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00:00 <simba> Steele Sidebottom
00:44 <stop-snitchin-stop-lyin> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V8DzY2gNMrQ
00:45 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Eminem - The Monster ft. Rihanna [Lyrics] (Oct 28, 2013) 4:09 - Category: Music - 21,060,142 views - 35,811 likes (96.9%), 1,161 dislikes (3.1%)
01:00 <Kynetic> `seen sgt_splode
01:00 <prowl> Kynetic, Sgt_Splode ([email protected]) was last seen quitting #melbourne 11 weeks 3 days 22 hours 3 minutes ago (09.02. 01:58) stating "Quit: I have a riddle, for you. A conundrum, if you will. What's the difference between you and a mallard with a cold? One's a sick duck ..... I forget the rest, but your mother is a whore." after spending 2 minutes there.
01:00 <Kynetic> :~(
02:07 Quit: slower ([email protected]) Quit:
03:00 <Bastardly_One> Jesus
03:00 <Bastardly_One> now I know why I dont have a license in real life
03:59 <Googie85> im trying to download rfactor but the download is extremely slow... any mirrors you guys used?
04:36 <Serenity> hey cougz
04:43 <Googie85> hey
05:10 <Bastardly_One> well, fuck you
05:44 <Bastardly_One> front wheels drives are too hard to use on this track
05:50 <Bastardly_One> they're my best cars
06:00 <simba> i drew that
06:38 <Bastardly_One> oooooooooooooooooooooooooo
06:39 <Bastardly_One> I
06:51 <Excessive> fwd's do nais ziz zag burnout
06:58 <Bastardly_One> ve not beefed up my ferrari
07:24 <Bastardly_One> fuck ... yes I have
08:00 <PandasDontDrive> i bet you did ;)
08:00 <mattyd> looks like a screen cap from the SimpSons if ya arks me
08:12 <Excessive> zig zag even
08:21 <Excessive> but ye
08:39 <Bastardly_One> this track is turn city
08:43 <Bastardly_One> but sharp turns
08:47 Quit: milk ([email protected]) Quit: Leaving
08:55 <Bastardly_One> FR's hate coming out of turns at high speeds
09:00 <PandasDontDrive> looks like i want to lick it
09:00 <simba> Yeah. Looks like the Artstyle used by Matt Groening and co. between 1998 and 2003. 
09:00 <mattyd> *groens loudly* .. yeh ..
09:46 <simba> Steele Sidebottom
10:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
10:00 <simba> Matt Grinning
10:00 <PandasDontDrive> Muff Grunting
10:56 <Kynetic> `seen sgt_splode
10:57 <prowl> Kynetic, Sgt_Splode ([email protected]) was last seen quitting #melbourne 11 weeks 3 days 22 hours 3 minutes ago (09.02. 01:58) stating "Quit: I have a riddle, for you. A conundrum, if you will. What's the difference between you and a mallard with a cold? One's a sick duck ..... I forget the rest, but your mother is a whore." after spending 2 minutes there.
11:00 <simba> mattyd https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ydyh9l_jao
11:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Sandstorm on tub tunes trumpet (Jan 1, 2009) 1:12 - Category: Music - 544,990 views - 8,704 likes (99.1%), 83 dislikes (0.9%)
11:00 <PandasDontDrive> oer
11:00 <PandasDontDrive> i forgot to put ma glurves on
11:00 <PandasDontDrive> wonder if they're called wristbands because they only go to the wrist
11:09 <Kynetic> :~(
11:20 Quit: PandasDontDrive ([email protected]) Quit: THE HARDCORE WAY TO EAT RAMEN NOODLES: 1. BOIL WATER 2. EAT BLOCK OF RAMEN 3. DRINK BOILING WATER 4. SNORT FLAVOURED POWDER 5. FUCK BITCHES!
12:00 <mattyd> (Y)
12:00 <PandasDontDrive> it's so quiet im scareds
12:00 <mattyd> very fuken nise
12:57 Join: JimmyJack ([email protected]) to #melbourne
13:06 <Bastardly_One> Jesus
13:17 <Bastardly_One> now I know why I dont have a license in real life
14:03 Nick: JimmyJack is now known as Loof
14:55 Quit: iBiZa ([email protected]) EOF from client
15:15 Join: iBiZa ([email protected]) to #melbourne
17:05 Quit: Loof ([email protected]) Quit: Ciao
21:00 <ZeroDistance> mah hands r so warm
22:00 <ZeroDistance> neone want me to warm their penis?
23:00 <deeldose> what if in the next million years girls evolved foreskins over their nipples
23:00 <Maurice> Then we'd cum within 2 minutes.
24:00 <deeldose> what would u do
24:00 <deeldose> do u reckon there would be another circumcision debate?
28:00 <ZeroDistance> omigosh
28:00 <ZeroDistance> they already have a foreskin over their clit!
28:00 <ZeroDistance> NOOOOOOOOO!
28:00 <ZeroDistance> mmmm clit
28:00 <deeldose> im mad
28:00 <[Maverick]> https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/v/t1.0-9/10175963_10201796791826606_8178900309744205931_n.jpg
30:00 <ZeroDistance> WELCOME TO THE MAD HOUSE
30:00 <ZeroDistance> baaatmaan
30:00 <ZeroDistance> oh man i cant wait for final batman game <3
30:08 <simba> Hahahahahahaha.
30:17 Join: PandasDontDrive ([email protected]) to #melbourne
31:09 Part: nerdygirl ([email protected]) from #melbourne (Leaving)
32:23 Quit: Zade ([email protected]) Quit:
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34:16 * stop-snitchin-stop-lyin slaps cherri_pie around a bit with a large trout
34:48 Part: frayedknot ([email protected]) from #melbourne (Leaving)
36:55 Quit: stop-snitchin-stop-lyin ([email protected]) Quit:
41:00 <simba> i can
43:00 <deeldose> batmans a big homo
43:00 <deeldose> with alfred
43:00 <Maurice> And Robin is his bottom, we know
43:00 <deeldose> they battarang each other
43:37 Quit: Mr_Me ([email protected]) Quit:
45:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah what?
45:00 <Excessive> soup
45:00 <Excessive> I mean "sup"
46:00 <Bastardly_One> not much man 
47:00 <Bastardly_One> winding down for sleep ... class in the morning ... blah blah blah
47:00 <Excessive> ah rite
49:00 <ZeroDistance> sloip
53:00 <simba> i whip my hair back and forth i whip my hair back and forth i whip my hair back and forth i whip my hair back and forth i whip my hair back and forth i whip my hair back and forth i whip my hair back and forth i whip my hair back and forth 
53:40 <PandasDontDrive> https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/t1.0-9/1888555_10152331417633974_1815123459_n.jpg
53:41 <PandasDontDrive> mmmmmmmmmmm
54:00 <ZeroDistance> lmao
54:00 <Excessive> I don't understand I don't understand I don't understand
54:14 <Bastardly_One> finally worked out the lights shit
54:22 <Bastardly_One> you have to actually assign a button for it
54:26 <Bastardly_One> uber gay
54:33 <PandasDontDrive> lights?
54:39 <PandasDontDrive> jeepers
55:00 <Bastardly_One> kind of need them for night racing :P
55:00 <ZeroDistance> and surprisingly that song's better than anything Bieber has ever done
55:00 <simba> Hahahaha Justin Bieber yes God his mUisc s*cks
55:04 <PandasDontDrive> my bro is up now still working/studying
55:13 <PandasDontDrive> I AM HEADSHOTTING FAGGOTS
56:00 <ZeroDistance> lol
56:59 <Bastardly_One> I'm racing AI faggots
57:08 <Bastardly_One> not very well atm I might add but yeah
57:23 Quit: ricchhee ([email protected]) Quit:
58:00 <TheRiddler> how to stand up when you're 300kg 101
58:00 <TheRiddler> b1 is motivated
58:00 <TheRiddler> :p
58:00 <simba> how to perform oral sex on a dingo when ur mouth is all dry from sucking lizard cock 
59:00 <ZeroDistance> lol
00:00 <TheRiddler> oline stalking for total noobs
00:51 <PandasDontDrive> :)
01:00 <TheRiddler> how to expertly channel surf for die hard couch potatos
02:00 <simba> how to use irc in 5 easy steps
03:00 <TheRiddler> how to start your heart again after a 3hr kfc binge
03:00 <ZeroDistance> "What you never done coke? Sometimes you heart stop then start up again."
03:49 <Excessive> https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/t1.0-9/1453380_756464104394081_5093717946502574034_n.jpg
04:00 <ZeroDistance> https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/t1.0-9/10256375_399774820160355_3044932752014281218_n.jpg
05:55 Quit: Googie85 ([email protected]) Quit:
07:00 <simba> push up
08:39 <simba> Hahahahahahaha.
14:47 Join: Googie85 ([email protected]) to #melbourne
15:00 <TheRiddler> I have more figures
15:00 <TheRiddler> I just took pics of
15:00 <TheRiddler> lol
15:00 <TheRiddler>  https://www.dropbox.com/s/23fawvb5q74086e/2014-04-29%2023.08.48.jpg
15:00 <TheRiddler> https://www.dropbox.com/s/p1rdrr5uaftxunc/2014-04-29%2023.09.03.jpg
16:43 <PandasDontDrive> boats n moobs
20:00 <ZeroDistance> figures?
21:00 <ZeroDistance> oh cool
21:00 <ZeroDistance> i think last thing i got was ac4 figure
25:00 <simba> ZeroDistance
25:00 <simba> do you actually have the ball rolling with TPG?
25:00 <simba> TPG owns!!!!!!!!
25:00 <unlimited_wanks> unlimited wanks motherfuckers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
26:00 <simba> yep thats me
26:00 <simba> i downloaded a 15gb porn torrent just cos i could
26:00 <unlimited_wanks> TPG owns the shittest company ever award
26:00 <simba> prob wont even watch most of them
26:00 <simba> no u r wrong m8 sorry
26:00 <unlimited_wanks> actualyl tpg is ok if u dont play online games
26:00 <unlimited_wanks> its godo downloads
26:00 <simba> i think it depends on what state youre in .. ive seen people badmouth internode and others call them the very best
26:00 <unlimited_wanks> internode sux now
26:00 <unlimited_wanks> they sold out to iinet or whatever
26:00 <DemonsRun> Lol
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27:00 <DemonsRun> unlimited_wanks. Lol
27:00 <DemonsRun> I like that nick
27:00 <simba> i knew iinet bought a company but i forgot who
27:00 <unlimited_wanks> hahah ty
29:00 <DemonsRun> ^
29:00 <DemonsRun> Poof.
29:00 <Maurice> aaaaaaaaaa
29:00 <Saemon> http://wrestler.wrestling123.com/pic/15/5e/dustin-runnels-picture-12.jpg
30:00 <Saemon> thats me
30:00 <TheRiddler> https://scontent-b-hkg.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-frc3/t1.0-9/10269528_10152351310939481_5444088254291277896_n.jpg
30:00 <Saemon> i want you simba, im after you
30:00 <Saemon> be my prey
30:00 <Bastardly_One> my skinjust crawled
30:00 <simba> super kawaii
30:00 <Maurice> I apologise on behalf of my Es
31:00 <DemonsRun> Mine too Bastardly_One 
31:00 <DemonsRun> Mine too
31:00 <Maurice> https://m.ak.fbcdn.net/scontent-a.xx/hphotos-ash3/t1.0-9/1982119_10152427988400844_9148877041102279205_n.jpg
31:00 <TheRiddler> https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/t1.0-9/10251900_10152351312474481_7285768904628927778_n.jpg
31:00 <Maurice> At least my nails are in focus
31:00 <Saemon> nice those nails are sexy
31:00 <Saemon> i like red finger nail polish on chicks
31:51 Quit: damibawt ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
32:00 <Bastardly_One> it's orange you freak 
32:00 <TheRiddler> https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/t1.0-9/10173721_10152351311259481_5331049624834444654_n.jpg
32:00 <Maurice> Er
32:00 <Saemon> although ive noticed that chicks have bright pink colored toenails these days
32:00 <Maurice> It;s orange
32:00 <Saemon> is it in fashion atm?
32:00 <Bastardly_One> and the kitteh is gonna eat ya *nods*
32:00 <Saemon> oh my eyes are bad sorry
32:00 <Maurice> She just savaged my hand
32:00 <Maurice> Now shes fucked off
33:00 <Bastardly_One> you're her favourite then 
33:00 <Maurice> I swear Auds whispered in her ear, coz she does everything he did
33:00 <Bastardly_One> if she eats you you're her favourite
33:00 <Maurice> I'm not
33:00 <Maurice> She slept on Cam when he was home, he hates cats, shes never slept on me
34:00 <Maurice> Today she licked me all over but thats coz I was out all day
34:00 <Bastardly_One> I wonder if cats have no sense of time like dogs
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35:00 <Bastardly_One> like I wonder if that as forever 
35:00 <Bastardly_One> *was forever
35:00 <Maurice> Cats are far superior
35:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah but I wonder how they judge time
35:00 <Bastardly_One> like an hour for a dog is ages
35:00 <Maurice> My dog and kitten are shit scared of each other, which is normal for the dog
36:00 <Maurice> But hes an adult, the kitten is not
36:00 <Bastardly_One> not quite forever but a long time
36:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... I dunno why he's scared of cats
36:00 <Maurice> He seems to be stuck on newborn
36:00 <Bastardly_One> he could swallow them in two chews
36:00 <Maurice> He got attacked by a kitten when he was on a walk
36:00 <Bastardly_One> hahahahahaha
37:00 <Maurice> Nevermind he was about 4 at the time
37:00 <Bastardly_One> that old and scared for life over it 
37:00 <Bastardly_One> wuss dog
37:00 <Maurice> Cam pushed the kitten away with his foot twice
37:00 <Maurice> Doc hid behind Cam
37:00 <Bastardly_One> lol 
37:00 <Bastardly_One> that's funny
37:07 <Saemon> guys
37:12 <Saemon> attention room
37:20 <Saemon> i have something to say
37:33 <simba> ur dads gay
37:34 <simba> lmao
37:36 <dematerialised> you killed a prostitute because you've run out fo money?
38:00 <Bastardly_One> he's huge, what's he got to worry about the dumbo?
38:00 <Bastardly_One> a paw swipe would send a kitten flying
38:00 <Maurice> I nearly wet myself over Cams outrage
38:02 <DemonsRun> ^
38:46 <xm> now that i have your attention...thank you for the attention
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39:00 <Maurice> The kitten has dug her claws into me when she got startled, I'd worry if I was the dog
39:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
39:00 <Bastardly_One> I love female cats
39:00 <Maurice> She got me right in the palm
39:00 <Bastardly_One> they're seriously not scared of much 
39:00 <Bastardly_One> especially when angry 
39:48 <Saemon> ok so today i had a near death experience
40:00 <Maurice> I have video of her ripping my hand off
40:00 <Bastardly_One> but they seem to be a lot more sadistic as kittens
40:00 <Bastardly_One> and I enjoy the mind games
40:00 <Bastardly_One> and never knowing where they're going to pounce from next
40:00 <Maurice> I love her but I want my boy too
40:00 <Bastardly_One> well of course
40:00 <Maurice> Es is like braveheart, coz her face is two toned
40:00 <Maurice> She jumps out of shadows and makes me shit
40:00 <Bastardly_One> this is why I can never have another cat or dog
40:01 <dematerialised> that's a shame
40:13 <Saemon> and my life flashed before my eyes, and ive come to realise that
40:19 Join: beehhh ([email protected]) to #melbourne
40:22 <dematerialised> your life isn't worth living
40:27 <xm> you dont go full NDE. you go DE
40:30 <beehhh> lol at cancer state
40:30 <simba> u mean today u thought up this story ur about to type into irc
40:42 <simba> beehhh drinks cum and wine mixed
40:43 <beehhh> punch ya simba
40:46 <PandasDontDrive> woooo
40:53 <PandasDontDrive> found final episode in an awesome doco series
40:54 <Saemon> i actually dont really have anyone in my life, little friends and aquaintances, and i am not on speaking terms with any of my family
40:55 <PandasDontDrive> burp
40:57 <beehhh> pieces of shit cum
41:00 <Bastardly_One> until I am really old 
41:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
41:00 <Bastardly_One> sounds like one I had to get rid of called tinker
41:00 <Bastardly_One> she had the entire house under control
41:00 <Bastardly_One> with the most sadistic glee in her eyes 
41:05 <Saemon> and so, i realise that, you guys on here
41:07 <dematerialised> so you should probably turn that near death
41:08 <simba> beehhh drinks cum and wine mixed
41:10 <dematerialised> into actual death
41:15 <Saemon> i actually spend more time with you guys on here day and night
41:18 <PandasDontDrive> i put peanut butter and vegemite and mustard and mayo on a sandwich just then
41:19 <PandasDontDrive> lol
41:20 <Saemon> than with my own fmaily
41:23 <simba> beehhh drinks cum and wine mixed
41:29 <Saemon> so you guys are in effect, my family
41:32 <beehhh> simba drinks his dad's cum for his free accomodation
41:37 <PandasDontDrive> im not your family
41:37 <Saemon> and i just want to say that this means alot to me
41:44 <PandasDontDrive> means nothing to me
41:47 <simba> cum
41:50 <PandasDontDrive> I AM A BANANA
41:55 <Saemon> no matter what has been said in the past, you guys are all ive got
41:55 <dematerialised> if i was your family i would have fucked your mothers ass instead and saved us the trouble
42:00 <Saemon> and yeah
42:00 <Maurice> Es is just tri coloured
42:00 <Bastardly_One> she discovered the only thing that annoyed me despite all attempts was flicking her paw in my tea
42:00 <Bastardly_One> sneaking up on me and FLICK!
42:00 <Bastardly_One> and bolting off
42:00 <Bastardly_One> worked too the little bitch
42:02 <Saemon> thats all
42:05 <Saemon> :)
42:07 <beehhh> apparently he is made out of cum
42:11 <PandasDontDrive> r u drinkin bro?
42:19 <xm> Saemon: you do realise you have #Melbourne Syndrome right>
42:25 <xm> and you are help captive
42:27 <PandasDontDrive> i already have family
42:27 <xm> held*
42:46 <PandasDontDrive> i have my VIKING HORDE!
42:48 <PandasDontDrive> on xbox.
42:57 <xm> you are starting to identify with me, your kidnapper
43:00 <Bastardly_One> the ninja acts would just make me laugh 
43:00 <Bastardly_One> hope she mellows though
43:00 <Bastardly_One> imagine that in adult for
43:00 <Bastardly_One> *form
43:18 <beehhh> im going to study in darwin if ever
43:27 <beehhh> less people less trouble
43:29 <xm> Darwin has a uni?
43:39 <PandasDontDrive> anyone see the series The Dark Ages: An Age of Light?
43:53 <beehhh> CDU
44:00 <Bastardly_One> plus if I get another pet I'd want two if it was cats
44:00 <Bastardly_One> then they can keep themselves amused as well 
44:06 <beehhh> i spoke to stacey today online
44:11 <simba> cum
44:14 <simba> cum
44:16 <xm> i thought they'd just have a TAFE campus on semiotics to put out 'WARNING CROCS HERE: DO NOT SWIM!'
44:21 <beehhh> she suggested me to go thru simple procedure
44:34 <beehhh> <boris the bird> cum cum
45:00 <Saemon> beehhh i hope you develop pancreatic cancer
45:00 <Bastardly_One> I've got a surrogate cat
45:00 <Bastardly_One> it's owner is jealous of it :P
45:00 <Ana_Ng> grrr
45:00 <Bastardly_One> I go to her house to hang out and the cat demands all my attention
45:03 <Saemon> and die
45:09 <Saemon> very soon
45:26 <simba> cum
45:29 <beehhh> dont worry i drink cranberry tonic every morning
45:50 <beehhh> ian rochie died of it
46:00 <Bastardly_One> what are you grrrrrrrrrrrring about old woman? :P
47:00 <Ana_Ng> still asleep
47:00 <Bastardly_One> oh, that all?
47:00 <Bastardly_One> I fell asleep in class today
47:00 <Bastardly_One> was pretty cool
47:00 <Saemon> Bastardly_One you're like the male version of the crazy cat lady from the simpsons.
47:01 <Pieter> I just woke up, to say, I need to peeee
47:18 <simba> <Saemon> no matter what has been said in the past, you guys are all ive got <Saemon> beehhh i hope you develop pancreatic cancer - hahahaha didnt keep that act up very long
47:21 <Pieter> I came here, because I know you all careee
47:22 <simba> Hrm, simple.... Take everything that is universally supreme * awesome + Fucking Sexy (Levels extremely high causing jealousy n envy from most people + mah personallity n qualities that everyone needs in their lives to use in comparison to value general bullshit in life n BOOM --- Not even possible to come close to how spectacular I am :))
47:32 <Pieter> And
47:36 <Pieter> I
47:50 <Pieter> Am impossibly so good lookin
48:00 <Bastardly_One> when I woke up the teacher person told me to go home
48:00 <ZeroDistance> so i installed Thief b1
48:00 <ZeroDistance> just havent played it
48:01 <Saemon> simba beehhh is excluded
48:10 <Pieter> I make derek zoolander look gayy
48:21 <Pieter> Cos I hump him in the buuuuuum
48:28 <Pieter> Dadedum.
48:40 <PandasDontDrive> anyway
48:44 <simba> stfu Pieter wrinkly old meth head!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
48:48 <PandasDontDrive> american mustard and vegemite dont go well together
48:49 <PandasDontDrive> k
48:53 <PandasDontDrive> LESSON LEARNED
48:56 <Pieter> Back to bed, wibble wobble
49:00 <beehhh> http://oi62.tinypic.com/2yy35ld.jpg
49:00 <Bastardly_One> no legs, your opinion on anything counts as nothing you're that irrelevant
49:00 <ZeroDistance> lol
49:00 <ZeroDistance> yer
49:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah well fucking play it Pandas
49:00 <ZeroDistance> THE FUCKEN BORG WOULDNT WANT YOU MATE!
49:00 <Bastardly_One> I wanna know
49:00 <Saemon> but u are though Bastardly_One
49:00 <ZeroDistance> gonna put it on now
49:00 <Saemon> your old like her
49:00 <Saemon> your weird like her
49:00 <Bastardly_One> the Borg are quite funny from what I percieve
49:00 <ZeroDistance> cbf bf4in atm keep droppin
49:00 <Saemon> your obessed with cats like her
49:00 <ZeroDistance> I <3 borg
49:00 <Saemon> logic here is undeniable
49:00 <ZeroDistance> i <3 seven of nine <3
49:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm not obsessed by cats
49:04 <beehhh> lionidas
49:21 <Pieter> I wish I could learn but I know everything:(
49:26 <Pieter> Bbl
49:38 <PandasDontDrive> no point in living if one knew everything.
50:00 <Bastardly_One> if anything I like little dogs 
50:00 <Saemon> scroll up
50:00 <Bastardly_One> they amuse the life out of me 
50:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I like cats and they like me 
50:00 <Saemon> youve spent like the past half hour goin on about cats
50:00 <Bastardly_One> but all animals like me a
50:00 <Saemon> tryin to imress Maurice
50:00 <ZeroDistance> lol
50:00 <Saemon> and how u say u dont like cats>
50:00 <Saemon> wut
50:00 <Bastardly_One> no, she was conversing with me fucktard
50:00 <ZeroDistance> ive got gloves on that remind me of garret in thief
50:00 <Bastardly_One> I like cats, I prefer little dogs 
50:00 <ZeroDistance> gloves/wristbands watevs
50:48 <beehhh> Pieter is still better than many hoon raiders in straya one tryna stnach the gun of a police man and later goes hes tried needed rest
51:00 <Maurice> What
51:00 <Bastardly_One> oh
51:00 <Maurice> I was elsewhere
51:00 <Bastardly_One> apparently you conversing with me 
51:00 <ZeroDistance> wouldve got my kinect back today ay b1 if only the lazy ass courier had bothered to knock on my fkn door
51:00 <ZeroDistance> 8am ffs
51:00 <Bastardly_One> was me trying to impress you Maurice
51:00 <Bastardly_One> according to no legs
51:00 <Maurice> Oh
51:00 <Maurice> Gross
51:00 <ZeroDistance> HOT
51:02 <beehhh> *tired
51:38 <beehhh> there was a scaffle him & the cop between the rabbit proof fance
52:00 <Bastardly_One> when we talk at this time a fair bit if he pays attention
52:00 <ZeroDistance> aight loadin up Thoif
52:00 <Saemon> lol
52:00 <Bastardly_One> depending on your mood
52:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah hurry the fuck up
52:00 <Bastardly_One> I need to crash 
52:00 <Bastardly_One> like hours ago
52:20 <beehhh> logan is a bad ass area in QLD
53:00 <DemonsRun> simba: Go look lol
53:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I hated dogs until this one minature chihahua
53:00 <Bastardly_One> and man that dog was unique
53:00 <Bastardly_One> used to full on converse for hours in snuffles and grunts and shit 
54:00 <ZeroDistance> lol
54:00 <Maurice> Nobody can hate my dog
54:00 <Maurice> He's too ugly for that
54:00 <ZeroDistance> i chose Thief mode cause ive never played it, tho id rather play as Master Thief
54:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... he's nearly as ugly as a bull terrier
54:57 <simba> stfu Pieter wrinkly old meth head!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
55:00 <ZeroDistance> hahaha
55:00 <Bastardly_One> but he's kind of cute ugly
55:00 <Bastardly_One> probably as he seems like he likes to smile a lot
55:00 <ZeroDistance> oh this is sick
56:00 <Maurice> Piss off
56:00 <Maurice> Hes gorgeous
56:00 <Maurice> His brother is like the Barney Rubble to his Fred Flintstone
56:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... a face only a mother could love
56:00 <Bastardly_One> hahahahaha
57:00 <Maurice> My sister has his bro
57:00 <Bastardly_One> I like that analogy
57:00 <Maurice> They have playdates
57:00 <Bastardly_One> I can see it 
57:00 <Bastardly_One> awwwwwwwwww
57:00 <Maurice> My sisters dog is shorter, fatter and not wrinkly
57:00 <Maurice> With a pointy face
57:00 <Bastardly_One> ah ok, gotcha
58:00 <ZeroDistance> bro
58:00 <ZeroDistance> this shit is so fun hahahaha
58:00 <Maurice> Fuck man
59:00 <Bastardly_One> shit, 2am 
59:00 <Maurice> I've just decided to give my kitten a sibling
59:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
59:00 <Bastardly_One> why now?
59:00 <Maurice> And I can't find the post with the kitten that looks like her
59:00 <Maurice> Because I have decided, fuck Cam
59:00 <simba> DemonsRun is the-unliving pollock
00:00 <Maurice> She needs a friend
00:00 <DemonsRun> No!
00:00 <DemonsRun> Lol
00:00 <DemonsRun> Look @ oceangirl tho 
00:00 <ZeroDistance> lol
00:00 <Maurice> Auds didnt coz he went everywhere I went, even in the shower
00:00 <DemonsRun> Could be peter
00:00 <ZeroDistance> i only respect cats for one reason
01:00 <ZeroDistance> and that's because they domesticated themselves
01:00 <Saemon> heya bono!
01:00 <Bastardly_One> maybe get another kitten
01:00 <Maurice> Because theyre pussy?
