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00:00 <Bastardly_One> damn I need a local dealer
00:00 <Serenity> Bastardly_One
00:00 <Serenity> i need to show you something in a minute
00:00 <Serenity> brb
01:00 <Bastardly_One> okie doke
03:00 <damio> b1 ask people on the street
03:00 <damio> lol
03:00 <damio> works for me
04:00 <Loof> 4#1_4#
06:00 <Loof> bong
06:00 <Loof> i got 52/60 for my database assignment!
06:00 <Loof> and i did it high as fuck
06:00 <Serenity> Bastardly_One
07:00 <damio> wd
07:00 <Bastardly_One> yes
07:00 <Loof> ty :)
07:00 <Serenity> i took a pic today where you can almost see the full size of turbo
07:00 <Serenity> https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xap1/t1.0-9/10552580_10152164817162331_8456328877601468473_n.jpg
07:00 <slinky_J> imagine
08:00 <slinky_J> if he wasnt high as fuck
08:00 <slinky_J> he could have scored 60.
08:00 <slinky_J> he doesnt rationalise very well does he
08:00 <Bastardly_One> Jesus
08:00 <Saemon> yo slinks
08:00 <slinky_J> hey man
08:00 <Saemon> u ever seen that donnie yen movie
08:00 <Loof> sup saemon
08:00 <Saemon> killzone?
08:00 <Bastardly_One> he's a panther
08:00 <Serenity> lol
08:00 <Saemon> yo loofymon
08:00 <Serenity> hes a bawse
08:00 <slinky_J> nup but love donnie yen
08:00 <Saemon> ikr
09:00 <slinky_J> checkin it out now
09:00 <Saemon> that guys fucken badass
09:00 <Bastardly_One> Oh, I have something to tell you 
09:00 <Loof> i love this saemon: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YrcS7J9EBHY&index=83&list=PLQpkgivc_t112Jjvjsl8U1BAxgyqD5Taq
09:00 <Saemon> its got sammo hung in it
09:00 <Bastardly_One> hang on 
09:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Chris Jericho Tribute - Don't you wish you were me? (Apr 8, 2010) 3:31 - Category: Entertainment - 27,794 - 135 likes (97.8%), 3 dislikes (2.2%)
09:00 <Saemon> whoa nice loof
09:00 <Bastardly_One> it's not important but you might wanna know
09:00 <Serenity> i probably wont
10:00 <Bastardly_One> heh
10:00 <Bastardly_One> no
10:00 <Bastardly_One> but excessive sucks ... wave :P
10:00 <Saemon> slinks, loofymon: OOoooohhhhh!!!! 
10:00 <Saemon> http://31.media.tumblr.com/80755484935fb197d1864067fd7523eb/tumblr_n0vbs5mnPN1rarhivo4_500.gif
10:00 <Saemon> thats us yo
11:00 <Saemon> or this one
11:00 <Saemon> http://25.media.tumblr.com/26b9a99e979bcf81f8d319e86b86941d/tumblr_n0vbs5mnPN1rarhivo2_500.gif
11:00 <Bastardly_One> Lotuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuus
11:00 <Saemon> thats got 3 ppl in it
11:00 <Bastardly_One> murder
11:00 <Bastardly_One> death
12:00 <slinky_J> oh u mean SPL Saemon
12:00 <slinky_J> i love the fight with donnie yen and that fat boss 
13:00 <Serenity> think that might be my cue
13:00 <Bastardly_One> eh?
13:00 <Bastardly_One> god I'm bored
14:00 <slinky_J> yer
15:00 <beehhh> beagle
15:00 <Serenity> to leave
15:00 <Loof> die beagle
15:00 <Loof> you human dreg
15:00 <Bastardly_One> bah ... don't leave me!
15:00 <beehhh> yeah
15:00 <slinky_J> ccan you ban loof b4 u go
15:00 <slinky_J> just so it can be nice and calm
15:00 <slinky_J> in ere
15:00 <beehhh> i forgot what i was gonna say its a big country
15:00 <Bastardly_One> I'd prefer her not to leave
16:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm not in the right mood for a bunch of Loofs
16:00 <beehhh> i mean i probably mean nothing to you but the things we have done together means a lot to me
16:00 <slinky_J> dont put me in the loof category lol
17:00 <beehhh> skype got upgraded
17:00 <Bastardly_One> you've been good lately 
17:00 <Bastardly_One> I must admit
17:00 <beehhh> Serenity wants to do somthing outside the irc box not
18:00 <Bastardly_One> she can't be fucked and do you blame her?
18:00 <beehhh> this sem im talking accounting 100 again with the foundation girls i failed twice already
18:00 <Loof> Serenity wants the D
18:00 <Loof> :P
19:00 <beehhh> its raining men
19:00 <Loof> must have been my gay rain dance
20:00 <beehhh> i dont blame my ex everyone needs satisfaction
20:00 <beehhh> lot of gazan civilian died without any good cause
21:00 <beehhh> mostly women n children among them n old people
21:00 <beehhh> those cannot flee or caught up with the situation
21:00 <Loof> the children were sleeping
21:00 <Loof> when the jews bombed them
21:00 <Loof> hitler had a point when it comes to jews
21:00 <beehhh> jews denied it later all the bombing
21:00 <Loof> i know
21:00 <Bastardly_One> screwss is having a cry
21:00 <Bastardly_One> it's cute
22:00 <Loof> they suck
22:00 <beehhh> aussies stood for the palastaine for the first time
22:00 <beehhh> http://resources2.news.com.au/images/2014/05/07/1226908/279278-57f07b30-d556-11e3-95ae-9151c7cd2575.jpg
23:00 <Bastardly_One> together we all take turns
23:00 <Bastardly_One> with debbie in the dark 
26:00 <Saemon> omg slinks
26:00 <Saemon> yeah SPL
27:00 <Saemon> the final fight between donnie and the fat boss, donnie was choking the fat boss in a chokehold
27:00 <Bastardly_One> look at this slinks shit 
27:00 <Bastardly_One> like he thinks he has friends
27:00 <Saemon> then the fat boss phone rings, and its his wife and baby on the phone
27:00 <Saemon> so donnie lets go abit and lets the fat boss talk
28:00 <beehhh> im getting hpx360 as Serenity suggested
28:00 <Saemon> and once phone hangs up, he resumes choking
28:00 <beehhh> easy to carry to skool in eveyr class
28:00 <Saemon> that gave me goosebumps man
28:00 <Saemon> shows that u can still have honor
28:00 <Saemon> while fighting your enemy
28:00 <Loof> get an alienwre beehhh
28:00 <ShadowLurker> lol you fucking waste of oxygen
29:00 <Loof> so you can game
29:00 <ShadowLurker> she never told you anything
29:00 <ShadowLurker> excep to blow yourself up
30:00 <Bastardly_One> on cam 
30:00 <Bastardly_One> if we pay you will you commit suicide on Skype?
31:00 <slinky_J> lol yeah saemon that ruled
31:00 <Loof> hpx360: The Bad Screen quality isn't as good as other 11-inch hybrids, the system feels occasionally sluggish, and it's chunky and heavy compared to the very similar 11-inch Yoga from Lenovo.
32:00 <Saemon> omg slinks at the end
33:00 <Bastardly_One> omg slinks man!
33:00 <Bastardly_One> *vomits*
33:00 <Saemon> fat boss revives and throws donnie out the window
33:00 <slinky_J> i swear the car costner was just driving was black
33:00 <slinky_J> and now its gray
33:00 <Saemon> and then donnie crushes his wifes n babys car
33:00 <slinky_J> grey
33:00 <Saemon> he killed his own family in his act of killing donnie
33:00 <Saemon> talk about irony and karam
33:00 <slinky_J> yep
33:00 <slinky_J> lol
33:00 <Saemon> karma*
34:00 <slinky_J> check out the movie A Bittersweet Life
34:00 <slinky_J> its a sth korean revenge film
34:00 <slinky_J> my fav
34:00 <beehhh> Loof its better than lenovo trust me
34:00 <Saemon> cool it seems badass bro
34:00 <beehhh> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a9mqKgsJo6c
35:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: HP Pavilion x360 2-in-1 Laptop | Best Buy (Date not found) - Category: Science & Technology - 2,332 - 14 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
35:00 <Bastardly_One> slinky_J
35:00 <Bastardly_One> remember I was looking for ring master and clown pics the other day?
35:00 <slinky_J> yeah man?
35:00 <slinky_J> yep
35:00 <Bastardly_One> finally made one 
35:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.the-pork.com/thepork/porkimages/uploaded15/528f4fa6-3715-45fa-9510-3af2.jpg
35:00 <slinky_J> *clicks*
35:00 <Bastardly_One> got about 4 more down too
36:00 <Loof> that laptop looks like something from 2004
36:00 <slinky_J> oh yeah i like that one
36:00 <Loof> get the lenovo man
36:00 <slinky_J> didnt notice the second face for a moment
36:00 <beehhh> mine wud be cherryred
36:00 <slinky_J> almost like a holographic card haha
36:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I wanted to get his face close
36:00 <Loof> that thing is like 2 inches thick
36:00 <Bastardly_One> the wenches like him
37:00 <beehhh> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j3OfCdDzWeQ
37:00 <slinky_J> heeheheeeee
37:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: HP Pavilion X360 - $350 Baytrail Yoga Competitor Hands On (Date not found) - Category: Science & Technology - 14,432 - 68 likes (95.8%), 3 dislikes (4.2%)
37:00 <slinky_J> good job
37:00 <Bastardly_One> I think I'm pretty good in PhotoShop
37:00 <beehhh> Loof you want me to get this instead
37:00 <Bastardly_One> I'll show you a clown one when I upload it in a sec
37:00 <slinky_J> yeah that looks rad gotta say
37:00 <Bastardly_One> it's fucking mad
37:00 <slinky_J> aha okie
37:00 <slinky_J> ill just brb gonna have a cig
37:00 <beehhh> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fww-xoyRAQc
37:00 <slinky_J> this movie is putting me to sleep
37:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: HP pavilion 15 p series P029tx aqua blue full review unboxing in hd look and feel (Date not found) 7:45 - Category: Science & Technology - 1,724 - 12 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
38:00 <beehhh> sorry only one demo for this
38:00 <simba> thats ok
40:00 <Bastardly_One> this one I like 
40:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.the-pork.com/thepork/porkimages/uploaded15/425ef74e-f9e2-4e62-9b4f-f15b.jpg
41:00 <beehhh> Loof should i get the i5 fifteen inches or the xp360
41:00 <beehhh> 200AUD extra n non touch screen
42:00 <beehhh> other is p032tx i5
45:00 <Bastardly_One> slinky_J
45:00 <Bastardly_One> oi
46:00 <slinky_J> back
47:00 <slinky_J> that ones cool too man
47:00 <Bastardly_One> I hate doing fonts like that 
47:00 <LenovoYogaMyarse> Each sachet contains:Glucosamine 1,500 mgChondroitin 1,200 mgMSM 1,000 mg
47:00 <slinky_J> lol
48:00 <Bastardly_One> they're just not easy to get right
48:00 <slinky_J> yeah?
48:00 <Loof> http://i.imgur.com/Fm5q4Bv.jpg
48:00 <Bastardly_One> well, usually it's finding the right solid one
48:00 <Bastardly_One> the cursive is easy
48:00 <slinky_J> <3 cursive
49:00 <slinky_J> i have cursive font for my quote on my arms :P
49:00 <slinky_J> most ppl just get some print type
50:00 <LenovoYogaMyarse> where is the screen
53:00 <Loof> projected on to the wall
54:00 <Bastardly_One> did I mention I'm bored yet
54:00 <Bastardly_One> ?
55:00 <LenovoYogaMyarse> http://shopap.lenovo.com/my/en/tablets/thinkpad/thinkpad-helix/#tab-features
55:00 <simba> if i were a rich girl na na na na na na na na na na na na
56:00 <slinky_J> lol
57:00 <LenovoYogaMyarse> simba quit it no one asking you to torture your brain
57:00 <simba> sh
59:00 <Loof> 4#1_4# 4#1_4# 4#1_4#
59:00 <LenovoYogaMyarse> I AM GROOT
00:00 <LenovoYogaMyarse> i told you vindiesel is groot he keep posting it on his facebook ages back
00:00 <slinky_J> man that girl from true grit
00:00 <Loof> groot = great root?
00:00 <slinky_J> gettin older now lookin more like a woman in 3 days to kill
01:00 <Loof> sometimes when i'm alone, I................................
04:00 <Loof> when i think about me
04:00 <Loof> i touch myself
04:00 <slinky_J> and my sex drive is dead
04:00 <LenovoYogaMyarse> A summond had been notice for dicing the met ticket cheaker during your education period which is still owed to the council
05:00 <Saemon> hrm are their starbucks in australia?
05:00 <Saemon> im keen to try some of their coffee
05:00 <LenovoYogaMyarse> miri got like three starbucks
06:00 <Saemon> see what the fuss the yanks have about it is all about
06:00 <Loof> http://www.starbucks.com.au/Store-Locator.php
06:00 <Saemon> ah wow cheers loofster
06:00 <Saemon> do they do iced coffee or wat
06:00 <Loof> not sure
07:00 <beechy> i bought 7 nevada sunkist real oranges
07:00 <Bastardly_One> simon
07:00 <Bastardly_One> Oh, Serenity
07:00 <Loof> as apposed to fake oranges
07:00 <Bastardly_One> I have red faygo
07:00 <Bastardly_One> I wont be sleeping for a week
07:00 <Bastardly_One> *does circles in  a sugar rush*
07:00 <Loof> you go to eat them only to find they are really a turnip
08:00 <Bastardly_One> simon 
08:00 <Bastardly_One> ice coffee from Gloria Jeans
08:00 <Bastardly_One> the ice coffee and ice chocolate are pure slithers of ice
08:00 <Bastardly_One> no liquid
08:00 <beechy> low selfesteem could be a strength for some
08:00 <Bastardly_One> yuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuum
08:00 <Loof> pity sex is better than no sex
09:00 <beechy> highs n lows are part of everyday life think of the weather
09:00 <beechy> atleast i could use my palmer
10:00 <Loof> i might bleech my penis
10:00 <Loof> it can never be too white
10:00 <beechy> asian loves white penis
10:00 <Loof> that's why life is good :)
11:00 <beechy> dont you surrogate me now mummy
11:00 <Loof> my mums a cheap whore
11:00 <beechy> was mummy there when daddy was rooting his real mom
11:00 <Loof> hehe
12:00 <beechy> threesome as a result of surrogate twins
13:00 <beechy> but asians gone clever using aussies as a pawn
13:00 <Loof> sometimes it's good to know exactly what will fit in your ass
13:00 <beechy> easy way to enter to the country
13:00 <beechy> with extented family
13:00 <Loof> bring em all over
13:00 <Loof> more asian pussy
14:00 <Loof> the better
14:00 <beechy> more surrogate children
14:00 <Serenity> [11:07pm] <Bastardly_One> I wont be sleeping for a week
14:00 <Serenity> why
14:00 <Serenity> theres no more sugar than coke
14:00 <Serenity> probably less
15:00 <beechy> and the mental truma of suicidal refugees want 5start vip service, or get a sack
15:00 <Loof> Bastardly_One you cockstain, give up on life cracker
16:00 <beechy> he prolly took the last bits of the left of meth
16:00 <beechy> *over
16:00 <Loof> b1 tried to give his niece meth i heard
17:00 <Loof> :P
17:00 <slinky_J> ban loof for the night
17:00 <beechy> tasman opiet is as good as the original one from kazak
18:00 <Loof> i can get a box of opiates for $5
18:00 <beechy> you should mix with weed n smoke it Loof have you ever
18:00 <Loof> panadine forte
18:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah 
18:00 <Loof> yeah i've had a snowcone before
18:00 <beechy> *opium
18:00 <Bastardly_One> why has someone got a % for
18:00 <Loof> when i lived with a heroin addict
18:00 <Bastardly_One> does nothing except when it suits the crowd
19:00 <Loof> i got some of his smack and mixed it with weed
19:00 <beechy> was his name josh thompson
19:00 <Loof> then i went nighty night
19:00 <beechy> my best maet hope hes still crackin
19:00 <slinky_J> sno conez in 2014
19:00 <slinky_J> O_#
19:00 <beechy> heroin is a good mix with the weed
19:00 <Loof> i must admit it is
20:00 <Loof> but heroin is just too dangerous
20:00 <beechy> you sleep n hallucinate pleasent dreams
20:00 <damio> wweird dreams
20:00 <damio> i always had
20:00 <beechy> things you've lost give pleasure to your memory
20:00 <damio> lol
20:00 <beechy> you should try opium damio i strongly reccomend
20:00 <slinky_J> what does that mean beechy
20:00 <damio> I don't even like heroin that much
21:00 <damio> overrated
21:00 <damio> imo
21:00 <beechy> lifes too short to suffer
21:00 <slinky_J> the fk does that mean
21:00 <damio> i always thoght heroin was oing to blow my mind
21:00 <damio> so was a bit disappoint
21:00 <slinky_J> like in the movies?
21:00 <slinky_J> lol
21:00 <damio> yeah
21:00 <damio> lol
21:00 <slinky_J> yer
21:00 <damio> oops
21:00 <slinky_J> was shit
21:00 <beechy> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gwnw-lsyQYA
21:00 <Loof> i'll stick with weed
21:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Once Upon A Time In America Opium Scene (Feb 12, 2007) - Category: Film & Animation - 68,857 - 65 likes (94.2%), 4 dislikes (5.8%)
22:00 <Loof> fuck alcohol or hard drugs
22:00 <damio> mdma is my doc
22:00 <damio> but haven't had in years
22:00 <slinky_J> loof is an addict
23:00 <slinky_J> his plan he said if he fails his course is to never study again and stay at home with his kid smoking pot all day
24:00 <Loof> next study period i'm quitting weed
24:00 <Loof> do the year of agony to get off it
24:00 <beechy> de nero was real high on the scene
25:00 <beechy> if the weeds aint sticking it aint no good weed
25:00 <beechy> weed should be mixed with bit of opium
25:00 <Loof> all the heroin addicts have switched to meth
25:00 <Loof> it sucks
26:00 <Loof> so pathetic
26:00 <beechy> b1 is a true example
26:00 <Loof> yep
26:00 <Loof> junky scum
26:00 <beechy> pity me
26:00 <Loof> b1 sucks homeless ass
26:00 <Saemon> opium, wasnt that big in like, the 19th century?
26:00 <beechy> he  must have got it for free
26:00 <Saemon> opium wars
26:00 <Saemon> between china n british empire or something
26:00 <Loof> brits hooked china on smack
27:00 <Loof> exchanged silk and gold and shit for smack
27:00 <beechy> i passed out on heroin overdose back in the millenium
27:00 <Loof> well not smack, opium but close enough
27:00 <Loof> same shit
28:00 <beechy> isnt opium morfine heroin all from the flower
28:00 <Loof> yeah opium poppies
28:00 <beechy> power of the flower
28:00 <beechy> meth fucks you up for good
28:00 <Loof> yep
28:00 <Loof> look at pieter
28:00 <beechy> women are involved in these
28:00 <Loof> fucked for life
29:00 <beechy> especially in the clubs
29:00 <Loof> clubsluts
29:00 <beechy> i still see starts from them
29:00 <damio> meth fks me up for good?
29:00 <damio> oops
29:00 <damio> better keep tootin' then
29:00 <slinky_J> <Saemon> opium, wasnt that big in like, the 19th century?
29:00 <damio> if already fked
29:00 <damio> lol
29:00 <slinky_J> yeah man
30:00 <Loof> if you did enough of it
30:00 <damio> been smoking it since 19
30:00 <beechy> http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_Rvc5CoNzIc4/So2qdQVpXzI/AAAAAAAAADQ/W2Z0OYRWFHM/s400/legalize-cannabis.jpg
30:00 <damio> only every few eeks though
30:00 <damio> weeks*
30:00 <beechy> this is Loof in court fighting for legalising weed
30:00 <damio> sometimes more
30:00 <damio> sometimes less
31:00 <Loof> that's not very heavy use damio
31:00 <Loof> but it probably did slight damage
31:00 <damio> nope
31:00 <damio> ofcourse it does
31:00 <damio> lol
31:00 <damio> I binge on it
31:00 <beechy> https://valetudocafe.files.wordpress.com/2011/08/4.gif
32:00 <damio> but is the damage enough to negatively affect my quality of life?
