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00:11 <Mort-> I don't think war you can take bastard sword
00:33 <Avatar> you can use it with a feat
00:43 <Mort-> Ah well i suppose if i ever got  into trouble at least I'm not too fked up with a melee
01:02 <Avatar> or with a -4 penalty
01:02 <Mort-> A spire defender is proficient with all light and one-handed simple and martial weapons, as well as one exotic light or one-handed melee weapon that has the disarm or trip special feature.
01:14 <Avatar> ah
01:24 <Mort-> Thinking what possible weapon he migt want exotic
01:47 <Mort-> Whip proficiency is already covered in martial
02:03 <Mort-> He doesn't need it for scorpion whip
02:17 <Avatar> sansetsukon is good
04:18 <Mort-> Hm
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04:23 <Mort-> whip exotic?
04:25 <Mort-> Ok good
04:32 <Mort-> Less thinking for me
05:08 <Mort-> Means he should take scorpion whip
05:18 <Mort-> And it means i can't trip :d
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05:42 <Avatar> Hooked Lance: This slender, 10-foot-long polearm has 
05:42 <Avatar> an added hook protruding from the head that is used to 
05:42 <Avatar> snag the clothing and armor of opponents.
05:46 <Avatar> what the ?
05:55 <Avatar> this little biatch has a x4 crit multiplier too
07:01 <War_Wrecker> Can't pick a 2handed :(
07:06 <Mort-> Two handed
07:09 <Mort-> Ok i found out
07:19 <Mort-> Whips are exotic weapons
07:27 <Mort-> It means i can't use them
07:35 <Mort-> Makes my life simpler
07:50 <War_Wrecker> And this says that whips are exotic
07:52 <War_Wrecker> http://www.d20pfsrd.com/equipment---final/weapons#martial-ranged
07:58 <War_Wrecker> Yeah
08:39 <Mort-> Good
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08:50 <Mort-> Less trouble for me
08:57 <Mort-> So i won't be tempted not to melee
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08:59 <War_Wrecker> So the whip is my chosen proficiency
09:18 <War_Wrecker> And the flail, trident, and longbow(composite) are covered by everything else
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10:08 <Mekkis> can a hooked lance be used like a lance?
10:15 <Avatar> no
10:57 <War_Wrecker> If I didn't take the whip as my proficiency I could take hooked axe
11:40 <War_Wrecker> or an aklys, a hooked club
11:44 <War_Wrecker> And trip at 20ft
11:45 <War_Wrecker> :D
12:00 <Mort-> I think the range
12:02 <Avatar> there's no actual rule for the hooked lance actually doing what it says
12:06 <Mort-> Is if you throw it
12:07 <Mort-> Btw
12:12 <War_Wrecker> It is if you throw it
12:23 <War_Wrecker> "The hook allows you to make trip attacks at range. "
12:28 <Mort-> Why would you throw your weapon away?
12:39 <War_Wrecker> It has a cord attached to it
12:41 <Mort-> Hooked lance sounds like a 2 handed weapon
12:46 <War_Wrecker> "The aklys is a hooked throwing club with a 20-foot cord attached."
12:51 <War_Wrecker> Hooked lance is 2 handed
12:56 <War_Wrecker> ITS A CLUB ON A STRING
12:59 <Mort-> Now I'm trying to see if you can use a weapon
13:01 <War_Wrecker> YOU THROW IT AT PEOPLE
13:08 <Mort-> It comes back?
13:11 <War_Wrecker> Nah
13:18 <War_Wrecker> but its only a standard move action to reel it in
13:27 <Mort-> You are not proficient in
13:36 <Mort-> To throw it again
13:41 <Mort-> If i were your enemy
13:51 <Mort-> I would cut the string
13:53 <Mort-> :)
14:04 <War_Wrecker> It's a cord
14:06 <War_Wrecker> But yeah
14:06 * Mort- isn't stupid
14:13 <Mort-> Still i would
14:22 <War_Wrecker> I think the danger is that it hurts when it hits you
14:23 <Mort-> Think about it
14:26 <War_Wrecker> I know
14:28 <Mort-> So?
14:31 <Mort-> Ill live
14:36 <Mort-> And cut the string
14:41 <War_Wrecker> Yeah same deal with a whip
14:44 <Mort-> If your not using true strike
14:50 <Mort-> I can't cut your whip
15:00 <War_Wrecker> Unless it's wrapped around you as i try to trip you
15:01 <Mort-> Not without getting close to you
15:12 <War_Wrecker> and by you I mean ankle
15:17 <Mort-> You have to ready an action for that
15:21 <Mort-> Most won't
15:28 <Mort-> But once you trip me
15:31 <Mort-> I'm prone
15:39 <Mort-> You take back your whip
15:45 <Mort-> To trip the next guy
16:13 <Mort-> You won't leave it on my ankle
16:43 <Mort-> Just imagine I'm moving at you. You would trip me in one fluid action using your whip
17:05 <Mort-> At end of combat round. I'm prone. Whip is back in your hand
17:21 <Mort-> I don't get to cut it
17:47 <Mort-> If you throw your club at me i get to cut the chord before your next turn?
18:55 <Avatar> Mort-: sunder
19:29 <Mort-> I have to get to him to sunder his whip
19:44 <Mort-> I would just beat him to the ground by then
19:49 <Mort-> Or attempt to
21:10 <Mort-> Unless he uses a full round action to trip me
21:18 <Mort-> And doesn't move
21:39 <Mort-> Because he used his move action to reel in his club
21:48 <War_Wrecker> It's a shame mage hand is a standard action
22:15 <Mort-> Now I'm wondering baring attack penalties
22:36 <Mort-> Can i use a whip to trip if I'm not profecient in it?
22:58 <MekkisScreen> yes
23:03 <MekkisScreen> at -4
23:26 <War_Wrecker> Heh. With spell combat I can trip with my club
23:34 <War_Wrecker> And then pull it back using mage hand
23:44 <War_Wrecker> CUT THE ROPE NOW!
24:47 <Mort-> Do you have mage hand,
28:07 <War_Wrecker> yeah
28:19 <Mort-> Never used it
28:26 <Mort-> But unless with true strike on
28:33 <Mort-> I'm not easy to trip either
28:42 <Mort-> You take -2 to attack rolls doing it
28:47 <Mort-> You can if you want
29:01 <War_Wrecker> "A magus begins play with a spellbook containing all 0-level magus spells"
29:07 <Mort-> But id probably take the whip for conveniencd if i were you
29:09 <War_Wrecker> Yeah I'd probably just use truestrike and trip
29:20 <Mort-> So you can use that spell for something else
29:30 <Mort-> Instead of using mage hand to pull stuff back
29:32 <War_Wrecker> Or frostbite and trip
29:52 <Mort-> If you land ^^
29:55 <Mort-> At early levels I'm not easy to trip
29:55 <Mort-> :)
30:15 <Mort-> Probably may be on par with your average fighter
30:53 <Mort-> But what id like to find out
31:03 <War_Wrecker> I'm not so concerned with PvP
31:05 <Mort-> If I'm desperate can i trip using a whip
31:11 <War_Wrecker> Yes
31:14 <War_Wrecker> With a penalty
31:18 <Mort-> Without profeachencies?
31:24 <Mort-> It won't matter then
31:33 <Mort-> Because when I'm desperate ill use true strike
31:40 <Mort-> It won't come from my bab
32:06 <Mort-> Better pack a whip along then
32:11 <War_Wrecker> Well not a penalty
32:13 <War_Wrecker> http://www.d20pfsrd.com/gamemastering/combat#TOC-Trip
32:17 <Mort-> But means i won't ever truly melee with it
33:36 <Mort-> Melee will take -4
33:49 <Mort-> Not profecient with it
34:09 <Mort-> When i need it ill really need it though.
34:23 <Mort-> By that time it really will be true strike
34:41 <Mort-> But I'm glad i can't use whips
34:51 <Mort-> Its too much temptation not to melee
35:55 <Mort-> If i knew i could stay away from combat and still deal damage...
36:01 <Mort-> No.
44:12 <Avatar> I can't keep up with you mort
46:41 <Mort-> I'm thinking of true strike tripping with a whip
47:16 <Mort-> Screw ip evenif I'm not profecient
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04:47 <Brunius> Mekkis, I never said that, and if I did, tell me what day and time.
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36:52 <Mekkis> Brunius, I know you didn't
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24:04 <Mort-> What happened?
24:05 * Mort- muzzles out of bed
24:05 <Mort-> I hate early mornings.
34:35 <Hydrazine> Yo.
35:44 <Mort-> Hi hydrazine
36:08 <Mort-> Can you use a weapon you are not profecient
36:09 <Mort-> In
36:35 <Mort-> To do combat maneuvers at a penalty?
41:03 <Hydrazine> Believe so.
41:39 <Mort-> Time to carry a whip
42:19 <Mort-> At some point last night - i thought i could use a whip in combat as i thought it was a martial weapon
42:51 <Mort-> That was horrible. Was seriously thinking of whipping around and staying out of melee :d
42:52 <Avatar> what's your CMB
42:58 <Mort-> Shit
43:09 <Avatar> if you use a weapon with which you're not proficient, it's a -4 penalty
43:14 <Mort-> But as i said. For that. It won't matter
43:24 <Mort-> When i use it its with true strike
43:28 <Mort-> +20
43:39 <Mort-> It won't matter:)
45:25 <Mort-> -6 total from spell combat. +4 str, 1 bab
45:56 <Hydrazine> Could if you roll terrible.
45:58 <Mort-> -6 from spell combat and non profeciency
46:10 <Mort-> 20 from true strike
46:25 <Mort-> +19 to trip
46:37 <Mort-> Can you do that? :p
48:41 <Mort-> If i have one round to prepare i guess i could just cast on first round. 2nd round get a reach weapon ( probably lance of a lack of inspiration) and poke him with it
48:52 <Mort-> As in. Trip him with it
49:01 <Mort-> Though if i stab him ill hit too
50:10 <Mort-> Oh yes
50:52 <Hydrazine> +19?
