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00:00 <ShadowLurker> (y) makes sense
00:00 <simba> they dont look fake
00:00 <Jew-el> You're a terrible boob judge Bonny.  ShadowLurker and I have decades of experience with boobs.  We can assure you they are not fake.
00:00 <ShadowLurker> theyre not fake
00:00 <Bonny> I'm female.. I own my own set
00:00 <Jewel> well im saying im not sure why you are being rude to me
00:00 <^pilot^> well who would have known that 80 series landcruiser handbrakes fail really easily
00:00 <simba> play nicely every 1
00:00 <^pilot^> even after you adjust them
00:00 <Jewel> yes boss
00:00 <Jew-el> I've seen over 100 sets of boobs in real life situations.  Have you Bonny?
00:00 <simba> lol
00:00 <Jewel> simba
00:00 <Bonny> yes.. I'm a lesbian
00:00 <Maurice> They're not fake and I'm male with my own set
01:00 <xm> i need a chess set with the boob theme
01:00 <Jew-el> simba: Everyone? Jewel is polluting the channel with her own patented special kind of dumb and you say "everyone"?  
01:00 <screwss> mewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
01:00 <Jewel> Mewww
01:00 <simba> yes play nice every 1 its a general message
01:00 <simba> play nice every 1
01:00 <Mew> helloooo my sick puppies
02:00 <simba> helloooooo Mew
02:00 <Jew-el> Mew will know.  Mew, take a look at these boobs ShadowLurker will link and tell us if you believe they are fake. 
02:00 <Fez> Speaking ofboobs..
02:00 <xm> ./amsg everyone be nice. santa is here with a proxy. panda got no PS4s last year because he was being himself. a dickhead
02:00 <ShadowLurker> lol xm
03:00 <Jewel> Jew-el change your nick
03:00 <Jew-el> You're not my fat mother ... you can't tell me what to do.  Fuck off.
03:00 <ShadowLurker> LOL
03:00 <Jewel> lord
04:00 <Jewel> i know im a trend setter
04:00 <Mewel> felicity Shadwel
04:00 <Shadewel> HOLY JESUS https://31.media.tumblr.com/381618b9e953e5c2da43c9b779df1cad/tumblr_n8k9b1op3e1riwqrqo1_500.jpg
04:00 <Jewel> lol
04:00 <Shadewel> LO
04:00 <Shadewel> L
04:00 <Jew-el> You're a munted ugly woman who may as well eat her ovaries as dried sultanas because no man will ever fertalise an egg from them Jewel.
04:00 <Fez> Too black
05:00 <xm> is that the girl from Saved By The Bell. well dem bells aint gonna save her if da house is gonna burn down
05:00 <screwss> time to nuke Jewel 
05:00 <simba> play nice every 1
06:00 <Fez> 2nd warning
06:00 <Fez> :P
06:00 <xm> 'it had to be done'
06:00 <xm> my DDoS manifesto
06:00 <xm> ur all it
06:00 <Jew-el> Jewel. I was wrong.  screwss will stir your honey pot with his pox ridden skin tag penis. 
06:00 <simba> /amsg https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5DmYLrxR0Y8
06:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: WAR - WHY CAN'T WE BE FRIENDS (Aug 16, 2007) 3:51 - Category: Music - 2,275,272 -
06:00 <screwss> okay
06:00 <screwss> now DDOS
07:00 <Shadewel> https://31.media.tumblr.com/58984366b634a1c6a1e901fb1fbb624d/tumblr_na43na8FRF1spzt07o1_500.jpg
07:00 <Bonny> screwss do you have their ip to nuke them? you're so full of shit
07:00 <Shadewel> LOL
07:00 <Shadewel> its screwss
07:00 <Bonny> yup
07:00 <Shadewel> its autmatically bs
07:00 <Jewel> i think he does
07:00 <Bonny> I don't
07:00 <screwss> I HAVE HALF OF THEIR IP
07:00 <MadScientist> LOOOOL
08:00 <Bonny> the first half?
08:00 <Bonny> lol
08:00 <MadScientist> half
08:00 <Bonny> you need the rest
08:00 <Jewel> Skirmish ur an idiot
08:00 <Bonny> I see the full host and ips
08:00 <Bonny> which you don't see
08:00 <MadScientist> so that narrows it down to 65,536 numbers
08:00 <MuntedJewel> You have a high level of expertise in idiocy so I have to accept your word for it Jewel. 
08:00 <MadScientist> LOL
08:00 <xm> screwss, downgraded to Windows 95 so he could run the old nuking apps with full compatibility. this means he can nuke some computers on the net. maybe 0.00015%
08:00 <MadScientist> no hole
09:00 <screwss> hahaha
09:00 <screwss> HAHAHAA
09:00 <MadScientist> got no hole
09:00 <screwss> xm: lets do this
09:00 <simba> who was that
10:00 <faux> mYsTeRiOuSe BaNz
10:00 <screwss> wTf
10:00 <MadScientist> got milk https://31.media.tumblr.com/d61fefd813324c4dacdf68992ec5aecc/tumblr_na4l9zirqx1tsefoho1_500.png
10:00 <Jewel> Skirmish wants to be a female
11:00 <faux> me irl https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iS8x96THjMM
11:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: jamie oliver sticker 12 garden book ( May 31, 2014) 0 - Category: People & Blogs - 195 views - 1 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
11:00 <bi_bbw> <simba> r u a bbw <------ someone needs to figure out what gender this person is especially if it needs to ask that question O_o
11:00 <simba> lol
12:00 <Jewel> lol
12:00 <simba> <---------------- female
12:00 <Jewel> ur just right for bi_bbw
12:00 <xm> hi ok im bi rn in rl go go go! 
13:00 <simba> lol
13:00 <simba> so yer i fuck dudes
13:00 <xm> me to
13:00 <British^Meat> lol
13:00 <Jewel> we wont hold it against u
13:00 <xm> ye ha
13:00 <simba> hold dudes against me
14:00 <screwss> huh
14:00 <Jewel> ok lol
14:00 <screwss> did i come in at the wrong time
14:00 <Jewel> no u cum at the right time
15:00 <doctor> this is madness
15:00 <simba> yes
16:00 <Jewel> maybe she is driving his 1992 yellow ford?
16:00 <MadScientist> https://33.media.tumblr.com/367dae71d4e6be45e97f685f8903d256/tumblr_na3sw1LKmw1so9q0wo1_500.png
16:00 <Jewel> im not looking at your picctures anymore
16:00 <MadScientist> good
16:00 <MadScientist> they werent for you
16:00 <Jewel> fine
17:00 <Jewe|> http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y169/MYV64U/Cars/100_1973.jpg    <---------- This is a 1992 model ford is it? 
17:00 <Jewel> why cant skirmish disconnect somehow
17:00 <Jewe|> I have no idea who tim is. 
17:00 <serts> i am here for the drama
17:00 <Jewel> hi serts
17:00 <Jewel> lol
17:00 <simba> im herre for bi_bbw
17:00 <Jewel> haha
18:00 <MadScientist> false advertising on this one https://38.media.tumblr.com/946ef1cdee70f28afa2247249afc50ca/tumblr_na6bkdDmhz1rfm3flo1_500.jpg
18:00 <simba> lmao
18:00 <simba> FIRST ANAL Quest
19:00 <xm> hi im here for the dramas too. bi_bbw for best break through actress (really a guy) and a special nobel peace prize for simba for encourage diplomacy in #melb with his /amsg docudrama
20:00 <serts> xm: you're on irc. guy, girl, does it really matter?
20:00 <xm> you make it sound like a hypothetical question 
20:00 <xm> we all know the answers already
20:00 <MadScientist> thats most def NOT her first anal
21:00 <serts> xm: well i didn't really expect a definitve answer.
21:00 <Jewel> when was your first MadScientist
21:00 <MadScientist> many years ago
22:00 <Jewel> interesting
22:00 <MadScientist> why
22:00 <mike28> I'm looking for a real-life female cuddle buddy. Cost negotiable. Any interest?
22:00 <simba> when was ur first anal quest?
22:00 <Jewe|> You got one of these Jewel? http://imgur.com/t3OzE5V
22:00 <Jewel> just asking
23:00 <Jewe|> mike28: Jewel will do it with you and you can let her pay you. 
23:00 <MadScientist> this is a [Maverick] look if i ever saw one https://33.media.tumblr.com/5613932a94b38ec82b37387062ccc41e/tumblr_na22lwUa8t1tc5giuo1_1280.jpg
23:00 <simba> skirmish can u chill out bro 
24:00 <simba> do u wanna smoke some beer 
24:00 <[Maverick]> phwaooorrrrr
24:00 <screwss> simba: thank you
24:00 <simba> beer it up bro
24:00 <screwss> the child has to tell the adult to grow up go figure
24:00 <Timmo> That is a lovely set. 
25:00 <simba> screwss UR A CHILD
25:00 <faux> lmao MadScientist
25:00 <serts> hey faux, why are you such a homosexual?
26:00 <[Maverick]> quite slothlike 
26:00 <screwss> Timmo: your scum and i feel sorry for your wife-to-be
26:00 <Jewel> i feel sorry for him all together
26:00 <Timmo> screwss: That would be devastating if your opinion mattered.  
26:00 <simba> his scum?
26:00 <simba> what about his scum HahHahahah
26:00 <serts> i feel like im missing out on gossip 
26:00 <screwss> you got me on a technicality there
26:00 <screwss> feel bigger
26:00 <Jewel> men bonding over naked pictures
27:00 <Jewel> is there anything more pathetic in the world
27:00 <simba> yes
27:00 <simba> whats wrong with sharing naked ladies
27:00 <Jewel> skirmish?
27:00 <Timmo> Jewel: Nobody is making you stay in the channel. Leave. 
27:00 <serts> jewel: depends, are they their own naked pictures or someone elses?
27:00 <Jewel> i said pictures simba
27:00 <Jewel> someone elses serts
27:00 <simba> yes i know whats wrong with sharingnaked pictures
28:00 <Timmo> The question was "What is wrong with it" Jewel.  What is wrong with doing what we're doing? 
28:00 <MadScientist> https://38.media.tumblr.com/547a9f6c3fc3a99b40114d78ced71928/tumblr_na8ek3ZfWw1tc5giuo1_1280.jpg
28:00 <simba> werent you asking for naked men to be shared
28:00 <Jewel> its pathetic
28:00 <Jewel> i meant to keep it equal idont look at pictures of naked men
29:00 <Timmo> So don't click the links then.  Simple. 
29:00 <simba> to keep it equal? lol
29:00 <simba> men dont wanna share mens bodies
29:00 <simba> generally
29:00 <simba> unless theyre weightlifter fags
29:00 <serts> it doesn't really work like that you neanderthal fucks.
29:00 <faux> lol.
30:00 <faux> x100
30:00 <Jewel> some guys might enjoy it
30:00 <serts> especially considering you're desperate irc using virgins. you should be promoting equality of the sexes, since it's the only possible chance you have of getting laid.
30:00 <Jewel> fine simba be a perv all yoou want
30:00 <faux> yowzer
30:00 <MadScientist> ROFL
30:00 <Jewel> well half of these ppl are taken
30:00 <MadScientist> serts is rather angry
30:00 <Timmo> serts is angry. 
30:00 <simba> why would it be pathetic to share pictures of women though 
30:00 <Jewel> which is the sad thing
30:00 <serts> nah, i'm a happy kind of guy
31:00 <MadScientist> how about i meet you halfway Jewel https://31.media.tumblr.com/55e4471cfe26f0b37d335c3ea261b22e/tumblr_n8camtq8781qahikeo1_500.jpg
31:00 <Timmo> You need to work more on the happy then pal.
31:00 <Jewel> because if someone wanted to look at naked pictures of people they have their own internet to look
31:00 <Timmo> lol MadScientist
31:00 <Jewel> MadScientist im not looking
31:00 <serts> i don't have the pent up sexual frustrations you guys are so eager to express
31:00 <Timmo> We're using our own internet to look. 
31:00 <Jewel> what is it
31:00 <MadScientist> aww cmon
31:00 <MadScientist> theres tits and dick
31:00 <Jewel> well thats acceptable MadScientist
31:00 <[Maverick]> neither do I serts, so stop being an assuming fuckwit. 
32:00 <simba> this is a chatroom where you generally share things on the internet maybe with like minded people 
32:00 <serts> i wonder what kind of tech support you lads work in
32:00 <simba> isnt half the point of the itnernet to share content??
32:00 <Timmo> serts: You've got pent up something.  Ill fitting butt plug perhaps?
32:00 <Jewel> so your like minded people are pervs?
32:00 <simba> if you call it perving
32:00 <faux> buts http://38.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwevl1eHlK1qmrshlo1_500.jpg
32:00 <beehhh> chilly prawn
32:00 <MadScientist> well "technically" simba the internet was originally designed as a security communication network
32:00 <serts> first level helpdesk maybe?
32:00 <simba> do you think sharing pictures of women that women have uploaded themselves to be shared is "perving" on those women?
33:00 <MadScientist> rofl
33:00 <Jewel> simba
33:00 <Jewel> i said
33:00 <Jewel> continue your perving
33:00 <Jewel> we dont have to argue about this
33:00 <simba> im just interested 
33:00 <faux> Jewel, thoughts.. http://38.media.tumblr.com/0193f2efb2fd16ff055447574f685482/tumblr_n8r5hmUrcY1r20xcxo1_400.png
33:00 <xm> serts, yes, i do tech support. have you tried resetting your waiting and waiting for 30 seconds to lose your virginity?
33:00 <Timmo> We all know why Jewel is so angry about it.  With each picture that shows a volumptuous woman that is desired by many she feels terrible that her body that looks like a half filled potato sack is wanted by nobody.
33:00 <xm> router/waiting*
34:00 <MadScientist> serts
34:00 <Jewel> faux im not looking
34:00 <simba> if we shared a picture of michaelangelo would we be perving on it
34:00 <xm> ill wait here sir while you go check it out
34:00 <MadScientist> o/
34:00 <faux> its not a chick though :'''''''''''''''''''''''(
34:00 <Jewel> obvoiusy you wouldnt be saying aw hes got a nice penis
34:00 <faux> MadScientist, simba and skirmish irl http://38.media.tumblr.com/ba544bb048d048539d1dee25182da18a/tumblr_n4tzl8SGIh1tzljuqo1_500.jpg
34:00 <xm> serts, are you still on the line?
34:00 <Jewel> faux you desribe it to me
34:00 <MadScientist> https://31.media.tumblr.com/0712f533bbaff7429d03e28690d15232/tumblr_mnud0uuFot1rqgt3wo1_400.gif
34:00 <MadScientist> thats me right now
34:00 <faux> no, dont be such a prude and click it
35:00 <Timmo> I'm in the middle.
35:00 <serts> tehe
35:00 <MadScientist> hahahahaha
35:00 <Jewel> what is it
35:00 <MadScientist> nice dancers
35:00 <Jewel> is it kevin rudd
35:00 <simba> lol
35:00 <simba> yep
35:00 <MadScientist> quite talented
35:00 <Timmo> lol Kevin Rudd ... what is wrong with Jewel's head?! 
35:00 <faux> http://37.media.tumblr.com/da3b8c44586f86ad496f1b941426db77/tumblr_mopp71ILJq1s2vmr2o1_500.jpg
35:00 <xm> wb serts. did the lights flash on your router and did you lose your virginity?
35:00 <faux> idgaf male ballet dancers have the nicest buts
36:00 <Jewel> ive never seen ballet dancers in real
36:00 <beehhh> primer daughter stabbed another hero junkie
36:00 <MadScientist> https://33.media.tumblr.com/9583c70cecf642bca1b0a04873c05bec/tumblr_n9u3vy4AKo1qahikeo1_500.jpg
36:00 <Timmo> serts: I am 2nd tier helpdesk.  Just turn your computer off and back on again and see if that solves your problem.
36:00 <MadScientist> fuck off beehhh
37:00 <faux> lol ~beehhs news updates~
37:00 <faux> live (12 hours later) on irc
37:00 <Timmo> lol
37:00 <xm> serts, im 3rd tiet. ignore Timmo. you need to clime up the power pole outside your house and touch the live wires to try again if it didnt work this time
37:00 <xm> tier*
37:00 <xm> climb*
37:00 <Jewel> getting there
37:00 <faux> clime
37:00 <Timmo> Ignore that advice because everyone knows you need to wrap your body in aluminium foil if climbing the pole is going to work.
37:00 <serts> i'm glad you guys have climbed to such aspiring heights, your parents must be very proud of you when they're not busy driving you to and from work
37:00 <faux> clemon and clime
38:00 <MadScientist> mesmerising https://31.media.tumblr.com/0ad9af816222e9d5e414b3c50425e0ae/tumblr_mra3rczMGB1szu31io1_500.gif
38:00 <beehhh> junkie was battling his own heroin addiction while she stabbed him on a meth rage
38:00 <Jewel> cave men
38:00 <xm> well, yeah, my parents are retired. about time i get someone to chauffer me back and forth from the mansion to the office. in the rolls royce
38:00 <Timmo> I drive myself in my yellow falcon I haven't owned for 5 years. 
38:00 <xm> they enjoy it
38:00 <Jewel> lol xm
38:00 <simba> beehhh how long did u do meth in melbourne
38:00 <Timmo> The 1992/2003 model. 
39:00 <beehhh> https://au.news.yahoo.com/video/watch/24714883/harriet-wran-charged-with-murder/
39:00 <LIVING_IN_A_MANSION> HEY EVERYBODY LOOK HOW SUCCESSFUL I AM
39:00 <xm> lol
39:00 <beehhh> i hope she gets locked up for good
39:00 <xm> is this that superman guy
39:00 <faux> fuk ye http://38.media.tumblr.com/77575b0096f6f3e2518b7a3184a2d549/tumblr_mt6m383X0o1s4v2lbo1_500.jpg
39:00 <beehhh> junkie town
40:00 <faux> no, superman cant string sentences together this well
40:00 <xm> yeah but he could have been acting all along
40:00 <MadScientist> jesus h christ https://38.media.tumblr.com/152a67a6c8607de131cb4da536803cfd/tumblr_n8hpkrCQGa1qahikeo1_500.gif
40:00 <faux> eh
40:00 <[DoC]> http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2721891/Transgender-couple-prepare-telling-children-father-actually-mother-vice-versa.html more british retardness
40:00 <Timmo> Why are you so angry serts?  Did a successful person have sex with your gf? 
40:00 <beehhh> http://diygoodsex.com/images/driller.jpg
41:00 <[DoC]> Read an article where all the stores in a shopping plaza were looted and trashed.. The only 2 that were not was a Christian Bookstore and a Tattoo/Gun shop in which the owner and his employees stood outside with guns during the rioting..
41:00 <serts> lol .. like someone on irc had a girlfriend
41:00 <serts> sucessful or otherwise
41:00 <MadScientist> serts seems jaded
41:00 <MadScientist> no idea why
41:00 <MadScientist> LOL
41:00 <Timmo> Very much so. 
41:00 <xm> ./amsg we have a life coach on IRC. PM serts NOW!
41:00 <beehhh> http://tb9.timtube.com/70700.jpg
42:00 <serts> thanks, i deserve the appropriate credit for my awesomeness
42:00 <faux> serts is lampy irl
42:00 <MadScientist> no no no
42:00 <MadScientist> youre deluded
42:00 <xm> she was never this angry
42:00 <Timmo> So what did happen to you?  Why such aggressive behaviour?  
42:00 <MadScientist> you are not awesome
42:00 <MadScientist> not even a little
42:00 <serts> what's a lampy? is this some sort of 2014 irc reference which escapes everyone except the "cool" people?
43:00 <MadScientist> faux https://38.media.tumblr.com/d62e8b8fe8e66d6f229f91c4f4e48fdf/tumblr_n7o1la9D6F1qahikeo1_500.gif
43:00 <beehhh> http://www.modelshowdown.com/wp-content/nude/2009/07/dildo-drill.jpg
43:00 <Timmo> So you're angry that you're not considered one of the cool people? 
43:00 <faux> whats a lampy 
43:00 <faux> -lampy
43:00 <xm> yes, this is an IRC conference
43:00 <xm> in fact we've all got name tags
43:00 <xm> ----->
43:00 <faux> MadScientist cut dat skin nigga
43:00 <Timmo> Fuck beehhh off.  He's not even a little bit funny.  
43:00 <faux> also http://37.media.tumblr.com/a4910533477b50585a9403c40c9974f3/tumblr_mt60mgeSjZ1s4v2lbo1_500.jpg
43:00 <MadScientist> ikr
44:00 <serts> yep. i am bitter about how irc status has passed me by, leaving me a pauper in the face of my social elite
44:00 <beehhh> that asian look a like faux
44:00 <Timmo> serts: Considered suicide then?  I can't see you reversing your irc social situation. 
44:00 <simba> l-r - faux, serenity, Maurice, Jewel https://38.media.tumblr.com/11726445f58fa7ddf4cd957a8c4d84af/tumblr_muvk9fKxQR1ssqj77o1_500.gif
45:00 <Timmo> Robin Williams can do it, so can you.  AVAGO! 
45:00 <beehhh> sexy tranny
45:00 <faux> rude Timmo
45:00 <faux> rude.
45:00 <Timmo> Just being helpful. 
46:00 <xm> Robin Williams died in Bangkok. Woke up as Mrs Doubtfire. it was just a metaphor guys
46:00 <serts> suicide might be my only option; there's not much left of me if i can't aspire to your level of success
46:00 <MadScientist> why so angry
46:00 <Jewel> simba im not looking
46:00 <MadScientist> enough Jewel
46:00 <beehhh> http://cdn-w.pornstarblognetwork.com/clubmasonmoore.com/public_html/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/Mason-Moore-Lesbians-7.jpg
47:00 <MadScientist> we know youre a cunt
47:00 <xm> serts, plz dont die. this support conversation is being recorded and my manager might hear it
47:00 <MadScientist> shut up
47:00 <Timmo> Sounds like half the battle is already won for you serts.  You've identified and problem and realised there is no coming back for you.
47:00 <xm> i might get demoted to tier 2 if you kill yourself because of your tech problems i didnt resolve
47:00 <serts> thanks xm. your support is appreciated and masturbated to
47:00 <simba> im looking hard
47:00 <MadScientist> im hard
47:00 <xm> serts, how are your chaturbate loads going? have the DNS problems been resolved?
48:00 <tooheys> you're calling us pathetic for looking at pics of women, and you're a goth? are you serious?
48:00 <xm> omegle? that going fine too?
48:00 <serts> what's a dns
48:00 <MadScientist> lol
49:00 <Timmo> So this is Jewel then?  http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-ZgIH2iRCF94/UJalAbslYjI/AAAAAAAAMf0/zEBwmsH6EJU/s1600/038.JPG
49:00 <tooheys> wow look at the tits on that thing
50:00 <xm> serts, that question isnt covered in my troubleshooting flowchart. sorry
50:00 <Maurice> Which one am I, simba?
50:00 <serts> hey, this must be time for a your mum joke
50:00 <Timmo> http://img190.imageshack.us/img190/8392/nogoth.jpg    <------- Got this direct from Jewel's imageshack account. 
50:00 <serts> xm, good job son, i'm proud of you for trying to better yourself
50:00 <simba> Maurice 1 of the sexy 1s
50:00 <xm> serts, thanks. please ring up my manager and tell him how great i am
50:00 <xm> i wanna make it to the next tier
51:00 <serts> timmo, i like that one. as easy as she is, she still wouldn't fuck you though
51:00 <Timmo> lol you don't have a manager. We're all managers! 
51:00 <serts> unless .. sister?
51:00 <Timmo> serts: I'm engaged so I wouldn't be interested thankfully. 
51:00 <beehhh> calling it a nite
52:00 <beehhh> fucking 2mora is another fucking day
52:00 <Maurice> Hot
52:00 <serts> timmo: give him my congratulations, he is a very lucky man
52:00 <Timmo> *sigh* I wish you were better at this. 
52:00 <xm> Timmo, so true. ask anyone on tech support that you want to speak to their manager...the response: "you're talking to him now"
52:00 <beehhh> getting 5gram of weed with halves my share of a deal
52:00 <serts> woo. weed! i'm cool too!
52:00 <beehhh> 70RM = 25AU
53:00 <MadScientist> https://31.media.tumblr.com/32e683c7f273d10e344dfefa69d1a694/tumblr_naa3blNi7v1smvl8ao1_500.jpg
53:00 <Timmo> https://angriestmanonline.files.wordpress.com/2011/08/fat-goth-girls.jpg    <----- SHOOT IT! 
53:00 <beehhh> all asians are comming to perth for their citizenship
54:00 <Timmo> Go to bed beehhh.
54:00 <Timmo> Go to sleep you paki. 
54:00 <serts>  timmo: i'm sure your "fiance" expresses the same opinion
54:00 <beehhh> organge necter are better than orange juice
55:00 <Jewel> blow up fiance
55:00 <beehhh> Timmo = skitzomesh
56:00 <Timmo> serts reminds me of angry troll pre 2002 Austnet. 
56:00 <Timmo> Jewel reminds me of mzyoyo ... with down syndrome. 
56:00 <beehhh> http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/australiaandthepacific/australia/11034096/Daughter-of-former-Australian-state-premier-Neville-Wran-charged-with-murder.html
56:00 <serts> timmo reminds me of someone who hasn't left austnet since prior to 2002
57:00 <Jewel> he hasnt
57:00 <Timmo> I've had heaps of holidays so you'd be wrong.  Keep trying.  Maybe you'll find my button one day. 
57:00 <serts> yep, it just might be inside all of those holidays you've had
57:00 <serts> loll
58:00 <Timmo> Now you've stopped making any sense at all.  Come on keep up.
58:00 <beehhh> im with irc melbourne ever since
59:00 <serts> i can't keep up, there's about 20 years of irc references that you're looking for that i can't possibly hope to hang with
59:00 <Timmo> Still no sense to be made. 
00:00 <serts> i guess not, i'll just have to content myself with never being as cool as you on the internet relay chat
01:00 <poll0ck> timmo fuck off u sewer animal
01:00 <serts> yeah, you sewer animal
02:00 <[DoC]> Timmo is Element 
02:00 <[DoC]> LOL
02:00 <screwss> Jewel: babe im talkin to you
02:00 <poll0ck> haha fuck off loser
02:00 <serts> i guess element is a sewer animal too then
02:00 <poll0ck> element is the biggest irc loser
02:00 <Jewel> oh what
02:00 <[DoC]> Timmo crying like a mad bitch all the time Lol
02:00 <poll0ck> im elements dad
02:00 <[DoC]> LoL
02:00 <poll0ck> mr lawrence milne
02:00 <Jewel> i see
03:00 <poll0ck> im here to get him back
03:00 <Jewel> screwss
03:00 <poll0ck> me and his mother mrs po want him back in home with us in perth
03:00 <Timmo> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2m_r9kMcWbM
03:00 <Jewel> lol
03:00 <poll0ck> we sick of his lonliness
03:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: [New Album 2014] 1000hp - Godsmack (Full Song) ( Aug 1, 2014) 48:31 - Category: Entertainment - 19,881 - 267 likes (94.7%), 15 dislikes (5.3%)
03:00 <poll0ck> element come home
03:00 <poll0ck> we have a fresh bed for you
03:00 <simba> is that you mentalson?
03:00 <poll0ck> and some strawberry jam
03:00 <Jewel> this place is a mad house
03:00 <[DoC]> LOL
04:00 <poll0ck> come home pollock
04:00 <serts> i miss timmo
04:00 <Timmo> lol I am element?  ROFL 
04:00 <simba> plivent?
04:00 <serts> him and his fiance were fun
04:00 <poll0ck> Timmo is element
04:00 <simba> poll0ck : are you ban evading, plivent
04:00 <Jewel> no timmo is Skirmish
04:00 <serts> :|
04:00 <serts> ban evading?!
04:00 <poll0ck> skirmish is a monkey
05:00 <Jewel> what happened to that person with one in their nick
05:00 <serts> haha
05:00 <poll0ck> austnet is dead
05:00 <serts> is my jealousy that obvious?
05:00 <beehhh> http://i.imgur.com/4g7KC.jpg
06:00 <serts> i sure feel like i have missed out a lot not logging onto irc for the past 10 years
06:00 <Jewel> isngt that nano
06:00 <Jewel> or neno
06:00 <xm> serts, we feel the same
06:00 <Timmo> serts: Were you this stupid before you left 10 years ago? 
