41 <Mort-> but cant she go across the black thing? :P
52:51 <Artimus> it could easily harm her doing so
52:52 <Salvanar> no those are sails
53:42 <Mort-> AOO
53:44 <Mort-> I tink shouldnt count
53:45 <Mort-> imo
53:48 <Mort-> but nevermind
54:13 <Itzamna> !throw 1d20+5 AoO
54:14 <diebot> Itzamna, AoO: [1d20=10] 15
54:32 <Artimus> (+1 for bless, +1 again for Jerus on his first go)
54:35 <Jerus> !throw 1d20+11 AoO
54:35 <diebot> Jerus, AoO: [1d20=2] 13
54:42 <Mort-> you guys are epic crap
54:49 <Avatar> attacking Perfection with her scimitar
55:23 <Avatar> !throw 1d20+10
55:24 <diebot> Avatar, 1d20+10: [1d20=17] 27
55:39 <Avatar> !throw 1d6+7
55:39 <diebot> Avatar, 1d6+7: [1d6=2] 9
55:42 <Itzamna> ouch
55:43 <Mort-> wow
55:48 <Mort-> I wish I could do something like that!
55:56 <Mort-> well khaz would
56:12 <Mort-> fkkk magus..
56:17 <Mort-> 5 ft
56:18 <Mort-> :D
56:21 <Mort-> if u want to play with spellcombat
56:27 <Salvanar> you have beard envy Mort?
56:27 <Avatar> it's Jerus' turn
56:35 <Jerus> power attack on 3. See if I get get him and then 2.
56:48 <Mort-> nah
56:51 <Jerus> !throw 1d20+9 power attack; 3d6+12 hammertime damage
56:51 <diebot> Jerus, power attack: [1d20=11] 20; hammertime damage: [3d6=1,2,1] 16
56:52 <Mort-> khaz is a baby magus :P
56:58 <Mort-> hes cuddly..
57:24 <Jerus> !throw 1d20+9 power attack; 3d6+12 hammertime damage
57:25 <diebot> Jerus, power attack: [1d20=4] 13; hammertime damage: [3d6=4,6,2] 24
57:41 <Avatar> it's Itzamna's turn
57:43 <Itzamna> haste on the party
57:45 <Itzamna> end turn
57:50 <Avatar> it's mort's turn
57:50 <Itzamna> 5' south
57:54 <Jerus> could i get a 5ft north while i'm at it?
57:58 <Jerus> I didn't take any other movement.
57:58 <Mort-> hold person on X
58:03 <Mort-> will save is...
58:12 <Mort-> 18..
58:25 <Avatar> she's held
58:26 <Mort-> 12+5..
58:27 <Mort-> 17..
58:30 <Avatar> movement remains
58:32 <Mort-> stand where I am
58:37 <Avatar> it's Salvanar's turn
59:40 <Avatar> it's Artimus' turn
59:43 <Artimus> I'll cast calm emotions on #1 and #2
59:48 <Artimus> DC 16
00:10 <Avatar> 1 isn't calm
00:12 <Artimus> end turn
00:46 <Mort-> okay
00:47 <Avatar> #1 and #2 surrender
00:50 <Mort-> mission accomplished?
01:01 <Mort-> X's turn
01:01 <Avatar> it's Perfection's turn
01:06 <Mort-> and its all prepared neatly for you
01:08 <Mort-> finish it..
01:10 <Jerus> "Can folk any good at drivin' a boat?"
01:15 <Mort-> "I guess thats me"
01:39 <Itzamna> Coup de Grâce her
01:48 <Mort-> YES
01:50 <Itzamna> !throw 2d8+14 damage
01:51 <diebot> Itzamna, damage: [2d8=4,1] 19
02:00 <Itzamna> DC 29 fort save please
02:04 <Mort-> is she still alive?
02:09 <Mort-> can 20..
02:17 <Avatar> !throw 1d20
02:17 <diebot> Avatar, 1d20: [1d20=4] 4
02:21 <Mort-> too bad.
02:22 <Mort-> died.
02:27 <Mort-> her fort save is so...
02:29 <Mort-> sucky?
02:34 <Mort-> what a...toot of a..magus...
02:35 <Mort-> lol
02:45 * Itzamna casts a healing spell on Perfection
02:48 <Itzamna> !throw 1d10+4
02:49 <diebot> Itzamna, 1d10+4: [1d10=1] 5
02:50 <Jerus> "Hey, you two. One of you drop your weapons and get over here."
03:04 <Jerus> "Try an' move the other way and see what happens.."
03:16 <Artimus> detect magic on the pendant
03:20 * Mort- picks up the spellbook happily
03:20 <Itzamna> what's in the spellbook
03:24 <Itzamna> for Mort- to steal
03:25 * Mort- likes spellbooks!
03:30 * Mort- copies it out..
03:43 <Mort-> "Ill keep that book"
03:59 <Mort-> "I feel somehow sad for her though"
04:11 <Artimus> I'll cast detect magic on the ring
04:40 <Mort-> (Well khaz in me is urm...going, yeah, right, I told you how to deal with magus..?)
05:34 * Mort- really feels sad for the magus..
05:50 <Mort-> well thats out of character
06:01 <Artimus> I'll calm them down!
06:08 <Artimus> "Hey guys, what's up? Had a bad day?
06:11 <Mort-> how does a magus wear scalemail?
06:14 <Mort-> may I ask..?
06:21 <Mort-> at least and cast in it..
06:51 <Avatar> "Yeah..."
06:56 <Artimus> "Got any information for us?"
07:02 <Mort-> (oh dear. having an internal talk now with khaz)
07:21 <Avatar> "What?"
07:23 <Artimus> "Like, where is Je Tsuin?"
07:47 <Salvanar> http://www.d20pfsrd.com/equipment---final/armor/tatami-do
08:06 <Avatar> "Who?"
08:19 <Artimus> "It's okay, you can tell us."
08:25 <Artimus> take 10 on diplomacy, for a 20
08:51 <Avatar> "Who's Je Tsun?"
08:56 <Mort-> sense motive
08:57 <Artimus> "You know who she is." I wink
09:07 <Avatar> they look at each other and shrug
09:08 <Mort-> !throw 1d20+0 sense motive @avatar
09:16 <Artimus> "Why were you attacking us?"
09:42 <Avatar> "On the command of our captain, Xiao Wen."
09:48 <Artimus> "Why did she want to attack us?"
09:48 <Avatar> one of them points to the sliced up body on your boat
09:51 <Avatar> who was once a magus
09:55 * Mort- winces
10:01 <Avatar> "Trying to capture the braid."
10:03 * Mort- has a soft spot for magus
10:07 <Mort-> but urm
10:20 <Itzamna> "What would you do to the braid, if you captured it?"
10:23 <Mort-> we can alwyas wait a day
10:28 <Mort-> and cast it on next morning's prep
10:29 <Avatar> "Give it to Captain Wen."
10:36 <Itzamna> "And she would?"
10:42 <Avatar> they shrug
10:46 <Avatar> "We're just soldiers."
10:54 <Artimus> "Does Captain Wen have a logbook or diary?"
11:11 <Avatar> "Don't know" "Don't know."
11:17 <Mort-> start searching their ship
11:34 <Jerus> I'll go help search.
11:46 <Salvanar> !throw 1d20+1 Perception
11:46 <diebot> Salvanar, Perception: [1d20=7] 8
12:03 <Mort-> HEY
12:07 <Mort-> I do it better then...
12:15 <Artimus> mort can linguistics
12:16 <Mort-> comprehend languages?
12:16 <Artimus> and I'll aid
12:28 <Mort-> Ill lingustics first yes
12:37 <Mort-> guidance
12:38 <Mort-> first
12:38 <Mort-> thanks
12:43 <Artimus> I'll cast guidance on both of us
12:43 <Itzamna> !throw 1d20+5 linquistics 
12:45 <diebot> Itzamna, linquistics: [1d20=12] 17
12:49 <Artimus> !roll 1d20+6 linguistics aid
12:49 <dicebot> Artimus, linguistics aid: [1d20=3] 9
13:03 <Mort-> !throw 1d20+8 linguistics
13:03 <diebot> Mort-, linguistics: [1d20=8] 16
13:43 <Mort-> eww..
14:28 <Artimus> "She's a little battered. Sorry about that."
14:42 <Mort-> persuade him to urm..
14:59 <Mort-> persuade our guy below to ..
15:00 <Mort-> welll
15:15 <Mort-> but god
15:20 <Mort-> Im so ashamed of what we did :(
15:23 <Mort-> to that magus.
15:26 <Artimus> :p
15:27 <Mort-> well it was necessary
15:28 <Artimus> she attacked us
15:34 <Mort-> and would have killed us
15:37 <Mort-> if we did otherwise
15:55 <Salvanar> dont be ashamed... she was trying to disgrace our PFS Brothers and Sisters
16:02 <Mort-> (I have a magus you nubtard)
16:05 <Mort-> (He's not very happy now)
16:15 * Avatar removes voice from Itzamna Jerus Mort- Salvanar
16:26 ChanOP gives channel operator status to Artimus
16:27 <Mort-> lolz
16:57 <Mort-> I had levitate
16:58 <Mort-> and fly
17:01 <Mort-> if I really needed to
17:08 <Mort-> oh
17:09 <Mort-> god
17:16 <Mort-> how can you lose the ship
17:17 <Mort-> anyway
17:24 <Mort-> I mean how could you lose the ship
17:25 <Mort-> ?
