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00:00 <TheRiddler> the sharp has 335kw per year, mitsubishi 425kw westinghouse 365kw
00:00 <Jewel> just buy a sharp
00:00 <Jewel> you wont regret it
00:00 <Bastardly_One> westinghouse
00:00 <Bastardly_One> it's only 30kw more a year
00:00 <Attila> I just looked, mine's a fisher and paykel. 
00:00 <Bastardly_One> and stores more 
01:00 <Bastardly_One> My washing machine is one of those
01:00 <TheRiddler> http://www.harveynorman.com.au/kitchen-appliances/appliances/fridges/mitsubishi-260l-white-refrigerator.html
01:00 <Bastardly_One> funny how some of us had to go check the fridge though
01:00 <Attila> fucked if I know. 
01:00 <Bastardly_One> ah, hardly normal
01:00 <Bastardly_One> you're gonna be ripped off no matter what
02:00 <Bastardly_One> go the Westinghouse
02:00 <Bastardly_One> white fridges are a bitch in the end 
02:00 <Attila> I've heard westinghouse are good. 
02:00 <MrMark> nah
02:00 <TheRiddler> http://www.harveynorman.com.au/kitchen-appliances/appliances/fridges/westing-house-280l-2-door-top-mount-fridge.html
02:00 <Bastardly_One> fridge cleaning ... not my favourite thing that's for sure
03:00 <Jewel> i think this is the best conversation here
03:00 <Jewel> ever
03:00 <Jewel> fridges
03:00 <TheRiddler> the current 1 is a whirlpool
03:00 <TheRiddler> lol
03:00 <Student> any type of cleaning is not your favourite thing m8
03:00 <Bastardly_One> that's a decent freezer on the westinghouse
03:00 <MrMark> white fridges just need a wipe down now and then
03:00 <Attila> I don't have a top mount though, I have the fridge and the freezer, and they're both the tall unit things. 
03:00 <TheRiddler> 525kw
03:00 <TheRiddler> 216l
03:00 <TheRiddler> 8yrs old
04:00 <MrMark> ive got undies older than that
04:00 <MrMark> ehehehe
04:00 <Attila> they're kind of fit into a niche, and it's all sort of custom. 
05:00 <Bastardly_One> who wears undies?
06:00 <Bastardly_One> commando for the win
06:00 <Bastardly_One> tmi?
06:00 <Bastardly_One> oh well
06:00 <Attila> I do, maybe I'm a bit of a prude. 
06:00 <TheRiddler> oh westinghouse it is
06:00 <Fez> He didnt say he wore them
06:00 <Jewel> MrMark thats old
06:00 <Bastardly_One> most guys do
06:00 <Bastardly_One> true Fez
06:00 <TheRiddler> I wear boxers
06:00 <Bastardly_One> most guys like some underwear
06:00 <TheRiddler> I'd like to see a girl wear boxers
07:00 <TheRiddler> maybe
07:00 <TheRiddler> lol
07:00 <Bastardly_One> ran out one day in my 20s and never looked back 
07:00 <Jewel> boxer girls do
07:00 <Jewel> lol Bastardly_One
07:00 <Bastardly_One> true story 
08:00 <Attila> http://www.baconbourbonusa.com/fashion-and-style/girls-bacon-boxers/
08:00 <Attila> There you go. 
08:00 <beehhh> A2 milk
09:00 <Attila> I like girls to wear underwear, to be honest. 
09:00 <slinky_J> Attila i missed you
09:00 <Attila> but not g-strings, just some nice cotton or something. 
09:00 <Jewel> youll take any girl
09:00 <slinky_J> my nemesis
09:00 <Attila> Why?
09:00 <Attila> bullshit, Jewel. 
10:00 <slinky_J> Jewel ya fat slag
10:00 <slinky_J> when you lay on your back do you find it hard to breathe?
10:00 <Jewel> hehe
10:00 <Jewel> nope
10:00 <beehhh> norell is going to work at a massage parlor
10:00 <Jewel> go drink your sorrows away slinky_J
11:00 <Jewel> and overdose on medication
11:00 <beehhh> she lost her sales job just visiting parents
11:00 <Jewel> you bi polar freak
11:00 <Maurice> I wear Y fronts
11:00 <Maurice> Very sexy
11:00 <Attila> Now I want to know why the fuck you missed me. 
11:00 <Bastardly_One> do you find it hard to breathe through that jelly bean nose slinky_J?
11:00 <Attila> Or at least if you were being sarcastic. 
11:00 <beehhh> watch out for a brazen theif stealing fuel
11:00 <Bastardly_One> looks like it's been smashed in broken
11:00 <Jewel> i feel sorry for him
11:00 <Bastardly_One> Attila, panda is being PieterPanda tonight
11:00 <Bastardly_One> that simple
12:00 <Attila> Oh.
12:00 <beehhh> who watched the supermoon lastnite on weed
12:00 <Bastardly_One> how are ya cunt? WoWing it up I suppose?
12:00 <slinky_J> i have no sorrows to drink away :(
12:00 <beehhh> i suck norell on weed
12:00 <slinky_J> bi polar
12:00 <slinky_J> lols
12:00 <Jewel> i did
12:00 <Jewel> slinky_J its time to write another emotional poem about dark storms to your son
12:00 <Jewel> go write it
13:00 <Attila> Yeah, but I'm kind of burned out tonight. thought I'd get drunk and take it down a notch.
13:00 <beehhh> you would a ride it
13:00 <Jewel> i wish slinky_J's fingers would burn off
14:00 <beehhh> too lazy n tired she made me cum with a bj
14:00 <Mewel> howcome Attila?
16:00 <slinky_J> aaaaahahaha this chick on my fb is really a chick and i thought it was some dude pretending to be a chick
16:00 <slinky_J> ahahah
16:00 <slinky_J> dark storms?
16:00 <Attila> I'm running 8 alts at 560 or above ilvl on WoW, I'm just exhausted, through lack of sleep. Nothing terribly interesting. 
16:00 <Jewel> yes slinky_J 
16:00 <Jewel> you dead beat dad
16:00 <Jewel> alcoholic
17:00 <Attila> Thought I'd come and see what everyone was up to. 
17:00 <slinky_J> okay okay, recap, first i wrote a three page poem to my son, then it was something poem, now it's an emotional poem about dark storms
17:00 <slinky_J> consistent arent you
17:00 <slinky_J> not
17:00 <slinky_J> im the alcoholic and you're the one drinking mixers..
17:00 <Jewel> exactly the same thing as 5 years ago Attila
17:00 <Jewel> arguing about non sense
17:00 <slinky_J> on A monday
18:00 <slinky_J> lol Jewel you started the arguing, you were arguing with everyone in the channel
18:00 <slinky_J> LOL!!!!
18:00 <slinky_J> drunk bitch hah
18:00 <Student> ha ha 
18:00 <Jewel> no i didnt
18:00 <Jewel> you wont shut up
18:00 <Jewel> its all MrMarks fault with me drinking mixers !!!!
18:00 <Jewel> naughty MrMark
18:00 <Jewel> lol
18:00 <Jewel> he keeps giving them to me
18:00 <Student> they say World is round ;)
18:00 <slinky_J> lmao
19:00 <Jewel> dont you MrMark
19:00 <Attila> That's kind of what I missed, in truth. Watching these peeps go at it. 
19:00 <Bastardly_One> she's never argued with me once
19:00 <Bastardly_One> not that I'm special ... just a comment
20:00 <Jewel> only cause you have a dungeon Bastardly_One
20:00 <Bastardly_One> heh 
20:00 <Bastardly_One> want a candy little girl?
20:00 <Bastardly_One> *wink wink*
20:00 <Jewel> ha ha
20:00 <Jewel> yes plz
21:00 <TheRiddler> would you call me daddy? :p
21:00 <Bastardly_One> oh dear
21:00 <TheRiddler> lol
21:00 <Bastardly_One> yes please is just asking for trouble
21:00 <Bastardly_One> and timing TheRiddler
21:00 <Jewel> TheRiddler not in public geez
21:00 <Bastardly_One> with my oh dear
21:00 <Bastardly_One> lo
21:00 <Bastardly_One> l
21:00 <Bastardly_One> some of us know what I'm into 
21:00 <Jewel> lol
21:00 <TheRiddler> only in the bedroom ok
22:00 <Jewel> yes only in the bedroom
22:00 <Bastardly_One> and I believe I just had a moment of shyness
22:00 <Bastardly_One> how cuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuute!
22:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
22:00 <Jewel> youre into some kinky things Bastardly_One !
22:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah, I'm supposedly a sadistic Dominant
22:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm harmless
22:00 <Bastardly_One> unless you say yes 
22:00 <Bastardly_One> :D
23:00 <Bastardly_One> damn consent laws
23:00 <Jewel> like a fly
23:00 <TheRiddler> a horse fly
23:00 <TheRiddler> or a march fly
23:00 <Bastardly_One> those fuckers
23:00 <Bastardly_One> aren't fun pain 
23:00 <Bastardly_One> even though I'm the inflicter of pain usually
24:00 <TheRiddler> I've not seen a march fly in ages
24:00 <Bastardly_One> those cunts hurt
24:00 <Bastardly_One> me either ... not in years 
24:00 <TheRiddler> did they die out like the bees in US
24:00 <Bastardly_One> I have no idea 
24:00 <TheRiddler> isn't that what happened
25:00 <Bastardly_One> I've not seen the green or blue(ish) back ones either
25:00 <Bastardly_One> well, GMO food culled bees
25:00 <Bastardly_One> yes
25:00 <Attila> Yeah, I think african hornets or wasps, either one, wiped them out. 
25:00 <Attila> I read an article on it. 
25:00 <Bastardly_One> never seen that one but I know GMO foods have been culling bees by the truckloads
26:00 <Attila> well, it could have been contributing factors, a sort of collateral damage. 
26:00 <Bastardly_One> apparently the pesticides and whatnot
27:00 <Bastardly_One> would come home to hives and colonies
27:00 <Bastardly_One> and spread and all that jazz
27:00 <Bastardly_One> I saw this pic once of this house in syd
27:00 <Bastardly_One> and it had honey dripping from the ceiling
27:00 <Attila> gross. 
28:00 <Bastardly_One> and they estimated 10,000 were in that roof
28:00 <Bastardly_One> and the owner never really noticed
28:00 <Attila> was he doped out of his eyeballs, or just fucking stupid?
28:00 <Bastardly_One> stupid I think 
28:00 <Bastardly_One> might of even been ACA I saw it 
28:00 <Bastardly_One> years ago now 
29:00 <slinky_J> <+Bastardly_One> not that I'm special ... just a comment
29:00 <slinky_J> LOL
29:00 <Attila> as inebriated as I usually am, I'd personally notice that. 
29:00 <slinky_J> u dont want her to
29:00 <Bastardly_One> I'd notice just one
29:00 <slinky_J> it's fucked
29:00 <slinky_J> FUCKED!
29:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm allergic to the 
29:00 <slinky_J> fhacd
29:00 <Bastardly_One> to *them also
29:00 <Bastardly_One> stupid keyboard
30:00 <Bastardly_One> hate keyboards you have to smash when you're a light typer
30:00 <Student> we need "hardened folks" , not the ones with light typing and cough issues :P
31:00 <Bastardly_One> hush
31:00 <TheRiddler> goodnight
31:00 <Student> ha ha
31:00 <Bastardly_One> or something
31:00 <Bastardly_One> night TheRiddler
31:00 <Jewel> lol
31:00 <Jewel> night TheRiddler
31:00 <Student> my night is already going "Extra Ordinary" ;)
32:00 <Jewel> interesting
32:00 <Bastardly_One> my night has been ... fast actually in hindsight and entertaining
33:00 <Bastardly_One> in certain respects 
33:00 <Student> ha ha same here
33:00 <Bastardly_One> before I got here and read slinky_J's crap though
33:00 <Bastardly_One> :)
33:00 <slinky_J> LMAO
33:00 <slinky_J> it was fun ay
33:00 <Student> and still you are not thankful to God's Blessings ;P
34:00 <Bastardly_One> I thank myself a lot
34:00 <Bastardly_One> what's your point?
34:00 <Bastardly_One> Oh, wait ... I'm not God? Well fuck 
34:00 <Bastardly_One> there goes that delusion
34:00 <Bastardly_One> :/
34:00 <Student> ha ha
35:00 <Jewel> lol
35:00 <slinky_J> ahahahaha robocop
35:00 <slinky_J> i am roboclap
36:00 <Bastardly_One> I hate it when you're mind suddenly slows down a gear or so and you don't see it coming 
36:00 <Bastardly_One> just happened ... I think 
36:00 <Student> i like roben shebasky 
36:00 <Jewel> it means sleep time
36:00 <Bastardly_One> not yet
36:00 <Bastardly_One> not my wall 
36:00 <Student> for some people it means "bong time"
36:00 <Bastardly_One> if it was my wall I'd of said I was going already
37:00 <Bastardly_One> I know not to fight my wall ... worst thing you can do with anxiety disorder
37:00 <Bastardly_One> is to fight sleep
37:00 <Jewel> aw by mewel
37:00 <Jewel> you have anxiety?
37:00 <Bastardly_One> yep
37:00 <Bastardly_One> on the DSP for that and the lung issues
37:00 <Jewel> well thas not fun is it
38:00 <Jewel> oh i see
38:00 <slinky_J> sleep waves suck balls
38:00 <slinky_J> its like oh cool tired
38:00 <slinky_J> go bed, oh crap missed it!
38:00 <Bastardly_One> I can be dead tired, go to bed and it'll still take me an hour to sleep
39:00 <Bastardly_One> way it goes
39:00 <Jewel> do youthink in bed?
39:00 <Bastardly_One> I think I do 
39:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
39:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah, that's why
39:00 <slinky_J> thas y u crash on the couch
39:00 <Bastardly_One> my brain doesnt have an off switch
39:00 <Bastardly_One> it has a pass out switch
40:00 <Student> you have a brain left? 
40:00 <Jewel> lol
40:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh, that's pure laziness not going to bed
40:00 <Jewel> naughty Student
40:00 <Bastardly_One> plus my beanbag has a spell on it 
40:00 <Jewel> a spell?
40:00 <slinky_J> ok fuck roboclap
41:00 <Bastardly_One> only need to look at it too long I reckon and it sends you to sleep
41:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
41:00 <slinky_J> that shitty bond movie was enough
41:00 <Jewel> ahhhhh
41:00 <Bastardly_One> not really Jewel but you'd think it does
41:00 <Jewel> got you Bastardly_One
41:00 <Jewel> lol
41:00 <Jewel> i thought somoene put a curse on it
41:00 <Bastardly_One> I sit in it for 10 seconds and I fall asleep 
41:00 <Jewel> aww
41:00 <Jewel> well thats good for you
41:00 <Bastardly_One> I swear the cat that used to sleep on it 
41:00 <Bastardly_One> put cat voodoo on it
42:00 <Jewel> oo yes
42:00 <Jewel> magic voodoo
42:00 <Bastardly_One> it is bloody comfy though
42:00 <Bastardly_One> velvet
42:00 <slinky_J> it's because we associate bed with sleep
42:00 <slinky_J> a forced habit
42:00 <slinky_J> it can become hard to get to sleep
43:00 <slinky_J> i crash out on the couch in mere minutes
43:00 <slinky_J> wont go to bed unless im certain ill crash out in minutes.
43:00 <Jewel> i assume you have a bed too Bastardly_One
43:00 <Bastardly_One> they say if you don't fall asleep in 10 mins you're not ready for bed 
43:00 <Jewel> so do yu get up?
43:00 <Bastardly_One> I sure do
44:00 <Bastardly_One> I never get there until ready to pass out 
44:00 <Bastardly_One> so ...
44:00 <Jewel> im just picturing you falling asleep 10cm from your bed
44:00 <Bastardly_One> I never can just lie there 
44:00 <Jewel> so no
44:00 <Bastardly_One> oh  lol
44:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh, it's in the next room
44:00 <Jewel> hehe
44:00 <Bastardly_One> I used to do that at times though at my old place
45:00 <Bastardly_One> ah fuck it 
45:00 <Jewel> fall asleep on the floor?
45:00 <Attila> I keep mine in the same room, so I can make it there. 
45:00 <slinky_J> lol
45:00 <Bastardly_One> the bed it like .. 10 cm away
45:00 <Bastardly_One> *pass out on floor*
45:00 <Jewel> ahhh Bastardly_One
45:00 <Attila> It's a matter of dodging headphones and shit. 
45:00 <Bastardly_One> you're not meant to keep them all in the same room if possible
46:00 <Bastardly_One> that way your brain starts to see your bed as 
46:00 <Jewel> lol Bastardly_One
46:00 <Attila> like I ever cared. ;)
46:00 <Bastardly_One> sleep  or sex
46:00 <slinky_J> they say you shouold have as little as possible in your bedroom to distract you
46:00 <Bastardly_One> and that's it .. 
46:00 <Attila> Isn't that how it should be?
46:00 <slinky_J> i srs made that up
46:00 <slinky_J> lol
46:00 <Attila> sleep or sex?
46:00 <Jewel> sex isnot only in bed
46:00 <Bastardly_One> they do say that actually
46:00 <slinky_J> yer
46:00 <Attila> Yeah, I know that, Jewel. 
46:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah that's right Jewel
46:00 <Bastardly_One> stupid fools!
46:00 <Bastardly_One> it's all in the dungeon
46:00 <Jewel> dont close of options !
46:00 <Jewel> lol
47:00 <Jewel> thats right
47:00 <Attila> but still - beds are good for two things. 
47:00 <Jewel> Bastardly_One's dungeon
47:00 <Jewel> sleeping and...reading
47:00 <slinky_J> im still yet to find a bed base
47:00 <slinky_J> i had my eyes on a kickass futon
47:00 <slinky_J> but eh
47:00 <slinky_J> need something low to the ground
47:00 <slinky_J> or srsly high
47:00 <Attila> How can you have trouble finding a bed base?
47:00 <Jewel> ...
47:00 <Jewel> cause hes a drama queen?
48:00 <Jewel> and has issues with everything?
48:00 <Jewel> hes a tool
48:00 <slinky_J> because I want something I like
48:00 <slinky_J> yes yes im a tool because i didnt remember you
48:00 <slinky_J> we know already
48:00 <slinky_J> was this kickass japanese one for around 500
48:00 <Jewel> oh shut up
48:00 <Jewel> you remember me just fine
48:00 <slinky_J> nope
48:00 <slinky_J> little bird told me you're Jennilo
49:00 <Jewel> your 54th personality
49:00 <Jewel> which one are you now?
49:00 <Jewel> 138th?
49:00 <slinky_J> you dont get the little bird thing?
49:00 <slinky_J> I HONESTLY
49:00 <slinky_J> lol
49:00 <slinky_J> DONT REMEMBER YOU
50:00 <slinky_J> i asked you to tell me who u r on skype and u said no
50:00 <slinky_J> or fuck off or somethin
50:00 <slinky_J> so how am i supposed to know?
50:00 <Jewel> omg
50:00 <Jewel> shut up saint
50:00 <slinky_J> doesnt mean u have to go all nutbag in pm at me
50:00 <Jewel> do you ever shut up
50:00 <Jewel> ill do as i please
51:00 <slinky_J> oh wow
51:00 <slinky_J> found something
51:00 <slinky_J> <Jewel> nice poem btw
51:00 <Jewel> ?
51:00 <Attila> I just wanted to clarify; it's not so much technically the base you sleep on, it's the mattress. 
52:00 <Jewel> are you a virgo Attila?
52:00 <slinky_J> i scrolled up
52:00 <Attila> I mean, you DO sleep on it, but beneath the mattress. 
52:00 <Jewel> lol
52:00 <Attila> No, I'm a taurus. 
52:00 <slinky_J> im reading everything youve said to me in pm
52:00 <Jewel> lovely
52:00 <Jewel> they rock
52:00 <slinky_J> <jewel> scuse me
52:00 <slinky_J> <PandasDontDrive> scue u what
52:00 <slinky_J> <jewel> stop being mean
52:00 <slinky_J> <jewel> to soemeoen you spoke to on the phone !
52:00 <Jewel> and I Havent read that pathetic poem ajbout your son
52:00 <slinky_J> <PandasDontDrive> i spoke to u on the fone?
52:00 <slinky_J> <PandasDontDrive> when lol
52:00 <slinky_J> <jewel> um yeah
52:00 <slinky_J> <jewel> you fool
52:00 <Jewel> fake
52:00 <slinky_J> <jewel> you were telling me stories and m aking me laugh
52:00 <slinky_J> <PandasDontDrive> haha when wtf
52:00 <slinky_J> <PandasDontDrive> lol awesome
52:00 <slinky_J> <jewel> a while ago
52:00 <slinky_J> <jewel> like a year
53:00 <slinky_J> <PandasDontDrive> ow
53:00 <slinky_J> <PandasDontDrive> wowsers yonks ago!
53:00 <slinky_J> <jewel> we are even skype buddies
53:00 <slinky_J> <jewel> you prob deleted me
53:00 <slinky_J> <PandasDontDrive> im never on skype
53:00 <Attila> It's missing the capital J. 
53:00 <slinky_J> i didnt time stamp back then
53:00 <Attila> So... 
53:00 <Jewel> :)
53:00 <Jewel> yeah fool
53:00 <Jewel> stop making up fake chats
53:00 <Jewel> hes so petty
53:00 <Attila> I dunno, but I'm thinking it's bullshit. 
53:00 <Attila> And she types better than that. 
53:00 <slinky_J> <Jewel> stop it
53:00 <slinky_J> <Jewel> stop it....
53:00 <slinky_J> <slinky_J> ök
54:00 <slinky_J> just then
54:00 <slinky_J> and ur saying im making this up
54:00 <Jewel> as if
54:00 <Jewel> lol
54:00 <Jewel> i didnt message you
54:00 <slinky_J> timestamp on now
54:00 <Jewel> you make me sick
54:00 <slinky_J> HAHA and the poem
54:00 <slinky_J> isnt about my kid
55:00 <Jewel> :)
55:00 <Jewel> it is
55:00 <slinky_J> i just read the title 
55:00 <Jewel> you said oh read my poem ajbout my son
55:00 <Jewel> blah blah
55:00 <slinky_J> no i didnt
55:00 <Jewel> some 3 page boring poem
55:00 <slinky_J> i can paste right now
55:00 <slinky_J> and it isnt 3 pages
55:00 <Student> breaking bad
55:00 <Jewel> im not jspeaking to you
56:00 <slinky_J> <Jewel> it is?
56:00 <slinky_J> <PandasDontDrive> skyped it
56:00 <slinky_J> <PandasDontDrive> :P
56:00 <slinky_J> <PandasDontDrive> What I Am Now
56:00 <slinky_J> <PandasDontDrive> it is called
56:00 <Jewel> oh god
56:00 <Jewel> youre so energy draining
56:00 <slinky_J> is a poem in the form of a letter, written by a man taking his last breathes.
56:00 <slinky_J> nuh im just ownin u hard
56:00 <Jewel> no
56:00 <Jewel> you wrote some lame poem
56:00 <Jewel> about your son
57:00 <Jewel> that i pretended to read
57:00 <slinky_J> i have no poem about my son
57:00 <Jewel> oh but you do mr watson
57:00 <slinky_J> y go on saying i do
57:00 <Jewel> cause you did it?
57:00 <slinky_J> <Jewel> why are you being jerky
57:00 <slinky_J> <slinky_J> you're confusing me
57:00 <slinky_J> <Jewel> i was being playful with you
57:00 <slinky_J> <Jewel> and youre asking who i am
57:00 <slinky_J> <slinky_J> i duno y u called me mr saint
58:00 <slinky_J> <Jewel> ummmmmmmmmmmmmm
58:00 <slinky_J> <Jewel> vale sayntz
58:00 <slinky_J> <Jewel> jesus
58:00 <slinky_J> <Jewel> !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
58:00 <Jewel> vale saint
58:00 <Attila> I've seen that poem, it's fucking gay. about the old cunt, telling the younger people he was like them. 
58:00 <Jewel> lol
58:00 <Jewel> well no he wrote a poem about his son
58:00 <slinky_J> what old cunt telling younger people he was like them
58:00 <Jewel> who had sex with him i dont know
58:00 <Jewel> sickening
58:00 <slinky_J> ive no such poem rofl
58:00 <Attila> What I am now. 
58:00 <Attila> Some old guy on his death bed. 
59:00 <slinky_J> Attila how would you possibly read anything I write..
59:00 <Jewel> i wish slinky_J was on that bed
59:00 <Attila> You might have plagiarised it. 
59:00 <slinky_J> you'd think so hey
59:00 <Attila> I'd think so, because I've read it elsewhere. 
59:00 <slinky_J> when an internationally recognized director gives it his thumbs up
59:00 <slinky_J> :)
00:00 <Jewel> lol
00:00 <Jewel> probably some overseas pen pal
00:00 <slinky_J> naw
00:00 <Jewel> 'international recognised director'
00:00 <slinky_J> from adelaide
00:00 <Jewel> idiot
00:00 <Attila> Let him give it his thumbs up, I'll decide for myself. 
00:00 <Attila> if I liked it or not. 
00:00 <Maurice> My kitten is being mean coz I wont feed her
01:00 <Attila> He can stick his thumb up your butt. 
01:00 <Maurice> But shes being sterilised tomorrow and isn't allowed food
01:00 <Bastardly_One> oh yeah 
01:00 <Bastardly_One> tuesday today
01:00 <slinky_J> " about the old cunt, telling the younger people he was like them. "
01:00 <Maurice> She keeps leaping at me
01:00 <slinky_J> either you just dont read
01:00 <Bastardly_One> I was reading by the way
01:00 <Jewel> Maurice arent you gonna do anything about slinky_J posting fake chats
01:00 <slinky_J> or you didnt read it
01:00 <Bastardly_One> remember I said you aren't supposed to desex them in heat?
01:00 <Attila> I've read it. 
01:00 <slinky_J> and I dont know how you could have read it
01:00 <Maurice> I'm on my phone, I can only scroll up so far
01:00 <Attila> You said yourself, it's an old guy taking his last breaths. 
01:00 <slinky_J> unless you're lurking on my facebook
01:00 <Bastardly_One> the only reason apparently is extra bloody
02:00 <Maurice> Bastardly_One, shes not in heat anymore
02:00 <Jewel> well he should be banned for posting things
02:00 <Maurice> And you CAN do it, it just costs more
02:00 <Bastardly_One> wow, that was quick!
02:00 <Jewel> when youre not on ur phone
02:00 <Attila> <slinky_J> is a poem in the form of a letter, written by a man taking his last breathes.
02:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah but remember I said I heard you weren't supposed to?
02:00 <slinky_J> he speaks about mankind
02:00 <Attila> I've read the poem, it's not yours. 
02:00 <Bastardly_One> well, I went researching that and the consensus is
02:00 <Bastardly_One> it's not more bloody
02:00 <slinky_J> ok go find it
03:00 <slinky_J> and post it
03:00 <Bastardly_One> but no more actual harder than not in heat
03:00 <Jewel> well i hope one day he shows that lame poem about his son
03:00 <Jewel> you will throw up
03:00 <slinky_J> are you talking about this?
03:00 <slinky_J> Man unconditioned. Man surrendered, man effortless in his pursuit. Man complex and in descent, to madness we belong. Man compressed and wanting, man unknown to virtue. I walk a path, designed without, without purpose. Man's proposal of.. 
03:00 <Jewel> oh god
03:00 <Bastardly_One> and I have lost a lot of knowledge in my 30s it seems
04:00 <Bastardly_One> I had a breakdown about 10 yrs ago
04:00 <Bastardly_One> but I should of known that about cats
04:00 <Bastardly_One> I did fucking vet science for 2 yrs
04:00 <Bastardly_One> always wanted to be a vet before I went stupid
04:00 <Attila> You on dialup, Josh?
05:00 <Jewel> in your next life Bastardly_One
05:00 <slinky_J> nope
05:00 <doctor> Maurice can you ban everyone I don't like please?
05:00 <Maurice> Yeah I wanted to be a vet nurse
05:00 <slinky_J> wi fi is fucked
05:00 <Maurice> doctor, that would be most of the channel
06:00 <doctor> yes, but I'll also include myself to keep it fair
06:00 <slinky_J> who r u on my facebook Attila
06:00 <slinky_J> ur so secretive
06:00 <slinky_J> we know eachother but i dont know who you are
06:00 <Attila> I'm not on your facebook, Josh. 
06:00 <Maurice> I was going to use you as the virgin sacrifice so it's all good
06:00 <slinky_J> so how'd you read my poem?
06:00 <Attila> You don't know me, and I don't know you. 
07:00 <Jewel> youre lucky Attila
07:00 <Attila> I told you, I read it elsewhere. It's not yours. 
07:00 <slinky_J> what about all the times you told me you know me
07:00 <Jewel> hes a leech
07:00 <Jewel> haha
07:00 <doctor> The austnet gods do love virgin blood
07:00 <Jewel> someone doesnt KNOW you
07:00 <slinky_J> u fail troll Attila
07:00 <Attila> No, you assumed I knew you. I confessed one day, because you were so uptight about it, that your name was spoken in main, and I rolled with it. 
07:00 <Bastardly_One> he's not trolling
07:00 <slinky_J> really?
08:00 <slinky_J> hahaha
08:00 <Bastardly_One> are you unable to read basic English?
08:00 <slinky_J> that's ace
08:00 <Jewel> haha
08:00 <slinky_J> totally pwed me
08:00 <Bastardly_One> he stated that he has read that poe before
08:00 <slinky_J> all this time
08:00 <Jewel> you hurt his Leo pride
08:00 <Bastardly_One> and it't not original
08:00 <slinky_J> he hasnt read it before
08:00 <slinky_J> because I wrote it
08:00 <Bastardly_One> *poem
08:00 <Attila> I have read it, you didn't write it. You're just trying to ACT like a poet. 
08:00 <slinky_J> seriously 
09:00 <slinky_J> look it up
09:00 <slinky_J> go on
09:00 <slinky_J> find my poem, written by somebody else
10:00 <slinky_J> who's name do I use after "absence."
10:00 <Jewel> hes a bad writer
10:00 <Jewel> trust me
11:00 <slinky_J> yeah man that's why I had a deal for a novella in 2008
11:00 <slinky_J> bingo
11:00 <Jewel> lol
11:00 <Jewel> and youre here on irc
11:00 <slinky_J> Attila you find what you cant find yet?
11:00 <Jewel> that says it all
11:00 <slinky_J> yeah well my dad died and i drank myself stupid for months
11:00 <slinky_J> nobody likes a drunk
12:00 <Bastardly_One> [01:11] <slinky_J> yeah man that's why I had a deal for a novella in 2008
12:00 <Jewel> youre a attention seeker
12:00 <Bastardly_One> sure you did 
12:00 <Jewel> hes such a success story
12:00 <slinky_J> like you said b1, shit happens
12:00 <Bastardly_One> no way in the world did you
12:00 <Attila> I was out having a cigarette. not looking for it, loser. 
12:00 <slinky_J> no way maaaannn
12:00 <Bastardly_One> I write and I've read some of your stuff
12:00 <Attila> Yes way. 
12:00 <slinky_J> not looking for something that doesnt exist
12:00 <slinky_J> ?
12:00 <Attila> Nope. 
12:00 <slinky_J> :P:
12:00 <slinky_J> LOL
12:00 <Attila> I told you, I've read it, that's how I knew. 
13:00 <Bastardly_One> no way did you get a deal for a novella
13:00 <slinky_J> b1, i get it, you like writing and you write fantasy thats cool bro
13:00 <slinky_J> i did
13:00 <slinky_J> and i fuct it
13:00 <Jewel> cause youre an alcoholic
13:00 <Jewel> and a loser
13:00 <Maurice> Wtf, just saw a commerical for a website catering to people wanting to cheat
13:00 <Jewel> yes
13:00 <Bastardly_One> on Hello or ten?
13:00 <slinky_J> well yeah it was my fault
13:00 <Maurice> One
13:00 <Bastardly_One> that's pretty bad 
13:00 <slinky_J> i chose to drink
14:00 <Maurice> Ashleymadison.com
14:00 <Jewel> ashley madison?
14:00 <Jewel> thats all over the place
14:00 <Attila> fair's fair, I'm an alcoholic, but I actually know people that can give you a break in the field. 
14:00 <Jewel> its very very bad
14:00 <Maurice> The song is guys singing 'looking for something other than my wife'
14:00 <Jewel> its stupid
14:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I knew it'd be one of those ten stations
14:00 <Jewel> how is that allowed on tv?
14:00 <Maurice> Fucked if I know
14:00 <Jewel> its so sad
14:00 <Maurice> If you want something else, break off your current relationship first
14:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah apparently someone wherelse I chat in the US goes to that site now
15:00 <Bastardly_One> stupid old whore
15:00 <Bastardly_One> I think you both know my stand on honesty
15:00 <Bastardly_One> so no need for a rant from me
15:00 <Jewel> exactly !!
