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00:00 <Bastardly_One> I should make some Rorschach icons
00:00 <Bastardly_One> from The Watchmen 
00:00 <Bastardly_One> possibly one of the best written comic book characters ever
01:00 <slinky_J> he is cool
02:00 <Jewel> youre cool slinky_J
03:00 <slinky_J> lol
03:00 <slinky_J> guess what
03:00 <Jewel> what
03:00 <slinky_J> :P
03:00 <Jewel> lol
03:00 <slinky_J> lols
04:00 <slinky_J> was your day eventful?
04:00 <Jewel> whos
05:00 <Bastardly_One> spea engrish ya stoopid skippy
05:00 <slinky_J> urs
06:00 <Picard> lol
06:00 <Picard> Bastardly_One cannot understand
06:00 <Picard> too old 
06:00 <Picard> brain is fried
06:00 <Bastardly_One> 5 dollar!
06:00 <Bastardly_One> very fresh!
06:00 <Bastardly_One> onry engrish I know
09:00 <Picard> fucktard
17:00 <Picard> wowsers
17:00 <Picard> some cunts need to relax
17:00 <Jewel> Picard
17:00 <Picard> Jewel
18:00 <Jewel> stop begging me for a picture
18:00 <Jewel> and messaging me in private
18:00 <Jewel> :)
18:00 <Picard> psycho
18:00 <Picard> someone remove this nut job
18:00 <Jewel> poor guy
18:00 <Picard> stop raging
19:00 <simba> are you bothering people Picard
19:00 <Picard> no simb
19:00 <Loof> only children
19:00 <Jewel> yes why dont you leave
19:00 <Jewel> poor guy was begging me for a picture for 1 hour
19:00 <Picard> Jewel is obsessed with me
19:00 <Picard> panda warned me
19:00 <Picard> i didnt listen
19:00 <Picard> simba did u see the footy?
19:00 <Picard> when do u think we will see matthew in here?
20:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.theage.com.au/entertainment/tv-and-radio/naked-is-the-new-trend-on-tv-20140729-zxxg1.html
20:00 <Picard> ok im off to bed
20:00 <Jewel> yes he is simba
20:00 <Jewel> begging me for a picture for an hour and ive never spoken to him
20:00 <Jewel> he needs help
21:00 <Picard> Jewel leave me alone
21:00 <simba> ok hes going
21:00 <Picard> stop noticing me
21:00 <simba> just b4 a ban
21:00 <Mew> haha its like that scene in austin powers
21:00 <Mew> with the melons
22:00 <simba> melons
22:00 <Jewel> lol
22:00 <Jewel> im not noticing you
22:00 <Jewel> you kept sending 100 notices asking for a pictue
22:00 <Jewel> picture
22:00 <Jewel> you desperate married man
23:00 <simba> Jewel u have terrible internets
23:00 <Jewel> does he harass everyone
23:00 <simba> yes
24:00 <simba> he does that to all women
24:00 <simba> needs a lengthy ban..... in hell
24:00 <Jewel> i have terrible internets?
25:00 <Maurice> He never does it to me :(
25:00 <Maurice> WHATS WRONG WITH ME!?
25:00 <Jewel> why isnt he banned then
25:00 <simba> well hes scared of you Maurice
25:00 <Jewel> desperate moron
25:00 <Bastardly_One> he is actually 
25:00 <simba> he should be banned from now on
25:00 <Maurice> So he should be
25:00 <Maurice> I will rip him a new one and not even give him a panadol for the pain
25:00 <simba> hes everything wrong with an irc user wrapped up in one old bald loner
25:00 <simba> a poison to chatrooms
26:00 <Bastardly_One> then if he is perm banned so should Loof be 
26:00 <Bastardly_One> for his constant unprovoked bullshit
26:00 <Jewel> he seems like the person that would kill someone if he gets rejected
26:00 <Jewel> too many idiots here
27:00 <simba> yes we know ur feelings Bastardly_One
27:00 <Bastardly_One> OMG
27:00 <Bastardly_One> http://nationalreport.net/nyc-police-officer-kills-baby-breastfeeding-argument/
27:00 <Bastardly_One> fucking hell
29:00 <Bastardly_One> not just my feelings 
30:00 <doctor> ban everyone
30:00 <simba> band
31:00 <slinky_J> mm gettin tireds
31:00 <slinky_J> Jewel when i craswh out sing to me :D 
31:00 <slinky_J> just like not some gay nursery rhyme hahaha
31:00 <Jewel> u didnt even defend my honour when that picard weirdo was ssaying stuff !!!
31:00 <Jewel> as if sing :(
31:00 <slinky_J> ok
32:00 <slinky_J> im tryin to help my friend feel better bout somethin soz
32:00 <Jewel> tsk tsk
32:00 <Jewel> sounds draining
32:00 <Bastardly_One> again?
32:00 <slinky_J> ye
32:00 <slinky_J> the situation is so much more fucked up than i knew
32:00 <doctor> all honour is left at the door when you decide to enter the channel
32:00 <Jewel> emotional vampires suck
32:00 <Jewel> lol doctor
32:00 <slinky_J> but im too tired to continue with it tonight
32:00 <Jewel> true
33:00 <Bastardly_One> give then Lifeline's number
33:00 <Bastardly_One> being Dr Phil is tiring
33:00 <[Maverick]> a true friend wouldn't say they are tired and keep at it 
33:00 <[Maverick]> :P 
33:00 <Jewel> how many times can you be there for someone
34:00 <[Maverick]> as many times as you can be 
34:00 <slinky_J> nah he's had enouogh
34:00 <Bastardly_One> I know some of the time I'm up until all hours talking people through things
34:00 <slinky_J> he needs to just relax and have some drinks
34:00 <Jewel> its just too anoying
34:00 <slinky_J> said it himself
34:00 <Jewel> i dont bothere anymore
34:00 <Mew> tell him to have a cig bro
34:00 <Loof> let's all fighting love
34:00 <Loof> protect my balls
34:00 <Bastardly_One> might be annoying but you'll be the first to complain if nobody is there for you when in need
35:00 <Jewel> i guess
35:00 <slinky_J> Mew for once in your life just shut up.
35:00 <slinky_J> yeah b1 exactly
35:00 <Jewel> but sometimes
35:00 <slinky_J> no expectations just be the person that person needs, espesh when its you they come to
35:00 <Bastardly_One> My friends are pretty much easily cheered up though 
35:00 <Bastardly_One> except for a couple of them
35:00 <Jewel> how many times can you run to someones help
35:00 <doctor> i don't try to help people so i don't get people bawling at me
36:00 <[Maverick]> is that when they hang up the phone from talking to you B1? 
36:00 <Loof> lol stung
36:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
36:00 <Loof> b1 you better put some ointment on that
37:00 <Bastardly_One> Loof, go clean your life up before you say anything about anyone 
38:00 <Jewel> go watch rambo
38:00 <doctor> give it a good scrub behind the ears
38:00 <Jewel> and man up
39:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... indeed doctor
39:00 <simba> i clean my life with a good old sponge and soapy water
39:00 <doctor> i scrubbed mine just today
39:00 <Bastardly_One> I doubt that chat does
39:00 <Jewel> doctor how was it
39:00 <simba> lifes pretty scrubbed up
40:00 <Bastardly_One> I can imagine his house has that shitty smell that grotty people's houses do 
40:00 <Loof> i should wash my balls, but they'll just get all dirty when i take them to the park again
40:00 <doctor> yeah if you look after it well just a sponge and some soapy water will do, but if you let it go for a bit you gotta give it some elbow grease
40:00 <Jewel> doctor are you still talking about life
40:00 <doctor> yeah sure
40:00 <Jewel> cool
41:00 <Bastardly_One> and a good analogy
41:00 <Bastardly_One> I quite like it 
41:00 <Bastardly_One> might even steal it 
41:00 <simba> dont
41:00 <Mew> it must be true i heard it from a doctor 
41:00 <Jewel> lol
42:00 <Saemon> Bastardly_One omfg oi ive got some serious big news man
42:00 <Saemon> real talk for a moment
42:00 <Saemon> alberto del rio has just got fired from WWE
42:00 <Bastardly_One> if you're not dying 
42:00 <Bastardly_One> I don't care
43:00 <Bastardly_One> yep, I thought I didn't care
43:00 <Saemon> he allegedly got into a backstage altercation with an employee
43:00 <Bastardly_One> he did 
43:00 <Bastardly_One> he clocked them
43:00 <Saemon> damn
43:00 <Bastardly_One> for real
43:00 <Saemon> i wonder if it was john cena, would the outcome be the same?
43:00 <Saemon> considering cena is the companys cash cow
44:00 <simba> take it to #teens, boys
44:00 <xm> re-enact the scene with figurines
44:00 <Bastardly_One> N to the O
44:00 <Bastardly_One> NightOwl
44:00 <Saemon> W inbetween
44:00 <NightOwl1> B to the 1
44:00 <Saemon> nWo
44:00 <Bastardly_One> xm, he will
44:00 <Bastardly_One> he has the dolls
45:00 <xm> 'plz, figurines'
45:00 <Saemon> lol i played the rematch of undertaker vs brock with my WWE action figures
45:00 <Saemon> and they are called action figures
45:00 <Bastardly_One> watch this and it's true
45:00 <Saemon> dolls are barbies 
45:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm not going to the RAW tour
45:00 <Bastardly_One> I can't be fucked
45:00 <Saemon> fair enough, they come every year anyway
46:00 <simba> lmao
46:00 <simba> <Saemon> and they are called action figures
46:00 <Bastardly_One> I just shook my head 
46:00 <Bastardly_One> at the fact he did a match with them
46:00 <Bastardly_One> how old are you?
46:00 <Bastardly_One> you are so child like
46:00 <Saemon> considering cm punk is not on the card, and the shield as a unit aint gona be there, and apparently the wyatt family isnt touring as well
47:00 <Saemon> this yrs wwe raw australian tour seems to suck
48:00 <Bastardly_One> I dunno if you can ban someone for disgusting tastes
48:00 <Jewel> simba is maintaining the law
48:00 <Maurice> Can ban him for being a dickhead troll
48:00 <simba> thanx 4 ur concern
48:00 <Bastardly_One> he wasn't trolling yet
49:00 <Bastardly_One> ummmmmmmmmmm you remember that when you question bans then 
49:00 <Bastardly_One> had a decent whinge this morning simba :)
49:00 <simba> who
49:00 <Bastardly_One> you
49:00 <Bastardly_One> at BlackDevil
49:00 <simba> me??
49:00 <simba> i wasnt here this morning
50:00 <Bastardly_One> that must of been yesterday then 
50:00 <simba> stop trying to cause shit Bastardly_One
50:00 <Bastardly_One> whenever he was stoned and banning
50:00 <Mew> #melbourne politics
50:00 <Mew> nobody wins
50:00 <Bastardly_One> that's starting shit ... don't tell me I whine when you did the exact some thing at BlackDevil is all I am saying
51:00 <Bastardly_One> want me to start shit?
51:00 <Bastardly_One> am sure I could 
51:00 <simba> i didnt say you whined
51:00 <simba> ??!
51:00 <simba> although you are a whiner
51:00 <simba> can you shut up 
51:00 <Bastardly_One> I could
51:00 <Bastardly_One> but I won't
51:00 <[Maverick]> want some cheese with that whiiiiiinnnnnnneeeeeeeeeeeeee
51:00 <simba> i didnt say anything to BlackDevil except 'i dont think someone calling you a dickhead is grounds for removal'
52:00 <Bastardly_One> what sort?
52:00 <simba> and this incident is unrelated to that, saemon is a known troll
52:00 <[Maverick]> for you.. Saemons dick cheese
52:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck you Mav
52:00 <Bastardly_One> Mav 20203230239 B1 nil
53:00 <Mew> think of it as the naughty corner
53:00 <Mew> he might come back all refined and classy
53:00 <[Maverick]> that's like saying B1 going to school, he will actually learn something 
53:00 <simba> u will have to put him in the cellar 4 ten years
54:00 <Mew> hah
54:00 <Jewel> oooer a cellar
54:00 <Jewel> kinky
54:00 <Bastardly_One> never Mew ... simple simon won't even get why he's banned
54:00 <Mew> i think you're thinking of dungeon
54:00 <Jewel> oh yeah
54:00 <Mew> i was being sarcastic fei
54:00 <Jewel> oops
54:00 <simba> yes wine cellars are quite erotic
55:00 <Jewel> see
55:00 <Jewel> simba gets it
55:00 <Jewel> yes they are
56:00 <xm> things generally get better in a cellar with age. in a dungeon they go there to degenerate and die
56:00 <xm> just sayin'
56:00 <Jewel> touche
56:00 <simba> what about the attic
57:00 <Jewel> to the cellar
57:00 <xm> that's where siblings get closer
57:00 <xm> they get more time to spend together
57:00 <xm> wash each other's hair and so on
57:00 <Jewel> lol
57:00 <Jewel> oh
57:00 <Jewel> lets stay away from the attic then
57:00 <Jewel> simba attics remind me of ghosts
57:00 <xm> you just fear what you dont understand
58:00 <simba> i fear gays
58:00 <simba> lOl not rly
58:00 <simba> dont email me shit
58:00 <xm> i fear BlackDevil and his z-lines
59:00 <Mew> he throws them out like confetti
59:00 <simba> i used to fear Serenity because if you said something sassy that floored her i thought shed react with her op powers
59:00 <simba> so i had to take little sly digs
59:00 <simba> for years
59:00 <Jewel> white devil white devil
00:00 <xm> i prefer speed raging first
00:00 <xm> give them the harsh treatment right away and with intensity
00:00 <xm> then overtime ease up
00:00 <Jewel> all good strategies
01:00 <Loof> all my best friends started out as enemies
01:00 <xm> IRC is best one with a notebook nearby
01:00 <xm> best done*
01:00 <xm> that's what Jesus said
01:00 <Bastardly_One> I do that the other place I chat 
01:00 <Mew> WWJD
01:00 <Bastardly_One> but it's handy if I do that 
01:00 <Jewel> lol xm
02:00 <Bastardly_One> hard to remember everyone's fears and stuff
02:00 <xm> TheWWJD on IRC. at the front of mcdonalds about to oirder
02:00 <Jewel> can learn good life skills from irc
02:00 <Bastardly_One> yes, on how not to act
02:00 <Jewel> yeah lol
03:00 <Mew> can you take a pic of one of the pages Bastardly_One? thatd be interesting to read
03:00 <xm> or see your faults in others magnified
03:00 <Jewel> well for people that claim they love to be there for their friends ppl sure are nasty to each other here
03:00 <Mew> plus its cool to see peoples handwriting
03:00 <slinky_J> lol b1
03:00 <Mew> CoOoOoL
03:00 <Bastardly_One> or what xm said 
03:00 <Bastardly_One> My handwriting is like doctors handwriting
03:00 <Bastardly_One> I'd have to find a printed page
03:00 <Bastardly_One> I print like a girl
03:00 <Bastardly_One> all purdy
03:00 <xm> you can handle dickheads on IRC with your faults magnified. you either hunt them down and get angry, or you feel embarassed everytime they press enter
04:00 <Bastardly_One> but my cursive is worse that a doctor's
04:00 <xm> two ways*
04:00 <Bastardly_One> lol xm
04:00 <xm> im not sure why i got my pen's license
04:00 <xm> it was probably just that i was in highschool and they thought "about time. might as well"
04:00 <Bastardly_One> I used to get along with simple simon ... but he never understood it was more humouring him than anything
04:00 <xm> and i also think ive sort of forgotten how to "running write" or whatever it's called
05:00 <Bastardly_One> I had a gaming break ... gta v came out and I was addicted
05:00 <Loof> b1 writing, this will be rich
05:00 <Bastardly_One> came back and realised how embarrassing he was
05:00 <xm> only my signature is the thing i can do of that style
05:00 <Bastardly_One> My signature cannot be copied
05:00 <Bastardly_One> My mother is an expert forger
05:00 <Bastardly_One> and she can't do it 
05:00 <Loof> i want to know shorthand
05:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
05:00 <xm> you do it in blood dont you
06:00 <Loof> that shit fascinates me
06:00 <xm> you cant really forge signatures anyway really. they can look into the depth and angle of it if you want to go that far
06:00 <Bastardly_One> I have my own form of shorthand ... don't know real shorthand
06:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah well, that was her gig 
06:00 <Bastardly_One> in the day 
07:00 <xm> just talk like an abo and drop all the definite/indefinite articles
07:00 <xm> no the/a/an
07:00 <Jewel> simon says
07:00 <Loof> that's abosolutely abohorent
07:00 <Bastardly_One> re: depth and angle and shit 
07:00 <Jewel> xm thats naughty
07:00 <Bastardly_One> xm is always naughty
07:00 <Bastardly_One> and he's from WA
07:00 <xm> im always in the naughty corner
07:00 <Loof> you'll find me out the front, fighten every cunt
08:00 <Maurice> Whats wrong with WA
08:00 <Bastardly_One> they're the only state in Australian who can bag abos
08:00 <Bastardly_One> and be allowed
08:00 <Bastardly_One> we don't have them hanging out on our front laws
08:00 <xm> i dont even hate abos anyway
08:00 <Bastardly_One> and trashing out street
08:00 <Jewel> xm its time you started to be good
08:00 <Maurice> Pfft, if I insult an abo, I'd have his siblings, parents, aunts, uncles and cousins on my doorstep
08:00 <xm> Jewel, what does it mean to be good?