17:52 Artimus is now known as Ballig
18:07 <Mort-> thanks 
18:07 <Mort-> :D
18:16 <Salvanar> It was a pleasure
18:21 <Mekkis> thanks for the game
18:27 <Avatar> who wants chronicle sheetz
18:45 * Mort- decides ot have a conversation with herself
18:49 <Jerus> Jerus didn't take damage!
18:55 Jerus is now known as Hydrazine
19:05 <Salvanar> I would love one, so i can get the series completed
19:09 <Hydrazine> And, I totally would've smoked those last two sailors if they didn't surrender.
19:12 <Salvanar> and have access to the cool boons
19:35 Salvanar is now known as Steven
19:36 <Mekkis> !dayjob +5
19:37 <diebot> Mekkis, Roll: 23 20gp
19:38 <Avatar> lots of gold for this one
19:39 <Hydrazine> one of them couldn't move without pulling AoOs, and he had a crossbow out.
19:41 <Avatar> roll your dayjobs
19:43 <Mekkis> ummm
19:45 <Mekkis> oops
19:49 <Mekkis> I don't have a dayjob
19:51 <Mekkis> ignore that
19:53 <Hydrazine> !dayjob 3
19:54 <diebot> Hydrazine, Roll: 18 10gp
19:55 <Hydrazine> I do.
20:05 <Steven> !dayjob +4
20:05 <diebot> Steven, Roll: 7 1gp
20:13 <Steven> yeah buddy... 1gp!
20:37 <Hydrazine> gonna make it rain!
20:42 <Steven> that makes me kinda sad... Ausk hasnt gotten less then 150g since he bought his Caravan
21:31 <Mekkis> if you care, Avatar, 1515.36 starting gold. If you're anal like that
21:44 <Mort-> !throw 1d20+8 craft
21:44 <diebot> Mort-, craft: [1d20=16] 24
21:51 <Mort-> Steven..
21:55 <Mort-> I feel tainted
21:59 <Mort-> :(
22:02 <Hydrazine> by the spider?
22:03 <Mort-> I think I need to see a cleric..
22:05 <Mort-> no
22:08 <Mort-> by killing a magus :(
22:18 <Hydrazine> rofl
22:22 <Avatar> I was reading up on that magus all damn week
22:34 <Hydrazine> to get all prepared for some magus ass kicking?
22:39 <Hydrazine> and we just stomped on it.
22:40 <Avatar> to learn how it works
22:41 <Mort-> (Khaz told me to hit the will saves..)
22:48 <Mort-> acutally will and fort are good
22:59 <Hydrazine> Dude, I got a funny story about something happening like that to a DM.
22:59 <Mekkis> Antagonise the casters
23:00 <Mekkis> :)
23:05 <Mort-> yeah that too
23:07 * Steven rocks out of Clutch.
23:14 <Mort-> but she fights pretty well even close range
23:15 <Mort-> I think
23:18 <Mort-> magi can
23:25 <Steven> i have 37 minutes until sam gets home and i can blast my music
23:31 <Steven> cant even
23:51 <Mekkis> I need more fame for this character
24:17 * Mort- feels sad..
24:32 <Mort-> but seriously, how did she wear scalemail
24:35 <Steven> I love that song.
24:37 <Avatar> War_Wrecker: weren't you schedlued to show up today
24:41 <Mort-> magus are on light armor proficiency till 8..
24:44 <Mort-> he came in 1.5 h late
24:44 <War_Wrecker> Yeah
24:48 <Ballig> Mort-: so keep in mind with this chronicle sheet that you can scribe the scrolls and pay only the scribe costs - you don't have to buy the scrolls first, on this sheet
24:51 <Steven> Oregon by Clutch
25:22 <Mort-> yeah I do want to
25:24 <Mort-> scribe it
26:48 <Hydrazine> Jerus likes enlarge person.
27:07 <Mekkis> heh
27:15 <Mekkis> I should look at changing my spells
27:24 <Mekkis> not sure if Grease is still good
27:36 <Hydrazine> Seems like we might've leveled past its usefulness.
27:49 <Hydrazine> I guess it could still have purpose, to make difficult terrain if we're fighting someone mounted.
27:50 <Ballig> no one actually cast it in this scenario
27:53 <Ballig> except from a low DC scroll
28:02 <Ballig> grease is always useful
28:21 <Hydrazine> Whats the DC from Itzamna casting it?
28:46 <Mort-> 15..
28:49 <Hydrazine> Mort; Jeris didn't fall over!
28:53 <Mort-> I know
28:55 <Mort-> but I feel tainted
29:02 <Mort-> I really need to see a cleric..
29:03 <Hydrazine> Avatar: Please be sure to note my conditions cleared?
29:03 <Mort-> or a priest
29:11 <Mort-> I think Id welcome some preaching now
29:29 <Mort-> 1d6+7...nice damage.
29:34 <Mort-> but how did she end up wiht 1d20 for fort save..
29:35 <Avatar> Mekkis: where is experience listed on your sheet
29:38 <Mort-> even khaz can do better then that..
29:49 <Mort-> not that he'd beat a dc of 29..
29:53 <Ballig> she didn't end up with 1d20 for fort save
29:54 <Mort-> or get anywhere with a will save either..
29:55 <Mort-> ah well
29:59 <Mort-> he rolled
30:01 <Ballig> the DC was just so high that she was only able to succeed on a natural 20
30:02 <Mort-> for coup de gras
30:04 <Ballig> so no use adding the modifier
30:04 <Mort-> yeah I know
30:07 <Mort-> ah
30:11 <Mort-> I see.
30:17 <Mort-> coup de gras is not your fort save?
30:22 <Mort-> hrm
30:22 <Ballig> yes it is
30:24 <Ballig> but the DC was 29
30:26 <Mort-> ah 
30:27 <Ballig> and her fort save wasn't higher than +9
30:30 <Ballig> so she was unable to reach it naturally
30:30 <Mort-> so natural 20
30:31 <Mort-> k
30:34 <Mort-> I see
30:34 <Ballig> she would have to roll a natural 20 to succeed
30:36 <Mort-> now I understand
30:38 <Ballig> so he just rolled the 1d20
30:40 <Mort-> I didnt understand before
30:50 <Mort-> +9 is normal
30:54 <Mort-> well probably
31:00 <Mort-> abit higher then what I couldve managed
31:33 <Hydrazine> Shoulda let me do the coup de grace..
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31:40 <Mort-> wont make any diff
31:41 <Hydrazine> !throw 6d8+36
31:41 <diebot> Hydrazine, 6d8+36: [6d8=4,7,6,1,4,2] 60
31:42 <Mort-> and every round
31:51 <Mort-> she has to  make a hold person check
31:59 <Mort-> tahts why I prefer hideous laughter in certain ways
32:00 <Mort-> no time
32:03 <Mort-> hydra, no time
32:09 <Mort-> every round she makes a hold person check
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32:27 <Mort-> also remember the high saves of a magus are fortitude and will
32:29 <Hydrazine> Nah, doesn't matter either way if Perfection was good enough.
32:34 <Mort-> ideally you want to hit the reflex
32:37 <Mort-> or their low ac
32:50 <Mort-> Well if you realky wanted the entire disection on how to pwn magus..
32:58 * Mort- has a fairly long manual
33:07 <Mort-> their bab isnt very good either
33:12 <Ballig> also there's no reason Jerus couldn't have tried after Perfection
33:14 <Mort-> so acutally even with spell combat it doesnt Mean you should
33:16 <Mort-> she gets a turn
33:18 <Ballig> she was magically held, being attacked wouldn't break it
33:20 <Mort-> to try to break out of hold person
33:25 <Mort-> every round. you get to save
33:48 <Hydrazine> Well, if I had to roll to hit her close, at that kind of damage I think Jerus is till pretty effective.
34:02 <Ballig> coup de grace is automatic hit
34:03 <Hydrazine> I'd only be at a +5.
34:12 <Ballig> the -2 for removing reach wouldn't be an issue
34:13 <Hydrazine> I was saying if she made the save and got out.
34:17 <Ballig> ahh
34:23 <Mort-> and we'd all get zapped
34:34 <Hydrazine> and its -4 for now.
34:46 <Ballig> you should get lunge !
34:47 <Mort-> but at least breaking free
34:49 <Mort-> is a full round action
34:51 <Mort-> who?
34:53 <Mort-> me?
34:54 <Mort-> forget it
34:55 <Hydrazine> Considering it.
34:56 <Ballig> not you
34:57 <Mort-> khaz? considering
34:58 <Ballig> it's not all about you mort
34:59 <Mort-> lol
34:59 <Ballig> :p
35:01 <Mort-> but for different purposes
35:10 <Mort-> (how to stay out of combat..wihtout actually being in it)
35:12 <Mort-> hahah
35:13 <Hydrazine> I think I prefer enlarge to lunge.
35:16 <Mort-> yeah
35:17 <Hydrazine> that 3d6.
35:17 <Steven> hey mort
35:19 <Mort-> dont worry Im free with it
35:20 <Ballig> enlarge is a feat?
