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00:00 <matrix> Then go back to the days of banning links
00:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh
00:00 <Serenity> its river TheDarkTruth
00:00 <Serenity> TheRiddler
00:00 <TheRiddler> oh
00:00 <Bastardly_One> he acts like one worse than I do sometimes though TheRiddler
00:00 <TheRiddler> yes I remember
00:00 <lifestolen> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tlWNtOC2rzw
00:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: HEAT SURVEILLANCE REFINERY and SCRAPYARD - OK MOTHER F**KER PACINO DENIRO ( Jul 22, 2013) 2:11 - Category: Entertainment - 3,178 -
00:00 <Bastardly_One> the poster dude is shane right?
01:00 <Bastardly_One> not raging so he must be stoned again 
01:00 <Bastardly_One> you're all bullies apparently
01:00 <Bastardly_One> and trolls
01:00 <Bastardly_One> was raging hardcore the other morning
03:00 <Student> ha ha 
03:00 <simba> ha ha
04:00 <screwss> Jewel = http://brokenanalog.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/1379145196116.jpg
04:00 <Serenity> i need to go to bed soon
04:00 <Serenity> im hungry
04:00 <Jewel> ?
05:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tpU_oTmjm04
05:00 <Jewel> youre a tool
05:00 <matrix> Screwss your an idiot
05:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: You Am I - Jaimme's Got A Gal (Sep 28, 2010) 3:22 - Category: Music - 23,938 - 103 likes (99%), 1 dislikes (1%)
05:00 <Bastardly_One> stop posting YT links B1!
05:00 <Jewel> naughty lifestolen
05:00 <lifestolen> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mZjraQagtTo
06:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Famous Restaurant Scene from Heat(1995)..Al Pacino vs Robert Deniro ( May 16, 2014) - Category: People & Blogs - -
06:00 <matrix> Oh ffs
06:00 <matrix> Lifestolen that is why you were booted
06:00 <lifestolen> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mZjraQagtTo
07:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Famous Restaurant Scene from Heat(1995)..Al Pacino vs Robert Deniro ( May 16, 2014) - Category: People & Blogs - -
07:00 <milk> he's fixated on that movie
07:00 <TheRiddler> stahp lifestolen
08:00 <lifestolen> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ctLfUh2ZBlU
08:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Jedi Mind Tricks (Vinnie Paz + Stoupe) - "The Age of Sacred Terror" [Official Audio] ( Mar 26, 2013) 4:39 - Category: Music - 32,786 - 175 likes (96.7%), 6 dislikes (3.3%)
09:00 <Bastardly_One> wish dinner would instantly cook
09:00 <Bastardly_One> rather hungry
10:00 <Jewel> aww
10:00 <TheRiddler> thank goodness
11:00 <simba> The Age of Sacred Terror
11:00 <Jewel> so he gets banned but ppl that abuse dont
11:00 <Jewel> interesting
11:00 <simba> you know who gets banned the quickest?
11:00 <simba> whiners.
11:00 <Jewel> hehe
11:00 <Jewel> :)
11:00 <simba> Hahahahahahaha.
11:00 <slower> if only simba
12:00 <lifestolen> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QFf-o4VzK18
12:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Jedi Mind Tricks - End of Days (Jun 13, 2010) 3:52 - Category: Music - 810,829 - 4,840 likes (97.6%), 118 dislikes (2.4%)
12:00 <Jewel> ooohes back
12:00 <TheRiddler> wtf
13:00 <simba> lol
13:00 <simba> what the fuck
13:00 <simba> why would u force ur way back in to do that any way
13:00 <Jewel> lol
13:00 <Jewel> cause hes leet haxer
13:00 <simba> oooOooHH when i paste this link a bot says stuff about it
13:00 <Kynetic> he's just switched of the virtual world - giving you his real ip :)
13:00 <Bastardly_One> not right in the head is my guess
13:00 <simba> - Drunk logic
13:00 <Jewel> oh yeah
13:00 <Kynetic> off*
14:00 <Bastardly_One> oh what a dickhead
14:00 <screwss> what happened to the cops pretending to be 11 year old girls on here
14:00 <Bastardly_One> he did too
14:00 <TheRiddler> why screwss
14:00 <TheRiddler> you trying to hook up with 1?
14:00 <simba> does that mean you can permaban it Kynetic?!
14:00 <screwss> cause i was just doin some thinking and i recalled the ads that used to be on tv
14:00 <Kynetic> oh no doubt he'd just get a new one
15:00 <johninja> !seen liinda
15:00 <johninja> `seen liinda
15:00 <Bastardly_One> or one of his shit proxies
15:00 <TheRiddler> you're not johninja
15:00 <simba> ur filthy screwss
15:00 <Jewel> lol
15:00 <Bastardly_One> and Liinda hasn't been seen
15:00 <screwss> if you aint dirty. you aint here to party
15:00 <Bastardly_One> since the handbra pics
15:00 <TheRiddler> :(
15:00 <Bastardly_One> screwss, stfu
15:00 <screwss> i missed that
16:00 <screwss> bite me old man
16:00 <Kynetic> im only here for handbra pics
16:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah she's always been nice to talk to TheRiddler
16:00 <Student> Bastardly_One do you recomend Liinda was instantly on demand as soon as the hand bra pics go out?
16:00 <Bastardly_One> nope
16:00 <Bastardly_One> probably co-incidence
16:00 <screwss> alright. link us
17:00 <Bastardly_One> or could be got too much attention
17:00 <Bastardly_One> no
17:00 <TheRiddler> she has a bf and a high paying job
17:00 <Bastardly_One> plus it wasn't my link
17:00 <simba> what if one of these whackos loved Liindas pic so much he just bailed and kidnapped her...... wait was it kunny ??????
17:00 <Bastardly_One> that also TheRiddler
17:00 <TheRiddler> out of nearly everyones league
17:00 <Serenity> i liked linda :(
17:00 <lifestolen> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9OhMEBwjOH4
17:00 <Jewel> anyone did a handpenis pic
17:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: California Love - 2Pac ( Dec 2, 2012) 4:46 - Category: Music - 22,649 - 105 likes (98.1%), 2 dislikes (1.9%)
17:00 <Bastardly_One> we actually have intelligent pm convos
17:00 <TheRiddler> me
17:00 <Bastardly_One> well, did 
17:00 <TheRiddler> not really
17:00 <Jewel> oh
18:00 <screwss> i think it was such a sausage fest here that whenever a half attractive girl came on it was like sharks smelling blood in the water
18:00 <Jewel> TheRiddler
18:00 <simba> ill do a hand penis pic if 4 other people do
18:00 <TheRiddler> I did a girth measurment pic
18:00 <TheRiddler> lol
18:00 <Jewel> lol simba
18:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah she got over that on a regular basis
18:00 <tooheys> pffft some slut who sends around pics like that isnt out of my league
18:00 <tooheys> shes well below it
18:00 <Jewel> nice TheRiddler what are the results
18:00 <Bastardly_One> but did like the attention for time killing purposes
18:00 <TheRiddler> stfu tooheys
18:00 <lifestolen> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9OhMEBwjOH4
18:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: California Love - 2Pac ( Dec 2, 2012) 4:46 - Category: Music - 22,649 - 105 likes (98.1%), 2 dislikes (1.9%)
18:00 <Jewel> tooheys are you a slut
18:00 <screwss> Jewel: traitor :P
18:00 <Bastardly_One> but I liked her for her smarts
19:00 <TheRiddler> 5 inches
19:00 <tooheys> go fuck yourself TheRiddler 
19:00 <Jewel> screwss what are you on about?