50:54 <Hydrazine> on who?
51:09 <Mort-> On whatever i decide to do
51:24 <Mort-> Any combat maneuver involving people
51:32 <Mort-> Probably trip
51:38 <Mort-> May consider disarm
52:09 <Hydrazine> I meant which character?
52:17 <Hydrazine> +19 cmb?
53:16 <Mort-> Khaz. Just for a while
53:19 <Mort-> One attack
53:36 <Mort-> I already showed you how true strike works
53:47 <Mort-> It had to do with touch rays
54:08 <Hydrazine> you know you almost missed.
54:22 <Mort-> Yeah i rolled a fking 2
54:50 <Mort-> I've thought of more evil ideas for the disarm gus
55:28 <Mort-> Carry hand of the mage on your neck and pull the stuff you disarmed off right next to you :p
56:04 <Avatar> you'll more likely be carrying an amulet of natural armour or something
56:33 <Mort-> Yeah but you can
57:00 <Mort-> Besides war wrecker won't even be any where near the melee
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57:10 <Mort-> So why would he worry about his ac
57:30 <Mort-> Its more for him. I doubt ill ever do that though
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58:05 <Mort-> My version of it would be get an unseen servant
58:12 <Mort-> To pick it up
59:03 <Mort-> But yes. Disarmgus and tripgus have to think that way
00:32 <Mort-> Not sure ill ever try to learn to do that stuff but one can never know too many tricks
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47:48 <War_Wrecker> Hello
48:56 <MekkisScreen> moin
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49:25 <MekkisScreen> Mort-! stop encouraging the archer's Fallacy
49:44 <Mort-> Why?
49:56 <Mort-> What Archers fallacy
50:17 <Mort-> Its perfectly valid to think of tricks
50:41 <Mort-> Like my latest one involving a ferret and a bar!
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51:47 * Mort- cant wait to get sailing
52:13 <MekkisScreen> the archer's fallacy: "I'll never be in melee, so I don't need to worry about HP/AC/CMD/Constitution"
52:13 <Mort-> Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum
52:23 <Mort-> Oh that
52:35 <Mort-> Mort has 17 ac total
52:46 <Mort-> Whats deceased :p
52:51 <Mort-> Or myz
52:52 <MekkisScreen> Mytiazair has 21
52:59 <Mort-> Nice lol
53:26 <Mort-> Myz isnt a pure caster though
53:52 <Mort-> And mort doesn't have escape artist :(
54:18 <Mort-> I expect khaz to control or attempt to control the grapple if people grapple him
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54:43 <Mort-> Escape artist won't really do him any good if he clanks around like a tin can
55:41 <War_Wrecker> I worry about HP/AC/CMD/constitution
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55:56 <War_Wrecker> It's just I am sick of constitution being my 3rd highest stat on everything
56:10 <War_Wrecker> or 2nd highest
56:17 <Avatar> what do you want it to be
56:56 <War_Wrecker> I just think charisma and wisdom need more love
57:40 <Avatar> yeah bit risky with a low con when you're in battle
58:04 <Avatar> but if that +1 to your cha is going to diplomacise your way past that battle, it might work
58:21 <War_Wrecker> yeah
58:26 <War_Wrecker> I just want to attempt to use charisma
58:27 <Mort-> He will stay out
58:31 <Avatar> just make sure you use it :P
58:40 <Mort-> If any of my characters have any say about it
58:49 <Mort-> They will have to come through me first
59:00 <Mort-> Urm maybe not mort
59:05 <Mort-> She hides a lot :p
59:09 <Avatar> I don't think you'll get any benefit out of a 13 cha?
59:20 <Mort-> Relax
59:31 <Mort-> If nothing else he can help me diplo
00:12 <Avatar> make it 12 cha and give yourself 11 con
00:21 <War_Wrecker> 13 charisma plus actually using my brain will help more than 7 charisma
00:24 <War_Wrecker> *glares*
00:30 <War_Wrecker> Yeah I was tempted to do that
00:32 <War_Wrecker> I think i might
00:39 <Avatar> you die at a negative con score
00:43 <Avatar> so -11 instead of -10
00:49 <Avatar> no benefit with 13 cha instead of 12 cha
02:35 <War_Wrecker> fair enough
04:03 <Mort-> God
04:16 * Mort- shudders
04:23 <Mort-> We are running something on sat
04:33 <Mort-> But level is..a tad high
04:53 <Mort-> War wrecker
05:14 <Mort-> If you want to look at disarm. Look into amulet of the mage
05:23 <Mort-> You might find it handy
05:47 <Avatar> level isn't decided
05:54 <Avatar> we played part 1 at tier 1-2
06:20 <Hydrazine> But how open is it to jumping in after part 1?
06:50 <Avatar> you can do it
06:53 <Avatar> I played part 2 before part 1
08:16 <Mort-> Might bring khaz for low level play
08:28 <War_Wrecker> I know how to hang back and not die
08:29 <Mort-> I miss him some
08:32 <Mort-> Yeah
08:37 <Mort-> The irony
08:48 <Mort-> Last scenario jerus nearly died twice
09:02 <Mort-> Our level 1 barb walked off nearly unscathed
09:03 <Mort-> Lol
09:04 <Hydrazine> all in a day's work.
09:22 <Hydrazine> You sure can't call Jerus a coward though.
09:28 <Mort-> Yeah
09:36 <Mort-> Which is why i wonder. :d
09:43 <Mort-> Khaz :p
10:12 <Hydrazine> And so far its been working for him.
10:28 <Hydrazine> In the hasn't actually died and overall wins fights sort of working.
10:41 <Mort-> One day your luck will run out
10:51 <Mort-> And we will both end up on the floor :d
10:56 <Mort-> Permanently _)
11:24 <Mort-> Actually i don't see anything tactically wrong with what you did
11:40 <Mort-> Might have done the same if i were in your shoes
12:10 <Hydrazine> Which fight?
12:14 <Hydrazine> Or both?
12:32 <Mort-> Both
12:39 * Mort- smiles sadly
12:51 <Mort-> Khaz would have done the same...
12:59 <Mort-> And probably ended up dead on the last one
13:04 <Mort-> ^^
14:10 <War_Wrecker> cant find amulet of the mage
14:54 <Hydrazine> See?
14:58 <Hydrazine> Jerus isn't a tard.
15:16 <Hydrazine> Its just... usually tactically sound for me to charge on in. And then I get knocked around for it.
15:26 <War_Wrecker> I miss sword mage
15:29 <War_Wrecker> someone charges in
15:31 <Hydrazine> Missing the trip on that big guy was just bad luck.
15:32 <War_Wrecker> You ward them
15:42 <War_Wrecker> as soon as they get hit you teleport to the enemy that attacked them and counter attack
16:49 <Hydrazine> sweeet.
16:50 <Mort-> Hand of the mage sorry
17:03 <Mort-> Lol screw teleport
17:09 <Mort-> Well later i can do that
18:31 <War_Wrecker> oh man i want that
18:44 <War_Wrecker> Use for disarm then throwing weapons away right?
19:25 <Mort-> Lol just pointing you out things
19:31 <Mort-> Look into unseen servant too
20:36 <Mort-> But that requires preperation before combat
22:04 <Mort-> Problem with hand of the mage is its around your neck
22:06 <War_Wrecker> how much preparation?
22:12 <War_Wrecker> Doesn't seem like much
22:15 <Mort-> Cast before combat
22:27 <Mort-> If anyone throws fireballs its dead
22:44 <Mort-> Hand of the mage will take your neck slot
22:56 <War_Wrecker> Why does it have to be cast first?
23:10 <Mort-> You can cast it in combat
23:16 <Mort-> But you are wasting time
23:27 <Mort-> Time is a precious comodity
24:20 <Mort-> What i was thinking
24:41 <Mort-> You can put that necklace around your familiars neck
25:05 <Mort-> Since your neck slot is probably going to be amulet of natural armor
25:42 <Mort-> No law saying your familiar can't trigger the mage hand is there?
26:13 <Mort-> And yes. Magus can get familiarp
26:16 <Mort-> Familiars
26:35 <Mort-> Check out the magus arcana
27:53 <Mort-> It will be interesting to see a tripgus/disarmgus at work
29:41 <War_Wrecker> lol
29:44 <War_Wrecker> critical strike
29:56 <War_Wrecker> on a crit, use a swift action to cast a touch spell
30:15 <Mort-> If you want to be a critical master
30:28 <Mort-> You picked the wrong weapon :p
30:41 <War_Wrecker> I'm just laughing at the effect itself
30:43 <Mort-> Thats why i run around with scimitars
30:52 <War_Wrecker> And maneuver master is what i want
30:59 <Mort-> Ya
31:07 <Mort-> Both same base class
31:15 <Mort-> But played vastly different ways
32:21 <Mort-> I'm a run into the fray and get fked gus :p
32:28 <War_Wrecker> hah
32:37 <War_Wrecker> Critical strike doesnt say anything about with a melee weapon
32:50 <Mort-> You crit on a natural 20
32:53 <Mort-> Only
33:06 <War_Wrecker> Yeah I do which sucks
33:30 <Mort-> I crit from 18-20
33:40 <War_Wrecker> yeah
33:42 <Hydrazine> big jerus crits 15-20.
33:54 <War_Wrecker> I could always pick up a scimitar with a combat scabbard later
34:20 <Mort-> Which weapon you using
34:28 <War_Wrecker> whip
34:29 <Mort-> For crit
34:32 <War_Wrecker> oh
34:33 <War_Wrecker> uh none
34:38 <Mort->  Hydra.
34:50 <Hydrazine> An exotic.
34:51 <War_Wrecker> I'll buy a curved elven blade later
35:46 <War_Wrecker> only 2 handed weapon i have proficiency in
36:13 <Hydrazine> can't spell combat with it.
36:44 <War_Wrecker> No, I can't
41:06 <Mort-> Stick to a scimitar
41:17 <Mort-> Time honored magus tradition :p
52:14 <Mekkis> Hydrazine, did jerus get keen?