32:00 <damio> that is the q.
32:00 <Serenity> not even giving him a warning
32:00 <damio> lol
32:00 <slinky_J> finally woo
32:00 <slinky_J> <3 u
32:00 <slinky_J> SCR<3AM
32:00 <Serenity> i just put a black light in my bedroom
32:00 <slinky_J> choice
32:00 <damio> sick
32:00 <Serenity> ive been looking at my glowing nipples
33:00 <damio> lol
33:00 <slinky_J> rofl
33:00 <damio> why are they glowing?
33:00 <Serenity> rofl
33:00 <Serenity> my nipple bars glow
33:00 <damio> so lezbian
33:00 <Serenity> wheres the lesbians at
33:00 <Maurice> I can confirm this, I saw her nips glowing
34:00 <Serenity> ^
34:00 <damio> lol
34:00 <damio> pretty sik wen ppl have glow in the dark tatts
34:00 <Serenity> ohh you just gave me an idea
34:00 <slinky_J> yeah
34:00 <Serenity> i have white on one of my tats
34:00 <damio> :)
34:00 <slinky_J> i was thinking about getting one
35:00 <Serenity> damn
35:00 <Serenity> faded too much
35:00 <Bastardly_One> make sure just not anyone does it 
35:00 <slinky_J> does that
35:00 <Maurice> Put the UV light on your vag and take a pic
35:00 <Bastardly_One> and they've a good history of that kind of work
35:00 <Serenity> it faded pretty quickly off the tat tbh
35:00 <Maurice> I bet the semen shows up heaps
35:00 <Serenity> it was just highlights so not much
36:00 <xm> damio told me the other day about his gaydar system. when he's around a super homo gay his nipples get erect and hot. sometimes it burns holes in his shirt
36:00 <slinky_J> well white isnt supposed to show too much so
36:00 <Serenity> yeah it was just bits on my leg tat
36:00 <Maurice> xm, I suffer the same thing
36:00 <slinky_J> i can still see it on the vinyl in my shoulder tat
37:00 <simba> white ink is cool
37:00 <slinky_J> why dont blacks get white
37:00 <slinky_J> ink
37:00 <slinky_J> lol
37:00 <Serenity> https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xaf1/t1.0-9/p417x417/582622_491758350841446_1031837939_n.jpg
37:00 <Serenity> you can see bits of it on there
37:00 <simba> i usually see it on pale white girls
37:00 <Serenity> that was taken by the studio
37:00 <simba> thats pretty cool
38:00 <Serenity> that pic got so many likes when they posted it
38:00 <slinky_J> very pretty
38:00 <beechy> the func happen with the skype
39:00 <Maurice> Thats TnT?
39:00 <beechy> steroid chicken
39:00 <Serenity> yeah Maurice
39:00 <Serenity> bones
39:00 <Maurice> Love those dudes
39:00 <Maurice> When I got my wrist one, mum told Bones off for piercing my eyebrow back when I was 16
39:00 <Maurice> Pretty sure he doesn't give a flying fuck
40:00 <Serenity> lol
40:00 <beechy> long time ago we had a mad 69
40:00 <Serenity> i pretty much spend the whole 2 hours laughing
40:00 <Serenity> they are all so funny
40:00 <Maurice> They have good camaraderie
40:00 <Maurice> I dunno if thats spelt right
41:00 <beechy> perth will get a new bigger airport last time i went onyl three planes were there
41:00 <Serenity> fuck off beechy
41:00 <Maurice> I wish you would die
41:00 <Serenity> we have the biggest and only 24 hour airport in the fucking country
41:00 <Serenity> piss off
41:00 <beechy> ansett airline
42:00 <Maurice> ...
42:00 <slinky_J> lol
43:00 <beechy> melbourne airport were also nothing fancy one storey called tullamarine airport when i landed
43:00 <beechy> all the could see was bush n trees along the bulla rd n essendon
44:00 <beechy> lets call it a nite brain must exhusted
44:00 <Maurice> Fucking hell, he's crapping on like it's still 15 yrs ago
44:00 <Maurice> Move the fuck on
46:00 <slinky_J> lol
46:00 <Bastardly_One> he's not going to be around much longer he was saying last night
46:00 <Bastardly_One> he wont be able to access the net or something
46:00 <BlackDevil> Maurice
46:00 <Bastardly_One> can't wait
47:00 <BlackDevil> im still pooping at age 13
47:00 <Maurice> Congrats?
47:00 <BlackDevil> thanks
48:00 <simba> does ur mommy wipe ur buttex
48:00 <BlackDevil> hopefully by age 15, my craps will stop
48:00 <fawks> my craps
48:00 <simba> jerry hatrix
48:00 <simba> my lovely lady craps
50:00 <BlackDevil> aaron
50:00 <BlackDevil> you do you still crap?
50:00 <BlackDevil> do you still crap?
50:00 <mrdanger> i crapsometimes
50:00 <simba> `8ball do u still crap
50:00 <ChanOP> 8ball: do u still crap?? That question is better remained unanswered.!!
51:00 <fawks> .!!
51:00 <BlackDevil> `8ball is crapping on people healthy?
51:00 <ChanOP> 8ball: is crapping on people healthy??? All signs point to yes.!!
51:00 <BlackDevil> sweet
51:00 <mrdanger> foe is the enemy.
51:00 <simba> do u steal crap
51:00 <Bastardly_One> FoE?
51:00 <Bastardly_One> not you too
51:00 <fawks> ..
51:00 <fawks> here we go
52:00 <Bastardly_One> no, I don't play FoE
52:00 <Bastardly_One> I know people that do
52:00 <mrdanger> faux: i dont get it
52:00 <Bastardly_One> don't worry
52:00 <simba> im gay with an irc user who plays it
52:00 <Bastardly_One> was a dig at me 
52:00 <fawks> i was waiting for b1 to inject himself into everything
53:00 <fawks> Not as stupid as you are, mother fucker, fuck off!!!! Son of a bitch, and grow a brain before you open your fucking mouth!!! You are shitty as hell, not worth my time!!!! Fuck off forever you cunt!﻿
53:00 <fawks> i love youtube comments
53:00 <Bastardly_One> get a new hobby 
53:00 <simba> me 2
53:00 <simba> you are shitty as hell
54:00 <fawks> Fuck off forever you cunt!
54:00 <simba> lol
54:00 <simba> fawks
54:00 <fawks> oui
54:00 <simba> these classics my mate got (his google name is tyler durden)
54:00 <simba> http://37.media.tumblr.com/c93c39ba20df7651e667655dc2f82dcc/tumblr_n9os6vZWhu1qmuxe9o1_1280.jpg
55:00 <simba> that kid is amazing
55:00 <Serenity> hello how can I help you
56:00 <fawks> LLOL
56:00 <fawks> i love that
56:00 <fawks> i love how intense people get
56:00 <simba> you have less value than a piece of smegma encrusted lint pulled from the foreskin of a sweaty uncircumsized penis
56:00 <fawks> my comment was legit off a cooking video of an old maltese man coooking bolognese
56:00 <slinky_J> is it just me or does this look like a chicks tank top? https://scontent-a-lax.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpa1/t1.0-9/10513384_10152505697889471_2124328057225168147_n.png
56:00 <simba> wow
56:00 <simba> yep
57:00 <fawks> where is his restaurant? I can't understand him.. thanx!﻿
57:00 <fawks> lol
57:00 <Serenity> that looks like something Adonis would wear
57:00 <Serenity> tbh
57:00 <slinky_J> then that guy is such a pheg!
57:00 <slinky_J> LOL
57:00 <slinky_J> true 
57:00 <Serenity> +
57:00 <simba> most clothing aimed at those metro guys with pointless ink all over them is pretty feminine
57:00 <slinky_J> haha
58:00 <simba> ie. http://www.blogofmanly.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/bring_me_the_horizon.jpg
58:00 <simba> that guy and his clothing line = LoLl
58:00 <slinky_J> i like tom hardys ink
58:00 <fawks> i wanna bash the dude on the left
58:00 <fawks> like beat his pig nose with a sledgehammer
58:00 <slinky_J> heaps weird seeing pics of him as bane with his ink before it was digitally removed
58:00 <fawks> .
58:00 <simba> lol
59:00 <fawks> yu wang
59:00 <fawks> 2 months ago
59:00 <fawks> 想吃﻿
59:00 <slinky_J> yeah simba that i dont like
59:00 <slinky_J> its so gangsta for guys to have roses everywhere these days lol
59:00 <fawks> In Italy Wich Cheese Is The Popular Cheese?﻿
59:00 <simba> what about this https://38.media.tumblr.com/8098a01b2310c37abb2d6446d418778a/tumblr_n9hu0qetlh1qmn464o9_500.jpg
59:00 <fawks> reklngm;k
59:00 <fawks> doknt
00:00 <Bastardly_One> oh shut up
00:00 <Bastardly_One> as you tell me every 5 seconds
00:00 <fawks> I want to enter into the screen an eat it! YOU ARE A GEONIUS!
00:00 <simba> slinky_J check that last link
01:00 <Serenity> eww
01:00 <Serenity> simba why
01:00 <simba> because
04:00 <BlackDevil> simba likes my cock
05:00 <BlackDevil> Plane carrying Dr. Kent Brantly, American diagnosed w/ Ebola virus, has just landed in U.S.
05:00 <BlackDevil> YEA
05:00 <BlackDevil> putting ebola virus in the US
05:00 <BlackDevil> team america
07:00 <fawks> you guys are responsible for killing everyone else around the world why not kill your own people too
07:00 <Doodle> https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfp1/t1.0-9/10388575_10203444222120270_1888043865346219123_n.jpg
08:00 <slinky_J> OH FFS SIMBA
08:00 <slinky_J> lol
08:00 <slinky_J> only show me pics of tom hardy nude pls <3
08:00 <slinky_J> he has a small dick n not afraid to show it!
08:00 <simba> kk!!!!!
08:00 <simba> yea BlackDevil, u killer
12:00 <fawks> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tt8zG6dStRk
12:00 <fawks> aw
12:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Hashtags: #RobFordBaby (Date not found) - Category: Comedy - 375,845 - 3,053 likes (97.8%), 70 dislikes (2.2%)
14:00 <BlackDevil> oh simba
14:00 <BlackDevil> did you see this video?
14:00 <BlackDevil> http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=8b4_1406951017
14:00 <BlackDevil> LiveLeak: NBA players suffers major leg injury (Date: Aug-1-2014, 12 hours ago) - Views: 24671 - Played: 795
14:00 <Serenity> Maurice
14:00 <Serenity> sex toy sale on cotd
15:00 <Maurice> Ooer
15:00 <Maurice> Count me in
15:00 <Maurice> I have Cams card to my left too ;)
15:00 <BlackDevil> used sex toy for sell
15:00 <Doodle> high mileage
16:00 <slinky_J> apparently the earths axis has tilted by 7 seconds
16:00 <Maurice> What do you think cotd is
16:00 <slinky_J> is this Hungry Beast episode new
16:00 <slinky_J> fkn
16:00 <Doodle> crabs of the day
16:00 <Maurice> Wow, nailed it
16:00 <milk> Jeareden Onyz
16:00 <Maurice> Lets bang
16:00 <slinky_J> 7 cms even
16:00 <Doodle> amd she was all ahhh yeah ur nailin me
16:00 <Doodle> *and
16:00 <Doodle> /40yo virgin
17:00 <Maurice> Lol
17:00 <Maurice> I watched Get Smart with him in it tonight
17:00 <Maurice> He plays the dumb role really well
17:00 <Doodle> he's a natural
17:00 <damio> slinky it tilts a fair bit
17:00 <damio> earthquakes
17:00 <Maurice> Serenity, do you have a link? Coz I can't find it
17:00 <Serenity> http://www.catchoftheday.com.au/event/40445/?utm_source=COTD&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=sos2_20140802&utm_content=cms
17:00 <Maurice> Spanks
18:00 <slinky_J> AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH
18:00 <slinky_J> i just saw a chick have her pussy lip cut off
18:00 <Serenity> ....
18:00 <slinky_J> this is the second time there will NOT be a third.
19:00 <Serenity> those little hussy vibes are shit
19:00 <Maurice> We vibe is only 90 bucks
19:00 <Maurice> Gross, they have Kardashian shit
19:00 <Serenity> get a we vibe
19:00 <Serenity> they are ace
20:00 <Serenity> ours is broken but
20:00 <Maurice> Oh bugger
20:00 <Serenity> it works but as soon as its got any pressure
20:00 <Serenity> it cuts out
20:00 <Maurice> Kick it in the snatch
21:00 <Maurice> I can't remember my damn login details
22:00 <slinky_J> omigosh this chick had a perfect pussy y y Y did she have it cut off
22:00 <slinky_J> :(
23:00 <slinky_J> :~
23:00 <Maurice> ..
23:00 <slinky_J> labia plasty
23:00 <Serenity> ive seen that man
23:00 <Serenity> its gross
23:00 <slinky_J> ye
23:00 <fawks> ye
23:00 <slinky_J> n how they get rid of it in porn
23:00 <slinky_J> BAD FOX BAD!
24:00 <fawks> ye
24:00 <Serenity> porn has a lot to answer for
24:00 <fawks> http://www.catchoftheday.com.au/event/40445/product/little-hussy-serenity-soother-rose-300337/
24:00 <fawks> this one soothes serenity.
24:00 <Serenity> rofl
26:00 <fawks> hi
27:00 <Saemon> some chicks need to get cosmetic shit done to their vadge though to fix the flaps
27:00 <Saemon> some are ridiculously loose, looks life freaken lettuce leaves
27:00 <Maurice> Like you'd know
27:00 <Saemon> like*
27:00 <Saemon> the working lady im currently a regular of has it
27:00 <Saemon> shes savin up for the procedure
27:00 <Maurice> Rank
27:00 <Saemon> cuz she reckons its stopping her from getting more clients
28:00 <fawks> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-sh-mATW4wQ
28:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Sticky Balls with Channing Tatum (Late Night with Jimmy Fallon) (Date not found) - Category: Comedy - 2,448,271 - 7,615 likes (97.9%), 166 dislikes (2.1%)
28:00 <fawks> i wanna play this immeedz
29:00 <Serenity> do you have the texta chainsaw mascara
29:00 <Serenity> texta... lolo
29:00 <Serenity> texas
29:00 <slinky_J> loose?
30:00 <slinky_J> how can flaps be loose
30:00 <Bastardly_One> big ... long
30:00 <Serenity> lol slinky_J only a virgin wouldnt realise the flaps have nothing to do with vaginal looseness
30:00 <Bastardly_One> loose
30:00 <slinky_J> lol
30:00 <Bastardly_One> I just scrolled
30:00 <Bastardly_One> what she said 
30:00 <Serenity> the labia have no involvement in the vagina
30:00 <slinky_J> flaps are great
31:00 <Bastardly_One> nothing at all 
31:00 <Bastardly_One> some labia are ugly though
31:00 <Bastardly_One> true?
31:00 <Serenity> yes some are, just like some foreskins are gross
31:00 <Maurice> Ok Serenity, just got the we vibe
31:00 <Serenity> wooo
31:00 <slinky_J> ye i haz no foreskin
31:00 <slinky_J> ftw
32:00 <Serenity> i love it, its got a remote and a cute little charger you sit it in
32:00 <Maurice> Come over when it's here and we'll play
32:00 <Serenity> reowww
32:00 <ShadowLurker> :o
32:00 <Saemon> giggity
32:00 <Bastardly_One> and ShadowLurker awakes
32:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
32:00 <Maurice> He's welcome to watch
32:00 <Maurice> Nothing else
32:00 <Bastardly_One> I'll pay for the DVD
32:00 <Serenity> ^
33:00 <Saemon> i'll peep through the window
33:00 <Maurice> I can I'll be using my purchases on my own most of the time
33:00 <Maurice> You can fuck off Saemon
33:00 <Serenity> thats why the we vibe is good
33:00 <Serenity> you can use it on your own or with someone else
33:00 <Maurice> Can see*
33:00 <ShadowLurker> Saemon i honestly wish you would shut up/leave/die
33:00 <Maurice> Damn skippy
37:00 <simba> Saemon stop antagonising the users
38:00 <Serenity> simbas stop being a bitch you'll get fired
38:00 <simba> be quiet Serenity or ill report you to Longie
38:00 <fawks> rofl
38:00 <fawks> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YiLtEeWE828
38:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Improv Dance with Rebel Wilson (Late Night with Jimmy Fallon) (Date not found) - Category: Comedy - 1,492,126 - 6,932 likes (98.1%), 136 dislikes (1.9%)
38:00 <fawks> i love her ;(
38:00 <Serenity> that seems to be a trent atm simba
39:00 <Serenity> trent LOL
39:00 <Serenity> trend
39:00 <Maurice> Fuck
39:00 <Serenity> stop it
39:00 <Maurice> Someone needs to pee for me
39:00 <Serenity> my nipples do not approve
39:00 <Maurice> ASAP
39:00 <simba> take it u ****
39:00 <Maurice> Or my couch will have an accident
39:00 <Serenity> **** U
39:00 <ShadowLurker> o.o
40:00 <Serenity> im gonna get me vag repierced
40:00 <Serenity> so i can make it glow
40:00 <ShadowLurker> i aprove
40:00 <ShadowLurker> approve
40:00 <Serenity> showin everyone
40:00 <Serenity> EVRY1
40:00 <ShadowLurker> of course
40:00 <Serenity> long as we understand each other
42:00 <BlackDevil> they changed the fuckin rat for chuck e cheese
42:00 <Maurice> What a slapper!
43:00 <Maurice> I wish Cam was so open minded so I could show his cock to everyone
43:00 <Serenity> rofl
43:00 <BlackDevil> my cam is open
44:00 <BlackDevil> want to view?
44:00 <Maurice> No
44:00 <Serenity> he pimps my bits to everyone
44:00 <Serenity> such a whore
44:00 <Maurice> Lol
44:00 <Maurice> Cam shit bricks when he was showing work pics to the neighbour coz me giving head was on his phone and he didnt know how to delete
44:00 <Serenity> im watching priscilla
44:00 <Maurice> I LOVE THAT
45:00 <Maurice> Cabanossi tits
45:00 <Serenity> i love that you guys record yourselves lol
45:00 <simba> Maurice upload it to pornhub
45:00 <Maurice> Fuck no
45:00 <simba> see how many stars u get
45:00 <Maurice> I deleted it
45:00 <Serenity> upload it to me you selfish bitch
45:00 <simba> suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuure u did
45:00 <simba> ur cams cam whore
46:00 <Maurice> Lol
46:00 <Maurice> Last night would have been an hours worth of xnxx vid
46:00 <Bastardly_One> not bragging or anything
47:00 <simba> hawtt@!@!!!!