19:00 <Bastardly_One> I dont give a fuck who you are and what you look like
19:00 <Jewel> TheRiddler... not bad
19:00 <Bastardly_One> I like people for their minds
19:00 <tooheys> Jewel, no im not
19:00 <Jewel> i like them for their maloos
19:00 <Jewel> awwwww ok tooheys :(
19:00 <Jewel> shame
19:00 <screwss> Bastardly_One: too bad you're not a very nice person
19:00 <tooheys> lol
19:00 <lifestolen> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ay9BWM8lwOA
20:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: 2pac-Changes (May 12, 2009) 4:54 - Category: Music - 15,659,600 - 55,117 likes (98.8%), 643 dislikes (1.2%)
20:00 <TheRiddler> I like them for their personality  
20:00 <tooheys> i could always make an exception for you jewel ;)
20:00 <TheRiddler> :p
20:00 <Bastardly_One> see that's where you're wrong screwss
20:00 <Bastardly_One> I just don't like idiots like you
20:00 <Bastardly_One> :)
20:00 <TheRiddler> they can be dumb or smart
20:00 <simba> screwss is a bit of a nutjob
20:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah personality
20:00 <Bastardly_One> that's better TheRiddler
20:00 <TheRiddler> aslong as they have a likable personality
21:00 <Bastardly_One> I do like some stupid people:P
21:00 <Jewel> a few screwss loose
21:00 <TheRiddler> also open minded
21:00 <Jewel> oooer tooheys thats promising
21:00 <TheRiddler> open minded is a must
21:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah open minded comes under personality traits I think
21:00 <Serenity> screwss is a fruit lol
21:00 <Jewel> what type
21:00 <tooheys> open legs is pretty important too
21:00 <Bastardly_One> a fruit and nut bar
21:00 <lifestolen> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ay9BWM8lwOA
21:00 <Jewel> lol
21:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: 2pac-Changes (May 12, 2009) 4:54 - Category: Music - 15,659,600 - 55,117 likes (98.8%), 643 dislikes (1.2%)
21:00 <Jewel> open your legs
21:00 <TheRiddler> purple fruit
22:00 <TheRiddler> matches his sexuality
22:00 <Bastardly_One> EGG PLANT!
22:00 <Bastardly_One> that is a fruit and purple
22:00 <Jewel> like freo dockers
22:00 <Jewel> lol Bastardly_One
22:00 <tooheys> omg dont even say the word dockers a mate of mine told me about docking the other day
22:00 <simba> loloolol
23:00 <Serenity> lol
23:00 <simba> docking
23:00 <Jewel> what is...docking
23:00 <simba> whats the other one starting with s i think
23:00 <TheRiddler> which kind of docking?
23:00 <tooheys> Jewel, its when a guy "docks" his cock inside another guys foreskin
23:00 <Serenity> figging
23:00 <Jewel> im confused....
23:00 <Jewel> what the 
24:00 <Jewel> what..............
24:00 <Jewel> lol
24:00 <doctor> why does it even need a name?
24:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah, aka figging
24:00 <Jewel> wow 
24:00 <Serenity> no its not aka figging
24:00 <Serenity> figging is something else
24:00 <TheRiddler> what about space docking
24:00 <simba> we are the freo dockers
24:00 <Jewel> when you think youve heard of everything .... you really havent
24:00 <Jewel> lol simba
24:00 <Bastardly_One> space docking with mutants
24:00 <Student> plooping 
24:00 <MadScientist> LOL @ b1
24:00 <Jewel> id love to see a picture of that
24:00 <Bastardly_One> figging is stucking ginger up ya bum etc yeah?
24:00 <simba> look it up
25:00 <Bastardly_One> *sticking
25:00 <Bastardly_One> no?
25:00 <Jewel> no im scared...
25:00 <tooheys> Jewel, http://nsa20.casimages.com/img/2010/12/25/101225081509296588.jpg
25:00 <Jewel> is it gross
25:00 <TheRiddler> which 1 is you tooheys?
25:00 <tooheys> in my opinion
26:00 <TheRiddler> it's weird jewel lol
26:00 <tooheys> neither TheRiddler sorry to disappoint u mate
26:00 <screwss> thats the most spine chilling thing ive ever seen
26:00 <Serenity> http://38.media.tumblr.com/d68a834ba9e86da8f2ebecb7f5a9b4a8/tumblr_n7cvhbDLip1rsaxqmo1_500.png
26:00 <Serenity> there you go Jewel
26:00 <screwss> its tricky to rock a rhyme to rock a rhme on time, yeh its tricky
26:00 <simba> tooheys is the photographer you can see his drool on the couch below
26:00 <Bastardly_One> think also of the disease factor?
26:00 <tooheys> simba, thats not drool ;)
26:00 <Bastardly_One> -?
26:00 <Jewel> wow
26:00 <Jewel> lol
26:00 <simba> u dirty dog
26:00 <Jewel> thank you tooheys and Serenity
26:00 <tooheys> couldnt help it i was thinking about jewel when i took the pic
27:00 <Jewel> its like a work of art
27:00 <Jewel> eh
27:00 <Jewel> lol
27:00 <simba> her nick ?
27:00 <tooheys> work of art??
27:00 <TheRiddler> frottage
27:00 <Jewel> yes
27:00 <Jewel> a work of art
27:00 <tooheys> art isnt supposed to make you feel like throwing up
27:00 <Serenity> http://38.media.tumblr.com/ee29531d92892a191ec6e20000979e47/tumblr_msithkW5M21qc0vxho1_1280.jpg
27:00 <simba> lol frotting is the other funny one
27:00 <Jewel> i think thats erotic
27:00 <tooheys> would u get turned on if u watched 2 guys do that jewel
27:00 <TheRiddler> she is
28:00 <Jewel> it would be interesting
28:00 <Jewel> thats a good one
28:00 <Serenity> http://37.media.tumblr.com/2d9feacf6e4c23dd4af85fc5dd5d145b/tumblr_mzq1p39LxH1s6grovo1_500.gif
28:00 <tooheys> lol this chick makes me laugh
28:00 <Jewel> its like they are holding hands
29:00 <Jewel> :)
29:00 <TheRiddler> lol
29:00 <Jewel> now thats a greeting
29:00 <simba> thanx 4 that Serenity
30:00 <tooheys> Serenity is getting off on the docking as well
30:00 <Jewel> its very interesting
30:00 <Serenity> ofc
30:00 <tooheys> lol whats so interesting about it
30:00 <Doodle> a stiff breeze gets Serenity off
30:00 <Bastardly_One> lol Doodle
30:00 <Serenity> excuse me
30:00 <Doodle> ^_^
30:00 <Serenity> how fucking rude do you want to be
30:00 <Jewel> tooheys i never knew that existed...
