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00:02:10 <Mekkis> yay for windows no longer supporting my printer
00:02:33 <Mort-> Ah
00:02:42 <Mort-> Can i take craft wand as a feat?
00:03:19 <Mort-> For pfs
00:03:24 <Spaceshot> nope
00:03:26 <Spaceshot> no crafting feats
00:03:47 <Spaceshot> ever
00:04:00 <Spaceshot> unless you're a tattoo sorc
00:04:06 <Spaceshot> but thats a special case
00:04:44 <Avatar> what is a tattoo sorc
00:05:05 <Spaceshot> a sorc archetype in inner sea magic
00:05:32 <Mort-> I won't use it
00:05:34 <Spaceshot> they get a tattoo famlilar instead of their bloodline arcana or first level bloodline power (don't remember which one)
00:05:35 <Mort-> Exactly
00:05:47 <Mort-> Its just to qualify for another feat
00:05:58 <Mort-> Staff like wand. Arcane discovery
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00:06:37 <Spaceshot> do you require craft wand feat?
00:06:45 <Spaceshot> also, if you are ever unsure of what you can take
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00:13:52 <Mort> lol
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00:36:59 <Mekkis> Mort, to become a lich, join the Whispering Way
00:37:50 <foxtrtoter> happy wednesday? all
00:37:55 <Mort> uh atm
00:38:04 <Mort> Im still trying to research on how to teach socks new tricks
00:38:08 <Mort> or balaar when he comes along
00:38:17 <Mort> I suspect I will try to teach balaar more tricks then socks
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00:38:54 * Mort is busy reading how to train your familiar to fetch, guard and wand for you
00:40:01 <Mort> http://www.d20pfsrd.com/classes/prestige-classes/other-paizo/a-b/agent-of-the-grave
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00:40:04 <Mort> ?
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01:00:05 <Mort> off to bed
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05:12:48 * Steven waves
05:12:55 <Steven> I Finished by noon!
05:13:02 <Steven> I rock!
05:13:11 <Steven> now im gonna go nap with sam!
05:13:28 <Steven> okay guys, im going to give you my coolest blessing
05:13:41 <Steven> May a flock of vagina's find its way to your crotch by days end...
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05:15:04 <nezzi> anyone
05:15:05 <nezzi> there
05:15:06 <nezzi> ?
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07:43:42 Topic for #d&d is: PFS: Sat 1pm (Avatar, new game) / Sun 1pm (Ballig, new game) | CoTE: TBA | ED: TBA || All times are AEDT (UTC+11:00) | D&D and Pathfinder Online http://www.pfrpg.com.au
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09:50:32 <Mort-> Morning
09:51:09 <Hydrazine_> Morning.
09:52:13 <Mort-> Ah k
09:52:29 <Mort-> I'm trying to teach my familiar new tricks
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09:53:17 <Hydrazine_> Ballg commited suicide!
09:53:50 <Hydrazine_> What're you teaching Socks?
09:54:25 <Mort-> Once level 7
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09:54:38 <Mort-> She will take over enlarge person
09:54:50 <Mort-> That's number 1
09:55:53 <Hydrazine_> umd wand it?
09:56:00 <Hydrazine_> classy, since it takes a full round.
09:56:01 <Mort-> Apparently not
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09:56:22 <Mort-> They cast spells like a 3 rd level sorceror
09:56:31 <Hydrazine_> Ah. Is that on the sorc list?
09:56:41 <Mort-> So. Are you saying enlarge person is not on the sorc list?
09:56:44 <Mort-> ^^
09:56:54 <Mort-> Id say not
09:56:59 <Hydrazine_> I just don't know spell lists that well.
09:57:11 <Mort-> Wizard and sorc list are identical
09:57:12 <Mort-> So
09:57:24 <Hydrazine_> I thought sorcs had a smaller list?
09:57:31 <Mort-> No
09:57:32 <Hydrazine_> Or is it just less spells known, from the same list?
09:57:39 <Mort-> Less spells known
09:57:44 <Mort-> Same list
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09:57:51 <Hydrazine_> Right.
09:57:54 <Mort-> So. I can cast stuff legitimately
09:58:06 <Mort-> She will take over enlarge person duties
09:58:18 <Hydrazine_> Hm.
09:58:20 <Mort-> I am not hiring her out as a flanking buddy
09:58:32 <Mort-> So don't even think about it
09:58:34 <Hydrazine_> What happens to potions for spells that take a full round?
09:58:46 <Hydrazine_> Eh. I think Jerus prefers the enlarge.
09:58:52 <Mort-> I think you will get the effects next round
09:59:00 <Mort-> That's round 1
09:59:02 <Hydrazine_> Hoku probably would too. CMB bonuses and stuff.
09:59:05 <Mort-> A lot of fighters
09:59:13 <Mort-> Drink enlarge person pots
09:59:36 <Mort-> Strangely i don't really care for enlarge person on khaz
09:59:50 <Hydrazine_> thats because you're so worried about defenses.
09:59:59 <Mort-> It makes you an awful big target you know :(
10:00:04 <Hydrazine_> And don't really rely on raw weapon damage for your combat effectiveness.
10:00:08 <Mort-> And block everyone's way
10:00:19 <Hydrazine_> Jerus does, and Enlarge actually helps his defenses. For melee atleast.
10:00:36 <Mort-> I mean there definitely has to be someone better to enlarge
10:00:54 <Mort-> Actually khaz gets a 10 ft reach with enlarge
10:01:05 <Mort-> Except he never used it ^^
10:01:08 <Hydrazine_> Yes. Which may be useful in some cases.
10:01:14 <Mort-> Maybe.
10:01:32 <Mort-> If I'm the only party tank. Good luck to the party :p
10:01:39 <Hydrazine_> Consider that noone can 5ft step in on you without pulling an AoO, unless they're already in range.
10:01:58 <Hydrazine_> And that noone can leave your immediate area either.
10:02:14 <Mort-> Ok so next stop. Did you know that familiar breath weapon dc increases as their masters increase in level?
10:02:22 <Hydrazine_> the 10ft reach with enlarge is different than simply having reach, because it gives you threat in the close squares too.
10:02:23 <Mort-> 2 rounds
10:02:29 <Mort-> Yeah
10:02:46 <Mort-> You want to check out what faerie dragons can do?
10:02:48 <Hydrazine_> I didn't know familiars could have breath weapons.
10:02:53 <Mort-> Oh they do
10:03:01 <Hydrazine_> Huh.
10:03:03 <Mort-> I could make all of you immune to fear
10:03:10 <Hydrazine_> an enlarge pot works faster than casting it.
10:03:12 <Mort-> At a horrible price
10:03:15 <Mort-> Really?
10:03:21 <Mort-> Then go enlarge yourself
10:03:24 <Hydrazine_> potion rules say it works immediately.
10:03:48 <Mort-> Btw. Use spring loaded wrist sheathes
10:03:53 <Mort-> Swift action to take out
10:04:01 <Hydrazine_> can you fit a pot in them?
10:04:01 <Mort-> And you can standard action drink it
10:04:05 <Mort-> Why not
10:04:09 <Mort-> Said small stuff
10:04:16 <Hydrazine_> Because its not really clear how big a potion is.
10:04:18 <Mort-> Id fit a wand in there
10:04:24 <Mort-> A pot is small
10:04:34 <Mort-> You could fit a dagger in there easy
10:04:45 <Mort-> Id fit my smoke sticks in there
10:05:06 <Mort-> I wouldnt try my scimitar though
10:05:40 <Hydrazine_> Hmmm.
10:05:46 <Hydrazine_> So if Jerus got a large club..
10:06:25 <Mort-> I think clubs are a little too big :p
10:06:47 <Mort-> You still take aoo
10:06:55 <Mort-> If you draw it in enemy presence
10:07:11 <Hydrazine_> the potion?
10:07:12 <Mort-> Unless you can do uber sleight of hand check
10:07:15 <Mort-> Yeah
10:07:17 <Hydrazine_> hm.
10:07:25 <Mort-> Which you would epic fail
10:07:33 <Mort-> Again at start of fight
10:07:42 <Mort-> They are maybe 30 ft away?
10:07:47 <Mort-> Aoo what?