52:42 <Mort-> No probably improved critical
52:57 <Mort-> You need +1 then keen?
54:45 <War_Wrecker> When's the game running anyhow?
55:50 <Mekkis> hehe
56:33 <Hydrazine> yes, Mek.
59:46 <Mekkis> one thing I want to try is to require the PCs to write a "report" to their faction head in order to receive their PA
00:22 <War_Wrecker> No problem
00:27 <Hydrazine> What about barbarians?
02:07 <Mekkis> "Greetings Col Mandris. It is with great pleasure to inform you that I convinced <important NPC> to return to Cheliax and relay important information regarding happenings there back to the Eagle Knights. In addition, please find attached several bottles of <insert quest item here>. Please let the Eagle knights know of my involvement in this. For Freedom, Liberation and Sword-bombing, Knight-Captain Grolschmir of the Eagle Knights."
02:25 <Mekkis> Hydrazine, if you're too dumb to complete your faction mission, you don't get the points
02:28 <Mekkis> simple as that
03:13 <Mekkis> One thing faction missions are for is to provide an incentive to not shove all your abilities into combat skills
03:55 <Hydrazine> I don't mean too dumb to, I mean illiterate. Not the same thing. Or are PFS barbarians literate by default?
05:49 <Mekkis> keep in mind that you go through three years of training at the lodge before Ambrus Valsin gives you errands around Absalom
05:58 <Mekkis> so yes, all classes are literate
06:14 <Mekkis> I know of one player who roleplays his character as illiterate
06:27 <Mekkis> and he will often get another character to read his faction mission for him
06:34 <Mekkis> and accepts that he won't pass all of them
07:06 <Hydrazine> Thats cool.
07:31 <Hydrazine> I think some of the faction missions are pretty stupid. I try not to get too riled up about them.
08:15 <Mekkis> I have refused to complete faction missions in the past
13:38 <Mort-> I try to finish them
13:44 <Mort-> If i fk up i laugh over it
15:45 <Mekkis> even if Mandris told you to do something morally repulsive?
20:00 <Mort-> Define repulsive
20:02 <Mort-> Anyway
20:14 <Mort-> My faction wouldn't do that to me really
20:28 <Hydrazine> Haven't had that issue yet. Depends on the characters I guess. I know theres a few things Jerus and Hoku would say no to.
20:40 <Mort-> Haven't seen that yet
20:46 <Hydrazine> Has anyone ever attempted to bluff a faction mission?
20:48 <Mekkis> It Happens
20:49 <Mort-> And khaz has dubious morals
20:53 <Mekkis> especially with the newer factions
21:01 <Hydrazine> "Yeah, I did it. Five times even."
21:34 <Avatar> don't know if you can do that
22:10 <Avatar> otherwise you could complete any pathfinder society mission just by maxing out bluff
22:15 <Avatar> faction or main mission
24:38 <Hydrazine> Well, makes sense that eventually they'd figure out if you kept it up.
25:00 <Hydrazine> But by being careful to judge the right mission to try it on, I think its pretty reasonable that it could work once or twice.
26:08 <Mekkis> sure
26:14 <Mekkis> I'd probably allow it
26:31 <Mekkis> but remember, the faction leaders didn't get into their position for nothing
26:53 <Mekkis> I'd imagine that every last one of them would be a) suspicious if you didn't bring evidence, and b) maxed out in sense motive
31:25 <War_Wrecker> Is the game on tomorrow?
31:42 <War_Wrecker> And or have we ruled that I should or shouldn't be in it?
33:54 <Mekkis> I have no problem with you being in it
34:03 <Mekkis> you might need to practise duck and cover S
34:04 <Mekkis> :S
34:16 <War_Wrecker> I can't stress this enough
34:17 <War_Wrecker> Paranoia
34:33 <War_Wrecker> Constantly evading attacks from all directions
34:37 <War_Wrecker> Especially from behind
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37:10 <Avatar> War_Wrecker: show up if you're keen to play
38:02 <Avatar> you've declined it on the site
38:10 <Avatar> Mort-: you haven't accepted or declined, what are you doing
38:52 <Mekkis> so... post-conquest, I'll be running City of Strangers
39:03 <Mekkis> damn, more scenarios to buy
42:08 <War_Wrecker> I declined it because it was still up for debate
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42:18 <War_Wrecker> For starters should I level my tripgus to level 3 first?
43:18 <Avatar> no you can play at level 1
44:19 <Avatar> what debate is there
44:44 <Avatar> mort what are you trying to pull
45:56 <Mort-> Ill accept
46:45 <mekkis_tablet> can't he play a 4th level pregen and transfer credit too?
48:15 <Mekkis> hey
48:27 <Mekkis> this channel now has a VC endorsement!
48:30 <Mekkis> http://paizo.com/forums/dmtz5es3?Pathfinder-Society-on-IRC#2
48:58 <Mekkis> !recentsheets
49:00 <diebot> Mekkis, 2012-03-22 14:36 380 Elysiel
49:00 <diebot> Mekkis, 2012-03-18 12:21 336 Zirul
49:00 <diebot> Mekkis, 2012-03-18 11:56 281 Samsuhn
49:00 <diebot> Mekkis, 2012-03-18 09:13 289 Mort
49:00 <diebot> Mekkis, 2012-03-18 03:05 352 Jerus
49:10 <Mekkis> !history 380
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49:29 <Mekkis> !diff 336 r176
49:30 <diebot> Mekkis, File saved to http://nl.ti4200.info/vpsirc/sheets/diffs/336r176.txt
49:47 <Mekkis> wow
49:58 <Mekkis> Zirul went from 7'8" to 3'8"
51:00 <Mekkis> !findchar Itzamna
51:02 <diebot> Mekkis, Character: Itzamna, number: 351( http://dnd.ballig.net/viewchar.php5?char=351 )
00:55 <Avatar> yeah I saw darkwhite's comment the other day
01:10 <Avatar> forget that he's a VC, it's pretty awesome feedback
03:39 <MekkisScreen> yeah
04:30 <mekkis_tablet> what's larger, a hawk or a falcon?
04:39 <Avatar> hawk
05:05 <Mort-> Oh
05:14 <Mort-> Can i cuddle him?
05:55 <mekkis_tablet> really?
06:57 <Mort-> Yes!
07:27 <Mort-> Uh. From what the player knows about falcons
07:31 <Mort-> Probably not.
07:38 <Mort-> But from the fluff factor
07:49 <Mort-> Yes definitiely
08:02 <mekkis_tablet> as in, is a hawk really larger than a falcon?
08:32 <mekkis_tablet> wikipedia seems to say that falcons are a subcatagory of hawks
08:56 <mekkis_tablet> whatever, my falcon is considered a "non-combat animal" 
08:59 <mekkis_tablet> :S
09:09 <mekkis_tablet> so I don't need to look for its stat block
09:19 <mekkis_tablet> chances are it'll just circle overhead most of the time
10:02 <Avatar> hm maybe not
10:22 <Avatar> hawk is tiny, but there's only a giant falcon listed
11:21 <MekkisScreen> a starting score of 15 costs 7 points ,correct?
12:15 <MekkisScreen> so my array, before racial modifiers, can be 12, 12, 12, 12, 14, 15
12:22 <MekkisScreen> seems good, ja?
13:16 <Mort-> Particularly charismatic for a falcon
13:24 * Mort- eyes khaa
14:56 <Mort-> But don't you use falcon starting block?
15:12 * Mort- thinks khaa is more then what he seems
17:20 <MekkisScreen> damn
17:34 <MekkisScreen> I can't carry a pulley
17:45 <MekkisScreen> damn
17:49 <Mort-> Try a higher starting strength
17:53 <Mort-> Might help?
17:53 <MekkisScreen> I can't carry 100' of knotted rope
28:13 <Mekkis> maybe my giant mechanical spider can help
29:12 <Mort-> Lol
31:59 * Mort- edges nervously from perfection
32:37 <Mort-> Somehow i have a feeling bad things happen to casters near perfection...
32:59 <Mekkis> hehehe
33:45 <Mort-> Well just telling you mort will have a case of skittishness around giant spiders :d
35:04 <Avatar> where's the rule that says you can play using a 4th level pregen?
36:23 <Mort-> I don't mind bringing khaz out
36:36 <Avatar> oh yeah you're right, you can
36:50 <Avatar>  If you play 
36:50 <Avatar> a  non-1st-level  pregenerated  character,  you  can  apply 
36:51 <Avatar> the  credit  to  your  character  as  soon  as  she  reaches  the 
36:51 <Avatar> level of the pregenerated character played. You may also 
36:51 <Avatar> opt  instead  to  apply  the  credit  from  the  non-1st-level 
36:51 <Avatar> pregenerated character played to a newly created character 
36:51 <Avatar> with the GP gained reduced to 500 GP
36:54 <Mort-> Besides since he just created he isn't really penalized for dying
37:21 <Mort-> And he should stay mostly out of trouble anyway
37:28 <War_Wrecker> yeah i just marked myself attending
37:36 <War_Wrecker> i'll just wing it with a level 1
37:48 <Mort-> I wonder if you get to see khaz or mort
37:51 <Mort-> Ah well
37:57 <War_Wrecker> If I'm lucky I'll live
38:02 <War_Wrecker> anyhow im leaving for a bit
38:07 <Mort-> Who knows you might even meet hoku :p
38:26 <Mort-> But khaz and hoku don't have much to say to each other
38:47 <Mort-> Ok
40:53 <Mekkis> would you consider a mount to be a combat animal?
41:00 <Mort-> Oh man if its khaz i need to get him a longbow
41:27 <Mort-> I'm not wasting time in combat reloading crossbows
41:49 <mekkis_tablet> if you run a level 1, you'll get lots of loot!
42:03 <Mort-> Yeah but uh
42:07 <Mort-> I'm level 2
42:19 <Mort-> If mort and itz play
42:32 <Mort-> The apl will be raised to 3-4
42:42 <Avatar> don't worry about any of that until gametime
42:42 <Mekkis> yeah
45:37 <Mort-> I need to pack my inventory
45:46 <Mort-> And think magus :p
46:06 <Mort-> I haven't even been thinking wizzie or magus for a while
47:05 <Mort-> Pack a non lethal weapon maybe?