01:00 <Maurice> Oh right
01:00 <Saemon> hi Bonny :)
01:00 <Bonny> hello
01:00 <simba> im domesticated
01:57 <beehhh> dont judge a book by its cover he might be have a troubled time dealing with life but doesnt make someone a badass comprande
02:00 <Saemon> how u been
02:00 <Bastardly_One> I think 2 cats are better than one ... for both owner and the cats themselves
02:00 <Bonny> ok thanks
02:00 <Maurice> I got this kitten at what I thought was 8 weeks, but she was only 6 :S )
02:00 <Maurice> Showed her the litter tray once and shes never been bad
02:00 <ZeroDistance> gaymesticated
02:00 <Bastardly_One> I was gonna say, she's not 8 weeks
02:00 <ZeroDistance> im gaymasticated ;)
02:00 <Saemon> cats are naturally gayish
02:00 <Saemon> posh n stuff
02:00 <Maurice> Shes 9 weeks on friday
02:00 <Bastardly_One> cats have manners
02:00 <Bonny> cute age
02:58 <PandasDontDrive> wtf
03:00 <Maurice> Was disgusted when I found out how old
03:00 <ZeroDistance> I reckon you'd like this Bastardly_One
03:00 <Bonny> yeah that's too young to give away
03:00 <Maurice> Her brother went to a new home the week before, so at 5 weeks :S
03:00 <ZeroDistance> were there others First Person aswell?
03:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah they were 
03:00 <Bonny> that is so wrong
03:00 <ZeroDistance> ah k cool
03:00 <Maurice> I know
03:00 <Maurice> If I knew she was so young I'd have put her on laybuy
03:00 <Bonny> they still need their mother at that age
03:07 <PandasDontDrive> how did my net just drop O_O
04:00 <Bastardly_One> they do, up until 6 - 8 weeks
04:00 <Bonny> yup
04:00 <Maurice> When I got her, she'd wake up squeaking and climb up whoever was closest
04:00 <Maurice> Now I know why
04:00 <Bonny> looking for mum
04:00 <Maurice> No, 8-12
04:00 <Maurice> Yep
04:00 <Maurice> I just wish Id known :/
04:13 <PandasDontDrive> WOULD THE DRUG ADDICTS AND WANNABE TRANS-SEXUALS PLEASE FUCK OFF, THX. LOVE I CHEMIST IDIOT
05:00 <Bonny> not your fault
05:00 <DemonsRun> simba!! There! See that!! Complete words in English, complete statement
05:00 <DemonsRun> The unliving I mean
05:00 <Maurice> Yeah coz I smothered her with love :P
05:00 <Bonny> awwwwwww
05:00 <Maurice> I was gone for most of the day today, got home and she kept licking me
05:00 <Bonny> awwwwwwwwww
06:00 <Maurice> Any other time the fecking cow attacks me
06:00 <Maurice> Found her weakness, abandomnet
06:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
06:00 <Bonny> lol
06:00 <Maurice> Gah spelling
06:00 <Bonny> abandoment
06:00 <Bonny> I can't spell lol
07:00 <Bastardly_One> the two I most associate with now 
07:00 <Maurice> I know, my letters are dyslexic
07:00 <Bonny> abandonment
07:00 <Maurice> I'm just bent
07:00 <Bastardly_One> are both female and one has ADHD/neurosis
07:00 <Bastardly_One> and the other is a butt ugly grump
07:00 <Bastardly_One> the adhd one loves me 
07:00 <Bastardly_One> frets when I leave and all apparently
08:00 <ZeroDistance> fk
08:00 <Bastardly_One> the grumpy one is like ... I like you but don't ruin my image
08:00 <ZeroDistance> im startin a new game on hard mode
09:00 <simba> im starting a new irc chat on hard mode
09:00 <Bastardly_One> suppose I should sleep soon
09:00 <Serenity> 4chat hard
09:00 <Bonny> hard on?
09:48 <simba> stfu Pieter wrinkly old meth head!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
10:00 <Saemon> lol
10:00 <Serenity> something like that
10:00 <Bastardly_One> ./msg ChanOP mode hard
10:00 <simba> chat hard with a vengeance
10:00 <Bonny> :P
10:00 <unlimited_wanks> wanks
10:00 <Saemon> live free, char hard
10:00 <Saemon> chat*
11:00 <Bastardly_One> no legs
11:00 <Bastardly_One> do me a favour?
11:00 <Bastardly_One> shut up
11:00 <Bastardly_One> k?
11:00 <Bastardly_One> thanks
12:00 <Saemon> beep beep boop
12:00 <Saemon> negative. can. not. comply.
12:00 <Saemon> boop boop beep
12:00 <Serenity> i enrolled in uni today Bonny
12:00 <Bastardly_One> no shit?
12:00 <Bastardly_One> doing what?
12:00 <Bastardly_One> online or what?
13:00 <Bastardly_One> I know I'm not Bonny but tell
13:00 <Serenity> both
13:00 <Serenity> and its bachelor of behavioural studies
13:00 <Bastardly_One> oh, good stuff
13:00 <Bastardly_One> so you cover drugs, alcohol and stuff like that 
13:00 <Bonny> excellent stuff Serenity.. studying what? :)
13:00 <Bastardly_One> and move on 
14:00 <Bonny> oh you just said.. cool :)
14:00 <Serenity> haha
14:00 <Bastardly_One> I know the one ... I tend to talk to the people from that class
14:00 <ZeroDistance> b1 get this game!!!!
14:00 <Serenity> ultimately id like to work with kids but we'll see where i go
14:00 <ZeroDistance>  :P :P :P :P
14:00 <Bastardly_One> good stuff Serenity ... seriously
14:00 <Bastardly_One> I always wanted to work in that eviroment but left it way too late
15:00 <Saemon> lol
15:00 <Serenity> in a perfect world id have started 10 years ago but i had no idea what i wanted to do until now
15:00 <Bonny> I wanted to do that course when I finished year 12 but I had to move out of home to study it and my parents being greek wouldn't let me go
15:00 <Bastardly_One> I still don't know completely what I want to be when I grow up
15:00 <Bastardly_One> by the time I was about 30ish I wanted to do what you're doing
15:00 <Serenity> its actually everything thats been happening with my son tahts made me realise how into it i am
15:07 * PandasDontDrive slaps simba around a bit with a large trout
15:16 * PandasDontDrive has an easter egg inside his mouth
16:00 <Bastardly_One> had some major shit happen and that threw me off course for a while
16:00 <Bonny> cool
16:00 <Serenity> specially with the childrens early intevention side
16:00 <Bastardly_One> and then felt I was too old
16:00 <Saemon> amen
16:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck up no legs
16:00 <Bastardly_One> I could still do it ... with adults
16:23 Quit: doctor ([email protected]) Quit:
16:37 * Saemon lifts simba up, turns him upside into a 69 position standing up, and then drops down to his knees, giving simba the tombstone piledriver!!!
17:00 <Bastardly_One> I just want to actually do something with my 50s
17:00 <Bastardly_One> and I've gone for something I'm good at 
17:00 <Bastardly_One> and if you know me with people
17:00 <Serenity> im nearly 30 i need to get my shit sorted
17:00 <Serenity> fucked around for too long
17:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm fucking great with people
17:00 <Serenity> i should be finished by the time im 32
17:00 <Bonny> 30? ahh those were the days lol
17:00 <Bastardly_One> that's one thing I have going for me isn't it Bonny?
17:00 <Serenity> so thats ok
17:00 <Bonny> online you are
17:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah don't leave it 15 yrs more
18:00 <Bastardly_One> Oh, I'm identical offline
18:00 <Saemon> you studying full time Serenity?
18:00 <Serenity> hell some people havent even started their families and shit by 32 so its not too old i guess
18:00 <Bastardly_One> My classmates can't believe I know half the campus alrady
18:00 <Bonny> nah it's not Serenity.. it's a good age
18:00 <unlimited_wanks> i have no family but i have wanks =/
18:00 <Bastardly_One> seriously, I think though when it's child related you want to go into 
18:00 <Bonny> lol unlimited_wanks
18:00 <unlimited_wanks> xD
18:17 Join: SaffieGirl ([email protected]) to #melbourne
18:24 Join: Shadowgate ([email protected]) to #melbourne
18:51 Part: SaffieGirl ([email protected]) from #melbourne (your just jealous coz the voices only talk to me...)
19:00 <Bastardly_One> they have to relate to you as well so being too old they kind of take less notice
19:00 <beehhh> maken a detox juice
19:00 <Bastardly_One> say I started that, got a job ... it would have to be with adults or mature adults
19:00 <beehhh> my gf needs to shave her cock
19:00 <unlimited_wanks> just remember...when life is awful: you can always wank
19:00 <ZeroDistance> lol
19:14 <simba> cum
19:23 <PandasDontDrive> this doco is great, it shows how lazy islamic architects were.
20:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm old enough to know that whatever I do I'm going to use it from home
20:00 <unlimited_wanks> u can wank at home
20:00 <Bastardly_One> like, get things I know how to do or even don't know down on paper
20:00 <beehhh> bitches give me stress even when im gay wtf is that
20:00 <Bastardly_One> then work from home from places like freelancer, etc
20:00 <beehhh> women are main reason of men's extintion
20:00 <Serenity> fuck off
21:00 <Bastardly_One> no!
21:00 <Bastardly_One> Oh, wait ...
21:00 <beehhh> yes!
21:00 <Bastardly_One> she means you dipshit
21:00 <Saemon> i want to be olympian sprinter
21:00 <ShadowLurker> LOL
21:00 <DemonsRun> ...
21:00 <beehhh> http://oi62.tinypic.com/2yy35ld.jpg
21:00 <Saemon> why do u laugh?
21:00 <DemonsRun> Bit slow there Bastardly_One 
21:00 <Saemon> its possible oscar pistorius could do it
21:00 <beehhh> report me to the cops then
22:00 <beehhh> <3
22:00 <Ana_Ng> nonsequitur theatre
22:00 <beehhh> nesquick
22:00 <Bastardly_One> DemonsRun, I was attempting humour ... attempting being the operative word
22:00 <DemonsRun> Mhmm
23:00 <DemonsRun> I'm tired gimme a break
23:00 <Bastardly_One> me too
23:00 <Bastardly_One> and I have to be up by 7
23:00 <Bastardly_One> wtf am I still awake and doing here?
23:00 <Bastardly_One> go to fucking sleep brain!
23:00 <DemonsRun> Then leave
23:00 <Bastardly_One> no :D
24:00 <Bastardly_One> xoxoxoxoxoxoxo
24:00 <Bonny> yay
24:00 <Bastardly_One> yay what?
24:00 <unlimited_wanks> bruce lee said: every wank you dont have is a wank you can never get back
24:00 <Saemon> Serenity i'd like to congratulate you too on taking up tertiary education
25:00 <Bastardly_One> I heard McD's in Springvale ran out of food today
25:00 <Saemon> i wish i could do something with my life
25:00 <Bastardly_One> was Loof's payday
25:00 <Saemon> but oh well he live the cards we're dealt
25:00 <Loof> i actually just had 3 mcaids burgers
25:00 <Saemon> such is life
25:00 <ShadowLurker> Q.Q
25:00 <Bastardly_One> you can you lazy whiner
25:00 <Bastardly_One> it's call online learning
25:00 <DemonsRun> Night asshats :)
25:00 <Bastardly_One> night mole :)
26:00 <Serenity> open university education.
26:00 <Bastardly_One> ^
26:00 <Serenity> they offer HECS and FEE HELP
26:00 <Loof> 1080p game of thrones :D
26:00 <Serenity> they pay it for you
26:00 <Bastardly_One> to be precise
26:00 <Serenity> theres no excuse
26:00 <Bastardly_One> VET rules
26:00 <Bastardly_One> seriously
26:00 <ShadowLurker> his excuse is
26:00 <unlimited_wanks> does GoT have any wanking
26:00 <ShadowLurker> hes sad
26:00 <ShadowLurker> wah
26:00 <Bastardly_One> wish I had of known about VET before this course
26:00 <Loof> GoT has a lot of weiners
26:00 <Serenity> you dont pay anything back until you graduate and earn over 51k a year
26:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm so bored of this course you have no idea 
27:00 <Saemon> but doin a course all online, is it as good as actually goin to a normal uni attending classes? would employers look at this?
27:00 <Bastardly_One> but ... know I know of VET the possibilites are endless
27:00 <Serenity> of course it is
27:00 <Serenity> a degree is a degree
27:00 <Saemon> like if i was competing for a job against a monach uni graduate
27:00 <Saemon> monash*
27:00 <Bastardly_One> if I don't go for the next cert up next year then with VET and open uni my possibilites are endless
27:00 <Serenity> er who do you think offers these courses?
27:00 <Saemon> i dunno who?
27:00 <Serenity> .
27:00 <Serenity> you're a fucken loser dont speak to me anymore
27:00 <Saemon> sorry i dont know much about uni n stuff
27:00 <Bastardly_One> almost thiking IT can get stuff again and go to prof writing which I was going to in the first place
28:00 <Saemon> :S
28:00 <Saemon> ok sure
28:00 <simba> lmao
28:00 <Saemon> wat u laughin at simba?
28:00 <Saemon> youve been ignorin me all night
28:00 <Bastardly_One> you seriously can do anything education wise from home now
28:00 <Serenity> IT is snoresville
28:00 <Saemon> and now u choose to pipe up?
28:00 <unlimited_wanks> u cant do science labs from home
28:00 <Bastardly_One> I prefer the discipline of classes
28:00 <unlimited_wanks> its wanks
28:00 <Bastardly_One> oh for sure Serenity
28:00 <ZeroDistance> i cant do science me
29:00 <ZeroDistance> -t
29:00 <Bastardly_One> especially this cert
29:00 <Bastardly_One> I actually fall asleep in some classes unintentionally
29:00 <Saemon> in all seriousness Bastardly_One, id like to study some sort of media production or marketing course
29:00 <Saemon> and apply to work in that capacity for WWE
29:00 <Bastardly_One> well do it 
29:00 <Loof> i'm not even going to attempt study/work again till i can be long term stable
29:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm big on multi media 
30:00 <Bastardly_One> which includes all forms of media from web sites to whatever
30:00 <Bastardly_One> that's the path I'm more interested in 
30:00 <Saemon> yeah i want to be part of the crew who makes titantron vids for the wrestlers
30:00 <Saemon> edit smackdown etc
30:00 <Bastardly_One> hardware and I do not mix ... at all 
31:00 <ZeroDistance> O_o
31:00 <simba> 666
31:00 <Bastardly_One> and using stability is kind of crap
31:00 <ZeroDistance> how long have you studied multi media for?
31:00 <Saemon> i would have to do a STAT test right?
31:00 <Saemon> to get into uni
31:00 <Bastardly_One> I suffer anxiety and make it almost to all classes
31:00 <Saemon> cause i didnt finish yr 12
31:00 <Bastardly_One> me Pandas?
31:00 <ZeroDistance> yea
31:00 <simba> no cos u r almost 30 Saemon u would go in as a mature age loser
31:14 Quit: DemonsRun ([email protected]) Client exited
32:00 <simba> i mean student LoL
32:00 <Bastardly_One> not on paper you might as well say 2 decades
32:00 <ZeroDistance> ah k
32:00 <Bastardly_One> but on paper, like in class format ... none
32:00 <ZeroDistance> yea only ask because it's what my brother does
32:00 <Bastardly_One> so, that's why I find my course so boring 
32:00 <Bastardly_One> most of it I'm just getting on paper
32:00 <ZeroDistance> yeah but a portfolio helps
32:00 <ZeroDistance> right
32:00 <Saemon> its all good simba
32:00 <Bastardly_One> same with the next one up which I will probably do next year
33:00 <Saemon> if Bastardly_One at the age he is can be a student
33:00 <Saemon> then so can 1
33:00 <Saemon> 1
33:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah it does but man it's fucking tedious
33:00 <Saemon> i*
33:00 <ZeroDistance> mm
33:00 <Bastardly_One> 2 years of boredom
33:00 <Bastardly_One> to prove on paper I can do the shit I say I can 
33:00 <ZeroDistance> well
33:00 <Saemon> are you calling Serenitya  mature age loser as well simba??
33:00 <ZeroDistance> other cool stuff like, my brother was living over seas and working for a firm in Darwin
33:00 <Saemon> what have u got against people who are nearly 30 and wanting to study at university simba?
34:00 <simba> no, if YOU were to go to uni now, you would be a mature age loser because you are a loser. Serenity is a mature age student, she is not a loser
34:00 <simba> capiche
34:00 <simba> ??
34:00 <Bastardly_One> mature age .. I know people 70 plus
34:00 <Bastardly_One> there's a uni for them out in the sticks
34:00 <Bastardly_One> specifically for older like over 60 people
34:00 <Bastardly_One> some people just want to do something too you know 
34:00 <Saemon> simba dude that was abit harsh
34:00 <Serenity> nice save simba
35:00 <Saemon> we both really know what he thinks Serenity
35:00 <Bastardly_One> further their interests into value knowledge
35:00 <simba> its not a save, Saemon would be a mature age loser its quite simple
35:00 <simba> because u r a loser already dont u get it
35:00 <Saemon> other wise he would have said that the first time
35:00 <Bastardly_One> we got that now 
35:00 <ShadowLurker> dig up
35:00 <Bastardly_One> but you are kind of saying all the ones you know of 
35:30 <Shadowgate> someone type at 2:30am lol its funny
36:00 <Bastardly_One> I took that as including myself and possibly the drop out Loof
36:00 <Bastardly_One> who will never complete a thing in his life if you ask me 
36:00 <Bastardly_One> but that's another story
36:00 <Serenity> Saemon dont suck ass me i know what simba meant
36:00 <Bastardly_One> Oh, same as Maurice and I were chatting before 
37:00 <Bastardly_One> in fact she initiated it 
37:00 <Bastardly_One> but no legs thinks that's sucking up
37:00 <Bastardly_One> the kid is fucking 
37:00 <simba> my hands smell like soy sauce because i opened the packet wrong
37:00 <Bastardly_One> I dunno ... no hope for the hopeless is all that comes to mind
37:00 <ZeroDistance> fucccckk i love this fkn game!!!!!!!
37:00 <ZeroDistance> oh man sweet soy sauce is so nice
38:00 <simba> irc is not a game
38:00 <Bastardly_One> fountain soy sauce
38:00 <Bastardly_One> is the fucking bomb
38:00 <Bastardly_One> that shit is so nice
38:00 <ZeroDistance> YOUR LOVE IS NOT A GAME
38:00 <ZeroDistance> i like fountain
38:00 <ZeroDistance> there are a few i like
38:00 <Bastardly_One> I hate that one favoured by a lot of shops
38:00 <Bastardly_One> with a red lid
38:00 <unlimited_wanks> wanks are so cash
38:00 <simba> your love your love your love is my drug
38:00 <Bastardly_One> and really bitter
38:00 <Bastardly_One> sucks arse
38:00 <ZeroDistance> ehehe
39:00 <Bastardly_One> speaking of soy sauce
39:00 <Bastardly_One> get a sweet one like fountain and glaze roast vegetables with it 
39:00 <Bastardly_One> before roasting them
39:00 <Bastardly_One> and thank me later
39:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck that tastes good
40:00 <Bastardly_One> an old housemate put me onto sweet soy sauce glazing of roast vegetables
40:00 <ShadowLurker> u know what tastes good
40:00 <ShadowLurker> vagina
40:00 <Bastardly_One> and damn ... 
40:00 <Bastardly_One> well duh
40:00 <ShadowLurker> om that note ima go get me some
40:00 <simba> yep using pussy juice as a glaze
40:00 <ZeroDistance> yeah vagina tastes good
40:00 <ZeroDistance> with some vagina sauce
40:00 <unlimited_wanks> some vaginas are pretty rancid tho
41:00 <ShadowLurker> not this one
41:00 <unlimited_wanks> thats good then
41:00 <Bastardly_One> some can be too pungent
41:00 <unlimited_wanks> spose ill just have to keep having wanks
41:00 <Bastardly_One> but not actually rancid
41:00 <Bastardly_One> totally random but 
41:00 <Bastardly_One> how cool are those erasable pens?
42:00 <Bastardly_One> I just realised I did half my hardware assignment in the wrong spot
42:00 <Bastardly_One> without that thing I'd of been rooted
42:00 <unlimited_wanks> cooler than a polar bear in happy pants and air jordans
42:00 <ShadowLurker> i had them in school
42:00 <Bastardly_One> the secret comes through on white printer paper though
43:00 <Bastardly_One> the gel is weak 
43:00 <Bastardly_One> it's not real ink
44:00 <Bastardly_One> fascinating stuff I know 
45:00 <Maurice> (00:36:59) (Bastardly_One): Oh, same as Maurice and I were chatting before
45:00 <Maurice> (00:37:06) (Bastardly_One): in fact she initiated it
45:00 <Maurice> What
45:00 <Bastardly_One> huh?
45:00 <Bastardly_One> oh Saemon
45:00 <Bastardly_One> and his definitions and thoughts on things
45:00 <Bastardly_One> just using an example of his fucked up thinking
46:00 <Bastardly_One> carry on
46:00 <Bonny> so loof dropped out of TAFE?
46:00 <Bastardly_One> open uni through rmit
46:00 <Bonny> same shit
46:00 <Bastardly_One> even worse that it was at home IMO
46:00 <Bonny> yup
46:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah, but granted he lost the plot
46:00 <Bastardly_One> like big time 
46:00 <Bastardly_One> we suffered it 
46:20 <simba> Hahahahahahaha.
47:00 <Bonny> at least I can say I've completed both of my courses
47:00 <Bastardly_One> he was on the run from the cops and crap
47:00 <Bonny> lol
47:00 <Bastardly_One> so he claims
47:00 <Bonny> if you believe that.. the cops would have found him by now if it's true
47:00 <Bastardly_One> escaped from going to a psych ward
47:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I now
47:00 <Bastardly_One> but he lost it big time
47:00 <Bastardly_One> ask Serenity and Maurice
47:23 <Excessive> wat's so funneh maaaaaaaaaaan? pls do share
48:00 <Bonny> I was in the receiving end.. I don't need to ask anyone
48:00 <Bastardly_One> to the point I lost it at him
48:00 <Bastardly_One> if that makes sense
48:00 <Excessive> and got real keen at hackin comps
48:00 <Bonny> Excessive
48:00 <Bonny> lol
48:00 <Serenity> Bastardly_One are you short on RAM cause you repeat yourself a lot
48:00 <simba> im Loof
48:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm old woman
48:00 <Bastardly_One> we old people do that
48:02 <Saemon> xm Apologies brethren, I am swayed not by what thou speak. Thou words hath no effect, Thy views fall to oblivion, for I shalt not believe in the existance of God and Jesus, and shalt not be led astray from this belief.
49:00 <Saemon> ^
49:00 <Saemon> ^^
49:00 <Saemon> ^^^
49:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck up no legs
50:00 <Bastardly_One> at least I'm not socially retarded and a repulsive piece of garbage
50:00 <Bastardly_One> and YOU don't say a word ShadowLurker:P
50:00 <Saemon> you wear a nose ring at your age Bastardly_One
50:00 <Saemon> nuff said.
51:00 <Bastardly_One> you keep bringing that up like it matters
51:00 <ZeroDistance> yer nose rings are kinda shit
51:00 <Serenity> to be fair. i have piercings and im certainly not going to take them out for age
51:00 <Bastardly_One> most people don't notice it at all 
51:00 <ZeroDistance> on dudes
51:00 <Saemon> but Bastardly_One is a wrinkly old male 
51:00 <simba> im wearing socks at my age, so what
51:00 <Saemon> its ok for females
51:00 <Bastardly_One> and take a while before they go, "oh, you've got a nose ring huh?"
51:30 <Shadowgate> Saemon you killed people of laughter
51:32 <beehhh> oh what a relief after wank! toyota
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51:42 <Shadowgate> beehhh kills people of laughter
52:00 <Bastardly_One> fuckwit, even Serenity has complemented it doesn't look out of place
52:00 <Serenity> tho i dont think my snake bites will look very good on old lady wrinkles either so we'll see io guess
52:00 <Bastardly_One> but shame around the rest of my face :P
52:00 <Bastardly_One> I used to have two rings in that side and a stud on the other 
52:00 <Bastardly_One> and still looked subtle to a degree
52:00 <Saemon> rofl
52:00 <Saemon> where it now b1
52:00 <Bastardly_One> I've got a nose that can do it 
52:00 <Saemon> would be a classic
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53:00 <Saemon> wear*
53:00 <unlimited_wanks> ive got an anal ring
53:00 <Saemon> wut
53:00 <Bastardly_One> where as I tried a septum ring once
53:00 <Saemon> hows that work
53:00 <Bastardly_One> looked shit as all get out
53:00 <unlimited_wanks> u all do
53:00 <Bastardly_One> ho ho unlimited
53:00 <Bastardly_One> took me a sec
53:00 <Saemon> did u look like a bull?
54:00 <Saemon> el torito
54:00 <Bastardly_One> and why the fuck am I defending myself to a loser like this?
54:00 <ZeroDistance> i reckin you ought just find a really cool style nose ring
54:00 <ZeroDistance> :P
54:00 <Saemon> takes one to know one Bastardly_One
54:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh, I like the sleeper
54:00 <ZeroDistance> each to thar own
54:00 <Saemon> same goes for u simba
54:00 <ZeroDistance> xD
54:00 <ZeroDistance> LOOK simba wears socks ok
54:00 <Bastardly_One> I don't like it drawing too much attention but cant be fucked with going to town with it 
54:00 <ZeroDistance> not TOE socks
55:00 <ZeroDistance> LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE
55:00 <Bastardly_One> I've a honker of a nose
55:00 <simba> socks
55:00 <Bastardly_One> so it sits nicely
55:00 <Saemon> triple h
55:00 <simba> so what im wearing socks
55:00 <simba> big deal
55:00 <Saemon> simba u cant compare socks to nose rings mate
55:00 <Bastardly_One> My nose and Triple Hs
55:00 <Bastardly_One> in a fight to the death
55:00 <simba> shut the fuck up Saemon you fat faggot !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lmao owned!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
55:00 <Bastardly_One> I could possibly win
55:00 <Saemon> you're a fucken toucan b1
56:00 <Bastardly_One> it's a combo of the Irish and the Maori combined believe it or not 
56:00 <Saemon> not this shit again
56:00 <Saemon> you are not the rock.
56:00 <Bastardly_One> I get asked if I'm slavic but the dark irish look woggy
56:00 <Bastardly_One> you tell one of my grandmas she's not full blood
56:00 <Bastardly_One> am sure I'd love to watch her punch you in the face
57:00 <Saemon> so you're like quater maori
57:00 <Bastardly_One> I said that fuckwit
57:00 <Saemon> gotta tell u, ive seen ur pic
57:00 <Bastardly_One> dad was half ... she married a white guy
57:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah so?
57:00 <Saemon> doesnt look like it at all u just look plain old cracker
57:11 <PandasDontDrive> this the millers show is so so lame
58:00 <Bastardly_One> a lot of aboriginals with more abo in them than a quarter
58:00 <Bastardly_One> like more celtic than I could in a month of sundays
59:00 <Saemon> so what do u know of your maori heritege? do u actualy know anything? or do u just like to flout it on mirc cuz u wanna be roman reigns?
59:00 <Bastardly_One> and if you see Snoopys_Gunship ask him for a pic
59:00 <Saemon> can u speak the language?
59:00 <Bastardly_One> he's a 1/4 as well from a different tribe
59:00 <Bastardly_One> and looks as white as I do 
59:00 <Bastardly_One> I can speak bits
59:00 <Bastardly_One> like I can full on read it 
59:00 <Maurice> Nuh uh
59:00 <Bastardly_One> then again I can full on read Swedish, French, and German
59:00 <Bastardly_One> can't speak them well though
59:02 <simba> the millers just sounds gay
59:08 <simba> turn off the tv
00:00 <Saemon> is the maori language written with english letters?