15:00 <Jewel> ok
16:00 <Bastardly_One> put it this way ... My son could of had a father for a lot more years than he did if I wasn't into honesty
16:00 <Bastardly_One> wasn't working no way no how for me
16:00 <Jewel> hmmm
17:00 <Bastardly_One> the creature that spawned him was demented
17:00 <Attila> but you could still be a father. 
17:00 <Bastardly_One> still am Attila
17:00 <Bastardly_One> he is such a bloke
17:00 <Bastardly_One> always pointing out I need to get laid and I'd be less cranky, etc
17:00 <Attila> Yeah, I don't pretend to know your situation, but given the limited info I am, your son could still have a father for many years yet. 
18:00 <Bastardly_One> he still does ... that might of been extreme wording
18:00 <slinky_J> and being hit by a 2by4!!
18:00 <Maurice> See him everyday father, maybe
18:00 <Attila> OK, cool, that's totally acceptable. :)
18:00 <slinky_J> you had a crazy x like me
18:00 <slinky_J> hahahaha
18:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah the smashing me in the head with a 2x4 while pregnant never helped 
18:00 <Attila> respecting that. 
18:00 <Maurice> My sons only see their dad 1 week out of 4
18:00 <Maurice> 5*
18:00 <slinky_J> LMAO
18:00 <Bastardly_One> very true that 
19:00 <slinky_J> i said earlier how mine was an iron legged chair
19:00 <slinky_J> she was preg
19:00 <slinky_J> hahahaha
19:00 <slinky_J> crazy cunt
19:00 <Bastardly_One> I was talking to him yesterday
20:00 <Bastardly_One> My friend and I accidenty ran into him in Sorrento
20:00 <Bastardly_One> down Mornington
20:00 <Attila> Just saying, you brought him into this world, guide him through it. 
20:00 <Bastardly_One> "that ya new g/f?"
20:00 <Maurice> You brought him into this world, you can take him out
20:00 <Jewel> you sound responsible Attila
20:00 <Maurice> Thats what my mum says to me :/
20:00 <Bastardly_One> stop asking rude questions
20:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
20:00 <Jewel> haha Maurice
20:00 <Bastardly_One> I wanted to take him out yesterday
20:00 <Jewel> thaths meanlol
20:00 <Bastardly_One> he's asking my friend all sorts of rude questions
20:00 <Bastardly_One> he thinks he's my wingman
21:00 <Maurice> I don't mind, coz I know I'm her fave out of 3 kids
21:00 <Maurice> Wtf do they put food commercials on when I'm starving
21:00 <Bastardly_One> apparently he just moved to Sorrento 3 weeks ago
21:00 <Maurice> Or the $1 cheeseburger between 12pm and 1pm at 11pm at night
21:00 <Maurice> THATS NOT HELPFUL
21:00 <Bastardly_One> I know hey?
21:00 <Bastardly_One> ya know why they do that?
21:00 <Bastardly_One> so the stoners can get their alarms
22:00 <Bastardly_One> otherwise they're not up by lunch
22:00 <Bastardly_One> set it for 10am ... have 20 billies
22:00 <Bastardly_One> leave for Maccas at 11
22:00 <Bastardly_One> take an hour to get there even if its 10 mins away
22:00 <slinky_J>  <@Maurice> You brought him into this world, you can take him out
22:00 <slinky_J> rofl
22:00 <Bastardly_One> and 20 $1 cheeseburgers
22:00 <slinky_J> ahahahaha
22:00 <Bastardly_One> it's all about planning
23:00 <Jewel> well thats some comfort
23:00 <Bastardly_One> have you had dinner yet Maurice?
23:00 <slinky_J> how old is your son b1?
23:00 <Maurice> I have a busy driving day tomorrow, so maybe I'll get hjs
23:00 <Bastardly_One> still a bit early I suppose
23:00 <Maurice> Nope, I haven't
23:00 <Bastardly_One> My son is 20 in Dec
23:00 <Maurice> I had a packet of salt and vinegar chips about 2
23:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I need to think about it too
23:00 <Bastardly_One> dinner that is 
24:00 <Bastardly_One> might have some hash browns
24:00 <Bastardly_One> dunno
24:00 <Maurice> Yum
24:00 <Maurice> Home made ones ftw
24:00 <Bastardly_One> hell yeah 
24:00 <Bastardly_One> these aren't
24:00 <Maurice> All I've had today is the chips, so it boggles my mind how my kids eat non stop even when they complain they're full
24:00 <Attila> Actually, yeah yeah, cancel all that, he's your child, B1. You fucking raise him. :)
25:00 <Bastardly_One> some 10 pack brand from Woolies. Not bad actually
25:00 <Attila> like you know how. :)
25:00 <Bastardly_One> and supposedly microwaveable
25:00 <Maurice> Dont do that
25:00 <Bastardly_One> not that I am ever finding out 
25:00 <Maurice> Don't microwave them
25:00 <Bastardly_One> hell no
25:00 <Bastardly_One> yuck
25:00 <Bastardly_One> they're not too bad though ... have had them before 
25:00 <Attila> chippies. 
25:00 <slinky_J> 20!!!!!!!
26:00 <Bastardly_One> some brand that has like a cardboard tray and covered in cling wrap
26:00 <slinky_J> mine's 10 in nov
26:00 <Bastardly_One> 23-12-94
26:00 <slinky_J> choice
26:00 <Bastardly_One> and a really gay name
26:00 <Jewel> go pies
26:00 <Bastardly_One> Teague 
26:00 <slinky_J> 4th 11th 2004 lol
27:00 <Maurice> I feel like crunchy nut cornflakes
27:00 <slinky_J> 6 pound 12 ounces
27:00 <slinky_J> purple monkey
27:00 <Maurice> Mines 11 turning 47
27:00 <Maurice> He's such an old man
27:00 <slinky_J> Teague
27:00 <slinky_J> does that have a meaning?
27:00 <Bastardly_One> I wouldn't mind some normal cornflakes with lots of sugr
27:00 <milk> all kids worry about the future
27:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah it means son of poet 
27:00 <slinky_J> pour them on my head
27:00 <slinky_J> its the cool thing
27:00 <slinky_J> cool
27:00 <Bastardly_One> teeg you'd say it 
27:00 <Maurice> Crunchy nut is even good without milk
27:00 <slinky_J> ah yeah
28:00 <Bastardly_One> I am like that with coco pops
28:00 <slinky_J> just one name
28:00 <slinky_J> or 2 or 3?
28:00 <Maurice> Don't like those
28:00 <Bastardly_One> in fact I prefer coco pops without milk
28:00 <slinky_J> its tradition for us to have 3
28:00 <Bastardly_One> Teague Jasper James
28:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm Jamie William
28:00 <Attila> I annoint you, Josh, as a voice of this generation. 
28:00 <Maurice> I wont even get into my kids middle names, theyre all gay
28:00 <milk> I'm Bruce Willis
29:00 <Bastardly_One> the third one used to be your confirmation name 
29:00 <Bastardly_One> or 3rd and 4th
29:00 <milk> My dad's name is Johnny Walker
29:00 <Bastardly_One> good old catholicism
30:00 <Attila> My WIFE'S name is Johnny Walker. 
30:00 <Maurice> I call my youngest son Bo and thats not even one of his names
30:00 <milk> did you get married in Bali?
30:00 <Maurice> I also call him pain in the arse, same deal
30:00 <Attila> We're inseperable, and have a zen bond. 
30:00 <Bastardly_One> I've been running on empty on 2hrs sleep and should be starving by now
30:00 <Bastardly_One> why am I not hungry?
31:00 <Bastardly_One> *is suspicious*
31:00 <Maurice> Crack probably
31:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm *always* hungry
31:00 <Jewel> youre sleepy Bastardly_One?
31:00 <Bastardly_One> heh ... not today
31:00 <Bastardly_One> not sleepy either 
31:00 <Bastardly_One> just not hyper
31:00 <Student> your stomach has been burnt ;)
31:00 <Bastardly_One> probably Student
31:00 <Bastardly_One> it's probably had enough of the crap it gets
31:00 <Bastardly_One> and just given up
32:00 <slinky_J> Jasper James
32:00 <milk> sometimes you get sick of Indian women think they invented smashing you in the face with a Hummbugger!
32:00 <slinky_J> that's dope
32:00 <slinky_J> mine's Ashton Toby Alan
32:00 <Attila> Emma Stone smells like cat's piss. 
33:00 <Attila> And has bug eyes. 
33:00 <Attila> but I love her anyway. 
33:00 <slinky_J> oh man i love her
33:00 <slinky_J> MINE!
33:00 <slinky_J> U BACK OFF NOW
33:00 <slinky_J> hahahahaha
33:00 <Maurice> How do you know what she smells like
33:00 <Attila> ;)
33:00 <slinky_J> we fucking stalk her
33:00 <Attila> Don't ask. 
33:00 <slinky_J> I was going to ask her out but I was elbow deep in her toilet.
33:00 <Bastardly_One> same way I know your farts smell like roses
34:00 <Bastardly_One> some people call it stalking
34:00 <Maurice> I don't fart
34:00 <Bastardly_One> I call it taking a keen interest in you
34:00 <Attila> No, I saw it on the late show. 
35:00 <Attila> kind of sucks though, how the amazing spiderman 2 has bullet time. 
35:00 <Attila> They need to speed that shit up. 
35:00 <slinky_J> yer loike the first one
35:00 <slinky_J> i love that movie tho
35:00 <Maurice> I have the first amazing spiderman, we watched half of it and turned it off
35:00 <slinky_J> dunno why they cut out hob goblin laughing at gwen stacys death
36:00 <slinky_J> and the sinister six shit
36:00 <slinky_J> with thingo osbornes decapitated head
36:00 <Attila> I have the trilogy of Sam Raimi's, but I turned off the sequels. 
37:00 <Attila> Because yeah, MOVIE... OVER. 
37:00 <slinky_J> O_o
37:00 <slinky_J> the second is the best
38:00 <Maurice> I still need to watch Thor 2
38:00 <slinky_J> 1am wtf
39:00 <slinky_J> thor 2 pwns
39:00 <slinky_J> over the first
39:00 <Maurice> I've had it sitting here since it came out on dvd, it's still in its plastic
39:00 <Maurice> One day
39:00 <slinky_J> lol
39:00 <slinky_J> you and your plastic!
40:00 <Attila> HERCULES!
40:00 <slinky_J> aaaaahahaha American Dad
40:00 <slinky_J> HERCULEEEEEE
40:00 <slinky_J> ive seen every superhero film now
41:00 <slinky_J> captain america 2 was the best
43:00 <Maurice> http://imgur.com/61sutFK
43:00 <Maurice> Top shelf is all blurays and 3ds
43:00 <Maurice> And ipods and cigarettes..
45:00 <Bastardly_One> release me! I AM THE NIGHT! http://i.imgur.com/Wv7JvDS.gif
46:00 <Bastardly_One> how pissed does he look?
46:00 <Bastardly_One> amuses the life out of me 
47:00 <Maurice> Thats what Es is like right now, totally feral
47:00 <doctor> i'd be pissed too
47:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... poor Maurice
48:00 <Maurice> She'll thank me one day when she's not a teen mum
48:00 <Bastardly_One> doctor, I'm sure he was caught for some legit reason but boy is he pissed!
49:00 <Bastardly_One> I saw my surrogate child today 
49:00 <Bastardly_One> fucking rhodesian ridge back
49:00 <Bastardly_One> Oh my glob! IT'S HIM!
49:00 <Bastardly_One> insert running lunk head at my balls
50:00 <Bastardly_One> she's one of my dealer's dogs but hasn't seen me forever
50:00 <Maurice> Wait
50:00 <Maurice> You fathered a dog?
51:00 <fawks> great http://www.news.com.au/national/breaking-news/man-shot-in-sydneys-inner-west/story-e6frfku9-1227020905469
51:00 <Maurice> Thats taking puppy play to a new level
51:00 <Bastardly_One> Oh wait
51:00 <Bastardly_One> adopted
51:00 <Bastardly_One> not what I said 
51:00 <Bastardly_One> indeed it is
51:00 <Bastardly_One> ewww
51:00 <Bastardly_One> I saw that on the abc news site before fawks
52:00 <slinky_J> Chaos is order yet undecyphered.
52:00 <Bastardly_One> 2 ridgebacks and 11 chihuhaus
53:00 <slinky_J> all ridgebacks should be put down
53:00 <slinky_J> fuck i hate Krufts
53:00 <Bastardly_One> no way
53:00 <slinky_J> yes way
53:00 <slinky_J> they kill the normal puppies
53:00 <Bastardly_One> and these two are adorable
53:00 <slinky_J> and keep the deformed ridgebacks
53:00 <slinky_J> :/
54:00 <slinky_J> kk not killed, but the practice needs to stop
54:00 <slinky_J> the worst case is the british bulldog
54:00 <Bastardly_One> only thing she would do would kill me trying to keep me giving her attention
54:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
54:00 <slinky_J> then pugs
54:00 <Jewel> you should be put down
54:00 <slinky_J> lol b1
54:00 <Jewel> you mutt
54:00 <Bastardly_One> her son isn't too sure of me yet 
55:00 <Bastardly_One> he's just not used to seeing his mother try to sit on someone's lap is all 
55:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
55:00 <Bastardly_One> fucking monster
56:00 <slinky_J> dogs aint people yo
56:00 <slinky_J> they servants
56:00 <Bastardly_One> I put saddle on her and use her as a pony
56:00 <Bastardly_One> all dogs want your lap if they like you
56:00 <Bastardly_One> big or small 
56:00 <Bastardly_One> they dont give a shit if you let them
57:00 <Bastardly_One> it's much more comfortable lounging on your favourite human than the floor
57:00 <Bastardly_One> duh
58:00 <Bastardly_One> ey Pete
58:00 <Bastardly_One> I saw you "talking" before 
58:00 <Bastardly_One> to eddie
58:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
58:00 <ygioih> sup
58:00 <ygioih> lol
58:00 <ygioih> edwin
58:00 <Bastardly_One> not much 
58:00 <ygioih> same ere 
59:00 <Bastardly_One> I was just talking about dogs for no reason
59:00 <ygioih> just eatin pizza
59:00 <fawks> lmao https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cIwTYL1fwJk
59:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: scarlet takes a tumble (best version) (Oct 17, 2008) 1:31 - Category: Comedy - 28,587,251 - 60,736 likes (96.3%), 2,331 dislikes (3.7%)
59:00 <ygioih> lol
59:00 <ygioih> what kinda dogs 
59:00 <Bastardly_One> ridgebacks
59:00 <Bastardly_One> I got hurtie headbutt by one excited to see me today
59:00 <Bastardly_One> to the balls
59:00 <ygioih> ouch
59:00 <Bastardly_One> running ridgeback full pelt
00:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
00:00 <ygioih> lol
00:00 <Bastardly_One> silly bitch
00:00 <ygioih> kick her up the coight 
00:00 <Bastardly_One> Oh my glob it's HIM!
00:00 <fawks> is that the closest bitch to come near your dick in 10 years
00:00 <Bastardly_One> she was as apologetic as a dog can be afterwards
00:00 <Bastardly_One> I reckon it was fawks
00:00 <ygioih> dogs r cool
02:00 <Bastardly_One> lol @ how she gets stuck on the floor
02:00 <fawks> Maurice
02:00 <Maurice> Yessm
02:00 <fawks> http://www.novafm.com.au/station/national/entertainment/video/fifty-shades-meets-frozen
03:00 <Bastardly_One> wow
03:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RSS1zh45Fts
03:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: 600lbs Sumo Vs 169lbs MMA Fighter (Sep 25, 2011) 5:49 - Category: Entertainment - 40,852,891 - 52,850 likes (87%), 7,895 dislikes (13%)
03:00 <ygioih> haha seen that b1
04:00 <ygioih> that bog fat cunt had bout 4 fights never won one
05:00 <slinky_J> aif fucking 130
05:00 <slinky_J> this is bs
05:00 <Maurice> HAHA fawks
05:00 <fawks> lolol
05:00 <Maurice> I'd so watch it
05:00 <fawks> me 2
05:00 <Maurice> That dude is such a jerk
06:00 <fawks> also
06:00 <fawks> http://www.tickld.com/x/if-50-shades-of-grey-was-written-by-a-man
06:00 <Maurice> We'd finish each others... sandwiches.. THATS WHAT I WAS GONNA SAY
06:00 <Maurice> Bollocks you were m8
07:00 <Maurice> LOL scalextric
08:00 <slinky_J> fuck man
08:00 <slinky_J> i gotta put money on sunset overdrive
08:00 <fawks> lmao
09:00 <slinky_J> y did i say that i was gonna say im watching a cool psychological thriller
09:00 <slinky_J> lols
09:00 <slinky_J> TOO MUCH SUGAR IN MY TEA
09:00 <slinky_J> woooo jennilo is gone finally
10:00 <fawks> lmao Maurice https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=655006927912208
21:00 <slinky_J> jake gylllnnnhall trippin bro trippppin
21:00 <slinky_J> what u up for fox?
21:00 <fawks> i slept from about 10-1:30
21:00 <fawks> now i cant sleep
22:00 <Maurice> LOL fawks
22:00 <Maurice> That'd be me
22:00 <Maurice> Both my prof and cover pic are cats
22:00 <fawks> lol
23:00 <Maurice> I was just thinking, Cam and I stayed at the casino when he was home, we drank the same amount of drinks yet he can't remember anything, I wonder if someone with an old man fetish roofied his drink when I was at the bar
24:00 <Maurice> I'm also spewing I didn't get a chance to film it if that happened
28:00 <slinky_J> u can too sleep
28:00 <Attila`Wow> You gay, or a female?
28:00 <slinky_J> i got the best sleeping pill
28:00 <slinky_J> called a hammer
30:00 <Maurice> Me? Gay
30:00 <Bastardly_One> who? Maurice?
30:00 <Attila`Wow> fuckarse. =/ 
30:00 <Maurice> Thats my fave thing to do
31:00 <slinky_J> i wont sleep till like 6 7 8 am
31:00 <slinky_J> insomnia stainin my fucken eyes like soot
32:00 <Maurice> I'll be up at 7am
32:00 <Maurice> I have to take my cat to the vet, 2 of my kids to school and my other kid to PEAC
32:00 <Attila`Wow> I wouldn't admit to being female either. 
33:00 <Maurice> Tomorrow is driving around day, despite the new car, do not likr
33:00 <Maurice> Like*
35:00 <slinky_J> damio
35:00 <slinky_J> damioooooo <3 <3 <3
35:00 <slinky_J> cutie pie
35:00 <slinky_J> ahahehahehehe
35:00 <Maurice> Did he type?
35:00 <Bastardly_One> nope
36:00 <Maurice> Then what the hell
37:00 <slinky_J> shup
37:00 <slinky_J> he typed at 1 48
39:00 <slinky_J> this is b1 https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/t1.0-9/10404335_10152521936044471_3347782585526357159_n.jpg
39:00 <slinky_J> ahah
39:00 <Bastardly_One> no he didn't
39:00 <Bastardly_One> I went to scroll to 1:18
39:00 <slinky_J> i didnt say in this channel!
39:00 <slinky_J> waaahahahahaha
40:00 <Maurice> He wishes he had tattoos
40:00 <Bastardly_One> I have one 
40:00 <Bastardly_One> but average IMO
41:00 <slinky_J> have i seen it
42:00 <Bastardly_One> doubt it
42:00 <Bastardly_One> haven't taken a pic of it 
42:00 <slinky_J> can i caress it
42:00 <slinky_J> after making love
44:00 <Maurice> Wait, what
44:00 <Maurice> Who makes love
44:00 <milk> skrag tag
45:00 <milk> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-xswOoUKcg8
45:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Joker Harley Quinn Moments ( Jul 31, 2012) 7:50 - Category: People & Blogs - 447,804 - 2,165 likes (96.2%), 86 dislikes (3.8%)
47:00 <slinky_J> which game
48:00 <slinky_J> oh cartoonz
51:00 <slinky_J> bla bla bla
51:00 <slinky_J> almost n hour n im 32
51:00 <slinky_J> taking too long
51:00 <slinky_J> i wana be old already
51:00 <slinky_J> saggy nuts
51:00 <slinky_J> boobs
51:00 <slinky_J> flabby butt
52:00 <Maurice> Preach it to the young, It just occurred to me i'm 33 :/
52:00 <slinky_J> hot
53:00 <slinky_J> im 32 at 3:33am
53:00 <slinky_J> and ima drink my fav beer tonight
53:00 <slinky_J> 333 beer
53:00 <slinky_J> lol!
54:00 <slinky_J> im tryina out this chick on fb that shes really a guy but im thinkin maybe she isnt
54:00 <slinky_J> tho if she were like a tranny id so hit that
58:00 <slinky_J> fk u trent
59:00 <slinky_J> well, now ive had 25 valium in lik 5 hrs
59:00 <slinky_J> done fkn nothin
59:00 <slinky_J> not tired
01:00 <damio> haha 25 vals?
02:00 <damio> not blackout territory for you?
02:00 <slinky_J> nope
03:00 <Bastardly_One> what?
03:00 <slinky_J> my legs still jumpin
03:00 <Bastardly_One> 25 valiums
03:00 <Bastardly_One> righty o 
03:00 <slinky_J> ye just had the last 2 lol
03:00 <Bastardly_One> bullshit
03:00 <Bastardly_One> you'd be overdosed
03:00 <slinky_J> fifty in a box
03:00 <slinky_J> 25 on a sheet
03:00 <slinky_J> five mg a pill
03:00 <slinky_J> well it is an overdose technically isnt it
03:00 <damio> I'd love me som vals
03:00 <slinky_J> O_O lol
04:00 <damio> I'm entering day 3
04:00 <slinky_J> yeah
04:00 <damio> or no sleep
04:00 <slinky_J> i been drinkin heaps of tea
04:00 <damio> myy heead :(
04:00 <damio> same
04:00 <slinky_J> so val not workin
04:00 <damio> big mistake
04:00 <damio> lol
04:00 <slinky_J> lmaos
04:00 <damio> oolong tea!
04:00 <slinky_J> ill have like 3-5 hours sleep
04:00 <slinky_J> b good for another day
04:00 <damio> :)
04:00 <slinky_J> oh
04:00 <slinky_J> ill sleep tonight 4 sure
05:00 <slinky_J> after beers and rum
05:00 <damio> yeah
05:00 <damio> i forced myself to stay awake all day tofay
05:00 <damio> fixing my sleeping pattern
05:00 <slinky_J> sammmmmmez
05:00 <slinky_J> yeah
05:00 <damio> now I can't sleep now
05:00 <slinky_J> and it didnt work
05:00 <damio> lol
05:00 <damio> ffs
05:00 <slinky_J> no shit
05:00 <slinky_J> LMAO
05:00 <slinky_J> i was thinkin the same shit
05:00 <slinky_J> somebody just fuck my ass to sleep
06:00 <damio> :)
06:00 <damio> can be arranged
06:00 <slinky_J> ahaha
06:00 <slinky_J> i like what tom hardy said
06:00 <damio> what was that?
06:00 <slinky_J> I'm not gay but I've experimented and im not ashamed of it
06:00 <slinky_J> cept he said something way longer
06:00 <damio> hehe
07:00 <slinky_J> but he said he hasnt takin it up the bum
07:00 <slinky_J> lols
15:00 <damio> scatterbrainz
16:00 <Bastardly_One> bl-laaaaaaah
24:00 <Bastardly_One> I know I am dead tired
24:00 <Bastardly_One> but somehow not sleepy
25:00 <Ana_Ng> you are always up at this hour
27:00 <Bastardly_One> got about 2 hrs sleep today though
28:00 <Ana_Ng> oh, so normally you are up early?
28:00 <Ana_Ng> i just assumed you stayed up late
28:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh, I do stay up late
28:00 <Ana_Ng> k
29:00 <Bastardly_One> I just got 2hrs sometime this morning
29:00 <Bastardly_One> well, yesterday now
29:00 <Ana_Ng> i woke up early so watched a bit of a movie
30:00 <Ana_Ng> just before i left for work, there was a semi-rapey sex scene
30:00 <Bastardly_One> ah ok ... what movie?
31:00 <slinky_J> i wotchen zero dark thirty
34:00 <Bastardly_One> I guess romance couldn't sleep
34:00 <Bastardly_One> oops
35:00 <Bastardly_One> not who I thought it was 
35:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
36:00 <Ana_Ng> it's a sequel to the movie Fall
36:00 <Ana_Ng> called After Fall, Winter
37:00 <Ana_Ng> small movies
37:00 <Bastardly_One> ah ok ... not seen either of them
37:00 <Ana_Ng> it was Eric Schaeffer Weekend
38:00 <Ana_Ng> he's this goofy guy who does movies, tv shows that are about him
38:00 <Bastardly_One> fair enough 
38:00 <Bastardly_One> the name sounds familiar but not sure why
39:00 <Ana_Ng> the scary thing is - he looks like and has the same sense of humor as my friend
40:00 <Bastardly_One> Oh, that'd be freaky
41:00 <Ana_Ng> i'm not sure if i should show my friend his movies
42:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
42:00 <Bastardly_One> do it and see if he notices
42:00 <Ana_Ng> yeah i won't say anything
42:00 <Ana_Ng> he is already self-conscious
45:00 <Bastardly_One> would be interesting to see if he notices when you think about it 
46:00 <Ana_Ng> he would probably be too self-absorbed to notice :)
47:00 <Ana_Ng> did you ever see Nine?
48:00 <Bastardly_One> the tim burton short?
49:00 <Ana_Ng> oh no, a remake of 8 1/2
49:00 <Bastardly_One> oh ... nope
50:00 <Ana_Ng> k, 8 1/2 is super weird and cool
50:00 <Ana_Ng> i heard the remake sucked but curious anyway
50:00 <Bastardly_One> well, I'm clearly no good :P
54:00 <Ana_Ng> heh
55:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0875034/
55:00 <BlackDevil> IMDB: Nine (2009) - 5.9/10 of votes - Stars: , , - Rated: Rated PG-13 for sexual content and smoking - Runtime: 1hr 58mins - Genre: , , - Release Date: 25 December 2009 (USA)
55:00 <Bastardly_One> gets just under 6 out of 10
57:00 <Ana_Ng> that's not too bad
00:00 <Bastardly_One> could be a worse rating ... true
09:00 <Ana_Ng> this eric schaeffer guy - he had a longtime girlfriend, finally proposed to her
09:00 <Ana_Ng> she said now and ended up marrying conan o'brien
09:00 <Ana_Ng> now = no
09:00 <Student> :)
15:00 <Bastardly_One> harsh
16:00 <Ana_Ng> so now his deal is that he's trying to find a wife
16:00 <Ana_Ng> i think he's 50 now
17:00 <Ana_Ng> when he was 45 he was looking for a wife to make kids with
19:00 <Ana_Ng> wrote a book, did a tv show where he tries to find a wife on his book tour
19:00 <Bastardly_One> ah ok 
20:00 <Ana_Ng> 2 seasons, about 20 women
20:00 <Ana_Ng> no luck
21:00 <Bastardly_One> I was about to ask how he went 
21:00 <Bastardly_One> that answers that 
21:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
27:00 <Ana_Ng> obv he hasn't met me yet
58:00 <Bastardly_One> heh
37:00 <Q{> http://giant.gfycat.com/DeepScholarlyChital.gif
42:00 <Ana_Ng> q
42:00 <Q{> hai Ana_Ng 
43:00 <Ana_Ng> place these in order of importance to you
43:00 <Ana_Ng> sex, god, money, love
44:00 <Q{> all important, except god
44:00 <Q{> money is most important
45:00 <Q{> love without money wont last long
45:00 <Q{> ditto with sex
45:00 <Q{> money provide freedom and security
45:00 <Q{> so it is most important
46:00 <Q{> love can be most important in some circumstance
46:00 <Q{> if person love u enuf to stick with u thru thick and thin
46:00 <Ana_Ng> can you just answer the question
46:00 <Q{> till u get find ur way out
46:00 <Q{> but that is improbable
46:00 <Q{> money love sex
47:00 <Ana_Ng> cool
47:00 <Ana_Ng> i am the same
47:00 <Ana_Ng> this guy in this tv show, looking for a wife, asks them
47:00 <Ana_Ng> almost all of them say god first
47:00 <Q{> theyre fked up
48:00 <Ana_Ng> ya
49:00 <Ana_Ng> i could flip-flop love and sex
50:00 <Ana_Ng> not really sure if love is even a thing
51:00 <Q{> yeh love is a thing
51:00 <Q{> love provide warmth and support
51:00 <Q{> its even more important than sex
53:00 <Q{> just sex is useless
53:00 <Q{> it doesnt give the drive to help u thru
55:00 <Ana_Ng> oh i strongly disagree
55:00 <Ana_Ng> you've just invalidated a lot of sex
55:00 <Ana_Ng> i am shocked
56:00 <Ana_Ng> tying love to sex is rather parochial
57:00 <Q{> if love, u get sex anyway
58:00 <Ana_Ng> uh
58:00 <Ana_Ng> i love my mom
58:00 <Ana_Ng> how does that get me sex
59:00 <Ana_Ng> furthermore
59:00 <Ana_Ng> i've gotten far more sex without love than with
02:00 <Q{> motherly love helps u out more than sex without love
03:00 <Ana_Ng> how so
03:00 <Ana_Ng> first off
04:00 <Ana_Ng> you presume that sex with love is a possibility
07:00 <Ana_Ng> but tell me how love from mom gets me sex
10:00 <Q{> there are things more important sex
10:00 <Q{> might need to go without sex
11:00 <Ana_Ng> sure, but why is love more important
14:00 <Q{> for very difficult times
14:00 <Q{> u need bond of love to help u thru
14:00 <Q{> while other person can get sex elsewhere
15:00 <Ana_Ng> i think that's what money is for
15:00 <Ana_Ng> it can buy you food, which makes you forget about the difficult times
16:00 <Q{> anyhow i dwell on this too much
16:00 <Q{> lol
16:00 <Ana_Ng> or is this love of food
16:00 <Ana_Ng> that counts as love, right?
16:00 <Q{> no, different context
17:00 <Ana_Ng> oh ok
28:00 <Q{> http://www.bbc.com/capital/story/20140808-not-marrying-just-moving-in
29:00 <Ana_Ng> pretty sure that i can't live with anyone
30:00 <Q{> why not
30:00 <Q{> yeh ur so used to living alone
30:00 <Q{> it will be hard
33:00 <Ana_Ng> no, i had roommates most of my life
33:00 <Ana_Ng> i cannot be myself when i live with other people
34:00 <Q{> thats coz other person too dominant
34:00 <Q{> and cant deal with anything less
34:00 <Q{> there are ppl that are not like that
35:00 <Q{> they accept u
35:00 <Q{> and dont care too much
35:00 <Ana_Ng> no, it means i accommodate the other person
35:00 <Q{> u be free to be urself
35:00 <Ana_Ng> curb my behavior to please them
35:00 <Q{> well thats part of give and take
36:00 <Q{> hopefully u live with ppl that u dont have to accomdate too much
36:00 <Ana_Ng> yeah, who knows
36:00 <Ana_Ng> i don't want to share a shower with a man
36:00 <Q{> e.g. cleanliness and tidiness
36:00 <Ana_Ng> a shower/bath is a place of escape
36:00 <Ana_Ng> not a car wash
36:00 <Q{> why coz theyre dirty
36:00 <Ana_Ng> have you seen people's showers?
36:00 <Q{> yeh
36:00 <Ana_Ng> nasty, dirty, lots of bottles with dust on them
36:00 <Q{> but what u mean
36:00 <Q{> are they gross?