47:10 <Mort-> Saps are cheap
47:29 <Mort-> But can't imagine khaz doing non lethal damage
47:34 <Mort-> Nope won't
59:53 <MekkisScreen> what if <insert faction leader> tells him to?
01:02 <MekkisScreen> I'm thinking getting a Brigantine to start with
03:05 <Mort-> He is a soldier
03:12 <Mort-> You do what you must when you must
03:15 <Mort-> :d
08:52 <MekkisScreen> as much as I'd like the floating island, complete with 180-eagle roost
12:31 <Mort-> Oh our ship!
12:33 <Mort-> Screw?
12:36 <Mort-> Crew
12:41 <Mort-> And how many guns
13:00 <Mort-> There are evil people in the seas
16:50 <MekkisScreen> not sure, really
16:54 * Mort- fluffs her fur out
17:02 <Mort-> They shall not get our cargo.
17:21 <MekkisScreen> a full-sized sailing ship can have up to ten guns
17:24 <Mort-> Do we have sea guard paladins patroling the seas?
17:29 <MekkisScreen> or 6 huge guns
17:35 <Mort-> I'm a small half elf
17:37 <MekkisScreen> depends which seas
17:49 <Mort-> Pirates are scawy :(
18:00 <Mort-> But ill protect my friends!
18:31 * Mort- fluffs her fur out and tries to scare people cyanide
18:32 <Mort-> Away
18:57 <MekkisScreen> cyanide?
19:53 <Mort-> Away
20:11 <Mort-> I type crap on phone
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54:35 <Avatar> shit I somehow ran out of nutella
56:36 <MekkisScreen> here
56:42 <MekkisScreen> have some cyanide!
56:45 <MekkisScreen> :S
56:58 <Avatar> :S
04:43 <MekkisScreen> oh
04:50 <MekkisScreen> I updated Itzamna's sheet
05:04 <MekkisScreen> I'll check over the wealth tonight
05:25 <MekkisScreen> I'm pretty sure he can afford everything on there, but I'd like to recheck it to be certain
09:39 <Mort-> Ew
09:47 <Mort-> Mek that was an honest mistake
10:30 * Mort- gives mek puppy eyes
15:47 <Avatar> are you playing a summoner tomorrow
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17:27 <MekkisScreen> yes
17:34 <MekkisScreen> except he's a bard
17:46 <MekkisScreen> and willing to roll for that
17:52 <Avatar> what does that mean
18:05 <MekkisScreen> he is able to sinf
18:07 <MekkisScreen> sing
18:09 <MekkisScreen> and does so
18:14 <MekkisScreen> and tells tales
18:19 <MekkisScreen> and makes speeches
18:24 <Mort-> I hope he sings in key
18:26 <MekkisScreen> sure, he's not stellar at it
18:30 <MekkisScreen> but he tries
18:41 <MekkisScreen> and he tinkers with stuff
18:44 <Mort-> My friends say that my singing is better not heard
19:01 <MekkisScreen> like giant mechanical spiders covered in glowing runes
19:06 <Mort-> Yeah that's fine. No spiders near me though
19:06 <MekkisScreen> he wears a large turban
19:34 <Mort-> Perfection can sleep on the opposite side of the comp
19:35 <Mort-> Camp
19:54 <Mort-> And keep 20 ft radius away from me
20:08 <Mort-> I am scared of spiders
20:16 <MekkisScreen> Perfection doesn't sleep
20:20 <Mort-> Ok
21:17 <Avatar> eidolons get unsummoned if you go to sleep
21:25 <Mort-> Make sure he stays away from me when i sleep
21:38 <Mort-> And even in daylight
21:48 <Mort-> I don't want him 20 ft of me :d
22:04 <Mort-> Unless you can convince me he is harmless
22:28 * Mort- dislikes spiders
24:14 <Avatar> how come it has a +10 misc bonus
24:18 <Avatar> +8 from skilled and ?
25:20 <Avatar> the mask?
25:43 <MekkisScreen> yeah
25:51 <MekkisScreen> "masterwork tool"
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40:41 <Spaceshot> have fun making a pirate avatar
44:14 <MekkisScreen> Profession (Sailor) and Profession (Merchant)
44:17 <MekkisScreen> Appraise
44:24 <MekkisScreen> Diplomacy
44:39 <MekkisScreen> probably Knowledge nature, local and similar
48:11 <MekkisScreen> luckily experts have lots of skill points
18:50 <MekkisScreen> is Jerus playing this Saturday?
19:52 <Mort-> Yes
19:55 <Mort-> I would say
20:02 <Mort-> He is lucky. Level 3
20:09 <Mort-> Not too high or too low
22:53 <Hydrazine> which game?
23:14 <Mort-> Qfp tomorrow!
23:39 <Mort-> Hoku and khaz don't have much to say to each other i think
27:21 <Mort-> I'm thinking if i can wake up early tomorrow morning
27:26 <Mort-> Go for a dip
27:45 <Mort-> Eat brunch and go back and dnd
28:33 <Mort-> That way i shall have a nice healthy life style and not be accused of being a crouch potato :d
29:43 <Hydrazine> you think swimming good for figure? explain whale.
33:31 <Brunius> They require more bodymass to maintain internal temperature.
33:37 <Brunius> Oceans can get pretty cold yo
33:53 <Hydrazine> I've been down to where its below freezing.
33:56 <Mort-> Its part of the act
34:06 <Mort-> To pretend I'm not a geek.
34:07 <Hydrazine> You can feel it through the hull. Yeah, its bold.
34:09 <Hydrazine> Cold.
34:21 <Brunius> Just figured out why it's so cold in here
34:22 <Mort-> So i jump into the pool. And pretend I'm exercising
34:25 <Brunius> The window was open :S
34:31 <Mort-> Well ill be lol
34:43 <Brunius> i r so samrt
34:48 <Mort-> I used to be able to swim the breadth of the pool
34:52 <Mort-> In one breath
35:02 <Mort-> I can't do it now :(
35:11 <Mort-> 25 m under water distance
35:31 <Hydrazine> I could probably do it.
35:55 <Mort-> I used to be able to
36:03 <Mort-> I can only go half now :(
37:14 <Mort-> But yes. Swimming is fun!
32:32 * Mort- feels sleepy
55:12 <Brunius> So sleep
58:13 <Mort-> I'm at work :(
00:18 <Brunius> Get a job with better times
02:24 <Mort-> Nah
02:29 <Mort-> i woke early today
02:38 <Mort-> That's why I'm sleepy
04:37 <Mort-> As to the themes (in my 30 years experience of running convention games for girls, gals, ladies and my own kids): Dungeons generally do not appeal to girls as much as interactive stuff. One of my girls enjoys the "imagination" part of it, the other one isn't really interested in RPGs.
04:52 <Mort-> Hm i do enjoy taking monsters apart
04:59 <Mort-> I'm not a girl? :p
05:07 <Brunius> Mort-
05:11 <Brunius> I cry a lot.
05:14 <Mort-> Lol
05:15 <Brunius> Doesn't mean I'm not a guy.
05:18 <Mort-> Oh
05:34 <Mort-> Hm. Don't think my bro ever cried that much
05:41 <Mort-> I did do my fair share of crying
05:45 <Mort-> Usually alone
05:58 <Mort-> Teens are a trying time
07:55 <Spaceshot> lol
08:03 <Spaceshot> but teenage years are the most fun :P
08:19 <Mort-> Ah well yeah had some fun 
08:23 <Mort-> Still having fun
09:38 <Spaceshot> not so much fun for me XD
11:28 <Mort-> Its fun on weekends!
11:41 <Mort-> But anyway the day you guys go to conquest
11:46 <Mort-> I'm off shopping 
17:20 <Spaceshot> probably not going
17:25 <Spaceshot> but have fun shopping
19:57 <Brunius> Spaceshot, why not?
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27:39 <Steven> Hello
28:46 <Mort-> Hello
29:05 <Spaceshot> guess brunius
29:05 <Mort-> I am a lemur. You can start by giving me cookies
29:15 * Steven gives Mort a cookie
29:18 <Mort-> Probably got something else in rl
29:30 <Mort-> Cool! :d
29:37 <Steven> I actually have cookies near me at this very momment@
29:44 * Mort- eats the cookie and purrs
30:04 <Steven> Peanut Butter Oreo Fudge Cremes
30:08 * Mort- tumbles steven over to steal all his cookies!
30:14 <Mort-> Urm. Lesson number 1
30:32 <Mort-> Do not let the lemur know how many cookies you have :p
30:38 <Mort-> Bad things happen.
30:41 * Steven is tumbled
30:47 <Mort-> Actually to steal all your cookies
31:00 <Mort-> I should do a sleight of hand check
31:10 <Steven> its okay... lemurs will never get them away from the lady of the house
31:12 <Mort-> !throw 1d20+3
31:13 <diebot> Mort-, 1d20+3: [1d20=18] 21
31:16 <Mort-> Oh man
31:23 <Mort-> Id say i got away with it
31:27 <Mort-> Not bad :)
31:39 <Mort-> Ok so your here to play dnd? :p
31:40 <Steven> lets see... opposed check would be what?
31:49 <Mort-> Perception
31:57 <Mort-> Wis modifier
32:16 <Steven> Let me ask her how wise she is
32:38 <Mort-> +3 for class skill.
32:39 <Steven> she says at least an 18
32:44 <Mort-> Oh dear.
32:59 <Steven> ill mark her down 2 for being distracted by her cookie devouring
33:09 <Steven> 1d20+4
33:12 <Mort-> +3 mod
33:18 <Mort-> Use !throw
33:19 <Steven> !1d20+4
33:20 <Mort-> You forget
33:28 <Steven> im unfamiliar with the bot here
33:41 <Mort-> .!throw 1d20+4
33:44 <Steven> !throw 1d20+4
33:44 <diebot> Steven, 1d20+4: [1d20=2] 6
34:00 * Mort- grins smugly
34:04 <Steven> you totaly steal em, ill inform her she cant have anymore... of course taking a full defensive
34:09 <Mort-> All your cookies belongs to me
34:37 * Mort- does her best evil vilian laugh
34:46 <Mort-> Ok on a more serious note
34:51 <Steven> of course....