00:00 <simba> Lest We Baguette
00:00 <Bonny> lol
00:00 <Bastardly_One> I had to think how your head would of asked that 
00:00 <Saemon> or do they have their own characters like arabic chinese etc
00:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah it is 
00:00 <Bastardly_One> no
01:00 <Bastardly_One> just long arsed names for things
01:00 <Saemon> <Bastardly_One> I had to think how your head would of asked that 
01:00 <unlimited_wanks> how do u say wank in all those languages
01:00 <Saemon> wat do u mean?
01:00 <Saemon> was that a smart question?
01:00 <Bastardly_One> I mean you're a retard
01:00 <Bastardly_One> so I had stop myself going
01:00 <Bastardly_One> wtf else is it written in?
01:00 <Saemon> oh
02:00 <Bonny> I actually thought it was a reasonable question
02:00 <Saemon> well i thought they language had their own writings
02:00 <Bastardly_One> so did I really 
02:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm being an arse
02:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh
02:00 <Bonny> not all languages are written with the english alphabet
02:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I know 
02:00 <Bastardly_One> I was being a cunt 
02:00 <Saemon> bs
02:00 <Maurice> Went to grab my milk and its gone :(
02:00 <Saemon> he got caught out trying to be smart
03:00 <Bastardly_One> no, I was being a cunt
03:00 <Saemon> he failed so now hes saying he was being a cunt on purpose
03:00 <Bonny> who took your milk, Maurice?
03:00 <Bastardly_One> for instance the greek alphabet is different
03:00 <Bonny> that's why Saemon asked what he asked
03:00 <Maurice> The cookeie jar no doubt
03:00 <Bonny> it wasn't a retarded question
03:00 <Bastardly_One> wasn't me ... she's too far away
03:00 <Saemon> yeah ^
03:00 <Bonny> awwwwwwwww Maurice
03:00 <Bastardly_One> I like milk
04:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah it was a fair question actually
04:00 <Saemon> Bastardly_One i demand an apology from you
04:00 <Bonny> yeah I like milk too
04:00 <Saemon> Bonny as my witness
04:00 <Bastardly_One> but I did have to think how you asked it 
04:00 <Bastardly_One> demand all you like 
04:00 <Maurice> I'm trying to buy a kitten for my kitten
04:00 <Bonny> awwwwwwwwwwwwww
04:00 <Maurice> But this chick seems to bea smammer
04:00 <Bonny> got any pics of your kitten?
04:00 <Saemon> i asked you a perfectly reasonable question and you called me a retard for it
04:00 <Saemon> bonny
04:00 <Saemon> back me up here
04:00 <Bastardly_One> what about a free kitten Maurice
04:00 <Maurice> SCammer
04:00 <Bastardly_One> I said it was reasonable now move on
04:00 <simba> lolol
04:11 <PandasDontDrive> am
04:13 <PandasDontDrive> goin bed
04:14 <PandasDontDrive> nite man
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05:00 <Maurice> I have a free kitten
05:00 <Bastardly_One> that's as good as it gets
05:00 <Saemon> fair enough. thank you for conceding.
05:00 <Bastardly_One> seriously Maurice, someone is always giving them away
05:00 <Maurice> My two toned face kitty
05:00 <Bastardly_One> look in the local paper or something
05:00 <Bastardly_One> I say get another cat
05:00 <Bastardly_One> rather than give her away
05:00 <Maurice> She really needs a friend
06:00 <Bastardly_One> what'd I just say?
06:00 <Bastardly_One> you like each other too much
06:00 <Bastardly_One> I'd be getting another kitten
06:00 <Maurice> What
07:00 <Maurice> Why would I give hrt away
07:00 <Bastardly_One> don't get rid of her ... you and her get along too well ... you'd miss her 
07:00 <Bastardly_One> get another kitteh
07:00 <Bastardly_One> for her to have a friend
07:00 <unlimited_wanks> why u comin home at 3 in the morn
07:00 <Bastardly_One> and the dog will end up having to go to the doggy version of Dr Phil
07:00 <Bastardly_One> heh
07:00 <unlimited_wanks> somethins goin on let me smell yo dick
08:00 <Bastardly_One> omg!
08:00 <Bonny> cheese?
08:00 <ZeroDistance> oh man
08:00 <Bastardly_One> lucky I only have one class today in the morning
08:00 <Maurice> I want to BUY her an audrey
08:00 <Bastardly_One> the time ...
08:00 <ZeroDistance> if i didnt turn thief off ida been up till fkn 5am easy
08:00 <Bastardly_One> do it!
08:00 <Bastardly_One> I am all for this getting another kitten idea if you can do it 
08:00 <Maurice> I'm trying
09:00 <Bastardly_One> I can read the bond you two have already
09:00 <Maurice> Apparently she wont contact me until friday
09:00 <Traveller83> im in need of some advice from a women,,,, its my 5 year anniversary coming soon... just wanted some advice on presents etc... pm me plz
09:00 <Bastardly_One> and I think she'd miss that more than enjoying another cat ... so fix that with getting one 
09:00 <Bastardly_One> that's my opinion anyway
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10:00 <ZeroDistance> these darn old people and their cats!
10:00 <simba> Traveller83 take her travelling cos thats what u r good at
10:00 <Maurice> This is why I think its phony
10:00 <Maurice> Shes knobbing me a kitten
10:00 <Traveller83> hahaha simba
10:00 <Maurice> 5YR, Traveller83?
10:00 <Maurice> HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA
10:00 <simba> that would be cool
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11:00 <simba> take her 2 tokyo
11:00 <Bonny> or singapore
11:00 <Traveller83> been to both 
11:00 <simba> but has she,,
11:00 <Maurice> Idiot
11:00 <Traveller83> yes ofcourse we go together everywhere
11:00 <Bastardly_One> ok kids
11:00 <Bastardly_One> I seriously better try this sleep business
11:00 <Traveller83> we travel alot.... i meant like presents wise locally
11:00 <Bonny> night Bastardly_One
12:00 <Bastardly_One> the teacher and I today don't get along
12:00 <Bastardly_One> we clash more than we don't ... to the point what I call a quite person has defended my answers as being good
12:00 <Bonny> I wouldn't either if I found you sleeping in my class
12:00 <Bastardly_One> she just likes picking shit at me 
12:00 <Bastardly_One> heh
12:00 <Bastardly_One> I've never fell asleep in her class
12:00 <Bonny> k
13:00 <Bastardly_One> she just doesn't like the fact I'm knowledable on what she's  teaching
13:00 <Bastardly_One> as I was an OHS officer in admin for years
13:00 <Bastardly_One> and it's communications crap
13:00 <Bastardly_One> if I played dumb she'd not have issues I think 
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14:00 <Bastardly_One> shit happens though
14:00 <Bonny> you prolly interrupt her class with your knowledge..
14:00 <Bastardly_One> nini boys n girls
14:00 <unlimited_wanks> just chuck a browneye mid class
14:00 <Bastardly_One> I do not
14:00 <Bonny> when ya should let her teach
14:00 <Bastardly_One> someone else does though with questions about nothing
14:00 <Bastardly_One> I answer what she asks of us
14:00 <Bonny> k
14:00 <Bastardly_One> but she seems to prefer to correct
14:00 <Bastardly_One> rather than exactly listen
15:00 <Bastardly_One> one of those kind
15:00 <Loof> maybe it's ur nosering
15:00 <Loof> and the booger caught in it
15:00 <Bonny> that's gross
15:00 <simba> maybe shes born with it.. maybe its maybelline
15:00 <Loof> lol
15:00 <Bastardly_One> maybe it's a high school teacher that treats adults
15:00 <Bastardly_One> like high school students
15:00 <Bastardly_One> and there lies the problem 
16:00 <Loof> whom she fiends after
16:00 <Loof> with sopping wet vag
16:00 <Bonny> night all
16:00 <Bastardly_One> I reckon she might have two
16:00 <Bastardly_One> she's pretty big :P
16:00 <Loof> lol
16:00 <Bastardly_One> but on that note I'm going to sleep
17:00 <ZeroDistance> :)
17:00 <ZeroDistance> nite
17:00 <ZeroDistance> i feel like Garrett
18:00 <ZeroDistance> mwahaha ima go out in teh dark n haz a cig lookin like a thief
21:00 <simba> kum
27:00 <unlimited_wanks> what if we were all stuck on irc forever
27:00 <unlimited_wanks> and will be here for the next 50 years
27:00 <unlimited_wanks> i should get to be the king or something if thats the case
28:00 <simba> why should you get to be king
28:00 <Loof> what if the internet only had one porno?
28:00 <unlimited_wanks> cos ive got unlimited wanx
28:00 <unlimited_wanks> what if that one porno was pieters wank vid
28:00 <unlimited_wanks> xD
28:00 <Loof> lol
30:00 <simba> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qnlxjTaGMlg
30:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: How to eat Vanilla Ice-cream (Nov 29, 2013) 3:04 - Category: Gaming - 9,233 views - 316 likes (96.6%), 11 dislikes (3.4%)
31:00 <ZeroDistance> :D
31:00 <ZeroDistance> man that was kewl
31:22 Nick: Bastardly_One is now known as B1-not-here
32:00 <ZeroDistance> now what to do :/
32:00 <unlimited_wanks> alright stop
32:00 <unlimited_wanks> collaborate and listen
33:00 <Loof> my granny cant stop pissin
33:00 <ZeroDistance> fkn these chest pains again
33:00 <simba> i cry and masturbate to eminems lyrical content
34:00 <unlimited_wanks> flow like a harpoon daily and during the evening
35:00 <simba> this is rad
35:00 <Loof> tried to find happy pants on the interwebs
35:00 <simba> http://youtu.be/VZaripODbjU
35:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Low Jack - Look At My Pyramid (Nov 17, 2012) 5:45 - Category: Music - 3,105 views - 29 likes (93.5%), 2 dislikes (6.5%)
35:00 <Loof> no luck :(
36:00 <simba> what r they
36:00 <simba> ebay ?
36:00 <Loof> these pants with fluro colours splattered all over them
36:00 <Loof> were around early 90s
36:00 <simba> https://c1.staticflickr.com/3/2185/2218935769_68198924cf.jpg lol
37:00 <unlimited_wanks> fukn oath instant pussy magnets, needed to wear a lifejacket when wearing them
37:00 <ZeroDistance> i remember them
37:00 <ZeroDistance> hahaha
37:00 <ZeroDistance> shouold see the pants i got yesterday
38:00 <ZeroDistance> nite
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59:53 <\alien8d_Romeo> coffee!!!
00:27 <\alien8d_Romeo> anyone awake?
03:21 <\alien8d_Romeo> ./___|=.=|___\
03:47 <\alien8d_Romeo> ...
04:00 <simba> Casillas, Pepe, Ramos, Coentrão, Ronaldo, Benzema, Bale, Alonso, Carvajal, Modric, Di María
04:00 <simba> Neuer – Dante, Ribéry, Mandzukić, Robben, Boateng, Lahm, Müller, Alaba, Schweinsteiger, Kroos
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26:00 <rex> would be nice if stebie died
26:00 <Loof> prefer his brother died
27:00 <Loof> any day now
28:00 <Loof> spit on my cock and tell me that you love me
28:06 <Excessive> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fL9FmBKhyJs
28:08 <BlackDevil> Youtube: London Grammar - Stay Awake (Apr 17, 2014) 3:06 - Category: Music - 2,030 views - 60 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
29:00 <rex> id rather you died loofy
30:00 <simba> champions league on SBS in 15 minz
30:00 <simba> winner is in teh FINAL
31:00 <Loof> rex cant get sex
31:00 <Loof> well not outside his family
31:14 <\alien8d_Romeo> oh it's like that is it?
31:44 <\alien8d_Romeo> Fatboy Slim - Weapon of Choice (2001).mp4
31:47 <\alien8d_Romeo> :)
32:00 <Loof> rex, who does most of the dried jizz all over your family computer belong too, you or your dad?
33:00 <Loof> rex i heard you have a 2 year old redheaded sister
33:00 <Loof> so can you tell me
33:00 <rex> Loof i heard you had a kid to a gook
33:00 <Loof> is it true redheads are better in bed?
33:12 <\alien8d_Romeo> stay wide awake
33:58 <\alien8d_Romeo> Finger Eleven - Paralyzer WITH LYRICS.mp4
34:18 * \alien8d_Romeo slaps BlackDevil around a bit with a large trout
34:19 * \alien8d_Romeo slaps Excessive around a bit with a large trout
34:21 * \alien8d_Romeo slaps \alien8d_Romeo around a bit with a large trout
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36:00 <Loof> rex has your dad givin you that stern tap on the shoulder with his erect penis yet to let you know it's his turn to look at porn on the family pc?
36:00 <rex> wtf?
36:00 <simba> rex did practicing kissing with your old man really put you in a good position later on in life?
36:00 <rex> you need help cunt
36:00 <Loof> lol
37:00 <simba> was daddy a good kisser?
37:00 <Lumeah> Lol you guys are cunts
38:00 <rex> Loof did you have a child that is half gook?
38:00 <simba> didnt you meet pieter?
39:00 <rex> who?
40:00 <Loof> rex did your parents forcing you to watch them have sex turn you on so much that now nothing else, even in the filthiest depraved depths of then internet can quite do it for you?
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41:00 <rex> what the fuck are you on about you drunken spastic
41:00 <rex> go fuck your gook bitch Loof
41:00 <rex> http://www.kpfa.org/streams/kpfa_64k.m3u
42:00 <simba> the fuck is this 
42:00 <simba> arab music
43:00 <Lumeah> Must be his memorys he's recollecting, just projecting them on to rex
43:00 <rex> Loof here is the cunt you talking about
44:00 <simba> Pieter is the guy Lumeah met up with and blew for a maccas sundae (that pieter already spat in)
45:00 <rex> lol
45:00 <rex> who is Pieter?
45:00 <simba> a hard drug dealer from collingwood 
46:00 <Lumeah> How can spit be bad if i already blew the guy. That ws really poorly thought thru
46:00 <Loof> just one fix!
46:00 <rex> simba go to lumeah room
46:00 <Loof> just one more, he swears it's the last time
46:00 <rex> http://www.kpfa.org/streams/kpfa_64k.m3u
46:00 <simba> Lumeah so youd eat a spat in sundae if you had blown the guy previously? thats fucking disgusting
47:00 <simba> i dont think you thought through that one....
47:00 <Loof> i dont think she can think
47:00 <rex> lumeah is one of the poorest and shittest areas in australia
47:00 <Loof> just pieter's type
47:00 <simba> well now i know that if youre Lumeahs sexual partner, she doesnt mind you slagging in her food...........
47:00 <simba> christ
48:00 <Lumeah> Lol.. Its all body fluids mate... Tho this is clearly you're morning fantasy not mine. 
48:00 <Loof> i'm sure there's a lot of disgusting things we don't know about Lumeah
48:00 <simba> your***
48:00 <Loof> she'd have to be pretty ferral to do pieter
48:00 <simba> WHAT THE FUCK @ its all body fluids
49:00 <simba> shes actually persisting with this line of thinking
49:00 <simba> she wants pieters disgusting slag in her sundae
49:00 <simba> sundae bloody sundae
49:00 <Lumeah> How can spit be worse than cum.? 
49:00 <Lumeah> You exchange spit kissing. Dah! 
49:00 <Loof> she's probably already shared needles with him and sucked his aids infested cock
50:00 <simba> you dont understand the difference between say blowing your bf and swalling his cum.. and having your bf spit in your food before you eat it?
50:00 <Lumeah> You guys aren't awake huh.. Aids is in blood not on the skin. Or in precum.. I bet. 
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51:00 <simba> nobody is talking about aids,,,
51:00 <simba> .
52:00 <Lumeah> Loof read up simba.. 
52:00 <simba> i think ive heard enough out of you tonight Lumeah
52:00 <Lumeah> Keep up dude. 
52:00 <simba> or what
52:00 <simba> gonna make me spit in your sundae
52:57 <Excessive> soup
53:00 <simba> u freak
53:00 <Lumeah> Its 5am...can't even tell the time.. 
53:00 <simba> how did you know it was 5am if you cant tell the time
53:32 <rex> fuck off wog
53:51 <Excessive> still revved up ye?!
54:00 <Lumeah> I wouldn't want your spit mate. 
54:00 <rex> you make me sick
54:00 <Loof> seems to be an unlimited supply of retards for pieter to fuck
54:00 <simba> lol
54:00 <Lumeah> Keep ur cum on your own keys dude. 
54:00 <rex> fuck off you slut
54:00 <simba> "How can spit be bad if i already blew the guy."
54:34 <simba> go atletico!!
54:35 <simba> go atletico!!
55:00 <rex> fucking Pieter that putrid shit head
55:00 <Lumeah> Well you wouldn't kiss first?.. Simba im disappointed in u. Seriously... 
55:00 <simba> what
56:00 <simba> i wasnt talking about kissing dude i was talking about him spitting in your food
56:00 <Lumeah> Tut tut tut. 
56:00 <Lumeah> You exchange spit kissing dah. 
56:00 <simba> i dont understand why youre still talking about that
56:00 <rex> Lumeah is a fucking vile dog
56:33 <\alien8d_Romeo> hi simba
57:00 <simba> are you trying to imply that because you exchange spit kissing, theres nothing wroong with him slagging into your food?
57:00 <simba> this is so dumb
57:00 <Loof> Pieter's aids has already infected her brain
57:00 <Lumeah> Yes it is.. Mindless crap your prattling on about 
57:00 <simba> maybe when youre used to picking cockroaches out collingwood maccas burgers you dont mind a bit of methy slag
57:00 <Loof> i'm afraid there's little time left for her
57:00 <rex> Loof stfu!
58:00 <rex> mouth breathers like you are a drain on society and a waste of matter
58:00 <rex> you and your shit mate Lumeah and Pieter
58:00 <simba> you said you wouldnt mind Pieter slagging on your food because you "share spit kissing anyway" which is vile
59:00 <Lumeah> Kissing is vile? 
59:00 <Lumeah> Since when? 
59:00 <simba> LOL
59:00 <simba> WHAT THE FUCK
59:00 <simba> ok are you trolling or are you an idiot?
59:00 <simba> NOBODY SAID KISSING IS VILE
59:00 <simba> loooool
59:00 <Lumeah> Lol
59:00 <Loof> lumeah you might be legally retarded
59:00 <Loof> have you ever been checked
59:00 <Loof> ?
59:00 <Lumeah> You started this.. Lol
59:00 <rex> Holy, this is terrible.
00:00 <simba> rex is soooooooooooooo drunk
00:00 <Lumeah> Go wipe ya keys down.. Lol
01:00 <Loof> Lumeah do you ever just pick up rubbish out of the bin and shove it up ur vag?
01:00 <Loof> cause that would be less toxic than pieter's cock
01:00 <rex> Loof you had a half gook child
01:00 <rex> you can't talk
01:00 <simba> do you go dumpster diving with pieter by wearing a dress and just slurping all the discarded food up with your snatch
01:08 <rex> fuck off simba you wog
01:21 <Excessive> wassabi
01:23 <rex> simba never goes to sleep he just irc's all day all night
01:28 <rex> no life no job nothing just a loser
02:00 <Loof> LOL!
02:00 <simba> thats what i would do 
02:00 <Lumeah> Thats not even half a good insult. Lol
02:00 <simba> its not an insult its meant to be funny
02:00 <simba> chill out ok
02:00 <Lumeah> Wiredo
02:00 <rex> Loof how is peaches?
02:00 <simba> Wiredo
02:07 <\alien8d_Romeo> rex you got a life?
02:55 <\alien8d_Romeo> i have a life underneath all this rubbish
03:00 <rex> you have a 2 year old half gook baby and you are on irc at 5am
03:00 <rex> you useless hack
03:00 <rex> you are the reason why tony abbott is putting his foot down on all you dole bludgers
04:00 <simba> ugh ramos gole
04:00 <simba> calm down rex i know ur drunk but u arent as funny as u think right now
04:00 <simba> i will show u in the morning
04:00 <rex> i have work in an hour maybe next time
04:00 <simba> ur going to work drunk?!
04:00 <simba> ownage
04:44 <rex> do you?
04:53 <rex> and what does that =
05:00 <rex> im not drunk
05:00 <rex> just high on xanax
05:00 <simba> oh
05:00 <simba> lol
05:00 <simba> but whenever panda zonks out on xanax he gets all chilled
05:00 <simba> why do you fire up like this
05:00 <simba> i thought it was meant to chill out you nutcases..
05:00 <rex> pandas is a nutcase
05:00 <rex> unemployed single father obese spaz
06:00 <simba> i thought it chilled out even the nuttiest
06:00 <rex> you need to take a lot
06:00 <simba> i think you clearly do yea
06:00 <rex> 1 or 2 bars wont do much
06:17 <Excessive> irc b4 wk tiem rex?
07:00 <Lumeah> Lol.. Is being fat the most popular insult? 
07:00 <simba> next to associating with Pieter
07:00 <rex> hah
07:00 <rex> so true
08:00 <Lumeah> Lol. Lossers. 
08:48 <rex> yes
08:51 <rex> go in half an hour
09:00 <rex> haha can't even spell, just like you can't spell Leumeah you uneducated rat
09:13 <Excessive> k
10:00 <simba> lol at lossers
10:00 <Lumeah> It's a name ya dickhead. That's how its spelled. 
10:00 <simba> Lumeah is a cosy & private couples retreat. 
11:00 <Lumeah> Lol easy stab that was. :p
11:00 <rex> fucking idiots on here seriously
11:00 <rex> this place has lost it
11:11 <rex> you fucking shit head
12:00 <Lumeah> Bored of this weak ass prattling now. 
12:42 <Excessive> care to enlighten us with the reason of u haten at me?
13:00 <rex> lol
13:00 <rex> piece of shit one of the debruhens no doubt
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14:00 <Excessive> u called simba?
15:36 <\alien8d_Romeo> he needs to get high i thik Excessive
15:43 <\alien8d_Romeo> he needs to get high i thiNk Excessive
15:54 <\alien8d_Romeo> i need to get high too
16:00 <rex> fuck off Excessive you dog
16:00 <simba> no u did Excessive!
16:12 <\alien8d_Romeo> but the only way to get high is to fall asleep
16:22 <Excessive> mabbe he should try the balcony
16:33 <\alien8d_Romeo> mmm
16:44 <\alien8d_Romeo> what do you mean by that?
17:35 <\alien8d_Romeo> i wanna listen to a full album of suicidal tendancies
17:44 <\alien8d_Romeo> im watching portishead videos
18:00 <Excessive> rex wtf r u?
18:41 <Excessive> DON'T LOSE UR HEAD
19:00 <rex> fuck off
19:49 <rex> bunch of fuckheads
20:00 <Excessive> uhuh ......... nethin else?
20:40 <Excessive> is that ur team rex?
21:00 <rex> fuck off 
21:00 <rex> wog
21:00 <Excessive> ah rite ......... I c now ......... it's part of my client simba
21:53 <rex> team?
23:00 <Excessive> stop ragin rex lawl
23:00 <rex> fuckune
23:59 <Excessive> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Team
24:00 <Loof> hmmm this weed is shit for vaping
24:00 <Loof> joint time me thinks
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25:02 <\alien8d_Romeo> The Prodigy - Voodoo People (Videoclip).mp4
25:23 <\alien8d_Romeo> coffeeeeeeee
27:00 <Excessive> so .............
27:00 <Excessive> that was brief
28:14 <\alien8d_Romeo> hi Fez
28:17 <\alien8d_Romeo> a/s/l?
36:48 <\alien8d_Romeo> Jaws is coming to get you eastern staters
37:00 <simba> ah
43:25 <rex> fuck u Excessive
43:27 <rex> fuk u
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45:35 <Excessive> lawl @ ragequit
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47:17 <xm> was that plivent?
47:23 <xm> that really is his style
47:36 <xm> looks like he's back (paroled?)
48:00 <\alien8d_Romeo> rex needs some chill pills
48:00 <BlackDevil> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y8IKh8YB9uQ
48:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Ricky Jay -- Card Control (May 14, 2009) 5:28 - Category: Entertainment - 552,671 views - 4,270 likes (99.3%), 28 dislikes (0.7%)
48:29 <Excessive> simba don wannah tell us who rex xm :(
48:57 <Excessive> rex is*
49:20 <\alien8d_Romeo> PORTISHEAD - Roads
50:00 <xm> rex dud say Lumeah though, but plivent wouldnt know who she is
50:00 <Loof> dislike
50:46 <xm> OK im hallucinating
50:47 <xm> he didnt
51:00 <Loof> youtube needs a "hate" option for vids like that
51:36 <Excessive> he seems to have it on me fo some strange reason n I wannah know wat his fckn prob is
52:34 <Excessive> ok ..........
52:47 <Excessive> so he goes to wk real early in the morn
53:00 <BlackDevil> why
53:05 <Excessive> n he comes on here abt an hr or so b4 he leaves
53:38 <Excessive> and is hell bent abt somethin
54:00 <Loof> for all the haters out there
54:04 <xm> OK so it is him
54:18 <xm> i was wondering why he had been away
54:29 <xm> i also checked his SC and he's been active again
54:52 <\alien8d_Romeo> No Doubt - It's My Life
54:54 <xm> i expect death threats from him soon
54:57 <Excessive> wat's his story?
54:58 <xm> (again)
55:18 <xm> similar pieter -- except Pieter is still in the denial stage. plivent is going through anger
56:18 <xm> plivent is the sort that would try to beat you up if he met you
56:20 <Excessive> he must be real enraged abt a certain somethin then?
56:29 <xm> a genuine psychopath (and he's proud of it)
56:37 <xm> he should be back in jail really
57:09 <xm> he resents everyone that has 'made it' in life. so everyone here is a 'looooooooooser' to him -- makes him feel great to be here and take them all down
57:41 <xm> that's why he always puts me down over my music -- he initially said he liked it then when he turned on me he said it was all trash
57:47 <xm> ... and then i heard his SC
57:51 <xm> and it was worse than shad's
58:15 <xm> plenty more to explain but i wont bore you
58:20 <Excessive> kk
58:38 <xm> he's an interesting case because there havent been that many genuine psychopaths on here
58:53 <xm> sure there are borderline ones but he has a full-blown case
59:43 <\alien8d_Romeo> ann lee - two times.mp4
59:49 <\alien8d_Romeo> i should masturbate again
02:24 <\alien8d_Romeo> so who's had a good dinner lately?
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02:40 <\alien8d_Romeo> im tryna make tacos
02:44 <\alien8d_Romeo> >>>
02:47 <\alien8d_Romeo> too
02:54 <\alien8d_Romeo> late to apolagize
03:42 Quit: cherri_pie ([email protected]) Quit:
03:48 <\alien8d_Romeo> * /nick: insufficient parameters INSUFFICENT Unknown command
03:49 <\alien8d_Romeo> -
04:56 <\alien8d_Romeo> kevery time i see a woman, my life flashes before my eyes
10:15 <\alien8d_Romeo> iTunes\Sam Sparro - Black and Gold.mp4
11:00 Nick: \alien8d_Romeo is now known as \romeo_HACKT
11:13 <Excessive> `seen plivent
11:14 <prowl> Excessive, I don't remember seeing plivent.
11:18 <\romeo_HACKT> coffee
11:24 <\romeo_HACKT> `seen you
11:26 <prowl> \romeo_HACKT, I found 3 matches to your query: nine, Don, You. nine ([email protected]) was last seen quitting #melbourne 8 weeks 3 days 12 hours 25 minutes ago (02.03. 17:36) stating "Ping timeout: 122 seconds" after spending 42 minutes there.