30:00 <Serenity> offended
30:00 <Bastardly_One> whatever gets you through the day I say on fetishes
31:00 <Serenity> http://38.media.tumblr.com/e0f02d695849d2366e530235bc4315a4/tumblr_mnls33NbCZ1rlydjso1_500.jpg
31:00 <Jewel> something you dont see 
31:00 <tooheys> Jewel, i wish i still didnt know!
31:00 <Breeze> ;)
31:00 <Jewel> lol
31:00 <Doodle> fine then a floppy breeze
31:00 <Jewel> well i didnt know
31:00 <Jewel> until i mentioned dockers and you mentioned docking :(
31:00 <screwss> moar vagina
31:00 <Jewel> i like that one Serenity lol
32:00 <tooheys> how funny would it be if u were watching the footy and they were inside the dockers change rooms and they were all docking each other
32:00 <TheRiddler> is there a girl version of docking
32:00 <Serenity> http://33.media.tumblr.com/342c3b440414cba64393aba18b5a4558/tumblr_n1psj740LI1s2cuhao3_500.jpg
32:00 <Serenity> what a glorious looking dong
32:00 <Jewel> lol
32:00 <Jewel> tooheys i dont think they would be
33:00 <tooheys> why not? theyre the dockers
33:00 <Jewel> naughty... pic
33:00 <Jewel> well how would it help their game
33:00 <tooheys> too scared to look at that pic one of the cocks in the last one was disgusting
33:00 <Jewel> lol
33:00 <Q{> how much he charges?
33:00 <Q{> i get him for Serenity 
33:00 <Jewel> you should look at it 
33:00 <Serenity> .
33:00 <tooheys> why jewel
33:00 <TheRiddler> clit docking
33:00 <Jewel> i dunno
33:00 <Jewel> its work of art
33:00 <Serenity> fuck off Q
34:00 <simba> agreed
35:00 <Serenity> https://38.media.tumblr.com/705ff4e5245a75d308482243bd72fc09/tumblr_n9yinzFgbc1tej7c4o3_500.jpg
35:00 <TheRiddler> wtf is in his arse lol
35:00 <tooheys> im happy to look at pretty much anything but i draw the lien at docking and guys fucking eachother
35:00 <Serenity> ginger
35:00 <Jewel> if TheRiddler said that im not looking
36:00 <Jewel> but tooheys they were interesting
36:00 <Doodle> sarah
36:00 <Serenity> robert
36:00 <Serenity> https://38.media.tumblr.com/a2f8f1eb851f864ede205a3877317b9d/tumblr_n5utt9zIQJ1siarsro1_250.gif
36:00 <Doodle> figging?
36:00 <Serenity> yes figging
36:00 <Doodle> no i was asking if you wanted to
37:00 <Mew> http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Plopping
37:00 <Serenity> only for u
37:00 <Mew> Plop plop
37:00 <Doodle> re0ww
37:00 <Bonny> hey Doodle.. :)
37:00 <tooheys> i find pictures with 2 girls more interesting jewel :)
37:00 <Breeze> rofl
37:00 <Doodle> hai Bonny o/
37:00 <Jewel> i bet you do tooheys
37:00 <Jewel> :P
37:00 <TheRiddler> what's  the ginger do?
38:00 <Doodle> ..
38:00 <Serenity> i dont fkn know
38:00 <TheRiddler> lol
38:00 <Bastardly_One> painful
38:00 <Doodle> i imagine it stings
38:00 <Serenity> burn?
38:00 <Bastardly_One> probably where the term
38:00 <Bastardly_One> stick that up ya ginger!
38:00 <Bastardly_One> comes from
38:00 <TheRiddler> probably
38:00 <Jewel> does anyone like ginger jam
38:00 <TheRiddler> never tried
38:00 <tooheys> fuck ginger... if youre gonna do it u might as well go the whole way and use a jalapeno or something
39:00 <TheRiddler> tell us how it goes tooheys
39:00 <Jewel> its yum
39:00 <Serenity> http://38.media.tumblr.com/56e2d67db55b7b4b92604aa19e565ed3/tumblr_mtywicCRLO1sauxczo1_400.jpg
39:00 <Student> they make a sweet made up of ginger in here
39:00 <tooheys> not planning on trying it TheRiddler 
39:00 <TheRiddler> wuss
39:00 <tooheys> lmao
39:00 <Mew> in here lol
39:00 <Jewel> whats that pic
40:00 <Serenity> nipples
40:00 <tooheys> lol bullshit Serenity 
40:00 <milk> ginger ninjas
40:00 <Serenity> it is!
40:00 <Serenity> click it
40:00 <Jewel> lol tooheys
40:00 <Serenity> ill ban myself for an hour if its not a womans nipple
41:00 <tooheys> why did u paste it then there must be something disgusting about it
41:00 <Jewel> lol
41:00 <Serenity> because i like boobs?
41:00 <Jewel> no im sure its real
41:00 <Jewel> shes been going tumblr crazy
41:00 <simba> boobs
41:00 <tooheys> whats on it :/
41:00 <TheRiddler> again wuss
42:00 <Serenity> another girls mouth
42:00 <Jewel> i havent looked
42:00 <Bastardly_One> I just clicked
42:00 <tooheys> i obviously worked that part out...
42:00 <Bastardly_One> suspicious much?
42:00 <TheRiddler> sandblasters look cool
42:00 <TheRiddler> in action
43:00 <TheRiddler> the way they strip off paint so easily
43:00 <Mew> heres some boobs http://cdn.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/388390/80430539.jpg
44:00 <Q{> u need a vaccuum to suck up the sand after?
44:00 <TheRiddler> gross Mew
44:00 <TheRiddler> lol
44:00 <Student> Mew boobs pictures will not serve the purpose ;)
44:00 <TheRiddler> dick nipples
44:00 <tooheys> id better go to bed
45:00 <Mew> they're shitting dick nipples
45:00 <tooheys> you coming jewel? :P
45:00 <milk> Mew, is that gaynale?
46:00 <Mew> yes milk
46:00 <milk> dicks are for pussies
47:00 <Student> nothing is for dick heads ;)
47:00 <TheRiddler> watching american restoration
48:00 <Q{> http://s30.postimg.org/q8qri7cqn/z_Qq_P9od.gif
48:00 <Mew> Lmao http://i.imgur.com/bzTD4.jpg
49:00 <screwss> Q{: screwss likes this
49:00 <Q{> http://s4.postimg.org/64vopmo9p/1385734253778.jpg
51:00 <Q{> http://s15.postimg.org/f2umhsy7d/iggxd9_Hs_BViic.gif
51:00 <Q{> im doing several things at same time
51:00 <Jewel> good night tooheys
52:00 <Student> why your sugar mom not helping you Q{?
52:00 <Q{> she abandoned me
53:00 <Q{> she is 1hr flight away
53:00 <simba> shhhhhh
53:00 <Q{> also im trying to make money so i can run away 
56:00 <milk> run away? where would you go?
57:00 <Q{> i wander the world and seven seas
57:00 <screwss> why is tyler durden obsessed with like those AA meetings at the start of 'fight club' ?
58:00 <Serenity> .
