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00:00 <simba> ??
00:00 <simba> r u on the beers tonight Student
00:00 <Student> what happened holy dum head? :P
00:00 <Student> ha ha 
00:00 <Maurice> ...
00:00 <Student> i do not go for beer , alco and whatever drugs
00:00 <Student> those are for low life users want to get hit hard 
00:00 <Maurice> Then this is just sad
01:00 <ShadowLurker> fuck off Student
01:00 <simba> so what are u high on
01:00 <simba> i cant work it out
01:00 <Student> i am all natural 
01:00 <Maurice> Wow
01:00 <Maurice> I'm amazed you werent drown at birth
01:00 <simba> show us a photo of you Student
01:00 <Maurice> That Dr has a lot to answer for
02:00 <Student> i was drowned at birth but brought out before my ping goes out :P
02:00 <Student> fuck the photo 
02:00 <Student> i do not have any pic of mine on my pc 
03:00 <Student> but i do have pics of Serenity, ShadowLurker, Maurice etc etc on my pc 
03:00 <Student> sorry sorry 
03:00 <ShadowLurker> LOOOL
03:00 <ShadowLurker> dis cunt
03:00 <simba> where are all of the photos of you
03:00 <Maurice> Well, we are pretty wank worthy
03:00 <Student> i do not think they are any thing attractable to wank on 
03:00 <Student> but i am good at heart so i keep them on 
03:00 <Student> like i keep the pieter's wank video
04:00 <ShadowLurker> LOLOLOLOLOL
04:00 <ShadowLurker> you watch that daily
04:00 <Maurice> I'm so glad I never saw that
04:00 <Student> nothing fascinating about it but i still have it somewhere
04:00 <Maurice> I have MissJades wank video in email somewhere
04:00 <Student> yah i watch that daily why you were sucking my dick looser 
04:00 <Maurice> That is fucking scary
04:00 <Maurice> LOOSER
04:00 <Serenity> .lol
04:00 <Maurice> Like Students anus
05:00 <simba> Who let the PAKISTANI out of the PAKIBARREL 
05:00 <Student> yah i like loose anus, nothing bad about it 
05:00 <Maurice> It's bad when you sit on a bar stool and only the legs can be seen.
05:00 <Student> pakistani was always out , do not  know which barrel you are talking about :P
06:00 <Student> good thing, we do not have those type of bar stool in here
06:00 <Maurice> That is a good thing, or you'd be done for stealing
06:00 <simba> in where?
07:00 <Student> they do the steal in a furnace in our country, in the steel mills
07:00 <Student> things are very different in the country you live and i live 
08:00 <Serenity> i want to bone jummy fallon
09:00 <Student> are you busy doing your pot Bastardly_One?
09:00 <doctor> I'll sell you secrets Student
09:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm busy eating
09:00 <Serenity> one whole marijuana
09:00 <Student> ha ha doctor
09:00 <doctor> I was planning to sell them to Alex the Russian but he doesn't frequent here as much as you
10:00 <doctor> So you've earned them
10:00 <Student> how did you get that much food to eat for that long Bastardly_One? :P
10:00 <Student> ok doctor, so will you keep them with you?
11:00 <doctor> No of course not, i'm more than willing to share
11:00 <doctor> just be warned they're quite painful secrets
11:00 <doctor> so you don't need to take them if you don't want to
11:00 <Student> ok than go on , i am not here till xmas ;)
12:00 <doctor> Alright, I'm a man of my words
12:00 <doctor> This may take some time to digest
12:00 <Student> you are a man , ahem ahem 
13:00 <Student> it surely is taking too much typing 
13:00 <Student> perhaps they are multi lines
14:00 <doctor> No words required
14:00 <Student> right 
16:00 <Saemon> yo sup peepz
16:00 <Student> secretes
17:00 <Saemon> damn im so hungry atm
17:00 <Saemon> i got a can of corn beef
17:00 <Saemon> wat can i do with that
17:00 <Student> sound good to me 
17:00 <Saemon> can i eat it straight out of the can with some bread?
17:00 <Student> well not much with the can alone, but if there is a beef in it , yes something can be done 
17:00 <Student> that depends if you have bread ?
18:00 <Saemon> yeah i got bread
18:00 <Student> any sauces?
18:00 <Saemon> can i spread the corn beef onto the bread like paste?
18:00 <Bastardly_One> google it you ... you are so fucking hopeless
18:00 <Saemon> asking Student is easier then goolging
18:00 <Saemon> student is a person
18:00 <beehhh> every asians wanna get to australia
19:00 <Student> yah , google is slow :P
19:00 <beehhh> inc Student
19:00 <Student> what??????? australia is not in asia?
19:00 <Saemon> australia is in the south pacific region
19:00 <MegaA> good night melbourne
19:00 <Student> really???
20:00 <Saemon> can i heat the corn beef up?
20:00 <Saemon> like in a an oven
20:00 <beehhh> fight brokeout over nothing at a teens birthday
21:00 <milk> I have never met a Jew who doesnt hate me because their mummy didnt spoil them as much as Caesar got spolit
21:00 <beehhh> bong smrinoff ice what not
23:00 <Saemon> uuurgh wtf why is it so salty?
32:00 <faux> i was ogna say ongie irl but i didnt thikn anyone would get it
32:00 <faux> lol
32:00 <Serenity> hahahah
32:00 <faux> :D
32:00 <doctor> great, old man wang
32:00 <Serenity> ant was doing something similar to that getting out of the shower the other night
32:00 <Serenity> i was like :|
32:00 <Serenity> stop.
32:00 <faux> lmlao
32:00 <Maurice> LOL
33:00 <faux> in arabic a cute way of saying dick is zaboura
33:00 <faux> kids say it
33:00 <faux> and
33:00 <faux> my little cousin calls it bula
33:00 <Serenity> im so teaching ant that
33:00 <faux> when he runs out of the shower
33:00 <faux> he flicks it and goes
33:00 <faux> BULA BULA BULA
33:00 <faux> im like pls
33:00 <Serenity> LOLLL
33:00 <faux> do not
33:00 <Maurice> Wow
33:00 <Student> i do not know why any kid have to say "dick" or zaboura 
33:00 <Maurice> Cam does that too
33:00 <Serenity> they just dont care hey haha
33:00 <faux> once he was on the couch
33:00 <faux> and he was eating a banana
33:00 <faux> and he would touch his peen and touch the banana and eat it
34:00 <faux> and  i was crying of laughter on the floo
34:00 <faux> r
34:00 <faux> i couldnt even stop him i was dying
34:00 <Maurice> Kids are so gross
34:00 <faux> my aunty walks in and sees me and looks at him and shes like CHRISTINA
34:00 <faux> LOL
34:00 <Serenity> ants never not touching his
34:00 <faux> im lik whaaaaaaaaaat
34:00 <faux> was hilai
34:00 <Serenity> went to mums the other day and shes like.. 'do you need the toilet or something???'
34:00 <Serenity> ants all 'no...'
34:00 <faux> lololo
34:00 <Serenity> mum: STOP TOUCHING YOUR WILLY THEN
34:00 <Maurice> Lol I say that to mine 'if you don't need the toilet, let it go'
35:00 <faux> loll
35:00 <faux> kids
35:00 <faux> v funny
35:00 <Maurice> At this party today, one of the little shit kids told a girl 'I'm gonna put my doodle on your bum'
35:00 <faux> omg
35:00 <faux> lol
35:00 <Maurice> The girls mum reflex slapped him on the arm
35:00 <Serenity> or hes in the shower and i go in to check and his whole groin region is WHITE from soap lather that hes been soapiong up for like 7 minutes
35:00 <Serenity> ...
35:00 <faux> roflllllll
35:00 <Maurice> Rofl
35:00 <Maurice> Now that sounds like ShadowLurker..
35:00 <Serenity> LOL
36:00 <Serenity> ITS MINE I WILL WASH IT FOR AS LONG AS I WANT
36:00 <Maurice> Lol
36:00 <faux> as least hes clean
36:00 <ShadowLurker> no im not
36:00 <faux> dont want no dorito dick
36:00 <Serenity> EWWWW
36:00 <Serenity> penis mournay
36:00 <dematerialised> lol
36:00 <dematerialised> dorito dick
36:00 <Student> atleast the dicks can be cleaned ;)
36:00 <MrMark> u pissed yet Serenity?
36:00 <Serenity> no
37:00 <faux> uck o student
37:00 <faux> fuck off
37:00 <faux> fffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff
37:00 <faux> uuuuuuuuuck orf m8
37:00 <dematerialised> pis orf
37:00 <Student> _l_
37:00 <faux> bugger orf ay
37:00 <ShadowLurker> wrong
37:00 <MrMark> gee why not
37:00 <ShadowLurker> ..|.
37:00 <dematerialised> u avin a bit of a larf m8
37:00 <ShadowLurker> get it right you fuckhead
38:00 <dematerialised> u avin a bit of a giggle
38:00 <faux> lmao
38:00 <dematerialised> step outside rite now
38:00 <Serenity> ill bash ye fookin ead in
38:00 <dematerialised> man 2 man
38:00 <Maurice> Sounds like dematerialised has british porn memorised
38:00 <dematerialised> i'll bash ye fookin ead in
38:00 <dematerialised> i sware on me mum
38:00 <Student> may be that is because your balls are shrinked due to excess soap washing ;)
38:00 <dematerialised> british porn is terrible
38:00 <faux> LOL
38:00 <Maurice> It really is
38:00 <Maurice> Sounds so bad
38:00 <beehhh> itchy kitchy ta ta yaya
38:00 <faux> british everything is terrible
39:00 <faux> i hate british shows
39:00 <Maurice> :o
39:00 <faux> theyre so unfunny
39:00 <Maurice> You're dead to me.
39:00 <Maurice> DEAD.
39:00 <faux> ROFL
39:00 <faux> <beehhh> itchy kitchy ta ta yaya
39:00 <Serenity> itchy kitchy ta ta ya ya
39:00 <Serenity> LOL
39:00 <faux> lmaooooooooo
39:00 <faux> i am crying
39:00 <beehhh> im cummin
39:00 <Serenity> hahahaahahahahah
39:00 <simba> the best shows are british
39:00 <Student> i am waiting ;)
39:00 <dematerialised> i reckon beehhh has worms
39:00 <Maurice> IT Crowd, Young Ones, Bottom, Ab Fab, 2 Pints
39:00 <faux> bullshit
39:00 <Serenity> worms out me dik
39:00 <TurboSlut> has more than worms
39:00 <faux> i cant stand them
39:00 <faux> omg
39:00 <beehhh> e.g roan atkinston
39:00 <faux> roan
40:00 <simba> peep show, the office
40:00 <Serenity> roan
40:00 <Serenity> LOL
40:00 <dematerialised> im roaned
40:00 <Student> dematerialised is a bot on austnet , wow
40:00 <Serenity> red dwarf
40:00 <Student> nice bot 
40:00 <dematerialised> thanks Student :)
40:00 <dematerialised> my creator is pretty bright
40:00 <faux> spy bot
40:00 <faux> lol
40:00 <Maurice> Nice butt
40:00 <Student> thanks? no thanks
40:00 <faux> i orgot abut that
40:00 <dematerialised> haha
40:00 <dematerialised> spybot#1
40:00 <Student> and who is your creator?
40:00 <dematerialised> my creator is dematerialised
40:00 <Student> ic 
40:00 <Student> cool 
40:00 <TurboSlut> lol
41:00 <dematerialised> i was built in 1998
41:00 <beehhh> gay people will go to heaven
41:00 <Student> seem like a for loops without exiting condition , dematerialised
41:00 <Maurice> What
41:00 <dematerialised> if statements are truth
41:00 <dematerialised> if statements are life
41:00 <dematerialised> i am an advanced AI based on the Dolly system
41:00 <Serenity> SAY NO MORE
42:00 <Serenity> MON AMORE
42:00 <Serenity> amour?
42:00 <Student> the spy bot has gone mad
42:00 <Serenity> iunno
42:00 <faux> amore
42:00 <dematerialised> Amore
42:00 <dematerialised> when the moon hits your eye
42:00 <TurboSlut> ^
42:00 <faux> see more butts
42:00 <dematerialised> like a big pizza piiiie
42:00 <beehhh> itchy kitchy ta ta ya ya
42:00 <faux> LOL
42:00 <dematerialised> it's amore!
42:00 <faux> thats amooooooore
42:00 <Serenity> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=szvt8iWJ0oo
42:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Empire Records - Rex Manning - Say No More Mon Amour! full v (Jan 7, 2007) 3:55 - Category: Film &amp; Animation - 330,429 views - 760 likes (97.3%), 21 dislikes (2.7%)
42:00 <faux> lack toast and tolerant
42:00 <beehhh> like a big pizza pie
42:00 <dematerialised> haha
43:00 <Maurice> Lol @ lack toast
43:00 <Maurice> That was the best post
43:00 <dematerialised> ^
43:00 <faux> l;pp;;
43:00 <faux> loll*
43:00 <Serenity> almost as goo as the 7 androgynous zones
43:00 <faux> the ifold tower
43:00 <TurboSlut> i had toast
43:00 <TurboSlut> just now
43:00 <TurboSlut> it was the best
43:00 <Maurice> Seven.. SEVEN.. SEVEN... UHHHH
43:00 <dematerialised> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sBJusefRjr8
44:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: My Name is Travis, and I am the WISHMASTER (Date not found) 0:26 - Category: Gaming - 63,159 views - 2,336 likes (96.5%), 85 dislikes (3.5%)
44:00 <Serenity> one two
44:00 <dematerialised> Travis
44:00 <Serenity> one two three
44:00 <dematerialised> is my true god
44:00 <Serenity> four
44:00 <Serenity> three
44:00 <Serenity> seven
44:00 <Maurice> Lolll
44:00 <Maurice> Swing from the Chandlerrrrbingggg
45:00 <Serenity> and its amour you cunts
45:00 <Serenity> french not italian
45:00 <dematerialised> no
45:00 <dematerialised> its amore
45:00 <dematerialised> screw you
45:00 <Serenity> NO ITS NOT
45:00 <dematerialised> wanna fight about it?
46:00 <dematerialised> i'll slap you silly
46:00 <Serenity> yes cunt
46:00 <Maurice> GLOVE SLAP!
46:00 <TurboSlut> cockslap
46:00 <beehhh> calling it a night need to wake up early for finals
46:00 <TurboSlut> its already called that
46:00 <Maurice> Thank fuck
46:00 <Serenity> mon amour = my love
46:00 <dematerialised> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GY6kBXWLTro
46:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: not_a_rapper.mp4 (Date not found) 0:52 - Category: Gaming - 452,886 views - 10,407 likes (98.9%), 121 dislikes (1.1%)
47:00 <dematerialised> ohhhhhh baby triple
47:00 <simba> dematerialised: 0/5
47:00 <dematerialised> fuck you im the funniest cunt on youtube
47:00 <simba> oh u made that?!
48:00 <simba> WHY
48:00 <Serenity> if i had a penis
48:00 <Serenity> i would want to put it in Renée Zellwegers mouth
48:00 <beehhh> http://nokchawon.com.au/shop/red-ginseng-tea/
48:00 <beehhh> my dick is up but
48:00 <simba> i dont mind the way she looks
48:00 <Maurice> I'd stick my dick down her throat so she shut the fuck up
48:00 <simba> its a little cats butt tho
49:00 <doctor> got yourself a goonbag tonight beehhh?
49:00 <Maurice> Make those squinty eyes water
49:00 <beehhh> she might like it and succle the trunk
49:00 <Serenity> and liv tyler
49:00 <dematerialised> liv tyler
49:00 <Maurice> She fit your balls in too
50:00 <beehhh> i shaved my balls earlier
50:00 <Maurice> She'd*
50:00 <doctor> A penis is a huge responsibility, you don't want one
50:00 <dematerialised> i'd be all over her
50:00 <Maurice> I'd go one right now
50:00 <beehhh> they were almost touching the floor
50:00 <Serenity> her in empire records
50:00 <Serenity> mmm
51:00 <beehhh> my kids would be mutant if i were to produce
51:00 <dematerialised> you'd literally give birth to giant shits
51:00 <doctor> It's like having a child that never leaves your body
51:00 <beehhh> a child in you
52:00 <beehhh> doctor got the idea feels the same as i do
52:00 <doctor> lol
52:00 <doctor> it'll kill us both eventually
54:00 <Student> and you think you are alive 
54:00 <doctor> are you?
54:00 <Student> alive enough to tell you , you are not ;)
54:00 <Student> pretty baby 
54:00 <simba> Student: ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
54:00 <beehhh> let all your fear out
54:00 <doctor> how arrogant
55:00 <doctor> you're quite rude Student at times
55:00 <Student> well you have to tell the truth no matter how arrogant it seems ;)
56:00 <MrMark> fucken ice melted in my scotch again
56:00 <beehhh> Student isnt from aussie he lived all his life in paki and still remains at paki
56:00 <Serenity> STOP CALLING ME WARREN MY NAME ISNT *KICK* FUCKING WARREN
56:00 <doctor> okay mr truth welder
56:00 <Student> ha ha 
56:00 <Saemon> pakistani are more educated then bangladeshis.
57:00 <beehhh> pakistan is another country we are more closer to thailand than paki
57:00 <Saemon> you look the same,
57:00 <MrMark> they all nice people
57:00 <beehhh> no we dont
57:00 <Saemon> brown skin
57:00 <Maurice> Sorry, Warren
57:00 <beehhh> they are taller and fairer
57:00 <Saemon> yes,you do.
57:00 <Bastardly_One> shut
57:00 <Bastardly_One> up
57:00 <Student> you shut up 
58:00 <Saemon> yeah senile
58:00 <Student> better shut the fuck up Bastardly_One ;P
58:00 <beehhh> bangladesh is next to india
58:00 <Saemon> dont come here now n try to be cool 
58:00 <doctor> Student I think it's best you leave
58:00 <Student> you think :) 
58:00 <Saemon> the doctor vs the student
59:00 <Student> dead man thinking ;)
59:00 <doctor> I only want to remain polite
59:00 <Student> i can more than happy to see your other side doctor
00:00 <Student> the real doctor ;)
00:00 <Student> the more truthful one 
00:00 <Student> more alive 
00:00 <Student> what do you think doctor?
00:00 <beehhh> http://oi62.tinypic.com/2yy35ld.jpg
01:00 <doctor> I think you're talking nonsense
02:00 <simba> lol
02:00 <simba> yeah, youre definitely high Student
02:00 <Student> no, i am on a research 
02:00 <beehhh> i wont be on chat for the whole month
02:00 <simba> i think we're the ones learning about you inadvertently as you pretend to know us
02:00 <beehhh> meet me in uk
03:00 <beehhh> sorry cant hear you over the music
03:00 <simba> its ok beehhh, nobody is talking to you
03:00 <simba> waitr
03:00 <simba> <beehhh> i wont be on chat for the whole month
03:00 <simba> YES
03:00 <simba> <beehhh> i wont be on chat for the whole month - CELEBRATE
03:00 <beehhh> norell does infact she rang me earlier asking me how am i doing but simba on the other hand you are being unpolite and uncorrect
04:00 <simba> norrel is my queen bitch
04:00 <beehhh> *impolite
04:00 <simba> incorrect*
04:00 <simba> ah yes, i am incorrect, as this is based on you going to the UK
04:00 <simba> which is a pipedream
04:00 <simba> can you uninstall mirc and pretend to go to britain
04:00 <beehhh> http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/uncorrect
05:00 <simba> ...lol
05:00 <simba> the way you used uncorrect wasnt correct
05:00 <simba> idiot
08:00 <Saemon> ugh
08:00 <Saemon> i feel like a dog eating corned beef from a can
08:00 <Student> :)
08:00 <Saemon> it looks exactly like the shit from a can of pedigree pal
09:00 <simba> stop buying corned beef
09:00 <beehhh> buy pedigree pals
09:00 <simba> is that what u feed norrell?
09:00 <beehhh> we only eat chickens everynight
09:00 <simba> i'd make a special cage under my computer desk for norrell
10:00 <beehhh> more chicken more cum
10:00 <simba> thats what he deserves
10:00 <beehhh> *she
10:00 <simba> you called him a he several times
10:00 <simba> even you're confused
10:00 <beehhh> having a penis doesnt make a person a guy
10:00 <simba> even you know it's fucked up
10:00 <faux> lmao
10:00 <simba> Yes it does
10:00 <faux> itchy kitchy ta ta yaya
11:00 <Serenity> BUAHAHAH
11:00 <beehhh> mammal rouge
11:00 <Serenity> LOL
11:00 <simba> lol
12:00 <faux> lolllllllll
13:00 <faux> i need amsy to see that asap
13:00 <Serenity> i need to listen to it
14:00 <Serenity> he met marmalade down in old mammal rouge
15:00 <faux> lol
16:00 <beehhh> good night
16:00 <TurboSlut> http://31.media.tumblr.com/59e8f4c967e9c84edc7abe5d5ee8f04d/tumblr_mwr29zDajw1s3d9xoo1_1280.jpg saemons girlfriend 
16:00 <dematerialised> as long as i couldnt see her adams apple
16:00 <dematerialised> i'd be fine
17:00 <Serenity> man christina aguilera was so skinny when they did this
17:00 <Student> you meant Saemon and his girl friend?