12:03 <\romeo_HACKT> who the fuck cares about plivent
12:14 <\romeo_HACKT> not me i can tell you that much
13:15 <xm> he was impersonating someone else a while ago
13:15 <\romeo_HACKT> so Excessive got any good songs?
13:19 <xm> `seen cheesebung
13:19 <\romeo_HACKT> i c
13:19 <prowl> xm, cheesebung? hmm... I'm trying to remember... maybe... I'm not sure... no. I don't remember cheesebung.
14:00 <Excessive> wait
14:18 <Excessive> 1-st ......... I remember the nick plivent from like ages ago ...........
14:38 <Excessive> but never knew to have any troubles with him
14:40 <xm> esuterik / plivent / marrock / fixmysink
14:52 <xm> doesnt matter. he turns on anyone for no reason
14:56 <Excessive> aaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
15:03 <xm> then he'll be nice to you again in 5 minutes
15:20 <xm> he's on stuff when he's on here
15:46 <xm> if you want to really set him off challenge him with a conversation on music :D
15:48 <\romeo_HACKT> `command parameters
15:52 <Excessive> I had him on my "MSN" like fckn years back
15:59 <Excessive> aaaaaaaaaaaaand then IT died
16:01 <xm> even when he's completely wrong he will still defend his position
16:18 <Excessive> and I stopped usin it
16:22 <\romeo_HACKT> so Excessive got any good songs?
16:24 <xm> and if you paste stuff he said that contradicts what he said -- he'll say someone impersonated him
16:34 <Excessive> so mabbe he's shitty that I'm not replyin to him anymo?
16:38 <xm> no
16:42 <xm> he turned on everyone -- literally
17:09 <xm> every single person
17:09 <\romeo_HACKT> turning is good
17:22 <\romeo_HACKT> lets turn
17:27 <\romeo_HACKT> lets re turn
17:39 <\romeo_HACKT> _
17:41 <\romeo_HACKT> __
17:43 <\romeo_HACKT> ___
18:45 Nick: \romeo_HACKT is now known as _876879_menace_
18:56 <xm> poop
18:58 <_876879_menace_> hooker
19:34 Nick: _876879_menace_ is now known as alienated
19:47 <alienated> so anyone feel good tonight?
19:56 <alienated> i still feel hungry
20:36 Nick: alienated is now known as ALiEnAtEd
20:56 <ALiEnAtEd> boob
21:09 <ALiEnAtEd> booze
21:15 <ALiEnAtEd> boob
21:36 * ALiEnAtEd eats some cheese
22:59 * ALiEnAtEd slaps xm around a bit with a large trout
23:25 * ALiEnAtEd throws the trout into the sky
24:27 <ALiEnAtEd> can anyone tell me who the fuck Pieter is?
26:49 <ALiEnAtEd> 4:17 am in perth
27:04 <ALiEnAtEd> i like sex
29:07 <Shadowgate> alienated rocks
29:16 <ALiEnAtEd> hehe
29:23 <Shadowgate> he typed at 6am it killled everyonw from laughter
29:33 * ALiEnAtEd hugs Shadowgate
30:08 <Shadowgate> hugs alienated
30:18 <ALiEnAtEd> :)
34:52 <xm> are you in Perth ALiEnAtEd ?
34:58 <xm> rather cold...
35:00 <ALiEnAtEd> yep
35:07 <xm> whereabouts are you?
35:19 <ALiEnAtEd> i live in the country now
35:27 <xm> town?
35:40 <ALiEnAtEd> yeah
35:45 <ALiEnAtEd> town
35:49 <xm> albany?
35:57 <xm> bunbury?
35:58 <ALiEnAtEd> been there before
36:00 <xm> geraldton?
36:02 <ALiEnAtEd> albany that is
36:15 <ALiEnAtEd> york
36:35 <xm> ah yeah i was going to go there about 2 months ago
36:48 <xm> i might some time later this year
36:48 <ALiEnAtEd> cool
37:05 <xm> you have a lovely haunted hospital there
37:11 <ALiEnAtEd> ahaha
37:13 <ALiEnAtEd> okay
37:16 <xm> dare ya 2 spend the night...alone there
37:22 <ALiEnAtEd> mmm
37:27 <xm> you havent heard?
37:37 <ALiEnAtEd> i might take ya up on that dare
37:44 <xm> it's like one of the most haunted places in Australia
37:53 <ALiEnAtEd> i c
38:21 <xm> the thing is you wont go there 'straight'
38:33 <xm> so you wont know if they were real ghosts or if you were high :)
38:50 <ALiEnAtEd> mmm okay
38:58 <ALiEnAtEd> :)
39:13 <xm> whyd you move there anyway
39:23 <xm> is there anything to do there
39:33 <ALiEnAtEd> too much crap going on in the city
39:42 <xm> getting away from?
39:48 <ALiEnAtEd> mmm
39:59 <xm> i wont tell your dealer(s), promise
40:07 <ALiEnAtEd> ahaha
40:25 <xm> if they ask i'll tell them you went to ballarat
40:39 <xm> and to convince them i'll say 'that fuckin cunt too me mobile'
40:45 <xm> took*
41:03 <ALiEnAtEd> well well well
41:22 <xm> boo boo boo
41:34 <ALiEnAtEd> ...
41:49 <xm> all things in sets of 3
41:49 <ALiEnAtEd> smoke up
42:00 <ALiEnAtEd> 3 smokes
42:08 <ALiEnAtEd> 333 smokes
42:42 <xm> if the beast is 666 then you 333 is the beast when he's stoned and at half capacity
42:49 <xm> this is the beast's mind on drugs
42:54 <xm> see kids get off that shit
43:00 <ALiEnAtEd> lol
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47:28 <Excessive> k, Immah pill out
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53:00 <Pieter> Whats that Skip? Youve got Genital warts ?
01:00 <Pieter> Fire @ Richmond Station
01:00 <Pieter> All the trains are gonna be fucked today:(
02:00 <BlackDevil> LOL
02:00 <BlackDevil> i dont care
02:00 <BlackDevil> i get to work in a helicopter bitches
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03:00 <Loof> you work in a helicopter?
03:00 <Loof> what you clean it?
04:00 <Loof> clean the cum off the seats and shit
04:00 <Loof> that's good man
04:00 <BlackDevil> yea
04:00 <BlackDevil> how you know mate?
04:00 <Loof> cause it's my cum
04:00 <BlackDevil> you have a penis?
05:00 <Loof> no
05:00 <Loof> cum from my anus
08:00 <BlackDevil> it is cumiva's cum?
08:00 <Loof> who can tell these days
09:00 <Loof> the seed from a thousand others drips down from within
09:00 <BlackDevil> thats how many men cum in your ass?
09:00 <Loof> yes
09:00 <BlackDevil> congrats
09:00 <Loof> ty :)
13:00 <Loof> i hope to open my ass up as a full time sperm bank in the near future
39:00 <Loof> Pieter has quit (Quit: Pieter - MY IRC Client ( http://www.H3PO2.com ))
39:00 <Loof> lol "MY IRC CLIENT"
39:00 <Loof> now he claims to have made an irc client
40:00 <Loof> but the http://www.H3PO2.com isn't even a website
40:00 <Loof> it's just made up
40:00 <Loof> lol
40:00 <Loof> 404
40:00 <Loof> what a loser
42:00 <Loof> used to be a pineapple
43:00 <Loof> his methaids have officially collapsed his brain
53:00 <Loof> for a really floppy time call mr flop
53:00 <Loof> pieter.. not even once
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54:57 * Bonny tickles Serenity's balls
55:00 <Loof> Pieter: "solid shits are good cuase ya dun have to wipe"
55:00 <Loof> imagine his skidmarks
00:00 <Loof> often when pieter removes his underwear, the stench renders the female unconcious at which time pieter makes his move
01:00 <Pieter> ahahah
02:00 <Loof> and after an unsucessful attempt to get an erection her simply puts her clothes back on and injects her intravenously with some of his aids blood
02:00 <Loof> often the unsuspecting victim is none the wiser
07:00 <Pieter> Keep going please:0
07:41 Nick: B1-not-here is now known as Bastardly_One
09:00 <Pieter> Dance puppet
11:00 <Loof> pieter junky tip #857: "No showering = Less water bills = MORE METH!!!"
12:00 <Loof> pieter does it make you feel powerful to know that one drop of your aidsblood can kill 10 men?
13:00 <Loof> you're like more toxic than a seasnake
14:00 <Pieter> DANCE!!
17:00 <Loof> "studies have shown that the smell from pieter's cock causes laboratory mice to vomit 10 times faster than injecting them with ipecac"
22:00 <BlackDevil> Longie
22:00 <BlackDevil> Pieter
22:00 <BlackDevil> mate
22:00 <BlackDevil> get me the easy view XT
22:00 <BlackDevil> please
33:09 <Bonny> yo Bastardly_One
34:43 <Bastardly_One> hey
34:49 <Bonny> how is ya?
34:58 <Bastardly_One> tired :P
35:06 <Bastardly_One> going in 15
35:13 <Bonny> of course.. going to bed late and waking up early makes you tired lol
36:04 <Bonny> 'm going in less than an hour
36:45 <Bastardly_One> fair enough
36:47 <Bastardly_One> and yes it will
37:42 <Bonny> I have an appt with diabetes specialist this morning.. which is the only reason why I'm awake so early,, I even managed to fit in a shower lol
38:18 <Bastardly_One> ah ok ...
39:14 <Bonny> anyway.. brb.. have a good day at school.. :)
39:28 <Bastardly_One> I won't :P
39:36 <Bastardly_One> later
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02:48 <BlackDevil> where is my mate?
19:00 <BlackDevil> Sunken South Korean ferry death toll rises to 210; 92 are still missing
24:11 <Fez> Breasts
27:00 <GhostDog> Australian education under jeopardy by any govt
34:39 <Pieter> First Iwould like to thank God
34:47 <Pieter> My critics
34:53 <Pieter> And ET
35:10 <BlackDevil> Pieter http://uberhumor.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/Bqk1Ixv.jpg
35:16 <Pieter> No.
35:52 <BlackDevil> do it
48:40 <Pieter> Wtf only 6 degees outside
49:00 <Pieter> This is gonna suck
49:05 <Pieter> And be cold
49:07 <Pieter> Bbs
49:32 <BlackDevil> speaking of that
49:36 <BlackDevil> i need to change into shorts
49:41 <BlackDevil> watch it on cam here http://uberhumor.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/Bqk1Ixv.jpg
08:00 <GhostDog> detox smoothie in the morn luv
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09:00 <beehhh> Adonis?
09:00 <beehhh> http://oi62.tinypic.com/2yy35ld.jpg
29:00 <Pieter> WOO
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22:32 <Fez> Yawn*
22:40 <PandasDontDrive> yup
22:44 <PandasDontDrive> lawns
23:05 <Fez> Creating new spawn
23:09 <PandasDontDrive> :P
23:31 <Fez> Paper gets torn
23:45 <Fez> Babies get born
23:54 <Fez> Fez should shut up
24:19 <PandasDontDrive> rofl
24:22 <PandasDontDrive> ^5
24:39 <Fez> ^10
24:53 <PandasDontDrive> ^`5
24:55 <PandasDontDrive> oops
25:18 <Fez> To the side
25:31 <Fez> To the other side
25:36 <Fez> Down low
26:26 <PandasDontDrive> In the hoe!
26:29 <PandasDontDrive> O_o
26:59 <Fez> Nar
27:07 <Fez> Hoes are shit
27:24 <PandasDontDrive> lmao
28:07 <Fez> Dont do that
28:16 <Fez> Need an ass to shit
28:55 <PandasDontDrive> lol
29:12 <PandasDontDrive> that's what coffee in the morning is for ;)
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38:47 <BlackDevil> PandasDontDrive http://uberhumor.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/Bqk1Ixv.jpg
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46:00 <PietSAbabe> Fuckin all the factory outlets on smith street , was nearly fucking impossible to find a size 15 shoe
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47:00 <PietSAbabe> And the only one I found was sexy as fuck and brought down to $40 @ the new balance shop 
47:00 <PietSAbabe> $40 FOR SIZE 15 NB 
47:00 <PietSAbabe> 40 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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20:00 <Fez> Youre a clown
22:00 <DemonsRun> Pot meet kettle
23:00 <Fez> Haw
24:00 <Fez> Demonsrun meet pot
24:00 <PandasDontDrive> hate when u wake up feeling hungover
24:00 <DemonsRun> Har har 
24:00 <PandasDontDrive> and you didnt even drink the night before..
26:00 <PietSAbabe> I HATE CLOWNS 
27:00 <PietSAbabe> They make me really nervous 
27:00 <PandasDontDrive> seriously?
27:00 <PandasDontDrive> especially John Wayne Gacy? I suppose.
27:00 <PietSAbabe> Theres bound to be one I pass one day that turns around and mauls me :(
28:00 <Fez> U make yourself nervous piet?
29:00 <PietSAbabe> Thats not funny !
29:00 <Fez> U are
29:00 <Fez> Cuz ure a funny clown
29:32 <simba> Atletico!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
30:00 <DemonsRun> ^
30:00 <DemonsRun> Size 15 foot = clown
30:00 <DemonsRun> His face = clown
31:00 <Fez> His tiny overloaded car = clown
32:00 <PietSAbabe> LEAVE MY MR BEAN CAR ALONE!
33:00 <PietSAbabe> cunts you all are !
33:00 <PietSAbabe> Attack me but not the car
33:00 <DemonsRun> Rather not. 
33:00 <DemonsRun> You should just drive it off a cliff
34:00 <PietSAbabe> Way to be a morbid bitch
35:00 <DemonsRun> No filter between brain and mouth
36:00 <DemonsRun> Or fingers
37:00 <Fez> Does piet wank to pictures of himself?
38:00 <[Maverick]> Pieters bin = a clown 
38:13 <PandasDontDrive> ilucum
39:00 <Fez> Piets nick = clown
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41:25 <Pieter> Its CoffeeMe !
41:39 <Pieter> Yablublublublub blub blub
41:53 * Pieter does spin kicks across the room
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51:00 <xm> Pieter really has size 6 feet -- helikes to wear size 15 so he can hide bags of meth at the tip
54:00 <Serenity> lol
55:48 <BlackDevil> cum is a nice subtance
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56:00 <DemonsRun> If it works...
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01:00 <Kynetic> http://i.imgur.com/0vTy6fp.jpg
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21:00 <doctor> Injected 12 marijuanas today
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23:00 <Serenity> i did 14 beat that
23:00 <xm> i bon scotted but got stomach pumped just in time
23:00 <Serenity> hard core
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36:25 <BlackDevil> quiet night
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39:00 <simba> Doing Pot Bongs
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01:33 <FredFlinstone> arvozers peeps
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10:52 <simba> cum
12:56 <PandasDontDrive> fk yea boi
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> picking up kinect around 6
13:01 <PandasDontDrive> XD
13:12 <PandasDontDrive> lady said some cunt was supposed to call n didnt
13:15 <PandasDontDrive> LZY COURIERS
13:25 <PandasDontDrive> bet some fat shit has sat on the box to eat his balfours pie
13:36 * PandasDontDrive slaps simba around a bit with a large trout
15:02 <simba> ghdiuytrdsiytrouttygfpyfg]
15:59 <PandasDontDrive> asodonawidna
16:12 <PandasDontDrive> call me picard, andy picard.
16:43 <simba> you love picard dont you
17:16 <PandasDontDrive> only because he chemist i idiot
25:41 <simba> http://cdndata.bigfooty.com/2014/05/53904_a573b63b84f743ab0f8da5dfdd01992a.jpg
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36:42 <simba> DOOM is 4 the kids http://31.media.tumblr.com/bcf1ef874a246ec4bb7b814a98156341/tumblr_n18detOxMb1rjmiaoo1_500.jpg
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51:10 <PietSAbabe> \,
51:31 <PietSAbabe> and thats what you get when you sit on your keyboard
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56:00 <Googie85> w00p d00m
56:00 <woop> Don't mess wit teh OO's man
59:00 <PandasDontDrive> O_o
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01:00 <stop-snitchin-stop-lyin> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e64SV0k0_zk
01:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Game Where Im From feat Nate Dogg (Jul 15, 2009) 3:09 - Category: Music - 43,100 views - 72 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
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02:00 <PandasDontDrive> gay
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13:00 <stop-snitchin-stop-lyin> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e64SV0k0_zk
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21:00 <faux> hi dangerous guy
22:00 <stop-snitchin-stop-lyin> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e64SV0k0_zk
22:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Game Where Im From feat Nate Dogg (Jul 15, 2009) 3:09 - Category: Music - 43,100 views - 72 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
22:00 <PietSAbabe> Ym
22:00 <PietSAbabe> WOOme
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23:00 <TheRon> hello
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24:00 <PietSAbabe> Fucking maccas are cunts
24:00 <PietSAbabe> Giving me bbq sauce instead of sweet n sour
24:00 <TheRon> broad statement
24:00 <PietSAbabe> Ya just dont know until ya lick the top
24:00 <PietSAbabe> IM ANGRY
25:00 <TheRon> i'd kick up a stink and get a couple of free burgers
26:00 <TheRon> fresh soup and homemade bread for tea tonight
29:00 <PietSAbabe> I cant be fucked getting dressed again
29:00 <PietSAbabe> Maybe tomorrow:)
29:00 <TheRon> you not wearing pants?
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29:34 <Fez> Fark
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29:42 <Fez> Its cleo10
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29:54 <Fez> I scared him :/
30:06 <TheRiddler> hallo
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> this fly
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> will not die.
32:00 <TheRon> check out the fly
32:00 <TheRon> the movie it's great
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> one day
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> gotta finish watching Two Guns sometime
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> n check out whats on at cinema in town 
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> xD
32:00 <stop-snitchin-stop-lyin> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e64SV0k0_zk
32:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Game Where Im From feat Nate Dogg (Jul 15, 2009) 3:09 - Category: Music - 43,100 views - 72 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> i wana see somethin french or spanish
32:00 <TheRon> thats denzel and the other guy yeah?
32:00 <PietSAbabe> Just in a shirt and slippery satiny boxers :)~
33:00 <PandasDontDrive> yeah man marky mark
33:00 <PandasDontDrive> lolarious as
33:00 <TheRon> yeah i've seen it
33:00 <PandasDontDrive> ehehe i fell asleep during the end
33:00 <TheRon> wanna know what happens?
33:00 <PandasDontDrive> i love the black chick mmmm
33:00 <PandasDontDrive> NO
33:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
34:00 <TheRon> you like black women in general?
34:00 <AndroUser> Ewwww
34:00 <AndroUser> Who could ever like a black woman !
34:00 <AndroUser> THATS JUST GROSS
35:00 <PietSAbabe> :
35:00 <PandasDontDrive> um
35:00 <PandasDontDrive> not african lookin dark
35:00 <PandasDontDrive> i like that chick
35:00 <PandasDontDrive> obvious caucasian facial features
35:00 <TheRon> alba is black isn't she?
35:00 <PietSAbabe> But cmon!
35:00 <PietSAbabe> BLACK MAN
35:00 <PietSAbabe> THATS JUST WRONG
35:00 <PietSAbabe> RIGHT
35:00 <PandasDontDrive> shes some mix
35:00 <PietSAbabe> *wiggles*
35:00 <PandasDontDrive> pacific or someshit
35:14 <BlackDevil> PandasDontDrive
36:00 <PietSAbabe> Mmm chicken n mayo 
36:00 <PietSAbabe> ONLY $2
36:00 <PietSAbabe> Best $4 spent
36:00 <PandasDontDrive> ive only been with caucasian chicks lol
36:00 <TheRon> the burgers are better at hungry jacks
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37:00 <PietSAbabe> They are
37:00 <PietSAbabe> Unless youre forcing it in
37:00 <PietSAbabe> Then its just total shit
37:00 <TheRon> i only eat the double bacon delux
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37:59 <TheRon> hello
38:00 <xm> PietSAbabe: every burger ends up being total shit in the end
38:00 <xm> especially at the end
39:00 <TheRon> at macca's the box is a namd sight tastier than anything on the inside
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41:00 <PietSAbabe> Fuck my guts are cramping and aching
41:00 <PietSAbabe> ALREADY
41:00 <PietSAbabe> Fucking chicken
41:00 <PietSAbabe> ITS ALWAYS THE FUCKING CHICKEN
41:00 <PietSAbabe> :((
41:00 <TheRon> ring up and complain
42:00 <TheRon> PandasDontDrive i watched the french film "the round up" the other night
42:00 <PietSAbabe> But its ok now cos i got national home doctor
42:00 <PietSAbabe> But in a way it just feels like games
42:00 <PietSAbabe> Its like training for your brain
42:00 <PietSAbabe> Umm
42:00 <PandasDontDrive> the round up
42:00 <PandasDontDrive> umm
42:00 <PietSAbabe> Dunno what else i have
42:00 <PandasDontDrive> what was it about?
43:00 <PietSAbabe> Slip slop slap ?
43:00 <PietSAbabe> Dont be a wally with water ?
43:00 <TheRon> it's about the nazi's rounding up the jews in paris
43:00 <PietSAbabe> Wheres waldo ?
43:00 <Fez> Theres more to that these days
43:00 <PandasDontDrive> oh
43:00 <PietSAbabe> Where did i come from
43:00 <PietSAbabe> A test tube
43:00 <PandasDontDrive> i try to avoid those types
43:00 <PandasDontDrive> um
43:00 <Fez> Slurp is one
43:00 <PandasDontDrive> dl a movie called JACKPOT
43:00 <PandasDontDrive> ;)
43:00 <TheRon> i liked the boy in the striped pyjamas
43:00 <PandasDontDrive> it's danish i think
43:00 <Serenity> m33p
44:00 <TheRon> it was kinda like that
44:00 <PandasDontDrive> there's a great one um
44:00 <PandasDontDrive> uno the bad guy in Casino Royale
44:00 <PandasDontDrive> with the bloody eye
44:00 <TheRon> the pianist?
44:00 <Fez> Slip slop slap slurp shade
44:00 <PandasDontDrive> look him up
44:00 <PandasDontDrive> fk it ill find it ;P
44:00 <TheRon> i actually have not seen daniel craig as bond
45:00 <PandasDontDrive> meh
45:00 <PandasDontDrive> casino royale was good
45:00 <TheRon> i lie i tried to watch quantam solice and got bored
45:00 <PandasDontDrive> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mads_Mikkelsen
45:00 <PandasDontDrive> this guy, he's fantastic
46:00 <PandasDontDrive> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flame_%26_Citron
46:00 <PandasDontDrive> DOWNLOAD THAT!!!!!!
46:00 <TheRon> nice
46:00 <PandasDontDrive> :P :P
48:00 <PietSAbabe> Hah
48:00 <PietSAbabe> My channel 9 says scrambled service
49:40 <BlackDevil> TheRon http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=dfa_1398909853
49:45 <BlackDevil> LiveLeak: News Reporter says Nothing Gets Through the Flooded Waters ..... (Date: Apr-30-2014, 4 hours ago) - Views: 5619 - Played: 6125
50:00 <PandasDontDrive> there's a really good french film um
50:00 <PandasDontDrive> the girl with the bare breasts
50:00 <PandasDontDrive> i think
51:00 <PietSAbabe> Umm
51:00 <PietSAbabe> They all have women with tits showing in their films
51:00 <PandasDontDrive> it's the name of the painting that this boy steals..
51:00 <PietSAbabe> Even their Adventure Time cartoons have tits
51:00 <PietSAbabe> Sponge bob had tits too
52:00 <TheRon> i think i've heard of it
52:00 <PandasDontDrive> girl with bare breasts
52:00 <PandasDontDrive> or something
52:35 <PandasDontDrive> oh mang
52:42 <PandasDontDrive> those naps where u dont sleep but its so dang comfy!
53:48 <TheRon> butter chicken for yea tonight
54:02 <BlackDevil> yea
54:05 <BlackDevil> i laid in my bed
54:09 <BlackDevil> and crashed for 3 hours
54:10 <TheRon> with a mint and cuccumber riata and papadums
54:13 <BlackDevil> still sleepy
54:43 <TheRon> do you guys sleep i don't know, at night??
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54:54 <BlackDevil> i sleep when i need it
55:00 <BlackDevil> sometimes i goto bed at 2am
55:07 <BlackDevil> after a 1 hour fap session
55:18 <TheRon> really?
55:23 <TheRon> 1 hour?
55:27 <BlackDevil> yea
55:35 <BlackDevil> 55 mins to get it up
55:38 <BlackDevil> 5 mins to climax
55:43 <BlackDevil> LOL
55:55 <TheRon> a little TMI
56:14 <TheRon> midget porn?
56:42 <BlackDevil> going to watch tosh.0
56:43 <BlackDevil> then bed
57:00 <TheRon> i'm sure if the movie had bare breasts in the title i'd take a look
59:14 <TheRon> hold the line
59:21 <TheRon> love isn't always on time
59:54 <TheRon> wo wo wo
02:00 <TheRon> is simba having his 420?
02:47 <PandasDontDrive> yum TheRon
02:55 <PandasDontDrive> this place near me makes it nice n HOT
03:02 <PandasDontDrive> so the sauce goes kinda pink :P
03:22 <TheRon> it's not a curry unless it burns at both ends
08:00 <TheRon> hello
08:00 <Ana_Ng> theron!
09:00 <PandasDontDrive> well
10:00 <PandasDontDrive> french chick in it does get naked
10:00 <PandasDontDrive> but dont they all?
10:00 <TheRon> i love french chicks in the nuddy
10:00 <PandasDontDrive> ;)
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15:00 <Ana_Ng> did i ask this one already
15:00 <Ana_Ng> what are the two double landlocked countries?
15:00 <TheRon> double landlocked, you're eith landlock or you're not
15:59 <FredFlinstone> lol
16:00 <Kynetic> i bet uzbekistan is one
16:00 <Ana_Ng> if you're landlocked by landlocked countries
16:00 <TheRon> lesotho
16:00 <Ana_Ng> uzbekistan!
16:00 <Kynetic> and that one in europe
16:00 <Ana_Ng> lesotho borders south africa, which borders the sea
16:00 <TheRon> san marino
16:00 <Kynetic> leictenstein or something
16:00 <Ana_Ng> kynetic winz
16:00 <TheRon> swaziland
16:00 <Ana_Ng> liechtenstein
16:00 <Ana_Ng> it's between switzerland and austria
16:22 <FredFlinstone> how is ya TheRon ?
16:29 <TheRon> not bad
16:33 <FredFlinstone> good to hear
16:41 <TheRon> the spurs won today so i'm all good
16:49 <FredFlinstone> oh who are they?
16:55 <TheRon> san antonio
16:59 <FredFlinstone> oh ffs
17:00 <TheRon> i love saying liechtenstein
17:00 <Kynetic> its smaller than brisbane or some shit
17:00 <Kynetic> tiny little country
17:00 <TheRon> i go for them to win the eurocup
17:00 <Ana_Ng> uzbekistan is bordered by kazakhstan, kyrgyzstan, tajikistan, afghanistan and turkmenistan
17:03 <FredFlinstone> american shit
17:07 <TheRon> nba
17:09 <FredFlinstone> I am disappointed in you
17:21 <TheRon> aussie aussie aussie and all that
17:26 <FredFlinstone> yeah right
17:37 <TheRon> paaty mills and aron baynes
17:42 <FredFlinstone> nfi
17:48 <TheRon> aussie
17:53 <FredFlinstone> aussie what?
