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00:00 <tooheys> commonly called "little boys" in victoria, but i dont like callign them that coz it makes me think that theyre little dicks
00:00 <NrKy> who the fuck cooks cocktail frankfurts when watching the footy? what's wrong with the cheapshit snags?
00:00 <ATS63> cocktail frankfurts make for cheap cocktails
00:00 <ATS63> like beer
00:00 <Serenity> well if youre in qld
00:00 <Serenity> theyre cheerios
00:00 <Saemon> pepperoni - salami
00:00 <thestig> chipolatas 
00:00 <NrKy> cheerios..... isn't that a chip?
00:00 <Maurice> Cheerios is a bit weird
00:00 <ATS63> Serenity: na mate I'm bulking. 180kg so far
00:00 <Maurice> Thats cereal
00:00 <Serenity> cheerios are cereal to normal people
00:00 <Maurice> You're thinking of cheetos
01:00 <Saemon> 180kg of fat or muscle?
01:00 <ATS63> PROTEIN
01:00 <NrKy> ahh yeah the cereal
01:00 <milk> cocktail sausages
01:00 <Serenity> this just demonstrated nicely why yiros and kebabs are the same thing
01:00 <Serenity> thanks guise x0x
01:00 <NrKy> ask for a pork kebab, i dare you
01:00 <Saemon> well techinally
01:00 <NrKy> gyros is the meat
01:00 <Saemon> yiros is greek
01:00 <milk> I know someone who calls them kebaps
01:00 <Saemon> and kebad is muslim
02:00 <Saemon> kebab*
02:00 <ATS63> Are traditional tacos the same as kebabs?
02:00 <Serenity> MUSLIM ISNT A RACE
02:00 <ATS63> ie. with the soft wrap
02:00 <Maurice> Mmm kebab
02:00 <Serenity> YOU FUCKING COCK HOARDER
02:00 <NrKy> kep-bap is a shitty turk copy of greek souvlaki
02:00 <Saemon> yep
02:00 <milk> I come from chicken
02:00 <Serenity> you should drown yourself Saemon
02:00 <NrKy> ie. oakleigh food shits all over dandenong food
03:00 <Saemon> the turks invaded constatinople
03:00 <Serenity> no one should be comfortable with being that stupid
03:00 <Saemon> byzantium
03:00 <NrKy> fucken turks, haha
03:00 <Saemon> made it into the ottoman empire
03:00 <Saemon> and in that era, adopted the yiros into the kebab
04:00 <NrKy> ...because most muslims don't realise that you can make haram food halal by saying "bizmallah" before eating it
04:00 <Saemon> we got our asses handed to us by the turks at gallipoli
04:00 <NrKy> we're getting our arses handed to us in syria now, and we're funding the fucking soldiers who go over there
04:00 <ATS63> You can't lay that all on the turks. The axis armed them, or they'd be throwing stones and shit
04:00 <ATS63> Or not giving a fuck
05:00 <NrKy> the modern caliphate, ie. ISIS, thinks the crusades are still going
05:00 <NrKy> that's how fucking backwards these people are
05:00 <Saemon> well we were the ones who tried to storm a 90 degree cliff face with mounted machine guns on top
05:00 <Saemon> i mean, ok, if u manage to somehow dodge the rain of bullet spray
05:00 <Saemon> once u reach the cliff wtf are u supposed to do?
05:00 <ATS63> NrKy: that concept doesn't seem all that far fetched
06:00 <Serenity> geesh this cat food smells like a fat womans vagina
06:00 <NrKy> ATS63: the american/NATO involvement in the middle east has nothing to do with religion anymore
06:00 <Saemon> rockclimb your way up the 100m high cliff?
06:00 <ATS63> NrKy: have you checked the religious alignment of america/nato?
06:00 <Serenity> phew faux is here
06:00 <Saemon> heh. speak of the devil.
07:00 <Serenity> ...........
07:00 <NrKy> ATS63: yeah, and last time i checked they have a muslim president and atheist government, yet they're still there
07:00 <faux> hi
07:00 <NrKy> hey faux
07:00 <Serenity> shes not fucking muslim Saemon
07:00 <Serenity> yummm
07:00 <Serenity> ty
07:00 <faux> :')
07:00 <NrKy> mmmm diabeetus
07:00 <faux> hi NrKy
07:00 <ATS63> NrKy: oh yes, you refer to this: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barack_Obama_religion_conspiracy_theories
08:00 <ATS63> NrKy: I suppose hawaii isn't part of americunt, either
08:00 <NrKy> he has publicly admitted it, when he said "...my muslim faith.."
08:00 <faux> baraco barner
08:00 <Serenity> hahahahahahah
08:00 <NrKy> obama wears a ring that says in arabic "There is no god but allah and mohammed is his messenger"
08:00 <ATS63> NrKy: I heard the secretary of state admitted that chemtrails are real, too
09:00 <ATS63> you know, with a slur of the tongue
09:00 <faux> fuck i love orange and mango juice
09:00 <ATS63> clearly all slurs of the tongue are indications of conspiracy, and not dumb luck
09:00 <tooheys> orange & mango juice mixed with vodka or goon ftw
09:00 <Serenity> i wish theyd hurry up and admit reptilians were real
09:00 <NrKy> smoke and mirrors.... chemtrails would be a good diversion tactic if you're running a program to enact climate change
09:00 <thestig> they dont exist anymore?
10:00 <Serenity> not blue tongues stug.
10:00 <Serenity> lol
10:00 <Serenity> stig
10:00 <thestig> lol
10:00 <NrKy> ahh, #melbourne, reducto ad absurdum at it's finest :) why believe one conspiracy theory when all others sound nonplausible
10:00 <thestig> we are at war with all muslims 
10:00 <tooheys> "thestig is getting into elton john... not literally obviously"
10:00 <ATS63> NrKy: I understand how smoke and mirrors is relevant to say ufos and area 51, however I do not understand how chemtrails are relevant to covering up climate change
10:00 <NrKy> well, islam is at war with the infidels, we just happen to not be muslim :)
10:00 <Serenity> now i want pods
11:00 <Serenity> thanks faux
11:00 <faux> lol
11:00 <faux> the gigantic share packs are on spesh at woolies
11:00 <faux> theyll last a decade
11:00 <thestig> hi tooheys when you come up with something less 1998 leave a message after the beep
11:00 <faux> i didnt know how big they actually were
11:00 <NrKy> ATS: i believe chemtrails are real but i don't believe they're nefarious, they're merely cloud-seeding
12:00 <Serenity> i dont know about any of it
12:00 <Serenity> and i dont care
12:00 <NrKy> like the 'illuminati', i believe that they exist, but they aren't as powerful as sites like abovetopsecret.com and nitwits like David Icke would have you believe
12:00 <tooheys> thestig that episode was from like 2007 actually
12:00 <milk> pull my finger
13:00 <doctor> A heavy heart defeats all
13:00 <NrKy> so does a good pair of tits
14:00 <milk> heart of broken hearts
14:00 <tooheys> thestig, that was not supposed to be an insult its one of my favourite lines from the show
15:00 <ATS63> NrKy: fair, everyone has an opinion and groups with ill intent will always exist
16:00 <Serenity> truth is you can speculate all you want
16:00 <Serenity> you'll never know
16:00 <xm> chem trailluminati
16:00 <milk> chicks dig big dicks
17:00 <ATS63> Chemtrails are fucking retarded though
17:00 <milk> what're chemtrials?
18:00 <milk> is that like dropping your first tab?
18:00 <ATS63> They're in the same boat as 9/11
19:00 <ATS63> If the US gov can't hide a robbery at a shitty motel, what makes people think they could hide elaborate plots involving thousands of persons with ill intent and the murders of innocents?
20:00 <ATS63> Fact is nearly all top secret projects have leaks
20:00 <ATS63> Where are the leakers for conspiracy theories?
20:00 <NrKy> which is more believable, that an ancient secret society faked an explosion and crashed an icbm in to the twin towers, planting fake passports and engaging a controlled demolition of the buildings, to start a fake war on the middle east and spend more american tax dollars on a war, or that a few saudi-funded muslim extremists hijacked a plane and managed to convince the pilots to crash them 
20:00 <NrKy> in to the towers?
20:00 <milk> you want top secret leaks?
21:00 <thestig> tooheys what show
21:00 <ATS63> Easily the arabs
21:00 <tooheys> what show do u think it would be if the stig is in it?
21:00 <milk> http://www.harvesttohome.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/leeks.jpg
21:00 <Picard> no one has been to the moon
22:00 <NrKy> you wanna hear the latest stoopid conspiracy theory? the entire history of islam is a lie and that the illuminati have been making us believe that islam is a violent religion to profit from a war, and that the quran is a book about peace and all that stuff. :)
22:00 <NrKy> picard: google lunar x prize?
22:00 <Picard> lol NrKy
22:00 <NrKy> ^_^
23:00 <ATS63> NrKy: indeed. Meanwhile its alleged we live in a society without racism or suppression of the beliefs of cultures of others
23:00 <NrKy> the conspiracy theory is that islam is actually a religion of peace, but the 'evil' rightwing media want to make us think that the quran is a friendly book, a nice little fairy tale about love and respect, etc.
23:00 <NrKy> the problem is that the conspirators are 90% of the human race
24:00 <ATS63> The quran is open to interpritation, like the bible.
24:00 <NrKy> no, it's not, actually
24:00 <NrKy> it's the absolute word of god
24:00 <tooheys> no it isnt... the quran is nothing short of evil
24:00 <NrKy> (according to muslims)
24:00 <ATS63> I'm just saying there are many ways you can interprit a story
24:00 <tooheys> *interpret
24:00 <ATS63> You can easily conclude that either the quran or bible are peaceful or warmongering books
24:00 <milk> YEAH GOOD ONE! AND JESUS WAS A BAPTIST!
25:00 <ATS63> It mostly comes down to psychology, and how you choose to interprit it
25:00 <NrKy> I'm a christian and i still publicly admit that the old testament is fucked up, that's why i'm glad jesus came along, because otherwise i'd be considered a jew and i'd fear the shit out of my god.... any god that is to be feared is a cunt, and can stick his wrath up his butthole 
26:00 <ATS63> NrKy: do are you for or against homosexuality?
26:00 <NrKy> i dont give a flying rats arse what two men do in their bedroom, or two men and a goat, or three women and a camel, etc..
26:00 <ATS63> Have you read leviticus 18?
27:00 <thestig> tooheys oh shit top gear
27:00 <NrKy> haha leviticus, sanctimonious old testament crap :)
28:00 <NrKy> do this, dont do that, etc..
28:00 <milk> there is some guy on ABC24 talking about kids being homographically mature
28:00 <NrKy> so they can see in black and white?
28:00 <ATS63> I'm merely pointing out that while you say the OT is fucked up, some christians who apparently have the same faith as you, take it very literally. Some even take it beyond the text, like Westboro
28:00 <ATS63> The same applies for the quran
29:00 <ATS63> Over a great text things aren't necessarily black and white. Especially when its been translated numerous times
29:00 <NrKy> the problem with islam is that if you proclaim to be a muslim, you must believe that mohammed is his prophet and that his word is true. the entire quran is the dictation of the word of god through archangel gabriel to mohammed. to doubt a single word in the quran is blasphemous for a muslim
30:00 <NrKy> the quran has never been accepted in translated form
30:00 <ATS63> NrKy: isn't that also applicable to christianity?
30:00 <NrKy> it's the same arabic that the quraysh tribe spoke
30:00 <milk> does anyone know what a wordprocessor is?
31:00 <NrKy> the world needs to realise that not all christians follow the jewish part of the bible.... some of us only follow jesus, not the catholic church
31:00 <NrKy> i have muslim mates that read passages from the quran and have absolutely no idea what they mean because they never learned arabic
32:00 <NrKy> *how to translate from arabic
32:00 <ATS63> NrKy: the world needs to judge less. I do not care what anyones political or religious alignment is, I judge them on how they treat me and other people.
32:00 <milk> because if your name is Akmed and you read a Quran in printed text that said .."and the prophet fortold that Akmed would never eat a bick mek!"... you probably been duped
32:00 <NrKy> if a group of people have a bigoted and murderous minority within their ranks and those people refuse to do anything about it, they are also guilty
33:00 <Bastardly_One> ummmmmmmmmm Christian crusades ring a bell?
33:00 <NrKy> there is no purer evil than for good men to sit idly while evil is permitted free reign
33:00 <NrKy> yeah please don't blame modern christians for that, thanks bye
33:00 <Saemon> then were the genereal geman population responsible for the nazi n ss crimes as well?
33:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... idiot
33:00 <NrKy> saemon: yes, they were
34:00 <NrKy> Bastardly_One: please explain to me how your statement is not bigoted?
34:00 <ATS63> NrKy: the trouble with that statement is say, condeming the people of australia for the actions of tony abbott
34:00 <NrKy> we voted for him...
34:00 <NrKy> we're responsible for his actions
34:00 <ATS63> An election does not mean he has accurately represented our people
34:00 <Bastardly_One> you're a christian yet your religion is the only one
34:00 <Saemon> well, are we all here responsible for the hardships suffered by the aboriginals?
34:00 <ATS63> I voted for him and I don't like him
34:00 <NrKy> Bastardly_One: uhh.... when did i say that?
34:00 <Picard> fuck all religion
34:00 <Picard> you die u rot in a hole
34:00 <Picard> end of fucking story
35:00 <Picard> no virgins, no heaven 
35:00 <Picard> your dead you are dead
35:00 <NrKy> Saemon: we aren't responsible for the actions of our ancestors, yet we can be responsible for repairing the damage they did
35:00 <Picard> ask kerry packer he saw fuck all
35:00 <Bastardly_One> I've been watching the last 15 mins ... you're a typical christian biggot ready to bitch about any other religion
35:00 <NrKy> Bastardly_One: nope, only islam
35:00 <Bastardly_One> when your own is just as, if not so more, aggressive
36:00 <NrKy> my wife is buddhist, my mother is a wiccan, my father an atheist, my best mate is greek orthodox, my colleagues are hindus, no worries there :)
36:00 <milk> wut?>
36:00 <Picard> more aggresive then islam?
36:00 <Picard> wtf
36:00 <Saemon> u tell him Bastardly_One
36:00 <Picard> i dont see catholics blowing up twin towers
36:00 <NrKy> please tell me how modern christians are more aggressive than extremist muslims, please do
36:00 <Bastardly_One> they did
36:00 <Picard> they did?
36:00 <Picard> when 
36:00 <Saemon> how does he explain christianities spanish inquisitons?
37:00 <Saemon> burining of heretics?
37:00 <Saemon> burning*
37:00 <milk> if you fuck a little boy then strap explosives to yourself, head down the market and detonate, you dont dont go to jail and get all the little boys you want
37:00 <NrKy> how many people have the westboro baptist church killed so far? they're used as the 'extremist christian' example...
37:00 <ATS63> NrKy: re: arabic, the quran is written in "classical arabic" which while I don't speak arabic or classical arabic, its apparently a similar comparison to hebrew and anceint hebrew. Modern jews have great trouble reading the torah
37:00 <NrKy> Saemon: ignorance of the past, nothing to do with modern, enlightened christians
38:00 <ATS63> So while its claimed to be the definitive word of Allah, its not necessarily so, to further illustrate my point that all religious texts are open to interpritation
38:00 <Bastardly_One> not really enlightened or else you'd be accepting of Islam as well 
38:00 <ATS63> Original language aside, it doesn't actually matter. You can interprit the things I say in many different ways
38:00 <NrKy> ATS: in order to pass your barmitzfa, you have to go to hebrew school.... i've got jewish mates that still have nfi what it means but they can read the torah... their oldies speak yiddish to them and they can't translate it
39:00 <NrKy> Bastardly_One: so in order to show englightenment, one must let bombs in to their backyard.... awesome, i've got property on mars i could sell you
39:00 <Picard> Bastardly_One the more you type the more stupid u appear
39:00 <Saemon> he doesnt need to type to appear that way.
39:00 <NrKy> lol
39:00 <Saemon> believe me.
40:00 <Bastardly_One> you'd know all about stupid simple simon
40:00 <Saemon> ive seen him with a nosering on.
40:00 <Saemon> nose ring.
40:00 <Maurice> Nobody even believes you
40:00 <Bastardly_One> wow, I have a nose ring ... whoopty do
40:00 <Maurice> Because you're so full of shit your eyes are brown
40:00 <NrKy> Bastardly_One seems to be the typical uneducated aggressive 'progressive atheist', as though all religion is to blame for the crimes of the past, and the modern 'idiots' who follow religion must atone for that, as though he were some pariah of atheism
40:00 <Kynetic> i believe in my tuna sandwich
41:00 <Kynetic> it has to power to quench my hunger
41:00 <Maurice> Yuck
41:00 <Maurice> Although I am hungry
41:00 <Maurice> But not enough to eat tuna
41:00 <Bastardly_One> NrKy you'd be wrong ... I'm Wiccan
41:00 <Saemon> whats a full grown adult man at 44 yrs of age doin sportin a nose ring like a 17 yr old highschool girl in a rebellious phase?
41:00 <NrKy> ahh tuna, the chicken of the sea?
41:00 <NrKy> Bastardly_One: what date is Samhain?
41:00 <ATS63> NrKy: that doesn't sound like they speak or understand the language
41:00 <Kynetic> how about a tomato, avocado, cheese and red onion sanga?
41:00 <Maurice> I'm 33 with a tongue ring, what does that say about me
41:00 <Bastardly_One> which side of the world?
41:00 <Maurice> Oh hell no
42:00 <ATS63> Regardless, still irrelevant to my point and yours
42:00 <Maurice> I like cheese, but not the rest
42:00 <Kynetic> id probably do that one as my next fave
42:00 <Serenity> i have a my fingers loaded with cheezles
42:00 <Saemon> its ok for you Maurice, you're not Bastardly_One
42:00 <Picard> Bastardly_One u are still unemployed?
42:00 <Maurice> My fave sandwich would be grated cheese, grated carrot, beetroot and mayo
42:00 <NrKy> ATS: nope, they don't speak the language but they're forced to learn the phonemes of hebrew in order to get their barmitzfa
42:00 <Picard> the fantasy job didnt come off?
42:00 <Serenity> i have all kinds of piercings
42:00 <Serenity> i copped shit on here about it the other day
42:00 <Serenity> first time
42:00 <Maurice> Oh but Serenity it's different apparently
42:00 <Saemon> it is
43:00 <Saemon> you guys are attractive women
43:00 <Saemon> Bastardly_One is not.
43:00 <Kynetic> Picard are you still an asshole?
43:00 <Serenity> well she is
43:00 <xm> NrKy, im a bit busy so cant scroll up much. are some sort of liberal/progressive Christian?
43:00 <Maurice> You make my skin crawl
43:00 <xm> are you*
43:00 <Picard> i should get some sleep
43:00 <NrKy> xm: tolerant but pious christian who rejects the old testament and the catholic church :)
43:00 <ATS63> I know this may sound shocking coming from me. But some of ya'll need to stop hating on people for their religious alignment. You fucking niggers
43:00 <Picard> places to go people to see
43:00 <xm> in which sense do you reject the old testament?
44:00 <Kynetic> i hate religion
44:00 <Serenity> Kynetic's tuna sammich sounds amazing
44:00 <Kynetic> of any flavour
44:00 <Serenity> i want one
44:00 <Picard> Kynetic i agree
44:00 <NrKy> oooooh ATS dun gone bad now, he said the n wurd yo!
44:00 <ATS63> Religion doesn't make people bad.
44:00 <xm> Jesus Himself said though that He did not come to do away with the law
44:00 <Kynetic> no it just teaches them flawed values
44:00 <NrKy> Kynetic: what if i told you that militant atheism is a religion
44:00 <xm> i can understand how the old civil, priestly etc laws are done away with it
44:00 <Picard> fuck u and the tuna sammich, now i want tuna,grated carrot,cheese and mayo
44:00 <Maurice> My 2nd fave sandwich would be a whopper with cheese
44:00 <xm> it/though*
44:00 <Picard> you cunts
44:00 <NrKy> "I hate religious people because they're intolerant"
44:00 <ATS63> NrKy: I would agree with that lel
44:00 <Kynetic> i dont see how it is NrKy
44:00 <NrKy> religion doesn't make people bad, their actions do
45:00 <NrKy> or inaction in some cases
45:00 <xm> yes, but intolerance is defined by the world not the Bible
45:00 <ATS63> NrKy: and skin colour
45:00 <Kynetic> it certainly doesnt benefit in any way for being a 'religion'
45:00 <Picard> their are cunts in all religion, take the catholic church
45:00 <Maurice> Losing my religion
45:00 <xm> so you're saying what is dictated as 'tolerance' should override the 'bigotry' of the Bible>
45:00 <Picard> how many pedos have they hidden over the years?
45:00 <xm> ?
45:00 <ATS63> I don't think anyone takes my racisim sarcastically like I do :D
45:00 <Maurice> Serenity https://scontent-b-sjc.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/10304437_590972397678768_3885786872165573192_n.jpg?oh=1b084a7b7e197190a2961b670412cdc7&oe=546EEAC4
45:00 <Picard> muslims just blow things up
45:00 <NrKy> there are cunts in all human societies, religious or otherwise... they're like a certain percentage of any population sample
45:00 <Kynetic> cunts are everywhere
46:00 <Kynetic> i should know
46:00 <Kynetic> i am one.
46:00 <ATS63> Cunts everywhere. Fuck 'em. Bitches
46:00 <Serenity> haha Maurice
46:00 <Maurice> Can't Understand Normal Thinking
46:00 <Picard> im a cunt, i dont root little boys or blow up planes
46:00 <NrKy> islam has institutionalized paedophilia and called it "marriage"
46:00 <NrKy> hahah Maurice, i like that one
46:00 <Kynetic> thats if you take the quran literally
46:00 <Saemon> lol schappelle corbys bf got busted for drug posessiom
46:00 <Saemon> good one mate.
46:00 <Kynetic> if you take the bible literally you could do the same
46:00 <Picard> Saemon no
46:00 <Maurice> lulz Saemon
46:00 <ATS63> paedophilia is a grey area, and a cultural belief
46:00 <Maurice> Welcome to forever ago
46:00 <Picard> lol @ grey area
46:00 <Kynetic> says the paedophile
47:00 <xm> but what does that imply about a God who gives out the law but then to have Christians say "ok, we'll just ignore the bits that we feel uncomfortable with". if you believe that God is Ok with that what does that imply about God?
47:00 <Serenity> lol...
47:00 <Serenity> how is it a grey area
47:00 <Serenity> fucking kids is not ok.
47:00 <Picard> only a pedo would say that
47:00 <Kynetic> that god is inherantly flawed
47:00 <xm> God is immutable after all though
47:00 <ATS63> My wife is 14 years younger than me. If I started dating her when I first started having sex, I'd be a criminal. Yet its okay because we're both over 18 now?
47:00 <NrKy> Kynetic: it's a good thing then that in order to be seen as a 'good christian', you're expected to only take the acceptable bits of the bible, but in order to be a 'good muslim', you must adhere to the absolute word of god like some mindless zombie
47:00 <Maurice> Is he implying that the countries that allow 40yr old men to marry 11yr girls is ok?
47:00 <Kynetic> he is obviously.. only human.
47:00 <xm> it would only be flawed if the Christian's stance that God condones it holds
47:00 <Serenity> ATS63 thats a ridiculous thing to say. at 18 she is able to make an educated decision of who she wants to sleep wtih
47:00 <NrKy> the bible isn't the word of god, it's the word of man
47:00 <Serenity> at 10 she isnt
47:00 <Kynetic> NrKy no that is incorrect
48:00 <Picard> ATS63 she is a consenting adult u moron
48:00 <Kynetic> there are fanatical sects of both religions
48:00 <xm> 'inspired' means breathed
48:00 <Maurice> Even at 18 I didn't make the correct decision
48:00 <Kynetic> and they are the ones who take the texts literally
48:00 <Kynetic> even though to do so violates many modern laws
48:00 <Picard> Maurice nothings changed lol
48:00 <xm> it may have been written by men but it was inspired by God
48:00 <Maurice> How dare you
48:00 <Maurice> I'm fine with my old man
48:00 <Maurice> He's still younger and more attractive than you ;)
48:00 <Kynetic> god is all in your minds 
48:00 <NrKy> Kynetic: only the fanatical sects of christianity are busy killing catholics instead of anyone else, so nobody bats an eye
48:00 <Maurice> And he has hair
48:00 <Saemon> no matter what age they become, chicks will always be susceptable to opening their legs for the wrong guy
48:00 <ATS63> Just saying, what makes you believe she wouldn't of made the same choices at a younger age?
48:00 <Maurice> Big plus
48:00 <Kynetic> lol
49:00 <Saemon> provided the guy is manipulative enough
49:00 <Kynetic> im all for religious nuts killing each other
49:00 <Saemon> some player
49:00 <Kynetic> natural selection i say.
49:00 <xm> besides for prohpetic verses to take place it requires sight into the past, present and future
49:00 <Serenity> because shes not able to at 10 years old.
49:00 <Picard> i was doing a chic 15 when i was just 18 so i guess im a pedo?
49:00 <Maurice> (22:48:55) (ATS63): Just saying, what makes you believe she wouldn't of made the same choices at a younger age?
49:00 <Maurice> Wtf
49:00 <xm> and the Bible is a coherent set of 66 books
49:00 <Serenity> 10 year olds dont have the maturity to be abl eto make that decision
49:00 <Picard> we met when i was 17
49:00 <NrKy> Kynetic: yes, because i'm sure the poor cunts stuck out in the middle east that are being slaughtered on the basis of their religion all deserve it
49:00 <Saemon> like most of the characters michael maconahay plays
49:00 <Maurice> My son thinks he wants to clean graffiti for a living, pretty sure at 18 he'll have changed his mind
49:00 <doctor> my cats fur is very silky
49:00 <Serenity> technically it makes you an ephebophile
49:00 <Serenity> paedophillia is for pre pubscent children
49:00 <Picard> Serenity a what?
49:00 <NrKy> Serenity: bingo
49:00 <Kynetic> the bible is a bunch of mumbo jumbo put together by the powers that be in the distant past to keep people stupid.
50:00 <Kynetic> honestly
50:00 <ATS63> Serenity: what exactly is pre-pubescent?
50:00 <Kynetic> if you read that pile of shit from end to end
50:00 <ATS63> like 13?
50:00 <Serenity> uh no
50:00 <Maurice> We were given bibles in year 8, everyone used them as rollie papers
50:00 <Maurice> It's pre puberty..
50:00 <Kynetic> you realise its just a bunch of madmen rambling bullshit.
50:00 <NrKy> Kynetic: yes, it is, that's why real christians don't preach the bible as the only truth about god, we use our personal relationship with jesus to justify our faith
50:00 <Serenity> pre pubescent for a female is generally anything before 10-11
50:00 <Serenity> you know
50:00 <Serenity> before puberty
50:00 <Picard> i went to a catholic school we were fed bible shit from prep
50:00 <Serenity> .
50:00 <Kynetic> power to you then
50:00 <ATS63> < Serenity> paedophillia is for pre pubscent children
50:00 <Kynetic> if your philosophy basically equates to 'do as you will but harm none'
51:00 <Kynetic> then go for it
51:00 <Serenity> its not a hard concept
51:00 <Serenity> its before puberty
51:00 <NrKy> any christian who tells me that i need to kill someone because 'the lord commands it', isn't a christian
51:00 <Serenity> pre meaning before
51:00 <ATS63> So if you're 12 and you've reached puberty, its not pedophilia
51:00 <ATS63> Is that what you're saying?
51:00 <Kynetic> that is where my moral compass stems from
51:00 <Serenity> yes
51:00 <NrKy> ats: yes
51:00 <Serenity> because its not
51:00 <Kynetic> i do as i please
51:00 <Kynetic> but i dont aim to hurt anyone in the process
51:00 <NrKy> according to islam, once bled, safe to wed
51:00 <Saemon> thats waht the entire crusades was based on for centuries
51:00 <Kynetic> unless its Picard
51:00 <Saemon> GOD WILLS IT!
51:00 <Kynetic> cos he's just a cunt.
51:00 <Serenity> the correct term is ephebophilia
52:00 <Picard> Kynetic wtf
52:00 <Kynetic> old man
52:00 <NrKy> Saemon: that, and the fact that they took our biggest trading city so our economies were fucked
52:00 <Picard> u fucken cunt :P
52:00 <Kynetic> you love it.
52:00 <Maurice> I can't help but think, when guys are talking about the ins and outs of pedos, that they're secretly wanking to the convo
52:00 <ATS63> NrKy: I like how you've pissed everyone off so much the place is flooding with convo :D
52:00 <Maurice> Not Kynetic though, since he's asexual
52:00 <Picard> Maurice ewww
52:00 <Serenity> i dont see anyone pissed off
52:00 <Serenity> its just a convo
52:00 <NrKy> that's what i do best, ATS!
53:00 <NrKy> teabags, teabags all around!
53:00 <Saemon> <Picard> Maurice ewww 
53:00 <Saemon> the ones who acts all outraged and disgusted are probably the biggest culprits of them all
53:00 <Maurice> Shut up Saemon you legless pedo
53:00 <NrKy> Kynetic: huzzah!
53:00 <Picard> Saemon wanna watch me cum?
53:00 <ATS63> Saemon: very valid point
53:00 <Maurice> (22:49:40) (Serenity): technically it makes you an ephebophile
53:00 <Picard> wheel your chair over here
53:00 <NrKy> Picard: no, but feel free to type about it
53:00 <Maurice> I thought you were on your phone and typod
54:00 <Kynetic> Saemon is the biggest suss cunt in this channel
54:00 <Maurice> Then I googled lol
54:00 <Serenity> lol
54:00 <NrKy> hahaha
54:00 <Kynetic> i dont even rkn he's really disabled
54:00 <Serenity> most people have never heard of it
54:00 <NrKy> i don't have two legs
54:00 <Serenity> hes not disabled Kynetic
54:00 <Saemon> Picard i will wheel my tyres over ya adams apple mate
54:00 <Serenity> he admitted that ages ago
54:00 <Maurice> He's not, Kynetic
54:00 <Kynetic> see
54:00 <NrKy> .... i have THREE, MOTHERFUCKERS
54:00 <Kynetic> i dont even pay attention
54:00 <Maurice> But much like Gorman, the legless thing sticks
54:00 <Kynetic> and i figured that out
54:00 <milk> party circle jerk
54:00 <Serenity> LOL gorman
54:00 <xm> is he still around?
54:00 <Kynetic> Saemon stains.
54:00 <Maurice> https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xaf1/v/t1.0-9/10612813_274080546112376_3365864936402560056_n.jpg?oh=e4da3c26064883a241f58bf326d80796&oe=54800515&__gda__=1417076900_1c3987adb101b758f8de79b7df7fb147
54:00 <Serenity> i have no idea
55:00 <Maurice> Nah he's not
55:00 <Kynetic> you'd think you'd change your nick
55:00 <Maurice> He probably died of gangrene
55:00 <Kynetic> try a new persona
55:00 <Maurice> Saemon is next
55:00 <Kynetic> but no
55:00 <Serenity> he tries
55:00 <Kynetic> he's just stickin with it
55:00 <Serenity> but gets caught out in minutes
55:00 <Picard> Saemon dont fal out because when u are lying on the floor begging for help i will take a shit on your chin
55:00 <Maurice> I liked it best when he was his housemate
55:00 <Kynetic> is it because he's just a big fkn sad sack?