35:05 <Mort-> You probably have done this kind of stuff before
35:13 <Steven> a bit
35:20 <Mort-> Check out dnd.ballig.net
35:32 <Mort-> Read the newbie guide
35:37 <Mort-> I am on cell
35:51 <Mort-> So I'm a little limited when it comes to long conversations
36:12 <Steven> its fine, im a little limited when it comes to anything
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36:16 <Steven> except geology
36:17 <Mort-> Our next game
36:18 <Mort-> Is
37:15 <Mort-> 17.5 h from now?
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37:27 <Mort-> I'm bad at maths though
37:37 <Mort-> So you might want to count it yourself
37:48 <Mort-> 1 pm aussie time
38:00 <Brunius> (It's currently 8:41pm aussie time)
38:03 <Steven> at that time, if correct, i will be at the game shop playing magic...
38:09 <Mort-> Ah ok
38:20 <Steven> the lady has mentioned in quite a serious tone, not if her cookies dont get returned
38:27 <Mort-> If you like you can just sit in and watch by cell
38:31 <Steven> so i handed them back to her
38:40 <Steven> i like me skin!
38:47 <Mort-> The cookies are with me?
38:56 <Mort-> So how would you hand them to her
39:04 <Brunius> Teleportation.
39:04 <Steven> you stole them, so i took them and placed them away from her
39:12 <Steven> the evil look, im tellin ya...
39:19 <Mort-> You need to sleight of hand me
39:31 <Mort-> And i roll perception against
39:50 <Steven> damn... im not dexterous at all
39:53 <Mort-> I stole them. I didn't say id hand them over to you!
40:01 <Mort-> They are mine!
40:13 <Mort-> My preciousss!
40:22 <Steven> okay... lets see
40:35 <Mort-> Or you could try a diplomacy check to make me drop my cookies :p
40:43 <Steven> ...
40:44 <Mort-> Say it nicely
40:48 <Mort-> Ill will save.
40:50 <Steven> ill pull out a character sheet
41:00 <Mort-> Must not let it affect me :p
41:21 <Mort-> !throw 1d20+3 will
41:21 <diebot> Mort-, will: [1d20=14] 17
41:28 <Mort-> Have fun ^^
41:36 * Steven pulls out his character sheet for Captain Ausk Stormbrow
42:11 <Mort-> Im quite low level actually :(
42:22 <Steven> !throw 1d20+14
42:22 <diebot> Steven, 1d20+14: [1d20=8] 22
42:32 <Steven> WOOT!
42:37 <Steven> i keeps me skin!
42:47 * Mort- hands over the cookies
42:55 * Steven hands them over to the lady of the house
42:58 <Mort-> Wtf. I swear. Lemur abuse
43:09 <Steven> be glad it wasnt Intimidation
43:17 * Mort- sulks in a  corner
43:22 <Mort-> After that attempt
43:29 <Steven> !throw 1d20+36
43:29 <Mort-> Ill turn unfriendly
43:30 <diebot> Steven, 1d20+36: [1d20=4] 40
43:38 <Mort-> And you get to make will saves :p
43:44 <Mort-> ^^
43:47 <Brunius> Synthesist Summoner?
44:02 <Steven> Inquisitor
44:08 <Steven> Preacher variant
44:10 <Mort-> That's fun!
44:24 <Mort-> I always wanted to see one in action
44:40 <Steven> oh yeah... everyone loves Ausk... except people who dont...
44:46 <Mort-> But if you are inquisitor
44:52 <Brunius> I'm always right, except when I'm not
44:58 <Mort-> Not sure i could force will saves on you
45:02 <Mort-> :(
45:08 <Steven> I'm an Inquisitor of Besmara
45:17 <Steven> The Pirate Queen!
45:38 <Mort-> Actually most of my characters have no diety :d
45:42 <Mort-> Out of choice
46:02 <Mort-> Unless you are a divine caster. Why would you need one
46:09 <Steven> The faithless you say?  have you considered your place in the here after?
46:25 <Mort-> I already know my place
46:36 <Mort-> At least for those characters i play often
46:38 <Mort-> ^^
46:59 <Steven> I am so sad...
47:18 <Mort-> As in i know where ill go :)
47:27 <Steven> Ausk is now level 12, so he goes to the retirement home
47:33 <Mort-> Aw
47:36 <Steven> unless i bring him out for a homebrew
47:38 <Mort-> Btw
48:03 <Mort-> Divine casters generally make my tail twitch
48:06 <Mort-> :p
48:24 <Mort-> I don't understand why every single one likes to preach:p
48:42 <Spaceshot> you can go past level 12 now
48:55 <Spaceshot> so unless you've retired him
48:57 <Spaceshot> he can be leveld
49:01 <Spaceshot> leveled*
49:12 <Spaceshot> and I think there is something you can do about retired level 12 characters too
49:22 <Steven> Perhaps you haven't run into a worshiper of Besmara... we are a salty bunch of black hearts for sure
49:51 <Steven> Most dont offer a word of prayer up to her unless they have their backs up against the mast or at the end of a plank
50:05 <Mort-> Couldn't you own
50:16 <Mort-> Your own pirating company?
50:25 <Steven> Aye!
50:29 <Mort-> That would be fun!
50:32 <Steven> I myself own a ship and a caravan
50:47 <Steven> and most importantly my own private island!
50:48 <Mort-> Sail the seas and have fun!
51:04 <Mort-> So cool
51:05 <Steven> i really had to struggle not to say private pirate
51:12 <Mort-> Its ok
51:26 <Mort-> Maybe one day ill get an ivory tower for myself
51:41 <Mort-> Can you guess what my highest level form is :-)
52:05 <Steven> Infact just the other day i got to set sail on my ship and completely break an encounter
52:16 <Mort-> Lol why
52:18 <Steven> im unsure what you mean by form
52:48 <Steven> the scenario was set up so that you end up taking a ship from another 'privateer' thats docked..
52:57 <Steven> let me grab the name of the scenario
52:57 <Mort-> What class my highest level character is
53:00 <Mort-> No
53:02 <Mort-> Don't
53:11 <Mort-> I don't want to know
53:19 <Mort-> Ignorance is bliss
53:49 <Steven> okay, well we took my own ship, because why oh why would i ever take an inferior ship to my Man-o-War
54:38 <Steven> and we sailed into the Eye to find some ship wreck
54:50 * Mort- squeals i want a ship too!
54:51 <Mort-> Lol
55:09 <Mort-> Can i get an air ship?
55:26 <Steven> well the other ship had so few hp that you had to roll fairly well to have it survive
55:32 <Steven> and we didnt roll well at all
55:43 <Steven> well, i made all my checks, but i was about the only person who did
56:14 <Steven> and the ship ended up taking about 250 damage
56:19 <Mort-> Oh dear
56:24 <Mort-> They all died?
56:26 <Steven> which would have sent the other ship to the sea floor
56:31 <Mort-> Oh
56:36 <Mort-> Monsters?
56:41 <Steven> but because we were on my ship, it was hardly a concern at all
57:02 <Steven> because a Man-o-War has around 1200 HP
57:03 <Steven> lol
57:12 <Mort-> Oh dear
57:22 <Steven> Yeah, so it completely broke the encounter
57:24 <Mort-> It looks like i have a lot to learn about ships
57:39 <Mort-> You were supposed to go for a dip?
57:41 <Steven> The DM was so annoyed
57:43 <Steven> yeah
58:11 <Mort-> Lol
58:18 <Mort-> You can still go for a dip
58:33 <Steven> oh i did, i jumped in the water for the last part
58:40 <Steven> cause i have a cloak of the manta ray
58:56 <Steven> swim speed 60 feet and water breathing
59:03 <Mort-> Sunder?
59:21 <Steven> she tried
59:26 <Steven> but failed in her attempt
59:33 <Mort-> Aw
59:38 <Steven> 31 AC
59:41 <Mort-> Or dispel magic
59:49 <Mort-> Not really that high
59:56 <Mort-> You can suppress magic items
00:04 <Mort-> So I've heard.
00:23 <Steven> yeah, at which point ide get to hold my breath for 42 rounds
00:41 <Steven> outlast the dispell magic supression and right back to cloaking it up
00:52 * Mort- sits around. Entranced.
01:32 <Steven> but 31ac is my base, i can get 3 more natural while in saltwater fromt he cloak, can give myself 3 more from a judgement, and +4 from a class ability of the preacher
02:02 <Mort-> And its
02:10 <Mort-> Only if you do nothing
02:18 <Mort-> If you fight you run out faster
03:27 <Brunius> fighting effectively halves your time
03:36 <Mort-> Yeah
04:02 <Steven> so 21 rounds, which will outlast a supression
04:14 <Mort-> 21 rounds you would have
04:20 <Mort-> I don't believe you didn't pack a water breathing pot around anyway
04:48 <Mort-> Everyone knows that high level characters have lots of tricks
05:11 <Steven> i roll with a wizard on my crew that gives water breathing lol
05:17 <Mort-> But anyway we have a game on Sunday
05:18 <Steven> and dark vision and haste
05:25 <Steven> i call him Buffy
05:26 <Mort-> Expected.
05:28 <Steven> and he doesnt like it
05:29 <Mort-> Lol
06:05 <Mort-> I'm surprised he didn't turm you into a toad
06:21 <Mort-> Aka baleful polymorph
06:42 <Steven> +11 to saves...
06:48 <Steven> except reflex
06:55 * Steven sad panda
06:58 <Mort-> Decent wizards have at least 22 dc
07:09 <Mort-> By then i should think.
07:18 <Steven> usually
07:33 <Steven> so if i roll average
07:39 <Mort-> And it takes only one hold person...