37:00 <Ana_Ng> yes - hair in the drain
37:00 <Q{> yeh i hate that too
37:00 <Q{> they dont care
37:00 <Ana_Ng> i don't want to stare at plastic products when i am in the tub
37:00 <Ana_Ng> of course they dont
37:00 <Q{> and also they have habits of making lots of unessary mess
37:00 <Ana_Ng> people are dirty and nasty
37:00 <Q{> leaving u to clean it up
37:00 <Q{> coz theyre too good to be clean
38:00 <Ana_Ng> i will not clean your mess, do your dishes or your laundry
38:00 <Q{> and also theyre too good to minimize mess
38:00 <Ana_Ng> if you make me dinner, though, i will do the dishes
38:00 <Q{> one time i lived with a guy for a short time
38:00 <Q{> he thinks is he is top notch cooker
39:00 <Q{> when he cooks he makes lots of mess
39:00 <Ana_Ng> yeah i am like that
39:00 <Ana_Ng> it's a creative endeavor
39:00 <Q{> unecessorily use lots of dish
39:00 <Q{> and coz he cooks
39:00 <Q{> he wants me to wash
39:00 <Ana_Ng> would you rather not eat the food
39:00 <Q{> screw that
39:00 <Q{> u can take ur creative shit and live elswhere
40:00 <Ana_Ng> my boyf used to complain about that, but he never cooked anything interesting
40:00 <Q{> its just excessive
40:00 <Q{> beyond reason
40:00 <Ana_Ng> that is not for you to say
40:00 <Q{> i kicked him out
40:00 <Ana_Ng> if you did not eat it
40:00 <Q{> cant stand it
40:00 <Ana_Ng> he would clean it himself
41:00 <Ana_Ng> just because what you cook is boring
41:00 <Ana_Ng> doesn't mean they are doing it wrong
41:00 <Q{> i rather cook and wash myself
41:00 <Q{> when u do both u know to keep tidy
41:00 <Q{> and not be excessive
41:00 <Ana_Ng> i disagree
42:00 <Ana_Ng> i do both
42:00 <Q{> leaving someone to do the work
42:00 <Ana_Ng> and i know how to do it to make minimal clean up
42:00 <Q{> i dont care for ur create super artistic and good meal
42:00 <Q{> creative *
42:00 <Q{> when i have to do the cleaning work after
42:00 <Q{> if u want that
43:00 <Q{> ur too rich for me
43:00 <Q{> i cant afford to have u around 
43:00 <Q{> sorry
43:00 <Q{> go get urself a maid
44:00 <Ana_Ng> what's the point of cleaning a bowl 5 times while cooking
44:00 <Ana_Ng> when you have 5 bowls
44:00 <Q{> otherwise i do what u do
44:00 <Ana_Ng> i think you are lazy
44:00 <Q{> spend all my time cooking
44:00 <Q{> and make the best
44:00 <Ana_Ng> i will cook for an hours
44:00 <Ana_Ng> i will cook for an hour
44:00 <Q{> at ur expense
44:00 <Ana_Ng> you will clean for 15
44:00 <Ana_Ng> seems like a great deal for you
45:00 <Ana_Ng> you've never cleaned dishes longer than someone has cooked
45:00 <Q{> just be reasonable
45:00 <Ana_Ng> don't tell me how to live
46:00 <Q{> yes i will
46:00 <Q{> ur mine Ana_Ng 
46:00 <Q{> lol
46:00 <Ana_Ng> i will make poison meat loaf
46:00 <Ana_Ng> and you will eat it
49:00 <Ana_Ng> i would rather do the dishes myself than listen to you whine about how your meal was created
49:00 <Ana_Ng> you would probably complain to van gogh about his messy studio
49:00 <Ana_Ng> or ansel adams for the way he organized his prints
49:00 <Ana_Ng> killer of dreams, ruiner of imagination
51:00 <Q{> yeh
51:00 <Q{> i find it unacceptable
51:00 <Q{> and most ppl would too
51:00 <Q{> intolerable
51:00 <Q{> he can do all that himself
51:00 <Q{> i dont care
52:00 <Q{> i not going to slave for his art
52:00 <Q{> u can if u want
52:00 <Q{> i not going to work to the bones
52:00 <Q{> to keep him happy
52:00 <Ana_Ng> work to the bone?
52:00 <Ana_Ng> again
52:00 <Ana_Ng> you've never cleaned dishes longer than someone has cooked
53:00 <Q{> yeh coz he wouldnt give a shit about anything else
53:00 <Q{> if u cook, u make a mess, clean after urself
53:00 <Q{> i do the same
54:00 <Q{> that would avoid ppl exploiting each other
54:00 <Ana_Ng> and eat it all myself
54:00 <Q{> fine eat urself then
54:00 <Q{> i cook myself
54:00 <Ana_Ng> alone in my room
54:00 <Q{> i eat myself too
55:00 <Q{> u save ur cooking for urself
55:00 <Q{> i dont care
55:00 <Q{> if ur a pig about it
55:00 <Ana_Ng> enjoy your hot pockets
55:00 <Ana_Ng> i don't know if you have hot pockets there
55:00 <Q{> yeh they do
56:00 <Ana_Ng> hot pockets and tears
56:00 <Ana_Ng> that's what you're having for dinner
58:00 <Ana_Ng> hi pilot
07:00 <Bastardly_One> Q is American like you
09:00 <Ana_Ng> oh right
09:00 <Bastardly_One> Cali I think 
09:00 <Ana_Ng> i keep thinking none of you can drive to my house
10:00 <Bastardly_One> BlackDevil and Q could
10:00 <Ana_Ng> duly noted
10:00 <Q{> im from cali
10:00 <Q{> i fly
11:00 <Q{> im 5mins from airport
11:00 <Ana_Ng> jet blue
11:00 <Q{> yeh
11:00 <Ana_Ng> nonstop
11:00 <Q{> i flew to sacremento
11:00 <Q{> sacramento 1hr away
11:00 <Q{> ur from canada
11:00 <Ana_Ng> no
12:00 <Q{> where
12:00 <Ana_Ng> alaska
12:00 <Q{> worse
12:00 <Ana_Ng> heh
12:00 <Ana_Ng> that's why i said nonstop
12:00 <Ana_Ng> lgb->anc
12:00 <Q{> how long?
12:00 <Ana_Ng> 4.5 hours
13:00 <Q{> not bad
13:00 <Q{> doable
13:00 <Ana_Ng> depending on tailwinds
13:00 <Ana_Ng> oh yeah, it's quite nice
13:00 <Q{> we'll see in 2 months
13:00 <Ana_Ng> oh yeah about taht
13:00 <Ana_Ng> that
13:00 <Q{> i dont like the cold
13:00 <Ana_Ng> whatever
14:00 <Ana_Ng> i grew up in san jose and adjusted fine
14:00 <Ana_Ng> but in two months it will be winter
14:00 <Q{> not good then
14:00 <Ana_Ng> and at some point jet blue stops flying
14:00 <Q{> lol
15:00 <Q{> san jose is about 2hrs drive from here
15:00 <Ana_Ng> oh it's longer than that
15:00 <Q{> i drove to las vegas before
15:00 <Q{> about 4hrs
16:00 <Ana_Ng> i drove up highway 1 
16:00 <Ana_Ng> 2 years ago
16:00 <Ana_Ng> nice to know that i can turn on my california driving mode
16:00 <Ana_Ng> when needed
16:00 <Ana_Ng> tailgating, yelling, etc
17:00 <Q{> usa roads are shit
17:00 <Q{> they dont even put enuf money to maintain it
17:00 <Q{> let alone cater for future generations
18:00 <Ana_Ng> nope, although i just drove a bunch in colorado
18:00 <Ana_Ng> the roads were very nice
18:00 <Q{> sydney to melb road were pretty bad too
18:00 <Q{> australia got pretty good roads
18:00 <Q{> sydney to melb was run down a bit
19:00 <Ana_Ng> that road sees a lot of actoin
19:00 <Ana_Ng> action
19:00 <Q{> but thats nothing compared to american roads
19:00 <Q{> its just terrible all over
19:00 <Q{> i like australian roads
20:00 <Q{> real good to me
20:00 <Q{> i driven from north queensland to adelaide
20:00 <Q{> took me 4 days
20:00 <Q{> go thru sydney
20:00 <Q{> and melbourne
21:00 <Q{> lots of ppl fly into vegas
21:00 <Q{> i think i do same
21:00 <Q{> next time
21:00 <Ana_Ng> yeah i drove around alaska, so i fly now
21:00 <Q{> coz im so close to airport
21:00 <Ana_Ng> or sometimes there are no roads
22:00 <Q{> i eat at airport restaurant everday
22:00 <Q{> now my fav restaurant closed during day
22:00 <Q{> its only open for events at nights now
22:00 <Q{> it got balcony over looking over runway
23:00 <Q{> i got laid off 2 weeks ago
23:00 <Q{> Ana_Ng, 
24:00 <Q{> want to do my own work now
24:00 <Ana_Ng> aw sorry 
24:00 <Bastardly_One> damn man 
24:00 <Bastardly_One> how you taking that?
24:00 <Q{> why
24:00 <Q{> taking it ok
24:00 <Ana_Ng> do you like hash browns?
24:00 <Bastardly_One> you're older than I am and America is different to hear
24:00 <Bastardly_One> *here
24:00 <Bastardly_One> well, that's ok if you're doing ok
24:00 <Q{> big client declared bankrupt
24:00 <Bastardly_One> if that makes sense
25:00 <Bastardly_One> if you're not hurting
25:00 <Q{> coz they dont want to payout from being sue
25:00 <Bastardly_One> then fine I suppose
25:00 <Q{> also owner were old
25:00 <Q{> so they sold company to someone else
25:00 <Q{> so we lost the client
25:00 <Bastardly_One> it's it hard for middle aged plus people to get work over there?
26:00 <Q{> it depends who u know really
26:00 <Q{> yeh it be hard
26:00 <Bastardly_One> fired after 40 odd here you might as well kiss it goodbye IMO
26:00 <Bastardly_One> 18yr olds are a dime a dozen with probation
26:00 <Ana_Ng> 4 of my neighbors in their 50s got laid off
26:00 <Bastardly_One> oh oops! you didn't meet our standands 
26:00 <Q{> and theyre cheap too
26:00 <Bastardly_One> handy way of cheap employees
26:00 <Bastardly_One> probation in most places is 3 months
26:00 <Q{> screw them really
26:00 <Bastardly_One> wherever I've worked
27:00 <Q{> make ur own work
27:00 <Bastardly_One> and I've been done by probation
27:00 <Bastardly_One> over managers that just haven't liked me
27:00 <Q{> i love hash browns
27:00 <Bastardly_One> who doesn't?
27:00 <Ana_Ng> does this place make good ones?
27:00 <Ana_Ng> not the frozen slimy worm kind
28:00 <Q{> what place
28:00 <Ana_Ng> airport restaurant
28:00 <Q{> there are lots of store emptied in cali
28:00 <Q{> its asian restaurant
28:00 <Q{> they close durng day now
28:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah pay attention to your own convo :P
28:00 <Q{> its a fancy restaurant
29:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah but you said you go eat at the airport instead didnt you?
29:00 <Bastardly_One> or did we read that wrong?
29:00 <Q{> they only closed recently
29:00 <Q{> i used to eat there everyday
29:00 <Q{> for lunch
29:00 <Q{> i drive pass it from office to LA
30:00 <Q{> on 405
30:00 <Q{> i got pic of food i eat
30:00 <Q{> i show u Ana_Ng 
31:00 <Ana_Ng> so excited
31:00 <Q{> http://s1.postimg.org/ib9qw4j5a/20131221_145207.jpg
31:00 <Q{> http://s3.postimg.org/g5v1cgf9e/20131221_144930.jpg
31:00 <Ana_Ng> oh there's an egg
31:00 <Ana_Ng> on top
32:00 <Q{> http://postimg.org/image/bt258nq61/
32:00 <Q{> yeh i order extra egg on top
32:00 <Q{> :D
33:00 <Ana_Ng> is that a skyhawk?
33:00 <Q{> its newer
33:00 <Q{> after skyhawk i think
33:00 <Q{> its called La Lune Palace
34:00 <Ana_Ng> http://www.ijreview.com/2014/07/160051-one-restaurants-study-wait-staffs-service-reveals-unsettling-reality-time/
34:00 <Q{> they do wedding reception during weekends at nights
34:00 <Ana_Ng> 26 out of 45 customers spend an average of 3 minutes taking photos of the food
39:00 <Q{> they do too many reseat
39:00 <Q{> and also wifi
39:00 <Q{> wifi problem
40:00 <Ana_Ng> i don't know why i'd get a smartphone if i spent all my time looking for wifi spots
40:00 <Q{> its too small anyway
40:00 <Q{> i hate using it
41:00 <Q{> i only use it for emergency
41:00 <Q{> for maps
41:00 <Q{> rarely tho
41:00 <Q{> i got 1GB per month
41:00 <Q{> not even enuf
41:00 <Q{> i dont do anything else with it really
41:00 <Q{> i pay $135 per month
41:00 <Q{> coz i got 2 phones
41:00 <Ana_Ng> yikes
42:00 <Q{> one phone is like $100
42:00 <Q{> already
42:00 <Q{> doesnt cost much for extra
42:00 <Ana_Ng> which is why i don't do it
42:00 <Ana_Ng> i pay $25 for a dumb phone with unlimited text
42:00 <Q{> can get another tablet with 1GB data 
42:00 <Q{> for another $10 per month
43:00 <Ana_Ng> yeah i had that for a bit, never used it
43:00 <Q{> its not ergonomical
43:00 <Q{> cant use for long
43:00 <Q{> its more for short presentation
43:00 <Q{> to customer
44:00 <Q{> otherwise use computer
44:00 <Q{> its ergonical
44:00 <Q{> dont need to look down
44:00 <Q{> and dont need to do 1 finger typing
44:00 <Q{> and dont need to hold it like tablet
45:00 <Bastardly_One> get a cat
46:00 <Q{> no way
46:00 <Q{> too many cats
46:00 <Q{> too many dogs
46:00 <Bastardly_One> for free WEP wifi
46:00 <Q{> astaunding number of cats and dogs
46:00 <Bastardly_One> I'll show you the link
46:00 <Ana_Ng> heh bast
46:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.wired.com/2014/08/how-to-use-your-cat-to-hack-your-neighbors-wi-fi/
47:00 <Ana_Ng> i put cat and dog owners up there with smokers
47:00 <Ana_Ng> an unnecessary strain they put on taxpayers
49:00 <Q{> usa got draconia laws about that
49:00 <Q{> if they catch u
49:00 <Q{> u be branded for life
49:00 <Q{> cant get job
49:00 <[DoC]> http://imgur.com/Sx1kmVd
49:00 <Bastardly_One> I have issues
49:00 <Bastardly_One> here is proof
49:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZCvOLTRSasE
49:00 <Q{> more than 1/3 of population got criminal record
49:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Lego Adam and the Ants - Stand and Deliver ( Mar 22, 2012) 3:27 - Category: Film & Animation - 24,371 - 264 likes (98.1%), 5 dislikes (1.9%)
51:00 <Q{> to be honest if i have children 
51:00 <Q{> i wouldnt want them to work for ppl
51:00 <Ana_Ng> they definitely won't be dishwashers
58:00 <Bastardly_One> bah!
58:00 <Bastardly_One> I have to refil a meds script today
58:00 <Bastardly_One> might as well stay awake one more hour 
58:00 <Bastardly_One> in case I sleep too late 
15:00 <Ana_Ng> think i'm off the ambien for the season
16:00 <Ana_Ng> all is well on it but when i get off - weird ass dreams
17:00 <Q{> lol
17:00 <Q{> like what
17:00 <Q{> u cant get device to help u take control in ur dreams Ana_Ng 
17:00 <Q{> its about 300$
18:00 <Q{> for lucid dreams controlling
18:00 <Ana_Ng> apocalypse-eating-dog-casseroles
18:00 <Q{> i get flying dreams all the time
19:00 <Q{> which is not good
19:00 <Q{> coz u wake up disappointed
19:00 <Q{> coz i lose that ability when i wake up
20:00 <Ana_Ng> romantic dreams with super random people
21:00 <Ana_Ng> the best dream ever though
22:00 <Ana_Ng> i was at a house party, hanging upstairs in a bedroom with girlfriends
22:00 <Ana_Ng> when Alec Baldwin came in
22:00 <Ana_Ng> and all he wanted to do was lavish attention on me
22:00 <Ana_Ng> never gave a crap about him before that dream
22:00 <Ana_Ng> now i think he is a dreamboat
22:00 <Q{> alec baldwin in russia
22:00 <Q{> entertaining putin at moment
23:00 <Ana_Ng> what?
23:00 <Q{> yeh
23:00 <Q{> google it 
23:00 <Q{> saw pic of putin with baldwin yesterday
24:00 <Ana_Ng> Alec Baldwin to play Putin in biopic about Russian President’s life
25:00 <Ana_Ng> April 1, 2014
27:00 <Ana_Ng> hilarious
28:00 <Bastardly_One> heh
29:00 <Q{> he is a strong man Ana_Ng 
29:00 <Q{> he can lift u in the air
29:00 <Q{> he can u eat u out from below
30:00 <Q{> while u do the split
30:00 <Q{> in mid air
30:00 <Q{> :)
30:00 <Ana_Ng> he is great, indeed
33:00 <Q{> http://www.bbc.com/news/technology-28739751
40:00 <Ana_Ng> this affects me not
40:00 <Ana_Ng> but you?
52:00 <Q{> yeh my videos are terribly shaky
52:00 <Q{> thats why i dont take videos
52:00 <Q{> so if they can stablise 
53:00 <Q{> i can take better videos
53:00 <Q{> it be more worth while
54:00 <Q{> Ana_Ng,  just had shower 
54:00 <Q{> im naked and perfumed now
56:00 <Ana_Ng> yay
56:00 <Ana_Ng> i don't like making or watching videos
58:00 <Bastardly_One> morning Crip
59:00 <Crip> morning
59:00 <Crip> http://wundergroundmusic.com/crystal-meth-actually-good-for-you-admit-doctors/
59:00 <Crip> great morning in fact, called in sick
59:00 <Crip> well not sick, but sore back
59:00 <Crip> you get the drift
00:00 <Q{> look at this then Ana_Ng 
00:00 <Q{> http://www.economist.com/blogs/graphicdetail/2014/08/daily-chart-5
02:00 <Q{> price of sex going down
02:00 <Q{> due to availability
02:00 <Ana_Ng> Further number-crunching revealed that appearance matters a great deal.
02:00 <Ana_Ng> wow that is really shocking
02:00 <Q{> yeh it matters in all work places
03:00 <Q{> except to lesser extend in science and engineering
03:00 <Q{> beautiful ppl get better jobs
03:00 <Q{> do less work
03:00 <Q{> while getting paid more
04:00 <Ana_Ng> are you trying to make us depressed?
05:00 <Q{> lol
05:00 <Q{> no
05:00 <Q{> its useful facts
07:00 <Q{> http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-28749702
07:00 <Q{> that is not so useful
08:00 <Q{> online slaves are useless
10:00 <Crip> http://www.news.com.au/entertainment/celebrity-life/robin-williams-dead-at-63/story-fn907478-1227021334663
10:00 <Ana_Ng> dman
10:00 <Ana_Ng> damn
11:00 <Bastardly_One> damn
11:00 <Bastardly_One> gotta go get a script refilled
11:00 <Bastardly_One> back soon
14:00 <Q{> http://econ.st/1skTIv0
16:00 <Ana_Ng> Investigators said the preliminary cause of death was "suicide due to asphyxia," but a forensic and toxicology testing was pending.
58:00 <Fez> Robin huh
14:00 <Bastardly_One> depression huh?
14:00 <Bastardly_One> sounds like he hung himself
24:00 <Skirmish> Silly work.  "Refer to your workbook".  What workbook?  
35:00 <|Z|> me atm ... https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfa1/v/t1.0-9/10593202_10201849520514309_9207762037968503106_n.jpg?oh=c35dcd2f34b85d721f15c0984c4fa47c&oe=54781DBC&__gda__=1417325905_32f85491b1b2f13eb748dbeb394692ed
35:00 <|Z|> quick save it with the others
44:00 <damio> https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfa1/v/t1.0-9/379748_644122142313567_96998773_n.jpg
48:00 <damio> https://i.imgur.com/NFcuavw.jpg
54:00 <simba> very funny not
56:00 <damio> who are you talking to simba?
19:00 <Skirmish> So ... is everyone reaching their goals today? 
19:00 <Skirmish> I'm not.  This makes me sad. 
20:00 <damio> online work?
21:00 <damio> daria turned into bangers
21:00 <Skirmish> Some online training via the work LMS. 
21:00 <Skirmish> Apparently I need to have a workbook that has not been supplied though. 
22:00 <damio> :/
22:00 <Serenity> my goal is to do as little as possible today
22:00 <Serenity> im right on target
23:00 <Skirmish> Serenity: Excellent.  
23:00 <Serenity> when do you start your new studies
23:00 <Skirmish> Sept 1st. 
23:00 <Serenity> SAME AS ME this time
23:00 <Serenity> haha
23:00 <Serenity> im starting statistics this unit -.-
24:00 <Skirmish> I've heard that it's a full on unit. 
24:00 <Serenity> statistics?
24:00 <Serenity> it seems that way
24:00 <Serenity> i have to actually go in and sit an exam
24:00 <Serenity> wahh
25:00 <Skirmish> Is there a location close to you to do that? 
26:00 <Serenity> i assume so i havent been able to look it up yet
26:00 <Serenity> but they have one in every capital city
27:00 <Skirmish> Sydney is nearly 2 hours away ... I hope I don't have any exams to sit.
28:00 <Serenity> https://www.open.edu.au/faqs/exam-services-overview/#where-will-the-oua-examination-venues-be-located
28:00 <Serenity> there you go
29:00 <Skirmish> Has one in Newcastle.  win. 
30:00 <Serenity> exams make me nervous
30:00 <Serenity> least while im writing an essay i have the internet here lol
32:00 <Rak> happy monday :D
32:00 <Rak> working from home with whisky and pantslessness is awesome
32:00 <Rak> i'm being productive!
32:00 <Skirmish> I am still getting emails from the ELA's at Swinburne even though I have an email from their admin saying that I have been withdrawn. 
33:00 <Rak> what are you studying skirm?
33:00 <Serenity> clearly the communication isnt very good
33:00 <Skirmish> Security, Terrorism and Counter Terrorism. 
34:00 <Rak> for interest or career change?
34:00 <Skirmish> Career advancement. 
36:00 <Serenity> ive got 6 textbooks to get before dec 1 lol...
37:00 <Serenity> im going to turn into a library
37:00 <simba> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ogQ0uge06o
37:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Bare Necessities (Jun 11, 2006) 4:23 - Category: Film & Animation - 22,527,683 - 36,841 likes (95.2%), 1,855 dislikes (4.8%)
38:00 <simba> the bare necessities of life will come to u
38:00 <LilDragonGirl> sigh
39:00 <Serenity> thanks baloo
39:00 <simba> lol
39:00 <simba> i thought his name was blue
39:00 <Rak> they're remaking jungle book aren't they?
40:00 <simba> boy i hope not
40:00 <simba> fucken HD remakes
40:00 <simba> blu ray release
40:00 <simba> i bet mowgli would have an ipod
41:00 <Serenity> lol blue
41:00 <Skirmish> Mowgli is really a poacher.  He strolls around wearing baloo's skin. 
41:00 <Serenity> http://www.imdb.com/title/tt3040964/?ref_=fn_al_tt_4
41:00 <BlackDevil> IMDB: The Jungle Book (2015) - -/10 - Stars: , , - Rated: N/A - Runtime: 0secs - Genre: , , - Release Date: 9 October 2015 (USA)
41:00 <Serenity> next year
41:00 <simba> christopher walken lol
41:00 <simba> thats pretty cool
42:00 <Serenity> i should have called my cat bagheera
42:00 <Rak> is it blackish?
42:00 <Skirmish> My mother has a pure black cat.  Big one too.  Mini panther. 
43:00 <Serenity> yes hes pure black'
43:00 <Serenity> and a monster
43:00 <Rak> hahaha
44:00 <simba> people who dont even name their cats
44:00 <simba> put them all down
44:00 <Rak> you know people that have unnamed pets?
44:00 <simba> the owners not the cats
44:00 <simba> yes a couple
45:00 <simba> you just have to call them 'kitty' ITS BS
45:00 <Serenity> https://scontent-a-hkg.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpa1/t31.0-8/10355562_10152052703352331_4526054517423590350_o.jpg
45:00 <Serenity> mrow
45:00 <Rak> aaaawwww :)
46:00 <Serenity> https://scontent-b-hkg.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xap1/t31.0-8/10353358_10152052699447331_2390365151894910664_o.jpg
47:00 <simba> lol
52:00 <Skirmish> SHOW US YA NIPPLES KITTEH
52:00 <Serenity> he has awesome nipples haha
01:00 <doctor> people didn't always name their pets
02:00 <doctor> They were just animals that lived around the place. Often leaving for a few days on end and returning later to be fed
02:00 <doctor> Cats and dogs alike
14:00 <simba> interesting
17:00 <Serenity> how much sushi is too much sushi
17:00 <Mew> omg wheres pyro
17:00 <Rak> contradiction in terms
17:00 <doctor> <mrwuf> ate 2 muhc sushi berps <mrwuf> man Im so into sushi
18:00 <Mew> I sent my crab into animals smoking durries yesterday and it got in!!
18:00 <Mew> https://m.facebook.com/profile.php?id=459328837444329
19:00 <doctor> lol
19:00 <Rak> :o~
19:00 <Rak> thc smoked crab meat!!!!!!!!!!!
20:00 <Mew> haha
20:00 <Mew> Pyro-
26:00 <slinky_J> "I don't know about parenting or anything but a should we let a the good baby watch us a killing the devil baby? This a might have a lasting impression psychologically."
27:00 <Rak> lol was that said by jar jar binks?
27:00 <slinky_J> no no no that black guy from mad tv that would cameo in reno 911
28:00 <slinky_J> oh wait it wasnt him
28:00 <slinky_J> it was one of the others playing a priest
28:00 <slinky_J> that smokes and goes to strip bars
29:00 <slinky_J> but the black guy was funny too "Can we be the kind've friends that when one of the friends sees the other friends murder someone and bury them we're still cool?"
30:00 <druff> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UoQ5goVpjyM
30:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: this is what i do (i sit on you!) (Dec 8, 2009) 0:47 - Category: Comedy - 891,152 -
33:00 <simba> :\
33:00 <slinky_J> whut just saw TMNT full trailer, looks fucken sick
34:00 <simba> druff i rly hope ur <14 linking that
34:00 <slinky_J> the toidles dont look as fun they kinda look creepy
34:00 <druff> are you 14 clicking it?
35:00 <druff> post a link panda
36:00 <slinky_J> ok
36:00 <slinky_J> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v62CJYbwt1E
36:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: A Haunted House - Father Doug part. ( Apr 15, 2013) 4:27 - Category: Entertainment - 144,515 - 824 likes (97.7%), 19 dislikes (2.3%)
36:00 <slinky_J> aaaaaaaaahahahahahaha
36:00 <slinky_J> tic tac toe IN YO FACE!
36:00 <druff> not that one
36:00 <slinky_J> i watched the tmnt trailer on xbox 360
37:00 <druff> why
37:00 <simba> no im curious clicking it
37:00 <slinky_J> cause im gonna finish watchin pacific rim
37:00 <slinky_J> n u get a free theme pack
37:00 <druff> oh
38:00 <druff> what happens when tmnt become ant?
38:00 <slinky_J> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nCjsWpM9zFU
38:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES - Official Trailer (2014) [HD] ( Mar 27, 2014) 1:31 - Category: Entertainment - 34,930,958 - 83,698 likes (83.7%), 16,353 dislikes (16.3%)
38:00 <druff> adult ninje turtles
39:00 <slinky_J> oh man the trailer i saw was way cooler
40:00 <slinky_J> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-pEHP_0xfc0
40:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES - Official Trailer #3 (2014) [HD] ( Jun 24, 2014) 2:34 - Category: Entertainment - 809,852 - 2,120 likes (92.4%), 175 dislikes (7.6%)
40:00 <druff> realised today
40:00 <druff> yea im watching that one currently slink
40:00 <slinky_J> lols "He's doing his Batman voice."
40:00 <druff> megan fox is april
40:00 <druff> gay
41:00 <slinky_J> yep gay
41:00 <slinky_J> but i been waitin so long
41:00 <druff> but megan..
41:00 <slinky_J> for another tmnt origin movie*
41:00 <druff> cant act
41:00 <slinky_J> I KNOW RIGHT
41:00 <slinky_J> i know why tho
41:00 <slinky_J> it's because she was fired from um
41:00 <slinky_J> transformers 3 
42:00 <slinky_J> for comparing michael bay to hitler and then speilberg found out and fired her right (ironic?)
42:00 <slinky_J> so she got another chance with this haha
42:00 <druff> shes terrible
42:00 <druff> she must suck cock and put out..
42:00 <slinky_J> tho u never know she might b really good as april in the end
43:00 <Skirmish> Oh goody ... more shitty movie reviews by Panda. 
43:00 <druff> i bet shes not
43:00 <slinky_J> i would've gone the chick from The Hitcher/one tree hill
43:00 <slinky_J> lolz druff
48:00 <slinky_J> owells with wrath of titans director <3
52:00 <slinky_J> https://www.facebook.com/CHOICEandTRUTH aaaaaaahahahahahahahaha
58:00 <slinky_J> https://scontent-b-sea.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/10537018_697930183595245_693187478619953717_n.jpg?oh=ce7fd3bff42cff72446daa0f4a886822&oe=54688A7B
59:00 <slinky_J> ahaha I'm like seeing less the dark beauty nebula theme himey and more "If I kill my girlfriend, how do I dispose of her body dude? Hypothetical of course!"
11:00 <Bastardly_One> .
14:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.wired.com/2014/08/how-to-use-your-cat-to-hack-your-neighbors-wi-fi/
21:00 <damio> lol
22:00 <damio> if you're using wep
22:00 <damio> you deserve to be hacked
35:00 <Bastardly_One> I know right? *lol*
36:00 <Bastardly_One> I think that's the point
36:00 <Bastardly_One> cool story though
36:00 <Skirmish> I bet you guys couldn't break a wep wifi.
36:00 <slinky_J> oh man i really liked pacific rim till the Kaiju thing started to fly
39:00 <Bastardly_One> argh!
39:00 <Bastardly_One> retina glare
39:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm blinded by the light and I didn't even bend over!
40:00 <slinky_J> lol wot?
40:00 <Bastardly_One> I have retina glare
40:00 <TheDolmioGrin> Skirmish
40:00 <TheDolmioGrin> Skirmish: how are you?
40:00 <slinky_J> what's retina glare man?
40:00 <Bastardly_One> light when you look at a light globe too long
41:00 <Bastardly_One> *like
41:00 <Bastardly_One> or play a game too long, etc
42:00 <Skirmish> TheDolmioGrin: Still doing far better than you ever will my simple minded friend. 
42:00 <slinky_J> oh ok
43:00 <TheDolmioGrin> Skirmish: what's news?
43:00 <TheDolmioGrin> How is the studies going?
44:00 <slinky_J> foxxxxx
47:00 <druff> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ahlWufJqcSQ
47:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Lazyboy - Underwear Goes Inside The Pants (Dec 19, 2009) 4:56 - Category: Music - 790,849 - 7,111 likes (97.8%), 161 dislikes (2.2%)
48:00 <slinky_J> oh man no hellboy 3 :(
49:00 <druff> another megan flick?
49:00 <slinky_J> " We have gone through basically every studio and asked for financing, and they are not interested. I think that the first movie made its budget back, and a little bit of profit, but then it was very very big on video and DVD. The story repeated itself with the second already, it made its money back at the box office, but a small margin of profit in the release of the theatrical print, but 
49:00 <slinky_J> was very very big on DVD and video. Sadly now from a business point of view all the studios know is that you don't have that safety net of the DVD and video, so they view the project as dangerous." :(
49:00 <slinky_J> no
49:00 <druff> phew
49:00 <slinky_J> gullermo del toro
49:00 <slinky_J> he's only the best fantasy/sci fi director ever
51:00 <druff> that is,.. if you think sci fi is good
51:00 <Skirmish> TheDolmioGrin: I quit.  University is no challenge. 
53:00 <slinky_J> it really depends on the creativity of the director, the freedom they have, the script of course
54:00 <Bastardly_One> screw you hippies!
55:00 <slinky_J> lol
55:00 <slinky_J> fkn bohemian
55:00 <faux> Watching a video of my friend skydiving omg
56:00 <faux> I'm about to cry Lmao I don't think I could ever do it
56:00 <faux> Fuck that
56:00 <slinky_J> woah :S :S
56:00 <slinky_J> same
56:00 <faux> Its her second time too
56:00 <slinky_J> u ever see the vid of the guy thats chute didnt deploy properly and the backup i dont think deployed at all
57:00 <faux> Omg no
57:00 <faux> Don't think I wanna watch that 
57:00 <faux> Anxiety +++
57:00 <slinky_J> he lived but as he's falling he's like "shit, im dead."
57:00 <faux> fuck 
57:00 <faux> There's not enough control, I would die leaving the control all up to someone else 
57:00 <faux> Imagine the dudes who do it for a living 
57:00 <slinky_J> lol i would die before falling out the plane
58:00 <faux> Lmao same 
58:00 <slinky_J> id  pass out n fall out lmao
58:00 <faux> Fuck even getting on a plane 
58:00 <faux> Omg
58:00 <slinky_J> yep
58:00 <faux> Brave cunts
58:00 <slinky_J> true
58:00 <faux> The free fall looks amazing though 
58:00 <faux> Just slowly drifting towards land, enjoying the view 
58:00 <slinky_J> i think durin ww2 over france in one night ten thousand men deployed from planes
58:00 <faux> Eekh
59:00 <Student> the idea seem pretty fun, falling at great speeds. 
59:00 <slinky_J> yea man reaching that terminal velocity and then SPLAT
59:00 <slinky_J> :/
59:00 <slinky_J> saw this vid of this lady
00:00 <slinky_J> she um was doin it off a clif
00:00 <slinky_J> cliff*
00:00 <slinky_J> and all you see is her drop
00:00 <slinky_J> note; they didnt show the splat, thank FUCK
00:00 <faux> .