55:00 <Kynetic> Saemon... are you ok?
55:00 <Maurice> Ahh the good old last year
55:00 <Kynetic> do you need a hug?
55:00 <Kynetic> is that all it is?
55:00 <NrKy> i find it amusing that 20 years later, there are still people sitting on irc on a saturday night at 1am talking shit on #melbourne :) /nostalgia
56:00 <Kynetic> lol NrKy
56:00 <Kynetic> i have no life
56:00 <Kynetic> i have kids
56:00 <Serenity> im married with kids where else would I be
56:00 <Maurice> Where else would I be?
56:00 <Picard> lol NrKy you are here
56:00 <Maurice> I too have k
56:00 <Maurice> ids
56:00 <Kynetic> my life on a saturday night is drinking cheap port and speaking shit on irc
56:00 <Kynetic> :D
56:00 <Maurice> Get out of my head you two
56:00 <Saemon> im here cuz i have no friends
56:00 <Picard> Kynetic welcome to my world
56:00 <Saemon> im not ashamed to admit it
56:00 <NrKy> i'm at work on night shift.... 20 years after joining the lan scene and austnet, i'm now working for a telco, and fucking bored
56:00 <Kynetic> pfft i have friends
56:00 <Maurice> Wow man, you must be old
56:00 <Kynetic> but who has time for friensd when you have these tiny humans to look after
56:00 <NrKy> i started using austnet when i was like 10 :)
56:00 <FredFlinstone> yeah he must be 30
56:00 <Serenity> i spose i could drop the kids at grannys and squash myself into something tight n go hang out at the clubs
57:00 <Serenity> that seems a little desperate
57:00 <NrKy> FredFlinstone: bingo
57:00 <ATS63> I started using austnet on my super nintendo and gameboy
57:00 <Kynetic> i swear
57:00 <Maurice> So you were a pedos dream
57:00 <Picard> lol Serenity
57:00 <FredFlinstone> fuck off
57:00 <Saemon> muffin top
57:00 <Kynetic> the main reason me and lara are getting married
57:00 <Kynetic> is so we can fuck off for a week on our honeymoon without the kids
57:00 <Maurice> Pick me up on your way, Serenity
57:00 <Saemon> me 3
57:00 <Maurice> You can fuck off
57:00 <Serenity> we'll go to liquids
57:00 <Picard> NrKy are u the little kid who sent me cock pics?
57:00 <NrKy> honeymoon without the kids? eh? i must be chronologically-challenged here
57:00 <Kynetic> Maurice you can come too
57:00 <Maurice> I wouldn't breathe the same air as you
57:00 <Kynetic> Serenity you too
57:00 <Maurice> Yay Kynetic1
57:00 <Maurice> !
57:00 <Maurice> Where are we going
57:00 <Kynetic> we'll all goto phuket
57:00 <Serenity> woooo
57:00 <NrKy> Picard: you wish :)
58:00 <Picard> fuck off with phuket Kynetic
58:00 <NrKy> ladyboys!
58:00 <milk> is it going to be a Catholic Wedding?
58:00 <Kynetic> sit around, get drunk, and have orgies
58:00 <Maurice> NrKy, the days of marriage before children ended in the 1800s
58:00 <Picard> im going there monday
58:00 <Serenity> lol
58:00 <Kynetic> how long are you going for Picard?
58:00 <Picard> im gunna fuck the ladyboy why he does my wife
58:00 <NrKy> Maurice: yeah, try raising kids with a significant other to whom you're not legally wed.... trying to claim benefits to pay for the lil fuckers is a goddamned nightmare
58:00 <Picard> 7 nights
58:00 <Kynetic> true
58:00 <Picard> then 5 in k.l
58:00 <Kynetic> ill be there on sunday night
58:00 <Kynetic> we should meet up
58:00 <Picard> tomorrow?
58:00 <Maurice> Is it?
58:00 <Kynetic> ill be in patong beach
58:00 <Kynetic> nah next sunday
58:00 <Picard> same
59:00 <Picard> oh ok
59:00 <Picard> where u staying?
59:00 <Serenity> are you in another country NrKy
59:00 <Kynetic> umm
59:00 <Maurice> Must be lol
59:00 <Kynetic> key resort or something?
59:00 <Serenity> i never had problems not being married
59:00 <NrKy> Serenity: melbourne cbd dude
59:00 <Serenity> thts weird
59:00 <Picard> r-mar resort for me
59:00 <Kynetic> like 5 minutes from bangla road
59:00 <Serenity> wait you said raising
59:00 <Maurice> Me either
59:00 <Serenity> are they not yours?
59:00 <Picard> we are right on bangal i think
59:00 <Kynetic> party central
59:00 <Maurice> And I bet Kynetic hasnt either and hes the house bitch
59:00 <Picard> bangla*
59:00 <Kynetic> wait
59:00 <Kynetic> what?
59:00 <Saemon> you ppl go to these asian nation and commit all kinds of lewd debauchery and then when you've had your fill of disgracing the place, u high tail it back to australia
59:00 <NrKy> Serenity: try earning a decent (but not awesome) income, and raising kids with someone who's not a permanent resident, it's a nightmare in this cuntry
59:00 <Kynetic> im the house bitch its true
59:00 <Picard> Kynetic is a bitch?
59:00 <Saemon> no wonder they fucken hate us
00:00 <Maurice> Its ok Kynetic, so am I
00:00 <Picard> the ladyboy will fuck Kynetic?
00:00 <Kynetic> but thats because lara is a fucken lazy cunt.
00:00 <Serenity> oh that might make the difference
00:00 <NrKy> Saemon: thailand's huge profits from sex tourism say otherwise
00:00 <Serenity> that would suck
00:00 <Kynetic> mind you she works and i sit around reading reddit all day and masturbating to porn
00:00 <Maurice> Lol
00:00 <xm> lol
00:00 <NrKy> fuck thailand though, if you want hot WOMEN, go to vietnam!
00:00 <Maurice> I liked working, now I drop the kids and clean and nap and watch porn
00:00 <NrKy> you know, women with VAGINAS
00:00 <Picard> Kynetic how many times do u cum in a day?
00:00 <Kynetic> so i guess doing some housework and raising the kids is fair
00:00 <Maurice> Kids at school*
00:00 <Saemon> cant u get chicks here in australia?
00:00 <Serenity> im studying.. id rather be working lol
00:00 <Thoth> You'd have to be some kind of pathetic loser to go to south east asia to fuck someone
00:00 <Serenity> studying is tiring
00:00 <Kynetic> Picard usually at least once
01:00 <NrKy> Saemon: who the hell wants an aussie chick?
01:00 <Maurice> Napping is tiring
01:00 <milk> naminaids
01:00 <Maurice> After I have a nap I need another one
01:00 <Picard> Saemon wheel off will u
01:00 <xm> Vietnamese women are quite popular with Koreans and Taiwanese men
01:00 <Kynetic> sometimes i go on my man period though and dont masturbate for like a week
01:00 <Picard> once?
01:00 <Picard> wtf
01:00 <Picard> u poor cunt
01:00 <Saemon> wats wromg with an aussie chick?
01:00 <Kynetic> i have kids
01:00 <xm> the ones that cant get women in their own native country
01:00 <Picard> lol
01:00 <NrKy> self-entitled man-haters
01:00 <Kynetic> its not like i can just whip it out whenever
01:00 <Picard> ok
01:00 <Thoth> Kynetic: testosertone is good for muscles yo dawg
01:00 <Saemon> Serenity and Maurice are aussie chicks NrKy. careful what u say.
01:00 <Serenity> NrKy you're supposed to hit on the straight girls man
01:00 <Serenity> not the butch lesso
01:00 <Serenity> s
01:00 <Maurice> I can but only between the hours of 9am and 2pm
02:00 <MadScientist> LOL
02:00 <Kynetic> im certainly not going to get prostate cancer
02:00 <NrKy> xm: actually it's simple biology.... i cant get wood for white girls, but hot little viet girls make me blow my load :)
02:00 <Picard> id like to watch Serenity and Maurice fuck
02:00 <Serenity> get out of it shes all mine
02:00 <Maurice> You wouldn't be invited
02:00 <Kynetic> boobies make me hard.
02:00 <NrKy> Serenity: i tried for 15 years and said "fuck this, where are the women who will actually fuck me?!?"
02:00 <Kynetic> i like boobies.
02:00 <Picard> i like boobies and penis
02:00 <Picard> ladyboy is my heaven
02:00 <milk> smack chicks fuck you over after you get married and they get citizenship
02:00 <Kynetic> and bald patches?
02:00 <Picard> yes 
02:00 <Picard> smooth bald heads
02:00 <Maurice> Grosss, I just had my own turner and hooch dog in the form of the cat, she shook her head and dribble went flying
03:00 <Picard> mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
03:00 <xm> NrKy, the reason why they find it harder to get women in their own country has to do with the women over there being more educated, career oriented and snobby. so the men who are 'inferior' to most of them look elsewhere
03:00 <Kynetic> you'll be hangin out at the crocodile bar then ay Picard?
03:00 <Picard> nfi Kynetic
03:00 <Saemon> Picard why u turning into beehhh now?
03:00 <NrKy> xm: it's the case here
03:00 <Kynetic> apparently thats where all the ladyboys are
03:00 <Picard> ive never been to phuket
03:00 <Kynetic> lol
03:00 <Kynetic> neither have i
03:00 <Kynetic> just been reading up about it
03:00 <Picard> lol u know this how?
03:00 <Maurice> My sister went a couple of years ago
03:00 <Picard> where is romperstomper when u need the cunt
03:00 <NrKy> so many of us IT guys are looked at by aussie women as 'antisocial geeks', but azn birds fucken love us
03:00 <Saemon> phuket = fuck it
03:00 <xm> well i know a few people that have married Asian women and could have had pretty much any other woman too though
03:00 <Kynetic> i cant wait to try all the food
03:00 <Saemon> u can fuck anything there
03:00 <Picard> i love thai food
03:00 <Thoth> NrKy: you meet all the sluts at coles btw
03:00 <Kynetic> Saemon if you were there.. could i fuck you?
03:00 <Thoth> They work there
04:00 <Picard> we could tag team Saemon
04:00 <Saemon> spit roast me
04:00 <NrKy> Thoth: coles in Elizabeth St next to flinders st station is full of skanky ho-bags on a saturday night :)
04:00 <Saemon> lol
04:00 <Picard> take his chair he cant get away
04:00 <Kynetic> probably the best action he'd had in ages
04:00 <xm> but yeah, that stereotype about IT guys and Asian females...known too many
04:00 <Maurice> I would tip Saemon out of his wheelchair then run him over with it
04:00 <Thoth> NrKy: exactly. Fuck one of them.
04:00 <Kynetic> i wouldnt tip Saemon
04:00 <Saemon> i would bite your dick off Picard
04:00 <Kynetic> he's not worth it
04:00 <Thoth> They're probably a better catch than any bitch whos in a bar/pub/club
04:00 <Saemon> in the middle of the blow job
04:00 <Kynetic> Saemon you need teeth to do that
04:00 <Maurice> Ah, he waits until the middle
04:00 <Maurice> Poof
04:00 <fawks> Tap this 8=====D
04:00 <Picard> im sticking it in your arse not your mouth
05:00 <NrKy> the neverending dilemma of the IT geek: can't find a girl who is attracted to him, can't get a girl to fuck him that isn't already a raging slutbag
05:00 <fawks> Ty
05:00 <milk> you marry azn chick, she gets citizenship and divorces you, then azn chick marries azn dude he gets citizenship and they hire lawyer to get your stuff
05:00 <Picard> Bastardly_One
05:00 <fawks> Tyvm
05:00 <Saemon> i will make sure i eat a whole packet of lacteeze tablets
05:00 <Picard> u old cunt, did u die
05:00 <Kynetic> you have a very hard penis fawks
05:00 <fawks> hehehhe
05:00 <Kynetic> you must be proud
05:00 <Saemon> have fun swimming in my liquid shit
05:00 <Picard> fawks can fuck me
05:00 <fawks> .
05:00 <fawks> pls
05:00 <Saemon> while u attempt to fuck my ass
05:00 <fawks> fawks has standards 
05:00 <Thoth> NrKy: or, an alternative. Make friends with somebody who has hot sisters. Thats how I met my wife. Hahahaha
05:00 <Kynetic> she might catch something though Picard
05:00 <NrKy> milk: 'stuff'.... hahah, you assume that having a wife and kids means you have 'stuff' for them to take 
05:00 <xm> but the newer generations of Asian assimilate fairly well. i know a few bogan types of Asians. and for some reason the newgen of Asian females tend to be even louder than white women i know
05:00 <Picard> we will make your arse bleed Saemon
05:00 <xm> Asians*
06:00 <NrKy> too many dudes see "lets be friends" as a loss... shit man, you just gained a female wingman
06:00 <Kynetic> im not really into ass blood
06:00 <Kynetic> i dont mind some screaming though
06:00 <Saemon> xm thats cuz asians are naturally loud already anyway
06:00 <milk> like that old saying "Russian bride come with Russian husband".
06:00 <Thoth> Female wingmen are useless
06:00 <xm> Saemon, that's Cantonese people
06:00 <Saemon> ever heard a vietnamese or chinese lady on the phone?
06:00 <Picard> Saemon needs a fisting
06:00 <Picard> without lube
06:00 <NrKy> Saemon: every fucking day
06:00 <Saemon> now just take that loudness and put english in there
06:00 <Kynetic> Thoth always?
06:00 <Kynetic> or just mostly?
06:00 <Thoth> Kynetic: mostly
07:00 <xm> yes, females will always get jealous
07:00 <Kynetic> maybe if you take her to a swingers club
07:00 <Kynetic> you'll have more success
07:00 <Picard> well fuck this, i have a plane to catch in the morning
07:00 <Saemon> NrKy - loofy is that u?
07:00 <Kynetic> Picard
07:00 <NrKy> Saemon: i leave the room when my wife gets on the phone, i can't stand hearing her and her relatives scream at eachother on the phone.... INSIDE VOICE FFS!!! vietnamese and cantonese have no 'quiet version'
07:00 <Kynetic> next sunday night
07:00 <Picard> yes Kynetic
07:00 <Kynetic> when do you leave
07:00 <Saemon> lol it is you loof
07:00 <Kynetic> the monday?
07:00 <NrKy> loof?
07:00 <Picard> we can share a ladyboy?
07:00 <Picard> or share lara?
07:00 <Kynetic> yup
07:00 <xm> yeah, viets can be loud as well
07:00 <Kynetic> meet you in the crocodile bar on bangla rd
07:00 <Kynetic> we'll share a ladyboy
08:00 <Picard> monday at 10am, fly to k.l
08:00 <Thoth> Kynetic: well if I were single, the trouble with that is.. my best candidate would never do that because she works in a brothel (not as a hooker)
08:00 <Kynetic> ill fuck her in the ass and she can fuck you
08:00 <Picard> yeah and i know what u look like lol
08:00 <Picard> Kynetic deal
08:00 <Kynetic> i know youre an old bald cunt
08:00 <Picard> if its got tits it can do me
08:00 <Kynetic> cant be that hard to find
08:00 <NrKy> Kynetic: who on #melbourne isnt?
08:00 <Picard> lol in phuket?
08:00 <Picard> they are all old bald cunts
08:00 <Kynetic> NrKy o/
08:00 <Kynetic> oh
08:00 <Kynetic> i guess youre right
09:00 <Picard> pity im taking the wife
09:00 <Picard> lol
09:00 <NrKy> fuck man, some of the old #melbourne meets in the nineties were a fucking freakfest :)
09:00 <Kynetic> we can fuck her too
09:00 <xm> Picard, after you return back home from Thailand will we be seeing your persona 'Shazza' again?
09:00 <Picard> u can, i will watch
09:00 <xm> except maybe perm this time
09:00 <Kynetic> done
09:00 <Picard> lol xm
09:00 <Kynetic> you fuck your ladyboy
09:00 <Kynetic> ill fuck Picards wife
09:00 <Picard> can u fuck lara?
09:00 <Picard> and u watch
09:00 <Kynetic> no
09:00 <Picard> why no?
09:00 <Kynetic> lol
09:00 <Picard> i will leave a tip
09:00 <Kynetic> you'd have to ask her
10:00 <Kynetic> just the tip?
10:00 <Kynetic> lol
10:00 <Picard> 500 baht for the night
10:00 <Saemon> isnt there politcal unrest in thailand atm?
10:00 <NrKy> shit man, i wish Stalactites weren't run by chinese that can't cook gyros for shit... i want a souvlaki, but all i can get at this time of night is a kebab, bah
10:00 <Kynetic> whats that... like.. $10?
10:00 <Picard> Saemon yes, mostly in bangcock
10:00 <xm> is that the Greek place?
10:00 <xm> where they had that fight
10:00 <NrKy> Saemon: there is always political unrest in thailand, it's full of thai ffs
10:00 <Saemon> u risk getting shot in the head with a stray bullet
10:00 <Picard> $1 = 30 baht
10:00 <Saemon> if u go there
10:00 <Kynetic> the political unrest is up north
10:00 <Picard> not going to bangmycock
10:00 <Kynetic> the tourist areas are just that.. tourist areas
11:00 <Saemon> i see
11:00 <NrKy> tourist traps, huzzah
11:00 <Kynetic> they want ur tourist cock and money
11:00 <Picard> i know im going to get ripped off when i buy shit
11:00 <milk> seriously? I fuck someones daughter for $10
11:00 <Saemon> are you guys gona get those badass tattoos?
11:00 <NrKy> xm: yep, the greek place near melb central
11:00 <xm> NrKy, i saw in that restaurant fighting video that one of the waiters was Asian. he was just standing there watching them all fight
11:00 <Saemon> where the monk hammers it on
11:00 <Picard> doing the $ conversion in my head lol
11:00 <Kynetic> Picard haggle then
11:00 <Kynetic> pay attention to prices
11:00 <xm> i think he was the tallest guy there too
11:00 <xm> but probably couldnt fight
11:00 <Picard> i got told offer then about half the price they first ask for
11:00 <Kynetic> you see it for 100 baht somewhere and theyre trying to sell it for 200 you offer em 80
12:00 <NrKy> xm: if you worked retail, would you give a shit about a few muzza's bashing eachother?
12:00 <Picard> and they always say " this price good for you, good for me"
12:00 <Kynetic> then you walk away
12:00 <xm> they were Iranians werent they?
12:00 <xm> or Iraqis
12:00 <Kynetic> and they go 'oh ok ok i take it'
12:00 <Saemon> are yous gona learn muay thai?
12:00 <xm> or something
12:00 <NrKy> xm: something like that
12:00 <Thoth> negotiating on price makes thailand so irritating
12:00 <Kynetic> cos at the end of the day they want monehs
12:00 <Thoth> I'd rather cunts don't try to rip me
12:00 <Kynetic> thats just how it is over there
12:00 <Picard> maybe i can buy a ladyboy and bring her home
12:00 <Saemon> swing swong lar
12:00 <Kynetic> at the end of the day.. even when youre being 'ripped off'
13:00 <Kynetic> its still cheap.
13:00 <Saemon> thats how u say good morning in thai
13:00 <Picard> yeah 
13:00 <NrKy> fucking hell, it's the same in vietnam... every price they offer, if it's not written on a ticket on the shelf, i immediately half the price and start walking
13:00 <xm> wish i was there when that incident took place. it surely has its place in history now
13:00 <Picard> im going to ride an elephant
13:00 <xm> MelBourne KulCha
13:00 <Kynetic> i bet you are
13:00 <Picard> lol
13:00 <Picard> Kynetic i am
13:00 <Kynetic> you filthy animal 
13:00 <Kynetic> yeah i saw you can do that
13:00 <Saemon> by ride do u mean in the sexual sense?
13:00 <Saemon> ong bak
13:00 <NrKy> xm: just hang out on lygon street on a saturday night, same thing every week
13:00 <Kynetic> im thiking about going over to the phi phi islands
13:00 <Picard> it cost fuck all
13:00 <Thoth> Also I swear that racisim is quite popular in thailand. A good portion of the population hate aussies
13:00 <Kynetic> to do some snorkeling
13:00 <Picard> $30 for an hour
13:00 <Kynetic> and checkout the tsunami damage
14:00 <Picard> phi phi is awesome, my mate was there at xmas
14:00 <NrKy> everyone hates aussies, we're cunts because we were born in to a country with one culture
14:00 <Saemon> apparently thais hates blacks waaaaaaaay more than any western civilation ever has
14:00 <Saemon> their views on black ppl
14:00 <milk> there are ads on the web for chinese lady for sex if you have free living space
14:00 <BlackDevil> im going to poop on Picard's chair
14:00 <Saemon> are worser then american 1960s southeners
14:00 <Kynetic> milk are you putting them up?
14:00 <Picard> milk hook me up 
14:00 <NrKy> thai hate indians though... everyone does
14:00 <Kynetic> ill let you live in my basement
14:00 <Kynetic> if you give me sex
14:00 <Saemon> no they dont NrKy
14:00 <Picard> indians smell
14:00 <xm> NrKy, when you're at a LAN and someone brings in a white girl... does everyone look at her and whisper?????
14:00 <Saemon> bhuddha was indian
14:00 <Kynetic> its because of all the curry they eat
15:00 <BlackDevil> Picard mate, http://rabbitstash.tumblr.com/post/95995167944
15:00 <Picard> no
15:00 <Saemon> alot of thai culture and relgion is heavily influenced by india
15:00 <Kynetic> mind you asians think we smell like rotten milk
15:00 <BlackDevil> CLICK IT
15:00 <BlackDevil> you are my mate
15:00 <NrKy> xm: people bring in white girls at the lans i attend?
15:00 <xm> Bhuddha was Nepalese anyway
15:00 <Kynetic> lol
15:00 <Kynetic> bhudda was a dude
15:00 <Saemon> same thing close enough
15:00 <xm> Buddha*
15:00 <Picard> im not your mate
15:00 <Kynetic> if there was ever a religion i could get behind
16:00 <Picard> Kynetic wjere is lara
16:00 <Kynetic> its bhuddhism
16:00 <NrKy> thai have fought for their freedoms from so many dictators, indians have not... thai look down on them for that
16:00 <Picard> where
16:00 <Kynetic> Picard shes in bed
16:00 <Saemon> whys that Kynetic
16:00 <BlackDevil> you are my mate Picard, click it
16:00 <Picard> wake the bitch up
16:00 <Kynetic> its fkn 115am
16:00 <Kynetic> what do you expect
16:00 <Picard> tell her we are wofe swapping next sunday
16:00 <Kynetic> shes got wedding shit on tomorrow with her mum
16:00 <Picard> wife
16:00 <Kynetic> im not doing shit.
16:00 <Picard> u weak prick 
16:00 <BlackDevil> Kynetic mate, http://rabbitstash.tumblr.com/post/95995167944
16:00 <Picard> pussy whipped already lol
16:00 <Kynetic> cos i get the house to myself all day tomorrow
16:00 <Kynetic> so i can masturbate all day long
16:00 <Picard> pics?
16:00 <NrKy> if anyone believes buddhists are incapable of killing, they don't watch the news :)
17:00 <Kynetic> cumshots?
17:00 <Picard> hell yes
17:00 <Kynetic> or just rock hard cock pics?
17:00 <xm> India has too many different people to form large enough groups to unite against rulers or have a proper civil war
17:00 <Picard> will u eat it?
17:00 <Thoth> NrKy: thats a good point. I can't think of anybody who likes indians
17:00 <Kynetic> fuck no
17:00 <NrKy> Kynetic: can i visit for the day? i dont even remember the last time i had a 'free to fap' day
17:00 <Picard> aww cmon
17:00 <Kynetic> you can though
17:00 <Picard> deal
17:00 <milk> NSFW, as per Picards request: http://www.localssexhookup.com/imigrant2/?voluumdata=vid..00000001-7afb-4d63-8000-000000000000__vpid..4cae5000-2aef-11e4-8882-1088056f6b5e__caid..4b1d8beb-892a-4520-9a6d-6f5629a1e461__lid..49c65731-3078-4346-8898-718eeba422fd__rt..D__oid1..13f94352-347b-4605-81ab-7fc2379fb074__var1..ox575592&s1=ox575592
17:00 <xm> the first suicide bombers were Buddhists i think
17:00 <Thoth> Corporations hoping to cut expendature? Doesn't really count
17:00 <Kynetic> ill post it to you
17:00 <xm> in Sri Lanka
17:00 <Picard> i will eat your cum off laras tits
17:00 <NrKy> xm: india has a caste system that keeps any rebellions in place
17:00 <Saemon> india is a cesspit of sub-human conditions
17:00 <Kynetic> Picard only if i can fuck your wife in the arse
17:00 <NrKy> Saemon: that
17:00 <Saemon> its really quite fucken filthy
17:00 <Kynetic> lol
17:00 <Saemon> should get nuked
18:00 <NrKy> try riding the cranbourne and pakenham line
18:00 <xm> yes, and it still does. you wont be able to get a job in certain places because of your caste
18:00 <Saemon> to sterilise the place
18:00 <Picard> we really should wife swap sunday
18:00 <Kynetic> 10pm sunday night next week.. crocodile bar
18:00 <xm> they are the group that are least likely to marry outside of their religion too
18:00 <Picard> deal
18:00 <Kynetic> ill fkn be there
18:00 <Picard> your shout lol
18:00 <Saemon> and the rape of women
18:00 <NrKy> fuck the caste system and fuck anyone that brings it with them in to their place of employment (says the guy working in IT...)
18:00 <Kynetic> make it midnight actually
18:00 <Saemon> its out of control there
18:00 <Picard> lol
18:00 <xm> i suppose it does help with the arranged marriage thing
18:00 <Kynetic> i think we get in pretty late
18:00 <Picard> what time does your flight get in?
18:00 <Kynetic> cos we changeover in singapore or some shit
18:00 <xm> heh
18:00 <Thoth> milk: dufuq? "Question 1: Do you have free living space and shower to share?" - are their women dirty or something?
18:00 <Picard> oh ok
18:00 <Saemon> when a women gets raped in a full bus and no one does a thing
18:00 <Saemon> u got a problem/
18:00 <Kynetic> nah i think we get in late afternoon 
18:00 <Picard> we are flying malaysia
19:00 <Kynetic> fuck i dunno
19:00 <xm> NrKy, just the word "IT" alone makes people think of you as some guy who fixes paper jams :P
19:00 <Kynetic> we leave goldcoast at like 6am
19:00 <Kynetic> so who the fuck konws
19:00 <Picard> melb to kuala lumpur, then phuket
19:00 <NrKy> xm: printers? LOL, what is this, 1980?
19:00 <Kynetic> gold coast to singapore here then to phuket
19:00 <Picard> its about 8 hours flight i think
19:00 <xm> yes, but a lot of people have no clue
19:00 <Kynetic> yeah the first leg is huge
19:00 <xm> 'oh you work in IT? i have this printer that doesnt work..."
19:00 <NrKy> xm: the average IQ of the human race IS 100... so yeah
19:00 <Kynetic> the last bit is just an hour or so
20:00 <Picard> yeah, hour and 10 from k.l to phuket
20:00 <Kynetic> xm thats when you light a lighter and burn it.
20:00 <NrKy> xm: my response "that sounds awesome, you fix cars, i have a motorbike that needs servicing..."
20:00 <xm> lol
20:00 <Picard> but its only 15 mins later because of the time difference
20:00 <Picard> i fly to melb tomorrow then fly out at 7am monday
20:00 <Kynetic> you should goto bed then ay
20:00 <Picard> nuh fuck sleep
20:00 <Kynetic> have some more meth ay
20:00 <Picard> i plan on sleeping on the plane 
20:00 <NrKy> sleep is for those who can afford the time to fap three times a day
21:00 <xm> ill tell people i work in IT when i cant be stuffed explaining anything and let them go off with the stereotype im standing at the printer fixing paper jams or installing windows
21:00 <Picard> fucken 8 hours 
21:00 <Kynetic> if you want meth in thailand
21:00 <Kynetic> you ask the hookers for 'yaba'
21:00 <Picard> no thanks
21:00 <xm> go to North Korea for cheap meth
21:00 <Kynetic> lulz
21:00 <Picard> i dont wanna spent the next 15 years in a thai prison
21:00 <xm> it's like tea for guests over there
21:00 <xm> seriously
21:00 <Kynetic> goto north korea for a quick death.
21:00 <Picard> lol
21:00 <Saemon> IT ppl are scumbags, they get paid by the hour. stretch out a 5 minute job to a full hour
21:00 <Thoth> xm: thats why I got out of IT. Never looked back :)
21:00 <NrKy> xm: when people ask me what i do, i assume that they're interested, so i tell them "I'm a Network Security expert".... then after the blank stares, to fuck with them, i say "I'm a hacker"
22:00 <Picard> Saemon shut the fuck up
22:00 <Saemon> caught one dude once just kept on screwing and unscrewing the screws on the pc tower case
22:00 <xm> Thoth, what sort of stuff were you doing in IT?
22:00 <Thoth> I'm still a massive nerd though
22:00 <NrKy> Saemon: paid by the hour you say.... i wish, lol
22:00 <Saemon> told him to get the fuck outta my house
22:00 <xm> haha NrKy 
22:00 <Picard> Saemon or what? you run him over?
22:00 <Thoth> xm: pos systems mostly
22:00 <Kynetic> saemon obviously thinks everything in IT is fixed by hitting a reset button.
22:00 <Picard> lol
22:00 <xm> 'have you seen the Matrix?'
22:00 <NrKy> if i were paid by the hour i could get shit done in half the time and charge for the rest of the hour and go to the fucken pub
22:00 <xm> at my first job there was an IT guy in another dept that came to work everyday in a black trenchcoat and sunnies
23:00 <Saemon> or i stab him with my carving knife Picard.
23:00 <xm> summer or winter
23:00 <Picard> how can u do that?
23:00 <Kynetic> you couldnt stab anyone Saemon
23:00 <xm> POS? as in software for POS?
23:00 <xm> probably delphi then
23:00 <Saemon> errrrr
23:00 <Kynetic> with your pissy muscles
23:00 <Saemon> hold the knife in my hand
23:00 <Picard> he can outrun you on wheels
23:00 <Thoth> xm: yes. and no, java
23:00 <NrKy> xm: one job i did that and i was called Neo for the secondment... another one i worked night shifts, so they called me Gollum, ffs
23:00 <Kynetic> oh ok
23:00 <Picard> moron
23:00 <Saemon> and thrust it forward with speed and force
23:00 <Kynetic> maybe if someone fell on it
23:00 <Picard> lol
23:00 <Picard> speed?
23:00 <Kynetic> while you lay there whimpering
23:00 <Thoth> xm: we also did poker machines
23:00 <xm> fun
23:00 <xm> rig them all
24:00 <Saemon> picard your the last person to laugh at my speed mate
24:00 <Thoth> no uhh
24:00 <Picard> u legless cunt
24:00 <Saemon> u old fatso
24:00 <xm> come back later on with a disguise
24:00 <NrKy> Thoth: did you work for Visionstream by any chance?
24:00 <Kynetic> do poker machines still run on xp?
24:00 <Saemon> lose some weight cunt 
24:00 <Saemon> call jenny craig
24:00 <NrKy> or Bytecraft
24:00 <Picard> i bet you $10000 i can outrun u
24:00 <Saemon> outroll me you mean
24:00 <Picard> cmon legs lets run
24:00 <Thoth> even businesses that should have money to protect their revenue... don't necessarily, and are cunts to work for
24:00 <Saemon> ok sure slim
24:00 <Saemon> lets race
24:00 <Picard> 50 mt running race
24:00 <Picard> lol
24:00 <xm> most software for POS stuff ive heard is done in delphi
24:00 <Kynetic> Picard i bet you $10000 lara could make you blow your load quicker than your wife can make me blow mine.