10:08:20 <Mort-> Its like you can trip with a reach weapon and not take aoo if the enemy doesn't have reach
10:08:26 <Hydrazine_> So if Jerus got a large club.. a 1d8 2h weapon..
10:08:40 <Mort-> Why do you want a large club
10:08:51 <Mort-> Why not a large bastard sword
10:08:59 <Hydrazine_> enlarged himself and used oil of shillelegh..
10:09:09 <Hydrazine_> Whats the next step up from 3d6?
10:09:21 <Mort-> Using the enlarge is standard
10:09:23 <Mort-> So is oil
10:09:28 <Hydrazine_> With an overall -1 attack.
10:09:46 <Hydrazine_> I'd have a weapon with whatever 3d6 upgrades to.
10:10:01 <Mort-> You need 2 turns before you can hit
10:10:30 <Hydrazine_> minutes per level spells. its all about timing.
10:11:11 <Mort-> And how much time we are given
10:11:28 <Mort-> I'm really curious about familiar weapons though
10:11:38 <Mort-> They scale up the dc
10:11:53 <Mort-> Somehow though i think getting a familiar into combat is bad.
10:12:04 <Hydrazine_> Don't familiars get hit dice as you level?
10:12:30 <Mort-> After 3d6 is 3d8
10:12:33 <Mort-> They do
10:12:40 <Mort-> That's why their weapons sable
10:12:43 <Mort-> Scale
10:12:48 <Mort-> If you want to be evil
10:12:59 <Mort-> Look at the psuedo dragon weapon
10:13:01 <Mort-> Lol
10:13:15 <Mort-> Problem he is not invisible
10:13:37 <Mort-> Again if imps aren't invisible after doing offensive actions
10:13:51 <Mort-> And can't put their invisibilty on unless using a standard action
10:13:56 <Mort-> No point either
10:14:22 <Mort-> Still thinking
10:15:34 <Hydrazine_> why is enlarge a 250gp pot if its a level 1 spell?
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10:16:17 <Mort-> Back
10:17:17 <Mort-> Anyway
10:17:32 <Mort-> Your familiar uses your bab and hp
10:17:42 <Mort-> Half your hp
10:17:56 <Mort-> Which means khazs familiar will be halfway respectable
10:20:29 * Mort- fingers itch at the thought of a new flanking buddy for hire...
10:21:22 <MekkisSc1een> yes
10:21:27 <MekkisSc1een> but familiars don't get you HD
10:22:34 <Mort-> Half
10:22:38 <Mort-> They do?
10:23:19 <Mort-> Hit Dice: For the purpose of effects related to number of Hit Dice, use the master's character level or the familiar's normal HD total, whichever is higher
10:23:24 * Mort- fluffs
10:23:24 <Mort-> Use your level
10:25:14 <Hydrazine_> you're missing a bit, Mort.
10:25:24 <Hydrazine_> Thats for the purpose of effects based on hit dice.
10:25:36 <Hydrazine_> the actual HP, it states below, is simply half the master's, rounded down.
10:26:16 <Hydrazine_> So it counts your hit dice for things like save DCs from its spells if it has them, how bad it gets messed up by color spray.
10:27:50 <Mort-> And natural attacks?
10:27:59 <Mort-> as in the dc for their special attacks
10:28:07 <Mort-> Breath weapons and so forth
10:28:21 <Mort-> And yes it has half my hp
10:28:28 <Mort-> I'm aware of that
10:29:24 <Hydrazine_> Show me an example of this special attack?
10:30:57 <Mort-> Breath weapons allow a Reflex save for half damage (DC 10 + 1/2 breathing creature's racial HD + breathing creature's Con modifier; the
10:31:12 <Mort-> Universal monster rules
10:32:27 <Hydrazine_> Sounds legitimate.
10:33:04 <Mort-> The saving throw to resist a poison is usually a Fort save (DC 10 + 1/2 the poisoning creature’s racial HD + the creature’s Con modifier; the exact DC is given in the creature’s descriptive text).
10:33:12 <Mort-> that includes sleep stings!
10:33:53 <Mort-> Now. If i had higher cha id just order my familiar to dangle on top and giving it reach by evolved familiar
10:34:17 <Mort-> But 10 ft in the air doesn't make you invulnerable
10:34:38 <Hydrazine_> holy crap, it has greater invis?
10:34:39 <Mort-> Especially with people like jerus or oskar around :(
10:34:47 <Mort-> As i said
10:34:55 <Mort-> Socks is not going into combat!
10:35:01 <Mort-> I'm not hiring her out
10:35:27 <Mort-> Yes she does but I'm not letting you abuse her that way
10:35:33 <Hydrazine_> Can't flank anyway.
10:35:55 <Mort-> ...
10:36:05 <Avatar-> what if you're about to die
10:36:17 <Avatar-> but socks can save your life?
10:36:22 <Mort-> She looks pink and like a butterfly
10:36:22 <Mort-> Then ill die with her
10:36:28 <Mort-> She is not meant for combat
10:36:36 <Avatar-> you mean she'll die with you
10:36:39 <Mort-> Fetching healing pots is fine
10:36:45 <Mort-> But no hitting!
10:36:53 <Mort-> Umding wands is also fine.
10:36:58 <Mort-> Stay at the back!
10:37:14 <Mort-> I don't want her to get her claws or teeth bloody
10:37:16 <Mort-> Understand?
10:37:17 <MekkisSc1een> what do you say when you've realised that you've had heroes3 running on your work computer clocking up 114 hours of CPU time
10:37:23 <Mort-> Lol
10:37:24 <MekkisSc1een> and you can't remember when you started it
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10:37:43 <Mort-> You had enough scenarios? :p
10:37:47 <Hydrazine_> You say, Mek, that you're a huge nerd.
10:38:08 <MekkisScreen> I must have started it during my lunch break two weeks ago
10:38:09 <Mort-> Umding stuff is fine.
10:38:09 <Mort-> Nothing physical!
10:38:14 <MekkisScreen> and forgotten it
10:38:17 <Mort-> Lol
10:38:22 <Mort-> He is a nerd
10:38:52 <Mort-> Grr.
10:39:18 * Mort- cuddles socks. I won't let those meanies get you.
10:41:25 <Mort-> Please guys. I have a pink familiar with butterfly wings
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10:42:06 <mortswishytail> Sigh
10:43:20 <Hydrazine_> And here I thought you kept your girlyness more or less hidden.
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10:45:13 <mortswishytail> Lol
10:45:15 <mortswishytail> :d
10:45:20 <mortswishytail> I have my moments
10:45:45 <mortswishytail> Sometimes mort pesters for a hot bath
10:46:07 <mortswishytail> But seriously its 200 gp per caster level
10:46:12 <mortswishytail> To replace your familiar
10:46:41 <mortswishytail> And if you really want to go to combat with your familiar
10:46:52 <Hydrazine_> be a druid?
10:46:59 <mortswishytail> Get a stinger psuedodragon
10:47:06 <mortswishytail> Sleep ftw! :p
10:48:06 <mortswishytail> Ok enough
10:48:08 <mortswishytail> Lol
10:48:23 <mortswishytail> I think ill get socks to do enlarge.
10:48:45 <mortswishytail> And maybe throw some monsters/ play with clw wands
10:50:19 <mortswishytail> Dex poison on imps isn't too bad either. But thinking about running to a dragon and poking him doesn't sound good at all.
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11:06:21 <tristen> hello possums
11:07:06 <tristen> i've been reading up on enchantments
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11:07:20 <tristen> it seems a bit illegal to me
11:07:31 <tristen> for instance "bane" surely can't be legal?
11:08:25 <tristen> http://www.d20pfsrd.com/magic-items/magic-weapons#TOC-Bane
11:08:43 <tristen> enhancement bonus +2
11:08:49 <tristen> damage bonus 2d6
11:08:58 <tristen> price: +1
11:09:02 <tristen> that's bullshit
11:09:21 <mortswishytail> Bane you need to specify against what
11:09:34 <mortswishytail> Bane against lemurs? :(
11:09:40 <tristen> same as what rangers do for favoured class!
11:09:43 <mortswishytail> Now that is evil
11:09:51 <tristen> it can't be legal
11:09:54 <mortswishytail> Sure. Each time you bane its that thing
11:09:55 <mortswishytail> Only
11:09:59 <mortswishytail> I say its fair
11:10:06 <mortswishytail> You said humanoids?