00:00 <faux> :'(
00:00 <slinky_J> what a waste
01:00 <slinky_J> worse r the accidents with the gliding suits
01:00 <slinky_J> now that's fucked up lol
02:00 <Student> accident ratio is same as or may be below as any high speed stunt 
03:00 <TheDolmioGrin> Skirmish: You quit?!
04:00 <TheDolmioGrin> Not feeling it?
04:00 <Skirmish> Why continue something that creates no challenge? 
04:00 <slinky_J> i wonder if adsl2+ has kicked in yet
04:00 <slinky_J> speedtest time
04:00 <Skirmish> [13:58] <slinky_J> i think durin ww2 over france in one night ten thousand men deployed from planes  <------- Not even close to skydiving.  Their parachutes deployed immediately when they jumped.
05:00 <slinky_J> oh yeah true
05:00 <slinky_J> still a lot of people though
05:00 <slinky_J> haha imagine how many did die
06:00 <slinky_J> GET OUT ME WAY BRUH *bang* fall to ground
06:00 <slinky_J> heroes M3
06:00 <slinky_J> <3
07:00 <slinky_J> woa my dl is shit
08:00 <Student> your dl or your internet connection's dl? ;) make up your mind
09:00 <slinky_J> second
09:00 <doctor> TheRon's on early
09:00 <doctor> Hey TheRon
10:00 <TheRon> it happens
10:00 <doctor> how many so far?
10:00 <TheRon> none
11:00 <doctor> might need to work on that
11:00 <TheRon> indeed
11:00 <slinky_J> lols
11:00 <slinky_J> right away he means
11:00 <slinky_J> NOW
12:00 <TheRon> you twisted my arm
13:00 <doctor> What's for dinner?
13:00 <partay> god bless flex days
13:00 <TheRon> quiche
13:00 <doctor> quiche sounds good
13:00 <partay> hi the ronald
13:00 <TheRon> just me being lazy i think
14:00 <doctor> i feel like some lamb shanks and mashed potato
14:00 <doctor> you're entitled to be lazy
14:00 <TheRon> nice
14:00 <partay> doctor get your wife to cook it up
14:00 <slinky_J> mmmmmm yea a shank
14:00 <slinky_J> nom nom
14:00 <TheRon> shanks take like 15 mins to set up
14:00 <slinky_J> wtf
14:00 <slinky_J> doctor has a wife
14:00 <doctor> I wouldn't trust anyone to cook my favourite meals
14:00 <slinky_J> man i just buy the ones at coles
15:00 <doctor> Nah
15:00 <slinky_J> in the bag
15:00 <slinky_J> throw it in boiling water
15:00 <doctor> I cook for myself, don't need one
15:00 <slinky_J> lols
15:00 <slinky_J> phew doc i thought you were hiding something from me then
15:00 <slinky_J> WE'RE SUPPOSED TO SHARE EVERYTHING!
15:00 <TheRon> my wife she is dead, don't worry i have a new wife
15:00 <doctor> no, mine. all mine
15:00 <partay> doodle and mew join simultanously. dodgy
16:00 <TheRon> good time had by all??
16:00 <Doodle> by me at least
17:00 <partay> doodle you didnt mop up afterwards?
17:00 <TheRon> as long as the bloke enjoys it
17:00 <partay> snap
17:00 <Doodle> i was basking in the afterglow
17:00 <Doodle> or some shit
18:00 <TheRon> a half time switch?
18:00 <Doodle> after oranges
18:00 <TheRon> got to keep your strength
18:00 <Doodle> keep scurvy at bay
19:00 <partay> pussy juice is good for that
19:00 <Mew> too far partay 
19:00 <TheRon> they should bottle it?
19:00 <Doodle> lol
19:00 <partay> never
19:00 <Ana_Ng> it doesn't keep very long
19:00 <TheRon> when did irc get so filthy?
20:00 <Doodle> 1995
20:00 <TheRon> damn
20:00 <Mew> ikr 
20:00 <Mew> you guys are sick
20:00 <Doodle> lol i didnt say anything
20:00 <slinky_J> fox
20:00 <slinky_J> u dere?
20:00 <Student> Ana_Ng knows :)
20:00 <Ana_Ng> truth!
20:00 <fawks> ?
20:00 <Ana_Ng> i mailed some to a friend
20:00 <partay> i like how the conversation always decends when mew enters the room
21:00 <Doodle> fawksypoos
21:00 <Doodle> <3
21:00 <Student> Mew people like you turned them sick ;)
21:00 <fawks> dewdel <3
21:00 <Doodle> hows you luvr
21:00 <Mew> i am a pure minded individual ill have you know STUDENT
21:00 <slinky_J> check this out
21:00 <fawks> im well ty
21:00 <fawks> you?
21:00 <slinky_J> its sposed to be good
21:00 <slinky_J> http://thepiratebay.se/torrent/10214313/The.Immigrant.2013.1080p.Bluray.x264.anoXmous
21:00 <Doodle> good thx :)
21:00 <TheRon> does mew know about you and faux?
21:00 <fawks> ?
21:00 <Student> Ana_Ng was it staying on your panties?
21:00 <Student> Mew ha ha 
22:00 <Ana_Ng> yes
22:00 <simba> ¿
22:00 <Mew> me and faux have an understanding about Doodle time
22:00 <Mew> i am thundercat
22:00 <Doodle> THUNDER
22:00 <fawks> domice shed fur
22:00 <Student> Ana_Ng very well 
22:00 <TheRon> YOU'VE BEEN THUNDERSTRUCK!!
22:00 <fawks> do mice*
22:00 <Doodle> no
22:00 <fawks> o
22:00 <Doodle> they stink tho
23:00 <fawks> ew
23:00 <TheRon> watching league tonight?
23:00 <Loof> yeah my mouse stinks
23:00 <fawks> prob not
23:00 <Loof> i should really wash the dry jizz off it
23:00 <fawks> yuck.
23:00 <TheRon> who's playing?
23:00 <fawks> idk
23:00 <fawks> gotta finsh this assignment
23:00 <Mew> my friend used to be able to sniff out a dead mouse from like a whole street away and she'd go on about how its got a really distinct smell, i just thought she was nuts 
23:00 <fawks> toodles
23:00 <Mew> but then i found a dead mouse one day and omfg
24:00 <Mew> its like licorice and garbage juice
24:00 <Mew> so weird
24:00 <Mew> hot licorice
24:00 <TheRon> is dead mouse code?
24:00 <Doodle> D:
24:00 <fawks> uh e.
24:00 <fawks> ew.
24:00 <Doodle> i accidentally dropped my fridge on a mouse
24:00 <Doodle> i thought it ran out from under it
24:00 <Mew> >:O
24:00 <Doodle> but it didnt
24:00 <fawks> omg
24:00 <fawks> did it stink forever
24:00 <Mew> did it smell rank? 
24:00 <fawks> how do you accidetally drop a fridge
24:00 <Student> when fawks's husband (if there would be any) call her to the bed, she will still say "i have gotta finish this assignment".
24:00 <fawks> are you the hulk
24:00 <Doodle> nah i put it straight outside
25:00 <Doodle> i was lifting it
25:00 <Doodle> yes
25:00 <Doodle> i knew it was under there, i lifted it for the cat to get it as it ran out
25:00 <fawks> i found a little thing resembling a poo the other day and ive been paranoid ever since
25:00 <Doodle> but the cat didn't get it and it didnt run out
25:00 <fawks> like im convinced i have the hantavirus
25:00 <fawks> and now if i see a tiny white strand of something i think its mice hair
25:00 <fawks> .
25:00 <Doodle> lol
25:00 <Doodle> no
26:00 <fawks> r u sure
26:00 <Doodle> those little strands you see
26:00 <TheRon> i'm on the tail end of the flu
26:00 <Doodle> are just spider semen
26:00 <fawks> i think theyre from my teddy bear tbh
26:00 <Mew> theyre the night gremlins
26:00 <Doodle> or that
26:00 <fawks> but im not thinking rationally
26:00 <fawks> lol
26:00 <Mew> they come in the night and rub on things
26:00 <fawks> dont
26:00 <Doodle> oh
26:00 <Doodle> maybe i'm a night gremlin
26:00 <Doodle> :/
26:00 <TheRon> naughty naughty
27:00 <fawks> are mouse poos hard
27:00 <Mew> Doodle rubbed so hard the natural colour of his pubes rubbed off and they turned white
27:00 <Doodle> lmao
27:00 <fawks> also are they strong enough to open the door under my laundry sink
27:00 <Doodle> no
27:00 <fawks> DONT LIE TO ME
27:00 <slinky_J> mouses r kewl pets
27:00 <Doodle> i'm not, i had pet mice for ages as a kid
27:00 <fawks> what if the door is like flimsy
27:00 <fawks> lol
27:00 <fawks> could it push against it.
27:00 <fawks> LOL hulk mouse
28:00 <Doodle> doubt it
28:00 <slinky_J> anyone here use Torch browser?
28:00 <Doodle> they can push stuff with their nose but probably not a whole cupboard door
28:00 <fawks> its not like secure though
28:00 <fawks> it doesnt click into place
28:00 <fawks> you just close it
28:00 <Mew> a mouse got electricuted in our wall once
28:00 <partay> a rat prob could
28:00 <Doodle> well put it this way, if you were a mouse's size would you be able to open it?
28:00 <Mew> it was eating the wires behind the light switch and it caught fire lol
29:00 <fawks> yes
29:00 <Mew> THAT was a weird smell
29:00 <slinky_J> ow
29:00 <Doodle> well there is your answer
29:00 <fawks> omg
29:00 <Mew> burning electrics + licorice + bin juice
29:00 <fawks> youre mean
29:00 <fawks> smells like pieter after a night out
29:00 <Doodle> its not like theyre fkn supermice
29:00 <TheRon> being a white mouse in a tampon factory would be scary
29:00 <Mew> LOL
29:00 <Mew> it actually would hahaha
29:00 <slinky_J> if you have a mouse in the house it's good luck
29:00 <fawks> .
30:00 <Doodle> good luck for who
30:00 <Doodle> the mouse?
30:00 <fawks> tell that to ppl who got the back plague
30:00 <slinky_J> yup
30:00 <fawks> +l
30:00 <slinky_J> yer that was rats
30:00 <Doodle> lol
30:00 <Mew> the black lung pa
30:00 <fawks> lool
30:00 <Doodle> it was fleas actually
30:00 <slinky_J> and the plague is still around..
30:00 <fawks> b/c asians
30:00 <Mew> but slinky_J is never wrong
30:00 <Mew> hes da smartist
30:00 <slinky_J> fleas?
30:00 <Doodle> i think you'll find the rat theory is being disproven
30:00 <partay> hes smrt
30:00 <slinky_J> fleas on the rat
30:00 <Doodle> it was fleas & cats apparently
30:00 <slinky_J> woa didnt know that
31:00 <Doodle> yeah me either
31:00 <slinky_J> i know that the plague is still around, forget where tho
31:00 <fawks> bubonic plague in china
31:00 <doctor> dog loves killing rats and mice. doesn't even eat them, just crunches it and barks at it
31:00 <doctor> stupid beast
31:00 <slinky_J> terriors were bred for that hey?
31:00 <Doodle> all ancient diseases are still in our dna, in the 'junk' part of it, all it takes is a freak mutation of our cells and you can get the plague just sitting at home
31:00 <Mew> he keeps them as gifts for the family doctor 
31:00 <doctor> but loveable
32:00 <doctor> yeah I'd say so
32:00 <Doodle> once the genetic code matches up away it goes
32:00 <slinky_J> doctor
32:00 <slinky_J> ^^
32:00 <slinky_J> we need scientists
32:00 <doctor> i love stupid animals
32:00 <doctor> the more stupid the better
32:00 <TheRon> like brendan fevola?
32:00 <Doodle> i love stupid women
32:00 <slinky_J> nah brendan fraiser
33:00 <TheRon> nate myles?
33:00 <Doodle> so i can do filthy things to them before they realise i am a loser
33:00 <slinky_J> hahaha
33:00 <doctor> women are far too smart. the ones I know have are very sharp and cunning
33:00 <doctor> but i see that as a good thing
34:00 <slinky_J> mm
34:00 <Doodle> i dont like my women sharp
34:00 <slinky_J> <3 women
34:00 <Doodle> or pointy
34:00 <TheRon> "she did 8 things to me that were completely illegal"
34:00 <doctor> lol
34:00 <slinky_J> haha
34:00 <Doodle> or jagged
34:00 <slinky_J> dull and blunt
34:00 <doctor> round and soft?
34:00 <slinky_J> hahaha
34:00 <Doodle> @mp3 MC Hammer - She's Soft And Wet.mp3 (4.71MB 192kbps Stereo 3:25)
34:00 <slinky_J> uh, lets fuck!
34:00 <British^Meat> wow Doodle
34:00 <British^Meat> first cd i ever bought
34:00 <Doodle> British^Meat?
34:00 <Doodle> lol i had the tape
35:00 <British^Meat> know that song well do i
35:00 <Doodle> great album
35:00 <British^Meat> crimerm stories
35:00 <Doodle> @mp3 MC Hammer - Crime Story.mp3 (7.08MB 192kbps Stereo 5:09)
35:00 <British^Meat> classic
35:00 <Doodle> yeeeeeeeeeee
35:00 <British^Meat> u get boyyyyyyyy no glory
35:00 <Doodle> great days
35:00 <British^Meat> then i got 2 legit 2 quit
36:00 <Doodle> yeh they were all on the please hammer dont hurt em album
36:00 <TheRon> nwo - fuck the police?
36:00 <Ana_Ng> nwa
36:00 <TheRon> hey look it was a while ago
36:00 <Doodle> @mp3 PSY & Mc Hammer - Gangnam Style (2 Legit 2 Quit).mp3 (3.63MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 3:57)
36:00 <slinky_J> http://blogs.news.com.au/heraldsun/andrewbolt/index.php/heraldsun/comments/labor_mp_named_as_soveiet_informant/#.U-ghLBs-v0g.facebook
37:00 <slinky_J> lmao
37:00 <Doodle> soveiet
37:00 <British^Meat> yer that was great Doodle
37:00 <British^Meat> bought a tear to my eye
37:00 <Doodle> haha 
37:00 <TheRon> Ana_Ng: you score last night?
37:00 <slinky_J> ana :P
37:00 <doctor> Confident African Americans with strong opinions is a much more PC name for them
37:00 <partay> Ana_Ng was on the hunt for cock ?
37:00 <TheRon> she was going to a bar
37:00 <Ana_Ng> zero
38:00 <partay> nice
38:00 <partay> Ana_Ng did u get nailed?
38:00 <TheRon> any old blokes try it on?
38:00 <Ana_Ng> zero
38:00 <Ana_Ng> i didn't even go in
38:00 <doctor> Ana_Ng must nurture a broken heart
38:00 <Ana_Ng> i saw who was there
38:00 <Ana_Ng> turned around
38:00 <partay> lol
39:00 <TheRon> you should at least have one beer
39:00 <TheRon> looks can be decieving
40:00 <TheRon> Ana_Ng: when you come to oz i know the best dive pubs
40:00 <Ana_Ng> well technically it was closed
40:00 <Ana_Ng> they would have let me in
40:00 <TheRon> damn
40:00 <Ana_Ng> but i didn't want to join the old farts there
42:00 <TheRon> doodle remember extremities??
42:00 <TheRon> best bar ever
42:00 <partay> Ana_Ng what about the fine irc talent in here.. surely theres at least one person here.. doodle is the current spunkrat here
42:00 <Doodle> certainly do
42:00 <TheRon> so sad it's now a gay bar
42:00 <Doodle> lol is it
42:00 <Doodle> oh 
42:00 <Doodle> its element isnt it
42:00 <TheRon> it's called mint, you telling me thats not gay?
43:00 <Doodle> mint
43:00 <Doodle> do they serve creme de menthe
43:00 <Ana_Ng> ok i can go to the bar now
43:00 <Ana_Ng> and get food
43:00 <Ana_Ng> but i would need to shower
44:00 <^pilot^> morning rob
44:00 <TheRon> we tried to get in one night, they didnt like my shoes
44:00 <Doodle> afternoon
44:00 <Doodle> they wouldnt let me in to the chapel cos of my shoes
44:00 <Doodle> and i was working there
44:00 <British^Meat> MC Hammer - Have You Seen Her?
44:00 <TheRon> damn
44:00 <^pilot^> I went 4x4ing yesterday man
44:00 <British^Meat> awwwwwwwww yeh, im glad i put this tape in.
45:00 <TheRon> had vouchers for both 21 arms and the chapel, wou go and get free drinks from one place and move onto the other
46:00 <partay> my work social club. $2.50 drinks
46:00 <TheRon> nice
46:00 <partay> *sip*
46:00 <partay> every 2nd friday
46:00 <partay> $2 per pay 
46:00 <TheRon> get legless??
47:00 <partay> well good place to start on a friday night
47:00 <TheRon> drank so many $1 pots one night, i sat down and couldn't get up
47:00 <partay> lol
47:00 <partay> yah i dont drink beer anymore
48:00 <partay> bourbon or bourbon
49:00 <TheRon> scotch
49:00 <slinky_J> black spiced rum!
50:00 <partay> rum drinkers are crazy
50:00 <slinky_J> it's what im drinking tomorrow
50:00 <slinky_J> The Kraken black spiced rum <3
50:00 <TheRon> rum drinkers are B&S people
50:00 <slinky_J> what's b&s?
51:00 <TheRon> they drive utes, have big aerials and stickers all over their ute, drink bundy and like country music
52:00 <partay> b&s is bachelor and spinster
52:00 <partay> + what theron said
52:00 <Q{> coz they live far from each other
52:00 <Mew> i believe the proper term is "white trash"
53:00 <slinky_J> um
53:00 <slinky_J> ok
53:00 <Q{> not to me
53:00 <slinky_J> stereotypes aside
53:00 <TheRon> they tend to have sex under the ute instead of in the ute
53:00 <Q{> i caught bus from melbourne to bendigo one time
54:00 <Q{> there were these country chicks around 14yo
54:00 <slinky_J> and yuck bundy
54:00 <Q{> i listened to language they use and way they talk
54:00 <Q{> they were good
54:00 <doctor> don't by the marshy bog lands. in the grit of all the mud
54:00 <Q{> i spent time at a few country towns
55:00 <doctor> down*
55:00 <doctor> why'd you leave Aus Q{?
55:00 <Q{> i was down at the time
55:00 <Q{> im high maintenance man
55:00 <TheRon> jeff buckley - last goodbye
56:00 <Q{> if i stay at one place too long and able to go on vacation on regular basis
56:00 <Q{> i get depressed
56:00 <Q{> and cant think
56:00 <doctor> free spirit
57:00 <Q{> i get along with ppl ok all over
58:00 <Q{> yeh i have to watch about about staying at one place too long
58:00 <doctor> I tend to get along better with people when they're strangers
58:00 <Q{> i have to take occasional break
58:00 <British^Meat> hah B&S
58:00 <Q{> else i cant cope 
58:00 <British^Meat> i like it
58:00 <doctor> when it gets personal things start to get messy
58:00 <doctor> you need some wings Q{
59:00 <Q{> yeh definitely
59:00 <doctor> try getting a pilots lisense
59:00 <TheRon> red bull?
59:00 <Q{> i want wings i want yachts
59:00 <TheRon> libra with wings?
59:00 <Q{> i want to sleep on top of hot air balloon for a few nights
00:00 <Q{> i want flying hotel
00:00 <Q{> that never have to land
00:00 <Q{> i just take shuttle to down below
00:00 <doctor> big imagination
00:00 <doctor> wasn't there a cartoon like that?
00:00 <TheRon> there's a pub in st kilda you could probably call a flying hotel
01:00 <Q{> doctor, i want this so bad
01:00 <Q{> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=km9cuS_wYsI
01:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: WHY (Wally Hermes Yachts) The cost of yacht 70000000 Euro. Total area 3400 s.m (Jan 3, 2011) 3:32 - Category: Autos & Vehicles - 22,530 - 37 likes (97.4%), 1 dislikes (2.6%)
02:00 <Q{> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2DiJZb1Ng_A
02:00 <TheRon> icehouse - hey little girl
02:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Saltwater Flying Machines | America's Cup Yacht Race ( Sep 9, 2013) 4:39 - Category: Sports - 4,337 - 12 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
02:00 <partay> Maurice
03:00 <Maurice> partay
03:00 <partay> hullo
03:00 <Maurice> Howdy
03:00 <TheRon> partay all the time, partay all the time
04:00 <partay> i want to spend some money
04:00 <partay> new 4x4, jet ski ? Any suggestions ?
04:00 <Q{> spend on me party
04:00 <TheRon> hookers and coke
04:00 <Maurice> I could use more shoes
04:00 <Q{> tip me and i entertain u in private chat
05:00 <partay> TheRon is the winner so far
05:00 <TheRon> wolf of wall street style
05:00 <Q{> jet skii is so 1980s
05:00 <partay> the departed style
06:00 <Q{> this is the new thing
06:00 <Q{> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LHL16av4C9k
06:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: ♠ Flyboard ♠ HD ( Feb 3, 2013) 6:05 - Category: People & Blogs - 2,058,635 - 6,798 likes (96.5%), 249 dislikes (3.5%)
06:00 <Q{> flyboard
07:00 <Q{> even better than parasail
07:00 <slinky_J> https://scontent-b-sea.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/t1.0-9/s526x395/10152571_10152722821914416_3882066833667034591_n.jpg
08:00 <TheRon> makes me want nando's
08:00 <Q{> no nando chickens in usa
09:00 <slinky_J> nandos is shit
09:00 <Q{> australia macdonalds records worse sales om 10yrs, worse in the world
09:00 <TheRon> excellent
09:00 <partay> good
10:00 <TheRon> they need to turn macca's into hooters
10:00 <slinky_J> yep
18:00 <TheRon> why are we bothering with the charade of a hearing, essendon is guilty 
19:00 <partay> lol
19:00 <partay> drug cheats?
19:00 <TheRon> ooh yeah
19:00 <partay> im not up with the latest
20:00 <partay> whats the deal in 25 words or les
20:00 <TheRon> Essendon believes ASADA's joint investigation with the AFL was unlawful and their players should not receive show-cause notices.
21:00 <partay> what were they taking?
21:00 <partay> kinda a techcailty isnt it ?
21:00 <TheRon> essendon have buckleys and none in this hearing
22:00 <partay> theyre not in the finals are they?
22:00 <TheRon> thymosin beta 4, a banned substance
22:00 <TheRon> yes
23:00 <partay> lose all their points if guilty?
23:00 <TheRon> we don't exactly know what asada's case is yet
24:00 <partay> we...youre an essendon supporter?
24:00 <TheRon> potentially for the players a 2 yr ban, the afl could impose penalties on the club itself
24:00 <TheRon> no, i just hate them
24:00 <partay> eat shit bombers
25:00 <TheRon> deserve everything thats coming
28:00 <TheRon> divinyls - boys in town
29:00 <slinky_J> here's a chick for you ronnies https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/10599693_783774785006576_322493708972543984_n.jpg?oh=222e68bdf734747c35eb6126cf296c37&oe=5460F382&__gda__=1417515711_ca170facf8fc50a529a01c1e95bb01dd
29:00 <slinky_J> hah
30:00 <TheRon> she looks 12
31:00 <TheRon> seen lucy yet?
32:00 <slinky_J> nup
32:00 <British^Meat> LOL i remember once i mentioned to slinky_J that he posts A LOT of young looking chicks, and he went OFF at me
32:00 <slinky_J> i want to
32:00 <British^Meat> it is a bit weird though
32:00 <slinky_J> i just dont like the whole 10 percent of the brain shit
32:00 <slinky_J> puts me off
33:00 <partay> boarderline dodgy
33:00 <slinky_J> but sexy whats her name seals the deal
33:00 <TheRon> scarlett
33:00 <slinky_J> hopefully go see guardians of the galaxy for my bday
33:00 <slinky_J> yeah
33:00 <slinky_J> she got a fhaccin phat ass
33:00 <TheRon> boobage
33:00 <slinky_J> they smaller now :(
34:00 <TheRon> surgery?
34:00 <slinky_J> lol she lost weight
34:00 <slinky_J> got all fit fit
34:00 <slinky_J> tits shrank
34:00 <TheRon> reduction surgery seems wrong to me
35:00 <TheRon> we should have a movie show
35:00 <slinky_J> a movie show how u mean
36:00 <TheRon> "storyline? what fucking storyline, she's hot!"
36:00 <slinky_J> hahaha
36:00 <slinky_J> the movie show on abc is fuct now
36:00 <TheRon> i haven't seen it in a while
36:00 <slinky_J> new hosts
36:00 <TheRon> who?
36:00 <slinky_J> this ugly old comedienne
36:00 <slinky_J> she isnt funny
36:00 <TheRon> that seems wrong
37:00 <slinky_J> yer tis
37:00 <slinky_J> it was going downhill anyway
37:00 <ShadowLurker> COMEDIENNE
37:00 <slinky_J> i waiting for marion cotillard film to dl
37:00 <slinky_J> xD she so hot
38:00 <druff> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZMmFDsmpdEA
38:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Nicki Minaj - Starships Parody - Pussies ( Apr 13, 2012) 3:01 - Category: Pets & Animals - 9,251,567 - 47,827 likes (80%), 11,936 dislikes (20%)
38:00 <slinky_J> what they used to wear to the cinema ronnie https://scontent-b-sea.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/t1.0-9/10257404_10204050135229524_6747776522321526254_n.jpg
38:00 <slinky_J> lols
38:00 <TheRon> awe look at that girls knees!!!
40:00 <slinky_J> lol
40:00 <slinky_J> back when chicks didnt dress like sluts
40:00 <slinky_J> *not all chicks dress like sluts*
40:00 <TheRon> all classy like
40:00 <slinky_J> mmm
41:00 <slinky_J> im hoping to see David Suchet
41:00 <slinky_J> i need my mums friend to drop out so i can go
41:00 <slinky_J> :D
41:00 <TheRon> "accidental" death?
41:00 <slinky_J> he was on Q&A and it turned out someone in the audience is a cousin of his, so they got together afterward, like WHUUTT?!
42:00 <TheRon> ppl still watch q&a?
43:00 <slinky_J> my mother told me
43:00 <slinky_J> i hate the show
44:00 <slinky_J> most hate Insight
44:00 <slinky_J> i*
44:00 <TheRon> more beer
53:00 <TheRon> so.......
53:00 <slinky_J> might dl this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q46GRBap6O0
53:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Trailer de No llores, vuela (Aloft) HD ( Mar 20, 2014) 1:56 - - 7,064 - 25 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
54:00 <TheRon> fench?
55:00 <slinky_J> hmm maybe not i just love melanie laurent
55:00 <slinky_J> she is so so so so good and cute
55:00 <TheRon> pretty sure matthew is at the essendon hearing
56:00 <TheRon> tit flick?
56:00 <slinky_J> oh soz um its a mix of language
57:00 <TheRon> "it's not a better script this movie needs, it's norgs and lots of them"
57:00 <slinky_J> i decided on this
57:00 <slinky_J> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FJuaAWrgoUY
57:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Enemy Official Trailer #1 (2014) - Jake Gyllenhaal Movie HD ( Jan 31, 2014) - Category: Film & Animation - 3,120,827 -
57:00 <slinky_J> psychological thriller
58:00 <slinky_J> i am defs dlin that!
59:00 <TheRon> jake was good in end of watch
59:00 <slinky_J> A man (Jake Gyllenhaal) attends an erotic show at an underground club that culminates with a naked woman on the verge of crushing a live tarantula spider under her patent leather, high-heeled platform shoe. Elsewhere, a pregnant young woman sits on a bed, alone.
59:00 <slinky_J> ahahehe yeah he was ay
59:00 <Q{> A 24-year-old man who yelled "wooooo" in a cemetery after a boozy night out with his mates has been fined £35 for rowdy behaviour. Anthony Stallard, of Hampshire, and his mates played football in the cemetery before several witnesses complained to police, who told a magistrate he pretended to be a spooky apparition.
59:00 <Mew> https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xap1/t1.0-9/10492040_10152606864062354_6100918310112606348_n.jpg
59:00 <slinky_J> ronnie http://thepiratebay.se/torrent/10341175/Enemy_(2013)_1080p_BrRip_x264_-_YIFY if ur interested in ENEMY
59:00 <TheRon> thanks
00:00 <slinky_J> ;) no probs
00:00 <TheRon> c'mon eileen\
00:00 <slinky_J> this is James Gandalfini's last film hey https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iy_ogNiryZ8
01:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Drop Official Trailer #1 (2014) - Tom Hardy, James Gandolfini Movie HD ( Apr 2, 2014) 2:29 - Category: Film & Animation - 1,356,526 - 3,971 likes (98.2%), 74 dislikes (1.8%)
01:00 <slinky_J> def seein in cinemas <3
01:00 <slinky_J> omigosh fkn HQ bday msg for flashdance AHAHAHA on weds ffs
02:00 <Mew> too ra loo ra too ra loo rye ayyyyyy
02:00 <slinky_J> ppl still go to hq
02:00 <slinky_J> weird
02:00 <TheRon> might actually hook up my ps3 and watch a 3d movie one day
03:00 <Mew> i didnt know ps3 played 3d
03:00 <slinky_J> true
03:00 <TheRon> i've heard it does
03:00 <slinky_J> i got a few 3d movies
03:00 <Mew> i thought it was just bluray
03:00 <slinky_J> played CoD Black Ops in 3d
03:00 <slinky_J> it was fucked
03:00 <TheRon> haven't tested it
03:00 <slinky_J> ps3 does 3d
03:00 <slinky_J> killzone 3 was 3d
04:00 <slinky_J> just need 3d tv
04:00 <slinky_J> but bray on ps3 is shit
04:00 <Mew> wow it does its just a firmware update thing 
04:00 <slinky_J> k not shit it's just it was one of the first comercial bray players
04:00 <TheRon> 3dtv in the lounge
05:00 <slinky_J> i wonder how much a decent bray player is
05:00 <slinky_J> 2013 model
06:00 <TheRon> lover lover lover  lover ypou don't treat me no good no more
06:00 <slinky_J> got a 1080p dvd player in my room
06:00 <Mew> red red wiiiiine
06:00 <slinky_J> ron is 007 Skyfall good?
07:00 <TheRon> only watch half of it
07:00 <slinky_J> https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfa1/t1.0-9/10592706_10152333328092875_1019583107570963720_n.jpg ahah so rad
07:00 <slinky_J> so watch the first half? or u only watched half"?
07:00 <slinky_J> lol
07:00 <TheRon> only watched half
07:00 <slinky_J> oh k
07:00 <slinky_J> i didnt like the second one :/
07:00 <slinky_J> ill give it a go
07:00 <slinky_J> got time to kill kil killll
08:00 <TheRon> she was a young american..........
08:00 <slinky_J> wtf i think my 2+ kicked in
08:00 <simba> im all american
08:00 <Rak> but seriously, watch Utopia
08:00 <Rak> gorgeously shot, awesome soundtrack
08:00 <slinky_J> Utopia who's in it
09:00 <Rak> no one you'd know
09:00 <TheRon> as good as the top gun soundtrack?
09:00 <Rak> it's a UK show
09:00 <TheRon> or footloose?
09:00 <slinky_J> i watch uk shows
09:00 <slinky_J> so who's in it
09:00 <Rak> that's a high standard, TheRon, but it's close
09:00 <TheRon> nice
09:00 <slinky_J> oh wait utopia is that where they are in that building
09:00 <Mew> watch ferris buellers day off, beautifully shot and awesome soundtrack
10:00 <TheRon> three kings had a good soundtrack
10:00 <Rak> there are many buildings involved, but none that i would describe as "that building"
10:00 <slinky_J> ill wiki it
10:00 <slinky_J> inasec
10:00 <Mew> imagine a movie with no buildings
10:00 <Rak> don't read too much about it
10:00 <Mew> oh wait there was one i think where some lady is stuck out in the ocean for seriously the whole fucking movie lol
10:00 <Rak> Mew, castaway
10:00 <Mew> it was terrible i dont even remember the name
10:00 <Mew> probably deep or something
10:00 <slinky_J> i wont
11:00 <TheRon> too many dicks on the dancefloor.......
11:00 <Rak> oh the american divers who got left behind?
11:00 <slinky_J> did you watch LUTHER?
11:00 <Mew> wasnt he not on the island to begin with Rak?
11:00 <Rak> yeh luther is fucking awesome
11:00 <slinky_J> fuck yeah
11:00 <Rak> i never knew stringer bell was a pom
11:00 <slinky_J> he's gettin good work in america now
11:00 <slinky_J> lol
11:00 <Rak> hahaha i think you're right, Mew
11:00 <slinky_J> Accused was great
12:00 <TheRon> martin luther king?