24:00 <Saemon> rolling race in your case
24:00 <Picard> $10000 in each, winner takes all
24:00 <Thoth> a pub who has poker machines, their revenue depends on it
25:00 <NrKy> delphi.... holy shit balls batman, 1970 called
25:00 <Saemon> my wheels roll
25:00 <Saemon> while you
25:00 <Picard> lol Kynetic
25:00 <Thoth> a business with pos, depends on the pos for revenue
25:00 <Saemon> your body rolls
25:00 <Picard> really?
25:00 <xm> i didnt like it because it was too pascal-like
25:00 <Thoth> its essentially a tax. I don't know why clients never viewed it that way
25:00 <Thoth> The bloke I worked for seems to love it but. Good for him
25:00 <Kynetic> fuck pokies
25:00 <Kynetic> i might stick $5 on keno every once in a blue moon
25:00 <Kynetic> but thats about it
25:00 <NrKy> i used to work for vic gov in the dept that handled gaming, fucking hated it, the customers were complete cunts
26:00 <Picard> Kynetic how much for a night with lara?
26:00 <xm> Thoth, do you still code as a hobby?
26:00 <Kynetic> $2000 mate.
26:00 <Picard> deal
26:00 <Thoth> xm: only if required
26:00 <Serenity> [11:25pm] <@Kynetic> Picard i bet you $10000 lara could make you blow your load quicker than your wife can make me blow mine.
26:00 <Serenity> i want to see this
26:00 <Kynetic> lol
26:00 <Picard> lol Serenity
26:00 <Thoth> xm: most my hobby these days is rock climbing
26:00 <Serenity> ill be the timer
26:00 <Picard> i go alright Kynetic
26:00 <NrKy> outdoors... you don't have kids, thoth?
26:00 <Picard> lol
26:00 <Thoth> xm: the hand thing kind of fucked that over but :(
26:00 <BlackDevil> hate my mate come back Serenity?
26:00 <BlackDevil> has
26:00 <Serenity> not that ive seen BlackDevil
26:00 <xm> it's not a perm problem is it
27:00 <Serenity> you upset him
27:00 <Thoth> NrKy: no, and don't plan on it
27:00 <xm> you should have a full recovery right
27:00 <Picard> where is Bastardly_One
27:00 <BlackDevil> i dont give a fuck
27:00 <NrKy> ahh, hence the actual hobbies
27:00 <Picard> did the old cunt drop dead?
27:00 <Saemon> ^
27:00 <Saemon> ^^
27:00 <Thoth> xm: yes. Also the guy who did it, lul, got 6 months
27:00 <Saemon> ^^^
27:00 <Saemon> lol
27:00 <Thoth> However thats equal to my predicted recovery
27:00 <Saemon> he probably had a coughing fit
27:00 <xm> did he have any prior convictions?
27:00 <xm> lol
27:00 <Thoth> Yes, many
27:00 <NrKy> Thoth: injury due to too much fapping?
27:00 <xm> oh right
27:00 <Saemon> dumbcunt still smokes while his lungs are like melted
28:00 <Picard> maybe he choked on a 10yo sausage
28:00 <xm> you know...get some contacts in the prison
28:00 <Saemon> rofl
28:00 <Serenity> hahah @ hence actual hobbies
28:00 <xm> if you know what i mean
28:00 <Serenity> its funny cause its true
28:00 <Thoth> lel
28:00 <Thoth> I have family in cs
28:00 <NrKy> kids = no hobbies, fuck
28:00 <Picard> Serenity can i eat my cum off your tits?
28:00 <Serenity> if you have to
28:00 <Picard> realy?
28:00 <Saemon> that hot
28:00 <Picard> id do that for u
28:00 <Serenity> yeah go on
28:00 <xm> the paper work side would be good for cover ups
29:00 <xm> but i mean for the warden to turn a blind eye while a huge maroi sodomite is put in the same cell
29:00 <NrKy> i have a garage full of warhammer, dungeons and dragons books, an epic fucking gaming rig, and none of it ever gets used anymore :( it's my 'old hobby shit and the commuter motorcycle' storage unit now
29:00 <xm> maori*
29:00 <Thoth> I really miss the ledge @ syd uni
29:00 <Saemon> while you're in such an allowing mood, can u lick my cum off your feet?
29:00 <Picard> tasty
29:00 <Thoth> I was going there like every 2nd day :(
29:00 <Saemon> can i*
29:00 <Thoth> Up to mums on the weekends for outdoor trips
29:00 <Thoth> I'm actually a little depressed about it :(
29:00 <Saemon> lol
29:00 <xm> NrKy, but there is always time for IRC 
29:00 <xm> :D
29:00 <Saemon> who goes on outdoor trips anymore
30:00 <Saemon> thats to 80s
30:00 <NrKy> xm: i'm at work, so our network works so well that shit all happens now :)
30:00 <Saemon> thats so*
30:00 <Picard> mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
30:00 <Saemon> yakkity yak yakity yak
30:00 <BlackDevil> xm mate, http://rabbitstash.tumblr.com/post/95995167944
30:00 <Thoth> Saemon: I bet you're too good to drink your own urine, too
30:00 <NrKy> outdoor trips? with the price of petrol.... best of luck with that :)
30:00 <Saemon> haha
31:00 <xm> serves the guy right, BlackDevil 
31:00 <Serenity> Thoth dont be too sure. he pisses in a jug
31:00 <Serenity> and tips it in the kitchen sink
31:00 <Thoth> ewww
31:00 <Picard> lol
31:00 <Picard> over the plates?
31:00 <NrKy> lol #justindianthings
31:00 <Thoth> How the fuck do people do that?
32:00 <Thoth> I once knew a guy who'd piss in mugs. Never asked for a drink at his place ever
32:00 <Serenity> .........
32:00 <Serenity> yuccccccck
32:00 <Serenity> piss belongs in the toilet.
32:00 <Thoth> I don't care how well he washes them. Its absolute filth
32:00 <Maurice> And puts our names in it
32:00 <Saemon> lol
32:00 <Picard> lol Thoth
32:00 <Serenity> oh yeah writes our names on his filthy piss jug
32:00 <NrKy> we used to have this bloke in our group at school who used to piss in beer bottles.... he fucking stopped doing it once we poured them on him after someone mixed up the drinks
32:00 <xm> Thoth, especially if he'll be pouring frothy beer in it
32:00 <Saemon> that was awesome though Serenity
33:00 <Saemon> u gotta admit thay
33:00 <Picard> i cum in a glass once
33:00 <Saemon> it was an awesome diss
33:00 <Serenity> it was not
33:00 <Serenity> awesome
33:00 <Serenity> at all
33:00 <Maurice> It wasn't even a diss
33:00 <Serenity> diss at him maybe
33:00 <Thoth> NrKy: someone drank his piss? lel
33:00 <Saemon> thats guys a true grott Thoth
34:00 <Saemon> i pee into a jug
34:00 <Serenity> why
34:00 <NrKy> Thoth: yeah, so he poured it over the bloke's head
34:00 <Saemon> i certianly wouldnt ever drink from it
34:00 <xm> ive never been very drunk. is it possible for someone to be so wasted they'd skull down actual piss ?
34:00 <Thoth> NrKy: don't blame him, I would too
34:00 <Picard> because its better then peeing down his leg
34:00 <NrKy> lol
34:00 <Kynetic> back
34:00 <Saemon> i even hold the jug handle with a folded tissue paper
34:00 <Kynetic> fuck you lot talk a lot of shit in 5 minutes
34:00 <Serenity> [11:34pm] <xm> ive never been very drunk. is it possible for someone to be so wasted they'd skull down actual piss ?
34:00 <Saemon> i dont want to waste water with flushing
34:00 <Picard> Kynetic wb
34:00 <Maurice> What if, Saemon pretended to have no legs, then got 'caught out' saying it was a lie, but actually it was the truth all along
34:00 <Kynetic> i go off to wack some nuggets in the oven
34:00 <NrKy> then there's always those chinese dudes who go to crown casino and wear shorts so they can piss at their table if they need to go, because they're superstitious cunts
34:00 <Serenity> well one time i was so drunk that i skulled down emu export that someone put in my glass
35:00 <Saemon> and its easier than going all the way to the toilet
35:00 <Serenity> so thats close enough
35:00 <Thoth> Similar to alcoholics though. Many people piss in beer bottles and leave them on the street. Desperate alcoholics come along and hope its alcohol. Yuck
35:00 <Kynetic> and my screen is a wall of text
35:00 <xm> good point. ive tried that. terrible, terrible stuff
35:00 <Serenity> its awful
35:00 <NrKy> i was once so drunk that i drank a whole fucking bottle of VB... holy shit balls
35:00 <Kynetic> i prefer to just piss on the street
35:00 <Kynetic> rather than into a bottle
35:00 <Serenity> i want nuggets
35:00 <Maurice> EE is toilet swill
35:00 <Serenity> god im so hungry
35:00 <Saemon> thats agaisnt the law
35:00 <Picard> piss in the phuket pool
35:00 <Kynetic> you can have some of my nuggets Serenity
35:00 <Saemon> public urination
36:00 <Kynetic> do you like mustard sauce?
36:00 <Serenity> yayy
36:00 <Serenity> yess
36:00 <Kynetic> with just a dash of tomato sauce thrown in?
36:00 <Maurice> This sounds like a set up
36:00 <NrKy> fuck, now i wanna go to elizabeth st maccas and grab some nuggets with mustard sauce....
36:00 <Serenity> hungry jacks keeps showing their stacker burger ads
36:00 <Serenity> cunts
36:00 <Saemon> those are awesome
36:00 <Serenity> ofc Kynetic
36:00 <Kynetic> i miss ads
36:00 <Saemon> the bbq in them
36:00 <Kynetic> sometimes
36:00 <Saemon> mmmmness
36:00 <NrKy> the kfc stacker burgers are fucking tiny and a huge ripoff
36:00 <Kynetic> i dont even have free to air hooked up to my tv atm
36:00 <NrKy> ads? wtf is this?
37:00 <Kynetic> and ive been living in this house for like 3 months now
37:00 <Thoth> Public urination. People urinate anywhere. People piss on the door at work. Its a fucking police station with a camera pointed at the door.
37:00 <BlackDevil> i need to poo
37:00 <NrKy> Kynetic: moved in to my unit three years ago, still haven't hooked up the antenna
37:00 <Kynetic> im tempted to hook it up for abc
37:00 <Serenity> im not paying for foxtel what a rip
37:00 <Picard> sbs
37:00 <Thoth> Then again, at times, I don't blame them.
37:00 <NrKy> you mean iview.abc.com.au?
37:00 <Kynetic> but then i think fuck it i have iview
37:00 <Kynetic> and sbsondemand
37:00 <Kynetic> and netflix
38:00 <Kynetic> so i dont bother
38:00 <NrKy> and good old torrents if netflix doesn't have it
38:00 <Saemon> abc24 is pretty good newschannel
38:00 <Saemon> real stuff
38:00 <Saemon> no bullshit
38:00 <Maurice> Shut up
38:00 <NrKy> real leftwing shit, yeah
38:00 <Saemon> like 7news
38:00 <Kynetic> demonoid is back btw
38:00 <Kynetic> speaking of torrents
38:00 <NrKy> no shit?
38:00 <Thoth> I like listening to rupert murdoch
38:00 <Kynetic> demonoid.ph
38:00 <Thoth> No hating cause I'm black
38:00 <Kynetic> its slowly building its database back up
39:00 <NrKy> i wonder if they're using the old account database on the new demonoid
39:00 <Kynetic> they certainly are
39:00 <Picard> Kynetic where is a recent pic of lara
39:00 <Kynetic> i logged in with my old credentials no problems
39:00 <NrKy> might be time to set up the old vpn again :)
40:00 <NrKy> *ping*
40:00 <NrKy> am i the only one here not either eating or fapping?
41:00 <Maurice> Yes
41:00 <NrKy> *neither
41:00 <Maurice> I'm doing both
41:00 <Indecent_Proposal> :P
42:00 <NrKy> Krispy Kreme, cos when it's 2am and you got the craving, aint no amount of sugar that'll stop a man fapping whilst eating fucken doughnuts
42:00 <Serenity> oh dear
42:00 <Indecent_Proposal> oh my
42:00 <NrKy> that's what SHE said
42:00 <Indecent_Proposal> dont try to root the hole in it
43:00 <Kynetic> Indecent_Proposal http://i62.tinypic.com/118niao.jpg
43:00 <Kynetic> that was her at her hens day spa retreat thingamajig
43:00 <beehhh> download while you can
43:00 <NrKy> ?
43:00 <Indecent_Proposal> yep ok, i can tap that
43:00 <Kynetic> quick everyone
43:00 <Indecent_Proposal> we have a deal for sunday
43:00 <Kynetic> dl a face pic of lara to fap to
43:00 <Kynetic> before you miss out
44:00 <Kynetic> just remember
44:00 <Thoth> Its lara code for weird eyebrows?
44:00 <Kynetic> i get to tap that.
44:00 <Indecent_Proposal> in the arse?
44:00 <NrKy> http://img2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20120116120714/laracroft/images/2/2c/Lara_Croft_Book.jpg ?
45:00 <NrKy> cant believe that i used to fucking fap whilst playing that game back in the nineties.... holy shit balls
45:00 <NrKy> "OMG DIGITAL BOOBIES"
45:00 <Thoth> ...
45:00 <NrKy> best movie of the nineties: WOMB RAIDER
45:00 <Kynetic> Indecent_Proposal of course
46:00 <Kynetic> shes not really your wife unless she lets you fuck her in the arse
46:00 <Serenity> haaaaaaahahaha
46:00 <Indecent_Proposal> lol
46:00 <Kynetic> this is why Maurice isnt really married
46:00 <Kynetic> ;)
46:00 <Thoth> Nah dude, there was an article the other day
46:00 <Serenity> guess im a real wive
46:00 <Thoth> Brother and a sister charged for incest and sodomy
47:00 <NrKy> the awesome thing about young asian girls is that when youre done with them, flip them over and they look like young asian boys
47:00 <Maurice> :o
47:00 <Indecent_Proposal> does she do u in the arse??
47:00 <Serenity> Kynetic are you kidding.. Maurice isd a bum fiend
47:00 <Maurice> You shoosh up
47:00 <Kynetic> rly?
47:00 <Indecent_Proposal> Maurice loves it
47:00 <Serenity> rly
47:00 <Serenity> she is
47:00 <Indecent_Proposal> ive seen pics
47:00 <Kynetic> you dirty girl Maurice
47:00 <Maurice> Thats lies
47:00 <Indecent_Proposal> lol
47:00 <Indecent_Proposal> Serenity shares them
47:00 <NrKy> ahh, this is the IRC that I remember from the nineties
47:00 <Maurice> I'm not the one with a suction cup dildo
47:00 <Kynetic> here i was thinking you were all sweet and innocent
47:00 <Maurice> YEAH, I WENT THERE
47:00 <Serenity> LOL
47:00 <Serenity> shh
47:00 <Maurice> (kynetic)
47:00 <Kynetic> hot
47:00 <Serenity> i dont have that thing anymore
47:00 <Maurice> Haha dobbed yourself in
47:00 <Indecent_Proposal> Serenity pics now!!!1
48:00 <Indecent_Proposal> u broke it?
48:00 <NrKy> when did we segue from talking about food and thailand, to buttplugs?
48:00 <Maurice> That was hilarious
48:00 <Serenity> no it was weird
48:00 <Serenity> i didnt like it
48:00 <Maurice> You're like 'uhm, drunk purchases'
48:00 <Serenity> felt like it would give me cancer
48:00 <Indecent_Proposal> you share dildos with Maurice?
48:00 <Serenity> dude LOL
48:00 <Serenity> that morning..
48:00 <Serenity> i woke up and was like... wtf did i buy...
48:00 <Serenity> a stockpile of sex toys..
48:00 <Indecent_Proposal> lol
48:00 <Maurice> LOL
48:00 <NrKy> quit your job at brazzers....
48:00 <Maurice> That was me with my wevibe but I love that
48:00 <Kynetic> well theyll be useful next tim youre super horny
48:00 <Kynetic> or maybe a few times after that
49:00 <Kynetic> when they finally arriv
49:00 <Kynetic> e
49:00 <Serenity> our wevibe is broken
49:00 <Serenity> im gutted
49:00 <beehhh> http://www.shopping.hp.com/en_US/home-office/-/products/Laptops/HP-ENVY/J0E42AV?HP-ENVY-x360-15t-Touch-Laptop
49:00 <Kynetic> i dont buy anything off the internet until ive thorougly researched it to the point where i no longer want to buy it
49:00 <NrKy> hey so i guess this means that Bastardly_One has ragequit and is busy fapping?
49:00 <Kynetic> its a great way to stop yourself buying shit
49:00 <Indecent_Proposal> Hitachi
50:00 <Kynetic> NrKy i dunno whatever floats your boat tho
50:00 <NrKy> i was having fun pissing him off
50:00 <Kynetic> fair enough
50:00 <Maurice> I did my research via Serenity
50:00 <Serenity> lol
50:00 <NrKy> ahh, irc, the home of trolling :)
50:00 <Kynetic> you enjoy that
50:00 <Serenity> ;)
50:00 <Serenity> ineed a new one
50:00 <Serenity> or to find the reciept for the old one
50:00 <Maurice> 3 more sleeps and I can test it out fully
50:00 <NrKy> i have a banana i could sell you
51:00 <NrKy> it comes with free banana for scale
51:00 <Kynetic> if you really get offended by some shit some cunt on irc says.. maybe.. just maybe.. you shouldnt be ircing.
51:00 <Indecent_Proposal> i have a 5kg bag of carrots
51:00 <NrKy> horse food!
51:00 <Indecent_Proposal> sex toys
51:00 <Kynetic> Indecent_Proposal you gonna juice that shit?
51:00 <Serenity> the wevibe is much more than a phallic shaped vag smasher
51:00 <Thoth> Kynetic: fuck you. I'm quitting irc
51:00 <Maurice> LOL
51:00 <NrKy> carrots? what are you, 4 foot tall?
51:00 <Maurice> That needs quoting
51:00 <Kynetic> Thoth no fuck you. (literally)
51:00 <Serenity> lol
51:00 <Maurice> And I'm just the man to do it
52:00 <Kynetic> Maurice is all man
52:00 <Kynetic> except for the lady bits
52:00 <Maurice> From the top of my head to my huge penis
52:00 <Thoth> I'll fap to that
52:00 <NrKy> *headexplodes*
52:00 <Serenity> Maurice
52:00 <Maurice> Yessm
52:00 <Serenity> next time you and cam go out to dinner or something by yourselves
52:00 <Serenity> wear it ;)
52:00 <Maurice> :o
52:00 <Maurice> You divil you
52:00 <Serenity> give him the remote
53:00 <Indecent_Proposal> http://sextoys.com.au/blush-massager.html?gclid=CM_irpesu8ACFVgRvQod6ggApg
53:00 <Indecent_Proposal> for you Serenity
53:00 <NrKy> fucking night shift, im fucken hungry, off to mcchunders!
53:00 <Maurice> I can see me at the poker table 'YES.. YESSSS.. SEVEN... SEVEN... FOLD'
53:00 <Serenity> thats the spirit Indecent_Proposal
53:00 <Serenity> straight into the wall socket
53:00 <Serenity> LOL Maurice
53:00 <Indecent_Proposal> lol
54:00 <Serenity> theres something highly erotic about having the discipline to not orgasm obviously in public
54:00 <Indecent_Proposal> 7000rpm
54:00 <Indecent_Proposal> turbo charged
54:00 <BlackDevil> i need one of those Indecent_Proposal
54:00 <Indecent_Proposal> What a fantastic vibrator! This is my first massager and the power is phenomenal! I used it for the first time last night and I'm glad no one was home because I screamed so loud I probably woke the neighbours up!
54:00 <Kynetic> theres also something highly erotic about orgasming obviously in public
54:00 <Maurice> I've just lol'd myself stupid(er)
54:00 <Kynetic> lol
54:00 <Indecent_Proposal> Its super powerful, I haven't even used it on full blast because the lower settings worked really well for me. Pretty good for the money.
54:00 <Serenity> lolol
54:00 <Serenity> i want one of those
55:00 <Indecent_Proposal> i will buy u one
55:00 <Maurice> My clit would fall off
55:00 <Kynetic> those massage things are porn certified
55:00 <Indecent_Proposal> Power: With vibrations up to 7000 rpm, the Blush Massager is the most powerful vibe on the market.
55:00 <Indecent_Proposal>  7 different speed settings so you can control exactly how much power you want and when!
55:00 <Indecent_Proposal>  Rechargeable and cordless.
55:00 <Kynetic> you see em in porn so often they must be good
56:00 <Serenity> yeah everyone i know who has one loves it
56:00 <Kynetic> amd because its a massage appliance
57:00 <Serenity> liv tyler has amazing lips
57:00 <Kynetic> you dont have to get them from a sex store
57:00 <Serenity> i want to bite them
57:00 <Kynetic> :P
57:00 <Maurice> (23:56:27) (Serenity): yeah everyone i know who has one loves it (23:57:07) (Serenity): liv tyler has amazing lips
57:00 <Maurice> I didn't know she did porn
57:00 <Serenity> LOL
57:00 <Thoth> Are you bitches just trolling for desperate guys?
57:00 <tooheys> cunts
57:00 <Serenity> not thos elips you filthy minx
57:00 <Serenity> trolling?
57:00 <Kynetic> she does in Serenity's mind
57:00 <Serenity> we're both married..
57:00 <Maurice> Excuse me
57:00 <Maurice> I have a bitch thank you very much
58:00 <Kynetic> nothing wrong with a bit of polygamy
58:00 <Indecent_Proposal> now im horny
58:00 <Maurice> I dont need to hook up
58:00 <Thoth> See, you trolled Indecent_Proposal. You caught a winner. A bald one.
58:00 <Maurice> Although if Doodle was around I'd hook in
58:00 <Kynetic> thats code for - cant really hook up right now.. kids are asleep.
58:00 <Maurice> Everyone knows Picard is gross
58:00 <Serenity> im not interested in picking up men
58:00 <Maurice> Nobody is trying to catch him
59:00 <Serenity> you need to have tits to get me
59:00 <Indecent_Proposal> lol Serenity
59:00 <Kynetic> do laras tits count?
59:00 <Serenity> sure
59:00 <Maurice> Yes
59:00 <Maurice> Send pics
59:00 <Picard> u cna have my wifes
59:00 <Kynetic> lol
59:00 <BlackDevil> send dick pics
59:00 <Picard> can*
59:00 <beehhh> http://www.flicksandbits.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/06-wd1109-Bram-Stoker-Dracula.jpg
59:00 <Serenity> i dont think i want your wifes tits lol
59:00 <Maurice> We don't need pics of your wifes knees
59:00 <Thoth> I don't know Picard is gross. I just listen to what you people say sometimes :D
00:00 <Serenity> im just overly liberal in the way i disguss sex
00:00 <BlackDevil> Thoth post your dick pic
00:00 <Serenity> you'll get used to it
00:00 <Picard> thanks Thoth, im glad my reputation keeps you away
00:00 <Maurice> DISGUSS
00:00 <Serenity> discuss
00:00 <Serenity> LOL
00:00 <Picard> sex is sex
00:00 <Serenity> wtffff
00:00 <Maurice> Lol
00:00 <Kynetic> http://i.imgur.com/Jkq8ywe.png
00:00 <Maurice> Silly phone
00:00 <Thoth> BlackDevil: you first
00:00 <Serenity> im getting dumber by the minute
00:00 <Picard> doesnt matter just so long as im getting it
00:00 <Picard> Serenity nuh u been like that forever
00:00 <Serenity> excuuuuuuse me!
00:00 <Maurice> Woah
00:00 <Picard> :P
00:00 <Maurice> Perm ban!
00:00 <Picard> lol
01:00 <Serenity> thats just rude
01:00 <Picard> she knows i lub her
01:00 <Picard> :P
01:00 <Maurice> Yeah thats what deserves a perm ban
01:00 <BlackDevil> Serenity http://perezhilton.com/2014-08-29-5-seconds-of-summer-calum-hood-leaked-nude-snapchat-video
01:00 <beehhh> http://i.imgur.com/aE5hCUi.jpg
01:00 <Maurice> The love bit
01:00 <Picard> we have a sexual relationship
01:00 <tooheys> im drunk
01:00 <Kynetic> Picard do you cum harder after youve been banned off irc?
01:00 <Picard> she does me with her strapon every night, in my bdreams
01:00 <Thoth> Picard has bald sexual relations
01:00 <beehhh> tooheys what beer you had tonight?
01:00 <Picard> no Kynetic
02:00 <tooheys> beehhh, becks
02:00 <Picard> ok i should get some sleep
02:00 <Serenity> BlackDevil wtf.
02:00 <Thoth> Imagine his cum face
02:00 <Serenity> that guy has a womans body
02:00 <beehhh> cool sounds alright
02:00 <Thoth> Hawt right?
02:00 <Picard> Thoth wanna see it?
02:00 <Maurice> There better be dick in that link
02:00 <Thoth> Picard: err umm, no
02:00 <Kynetic> i dunno
02:00 <beehhh> we all come from women
02:00 <Kynetic> prob be a bit wrinkly
02:00 <Picard> awww cmon Thoth
02:00 <BlackDevil> there is a dick in it Maurice
02:00 <Serenity> sometimes i make MadScientist whip me while i scream ban meeeeeeeeee ban me noww
02:00 <Maurice> Lol
02:00 <Picard> lol
02:00 <Thoth> Picard: bitches love faggots right? I'll kiss you
02:00 <Maurice> What a Dom
02:00 <beehhh> women comes from mans ball
02:00 <Picard> ok
02:00 <Serenity> god that was awful
02:00 <Serenity> im sorry
03:00 <MadScientist> looooll
03:00 <MadScientist> ill bash you later for that
03:00 <Maurice> He has a big dick for a youngen
03:00 <Maurice> And I don't mean MadScientist, because he's old
03:00 <Kynetic> Serenity .. awful.. but true.
03:00 <Kynetic> admit it
03:00 <beehhh> nite everyone sweet dreams
03:00 <Picard> shut up
03:00 <Picard> thoth's
03:00 <Serenity> yeah we use IRC in our sex all the time
03:00 <Serenity> we have a blowup doll called chanop
03:00 <Kynetic> thoth is your name craig by chance?
03:00 <BlackDevil> she screams 'BlackDevil'
03:00 <Picard> Serenity i heard u once screamed chuckys name
03:00 <Maurice> OH YEAH, OHHH YEAHHHH, FORWARD SLASH IGNORE ASTERIX
04:00 <Serenity> thats just going too far Picard
04:00 <Picard> lol
04:00 <Serenity> id rather dip my fanny in battery acid that think of chucky sweating like a pug on top of me
04:00 <Maurice> Rofl
04:00 <Serenity> than*
05:00 <Kynetic> i wouldnt touch chucky if it meant the survival of the human race.
05:00 <Serenity> and i meant pug.. have you seen that midget
05:00 <Serenity> ugh
05:00 <Maurice> I would touch him with the back of my old car
05:00 <Picard> lol
05:00 <Maurice> At full speed
05:00 <Kynetic> i would give it all up right then and there
05:00 <Picard> he likes it doggy so u are a chance
05:00 <Kynetic> if i could touch him virtually thatd be ok
05:00 <Kynetic> then i wont catch ebola
05:00 <Maurice> I should toast crumpets
06:00 <Kynetic> i just ate all my nuggets
06:00 <Picard> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bCmcppsEguI&feature=player_embedded
06:00 <Maurice> Guts
06:00 <Serenity> stop talking about food you bastards
06:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Perth HIA Solomons Flooring (Oct 29, 2010) 3:32 - Category: Education - 981 views - 5 likes (41.7%), 7 dislikes (58.3%)
06:00 <Picard> look at all that man!!!!!
06:00 <Kynetic> one day
06:00 <Kynetic> i am going to sit down
06:00 <Kynetic> with a whole pig roasted on a spit in front of me
06:00 <Serenity> lol
07:00 <Kynetic> and eat it like obelix from asterix 
07:00 <Picard> lol
07:00 <Thoth> Kynetic: no
07:00 <Kynetic> it always looked so delicious
07:00 <Maurice> Yuck
07:00 <Kynetic> every time i read an asterix comic
07:00 <Picard> ok its fap time then bed time, all pics appreciated ladies
07:00 <Picard> and men :P
07:00 <Kynetic> i would dream about that pig roast
08:00 <Kynetic> should do it
08:00 <Maurice> As if
08:00 <Serenity> kmart have spit roasts for fathers day
08:00 <Kynetic> can get a whole pig for $120 not far from here
08:00 <Picard> oink oink
08:00 <erlich> chucky doing doggy would be like a jack russell on a mastiff
08:00 <Serenity> i wonder what would happen if i offered my hubby a different kind of spit roast
08:00 <Kynetic> fkn spit roast that bitch up
08:00 <Picard> Kynetic u cant cook the bastard alive
08:00 <Picard> lol Serenity
09:00 <Picard> can i watch
09:00 <Maurice> Hehe spit roast
09:00 <Maurice> I'll take 2
09:00 <Serenity> id go for one
09:00 <Kynetic> Serenity I would hope he'd ask what kind of sauce you were having with it
09:00 <Picard> or join in lol
09:00 <Serenity> or 10
09:00 <Maurice> Cum sauce
09:00 <Picard> lol
09:00 <Serenity> ^
09:00 <Picard> facial
09:00 <MadScientist> filth
09:00 <Serenity> BASTE ME LIKE A CHRISTMAS TURKEY
09:00 <Kynetic> hoy
09:00 <Picard> lmfao
09:00 <Maurice> You people are so gross
09:00 <Kynetic> hot*
09:00 <Serenity> lol
09:00 <Picard> this is heloing my hardon
10:00 <Picard> helping*
10:00 <Kynetic> (maurice is secretly fappign)
10:00 <Thoth> Speaking of gross
10:00 <Maurice> Along with the viagra you need to take
10:00 <Picard> so am i
10:00 <Maurice> Shhh Kynetic
10:00 <Maurice> I'm on my 3rd go round
10:00 <Thoth> I was sinking a stinker and all I could imagine was a bald fat man rubbing his baldness erotically
10:00 <BlackDevil> i have a nice supply of viagra
10:00 <Kynetic> need a... hand?
10:00 <Picard> Thoth IM SO HARD
10:00 <Serenity> why have you got viagra
10:00 <Thoth> Jameson is pretty good aye
10:00 <NrKy> holy fuck there's a shitload of fat aussie skanks hanging around the elizabeth street end of flinders st.... no wonder i fuck asian girls :)
10:00 <BlackDevil> tiny penis
10:00 <Picard> im hard for u Thoth
10:00 <Kynetic> Serenity because when you take meth you need viagra to keep it hard
10:00 <Serenity> does it make it bigger
11:00 <BlackDevil> when its hard
11:00 <Picard> NrKy fat chics need lovin too
11:00 <NrKy> why do all these fat white bitches dress like complete whores when they go out? vomit much
11:00 <Picard> lol
11:00 <NrKy> fat chicks are the only ones left at 2am i suppose
11:00 <Maurice> (00:10:18) (Maurice): Along with the viagra you need to take (00:10:44) (Serenity): why have you got viagra
11:00 <Maurice> Twins
11:00 <Picard> did a fat chic reject u NrKy?