09:00 <Loof> elJew
09:00 <Jewel> ill get back to you on that
09:00 <xm> Maurice, and they all have cakes and lamingtons for a party?
09:00 <simba> eating your greens and brushing ur teeth
09:00 <Maurice> I fucking hope so!
09:00 <Bastardly_One> Maurice, all from the same 2 bedroom houso house
09:00 <xm> maybe one will have a lambroast
09:00 <Maurice> Fingers crossed
09:00 <Jewel> yeah eating greens and brushing teeth and changing your undies every day
09:00 <Maurice> But I doubt it
09:00 <Bastardly_One> the local lot I used to know ... called "The Smiths""
09:00 <Bastardly_One> won the lottery
09:00 <Maurice> More like they'll have brand new cars they paid 2 payments on before the government stepped in
09:00 <xm> that's it xm. you have been naughty. out of the attic. you have to spend the night in your bedroom
09:00 <Bastardly_One> and purchased a co-op
10:00 <slinky_J> mmm collard greens <3
10:00 <Jewel> lol
10:00 <Bastardly_One> I was convinced it was going to be spent on cartons of beer
10:00 <Serenity> [10:59pm] <%simba> i used to fear Serenity because if you said something sassy that floored her i thought shed react with her op powers - if you ever manage to say something that 'floors' me ill resign how about that
10:00 <Jewel> so much hate
10:00 <Maurice> LOL
10:00 <xm> hate powers Austnet. like humans power the matrix
10:00 <Jewel> lol xm
11:00 <Serenity> its like monsters inc
11:00 <Jewel> is it the cryptonite 
11:00 <Bastardly_One> does Serenity do that?
11:00 <xm> b1 is a very powerful battery
11:00 <Jewel> ahhh
11:00 <Loof> it's easy to floor serenity, you just unzip and say "lay on the floor"
11:00 <Serenity> instead of screams its puffs of steam from your ears
11:00 <Loof> :P
11:00 <Bastardly_One> I think Maurice does ... she used to scare me 
11:00 <xm> steampunk
11:00 <Jewel> it all makes sense
12:00 <slinky_J> LOL sezz
12:00 <slinky_J> bam!!!
12:00 <Bastardly_One> My eyes hurt from making icons
12:00 <NeoGeo64> ☣☣☣☣☣ !hello! ☣☣☣☣☣
12:00 <Bastardly_One> oh, is this Peter O Toole?
13:00 <Serenity> time to wander off again
13:00 <Bastardly_One> fucking looks like him but dunno
13:00 <slinky_J> lol
13:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.the-pork.com/thepork/porkimages/uploaded15/a669a269-d6ce-4772-b5d8-7522.jpg
13:00 <Bastardly_One> is that Peter O Toole?
13:00 <Bastardly_One> I don't care enough to google
14:00 <slinky_J> lol
14:00 <simba> i think its my dad
14:00 <Bastardly_One> [01:14] -Saemon- oi you are my witness, i was unfairly banned man
14:00 <Jewel> its my dad too
15:00 <Bastardly_One> told ya 
15:00 <Bastardly_One> re: my pm to ya 
15:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
15:00 <xm> Frankly Saemon. I don't give a damn
15:00 <simba> congrats man saemon pmd u
15:00 <Serenity> [10:49pm] <Saemon> Serenity
15:00 <Serenity> [10:49pm] <Saemon> ive been unjustly banned from melbourne
15:00 <Serenity> [10:49pm] <Saemon> by simba
15:00 <Serenity> [10:50pm] <Saemon> he's abusing his ops just like how bastardly_one did
15:00 <Serenity> [11:07pm] <Serenity> 1. I do not care. 2. Bastardly ones ops were not removed for him abusing his ops stop referencing it to me 3. Its not my channel I do not run it 4. Im not now nor have I ever been your friend I will not help you when you get banned. 5. I do not care
15:00 <simba> we all get it we dont need 2 give him attention like hes saddam hussein
15:00 <Bastardly_One> oh I am so sick of hearing that Serenity
15:00 <[Maverick]> lol
15:00 <Bastardly_One> about "abusing" my ops
16:00 <Bastardly_One> I make a fucking mistake
16:00 <Serenity> its not the reason you were deleted anyway
16:00 <Serenity> i wish people would stop trying to use it to force me to do something
16:00 <Bastardly_One> everyone else makes more of an issue than I ever could
16:00 <Bastardly_One> no shit 
16:00 <Serenity> its not my fucking channel for starters
16:00 <Bastardly_One> not the first time?
16:00 <Serenity> not at all
16:00 <Bastardly_One> and yeah same with Pollock's shit too 
16:00 <Bastardly_One> I know it goes to a vote 
16:00 <Bastardly_One> blah fuckity blah 
16:00 <Jewel> live for nothing or die for something 
17:00 <Loof> BlackDickhead needs to go, i'm sure everyone agrees
17:00 <Bastardly_One> why?
17:00 <Bastardly_One> because he bans you and your abuse?
17:00 <simba> BlackDevil has been shit since day 1
17:00 <simba> thats just common knowledge
18:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah, and without him the fuckwits would run the network 
18:00 <slinky_J> i like blackdevil <3
18:00 <Bastardly_One> because grem is too busy crying t do shit
18:00 <Bastardly_One> *to do shit 
18:00 <Serenity> he'd be tolerable if he would turn off the spastic for 5 seconds
18:00 <simba> id rather anyone else then BlackDevil
18:00 <Bastardly_One> yep
19:00 <Bastardly_One> the spastic is more than being American
19:00 <Bastardly_One> that TB shit is being a pure cunt
19:00 <Loof> the amount of money i'd pay for his home address and the jail time i'd be prepared to do
19:00 <Bastardly_One> now Q ... there's a spastic
19:00 <simba> lol
20:00 <Jewel> whos
20:00 <Loof> tired
21:00 <Bastardly_One> yay! last icon made 
21:00 <Loof> zzz
21:00 <Bastardly_One> good ... fuck his attitude
21:00 <Bastardly_One> always triess to bring people down to how he feels
21:00 <Jewel> lol
21:00 <Bastardly_One> *tries
21:00 <Serenity> so stop falling into it
21:00 <simba> lol
22:00 <Serenity> every time you fall for it and he wins
22:00 <simba> fuk
22:00 <Bastardly_One> reasonable point ... but the shit he comes out with 
22:00 <Jewel> Bastardly_One werent you big on helping people 
22:00 <Bastardly_One> is plain offensive
22:00 <Maurice> Hang on, what
22:00 <Serenity> of course its offensive
22:00 <Maurice> Someone paid for an IRC person addy?
22:00 <Bastardly_One> I love helping people that deserve it 
22:00 <Serenity> all of these cock buckets are offensive
22:00 <Maurice> Or is willing
22:00 <Serenity> stop letting them get to you they dont matter
23:00 <Bastardly_One> oh, he thinks he gets to me that deeply 
23:00 <Bastardly_One> but some of the shit he says to women
23:00 <Bastardly_One> and the stuff he comes up with 
23:00 <Bastardly_One> I wouldn't let that cunt near a child 
23:00 <simba> some of the lil biffs guys get into on here are retarded theyre like dogs trying to assert dominance
23:00 <[Maverick]> you can easily press the little x button in the top right hand corner 
23:00 <Serenity> on behalf of the entire female population i give you permission to not give a fuck about what he says about us
24:00 <Maurice> Oh great
24:00 <Maurice> Now I have Saemon /noticeing me
24:00 <Bastardly_One> your turn?
24:00 <Bastardly_One> he must think I'm idle
24:00 <Bastardly_One> suffer
24:00 <Maurice> (23:23:57) -Saemon- hey i was unfairly banned from melbourne
24:00 <Bastardly_One> Serenity, thanks!
24:00 <Maurice> (23:24:38) -> -Saemon- (private) Fuck off.
24:00 <simba> lol
24:00 <simba> "hey"
24:00 <Bastardly_One> heh
25:00 <Bastardly_One> [01:15] -Saemon- all i did was have a convo with you
25:00 <Bastardly_One> -
25:00 <Bastardly_One> [01:21] -Saemon- you fucken pathetic old faggot u cant even raise your own son properly cunt lol his 20 its too late for you to raise him like a true father cunt
25:00 <Bastardly_One> awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww cute
25:00 <Maurice> (23:25:05) -Saemon- please, i implore you, as an op, have pity on me and give me justice
25:00 <Maurice> (23:25:17) -> -Saemon- (private) Eat a bag of dicks.
25:00 <Maurice> HIS 20
25:00 <Jewel> shouldnt ops NOT post what they are messaged in private
25:00 <Maurice> He's*
25:00 <Maurice> It's not a PM
25:00 <Maurice> So shut your cake hole
25:00 <Bastardly_One> he's 20?
25:00 <simba> tell him to suck your sweaty sixteen incher and see how he replies
25:00 <Jewel> or notice
25:00 <Jewel> whatever
25:00 <Jewel> youre not special because someone you banned messaged you
25:00 <Serenity> what does it matter if ops post whats said
26:00 <Maurice> I didn't ban him
26:00 <Maurice> So try again
26:00 <Bastardly_One> we are mocking him 
26:00 <Bastardly_One> and actually I started the cut and paste
26:00 <Bastardly_One> of his notices
26:00 <Jewel> yes you did
26:00 <xm> all the ops here have Parliamentary Privileges. they can reveal what they want as they wish
26:00 <Jewel> for someone that claims to love to help people
26:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah so ... why can't the ops?
26:00 <Jewel> you sure arent nice
26:00 <Bastardly_One> I am nice 
26:00 <Jewel> because they should set example
26:00 <Bastardly_One> to people that deserve it 
27:00 <xm> the other day Serenity released a photo of my house from google maps complete with me going outside to put out the bin and she had all my DOX details written over my forehead in zoom
27:00 <simba> Serenity!
27:00 <Bastardly_One> I am fucking wonderful
27:00 <Maurice> Thats so rude
27:00 <simba> how could you
27:00 <Serenity> what example? this place is hanging onto life with its last death rattle before it drowns its self in a bucket of shit. seriously. theres no more examples to be set for anyone
27:00 <Bastardly_One> Serenity knows I'm nice 
27:00 <Serenity> if you want examples find somewhere else honestly
27:00 <Maurice> This channel is made up of around 95% mental patients
27:00 <simba> lol
27:00 <Jewel> you included
27:00 <simba> terrible attitude for the highest ranking op
27:00 <Bastardly_One> I am so Maurice!
27:00 <Maurice> I'm one of the saner ones, which is scary
28:00 <slinky_J> :)
28:00 <xm> this is my Graylands away from Graylands
28:00 <Serenity> couldnt give a fuck tbh
28:00 <Jewel> :)
28:00 <simba> if u were a football coach u would be sacked for lack of passion
28:00 <slinky_J> gotchya nose!
28:00 <Jewel> xm i saw you in the hall
28:00 <xm> i know what you did last summer
28:00 <xm> you were at the beach or something
29:00 <Bastardly_One> wrong!
29:00 <Jewel> yes
29:00 <Bastardly_One> I don't go out of the house in summer
29:00 <Bastardly_One> wasn't me 
29:00 <Serenity> if the server room austnet resides in burned down while i sleep tonight id think of some of you for about a week.
29:00 <Bastardly_One> oh her
29:00 <Maurice> You would think about and mourn me forever
29:00 <Maurice> Don't tell lies
29:00 <simba> translation: i'll weep myself to sleep eternally
29:00 <Bastardly_One> I'd celebrate with you on skype
29:00 <Serenity> id just park outside your house
30:00 <Maurice> LOL
30:00 <Bastardly_One> then you'd put Me on block
30:00 <Serenity> take photos with me polaroid
30:00 <Maurice> And I'd peek through the roller shutters 'OH FUCK! She knows I'm not dead'
30:00 <xm> [23:26:45] 18<Saemon> talk about fucken corrupted op's man
30:00 <xm> [23:28:43] 20<xm>30 i know right
30:00 <xm> [23:29:02] 20<xm>30 you reckon there will ever be an internal commission into this corruption man?