47:00 <Maurice> You or me? Coz my old man lasts longer than 3 minutes
47:00 <fawks> your dad
47:00 <Maurice> See that, total buuuuurn
47:00 <Bastardly_One> you 
47:00 <ShadowLurker> LOOOL
47:00 <Bastardly_One> I don't even know what it is 
48:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
48:00 <simba> idk who shes even talking 2
48:00 <ShadowLurker> shes burning the hell out of b1
48:00 <Serenity> im lost
48:00 <Serenity> lol
48:00 <fawks> she told b1 her dad lasts longer than 3 mins
48:00 <simba> *wOoOSH* Ova ma hed
48:00 <Bastardly_One> well, kind of burning
48:00 <ShadowLurker> no
49:00 <Bastardly_One> but nuh ... from memory I exhaust myself even 
49:00 <ShadowLurker> her "old man"
49:00 <Maurice> (00:46:24) (Maurice): Last night would have been an hours worth of xnxx vid (00:46:39) (Bastardly_One): not bragging or anything (00:47:32) (Maurice): You or me? Coz my old man lasts longer than 3 minutes
49:00 <Bastardly_One> can't remember that far back
49:00 <Bastardly_One> oh the old 
49:00 <ShadowLurker> man im fucking wasted and i understood
49:00 <Maurice> SEE
49:00 <Maurice> ShadowLurker is normal
49:00 <Serenity> old man = cam not her father lol
49:00 <simba> but he wasnt bragging about anything he was talking about u
49:00 <simba> sorry but thats a bad 1
49:00 <simba> sorry
49:00 <Maurice> fawks, I have never, ever called my dad my old man
49:00 <Maurice> Coz ewww
49:00 <ShadowLurker> LOL
49:00 <Serenity> OLD LADY
50:00 <Serenity> hnngg
50:00 <fawks> i know Serenity ty  for  clarifying lol
50:00 <fawks> but me old man is so 'my dad'
50:00 <simba> dads are known as 'the' old man 
50:00 <fawks> exactly
50:00 <Maurice> Well Cam is a man and old
50:00 <Serenity> in bogan country old man and old lady = the wives/husbands
50:00 <Maurice> And alas, hes bound to me
50:00 <simba> johninja and mel
51:00 <simba> thats sjust what i think of
51:00 <fawks> smell
51:00 <Serenity> john commented on ah eap of my fb shit the other day
51:00 <Bastardly_One> the more I hear about mel
51:00 <Maurice> They're not even here, what about them
51:00 <Serenity> he must have been allowed on the computer
51:00 <slinky_J> howcome ppl hate johninja and mel now?
51:00 <Bastardly_One> the more I'm amazed
51:00 <Serenity> i was suprised he hasnt deleted me
51:00 <slinky_J> thort they were popular
51:00 <ShadowLurker> not ppl slinky_J
51:00 <Maurice> Hes still on my list too
51:00 <ShadowLurker> #cats krew
51:00 <simba> Maurice - thats just what i picture when i think of a couple in bogan country
51:00 <Maurice> She del'd me
51:00 <Maurice> I'm in Perth, so yeah, bogan country
51:00 <simba> john next to a ute on a farm with mel by his side/slumped at his feet
52:00 <ShadowLurker> cuntry
52:00 <Maurice> LOL
52:00 <Maurice> Slumped
52:00 <simba> sorry john u rock bro *shouts 2 john*
52:00 <fawks> do you picture stink lines coming out of her
52:00 <Serenity> i dont feel one way or another about those two anymore
52:00 <simba> lol
53:00 <simba> yea like a comic
53:00 <Maurice> I sent her fucking baby stuff and she deleted me coz John is on my fb
53:00 <Maurice> At the time, they were banging
53:00 <Serenity> she deleted you because im on your fb
53:00 <Serenity> lets me real
53:00 <Serenity> be
53:00 <simba> thats rude
53:00 <Maurice> And that
53:00 <Maurice> She said him and fawks
53:00 <ShadowLurker> ROFL
53:00 <slinky_J> it's ok it's ok
53:00 <Maurice> And fawks isn;t on it
53:00 <slinky_J> i like these convos
53:00 <slinky_J> irc melbourne = Neighbours
53:00 <ShadowLurker> and boobs
53:00 <slinky_J> characters come and go
53:00 <Maurice> Ugh, I forgot you have a hotnut for both of them
54:00 <fawks> ye
54:00 <fawks> was cos of me
54:00 <slinky_J> then return
54:00 <fawks> soz but not soz
54:00 <fawks> wnefbiugerg
54:00 <fawks> this is the best thing ever
54:00 <fawks> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=27exhy-cZkQ
54:00 <Serenity> yeah i got deleted cause of fawks
54:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Lip Flip with Tina Fey (Date not found) - Category: Comedy - 2,375,026 - 24,146 likes (98.9%), 259 dislikes (1.1%)
54:00 <Maurice> Fucking cat keeps flashing her vag at me
54:00 <Maurice> Really over it
54:00 <slinky_J> mel friend requested me last week
54:00 <simba> i h8 tiny  fay
54:00 <fawks> watch it
54:00 <slinky_J> tiny fay lols
54:00 <simba> watch it buster
54:00 <Maurice> She deleted me coz of ninja pretty sure
55:00 <Serenity> i just dont care
55:00 <Maurice> I'm more pissed
55:00 <slinky_J> why is it ppl get involved and go nuts
55:00 <Serenity> i defended her n she called me two faced she can eat a knob
55:00 <Maurice> LOL
55:00 <Maurice> Pot, kettle, black
55:00 <Maurice> THEY BURNT MY CARPET
55:00 <Serenity> mmm knob
56:00 <Maurice> I've had enough, even though only some of us can rememeber
56:00 <Maurice> Aka me
56:00 <slinky_J> now here's a piece for ya sezz
56:00 <slinky_J> https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfp1/t1.0-9/10277491_10152501099244471_9203969036313530424_n.jpg
56:00 <slinky_J> dassamazink
56:00 <Serenity> thats creepy
57:00 <slinky_J> thats the calf right?
57:00 <Maurice> I'm rather excited to get my sex toys in the mail
57:00 <ShadowLurker> (y)
57:00 <simba> me 2
58:00 <Serenity> think so
58:00 <simba> play nice Loof or ill bash ya irl!!!!!!!!
58:00 <Serenity> come on cabanossi tits
58:00 <slinky_J> y the fuck is someone callin me at this time
58:00 <Serenity> where are ya bags
58:00 <slinky_J> i bet its beagle
58:00 <Maurice> Lol
58:00 <Maurice> Cabanossi tits is best
59:00 <Serenity> can they feel anything with those tranny vaginas?
59:00 <ShadowLurker> google it
59:00 <Maurice> (00:44:57) (Serenity): im watching priscilla
59:00 <Maurice> (00:45:03) (Maurice): I LOVE THAT
59:00 <Maurice> (00:45:09) (Maurice): Cabanossi tits
59:00 <Serenity> yeah it was just on lol
59:00 <Maurice> Except for Guy, they are ugly women
00:00 <ShadowLurker> Mr Anderson
00:00 <ShadowLurker> we meet again
00:00 <Maurice> Shut up, Adam
00:00 <ShadowLurker> eat a bag of dicks slutbag
00:00 <Maurice> Mr Franklin
00:00 <Maurice> EXPOSED
00:00 <ShadowLurker> s
00:00 <ShadowLurker> frankinssd
00:00 <ShadowLurker> franklins
00:00 <ShadowLurker> fuck
00:00 <Maurice> Lol
02:00 <Loof> sorry i didn't realise b1 was popular now, i'll quit hammering him
02:00 <ShadowLurker> fuck off
02:00 <ShadowLurker> Q.Q
02:00 <Loof> hard to keep track of the politics sometimes
02:00 <Bastardly_One> *insert eye roll here*
02:00 <ShadowLurker> no shit
02:00 <Serenity> you got banned for saying his gives his nieces meth
02:00 <Serenity> not because hes popular
02:00 <Serenity> grow up
03:00 <Bastardly_One> and ever think something else?
03:00 <Serenity> MAURICE
03:00 <Maurice> Fucking mental unit
03:00 <Maurice> YES
03:00 <Maurice> HELLO
03:00 <Serenity> GOOGLE TRANNY VAG
03:00 <Serenity> OMG
03:00 <ShadowLurker> wow
03:00 <Bastardly_One> they've moved on and we sorted shit?
03:00 <Bastardly_One> you know ... adults
03:00 <Maurice> Oh dear, do I really wanna do that
03:00 <Bastardly_One> foreign concept 
03:00 <Serenity> yeah man
03:00 <Serenity> its amazing
03:00 <ShadowLurker> did loof sit there trying to rejoin all hour
03:00 <ShadowLurker> just to have a cry
04:00 <ShadowLurker> all psuedo-passive agressive
04:00 <Loof> ah is that what it was
04:00 <Loof> yeah i regreted saying it right after pressing enter
04:00 <Serenity> think about what you type
04:00 <Serenity> thats all
04:00 <Loof> k
04:00 <Maurice> Wtf, I went images and regret
04:00 <Serenity> THEY CAN FEEL THEIR VAGINAS
04:00 <Serenity> omg
04:00 <Bastardly_One> I wish I could get this movie out of my head
04:00 <Serenity> i want to finger a tranny
05:00 <ShadowLurker> um
05:00 <Maurice> Rofk
05:00 <ShadowLurker> (y)
05:00 <Maurice> Rofl*
05:00 <Bastardly_One> I keep walking around saying mother fucking MONAY
05:00 <ShadowLurker> i just
05:00 <ShadowLurker> i dunno
05:00 <Serenity> u need help m8
05:00 <Bastardly_One> him or me?
05:00 <Serenity> both of you
05:00 <Maurice> I love Serenity on cruisers
05:00 <Serenity> nah ive been drinking jacks for like 2 hours
06:00 <Serenity> keep up
06:00 <Maurice> YOU FIBBER
06:00 <Serenity> i finished my cruiserz
06:00 <Serenity> far out
06:00 <ShadowLurker> LOL
06:00 <Maurice> Or skype is lagged
06:00 <Maurice> We took a big arse bottle of beam out last night, two drinks out of it
07:00 <ShadowLurker> i need toast
07:00 <Maurice> Thank you to the free food and booze
08:00 <Serenity> ShadowLurker keeps saying i have a tranny fetish
08:00 <Serenity> hello im not mirza
08:00 <Bastardly_One> I just found hash browns
09:00 <Bastardly_One> don't even remember buying them
09:00 <ShadowLurker> she just wants a chick with a dick
09:00 <Maurice> ShadowLurker is a dumb bum
10:00 <Bastardly_One> I have to admit the one that used to be around here
10:00 <Bastardly_One> LongLeggedBabe that I was friends with offline as well 
10:00 <Bastardly_One> was pretty hot
11:00 <ShadowLurker> of course you know a tranny
11:00 <fawks> lool
11:00 <Bastardly_One> she married this other guy off here in Singapore
11:00 <ShadowLurker> what havnt you seen/been involved with/had/experienced/know
11:00 <Bastardly_One> did him over and got deported
11:00 <fawks> LOL
12:00 <fawks> i flew a kite with pope francis whilst singing a duet with tupac when he was alive while playing bagpipes near albert einsteins tombstone
12:00 <ShadowLurker> sick mate
12:00 <ShadowLurker> me too
13:00 <fawks> same
13:00 <ShadowLurker> i was the one with the tunic
13:00 <fawks> i was just about to say me too
13:00 <Loof> i got 52/60 for my database assignment
13:00 <Loof> :D
13:00 <fawks> wD
13:00 <Loof> ty :)
13:00 <fawks> v good
13:00 <Loof> so proud
13:00 <Loof> if i hadn't been high probably full marks
13:00 <Shadowgate> yous kill of laughter
13:00 <Loof> lol
13:00 <fawks> lol Shadowgate killed everyone with laughter
14:00 <ShadowLurker> dis cunt
14:00 <Shadowgate> lol
14:00 <fawks> lol hahahaha
14:00 <Loof> exams are going to suck
14:00 <ShadowLurker> Shadowgate is like a catholics asshole
14:00 <Loof> i actually have to leave the house
14:00 <ShadowLurker> fully fucked
14:00 <Loof> and face THE INVIGINATORS!!!!!!!!!!
16:00 <Loof> i remember failing an exam once because i bought a pair of chucks that were too small and was in so much pain i had to go home
16:00 <Loof> when i got home my socks were soaked in blood
16:00 <Loof> went beyond blisters
16:00 <Loof> dont buy shoes off the net i guess is the lesson
16:00 <ShadowLurker> faux
16:00 <fawks> oeui
16:00 <fawks> oui
17:00 <ShadowLurker> notice the complete ignore
17:00 <ShadowLurker> (y)
17:00 <fawks> yes i lol'd
17:00 <fawks> like when sez insulted it
17:00 <fawks> and it went quiet and then continued speaking.
17:00 <fawks> like nothing happened..
17:00 <ShadowLurker> LOL
17:00 <ShadowLurker> "if i ignore it .... it never happened"
17:00 <Maurice> I just turned food on and came outside for a skoke, insurance ftw
17:00 <fawks> lollllll
17:00 <fawks> a skoke
17:00 <Serenity> what did i insult
18:00 <Maurice> SMOKE
18:00 <Maurice> Shut up
18:00 <Maurice> You knew what I meant
19:00 <simba> smoke
19:00 <Maurice> I can hear 	Oasis cranking from somewhere
20:00 <Serenity> is it your speakers
21:00 <Maurice> Sounds like Wonderwall
21:00 <ShadowLurker> its a hallucination
21:00 <fawks> lmao my friend has been seeing this chick and he just msgd me tonight saying she was blowing him and she bit his cock ...........................................
21:00 <fawks> whhhhhhhhhhhhhattt
21:00 <Serenity> lolll
21:00 <fawks> and shes like
21:00 <fawks> i thouhght youd like that.
21:00 <fawks> :S
22:00 <ShadowLurker> bah bowwwww
22:00 <Serenity> you know whats even weirder.. someone you've never spoken to holding grudges about you
22:00 <Serenity> thats really weird
22:00 <fawks> oui
23:00 <fawks> lol he goes im gonna casually slip this likn into one of our convos https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rrWNpA4Oao4
23:00 <fawks> yeah subtle
23:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: How to give a great blowjob (Date not found) - Category: People & Blogs - 5,705,998 - 4,791 likes (72.5%), 1,819 dislikes (27.5%)
23:00 <ShadowLurker> lol
23:00 <Serenity> rofl
23:00 <fawks> who would ebver think its ok to bite
24:00 <Serenity> he should bite her clit
24:00 <Serenity> 'oh i thought you would like it'
24:00 <ShadowLurker> haha
24:00 <ShadowLurker> never ok to bite
24:00 <fawks> LOL
24:00 <Loof> rub speed on it
24:00 <fawks> I AM A MAN AND I COME HERE TO LEARN HOW TO SUCK DICKS, SO WHAT, I AM PROUD.
25:00 <fawks> cool guy
25:00 <ShadowLurker> lol
25:00 <fawks> WTF
25:00 <fawks> some chick commented this
25:00 <fawks> Lick and tease his cock and balls with your tongue and fingers. Use lots of saliva, let the cock slide back and forth across your tongue and use strong suction in your mouth. Practice so you learn not to gag. Deep throat him and let strings of saliva drip out of your mouth attached to his penis and remember to breath throw your nose.﻿
25:00 <fawks> someone r eplied with ' youre a keeper'
25:00 <fawks> and she said
25:00 <fawks> Thanks I learned from my mom and the women in my family non are divorced﻿
25:00 <fawks> LOL
25:00 <fawks> excellent
26:00 <Serenity> jesus
26:00 <fawks> 'family meeting kids'
26:00 <fawks> 'todays lesson: bjs"
26:00 <ShadowLurker> you what
26:00 <ShadowLurker> fuck
26:00 <Loof> at the picard household that's normal
26:00 <Serenity> strings of saliva made me wanna vom in me mouf
26:00 <slinky_J> woah
27:00 <slinky_J> i see a friends post on fb
27:00 <slinky_J> wonder why we arent "friends" on fb and seconds later he calls my home fone
27:00 <slinky_J> aaaaaaahahahaaaaa
27:00 <slinky_J> loof is so obsessed with irc chatters its all he chats about.
28:00 <Serenity> im gonna pick some random nick from the nicklist and slag them off in pm to Maurice
28:00 <Serenity> someone ive never spoken to before
28:00 <Maurice> DO NOT
29:00 <slinky_J> lol
29:00 <slinky_J> i wonder if root is up for it
29:00 <slinky_J> coz i am
30:00 <Maurice> I picked my bro up today, some dude has been working on his 4x4 but the wheel fell off, 4th week hes working on it
30:00 <Serenity> o.O
30:00 <Serenity> hes not doing a very good job is he
31:00 <Maurice> Nope
31:00 <slinky_J> u can dew it nicky
32:00 <Serenity> u kan do it put ur bak in2 it
32:00 <slinky_J>  <fawks> Lick and tease his cock and balls with your tongue and fingers. Use lots of saliva, let the cock slide back and forth across your tongue and use strong suction in your mouth. Practice so you learn not to gag. Deep throat him and let strings of saliva drip out of your mouth attached to his penis and remember to breath throw your nose.﻿
32:00 <slinky_J> werdz
33:00 <slinky_J> spread teh word!
33:00 <fawks> what
33:00 <fawks> oh
33:00 <fawks> yeah its ayoutube comment
33:00 <fawks> i dint  say that
33:00 <fawks> lol
33:00 <slinky_J> i found the best tat of the day
33:00 <slinky_J> lol fox
34:00 <slinky_J> https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/t1.0-9/1622260_10152501078754471_1704838853976590332_n.jpg
34:00 <slinky_J> lols
34:00 <Serenity> brb going to go watch some people i dont know chat and say nothing
35:00 <slinky_J> shes weird
36:00 <slinky_J> WEIRDO
40:00 <Serenity> SICKOS
40:00 <Serenity> errywhere
40:00 <Bastardly_One> indeed
40:00 <Bastardly_One> hi Excessive and stop sending me notices when I mention you in here
40:00 <Bastardly_One> means you're ban evading
41:00 <Bastardly_One> hungry as 
41:00 <Bastardly_One> and cold ... -3 can fuck right off
42:00 <Bastardly_One> is this scary?
42:00 <Serenity> hes probably sitting there stalking out my fb again.. making adverts on buy and sell websits with me deets on it
42:00 <Serenity> like before
42:00 <Bastardly_One> someone ran out of a room as it scared them
42:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
42:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.the-pork.com/thepork/porkimages/uploaded15/425ef74e-f9e2-4e62-9b4f-f15b.jpg
42:00 <Bastardly_One> I died laughing
43:00 <Bastardly_One> what?
43:00 <Bastardly_One> oh, cracked
44:00 <ShadowLurker> fucking psychos in this place
45:00 <simba> its true 
45:00 <simba> im Excessive
45:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
46:00 <ShadowLurker> im Excessive
47:00 <slinky_J> ozploitation films doco on sbs
47:00 <slinky_J> Not Quite Hollywood
50:00 <Serenity> wallah ive sneezed like 5424346 times today
51:00 <Bastardly_One> this bowl of hot chips is delicious
57:00 <ShadowLurker> cool
00:00 <Bastardly_One> that was good
02:00 <slinky_J> now i wanna fucken eat
02:00 <slinky_J> YA FUCKEN somethin aussie slang
02:00 <slinky_J> wooo top score that round
02:00 <slinky_J> rofl
09:00 <Serenity> ok im done for a few days again. nice to know things never change. got a big day of objectifying kids tomoz bai
10:00 <Bastardly_One> meh
10:00 <Bastardly_One> cya 
22:00 <slinky_J> well im done masturbating till tomorrow
22:00 <slinky_J> today?
22:00 <slinky_J> WOO HOO!!!
27:00 <Bastardly_One> .
33:00 <slinky_J> o great i had a sanga so now i cant go to bed
33:00 <slinky_J> rr
33:00 <Loof> hey Mew :)
42:00 <Bastardly_One> haven't been this bored in ages
42:00 <Shadowgate> beer cures boredom
45:00 <Shadowgate> sydney home against essendon watching recorded program
49:00 <simba> y
49:00 <simba> ui
49:00 <simba> 4:19am
52:00 <Bastardly_One> 4:51
02:00 <simba> 444444444
03:00 <simba> Shadowgate: essendon win
05:00 <damio> almost down to 1deg
06:00 <Bastardly_One> -3 here
06:00 <Bastardly_One> and I've had no pot since this morning until Monday
07:00 <damio> eeep
07:00 <damio> take some valium if you have it
09:00 <Bastardly_One> I'll live
23:00 <Shadowgate> damio took valium and he killed everyone of laughter as he used valium
27:00 <simba> Shadowgate kills people of laughter
37:00 <faux> What 
38:00 <Loof>  http://lollapalooza.redbull.tv
39:00 <Loof> vio live thats what
39:00 <faux> Yah I know he msgd me on skype
40:00 <Loof> cool
46:00 <simba> http://prod.cloud.rockstargames.com/ugc/gta5photo/2811/yUYkjUoPR06KpUfqMfsVZA/0_0.jpg i made it pinK
47:00 <Loof> i hit lvl 20 today!