58:00 <screwss> thought it was worth a shot
58:00 <Serenity> did you watch the movie at all
58:00 <screwss> i did actually
58:00 <screwss> and i understood it well
58:00 <screwss> xcept for that part
58:00 <screwss> is he just depressed & lonely
58:00 <Serenity> he actually tells you word for word. why he goes
59:00 <screwss> have to watch it again
59:00 <TheRiddler> pls go away screwss
59:00 <screwss> screw THIS
59:00 <Bastardly_One> pervert
59:00 <Bastardly_One> he wants to finger ya bum
59:00 <TheRiddler> no thanks
00:00 <Bastardly_One> and cosplay too
00:00 <TheRiddler> dont know where it's been
00:00 <TheRiddler> wtf
00:00 <TheRiddler> no grant anymore on footy classified?
00:00 <Jewel> no
00:00 <Jewel> lol
00:00 <screwss> lol Jewel 
00:00 <Jewel> i mean
00:00 <screwss> youre adorable
01:00 <Jewel> um ok
01:00 <Jewel> lol
01:00 <Bastardly_One> you are so obvious screw loose
01:00 <Bastardly_One> when you're trying to hit on a female
02:00 <Student> ha ha
07:00 <screwss> theres no such thing as a user requested kick!
08:00 <Student> you are right, that was user kick requested 
08:00 <Student> like simba requested a kick from chanop, and in reply user kick requested
17:00 <Q{> http://postimg.org/image/klo5nk2zb/
18:00 <TheRiddler> goodnight
22:00 <BlackDevil> Q{ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WpNvvxCRqfI
22:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Monkey Monkey Masturbating - The Funniest Thing Ever ( Jan 11, 2014) 0:39 - Category: Entertainment - 160,592 - 443 likes (92.1%), 38 dislikes (7.9%)
23:00 <ATS63> Why are alien cultures always depicted wearing uniforms?
23:00 <Q{> i like th is one better
23:00 <Q{> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=82GUjPConiE
23:00 <ATS63> Surely they have track pants
23:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Wild Wives of Africa - Bonobo Love (Nov 1, 2011) 2:41 - Category: Shows - 74,207,013 - 41,778 likes (81.6%), 9,420 dislikes (18.4%)
24:00 <Student> because they are complex? ;)
24:00 <tooheys> unlikely, but i really hope they do manage to make contact with another lifeform in my lifetime
24:00 <tooheys> that would be amazing
25:00 <Q{> i think most female monkeys are bi
25:00 <Q{> ATS63, most of aliens are shown naked
25:00 <Q{> on tv
25:00 <Q{> with huge beaty eyes
26:00 <Q{> tooheys, what if theyre so advanced and so many of them
26:00 <Q{> and they want humans to keep as pet
27:00 <Q{> that wouldnt be nice would it
27:00 <Student> most humans are already pet 
27:00 <Q{> brb 15mins
27:00 <tooheys> we already pets to the government anyway
28:00 <ATS63> Yes naked or uniforms
28:00 <ATS63> There are no other alternatives
28:00 <Q{> umm how else u want it
28:00 <Q{> skinless?
28:00 <tooheys> don skinless aliens
28:00 <ATS63> Casual alien wear
29:00 <tooheys> safeway skinless chicken fillets
29:00 <Q{> or paint on decoration
30:00 <Q{> or in environmental suit
32:00 <Q{> other things they could wear is fur or leather
32:00 <Q{> or human skin
33:00 <Q{> like in V tv series
39:00 <lifestolen> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FFFTDLe3SsA
39:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Chuck of Vancouver Perps Wanna Shut You Down Song Gangstalking Rap) ( Aug 9, 2013) 1:16 - Category: People & Blogs - 557 views - 7 likes (87.5%), 1 dislikes (12.5%)
06:00 <simba> do u think stephen hawking is always online?
06:00 <nano> hahahah
06:00 <nano> nah he isnt
06:00 <nano> element is though
10:00 <nano> do it scat like fuck u simba poofter
11:00 <British^Meat> which one is nano?
12:00 <simba> excuse me
13:00 <simba> some #cats dickhead
13:00 <lifestolen> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yz-AVWwOBlY
13:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: What Pushes Stalkers over the Edge (Documentary) ( Jun 22, 2013) 45:33 - Category: Entertainment - 58,422 - 198 likes (94.3%), 12 dislikes (5.7%)
13:00 <screwss> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y6oXW_YiV6g
13:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: THE SCATMAN - Scatman John HD1080p ( Nov 16, 2012) 3:33 - Category: Nonprofits & Activism - 5,292,463 - 33,596 likes (98.2%), 623 dislikes (1.8%)
14:00 <simba> pLiVeNt
15:00 <lifestolen> simba, U mad ?
15:00 <simba> U
20:00 <BlackDevil> simba why mad
21:00 <simba>  BlackDevil u belong in cats
25:00 <nano> simba is a loser
26:00 <simba> are you ban evading plivent?
26:00 <simba> do you have anything positive to offeR?
26:00 <Oreo> Hello simba
27:00 <Oreo> hey lifestolen
30:00 <Q{> ok BlackDevil 
30:00 <Q{> heres one for u
30:00 <Q{> http://imgur.com/a/Lg2py
32:00 <nano> why do u guys always post shit u never will have?
32:00 <Q{> so u know what u not having 
32:00 <Q{> :D
32:00 <nano> well no
38:00 <BlackDevil> i like being in cats
38:00 <BlackDevil> awsome channel
39:00 <BlackDevil> yea those are nice Q{
48:00 <nano> u need to fucjk
49:00 <Q{> yeh can do with the exercise
53:00 <nano> when will u fuck?
01:00 <nano> fuck off all
03:00 <nano> fuck off BlackDevil
05:00 <Student> harsh 
06:00 <BlackDevil> plivent was my mate
06:00 <BlackDevil> we have butt fun
26:00 <gremlinz> in the boot
39:00 <screwss> Ana_Ng: wb just as i was logging off
52:00 <Bonny> night all
51:00 <Ana_Ng> Can you name the 5 countries with the longest perimeter (borders and coastlines)?
59:00 <BlackDevil> japan
59:00 <BlackDevil> russia
59:00 <BlackDevil> murica
59:00 <BlackDevil> africa
00:00 <BlackDevil> canada
00:00 <BlackDevil> australia
00:00 <BlackDevil> inidea
00:00 <BlackDevil> china
00:00 <BlackDevil> india
00:00 <Ana_Ng> russia 1
00:00 <Ana_Ng> usa 2
00:00 <BlackDevil> ohhh sarah silverman nude again
00:00 <Ana_Ng> canada 3
00:00 <Ana_Ng> china 4
00:00 <BlackDevil> boobies are nice
01:00 <Ana_Ng> oops
01:00 <Ana_Ng> usa is not one of them
01:00 <Ana_Ng> russia, canada, china 3
01:00 <BlackDevil> could be mexico
01:00 <BlackDevil> and south murica
02:00 <Ana_Ng> no
02:00 <BlackDevil> antartica
03:00 <Ana_Ng> not a country
03:00 <BlackDevil> europe
03:00 <Ana_Ng> one is a country of islands
03:00 <BlackDevil> korea!