18:00 <faux> uh
18:00 <faux> i didnt even think anything was wrong  with that pic
19:00 <faux> i need a break from the internet
19:00 <dematerialised> lol
19:00 <Serenity> LOL oh gos faux
19:00 <Serenity> god.
19:00 <faux> lol
19:00 <dematerialised> you need to watch some snipars
19:00 <TurboSlut> LOLOLOL
19:00 <faux> i was like and?
19:00 <TurboSlut> hahahahahah
19:00 <Serenity> hahahaha
19:00 <faux> his gf is getting her dick sucked
19:00 <faux> good on her
19:00 <faux> then i was like
19:00 <faux> oh
19:00 <TurboSlut> LOL
19:00 <Serenity> good for her
19:00 <Student> at first i do not think there is any thing wrong with "complaing" in the topic
19:00 <ShadowLurker> ROFL
19:00 <faux> shut up student
20:00 <dematerialised> yeah student
20:00 <Serenity> fuck up
20:00 <dematerialised> best irc spy on austnet
20:00 <faux> lollllllll
20:00 <faux> spy botz
20:00 <Serenity> what are you two going on about
20:00 <faux> element told simba dematerialised is his spy bot
20:00 <faux> LOL
20:00 <dematerialised> yeah
20:00 <Serenity> oh
20:00 <simba> lmao
20:00 <Serenity> hahah
20:00 <dematerialised> that's when i knew for sure
20:00 <dematerialised> that element was a tosser
20:00 <ShadowLurker> like MeGusta was spying on Bastardly_One
21:00 <faux>   lollllllllllll because all the other reasons w errent good enough?
21:00 <Serenity> werrent.
21:00 <dematerialised> what do you mean, that is what MeGusta is for
21:00 <dematerialised> i mean what
21:00 <dematerialised> no it's not
21:00 <faux> SHOOSH
21:00 <dematerialised> :3
21:00 <faux> wine ok
21:00 <Serenity> hahaha
21:00 <Serenity> yayy wine
21:00 <ShadowLurker> everyones a bot
21:00 <simba> we need to get pollocks dad back on irc so he can fuc koff and go have irc war II with him
21:00 <faux> lolllllll
21:00 <Serenity> er
21:00 <Serenity> chucky wasnt his dad
21:00 <faux> chucky
21:00 <simba> step dad?
21:00 <faux> oui
21:00 <ShadowLurker> LOOOL
21:00 <Serenity> if you could call it that
21:00 <faux> he boned his mom
22:00 <Serenity> im not sure it counts as a step dad when youre an adult does it
22:00 <simba> ya so saying his dad makes it funnier
22:00 <simba> who gives a fuck it spollock
22:00 <faux> lol
22:00 <faux> i wouldnt call mums husban my step dad
22:00 <faux> when he tells me he loves me like a daughter
22:00 <Serenity> yeah i dont calls pauls mums fiance his step dad
22:00 <faux> im like
22:00 <faux> ty
22:00 <simba> its not as funny going The Guy His Mum Now Bangs 
22:00 <faux> in lebanon
22:00 <faux> if youre a ki
22:00 <faux> d
22:00 <faux> an your parent remarries
23:00 <Serenity> chucky just suits 'that loser who knows element'
23:00 <faux> you have to call the step parent 'aunty' or 'uncle'
23:00 <faux> its so weir
23:00 <faux> d
23:00 <Serenity> thats weird
23:00 <faux> like you dont HAVE to but its respect
23:00 <faux> thats if youre a kid though
23:00 <Serenity> thats like paulies ex. her kids have about 40 new uncles a year
23:00 <faux> i just call dads mrs by her first name
23:00 <faux> LMAO
23:00 <simba> yes its respectful to call random family friends uncle/aunty
23:00 <faux> well yeah but not your parents mrs or mr
23:00 <Saemon> ShadowLurker i know what you did last summer Muahuahahahahahaha.
23:00 <faux> thatsiff
23:00 <faux> diff
24:00 <doctor> If you're after a good doughnut, chucky is the man to goto. It's always the ex alcoholics who know the best doughnuts
24:00 <simba> yea i think even the friends is dumb
24:00 <Serenity> that cunt that fucks me mum
24:00 <Serenity> made in england
24:00 <Serenity> comes from melbin
24:00 <faux> lol
24:00 <faux> god
24:00 <doctor> must be the yeast in those yeast rings that has them remembering a time they're not familiar with anymore
24:00 <Saemon> callin random family friends who are your parents age or abit younger
24:00 <Saemon> uncle or aunty
25:00 <Saemon> makes sense
25:00 <Serenity> i have a few aunties that arent blood related
25:00 <Serenity> but they were just always there
25:00 <Saemon> my mum always referred to her friend as aunty betsie
25:00 <Saemon> when talking about her to us
25:00 <faux> thats completely diff than caling your step parent aunty
25:00 <simba> i always referred to ur mom as the bitch under the desk :lmbo:
25:00 <Maurice> (23:23:18) (faux): you have to call the step parent 'aunty' or 'uncle'
25:00 <faux> LOL
25:00 <Maurice> Did you have a lot of uncles
25:00 <faux> no
25:00 <Maurice> Oh god, is your mum jizzbeard
25:00 <faux> what
25:00 <faux> :/
26:00 <Serenity> she has no idea wha tyou are saying lori
26:00 <Serenity> LOL
26:00 <Maurice> LOL
26:00 <Saemon> jizz on beard?
26:00 <Serenity> you fucken donga
26:00 <Saemon> are u saying her mum has a beard?
26:00 <simba> professor jizzlebeard
26:00 <Maurice> I know, but I do and so do you and ShadowLurker
26:00 <faux> where did i imply my parents have had multiple partners lol
26:00 <faux> im so confused
26:00 <Maurice> But for fawks, jizzbeard is this ex irc slut, whos kids have had multiple 'uncles'
26:00 <simba> hogwarts school of bitchcraft and jizzadry
27:00 <faux> i gathered but read what i just said
27:00 <faux> lol
27:00 <Maurice> It was a joke, coz her kids had UNCLES
27:00 <Serenity> shes drunk
27:00 <Serenity> ignore her
27:00 <faux> IM SO LOST
27:00 <Maurice> I'm actually not :/
27:00 <Serenity> hahahahahaahah
27:00 <Serenity> ok but we are
27:00 <Serenity> its ok
27:00 <Maurice> LOL
27:00 <faux> lmao
27:00 <faux>  iwant chees ee
27:00 <faux> dipped in french dip
27:00 <Maurice> I figured you were at about 9pm
27:00 <Maurice> Oh yum
27:00 <Saemon> awks moment when faux is actually quite offended.
27:00 <Serenity> i sobered up a bit
27:00 <Maurice> Salt and vinegar chips in french onion
27:00 <Serenity> shes not offended
27:00 <faux> i wasnt offended you fucking cumguzzling shit bag
27:00 <Maurice> God Saemon, fuck off will you
28:00 <faux> oh yes french oinonon is what i meant
28:00 <faux> French Dip
28:00 <faux> lol
28:00 <Maurice> Oh, I didnt even notice that lol
28:00 <IrCsPyB0t^69> i could use some french dip right now
28:00 <Maurice> Do you wanna build a snowmannnnn
28:00 <IrCsPyB0t^69> mad muncchies
28:00 <faux> I HAVE A CRUMB STUCK UNDER MY D KEY
28:00 <IrCsPyB0t^69> and no snacks
28:00 <faux> oops caps
28:00 <Serenity> HA
28:00 <Serenity> D
28:00 <faux> an its hard to spress
28:00 <Serenity> KEY
28:00 <Maurice> The D ain't working
28:00 <IrCsPyB0t^69> faux has got a broken D
28:00 <IrCsPyB0t^69> :/
28:00 <faux> dddddddddddd
28:00 <faux> d
28:00 <Serenity> FAUX BROKE TRHE D
28:00 <faux> ok
28:00 <Serenity> fuck
28:00 <faux> its ok now phew
29:00 <Maurice> That happened to me with my old lappy
29:00 <Maurice> That any the keys falling off
29:00 <faux> um YUM
29:00 <faux> https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/t1.0-9/10428506_10154218902770389_6525823477732325967_n.jpg
29:00 <faux> toblerone cocktails
29:00 <Maurice> Oh dear god
29:00 <Saemon> wow the chick on the left is quite pretty u can tell
29:00 <Maurice> When we went to Mrs Browns Boys live, we went to this place in perth and mum forced me to steal the menu, had two cocktails on it, one was called flicking the bean and the other was called spanking the monkey
30:00 <Maurice> Both were so fucking delicious
30:00 <Saemon> do u know those ladies fawks?
30:00 <faux> nlo
30:00 <faux> no
30:00 <faux> https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xap1/t1.0-9/10358123_10152314363091840_589408313872390469_n.jpg
30:00 <Maurice> Far out, talk about desperate
30:00 <faux> lol
30:00 <Saemon> oh ok
30:00 <faux> i wanna pour stuff out of sstuff now
30:00 <Serenity> omg
30:00 <Maurice> You can see like, a 1/4 of her
30:00 <Serenity> make him shut up
30:00 <faux> u do it
30:00 <faux> u have a snail
30:00 <dematerialicedteasnowflakes> i poured stuff out of me about an hour ago
31:00 <dematerialicedteasnowflakes> i had to shake it a bit first
31:00 <faux> omg RUDE
31:00 <dematerialicedteasnowflakes> :3
31:00 <Maurice> Its up to you how fast you wash it
31:00 <dematerialicedteasnowflakes> that's why my dick is so buff, i exercise it at least thrice daily
32:00 <Maurice> I fapped today for the first time in weeks
32:00 <Maurice> Feelsgoodman
32:00 <Serenity> i still havent rubbed my rough bit yet
32:00 <Serenity> i need to get onto it
32:00 <Maurice> LOL
32:00 <Maurice> Get on it
32:00 <Maurice> Or in it
32:00 <doctor> i do it out of habit now more than anything
32:00 <doctor> bit like have a smoke
32:00 <Maurice> Your nails are dry
32:00 <Maurice> No glitter vag
32:00 <Serenity> theyre all peeling off now
32:00 <Serenity> cunts
32:00 <Maurice> What
32:00 <Maurice> Already!
32:00 <Serenity> yeah nail polish doesnt last long on me
33:00 <Serenity> 1 day max
33:00 <Maurice> You need that overcoat stuff thing
33:00 <Serenity> cleaning n shit
33:00 <Maurice> Although my cupcakes looks like they're melting
33:00 <faux> mine lasted a week this time i put 3 coats
33:00 <Maurice> They have bits missing
33:00 <faux> il wahtspa u a pic
33:00 <Maurice> But i'm due to be redone on the 9th
33:00 <Serenity> i want some shellax
33:00 <Serenity> shellac
33:00 <Maurice> 50 bucks for mine
34:00 <faux> k sent
34:00 <Serenity> oh i like that colour
34:00 <Maurice> fawks https://m.ak.fbcdn.net/sphotos-a.ak/hphotos-ak-xpf1/t1.0-9/p417x417/10390312_10152477273800844_4681415956806632833_n.jpg
34:00 <faux> its me fave atm
34:00 <faux> cute
34:00 <faux> idk why but im so over long nails
34:00 <Maurice> The spots have exploded now
35:00 <Maurice> They're my actual length lol
35:00 <faux> i like them when i have them.. my natural ones but then i get over them so quick
35:00 <faux> and i cut them
35:00 <faux> then i regret it when i cant pick my nose
35:00 <faux> sucks
35:00 <Maurice> But can't even pick your nose with those
35:00 <Maurice> Too thick
35:00 <Maurice> Oh snap
35:00 <faux> LOL
35:00 <Maurice> These go 3 weeks without breaking, my sis in law gets them done and breaks one within 2 days
35:00 <Maurice> Fucked if I know HOW she does it
36:00 <Maurice> She reckons its due to cleaning, but her house is a mess so thats not it
36:00 <Serenity> LOL
36:00 <Serenity> thats why my nails are always a mess
36:00 <Serenity> cleaning
36:00 <Maurice> Yeah but yours aren't shellac'd and hardened
37:00 <Serenity> id like to see how they hold up
37:00 <Maurice> Mum cleans for a career and hers don't break
37:00 <fawks> theyd last a while
37:00 <Doodle> hehe hardened
37:00 <fawks> my cousins last up to 2 weeks
37:00 <Maurice> OMG
37:00 <fawks> but she doesnt jack shit
37:00 <Maurice> You didn't drown!
37:00 <fawks> dewdel
37:00 <Doodle> lol no
37:00 <Doodle> hai fauxypoos ^_^
37:00 <Maurice> I can't go 4 weeks or the regrowth is painful
37:00 <Maurice> Regrowth lol
37:00 <Maurice> Like it's hair
38:00 <Maurice> God, my boobs are so itchy tonight
38:00 <Saemon> wat yous talkin about? manicures?
38:00 <Maurice> I think I'm going through puberty and they're growing
39:00 <Saemon> alot of those nail parlours are poppin up at shoppin centres
39:00 <Saemon> seems like a viable market for it
39:00 <Saemon> if i had money i might invest in one in a partnership
39:00 <Maurice> Are you living in the past?
39:00 <Saemon> or buy some shares
40:00 <Maurice> I feel like I have a bruise on my chin, I blame Doodle for being too rough
40:00 <Serenity> i will never ever ever get fake nails again
40:00 <Doodle> balls of steel
40:00 <Serenity> i got those acrylics for the weddings
40:00 <Serenity> -s
40:00 <Maurice> NUTZ ON YA CHIN
40:00 <Serenity> and nearly a whole year it took for my nails to recover
40:00 <Doodle> ;)
40:00 <Maurice> I had fakes for my wedding, never again
40:00 <Saemon> daym
40:00 <Saemon> the stuff women do for the price of beauty
41:00 <Maurice> She frigging nail filed my fingers
41:00 <Maurice> Took the skin off
41:00 <Serenity> i only got fakes cause i didnt want peeling nails for my wedding
41:00 <Serenity> but fuck me they ruined my nails
41:00 <Saemon> there was a story on a current affair on women having all sorts of nail infections
41:00 <Saemon> from dodgey nail places
41:00 <Maurice> I was channelling Drop Dead Fred
42:00 <Serenity> might go to the nail place at the forum n see how much their shellac is
42:00 <faux> My friend got a nail infection recently 
42:00 <faux> They detached her cuticles 
42:00 <Maurice> I don't go to a nail place, it's a girl from my sisters school
42:00 <faux> From the nail
42:00 <Maurice> Shes also a big IF fan
43:00 <Serenity> my friends husband ended up at the hospital due to a nail infection in his thumb
43:00 <faux> They bled for like an hour
43:00 <Maurice> Ouch
43:00 <Serenity> started as one of those peely horrible things on the side
43:00 <faux> Omg
43:00 <Serenity> then had that red line that goes from infections fo up his arm
43:00 <Maurice> She even stalks your shoe pics youve tagged me in, Serenity
43:00 <Doodle> stop killing my boner
43:00 <Maurice> And replicates them
43:00 <Serenity> they said another few hours he could have died
43:00 <Maurice> Like your wolfbeaters
43:00 <faux> Wtf
43:00 <Maurice> Hehe beaters
43:00 <faux> How 
43:00 <Serenity> infection
43:00 <Serenity> heads toward your heart
43:00 <faux> Jebus
43:00 <Serenity> thats why they say to watch our for red lines
43:00 <MrMark> damn i just drank my new bottle of vodka
44:00 <faux> What red lines 
44:00 <Maurice> Any of them
44:00 <Serenity> somtimes on infection sites
44:00 <Serenity> you get a single red line that goes from the site
44:00 <Serenity> and moves
44:00 <Serenity> thats the infection going to your heart
44:00 <faux> Omg now I'm paranoid 
44:00 <Serenity> or worse brain
44:00 <Maurice> I don't have a heart
44:00 <faux> I'm searchinf
44:00 <Maurice> So I'm ok
44:00 <Maurice> Or a brain..
44:00 <faux> Lol
44:00 <Serenity> ill try n find his pic
44:00 <faux> K
45:00 <Maurice> I could while away the hours, confirrin with the flowers, consultin with the rain
45:00 <Maurice> While my head I'd be scratcin while my thoughts were busy hatching.. if I only had a brain
45:00 <Serenity> https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfa1/t1.0-9/31885_1417679717303_3381594_n.jpg
45:00 <Serenity> that came from his thumb
45:00 <Serenity> oh no not thumb just finger
45:00 <Serenity> https://scontent-b-hkg.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfa1/t1.0-9/31885_1417678877282_5400728_n.jpg
45:00 <Maurice> Ack
46:00 <Serenity> doc said it was from biting his nails
46:00 <Serenity> or the cutical
46:00 <Maurice> I've never been a nail biter thank fuck
46:00 <Maurice> My sister used to bite hers down to her elbow
46:00 <Serenity> hahahah
46:00 <Serenity> i used to
46:00 <Maurice> But they'd seriously be 3/4 of the way down
46:00 <Student> seems like an allergy  
46:00 <Serenity> then one day i just stopped
46:00 <Serenity> its not an allergy you stupid cunt
47:00 <Maurice> She's bite so much they'd bleed
47:00 <Maurice> She'd
47:00 <Serenity> LOl i just closed my tabs and that tranny pic was there
48:00 <Serenity> 'aw his gf is getting her dick sucked cool.'
48:00 <Serenity> hang on a minute..
48:00 <Maurice> LOL
48:00 <faux> Oh that's a huge line 
48:00 <faux> I thought it was a tint 
48:00 <faux> Tiny
48:00 <faux> Pen line 
48:00 <faux> lol
49:00 <Serenity> haha no you notice it very much
49:00 <faux> Yikes
49:00 <faux> Ouch 
49:00 <faux> I don't bite my nails thank fuck 
49:00 <faux> I chew the skin when I'm anxious but I don't rip it off anymore 
49:00 <faux> I used to be terrible Lol 
50:00 <Serenity> i used to chew them so bad
50:00 <Serenity> i cant even remember how i stopped
50:00 <faux> Same 
50:00 <faux> I just did :/
50:00 <faux> I think I got grossed out
50:00 <Maurice> My sister had that polish stuff that would taste disgusting
50:00 <Maurice> She still bit them
50:00 <Maurice> Now she gets shellac
50:00 <faux> By the thought of shit under your nails 
50:00 <Maurice> Takes effort to chew that
50:00 <Maurice> Shellac or whatever that hardening shit is
50:00 <faux> Lol
50:00 <Serenity> i had a look under my nails after i got out of the shower one night
51:00 <Serenity> with the microscope
51:00 <Serenity> i was repulsed
51:00 <Serenity> im like.. I JUST HAD A SHOWER WTF
51:00 <Maurice> Skin cells? Pubes?
51:00 <faux> I had acrylics when playing netball one game cos I had a wedding that weekend 
51:00 <Serenity> skin cells bits of fluff etc
51:00 <Serenity> was foul
51:00 <faux> And my coach got socmad she bit them off with her teeth and made me file my nails on the concrete 
51:00 <faux> The tips of my fingers were bleeding 
51:00 <Maurice> :o
51:00 <Maurice> I'd have beaten her with the ball
51:00 <faux> I dunno how she bit them.. Psycho
52:00 <Maurice> Then shoved it up her twat
52:00 <Serenity> i liked how the acrylics looked
52:00 <faux> lol
52:00 <Serenity> but you cant scratch yourseld
52:00 <Serenity> theyre so blunt
52:00 <faux> You can on the corners 
52:00 <Maurice> My fakes were terrible for itching
52:00 <Serenity> my nails are like razors
52:00 <Maurice> These ones are ok
52:00 <Serenity> freddy kruger eat your heart out
52:00 <faux> Lol
52:00 <Maurice> Specially the first couple of days
52:00 <Serenity> ask ShadowLurker lol
52:00 <faux> GO GET FINGERED BY WOLVERINE YA SLUT
52:00 <Maurice> Is his back shredded
52:00 <ShadowLurker> yeh my backs felt em a few times
52:00 <Serenity> ive shredded him ther a couple times
55:00 <fawks> https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpf1/t1.0-9/10371914_10152306687876840_6480274637387535718_n.jpg
55:00 <fawks> wanjt
55:00 <fawks> now
56:00 <simba> i love that
56:00 <dematerialised> +1
56:00 <Student> any body watched movie "blended", drew berry and adam sandler?