30:00 <xm> [23:29:44] 20<xm>30 they should all be put on trial like NAZIs
30:00 <xm> [23:29:48] 20<xm>30 Nuremberg mate
30:00 <xm> [23:29:52] 20<xm>30 when will humanity learn
30:00 <Bastardly_One> lol xm
30:00 <Maurice> xm, tutt tutt, you're going against everything JenniLo believes in
31:00 <Bastardly_One> what ever happened to the old jenn?
31:00 <xm> all she/it/whatever needs to do is talk to Saemon
31:00 <Bastardly_One> Caramello I think was her last nick
31:00 <xm> sometimes reading it is not enough. you have to interact with Saemo to fully get what sort of person he is
31:00 <Jewel> xm
32:00 <Jewel> i think you need to get to the cellar right now
32:00 <xm> im ejoying smoking my joint on the roof tops right now
32:00 <Jewel> disguisting
32:00 <Jewel> so everyone is a racist druggie on here
32:00 <Bastardly_One> ta notice ... but they go in the bin ... heh
32:00 <simba> smoking a joint on ur joint
32:00 <xm> yes
32:00 <xm> im also a Satanist
32:00 <Jewel> you get worse by the minute
32:00 <xm> i peak at 3am. you should hang around fro then
32:00 <simba> yes Jewel xm smoking a spliff means everyone in this channel is a racist druggie yes yes
32:00 <Mew> enjoying the scent of herbal essences and incest wafting up from the attic
33:00 <Jewel> simba 99% of channel is
33:00 <Bastardly_One> tyme fo a spliffeh
33:00 <[Maverick]> i am racist as fuck.. \
33:00 <simba> ahhhh yes yes thank you for the information
33:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck, I better not mock him
33:00 <Jewel> and why are you being a jerk
33:00 <[Maverick]> my favourite joke atm is poland has the biggest 2nd hand shoe tower in the world 
33:00 <Bastardly_One> he'll notice me again ... he hangs in here under another name so he can watch what we say
34:00 <Bastardly_One> lol Mav
34:00 <Bastardly_One> took me a sec
34:00 <Bastardly_One> that's bad man 
35:00 <[Maverick]> and they hold the biggest pizza festival... cause they can cook 500 at once 
35:00 <Jewel> i dont get the jokes
36:00 <Maurice> I'm not racist or a druggie
36:00 <Bastardly_One> he means the Ukraine
36:00 <Jewel> youre right
36:00 <Jewel> youre way worse
36:00 <Jewel> :)
36:00 <Maurice> I'm not sure theres much worse, other than a rapist or muderer, which I am not
36:00 <Serenity> whats worse than a druggie/racist
36:00 <Maurice> Oh snap
36:00 <Serenity> i love you
37:00 <Bastardly_One> I think a murderer can be justified
37:00 <Bastardly_One> rape can't
37:00 <Maurice> <3
37:00 <Jewel> someone with your personality
37:00 <Jewel> thats what
37:00 <Maurice> My personality is splendid
37:00 <Maurice> It's not my fault your a stunted gimp
37:00 <Maurice> You're*
37:00 <Jewel> ha ha
37:00 <Bastardly_One> STFU B1 I hate your voice! 
37:00 <simba> cat fight !!!!!!!!
37:00 <Bastardly_One> you sure are <3
37:00 <Bastardly_One> for the record I hate it too
37:00 <Jewel> how are your red appliances
38:00 <Bastardly_One> Oh that reminds me 
38:00 <Bastardly_One> I saw this tin red kettle
38:00 <Maurice> Sexcellent
38:00 <Bastardly_One> and made me think of Maurice
38:00 <Maurice> They go faster than any other colour
38:00 <Maurice> I have a red kettle
38:00 <Bastardly_One> today ... was pretty fucking cool
38:00 <Maurice> For my stove top
38:00 <Bastardly_One> old school?
38:00 <Jewel> is your stove red?
38:00 <Maurice> It looks old school
38:00 <Bastardly_One> yep yep, so was this
38:00 <Bastardly_One> homemart?
38:00 <Maurice> Yes, everything in my house is red
38:00 <Maurice> ALL of it
38:00 <Maurice> No, online
39:00 <Jewel> even your personality is red... danger danger
39:00 <Maurice> Riiiight
39:00 <Bastardly_One> wtf I was doing in there I don't know because I walked out wondering why I went in there to begin with
39:00 <Mew> Maurice painted her house with the blood of all the druggie racists she murdered
39:00 <simba> red is da best
39:00 <Bastardly_One> I should write a list 
39:00 <Maurice> Fuck yes, Mew
39:00 <Jewel> i hate red
39:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh electric blue is the best
39:00 <simba> u would say that
40:00 <Bastardly_One> and maroon
40:00 <Bastardly_One> and burgandy
40:00 <Mew> if you get bored you can just lick the walls
40:00 <Maurice> Electric blueeeee INTO DEEEEEEP
40:00 <Mew> ku klux ketamine
40:00 <Bastardly_One> and it's all over now 
40:00 <Jewel> simba is no cute baby lion
40:00 <Bastardly_One> electric blue
41:00 <simba> am 2
41:00 <Mew> meow
41:00 <Bastardly_One> all over you?
41:00 <Jewel> are you sure
41:00 <Bastardly_One> I forget the chorus
41:00 <Serenity> not sure what the colour of Maurice's decore has to do with anything
41:00 <Maurice> Electric blue
41:00 <simba> 4:1)
41:00 <Maurice> It makes me more awesome, Serenity
41:00 <xm> can you list all the worst vices there are and in order of worsitynessness, Jewel
41:00 <Jewel> really friendly baby lion
41:00 <Jewel> no xm i will not
42:00 <xm> refusal to list vices is encouragement of them too
42:00 <xm> it's tacit m8
42:00 <Bastardly_One> you're even ruder than I 
42:00 <Jewel> ...
42:00 <Bastardly_One> what was it simba said to me?
42:00 <Bastardly_One> can you stop being Bastardly_One Bastardly_One?
42:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
42:00 <simba> yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
42:00 <xm> how can we learn to become better people if you dont tell us where to improve on?
42:00 <Jewel> xm i am sure you are aware of them, you seem intelligent
42:00 <simba> i drank 2 much solo not enough water
43:00 <Jewel> i dont think ppl here can be helped xm
43:00 <Bastardly_One> Maurice
43:00 <Maurice> What
43:00 <Jewel> they have gone to the dark side
43:00 <xm> im not. i just got the cool autocorrect stephen hawking uses that makes me seem smarter than i am
43:00 <Bastardly_One> blame my browser for the delay but
43:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IUFOVu1CurM
43:00 <Serenity> what a crawler
43:00 <Jewel> youre not even you right now, youre high
43:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Icehouse - Electric Blue (Feb 25, 2012) 0 - Category: Music - 659,440 - 2,760 likes (97.8%), 61 dislikes (2.2%)
43:00 <Jewel> oh i see lol
43:00 <Maurice> Yeah I have the mp3
43:00 <Maurice> Coz I'm young..
43:00 <Mew> xm you've had too many marijuanas please step away from the keyboard
43:00 <Bastardly_One> you're like a decade younger or more
44:00 <Mew> drop your weapons
44:00 <Mew> STOP RESISTING
44:00 <Bastardly_One> how do you now this crap?
44:00 <Bastardly_One> xm is on fire tonight
44:00 <Jewel> drugs are so 80s
44:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm enjoying it 
44:00 <xm> mew, that program you told me about to get around the cam pot high detection is cool
44:00 <Jewel> hes high
44:00 <Jewel> thats why
44:00 <xm> my eyes are red as anything and it cant detect it
44:00 <Jewel> maybe he will start a fire who knows
44:00 <xm> it wont lock me out of IRC
44:00 <Bastardly_One> the red eyes
44:00 <Bastardly_One> is my fault
45:00 <Bastardly_One> I told you the demons were gonna win
45:00 <Jewel> simba has lovely red eyes
45:00 <Mew> it matches the retina scan 
45:00 <Bastardly_One> you're one of them now 
45:00 <Bastardly_One> you won't stop typing
45:00 <xm> the algorithm is even clever enough to detect that your eye is focusing on shiny things more than usual
45:00 <xm> Israeli patent i think
45:00 <simba> thank u 
45:00 <xm> the same shit used in xbox kinect
46:00 <simba> Jewel u have only 1 good song!!!!!!!!!!!! lol rippin couleurs line and stealin his e-gf
46:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm serious ... I think this should be our national anthem
46:00 <Bastardly_One> and beats the shit out of the one we have
46:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3mkidP2OUCk
46:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Icehouse - Great Southern Land (Oct 24, 2006) 4:59 - Category: Music - 2,068,831 - 6,590 likes (98.4%), 105 dislikes (1.6%)
46:00 <Bastardly_One> I think that should be our anthem for real
46:00 <Mew> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jPpd9X2TiCY
46:00 <Jewel> lol simba, youre bad 
46:00 <xm> Bastardly_One, they play Great Southern Land every year on Australia day at the Perth skyworks
46:00 <xm> i assume probably the same for other cities too
46:00 <doctor> cant image crowds of people singing that song
47:00 <xm> pretty much the anthem already
47:00 <Jewel> only couleurs can say that to me !
47:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah? they must of stolen my idea
47:00 <Bastardly_One> cunts
47:00 <doctor> dont want it ruined by making it into a shitty anthem
47:00 <xm> the anthem should have no lyrics. to force immigrants to sing in English is racist
47:00 <xm> we are about diversity here
47:00 <Bastardly_One> I actually wrote to Howard with some other kids saying that 
47:00 <simba> the anthem should change every year to match modern trends
47:00 <doctor> we can all make animal noises
47:00 <Bastardly_One> I think for me is because it's so visual
47:00 <xm> too right doctor 
48:00 <xm> like Australian fauna nauses
48:00 <Serenity> id like to see a bit of a dubstep ring to it
48:00 <xm> kookaburra, skipoy
48:00 <Bastardly_One> what? this song Serenity or the anthem in general?
48:00 <Serenity> the anthem keep up
48:00 <Bastardly_One> well, Skrillex is coming soon 
48:00 <Bastardly_One> maybe he can write it 
49:00 <doctor> that's speciest xm, we're a multispeciesual country
49:00 <xm> has the other side of his head grown back its hair yet
49:00 <Bastardly_One> hope he doesn't play in Melbourne
49:00 <xm> or does he prefer it that way
49:00 <Mew> adva-va-va-vaaaaaance auuuuustraaaaaaliaaaaaa *DROP*
49:00 <xm> i thought it was a car accident or something
49:00 <Bastardly_One> xm, he looks like a lesbian yeah?
49:00 <Serenity> BBBZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ T T T T WUB WUB WUB
49:00 <Bastardly_One> advance wub wub wub beep beep waaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! 
49:00 <simba> ;[
50:00 <Jewel> everyones gone mad
50:00 <Bastardly_One> *add reggae rasta voice rambling or making noise about nothing*
50:00 <Bastardly_One> F F F F Fair
50:00 <doctor> join the madness jewel, it's what you need
50:00 <xm> Jewel is like one of those 'straight edge' people that enter the rocky horror show
50:00 <xm> she will end up loving it by the end
50:00 <Jewel> i think ill just watch doctor
50:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah hi  Brad!
50:00 <doctor> they always do
51:00 <xm> this is your initiation ceremony
51:00 <Jewel> no i refuse to see the rocky horror show
51:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm just a sweet transvesite from 
51:00 <xm> you will come out of this tonight wearing fishnet stockings
51:00 <Mew> oh you're already seeing it
51:00 <Mew> you cant unsee it
51:00 <Jewel> im just a masochist
51:00 <Jewel> lol xm
51:00 <Jewel> and so will you
51:00 <Bastardly_One> tim curry is the best frankenfurter ever
51:00 <Jewel> Mew i am not....
51:00 <Bastardly_One> and I do not look like riff raff!
51:00 <Jewel> well this is a mad house
51:00 <xm> masochist? are you Christian?
52:00 <Bastardly_One> masochist?
52:00 <simba> were all on drugz lol
52:00 <Mew> masochristian
52:00 <xm> masoChrist
52:00 <Jewel> umm that has nothing to do with religion
52:00 <Bastardly_One> Well, I'm a sadist
52:00 <Bastardly_One> go to my dungeon
52:00 <Jewel> simba i think you are
52:00 <Bastardly_One> *wink wink*
52:00 <simba> anyone here human?
52:00 <Jewel> alright Bastardly_One
52:00 <Jewel> be gentle
52:00 <crash> simba i am
52:00 <simba> phew
52:00 <Jewel> there one human
52:00 <British^Meat> negative, i am a meat popsicle
52:00 <Bastardly_One> crash LIES!
52:00 <crash> yourself ?
52:00 <simba> im a human
53:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm not
53:00 <Mew> what is this? the honky convention?
53:00 <crash> b1 always tells the truth
53:00 <xm> the pairing between a masochist and sadist is beautiful. it's like a disney cartoon when the sleeping princess is finally awoken by her prince
53:00 <crash> simba i hope you watched rambo
53:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm a cool, vast, yet unsypathetic canine intelligence from the dog star sirrius
53:00 <simba> i havent yet
53:00 <crash> bummer
54:00 <Jewel> i dont want a cruel sadist
54:00 <simba> is that the 1 where arnie goes "ill be back" lol jk i no that 1
54:00 <crash> rambo never gets the chicks
54:00 <Bastardly_One> xm, pain sluts and masochists are a great combination
54:00 <Maurice> I can hear all 3 of my kids snoring, so loud I cant hear my show
54:00 <Bastardly_One> Oh, part of being a sadist is being a part sociopath
54:00 <Bastardly_One> its good fun!
54:00 <xm> what is the difference between a cruel sadist or any other. is it just a smile or the pleases and thank yous
54:00 <Bastardly_One> hahaha
54:00 <simba> luckily Maurice is just watching a documentary about kids snoring
55:00 <Bastardly_One> excuse me young lass
55:00 <Maurice> I know, right!
55:00 <Bastardly_One> can I just beat you to an inch of your life?
55:00 <Jewel> xm its the limits or no limits they have
55:00 <Maurice> But I was actually watching Bottom
55:00 <Jewel> lol
55:00 <Bastardly_One> yes? why thank you very much!