03:00 <Ana_Ng> the other is a country that has a really, really, big island
03:00 <BlackDevil> carabien
04:00 <Ana_Ng> i think you are giving up
04:00 <BlackDevil> ice land
04:00 <BlackDevil> greenland
04:00 <BlackDevil> hawaii
04:00 <Ana_Ng> what country does greenland belong to
04:00 <BlackDevil> canada i think
04:00 <Ana_Ng> no
06:00 <dragen> Denmark
06:00 <Ana_Ng> denmark 4
06:00 <Ana_Ng> one more country
06:00 <Ana_Ng> it's an island country
06:00 <Ana_Ng> thousands of islands
07:00 <Ana_Ng> with volcanoes and ferry disasters
07:00 <BlackDevil> brazil
08:00 <BlackDevil> cuba
08:00 <BlackDevil> hawaii
08:00 <dragen> singapore
09:00 <BlackDevil> Russia
09:00 <BlackDevil> Indonesia
09:00 <Ana_Ng> blackdevil winz
09:00 <BlackDevil> i winz
09:00 <BlackDevil> the google search
09:00 <dragen> :)
09:00 <Ana_Ng> indonesia 5
10:00 <BlackDevil> 1	Canada	131,093mi (210,973km)
10:00 <BlackDevil> 2	Russia	35,834mi (57,670km)
10:00 <BlackDevil> 3	Indonesia	35,757mi (57,546km)
10:00 <BlackDevil> 4	Denmark (Greenland)	32,017mi (51,526km)
10:00 <BlackDevil> 5	China	22,753mi (36,617km)
10:00 <BlackDevil> 6	Philippines	22,549mi (36,289km)
10:00 <BlackDevil> 7	United States	19,858mi (31,958km)
10:00 <BlackDevil> 8	Japan	18,486mi (29,751km)
10:00 <BlackDevil> pooped
10:00 <dragen> but you are wrong
11:00 <lifestolen> its good to live alone
12:00 <dragen> Canada is under Great Britian sovereignty
12:00 <lifestolen> i don't understand why some of these men want familys and shit 
12:00 <dragen> so England should be in the top 5 
12:00 <BlackDevil> me and Q{ need to have babies
12:00 <lifestolen> then they belt their wife and kids up its like its some disgusting fantasy they have
12:00 <lifestolen> some people in this country just got no clue
14:00 <lifestolen> no wonder the jews banned guns in Australia
14:00 <lifestolen> people would be seeking justice 
14:00 <lifestolen> taking the filth off the streets
16:00 <BlackDevil> what seman if your favorite lifestolen?
16:00 <lifestolen> Maurice and Serenity both get belted up by their husbands and have to stay there and bring up the kids i feel sorry for them
17:00 <lifestolen> seman ?
18:00 <lifestolen> what
19:00 <BlackDevil> semen
19:00 <BlackDevil> white jizz
20:00 <lifestolen> yep
22:00 <lifestolen> i got lots of jizz BlackDevil 
22:00 <lifestolen> fact or life
22:00 <BlackDevil> do you drink it by cup or straight from the source?
25:00 <lifestolen> fuck off
25:00 <BlackDevil> lol
27:00 <lifestolen> lol @ vegitarians
27:00 <lifestolen> crying about the slaughter of animals well how else do you think we would get to eat them ?
29:00 <BlackDevil> same way as plants
29:00 <lifestolen> if we didn't slaughter and eat them then they wouldn't exist
29:00 <lifestolen> because we have no other purpose for them
30:00 <lifestolen> the only reason other vermin live because they are out of our reach
32:00 <BlackDevil> well they are in reach
32:00 <BlackDevil> but cant commit murder these days
33:00 <lifestolen> i would commit murder if i had a gun
33:00 <Battle_Bunny> fuck giving you my gun then its traceable
33:00 <Bastardly_One> s
33:00 <Bastardly_One> t
33:00 <Bastardly_One> f
33:00 <Bastardly_One> u
33:00 <BlackDevil> n
33:00 <BlackDevil> o
33:00 <Bastardly_One> y
34:00 <Bastardly_One> e
34:00 <Bastardly_One> s
34:00 <lifestolen> would have to give me one thats not traceable
34:00 <lifestolen> maybe some dead guys gun
34:00 <BlackDevil> i dont know why people say guns arnt traceable
34:00 <Bastardly_One> poor shane
35:00 <lifestolen> walk upto parlament house
35:00 <BlackDevil> they test each gun before the sale it
35:00 <Bastardly_One> go listen to some more rap for inspiration idiot
35:00 <lifestolen> shoot one of the cunts in the head
35:00 <lifestolen> i dont listen to rap
35:00 <BlackDevil> balisic's testing should be required at all gun factories
35:00 <lifestolen> i only listen to music when im drunk
35:00 <BlackDevil> grow the data base
35:00 <Bastardly_One> you just link it right?
35:00 <Bastardly_One> moron
35:00 <lifestolen> if you go out to some island where there are no laws you can buy whatever you want
36:00 <BlackDevil> i linked my nipples together
37:00 <Bastardly_One> you would
37:00 <lifestolen> the unabomber had the right idea
37:00 <lifestolen> send them a bomb in the mail
37:00 <lifestolen> but they screen shit now
38:00 <Bastardly_One> for you BlackDevil
38:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=10201962651322068
38:00 <lifestolen> but you gotta have some skill to make a bomb
38:00 <lifestolen> well maybe its easy
38:00 <lifestolen> i never tried
38:00 <lifestolen> shooting someone in the head is easy
38:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
38:00 <BlackDevil> yea
38:00 <BlackDevil> seen it
39:00 <BlackDevil> love how they move the ass on the big push
39:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
40:00 <BlackDevil> i fapped on some guys face one time
40:00 <BlackDevil> named element
41:00 <BlackDevil> he liked it
41:00 <Battle_Bunny> hahahahaha
41:00 <Battle_Bunny> stop trying to kill me you cunt lol
42:00 <BlackDevil> what do you mean?