47:00 <Bastardly_One> I was expecting the bright pink
47:00 <Loof> my finest life achievement
48:00 <simba> nice 1
48:00 <Loof> wonder what unlocks i got
48:00 <simba> i got 1 more level until i can host that job
48:00 <Bastardly_One> you know you get an achievement once you get all the strippers numbers and the vanilla unicorn right?
48:00 <simba> then itll go meNtAl
48:00 <Loof> nice
49:00 <Bastardly_One> what job?
49:00 <simba> lol i dont mess with the hookers or anything
49:00 <simba> the roof top rumb le
49:00 <Bastardly_One> it's an achievement though
49:00 <Loof> that shit is hard
49:00 <Bastardly_One> getting all the strippers numbers
49:00 <Bastardly_One> found out by accident
49:00 <Loof> i tried to do it alone on hard
49:00 <simba> that would take 4ever
50:00 <simba> need people to blow everyone up in the garage then u cant blow up the car that has the documents or it fails...
50:00 <simba> some dumb cunt once blew it up 3x in a row kept restarting the job quickly
58:00 <Bastardly_One> not sure I've done that mission
02:00 <Bastardly_One> so cold
25:00 <faux> Heater
26:00 <Bastardly_One> not helping as much as I'd like
31:00 <Bastardly_One> -3
31:00 <Bastardly_One> feels like -9
31:00 <Bastardly_One> no wonder I can't warm up
33:00 <faux> Lmao
33:00 <faux> How do you know specifically what it feels like 
34:00 <Bastardly_One> the weather thing 
35:00 <Bastardly_One> always has a feels like whatever degrees after it 
39:00 <fawks> its 4 here
39:00 <fawks> and im not even wearing long clothes
39:00 <fawks> i had the heater on for a bit and everything shut
39:00 <fawks> so its nice and warm in here
40:00 <Bastardly_One> lucky you ... I think because it's an old wood house
42:00 <fawks> i dont even usually like the heater
42:00 <fawks> warm clothes will do
45:00 <Loof> http://i.imgur.com/BzwAFIS.jpg
48:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm rugged up like I'm going outside 
49:00 <fawks> cool
49:00 <fawks> how cute
49:00 <fawks> does he speak yet
55:00 <Shadowgate> fawks is so cute when she says shes faux
55:00 <fawks> lol.
55:00 <Shadowgate> her nick gets stucjk
55:00 <Shadowgate> abd she calls her self fawks
55:00 <Shadowgate> im drunk sorry
55:00 <Shadowgate> hi fawks lol
56:00 <fawks> LOL
56:00 <fawks> hi
56:00 <fawks> time for breakfast
56:00 <fawks> adios
56:00 <Shadowgate> loll
57:00 <Shadowgate> enjoy hun
57:00 <Shadowgate> i have pizza for breakfast
57:00 <Shadowgate> left over pizza
57:00 <Shadowgate> yuummmy lol
57:00 <Shadowgate> hhahhhhhhhhh
21:00 <fawks> omg
21:00 <fawks> where is simba
22:00 <Loof> yeah he speaks heaps
23:00 <fawks> cool
47:00 <Loof> Ana_Ng i can smell your cunt
47:00 <Loof> please gtfo
49:00 <Ana_Ng> omg!!!! Loof!!!!!!!1!!!! hi!
35:00 <simba> lol
58:00 <simba> 4:1)
33:00 <beehhh> refugee country
33:00 <beehhh> everyone's captivated by either the situation or the debt
34:00 <beehhh> no wonder the boomarang was invented
35:00 <simba> be quiet beehhh
35:00 <simba> thankj u
41:00 <beehhh> i dont like touch screen tablets so getting another laptop
42:00 <simba> they shouldnt replace each other anyway tbh
44:00 <beehhh> http://www8.hp.com/my/en/products/laptops/product-detail.html?oid=6737641
49:00 <beehhh> simba did some hails land on your head
57:00 <simba> no
57:00 <beehhh> having a real sunkist orange from nevada
57:00 <simba> didnt hail near the city i dont think
57:00 <simba> OK
57:00 <beehhh> perth always gets hail
57:00 <simba> ur mom
58:00 <beehhh> the size of the golf ball to the size of baseball bat
58:00 <beehhh> your mom is a ladyboy
58:00 <simba> batseball bat sized hail, you say?
59:00 <beehhh> would be good
59:00 <Serenity> wheres bastardly homo
59:00 <simba> dead rip
59:00 <beehhh> playing with needles i reckon
59:00 <beehhh> as he does on every sat
59:00 <Serenity> fuck off beehhh
00:00 <beehhh> i was talking to simba
01:00 <simba> beehhh the ex needle user of course
03:00 <beehhh> ice could makes you a zombie
04:00 <beehhh> cuts the life in a short if you wanna die early
23:00 <simba> f
25:00 <xm> f is for fuck
26:00 <simba> fuk
26:00 <simba> kuf
27:00 <xm> now kids, turn off your television sets, and practise what you've learned today
28:00 <faux> Hello
29:00 <simba> Hello
29:00 <faux> Hello
30:00 <faux> Mm chicken and garlic for lunch 
30:00 <faux> Yes pls
30:00 <simba> i got pasta and chickeese
30:00 <faux> What's chickeese
30:00 <simba> 4ɞቓ4ඈ0
30:00 <faux> Chicken and cheese
30:00 <simba> ቓቓቓቓ
30:00 <simba> yep
31:00 <faux> Oh ok
31:00 <simba> kool symbol
31:00 <faux> Is that a thing 
31:00 <simba> i just combined the words to type it faster
31:00 <xm> it looks like the stuff from theback of my ramen packets
31:00 <simba> chicken and cheese !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!'/'
31:00 <simba> #trivia
33:00 <faux> Oh ok
33:00 <xm> #startrek!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
33:00 <xm> im ur capitan
33:00 <xm> ur my krew
34:00 <simba> Congratulations xm  - this was a BONUS QUESTION!
34:00 <xm> sit down and strap on ya belts
34:00 <xm> we're going to mars!!
34:00 <xm> it';s called mars because it's made from mars bards!!!
35:00 <simba> mars barns
35:00 <simba> n 1 c _ n 4 T 4 N 0 u 1
35:00 <xm> for little ufos
35:00 <xm> like the ufo in the simspons coming out of the barn
35:00 <xm> epic burn
36:00 <simba> epic barns
36:00 <simba> epic barn
36:00 <simba> ufo controlled by pedals
37:00 <xm> DDR UFO
37:00 <xm> dem UFOs dancing in the4 skies
37:00 <xm> to da music
38:00 <xm> do doop do du due
39:00 <fawks> https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/t1.0-9/10511208_749489468449479_365626847780228442_n.jpg
39:00 <fawks> more like when anyone touches me
41:00 <fawks> http://www.smh.com.au/nsw/thousands-in-sydney-join-global-gaza-protests-20140713-zt61t.html
41:00 <fawks> lol
41:00 <fawks> the c hick on the left used to work at maccas
42:00 <fawks> im preeeeeeeeettty sure
47:00 <simba> not good 2 hear
47:00 <simba> people rallying around the world
49:00 <simba> Merrylands
49:00 <simba> Merry Christmas Lands
49:00 <xm> fawks, you mean worked as a Ronald McDonald statue? those lips and eyeyes...
49:00 <fawks> no
54:00 <xm> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PzP1XC51kro#t=100 <--- just say no. after you turn 25
54:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Bounce by the Ounce (Date not found) - Category: Entertainment - 1,727,255 - 2,737 likes (49.8%), 2,760 dislikes (50.2%)
12:00 <Saemon> https://au.news.yahoo.com/a/24612304/thai-surrogate-mother-of-a-baby-with-down-syndrome-abandoned-by-australian-parents-says-she-cannot-afford-baby-gammys-medical-treatment/
12:00 <Saemon> damn
12:00 <Saemon> that is so heartbreaking
13:00 <Saemon> my ability to empathise makes me sorta understand the australian parents position
13:00 <Saemon> like, they dont want to be burdened by the lifelong finacial/emotional stress and hardship its gona take to care for a down syndrome child
14:00 <Saemon> i can understand that, no one would want too or choose it
14:00 <Saemon> but still, a very sad and heartbreakng situation for the baby and overall
15:00 <Saemon> its situations like this thats makes u ask
16:00 <Saemon> could all these filthy rich billionaires around the world, i.e
16:00 <Saemon> bill gates
16:00 <Saemon> mark zuckerberg
16:00 <Saemon> gina reinhart donald trump etc
16:00 <Saemon> perhaps just give a few $ to help the kid?
17:00 <Saemon> wats a hundred thousand dollars to a millionaire like them?
17:00 <Saemon> spare change
17:00 <Saemon> billionaire
18:00 <xm> Bill Gates should stop going for expensive $15 expensive haircuts to $10 and give that $5 to the poor kid
18:00 <xm> Steve Jobs should just do best what he is doing now. nothing. dont inspire kids to buy more things they dont need
19:00 <xm> give it to the little ones
19:00 <Saemon> stev jobs isnt he died?
21:00 <Saemon> wow 
21:00 <Saemon> julia bishop is very short in person
21:00 <Saemon> shes only like 155cm
21:00 <Saemon> 1.55cm
21:00 <Saemon> 1m 55cm
21:00 <Saemon> lol my mafs is so bad
22:00 <Saemon> maths
28:00 <simba> phuck
36:00 <TheRon> Well I don't know why I came here tonight, I got the feeling that something ain't right, I'm so scared in case I fall off my chair, And I'm wondering how I'll get down the stairs,…  
38:00 <fawks> oh ok
38:00 <fawks> im on the rooooooad to viridian ciiiityyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
39:00 <fawks> ha ha Fennec_Fox has a small weiner
39:00 <TheRon> so small
39:00 <Fennec_Fox> so does you and ur mum ass clown
39:00 <TheRon> touchy much
40:00 <fawks> lmao
40:00 <fawks> love that guy
40:00 <fawks> weve built a team and we've been training all day longgg 
40:00 <fawks> we;re on the road and geting strong
41:00 <TheRon> It's nine o'clock on a Saturday The regular crowd shuffles in There's an old man sitting next to me Making love to his tonic and gin…  
43:00 <TheRon> i would
44:00 <TheRon> later i'll be doing the last lager waltz
44:00 <slinky_J> lols
47:00 <TheRon> If you'll be my bodyguard I can be your long lost pal I can call you Betty And Betty when you call me You can call me Al
49:00 <fawks> hello Al
50:00 <TheRon> betty
51:00 <TheRon> the bulldogs lost which is good
52:00 <Nikky`> Afternoon one n all
52:00 <TheRon> arvo
52:00 <Nikky`> How are you
53:00 <TheRon> alright
53:00 <Nikky`> I'll settle for alright
53:00 <Nikky`> How are the beers
53:00 <TheRon> half a keg to go
54:00 <TheRon> only just cracked one open to be truthful
54:00 <Nikky`> Aah but I guessed it right
55:00 <TheRon> jammies?
55:00 <slinky_J> https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/10457859_797298793656197_2631325675033378683_n.jpg?oh=906afdd461890529881a500a9336e110&oe=54433ACE&__gda__=1413120374_dca842b69290af146331c3a1e0470b2a
56:00 <slinky_J> i want red riding hood NOW
56:00 <slinky_J> lols
56:00 <Nikky`> Yes, you guessed that right :P
56:00 <Saemon> yoyoyo TheRon wat the hell is this? u tryin to bust a rhyme? bro your attempts are a crime, here returns the king of battle rap, i'll make yo shit sound like crap, so homie know that das king back, and ima about to unlease mah poet attack
57:00 <Saemon> so homie know that da king is back*
57:00 <TheRon> lebron james?
57:00 <Saemon> OOOOooohh! awww yeaaaaa
58:00 <slinky_J> Saemon how'd you like the movie 13?
58:00 <Saemon> haha slinkz i really payed attention to it
58:00 <slinky_J> nice one bruv
58:00 <Saemon> i just left it on
58:00 <slinky_J> lol
58:00 <Saemon> i didnt really* payed attention to it
58:00 <slinky_J> yeah ino
58:00 <slinky_J> did u see the bikers get their heads cut off?
58:00 <Saemon> lol i was on the net the whole time
58:00 <Saemon> wow no
58:00 <slinky_J> lol omigosh
59:00 <Saemon> i saw some fight scene on the bus
59:00 <slinky_J> haha
59:00 <Saemon> him and the other dude falls off
59:00 <Saemon> he was about to get chopped with a meat cleaver
59:00 <Saemon> but hits the other dude with a pork leg
59:00 <slinky_J> hahaha
00:00 <Saemon> after that i stop paying any attention at all
00:00 <slinky_J> he pulls a dead body out of a well at one point
00:00 <slinky_J> its so gross
00:00 <Saemon> damn
00:00 <Saemon> wats the story about?
00:00 <Saemon> supernatural stuff?
00:00 <Saemon> or pycho thriller?
00:00 <Saemon> psycho mindgames thriller
00:00 <slinky_J> he needs money
00:00 <slinky_J> and he's chosen by a reality show
01:00 <slinky_J> a fkd up secret one
01:00 <Saemon> ah ic
01:00 <slinky_J> that offer to pay him 100 million baht if he completes the tasks, and the tasks become more dangerous
01:00 <Saemon> man all these female athletes like sally pearson, they look better when they are competing with no make up, au naturale
02:00 <slinky_J> lol
02:00 <slinky_J> yeah man
02:00 <Saemon> when they are at media events etc and they are wearing dresses and make up etc
02:00 <Saemon> they all look like trannies
02:00 <slinky_J> yeah
02:00 <slinky_J> hahaha
02:00 <Saemon> cuz thier physique is so muscled up
02:00 <slinky_J> female netballers look like trannies
02:00 <slinky_J> haha ye
02:00 <Saemon> but when they dont have make up on, they look more naturally female
02:00 <TheRon> female cricketers are all lesbians
03:00 <TheRon> ALL!
03:00 <Saemon> nah bro
03:00 <Saemon> female rugby players
03:00 <Ana_Ng> just because they hate you doesn't mean they are lesbians :)
03:00 <Saemon> now that is a butch bunch of dykes yo
03:00 <Ana_Ng> do you have field hockey
03:00 <TheRon> if they turn me down they're lesbians
03:00 <slinky_J> im watching Locke with tom hardy coz couleurs said it was ok
04:00 <TheRon> yes we have hockey
04:00 <slinky_J> oi Saemon
04:00 <slinky_J> did u like SCARY MOVIE 1
04:00 <slinky_J> coz i watched A HAUNTED HOUSE real late and it is so fucken funny bro
05:00 <Ana_Ng> that's our traditional lesbian sport
05:00 <slinky_J> lol
07:00 <Saemon> haha ive got that movie
07:00 <Saemon> but i havent managed to watch it yet
07:00 <Saemon> yeah ive seen scary movie 1 but sooo long ago lol
07:00 <Saemon> bakc when anna faris was still rootable yo
08:00 <Saemon> aightz ima be back later yo
08:00 <TheRon> look it's the movie show with david and margaret
08:00 <slinky_J> this was as funny as watching scary movie 1 the first time
08:00 <slinky_J> i couldnt believe my upstairs neighbour let me watch it so late
09:00 <slinky_J> i like how its what would black people do in that situation
09:00 <Nikky`> Hey mrdanger 
10:00 <mrdanger> yo
12:00 <Nikky`> yo
12:00 <TheRon> ma
13:00 <slinky_J> wooo
13:00 <slinky_J> ten days n im 32
13:00 <slinky_J> y cant i be 32 now
13:00 <TheRon> slit your wrists now
13:00 <slinky_J> nothin to celebrate
13:00 <slinky_J> lol
14:00 <slinky_J> when i am 32 it will be ten years since i've had sex with a 32 year old. lol
14:00 <TheRon> classy
14:00 <TheRon> milf?
16:00 <slinky_J> well she didnt have any kids
16:00 <slinky_J> lol
16:00 <slinky_J> she had a bf
17:00 <TheRon> ever been to an engagment party and gone home with the bride to be?
17:00 <slinky_J> i wish
18:00 <TheRon> me either
18:00 <slinky_J> ehehehe 
18:00 <slinky_J> that's a good enough fantasy scenario to have a wanki over
22:00 <Lumeah> Definitely. 
24:00 <gremlinz> at my good friends engagement party, i did have the bride-to-be mum make a pass at me
25:00 <gremlinz> it was cringe-worthy
25:00 <TheRon> gilf?
25:00 <TheRon> ggilf?
25:00 <Doodle> golden girl i'd like to fuck?
26:00 <Nikky`> They were all doable
26:00 <Maurice> Mmm Bea Arthur
26:00 <TheRon> i was going for great grandmother, but golden girl works
26:00 <Doodle> thankyou for bein a frieeeeeeeeend
27:00 <TheRon> Whoa, we're half way there Whoa, livin' on a prayer Take my hand and we'll make it - I swear Whoa, livin' on a prayer
27:00 <Matthew> TRAVEL DOWN THE ROAD AND BACK AGAINNNN
27:00 <Doodle> lol
27:00 <Doodle> set Matthew off
27:00 <TheRon> what have we told you about that
27:00 <Doodle> i cant help myself
27:00 <Matthew> Estelle Getty <3
28:00 <Doodle> Matthew if i supplied the bikini would you was my car for me
28:00 <Doodle> wash
28:00 <Matthew> not in this weather, no
28:00 <Doodle> its sunny
28:00 <TheRon> e'd give it a good seeing to
28:00 <Matthew> I paid $12 for a car wash this morning
28:00 <Doodle> wtf
28:00 <Matthew> just go to BP or something
29:00 <Doodle> my car won't do auto car washes
29:00 <Matthew> why not ?
29:00 <Doodle> too low, wheels are too wide
29:00 <Maurice> Mine got washed yesterday while I sat and watched
29:00 <TheRon> pay a hobo to do it
29:00 <Doodle> and i value the paint on my car
30:00 <TheRon> maurice did it get the juices flowing?
31:00 <Maurice> Not overly, there was no bikini involved
31:00 <TheRon> damn
31:00 <Matthew> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hccAVthxbLs
31:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Jimmy Cliff - Peace (Apr 19, 2008) - - 1,658,304 - 2,270 likes (97.7%), 53 dislikes (2.3%)
32:00 <Maurice> Lol my kid 'Mum, whats HIV?' me 'It's pretty much Aids, it'll kill you' 'Ok awesome!'
32:00 <Doodle> lol
32:00 <Maurice> Turns out he's playing a plague game and is infecting people
32:00 <Doodle> i just washed my sheets Maurice, you coming over later to help me dirty them up again?
32:00 <TheRon> so well informed
32:00 <Maurice> Fucking oath I am
32:00 <Doodle> awes
32:00 <British^Meat> HIV3: San Andreas
32:00 <Doodle> hiv4: the ballad of gay tony
33:00 <slinky_J> woo dlin 3 movies
33:00 <slinky_J> tom hardy puts on a good welsh accent
34:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XWHOF_0-6Hg
34:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Peter Cetera ~ The Glory Of LOVE (Mar 24, 2010) - Category: Music - 7,834,751 - 22,023 likes (97.3%), 607 dislikes (2.7%)
34:00 <slinky_J> !seen couleurs
34:00 <slinky_J> `seen couleurs
35:00 <TheRon> `seen god
35:00 <slinky_J> ehe
37:00 <TheRon> crows by 3 points now
40:00 <TheRon> Oh I, I just died in your arms tonight It must have been something you said I just died in your arms tonight…  
40:00 <simba> beautiful singing TheRon
41:00 <TheRon> chweers
41:00 <TheRon> simba the crows might win
41:00 <simba> its tite now
42:00 <TheRon> little miss nice n tight
47:00 <slinky_J> lol
48:00 <BlackDevil> LOL
54:00 <British^Meat> go crow
54:00 <British^Meat> s
56:00 <TheRon> winston smith is the central charcter in which book?
56:00 <TheRon> 1984
56:00 <TheRon> the time machine
56:00 <TheRon> the day of the triffods or dune
56:00 <British^Meat> spot the dog
57:00 <British^Meat> remember WhatAMess?