56:00 <simba> but ive never done it yet
56:00 <Maurice> Oh dear god
56:00 <Maurice> Now I want pizza
56:00 <simba> me 2
56:00 <fawks> i wana do te bacon one
56:00 <dematerialised> i actually made muffins using bacon as the pastry and egg as the filling
56:00 <fawks> crack an egg in it
56:00 <dematerialised> HAH
56:00 <fawks> yum
56:00 <Student> i would love to have a free pizzaaa , large size 
56:00 <fawks> was it good
56:00 <dematerialised> it was delicious
56:00 <Maurice> Or the ones that are like hashbrowns in muffin tins
56:00 <fawks> im sssssssssso doing  t
56:00 <dematerialised> some pepper on top
56:00 <Maurice> But with bacon and stuff
57:00 <fawks> tomorow
57:00 <fawks> lol
57:00 <dematerialised> i ate all six
57:00 <dematerialised> and i regret nothing
57:00 <fawks> yeah theyre like this big ..
57:00 <fawks> .
57:00 <Maurice> I have english muffins, I could make pretend mini pizzas
57:00 <Maurice> But thats a bit of effort
57:00 <fawks> i wouldn t put the tomat opaste 
57:00 <doctor> toast them with some bacon and cheddar
57:00 <Maurice> Also, it's Drew Barrymore
57:00 <Maurice> Not Drew Berry, you stupid git
58:00 <fawks> LMAO
58:00 <fawks> i just saw that
58:00 <Maurice> https://m.ak.fbcdn.net/sphotos-d.ak/hphotos-ak-xap1/t1.0-9/s526x395/10410851_902476203102579_4054831537879752501_n.jpg
58:00 <fawks> hahhaahhaha
58:00 <fawks> drew berry
58:00 <Maurice> Like a dewberry
58:00 <Maurice> If that even exists
58:00 <Student> i understand the spelling issue with the actress name, but what about the movie? 
59:00 <fawks> no
59:00 <Maurice> Oh hey, I got kiwiberries from woolies, they look like a kiwi fruit, but when you cut them they look like a red kiwi fruit
59:00 <Maurice> A mini kiwi fruit
59:00 <dematerialised> i've never seen one
59:00 <Maurice> Like, grape sized
59:00 <dematerialised> i am intruiged
59:00 <Maurice> 1 out of 3 of my kids loves them
00:00 <Maurice> And hes the only one that doesn't actually like normal kiwi fruits
00:00 <dematerialised> is that 1 kid a doctor?
00:00 <dematerialised> if so i beleeb it
00:00 <Maurice> No hes weird, he doesn't like cheese
00:00 <Maurice> Not even sure he's mine
00:00 <dematerialised> doesnt like cheese?
00:00 <dematerialised> heathen
00:00 <Maurice> Here http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Dwex9AQ8IuA/SbgegKuZ8-I/AAAAAAAADUU/nBeIESiSePU/s400/kiwiberry400-5.png
01:00 <Student> lot of green in that 
01:00 <dematerialised> saemon is asking very nicely if i can unban him
01:00 <dematerialised> i dont think i want to
01:00 <Maurice> Odd, I'm the one who banned him and he doesn't appear brave enough to msg me
02:00 <simba> i gotta say Student is bang on there
02:00 <dematerialised> that's because he knows you'd just say know
02:00 <dematerialised> unlike you i have a heart
02:00 <simba> they look pretty green to me
02:00 <dematerialised> i can talk to people
02:00 <Maurice> Yeah the ones we got were more red inside
02:00 <Maurice> But you get my point
02:00 <Maurice> Oh
02:00 <Maurice> (00:02:35) (Maurice): Yeah the ones we got were more red inside
02:00 <Maurice> (00:02:40) (Maurice): But you get my point
02:00 <Maurice> (00:02:47) *** Joins: simba ([email protected])
02:00 <Maurice> (00:02:56) (Maurice): Oh
02:00 <simba> thank u 
03:00 <dematerialised> apparently saemon would give me head if i unbanned him
03:00 <Maurice> dematerialised, I actually wouldn't even answer him
03:00 <dematerialised> that's a hard bargain
03:00 <simba> kiwi fruits are the best
03:00 <Maurice> Better unban him asap
03:00 <dematerialised> yeah i know right
03:00 <Maurice> My mum eats the skin on kiwi fruits :S
03:00 <dematerialised> cant pass that offer up
03:00 <dematerialised> eatin the skin on a kiwi fruit makes you a real man
03:00 <dematerialised> which makes me wonder about your mum
03:00 <Maurice> I think kiwi fruit is gross
03:00 <Maurice> She makes me wonder over other things than kiwi fruit skin
03:00 <Maurice> She puts salt on lemons and eats the skin
04:00 <Maurice> But so do her sisters
04:00 <dematerialised> that's new
04:00 <dematerialised> haven't heard of that one before
04:00 <Maurice> I just eat the lemon flesh without anything else
04:00 <dematerialised> tell me are they hot
04:00 <Maurice> So do my kids
04:00 <Serenity> i cant eat kiwi fruit you cunts
04:00 <Serenity> i h8 u
04:00 <Maurice> Green apples cut up with salt on them, nom
04:00 <Serenity> nom
04:00 <Serenity> salt on lemon too
04:00 <Serenity> YUM
04:00 <MrMark> i havent passed out yet so im not drunk enough
04:00 <Serenity> dad taught me both of those
04:00 <Maurice> YOU'RE AS WEIRD AS MUM
05:00 <Maurice> We were so destined to be
05:00 <Serenity> we are
05:00 <doctor> how much have you got left MrMark?
06:00 <MrMark> 2 bottles
06:00 <Serenity> i drunk 3/4 a bottle of vodka and i just want to go to bed now
06:00 <MrMark> well thats ok
06:00 <Serenity> https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfa1/t1.0-9/1381445_10152057168187947_433298340_n.jpg
06:00 <doctor> i could go for more but i've run out. so it's bedtime soon
06:00 <Serenity> yeah i ran out too
07:00 <dematerialised> sezz
07:00 <dematerialised> i want to do that
07:00 <Serenity> me too
07:00 <dematerialised> *puts oreos on next shopping list*
07:00 <Serenity> oreos are so cheap
07:00 <Student> nice bowl , yum yum
07:00 <MrMark> i never run out
08:00 <Maurice> Lol thats like ITC, Moss said he had smartie cereal, Jen said she didn't think they made it and he goes, they don't its just smarties with milk on them
08:00 <Maurice> Had to be there
10:00 <PandasDontDrive> fk me
10:00 <PandasDontDrive> um sere
10:00 <dematerialised> no thank you
10:00 <dematerialised> that's gay
10:00 <PandasDontDrive> Serenity lol
10:00 <PandasDontDrive> can i pm u dude
11:00 <Maurice> Bit poofu
11:00 <Maurice> Poofy
11:00 <dematerialised> just a little bit limp wristed
12:00 <dematerialised> saemon keeps forgetting which bikies he's mates with
12:00 <dematerialised> worst troll ever
12:00 <MrMark> anyone can pm pm me!
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> forget about Saemon
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> as I forgot about
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> some shit
14:00 <dematerialised> he did offer to deepthroat me though
14:00 <dematerialised> so i dunno
14:00 <dematerialised> i kinda like him now
14:00 <PandasDontDrive> I like you right now,
14:00 <PandasDontDrive> like I liked alch3my
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> stop fucking bitching.
15:00 <Student> and i am kinda thinking what kind of a guy are you 
15:00 <dematerialised> i'm not a guy im a bot
15:00 <dematerialised> duh
15:00 <Student> saemon giving deepthroat to a bot , well 
18:00 <BlackDevil> drinking
18:00 <BlackDevil> is fun
18:00 <Maurice> Saemon needs to run it off
18:00 <dematerialised> oh
19:00 <dematerialised> snap
19:00 <dematerialised> .gif
20:00 <Maurice> Jeepers, strands of hair stuck in my earring
35:00 <A> .
35:00 <A> ah, it still works
36:00 <simba> .
36:00 <simba> mine too
38:00 <fawks> .
38:00 <fawks> Serenity http://liptronic.com/collections/frontpage
40:00 <fawks> yum https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xap1/t1.0-9/s526x395/10436175_819461314733166_9067527679258564321_n.png
40:00 <Serenity> :o
53:00 <simba> yum faux
54:00 <Student> yawn 
55:00 <Maurice> Oh my effing gee
55:00 <Maurice> DAMON
56:00 <simba> HRM, SIMPLE...
56:00 <Student> DA MOM
56:00 <simba> TAKE EVERYTHING THAT IS UNIVERSALLY SUPREME / AWESOME / FUCKING SEXY (LEVELS EXTEEMELEY HIGH CONSIDERING METH LEVEL + MAH GENERAL AWESOMENESS IN LIFE ) N BOOM - NOT EVEN CLOSE TO HOW SPECTACULAR I AM
56:00 <Student> too much effort holding the shift key for typing capitals
57:00 <Student> yah, troll time 
57:00 <Student> happy trolling
58:00 <simba> happy birthday Student
58:00 <simba> what are u like 45
58:00 <Bastardly_One> you can always type /part Student ... fuck up
58:00 <Sponge> Student have your heard of Iggy Azalea
58:00 <simba> lol
58:00 <Maurice> faux, he's so delicious
58:00 <simba> shes cool
58:00 <fawks> agreed
58:00 <fawks> um
59:00 <fawks> did you know bonnie sings
59:00 <fawks> .. i dont like her songs lol
59:00 <fawks> but she sings
59:00 <fawks> :|
59:00 <Student> Sponge, no i have not
59:00 <Maurice> I don't know
59:00 <Maurice> Still havent watched
59:00 <fawks> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8D5vwrGhYr0
59:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Kat Graham - Put Your Graffiti On Me (Date not found) 3:03 - Category: Music - 4,852,237 views - 33,438 likes (92.1%), 2,885 dislikes (7.9%)
59:00 <fawks> no
59:00 <fawks> i mean
59:00 <fawks> like
59:00 <Maurice> But hes slurp worthy
59:00 <fawks> shes also a singer
59:00 <fawks> not in the show
59:00 <fawks> lol
59:00 <Maurice> Yeah I still don't know lol
59:00 <fawks> click that link
59:00 <Maurice> MAKE ME
00:00 <Maurice> Ok, you don't have to make me
00:00 <fawks> lol
00:00 <fawks> wah
00:00 <fawks> i dont like her songs
00:00 <Maurice> TigerLilyNats sister has met Damon
00:00 <Maurice> We fucking hate her
00:00 <Maurice> They twittere
00:00 <Maurice> -e
01:00 <fawks> yeah you told me
01:00 <fawks> bitch
01:00 <Maurice> LOL Bonnie
01:00 <Maurice> Shes up there with Glee
01:00 <fawks> lmao
01:00 <fawks> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2JYMDYdOgRk
01:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Kat Graham - "Sassy" (Official Music Video) (Feb 1, 2011) 0 - Category: Entertainment - 1,459,874 views - 8,120 likes (92.4%), 665 dislikes (7.6%)
01:00 <fawks> mirror mirror on the wall, whos the freshest one of all
01:00 <fawks> .
01:00 <fawks> a+lyrics
02:00 <fawks> k cant listen anymore
02:00 <fawks> feeefff
02:00 <simba> faux do you know that literally ew i cant song
03:00 <fawks> nah?
03:00 <simba> really i assumed you would sing it a lot
03:00 <Student> "i cant song"
03:00 <simba> it just made me think of you
03:00 <simba> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yap8Caz3acA
03:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Literally I Can't (Date not found) 0:14 - Category: People &amp; Blogs - 11,326 views - 124 likes (98.4%), 2 dislikes (1.6%)
03:00 <simba> makes**
03:00 <fawks> LOL
03:00 <simba> when i first saw it it was captioned white girl anthem w
03:00 <simba> lol
04:00 <fawks> that is something i would sing
04:00 <simba> literally ew i cant, ew
04:00 <fawks> lmao
05:00 <fawks> i love that this was one of my recommended videos
05:00 <fawks> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4fndeDfaWCg
05:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Backstreet Boys - I Want It That Way (Date not found) 3:40 - Category: Music - 96,094,718 views - 247,413 likes (97%), 7,708 dislikes (3%)
05:00 <simba> Tell Me WHy-E
05:00 <fawks> you aaaaare my fiiiyer
05:00 <fawks> the oooone
05:00 <fawks> deesiiiire
05:00 <fawks> believe when iiiiiiiii saaaaaaay
06:00 <fawks> i want it thaaaat waaaaaay
06:00 <simba> that 1 reminds me of matthew
06:00 <fawks> loll
06:00 <fawks> every pop song
06:00 <fawks> = matthew
08:00 <simba> i guess his signature song is
08:00 <simba> AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAABSOLUTELY
08:00 <simba> FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAABULOUS
08:00 <simba> that makes me think of gays so hard
08:00 <fawks> lool
08:00 <simba> and 1 other 1
08:00 <fawks> whos he obsessed with?
08:00 <fawks> madonna?
08:00 <fawks> idk he used to sing someone religiously in here
09:00 <fawks> i forgot
09:00 <fawks> baby bye bye bye 
09:00 <simba> the other song is that another night another dream but always you song
09:00 <simba> celine dion or something?
09:00 <fawks> dont wanna be a fool for you just another player in your game of two
09:00 <simba> 1 of those girls
09:00 <fawks> hmm nah i dont think celine
09:00 <fawks> idk fuckkkkk
09:00 <fawks> how annoying
09:00 <simba> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pav2f4b-1ZE
09:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Real McCoy - Another Night (Oct 24, 2009) 3:59 - Category: Music - 6,645,372 views - 24,789 likes (98.5%), 368 dislikes (1.5%)
09:00 <simba> now im playing this
09:00 <fawks> lol nice
09:00 <simba> like a Real Queen
09:00 <PandasDontDrive> I have mozza wrapped around proscuto
10:00 <PandasDontDrive> howevs u spell them
10:00 <PandasDontDrive> it so good like a magical snail pooped it out!
10:00 <fawks> prosciutto
10:00 <simba> i think this chick lux black
10:00 <fawks> or somthing
10:00 <fawks> i love this songgggggggggg
10:00 <fawks> another night another dream but always yoou
10:00 <PandasDontDrive> I will find that snail and love it, and eat it.
10:00 <fawks> its like a vision of love that seems to be trueee
10:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
10:00 <PandasDontDrive> i love u fox.
10:00 <fawks> dont
11:00 <fawks> ok i should pack my vacuum its still in my room and giving me anxiety
11:00 <fawks> brb
11:00 <simba> the guys voice is funny tho so typical
12:00 <simba> this is good gym music for all u gym heads
12:00 <simba> http://youtu.be/N8p2FHD8pws
12:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Gym (STEREO) - Pokémon Gold/Silver/Crystal (Jan 16, 2012) 1:27 - Category: Music - 3,868 views - 28 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
15:00 <fawks> aaand im back
15:00 <fawks> phew
15:00 <fawks> runawayyyyyy
15:00 <fawks> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jnM67j9So8w
15:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Real McCoy - Runaway (Aug 9, 2009) 3:53 - Category: Music - 1,463,871 views - 4,141 likes (98.1%), 80 dislikes (1.9%)
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> vacuum!
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> Doofy want vacuum
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> ahuuuuuew
17:00 <fawks> ok all these good songs
17:00 <fawks> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mfWb_60lhw0
17:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Culture Beat Mr. Vain (Date not found) 3:58 - Category: Music - 1,096,181 views - 3,686 likes (98%), 75 dislikes (2%)
17:00 <simba> lol
18:00 <simba> sounds like an excessive jam
18:00 <simba> I REMEMBER DIS
18:00 <fawks> lolll
19:00 <fawks> oh YES
19:00 <fawks> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8X-tn_8N-Ow
19:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: la bouche "be my lover" (Sep 18, 2009) 3:43 - Category: Music - 3,998,783 views - 12,427 likes (98.7%), 160 dislikes (1.3%)
20:00 <simba> FUCK U YOUTUBE
21:00 <PandasDontDrive> ilu space jam on toast
23:00 <simba> y did youtube die
24:00 <fawks> idk
25:00 <fawks> ya ya ya coco jamboooo
26:00 <simba> la la la la la it goes around the world
26:00 <simba> finally
27:00 <simba> i wanna link you to something a bit different but you might like it
27:00 <simba> find it nice and peace ful
27:00 <simba> its good fall 2 sleep music really
27:00 <simba> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j2Gppa-8hMA
27:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Burial - Truant 720p (Date not found) 11:49 - Category: Comedy - 8,191 views - 83 likes (97.6%), 2 dislikes (2.4%)
29:00 <fawks> are there vocaqls
29:00 <fawks> -q
30:00 <simba> yes
30:00 <simba> in a way
30:00 <fawks> yeah i just heard
30:00 <fawks> hmm i dont mind it, its a bit draining
30:00 <fawks> :|
30:00 <fawks> i would prob listen to it if i cbf for anything or else my mood would probz plummet lol
30:00 <simba> 4:1)
31:00 <fawks> also im really weird about repetition
31:00 <fawks> i get really angry it
31:00 <fawks> at it
31:00 <simba> lol
31:00 <simba> i understand dat
31:00 <fawks> like if i see a dude sipping a drink 100 times in a movie
31:00 <fawks> i get really angry
31:00 <fawks> lol
31:00 <fawks> its weird
31:00 <simba> i think this guy is good at always changing things just when it starts to play on your mind its happened to me in some of the longer tracks
31:00 <simba> if a track is longer than 10 mins it has to be GOOD
32:00 <fawks> yeah
32:00 <fawks> this movie
32:00 <fawks> made me SO angry
32:00 <fawks> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9xHqfOLICLE
32:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Everything Must Go movie clip - Agree to Terms (Jan 21, 2011) 1:57 - Category: Film &amp; Animation - 18,831 views - 17 likes (89.5%), 2 dislikes (10.5%)
32:00 <fawks> cos all he does is drink
32:00 <fawks> like sips from the can 100 times in a scene
32:00 <fawks> omg
32:00 <simba> lol
32:00 <A> well ................
33:00 <A> tis all I'm doin tonite
33:00 <simba> everything must go is that a good 1
33:00 <A> all I can do
33:00 <fawks> no
33:00 <fawks> its the worst movie pls dont watch it
33:00 <fawks> youll die
33:00 <fawks> its so boring
33:00 <fawks> just watch that clip and youll see how boring it is
34:00 <A> these fckn usb cards will need to sit n reset
34:00 <PandasDontDrive> chocolate milk
34:00 <A> or watever they do
34:00 <PandasDontDrive> mixed with pauls full cream milk
34:00 <PandasDontDrive> i hope paul dips his tip in it
34:00 <A> cause I even went to the trouble of redoin windows
34:00 <PandasDontDrive> make it sensual.
34:00 <A> and still no go
34:00 <PandasDontDrive> goodnight A
34:00 <A> I had this with em once b4
34:00 <PandasDontDrive> stfu cunt
35:00 <A> wheer I thought that they were gone
35:00 <A> and pulled em out
35:00 <A> n then had em sittin around fo like a week
35:00 <A> was gonnah buy new ones
35:00 <PandasDontDrive> <simba> 4:9)
35:00 <A> n then I tried em again n they worked again
35:00 <A> fckn weird shit
35:00 <PandasDontDrive> A tell Beehhh he is a stupid orange.
36:00 <A> fck beehhh
36:00 <A> like if these cards fck up .......... u gottah pull em out n let em do watever they do fo a while n reset
37:00 <A> prty hey
37:00 <A> ghey*
45:00 <fawks> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gJLIiF15wjQ
45:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Spice Girls - Wannabe (Mar 6, 2009) 3:58 - Category: Music - 61,232,261 views - 179,469 likes (95.6%), 8,336 dislikes (4.4%)
46:00 <Bastardly_One> gawd
47:00 <fawks> :D
47:00 <dematerialised> if lovin you is wrong
47:00 <dematerialised> i dont wanna be right
48:00 <fawks> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HzZ_urpj4As
48:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Michael Jackson - The Way You Make Me Feel (Oct 2, 2009) 6:44 - Category: Music - 79,001,512 views - 186,999 likes (97%), 5,690 dislikes (3%)
49:00 <fawks> hee heee
49:00 <fawks> ooooo
49:00 <fawks> go on giiiiiirl
53:00 <Bastardly_One> shhhhhhhhhhhhhh
54:00 <simba> hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhs
56:00 <A> wasabi
59:00 <A> I'm gonnah stay awake n go over to thomas dux when they open
59:00 <A> n get some cherry matoes
59:00 <A> n do that dope mato thing
03:00 <A> actually, I should have some ripe ones on mah plants
04:00 <A> I'mnah go n see
05:00 <Bastardly_One> sounds like an idea that won't work
06:00 <A> ye it does apparently
06:00 <A> I seen it on yt
08:00 <Bastardly_One> fair enough
09:00 <A> aaaaaaaaaaaaand
09:00 <A> fckn good!