12:00 <Mew> LMFAO i said deep... this is the actual name of the movie
12:00 <Mew> http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0374102/
12:00 <BlackDevil> IMDB: Open Water (2003) - 5.7/10 of votes - Stars: , , - Rated: Rated R for language and some nudity - Runtime: 1hr 19mins - Genre: , , - Release Date: 20 Augu
12:00 <Mew> so close
12:00 <slinky_J> shark movie?
12:00 <TheRon> mew i love the nude scene in that movie
13:00 <slinky_J> lol i love the sharks in it
13:00 <slinky_J> not man eaters
13:00 <TheRon> bernard fanning, wish you well
14:00 <slinky_J> Rak have you seen All Is Lost with Robert Redford?
14:00 <slinky_J> i assume if you like UK shows you like good films too
14:00 <TheRon> the last castle?
14:00 <Mew> you love all the nude scenes TheRon 
15:00 <Mew> except charlize TheRon in monster
15:00 <TheRon> i know, it's a weakness
15:00 <Rak> is that the boat one?
15:00 <slinky_J> o yerrr i saw one ep of utopia
15:00 <slinky_J> yeah the boat one
15:00 <TheRon> i know it's charlize though
15:00 <Rak> it was alright but it seemed like a blander castaway which i loved
15:00 <slinky_J> WILSON!
15:00 <Mew> shes covered in blood though isnt she?
16:00 <Mew> "couldnt find me tamponz"
16:00 <Rak> hahahaha wiiiiiilsoooooon
16:00 <slinky_J> have you seen Only Lovers Left Alive?
16:00 <slinky_J> brian de palma movie
16:00 <TheRon> i actually don't know, never really seen it
16:00 <Rak> the only movie to make me tear up over sports goods :~D
16:00 <slinky_J> HAHA same
16:00 <slinky_J> and owen wilson screams it in behind enemy lines
16:00 <TheRon> wilson was in castaway
17:00 <Rak> and is in Utopia twice
17:00 <TheRon> the ball??
17:00 <slinky_J> rofl
17:00 <Rak> a character named wilson wilson 
17:00 <TheRon> gorillaz - feel good inc
18:00 <Mew> this guy at the pub saturday night was telling us about a lapdance he got at the palace for $100 and the chick wasnt really rubbing her minge on him much or taking her panties off so he asked her to and she had a tampon string hanging out.. LOL
18:00 <Mew> no rest for the strippers
18:00 <LilDragonGirl> ewww
18:00 <slinky_J> LMAO
18:00 <partay> ewwww
18:00 <slinky_J> 100 dollar lapdance
18:00 <Mew> he said he wanted to yank it out LOL
18:00 <partay> vomits
18:00 <slinky_J> vvomm
18:00 <TheRon> money back right there
18:00 <slinky_J> lol
18:00 <slinky_J> yuck
19:00 <partay> chicks are filthy things
19:00 <Mew> okay well i thought it was hilarious LOL
19:00 <Mew> so did everyone else who was sitting outside
19:00 <slinky_J> strippers r filthy n eway partay lol
19:00 <partay> not all
19:00 <slinky_J> i found it funy
19:00 <slinky_J> okay not all
19:00 <slinky_J> just every meth smokin stripper that makes up the ninety percent BAM!
20:00 <partay> speaking of meth smokin
20:00 <slinky_J> even The Firm in adel is a dirty hole
20:00 <slinky_J> lol
20:00 <Mew> i was shocked when he said he paid $100
20:00 <slinky_J> that's what shocked me
20:00 <Mew> you can get them for $10 each at strats
20:00 <TheRon> just like adelaide
20:00 <slinky_J> srs
21:00 <Mew> havent you ever been to the palace?
21:00 <slinky_J> u get a private at land of promise for bit more
21:00 <Mew> they usually charge $150
21:00 <slinky_J> n if she likes u she WILL fuck u
21:00 <TheRon> sorry i can't resist adelaide jokes
21:00 <slinky_J> palace yer i get in free
21:00 <slinky_J> upstairs
21:00 <Mew> oh yer m8
21:00 <slinky_J> its no biggie
21:00 <Mew> lmao
21:00 <slinky_J> i never had a lapdance there
21:00 <Mew> im jus famuz ya nooo
21:00 <TheRon> do the strippers ever use that joe cocker song??
22:00 <partay> i went to nz and got a lappy she legt me suck on her tits
22:00 <slinky_J> i so so famuz
22:00 <slinky_J> its a lame strip club man
22:00 <Mew> do they know you're a writer at palace?
22:00 <slinky_J> can we not do this
22:00 <slinky_J> your story was good
23:00 <Mew> im just curious as to why they think ur famuz
23:00 <slinky_J> i bashed a guy that was accosting the owner..
23:00 <Mew> omg your story is way better LOL
23:00 <Mew> pls continue
23:00 <slinky_J> and so that's that yea
23:00 <slinky_J> no thx
23:00 <Mew> o yer
24:00 <slinky_J> yer yer!!
24:00 <TheRon> mnew, ben ever put on a little show for you?
24:00 <slinky_J> do u want my hq free bday shit?
24:00 <slinky_J> me + 5 ppl free entry and some crap
24:00 <Mew> lmao you're cooked
24:00 <partay> mew want a lappy?
24:00 <Mew> he has once or twice TheRon 
24:00 <Mew> i think it was when he was drunk
24:00 <slinky_J> im cooked?
24:00 <Mew> carn give us a lappy
24:00 <TheRon> classy?
25:00 <slinky_J> oh gosh
25:00 <Mew> you're too old for hq slinky_J lol
25:00 <British^Meat> how many more times is slinky_J gonna mention his birthday?
25:00 <Mew> drop the act m8
25:00 <Serenity> giz a kith
25:00 <TheRon> no idea
25:00 <slinky_J> lol@ 2 old
25:00 <slinky_J> drop the act m8
25:00 <Mew> its HQs birthday now British^Meat 
25:00 <Mew> yeah you're like 30 something
25:00 <slinky_J> u srsly wana see a fat man put on a dance ronnie
25:00 <Mew> thats too old for HQ
26:00 <partay> lol
26:00 <TheRon> not at all
26:00 <slinky_J> lol
26:00 <Mew> 25-27 is the cutoff point
26:00 <Mew> you're way over
26:00 <TheRon> although it can be quite humourous
26:00 <partay> whats wrong with being a dirty old man ?
26:00 <slinky_J> so 30 somethings cant go to clubs?
26:00 <slinky_J> nice theory mew
26:00 <slinky_J> clap clap
26:00 <British^Meat> IKR Mew my boss at work, always goes clubbing, turning 27 soon.... and i just think he's one of those old guys that we all used to bag when i went clubbing in my late teens
26:00 <slinky_J> does ben dance for you before or after he smokes the pipe
26:00 <Mew> they can and they do but they end up being that greasy bald weirdo in the corner sniffing teens hair as they walk past
27:00 <Mew> you dont wanna be that guy
27:00 <Mew> just stay at home
27:00 <slinky_J> cause i heard some things about ben still doin teh drugs
27:00 <slinky_J> mew ur way out of the circle
27:00 <Mew> spot on British^Meat they stick out like a sore thumb
27:00 <slinky_J> grasp reality
27:00 <British^Meat> i heard slinky_J threatened to suicide, gave simba his mums phone number
27:00 <Mew> like the old ladies in cowboy gear who used to go to raves and stuff
27:00 <British^Meat> Who does that?
28:00 <slinky_J> haha
28:00 <slinky_J> wait wait
28:00 <slinky_J> r u assuming i go clubbing?
28:00 <Mew> me? nooo
28:00 <slinky_J> ok
28:00 <TheRon> i gave up clubbing a while ago
28:00 <Mew> thats for young people
28:00 <slinky_J> 30 is young
29:00 <slinky_J> you're just a baby right now, you cant help but think it's old
29:00 <TheRon> pub band and booxe works for me
29:00 <Mew> young for bingo, old for clubbing
29:00 <TheRon> young for lawn bowls?
29:00 <slinky_J> poor white trash with no grasp of reality
29:00 <slinky_J> u go sneak in some more weed bro
29:00 <British^Meat> do u go clubbing slinky_J?
29:00 <slinky_J> nopes
29:00 <British^Meat> cool
29:00 <British^Meat> coz youre too old for that
29:00 <slinky_J> clubbin is shit
30:00 <Mew> he just goes to the palace where they let him in for free cos hes a famous writer
30:00 <slinky_J> nah im only 41
30:00 <Mew> he writes plays for the strippers to act out
30:00 <TheRon> never liked the doof doof
30:00 <slinky_J> i dont go to the palace
30:00 <simba> lol
30:00 <simba> British^Meat lets keep it civil 2day 
30:00 <partay> TheRon you only liked perving on the raver chicks at 7am
30:00 <British^Meat> sorry
30:00 <British^Meat> no bullying pandas today
31:00 <slinky_J> slinky
31:00 <simba> Bully
31:00 <slinky_J> sweetbread
31:00 <TheRon> 7am girls are nasty
32:00 <TheRon> i was more the 3 am girl bloke
32:00 <slinky_J> when u really love your city https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/t1.0-9/1234253_10152521907374471_7603187497142893603_n.jpg
32:00 <Mew> <slinky_J> palace yer i get in free <slinky_J> upstairs <slinky_J> its no biggie <Mew> lmao 
32:00 <Mew> <slinky_J> i dont go to the palace
32:00 <slinky_J> yep
32:00 <Mew> oooookay
32:00 <slinky_J> i would get in free if i bothered to go
32:00 <slinky_J> satisfied?
32:00 <slinky_J> fries
33:00 <TheRon> birds of tokyo - plans
33:00 <Mew> do they keep a little photo of you on the wall incase you ever do decide to go? "let dis guy in cos once he bashed a guy n wrote a play n yer"
33:00 <slinky_J> yea of horse
33:00 <slinky_J> big poster
33:00 <slinky_J> me and arnie
33:00 <slinky_J> STRIPPERNATORS
34:00 <British^Meat> can i get in for free?
34:00 <British^Meat> how do we get in for free?
34:00 <slinky_J> suck cock like me
34:00 <partay> cover charge is bs
35:00 <British^Meat> no, really. how can i get in for free?
35:00 <partay> i never went to a place that had a cover
35:00 <partay> ever
35:00 <slinky_J> wait wait wait wait
35:00 <slinky_J> mew
35:00 <slinky_J> r u cut because ur not the girl they let ahead of the ppl in line?
35:00 <Mew> you just create a scenario in your head when you've been praised so highly at stripclub that you get free entry for eternity and then you log onto your computer and open up irc, connect to austnet and type about it to the chatters in #melbourne
35:00 <Mew> and voila
35:00 <Mew> free entry to the palace
35:00 <slinky_J> it just registered, you might be a tad resentfull
36:00 <slinky_J> you're doing a good job of that for me
36:00 <British^Meat> why wont he tell me how to get in for free?
36:00 <slinky_J> "praised so highly at a strip club"
37:00 <slinky_J> because I think strip clubs are so cool
37:00 <slinky_J> you tell a story, i liked it, u asked if i have been to palace, i told u
37:00 <slinky_J> and how long have u been going on about it?
37:00 <Mew> i think its really rude that you're just artfully dodging British^Meat's question
38:00 <Mew> clearly you dont want to talk to me
38:00 <slinky_J> lol i just think going on about something for 20 mins
38:00 <slinky_J> ..
40:00 <British^Meat> how do you get in free to The Palace?
41:00 <British^Meat> how do you get in free to The Palace?
42:00 <LilDragonGirl> lol
42:00 <Mew> i was in town one night and saw him getting thrown out of The Rosemont by the bouncer that looks like uncle fester
42:00 <partay> lol
43:00 <Mew> me and my friend whos met him before were pissing ourselves watching
43:00 <slinky_J> when was this
43:00 <Mew> years ago
43:00 <Mew> you were still fat
43:00 <slinky_J> that natalia chick
43:00 <partay> lol
43:00 <Mew> and in the same black shirt you wore for like 2 years
43:00 <slinky_J> boy did she have big tits
43:00 <Mew> i dont know anyone called natalia
43:00 <Mew> i never have lol
43:00 <slinky_J> nattalie
43:00 <Mew> dont know any natalies either
43:00 <slinky_J> ur druggy friend saun fucked her
43:00 <slinky_J> yes u did
43:00 <slinky_J> she came around with u to score drugs off dylan
44:00 <Mew> i know a girl called nikita who dylan dated but no girls called natalie or natalia
44:00 <British^Meat> How can i get in free to The Palace?
44:00 <slinky_J> nikita yer her
44:00 <TheRon> i could never be your woman
44:00 <slinky_J> an N name
44:00 <Mew> and nikita wasnt there the night you were getting kicked out the rosemont lol
44:00 <slinky_J> oh yer dylan fucked her
44:00 <Mew> but for anyone whos been in town in adelaide
44:00 <Mew> the rosemont..
44:00 <Mew> come on
44:00 <slinky_J> never been kicked out of the rosemont
45:00 <Rak> i love that song, TheRon :D
45:00 <slinky_J> been offered to bounce at the rosemont
45:00 <partay> mew i love your stories
45:00 <Rak> i just had to listen to iot
45:00 <Mew> wow you mustve been blind drunk LOL
45:00 <slinky_J> i think ur tellin fibs about me again
45:00 <TheRon> catchy
45:00 <slinky_J> for attention on irc..
45:00 <Mew> you had the same shirt on and the same gay tattoos and you were hurling abuse in the same tone as your angry voice
45:00 <Mew> it was definitely you LOL
45:00 <slinky_J> i didnt have tattoos when i was fat
45:00 <slinky_J> chubbley
46:00 <slinky_J> or a black top
46:00 <slinky_J> plot holes man u gotta fix ur plot holes
46:00 <British^Meat> How can i get in free to The Palace?
46:00 <TheRon> i like white on chicks, i mean it's almost see thru
46:00 <British^Meat> how THAT for a plot hole?
46:00 <Mew> it was the same black top as when i met you and speaking of holes it had like 3 mouse holes in it and you kept on wearing it everytime you went out 
46:00 <Mew> you wore it that night we all went out to town together
46:00 <Mew> and you got denied entry from tonic
46:00 <Mew> because you nutted out at the door
47:00 <partay> lol
47:00 <British^Meat> lol
47:00 <slinky_J> tonic?
47:00 <British^Meat> i actually believe Mew
47:00 <British^Meat> She seems pretty level headed
47:00 <partay> slinky_J you sound like a loser
47:00 <slinky_J> you said the same thing last time partay
47:00 <Mew> ben had to calm you down in the tonic car park because you were kicking peoples cars and they were gonna call the cops on you
47:00 <TheRon> i'm not really watching
47:00 <Mew> getting denied entry just made your rage even ragier
47:00 <Mew> if you dont remember this i fear to think what else you dont remember that youve done lol
47:00 <slinky_J> this is new to me
47:00 <Mew> crazy m8
48:00 <slinky_J> i remember not wanting to be around you people
48:00 <slinky_J> u guise
48:00 <slinky_J> drugs drugs drugs all the time :/
48:00 <TheRon> are we talking seal crazy or icehouse crazy?
48:00 <Mew> yeah you nutted out at all of us and started sooking after you kicked peoples cars
48:00 <Mew> asking us to all go home because you werent allowed in 
49:00 <Mew> IF I KANT HAV FUN, NOBODY KAN
49:00 <TheRon> or maybe gnarls barkley crazy?
49:00 <partay> lol
49:00 <slinky_J> yea that sounds like me alright
49:00 <Mew> it really does lol
49:00 <Mew> it was when bens brother was the bouncer at tonic, ringing any bells?
49:00 <TheRon> rak, cigarettes will kill you
49:00 <partay> soundslike slinky_J doesnt get laid much
49:00 <slinky_J> no
49:00 <Mew> you can pretend you dont remember if you want but its pointless 
50:00 <Rak> breathing tornadoes ;)
50:00 <slinky_J> im doin u a solid and tryin to imagine this in my head
50:00 <Skirmish> So how is everyone this evening?  Did we achieve our goals for the day? 
50:00 <psYbR> sure did
50:00 <Mew> its actually scary if you dont remember any of this because dylan, ben and nikita will all remember this night vividly, we've laughed about it since
50:00 <TheRon> yep 7th beer
50:00 <Ana_Ng> ok back
50:00 <Serenity> I failed my goal
50:00 <slinky_J> anyway yrs ago i was still messed up from ptsd n agoraphobia so
50:00 <slinky_J> uno
51:00 <slinky_J> i dont really care
51:00 <Serenity> I ended up doing scho work
51:00 <Skirmish> Serenity: :(  Maybe tomorrow will be less productive. 
51:00 <Mew> so if 4 people recall the situation and know it happened but one unhinged crazy guy who remembers hash oil on a floor from 8 years ago CANT recall it..
51:00 <Mew> whats the verdict?
51:00 <TheRon> i wish i could say that everyone was wrong
51:00 <slinky_J> you tell me
51:00 <Ana_Ng> well i went to the bar
51:00 <slinky_J> that you're obsessed
51:00 <slinky_J> hah
51:00 <Skirmish> Is slinky_J telling more lies? 
51:00 <Ana_Ng> and my ex boyfriend was there
51:00 <psYbR> I'd go with the unhinged guy tbh Mew
51:00 <Serenity> im excited I get to meet dyls next year
51:00 <Ana_Ng> and it was FINE
51:00 <psYbR> just for a bit of spontaneouty
51:00 <Mew> hes just trying to dispute one thats actually true Skirmish lol
51:00 <partay> Ana_Ng youre back early so you didnt score i take it 
52:00 <Mew> silly nutta
52:00 <British^Meat> its like, anyone who was in adelaidesa, and remembers slinky_J, all say he was a total whack job and want nothing to do with him
52:00 <slinky_J> im not disputing anything
52:00 <Ana_Ng> i chose not to score
52:00 <TheRon> maybe she did
52:00 <Mew> bit a the old sponty ay partay 
52:00 <Skirmish> slinky_J: Simba was calling him on how many lies he tells last night too.  He's a pathological liar. 
52:00 <British^Meat> Unless Mew went around to everyone and emailed them all to not like you for no apparent reason
52:00 <partay> yep
52:00 <Ana_Ng> there were 2 score possibilities
52:00 <Ana_Ng> i did not go
52:00 <Ana_Ng> there
52:00 <partay> im a card carrying dirty old man 
52:00 <slinky_J> 1 mew doesnt know me 2 brit meat doesnt know me
53:00 <slinky_J> 3 simba n i havent known eachother since 2009
53:00 <British^Meat> i know of you on irc
53:00 <TheRon> dirty old man is nothing to be ashamed of
53:00 <British^Meat> and u spew reams of bullshit
53:00 <Skirmish> [16:52] <Ana_Ng> i chose not to score  <----------- Translates to "Nobody wanted to hit it with a fatty". 
53:00 <British^Meat> thats what i know
53:00 <slinky_J> you tell yourself what you know
53:00 <partay> TheRon i wear my t-shirt proudly
53:00 <TheRon> don't we all
53:00 <Mew> all of #melbourne knows you, you rip yourself apart and have crazy outbursts once or twice a week and then you disappear for a week and come back all fake happy
53:00 <Mew> we can all read lol
53:00 <British^Meat> no slinky_J, everything i give u shit about is something u have told me
53:00 <British^Meat> the 5 properties
54:00 <British^Meat> the 2 cars
54:00 <British^Meat> 4 jobs
54:00 <Mew> the property on ki lmao
54:00 <British^Meat> 2 playstation 4's
54:00 <Mew> my 18 ps4's
54:00 <TheRon> money well spent
54:00 <slinky_J> and honestly, mew giving me shit about a time in my life that was pure hell for me, mentally, that's just messed up
54:00 <British^Meat> the 80k
54:00 <Mew> so you admit its true?
54:00 <Mew> you're not saying its a lie anymore?
54:00 <British^Meat> the $500 perweek
54:00 <slinky_J> i don't remember it
54:00 <TheRon> Ana_Ng: did you get up and do a neil diamond number?
54:00 <slinky_J> but im not saying anything
54:00 <Mew> gonna go for the "i was mentally ill" cop out? hahaha
54:00 <slinky_J> im saying, indirectly, look at yourself
55:00 <Skirmish> $500 per week is not great money.  You know you're pov when you're cheering about $500 a week. 
55:00 <slinky_J> this is far being old and sad
55:00 <slinky_J> beyond*
55:00 <Mew> its $500 per week from a huge amount of savings that he has Skirmish, like $250,000 or something
55:00 <Mew> he gives himself $500 a week from it
55:00 <Mew> but its not centrelink
55:00 <Mew> promise
55:00 <partay> 500 a week is shit
56:00 <Mew> who needs $500 a week when you get free entry at the palace lmao
56:00 <slinky_J> so far you've admitted to talking about me offline
56:00 <Skirmish> HA HA HA there was a guy on YEEEEEEEARS ago that said he had a trust fund of ..... $50000 and he was going to live on that the rest of his life.
56:00 <slinky_J> frequently
56:00 <Skirmish> Man he got burnt had for that. 
56:00 <Mew> was it slinky_J Skirmish?
56:00 <partay> lol Skirmish
56:00 <slinky_J> you sure have some hangup on me uh
56:00 <Skirmish> Accused everyone of being jealous of him and his money. 
56:00 <Mew> it would fit if its down to $250,000 now
56:00 <TheRon> FredFlinstone: the essendon hearing os over for the day
56:00 <Skirmish> "DUDE, THAT'S BARELY A YEARS INCOME FOR THE AVERAGE PERSON!!" 
56:00 <Mew> okay this definitely sounds like slinky_J 
57:00 <slinky_J> i wont have a lot of money nxt yr if i buy a place
57:00 <FredFlinstone> and the verdict was?
57:00 <Mew> another place?!
57:00 <Mew> 6 properties god damn
57:00 <TheRon> still going
57:00 <FredFlinstone> I see
57:00 <TheRon> james hird took the stand
57:00 <slinky_J> 6?
57:00 <FredFlinstone> hope he brings it back
57:00 <Mew> dont you have 5 already?
57:00 <Skirmish> slinky_J is obviously asset rich and cash poor. 
57:00 <Mew> i thought you had 5 properties
57:00 <slinky_J> im wondering why you're so hung up on me
57:00 <FredFlinstone> I read that in the paper this morning
57:00 <slinky_J> why cant you answer that
57:00 <Mew> okay well lets not bother with that just go with the basic math
58:00 <slinky_J> calmly
58:00 <Mew> 5 properties plus 1
58:00 <Mew> equals 6
58:00 <slinky_J> constructively
58:00 <Mew> right?
58:00 <TheRon> basically blaming evans and robson for james hird not speaking up
58:00 <FredFlinstone> of course
58:00 <FredFlinstone> never heir fault
58:00 <slinky_J> why you're compulsed to talk about me offline, start rumours by inventing circumstances that never occured
58:00 <FredFlinstone> their
58:00 <Skirmish> Turn off the internet, go to bed and wake up tomorrow and start fresh slinky_J.  Start by not telling a lie all morning, then don't tell one for a whole afternoon .... then when you're ready ... try not to tell a lie for a whole day.
58:00 <British^Meat> u could do the maths and find out how much $500 from $80k would get you
58:00 <slinky_J> ie: bashing a chick named Jamie
59:00 <British^Meat> And yes, $500 is nothing, if u pay rent, elec, gas, water, food
59:00 <Mew> you did bash a chick named jamie
59:00 <British^Meat> IF you pay them
59:00 <Mew> that wasnt a lie either lol
59:00 <slinky_J> spending however many countless hours now on irc paying me more attention than any girlfriend ever has.
59:00 <Skirmish> I think he's falling in love with you Mew. 
59:00 <partay> slinky_J youre a chick basher?
59:00 <slinky_J> you talked about memory
59:00 <slinky_J> shh partay
59:00 <British^Meat> i just wish u wouldnt invest so much energy into IRC slinky_J :/
59:00 <slinky_J> and you dont remember me putting you in your place about that
00:00 <partay> dude thats low
00:00 <slinky_J> and you shutting up
00:00 <slinky_J> partay if i bashed a chick id be in prision
00:00 <Skirmish> partay: Certainly says a lot about him doesn't it.  Bashing women and talking lies on the internet. 
00:00 <Mew> its so sad :'(
00:00 <slinky_J> protocal for ambulances picking up victims of violence is to call the police
00:00 <TheRon> bloody hard time essendpn have proving the investigation was illegal, asada have such broad powers under the act
00:00 <slinky_J> i called Mew out on it and she paused
00:00 <TheRon> this hearing is a waste of everybody's time
01:00 <slinky_J> and went on to say it was another different Jamie
01:00 <slinky_J> so Mew
01:00 <slinky_J> answer the question
01:00 <slinky_J>  why you're compulsed to talk about me offline, start rumours by inventing circumstances that never occured
01:00 <slinky_J> spending however many countless hours now on irc paying me more attention than any girlfriend ever has.
01:00 <Mew> it was always the same jamie and she did get an ambulance
01:00 <Skirmish> How about you trade slinky_J?  You answer hers, then she will answer yours. 
01:00 <slinky_J> take as much time as you like.
01:00 <FredFlinstone> indeed
01:00 <Mew> you just made up some other jamie and went nuts with it
01:00 <TheRon> insane in the membrane........
01:00 <FredFlinstone> they wasting time and money if you ask me
01:00 <Mew> like that was the only thing you could latch onto to make it seem not true in your mind
01:00 <slinky_J> you said this jamie girl had to be taken to hospital in an ambulance
01:00 <FredFlinstone> lol yepps
02:00 <Mew> then when you realised it was jamie harper you lost it
02:00 <slinky_J> go over your own logs
02:00 <slinky_J> who is jamie harper
02:00 <TheRon> heheheheh.....logs
02:00 <slinky_J> thx for the last name FINALLY
02:00 <slinky_J> bbs
02:00 <Skirmish> Going to have flash backs? 
02:00 <Mew> you didnt even know her last name? thats horrible
02:00 <Mew> LOL Skirmish 
02:00 <partay> slinky_J has engaged stalker mode now 
03:00 <TheRon> does anybody else go over their own logs??
03:00 <Mew> i did once TheRon 
03:00 <Skirmish> I donh't log. 
03:00 <Mew> it was nostalgic
03:00 <Skirmish> Waste of hard drive space.
03:00 <TheRon> i inspect my logs when i goto the toilet
04:00 <Skirmish> It's good that you do.  You can learn a lot about your internal health from paying attention to your logs. 
04:00 <TheRon> thats what i think
04:00 <Mew> im going to make a prediction rn that slinky_J is going to return in 5 mins and say hes facebook messaged her but refuse to provide any proof and assume we will all put this to bed
04:00 <Mew> i bet 3 pickles on it
04:00 <British^Meat> did u bash rebecca?
04:00 <TheRon> important to go over ones logs
05:00 <Skirmish> I want pickles now.
05:00 <FredFlinstone> oh my
05:00 <Mew> they'll be here shortly Skirmish 
05:00 <Skirmish> I want mcdonalds pickles, bulk.  Can't buy them anywhere though. 
05:00 <TheRon> i like maccas pickles
05:00 <TheRon> salty goodness
06:00 <Skirmish> I even tracked down the farm they grow maccas pickles on and emailed them .... they can't sell me any because it would breach their McDonalds contract. 
06:00 <Ana_Ng> that is weird
06:00 <TheRon> arseholes
06:00 <Ana_Ng> probably cheaper to buy 100 burgers
07:00 <Ana_Ng> or befriend your local and ask for a bunch of pickles on the side
07:00 <slinky_J> Mew can you tell me where this was I bashed Jamie Harper pls?
07:00 <British^Meat> slinky_J
07:00 <British^Meat> do you remember devobyl?
07:00 <TheRon> is jamie a woman?
07:00 <Mew> i cannot soz m8, ive given u all i can give ya
07:00 <Mew> ur just gonna have to deal with it
07:00 <slinky_J> yer talked to him recently or someone pretending to be him
07:00 <Skirmish> Is he getting ready to put some "real life consequences" on Mew is he? 
07:00 <British^Meat> cool look at this
07:00 <British^Meat> [17:08] <devobyl> lol
07:00 <British^Meat> [17:08] <devobyl> i seem to recall a josh
07:00 <British^Meat> [17:08] <devobyl> but i cant recall his nickname
07:00 <British^Meat> [17:08] <devobyl> knew dylan and ellie
08:00 <Mew> oooo ellie thats me
08:00 <British^Meat> [17:09] <@British^Meat> Mmmmm
08:00 <British^Meat> [17:09] <@British^Meat> What was this Josh like?
08:00 <British^Meat> [17:09] <devobyl> a wanker.
08:00 <British^Meat> [17:09] <@British^Meat> lol
08:00 <British^Meat> [17:09] <devobyl> bald head.
08:00 <British^Meat> [17:09] <@British^Meat> know of him i do
08:00 <British^Meat> [17:09] <@British^Meat> LOL
08:00 <Mew> LMFAO
08:00 <partay> lol
08:00 <slinky_J> lol devo
08:00 <slinky_J> rach beat the shit out of him
08:00 <TheRon> if you tolerate this then your children will be next
08:00 <Skirmish> There you have it folks ... slinky_J is a bald headed wanker. 
08:00 <slinky_J> ben had to stop her from beating his head in with a can full of drink
08:00 <Mew> rach is who i was in town with when we saw you getting thrown out of the rosemont :)
08:00 <British^Meat> [17:24] <devobyl> it was like a decade ago
08:00 <British^Meat> [17:24] <devobyl> he knocked her up, i was friends with her
08:00 <British^Meat> [17:24] <devobyl> one night he started getting physically abusive with us
08:00 <British^Meat> [17:25] <devobyl> had to drive her out of there damn fast
08:00 <British^Meat> [17:25] <devobyl> but that was a long time ago lol
08:00 <British^Meat> [17:25] <@British^Meat> indeed, heard the stories i have
08:00 <British^Meat> [17:25] <@British^Meat> dead beat dad
08:00 <British^Meat> [17:25] <devobyl> oh yes.
08:00 <slinky_J> that's ok mew thx though
09:00 <Mew> no probs m8
09:00 <slinky_J> if u ever remember, tell me.
09:00 <slinky_J> brb
09:00 <British^Meat> So why would some due come back in there after YEARS and say the Exact same thing?
09:00 <Mew> i will promise
09:00 <Skirmish> Wait ..... slinky_J is a father? 
09:00 <Mew> yes thats why hes never on irc on fathers day
09:00 <British^Meat> dude i didnt even mention u, he just started mentioning u
09:00 <Mew> he cant handle the rage
09:00 <Skirmish> Poor kid :( 
10:00 <Mew> whoever his mum is with now would be 10x better anyway
10:00 <Mew> ben knows his mums brother he went to school with him
10:00 <Mew> adelaide is such a small place lol
10:00 <slinky_J> which
10:00 <slinky_J> Michael?
10:00 <Skirmish> So long as they are getting looked after, sounds good. 
10:00 <slinky_J> the druggie
11:00 <British^Meat> I J D G I, how everyone who's had irc adelaidesa contact with slinky_J says the exact same things? R we all against you JB?
11:00 <slinky_J> that'd make sense..
11:00 <slinky_J> the druggie brother that pulls out a bag of eccies while bec's laying there dialated
11:00 <British^Meat> I wish dyl was here :(
11:00 <TheRon> cats v blues this week
11:00 <slinky_J> in hospital (of course)
11:00 <TheRon> go cats
11:00 <Skirmish> How much child support do you pay to your sons mother slinky_J? 
11:00 <partay> slinky_J do you have a job?
11:00 <Mew> that is pretty weird how everyone says the same thing about slinky_J but theyre all wrong according to slinky_J 
11:00 <slinky_J> not currently
11:00 <British^Meat> oh, is this out of the $500?
11:00 <Mew> not currently lmao
12:00 <Mew> thats been the answer for like 4 years
12:00 <British^Meat> nah first it was seasonal
12:00 <partay> its not hard to get work
12:00 <Mew> but once i worked at enzos in 1998 huhu
12:00 <slinky_J> i dont put stock in what a group of shit kickers have to say
12:00 <British^Meat> this season just lasts for 5 years :)
12:00 <partay> try any labour hire place
12:00 <Mew> oh seasonal!
12:00 <slinky_J> from a channel that was full of shit kickers.
12:00 <Mew> the season that never arrives
12:00 <slinky_J> partay that's what I'm waiting to do
12:00 <Skirmish> slinky_J: Do you support your child at all? 
12:00 <slinky_J> oui
12:00 <Mew> howcome you
12:00 <Mew> you're waiting?
12:00 <Skirmish> How often to you have him/her? 
13:00 <slinky_J> you should be able to tell me
13:00 <slinky_J> mew
13:00 <slinky_J> you know everything else about me
13:00 <Mew> i dont know thats why im asking
13:00 <Mew> if you
13:00 <Mew> arent currently employed why wait?
13:00 <slinky_J> think back
13:00 <British^Meat> How can u get into The Palace for free?
13:00 <slinky_J> what happened to me last year
13:00 <slinky_J> that caused me to leave my labor job
13:00 <slinky_J> ?