57:00 <British^Meat> loved that lil guy
57:00 <TheRon> not really
58:00 <British^Meat> twas an english thing
58:00 <British^Meat> u probs grew up on book sbaout kangaroos and chicks called dot
58:00 <TheRon> hardy boys
00:00 <TheRon> the odd playboy magazine
00:00 <TheRon> it had articles
00:00 <British^Meat> linda lusardi
00:00 <British^Meat> sam fox
04:00 <Crip> https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/7456001536/h364096C4/
04:00 <slinky_J> beautiful outside
04:00 <slinky_J> must be why i have a sweet connection
06:00 <TheRon> go eagles
07:00 <BlackDevil> im going to give Serenity this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GhoRS-bXUD4
07:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Vesper (Date not found) - Category: Film & Animation - 4,438 -
08:00 <Matthew> this is a GREAT result if the EAGLES hang on
08:00 <Matthew> for ESS anyway
08:00 <slinky_J> if Serenity wasnt part of my imagination id have her baby!
08:00 <TheRon> second thoughts go crows
09:00 <FredFlinstone> g'day peepoiders
09:00 <FredFlinstone> how they friggin hangin?
09:00 <TheRon> a little cold
09:00 <FredFlinstone> lol
09:00 <FredFlinstone> mine are warm
10:00 <FredFlinstone> been in the car went to Geeeeeeeeelong
10:00 <British^Meat> what be a peepoider?
10:00 <FredFlinstone> went past Shitmonds stadium
10:00 <TheRon> quite the sight hey
11:00 <FredFlinstone> seen it before yes it is
11:00 <FredFlinstone> indeedy
11:00 <FredFlinstone> we should have been the same
11:00 <TheRon> i pray twice a day towards kardinia park
11:00 <British^Meat> Go Pro or go home
12:00 <TheRon> eagles ftw
13:00 <BlackDevil> British^Meat https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SGJcc4mmWgM
13:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Moves Like Jagger- Woman Dances At Longitude (Date not found) - Category: Autos & Vehicles - 116,280 - 158 likes (92.4%), 13 dislikes (7.6%)
13:00 <Ana_Ng> the seagulls are better
13:00 <TheRon> manly suck
14:00 <BlackDevil> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PBDKEn-TeQg
14:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: (Void) - Category: People & Blogs - 787,346 - 1,699 likes (85.9%), 278 dislikes (14.1%)
14:00 <slinky_J> https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/10341766_687926861272775_944831087993680404_n.jpg?oh=519f3d8ac36b2e85811a989c87481b63&oe=5433F6EA&__gda__=1413401457_6bcb51f62ececb673c7d41ecae665640
14:00 <slinky_J> ahahaha
14:00 <BlackDevil> bah fuck you youtube
14:00 <FredFlinstone> think I saw my caravan 
14:00 <FredFlinstone> Woohoo!
15:00 <TheRon> how hard would it be just to steal a caravan
15:00 <FredFlinstone> ummm not in a yard
15:00 <FredFlinstone> and the salesman was next to me
16:00 <FredFlinstone> but I see so many trailers and caravans not locked up
16:00 <FredFlinstone> no wheel locks nothing
16:00 <British^Meat> thats not go pro
17:00 <FredFlinstone> after looking at the van I decided to keep on going to Ocean Grove
17:00 <FredFlinstone> then back to eastern beach for lunchies 
17:00 <FredFlinstone> and a walk
17:00 <TheRon> see lingy?
17:00 <FredFlinstone> lol no thank god
18:00 <FredFlinstone> my my ocean grove is so nice now to when we camped there years ago
18:00 <FredFlinstone> the beach that is
18:00 <FredFlinstone> didnt bother with the main drag
18:00 <FredFlinstone> but fark Barwon Heads is even trendier!
19:00 <FredFlinstone> all the wankers were out think its as bad as Sorrento
20:00 <TheRon> latte sippers
22:00 <TheRon> gws a chance?
23:00 <British^Meat>  https://vine.co/v/MgeVXu10Eeu
24:00 <TheRon> you in a the suit?
24:00 <British^Meat> http://gfycat.com/UnfinishedCautiousBorzoi
25:00 <BlackDevil> i got one of those in my backyard
28:00 <FredFlinstone> they were
28:00 <FredFlinstone> I hate latte
28:00 <FredFlinstone> I had a pot of english brekky in geelong :)
29:00 <FredFlinstone> even though it wasnt really a pot not loose leaf a bloody tea bag
29:00 <TheRon> i would've had a pot
29:00 <TheRon> probably a pint
30:00 <FredFlinstone> lmao
30:00 <FredFlinstone> they had those too
30:00 <FredFlinstone> but I twas driving
30:00 <FredFlinstone> a red would have been nice
30:00 <FredFlinstone> with my open lamb souvlaki
32:00 <TheRon> too early for rick astley?
32:00 <FredFlinstone> are you going?
32:00 <TheRon> no
32:00 <FredFlinstone> oh I thought you meant to go there
33:00 <FredFlinstone> I know he is coming out
33:00 <FredFlinstone> you gonna shake your booty ey?
33:00 <TheRon> ample as it is
33:00 <FredFlinstone> lol
34:00 <TheRon> dark at the 'g
35:00 <FredFlinstone> yes saw that outisde
35:00 <TheRon> lights haven't taken effect yet
35:00 <FredFlinstone> oh
35:00 <FredFlinstone> not quite that dark here
36:00 <FredFlinstone> sun not covered by cloud yet
38:00 <TheRon> how many for jack?
38:00 <FredFlinstone> 6
38:00 <TheRon> sounds about right
39:00 <FredFlinstone> yepps 
39:00 <FredFlinstone> that prick has finally got his shit together
39:00 <FredFlinstone> taken his head out of his arse
39:00 <FredFlinstone> thats why they doing allright now
41:00 <slinky_J> https://scontent-a-lax.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfp1/t1.0-9/s526x395/10550865_10152501071534471_6803243232493473162_n.jpg
41:00 <slinky_J> sidebewb
41:00 <TheRon> hardwick is still coaching
43:00 <TheRon> Weep for yourself, my man, You'll never be what is in your heart Weep Little Lion Man, You're not as brave as you were at the start…  
55:00 <FredFlinstone> go sally go
55:00 <slinky_J> GO SALLY GO GO GO
57:00 <TheRon> payback the chcken do the chicken payback
57:00 <FredFlinstone> hahahaha
58:00 <slinky_J> i hope this costner movie 3 days to kill is good
58:00 <slinky_J> neone seen it?
01:00 <British^Meat> cheapskate :)
15:00 <TheRon> like tea drinkers, my little pinky raises when i drink beer
16:00 <TheRon> wooo i'm walking on sunshine
16:00 <Ana_Ng> i believe that's whoa-oh
16:00 <oxbffff> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gE6AVp-2Jic
16:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: American Psycho - Ending - 1080p HD (Date not found) - Category: Entertainment - 129,767 - 450 likes (98.7%), 6 dislikes (1.3%)
17:00 <TheRon> it is
17:00 <Ana_Ng> do not disappoint me.
17:00 <TheRon> damn it woman
18:00 <TheRon> many a woman has been disappointed by me
18:00 <Ana_Ng> it is your signature move
18:00 <TheRon> indeed
21:00 <TheRon> janie got a got
21:00 <TheRon> janie got a gun
24:00 <TheRon> Ana_Ng: , what you like on a first date, dinner film, maybe shooting some wild boar
25:00 <xm> so did you watch the video, TheRon 
25:00 <xm> the cop at the end looks just like....
25:00 <TheRon> video?
26:00 <xm> janie's got a gun
26:00 <TheRon> i have seen the janie got a gun video yes
26:00 <TheRon> never paid much attention to the cop at the end
27:00 <Ana_Ng> theron
27:00 <Ana_Ng> sex, immediately
27:00 <Ana_Ng> then food if we like each other
27:00 <TheRon> fair enough
27:00 <TheRon> try before you buy, i like it
27:00 <oxbffff> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nnkSzK3TOWg
27:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Endorphin-Satie 1 (Date not found) - Category: Music - 483 views - 9 likes (90%), 1 dislikes (10%)
31:00 <oxbffff> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M5sx-E6NCV8
31:00 <Ana_Ng> good sex is hard to find
32:00 <TheRon> i like food with sex
32:00 <oxbffff> Ana_Ng, For people who are obsessed with it ?
32:00 <TheRon> maybe a sandwich
32:00 <oxbffff> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M5sx-E6NCV8
32:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Endorphin-Free (Date not found) - Category: Music - 139 views - 1 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
32:00 <FredFlinstone> I got some barra in the fridge
33:00 <TheRon> i made a lamb stew yesterday
33:00 <Ana_Ng> what does quality have to do with obsession
33:00 <FredFlinstone> had it last two nights
33:00 <FredFlinstone> too cold tonight
33:00 <FredFlinstone> I got to go outside
33:00 <Ana_Ng> what is barra
33:00 <TheRon> barramundi
33:00 <FredFlinstone> got my little gas jet out there in the garage
33:00 <TheRon> fish
33:00 <FredFlinstone> yesh
33:00 <Ana_Ng> oh ok
33:00 <oxbffff> lag
33:00 <FredFlinstone> I had lamb for lunch
34:00 <TheRon> used cummin seed, fennel seed and cayenne pepper
35:00 <Ana_Ng> nice
35:00 <TheRon> cummin or cumin?
35:00 <Ana_Ng> cumin
36:00 <TheRon> did you know that premature is hereditary?
36:00 <TheRon> ejaculation
36:00 <TheRon> it's in the jeans
37:00 <TheRon> FredFlinstone: the fat lady is singing
37:00 <oxbfz> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fR3uBZcRoKU
37:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Bloke by Chris Franklin with lyrics. (Sep 28, 2009) 3:45 - Category: Comedy - 31,044 - 87 likes (96.7%), 3 dislikes (3.3%)
38:00 <TheRon> oh shit a light tower is out at the mcg
38:00 <FredFlinstone> is she?
38:00 <TheRon> oh yes
39:00 <TheRon> 36 points
39:00 <TheRon> it's over
43:00 <TheRon> somebody had a nap
45:00 <Nikky`> Who would be that somebody
45:00 <TheRon> you tell me
45:00 <Doodle> fap nap
46:00 <TheRon> naps are overrated
47:00 <Nikky`> lol Doodle.. is that what you had?
47:00 <Nikky`> Naps rock
47:00 <Ana_Ng> geology rocks
47:00 <Doodle> no i washed the car
47:00 <Doodle> and my clothes
47:00 <TheRon> so you did have a nap??
47:00 <Doodle> and vacuumed'
48:00 <Nikky`> I did indeed have a nap
48:00 <Nikky`> watched some tv first.. nodded off for a smidge
49:00 <TheRon> nodding off tonight during geelong's victory?
49:00 <Matthew> North Melbourne by 29
50:00 <TheRon> matthew are you ever right?
50:00 <Nikky`> probably.. few glasses of wine and i'll be off in sleep land
50:00 <Matthew> North home game at Etihad... on the rebound...
50:00 <Matthew> very dangerous
51:00 <TheRon> you thought the gold coast were gonna win
51:00 <Matthew> against Geelong? yes I did... they won by 7 goals...
52:00 <TheRon> against bris?
52:00 <TheRon> i wasn't confident going into that one
52:00 <Matthew> yes... I was the only tipster on the planet to tip the Suns to beat Brisbane
52:00 <Matthew> how dare I have such stupidity...
52:00 <TheRon> i tipped carlton this week and it almost come off
52:00 <oxbfz> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TcYOy6I6OR8
52:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Jimi Hendrix Experience * Hey Joe * (Date not found) - Category: Music - 795,012 -
54:00 <TheRon> the john denver experience
55:00 <TheRon> why does it always rain on me?
58:00 <FredFlinstone> cos you have a parade?
58:00 <TheRon> port will win tomorrow
58:00 <TheRon> gcfc tonight
58:00 <TheRon> melbourne's opponent will win
58:00 <TheRon> brisbane will win
00:00 <Matthew> Port winning would be good
00:00 <Matthew> Gold Coast can do whatever they like now... they are look finished
00:00 <Matthew> they look*
03:00 <TheRon> hawks easily
04:00 <oxbfz> Australia wants to ban everything its like george orwell 1984 movie
05:00 <oxbfz> Can't we just grow weed in peace
05:00 <British^Meat> everything like what?
05:00 <oxbfz> all these liberals
05:00 <oxbfz> lol liberal loser
08:00 <oxbfz> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qQx_AN02XuM
08:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Best of American Psycho Part 1 (Aug 6, 2008) - Category: Entertainment - 930,605 - 2,274 likes (96.8%), 74 dislikes (3.2%)
09:00 <TheRon> i'll tell you all a story about the joker and the thief in the night
09:00 <andrewbolt> Tell me more
10:00 <andrewbolt> Tell me more
10:00 <Nikky`> I don't like Mondays
10:00 <TheRon> tell me why
11:00 <andrewbolt> Because you shouldnt check out homophobes in locker rooms
11:00 <TheRon> are you a gay homophobe?
12:00 <andrewbolt> Nope
12:00 <andrewbolt> Holding hands with my boyfriend rn
13:00 <andrewbolt> I love musicals
13:00 <andrewbolt> Tell me more
13:00 <TheRon> tou like rent?
13:00 <andrewbolt> Sure
13:00 <TheRon> everyone has aids!!
13:00 <andrewbolt> It is a myth
13:00 <andrewbolt> Only feline aids exists
14:00 <andrewbolt> Ive held hands with many homo gays and never caught a thing
15:00 <andrewbolt> Other then a tingly sensations
15:00 <TheRon> require antibiotics?
16:00 <andrewbolt> Just tlc
16:00 <andrewbolt> My favourite being chasing waterfalls
16:00 <Nikky`> Don't be
17:00 <TheRon> unpretty
17:00 <andrewbolt> Must be
17:00 <Nikky`> scrubs
17:00 <andrewbolt> Love love love
18:00 <TheRon> boom shake shake shake the room
20:00 <andrewbolt> Tic tic bloom
20:00 <Nikky`> boom boom boom lets go back to my room
20:00 <TheRon> oh alright!
20:00 <oxbfz> Gangster's Paradise - Coolio
20:00 <TheRon> coolio was in ballarat
21:00 <oxbfz> Coolio - Gangster's Paradise
21:00 <TheRon> nikky` you like barry white?
22:00 <Nikky`> I don't have any of his songs - that should tell you something
22:00 <TheRon> doesnt get the juices flowing then
22:00 <Nikky`> No
23:00 <oxbfz> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N33eSNLkXJ8
23:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Gangster's Paradise - Coolio (Dec 19, 2009) - Category: Music - 2,185,041 - 8,105 likes (97.1%), 244 dislikes (2.9%)
23:00 <andrewbolt> Did ballarat promise him a big slippery slide coaster ride to come
23:00 <British^Meat> mario kart 8
23:00 <TheRon> no idea
23:00 <andrewbolt> I lovebarry
26:00 <TheRon> talking heads - once in a lifetime
27:00 <TheRon> jake king just sculled a beer
27:00 <TheRon> retired i'd say
28:00 <oxbfz> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N33eSNLkXJ8
28:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Gangster's Paradise - Coolio (Dec 19, 2009) - Category: Music - 2,185,041 - 8,105 likes (97.1%), 244 dislikes (2.9%)
30:00 <andrewbolt> Talking heads heaven
30:00 <Nikky`> I talk to myself.. kinda like talking heads
30:00 <TheRon> same as it ever was
31:00 <Matthew> don't just stand there... let's get to it... strike a poseeeeee... VOGUE
31:00 <Nikky`> I have Bean on
31:00 <TheRon> mr bean?
31:00 <Nikky`> Yeah but the movie "Bean"
32:00 <TheRon> never seen that
32:00 <TheRon> i was dragged along to johnny english
32:00 <TheRon> i think there was a root in it that never eventuated
32:00 <Nikky`> poor thang
32:00 <Nikky`> Hey couleurs.. how I missed you
33:00 <couleurs> hi Nikky` missed me 2
33:00 <andrewbolt> I touch myself...i think i would die if you were to /ignore me
33:00 <Nikky`> I could never ignore andrewbolt.. ever
33:00 <TheRon> it's amazing what blokes will do if there's the possibility of a root
34:00 <couleurs> u beautey
34:00 <slinky_J> couleurs!!
34:00 <TheRon> i mean you start liking pink if there's a possibility of a root
34:00 <andrewbolt> I once went to a wiggles concert just to score with a single mum
34:00 <slinky_J> I thought Locke was ok too
34:00 <slinky_J> glad I saw it :P
35:00 <couleurs> g'day me 2
35:00 <andrewbolt> True story dat
35:00 <slinky_J> :P
35:00 <TheRon> were you in?
35:00 <slinky_J> got A Haunted House 2, 3 Days To Kill and waiting for captain america 2 to finish dling :P
35:00 <couleurs> his problem was dumb... i thought someone was going to threaten him over the phone or something idk it made it bad 
36:00 <TheRon> you got debbie does philly?
36:00 <slinky_J> lmao
36:00 <couleurs> like with his work not some pregnant old slut
36:00 <slinky_J> it was different, I thought it was executed well
36:00 <slinky_J> I thought he might crash and die lol
36:00 <couleurs> me 2
37:00 <oxbfz> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yb7aNfMvRy0
37:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Dragon: The Bruce Lee Story (1/10) Movie CLIP - Fighting the Sailors (1993) HD (May 31, 2011) - Category: Film & Animation - 731,707 - 642 likes (91.6%), 59 dislikes (8.4%)
37:00 <slinky_J> spose it's just that little glimpse into his life, things brought together by coincidence
38:00 <oxbfz> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yb7aNfMvRy0
38:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Dragon: The Bruce Lee Story (1/10) Movie CLIP - Fighting the Sailors (1993) HD (May 31, 2011) - Category: Film & Animation - 731,707 - 642 likes (91.6%), 59 dislikes (8.4%)
38:00 <couleurs> i give it a 0/5 an ok
38:00 <TheRon> have you downloaded the marine 4?
40:00 <couleurs> yes
40:00 <TheRon> why?
40:00 <couleurs> j/k got u in your face
40:00 <TheRon> right
41:00 <oxbfz> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MzRCwNJqDJg
41:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Bruce Lee The "Lost" Interview. (Date not found) - Category: People & Blogs - 49 views - 0 likes (0%), 0 dislikes (0%)
41:00 <TheRon> i could never be your woman
41:00 <Nikky`> Thank god for that TheRon
42:00 <TheRon> i know
43:00 <oxbfz> .http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hpPE-FKJGt4
43:00 <oxbfz> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hpPE-FKJGt4
43:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Bruce Lee - The lost interview (Aug 2, 2008) - Category: Entertainment - 4,043 - 26 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
44:00 <couleurs> `ban oxbfz grow a brain moran
44:00 <slinky_J> lol couleurs
44:00 <TheRon> liverpoll gonna win this season?
45:00 <couleurs> no
45:00 <TheRon> swansea?
45:00 <slinky_J> i wonder if tom hardy was sposed to be welsh
45:00 <slinky_J> because he sounded welsh
45:00 <TheRon> spurs?
45:00 <couleurs> sheffield thursday
45:00 <TheRon> nice, something differend
46:00 <TheRon> i thought they were wednesday?
46:00 <couleurs> got u
46:00 <TheRon> yes?
46:00 <couleurs> yes and they're in div 2 or something i punk'd u twice!!!!!!!!
47:00 <TheRon> wow
47:00 <TheRon> how's milwall doing??
48:00 <couleurs> dunno
49:00 <TheRon> playing with villareal any good?
49:00 <couleurs> they're ok
49:00 <couleurs> so many questions!!!!!
49:00 <TheRon> i know very little about football
50:00 <slinky_J> oh so warm
50:00 <oxbfz> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZkFiPSFFacA
50:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Shaolin Wooden Men 1976 Part 7 (Jul 19, 2009) - Category: Entertainment - 29,864 -
50:00 <TheRon> heart - all i wanna do is make love to you
51:00 <TheRon> two melbourne city games for ballarat
52:00 <TheRon> i'd go if it was the victory
52:00 <slinky_J> https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/994452_10152498855674471_2549326088966038250_n.jpg?oh=5a1577cb57c78aa6574b7b4de37cd49f&oe=54589515&__gda__=1412885677_4331bbf0036076e91add7ae5995240c5
52:00 <slinky_J> meeooww!