18:00 <Ana_Ng> liechtenstein is a ski resort
18:42 <FredFlinstone> aussie rules
19:00 <Ana_Ng> Which 3 countries border Paraguay?
19:00 <Fez> Do u know the answer ana?
19:00 <Ana_Ng> yes
19:00 <Fez> Then why ask?
19:17 <TheRon> basketballers
19:39 <TheRon> i used to play basketball ok and i like the nba
19:42 <FredFlinstone> playing where?
19:48 <FredFlinstone> in Oz?
20:00 <Ana_Ng> it's a game
20:00 <TheRon> uraguay
20:00 <Fez> Normally people ask for answers that they dont already know
20:00 <TheRon> argentina
20:00 <TheRon> bolivia
20:00 <Ana_Ng> theron winz
20:00 <Fez> Game. Pffffft
20:00 <TheRon> i am th egame you don't wanna play me
20:00 <Ana_Ng> Which 3 countries border Vietnam?
20:02 <TheRon> aussie players in the us
20:07 <FredFlinstone> thought as much
21:00 <Fez> Glasgow
21:00 <TheRon> laos china and cambodia
21:00 <Fez> Tasmania
21:00 <Ana_Ng> theron winz
21:00 <Fez> Oh
21:00 <Ana_Ng> Which 4 countries border Spain?
21:00 <TheRon> portugal france andorra and gibraltar
21:00 <Ana_Ng> well
22:00 <TheRon> give carlton a chance?
22:00 <Ana_Ng> it's probably really 5
22:00 <PandasDontDrive> ima makin spaghetti
22:00 <TheRon> africa?
22:00 <TheRon> morocco?
22:19 <FredFlinstone> yes if we get some players back
22:22 <FredFlinstone> you never know
22:29 <TheRon> daisy?
22:33 <FredFlinstone> I dont think Collinghsit are that good
22:38 <FredFlinstone> pansy you mean
23:00 <Ana_Ng> morocco yes
23:00 <Ana_Ng> but gibraltar is not a country
23:00 <TheRon> uk province
23:00 <Ana_Ng> there are 3 little parts of spain that are on the coast bordering morocco
23:11 <FredFlinstone> needs to pull his friggin finger out soon
23:21 <FredFlinstone> done nothing
23:34 <TheRon> been kinda injured
23:45 <FredFlinstone> then shouldnt be playing ffs
23:56 <FredFlinstone> everyone making excuses for the prickk ffs
24:00 <Ana_Ng> theron winz
24:00 <Ana_Ng> yes, gibraltar is part of the uk
24:00 <TheRon> i'm klever with a capital K
24:00 <Ana_Ng> Which 2 countries border Guinea-Bissau?
24:12 <TheRon> here's a novel idea, sam rowe in the goal square and get some crumbers
24:16 <FredFlinstone> they told us he was 100%
24:34 <FredFlinstone> we only got one crumber
24:52 <TheRon> garlett if malthouse likes him this week
24:57 <FredFlinstone> yepp
25:00 <TheRon> angola
25:00 <TheRon> congo?
25:00 <Ana_Ng> no
25:00 <Ana_Ng> you are too far south
25:00 <TheRon> benin
25:00 <Ana_Ng> go west
25:08 <TheRon> ellard has been ok
25:16 <FredFlinstone> he has this year he might be back
25:48 <FredFlinstone> wouldnt call him a crumber
25:59 <TheRon> i'd even get gibbs across half forward with robinson
26:00 <TheRon> life is peaceful there
26:00 <TheRon> togo
26:00 <TheRon> senegal
26:00 <Fez> Republic of china
26:11 <FredFlinstone> they arent crumbers either lol
26:18 <TheRon> yarran?
26:21 <FredFlinstone> nah
26:35 <FredFlinstone> can tear the game apart if he is on song
26:38 <TheRon> well i'm fresh out of ideas
26:49 <FredFlinstone> I told you we only have one crumber
27:00 <Ana_Ng> senegal! 
27:00 <TheRon> good or bad?
27:00 <Ana_Ng> yes, that's one
27:00 <TheRon> mauritana or something
27:01 <TheRon> well i'm trying
27:02 <FredFlinstone> and thats Garlett
27:09 <FredFlinstone> there is no one else
27:20 <FredFlinstone> eddie has gone
27:29 <TheRon> is there any talent in the two's??
27:37 <FredFlinstone> armfield is stil there
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27:47 <FredFlinstone> maybe mick doesnt like him either
27:50 <TheRon> he's quick as
27:54 <FredFlinstone> I know
28:00 <Ana_Ng> you will hate the answer
28:00 <TheRon> migeria
28:00 <Ana_Ng> and me by proxy
28:00 <TheRon> niger
28:00 <Ana_Ng> bzzzzzt
28:00 <TheRon> western sahahra
28:00 <Ana_Ng> the countries that border Guinea-Bissau are Senegal and Guinea
28:00 <TheRon> damn
28:06 <FredFlinstone> Laidlaw wasnt a fave so he booted him
28:16 <FredFlinstone> wouldnt even give him a go
28:30 <TheRon> what exactly does casboult do?
28:37 <FredFlinstone> he is still learning
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28:59 <TheRon> he can jump at the ball can't he??
29:00 <TheRon> i thought i was doing well
29:00 <Ana_Ng> and the capital of Guinea-Bissau is
29:00 <TheRon> bissau?
29:00 <Ana_Ng> theron winz
29:00 <Ana_Ng> that's how they tell the congos apart
29:01 <FredFlinstone> he is playing prolly better than Josh Kennedy was when we sold him
29:05 <FredFlinstone> he can
29:08 <FredFlinstone> cant kick yet
29:27 <TheRon> who cares just a contest in the forward line would be nice
29:32 <FredFlinstone> he does do that
29:41 <FredFlinstone> he will get better I am sure
29:54 <FredFlinstone> if they dont get rid of him first
30:00 <Ana_Ng> congo-brazzaville and congo-kinshasa
30:00 <Ana_Ng> by the capitals
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> jesus
30:00 <TheRon> ones the democartic republis of congo
30:00 <Ana_Ng> yeah that's kinshasa - the big one
30:00 <TheRon> thats the one with the fake goriilas
30:02 <Lumeah> Good evening gentelman
30:11 <TheRon> lady
30:12 <FredFlinstone> hi there sexy tradie lady
30:21 <FredFlinstone> my nuts are loose
30:30 <FredFlinstone> and my pipes are blocked
30:35 * FredFlinstone chuckles
30:55 <Lumeah> lol
31:00 <Ana_Ng> republic of congo is the brazzaville one and is small
31:00 <PietSAbabe> And hot sex happens there
31:00 <PietSAbabe> :))
31:00 <TheRon> aids sex yes!
31:02 <FredFlinstone> oooerrrr
31:13 <FredFlinstone> anything on tele tonight?
31:16 <Lumeah> are they...whole in intenet full of porn out there! :P
31:24 <FredFlinstone> I know!
31:29 <FredFlinstone> seen it all
31:32 <PandasDontDrive> sdgdfhuwehdfrqweF;OIwnef
31:33 * FredFlinstone laffz
31:33 <Lumeah> go use it :P
31:38 <FredFlinstone> nah
31:40 <FredFlinstone> I will cope
31:43 <Lumeah> hey pandy!
32:00 <Ana_Ng> Through which capital city does the Tagus flow?
32:00 <TheRon> is that niegria?
32:00 <Ana_Ng> no
32:00 <TheRon> togo
32:00 <TheRon> benin
32:16 <FredFlinstone> randy pandy
32:33 <TheRon> well said PandasDontDrive
32:54 <TheRon> i smell butter chicken
32:55 <FredFlinstone> how come Pandas dont drive?
33:00 <FredFlinstone> no licence?
33:00 <Ana_Ng> it's in europe
33:00 <TheRon> eastern europe?
33:00 <Ana_Ng> no
33:00 <TheRon> the hague?
33:00 <Ana_Ng> west
33:00 <TheRon> brussels?
33:07 <FredFlinstone> wrong side
33:13 <Lumeah> PandasDontDrive werwwefjf894ubfdwef
33:18 <FredFlinstone> home made TheRon ?
33:26 <TheRon> sorta
33:30 <FredFlinstone> cool
33:39 <FredFlinstone> we going indian tomorrow night before the game
33:49 <FredFlinstone> Two Fat Indians
34:00 <FredFlinstone> supposedly good there
34:00 <Ana_Ng> west
34:00 <TheRon> paris
34:00 <Ana_Ng> and south
34:00 <TheRon> madrid?
34:00 <TheRon> lisbon?
34:00 <Ana_Ng> theron winz
34:04 <FredFlinstone> next to the Hilton
34:05 <PietSAbabe> Where can i buy electric curtain opening things?
34:19 <TheRon> cooked off some spices before hand, added garlic and ginger and a simmer sauce
34:25 <PietSAbabe> I need electric curtains , any ideas?
34:33 <FredFlinstone> curtain shop
34:34 <Lumeah> lol hey PietSAbabe
34:41 <PietSAbabe> Hi
34:44 <FredFlinstone> might be a good start
35:00 <TheRon> i rule!
35:00 <Ana_Ng> Which country is located on the Jutland Peninsula?
35:00 <TheRon> scandanavia?
35:00 <Ana_Ng> do you feel like scandinavia is a country?
35:00 <TheRon> i reckon it's denmark
35:00 <Ana_Ng> denmark is correct, theron winz
35:05 <FredFlinstone> going to watch the Shit Seat
35:07 <FredFlinstone> bbl
35:13 <TheRon> it's so PietSAbabe can perv qith binocculars and not be so obvious
35:26 * FredFlinstone is away: TV timers,bbl :)
35:34 <Lumeah> PietSAbabe https://www.google.com.au/search?q=remote+curtain+opener&oq=remote+curtain&aqs=chrome.1.69i57j0l5.11939j0j8&sourceid=chrome&es_sm=93&ie=UTF-8#q=remote+curtain+opener+melbourne
35:51 <PietSAbabe> I see chrome
35:57 <PietSAbabe> IM NOT INTO CHROMING
35:58 <Lumeah> no hes just a lazy ass
36:01 * PietSAbabe stomps
36:04 <Lumeah> well i like crome:P
36:15 * Lumeah fuks PietSAbabe
36:22 <TheRon> nothing wrong with chrome
36:31 <TheRon> he wishes
36:39 <Lumeah> can't you click it anyways
37:19 <Lumeah> your smarts it says what i searched for
37:51 <PietSAbabe> Thanks :P
38:00 <TheRon> on how i met your mother, who's the mother?
38:00 <Ana_Ng> the girl in the band
38:00 <TheRon> what band?
38:04 <TheRon> robert palmer - johnny and mary
38:09 <Lumeah> why are the hardest days to get up the ones where you win battles?
38:22 <Lumeah> No babe :P
38:38 <Lumeah> *problem
38:56 <stebie> no babe no problem
39:00 <TheRon> i haven't seen it i was curious
39:00 <Ana_Ng> well she doesn't really show up until the last few episodes
39:00 <Ana_Ng> i can explain the whole thing though
39:00 <Ana_Ng> having seen the last 5 or episodes
39:08 <TheRon> mo money mo problems
39:40 <Lumeah> hi stebie :P
40:00 <TheRon> i watched one with the indian from harold and kumar in it
40:57 <Lumeah> ohh was frosty this morning
41:00 <TheRon> how man bond themes did duran duran do?
41:00 <Ana_Ng> oh ok
41:00 <Ana_Ng> one?
41:00 <TheRon> i don't know i watch sporadically
41:01 <Lumeah> o0o0hh
41:52 <milk> I got 99 problems but a bitch aint one
42:00 <TheRon> oh you mena one bond theme?
42:00 <Ana_Ng> yeah
42:00 <TheRon> i honestly don't know i thought they did a couple of them
42:00 <Ana_Ng> just a guess
42:00 <TheRon> i'm listening to a view to a kill
42:26 <Lumeah> me the same haha! :P
42:30 <TheRon> how good are papdums??
42:35 <TheRon> how good are papadums??
42:37 <Lumeah> i an't got no bitch either :P haha
42:55 <PietSAbabe> There not enuff popadum to share around.
43:00 <TheRon> not that there's anything wrong with it
43:00 <TheRon> b1 how many bond themes did duran duran do?
43:32 <Lumeah> aww pretty sunset
43:44 <TheRon> bit overcast
44:03 <TheRon> woo hoo
44:04 Join: Fez ([email protected]) to #melbourne
44:08 <TheRon> afternoon delight
45:00 <Ana_Ng> well good luck
45:00 <Ana_Ng> i am off to the land of nod
45:00 <TheRon> bit early
45:09 <Lumeah> hi fez
45:23 <Fez> Hi lumeah
45:27 <Fez> Hows u
46:00 <Ana_Ng> not here
46:00 <Ana_Ng> with job in the morning
46:00 <Ana_Ng> midnight
47:00 <Ana_Ng> so long :)
47:00 <TheRon> night
47:04 <stebie> hi Lumeah
47:10 <stebie> are you going to be my new sister?
47:22 <TheRon> is that code?
47:39 <Lumeah> lol
47:42 <Lumeah> funny
48:00 <Bastardly_One> bah!
48:00 <PandasDontDrive> o yea so full of pascetti
48:08 <stebie> i've never had a sister
48:11 <stebie> we can have sleepovers
48:17 <Lumeah> do you want me to be a sister stebie?
48:20 <Lumeah> lol..
48:42 <stebie> the question should be: do you want to be stuck with Pieter?
48:45 <TheRon> saturday night's alright for fighting
48:51 <Lumeah> haHAHAHA
49:00 <PandasDontDrive> xD
49:00 <PandasDontDrive> it is almost thief time
49:00 <Bastardly_One> she's weak ... I went to bed at 3:30 ... woke up at 7am
49:00 <PandasDontDrive> i woke up at 8
49:00 <TheRon> by choice?
49:00 <PandasDontDrive> then went back to sleep till midday
49:00 <stop-snitchin-stop-lyin> DIS shit is da shit 
49:00 <stop-snitchin-stop-lyin> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mM0-ZU8njdo
49:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Puff Daddy/Faith Evans/112 - I'll Be Missing You (May 14, 2009) 4:33 - Category: Music - 48,403,300 views - 164,495 likes (98.4%), 2,605 dislikes (1.6%)
49:00 <Bastardly_One> as if by choixe
49:00 <Bastardly_One> *choice
49:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
49:08 <stebie> thought so
49:30 <TheRon> what am i fucking invisible? :)
49:47 <Lumeah> aww everyone can't be boring :P
49:51 <Lumeah> you aren't hi TheRon
50:00 <Bastardly_One> Wednesdays are offically known as the battle of the bitches
50:00 <Bastardly_One> one of my teachers and I clash more than we don't
50:00 <stop-snitchin-stop-lyin> stop-snitchin-stop-lyin
50:13 <Lumeah> aww the moon is pretty
50:16 <PietSAbabe> Pfft @ you laughing at being stuck with me
50:21 <PietSAbabe> Fuck you !
50:23 <TheRon> if you go TheRon you can't go wrong
50:45 <Lumeah> im laughing at thinking im just as annoying :P
50:53 <Lumeah> yes please fuck me :P
51:00 <PandasDontDrive> weds rules
51:00 <faux> So you're calling yourself a bitch lol
51:00 <PandasDontDrive> RULZ
51:00 <PandasDontDrive> thief rulz
51:00 <PandasDontDrive> PASCETTI RULES!
51:00 <TheRon> steve buscemi rules
51:00 <Bastardly_One> yes I am faux
51:00 <Bastardly_One> gotta be honest yes? :P
51:07 * Lumeah *licks PietSAbabe*
51:16 <TheRon> i'll drink a slab and come over
51:35 <Lumeah> ... A slab?
51:41 <Lumeah> ....oh...
51:46 <TheRon> what?
51:59 <PietSAbabe> Really wish I didnt get rid of my 15m hdmi cable
52:00 <faux> Teehee
52:00 <Bastardly_One> but seriously, I'll give you an example of what she's like
52:08 <Lumeah> awwwss
52:10 <PietSAbabe> Fuckin so expensive, this is pooey
52:12 <Lumeah> buy a new ones
52:13 <Lumeah> :P
52:19 <Lumeah> ok
52:24 <PietSAbabe> Ill have to tomorrow
52:40 <Lumeah> how much are they ?
52:51 <TheRon> 10 bucks
53:00 <Bastardly_One> I answered her questions perfectly and she sat there picking the shit out of them to the point the quiet guy pipes up aggressively with " I thought his answers were great"
53:00 <stop-snitchin-stop-lyin> dis shit right here nigga dis shit here dis right here nigga dis shit is da shit 
53:00 <stop-snitchin-stop-lyin> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SL_TCO1fNHg
53:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Tupac - Hellrazor (Mar 1, 2009) 4:16 - Category: Music - 326,455 views - 1,062 likes (98.8%), 13 dislikes (1.2%)
53:00 <stop-snitchin-stop-lyin> hell mother fuking razor 
53:08 <Lumeah> 500?
54:13 <TheRon> i slept with a chick once, left the cab fare on the dresser
54:20 <TheRon> sweet or misguided?
54:22 <PietSAbabe> $150
54:32 <Lumeah> whens our irc marridge PietSAbabe?
54:34 <Lumeah> P
54:53 <TheRon> i love a piss up when is it?
54:57 <PietSAbabe> Plus i gotta spend another $299 on a new screen
55:00 <DemonsRun> That's what teachers do. They teach. If that's how she does it then deal with it
55:00 <Googie85> stop-snitchin-stop-lyin - "westside" "nigga"
55:00 <Bastardly_One> no, her issue is she's a high school teacher
55:13 <Lumeah> whats wrong with this one?
55:30 <TheRon> i got two spare tv's want one??
55:39 <PietSAbabe> Projection screen , i want a bigger one
56:00 <Bastardly_One> and treats adults like high school students
56:00 <Bastardly_One> and stop-snitchin-stop-lyin, get some real rap into you
56:00 <Bastardly_One> like this 
56:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XQv471q4m2s
56:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Immortal Technique - Bin Laden (Remix) ft. KRS-One, Chuck D Music Video (Dec 20, 2011) 4:09 - Category: Music - 13,568 views - 159 likes (95.2%), 8 dislikes (4.8%)
56:00 <Bastardly_One> Immortal Technique is da man 
56:00 <TheRon> i'm hating all this negativity
56:15 Join: Pyro- ([email protected]) to #melbourne
56:45 <Lumeah> hi Pyro-
56:55 <Pyro-> heya Lumeah .. how goes?
57:00 <Bastardly_One> bin Laden didn't knock down the projects, it was you nigga
57:00 <TheRon> so reminds me of borat
57:02 <Lumeah> I want I want I want I want
57:04 Join: Ana_Ng ([email protected]) to #melbourne
57:07 <TheRon> on a hot summer night would you offer your throat to the wolf with the red roses??
57:18 <Lumeah> yeah it goes ok Pyro- :)
57:32 <Lumeah> different song
57:34 <Pyro-> excellent
58:00 <Pieter> COS PIETER TASTES GREAT !
58:04 <TheRon> you took the words right out of my mouth
58:05 <Ana_Ng> who is this wolf
58:24 <Lumeah> must have been while you where kissing me
58:36 <TheRon> no idea who the wolf is
59:00 <DemonsRun> You bitch more than a highschool girl so maybe she has reason to treat you the way she does
59:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0covqFgeqis
59:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The White Shadow - Monumental feat. KRS 1, Bigg Limn, Raekwon, Immortal Technique (Jan 6, 2013) 4:43 - Category: Music - 7,224 views - 82 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
59:57 Nick: DragonMaster is now known as DragonM|A
00:00 <PandasDontDrive> well Bastardly_One
00:00 <PandasDontDrive> you did admit that it's boring because you already know everything
00:00 <PandasDontDrive> so, just saying, part of it could be your attitude?
00:00 <PandasDontDrive> :P
00:10 <TheRon> the start of that song sounds like he's finding if she will do oral sex
00:29 <TheRon> could be wrong
00:49 <Lumeah> well what does she get out of it!??
00:51 <Lumeah> :P
00:57 <TheRon> i dunno
01:00 <Bastardly_One> not in this case ... other people mention it to me in breaks even
01:00 <PandasDontDrive> ah
01:00 <PandasDontDrive> kill her.
01:00 <PandasDontDrive> and your housemate like I told you to, ages go!
01:00 <TheRon> how about the footy
01:00 <PandasDontDrive> kill it.
01:03 <Fez> Cum?
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01:30 <Lumeah> http://picpaste.com/IMAG0097_1_-rIUy9oGJ.jpg <<<< seee frost
02:00 <Bastardly_One> she's alright when we get along ... I don't think it's even that intentional by her 
02:00 <PandasDontDrive> is she fuckable
02:00 <TheRon> you sleeping with her yet?
02:00 <PandasDontDrive> maybe she needs her doorknob dusted
02:01 <Lumeah> not fex
02:07 <Lumeah> fez not what she wants
02:15 <Fez> U sure?
02:30 <Lumeah> not unless it's her cumming :P
02:45 <Fez> Mmm
02:46 <Fez> Yum
03:00 <Bastardly_One> those two posts were that stupid I'm not even giving them  shake of the hed
03:00 <Bastardly_One> *head
03:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
03:00 <TheRon> you didn't sleep with her then?
03:12 <TheRon> lumeah it'll be a night you'll never forget
03:26 <TheRon> we're getting take away and doing it twice
03:28 <Lumeah> yeah maybe for the wrong reasons :P
03:34 Nick: DragonM|A is now known as DragonMaster
03:52 <Lumeah> TheRon ... we're?
04:00 <TheRon> who's gonna drive you home...tonight?
04:05 <TheRon> that ok?
04:57 <Lumeah> i think im alredy takens :P
04:59 <TheRon> what can i say, i'm a romantic
05:00 <PandasDontDrive> shhhh
05:00 <Serenity> well if you're anything irl like you are here... im not sure what you say about the teacher is an accurate description cause you do it here too.. say something thats weird or wrong.. someone says so.. you argue the point for 4 days
05:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
05:00 <Serenity> aaannd im scrolled up
05:00 <Serenity> all good
05:00 <PandasDontDrive> LOL
05:00 <PandasDontDrive> GOTTA SCROLL BABY
05:00 <PandasDontDrive> IT'S GONNA BE A SCROLL BABY!
05:00 <TheRon> mmmmmm scroll
06:00 <Serenity> cinnamon scroll
06:00 <TheRon> indeed
06:00 <TheRon> carlton gonna get smashed
06:25 <Lumeah> lol
06:34 <Lumeah> next song
06:58 <Lumeah> now!!!
07:00 <Lumeah> :P
07:00 <Bastardly_One> lol Serenity
07:03 <TheRon> new order - bizarre love triangle
07:15 <TheRon> pipe down woman
07:23 <Lumeah> pardon?
07:29 <Lumeah> ok ,, no date for you
07:30 <Lumeah> :P
07:35 <TheRon> damn it
07:46 <Lumeah> sillly silllly silllly man.
08:00 <Bastardly_One> but no, I know when not to argue
08:00 <Serenity> do you?
08:00 <Serenity> lol
08:00 <PandasDontDrive> im not like this irl
08:00 <PandasDontDrive> well cept to like sezz in pm
08:00 <PandasDontDrive> ^15
08:00 <PandasDontDrive> ya'll can shew my asshole
08:02 <TheRon> treat em mean keep em keen
08:13 <Lumeah> ppphht!
08:20 <Lumeah> nah ahhh
08:28 <TheRon> no?
08:57 <TheRon> i'm fabio the most beautiful man in the cosmos
09:00 <Serenity> everyones whos met me off here has said 'you talk like you type' lol.. not sure if insult or not.. whatevs
09:00 <PandasDontDrive> me?
09:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm identical apparently but I do think I'm less argumentive in real life
09:00 <PandasDontDrive> oh u
09:00 <PandasDontDrive> ahahaha
09:00 <PandasDontDrive> ME READ BAD
09:00 <TheRon> people have no idea about me
09:14 <Lumeah> i dunlike Fabio
09:30 <TheRon> not even fabio minor?
09:42 * Lumeah goes and hides behind stebie
10:00 <PandasDontDrive> yer well im just a jovial individual
10:00 <Serenity> one would hope so Bastardly_One
10:00 <TheRon> beer boobs and sport
10:00 <Serenity> mmm boobs
10:00 <Bastardly_One> I'd be in ICU 50 times over if I was don't you think?
10:27 Join: beehhh ([email protected]) to #melbourne
10:36 <beehhh> monster
10:37 <TheRon> yet pieter doesn't scare you
10:48 <beehhh> Im aiming for darwin alone
10:58 <PietSAbabe> How can someone as sexy as I be scary
11:00 <Bastardly_One> she even puts on a tone that is very much like talking to kids
11:04 <PietSAbabe> Im a teddy bear:)
11:07 <beehhh> not many chinese but some filos there
11:15 Quit: Ana_Ng ([email protected]) Quit: MANNequin: theres a god damned l8 channel?
11:26 <Lumeah> nice and cuddly
12:00 <Bastardly_One> she's a single mum with a young son and apparently done a bit of high school teaching according to a another male teacher who teaches her in some class
12:00 <Bastardly_One> like he thinks she's a bit of a ditz who never shuts up too 
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12:16 <TheRon> the boys are back in town
12:18 <beehhh> Darwin has the only survived quantas hanger there after th jap's bombing and the cyclone
12:32 <beehhh> cuntus
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13:00 <PandasDontDrive> sigh
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> well
13:10 <beehhh> 1600 new people moving to victoria every week
13:17 Quit: ITaL^GuY ([email protected]) Quit:
13:19 <TheRon> damn
13:26 <beehhh> 1400's in perth
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14:00 <TheRon> hows that chick at cafe primo going?
14:00 <PandasDontDrive> I personally wouldnt study anything that by the time I've finished study enough and am looking for employment, I'm way above the age brac they're looking for
14:00 <Bastardly_One> do what?
14:00 <PandasDontDrive> multi media
14:28 <TheRon> Ana_Ng: quiz me
14:57 <beehhh> http://oi62.tinypic.com/2yy35ld.jpg
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> it'd only be a hobby for me, that sorta thing
15:00 <[Maverick]> <Bastardly_One> but no, I know when not to argue
15:00 <[Maverick]> jesus christ 
15:00 <Bastardly_One> I was saying "do what?" to run ... it's like what the fuck?
15:00 <[Maverick]> can you talk anymore bullshit? 
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> oh
15:00 <Bastardly_One> but nuh Pandas it's never too late
15:00 <TheRon> is this argument about nude chicks?
15:00 <Bastardly_One> I can put you onto a couple of good places to get work from home in those areas too
15:16 <TheRon> seriously creepy
15:41 <Lumeah> ohhh im sure you could scare the shit out of someone if you wanted to PietSAbabe :P lol
15:55 <PietSAbabe> Thats true
15:56 <PietSAbabe> :)
16:00 <Bastardly_One> so TheRon
16:00 <Bastardly_One> Cafe Primo ... wenches ... what?
16:00 <TheRon> carlton ar efucked on fri night
16:00 <PandasDontDrive> my brother does multi media for a living and still has to hold a second job because of how hard it is to find a stable one
16:00 <PandasDontDrive> and he has a fantastic portfolio
16:03 <PietSAbabe> Anyway I need a steak sandwich
16:05 <PietSAbabe> Back soon
16:13 <Lumeah> okies
16:19 <TheRon> STEAK!!
16:58 <TheRon> foo fighters - big me
17:00 <DemonsRun> Yeah [Maverick] I think he can
17:00 <TheRon> never been to cafe primo
17:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm not even gonna fool myself about getting a 9 - 5 job as such
17:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm planning to do it from home for pocket money like I said to ya last night
17:45 <Lumeah> no no...lyrics boy!