07:48 <Steven> ive been hold person before
08:06 <Mort-> It sux.
08:13 <Steven> my crewmate was like Ausk they are burning your ship
08:21 <Steven> BAM new wills ave
08:22 <Mort-> So?
08:26 <Mort-> Lol
08:47 <Mort-> There was a case of monsters recently falling asleep
08:53 <Mort-> And never waking up ^^
08:55 <Steven> the dm was like is that out of your character to let that happen? i was like um... yeah
09:18 <Mort-> Lol
10:29 * Mort- giggles
10:47 <Steven> my music stopped
11:03 <Steven> had to go restart the pandora
11:17 <Mort-> We have a game going on on sun as well
11:28 <Steven> what time?
11:33 <Mort-> Are you around?
11:41 <Mort-> Same as sats game
11:56 <Steven> oh my god its friday already?
12:00 <Brunius> Yep
12:00 <Mort-> I think you'll need a pregen though
12:03 <Mort-> It is
12:07 <Steven> geeze this week... zippin by!
12:25 <Brunius> Tell me about it.
12:34 <Mort-> Because balligs running it at 3-7
12:48 <Brunius> What's being run on sunday?
12:57 <Mort-> Midnight mauler
13:02 <Mort-> Mek isn't playing
13:08 <Brunius> And QfP2 on Saturday?
13:12 <Mort-> Yeah
13:18 <Mort-> Qfp meks in
13:39 <Mort-> I hope we do get a healer on sunday
13:51 <Mort-> I'm not even sure if we have a healer on sat
13:57 <Mort-> Gee :d
14:16 <Steven> so what time zone are you guys based out of?
14:18 <Brunius> Mek has a healer I think
14:20 <Brunius> +11 atm
14:22 <Steven> +10?
14:24 <Brunius> +10 normally
14:32 <Mort-> Wait. Ballig will be in for qfp2
14:45 <Mort-> So we should be good
14:53 <Mort-> Except for me
15:00 <Mort-> Because he is busy preaching at me again :p
15:05 <Mort-> Damn clerics
15:07 <Ballig> :)
15:14 <Steven> what levle?
15:16 <Mort-> Why are they forever making my ears hurt
15:17 <Ballig> how about this time you don't desecrate corpses
15:17 <Ballig> :p
15:24 <Mort-> Shit
15:32 <Mort-> He actually heard all that?
15:40 <Ballig> who heard it
15:43 <Mort-> Probably ok haha till next faction mission
15:52 <Mort-> All the stuff i was complaining can't
16:00 <Mort-> About
16:08 <Ballig> why wouldn't I see it
16:21 <Mort-> Divine casters in general
16:23 <Mort-> ^^
17:03 <Mort-> Who signed up for sat so far
17:06 <Mort-> Sorry Sunday
17:14 <Ballig> three so far
17:19 <Mort-> Who
17:22 <Mort-> Besides me
17:26 <Mort-> Hydra
17:30 <Ballig> http://dnd.ballig.net/schedule.php5
19:15 <Avatar> you still need to accept for saturday mort
19:26 <Steven> im actually trying to figure out what time your sunday game would be at
19:36 <Steven> i think its like tomorow at 7pm
19:43 <Ballig> Mort-: just PM dicebot!
19:46 <Steven> for my tiem
19:49 <Ballig> accept -g 22
19:57 <Mort-> Ok
22:13 <Steven> back
22:20 <Steven> how do you register?
22:43 <Avatar> have you got a character
23:21 <Steven> I have a lvl3, 7, 12
23:41 <Steven> and like ten lvl 1 ideas
24:31 <Mort-> Accepted
24:37 <Mort-> But i can't leave levels
24:58 <Avatar> you can type accept -g 22 1 2 3 4 5
25:03 <Avatar> where 1 2 3 4 5 are the levels
25:12 <Steven> All PFSOP legal
25:27 <Avatar> cool
25:28 <Avatar> what are their names
27:23 <Steven> Level 3 Salvanar Coraith, Level 7 Folnor Lumjon Ninnab Ollfnab Hodgewyn the 4th of The Risen Guard, Level 12 Ausk Stormbrow
27:39 * Steven loves gnomish names
28:17 <Mort-> No!
28:26 <Mort-> Not more gnomes :(
28:39 <Steven> YES!!!!!! MOAR GNOMES!!!!!!!!!
28:40 <Mort-> Don't tell me your running gnomes :(
28:52 <Mort-> No!!!
28:57 <Steven> He is a Gnome Cloistered Cleric of Nethys
29:07 <Steven> Very reserved...
29:15 <Mort-> Not another gnome lover?
29:28 <Steven> unless you are talking about Nethys... whom he is zealous about...
29:32 <Mort-> My characters have no issue with gnomes
29:53 <Mort-> The player thinks gnomes should be thrown over the garden wall
30:22 <Mort-> Prefabaly after being whirled a few times
30:25 <Steven> But Folnor is cool... he keeps people healed, and buffed, and in the know
30:41 <Mort-> I tried to start a gnome punting club down here
30:45 <Mort-> I got lanced :(
31:16 <Steven> watch out... Folnor and Ausk are gambling friends
31:31 <Mort-> Both gnomes?
31:43 <Steven> oh no, Ausk is a Half Orc
31:50 <Mort-> But technically you can't have both characters around at the same time
32:00 <Mort-> So you wouldn't be able to gamble
32:11 <Steven> its in the fuzzy tiem between adventures
32:12 <Mort-> Its the same piece of your soul
32:21 <Mort-> No
32:29 <Steven> when your characters mill about doing nothing
32:46 <Mort-> If i could do that i could have some interesting conversations
32:50 <Mort-> Between my characters
32:56 <Mort-> But i keep them apart
32:56 <Steven> Ausk and Folnor gamble when Ausk is in Absolom...
33:04 <Mort-> They never get to know each other :(
33:20 <Mort-> They can never meet
33:43 <Steven> they would invite Salvanar, but that Qadiran is a stick in the mud
34:10 <Brunius> Wherabouts are you from, Steven?
34:11 <Mort-> Else we could have some pretty interesting conversations together
34:19 <Mort-> Me myself and i :p
34:36 <Steven> Plus, Folnor is Osirion... and is none to fond of Qadirans
34:56 <Mort-> So it means on sun. No tanks?
34:56 <Steven> I am from the United States
35:01 <Mort-> Or no healer
35:05 <Mort-> Argh'
35:18 <Steven> dont hold it against me! i cant help where i was born
35:44 <Mort-> At least trist does decent damage
35:49 <Mort-> I don't
36:06 <Mort-> I'm just wondering why i get the short end of the straw
36:17 * Mort- hopes hydra can make it on Sunday
36:19 <Steven> Salvanar Coraith is a polearm fighter... and can take a hit or two
36:36 <Mort-> I live with one
36:39 <Mort-> Actually
37:03 <Mort-> He has been instructing me in combat maneuvers
37:03 <Mort-> ^^
37:15 <Mort-> At least the useful ones
37:24 <Steven> but he would much rather be stand behind a paladin and stabbing from reach
37:27 <Ballig> Mort loves gnomes
37:46 <Mort-> I think they are the root of all evil
38:12 <Mort-> Gnomes are there to be punted!
38:13 <Steven> Nah, not Folnor... He is True Neutral like Nethys
38:30 <Mort-> My characters have no problems as i said
38:35 <Mort-> With gnomes
38:52 <Mort-> Its me you have to deal with
39:04 <Mort-> Will you be around on Sunday steven?
39:27 <Mort-> Polearm fighter
39:31 <Mort-> Will do i think.
40:08 <Steven> yeah, ill be around tomorow
40:27 <Mort-> Tomorrow is qfp2
40:46 <Mort-> Sunday is midnight mauler
40:55 <Steven> i mean, ill be around on your sunday
41:07 <Steven> which will be my saturday, which is tomorrow
41:09 <Mort-> If hydra isn't around on Sunday you just volunteered for party tank :d
41:17 <Avatar> Steven: those 3 characters are added to the site
41:20 <Avatar> so you can upload your sheets
41:21 <Mort-> Salvanar.
41:30 <Mort-> Lets see what level
42:07 <Mort-> What level are you steven
42:12 <Mort-> On sal
42:25 <Avatar> 3
42:43 <Mort-> He is 3?
42:44 * Mort- gulps
43:00 <Mort-> 3-7 scenario on a level 3 tank?
43:10 * Mort- gulps
43:18 <Steven> Its level 3... unless i forgot to level him up... havent played him in like a month and a half
43:26 <Mort-> Oh dear
43:42 <Mort-> I say we do something at lower tier
43:47 <Mort-> Hm
43:54 <Mort-> What's your to hit bonus
44:19 <Steven> a massive 31!
44:30 <Mort-> Really?
44:36 <Mort-> How did you manage that
44:41 <Mort-> 31 at 3?
46:04 <Mort-> Combat reflexes?
46:05 <Steven> +1 hp at every level for favored class
46:19 <Steven> oh hit bonus... not hit points
46:31 <Steven> yeah that would be insane wouldnt it? 31 to hit lol
46:56 <Steven> +7 to hit +6 w/ PA
47:09 <Mort-> Nub
47:16 <Mort-> 31 hp i can live with
47:25 <Mort-> Bit low
47:34 <Mort-> Cant really do anything about that
47:48 <Mort-> Maybe i can make some preparations though
50:07 <Mort-> Shit.
51:05 <Mort-> Can't
51:07 <Mort-> Sigh
51:23 <Mort-> Ac? 
51:57 <Mort-> Hm
53:32 <Steven> sorry was building character
53:36 <Mort-> Times like these i feel so out clapped
53:38 <Steven> in the online sheet
53:42 <Mort-> Classed
53:48 <Mort-> What's your clerics level
53:59 <Steven> 23, 25 w/ shield
54:01 <Steven> level 7y
54:05 <Mort-> Hm
54:09 <Mort-> Might be better
54:18 <Mort-> But we see on that day
54:23 <Steven> either way, ill just up;oad them both and see how it goes
54:27 <Mort-> Yeah
54:49 <Mort-> You do know enlarge person right
55:11 <Mort-> Its one my favourite tricks to do to polearm guys
55:28 <Steven> and ill not be taking any of them
55:37 <Mort-> How do you personally feel about that spell
55:38 <Steven> ide rather have 4 AoO a round
55:39 <Mort-> Why?