11:00 <Kynetic> so what if they do NrKy?
11:00 <NrKy> nah a fat chick tried to chat me up on the way from work to KFC
11:00 <Picard> NrKy cant get it up, thats why he is angry
12:00 <Thoth> NrKy: I'm pretty big on fitness. If a girl can't respect her body like I respect my own, then I cannot respect her.
12:00 <Kynetic> so its their fault you get horny and want to fuck them because of what theyre wearing.....
12:00 <Serenity> us fatties need love too
12:00 <Thoth> ie. no fat chicks plz
12:00 <NrKy> no fat chix
12:00 <Kynetic> i guess its their fault when they get raped too
12:00 <Picard> fat chics go off
12:00 <Picard> they love it
12:00 <NrKy> Kynetic: i didnt say that, i was saying that i think fat girls dressing like sexy skinny girls makes me want to vomit
12:00 <Maurice> Uh
13:00 <Kynetic> you dont think thats a little superficial?
13:00 <Maurice> Some people think the skinny girls are gross, don't presume to be the entire male population
13:00 <NrKy> absofuckinglutely
13:00 <Kynetic> you know.. maybe you could ignore that
13:00 <NrKy> if my cock cant get hard, theres no point wasting my time on her
13:00 <Kynetic> and like.. enjoy what you do like
13:00 <Picard> i fuck all shapes and sizes
13:00 <Thoth> Maurice: skinny is gross. Fitness is pretty hawt tho
13:00 <NrKy> fit = #1
13:00 <Kynetic> Picard.. lets just assume everyone knows that
13:00 <NrKy> hence why i always picked up at the gym
13:00 <Serenity> muscles on females barfffff
13:00 <Picard> lol Kynetic
13:00 <NrKy> fit != muscles
13:00 <Picard> id even do u
13:00 <Maurice> Weren't you the one who said you can't get it up for anyone but asians?
14:00 <Thoth> Serenity: same applies on both genders
14:00 <Kynetic> indeed
14:00 <Serenity> I like my women soft
14:00 <Kynetic> muscles get in the way 
14:00 <Picard> Serenity is on top or my list
14:00 <Maurice> I like my men hard ;)
14:00 <Thoth> Serenity: we all know a steroid pumping duchebag who can't even lift a shopping bag cause his "muscles" get in the way
14:00 <Picard> then liinda
14:00 <NrKy> i like my women to last longer than me in bed
14:00 <Serenity> hahaha maurice
14:00 <NrKy> fat bitches do now
14:00 <Kynetic> especially when you want to fap discreetly
14:00 <NrKy> *not
14:00 <Maurice> What
14:00 <Maurice> Why would a chick want to last longer
14:00 <Maurice> Then we get nothing out of it
14:00 <Kynetic> like at the mother in laws house
14:00 <Maurice> Except a vag full of jizz
15:00 <Picard> NrKy is a virgin
15:00 <NrKy> cunninglingus = 1/2 an hour, doin da bizniz = 2 minutes
15:00 <Kynetic> you should be grateful you get that Maurice
15:00 <BlackDevil> LOL NrKy is a virgin
15:00 <Maurice> Lol Kynetic
15:00 <Maurice> I don't at the moment
15:00 <Maurice> Sad times
15:00 <BlackDevil> never seen a penis in his life
15:00 <Thoth> Sometimes I'm challenged by guides multiple times my size. I really don't understand the overly muscular man thing, because they're fucking useless for everything. Fighting, thinking, strength, fucking.
15:00 <NrKy> BlackDevil: yeah my kids were born through osmosis :)
15:00 <BlackDevil> it doesnt happen
15:00 <Thoth> s/guides/guys/
15:00 <Kynetic> you should just jump on a plane to brissy and we'll sort that out
16:00 <Picard> night peoples, going to fap over Serenity's pic
16:00 <Serenity> lol
16:00 <NrKy> whoo
16:00 <Picard> u lol, im serious
16:00 <Maurice> I'm halfway the airport, Kynetic
16:00 <Kynetic> or meet at he crodile or whatever its called bar
16:00 <Serenity> i dont mind
16:00 <Maurice> Alert Lara that I'm nearly there
16:00 <Serenity> its a compliment
16:00 <NrKy> time to watch GoT reruns whilst eating kfc at work, whoo!
16:00 <Kynetic> Maurice its all good she wont mind
16:00 <Kynetic> she knwos women have needs
16:00 <BlackDevil> just pretend you are licking her asshole Picard
16:00 <Maurice> Cam wont either if her and I put on a show
16:00 <Picard> crocodile tears?
16:00 <Kynetic> sweet
16:00 <Maurice> He wont enjoy you and him putting on a show, even though I fecking would
17:00 <Kynetic> lol
17:00 <Serenity> adam would be down for a boy show
17:00 <Kynetic> just drug him up
17:00 <Kynetic> he wont mind then
17:00 <Maurice> See, Mr Franklin is cool
17:00 <Kynetic> get him high on mushrooms
17:00 <Maurice> I really enjoy gay porn
17:00 <Serenity> hahah
17:00 <Picard> lol
17:00 <BlackDevil> i love shrooms
17:00 <Kynetic> ill fuck your husband in the arse
17:00 <Maurice> Especially the uber ripped dudes
17:00 <Picard> guys give great head
17:00 <Maurice> Mine or hers
18:00 <Kynetic> and then you'll have something to fap to for a while
18:00 <Thoth> Maurice: even if its too bald fat men?
18:00 <Maurice> No
18:00 <Maurice> I don't want your home videos, Thoth
18:00 <Maurice> Thanks anyways
18:00 <Picard> Maurice u dont wanna see me?
18:00 <Kynetic> im noy bald thank god
18:00 <Maurice> I am :/
18:00 <Picard> hair is overrated
18:00 <Picard> had it once
18:00 <Picard> dont need it
18:00 <Maurice> Only once?
18:00 <Kynetic> haridressers have been trying to tell me since i was 15 that my hair was thinning and that i should buy x product to stop it
18:00 <Thoth> Maurice: aww, I was going to offer to shave my head, go on a protein diet, and use Picard for your enjoyment
18:00 <Kynetic> never bought x
18:00 <Maurice> My hair touches my butt
18:00 <Picard> well for 18 or 20 years
18:00 <Kynetic> still not bald.
18:00 <Maurice> And thats just my backhair
19:00 <Picard> then it started going
19:00 <Kynetic> mm..
19:00 <Kynetic> long hair
19:00 <Kynetic> i could fap just to that Maurice
19:00 <Picard> Maurice really?
19:00 <Maurice> If you go near my hair I will murder you
19:00 <Picard> loveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee long hair
19:00 <Maurice> Yes Picard, my backhair is that long
19:00 <Picard> gives u something to pull during doggie
19:00 <Thoth> Blonde hair with artificial curls ftw
20:00 <Picard> pics Maurice
20:00 <Thoth> Also a cup size thats probably artificial too
20:00 <Maurice> Sorry, I'm brunette with real but subdued curls
20:00 <Kynetic> its ok Maurice
20:00 <Kynetic> i wont jizz in your hair too much
20:00 <Maurice> Lol
20:00 <Serenity> brunette women
20:00 <Serenity> mmm
20:00 <Picard> im cummoing on your tits
20:00 <Picard> cumming
20:00 <Kynetic> promise
20:00 <Maurice> I had a nap the other day and a sex dream, in it I covered my eyes but the faceless dude blew in my hair and I let him
20:00 <Thoth> Gingers are pretty hot too. Dependant on the shade
20:00 <Maurice> Thats so not me
20:00 <Kynetic> you poor thing
21:00 <Maurice> I knew I needed a shower cap
21:00 <Picard> Maurice that was me, it wasnt a dream
21:00 <Picard> u should lock all the windows
21:00 <Maurice> Gross, sif I'd dream of you
21:00 <Picard> wasnt dreaming baby
21:00 <Maurice> True, it was more of a nightmare
21:00 <Serenity> fucking shads is flooding and trying to send me shit on dcc
21:00 <Serenity> BlackDevil kill him too
21:00 <Maurice> LOL Serenity
21:00 <Maurice> He must have run out of butter to snort
22:00 <Picard> ok im off
22:00 <Picard> night peoples
22:00 <Serenity> NIGHT
22:00 <Serenity> for the 3rd time
22:00 <Serenity> lol
22:00 <Picard> bite me
22:00 <Maurice> Youve been off for years
22:00 <Picard> u want me :P
22:00 <Maurice> Oh fucking rank
22:00 <Picard> lol
23:00 <Picard> i have feeling u know
23:00 <Thoth> Only one, with his dick
23:00 <Maurice> I'm sure you feel lots of men
23:00 <Picard> :(
23:00 <Picard> i do
23:00 <Picard> through the gloryhole
23:00 <Serenity> GO TO BED
23:00 <Picard> blow me
24:00 <Maurice> 'Ohhh I thought you said, go to BREAD'
24:00 <Serenity> youd love that
24:00 <Picard> sure would
25:00 <Maurice> Thank the lord
25:00 <Maurice> Jesus Christ.. Amen
25:00 <Thoth> Hail Jesus
26:00 <Thoth> so anyway about the dildos
26:00 <Thoth> you say suction cup for shower use
26:00 <Thoth> also you say blush massager
26:00 <Thoth> Are they really that good?
27:00 <Serenity> say what
27:00 <Serenity> suction cup was good in the spa
28:00 <Thoth> Aren't the water jets good in the spa?
28:00 <Serenity> they sure are
29:00 <Thoth> I'm just thinking I should do something nice for maddy, in the hope of special sex
29:00 <Thoth> I'm annoying her heaps lately by always being at home
29:00 <Serenity> are you on holidays or something
30:00 <Thoth> Sort of, yes
30:00 <Thoth> about 5 months to go
30:00 <Serenity> oh dang
31:00 <Thoth> It is extremely irritating yes :(
31:00 <Serenity> spending time apart is healthy
32:00 <Thoth> Yea I was going to go spend next weekend with dad. Then a few days later to TAS.
33:00 <Thoth> I think I'm bothering her by having no social outlet right now
33:00 <Thoth> All I do is blab and blab more and she tells me to get fucked, haha
34:00 <Serenity> hahah
35:00 <Serenity> when hubby has his anual leave by the end he drives me batty and thats only two weeks
35:00 <Serenity> but i do enjoy my alone time
35:00 <Thoth> Yer. Everyone needs it
35:00 <Maurice> (00:27:55) (Serenity): suction cup was good in the spa
35:00 <Maurice> You what
36:00 <Thoth> I'm really lost cause I can't do anything in my life that I was doing
36:00 <Serenity> what Maurice? lol
36:00 <Thoth> It will come back eventually
36:00 <Maurice> I thought it was crap! Or was it Adam that loved it ;)
36:00 <Serenity> when we went to yallingup lol
36:00 <Maurice> Ooer
36:00 <Serenity> havent used it since
37:00 <Serenity> its the way it feels
37:00 <Serenity> its disgusting lol
37:00 <Maurice> Lol
38:00 <Maurice> My school mum friend is doing an adults party on fathers day
38:00 <Maurice> Happy fathers day to Cam
41:00 <Serenity> haha we went to one of those adult partys at dave and rondas
41:00 <Serenity> was so funny
41:00 <Thoth> My dad wants to go to the pub and play pool. Will be weird seeing the hometown folk. Most of them probably won't realise I even left.
42:00 <Thoth> What exactly do you mean by adults party?
42:00 <Maurice> Sex toys
42:00 <Thoth> For Cam?
42:00 <Maurice> Him and me
43:00 <Thoth> Heh, happy fathers day indeed
43:00 <Maurice> Serenity https://scontent-a-sjc.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpa1/t1.0-9/10632729_10152714804295844_6493937519037539857_n.jpg
43:00 <erlich> is it next sat
43:00 <Maurice> That tail
43:00 <Maurice> Sunday is fathers day
43:00 <Serenity> next sunday
43:00 <Maurice> The 7th
43:00 <Serenity> lol idiot cat
43:00 <Maurice> Shes a fucking moron
44:00 <Maurice> Shes dragging around the blue stick thing
44:00 <screwss> Serenity: youre are bottom right
44:00 <Serenity> turbos in bed with ant
44:00 <Serenity> no
44:00 <Serenity> nice try.
45:00 <fawks> OMG pls look at this I'm dying 
45:00 <fawks> Off fb 
45:00 <fawks> http://i.imgur.com/bFh3cj7h.jpg
45:00 <Serenity> SURFACE
45:00 <fawks> surface.
45:00 <Serenity> LOL
45:00 <screwss> almost read that as surface parasite
45:00 <fawks> Lmao
45:00 <fawks> .
45:00 <Maurice> LOL
46:00 <Maurice> Surface paradise
46:00 <Maurice> Sounds like a Coolio parody
46:00 <fawks> lmao
46:00 <screwss> surfing parasite.
48:00 <Serenity> ok
48:00 <fawks> tumbleweef
48:00 <fawks> D
48:00 <Serenity> lol weef
48:00 <fawks> queef
48:00 <Thoth> Is that supposed to be attractive? Or funny? Or weird? I'm drunk and cannot tell
48:00 <Maurice> Lol
49:00 <screwss> how did you manage to get the only 4 female frequenters of austnet to willingly publicly display their tits and i can't even get this girl out on a second date
49:00 <Maurice> What
49:00 <Thoth> screwss: dong ownership
49:00 <MadScientist> coz ur a deadshit loser
49:00 <Maurice> Lol or that
50:00 <Maurice> I also somehow doubt they're the only females here
50:00 <Maurice> MadScientist is a prime example
50:00 <screwss> sausage fest up in here
50:00 <screwss> Thoth: dong ownership... okay i see
51:00 <Serenity> its 3 peoples boobs. 2 pics ar ethe same person and im not a complete loser like you
51:00 <Serenity> ive probably pulled more birds than you could
51:00 <Thoth> I dunno, I've pulled a few pidgeons
51:00 <Maurice> Looser*
52:00 <Maurice> Pidgeons, really?
52:00 <screwss> Serenity: you probably have!
52:00 <Thoth> I figure they all look the same
52:00 <fawks> http://i.imgur.com/959LXqm.jpg
52:00 <fawks> Hi.
52:00 <Maurice> Oh dear, fawks
52:00 <Serenity> guys that take pics at the gym...
52:00 <Serenity> ...
53:00 <Thoth> fawks: I bet he has a nice personality
53:00 <fawks> OK just ignire that and look at him pls
53:00 <Thoth> fawks: you're wanting to have a conversation with him, right?
53:00 <Maurice> I'm still looking at him
53:00 <Serenity> doesnt really do it for me tbh
53:00 <Serenity> dunno why
53:00 <Attila> Holy shit! whose are the tits on the top left!?
53:00 <Serenity> theyre fawks'
54:00 <fawks> What?
54:00 <Serenity> looo
54:00 <Serenity> l
54:00 <Thoth> Attila: they belong to this guy - http://i.imgur.com/959LXqm.jpg
54:00 <Attila> she wishes. she's probably got hair on her nips. 
54:00 <fawks> There's no boobs in that pic
54:00 <fawks> yeah I braid them
54:00 <fawks> Serenity's seen
54:00 <Serenity> the topic boobs
54:00 <Serenity> lol
54:00 <fawks> Then I wrap the braid around my nipple
54:00 <Serenity> theyre mews boobs
55:00 <fawks> Ohthat 
55:00 <Attila> Well, whosever they are, those are some decent tits. 
55:00 <screwss> Serenity: tell me your secret.
56:00 <Serenity> what
56:00 <Maurice> Shes really a man
56:00 <fawks> Hngg
56:00 <fawks> http://i.imgur.com/hpQRb3v.jpg
56:00 <Serenity> dem eyez
57:00 <Maurice> Yum
58:00 <Thoth> GAAAY
59:00 <Maurice> Yes, you are
59:00 <Attila> Loud n Proud.
59:00 <Thoth> Well only if you say you'll love me
00:00 <Maurice> I never say that
00:00 <Thoth> Guess I'm not gay
00:00 <fawks> 4 Maurice http://i.imgur.com/fIUfwea.jpg
00:00 <Maurice> Oh damn
00:00 <fawks> Hng
00:00 <Maurice> I really need to get laid
00:00 <Maurice> By that guy
01:00 <fawks> Lool
01:00 <fawks> In surface paradise.
01:00 <Thoth> He's still in the bathroom getting ready
01:00 <Maurice> LOL
01:00 <fawks> Let's hope he doesn't have a speech peppermint.
01:00 <Attila> he's fluffing himself. 
01:00 <Attila> poofter. 
01:00 <fawks> Cute all teh jealous boys are whining
02:00 <Thoth> Jealous of?
02:00 <Thoth> I'm so drunk I couldn't fuck if I wanted too
02:00 <Attila> hm. 
02:00 <Thoth> Nice try tho
02:00 <fawks> What. Lol
02:00 <fawks> are you gay
02:00 <screwss> im a loser, so i want you (the winner) to show me the light
03:00 <Thoth> screwss: GAAAY
03:00 <Maurice> No more.. sick.. whiskey dick..
03:00 <screwss> Thoth: what you been drinking tonight
03:00 <Thoth> jameson
03:00 <Attila> Not a bad choice. 
03:00 <Thoth> neat
03:00 <screwss> ah. a personal favourite
03:00 <Sponge> in american movies when people leave restaurants they just put money on the table and walk out. do you think they really do that?
04:00 <Sponge> surely they cannt have the right change all the time
04:00 <Attila> Some guy would DEF take it. 
04:00 <erlich> they also tip
04:00 <Sponge> 15%  yeah
04:00 <Thoth> I don't like americans so if I ever go there I won't tip
04:00 <Sponge> you get arrested if you don't tip
04:00 <Sponge> it''s like theft
05:00 <Thoth> By who? The tip police?
05:00 <Attila> haha. 
05:00 <Sponge> well it's what i've heard
05:00 <screwss> i always wondered why some other shmuck doesnt take the cash off the table
05:00 <screwss> i would rather hand it to the clerk
05:00 <Attila> You heard wrong, but they'd be rather pissed off. 
05:00 <Sponge> me too screwss, me too
05:00 <Thoth> Yea its considered to be rude
05:00 <screwss> cant trust ne1 these days
05:00 <Thoth> I'm okay with being rude though
06:00 <erlich> Sponge, maybe the writers are too lazy to add further lines to the script like "that will be 10.95%. thank you."
06:00 <erlich> tim is money!
06:00 <Sponge> http://www.pickles.com.au/about/fees/geebung
06:00 <erlich> 10.95$
06:00 <Attila> I know, how fucked would that be? 10.95$, thank you. 
07:00 <Sponge> http://youtu.be/rCZ0Sa3uMZc
07:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Couple Arrested By Police For Not Tipping Waitress (Dec 27, 2010) 2:50 - Category: News & Politics - 191,898 - likes (89.9%), 32 dislikes (10.1%)
07:00 <erlich> or they want everyone else watching to think in America everyone trusts each other. leave your wallet there and 5 hours later it's still there...
07:00 <erlich> it's liek North Korean propaganda m8
07:00 <erlich> very subtle
08:00 <Thoth> Sponge: "the $16 tip"
08:00 <Attila> Those fucking american movies, the terrorists are always the worst shot in the world. 
08:00 <Thoth> ie. it was policy of the biz to have a standard tip included in the receipt
08:00 <Thoth> therefore it is theft, because its an assumed part of the service/product
09:00 <Attila> I'd love to see one of the super spies heads explode like a melon. 
09:00 <erlich> Attila: like that girl in the news lately that shot her instructor
09:00 <erlich> obviously was trianing in pakistan
09:00 <Thoth> You may now commence my blowjob. Good luck. Biggie is a little small
09:00 <erlich> training*
09:00 <Attila> I didn't see it, I've rarely been sober lately, and keeping to normal hours. 
09:00 <Attila> What happened? She shot and MISSED?
11:00 <erlich> she saw a butterfly nearby and turned around
11:00 <Attila> a butterfly... 
11:00 <Thoth> Attila: I'm always amazed by automatic gun fire. Shoot outs last forever. Yet every time I go to the range, they last seconds.
11:00 <erlich> while it was still shooting
11:00 <Attila> And?
12:00 <Attila> Her instructor got shot. 
12:00 <erlich> i dunno. i saw it on america's funneist home videos
12:00 <Attila> cool. 
12:00 <erlich> i didnt watch all teh way
12:00 <Thoth> The instructor got shot in the head by a 9 year old, yes
13:00 <Thoth> Also a 9 year old somewhere in americunt dug a hole on a beach and killed themselves and a couple others cause it caved in
13:00 <erlich> America's home grown terrorists: 9 yearold girls with piggy tails
13:00 <Thoth> Maddox posted a few funny commentaries about it on failbook
13:00 <erlich> he still posts?
14:00 <Thoth> Yessum
14:00 <erlich> i thought that 'greatest page in the universe' thing died on its ass ages ago
14:00 <Thoth> "A 9-year-old accidentally killed her instructor with an Uzi on a gun range. Isn't it about time we banned 9-year-olds?"
14:00 <erlich> hang on
14:00 <erlich> are you disgracian?
14:00 <Thoth> "All I'm saying is, we should have mandatory background checks for anyone thinking about raising a child to the age of 9."
14:00 <Thoth> https://www.facebook.com/pages/Maddox
14:00 <Thoth> err - https://www.facebook.com/pages/Maddox/17359118290
14:00 <erlich> from #christian
15:00 <Thoth> No uhh, maddox got youtubes
15:00 <Thoth> "The greatest show in the universe"
15:00 <erlich> actually you cant be him
15:00 <Thoth> He still goes on efnet tho
15:00 <erlich> he talked a bit different
15:00 <Thoth> Also I'm not americunt
16:00 <erlich> send him your kids' figner paintings
16:00 <erlich> finger*
16:00 <erlich> tell him how awesome they are
16:00 <Thoth> https://www.youtube.com/user/maddoxaom
16:00 <erlich> for oldtime's sake
16:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube User: - Joined: - Subscribers: span class="yt-uix-button-icon-wrapper" - They have total views
16:00 <Thoth> BlackDevil: you cunt. Your script is terrible. You failed at life. Kill yourself
17:00 <erlich> lol
17:00 <Attila`ZzZ> See you tomorrow, maybe. 
18:00 <Thoth> I hope not
18:00 <Attila`ZzZ> Same. 
18:00 <erlich> enjoy the hangover Attila`ZzZ 
18:00 <erlich> nite
18:00 <Attila`ZzZ> Yeah... 
48:00 <beehhh> hahahahaha release me rah
52:00 <beehhh> http://healthyliving.msn.com/health-wellness/men/11-reasons-men-die-sooner-than-women#1
52:00 <beehhh> greenland is calling mayday mayday
53:00 <BlackDevil> iceland volcano is going to blow again
54:00 <BlackDevil> Cee Lo Green pleads no contest to slipping Ecstasy to woman at L.A. restaurant. Sentenced to 3 years' probation
55:00 <gremlinz> i blew earlier
56:00 <BlackDevil> LOL
57:00 <beehhh> greenland and lceland not the same
59:00 <BlackDevil> one is covered in ice
59:00 <BlackDevil> and the other isnt
01:00 <xm> which is the one covered in ice, BlackDevil ?
01:00 <BlackDevil> canada
01:00 <BlackDevil> lol
02:00 <gremlinz> iceland duh.
02:00 <gremlinz> iceland
02:00 <gremlinz> :D
06:00 <tooheys> come onnnnnnnnn come onnnnnnnnnnnnn i like it like it come on
08:00 <zapbuzz> wat u on anyway
08:00 <tooheys> u dont know this song? :/
09:00 <zapbuzz> i missed the introduction my bad
09:00 <BlackDevil> i pooped
11:00 <zapbuzz> get hitler to take a film of it BD
11:00 <zapbuzz> :D
11:00 <BlackDevil> there are many films of people pooping
11:00 <zapbuzz> but not you.....
11:00 <BlackDevil> i do
12:00 <zapbuzz> fancy that BD how u know about it eh?
12:00 <BlackDevil> but they are paying customers
12:00 <zapbuzz> lol
12:00 <zapbuzz> hahaha
13:00 <xm> BlackDevil, did you know there's a country called Pooland?
13:00 <xm> guess what it's covered in?
14:00 <BlackDevil> dirt
16:00 <xm> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PDYc0QNoO3A
16:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Dash Berlin feat. Shanokee - Surrender (Arctic Moon Remix) (Sep 2, 2013) 8:22 - Category: Entertainment - 88,041 -
16:00 <xm> surrender to your homoerotic urges for Q{{
18:00 <simba> ahh an 8 minute mystical journey
18:00 <simba> that makes me miss Excessives links
18:00 <simba> some were p good
18:00 <simba> some were v bad
19:00 <xm> the one i clicked of his was good
19:00 <xm> Depeche Mode - People are People
21:00 <zapbuzz> i luv food
21:00 <xm> same
21:00 <simba> is this your kinda stuff?
21:00 <zapbuzz> oh ... btw .... theres a town called Shit in Iran
21:00 <simba> http://mixes.beatport.com/mix/summer-ibiza-house-mix-vol-2/183661
21:00 <xm> i think if i stopped eating food
21:00 <xm> i'd die
21:00 <xm> that;s how much i love food zapbuzz 
21:00 <beehhh> goodnite
21:00 <xm> simba, just one of many. but i like this quite a bit
22:00 <zapbuzz> xm go get 30 bucks and buy a tin of toddler formula its yummy
22:00 <simba> thats this guy i know whos house i used to be at every day as he messed around on the decks, i didnt realise he is making mixes and putting them out there and apparently people are listening
22:00 <xm> lol zapbuzz
23:00 <xm> oh?
23:00 <zapbuzz> serious i have ulcers sometimes is all that keeps me alive
23:00 <xm> checking it out
23:00 <zapbuzz> and man do i look fuckable
23:00 <zapbuzz> everything the body needs
24:00 <zapbuzz> went through a tin in 4 days lol
24:00 <simba> eating toddler formula?
24:00 <simba> lol
24:00 <xm> does it work like body building protein stuff too?
24:00 <zapbuzz> yeah man
24:00 <xm> is this the fountain of youth?
24:00 <simba> like just toddler formula?
24:00 <zapbuzz> its for adults too as a suppliment
25:00 <xm> interesting diet zapbuzz 
25:00 <xm> you can be the toddle formula zyzz
25:00 <xm> come up with your brand too
25:00 <xm> your nickname is already close too
25:00 <zapbuzz> milk food yummy dairy my fav food cant buy cheese though too much inflation
26:00 <xm> inflation?
26:00 <zapbuzz> $10 a kg of generic cheese
26:00 <xm> how long would that last you
26:00 <zapbuzz> about 3 weeks
27:00 <zapbuzz> im thinking of stealing it
27:00 <zapbuzz> and tobacco too
27:00 <simba> wear a mask
27:00 <zapbuzz> im sick of stressing what others can have 
28:00 <zapbuzz> i'll even take it up with the high courts with the reason of political blackmail and economic treason
28:00 <xm> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CwOqJfrwy9c
28:00 <zapbuzz> heh i'll get a cool mask
28:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Lange - Crossroads (Alex Larichev Remix) (Jun 17, 2014) 6:04 - Category: Music - 107 views - 1 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
29:00 <zapbuzz> 4 puches of champion ruby is like 230
29:00 <zapbuzz> 15 years ago it'd bet less than 40
29:00 <xm> zapbuzz, the best way to protect your identity with a mask is take a photo of your face, put it in photoshop, swirl it a bit, print it out and glue it onto a mask
29:00 <zapbuzz> very funny 
30:00 <zapbuzz> take a photo off my arse instead
30:00 <zapbuzz> ha
30:00 <xm> what's your favourite brand and type of cheese?
30:00 <xm> you could do that
30:00 <simba> so many things open and a game starts - third world problems!!!!!!!!!!
30:00 <zapbuzz> i luv crackerbarrel
31:00 <xm> oh that
31:00 <xm> it's pretty nice
31:00 <zapbuzz> kraft cheddar is good to belongs to dowell egberts hahahaha
31:00 <xm> it's kinda shaped like a bar... like how'd you'd go eat a snickers or something
31:00 <zapbuzz> kraft: owned by tobbacco
32:00 <zapbuzz> how krafty
32:00 <zapbuzz> rip offs
32:00 <zapbuzz> bout time the pollies got pay cuts
32:00 <xm> how much do you think a PM should get?
32:00 <xm> dont forget they get nice super too
32:00 <zapbuzz> nothing.
33:00 <zapbuzz> go to work in their own cars pay for their own food
33:00 <zapbuzz> useless
33:00 <xm> are you an anarchist?
34:00 <zapbuzz> i want to train a group of no hopers into anarchistical gurillas
34:00 <zapbuzz> start a terrorist faction 
35:00 <zapbuzz> u know what its like to be a convict in victoria
35:00 <zapbuzz> get treated like a terrorist anyway so it wouldnt matter much
35:00 <zapbuzz> only to the fat pigs
35:00 <zapbuzz> if only i did what i thought of
35:00 <xm> ./nick InterruptedRomeo
36:00 <zapbuzz> rather just move to tahiti
36:00 <simba> u wanna start DEAD CELL irl
36:00 <zapbuzz> everyone in vic wears dark clothes how the heck can ya get a root if they're all shadows
38:00 <zapbuzz> im too wise to disclose unlawful intent thats why i fantasise about it
39:00 <zapbuzz> besides i rather stay away from predators i dont want to be one'
39:00 <xm> toddler formula = the spice
39:00 <xm> the toddler formula must flow
39:00 <zapbuzz> :)
40:00 <zapbuzz> maybe i should knock off some tins hahaha
40:00 <BlackDevil> Michael Jackson would have been 56 today.
40:00 <zapbuzz> had it with nutri grain instead of milk i diluted it with warm water it was so sweet
41:00 <zapbuzz> i luv mj's song thriller the neighbourhood is a zombie land
42:00 <zapbuzz> neighbour slammed his door when i played it last haha
42:00 <zapbuzz> prolly for another reason never speak to em
43:00 <zapbuzz> zombie apocolypse is  upon us and mj is gonna seal our doom
43:00 <zapbuzz> muahahahahahaha
46:00 <simba> good
46:00 <simba> i cant wait
51:00 <zapbuzz> loaded up my music collection in itunes apparently i have 4,600 hours of music
53:00 <zapbuzz> this is what i want for christmas
53:00 <zapbuzz> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tb-Mce9VpmY
53:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Weird Al Yankovic - The Night Santa Went Crazy (Mar 31, 2007) 4:03 - Category: Music - 7,330,071 - 22,564 likes (95%), 1,178 dislikes (5%)
55:00 <Loof> ass sprinkler
55:00 <zapbuzz> merry xmas loof
55:00 <zapbuzz> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tb-Mce9VpmY
55:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Weird Al Yankovic - The Night Santa Went Crazy (Mar 31, 2007) 4:03 - Category: Music - 7,330,071 -
56:00 <zapbuzz> for xmas :D
59:00 <Interrupt> i was in desert storm
00:00 <simba> im just waiting for a mate
00:00 <Interrupt> lolll
01:00 <Interrupt> im just waitin for the fast food resturants to open
01:00 <Interrupt> subway open at 9am
02:00 <Interrupt> the slut girl there can make me a footlong
15:00 <Int3rruptedRomeo> Interrupt is that you going around ram raiding those stores for their safes?