55:00 <Bastardly_One> My own limits are 
55:00 <Jewel> very funny Bastardly_One
55:00 <Bastardly_One> scat and kids
55:00 <Maurice> And my kitten has claimed my chest and is purring in my ear
55:00 <Bastardly_One> I might of set a dog on a girl in real life once
55:00 <Jewel> is your kitten red Maurice?
55:00 <Bastardly_One> but I'll deny it 
55:00 <Maurice> Yes
55:00 <Jewel> nice
56:00 <Mew> would you eat another guys cum Bastardly_One?
56:00 <Jewel> Bastardly_One you really are sadist
56:00 <Bastardly_One> oh, and that Mew
56:00 <simba> lolol
56:00 <Bastardly_One> Jewel, I am though 
56:00 <Maurice> Mew, I would ;)
56:00 <Mew> how about golden showers?
56:00 <Bastardly_One> Mew, guys are yuck ... unless abusing a gimp
56:00 <simba> i bet b1 has sucked dick ..........!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
56:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah been there done those a few times
56:00 <simba> admit it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
56:00 <Mew> LOL OMG
56:00 <crash> don't think golden showers are part of being sadist
56:00 <Bastardly_One> nup, guys are ... not even interested
56:00 <Mew> how when why what
57:00 <Jewel> i dont think people know what a sadist is
57:00 <Maurice> http://imgur.com/wJBnMUI
57:00 <Mew> did you pee on them or did they pee on you?
57:00 <Jewel> people
57:00 <Jewel> google
57:00 <Bastardly_One> what? pissing on people isn't sadistic
57:00 <Bastardly_One> I agree with crash
57:00 <Bastardly_One> it's just piss 
57:00 <NeoGeo64> damn, holy shit, turn on CNN.  Bill Gates has just died in an auto wreck.
57:00 <Jewel> its a fetish
57:00 <Mew> but cum is just cum
57:00 <crash> Jewel, someone that enjoys inflicting pain on others
57:00 <Jewel> as if
57:00 <Jewel> no he hasnt
57:00 <Mew> poo is just poo
57:00 <Maurice> We're not fucking 12 yr olds, we know what BDSM ia
57:00 <Maurice> is*
57:00 <NeoGeo64> yes he did!
57:00 <Jewel> crash you go to top of teh class
57:00 <Jewel> fine Maurice
57:00 <Jewel> NeoGeo64 are you lying
57:00 <Jewel> i love bill gates
58:00 <Bastardly_One> Bill Gates is dead?
58:00 <NeoGeo64> RIP Bill Gates: 10-28-1955 | 08-08-14
58:00 <Bastardly_One> The guy made a pact with some evil power I swear 
58:00 <Jewel> hes a scorpio
58:00 <Jewel> very sexy
58:00 <Bastardly_One> someone google that and prove it to me 
59:00 <Mew> do you reckon excessive put a voodoo curse on him?
59:00 <Bastardly_One> I need a pee
59:00 <Bastardly_One> Mew, lol
59:00 <Mew> he wished him bad weather but accidentally killed him 
59:00 <NeoGeo64> My bday is September 4
59:00 <Jewel> virgo
59:00 <Bastardly_One> watch it ... I'll get a notice in  a min about us talking about him
59:00 <Jewel> thats ok
59:00 <Bastardly_One> Mine is Sept the 20th
59:00 <Jewel> go pee on someone Bastardly_One
59:00 <Bastardly_One> Virgos are awesome
59:00 <NeoGeo64> SEPTEMBER 11
59:00 <Mew> im a virgo
59:00 <Mew> virgos catchphrase
59:00 <Jewel> ah yes makes sense Bastardly_One
59:00 <Bastardly_One> we're elite
59:00 <crash> what pic for virgo ?
59:00 <xm> there is bad news about bill gates. a bottle of expensive champagne from his yacht just slipped overboard
59:00 <NeoGeo64> I can't believe Bill G is dead.
59:00 <crash> scales ?
59:00 <Bastardly_One> the other 11 signs will never understand
00:00 <Mew> its a hot chick
00:00 <Bastardly_One> how awesome we are 
00:00 <Jewel> hes not dead !
00:00 <Maurice> Mine was last month, I'm now 25
00:00 <Bastardly_One> it's a virgin crash
00:00 <NeoGeo64> xm: hahahaha
00:00 <Bastardly_One> we're the Virgin
00:00 <xm> he should have had a cellar
00:00 <Bastardly_One> but we're fucking awesome
00:00 <NeoGeo64> i like virgins, especially young teenage girls
00:00 <Bastardly_One> brb ...
00:00 <crash> the eternal virgin ?
00:00 <Jewel> errrrrrr
00:00 <Jewel> dodgy
00:00 <xm> did Saemo just find a proxy
00:00 <Bastardly_One> crash, I know I am :(
01:00 <Bastardly_One> brb 
01:00 <simba> <NeoGeo64> I can't believe Bill G is dead. - what do u think?
01:00 <simba> oh
01:00 <simba> sorry
01:00 <simba> i thought you said you didnt believe it
01:00 <British^Meat> if saemon can proxy, then he's definately not as dumb as he appearsw
02:00 <NeoGeo64> Linus Torvalds has been diagnosed with sAIDS, also.
02:00 <Jewel> objects on irc appear smarter than they are
02:00 <NeoGeo64> Super AIDS.
02:00 <Jewel> well NeoGeo64 is the bearer of good news
02:00 <simba> he prob had 2 use proxies to get on myspace back in high school
02:00 <Jewel> simba and your star sign is?
02:00 <Jewel> a fish?
03:00 <crash> i always thought of irc users as above average computer users
03:00 <xm> he felt too insecure to use glitter on his profile and wasnt sure. but all the cool kids were doing it
03:00 <simba> capricorn
03:00 <Jewel> lol
03:00 <crash> so proxies wouldn't be that big a deal
03:00 <Jewel> lovely simba
03:00 <xm> IRC is skewed. you have very bright people from IT fields on the one side and then people that are quite dim on the other. with some averagish people in the middle
03:00 <xm> the W curve mate
03:00 <Jewel> i am in the middle
04:00 <Jewel> always questioning why i come back
04:00 <Mew> theres so many random names in here now lol shape under willy Sanity garden
04:00 <simba> people who use foobar - people who use itunes - people who use spotify
04:00 <crash> i like the simpleness of it all
05:00 <xm> you come back because your first love was from IRC. all criminals revisit the scene of their crime
05:00 <Jewel> what are you a psychologist
05:00 <xm> yes, the very best kind
05:00 <xm> sitting on an armchair rn
05:00 <simba> irc is like those first adventure games where you type to see what happens next
05:00 <Jewel> lol
05:00 <Jewel> maybe youre right
05:00 <Mew> strap yourself in Jewel, hes about to tear you apart piece by piece
06:00 <Jewel> everything is a lost memory
06:00 <Jewel> Mew i might like it
06:00 <crash> im a closet irc user
06:00 <xm> i help yelp you gather these fragmented memories and form them back together like a jumbled jig saw puzzle
06:00 <xm> first you have to tell me all the people you have trolled or have been trolled by
06:00 <xm> i will help*
06:00 <Jewel> xm i forgot
06:00 <Jewel> i dont think i want to remember
07:00 <xm> you have to access these memories
07:00 <xm> it's part of the healing process
07:00 <Jewel> why?
07:00 <Jewel> lol
07:00 <Jewel> its ok
07:00 <xm> you cant wear bandaids on your forehead forever
07:00 <Jewel> but they are sexy
07:00 <simba> sacred memories.. uncover a dark past,,
07:00 <Jewel> how about
07:00 <Jewel> we talk about you xm
08:00 <xm> i will hypnotsis you until you go crazy and start typing where you add extra spaces before your commas
08:00 <xm> hypnotsie*
08:00 <xm> hyponotise*
08:00 <Jewel> youre too high
08:00 <crash> i haven't seen alternating caps for a while
08:00 <Jewel> i dont think you should be psychoanalysing me right now
08:00 <xm> im also a shaman
08:00 <Jewel> lol
08:00 <xm> my work is also spiritual
08:00 <Jewel> oh i see
09:00 <xm> that water you took from the cooler
09:00 <Mew> how sexy is it when you're at the swimming centre with your goggles on and spot scabby bandaids on the pool floor
09:00 <xm> expect to see stuff in about 15 mins
09:00 <Jewel> yeah..
09:00 <crash> Mew very sexy
09:00 <Jewel> grossss mew 
09:00 <Jewel> xm id rather supress things thanks
09:00 <xm> i saw vomit in a pool once. and that was the very last time i ever went to a public swimmng pool
09:00 <Maurice> Thats hot
09:00 <Jewel> dis..guisting
09:00 <simba> i havent owned goggles since i was like 10 so,,,
10:00 <crash> lucky those pools have chemicals
10:00 <xm> Jewel, suppression of memories is the root of all neurosis
10:00 <Jewel> i love neurosis
10:00 <xm> you can either handle it in the short-term/long-term with humour or you can chain it up in your mental dungeon
11:00 <Jewel> whats the third option?
11:00 <Mew> ive got a snorkelling mask thats close enough
11:00 <xm> i prefer giving you a false dichotomy
11:00 <Mew> it nearly ripped my eyes out too
11:00 <xm> but clever that you spotted that
11:00 <Jewel> thank you
11:00 <xm> third is to go see a real qualified psychiatrist and get awesome meds you can abuse
11:00 <crash> Mew can you doggy paddle well ?
11:00 <Jewel> dichotomy sounds naughty 
12:00 <Jewel> why go to a real qualified psychiatrist when you are here?
12:00 <xm> i dont bulk bill
12:00 <Jewel> oh damn
12:00 <simba> theyre crooks anyway - xm is for the people
13:00 <xm> that's right. all i ask in return is to write their stories in a best selling book 
13:00 <xm> i promise not to use their real names
13:00 <xm> just IRC nicknames
13:00 <Jewel> lol
13:00 <Jewel> i want to be jenni lo in your book
13:00 <simba> modified irc nicknames - eg. Jewol, samba, Mow
13:00 <Jewel> LOL
13:00 <Jewel> actually simbas idea is better
14:00 <xm> i will turn them into names to do with drugs and racism
14:00 <Jewel> so everything you are?
14:00 <Mew> chairlady mow
14:00 <simba> don samba
14:00 <Jewel> i dont have a title...
14:00 <Mew> you're that chick who did that song once
14:00 <Mew> remember
15:00 <Jewel> oh yeah
15:00 <Jewel> foolish games
15:00 <Mew> yeeeeeah
15:00 <Mew> oh my god....... i just had the best idea lol
16:00 <Jewel> go on
16:00 <Maurice> That was a shit song
16:00 <Mew> i wonder if its possible to play celebrity heads but with austnet users
16:00 <Mew> like someone notices you the person you're meant to be
16:00 <Jewel> and whats your favourite song Maurice?
16:00 <Mew> and everyone guesses
16:00 <Maurice> I don't have one.
16:00 <Jewel> id guess Maurice right away
16:00 <Jewel> of course you dont... your heart is made of stone
17:00 <Maurice> What heart?
17:00 <Jewel> oh yeah
17:00 <Jewel> good point
17:00 <xm> i will list the qualities of any person. but just lisp it
17:00 <xm> so i can win right away
17:00 <xm> technically not cheating
17:00 <Mew> okay how about this 
17:00 <Mew> im gay
18:00 <simba> me 2
18:00 <Jewel> Maurice
18:00 <xm> first question: closeted or out?
18:00 <Mew> i work in IT
18:00 <Jewel> did i get it
18:00 <Mew> out
18:00 <Maurice> Yes, I am gay
18:00 <Jewel> picard
18:00 <Mew> I also work with animals
18:00 <Maurice> You win
18:00 <Jewel> yay
18:00 <Jewel> i hope i dont win a ban
18:00 <Maurice> We'll never know
19:00 <Jewel> :)
19:00 <Bastardly_One> I work with animals
20:00 <Bastardly_One> *gestures around*
20:00 <Jewel> ha ha?
20:00 <Mew> oiiii
20:00 <Mew> nk
20:00 <Mew> LOL
20:00 <Mew> okay back to my celebrity austnet head
20:00 <Mew> this will give it away
20:00 <Jewel> ok
20:00 <Mew> i like drugs
20:00 <Jewel> xm
20:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
20:00 <Mew> no lol
21:00 <Jewel> oh
21:00 <Mew> gay, works in IT, out of the closet, also works with animals, likes drugs
21:00 <Jewel> still on the same person
21:00 <Maurice> Piet
21:00 <Bastardly_One> Me?
21:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
21:00 <Jewel> yes piet
22:00 <Bastardly_One> I just uploaded 12 icons
22:00 <Bastardly_One> and they've gone missing 
22:00 <Bastardly_One> ffs
22:00 <Bastardly_One> *does it again*
22:00 <Mew> nope
22:00 <Bastardly_One> I wanna show one ... I think it's cute
22:00 <Maurice> No wait, he doesn't do anything but drugs
22:00 <Jewel> what is this icon stuff you are talking about
22:00 <Jewel> skirmish?
22:00 <Mew> okay last clue
22:00 <Maurice> PANDAS
22:00 <Mew> has a penchant for suction cup dildos
22:00 <xm> stuffz
22:00 <Bastardly_One> I make chat icons for the other place I chat
22:00 <Maurice> No, doesn't work either
22:00 <Mew> yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees xm
22:00 <xm> i didnt know the rest about him though
23:00 <Mew> oh damn
23:00 <Jewel> oh ok Bastardly_One
23:00 <Jewel> who is stuffz
23:00 <Maurice> Damn, I woulda guessed Serenity with the suction cup bit
23:00 <xm> he hardly comes on
23:00 <xm> he is in IT?
23:00 <Mew> he worked at a stable with horses and fixes computers for oldies
23:00 <[Maverick]> I would of said Maurice
23:00 <Mew> not professionally in IT i guess
23:00 <xm> what stuff in IT
23:00 <Maurice> You wish
23:00 <xm> ok
23:00 <Maurice> Jellyfish
23:00 <Maurice> We both know I'm a virgin
23:00 <Jewel> youre a real madonna
23:00 <Mew> he used to always talk about old people calling him to fix their computers and how he'd charge them so and so per hour
24:00 <Jewel> aww he sounds lovely
24:00 <crash> lol
24:00 <Maurice> Was he Herbert, from Fam Guy
24:00 <Serenity> [12:23am] <@Maurice> Damn, I woulda guessed Serenity with the suction cup bit
24:00 <Serenity> LOL YOU MOLL
24:00 <Maurice> :D
24:00 <Maurice> It's ok, I'm still waiting on my cotd stuff
25:00 <Serenity> i dont use that thing
25:00 <Serenity> it feels like it will give me cancer
25:00 <Maurice> I so would
25:00 <Maurice> LOL
25:00 <Jewel> Mew this game went well
26:00 <Bastardly_One> yay plague masks! ... isn't he cute?