09:00 <A> it's rainin
10:00 <A> I put out a container yesterday to collect some rain water
10:00 <A> fo the grafting
11:00 <A> need to let the tomato shoot soak in rain water fo a week after u cut its roots off ......... fo the grafting
13:00 <A> well ...........
13:00 <A> the seeds r in
13:00 <A> now to wait fo em
17:00 <Bastardly_One> guess you'll find out
18:00 <A> ye
19:00 <A> if it ends up workin, I'mnah let it grow till it fruits n then use THEM seeds fo new plants
23:00 <A> k, l8ers
25:00 <Bastardly_One> you off?
25:00 <Bastardly_One> later then
43:00 <Student> how are you?
57:00 <Bastardly_One> meh 5am
57:00 <Bastardly_One> suppose I am gonna try to sleep
03:00 <simba> 4,9Hrm, simple.... Take everything that is universally supreme * awesome + Fucking Sexy (Levels extremely high causing jealousy n envy from most people + mah personallity n qualities that everyone needs in their lives to use in comparison to value general bullshit in life n BOOM --- Not even possible to come close to how spectacular I am :))
40:00 <omfgbbqhax> mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
05:00 <omfgbbqhax> someone make me a coffee
10:00 <omfgbbqhax> lazy cunts
18:00 <omfgbbqhax> mmmmmmmmmmmm
10:00 <phlick> hi nikky
11:00 <Nikky`> hi phlick
16:00 <phlick> how are you on this rainy day?
17:00 <Nikky`> I'm good, enjoying being lazy tho have gym later, if I make it
17:00 <Nikky`> you
18:00 <phlick> I'm good thanks
37:00 <zaim> i hate seeing her leave
43:00 <Rak> every time she leaves is just another opportunity for her to re-enter
55:00 <SexParlour> everytime i poo myself
56:00 <Rak> does your primary caregiver clean it up?
00:00 <SexParlour> np: [Snoop Dogg-Greatest Hits-2001-FIH INT][03-snoop dogg-gin and juice.mp3]
41:00 <Mew> RIP austnet
42:00 <Rak> lest we forget
47:00 <Lumeah> when's the unplugging? 
47:00 <Lumeah> Should we all attend with our smart phones, and lappys? :p
48:00 <Lish> What's happening?
49:00 <Rak> lappys
50:00 <Fred-away> is it ending?
52:00 <Lumeah> Yeah, mew killed it with her boobs. :p
52:00 <Fred-away> lolz
52:00 <Rak> what a way to go
52:00 <Lumeah> Lol
53:00 <Doodle> they've killed before and they will kill again
53:00 <Rak> death by mew boobs sounds like a victimless crime
53:00 <Fred-away> ouch
53:00 <Fred-away> death by suffocation
54:00 <Doodle> blunt force trauma
54:00 <Rak> i would say blunt force trauma
54:00 <Rak> hahahaha
54:00 <Fred-away> hmmm snap
58:00 <Mew> hehe
58:00 <Mew> Pirate got to fondle another girls boobies last night
58:00 <Doodle> :o
58:00 <Mew> she was pretty fit too
58:00 <Doodle> was he wearing his footy shorts
59:00 <Mew> he...was LOL
59:00 <Mew> m.imgur.com/qvsFGQY
59:00 <Mew> thats her
01:00 <Rak> mmmmm sushilicious
01:00 <Mew> she had nice nips
01:00 <Fez> Hi
01:00 <Mew> has rather
02:00 <Rak> what do you define as nice?
02:00 <Fez> Hi mewface
04:00 <Mew> good shape and nip to boob ratio
04:00 <Mew> hi fezzles
05:00 <Fez> U got breasts hey.mew
05:00 <Mew> this is true
06:00 <Fez> Wanna show me?
06:00 <Mew> infact i got to play with two sets of titties that werent mine last night
06:00 <Mew> all the girls were just getting them out
07:00 <Fez> Fark
07:00 <Mew> it was awesome
07:00 <Fez> I think im on lurve
08:00 <Fez> M
12:00 <SexParlour> mew r u gay
12:00 <Mew> im curious
19:00 <Mew> i think it would be cool to fuck a girl with a dildo or some object
20:00 <Mew> and then watch pirate rail her
20:00 <Mew> but i dont think im gay
22:00 <Serenity> jebus mew
22:00 <Mew> :)
26:00 <Serenity> sounds like my idea of a sat night
27:00 <SexParlour> feeling boobs
27:00 <SexParlour> jesus
27:00 <SexParlour> fuck that
28:00 <Serenity> https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=334257403404240
31:00 <Q{> that outfit would look nice on Serenity 
31:00 <Q{> his dancing was terrible
31:00 <Serenity> i would look like one of those roast porks
31:00 <Serenity> with the string tied up
31:00 <Q{> lmao
32:00 <Q{> i didnt expect that at all 'roast porks'
33:00 <Q{> i hv always imagined u more sleek like that chick in aeon flux
33:00 <Serenity> we can pretend if you want
33:00 <Q{> http://gabtor.files.wordpress.com/2010/04/aeon_flux_2.jpg
34:00 <Serenity> yeah ill be her if you want
34:00 <Q{> http://www.tarot7.com/Gallery/Charlize/2005_aeon_flux_059.jpg
35:00 <Q{> http://tarot7.com/Gallery/Charlize/2005_aeon_flux_058.jpg
36:00 <Q{> http://www.thefancarpet.com/uploaded_assets/images/gallery/33/Aeon_Flux_523_Medium.png
38:00 <Rak> is the movie any good?
38:00 <Rak> i loved the animated mtv sewries
39:00 <Crip> https://scontent-a-nrt.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/t1.0-9/1978689_541749992606095_820201166_n.jpg
39:00 <ShadowLurker> charlize theron
40:00 <ShadowLurker> yeh its not bad
40:00 <ShadowLurker> its a bit of a thinker tho
40:00 <Q{> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5zInmil5iT4
40:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Aeon Flux (4/10) Movie CLIP - Jailbreak (2005) HD (Nov 22, 2011) 2:40 - Category: Film &amp; Animation - 63,059 views - 86 likes (91.5%), 8 dislikes (8.5%)
45:00 <Rak> the animated series was quite intellectual
47:00 <Q{> it is similar to this
47:00 <Q{> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kbGVIdA3dx0
47:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Trailer for Zardoz (1974) (Oct 10, 2006) 3:09 - Category: Film &amp; Animation - 929,442 views - 2,138 likes (96.4%), 80 dislikes (3.6%)
01:00 <Q{> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lFg21x2sj-M
01:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Giant Ant Hill Excavated (Dec 24, 2010) 3:16 - Category: Education - 3,919,432 views - 20,681 likes (98%), 424 dislikes (2%)
17:00 <Mew> the manager from IGA was at ours last night too and i just had a flashback of me saying to him 'so you know how theres always less pork mince than beef mince in the meat section.. is that because theres less mince on porks?' and him dying of laughter like Shadowgate
18:00 <Mew> im gonna call pigs porks from now on
21:00 <Student> this nick reminds me of soap 
21:00 <Mew> lolwot
22:00 <Student> the nick "fiona"
37:00 <Student> when you have to come back why you quitted ?
37:00 <Mew> english pls
42:00 <Q{> http://www.bitoffun.com/video_vault/magic-for-dogs.htm
44:00 <Student> security check at bitoffun 
45:00 <doctor> fatness is no obstacle http://i.4cdn.org/pol/1401586851153.gif
46:00 <Q{> yeh scientist are rethinking about fatness
46:00 <Student> fake gif?
47:00 <doctor> yes Student, fake...
48:00 <Student> nice video Q{
49:00 <doctor> what qualifies as unhealthy now? it seems to be unhealthy these days is a mortal sin
50:00 <Student> depends really on the level on sensitivity 
50:00 <Serenity> unhealthy these days seems to be anything thats not hebalife or veganism
50:00 <doctor> yeah it seems it
51:00 <Student> :)
51:00 <Serenity> if i could rid the world of any one group of people it would be herbalife people
52:00 <Student> less food intake by herbalife people, more food for the rest to enjoy 
53:00 <doctor> They go through a lot of food those health types. Wholefoods do go rotten quickly
54:00 <Serenity> the whole raw food people do
54:00 <Serenity> i was added to this raw facebook group. no meat and no cooked foods
54:00 <doctor> lol
54:00 <doctor> another reason to avoid facebook
55:00 <Serenity> one woman was told her 1 year old kid needed more food and some meat. and they all went on a rant about incompetant doctors and stuff
55:00 <Serenity> so..
55:00 <Student> :)
56:00 <milk> people on welfare are drug addicts
56:00 <doctor> They have facebook aps now that warn you if your facebook friends are near by so you can avoid them
56:00 <Serenity> lol really
57:00 <Student> avoiding facebook is much simpler solution 
57:00 <milk> defeats the purpose of conspicuous consumption
57:00 <beehhh> gentle giant
58:00 <doctor> Yeah, it's a real odd phenomenon this social media era
58:00 <doctor> Ill find the article
58:00 <doctor> http://www.theguardian.com/media/2014/jun/01/antisocial-networks-social-media-private-thoughts-apps-distance-online-friends-technology
59:00 <milk> hmm
59:00 <Serenity> so 'social' networking is actually making us anti-social
59:00 <Serenity> who would have thought
00:00 <milk> perfected by the Nazis with technique of tying captured English fatties to a chair and then eating a cream donut in front of them
00:00 <Doodle> uhh
00:00 <doctor> maybe it wont turn out to be all bad, people may start to rethink what their relationships with their peers actually means
01:00 <Student> may be something to do with the finances, avoid friends for now 
02:00 <doctor> if you owe them money i suppose
02:00 <Student> or you have to return the favour by "hosting" them 
02:00 <Q{> http://www.theage.com.au/world/nsa-scooping-up-millions-of-faces-from-web-images-20140601-zru86.html
04:00 <Student> mind that this app thing is not new at all, remember the "invisible mode" in icq?
04:00 <doctor> You can never fully delete your facebook page either, which is a bit concerning
04:00 <doctor> true Student
05:00 <Serenity> apparently you can if you email them
05:00 <Serenity> BUT. good luck finding a contact
06:00 <Serenity> they dont have any direct 'contact us' information
06:00 <Doodle> [email protected]
07:00 <beehhh> who wants to play
18:00 <PandasDontDrive> I want to play a little game
19:00 <PandasDontDrive> It's called, guess who's standing behind you with a fucking knife!
20:00 <Fez>  Hi
22:00 <milk> so whats all this shit about all welfare people being drugs? Its a stereotype perpetrated by government media like that Housos show
23:00 <PandasDontDrive> Who cares, spend your time wisely and read T.S. Elliot - Burn Norton, and shut up about that crap, doesn't matter.
23:00 <Q{> http://www.bitoffun.com/video_vault/going-to-flood.html
27:00 <BlackDevil> ive done that
29:00 <beehhh> all dole bladgers must go through drug tests
29:00 <beehhh> 7bucks for visitng a GP
30:00 <beehhh> no travel those have outstanding fines
30:00 <beehhh> woman found deseased with children at Darwin
31:00 <beehhh> what kind of future are you offering?
34:00 <doctor> It'll cost them too much money
35:00 <doctor> They're just trying to scare people off the d$p
35:00 <Q{> http://www.bitoffun.com/fun-stuff/images/surfing-women-bitoffun-04.jpg
35:00 <doctor> she's certainly having a bit of fun!
35:00 <Q{> http://www.bitoffun.com/fun-stuff/images/surfing-women-bitoffun-16.jpg
37:00 <Q{> nice bod huh doctor 
37:00 <Student> i am already feeling good to see her 
38:00 <Q{> u wanna eat her pussy doctor 
38:00 <doctor> lol
38:00 <Student> dirty talk , shhh
38:00 <Q{> want to rub ur face on her exquisite stomach
38:00 <doctor> do you want to watch?
39:00 <Q{> ok i watch
39:00 <Q{> u want ur hands all over her boobs huh
40:00 <Q{> u want to tear off her gstring huh
41:00 <Student> be gentle
41:00 <Student> treat her well 
43:00 <Saemon> hola
43:00 <Saemon> omg
44:00 <Saemon> how yum is mozerella cheese?
51:00 <Lish> I made the most delicious chicken and corn chowder soup
54:00 <mr_ducati> was it de-LISH
55:00 <Q{> i like to eat humans stuffed with delicious chicken and corn chowder soup
57:00 <Lish> Yes
58:00 <Q{> i like to eat humans stuffed with delicious chicken and corn chowder soup
59:00 <milk> hmmm
59:00 <Lish> Creepy
00:00 <milk> spit roasting is nicer
00:00 <TheRon> 69 dinner for 2
00:00 <omfgbbqhax> spit roast the girl only gets stuffed
04:00 <Saemon> ive always fantasized about eating the flesh of like, a hot chick
05:00 <Saemon> only in extreme circumstances though
05:00 <Saemon> like plan crash trapped in ice cave with no food
05:00 <milk> ugly ones are cleaner
05:00 <Saemon> otherwise, i woulndt be able to live with myself
05:00 <TheRon> classy
06:00 <Saemon> think about it
07:00 <Saemon> eating someone or having someone eat you
07:00 <Saemon> is like, the ultimate act of intimacy
07:00 <Saemon> when ppl say they give themselves to someone like to their lovers etc
07:00 <Saemon> its all just merely figures of speech
07:00 <Saemon> to literally ingest someone
08:00 <Saemon> is truly having them become a part of you
08:00 <Saemon> or you them, if you are the one being eaten
15:00 <TheRon> what you talkin about willis??
17:00 <Saemon> eating your spouses
17:00 <TheRon> seen the human centipede?
18:00 <Saemon> nah
18:00 <Saemon> heard its fucked up
18:00 <TheRon> not as much as you'd think
18:00 <TheRon> i watched it thinkinh i'd be freaked out, but nope
20:00 <TheRon> what the nba today?
20:00 <TheRon> watch
20:00 <Saemon> is your mother still around?
20:00 <TheRon> huh?
20:00 <Saemon> your mum
21:00 <TheRon> the boogeyman, he's coming to get you
21:00 <Saemon> i dont know how old you are
21:00 <TheRon> very much alive
21:00 <Saemon> so im asking if shes still around, in case you are like 50 or something
21:00 <Saemon> i see
21:00 <Saemon> thats good
22:00 <Saemon> cause most old people over 50 theirs mothers are not around anymore
22:00 <Saemon> cause they'd be like 140 if they were
22:00 <TheRon> i think my iq is dropping
22:00 <Saemon> lol 
22:00 <Saemon> well ok, let me get to my point
22:00 <Saemon> the reason i ask if your mother is still around
23:00 <Saemon> is because now i know that she is
23:00 <Saemon> can i ask if i can kill her?
23:00 <TheRon> not generally no
23:00 <TheRon> you are one strange cat
24:00 <Saemon> why not?
24:00 <Saemon> everyone dies
26:00 <Saemon> what
26:00 <Saemon> u think your mum is too good to die by my hands?
26:00 <Saemon> who is she, the queen?
27:00 <Saemon> gimme a break
27:00 <TheRon> wtf
27:00 <Saemon> get off ya high horse mate 
27:00 <Saemon> your shit stinks just like everybody elses
27:00 <Saemon> u aint nothin special
27:00 <Saemon> your no better than us
27:00 <TheRon> is this guy for real?
28:00 <Saemon> yeyeye is this guy for real yeyeye ye
28:00 <Saemon> stfu bitch.
29:00 <Doodle> Saemon you haven't recently discovered meth have you, by any chance?
30:00 <TheRon> i was in bed till 1 pm today
30:00 <Saemon> lol no screw that i want to retain my youthful looks
30:00 <Saemon> 1pm huh
30:00 <dematerialised> are you feeling well today Saemon
30:00 <Saemon> thats ok its a sunday
31:00 <TheRon> the nba game went into overtime
31:00 <Saemon> hrm apart of whispering voices and comes and goes from behind me but when i look there is no one there
31:00 <Saemon> im quite fine dematerialised
31:00 <dematerialised> that's good to hear, you seemed a bit upset last night
31:00 <dematerialised> i hope you have healed
32:00 <Saemon> oh yeah i was abit suicidal
32:00 <Saemon> bit it comes and goes
32:00 <TheRon> i was upset at the abysmal performnce by richmond last night
32:00 <Saemon> depression. its one hell of a condition lol
33:00 <Saemon> oh no
33:00 <Saemon> havent done laundry and laundromats are closed
34:00 <TheRon> who wins the nba title this year, heat or spurs?
34:00 <Saemon> fuck nba
34:00 <Saemon> thats so american
34:00 <Saemon> its not like australia isnt heavily influenced by american culture enough already
36:00 <Saemon> but i do like to point out that the yanks are smarter with football
36:00 <TheRon> huh?
36:00 <Saemon> thier players actually wear armor.
36:00 <TheRon> they're just chickenshit
36:00 <Saemon> helmets shoulder pads etc
36:00 <Saemon> no its not 
37:00 <Saemon> it increases the safety and longevity of the players
37:00 <Saemon> all aussie footy players wear are tight shorts and singlets
37:00 <Saemon> if you had a son
38:00 <Saemon> and hes gona play football
38:00 <Saemon> would u rather have him wear a helmet to protect him from potential concussions?
38:00 <Saemon> or would u risk him getting it with no helmet on?
38:00 <Saemon> but so he wouldnt look like a 'chickenshit' to you?
39:00 <Saemon> just* so he wouldnt look like a 'chickenshit' to you?
40:00 <Saemon> so by your logic TheRon, looking like a chickenshit is bad. you will do anything to not look like a chickenshit.
40:00 <TheRon> what drugs are you on seriously i want some
40:00 <Saemon> ok so if i had a crossbow and am aiming straight at your head, you arent gonna run or dodge, cuz that would make u look like a chickenshit, right?
40:00 <Saemon> you're gona stand there and take it, right?
41:00 <Saemon> moron.
41:00 <TheRon> i'm a kick the guy in the nuts and run kind of guy
42:00 <Saemon> heh
42:00 <Saemon> good strategy
42:00 <Saemon> i'd do that too
43:00 <Saemon> i try to avoid physical altercations
43:00 <Saemon> but when a cunt starts on me say, on a night out or something
43:00 <Saemon> the pettyness in me would make me want to hurt him, but i wouldnt want to fight him though
43:00 <Saemon> so yeah i'd do the hit n run tactic as well
43:00 <TheRiddler> hallo
44:00 <Saemon> that way, i get the satisfaction of having injured him
44:00 <TheRon> bryan drops the championship tomorrow
44:00 <Saemon> and him not haivng the chance to hurt me
44:00 <Saemon> what??
44:00 <Saemon> at Payback?
44:00 <TheRon> yep
44:00 <Saemon> man that sucks
44:00 <Saemon> i know he's just had neck surgery
44:00 <Saemon> but man
44:00 <Saemon> poor fella
44:00 <Saemon> first he's dad dies
45:00 <Saemon> then neck injury
45:00 <Saemon> then this
45:00 <TheRon> recovery time he won't wrestle at the mitb
45:00 <Saemon> well i hope they put the title back on him again
45:00 <Saemon> look at what happened with dolph
45:00 <Saemon> won the WHC, had to drop it due to injury
45:00 <TheRon> that was just wrong
45:00 <Saemon> and now he's a jobber
46:00 <Saemon> but i have to say, bryans title reign was very boring
46:00 <Saemon> granted, it wasnt for that long
47:00 <Saemon> the most interesting title reign of the past few years was only cm punks reign
50:00 <TheRon> ric flair back tomorrow or raw
57:00 <TheRon> hawks only up by 7 at half time
58:00 <A> http://www.abc.net.au/triplej/media/listen.htm?show=listen
58:00 <A> London Grammar ^
01:00 <TheRiddler> :(
01:00 <TheRiddler> inaccuracy cost the dogs
02:00 <TheRon> freo still had more shots
03:00 <TheRon> couleurs who's winning the cup?
04:00 <couleurs> geelong!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
04:00 <TheRon> not this week
04:00 <couleurs> idk
04:00 <TheRon> brazil??
04:00 <couleurs> maybe
04:00 <Saemon> unless flair is brought back to manage ziggler
04:00 <Saemon> im not interested in seeing him
05:00 <couleurs> they're 1 of the favourites i guess along with germany and spain
05:00 <TheRon> go the germans
05:00 <TheRon> so much sport this month
06:00 <TheRon> le tour, the cup, tennis, cricket footy
06:00 <couleurs> maybe argentina or uruguay 
07:00 <TheRon> seen englands accomodation? it's out in the slums
07:00 <couleurs> lol nope
07:00 <TheRon> it's budget
07:00 <couleurs> maybe they will do well for once
08:00 <TheRon> who knows
08:00 <couleurs> have to see them play their first games
08:00 <TheRon> the aussies better beat chile
08:00 <couleurs> doubt it
08:00 <TheRon> i know
08:00 <couleurs> chile nearly beat germany
09:00 <couleurs> but all the squads are different now... have to wait and see them play
09:00 <couleurs> friendlies don't mean shit most of the time
09:00 <TheRon> practice games this week
09:00 <couleurs> hope it's good
10:00 <couleurs> last few have sucked
10:00 <couleurs> south africa was shit
10:00 <TheRon> who de we play?