06:00 <xm> it's the solar flare cycle
06:00 <xm> roughly every 11 years
06:00 <xm> see you again in about 11
06:00 <xm> flame on
07:00 <Timmo> I mean ... to log into irc and then use irc to say people are inferior because they use irc is the single most moronic thing to do on irc. 
07:00 <serts> xm; if i was to  come back in 11 years, i imagine i'd still find you here
07:00 <xm> of course
07:00 <xm> i really hope so
07:00 <serts> still a virgin, unless you and timmo had consumated your love
07:00 <xm> because it means Austnet would still be around
07:00 <Jewel> as if he would touch timmo
07:00 <[Maverick]> what's wrong with using IRC 
07:00 <Jewel> what isnt
07:00 <Jewel> anyone who is here has problems
07:00 <Timmo> serts: Are you homosexual or a closet homo?  You've made quite a few homophobic comments tonight. 
08:00 <xm> that's because by then i'd be in Muslim Heaven, serts. with my 72 virgins here. all mine. just 74 people. me, 72 female virgins, and chanop to stop the girls from fighting over me
08:00 <Timmo> Jewel: What are your problems?
08:00 <Jewel> lol
08:00 <Jewel> isnt chanop a girl?
08:00 <serts> timmo; srry pal, i'm flattered, but i'm not interested in your advances
08:00 <Jewel> she will be fighting with them over you
08:00 <xm> yes, but chanop is like the mother of all
08:00 <Jewel> ahhh ok
08:00 <Timmo> Another one.  Did you take 10 years off irc to deal with your latent homosexuality? 
08:00 <xm> she is Austnet's "Eve"
08:00 <Jewel> good point
08:00 <Jewel> got you
09:00 <serts> i must have; it's a sharp juxtaposition to spending 10 years revelling it in
09:00 <xm> anger gets greater as a closeted super homo gay realises their homosexuality. in fact, they will have to stream gay porn to do 'research' on how to identity their targets
10:00 <xm> identify*
10:00 <Timmo> I wish you luck in your journey towards self awareness serts. 
10:00 <xm> 'ok. gays fuck men. got it'
11:00 <beehhh> http://justkhaotic.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/cream_of_fetus_soup.jpg
12:00 <Jewel> bi men
13:00 <beehhh> lesbian women
14:00 <Jewel> lesbian men
14:00 <beehhh> gay woman
14:00 <Jewel> nice
16:00 <doctor> sounds nice
16:00 <doctor> cream of fetus
18:00 <xm> doctor, so human blood. should it be stored in the pantry or fridge? which method is better to prevent coagulation? would sprinkling a bit of asprin inside help?
19:00 <Timmo> Storage container would need to be air tight to prevent clotting.
20:00 <xm> the clotting process in a living body is probably one of the most underestimated things
20:00 <xm> it's cascading. too little clotting and you bleed to death. too much and you die
20:00 <xm> it's like a full designed engineered system
20:00 <Timmo> Remidns me I haven't taken my aspro for the day.
20:00 <serts> the permeation of your rancid smell must be one of your most personally underestimated things
21:00 <Timmo> You try way too hard serts.  Relax. 
21:00 <xm> serts, we are speaking over the telephone not smellophone!!!!
21:00 <xm> how is this possible???
22:00 <Jewel> lol
22:00 <doctor> You gotta drink it fresh, there's no other way
22:00 <Jewel> smellophone
22:00 <xm> there was a dr who ep like that
22:00 <xm> there was a family of vampires and the kid killed off some person. and the parents told him off for not drinking it while he was still alive...as the blood became stale
22:00 <xm> i wonder once they do die if vampires have a '3 second rule'
23:00 <doctor> It's always best to drink the blood of a living virgin, after they die is a crime against nature
23:00 <doctor> but eating the meat is fine
23:00 <xm> why was he asking for tech support?
24:00 <xm> he uses *nix 
24:00 <Timmo> Dunno.  Needed a self esteem boost I guess. 
24:00 <doctor> he's one of those people who change nicks frequently and claim to take 10 year breaks between sessions
24:00 <beehhh> fresh blood orange juice
25:00 <doctor> one of those people
25:00 <beehhh> too many azn hookers in wa
25:00 <xm> it actually had the pretentiousness of a role playing girl though
26:00 <beehhh> none seem to be leaving ne time soon
26:00 <xm> last time i saw that in a guy was with a gay though
26:00 <Timmo> Well we've made a discovery that makes a lot of sense tonight.  Jewel is goth. 
26:00 <Timmo> Explains her outbursts of projected self loathing.
27:00 <beehhh> pass on to generation to generation but for me only one off one time entry one time only
27:00 <doctor> Trying to remember the trolls name
27:00 <doctor> nah it's gone
27:00 <xm> doctor, it'll come to you soon
27:00 <xm> maybe in bed
27:00 <doctor> too much other crap has replaced
27:00 <xm> you better have a notepad nearby
27:00 <doctor> yeah that would be right
27:00 <xm> in case you forget again
28:00 <beehhh> doctor this will help to boost up your memory by far
28:00 <xm> turn on the lights, sit up in your jammies, put on your glasses and write it down. and tell Mrs Brady it's none of her business what you're doing
28:00 <beehhh> http://cdn.calvetsupply.com/images/uploads/Salmon_Oil_Gel_Caps_120ct.jpg
29:00 <doctor> Mrs Brady knows not to question
29:00 <xm> she never knew he was gay
29:00 <xm> it was better that way
29:00 <xm> for the kids
30:00 <xm> and the ratings
30:00 <xm> definitely the ratings
30:00 <doctor> yeah the kids were screwed regardless
30:00 <beehhh> https://www.vitaminking.com.au/Wild-Alaskan-Pure-Salmon-Oil-300-Capsules-by-Nutra-Life.html
30:00 <doctor> that stuff is all nonsense beehhh
30:00 <beehhh> salmon oil are different to normal fish oil
31:00 <beehhh> you never tried them have you
31:00 <doctor> fish oil isnt the panacea of thought decay
31:00 <xm> beehhh must have read something from a health advice column
31:00 <xm> on an australian news site
31:00 <doctor> i swear, people see it like the next snake oil
31:00 <doctor> probably news.com.au
32:00 <doctor> they always have junk articles
32:00 <beehhh> cigarette kills brain cells
32:00 <xm> there was an article once how snake oil was actually good for you. as if they were trying to vindicate the Chinese
32:00 <doctor> yeah so does getting older
32:00 <beehhh> salmon oil could cross brain blood cell brarrier
32:00 <beehhh> and heal the damages you've done over stress
33:00 <xm> and for all we know there is a Nigerian prince out there with money to give
33:00 <doctor> yeah i heard that too
33:00 <Jewel> i received an email from him yesterday
34:00 <beehhh> http://bebrainfit.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/krill-capsule.jpg
36:00 <beehhh> http://www.vitacost.com/nordic-naturals-kenai-wild-alaskan-salmon-oil
38:00 <beehhh> girls are busy scoring a root
39:00 <Timmo> I enjoy watching Neil deGrasse Tyson speeches.
40:00 <beehhh> http://www.nutrilysdelmar.com/img/cms/salmon-oil-comparaison.jpg
41:00 <screwss> http://cdn.madamenoire.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/karolina-kurkova-1.jpg
42:00 <beehhh> hawt
42:00 <BlackDevil> how do i make my keys less sticky?
42:00 <screwss> no belly button
42:00 <screwss> BlackDevil: stop masturbating on them
42:00 <Timmo> stop ejaculating on your keyboard.
43:00 <[Maverick]> Is it 
43:00 <[Maverick]> just me or this week has been filled with mentally ill fuckwits on this network? 
43:00 <BlackDevil> but then others wont touch the keyboard if i clean it
44:00 <screwss> where are you setting the bar [Maverick] ?
44:00 <screwss> at your own level of intelligence and maturity?
44:00 <[Maverick]> quite high actually.. 
44:00 <[Maverick]> if we are going to base it on that. 
45:00 <BlackDevil> i like to get my jizz on other peoples fingers
45:00 <BlackDevil> because im at a public library
47:00 <Timmo> Has this week been worse than other weeks or you've just noticed it more? 
48:00 <[Maverick]> it has been worse. 
49:00 <BlackDevil> have you heard of the new prank?
49:00 <BlackDevil> its called squatting
49:00 <BlackDevil> you poop in a library book
49:00 <Timmo> Well screwss hasn't been around for a while, so his return would increase the levels of fuckwitism .... Jewel usually says nothing which works far better than what she's doing lately which is also an increase.
49:00 <BlackDevil> and you close it
49:00 <BlackDevil> and put it back on the shelf
49:00 <Jewel> what the...
49:00 <[DoC]> http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-northern-ireland-28778728  Pilots arm detached while landing plane
51:00 <Timmo> The #cats crew have also become a little more active I suppose. 
52:00 <BlackDevil> yea that channel is fucked up
53:00 <BlackDevil> have you done planking?
54:00 <screwss> Jewel: dont ever feel like you have no rights to talk. the more perverted cheating husbands-to-be that tell you to do otherwise, the louder you SPEAK
54:00 <BlackDevil> i heard thats new
54:00 <screwss> these dickheads might use vitriolic labels to describe you constantly but dont let it bring your morale down
54:00 <Jewel> thank you screwss
54:00 <Timmo> Awwwww thanks screwss.  
54:00 <Jewel> i will
54:00 <Jewel> it wont
55:00 <screwss> in fact
55:00 <screwss> some of these so called humans
55:00 <Timmo> I knew I am hot enough to still score with the ladies even after getting married but it's nice to hear it from you.
55:00 <screwss> are addicted to using labels to describe you and people in general. howcome. well it simplifies things for their simple brains..
57:00 <Timmo> Everyone would be fine with Jewel contributing if she wasn't constantly saying stupid things over and over again screwss.  Maybe you can work with her on that? 
57:00 <Jewel> very simple
59:00 <screwss> well, she is my friend
59:00 <Timmo> lol are you trying to hit on Jewel?  
59:00 <screwss> im not the kinda bloke to brown nose to the ops and see everyone else here as dickheads and out to get me
59:00 <Jewel> friends 4eva
59:00 <screwss> unlike someone i know
59:00 <[Maverick]> LOL, remember when screwss tried to be MJ's white knight 
59:00 <Timmo> Going to try stuff her in your freezer? 
59:00 <[Maverick]> talk about your all time backfires. 
59:00 <Timmo> Remember how this went for you when you were mandyjane's knight in shining armour screwss.
00:00 <screwss> to be fair MJ did what ive never seen another human being friend or otherwise do to me
00:00 <Timmo> lol mav beat me to it.
00:00 <screwss> or anyone 
00:00 <screwss> or even a story ive heard
00:00 <Jewel> who is mj
00:00 <screwss> but then again its all on irc ill live
01:00 <Timmo> You are king of playing the victim and seeing others as out to get you screwss.  You are so lost lol
01:00 <simba> what did she do to u?
01:00 <screwss> Timmo: jee. i wonder why.
02:00 <[Maverick]> ahh screwss, the wannabe irc psychologist. must be a tough life, mentally draining etc 
02:00 <Timmo> If you acknowledge that you are like that, what is with the speech saying you're not that kind of guy?  LOL
02:00 <screwss> [Maverick]: why dont you begin by telling me your problems
02:00 <[Maverick]> You being a jew is one. 
02:00 <screwss> okay.
02:00 <Timmo> [01:59] <screwss> im not the kinda bloke to brown nose to the ops and see everyone else here as dickheads and out to get me    <-------------- Then admits he is exactly this guy.  
02:00 <[Maverick]> You being a complete fuckwit is another. 
02:00 <BlackDevil> how man times did you fap in a day screwss?
03:00 <[Maverick]> during the mandyjane period.... lots. 
03:00 <screwss> BlackDevil: have we met yet
03:00 <screwss> i dont really want to talk about mandyjanes periods
03:00 <Jewel> lol
04:00 <screwss> [Maverick]: your assholeyness is not helping the situation
04:00 <Timmo> Jewel: Screwss defended mandyjane and was her BFF until he found out that she was bagging him out to everyone else.  Why?  Because screwss is desperate for acceptance by females.
05:00 <[Maverick]> Just like your mum screwss ;) 
05:00 <screwss> Timmo: yep. you got me worked out. whos the irc-psychologist now
05:00 <screwss> hoho
05:00 <simba> screwss what did mandyjane do to bur nu ?
05:00 <simba> burn u ?
05:00 <screwss> its like year 9 again
05:00 <Timmo> Desperate people like screwss do desperate things for a little positive attention from a girl. 
05:00 <screwss> "your mom!" duhaha
05:00 <screwss> well.... your mom! duhuhhuh
05:00 <screwss> thought i left this shit behind me in high school
05:00 <screwss> nop!
06:00 <[Maverick]> so, been stealing lately screwss? 
06:00 <screwss> the beavis and butthead generation will never die
06:00 <Timmo> simba: Started copying and pasting chats between him and her.  Dobbed him in as the person taking pics from Serenity's facebook and altering them to be linked into channels.
06:00 <screwss> what pics
07:00 <simba> lol @ meeting mandyjane tho
07:00 <[Maverick]> the text on pics.. 
08:00 <screwss> well gentlemen, tonight was great as usual, but you can all go back to looking at pictures of gay men in dance class and asain chicks with photoshopped pensis attached, and tim you can go back to enjoying your child porn, didnt mean to interrupt, i think ive reached my limit for one night. mans gotta know his limitations right! haha
08:00 <Jewel> llol
09:00 <simba> right
09:00 <Timmo> lol he thinks my name is Tim because I put it into mirc.  I wonder if I change it to James he will be dumb enough to think that is my real name too.
10:00 <Timmo> I like how he cries at one level and then sinks below that level with his next comment.  Oh year 9 huehuehuehue you look at child porn! 
10:00 <simba> i used the nick SALIM_HASSAN ages ago for a bit and people would be like "LOL ARAB CUNT"
10:00 <simba> so dumb
11:00 <Timmo> I bet nobody seen it coming that he would rush to Jewel's defence once he worked out she was female. 
12:00 <[Maverick]> I am currently reading about Chernobyl.
12:00 <Timmo> the event or the history of the area since?
12:00 <Jewel> thats people for you simba
13:00 <[Maverick]> well the event atm, going to go onto the history of the area 
13:00 <Timmo> I am watching Neil deGrasse panel interviews.  3rd for the night. 
13:00 <Timmo> It's a spooky area when you look at the pictures. 
14:00 <[Maverick]> Yeah for sure. 
14:00 <[Maverick]> and old friend of mine actually went for a tour over there. 
15:00 <Timmo> That would be cool. 
16:00 <Timmo> Would be great to know that you are one of a relatively small group of people that has been there since the event. 
17:00 <[Maverick]> from what I have read, they have slowly started opening more areas
18:00 <Timmo> Yeah but you still have to limit your time within a certain distance as the levels remain higher than normal background levels.
18:00 <[Maverick]> just reading, the Soviet Union didn't announce they had an emergency on their hands except when a radiation alarm went off in a swedish power plant.. 1000kms away 
18:00 <[Maverick]> that's fucking crazyyyy 
18:00 <Timmo> Top Gear went there in their last season. 
18:00 <[Maverick]> yup
18:00 <[Maverick]> I don't mind reading about Russian history 
18:00 <Timmo> Typical political response to a mega fuckup.  Try hide it. 
19:00 <Timmo> I did 3 unit history at high school which covered French and Russian history. 
20:00 <Timmo> If you enjoy history check out this site and listen to this guys podcasts.  http://www.dancarlin.com/disp.php/hharchive
20:00 <simba> no
21:00 <Timmo> Got one of his shirts for my son.  Will have to take a pic over the weekend. 
21:00 <Timmo> We listen to his podcasts together in the car and at home.
25:00 <Timmo> I think you should listen to his other podcast that he does simba.  
26:00 <simba> what 1
26:00 <Timmo> http://www.dancarlin.com//disp.php/csarchive    <----------- American political events and views on it from a political independent.
26:00 <simba> ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
27:00 <simba> american politics my fav
27:00 <simba> im a right winger
27:00 <simba> left footer
27:00 <simba> like robben
27:00 <Timmo> It's alarming how the situation that America finds itself in right now is exactly where the Australian Liberal party wants to steer us. 
30:00 <[Maverick]> libs will be out next election
30:00 <Timmo> I certainly hope so. 
30:00 <simba> bring on the NWO
30:00 <simba> and world leader Zang
30:00 <Timmo> I don't even think bringing in Turnbull could save them now. 
33:00 <[Maverick]> How many promises did they make and how many of them have they done (psst, a media blackout on the boats does not mean they have stopped coming
34:00 <simba> lmao plivent aka poll0ck is in #trivia now
34:00 <simba> being all normal
34:00 <simba> this is amazing
34:00 <simba> answering questions
34:00 <Timmo> http://www.abc.net.au/news/factcheck/promisetracker/
34:00 <Timmo> That tells you exactly Mac. 
35:00 <Timmo> Mav*
38:00 <poll0ck> fuk u cungs
38:00 <Timmo> lol @ being normal. 
38:00 <Timmo> This nugget doesn't know how to be normal. 
39:00 <poll0ck> become normal u fuck off dick stick
39:00 <simba> ill keep him for a minute
39:00 <poll0ck> fucking touch me ill kick ur ass
39:00 <simba> hes so out of it its mildly amusing
39:00 <simba> im about 2 watch teh men who stare @ gotes
40:00 <poll0ck> barioskiop\
40:00 <Timmo> I'm watching the live stream from Blizzard for the new cinematic release for their new expansion. 
40:00 <simba> barioskiop\
41:00 <simba> r u on twitch?
41:00 <Timmo> Gamespot is steaming it.
41:00 <simba> nice n steamy?
42:00 <Timmo> They're all topless.  Very balmy. 
42:00 <poll0ck> fuck off dog dick
42:00 <poll0ck> ill break u asshole
43:00 <Timmo> You're a nobody poll0ck.  The sooner you realise that the better for you.
44:00 <poll0ck> the sooner you realise ur a complete pig Timmo the better we all have
44:00 <poll0ck> we hate u mate fuck off
44:00 <Timmo> LOL @ you thinking that you're part of a "we".  
45:00 <simba> dog dick
45:00 <simba> lol
45:00 <simba> "we hate u"
45:00 <simba> hes talking about he and pandas personalities
45:00 <simba> there are about a dozen in total
45:00 <simba> they all hang out in #WHOTHEFUCKISYELLINGINMYBRAIN
46:00 <Timmo> lol
46:00 <[Maverick]> lol
50:00 <poll0ck> i fucking hate hopwood
50:00 <poll0ck> fucking shit cung
50:00 <poll0ck> i fucking cung cu ng
54:00 <slinky_J> blackjesus.com was awesome
55:00 <slinky_J> :(
55:00 <slinky_J> so was bombtheworld
56:00 <Timmo> I think gamespot just got crashed. 
01:00 <[Maverick]> andddddd here we go 
06:00 <slinky_J> again
07:00 <poll0ck> simba never will piss off guys
07:00 <poll0ck> we have to really fuck the cung off
08:00 <slinky_J> lol
08:00 <slinky_J> simba
08:00 <slinky_J> jono
08:00 <slinky_J> he's a the worst friend u could have
08:00 <slinky_J> a fkn druggie loser
09:00 <slinky_J> still owes me seventy bucks for  bball he booted down the road while high off his shit
09:00 <poll0ck> i agree slinky_J
09:00 <poll0ck> what a dog shit hey
09:00 <slinky_J> he's greek
09:00 <slinky_J> so naturally
09:00 <simba> holy shit
09:00 <simba> lol
10:00 <DarkerDays> what happened to austnet? 
11:00 <DarkerDays> place is dead these days
12:00 <simba> spambots and trolls and stuff i think
13:00 <xm> they're going to sell off the Austnet servers to Russians and turn them into email SPAM servers instead. savour these moments while you can
13:00 <[Maverick]> lol xm
13:00 <xm> times are tough
13:00 <DarkerDays> haha
13:00 <DarkerDays> does #melbourne still have those meetups? haha
14:00 <DarkerDays> 'slooding'
14:00 <DarkerDays> with your host, Netz
14:00 <xm> i hope so. is there a clocktower nearby?
14:00 <xm> nothing sus'
15:00 <[Maverick]> 80 yrs ago the Manhattan Project was disbanded 
17:00 <xm> the best IRC meets are at places like train stations. it's very easy to switch your direction when walking if you change your mind at the last minute. just make sure you're wearing a cat, sunnies, and hood
18:00 <crash> finally i can register cybercafe
18:00 <crash> Longie,
19:00 <xm> just dont slip your leg through the gap
19:00 <xm> when suddenly turning
21:00 <crash> sounds logical
22:00 <xm> you're at a cybercafe?
23:00 <crash> i only remember it from the trivia
23:00 <xm> oh
23:00 <xm> you mean a channel
23:00 <xm> i totally forgot that people still create new channels
23:00 <crash> new irc client :P popsup the default channel list etc.
24:00 <xm> i dare ya to register #goldcoast2018
24:00 <xm> get in early
24:00 <xm> make sure you re-identify every 4 weeks so it wont expire
25:00 <xm> it'd be worth it for all the people coming in and leaving after 3 seconds
25:00 <crash> whats so significant about 2018
25:00 <xm> commonwealth games. not that i care
26:00 <xm> maybe the end of the world too who knows
26:00 <xm> it might have an illuminati opening ceremony
26:00 <crash> its your date
26:00 <zapbuzz> illuminfarti party ?
26:00 <simba> illuminati a secret society do exist
27:00 <zapbuzz> if only they knew the 3rd eye was just human intuition
27:00 <crash> knights templar sounds better
27:00 <crash> or were they enemies
27:00 <xm> intuition is just the summation of fine details. conspiracy theories are for men. intuition is for women
27:00 <xm> same thing really
28:00 <xm> it can turn out to be right
29:00 <zapbuzz> join my cult
29:00 <zapbuzz> illumnifarti
29:00 <zapbuzz> pull my finger
29:00 <xm> no, ive already got my own. i dont want to encourage competition
29:00 <Timmo> simba: Give panda the money for his extremely expensive basketball.
29:00 <zapbuzz> we got protein and iron
30:00 <simba> koff
30:00 <zapbuzz> wat u have
30:00 <Timmo> lol
30:00 <xm> was the basketball signed by tiny 'rapist' pinder?
30:00 <xm> it might be worth a bit if he signed it pre-jail
30:00 <Timmo> Not sure what made it so special that it's worth $70.
30:00 <xm> that's a bit rich
30:00 <Timmo> A good leather Wilson ball isn't that much.
30:00 <simba> it wasnt
30:00 <simba> lol
31:00 <xm> maybe it's $70 because of the emotional trauma the loss caused
31:00 <Timmo> lol $20 bball and $50 for an hour of therapy. 
31:00 <Timmo> When you kicked it did he yell out WIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILSON!!!!!
31:00 <xm> maybe a $50 haircut counselling
31:00 <xm> a counsellor charges way more than that
31:00 <xm> and a psych even more
32:00 <zapbuzz> seriously though if the Federal gov pulls funding to monitor these cults whos gonna stop the manslaughters
32:00 <xm> the stonecutters
32:00 <xm> they will
32:00 <Timmo> zapbuzz: If you are dumb enough to join a cult you deserve it. 
32:00 <zapbuzz> i refuse to.
32:00 <Timmo> Now I have the launch date of the new wow expansion it's time for some sleepy time.
33:00 <[Maverick]> lol.. why did the girl get raped.. cause tiny pinder 
34:00 <zapbuzz> wow expansion? sounds like a penis enlargement advert
35:00 <zapbuzz>  i assume you meant world of mumcraft
35:00 <zapbuzz> where all the boys with mum problems run to
35:00 <zapbuzz> rotfl
36:00 <zapbuzz> i think paul the laien is a good movie
36:00 <zapbuzz> *alien
38:00 <zapbuzz> any1 here play pokies
38:00 <xm> haha [Maverick] 
38:00 <xm> naughty
38:00 <xm> but im not politically correct
38:00 <[Maverick]> I remember when he got charged for it and those jokes were going around school 
39:00 <xm> that's what Kuniva/Joel is good for. when you talk to him it's like school all over again
39:00 <xm> it's boyish charms 2 da max
39:00 <xm> i think there was a joke about him and alan bond together in jail
39:00 <xm> cant remember it now though
40:00 <zapbuzz> im bored any1 got some good pics
40:00 <zapbuzz> i got a ton of em but i dont wanna link spam
41:00 <zapbuzz> a bit of alan bondage eh?
42:00 <xm> http://cdn.iwastesomuchtime.com/842014161715.jpg
42:00 <xm> there's a pic
42:00 <zapbuzz> i miss the days of 1c 2c coins and 2 dollar paper notes and banking wasn't manditory it was so low in inflation
43:00 <xm> deflation is bad too. like what happened in Japan
43:00 <xm> if only i had a gun that could shoot 1c coins
43:00 <zapbuzz> no what happened was Japan was tooo highly populated to be inflated
43:00 <xm> and load them up like cartridges
44:00 <xm> no what happened was Godzilla
44:00 <zapbuzz> lol
44:00 <xm> https://40.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lkx4j0VR8d1qj3v18o1_500.jpg
46:00 <xm> https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/235357014/funny-kitten-dancing-pole-money.jpg
46:00 <zapbuzz> they look like sisters actually
46:00 <xm> that's why you need pet medical insurance
46:00 <zapbuzz> lol
47:00 <zapbuzz> insurance is the biggest scam ive ever known apart from superannuation
47:00 <xm> https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/235357014/funny-tshirt-cat-dark-lord.jpg
47:00 <xm> that's for Bastardly_One 
48:00 <xm> super is most definitely a scam
48:00 <xm> you're better off using that money towards debt
48:00 <zapbuzz> man i feel like smoking dope again
48:00 <zapbuzz> why did i stop
49:00 <zapbuzz> i'll buy a slab of draught tomoz that'll fit it
49:00 <xm> maybe your dealer put out an AVO on you
49:00 <zapbuzz> hopefully
49:00 <zapbuzz> lol
49:00 <zapbuzz> ha an avo
50:00 <xm> just go into the city and look for anyone with dreads. eventually you'll find a dealer or someone who will know one
50:00 <zapbuzz> lol
51:00 <xm> or anyone reading a newspaper from last year
51:00 <zapbuzz> bbl
52:00 <xm> shiny happy people
52:00 <crash> 2 minute noodles are not that bad
06:00 <xm> ineffable --> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=72X4QQ8Br6c
06:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Driftmoon & Geert Huinink feat. Kim - Worlds Which Break Us (Orchestral Mix) [OUT NOW!] ( Jun 12, 2014) 4:57 - Category: Music - 18,563 - 422 likes (99.3%), 3 dislikes (0.7%)
46:00 <\|_alienated[Romeo]> crash into a coffee
46:00 <\|_alienated[Romeo]> 'øøö¬¬
47:00 <xm> romeo how you beans
47:00 <\|_alienated[Romeo]> fine thanks
47:00 <\|_alienated[Romeo]> yourself?
47:00 <xm> mostly got over something. something like ebola. but not as bad
47:00 <xm> watched anything lately
47:00 <\|_alienated[Romeo]> okay cool
47:00 <\|_alienated[Romeo]> um lavern and shirly
48:00 <\|_alienated[Romeo]> i wanna watch ghost busters
48:00 <xm> that laverne and shirley looks so daggy
48:00 <\|_alienated[Romeo]> yep
49:00 <\|_alienated[Romeo]> i watched something somewhere
49:00 <\|_alienated[Romeo]> ...
49:00 <xm> do you like Happy Days?
49:00 <\|_alienated[Romeo]> um gotta go see sex tape
49:00 <xm> i thought tha twas pretty good
49:00 <xm> eyyyyyyyyyyyy
49:00 <\|_alienated[Romeo]> everyday is a happy day for me
49:00 <\|_alienated[Romeo]> happy dAzE
49:00 <\|_alienated[Romeo]> :)
50:00 <xm> blaze :D
50:00 <\|_alienated[Romeo]> i neeed to make sum coffeee
50:00 <xm> did you cook up anything tonight
50:00 <\|_alienated[Romeo]> i  can't remeber
50:00 <\|_alienated[Romeo]> i  can't remember even
50:00 <xm> did have something you werent supposed to tonight
50:00 <\|_alienated[Romeo]> lol 
51:00 <\|_alienated[Romeo]> nah just my usual meds
51:00 <xm> do you find they can affect your memory or concentration?
51:00 <\|_alienated[Romeo]> yeah thats why i need more red bull aye
52:00 <xm> all that sugar and stuff aint good for ya m8
52:00 <\|_alienated[Romeo]> do you listen to jazz?