26:00 <Bastardly_One> just hanging around the way he is
26:00 <Bastardly_One> how cuuuuuuuuuuuuuute!
26:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.the-pork.com/thepork/porkimages/uploaded15/185f8066-0969-4b60-b6fa-8808.png
26:00 <Mew> well someone else is meant to go so i guess its your turn Jewel
26:00 <Jewel> but xm guessed correctly
26:00 <Jewel> isnt it his turn
26:00 <Mew> I DONT KNOW ITS YOUR GAME
26:00 <Mew> loljk
26:00 <Jewel> ummmm
27:00 <Jewel> lol
27:00 <Mew> go xm go
27:00 <Jewel> xm your turn
27:00 <Jewel> can you stop doing your drugs for a second
27:00 <Mew> put down the bong xm
28:00 <Mew> stop charging billies and come play with us
28:00 <Jewel> yes
28:00 <Jewel> maybe he passed out
28:00 <Mew> i think he might've OD'd
28:00 <Jewel> yup
29:00 <Fez> Hi mew
29:00 <Bastardly_One> why? because I can ... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0R6WIbx8ysE
30:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Real Life - Send Me An Angel '89 (Sep 10, 2008) 3:50 - Category: Music - 1,470,291 - 7,716 likes (99%), 75 dislikes (1%)
30:00 <Mew> hey fez
30:00 <Jewel> wake up xm
30:00 <Mew> i think hes chatting somewhere else
30:00 <Mew> ill do another
30:00 <Mew> i'm an alcoholic
30:00 <Jewel> :(
30:00 <Jewel> ok
30:00 <Jewel> panda?
30:00 <Jewel> lol
30:00 <Mew> lol no
30:00 <Bastardly_One> chris
30:00 <Jewel> aw
30:00 <Mew> i live alone
30:00 <Mew> nope
31:00 <Jewel> and panda is lovely too
31:00 <Jewel> hmmm
31:00 <Bastardly_One> shadowlurker?
31:00 <Mew> i'm pretty famous on another chat network
31:00 <Mew> nope
31:00 <Jewel> i dont know the ppl well
31:00 <Bastardly_One> and this song has the most hurtful voice ever
31:00 <Bastardly_One> it hurts your ears
31:00 <Bastardly_One> I've no idea on this one 
31:00 <[Maverick]> b1
31:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xuz94ZIPfJk
31:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Bronski Beat - Smalltown Boy ORIGINAL VIDEO (Feb 15, 2010) 4:58 - Category: Entertainment - 8,168,107 - 31,246 likes (98.8%), 386 dislikes (1.2%)
31:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
31:00 <Mew> i like to say "folks" and "fucken" a lot
32:00 <Bastardly_One> I don't drink
32:00 <Mew> nope
32:00 <Jewel> picard?
32:00 <Jewel> pieter
32:00 <Mew> neg
32:00 <[Maverick]> johninja 
32:00 <Jewel> beehhh?
32:00 <Mew> nope and el oh el
32:00 <Jewel> lol
32:00 <Jewel> el oh el
32:00 <Mew> no so close!!!
32:00 <Mew> soooooo close
32:00 <Maurice> Woops, just kicked my cat and she is not impressed
32:00 <Jewel> colouererus
32:00 <Bastardly_One> oh oh oh 
32:00 <Bastardly_One> ummmmmmm
32:00 <Mew> jesus christ no
32:00 <Mew> Bastardly_One will get it
32:00 <Mew> come onnnnnnnn
32:00 <Jewel> im sorry :(
32:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm trying but failing 
33:00 <Jewel> Maurice see you are evil
33:00 <Mew> i argue with pandas even though im also retarded
33:00 <Serenity> beagle>?
33:00 <Jewel> hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
33:00 <Bastardly_One> oh yeah!
33:00 <Mew> yessssssssss
33:00 <Jewel> lol
33:00 <Mew> your turn Serenity 
33:00 <Jewel> Serenity's turn
33:00 <Bastardly_One> of course
33:00 <Serenity> whos been done first
33:00 <Mew> i did stuffz and beagle
33:00 <Mew> it was fulfilling
33:00 <Serenity> ok ummm
34:00 <Maurice> Jewel, go fuck yourself
34:00 <Jewel> well thats not nice
34:00 <[Maverick]> she would, but there is no dildo big enough 
34:00 <Serenity> I like to agree with everyone even though im not sure if its really my opinion or not
34:00 <Mew> Bastardly_One
35:00 <Jewel> ha ha
35:00 <Maurice> Lol [Maverick]
35:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
35:00 <Serenity> LOL
35:00 <Serenity> yes
35:00 <Bastardly_One> I gave her that
35:00 <Maurice> Rofl
35:00 <Serenity> you didnt give me anything lol you just said it was ok to do you
35:00 <Mew> do you wanna do one b1
35:00 <Bastardly_One> I saw your brain hurting though :P
35:00 <Serenity> b1 can do one
35:00 <Serenity> go
35:00 <Mew> yeah garn m8
35:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh, I can't think of a good one 
35:00 <Bastardly_One> hmmmmmm 
35:00 <Mew> okay ill go again
35:00 <Maurice> Pussy
35:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah go 
35:00 <Jewel> yay
36:00 <Bastardly_One> oh
36:00 <Serenity> also
36:00 <Serenity> [12:31am] <+Bastardly_One> shadowlurker?
36:00 <Bastardly_One> I have an easy one
36:00 <Serenity> did you just call him an alcoholic..
36:00 <Serenity> wtf
36:00 <Mew> okay you go Bastardly_One
36:00 <Bastardly_One> ll ... what? I meant shadowgate
36:00 <Bastardly_One> this one is easy 
36:00 <Bastardly_One> show me a pic
36:00 <Jewel> oh Serenity takes offence to something
36:00 <Serenity> picard
36:00 <Jewel> picard !
36:00 <Bastardly_One> yep
36:00 <Serenity> im not offended you stupid bint
36:00 <Jewel> that guy is creepy
37:00 <Serenity> OH OH
37:00 <Jewel> fine
37:00 <Maurice> It wasn't offence to nothing
37:00 <Jewel> ok Serenity's twin
37:00 <Bastardly_One> another one ... messages users for an hour over his bans
37:00 <Serenity> I like to tell you what just happened in your favourite show even though i know you havent seen it yet
37:00 <[Maverick]> saemon
37:00 <[Maverick]> ffs
37:00 <Bastardly_One> BlackDevil
37:00 <[Maverick]> make it harder you fucking gimp
37:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah your turn
37:00 <Bastardly_One> I got Serenity's too
37:00 <Mew> yessss do one mav
38:00 <Bastardly_One> Mav, your turn
38:00 <Jewel> whats Serenity'sone
38:00 <Mew> his will be so good LOL
38:00 <Bastardly_One> Serenity's is BlackDevil
38:00 <Jewel> oh
38:00 <Jewel> hehe
38:00 <Mew> ive got like 3 in my head that are goodies
38:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah Mav should come up with something cuntish
38:00 <[Maverick]> hmmm
38:00 <Maurice> He'd come up with something whorish
38:00 <Serenity> darcy ffs do one
38:00 <Serenity> before i eat you
39:00 <Bastardly_One> it's not that easy is it?
39:00 <Mew> i can go again while you think if you want
39:00 <[Maverick]> I love football 
39:00 <Jewel> darcy is a nice name
39:00 <Bastardly_One> TheROn
39:00 <[Maverick]> no
39:00 <Maurice> Matthew
39:00 <Jewel> mew is keen
39:00 <[Maverick]> lori got it 
39:00 <Maurice> Damn skippy I did
39:00 <Bastardly_One> really?
39:00 <Maurice> The only other clue was 'I LOVE ANAL'
39:00 <Jewel> i have one
40:00 <Bastardly_One> I wouldnt of said that ... Id of said can't stand criticism of Essendon
40:00 <Bastardly_One> because TheRon never shuts up about football
40:00 <Bastardly_One> ever
40:00 <Jewel> does he like geelong at all
40:00 <Serenity> Oh heres one he only joins occasionally
40:00 <Maurice> Yet I prefer him over you
40:00 <Serenity> I love to only talk about music
41:00 <Serenity> if you ask me to talk about something else ill get really angry
41:00 <Bastardly_One> I can't remember his name 
41:00 <Bastardly_One> that qld dude
41:00 <Jewel> lol
41:00 <Bastardly_One> moke
41:00 <Bastardly_One> ?
41:00 <[Maverick]> thebaron
41:00 <Serenity> moke/stevo
41:00 <Serenity> haha yes
41:00 <Bastardly_One> lol at theBaron
41:00 <Serenity> the barons would be
41:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh that's greeery
41:00 <Bastardly_One> *greenery
41:00 <Serenity> i have really shit taste in music
41:00 <Mew> moke???
41:00 <Serenity> and do a lot of drugs
41:00 <Mew> who the hell is moke
41:00 <Jewel> Mew well done for this game
42:00 <Serenity> and resemble big foot
42:00 <Mew> thanks Jewel i thought it would be FUNTASTIC
42:00 <Jewel> it really shows ppls true colours
42:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... I like TheBaron's taste but I have sit taste
42:00 <[Maverick]> shadz
42:00 <Bastardly_One> lol he is hairy isnt he?
42:00 <Serenity> lol hes really hairy
42:00 <Bastardly_One> *shit taste
42:00 <Serenity> i said bigfoot darc not humpty dumpty
42:00 <[Maverick]> hahaha 
42:00 <Maurice> How about, I have afternoon tea with Uncle ChopChop HES NOT DEAD
42:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I'm not sure who's the missing link ... him or myself
42:00 <Serenity> LOL
42:00 <Bastardly_One> oh hi shads
43:00 <Serenity> i make up really great imaginative stories about IRC users
43:00 <Maurice> Lol
43:00 <Bastardly_One> and TheBaron is proof drugs don't keep you skinny
43:00 <Serenity> i like to obsessed over certain ones for months at a time
43:00 <Mew> fredbear
43:00 <Serenity> ding ding
43:00 <Bastardly_One> oh that's a couple
44:00 <Mew> awwww yeeeeeah
44:00 <Mew> okay
44:00 <Mew> ive met a few women off IRC
44:00 <Serenity> JOHN
44:00 <Bastardly_One> Skirmish
44:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
44:00 <Mew> nope
44:00 <Serenity> hmm
44:00 <Mew> i used to be a #melbourne op
44:00 <[Maverick]> me 
44:00 <Bastardly_One> oh ... met or claimed to fuck?
44:00 <Serenity> b1?
44:00 <Mew> met
44:00 <Bastardly_One> shit, another clue
44:00 <Jewel> longie
45:00 <Bastardly_One> that can be heaps of old ops
45:00 <Serenity> used to be
45:00 <Jewel> oh used to be
45:00 <Maurice> Yuck
45:00 <Mew> ive left some proof that ive fucked these women on a few occasions
45:00 <Jewel> ok 
45:00 <Serenity> ANTHONY
45:00 <Jewel> lord
45:00 <Mew> yes LOL
45:00 <Serenity> FUCKING
45:00 <[Maverick]> HAHAHHA 
45:00 <Mew> bingo
45:00 <Serenity> hahah
45:00 <Jewel> sounds like a stand up guy
45:00 <Bastardly_One> I said met or fucked
45:00 <Bastardly_One> you said met
45:00 <[Maverick]> he suffered from a bad case of tictactitus
45:00 <Bastardly_One> sneaky
45:00 <Maurice> lol
46:00 <Serenity> my muscles bring all the boys to the yard
46:00 <Mew> oh i thought you meant he just made up that he met/fucked them sorry
46:00 <[Maverick]> adonis
46:00 <Serenity> hahahaha yes
46:00 <Maurice> And theyre like, yum
46:00 <Bastardly_One> I love monopoly
46:00 <Mew> .0
46:00 <[Maverick]> I have massive norks 
46:00 <Maurice> I have fam guy version
46:00 <Maurice> Awesomeeeeeeeeee
46:00 <Bastardly_One> and will meet you to play monopoly
46:00 <Bastardly_One> who am I?
47:00 <[Maverick]> I do quite the handbra
47:00 <Bastardly_One> I also like feet
47:00 <Bastardly_One> and I sizzle!
47:00 <Serenity> you?
47:00 <Serenity> lol
47:00 <Bastardly_One> no idea?
47:00 <[Maverick]> na
47:00 <Bastardly_One> I love postcodes too
47:00 <Serenity> the feet thing rings a bell
47:00 <garden> na
48:00 <Serenity> NETS
48:00 <Serenity> netz
48:00 <Bastardly_One> yep
48:00 <Mew> wow feet and postcodes
48:00 <Mew> this guys a winner
48:00 <Bastardly_One> did I tell ya he has foot tickle vids up on FB?
48:00 <Serenity> netz was weird
48:00 <Bastardly_One> and is also on a fetish thing I'm on 
48:00 <Bastardly_One> he is right into it 
49:00 <Bastardly_One> he is a strange character
49:00 <Bastardly_One> apparently, according to him we used to share a uni lab at Monash
49:00 <Serenity> im not drunk im just sad
49:00 <Bastardly_One> I don't remember him though
49:00 <Bastardly_One> chris
49:00 <Serenity> lolll
49:00 <Serenity> that ws obvious
50:00 <Bastardly_One> OMG! B1 I have something urgent to tell you!
50:00 <Bastardly_One> (usually when talking to someone else)
50:00 <Mew> pandas
50:00 <Bastardly_One> no, but I lie about everything 
50:00 <Bastardly_One> still not pandas :P
51:00 <[Maverick]> saemon?
51:00 <Bastardly_One> indeed
51:00 <Mew> oh damn i thought we already did saemon :'(
51:00 <Bastardly_One> my next clue was I am totally one dimensional
51:00 <Bastardly_One> oh, sorry
51:00 <Bastardly_One> My bad
51:00 <[Maverick]> yeah 
51:00 <Bastardly_One> wasn't paying attention for it all
52:00 <Serenity> posting clips to youtube is my favourite thing to do
52:00 <Jewel> panda is a nice boy
52:00 <Bastardly_One> Excessive?
52:00 <Bastardly_One> PZ?
52:00 <Serenity> yep
52:00 <Serenity> pz
53:00 <simba> im pz
53:00 <Bastardly_One> that reminds me 
53:00 <Bastardly_One> xm
53:00 <Bastardly_One> turn your script off in another channel please so I dont see Excessive's shit links
53:00 <Bastardly_One> in retina burning colour
53:00 <Bastardly_One> kthx
53:00 <Mew> hes bizzay
54:00 <Bastardly_One> anyway, next!