35:21 <Mort-> yes
35:21 <Ballig> :p
35:23 <Mort-> no
35:30 <Mort-> but he keeps getting guys who can enlarge him
35:31 <Mort-> hi steven
35:33 <Mort-> I feel tainted
35:33 <Ballig> yeah
35:34 <Mort-> :(
35:36 <Steven> have you ever seen this guide?
35:38 <Steven> https://docs.google.com/document/pub?id=1DB6sOfbAzFmKVPgcyLWipTVqvWFjfDSv6v_YiGQb5Yw&pli=1
35:44 <Ballig> my character Jax is based on being able to enlarge himself
35:55 <Mort-> yeah I did
35:58 <Mort-> unfortunately I read it
36:06 <Mort-> only after I already set my traits
36:10 <Mort-> so no magical lineage for me
36:21 <Mort-> Im strength based btw
36:30 <Mort-> 18 str 14 dex 16 int 13 cons, 7 wis and cha
36:31 <Steven> I hang out with Walter every Wednesday and Sunday and whenever else we can manage a game
36:34 <Mort-> yeah
36:37 <Mort-> thats cool
36:51 <Mort-> I also happen to be the first magus(that I know off, in this channel)
37:02 <Mort-> I do not agree with some points in his guide
37:05 <Mort-> like the bit about close range
37:10 <Mort-> it will be my level 3 magus arcana
37:15 <Mort-> becuase it lets me "flurry"
37:23 <Mort-> I also do not agree wtih the point about arcane accuracy
37:36 <Mort-> you would spend 1 of your magus pool points just to...increase your attack for one round?
37:42 <Mort-> I dont really favour that kind of stuff
37:58 <Steven> better to hit then to waste an attack roll
38:00 <Mort-> but yeah Im a little one
38:04 <Mort-> if I really want to hit
38:08 <Mort-> Ill truestrike using wand wielder
38:10 <Mort-> and no
38:11 <Avatar> Steven: check your pm
38:15 <Mort-> I would rather use the points
38:17 <Mort-> to recall spells later
38:21 <Mort-> I mean you could like recall a haste?
38:26 <Mort-> and woot everyone gets 1 more standard attack
38:43 <Mort-> not ot mention with 1 point, you can give yourself a "fake haste" for 10 rounds
38:49 <Mort-> you have limited points, why are you squandering them?
39:14 <Mort-> frankly also Idont believe in nova
39:16 <Steven> because usually you wont use all your points  throughout a scenario
39:26 <Mort-> it lets you function like a sorceror
39:31 <Mort-> ots the utlity, and you're throwing it away?
39:38 <Mort-> forgot some spellie? well, PULL it OUT
39:45 <Mort-> my spell selection was more or less right for this scenario
39:49 <Mort-> a lot of human control spells
39:51 <Mort-> like hold person?
39:52 <Mort-> wooot epic shit
39:59 <Mort-> hideous laughter I pack 1 always
40:10 <Mort-> my favourite is generally glitterdust
40:19 <Mort-> but once I saw her attack roll I was like, better get her out of the way quick
40:32 <Mort-> and I heard the magus thingie..yeah technically they are supposed to be able to burst damage
40:43 <Mort-> (never managed it with khaz but..again Im not the bursty sort)
40:50 <Steven> magus is all about burst damage
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41:25 <Steven> 19 minutes of face rocking awesomeness
41:28 <Mort-> well I could probably burst
41:29 <Mort-> if I wanted to
41:34 <Mort-> but its so not in my actual character to
41:36 <Hydrazine> 19 minutes?
41:39 <Hydrazine> On a good day?
41:41 <Mort-> (I havent really bursted with khaz)
41:49 <Mort-> I favour the spray more :P
41:54 <Mort-> and I abuse daze..
42:06 <Mort-> but generally DID ANYONE SEE ME USE SHOCKING GRASP?
42:09 <Mort-> (urm not yet I think :P)
42:11 <Avatar> Steven: check your pm
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42:14 <Mort-> again Ive only played 2 scenarios with him
43:03 <Mort-> you dont see mort evoke either do you :P
43:06 * Mort- grins at steven
45:53 <Steven> okay back
45:56 <Mort-> hehe
45:57 <Mort-> but anwyay
45:58 <Mort-> I read teh guide
46:05 <Mort-> only after my traits and skills were fixed
46:11 <Mort-> and about blasting- evoking is fine
46:17 <Mort-> but I personally think if you want dish the tanks are there for it
46:26 <Mort-> I dont favour evocation much
46:40 <Hydrazine> jerus didn't even take damage.
46:44 <Hydrazine> this is profound.
46:49 <Mort-> sure you decide to zap everyone in sight- how many shocking grasps are you going ot pack?
46:52 <Mort-> perfection ate it for you
46:52 <Mort-> nub
47:09 <Steven> however many you can get...
47:55 <Mort-> 5 or so at max?
47:56 <Mort-> maybe 6
48:03 <Steven> Magus are less buffing/controlling and more beats to the face
48:05 <Mort-> lets say you took magical lineage at the start
48:08 <Mort-> yeah
48:13 <Mort-> maybe I should not keep trying to control
48:15 <Mort-> damn
48:25 <Mort-> or try to force myself ot do things I cant
48:36 <Mort-> or probably gone hexcrafter
48:44 <Mort-> but the problem is I sort of read up some
48:53 <Mort-> ah well
48:56 <Mort-> I guess I get to walk my own road
48:59 <Mort-> still trying ot decide it
49:08 <Mort-> I have 2 more scenarios to play before khaz levels
49:20 <Steven> yeah theres no 'wrong' way to build a character
49:26 <Hydrazine> jerus has one more.
49:37 <Mort-> one more?
49:44 <Hydrazine> for 4th level.
50:08 <Mort-> I wish I could spend more time iwth khaz
50:09 <Mort-> :P
50:09 <Steven> there are just more specialized versions some of which are more powerful
50:19 <Mort-> I dont know. what road I want to walk
50:30 <Mort-> I just think evocation is limited in certain ways
50:40 <Mort-> though my alternate version I altered to level 11..
50:43 <Mort-> does tickle people well
50:47 <Mort-> (gee stupid wizard trick again)
50:51 <Mort-> I really shouldnt be doing that
50:55 <Mort-> at least fairly well..
51:05 <Mort-> he cant tickle monsters though
51:09 <Steven> evocation is limited... but its also pretty sweet
51:20 <Mort-> problem is its a tad unsuited to personality
51:43 <Mort-> now I like playing arcane casters :P
51:46 <Mort-> Im always living in fear
51:57 <Mort-> that the nub who plays arcane caster will forget ot bring see invis/glitterdust/fly..
52:04 <Mort-> and the poor melee's will be left on the ground
53:04 <Mort-> Treatmonks guide - a monster at 1 hp does the same damage as a monster at 100
53:06 <Mort-> :P
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53:49 <Mort-> well yeah
54:11 <Steven> i think you should totaly pick up Ray of enfeeblement
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54:32 <Avatar> mort: your prestige and fame aren't right on your sheet
54:36 <Steven> its awesome for debuffing stuff
54:39 <Avatar> there's no such thing as 17/19 prestige and 19/19 fame
54:51 <Mort-> k
54:51 <Avatar> I'm guessing you have 17/19, which means 17 prestige and 19 fame
54:55 <Mort-> yeah
55:06 <Mort-> I already have it naturally
55:09 <Mort-> ^^
55:15 <Mort-> I dont think I needed help for that
55:24 <Mort-> that btw is on khaz
55:24 <Avatar> prestige is what you have to spend, fame is what raises your max to-buy, and both go up together as you complete faction missions
55:27 <Mort-> mort has other things ot do
55:28 <Mort-> kk
56:06 <Ballig> Mort-: have you only spent 2 prestige points before?
56:22 <Mort-> yeah
56:23 <Mort-> for mort yes
56:30 <Mort-> only stuff I got was CLW wand
56:38 <Avatar> what else do you spend it on
56:47 <Mort-> nothing
56:51 <Ballig> we're only caring about mort right now :p
56:53 <Avatar> CLW/infernal healing/maybe a vanity
56:55 <Steven> Raise deads
57:05 <Avatar> yeah and raise deads :P
57:09 <Ballig> restorations if you get hit with something nasty
57:18 <Avatar> yeah that's true
57:19 <Mort-> nothing
57:24 <Mort-> but mort always walks out
57:27 <Steven> vanities
57:30 <Mort-> virtually..well without a scratch generally
57:32 <Avatar> I think everyone has their chronicle sheet now
57:32 <Steven> like ships, and properties
57:35 <Avatar> let me know if there's any dramas
57:42 <Mort-> what spells were tere
57:43 <Mort-> i the book
57:44 <Mort-> in the book
57:52 <Mort-> I want to see what Idont have so I could copy out at scroll cost
57:54 <Mort-> that spellbook
57:59 <Mort-> lets assume I copied everything out
57:59 <Ballig> I have like 3.5k gold but don't want to spend any because I want to buy the yummy 4k magic items!
57:59 <Steven> one thing you def need to get is scorching ray
58:06 <Mort-> I hate scorching ray
58:09 <Mort-> (as a wizard)
58:13 <Mort-> (khaz might not..)
58:17 <Steven> no you stop saying crazy things!