52:00 <xm> not regularly no
52:00 <\|_alienated[Romeo]> or techno?
52:00 <\|_alienated[Romeo]> okay okay
52:00 <xm> heaps of electronic. doing it right now
52:00 <\|_alienated[Romeo]> cool
52:00 <xm> you could say electronic is the jazz of today
52:00 <xm> with the innovation, improv and breaking away from tradition
53:00 <xm> some jazz is too much for me
53:00 <xm> i have to listen to something with a nice melody i can digest
53:00 <\|_alienated[Romeo]> need to go shopping like for real
53:00 <\|_alienated[Romeo]> :D
54:00 <xm> i dont like the songs that are really embellished that almost sound like it's random
54:00 <xm> at this hour?
54:00 <\|_alienated[Romeo]> this coffee is not gunna make itself
54:00 <xm> are you hungry
54:00 <xm> where will you get it from?
54:00 <\|_alienated[Romeo]> the fridge
54:00 <\|_alienated[Romeo]> :)
54:00 <xm> oh i thought you meant
54:00 <xm> shopping right now
54:00 <\|_alienated[Romeo]> \898183042806\James Brown I feel good lyrics.mp3
54:00 <\|_alienated[Romeo]> ok
55:00 <\|_alienated[Romeo]> nah shopping for odd things like a poster and stuff
55:00 <xm> i prefer Motown over Jazz
55:00 <xm> poster of what
55:00 <\|_alienated[Romeo]> umm
55:00 <xm> is it Scully and Mulder
55:00 <\|_alienated[Romeo]> anything really
55:00 <\|_alienated[Romeo]> lol sure why not
56:00 <xm> you need this poster
56:00 <xm> http://www.dogster.com/files/post_images/a639ad5b741975d1a3dd0f4feefe55e0.jpg
56:00 <\|_alienated[Romeo]> mmms
56:00 <xm> it'll cheer you up everytime you see it
56:00 <xm> it's like your wall is made from SSRIs
56:00 <\|_alienated[Romeo]> -_^
57:00 <\|_alienated[Romeo]> =)
58:00 <\|_alienated[Romeo]> 7am i tripping right now? mmm who can tell if i can't tell
58:00 <\|_alienated[Romeo]> 5am i tripping right now? mmm who can tell if i can't tell
58:00 <\|_alienated[Romeo]> 3am i tripping right now? mmm who can tell if i can't tell
59:00 <xm> pretty colours
59:00 <\|_alienated[Romeo]> thanks
59:00 <\|_alienated[Romeo]> :)
59:00 <\|_alienated[Romeo]> i need coffee so bad
59:00 <xm> what time do you have to get up
00:00 <\|_alienated[Romeo]> 3 pm
00:00 <xm> every stayed up for more than a week
01:00 <\|_alienated[Romeo]> 64 hours
01:00 <\|_alienated[Romeo]> :>
01:00 <DoC> hey romeo mate
01:00 <\|_alienated[Romeo]> hi Doc
01:00 <\|_alienated[Romeo]> how are ya?
02:00 <\|_alienated[Romeo]> i should cook something while i make a coffee
02:00 <[DoC]> pretty good, thanks
02:00 <[DoC]> hows u? :)
02:00 <\|_alienated[Romeo]> ahh
02:00 <\|_alienated[Romeo]> i am flat out
02:00 <\|_alienated[Romeo]> :)
02:00 <\|_alienated[Romeo]> hehe
02:00 <\|_alienated[Romeo]> fuck too stoned
02:00 <\|_alienated[Romeo]> need coffee
02:00 <\|_alienated[Romeo]> i smoke too much cigarettes
03:00 <\|_alienated[Romeo]> wish i could make my own laws and collect tax off that
03:00 <\|_alienated[Romeo]> been up to much?
04:00 <\|_alienated[Romeo]> theres a coldness in this winter
18:00 <poll0ck> name became simba
10:00 <alienatedromeo> beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeer
11:00 <alienatedromeo> * Now talking in #melbourne
11:00 <alienatedromeo> * Topic is 'Welcome to #melbourne | http://wundergroundmusic.com/crystal-meth-actually-good-for-you-admit-doctors/'
11:00 <alienatedromeo> * S
11:00 <alienatedromeo> simbaaaa
11:00 <alienatedromeo> beeeeeeeeeeeeer
16:00 <abandoned\3\_-^cRoP-_^cIrClEs> toys
16:00 <abandoned\3\_-^cRoP-_^cIrClEs> :)
18:00 <_-^Romeo_-^> weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeD
18:00 <_-^Romeo_-^> weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed
18:00 <_-^Romeo_-^> seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed
18:00 <_-^Romeo_-^> weed seed
18:00 <_-^Romeo_-^> need
18:00 <_-^Romeo_-^> read
18:00 <_-^Romeo_-^> bead
18:00 <_-^Romeo_-^> ...
18:00 <_-^Romeo_-^> time to have a look outside
18:00 <_-^Romeo_-^> ;)
19:00 <_-^Romeo_-^> i have to find my book
20:00 <_-^Romeo_-^> bird seed
20:00 <poll0ck> simbaaaaaaaaaaaaa
20:00 <poll0ck> simba
20:00 <poll0ck> aaaaaaaaaaaaaa
21:00 <_-^Romeo_-^> poll0ck what do you best like about simba?
21:00 <_-^Romeo_-^> is it cause he likes to smoke?
21:00 <_-^Romeo_-^> or has he got other qualities?
22:00 <poll0ck> simba
22:00 <poll0ck> smoking like a black wombat
22:00 <poll0ck> dirty like a monkeys ass
22:00 <_-^Romeo_-^> simba rather dead at the moment
22:00 <_-^Romeo_-^> :)
22:00 <_-^Romeo_-^> free bird seed
23:00 <_-^Romeo_-^> ------->
23:00 <_-^Romeo_-^> ---<----
23:00 <_-^Romeo_-^> ---<----_______________---------------
23:00 <_-^Romeo_-^> -------_______________---------------
24:00 <poll0ck> smoke simba
24:00 <poll0ck> i go now to eat caramello cowala
24:00 <poll0ck> sex me
25:00 <_-^Romeo_-^> poll0ck no sex on a thursday
25:00 <_-^Romeo_-^> it's government policy
25:00 <poll0ck> mrs poh not around
25:00 <poll0ck> i need piter
25:00 <poll0ck> where is he
25:00 <_-^Romeo_-^> pieter
25:00 <poll0ck> the sewer rat of collingwood
26:00 <poll0ck> pitearrrrrrrrrrr
26:00 <_-^Romeo_-^> pollOck ever tried sex?
26:00 <poll0ck> yes
26:00 <poll0ck> have u
26:00 <_-^Romeo_-^> yes
26:00 <_-^Romeo_-^> so anyway i need beer
27:00 <_-^Romeo_-^> i better get some cash
27:00 <_-^Romeo_-^> weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed
27:00 <_-^Romeo_-^> sexxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
27:00 <_-^Romeo_-^> beeeeeeeeeeeeeer
29:00 <poll0ck> u got beers
29:00 <poll0ck> and weed
29:00 <poll0ck> and sex?
29:00 <\> i have a block
30:00 <\> :)
30:00 <\> i prefer to have sex with myself :P
30:00 <poll0ck> yes
30:00 <poll0ck> loooru
30:00 <\> but sex with other yeah why not
30:00 <\> swing
30:00 <\> but sex with otherz yeah why not
30:00 <\> my plant need to be smoked
31:00 <\> my plants need to be smoked
31:00 <\> my plant_ need to be smoked
31:00 <\> anyone got some killer music?
31:00 <\> i want killer bud
31:00 <\> VB
31:00 <\> block
31:00 <\> and champion ruby
31:00 <\> mmm
32:00 <\> come on baby light my fire
32:00 <\> try to set the night on fire!!
32:00 <[DoC]> lol romeo
33:00 <\> hehe :)
33:00 <poll0ck> doc is a boy
33:00 <poll0ck> paki idiot
33:00 <[DoC]> expendables 3 is fkn awesome
33:00 <[DoC]> poll0ck u can bark as u do always :)
37:00 <\> OO bOObs
37:00 <\> i want icecream
38:00 <\> nah not really
38:00 <\> but pizza
38:00 <\> wanna get some pizza?
39:00 <\-romeo> a slice of americana
40:00 <\-romeo> wonder what the "cool"kids are doing
40:00 <\-romeo> ...
40:00 <\-romeo> 4 am 3am 5 am 6 am 2 am
40:00 <\-romeo> wonder what i should do for fun
41:00 <\-romeo> i want some music but ican't figure it out
41:00 <\-romeo> mmm
41:00 <\-romeo> bad brain
41:00 <\-romeo> good heart
41:00 <\-romeo> but you know
44:00 <\a\^^--__Romeo[HACKT]c4> cold lonely nights
44:00 <\a\^^--__Romeo[HACKT]c4> :)
45:00 <\a\^^--__Romeo[HACKT]c4> i need to buy a new lighter
46:00 <\a\^^--__Romeo[HACKT]c4> vb | bv
47:00 <\a\^^--__Romeo[HACKT]c4> what the fuck am i gunna eat
47:00 <\a\^^--__Romeo[HACKT]c4> i have ham for sandwiches
48:00 <\a\^^--__Romeo[HACKT]c4> i could make fairy bread
49:00 <\\\rare\\cuts\of-MEAT> flowers
53:00 <\^alienated\[Romeo]> icy cold beers
53:00 <\^alienated\[Romeo]> the sleepers are waking up
53:00 <\^alienated\[Romeo]> the wakers and going to sleep
54:00 <\^alienated\[Romeo]> the wakers are* going to sleep
57:00 <\^alienated\[Romeo]> \^aLiEn8D\|UFO|[Romeo]`c-4_H-A-C}K{T Erroneous Nickname
57:00 <\^alienated\[Romeo]> -
58:00 <\^alienated\[Romeo]> -
58:00 <\^alienated\[Romeo]> \^{aLiEn8D{\|UFO|[Romeo]`c-4_}HACKT} Erroneous Nickname
59:00 <Ana_Ng> thrilling
59:00 <\^alienated\[Romeo]> chilling
02:00 <\^alienated\[Romeo]> \^aLiEn8D\|_u}f{o_|[Romeo]_HACKT Erroneous Nickname
05:00 <\^alienated\[Romeo]> \^[aLiEn8D]\u}f{o-Romeo-|HACKT|c4_ Erroneous Nickname
06:00 <\^[aLiEn8D]\u}f{o-Romeo-HACKT_> :)
06:00 <\^[aLiEn8D]\u}f{o-Romeo-HACKT_> im gunna go puke
06:00 <\^[aLiEn8D]\u}f{o-Romeo-HACKT_> spinning around
09:00 <\^[aLiEn8D]u}f{o-Romeo-HACKT\> cookies
12:00 <gremlinz> dude, ur on crack.
12:00 <\^[aLiEn8D]u}f{o-Romeo-HACKT\> ahaha
12:00 <\^[aLiEn8D]u}f{o-Romeo-HACKT\> okay
12:00 <gremlinz> and i think the crack is on crack.
13:00 <\^[aLiEn8D]u}f{o-Romeo-HACKT\> the sleepers are waking up
13:00 <\^[aLiEn8D]u}f{o-Romeo-HACKT\> the wakers are* going to sleep
18:00 <\^[aLiEn8D]u}f{o-Romeo-HACKT\> :)
19:00 <\^[aLiEn8D]u}f{o-Romeo-HACKT\> craCk
19:00 <\^[aLiEn8D]u}f{o-Romeo-HACKT\> chilling
20:00 <\^[aLiEn8D]u}f{o-Romeo-HACKT\> chilling
20:00 <\^[aLiEn8D]u}f{o-Romeo-HACKT\> icy cold beers
47:00 <\^[aLiEn8D]u}f{o-Romeo-HACKT\> im back
47:00 <\^[aLiEn8D]u}f{o-Romeo-HACKT\> this time just a lil bit more sober
48:00 <\^[aLiEn8D]u}f{o-Romeo-HACKT\> eGG
48:00 <\^[aLiEn8D]u}f{o-Romeo-HACKT\> ch33s3
48:00 <\^[aLiEn8D]u}f{o-Romeo-HACKT\> b4C0n
50:00 <\^[aLiEn8D]u}f{o-Romeo-HACKT\>                                          crack cocaine
50:00 <\^[aLiEn8D]u}f{o-Romeo-HACKT\>                                          cr4ckkokaine
50:00 <\^[aLiEn8D]u}f{o-Romeo-HACKT\> oops
50:00 <\^[aLiEn8D]u}f{o-Romeo-HACKT\> kjhgfty89=-p[okjhbg
51:00 <\^[aLiEn8D]u}f{o-Romeo-HACKT\> so late
51:00 <\^[aLiEn8D]u}f{o-Romeo-HACKT\> so sleepy
51:00 <\^[aLiEn8D]u}f{o-Romeo-HACKT\> wakers
51:00 <\^[aLiEn8D]u}f{o-Romeo-HACKT\> sleepes
51:00 <\^[aLiEn8D]u}f{o-Romeo-HACKT\> sleeper
51:00 <\^[aLiEn8D]u}f{o-Romeo-HACKT\> sleepers
51:00 <\^[aLiEn8D]u}f{o-Romeo-HACKT\> need to get better meds
52:00 <\^[aLiEn8D]u}f{o-Romeo-HACKT\> coffeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
52:00 <\^[aLiEn8D]u}f{o-Romeo-HACKT\> buzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
52:00 <\^[aLiEn8D]u}f{o-Romeo-HACKT\> beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeer
53:00 <\^[aLiEn8D]u}f{o-Romeo-HACKT\> anyone present?
53:00 <\^[aLiEn8D]u}f{o-Romeo-HACKT\> should i accept this award
53:00 <\^[aLiEn8D]u}f{o-Romeo-HACKT\> :)
55:00 <\^[aLiEn8D]u}f{o-Romeo-HACKT\> 9for now i see myself looking at one eye in the mirror woah this rush is invigourating
56:00 <\^[aLiEn8D]u}f{o-Romeo-HACKT\> here comes the sun
00:00 <\^[aLiEn8D]u}f{o-Romeo-HACKT\> gOOd Weed
02:00 <\^[aLiEn8D]u}f{o-Romeo-HACKT\> anyone home from school or work?
03:00 <\^[aLiEn8D]u}f{o-Romeo-HACKT\> like you know middle year
03:00 <\^[aLiEn8D]u}f{o-Romeo-HACKT\> shit
04:00 <Bastardly_One> fucing hell
09:00 <MadScientist> \m/ d(^.^)b \m/ : Boondox : Red Mist (feat. Blaze and Twiztid) [The Harvest - 2006]
09:00 <MadScientist> boobs
15:00 <Bastardly_One> weird
15:00 <Bastardly_One> the last two days I've been going crazy on that label
15:00 <Bastardly_One> and seems you have as well 
15:00 <Bastardly_One> but yes
15:00 <Bastardly_One> tits
15:00 <Bastardly_One> *nods*
18:00 <Bastardly_One> shit ... not columbian ... can't remember even though there's a whole album on it 
19:00 <Bastardly_One> you should guess what he's like being in with KRS 1
19:00 <Bastardly_One> he does a track with someone you like too 
19:00 <MadScientist> well no ive had it on random
19:00 <\alienated_romeo|> `seen Sluttydrop
20:00 <Bastardly_One> and ABK on the same track which I can't remember the title of
20:00 <\alienated_romeo|> randoms
20:00 <\alienated_romeo|> randomly
20:00 <MadScientist> freak
20:00 <\alienated_romeo|> freeeeeeeeeeeeeak
20:00 <\alienated_romeo|> +
21:00 <Bastardly_One> I like that 
21:00 <Bastardly_One> the rap style
21:00 <Bastardly_One> of Dance with the Devil
21:00 <\alienated_romeo|> `seen sugargirl
21:00 <\alienated_romeo|> !seen sugargirl
21:00 <\alienated_romeo|> `seen sun
21:00 <\alienated_romeo|> `seen moon
21:00 <\alienated_romeo|> `seen mOOn
21:00 <\alienated_romeo|> im baked.
22:00 <MadScientist> \m/ d(^.^)b \m/ : KoRn : Freak on a leash [Follow The Leader - 1998]
24:00 <ShadowLurker> \m/ d(^.^)b \m/ : Inner City Posse : Lock Down [Bass-Ment Cuts - 1990]
24:00 <ShadowLurker> ol school
24:00 <Bastardly_One> I love this song ... so honest
24:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=unQBNE9VEz4
24:00 <Bastardly_One> old school isn't the word
24:00 <ShadowLurker> \m/ d(^.^)b \m/ : Twiztid : Get It Right [Man's Myth (Volume 1) - 2005]
26:00 <Bastardly_One> Ill Bill is the only one off his label
26:00 <Bastardly_One> who doesn't get as tiring as the rest
26:00 <Bastardly_One> Necro, etc
26:00 <Bastardly_One> and I was seriously shocked how good Necro was live
27:00 <Bastardly_One> I really enjoyed it a lot more than I thought I would
27:00 <\alienated_romeo|> eGG
27:00 <\alienated_romeo|> ch33s3
27:00 <\alienated_romeo|> b4c0n
28:00 <\alienated_romeo|> NP : just dance - Lady GaGa
28:00 <\alienated_romeo|> goodnight everyone
28:00 <\alienated_romeo|> "O
28:00 <\alienated_romeo|> ''
28:00 <\alienated_romeo|> (_(
29:00 <\alienated_romeo|> (_( (_(
29:00 <\alienated_romeo|> )_) )_)
29:00 <\alienated_romeo|> ...>
30:00 <Bastardly_One> \m/ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v3OJM08_9kg
30:00 <\alienated_romeo|> .>.>.>
31:00 <\alienated_romeo|> (=)
31:00 <\alienated_romeo|> (=) (=)
31:00 <\alienated_romeo|> %$% 8*D
32:00 <MadScientist> fuck off
32:00 <romeoHACKT> sleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep
35:00 <Bastardly_One> these white guys are good 
35:00 <Bastardly_One> you might like them ... fucked if I know
35:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v2r8kBnGtAU
35:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Diabolic feat. Immortal Technique - Frontlines (OFFICIAL MUSIC VIDEO) (Apr 6, 2010) 4:03 - Category: Music - 8,336,120 - 48,627 likes (97.9%), 1,068 dislikes (2.1%)
35:00 <romeoHACKT> MadScientist do you ever smoke?
35:00 <MadScientist> whats it to you
36:00 <romeoHACKT> nothing
36:00 <romeoHACKT> do you have a mad scientist kit?
36:00 <Bastardly_One> 8weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
36:00 <Bastardly_One> yw
36:00 <Bastardly_One> :)
37:00 <Bastardly_One> I dunno if it's me but I keep hearing a lot of wrestlers mentioned on rap by fat white guys lately
37:00 <Bastardly_One> there's one in this song too
37:00 <ShadowLurker> yeh diabolic are alright
37:00 <romeoHACKT> bastardly how are this fine morning?
37:00 <Bastardly_One> yw was to all those with white backgrounds
37:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah good thanks ... calm down yeah?
37:00 <romeoHACKT> ok
37:00 <romeoHACKT> calm
38:00 <Shadowgate> MadSCientist is funny lol a bezurk character
38:00 <Shadowgate> lol
38:00 <romeoHACKT> still calm
38:00 <MadScientist> well we had one day without the fuckheads
38:00 <romeoHACKT> :)
38:00 <MadScientist> seems theyre all back
38:00 <Bastardly_One> Shadowgate typed at 10:38am!
38:00 <Bastardly_One> you capable of normal conversation today Shadowgate?
39:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fnrCdsicThk
39:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: ILL BILL ft. IMMORTAL TECHNIQUE & MAX CAVALERA - "War Is My Destiny" Official Video (May 12, 2009) 3:16 - Category: Music - 819,355 - 6,894 likes (98.6%), 100 dislikes (1.4%)
39:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm going through 07 - 10 at the moment 
39:00 <Bastardly_One> not intentionally
39:00 <Bastardly_One> that's a really good track
39:00 <Bastardly_One> I want to prove you can speak 
39:00 <Bastardly_One> yes I'm that bored
39:00 <Shadowgate> maybe lol
39:00 <Bastardly_One> Shadowgate uh huh
39:00 <romeoHACKT> Shadowgate where's my hug?
39:00 <Bastardly_One> MadScientist even
39:00 <Bastardly_One> alright then Shadowgate ... how goes?
39:00 <Shadowgate> good
39:00 <Bastardly_One> smart arse
39:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
39:00 <Bastardly_One> good to hear
40:00 <Bastardly_One> Max from Sepultura
40:00 <romeoHACKT> Shadowgate wheres my hug?
40:00 <Shadowgate> hugs romeo
40:00 <Bastardly_One> phew!
41:00 <Bastardly_One> I dunno ... I find it hard to be tolerant of him but if he really does have a legit prob *trails off*
41:00 <Bastardly_One> then again he can use irc so ...
44:00 <MadScientist> ah good
44:00 <Bastardly_One> gaming time for something to do I think ... might do some whittling this afternoon ... looks pretty nice out there
46:00 <Bastardly_One> meh
46:00 <Bastardly_One> that's boring too
50:00 <jellybean> Can't believe all you losers are still here.
51:00 <MadScientist> i'd go crazy with nothing to do
52:00 <Bastardly_One> wish it was lunchtime already
52:00 <[Maverick]> moaning
52:00 <Bastardly_One> just thought I'd share that 
52:00 <Bastardly_One> ffs, do you sleep?
52:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah, hi
55:00 <Bastardly_One> I am a little occupied thankfully because so do I
56:00 <Bastardly_One> never been the sit there and stare at the television type or whatever
56:00 <Bastardly_One> you get the idea
13:00 <Sanity> fucking facebook messenger.  its going.
13:00 <Sanity> uninstall.
13:00 <ShadowLurker> Q.Q
18:00 <Bastardly_One> random
19:00 <Skirmish> I am enjoying the social media uproar towards Facebook Messenger. 
21:00 <Serenity> ive had messenger for like a year
21:00 <Serenity> so i dont get what the fuss is
22:00 <Serenity> if you dont like the permissions then fucking turn them off
23:00 <Skirmish> You're expecting the general public to have your knowledge of devices Serenity. 
23:00 <Serenity> well they should
23:00 <Serenity> why use something and then whinge about it if you dont know how it works
24:00 <ShadowLurker> ppl drive cars
24:00 <Skirmish> They know how it works to the extent that they require it to.  It's not like the instruction book in the box is giving them all the details. 
25:00 <ShadowLurker> idiots everywhere
25:00 <Skirmish> ShadowLurker: Some people don't even do that well.  Like the people that don't know where the oil dipstick is, or that opening your radiator cap whilst the car is hot isn't a great idea, and have no idea how to change a tyre. 
25:00 <Sanity> Bullshit.
25:00 <Sanity> ok for one it needs call information as a permission, how do I turn that off before installing it?
25:00 <ShadowLurker> Skirmish a lot of ppl dont even know whats under the bonnet further than "engine"
25:00 <Sanity> It wants access to my contacts and calendar before installing.
25:00 <Serenity> you dont. you install it, then you get the app that helps you manage your app permissions
26:00 <Skirmish> What phone do you have Sanity?  I believe on ios if you reject any of the permissions it will not let you download. 
26:00 <Serenity> if you dont know how to do that then hand in your device and buy a nokia
26:00 <Sanity> Ok, so I need to use some third party application to effectively block facebook from having permission to read my call information?
26:00 <Skirmish> lol Serenity the social worker.  What do you mean you don't know how to do that!  *slaps* Fucking hell mate wake up to yourself! *slaps*
26:00 <Sanity> That sounds dodgy at best.
27:00 <ShadowLurker> fuck i hate ppl like you
27:00 <Serenity> i have no intension on being a social worker
27:00 <ShadowLurker> doent do what i want
27:00 <ShadowLurker> (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻
27:00 <ShadowLurker> its shit
27:00 <Serenity> you are a moron
27:00 <Skirmish> Is call information the issue Sanity?  What about how it wants to turn your mic/camera on at any time.  Doesn't that concern you more than your call information?  
28:00 <Serenity> its not my problem ive turned it off
28:00 <Sanity> Are you happy to give me a log of all your call information?
28:00 <Skirmish> ShadowLurker: I love those people.  I got a PS3 12GB for $150 because someone bought it, took it home and their kids filled up the HDD. 
28:00 <ShadowLurker> \m/ d(^.^)b \m/ : Twiztid : Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha! [W.I.C.K.E.D. - 2009]
28:00 <Sanity> Are you happy to give me all your SMSs ?
28:00 <Serenity> ....
28:00 <Serenity> TURN THE PERMISSIONS OFF
28:00 <Serenity> are you retarded?
28:00 <ShadowLurker> fuck sake
28:00 <Sanity> How do you know I am not masterbating in the back of some facebook office right now.
28:00 <Skirmish> Sure.  Fiance/Son/Work/Parents
29:00 <Sanity> You can't turn it off..
29:00 <Skirmish> There you go. 
29:00 <Serenity> yes. you can
29:00 <Serenity> ffs
29:00 <Sanity> You already said, I need to find a third party application to block it.
29:00 <Serenity> oh my god
29:00 <ShadowLurker> ugh Sanity isnt reading
29:00 <ShadowLurker> in the app itself you can disable features/permissions
29:00 <ShadowLurker> fucking moron
29:00 <Serenity> the app.. allows you to access features that are already on your phone
29:00 <Serenity> you absolute spastic
29:00 <ShadowLurker> after you install it
30:00 <ShadowLurker> what a dumbass
30:00 <Sanity> No but to just install it, you have to give it full permision over your phone cocklips.
30:00 <ShadowLurker> jesus fucking christ
30:00 <Skirmish> lol *gets popcorn*
30:00 <Serenity> oh ffs
30:00 <Serenity> i give up
30:00 <ShadowLurker> dis cunt
30:00 <Serenity> you cant teach stupid
30:00 <ShadowLurker> nope
31:00 <Aldi> Why don't you guys give this person some clear cut instructions on how to fix it? Rather than abusing this person.
31:00 <doctor> shitgrins
31:00 <Serenity> why?
31:00 <ShadowLurker> we did
31:00 <Serenity> if he was someone asking for help sure but hes not. he thinks he knows everything
31:00 <Sanity> Yeah you well you are morons, you would be happy to random corporate entity full control over your phone.  Only to trust some in app feature that SAYS it is disabled.
32:00 <ShadowLurker> install it -> turn off features
32:00 <Sanity> Its like talking to monkeys.
32:00 <Serenity> my facebook has no control over my phone
32:00 <Sanity> Permissions are at the android level, not the application level.
32:00 <Serenity> becuase im not an idiot
32:00 <Serenity> and i turned the permissions OFF
32:00 <Sanity> Its like saying give me the keys to your house, and then I will right you a note saying I will not use them.
32:00 <Serenity> sanity
32:00 <Sanity> or that I do not have the permission in the first place.
32:00 <doctor> throw the phone in the bin is the only solution
32:00 <Serenity> the options are IN your phone
32:00 <Sanity> moron monkey brains.
32:00 <ShadowLurker> get rid of your fone
32:00 <ShadowLurker> now
32:00 <Sanity> get a clue
32:00 <Serenity> just because you dont understand
32:00 <Sanity> No, I understand
32:00 <ShadowLurker> \m/ d(^.^)b \m/ : Twiztid : Thriple Threat [Mutant, Volume 2 - 2005]
32:00 <Shadowgate> ahh vodka rasberry so nice
33:00 <Serenity> no you have no idez
33:00 <Serenity> idea
33:00 <Sanity> I am a publisher with over 6000 users.
33:00 <Serenity> the phone blocks the permissions lol
33:00 <ShadowLurker> LOOOL
33:00 <Sanity> I know how application permissions work.
33:00 <Sanity> you do not.
33:00 <Serenity> oh of course you are
33:00 <ShadowLurker> here we go
33:00 <ShadowLurker> took long enough
33:00 <Serenity> im bill gates
33:00 <Sanity> You do not grant a permission, to then have the application say it has revoked it.
33:00 <Sanity> That is not how operating system permission are meant to work.
33:00 <Serenity> my nephew is that facebook guy
33:00 <doctor> I got rid of my phone last year. It's quite a load off your shoulders
33:00 <ShadowLurker> i wrote the internet
33:00 <doctor> my phone gave me nothing but grief and anxiety
34:00 <Serenity> that sucks doctor
34:00 <ShadowLurker> if you were so good Sanity
34:00 <ShadowLurker> you dave rooted the fone, have knowledge of changing sandbox perms
34:00 <ShadowLurker> and fix it urself
34:00 <Serenity> no shit rofl
34:00 <ShadowLurker> youd have*
34:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck me 
34:00 <Serenity> absolutely nothing on my phone access anything i dont want it to
34:00 <Bastardly_One> is it the week of the spastics?