15:00 <Interrupt> nope
16:00 <xm> you sure? you can tell me. i wont dob you in. the reward is nothing to me anyway. im on the D$P
16:00 <Interrupt> ill be getting a greenwood pizza tonight
17:00 <xm> i looked up Greenwood on the map earlier
17:00 <xm> when lookng for Darch
17:00 <xm> and Greenwood isnt that far from Girrawheen really
17:00 <xm> which means Duncraig and Girrawheen arent that far?
17:00 <Interrupt> girrawheen shops is just off waneroo rd
17:00 <xm> which i find odd...
18:00 <Interrupt> yer i only found that out a few months ago
18:00 <Interrupt> cause i wanted to go to rivers
18:00 <Interrupt> in girrawheen
18:00 <Interrupt> there is a pub there
19:00 <Interrupt> girrawheen pub
19:00 <xm> what do you think of the pubs in/near the city?
19:00 <Interrupt> dont know dont go to them
19:00 <Interrupt> brisbane hotel is flash one
20:00 <Interrupt> but the city is fucked
20:00 <Interrupt> at night
20:00 <Interrupt> some nigger will jump out and attack ya
22:00 <Interrupt> especially at mcdonalds near murray street
23:00 <xm> do they dress up as hamburgler
24:00 <zapbuzz> thats it i'll rob maccas
24:00 <zapbuzz> ruddell ruddell
25:00 <zapbuzz> since i get up at midday i'll go with a magnum and make em gimme bacon n egg mcmuffins
25:00 <Interrupt> i was watching this show masterminds on youtube
25:00 <Interrupt> about this crimnal
25:00 <zapbuzz> yes it was me
25:00 <zapbuzz> :D
25:00 <xm> they dont do mcmuffins at that time
25:00 <xm> zapbuzz
25:00 <Interrupt> he would cut holes in the roof of fast food places and wait til they opened in the morning and jump out and rob them
26:00 <zapbuzz> (i wish)
26:00 <xm> you gonna force them?
26:00 <xm> that makes the robbery worse
26:00 <xm> they do not do it after 10.30am!
26:00 <Interrupt> he was living in a toys r us
26:00 <zapbuzz> i know
26:00 <xm> you're breaking the law and also internal policy
26:00 <Interrupt> would wait for them to close and hide in the shop
26:00 <zapbuzz> think i'll make my own and save hundreds
27:00 <Interrupt> and this other guy robbed banks all over canada
27:00 <xm> before i go for my exams i cheat my putting all the answers in my head
27:00 <Interrupt> and then he would walk past and talk to the police and ask them what was happening after changing clothes and shit lol
27:00 <zapbuzz> lol
27:00 <Interrupt> balls of steel
27:00 <Bastardly_One> holy shit
27:00 <zapbuzz> opportunistic more like
28:00 <Bastardly_One> this is so slow this sim
28:00 <Bastardly_One> but clearly I'm already addicted
28:00 <Bastardly_One> is that the time?
28:00 <zapbuzz> sim?
28:00 <Interrupt> i could never do something like that
28:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah farming simulator
28:00 <Bastardly_One> combination of old age and too many drugs
29:00 <zapbuzz> Interrupt perhaps you could rob the budgie smuggler and his evil minions
29:00 <Interrupt> hamburgler
29:00 <zapbuzz> more money than a bank
29:00 <Interrupt> you would get caught
29:00 <zapbuzz> lol
30:00 <zapbuzz> thats right sercret service agents
30:00 <Interrupt> these days its all so sophisticated CCTV 
30:00 <Interrupt> police just go on a description
30:00 <zapbuzz> use a static bomb ... bye bye big brother
30:00 <xm> Bastardly_One, just go to game difficulty and drag the vertical bar from the top where it says "couleurs" to the bottom where it says "bastardly_one"
31:00 <Bastardly_One> what?
31:00 <Bastardly_One> that made no sense 
31:00 <Interrupt> that does not make sense
31:00 <Interrupt> chewbacca
31:00 <zapbuzz> lol
32:00 <Bastardly_One> pz shut up
32:00 <xm> there are swimming birds underneath your floorboards that are using the magnetic material in their brain to follow the migratory patterns of penguins back to  antarctica
32:00 <zapbuzz> wtf
32:00 <zapbuzz> rotfl
33:00 <xm> look outside the window there's a snowman smiling at you yet it's summer. he has a broccoli for a nose because carrots are in short supply but he's OK with that and happy
33:00 <zapbuzz> oh happy days
34:00 <zapbuzz> XD
34:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
34:00 <zapbuzz> you should cut it tho
36:00 <zapbuzz> watch out for budgie smuggler clones they wanna cut yer pensions
36:00 <zapbuzz> they use pawns to steer rats to you
37:00 <BlackDevil> i want to put a finger in your bum Bastardly_One
37:00 <zapbuzz> they gnaw and gnaw at you until they get enough to cut you down and get paid
39:00 <Saemon> sup 
39:00 <zapbuzz> i dont get it i quit the dope and this lil rat dog drunk and smokin joints says "you don't deserve the pension" i realised he spent his taxi fare home and thought he'd try scare me into paying i showed my medical and psych analysis he ran home
40:00 <Saemon> the fuck are u even on about you poofter
41:00 <Saemon> shut ya face mate or i'll deck ya one 
41:00 <Saemon> faggot motherfucka
41:00 <zapbuzz> anytime pedo
42:00 <Saemon> haha im gona tell Serenity on you now
42:00 <zapbuzz> Saemon you see your a cop sucka
42:00 <Saemon> she doesnt take kindly to pedo accusations
42:00 <zapbuzz> u suck their DICKS
42:00 <Saemon> say hello to a ban faggot.
42:00 <Saemon> :)
43:00 <zapbuzz> omg a smiley face
43:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck up simple simon
43:00 <Bastardly_One> too early for you 
43:00 <zapbuzz> stacked me dads car
44:00 <zapbuzz> i was glad
44:00 <zapbuzz> payed 1,300 in 6 months just to make it safe didnt work
44:00 <zapbuzz> wheel bearing
44:00 <zapbuzz> mad ass motor
45:00 <zapbuzz> hit the gas instead of the brake whoosh 
45:00 <zapbuzz> bearing locked up careered into a gutter smashed the wheel off
46:00 <zapbuzz> i was glad
46:00 <zapbuzz> he can pay the tow truck my chrissy pressy for him
47:00 <zapbuzz> lost his son to a car accident gives his last a death trap
49:00 <simba> lo.l
50:00 <xm> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aFs412sr2Qg
51:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Tiff Lacey & Loverush UK! Wilderness Original Version (Jul 11, 2011) 4:52 - Category: Music - 9,687 -
51:00 <xm> DreAmY
52:00 <xm> i was lost in disneyland... until i found blackdevil...and he reunited me with my parents
54:00 <simba> disney is a homosexual fortress
54:00 <xm> it's a mardi gras parade everynight and they get fireworks too
54:00 <simba> In an interview with the homosexual publication The Advocate, Shumacher said: “There are a lot of gay people (at Disney) at every level. It is a very supportive environment.” – Human Events, 8/12/94; The Advocate 6/25/9
54:00 <xm> yeah ive heard
55:00 <simba> Thomas Schumacher president of disney theatre
55:00 <xm> it happened with a change of direction at the top
55:00 <xm> yes
55:00 <Interrupt> hope it doesnt keep raining
55:00 <Interrupt> i want to walk to maccas
55:00 <simba>  “Like it or not, lesbians are not yet chic entertainment attractions for a lot of America. With Lloyd and Disney on our side, though, anything is possible.
56:00 <simba> they chose the wrong model tho, chicks arent into miley ciruses chicken ass
56:00 <Interrupt> what about guys ?
56:00 <simba> americas next top lesbian
56:00 <Interrupt> i wanna be on tpo
56:00 <Interrupt> top
56:00 <simba> r u a top?
56:00 <simba> im sure we can find a bottom for you 
56:00 <Interrupt> next top model
57:00 <xm> Interrupt identifies as 'versatile'. he isnt narrow minded. he is very open to new experiences
58:00 <simba> u can be so open minded that it leads u into lesbianism 
58:00 <simba> watch out pz
58:00 <simba> lost in the wilderness
59:00 <xm> it starts off with skype sessions with beehhh. then you say you want to say 'hi!' to norell. then before you know it you start asking for them to make out and one thing leads to another
59:00 <Interrupt> lol
00:00 <simba> beehhh: "hey boys"
00:00 <Saemon> and once you cum, you will feel all guilty and disgusted with yourself for jerking off to norell and beehhh having sex on cam. but during the time while you were still horny, it seemed perfectly alright.
02:00 <xm> we were just using our imagination. but Saemon, you were using your memories
02:00 <Interrupt> trannys
02:00 <simba> the fuck?
03:00 <BlackDevil> simba
03:00 <BlackDevil> your toy is here http://images.thezooom.com/uploads/2013/03/Sex-Toy-in-the-park-240x319.jpg
04:00 <Saemon> xm mate
04:00 <Saemon> look
05:00 <simba> stfu semen
05:00 <Saemon> behind u xm its a ghost!!! (:o
05:00 <simba> thats y i said stfu
05:00 <Saemon> who u gona call? GHOSTBUSTERS! DER DER DER NER DE DE DE 
06:00 <simba> its tough 2 see u embarass urself like this
06:00 <Saemon> lol im just high on life bro
06:00 <simba> im not ur bro bro
06:00 <Saemon> i nearly died today 
06:00 <Saemon> choked on a grape
06:00 <Saemon> luckily it came out just as i was majorly gasping
06:00 <Saemon> made me realised how much i actually do wanted to live
07:00 <Saemon> new lease on life yp
07:00 <Saemon> big wake up call
07:00 <simba> why cant grapes just do their job
08:00 <xm> Saemon, you should cut your grapes into in half and then each half into half again
08:00 <xm> then go have some toddler formula
08:00 <Saemon> hey that australian soccer player who plays for the kangaroos
08:00 <xm> maybe mix it all in a blender
08:00 <xm> could be nice
08:00 <Saemon> larry cool
08:00 <Saemon> is he still an active player?
08:00 <Saemon> last i heard he was with adelaide united
09:00 <simba> do you just make shit up so people will talk to you?
09:00 <simba> larry cool? lmao
09:00 <simba> the fuck 
09:00 <simba> i actually believe you just pulled that out of your ass to keep some kinda convo going
09:00 <Saemon> i think thats his name
10:00 <Saemon> the commentators speak to freaken fast for me to hear it properly
10:00 <simba> the commentators in your head?
10:00 <Saemon> and that other aussie player jim k-hill(?) or something
11:00 <Saemon> he's also pretty good
11:00 <xm> joe cool
11:00 <xm> yeah
11:00 <Saemon> ah just googled it
12:00 <zapbuzz> :D
13:00 <simba> lol
13:00 <simba> ______KUM_______
15:00 <zapbuzz> lol kum Semen
15:00 <zapbuzz> XD
15:00 <zapbuzz> is Serenity a guy?
15:00 <simba> Yes
16:00 <zapbuzz> figures.
16:00 <simba> why do u ask
17:00 <simba> does he seem girly on here
18:00 <faux> um
18:00 <faux> https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=865995386756855
18:00 <simba> wb steenz
18:00 <faux> cheers
18:00 <faux> couldnt get back to sleep
18:00 <faux> -_-
19:00 <NrKy> #melbourne, wassssuuuuuuuuuuuuupppppp!
19:00 <NrKy> This thing's still here!
19:00 <simba> lol
19:00 <simba> metal abc
20:00 <NrKy> Do any of the old ShaftedLAN crew still hang out in here?
20:00 <simba> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fse_CQUgqSg
20:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: BxTCH I KNO MY ABC'S (Feb 19, 2012) 2:28 - Category: Comedy - 706,416 -
20:00 <simba> NrKy is that anything to do with BaSHeD @ LaN
21:00 <faux> i cant handle shaky cams
21:00 <faux> lol niggers.
21:00 <faux> why are the white kids on one side
21:00 <faux> lol
22:00 <simba> ummmmmmmmmmmmmm
22:00 <faux> dont
22:00 <NrKy> simba: Can't say I've ever heard of bashed @ lan, soz
22:00 <simba> u
22:00 <simba> theres just 3 of them there
22:00 <simba> fucken white kids
22:00 <NrKy> ShaftedLAN were affiliated with RespawnLAN, BigDayIn, etc..
23:00 <simba> not 2 suer
24:00 <faux> ok
25:00 <faux> irc krewz
26:00 <NrKy> wow, I love how IRC still discloses a host name when users leave :)
26:00 <BlackDevil> i know
26:00 <simba> u can have a mask now
26:00 <xm> oh yeah i remember tomorrowLAN
26:00 <xm> best festival
26:00 <fawks> I know LoofsLAN
27:00 <fawks> she's a crazy bitch.
27:00 <BlackDevil> i cant see anyone's mask :/
28:00 <NrKy> use "/whois <name>"
28:00 <xm> oh yeah the best LAN was
28:00 <xm> WasteLAN
29:00 <NrKy> neither of those lan group names ring a bell, lol
29:00 <xm> BushLAN was good too. lots of people came from the city to the country for that
29:00 <xm> there was SwampLAN too
30:00 <xm> it's all coming back to me lol
30:00 <fawks> http://www.iflscience.com/plants-and-animals/bad-news-arachnophobes-all-adults-have-facial-mites
30:00 <fawks> :'(
30:00 <xm> yeah eye lashes
30:00 <fawks> Yes I know eyelashes. These ones are in your pores.
30:00 <fawks> great 
30:00 <xm> facial crabs
31:00 <fawks> I'm going to scrub my face every 10 mins
31:00 <fawks> Cos yolo etc
31:00 <fawks> also I think it's breakfast time 
31:00 <simba> awolf was right were full of insects!!!!!!!
31:00 <BlackDevil> have you ever fapped in a public place?
32:00 <NrKy> when homeless people fap, are they fapping at home or in public?
32:00 <xm> they're fapping outside your window
32:00 <NrKy> i hope so!
32:00 <xm> so your home!
32:00 <BlackDevil> home
32:00 <BlackDevil> also cops need a search warrent to look at your property
32:00 <NrKy> given that my window has a view of Little Collins St, I hope they're doing it outside instead of in the lobby....
33:00 <xm> the window gets a bit cloudy so they rub it now and then to get a better view
33:00 <xm> they dont have much else to do for entertainment
33:00 <xm> FWHPP
33:00 <NrKy> if someone offers you their right hand to shake your hand, offer your left to confuse them, it's less likely to be the hand they fap with or wipe their arse
34:00 <xm> i do something like that bung eye people
34:00 <NrKy> bung eye people
34:00 <NrKy> ?
34:00 <xm> i keep changing my focus on a different eye
35:00 <NrKy> ahh lazy eye.... that shit confuses me, only one eye is looking straight at me, so i don't want to focus on just that eye, but if i dont, they might think i'm noticing their lazy eye.... farkkkkkk
35:00 <xm> yes, try it on them sometime
35:00 <NrKy> you can get that shit corrected with proper glasses and medical treatment
36:00 <xm> it's an ocular workout for them
36:00 <xm> i think it has to be by a certain age
36:00 <NrKy> ahh
36:00 <NrKy> yeah that's what i mean, the parents have to get that shit fixed or the poor buggers are stuck with it for life
36:00 <xm> or a patch or something later on. cant remember
36:00 <xm> you're effectively blind in that eye if you dont
36:00 <NrKy> nah it's not like a blizzard product, these bugs stick around forever
37:00 <xm> eye patch
37:00 <xm> 1.04
37:00 <simba> buggz
37:00 <simba> bugsy
37:00 <xm> i remember this Perceptual adaptation is the means by which the brain accounts for the differences that the subject may witness, particularly alterations in the visual field. For example, if an individual's visual field is altered forty five degrees left, the brain accounts for the difference allowing the individual to function normally.[1]
38:00 <xm> On a later experiment, Stratton wore the glasses for eight whole days. By day four, the images seen through the instrument were still upside down. However, on day five, images appeared upright until he concentrated on them; then they became inverted again. By having to concentrate on his vision to turn it upside down again, especially when he knew images were hitting his retinas in the opposite orientation as normal, Stratton deduced his brain had 
38:00 <xm> reprocessed his vision and adapted to the changes in vision.
38:00 <xm> it's all in ya head!!!
39:00 <NrKy> like how we're really hanging from the outer surface of a planet, so 'down' is actually away from the planet's core, but our brains flip the image to make us think that 'down' is towards the planet's core :)
48:00 <BlackDevil> loof is element's brother
49:00 <simba> lol
50:00 <simba> ur dum
56:00 <BlackDevil> You're* dumb.*
00:00 <simba> lol
00:00 <simba> ur dum blakdeivl
01:00 <simba> i kan spel jutd fnbu
01:00 <Loof> watch out he'll get all butthurt and banhappy again
02:00 <BlackDevil> im not ban happy
04:00 <BlackDevil> lol http://i.4cdn.org/b/1409343816492.gif
06:00 <simba> lmaoooooooo fucken owned u shirtless goon
10:00 <xm> does he still have to donate money for the cause
15:00 <BlackDevil> i dont then have $100
17:00 <BlackDevil> simba http://i.4cdn.org/b/1409346980361.webm
19:00 <simba> wtf
19:00 <simba> the braces were a huge turn off
19:00 <simba> suddenly she looked 13
23:00 <BlackDevil> this
23:00 <BlackDevil> is
23:00 <BlackDevil> wtf http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1409340600606.webm
25:00 <xm> bone home
25:00 <xm> cum
27:00 <simba> doesnt work
27:00 <simba> e3 cum home
27:00 <simba> et
34:00 <BlackDevil> http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/brother-sister-arrested-after-having-4127773
41:00 <BlackDevil> make ice cream while kicking it 
41:00 <BlackDevil> http://www.hammacher.com/Product/84781
51:00 <zapbuzz> et has a strange tool i must say
51:00 <zapbuzz> done me head in actually
52:00 <zapbuzz> now i bet they've done beavis and butthead
52:00 <zapbuzz> eww
03:00 <ATS63> Tits or gtfo
03:00 <Interrupt> ?
04:00 <ATS63> gtfo
44:00 <Loof> can't wait to get a gameklip to mount my phone to a ps3 controller for mobile gaming with analogue contollers
51:00 <Loof> http://buy.thegameklip.com/products/gameklip-casemount
10:00 <Resool> hello+
32:00 <TheRon> carn the blues
33:00 <TheRon> marc murphy out cripps in
42:00 <FredFlinstone> damn
42:00 <FredFlinstone> that sucks
42:00 <FredFlinstone> I think we under half a side now
43:00 <FredFlinstone> have to rely on juddy
43:00 <FredFlinstone> and bryceyyyyyyyyyy
43:00 <FredFlinstone> woohooo
43:00 <FredFlinstone> you good things
43:00 <FredFlinstone> beat the scum this week and they get smashed next week 
43:00 <TheRon> i will be switching to freo v port
44:00 <FredFlinstone> go the Rooos
44:00 <FredFlinstone> yeah I be at the wedding
44:00 <FredFlinstone> second halders
44:00 <FredFlinstone> halfers
44:00 <FredFlinstone> go freo
44:00 <FredFlinstone> bahs those bogan fucks
44:00 <FredFlinstone> bash
44:00 <TheRon> getting pissed and making a fool of yourself
45:00 <FredFlinstone> dunno havent had a drink for over 5 weeks now
45:00 <FredFlinstone> and there is red 
45:00 <FredFlinstone> :)
45:00 <FredFlinstone> its very posh where we a re going
46:00 <FredFlinstone> must be on my best behaviour
46:00 <FredFlinstone> as if that will stop me lol
46:00 <TheRon> the footy on during the wedding?
46:00 <FredFlinstone> one wouldnt think so
46:00 <FredFlinstone> cerremony first
46:00 <FredFlinstone> be over then
46:00 <FredFlinstone> he barrkcs for carlton too
47:00 <TheRon> bonus
48:00 <FredFlinstone> hahahahaha
48:00 <FredFlinstone> just have to check afterwards
48:00 <TheRon> see that
48:00 <FredFlinstone> if its close at half time
50:00 <TheRon> good start
50:00 <TheRiddler> hallo
50:00 <TheRiddler> mmmm
50:00 <TheRon> boobies?
50:00 <TheRiddler> sizzling lamb with nuts n yoghurt
51:00 <TheRiddler> watching 1 jamie's cooking shows
51:00 <TheRiddler> +of
51:00 <TheRon> the footy?
02:00 <TheRiddler> food porn
02:00 <oxygen> with my last 7 minutes of battery life
02:00 <oxygen> i shall torment u brittishflubber
02:00 <oxygen> muahhaahhaahahahaaahahahahhahaaaah
02:00 <TheRiddler> how sad
03:00 <oxygen> brittneyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
03:00 <simba> ~~~~~~TORTURE~~~~~~~~~~
03:00 <simba> i thought the stupid game was at 1pm, stupid perth
03:00 <TheRiddler> it's on now?
04:00 <simba> da portss game
04:00 <TheRon> 3.10 aest
04:00 <simba> 1.10 is preth time i assume
04:00 <TheRon> yes'
05:00 <simba> go da powa rite up em
05:00 <TheRiddler> someone forgot to tell 7 here
05:00 <TheRon> having a smoke before the game?
05:00 <TheRiddler> I dont see on the guide
05:00 <TheRiddler> unless the guide is not updated
06:00 <TheRiddler> It's got horse racing n extreme sailing
06:00 <TheRon> carn the blues
06:00 <TheRiddler> and the hannah montana movie
06:00 <TheRiddler> >_<
11:00 <FredAway> go you bastards
11:00 <simba> ill smoke during teh game
14:00 <TheRon> insane in the membrane
14:00 <simba> tyson goldsack
14:00 <simba> would he be a good get 4 us
14:00 <simba> is he much good up front
15:00 <FredAway> woo fuckin hoo!
15:00 <TheRon> defensive forward nothing more
15:00 <FredAway> hopefully a white wash
15:00 <FredAway> early days though
15:00 <British^Meat> heh sack
16:00 <FredAway> doing allright
16:00 <TheRon> aight
17:00 <FredAway> clearing it out of the centrre
17:00 <FredAway> supose I should think about a shower and a shave
18:00 <TheRiddler> goldsack is servicivble
18:00 <FredAway> nah wait
21:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cno20onK9dY
21:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Cake-The Distance (Oct 2, 2008) 3:01 - Category: Music - 446,386 -
21:00 <TheRiddler> the game is on 7 instead of hannah montana
22:00 <TheRiddler> but on the site it says 2hr delay at 1pm
22:00 <TheRiddler> :/
33:00 <TheRiddler> http://i.imgur.com/mMKhd.jpg lmao
37:00 <ATS63> dongs
39:00 <TheRiddler> http://i.imgur.com/Ugwfm.jpg
42:00 <ATS63> dong tears
50:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cno20onK9dY
50:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Cake-The Distance (Oct 2, 2008) 0 - Category: Music - 446,389 -
50:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0XcN12uVHeQ
51:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Red Hot Chili Peppers - Soul To Squeeze [Official Music Video] (Jul 15, 2011) 4:53 - Category: Music - 6,312,375 -
51:00 <ATS63> I can see you're trying not to be a faggot but its really gay
53:00 <BlackDevil> so my script is not broken
54:00 <BlackDevil> just youtube is being a dick
54:00 <BlackDevil> found it
55:00 <BlackDevil> TheRon
55:00 <BlackDevil> mate
55:00 <BlackDevil> have you listen to cake and red hot song at the same time?
55:00 <BlackDevil> cake overrides
55:00 <gussett> heh
01:00 <Interrupt> `info
01:00 <TheRiddler> hai fawks
01:00 <fawks> Good afternoon
01:00 <Interrupt> is this a jewish IRC channel ?
01:00 <Interrupt> seems that way with the bans
02:00 <TheRiddler> you're a jew
02:00 <Interrupt> if i was a jew i'd have ops like BlackDevil 
02:00 <Interrupt> and a Longie
02:00 <BlackDevil> i dont have ops
02:00 <Interrupt> BlackDevil, Why are you such a smart ass ?
03:00 <BlackDevil> because I can be
03:00 <gremlinz> if i had a smart ass, i'd be double smart
03:00 <Interrupt> Dickhead
03:00 <BlackDevil> lol
03:00 <BlackDevil> that is true
03:00 <Interrupt> BlackDevil the faggot
03:00 <BlackDevil> thats not nice
03:00 <BlackDevil> let me put a finger in you
04:00 <gussett> notice the channel shrinking?
04:00 <Interrupt> let me chop you up into little pieces and throw you in the indian ocean
04:00 <gussett> that happens with smart arses in control.
04:00 <BlackDevil> notice that IRC is shrinking?
04:00 <TheRiddler> wtf
04:00 <TheRiddler> no afl game on
04:00 <TheRiddler> how lame
04:00 <Interrupt> Austnet shrank quick the way you treat your users fuckhead
04:00 <BlackDevil> notice afl is not on?
05:00 <Interrupt> Get some real ops
05:00 <BlackDevil> you want to see real ops?
05:00 <Interrupt> yeah come on bitch
05:00 <Interrupt> gonna ban me
05:00 <Serenity> but you are a fuckhead
05:00 <gussett> what happened to Longie?
05:00 <Serenity> thats why you get treated like one
05:00 <TheRiddler> lolll
05:00 <gremlinz> shnap
05:00 <Serenity> hate to laugh at what BlackDevil does but LOL
06:00 <TheRiddler> he deserved it lol
06:00 <Serenity> he did
06:00 <BlackDevil> i was going to do a 1 second zline
06:00 <BlackDevil> but that was funnier
06:00 <Serenity> killing is funnier
06:00 <BlackDevil> he's back
07:00 <Serenity> wait for it
07:00 <BlackDevil> and quit
07:00 <Serenity> aw
07:00 <TheRiddler> dirty rotten scoundrels is on
07:00 <ATS63> BlackDevil: how does it feel to be 0.3% of the population? Clearly you're taking over the world
07:00 <TheRiddler> channel 9
07:00 <BlackDevil> thats some #swag
08:00 <ATS63> bitches love sweg
09:00 <TheRiddler> smeg
09:00 <ATS63> smegger
09:00 <Serenity> BlackDevils ops pulls the bitches
09:00 <Serenity> be jel
10:00 <fawks> Just vomited in me own mouth
10:00 <TheRiddler> gross
10:00 <TheRiddler> you sick?
10:00 <fawks> No 
10:00 <ATS63> fawks: did you eject it or swallow it?
10:00 <TheRiddler> oh
10:00 <fawks> I mean at the thought of blackdumshit pulling chicks
10:00 <TheRiddler> lol
10:00 <fawks> It didn't actually happen 
10:00 <fawks> jebus
10:00 <ATS63> :(
11:00 <fawks> Watching good will hunting 
11:00 <Serenity> lol
11:00 <BlackDevil> i think he had a cry about that kill
11:00 <Serenity> sif she had to explains that lol
11:00 <fawks> I know..
11:00 <BlackDevil> not coming back
11:00 <fawks> my god
11:00 <ATS63> Good.
11:00 <Serenity> maybe you should do it more often BlackDevil
11:00 <Serenity> he needs a break
11:00 <fawks> U ACTUALLY VOMITED R U OK
11:00 <fawks> lol
12:00 <TheRiddler> margaret river camebert cheese isnt that good
12:00 <ATS63> well I just wanted to troll you on swallowing vomit
12:00 <ATS63> tbh
12:00 <Serenity> have you tried the MR port cheddar ash?
12:00 <Serenity> its so fkn good
12:00 <TheRiddler> nope
12:00 <fawks> Chowdeeeerrr
13:00 <Serenity> CHOWDERRR SAY IT
13:00 <TheRiddler> I'm not sure which port cheddar a I have
13:00 <Serenity> never!
13:00 <ATS63> I must do a sinker stinker
14:00 <TheRiddler> it's herritage country cheese
15:00 <Serenity> next time you get cheese get the margs port one
15:00 <Serenity> the black wax with the purple label
15:00 <Serenity> its ridiculously yummy
18:00 <TheRiddler> this better be the movie with steve martin
18:00 <BlackDevil> 9-year-old girl playing on Oregon beach dies when large hole collapses and buries her 
18:00 <TheRon> beef casserole anyone
18:00 <TheRiddler> it is
18:00 <Serenity> i got the vidiot last night
18:00 <TheRiddler> another 1
19:00 <TheRiddler> ?
19:00 <TheRiddler> what's with holes on beaches in US
19:00 <Serenity> =/
19:00 <TheRon> kramer hitting golf balls
19:00 <ATS63> TheRiddler: at least they didn't give that one an uzi
20:00 <TheRiddler> I think I heard there had been 9 ppl
20:00 <TheRiddler> stfu ATS63
20:00 <Serenity> lol.
21:00 <TheRon> the fat lady is almost singning at the 'g
22:00 <TheRon> carn port
23:00 <ATS63> All I'm saying is, we should have mandatory background checks for anyone thinking about raising a child to the age of 9
25:00 <TheRiddler> damn blues
25:00 <TheRon> all i'm saying those people on the malaysian plane that got shot down knew waht they were getting into when they boarded the plane, i say let 'em burn
25:00 <TheRiddler> ATS63 stahp
30:00 <ATS63> The malaysian airlines thing is retarded. Ain't the malaysians fault for either accident. Its the risk you take when you board a plane, or worse still, raise children
31:00 <ATS63> When I lay awake at night its not with worry that my cat will become a drug addict or spend their career at mcdonalds or get pregnant
31:00 <TheRon> a collingwood supporter?
32:00 <TheRon> what happens if you say biggie smalls into a mirror three times?
33:00 <ATS63> A 9 year old kills you
33:00 <TheRon> damn!
33:00 <ATS63> Well, maturity of a 9 year old anyway
33:00 <ATS63> aka biggie smalls
34:00 <Ana_Ng> right about now
34:00 <TheRon> the bar tonight Ana_Ng ?
35:00 <Ana_Ng> FUNK SOUL BROTHA
35:00 <TheRon> nine!!
35:00 <Ana_Ng> already went
35:00 <TheRon> nice
35:00 <Ana_Ng> eating now
35:00 <TheRon> really
35:00 <TheRiddler> ATS63 sounds like mrwuf
35:00 <Ana_Ng> there are many bars between my work and my home
35:00 <TheRon> any like men?
35:00 <Ana_Ng> i saw some men
36:00 <Ana_Ng> and i got to meet the wife of a man who once shoved his tongue down my throat
36:00 <Ana_Ng> so that was nice
37:00 <TheRon> always a bonus\
37:00 <ATS63> She caught a weiner
37:00 <TheRiddler> someone unban quinn pls
37:00 <ATS63> Did you tell her?
37:00 <TheRon> did you compare notes?
37:00 <Ana_Ng> no i just said hi
37:00 <Ana_Ng> and bye
38:00 <TheRon> i use celery leaf as a herb is that wroung?
38:00 <ATS63> Let matters sort themselves out eh
39:00 <ATS63> !trivia
41:00 <Ana_Ng> Where are the foreign-born residents of Hawaii from?
41:00 <Ana_Ng> the most
41:00 <TheRon> japan
41:00 <Ana_Ng> japan is #2
41:00 <TheRon> the pacific isalnds?
41:00 <TheRiddler> phillipines
41:00 <Ana_Ng> theriddler winz
42:00 <TheRiddler> next
42:00 <TheRon> how does that work?
42:00 <TheRiddler> lol
42:00 <TheRiddler> they ride whales
42:00 <Ana_Ng> What language is spoken by 51% of the EU?