17:48 <Lumeah> lyrics
17:49 <Lumeah> !
18:00 <[Maverick]> Bastardly_One: I noticed the other day you were saying "if they allowed you to do the course your way. you would get more done" 
18:00 <TheRon> can we just stick to beer boobs or sports this is getting boring
18:05 Quit: Ana_Ng ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
18:26 <TheRon> big me to talk about it
19:00 <Bastardly_One> so do 8 other students in my class
19:00 <PandasDontDrive> hm
19:00 <[Maverick]> lol... 
19:00 <Bastardly_One> it's hit and miss this year and they admit it 
19:00 <TheRon> black fingernails red wiine
19:00 <[Maverick]> if that was the case.. everyone would engineers.
19:00 <TheRon> any doable chicks in the course?
19:00 <Serenity> most people would get more done if they 'did it their way' but the point is their way isnt the course curriculum
19:00 <DemonsRun> Hit with all but 1
19:00 <Serenity> thats not how life is
19:00 <PandasDontDrive> *sings* I dont wanna huuugg you, no kissing and fucking girl you gotta a boyfriend and he's cute!
19:53 <TheRon> this is a call to my past resignation
20:00 <Bastardly_One> we're their trial group and they say that 
20:00 <PandasDontDrive> I wana give him some homogay tiiime!
20:00 <Bastardly_One> exactly Serenity but it's poorly set out
20:00 <TheRon> not homogay
20:00 <[Maverick]> is it poorly set out because it doesn't suit you> 
20:07 <beehhh> darwin be good
20:18 <TheRon> darwin be boring
20:30 <Lumeah> my feet are cold
20:38 <PandasDontDrive> weeeee
20:39 <Lumeah> servent! warm them!
20:41 <PandasDontDrive> aww
20:42 <beehhh> grand sud's a 100% pure wine
20:45 <PandasDontDrive> i got socks n shoes on ahehehe
20:51 Part: MarkMelb43 ([email protected]) from #melbourne
21:00 <TheRon> women should know their role :)
21:00 <PandasDontDrive> n very warm jacket n gloves
21:00 <Bastardly_One> negative
21:00 <Serenity> this is what happens when you get a group of people who dont really want to be doing what theyre doing
21:00 <[Maverick]> exactly 
21:00 <TheRon> don't we take responsibilty for our own learning??
21:00 <PandasDontDrive> lolol
21:00 <Bastardly_One> the subjects are either too little to do or too much to do in the set time limits ... and in one class a book on the booklist hasnt even been actually PUBLISHED
21:00 <TheRon> i mean i could be wrong
21:02 <Lumeah> hehe well i did but they where hevey
21:13 <PandasDontDrive> wana wear me lume?
21:22 <PandasDontDrive> ill just take off some panda fur n knit
21:23 <Lumeah> yeah ok pandy ;)
21:24 <beehhh> they have filo hookers but melb got all indian and burmese hooker and bangladesh
21:26 <PandasDontDrive> kk :P
21:28 Quit: DemonsRun ([email protected]) Client exited
21:31 * PandasDontDrive knits a penis warmer
21:32 <PandasDontDrive> oh soz oops
21:37 <Lumeah> awww thanks babe :)
21:40 <Serenity> you dont contain enough meth for her
21:46 <Lumeah> haha
21:59 <beehhh> people are selling illegal weapons on melbourne street
22:00 <[Maverick]> Well then, stop yah bellyaching about it.. and change courses
22:00 <[Maverick]> or will that fuck up your chances of getting more money from clink? 
22:00 <Bastardly_One> TheRon, explain to these people was Fed is like?
22:00 <TheRon> FU?
22:00 <Bastardly_One> *what Fed is like
22:00 <Bastardly_One> uh huh 
22:00 <Bastardly_One> it's pretty disorganised correct?
22:00 <TheRon> that pretty much says it all
22:10 <Serenity> no one gives a fuck beehhh
22:12 <TheRon> i don't do drugs
22:16 <Lumeah> people are ignoreing people
22:22 <TheRon> this is just my award winning personality
22:38 <beehhh> 5000 knuckle dusters got hauled
22:46 <Lumeah> TheRon where did this ego come from?
22:53 <TheRon> beer
22:56 <Lumeah> lol
23:00 <[Maverick]> well.. 
23:00 <[Maverick]> change 
23:00 <DemonsRun> He enjoys bitching too much
23:00 <Bastardly_One> it's the only Uni in Ballarat tool
23:01 <Lumeah> ooooooohhhhh
23:01 <TheRon> whoops thats a drug
23:07 <Lumeah> what beer?
23:08 Join: Maurice ([email protected]) to #melbourne
23:16 <TheRon> carlton draught
23:18 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o Maurice
23:24 <beehhh> http://www.sbs.com.au/news/article/2014/05/01/weapons-seizure-may-be-victorias-largest
23:35 <TheRon> because of the ads i wanna give carlton mids a try
23:44 Quit: Maurice ([email protected]) EOF from client
23:52 <Lumeah> i like crownies
23:58 <TheRon> those ads crack me up
23:59 <Lumeah> :P
24:00 <Bastardly_One> and I like the discipline of classes Vs online
24:00 <DemonsRun> He said change courses.
24:00 <[Maverick]> but... 
24:00 <TheRon> you could do stuff at deakin or la trobe on your own time
24:00 <DemonsRun> Not change where.
24:00 <[Maverick]> you don't like the discipline of it if your bitching about it
24:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah, online TheRon
24:00 <TheRon> well!
24:00 <[Maverick]> and.. 
24:00 <TheRiddler> hallo
24:00 <Bastardly_One> I like the discpline of classes ... I don't enjoy how disorganised this course is 
24:03 <TheRon> nice
24:18 Join: Maurice ([email protected]) to #melbourne
24:18 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o Maurice
24:21 <Lumeah> and gloursh
24:21 <TheRon> my fave beer is little creatures pilsner
24:23 <Lumeah> lol
24:43 <Lumeah> my fave was home made stout
24:49 <beehhh> i heard aboriginals and torres islanders have improved their literacy n numouracy skills
24:49 <TheRon> whenever i see the carlton mid ads i see my brother
25:00 <[Maverick]> is it a diploma 
25:00 <[Maverick]> > 
25:00 <DemonsRun> Hai TheRiddler 
25:00 <[Maverick]> ? 
25:00 <PandasDontDrive> sif something wrong with online
25:00 <Bastardly_One> not hard to understand is it?
25:00 <PandasDontDrive> im gonna do online
25:00 <Bastardly_One> nothing wrong with online at all 
25:00 <Serenity> my first unit is online
25:00 <Bastardly_One> I just prefer classes
25:00 <PandasDontDrive> i did yr 10 homeschool
25:00 <Bastardly_One> I get more done
25:00 <PandasDontDrive> was sick
25:00 <DemonsRun> He means, an online course would mean he wouldn't get it done while having too much time to talk shit on here
25:00 <PandasDontDrive> SMOKE WHEN I WANTED TO BITCH
25:00 <DemonsRun> As per classes he has to do the work
25:13 <beehhh> thor grew up in darwin
25:38 <TheRon> beehhh: i heard we actually gave a shit
26:00 <TheRon> does the class have hot chicks in it??
26:00 <[Maverick]> I was under the impression you were doing a BA? 
26:00 <Bastardly_One> bascically DemonsRun
26:00 <DemonsRun> Nailed it
26:00 <Bastardly_One> near enough anyway ... I do get distracted more at home
26:00 <Serenity> man studying is gonna be so good here
26:02 <beehhh> may be you should sometimes
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26:11 <TheRon> harley and rose they just lost it for a while
26:18 <Serenity> beehhh fuck up about it you dont live here and you never will one more fucken weird australian trivia word out of you and you are gone for good to reside in #cats with the rest of the freaks
26:34 <fawks> Lool
26:45 <beehhh> oh Serenity i didnt see that one comming
27:00 <Serenity> i get 6 hours a day all to my self
27:00 <Serenity> 5 days a week
27:00 <DemonsRun> Well *I* like the fact you do classes
27:00 <[Maverick]> of course you do... reading your housemates ail etc 
27:00 <Bastardly_One> that dude is asking for a punch in the face but that's another story
27:00 <TheRiddler> what are you studying sezz?
27:00 <DemonsRun> One we don't care to read
27:00 <Serenity> psychology ash
27:00 <Bastardly_One> that was the best news I heard yesterday all day I reckon Serenity
27:00 <TheRiddler> ahh
27:00 <TheRiddler> through tafe or uni?
27:00 <Serenity> well my study period doesnt start until jun 2nd but thats what i will be studying
27:02 <Serenity> you should have after the 3 millionth time youve been told to shut the fuck up
27:06 <beehhh> my gf from russia with love who rescuded me with a chopper to rescue the prison
27:15 <Lumeah> oooooooook
27:23 * Lumeah goes and hides behind stebie
27:27 <Serenity> your gf id made up
27:30 <Serenity> is*
27:39 <TheRon> is stebie like a big bloke??
27:45 <Lumeah> dunno
27:54 <beehhh> he sure eats like one
27:56 <Lumeah> its irc dude i dun care
28:00 <Serenity> uni
28:00 <Serenity> its a BA
28:00 <Bastardly_One> June 2nd
28:00 <Bastardly_One> shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit
28:00 <TheRiddler> cool
28:00 <Bastardly_One> that means end of semester soon 
28:00 <DemonsRun> Turn heater on. Get too hot
28:00 <DemonsRun> Turn it off
28:00 <DemonsRun> Freeze
28:00 <TheRon> wilson phillips - hold on
28:00 <Bastardly_One> where the fuck did the year go?
28:00 <Serenity> yuck i hate heaters
28:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah same up here DemonsRun
28:10 <fawks> Where is Maurice I have a pic for her
28:14 <Serenity> its your bfs brother you should care
28:22 <Serenity> Maurice is probably off covering herself in cats
28:25 <Maurice> I'm here
28:30 <beehhh> hes my bf
28:31 <fawks> http://i.imgur.com/84aoPgk.jpg
28:31 <TheRon> cat lady??
28:33 <fawks> ^
28:37 <TheRon> like off the simpsons??
28:47 <Maurice> God hes yum
28:50 <Serenity> ermergerd
28:54 <Maurice> That used to be my wallpaper until Cam complained
28:55 <Serenity> i would lick the fuck out of him
29:00 <DemonsRun> Ours is on our way out Serenity 
29:00 <Serenity> kids were cold yesterday morning so i put the heater on in the car
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> it's only the end of the fourth month of the year
29:00 <Serenity> nearly died
29:00 <DemonsRun> Matts dad has a spare, I'm hoping to god it doesn't fit
29:00 <Bastardly_One> fucking cold as today
29:00 <DemonsRun> I want a wood heater
29:00 <Serenity> woof fire i can deal with
29:00 <Serenity> i hate gas and electric heaters
29:00 <Serenity> they make me feel suffocated
29:00 <DemonsRun> Same
29:00 <DemonsRun> But it's all we got
29:00 <Serenity> woof,,, kik
29:00 <Serenity> lol*
29:08 <fawks> oh I thought it was a new pic
29:10 <Lumeah> hee hee... migt have another person in my ignore list soon.
29:12 <fawks> For ball cancer or something
29:14 <TheRon> ladies please@@
29:19 <beehhh> yum
29:25 <fawks> hee hee no one gives a ffuc
29:25 <Serenity> stop being a passive agreesive fuckhead and just do it Lumeah
29:37 <Lumeah> do what?
29:46 <fawks> Neck yourself
29:47 <TheRon> i found that photo offensive
29:51 <Serenity> whoever you keep hinting that youre going to ignore
29:53 <beehhh> yeah
29:56 <TheRon> i mean he makes me look bad
29:58 <Serenity> youve said it twice now
29:59 <Serenity> do it
30:00 <TheRon> which harold and kumar is the best?
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> third
30:03 <beehhh> makes me go bazzak
30:13 <fawks> lol theron
31:00 <TheRon> thats guantanemo??
31:00 <JimmyJack> eggplant lasagne currently in creation
31:01 <Serenity> i want to see behind the hands
31:02 <beehhh> good news if you settle in darwin from another state you'll get extra levy
31:29 <beehhh> shes busy eating his ass looks to me
31:30 <Maurice> That was his actual gf at the times hands
31:36 <Maurice> Victorias Secret model >.<
31:43 <Serenity> slut
32:00 Kick: beehhh was kicked by ChanOP ([Serenity] i told you to fucking quit it)
32:00 <TheRon> i liked white castle
32:45 Join: Ana_Ng ([email protected]) to #melbourne
32:49 <TheRon> i left mt heart to the sappers around khe sanh
33:00 <DemonsRun> That's... Disgusting Lumeah 
33:00 <Serenity> no its NOT
33:00 <DemonsRun> IS
33:00 <Serenity> omg eggplant yummm
33:00 <TheRon> lumeah??
33:00 <DemonsRun> I have chicken shep pie in the oven
33:00 <Serenity> my ex's mum makes me this awesome eggplant 'lasagne' thats not its official name but i cant remembe what its called
33:00 <DemonsRun> I don't even want it. I just want a drink! Lol
33:00 <Serenity> and my god its delicious
33:00 <Bastardly_One> yum!
33:00 <TheRiddler> the afl app now live streams games sezz
33:00 <Serenity> oh wicket
33:00 <TheRon> i need meat
33:00 <Serenity> wicked..
33:27 * Lumeah was late looking at the last link.... ohhhhhh yeahhhhhhhhhh..... tho he must! need to hands to cover up certain aapendages.
33:49 <TheRon> well the last plane out of sydney's almost gone.......
33:57 <Ana_Ng> What is the oldest continually habited capital city in the world?
34:00 <TheRon> wicket?
34:00 <stop-snitchin-stop-lyin> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bxc-HLtsHrY
34:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: 2Pac ft. Eminem - 'Broken Wings' (CDQ) (Miqu Remix) (Jul 23, 2011) 3:16 - Category: Music - 803,726 views - 3,249 likes (97.7%), 75 dislikes (2.3%)
34:00 <DemonsRun> Ik what it is Serenity, mum makes it. I've tried it, yuk!
34:00 <TheRon> the only broken wings is by mister mister
34:00 <Serenity> something wrong with youuuu
34:00 <Serenity> though ShadowLurker doesnt like it either
34:10 <TheRon> cairo
34:32 <TheRon> jeruslulem
34:50 <TheRon> beijing
35:00 <Serenity> i think its scrumptious
35:00 <TheRiddler> https://id.afl.com.au/livepass
35:00 <TheRon> i want bacon in everything
35:00 <Serenity> mmm bacon
35:00 <Serenity> i put bacon in my bolognese last time
35:00 <Serenity> it tasted pretty good
35:07 <TheRon> timbuktu
35:18 <milk> I invented a 15 second testicle cancer cure
35:45 <PandasDontDrive> fucking ifone
35:57 <PandasDontDrive> still no sound from music and youtube vids
35:58 <PandasDontDrive> ffs
36:00 <Bastardly_One> you people are making me hungry
36:00 <TheRon> yep everytime
36:00 <Bastardly_One> it's only 6:30ish 
36:00 <Bastardly_One> way too early for dinner
36:00 <TheRon> i made soup and bread
36:00 <Serenity> omg
36:00 <Serenity> i should make pumpkin soup
36:00 <Bastardly_One> that's what I want 
36:00 <Bastardly_One> I think
36:00 <Serenity> my pumpkin soup is delish
36:07 <Serenity> sell it and get a samsung
36:07 <TheRon> when i see you smile i can face the world
36:07 <PandasDontDrive> every other sound works, ringtone etc
36:08 <Ana_Ng> jerusalem is close
36:13 <Maurice> Smash it and get a samsug*
36:15 <Serenity> israel?
36:17 <Maurice> Sung*
36:20 <Lumeah> i fill my phone up with apps. it fucks up aswell
36:20 <Maurice> Goddamn
36:20 <PandasDontDrive> was gonna upgrade but had stuff to buy lol
36:21 <Ana_Ng> delete and re-install the apps
36:28 <PandasDontDrive> I WAS THE FIRST ONE HERE TO HAVE A SAMSUNG
36:38 <PandasDontDrive> when u were all going on about how android is shit and ifones r tha bomb
36:43 <Lumeah> i have a HTC
36:44 <Serenity> excuse me
36:49 <PandasDontDrive> *huffs and puffs and jizzes*
36:50 <TheRon> baghdad?
36:50 <Serenity> ive always had samsung and android
36:53 <Serenity> you take that back
36:55 <Maurice> I have never had an iPhone
36:59 <PandasDontDrive> i got galaxy s on day one
37:00 <TheRon> pumpkin soup takes like 30 mins
37:00 <PandasDontDrive> mmmm punkun soup!
37:00 <Bastardly_One> more I think about it the more I think I want it 
37:00 <TheRon> i make mine with onion curry powder and ginger
37:02 <Maurice> Never wanted one
37:07 <PandasDontDrive> only have this cause mum gave it to me haha
37:07 <TheRon> jordan?
37:13 <PandasDontDrive> went for a yr without a fone and it was ace
37:18 <PandasDontDrive> i take it back
37:23 * PandasDontDrive and staaaab yew sezz
37:26 <Serenity> i had an iphone like 7 years ago when they first came out got rid of it and bought a $50 replacement until andoird phones came out
37:26 <milk> bitches love cake
37:29 <TheRon> syria?
37:34 <PandasDontDrive> i better go babez n homogays <3
37:39 <Ana_Ng> whats the capital
37:39 <PandasDontDrive> U WIN
37:41 <TheRon> damascus?
37:46 <Ana_Ng> theron winz
37:47 <PandasDontDrive> now show me TheRons moob
37:48 <PandasDontDrive> or die.
37:50 <PandasDontDrive> ;)
37:53 <TheRon> dear god
37:59 <Lumeah> lol
38:00 <unlimited_wanks> anyone had this b4? http://www.earthimages.com.au/store/norfolk_punch.html
38:00 <unlimited_wanks> think they used to sell it in coles years ago
38:00 <TheRon> WHERE'S YOUR HEAD AT?!!!!!
38:00 <unlimited_wanks> monkeys are after me =/
38:00 <Serenity> i did roasted pumpkin last time
38:00 <Serenity> it was good
38:15 <TheRon> nobody wants to see moob
38:22 <TheRon> boobs on the other hand
38:40 <Lumeah> men get offended if you sqeeze there moobs..
38:53 * Lumeah thinks this is silly.
38:57 <TheRon> i walk down the street they rub my head
39:00 <TheRon> i'd roast some capsicum at the same time
39:00 <Serenity> yeah that would be nice
39:02 <TheRon> whats that about
40:00 <Loof> i want minestrone
40:00 <TheRon> i had a nice chicken ceasar salad last night
40:00 <Loof> Lan makes it awesome
40:00 <PandasDontDrive> fkn hell
40:00 <PandasDontDrive> i already had dinner now ur making me want to eat lol
40:00 <Serenity> ive never actually made minestrone before
40:00 <TheRon> drizzled in olive oil and lemon juice
40:41 <Ana_Ng> which female artist has sold the most albums worldwide?
40:46 <Lumeah> pink
40:57 <TheRon> it's not madonna
40:58 <Lumeah> bette middler
41:00 <Lumeah> ahh ok
41:00 <Loof> so filling and awesome
41:00 <Serenity> i love a good minestrone
41:00 <Loof> same
41:00 <TheRon> chicken or beef stock?
41:05 <Ana_Ng> theron winz
41:07 <Ana_Ng> it is madonna
41:13 <Lumeah> ok
41:21 <Lumeah> all the gay people
41:29 <Ana_Ng> some say it's nana mouskouri
41:41 <TheRon> i was thinking a greek chick
42:00 <Serenity> for what
42:00 <TheRon> the minestrone
42:16 <Lumeah> PandasDontDrive my feet still cold :P
42:50 <Lumeah> where the pandy suit slippers?
42:55 <TheRon> lumeah i'm listening to dannii minogue
42:58 <PietSAbabe> Soooo cold outside:((((
43:00 <Serenity> oh no idea never made it
43:01 <PietSAbabe> Soooooooo cooold
43:01 <TheRon> this is it
43:13 <PietSAbabe> *shivers thinking about it*
43:19 <Lumeah> was frozty at work this morning
43:20 <PietSAbabe> Oh wait thats my stutter
43:23 <TheRon> looked so hot in that bikini
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43:40 Join: yehmate ([email protected]) to #melbourne
43:40 Mode: (by ChanOP) +b *!*@110.144.90C7F5.E01D24
43:40 Kick: yehmate was kicked by ChanOP (go away gambler you are perm banned)
43:41 <Lumeah> did i ? thanks TheRon
43:53 <TheRon> you were in that clip?
43:57 <TheRon> nice
44:00 <TheRon> i make a soup with vegies tomato and a beef bone
44:09 <Lumeah> ROF! @gambler
44:21 <TheRon> a try hard
44:31 <TheRon> or just an arsehole
45:10 <Lumeah> wow boltamore snow.
45:17 <PietSAbabe> Whats with the incest in neighbours
45:26 <PietSAbabe> Step sons fucking step daughters
45:28 <TheRon> geez
45:35 <TheRon> i would
45:43 <PietSAbabe> Oh and a brother who is his dad
46:01 <TheRon> has ramsay st moved to tasmania?
46:22 <Ana_Ng> steps would make it not incest
46:24 <Lumeah> incest in neighbours!! WTF
46:29 <Serenity> you know step relations arent related right...
46:49 <TheRon> i'm not sure he does
46:57 <Lumeah> thats just fucked it's was a nice show once
47:02 <Serenity> well clearly not if hes using the word incest
47:22 <TheRon> like a virgin, getting fucked for the very first time
47:38 <Lumeah> to late!
47:45 <TheRon> is that the lyrics
47:54 <Serenity> no lol
48:00 <TheRon> so close
48:07 <Lumeah> lol
48:15 <PietSAbabe> Ohh man , yep steak , its a steak night people
48:21 <Lumeah> ncie
48:23 <Lumeah> nice
48:36 <PietSAbabe> You gotta go slaughter a cow and eat some !
48:44 * Lumeah steals PietSAbabe food
48:58 Quit: milk ([email protected]) Quit: Leaving
49:00 <Lumeah> hey pandy! :)
49:00 <TheRiddler> https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10151412221062804&set=a.10150418696347804.358471.308344782803&type=1&theater
49:14 <PietSAbabe> What food , its gone , didnt last long ,i want another:(
49:26 <Lumeah> awww
49:31 <Lumeah> go get another
49:41 <Lumeah> get me one to :P
49:52 <TheRon> just like a prayer, i will take you there
49:55 <PietSAbabe> Get your own !!
50:00 <TheRon> the whitlams - melbourne
50:08 <Lumeah> lol knew you would say that :P
50:15 <PietSAbabe> :)
51:05 <TheRon> lumeah can i come around and park my arse and you feed me beers?
51:23 <Lumeah> oh Grand Designs
51:32 <Lumeah> no
51:37 <TheRon> damn
51:38 <Lumeah> buger off
51:42 <Lumeah> lol
51:56 <TheRon> i'll bring flowers
52:00 <Bastardly_One> what about the owner of the Clippers?
52:00 <TheRon> that racist cunt
52:00 <Bastardly_One> you can't even have a private racist convo with your half caste wife anymore it seems
52:00 <Bastardly_One> but yes ... he deserves what he gets
52:00 <TheRon> nope
52:15 * Lumeah *looks around*
52:35 <TheRon> no good?
52:46 <Lumeah> please dun bring jewlery next...
53:00 <TheRon> gonna be hard to get rid of him
53:00 <stop-snitchin-stop-lyin> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bxc-HLtsHrY
53:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: 2Pac ft. Eminem - 'Broken Wings' (CDQ) (Miqu Remix) (Jul 23, 2011) 3:16 - Category: Music - 803,726 views - 3,249 likes (97.7%), 75 dislikes (2.3%)
53:00 <TheRon> violence against women australia says no
53:00 <Bastardly_One> not if the players stop thinking about their own pockets for a min
53:00 <Bastardly_One> it's easy
53:20 <TheRon> scotch flavoured chocolates?
53:43 * Excessive sits down with spliff n coffee
53:44 <Ana_Ng> what colour is Pantone 185?
53:49 <Lumeah> earth rocks and metals aren't cool sitting in a jewlery box. after being epsnsive.
53:55 <TheRon> black
54:00 <Bastardly_One> stop winning games
54:00 <Bastardly_One> until he's gone
54:00 <TheRon> clippers won today
54:00 <TheRon> up 3-2
54:00 <Bastardly_One> sure did
54:00 <TheRon> no bogut though
54:00 <TheRon> he's make all the difference
54:07 <TheRon> i have no idea
54:10 <Lumeah> rather have the money
54:34 <TheRon> i'm classy i'll leave the cash on the fridge
54:47 <Ana_Ng> theron has given up
54:49 <Excessive> I mite get sum drinks later ........... who wants to play?
54:49 <Lumeah> wy do i still have my belt on?
55:00 <Bastardly_One> what I think they possibly should of done
55:00 <TheRiddler> https://scontent-a-hkg.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-frc1/t1.0-9/10246614_10152353069214481_3290077507247530910_n.jpg
55:00 <Bastardly_One> was make the fine so big he had to sell
55:00 <TheRon> silver did all he could
55:00 <TheRon> 2.5 million was the max
55:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah unfortunately
55:16 <fawks> Red
55:20 <TheRon> good question
55:25 <Ana_Ng> fawks winz
55:42 <Excessive> RED
55:48 <fawks> I need to pee
55:49 <TheRon> my uncle managed a paint shop he was colour blind
55:54 <fawks> lol
55:56 <fawks> Terrible
56:00 <Bastardly_One> but he even looks like a cunt doesn't he?
56:00 <Bastardly_One> that wife has to be around for the money
56:00 <Breaking`Ban> he looks like he's ready to break out of the skin and show his true reptilian nature at any moment
56:00 <Bastardly_One> they don't even look right together
56:00 <TheRon> there's a meeting coming up, where if 3/4 of the owners agree he will be forced to sell
56:06 <TheRon> they all have codes
57:00 <Bastardly_One> I mean, the coach is black, half the team is black 
57:00 <Bastardly_One> I'd not of played for the cunt 
57:00 <Bastardly_One> in protest ... if not at a vital time of the year
57:00 <TheRon> nah they turned the warm up tops inside out as a protest
57:00 <TheRon> no sponsors
58:00 <TheRon> sterling has always been a tool
58:00 <TheRon> adidas has suspended
58:00 <TheRon> a few sponsors have pulled out
58:00 <TheRon> it's costing sterling money
58:39 <Ana_Ng> i work at a print shop, so there's that
59:00 <TheRiddler> it looked like he got set up for it
59:00 <TheRon> probably, but elgin baylor has come out and said this is nothing new
59:00 <TheRon> he's been doing it for 20 years
59:00 <TheRiddler> yes
59:07 <TheRon> you colour blind
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59:26 <Excessive> I work at my local MP's disciplinary office
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59:44 <TheRon> what number dynasty was the ming dynasty?
00:00 <TheRiddler> I mean they probably wanted it captured
00:00 <TheRon> sterling never wanted to spend money on the clippers that's why they have been shit
00:02 <TheRon> geoff shaw?
00:13 <Ana_Ng> 6
00:22 <TheRon> no idea i was just asking
00:31 <Ana_Ng> no idea
01:00 <TheRon> the guiy is a wanker
01:21 <Lumeah> I WANT FOOD. AND TO BE WARM!
01:25 <Lumeah> NOW!