34:00 <Serenity> fact.
35:00 <ShadowLurker> dont bullshit us mate we've seen it all
35:00 <Bastardly_One> yes I know that is your word but is it?
35:00 <doctor> It's okay, I've got IRC now which keeps all my anxieties under order. At least here there's a seperation between technology and the world
35:00 <Bastardly_One> fuckwit city this week
35:00 <ShadowLurker> \m/ d(^.^)b \m/ : Stash & KidCrusher : Smoke (that is all) [Stoned as a Mother Fucker - 2008]
35:00 <Serenity> i dont think i would manage without my phone
35:00 <ShadowLurker> you couldnt
35:00 <Serenity> i get too many calls about appointments n shit i cant miss
35:00 <Bastardly_One> we're just two lonely bitches out for the weekend
36:00 <ShadowLurker> lezbehonest
36:00 <doctor> true, i haven't got much responsibility for now
36:00 <Serenity> and yes lesbian porn
36:00 <Sanity> I'll root your phone.
36:00 <doctor> lol
36:00 <Sanity> Yeah I know funny.
37:00 <Serenity> the beauty of android phones is you can make them do what ever you want them to do
37:00 <Serenity> and they give you the tools to do it
37:00 <ShadowLurker> lesbian tumblr blogs for all
37:00 <Bastardly_One> you'll root a phone? sicko
37:00 <ShadowLurker> o/ ALL THE PORN
37:00 <Bastardly_One> must have a small penis
37:00 <Sanity> I'll root your laptop.
37:00 <doctor> i thought tumblr was only for feminist blowhards but it turns out it has a lot of porn to share
37:00 <Bastardly_One> still must have a small penis
37:00 <Sanity> I'll root your mums laptop, and your sisters laptop too.
37:00 <doctor> so there may be a place for it in my world afterall
37:00 <Serenity> i found that out yesterday
37:00 <ShadowLurker> my phone pc and laptop are all rooted
37:00 <Serenity> so much porn
38:00 <Bastardly_One> once it was blogs
38:00 <Bastardly_One> back in the "old days" of tumblr
38:00 <ShadowLurker> thers blogs there still
38:00 <Bastardly_One> now it's just animated porn city
38:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah like 1 in 20
38:00 <Bastardly_One> maybe
38:00 <ShadowLurker> but its like the "back room" of video stores
38:00 <Bastardly_One> yep *L*
38:00 <Serenity> theyre all blogs
38:00 <Serenity> thats what it is
39:00 <Bastardly_One> well, yes they are 
39:00 <ShadowLurker> and theres sooooooo many ameture submissions
39:00 <Bastardly_One> ms technical
39:00 <ShadowLurker> amature (sp)
39:00 <ShadowLurker> another word i fuckup everytime
39:00 <Bastardly_One> amatuer
39:00 <Bastardly_One> I think
39:00 <Bastardly_One> me too
39:00 <Bastardly_One> I think that's right though not sure
39:00 <Serenity> god ive got a headache
39:00 <Serenity> and im hungry
39:00 <Serenity> but i have a fucking panther laying on me
40:00 <Bastardly_One> have some toast
40:00 <ShadowLurker> i fixed ur other feeling tho right
40:00 <Bastardly_One> he can deal
40:00 <ShadowLurker> :}
40:00 <Serenity> me gusta
43:00 <Doodle> https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/t1.0-9/10525911_893863740643641_2900136087124608727_n.jpg
44:00 <Shadowgate> someone type and be funny
45:00 <Serenity> lol
45:00 <Ana_Ng> bananas!
47:00 <Bastardly_One> lol @ that 
47:00 <Bastardly_One> I laughed more than I should I think
02:00 <Serenity> mmm pizza for breakfast
03:00 <Pyro-> https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xaf1/t1.0-9/10547496_10152580315194898_4660708869967674660_n.jpg
06:00 <Serenity> woah that was weird
06:00 <Serenity> internet dropped out
06:00 <Skirmish> Using DBM/PFM makes my eyes bleed.
10:00 <Bastardly_One> an oldie but a goldie Pyro-
17:00 <Mew> peppermint tea bitchez
29:00 <ShadowLurker> mmm pizza
29:00 <ShadowLurker> and boobs
31:00 <Bastardly_One> keep the pizza ... 
31:00 <Bastardly_One> another reason to be labeled a freak
31:00 <Bastardly_One> not a fan
31:00 <ShadowLurker> nah ill have pizza first
31:00 <Bastardly_One> well duh
31:00 <ShadowLurker> how YOU doin
31:00 <Bastardly_One> and boobs for dessert
32:00 <ShadowLurker> boobs for entree
32:00 <ShadowLurker> vag for dessert
34:00 <Serenity> jesus christ
34:00 <Serenity> what the hell
34:00 <ShadowLurker> :}
43:00 <Floss> morning!
51:00 <doctor> good yestemorning
52:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... another one
52:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.9news.com.au/world/2014/08/14/10/11/angry-cat-holds-family-hostage-in-the-us
59:00 <Floss> lol fennec fox
00:00 <[Maverick]>  <Bastardly_One> ffs, do you sleep?
00:00 <[Maverick]> of course
02:00 <Mew> omg I just got my new phone its like a maxipad compared to this
02:00 <FredFlinstone> lol
03:00 <Bastardly_One> lemme guess
03:00 <Bastardly_One> an S5?
03:00 <Bastardly_One> I need one of those
03:00 <simba> \^[aLiEn8D]\u}f{o-Romeo-|HACKT|c4_ Erroneous Nickname
04:00 <Mew> nooo haha I bought a knockoff one for $117 on eebz with free postage
05:00 <Mew> 5in screen 8mp camera 2mp front camera runs jellybean 
05:00 <Mew> its called CUBOT and I really wanna squeeze an M in there
06:00 <[Maverick]> hahhahah 
06:00 <Floss> pretty
07:00 <Mew> if I buy an expensive phone ill fuck it up the first night I take it out
07:00 <FredFlinstone> why?
07:00 <[Maverick]> just having a look, they do alright knock off phones 
08:00 <Mew> cos I drink like a sailor 
08:00 <[Maverick]> cause Mew + Technology = Nuclear meltdown 
08:00 <FredFlinstone> lmao
08:00 <Mew> and swear like a cunt
09:00 <FredFlinstone> oh my
16:00 <ShadowLurker> http://37.media.tumblr.com/fe18fd938f9bd7945ee273bff90c264e/tumblr_n4o1qiWFLX1s2wsdzo1_500.gif
27:00 <simba> http://31.media.tumblr.com/3618fd45c0f5e165bafeca00e491025a/tumblr_mzs3wtqGIS1snrtvso1_500.png
29:00 <MadScientist> thats not boobs
30:00 <simba> whats is boobs?
30:00 <simba> baby dont hurt me
30:00 <simba> wooah oh woah oh wa oh oo waa oh
35:00 <simba> https://31.media.tumblr.com/98600ae2adb7e661923af78c8a0b6ef0/tumblr_mrs35q60Vv1sfgv7po1_400.gif
56:00 <Bastardly_One> *scrolls up*
56:00 <Bastardly_One> heh
02:00 <ShadowLurker> http://33.media.tumblr.com/028d1a1f0d9c2ff4a58e8dc6bba8f037/tumblr_n2nuy522k81s2wsdzo1_400.gif
08:00 <TheRiddler> hallo
14:00 <ShadowLurker> nice n quiet today
14:00 <BlackDevil> wilfred died
14:00 <BlackDevil> so sad
19:00 <simba> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YBaOHmN4QkM
19:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Jawbreaker - Chemistry (Sep 5, 2011) 3:56 - Category: Music - 8,299 - 40 likes (97.6%), 1 dislikes (2.4%)
20:00 <simba> good day time music !!!!!!
20:00 <BlackDevil> no such thing
25:00 <BlackDevil> faux pukes with the site of naked persons
25:00 <ShadowLurker> pukes AT the SIGHT of naked persons
25:00 <ShadowLurker> fuck youre dumb
26:00 <BlackDevil> im dub
27:00 <Doodle> https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xaf1/v/t1.0-9/10377262_10152310644327549_7787278232977801853_n.jpg?oh=87d6346c02a910714252087daa3c166e&oe=5460C283&__gda__=1415733047_02f1f330b11bc2d15a0e193cde1242e5
30:00 <Serenity> uh...
31:00 <simba> lol straight outta need for speed underground
32:00 <B1-not-here> time to harrass the public 
35:00 <Doodle> lol
35:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Hot Action Cop - Fever For The Flava.mp3 (3.67MB 128kbps Stereo 4:00)
36:00 <BlackDevil> have fun with the freeway
36:00 <Q{> http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=b50_1407962082
36:00 <BlackDevil> LiveLeak: How the sun sees you (Date: Aug-13-2014, 7 hours ago) - Views: 554 - Played: 2531
37:00 <BlackDevil> watching
37:00 <BlackDevil> wilfred
39:00 <Blarp> hmmmm
42:00 <BlackDevil> have you pooped your pants?
43:00 <Q{> for u BlackDevil 
43:00 <Q{> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hV2-zFh3tAU
43:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: NTR Podium: Lavinia Meijer speelt Philip Glass ( Jan 9, 2013) 7:42 - Category: Music - 63,385 - 522 likes (98.9%), 6 dislikes (1.1%)
43:00 <Blarp> No, but I left a surprise in  your toilet ;)
04:00 <TheRiddler> http://i.imgur.com/s48g9.jpg
06:00 <British^Meat> wort wort in the bort
07:00 <Lolin> TheRiddler: post some with a dick
15:00 <TheRiddler> http://i.imgur.com/96BOR.jpg
15:00 <TheRiddler> here you go
17:00 <BlackDevil> TheRiddler http://uberhumor.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/xBpsyMP.gif
21:00 <British^Meat> PishnBollocks why dont you use the nick PandasDontDrive or Slinky_j
21:00 <British^Meat> u always do that after a bender :/
21:00 <British^Meat> slink your way back in :)
22:00 <BlackDevil> British^Meat http://37.media.tumblr.com/8c2118a67220fb256edbd278db168f8c/tumblr_naajshMfDs1rpfjnco1_500.jpg
22:00 <British^Meat> sorry BlackDevil, no time for tomfoolery
23:00 <British^Meat> i need to speak to pandas, and get to the core of some of the allegations he made the other night
24:00 <BlackDevil> there is always time for my links
25:00 <TheRiddler> hallo
25:00 <Doodle> are allegations like alligators
25:00 <partay> British.  Why bother talking to that retard
26:00 <Doodle> is a moat like a boat
26:00 <partay> Once a retard always a retard
26:00 <British^Meat> jah, but he had so much to say the other night
27:00 <British^Meat> Y he no talk now?
27:00 <Doodle> maybe an alligator has got his tongue
27:00 <British^Meat> also, sif unban him :)
27:00 <TheRiddler> watching vikings season 1
27:00 <Doodle> great
27:00 <British^Meat> love that show
28:00 <TheRiddler> got it on blu-ray
28:00 <British^Meat> oh, aweshum
28:00 <Doodle> got it at chonky's for two dollar
28:00 <Doodle> god is this thing on
29:00 <partay> Get my new pc next week.  Its the bomb diggity
29:00 <British^Meat> i got my split system wednesday
29:00 <British^Meat> we;re all getting new things
29:00 <British^Meat> graet new things
30:00 <partay> Air con? 
31:00 <British^Meat> jah
31:00 <partay> Nice
31:00 <Doodle> i got some new petrol today
31:00 <Doodle> since we're talking about expensive purchases
32:00 <Doodle> its great so far
32:00 <partay> poor people don't drive.  You must be rich
32:00 <Doodle> lol clearly
33:00 <British^Meat> Aldi ask me in chan, no need to notice me big fellah :P im right here
33:00 <Doodle> on sloodnet
33:00 <Doodle> no
33:00 <British^Meat> yes yes, petrol, a wise purchase
33:00 <Doodle> you wave your dick in the wind
33:00 <Doodle> and she turns up
33:00 <Doodle> so steamy etc
34:00 <partay> Ibiza doodle is the Droid you're looking for
35:00 <Doodle> good grief
35:00 <partay> Ibiza sadly no. When's the next one? 
36:00 <Doodle> i was at the optometrists earlier, the chick serving me bumped her head on the shelf
36:00 <Doodle> i told her she should get glasses
36:00 <Doodle> she didn't laugh
36:00 <Doodle> i think i'm losing my touch
40:00 <partay> Doodle you should have offered to kiss it better
40:00 <Doodle> lol nah my mum was with me
41:00 <Doodle> she's an awesome cock blocker
41:00 <partay> Yah mums don't wing too well
42:00 <BlackDevil> where is panda?
43:00 <Doodle> sa?
43:00 <partay> don't talk about panda while he's not here.  I have a good mind to go down to the local public toilets and tell him. 
44:00 <Doodle> :o
45:00 <Aldi> British^Meat
46:00 <Aldi> British^Meat: how are you?
48:00 <British^Meat> :)
48:00 <British^Meat> I am wonderful
48:00 <British^Meat> in a joyous mood
48:00 <British^Meat> tell me....
48:00 <British^Meat> how are you?
48:00 <doctor> ahh, the ol cruising the local public toilets scene, much easier to use the aps now but would'nt mind giving that a go again for old times sake
49:00 <Aldi> How can you give me answers, when I change the questions?
50:00 <Aldi> I dictate your mood British^Meat, a little torment here, and a little torment there.. Your good mood turns into depression.
50:00 <British^Meat> huh?
50:00 <Aldi> lololololololololololol
50:00 <British^Meat> u asked one question i answered
50:00 <British^Meat> see look, my answer is right there
51:00 <British^Meat> u didnt answer my question
51:00 <[Maverick]> How does someone typing out text to someone send them into depression? 
51:00 <British^Meat> Pandas is "laying low", hiding from the outbursts and allegations he made the other night
51:00 <BlackDevil> can i put my willy in your eye?
52:00 <British^Meat> heh yer, i tend not to get too upset over text on irc
52:00 <Aldi> I'm well now that my two play toys are here.. Taking the bait
52:00 <British^Meat> PishnBollocks is his new nick, but he always sticks out like dogs balls :P
53:00 <simba> I am now your tormentor, British^Meat.
53:00 <partay> Poor pandas.  Hes in the same retarded genre as Picard.  Another fat useless creepy fuck. 
54:00 <Q{> http://time.com/3109504/ferguson-missouri-st-louis-michael-brown-protest/
54:00 <Q{> http://timedotcom.files.wordpress.com/2014/08/ferguson-riot-protest-shooting-2.jpg?w=1100
54:00 <British^Meat> oh god
54:00 <British^Meat> dont simba
54:00 <British^Meat> damn.... i know simbas first name
54:00 <British^Meat> his name is now permanently cemeted on the list
54:00 <British^Meat> he is now "one"
54:00 <partay> Indeed
55:00 <British^Meat> If i could only find out his surname i'll contact my lawyers
55:00 <British^Meat> THEN WHOS BEING TORMENTED MATE!?
55:00 <simba> well played sir, youve out-lawyered me there
56:00 <simba> http://youtu.be/bq5WkfG1r3k?t=20s
56:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia-Charlie Kelly-Lawyer Talk (Aug 6, 2010) 2:18 - Category: Comedy - 408,931 - 604 likes (77.3%), 177 dislikes (22.7%)
56:00 <simba> objection, heresay
56:00 <simba> thats lawyer talk
56:00 <British^Meat> i only have 12 lawyers
57:00 <simba> did u realise big suze is like a royal bitch?
57:00 <British^Meat> shes pretty :)
57:00 <simba> sophie winkleman aka wife of lord freder9ck windsor
57:00 <simba> frederick
57:00 <British^Meat> crikeys
58:00 <British^Meat> classy bird
58:00 <simba> shhe is fine
58:00 <simba> fine and royal
58:00 <British^Meat> Mmmmhmmmm
59:00 <British^Meat> the canadian one was fine too
59:00 <British^Meat> but id go royalty first
06:00 <simba> u would!!!!!!!!!
06:00 <simba> which canadian one?
06:00 <British^Meat> i mean american
06:00 <British^Meat> Nancy
06:00 <simba> the 1 jezz bangs
06:00 <British^Meat> jah
06:00 <simba> f*** yea
07:00 <British^Meat> suze for business, nancy for play
08:00 <simba> she looks a bit like heather graham
08:00 <British^Meat> you love dobby
08:00 <British^Meat> you dirty tramp
09:00 <Ana_Ng> oh dobbs!
09:00 <Ana_Ng> i go for Super Hans
09:00 <British^Meat> he's defo my fave character
11:00 <simba> im gonna get you sectioned
11:00 <British^Meat> wait
11:00 <British^Meat> him and johnson
12:00 <British^Meat> johnson is a pisser
12:00 <British^Meat> in some ways, i wish i was johnson
14:00 <British^Meat> http://www.quickmeme.com/img/b3/b3bdc003b7a61245183456f980a485ee17bb64d7c423306a8b8a32ded68e7cb6.jpg
14:00 <xm> there is a theory going around that Picard is really a closeted gay. and this chasing of young women is a charade to hope his wife will find out about it rather than finding out about his "cruises"
14:00 <British^Meat> he does talk an awful lot about the gays
14:00 <BlackDevil> gays are a thing now
14:00 <BlackDevil> must accept them
14:00 <BlackDevil> like we do with simba
14:00 <xm> but i have seen the "face of optimism" pic. he really did seem happy on cam to that 'girl'
15:00 <ShadowLurker> \m/ d(^.^)b \m/ : KidCrusher : It's 4-20 Ya'll [Stoned As A Muthafucka - ]
15:00 <British^Meat> lol
15:00 <British^Meat> i know now what that means
15:00 <British^Meat> but sounds funny
16:00 <xm> BlackDevil, i accept you for who you are. you're as beautiful as a rainbow and probably sexy like a leprechaun at the bottom of one too. with your pot of gold being your presence on IRC
16:00 <BlackDevil> it is
17:00 <Doodle> almost
17:00 <simba> BlackDevil: we? lol thats as funny as plivent saying we last night
17:00 <xm> austhex.version.2bsure.2bsure
17:00 <BlackDevil> plivent is a joke
17:00 <xm> simba, how well was plivent going in trivia?
17:00 <simba> avg
18:00 <Doodle> @mp3 N.W.A. - Appetite For Destruction.mp3 (7.81MB 128kbps Stereo 8:31)
18:00 <xm> i thought he'd be too distracted abusing everyone
18:00 <xm> or saying all the answers are wrong
18:00 <xm> or it's rigged when it awards points to others
18:00 <simba> or adding dog to the end of the answers 
18:00 <xm> lol yes
19:00 <xm> george washington pedo king dog loser cung bung hoppy
19:00 <doctor> its a consperasy
19:00 <British^Meat> george likes spicy chicken
20:00 <Loof> get out or die Fennec_Fox 
20:00 <simba> good
20:00 <Fennec_Fox> go fuck ur self dickweed!
20:00 <simba> g.o.o.d
21:00 <simba> poor fox
21:00 <partay> There's no secret Picard loves cock. 
23:00 <Doodle> https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/430705_10152299681060602_1476855659_n.jpg
25:00 <doctor> he works hard, so he plays hard
25:00 <partay> Would i be a cunt if i smacked Picard to the upside of his head if i ever met him?
25:00 <British^Meat> it's make this big smack noise....
25:00 <British^Meat> and all this sweat would splatter off
25:00 <British^Meat> like slapping a watermelon
26:00 <Loof> making websites is much more fun than studying
26:00 <simba> hes not even here
26:00 <doctor> we're summoning him
26:00 <partay> Like slapping a water bed bladder
27:00 <Loof> http://i.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/quickfix/4/5/6/306456_v1.gif
27:00 <partay> Hes a sick creepy fuck
27:00 <xm> Picard brings normalcy to IRC. bringing it back to good old days. it's traditional IRC values: creepy old men hitting on young women
27:00 <xm> got a bit boring some time here hearing about drug addicts
28:00 <xm> i always thought Picard was fairly normal and it was some sort of joke
28:00 <xm> but it seems pathological now. especially with the rage
28:00 <doctor> he's always been a troll
28:00 <doctor> people rarely ever change
28:00 <xm> i know, but im questioning his angle now with females
29:00 <xm> the intent of the reaction
29:00 <xm> because he cant be that dumb. he's not that stupid
29:00 <xm> i remember when he was Shazza for a few nights and that was when he earnt my respect (for a while)
30:00 <xm> it was quite funny. it even had chucky dumb enough to go ring the hospital
30:00 <doctor> lol
30:00 <doctor> true
31:00 <doctor> He just likes upsetting girls I think
31:00 <simba> sounds like you could be talking about 2 people
31:00 <simba> word 4 word
32:00 <partay> Well he's a fat ugly cunt with no prospects.  No wonder he hates females
32:00 <milk> kogan are thieves
32:00 <milk> never dealing with them again
32:00 <partay> They are revolted by him
32:00 <milk> just robbers
33:00 <xm> is there a limit to the number of eggs you should be eating a week
33:00 <British^Meat> :) called it
33:00 <xm> yeah but how many
33:00 <partay> xm some footballers eat 2x cartons a week
33:00 <Flosss> steak and eggs and eggs and steak
34:00 <milk> they sold me a faulty TV and when I asked them for help they just ignored me
34:00 <partay> Milk fail
34:00 <xm> does #asd sell TVs how
34:00 <xm> lolll
34:00 <milk> the full spec for WPA passwords is 64 characters for hex and 63 for ASCII
35:00 <xm> where did you buy it from milk
35:00 <milk> kogan only does ASCII passwords
35:00 <milk> just fucken thieves
36:00 <xm> Common recommendations include a maximum of 2-6 yolks per week. However, there really isn’t much scientific support for these limitations (5).
36:00 <British^Meat> what they steal?
36:00 <xm> too low
36:00 <British^Meat> 2 eggs per week? really?
36:00 <British^Meat> oh, 2 - 6
36:00 <xm> The science is clear that up to 3 whole eggs per day are perfectly safe for healthy people who are trying to stay healthy.
36:00 <milk> I'm not going to degrade my security for some piece of shit dodgy dealer
36:00 <British^Meat> that'd be cool
36:00 <milk> never dealing with them again
36:00 <British^Meat> one egg per day, then one rest
37:00 <British^Meat> why didnt he just google his tv problem?
37:00 <partay> Milk has a touch of the simple
38:00 <Rakkie> Happy Friday! :D
38:00 <Rakkie> pants off, whisky on
38:00 <TheRon> oh c'mon eileen
39:00 <BlackDevil> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HCzWPBR30Nk
39:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: save ferris come on eileen (Sep 26, 2006) 3:41 - - 4,893,562 - 16,882 likes (95.8%), 749 dislikes (4.2%)
40:00 <partay> Oh I'm about 10 mins from blowing this popcicle stand and pick up a carton of beam black cans.  Hello weekend. 
42:00 <British^Meat> heh boob pooop
43:00 <xm> so all these people that told me dont have more than a few eggs
43:00 <xm> im gonna hunt them all down
43:00 <xm> it's the same people that told me being cold will give you the cold
44:00 <TheRiddler> wtf is boob poop
44:00 <TheRiddler> lol
44:00 <xm> or crust on bread is healthier for you
44:00 <xm> brb - ringing mum
44:00 <British^Meat> dont do it man
44:00 <TheRon> i put on the mr garrison voice whenever i say eggs
44:00 <British^Meat> all i have to do is get your name, give it to my lawyers, then you're fuckt mate
46:00 <TheRon> who's watching the bledisloe tomorrow night??
47:00 <British^Meat> crusts r good for ur teeth
48:00 <Serenity> well.. its a poop.. from a boob.. clearly :s
50:00 <TheRon> BOOBS!!!!!
51:00 <Rak> maybe it's a poop on boobs.  an english translation of a german word i imagine
51:00 <British^Meat> not sure which is grosser
52:00 <_RAZ_> hi
52:00 <_RAZ_> any gay guys in here want head?
52:00 <British^Meat> from you?
52:00 <_RAZ_> yes
52:00 <_RAZ_> discreet
52:00 <TheRon> find matthew
53:00 <British^Meat> hows that meathead MMA fighter bashing up that hot porn star
53:00 <British^Meat> wtf is wrong with ppl
53:00 <_RAZ_> i dont want a man slut
53:00 <British^Meat> i do not want to accept head from you
53:00 <British^Meat> but thank you for the offer
54:00 <_RAZ_> thats ok
54:00 <_RAZ_> i deep throat and swallow
54:00 <TheRon> i'd rater have a beer
54:00 <PishnBollocks> it's crap beer
54:00 <TheRon> cheers big ears
54:00 <British^Meat> here he is :)
54:00 <British^Meat> Pandas u feeling better?
54:00 <PishnBollocks> coopers red got it as a present yesterday
55:00 <Ana_Ng> the one who got a vasectomy?
55:00 <Rak> let's hope so
55:00 <TheRon> nice
55:00 <PishnBollocks> all urs ronnie!
55:00 <TheRon> stronger than your average beer
55:00 <PishnBollocks> yer I'd rather something dark
55:00 <PishnBollocks> mmm
55:00 <TheRon> drink coopers pale, what a coincidence
55:00 <British^Meat> yes, best to give your alcohol away Pandas
55:00 <British^Meat> We know you cant really handle it :/
55:00 <PishnBollocks> cant you?
55:00 <PishnBollocks> handle me drinking and making love with you?
56:00 <British^Meat> Ive only really been concentrating on the victim
56:00 <British^Meat> :)
56:00 <British^Meat> *wink*
56:00 <British^Meat> oh, u being all silly
56:00 <British^Meat> diversions
56:00 <PishnBollocks> what's a diversion?
56:00 <PishnBollocks> teach me things
56:00 <British^Meat> but I wanted to ask you, out of me, mew, mews kid, mews partner, korax, beagle, and simba, which one will you fight first?
56:00 <TheRon> `8ball any chance of me getting a root this weekend?
56:00 <ChanOP> 8ball: any chance of me getting a root this weekend??? Yes, yes, yes, and yes again.!!
56:00 <British^Meat> or, can we all gang up on you?
56:00 <TheRon> excellent
57:00 <British^Meat> coz we'd have to come to your house to do it yer, coz u know, u dont drive or leave the house
57:00 <PishnBollocks> huh
57:00 <PishnBollocks> houose
57:00 <PishnBollocks> houso bro
57:00 <TheRon> beer?
58:00 <PishnBollocks> uno i am pish poor n live in a run down flat
58:00 <PishnBollocks> ahahahahahaha
58:00 <PishnBollocks> BEER!
58:00 <PishnBollocks> I have tea bro
58:00 <British^Meat> its ok pandas, u keep hidin :)
58:00 <British^Meat> i'll leave u alone
58:00 <PishnBollocks> hidin?
58:00 <PishnBollocks> b4 u do
58:00 <TheRon> you're a [oof
58:00 <PishnBollocks> hiding from what
58:00 <TheRon> poof
58:00 <PishnBollocks> le loupe?