55:46 <Mort-> Doubles your range
55:59 <Mort-> You can aoo any where you like
56:20 <Steven> ill be able to do that in like 2 levels anyways... im going for combat patrol lol
56:21 <Mort-> I can't give you 4 aoos per round
56:37 <Steven> i know you cant, thats what i have right now
56:50 <Steven> 1 from base, 3 from combat relfexes
56:56 <Mort-> 10 ft with polearm?
57:01 <Steven> yup
57:06 <Mort-> Do you have combat patrol now?
57:27 <Mort-> Might work. Enlarge and you threaten more
57:27 <Steven> nope, but i always set myself up where i will get maximum AoO possible
57:33 <Mort-> Have fun aooing
57:43 <Steven> yes, but also increases the 'dead' zone
57:44 <Mort-> Damage dice increases as well
57:54 <Mort-> You have no deadzone
58:00 <Mort-> As polearm fighter
58:13 <Mort-> You can shorten your weapon at level 2 already
58:15 <Steven> not anymore!
58:18 <Steven> muhahahahaz
58:27 <Mort-> Correct?
58:37 <Mort-> You have no deadzone
58:59 <Mort-> Polearm fighters can shorten their reach
59:02 <Steven> yeah
59:10 <Steven> 2nd level awesomeness
59:13 <Mort-> So it doesn't really matter
59:19 <Mort-> If you are enlarged?
01:06 <Steven> nah, but i dont really like getting enlarged
01:17 <Steven> brb, gotta put the dog out
01:27 <Mort-> Ya some people have issues with it
01:33 <Mort-> I'm one of them.
05:20 <MekkisScreen> mmm
05:31 <MekkisScreen> dead zone doesn't really matter
06:50 <Mort-> I dont like enlarge person
07:09 <Mort-> Because it makes ill hard for others to move around me
07:34 <Mort-> Its about one reason why i feel medium races shouldn't be mounted
07:42 <Mort-> I can't imagine the time i grow large
08:06 <Mort-> What happens if we need to dungeon crawl and there is no room
08:18 <MekkisScreen> then you attempt a fort save
08:39 <Mort-> Or?
10:06 <Steven> alright back
10:24 <Steven> the lady told me to take the dogs for a walk
10:30 <Mort-> So why no growing you
10:35 <Mort-> Your polearm.
10:45 <Mort-> You don't have a deadzone
11:10 <Mort-> You could get tons of aoos with combat reflexes
14:39 <Steven> less ac
14:49 <Steven> fewer aoos
15:14 <Steven> take me down to 19 ac
15:23 <Steven> not good
15:40 <Steven> sorry 21 ac
16:01 <Steven> forgot about my combat expertise
16:06 <Mort-> True.
16:19 <Mort-> -1 aoo?
16:23 <Mort-> For reach?
16:46 <Mort-> Your strength should be around 14-16?
16:57 <Mort-> Or did you manage to pack 18
17:12 <Mort-> Screw ce though 
17:16 <Mort-> :p
17:26 <Mort-> Just pwn them before they get us
17:35 <Steven> 16str
17:37 <Steven> 16 dex
17:41 <Steven> 14 con
17:46 <Steven> 13 int
17:49 <Steven> 11 wis
17:52 <Steven> 7 cha
17:56 <Mort-> Ah
18:07 <Mort-> Fair enough
18:40 <Mort-> See how on Sunday ^^
19:13 <Mort-> If you don't want to be enlarged ill respect your choice
19:21 <Steven> depends on what we run into
19:39 <Steven> but usually I dont like being enlarged
21:13 <Mort-> K
21:26 <Steven> Salvanar is pretty crazy he rocks a Fauchard
21:29 <Mort-> I don't because it blocks peoples way
21:45 <Steven> its an exotic polearm
22:07 <Steven> 1d10 18-20 x2
22:09 <Mort-> Dude my combat maneuver master is a polearm fighter :p
22:34 <Steven> had to burn a feat to get it, but its not like fighters are short on feats
23:03 <Mort-> Spending time with him. I've probably picked up the encyclopedia of useful combat maneuvers
23:36 <Mort-> I don't think there was a single scenario we both ran together that i didn't enlarge him at least once
23:40 <Mort-> ^^
23:48 <Mort-> Sometimes more then once
26:17 <Mort-> Oh wait there was one. 
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32:26 <War_Wrecker> BLARGHJ
33:16 <Steven> indeed
35:24 <Mort-> Actually
35:52 <Mort-> I believe i was taking a nap on the floor that scenario ^^
35:52 <Mort-> Lol
36:13 <Steven> Man, its a pain to actually put all the stuff this one character has into a digital format
36:35 <Mort-> Lol
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43:46 <MekkisScreen> yeah
43:49 <MekkisScreen> it's like that
48:23 <Steven> OH BOY! almost done with Salvanar
55:54 <MekkisScreen> Steven: e you from New Yirk
56:12 <MekkisScreen> are you from new york?
57:00 <Steven> oh god no
57:15 <MekkisScreen> ah
57:17 <Steven> I live in Eastern Washington State
57:29 <MekkisScreen> so I got the country right, but not the state
57:43 <MekkisScreen> where did you hear about this channel?
00:23 <Steven> Just pokin around
00:30 <Steven> came up, decided to join
01:05 * Mort- wails to mekkis
01:22 <Mort-> He bullied me into returning him his cookies :(
01:35 <Mort-> He should let me keep them :p
02:11 <Steven> To be fair, you stole them...
02:29 <Steven> from the Lady of the House
02:32 <Mort-> Possession is 90 percent of ownership!
02:42 <Steven> Ill call in Ausk...
04:34 <Mort-> What's he going to do to me?
04:47 * Mort- puffs herself up
07:12 <Steven> Intimidate you!
07:16 <Steven> !throw 1d20+36
07:16 <diebot> Steven, 1d20+36: [1d20=19] 55
07:43 <Steven> I love Ausk...
09:17 * Mort- runs into a hole and refuses to come out
09:33 <Mort-> That's impressive though
09:45 <Steven> yeah, the local DMs around here
10:20 <Steven> I say, Ausk will intimidate, they just say okay how long is the person intimidated for?
10:23 <Mort-> One day. I hope to be a big lemur. And not be scared of inqusitors!
10:31 <Mort-> Lol
10:38 <Mort-> Shaken only
10:39 <Steven> they dont even add up numbers anymore for the opposed DC
10:59 <Steven> they make me do it
11:02 <Steven> lol
11:09 <Mort-> Its 10 + wis mod + cr
11:11 <Steven> yeah
11:21 <Mort-> For every 5 you beat by its one extra round
11:30 <Steven> theres literally nothing in PFSOP that I cant intimidate
11:45 * Mort- smiles
12:08 <Steven> of course... i didnt get the guards called on me once
12:21 <Steven> and so i intimidated them into ignoring the complaint
12:23 <Steven> and they left
12:30 <Steven> didnt=did
12:42 <Steven> or rather i did, but turns out i didnt
12:46 <Steven> lol
12:58 <Steven> you mean what i know
13:00 <Steven> lol
13:25 <Mort-> Shaken
13:51 <Mort-> You can't do more then give shaken in combat
14:07 <Steven> exactly
14:21 <Mort-> Heh
14:39 <Steven> but out of combat you intimidate someone into acting friendly for 1d6x10 minutes
14:48 <Steven> after which they may become unfriendly towards you
14:52 <Mort-> Ooh
15:01 <Steven> and report you to guards
15:14 <Mort-> Why don't you talk to them nice
15:16 <Mort-> Instead
15:19 <Mort-> Your mean.
15:21 <Steven> i try that
15:42 <Steven> +14 diplo
15:43 <Mort-> You convinced me to return your cookies :(
16:08 <Steven> yeah... Diplo first, intimidate backup
16:27 <Steven> if you fail the first time, make sure you succeed the second
16:33 <Mort-> Lol
16:47 <Mort-> I can't do either
17:02 <Mort-> I'm not a people person :p
17:26 <Steven> Ausk has a 12cha
17:39 <Mort-> 10 hope
17:40 <Mort-> Here
17:48 <Mort-> Screw people i don't like them!
17:56 <Steven> but he is specialized to intimidate
18:18 <Mort-> Yeah you add your inquisitor levels
18:22 <Mort-> To your intimidate
18:41 <Steven> 1/2 inquisitor level to intimidate and sense motive
18:48 <Mort-> End of next month
19:09 <MekkisScreen> diplomacy?
19:10 <Mort-> Bru might be running a sea faring campaign
19:21 <MekkisScreen> Nightmare is good at that
19:24 <Mort-> He isn't a diplo spec
19:34 <Mort-> That intimidate is fairly impressive though
19:59 <Steven> Yeah, got into a discussion on the paizo forum over intimidate and how some guy thought it was OP and wanted to change it
20:13 <Mort-> Lol
20:33 <Mort-> I'm still working on my character for bruscampaign
20:40 <Steven> wanted to add a rediculous amount of modifiers into it
20:43 <Mort-> Trying to feel out how she will act now
21:12 <Steven> effectively just destroying intimidate altogether for how it works outside of combat
21:39 <Mort-> I don't see the point of the whole ting
21:47 <Steven> of intimidate?
21:51 <Mort-> If someone took effort to max it
22:07 <Steven> well yeah, its like maxing any of the 'face' skills
22:09 <Mort-> They should be entitiled to get the bonuses
22:25 <Mort-> I max different face skills :p
22:35 <Steven> with a high enough Diplo skill you could convince a whole village to turn out and fight a dragon
22:53 <Mort-> Mek!
22:58 <MekkisScreen> paizo forums are full of people saying that $rule is broken
22:59 <Steven> all it would take would be like a +30
23:02 <Mort-> Nightmare doing it?