42:00 <TheRiddler> :p
43:00 <TheRon> english?
43:00 <Doodle> german
43:00 <Ana_Ng> theron winz
43:00 <Ana_Ng> german is #2
43:00 <Doodle> scheize
43:00 <Doodle> *ss
43:00 <TheRiddler> Russian
43:00 <gussett> french?
43:00 <TheRon> what province of ukraine is all the shit going down?
44:00 <Doodle> crimea
44:00 <Doodle> river
44:00 <Doodle> keke
44:00 <Loof> or cum
44:00 <Loof> of*
44:00 <TheRon> let me rephrase whereabouts is the latest russian incursion
44:00 <Doodle> ukraine
44:00 <Ana_Ng> donetsk
44:00 <TheRon> Ana_Ng: wins
45:00 <gussett> heh.
45:00 <Ana_Ng> Which Asian city has the highest population density?
45:00 <Doodle> tokyo
45:00 <TheRon> shanghai?
45:00 <Q{> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vstNm5xzuKM
45:00 <LilDragonGirl> hongkong
45:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Animals - Don't Let Me Be Misunderstood (HQ) (Apr 5, 2011) 2:29 - Category: Music - 673,010 - 3,596 likes (99.3%), 24 dislikes (0.7%)
45:00 <ATS63> HK
45:00 <TheRiddler> ^
45:00 <Doodle> seoul
46:00 <Ana_Ng> hold on
46:00 <TheRon> macau
46:00 <Loof> oh god does ana's trivia never end
46:00 <TheRiddler> no
46:00 <BlackDevil> have to give her sex
46:00 <Ana_Ng> the country with the highest population density
46:00 <TheRiddler> that's what trivia is
46:00 <Loof> she just does it to get attention
46:00 <TheRon> mc hammer - u can't touch this
46:00 <ATS63> china
46:00 <TheRon> taipei
46:00 <ATS63> beijing
46:00 <ATS63> tacoland
46:00 <Ana_Ng> Which Asian COUNTRY has the highest population density?
46:00 <TheRon> singapore
46:00 <LilDragonGirl> china
47:00 <Ana_Ng> theron winz
47:00 <TheRiddler> Indonesia
47:00 <TheRiddler> oh
47:00 <TheRiddler> yes
47:00 <Ana_Ng> Which North American country has the lowest population density?
47:00 <Doodle> canada
47:00 <Ana_Ng> doodle winz
47:00 <Ana_Ng> Which African country has the most people?
48:00 <Loof> this is the gameshow that never ends, yes it goes on and on my friend, some people, started playing it not knowing what it was, and they'll continue playing it forever just because this is the gameshow that never ends...
48:00 <Doodle> south africa
48:00 <TheRiddler> there's only 2 countries in north america
48:00 <TheRiddler> lol
48:00 <TheRiddler> south africa
48:00 <Ana_Ng> the riddler, north america includes central america and caribbean
48:00 <TheRon> central america and the carribbean
48:00 <TheRiddler> ok
49:00 <Ana_Ng> give up?
49:00 <TheRiddler> thought they were seperate
49:00 <TheRon> nigeria
49:00 <TheRiddler> damn those nigerian princes
49:00 <TheRiddler> zimbabawe
49:00 <Ana_Ng> well it depends if you are speaking political, plate tectonics, trivia quizzes
49:00 <TheRon> cheating bastards
49:00 <Ana_Ng> theron winz - nigeria - 149 million
50:00 <TheRon> i just know shit
50:00 <Ana_Ng> What is the smallest country in Oceania?
50:00 <TheRiddler> where's the ebola atm?
50:00 <TheRon> palau
50:00 <TheRon> kiribati
50:00 <TheRon> nauru
50:00 <TheRon> i'm out
50:00 <TheRiddler> papu new guinea
50:00 <ATS63> fiji
50:00 <TheRiddler> however spelt
50:00 <Ana_Ng> theron winz - Nauru
51:00 <Ana_Ng> 21 sq km
51:00 <TheRon> i'm listening to 2pac and i feel dirty
52:00 <TheRiddler> they're teaching steve martin to be a scoundrel
52:00 <Ana_Ng> Which 5 countries border Israel?
52:00 <TheRon> egypt
52:00 <TheRon> jordan
52:00 <ATS63> palestine isn't a country remember
52:00 <TheRon> syria syria
52:00 <Ana_Ng> 4
52:00 <TheRiddler> palistien
52:00 <TheRon> saudi
53:00 <TheRon> lebanon
53:00 <TheRiddler> however spelt
53:00 <Ana_Ng> theron winz
53:00 <TheRiddler> palistine
53:00 <ATS63> can you do questions about mexican food? I'd so ace that
54:00 <Ana_Ng> palestine is recognized by 134 countries
54:00 <Ana_Ng> so the trivia people are calling it a country
54:00 <ATS63> Ana_Ng: not the one you live in
54:00 <TheRon> just not me
54:00 <Ana_Ng> or yours
54:00 <ATS63> or israel
54:00 <Ana_Ng> do you recognize Kosovo?
55:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RtIGCGu9L90
55:00 <ATS63> Me personally, or au?
55:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Pras featuring Mya & Ol' Dirty Bastard "Ghetto Superstar" (Sep 10, 2008) 4:11 - Category: Music - 6,399,621 - 19,074 likes (98.2%), 347 dislikes (1.8%)
55:00 <Ana_Ng> you do!
55:00 <Ana_Ng> but only 110 total do
56:00 <Ana_Ng> i think the rest are just lazy, can't be bothered filing the paperwork
56:00 <TheRiddler> aslong as the UN recognised it
56:00 <TheRiddler> that's all that counts
56:00 <Ana_Ng> i don't know if the UN recognizes countries
56:00 <ATS63> they do
57:00 <ATS63> they have a list, and membership is also a form of recognition
57:00 <TheRiddler> or NATO
57:00 <TheRiddler> or such
57:00 <TheRiddler> loll
57:00 <TheRiddler> this movie is so funny
58:00 <TheRon> flying high?
58:00 <Ana_Ng> yeah, but being recognized and being a member are separate things
58:00 <TheRiddler> may I take your trident sir
58:00 <TheRiddler> dirty rotten scoundrels
59:00 <Ana_Ng> i don't see a place that shows UN recognized countries
59:00 <ATS63> Ana_Ng: well, sometimes recognized countries refuse to represent themselves at the un, therefore are recognized non-members
59:00 <Ana_Ng> only countries that are or aren't recognized by UN members
00:00 <Ana_Ng> i think the un as a body doesn't get involved in that
00:00 <matrix> Sometimes I wonder what the point of the UN is....   does it really help anything
01:00 <TheRon> no point these days
01:00 <TheRiddler> it does
01:00 <Ana_Ng> they're the cops
01:00 <TheRon> they say they don't like something and then do fuck all about it
01:00 <Ana_Ng> you don't think they do anything until you need them
01:00 <ATS63> http://www.un.org/en/members/nonmembers.shtml
02:00 <ATS63> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_sovereign_states
02:00 <TheRiddler> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/International_recognition_of_the_State_of_Palestine
02:00 <Ana_Ng> being a member of the un is not the same thing as being recognized
02:00 <ATS63> the last one is sourced from un material
02:00 <matrix> Wikipedia is not the most reliable source
02:00 <TheRiddler> lol I know
02:00 <Ana_Ng> there are un countries who are not recognized by everyone
03:00 <matrix> Get that in all organizations 
03:00 <TheRon> like new zealand
03:00 <TheRiddler> lol
03:00 <matrix> New Zealand is too often thought of as part of Australia
03:00 <TheRon> indeed
03:00 <matrix> It is still in dependant
03:00 <Ana_Ng> yeah, so you can't say the UN recognises countries
03:00 <Ana_Ng> it doesn't
03:00 <matrix> In some ways ....
03:00 <ATS63> NZ is part of AU. Its the 8th state.
03:00 <ATS63> We always save their asses
04:00 <TheRon> 7th we got rid of tasmania
04:00 <ATS63> I like TAS :(
04:00 <TheRiddler> lol
05:00 <ATS63> The best Tasmanians come from Macquarie Island
05:00 <TheRon> the penguin?
05:00 <ATS63> Yes
05:00 <ATS63> The rest of tasmania is just for shooting deer, maybe people
05:00 <matrix> Sometimes different states are like different countries
05:00 <TheRon> so we lose the odd the tasmanian who cares
06:00 <TheRon> just don't shoot boonie or ponting
06:00 <matrix> Western Australians have a different accent to Queenslanders
06:00 <ATS63> Who?
06:00 <ATS63> They all look the same?
06:00 <matrix> Hi List
06:00 <TheRon> you are not aussie are you?
06:00 <ATS63> ...
06:00 <ATS63> Sure, why not
06:00 <Ana_Ng> talking about parts of your country like you are better than them is an indication how douchebaglike you are
07:00 <Lish> TheRon should i stay up for the first game tonight
07:00 <ATS63> Ana_Ng: thankyou :)
07:00 <TheRon> who do we play?
07:00 <simba> Ana_Ng spamming #melbourne when u get upset is worse tho
07:00 <TheRon> serbia or something?
07:00 <simba> what kinda 40 year old does that!!!!!
07:00 <TheRon> go port
07:00 <TheRiddler> back to the trivia pls
08:00 <Lish> slovenia
08:00 <simba> TheRon y arent u watching this cracka
08:00 <TheRon> i am
08:00 <simba> u rok
08:00 <TheRon> i know
08:00 <ATS63> TheRon: were you referring to players of foosballs in the lower states?
08:00 <TheRon> wingard is the man
09:00 <faux> wingardium leviosa
09:00 <TheRon> if port win geelongs game is a dead rubbr
10:00 <TheRiddler> that's what I call him faux lol
10:00 <ATS63> Ana_Ng: have I told you about the women, and how I'm better than them?
10:00 <ATS63> Children too. Heaps better than they are
10:00 <TheRiddler> because he levitates infront of the ball
10:00 <Ana_Ng> all men are better than women
10:00 <Ana_Ng> that is a given
10:00 <TheRiddler> ATS63 is scared of children
10:00 <Ana_Ng> What top ten hit did Elton John have in 1970?
11:00 <Ana_Ng> children are wretched fiends
11:00 <TheRon> don't go breaking my heart
11:00 <Ana_Ng> kick them whenever you can
11:00 <ATS63> http://www.iambetterthanyourkids.com/
11:00 <ATS63> TheRiddler: sif. I'm stronger and faster and smarter
12:00 <Ana_Ng> don't go breaking my heart is 1976
12:00 <TheRon> damn
12:00 <TheRon> daniel?
12:00 <Ana_Ng> daniel was 1973
12:00 <TheRon> don't let the sun go down on me
12:00 <faux> dnt let ya son go dowsn on me
12:00 <Ana_Ng> 74 and 91
13:00 <faux> tiny dancer!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
13:00 <TheRon> your song?
13:00 <Ana_Ng> theron winz
13:00 <Ana_Ng> your song!
13:00 <Ana_Ng> first hit
14:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MW6E_TNgCsY
14:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Everclear - Santa Monica (Feb 24, 2009) 3:20 - Category: Music - 2,738,047 - 11,690 likes (97.7%), 280 dislikes (2.3%)
15:00 <Ana_Ng> NAME THE SONG, here are the lyrics
15:00 <Ana_Ng> What'll you do when you get lonely
15:00 <Ana_Ng> and nobody's waiting by your side?
15:00 <Ana_Ng> You've been running and hiding much too long.
16:00 <ATS63> Your taste in music sux
16:00 <Ana_Ng> You know it's just your foolish pride.
16:00 <Ana_Ng> ______, you've got me on my knees.
16:00 <ATS63> Don't do trivia questions about music
16:00 <Ana_Ng> (why do you think i like these songs?)
16:00 <Ana_Ng> they are just questions
17:00 <Ana_Ng> _______, I'm begging darling please.
17:00 <simba> jesus
17:00 <TheRon> the rolling stones under my thumb speaks to me
17:00 <Ana_Ng> _______, darling won't you easy my worried mind?
17:00 <fawks> Watching harry potter :') 
17:00 <Ana_Ng> bzzzzy
17:00 <simba> wingardium leviosa
17:00 <Ana_Ng> Layla
17:00 <TheRon> i saw john lennon last night
17:00 <fawks> Lumeah just brought harry to dumbeldore
18:00 <TheRiddler> lol
18:00 <simba> i thought he was dead
18:00 <TheRon> well a bloke pretending to be john lennon
18:00 <simba> Ahhhhhh.
18:00 <simba> did he rock?
18:00 <simba> as hard as u?
18:00 <TheRon> the guy off offspring
18:00 <Ana_Ng> What's the difference between a baby and a bag of cocaine?
18:00 <ATS63> Dexter Holland?
18:00 <TheRon> john waters
19:00 <Ana_Ng> Eric Clapton would never drop a bag of cocaine
19:00 <TheRon> lol, nice
19:00 <ATS63> lame
19:00 <Ana_Ng> NAME THE SONG, here are the lyrics
19:00 <simba> HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ERIC CLAPTON HOLY SHIT BRB ROLLING ON THE FLOOR WITH LAUGHTER
19:00 <Ana_Ng> (1, 2, 3, uh!)
19:00 <Ana_Ng> My baby don't mess around, because she loves me so
19:00 <Ana_Ng> and this I know for sure.
20:00 <fawks> Ugh I wanna bash Dudley's skull in
20:00 <Ana_Ng> But does she really wanna but can't stand to see me walk out the door?
20:00 <TheRon> port in front at half time woo hoo
20:00 <Ana_Ng> Don't try to fight the feeling cause the tought alone is killing me right now.
20:00 <TheRiddler> loll blues n essendon draw
20:00 <TheRon> what?
21:00 <Ana_Ng> Thank god for mom and dad for sticking two together cause we don't know how.
21:00 <TheRiddler> funny
21:00 <Ana_Ng> Hey ya, hey ya!
21:00 <TheRon> jesus!
21:00 <Ana_Ng> ...
21:00 <Ana_Ng> Shake it, shake, shaket like a polaroid picture
22:00 <TheRon> I can't stand it I know you planned it I'm gonna set it straight, this watergate I can't stand rocking when I'm in here Because your crystal ball ain't so crystal clear So while you sit back and wonder why I got this fucking thorn in my side Oh my, it's a mirage I'm tellin' y'all it's sabotage
22:00 <ATS63> TheRon: needs more yelling
22:00 <TheRon> my bad!
22:00 <ATS63> IIIII CAN'T STAND IT! I KNOW YA PLANNED IT! etc.
23:00 <TheRon> i see your point
23:00 <ATS63> I do it at karaoke :)
23:00 <ATS63> Really well I might add
23:00 <TheRon> nice
23:00 <ATS63> People request it
23:00 <TheRon> i do al green at kareoke
24:00 <ATS63> heh nice
24:00 <TheRon> or marvin gaye, i heard it on the grapevine
25:00 <Ana_Ng> through
25:00 <TheRon> i know
25:00 <Ana_Ng> careful with your marvin prepositions
25:00 <TheRon> my mistake
25:00 <Ana_Ng> we loved that guy, REAL HARD
25:00 <TheRon> how hard?
26:00 <Ana_Ng> UNFH SO HARD
26:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-oqAU5VxFWs
26:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Counting Crows - Mr. Jones (Jun 16, 2009) 4:32 - Category: Music - 23,111,312 - 79,593 likes (97.9%), 1,696 dislikes (2.1%)
27:00 <TheRon> Ana_Ng:  ever been on a dancefloor and the counting crows come on?
28:00 <partay> Dance floor clears
28:00 <TheRon> it gets sung so hard
28:00 <Ana_Ng> ugh
28:00 <Ana_Ng> no
28:00 <ATS63> mr jones... good karaoke song :D
28:00 <Ana_Ng> i would not go to a club that played counting crows as dance music
29:00 <TheRon> say a party or something
29:00 <TheRon> a bar
29:00 <Ana_Ng> no
29:00 <Ana_Ng> i cannot recall that ever happening
29:00 <Ana_Ng> counting crows is grocery store music
30:00 <TheRon> its good stuff when it does happen
30:00 <TheRon> at weddings and stuff i make sure huey lewis gets on
30:00 <Ana_Ng> oh gawd
30:00 <TheRon> wrong
30:00 <TheRon> ?
31:00 <Ana_Ng> not any wedding i've been to
31:00 <Ana_Ng> i realize there's pressure to play music that everyone will like at a wedding
31:00 <Ana_Ng> which is why it's often that middle of the road crap
31:00 <TheRon> there's a song i like to get on at weddings called "it seemed like a good idea at the time"
31:00 <Ana_Ng> not terrible, not offensive, not that interesting
31:00 <TheRiddler> http://i.imgur.com/PKIgp.jpg
31:00 <partay> TheRon you have missed your calling
32:00 <TheRon> what?
32:00 <partay> Wedding singer
32:00 <TheRon> yeah well..
32:00 <TheRiddler> http://i.imgur.com/6qqyJ.jpg
32:00 <TheRon> beck - loser
32:00 <partay> Or wedding crasher
33:00 <TheRon> funeral crasher?
33:00 <Ana_Ng> crazy with the cheez whiz!
33:00 <partay> Lol
33:00 <partay> I love those small nipples
35:00 <TheRon> so torn tight now
35:00 <TheRon> freo and port or sydney and richmond
37:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=xat1GVnl8-k
37:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Bloodhound Gang - The Bad Touch (Nov 22, 2009) 4:05 - Category: Music - 108,580,632 - 412,452 likes (96%), 17,099 dislikes (4%)
39:00 <ATS63> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cc-BSxo_fmA
39:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Dan Band Movie Performances (Jun 29, 2013) 5:44 - Category: Music - 126,025 - 414 likes (95.8%), 18 dislikes (4.2%)
42:00 <TheRiddler> lol this movie
45:00 <ATS63> Every now and then I get a little bit terrified I see the fuckin look in your eye!
45:00 <ATS63> Classic :D
46:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KZaz7OqyTHQ
46:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: House Of Pain - "Jump Around" (Official Music Video) (Jan 31, 2014) 4:26 - Category: Music - 1,594,381 - 8,473 likes (97.6%), dislikes (2.4%) dislikes (2.4%)
53:00 <ATS63> TheRon: I should do that at karaoke, keep forgetting
53:00 <TheRon> kriss kross??
53:00 <ATS63> house of pain
54:00 <TheRon> kriss kross too?
55:00 <ATS63> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=010KyIQjkTk ?
55:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Kris Kross - Jump (Sep 24, 2010) 3:18 - Category: Music - 17,481,390 - 75,307 likes (96.4%), 2,785 dislikes (3.6%)
55:00 <ATS63> maybe
55:00 <ATS63> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dO076n2VXuY
55:00 <TheRon> fuck me rich 27 sydney 0
55:00 <ATS63> better
55:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Jazzy Jeff & the Fresh Prince Boom Shake the Room (Oct 27, 2013) - Category: Music - 216,760 - 895 likes (97.2%), 26 dislikes (2.8%)
55:00 <TheRon> that too
56:00 <ATS63> do that one :D
56:00 <TheRon> marky mark and the funky bunch?
56:00 <TheRon> 33 -0 richmond
56:00 <ATS63> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-eSN8Cwit_s ?
57:00 <ATS63> lel
57:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Marky Mark And The Funky Bunch - Good Vibrations (Jul 23, 2010) 4:32 - Category: Music - 16,767,017 - 63,606 likes (96.2%), 2,493 dislikes (3.8%)
57:00 <TheRon> yes!
57:00 <Fez> Breasts!
57:00 <ATS63> I should, yes
58:00 <ATS63> I like your taste in music :D
58:00 <TheRon> do you wear the abggy pants and dance?
58:00 <TheRon> baggy
58:00 <ATS63> gangstas don't dance they boogy
58:00 <TheRon> fair enough
03:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=xy4FXhkm6Nw
03:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Young MC - Bust A Move (Jan 9, 2008) 4:28 - Category: Music - 10,249,275 - 34,652 likes (97.8%), 772 dislikes (2.2%)
05:00 <TheRon> the swans have started'
11:00 <TheRon> you must be sure that the girl is pure for the funky cold medina
12:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=6xGuGSDsDrM
12:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: O.P.P. - Naughty By Nature (HQ Audio) (Jul 23, 2008) 4:28 - Category: Music - - 16,238 likes (98.5%), 240 dislikes (1.5%)
29:00 <TheRiddler> that was a good ending
31:00 <doctor> Feed your family bigger and better with sweet and fresher fruits and veg from coles
31:00 <TheRon> mew hows the bf?
31:00 <TheRon> ?
31:00 <doctor> nanana na 
31:00 <doctor> na TADAAA
32:00 <doctor> been to coles today TheRon?
32:00 <TheRon> no!
32:00 <doctor> well you might need to work on that
32:00 <TheRon> music is my aeroplane
36:00 <Mew> Hi Ron good thx
36:00 <Mew> How's u n urs?
37:00 <TheRon> my hand is well
38:00 <Mew> excelente
39:00 <Mew> Tracy Chapman sounds a lot like a dude
40:00 <TheRon> i thought racy chapman was a dude for years
40:00 <Mew> I still kinda do
40:00 <TheRon> could be
40:00 <Mew> I can hear her penis 
41:00 <TheRon> you hear penis'?
42:00 <Mew> sometimes
42:00 <Bastardly_One> she kind of sounds like the guy in hootie and the blowfish
42:00 <Mew> Tracys sounds like a stomper
42:00 <TheRon> ace of base, all that seh wants
43:00 <Bastardly_One> that song all that she wants reminds me alway of another song at the time
44:00 <TheRon> english?
45:00 <Bastardly_One> yep
45:00 <Bastardly_One> she was english the other song
45:00 <TheRon> carn the tigers
46:00 <TheRon> carlton and bombers a draw
46:00 <TheRon> not kidding
46:00 <Bastardly_One> I had a crush on her bad
46:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JWsRz3TJDEY
46:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Neneh Cherry - Buffalo Stance (Feb 28, 2009) 4:21 - Category: Music - 4,273,529 - likes (97.4%), dislikes (2.6%) 487 dislikes (2.6%)
52:00 <TheRon> for some reason that song makes me wanna do a 15 minute meal
53:00 <Bastardly_One> I love this 
53:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lJqH5g67IiU
53:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The KLF - Stadium house trilogy (Dec 20, 2011) 15:21 - Category: Music - 26,072 - 180 likes (98.9%), 2 dislikes (1.1%)
54:00 <Bastardly_One> klf uh huh uh huh uh huh uh huh (KLF is gonna rock ya)
54:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eeWjzBHUdsI
54:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Self Esteem - The offspring (Sep 25, 2007) 4:21 - Category: Music - 22,176,535 - 68,140 likes (98.2%), 1,228 dislikes (1.8%)
54:00 <Bastardly_One> ancients of mu mu
57:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck!
57:00 <TheRon> ?
57:00 <Bastardly_One> My tractor just ran out of fuel at the most inopportune time
57:00 <TheRon> huh?
58:00 <Bastardly_One> just what I said 
58:00 <TheRon> you have a tractor?
58:00 <Bastardly_One> My tractor is gay
58:00 <Bastardly_One> yes
58:00 <Bastardly_One> as of this morning
58:00 <TheRon> again
58:00 <TheRon> ?
58:00 <TheRiddler> .
59:00 <Bastardly_One> Farming Simulator ... don't knock it until you've played it 
59:00 <Bastardly_One> I wanted to see what the fuss was so I was off my head and got it 
00:00 <TheRiddler> ..
00:00 <Bastardly_One> keep me score informed too
00:00 <Bastardly_One> Matthew was sure Essendon were going to lose and I was sure Carlton woul
01:00 <Bastardly_One> *would
01:00 <TheRon> essendon will get beat nect week
01:00 <TheRiddler> they're not ready for finals
02:00 <TheRiddler> what's sydney doing
02:00 <TheRon> 20 behind at the half
02:00 <TheRiddler> yes
03:00 <TheRon> yes!
03:00 <TheRiddler> well 13
03:00 <TheRiddler> not that bad
03:00 <TheRon> close enough
06:00 <Bastardly_One> shit shit shit 
07:00 <Bastardly_One> should never of played that KLF song
07:00 <Bastardly_One> still playing KLF
09:00 <TheRon> good old captain jack will get you high tonight
13:00 <TheRiddler> watching the cube
13:00 <TheRiddler> hot blonde scottish woman
13:00 <TheRiddler> it's  a game show
13:00 <Bastardly_One> .
14:00 <Bastardly_One> OMG!
15:00 <Bastardly_One> Kate Bush played her first show in 30 yrs 
15:00 <TheRon> i know
15:00 <Bastardly_One> hope she wants to milk it and do  world tour
15:00 <Bastardly_One> how was last night?
16:00 <TheRon> good
16:00 <TheRon> beers a meal an ambulance and a show
17:00 <Bastardly_One> an ambulance?
17:00 <TheRon> elderly couple keeled over before the show, delayed the show by 20 ,ims 
17:00 <Bastardly_One> lol 
17:00 <Bastardly_One> sorry it's not funny
17:00 <Bastardly_One> but that is so Ballarat
18:00 <TheRon> it really isnt
18:00 <TheRon>  the ambo took fucking ages
18:00 <Bastardly_One> it is ... old people at the Maj
18:00 <Bastardly_One> I have the worst song in my head 
18:00 <Bastardly_One> this
18:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D-NvQ6VJYtE
18:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Jamiroquai - Cosmic Girl (Nov 18, 2012) 4:00 - Category: Music - 4,427,705 - 17,897 likes (98%), 370 dislikes (2%)
18:00 <TheRon> the bloke went down. the old lady decided to take a dive over one of the barriers
19:00 <TheRon> oh c'mon eileen
19:00 <Bastardly_One> OMG!
19:00 <Bastardly_One> you mean the balcony?
19:00 <TheRon> cinema one, the barrier in the middle
20:00 <TheRon> not downwards
20:00 <Bastardly_One> Oh I know why this is in my head ... I'm talking to a chick called cosmic cowgirl
20:00 <Bastardly_One> aaaaaaaaaaaaaaah gotcha
20:00 <Bastardly_One> well shit 
20:00 <Picard> lol @ essendon
20:00 <TheRon> i was more pissed at the way they handled itr
21:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah it sounds bad 
21:00 <TheRon> too many people stnading around doing bugger and getting in the way
21:00 <Bastardly_One> tbh just the way you're describing it 
21:00 <Picard> ffs google maps are shit
21:00 <Picard> whats a decent map site?
21:00 <Bastardly_One> oh, the lovely ballarat crowd
21:00 <TheRiddler> google maps
21:00 <Picard> i need satelite view 
22:00 <TheRiddler> there's no other
22:00 <Picard> ffs google maps are shit
22:00 <TheRon> i was tempted to take control myself
22:00 <Bastardly_One> let's all watch while noboody does shit 
22:00 <Picard> nearmaps?
22:00 <Bastardly_One> I saw this poor old guy near Coles on wed
22:00 <Bastardly_One> clearly have a heart attack
22:00 <TheRon> i would've stopped walking in the same area for starters
22:00 <Bastardly_One> and everyone was so dense
22:00 <Picard> pity it wasnt u
22:00 <Bastardly_One> watch the fuck?
23:00 <Bastardly_One> they still let people waltz through?
23:00 <TheRon> i know
23:00 <Bastardly_One> that's fucked
23:00 <TheRon> thats what i thought
23:00 <TheRon> clear the area and wait for the ambos
23:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck me ...
23:00 <Picard> lol @ watson blaming others
23:00 <Picard> useless fuck
23:00 <Bastardly_One> I went to South St two weeks ago as a friend was playing in one of the big bands
23:00 <Bastardly_One> in the state champs
24:00 <Bastardly_One> and even that sounds better organised
24:00 <Bastardly_One> and that was badly organised
24:00 <Picard> lol @ porttttttttttttttttttttttt
24:00 <Picard> hahaha
24:00 <TheRon> 8 people i reckon standing around doing nothing
24:00 <Bastardly_One> I could be in lust again
24:00 <Bastardly_One> with the songs coming into my head
24:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OEcBz6VtyDg
24:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Jamiroquai - You Give Me Something (Nov 25, 2009) 3:22 - Category: Music - 6,131,881 - 21,706 likes (98.5%), 337 dislikes (1.5%)
25:00 <Bastardly_One> 8 people?
25:00 <TheRon> nickleback - gotta be somebody
25:00 <Picard> tomic lol
25:00 <TheRon> he lose?
26:00 <Picard> retired crying like a bitch
26:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck ... there was defintely more around this old guy ... I just asked if anyone had called the ambulance
26:00 <Picard> hurt his hip lol
26:00 <TheRon> he is weak
26:00 <Picard> soft cunt
26:00 <Picard> Bastardly_One no one cares
26:00 <Bastardly_One> the poor old guy was seriously feeling bugged too
26:00 <TheRon> he had surgery
26:00 <TheRiddler> which watson?
26:00 <Bastardly_One> we do ... you don't wanna half die in this city
26:00 <Picard> yeah earlier in the year
26:00 <Picard> joke watson
26:00 <TheRon> somebody fucked up
27:00 <Picard> how do u half die?
27:00 <TheRon> deadish?
27:00 <Bastardly_One> needing an ambo in this city 
27:00 <TheRiddler> .
27:00 <Bastardly_One> you will die by the time it gets to you
27:00 <TheRon> they come from fucking ballan
27:00 <Bastardly_One> and I am 10 mins from their base
27:00 <Bastardly_One> dafaq?
27:00 <Bastardly_One> HOW?
27:00 <Bastardly_One> their base is like 
28:00 <TheRon> so pissed when my grandmother had a fall, 2 hrs
28:00 <Bastardly_One> *points from my house* ... just over there
28:00 <Bastardly_One> I must admit though when my mum dropped they were there in record time considering where it was 
28:00 <TheRon> we have an ambo living nextdoor
28:00 <Picard> ambos everywhere are slow to respond
28:00 <Bastardly_One> but that was the ararat service
29:00 <TheRon> roxanne, you don't have to put on the red light
29:00 <Picard> old chic i know who had breast removed with cancer needed to go to hospital with an infection, she was in extreme pain and whn her family called an ambo that said if she can walk drive her yourself
29:00 <Bastardly_One> you came in half way through TheRiddler telling me something that happened when he was out last night
30:00 <Bastardly_One> gotta love ballarat people
30:00 <TheRon> bit fucked if you have to wait for an ambulance coming from bacchus marsh
30:00 <Bastardly_One> what Picard? fucking hell
30:00 <Picard> gian rooney has big tits
30:00 <Bastardly_One> too bad if they had no car 
30:00 <Picard> yeah Bastardly_One its bullshit
31:00 <Bastardly_One> this one is good too
31:00 <Bastardly_One> My mother had such a BP attack she did an exorcist with blood
31:00 <Bastardly_One> and they're like ... by the time we get there she'll lose too much blood
32:00 <Bastardly_One> get a taxi or drive
32:00 <Picard> fucking computer, internet explorer wont load
32:00 <Bastardly_One> there's your problem right there
32:00 <Bastardly_One> IE
32:00 <Picard> yes i know
32:00 <Picard> but i cbf deleting it
32:00 <Bastardly_One> get Chrome or FirePox
33:00 <TheRiddler> ambo service here is ok
33:00 <Bastardly_One> and delete your cache it sounds
33:00 <TheRiddler> it's not as bad as vic
34:00 <Bastardly_One> WA sounds great except for the heat
34:00 <TheRiddler> lol still uses internet explorer
34:00 <Bastardly_One> only part of the country I've never been to
34:00 <TheRiddler> the heat is only perth and up
34:00 <TheRiddler> just goto bunbury it's not as bad
34:00 <TheRiddler> lol
34:00 <TheRiddler> for heat
35:00 <TheRiddler> sezz will tell you what is bad tho
35:00 <Bastardly_One> Well, I'd want to start in Perth not knowing the state at all if I did 
35:00 <Bastardly_One> doesn't she tell me everything? :P
35:00 <Bastardly_One> Maurice would just say stfu it's not that bad idiot
36:00 <fawks> Maurice hates the heat she'll tell you its all bad 
36:00 <Bastardly_One> oh right
36:00 <Bastardly_One> fucking hate summer even in Vic
37:00 <Bastardly_One> everyone I know from there seems pretty relaxed until provoked too
37:00 <Bastardly_One> ok
38:00 <Bastardly_One> that's who that Iggy whatever is 
38:00 <Bastardly_One> she's pretty ... just saw the start to Black Widow
39:00 <Bastardly_One> for TheRiddler
39:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10153166163302575&set=a.10150216091872575.382305.833282574&type=1
42:00 <Picard> Bastardly_One u genius old cunt
42:00 <Bastardly_One> what now?