58:19 <Mort-> but still with spell combat..
58:20 <Ballig> scorching ray would be fine except for the -4 shooting into melee penalty
58:27 <Steven> scorching ray is amazing
58:30 <Mort-> and I keep rolling shit
58:30 <Mort-> on it
58:36 <Mort-> did I tell you the last 3 times I tried to do it I missed?
58:36 <Avatar> you would've seen scorching ray be incredibly effective if you hadn't broken the magus completely
58:48 <Ballig> yeah, it's fine for a magus with decent BAB
58:49 <Mort-> well I TRIED.
58:54 <Avatar> she had blur which I forgot about, but chances are pretty good that you would have hit her anyway
58:55 <Mort-> its a waste
58:56 <Hydrazine> lol.
59:04 <Avatar> !rng hit hit hit hit miss
59:04 <diebot> Avatar, hit
59:06 <Ballig> yeah, she got killed by a spell, not by the hit
59:06 <Avatar> there you go
59:09 <Ballig> you can't miss on a coup de grace
59:23 <Mort-> scorching ray is a waste for magus too
59:35 <Mort-> you can only hit once with the 3 different strikes
59:38 <Hydrazine> So.. I'm not sure if I quite understand how large purchases work.
59:38 <Avatar> Mort-: it got my 60hp character to -13 in one hit
59:51 <Ballig> does she get two rays?
59:56 <Avatar> no just one
00:01 <Ballig> how did you lose 73hp
00:09 <Ballig> 4d6 critical becomes 8d6
00:11 <Avatar> well it was a critical hit
00:11 <Ballig> average 28 damage
00:15 <Avatar> it wasn't just scorching ray
00:20 <Avatar> that sword is a uhh
00:25 <Avatar> shock scimitar
00:30 <Ballig> mm
00:45 <Mort-> why didnt it shock urm...
00:46 <Ballig> so 28 from crit scorching ray, maybe 1d8+10 for weapon, +1d6 shocking?
00:52 <Ballig> +4.5+10+3.5
00:54 <Mort-> she can hit twice
01:01 <Mort-> at least with close range I think
01:04 <Ballig> still only up to 46 damage on average
01:04 <Avatar> she almost critted Perfection actually
01:10 <Avatar> it was a 18-20 crit
01:17 <Mort-> yeah scimitars are all the rage for magi
01:19 <Ballig> the 18-20 is only on the weapon, not the ray
01:24 <Avatar> yeah
01:25 <Mort-> if you spellstrike it
01:30 <Mort-> you take the weapons crit range
01:32 <Ballig> a ray isn't a touch spell
01:41 <Ballig> can you spellstrike a ray?
01:41 <Mort-> if she has close range she can
01:45 <Mort-> khaz would be able to at 3
01:50 <Mort-> I dont know if she had or not
01:53 <Mort-> it is possible.
01:58 <Avatar> ray is a ranged touch
02:08 <Mort-> but there is a magus arcana that will let you make it as melee
02:13 <Mort-> close range
02:19 <Mort-> I do not know, I dont have her sheet
02:21 <Ballig> you can't spellstrike a ray
02:42 <Ballig> you can with close range arcana
02:58 <Mort-> yeah whether she had it or not is debatable
02:58 <Hydrazine> and then you use the weapon's crit range. right.
03:00 <Mort-> i dont have her sheet
03:01 <Mort-> yeah
03:11 <Mort-> Hydra - if you expect khaz to run around with shocoking grasps
03:14 <Mort-> Id say its unlikely :p
03:19 <Ballig> still not sure how she did over 70 damage
03:22 <Mort-> player involved isnt exactly that much of a nova fan
03:24 <Ballig> even if she crit both the spell and the attack
03:45 <Mort-> 8d6 from ray. you make an additonal attack
03:49 <Ballig> right
03:52 <Mort-> with your standard attack
03:52 <Ballig> that's still only 28 damage
04:03 <Mort-> if its a shocking weapon?
04:10 <Ballig> that's +1d6?
04:18 <Hydrazine> So.. it takes 18 fame to be able to buy a 4k magic item?
04:19 <Mort-> there is something about criticals and shcoking
04:21 <Ballig> or is it 2d6 if it crits?
04:28 <Hydrazine> only if its shocking burst..
04:35 <Avatar> Snickers gets a new hex
04:40 <Avatar> I think I am running out of hexes to choose from
04:41 <Mort-> she could have enchanted shocking burst
04:48 <Mort-> that is possible
04:53 <Ballig> yeah it's 1d6
05:02 <Avatar> wait maybe not
05:07 <Mort-> I personally..think I would just put it for speed on weapon
05:08 <Mort-> lolz
05:09 <Ballig> so 28 damage from the scorching ray crit, 1d6 from shocking, 1d8+ no more than 10 for the weapon damage
05:26 <Steven> okay, back, sam got home
05:39 <Steven> she got some chick flick movie....
05:40 <Ballig> you're getting maybe to 50 or 60 if the scorching ray and the weapon both crit
05:47 <Avatar> yeah I do
05:50 <Ballig> assuming a +10 damage which is hard for a magus using one hand on the weapon
05:53 <Ballig> still not sure how it got to over 70
07:26 <Hydrazine> Good thing we tore her apart?
07:27 <Avatar> shit now I have too many hexes
07:33 <Mort-> you can never have too many hexes
07:39 <Mort-> btw I just figured out a bad thing about slumber hex
07:47 <Mort-> the guy next door can wake him up with a standard action
07:50 <Avatar> there is only maybe one or two good ones left and I have about 4 I will be able to get
07:52 <Mort-> which means you cant coup him :P
07:58 <Avatar> = wasted feats
08:14 <Steven> do you have cackle?
08:29 <Avatar> of course I have cackle
08:31 <Steven> misfortune, fortune, evil eye
08:41 <Avatar> fortune is garbage and I am no fan of evil eye
08:42 <Mort-> . In addition to the extra electricity damage from the shock ability, a shocking burst weapon deals an extra 1d10 points of electricity damage on a successful critical hit.
08:46 <Mort-> k
09:04 <Steven> oh sir... fortune is awesome when you happen to run into a clay golem
09:12 <Steven> and your team mate takes damage
09:14 <Mort-> just beat the clay golem down toe the ground
09:15 <Avatar> mate how many clay golems do you run into 
09:16 <Mort-> whats the big deal
09:24 <Steven> so far... ive ran into 3
09:28 <Mort-> acutally
09:31 <Avatar> in one encounter maybe
09:34 <Mort-> Id just go bring a break enchantment or something
09:43 <Steven> and wasting a full wand trying to cure a person really sucks
09:57 <Avatar> I'll take ward, which is pretty sexy
09:58 <Mort-> can you strip an animated creatures ..
10:15 <Steven> fortune, makes it so you only use half a wand.
10:15 <Mort-> why am I not scared of clay golems
10:33 <Avatar> +2 to AC and resistance
10:44 <Avatar> what do you mean wasting a full wand trying to cure someone
11:09 <Mort-> cursed wounds
11:20 <Mort-> The damage a clay golem deals doesn’t heal naturally and resists magical healing. A character attempting to use magical healing on a creature damaged by a clay golem must succeed on a DC 26 caster level check, or the healing has no effect on the injured creature.
11:48 <Hydrazine> So the moral of today's story is, shit happens on a boat.
12:06 <Steven> yeah what mort said
12:24 <Mort-> it means that if we go seafaring
12:30 <Mort-> someones got to pick up profession sailor
12:33 <Mort-> Im not doin it.
12:47 <Mort-> Im not sure if bru will let us knowledge nature it
12:53 <Mort-> arent you glad the smarty pants whizzie was around?
13:00 <Steven> its a pain in the ass to cure somebody of Clay Golem damage
13:01 <Mort-> with about every knowledge check under the sun :P
13:24 <Steven> with the 'curse' Fortune its not quite as bad
13:35 <Mort-> and yeah steven..
13:35 <Mort-> I can make any knowledge check under teh sun
13:36 <Hydrazine> that could've gone really badly if we failed more driving rolls.
13:37 <Mort-> wiht a minimum +8
13:40 <Mort-> :P
13:46 <Hydrazine> When we all went overboard, I thought we were screwed.
13:48 <Mort-> thats me for you
13:50 <Mort-> I wasnt scared
13:54 <Mort-> I would levitate you on board
13:58 <Mort-> I probably wouldnt drown
13:59 <Avatar> that was pretty bad
14:01 <Mort-> and I could even let you fly
14:04 <Mort-> if need be
14:05 <Avatar> the boat lurched when we played, but we all made our saves
14:17 <Avatar> only 2 of us went over at all
14:20 <Mort-> I have scroll of levitate and fly
14:22 <Steven> Anyways.  Evil Eye is great.  You just pick saves.  -2 to all saves, and then at level 8 its -4...
14:23 <Mort-> actually
14:23 <Avatar> and after that we tied ourselves to the mast
14:27 <Mort-> so...
14:28 <Steven> pretty decent skill
14:58 <Mort-> seriously hydra
15:02 <Mort-> in the worst case..
15:05 <Mort-> I could let you fly
15:07 <Mort-> you can clena the ship
15:10 <Mort-> then come back and fish me out
15:16 <Mort-> I probably wont drown since Im not wearing armor
15:17 <Mort-> :P
15:27 <Hydrazine> Jerus actually has decent swimming and climbing, considering hes in full plate.