01:44 <TheRon> i got some soup
02:20 <TheRon> ming what number dynasty
02:46 <Lumeah> needs my old Karate jumper
03:00 <TheRiddler> https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc1/t1.0-9/10155341_10152355559979481_4040341234177913785_n.jpg
03:00 <PandasDontDrive> oh yea
03:00 <PandasDontDrive> warm shower
03:00 <PandasDontDrive> anxiety all gone
03:00 <PandasDontDrive> penis warm
03:00 <Bastardly_One> heh
03:00 <Bastardly_One> thanks for the reminder though
03:00 <Lumeah> lol hi PandasDontDrive
03:00 <Bastardly_One> meds time
03:00 <Bastardly_One> brb
03:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol hey
03:00 <PandasDontDrive> :P
03:00 <Lumeah> :P
03:00 <PandasDontDrive> how r u
03:00 <Lumeah> yeah good..
03:00 <Lumeah> tireds
03:28 <TheRon> my angel is the centerfold
03:39 <Lumeah> cool
03:45 <Reptile> back
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> ehehe
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> ;)
04:50 <TheRon> don't speak, i know what you're saying so please stop explaining
04:55 <Excessive> likin teh AMD machine if it is indeed an AMD
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05:24 <Serenity> DONT TELL ME CAUSE IT HUURTS
05:53 <ooomp> Lies
05:59 <TheRon> ?
06:44 <TheRon> you and me i can see us dying
07:48 <fawks> The right stufffff
07:59 <TheRon> marky mark?
08:14 <TheRon> thats new kids on the block
08:28 <fawks> Yes
08:35 <fawks> Oh oh oh oh ohhh
08:37 <fawks> Oh oh oh ohh
09:13 <TheRon> i had new kids on the block on cassette
09:15 <TheRon> i was 12
09:33 <TheRon> probably younger
10:00 <PandasDontDrive> how the FUCK did i get dc
10:00 <Lumeah> becouse telstra loves you
10:00 <PandasDontDrive> grr
10:00 <PandasDontDrive> ive dropped out a couple times today
10:00 <Lumeah> assholes!!!
10:00 <PandasDontDrive> dunno why the fuck
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10:53 <TheRon> hello
11:00 <PandasDontDrive> its not telstra.
11:00 <Lumeah> no?
11:00 <Fez> Fuck assholes
11:00 <DemonsRun> Reset your modem
11:00 <PandasDontDrive> Reset
11:00 <Lumeah> whos lieing
11:18 <TheRon> i reveal something personal and people run
11:19 <Serenity> marky mark wasnt in nkotb? or did i read you wrong
11:34 <TheRon> yes he was he and donnie
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11:46 <PietSAbabe> Heh
12:00 <Lumeah> i dun lie
12:00 <Lumeah> :P
12:00 <PandasDontDrive> have been thinking about it
12:00 <PandasDontDrive> i did go over stuff earlier and change my pw
12:00 <Lumeah> hi btw stop-snitchin-stop-lyin who ever you are :P
12:00 <PandasDontDrive> reset tomoz i guess if it continues to happen
12:03 <Serenity> uhm donnie was
12:05 Quit: Ana_Ng ([email protected]) Connection closed
12:12 * Reptile is listening to chi
12:26 <Serenity> mark wahlberg was in marky mark and the funky bunch
12:46 <TheRon> i'm drunk what do i know
12:58 <Serenity> they look almost exactly alike tho
13:13 <Reptile> yeh eminem has a song about him
13:33 <TheRon> name the 5 of them
13:54 <Serenity> jonathan jordan joey donnie danny
13:56 <Serenity> booya
14:08 <TheRon> dear god
14:11 <Serenity> lol
14:33 <TheRon> woo hoo flashbeer
15:00 <stop-snitchin-stop-lyin> stop snitchin stop lyin 
15:00 <stop-snitchin-stop-lyin> in stores knows 
15:13 <TheRon> what a feeling
16:00 <Lumeah> i never lied abotu anything
16:00 <PandasDontDrive> he isnt talkin to u
16:00 <stop-snitchin-stop-lyin> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=riWmWb2-g-Y
16:00 <Lumeah> lol
16:00 <Lumeah> ok
16:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Game Stop Snitch Stop Lyin' The DVD (full movie) (Mar 2, 2011) 01:44:46 - Category: People and Blogs - 259,450 views - 1,088 likes (89.2%), 132 dislikes (10.8%)
16:00 <Lumeah> ta
16:00 <PandasDontDrive> he's just some dumb fuck living in the 90s
17:00 <Lumeah> ok
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17:52 <TheRon> take your passion make it happen
17:55 * Reptile is listening to psycho
18:04 <TheRon> who?
18:16 <Reptile> system of a down
18:27 <TheRon> ah yess
18:29 <TheRon> byob
18:44 <Defunct> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b0UeLSMa_gs
18:47 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Smoke Weed Everyday (Hedegaard Remix) Unoffical Music video (Jul 29, 2011) 3:06 - Category: Entertainment - 8,700,216 views - 35,874 likes (97.8%), 791 dislikes (2.2%)
19:00 <Fez> 10
19:13 <Reptile> psycho groupie cocaine crazy
19:29 <simba> Defunct that sux and the quality is really bad
20:16 <Reptile> random itunes songs
20:20 <TheRon> kim wilde - you keep me hanging on
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20:52 <TheRon> who does port play?
21:00 <PandasDontDrive> booooriing
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21:59 Quit: PietSAbabe ([email protected]) EOF from client
22:10 <Pieter> End Of Fuck
22:18 <simba> greater western sydney afl expansion project
22:34 <TheRon> you could win that
22:41 <TheRon> expect a let down
22:50 <TheRon> the grand final wa last week
23:02 <simba> no its round 7
23:08 <Defunct> Afl is the shittest sport. Perhaps golf is more boring to watch
23:18 <Defunct> The game is so disorganised
23:30 <ooomp> As opposed to?
23:31 <TheRon> you gay
23:32 <simba> no it isnt you just dont know the rules
23:45 <simba> no professional sport is unorganised
23:50 <simba> that wouldnt make much sense!!
24:00 <Defunct> That's what you think!
24:04 <Excessive> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TlBIa8z_Mts
24:07 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Genesis - Land Of Confusion (This video contains content not available in your country.) - - -
24:09 <TheRon> geelong loses they stay where they are
24:12 <simba> w/e
24:18 <Defunct> Cool song Excessive
24:30 * Reptile likes replica
24:33 <Defunct> Superman where are you now?
25:08 <TheRon> gwen stefani - cool
25:38 <TheRiddler> as opposed to looking rigged like cricket n soccer?
26:11 <TheRon> so many nerds bitch about sport
26:44 <TheRon> just because they were born unco
27:31 <simba> afl has been rigged like anything else, tanking, illegal third party payments to keep teams together
27:45 <TheRon> carlton
28:18 Quit: TheRon ([email protected]) Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client
28:20 <simba> rigged/fixed isnt the right word for that conversation
28:31 <simba> bye RTon ill miss u
30:56 <Reptile> zero signa
32:04 <Reptile> trime 4 ice ceam
32:10 <simba> hindu hamster
33:03 <Reptile> ice cream
34:54 <Lumeah> i need a shower
37:05 <Lumeah> where i'll be naked and wet :P
37:25 <simba> lol
37:30 <simba> obviously?
37:54 <PandasDontDrive> yea boy
37:57 <PandasDontDrive> got ma kinect
38:00 <stop-snitchin-stop-lyin> http://www.discogs.com/Game-Original-Street-Soundtrack-Stop-Snitchin-Stop-Lyin/release/3701447
38:00 <PandasDontDrive> again!
38:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
38:00 <Lumeah> ahh
38:04 <PandasDontDrive> CHUG MY COCK
38:05 <simba> lol
38:07 <Excessive> nakked n wet
38:09 <PandasDontDrive> because
38:11 <simba> what are you going to play on kinekt
38:18 <PandasDontDrive> Im a chemist i idiot
38:23 <PandasDontDrive> nothin
38:27 <PandasDontDrive> im gonna ring ashlee
38:28 <Lumeah> llol
38:29 <PandasDontDrive> loren
38:32 <PandasDontDrive> then watch a fucken movie
38:33 <PandasDontDrive> LMAO
38:41 <Lumeah> sounds good :P
38:45 <PandasDontDrive> word
38:52 <PandasDontDrive> i hope ashlee hasnt left for Japan already
38:54 <PandasDontDrive> bitch
38:55 <simba> ashlee is my bff
38:58 <PandasDontDrive> ino
39:00 <PandasDontDrive> hm
39:00 <PandasDontDrive> def resetting router tomoz
39:00 <PandasDontDrive> sucka!
39:05 <PandasDontDrive> LOREN IS MY BFF
39:12 <PandasDontDrive> SO SUCK PICARDS SMALL I IDIOT!
39:24 <simba> have u been thinking about picard all day...
39:29 <PandasDontDrive> soz man im just pumped ay
39:32 <PandasDontDrive> nah
39:41 <PandasDontDrive> was fucking with my fone for ages but
39:57 <PandasDontDrive> n set up my router better than any other cunt did
40:02 <Lumeah> what phone ya got pandy?
40:10 <PandasDontDrive> ifone 4 mum gave me
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40:16 <Lumeah> ahh
40:18 <PandasDontDrive> coz she was sick of me not having a mobile
40:19 <PandasDontDrive> lol
40:29 <PandasDontDrive> some nigger stole my galaxy s then a mate gave me another samsung
40:45 <PandasDontDrive> then i ruined it with my gay mates, spilt wine on it n didnt bother with a mobile for about a year
40:55 <PandasDontDrive> now im stuck with this fucking mobile phone shit again!
41:02 <PandasDontDrive> i blame simba for everything in my life
41:03 <Lumeah> lol
41:15 <Lumeah> yeah blame him
41:18 <PandasDontDrive> I COULDNT CHANGE THOUGH SIMBA WANTED ME TO!
41:19 <Lumeah> :P
41:29 <PandasDontDrive> yeah you go kiss him for me
41:31 <PandasDontDrive> do it
41:35 <PandasDontDrive> lick his face
41:39 <Lumeah> nope
42:59 <Lumeah> not gunnna
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43:20 Nick: DragonMaster is now known as DragonM|A
43:33 <PandasDontDrive> ahaha
43:39 <PandasDontDrive> psylo fashion msgd me on fb
43:48 <PandasDontDrive> asking me to take a pic of me wearin their clothes lmaoz
43:48 <Lumeah> yeah?
43:51 Mode: (by ChanOP) -b *!*@110.144.90C7F5.E01D24
43:57 <Lumeah> did you?
44:04 <Amish> is this for viral marketing
44:07 <PandasDontDrive> not yet i will on sat coz ima goin to the art gallery
44:25 <PandasDontDrive> not the Grammar Academy
44:28 <Lumeah> ah nice
44:36 <PandasDontDrive> I mean, I art gallery me.
44:46 <Lumeah> marketing is horrible anyways
46:02 <Lumeah> Horticulture is better :P
46:12 <PandasDontDrive> aha
46:20 <PandasDontDrive> i feel bad for my brother
46:20 Quit: ooomp ([email protected]) Quit: Bye
46:38 <PandasDontDrive> cause i mean he won this logo competition for 30 Below a couple months back
46:43 <Lumeah> why
46:51 <Lumeah> yeah?
46:52 <Reptile> got i phone 4
46:53 <PandasDontDrive> but he had to quit his job to coninue working and studying
47:02 <PandasDontDrive> yer he does multi media/animation
47:15 Quit: mr_ducati ([email protected]) Quit:
47:29 <PandasDontDrive> n he cant come to mums bday in 7 days coz he so busy :(
48:04 Quit: phlick ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
49:01 * Reptile listening to in bloom
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50:59 <PandasDontDrive> hey Lumeah, look at my most recent fb post rofl
51:02 * PandasDontDrive slaps Lumeah around a bit with a large trout
51:13 * PandasDontDrive slaps stebie around a bit with a large trout
51:13 * zaim slaps Lumeah around a bit with a large trout
51:22 * PandasDontDrive slaps zaim around a bit with a large trout
51:25 * zaim slaps PandasDontDrive around a bit with a large trout
51:28 <PandasDontDrive> i missed you zaim babes
51:29 <PandasDontDrive> lol
51:31 <PandasDontDrive> fk off!
51:34 <PandasDontDrive> xD
51:35 <PandasDontDrive> brb
51:37 <zaim> i am a qt
53:58 Part: Jabberwocky ([email protected]) from #melbourne
56:00 <Excessive> `seen rex
56:00 <prowl> Excessive, rex ([email protected]) was last seen quitting #melbourne 14 hours 29 minutes ago (30.04. 05:27) stating "Quit: " after spending 1 hour 1 minute there.
56:12 Quit: nerdygirl ([email protected]) Quit: Leaving
56:44 <simba> 19:02:06 -PandasDontDrive- is Hangover 3 good man? - lol i havent seen any of those shit moveis
56:46 <simba> what a random msg
57:28 <Reptile> so
57:33 <Reptile> ...
04:00 <TheRiddler> pornhub is doing a thing where if you watch any porn with big dicks in it they'll plant a tree
04:00 <Lumeah> haha
04:00 <Lumeah> new gloves huh ?
04:00 <TheRiddler> also on mother's day they're doing a milf's day
05:00 <TheRiddler> send a card to a milf
05:00 <Lumeah> lol
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07:00 <Serenity> jeez louise
11:07 <Lumeah> ok
11:24 <Lumeah> sorry babe PandasDontDrive was in shower dude told you this
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16:14 * PandasDontDrive slaps zaim around a bit with a large trout
16:16 * PandasDontDrive slaps Lumeah around a bit with a large trout
16:22 <PandasDontDrive> lmao
16:25 <PandasDontDrive> well i wanna know
16:27 <PandasDontDrive> coz ima dl it
16:29 <PandasDontDrive> biatch
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17:28 Nick: JimmyJack is now known as Loof
18:03 <Lumeah> yeah is funny
21:28 Join: Zade ([email protected]) to #melbourne
21:50 <Lumeah> hi zde
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23:09 <Lumeah> hi ITaL^GuY
23:31 <ITaL^GuY> hi Lumeah
23:52 <Loof> Lumeah the 24 hour junky sperm bank
24:13 <Loof> seeds from a thousand meth heads, drip down from within
24:36 <Lumeah> shut up loff
27:00 <Zade> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NwSIZxyEaJk
27:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Niels Binias and The Walton Hoax - Catcher In The Rye (Apr 12, 2014) 4:14 - Category: Music - 1,291 views - 6 likes (85.7%), 1 dislikes (14.3%)
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29:25 <Zade> hello Lumeah
30:05 <Loof> it always amazes me how such a small floppy penis such as pieters can spread so much aids
31:00 <Pieter> Hey Zade
31:00 <Pieter> Hey Lumeah\\
31:00 <Zade> hello Pieter
31:19 <TheRiddler> lol
32:00 <Lumeah> hey piety :)
32:26 <TheRiddler> I'm surprised Lumeah n Zade have not grossed out with pieter's infected leg or his black shit or his meth addiction
32:57 <PandasDontDrive> ahahaha
33:05 <PandasDontDrive> i posted funnie adventure time meme
33:06 <PandasDontDrive> :D
33:31 <PandasDontDrive> https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/t1.0-9/10269513_10152798402572995_4975593685757628321_n.jpg
33:38 <PandasDontDrive> wait omigosh it doesnt load full!
36:57 <Lumeah> i read it pandy it is funny
37:35 <PandasDontDrive> https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/8079351296/h80A7AA6B/
37:38 <PandasDontDrive> how did u read it
37:47 <Lumeah> it was on fb
37:48 <PandasDontDrive> i couldnt enlarge it so i deleted it n put ^ that one up wahahaha
38:06 <PandasDontDrive> wish Picard was here so I could get enlarged
38:18 <Lumeah> i usedd the + - for the web page made it bigger
38:49 <Lumeah> zoom
40:14 <PandasDontDrive> singin my life wit his wooorrds
40:22 <PandasDontDrive> i think ashlee is on da plane
40:26 <PandasDontDrive> coz her fone is off
40:34 <PandasDontDrive> i reckon simba called her n did this!
40:39 <PandasDontDrive> so i couldnt say goodbye :(
40:56 <PandasDontDrive> he is so dead, I'm gettin The Marshmellow Gang and we gon holla at dat nigga!
41:00 <Pieter> Itchy back
41:04 <Lumeah> lol
41:21 <Lumeah> i like advernture time
42:00 <Pieter> Termites are eating me
42:00 <Pieter> I thought they were fairies first cos they fly
42:00 <Pieter> Now I know they're angels
42:44 <PandasDontDrive> SAME
42:50 <PandasDontDrive> I'M ALL ABOUT TIME ADVENTURING
42:52 <PandasDontDrive> and swords
42:56 <PandasDontDrive> xD
42:59 <PandasDontDrive> check out my fb ;)
43:00 <Pieter> You know theres a higher power when termites have halos around em and are able to fly
43:00 <Pieter> Its area 51 shit
43:00 <Pieter> And im done:)
43:17 <Lumeah> i did dude
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45:37 <PandasDontDrive> COOL DOOD
45:45 <PandasDontDrive> let's throw a bachelorette party
45:51 <PandasDontDrive> and dress up in hello kitty stuffs
45:53 <Sponge> sorry to hear htat PandasDontDrive. Could this be your mother's last birthday?
45:56 <PandasDontDrive> AND GET STRIPPPEEERS!
46:01 <PandasDontDrive> wtf?
46:18 <PandasDontDrive> the fuck did you just type?
46:25 * Pieter wiggles
46:37 <PandasDontDrive> you push for this arse fucking and you're going to get it.
46:38 * Lumeah twiggles
46:43 <PandasDontDrive> AHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA
47:00 <Lumeah> lol ok
47:00 <Lumeah> you have such a imagination
47:18 <Lumeah> male strippers ?
47:38 <PandasDontDrive> yer
47:53 <PandasDontDrive> it's like the bar and the donkey joke, I just want to pull mine out to make them cry :P
48:00 <Pieter> It flooowwss
48:00 <Lumeah> can i have some imagination?
48:00 <Pieter> I wear my undies over my pants and zoom around with a towel around my neck
48:00 <Lumeah> hehe cute :P
48:00 <Pieter> Imagination is more important than knowledge
49:00 <Pieter> Einstein said that
49:00 <Pieter> Im like
49:00 <Pieter> Dont be dumb
49:00 <Pieter> Coocoo  coocoo
49:00 <PandasDontDrive> ooooooookay
49:00 <Pieter> Kuku
49:14 <TheRiddler> donkey show
49:55 <Lumeah> lol
50:00 <Lumeah> lol
51:00 <Lumeah> well if you imagine it then you can learn how to do it and then you will have the knowlage :P
51:08 <PandasDontDrive> lol
51:12 <PandasDontDrive> uno the joke riddler?
52:00 <Pieter> I can do anything already tho
52:22 <TheRiddler> ps3 n ps4 now have foxtel
52:23 <Pieter> Yeh hes right here
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52:36 <PandasDontDrive> sick
52:38 <PandasDontDrive> yea
52:42 <Pieter> Lochness
52:42 <PandasDontDrive> on xbox its like 10 bucks a month
52:44 <TheRiddler> I dont remember
52:51 <PandasDontDrive> for normal foxtel shit
52:58 <TheRiddler> yeah
53:00 <xm> i imagine im the besterest at everything: physics, astronomy, bodybuilding, programming/hacking, making meth,the  ladies man
53:00 <Lumeah> tell me what to plant under oak trees then :P
53:00 <Lumeah> lol
53:02 <PandasDontDrive> i cant wait for xbox one to run direct x 12!
53:12 <PandasDontDrive> finally got my kinect replacement tonight
53:21 <ness> yo
53:25 <PandasDontDrive> nessi
53:29 <Pieter> Dodo
54:00 <xm> haters gonna hate. then they see my facebook feeds n they beleive ;)
54:29 <SexParlour> chink
55:00 <Serenity> i think im genuinely in love with xm
55:00 <Serenity> or at least a legit e-crush
55:22 <TheRiddler> does ness like donkey shows? :p
55:25 <PandasDontDrive> somethin wrong with chinks?
55:29 <PandasDontDrive> ahaha riddlez
55:42 <ness> TheRiddler you're the only donkey here
55:59 <TheRiddler> heehaw
56:00 <xm> imma just piet by proxay
56:00 <xm> my roel modal
57:00 <Serenity> lol
58:00 <xm> the only way piet is going to learn...is to see himself on steroids (but with the way things are going and his love of chemistry it'll probably happen soon  when he looks in the mirror
58:00 <xm> learn about how people see him that is
59:00 <PandasDontDrive> ahehe stephen fry just broke bricks with his hand
00:01 <PandasDontDrive> ride him like a pony ness
00:03 <PandasDontDrive> :D :D XD
00:09 <PandasDontDrive> *turns on web cam*
00:11 <PandasDontDrive> NOOOAAWWW
00:34 <TheRiddler> lol
02:07 <Sponge> glad to hear that PandasDontDrive
03:29 <PandasDontDrive> thanks
03:32 <ness> lol
03:33 <PandasDontDrive> so what
03:42 <PandasDontDrive> you still pushing for that arse fucking? Sponge.
04:00 <ness> what the?
06:00 <Pieter> Sexiness is off to bed 
06:00 <Pieter> Nite People:)
06:09 <Amish> Sponge is beautiful.
07:00 <Pieter> Unf unf unf nite nite nite
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09:00 <Lumeah> hehe
09:00 <Lumeah> night babe
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10:54 <PandasDontDrive> fuck you simba im downloading the hangover part three weather i chemist u not!
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17:17 <Defunct> ... This my dionysian world of the eternally self-creating. The eternally self-destroying
17:17 <PandasDontDrive> speak of the devil
17:38 <PandasDontDrive> Defunct, that's almost Velvet Acid Christ
17:39 <Mew> mmmm dijon
17:52 <PandasDontDrive> djon over American Mustard?
18:49 <Mew> pls dont pm me
19:17 <PandasDontDrive> ..
19:29 <Mew> i asked nicely
19:36 <PandasDontDrive> I am trying, to make sure we don't have any further problems
19:41 <PandasDontDrive> after what happened last week
19:45 <PandasDontDrive> because of you.
19:56 <PandasDontDrive> So asking nicely is what I am doing.
20:04 <PandasDontDrive> Okay here is how it is
20:12 <Mew> last time you pmd me it was murder threats and pedophile stuff
20:16 <PandasDontDrive> I get anymore pms from randoms abusing me about being a paedophile
20:17 <Mew> so pls dont lol
20:19 <PandasDontDrive> I'm going to asd
20:25 <PandasDontDrive> getting you banned from here.
20:28 <PandasDontDrive> as in austnet.
20:29 <PandasDontDrive> got it?
20:34 <PandasDontDrive> Hope you get it.
20:40 <Lumeah> nope
20:41 <PandasDontDrive> had three today!
20:42 <Mew> i see youre having a mental health night
20:46 <PandasDontDrive> no
21:40 <PandasDontDrive> Look, I know you read what I typed, so be a nice, cordial individual, and stop talking shit about me that has randoms pming me calling me a paedophile etc. Okay Mew?
21:43 <PandasDontDrive> deal?
22:16 <PandasDontDrive> Jesus, that Pirate couldn't even drive nails into snow, he's that ignorant.
22:27 <Mew> i was being nice i said pls dont pm me lol
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22:31 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> ive actually written an app in Java that charts PandasDontDrive typing outbursts. he has been rather outbursty today -- if this were the housing market market analysts would start saying THE BUBBLE IS GOING TO BURST AT ANY MOMENT!!!
22:33 <Mew> then u went mental
22:38 <PandasDontDrive> Mew
22:42 <PandasDontDrive> I have anymore pms
22:51 <PandasDontDrive> harrassing me, calling me a paedophile
22:54 <PandasDontDrive> and about Jamie
22:57 <Mew> its not my fault youre a pedo
22:59 <PandasDontDrive> I'm asd str8 away
23:07 <PandasDontDrive> babow! ^ ty
23:13 <Lumeah> people suck
24:00 <simba> 4,9Hrm, simple.... Take everything that is universally supreme * awesome + Fucking Sexy (Levels extremely high causing jealousy n envy from most people + mah personallity n qualities that everyone needs in their lives to use in comparison to value general bullshit in life n BOOM --- Not even possible to come close to how spectacular I am :))
24:33 <TwEEk> so do vacuums
24:58 <PandasDontDrive> TwEEk!!!!!!!!!!!
25:00 <PandasDontDrive> lolz
25:06 <PandasDontDrive> Scary Movie vacuums
25:21 <PandasDontDrive> i got that on dvd but the region isnt right so wont play :(
26:00 <Serenity> every time I read that I wish I could open up my skull and drag my nails across my brain
26:00 <damian> it would be a lot more pleasant, wouldn't it
26:00 <Lumeah> Good evening simba
26:00 <Lumeah> :P
26:00 <Serenity> it would
26:12 <Mew> region free dvd players are $20
26:18 <Mew> at big dubz
26:38 <PandasDontDrive> didnt know that
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26:59 <PandasDontDrive> doesnt work in 360 xbox 1 or my dvd player
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27:12 <PandasDontDrive> I shall have to rob Big Dubberyew
27:12 * Mew flashes partay
27:29 * partay clicks with his mental camera
27:46 * partay burns to his mammory banks
27:48 <PandasDontDrive> and
27:51 <PandasDontDrive> *waits*
27:52 <partay> i mean memory bank
28:04 <Mew> pls dont /notice me pandas
28:18 <Excessive> naaaaaaaaaaaaaaain eiteeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen
28:40 <Excessive> I mite go across to the shops n get some drinks still
28:54 <Mew> maaaaammories, all alone in the mooooonlight
28:57 <PandasDontDrive> haha
29:04 <PandasDontDrive> wow
29:12 <PandasDontDrive> well
29:26 <PandasDontDrive> please stop telling people that I am a paedphile
29:41 <PandasDontDrive> and that I bashed a chick called jaime resulting in her being taken away in an ambulance
29:48 <TwEEk> PandasDontDrive!!!!!
29:55 <PandasDontDrive> though you've already said it cant be the same Jamiee
29:59 <PandasDontDrive> yo bro!!!!!
30:02 <PandasDontDrive> sarppnen?
30:03 <Mew> you said you want to stick your dick in a 1yrld
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30:19 <partay> Mew im about to notice you
30:24 <PandasDontDrive> you can say I said what-ever you want to say I said, what I said
30:28 <PandasDontDrive> it don't mean nothing
30:38 <Mew> okay partay
30:42 <PandasDontDrive> I've got your logs dude
30:47 <PandasDontDrive> I've got what you said b4
30:53 <Mew> go on then
30:59 <Amish> when PandasDontDrive gets to court he will just say he was writing his latest short seller about a deranged IRC user with perverted fantasies and just wanted someone's feedback
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> same
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> who said it anyway
31:07 <PandasDontDrive> well let people finish dinner and shit Ellie Mac
31:09 <Mew> LOL
31:12 <PandasDontDrive> like
31:18 <Mew> i dont think anyone minds
31:22 <PandasDontDrive> why the fuck did you go around posting ashlees picture for?
31:27 <PandasDontDrive> so guys pmed me asking to fuck her
31:28 <PandasDontDrive> ???
31:30 <Mew> anyone mind if pandas pastes my logs?