59:00 <TheRon> drinking tea makes you a poof
59:00 <TheRon> :)
59:00 <PishnBollocks> haha
59:00 <PishnBollocks> i got a beer on the foor man
59:00 <PishnBollocks> hahahah
59:00 <PishnBollocks> ill get to it
59:00 <PishnBollocks> so that lucy movie wa shit
59:00 <TheRon> not seen it
59:00 <PishnBollocks> korean from OLD BOY was in it tho <3
00:00 <PishnBollocks> itd be better without morgan fagman
00:00 <TheRon> i have'nt seen it
00:00 <TheRon> morgan's a legend
00:00 <PishnBollocks> so if u just dont take notice of him its good
00:00 <PishnBollocks> yer but he is in every sci fi film now doin his batman thing
01:00 <TheRon> he is almost 80
03:00 <TheRiddler> zelda williams left twitter
03:00 <TheRiddler> after threatened with a fake photo of robin williams body
04:00 <British^Meat> ppl suck
04:00 <PishnBollocks> he gets the dates bro
04:00 <PishnBollocks> all over his face nigga
04:00 <BlackDevil> i like jizz all over your face
04:00 <Zade> lol
05:00 <PishnBollocks> LOL
05:00 <TheRon> i called my horse "your face"
05:00 <PishnBollocks> i like it too babes
05:00 <Pyro-> https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/t1.0-9/10383008_10152415771465326_2166168370190744381_n.jpg
06:00 <BlackDevil> thanks its
06:00 <BlackDevil> fuck friday
06:00 <BlackDevil> thank
06:00 <Pyro-> still works
07:00 <TheRiddler> she's only 25
10:00 <Ana_Ng> you know what
10:00 <Ana_Ng> if your dad is famous
10:00 <Ana_Ng> don't get on twitter
11:00 <Ana_Ng> accept the great things that fame gets you and pay the price
11:00 <Ana_Ng> or get out
11:00 <TheRiddler> everyone that is famous is on twitter
12:00 <TheRiddler> or related
12:00 <Ana_Ng> the same people who are shitty to you are the same people who made your family wealthy beyond understanding
13:00 <British^Meat> the idiots will prevail and carry on through the eons
13:00 <Ana_Ng> you do know that she is not his only child
13:00 <TheRiddler> yes
13:00 <TheRiddler> I know
14:00 <Ana_Ng> do you know why she is a target
14:00 <British^Meat> nup
14:00 <TheRon> daughtry - it's not over
14:00 <Doodle> https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/t1.0-9/10540392_575227372588166_6552422217684568825_n.jpg
14:00 <TheRon> self portait?
14:00 <Doodle> lol
15:00 <British^Meat> r u gonna tell us?
15:00 <Ana_Ng> oh i thought you could figure it out
15:00 <British^Meat> coz her dads famous?
15:00 <Zade> haha
15:00 <Doodle> deez nutz
15:00 <TheRon> "look at'dis!"
16:00 <British^Meat> i thought u had a new revelation
16:00 <Ana_Ng> that can't be why
16:00 <British^Meat> im sure she's just gettin picked on coz they are a ton of arseholes out there with computers and phones
16:00 <Ana_Ng> his sons aren't targets
17:00 <Rak> this is why:  http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2004/03/19
17:00 <Ana_Ng> true rak, just heard an interview on that today
17:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Beastie Boys - Ch-Check It Out.mp3 (4.4MB 128kbps Stereo 4:48)
17:00 <TheRon> wh wh what its all about
18:00 <Ana_Ng> when you look at warfare
18:00 <British^Meat> honestly, i only knew he had a daughter, coz u know, she's called zeldfa
18:00 <Ana_Ng> the warriors who wear masks, facepaint, etc are far more diabolical than those who don
18:00 <Ana_Ng> don
18:00 <Ana_Ng> don't
18:00 <British^Meat> im sure the nongs hassling her figured the same
19:00 <Ana_Ng> because they are anonymous
19:00 <Ana_Ng> she has been famous for a while
19:00 <Ana_Ng> she was a pub quiz answer
20:00 <FuckFaceUnstoppable> because she is female and people are cunts. 
20:00 <Ana_Ng> she's not a minor, so she chose to be famous
20:00 <FuckFaceUnstoppable> simple. 
20:00 <Ana_Ng> and she probably benefitted from that most of her life
20:00 <Ana_Ng> so people throwing stones is pretty minor
21:00 <Ana_Ng> people call me horrible things and i am nobody
21:00 <Lingo> morning
22:00 <Ana_Ng> lingo, whoa oh
22:00 <Crispy> haha oops
23:00 <druff> onion ring
24:00 <FuckFaceUnstoppable> I think there is a fine line between trolling and just being an outright cunt ie threatening a deceased persons daughter with photos etc. 
24:00 <Crispy> haha
24:00 <Crispy> mm yum
24:00 <Ana_Ng> are you new to the internet, fuckfaceun?
24:00 <Crispy> say what
25:00 <Crispy> haha
25:00 <Ana_Ng> the things not-famous people say to not-famous people every day is far, far worse than that
25:00 <Serenity> just because something is that way doesnt mean you have to accept that its ok. of all people im suprised you just want to throw something away as 'oh well thats just part of life' Ana_Ng
26:00 <FuckFaceUnstoppable> it's fucking shit.. THEY ARE HUMAN.. doesn't matter where they are on the social ladder. 
26:00 <Ana_Ng> it's just strategy
26:00 <Serenity> its outrageous
26:00 <Ana_Ng> you let people shit on you, or you do something about it
26:00 <beehhh>  drill ya
27:00 <Ana_Ng> how do you plan to stop future assholes acting shitty?
27:00 <FuckFaceUnstoppable> by bricking them in the face. 
28:00 <beehhh> http://cdn29.elitedaily.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/6a00e54f9153e088330133f453ea13970b-600wi.jpg
29:00 <FuckFaceUnstoppable> I mean, seriously.. if someone started cyber-bullying you and threatening to paste pics of a dead family member what would you do? 
29:00 <Crispy> hrmm
29:00 <Ana_Ng> i would make myself unavailable to that person
29:00 <FuckFaceUnstoppable> and what has this person done? 
29:00 <Ana_Ng> you are aware that you can shut these devices off?
30:00 <Serenity> it doesnt make it ok ffs.
30:00 <FuckFaceUnstoppable> but the fact is, it's not fucking cool to do that shit. 
30:00 <Ana_Ng> oh yes
30:00 <Ana_Ng> of course we can agree on that
30:00 <Ana_Ng> what's your solution
30:00 <Ana_Ng> if your reaction is "Tsk, that is soooo mean." you're doing nothing.
31:00 <FuckFaceUnstoppable> it's raising awareness of how many fuckheads are out there that do that shit.
31:00 <Ana_Ng> you
31:00 <Ana_Ng> you are kidding
31:00 <Ana_Ng> raise awareness?
31:00 <FuckFaceUnstoppable> not just switch off and sweep it under the carpet
31:00 <FuckFaceUnstoppable> NO 
31:00 <FuckFaceUnstoppable> YES 
31:00 <Ana_Ng> the world knows about this shit
31:00 <Ana_Ng> THE WORLD
31:00 <FuckFaceUnstoppable> you fucking stupid cunt. 
31:00 <TheRon> carribean queen are we sharing the same dream
32:00 <Ana_Ng> do you think there are people who never heard of cyberbullying?
32:00 <British^Meat> lol
32:00 <Ana_Ng> what does awareness do?
32:00 <Ana_Ng> what does it accomplish
32:00 <[[x]]> fuckface just cyberbully them right back. do a better job and they'll either drink bleach or give up 
32:00 <simba> the internet is a fast way to create hostility between peoples all around the world
32:00 <Floss> cyber bullying cant be stopped as long as ppl keep communicating online, same as bullying will never end, there will always be some sad person picking on someone else
33:00 <simba> it was supposed to 'bring people together' but thats not happening
33:00 <xm> cyberbullying can be stopped with '512'
33:00 <Ana_Ng> so you have no solution
33:00 <[[x]]> don't get upset. get root
33:00 <Floss> i would think the only solution is to find the mental tools to overcome what its doing to you
33:00 <Ana_Ng> bogans rooting in the billabons
33:00 <Ana_Ng> bogans rooting in the billabongs
33:00 <beehhh> i want to wake up to the paradise
34:00 <Ana_Ng> agreed floss, and we came full circle
34:00 <Serenity> what an absolutely weird thing to say
34:00 <Ana_Ng> if you can't stand the heat
34:00 <Ana_Ng> which is what i sad a half hour ago
34:00 <Ana_Ng> said
35:00 <beehhh> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DxWkfJ4uvV0
35:00 <TheRon> david lee roth - just like paradise
37:00 <TheRiddler> take it to the schoolyard
38:00 <[[x]]> get your dad to beat up his dad
38:00 <beehhh> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NJsa6-y4sDs
38:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Céline Dion - I'm Alive ( Aug 24, 2012) 3:29 - Category: Music - 17,331,775 - 49,539 likes (96%), 2,045 dislikes (4%)
38:00 <TheRon> dear god
39:00 <xm> while the kids film it on mobiles
39:00 <xm> then if they upload it
39:00 <xm> it becomes cyberbullying
39:00 <TheRon> fez show us some breasts
40:00 <TheRon> i wish they all could be california girls
41:00 <Ana_Ng> until you hear them speak
41:00 <TheRon> well yeah!
43:00 <TheRon> i'm just a gigolo and everywhere i go........
44:00 <Ana_Ng> louis prima
44:00 <Ana_Ng> is the man
44:00 <TheRon> who?
44:00 <Ana_Ng> you are fired
44:00 <TheRon> am not
44:00 <Ana_Ng> canned!
44:00 <TheRon> boned?
44:00 <beehhh> student prostitute
45:00 <British^Meat> its kinda silly though...
45:00 <Ana_Ng> not a synonym
45:00 <TheRon> it's not?
46:00 <British^Meat> coz like if you spent your days back in 1985 penning out letters to celebrity X telling em you were gonna kill am dna rape em and rah rah rah you'd be jailed
46:00 <British^Meat> or somink
46:00 <beehhh> http://www.brisbanetimes.com.au/queensland/police-bust-20-million-drug-importation-ring-20140729-zxze7.html
46:00 <Ana_Ng> "Just a Gigolo" is best known in a form recorded by Louis Prima in 1956, where it was paired in a medley with another old standard, "I Ain't Got Nobody" (words by Roger A. Graham and music by Spencer Williams, 1915).
46:00 <TheRon> basement jaxx - good luck
47:00 <beehhh> i want to go to newfy
47:00 <beehhh> st john's
47:00 <TheRon> i reckon working at bras n things would be awesome
49:00 <xm> would be easier to jail those sorts as they'd be more than happy to lick a stamp with their DNA and give their real address at the back
49:00 <xm> it takes the law a while to catch up with a few things though. just takes time with things like synthetic drugs or anything online
49:00 <xm> as we've seen ourselves in Australia
49:00 <Ana_Ng> what are the things
49:00 <TheRon> i'm guessing the bottoms
50:00 <Serenity> its about making it not ok for the next generation. So our kids know that those behaviours arent ok. it takes generations to make a change
50:00 <Ana_Ng> do you know how they caught the unabomber?
50:00 <xm> i thought it was profiling
50:00 <Ana_Ng> they posted his hand-written manifesto online
50:00 <xm> because he was an angry luddite/academic
50:00 <xm> yes, the irony
50:00 <Ana_Ng> his sister-in-law recognized his handwriting
50:00 <xm> just based on that?
50:00 <Ana_Ng> oh ok
50:00 <beehhh> bras n things head office were in holmes st
50:00 <TheRon> corsetts and other stuff?
50:00 <TheRon> whips,chains?
50:00 <beehhh> right next to the servo where i worked n served inmates to carlton blues back in the late 90s
51:00 <Ana_Ng> yep
51:00 <xm> i vaguely remember something about profiling and how they narrowed it down to being an angry former academic
51:00 <beehhh> jesus you're still alive reant ya
52:00 <xm> that may have been something on the side
52:00 <Ana_Ng> right, i don't know if was a suspect
52:00 <Ana_Ng> but they almost didn't publish it
52:00 <xm> i wasnt aware of the handwriting thing but im not surprised
52:00 <xm> when you said that i was thinking it was more about a trap. but a trap where he would make the move
52:00 <TheRon> jesus died a while ago
52:00 <beehhh> he was killed
52:00 <TheRon> and resurrected
52:00 <TheRon> he was a carpenter
53:00 <xm> police are pretty careful with what they let out
53:00 <Ana_Ng> he's incredibly intelligent and sharp, but he underestimated his brother's wife
53:00 <xm> very
53:00 <Ana_Ng> some of that is true
53:00 <beehhh> http://www.cbc.ca/player/News/Canada/NL/ID/2488042052/
53:00 <TheRon> some?
53:00 <Ana_Ng> do you need a definition of some?
54:00 <Ana_Ng> they were desperate at that point
54:00 <xm> i havent read all of his manifesto though
54:00 <xm> have you read the Elliot Roger one?
54:00 <Ana_Ng> no
54:00 <_RAZ_> RAZZZZZZZZZZYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
54:00 <TheRon> yes!
54:00 <TheRon> which some?
55:00 <xm> Ana_Ng, maybe he thought it would be "inefficient" to cut out heaps of letters from newspapers to make those letters. or even better... that it would give him away because of the particular glue he used or the print/ink/paper itself
55:00 <Serenity> i read elliot rogers one
55:00 <Serenity> i got a bit obsessive there for a bit
55:00 <xm> never underestimate a woman!
55:00 <Serenity> he facinates me
56:00 <xm> he probably never really knew her either. probably was a reclusive. but i think he was married?
56:00 <xm> recluse*
56:00 <Ana_Ng> what do you think?
56:00 <TheRon> the carpenter bit?
56:00 <Ana_Ng> yeah, big lie
57:00 <xm> nah, not
57:00 <xm> i must be thinking of someone else
57:00 <TheRon> whats easter all about then?
57:00 <Ana_Ng> a goldfish left a lincoln log in me sock drawer
57:00 <TheRon> whats the bunny got to do with it
57:00 <Ana_Ng> at least that has a miraculous connotation
57:00 <Ana_Ng> -b. hicks
58:00 <_RAZ_> RAZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
58:00 <xm> there is Brevik's manifesto too
58:00 <xm> but he really stands out as he was relatively normal compared to them. almost looks it too
58:00 <_RAZ_> xm is a fucking loser also
58:00 <TheRon> bill hicks?
58:00 <TheRon> not familiar with much of his stuff
58:00 <beehhh> going to get stoned
58:00 <Ana_Ng> he was a genius
59:00 <Rak> cyberbullying!
59:00 <xm> _RAZ_ is cyberbullying me
59:00 <_RAZ_> im just a complete loser
59:00 <xm> i will write my manifesto now
59:00 <TheRon> he died?
59:00 <Ana_Ng> look up his easter bit
59:00 <Ana_Ng> he mentions australians
59:00 <Ana_Ng> charlie mccarthy
59:00 <beehhh> bought a few grams
59:00 <TheRon> nope
59:00 <Ana_Ng> wrong window
59:00 <beehhh> better than cocaine
00:00 <xm> and then i will DoS all the people that call everyone 'losers' on Austnet
00:00 <xm> gonna get arrested soon
00:00 <xm> but i had to do it
00:00 <xm> quick i need a line to be used by the media
00:00 <xm> 'i had to do it'
00:00 <xm> give them that one
00:00 <Rak> 'for the horde'
00:00 <Rak> that way no journalism will have to be involved in the slightest for them to blame video games
00:00 <TheRon> beer?
00:00 <beehhh> course i'd
00:00 <TheRon> fleetwood mac, who had the better songs, stevie nicks or the other one?
01:00 <xm> lol
01:00 <xm> yeap, stock footage from a LAN of kids playing WoW with headsets
01:00 <xm> they wont show that popular YouTube guy with nordic looks
01:00 <Ana_Ng> mc vie?
01:00 <Ana_Ng> dpesm
01:00 <TheRon> thats her
01:00 <Ana_Ng> doesn't really matter, lindsey buckingham is the one who saved the band
01:00 <TheRon> was there anyone in the band that didn't slepp with each other?
02:00 <xm> even better if they show Doom from the 90s or Quake with a Devil coming out with big horns
02:00 <xm> SATANISM!
02:00 <xm> then follow it with footage from Anton LaVey
02:00 <xm> it's clearly all linked
02:00 <Ana_Ng> is this channel in 1975?
02:00 <beehhh> should ve gone to canada as a child coming to australia was the ultimate mistake two of my siblings are aussie citizen but dont even contact me
02:00 <TheRon> if you like
02:00 <beehhh> i understand robin williams totally atleast he succeeded in life
03:00 <Serenity> achooooooooooo
03:00 <TheRon> patch adams
03:00 <beehhh> i give you an example the place you were boss next month you are the cleaner in the same place working under some unknown people get me
03:00 <beehhh> with me
03:00 <TheRon> beehhh nude chicks now!!
04:00 <beehhh> foregive me i apologise
04:00 <TheRon> excellent
04:00 <TheRon> romantics - what i like about you
05:00 <Rak> gesundheit
05:00 <Ana_Ng> what i like about jews
07:00 <TheRon> they killed jesus
07:00 <SixInchRambo> yes they did
08:00 <Bastardly_One> keep ya germs to yaself *coughs over you*
08:00 <TheRon> jesus sounds like a self righteuos douche anyway
08:00 <TheRon> sorry any christians in here?
09:00 <Ana_Ng> christians didn't kill jesus
09:00 <Ana_Ng> oh nm
09:00 <Mew> niggers did
09:00 <TheRon> nope it was the jews
09:00 <Ana_Ng> small window i didn't see scroll
10:00 <tooheys> was pretty excited about the top gear stickers at caltex... just went & filled up there and the stickers are SHIT
10:00 <Mew> what constitutes a good sticker?
10:00 <TheRon> shit happens?
10:00 <tooheys> well a decent size with a good photo on it would be a good start
11:00 <Bastardly_One> 70 per cent of human genes are found in zebrafish
11:00 <Bastardly_One> well fuck ey?
11:00 <Mew> you probably can
11:00 <Rak> but what's the amount of genes shared by the majority of animals with humans
11:00 <tooheys> theyre tiny and the pictures on them are crap
11:00 <TheRiddler> .
11:00 <TheRon> have a nice day?
13:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.abc.net.au/news/2014-08-14/zebrafish-study-leads-to-surprising-stem-cell-discovery/5670940
13:00 <xm> the number of genes vary a lot too
13:00 <xm> we have about 20,000
14:00 <xm> there are these water fleas with over 30,000
14:00 <Fez> Breasts
15:00 <TheRon> bigguns
16:00 <TheRon> stereophonics - dakota
16:00 <TheRiddler> http://www.xnxx.com/video2307007/horny_coeds_with_enormous_fake_cocks_
17:00 <TheRon> mew i asked 8ball if i was gonna get a root this weekend, it's reply was YES YES YES!!
17:00 <TheRon> 8ball doesn't know shit
18:00 <xm> "The genes that separate us from fish are very few indeed and in fact you could basically consider us modified fish," he said. <--- agenda
18:00 <xm> this article is mainly about stem cells though
19:00 <xm> sounds more like fodder for the media for further funding
19:00 <xm> as they do
19:00 <British^Meat> I wonder what nick pandas will come back as.....
19:00 <Mew> did he break?
20:00 <British^Meat> hah, oh you missed it? srs?
20:00 <TheRon> break?
20:00 <Mew> ive been hiking in the bush all day LOL
20:00 <Mew> fuck
20:00 <British^Meat> this was umm... a few nights back
20:00 <British^Meat> maybe wednesday
20:00 <Mew> oh yeah i think i saw that
20:00 <TheRon> if a bloke said that it could be code
20:00 <Mew> the night after his bday he was pretty bad
20:00 <British^Meat> he was so smashed :)
20:00 <Mew> damn right TheRon
20:00 <British^Meat> lol yer that was it
21:00 <Mew> it was that black spiced rum m8!!!
21:00 <TheRiddler> there's alot of rape in this show
21:00 <British^Meat> not sure what his lawyers are gonna think about the logs :/
21:00 <TheRon> hehehehe....logs
23:00 <Mew> theres these red tail glossy black cockatoos that live over here and if you find their feathers you can sell them cos theyre so rare, on the hike today my friend found a carcass of one and got 7 feathers from it
23:00 <British^Meat> oh noice
23:00 <British^Meat> we just get these really ugly corellas
23:00 <British^Meat> noisey messy ugly
24:00 <Mew> we found heaps of animal skulls and spines too, theres lots of feral cats where we were so they kill everything :(
24:00 <Mew> yeah they suck LOL the black ones make a really distinct noise
24:00 <TheRon> isn't south australia serial killer heaven??
24:00 <Mew> tis
24:00 <TheRon> bodies in the barrels?
24:00 <Mew> but we werent killing people 
24:00 <Mew> just walking
25:00 <Bastardly_One> so maybe the theory of we came out of the swamps is true
25:00 <doctor> Dear God Mew, I never would have thought...
25:00 <TheRiddler> on walking spree
25:00 <TheRon> if people died on kangaroo island would people miss them??
25:00 <TheRiddler> +a
25:00 <Mew> if someone dies on kangaroo island, do you hear them scream?
25:00 <TheRon> exactly
26:00 <Mew> ill tell you when i find out TheRon
26:00 <Mew> doctor wot
27:00 <Fez> Breasts
27:00 <Rak> poop
27:00 <xm> it's not as simple as that if you read both sides
27:00 <beehhh> ahhh
27:00 <xm> it's almost been romantacised to the point of Earth worship
27:00 <Mew> omg has anyone seen this cliff richard stuff?
27:00 <TheRon> no whats going on?
27:00 <Mew> me and my aunty broke into the VIP section at a tennis game years ago just so we could meet cliff richard LOL
27:00 <Mew> he supposedly did a rolf
27:00 <Mew> not as hard as rolf but he rolfed one boy
28:00 <doctor> You to be the most notorious, infamous black cat hiker serial killer
28:00 <TheRon> not cliff, i don't believe it
28:00 <Flosss> lol cliff richard thats awesome
28:00 <Mew> right before i kill them i make them scream MEOW and i freeze it in ice and send it to their family via a refridgerated courier
28:00 <Flosss> your auntys a badass
29:00 <Mew> yeah i was actually pretty scared to break into a VIP area LOL but she was like "IVE BEEN DOING THIS FOR YEARS COME ON"
29:00 <doctor> the humanities
29:00 <TheRon> my aunty took her kids clubbing whilst stil in the pram
29:00 <Flosss> lol
29:00 <Mew> shes got backstage photos with elton john 
29:00 <Mew> and she got pretty cosy with mental as anything (dunno if anyone knows them(
29:00 <Flosss> bahaha thats great
29:00 <Mew> shes such a groupie lol
30:00 <TheRiddler> cool
30:00 <Flosss> lol i want a wayward rocker aunt
30:00 <Mew> her and my mum met WHAM
30:00 <Flosss> LOL
30:00 <Mew> they wouldnt know what to do with two vaginas back stage
30:00 <TheRon> village people??
30:00 <Mew> do we poke it? wot.. wots happenin here
31:00 <beehhh> beer n weed this weekend
31:00 <xm> can you say that in an Aussie accent and record it for me
31:00 <TheRiddler> http://i.imgur.com/tc2LP.jpg
31:00 <Flosss> ive only got pics of me strangling the justin bieber wax figure at madam tussauds
31:00 <Flosss> lol like butters OOO its a quishy thing!
31:00 <Mew> if i went there id get a pic of me punching him in the dick area
31:00 <TheRon> kardashians?
31:00 <TheRon> how big was that arse?
32:00 <tooheys> you say that like its something special beehhh... every weekend should consist of that
32:00 <beehhh> http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/5/5d/Budweiser_beverage_delivery_truck_Romulus_Michigan.JPG
32:00 <xm> every weekend is special for beehhh 
32:00 <xm> because that's when Norell can stay over
32:00 <Flosss> i pretend punched alf
32:00 <Mew> its still that big 
32:00 <Mew> ya flamin galah
32:00 <Mew> OH WAIT ALF
32:00 <Mew> LOL
32:00 <Mew> like furry alf
32:00 <Flosss> lol no
32:00 <Mew> not home and away alf 
32:00 <Flosss> u were right hahaha
32:00 <Mew> OH FUCK YEAH
32:00 <Flosss> yeah home and away alf
32:00 <Flosss> bahaha
32:00 <Mew> thats so good
32:00 <TheRon> stone the flaming crows
32:00 <Flosss> his wax figure is him with his arms folded
32:00 <Flosss> im like COME AT ME BRO
33:00 <beehhh> http://oi58.tinypic.com/2psn483.jpg
33:00 <Mew> SHOW US WHAT YA GOT YA WAXY DICKHEAD
33:00 <TheRon> is there a bane, wax statue??
33:00 <TheRon> that would be cool
33:00 <Mew> what is waix up to these days? is he still touring with the zebra?
33:00 <Flosss> LOL the zebra
33:00 <Flosss> ohh what was its name from madagascar
33:00 <TheRon> john butler trio??
33:00 <Mew> ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
34:00 <xm> beautiful
34:00 <xm> it looks so happy
34:00 <Flosss> marty? or was that the lion
34:00 <Flosss> whatever it is is er new name
34:00 <Mew> maybe
34:00 <Mew> dammit i cant remember lol
35:00 <Flosss> marty melman gloria
35:00 <Flosss> fkn something else
35:00 <Mew> what is he doing tho? he got owned hard on here when he came back with a female name or something
35:00 <Flosss> marty was the zebra i think
35:00 <Mew> and i havent seen him since
35:00 <Flosss> i think he used my name
35:00 <Flosss> and said some gross stuff
35:00 <TheRon> jeremiah was a bullfrog
36:00 <Flosss> hes gone up north with the missus for work
36:00 <Mew> no idea i just remember him trying to fit in and he said some gay shit that he said as waix and it all blew open like his zebra in a hurricane
36:00 <Mew> and thats the last he was seen
36:00 <Flosss> lol sounds like his usual shit
36:00 <Flosss> he will be piggy backing off her until she smarts up and kills him
40:00 <TheRon> this gun's for hire even if we're just dancing in the dark
41:00 <beehhh> we are both happy gay couple acca decca
41:00 <xm> sweet :)
41:00 <beehhh> do you really wanna hurt me do you really wanna make me cry :)
42:00 <xm> what if she revealed to you she was really a woman, but then had an op to look like a man that tried to look like a woman
42:00 <xm> would it change a thing?
42:00 <xm> would you still love her?
42:00 <xm> would you still think of her the same way?
42:00 <xm> repeat 2x
43:00 <TheRon> how good is coopers pale ale?
43:00 <TheRon> it's awesome
45:00 <Bastardly_One> damn you make me laugh xm
45:00 <beehhh> i like her as she is as a transgender
45:00 <TheRon> GO CATS!!!!
46:00 <beehhh> wouldnt change a thing for anyone
46:00 <xm> transgender truelover
47:00 <beehhh> http://www.canberratimes.com.au/comment/dodgy-visas-could-cost-australian-jobs-20140813-1039no.html
48:00 <TheRon> don't go smelling my farts
48:00 <Mew> no
48:00 <TheRon> i couldn't if i tried
49:00 <TheRiddler> http://i.imgur.com/CgAzV.jpg
49:00 <TheRiddler> hot
49:00 <TheRiddler> lesbos
50:00 <TheRon> nice
50:00 <TheRon> nothing like a bit HLA!!
50:00 <Mew> you got nothin i want
51:00 <xm> b1 so im bi rn in rl ok ty 
51:00 <xm> ill assume you pasted last night was actually typed by him AND that there was a degree of fantasy/real to it
51:00 <Mew> you got nothin i neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed
51:00 <TheRon> barnesy whats wrong?
52:00 <xm> what you pasted*
52:00 <TheRon> i make hamburgers i get all the girls
52:00 <Mew> yesssss
52:00 <Mew> MORE SAUCE!!
53:00 <Mew> I looooove wiiiillieeees
56:00 <Mew> http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=S4EDYVupd0A
56:00 <TheRon> meeting you, with a view to a kill.......
56:00 <Rakkie> my fav bond theme
56:00 <TheRon> best
56:00 <TheRon> maybe live and let die
57:00 <xm> cya Fennec_Fox 
57:00 <xm> im a girl btw
57:00 <xm> talk to me
57:00 <Lumeah2> no
57:00 <Mew> bitch
57:00 <Lumeah2> you ?
58:00 <Mew> u
58:00 <xm> it's all about communication
58:00 <xm> this relationship is off to a bad start
58:00 <Lumeah2> nup
58:00 <xm> ur a gardener rite
58:00 <Lumeah2> lol
58:00 <xm> can we talk about don burke
58:00 <Lumeah2> uhuh
58:00 <xm> ill even buy the mags
58:00 <Lumeah2> nahh dunlike him
58:00 <Mew> slut
58:00 <Lumeah2> you?
59:00 <Mew> yeh
59:00 <Lumeah2> im a slut cuz i dun like don burke?
59:00 <Lumeah2> nup x10
59:00 <TheRon> back when a smoke was a smoke, and groovin was groovin
00:00 <xm> u r coz u got 2 nix at once
00:00 <xm> to dubble ur chancez
00:00 <xm> but babez it doesnt  work dat way on IRC
01:00 <Lumeah2> lol
01:00 <Lumeah2> what a crap theory
02:00 <Mew> if u were 3 ft shorter u'd be a cock goblin
02:00 <simba> twice the PMs
02:00 <Lumeah2> like you ?
02:00 <Lumeah2> since you know the term
03:00 <Mew> I just made it up do u like it
03:00 <Mew> Gobble gobble
03:00 <simba> i know the term 'rape and pillage' would you accuse me of such acts
03:00 <xm> ./msg Lumeah hi. i see you're new here. i never talk to any other girls but your nick is cool im gonna make an exception. sup?