13:00 <Mew> ohhh you got bashed by that guy and he broke your ribs
13:00 <slinky_J> no
13:00 <Mew> man up and get a job anyway
14:00 <Skirmish> British^Meat: He used to hang out with the Hilltop Hoods, beat them in battles.  Probably why he gets in for free. 
14:00 <Mew> ribs shouldnt take that long to heal
14:00 <slinky_J> in 2011 i was assalted by him
14:00 <British^Meat> *sigh* enough slinky_J, u havent been working since ive been hassling you, and thats at LEAST 4 yrs now
14:00 <slinky_J> and he did 2 yrs in prison
14:00 <British^Meat> first seasonl, then "labour work" then cheffin
14:00 <British^Meat> then pizza maker
14:00 <Mew> omg i forgot about the hilltop hoods Skirmish lmao
14:00 <Mew> ah yes i remember the labour work
14:00 <slinky_J> it's not bashing when you're sticking to your principles
14:00 <Mew> YEH IM JUS NOT WORKIN TODAY K
14:00 <slinky_J> but yes ribs
14:00 <slinky_J> clap clap
15:00 <Mew> you got the clap too?
15:00 <Skirmish> I discovered they had a new album the other day and asked if anyone had heard it ... I got told about how slinky_J beat them in battles.  They're his boys. 
15:00 <Mew> youve had a hard run
15:00 <Mew> he was in the scene bruv
15:00 <Mew> spittin raps like its nobodies bidniz
15:00 <slinky_J> only did 2 sets
15:00 <Mew> lmao
16:00 <Mew> what show was this slinky_J?
16:00 <slinky_J> Skirmish have a cry because i gave u a little crap about aus hiphop
16:00 <slinky_J> what do you mean what show
16:00 <Skirmish> There was a kid in highschool that used to hang out with a group that played instruments.  He shows up at school one day with a curtain hook that he's bend into a weird shape and says "This is a special kind of guitar pick I use to play awesome tunes".  He was banished forever from that group and soon after left the school.  
16:00 <Skirmish> Was that you slinky_J? 
16:00 <Mew> or do you conveniently remember nothing about it other than you know them very well, theyre you're bros and you've beat them in battles before
16:00 <slinky_J> O_o
17:00 <Mew> where did the 2 sets occur slinky_J?
17:00 <slinky_J> never said I know hilltops very well
17:00 <slinky_J> lol
17:00 <slinky_J> never even said that..
17:00 <Skirmish> Why would I care about aus hiphop?  I listen to whatever I think sounds good. I don't care about the history of the genre. 
17:00 <slinky_J> occur
17:00 <slinky_J> idc what you like to listen to
18:00 <TheRon> shit hop
18:00 <slinky_J> i was just givin u a little shit, stop crying
18:00 <Mew> slinky_J has had a terrible irc day today
18:00 <Skirmish> I don't get it though ... how would it worry me when I don't care? 
18:00 <Mew> lets hope tomorrow is better
18:00 <slinky_J> ur helpin me kill time
18:00 <Skirmish> You're out of your league giving me or anyone else shit slinky_J. 
18:00 <slinky_J> am I?
18:00 <Mew> kill time? you dont have a job, you live by yourself, you never leave the house
18:00 <TheRon> jimmy barnes - i'd die to be with you tonight
18:00 <Mew> are you waiting for a download to finish?
18:00 <slinky_J> Major IRC League?
18:00 <British^Meat> it'd suck being bullied online everyday :/
19:00 <slinky_J> nope Mew
19:00 <Mew> do enlighten us
19:00 <slinky_J> im waitin 4 5:30pm
19:00 <Skirmish> slinky_J: You cannot engage in a battle of wits if you're not armed to do so. 
19:00 <slinky_J> LOL
19:00 <Mew> and what magical event happens at 5:30?
19:00 <slinky_J> go over that one Skirmish
19:00 <slinky_J> and start again
19:00 <slinky_J> you tell me
20:00 <British^Meat> slinky_J tell me where i live :)
20:00 <British^Meat> u never did answer that one
20:00 <slinky_J> Adelaide
20:00 <British^Meat> just the post code
20:00 <Mew> he hates your questions British^Meat lol
20:00 <TheRon> a chick named adelaide?
20:00 <Skirmish> huhuhuhu go over that one British^Meat and start again huhuhuhuhu
20:00 <British^Meat> he said i live in a NOTHING town, and its too povvo for anyone to work/live
20:00 <British^Meat> so...
20:00 <slinky_J> no, simba asked him to leave it alone so im not talking to him
20:00 <British^Meat> i heart simba
21:00 <British^Meat> sorry mr simbs!
21:00 <Skirmish> When you see simba stick up for you slinky_J do you sit back and sing Whitney Houston? 
21:00 <British^Meat> i'll ask u again 2moro anyways blackfella
21:00 <British^Meat> give u time to have a think
22:00 <TheRon> i'm an ordinary guy...burning down the house
22:00 <slinky_J> when he sticks up for me i get zombie boner
22:00 <Mew> the seed has been planted anyway and later on tonight when the night gremlins are rubbing themselves on the couch cushions, slinky_J will emerge spewing forth a tirade of uncontrollable rage about where British^Meat lives, how Skirmish linked hilltop hoods and how Mew drank milk that had cock dipped in it
23:00 <Skirmish> Needs to go and let it build up?
23:00 <TheRon> teabagging?
23:00 <Mew> yes indeed
23:00 <British^Meat> lol the milk
23:00 <TheRon> they sell teabags in the shape of balls now
23:00 <British^Meat> who could not laugh at that, honestly
23:00 <partay> lol
23:00 <slinky_J> thx
23:00 <British^Meat> bashing women YES, putting ur dick in a milk bottle DISGUSTING!!
23:00 <slinky_J> id forgotten about that
24:00 <Skirmish> Well that just means there is a guy out there that can kind of say he's had his willy in Mew's mouth.
25:00 <slinky_J> one hour five minutes
25:00 <slinky_J> see if you can break bms record of just over four hours.
25:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UzP_VAFHkZE
25:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Ronnie Johns Half Hour - Henry Limpton's Teabag (Jun 13, 2008) 1:40 - Category: Comedy - 1,512 - 4 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
25:00 <Mew> has everyone got that? 1h 5m until that thing that hes being all elusive about happens
25:00 <Mew> get ready guiz
26:00 <Loof> who?
26:00 <slinky_J> no no
26:00 <slinky_J> since you began ranting bout me
26:00 <slinky_J> <3
26:00 <Mew> oh youve probably still got him on ignore Loof 
26:00 <Loof> i have most people here on ignore
27:00 <Loof> lol
27:00 <Loof> i can sort of guess half the time though
27:00 <Mew> this one is bald and angry
27:00 <Mew> but its not picard
27:00 <partay> lol
27:00 <Loof> ah stinky_J
27:00 <Mew> yiiiis
28:00 <Loof> he's been angrier since he got his shit tatts
28:00 <Loof> must finally realise he's stuck with em
28:00 <Loof> and that they suck
28:00 <Mew> id be angrier if i had a shitty microphone tattooed on me aswell lol
28:00 <Loof> lol
28:00 <TheRon> i'd be pretty pissed too, all that pain for a tatt and the tatts shithouse
29:00 <Loof> looks like it was done by a drunk 10 year old
29:00 <Loof> he paid major dollars too
29:00 <TheRon> another reason to be angry
30:00 <Mew> starting to realise how the beast got to be so angry
30:00 <slinky_J> the ron are u ready?
30:00 <British^Meat> sup Loof
30:00 <TheRon> for?
30:00 <British^Meat> great squadding up
30:00 <slinky_J> you run around town like a fool and you think that its groovy
30:00 <TheRon> adventure time??
30:00 <Loof> jah mon
30:00 <slinky_J> you're givin it to some other guy who gives it an eye
30:00 <simba> every 1 behave im going on a lil holiday
30:00 <slinky_J> you dont give it to meeeeee
30:00 <slinky_J> xD
30:00 <slinky_J> but i cant stop the pain inside me BABY
30:00 <TheRon> ahh billy ocean
30:00 <slinky_J> love really hurts without you
30:00 <slinky_J> hahaha ^5 
31:00 <slinky_J> fk ye man
31:00 <TheRon> great song
31:00 <slinky_J> mega
31:00 <Mew> did you know billy ocean used to work in an aquarium? thats how he got his name
31:00 <slinky_J> you walk like a dream and you make like a queen of the action!
31:00 <TheRon> love it
32:00 <slinky_J> i gotta dl a heap of david soul
33:00 <TheRon> download some al green you'll love it
34:00 <partay> slinky_J is more of a justice crew kinda guy
34:00 <TheRon> let's stay together........
35:00 <British^Meat> fuck partay, i know i grief him, but shit, u go too far
35:00 <FredFlinstone> oooeeerrr
37:00 <slinky_J> i love al green
38:00 <slinky_J> have u heard of Keb Mo?
38:00 <TheRon> heard of
38:00 <TheRon> tom jones - she's a lady
39:00 <slinky_J> he's good, blues stuff
41:00 <TheRon> like i say i know of him
41:00 <TheRon> the rembrandts - just the way it is baby
43:00 <TheRon> FredFlinstone: cats v blues
43:00 <TheRon> bring it on
43:00 <FredFlinstone> yes?
43:00 <FredFlinstone> I dont care
43:00 <TheRon> no?
43:00 <FredFlinstone> prolly get ripped off again
44:00 <TheRon> damn
44:00 <FredFlinstone> I am going
44:00 <FredFlinstone> night out
44:00 <FredFlinstone> do something
44:00 <TheRon> loading up?
44:00 <FredFlinstone> as long as we beat essenshit last match to stop them getting in the eight
44:00 <FredFlinstone> no drinking at the mo
45:00 <FredFlinstone> got a wedding end of month need to lose some flab
45:00 <TheRon> as long as it's not yours who cares
45:00 <FredFlinstone> be great if essendon collingwood and richmond miss the eight lol
45:00 <FredFlinstone> nephew
46:00 <FredFlinstone> posh place in Sth Melbz
46:00 <TheRon> all deserve to miss
46:00 <FredFlinstone> I am hoping
47:00 <FredFlinstone> cant wait for the cricket
47:00 <TheRon> me meither
47:00 <FredFlinstone> nephew will get me tickets for the test in Adelaiders
47:00 <FredFlinstone> hopefully great ones :)
47:00 <TheRon> good day out
47:00 <FredFlinstone> I reckon
47:00 <FredFlinstone> long day
47:00 <TheRon> is india 5 tests??
47:00 <FredFlinstone> i dont drink
47:00 <FredFlinstone> yeah
48:00 <FredFlinstone> second test starts on the 12th
48:00 <FredFlinstone> get over on the 11th and set up
48:00 <FredFlinstone> spend a week there
48:00 <FredFlinstone> no chrissy shit then lol
49:00 <FredFlinstone> be the second trip in the van woohoo!
49:00 <TheRon> one day or two?
50:00 <FredFlinstone> what you mean?
50:00 <TheRon> travel to adelaide one day or two
50:00 <FredFlinstone> oh I will stop on the way mt gamier then Robe
50:00 <FredFlinstone> Gambier
50:00 <FredFlinstone> couple of days at each
51:00 <FredFlinstone> it taks about 8 hours direct to Adelaide
51:00 <TheRon> i know
51:00 <FredFlinstone> 5 to Mt Gambier
51:00 <FredFlinstone> and then another 5 from Robe
51:00 <TheRon> i've spent a night in mildura before going to adelaide
51:00 <FredFlinstone> thats the long way
51:00 <FredFlinstone> I see
51:00 <FredFlinstone> wont go everyday to the cricket
51:00 <FredFlinstone> its too much
52:00 <FredFlinstone> such a long day
52:00 <TheRon> over in 3 days
52:00 <FredFlinstone> You reckon?
52:00 <TheRon> probably
52:00 <TheRon> india look shit in england
52:00 <FredFlinstone> last time we played them here it was lol we missed it
52:00 <FredFlinstone> cos they forgot our lunch
52:00 <TheRon> damn
52:00 <FredFlinstone> wife rings and says its all over lol
52:00 <Bastardly_One> zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
52:00 <LilDragonGirl> zzz
53:00 <FredFlinstone> I got about 5 guys in that day
53:00 <FredFlinstone> I can get 4 guest passes and got another one from a mate
53:00 <Bastardly_One> zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
54:00 <FredFlinstone> you ever been in the members?
54:00 <Student> nice to see devil inside you asleep ;), stick with it 
54:00 <Bastardly_One> zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
55:00 <Student> too much FF can cause that ;)
55:00 <TheRon> never been in the members
56:00 <Bastardly_One> so can boring sports talk all the time
56:00 <TheRon> you're so vain i bet you think this song is about you
56:00 <Bastardly_One> especially test cricket
56:00 <Student> ha ha
56:00 <Bastardly_One> more exciting to watch paint dry 
56:00 <Student> test cricket is for MAN ;)
56:00 <TheRon> test cricket is better than the shorter versions
56:00 <Bastardly_One> test cricket is for boring bores
57:00 <Bastardly_One> no way
57:00 <TheRon> a true test of character and skill
57:00 <TheRon> true test of the man
57:00 <Student> i agree, test cricket is the true test of character and skill
57:00 <FredFlinstone> if you ever wanna go let me know
57:00 <TheRon> nice
58:00 <Student> shorter forms are for Jerks ;) but a MAN can do any thing
58:00 <FredFlinstone> I watched some of the 20/20 last season
58:00 <TheRon> Bastardly_One: blues v cats this week
58:00 <FredFlinstone> its not really my cup of tea
58:00 <Bastardly_One> I now 
58:00 <Bastardly_One> we'll lose
58:00 <TheRon> i love test match cricket
58:00 <Bastardly_One> *know
58:00 <FredFlinstone> me too
58:00 <TheRon> i'm playing bows and running inside every 5 mins
58:00 <FredFlinstone> something the wife and I enjoy
58:00 <FredFlinstone> lol
59:00 <TheRon> bowls
59:00 <FredFlinstone> I know
59:00 <FredFlinstone> as long as its not bowels
59:00 <TheRiddler> http://www.xnxx.com/video7906078/0/dvd_190316_0_1_4
59:00 <TheRon> and the bar is like right there
59:00 <TheRiddler> For the girls
59:00 <TheRon> man's not a camel
59:00 <FredFlinstone> oh god you drink while playing?
59:00 <TheRon> yeah!
00:00 <FredFlinstone> fuck
00:00 <TheRon> great sport
00:00 <Student> test cricket reminds me that a person should have some time for themselves
00:00 <TheRon> makes me bowl beter
01:00 <TheRon> billy joel - honesty
01:00 <Student> actually shorter versions make me a better bowler because every one is coming for you for the word go, trying to put you off but you remain on target fighting the odds
02:00 <TheRon> FredFlinstone: eevr considered lawn bowls??
02:00 <druff> FATKINI
02:00 <FredFlinstone> nope
02:00 <druff> http://www.buzzfeed.com/jessicaprobus/39-real-sexy-ladies-remind-everyone-how-to-wear-a-bikini?bffbstyle
02:00 <TheRon> well you should
02:00 <FredFlinstone> its ok watching
02:00 <FredFlinstone> lot of skill
02:00 <TheRon> get involved
03:00 <TheRon> cheap sport once you buy the bowls
03:00 <TheRon> they generally keep their value
03:00 <FredFlinstone> hmmmm prefer a more active sport
03:00 <TheRon> it's active
04:00 <FredFlinstone> lotd of standing around
04:00 <TheRon> and cricket isnt?
04:00 <Student> i admit cricket can be a boring watching game but playing it is all different ball game 
04:00 <FredFlinstone> I dont play cricket
04:00 <FredFlinstone> and I wouldt say fielding you stand around
04:00 <FredFlinstone> or a bowler
04:00 <doctor> is it any fun if played alone?
04:00 <FredFlinstone> I prefer tennis or walking
05:00 <doctor> or is it the social activity in essense that is enjoyable?
05:00 <FredFlinstone> gonna get a mountain bike
05:00 <FredFlinstone> both
05:00 <Student> it could be fun in the nets but just for bit of technique issues
05:00 <TheRon> i'm just fucking good at it
05:00 <FredFlinstone> lol
05:00 <FredFlinstone> good onya
06:00 <TheRon> i'm doing ok for having played 3 years of bowls
06:00 <doctor> Me too. I'm great at everything but whether something is worth my time is another issue
07:00 <FredFlinstone> yes I was the same at tennis
07:00 <FredFlinstone> picked it up very quick
07:00 <TheRon> realised you're better than most
07:00 <Student> that really depends if you are challenged by time or not, i have seen people 24/7 busy and acheiving just about nothing
07:00 <doctor> those poor fools
08:00 <FredFlinstone> yes but you know what its like they have their cliques and it takes a while to progress
08:00 <doctor> your english getting a lot better Student
08:00 <TheRon> try being a  member of a bowling club
08:00 <doctor> didn't even have to reread that sentence
08:00 <FredFlinstone> even worse? I think every club is like that
08:00 <doctor> beehhh on the other hand, he's not doing so well
08:00 <TheRon> i know
09:00 <Student> ha ha
09:00 <FredFlinstone> swimming was terrible
09:00 <TheRon> i wasn't really challenged last season
09:00 <TheRon> i can't swim
09:00 <TheRon> seriously
09:00 <FredFlinstone> I had a few seasons like that at tennis
09:00 <FredFlinstone> then I went into night tennis we started out own team
10:00 <FredFlinstone> even though I hated the lights lol
10:00 <FredFlinstone> couldnt play the highest level as I couldnt pick up the ball quick enough
10:00 <FredFlinstone> so stayed in the next level down
11:00 <TheRon> i did well in the autumn comp, carried two division 8 guys
11:00 <FredFlinstone> wd
11:00 <TheRon> no money but still
11:00 <FredFlinstone> lol
11:00 <FredFlinstone> you play it for the enjoyment
11:00 <TheRon> went undefeated for a fair amount of the comp
11:00 <FredFlinstone> yeah
12:00 <TheRon> i'm guessing ppl know me now
12:00 <Loof> die Student you retarded shitstain
13:00 <Skirmish> OMG I need to remove a bunch more people from Facebook. 
13:00 <Bastardly_One> gotta love this clown
13:00 <Bastardly_One> Student hasn't even said a word
13:00 <Skirmish> "The new facebook messanger app allows them to make calls, send sms and look at your band details!!!!"  
13:00 <Bastardly_One> just enters and abuses people at random
13:00 <Skirmish> Tin foil hat shit that people go on about.
14:00 <TheRon> and we'll never be royals
14:00 <FredFlinstone> I am royal
15:00 <FredFlinstone> a royal pain in the arse
15:00 <FredFlinstone> bbs washing the dishes
15:00 <FredFlinstone> for my luveyyyy
15:00 <FredFlinstone> pewk
15:00 <TheRon> i hope you get the leg obver
15:00 <TheRon> over
16:00 <Loof> Michael Jackson's Girl?
16:00 <Loof> lol
16:00 <Loof> he liked boys sorry to break it to you
16:00 <Student> Milky Jugs Girl 
17:00 <TheRon> payback the chicken do the chicken payback
17:00 <Fez> Magic johnsons girl
17:00 <Fez> All positive n stuff
17:00 <TheRon> boobs
17:00 <TheRon> breasts
17:00 <Fez> Boobreasts
17:00 <TheRon> norgs
18:00 <Fez> Flesh pillows
18:00 <TheRon> something to play with
19:00 <Fez> Something to drink
19:00 <Fez> Udders
19:00 <TheRon> scotch and coke boobs
21:00 <Student> a guy use to talk about bra`s, opening them with one hand and boobs
21:00 <TheRon> you don't always have to fuck her hard in fact sometimes thats no right to do
22:00 <Fez> Fuck her gently aye
22:00 <TheRon> yep
23:00 <Student> i beg to differ on both views, always love her never fuck her 
23:00 <Student> or as they say "make love"
30:00 <FredFlinstone> back
30:00 <TheRon> give us a min
30:00 <FredFlinstone> anything on tele tonight?
31:00 <TheRon> 360 and on the couch
31:00 <FredFlinstone> I should have anything good
32:00 <TheRon> league?
32:00 <Picard> the KKK are out in force
32:00 <FredFlinstone> mine was the question
32:00 <Picard> gays are sick perverted people, i might join the KKK
33:00 <TheRon> a small lower cased t, time to leave
34:00 <Picard> KKK members have increased due to dissatisfaction with Obama
34:00 <doctor> did a gay bloke turn you down Picard?
34:00 <TheRon> jeff garlett did shit on the weekend
34:00 <TheRon> only one goal in the twos
34:00 <FredFlinstone> so?
34:00 <TheRon> ok
34:00 <FredFlinstone> he wont get back in anyway
34:00 <FredFlinstone> mick hates him full stop
34:00 <TheRon> gone?
35:00 <FredFlinstone> if I was him I would go
35:00 <TheRon> the dees or bris?
35:00 <FredFlinstone> he has so many favourites
35:00 <FredFlinstone> dont care
35:00 <Bastardly_One> zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
35:00 <FredFlinstone> maybe melbourne
35:00 <TheRon> quiet you
35:00 <FredFlinstone> good coach
35:00 <FredFlinstone> me?
36:00 <TheRon> just hard to think where he might get a game
36:00 <TheRon> Bastardly_One: 
36:00 <FredFlinstone> oh that thing
36:00 <TheRon> just bitches
37:00 <FredFlinstone> of course it is
37:00 <TheRon> i swear i just talk footy to piss off blokes like him
37:00 <FredFlinstone> it cant help itslef
37:00 <FredFlinstone> I mean we are allowed to talk what ever we like ffs
37:00 <TheRon> apparently
37:00 <FredFlinstone> who the fuck are they to tell us?
38:00 <FredFlinstone> the fuckin IRC police?
38:00 <doctor> lol
38:00 <Bastardly_One> zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
38:00 <Bastardly_One> stupid raging twit
38:00 <FredFlinstone> smelly cunts from ballarat
38:00 <doctor> What did b1 do now?
38:00 <TheRon> listen all yall this is sabotage
38:00 <Bastardly_One> I breathed
38:00 <TheRon> i'm from ballarat
38:00 <FredFlinstone> not quite
38:00 <FredFlinstone> a bit to the left
38:00 <TheRon> close enough to
39:00 <FredFlinstone> you know what I mean
39:00 <Bastardly_One> he's in a suburb of Ballarat 
39:00 <Bastardly_One> stupid cunt
39:00 <TheRon> language geez
39:00 <Bastardly_One> and so weak ... just another Loof
39:00 <Bastardly_One> abuse from ignore
39:00 <FredFlinstone> <:o)
39:00 <TheRon> i like football
39:00 <FredFlinstone> me too
39:00 <TheRon> some crime in here
39:00 <FredFlinstone> so fuck em all
40:00 <doctor> sheesh b1, something scorned you good
40:00 <FredFlinstone> no friggin life
40:00 <TheRon> bit ott
41:00 <TheRon> how good is the dry nose after the flu??
41:00 <Bastardly_One> doctor, this little darling is nothing but a neandrathal
41:00 <Bastardly_One> and hates being reminded
41:00 <FredFlinstone> spose ok lol
41:00 <FredFlinstone> flu or just a cold?
41:00 <FredFlinstone> you cant work if you have the flu
41:00 <TheRon> i call them all the same
41:00 <FredFlinstone> well they arent
41:00 <TheRon> some virus ok
42:00 <FredFlinstone> only had the flu once was bloody terrible
42:00 <FredFlinstone> had a week off work
42:00 <TheRon> it put me to sleep is all i know
42:00 <FredFlinstone> for you to recover
42:00 <FredFlinstone> sleep is the best remedy
42:00 <TheRon> beer is
42:00 <FredFlinstone> are we allowed to talk about this?
43:00 <TheRon> nope
43:00 <FredFlinstone> do we need to check with the IRC police?
43:00 <TheRon> rem - nightswimming
43:00 <FredFlinstone> lol
45:00 <TheRon> can't even spell Neanderthal 
45:00 <FredFlinstone> lol
46:00 <FredFlinstone> perhaps cro-magnon?
47:00 <Bastardly_One> zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
47:00 <Bastardly_One> cry much both of you?
47:00 <TheRon> turn around bright eyes
48:00 <Student> :)
54:00 <TheRon> feel free to chat
55:00 <FredFlinstone> thanks Ronnie
55:00 <FredFlinstone> shall do
55:00 <TheRon> oh alright
55:00 <Fez> Mew
55:00 <Mew> Fezticle
55:00 <TheRon> those umps suck
55:00 <FredFlinstone> they do indeed
55:00 <FredFlinstone> brainless twats
55:00 <Loof> got no weed wonder if i should open one of these bottles of vodka
56:00 <Bastardly_One> zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
56:00 <Mew> do you remember those dump the ump blowup toys? and theyre weighted in the bottom so you can kick them and stuff?
56:00 <Bastardly_One> yep
56:00 <couleurs> go da dees
57:00 <Bastardly_One> I have a shane warne one I like to kick in the head
57:00 <Mew> how fun were they
57:00 <Bastardly_One> because I hate him
57:00 <Bastardly_One> they're great
57:00 <Mew> thats like the only time ive enjoyed a football thing
57:00 <Bastardly_One> this is a KFC one ... same deal
57:00 <Bastardly_One> but yeah warney pisses Me off
57:00 <Bastardly_One> I beat it up all the time
57:00 <Mew> my cousins one was an umpire dressed in black and white
57:00 <Mew> yeah a warney one would be badass hes a dickhead
57:00 <Mew> or a lleyton hewitt one
57:00 <Bastardly_One> hell yes!
58:00 <Bastardly_One> I don't remember even getting it from KFC
58:00 <Bastardly_One> and the brother in law was like
58:00 <Bastardly_One> you've left warney in the garage
58:00 <Bastardly_One> so yeah he's at my place again now and getting regular beatings
58:00 <Student> ha ha
59:00 <Bastardly_One> must of been a 20/20 promotion
59:00 <Mew> did you collect things when you went for walks? 
59:00 <Picard> fuck me, Bastardly_One isnt dead
59:00 <Picard> where is the cumstain we all know as simba?
59:00 <TheRon> ooh baby here i am signed sealed delivered, i'm your
00:00 <Mew> i used to pick up stuff on random drunk walks home like those orange plastic poles and road works signs
00:00 <Picard> bogan MeGusta
00:00 <Picard> mew
01:00 <Picard> why do these weak cunts shoot people then shoot themselves
02:00 <TheRon> daft punk - one more time
02:00 <TheRon> can we hang shit on essendon for a while??
05:00 <TheRon> have you noticed, us not tallking about footy has led led to dead silence
06:00 <TheRon> ironic to me
06:00 <Mew> football sux
06:00 <TheRon> does not
06:00 <bert187> football is for faggots
07:00 <Student> Mew you got two yourself
07:00 <Mew> lmfao WiLd_TuRKeY
07:00 <Loof> some guys just love seeing half naked guys run around an oval playing with their balls
07:00 <Mew> two what Student 
07:00 <Student> footballs
08:00 <Mew> ohhhhh ha ha ha
08:00 <TheRon> mew likes playing with balls
08:00 <Student> Mew is always in the game of balls , one way or the other
08:00 <Bastardly_One> Picard, that story has a transformers element if you ask me ... more than meets the eye
08:00 <TheRon> could be wrong
08:00 <Bastardly_One> I was reading about that today
09:00 <Mew> im a pinball wizard
09:00 <Loof> i'm a pinnyslut
09:00 <TheRon> transformers is worse than waterworld
09:00 <TheRon> mew are you deaf and blind?
10:00 <TheRon> dont't you slip in love with the girls on the avenue
11:00 <Loof> i give it up for weed
11:00 <TheRon> hi
11:00 <Loof> i'm anybodies
12:00 <Fez> I got antibodies
13:00 <TheRon> new order - bizarre love trinagle
13:00 <Skirmish> Let the bodies hit the FLOOR, let the bodies hit the FLOOR, let the bodies hit the ..... FLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR
15:00 <Q{> mew would love to see this
15:00 <Q{> http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/mma-cagewriter/world-s-toughest-woman-loves-pokemon--ronda-rousey-geeks-out-152327624.html
15:00 <Student> too late Q{ , now i understand your delima with woman
16:00 <Q{> what is that
17:00 <Student> nothing is for free dude ;)
17:00 <Q{> student i flew to see hot airforce nurse 2 weeks ago
17:00 <Q{> man she was hot  in uniform
18:00 <Q{> she was 5'11 160lb
18:00 <Q{> with nice legs and everything
18:00 <Q{> she's gone on training in the woods for a week
19:00 <Q{> then she come to see me
19:00 <Skirmish> lol no you didn't. 
19:00 <Student> nice "Flesh" description, she seem perfect in that sense
19:00 <Q{> i did so
19:00 <Q{> she works 13hr day 
20:00 <Q{> i stayed at her place wait for her to come back home
20:00 <Q{> till she get day off
21:00 <Q{> she makes more money than me
21:00 <Q{> 8k a month after tax man
21:00 <Student> Q{ you could be a very good story writer
21:00 <Q{> lol
22:00 <Q{> she got even sexier sister
22:00 <Q{> she said im too younger for her
22:00 <Q{> also she get shift around all over the world
22:00 <Student> my gosh
23:00 <Q{> her sister lived in my town
23:00 <Q{> she moved to another state 2 weeks ago
23:00 <Q{> she said it is too bad lol
24:00 <Q{> she goes to another state to study pharmacy
24:00 <Skirmish> What is it with people and their fairy tales on irc?! 
24:00 <Q{> im not kidding!
24:00 <Student> ha ha
25:00 <Skirmish> LOL @ facebook whingers complaining about police upping fines in School Zones to $3702 + 7 demerit points.
25:00 <Q{> she got 2 degrees, then finally decided to do nursing
25:00 <Serenity> 3k?
25:00 <Serenity> wow
25:00 <Q{> then join the airforce 
26:00 <Q{> i kind of want her to be my sugar moma
27:00 <Q{> i stay home be her house man
27:00 <Q{> while i work on my own thing
27:00 <Q{> i work from home
27:00 <Loof> hey Matthew, how's the ass cheese going?
27:00 <Skirmish> Use a mobile phone in a school zone whist driving = $415 + 4 demerit points. 
28:00 <Q{> one cop in LA ran over a movie director
28:00 <Serenity> got a link for that Skirmish
28:00 <Q{> ppl accused cop of using cell phone
28:00 <Loof> i bet you leave shit smudges on your window from mooning your neighbours
28:00 <Skirmish> Looks like NSW police are getting serious about people that don't follow the rules in school zones during school hours. 
28:00 <Q{> at time of accident
28:00 <Skirmish> https://www.facebook.com/TrafficServicesNSWPF
28:00 <Skirmish> https://www.facebook.com/CampbelltownLAC/photos/pcb.703246883061929/703246779728606/?type=1&theater
29:00 <Skirmish> Your hostility is getting out of control Loof.  Cut it out you nutbag. 
29:00 <couleurs> agreed
30:00 <Bastardly_One> he just joins to abuse people
30:00 <Bastardly_One> doesn't seem to matter who
30:00 <Q{> omg really
30:00 <Q{> what a sicko
30:00 <Bastardly_One> the cunt needs a forced time out
30:00 <couleurs> he is fat, bald and lonely like Picard 
30:00 <couleurs> they are probably brothers
30:00 <Bastardly_One> he relies on pot 
30:00 <Skirmish> Your hostility is getting out of control B1.  Cut it out you nutbag.
30:00 <Bastardly_One> and if he has none he goes stupid
31:00 <Bastardly_One> like more stupider than usual
31:00 <couleurs> hope he die
31:00 <Bastardly_One> Skirmish, fuck you and the horse you rode in on ... evening
31:00 <Serenity> Skirmish every day i sit outside the school i see people ignoring the cross walk lady
32:00 <Serenity> i wish we had fines like that
32:00 <Bastardly_One> you don't?
32:00 <Bastardly_One> we have all sorts in vic for school zones too
33:00 <Serenity> not to that extent
33:00 <Serenity> we have the fines just not that big
37:00 <Q{> http://finance.yahoo.com/news/how-i-saved--24-000-while-traveling-the-world-172416894.html
39:00 <Q{> http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/mma-cagewriter/world-s-toughest-woman-loves-pokemon--ronda-rousey-geeks-out-152327624.html
46:00 <Bastardly_One> Oh, ok
46:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah duh 
46:00 <Bastardly_One> ronda likes her video games
46:00 <Bastardly_One> and seen her fight?
46:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck moi!