11:10:10 <tristen> aye!
11:10:16 <mortswishytail> Ok tomorrow we are going demon hunting
11:10:19 <mortswishytail> Enjoy!
11:10:40 <mortswishytail> Low levels lots of humans
11:10:46 <tristen> i keep reading it going "nah"
11:10:50 <mortswishytail> You'll see outsiders later
11:10:53 <tristen> or this:
11:11:06 <tristen> http://www.d20pfsrd.com/magic-items/magic-weapons#TOC-Seeking
11:11:13 <tristen> oskar can enchant his bow
11:11:34 <tristen> and more or less "buy" what he'd normally have to wait until level 9
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11:11:58 <tristen> that's really strangely powerful
11:12:06 <tristen> is everyone doing it but me?
11:12:07 <mortswishytail> Concealment not an issue i think
11:12:09 <Steven> herro
11:12:14 <tristen> hullo!
11:12:19 <mortswishytail> Someone in your party
11:12:26 <mortswishytail> Should be able to counter that
11:12:28 <tristen> concealment is oskar's biggest issue for sure
11:12:47 <mortswishytail> Sure where did i put my gust of wind?
11:12:52 <tristen> with that enchantment (2K) i don't have to worry about anyone having cover from me
11:12:53 <mortswishytail> Concealment where?
11:12:56 <mortswishytail> ^^
11:12:59 <mortswishytail> No
11:13:03 <Hydrazine_> when do you suffer from concealment?
11:13:05 <mortswishytail> You need to enchanted 2 k
11:13:15 <mortswishytail> To get +
11:13:16 <tristen> whenever there's someone between oskar and a target
11:13:21 <mortswishytail> +1
11:13:24 <Hydrazine_> I ask because I think I've been in a fair number of games with Oskar and haven't seen it be an issue.
11:13:25 <mortswishytail> That is cover
11:13:27 <Hydrazine_> Thats cover.
11:13:29 <mortswishytail> Not concealment
11:13:41 <mortswishytail> That's not anything we can do anything about
11:13:44 <tristen> if i have to move him i forego my rapid attack
11:13:50 <mortswishytail> Except position better
11:13:56 <mortswishytail> Your looking at wrong stuff
11:13:59 <mortswishytail> Its cover
11:14:03 <mortswishytail> Not concealment
11:14:09 <tristen> ?
11:14:18 <Hydrazine_> Someone being in the way is cover, tris.
11:14:37 <mortswishytail> Concealment is what you want when dueling some sneaky fk like khaz
11:14:39 <tristen> http://www.d20pfsrd.com/gamemastering/combat#TOC-Concealment
11:14:56 <mortswishytail> When he just threw smoke palletp
11:15:08 <tristen> ah yeah i see
11:15:34 <tristen> yep but still 2k to get rid of concealment?
11:15:39 <Hydrazine_> and bane IS powerful, but only against that one thing.
11:15:41 <Hydrazine_> and not 2k.
11:15:44 <tristen> or my original point
11:15:53 <tristen> no?
11:16:01 <Hydrazine_> you can't enchant a +1 equivalent special feature without atleast a raw +1.
11:16:10 <Hydrazine_> So you can have a +1 seeking comp longbow.
11:16:15 <Hydrazine_> but not just a seeking comp longbow.
11:16:23 <mortswishytail> Yeah you need 8 k
11:16:24 <tristen> yeah oskar already has a +1
11:16:37 <tristen> so the extra +1 costs the same as upgrading to +2?
11:16:40 <Hydrazine_> then its a 6k price tag.
11:16:41 <mortswishytail> Add in another 6 k more please
11:16:43 <mortswishytail> Yeah
11:16:53 <tristen> right that's easier for me to digest
11:16:55 <tristen> but still
11:16:57 <mortswishytail> Why do you think i wasn't getting a merciful weapon
11:16:58 <Hydrazine_> thats the way math works.
11:17:03 <Hydrazine_> 1 + 1 = 2.
11:17:04 <mortswishytail> ^^
11:17:28 <tristen> why wouldn't/doesn't any of us have bane vs humans on our weapons?
11:17:43 <mortswishytail> Because tomorrow we are going demon hunting
11:17:52 <Hydrazine_> Because its 6k atleast spent on a weapon that doesn't do shit against anything that isn't human
11:18:01 <mortswishytail> And the next day we were paid to turn out the crypt
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11:18:08 <tristen> in pfs it's mostly human isn't it?
11:18:14 <mortswishytail> And the day after bugbears hit the town
11:18:28 <mortswishytail> Lower levels yes
11:18:40 <Hydrazine_> I think our last 4 big fights, Oskar, were a giant freakin' croc, a half elf magus, a werewolf, and a goblinoid.
11:19:06 <mortswishytail> That day you weren't around i got eaten up by devils :(
11:19:24 <tristen> i suppose...
11:19:31 <tristen> not to mention hobgoblins
11:19:41 <tristen> (or is that goblinoid?)
11:19:46 <mortswishytail> Goblins would be humanoids still
11:19:56 <mortswishytail> Hideous laughter worked on them fine
11:20:18 <tristen> hmmm...still i've got about 6k to spend
11:20:22 <tristen> i could do worse
11:20:49 <tristen> i'll think about it more
11:21:00 <Hydrazine_> wrong, mort.
11:21:08 <Hydrazine_> you have to pick a subtype of humanoid.
11:21:22 <Hydrazine_> otherwise bane humanoid would be brutal.
11:21:27 <mortswishytail> Oh
11:21:31 <mortswishytail> I didn't know
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11:22:30 <tristen> yeah it's just like rangers favoured class as such
11:22:43 <mortswishytail> I see
11:22:48 <mortswishytail> Anyway yes
11:22:54 <mortswishytail> Tristen!
11:23:00 <mortswishytail> Missed you!
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11:23:02 <tristen> concealment always makes oskar nervous
11:23:07 <mortswishytail> Relax
11:23:13 <tristen> lol yeah ok
11:23:19 <mortswishytail> I promise ill bring gust of wind ok?
11:23:22 <mortswishytail> One scroll
11:23:34 <tristen> i got paranoid to the point of buying a potion
11:23:39 <mortswishytail> Lol
11:23:46 <mortswishytail> See invisibility is good
11:24:03 <mortswishytail> Khaz way of it will be to see invisibility
11:24:10 <mortswishytail> Dancing lights the creature
11:24:19 <mortswishytail> Still 50 percent miss chance though
11:24:45 <mortswishytail> For everyone except him
11:24:56 <tristen> yep
11:25:02 <mortswishytail> Can't be helped if he casts from scroll glitterdust
11:25:08 <mortswishytail> Its 2 rounds
11:25:11 <tristen> gawd it's almost con time again!
11:25:20 <mortswishytail> Lol
11:25:48 <mortswishytail> How did your qfp 2 run go
11:26:01 <mortswishytail> All of us played so we can talk about it
11:26:22 <tristen> tell me about the end of that scenario?
11:26:32 <tristen> was it, er, mountainy?
11:26:38 <tristen> and, er, templey?
11:26:45 <mortswishytail> No the ship one
11:26:57 <tristen> ah! ok
11:26:58 <mortswishytail> In the mountains we lost asmel :(
11:27:05 <tristen> dead?
11:27:08 <mortswishytail> Yeti splatted him with one blow
11:27:09 <mortswishytail> Yes
11:27:12 <tristen> who was asmel?
11:27:19 <mortswishytail> Mek
11:27:33 <tristen> the very same yeti critted brunius to death
11:27:46 <mortswishytail> Thought i question his uh tactical decisions when it comes to tumbling in combat
11:27:54 <mortswishytail> In full plate! :d
11:27:56 <mortswishytail> Sigh
11:27:58 <tristen> gawd
11:28:01 <tristen> what class?
11:28:05 <tristen> !findchar Asmel
11:28:07 <mortswishytail> Pally
11:28:08 <diebot> tristen, Character: Asmel, number: ( http://dnd.ballig.net/viewchar.php5?char= )
11:28:09 <mortswishytail> Level 1
11:28:12 <mortswishytail> 2
11:28:14 <mortswishytail> Sorry
11:28:20 <tristen> a paladin tumbling?