54:00 <Mew> otherwise he'd be nailing this game 
54:00 <Bastardly_One> ikr?
54:00 <Mew> totes
54:00 <Mew> soz go
54:00 <Serenity> i have bright green underpants
54:00 <Mew> kunny
54:00 <Serenity> hahahaha yesss
54:00 <crash> purple for me
54:00 <Mew> LOL
54:00 <Bastardly_One> good old joel
55:00 <Mew> i dont live in australia
55:00 <Bastardly_One> saw him the other day ... he was normal for .5 of a second
55:00 <Bastardly_One> beh
55:00 <Bastardly_One> beehhh
55:00 <Serenity> student
55:00 <Mew> nope
55:00 <Mew> i have an unwarranted ego
55:00 <Bastardly_One> ana_ng
55:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
55:00 <Serenity> ana ng
55:00 <Mew> nope lol
55:00 <Serenity> lol
55:00 <Bastardly_One> Q
55:00 <Bastardly_One> BlackDevil?
55:00 <Mew> i am kind gentle and brief
55:00 <Bastardly_One> oh
56:00 <Bastardly_One> you are what?
56:00 <Bastardly_One> I read it but what?
56:00 <Mew> i speak disjointed english
56:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh I got it but it threw me 
56:00 <crash> still coherent MeGusta
56:00 <Bastardly_One> ummmmmmmmmm another clue?
56:00 <Mew> i study
56:00 <Serenity> STUDENT
56:00 <Serenity> I said that
56:00 <Mew> yessssss
57:00 <Mew> oh shit
57:00 <Mew> really
57:00 <Mew> wtf LOL
57:00 <Serenity> hahaha
57:00 <Serenity> yes
57:00 <Bastardly_One> she said that way up there
57:00 <Serenity> [12:55am] <Mew> i dont live in australia
57:00 <Serenity> [12:55am] <+Bastardly_One> saw him the other day ... he was normal for .5 of a second
57:00 <Serenity> [12:55am] <+Bastardly_One> beh
57:00 <Serenity> [12:55am] <+Bastardly_One> beehhh
57:00 <Serenity> [12:55am] <Serenity> student
57:00 <Mew> oh fuck sorry haha
57:00 <Serenity> lollll
57:00 <Mew> OMG ON THE FIRST ONE LOL
57:00 <Bastardly_One> B1 reading skills there Mew
57:00 <Jewel> Serenity is the austnet celebirty head aueen
57:00 <Jewel> queen
58:00 <Maurice> My dog is in guard mode
58:00 <Serenity> I like to tell people they are as interesting as inanimate objects
58:00 <Bastardly_One> Maurice?
58:00 <milk> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fj2zIQRZj3Q
58:00 <Serenity> no
58:00 <Jewel> and how interesting are you?
58:00 <Maurice> Even though theres nothing outside
58:00 <Serenity> i can type super fast on a mobile phone
58:00 <Mew> faux?
58:00 <Bastardly_One> faux?
58:00 <Serenity> yuh haha
58:00 <Mew> DAMN
59:00 <[Maverick]> hahaha 
59:00 <Maurice> Bastardly_One, dont ? me
59:00 <Serenity> jewel are you stupid. we're playing a game calm your flaps
59:00 <Mew> theres a bees dick in that
59:00 <Serenity> [12:58am] <Serenity> i can type super fast on a mobile phone
59:00 <Serenity> [12:59am] <Mew> faux?
59:00 <Serenity> [12:59am] <+Bastardly_One> faux?
59:00 <Jewel> sorry Serenity
59:00 <Mew> oh woohoo
59:00 <Bastardly_One> she won
59:00 <Mew> i type with proper grammar
00:00 <Bastardly_One> or think you do?
00:00 <Bastardly_One> but don't?
00:00 <Serenity> Maurice
00:00 <Mew> no i definitely do lol
00:00 <Bastardly_One> because if you think you do and don't then pandas
00:00 <Mew> i live in queensland
00:00 <Maurice> Yo
00:00 <Jewel> robot
00:00 <Mew> this isnt a current chatter btw
00:00 <Maurice> Also grammar, but no caps
00:00 <Bastardly_One> oh ... not the guy called B1
01:00 <Bastardly_One> if you ever remember that guy
01:00 <Mew> i wank like 759 times a day
01:00 <Serenity> your grammar is shit b1 relax
01:00 <Maurice> Lol
01:00 <Serenity> oh.. hmm
01:00 <Mew> im hilarious
01:00 <Jewel> how do you know that fact lol
01:00 <Bastardly_One> Sharkey or whoever that kid was?
01:00 <Jewel> awww sharkey
01:00 <Mew> nope
02:00 <Jewel> sharky
02:00 <Serenity> im stuck
02:00 <Bastardly_One> wanks 759 times a day
02:00 <Bastardly_One> Joel again?
02:00 <[Maverick]> I do not live in Queensland. 
02:00 <Mew> i think ive met Kynetic irl
02:00 <Serenity> omg
02:00 <Bastardly_One> kunny again?
02:00 <Serenity> i KNOW this
03:00 <Bastardly_One> oh oh 
03:00 <Bastardly_One> not Fez
03:00 <Mew> no
03:00 <Mew> im autistic
03:00 <Serenity> nup i cant remember a nick
03:00 <Mew> i think LOL
03:00 <Mew> i should really check these
04:00 <Mew> first letter S
04:00 <DrGore> morning twats
04:00 <Jewel> silent
04:00 <Jewel> i dont knowwwwwwwww
04:00 <Bastardly_One> Silent?
04:00 <Mew> nope
04:00 <Bastardly_One> he's around still if it is
04:00 <DrGore> mew with the symetrical boobs
04:00 <Serenity> not fucking screwws?
04:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh he's in melb
04:00 <Maurice> Sharky was YeahThatGuy or something
05:00 <Mew> i type with proper grammar i live in queensland i wank like 758 times a day im hilarious ive met Kynetic irl i think i have autism but im not sure
05:00 <Bastardly_One> and he was back in last night Serenity ... screwws that is
05:00 <Mew> s**-*****
05:00 <Jewel> sao 
05:00 <Maurice> partay
05:00 <Jewel> something
05:00 <Bastardly_One> sic_puppy?
06:00 <Mew> nope
06:00 <Serenity> nek minnut no one knows this person
06:00 <Serenity> haha
06:00 <Mew> s**-s*****
06:00 <Mew> maybe ive got some info wrong LOL
06:00 <Mew> cos everyone knows it
07:00 <Jewel> lol
07:00 <Mew> prob not Jewel
07:00 <Bastardly_One> we give up I think 
07:00 <Maurice> No idea
07:00 <Mew> sg*-sp****
07:00 <Mew> ??
07:00 <Serenity> SPLODE
07:00 <Serenity> PGT SPLODE
07:00 <Serenity> SDOGBSDRFG
07:00 <Mew> yesssssssssssssssssss
07:00 <Serenity> OF COURSE
07:00 <Serenity> fuckkk me
07:00 <Serenity> i should have known that
07:00 <Maurice> Lol
08:00 <Serenity> speaking of old cunts that were here last night
08:00 <Bastardly_One> last I saw him was 6mths ago supposedly on his brother's computer for 10 seconds in another channel
08:00 <Serenity> did you see terry was on mew
08:00 <Bastardly_One> about this time 
08:00 <Bastardly_One> to tear panda a new one
08:00 <Mew> yeah i wasnt on last night though :( i sent him a message earlier 
09:00 <Serenity> i wasnt here either :(
09:00 <Mew> he said hes not going back on irc for one or two years LOL
09:00 <Serenity> i scrolled back and saw him
09:00 <Serenity> i think he was really drunk
09:00 <Mew> ohhhh hahahahaha
09:00 <Mew> dammit that wouldve been good
09:00 <Bastardly_One> was that really drunk?
09:00 <Bastardly_One> seems ok to me 
09:00 <Bastardly_One> wow
09:00 <Serenity> he drunk like a bottle of jacks last night
10:00 <Bastardly_One> he's a coherent drunk ircer then 
10:00 <Serenity> to be fair
10:00 <Serenity> most people on here fake the not being able to type thing
10:00 <Serenity> omg ive had 2 drinks I CANT TYPE ANYMORE
10:00 <Maurice> LOL
10:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah true ...  some are just spastic drunks though
11:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm thinking like a chris type
11:00 <Bastardly_One> point taken though
11:00 <Mew> someone do a celebbbbbbb
12:00 <Bastardly_One> I might of lost my mind for a few mins so yeah someone do one 
12:00 <Bastardly_One> silly bong ... give me that back ... not got enough to spare
12:00 <Mew> where did you last have it?
12:00 <Bastardly_One> I just told you
12:00 <Mew> but where
12:00 <Bastardly_One> it's in da bong
13:00 <Bastardly_One> I have to wait for it to hand it back over 
13:00 <Mew> where did you leave your mind tho
13:00 <Bastardly_One> give it a few
13:00 <Bastardly_One> in the bong damn ya!
13:00 <Mew> lol im just fucking with you
13:00 <Bastardly_One> no shit :P
13:00 <Bastardly_One> you got us with Splooge though
13:00 <Bastardly_One> am sure we're missing some good ones that aren't coming to mind
14:00 <Jewel> Mew you seem to have become nie
14:00 <Jewel> nice
14:00 <Mew> im still the same Jewel 
14:00 <Jewel> oh ok
14:00 <DrGore> symetrical
14:00 <Jewel> you seem relaxed
14:00 <Mew> i have this uncanny ability to be a smartass little cunt at times and then nice as fuck at others
14:00 <Mew> it works perfectly
14:00 <Mew> life
15:00 <Serenity> my ex is one of the worlds most attractive men
15:00 <Jewel> yes so it seems
15:00 <Mew> oooooo
15:00 <DrGore> add an m in there
15:00 <Mew> this sounds hot
15:00 <Serenity> he left me for another actress
15:00 <Jewel> brad pitt is gross
16:00 <Mew> wait is this irc or an actual celebrity LOL
16:00 <Serenity> LOL celeb..
16:00 <Mew> LMAO
16:00 <Mew> i meant austnet celebrity hahaha
16:00 <Serenity> oh
16:00 <Serenity> LOL austnet people are too east
16:00 <Jewel> cute
16:00 <Maurice> (01:15:18) (Serenity): my ex is one of the worlds most attractive men
16:00 <Mew> i got all excited thinking austnet had one of the worlds hottest men fuck
16:00 <Maurice> AHHAHAHAHAHAHAH
16:00 <Serenity> the game Maurice
16:00 <Serenity> keep up
17:00 <Serenity> ok forget that
17:00 <Maurice> I cant, I was cooking
17:00 <Serenity> i dont know any irc celebs tho
17:00 <Jewel> well
17:00 <Jewel> im sure many have been to jail
17:00 <Jewel> and have had their picture taken
17:00 <Jewel> and been on the news
17:00 <Mew> ill do one
17:00 <Mew> i live in melbourne
18:00 <Jewel> longie
18:00 <DrGore> Bastardly_One you poofter
18:00 <Mew> ive lived with people from austnet
18:00 <DrGore> and i mean that in a loving way
18:00 <DrGore> are you going to see cannibal corpse
18:00 <Serenity> carl?
18:00 <Jewel> longie longie longie
18:00 <Mew> ive dated a man off austnet
18:00 <Mew> im a female
18:00 <Serenity> oooooooooo
18:00 <Jewel> longies ex gf
19:00 <Jewel> that girl
19:00 <Serenity> mel?
19:00 <[Maverick]> el
19:00 <Mew> i have a daughter
19:00 <Mew> nope
19:00 <[Maverick]> mel
19:00 <[Maverick]> haha 
19:00 <Jewel> anastasia
19:00 <Mew> i have a disability
19:00 <Mew> LMAO
19:00 <Bastardly_One> unique?
19:00 <Serenity> o.O
19:00 <Mew> disabitlite*
19:00 <Serenity> LEE
19:00 <Mayhem> doodlebutts
19:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh she has a son
19:00 <Mew> haha yesssss
19:00 <Serenity> no
19:00 <Bastardly_One> lover! <3
19:00 <Mayhem> |_)_)8===D
19:00 <Serenity> she has a daughter
19:00 <Mew> lee has a daughter
19:00 <Serenity> .
20:00 <Mew> and she dated kunny lol
20:00 <Mew> or met and rooted him
20:00 <Mew> same difference
20:00 <Serenity> 'dated'
20:00 <Bastardly_One> and DrGore, of course I fucking am 
20:00 <Serenity> lol
20:00 <Mew> oh wait no they dated cos they were gonna get "marries"
20:00 <Mew> it was the topic for a while
20:00 <Mew> what a saga that was
20:00 <Serenity> get marries
20:00 <DrGore> u saif that about morbid angel
20:00 <Serenity> and born babbies
20:00 <DrGore> err
20:00 <DrGore> said
21:00 <Bastardly_One> no, that was TheBaron ... I said I couldnt scam for it 
21:00 <Bastardly_One> CC are touring the new album
21:00 <Bastardly_One> weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
21:00 <DrGore> yeah and apparently the album will be released in australia first
21:00 <Bastardly_One> anyway, we're playing a game join in ya grumpy cunt
21:00 <DrGore> because of the tour
21:00 <Bastardly_One> yessums
22:00 <Bastardly_One> for once we get something first by someone good
22:00 <Bastardly_One> but yeah we're playing AustNet #melbourne celebrity heads
22:00 <Mayhem> DICKBUTTS
22:00 <DrGore> makes me almost as happy as mews symmetrical boobs
22:00 <Mayhem> |_)_)8===D
22:00 <Bastardly_One> join in you grumpy cunt
22:00 <Mew> MAYHEM OMG
22:00 <Mayhem> Mew!
22:00 <Mayhem> :(     )
22:00 <Mew> I WAS THINKING OF DOING YOU LOL WTF
22:00 <Bastardly_One> he said hello
23:00 <Mew> like in the game
23:00 <Mayhem> hawt
23:00 <Mew> not your barreh
23:00 <Mew> but maybe
23:00 <Bastardly_One> who else would I call lover?
23:00 <Mayhem> tuts mah borreh
23:00 <Mayhem> \o/
23:00 <Mayhem> /U\
23:00 <Mew> `/o]]`
23:00 <Mew> dats me stickin ma bum up
23:00 <Bastardly_One> what's news poof?
23:00 <Mew> n wavin
23:00 <Mayhem> howdy ho
24:00 <Bastardly_One> only for you
24:00 <Mayhem> lel
24:00 <Mew> okay shall i do another one
24:00 <Bastardly_One> no matter how BlackDevil tries
24:00 <Mew> do u wanna go Serenity?