10:00 <MegaA> we were just atlking about that
10:00 <TheRon> piechtenstein or someone?
10:00 <MegaA> we play chile 1st match
10:00 <MegaA> spain
10:00 <MegaA> and netherlands
11:00 <MegaA> so we have a hard  draw
11:00 <TheRon> we know that, we get a friendly there first
11:00 <MegaA> oh
11:00 <MegaA> we play a division 2 team there in the friendly
11:00 <TheRon> damn
11:00 <MegaA> they could probably beat us the divi 2 brazilian side
12:00 <milk> I think the government should make it illegal for rich people to go to the pub
12:00 <TheRon> i miss the absolute dives
12:00 <milk> you know, make it so you have to show your centrelink ID at eth door
13:00 <MegaA> you miss the dives>?
13:00 <MegaA> nobody likes the dives man
13:00 <TheRon> i do
13:00 <TheRon> in my uni days there was this awesome bar
14:00 <MegaA> man you are watchinhg the wron g sport
14:00 <MegaA> you shoudl be watchiong greg llouganis then
15:00 <simba> hes a geelong man thats y he doesnt mind diving ;D
16:00 <TheRon> matty lloyd the best diver
16:00 <TheRon> hows the gws doing?
17:00 <MegaA> lol
17:00 <MegaA> blody geelong
17:00 <MegaA> i hope they go down to port
17:00 <TheRon> you know nothing
18:00 <MegaA> well i wouldn;t say nothing
18:00 <MegaA> i don
18:00 <MegaA> i dont know much but i do know a fe wthings - iw ouldn;t say i know nothing at all - and one thing i know is that i know i want Geelong to go down to Port Melbourne next weekend.
18:00 <TheRon> see nothing
19:00 <simba> do u follow VFL and not AFL MegaA
19:00 <MegaA> yeah
19:00 <MegaA> don;t like the afl simba i prefer the vfl
19:00 <MegaA> it has many benefits that the afl doesn;t
19:00 <simba> u follow port melb?
19:00 <MegaA> simba - love port melbourne - member there
19:00 <TheRon> sinking cans on the ground??
19:00 <simba> i heard theyre the only team left that hasnt been sucked up by an afl team 
20:00 <TheRon> i reckon he does for frankston
20:00 <MegaA> nah port melbourne not frankston - carn the borough
20:00 <TheRon> well done you know they're the borough
21:00 <TheRon> who coaches port melbourne?
21:00 <MegaA> simba - theirs afew stand alone teams now - williamstown kickd out footscray so their alone now, theirs also coburg who got rid of richmond, theirs frankston, port and bendigo are all stand alone. In the coming years there wil eb more stand alone teams
21:00 <MegaA> Ron - Gary Ayres.
21:00 <TheRon> wd
21:00 <TheRon> i'm impressed
21:00 <simba> oic
21:00 <simba> coburg arent affiliated 2 richmond any more  why ?
22:00 <MegaA> well they got sick of the interferance from richmond
22:00 <TheRon> richmond and other teams are following the geelong setup
22:00 <MegaA> coz coburg want to win games and richmond just want to use them to get their players fit
22:00 <MegaA> when they are stand alone they have more say in how they run their club
22:00 <simba> so theyre making a richmond reserves ?
22:00 <MegaA> yeah richmond reseves plays in the vfl
22:00 <TheRon> already done
23:00 <MegaA> they are not doing too well though
23:00 <simba> OIC
23:00 <MegaA> they have got flogged a couple of times.
24:00 <simba> so they have two magpies in collingwood and williamstown
24:00 <simba> and two tigers in coburg and ricmond
24:00 <TheRon> seagulls
25:00 <MegaA> nah
25:00 <TheRon> mew i need boobs stat
25:00 <MegaA> richmond no longer has any affiliation with coburn and collingwood left williamstown ages ago.
25:00 <simba> i know but their emblems
25:00 <Mew> 50ccs of breast doctor
25:00 <simba> like williamstown are still black and white
25:00 <MegaA> oh yeah their is two tigers yeah with coburg and richmond
26:00 <simba> i thought they always wanted 2 avoid something like that
26:00 <MegaA> simba williamstown has never been black and white they are blue and yellow.
26:00 <simba> oh wat
26:00 <simba> i thought they were colliingwoods old reserves
26:00 <simba> before they made their own
27:00 <MegaA> they were but collingwood left them ages ago
27:00 <TheRon> little red corvette, baby you're ,much too fast
28:00 <simba> such a messy situation the clubs have with reserves
28:00 <TheRon> they've worked out a reserves comp actually works
29:00 <MegaA> simba why you think that ?
29:00 <TheRon> dunno about you, i like curtain raiser games
29:00 <MegaA> yeah you can go early
29:00 <MegaA> have a few and watch the match
29:00 <TheRon> cuts down bar time a bit though
31:00 <simba> because some clubs naturally can accomodate it like geelong and port and some have to completely fabricate it like the crows and some of those vic sides and it messes with the comps theyre in.. the expansion/state clubs make it impossible to have any proper reserves comp unless they just dump them in with proper clubs 
31:00 <A> bbiab
32:00 <couleurs> bbbbbbbbbbiabbbbbbbbbbbbbbb
32:00 <simba> lol giants r in front
32:00 <TheRon> nice
33:00 <MegaA> well
33:00 <MegaA> in vic it has worked well haveing the reseves playing along side the vfl clubs
33:00 <simba> hit the post tbh
33:00 <simba> Good Review
33:00 <MegaA> like williamstown and port are doing well despite being ut up against the afl reserves
33:00 <TheRon> get rid of the review
34:00 <TheRon> it doesn't help
34:00 <simba> it did then TBH
34:00 <TheRiddler> the review needs adjustments
34:00 <MegaA> now for gws and goldcoast teh siolution might be to play their 2nds up against the best league in that state but i feel it might be too one sided if they go there. They will probably kill it
34:00 <TheRiddler> giants now in front
34:00 <TheRon> a kneejerk reaction to tom hawkins in a grand final
35:00 <simba> MegaA i have no idea what theyd do in WA and the SANFL has become a bit of a joke
36:00 <MegaA> simba sanfl is actually pretty strong
36:00 <MegaA> they have a good following from the public
36:00 <TheRiddler> eagles n freo have now their own reserve sides
36:00 <TheRon> more people went to an aldinga game that the sanfl all year
36:00 <simba> yea sanfl crowds are pretty shit
36:00 <simba> and its not very relevent here
36:00 <MegaA> this year is the 1st year simba that the crowd and port adelaide 2nds are playing in the sanfl along side the other sides.
36:00 <simba> and adding a fake crows team didnt help
36:00 <simba> i know
37:00 <simba> giants by 11!!
37:00 <MegaA> sanfl crowds are pretty good man - its the best suipported league outside the afl.
37:00 <simba> is that still true today?
37:00 <simba> im not so sure,,,
37:00 <MegaA> yeah
37:00 <simba> if thats true the VFL crowds must be fucking shocking
38:00 <MegaA> simba some vfl crowds are only in their hundreds
38:00 <TheRon> MegaA: see the housewives delights?
38:00 <MegaA> bnot sure what you are talking about ron
38:00 <simba> Cripes
38:00 <MegaA> port averages like 1.5 k
38:00 <TheRon> on the footy show, they're cucumbers
38:00 <MegaA> frankston gets good crowds
38:00 <MegaA> but like ballarat only gets like 3, 4oo max
38:00 <TheRon> no batteries required
39:00 <omfgbbqhax> bed time
39:00 <omfgbbqhax> night
40:00 <TheRiddler> dogs vfl team gets 3k 
40:00 <TheRiddler> atleast
40:00 <MegaA> dogs are doing well
41:00 <MegaA> but thats probably helped by the open gates / free entry alot of the lower class local residents look for cheap forms of entertainment
41:00 <simba> but what do these fans of these clubs think about the league being bastardised by the afl
41:00 <simba> people are like you boycotting the afl
41:00 <MegaA> which league ?
41:00 <simba> vfl,,
42:00 <TheRon> i thought gws would get smashed today
42:00 <simba> i put money on the gold coast :(
42:00 <simba> fucking crows!!!!!!!!
42:00 <TheRon> mistake there
43:00 <MegaA> alot of the old vfa fans don;t like the afl being associated with tehm but theirs others that like their side ocmpeting against the afl clubs... SOme see it is a afl 2nds competitiom. The verdict is split between wether people like it or not. Personally I like the fact that my side can compete aginst afl sides and take them on. Its great but i don;t speak on behalf of the masses.
43:00 <simba> man that would be right, turning the vfl into afl reserves lol
44:00 <simba> a lot of port fans dont mind the idea of joining the vfl
44:00 <simba> anything to get away from the afl
44:00 <simba> i mean sanfl
44:00 <TheRiddler> afl reserve clubs aren't exactly dominating the compitition
44:00 <simba> we are XD
45:00 <MegaA> yeah the team that is on top is a stand laone vfl side
45:00 <MegaA> and 2nd is a composite side - composite vfl and afl side
45:00 <TheRiddler> yeah
46:00 <TheRiddler> I dont think the afl reserve sides have managed to make finals even
46:00 <TheRiddler> or they get eliminated quickly by affiliate clubs
47:00 <TheRiddler> like north ballarat
48:00 <TheRiddler> however because of bombers bendigo is now struggling to stay in the comp
48:00 <MegaA> yeah but bendigo wanted it though
48:00 <TheRiddler> oh
48:00 <MegaA> they have the backing of tyhe public but they just cant make a good side
48:00 <MegaA> like teh community is behind them and they have good numebrs of membershuips
48:00 <TheRon> the gold try so hard
49:00 <robot> anyone seen 'non stop'?
49:00 <MegaA> yeha they try
49:00 <MegaA> they are a young side
49:00 <MegaA> and haven;t won in a season and a half must be hard for them
49:00 <TheRiddler> sad
51:00 <simba> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jIxtKCAkokw
51:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: No! It wasn't me, It was the one armed man. (Date not found) 0:06 - Category: Education - 19,907 views - 80 likes (96.4%), 3 dislikes (3.6%)
51:00 <TheRon> mew cook me some eggs
52:00 <robot> no
52:00 <robot> mew
52:00 <robot> cook me some eggs
52:00 <omfgbbqhax> mews eggs are cooked
54:00 <TheRon> damn it i'll have cook my own omlette
56:00 <MegaA> what a hard life you have !
57:00 <couleurs> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gjcyUjXwH_4
57:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: GoPro - Full wash cycle in a dishwasher (Date not found) 4:35 - Category: People &amp; Blogs - 39,424 views - 160 likes (93.6%), 11 dislikes (6.4%)
57:00 <TheRon> it works on once were warriors
57:00 <couleurs> F*ck Y*ah!!!!!!!!!!!
58:00 <TheRon> simba gws a chance?
59:00 <TheRon> don't go breaking my heart........
00:00 <omfgbbqhax> i did a massive fart
00:00 <TheRon> better out than in
01:00 <MegaA> their  goes the ozone layer
05:00 <Bastardly_One> evening freaks, losers, miscreants, scumbags, drug and booze addled morons
05:00 <Bastardly_One> and the rest of you
06:00 <omfgbbqhax> what about the awesome people?
06:00 <Student> evening (from the rest of us)
07:00 <Bastardly_One> what about the awesome people?
07:00 <Bastardly_One> like there's any here 
07:00 <Bastardly_One> pfffft
07:00 <Mew> you put all that effort into a personalised greeting and Saemon doesnt even respond
07:00 <Mew> how rude
07:00 <Bastardly_One> ikr?!
08:00 <Mew> r.
08:00 <Bastardly_One> I've been told I don't say hello
08:00 <omfgbbqhax> mew hows the eggs
08:00 <Bastardly_One> just come in and make normal conversation so I'm trying
09:00 <Bastardly_One> house inspection tomorrow apparently
09:00 <Mew> who the hell whinges about a dumb thing like you saying hello LOL
09:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm too argumentive apparently
09:00 <Bastardly_One> I think that's a load of shit 
10:00 <Bastardly_One> :D
10:00 <Mew> well then
11:00 <Mew> its def chai latte time
11:00 <clusiana> yes please
11:00 <Bastardly_One> am I argumentive?
11:00 <clusiana> as long as its the powder
11:00 <clusiana> and not that shitty syrup
11:00 <Bastardly_One> I am not fucking argumentive
12:00 <Mew> like you look for arguments?
12:00 <Bastardly_One> I guess
13:00 <Bastardly_One> and I'm not that opinionated ... I'll tell anyone who thinks I am otherwise ;)
13:00 <Mew> i dont think so, you harmlessly stir the pot occasionally thats all ive seen
13:00 <couleurs> did everyone buy GT6 and FiFa14 today?????
13:00 <Mew> NOPE
13:00 <omfgbbqhax> boobies
13:00 <couleurs> aw
14:00 <Mew> cos i have 0 consoles in my life :'(
14:00 <Mew> rip ps3
14:00 <Bastardly_One> I agree Mew
14:00 <TheRiddler> I forgot
14:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm harmless
14:00 <couleurs> :'(
14:00 <Bastardly_One> and yeah I have to start again couleurs
14:00 <Bastardly_One> guess what I accidently did?
14:00 <Student> :)
14:00 <Bastardly_One> you know the new ... whatever the new vision is?
14:00 <couleurs> delete every thing
15:00 <Bastardly_One> I accidently purchased it ... a mil down the drain
15:00 <couleurs> lol
15:00 <couleurs> i haven't played for a while now
15:00 <couleurs> i think i'm on around 900k
15:00 <Bastardly_One> there's a new update
15:00 <Bastardly_One> Anton Senna stuff
16:00 <couleurs> cool
16:00 <Bastardly_One> and a new vision car
16:00 <couleurs> what is it?
16:00 <Bastardly_One> but ... that's what I accidently double clicked
16:00 <couleurs> it's not free?
16:00 <Bastardly_One> and can't remember
16:00 <Bastardly_One> obviously not
16:00 <couleurs> that's so lame
16:00 <couleurs> the bmw one owns
16:00 <Bastardly_One> if I accidently spent over a mill on it
16:00 <couleurs> the merc one sux
18:00 <couleurs> ps4 is falling in price already
18:00 <couleurs> saw a one day special... $439 or something
19:00 <Bastardly_One> really?
19:00 <Bastardly_One> that's alright
19:00 <couleurs> lol at those people who bought the original ps3 for like $999
19:00 <Bastardly_One> I want to be exactly $500 in the clear before I get one 
19:00 <Bastardly_One> if that makes sense
19:00 <Serenity> mew
19:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm kind of saving for one
19:00 <Serenity> thank pirate once again for that amp he sent us
19:00 <couleurs> yeah it might go $399 after E3
20:00 <Serenity> makes my ruby much noisey
20:00 <Mew> haha will do
20:00 <Serenity> paul just put it in my car
20:00 <Serenity> far out
20:00 <Mew> i think we nearly blew ours last night
20:00 <Mew> it hammers?
21:00 <Serenity> fuck yeah
21:00 <Serenity> you can hear my car coming blocks away
21:00 <Serenity> makes the windows in the house rattle now
21:00 <Serenity> (when you pull up)
21:00 <Mew> is it the Cadence one?
22:00 <Mew> with the blue lights?
22:00 <Student> gasoline fueled car?
22:00 <Mew> or am i thinking of a diff one
22:00 <Serenity> um
22:00 <Serenity> i think its got blue lights
23:00 <Mew> one of our friends became a stripper for a while and her stripper name was Caidence
24:00 <Student> nice friend :)
24:00 <Mew> she is nice yes
25:00 <omfgbbqhax> any stripper is a friend of mine
27:00 <Bastardly_One> that was good timing 
28:00 <Bastardly_One> this Motley Crue crap I'm listening to (and enjoying)
28:00 <Bastardly_One> is up to Girls, Girls, Girls
28:00 <Bastardly_One> heh
28:00 <simba> heeeeeeeeeh
29:00 <couleurs> *lol*
29:00 <simba> *Yawns*
30:00 <couleurs> might play FiFa 2 nite
30:00 <simba> same
31:00 <simba> http://uploaded.net/file/s0jk7vqa 142mb for 2 tracks f** yea flac fil*s
31:00 <Bastardly_One> I might think about going to school tomorrow
31:00 <Bastardly_One> who wants to take bets?
31:00 <robot> yay
40:00 <Bastardly_One> oh
40:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah!
40:00 <Bastardly_One> kickstart my heart 
40:00 <Bastardly_One> hope it never stops
49:00 <simba> http://media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com/736x/cc/06/e5/cc06e59fee00e6e39768d3e6ac8f6b05.jpg
50:00 <Sponge> that's a meaty cock
56:00 <robot> Mew
56:00 <robot> where's dessert
57:00 <Mew> in my pants
58:00 <robot> mew.
59:00 <norti> lololol
00:00 <Bastardly_One> oh my gosh!
00:00 <Doodle> :o
01:00 <Mew> robot.
01:00 <robot> i want lemon pudding
02:00 <simba> lol
02:00 <simba> its the.. cock of a nigga its the girth of his dick
02:00 <robot> lol
02:00 <Serenity> god im bored
02:00 <Doodle> go have a wank sezz
02:00 <robot> watch a movie Serenity
02:00 <Bastardly_One> so am I
02:00 <Serenity> nou!
02:00 <Doodle> ok
02:00 <Doodle> bbl
02:00 <robot> everyone is so sexual
02:00 <Bastardly_One> but there's plenty I could be doing
02:00 <Bastardly_One> I just don't want to do any of it 
02:00 <Serenity> drunk myself sober last night what a disappointment
03:00 <couleurs> may i recommend 2 and a half men or big bang theory very funny tv shows to watch
03:00 <Bastardly_One> and I can't clean the fucking house if the housemate is still asleep
03:00 <Bastardly_One> we've a house inspection tomorrow apparently
03:00 <Bastardly_One> and yeah I smoked myself straight
03:00 <Bastardly_One> what time did you fuck off?
03:00 <Bastardly_One> I lost interest in the crap in here pretty early
03:00 <Serenity> just before midnjight
03:00 <Serenity> midnight
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> cool
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> kill your housemate already
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> vape his ass to death.
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> and then kill yourself, it'll make an awesome 60 Minutes episode Bastardly_One.
04:00 <simba> cum on him
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> *nods*
04:00 <Bastardly_One> I've fucking vaccum outside his down in a min
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> lmao
04:00 <simba> cumming is a dream
05:00 <Bastardly_One> outside his what?
05:00 <Doodle> O_o
05:00 <Bastardly_One> outside his room
05:00 <Bastardly_One> what has down to do with it?
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> "Tip the Earths axis, they said?"
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> hahahahahahaha
06:00 <simba> Hahahahahahaha.
06:00 <Saemon> <PandasDontDrive> and then kill yourself, it'll make an awesome 60 Minutes episode Bastardly_One.
06:00 <Saemon> ^
06:00 <Saemon> ^^
06:00 <Saemon> ^^^
06:00 <Saemon> A to the fucking Men to that.
06:00 <Mew> hahahahahahahahahahahaha
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> "NASA can't afford a billion dollars worth of fuel to send you home?"
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> "soz mate!"
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> ahahahahaha
06:00 <Mew> hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
06:00 <Doodle> :/
07:00 <Saemon> LOL
07:00 <simba> "Spot of tea for ya missus guvna?" "Nah thanks!"
07:00 <simba> Hahahahahahahahahahaha.
07:00 <Mew> im not really laughing Doodle
07:00 <PandasDontDrive> AHAHAHAHAHAHA
07:00 <couleurs> *nods*
07:00 <Mew> btw
07:00 <Doodle> me either
07:00 <simba> HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
07:00 <PandasDontDrive> Haw Haw The Next Generation
07:00 <simba> "Hrm, simple"
07:00 <Mew> hahahahahahahaha
08:00 <PandasDontDrive> "I chemist i idiot"
08:00 <PandasDontDrive> cant fake that shiz!
08:00 <Doodle> what is going on
08:00 <PandasDontDrive> we
08:00 <simba> Whats the matter, Doodle.... too deep for you?
08:00 <PandasDontDrive>  r goin' on u soon ;D
08:00 <PandasDontDrive> LMAO
08:00 <PandasDontDrive> Nothing beetz waking up in the morning with a nice fat..
08:00 <PandasDontDrive> Mew said it best.
08:00 <A> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KuX_xwghhsw
08:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Lana Del Rey - Shades of Cool (Official Audio) (Date not found) 5:29 - Category: Music - 2,026,583 views - 52,178 likes (98.4%), 830 dislikes (1.6%)
09:00 <Doodle> croissant?