11:28:27 <mortswishytail> Yes oh my god
11:28:33 <tristen> comedy!
11:28:45 <mortswishytail> I was like you have a +1 for tumble and you want to?
11:28:45 <Steven> so
11:28:56 <tristen> so it was an aoo that did him in?
11:29:15 <mortswishytail> Not to mention the hitting with a sharpened combat scabbard
11:29:23 <mortswishytail> Funny as heck
11:29:30 <tristen> he may have been banking more on his ac than anything else...
11:29:31 <mortswishytail> It wasn't
11:29:39 <mortswishytail> He was standing as the donor
11:29:42 <mortswishytail> At the door
11:29:48 <tristen> lol the donor!
11:29:57 <Steven> hows everyone this fine evening?
11:30:02 <tristen> good good!
11:30:20 <mortswishytail> If i had packed a glitterdust instead of scorching ray that day :(
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11:30:34 <mortswishytail> Hideous laughter wasn't working too well
11:30:36 <mortswishytail> Earlier
11:30:39 <tristen> scorching ray makes sense
11:30:44 <mortswishytail> But i did blind the small one
11:30:49 <tristen> you got the advice earlier on in the scenario?
11:30:51 <mortswishytail> Except my bab sucks
11:31:01 <Steven> thats cause hideous laughter has major draw backs?
11:31:11 <mortswishytail> And i missed inglamorously
11:31:13 <mortswishytail> It does
11:31:21 <mortswishytail> I don't really like using it
11:31:33 <mortswishytail> But when it works its fking nasty
11:31:39 <Steven> OH room mates are arguing
11:31:43 <tristen> yeah i'll attest to that
11:31:49 <Steven> their dog just came in and sat by me
11:31:50 <mortswishytail> Dude. The moment you yell yeti
11:32:01 <Steven> and gve me the puppy dog eyes
11:32:13 <mortswishytail> Are you expecting the wizard not to take out every fire spell in sight?
11:32:52 <tristen> can you make a yeti laugh, er, hideously?
11:33:00 <tristen> are they not immune?
11:33:31 <Steven> they are not immune but they do get a +4 to their bonus
11:34:00 <Steven> or rather a +4 bonus to their saving throw
11:34:06 <mortswishytail> Did try on the small one
11:34:09 <mortswishytail> I failed
11:34:27 <Steven> damn my room mates dog is annoying
11:34:37 <mortswishytail> Just go entertain him
11:34:43 <Steven> whenever they fight it comes in and tries to crawl into my lap
11:34:52 <mortswishytail> As i said I'm not an enchantment specialist
11:34:55 <tristen> scratch him behind the ears
11:34:59 <tristen> they like that
11:35:01 <mortswishytail> Yeah entertain the dawg
11:35:06 <Steven> no... way
11:35:08 <mortswishytail> Aw trirt
11:35:13 <mortswishytail> Trist
11:35:19 <Steven> any attention and it tries crawling into my lap
11:35:23 <tristen> dogs are fking cool
11:35:27 <Steven> its the size of a Lab
11:35:34 * mortswishytail pads over to tristen and begs for a year scratch
11:35:37 <mortswishytail> Oh dear
11:35:39 <mortswishytail> Ear
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11:35:56 <mortswishytail> So anyway qfp part 2
11:35:58 * Steven scratches mort with a water bottle
11:36:11 <mortswishytail> Did you guys ram the boat?
11:36:25 * mortswishytail ponders steven curiously
11:36:40 * Steven sprays mort in the face
11:37:02 * mortswishytail looks offended and walks off
11:37:05 * Steven sprays again
11:37:11 <tristen> lol no we didn't ram the boat!
11:37:18 <tristen> i heard of other people at the con did
11:37:19 <Steven> mwahahahahahahaa it works on cats and morts!
11:37:21 <mortswishytail> What tier
11:37:30 <mortswishytail> Who was driving
11:37:34 <tristen> they were all furiously calculating hardness and stuff!
11:37:40 <mortswishytail> Lol
11:37:50 <mortswishytail> We rammed the boat pretty bad
11:38:03 <tristen> we took the boat
11:38:09 <tristen> and gave it to the slaves
11:38:11 <mortswishytail> Who was the one driving
11:38:14 <tristen> and set them free
11:38:15 Steven is now known as Ausk
11:38:17 <mortswishytail> Oh
11:38:21 <mortswishytail> Damn
11:38:24 * Ausk loves breaking encounters w/ his boat.
11:38:26 <tristen> (tasiv being the goodie-two-shoes)
11:38:28 <mortswishytail> Lol we tried looking for sailors
11:38:40 <mortswishytail> To run our boat
11:38:55 <mortswishytail> And couldn't find any
11:38:58 <tristen> did you try standing on tip-toe waving a white hanky?
11:39:07 <mortswishytail> Guess who sailed the boat?
11:39:10 <mortswishytail> :d
11:39:21 <tristen> khaz or mort?
11:39:39 <Ausk> it was mort... she crashed the ship
11:39:41 <mortswishytail> Mort. All hail captain mort
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11:39:44 <tristen> bahahah!
11:39:59 <mortswishytail> +8 knowledge nature!
11:40:00 <tristen> avatar joins in, avatar quits, avatar joins in, avatar quits
11:40:09 <mortswishytail> Hey better then most of you dudes!
11:40:25 <mortswishytail> Khaz should not be allowed near ships
11:40:28 <mortswishytail> Actually
11:40:42 <mortswishytail> He is uh a little unreliable
11:40:50 <mortswishytail> Got bit on watch by a kitty :p
11:41:09 <mortswishytail> still funny
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11:41:42 <mortswishytail> Oh and mort fell into the water
11:41:51 <mortswishytail> And had to be rescued by a giant spider
11:41:56 <mortswishytail> The water is cold :(
11:42:46 <Ausk> im going to go to the store... so i dont have to hear my roomies arguing
11:42:57 <Ausk> hopefully they done when i get back
11:43:19 <Ausk> so i dont have to deal with the annoying dog
11:43:43 <Ausk> dog is cute as hell except when he tryin to climb into your lap
11:43:49 <Ausk> anyways, brb
11:44:01 <mortswishytail> Ok
11:44:13 <Ausk> mort...
11:44:30 <Ausk> ill get you some cookies
11:44:32 <mortswishytail> What?
11:44:34 <mortswishytail> Ok thanks
11:44:40 <mortswishytail> Don't poison them
11:44:47 <Ausk> no promises
11:45:02 <Ausk> you talkin to ausk right now lol
11:45:18 <mortswishytail> Then i better not eat them
11:45:27 <mortswishytail> I died due to poisoned cookies before
11:52:57 <Avatar-> I just died in your arms tonight
11:53:48 <mortswishytail> Lol
11:53:51 <mortswishytail> Where?
11:59:32 <tristen> lol
11:59:47 <tristen> avatar man
11:59:50 <tristen> how goes it
11:59:57 <mortswishytail> So. Final fight
12:00:06 <mortswishytail> Who was in your party
12:00:17 <tristen> qfp2?
12:00:19 * mortswishytail listens eagerly for tails
12:00:22 <mortswishytail> Yeah
12:00:26 <tristen> i think ryan the venture-leader
12:00:39 <tristen> he was this bastard alchemist
12:00:43 <mortswishytail> Ok
12:00:46 <tristen> kept sneering at everyone
12:00:49 <mortswishytail> Who else?
12:00:52 <mortswishytail> Haha!
12:00:55 <tristen> a rather frightening chap
12:00:59 <tristen> um
12:01:26 <mortswishytail> Mort might be scared and hide behind jerus :p
12:01:37 <tristen> gawd i think avatar's buck maybe
12:02:07 <tristen> and oh that's right one of those tengus
12:02:08 <mortswishytail> You guys had a bad magus day? :d
12:02:50 <mortswishytail> What class
12:03:00 <mortswishytail> Can tengus fly?
12:03:04 <Avatar> recruitment agency is trying to fuck me over because I declined that telemarketing role
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12:03:26 <mortswishytail> Like how?