24:00 <Jewel> looks like doggy stle
24:00 <Bastardly_One> <3
24:00 <Jewel> style
24:00 <Fez> Not b1
24:00 <Serenity> i do not
24:00 <Serenity> im tired
24:00 <Mew> wanna go m8 huh huh
24:00 <Mew> okay im a #melbourne op
24:00 <Bastardly_One> Fez, wha?
24:00 <Mayhem> serenz :>~
24:00 <Serenity> hey mayhemz
24:00 <Jewel> stebie
24:00 <Mayhem> sup babes
24:00 <Jewel> can you do him
24:00 <Jewel> hes lovely guy
24:00 <Mew> i sprinkle z-lines on austnet like confetti
24:00 <Serenity> not much
25:00 <Serenity> thinking its almost bed time
25:00 <Bastardly_One> stebie is one of the only normal people I've ever met
25:00 <Jewel> he is such a lovely guy
25:00 <Mayhem> anyone here using 2012 WDS with MDT?
25:00 <Mew> i watch tranny porn
25:00 <Bastardly_One> op and watch tranny porn
25:00 <Serenity> BD
26:00 <Bastardly_One> BlackDevil
26:00 <Mayhem> zaim
26:00 <Mew> yusss
26:00 <Mew> @ BlackDevil 
26:00 <Mayhem> deplmnt svcs with mdt?
26:00 <Mayhem> ^_-
26:00 <Serenity> oh i have one
27:00 <Serenity> i dont always think before I speak
27:00 <Bastardly_One> Me
27:00 <Bastardly_One> oh, we did me 
27:00 <Bastardly_One> but yeah me :P
27:00 <Serenity> I have a facination with pregnant women
27:00 <Serenity> i quite often link to strange porn
27:00 <Bastardly_One> *fascination
27:00 <Bastardly_One> oh
28:00 <Bastardly_One> milk
28:00 <Serenity> no
28:00 <Bastardly_One> keep going
28:00 <Serenity> i like to collect anime figures
28:00 <Mew> omggg i know this one
28:00 <Bastardly_One> oh easy
28:00 <Bastardly_One> TheRiddler
28:00 <Serenity> yuh
28:00 <Bastardly_One> someone take my turn
28:00 <Mew> lmao DrGore 
28:00 <Mew> that pm literally made me laugh out loud
29:00 <Serenity> share
29:00 <DrGore> bahaha
29:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah go on 
29:00 <Mew> its not bad lol its just funny how polite it is
29:00 <Mew> DrGore	Mew. I hope this isn't weird or anything but I have like a shrine to your boobs.
29:00 <Serenity> lol
29:00 <Bastardly_One> hahahahaha
30:00 <Bastardly_One> actually Ive not seen Linda 
30:00 <Bastardly_One> since the four sets were linked
30:00 <DrGore> they are so symmetrical
30:00 <Mew> oh no i hope it didnt ruin irc for her :(
30:00 <Bastardly_One> has anyone?
30:00 <Mew> thanks DrGore haha
30:00 <Jewel> are they nice
30:00 <milk> I am a nice guy, but you wouldn't introduce me to your mother...
30:00 <Jewel> i want to see
30:00 <Bastardly_One> yes ... each set was worthy of adoration
30:00 <Mew> milk do you wanna play austnet celebrity heads?
30:00 <Jewel> nice
30:00 <Mayhem> run a script that inserts the hypervisor launch directive back into the BCD store and then restarts -its so easy!
31:00 <Mayhem> duh
31:00 <Bastardly_One> there was a set for all tastes
31:00 <Bastardly_One> IMO
31:00 <milk> Mew thats ok, I'm going to get some sleep, thanks anyway
31:00 <Bastardly_One> good work girls 
31:00 <milk> night
31:00 <Mayhem> the milks gone sour!
31:00 <Mayhem> good night bitch!
31:00 <Mew> night night
32:00 <Mayhem> what a nice chap
32:00 <Mew> ..th.. thats the first time ive ever had a coherent response from milk..
32:00 <Bastardly_One> he's been quite lucid this week
32:00 <Mew> i think im gonna cry
32:00 <Mayhem> is he a bit of a pieter?
32:00 <Bastardly_One> like, having converations
32:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh, just totally random
33:00 <Bastardly_One> but not right in the head random
33:00 <Bastardly_One> but the last few days he's been conversing in lucid fashion
34:00 <Bastardly_One> I just saw a news story and was gonna get all serious on your arses
34:00 <Bastardly_One> but I won't
34:00 <Serenity> i wish people like people would realise they'd get a better response from people if they were just normal instead of these weird personas they put on
35:00 <Bastardly_One> no shit 
35:00 <Serenity> cause more often than not when they are normal theyre nice to talk to
35:00 <Bastardly_One> he was really good to talk to either last night or the night before
35:00 <Mayhem> fo shiz y'all niz normyale
35:00 <Bastardly_One> my das are a little obscured this week
35:00 <Ana_Ng> i thought i was being normal
35:00 <Bastardly_One> suddenly from Tues it's now Sat morning
36:00 <Ana_Ng> but you can't always contain the crazy
36:00 <Bastardly_One> scroll up from when you came in Ana_Ng
36:00 <Mayhem> don't got a willy, don't get the silly
36:00 <Bastardly_One> like milk has dropped the act this week or some shit
36:00 <Ana_Ng> i already ready it
36:00 <Mayhem> crazy is always better in the sack
36:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh
36:00 <Mayhem> preperation H does feel good, on the whole.
37:00 <Ana_Ng> i already read it
37:00 <Jewel> nite ppl
37:00 <Bastardly_One> the creature that spawned my son was batshit crazy
37:00 <Bastardly_One> and I'd of got more life out of fucking a corpse
37:00 <Bastardly_One> just sayin'
37:00 <Mayhem> you so bitter!
37:00 <[Maverick]> atleast the corpse didn't say no. 
38:00 <Bastardly_One> that's the good thing Mav
38:00 <Bastardly_One> ;)
38:00 <Bastardly_One> I am not bitter *lol*
38:00 <Bastardly_One> how long have you known me and she hardly comes up in convo
38:00 <Ana_Ng> let me guess
38:00 <Mayhem> lol didnt even know u had kids
38:00 <Ana_Ng> her hotness masked her craziness
39:00 <Bastardly_One> he should remember that ana ... he hasn't fried his brain like I have mine as far as I know
39:00 <Bastardly_One> she wasn't that hot either in hindsight
39:00 <Bastardly_One> know Judith Durham from the Seekers?
40:00 <Ana_Ng> no
40:00 <Bastardly_One> looks a bit like a young version of her
40:00 <Ana_Ng> here come the googles
40:00 <Bastardly_One> I thought everyone knew that Mayhem
40:00 <Bastardly_One> he's like 20 this year
40:00 <Bastardly_One> well shit, there ya go 
40:00 <Mayhem> lolol
40:00 <Bastardly_One> I really thought you knew that
40:00 <Mayhem> nup
40:00 <Ana_Ng> apparently the seekers were a group
41:00 <Mayhem> u dont speak shit bout either of em
41:00 <Mayhem> just talk about vaping and choof and shit
41:00 <Mayhem> and alot of random shit on ere
41:00 <Mayhem> like how bad ur pc always is and shit
41:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah, I meant the days we used to chat in IM
41:00 <Mayhem> we used to chat?
41:00 <Mayhem> i dont have a lot of memory
41:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah until I lost it in the bush 
42:00 <Mayhem> couple of thousand lines of nand
42:00 <Bastardly_One> remember I just got negative on everyone and everything
42:00 <Mayhem> lol
42:00 <Bastardly_One> this might ring a bell
42:00 <Bastardly_One> the grandma died 
42:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh?
42:00 <Mayhem> nope\
42:00 <Bastardly_One> far out
42:00 <Bastardly_One> ummmmmmmmmmmm I got banned on every big channel on austnet?
43:00 <Bastardly_One> 2002? (ish)
43:00 <Bastardly_One> who cares anyway
43:00 <Bastardly_One> you know now ... 20 in Dec
43:00 <Mayhem> how the fuck r u remembering this shit lol
43:00 <Mayhem> your memory should be far worse then mine
43:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah fucked if I know ... I remember the most irrelevant shit 
43:00 <Mayhem> no offence but you do huff the mj a lot
43:00 <Bastardly_One> and hardly know what day it is
43:00 <Mayhem> its night
44:00 <Mayhem> not day, silly poo
44:00 <Mayhem> :Þ
44:00 <Bastardly_One> how is that offensive?
44:00 <Bastardly_One> it's given me a disease ... and I still fucking do it 
45:00 <Bastardly_One> someone say something stupid ... this conversation is ... crap
45:00 <DrGore> anus
46:00 <Bastardly_One> but yeah CC has to be ... brilliant DrGore ... not much else to say on that 
46:00 <Bastardly_One> except roll on tour and album release
49:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xMqTuMMtqIc
49:00 <Bastardly_One> that's a classic that song DrGore
49:00 <Bastardly_One> Carcass
49:00 <DrGore> click
49:00 <Bastardly_One> Keep on Rotting in the Free World
50:00 <DrGore> Carcass
50:00 <Bastardly_One> I just said that 
51:00 <DrGore> oh
51:00 <Bastardly_One> you know one show that blew me away because down here it was in a small venue 
51:00 <Bastardly_One> Cathedral
51:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck me the low end went through your body like it should of 
52:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iuRWK17T4_M
52:00 <DrGore> meh not a a fan
52:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Cannibal Corpse "Sadistic Embodiment" (OFFICIAL) ( Jul 1, 2014) 3:18 - Category: Music - 287,404 - 4,981 likes (98.1%), 96 dislikes (1.9%)
52:00 <Mew> *** ^shads^ quit (Quit: RINGING UP TELSTRA FUCK THIS DAVID POLLOCK.)
53:00 <Bastardly_One> lol @ that quit Mew
54:00 <Mew> he was sketching out hard before 
54:00 <DrGore> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sJMCBAAp7sI&list=RDsJMCBAAp7sI#t=11
54:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Hour Of Penance - "Through the Triumphal Arch" Official Track Stream ( May 13, 2014) 0:56 - Category: Music - 2,991 - 7 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
54:00 <DrGore> CC support
55:00 <Bastardly_One> the mix of this new song is superb
55:00 <Bastardly_One> and the bass sounds fantastic
55:00 <Bastardly_One> can't wait for the full album 
56:00 <Bastardly_One> Mew, oh yeah? when isn't he though 
56:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
56:00 <Mew> more so than usual lol
59:00 <Mayhem> is  morphological brain alterations in long-term cannabis users a disease?
01:00 <Bastardly_One> I dunno but I got emphysema from it 
01:00 <Mayhem>  lower bloodflow in prefrontal areas of the brain.. cb1 (adenylate cyclase) 
01:00 <Mayhem> yeah u can lose limbs to it too
01:00 <Mayhem> it will cause some same effects as smoking
01:00 <Mayhem> liek vascular restriction
01:00 <Mayhem> etc
02:00 <Bastardly_One> basically 
02:00 <Mayhem> cunts who tout the supposed benefits are full of shit
02:00 <Mayhem> oops, not meant ot use that word here
02:00 <Bastardly_One> it's not banned anymore
02:00 <Bastardly_One> you silly cunt
02:00 <Mew> it was banned?!
02:00 <Mayhem> yah for years
02:00 <Bastardly_One> yep
03:00 <Mayhem> guess the fems lost? LUL
03:00 <Mew> LOL
03:00 <Mew> fuk femanizm
03:00 <Mew> im a cum bucket
03:00 <Mew> spit on me
03:00 <Bastardly_One> I lost count back in the day how many times I got accidently banned saying cunt
04:00 <Bastardly_One> just comes out of my mouth like a normal word
04:00 <Mayhem> LOL WAT MEW
04:00 <Mayhem> :S
04:00 <Mew> lmfao
04:00 <Mew> soz just had a lil outburst
05:00 <Bastardly_One> I thought mittenz was
05:00 <Bastardly_One> and mew was all class
06:00 <Mew> was what
06:00 <Bastardly_One> the cum bucket
06:00 <Bastardly_One> I met you as mittenz duh
06:00 <Mew> yeah i know LOL but im still a cum bucket
07:00 <Ana_Ng> what's the deal with wookie on #sydney
07:00 <Bastardly_One> no idea but I know who she is 
07:00 <Bastardly_One> what's the stupid bitch doing?
07:00 <Mew> omg i thought wookie was a male all this time
07:00 <Bastardly_One> that creature makes my skin crawl
08:00 <Ana_Ng> just in general
08:00 <Ana_Ng> she acts like channel mom
08:00 <Bastardly_One> Mayhem would remember her as BeanieBabe
08:00 <Mew> fookie wookie woz a woman?
08:00 <Bastardly_One> just ask her if she can score you some pot
08:00 <Mayhem> i remember that 'thing' as alot of names.
08:00 <Bastardly_One> that'll piss her off
08:00 <Mew> isnt BeanieBabe Kelevra?
08:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah it's from Qld
08:00 <Bastardly_One> and female supposedly
08:00 <Bastardly_One> got 18ths in jai
08:00 <Bastardly_One> l
09:00 <Mayhem> no kelevra is bassbabe afaik?
09:00 <Bastardly_One> for trying to import 3 TONNES of pot into aust
09:00 <Mayhem> could be mistaken
09:00 <Bastardly_One> from PNG
09:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah Mayhem 
09:00 <Bastardly_One> wookie is jackie
09:00 <Mayhem> convicted dope fiend
09:00 <Bastardly_One> but her mum, her and her bf
09:00 <Mew> lol Mayhem i meant cos she always wears a beanie or a hat
10:00 <Mayhem> bne trash
10:00 <Mew> even when she sleeps
10:00 <Bastardly_One> tried to import 3 tonnes of pot into the country from PNG
10:00 <Mayhem> speaking of jackie
10:00 <Bastardly_One> like how were they gonna store 3 ... TONNES
10:00 <Mayhem> wheres adrian lately?