03:00 <xm> ./msg Lumeah2 hi. i see you're new here. i never talk to any other girls but your nick is cool im gonna make an exception. sup?
03:00 <simba> sup?
03:00 <TheRon> HERE'S JOHNNY!!!!
03:00 <Johnny> hey TheRon
03:00 <Johnny> how's your day been?
04:00 <xm> the sky
04:00 <xm> and chemtrails
04:00 <xm> lolz
04:00 <simba> chemicals
04:00 <simba> everywhere
04:00 <simba> in ur aples
04:00 <simba> in ur watre
04:00 <simba> in ur sky
04:00 <simba> in ur see
04:00 <simba> in ur bed, in ur head
04:00 <xm> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_c6HsiixFS8
04:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Sprinkler Rainbow Conspiracy (Aug 5, 2008) 2:00 - Category: Comedy - 1,662,383 - 7,645 likes (84.5%), 1,399 dislikes (15.5%)
04:00 <TheRon> just winding down
04:00 <Johnny> nice
04:00 <Rak> i bought that cd single for $2 and it wasd the best $2 i've ever spent
04:00 <TheRon> getting warmed up for the big game tonight
04:00 <Johnny> I spent the afternoon in therapy and counselling
04:00 <Mew> what was the first cds you bought?
05:00 <xm> that siren is probably the ambulance speeding on its way to get her back to the ward
05:00 <TheRon> boyz 2 men
05:00 <Rak> maybe dire straits brothers in arms or genesis invisible touch
05:00 <Mew> mine were spice girls (obv), eiffel 65, JJJ hottest 100 4 and 5 
06:00 <TheRiddler> cheese n crackers
06:00 <xm> chocolate
06:00 <xm> cats
06:00 <Lumeah2> hmm i hvae lindor
06:00 <Lumeah2> want some?
06:00 <TheRon> richard marx - hazrad
06:00 <TheRon> hazard
06:00 <Rak> i love that the spice girls wannabe film clip was all done in one shot
07:00 <simba> no
07:00 <xm> i only get cadbury 
07:00 <xm> it starts with c
07:00 <xm> you're breaking the rules
07:00 <simba> You're pathetic.
07:00 <xm> im just a traditional guy
07:00 <TheRon> new kids on the block when i was 10
07:00 <TheRon> it was op tape
07:00 <TheRon> on
08:00 <Lumeah2> lots of things start with c that you can eat
08:00 <TheRiddler> not even wonka chocolate
08:00 <TheRiddler> ?
08:00 <xm> i will make an exception for wonka
08:00 <simba> wanka chocolate
08:00 <xm> wonka is awesome on all levels
08:00 <TheRiddler> they have new cookies n cream wonka bars
08:00 <xm> i worked this naive kid from Indonesia
08:00 <Mew> that is suuuuch a cock goblin thing to say Lumeah2
08:00 <xm> that saw those wonka bars
08:00 <TheRiddler> also their golden ticket thing is going again
09:00 <xm> and asked me if that Willy Wonka factory existed
09:00 <xm> like in the movie
09:00 <xm> obviously not to the point of oompa loompas
09:00 <xm> but he thought it was extravagant like that
09:00 <TheRiddler> maybe they just hire fat short ppl to look the part
09:00 <xm> maybe chucky quit IRC because he found acceptance there
09:00 <TheRon> i graduated to green day when i was 14
09:00 <Rak> offspring smash was my graduation
09:00 <TheRon> simba do you think the cats will win tonight?
09:00 <TheRon> i don'y
10:00 <simba> did you keep his dream alive
10:00 <simba> and say you were willy wonka
10:00 <xm> i might have
10:00 <TheRiddler> I'm not sure if I should get delivered food or what not
10:00 <Lumeah2> hand bra.....
10:00 <Lumeah2> uhuh....
10:00 <Lumeah2> riiiiiiiiiiightttttttttt................
10:00 <simba> ure
10:00 <simba> sure
10:00 <TheRon> unsure?
10:00 <simba> its only carltank
10:00 <TheRiddler> naked woman
10:00 <TheRon> cats have bartel and johnno out?
11:00 <Lumeah2> sif!!
11:00 <simba> ?
11:00 <TheRon> TheRiddler: you are a naked woman?
11:00 <TheRiddler> I wish
12:00 <Mew> Huh
12:00 <TheRon> i have some boobs if that helps
12:00 <Rak> pics
13:00 <xm> a handbra pic doesnt make you a slut. but 1000 words might be slutworthy
13:00 <TheRiddler> man I hate the old guy on iron chef
13:00 <xm> is that show still on?
13:00 <TheRiddler> reruns
13:00 <TheRiddler> japanese coulnel sanders
13:00 <TheRon> nah people are eating
14:00 <TheRiddler> however it's spelt
14:00 <xm> i liked the way he ate the apple
14:00 <TheRiddler> colenel
14:00 <TheRiddler> not the same guy
14:00 <TheRiddler> also it was a capsicum
14:00 <TheRiddler> this is a judge
14:00 <xm> yeah, it was that or a capsicum
14:00 <xm> but i wrote off capsicum as they're gross by itself
15:00 <xm> i think i know of the old judge
15:00 <xm> the full on aristocrat
15:00 <TheRiddler> the old guy is biased towards the iron chef
15:00 <TheRiddler> s
15:00 <TheRiddler> yeah
15:00 <TheRiddler> atleast I think so
15:00 <xm> he probably spat out a lot of food as a baby
15:00 <TheRiddler> lol
15:00 <TheRon> simba so you tipped geelong?
16:00 <xm> he's the food equivalent of that fussy choreographer
16:00 <TheRiddler> this is the eel challenge
16:00 <xm> grosssssssssss
16:00 <TheRiddler> on atm
16:00 <TheRiddler> sif
16:00 <TheRiddler> eel is nice if done right
16:00 <xm> but better the fire challenge they have on YouTube at the moment
16:00 <TheRiddler> lol
16:00 <xm> than*
17:00 <xm> than*i just dont like eels as i think of them as slimey snake-like creatures
17:00 <TheRiddler> tho I've only had eel once
17:00 <xm> ive had it before 
17:00 <xm> i pointed to it in the tank to the chef. i said i want that one because he's really sparky
18:00 <TheRiddler> lol
18:00 <TheRiddler> http://i.imgur.com/AHtl1.jpg
18:00 <TheRon> he's keen\
20:00 <partay> Wtf is that
20:00 <TheRiddler> not sure
20:00 <TheRiddler> http://i.imgur.com/En5zM.jpg it's Mew's mom
20:00 <TheRiddler> :p
21:00 <partay> lol
21:00 <TheRon> we've all done that at some stage haven't we
22:00 <Mewski> can you eat electric eels?
22:00 <TheRiddler> seems the vikings like to share their women
22:00 <partay> Mews mum ?
23:00 <Student> ha ha 
23:00 <Mewski> shut up its a srs question
23:00 <TheRon> someone similar
23:00 <TheRiddler> http://i.imgur.com/WaGB3.jpg wtf!
23:00 <TheRon> pretty fucked up
23:00 <Mew> oooooik
24:00 <[Maverick]> nah, they have a shocking taste 
24:00 <TheRiddler> lol
24:00 <TheRiddler> yes you can
24:00 <Mewski> Hoooooo D man
24:00 <Mew> oooooi*
24:00 <partay> Theriddler 
24:00 <TheRon> cause there's nothing else to do, every me and every you
25:00 <Mewski> does it shock you in the mouth?
26:00 <TheRiddler> I dont think you eat it alive lol
26:00 <Mewski> they might hold charge 
26:00 <TheRiddler> http://i.imgur.com/jBzSK.jpg
27:00 <[Maverick]> depends if they are battery or mains 
27:00 <Mewski> maybe that's what pop rocks are
27:00 <Mewski> bits of electric eel
27:00 <TheRiddler> lol
27:00 <Mew> TheRiddler do you have skype?
27:00 <partay> Theriddler that's better
29:00 <Doodle> tits
30:00 <xm> eel poop
30:00 <xm> or eggs
30:00 <Mew> DOODLE
30:00 <Mew> s
30:00 <Doodle> hai Mewkesbury
30:00 <Mew> hi Doodlefinkz
30:00 <Doodle> sgarnon
30:00 <Mew> nm bro huhu u
30:00 <partay> Skype party @ mew's dungeon
31:00 <Doodle> nm
31:00 <Mew> you in partay?
31:00 <Doodle> hanging loose
31:00 <Doodle> talking bollocks
31:00 <TheRiddler> I did
31:00 <Mew> freebaggin?
31:00 <Mew> o yer
31:00 <TheRiddler> do
31:00 <Doodle> lol something like that
31:00 <TheRiddler> even
32:00 <partay> Mew I'm already there
35:00 <Doodle> this coffee is delicious
36:00 <Doodle> and warm
37:00 <Mew> well rounded nutritious
37:00 <partay> Like your boobs
38:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Transistorcake - Mr. Croissant Taker.mp3 (10.3MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 11:14)
38:00 <Mew> kwasson
39:00 <Doodle> do kwasson silver play
39:00 <Mew> wee
41:00 <Doodle> https://scontent-a-lax.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfp1/t1.0-9/10569001_776509669059292_15338897532581649_n.jpg
42:00 <TheRiddler> coles dips are gross
43:00 <TheRiddler> *brand
43:00 <Mew> same
43:00 <Nikky`> Not me
43:00 <Mew> really?
44:00 <Nikky`> Well can't say love
44:00 <Nikky`> can't say hate
44:00 <Mew> enjoy?
44:00 <Nikky`> When I watch it
44:00 <Mew> ah
44:00 <Doodle> lol i just worked out what you're talking about
44:00 <Doodle> slow
44:00 <Mew> enjoy followed by ravenous guilt
44:00 <Doodle> [19:44] <Mew> enjoy followed by ravenous masturbation <- fixed
45:00 <Mew> followed by close all the tabs get back to reality
45:00 <Doodle> lol
45:00 <Nikky`> haha
47:00 <Doodle> hai Nikkypoos o//
47:00 <Nikky`> Hey Doodledoooo <3
47:00 <Doodle> hows you?
47:00 <Nikky`> I am good, glad week is over but good, you?
48:00 <partay> Gym or bourbon.  Uber dilemma
48:00 <Student> both suck 
48:00 <Doodle> good thanks ^_^
49:00 <Bastardly_One> ya reckon?
49:00 <Student> nods
49:00 <Bastardly_One> their hommus seems ok
49:00 <partay> I excel at both
49:00 <Bastardly_One> not you
49:00 <Bastardly_One> both at the same time partay?
49:00 <Student> ha ha 
49:00 <partay> Now there's an idea
50:00 <Mewski> the lady who delivers eggs to my work told me today that they have a chicken that lays flat eggs 
50:00 <Student> looks like some problem in the egg LINE ;)
50:00 <partay> What are flat eggs
50:00 <Mewski> and that their biggest egg was a 9 yolker
50:00 <Nikky`> Excellent.. want to make out on my freshly made bed now?
51:00 <Mewski> Like rectangularish flat eggs
51:00 <Student> 9 yolker egg from a chicken?
51:00 <Mewski> About 1cm thick
51:00 <Mewski> yeah stoody
51:00 <Mewski> poor chikkin
52:00 <TheRiddler> imagine giving birth every day
53:00 <Student> technically it is not giving birth, it is giving egg ;)
53:00 <TheRiddler> true
53:00 <Mewski> isn't it their period
53:00 <TheRiddler> imagine if women lay eggs instead
54:00 <Student> they do ;)
54:00 <partay> Ewwww we hate chick's as it is
54:00 <Mewski> imagine if women had their period every day 
54:00 <Mewski> you'd all be dead lol
54:00 <TheRiddler> dolmio grins every day
54:00 <tooheys> imagine if women laid ice cold tooheys extra dry longnecks... now THAT would be cool
54:00 <TheRiddler> lol
55:00 <Mewski> Riddler omg lol
55:00 <Student> if women start to lay egg, that would be total chaos, who was the father of egg, well i forgot ;)
55:00 <xm> TheRiddler!!!!
55:00 <partay> If you couldn't fuck chick's you'd throw rocks at them
55:00 <Mewski> hey now
55:00 <tooheys> partay, nah... youd still respect them coz of their tits
55:00 <TheRiddler> you'd find who is straight and who is gay
55:00 <TheRiddler> and who doesn't eat pussy
55:00 <TheRiddler> lol
55:00 <xm> i not gay
56:00 <xm> i kiss sara
56:00 <partay> Tooheys only if you could drop a load on them
56:00 <Mewski> you with the clean penis!! yoohoo
56:00 <tooheys> partay thats what theyre for isnt it?
56:00 <xm> may the person with the perfectly clean genitals cast the first stone
57:00 <partay> Tooheys the only thing
57:00 <Mewski> there'd be a new breed of smegma
57:00 <partay> My penis is beautiful
58:00 <Mewski> dude I'm pissing blood! niiiiiiice
58:00 <Student> i am sure it would be a show case only item ;)
59:00 <partay> My penis has been scrutinized by mew and given the nod
59:00 <Lumeah> See
01:00 <Mewski> Lumeah u slut
02:00 <Student> ha ha
03:00 <Doodle> YES
03:00 <Doodle> please
03:00 <Nikky`> You took 4 hrs to respond.. too slow
03:00 <Nikky`> :P
03:00 <Doodle> lol 4 hours piss off
03:00 <Nikky`> hehe
04:00 <Lumeah> Your the l
04:00 <Lumeah> Slut mew
04:00 <Nikky`> Ok 3 hrs
04:00 <Doodle> pfff
04:00 <Nikky`> gosh.. so much anger over an extra hr added
04:00 <Mew> lol
05:00 <partay> You're
05:00 <xm> special
05:00 <Mewski> nuh uh 
06:00 <partay> Oh fucking slinky is here.  Bring on the hate
08:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Fatboy Slim - Drop The Hate.mp3 (5.04MB 128kbps Stereo 5:30)
10:00 <partay> Mew bring your sluttiness over here
10:00 <Student> You're a special mince
12:00 <Picard> looooooooooooooooooooooooooolllllllllllllllll
14:00 <Mewski> mince lol
14:00 <xm> trance mince
14:00 <TheRiddler> picard is now mayo
15:00 <Mewski> mincestep
15:00 <xm> or did he mean mynx
15:00 <xm> i forgot about that word
15:00 <xm> i just havent heard of 'special mynx'
15:00 <Mewski> nah I talked about pork mince once
15:00 <xm> ah ok
15:00 <Rak> i thought he was more tzatziki
16:00 <Mewski> it stuck like a panda association thing
16:00 <xm> but that's haram
16:00 <xm> ah ok
16:00 <faux> good evening
16:00 <Rak> evening faux
16:00 <Nikky`> evening faux
16:00 <faux> how are we
16:00 <TheRiddler> hai faux
16:00 <Nikky`> I is fantastical, you
17:00 <Student> ha ha
17:00 <faux> i'm gooodies
17:00 <faux> hi ash :)
17:00 <Nikky`> Excellent
17:00 <Nikky`> Can't believe I have freshly made bed and not in it yet with laptop
17:00 <Nikky`> Wtf is wrong with me
17:00 <faux> mm
17:00 <faux> yum
17:00 <faux> get to ittttt
17:00 <TheRiddler> there's alot of similarities between norse n catholic beliefs
17:00 <Nikky`> I will soonish
18:00 <Zade> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oJ-Ybh65yH8
18:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Demrus ft. CoMa - Eva ( Jun 22, 2014) 4:03 - Category: Music - 2,674 - 67 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
18:00 <Nikky`> I be having a couple of wines
18:00 <Nikky`> Hardly ever do that on a Fr evening
18:00 <faux> yay i love wine time 
18:00 <faux> aka every night
18:00 <Nikky`> lol
18:00 <TheRiddler> lol
18:00 <Nikky`> I never do on a school night
18:00 <TheRiddler> nice
18:00 <faux> lol
18:00 <Nikky`> Or i'll never make it to work and get fired
19:00 <faux> oh a glass is fine
19:00 <faux> that wouldnt  do much to you right
19:00 <faux> ?
19:00 <faux> like a glass with dinner lol
19:00 <faux> i hope not
19:00 <Nikky`> Yeah true but I am down with not having a drink often
19:00 <faux> yeah
19:00 <faux> thats fair enough
19:00 <faux> i dont drink daily either
19:00 <faux> but i do love my cheap ass wine
19:00 <TheRiddler> gossips
19:00 <Nikky`> Yeah, I had a week so well more day so decided I needed one or 2 or 4
20:00 <Matthew> ain't no mountain high enoughhhhhhhhhhh... ain't no valley lowwww enoughhhhhhhh
20:00 <faux> hahaha
20:00 <faux> or 19.
20:00 <Nikky`> lol
20:00 <faux> i have some yummy brown brothers moscato
20:00 <Nikky`> I'm only on 3rd glass now
20:00 <Nikky`> 4 glasses to bottle tho
20:00 <Nikky`> big glasses
20:00 <faux> nice
20:00 <Pyro-> wine from a stein?
21:00 <Nikky`> I do like brown brothers
21:00 <Nikky`> lol not that big
21:00 <Pyro-> doin it wrong :P
21:00 <Nikky`> Possibly
22:00 <Doodle> [20:19] <faux> but i do love my cheap ass wine
22:00 <Doodle> hehe ass wine
22:00 <faux> lolol
22:00 <faux> gross pls
22:00 <Doodle> lol
22:00 <faux> can i borrow rooster
22:00 <Doodle> none of that expensive ass wine tho thx
22:00 <faux> i think i have a mouse in my laundry
22:00 <Doodle> have him
22:00 <faux> im not 100% sure but i would like to borrow a cat to make sure
23:00 <TheRiddler> myth confirmed
23:00 <faux> Maurice HAS CRABS 
23:00 <Doodle> no you have to keep him
23:00 <faux> k
23:00 <Maurice> I DO NOT
23:00 <faux> fine
23:00 <Maurice> I used frontline
23:00 <Doodle> lol
23:00 <Pyro-> i'd lend you mine, except she is terrible at that purpose
23:00 <faux> lol imagine Maurice w/ crabs "FUCK I FUCKING HATE SEAFOOD"
23:00 <Pyro-> i've seen her watch mice run past her
23:00 <faux> ew
23:00 <faux> do you have mice in your house
24:00 <faux> how do you know for sure
24:00 <Picard> TheRiddler mayo??
24:00 <Maurice> I get them coming up through the floorboards
24:00 <Pyro-> no, i lent her to the oldies for a while
24:00 <Pyro-> as in i lived in a unit, so their 2.5acres was a good catery
24:00 <TheRiddler> no mice here
24:00 <Pyro-> and they had a mouse or two outside..
24:00 <TheRiddler> place is new
25:00 <faux> cos i went into the laundry yesti and it smelt a bit funky but i thought that could just be my neighbours cooking wafting through the windo
25:00 <faux> w
25:00 <faux> lol
25:00 <Pyro-> other cat would hunt them down and gut them in front of you.. my cat, would walk away and go to sleep in the corner
25:00 <faux> yowzer
25:00 <Maurice> Mines a good hunter
25:00 <Pyro-> hunting you...
25:00 <Maurice> She tried to take down a crow today
25:00 <Maurice> Except she was inside..
26:00 <Pyro-> caught the window well?
26:00 <Maurice> Very well
26:00 <faux> i would ask to borrow my neighbours cat but she petrifies me
26:00 <faux> shes so evil
26:00 <Pyro-> noice
26:00 <Maurice> The neighbour or the cat
26:00 <faux> the cat
26:00 <Pyro-> both ?
26:00 <faux> my neighbour is awesome
26:00 <faux> her cat sits on the bins downstairs and eyes everyone out
26:00 <Pyro-> crazy cat lady
26:00 <Matthew> http://www.news.com.au/entertainment/music/with-death-of-lauren-bacall-everyone-mentioned-in-madonnas-song-vogue-is-now-dead/story-e6frfn09-1227024977773
26:00 <Matthew> very sad news!
26:00 <Pyro-> don't be confused
26:00 <faux> she tried scratching the other neighbours dogs eyes out
26:00 <faux> psycho cat
27:00 <Pyro-> weirdly enough.. my cat is named psycho
27:00 <faux> lol
27:00 <Maurice> My crazy crab I had as a kid was called psycho
27:00 <Pyro-> is your cat grey ?
28:00 <Nikky`> Its your cat so nothing weird about it
28:00 <Maurice> It used to go in circles
28:00 <faux> 4 ash https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=314394215404449
28:00 <faux> you had a crab?
28:00 <Nikky`> No, her crabs
28:00 <faux> lmao
29:00 <Nikky`> Have stayed with her 4life
29:00 <faux> crotch.
29:00 <faux> lol @ grabbing a crutch
29:00 <Pyro-> yeah.. both work as an arm rest
29:00 <Nikky`> She named the other ones itchy n scracthy
29:00 <faux> lolol Nikky`
29:00 <Nikky`> scratchy
29:00 <Picard> http://www.heraldsun.com.au/sport/afl/essendon-among-five-afl-clubs-pursuing-former-st-kilda-forward-ahmed-saad/story-fni5f6kv-1227024786887?nk=99c575bc069392b93fe6bee5f491f0f3
29:00 <faux> ahmed
29:00 <faux> lol @ an ahmed playing afl
29:00 <Picard> lol faux
30:00 <TheRiddler> ahh qi
30:00 <Picard> banned for drug use
30:00 <faux> ofc
30:00 <Picard> heading the the king of drug cheats, essendon lol
30:00 <faux> he prob thought bombing the ball was something diff
30:00 <Picard> lol 
30:00 <Pyro-> I BOMB YOUR BALL!!!
30:00 <faux> lol rocking up to training with a tnt vest
30:00 <faux> fuk ye
30:00 <Picard> kabbbbbboooooooooooooooooommmmmmmmmmmmm
31:00 <xm> as in the Asian stuff?
31:00 <faux> i so wanna move out of sydney with all this crap going on
31:00 <faux> too many extremists
31:00 <Nikky`> You can move in with me faux
31:00 <faux> yay
31:00 <Pyro-> asylum seeker :P
31:00 <Picard> move to darwin
31:00 <faux> mmm fresh sheets
31:00 <faux> ew
32:00 <faux> id rather get blown up
32:00 <Pyro-> sydney sucks, need asylum bro
32:00 <Picard> perth is bogan
32:00 <Mew> faux did you see the pic of rory on skype <3_<3
32:00 <faux> no
32:00 <faux> hang
32:00 <Picard> acutally most of australia is bogan
32:00 <faux> omg
32:00 <Doodle> straya cunt
32:00 <faux> fuck hes cute
32:00 <Doodle> ty
32:00 <Picard> rory?
33:00 <TheRiddler> as in the show
33:00 <faux> i want to squish his neck off
33:00 <Mew> popitoff
33:00 <faux> in the least violent way possible
33:00 <faux> reminds me of this
33:00 <faux> https://scontent-a-lax.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/t1.0-9/p350x350/10579987_10152330395278099_7019323273551171616_n.jpg
33:00 <faux> idk why 
33:00 <Doodle> errr
33:00 <faux> rofl
33:00 <Mew> i smoosh kiss his face like 200 million times a day and it still doesnt seem enough
34:00 <xm> does that get aired in aus
34:00 <xm> that show has been going on for a while. probably 10 years 
34:00 <TheRiddler> yes
34:00 <TheRiddler> it's on now
34:00 <xm> it was one of the first things i got after getting ADSL
34:00 <Picard> saad wants to get to essendon so he is close to tulla airport so he can blow up qantas
34:00 <faux> aw
34:00 <faux> cuntass
34:00 <Mew> LOL
34:00 <Mew> kompleet
34:00 <faux> k ill brb
34:00 <Zade> hello Nikky`
34:00 <Nikky`> Hey Zade :o)
35:00 <xm> off waixdonkey
35:00 <TheRiddler> vacuum cleaners kill fleas
35:00 <xm> if you remember that
35:00 <Zade> how are you Nikky`?
35:00 <Nikky`> I'm great and you?
35:00 <Zade> yeah ok ta
35:00 <Matthew> your voice can take me thereeee...
35:00 <Mew> loool some guy at my friends work took 1 day off for gastro
35:00 <Mew> they left this on his desk
35:00 <Mew> https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpf1/t1.0-9/10610527_10152656304604577_3301717093093183558_n.jpg
35:00 <Pyro-> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kS4sizCZHEE
36:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F0Mqkg90WaU
36:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Insane Clown Posse - Shout ft. Blaze Ya Dead Homie ( Aug 10, 2012) 4:52 - Category: Music - 18,686 - 164 likes (93.2%), 12 dislikes (6.8%)
36:00 <Picard> Matthew hush
36:00 <TheRiddler> lol
36:00 <Mew> Matthew its def a night for linking 90s dance music
36:00 <Picard> if u are gay.
36:00 <Mew> shutup dikhead
37:00 <Bastardly_One> that almost has a dubstep bit in it 
37:00 <Picard> suck my dick whore.
37:00 <Pyro-> such a friendly folk
37:00 <Mew> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M0quXl_od3g
38:00 <Picard> Pyro- we are a loving caring lot in #melbourne
38:00 <Zade> what tune is it Mew?
38:00 <Picard> Zade you are gay?
38:00 <Pyro-> i bet she had the blackest of boxes
38:00 <Zade> only when my dick is in your mouth Picard
38:00 <Picard> nice Zade
38:00 <Mew> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ud6sU3AclT4
39:00 <Mew> wow this chick has the same hair as me when i get out of the shower
39:00 <Mew> the guy reminds me of Doodle
39:00 <Picard> Zade if as rumoured you are gay why is it you are not a whiny bitch like Matthew?
39:00 <Doodle> what guy
39:00 <Nikky`> I be at hairdressers next Sat..can't waitr
39:00 <Pyro-> picard doesn't have hair when he gets out of the shower
40:00 <partay> Theriddler no they don't
40:00 <TheRiddler> that's what stephen fry says
40:00 <partay> If anything it wakes them up
40:00 <Mew> the black guy
40:00 <Mew> coloured
40:00 <Mew> brown
40:00 <Picard> stop talking about hair, im jealous
40:00 <Doodle> lol piss off
40:00 <Mew> nigger
40:00 <Mew> seriously if we did a video clip thats what it would look like
40:00 <Mew> dont even lie
41:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah that's bullshit
41:00 <Bastardly_One> I tend to agree
41:00 <TheRiddler> http://www.livescience.com/2156-study-vacuums-kill-fleas.html
41:00 <partay> You need to have a look at the flea life cycle
42:00 <partay> They even suggest cutting up a flea collar and putting it in your vacuum bag
42:00 <Pyro-> get with the times
42:00 <Picard> who wants to see my cock?
42:00 <Picard> pm your skype
42:00 <Pyro-> i'm pretty sure you want to...
43:00 <TheRiddler> it says all stages of life it kills them
43:00 <Pyro-> been a while ?
43:00 <Mew> omg wheres simba
45:00 <Pyro-> trying to palm off the dark areas
46:00 <simba> im here now
46:00 <Mew> excellent
46:00 <Mew> https://scontent-a-lax.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xaf1/v/t1.0-9/10487482_1508105562758220_1543078188835229855_n.jpg?oh=c33650af110029e1c40b1bffdd51f880&oe=546C8863
46:00 <simba> lol hes such a cheez tv presenter
47:00 <TheRiddler> frogs were used as pregancy tests
47:00 <Skirmish> What the fuck are you munted nuggets on about. 
47:00 <Mew> https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/10486960_1497250103843766_939492356350594979_n.jpg?oh=feb3e592ee4c953d5cfba0570e01571e&oe=547A8001&__gda__=1417195449_3f8a11eaded21fd48fa590fd2efdcb9c
48:00 <TheRiddler> I'm watching QI
49:00 <TheRiddler> ferrets were first used for running wires
49:00 <Mew> 'i just want sum biskits"
50:00 <Picard> welcome simba
51:00 <Picard> we have missed u sim
51:00 <Matthew> simba have you ever played Minecraft ?
51:00 <Zade> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gXCN1DhHTZA
51:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: SL2 - On A Ragga Tip 1992 Slipmatt & Lime (Oct 9, 2007) 3:33 - Category: Music - 1,686,112 - 6,162 likes (98.2%), 110 dislikes (1.8%)
54:00 <Bastardly_One> interesting ... http://www.smh.com.au/technology/technology-news/is-the-internet-full-major-sites-brought-down-by-technical-problems-20140813-103tyd.html
55:00 <simba> no
55:00 <simba> never
55:00 <simba> do u?