09:00 <couleurs> Yum
09:00 <Serenity> hey Saemon
09:00 <Serenity> whats with sending people abusive messages after youve been banned
10:00 <Doodle> he's gone to empty his piss jug
10:00 <PandasDontDrive> yummy cum mornings at Dumpling King
10:00 <Mew> hahahahahahahahaha
11:00 <couleurs> Lana Del Gey
11:00 <PandasDontDrive>  <Mew> how good is waking up with cock in you <Mew> how good is waking up with cock in you <Mew> how good is waking up with cock in you <Mew> how good is waking up with cock in you <Mew> how good is waking up with cock in you <Mew> how good is waking up with cock in you <Mew> how good is waking up with cock in you <Mew> how good is waking up with cock in you <Mew> how good is waking up with 
11:00 <PandasDontDrive> cock in you <Mew> how good is waking up with cock in you <Mew> how good is waking up with cock in you <Mew> how good is waking up with cock in you <Mew> how good is waking up with cock in you <Mew> how good is waking up with cock in you
11:00 <Doodle> o dear
11:00 <Serenity> o.O
11:00 <couleurs> ps4!!!!!!!
11:00 <Doodle> i cant say thats ever happened to me
11:00 <Bastardly_One> PieterPanda is in the house
11:00 <Doodle> unless you mean in my hand
11:00 <Bastardly_One> ^
11:00 <dematerialised> Panda are you peaking m8
11:00 <PandasDontDrive> Bastardly_One, go for a walk
11:00 <dematerialised> you might need a cone
12:00 <couleurs> ps4!!!!!!! ps4!!!!!!! ps4!!!!!!! ps4!!!!!!! ps4!!!!!!! ps4!!!!!!! ps4!!!!!!! ps4!!!!!!! ps4!!!!!!! ps4!!!!!!! ps4!!!!!!! ps4!!!!!!! ps4!!!!!!! ps4!!!!!!! ps4!!!!!!! ps4!!!!!!! ps4!!!!!!! ps4!!!!!!! ps4!!!!!!! 
12:00 <PandasDontDrive> what're you now the Sensible Police
12:00 <Mew> hes on a one way trip to bipolarland
12:00 <Bastardly_One> lol 
12:00 <simba> 19:39:48 <@Serenity> hey Saemon
12:00 <simba> 19:39:56 <@Serenity> whats with sending people abusive messages after youve been banned
12:00 <Bastardly_One> is that like Tommy Land?
12:00 <simba> tell the truth Saemon
12:00 <dematerialised> yeah saemon
12:00 <PandasDontDrive> you're the population of Fuck City, Bastardly_One. Don't fucking talk about me. Great White Addict with his Morphine Addicted Flatmate.
12:00 <dematerialised> i was very hurt last night
12:00 <dematerialised> and you frightened me with your threats
12:00 <Bastardly_One> Oh Saemon has been going on for 2 nights straight with notices
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> Bastardly_One, do some more of you, gaining confidence from irc.
13:00 <Doodle> oh is that what that was
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> stop hating on Saemon
13:00 <simba> i want Saemon to be hoenst with everybody 
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> fuck that punk
13:00 <Doodle> why start now
13:00 <Bastardly_One> Mew, you were right
13:00 <ShadowLurker> HE WONT
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> but you're just as bad Bastardly_One
13:00 <ShadowLurker> -caps
13:00 <ShadowLurker> hes a compulsive liar
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> you jump on the wagon, when you're a fucking liar
13:00 <Doodle> ^
13:00 <ShadowLurker> he doesnt know what the truth is
13:00 <Mew> i called it yesterday because he was all hyper irc happy, the breakdown was surely on the horizon
13:00 <simba> hes just scared of people
13:00 <simba> like so many of them
13:00 <Doodle> lol Mew
13:00 <dematerialised> whenever he threatens to get his comanchero/angels/mongrels mates to bash me
14:00 <dematerialised> i genuinely fear for my life and safety
14:00 <dematerialised> i have the police on speed-dial
14:00 <PandasDontDrive> dematerialised isnt it um comancheries
14:00 <Mew> its like clockwork now
14:00 <Doodle> mates?
14:00 <PandasDontDrive> or something
14:00 <simba> he has no bikie mates he just loves the idea of bikies
14:00 <ShadowLurker> i see josh is ragin at someone else tonight
14:00 <Mew> the panda cycles
14:00 <PandasDontDrive> not ragine ShadowLurker
14:00 <PandasDontDrive> just saying to Bastardly_One to shut up
14:00 <ShadowLurker> im seeing a pattern here
14:00 <ShadowLurker> maybe its not them
14:00 <ShadowLurker> maybe its you
14:00 <Serenity> WHAT ABOUT MEEEE
14:00 <Serenity> IT ISNT FAIRRR
14:00 <dematerialised> maybe it's mabelline
14:00 <PandasDontDrive> it's watevs
15:00 <Serenity> IVE HAD ENOUGH NOW I WANT MY SHAREEE
15:00 <Serenity> CAANT YOU SEEEEEEEE
15:00 <ShadowLurker> lol
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> aaaaaaaahahahahaha
15:00 <Serenity> I WANT TO LIVE
15:00 <Doodle> SARAH GO AND HAVE A WANK
15:00 <Mew> happy sad happy sad happy sad, bipolar?
15:00 <Serenity> im cooking dinner ok
15:00 <Bastardly_One> I need to shut up? ... huhuhuhuhuhu
15:00 <Doodle> :/
15:00 <Serenity> not ready to rub me rough spot yet
15:00 <Doodle> fine
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> Mew honey you dont know what bi polar is but im not gonna argue with u
15:00 <Doodle> be like that
15:00 <dematerialised> wait, mew knows what bipolar is
15:00 <dematerialised> i like her
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> cause it's not that time
15:00 <Mew> hahahahahaha
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> Bastardly_One, please don't do that shit dude
15:00 <Bastardly_One> PieterPanda 
16:00 <PandasDontDrive> that shit.
16:00 <ShadowLurker> im not gunna argue but just listen to me while i argue my point some more
16:00 <PandasDontDrive> Na masse
16:00 <Bastardly_One> oh my gosh!
16:00 <Doodle> why do you cunts have to do this every night?
16:00 <ShadowLurker> (y)
16:00 <PandasDontDrive> Go for another walk dude
16:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah Doodle WHY?
16:00 <marklar> hi
16:00 <simba> Why?
16:00 <PandasDontDrive> or start sucking up Serenity's fucking arse again
16:00 <dematerialised> lol panda
16:00 <dematerialised> are you getting a bit upset
16:00 <PandasDontDrive> or apologising to Maurice.
16:00 <ShadowLurker> there a common denominator here
16:00 <PandasDontDrive> naw
16:00 <ShadowLurker> they need to calm down or leave
17:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... he's seriously lost
17:00 <Mew> take a chill pill m8
17:00 <PandasDontDrive> just putting this guy in his place
17:00 <PandasDontDrive> ammount of shit you say about Saemon b1
17:00 <Bastardly_One> you're not putting me anywhere 
17:00 <ShadowLurker> i thought you werent gunna argue
17:00 <PandasDontDrive> and we've all seen your shit.
17:00 <ShadowLurker> why are you still going
17:00 <PandasDontDrive> you come back the next day and apologise and suck up
17:00 <Bastardly_One> poor PieterPanda
17:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... I do?
17:00 <ShadowLurker> LOOOL
17:00 <Bastardly_One> you're deluded
17:00 <PandasDontDrive> the last week I've seen you suck up so much like you were hoggindosh a fucking bluewhale dick.
18:00 <ShadowLurker> what
18:00 <PandasDontDrive> You're the one studying to get more money from centerlink, Bastardly_One.
18:00 <Bastardly_One> this would be funny if not so pathetic
18:00 <PandasDontDrive> graphic design
18:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
18:00 <PandasDontDrive> LOL
18:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck yeah! jealous?
18:00 <Bastardly_One> graphic design now is it?
18:00 <PandasDontDrive> you will never make it in that field.
18:00 <Bastardly_One> you sad little man
18:00 <PandasDontDrive> it's what you said you were taking.
18:00 <Doodle> will you stop wibbling on like some sort of girl who's trying to have a period
18:00 <PandasDontDrive> my brother works for another firm now, good firm, been there dude
19:00 <PandasDontDrive> still has to find other work to keep the money coming
19:00 <Bastardly_One> I do things to keep myself occupied and I might learn from ... not because I have to 
19:00 <PandasDontDrive> fuck are you doing Bastardly_One, I like when you come on here and bitch about your class and how much better you are than others
19:00 <A> ah, cometh tomoz
19:00 <Bastardly_One> can you just fuck up and try harder elsewhere you're boring
19:00 <A> n I'mnah fix that leak
19:00 <PandasDontDrive> and  how the teacher knows nothing
19:00 <ShadowLurker> wah wah wah youre a centerlink cheat wah - says the dole bludger
19:00 <PandasDontDrive> Like you know anything, Raven Wolf.
19:00 <simba> its awkward how obvious u make it when u attack someones personal life so specifically that u r a bit jealous 
20:00 <PandasDontDrive> Bastardly_One, I'm just doing what you do to Saemon.
20:00 <Bastardly_One> it's clear simba
20:00 <PandasDontDrive> to you*
20:00 <Bastardly_One> I agree actually on that simba
20:00 <ShadowLurker> right simba
20:00 <dematerialised> ^
20:00 <ShadowLurker> its clear as day
20:00 <simba> its just awkward to read!!
20:00 <Bastardly_One> it's why I gave up on Saemon
20:00 <ShadowLurker> its shameful
20:00 <dematerialised> i totally dont care about you enough to know everythign about you
20:00 <dematerialised> !
20:00 <Bastardly_One> got embarrassing ya know?
20:00 <partay> PandasDontDrive you desperately need to get laid
20:00 <simba> lol
21:00 <dematerialised> he's tried
21:00 <dematerialised> but he keeps leaving bruises instead
21:00 <dematerialised> :3
21:00 <PandasDontDrive> <3
21:00 <PandasDontDrive> ino it's so hard
21:00 <dematerialised> old habits die hard
21:00 <PandasDontDrive> lolz
21:00 <PandasDontDrive> i could never get a nice girl :/
21:00 <Bastardly_One> oh
21:00 <Bastardly_One> dematerialised 1
21:00 <ShadowLurker> lol get laid
21:00 <ShadowLurker> who are you kidding
21:00 <PandasDontDrive> i could lay down but
21:00 <Bastardly_One> that wasn't bad dematerialised 
22:00 <couleurs> :)
22:00 <Mew> have a cig bro
22:00 <PandasDontDrive> ps4!!!
22:00 <simba> brb cig
22:00 <A> ye, a cig
22:00 <couleurs> ps4!!!!!!! ps4!!!!!!! ps4!!!!!!! ps4!!!!!!! ps4!!!!!!! ps4!!!!!!! ps4!!!!!!! ps4!!!!!!! ps4!!!!!!! ps4!!!!!!! ps4!!!!!!! ps4!!!!!!! ps4!!!!!!! ps4!!!!!!! ps4!!!!!!! ps4!!!!!!! ps4!!!!!!! ps4!!!!!!! ps4!!!!!!! 
22:00 <Mew> ohhhhh caramel latte
23:00 <couleurs> huh i want a caramel latte
23:00 <couleurs> F8ck
23:00 <dematerialised> it's pretty good
23:00 <couleurs> `ban dematerialised 4 caramel latte comment
23:00 <Doodle> feightck?
23:00 <dematerialised> water was too hot though
23:00 <simba> i want a white mocha they own!!!
23:00 <A> BUUUUUURRRRRRRRRP
23:00 <couleurs> Sk8er Boi
24:00 <couleurs> -- Anvil Lasagne
24:00 <Doodle> lolol
24:00 <TheRiddler> http://www.playbuzz.com/arielb10/what-element-are-you
24:00 <couleurs> cool a quiz
24:00 <simba> You are... Pollock!
24:00 <simba> The craziest element.
24:00 <Doodle> /wrists
25:00 <couleurs> Nooooooooooooooooo!
25:00 <Doodle> hot
27:00 <SexParlour> cunt
27:00 <Bastardly_One> Anton Senna can suck a dick
27:00 <SexParlour> that voice show is a crock of shit
27:00 <A> "I wanna do somethin different with u"
27:00 <SexParlour> fucking tryhards
27:00 <Bastardly_One> his races are hard(ish)
27:00 <A> that's wat I was told 19 yrs ago ^
28:00 <A> and prolly y I am the way I am today
28:00 <couleurs> Senna is dead...
29:00 <SexParlour> senna likes a cock in her asshole
29:00 <ShadowLurker> ps4 sponsored by centerlink
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> <Bastardly_One> Anton Senna can suck a dick
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> you fucking kidding?
29:00 <SexParlour> then she likes it when u blow on her moot 
29:00 <Bastardly_One> no
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> you're some stupid person
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> How can you round it off like that b1
29:00 <Bastardly_One> Anton Senna *can* go suck a dick
29:00 <couleurs> also he was the best F1 driver ever so i guess it's hard on purpose thank u
29:00 <Bastardly_One> his races suck and I'm not winning them
29:00 <SexParlour> element is a faggot cunt
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> Senna is legend
29:00 <SexParlour> stupid faggot elelemtn
29:00 <SexParlour> FUCK U ELEMENT U CHUCKY CUNT SUCKER
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> who the fuck are you b1
30:00 <Doodle> also his name is fkn ayrton not anton
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> think about it
30:00 <couleurs> ya
30:00 <SexParlour> ANTON SUCK A COCK
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> irl
30:00 <Bastardly_One> shhhhhhhhh
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> who the fuck, are you, Bastardly_One.
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> to call any body anything.
30:00 <SexParlour> ILL BASH CUNTS
30:00 <SexParlour> ILL BASH MOOTS
30:00 <ShadowLurker> LOOOL
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> and stop looking for friends on irc
30:00 <Bastardly_One> a lot more stable than you are clearly PieterPanda
30:00 <ShadowLurker> this is too good
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> just do it man, you liar.
30:00 <SexParlour> LULZ
30:00 <SexParlour> FIGHT DIGHT DIGHT
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> My name is Josh.
30:00 <SexParlour> FIGHT CUNTS
30:00 <SexParlour> FUCKING FIGHT
30:00 <SexParlour> ILL GO ALL OF U 
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> and I don't need to lie about my life
30:00 <SexParlour> PANDAS IS A COOL BLOKE
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> like you constantly do
31:00 <Bastardly_One> Doodle, GT6 has an update ... Senna races ... they're pretty good
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> I'm fkn sick of it.
31:00 <Bastardly_One> just hard
31:00 <Doodle> yeah i know
31:00 <SexParlour> BASTARDLY ONE RECKONS HE IS A FUCKING RECORD EXECUTIVE
31:00 <SexParlour> RECKONS HE KNOWS PRODUCERS
31:00 <Bastardly_One> Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh
31:00 <SexParlour> LOL
31:00 <SexParlour> WHAT A BULLSHIT ARTIST
31:00 <simba> lmao
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> All you do is put people down, everybody but yourself.
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> then when you offend someone on here you come back and apologise
31:00 <Bastardly_One> gawd this kid has a hardon for me eh?
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> then you have another cry.
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> no 
31:00 <Bastardly_One> yes
31:00 <ShadowLurker> the irony
31:00 <simba> hes happy to put himself down
31:00 <SexParlour> BASTARDLY DID U GET A HARDON FOR SHADOW
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> I just ask the same of people that I have to expect from myself.
32:00 <Bastardly_One> I've never apologised once have I?
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> it's not irony ShadowLurker
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> yes, you have
32:00 <Bastardly_One> ShadowLurker, have I actually ever apologised for anything ever?
32:00 <SexParlour> BATARDLY
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> no need to ask
32:00 <SexParlour> U HAVE A HARDON RIGHT
32:00 <Mew> <PandasDontDrive> and I don't need to lie about my life
32:00 <Mew> lmfao
32:00 <Bastardly_One> these two are pretty spastic 
32:00 <SexParlour> IM NOT SPASTIC
32:00 <Doodle> god
32:00 <SexParlour> YOU ARE SIR
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> yer
32:00 <Doodle> every night the same
32:00 <Mew> the projection is strong in this one
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> I'm not spastic..
33:00 <PandasDontDrive> aha Mew, I'm not saying anything to end up arguing with you
33:00 <Bastardly_One> I know huh Doodle?
33:00 <PandasDontDrive> I thought a lot about that
33:00 <Bastardly_One> seriously ... it's fucking tiring innit?
33:00 <PandasDontDrive> b1, you're not taking Graphic Design anymore?
33:00 <PandasDontDrive> did you quit?
33:00 <Bastardly_One> I never was idiot
33:00 <PandasDontDrive> did your teacher outwit you?
33:00 <PandasDontDrive> You never were an idiot?
34:00 <PandasDontDrive> You said you were.
34:00 <Bastardly_One> no hope for the hopeless
34:00 <PandasDontDrive> Taking a graphic design course.
34:00 <Bastardly_One> I have never ever ever said I was doing graphic design idiot
34:00 <SexParlour> U LYING SACK OF SHIT
34:00 <PandasDontDrive> centerlink must pay you a fuck load of money to squander.
34:00 <A> was IT, wasn't it?
35:00 <PandasDontDrive> Sit in Ballarat and do nothing with your life.
35:00 <PandasDontDrive> come on irc and give Saemon shit, pump yourself up.
35:00 <SexParlour> THE DOLE BLUDGING PIECES OF SHIT NOW WHO DO DRUGS WILL FIND IT HARDER BECAUSE THEY ARE ORDERING DRUG TESTS
35:00 <Mew> espanyola
35:00 <PandasDontDrive> I NEVER EVER said, of course you did.
35:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
35:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah excessive I am 
35:00 <Doodle> si kkkkkhabla espanyole
35:00 <PandasDontDrive> b1, feeling popular right now?
35:00 <penguin> Ballarat has plenty of things for the asipiring individual
35:00 <SexParlour> BASTARD YOUR A FUCKING DOLE BLUDGING SACK OF SHIT
35:00 <Bastardly_One> but anyway let him have his Pieter time
36:00 <PandasDontDrive> think about this
36:00 <PandasDontDrive> idc about going on bro
36:00 <PandasDontDrive> i just wanted to troll u dude
36:00 <Bastardly_One> penguin, bullshit ... I live here :P
36:00 <penguin> take up painting
36:00 <Bastardly_One> but this kid needs to get his stories right
36:00 <SexParlour> PENGUIN HOW ABOUT YOU TAKE UP PAINTING\
36:00 <PandasDontDrive> penguinz r kewl
36:00 <SexParlour> U GAY FAGGOT
36:00 <Doodle> lol
36:00 <Bastardly_One> I'll take up killing
36:00 <penguin> theres the regional art gallary
37:00 <SexParlour> HOW ABOUT YOU SMEAR SEMEN ALL OVER YOUR FACE U CUNT
37:00 <couleurs> heh funny channel
37:00 <Maurice> How about you shut your gaping face wound
37:00 <SexParlour> MAURICE
37:00 <SexParlour> NO
37:00 <PandasDontDrive> lolz
37:00 <penguin> if thats the kind of artistic expression you are after
37:00 <SexParlour> HAVE YOUR LITTLE POWER TRIP
37:00 <Bastardly_One> I'd say hi Maurice
37:00 <Bastardly_One> but that's sucking up
37:00 <Doodle> hi Maurice
37:00 <PandasDontDrive> that in itself
37:00 <TheRiddler> everyone that was successful in ballarat probably panned for gold in the early 20th century
37:00 <PandasDontDrive> is sucking up
37:00 <Maurice> Hi hotstuff Doodle
37:00 <Doodle> ;)
37:00 <TheRiddler> :p
38:00 <PandasDontDrive> nobody hangs like the Doodle.
38:00 <Bastardly_One> so, get fucked Maurice
38:00 <penguin> take up cooking
38:00 <PandasDontDrive> im cooking fresh tuna with mushrooms and macaroni
38:00 <penguin> Ballarat could do with new cafes
39:00 <ShadowLurker> ok im back
39:00 <ShadowLurker> where was i
39:00 <couleurs> in the Kitchen?
39:00 <couleurs> Toilet?
39:00 <ShadowLurker> i was in the kitchen im back in the lounge now
39:00 <couleurs> YESSSSS
39:00 <penguin> make something eatable in the kitchen
40:00 <Bastardly_One> Ballarat can do with some actually interesting people in it 
40:00 <ShadowLurker> ah right
40:00 <TheRiddler> lol
40:00 <ShadowLurker> unstable psychos
40:00 <A> eheheheheh .............. I'mnah watch some corps go down next week
40:00 <A> lol
40:00 <penguin> sperm on face is interesting
40:00 <A> tiem to make sum cashhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
40:00 <Doodle> ummm
40:00 <couleurs> Shut Up, Pieter 
40:00 <penguin> is that the town welcome
40:00 <Bastardly_One> what excessive?