42:00 <BlackDevil> you are not even laughing
42:00 <Battle_Bunny> im laughing so hard im coughing lol
42:00 <Bastardly_One> thats snoops
43:00 <Moke> np: [Mos Def - Rarities, Features, B-Sides (Vol. 2)][2-02 Boogie Man.mp3]
43:00 <Bastardly_One> you know snoops I am pretty sure
43:00 <Bastardly_One> oh it's the angry boy
43:00 <Moke> orly
43:00 <Moke> stfu
43:00 <Moke> piss ant
43:00 <Bastardly_One> Moke your music sucks
43:00 <Moke> you suck
43:00 <Moke> eat a dick maggot
43:00 <Bastardly_One> you wish I did
43:00 <lifestolen> quiet im eating sausages
44:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck up
44:00 <lifestolen> i usually do 'fuck up'
44:00 <Moke> bastardly one you are fat
44:00 <lifestolen> fuck up, down, in, out
44:00 <Moke> fat cunt like the  fat cunt on channel nine last nite
44:00 <lifestolen> then kill ur whole family
44:00 <Bastardly_One> lol@ me being fat
44:00 <Moke> 412kg of fat cunt
44:00 <lifestolen> burn your house down and put the video on youtube
44:00 <Bastardly_One> I've burnt my house down
45:00 <Bastardly_One> not on purpose
45:00 <Moke> suck shit
45:00 <Bastardly_One> and fat
45:00 <Bastardly_One> still laughing
45:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm not even 60kg idiot
46:00 <lifestolen> eat more 
47:00 <Bastardly_One> probably would make no difference
48:00 <Bastardly_One> the amount of soft drink a day I drink for instance should make me fat
48:00 <lifestolen> i weigh 77.1kg according to the stupid thing in the bathroom
49:00 <lifestolen> they think sugar makes you fat
49:00 <lifestolen> but i dont believe that
49:00 <Bastardly_One> I hit 58 usually ... way under weight
50:00 <lifestolen> i have a fat belly
52:00 <lifestolen> Bastardly_One, you sound like a scrawny cunt
53:00 <mrgrumpy> sugar does make you fat, so does fat, protein, alcohol and larger carbohydrates - they all turn into sugar if you don't burn them
55:00 <lifestolen> good
56:00 <lifestolen> people who diet and exercise are the ones who end up getting sick
56:00 <mrgrumpy> but too much sugar and/or too little exercise messes with your insulin resistance and you end up with type 2 diabetes
56:00 <mrgrumpy> dieting is idiotic - changing your lifestyle is what's important
58:00 <lifestolen> i do a lot of walking
58:00 <mrgrumpy> walking is good
58:00 <mrgrumpy> much better for you than jogging
59:00 <mrgrumpy> jogging's one of those exercises invented by shoe companies to get you to buy their shit - in reality it doesn't assist in weight loss (unless done long term) and can result in injury
02:00 <lifestolen> these people at this gym i walk past are always out the front jogging
02:00 <lifestolen> i asked to join and he said its only to be personally trained
02:00 <lifestolen> i thought that was a bit gay
02:00 <lifestolen> they dont want people coming into the gym and just using their equipement they want you to do what they tell you to do hahaha
03:00 <mrgrumpy> yeah they have these new gyms where you pay a fortune to have someone assist you in not reaching your goals for 12 weeks
03:00 <lifestolen> thats a joke
05:00 <mrgrumpy> lots of false information out there about how to get slim - it's not necessarily meaning you're going to get fit
06:00 <lifestolen> all peoples bodys are differant
07:00 <lifestolen> some people just try to put on unnatural muscle and when they get older it will probably look all retarded
07:00 <Moke> fuck all of u 
07:00 <lifestolen> unless they keep it up but they would have a heart attack
08:00 <Moke> a fat cunt would die
08:00 <lifestolen> haha
23:00 <Ana_Ng> Who are the top 5 heirs to the british throne?
24:00 <Moke> np: [3. Tyler, the Creator  Bastard][04 French! Featuring Hodgy Beats.mp3]
28:00 <Bastardly_One> harry, charles
28:00 <Bastardly_One> edward
29:00 <Moke> who cares
31:00 <Moke> np: [fka twigs][01-fka twigs-preface.flac]
31:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck up
31:00 <Ana_Ng> harry charles 2
32:00 <Bastardly_One> andrew?
32:00 <Ana_Ng> andrew 3
32:00 <Bastardly_One> he is definitely the father of William
32:00 <Bastardly_One> dead ringer
32:00 <Bastardly_One> charlie never did the deed IMO
33:00 <Moke> bastard u fuck up u fat cunt
33:00 <Moke> i wish all the ryaol family would just fuck off an die
33:00 <Moke> royal*
34:00 <Ana_Ng> william 4
35:00 <lifestolen> think of why the media covers them in the first place
35:00 <Ana_Ng> okay any other answers
35:00 <Bastardly_One> nope
35:00 <Ana_Ng> nobody gives a fuck about how you hate the royals
35:00 <ilmRg1InT> ned stark
35:00 <lifestolen> nobody gives a fuck about your quiz questions
35:00 <ilmRg1InT> renly baratheon
35:00 <Ana_Ng> so we got: charles, william, ________, henry, andrew
35:00 <ilmRg1InT> must be stannis
36:00 <Bastardly_One> I said Harry
36:00 <Moke> lifestolen
36:00 <Moke> hey mkan
36:00 <Bastardly_One> I didn't get Henry
36:00 <Ana_Ng> harry is the same as henry
36:00 <Moke> ill second that
36:00 <Moke> bastardly fuck off u fat turd
36:00 <Moke> no one cares fuckwit
36:00 <lifestolen> yes?
36:00 <Ana_Ng> harry's real name is henry
36:00 <Bastardly_One> ah
36:00 <ilmRg1InT> daenerys targaryen?
37:00 <Ana_Ng> so who is after william and before harry
37:00 <Ana_Ng> maybe the news is slow to australia
37:00 <Bastardly_One> george?
37:00 <Ana_Ng> george!
37:00 <Moke> who fucking cares
37:00 <Ana_Ng> bastardly winz
37:00 <Moke> george 
37:00 <Moke> i hope someone kills that little faggot
37:00 <Bastardly_One> that little shit is 3rd?
38:00 <Moke> fuck kate is an ugly fucking mutt
38:00 <Ana_Ng> nobody fucking cares, that's why it's called trivia
38:00 <Moke> and pippa
38:00 <Moke> what a fucking slut
38:00 <lifestolen> the royal family are jews
38:00 <Moke> yup
38:00 <Moke> fucken lazy cunts
38:00 <Bastardly_One> he's only just born almost
38:00 <Ana_Ng> you are all better than the royal family
38:00 <lifestolen> evil satanic jews
38:00 <Moke> i hope someone kiddy rapes that bitch
39:00 <Ana_Ng> if she has another baby, it will be #4, boy or girl
39:00 <Bastardly_One> you need shootinh
39:00 <Moke> hahaha
39:00 <Moke> diaf
39:00 <Moke> u fucking cry baby
39:00 <Moke> the only reason them fucking jews live for so long is cause they are lazy fucks
39:00 <Moke> there life is so hard
39:00 <Moke> omg
39:00 <Moke> they have 10 bathrooms
40:00 <ilmRg1InT> Moke: dont forget their money or the gold baggy they have around their neck
40:00 <Moke> and travel the world and are in the newds
40:00 <Moke> i mean wtf
40:00 <Moke> serious
40:00 <Moke> i fucking work hard
40:00 <Moke> and i know ill die in my 70s
40:00 <Moke> cause of stress
40:00 <Moke> that old bat the queen
40:00 <Moke> fucking old bat
40:00 <Ana_Ng> What is the smallest country in Oceania?
40:00 <Moke> just drop dead u fuck
40:00 <Moke> someone shoulda kidnapped that little faggot george
41:00 <Bastardly_One> new caledonia
41:00 <Bastardly_One> ?
41:00 <Ana_Ng> not a country
41:00 <ilmRg1InT> people still dropping those horrid parasites.. ugh. crotch spawn
41:00 <Bastardly_One> nz?
41:00 <Ana_Ng> too big
41:00 <Moke> the royals are parasites
41:00 <Moke> fucking as parsitic as ebola
41:00 <Bastardly_One> fiji?