10:00 <Mayhem> boy the way those two spoke to eachother, such entertainment
10:00 <Bastardly_One> I've not seen Adrian in years and years if you mean by the same nick
11:00 <Bastardly_One> Chev might know if anyone does
11:00 <Mayhem> yea same nick
11:00 <Bastardly_One> met him once ... poor guy was so bewildered
11:00 <Bastardly_One> was the first time he met LLB too
11:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
11:00 <Bastardly_One> good old athy ... I miss that bitch
12:00 <Bastardly_One> strangest irl friendship ever
12:00 <Bastardly_One> me and an uppity tranny
12:00 <Bastardly_One> LLB = LongLeggedBabe/Athereal
13:00 <Mayhem> havent talked to her in many years
13:00 <Mayhem> gah, its so fucken late
13:00 <Mayhem> i better go
13:00 <Mayhem> o/
14:00 <Bastardly_One> and seeing as the channel has stopped I guess it's some gaming time 
15:00 <Mew> yis
15:00 <Mew> night night
15:00 <Bastardly_One> night then Mew
09:00 <Fez> Hi
22:00 <Bastardly_One> (gh)
27:00 <Student> every body sleeping? :)
40:00 <[DoC]> yeah
11:00 <Bastardly_One> and then Snoopys_Gunship got hold of a sheep
11:00 <Bastardly_One> one day he'll understand baaaaaaaaaaaaah! means no
12:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> i thought baaa ment push harder
14:00 <Bastardly_One> no
15:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> oh well there is where i am going wrong
15:00 <Bastardly_One> now you know
40:00 <Bastardly_One> 5 second warning
40:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm bored enough to go play FF XIII
41:00 <Bastardly_One> expect random cursing posts about nothing
42:00 <Bastardly_One> Hope ... what kind of  a name is that for a boy
42:00 <Bastardly_One> fucking emo brooding poof
05:00 <mrdanger> WOAH
17:00 <Bastardly_One> MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!
18:00 <PandasDontDrive> ?
18:00 <Picard> pieterpanda 
18:00 <PandasDontDrive> one friend what?
18:00 <MysteriousShado> Picard, 
18:00 <Picard> MysteriousShado
18:00 <MysteriousShado> How's the maccas empire treating you?
19:00 <Picard> awesome
19:00 <Picard> i own 3 stores
19:00 <MysteriousShado> Driving a Merc yet?
19:00 <PandasDontDrive> how lacking in self esteem are you Skirmish?
20:00 <Skirmish> I find you a friend and that is how you respond?  
20:00 <Skirmish> That is very ungrateful. 
21:00 <PandasDontDrive> i have all the friends i need
21:00 <Skirmish> 1
21:00 <PandasDontDrive> that'd suck
21:00 <Skirmish> A bloke in american that changed his name to "The Pandas Friend". 
21:00 <PandasDontDrive> O_O
21:00 <PandasDontDrive> do tell
21:00 <Skirmish> Didn't you click the link you moron? 
21:00 <Picard> baaaaaaaaaa haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa @ essendon
21:00 <PandasDontDrive> nope
22:00 <Skirmish> Just threw some sand in your fanny and started to have a huff? 
22:00 <PandasDontDrive> had no reason to click it
22:00 <Skirmish> Now you appear a fool for not doing so.  Poor decision making skills on your behalf I must say. 
23:00 <Picard> goooooooooooooooooooooooooooo tigerssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
24:00 <PandasDontDrive> O_o
24:00 <[Maverick]> PandasDontDrive: have you watched that movie yet? 
24:00 <Picard> matthew wont be here for days
24:00 <Skirmish> Texas firm will send cremated pets into space. http://www.abc.net.au/news/2014-08-08/pets-sent-off-in-style-with-memorial-spaceflights/5659428
24:00 <PandasDontDrive> just finished A Dangerous Method
24:00 <PandasDontDrive> was interrupted by fb convos
25:00 <PandasDontDrive> goin to put that on usb ina tic :P
25:00 <[Maverick]> Picard: of course not, he is hardly on here now 
25:00 <PandasDontDrive> havent seen Cuba Gooding Jr in a film for yonks
28:00 <Picard> fucken
28:00 <PandasDontDrive> i rly hope ur not pulling my leg mav lol
28:00 <PandasDontDrive> i gotta dl Gone Baby Gone sometime
31:00 <beehhh> is asus better or HP
31:00 <beehhh> i reckon HP's
32:00 <Skirmish> Aren't they both made by the same people? 
32:00 <couleurs> no
32:00 <couleurs> Asus > HP
33:00 <couleurs> hp are terrible
33:00 <couleurs> thank u
33:00 <Skirmish> HP usually has a lot of bloatware on their systems. 
33:00 <beehhh> http://www8.hp.com/my/en/products/laptops/product-detail.html?oid=7104054
34:00 <Loof> nice laptop man
34:00 <Loof> i like the blue
34:00 <beehhh> thanks Loof
34:00 <Loof> when u getting it?
36:00 <couleurs> cheap and nasty made 2 look good luv da blue
37:00 <beehhh> tomorrow im gonna diposite
38:00 <beehhh> all the broke arse tryna make money outta me ere
38:00 <Loof> i just bought a hp pavilion today for $200: http://i.imgur.com/wcPvW5N.jpg
38:00 <Loof> works fine
38:00 <beehhh> mines also got beats audio
38:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol couleurs lol!!!!!!!!
38:00 <Loof> yeah so does this
38:00 <beehhh> you said 15'6 not 11'6 right
39:00 <Loof> beats audio is awesome
39:00 <Loof> yeah man get 15'6
39:00 <beehhh> i saw the logo in the back
39:00 <beehhh> rightio
39:00 <couleurs> bloodey idiets
39:00 <Loof> if i could afford it i'd get the same laptop as you
39:00 <beehhh> did u take that pic Loof
39:00 <Loof> nah it's from the ebay ad
39:00 <beehhh> oh ok lol
40:00 <beehhh> what model is that
40:00 <beehhh> i may have cut on other expenses
41:00 <beehhh> http://h10025.www1.hp.com/ewfrf/wc/document?cc=us&lc=en&docname=c02711040
41:00 <Skirmish> They did a review on beats and found it is no better audio quality than a $30 set of headphones. 
43:00 <beehhh> my lenovo got jbl speaker its better
43:00 <Loof> beehhh it's a dm1-4108AU
43:00 <beehhh> cool thanks Loof
43:00 <beehhh> amd processor are aight
44:00 <beehhh> everyone uses the 15inches even the tiny asian girls
44:00 <[Maverick]> lol, Skirmish the review is probably done by someone paid to discredit beats
44:00 <xm> [20:41:45] 18<Skirmish18> They did a review on beats and found it is no better audio quality than a $30 set of headphones <--- Dr Dre Beats coming out of a factory. the same factory as Dr Le Bings... same shit. sort of like that scene from The Simpsons with Duff and the different pipes
45:00 <beehhh> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ltUaPvOa-hQ
45:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Lenovo Z510 in-depth review 15'' portable laptop ( Feb 12, 2014) 7:23 - Category: Gaming - 54,492 - 100 likes (75.2%), 33 dislikes (24.8%)
46:00 <PandasDontDrive> oh FFS copy i dl was corrupt
46:00 <PandasDontDrive> start again ffs
46:00 <Jewel> Panda
47:00 <beehhh> youtube helps my lit was on all the way
48:00 <Jewel> what he said
56:00 <couleurs> i'm docter dre
57:00 <Picard> shhhhhhhhhhhh
01:00 <Skirmish> If someone was considering buying a pair of beats headphones, consider this as part of your investigation prior to buying.  http://lifehacker.com/are-beats-by-dre-headphones-any-good-1509805994
01:00 <Skirmish> I remember reading the statement that they were no better than $30 headphones but I cannot find that article to see if it was legit or just a hate piece.
02:00 <couleurs> beats r 4 idiets n morans 
03:00 <PandasDontDrive> lols
03:00 <PandasDontDrive> I cant wait to change my insurrence 
03:00 <PandasDontDrive> and claim a new headset
03:00 <PandasDontDrive> Polk 4shot <3
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> 200 dollar excess for 400 dollar headset doesnt cut it :/
04:00 <Jewel> couleurs ur cute
04:00 <couleurs> Jewel u had 1 good song!!!!!!!!
04:00 <Jewel> yay
05:00 <Jewel> finally u said it :)
07:00 <PandasDontDrive> lmaos
07:00 <couleurs> np
08:00 <Jewel> :)
12:00 <Picard> PandasDontDrive
13:00 <Picard> go break into penfolds wines and steal me a case of grange please
17:00 <Picard> wake up
17:00 <couleurs> agreed
17:00 <Picard> which part?
17:00 <Skirmish> http://www.ustream.tv/channel/iss-hdev-payload     <---------- For those who may be bored.  
18:00 <Picard> lol @ Fez
19:00 <Fez> I made you laugh
19:00 <Picard> yes, u did
19:00 <Fez> Feel better?
19:00 <Picard> yes
19:00 <Picard> thanks
19:00 <Fez> Ok...
20:00 <Fez> Ure lifes simple tgen
21:00 <PandasDontDrive> busy
21:00 <Fez> Hi slink
21:00 <Picard> panda stop wanking
21:00 <Picard> its wrong to eat your cum panda
23:00 <PandasDontDrive> not wanking
24:00 <PandasDontDrive> had the best deep, insightful and intelligent conversation in yonks
24:00 <PandasDontDrive> that n i feel bad coz my best mate wants to play zombies but my net keeps droppin :( so ima watch jack reacher n look forward to tomorrow XD
24:00 <Picard> lol 
24:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol?
24:00 <Picard> u felt bad because u couldnt play a game?
24:00 <Picard> lmfao
24:00 <Picard> u dickhead
25:00 <Fez> Oh
25:00 <Fez> ....
25:00 <PandasDontDrive> he's going thru a hard time
25:00 <Picard> did u know the cast of big bang theory get $1mill an episode
25:00 <PandasDontDrive> only person he feels comfy talkin about shit to
25:00 <Fez> Picards just being a dick to everyone
25:00 <PandasDontDrive> yer
25:00 <PandasDontDrive> :/
25:00 <Fez> Thought i wad spesh
25:00 <PandasDontDrive> but ino for a fact irl he is a nice guy
25:00 <Picard> ffs he is sad because he cant play a game, that is pathetic
26:00 <PandasDontDrive> not sad
26:00 <PandasDontDrive> i just want to bring my friend up
26:00 <PandasDontDrive> compassion much?
26:00 <Fez> Iys more pathetic u repeated it ...
26:00 <Picard> i have no compassion
26:00 <PandasDontDrive> no compunction.
26:00 <Picard> im a complete cunt
26:00 <PandasDontDrive> no ur not
27:00 <PandasDontDrive> i heard otherwise!
27:00 <PandasDontDrive> and uno who told me :P
27:00 <Picard> i do?
27:00 <Picard> lol
27:00 <PandasDontDrive> sucka i know ur a nice guy ner ner ner
27:00 <PandasDontDrive> lols
27:00 <Picard> im a cunt
27:00 <Picard> shut the fuck up
27:00 <PandasDontDrive> u cunny cunt
27:00 <PandasDontDrive> haha
27:00 <PandasDontDrive> :P
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> when i see this bottle of The Kraken spiced rum tomoz ima flip!!
33:00 <Picard> HoneyGirl wanna have sex?
33:00 <Picard> it will be memorable
33:00 <Jewel> lol
33:00 <Picard> lol
33:00 <Jewel> there is your answer
34:00 <Picard> i guess that leaves you Jewel
34:00 <Picard> bend over
34:00 <PandasDontDrive> oh where psyber go fkn
34:00 <Jewel> Picard you bend over
35:00 <Picard> no, im a top
35:00 <Skirmish> Jewel is bat shit crazy ... go there if you dare.
35:00 <Jewel> oh ok
35:00 <Jewel> sounds fair
35:00 <Picard> so bend over
36:00 <Jewel> i have a headache
37:00 <PandasDontDrive> i heart Jewel
37:00 <PandasDontDrive> xD
38:00 <Skirmish> I think you would make a lovely couple PandasDontDrive. 
38:00 <Skirmish> You could share meds. 
38:00 <Jewel> thank you Pandas bear
39:00 <PandasDontDrive> xD
39:00 <PandasDontDrive> netaim
39:00 <Picard> Jewel ffs we are not married
40:00 <Jewel> arent we
42:00 <Picard> only a wife says she has a headache
42:00 <Picard> i once walked into the bedroom told wifey i wanted sex and she gave me the headache story
42:00 <Picard> i was prepared and handed her two nurofen
44:00 <Jewel> awwwwwwwww youre such a lovely understanding husband
46:00 <Picard> i still didnt get sex lol
46:00 <Jewel> of course you didnt
46:00 <bee_girl> phew
48:00 <Picard> no
48:00 <British^Meat> love ya work Skirmish :P
49:00 <Skirmish> *thumbs up*
49:00 <Picard> Skirmish WORKS?
49:00 <Picard> lol
49:00 <Skirmish> Not this month. 
49:00 <Picard> slacker
49:00 <Jewel> amen
49:00 <Picard> im not working next month
49:00 <Picard> jewshua
49:00 <slinky_J> because you'll be on an elephant
49:00 <slinky_J> yars
49:00 <slinky_J> i need to PP
49:00 <Picard> yes im riding an elephant
49:00 <slinky_J> pipi
49:00 <Jewel> slinky_J welcome
50:00 <slinky_J> :P :P
50:00 <slinky_J> Jewel you have the most wonderful smile :D
50:00 <Jewel> but i didnt smile
51:00 <Picard> :P
52:00 <Picard> ahh the old cunt is alive
52:00 <Picard> ffs
52:00 <Bastardly_One> yep
52:00 <slinky_J> You didn't smile?!!
52:00 <slinky_J> :/
52:00 <Bastardly_One> I cannot be killed
52:00 <Bastardly_One> many have tried
52:00 <Jewel> slinky_J no but ill smile now for you
52:00 <Picard> i can kill u
53:00 <slinky_J> ;)
53:00 <Jewel> :)
53:00 <slinky_J> :D
53:00 <slinky_J> xD
53:00 <Jewel> =)
53:00 <slinky_J> ! ! ! ! lol
53:00 <slinky_J> woah
53:00 <slinky_J> what big exquisite eyes you have
53:00 <slinky_J> kinda thin but
54:00 <slinky_J> id say gotcha nose but looks like someone got it b4 me, who was it?
55:00 <Picard> Bastardly_One how has your day been?
55:00 <Bastardly_One> not bad 
56:00 <Picard> pity
56:00 <Bastardly_One> nothing special but was alright actually 
56:00 <Picard> ffs
57:00 <Picard> know or now?
58:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck
58:00 <Picard> pass
59:00 <Bastardly_One> more plague mask pics
59:00 <Bastardly_One> I can't believe I keep finding them
59:00 <Picard> Bastardly_One fucking horse was a moral beaten today
59:00 <Picard> ran 3rd
59:00 <Picard> beaten 1.6mts
59:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm gonna have 2000 plague mask icons in the other place I chat soon the way its going
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