15:31 <Hydrazine> +5 both.
15:32 <Mort-> your strength
15:38 <Mort-> but if I really need to why..
15:39 <Mort-> you can fly?
15:40 <Hydrazine> Yeah.
15:50 <Mort-> really dont worry bout it
15:52 <Hydrazine> If I could fly, I'd just carry your ass with me.
15:56 <Mort-> terrain hazards, once per scenario
16:00 <Mort-> I can counter them
16:05 <Hydrazine> Medium load? Yeah, whatever.
16:07 <Mort-> thtas what I mean by stocking up
16:27 <Mort-> I luv jerus :D
16:31 <Mort-> hes so fluffy :P
16:43 <Mort-> but yeah steven, more oftne then not hydra and I party together
16:44 <Hydrazine> I think hammery is more appropriate.
16:59 <Mort-> I like him anyway
17:13 <Mort-> so yeah I have a baby magus that Id like to play, but was busily leveling my whizzie
17:13 <Steven> its too bad Folnor wasnt around to drive the ship
17:17 <Mort-> how good is he?
17:23 <Mort-> I thought I was halfway decent at least
17:23 <Hydrazine> Still say my cleaving is worth it.
17:29 <Hydrazine> Remember that monkey fight?
17:33 <Steven> +10 knowledge Nature
17:37 <Mort-> +8 here
17:39 <Mort-> remember falnor
17:42 <Mort-> is many levels above me
17:53 <Mort-> acutally 2
17:56 <Mort-> Im only level 5 :P
17:57 <Mort-> lolz
18:15 <Mort-> wonder why you cant roll engineering
18:19 <Mort-> I have that too..wonder why
18:21 <Mort-> :D
18:25 <Mort-> but I think nobility is kinda useless
18:30 <Mort-> history also doesnt pop up much
18:32 <Steven> well im at +10 w/ one skill point in it
18:35 <Steven> bwahahahah
18:40 <Mort-> trait?
18:44 <Mort-> Im at +8 with one skill point in it
18:46 <Steven> Cloistered Cleric
18:48 <Hydrazine> I don't think I've managed to use survival at all.
18:48 <Mort-> acutally I should be at +9
18:52 <Steven> Breadth of experience
18:54 <Mort-> I forgot to add..
18:57 <Mort-> my headband :D
18:58 <Mort-> lolz
19:02 <Mort-> I forget its there
19:06 <Mort-> not +8..:P
19:18 <Mort-> Ill make khaz knowledge whore abit
19:20 <Mort-> too acutally
19:57 <Mort-> I really duno what skills that tank classes should get
20:05 <Mort-> acrobatics..?
20:07 <Mort-> ewww.
20:11 <Mort-> how do you tumble in plate..
20:19 <Mort-> perception? (DUDE I DUMPED WIS)
20:28 <Mort-> UMD? Oh took that ages ago.
20:35 <Avatar> DUDE I DUMPED WIS
20:44 <Mort-> I did
20:50 <Avatar> sounds like a movie title
20:51 <Mort-> maybe a will save will bite me in the back someday :D
23:25 <Mort-> anyway steven
23:32 <Mort-> how does ray of enfeeblement work
23:48 <Mort-> This penalty does not stack with itself. Apply the highest penalty instead.
24:23 <Steven> yeah...
24:56 <Mort-> so
24:57 <Steven> so, whats your question?
24:58 <Mort-> whats the point?
25:01 <Mort-> you suggested that
25:08 <Mort-> I did think of ablity debuff also
25:22 <Steven> its Str Damage
25:25 <Mort-> sooooo?
25:28 <Mort-> once only :P
25:30 <Steven> meaning things hit less often with melee
25:33 <Mort-> highest damage
25:45 <Steven> and dont hit as hard
25:52 <Mort-> there are otherways to do it, frostbite, rime + entangle?
26:08 <Mort-> 1d6+5
26:36 <Steven> the difference is its str damage
26:45 <Steven> for a fighter wearing heavy armor
26:51 <Mort-> dont really get it too much
26:53 <Steven> prolly close to his encumberance level
26:55 <Mort-> was eyeing this one..
26:59 <Mort-> NPCS never carry shit
27:07 <Mort-> if you want to fk a fighter just glitterdust him
27:35 <Hydrazine> lol. Jerus would have to lose ALOT to get near encumberance I think.
27:53 <Steven> at 18 str
28:02 <Steven> what level are you?
28:07 <Mort-> hes 3
28:12 <Mort-> oh wait 4?
28:18 <Hydrazine> still 3.
28:20 <Mort-> oh
28:22 <Hydrazine> 4 if I play tomorrow
28:23 <Mort-> but his str is up the roof
28:25 <Mort-> :P
28:31 <Mort-> midnight mauler I have to bring mort
28:32 <Steven> !throw 1d6+1
28:32 <diebot> Steven, 1d6+1: [1d6=2] 3
28:33 <Mort-> again.
28:37 <Mort-> okay od it to him
28:41 <Mort-> does it hurt you?
28:45 * Mort- giggles at the big J
28:46 <Steven> so... 3 str gone, going down to 15 str...
28:51 <Mort-> he doesnt have 18 str
28:54 <Mort-> he has more then that
29:02 <Mort-> yes khaz would be encumbered
29:03 <Mort-> definitely
29:04 <Steven> is that the synthasist?
29:12 <Mort-> he isnt synthesis
29:15 <Mort-> khaz is magus
29:23 <Mort-> but again the palyer is a packrat
29:29 <Mort-> so probalby carrying too much stuff to beign with
29:32 <Hydrazine> -3 means Jerus still has another 100 pounds of breathing room or so.
29:37 <Mort-> lol
29:41 * Mort- giggles more
29:54 <Steven> whats his str?
29:58 <Hydrazine> 20.
30:09 <Hydrazine> so 17 puts a heavy load at 260
30:19 <Hydrazine> Hes only carrying 138.
30:21 <Steven> taking down to 17 str.. well you have -2 to hit and -2 damage from the spell
30:35 <Hydrazine> yeah, thats a pretty good effect, no lie.
30:54 <Hydrazine> But hes not gonna have problems of armor suddenly being too heavt.
30:55 <Mort-> ou know with close range I can do it all day? :P
30:56 <Hydrazine> heavy.
31:02 <Mort-> -2 to hit and damage
31:10 <Mort-> if you speced intimidation you could acutally jsut give shaken straight
31:14 <Mort-> Im sure you know how it works
31:15 <Mort-> sort of
31:32 <Steven> okay, but lets say you roll extremely well on your str damage
31:55 <Steven> getting your max, so -7 str
32:04 <Steven> well all of a sudden your at 13 str
32:28 <Hydrazine> Still not overburdened by armor, but the loss to damage and attack hits hard.
32:30 <Steven> meaning you smacked them for -4 to hit and damage
32:36 <Mort-> this sort of thing is interesting
32:38 <Mort-> 1 round per level
32:39 <Hydrazine> More for him, hes 2h.
32:42 <Mort-> means I could do it all day..
32:48 <Hydrazine> from +10 PAs to..
32:55 <Hydrazine> +5.
33:06 <Hydrazine> I think.. 4?
33:10 <Steven> anyways, im totaly for ray of enfeeble
33:14 <Steven> scorching ray
33:19 <Mort-> Ill get close range anyway
33:23 <Mort-> so I can spam it as happily as I like
33:42 <Mort-> I was acutally considering it with chill touch
33:49 <Mort-> if his strength reaches 0...
33:51 <Mort-> ooops? :P
33:53 <Mort-> but itll take a while
34:09 <Mort-> another one I was eyeing was frostbite
34:14 <Mort-> no as I said Im not the nova type :P
34:51 <Hydrazine> hey, i didn't roll garbage for the first 3 encounters either.
35:15 <Mort-> yeah you just rolled garbage when they thew us off the ship
35:17 <Mort-> but Im proud of mort
35:19 <Hydrazine> Except for that time we were all trying to trop.
35:21 <Mort-> I acutlaly managed ocmbat casting..
35:25 <Mort-> wow.
35:25 <Hydrazine> trip. and everyone rolled shit.
35:35 <Mort-> that is more of khaz's thing not hers
35:43 <Mort-> Id take concentration checks in combat anyday on khaz..
35:45 <Mort-> :P
36:22 <Mort-> Duration 1 round/level
36:23 <Mort-> bleeehh
36:25 <Mort-> suuuuuuuuxxxx
36:30 <Mort-> once its gone its gone..
36:52 <Mort-> http://www.d20pfsrd.com/magic/all-spells/f/frostbite
36:55 <Mort-> u can do this all day long :D
51:08 <Avatar> http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1929694110/artisan-dice
51:51 <Ballig> how do you know they roll properly
51:53 <Ballig> if they're handmade
52:02 <Brunius> You don't.
52:05 <Avatar> they roll them a billion times
52:07 <Brunius> Most dice don't roll properly anyway.