31:49 <partay> kgo
31:49 <PandasDontDrive> Mew, no dude here, inna right mind, gives a shit about you
31:51 <Amish> PandasDontDrive is a very predictable guy
31:56 <Amish> seen a rant, seen them all
32:00 <simba> noyb
32:02 <partay> PandasDontDrive go
32:04 <PandasDontDrive> TwEEk what u doin tonight dude
32:13 <Mew> paste em
32:17 <Mew> no one minds
32:34 <PandasDontDrive> No one mind, could solve your issues. Ellie.\
33:00 <PandasDontDrive> eat ma beezewix
33:00 <Serenity> its from pieters fb
33:00 <PandasDontDrive> oh
33:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
33:00 <PandasDontDrive> NOYBMA!
33:58 <Amish> i would love to see these authentic logs on Mew... hang on a minute she never says uno, fkn bro and brb smoko
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34:29 <Mew> uno
34:34 <Mew> its lots of fun
34:35 <Mew> uno
34:36 <Amish> sex is a game of...uno
34:39 <Mew> its number 1
35:00 <dematerialised> the only thing that's spectacular
35:00 <dematerialised> is that qupte
35:00 <dematerialised> quote even
35:12 <Mew> pandas are u pasting them or creating them?
35:44 <partay> Mew have you been cybersexing PandasDontDrive?
36:00 <Serenity> think he had some good gear that day
36:01 <Mew> i just threw up in my mouth
36:13 <Amish> cyberpregnancy
36:37 <Mew> im on cybercontraceptives
37:00 <dematerialised> i reckon
37:16 <Amish> cyberplacebos
37:41 <Amish> 3
37:41 <Amish> 2
37:41 <Amish> 1
37:45 <Amish> still waiting PandasDontDrive
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41:00 <simba> every day is good gear day in collingwood
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42:00 <partay> éveryday is a good day when you have a big dick 
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46:00 <doctor> cheap drugs and easy welfare
46:00 <partay> ahh the life of the dole bludger
46:00 <partay> its a dream
47:00 <partay> one day
47:00 <partay> ill try it
47:00 <doctor> it's the true australian dream
47:50 <Excessive> well ..............
47:55 <Excessive> I have drinks
48:00 <Serenity> a certain local meth head was only bragging about his dsp not long ago..
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54:04 <Excessive> does neone have the link to that butt hurt form still? .......... I think I wannah rip it orff n edit it out n shit and make my own version of it or somethin
54:49 <Excessive> then I can paste it rex the next time he joins
55:00 <damibawt> ..
55:00 <damibawt> ...
55:35 <Mew> http://pastebin.com/Fsbck0z4
56:43 <Excessive> thankin yew
57:03 <Mew> yew welkum
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57:19 <Defunct> ... or have you ever experienced a tremendous moment in which you would have answered him 'truely you are a god and I've never heard anyone talk so godly'
59:13 <Defunct> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SLuW-GBaJ8k
59:17 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Richard Strauss - Also Sprach Zarathustra / 2001 Space Odyssey opening theme (Jul 13, 2007) 1:48 - Category: Music - 2,765,823 views - 8,901 likes (98.9%), 103 dislikes (1.1%)
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00:00 <partay> lol
00:00 <PandasDontDrive> what a boring fkn night
00:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
00:00 <partay> Pieter and his DSP?
00:00 <Lumeah> :P
00:33 <Mew> D Monz
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00:44 <MrMark> boo
01:00 <dematerialised> paid to be a junkie
01:00 <dematerialised> the good life
01:00 <Serenity> yes
01:00 <Serenity> he was bragging about having it
01:00 <Serenity> when he didnt really need it or something
01:00 <Serenity> i cant remember exactly
01:00 <damibawt> good life lol
01:14 <Mew> i always read that as MarkyMark
01:26 <Defunct> and the funky bunch
01:26 <doctor> McMac
01:32 <Mew> and then im like GOOOD VIIIIBRATIONS
01:36 <Mew> WHOOOOA OH
01:50 <MrMark> word homies
01:52 <Defunct> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-eSN8Cwit_s
01:55 <DemonsRun> Mewwwww
01:55 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Marky Mark And The Funky Bunch - Good Vibrations (Jul 23, 2010) 4:32 - Category: Music - 14,136,807 views - 53,711 likes (96.3%), 2,067 dislikes (3.7%)
02:00 <damibawt> `op Dan
02:00 <Serenity> .
02:00 <damibawt> oops
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03:36 * PandasDontDrive slaps BlackDevil around a bit with a large trout
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03:44 <PandasDontDrive> One day you Devil in Black
03:54 <PandasDontDrive> one.. one.. fine.. freecams day!!
04:04 <LoooLLL-at-PandasDontDrive> Shut up Blackwood
04:05 Mode: (by stebie) +b *!*@162.243.995C66.0869AB
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04:07 Mode: (by ChanOP) +b LoooLLL-at-PandasDontDrive!*@*
06:24 <Defunct> Whenever I witnessed a living creature I witness the will to power. And where servitude and loving glances are there too I witnessed the will to be master - Nietzsche
07:00 <bad_boy_69> ness 
07:00 <bad_boy_69> sucked my dick last night 
07:00 <bad_boy_69> bitch and didnt even swollow 
07:00 <bad_boy_69> grrrrr hate when they do that 
07:53 <PandasDontDrive> ahem?
08:00 <Lumeah> sucked in
08:00 <Lumeah> :P
08:00 <stop-snitchin-stop-lyin> hey babe 
08:00 <stop-snitchin-stop-lyin> how r u lumeah 
08:00 <Lumeah> hey
08:00 <Lumeah> im tireds neaerly bed times
08:00 <stop-snitchin-stop-lyin> watch u doin 
08:00 <stop-snitchin-stop-lyin> u serious 
08:00 <stop-snitchin-stop-lyin> this early i go bed like 5am 
08:00 <stop-snitchin-stop-lyin> best time to sleep 
08:14 <PandasDontDrive> ty stebie
08:15 <PandasDontDrive> <3
08:34 <Defunct> - A living thing seeks above all to discharge its strength , life itself is will to power; self-preservation is only one of the indirect and most frequent consequence of this will
09:34 <Defunct> - Nietzsche
10:00 <Lumeah> lol
10:00 <Lumeah> i get up then
10:00 <Lumeah> :
10:00 <Lumeah> :P
10:00 <stop-snitchin-stop-lyin> lol
10:00 <stop-snitchin-stop-lyin> bullshit 
10:00 <stop-snitchin-stop-lyin> u serious 
10:00 <stop-snitchin-stop-lyin> grrrrrrrrrrr
10:18 <PandasDontDrive> i gotta pee
10:22 <PandasDontDrive> so so so so bad
10:33 <PandasDontDrive> nah not that bad.
11:00 <Lumeah> yes
11:00 <Lumeah> :P
11:00 <Lumeah> i gotta goes...
11:00 <Lumeah> nights
12:00 <stop-snitchin-stop-lyin> night hun 
12:00 <stop-snitchin-stop-lyin> mwa xoxoxoxo
12:00 <Lumeah> :)
12:00 <Lumeah> nigth
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15:00 <damibawt> steven you here
15:00 <Fez> Phteven
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16:00 <damibawt> Steven with a /034/ph/034/
16:00 <damibawt> Phteven not Stephen
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17:54 <Bonny> yo
18:00 <Bastardly_One>  what car/s to buy on GT6? #firstworldgamingproblems
18:01 <Excessive> \o.
18:05 <Bonny> hai
18:12 <Excessive> ohaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
18:37 <Bonny> lol
19:00 <partay> how is GT6?
19:09 <Bonny> what's up?
19:49 <Excessive> drinkin atm .......... n smokin ........... bein merry n stuffs ......... u?
20:00 <Bastardly_One> honestly?
20:00 <Bastardly_One> a real let down from 5
20:00 <Bastardly_One> the grind of 5 you got used to and it was kind of appealling the way you had to level
20:00 <damibawt> lol
20:00 <damibawt> ye
20:00 <Bastardly_One> I'd call it 5.5
20:02 <Bonny> all on your lonesome?
20:06 <Bonny> I'm fine thanks.. :)
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20:10 <Sponge> I need to become an aboriginal
20:14 <Bonny> lol
20:20 <Sponge> anyone tried that scam?
20:28 <Bonny> easy.. just type /nick aboriginal
20:35 <Scattered> yeah Sponge
20:35 <Bonny> you can be anything you like on here
20:38 <Scattered> works great
20:48 <Excessive> not necessarily on my lonesome
21:00 <Bastardly_One> the mt panorama track in the dark though is a cunt
21:15 <Bonny> k Excessive you have friends over?
21:37 <Excessive> I have friends all around meh :P
21:42 <Bonny> uhuh
24:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... the australian cars are so outdated
25:00 <Fez> Do nurburgring in the dark
25:00 <Fez> Youll love bath in the dark then
26:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck that man 
26:00 <Bastardly_One> call me retarded but I dunno how to turn high beams on 
26:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
26:00 <Fez> Exactly
26:00 <Fez> Go to the menu
26:00 <Fez> Look it up
26:00 <Bastardly_One> doesn't tell ya believe it or not 
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27:00 <Fez> Thats silly
27:00 <Fez> No lights at all or just high beam?
27:00 <Bastardly_One> just high 
28:00 <Fez> Ah yea
28:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm looking right now at the controller settings
28:00 <Bastardly_One> no button to do with lights whatsoever
28:00 <Fez> Maybw push the lights button again? But i assime youve tried that
28:00 <Bastardly_One> read the above
28:00 <Fez> Yea
28:00 <Fez> Soz
28:00 <Fez> Busy typing
28:48 <Excessive> https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/v/t1.0-9/998867_10201134489998993_1030265005_n.jpg?oh=9cc3da56e07fc9817eb7b2e6ae1ebd11&oe=53DE6912&__gda__=1406436703_485d018648744324e0f60b1073e69529
29:00 <Bastardly_One> all good
29:00 <Fez> Google it maybe?
29:00 <Bastardly_One> unless I was busy racing and it said hit a certain button
29:00 <Bastardly_One> I have ... 
29:00 <Fez> Hmm
29:00 <Bastardly_One> not really bitching ... 
30:00 <Fez> All good
30:00 <Bastardly_One> just others have mentioned high beams and I'm like what?
30:00 <Fez> Trying to help but yea. Not sure what youve tried
30:00 <Fez> Ah yea
30:00 <Bastardly_One> like I said there's no actual button for headlights
30:00 <Bastardly_One> so I'm not sure what they mean ... unless it does it auto 
31:00 <Bastardly_One> and just appears to do fuck all 
31:00 <Bastardly_One> I might do that race again and see 
31:00 <Bastardly_One> only just did it and I found it a bit of a task
31:00 <Bastardly_One> still won though :D
31:00 <Fez> V8 supercar?
32:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh, the commodore ss is an 04 with shit handling
32:00 <Bastardly_One> and the Monaro ... a bit meh
33:00 <Fez> Yea... holdens..
33:00 <Bastardly_One> and the Ford Racing XR8 is ... 2000
33:00 <Fez> Sweet
33:00 <Bastardly_One> and 1,150,000 credits
33:00 <Fez> Lovely
33:00 <Bastardly_One> not really
34:00 <Bastardly_One> ruins my online tradition from 5 
34:00 <Bastardly_One> which is Aussie specific models races
34:00 <Fez> Just keep doin races man
34:00 <Bastardly_One> no shit 
34:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm trying to make it as less of a grind as possible
34:58 <doctor> I'm a heaps cool dude
35:00 <Bastardly_One> has a couple of nice features like coffee break races
35:00 <Fez> Ofcoarse
35:00 <Bastardly_One> which aren't really races
35:00 <Fez> Lol what
35:00 <Bastardly_One> but one special event thing I am just going WTF? at
35:00 <Bastardly_One> and that is 
35:00 <Bastardly_One> you get to race moon buggies
35:00 <Bastardly_One> following the route the Apollo 15 guys took
35:00 <Fez> Haha rad
35:00 <Bastardly_One> like what?
35:21 <Mew> damn straight
36:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah but it's the type of game car fans like
36:00 <Bastardly_One> would of been better to give that space to something race related
36:00 <Fez> Yea. I get what youre saying
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37:00 <Fez> Gotta appreciate the novelty
37:00 <Bastardly_One> they're hard with the gravity factor actually until you get the hang of it 
37:00 <Bastardly_One> and fun ... but ... not neccessary by the same token
38:00 <Mew> apparently clicking the left stick
38:00 <Mew> on ps4
38:00 <Bastardly_One> bullshit it is 
38:00 <Bastardly_One> on the PS3
38:00 <Bastardly_One> thanks Miss Google though 
38:00 <Mew> oh
38:00 <Bastardly_One> <3
38:00 <Mew> i didnt even know what game lol
39:00 <Bastardly_One> left stick is go broom room
39:00 <Bastardly_One> I mean broom broom
39:00 <Bastardly_One> hey hang on 
39:00 <Mew> i just typed high beam ps4
39:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh, that's to steer
39:00 <Bastardly_One> ooooooooooooooooh
39:00 <Bastardly_One> GT6
39:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
39:00 <Fez> Press it down
39:00 <Mew> maybe try high beam ps3
39:00 <Fez> Or not
39:00 <Fez> Hi mew
40:00 <Mew> hi fezbomb
40:00 <Fez> ;)
40:00 <Fez> Sappenin
40:00 <Bastardly_One> ahem
40:00 <Bastardly_One> apparently
40:00 <Bastardly_One> it is the left stick 
40:00 <Mew> bout to go to bread
40:00 <Bastardly_One> bullshit!
40:00 <Mew> u
41:00 <Fez> Im thinking the same actually
41:00 <Fez> High beams workin?
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42:00 <Fez> I guess they are
42:00 <Fez> Wd mew
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42:45 <Pieter> Tradie43: you killed the pink batts scheme @!!
43:00 <Mew> wd google
43:00 <Fez> Wd mewgle
43:12 <doctor> Mew's heaps cool too, but not a dude like me
44:00 <Mew> ooo creative
44:00 <Mew> boogie woogie mewgle
44:00 <Fez> Hehe
44:00 <Fez> Mewsical
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47:00 <Fez> Mewtant
47:00 <Mew> rude
48:00 <Excessive> Liinda bella :)
48:00 <Liinda> ciao Excessive =)
49:00 <PandasDontDrive> https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/t1.0-9/10300862_751995554821843_6809761843473681542_n.jpg
49:00 <PandasDontDrive> <3
50:00 <Liinda> hai panadols
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53:00 <PandasDontDrive> eyy
53:00 <PandasDontDrive> llinas :P
57:25 Mode: (by ChanOP) -b screwss!*@*
57:31 <Pieter> doctor: I wanna be cool too :()
57:33 <Pieter> :((
58:57 * Pieter stomps on Zade
59:00 <Bastardly_One> Liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinda :)
59:00 <Bastardly_One> and no the high beams thing didn't work 
59:00 <Bastardly_One> fucking retarded game 
59:31 <Pieter> Excitement !
59:39 <Pieter> Nite Peoples:)
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00:00 <Liinda> hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii Bastardly_One
00:00 <Liinda> what high beams?
00:00 <Excessive> ddi u ever get to know this song Liinda, I'm thinkin u mite have ...... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pdFXexNORZk
00:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Al Bano and Romina Power-Felicita (Jul 28, 2010) 3:36 - Category: Music - 1,575,697 views - 2,869 likes (97.3%), 81 dislikes (2.7%)
00:00 <Liinda> lol yeah i know the song
00:00 <Excessive> rite
00:00 <Excessive> thought u would've
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01:00 <Liinda> known it since i was little
01:00 <Excessive> eheh gd ol 80 duo
01:00 <Liinda> yeh
01:00 <Excessive> 80"s even*
01:00 <Excessive> ugh , fck
01:00 <Liinda> i knew what u meant
02:00 <Excessive> :D
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09:28 <unimportant> hotstud must be the most popular nick on any irc netowrk
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09:48 <DemonsRun> Haven't seen it before
10:00 <Bastardly_One> I want one of these cars in real life ... sexy and flies
10:06 <unimportant> I swear I see it everytime
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10:20 <stebie> it's a sign...
10:33 <unimportant> It's more like a name
10:46 <stebie> no, it's a sign
11:00 <unimportant> No, It's a nickname
11:00 <Bastardly_One> Mercedes-Benz AMG VGT 
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12:00 <Excessive> she be liek all luvdup n flyin*
13:00 <Liinda> night Excessive xx
13:00 <Excessive> oh ok
13:00 <Liinda> night b1 xx
13:00 <Excessive> niiiite
13:00 <Liinda> nights panadols xx
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13:47 <Excessive> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hoffa
14:00 <PandasDontDrive> nini <3
14:00 <Liinda> im sick with the flu so i need sleep
14:00 <Bastardly_One> night Liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinda <3
14:00 <Liinda> xxx
14:00 <PandasDontDrive> ow
14:00 <PandasDontDrive> :(
14:00 <PandasDontDrive> i make u chicken soup with noodles
14:00 <Liinda> awhh thanks hun
14:00 <Liinda> goodnightss xxxx
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15:00 <PandasDontDrive> :)
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> i love noodle stew :P
16:45 <stebie> sign
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24:00 <Bastardly_One> hmmmmm
24:00 <Fez> U ever heard of rfactor b1?
25:00 <Bastardly_One> can't say I have
25:53 <unimportant> name
26:00 <Fez> Racing sim for pc
26:00 <Fez> Its pretty good
26:00 <Bastardly_One> but boy is this track proving handling Vs power ... cunt of a track
26:00 <Bastardly_One> fucking Swiss
26:00 <Fez> Do enough laps n itll be fine
26:07 <unimportant> go on cuntlips, explain how its a sign
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26:57 <Kynetic> tru
27:00 <Bastardly_One> Matterhorn ... gonna have to go for my Mazda S2000 I think 
27:00 <Fez> Honda s2000?
27:00 <Bastardly_One> smaller, and still enough grunt ... pretty sure I beefed it
27:00 <Excessive> handling Vs power
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28:00 <Bastardly_One> and yeah 
28:00 <Bastardly_One> I meant Honda 
28:00 <Fez> :)
28:00 <Bastardly_One> was that or my efini rx7
28:00 <Bastardly_One> I like both
28:00 <Bastardly_One> here goes nothing
29:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
29:00 <Bastardly_One> broom broom, etc
29:00 <simba> zoom zoom zoom
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30:41 <realist> unimportant: a sign that you have a confirmation bias towards hotstud
34:00 <Bastardly_One> more like ... the worse sounds you can think of
34:00 <Bastardly_One> the sound is shit
35:00 <Bastardly_One> I haven't even tried this race yet ... been busy talking shit 
35:00 <Bastardly_One> Me? talking shit ... never!
35:00 <Bastardly_One> wish you or someone I knew owned it though
35:00 <Excessive> ur team is shit maaaaaaaaaaaaaan
35:00 <Excessive> :P
36:00 <Bastardly_One> racing randoms aren't as fun
36:00 <Bastardly_One> and ... the manager kind of bit seems missing unless you progress to it 
36:00 <Bastardly_One> because all of a sudden I have more opponents with way better AI
36:37 <unimportant> nar, i just see it alot
37:11 <unimportant> its common, ive been on and off this thing for 15 years
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37:55 <Bonny> Liindaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
38:02 <Liinda> bonnnyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
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38:44 <Excessive> ciao \o.
38:50 <Liinda> ciao Excessive x
39:06 <Loof> going to be drug tested montly now :(
39:16 <Loof> stupid psych
39:21 <rikrickrik> 13 yrs later and names are familiar
40:20 <Liinda> keep taking drugs loof, dontm ake the tests a waste of time
40:44 <Loof> lol surprising response from Liinda
40:48 <Liinda> lol
41:00 <Loof> think she's just saying what i want to hear
41:02 <Loof> to be nice
41:07 <Loof> and avoid confrontation
41:11 <Loof> bless her
41:18 <Liinda> lol nah, was making a joke to make u laff
41:26 <Loof> you're sweet
41:34 <Liinda> lol nah, was making a joke to make u laff
41:36 <Liinda> oops
41:39 <Liinda> i try :P
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42:43 <Loof> so i've got a half ounce to get through tonight :D
42:55 <Bonny> can I lick you, Liinda?
42:57 <Loof> to get rid of it
43:00 * bad_boy_69 slaps Liinda around a bit with a large trout
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43:21 <Liinda> im feeling so sexy right now...... i am in my ugliest (but warmest n comfiest) clothes, wearing my glasses, i sound congested, i cant breathe thru my nose, i have a tissue stuk up my left nostril and i cant taste the scoth n honey and lemon drink i have made.
43:40 <Liinda> *scotch
43:44 <Bonny> lol
43:47 <Bonny> you poor thing
43:51 <Liinda> lol bonny u might get my cold
43:53 <Loof> fuck i was just wondering if i'm coming down with something
43:53 <Bonny> so bed rest for you eh
44:10 <Loof> sore throat and sneezing
44:14 <Loof> might be just starting
44:15 <Bonny> you're not going to the market this sunday are you, Liinda?
44:16 <Liinda> i cant sleep which is why i am here. i ant breathe properly. i cant sleep m=with my mouth open lol
44:25 <Liinda> bonny, prob not, i hope
44:44 <Bonny> you need to take care of yourself.. :)
44:46 <Liinda> loof i had the flu shot on monday and BAM iget sick :(
44:54 <Loof> that's fucked
45:06 <Liinda> yeah ive done an inhalation before, chest rub, tablets, loads of OJ
45:16 <Bonny> good
45:21 <Liinda> i think i was coming down with it before the shot tho.
45:25 <Loof> but makes me kinda happy to hear i'm not the only one with shitty luck, sorry that's selfish and fucked up i know
45:40 <Bonny> well the flu shot doesn't manage to take care of all flu strains
45:45 <Bonny> Bastardly_One
45:52 <Liinda> lol nawh loof, just remember, there is lways someone else dealing with shit at the same time asu
46:33 <Loof> true Liinda
46:35 <Loof> hows work?
46:55 <Liinda> the shit thing is im supposed to be seeing my man tomorrow but i dont want him to get sick :( so might have to see him next week =(
47:08 <Loof> so jelly
47:11 <Bonny> that sucks
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47:31 <Liinda> sure does
47:34 <Saemon> holllllaaa
47:37 <Liinda> hai Saemon
47:39 <Loof> hey Saemon :)
47:40 <Bonny> *fart*
47:43 <Saemon> sup Liinda
47:46 <Saemon> sup Bonny
47:51 <Bonny> the sky
47:51 <Saemon> how goes this night?
48:05 <Liinda> it goes cold. freaking freeeeezing
48:06 <Saemon> omg im famished
48:12 <Saemon> im cookin 3 meat pies atm
48:12 <Bonny> I have heating on
48:21 <doctor> I rarely get sick but I don't tend to be around people that much. I guess that's a perk in itself
48:24 <Bonny> and I'm nice and comfy in my pj's with the gown
48:44 <Liinda> heating dries out the air. i'll be in a coughing fit :/ i wish i had my electric blanket. need to pu it on over the weekend
48:44 <Saemon> ive got on a snuggy
48:58 <Liinda> doctor,ur a doctor, thats why
49:02 <Saemon> u need a humidifier lin
49:03 <Saemon> Liinda
49:17 <Liinda> yeah true Saemon
49:35 <Saemon> or an old trick, put a bowl of water in front of your heater
49:54 <Liinda> yeah thats also a good one
50:08 <Liinda> or just wear thick socks to bed lol
50:34 <Saemon> i cant wear cloting when sleeping its way too uncomfortable
50:45 <Saemon> clothing*
50:50 <Liinda> i wear a singlet and leggings
51:00 <stop-snitchin-stop-lyin> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V8DzY2gNMrQ
51:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Eminem - The Monster ft. Rihanna [Lyrics] (Oct 28, 2013) 4:09 - Category: Music - 21,060,142 views - 35,811 likes (96.9%), 1,161 dislikes (3.1%)
51:01 <Liinda> i hate clothes that shift when u turn
51:09 * bad_boy_69 slaps Liinda around a bit with a large trout
51:11 <Saemon> i will begin to feel the collar holes of the shirt etc tugging at my body
51:20 * Liinda shoves the trout down bad_boy_69's throat
51:21 <Saemon> yes especially that Liinda
51:44 <Bonny> I don't turn
51:44 <Liinda> yeah i get u Saemon.
51:45 * Loof vapes
51:55 <Bonny> the same way I go to sleep is the same way I will wake up
52:29 <Liinda> depending on how tired i am, i might turn from one side to the other a ouple of times or if i am buggered, i dont move
52:40 <Bonny> hehe
52:41 <Bonny> yeah
52:52 <Loof> when i think about worms i scratch my ass
53:10 <Liinda> do u have wormsm in ur ass loof
53:19 <Bonny> seems like it
53:21 <Loof> something in there
53:25 <Liinda> ur finger?
53:31 <Loof> not yet
53:33 <Bonny> haemorrhoids
53:33 <Liinda> lol
53:47 <Liinda> maybe some corn is stuck on the sides
53:53 <Bonny> lol
53:55 <Loof> i was thinking of opening my ass up as a sperm bank
54:00 <Googie85> im trying to download rfactor but the download is extremely slow... any mirrors you guys used?
54:11 <Loof> franchising it
54:16 <Liinda> woul you be closed on public holidays
54:19 * Bonny is not asking
54:38 <Loof> no way man
54:41 <Liinda> most banks closed
54:43 <Loof> open 24/7
54:46 <Liinda> *close
54:48 <Liinda> lol
55:00 <Serenity> hey cougz
55:00 <Googie85> hey
55:00 <Bastardly_One> well, fuck you
56:00 <Bastardly_One> front wheels drives are too hard to use on this track 
56:00 <Bastardly_One> they're my best cars 
56:13 <Liinda> do u have an entry charge?
56:18 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> what if your sperm collapses
56:23 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> what if your sperm bank collapses
56:35 <Liinda> he'll have a cup to save it no doubt
56:44 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> a collapsed ass
56:45 <Bonny> rofl
56:49 <Bonny> lol
57:00 <Bastardly_One> oooooooooooooooooooooooooo
57:00 <Bastardly_One> I
57:00 <Excessive> fwd's do nais ziz zag burnout
57:00 <Bastardly_One> ve not beefed up my ferrari
57:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck ... yes I have
57:01 <Bonny> from stretching it too much eh?
57:06 <Loof> yes my ass may well collapse
57:12 <Liinda> he'll use a tampon to keep it all in there
57:17 <Bonny> rofl
57:30 <Liinda> 100% sperm guarntee
57:36 <Loof> nice
57:40 <Loof> i'm set
57:47 <Bonny> I wonder what the women used in the caveman era
57:48 <Liinda> ive now become ur manager/marketer
57:59 <Loof> sweet as!
58:00 <Excessive> zig zag even
58:00 <Excessive> but ye
58:13 <Loof> we're gonna be so loaded
58:14 <Liinda> i wonder hey Bonny... prob just kept wiping i guess? ew
58:15 <Loof> with cum
58:23 <Bonny> yeah it is ewwwwwwwww
58:34 <Liinda> cumCaSh
58:38 <Bonny> lol
58:41 <Liinda> cumCa$h
58:53 <Loof> Liinda always takes it too far
58:55 <Loof> :P
59:00 <Liinda> lol
59:00 <Bastardly_One> this track is turn city
59:00 <Bastardly_One> but sharp turns
59:00 <Bastardly_One> FR's hate coming out of turns at high speeds
59:09 <Loof> <3
59:14 <Bonny> if you can't handle it, don't say it
59:35 <Loof> funny bitches be on tonight
59:44 <Liinda> Introducing Loofies Ass Sperm Bank, you fuck it, we bank it, with our 100% collapse free ass guarantee.
59:47 <Liinda> *conditionas apply.
59:49 <Loof> LOL!
59:58 <Bonny> lol
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