41:00 <Moke> filthy fucks
41:00 <Ana_Ng> nope
42:00 <Moke> guam
42:00 <Ana_Ng> not a country
42:00 <lifestolen> Moke, they come from a long line of inbreeders
42:00 <Moke> yah lol
42:00 <Ana_Ng> a short line
42:00 <Moke> np: [fka twigs][04-fka twigs-hours.flac]
42:00 <Moke> holy fuck this album is so good
42:00 <Ana_Ng> more of a stump than a family tree
42:00 <Ana_Ng> Bastardly, starts with N
43:00 <Bastardly_One> Naru
43:00 <Ana_Ng> bastardly winz - Nauru
43:00 <Ana_Ng> What is the lowest point in Oceania?
43:00 <Bastardly_One> and where does Harry come from?
43:00 <Bastardly_One> red head turd
43:00 <Bastardly_One> who's got red hair in the royals?
43:00 <Ana_Ng> the polo player
43:00 <Bastardly_One> oh yeah!
44:00 <Bastardly_One> William is Andrew's
44:00 <Bastardly_One> couldn't be edward's ... he wouldn't of been chosen
45:00 <Ana_Ng> What is the lowest point in Oceania?
45:00 <Bastardly_One> no idea
46:00 <Ana_Ng> Lake Eyre, Australia
46:00 <Bastardly_One> aaaaaaaaaaaaaah
46:00 <Bastardly_One> tricky
46:00 <Serenity> [7:16am] <lifestolen> Maurice and Serenity both get belted up by their husbands and have to stay there and bring up the kids i feel sorry for them
46:00 <Ana_Ng> What is the highest point in Oceania?
46:00 <Serenity> lol what?!?!
46:00 <lifestolen> yeah may aswell
46:00 <Bastardly_One> Mt Kousiokso?
46:00 <Moke> its true serenity
47:00 <Ana_Ng> no
47:00 <Bastardly_One> or Ayres Rock
47:00 <lifestolen> Serenity, How can you live like that ?
47:00 <Moke> your loser husband is a woman basher
47:00 <Serenity> is it really
47:00 <Serenity> LOL
47:00 <Ana_Ng> it's on PNG
47:00 <lifestolen> Serenity, Why don't you live alone ?
47:00 <Serenity> i love learning new stuff about my life
47:00 <Bastardly_One> no idea
47:00 <lifestolen> sounds like some disgusting fetish 
47:00 <Moke> serenity is a tart
47:00 <Ana_Ng> Puncak Jaya/Cartensz Pyramid
47:00 <Serenity> oh this is the best thing to wake up to
47:00 <Moke> fucking lazy mutt
47:00 <Moke> raping centrelink 
47:00 <lifestolen> You should watch movies
47:00 <Moke> u just got up
47:00 <lifestolen> thats what they're for
48:00 <Moke> get a life fuckhead
48:00 <Serenity> no one in this house is on centrelink moke
48:00 <Serenity> calm down lady
48:00 <Moke> i bet u are
48:00 <Moke> u are lying
48:00 <Moke> dont lie to me
48:00 <Serenity> sure i am
48:00 <Serenity> ...
48:00 <Moke> where do u work then
48:00 <Moke> macdonalds
48:00 <Moke> lol
48:00 <Moke> thats not a job
48:00 <Moke> thats a shit kickers job
48:00 <Bastardly_One> raging moron
48:00 <Moke> bastardly
48:00 <Moke> go fuck yourself u fat fuck
48:00 <lifestolen> i wonder what these familys in these houses go on about to each other lol theyre not very independant if they all have to live with each other in a house
48:00 <Moke> fat fuck like on chan 9 last nite
49:00 <Moke> 412 kg of fucking fat
49:00 <Moke> u fucking tool
49:00 <lifestolen> what a waste of life having to live with a family 
49:00 <Moke> yah
49:00 <Bastardly_One> lol @ me being fat
49:00 <Moke> families are overated
49:00 <Serenity> wow.. this is beyond retarded
49:00 <Moke> you are fat
49:00 <lifestolen> and be belted up by your husband
49:00 <Moke> lol
49:00 <Bastardly_One> 58kg is sooooooooooooooooo fat
49:00 <Moke> prove you are that weight
50:00 <Bastardly_One> prove you're not a waste of oxygen
50:00 <lifestolen> Moke, hes a poor cunt and can't afford to feed himself
50:00 <Moke> yah
50:00 <Bastardly_One> lol @ that too 
50:00 <Moke> bastrdly your just jealous becasue im better then u are
50:00 <Moke> and u will never be anything useful to this existence
50:00 <Bastardly_One> hahahahahahahahaha
50:00 <lifestolen> Yeah
51:00 <Bastardly_One> *than you are 
51:00 <psYbR> b1 just /ignore imo
51:00 <Moke> psybr
51:00 <Moke> aww
51:00 <lifestolen> hes gone delusional
51:00 <Moke> sticking up for you bum buddy
51:00 <Moke> u fucking retard
51:00 <Moke> faggot
51:00 <Moke> go lick a dogs dick
51:00 <psYbR> moke!*@* added to ignore list.
51:00 <Moke> u fucking mutt
52:00 <Moke> docs in da house
52:00 <Serenity> are you actually abusing me because i have a family? thats a little weird
52:00 <Serenity> even for you shane
53:00 <Moke> im grabbing my nuts
53:00 <Bastardly_One> Shane is convinced you and Maurice have bad lives
53:00 <lifestolen> well i feel sorry for people who have to live with their familys they created 
53:00 <Bastardly_One> no matter how much he's proven to the contrary
53:00 <Serenity> why would you feel bad for people who created families
53:00 <Serenity> LOL
53:00 <Serenity> thats so fucked up
53:00 <lifestolen> because living with other people around you sucks
53:00 <Moke> zip it slut
54:00 <lifestolen> i live alone and its great
54:00 <Bastardly_One> easy
54:00 <Serenity> LOL you got married to someone you love and had kids LOL LOSER
54:00 <Serenity> ...
54:00 <Serenity> ok
54:00 <lifestolen> i feel sorry for people like you Serenity in abusive familys
54:00 <Bastardly_One> he has no family ... they must of disowned him
54:00 <ilmRg1InT> poor moke.
54:00 <doctor> morn
54:00 <Bastardly_One> morning doctor
54:00 <Serenity> i dunno what family you're looking at
54:00 <Serenity> but mines not abusive
54:00 <Serenity> sorry
54:00 <lifestolen> Serenity, How many times is your husband going to belt you up and you call the cops on him ? 
54:00 <Serenity> none?
55:00 <lifestolen> you just let him bash you ? and you dont even leave
55:00 <ilmRg1InT> i feel sorry for people who gave up their lives to have kids.  i'm relieved they're will to make that sacrifice, cos i sure wouldnt.
55:00 <Serenity> no one bashes me shane lol
55:00 <Serenity> im not your mother
55:00 <lifestolen> i guess a weaker person has to latch onto a stronger one
55:00 <lifestolen> must be why all you people hang in large numbers
55:00 <ilmRg1InT> it's probably a good thing most of them dont realise what they're doing
55:00 <lifestolen> never a lone wolf
55:00 <Serenity> ilmRg1InT having kids is great
55:00 <ilmRg1InT> Serenity: for some people, maybe.