40:00 <Bastardly_One> either I'm not stoned enough
40:00 <A> we'll talk abt it later in the week
40:00 <Bastardly_One> or most of you are clearly fucked in the head
41:00 <Serenity> oh my god
41:00 <Bastardly_One> oh my gosh!
41:00 <Bastardly_One> what?
41:00 <Serenity> i think that steak was still mooing
41:00 <Serenity> yummm
41:00 <Doodle> now go and have a wank
41:00 <Serenity> ok
41:00 <TheRiddler> lol
41:00 <ShadowLurker> can i wank and eat my steak
41:00 <Doodle> no
41:00 <Doodle> dont be revolting
41:00 <ShadowLurker> why not
41:00 <Doodle> O_O
42:00 <Doodle> becuase its unhygenic
42:00 <Doodle> *because
42:00 <penguin> if hes eating it himself
42:00 <A> Geoff \o.
43:00 <penguin> self love
43:00 <penguin> Ballarat way
43:00 <^pHANTOM^> hai A
43:00 <A> soup
44:00 <penguin> is it any good there?
44:00 <^pHANTOM^> not much
44:00 <^pHANTOM^> you?
44:00 <Serenity> i want my dinner again
44:00 <Bastardly_One> oh wow!
44:00 <A> jus on here, waitin fo daytime tomoz
44:00 <ShadowLurker> http://www.uncommoncaribbean.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/cock1.jpg
44:00 <Bastardly_One> Doodle, that thrust fucking flies
44:00 <Doodle> sezz i'm watching hooligans island
44:00 <Bastardly_One> ftw
44:00 <Doodle> the what
44:00 <Serenity> loooook
44:00 <Serenity> ahh haaaa
44:00 <Bastardly_One> the Thrust
44:00 <Serenity> palm treeees
45:00 <ShadowLurker> you want thrust
45:00 <Serenity> beachessss
45:00 <Bastardly_One> I just accidently flew over a mountain
45:00 <ShadowLurker> take the laser for a spin
45:00 <Doodle> bamboooooooo
45:00 <Serenity> bamBOO
45:00 <ShadowLurker> bwwwaaapapapapapabawwwwaaaaappapapapapa
45:00 <Doodle> i dont know what a thrust is
45:00 <Doodle> other than what i do to urmum
45:00 <Bastardly_One> the new motorbike in GTA O
45:00 <Doodle> oh
45:00 <penguin> close town
45:00 <Doodle> i'm not playing gta o now
45:00 <Doodle> i'm on to gt6
45:00 <Serenity> eddie. how many times have i told you not to talk to the fucking FISH
46:00 <Bastardly_One> I have to start that again
46:00 <Bastardly_One> thanks to an accident 1mil purchase
47:00 <A> so ye ..........
47:00 <A> I've done that thing in the past
47:00 <Doodle> maroooooooooooooooooned
48:00 <fawks> Yes
48:00 <A> OneTel, Ansett, ABC learnin Centres, etc
48:00 <couleurs> i'm not on GT6 i'm on FiFa14
48:00 <Serenity> i love the bit when they fuck up the secret japanese bunker
48:00 <Doodle> lol yeh
48:00 <Doodle> 'and being very unprofessional'
50:00 <fawks> this is the gayest thing ive ever read
50:00 <Serenity> Eddie, will you stop this Disney shite! We're going to get sued to buggery quite apart from eaten to fuck!
50:00 <fawks> https://scontent-a-lax.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/t1.0-9/10426635_842552702432409_9039918488967180697_n.jpg
50:00 <Doodle> hahahha
50:00 <couleurs> simba theirs a FiFa update u can be Anton Senna!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
50:00 <couleurs> Brazil!!!!!!!
50:00 <TheRiddler> hai fawks
50:00 <fawks> hello
50:00 <Doodle> agreed fawksypoos
50:00 <Doodle> what nonsense
50:00 <Serenity> i want to burn whoever wrote that
50:00 <fawks> thanks
50:00 <fawks> lol
50:00 <Bastardly_One> fawks
50:00 <Doodle> lol
50:00 <Bastardly_One> that's shit
50:00 <ShadowLurker> couldnt think of anything worse than playing soccor games
51:00 <fawks> yes
51:00 <Doodle> hai Ana_Ng
51:00 <fawks> soccor
51:00 <fawks> i downloaded fifa on me phone
51:00 <TheRiddler> hai Ana_Ng
51:00 <fawks> im so hopeless
51:00 <couleurs> c u oneline
51:00 <Bastardly_One> actually soccer is strangely theraputic on consoles
51:00 <TheRiddler> fapped to any animal porn recently? :p
51:00 <fawks> all i do is sprint and shoot, theres too much shit to reember
51:00 <ShadowLurker> nope
51:00 <ShadowLurker> tried it
51:00 <ShadowLurker> traded it
51:00 <Bastardly_One> don't think so?
51:00 <ShadowLurker> i got viva pinata for it
51:00 <ShadowLurker> best swap ever
52:00 <couleurs> how would u no Bastardly_One do u even have it NO U R 2 CHICKEN 2 BUY IT
52:00 <Serenity> We had a wank in the interval. That's what the interval is for. And I bet you had one too, didn't you? 'Cos you look like a wanker!
52:00 <Bastardly_One> I lose interest after about a month
52:00 <Maurice> I have it and it looks shit
52:00 <Bastardly_One> viva pinata
52:00 <Bastardly_One> how fucking cool is that?
52:00 <Doodle> ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh eddie
52:00 <TheRiddler> surprisingly a good game
52:00 <Serenity> And whenever you can't remember you go OH EDDIE.
53:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah, good enough to get my DS back off my niece and play again
53:00 <Doodle> ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
53:00 <Doodle> eddie
53:00 <fawks> lol @ this status
53:00 <fawks> So I feel it's come to my attention apple have created a bug if u will, that renders other generic charging cords useless ;unless it's original 
53:00 <fawks> hehe.
53:00 <TheRiddler> they're guilty of doing that with headphones
54:00 <Serenity> see
54:00 <A> cords only or the charger itself?
54:00 <Maurice> To use with what
54:00 <Serenity> i dont even need to go to any effort to explain why apples so shit anymore
54:00 <Maurice> Coz I got my kids ipod chargers from reject shop for $3 and they work
54:00 <Serenity> they do it all themselves
54:00 <Serenity> probably on the iphone
54:00 <couleurs> apple aren't shit, it's called maken money yo
54:00 <couleurs> thank u
54:00 <Maurice> I was paying $25 for a cord in Big W, then found them for 3
54:00 <Maurice> Bastards
54:00 <TheRiddler> they dominate the mp3 market
54:00 <Sponge> Maurice did they come with the cable
55:00 <Maurice> Oh, I'm talking about the cord
55:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm never going from Samsung or HTC
55:00 <partay> i bought a galaxy s5 and a spare non genuine charger for $5.. works like a boss 
55:00 <Sponge> i hear ya Bastardly_One
55:00 <ShadowLurker> https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xaf1/t1.0-9/10251933_792869850730796_4397297946788326173_n.jpg
55:00 <Bastardly_One> Samsung batterly life is a bit shit though
55:00 <Bastardly_One> *battery
55:00 <partay> Bastardly_One nope the s5 is double the iphone 
55:00 <Serenity> ^^
55:00 <milk> fark, smoked an ounce and lost my appetite, you the government should really outlaw drugs
56:00 <Serenity> s5 goes forever
56:00 <Bastardly_One> battery is the chinese version
56:00 <partay> it lasts over 2 days 
56:00 <milk> know*
56:00 <Bastardly_One> no shit?
56:00 <Serenity> my s4 lasts days
56:00 <Bastardly_One> more reason
56:00 <Maurice> Mine lasts a day
56:00 <Bastardly_One> My S3 goes for 
56:00 <Maurice> But thats just the phone
56:00 <Doodle> ;)
56:00 <Serenity> Yeah, I'd like to see one of today's young, modern comedians do that joke.
56:00 <partay> Maurice well if you dont watch 6 hrs of porn on it 
56:00 <Bastardly_One> shit, half a day if I use it
56:00 <Serenity> yeah whys that
56:00 <Serenity> cause its shiit
56:00 <Doodle> lolol
56:00 <Maurice> Well what else am I meant to do all day!
56:00 <Doodle> me
56:00 <partay> good point
56:00 <couleurs> samsung r shit!!!!!!
57:00 <robot> i'm watching part 2 to the last exorcism
57:00 <partay> couleurs fo back to sleep\
57:00 <Doodle> thats not all day
57:00 <A> my HTC lasts abt a week
57:00 <Serenity> beofre anyone goes into a samsung are shit diatribe
57:00 <Maurice> I need to hydrate at some point
57:00 <robot> 6 hours
57:00 <Doodle> pff
57:00 <Serenity> remember the chips in your precious iphones are indeed samsung chips
57:00 <partay> the fucking robot
57:00 <Maurice> You're right, I'll just wack in an IV
57:00 <robot> sup partay
57:00 <Bastardly_One> she's right
57:00 <Doodle> now you're talking
57:00 <partay> how shit nigs ?
57:00 <Serenity> of course im right
57:00 <robot> good
57:00 <couleurs> don't 4 get without iphone their wouldn't b android
57:00 <partay> awesome
57:00 <couleurs> thank u
57:00 <robot> u
58:00 <Serenity> well tahts a load of shit
58:00 <ShadowLurker> not just samsumg chips
58:00 <Serenity> lol
58:00 <simba> remember the chip that will go into ur left wrist will be a samsung chip
58:00 <ShadowLurker> 3 generation old reject samsung chips
58:00 <Bastardly_One> actually apple tried to sue HTC and Google
58:00 <partay> all good.. great weekend.. went down to coolangatta 
58:00 <Bastardly_One> and failed
58:00 <partay> hung out like a boss 
58:00 <Bastardly_One> HTC arse raped Apple
58:00 <Bastardly_One> then Samsung outdid HTC
58:00 <penguin> are we talking about the end of the times
58:00 <partay> next phone will be a windows phone 
58:00 <Saemon> mmmm good ole toast bread with butter
59:00 <Serenity> to assume no one else would have made smart phones had apple not
59:00 <ShadowLurker> apple are dying
59:00 <Saemon> cant go wrong with that
59:00 <Serenity> is completely ignorant
59:00 <ShadowLurker> its just a matter of time
59:00 <Bastardly_One> that's what happens when one man entirely runs the show
59:00 <couleurs> i said android not smart phones thank u
59:00 <Bastardly_One> he died years ago ... was his company exclusive
59:00 <ShadowLurker> oh yay saemons here to talk complete rubbish that has nothing to do with the current adult conversation
59:00 <Serenity> whats android got to do with apple?
59:00 <Serenity> android is linux
00:00 <Serenity> apple wouldnt exist without linux
00:00 <ShadowLurker> apple is BSD ffs
00:00 <couleurs> apple is unix
00:00 <ShadowLurker> noone uses bsd anymore
00:00 <couleurs> noob!!!!!!!!
00:00 <Saemon> speaking of smartphones, who remembers the blackberry?
00:00 <Bastardly_One> ummmmmmm
00:00 <Saemon> boy did they not last long
00:00 <Serenity> they dont even make their own hardware for goodness sake
00:00 <fawks> speaking of irrelevance 
00:00 <fawks> Saemon is here 
00:00 <Serenity> lool
00:00 <ShadowLurker> apple are still using 2.3 kernel
00:00 <Bastardly_One> <3 fawks for that
00:00 <ShadowLurker> cmon
01:00 <TheRiddler> blackberry are still around Saemon
01:00 <Serenity> ^^
01:00 <Saemon> really?
01:00 <Saemon> wow
01:00 <ShadowLurker> you moron
01:00 <simba> blackberry is fucken huge
01:00 <simba> lmao
01:00 <robot> you're an apple
01:00 <Saemon> with the advent of HTC samsung and apple
01:00 <A> simple .............
01:00 <Doodle> one of my exes sends me filthy emails from her blackberry
01:00 <ShadowLurker> if youre going to join in
01:00 <Saemon> they've certainly lost the race though
01:00 <A> do not eat teh forbidden fruit
01:00 <ShadowLurker> know stuff first
01:00 <partay> Doodle share
01:00 <Doodle> lol no!
02:00 <ShadowLurker> Saemon blackberry are huge in murika
02:00 <fawks> one of doodles exes sends me filthy stuff from her blackberry too
02:00 <A> like watsy .........
02:00 <Doodle> re000wwww
02:00 <simba> hot
02:00 <A> he died fo it 
02:00 <A> so ye
02:00 <Serenity> ive got a friend in south ifrika that has a blackberry
02:00 <fawks> like her laundry etc
02:00 <Doodle> well she is a total slut fawks
02:00 <Serenity> theyre massive over there
02:00 <simba> dirty laundry
02:00 <fawks> gros
02:00 <ShadowLurker> Saemon should shut the fuck up for once
02:00 <Bastardly_One> not anymore ShadowLurker ... they still have a share of the market because buisness buys them
02:00 <ShadowLurker> hes said 3 things
02:00 <ShadowLurker> and they were all wrong
02:00 <Bastardly_One> but more of my american friends have samsungs these days
02:00 <fawks> epic troll!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
02:00 <fawks> hauehauhe
03:00 <Serenity> he is a troll he admitted it
03:00 <fawks> my hands are all charcoaly
03:00 <Serenity> then denied it again
03:00 <Serenity> WHER DID AH SAI I HAV LEGS
03:00 <ShadowLurker> LOL
03:00 <fawks> lol
03:00 <fawks> gollly
03:00 <Bastardly_One> the fact he was worrying over work for the dole busted his whole bullshit
03:00 <couleurs> iphone!!!!!!!
03:00 <Maurice> If I ban Saemon again, is Doodle going to get /notices
03:00 <partay> lol
03:00 <robot> i like to move it move it
03:00 <Doodle> lol
03:00 <ShadowLurker> im fine with that
04:00 <ShadowLurker> all in favour
04:00 <simba> renault!!!!!!!
04:00 <ShadowLurker> I
04:00 <Maurice> I've got a motorola phone
04:00 <Maurice> I have to pull the aerial up to get reception
04:00 <robot> lol
04:00 <robot> she has to 'pull the aerial up'
04:00 <ShadowLurker> yea you do
04:00 <robot> on her 'motorola'
04:00 <ShadowLurker> WWOOOOOOOOOO
05:00 <fawks> i miss the 8250
05:00 <couleurs> simba theirs a FiFa update u can be Anton Senna!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
05:00 <fawks> nokia
05:00 <ShadowLurker> shut up couleurs
05:00 <Maurice> That was actually my first mobile
05:00 <Saemon> guys i have an announcement
05:00 <Saemon> i want to be normal now
05:00 <Maurice> Could store about 15 sms
05:00 <Saemon> no more trolling no more idiocy
05:00 <partay> robot how good was that paper aeroplane to the head ?
05:00 <ShadowLurker> nope
05:00 <ShadowLurker> you cant be normal
05:00 <robot> lol
05:00 <Saemon> ive been talking to simba
05:00 <robot> awesome
05:00 <couleurs> :~)
05:00 <simba> whos anton senna?
05:00 <Saemon> he is trying to help me change
05:00 <ShadowLurker> and you will remain an idiot
05:00 <Saemon> its true
05:00 <partay> simba what ?
05:00 <ShadowLurker> liar
05:00 <Saemon> am i right simba?
06:00 <ShadowLurker> waste of time
06:00 <simba> anton senna - neymar - hulk ?
06:00 <Bastardly_One> so stupid it has to be shared ... https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRNmG6h-tHfZ6WFKql_prYQd6zbbGWTHEqpJ4FaQlgrMlHauf6S
07:00 <partay> simba no
07:00 <couleurs> lol
07:00 <partay> think F1
07:00 <couleurs> neymar - senna - hulk 
07:00 <partay> and its ayrton
07:00 <ShadowLurker> notice Saemon attempts to gain credit as to truthfulness of his claims
07:00 <partay> oh 
07:00 <ShadowLurker> theres nothing
08:00 <partay> that soccer fag
08:00 <robot> i want another subway cookie
08:00 <robot> mewwwww?
08:00 <simba> ayrton vandelay
08:00 <partay> then faux gave me a reach around
08:00 <faux> Liar
09:00 <partay> youre right it was a bj
09:00 <marklar> hm hm
10:00 <simba> ever heard the expression 'room temperature'? this is the room. this is the room temperature room
12:00 <partay> simacile .. that's the dumbest thing anyone has ever said
12:00 <simba> stop trying to get my attention its weird
12:00 <Saemon> hehe room temperature bow chika wow wowwww
12:00 <faux> what's a simacile
12:00 <simba> its a great quote from john goodman
13:00 <ShadowLurker> shut up Saemon
15:00 <Ana_Ng> http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=YdU-PZCNV5w
15:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Rowdy Shadehouse -- 'Slik Skin' | Funk music Denver | Funk Bands Denver (Date not found) 3:46 - Category: Music - 3,578 views - 16 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
16:00 <Saemon> omg
17:00 <robot> ShadowLurker hi lol
17:00 <ShadowLurker> umm
17:00 <ShadowLurker> fuck off?
17:00 <robot> fuck off ShadowLurker i meant Shadowgate
17:00 <Shadowgate> robot why me hun
17:00 <Shadowgate> what i do hun
17:00 <robot> hi Shadowgate lol
17:00 <Shadowgate> hi lol
18:00 <Shadowgate> more fruity lexia tonight robot
18:00 <robot> oyeh
18:00 <Shadowgate> im gonna play max payne 3
18:00 <Shadowgate> its just installing
18:00 <couleurs> lol Shadowgate is lol
18:00 <robot> Shadowgate is a new character
18:00 <Shadowgate> very old character robot lol
18:00 <Shadowgate> ive been around since 2001
19:00 <Shadowgate> its funny
19:00 <Shadowgate> the only active channel inthe 64000 chananells of irc is melbourbe
19:00 <Shadowgate> i find that suspiucious
19:00 <simba> thats not true at all 
19:00 <simba> lol
19:00 <simba> 1 channel on another server has 714 ppl right now and its quite busy
20:00 <partay> irc used to have 12-15K chatters
20:00 <ShadowLurker> does it have retards like this one
21:00 <ShadowLurker> irc still have lots of chatters
21:00 <ShadowLurker> just not this server
21:00 <dematerialised> http://irc.netsplit.de/
21:00 <Shadowgate> shadowlurker only one channel in irc is active its melbourne
21:00 <Shadowgate> there are 64000 rooms
21:00 <Shadowgate> and not one active user
21:00 <simba> lots of emoticon overuse thats 1 thing i can say
21:00 <Shadowgate> that sucks
21:00 <Serenity> you're full of shit
21:00 <ShadowLurker> on this netwrok you fucking gimp
21:00 <Serenity> im on another server right now with two active rooms
21:00 <simba> lol
21:00 <simba> he must be genuinely retarded
21:00 <ShadowLurker> NETWROK
21:00 <simba> like romeo
22:00 <ShadowLurker> fully
22:00 <simba> Shadowgate: can you read this?
22:00 <simba> please respond
22:00 <ShadowLurker> thats about all thats left here
22:00 <ShadowLurker> bopolar and reterded ppl
22:00 <ShadowLurker> bipolar
22:00 <Serenity> BOPOLAR
22:00 <simba> maybe he thinks he's dc?
22:00 <Serenity> just stop plz
22:00 <ShadowLurker> and clearly ppl that cant type
22:00 <simba> maybe his text color is the same as his background so he thinks the rooms are dead lmao
22:00 <partay> 2003/2004 the irc years 
22:00 <partay> http://irc.netsplit.de/networks/details.php?net=AustNet&submenu=years
23:00 <simba> not clicking
24:00 <ness> Terminator 2 is on tv
25:00 <Shadowgate> max payne 3 rocks
25:00 <Shadowgate> i wanna kil some shit now
25:00 <TheRiddler> pls leave then and do so
25:00 <Serenity> are you on 64000 channels right now ShadowLurker
25:00 <Serenity> er
25:00 <Serenity> Shadowgate
25:00 <Shadowgate> Serenity go on free node and you die from anger
26:00 <Shadowgate> all people are bots
26:00 <Serenity> english please?