55:00 <Mew> do u think u ever will
55:00 <Mew> y
55:00 <simba> cos i dont wanna
55:00 <Nikky`> But why
56:00 <Loof> gtfo FredFlinstone you fucking cocktoucher
56:00 <TheRiddler> what's wrong with minecraft
56:00 <Mew> the only person ive ever met who played minecraft was my old bosses son who was like 12 and he was a mega nerd
56:00 <Mew> i understood zero of his minecraft rants
56:00 <simba> i prefer lindcraft
56:00 <Matthew> the shop?
56:00 <simba> yes
57:00 <Matthew> umm maa
57:00 <Matthew> i'm dobbing
57:00 <Skirmish> Google are running a transpacific cable.  Does that mean better speeds and lower latency for Australia? 
57:00 <Mew> i like spotlight
57:00 <Matthew> nothing wrong with Minecraft!
57:00 <Matthew> I don't agree with the 'mega nerd' part
57:00 <TheRiddler> spotlight is ok
57:00 <Mew> all the grannies feelin up the expensive fabrics at spotlight
57:00 <Mew> ooo thats lovely texure
57:00 <Mew> ooooo feel this chiffon darl
58:00 <Bastardly_One> nope
58:00 <Bastardly_One> remember years ago when you couldn't get access to sites outside of aust for a while?
58:00 <xm> vacuum cleaners are loud
58:00 <Matthew> "there's bargains galoreee... at your SPOTLIGHT storeee..."
58:00 <Matthew> Tonia Toddman was the spokesperson for many years
58:00 <Matthew> with her JANOME
58:00 <azriel> test
58:00 <Mew> ohhhh what was that wheel of fortune chick you loved Matthew
58:00 <Mew> XENIDES!!!
58:00 <Mew> xenides?
58:00 <Maurice> Adriana
58:00 <Matthew> YESSSSSSS
59:00 <xm> i sleep through a lot
59:00 <xm> and i really do
59:00 <Zade> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ULp8VftJUo
59:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Guy J - Dizzy Moments (Original Mix) /Lost & Found ( Apr 14, 2014) 8:51 - Category: Music - 35,444 - 407 likes (97.8%), 9 dislikes (2.2%)
59:00 <Bastardly_One> that's because the same cable got cut/severed when a ship set anchor in it in Singapore
59:00 <Matthew> ADRIANA
59:00 <Matthew> love her
59:00 <simba> azriel is here all christians are to perish
59:00 <Matthew> but she died... RIP
59:00 <azriel> what ?
59:00 <Mew> :(
59:00 <Picard> isnt she dead?
59:00 <Mew> YES PICARD SHUTUP
59:00 <Picard> Mew shh please
59:00 <Mew> no Picard you shh harder pls
59:00 <Picard> u are reminding me of josh with your random abuse
59:00 <Matthew> is Picard talking? thank god for my ignore option...
59:00 <Matthew> did you like Adriana, Mew ?
00:00 <Picard> lol as id u ignore me matty
00:00 <Mew> i think so
00:00 <Picard> u want my cock in your arse
00:00 <Mew> was she the blonde one who wore pretty dresses?
00:00 <Mew> i wouldve only been young
00:00 <Matthew> yes... her father was Greek and her mother Argentinian
00:00 <Mew> what a smokin combination
00:00 <azriel> you smoke ?
00:00 <TheRiddler> the smirk on the protagonist in this show makes him looks really sinister
00:00 <Mew> ....
01:00 <Matthew> smoking is generally considered eww
01:00 <simba> what about smirking
01:00 <azriel> snoring
01:00 <Mew> what about smirking while smoking
01:00 <simba> i smirk up to a pack a day
01:00 <azriel> u people are nutz
01:00 <TheRiddler> smirkerling
02:00 <simba> smIRC
02:00 <Matthew> speaking of eww... Glenn McGrath on the Toyota commercials... get off my fucking screen
02:00 <Mew> ive cut down recently im only doing 10 smirks a day
02:00 <TheRiddler> lol
02:00 <azriel> i need coffee
02:00 <Mew> im on the snickertine patches
03:00 <TheRiddler> snickers
03:00 <azriel> someone make me coffie
03:00 <Mew> azriel did you just connect to austnet to ask someone to make coffee for you?
03:00 <simba> coffee*
03:00 <azriel> yes ?
03:00 <Mew> how many sugars do you want?
04:00 <Mewski> wow they actually pulled the plug on the internet
04:00 <TheRiddler> smirkers bar
04:00 <azriel> well, a lot
04:00 <simba> smokerino
04:00 <Mew> do you take milk?
04:00 <azriel> sure
04:00 <Mew> just a dash?
04:00 <TheRiddler> oh noes she miscarriaged
04:00 <azriel> ok
04:00 <Matthew> don't let the sun go downnn onnnn meeeeeeeeee
05:00 <screwss> well
05:00 <screwss> my net seems to be working still
05:00 <TheRiddler> smokers bar
05:00 <Mew> hold me clooooser tony daaaanza
05:00 <simba> tokers bar
05:00 <Matthew> I LOVE IT MEW
06:00 <Skirmish> Just out of prison screwss?  Busted trying to kidnap a tourist I bet. 
06:00 <Bastardly_One> check the pics out of this 
06:00 <Bastardly_One> it does look really realistic huh?
06:00 <Bastardly_One> http://metro.co.uk/2014/08/13/new-japanese-sex-doll-looks-just-like-a-real-woman-with-new-level-of-realistic-artificial-skin-4830675/
06:00 <Nikky`> Come on geelong
07:00 <Matthew> I hope Geelong lose (sorry Nikky`) so TheRon isn't such a smug jerk
07:00 <simba> smug_jerk
07:00 <Nikky`> you should be sorry.. jerk :P
07:00 <Nikky`> hehe
07:00 <Mew> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qObzgUfCl28
07:00 <simba> he is always glass half full tho
07:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Kaiser Chiefs - Ruby (Dec 1, 2009) 3:30 - Category: Music - 12,074,236 - 66,807 likes (98.7%), 887 dislikes (1.3%)
07:00 <simba> hes like "we peak at finals"
08:00 <TheRiddler> the body but not the face
08:00 <Matthew> that was such an American thing to say... I apologise
08:00 <Mew> rubyrubyrubyruby
08:00 <SixInchRambo> u working tomorrow?
08:00 <Mew> doyadoyadoyadoya
09:00 <Bastardly_One> what?
09:00 <Bastardly_One> http://metro.co.uk/2014/08/14/grand-theft-auto-players-having-their-characters-tormented-and-raped-by-online-troll-gamers-4832176/
09:00 <Bastardly_One> dafaq?
09:00 <Nikky`> I am not working tomorrow
09:00 <Nikky`> Who works on weekends
10:00 <TheRiddler> that's fake
10:00 <screwss> Skirmish: abusing your security guard 'powers' still
10:00 <Skirmish> You've been told before.  Just because you are slapped around like a fur seal by security guards don't take your anger out on me. 
10:00 <Nikky`> WHO
10:00 <Zade> not me
10:00 <TheRiddler> me
10:00 <TheRiddler> :(
11:00 <screwss> getting a little sensitive are we mr security guard
11:00 <screwss> had any interesting run ins lately?
11:00 <Skirmish> Sensative about what? 
11:00 <Nikky`> Not me
11:00 <Nikky`> Screw that
11:00 <TheRiddler> I work in the morning tomorrow
11:00 <Zade> i even left work early today
12:00 <Skirmish> I don't even work in security anymore.  You've been gone too long pal.  
12:00 <screwss> prison guard?
12:00 <Picard> SBS Insight, wtf these crazy muslim cunts
12:00 <TheRiddler> you're such a biggot Picard
12:00 <Nikky`> I did not leave work early but I stopped working 4pm
12:00 <Nikky`> lol
13:00 <Skirmish> lol no otherwise I would have been able to talk to you whilst you were in prison. 
13:00 <screwss> are you an SS member now
13:00 <screwss> well, you seem to know
13:00 <Picard> take a look at the cunts
13:00 <Picard> then tell me im a biggot
13:00 <Picard> these cunts hate australiua
13:00 <Picard> australia**
13:00 <simba> lol
13:00 <simba> no they dont
14:00 <Skirmish> SS member?  
14:00 <Picard> not all of them, just some simba
14:00 <Picard> some are great people
14:00 <The_Baron> didn't you hear him, they hate Australia?! 0_0
14:00 <simba> yes
14:00 <Mew> turn your irc volume up
15:00 <screwss> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Schutzstaffel
15:00 <The_Baron> that's like...SO un-australian 
15:00 <The_Baron> :P
15:00 <The_Baron> maybe if they eat a meat pie and spout fanatical shit it will be all good then
16:00 <Picard> no The_Baron
16:00 <The_Baron> ..yes
16:00 <Mew> have a durry mate
16:00 <Picard> London cab driver's answer to a request from a Muslim to turn off the radio. (You just got to love the Brits.) 
16:00 <Picard> A devout Arab Muslim entered a black cab in London. He curtly asked the cabbie to turn off the radio because as decreed by his religious teaching, he must not listen to music because in the time of the prophet there was no music, esp ecially Western music which is the music of the infidel. 
16:00 <Picard> The cab driver politely switched off the radio, stopped the cab and opened the door. 
16:00 <Picard> The Arab Muslim asked him, "What are you doing?" 
16:00 <Picard> The cabbie answered, "In the time of the prophet there were no taxis, so piss off and wait for a camel.."
17:00 <Picard> looooooooooooooooooooooollllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
17:00 <simba> please just post the link
17:00 <Picard> no
17:00 <simba> yep
17:00 <Picard> its too late
17:00 <Picard> next time perhaps :P
17:00 <simba> dont forget
17:00 <Picard> im old, memory isnt wat it use to be
18:00 <Skirmish> I am in awe of the skill by which you conduct yourself as a twit screwss.  
18:00 <simba> i wish you forgot how to use a computer
18:00 <The_Baron> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KlujizeNNQM
18:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Snoop Dogg - Smoke Weed Everyday (Mar 5, 2009) 0 - Category: Music - 39,913,760 - 118,990 likes (96.5%), 4,341 dislikes (3.5%)
18:00 <Picard> awww simba, thats harsh mate
18:00 <simba> snoop dog - smoke weed every day
19:00 <faux> snoop lion
19:00 <TheRiddler> I thought this show had some mythical stuff
19:00 <simba> snoop train
19:00 <The_Baron> nah he's back to snoop dogg again
19:00 <Mew> one day at work when the CD had conveniently finished playing, this old guy came up to me and said "Is the "no music" a new thing?" and i said oh sorry nah the cd just finished ill put another one in and he goes "No, I like the silence, theres enough sounds in the world already, we dont need music ontop of all that" 
19:00 <The_Baron> cunt can't make his mind up
19:00 <faux> lol
19:00 <simba> what a retard
19:00 <faux> ah Yes
19:00 <Picard> lol
19:00 <Mew> yeah hes a jerk LOL
19:00 <simba> "theres enough sounds in the world already"
19:00 <faux> Keeping up With Snoop Doggs Name Changes
20:00 <Mew> i turn it up so loud when he comes in now
20:00 <Picard> sometimes silence is good
20:00 <Mew> last week we had ACDC on
20:00 <simba> i like christmas music they should play that in stores all the time because people buy hardcore in christmas season
20:00 <faux> thats so dumb
20:00 <simba> itll be like hypnotic
20:00 <Picard> lol
21:00 <screwss> well i got good teachers
21:00 <The_Baron> like a pavlovian response?
21:00 <simba> yes
21:00 <Mew> that would be amazing
21:00 <The_Baron> string a few lights, hit em with Oh Holy Night, and bam
21:00 <Mew> i always whistle christmas songs for some reason
21:00 <simba> because theyre so catchy !!!!!!!
21:00 <Mew> its like all my whistle vocabulary knows
21:00 <The_Baron> but it's only august
21:00 <The_Baron> yeah, that shit is evil marketing
21:00 <Nikky`> Its nearly Sept
21:00 <Nikky`> Nearly x-masd
21:00 <Nikky`> -d
22:00 <TheRiddler> your imaginary teacher friends
22:00 <Mew> me birfday is in sept
22:00 <The_Baron> but at the rate of how early they keep putting up the decor every year, that's pretty much what's gonna happen anyway
22:00 <Loof> check this shit The_Baron
22:00 <Loof> http://i.imgur.com/HEOuz7x.jpg
22:00 <The_Baron> until one day the world will be christmas land, where u will spend spend spend...or Robot Santa will shoot you
22:00 <Mew> i keep forgetting im turning 24 and telling people im turning 23
22:00 <simba> maybe thell have "christmas: the prequel" then "christmas 2"
22:00 <Picard> xmas is bullshit
22:00 <TheRiddler> cool
22:00 <The_Baron> Mew...shutup
22:00 <Nikky`> I'm turning 34 next year
22:00 <The_Baron> :P
22:00 <Picard> old Nikky`
22:00 <simba> wholey shet 
23:00 <screwss> right
23:00 <screwss> i come in here and you bringing up shit from the past im gonna finish it
23:00 <screwss> shit from 2 years ago
23:00 <screwss> guess its cause you have nothing else to latch onto
23:00 <Mew> 23 and 24 are hard to remember okay
23:00 <Nikky`> It is old and also a lie
23:00 <Nikky`> lol
23:00 <TheRiddler> they're eating shrooms
23:00 <The_Baron> I'm 32....and as fresh as a daisy
23:00 <simba> im turning 67 in 43 years 
23:00 <Zade> on the bright side Nikky`, ever 1st of january, means you are a virgin again  
23:00 <Mew> LOL simba
24:00 <TheRiddler> .
24:00 <TheRiddler> you went full retard
24:00 <Nikky`> I am tho Zade.. time n time again :P
24:00 <Mew> The_Baron is turning 67 in 35 years
24:00 <faux> time after timeee
24:00 <Nikky`> Wanna break my cherry, Zade?
24:00 <Zade> lol
24:00 <Picard> i will be dead in 43 years :)
24:00 <faux> phew
24:00 <Mew> thats ages when you think about it
25:00 <TheRiddler> probably less than that the way you look
25:00 <Mew> i feel like ive been alive for about 6000 years already
25:00 <Loof> no water again, just get the pipes fixed and she breaks the tap fitting lol
25:00 <The_Baron> 35 years...when I think about it
25:00 <The_Baron> not really that long
25:00 <Zade> i held onto mine until febuary this year, i have matured 
25:00 <Mew> its ages wtf
25:00 <Mew> your whole entire life so far hasnt even been 35 years The_Baron
25:00 <The_Baron> nah like every year time seems to go by faster
25:00 <The_Baron> so yeah
25:00 <The_Baron> that'll be like no time
26:00 <tooheys> mmmm mmmm yeah yeah mmmm mmmm yeah yeah mmmm mmmm yeah yeah
26:00 <screwss> i come on here cause i like the punishment
26:00 <screwss> some more
26:00 <The_Baron> especially since I plan to be high till I die
26:00 <Mew> live with a child like sense of wonder
26:00 <Mew> the years will go slower
26:00 <Picard> the years from late 20's to 40 go so fast
26:00 <Loof> be TheRiddler
26:00 <Mew> lol dont say that Picard
26:00 <Mew> fek
26:00 <Picard> they do
26:00 <The_Baron> man it'll be cool when my generation are all old cunts
26:00 <Picard> wait till u have kids at school
27:00 <faux> yeah i remember my 21st like it was yesti
27:00 <Picard> faux it was lol
27:00 <The_Baron> Swinging a Cane, pumping out Hits From The Bong
27:00 <faux> lol
27:00 <The_Baron> shit yeah
27:00 <faux> shut up bitch
27:00 <The_Baron> can't wait to be embarrasing
27:00 <Picard> lol, u are my bitch
27:00 <faux> gross
27:00 <faux> pls
28:00 <Skirmish> Just making you feel at home like the victim you always like to see yourself as screwss.
28:00 <Picard> cats in front again 
28:00 <faux> simba irl https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=10152325555818889
28:00 <faux> rofl
28:00 <Picard> looooooooooooooooooolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
28:00 <TheRiddler> my 21st birthday was bad
28:00 <The_Baron> my 21st was ...barely remember
28:00 <faux> why
29:00 <faux> i wanna touch your pee pee hole
29:00 <Picard> ewww
29:00 <Loof> my 21st lasted about 2 hours
29:00 <faux> i might fuck your mother one day
29:00 <TheRiddler> I got into a fight with a friend and got kicked out the place I was living in at the timem
29:00 <faux> la la la
29:00 <faux> this dude rules
29:00 <TheRiddler> -m
29:00 <faux> oh :(
29:00 <Loof> i skulled like a slab and had 2 grams of hash and that was it
29:00 <simba> this kid is the best 
29:00 <simba> http://youtu.be/odeXKQ_E8iU
29:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: A Young And Inexperienced Juggalo * Original Video * Juggalo kid ( Apr 3, 2012) 2:16 - Category: Music - 204,485 - 674 likes (45.1%), 819 dislikes (54.9%)
30:00 <screwss> yep
30:00 <screwss> its like you know me better than my own mother
30:00 <Picard> hewitt wants to sell his melbourne penthouse for $10mill, its valued at $15mill
30:00 <faux> the dude in the vid i posted is 38
30:00 <faux> 38.
30:00 <simba> dude?
30:00 <simba> i thought it was a girl
30:00 <faux> oui
30:00 <The_Baron> my 21st was me downing 2 brown amsterdams, 3 points of shard and smoking a fuck tonne
30:00 <faux> LOL
30:00 <faux> no
30:00 <TheRiddler> I'm still friends with him tho
30:00 <simba> us wicked clowns will never go down
30:00 <simba> lol
30:00 <The_Baron> so yeah, all I remember was blurry vision and lots of moaning
30:00 <Picard> no one cares
30:00 <faux> simba: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Andy_Milonakis
30:00 <Zade> my mates got me some decent charlie for my 21 st, was an awesome night 
31:00 <Skirmish> I didn't think you had a mother.  You father sprayed you up a wall and you hatched in the sun didn't you?  
31:00 <faux> Milonakis would use comedy as a means to cope with incessant bullying. "Humor is a great defense mechanism," says Milonakis. "If you're a serious, fat, young-looking guy, you're not going to be the most popular guy in high school."
31:00 <faux> lol
31:00 <faux> i cant believe hes 38
32:00 <simba> nevre even heard of that guy
32:00 <The_Baron> ^^
32:00 <faux> me either
32:00 <faux> til i saw the vid
32:00 <simba> genre: weed music
32:00 <faux> i might be fat but my biches stay fly
32:00 <simba> http://youtu.be/sRiGGrwXSBw
32:00 <faux> dont got a job so la la la
33:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Let's kill the haters ( May 7, 2012) 4:59 - Category: Music - 70,256 - 501 likes (40.4%), 740 dislikes (59.6%)
33:00 <faux> this is terrible ;(
33:00 <faux> lmao his  gun
33:00 <Zade> so Picard what did you do for your 21 birthday?
33:00 <The_Baron> lol simba
33:00 <simba> lol his friends playing a beat over skype or something
34:00 <screwss> Skirmish: so, your online, and your wife is.... where?
34:00 <The_Baron> to quote a Lester Grant from the comments "im a juggalo and this made me cringe?"
34:00 <The_Baron> nuff said
34:00 <faux> aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahaha
34:00 <faux> thte comment
34:00 <faux> s
35:00 <Skirmish> I have a wife?  When did this happen? 
35:00 <screwss> partner whatever
36:00 <screwss> alright for simplicities sake LGP long term partner
37:00 <Mew> do you guys have photos from your 21st?
37:00 <The_Baron> not me
37:00 <Picard> Zade i had a party, around 60 or 70 people
38:00 <Skirmish> My fiance is having dinner with her brother that is visiting just back from America.  
38:00 <TheRiddler> I had no party
38:00 <Zade> cool
38:00 <simba> prob
39:00 <Mew> :(
39:00 <faux> cameras werent around for picards 21st
39:00 <Picard> my mum would have some
40:00 <Mew> LOL
40:00 <simba> oil paintings of the day
40:00 <Picard> black and white of course
40:00 <Mew> are there any cave drawings?
40:00 <Zade> lol
41:00 <Picard> lol @ essendon
41:00 <TheRiddler> lol
41:00 <The_Baron> ffs! it rained and I had left some mull outside
41:00 <The_Baron> :
41:00 <The_Baron> :/
41:00 <simba> horrible
41:00 <TheRiddler> mossy mull
41:00 <Picard> hope it rains here'
41:00 <Mew> better do a robin williams
41:00 <faux> do you ever meet someone like irl and think hng and then hear them speak and you wanna die cos there voice does not match how they like
41:00 <faux> if u noe wot i meen
41:00 <faux> their*
41:00 <The_Baron> nah, better just like...chop up some more and get on with my life
42:00 <screwss> is that what she told you
42:00 <Picard> yes faux
42:00 <faux> my friends cousin is this super buff dude who is like #hommagawd #gym4lyf etc and i met him today and when he opened his mouth i wanted to die
42:00 <faux> he has this weird prepubescent voice 
42:00 <The_Baron> lol
42:00 <faux> it belongs to a teenage boy
43:00 <Picard> lol
43:00 <faux> i couldnt take him seriously was so weird
43:00 <Picard> rouds
43:00 <Picard> roids*
43:00 <The_Baron> nah wouldn't be roids, that shit at least makes ya voice deep
43:00 <faux> lol a friend of mine is the same, hes this big bloke and he has this cute little girls lisp
43:00 <faux> chrithtina
44:00 <Skirmish> Yes, as they walked out the door together. 
44:00 <The_Baron> though also gives you chest and back acne and rage issues
44:00 <faux> ew bacne
44:00 <Mew> that naked guy i always link has a lisp like that
44:00 <faux> frenchie?
44:00 <The_Baron> yeah, roids are eww
44:00 <The_Baron> and also the fact a young man doesn't really need em
44:00 <Mew> frenchieee
44:00 <faux> idk i can picture french dude ith a lisp
44:00 <Mew> yeah its frenchie haha
44:00 <Nikky`> I am like that.. my voice is so young sounding and being my age is weird
44:00 <Mew> ith a lithp
44:00 <faux> not an almost 7ft dude who looks like he could kill you with his pinkie
45:00 <The_Baron> pow widdle ol mweee
45:00 <TheRiddler> pickle
45:00 <faux> lol
45:00 <TheRiddler> kill you with his pickle I read
45:00 <The_Baron> I tawt a taw a putty tat
45:00 <Mew> did the big guy in the green mile have a lisp?
45:00 <TheRiddler> nope
45:00 <faux> nah he just spoke like a babby
46:00 <screwss> ahuh. okay.
46:00 <TheRiddler> picard no new material I see
46:00 <faux> actually now i dont know lol
46:00 <faux> is he the same big dude in the longest yard
46:00 <faux> HE BWOKEDED MY NOSE
46:00 <TheRiddler> rip
46:00 <faux> or are they two diff nigs
46:00 <TheRiddler> dont remember
46:00 <The_Baron> u can't tell em apart
46:00 <Mew> now im imagining him talking like mike tyson
47:00 <simba> lol
47:00 <TheRiddler> he was built like him
47:00 <Mew> like a brick shithouse
47:00 <faux> omg
47:00 <faux> another big black dude
47:00 <faux> a black fridge w/ legs
47:00 <Mew> lmao
47:00 <TheRiddler> lol
48:00 <Skirmish> Anything else you would like to know screwss? 
48:00 <faux> mike tyson cryiing on oprah was the best thing ive ever seen
48:00 <faux> i shoud have felt sad but i could not stop laughing
48:00 <The_Baron> actually....that was pretty funny
48:00 <The_Baron> year
48:00 <The_Baron> yeah*
49:00 <Doodle> what colour are her nipples
49:00 <Skirmish> Skin colour. 
49:00 <TheRiddler> http://i.4cdn.org/d/1407099687645.gif
49:00 <doctor> use your symapthy sparingly
50:00 <The_Baron> https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xap1/t1.0-9/10599716_826051057413233_646827767345585625_n.jpg
50:00 <doctor> there are too many people out there who delibrately put themselves into bad situations because they love sympathy
50:00 <TheRiddler> he died 2 years ago the actor
50:00 <Picard> black cunt
50:00 <partay> Michael Duncan
50:00 <The_Baron> dumb cunt
50:00 <Picard> tyson is a dog
50:00 <Mew> yeezus
51:00 <Skirmish> You are so depraved TheRiddler.
51:00 <partay> Picard you worthless poor creepy fuck
51:00 <Picard> woooooaaahhhh partay enough of the abuse please
51:00 <doctor> stop spoiling my vibes you wankers
51:00 <Picard> i shall report you
51:00 <The_Baron> to who?
51:00 <The_Baron> u think anyone will actually give a fuck
51:00 <doctor> jesus christ, it's a lot easier to say nothing at all
51:00 <Picard> there are laws against cyber bullies
52:00 <Picard> TheRiddler why would i need any? essendon are amusing
52:00 <partay> Fuck up you ugly pick
52:00 <Picard> partay please stop this
52:00 <faux> can you both shut teh fuck up
52:00 <faux> cheers
52:00 <The_Baron> Picard, you truly are a giant among mental midgets
53:00 <Picard> lol @ the president begging the government to intervene
53:00 <Picard> he has issues, he just started attacking me
53:00 <partay> Faux don't make me come down there
54:00 <Picard> where is panda?
54:00 <TheRiddler> http://i.4cdn.org/d/1407905821844.gif
54:00 <faux> hush
55:00 <faux> https://scontent-a-lax.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xaf1/v/t1.0-9/10561654_341446812688662_1327063208023098921_n.jpg?oh=489fe51e785b3722a295c9267f642eac&oe=5468C3A2
55:00 <partay> Bless faux
00:00 <Mew> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yS2Lkjbo9YI
00:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Chase & Status - Embrace (Feat. White Lies) (Feb 7, 2011) 5:01 - Category: Music - 260,844 - 1,449 likes (96.2%), 57 dislikes (3.8%)
00:00 <Mew> <3
01:00 <Skirmish> Everyone should listen to Watsky tonight. 
01:00 <Skirmish> He's got a new album out.  
02:00 <Skirmish> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XVQOhIVcMj0
02:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Watsky- Whoa Whoa Whoa [All You Can Do] ( Jun 11, 2014) 4:04 - Category: Music - 2,519,211 - 31,527 likes (97.3%), 876 dislikes (2.7%)
03:00 <MysteriousShado> Quiet in here tonight
03:00 <Picard> eeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
04:00 <faux> http://www.viralnova.com/room-in-a-box-gallery/
04:00 <MysteriousShado> You're an op, Nikky` ?
04:00 <Nikky`> No
05:00 <Skirmish> screwss. I think Jewel and yourself could form a wonderful relationship.
05:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck
05:00 <Bastardly_One> you hate her that much?
05:00 <faux> youre a wizard, harry
05:00 <MysteriousShado> Thought you were given the auto-voice 
05:00 <MysteriousShado> My bad.
05:00 <Nikky`> All good :o)
06:00 <Bastardly_One> harsh
06:00 <Skirmish> I don't hate anyone. 
06:00 <Skirmish> Hate is an emotional investment.  Nobody here is worth that. 
06:00 <Picard> malthouse is going to implode
07:00 <Picard> Bastardly_One u old cunt, how are u feeling?
07:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm still living
08:00 <Bastardly_One> sorry to disappoint
10:00 <Picard> fuck it
11:00 <TheRiddler> http://i.4cdn.org/d/1407744560116.jpg
11:00 <Mew> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6drfp_3823I
11:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: London Grammar - Strong (Official Video) ( Jul 26, 2013) 4:03 - Category: Music - 12,051,261 - 64,093 likes (98.3%), 1,084 dislikes (1.7%)
13:00 <Picard> i might go to bed
13:00 <TheRiddler> cold
16:00 <Picard> jewel how many burgers did u eat today?