12:04:25 <Avatar> they lump call centre/customer service and call centre/telemarketing into one category
12:05:01 <Avatar> so because that's how their system works, if I decline an offer from the wrong subcategory, it's like I'm being unreasonable about taking jobs
12:05:17 <mortswishytail> :(
12:05:34 <mortswishytail> I wouldn't do Telemarketing myself
12:05:51 <mortswishytail> Tell them no sales
12:11:40 <tristen> customer service and telemarketing are certainly not the same thing
12:12:41 <tristen> what is the recruitment agency trying to do (now you've refused the role?)
12:13:01 <tristen> mort: i don't think tengu can fly, at least this one didn't...
12:13:03 <Avatar> they have to tell centrelink about it and said they'll (likely) cut payments
12:13:12 <Avatar> yeah tengu can't fly for sure
12:13:14 <tristen> no that's bullying
12:13:43 <tristen> you can't lose your benefits for not accepting a job you don't want to do
12:13:53 <mortswishytail> Any of us do law?
12:14:00 <tristen> they're just trying to make you cave in
12:14:02 <Avatar> I'll argue it with centrelink
12:14:10 <mortswishytail> :)
12:14:12 <tristen> let centrelink argue it with you
12:14:15 <Avatar> no point trying to convince the agency about it because they're in 100% defense mode
12:14:32 <Avatar> I'm happy to go to a different agency because these guys have been garbage from the start
12:14:36 * mortswishytail admires tristen. Wow he is tough!
12:14:47 <tristen> if it were possible for that to happen - no one anywhere in australia would be on benefits
12:15:52 <tristen> stick with the same agency for the moment
12:16:01 <tristen> let this blow over before you switch
12:16:05 <mortswishytail> Oooh
12:16:43 <tristen> if you demand to change agencies, then it'll look like you're creating a problem
12:17:06 <mortswishytail> I take it you have done it a lot?
12:17:09 <tristen> just stick with them and say you're happy to work but you won't be forced into doing something you know you'd hate...
12:17:29 <mortswishytail> Down here we apply to many agencies at one go
12:17:29 <tristen> yeah i've been unemployed before - plus i've also worked for one of those agencies before
12:17:42 <mortswishytail> See which one gets you the job
12:17:56 <mortswishytail> Sometimes i wish i was living over there.
12:18:09 <mortswishytail> Then you get to see me at conventions
12:18:25 <Hydrazine_> but only if you promise to bring cookies
12:18:45 <mortswishytail> Lol hydra
12:18:54 <mortswishytail> But i would be so shy!
12:19:21 <tristen> mort i think the tengu was a bard...i think
12:19:39 <tristen> and we also had a cleric
12:19:45 <tristen> and tasiv
12:19:45 <mortswishytail> Ah cool :d
12:20:01 <mortswishytail> Last fight was messy so i heard?
12:20:07 <tristen> brunius' fighter died in qfp1
12:20:13 <mortswishytail> How did that magus exactly do that much
12:20:19 <mortswishytail> So did asmel
12:20:20 <tristen> yeah it was messy
12:20:24 * mortswishytail sighs
12:20:26 <tristen> we only just made it
12:20:32 <mortswishytail> Ours was uh.
12:20:38 <mortswishytail> Magus abuse.
12:20:39 <mortswishytail> Lol
12:20:47 <mortswishytail> Bad things happened :p
12:20:47 <Avatar> I was with thelen in QFP 2
12:20:52 <mortswishytail> Ah
12:21:28 <tristen> yeah i keep getting confused over which scenarios i played with buck
12:21:37 <mortswishytail> We were kind of efficient with her
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12:22:05 <mortswishytail> Antagonize = come over and make your melee attack.
12:22:16 <mortswishytail> After that it was hold person.
12:22:26 <mortswishytail> And got couped by a giant spider
12:22:31 <mortswishytail> Over in 2 rounds
12:22:56 <tristen> i seem to recall a colour spray saved us at the last minute
12:23:13 <mortswishytail> Lol that messy?
12:23:31 <mortswishytail> Technically magi aren't supposed to be that accurate
12:23:45 <mortswishytail> They are supposed to miss a lot! :p
12:23:51 <tristen> yeah i think we woulda been stuffed if it weren't for that
12:24:00 <Ausk> back
12:24:55 <tristen> give that dog a good scritch
12:24:57 <Hydrazine_> i think antagonize is really subject to the gm's take on danger.
12:25:11 <mortswishytail> I think its good on flat ground
12:25:21 <mortswishytail> Id say yes to aoo
12:25:25 <mortswishytail> No to fire wall
12:27:40 <Ausk> so...
12:27:46 <Ausk> got the cookies
12:28:00 * mortswishytail casts detect poison on cookies
12:28:01 * Ausk hands a few to mort
12:28:16 <mortswishytail> Got poison?
12:28:41 <Ausk> you have to make a wisdom check
12:28:59 <Hydrazine_> i think antagonize should atleast cost a caster one round of casting.
12:29:05 <Hydrazine_> even if theres no safe way to get to em.
12:29:21 <mortswishytail> To determine
12:29:27 <mortswishytail> What poison
12:29:29 <Ausk> what type of poison is on it
12:29:36 <mortswishytail> I'm just checking if its poisoned
12:29:36 <Hydrazine_> having it not do anything just because theres an inconvinient fighter in the way.. kinda lame.
12:29:53 <Ausk> you still have to make a dc20 wisdom
12:29:57 * Tashes_ swishes Mort's tail
12:29:58 <Ausk> go go
12:30:14 <mortswishytail> !throw 1d20+0 wisdom
12:30:15 <diebot> mortswishytail, wisdom: [1d20=12] 12
12:30:20 <mortswishytail> Oh dear.
12:30:27 <Ausk> you dont know what kind of poison it is
12:30:42 <Mekkis> Hydrazine_, technically, one could argue that "ending your turn adjacent to a fighter" is "clearly threatening"
12:30:46 <mortswishytail> Is it poisoned?
12:30:54 <mortswishytail> Its not
12:30:57 <mortswishytail> :d
12:31:04 <mortswishytail> i did that. And died :d
12:31:05 <mortswishytail> Lol
12:31:08 <mortswishytail> :p
12:31:38 <Ausk> its poisoned
12:31:56 <mortswishytail> Then I'm not eating it
12:32:07 * Ausk hands you another group of cookies
12:32:09 <mortswishytail> I don't need to know what poison it is
12:32:11 <mortswishytail> Matter settled
12:32:18 <mortswishytail> Detect poison round 2
12:32:29 <Ausk> roll your check
12:32:34 <mortswishytail> !throw 1d20+0 wis
12:32:34 <diebot> mortswishytail, wis: [1d20=2] 2
12:32:40 <Ausk> its poisoned
12:32:45 <mortswishytail> If its poisoned i won't eat it
12:32:48 <mortswishytail> Sure!
12:32:59 * Ausk hands another few to mort
12:33:40 <mortswishytail> !throw 1d20+0 wis
12:33:40 <diebot> mortswishytail, wis: [1d20=20] 20
12:33:47 <mortswishytail> What kind of poison
12:34:16 <Ausk> you know its MSG
12:34:32 <mortswishytail> That's all?
12:34:41 <mortswishytail> Ok lets eat it!
12:34:51 * mortswishytail eats those cookies
12:35:10 <Ausk> ok
12:36:09 <mortswishytail> Anything happen?
12:36:20 <Ausk> not for a long time
12:36:39 <Ausk> i think the onset is like 2d4 decades
12:36:40 <mortswishytail> Sure
12:36:43 <mortswishytail> Lol
12:36:58 <mortswishytail> By then i might not be around
12:37:02 <Ausk> !throw 2d6 decades
12:37:02 <diebot> Ausk, decades: [2d6=2,4] 6
12:37:26 <Ausk> in 60 years you're totally screwed
12:37:29 <mortswishytail> I'm already 24
12:37:48 <Ausk> ok... so at 84 you're boned
12:39:30 <mortswishytail> Which i probably be
12:39:33 <mortswishytail> Will be
12:39:51 <Ausk> oh wait...
12:40:02 <Ausk> okay i went and looked up MSG poisoning
12:41:09 <Ausk> i would say...
12:41:41 <Ausk> its 1d2 con damage
12:41:50 <Ausk> onset 2 minutes
12:42:03 <Ausk> make your fort save
12:42:51 <Ausk> ...
12:42:54 <Ausk> mort...
12:43:00 <mortswishytail> What?