23:03 <Mort-> Lol
23:07 <Mort-> Your close!
23:24 <MekkisScreen> Nightmare's at +21
23:35 <Mort-> And steven
23:39 <Steven> su psup?
23:45 <MekkisScreen> +22 when changing opinions from hostile or unfriendly
23:49 <Mort-> Guess what level nightmare is
23:54 <Mort-> Hahaha
23:54 <Steven> um..... 8
23:59 <Mort-> 2
24:03 <Mort-> ^^
24:04 <Steven> cool
24:11 <Mort-> At level 2
24:12 <MekkisScreen> slow progression
24:37 <Mort-> Sick
24:41 <Steven> Ausk had +17 at first level +19 at second
24:58 <Steven> and then at 5th level he was +28
25:14 <Mort-> Lol
25:35 <Steven> and then i stopped getting more gear for him to be more and more rediculously intimidating
25:40 <Steven> i just put a point in per round
26:09 <Mort-> Haha
26:25 <Mort-> Sigh
26:35 <Mort-> Once you get right down to it
26:58 <Mort-> Its the. There is no knowlegde check i can't make thing :p
27:12 <Mort-> Well heh
27:15 <Mort-> Literally
27:33 <Mort-> But not that fully specializ
27:37 <Steven> I just went and figured it out
27:50 <Mort-> ?
28:00 <Steven> a Great Wyrm Red dragon would have a DC of 38
28:03 <Steven> against intimidate
28:07 <Mort-> Lol
28:10 <Steven> so as long as i roll a 3
28:15 <Mort-> You get it
28:18 <Mort-> Thanks.
28:22 <Steven> i can intimidate it lol
28:35 <Mort-> That piece of information may come in handy some day
28:43 <Mort-> :m
28:54 <Steven> mebe!
28:59 <Mort-> Wear earmuffs!
29:03 <Mort-> When near you!
29:15 <Steven> wont help... i can look at you intimidatingly
29:16 <Mort-> You can't intimidate someone who can't hear you right?
29:26 <Mort-> You should take penalties
29:30 <Mort-> !
29:49 <Mort-> I hope you piss off a whole bunch of anti paladins!
30:02 <Steven> in combat yeah you have to be able to hear me
30:03 <Mort-> They should be immune to fear!
30:26 <Mort-> So i will wear ear muffs!
30:28 <Steven> but out of combat i could just stare you down
30:47 <Steven> whats best about Ausk
30:48 * Mort- backs away and thinks Steven is scawy
30:51 <Mort-> ?
30:53 <Steven> he is a half orc...
30:54 <Mort-> !
30:56 <Mort-> Ah
31:03 <Mort-> You took skill focus?
31:07 <Steven> thats 5'3" tall
31:13 <Mort-> Oh haha
31:42 <Mort-> Alignment?
32:08 <Steven> thats like 1.6m i think
32:24 <Steven> Chaotic Neutral... I'm a Pirate!
32:32 <Mort-> Yeah. I'm 5'1
32:35 <Mort-> In real life
32:38 <Mort-> Oh dear
32:43 <Mort-> But you do evil things
32:53 <Mort-> You've killed before
32:58 <Steven> Aye
33:19 * Mort- glares accusingly at steven
33:34 <Mort-> Again i have no right.
33:36 <Steven> but i dont kill the defensless.. unless they are in my way of booty
33:42 <Mort-> I've killed as well...
33:57 <Steven> at which point they better pick up a sword or get out of my way
34:00 <Mort-> I shot a small air elemental out of the air.
34:14 <Mort-> Ill get out of the way
34:49 <Mort-> Actually have i killed something that was humanoid
34:51 <Mort-> ?
34:57 <Mort-> Maybe not maybe yes
35:09 <Mort-> I don't kill much :d
35:52 <Steven> on wednesday
35:59 <Mort-> ?
36:02 <Steven> i took a full round of attacks while hasted
36:12 <Mort-> Lol?
36:20 <Steven> 3 hits, w/ 2 criticals confirming
36:33 <Steven> while i was Baning and had a Judgement of destruction on
36:37 <Mort-> Whats your weapon?
36:38 <Mort-> 2hs?
36:43 <Steven> a Rapier
36:58 <Steven> and was power attacking
37:20 <Mort-> How much damage?
37:36 <Mort-> Did you hit 300?
37:37 <Steven> I did 102 points of damage before I discharged the Searing Light in my +1 Keen Rapier of Spell Storing
37:40 <Mort-> Est 150-200?
37:54 <Mort-> How does spell storing work
38:02 <Steven> you cast a spell into the blade
38:08 <Steven> and if you hit with the weapon
38:13 <Mort-> Before
38:17 <Mort-> Or during scenario?
38:27 <Steven> you can as a free action cast the spell on the target you hit
38:29 <Mort-> It discharges?
38:53 <Mort-> But once its gone its gone right?
39:06 <Steven> yes, then you can cast a new spell into the weapon
39:14 <Steven> i always pick searing light because its freakin amazing
39:16 <Mort-> How do you stay chaotic neutral as a pirate
39:22 <MekkisScreen> then you cast another spell into
39:23 <MekkisScreen> it
39:27 * Mort- winces
39:32 <Steven> easy... do whatever i feel like doing at the time
39:46 <Mort-> Chaotic is easy
39:51 <Mort-> Neutral?
39:59 <Mort-> Your killing people for their loot
40:17 <Steven> yeah, but i wouldnt have to kill them if they werent trying to kill me
40:42 <Steven> if they would just run up the white flag and surrender, why we could avoid allt he bloodshed
41:11 <Mort-> Then you shouldn't take up piracy
41:11 <Mort-> Its an evil act
41:11 <Steven> not true
41:19 <Mort-> So your saying people should give their hard earned money to you?
41:30 <Steven> i dunno cookie stealer what do you think"
41:31 <Mort-> Why would anyone reasonable do that
41:44 <Mort-> Because I'm adorable!
41:46 <MekkisScreen> yay for alignment wars
41:50 <Mort-> And fluffy!
41:58 <Mort-> You on the other hand stink :d
41:59 <Steven> and obviously evil for stealing cookies
42:07 <Mort-> Oh dear.
42:18 <Mort-> But all the cookies belong to me?
42:47 <Steven> except those you stole from the lady
42:54 <Mort-> Besides. No one was harmed
43:01 <Mort-> By taking the cookies!
43:03 <Steven> thats irrelevant
43:11 <Mort-> I just stole them.
43:13 <Steven> we are talking about the act of stealing the cookies
43:38 <Steven> not any injuries that may or may not have resulted from the attempt stealing the cookies
43:39 <Mort-> Ok. But the cookies are mine! Because I'm furry and adorable
43:46 <Steven> and evil
44:00 <MekkisScreen> he's right you know
44:10 <MekkisScreen> you're Evil!!!
44:11 <Mort-> Oh.So by stealing cookies I'm now evil? :(
44:26 <Steven> according to the guidelines you put forth
44:34 <Steven> piracy=evil
44:38 * Mort- slinks into a hole and hides
44:43 <Steven> piracy is just and advanced form of stealing
44:43 <Mort-> Oh dear.
45:00 * Mort- is too ashamed to come out
45:35 <Mort-> I didn't think stealing cookies would cause me to be evil :(
45:47 <Steven> It doesn't
45:50 * Mort- is a sad lemur
45:58 <Steven> i was arguing within the paramaters you set forth
46:16 <Mort-> Oh.
46:16 <Steven> Ausk would say Piracy is unlawful
46:22 <Steven> which it is
46:29 <Steven> but not necissarily evil
46:42 <Steven> If you murder everyone on board, yes you would become an evil pirate
47:01 <MekkisScreen> PIRACY is NOT  THEFT
47:12 <Steven> but Ausk doesnt do that, theres not point
47:38 <Steven> becuase if you kill everyone on board well there wont be anyone to man that ship the next time he may want to ply his trade against that vessal
47:39 <Mort-> Dead bodies tell no tales ^^
47:58 <Mort-> Ok. I agree that is evil
49:39 <Steven> Also... I always shout out before combat against a hostile foe that they should surrender if they want to see tomorrow!
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51:19 <mortswishytail> Oh
51:21 <mortswishytail> Dc
51:24 <mortswishytail> Lol
51:48 <Steven> okay, so i did the pathfinder character sheet thing
51:54 <Steven> and submitted it...
51:59 <MekkisScreen> ok
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52:25 <mortswishytail> I may afk
52:26 <mortswishytail> Family stuff
52:34 <Steven> but i cant find it linked to my account anywhere on the website
52:35 <mortswishytail> See what happens
58:48 <mortswishytail> Have you created an account
58:53 <Steven> yup
59:06 <mortswishytail> On the web site?
59:42 <Steven> yup yup avatar set me up
00:09 <mortswishytail> Ok
00:10 <mortswishytail> Ill look
00:59 <Steven> ill just figure it out later when i wake up, shes finally ready for bed!
01:13 <Steven> only been waiting on her for like 4 hours
01:18 <Steven> ive been told to shut up
01:21 <Steven> lol
01:30 <mortswishytail> Can you post web gee?
01:31 <mortswishytail> What?
02:19 <Steven> My lady, she hasnt been tired and hates going to sleep alone
02:58 <Steven> and i hate getting woken up just so i can go to sleep again
03:02 <Steven> so i just stayed awake
03:45 <Steven> anyways, see you guys in about 6 hours
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05:25 <mortswishytail> It has his name on it
05:28 <mortswishytail> Argh
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29:35 <Avatar> check out the dice this guy makes: https://plus.google.com/116069664920627845579/posts
30:53 <Avatar> Mekkis: are you running a game next weekend
50:30 <mortswishytail> Time to work on mort
50:33 <mortswishytail> She isn't up to scratch
51:14 <Avatar> how are you going to work on her
51:25 <Avatar> gear
53:12 <mortswishytail> I didn't update her last level up
53:12 <mortswishytail> Khaz needs a long bow
53:13 <mortswishytail> Too
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