55:00 <TheRon> GOOOOOALLLLLLLL!!
56:00 <slinky_J> goal
56:00 <oxbfz> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QEjgPh4SEmU
56:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Eye of the tiger -Lyrics- (Apr 26, 2009) - Category: Music - 42,081,977 - 129,662 likes (95.6%), 5,908 dislikes (4.4%)
58:00 <TheRon> we never knew what friends we until we came to leningrad
58:00 <oxbfz> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QEjgPh4SEmU
59:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Eye of the tiger -Lyrics- (Apr 26, 2009) - Category: Music - 42,081,977 - 129,662 likes (95.6%), 5,908 dislikes (4.4%)
59:00 <couleurs> they're going to use the vanishing spray in epil Ron
59:00 <slinky_J> "Let me finger gang bang her cuz"
59:00 <slinky_J> "Aight one finger!"
59:00 <TheRon> nice
00:00 <couleurs> epl even
00:00 <TheRon> R O C K int USA'
00:00 <oxbfz> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QEjgPh4SEmU
00:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Eye of the tiger -Lyrics- (Apr 26, 2009) - Category: Music - 42,081,977 - 129,662 likes (95.6%), 5,908 dislikes (4.4%)
00:00 <couleurs> http://i.imgur.com/kn6U2h8.jpg
02:00 <slinky_J> if only these a haunted house movies came out at the cinema here
02:00 <slinky_J> funniest shit
03:00 <oxbfz> sinister lol
03:00 <oxbfz> Kalifornia 1993 BRRip 720p x264 AAC - PRiSTiNE [P2PDL]
03:00 <slinky_J> Kalifornia!
04:00 <oxbfz> Se7en 1995 Remastered 720p BluRay x264 AAC - Ozlem
04:00 <slinky_J> 3 days to kill with costner better be fun
04:00 <oxbfz> Copycat(1995)(Sigourney Weaver)
04:00 <oxbfz> Monster.2003.720p.BluRay.x264.anoXmous
05:00 <oxbfz> actually
05:00 <oxbfz> artbell.m3u
05:00 <oxbfz> commandss
05:00 <oxbfz> Copycat(1995)(Sigourney Weaver)
05:00 <oxbfz> Cypher (2002)
05:00 <oxbfz> Desktop
05:00 <oxbfz> Downloads
05:00 <oxbfz> Girl.Interrupted.1999.HDTV.720p.Bluray.x264.anoXmous
05:00 <oxbfz> Gta San Andreas
05:00 <oxbfz> GTA San Andreas User Files
05:00 <oxbfz> Kalifornia 1993 BRRip 720p x264 AAC - PRiSTiNE [P2PDL]
05:00 <oxbfz> links
05:00 <oxbfz> madjack
05:00 <oxbfz> Monster.2003.720p.BluRay.x264.anoXmous
05:00 <oxbfz> [PC GAME - XPVISTA7SEVEN] GTA - Grand Theft Auto - San Andreas
05:00 <oxbfz> Se7en 1995 Remastered 720p BluRay x264 AAC - Ozlem
05:00 <oxbfz> Sinister.2012.BRRip.XviD.AC3-MAGNAT
05:00 <oxbfz> STUFF
05:00 <oxbfz> The.Believer.2001.DVDRip.Xvid-Nile
05:00 <oxbfz> The First 48 Season 13 Ep. 24 - 25
05:00 <oxbfz> The First 48 Season 13 Ep. 33 - 34 - 35 - 36
05:00 <oxbfz> titi
05:00 <couleurs> Bye Ron
05:00 <oxbfz> TI_ti
05:00 <oxbfz> TOR
05:00 <oxbfz> Xfiles-movie.divx
05:00 <oxbfz> fucks'
05:00 <Nikky`> Bye Ron - rip
06:00 <oxbfz> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8z4maVhrBwg&list=TLbU7Qd32qPSPusBGe2t3kUvvQxBAlY67p
06:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Worlds strongest marijuana delivery system (Date not found) - Category: Nonprofits & Activism - 208,695 - 872 likes (81.4%), 199 dislikes (18.6%)
06:00 <slinky_J> BAI RON LOL
07:00 <slinky_J> the fk is with marlon wayans and rooting toys in these movies
07:00 <slinky_J> hes naked rooting a doll
07:00 <oxbfz> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8z4maVhrBwg&list=TLbU7Qd32qPSPusBGe2t3kUvvQxBAlY67p
07:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Worlds strongest marijuana delivery system (Date not found) - Category: Nonprofits & Activism - 208,695 - 872 likes (81.4%), 199 dislikes (18.6%)
07:00 <couleurs> pwned!!!!!!
07:00 <Nikky`> I know stebie isn't here but I wish he was
07:00 <slinky_J> PHWNED!
07:00 <Nikky`> ooh how I miss the stebster
07:00 <slinky_J> so owned man
08:00 <slinky_J> ahahahaha
08:00 <oxbfz> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8z4maVhrBwg&list=TLbU7Qd32qPSPusBGe2t3kUvvQxBAlY67p
08:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Worlds strongest marijuana delivery system (Date not found) - Category: Nonprofits & Activism - 208,695 - 872 likes (81.4%), 199 dislikes (18.6%)
08:00 <couleurs> me 2
08:00 <slinky_J> oh sick this one rips off Sinister
09:00 <Nikky`> Lets start a.. come back to us stebie fund, couleurs
09:00 <couleurs> ok
12:00 <Nikky`> I have some spare change
13:00 <slinky_J> i have tea
13:00 <oxbfz> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8z4maVhrBwg&list=TLbU7Qd32qPSPusBGe2t3kUvvQxBAlY67p
13:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Worlds strongest marijuana delivery system (Date not found) - Category: Nonprofits & Activism - 208,718 - 872 likes (81.4%), 199 dislikes (18.6%)
13:00 <slinky_J> jamie presley is hot
13:00 <slinky_J> i want to see her takin it doggy in porn so my penis can bend in my pants
14:00 <oxbfz> pend ya jeans
14:00 <slinky_J> lol
15:00 <oxbfz> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8z4maVhrBwg&list=TLbU7Qd32qPSPusBGe2t3kUvvQxBAlY67p
15:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Worlds strongest marijuana delivery system (Date not found) - Category: Nonprofits & Activism - 208,718 - 872 likes (81.4%), 199 dislikes (18.6%)
20:00 <oxbfz> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8z4maVhrBwg&list=TLbU7Qd32qPSPusBGe2t3kUvvQxBAlY67p
20:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Worlds strongest marijuana delivery system (Date not found) - Category: Nonprofits & Activism - 208,728 - 872 likes (81.4%), 199 dislikes (18.6%)
25:00 <oxbfz> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xo-J1wf2KHc
25:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Dire Straits - Sultans of Swing | NOT LIVE !!! | CD version !!! | Original w/ lyrics in description (Jun 7, 2009) - Category: Music - 9,806,252 - 30,901 likes (98.7%), 398 dislikes (1.3%)
30:00 <oxbfz> Dire Straits - Walk Of Life
31:00 <oxbfz> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k9_VOy7VipQ
31:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Dire Straits - Walk Of Life + lyrics (May 13, 2010) - Category: Music - 4,684,700 - 12,527 likes (98.9%), 142 dislikes (1.1%)
31:00 <[-aLiEn8D\Romeo> Iron Maiden - Hallowed Be Thy Name
32:00 <[-aLiEn8D\Romeo> weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed
32:00 <doctor> telegraph roads a good one
32:00 <[-aLiEn8D\Romeo> hi doctor
32:00 <oxbfz> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gQ4px9Ri0Y0
32:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Dire Straits - Sultans of Swing (Lyrics) (Aug 11, 2011) - Category: Music - 1,315,347 - 4,895 likes (94.6%), 280 dislikes (5.4%)
33:00 <[-aLiEn8D\Romeo> 8888888888888888
33:00 <[-aLiEn8D\Romeo> hi simba
33:00 <oxbfz> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gQ4px9Ri0Y0
33:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Dire Straits - Sultans of Swing (Lyrics) (Aug 11, 2011) - Category: Music - 1,315,347 - 4,895 likes (94.6%), 280 dislikes (5.4%)
33:00 <couleurs> 66666666666666666
33:00 <[-aLiEn8D\Romeo> 777777777777777777777777777777
33:00 <[-aLiEn8D\Romeo> :>
33:00 <doctor> hello romeo
33:00 <[-aLiEn8D\Romeo> :)
34:00 <doctor> you having a good time?
34:00 <[-aLiEn8D\Romeo> yes 
34:00 <[-aLiEn8D\Romeo> hows ya day been man?
34:00 <doctor> nice, good to hear
34:00 <doctor> yeah pretty good
34:00 <[-aLiEn8D\Romeo> ah cool
34:00 <doctor> went for a drive down south 
34:00 <[-aLiEn8D\Romeo> have you had any coffee today?
34:00 <doctor> everything nice a green
34:00 <[-aLiEn8D\Romeo> i think i had one when i woke up
34:00 <doctor> oh yeah a few
34:00 <[-aLiEn8D\Romeo> cool cool
34:00 <doctor> probably around 3
35:00 <[-aLiEn8D\Romeo> you don't smoke do ya?
35:00 <doctor> nah
35:00 <[-aLiEn8D\Romeo> okay
35:00 <[-aLiEn8D\Romeo> do you live in a nice place?
35:00 <[-aLiEn8D\Romeo> i live in a caravan
35:00 <doctor> yeah its a pretty decent place
35:00 <[-aLiEn8D\Romeo> ah sweet sweet
35:00 <doctor> caravan sounds good
36:00 <doctor> i'm a bit tired of this place
36:00 <oxbfz> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gQ4px9Ri0Y0
36:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Dire Straits - Sultans of Swing (Lyrics) (Aug 11, 2011) - Category: Music - 1,315,347 - 4,895 likes (94.6%), 280 dislikes (5.4%)
36:00 <[-aLiEn8D\Romeo> doctor got any music to play?
36:00 <[-aLiEn8D\Romeo> i c
36:00 <doctor> i got this one https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wrk3eymLg8s
36:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Distant Sun by Crowded House (Oct 13, 2010) 3:50 - Category: Music - 135,612 - 392 likes (97.3%), 11 dislikes (2.7%)
36:00 <[-aLiEn8D\Romeo> ah cool
37:00 <Nikky`> You can live with me doctor.. I have a basement ;o)
38:00 <[-aLiEn8D\Romeo> Nikky` do you ever find it hard to get out of bed?
38:00 <[-aLiEn8D\Romeo> i do alot of the time
38:00 <Nikky`> Yes, bed is always too comfy
38:00 <[-aLiEn8D\Romeo> okay okay
39:00 <doctor> you are very kind Nikky`, i'll even repay you by doing your gardening, cooking and laundry
39:00 <oxbfz> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bV-hSgL1R74
39:00 <Nikky`> Awesome, for that you can actually stay in my spare room
39:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Orbital - Halcyon On and On (Feb 25, 2009) - Category: Music - 3,616,856 - 30,827 likes (98.9%), 354 dislikes (1.1%)
39:00 <Nikky`> well that and I have no basement
40:00 <doctor> no deal! must be a basement
40:00 <Nikky`> damnit
40:00 <Nikky`> I knew I should have said nothing until you moved in
40:00 <Nikky`> when will I learn
40:00 <doctor> that's okay, we can compromise
41:00 <Nikky`> Awesome
41:00 <[-aLiEn8D\Romeo> by comprimise doctor means run more tests on you
42:00 <[-aLiEn8D\Romeo> :P
42:00 <[-aLiEn8D\Romeo> don't you doctor?
42:00 <[-aLiEn8D\Romeo> part gay
42:00 <[-aLiEn8D\Romeo> haha
42:00 <doctor> I was thinking more paperwork that needs to be done, Nikky` and I still have plans to create a giant cult
43:00 <[-aLiEn8D\Romeo> ah i c
43:00 <doctor> there's a lot of legal work involved
43:00 <Nikky`> I am not good with paperwork and cult? sure as long as my cooking n cleaning gets done
43:00 <Nikky`> Can you prefill it and just ask me to sign?
43:00 <oxbfz> clubbed to death - Matrix soundtrack
44:00 <doctor> alright, it's a deal
44:00 <partay> Romeo what's it like to be retarded? 
45:00 <Nikky`> Excellent..I am trusting you to not have me sign anything dodgy
45:00 <doctor> just on top the dotted line and I'll have your house in immaculate condition with the deed to the church and sanctuary i have acquired
45:00 <beagle> i must have flipped lid last night i thought heard neighbours while drunk then i talk back i hate going out there when im drunk gotta stay sane
46:00 <beagle> no more drinking
46:00 <beagle> need to be sober by time new pc arrives :)
46:00 <[-aLiEn8D\Romeo> doctor got any capital?
46:00 <doctor> of course not Nikky`, I'm no monster
46:00 <Nikky`> lol no more drinking.. right..like we haven't heard that a million times
46:00 <[-aLiEn8D\Romeo> mmore drinking
46:00 <Nikky`> ok doctor.. lets do this
46:00 <beagle> well its too hard to get it these days and i have a driving fine
46:00 <beagle> 1360
46:00 <[-aLiEn8D\Romeo> ?More drinking
46:00 <[-aLiEn8D\Romeo> !More drinking
47:00 <[-aLiEn8D\Romeo> 8888 7777 666 
47:00 <beagle> what i dont understand is if i go to a pub i can drink much as i want without going nuts
47:00 <beagle> once a month there at pub is better than this way. ill change it to that
47:00 <[-aLiEn8D\Romeo> beagle what do you like to drink?
47:00 <beagle> its usually port wine
47:00 <[-aLiEn8D\Romeo> ok ok
48:00 <oxbfz> wtf u on about cunt
48:00 <[-aLiEn8D\Romeo> !More drinking
48:00 <oxbfz> KNIFE YA
48:00 <makeYAgreen> :P
49:00 <[-aLiEn8D\Romeo> so who's slightly drunk?
49:00 <mandyjane> hello kiddies
49:00 <oxbfz> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_rIYXfztyxA
49:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Ultimate Gangster Collection (Contemporary) - Heat - Face 2 Face (Date not found) - Category: Entertainment - 221,873 - 696 likes (98.6%), 10 dislikes (1.4%)
49:00 <[-aLiEn8D\Romeo> i am woozy
49:00 <mandyjane> i have an entire weekend to myself next month. oooo the possibilities are endless
49:00 <[-aLiEn8D\Romeo> just had a good dinner
49:00 <[-aLiEn8D\Romeo> mandyjane do you lik to party?
49:00 <[-aLiEn8D\Romeo> mandyjane do you like to party?
50:00 <[-aLiEn8D\Romeo> i bet you do
50:00 <[-aLiEn8D\Romeo> i want more weeeeed
50:00 <[-aLiEn8D\Romeo> and cash
50:00 <[-aLiEn8D\Romeo> then i could party hard
50:00 <[-aLiEn8D\Romeo> .
50:00 <oxbfz> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_rIYXfztyxA
50:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Ultimate Gangster Collection (Contemporary) - Heat - Face 2 Face (Date not found) - Category: Entertainment - 221,873 - 696 likes (98.6%), 10 dislikes (1.4%)
51:00 <mandyjane> yep i wanna go out and get smashed
51:00 <\alienated-Romeo_> mandyjane in good clothes?
51:00 <\alienated-Romeo_> damio
51:00 <\alienated-Romeo_> what up?
51:00 <beagle> going out to get smashed is best. theres couple good pubs around here, i hardly ever go anymore tho
52:00 <beagle> the second to last time i drank wine i had a ball it went really well
52:00 <mandyjane> thinking about going to sydney or melb for the weekend
52:00 <Picard> baaaaaaaaaaa haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
52:00 <damio> puttung wine down my gulllet
52:00 <\alienated-Romeo_> beagle difine good pub?
52:00 <damio> you?
52:00 <beagle> alcohol can bring out a schitzophrenia ! i cant drink as fast as i do.
52:00 <\alienated-Romeo_> im gunna have another cone
52:00 <Nikky`> Don't do it damio
52:00 <damio> holding off my hangoiver from last night
52:00 <\alienated-Romeo_> i drank 7 cans of vb on monday
52:00 <damio> lol
52:00 <Picard> how is everyone?
53:00 <damio> nikky
53:00 <damio> I know I shouldn't
53:00 <Nikky`> I also be having some quiet wines
53:00 <\alienated-Romeo_> Picard do you have a girlfriend yet?
54:00 <Picard> no, bf
54:00 <\alienated-Romeo_> i wish i was having some loud bourbons
54:00 <\alienated-Romeo_> mmm ok
54:00 <Picard> u?
54:00 <\alienated-Romeo_> yeah im online to get a girlfriend
54:00 <\alienated-Romeo_> .
54:00 <Picard> cool, good luck
54:00 <\alienated-Romeo_> i have some great coffee
54:00 <\alienated-Romeo_> :)
54:00 <Picard> i hear Mew is easy, try her
55:00 <\alienated-Romeo_> lol ok
55:00 <Picard> or Serenity
55:00 <beagle> i guess theyre posting my new pc monday 
55:00 <Picard> both like cock
55:00 <Mew> come on in
55:00 <\alienated-Romeo_> Mew do you have coffee?
55:00 <\alienated-Romeo_> i have some great coffee
55:00 <Mew> i do indeed
55:00 <beagle> i have this cheap black and gold gear, and some nescafe ..... 
56:00 <\alienated-Romeo_> cool cool
56:00 <Mew> i have nescafe gold (high roller) and i have some brasilia ground espresso coffee
56:00 <beagle> the black n gold isnt bad for that price at all ... under like $3 its very solubule cause its powder
56:00 <beagle> they say we shouldnt drink coffee before booze 
56:00 <Picard> y
56:00 <beagle> probably not mixing well with caffiene
57:00 <Picard> geelong will lose tonight
57:00 <Nikky`> No
57:00 <Picard> yes,imo
58:00 <Nikky`> well no
58:00 <Nikky`> imo
58:00 <beagle> ah. its saturday
58:00 <beagle> geelong vs who ?
58:00 <Picard> kangas
59:00 <slinky_J> o so full
59:00 <slinky_J> been hangin for sangas
59:00 <Picard> of penis?
59:00 <Picard> i dislike geelong
59:00 <slinky_J> ima put on weight with all this bacon
00:00 <Picard> u are a pig.
00:00 <Picard> u shouldnt eat bacon, its like eating your brother
01:00 <beagle> so, i just woke up
01:00 <beagle> drinking tons of oj in my hangover
01:00 <Picard> pity
01:00 <beagle> :P
02:00 <\alienated-Romeo_> i smoked some of my plant last night
02:00 <\alienated-Romeo_> need to go put it back out in the sun
02:00 <slinky_J> lol Picard
02:00 <\alienated-Romeo_> i want a swimming pool
02:00 <slinky_J> how are you not too embarrassed to come back here beagle
02:00 <\alienated-Romeo_> with a diving board
03:00 <Nikky`> Drunks don't remember things
03:00 <\alienated-Romeo_> beagle do you like to orgasm?
03:00 <Picard> beagle is the whipping boy
03:00 <\alienated-Romeo_> im no drunk
03:00 <\alienated-Romeo_> but i like to be drunk
04:00 <\alienated-Romeo_> Picard do you like to orgasm?
04:00 <\alienated-Romeo_> \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\|
04:00 <couleurs> 66666666666666666
04:00 <\alienated-Romeo_> couleurs
05:00 <\alienated-Romeo_> 6is
05:00 <beagle> bbq shapes ! :P~
05:00 <couleurs> 999999999999999999
05:00 <\alienated-Romeo_> 9
05:00 <beagle> hi alien
05:00 <\alienated-Romeo_> 2
05:00 <\alienated-Romeo_> hiya
05:00 <\alienated-Romeo_> :)
05:00 <\alienated-Romeo_> Nikky` do you like to orgasm?
05:00 <\alienated-Romeo_> 4444 4444 4444 4444
06:00 <Nikky`> No, that is just nasty and wrong
06:00 <\alienated-Romeo_> ahaha
06:00 <\alienated-Romeo_> ok
06:00 <\alienated-Romeo_> beagle what are some of your pick up lines?