12:43:04 <Ausk> fort save
12:43:06 <mortswishytail> You got to be kidding
12:43:08 <tristen> lol msg poisoning = con damage
12:43:10 <Ausk> nope!
12:43:15 <Ausk> its totaly con damage
12:43:17 * mortswishytail drinks anti poison
12:43:18 <tristen> but i think it should also increase your dex
12:43:34 <Ausk> The symptoms include headache, sweating, flushing, heart palpitations, weakness, chest pain and nausea. Other symptoms are tightness in the face and burning, numbness and tingling in the face and neck. Read more: http://www.livestrong.com/article/448945-monosodium-glutamate-poisoning/#ixzz1qNLtB6zG
12:43:35 <tristen> i can't sit still when i'm od-ing on msg
12:43:49 <Ausk> so fort save
12:44:13 <Ausk> ready goes!
12:45:09 <mortswishytail> !throw 1d20+7
12:45:10 <diebot> mortswishytail, 1d20+7: [1d20=16] 23
12:45:19 <Ausk> okay you make it
12:45:27 <Ausk> more cookies?
12:45:29 <mortswishytail> Lol
12:45:31 <mortswishytail> No
12:45:33 <mortswishytail> Better not
12:46:17 <Ausk> why? your base fort save is enough to beat it
12:46:25 <mortswishytail> 2
12:46:33 <Ausk> dc i would say is like 3
12:46:37 <mortswishytail> I'm using anti poison
12:46:38 <mortswishytail> Lol
12:46:42 <mortswishytail> How would i know
12:46:51 <mortswishytail> You might shift standard dc to 15
12:47:00 <Ausk> nope
12:47:09 <mortswishytail> Its your cookies
12:47:12 <mortswishytail> Haha
12:47:18 <mortswishytail> Anyway tristen
12:47:24 <Ausk> MSG save is DC 3
12:47:42 <mortswishytail> You playing in brus sea faring campaign?
12:48:02 <Ausk> wait...
12:48:13 <Ausk> sea faring campaign.... why have i not heard of this before?
12:49:21 <Ausk> ausk must be there
12:51:29 <mortswishytail> Your too high level
12:51:43 <mortswishytail> And do something else for change :p
12:52:45 <Ausk> sorry... ausk is one of a kind
12:53:14 <mortswishytail> As in create yourself in something else
12:53:15 <Ausk> and my other inquisitor is totaly different
12:53:26 <mortswishytail> Try a different class?
12:53:36 <Ausk> ive got tons of em
12:53:38 <mortswishytail> And we want to be merchants
12:53:42 Ausk is now known as Steven
12:53:56 <mortswishytail> We shall sell stuffs?
12:53:59 <mortswishytail> !
12:54:13 <Steven> actually
12:54:13 <mortswishytail> Buy stuff and sell it at another place
12:54:17 <mortswishytail> Good money!
12:55:03 <Steven> Ausk owns a caravan
12:55:54 <tristen> yeah i want to do something with a gunslinger for the seafaring campaign i think
12:56:16 <tristen> (if no-one else is)
12:56:35 <Hydrazine_> all over the ranged combat lately huh?
12:57:37 <mortswishytail> Lol
12:57:47 <tristen> i like the idea of pistol in one hand and sword in the other
12:57:49 <mortswishytail> Havet you realised
12:58:01 <mortswishytail> Trist plays mainly ranged characters?
12:58:03 <mortswishytail> :s
12:58:06 <tristen> sort of a captain haddock on crack
12:58:20 <tristen> or sir francis haddock on crack
12:58:26 <mortswishytail> Its like about the same why i keep rolling arcane types
12:58:31 <mortswishytail> Ok so you shoot that
12:59:03 <mortswishytail> Guy then how you hit him with your weapon
12:59:04 <tristen> http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/e/ec/Sir_Francis_Haddock.jpg
12:59:10 <tristen> they guy in the purple
12:59:12 <mortswishytail> He is far away?
12:59:18 <tristen> or is it lilac?!
12:59:34 <mortswishytail> Tintin? :p
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13:19:19 <Steven> alright time for sc2
13:19:24 <Avatar> have you guys seen the pathfinder GM screen
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13:21:07 <mortswishytail> Tristen
13:21:31 <mortswishytail> Sometimes its not good to have too a flashy name
13:21:43 <mortswishytail> Remember hide in plain sight
13:21:48 <mortswishytail> But yes i need my costume
13:42:16 <Brunius_AFK> I've heard of it, Avatar.
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13:48:37 <mortswishytail> Hi bru
13:51:34 <MekkisScreen> level 17 can deal with a tarrasque, Ghandi-style
13:52:20 <mortswishytail> What is a tarrasque
13:52:39 <Brunius> PF or 3.5?
13:52:40 <MekkisScreen> !fullattack Tarrasque
13:52:42 <diebot> MekkisScreen, Bite: [1d20=4] 61; Bite: [4d8=7,7,3,6] 40; horns: [1d20=19] 71, [1d20=13] 65; horn: [1d10=9] 17, [1d10=9] 17; claws: [1d20=12] 64, [1d20=12] 64; claw: [1d12=12] 20, [1d12=3] 11; tail slap: [1d20=6] 58; tail slap: [3d8=8,3,1] 20
13:52:56 <mortswishytail> Oh big monster
13:53:37 <MekkisScreen> 3.5
13:53:49 <MekkisScreen> the same tactics would work in PF
13:53:58 <Brunius> in PF a tarrasque is unkillable.
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13:54:10 <MekkisScreen> I know
13:54:24 <MekkisScreen> Ghandi didn't kill it
13:56:00 <MekkisScreen> Imprisonment
13:56:08 <mortswishytail> I see
13:56:14 <mortswishytail> Can you wish it away?
13:56:25 <mortswishytail> It never exsisted?
13:56:27 <MekkisScreen> tarrasques are poor with the will save
13:56:41 <mortswishytail> Immune to mind affecting
13:56:43 <MekkisScreen> mortswishytail: you can wish away Anything!
13:56:51 <mortswishytail> Ok!
13:56:52 <MekkisScreen> not mind affecting
13:57:13 <mortswishytail> I wish that tarrasque never exsisted!
13:57:17 <mortswishytail> Fine :d
13:57:26 <mortswishytail> No more tarrasque
13:57:39 <MekkisScreen> *the wish will be granted. To the letter.
13:57:53 <mortswishytail> So?
13:58:00 <mortswishytail> Did i word it correctly?
13:58:09 <MekkisScreen> no
13:58:16 <mortswishytail> Oh dear
13:58:23 <mortswishytail> What happens
13:58:38 <MekkisScreen> I'll work out something
13:58:45 <MekkisScreen> that you won't like
13:58:59 <mortswishytail> If i wished it dead
13:59:04 <mortswishytail> It would just rise again
13:59:14 <MekkisScreen> remember: the player has six seconds to state their wish.
13:59:19 <mortswishytail> If i wished it to a different plane it could come out?
13:59:27 <MekkisScreen> the universe has as much time as they want
13:59:48 <mortswishytail> But i said it never exsisted.
14:01:13 <MekkisScreen> it never existed, so the ecosystem that caused the conditions that caused you to take up wizardry never existed. You find yourself on a farm. Pass me your character sheet. You'r now a first-level commoner.
14:01:40 <mortswishytail> That's ok. If its my price for saving the world
14:01:51 <mortswishytail> Ill pay it :)
14:02:05 <MekkisScreen> but npone knows you did it
14:02:09 <MekkisScreen> noone
14:02:15 <MekkisScreen> not even yourself!
14:02:22 <mortswishytail> Its ok :d
14:02:43 <mortswishytail> Sacrifices must be made
14:04:02 <MekkisScreen> You're not thinking that
14:04:30 <MekkisScreen> becuase the house behind you is on fire, and there's an orc coming at you with an axe.
14:04:55 <mortswishytail> Oh dear
14:05:10 <mortswishytail> Wheres my tangle foot bag
14:05:43 <MekkisScreen> you're not wearing a pack
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14:06:16 <mortswishytail> Hm
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14:10:03 <mortswishytail> Lets see how do you do a defense house.