46:00 <Bastardly_One> should youtube one of her matches
46:00 <Bastardly_One> she's brutal
47:00 <Bastardly_One> current UFC womens title I think 
56:00 <Matthew> xm, I love Golden Girls
57:00 <xm> i jsut cant relate to it. but last time i tried to watch it was primary school
58:00 <xm> maybe ill yt a few clips
58:00 <Q{> no i havent seen her fight
59:00 <Q{> yeh youtube her now
00:00 <Bastardly_One> you should Q
00:00 <Bastardly_One> she's a great fighter
01:00 <Bastardly_One> I didn't know until recently though that Bellator MMA was like the newbie testing ground for UFC
01:00 <Bastardly_One> I love MMA
01:00 <Q{> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zo4hyi7rssw#t=116
01:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Ronda Rousey vs. Julia Budd (Nov 19, 2011) 9:19 - Category: Sports - 2,552,752 - 3,935 likes (91.2%), 379 dislikes (8.8%)
01:00 <Q{> judo mother
02:00 <Bastardly_One> correct
02:00 <Bastardly_One> and brutal ... <3
02:00 <Q{> judo world champion
02:00 <Bastardly_One> correct again
05:00 <couleurs> yeh but
05:00 <couleurs> n e 1 4 FiFa?
07:00 <xm> no i sprainded both wrists when trying to rescue a kitten
09:00 <couleurs> bendege
09:00 <xm> liek beckham 
11:00 <couleurs> agreed
15:00 <Skirmish> Sprained both your wrists trying to rescue a kitten?  
15:00 <Skirmish> Was it stuck in your penis and you were furiously jerking to try shoot it out? 
18:00 <Skirmish> http://www.ilycouture.com/product_p/wifeyneckg.htm    <------ The mrs wants one of these now.  Her birthday is a demanding time of the year. 
29:00 <Picard> hrrrmmmm
34:00 <Zade> hello Picard
39:00 <Serenity> i hate it when my bumhole goes running around the internet by its self
47:00 <Skirmish> http://i.imgur.com/bvUMHxj.gif   <--------- Beagle and Panda. 
47:00 <couleurs> agreed
48:00 <Bastardly_One> lol Skirmish
48:00 <Bastardly_One> so ... wrong
49:00 <Bastardly_One> wanna see me? I found me on imgur
49:00 <Skirmish> Pile of dust? 
49:00 <Bastardly_One> http://i.imgur.com/Wv7JvDS.gif
49:00 <Bastardly_One> realise me!
49:00 <Bastardly_One> I am the night!
50:00 <Bastardly_One> how cute is that? 
50:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
50:00 <Bastardly_One> he is one pissed off bat huh?
50:00 <Bastardly_One> evening The_Baron
50:00 <The_Baron> evening b1
57:00 <Skirmish> Jewel is the only person on irc ever that I have been afraid of. 
57:00 <Skirmish> That bitch is crazy.  Longie told me about how she was obsessed with him .... she's that special kind of crazy. 
58:00 <Picard> ffs eating spiders
58:00 <Picard> Jewel is a nut job
59:00 <Jewel> cause i dont want to talk to you?
59:00 <Picard> cause u are a lying fucking whore who is fucked in the head
59:00 <Jewel> the only time ive spoken to you was when you were begging for my picture for 2 hours
00:00 <Picard> see what im saying 
00:00 <Picard> lies....
00:00 <Jewel> now cease to speak to me
00:00 <Picard> die in a fire cunt
01:00 <The_Baron> lol
01:00 <Skirmish> Jewel is that the kind of woman that will kill the poor bastard that ends up dating her.  
01:00 <Bastardly_One> Picard, I'd believe her on that 
01:00 <Bastardly_One> you're know to do that shit
01:00 <Skirmish> Any other woman on irc I would believe it ... her? No way. 
02:00 <Picard> she is a head case
02:00 <Jewel> hes a disguisting human being and i only realised he exists is when he started begging me for my picture randomly
02:00 <Picard> kills a guy because he gets random sms's in the middle of the night
04:00 <Picard> Bastardly_One you're known to be a fuck head and a loser. whats ya point?
06:00 <The_Baron> yeah Picard, u are a creepy lil weirdo perve
06:00 <Jewel> why is he even allowed here
06:00 <Jewel> harasses everyone
06:00 <Picard> lol @ the serial stalker
07:00 <MrMark> booo!
09:00 <Skirmish> LOL @ Jewel asking why others are even allowed in here when I know there is at least one op that would love to ban her ass forever.
09:00 <Picard> stupid mole
09:00 <slinky_J> om de butt
09:00 <slinky_J> in*
09:00 <couleurs> hi Jewel 
09:00 <Picard> u like it in the butt
09:00 <slinky_J> yup
09:00 <Jewel> hi couleurs
09:00 <slinky_J> hahaha
09:00 <Picard> fag
10:00 <couleurs> i heard u had 1 good song 
10:00 <slinky_J> lol
10:00 <Jewel> aw thats now how you say it couleurs
10:00 <Pete> Skirmish why you been a asshole for?
10:00 <slinky_J> he doesnt know any better
10:00 <couleurs> <couleurs> Jewel u had 1 good song!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
10:00 <Pete> do you pay for the person internet bill?
10:00 <slinky_J> it's the only way he gets attention on irc
11:00 <Picard> Skirmish is just saying it how it is, why is that being an asshole?
11:00 <slinky_J> Skirmish is a sheep
11:00 <Skirmish> Is it rage time now panda? 
11:00 <Pete> Picard Mate Skirmish is a black sheep.
11:00 <Skirmish> Pete: who are you again? 
11:00 <slinky_J> r u goin to cry again Skirmish?
11:00 <Jewel> mucch better couleurs :) thank you, and i am proud of my 1 song
12:00 <Skirmish> Again? lol I cried before? 
12:00 <slinky_J> did it suck balls not being popular as a child?
12:00 <slinky_J> :(
12:00 <Skirmish> I was popular. I still am. :) 
12:00 <slinky_J> yea u did u cried about hiphoppy waaah
12:00 <slinky_J> haha
12:00 <Pete> 4LOL4
12:00 <slinky_J> i love your hardcore nick Skirmish
12:00 <slinky_J> better watch out he'll pull a gun on ya!
12:00 <Picard> fuck up joch
12:00 <Picard> josh
12:00 <Pete> you should of called you're self kermit the frog 
13:00 <Skirmish> I cried about hiphop?  You're losing your mind panda with all the lies. 
13:00 <slinky_J> haha Pete
13:00 <Picard> pieterpanda is back
13:00 <slinky_J> stop copying everyone else Skirmish
13:00 <Picard> rageeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
13:00 <MrMark> we all behaving?
13:00 <slinky_J> formulate your own identity
13:00 <Pete> Picard im not that dude , if you're saying im
13:00 <Picard> no
13:00 <Skirmish> Yeah I am like everyone else right now because EVERYONE is tired of your pathological lies Panda.  Take the hint maybe?  Reform your ways?
14:00 <slinky_J> you a priest now?
14:00 <Picard> panda googles his life experience
14:00 <Jewel> MrMark i dont think so
14:00 <MrMark> oooer
14:00 <Jewel> lol
14:00 <Jewel> some ppl need to be spanked
14:00 <slinky_J> worse Skirmish, you're a fool for believing what people say
14:00 <slinky_J> and raging on about it
14:00 <Picard> fuck of Jewel
14:00 <Skirmish> Pete: You're a nobody on the irc stage.  No idea where you came from or who you are.  Getting a line that you're some knob from WA ... not that it makes a difference. 
14:00 <slinky_J> Jewel flipped out at me last nite lol
15:00 <slinky_J> just cause i dont remember her
15:00 <Picard> <slinky_J> worse Skirmish, you're a fool for believing what people say  <--- that makes no sense
15:00 <slinky_J> ON THE IRC STAGE!
15:00 <slinky_J> that says it all right thurr 
15:00 <Jewel> well you did share some pathetic poem about your son
15:00 <Skirmish> Panda is the sad story on our irc stage. 
15:00 <Jewel> with me
15:00 <slinky_J> <Skirmish> I'm high up on the irc food chain baby!
15:00 <slinky_J> lols
15:00 <Jewel> i thought yud remember who you share pathetic poems with
15:00 <Jewel> you alcoholic
15:00 <slinky_J> don't be so cross Jewel, i asked who you were
16:00 <slinky_J> no reason to go on and on in pm insulting me because of it.
16:00 <Picard> jewel u loose whore shouldnt u be out working?
16:00 <Jewel> shut up
16:00 <Picard> jennifer
16:00 <Jewel> go write some more poetry about your poor son
16:00 <slinky_J> lol
16:00 <slinky_J> so aggressive
16:00 <Jewel> anyways
16:00 <Jewel> dont talk to me
16:00 <slinky_J> i like that in a woman
16:00 <Picard> jennifer shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
16:00 <Skirmish> True friends don't judge each other. They judge others, together.  You've got no friends Panda. 
16:00 <slinky_J> haha, i asked you not to talk to me
16:00 <slinky_J> your choice to respond.
16:00 <Jewel> i dont think you like women
17:00 <slinky_J> I like a lot of things
17:00 <Jewel> whatever
17:00 <slinky_J> ok
17:00 <slinky_J> im sorry i didnt remember you
17:00 <slinky_J> thing is
17:00 <The_Baron> gosh ur all such a ray of sunshine tonight
17:00 <slinky_J> i still don't.
17:00 <slinky_J> hahahahaha
18:00 <slinky_J> just got home its froizing outside
18:00 <couleurs> ps4!!!!!!!!
18:00 <Jewel> you know why you dont remember...cause your brain is fried from drugs and alcohol
18:00 <Picard> lol
18:00 <Lish> Omg
18:00 <Lish> So retarded
18:00 <Lish> Like irc special
19:00 <slinky_J> that's what you tell yourself
19:00 <Skirmish> Welcome to the Panda show Lish.
19:00 <Jewel> ok alcoholic
19:00 <Picard> pieterpanda
19:00 <slinky_J> i speak to you once or twice and i should remember you?
19:00 <Jewel> fine
19:00 <Jewel> do you ever just shut up
19:00 <Picard> Jewel will stalk u now panda
19:00 <slinky_J> you could apologise
19:00 <slinky_J> for being so rude
20:00 <slinky_J> lol Picard
20:00 <Picard> she is a cunt
20:00 <Jewel> i dont think so :)
20:00 <Picard> ignore her
20:00 <slinky_J> i bet she is
20:00 <Picard> lies
20:00 <Picard> talks shit
20:00 <Picard> and a total cunt
20:00 <Jewel> adelaide alcoholic
21:00 <Jewel> i feel sorry for your son
21:00 <Picard> u are?
21:00 <slinky_J> lol
21:00 <Picard> Jewel u should get help
21:00 <Picard> lollllllllllllllllll
21:00 <slinky_J> LOLOL
21:00 <Picard> Jewel are u obese?
22:00 <Picard> is that why u dont share pics?
22:00 <Jewel> he wrote some pathetic poem for his son
22:00 <The_Baron> u mentioned that like 3 times now
22:00 <Picard> obsessed much chubba
22:00 <Jewel> patheticccccccc
22:00 <Lish> Hahahah Picard 
22:00 <Lish> Stop trying to pick up women by insulting them
23:00 <slinky_J> I haven't written a poem for my son btw
23:00 <Jewel> ummm
23:00 <Jewel> that long thing that i didnt read
23:00 <Jewel> but told you i did
23:00 <Jewel> was a pathetic poem for your poor son
23:00 <slinky_J> i dont write long poems
23:00 <Jewel> an alcoholic dad
24:00 <Jewel> you did :)
24:00 <Jewel> stupid moron
24:00 <Attila> he's a poet, and I didn't know it. 
24:00 <slinky_J> last night you accused me of being on drugs and alcohol
24:00 <slinky_J> what happened to the drugs maan?!
24:00 <slinky_J> i need my fix
24:00 <Jewel> go and overdose
24:00 <Jewel> your son will be better off
24:00 <slinky_J> if you drank a little and ate less you'd lose weight Jennilo
25:00 <Jewel> yes Attila he showed me some 3 page poem
25:00 <Jewel> that i didnt read
25:00 <slinky_J> 3 page
25:00 <Jewel> oooo 
25:00 <slinky_J> lol
25:00 <Jewel> youre so clever
25:00 <slinky_J> ive never written a 3 page poem in my life
25:00 <Jewel> you never shut up
25:00 <slinky_J> did it consist of four bar stanzas?
25:00 <slinky_J> do you know what they are?
25:00 <The_Baron> if u guys were drugs, u'd be downers, fuck me dead u lot going on like a bunch of raggy bitches
25:00 <Jewel> i dont doubt that you could write 400 page poem
25:00 <slinky_J> Jennilo would you like a wendys hotdog?
25:00 <Jewel> no thanks
25:00 <Jewel> idiot
26:00 <Jewel> go write some more lame poems for your poor son
26:00 <slinky_J> lol i just had an awesome nite
26:00 <Jewel> you spent it on irc?
26:00 <slinky_J> you said that already
26:00 <slinky_J> no
26:00 <Picard> Jewel have u stopped eating at maccas, i heard their sales are down 
26:00 <Jewel> whatever
26:00 <slinky_J> lmao
26:00 <slinky_J> AHAHAHA
27:00 <Skirmish> 3 page poem?  Sure it wasn't a suicide note? 
27:00 <slinky_J> a three page suicide note's a little excessive, don't you think?
27:00 <slinky_J> may aswell not commit suicide..
27:00 <Picard> 4 big macs and 3 large shakes is excessive
28:00 <Picard> that whats Jewel ate for lunch
28:00 <slinky_J> lmao
28:00 <Picard> she wasnt feeling hungry today
28:00 <The_Baron> Picard, everything u type makes me facepalm
28:00 <slinky_J> im facepalming my dick
28:00 <The_Baron> that's....flexible?
28:00 <Jewel> i wouldnt call a 1 inch a penis
28:00 <Picard> The_Baron do u like fat chics?
29:00 <Jewel> its like extra skin
29:00 <slinky_J> could you spread your legs to fit a penis in?
29:00 <Jewel> i bet you do
29:00 <Picard> Jewel is so fat when she takes a shit she has to wipe forward
29:00 <slinky_J> no, that'd be my ass cheeks
29:00 <slinky_J> LOL!!!
29:00 <The_Baron> depends on fat
29:00 <Picard> her vags smells like shit
29:00 <Jewel> im sure you do that alot
29:00 <xm> forget writing 3 page emo poems panda. just memorise the ingredients to the big mac and get one for free when you rap it out. it might impress this Jewel. if this is your intent
29:00 <The_Baron> though chubby chicks, if the tits are ahead of the gut
29:00 <The_Baron> all good
29:00 <The_Baron> other way around :S
30:00 <slinky_J> xm you got it twisted himey
30:00 <slinky_J> i said, i've never written such a long poem
30:00 <Jewel> you wrote something very lame for your son
30:00 <slinky_J> she's compensating for my not remembering her last night
30:00 <Jewel> which i only read the first line
30:00 <slinky_J> oh so now I wrote something
30:00 <Jewel> a poem
30:00 <slinky_J> a poem
30:00 <Jewel> i should find it
30:00 <xm> Jewel if you are JenniLo then i've talked to you before. although it wasnt a pleasant experience for you
31:00 <slinky_J> LOL
31:00 <Jewel> yes xm
31:00 <slinky_J> exposed
31:00 <xm> im not sure which channel it was
31:00 <Picard> Jewel why are u so cut? panda doesnt fuck fat chics u have no chance
31:00 <Picard> move on
31:00 <xm> are you a friend of that mars guy or whoever it was?
31:00 <Jewel> who?
31:00 <slinky_J> ROFFLE
31:00 <xm> ok not him
31:00 <slinky_J> ahahahaha
31:00 <xm> so another channel
31:00 <Jewel> im not friends with anyone from here
31:00 <Jewel> :)
31:00 <slinky_J> oh daddy
31:00 <Picard> well fuck off then Jewel
31:00 <Jewel> xm
31:00 <slinky_J> xm
32:00 <xm> xm
32:00 <slinky_J> xm xm
32:00 <Jewel> and panda
32:00 <Skirmish> Jewel isn't friends with anyone.  She's a bat shit irc stalker.  She makes the obsessed gf meme girl look normal. 
32:00 <Jewel> you have a gay voice
32:00 <Lish> Picard: Why so bitter
32:00 <Jewel> just thought id tell you
32:00 <slinky_J> xm xm xm xm and panda
32:00 <slinky_J> i put on a gay voice every time i ring telstra
32:00 <slinky_J> hahaha
32:00 <xm> JenniLo was it #politicaldiscussion?
32:00 <slinky_J> bingo
32:00 <Picard> no friends in here yet she is here
33:00 <Jewel> was it xm
33:00 <Jewel> xm you dont need to help out your panda friend
33:00 <Picard> bit like Lish, everyone here hates here yet she comes here to stalk me
33:00 <Lish> No one hates me
33:00 <Lish> xm: Do you hate me?
33:00 <Picard> Lish is  DISGUSTING person
33:00 <xm> im just curious about where we had our little scuffle
33:00 <The_Baron> I hate mondays
33:00 <The_Baron> tee hee hee
33:00 <Jewel> we had a scuffle xm?
33:00 <Lish> I'm not disgusting 
33:00 <slinky_J> man skyfall is boring
34:00 <The_Baron> AFK
34:00 <Picard> husband is in hospital dying and she is here loooking for cock
34:00 <Lish> I'm rad
34:00 <Jewel> i thought you were ok
34:00 <slinky_J> it should just be porn
34:00 <Jewel> i guess not
34:00 <Lish> My husband isn't in hospital
34:00 <xm> Jewel, pretty common between anyone new and me
34:00 <Picard> he was
34:00 <MrMark> cock
34:00 <Lish> Stop being a weirdo Picard 
34:00 <Skirmish> I only like women after I have seen their breasts.  Want to be friends Lish? 
34:00 <xm> nothing personal
34:00 <Picard> and u were here everynight
34:00 <Jewel> i dont remember bad experience with you xm
34:00 <Lish> Skirmish: Pass
34:00 <slinky_J> this is why Skirmish is a virgin
34:00 <Jewel> i thought we had ok talk
34:00 <slinky_J> but dw lish
34:00 <The_Baron> asking Picard to stop being a creepy wierdos is like asking a gazzelle not to leap through the forest
34:00 <Picard> begging for irc cock
34:00 <Skirmish> A virgin with a 13yo son lol
34:00 <slinky_J> he is very high up on the irc food chain!
34:00 <The_Baron> his lameness is almost majestic
34:00 <slinky_J> he's mr popular!
34:00 <The_Baron> -s
34:00 <xm> OK then maybe ive mistaken you for another crazy chick
35:00 <xm> someone who got several political channels black listed
35:00 <xm> even to this day!
35:00 <Jewel> maybe youre just crazy xm
35:00 <Skirmish> xm: There has been no mistake.  Jewel is crazy.
35:00 <slinky_J> uh oh
35:00 <Jewel> im pretty sure i can go into that channel
35:00 <slinky_J> now you're crazy xm!
35:00 <slinky_J> lol
35:00 <xm> but that is correct
35:00 <Lish> Seems accurate xm haha
35:00 <Jewel> panda
35:00 <The_Baron> Jewel, ur pretty annoying
36:00 <Jewel> shouldnt you be writing some more pathetic poems for your son
36:00 <Jewel> The_Baron thanks
36:00 <The_Baron> because u repeat urself like a bad drunk
36:00 <Jewel> ignore me
36:00 <slinky_J> lol
36:00 <The_Baron> though u probably aren't drunk
36:00 <Picard> Jewel shouldnt u be off to maccas before they close?
36:00 <Jewel> and?
36:00 <The_Baron> just a bit of a mental midget I imagine
36:00 <slinky_J> lols
36:00 <Jewel> do i care what you say
36:00 <The_Baron> do I ?
36:00 <slinky_J> this is my irc bday present
36:00 <Jewel> you know
36:00 <slinky_J> i love it!
36:00 <Jewel> there was austnet celebrity game here
36:00 <Jewel> and they did you The_Baron
37:00 <Jewel> i forget what facts they mentioned
37:00 <Picard> Jewel do u order a family feast for yourself at kfc?
37:00 <Jewel> has autism
37:00 <Jewel> wanks 159 times a day
37:00 <The_Baron> tick
37:00 <Jewel> :)
37:00 <slinky_J> told you she's crazy
37:00 <slinky_J> picard told u first
37:00 <Picard> batt shit crazy
37:00 <Lish> Jewel: How old are you
37:00 <slinky_J> Jewel did you know Picard is my father irl?
37:00 <The_Baron> 159 times a day and I could still muster up some spunk in ur eye, Jewel ;P
37:00 <Jewel> i wasnt crazy when you showed me your pathetic poem for your son 
37:00 <Jewel> The_Baron eww
37:00 <The_Baron> it's called talent u useless bint
37:00 <slinky_J> oi old man u bringing me back a fucken midget prossie from thailand or what?
37:00 <Picard> Jewel is angry
37:00 <Jewel> Lish how old are you
38:00 <Lish> 28
38:00 <Picard> no one remembers her so she rages
38:00 <Jewel> shouldnt you be jerking off The_Baron
38:00 <Lish> Oh wait
38:00 <Lish> I'm 29
38:00 <Lish> I had a birthday
38:00 <The_Baron> who said I wasn;t?
38:00 <Picard> lol @ 35
38:00 <Jewel> then stop typing
38:00 <slinky_J> who should be jerking off The_Baron
38:00 <slinky_J> im down!
38:00 <slinky_J> hahaha
38:00 <The_Baron> see I'm that good
38:00 <Jewel> panda wants to jerk you The_Baron
38:00 <slinky_J> my hands are so warm
38:00 <Picard> 35,single,obese,obsessed with eating 
38:00 <The_Baron> I can type three times as fast as u with one hand
38:00 <Picard> poor Jewel
39:00 <slinky_J> nice pun
39:00 <Jewel> anywho
39:00 <The_Baron> that good
39:00 <slinky_J> who?
39:00 <Picard> rage quit Jewel?
39:00 <slinky_J> WHO IS ANY WHO?
39:00 <The_Baron> where?
39:00 <The_Baron> what?!
39:00 <slinky_J> eye yam wee tar did
39:00 <Jewel> you guys are the result of drug abuse
39:00 <slinky_J> NO
39:00 <Jewel> and its sad panda has spawn
40:00 <The_Baron> and you are the result of missing chromosomes
40:00 <The_Baron> what of it?
40:00 <Jewel> :)
40:00 <slinky_J> Spawn is black you fool!
40:00 <slinky_J> haha
40:00 <Jewel> your soul is black
40:00 <Jewel> alco
40:00 <The_Baron> your soul probably pours out gravy u fat bitch
40:00 <The_Baron> now fuck off
40:00 <slinky_J> im on my fifth pot of tea
40:00 <slinky_J> almost on it.. even
40:00 <Picard> jewel is your keyboard all greasy from eating maccas and irc'ing?
41:00 <Skirmish> WAIT ... I WORKED IT OUT.  PANDA WHY DID YOU ABANDON BABY GAMMY! 
41:00 <Picard> lol Skirmish
41:00 <Jewel> The_Baron who are you?
41:00 <Jewel> im not sure why you are abusing me
41:00 <slinky_J> baby gammy?
41:00 <Picard> Lish how much randon cock did u find when your husband was on his death bed?
41:00 <The_Baron> because u are boring
41:00 <The_Baron> all u do is repeat yourself
41:00 <Jewel> ..........
41:00 <The_Baron> repeat yourself
41:00 <The_Baron> yourself
41:00 <Lish> Hahaha 
41:00 <The_Baron> repeat
41:00 <Jewel> then ignore me loser
42:00 <slinky_J> Skirmish u and i r not ever going to be ok
42:00 <Lish> Picard: Plenty, none of it you. So that's a win for mankind 
42:00 <slinky_J> im sorry
42:00 <Skirmish> Panda ... Y U ABANDON GAMMY http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2014/07/31/article-2712562-2029EC8E00000578-23_634x418.jpg
42:00 <Picard> Jewel fuck off, no one likes u here
42:00 <slinky_J> i just dont like try hards.
42:00 <The_Baron> I didn't say you weren't fun coz your easy to stir up however
42:00 <slinky_J> toys
42:00 <Picard> Lish ive seen your pic, i wouldnt fuck you with pandas dick
42:00 <Jewel> shut up 
42:00 <Jewel> where are the ops
42:00 <Lish> Why do you beg for it in private 
42:00 <The_Baron> like the ops would give a fuck
42:00 <Lish> Weirdo
42:00 <slinky_J> omgosh that's a really really cruel thing to say Skirmish
42:00 <The_Baron> this is the wild west
42:00 <slinky_J> that poor kid
42:00 <Skirmish> Why did you abandon that child?
42:00 <Picard> i dont beg for anything off u whore
43:00 <Jewel> simba would
43:00 <Picard> u disgust me
43:00 <slinky_J> anyway, you try living with a physically abusive fiancee.
43:00 <The_Baron> minus the Tuburculosis and gingam of course
43:00 <Lish> Hhaha sure Picard 
43:00 <slinky_J> hit you with iron chairs n shit
43:00 <The_Baron> gingham*
43:00 <Lish> People believe me, not you
43:00 <Jewel> panda really needs psyhological help
43:00 <Picard> like fuck they do
43:00 <Skirmish> slinky_J: Is this you creating the back story behind you beating up a woman?
43:00 <xm> left the room for a bit, came back, skim read, and thought it said TheBaron had slept with a celebrity from here and they had details about it:
43:00 <xm> [19:36:27] 18<Jewel18> there was austnet celebrity game here
43:00 <xm> [19:36:31] 18<Jewel18> and they did you The_Baron
43:00 <xm> [19:36:35] 18<Jewel18> i forget what facts they mentioned
43:00 <slinky_J> uh
43:00 <Picard> all the guys talked about how u wanted cock when your poor sick husband was in hospital
43:00 <The_Baron> and you need a spellchecker
43:00 <slinky_J> you mean an origin story
43:00 <Picard> thats disgusting
44:00 <slinky_J> it took me a while to get that surname from Mew
44:00 <Jewel> no
44:00 <Jewel> they were doing ausnet people celebrity head
44:00 <slinky_J> turned out it wasnt so hard after all.
44:00 <Jewel> and the baron was one of the people
44:00 <Picard> Jewel u better hurry, kfc is closing
44:00 <Jewel> as in he is lame
44:00 <slinky_J> Skirmish, you're a follower
45:00 <slinky_J> it must suck 
45:00 <slinky_J> you'll befriend anybody that will have you
45:00 <Jewel> you suck panda
45:00 <slinky_J> you and I used to chat
45:00 <Jewel> anyone that will let you
45:00 <Jewel> haha
45:00 <slinky_J> you were always chatting to me
45:00 <slinky_J> now u cry
45:00 <slinky_J> like Jewel.
46:00 <Picard> Jewel is a loner, everyone hates the fat chic
46:00 <Jewel> if you want to talk to a bipolar person
46:00 <Jewel> talk to panda
46:00 <slinky_J> when she miscariages into the toilet because shes so fat she didnt know her dad impregnated her
46:00 <Skirmish> I got tired of your shit Panda.  Sorry.  I have only so much tolerance.
46:00 <Mew> you could've just asked slinky_j
46:00 <Jewel> gross
46:00 <slinky_J> hold one Skirmish
46:00 <slinky_J> i seem to remember telling it as it was weeks ago
46:00 <Picard> Jewel wipe forward?
46:00 <slinky_J> so dont rewrite history to save face.
46:00 <Mew> hold one Skirmish
47:00 <slinky_J> it's kewl Mew, it's on file now so thx
47:00 <Lish> My feet are cold
47:00 <Mew> lmao
47:00 <Mew> a new story appears
47:00 <slinky_J> mever can be too carefull
47:00 <xm> [19:33:13] 19<Lish> xm: Do you hate me? <--- you can make amends by sending me footage of 30ish yearold women acting half their age over Hanson
47:00 <Skirmish> You're pixels on my screen mang.  I couldn't care less what you think about me.  *brushes the shoulders*
47:00 <Lish> No you were supposed to defend me 
47:00 <Lish> Jackass 
47:00 <Mew> mever ever
48:00 <Lish> I send you nothing
48:00 <Jewel> go write another poem for your son Panda
48:00 <Jewel> im sure that one will be pathetic too
48:00 <Lish> Actually I uploaded the video xm 
48:00 <Skirmish> Mew: You missed the back story.  He bashed a woman because she was an abusive fiance. 
48:00 <Mew> ohhhhh
48:00 <Skirmish> She deserved it. 
48:00 <slinky_J> I never said that..
48:00 <xm> link us up m8
49:00 <Skirmish> [21:43] <slinky_J> anyway, you try living with a physically abusive fiancee.
49:00 <slinky_J> I said, try living with a physically abusive fiancee
49:00 <slinky_J> yes
49:00 <Skirmish> [21:43] <slinky_J> hit you with iron chairs n shit
49:00 <slinky_J> oui!
49:00 <Jewel> who would want to live with you
49:00 <Jewel> vale saint
49:00 <slinky_J> saynt
49:00 <Jewel> vale idiot
49:00 <slinky_J> bad memory jewel
49:00 <Jewel> my memory is fine you alco
50:00 <Picard> Lish has no friends
50:00 <slinky_J> why'd you call me saint
50:00 <Skirmish> You still haven't answered me slinky_J.  Why did you abandon baby gammy?
50:00 <slinky_J> do you have fat fingers?
50:00 <slinky_J> Skirmish that's not even funny
50:00 <Jewel> i like that you dont like it
50:00 <Jewel> vale saint
50:00 <slinky_J> that poor child left overseas with the surrogate
50:00 <slinky_J> and you're bagging it out..
50:00 <Picard> Jewel ate her kid
50:00 <Lish> I have real life friends 
51:00 <slinky_J> is this how you chat up women irl Skirmish?
51:00 <Picard> of course u do Lish, thats why u are here 24/7
51:00 <Jewel> how do you chat up humans
51:00 <Jewel> heres a poem about my son
51:00 <Lish> I'm not here 24/7
51:00 <Skirmish> Yes. I walk up to women and say "Hey baby, why did you abandon that down syndrome kid?"
51:00 <Skirmish> Works every time.
51:00 <Lish> I only come on around 7pm until I go to bed at 10.30
51:00 <slinky_J> i like to chat up old world monkeys
51:00 <Picard> u have no friends
51:00 <slinky_J> baboons mm
51:00 <slinky_J> dat ass
52:00 <slinky_J> that plump, ruby red ass!
52:00 <slinky_J> i dont have a poem about my son.
52:00 <Lish> Cool pic
52:00 <slinky_J> Skirmish, how old are you? I'm just asking a simple question.
53:00 <Jewel> 36
53:00 <Jewel> and he is a single dad like you
53:00 <Jewel> and drives a yellow ford falcon
53:00 <Jewel> booo
54:00 <Skirmish> I am 36, not single and do not drive a yellow falcon. 
54:00 <Picard> lol
54:00 <slinky_J> lol
54:00 <slinky_J> ok cool
54:00 <Skirmish> I have not driven a yellow falcon since 2009. 
54:00 <slinky_J> least you bother answering
54:00 <slinky_J> Jennilo why do you lie about Skirmish?
54:00 <Skirmish> That is how far in the past Jewel lives.  2009. 
54:00 <slinky_J> did he reject you
54:00 <slinky_J> i bet he did
55:00 <Picard> jennilo needs a maxitaxi to transport her fat arse
55:00 <Skirmish> I replied like I do to anyone that asks Panda. I don't lie on the internet so I have nothing to worry about people knowing the odd thing about me. 
56:00 <slinky_J> i dont figure you to be a liar
56:00 <Picard> just an idiot
56:00 <slinky_J> that
56:00 <slinky_J> lol\
57:00 <Jewel> no
57:00 <Picard> chubba whats no?
57:00 <Jewel> he wanted to meet after first chat and i said no
58:00 <Jewel> he must hate rejection
58:00 <slinky_J> chubbley
58:00 <slinky_J> no he didnt
58:00 <Picard> u are use to rejections jennilo?
58:00 <slinky_J> he's not a fuckwit like you
58:00 <slinky_J> Picard u handle her man i gotta take a piss
58:00 <slinky_J> push ur down a hill kthx
58:00 <Lish> Not nice slinky_J 
59:00 <Picard> under a bus
59:00 <Picard> she is so fat a car wouldnt go over her
59:00 <Jewel> Panda has def not taking his medicine
00:00 <Jewel> poor guy
00:00 <Picard> whats your excuse for being a fuckhead?
01:00 <slinky_J> LOL
01:00 <slinky_J> Picard remember The Fugitive
01:00 <Picard> yes
01:00 <Picard> y
01:00 <slinky_J> she caused the bus accident
01:00 <slinky_J> rollin down the hill
01:00 <slinky_J> remember?
01:00 <slinky_J> then Ford escapes!
02:00 <slinky_J> and she's chasing him screaming HUNGRY HUNGRY HIPPPOOO
02:00 <Picard> lol
02:00 <slinky_J> aha
03:00 <Picard> chubba 
11:00 <slinky_J> u like vietnamese food Picard?
12:00 <slinky_J> or like just asian food overall
12:00 <Picard> asian food overall
12:00 <slinky_J> werd
13:00 <slinky_J> you ever been to thailand b4 or is this a first?
27:00 <Picard> first time
27:00 <slinky_J> choice!
27:00 <slinky_J> you been over seas much?