16:00 <Picard> goallllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
16:00 <Picard> cmon cattttttttsssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
17:00 <TheRiddler> oh it's friday
18:00 <screwss> Jewel: hey fatso
18:00 <Picard> lol
19:00 <Maurice> https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/s480x480/1394198_10201417417235666_4980988990224274771_n.jpg?oh=d2c2a5d7b5550cd84535595cf5764168&oe=5478972C&__gda__=1416898281_77bd38ff2944df20e65f6b9f2c6d4ea5
19:00 <Jewel> hi despo
19:00 <Picard> sure it
19:00 <Picard> is*
19:00 <Mew> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TNtIA2fgHfg
19:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Peking Duk ft. Nicole Millar - "High" (Official Video) ( Feb 20, 2014) 4:00 - Category: Music - 1,107,071 - 6,257 likes (98.4%), 100 dislikes (1.6%)
21:00 <screwss> Maurice: haha ill pay that
21:00 <Picard> geeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelllllllllllllonnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnggggggggggggggggggggg class prevails
21:00 <Nikky`> WooHoooooooooooooooooooooo
21:00 <Picard> suck a dick carlton
21:00 <TheRiddler> damn
22:00 <Picard> well this is fun
22:00 <TheRiddler> the daughter died
22:00 <Picard> good
22:00 <TheRiddler> stfu
23:00 <Nikky`> We are geelong.. the greatest team of all
24:00 <doctor> Picard what's the matter champ?
25:00 <doctor> Picard seems more miserable than usual
25:00 <Picard> nothing doc
25:00 <doctor> alright
25:00 <Picard> richio is a weird looking character
25:00 <Mew> fuck nearly 100 million views
25:00 <Picard> needs a decent haircut
25:00 <Mew> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oC-GflRB0y4
25:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: David Guetta & Showtek - Bad ft. Vassy (Official Audio) ( Apr 10, 2014) 2:51 - Category: Music - 94,399,612 - 378,212 likes (96.2%), 14,804 dislikes (3.8%)
25:00 <Picard> Mew fuck off
26:00 <couleurs> agreed
26:00 <simba> carlton just got done
26:00 <TheRiddler> noooo
26:00 <Picard> good
26:00 <simba> pretty cheap free kicks
26:00 <Picard> lol
26:00 <TheRiddler> both daughters are dead
26:00 <Picard> geelongs kicking for gaol was shit
26:00 <simba> FOOTBALL IS FIXED
26:00 <TheRiddler> :(
26:00 <Picard> simba i agre
26:00 <Picard> agree
27:00 <Picard> anything u gamble on can be fixed
28:00 <simba> 4:1)
33:00 <simba> who u floodin jew`
33:00 <simba> jew
33:00 <simba> Jewel
33:00 <azriel> test
34:00 <simba> Jewel the Jew
36:00 <couleurs> who's ready 2 FiFa !!!!!!!!!!!!
37:00 <ATS63> No thanks
39:00 <xm> cant play fifa rn. im bi in rl rn ty ok 
40:00 <couleurs> ok
40:00 <faux> .
41:00 <ATS63> Why is you banned? :(
42:00 <doctor> bad karma
42:00 <couleurs> karmer kramerleon
43:00 <Fez> Im white n nerdy
43:00 <Zade> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ULp8VftJUo
43:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Guy J - Dizzy Moments (Original Mix) /Lost & Found ( Apr 14, 2014) 8:51 - Category: Music - 35,670 - 409 likes (97.8%), 9 dislikes (2.2%)
44:00 <TheRiddler> hai nerdygirl
44:00 <TheRiddler> how nerdy are you?
45:00 <nerdygirl> just a tad 
45:00 <TheRiddler> do you game?
45:00 <TheRiddler> are you a book nerd?
45:00 <TheRiddler> are you a moviebuff?
45:00 <faux> Maurice
46:00 <Maurice> Yessm
46:00 <faux> https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xaf1/t1.0-9/10338712_348032522011413_4129997768471509745_n.jpg
46:00 <Skirmish> lol Jewel calls every single guy that doesn't like her a despo.  So creative!!
46:00 <TheRiddler> are you a gadget nerd
46:00 <Maurice> Lol faux
47:00 <TheRiddler> picard is the human blob
53:00 <couleurs> agreed
55:00 <ShadowLurker> boobs
55:00 <Jewel> show them
56:00 <[Maverick]> where? 
56:00 <Jewel> ShadowLurker has some
57:00 <Skirmish> I bet Jewel's belly sticks out further than her boobs. 
58:00 <Maurice> My feet stick out further than my boobs and I have small feet
58:00 <Jewel> so u have nipples only
59:00 <TheRiddler> http://i.4cdn.org/s/1407680398322.jpg
59:00 <TheRiddler> here you go
59:00 <Jewel> ah TheRiddler delivers
00:00 <TheRiddler> http://boards.4chan.org/s/thread/15209585/big-squishy-boobs
00:00 <TheRiddler> here's a whole thread
00:00 <Jewel> squishy boobs...
00:00 <Jewel> what about man boobs
02:00 <simba> no man boobs
02:00 <ShadowLurker> https://40.media.tumblr.com/1dcf5b7f658f03637318c3cdfc01e3bb/tumblr_moo90sXQ621r4b1dio1_500.jpg
02:00 <Jewel> why not simba :)
02:00 <simba> they suk!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
03:00 <Jewel> very interesting ShadowLurker
03:00 <Jewel> yes simba they do
03:00 <ShadowLurker> for simba https://38.media.tumblr.com/b101fb7b8aa15dfbf42e3c5656c09b97/tumblr_muf48wB24G1rjt9vto1_250.gif
03:00 <screwss> and thats about as gay as it comes
03:00 <ShadowLurker> https://36.media.tumblr.com/311e363282397ceec11045519c926d96/tumblr_mskag5TfnD1rwai7ao1_1280.jpg
03:00 <Loof> sometimes, when i think about me, when i'm all alone, just me, a bottle of hand cream and a box of tissues
03:00 <Loof> sometimes
03:00 <Loof> anytime
03:00 <Loof> let this time be different...
04:00 <Jewel> lol
04:00 <simba> cum
04:00 <Rak> as you are
05:00 <simba> good 1
05:00 <Skirmish> We're so lucky to have such an authority on gay with us tonight to tell us how gay things are.  Thank you screwss.
05:00 <TheRiddler> lol
05:00 <Mew> https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xaf1/t1.0-9/10603509_10152291502927616_5038023546754287306_n.jpg
05:00 <couleurs> wu-tang house
06:00 <ShadowLurker> https://38.media.tumblr.com/22329a7b2846fc128ceeaf469cc77f4a/tumblr_naadi1aa7w1s2wsdzo1_500.jpg
06:00 <ShadowLurker> better?
06:00 <ATS63> Reckon they'll have IRC in our retirement homes?
06:00 <simba> lol
06:00 <ATS63> I hope not
06:00 <couleurs> they already do ask Bastardl... nevermind
07:00 <simba> ask Resident_Old_Guy
07:00 <couleurs> huehue
08:00 <Jewel> serenity is missing all the fun
08:00 <ATS63> I reckon the way to do retirement homes is... let your wife think you have dimentia, put you in one, so you can fuck other bitches, and pretend you forgot about it or didn't know what you were doing
08:00 <ATS63> Is that wrong?
09:00 <Skirmish> Serenity is omnipotent and all knowing.  She misses nothing.
09:00 <couleurs> no
10:00 <simba> try it if ur dick still works by then
10:00 <xm> is that going to tbe premise of the remake of Notebook
10:00 <simba> might not be worth it
10:00 <Mew> do bitches still fuck in retirement homes?
10:00 <ATS63> Retired bitches put out, yo
11:00 <ATS63> They have all the time in the world
11:00 <simba> they probably give them drugs to stop those urges
11:00 <Mew> i thought most of them shared rooms
11:00 <ATS63> Thanks to me you'll never view your grandparents the same. Think of my nickname when you're there :D
11:00 <simba> k
12:00 <Mew> my grandparents are nowhere near retirement home stage LOL how old do you think i am
12:00 <simba> 60
12:00 <ATS63> Mew: your family pops them out young eh
12:00 <Mew> oi
13:00 <ATS63> How many kids you got?
13:00 <ATS63> 7?
13:00 <Mew> 7
13:00 <Mew> ing
13:00 <Mew> omg*
13:00 <Mew> how did you..
13:00 <ATS63> I'm psycho
13:00 <ATS63> I mean physical
13:00 <ATS63> I mean psychic
13:00 <TheRiddler> the first 2
14:00 <TheRiddler> pwned yourself there
14:00 <ATS63> Yes, it wasn't even deliberate. Oh what a fool I am. Oh myyy
14:00 <Mew> theres rory, cory, tori, montesory, allegory, fred and john
16:00 <ATS63> sifn't name a kid Victory to keep with the theme. Except pronounce it Vic-tori
16:00 <TheRiddler> lori
16:00 <TheRiddler> al gore y
16:00 <Mew> what theme
16:00 <Mew> ?
17:00 <TheRiddler> nori
17:00 <TheRiddler> dory
17:00 <Mew> do you say lori like law-ree? i say it like lorry
17:00 <ATS63> Exclusive brethren? 
17:00 <TheRiddler> law-ree
17:00 <Mew> well i never
18:00 <Mew> i thought that would be spelled laurie 
18:00 <ATS63> TheRiddler: with rhymes like that you could be the shittest rapper ever. Are you?
18:00 <Maurice> Stop it!
18:00 <TheRiddler> call the next 1 thatsamori
18:00 <Maurice> Laurie is pronounced lorry
18:00 <TheRiddler> :p
18:00 <Maurice> Speaking of babies, Mew, my friend found out today shes preg with her 4th baby
18:00 <Maurice> Her husband got the snip 2 years ago
18:00 <Maurice> HAHAHA
18:00 <xm> dont lorry. be happy. arguing over the internet is waste of time even if you win
18:00 <Mew> whaaaaaaaat
19:00 <Mew> is he pissed off?
19:00 <Maurice> They're one of the 2% that its not fool proof
19:00 <Mew> bullshit
19:00 <Mew> thats like that chick who got pregnant to a black guy from 3d porn
19:00 <Mew> i bet the baby comes out black
19:00 <Maurice> I've got a 4% failure rate for having my tubes tied
19:00 <Maurice> Even with*
20:00 <Mew> whats the point of getting them tied?!
20:00 <Maurice> The funniest bit though, she went to the gym, lost heaps of weight, got a tummy tuck
20:00 <Maurice> And now BAM, preg
20:00 <ATS63> Oh yes, and catching syphilis on the bus. That happens to all my girlfriends
20:00 <Mew> i thought theyd be 100% effective no matter what
20:00 <ATS63> Weird hey
20:00 <Maurice> Nope
20:00 <Maurice> 1 in 250 chance I can get preg and with the snip its 1 in 500
21:00 <ATS63> oh irc... someone called Maurice talking about their pregnancy. Reminds me of kings cross
21:00 <Mew> how do the spermies get through? isnt something disconnected?
21:00 <TheRiddler> he balls started bursting when she got hot?
21:00 <TheRiddler> :p
21:00 <Maurice> Lol yeah, my tubes are clamped x 2
21:00 <Maurice> And in men the tubes can rejoin
21:00 <xm> like tonsils
22:00 <Maurice> Like hymen when you haven't boned for a year
22:00 <Mew> well thats my fun fact learnt for the day
22:00 <Mew> thx mo
22:00 <Maurice> Anytime
22:00 <Maurice> If mine should fail and I got preg, it's ok, I have stairs down the back
22:00 <Maurice> Out not down
22:00 <xm> will IRC'ing all day with a warm cat on my lap make me infertile?
23:00 <Maurice> I think it'll make you super fertile
23:00 <TheRiddler> have you seen new show with Richard Aoyade ?
23:00 <Mew> you need to get a cat cooling pad to go on your lap xm
23:00 <TheRiddler> *Ayoade
23:00 <xm> yeah but will the cooling pad allow me to feel the cat purrs
24:00 <Mew> youll still feel the purrs, you may even find your cat purrs more effeciently with the cooling pad running
24:00 <xm> other wise the cat will be just like a chinese meal on a stable table
24:00 <TheRiddler> oh maybe it's old
24:00 <simba> you need to find one that Runs on Purrs!
25:00 <Mew> 56 megapurrs per second
25:00 <xm> overcat it
25:00 <Maurice> Theres a cartoon with him as one of the voice
25:00 <Maurice> Strange Hill High
32:00 <ATS63> Well this is lame
32:00 <ATS63> I wanna go back to work. Thanks guys
33:00 <xm> i hope you're a night security guard. you seem intimidating
34:00 <xm> you would do well
34:00 <xm> you can go kick out all the drunks out of clubs intead of IRC
35:00 <ShadowLurker> https://31.media.tumblr.com/3ce20e44228ba27e09cd401f7f68bde9/tumblr_naakcivzN91tc5giuo1_500.jpg
35:00 <ShadowLurker> Serenity is a part of the mainframe
35:00 <slower> STRANGE SEEMS CLOSER TO THE MARK
35:00 <slower> ooops caps
35:00 <xm> mark of the beast?
35:00 <xm> strange is 665
36:00 <Skirmish> That's some big titties man. 
36:00 <ATS63> How'd you know? Except I'm off work cause some guy stabbed me and it tickled a little but I did like it
36:00 <ATS63> With his dong
36:00 <xm> you could be pregnant
36:00 <xm> why are you working?
36:00 <ATS63> I think I am. I'm breeding St Marys. Its terrifying
36:00 <xm> kinda dangerous dont you think with drunken yobbos around?
37:00 <ShadowLurker> look normal to me
37:00 <Skirmish> So ... what is everyone doing whilst they idle in irc?  I am watching an interview between Stephen Colbert and Neil Degrasse Tyson.
37:00 <Skirmish> Yeah well you're used to seeing large boobs on a daily basis. 
37:00 <simba>   Roxanne You don't have to put on the red light 
38:00 <tooheys> that last one is fkn disgusting
38:00 <Jewel> why cant you appreciate any body
38:00 <simba> ATS63 u ever seen a kangaroo irl m9
38:00 <ATS63> Yes I am from rooland
38:00 <xm> pretty sure ATS63 has done interspecies boxing as part of the security guard training
38:00 <xm> both grey and red
39:00 <Jewel> no one chooses how their body parts look
39:00 <ShadowLurker> tooheys' opinion means nothing
39:00 <Skirmish> You're offending Jewel, tooheys.  She's large and terrible looking. 
39:00 <ShadowLurker> LOL
39:00 <Jewel> oh ok
39:00 <Jewel> good
39:00 <simba> rua boxa
39:00 <Mew> rootoria
39:00 <ATS63> I even have roo dorras
39:00 <xm> so ATS63, which roo is harder to fight?
39:00 <xm> red or grey?
39:00 <simba> rootopia
39:00 <Mew> rootarua
39:00 <ATS63> DorraDerBruzz
39:00 <Mew> bit of a nz joke there
39:00 <simba> fuck new zealand 
39:00 <tooheys> rootaroo
39:00 <xm> ive seen pictures of Roo's that look liek zyzz
39:00 <xm> Roos*
39:00 <TheRiddler> goodnight
40:00 <ShadowLurker> https://41.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lztp1rwEQ21qeysqko1_500.jpg
40:00 <Jewel> when did this channel get so r rated
40:00 <ShadowLurker> its always been
40:00 <simba> u ever seen roo cum
40:00 <simba> goo night roxanne
40:00 <TheRiddler> yes
40:00 <tooheys> no but i bet u have simba
40:00 <ATS63> Back in the dream time, before we huffed petrol, there were giant roos 1000ft tall
40:00 <simba> well u would lose that bet wise guy
40:00 <tooheys> sure i would
40:00 <xm> how did your kind manage to hunt them into extinction?
40:00 <TheRiddler> there's a doco used by schools
40:00 <Mew> were you cheesing ATS63?
40:00 <Mew> hitting the cheese
41:00 <Jewel> not this bad
41:00 <ShadowLurker> when the trolls arent spewing idiocy
41:00 <Skirmish> When did jewel get to complaining so much?
41:00 <Jewel> so its either idiocy or r rated stuff
41:00 <Jewel> nothing in between
41:00 <ShadowLurker> simba mate
41:00 <ShadowLurker> https://41.media.tumblr.com/1f0bdb01d19730a843f9e2da802964ac/tumblr_mss3zkVNPH1rkkp4fo1_500.jpg
41:00 <ATS63> No. Whats a south park?
41:00 <TheRiddler> that shows the full kangaroo reproduction cycle
41:00 <tooheys> simba has a huge collection of different animals cum hanging on his bedroom wall and he wanks over it every day
41:00 <TheRiddler> in detail
41:00 <xm> maybe those giant roos were how they got from the mainland to tasmania
41:00 <simba> tooheys tastes like shit m8
41:00 <ATS63> nah bruzz
41:00 <ATS63> giant roos is how we got from africa
41:00 <xm> roos can swim you know
42:00 <tooheys> jewel i didnt say i dont appreciate them... theyre still tits :)
42:00 <Jewel> lol dont do it simba
42:00 <Jewel> tooheys much better
42:00 <xm> too
42:00 <TheRiddler> imagine abos swinging giant kangaroo tails
42:00 <TheRiddler> lol
42:00 <tooheys> simba, some tooheys beers do... tooheys extra dry is brilliant
42:00 <simba> only abos enjoy teds
42:00 <tooheys> abos dont even drink it 
42:00 <simba> its like abo tier piss
42:00 <TheRiddler> abos go for the bitter
42:00 <Mew> dyk roos sometimes bully their prey to go near water then kick them in there so they drown LOL
42:00 <TheRiddler> the vb
42:00 <simba> TEDs = abo tier
42:00 <ATS63> Council built me a home. But I broke it cause council don't do shit for me. I'll fukken smash ya vanilla faced racist cunt
42:00 <Mew> smart lil fukkaz
43:00 <xm> yeah
43:00 <tooheys> vaginal bacteria
43:00 <simba> u prob drink hahn 
43:00 <xm> it's like a scene from a mobster movie
43:00 <tooheys> simba, ive drank hahn a few times when its been given to me... id never buy it
43:00 <xm> when a thug is holding someone down in the water and there's a bit of a struggle and then...silence
43:00 <simba> i watched my sister die infront of me because i wouldnt take a sip of hahn as he demanded
44:00 <tooheys> hahn isnt that bad u know whats the worst beer... xxxx
44:00 <tooheys> disgusting undrinkable shit
44:00 <xm> i broke a dry spell because i had to take a sip of some traditional drink for my sister's wedding thing
44:00 <Mew> i think johninja used to drink xxxx
44:00 <simba> ive never even seen that thankfully
44:00 <simba> it seems like extreme queensland bogan tier
44:00 <Mew> ^
44:00 <xm> i just think of rugby
44:00 <xm> those goal posts
44:00 <simba> lol thats what i was thikning
45:00 <ShadowLurker> https://38.media.tumblr.com/596e69702ef77c958dcbe1ac90da5a7d/tumblr_na6gyvU8ZM1tpthlbo1_500.jpg
45:00 <tooheys> now THATS a nice pair... shame about the bush though
45:00 <xm> and thugs bashing their heads into it
45:00 <xm> duhhhh i tink i broke mah head
45:00 <tooheys> i bought a xxxx in qld and i tipped it out... ive NEVER tipped out a beer before or since then, and ive tried some pretty horrible beers, but i just could not drink the xxxx
45:00 <xm> * stars around *
45:00 <ATS63> What is beer? Are you guys even strayan m8?
45:00 <xm> no, im Japoriginal
45:00 <xm> you?
45:00 <ATS63> Hahn is a nice guy from the motherland
45:00 <Mew> have you ever drank hammer and tongs? its the be all and end all of shit beers
45:00 <tooheys> lol ive had a few cans of H&T
46:00 <Jewel> isnt that enough for now
46:00 <Jewel> if ppl want to look at those pics they have the internet
46:00 <simba> good 1 ShadowLurker
46:00 <tooheys> jewel we are appreciating peoples bodies i thought thats what you wanted us to do
46:00 <Jewel> haha
46:00 <tooheys> its not THAT bad, gives you a fucking big headache though
46:00 <Mew> jeeeesus
46:00 <Mew> it works out to like 35c a can if you buy it in a carton
46:00 <Mew> and its not even worth that
46:00 <ATS63> xm: fix my computaz plz. I burnt them with fire. But nothing a japoriginal cannot fix. Bring 100 friends.
46:00 <simba> smoke beer every day
46:00 <xm> you'd probably get 30c for recycling it
47:00 <Jewel> well i dont see Man bodies
47:00 <tooheys> cant you appreciate any body? no one chooses to be male or female
47:00 <Fez> Hi
47:00 <tooheys> lol yeah right a slab isnt less than $10
47:00 <ATS63> I donut want to hear that, just fix
47:00 <tooheys> the slabs of oettinger for $30 from dan murphys are good
47:00 <ATS63> Fix and there will be schoolgirls you can rape on a train
47:00 <tooheys> i like that beer
48:00 <Fez> Yes they do
48:00 <Fez> Sex change ops.
48:00 <tooheys> i certainly wouldnt be male if they did
48:00 <Fez> Arguement flawed
48:00 <ShadowLurker> https://38.media.tumblr.com/4e1e7999d2737cb970a5a324618239d7/tumblr_n9syelKjCy1rege18o1_500.jpg
48:00 <Jewel> i apprecciae any body
48:00 <beehhh> any beers are good mah
48:00 <beehhh> heiniken got stuff init
49:00 <tooheys> there is more to gender than genitalia Fez
49:00 <tooheys> a man who has had a female sex change operation isnt necessarily a woman
49:00 <Fez> You lost
49:00 <Fez> Sorry
49:00 <xm> you'll have to show a receipt first ATS63. and on IRC things expire quickly. 28 days
49:00 <ATS63> Drink Jameson and I will allow you to have cool hipster hair like myself
49:00 <beehhh> better than smrinoff black
49:00 <beehhh> that shit potent
49:00 <xm> the Jap in me will look at the schematics of the design and the manual. the Aborigine in me will bash it with sticks until it works -- or call an elder. who will then call the government
49:00 <beehhh> make hoons fly
50:00 <tooheys> i did? looked like i ripped your "argument" a new asshole from where im sitting
50:00 <[Maverick]> well they are less than a man. 
50:00 <ShadowLurker> jewels pic https://31.media.tumblr.com/e7d5bd5d6faa8eaaa3a1dbbbd9b3c95a/tumblr_na9vokTHnq1tjrkc5o1_500.jpg
50:00 <ATS63> Japanese government. Are you planning an invasion? You fucking racist
50:00 <beehhh> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OhvtgIOsQt4
50:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Wine off .. Franzia Chardonnay vs Vella Chardonnay review ( Mar 28, 2013) 0 - Category: Howto & Style - 725 views - 2 likes (66.7%), 1 dislikes (33.3%)
50:00 <simba> heiniken got stuff init
51:00 <Jewel> youre a real charmer ShadowLurker
51:00 <Jewel> why dont i find one of you
51:00 <Skirmish> I'd believe it. 
51:00 <Jewel> but
51:00 <Jewel> i cant be bothered
51:00 <Jewel> you sick man
51:00 <ATS63> German piss aye
51:00 <xm> the Japanese dont bomb anymore. they just make computer games where gorillas throw barrels
51:00 <simba> i like heiniken tbhg
51:00 <beehhh> awesome
51:00 <simba> beehhh is talkin shit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
51:00 <ATS63> That cuntox. How dare you talk shit in our presence. This is IRC you shitehad
51:00 <xm> and if there's going to be any shooting here by japs that'd be them as tourists on the goldcoast
52:00 <Jewel> arent you a dad
52:00 <Ozone> another happy irc channel
52:00 <Maurice> Hang on
52:00 <[Maverick]> didn't realise when becoming a dad you have to stop looking at porn. 
52:00 <Maurice> Why does it matter if he'sa dad? He's not showing the kids that pic
52:00 <ATS63> xm: intelligence gathering. Didn't you know?
52:00 <xm> bush tracking still trumps all that
52:00 <xm> what if you get lost in the bush or a friend does
53:00 <Jewel> hes behaving in a stupid way
53:00 <Skirmish> http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-l6po3w6YbmM/Uid3m-D9W8I/AAAAAAAABxU/QwfoOA9ROh8/s1600/IMG_1826.JPG      <------------- People take Jewel camping because she creates waves for them to surf.
53:00 <Jewel> im sure his children will be proud of him
53:00 <Maurice> His children don't know anything about irc
53:00 <Maurice> Or his browsing habits
53:00 <Jewel> so if they dont know he can be a idiot?
53:00 <Jewel> lol
53:00 <Skirmish> Jewel is the worst kind of arrogant.  Stupid arrogant. 
53:00 <ATS63> I do a dance in my underwear and the spirits will make you go away
53:00 <beehhh> http://www.sangriagirl.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/me1.jpg
53:00 <doctor> hope that nature gets you before your friends do, of course
53:00 <xm> so you dance before you drink and pass out
53:00 <xm> yes, natural hunger games
53:00 <xm> i saw those nuts and berries first m8
54:00 <Maurice> It's ridic
54:00 <Jewel> humanity is going downhill as we know it
54:00 <Skirmish> Just ban her.  I know you've got a clit boner wanting to do it and I do too.  DO EET!  
54:00 <[Maverick]> Jason Statham is doing some interview on SBS 
54:00 <Jewel> the best is gathered here
54:00 <beehhh> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OKQ5IIu0fYM
54:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: HP Pavilion X360 11-n010dx 11.6" 2 in 1 Laptop Review ( May 10, 2014) 6:58 - Category: Science & Technology - 40,986 - 351 likes (96.7%), 12 dislikes (3.3%)
54:00 <ATS63> fuck you and your youtube
54:00 <ATS63> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qqXi8WmQ_WM
54:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: (May 31, 2008) - Category: Comedy - 66,474,516 - 379,129 likes (93.4%), 26,926 dislikes (6.6%)
54:00 <doctor> dem be my berries - you best bet not be taking dem or der be hell to pay, aye?
55:00 <Jewel> and?
55:00 <Maurice> YOU WHAT M8
56:00 <ShadowLurker> Jewel you are really bad at this
56:00 <Bonny> yo
56:00 <xm> that's ok i just found a bottle of listerine nearby that has a little bit left in it still
57:00 <Jewel> at what
57:00 <Jew-el> Jewel needs to get laid ... bad. 
57:00 <Bonny> I thought it was the chickens that laid
57:00 <Jew-el> She needs to climb into a chickens butt then.
57:00 <ShadowLurker> https://38.media.tumblr.com/f0d5da80cd924477679473575334584c/tumblr_n9rywzahKm1s4jkpwo1_500.jpg
57:00 <Jewel> Skirmish you dead beat single dad
57:00 <Fez> Thats dinosuaruses
57:00 <xm> doctor i have a better solution for you last night about blood in the pantry or fridge
57:00 <doctor> lucky, but as you found it first I can't do anything but sit hear licking my lips. You best be enjoying it
57:00 <doctor> SilkySara was it's name
57:00 <xm> just keep the source in the cage
57:00 <beehhh> or this
57:00 <beehhh> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jl8G6_q-on4
57:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Acer Aspire P3 Ultrabook Review ( May 19, 2013) 2:13 - Category: Science & Technology - 14,807 - 101 likes (99%), 1 dislikes (1%)
57:00 <doctor> I remembered shortly after I left, as to be expected
58:00 <Jewel> go drive around in your yellow ford
58:00 <Fez> Jewel is angrified
58:00 <ShadowLurker> yeh
58:00 <ShadowLurker> what an insult
58:00 <Jew-el> You make yourself look idiotic saying that Jewel.  I am not single, nor do I drive a falcon let alone a yellow one. 
58:00 <ShadowLurker> ooooooo yellow ford
58:00 <Jewel> lol
58:00 <Bonny> they're fake
58:00 <ShadowLurker> hahahaha
58:00 <ShadowLurker> how are they fake
58:00 <ATS63> Thats how I treat every woman. Keep the sauce in the cage
58:00 <doctor> wise
58:00 <xm> beehhh, all that matters about the specs is that the camera and mic is good. we need to work on videos together
58:00 <beehhh> need cash bru
58:00 <ATS63> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S-l-c3rTlnE
58:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Ben Folds - Bitches Ain't Shit (Lyrics) (Nov 20, 2011) 3:55 - Category: Music - 844,763 -
58:00 <beehhh> hp's good its cheaper norell is in the parlor tonight
59:00 <Jewel> well he showed pictures of it like it would impress someone
59:00 <Jew-el> No way they're fake.
59:00 <Jewel> and ShadowLurker im not sure what your problem is, i dont know you
59:00 <xm> skirmish: are you familiar with how in Hebrew 'El' means God?
59:00 <Bonny> too taught to be real
59:00 <ShadowLurker> not fake at all
59:00 <Jew-el> xm: no, good to know though.
59:00 <ShadowLurker> oh right
59:00 <ShadowLurker> you dont know me but you know me well enough to discuss my fatherly capacity
59:00 <beehhh> selling her body for her bill
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