14:10:15 <mortswishytail> probably wouldn't work but there are tables
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14:23:27 <Brunius> Yo Avatar
14:23:32 <Brunius> Don't randomly send me stuff
14:24:15 <Steven> avatar you can always randomly send me stuff
14:24:19 <Steven> so long as its funny
14:24:22 <Steven> or sexy
14:29:59 <Brunius> It will be funny to me if he sends you a virus
14:30:05 <Brunius> Does that count
14:30:21 <Steven> only if its also funny when I bounce a nastier one back at ya
14:30:47 <Mekkis> last I checked, there aren't any real viruses for Symbian
14:30:50 <Brunius> We should work on getting into Mekkis' system
14:30:59 <Brunius> Oh hang on
14:31:01 <Brunius> He's around
14:31:08 <Mekkis> Brunius, you'll have a lot of trouble breaking in
14:31:08 <Steven> pfffffffffffffffffft theres always viruses
14:31:15 <Brunius> I know
14:31:17 <Mekkis> given that you've already got an account there!
14:31:23 <Steven> if not for the operating system then for the bios
14:31:51 <Mekkis> yeah
14:32:00 <Mekkis> but I'm talking Nokia mobile phones
14:32:05 <Mekkis> noone can be bothered
14:32:53 <Steven> lol
14:32:54 <Steven> easy
14:32:54 <Brunius> Probably not a large enough userbase to make it worthwhile
14:33:15 <Brunius> If I were writing a virus for a mobile, I'd target iphone or android
14:33:56 <Mekkis> I'd target the samsung galaxy whatever-avatar's-got
14:34:36 <Steven> but we like avatar
14:34:50 <Mekkis> yeah
14:34:52 <Mekkis> but not his phone
14:35:04 <Steven> i dont mind the galaxy
14:35:08 <Brunius> I don't like my phone.
14:35:11 <Steven> infact i have a galaxy tab
14:35:16 <Brunius> That doesn't mean I target it with viruses
14:35:44 <Steven> oh man... im about two hours from being in bed
14:35:54 <Steven> will be so crazy going to bed before midnight
14:36:20 <Mekkis> someone crashed the server at work :S
14:36:21 <mortswishytail> Avatar and me might have same phone
14:36:39 <Mekkis> mortswishytail, you should have a nokia: it runs IRC, skype and CA
14:36:53 <mortswishytail> Oh
14:36:59 <Brunius> Really, Mekkis?
14:37:03 <Mekkis> yes
14:37:09 <mortswishytail> Can't use skype at work
14:37:11 <mortswishytail> Anyway
14:37:16 <Brunius> I suppose my C2-01 won't cut it?
14:37:46 <Steven> my phone runs all of those, i just dont use them... its why i bought a laptop
14:37:48 <Mekkis> what OS?
14:37:57 <Mekkis> Steven, your phone runs CA?
14:37:58 <Brunius> Er
14:38:03 <Brunius> I can't remember
14:38:08 <Brunius> System 30 or something?
14:38:16 <Steven> i know it can
14:38:22 <Steven> but i dont have it on there
14:38:49 <Steven> well...
14:38:54 <Brunius> Series 40
14:38:57 <Steven> to be honest im reasonably sure
14:39:05 <Steven> it can run ca
14:39:12 <Mekkis> Steven, how can you be?
14:39:14 <Steven> but i dont put tons of stuff on my phone
14:39:33 <Mekkis> unless you got the sourcecode and ported it
14:39:52 <Mekkis> Brunius, you need S60v5 or later
14:40:20 <Steven> let me go get my phone, im going to put it on there
14:43:12 <Steven> hmmm... installed
14:43:18 <Steven> but it wont load correctly
14:43:39 <Steven> I'm going to play around with it
14:43:45 <Steven> and see if i can get it working right
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14:58:21 <mortswishytail> Hit and shoot at same time :p
14:58:31 <mortswishytail> I guess I'm as close to melee as you get
15:00:59 <tristen> yeah i haven't thought about it beyond the idea yet
15:01:20 <Avatar> I want names !!!
15:01:20 <Steven> yeah
15:01:28 <tristen> how soon does he want to get it started? the sea-faring campaign?
15:01:29 <mortswishytail> Xyniel
15:01:35 <mortswishytail> Probably end April
15:01:40 <Avatar> actually I need a campaign name from him first
15:01:46 <tristen> ^^^ not fishy enough mort
15:01:47 <mortswishytail> My stuff is all preped already
15:01:49 <Avatar> but have your character names ready when he does !!!!!
15:01:49 <Steven> seriously though....
15:02:01 <Steven> a sea faring campaign
15:02:07 <mortswishytail> Yeah
15:02:10 <Steven> i soooooooooooooo want to participate
15:02:12 <mortswishytail> We shall be merchants
15:02:12 <Steven> with asuk
15:02:14 <Steven> ausk
15:02:19 <mortswishytail> He is too high level
15:02:24 <mortswishytail> Starting level is 3
15:02:28 <Steven> i'll delevel him
15:02:29 <Avatar> one of our campaigns had a character named Aust
15:02:34 <Avatar> so everytime I see Ausk it throws me off
15:02:42 <Steven> he was still a bad ass at level 3
15:02:49 <mortswishytail> I believe you
15:03:04 <Steven> but seriously... i want to be a pirate
15:03:09 <Steven> they are like merchants
15:03:15 <Steven> only... they dont pay for things
15:03:17 <mortswishytail> We are honest merchants!
15:03:27 <mortswishytail> Well better do some research
15:03:32 <Steven> pfffffffffffffffffffffft
15:03:36 <mortswishytail> On where we are going to buy and sell things
15:03:45 <Steven> i know... i got it
15:03:49 <Steven> this is brilliant
15:04:07 <Hydrazine_> "I used to invest in ships, but they kept getting boarded by pirates. Now I invest in brothels. They still get boarded by pirates, but their money is just as good as anyone else's!
15:04:20 <Steven> ill be Ausk's Caravan Leader
15:04:23 <Steven> lol
15:04:25 <mortswishytail> Lol
15:04:34 <Steven> nice hydra
15:04:36 <Steven> very nice
15:04:44 <Hydrazine_> Tyrion quote. More or less.
15:04:48 <Hydrazine_> Good old dwarf.
15:04:56 <Steven> mort want some more cookies?
15:05:02 <mortswishytail> No
15:05:15 <Steven> anyone else want some cookies?
15:05:42 <Steven> i bought a whole pack, had like two of them and i dont want anymore
15:08:10 <tristen> aharrrrr! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Glossary_of_nautical_terms
15:09:01 <Steven> bah! thats not an account ya lubber?
15:09:14 <Steven> also
15:09:16 <Steven> im bored
15:09:19 <Avatar> http://paizo.com/forums/dmtz5h3p?Help-me-build-my-tarrasque-fighter
15:09:24 <Avatar> don't bother going there
15:09:26 <Avatar> but look at the topic
15:10:29 <Steven> right
15:17:10 * mortswishytail mews
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15:57:43 <Avatar> Brunius: I wasn't randomly sending you stuff, I was talking about it
16:11:00 <Brunius> Yeah, but you didn't tell me you were gonna send it
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17:11:10 <Steven> i am familiar w/ rationalism
17:11:16 <MekkisScreen> Ballig: PM
17:13:35 <Steven> so i know a bit about existentialism
17:15:07 <Steven> basically enough to know i dont like existentialism
17:29:07 <Tashes_> This channel confuses me.
17:31:57 <Steven> as it should!
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17:32:32 <Brunius_> Mort-: I'm making cookies
17:32:51 <Steven> using MSG?
17:32:59 <Steven> she already made one save against it today
17:33:00 <Brunius_> I'm allergic to MSG
17:33:14 <Brunius_> (And milk)
17:33:38 <Steven> i just dont like mlk
17:33:41 <Steven> milk'
17:33:55 * mortswishytail sneezes
17:34:20 <Brunius_> I should ship some cookies to mort-
17:34:29 <Brunius_> And Avatar
17:34:37 <Brunius_> mainly to freak avatar our
17:36:54 <Tashes_> Arent i good enough for cookies?
17:37:01 <Steven> are you?
17:37:19 <Tashes_> i hope so?
17:37:34 <Steven> time will tell....
17:37:42 <Steven> make a diplo check
17:37:48 <Tashes_> Surely brunius can find my address
17:37:50 <Tashes_> :s
17:42:37 <Tashes_> !throw 1d20+8 cookies
17:42:37 <diebot> Tashes_, cookies: [1d20=13] 21
17:42:40 <Tashes_> yayyy!