28:00 <Bastardly_One> *belches*
28:00 <Bastardly_One> singapore noodles for the win
28:00 <Bastardly_One> *belches again*
28:00 <Jewel> smelly
29:00 <Mew> jewelie
30:00 <Mew> me jewelieee
31:00 <Bastardly_One> be thankful they've not digested yet
31:00 <Jewel> Mewww sorry
31:00 <Bastardly_One> and it was just belching
31:00 <Jewel> hello :)
31:00 <Skirmish> Singapore noodles for lunch tomorrow now.  Thanks a bunch B1.
32:00 <Skirmish> I sometimes wish I could go overseas. 
32:00 <Skirmish> Then I remember all the hoops I need to jump through in order to go and all the debriefing when I get home.  I don't want to go overseas after that.
33:00 <slinky_J> i yawneded
33:00 <Bastardly_One> wow, I was of help to Skirmish for once 
33:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
33:00 <slinky_J> debriefing?
33:00 <slinky_J> oh
33:00 <slinky_J> lol
33:00 <slinky_J> i cant wait to go OS already
33:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah, not had them for aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaages and wanted something else besides fish and all that jazz
34:00 <slinky_J> my kid brother's been around the world twice
34:00 <Bastardly_One> done my o/s jaunt
34:00 <Bastardly_One> would love to go back to the US and reside actually
34:00 <Bastardly_One> that's because a lot of my close friends are from there
34:00 <Skirmish> Unless I get a job that doesn't involve requiring my govt clearances I won't be going overseas. 
35:00 <Mew> weren't you meant to go to Laos with ur mum like 6mo ago slinky_J?
35:00 <Jewel> Mew
36:00 <Mew> Jewli
36:00 <Jewel> what happened to xarcos
36:00 <Bastardly_One> oh yeah 
36:00 <Jewel> yes Mewie
36:00 <Bastardly_One> that's right he was too
36:00 <Mewel> yup 
36:00 <Bastardly_One> I forgot about that Mew
36:00 <slinky_J> oh my gosh mew
36:00 <Bastardly_One> he was going for sure
36:00 <slinky_J> i thought you knew already
36:00 <Mewel> I have a great irc memory
36:00 <Jewel> LOL
36:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh you were going and should of been and gone already
36:00 <slinky_J> there was a plane crash and mum was put off
37:00 <Mewel> Lmfao
37:00 <Bastardly_One> righty o 
37:00 <Bastardly_One> so, more shit then?
37:00 <Jewel> Mewel i like that nick on you :)
37:00 <slinky_J> ?
37:00 <Mewel> hahw
37:00 <slinky_J> more shit?
37:00 <slinky_J> u having a go b1
37:00 <Mewel> more liiiiies
37:00 <Mewel> busted
37:00 <Mewel> mwahaha
37:00 <slinky_J> there was a plane crash in laos
37:00 <Bastardly_One> I know of that
37:00 <slinky_J> yes
37:00 <Mewel> how convenient
37:00 <Bastardly_One> but I dunno about it putting her off
37:00 <slinky_J> unconvenient
38:00 <Mewel> in..lol
38:00 <slinky_J> what the fuck would you know about my mother?
38:00 <Mewel> wow
38:00 <slinky_J> inconvenient*
38:00 <Mewel> rage incoming
38:00 <slinky_J> no
38:00 <slinky_J> just setting a boundary.
38:00 <Bastardly_One> if she is like you've described her 
38:00 <slinky_J> boundry
38:00 <Bastardly_One> I doubt she'd be that paranoid
38:00 <slinky_J> not paranoid
38:00 <slinky_J> put off
38:00 <slinky_J> her words
39:00 <Bastardly_One> so, sounds suspect on how defensive you are being
39:00 <slinky_J> suspect
39:00 <Bastardly_One> suspect
39:00 <slinky_J> nothing sounds suspect
39:00 <slinky_J> it is what it is.
39:00 <Bastardly_One> anyway ...
39:00 <slinky_J> fucking idiot
39:00 <Jewel> Mewel i would like to say that austnet celebrity head was great
39:00 <Bastardly_One> beg ya fucking pardon?
39:00 <slinky_J> you call her paranoid
39:00 <Bastardly_One> you're the one that makes stories up
39:00 <MrMark> play nice children
39:00 <slinky_J> and say it's suspect
39:00 <Mewel> thanks Jewel I had fun
39:00 <slinky_J> im not making anything up
39:00 <Bastardly_One> I said I doubt she would be that paranoid
39:00 <Mewel> hope u did too xxxx
40:00 <slinky_J> i say it as it is
40:00 <slinky_J> take it or leave it 
40:00 <slinky_J> its none of your business anyway
40:00 <slinky_J> at least we can afford to travel.
40:00 <Jewel> i did too Mewel very muh
40:00 <Mewel> loooool
40:00 <Jewel> much
40:00 <slinky_J> mew is the one that makes stories up.
40:00 <Mewel> typical pandas
41:00 <slinky_J> now I question why I was so kind to you earlier
41:00 <Jewel> pandas with children
41:00 <Jewel> its wrong
41:00 <slinky_J> no more feeding you info
41:00 <Mewel> vom
41:00 <Bastardly_One> what the fuck?
41:00 <Bastardly_One> all I am saying is I remember that 
42:00 <Bastardly_One> or else I'd of forgotten about the Laos thing all together
42:00 <Bastardly_One> touchy!
42:00 <slinky_J> well no need to say i made it up
42:00 <slinky_J> how do i benefit from that?
42:00 <slinky_J> i dont get to go to fucking laos
42:00 <slinky_J> thats real fun
42:00 <Mewel> lmao
45:00 <Jewel> all the lady boys hey
46:00 <slinky_J> tourist trails are for bogans
46:00 <Mewel> maybe he wanted another shitty tattoo
46:00 <MrMark> trannies!
46:00 <slinky_J> people with no intention of experiencing the culture
48:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah, an old woman is going to be in the Laos jungle viet con style
48:00 <Bastardly_One> not
48:00 <druff> itd be unexpected
48:00 <druff> great cover
48:00 <slinky_J> you dont know my mother do you
49:00 <Bastardly_One> in that case
49:00 <slinky_J> according to b1 there're two things in laos, jungle and bars for aussies to get pissed.
49:00 <Bastardly_One> a plane crash wouldn't phase her
49:00 <Bastardly_One> is that so?
49:00 <Skirmish> You should tell people you've already been to Vietnam slinky_J so when you go off your head you can say they are nam flashbacks.
49:00 <Bastardly_One> when did I sa that?
50:00 <Bastardly_One> *say
50:00 <slinky_J> why're you hell bent on insulting my mother?
50:00 <slinky_J> what's up ur arse tonite dude?
50:00 <Bastardly_One> how am I insulting her?
50:00 <Bastardly_One> I am pulling you up on the fact that sounds suspect
50:00 <slinky_J> first she's paranoid now she shouldnt be phased because of a plane crash
51:00 <slinky_J> a plane crash in laos months before we were going to go puts her off
51:00 <slinky_J> the end
51:00 <slinky_J> she's been to cambodia and vietnam anyhoo
52:00 <slinky_J> besides, i just wanted to go over seas, i dont know fuck all about laos
52:00 <slinky_J> haha
52:00 <slinky_J> could've asked me
54:00 <couleurs> oh yeh? i've been over seas 2 tasmenia and nz eat ur hart out
54:00 <slinky_J> i been to tas
54:00 <slinky_J> lol
55:00 <Mewel> really tho?
55:00 <Mewel> or irc tas
55:00 <slinky_J> have you?
55:00 <Mewel> yup
55:00 <slinky_J> did you go to bicheno?
55:00 <slinky_J> did you go to 
55:00 <Mewel> I went tp cradel mountain Charlie
55:00 <slinky_J> "Moontown"
56:00 <Mewel> cradle mooooountain Charlie
56:00 <slinky_J> if you went to tas
56:00 <couleurs> j/k i've never been 2 tasmenier
56:00 <MrMark> mmmmmmmmm trannies
56:00 <slinky_J> you would probably know what Moontown is
56:00 <Mewel> moontown lmao is that your birthplace,?
56:00 <slinky_J> everybody goes to cradle mountain and hobart
56:00 <slinky_J> so you dont know what "Moontown" is
56:00 <slinky_J> how long were you there for?
57:00 <slinky_J> you went to all the tourist places huh
57:00 <Jewel> lol Mewel
57:00 <Mewel> is it where your head was sculpted slinky_J?
57:00 <slinky_J> i had the best pizza in Moontown
57:00 <slinky_J> my skull's a fantastique specimin
58:00 <Mewel> west coast massiffff
58:00 <slinky_J> could just say "Nope, where's that and why's it nicknamed Moontown?"
58:00 <slinky_J> ask*
58:00 <slinky_J> alas, now I wouldnt bother.. :(
58:00 <Mewel> yeah but thats shit
59:00 <Mewel> i much prefer my way
59:00 <slinky_J> how ab-normal
59:00 <Jewel> moonshine
59:00 <Student> my way or high way 
59:00 <Student> oh Jewel :)
59:00 <Mewel> I do wot I want m8
59:00 <slinky_J> Look where you way has taken you
59:00 <Student> you think you do what you want m8
00:00 <slinky_J> to a barren island
00:00 <slinky_J> where nothing ever happens
00:00 <Mewel> you own property here tho
00:00 <Mewel> remember? 
00:00 <slinky_J> cmon mew, correct some spelling at least
00:00 <slinky_J> we're talking about you mew
00:00 <Fez> Camewel
00:00 <Fez> Hehe
00:00 <slinky_J> and your fantastic life on K.I.
01:00 <slinky_J> the one place people go so far as to avoid moving to
01:00 <Mewel> i like it here
01:00 <slinky_J> so do I
01:00 <MrMark> hot tranny poontang
01:00 <slinky_J> to holiday..
01:00 <slinky_J> but to live there
01:00 <slinky_J> stir crazy
02:00 <slinky_J> it's why your bf goes on trips, smokes meth and weed
02:00 <Student> ha ha 
02:00 <slinky_J> and you have not much to do with your time
02:00 <slinky_J> i know thinigs about you.
02:00 <Mewel> i have a job house and family here and lots of great friends I wouldn't wanna move anytime soon
02:00 <slinky_J> -i
02:00 <slinky_J> you rent a house
02:00 <Mewel> plus the beaches are badass
02:00 <slinky_J> and bravo you have a job
02:00 <Skirmish> Why is renting a house bad? 
02:00 <slinky_J> it's not
02:00 <Skirmish> Why say it like it is then? 
03:00 <slinky_J> it's called irony
03:00 <Mewel> qthx
03:00 <Skirmish> It's called you being a fuckwit.  Cut it out. 
03:00 <slinky_J> Mew you have family there okay, friends you admit are sluts, a bf that smokes meth and weed, alcoholic friends you lol about on irc
03:00 <Skirmish> So over the self rightious indignation every single fucking time someone calls you on shit you lied about that tends to go on for hours and fucking hours.  Go hang yourself or something panda.  
04:00 <slinky_J> oh, sorry Skirmish.. is it only Mew that's allowed to speak about me?
04:00 <Student> slinky_J what do you expect from Mewel? she is a slut, she is into drugs, etc etc ;) 
04:00 <slinky_J> haha correct
04:00 <slinky_J> i heard that too
04:00 <slinky_J> through the grapevine
04:00 <Mewel> I sound gnarly
04:00 <slinky_J> i guess it's okay to do drugs when ur not around your kid huh ellie
04:00 <Fez> Nice shoes mew
05:00 <slinky_J> setting the great groundrules for the perfect life.
05:00 <MrMark> drugs r bad mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmkay
05:00 <slinky_J> you work part time.
05:00 <slinky_J> you dont know what work is
05:00 <Student> ha ha slinky_J
05:00 <Student> welcome back Jewel
05:00 <Mewel> looool
05:00 <slinky_J> all you do is waste time
05:00 <Mewel> wb me jewli
06:00 <slinky_J> example: spending countless hours going on and on about me behind my back irl, on irc, to my irc face..
06:00 <Jewel> thanks Student
06:00 <slinky_J> You're living the dream
06:00 <Student> your welcome Jewel
06:00 <Jewel> thank you Mewlie
06:00 <Jewel> :)
06:00 <slinky_J> and you're too stupid to do anything to improve your circumstance.
06:00 <Jewel> your alcoholic irc face Panda
07:00 <Student> slinky_J not good m8
07:00 <slinky_J> Having said that, I don't expect it to soak in.
07:00 <slinky_J> ipso facto I've wasted my time.
07:00 <slinky_J> ;)
07:00 <Student> ha ha 
07:00 <Student> stop your horse slinky_J ;)
07:00 <slinky_J> lolol
08:00 <Student> ha ha 
08:00 <Skirmish> Not sure we can be friends anymore Mew if you and Jewel are pals.
08:00 <Student> something wrong if Jewel is some one's pal?
08:00 <partay> Isn't jewel a feminist? 
08:00 <Student> she was not a feminist last time  ;)))
08:00 <slinky_J> jewel is Jennilo a fat trollop
08:00 <Skirmish> Jewel is a bunny boiler.  She's messed up in the head. 
08:00 <slinky_J> still cant get over Skirmish denying her
09:00 <partay> Oh
10:00 <Mewel> lolwot
10:00 <Jewel> :(
10:00 <Jewel> as if
10:00 <Mewel> I dont even know jewel but we played celeb heads and it was gr8
10:00 <Jewel> skirmish asked to meet on a first chat
10:00 <Jewel> and i said no
10:00 <Student> what are you talking about slinky_J? every female on irc is a fat trollop 
10:00 <partay> LOL
10:00 <Jewel> how desperate would one have to be to ask someone to meet on a first chat
11:00 <Jewel> especially a single dad from cambeltown
11:00 <Jewel> gross
11:00 <partay> skirmish you sly dog
11:00 <Student> really how desperate ha ha 
11:00 <Jewel> with a yellow ford
11:00 <Skirmish> lol I never asked to meet Jewel at all.  I have constantly bagged her our for being a maloo ute loving Shaza bogan. 
11:00 <Student> he was being friendly passing all his information on first chat 
11:00 <Jewel> thanks MrMark :P
11:00 <Jewel> i assume the whole bottle is gone now
12:00 <MrMark> nah
12:00 <MrMark> dont be silly
12:00 <Skirmish> LOL @ Jewel thinking I live in Cambelltown. 
12:00 <Jewel> he was very desperate
12:00 <Jewel> ok MrMark
12:00 <MrMark> just 3/4
12:00 <MrMark> :P
13:00 <Jewel> lol
13:00 <Jewel> did well then
13:00 <Skirmish> Doesn't know what I drive, doesn't know where I live ..... yeah she sounds legit. 
13:00 <partay> But the 64 000 question is jewel hot? 
14:00 <slinky_J> hahaha Jewel you're just like mew, you have a go at someone get owned and have a go at someone else u lazy fat skank
14:00 <slinky_J> makin up stories about Skirmish
14:00 <Jewel> what are you on about
14:00 <Jewel> he messaged me
14:00 <Jewel> asked to meet
14:00 <Jewel> i said no
15:00 <Jewel> and he has hated me ever since
15:00 <Jewel> you alcoholic 
15:00 <MrMark> sounds like a stalker....
15:00 <Jewel> go drink some more
15:00 <Jewel> he is a stalker
15:00 <slinky_J> gremlinz is Bastardly_One still angry you got ops and he didnt?
15:00 <slinky_J> :(
15:00 <slinky_J> ehehe
15:00 <Jewel> i think he got rejected by everyone on irc
16:00 <slinky_J> y do u hate men so much?
16:00 <slinky_J> :/
16:00 <Fez> Nithin wrong with that
16:00 <Skirmish> Jewel has been going on like this ever since the night Longie exposed her as the biggest creepiest stalker he's ever met.  
16:00 <Fez> Sif want irc people
16:00 <gremlinz> haters gonna hate
16:00 <partay> Lol
16:00 <slinky_J> LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!
16:00 <Skirmish> I rubbed it in her face a bit ... it's only natural she's a tad upset. 
16:00 <slinky_J> and lol
16:00 <slinky_J> h8ers guna h8
16:00 <Jewel> Panda go write some emotional spiel about your son
17:00 <slinky_J> u
17:00 <slinky_J> u wana marry  him so bad
17:00 <slinky_J> disgusting!
17:00 <Skirmish> She has me on ignore.  Someone ask her about how she stalked Longie constantly messaging him to try and meet him. 
17:00 <Jewel> ?
17:00 <MrMark> whos an alco?
17:00 <Jewel> slinky_J
17:00 <slinky_J> yo Jennilo howcome you stalked longie 
17:00 <Jewel> stalked
17:00 <Jewel> lol
17:00 <slinky_J> constantly messaging him to meet you
17:00 <slinky_J> ?
18:00 <slinky_J> :/
18:00 <Jewel> you mean
18:00 <Jewel> he got upset at me cause i didnt want to meet him
18:00 <slinky_J> AAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
18:00 <Jewel> stupid irc males
18:00 <slinky_J> repetition is your game init
18:00 <MrMark> we soo stupid
18:00 <Jewel> you are MrMark :P
18:00 <MrMark> ehehhe
18:00 <Student> ha ha things are reallying getting out of hand in here
18:00 <slinky_J> lolol
18:00 <Jewel> well no ops 
19:00 <Student> i see a lot of allegations from both sides, no love lost m8
19:00 <slinky_J> Jewely Jewely sad and lonely where does the sharp knife go?
19:00 <MrMark> u finished that triple scotch and coke yet Jewel?
19:00 <Jewel> youve gone even stranger Panda
19:00 <slinky_J> BINGO!
19:00 <Jewel> i didnt think that was possible
19:00 <slinky_J> the alcoholic calling me an alcoholic
19:00 <Jewel> MrMark yes
20:00 <MrMark> u made short work of that one Jewel
20:00 <Jewel> well its free MrMark
20:00 <MrMark> ehe
20:00 <Skirmish> Shame Maurice isn't around.  She'd happily remove Jewel for us. 
20:00 <Jewel> slinky_J go curl up in some dark corner
20:00 <slinky_J> ahhh, this is good, I think we've made great progress tonight 
21:00 <slinky_J> can you feel it?
21:00 <slinky_J> hahahaha
21:00 <slinky_J> I think i love you again Skirmish
21:00 <slinky_J> hahaha
21:00 <Jewel> youre like night and day
21:00 <slinky_J> Jewel Bastardly_One would probably meet you.
22:00 <Jewel> thank yu MrMark :)
22:00 <Jewel> slinky_J i dont want to meet anyone you alcoholicc
22:00 <Jewel> go write some more lame poems
22:00 <Bastardly_One> I heard my highlight
22:00 <Bastardly_One> oh
22:00 <slinky_J> go write some then
22:00 <Bastardly_One> that all 
22:00 <slower> it must take balls to insult women
22:00 <slinky_J> b1 u still cut cause u didnt get ops in aus chan?
22:00 <slinky_J> :(
22:00 <Jewel> yeah Bastardly_One
22:00 <Jewel> lets meet
23:00 <Bastardly_One> wtf tool?
23:00 <slinky_J> whinging in pm
23:00 <slinky_J> how u shouldve got them
23:00 <slinky_J> lololols
23:00 <Bastardly_One> I had ops in there for ages
23:00 <slinky_J> snore
23:00 <Bastardly_One> ask the owner idiot
23:00 <slinky_J> im not talking about the past
23:00 <Bastardly_One> lost it tonight have we?
23:00 <slinky_J> u know very well i mean very recently
23:00 <Jewel> where is serenity and simba to control things in here
23:00 <slinky_J> u and ur big cry because u didnt get ops
23:00 <Bastardly_One> wtf are you on about?
23:00 <Bastardly_One> spastic
24:00 <slinky_J> playing the fool?
24:00 <Bastardly_One> I think you are 
24:00 <Bastardly_One> but not playing
24:00 <slinky_J> i know all about your whiney pm about grem gettin it and not you
24:00 <Jewel> hes high Bastardly_One
24:00 <Bastardly_One> what the fuck?
24:00 <slinky_J> what the fuck? is what you say when you know not what else to say.
24:00 <Bastardly_One> ok then ... more delusional stories
24:00 <slinky_J> sure ;)
25:00 <Bastardly_One> ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooook then!
25:00 <slinky_J> dw bro u will have ops in a channel one day!
25:00 <Bastardly_One> spastic 
25:00 <slinky_J> naw
25:00 <slinky_J> played you so easily you lost them here, u got cut
25:00 <Jewel> Panda youve become more of a tool
25:00 <slinky_J> u didnt get them in that channel
25:00 <slinky_J> u get cut
25:00 <Bastardly_One> who gives two tosses about ops? you're seriously not right in the head fucktard
25:00 <Jewel> oh no you dont have ops Bastardly_One
25:00 <slinky_J> all that frustration man
25:00 <Jewel> how do you survive
26:00 <slinky_J> that how you lost your hair? pulling it out over irc
26:00 <Bastardly_One> I know Jewel
26:00 <slower> slinky enough, pull your head in, you are so self centered
26:00 <Bastardly_One> I think I might have to go kill myself
26:00 <slinky_J> ok ok ok slower
26:00 <Student> this all mess is because of you Bastardly_One ;)
26:00 <Jewel> ops are more of a hinderence
26:00 <slinky_J> LOL Student
26:00 <Bastardly_One> he's taking the piss out of you moron
26:00 <Bastardly_One> Student that is 
26:00 <slinky_J> hindrence
26:00 <Student> ha ha 
27:00 <Bastardly_One> *hinderence
27:00 <slinky_J> oops did I forget an e
27:00 <Bastardly_One> in ways Jewel ... depends on the channel
27:00 <slinky_J> im gonna go cry in pm about this.
27:00 <slinky_J> brb fml!!
27:00 <Jewel> yeah i suppose Bastardly_One
27:00 <Bastardly_One> off ya go then 
27:00 <Jewel> break a leg slinky_J
27:00 <Bastardly_One> we won't have to read your rubbish 
28:00 <Jewel> thank god
28:00 <Jewel> hes gotten worse
28:00 <Bastardly_One> know the funny bit?
28:00 <slinky_J> im sorry b1, that you dont have anybody here talking about their problems so that you can take over and talk about yours
28:00 <slinky_J> v. sorry
28:00 <Bastardly_One> that channel, it's owner? really good real life friend of mine too 
28:00 <Bastardly_One> but yeah
29:00 <Bastardly_One> if he wants to tell his stories he should try better
29:00 <Jewel> its all virtual 
29:00 <Jewel> doesnt mean anything Bastardly_One
29:00 <Student> :)
29:00 <slinky_J> the explanation wasnt needed b1
29:00 <slinky_J> y feel compelled to explain it
29:00 <Bastardly_One> oh yes it was idiot
29:00 <slinky_J> it was idiot
29:00 <slinky_J> who's that?
30:00 <Bastardly_One> just go fuck off like you were going to 
30:00 <Bastardly_One> we've all had enough of you already
30:00 <slinky_J> never said I was going to
30:00 <slinky_J> it was a joke
30:00 <Bastardly_One> not one current person active wants to communicate with you right now
30:00 <Bastardly_One> take the hint
30:00 <slinky_J> you, Jewel and student.
30:00 <Bastardly_One> no-one likes an aggressive ranter
31:00 <slinky_J> haha
31:00 <Jewel> im gonna stop responding to him
31:00 <slinky_J> you're doing well
31:00 <slinky_J> gotta say
31:00 <Student> ha ha 
31:00 <Bastardly_One> I was doing something else until you mentioned my name and my highlight went off
31:00 <slinky_J> but gotta wonder how long it'll eat away at you b1
31:00 <Bastardly_One> demented ranting idiot 
31:00 <slinky_J> having to save face in here
32:00 <slinky_J> controlling that urge to lose it at me
32:00 <Bastardly_One> I don't have to save face anywhere spastic
32:00 <Bastardly_One> I think you do 
32:00 <slinky_J> oh WOW
32:00 <slinky_J> uncalled for!
32:00 <Bastardly_One> ever day of your life
32:00 <slinky_J> calling me names man
32:00 <slinky_J> ever day!
32:00 <Bastardly_One> *every
32:00 <slinky_J> that's a start.
32:00 <slinky_J> head heats up b1
32:00 <slinky_J> you blink a little faster
33:00 <Bastardly_One> you wish 
33:00 <slinky_J> oh my
33:00 <slinky_J> what a retort!
33:00 <Bastardly_One> ok Loof
33:00 <Bastardly_One> no worries Loof
33:00 <Student> ha ha
34:00 <slinky_J> talking behind loofs back again?
34:00 <slinky_J> coward.
34:00 <Bastardly_One> even if he was here I'd say that 
34:00 <Bastardly_One> spastic
34:00 <slinky_J> sucking up to fox even though she hates you :/
34:00 <slinky_J> woah man
34:00 <Bastardly_One> lol @ sucking up
34:00 <slinky_J> the name calling dude, gotta refrain from it
34:00 <slinky_J> :/
34:00 <slinky_J> calm
34:00 <Bastardly_One> I so wish she was active
35:00 <slinky_J> we're having a conversation
35:00 <Bastardly_One> she'd laugh her head of at you
35:00 <slinky_J> of
35:00 <slinky_J> that's twice
35:00 <Student> she is finding a father figure in Bastardly_One :P
35:00 <Mewel> slinky j is so broken tonight
35:00 <Bastardly_One> uh huh Mew
35:00 <Mewel> itll be fake happy day tomorrow huhu
35:00 <slinky_J> I'm just having some sporting fun before midnight
35:00 <Jewel> yay
35:00 <Bastardly_One> Student, fuck! I think we'd rather bth die *L*
35:00 <Jewel> did someone forgot his birthday?
36:00 <slinky_J> nuh
36:00 <slinky_J> had ace dinner with mates
36:00 <slinky_J> :P
36:00 <Student> ha ha 
36:00 <Student> Mewel you patient lady 
36:00 <Bastardly_One> Mew, and all sorry and shit ... same old drill
37:00 <slinky_J> haha
37:00 <Student> talking behind the back or in front , saying bad things about others cannot be called a gentleman's way 
37:00 <slinky_J> naw, mew was put in her place before and she shut up
37:00 <Bastardly_One> lol @ you 
37:00 <slinky_J> you cant even admit to crying in pm about not having ops in australia chan
37:00 <slinky_J> and them going to someone else.
37:00 <Mewel> wot
37:00 <Jewel> is this why all the anger?
37:00 <Jewel> he is after all an attention seeking Leo
37:00 <Jewel> is this why you are so sooky slinky_J
38:00 <slinky_J> aha
38:00 <slinky_J> i told you, sport
38:00 <Jewel> poor guy
38:00 <Bastardly_One> think so ... attention seeking tools most leo males
38:00 <slinky_J> ill let you three shit kickers have your lullaby time.
38:00 <Mewel> woohoo
38:00 <slinky_J> dont burst a vein b1!!!!
39:00 <Jewel> yup
39:00 <Jewel> and here is a good example
39:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm not even raising an eyebrow you spastic
40:00 <Jewel> lol Bastardly_One
40:00 <Bastardly_One> if I burst a vein it'd be through coughing if anything today
40:00 <Bastardly_One> My cough is really bad today
40:00 <Jewel> i like that
41:00 <Bastardly_One> I have emphysema as 3/4s of the channel knows
41:00 <Bastardly_One> they hear about it often enough
41:00 <Student> emphysema that can be easily cure by a cough syrup :p
42:00 <Bastardly_One> pffffffffffffffft it can 
42:00 <Student> ha ha 
42:00 <Bastardly_One> would be better managed if I used my puffer
42:00 <Bastardly_One> and I don't mean the bong either
42:00 <Jewel> aww why
43:00 <Bastardly_One> huh?
44:00 <Bastardly_One> I still smoke ... and bongs too
44:00 <Bastardly_One> and don't use my puffer
44:00 <MrMark> we all behaving?
44:00 <Student> yes
44:00 <TheRiddler> is hisense a good brand?
45:00 <Bastardly_One> tellies?
45:00 <Bastardly_One> no fucking way man 
45:00 <Bastardly_One> like sonica 
45:00 <Jewel> what is emphysema
45:00 <Bastardly_One> oh it's a lung disease
45:00 <TheRiddler> fridge
45:00 <Bastardly_One> hang on I'll show ya 
45:00 <Bastardly_One> not sure about fridges
45:00 <Bastardly_One> shit tellies though
45:00 <MrMark> lung disease from smoking
45:00 <TheRiddler> you sure hisense is like sonica?
46:00 <Bastardly_One> in tellies they are 
46:00 <Bastardly_One> I had one 
46:00 <Bastardly_One> was hopeless
47:00 <TheRiddler> ok
47:00 <Bastardly_One> and emphysema is this 
47:00 <Bastardly_One> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chronic_obstructive_pulmonary_disease
47:00 <MrMark> yeah that
47:00 <TheRiddler> how about a mitsubishi fridge?
47:00 <slinky_J> how long till it kills you?
47:00 <slinky_J> just asking
47:00 <Bastardly_One> aka COAD, Chronic Obstruction of the Airwaves Disease
47:00 <Bastardly_One> who the fuck knows
47:00 <slinky_J> y do u still smoke dude?
48:00 <Bastardly_One> TheRiddler, heard good things about those 
48:00 <Bastardly_One> slinky_J, Serenity put it well once but no idea
48:00 <Jewel> COAD
48:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah COAD
48:00 <slinky_J> kk
48:00 <Mewel> cistem of a down
49:00 <Jewel> not soad
49:00 <Jewel> chronic 
49:00 <Jewel> that cant be good
49:00 <Student> cough of a dawn
49:00 <slinky_J> they gotta come up with something to stabilize it sometime
49:00 <Bastardly_One> it'll choke me to death eventually 
49:00 <slinky_J> fkers spending too much time on aids
49:00 <Bastardly_One> shit happens
49:00 <Mewel> have u tried a salt lamp?
49:00 <slinky_J> so true
49:00 <Bastardly_One> Me mew?
50:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh
50:00 <Bastardly_One> and if I continue to smoke I won't use my puffer either 
50:00 <slinky_J> least you aint got TB
50:00 <slinky_J> would a vape be better?
51:00 <Bastardly_One> it's like TB with the build up 
51:00 <slinky_J> ow
51:00 <Bastardly_One> and nuh, this thing takes the powder into your lungs and breaks it down 
51:00 <Jewel> lol
51:00 <Bastardly_One> I shit myself going to sleep sometimes
51:00 <slinky_J> oh
51:00 <Jewel> so Bastardly_One you smoke?
51:00 <Bastardly_One> ffs, shut up rattling!
51:00 <TheRiddler> how about a sharp brand?
52:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah, stupidly
52:00 <Bastardly_One> Sharp are good TheRiddler
52:00 <TheRiddler> ok
52:00 <Mewel> how often do u have to change the sheets?
52:00 <TheRiddler> I'm deciding between a sharp a mitsubishi and a westinghouse
53:00 <Jewel> sharp !
53:00 <Bastardly_One> ummmmmmmmmm I change my sheets about once a week by habit
53:00 <Bastardly_One> which one is the cheapest and looks the best
53:00 <MrMark> we all pissed yet?
53:00 <Bastardly_One> get that one out of those three
53:00 <TheRiddler> the last 2 have a better energy rating
54:00 <Bastardly_One> westinghouse would be my choice
54:00 <Jewel> MrMark nope
54:00 <TheRiddler> the sharp costs more
54:00 <Jewel> keep it coming
54:00 <Bastardly_One> but if a mitsubishi fridge is like their aircon
54:00 <Bastardly_One> it'd be mad
54:00 <Jewel> shouldnt you be in bed
54:00 <Jewel> yes get sharp is really good
54:00 <Jewel> i have sharp fridge
55:00 <Maurice> I don't even know what mine is and I look at multiple times a day
55:00 <Bastardly_One> I was about to say the same thing 
55:00 <slower> get the one with the rounded edges
55:00 <Bastardly_One> evening by the way
55:00 <Maurice> I know it's silver
55:00 <Maurice> And has kids certificates and drawings on it
55:00 <Bastardly_One> stainless steel?
55:00 <Bastardly_One> I know mine is white
55:00 <Bastardly_One> that's it
56:00 <Bastardly_One> brb ... I wanna know now
56:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
56:00 <Maurice> Damnit, now I want to know which means getting up
56:00 <Bastardly_One> hah!
56:00 <Bastardly_One> snap
56:00 <Bastardly_One> brb
56:00 <Jewel> Maurice is it red
56:00 <Maurice> Ok its a samsung
56:00 <TheRiddler> the sharp is silver I think
56:00 <Jewel> sharp is besgt
56:00 <Jewel> best
56:00 <TheRiddler> the westinghouse has a bigger capacity n cheaper etc
57:00 <TheRiddler> but not sure my store has it
57:00 <slinky_J> SMEG
57:00 <TheRiddler> the mitsubishi has the huge warranty
58:00 <Bastardly_One> it's a Kelinator
58:00 <Bastardly_One> *Kelvinator
59:00 <Bastardly_One> so?
59:00 <Bastardly_One> they'll get it in for you
59:00 <Bastardly_One> tell them you want that one
59:00 <TheRiddler> true
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