42:00 <Picard> if IE wont work how do i get Firefox etc?
43:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I was thinking that 
43:00 <Picard> lol
43:00 <Bastardly_One> does it get a page up at all?
43:00 <Picard> it loads and crashes
43:00 <Bastardly_One> ah
43:00 <Bastardly_One> can't even get into settings?
43:00 <Bastardly_One> and try cleaning shit out?
43:00 <Picard> nuh
43:00 <Picard> yeah
43:00 <Bastardly_One> oops!
43:00 <Picard> run a virus scan etc
44:00 <Bastardly_One> try that just in case
44:00 <Picard> tryed a system restore
44:00 <Bastardly_One> I'd be clearing my cache and shit but you're not that stupid I assume
44:00 <Bastardly_One> like you'd know to do that right
44:00 <Picard> done
45:00 <Picard> got rid of eveything that wasnt needed
45:00 <Bastardly_One> no difference obviously
45:00 <Bastardly_One> ah duh!
45:00 <Bastardly_One> go to task manager
45:00 <Bastardly_One> and see if it's running 2000 times in processes
45:00 <Bastardly_One> chrome does that to me sometimes
46:00 <Bastardly_One> if it is then get rid of every one of them and try again
46:00 <Bastardly_One> effening Nikky`
47:00 <Nikky`> Evening Bastardly_One
47:00 <Bastardly_One> anything interesting going on?
47:00 <Nikky`> Nope, just got back from Geelong hr ago
47:00 <Nikky`> you?
48:00 <Bastardly_One> got back from a hungi
48:00 <Bastardly_One> am never eating again 
48:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
48:00 <Nikky`> They rock
48:00 <Nikky`> Meat is so delish
48:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah a cousin's 13th
48:00 <Bastardly_One> he's a man now in that tradition
49:00 <Bastardly_One> wasn't far to go for me ... just down to Braybrook
50:00 <Bastardly_One> met some new cousins too 
50:00 <Bastardly_One> like some I've never met before
50:00 <Bastardly_One> was fun 
50:00 <Nikky`> Cool
50:00 <Bastardly_One> I was popular ... token white relation AND pot
50:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
57:00 <Picard> fuckig thnk
57:00 <Picard> thing
57:00 <Picard> task manager wont open 
58:00 <Picard> fucking hell richmond
59:00 <Picard> i cant watch!!!1
01:00 <Bastardly_One> what?
01:00 <Bastardly_One> alt ctrl del won't work?
01:00 <Bastardly_One> wtf have you done dickhead?
02:00 <TheRiddler> he has a virus
03:00 <Bastardly_One> sure sounds it 
03:00 <TheRiddler> that'll teach him for using internet explorer
03:00 <TheRiddler> lol
03:00 <Bastardly_One> lol 
03:00 <Bastardly_One> snap
03:00 <TheRiddler> omg
03:00 <Bastardly_One> I was typing that as you said it 
03:00 <Bastardly_One> omg what?
04:00 <TheRiddler> I cant believe he still uses it
04:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... I can 
04:00 <TheRiddler> -still
04:00 <Bastardly_One> you'd be surprised how many do 
04:00 <TheRiddler> thought he'd be smarter than that
04:00 <Bastardly_One> My housemate and family members for one
04:00 <Bastardly_One> and same on the people I know who use it 
05:00 <TheRiddler> it's the worse browser ever
05:00 <Bastardly_One> no shit man 
05:00 <Bastardly_One> and the people that insist on using it aren't really that stupid
05:00 <Bastardly_One> so fucked if I know
11:00 <TheRiddler> 2pts
11:00 <TheRiddler> :o
20:00 <Bastardly_One> any slipknot fans?
20:00 <Bastardly_One> first new song was meh
20:00 <Bastardly_One> this is alright though
21:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9wKw3oGb9-g
21:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Slipknot - The Devil In I (Audio) (Aug 24, 2014) 5:58 - Category: Music - 1,371,953 - likes (97%), 1,155 dislikes (3%)
21:00 <xm> k pls, i not
21:00 <NrKy> sup melb
22:00 <NrKy> !seen Zardoz
23:00 <NrKy> .seen Zardoz
23:00 <NrKy> no bots, ey
25:00 <xm> the year is 150,000 before the present day. bots are banned as they rebelled against their masters: humans
27:00 <TheRiddler> richmond have made finals
28:00 <TheRiddler> no SA finals showdown
28:00 <TheRiddler> oh well
29:00 <doctor> I seem to recall being here 150,000 years a go
29:00 <doctor> I have some bad news
29:00 <Bastardly_One> doctor
30:00 <Bastardly_One> don't tell them
30:00 <Ana_Ng> http://pichars.org/store/7341_original_CbMq1.png
30:00 <Bastardly_One> it's more fun for our dark sense of humour
30:00 <doctor> true
30:00 <Bastardly_One> were you that guy I met barting me stone for copper?
30:00 <Bastardly_One> *bartering
31:00 <xm> dont have a cow man. havetwo
31:00 <doctor> it was some good copper!
31:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I made the first NBN out of that
31:00 <Bastardly_One> took them 150,000 yrs to catch on 
32:00 <Bastardly_One> and it's still shit
32:00 <xm> the stone age came before that. then they decided they wanted shiny things. 'necessity is the muthafucka of invention'
32:00 <Bastardly_One> like you were there 
32:00 <Bastardly_One> we were
32:00 <doctor> I think I ended up selling most of it to some nymphs in the woods. They seemed to have made an idol out of it and had their heads removed by some vengeful neanderthals for doing so
32:00 <Bastardly_One> but that did happen 
33:00 <Bastardly_One> oh, those nymphs?
33:00 <doctor> Must have ticked them of for some reason. I got my copper back though, since they're both extinct
33:00 <Bastardly_One> I always told them I was gay 
33:00 <Bastardly_One> that way they couldn't seduce me 
33:00 <Bastardly_One> HAH!
33:00 <Bastardly_One> that'll learn 'em eh?
33:00 <doctor> lol, they're a slutty lot. gay straight or bi they'll have sex with your regardless
34:00 <Bastardly_One> though they were tricky
34:00 <Bastardly_One> they could of turned into the amazon lesbians later on
34:00 <Ana_Ng> .
34:00 <Bastardly_One> always wondered where they came from 
34:00 <xm> yes, ive truly discovered the worst dance music video ever: http://youtu.be/08tJk9luNaE
34:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Mory Kante vs Loverush UK - Yeke Yeke 2011 (Long Version) (Jul 7, 2011) 0 - Category: Music - 1,133,290 - 3,465 likes (96.1%), 141 dislikes (3.9%)
35:00 <Bastardly_One> Ana_Ng 
35:00 <Bastardly_One> shouldn't you be out somewhere?
35:00 <doctor> Yeah I recall their tribal leader was in bed with one, had a son name Ur I think. Good bloke
35:00 <Ana_Ng> that time is over now
36:00 <Bastardly_One> never met him but I helped Moses come up with that bullshit he put down on the stone tablets
37:00 <Bastardly_One> was me that planted the bush he smoked/that burnt
37:00 <Ana_Ng> i drew cattle
37:00 <Bastardly_One> sucks to be you
37:00 <doctor> THAT WAS YOU!?
37:00 <Bastardly_One> her or I?
38:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah, was me that set the Isrealites off
38:00 <Bastardly_One> all drug hallucinations the lot of it 
38:00 <doctor> You.... for so long... you
38:00 <Bastardly_One> Jesus was the best magician ever
38:00 <Bastardly_One> made lots of money off him blackmailing him I'd give his gig up
38:00 <Bastardly_One> good times
39:00 <doctor> you best be prepared...
39:00 <Bastardly_One> I made a mistake giving Hitler advice though
39:00 <Ana_Ng> battle axe body spray
39:00 <Bastardly_One> "Just take the coke and listen to the voices"
39:00 <doctor> lol
40:00 <doctor> He was a good play thing, that Hitler
40:00 <Bastardly_One> on a serious note ... what a grudge he had
40:00 <Bastardly_One> all over not being able to join a secret society ran by jews
41:00 <Bastardly_One> they told him to fuck off
41:00 <doctor> Yeah I kind of made a mess of things when I slept with his mother
41:00 <Bastardly_One> he got inspired after seeing a play by Wagner I've rea
41:00 <Bastardly_One> *read
41:00 <Bastardly_One> and the grudge set in from there 
41:00 <Ana_Ng> opera
41:00 <doctor> Wagner was a dickhead from what I remember
41:00 <Bastardly_One> meglomania much
41:00 <Bastardly_One> what's an opera woman? :P
41:00 <Bastardly_One> a play with music 
41:00 <Ana_Ng> it ain't a play
42:00 <doctor> Don't blame nietzsche for hating him
42:00 <Bastardly_One> bite me miss pedantic ... who are you? Bastardly_One? :P
42:00 <Ana_Ng> that is nowhere near pedantry
42:00 <Bastardly_One> Nietzsche hated everyone though
42:00 <Bastardly_One> love that guy
44:00 <doctor> I gave him the syphilis that tainted him for the rest of his years, but without it the world would have never had heard his name
44:00 <Bastardly_One> strangely my writing influnces are Oscar Wilde, Hunter S Thomspon, William S Burroughs ... and ...
44:00 <Bastardly_One> Nietzsche
44:00 <Ana_Ng> how is that strange?
44:00 <Bastardly_One> the german is the out one out
44:00 <Ana_Ng> bastardly, you need to meet more americans
44:00 <Bastardly_One> I know too many of them :P
44:00 <Ana_Ng> pretty much anyone who likes one of those, likes the rest
44:00 <doctor> All mishaps I see, nice
45:00 <Bastardly_One> and lived there
45:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah, I like thinkers
45:00 <Bastardly_One> who just put their shit down on paper I suppose
45:00 <doctor> It killed them all eventually
45:00 <Bastardly_One> mishaps is a good word though
46:00 <Bastardly_One> good description 
46:00 <Bastardly_One> thinking does no good
46:00 <Bastardly_One> you should know ... I know
46:00 <doctor> Yeah I like a deranged mind
46:00 <Bastardly_One> sends you mental 
46:00 <doctor> well worth it, in my opinion
47:00 <Bastardly_One> hell yeah 
47:00 <Bastardly_One> sorry, but I enjoy it
47:00 <doctor> lol
47:00 <Bastardly_One> normal looks very uninspiring
47:00 <partay> evening you bent units
47:00 <doctor> morning
47:00 <Bastardly_One> afternoon
48:00 <Bastardly_One> morning!
48:00 <Bastardly_One> just reminds me of that monty python sketch
01:00 <partay> Ana_Ng 
02:00 <Ana_Ng> par to the tay
02:00 <Ana_Ng> gawd i am on a channel where people go to get help with the english language
03:00 <Ana_Ng> this guy was giving advice that was uk based
03:00 <Ana_Ng> so i just said, in the u.s. we say it like this
03:00 <Ana_Ng> and people started dogpiling on me for thinking that the u.s. is the whole world
04:00 <partay> haha
04:00 <partay> most americans think that it is 
04:00 <Maurice> Maybe they just think you're a know it all
04:00 <partay> 80% dont have a passport
04:00 <Ana_Ng> no, that is a stereotype
05:00 <Ana_Ng> it was an obvious defensive attack
05:00 <Ana_Ng> i never said it was wrong, i just said, in my country, we say this
05:00 <partay> like them always saying.. we'll blow you up 
05:00 <Ana_Ng> fyi
05:00 <tooheys> RICHMOND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
06:00 <partay> yah
06:00 <partay> lol what
06:00 <partay> beat sydney
06:00 <tooheys> yep
06:00 <Maurice> By 3
06:00 <tooheys> what i wouldnt do to be in richmond right now it would be going OFF
06:00 <Maurice> I knew that 20 mins ago when my bro googled it and cracked the shits
07:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
07:00 <Ana_Ng> now i know that australians don't give a shit about the rest of the world - you don't even know which countries are near you :)
07:00 <Bastardly_One> Richmond supporters get nasty around finals time
07:00 <Maurice> Isn't scotland near us
08:00 <tooheys> were from tiiiiiiigerrrrrrrrr YELLOW AND BLACK oh were from tiiiiiiiiigerrrrrrrrrrlaaaaaaaaaaaaaand
08:00 <Ana_Ng> pretty close
09:00 <Bastardly_One> she is right though in a lot of ways
09:00 <Bastardly_One> we couldn't give a fuck on the whole about world affairs, etc
10:00 <Ana_Ng> well you are far away
10:00 <Bastardly_One> shows every time I get outraged at something in the US or Middle East or whatever
10:00 <Ana_Ng> when 911 happened, it was like it happened to another country
10:00 <Bastardly_One> I remember where I was 
10:00 <Ana_Ng> new york doesn't give a fuck about anchorage, so i didn't feel like my country got hit
10:00 <Bastardly_One> and an american was telling me what they were seeing on the news
11:00 <doctor> One good thing about Perth is that we're so isolated hardly anything that goes on in the world applies to us
11:00 <Bastardly_One> my exact words were ... what a way to blame the arabs to start WWIII
11:00 <Bastardly_One> I was kind of right 
11:00 <doctor> Though we are a bunch of madhatters
11:00 <Bastardly_One> but I was just packing up for the night at work
12:00 <tooheys> is there any girls in here that dont smoke ciggies
12:00 <Ana_Ng> it's not so easy to disable all the armies of arabia as it was germany and japan
12:00 <Ana_Ng> out here in the rest of the world, nobody smokes anymore
13:00 <tooheys> obviously youve never been to europe...
13:00 <tooheys> or china
13:00 <Bastardly_One> 'sif those places are the civilised world
14:00 <Ana_Ng> uh
14:00 <TheRiddler> .
14:00 <Ana_Ng> been to europe lately?
14:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
14:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm being a cunt
14:00 <doctor> those islamic groups causing havoc in the middle east remind me too much of the barbarians in the civilisation series
14:00 <Ana_Ng> they are not smoking nearly as much as 10 years ago
14:00 <doctor> just slaughtering them was the only way of dealing with them
14:00 <Bastardly_One> but the entire world is turning their back on smokers and those that do vape a lot too
15:00 <Bastardly_One> or use e-cigs in public
15:00 <TheRiddler> no just here
15:00 <Bastardly_One> the public stigma is much more prevailent in other countries
15:00 <doctor> I smoke and I don't really care what they're doing. The taxes just pinch my pocket so I can't afford other things
16:00 <Bastardly_One> one thing about smoking ... you never think you'll be one of the stats
16:00 <Bastardly_One> I never did 
16:00 <doctor> Oh it'll likely make my life painfully miserable at some point
16:00 <tooheys> i dont think ill be one, i dont smoke much
17:00 <partay> how about those isis fuckers
17:00 <Bastardly_One> it doesn't really cross your mind though does it?
17:00 <tooheys> and i smoke rollies which i believe contain less chemicals
17:00 <Bastardly_One> still, doesn't cross your mind that much you might become a stat
17:00 <tooheys> no it doesnt
17:00 <Bastardly_One> 10 mins with me would make you give up
17:00 <Ana_Ng> sometimes i kiss a man and can tell he's a smoker
18:00 <Bastardly_One> just my coughing
18:00 <doctor> yeah it does, it's hard not to when you're constantly being reminded you're an deadly scourge that's a blight on the moral fabric of our health system
18:00 <Ana_Ng> sometimes they are smokers but i can't tell
18:00 <Bastardly_One> ask any of them that have heard me on skype
18:00 <tooheys> how many do u normally have a day Bastardly_One 
18:00 <Bastardly_One> I don't really smoke cigs much anymore
18:00 <Bastardly_One> I've emphysema
18:00 <Bastardly_One> *shrugs*
19:00 <Bastardly_One> but yeah bongs really did that IMO
19:00 <tooheys> u probably got that from the bongs
19:00 <Ana_Ng> what other habit has society had to deal with more?
19:00 <doctor> you're still kicking
19:00 <tooheys> most people i know who have it have smoked a lot of bongs
19:00 <Bastardly_One> only just doctor
19:00 <Bastardly_One> some days I wonder *lol*
20:00 <Bastardly_One> I just need to get a good very light cardio thing going
20:00 <Bastardly_One> besides walking ... 
20:00 <doctor> you walk enough and youre not fat
21:00 <doctor> your mind isn't withering away, yet..
21:00 <Bastardly_One> I think even if I had a car I'd walk a fair bit
21:00 <Bastardly_One> I like it
21:00 <tooheys> u wouldnt
22:00 <tooheys> i thought i would too but you become very lazy
22:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah well I benefit from it too lung wise
22:00 <Bastardly_One> still gotta walk off a hungi today soon
23:00 <Bastardly_One> I don't think I need to eat again ever
24:00 <doctor> HJ's?
24:00 <doctor> could go for some of that
24:00 <doctor> fish and chips actually
24:00 <tooheys> i could go for a hj (im not talking about hungry jacks)
25:00 <doctor> that didn't cross my mind but I could settle for one of those with some fish and chips
25:00 <TheRiddler> cool runnings is on tonight
25:00 <TheRiddler> classic movie
25:00 <doctor> eat it off my chest while I get serviced bellow
26:00 <tooheys> cool cummings
26:00 <Ana_Ng> toohey, here's your hj
26:00 <Bastardly_One> bbs ... I'm off on that walk before I don't
27:00 <Lish> I'm hungry
27:00 <B1-not-here> so fucking bloated
27:00 <Lish> What should I eat
27:00 <B1-not-here> I'm not
27:00 <doctor> fish and chips lish
27:00 <B1-not-here> I went to a hungi today
27:00 <B1-not-here> I never need to eat again ... ever
27:00 <B1-not-here> feels like there's two of me
27:00 <B1-not-here> anyway, I'm fuckin' off on this walk
27:00 <Lish> Nah doctor 
27:00 <Lish> I want salami
27:00 <Lish> Or ice cream
27:00 <doctor> have fun
27:00 <Lish> Hahaha
28:00 <fawks> I didn't know b1 was in harry potter
28:00 <doctor> deep fried salami and ice cream
28:00 <B1-not-here> lol before I go
28:00 <B1-not-here> which one?
28:00 <B1-not-here> quick, I'm out the door
28:00 <Lish> Sounds good doctor 
29:00 <doctor> i've got steak, chips, peas and gravy
29:00 <doctor> better start on it soon
29:00 <Lish> Nice
29:00 <ATS63> Opinions are like orgasms. Mines more important and I don't care if you have one.
29:00 <fawks> http://harrypotter.wikia.com/wiki/Argus_Filch
29:00 <TheRiddler> lolollll
29:00 <TheRiddler> good 1 fawks
30:00 <TheRiddler> he needs a old tan duster
30:00 <fawks> Lmao
30:00 <partay> lol fawks
30:00 <fawks> Needs a nosering
31:00 <fawks> And they'd be twins
32:00 <TheRiddler> oh dear that bathist church is at it again
32:00 <Serenity> its funnier than filch is a squib too
32:00 <TheRiddler> lol
34:00 <TheRiddler> lycett has resigned
36:00 <TheRiddler> he was considering moving to port 
36:00 <Picard> giddy up
36:00 <TheRiddler> got rid of that virus
37:00 <TheRiddler> have tried deleting system.dll
38:00 <TheRiddler> or the system32 folder
40:00 <Lish> Picard go on holiday already FFA
40:00 <Lish> Ffs
41:00 <Maurice> For fuck arse
41:00 <Lish> Hahaha
41:00 <Lish> Yep
41:00 <Lish> iPad fail
48:00 <ATS63> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zy5rkw4SeP4
48:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: 70MPH Mobility Scooter in the SNOW (Feb 5, 2012) 1:56 - Category: Autos & Vehicles - 2,945,287 - 14,350 likes (98.7%), 186 dislikes (1.3%)
48:00 <TheRiddler> is that what you're getting?
49:00 <faux> omg
49:00 <faux> this guy is the biggest bitch
49:00 <faux> https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=798241563554177
49:00 <TheRiddler> also I doubt it would reach such speeds with such heavy ppl riding them
51:00 <TheRiddler> imagine living in a passenger jet for a home
52:00 <ATS63> TheRiddler: he modded it with a motorcycle engine, so yes it would
52:00 <Ana_Ng> it would be a lot bigger!
52:00 <ATS63> faux: not just a bitch, but a stupid bitch
53:00 <faux> how the fuck did he get through the first bit of that tattoo
53:00 <TheRiddler> this guy is living in a old 727 jet
53:00 <Serenity> most of its probably the outline bit faux
53:00 <ATS63> TheRiddler: I'd do it if the jet was cheaps. They're usually worth a few mill. Fuck that
54:00 <TheRiddler> yes
54:00 <faux> far out 
54:00 <TheRiddler> I think a 747 is 30mil
54:00 <faux> i wanted to punch him
54:00 <faux> the tattooist had patience
54:00 <faux> lol
54:00 <faux> is tattooist a word
54:00 <faux> it is now.
54:00 <ATS63> Depends on whats been stripped... the aircraft boneyard in nevada strips down old jets, removes all the valuables. The air frame is apparently of little to no value
54:00 <TheRiddler> lol
55:00 <Serenity> tattoo artists wont do that here if you act like a wank they refuse to continue
55:00 <ATS63> faux: yes, he was a wee bit disrespectful
55:00 <Serenity> at your loss
55:00 <Ana_Ng> and if there are other tattooists around, they will all know within an hour
56:00 <faux> wow
56:00 <faux> https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=798241563554177
56:00 <faux> oh wait
56:00 <faux> thats the same vid
56:00 <faux> hang.
56:00 <faux> https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=809617735755183
56:00 <faux> this
56:00 <faux> esiodfnsl fuck
56:00 <TheRiddler> 200k
56:00 <TheRiddler> for a 747
56:00 <ATS63> TheRiddler: moving an airframe tho... that wouldn't be cheaps. Also I don't think a business like an aircraft wrecker would give you an airframe for free
57:00 <Serenity> mm pumpkin mash
57:00 <faux> imagine this dude fine tuning ya vag
57:00 <faux> dingdindigndingidnigndindgindg
57:00 <TheRiddler> umm
58:00 <TheRiddler> I just said they cost 200k
58:00 <TheRiddler> abouts lol
59:00 <TheRiddler> the best thing about a jet is you can take it in peices
59:00 <Maurice> Lol faux [1637] (20:03:41) (Fuerk): This is narcoleptic (20:03:42) (Fuerk): http://www.rexmag.com/reviews/siteimages/her-first-big-cock.jpg (20:05:08) (narcoleptic): Lol fuerk that pic brings a new meaning to cockeyed
59:00 <faux> LOL
59:00 <faux> we'refunny
59:00 <ATS63> If I were an americunt I'd rather buy one of these
59:00 <ATS63> http://www.missilebases.com
01:00 <TheRiddler> historical
02:00 <Zade> hello Nikky`
02:00 <TheRiddler> there'd be strict codes
03:00 <Nikky`> Hey Zade :o)
03:00 <Zade> how are you Nikky`?
03:00 <TheRiddler> cool runnings is on
03:00 <Nikky`> I'm good, you?
03:00 <Zade> yeah good ta
06:00 <Nikky`> That is good
06:00 <Zade> wanna head out tonight?
07:00 <Nikky`> No
08:00 <Nikky`> I've had my fun time in Geelong
08:00 <Serenity> hey Nikky` wanna head in tonight ;)
08:00 <Serenity> also helloo
08:00 <Nikky`> oooh Serenity..for you, anytime ;o)
08:00 <Nikky`> And ello
08:00 <partay> whats crackin in here ?
09:00 <TheRiddler> pics of Nikky` :p
09:00 <Serenity> oh you know.. all the fun
09:00 <Nikky`> fun fun fun
09:00 <Nikky`> Why pics of me?
09:00 <TheRiddler> I dont know what you look like lol
09:00 <Nikky`> I see.. just like any other girl
10:00 <ATS63> You're asian?
10:00 <partay> i dont like ads in my free porn
11:00 <Nikky`> lol ATS63.. no
11:00 <Picard> helllo
12:00 <Zade> hello Picard
12:00 <Picard> Zade
12:00 <TheRiddler> what's a bobsled
13:00 <Maurice> My kid thought that movie was called 'Jamaicans cant bobsled'
13:00 <TheRiddler> lol
13:00 <Picard> lol
13:00 <Serenity> what channel is it on ash
13:00 <Serenity> we're watching ice age
13:00 <TheRiddler> 7
14:00 <Picard> Serenity how are you
14:00 <Maurice> We're watching ice age too
14:00 <Maurice> Unsure why since we have it on dvd
14:00 <TheRiddler> cool runnings is better :p
14:00 <Serenity> yeha im good picard
14:00 <Serenity> you?
14:00 <Picard> fantastic
14:00 <Picard> 2 more sleeps
14:00 <Serenity> exciting
14:00 <Picard> very
14:00 <Maurice> Bring on the ladyboys
15:00 <Picard> this time tomorrow night i will be at Parkroyal melbourne, then fly to phuket monday morning
15:00 <Picard> wooo hoo for a ladyboy
15:00 <Picard> bend that bitch over and ride her home
16:00 <Zade> is matthew meeting you at the park royal?
16:00 <Serenity> bring me home a ladyboy
16:00 <Picard> oh i hope not
17:00 <Maurice> Bring me a housekeeper
17:00 <Picard> Serenity hell no im not sharing
17:00 <Picard> lol Maurice
17:00 <Picard> i told the wifey that id get he a maid and me a bedroom bitch
17:00 <Picard> she likes the maid id not the bedroom bitch
17:00 <Picard> idea*
20:00 <TheRiddler> but she can enjoy a dick that's bigger than yours
20:00 <thestig> isnt the wife already the bedroom bitch
21:00 <Picard> nuh thestig, had a couple of kids and closed up shop
22:00 <Picard> i want a dominate woman, Serenity are u free?
24:00 <Lish> lol
24:00 <ShadowLurker> http://38.media.tumblr.com/29124ddd11eb5139166e5bc49e695d63/tumblr_nazpz6aTja1rz4xn8o1_500.jpg
25:00 <zapbuzz> hello
25:00 <Picard> Lish are u free?
25:00 <Lish> Nah
25:00 <Lish> Busy bro
25:00 <Picard> lol
26:00 <Serenity> im not really a dominate woman lol
26:00 <Picard> oh
26:00 <Serenity> dominant
26:00 <Picard> not even then you wear the strapon?
26:00 <Serenity> only then :P
26:00 <DetSnrSgtFranklins> she likes a beating
27:00 <Picard> and i realised i typoed
27:00 <Picard> bend me over baby
27:00 <Serenity> lady boy would be perfect for you
28:00 <ATS63> well then...
28:00 <Picard> hell yes
28:00 <ATS63> while wearing/using the strap on, do you fuck him like he's a slut and tell him so?
28:00 <Picard> i get cock and boobs at the same time
28:00 <Picard> ATS63 i hope so
29:00 <Serenity> yeah sure
29:00 <Serenity> why not
29:00 <Bastardly_One> you'd make a great gimp Pictard
30:00 <Picard> lol Bastardly_One
30:00 <Picard> dont get horny old man
30:00 <Bastardly_One> .
30:00 <Picard> i want Serenityq to scream " take my cock you little bitch"
30:00 <Picard> -q
30:00 <Serenity> mmm god i love this eucalyptus spray
30:00 <Serenity> your chubby bottom would be pink if i got to you picard
31:00 <Picard> hehehee
31:00 <Picard> im getting aroused
31:00 <ATS63> I had an ex threaten to do such things. Anyway, we broke up
32:00 <ATS63> Some people are fucking weird
32:00 <ATS63> Literally
32:00 <Serenity> why is it weird
32:00 <ATS63> Dominating is the job of a man. Its not sexist
32:00 <TheRiddler> .
32:00 <Bastardly_One> tbh Dommes that are sadist are wore than Doms that are
32:00 <TheRiddler> ...
32:00 <Bastardly_One> *sadistic
33:00 <Bastardly_One> fucking evil women ... inspiring 
33:00 <Serenity> some men like a rocket up the bum
33:00 <Serenity> thats not dominatin
33:00 <Serenity> g
34:00 <Serenity> submissive men in the bedoom are vom inducing
34:00 <ATS63> I'm quite happy saying
34:00 <ATS63> So anyway about my balls. Lick 'em and fuck 'em
35:00 <Bastardly_One> you mean the grovelling type I assume
35:00 <TheRiddler> I'll be both
35:00 <TheRiddler> :p
35:00 <Serenity> no i mean any type of submissive
35:00 <Bastardly_One> a switch
35:00 <Serenity> men are not supposed to be submissive in the bedroom
35:00 <Serenity> IMO
35:00 <Serenity> if thats your bag go for it. stay away from my room
36:00 <Bastardly_One> I know of some strong minded submissive males but the generic type 
36:00 <Bastardly_One> cannot stand them
36:00 <Picard> ATS63 can u hook me up
36:00 <Serenity> i think i just enjoy the primal cave man thing
36:00 <ATS63> Serenity: the bitches love it
36:00 <Serenity> men in control not being a big pussy about it
36:00 <Bastardly_One> there's a rp I do based on a set of sexist books
36:00 <Bastardly_One> hear me out first
37:00 <Bastardly_One> anyway, I think what is so appealling about that and it's Master/slave thing to those that like it 
37:00 <Serenity> is any of your role play real. or online
37:00 <Serenity> when was the last time you touched an actual woman
37:00 <Bastardly_One> is it's releasing primal instincts
37:00 <Picard> im the one in control most times, just with serenty im going to be the bitch
37:00 <TheRiddler> lol sanka 
37:00 <Serenity> you can take one and still be in control Picard ;)
37:00 <Picard> :P
38:00 <zapbuzz> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wEShzR-CqRM
38:00 <Maurice> (19:34:06) (Serenity): submissive men in the bedoom are vom inducing
38:00 <Maurice> (19:34:09) * Serenity looks at Maurice
38:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: 15 Pink Floyd Take It Back Official Music Video 1994 HQ (Jun 30, 2012) 4:58 - Category: People & Blogs - 2,768 - 21 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
38:00 <Maurice> Blerg
38:00 <Bastardly_One> he probably wouldn't get that 
38:00 <Bastardly_One> what you just said Serenity
38:00 <Bastardly_One> fair point
39:00 <Serenity> i said what now?