52:10 <Avatar> and count how many times each face comes up
52:22 <Ballig> it took my computer 20 minutes to roll virtual dice a billion times
52:27 <Ballig> I can't imagine how long it would take to do it manually
52:43 <Avatar> probably 22 minutes
52:48 <Ballig> ha
52:58 <Avatar> 21 if you're quick
53:21 <Mort-> http://paizo.com/forums/dmtz2xaw?Moving-in-Grease-Flatfooted-Yea-or-Nay#0
53:25 * Mort- mmphs
54:07 <Avatar> taking cure moderate as a spell for a witch is a waste isn't it
54:18 <Brunius> Probably.
54:30 <Brunius> How many spells slots have you got?
54:42 <Avatar> 2 to spend
54:48 <Avatar> I've got glitterdust and blindness/deafness
54:53 <Ballig> Mort-: at best they were flat-footed while on the grease
54:56 <Ballig> they are not flat-footed once they leave it
55:03 <Avatar> I'm thinking vomit swarm and maybe web ?
55:06 <Ballig> and they are only flat-footed while moving across it
55:17 <Avatar> I'd like false life
55:19 <Mort-> moving out
55:25 <Mort-> of it will make you flatfooted for a round
55:27 <Avatar> or maybe alter self
55:30 <Mort-> after youre out Id say nope
55:34 <Ballig> does it say for the whole round?
55:36 <Mort-> difficult terrain
55:49 <Ballig> there is no way you get flatfooted for the whole round
55:52 <Ballig> it makes grease far too powerful
55:56 <Ballig> considering that aspect doesn't require a save
56:03 <Mort-> A creature can walk within or through the area of grease at half normal speed with a DC 10 Acrobatics check.
56:11 <Mort-> using acrobatics makes you flatfooted
56:18 <Ballig> while you're walking th rough it
56:23 <Ballig> not for the whole round afterwards
58:23 <Steven> yes cure mod is a waste
58:36 <Ballig> cure mod is a waste? what's the context
58:44 <Ballig> oh, for a witch?
58:52 <Avatar> yeah
58:53 <Steven> yes as a spell to learn
58:56 <Avatar> there's also hold person
59:03 <Avatar> which I really should take
59:04 <Ballig> it wouldn't be a terrible spell to know, but I think you should have better options
59:08 <Avatar> hold person or web
59:10 <Ballig> hold person is okay if you have no other crowd control
59:15 <Ballig> hold person gets a save every round though
59:26 <Ballig> it's only better than hideous laughter because you can coup de grace the target
59:28 <Mort-> thats the reason why I dont care who coups
59:44 <Mort-> I prefer hideous laughter anyway but hell. magus DO have high saves on will and fort acutally..
59:45 <Steven> hold person fantastic
59:53 <Mort-> unless they dumped their wis..
00:01 <Avatar> I'll just take vomit swarm and web
00:04 <Mort-> but I dislike hold perosn limitation
00:08 <Mort-> PEOPLE ONLY
00:09 <Ballig> are we talking 2nd level witch
00:12 <Mort-> NO NASTY DEMONS
00:17 <Avatar> 2nd level spells
00:25 <Avatar> 4th level witch
00:49 <Ballig> yeah
00:57 <Hydrazine> Snickers is 4 now?
01:11 <Hydrazine> I still think the Snickers-Jerus combo is particularly dangerous.
01:12 <Steven> this movie same got sucks soooooooooooooooooo much
01:19 <Steven> but she's teared up like 4 times so far
01:23 <Ballig> not many great witch spells
01:40 <Mort-> hydra
01:42 <Mort-> can you see pms?
01:47 <Avatar> yeah Snickers is 4
01:54 <Hydrazine> Don't see any from you
01:56 <Avatar> I overspent on hexes
02:22 <Ballig> what do you mean overspent
02:31 <Avatar> I get a hex at 1st level
02:35 <Ballig> right
02:35 <Avatar> I took extra hex at 1st level
02:39 <Ballig> yeah
02:39 <Avatar> I get a hex at 2nd level
02:42 <Avatar> I took extra hex at 3rd level
02:43 <Ballig> and now you don't have any hexes to take?
02:45 <Avatar> I get a hex at 4th level
02:48 <Avatar> I am running out
02:55 <Ballig> what level do you get greater hexes?
02:55 <Avatar> I get hexes again at 6th and 8th
02:55 <Mort-> said it
03:01 <Avatar> 10th
03:24 <Avatar> my 11th level Snickers was missing a hex I only just realised
03:42 <Ballig> you only get witch spells right? you can't choose from wizard spells too?
03:46 <Avatar> right
03:51 <Ballig> wow, not a lot of options
03:55 <Ballig> where is CMW
04:15 <Avatar> it's there
04:20 <Ballig> in APG?
04:22 <Avatar> yeah
04:28 <Ballig> I think I'm only looking at new spells
04:43 <Ballig> blindness/deafness
04:50 <Avatar> maybe I should get tongues
04:55 <Ballig> don't get tongues
05:02 <Mort-> out of curousity
05:05 <Mort-> how long does the hex last
05:09 <Mort-> as in soryr
05:11 <Ballig> spectral hand isn't bad if you have touch spells
05:12 <Mort-> how many times per day can you hex
05:13 <Hydrazine> So does this fame thing mean you need to be past.. 18 to buy a 4k item?
05:24 <Steven> touch of idiocy is decent
05:25 <Ballig> Mort-: he can hex at will, but most hexes can only be targeted to someone once
05:29 <Ballig> whether they fail the save or not
05:32 <Mort-> yeah I know
05:39 <Mort-> yo ucan just hex any fk you like?
05:41 <Ballig> Hydrazine: probably
05:43 <Avatar> I have a familiar to deliver touch spells
05:46 <Ballig> unless you have that 4k item listed on a chronicle sheet
05:48 <Avatar> and I have hardly any to deliver
06:00 <Hydrazine> I could've sworn I did somewhere..
06:07 <Ballig> I would probably go blindness or glitterdust
06:08 <Hydrazine> I seem to be missing atleast one. I got a bad file error.
06:09 <Avatar> there's a feat I can get which will let me target someone twice 
06:31 <Steven> Touch of Idiocy is fairly decent against casters
06:45 <Mort-> spell blending
06:48 <Mort-> and its random shit :D
06:54 <Mort-> why dont I..just beat the shit out of them
06:56 <Mort-> using a blade
06:59 <Steven> and by fairly decent i mean face rocking destruction
07:01 <Mort-> acutally I was eyeing ghoul touch :P
07:12 <Mort-> caster? (urm you fked your fort save right?)
07:16 <Mort-> okay stay put. Have fun :P
07:56 <Mort-> and I still have quite a number of rounds to...have fun with that stuff
08:01 <Ballig> Avatar: okay, my official recommendation is blindness/deafness or glitterdust
08:10 <Steven> oh my god i swear, sam is never allowed to get touchy feely movies again
08:17 <Ballig> is she crying
08:19 <Avatar> I already have both of those
08:21 <Steven> yes...
08:22 <Steven> again
08:25 <Ballig> tell her "I can't stand to see a girl cry" and then put a blanket over her head
08:33 <Steven> one second
08:38 <Avatar> youtube it
08:42 <Ballig> yeah, video it
08:45 <Steven> hahahahahahaah
08:49 <Steven> she hit me
08:52 <Ballig> haha
08:53 <Avatar> haha
08:58 <Steven> totaly worth it
09:05 <Avatar> did you get it on video
09:05 <Mort-> oh dear
09:06 <Ballig> Steven is about to be able to play PFS a whole lot more often
09:11 <Avatar> hahah
09:46 <Hydrazine> hmmm.
09:58 <Hydrazine> Avatar, did you run QFP 1?
10:08 <Steven> i love this... shes all cranky
10:13 <Ballig> he did
10:36 <Hydrazine> Happen to remember what was on the chronicle for it? I'm having a problem with broken PDFs.
10:40 <Mort-> he did
10:50 <Ballig> he can resend it
10:57 <Steven> but she has stopped being all weepy
11:13 <Steven> brb, she says i owe her cake
11:23 <Ballig> so whipped
11:59 <Ballig> Avatar: do you get to switch out spells as a witch?
11:59 <Steven> yeah...
12:43 <Steven> I'm wipped but im also sexed... so its totaly fair.
13:46 <Steven> okay back....
13:50 <Steven> nevermind
13:57 <Steven> i 'forgot' the icecream
14:01 <Steven> brb
14:02 <Avatar> session reported
14:18 <Avatar> Hydrazine: yeah, you were here remember
14:24 <Avatar> that's why you took the braid today
14:38 <Hydrazine> I'm acting because I'm having a problem with errors in PDFs.
14:41 <Ballig> he wanted to know if you were the GM
14:42 <Hydrazine> For chronicles.
14:44 <Ballig> because he needs the chronicle sheet
14:52 <Hydrazine> I can't open the QFP 1 sheet.