17:42:59 <Tashes_> 8 becuaes it looks like either cookies or boobies.
17:42:59 <Steven> cookies is not a skill
17:43:09 <Steven> however.... Craft: Cookies is
17:43:20 <Tashes_> Lol.
17:46:20 <Steven> I have cookies
17:47:50 <mortswishytail> Nah
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17:48:02 <mortswishytail> I'm not eating your cookies
17:48:33 <Steven> just cause you afraid of some MSG
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17:57:23 <tristen> ah
17:57:39 <tristen> the schedule of the con is nice and busy
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17:57:53 <mortswishytail> What?
17:57:59 <mortswishytail> Mekkis
17:58:18 <mortswishytail> Lfg comics is until page 551 only?
18:01:31 * mortswishytail sighs
18:01:45 <mortswishytail> Oh hi tristen
18:02:09 <Steven> mort, tristen is tryin to scam on your cookies
18:02:52 <mortswishytail> No.
18:02:56 <mortswishytail> he is sweet
18:03:00 <mortswishytail> I don't believe you
18:03:25 <Steven> totally true
18:14:02 <Brunius_> I
18:14:10 <Brunius_> I'm kidding, I'm keeping all the cookies.
18:14:12 <Brunius_> Deal with it.
18:14:51 <mortswishytail> Its ok
18:16:11 <Steven> lol
18:35:10 <Brunius_> I have 55 cookies
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18:43:53 <Steven> so glad thats over with
18:44:07 <Steven> had to help my step brother with a paper one existentialism
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18:51:02 <MekkisScreen> Ballig:
18:51:07 <Ballig> hm?
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19:02:29 <MekkisScreen> you're familiar with that, Steven?
19:21:01 <Brunius_> onoz
19:21:05 <Brunius_> A wild spaceshot appeared
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19:25:55 <Brunius> Tashes, I quite likely can't find your address
19:26:17 <Brunius> For one, I don't know your name, or the approximate area of where you live.
19:26:58 <Brunius> I only found Avatar's address by plugging his name into the electoral roll.
19:57:37 <Spaceshot> she lives in SA
19:57:38 <Spaceshot> just ask Hydrazine_
19:57:38 <Spaceshot> he might be able to help you
19:58:14 <Spaceshot> you stalker
20:28:47 <Avatar> I am going to sue the government
20:31:39 <Spaceshot> for what?
20:31:49 <Spaceshot> giving out somehat personal information?
20:31:53 <Spaceshot> governments doing that? no wai
20:32:34 <Avatar> yeah
20:32:50 <Avatar> I don't want randoms being able to find where I live like that
20:33:59 <Spaceshot> harsh
20:34:04 <Spaceshot> like any random would care about you
20:34:11 <Avatar> how is that harsh
20:34:26 <Avatar> the fact that they can is reasone enough
20:35:45 <Spaceshot> someone is surely paranoid
20:36:39 <Avatar> it's reasonable privacy man
20:37:13 <Spaceshot> you're affraid of some random getting your personal information, and then using it for negative purposes
20:38:18 <Avatar> the fact is it can easily happen
20:39:19 <Spaceshot> easily and probably are 2 different things
20:39:50 <Avatar> ok?
20:40:49 <Spaceshot> just be cause it can easily happen, doesn't mean it probably will happen and the chances of it happening are close to zero
20:41:09 <Avatar> based on what statistics?
20:41:23 <Spaceshot> based on logic
20:42:01 <Avatar> but there's no logic there
20:42:04 <Avatar> you are just making it up
20:42:15 <Spaceshot> how many people are in australia?
20:42:51 <Spaceshot> you're too paranoid about the subject to try and reason with
20:45:57 <Ballig> Avatar: have you sued the white pages
20:46:07 <Ballig> because I just got your address and home phone number
20:50:20 <Avatar> no I will sue them too
20:50:25 <Ballig> ha
20:55:49 <Spaceshot> haha
20:55:51 <Spaceshot> have fun
21:11:12 <mortswishytail> Sort of tired
21:11:22 <mortswishytail> think I'm going to fall sick
21:11:55 <Avatar> how come
21:12:11 <mortswishytail> Caught a cold at office
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21:38:09 <Avatar> you just started working there didn't you
21:38:12 <Avatar> you should sue them
21:42:11 <Mort-> Very funny
21:42:28 <Mort-> Its my own fault catching the cold
21:42:40 <Mort-> Ill just sleep early tonight
21:51:35 <Spaceshot> they put you in a hostile work environment
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22:13:20 <Spaceshot> http://paizo.com/pathfinderSociety/resources
22:25:44 <Mekkis> played midnight mauler
22:26:09 <Mekkis> Mort-, a wizard with a wand bonded item can craft the wand
22:26:18 <Mort-> Good
22:26:24 <Mort-> How was your run
22:26:29 <Mort-> Easy pie right?
22:26:46 <Mekkis> we beat the final encounter with diplomacy checks
22:26:48 <Mort-> I wanted to qualify for staff like wand
22:26:55 <Mort-> Arcane discovery
22:27:03 <Mort-> We tried and failed :d
22:27:13 <Mekkis> I had to pull out the Andoran shirt
22:27:17 <Mort-> Where is nightmare when you need him anyway
22:27:25 <Mekkis> still at second level
22:27:25 <Spaceshot> check out the site mort
22:27:30 <Mort-> The factions re roll?
22:27:34 <Mekkis> yeah
22:27:37 <Mort-> I'm not blind
22:27:51 <Mort-> I can see it fine just looking carefully
22:29:20 <Mort-> How did you manger to catch up to him
22:29:26 <Spaceshot> can't get staff-like wand discovery
22:29:27 <Avatar> hadn't you played it before mekkis
22:30:21 <Mort-> Where does it say not
22:30:23 <Mort-> Apg?
22:30:23 <Mekkis> Avatar, no:
22:30:42 <Spaceshot> read the link
22:30:47 <Spaceshot> under UM
22:31:10 <Mekkis> Brunius, don't worry about the keyboard
22:31:18 <Mekkis> someone was willing to pay more for it than I was
22:31:38 <Mort-> Argh um
22:31:45 <Mort-> Wrong sourcad
22:31:48 <Mekkis> Brunius, want a slightly used graphics card?
22:33:25 <Mort-> Anyway.
22:33:41 <Mort-> So mek what did you have to do on diplo
22:33:46 <Mort-> And who did you bring
22:33:56 <Mort-> How did you manage to chase him down
22:33:59 <Mekkis> Grolschmir
22:34:23 <Mort-> Seriously unfair
22:34:24 <Mekkis> the ranger managed to catch him at the guardhouse
22:34:30 <Mort-> 6-7?
22:34:47 <Mort-> Lol in our game he didn't get very far...
22:34:48 <Mekkis> yah
22:35:02 <Mort-> How many cards away was it heh
22:35:26 <Mort-> You didn't use spells on the chase?
22:35:35 <Mekkis> 4
22:36:11 <Mort-> For us he got caught on the 3rd card
22:36:25 <Mort-> He was held ^^
22:36:47 <Mort-> Pity he broke it the moment we caught up to him :(
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22:41:27 <Hydrazine_> Morning.
22:41:55 <Mort-> Hi
22:42:02 <Mort-> Would you believe it hydra
22:42:18 <Mort-> Mek and company talked the were wolf under :(
22:42:55 <Hydrazine_> Not surprised.
22:43:33 <Mort-> Why didn't any of us try ^^
22:43:45 <Hydrazine_> We did.
22:43:48 <Mort-> Or i think we actually did
22:43:53 <Mort-> But fked it up
22:44:14 <Mort-> Resulting in world wrestling federation match
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22:45:45 <Mort-> Well i have a cold
22:45:51 <Mort-> So I'm probably going to bed
22:46:59 * Mort- sneezes
22:47:17 Mort- has quit (Quit: Bye)
23:56:43 <Mort-> Ballig
23:57:01 <Mort-> There was something i wanted to ask.
23:57:07 <Mort-> Now i forgot what it is
23:58:13 <Spaceshot> why he hasn't given you any cookies?
23:58:26 <Mort-> Not that
23:59:27 <Mort-> Oh i remember now
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