07:00 <\alienated-Romeo_> 23 twenty three
07:00 <\alienated-Romeo_> 2666
07:00 <\alienated-Romeo_> 3030
07:00 <\alienated-Romeo_> 3333 0000
08:00 <Picard> \alienated-Romeo_ yes
08:00 <\alienated-Romeo_> 5five5
08:00 <\alienated-Romeo_> cool same aye
08:00 <Picard> love to blow with a penis in my arse
08:00 <Nikky`> Hey Zade
08:00 <beagle> pick up lines ? hrm i just get to know someone
08:00 <beagle> not really into fancy pick up lines
09:00 <\alienated-Romeo_> hi Zade 
09:00 <\alienated-Romeo_> i c
09:00 <slinky_J> i wana fuck this cgi chick in Megamin
09:00 <slinky_J> +d
09:00 <slinky_J> lol
09:00 <beagle> actually , i usually ask ppls starsign
09:00 <\alienated-Romeo_> what is your star sign beagle?
09:00 <slinky_J> why
09:00 <Picard> beagle's pick up line is "drink this" when they pass out from the rohypnol he has a date
09:00 <beagle> gemmy
09:00 <\alienated-Romeo_> im aquarius
09:00 <\alienated-Romeo_> ok ok
09:00 <slinky_J> asking a star sign is stupid
09:00 <slinky_J> unless the chick asks
09:00 <slinky_J> and then u gotta hope she isnt obsessed with that stuff
09:00 <Zade> hello Nikky`
10:00 <\alienated-Romeo_> im still on the dole
10:00 <beagle> yer always passes thru that information with folks , as in i think you are leo ... if i am rite
10:00 <Zade> hello \alienated-Romeo_
10:00 <\alienated-Romeo_> :)
10:00 <\alienated-Romeo_> hiya
10:00 <\alienated-Romeo_> beagle do you ever play the lotto?
10:00 <beagle> leo isnt a bad sign match with me , but mine is air so other air sign is good match such as aquarius
10:00 <beagle> yep i have a ticket for tonite
11:00 <damio> lol
11:00 <damio> dreamers
11:00 <\alienated-Romeo_> cool
11:00 <slinky_J> lol
11:00 <slinky_J> fkn hell
11:00 <slinky_J> go to pm
11:00 <slinky_J> depressing shit
12:00 <Nikky`> lol
12:00 <\alienated-Romeo_> got a new lighter tday
12:00 <slinky_J> https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfp1/t1.0-9/10268525_318867961613551_6826297302345830523_n.jpg
12:00 <\alienated-Romeo_> got a new lighter today
12:00 <slinky_J> w o w
12:00 <\alienated-Romeo_> w O w
13:00 <\alienated-Romeo_> WoW
13:00 <\alienated-Romeo_> W o W
13:00 <\alienated-Romeo_> vow
13:00 <\alienated-Romeo_> val
13:00 <\alienated-Romeo_> drunk
13:00 <\alienated-Romeo_> stoned
13:00 <damio> go play on 4chan
13:00 <\alienated-Romeo_> what play with myself ;)
13:00 <\alienated-Romeo_> ?
14:00 <damio> yeah
14:00 <damio> do that
14:00 <\alienated-Romeo_> lol maybe
14:00 <\alienated-Romeo_>                                       wow
14:00 <\alienated-Romeo_> super wow
15:00 <\alienated-Romeo_> i could eat a horse
15:00 <\alienated-Romeo_> i could eat a house
15:00 <\alienated-Romeo_> i could eat a ginger bread house
15:00 <damio> you're cooler when you're not wasted!!
16:00 <\alienated-Romeo_> mmm
16:00 <Nikky`> Not really damio
16:00 <damio> oh?
16:00 <damio> idk then...
16:00 <Nikky`> No, no you don't
16:00 <Nikky`> drink up
16:00 <Nikky`> :P
17:00 <\alienated-Romeo_> Nikky` just wants to wear the pants
17:00 <\alienated-Romeo_> be the boss you know
17:00 <\alienated-Romeo_> i want to eat cake
17:00 <\alienated-Romeo_> and get naked
18:00 <\alienated-Romeo_> and watch tv
18:00 <\alienated-Romeo_> in the middle of winter
18:00 <\alienated-Romeo_> need myself a fire
18:00 <\alienated-Romeo_> so cold
18:00 <\alienated-Romeo_> so very cold
18:00 <\alienated-Romeo_> anyone got a pet?
18:00 <\alienated-Romeo_> i like dogs
19:00 <\alienated-Romeo_> and hot dogs
19:00 <\alienated-Romeo_> man i want pizza
19:00 <\alienated-Romeo_> need to buy a car still
19:00 <Nikky`> I think its your bedtime.. night
19:00 <\alienated-Romeo_> ...
20:00 <\alienated-Romeo_> Nikky` ever get your heart broken? 
20:00 <damio> 1 bottle down
20:00 <Zade> only when i enter the room 
20:00 <damio> let's see how much more retarded I get than standard
20:00 <Picard> fuck my head hurts
20:00 <damio> what's wrong pic?
20:00 <damio> <3
20:00 <Picard> feels like my eye is going to pop out of my head
21:00 <damio> nurofen plus for you
21:00 <damio> drs orders
21:00 <Nikky`> Yeah, Zade breaks my heart all the time :o(
21:00 <Picard> lol damian
21:00 <Picard> damio
21:00 <damio> ooooo
21:00 <slinky_J> i dont think this chick on fb that sent me a request is a chick
21:00 <slinky_J> only has 2 pics of themselves
21:00 <damio> you can call me damian
21:00 <damio> it's fine
21:00 <beagle> trippy music playing over on paltalk in international meet new friends room oh that ones ended onto next ...
21:00 <Picard> my neck and back are fucked, went for a massage thursday but she didnt fix it
21:00 <Nikky`> damio solves all with nurofen plus
22:00 <Picard> we only have panadol
22:00 <Zade> Picard i get a massage without a happy ending 
22:00 <damio> I am good at massage
22:00 <Picard> may as well piss against the wall
22:00 <slinky_J> DAMIEN SOUNDS EVIL!
22:00 <damio> A
22:00 <\alienated-Romeo_> Nikky` do you have a good body?
22:00 <beagle> damien is crazy
22:00 <damio> I'm DamiAn
22:00 <beagle> i guess we all are at times
22:00 <damio> like sebastAn
22:00 <beagle> u same person hrm k
22:00 <\alienated-Romeo_> my body is pretty good
22:00 <damio> sebastiAn*
23:00 <slinky_J> o yea Damian
23:00 <\alienated-Romeo_> anyone here like popcorn?
23:00 <beagle> good music makes ya feel high 
23:00 <slinky_J> not evil
23:00 <slinky_J> preteennnddddd evvilll
23:00 <damio> >:D
23:00 <beagle> tho if i win more im upgrading the stereo lol ... had this one like 10 years
23:00 <Picard> Zade i have massage without happy ending
23:00 <\alienated-Romeo_> beagle are you much of a gamer?
23:00 <Nikky`> I had a massage on Thurs.. she hurt
23:00 <beagle> i sure will be, im getting a new pc delivered next week
24:00 <slinky_J> ehehehehehe
24:00 <\alienated-Romeo_> im cooking up popcorn
24:00 <beagle> i was into games to the extreme back few years ago , mainly FPS and RTS
24:00 <beagle> dammit i wish had popcorn
24:00 <Picard> chic i went to didnt hurt, she did fuck all
24:00 <beagle> went shopping yesterday ...
24:00 <\alienated-Romeo_> mmm
24:00 <Picard> patted me like i was a puppy
25:00 <beagle> i think my new computer will arrive on wednesday next week 
25:00 <Picard> wat a pity beagle
28:00 <Matthew> that's divine news, beagle
29:00 <beagle> ahm. not much smokes left here, thought i had an unopened pack !
30:00 <beagle> holy crap during my binge drinking i smoked entire 25g again
30:00 <beagle> months ago i went thru 50g in a nite
30:00 <beagle> its kinda insane !
30:00 <beagle> oh well wont have time for smoking so much when i have the new machine it will change a few things, almost inevitable it does
30:00 <slinky_J> omigosh i saw the cutest vid then
31:00 <Nikky`> A new pc will change your life? lol
31:00 <beagle> for me that , it can
32:00 <beagle> this ones really slow one im using
32:00 <beagle> cannot play high end games at all
32:00 <beagle> ill finally get far cry 3 playin
32:00 <beagle> and battlefield 4
32:00 <beagle> i aint even seen those games anywhere but youtube
33:00 <beagle> i just like current pc cause its so reliable
33:00 <beagle> like almost flawless
33:00 <slinky_J> eheh
33:00 <beagle> but browser is still sometimes freezing which as you can imagine drives me nuts
33:00 <slinky_J> id be on bf4 atm if i wasnt laggin coz of dling 
33:00 <beagle> i tried chrome but it wasnt any improvement for me
33:00 <Nikky`> I can see how Roos are beating Geelong, Picard :P
33:00 <slinky_J> https://fbexternal-a.akamaihd.net/safe_image.php?d=AQCXDdCpl0FvN_Ab&url=https%3A%2F%2Ffbcdn-vthumb-a.akamaihd.net%2Fhvthumb-ak-xfp1%2Fv%2Ft15.0-10%2Fp526x296%2F10549461_685587091490740_685586828157433_59821_764_b.jpg%3Foh%3D240a4a55899d1f536ca36946580f7535%26oe%3D5451F7CD%26__gda__%3D1412901471_7f1981ff2decea19fc34e4a812688949&jq=100
33:00 <beagle> my internet doesnt lag like it used to on internode
33:00 <slinky_J> i use Torch best browser ever
33:00 <beagle> this iinet much better
34:00 <slinky_J> im using wireless
34:00 <beagle> lol 
34:00 <beagle> yeah spose u have to
34:00 <slinky_J> only have one ethernet cable
34:00 <beagle> i got twice the speed tho josh, when i went from wireless to ethernet
34:00 <beagle> 6 to 12
34:00 <slinky_J> so cant play bf4 and b on laptop same time
34:00 <beagle> but its actually 23 or so
34:00 <slinky_J> and 360
34:00 <beagle> i could, only just i guess
34:00 <slinky_J> yer
34:00 <Nikky`> How is that wine going damio
34:00 <beagle> i have a decent router perhaps u should upgrade yours
34:00 <slinky_J> i did
35:00 <beagle> oh, hrm ok
35:00 <beagle> well 
35:00 <beagle> it should work well then
35:00 <beagle> download and be on bf4 should work !
35:00 <beagle> oh well one at time is best anyway
35:00 <beagle> i used to check austnet data use its only couple megs a day
35:00 <beagle> for irc
35:00 <beagle> cept i go on this partyfm on undernet
35:00 <damio> i feel sober nikky
35:00 <damio> 1 bottle down
36:00 <damio> about to meet up with skip
36:00 <beagle> and i WAS on amiga on efnet till something dodgy happened :/
36:00 <Nikky`> skip??
36:00 <damio> david mendalssohn
36:00 <Nikky`> I had 3 glasses, well nearly a bottle but I am done
36:00 <slinky_J> who da hell is that
36:00 <beagle> what wine nikky
37:00 <damio> a jewish faggot cunyt
37:00 <damio> he actually says he;s in a gay club atm
37:00 <damio> :S
37:00 <slinky_J> lol
37:00 <slinky_J> y r u meeting up with them
38:00 <Nikky`> to get his gay on with him
38:00 <damio> better than sitting on irc i reckon
38:00 <damio> ^^
38:00 <damio> ya
38:00 <damio> gobbies in the toilets
38:00 <beagle> lots of gay ppl in australia ive met all sorts like judges etc
38:00 <slinky_J> GOLD COAST COPS
38:00 <beagle> but i am hetro
38:00 <slinky_J> lol
39:00 <beagle> gold coast ... i heard they were legalizing dope there, but i seriously doubt it
39:00 <slinky_J> man
39:00 <slinky_J> i feel like im dling off one seeder
39:00 <Nikky`> You are in Melb right damio?
39:00 <slinky_J> taking forever
39:00 <beagle> ftp ?
39:00 <slinky_J> shouldve checked how many seeds
39:00 <beagle> i can get over 2mb sec on some downloads, but most go at 1.1
39:00 <slinky_J> some fly by in minutes
40:00 <beagle> i mite buy a new ps3
40:00 <slinky_J> im leeching captain america 2 atm
40:00 <slinky_J> a new ps3?
40:00 <slinky_J> y
40:00 <beagle> well, a ps3. it will most likely be second hand
40:00 <beagle> just cause ill have games out in living room AND in here
40:00 <beagle> go nuts with games beats this after months of non stop chatrooms
40:00 <beagle> tho the ones in the pal thing have music
41:00 <slinky_J> get a 360 and gears of war trilogy
41:00 <beagle> i was thinking of buying an xbox360 yesterday ive mainly been a sony man tho
41:00 <damio> yeah im in st kilda
41:00 <Nikky`> thought so
41:00 <damio> you?
41:00 <Nikky`> Somerville
42:00 <damio> never even heard of!
42:00 <slinky_J> just save up for a next gen console
42:00 <slinky_J> ps4 or xbox one
42:00 <beagle> theyre playing 'wonderful world' i think by ben e king
42:00 <Nikky`> Just out of Frankston
42:00 <beagle> ps4 would rock. man i sure aint as interested now i have fast pc on the way tho
42:00 <damio> ohyup
42:00 <beagle> lets face it for me anyway a good pc shits over consoles
43:00 <beagle> tho ps4 allows a hack for keyboard/mouse
43:00 <slinky_J> a hack
43:00 <damio> a hack?
43:00 <damio> lol
43:00 <couleurs> ps4!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
43:00 <damio> native support
43:00 <damio> u mean
43:00 <slinky_J> we're waiting for keyboard mouse on xbox one
44:00 <beagle> youll get it perhaps
44:00 <slinky_J> on its way
44:00 <beagle> but ps4 has allready
44:00 <beagle> so :P
44:00 <slinky_J> a hack
44:00 <beagle> yep !
44:00 <slinky_J> a hack isnt an update
44:00 <beagle> read about it was thinking of getting ps4
44:00 <slinky_J> so that's stupid
44:00 <beagle> well i know this but its goodish 
44:00 <beagle> atleast its possible
44:00 <beagle> im more keen to interface keyboard mouse ive been playing pc games for years
44:00 <beagle> had an old megadrive tho
45:00 <couleurs> ps4!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
45:00 <beagle> and more recently two ps3 ... they are sooooooooooooo cheap these days
45:00 <beagle> so is nintendo wii
45:00 <beagle> cause of new generation 8th of console
45:00 <slinky_J> ps3 is shit
45:00 <beagle> the old ones go rock bottom price
45:00 <beagle> hrm , sorta
45:00 <beagle> but so many games
45:00 <beagle> not as good in the graphics department , ps4 is 4.5x faster than ps3
45:00 <slinky_J> idc
46:00 <beagle> also i believe ps4 is 60fps, way games should be
46:00 <slinky_J> got rid of my ps3 2 yrs ago
46:00 <slinky_J> no wait, last yr
46:00 <Nikky`> alrighty..going to change to laptop.. maybe 
46:00 <slinky_J> topless ;D
46:00 <beagle> i use the laptop outside in the backyard but theres no where to plug it in only get about 1 and half hours
47:00 <beagle> so i hope theyre giving me years to pay this fine back for drink driving
47:00 <beagle> its quite high
47:00 <beagle> 500 more than last time
47:00 <damio> you
47:00 <damio> are
47:00 <beagle> ill knock it off get licence back next april and by then i dont wanna be drinking ...
47:00 <damio> an
47:00 <couleurs> i'm on my ps4 useing irc via keyboard n mouse
48:00 <damio> idiot
48:00 <beagle> it sure was i cant argue with that
48:00 <beagle> ill get over it eventually the first few weeks are worst.
48:00 <damio> couleurs you so sexy
48:00 <damio> I am wet
48:00 <beagle> mum is giving me lifts around these days it sure aint as hard cause of that
48:00 <beagle> i just have to never gamble again i didnt last pay it went almost entirely on food
49:00 <damio> you truly are an idiot
49:00 <couleurs> thank u
49:00 <damio> beagle
49:00 <beagle> the 500 soon as that arrived i paid for pc
49:00 <beagle> yeah gimme a break its old news damio
49:00 <damio> true
49:00 <beagle> just ... yeah
49:00 <beagle> i was blasted by someone 
49:00 <beagle> on pal
49:00 <beagle> for it
50:00 <beagle> they wanna put interlock on the car if i have one
50:00 <beagle> but they are 160 a month to rent
50:00 <beagle> its bad news
50:00 <slinky_J> u dont have ur licence?
50:00 <beagle> i dont know when ill drive again
50:00 <damio> I wish they;d interlock your poc too
50:00 <damio> pc*
50:00 <beagle> oh well i will start saving if i save enough , i will be driving again next year
50:00 <beagle> or win on tonights lotto lol
50:00 <beagle> i won a few hundred in past couple months
51:00 <damio> dream on
51:00 <beagle> div 5 mainly
51:00 <damio> you lose more than you win 
51:00 <beagle> over and over again
51:00 <beagle> just buyen more tickets with it
51:00 <Picard> lol
51:00 <beagle> i keep it if its over 100 pull it out to paypal
51:00 <Picard> interlock his jaw so the cunt cant talk
51:00 <slinky_J> jesus
51:00 <damio> i reckon
52:00 <beagle> yeh ya use licence to verify it they pay pretty quick
52:00 <beagle> bout a day sometimes instant i think
52:00 <damio> :(
52:00 <slinky_J> gambling is silly
52:00 <beagle> doesnt seem to pay on weekend just weekdays
52:00 <beagle> yeah i dont do it almost ever
52:00 <beagle> as much
52:00 <beagle> just lotto
52:00 <beagle> no more slots theyre ghey
52:00 <damio> what do you play then?
52:00 <damio> slots are the biggest losers
53:00 <damio> they're all fked though
53:00 <slinky_J> this is depressin
53:00 <damio> house always wins
53:00 <damio> yes it is
53:00 <damio> :(
53:00 <beagle> im bit dazed atm but not depressed
53:00 <beagle> had a good sleep
53:00 <damio> you should be depressed
54:00 <damio> you are retarded
54:00 <beagle> the room is toasty warm i had heater on all day that was smort
54:00 <slinky_J> the topic is depressing 
54:00 <beagle> well it doesnt change enough
54:00 <slinky_J> gambling is a depressing subject
54:00 <beagle> for a large room like this
54:00 <beagle> no shit it is, usually , agreed. lets not .
55:00 <damio> *rolls eyes
55:00 <beagle> if i didnt pay for pc straight away i'd be very depressed
55:00 <beagle> few minutes n the lotto results are in
56:00 <beagle> :P ooops yeah 
56:00 <Picard> fuk off
56:00 <beagle> nm :)
57:00 <beagle> i though loof gave up irc
57:00 <beagle> and cones
57:00 <beagle> oh well why bother keeps him happy .. ish
58:00 <beagle> i have c64 books to read ...
58:00 <beagle> they came with the c64s themselves
58:00 <beagle> i show poms on paltalk the england made one it impresses em
58:00 <slinky_J> oh man i was interested in this japanese restaurant until it said that the owner sources blue fin tuna
58:00 <Picard> nice
58:00 <beagle> 'wow ! thats fancy ! its made in uk ! when was it made '
58:00 <couleurs> ps4!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
58:00 <beagle> 1982 for that one really old c64 ...
59:00 <Picard> see the whales ate a few japs?
59:00 <beagle> it could be worth few grand even cause its rare
59:00 <beagle> but i need to fix it up
59:00 <beagle> replace the keyboard
59:00 <beagle> and clean it !
59:00 <beagle> even tho she had it in a box for so many years when it was used it went all dirty
59:00 <beagle> definately a nice score. it works perfectly
00:00 <beagle> other than the keyboard of course as i said
00:00 <slinky_J> lol Picard whut?