15:04 <Mort-> argh
15:07 <Mort-> now i need to fix mort
15:57 <Ballig> oh, a witch doesn't need to switch out spells, she can transcribe like a wizard
16:14 <Avatar> oh do you want to know what spells were in that spellbook
16:16 <Avatar> mort
16:22 <Ballig> is she really allowed to transcribe from it
16:27 <Avatar> yeah
16:34 <Ballig> you might need to add that to the chronicle sheet
16:35 <Avatar> that's why you don't see many wizards in PFS
16:45 <Ballig> well, it's usually because sorcerers are better in combat
16:54 <Ballig> but the wizards you do see don't have their spellbooks on them
16:55 <Avatar> and wizards have overpower loot
18:52 <Avatar> double check the rules for copying spells into your spellbook
18:58 <Avatar> I don't know what they are
19:21 <Ballig> if she has unfettered access to the book there's no problem
19:25 <Ballig> she pays for the transcription costs
20:25 <Ballig> Avatar: did you check the hexes in UM
21:11 <Avatar> they are shit from what I remember
21:16 <Avatar> prehensile hair is worth looking at
21:21 <Avatar> and uh, scar is good later, but not yet
21:30 <Avatar> after I get the split hex feat
22:22 <Mort-> Im checking
22:40 <Mort-> A magus can learn spells from a wizard’s spellbook, just as a wizard can from a magus’s spellbook. 
22:42 <Mort-> bwhahahhaha
22:44 <Mort-> eat THAT
22:54 <Mort-> arent we so glad Im half magus? :P
23:01 <Mort-> time to copy 
23:26 <Ballig> unnerve beasts isn't terrible
23:47 * Mort- becomes a happy copyninja
23:49 <Ballig> could make a horse buck its rider
25:01 <Avatar> that one could use some clarification
25:08 <Mort-> its right on d20 guide?
25:39 <Ballig> yeah not sure if it would make a druid's animal companion attack the druid
25:43 <Mort-> right COPY NINJA TIME
27:54 * Mort- really likes the magus we pwned..
27:57 <Mort-> coolo spelllls...
29:11 <Avatar> is +2 to one person's AC and saves too weak?
29:11 <Avatar> should I look for something else
29:20 <Ballig> +2 is half a mage armour
29:28 <Ballig> what kind of bonus is it
29:31 <Ballig> deflection?
29:38 <Avatar> yeah
29:42 <Ballig> that's pretty sweet
29:44 <Ballig> that's a ring of protection
29:56 <Avatar> can't use it on myself, only others
30:03 <Avatar> ring of protection + cloak of resistance
30:19 <Avatar> and it's permanent until I put the ward on someone else
31:03 <Avatar> oh wait, it lasts until the creature is hit
31:14 <Avatar> or fails a saving throw
31:28 <Ballig> yeah
31:31 <Ballig> it's useful, but not awesome
31:31 <Mort-> how much is scribing out a new spellbook
31:32 <Mort-> btw
31:37 <Mort-> from your old one
31:57 <Hydrazine> half i think.
32:10 <Mort-> I dont evne know how much my old one cost
32:19 <Mort-> I keep adding shit to it
32:23 <Mort-> but now I tink i havem onesh
32:25 <Mort-> so its time toget a spare
32:27 <Hydrazine> Duplicating an existing spellbook uses the same procedure as replacing it, but the task is much easier. The time requirement and cost per page are halved.
32:40 <Ballig> you can have more than one spellbook
32:44 <Avatar> hmmm maybe I should take evil eye
32:47 <Hydrazine> http://www.d20pfsrd.com/magic#TOC-Replacing-and-Copying-Spellbooks
33:03 <Mort-> I want to have a new one
33:08 <Mort-> I shall put it in pathfinder lodge
33:14 <Mort-> one day, a bad monster might steal my spellbook!
33:32 <Hydrazine> well. Its half the total scribing costs.
34:22 <Hydrazine> for which there is a table near that link.
34:23 <Mort-> yeah Ill pay it
34:30 <Mort-> and also. Next - scroll of dismissal
34:34 <Mort-> NO MORE BAD ELEMENTAL DAYS.
34:47 <Mort-> I fear air elementals
35:20 <Avatar> oooooer hex DC went up
35:31 <Mort-> grats :D
36:30 <Hydrazine> yeah, my QFP 1 sheet is dead is.
37:36 <Hydrazine> Which is annoying, because I think it had something useful on it.
38:09 <Avatar> what date did we play QFP 1
38:15 <Avatar> 10th?
38:50 Steven has quit (Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client)
39:36 <Hydrazine> 4tf
39:39 <Hydrazine> 4th
40:23 <Hydrazine> played Mists on the 17th, Shadows Last stand on the 18th
40:45 <Avatar> I'll fix it up
40:59 <Hydrazine> Thank yu.
42:12 <Brunius> Hydra, what level is your highest level character?
43:38 <Hydrazine> 3.
43:47 <Hydrazine> 4 if I play tomorrow.
43:47 <Mort-> okay scrolls
43:55 <Mort-> are u?
44:05 <Mort-> morts feeling more like a proper whizzie now
44:31 <Mort-> now how much does a scroll of dismissal cost
44:36 <Brunius> 400000gp
44:58 <Avatar> that's probably not far off
45:18 <Brunius> 700gp
45:23 <Brunius> If you get the cleric version
45:31 <Brunius> 1125 for the wizard version
45:31 <Mort-> but I need the wizard ersion?
45:36 <Mort-> what happens
45:40 <Mort-> can you take the lower levle version?
45:43 <Brunius> Nope.
45:48 <Brunius> It's divine magic.
46:07 <Mort-> k
46:10 <Mort-> unless I want ot UMD that shit
46:13 <Mort-> which is like NO FKING WAY
46:17 <Mort-> Ill take the wizzie version
46:41 <Mort-> okay
46:47 <Mort-> what happens if I take the sumoner version
46:49 <Mort-> he is an arcane caster
46:51 <Mort-> :P
47:02 <Mort-> do I have ot UMD that shit?
47:06 <Mort-> (of ocurse I wont)
47:32 <Brunius> If it's an arcane scroll I don't think you have to UMD it
47:44 <Mort-> oh really?
47:48 <Mort-> sumonner versoin it is :P
48:33 <Mort-> but again
48:35 <Mort-> it doenst show
48:38 <Mort-> what hte summoner version would cost
48:44 <Mort-> ARGH forget it Ill take hte wizzie version
48:48 <Mort-> for easier accounting
51:57 <Mort-> k done
52:00 <Mort-> one dismissal loaded.
53:24 <Hydrazine> Mkay.
53:25 <Mort-> bb
53:26 <Hydrazine> Goodnight guys.
53:27 <Mort-> time ot go out LD
53:30 <Mort-> let sjust say
53:35 <Mort-> we dont want anything bad ahpepning
53:36 <Mort-> tomrorow :D
53:44 <Mort-> if a big elemental comes ILl blow it up
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05:33 <Mekkis> so
05:41 <Mekkis> Labor got their arses handed to them
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06:59 <Mekkis> horribly
08:10 <Brunius> does that mean daylight savings is being abolished
08:20 <Mekkis> We never had it!
08:34 <Mekkis> and one election Newman promised was not to put it in
09:02 <Mekkis> 	LNP 	883,846 votes	49.34
09:06 <Mekkis> ALP 	483,782 votes	27.01 	
09:21 <Brunius> So who won
09:39 <Mekkis> Liberal-Nationals
09:44 <Brunius> :S
09:45 <Mekkis> they have 78 seats
09:50 <Mekkis> Labor have 7
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24:48 <Avatar> are they abolishing it for vic
24:54 <Avatar> if so I would vote for them
26:00 <Ballig> Brunius: it's Labor in QLD, and QLD already doesnt' have daylight savings
26:11 <Brunius> I know yo
26:13 <Ballig> and the LNP won't necessarily reverse daylight savings
26:32 <Ballig> they were in power in the federal government for, what, over a decade? and didn't reverse it
26:55 <Mekkis> it's a state thing, not federal, isn't it?
27:07 <Mekkis> Queensland's interesting in that it doesn't have a senate
27:18 <Mekkis> so Newman effectively has a blank cheque
27:37 <Brunius> wait what
27:40 <Brunius> no senate?
27:47 <Brunius> This could get very bad very quickly
28:11 <Ballig> it's only state because federal government hasn't wanted to step in
29:17 <Avatar> whatever, will they help to abolish daylight savings here?
29:23 <Avatar> if so I vote for them also
29:28 <Ballig> one state government isn't going to influence another
29:39 <Mekkis> unless they're WA :S
29:49 <Ballig> that's because of their mining power
29:51 <Avatar> maybe they will do something
29:57 <Avatar> I don't know how it all works
30:18 <Avatar> maybe they can draft a letter
31:02 <Avatar> you probably would have all died in the optional encounter today
31:22 <Avatar> couple of swarms
32:02 <Ballig> why would swarms kill us
32:12 <Avatar> you can't fight swarms
32:16 <Avatar> espeially not tier 4-5 ones
32:16 <Ballig> why can't we fight swarms?
32:23 <Avatar> you're not equipped
32:27 <Avatar> you disagree with painlord
32:28 <Ballig> we have three casters
32:38 <Avatar> what are you going to cast
32:40 <Avatar> nothing, that's what
32:41 <Ballig> burning hands
32:48 <Avatar> burning hands isn't going to be enough
32:49 <Ballig> and that's just the divine spellcaster
34:11 <Avatar> you probably would have all died let's just say
34:19 <Ballig> nope
34:31 <Avatar> Mekkis are you running a game next saturday
34:58 <Avatar> if not I am about to schedule part 3
35:19 <Ballig> wonder what happens if you summon a swarm to fight another swarm
35:32 <Avatar> that would work
35:37 <Avatar> surely a swarm can fight a swarm
35:44 <Ballig> that would be hilarious to watch
35:51 <Brunius> They'd damage each other by being in each other's squares
35:55 <Avatar> yeah
36:21 <Ballig> do tanglefoot bags work on swarms
37:43 <Mekkis> Avatar, I'll let you schedule part 3, if you want
37:55 <Ballig> will you
38:06 <Avatar> done
38:17 <Avatar> have the two weeks following if you want
38:33 <Ballig> didn't brunius want a week
38:53 <Avatar> oh, does he
39:08 <Brunius> How many level 5s do we have
39:12 <Brunius> 5-9s
39:13 <Avatar> heaps
39:27 <Avatar> take next week if you want a week
39:34 <Brunius> Nah week after is fine
39:41 <Avatar> you sure?