39:00 <Bastardly_One> the take one post
39:00 <Serenity> oh
39:00 <DetSnrSgtFranklins> o.o
39:00 <Serenity> yeah
40:00 <Maurice> Oh congrats on the promotion, DetSnrSgtFranklins
40:00 <Serenity> lol
40:00 <DetSnrSgtFranklins> thanks
40:00 <ATS63> Serenity: I reckon submissive men are virgins
40:00 <ATS63> Or near to it
40:00 <DetSnrSgtFranklins> lots of hard work and endless wifebeating
40:00 <Maurice> Thats a stupid thing to say
40:00 <Serenity> i dunno about that
40:00 <Maurice> ATS63 I meant, DetSnrSgtFranklins I fully agree
40:00 <Serenity> its just what some people enjoy
40:00 <Bastardly_One> that's a spastic thing to say
41:00 <DetSnrSgtFranklins> ATS63 is a spastic
41:00 <doctor> them fightin' words
41:00 <Maurice> I mean, if someone demanded that I make them a sandwich, I'd rip them a new one, if they demanded it in the bedroom, I'd make 2
41:00 <DetSnrSgtFranklins> lol
41:00 <Serenity> LOL
42:00 <tooheys> what if someone demanded a burger
42:00 <tooheys> i dont like sandwiches
42:00 <doctor> cant trust a woman to make a good sandwich, need to do it yourself
42:00 <Serenity> even better
43:00 <Bastardly_One> fur burger would already be on demand duh 
43:00 <Bastardly_One> silly tooheys
43:00 <Ana_Ng> tooheys
43:00 <Maurice> Some fucker has stolen my remote
43:00 <Ana_Ng> doctor
43:00 <Nikky`> When isn't tooheys being silly
43:00 <Ana_Ng> bastardly
44:00 <Bastardly_One> Ana_Ng
44:00 <doctor> sweet wonderful you
44:00 <tooheys> Nikky`, :(
44:00 <Ana_Ng> you are gentlemen and scholars
44:00 <Bastardly_One> I am
44:00 <Nikky`> tooheys :o(
44:00 <doctor> cheers mate
44:00 <Bastardly_One> pure fuckin' genius love
44:00 <Ana_Ng> mwah!
45:00 <Bastardly_One> awwwwwwwwwwwww *goes all sheepish*
45:00 <Bastardly_One> <3
45:00 <Bastardly_One> gawd
46:00 <tooheys> i dont want one :'(
46:00 <zapbuzz> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PCSFz_YycYA
46:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: David Gilmour in Royal Albert Hall - Coming Back to Life (Oct 14, 2007) 6:47 - Category: Music - 1,793,823 - 8,621 likes (99.1%), 75 dislikes (0.9%)
46:00 <Maurice> Now stick it up his arse
46:00 <Maurice> For being ungrateful
46:00 <DetSnrSgtFranklins> COCKS
46:00 <DetSnrSgtFranklins> compare ze market dot com dot ay you
46:00 <Bastardly_One> you are so not subby Maurice ... I believe you though
47:00 <Nikky`> Fine tooheys.. you can have a burger
47:00 <tooheys> thanks
47:00 <DetSnrSgtFranklins> b1 the dom master
47:00 <tooheys> i would like a tooheys longneck with it too please
47:00 <Bastardly_One> fucking hardly
47:00 <Nikky`> No, don't be a greedy cunt
47:00 <Bastardly_One> I have mentors and always will ... peers are good 
48:00 <DetSnrSgtFranklins> he's so dom he doms the doms
48:00 <Bastardly_One> keeps your ego in place
48:00 <tooheys> :(
48:00 <Nikky`> lol
48:00 <Bastardly_One> pffffffffffffft 
48:00 <Serenity> type one if you would miss ana ng if i banned her for life
48:00 <xm> the human dominepede
48:00 <DetSnrSgtFranklins> one
48:00 <Bastardly_One> .5
48:00 <TheRiddler> my dom experience has all been online :p
48:00 <tooheys> your whole sex life has TheRiddler 
49:00 <Lish> I like Ana ng
49:00 <TheRiddler> but she's our only trivia relief
49:00 <xm> there should only be 1 bipolar idiot in the village
49:00 <Bastardly_One> bah
49:00 <TheRiddler> not all
49:00 <Bastardly_One> I say .5
49:00 <Nikky`> And we have you xm
49:00 <Nikky`> :P
49:00 <DetSnrSgtFranklins> nope didnt read
49:00 <Serenity> yeah but her trivia is always wrong
49:00 <Serenity> lol
49:00 <Bastardly_One> some days she's fine like today
49:00 <DetSnrSgtFranklins> i just saw anang and banned for life
49:00 <TheRiddler> that's ok
49:00 <Serenity> xm is the sanest insane person ive come across
49:00 <Bastardly_One> I guess doctor and I were mildly entertaining here
50:00 <TheRiddler> anything to break up the bickering between users here
50:00 <DetSnrSgtFranklins> ana is just fucked
50:00 <Bastardly_One> is he fucking what
50:00 <Nikky`> I have a lot of love for xm
50:00 <DetSnrSgtFranklins> and should not e allowed to return
50:00 <xm> https://www.dropbox.com/s/97vqa5hy1rkievh/bash_ya_irl.m4a
50:00 <Serenity> me too
50:00 <Bastardly_One> xm can disconcert me a lot 
50:00 <Bastardly_One> and I like that
50:00 <Serenity> but he never accepts my love
50:00 <TheRiddler> brb
50:00 <Bastardly_One> his race puts him into perspective though
50:00 <Nikky`> He sometimes accepts mine, just tho
51:00 <Bastardly_One> I wanted to know how a nutter could be so logical
51:00 <Serenity> dont call him a nutter
51:00 <Serenity> people like chris are nutters
51:00 <xm> im also a cutter
51:00 <xm> very sensitive
51:00 <Bastardly_One> he isn't ... and evening
51:00 <xm> pls be careful with words
51:00 <Serenity> excessive is a butter
51:00 <Serenity> er..
51:00 <Serenity> nutter
52:00 <TheRiddler> I cant believe it's not nutter
52:00 <Bastardly_One> he's doing more shit to us by the way
52:00 <TheRiddler> hai Mew
52:00 <Bastardly_One> cbf'ed telling you half the time
52:00 <Bastardly_One> we still haven't payed or something
52:00 <xm> what? Excessive?
52:00 <Mew> hay mate
52:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah
52:00 <xm> are you sure he cares that much
52:00 <DetSnrSgtFranklins> LOL
52:00 <Serenity> what
52:00 <DetSnrSgtFranklins> he was trying to talk to me like hes my mate
52:00 <Mew> Is it gonna rain again b1?
53:00 <Serenity> where is he
53:00 <Nikky`> I don't even have any clue what you are on about Bastardly_One
53:00 <Bastardly_One> in two other channels
53:00 <Bastardly_One> Nikky`, Excessive was gonna take "us" down
53:00 <Nikky`> Tho, I hardly come on to know who is hating on who these days
53:00 <Nikky`> I see. why?
53:00 <Bastardly_One> Shadow, Serenity, Maurice, xm and I
53:00 <xm> he meant take you down to Hobart for a trip. all expensives paid by him
54:00 <Mew> he's into the bad juju nikky
54:00 <Serenity> lol his fb name changed
54:00 <xm> expenses*
54:00 <Maurice> I hope he pays me in cash
54:00 <Bastardly_One> is it Serenity?
54:00 <Nikky`> I see.. hate bad juju
54:00 <Serenity> he scratched Maurice's car
54:00 <Bastardly_One> he blocked me forever ago
54:00 <Maurice> Lol
54:00 <Serenity> and made b1 lose his wallet
54:00 <Mew> bad juju is such a pain in the arse
54:00 <Bastardly_One> and caused a flood in Busselton
54:00 <Serenity> its just his normal name with an x A**** X F****
54:00 <Serenity> apparently he sent something to us but i dont know what it was
55:00 <Bastardly_One> oooooooooooh ok
55:00 <doctor> a flood is what busselton needs
55:00 <xm> get the bomb squad and their little robot
55:00 <Mew> probably rain
55:00 <DetSnrSgtFranklins> he sent us a divorce but i dont think it made it
55:00 <DetSnrSgtFranklins> lost in the post
55:00 <Bastardly_One> lol @ the divorce
55:00 <Bastardly_One> what the fuck was that though?
55:00 <Picard> who changed facebook names
55:00 <Bastardly_One> I suggested forever ago he had a crush on Serenity
55:00 <DetSnrSgtFranklins> fuck off Picard
55:00 <Serenity> someone else said he had a crush on me too
55:00 <Picard> make me 
55:00 <Picard> bitch
55:00 <Serenity> and agreed that he was trying to cause fights between us
56:00 <Mew> shutup Picard u gronk
56:00 <Bastardly_One> the pic he has of "this is irc related"
56:00 <Serenity> excessive did Picard
56:00 <Bastardly_One> that's when he turned on me specific
56:00 <Serenity> as in IRL fights with me n adam over there
56:00 <DetSnrSgtFranklins> he turned you on
56:00 <Bastardly_One> when I caught onto it ... strange
56:00 <Serenity> yeah that bobble head got him goin
56:00 <DetSnrSgtFranklins> LOL
56:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... that morning he went spastic on Serenity and I was 
56:00 <Bastardly_One> dafaq?
56:00 <Serenity> did i even perm ban him?
57:00 <Bastardly_One> and went for what? 3 weeks?
57:00 <Serenity> or did he just not come back
57:00 <Mew> tell him to come bacl
57:00 <Bastardly_One> I am sure you perm banned him
57:00 <Serenity> let me check
57:00 <Mew> we miss his little briefs
57:00 <Serenity> i dont remember
57:00 <DetSnrSgtFranklins> he left
57:00 <Bastardly_One> go to the two channels I am in Mew
57:00 <Bastardly_One> and ask him
57:00 <Mew> okies
57:00 <Bastardly_One> the main ones
57:00 <Bastardly_One> not weirdos
57:00 <DetSnrSgtFranklins> his nicks Lou now
57:00 <Bastardly_One> yah
58:00 <Mew> maybe I wanna join weirdos
58:00 <Serenity> i honestly cant see anything in there for him
58:00 <Serenity> i think he just left
58:00 <Serenity> like pieter
58:00 <Bastardly_One> I just got it though
58:00 <DetSnrSgtFranklins> Mew collects weirdos
58:00 <Bastardly_One> all those he has issues with I think he liked
58:00 <Bastardly_One> platonic or otherwise
58:00 <Mew> I keep them in my vagina
59:00 <DetSnrSgtFranklins> next to the coffee machine
59:00 <Mew> Next to the 8 wheeler
59:00 <Serenity> slushi machine
59:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I worked it out
59:00 <Bastardly_One> he hates being mocked or proven wrong
59:00 <Bastardly_One> finally had a moment of wondering ... I really didn't care
59:00 <Serenity> well i mock even people i like so he never stood a chance
00:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck, if that was the case I'd be long gone
00:00 <Bastardly_One> but I think I'm onto something
00:00 <xm> the family that mocks together flocks together
00:00 <Bastardly_One> look how loof reacts to the same sort of thing
00:00 <Bastardly_One> and certain others with problems
01:00 <Bastardly_One> I dont mind being told to stfu or I make no sense sometimes
01:00 <Bastardly_One> I need it 
01:00 <Bastardly_One> a lot of them react really badly though
01:00 <Picard> i love it how Bastardly_One has his own convo
02:00 <Bastardly_One> I was lucidating to make sense 
02:00 <Bastardly_One> and you weren't here at the start of this little topic that I am over already
02:00 <Mew> what's lucidating?
02:00 <Picard> i wasnt?
02:00 <Bastardly_One> elaborating
02:00 <Bastardly_One> Mew
02:00 <Picard> this topid started hours ago?
02:00 <Mew> ohhh
02:00 <xm> elucidating?
02:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah that
02:00 <TheRiddler> lol
02:00 <xm> e-lucy-dating
03:00 <xm> chatting up a chick called lucy online
03:00 <Mew> Lucy loves the cock
03:00 <TheRiddler> and the drugs
03:00 <Serenity> elucidating
04:00 <Bastardly_One> we got that 
04:00 <Bastardly_One> welcome to one min ago 
04:00 <Serenity> i dont care
04:00 <Bastardly_One> fine
04:00 <Fez> Mewtant :P
04:00 <Bastardly_One> be like that
05:00 <Bastardly_One> if I get extra bitchy point it out ... My trap thing is back in full swing
05:00 <DetSnrSgtFranklins> why cant we just lube up n fuck
05:00 <Bastardly_One> fucked if I know what I did ... again
05:00 <Picard> shut up u silly old cunt
05:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck up ... you get a trap injury
05:00 <Serenity> you didnt answer my question before
05:00 <Bastardly_One> and you can bitch forever
05:00 <Bastardly_One> him, him or me?
05:00 <Serenity> you
05:00 <Bastardly_One> which one?
05:00 <Bastardly_One> I miss shit in front of my face
05:00 <Serenity> is your role playing IRL or online
06:00 <xm> metamewcil - ^ 5bre
06:00 <Bastardly_One> oh last week
06:00 <Bastardly_One> but non sex
06:00 <TheRiddler> I've done both
06:00 <Bastardly_One> rl I mean
06:00 <Serenity> when was the last time you actually had sex
06:00 <Picard> Bastardly_One needs some online role play as he doesnt get any irl
06:00 <Bastardly_One> shit, intercourse
06:00 <Bastardly_One> 990 BC
06:00 <Bastardly_One> possibly
06:00 <Serenity> lol
06:00 <Picard> with another adult human
07:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah non animal
07:00 <Bastardly_One> exactly
07:00 <Bastardly_One> trying to remember
07:00 <Serenity> if you cant remember thats all i need to know
07:00 <Serenity> lol
07:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... I can 
07:00 <Picard> lol
07:00 <TheRiddler> lol
07:00 <Bastardly_One> but fuck it's a long time by anyone's standards
07:00 <Picard> i told the wifey im getting evey day in phuket, with or without her lol
08:00 <Bastardly_One> doesn't actually bother me that much ... I don't get off without a mental bond
08:00 <xm> (990 BC) Jerusalem and Israel unified as one nation <--- was she on the other side and you got reunited?
08:00 <Picard> Bastardly_One last got laid when he was in Arratt prison
08:00 <Bastardly_One> yes xm
08:00 <xm> epic Bible love story
08:00 <xm> would love to see a movie on it
08:00 <Serenity> your wife needs a good hard fuck
09:00 <Picard> she is going to get one 
09:00 <Picard> second honeymooon so the bitch better put out
09:00 <TheRiddler> with who?
09:00 <Bastardly_One> this history thing seems a running them tonight xm
09:00 <Bastardly_One> lol @ with whom
09:00 <Bastardly_One> you little bitch TheRiddler
09:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
10:00 <Bastardly_One> second honeymoon?
10:00 <Bastardly_One> to Bali
10:00 <Bastardly_One> you cheap cunt
10:00 <Maurice> I'm still waiting on my first honeymoon
10:00 <Picard> whos going to Bali?
10:00 <Serenity> hes goingto thailand
10:00 <Picard> stupid old fuck 
10:00 <Serenity> er
10:00 <Picard> keep up
10:00 <Serenity> phuket
10:00 <Serenity> whatevs
11:00 <Bastardly_One> oh yes ... bit further up but still cheap arse
11:00 <Picard> says the cunt who cant afford a train ticket from ballarat to melbourne
11:00 <Bastardly_One> should of taken her to europe or something with all the money you claim to have
11:00 <thestig> essendon, as good as carlton but not better
11:00 <Picard> fuck europe, it doesnt interest me one bit
11:00 <Serenity> you dont get rich spending money
11:00 <Picard> lol thestig
12:00 <Bastardly_One> did we actually win that in the end?
12:00 <Serenity> no
12:00 <Serenity> it was a draw
12:00 <Bastardly_One> typical
12:00 <Picard> how bout those tigers
12:00 <Picard> its season over for essendon next week
12:00 <Nikky`> Can't believe they are in the finals..its awesome
13:00 <Bastardly_One> the rest of my family are richmond supporters
13:00 <Bastardly_One> gonna be like last year
13:00 <Bastardly_One> poor fucks
13:00 <Bastardly_One> get in there and get killed
13:00 <Picard> nothing at all like last year
13:00 <Bastardly_One> I've a soft spot for them
13:00 <Bastardly_One> I don't think you stand a chance
13:00 <Bastardly_One> doesn't mean I'm right
14:00 <Picard> you dont know shit
14:00 <TheRiddler> I think tigers will make it pass the first week
14:00 <TheRiddler> wait
14:00 <TheRiddler> nvm
14:00 <TheRiddler> they're facing port at home
14:00 <Picard> we play port at the oval, will be a tough gig
14:00 <Bastardly_One> no chance in hell
14:00 <Bastardly_One> you're in to go out
14:00 <Picard> what would u know muppet
14:00 <Bastardly_One> well, that sucks
14:00 <TheRiddler> would of been better if crows got to finals
14:00 <Picard> didnt we beat the swans today?
15:00 <TheRiddler> that'll be a good final
15:00 <Bastardly_One> how many years in a row do you have good wins
15:00 <Bastardly_One> and get somewhere to be killed?
15:00 <Picard> never actually
15:00 <TheRiddler> I hope nth smash essendon
15:00 <Picard> tigers havnt played this type of football for decades
15:00 <Picard> TheRiddler i agree
16:00 <Bastardly_One> meh ... I liked you guys a lot last year
16:00 <Picard> we are better this year
16:00 <Picard> playing with confidence
16:00 <ZaPbuzZ> MMMM meat for din dins
16:00 <Bastardly_One> not what you said when you were doing your usual shit start
16:00 <Bastardly_One> I remember you bitching
17:00 <Picard> u do?
17:00 <Picard> enlighten me
17:00 <TheRiddler> anyone would bitch with that start
17:00 <Bastardly_One> I've seen you claim you were shithouse
17:00 <Picard> when?
17:00 <Bastardly_One> now you're going alright it's like you're awesome
18:00 <Bastardly_One> towards the start of the season
18:00 <TheRiddler> lol sanka
18:00 <Picard> logs?
18:00 <Picard> i never said we are awesome
18:00 <Picard> i said we are playing with confidence
18:00 <Bastardly_One> anyway, would be the best thing all year to happen but won't
19:00 <Bastardly_One> you're in to be slaughtered
19:00 <thestig> picard richmond might win the flag
19:00 <Serenity> i give up talking about football anymore
19:00 <Serenity> never anything good to say
19:00 <ZaPbuzZ> lol
19:00 <Picard> thestig well as they say we are in it so we have a chance
20:00 <Picard> this form is what they did in 1980\
20:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah Serenity what a shit year we had
20:00 <Serenity> year?
20:00 <Serenity> what a shit decade
20:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... decade
20:00 <Bastardly_One> I always hope
20:00 <Bastardly_One> never happens
20:00 <Bastardly_One> lucky I'm old
20:00 <Bastardly_One> we were good once
20:00 <Picard> lol 34 years of pain'
22:00 <Bastardly_One> could be worse
22:00 <Bastardly_One> could be a st kilda supporter
22:00 <Picard> how?
22:00 <Picard> well yeah thats a point, or bulldogs
22:00 <TheRiddler> pfft
23:00 <TheRiddler> saints bottom of the ladder
23:00 <ZaPbuzZ> i remeber british bulldogs at school
23:00 <TheRiddler> for 17th woodenspoon 
23:00 <Picard> their regular spot
23:00 <Bastardly_One> I still think a relegation of shit sides to a second division would be good and another of the best brought in 
23:00 <Bastardly_One> like, see ya St Kilda for a season
23:00 <Bastardly_One> and bring in Nth Ballarat
23:00 <Picard> lol 
23:00 <Serenity> lol and darcy has the nerve to give me shit about the blues
24:00 <Picard> u idiot
24:00 <TheRiddler> like they do in some soccer leagues?
24:00 <TheRiddler> but what if the best is a reserve side?
24:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah, considering there's like 18 teams now
24:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I know ... I didn't say I thought this idea out
24:00 <Bastardly_One> I just said I think it's a good idea
24:00 <TheRiddler> who is top of the ladder this year?
25:00 <TheRiddler> williamstown?
25:00 <thestig> women should play in the afl so it will be fair to teams like carlton and essendon who have nancy boys on the team
25:00 <Bastardly_One> not sure actually without looking tbh
25:00 <TheRiddler> footscray is 2nd
25:00 <doctor> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V6fQ2pgWQV4
26:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Smashing Pumpkins 1979 (Sep 5, 2009) 4:26 - Category: Music - 256,542 - 958 likes (99.4%), 6 dislikes (0.6%)
26:00 <TheRiddler> there has been talk of someday having a woman be good enough to join a regular afl side
26:00 <TheRiddler> think that was demetriou hot air tho
26:00 <Bastardly_One> how to work that idea out in all reality I haven't the feintest
27:00 <Bastardly_One> EPL has a women's league now is why
27:00 <Bastardly_One> more soccer ideas that fail 
28:00 <TheRiddler> there's only like 4 teams in the womans league is there?
28:00 <Bastardly_One> afl?
28:00 <TheRiddler> yeah
28:00 <Bastardly_One> not sure
30:00 <faux> http://youtu.be/wWXwwQwa0sQ?t=4m27s
30:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: 2012 WORLD'S DUMBEST TWEETS (Part 1) (Jan 16, 2013) 5:43 - Category: Entertainment - 184,004 - 2,045 likes (98.5%), 31 dislikes (1.5%)
30:00 <ZaPbuzZ> thats dissapointing considering all the footballs born everyday
32:00 <ZaPbuzZ> almost as dissapoinnting as the migrants settling in melbourne
32:00 <ZaPbuzZ> they should be like settling north east
32:00 <ZaPbuzZ> less car accidents 
32:00 <ZaPbuzZ> lol
34:00 <faux> hahahahhahahahahhahahahhahahahahhahahahhhahahah fuck https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pk2-j_F-9d0
34:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: PART 2 -- WORLD'S DUMBEST TWEETS 2012 (Jan 21, 2013) 4:44 - Category: Entertainment - 112,854 - 1,674 likes (99.1%), 15 dislikes (0.9%)
34:00 <Picard> fark me
34:00 <ZaPbuzZ> ii'll pass
35:00 <Picard> aww cmon
39:00 <Zade> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3YTbfkdMO4M
40:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: OT. Quartet - Hold that sucker down (Mar 28, 2008) 6:40 - Category: Music - 240,630 - 1,348 likes (98.5%), 20 dislikes (1.5%)
42:00 <TheRiddler> kiss my egg
02:00 <thestig> will Will Power win the indy car championship tomorrow
05:00 <Maurice> He has the best name
07:00 <tooheys> mario kart 8 is definitely the best fucking game ever made
08:00 <Picard> sif play games
09:00 <tooheys> sif not
09:00 <tooheys> if u played mk8 online with me & British^Meat u would have a ball man
10:00 <partay> picard is too old and too slow to play games
15:00 <Serenity> i need to get mk8
15:00 <British^Meat> :)
15:00 <British^Meat> dude, picard cant play games
16:00 <British^Meat> for starters, his chubby digits would just mash every button
16:00 <Serenity> well i spose i need wiiu first
16:00 <British^Meat> and his hands would get all sweaty
17:00 <partay> lol
18:00 <partay> mk8 is awesome
18:00 <partay> my boy has it 
18:00 <partay> loves it 
19:00 <tooheys> Serenity, yeah youve gotta get it
19:00 <tooheys> amazing game
19:00 <Serenity> maybe ill save it for the kids for christmas
19:00 <Serenity> not that far away now
20:00 <tooheys> me & British^Meat are about as good as each other its usually a close race
20:00 <Serenity> i would be incredibly shit
20:00 <Serenity> i havent played much mario cart since the 64 lol
20:00 <Maurice> I need an asian woman to walk on my back
20:00 <Serenity> kart*
21:00 <British^Meat> http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_EIYEpUb6Pyo/S6sYYTHjHvI/AAAAAAAABfk/Oqt7ud3G8TQ/s1600/fat_splits.jpg
21:00 <tooheys> itd take u a few races to get used to the drifting
21:00 <tooheys> after that youd be right
21:00 <Bastardly_One> the last one I played was on the Wii
22:00 <Maurice> Last time I played that I was on the freeway
22:00 <Serenity> i was a master at mario kart 64
22:00 <Serenity> lol
23:00 <partay> Maurice ill walk all over you if you like
23:00 <Maurice> Ok, but make sure you take your heels off first
24:00 <tooheys> u cant duck lol
24:00 <Serenity> are they in the game now?
24:00 <LilDragonGirl>  /whois matrix
25:00 <tooheys> boomerangs? yeah
25:00 <tooheys> British^Meat always hits me with them
25:00 <LilDragonGirl> stupid ass has been badgering me
25:00 <Serenity> woah thats cool
26:00 <partay> matrix is just another creepy lurking fuck
27:00 <tooheys> donkey kong > *
30:00 <tooheys> i bet xm would enjoy this mix
31:00 <TheRiddler> goodnight
32:00 <tooheys> night mate
35:00 <Picard> not as creepy as par
35:00 <Picard> partgay
36:00 <Saemon> yoyoyoooo
36:00 <Saemon> satday night mah homies
36:00 <Saemon> all partyin hard or what?
36:00 <Saemon> wOOTT
36:00 <Saemon> im havin a wild ass party at my place atm
36:00 <Saemon> all my action figures are in attendance
38:00 <ATS63> so many
43:00 <doctor> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9sRdoIX9y-8
43:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Oasis - Don't Look Back In Anger [HD] (Jul 29, 2010) 4:49 - Category: Music - 28,358 - 122 likes (99.2%), 1 dislikes (0.8%)
43:00 <tooheys> hey semen
43:00 <tooheys> hows it going mate
44:00 <Picard> a ship in the harbour is safe, but thats not what ships are built for.
45:00 <Saemon> sup tooheys
46:00 <Serenity> I want to lady bone liv tyler
46:00 <Saemon> nothing much mate just the usual saturday night blues - lonely, depressed and a tad bit suicidal
46:00 <Saemon> how about yourself?
46:00 <doctor> if it's a good ship, it's meant to sink far out away at sea
46:00 <British^Meat> shouldve gone to the show
46:00 <tooheys> im lonely and depressed as well, fucking happy that richmond won though
46:00 <doctor> lol
47:00 <Saemon> liv tyler was hot in lord of the rings
47:00 <Saemon> the show n do what?
47:00 <Saemon> buy show bags?
47:00 <Saemon> walk around inhaling dust?
47:00 <Saemon> no thank you
47:00 <British^Meat> have fun?
48:00 <Saemon> whats fun about getting ripped of with cheap merch from showbags
48:00 <Saemon> n screwing up my lungs by inhaling dust
48:00 <British^Meat> get free stuff, it costs nothing
49:00 <Saemon> theres always usually just country bumpkins at the show anyway
49:00 <Saemon> showing off their prized bred pig or cow or sheep
49:00 <milk> yum
49:00 <Saemon> brokeback mountain blokes in gay cowboy hats n shirts n boots
49:00 <Serenity> theres heaps of free shit to do at shows you misery basket
49:00 <British^Meat> juz tryna help :|
50:00 <tooheys> those things handle like shit
50:00 <Serenity> remember in the old days
50:00 <tooheys> the standard bike FTW
50:00 <milk> why is my life not perfect?
50:00 <Serenity> you just had to chose a character
50:00 <Serenity> theres so much pressure now
50:00 <British^Meat> heh
50:00 <tooheys> yeah
51:00 <ATS63> Picard: you cannot tell the depth of the river until you see the bottom
51:00 <doctor> because life is in error, i suppose
51:00 <tooheys> like 30 diff vehicles, tyres, etc
51:00 <tooheys> i do actually wish there wasnt so many different parts
51:00 <doctor> all logic and reason concludes that life is not worth it, so why isn't everyone killing themselves? one of those questions that can't be answered
52:00 <Serenity> i remember being like 6 sitting in my brothers lounge room and it being like 45 degrees outside playing mario kart on the snes
52:00 <Serenity> dem memories
52:00 <milk> really? you think hat would work?
52:00 <milk> everyone mass suiciding at once?
52:00 <doctor> i have no idea
52:00 <milk> but, I wouldn't have meat oil and other products
53:00 <Serenity> lifes always worth it
53:00 <ATS63> Urgh. Why am I craving kebabs at weird times
53:00 <Serenity> because kebabs are mervelous
53:00 <ATS63> Kebabs aren't even that good :(
53:00 <Saemon> tell that to robin williams
53:00 <Saemon> but too late
54:00 <ATS63> Serenity: I agree, life is always worth it. We all make the world we live in
54:00 <Saemon> i drown my kebabs n yiros in garlic mayo
54:00 <tooheys> i urgently require a slash
55:00 <tooheys> open your mouth Serenity 
55:00 <ATS63> even if its a world full of kebabs
55:00 <Serenity> excuse me!
55:00 <Saemon> wats better? kebab or yiros?
55:00 <Serenity> theyre the same thing.
55:00 <Saemon> then why is one called kebab and the other yiros?
55:00 <Serenity> the same reason you morons call polony devon
56:00 <Saemon> wats a polony devon?
56:00 <ATS63> yiros? polony? devon? I don't even
56:00 <Serenity> .
56:00 <tooheys> havent u ever heard of something having 2 different names
56:00 <tooheys> what about petrol & fuel
56:00 <Serenity> you're a fucking idiot Saemon
56:00 <tooheys> or computers & pc's
56:00 <tooheys> or saemon or cum
56:00 <tooheys> LOL
56:00 <Serenity> lol
56:00 <ATS63> tooheys: actually they describe two different things. If you consulted the dictionary you'd know this
56:00 <Saemon> ah sementics
57:00 <ATS63> petrol is a fuel. There are many other oil based fuels, as well as nuclear, etc.
57:00 <Saemon> if u want to get techinal tooheys
57:00 <Saemon> a pc is different than a computer
57:00 <ATS63> fuel != petrol
57:00 <Serenity> or why queenslanders call footy franks 'cheerios'
57:00 <Saemon> pc stands for 'personal computer'
57:00 <thestig> a pc is a computer
57:00 <tooheys> ATS63, if u say u are putting fuel in your car it doesnt mean u are putting nuclear fuel in it does it
57:00 <Serenity> just different places with different names
58:00 <Saemon> yeah but a computer is nto personal if it isnt called a pc
58:00 <tooheys> its understood that fuel generally means petrol
58:00 <ATS63> tooheys: that is because of the implied use of "the car", and the lack of nuclear powered cars (so far)
58:00 <Serenity> i think my points are more valid
58:00 <Maurice> Wtf are footy franks
58:00 <Serenity> and it still proves saemons an idiot
58:00 <Serenity> Maurice
58:00 <Serenity> wtf.
58:00 <ATS63> tooheys: you can put fuel in a fire, or an aircraft, and that isn't petrol.
59:00 <Maurice> I don't really like footy or people named frank
59:00 <ATS63> Well if it is petrol you're an idiot, anyway
59:00 <thestig> why do they call poloni devon
59:00 <Serenity> you better be taking the piss
59:00 <Serenity> because theyre idiots
59:00 <Maurice> I'm not
59:00 <Serenity> RED SAUSAGES MAURICE wtf do you call them
59:00 <Maurice> I have never in my life bought footy franks
59:00 <NrKy> piss, a substance commonly excreted from the urethra of earth-based fauna
59:00 <Maurice> Oh, frankfurts
59:00 <tooheys> theyre fucking cocktail frankfurts
59:00 <Serenity> see
59:00 <Serenity> different names
59:00 <Serenity> for the same food
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