00:00 <Picard> http://www.ibtimes.co.uk/japanese-whaling-crew-eaten-alive-by-killer-whales-story-hoax-twitter-users-react-over-fake-1459301
00:00 <slinky_J> HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
00:00 <beagle> ive picard on ignore he is too sarcastic 
01:00 <beagle> geez this person spinning tunes should fix their clarity of sound
01:00 <beagle> quite distorted
01:00 <beagle> theyre allowing it anyway ha
01:00 <beagle> never get a problem in international room but that flirting zone im too crazy they mute me sometimes for days which sux
01:00 <beagle> international is a g rated room
02:00 <beagle> i can even get drunk in there
02:00 <Picard> wish we could mute u here u fuktard
02:00 <beagle> theyre asian and arab , i guess they just humor it
02:00 <beagle> asians sure drink but i only met one arab in my life that does
02:00 <slinky_J> i wonder if any of those people realise that killer whales arent whales
02:00 <beagle> well
02:00 <beagle> hrmm
02:00 <beagle> sharks ?
02:00 <slinky_J> haha funny as
03:00 <slinky_J> i switch to BF4 and i have a reward
03:00 <Picard> karma hey slinky_J
03:00 <slinky_J> an ORCA battlepack <3
03:00 <beagle> bf4 will work on the new pc fine
03:00 <beagle> i will get it
03:00 <beagle> but before i do ill finish bf3 premium entirely
03:00 <beagle> perhaps...
03:00 <slinky_J> orca paint for my weapons and vehicles <3
04:00 <slinky_J> fuck bf3
04:00 <beagle> too old is it 2012 or something
04:00 <beagle> well thats not really old 
04:00 <beagle> i got it for birthday when turned 35
04:00 <slinky_J> it was just shit online imo
04:00 <beagle> ill give that a shot but as a start ill play single player campaign cause i aint played fps for long while
04:00 <beagle> i am hoping it works in 1080p
04:00 <beagle> probably will
05:00 <Matthew> RIDE ON TIMEEE
06:00 <beagle> ok. it appears i won 6 dollars on tonites
06:00 <beagle> well, thats another ticket for next weekend
06:00 <beagle> .
06:00 <Picard> oh ffs
06:00 <beagle> thats a good song, by beatbox i think
06:00 <beagle> 90s tunes were good
06:00 <beagle> 80s were crazy
06:00 <beagle> 70s were cool so were 60s
06:00 <Picard> hawkins is such a faggot
07:00 <beagle> without computers they just all went to radio :P
07:00 <beagle> now its just batshit mad lol everything is on youtube 
10:00 <slinky_J> playing single player and multi r so diff
11:00 <slinky_J> only way to get good at multi is to play multi
12:00 <beagle> pretty much
12:00 <beagle> it is different to campaign
12:00 <beagle> my favourite is real time strategy games tho
12:00 <beagle> even played hours and hours of starcraft  2 with a bloke from here
12:00 <beagle> i would again if he was around i forget his nickname
13:00 <beagle> when new pc arrives tho, i want super max detail n smooth video
13:00 <beagle> this one would be kind of medium
13:00 <beagle> well just put webcam on didnt take long to get 17 views
13:00 <beagle> this rooms huge
13:00 <beagle> i think it allows up to 500 people lol
13:00 <beagle> its well over half
14:00 <beagle> oh wait only just, 259 ppl
14:00 <beagle> sometimes wonder how its even possible have that many people without lag
14:00 <beagle> spose they didnt when paltalk started.
15:00 <beagle> rocken the socks off on a saturday !
17:00 <beagle> without grog im sooooooooo mellow
17:00 <beagle> should just stay this way
17:00 <beagle> sat nite and i dont have any
17:00 <beagle> but its a-ok
18:00 <beagle> yesterdays port was too much need a break
18:00 <beagle> soonest will next weekend
18:00 <beagle> tbh if i had any i wouldnt drink it cause i would run out cigs too fast
19:00 <beagle> damzit paltalk crashed
19:00 <beagle> doesnt much
19:00 <beagle> but just did ...
19:00 <partay> Beagle STFU
20:00 <Picard> is jimmy turd back in australia?
21:00 <slinky_J> BOOM
21:00 <slinky_J> 400m headshot nigga
21:00 <slinky_J> with 6x scope
21:00 <slinky_J> AAAHAHAHA
21:00 <slinky_J> BEAST
27:00 <slinky_J> oh mang whar is simba!!!!
28:00 <slinky_J> FIVE HOURS OMIGOSH 
31:00 <beagle> he was around for ages
31:00 <beagle> then i aint seen him for about 1-2 days
38:00 <Zade> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GWvubWB11Yc
38:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Leftfield - Phat Planet (Dave Clarke Remix) (Date not found) - Category: Music - 12,248 - 188 likes (99.5%), 1 dislikes (0.5%)
48:00 <Picard> dead.hopefully
57:00 <Picard> gooooooo gold coast :P
58:00 <slinky_J> ok had shower mmm
58:00 <slinky_J> ay picard u gotta get a good snap of u on an elephant man
58:00 <slinky_J> get them to make it pick something up while ur on it
59:00 <mandyjane> sssh slinky_J
02:00 <Picard> my luck the elephant will stampede and i will be lost in the fucking jungle
02:00 <slinky_J> lol
02:00 <slinky_J> ya find out what makes elephants go nuts, like toothpaste makes grizzly bears go nuts
02:00 <Picard> lol
02:00 <slinky_J> and ya just throw some out into the jungle
02:00 <slinky_J> come back to aus check the news for elephant goes apeshit
36:00 <beagle> http://www.ebay.com.au/itm/360356861640
36:00 <British^Meat> ok
38:00 <slinky_J> HOLA
38:00 <slinky_J> https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/10405490_10152501073164471_5851219017549173940_n.jpg?oh=ff7ef26508e8be745eddce548e61ac3c&oe=54408ACF&__gda__=1413078960_bd7159ad27765dabc0a5d9decaee38d5
38:00 <slinky_J> werdz
38:00 <beagle> so this is sent to me next week AMD Quad Core A8 5600K 3.6GHz Gaming Computer 8GB 1TB HD7560D Desktop PC #230957794683
38:00 <beagle> then im done buying pc gear cause out of money
39:00 <beagle> thank fuck i have allready the keyboard mouse etc
39:00 <beagle> this machine even has built in bluetooth and wifi
40:00 <British^Meat> welcome to 4 yrs ago beagle
40:00 <beehhh> when I was burnt alive
41:00 <beagle> well it was still quad 3.6ghz sounds not too bad
41:00 <beagle> 499 bux
41:00 <beagle> im done
41:00 <beagle> hi beehhh
41:00 <beehhh> died of a hate n pain
41:00 <beehhh> hi beagle
41:00 <beehhh> im getting the hp x360 easier to take to class
42:00 <beehhh> 15' too bag for lacture
42:00 <beehhh> lactating
44:00 <beagle> well it should be good
44:00 <beagle> touch screen ?
44:00 <beehhh> i wanna get asus zenpad fhone 6" got intel
45:00 <beehhh> dual micro sim
45:00 <beehhh> http://www.youbeli.com/images/screenshots/359236_684540.jpg
46:00 <beagle> asus are good
46:00 <beagle> but these days hewlett packard is probably best
46:00 <beagle> used to be toshiba
47:00 <beehhh> only few fhones got intel inside
47:00 <beehhh> only a few
48:00 <beehhh> http://www.asus.com/my/Phones/ZenFone_6_A600CG/
48:00 <beagle> that page loads slow
48:00 <beehhh> cause im loading it here
49:00 <beehhh> http://www.intel.com/content/www/us/en/smartphones/smartphones.html
49:00 <beehhh> they have lenovos but slower than asus
51:00 <beagle> that page didnt load at all it sat there with spinny thing
51:00 <beagle> forever
51:00 <beagle> and the second one too
51:00 <beehhh> you can go to any optus or vodafhone store n chage to a micro sim
51:00 <beagle> my phones micro
52:00 <AsusZenfone6> mine already loaded
53:00 <AsusZenfone6> ages ago i went to cook my noodle n back
53:00 <beagle> i bought pasta sauce
53:00 <beagle> creamy with vegetables
53:00 <beagle> i forgot margarine tho ffs.
54:00 <AsusZenfone6> from the central market in downtown?
54:00 <AsusZenfone6> they have nice huge bread sandwiches
54:00 <beagle> u mean in miri ?
54:00 <beagle> hrm what do they cost in aus money equiv
55:00 <beagle> under $3 and theyre cheap :P
05:00 <slinky_J> hmm
06:00 <beagle> trippy music playing here
06:00 <beagle> and like 30 people lined up about to spin tunes
06:00 <beagle> ha its so much better than radio no ads and way more variety
06:00 <slinky_J> im looking at wristbands
06:00 <beagle> my crystal stone arrived yesterday
06:00 <beagle> its iny tho 4cm
07:00 <beagle> tiny even
07:00 <beagle> yellow !
07:00 <damio> how much have u smoked of it so far?
07:00 <beagle> with a stand, wooden stand
07:00 <beagle> i put it on the table in the living room hrm ill bring it in here
08:00 <slinky_J> this could really hurt someone http://www.psylofashion.com/product-148-Wristband_8.aspx
08:00 <beagle> 29 pounds
08:00 <beagle> thats like 50 bucks or so
09:00 <slinky_J> yeah
09:00 <damio> do you have cuts?
09:00 <slinky_J> 52 49
09:00 <slinky_J> lol
10:00 <slinky_J> i got these ones beagle http://www.psylofashion.com/product-137-Ribbed_Wristband_14.aspx
11:00 <damio> geek
11:00 <beagle> http://www.harveynorman.com.au/logitech-k270-wireless-keyboard.html i bought that using it now
11:00 <beagle> one u bought is better than first one 
12:00 <slinky_J> wearin this hat http://www.psylofashion.com/product-469-Kazu_Cap.aspx
12:00 <slinky_J> and chicks gloves
12:00 <slinky_J> uni sex
13:00 <slinky_J> lolz
13:00 <beagle> looks soft
13:00 <damio> r u a nerdy emo?
13:00 <beagle> kind of military
13:00 <beagle> off to nam with you !
15:00 <slinky_J> emo no
16:00 <damio> I only assumed that because all the dudes I know who wear wristbands like that do it to cover their cuts
17:00 <slinky_J> lol
17:00 <slinky_J> keep ur hands warm
20:00 <slinky_J> i just like shit that's different
20:00 <slinky_J> like id rather have a Bastardly_One doll than a superman doll
20:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
20:00 <slinky_J> WHEN BARBIE GONNA GET NIPPLES CUZ?
20:00 <slinky_J> tantrum *goes for cig* brb lol
21:00 <damio> slinky r u in melb?
21:00 <Bastardly_One> adelaide thank fuck 
21:00 <Bastardly_One> far enough away
21:00 <damio> lol
21:00 <damio> suit yaself
22:00 <Loof> hi damio
26:00 <slinky_J> haha
26:00 <slinky_J> cold as ice outside
30:00 <slinky_J> so u didnt go meet that dude damio?
32:00 <damio> skip?
32:00 <damio> nah
32:00 <slinky_J> ah howcome
32:00 <damio> I hear he's unreliable
32:00 <damio> will show me up
33:00 <damio> besides he's already pretty trashed
33:00 <damio> probably a bad idea
33:00 <damio> I have no more booze though :(
33:00 <damio> and he offered to shout me all night
33:00 <damio> lol
33:00 <damio> maybe I will
34:00 <slinky_J> https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xap1/v/t1.0-9/10403461_10152505580634471_3372520971578399279_n.png?oh=e0e31dc4e4729af4ce9228d1e9f3eb1b&oe=544F2F3F&__gda__=1414006378_26b270e25f1d3ce6ad19dd38bf3da3cb  dayumm
34:00 <slinky_J> and u said he said he was in a gay club
34:00 <slinky_J> lmao
36:00 <damio> yeah
36:00 <damio> he said he was
36:00 <damio> idk if he knows it's a gay club
36:00 <damio> lol
36:00 <Bastardly_One> the Peel?
36:00 <Bastardly_One> the Glasshouse?
36:00 <damio> club 80
36:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
37:00 <damio> what's that girls name/?
37:00 <milk> pick me, pick me I want to be the perfect individual unique of imperfection
37:00 <Bastardly_One> how could you not now
37:00 <damio> yeah see
37:00 <damio> that's why i shouldn;t meet up
38:00 <damio> he's pulling my leg
38:00 <Loof> and ur dick
38:00 <damio> man
38:00 <damio> if only
38:00 <slinky_J> lolol
39:00 <Bastardly_One> it's this simple ... doesn't feel right/comfortable
39:00 <Bastardly_One> there is usually a reason 
39:00 <damio> b1
39:00 <damio> do you know skip?
39:00 <damio> david mendalssohn
39:00 <Bastardly_One> oh
39:00 <damio> yeah
39:00 <damio> it's him..
39:00 <damio> lol
39:00 <Bastardly_One> you're being stooged
40:00 <damio> yep
40:00 <damio> lol
41:00 <slinky_J> i thought damio was a new chatter
41:00 <slinky_J> EYE WAS DECEIVED!
41:00 <Bastardly_One> he is 
41:00 <slinky_J> o
41:00 <slower> meeting a stranger for free drinks seems like just asking for trouble
41:00 <damio> I met nessita already
41:00 <Bastardly_One> jesus
41:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
41:00 <slinky_J> u met her?
41:00 <damio> yeah
41:00 <slinky_J> howcome
42:00 <damio> something to do
42:00 <slinky_J> in her pic she was cute
42:00 <Bastardly_One> you young people
42:00 <slinky_J> is she cute irl
42:00 <slinky_J> or fat
42:00 <damio> yeah she is
43:00 <Bastardly_One> she is asian isnt she?
43:00 <damio> if she is I couldn't tell
43:00 <damio> and she never mentioned
43:00 <Loof> cool
44:00 <Loof> http://tunein.radioxenu.com
44:00 <damio> is that u?
44:00 <Bastardly_One> I thought she was for some reason 
44:00 <damio> have you stopped playing shit?
45:00 <Loof> is pandas actually trying to seduce a gay guy to feed his ego
45:00 <Loof> ?
45:00 <Loof> just when i think he cant get any more pathetic
45:00 <slinky_J> huh
45:00 <slinky_J> im tryin to seduce wtf?
46:00 <Bastardly_One> talking to people must mean something else to Loof
46:00 <slinky_J> yer lol
48:00 <damio> lol
48:00 <damio> loof
48:00 <damio> your mind
48:00 <damio> where are you at m6?
48:00 <damio> m8
49:00 <slinky_J> lolol
49:00 <Loof> i have him on ignore so i'm only getting half a convo
49:00 <slinky_J> ooooeerrr
49:00 <Loof> i assumed he's showing you pics of himself
49:00 <slinky_J> ignoooorreee
49:00 <damio> assumptions are the bane of my existance
50:00 <damio> lol
50:00 <damio> are the root cause of all shitty rumours
50:00 <Serenity> ignore is for poofs and whingers
50:00 <Bastardly_One> you're next then for that ... rage quit in a min 
51:00 <Serenity> i care not
51:00 <Serenity> just sneezed fairly sure my spine just snapped
51:00 <Bastardly_One> have you see big money hustla?
52:00 <Serenity> yes i have it
52:00 <Bastardly_One> my mother fucking
52:00 <Bastardly_One> MONAY!
52:00 <oxbffff> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uS4CvCGFyqc
52:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: 2pac - Changes (Feb 28, 2010) - Category: People & Blogs - 3,354,870 - 11,986 likes (98.7%), 158 dislikes (1.3%)
52:00 <slinky_J> this 3 days to kill is like a try hard TAKEN
53:00 <Loof> ignore is a good substitute for punching someone in the head
53:00 <slinky_J> lol
53:00 <oxbffff> dumb cunts
54:00 <Loof> i can already tell oxbffff is a homo, you should do him damio
54:00 <slower> loof a clever funny comeback is even better
54:00 <slinky_J> this winter is just fkn weird man
54:00 <Loof> shutup your brain is too slow
54:00 <Loof> you slow cunt
54:00 <oxbffff> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pe5rtCGzI8E
54:00 <slinky_J> ive had this perculiar feelin all winter
54:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: 2pac - Until The End Of Time (Dec 17, 2010) - Category: Music - 243,461 - 864 likes (98.4%), 14 dislikes (1.6%)
54:00 <Bastardly_One> *peculiar
54:00 <Loof> people like you should be execute fgt
54:00 <slinky_J> ty
55:00 <damio> ive already pryed oxbff
55:00 <slinky_J> always muck up that word
55:00 <damio> :P
55:00 <Loof> lol
55:00 <oxbffff> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uS4CvCGFyqc
55:00 <Serenity> is damio gay now?
55:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: 2pac - Changes (Feb 28, 2010) - Category: People & Blogs - 3,354,870 -
55:00 <damio> my god
55:00 <Loof> yes
55:00 <damio> serenity
55:00 <Bastardly_One> Loof should be just put down 
55:00 <damio> lol
55:00 <damio> i am a gay rapist
55:00 <damio> now
55:00 <Bastardly_One> he always has been apparently 
55:00 <damio> in serenitys eyes
55:00 <Serenity> fuck off pz
55:00 <Serenity> ffs
55:00 <slinky_J> lol@loof using slowers nick to insult him
55:00 <Serenity> im asking damio ffs
55:00 <Serenity> calm down you mong
55:00 <damio> yes serenity
55:00 <slinky_J> pz is back
55:00 <damio> it is true
55:00 <slinky_J> CALM DOWN SEZZ
56:00 <damio> surprised you didn't know
56:00 <Loof> if you dont get that he is gay your gaydar needs a firmware update
56:00 <slinky_J> prescription, stab a few ppl
56:00 <slinky_J> take a deep breath
56:00 <slinky_J> ;D
56:00 <slinky_J> who is gay?
56:00 <Serenity> i couldnt care less about you damio why would i know
56:00 <Bastardly_One> can you just remove Loof?
56:00 <oxbffff> 2pac - Changes
56:00 <damio> I get teased aboiut it a lot on here
56:00 <damio> well
56:00 <Serenity> no this is the fist time ive been on properly in days you can all fuck off
56:00 <damio> tease attempts
56:00 <Crip> Crip: Ballarat, VIC - (2nd at 11:35 PM): Temp: -2.7°C, DP: -3.0 °C, RH: 98%, Apparent Temp: -5.9°C, Cloudbase: 123 feet, Winds: ESE / 4 (gusting 6) Km/H, knots: 2 (gusting 3) Knts, Bar: 1032.0 HPA, Rain: 0.0 mm
56:00 <Loof> yeah i'd better put Serenity on ignore if she's in this mood
56:00 <Bastardly_One> he's getting offensive
56:00 <Crip> brrrrrrrrrrr
56:00 <slinky_J> teased for what
56:00 <Bastardly_One> told ya 
56:00 <slinky_J> i am so so lost
57:00 <Bastardly_One> ignore 
57:00 <Bastardly_One> loo
57:00 <Serenity> putting me on ignore wont stop you getting banned
57:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
57:00 <damio> teased for being a homo!
57:00 <Bastardly_One> Crip OMFG!
57:00 <Bastardly_One> -2 
57:00 <Bastardly_One> and that snow yesterday 
57:00 <Crip> feels like -5.9 :/
57:00 <Bastardly_One> see that?
57:00 <Crip> yeah
57:00 <Crip> we had a snow fight @ work
57:00 <Serenity> nah he was walking around with his eyes shut
57:00 <Serenity> missed the whole thing
57:00 <Bastardly_One> it didn't go long woman 
57:00 <Loof> you might as well have gay bigot tattood on your forehead if you diss gays in this day and age
58:00 <Bastardly_One> he might of been out of town or something
58:00 <Crip> it lasted for a few hours @ work
58:00 <Bastardly_One> oh really?
58:00 <slinky_J> loof is livin in the nineties
58:00 <Crip> yeah
58:00 <Bastardly_One> lasted a while out mt helen and places
58:00 <slinky_J> guys head is fucked from drugs
58:00 <Bastardly_One> only about 1/2 hour in town
58:00 <Crip> i was in wendouree near ring road
59:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm in black hill so fucked if I know
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