26:00 <simba> all people are bots
26:00 <TheRiddler> can we trade shadowgate for pieter back :p
26:00 <ShadowLurker> shadowgate is a bot
26:00 <Serenity> all people are boats
26:00 <Maurice> Is a moat, like a boat
27:00 <Doodle> IS A MOAT LIKE A BOAT
27:00 <ShadowLurker> boats are all people
27:00 <Doodle> NO ITS LIKE A GREAT BIG WET PATCH
27:00 <couleurs> i'm on a bot
27:00 <A> fckn boat people
27:00 <Maurice> Lolll
27:00 <ShadowLurker> I are bot
27:00 <ShadowLurker> whois says so
27:00 <ShadowLurker> must be true
28:00 <Doodle> ShadowLurker is a gay on AustNet
28:00 <ShadowLurker> that too
29:00 <Serenity> hes a gay everywhere tbh
29:00 <TheRiddler> look at my bot my bot is amazing
29:00 <Doodle> lol
29:00 <ShadowLurker> lool
29:00 <TheRiddler> give it a lick
30:00 <Bastardly_One> it tastes just like raisins
30:00 <Doodle> D:
30:00 <Doodle> those weren't raisins they were dingleberries
30:00 <Serenity> i had a bot once her name was botenanna
30:00 <Serenity> i loved her
31:00 <Serenity> i thought i was so clever calling my bot that. what a loser
31:00 <Bastardly_One> that (B)asshunter has a lot to be responsible for
31:00 <Maurice> ur a looser
31:00 <Doodle> lol
31:00 <Bastardly_One> botten anna ... you looser
31:00 <Bastardly_One> damn
31:00 <Bastardly_One> she beat me
31:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Beck - Loser.mp3 (3.59MB 128kbps Stereo 3:54)
32:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zf2wbRWb9xI
32:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Basshunter - Boten Anna (Original Version) (Nov 11, 2009) 3:37 - Category: Music - 6,596,164 views - 15,191 likes (95.5%), 721 dislikes (4.5%)
33:00 <Bastardly_One> I have most of his shit 
33:00 <Bastardly_One> I will never admit that again 
34:00 <A> ah wannah secs yew uppppppppppppppp
34:00 <Bastardly_One> apparently his server is still going too but who cares?
35:00 <Serenity> the film clip is so bad hahaha
35:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... yep
35:00 <Serenity> song about irc fuck dems da dayz
35:00 <ShadowLurker> ban you so hard
35:00 <Bastardly_One> see how he's in his car
35:00 <Bastardly_One> ircing?
35:00 <Bastardly_One> sad
35:00 <ShadowLurker> dat vee dub
36:00 <Serenity> thats ShadowLurker
36:00 <ShadowLurker> yeh
36:00 <Bastardly_One> lol 
36:00 <ShadowLurker> :{
36:00 <ShadowLurker> one time i was heading to bunbury to see sezz
36:00 <ShadowLurker> ircing
36:00 <ShadowLurker> being sneaky
37:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1RmOTXQD6Mg
37:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: basshunter counter-strike (Apr 11, 2008) 5:43 - Category: Music - 19,800 views - 63 likes (98.4%), 1 dislikes (1.6%)
37:00 <Bastardly_One> this is so bad
37:00 <Bastardly_One> knock yourself out
38:00 <Doodle> i have hot chocolate
38:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Hot Chocolate - Girl Crazy.mp3 (7.73MB 128kbps Stereo 8:26)
38:00 <Bastardly_One> the Nelson samples and all ... how the fuck did he ever become famous? it's all our faults for owning boten anna
38:00 <marklar> are you from laptop or desktop? or netbook or tablet
39:00 <Serenity> i have an irc chip in my brain
39:00 <ShadowLurker> im ircing from my direct brain tap implant
39:00 <ShadowLurker> get fucked
39:00 <marklar> best!
39:00 <Serenity> u suk
40:00 <marklar> also?
40:00 <marklar> you are so modern, mates
40:00 <Bastardly_One> who you callin' m8 m8?
40:00 <Doodle> marklar is english your first language
40:00 <ShadowLurker> nope
40:00 <Bastardly_One> oh
40:00 <Bastardly_One> what is that puppy linux like?
40:00 <ShadowLurker> marklar is one of them cats trolls
40:00 <A> he's Hungarian liek meh
41:00 <A> lol
41:00 <Bastardly_One> you got it for free in a mag last week
41:00 <Bastardly_One> I mean last month
41:00 <Bastardly_One> but what's it like?
41:00 <Bastardly_One> well, fuck you then you commie cunt
41:00 <A> u're teh fckn commie
41:00 <A> always on teh left hand side
42:00 <A> votin fo them fckers with their church in the east
42:00 <marklar> i hate pupppy
42:00 <Bastardly_One> not that good?
42:00 <ShadowLurker> bugger you lot
43:00 <ShadowLurker> boring cunts im going back to coding
43:00 <marklar> ShadowLurker troll up yourself
43:00 <Bastardly_One> fine ... 
43:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm house cleaning
43:00 <Bastardly_One> I must be ill
43:00 <Bastardly_One> but the place smells sensationally citrus now
43:00 <Bastardly_One> after all that orange shit on the walls
44:00 <Bastardly_One> who the fuck paints their house bright white on the inside?
44:00 <fawks> i mopped and my bathroomm smells like orange too
44:00 <fawks> best
44:00 <fawks> how do walls get dirty
44:00 <fawks> ive never understood
44:00 <robot> when u poo on them
44:00 <fawks> well with kids maybe but you dont have kids
44:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah you get what I mean 
45:00 <Bastardly_One> it's like ... what?
45:00 <fawks> what
45:00 <fawks> i asked the question
45:00 <fawks> lol
45:00 <Bastardly_One> but that orange stuff is the best
45:00 <fawks> so confused
45:00 <Bastardly_One> ooooooooooh I dunno
45:00 <Bastardly_One> I see hand marks all over the place though
45:00 <Bastardly_One> dirty hands and light switches?
45:00 <fawks> your roommate must be a filthy bastardo
45:00 <fawks> buy him some soap
45:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh the house is like
46:00 <Bastardly_One> whiter than white
46:00 <A> better than the best
46:00 <Bastardly_One> even the cleanest person would get it dirty
47:00 <TheRiddler> still doesn't explain how the walls get dirty
47:00 <Bastardly_One> It needs to be painted the colour of the ceilings 
47:00 <Bastardly_One> I don't fucking know ... alright?
47:00 <Maurice> Once Cam cut his finger on a dartboard (don't ask) and the bathroom looked like a crime scene
48:00 <Bastardly_One> grubby hands on light switches over time I suppose
48:00 <Maurice> Blood all up the wall where he was trying to find the lightswitch
48:00 <TheRiddler> that's light switches
48:00 <TheRiddler> and only in 1 place
48:00 <Bastardly_One> oh ... walls was a bit dramatic
48:00 <Bastardly_One> calm down 
48:00 <fawks> we're calm, you calm down it's just a q
49:00 <fawks> ALRIGHT
49:00 <fawks> fukn neck ya
49:00 <Bastardly_One> FINE!
49:00 <Bastardly_One> and one I just made all over the wall
49:00 <TheRiddler> lol
49:00 <couleurs> :)
49:00 <Rak> calm ya nips
49:00 <Bastardly_One> like my hands are spotless
49:00 <Bastardly_One> and I still make a dirty big mark on the wall I just fell into 
49:00 <Bastardly_One> don't ask ... tripped over my own feet
50:00 <Bastardly_One> they've used the wrong kind of paint
50:00 <Bastardly_One> you'd have to see
51:00 <Bastardly_One> anyway, the house smells great 
51:00 <couleurs> u
51:00 <Bastardly_One> the amount he smokes his bedroom walls must be yellow
53:00 <Bastardly_One> don't you hate it when you sit down at the computer to do something that seems important and completely forget what it is?
53:00 <fawks> ew @ smoking indoors
53:00 <fawks> i dont let anyone smoke in here
53:00 <Saemon> <Bastardly_One> don't you hate it when you sit down at the computer to do something that seems important and completely forget what it is?
53:00 <Saemon> rofl ^
54:00 <fawks> i have a balcony for a reason
54:00 <Saemon> its called being senile.
54:00 <Saemon> its normal for one who is old.
54:00 <Saemon> dementia
54:00 <Maurice> Even before kids I never smoked inside
54:00 <Maurice> Dad did when we were kids and it was so bad
54:00 <couleurs> *lol*
55:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah to be honest fawks I might be a smoker but I don't like it myself
57:00 <Bastardly_One> I hate waking up to a lung full of smoke walking through the house
57:00 <Bastardly_One> but I could see the convo now ... "you smoke bongs inside and you're also a smoker what's the big deal?"
58:00 <Bastardly_One> the big deal is I don't fucking wake up and stick a cig in my mouth or whatever
58:00 <Bastardly_One> I cough up my lungs first :P
58:00 <couleurs> :P
59:00 <simba> :P
00:00 <Bastardly_One> anyway, excel apparently waits for no man so back soon
01:00 <fawks> My 16 year old cousin is so awkward, he just casually  tells me about all the girls he hooks up with at parties like I'm heaps interested
01:00 <fawks> lol
01:00 <fawks> ah to be young again.
02:00 <couleurs> pics
02:00 <couleurs> names
05:00 <fawks> sif id show pics in here to these creepesr
06:00 <couleurs> :~)
07:00 <A> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CfihYWRWRTQ
07:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: John Newman - Love Me Again (Date not found) 3:56 - Category: Music - 127,559,639 views - 577,087 likes (97.3%), 15,823 dislikes (2.7%)
09:00 <couleurs> John Goodman - Rosanne.mp3
09:00 <Shadowgate> coulers killed people of laughter
10:00 <SexParlour> stfu
10:00 <SexParlour> u fat cunt
10:00 <SexParlour> john goodman is a fat cunt
10:00 <SexParlour> so is rosanne
10:00 <SexParlour> fat slob
10:00 <SexParlour> fawks your cousin is a little faggot 
11:00 <SexParlour> when he says he hooks up with girls hes actually sucking cocks for ice
11:00 <faux> Yeah boys who kiss girls are SO gay
11:00 <SexParlour> he cant stay hard with the females
11:00 <SexParlour> fucken faggot bitch
11:00 <faux> Hehe
12:00 <couleurs> *lol*
12:00 <SexParlour> couleurs is a faggot too
12:00 <SexParlour> fucken iinet bitch
13:00 <couleurs> You Wish!!!!!!!!!!!!!
14:00 <couleurs> ha ha
15:00 <faux> loll
15:00 <faux> Yikes
16:00 <Maurice> Raged himself off
16:00 <couleurs> what a doofus
18:00 <couleurs> happy 1st day of winter every one !
21:00 <Saemon> http://www.youporn.com/watch/497145/how-to-do-rimming/
21:00 <Saemon> thats john goodman from rosanne in that clip
21:00 <Saemon> i shit you not
21:00 <Saemon> lol
21:00 <Saemon> how the mighty have fallen eh
21:00 <Saemon> now he does porn 
22:00 <simba> im not clicking that but youre wrong
22:00 <doctor> that's disgusting
22:00 <simba> he is still an actor and you are retarded
22:00 <Serenity> i clicked it
22:00 <Serenity> and youre double wrong
23:00 <simba> one of your dumbest moments tbh Saemon
23:00 <simba> why not google it quickly to see if youre right before saying something so dumb
23:00 <TheRiddler> it's not john goodman at all
23:00 <couleurs> lol
23:00 <TheRiddler> also
23:00 <PandasDontDrive> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ju_0c-AaHSk
23:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: South park clip - "Spider and the Fly" (Date not found) 0:38 - Category: People &amp; Blogs - 3,650 views - 22 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
23:00 <Serenity> wait for the ' ha ha i made you look ' comment
24:00 <simba> hes not that quick
25:00 <TheRiddler> John Goodman is doing like 5 movies a year
25:00 <Saemon> no im telling the truth
25:00 <Serenity> no
25:00 <Saemon> look at the end of the clip
25:00 <couleurs> yeah he was in that war 1 just recently 
25:00 <Saemon> u will get to see his face and him talkinh
25:00 <Saemon> if its not him, then it must be a twin or something
26:00 <TheRiddler> he's doing the voice of a transformer in the new transformers movie
26:00 <couleurs> Transformers Goodmen's in Disguise!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
26:00 <Kynetic> john goodman does porn
26:00 <Kynetic> LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
27:00 <Saemon> atm 8:23 of the clip
27:00 <Saemon> his face
27:00 <Kynetic> i believe Saemon
27:00 <Kynetic> youre incorectly assuming
27:00 <Kynetic> that anyone is actually watching the clip
27:00 <Serenity> yeah it looks nothing like him
27:00 <Serenity> i h8 u
28:00 <A> BUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRP
28:00 <TheRiddler> even wiki answers says no lol
29:00 <Serenity> now im gonna spew for having to look at that
29:00 <Kynetic> its ok babe
29:00 <TheRiddler> and answers.com
29:00 <Kynetic> im here now :P
29:00 <couleurs> :p
30:00 <TheRiddler> and saemon
30:00 <Kynetic> no fake john goodman porn is gonna ruin things
30:00 <TheRiddler> john goodman is not a black woman
30:00 <Kynetic> lawl
30:00 <Serenity> i want to know why he was watching that
30:00 <Kynetic> aint nobody got time for that
30:00 <Kynetic> i want to know why anyone clicked a link taht Saemon posted
31:00 <Serenity> because its fun to prove him wrong
31:00 <Kynetic> lol
31:00 <Kynetic> but then youre giving him what he wants
31:00 <Kynetic> attention
31:00 <Serenity> he gets all flustered and upset
34:00 <Saemon> TheRiddler i wanst talking about the black woman featured in that clip
34:00 <Saemon> i was talking about the male that was in it
34:00 <ShadowLurker> shut up Saemon
34:00 <simba> Saemon stop digging man
34:00 <simba> take it from me
34:00 <Saemon> that should have been obvious
34:00 <ShadowLurker> its the best thing you can do right now
34:00 <Saemon> simba where were you earlier?
34:00 <simba> listen 2 ShadowLurker
34:00 <Saemon> when i told the channel that i wanted to change?
34:00 <Saemon> you didnt back me up
34:00 <ShadowLurker> he ignored you
34:00 <ShadowLurker> i would have too
34:00 <Serenity> he said youve been helping him change
35:00 <Serenity> so he can become a real boy
35:00 <ShadowLurker> asif admit to talking to you
35:00 <Saemon> i told the channel that i was getting help from you
35:00 <Saemon> yes in om me and simba had a deep and meaningful
35:00 <Saemon> in pm*
35:00 <Saemon> we bonded
35:00 <robot> boned*
35:00 <ShadowLurker> nope
35:00 <ShadowLurker> you got trolled
35:00 <Saemon> bs 
35:00 <Saemon> simba 
35:00 <ShadowLurker> no bs
35:00 <Saemon> is he right?
36:00 <simba> lol
36:00 <ShadowLurker> told you
36:00 <ShadowLurker> you are so dumb Saemon
36:00 <simba> its a part of my quest to find out whether youre a troll or not
37:00 <ShadowLurker> :}
37:00 <Saemon> i see. so simba has pulled a Bastardly_One on me.
37:00 <Saemon> fool me once, shame on you
37:00 <simba> lol @ john goodman doing rimming
37:00 <Saemon> fool me twice
37:00 <simba> calm down Saemon
37:00 <ShadowLurker> LOOOL
37:00 <simba> nobody has betrayed you
37:00 <ShadowLurker> why you mad for
38:00 <Serenity> .
38:00 <Kynetic> lol robot
39:00 <Kynetic> well now who are we all gonna hate on
39:00 <Serenity> you
39:00 <Kynetic> yayayaaaayayyayayayayay
39:00 <Serenity> YOU OVER THERE IN THE NICKLIST
39:00 <Serenity> WITH YOUR SNAIL
39:00 <Serenity> THINKING U ALL THAT
39:00 <Kynetic> you leave my snail outta this
39:00 <Kynetic> he's an innocent party
39:00 <Serenity> SLUTTY SNAIL
41:00 <ShadowLurker> one internet for simba
44:00 <Maurice> https://m.ak.fbcdn.net/sphotos-c.ak/hphotos-ak-xpf1/t1.0-9/10299000_653306811390726_3362188220099799657_n.jpg
44:00 <Maurice> Those jerks
46:00 <TheRiddler> hai nerdygirl
46:00 <robot> haha
46:00 <robot> i bet nerdygirl wears glasses
47:00 <TheRiddler> wb faux
47:00 <robot> four eyes, haha
47:00 <TheRiddler> hot
47:00 <TheRiddler> sif laugh at ppl with glasses
47:00 <Maurice> That's not manners
47:00 <robot> i call my girlfriend four eyes
47:00 <Maurice> Cam calls me four eyes all the time too
48:00 <robot> hehe
49:00 <robot> thta was supposed to be a heh, it wasnt funny enough to be a hehe
49:00 <Maurice> It wasn't, but your face is!
49:00 <robot> ohhh BURN
50:00 <Maurice> I've been listening to my kids for too long
50:00 <robot> are they still wtching nemo every day
51:00 <Maurice> They never were in the first place
51:00 <robot> oh
51:00 <robot> they were a while ago?
51:00 <Maurice> I think only 1 of them has seen the whole movie
51:00 <robot> but u said
51:00 <Maurice> Did not
51:00 <Maurice> We don't even have it on dvd lol
51:00 <robot> maybe that was someone else
52:00 <Maurice> The only thing they watch non stop these days is stupid minecraft
52:00 <robot> heh
52:00 <robot> alright goodnifht folks
54:00 <couleurs> Bye rowboat
56:00 <simba> https://31.media.tumblr.com/3dbfa3581bcc43e7babfbe1e6a82e6ce/tumblr_n4iwsjiuyb1tokhzko5_500.jpg
56:00 <TheRiddler> jeeze
57:00 <couleurs> lol
00:00 <couleurs> now dat's a women
00:00 <simba> https://24.media.tumblr.com/b108d5ec3bfd88f86dd90678f35c226c/tumblr_n6hpuq33Au1qhfdt1o1_500.jpg
00:00 <simba> pogba 2 everton
01:00 <TheRiddler> when will get our own amazon store
01:00 <couleurs> lol everton
02:00 <couleurs> good 1
02:00 <couleurs> ronaldo to atletico
02:00 <couleurs> lol
02:00 <TheRiddler> Zlatan to Tottenham
03:00 <couleurs> :o
03:00 <TheRiddler> for 86mil
03:00 <simba> ronny 2 atletico thats the 1 that the guy who posted it got
03:00 <simba> was it u
04:00 <couleurs> nope
04:00 <simba> https://31.media.tumblr.com/a2177319f91387c3136389619052aae3/tumblr_n6b9rwKsbA1r6x3txo1_500.jpg
04:00 <TheRiddler> I have 7 audible credits
04:00 <TheRiddler> what to listen to
05:00 <simba> death care
05:00 <simba> core
05:00 <couleurs> korn feat skrillex
07:00 <couleurs> holy crap @ spain team
08:00 <couleurs> lowest player is like an 82
08:00 <TheRiddler> it's a audio book site
09:00 <simba> torres made it
09:00 <simba> harry potter and the prizna of azkenban
11:00 <couleurs> i think he was in the reserves
11:00 <Maurice> That was on last night
11:00 <simba> theyll prob use him as a stop gap then costa comes on to score in the last 10 mins
12:00 <simba> like ba
13:00 <couleurs> fuck
14:00 <couleurs> why is this guy good now
16:00 <omfgbbqhax> mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
32:00 <TheRiddler> I got book 15 of dresden files and The way of shadows by brent weeks
32:00 <TheRiddler> I hear Brent Weeks books are good
41:00 <TheRiddler> maybe nerdygirl know some good fantasy or sci-fi books
42:00 <TheRiddler> I wish the whole raymond feist books were on audible
42:00 <TheRiddler> hai Mew
43:00 <TheRiddler> know any good fantasyy or sci-fi books?
43:00 <TheRiddler> wtf
44:00 <Mew> hi riddlz
44:00 <TheRiddler> umm ok
44:00 <omfgbbqhax> lol
44:00 <TheRiddler> why you get z-lined lol
44:00 <Mew> idk maybe hitchhikers guide to the galaxy
44:00 <TheRiddler> hmm
45:00 <Mew> oh was i zlined??
45:00 <TheRiddler> yeah
45:00 <Mew> i keep disconnecting every time i join #cats
45:00 <TheRiddler> maybe they banned the channel
45:00 <Mew> i must be getting zlined every time :s
46:00 <TheRiddler> yeah were z-lined both times
46:00 <Maurice> (21:43:40) *** Quits: Mew ([email protected]) (Z-Lined)
46:00 <Mew> wow
46:00 <Mew> hardcore
47:00 <Maurice> It happens on undernet too, if you join a certain channel you're booted from a 'normal' channel
47:00 <Mew> oh its elements fault
47:00 <Mew> BLACKDEVIL YOU CUNT
47:00 <Student> ic
48:00 <Student> you get z-lined because of cats
51:00 <Mew> BlackDevil fix it you goober 
52:00 <Student> it is there for a reason 
52:00 <Student> nothing personel 
54:00 <Mew> thanks blackdevski you little crumpet
55:00 <Student> might want to send him a pair of diapers as a good will gesture
55:00 <Mew> good idea
55:00 <TheRiddler> where are they congretating now lol
55:00 <TheRiddler> :p
56:00 <Mew> its fixed now lol
56:00 <TheRiddler> aww
58:00 <A> O
58:00 <A> RIIIIIIIIIITE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
58:00 <A> got it
59:00 <A> can't use the onboard 5-th port cause tis a shared port
59:00 <A> ffs
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