39:51 <Brunius> yeah
40:47 <Brunius> Er
40:48 <Brunius> hang on
40:50 <Brunius> That's conquest
41:04 <Brunius> 14th?
41:07 <Avatar> yeah
41:30 <Avatar> we'll have some higher levels after conquest too
41:55 <Avatar> what's the game you want to run
42:19 <Brunius> Sniper in the Deep
44:42 <Avatar> what time suits you
44:48 <Brunius> 2am
45:01 <Avatar> so 1pm is ok
45:07 <Brunius> yep
45:16 <Mekkis> Brunius, is it possible for you to run it before conquest
45:23 <Mekkis> chances are Mytiazair will level at conquest...
45:27 <Brunius> I wouldn't want to
45:37 <Brunius> I could run a weekday game
50:59 <Brunius> But I don't think I know the relevant rules well enough
51:49 <Brunius> night guys
51:55 <Ballig> you don't know the rules on weekday games?
53:14 <Avatar> haha
53:24 <Avatar> you roll initiative, wait your turn, roll to hit, roll damage !
53:28 <Brunius> the rules relevant to sniper in the deep
53:28 <Avatar> end combat !
53:36 <Ballig> you have ages to figure it out
53:46 <Ballig> why are the rules so esoteric
53:59 <Brunius> Yeah, all the spare time between now and Saturday - counting all my homework, about none
54:20 <Ballig> this saturday?
54:23 <Ballig> it isn't this saturday
54:27 <Ballig> it was scheduled for 14 april
54:33 <Brunius> Yeah
54:37 <Brunius> I'm fine running it then
54:41 <Ballig> sounds good
55:00 <Brunius> But Mekkis wants me to run it before conquest, and since you want sundays to be free for cote, saturday is the only eligible slot
55:06 <Brunius> I'm explaining why I can't run it then.
55:35 <Ballig> sucks to be mekkis
55:45 <Mekkis> I might be able to make April 1 free
55:46 <Ballig> we can play it without him if he's not available
55:57 <Ballig> didn't you already say april 1 was free?
56:04 <Avatar> is that an april fools joke
56:25 <Mekkis> yes
56:38 <Mekkis> and I think CoTE can wait for a week or two
56:43 <Ballig> I don't
57:00 <Ballig> you've already made it plain that if I don't run it at the very first available opportunity you are going to bail on it
57:08 <Mekkis> bullshit
57:35 <Mekkis> you made it plain that I was not to bail on it, or you'd be annoyed
57:40 <Ballig> the last time I tried to schedule it but didn't lock it in you volunteered to run games every second sunday
57:43 <Ballig> because it wasn't locked in
57:59 <Ballig> let's just say "there's precedent"
58:01 <Mekkis> when was that?
58:18 <Ballig> last week
58:20 <Mekkis> I said I was willing to pull out, because my timetable would interfere with that sort of thing
58:33 <Ballig> no, you said you volunteered to run games every second sunday because you didn't have plans
58:37 <Ballig> because the plans I tried to make with you weren't locked in
58:44 <Ballig> coincidentally, not locked in because I was waiting on your schedule
58:45 <Mekkis> what?
59:12 <Ballig> remember the whole "we're running without canine, what's your availability?" "ask me thursday" *thursday* "What's your availability?" "I'm not available every second sunday"
59:23 <Brunius> I remember that.
59:45 <Mekkis> you know 
59:57 <Ballig> and the subsequent "wait, you agreed to run a game every second sunday even though you knew we were starting CotE without canine?" "I didn't think we really would" "you thought I was bullshitting?" "there's precedent"
00:11 <Mekkis> yes
00:15 <Ballig> there we go
00:17 <Mekkis> there is precedent with you bullshitting
00:25 <Ballig> give me 3 examples
00:33 <Ballig> I usually require 5, but I'm being lenient
01:10 <Ballig> (also note that this is an aside, and the precedent with me bullshitting - whether or not there is - is irrelevant to the current discussion)
01:59 <Mekkis> what are we trying to establish here?
02:24 <Ballig> that if I don't lock in a schedule, you will find another reason to not be available
02:31 <Ballig> because, hey, there's precedent for you doing that
02:51 <Ballig> do I take your lack of response about me bullshitting as a forfeiture of that claim?
03:10 <Mekkis> sorry, I'm confused
03:47 <Mekkis> I suppose the big question here is: what would your favourable outcome be
04:00 <Ballig> we're not delaying the recommencement of CotE
04:22 <Ballig> the last time I tried to schedule it around you, you fucked me
04:44 <Mekkis> what would your favourable outcome be?
04:49 <Ballig> I just told you
04:58 <Ballig> asking the question again doesn't invalidate my response
05:12 <Mekkis> you mean, you're running CoTE, in here, next Sunday
05:14 <Mekkis> correct
05:19 <Ballig> yep
05:22 <Mekkis> and if I can't make it?
05:29 <Ballig> then you will lose xp/gold/prestige
05:34 <Mekkis> I
05:38 <Ballig> you can choose not to show to any further sessions
05:43 <Mekkis> I've already stated that I was willing to do so!
05:44 <Ballig> that's fine, I'm still reporting you there
05:59 <Ballig> but regardless of that, the sunday slot is taken
06:19 <Ballig> so the favourable outcome you want - that is, a game being run in that slot to be convenient for you, because it's all about Mekkis - will not be happening
06:47 <Mekkis> perhaps I should tell you my favourable outcome, rather than you putting it in my mouth
09:37 <Mekkis> my favourable outcome would be for that particular slot to be run by Brunius, before conquest, and then, every fortnight on Sunday, I would be available to play CoTE in here. If you wish to run CoTE at a time in which I'm unavailable, I'm willing to drop from it.
09:57 <Ballig> clearly you aren't unavailable on April 1
11:06 <Mekkis> to be honest, it's not clear to me, but if you want to use it as a working hypothesis, go ahead
25:55 <War_Wrecker> Guys cut out the passive aggression
26:08 <War_Wrecker> It just makes you seem like you're petty 13 year olds.
27:20 <Ballig> 1.) you have no right to enter into this discussion, you don't know any of us
27:23 <Ballig> 2.) none of that was passive
28:46 <War_Wrecker> Whatever you say
28:58 <Ballig> if you're going to insult strangers, do it in a way that actually makes sense
29:40 <War_Wrecker> I'll be back when you two are done
29:44 <Ballig> mhmm
30:05 <Ballig> because 20 minutes of no conversation clearly means we were right in the middle of it
30:29 <War_Wrecker> Sorry, I only just checked in
31:46 <War_Wrecker> On the topic of scheduling and rudeness
32:05 <War_Wrecker> Which I apologize for
32:49 <War_Wrecker> Do games tend to run on a weekly/fortnightly basis on the same night of the weekend at the same time?
33:01 <Avatar> yeah
33:07 <Ballig> we generally run two games a week, on Saturday and Sunday afternoons
33:10 <Avatar> occasionally weekday games run
33:12 <Ballig> but it's based on availability
33:37 <Ballig> if we had 3 people (+a GM) available every Tuesday night, we'd run games then
33:46 <War_Wrecker> Right
33:55 <War_Wrecker> Now you guys... mostly Aus?
33:57 <Spaceshot> haha, having /ignore-ed mekkis makes it look like ballig is talking to himself :P
34:08 <Ballig> I was talking to myself
34:13 <Avatar> that would look pretty funny
34:53 <Spaceshot> also, is mekkis being a bitch for PFS or brunius' campaign?
35:08 <Spaceshot> haven't scrolled all the way up and read everything yet, just got home
35:31 <Avatar> it's a timeslot thing
37:47 <Spaceshot> ahh
38:16 <Spaceshot> mekkis requesting we play certain scenarios at certain times for his benefit is the sound of it
38:27 <Spaceshot> it not working his way, and he's moaning
38:39 <Spaceshot> at least ballig's side of the convo portrays that
38:49 <Ballig> oh my gods this web banner is ridiculous
38:59 <Ballig> it keeps saying "Congratulations! You've won!", without a mouse rolling over it
39:05 <Spaceshot> haha
39:08 <Ballig> and now there are two of them on the same page, so two of them say it at the same time
39:09 <Spaceshot> Brunius: you still her?
39:11 <Spaceshot> here*
39:11 <Ballig> every 45 seconds or so
40:27 <Spaceshot> at least it's not as bad as those banners that alter your mouse on them and auto set it as being rolled over (and thus taken) when it loads, so you end up not being able to see your mouse pointer unless you move it fast enough
50:50 <Ballig> http://www.explosm.net/db/files/Comics/Kris/wake.png
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