56:00 <ilmRg1InT> it isnt for everyone
56:00 <Serenity> lol is he actually justifyin his reasoning for being a loner? :S
56:00 <Serenity> it certainly isnt for everyone ilmRg1InT
56:00 <lifestolen> well considering what people in perth are like 
56:00 <lifestolen> i would rather be alone
57:00 <Serenity> thts sad
57:00 <ShadowLurker> LOL
57:00 <ilmRg1InT> the sad bit to me is how many people go into having kids without realising the larger implications to their lives.  Whether they have accidents, or they're simply not in a finciaial/etc situation to support kids.
57:00 <lifestolen> but oneday you will see what happens
57:00 <Serenity> i dont think anyone can foresee an accident it could happen to anymore
58:00 <Serenity> but more people should definitely consider their finaces before having kids
58:00 <ilmRg1InT> it's not like it's an accident you cant avoid
58:00 <Serenity> anyone**
58:00 <lifestolen> why not get out in the real world and live a little before having kids ?
58:00 <Serenity> oh do you mean the kids being accidents?
58:00 <lifestolen> how can you raise kids if you have never even experienced life
58:00 <lifestolen> how can you bring kids up Serenity  ?
58:00 <ShadowLurker> lol dis cunt
58:00 <lifestolen> your a complete nutter
58:00 <Serenity> you dont know anything about my life you freak
58:00 <Serenity> calm down shane
58:00 <ShadowLurker> youre*
58:00 <ilmRg1InT> lifestolen: interestingly enough, the 'child free' movement is becoming more and more population, there's a recognition that we're living in a shit world, and people simply dont wanna bring kids into it
58:00 <ilmRg1InT> er, popular not population
59:00 <Serenity> you do realise not everyone in the world can stop having children right
59:00 <lifestolen> I would consider it oneday in the future say 25 years
59:00 <ilmRg1InT> Serenity: sure.
59:00 <psYbR> i'll happily have kids when I own the house I live in
59:00 <ilmRg1InT> but teh wrold is over-populated for the resources we have, so it's no bad thing to reduce the birth/death ratio
59:00 <ShadowLurker> why when youre gunna be dead in about 3
59:00 <lifestolen> Serenity, You are wasting your life
59:00 <Serenity> am i?
59:00 <lifestolen> look at how pathetic your life is
59:00 <Serenity> tell me about my life shane
59:00 <Serenity> lol
59:00 <ShadowLurker> haha
59:00 <lifestolen> you have to latch onto your crapy family
00:00 <lifestolen> its all you have
00:00 <ShadowLurker> this should be good
00:00 <Serenity> OH NO
00:00 <Serenity> I HAVE A FAMILY
00:00 <Serenity> im such a loser.
00:00 <lifestolen> all you have is your family too weak to walk away
00:00 <Serenity> .....
00:00 <Serenity> LOL
00:00 <Serenity> oh stop please it hurts to laugh
00:00 <lifestolen> can't look after yourself in the big world
00:00 <lifestolen> wah wah wah
00:00 <ShadowLurker> unlike you
00:00 <ShadowLurker> dole cheque to dole cheque
01:00 <ilmRg1InT> do we really need to attack each other?
01:00 <lifestolen> ilmRg1InT, yep
01:00 <ShadowLurker> nah we'll stick to him abusing everyone else then
01:00 <lifestolen> ilmRg1InT, got any guns?
01:00 <ilmRg1InT> i'm in australia
01:00 <ilmRg1InT> how am i gonna get guns?
02:00 <lifestolen> if this was america someone would just blow your stupid head off
02:00 <ShadowLurker> rofl
02:00 <Mew> you can get guns in au lol
02:00 <lifestolen> people dont fuck around in this world
02:00 <ShadowLurker> many anger
02:00 <lifestolen> wake up
02:00 <ilmRg1InT> and that's one of the many reasons i'd never even visit america not alone live there
02:00 <ShadowLurker> such hate
02:00 <lifestolen> many anger cunt
02:00 <lifestolen> you arent living in the real world
02:00 <ShadowLurker> shanes high right now
02:00 <ilmRg1InT> angry people make me laugh.
03:00 <lifestolen> im not angry
03:00 <ilmRg1InT> so easily driven by their emotions
03:00 <ShadowLurker> specially this little man
03:00 <lifestolen> just telling it how it is
03:00 <ilmRg1InT> lacking any sort of logic or rationality.
03:00 <ilmRg1InT> it's funny how lacking in control they are.
03:00 <ilmRg1InT> it's difficult to not think of them as young kids having tantrums
03:00 <ShadowLurker> they say theres a relationship between lack of intelligence and irrational violence
04:00 <ShadowLurker> exactly
04:00 <ShadowLurker> hasnt got the cognition to understand its not cool
04:00 <lifestolen> you can't base irrational violence all on lack of inteligence
04:00 <lifestolen> or some mental health problem
04:00 <lifestolen> society creates these things
05:00 <ShadowLurker> no mate
05:00 <lifestolen> say i walked into a primary school
05:00 <ShadowLurker> let me explain it to you
05:00 <lifestolen> even a kinder garden
05:00 <ShadowLurker> in a way you can understand
05:00 <lifestolen> with a knife
05:00 <ShadowLurker> u dumb u bash
05:00 <lifestolen> just started stabbing everyone there
05:00 <lifestolen> What you think about that ?
05:00 <ilmRg1InT> you get arrested, go to jail, and the inmates kill you?
05:00 <lifestolen> where do your kids go to school
05:00 <ShadowLurker> children arent incuded as they hav not received the guidence needed to be a functioning adult
05:00 <lifestolen> ilmRg1InT, Yes but atleast the world will get the message
05:00 <lifestolen> these things happen for a reason
06:00 <ShadowLurker> like you werent
06:00 <ilmRg1InT> you think so?
06:00 <lifestolen> unless you change your ways
06:00 <ilmRg1InT> i think you overestimate
06:00 <lifestolen> more will die
06:00 <ShadowLurker> yeh this cunts fucked
06:00 <ShadowLurker> im out
06:00 <ilmRg1InT> if you honestly think that way, then i'm concerned for your mental health
06:00 <lifestolen> ShadowLurker, I know isn't it ironic ?
06:00 <ShadowLurker> its pathetic now
06:00 <lifestolen> they won't even get a chance to grow up because of the way you acted
06:00 <Bastardly_One> bbs
06:00 <lifestolen> imagine slitting their throats
06:00 <lifestolen> one by one
06:00 <lifestolen> helpless children
07:00 <ShadowLurker> normal ppl dont think like that
07:00 <ilmRg1InT> lifestolen: you're the one who slit their throats, that's on nobody but the person who committed the act. anything else is just making excuses.
07:00 <ilmRg1InT> if you think any other way, you may need to seek some mental health professionals
07:00 <lifestolen> ilmRg1InT, Yeah but how do you think they feel and their familys feel ?
07:00 <lifestolen> how would the world think about this
07:00 <ilmRg1InT> i'm not sure how that's relevant?
07:00 <lifestolen> thats the whole point of it
08:00 <lifestolen> to show the world what happens when you act the way you do
08:00 <ilmRg1InT> you seem to be making some sort of argument without explaining what it is
08:00 <lifestolen> You want to act like that ok here is the consequences
08:00 <lifestolen> we kill some innocent children
08:00 <lifestolen> women
08:00 <lifestolen> fuck u over bigtime
08:00 <ilmRg1InT> fuck who over bigtime?
08:00 <lifestolen> Fuck u cunt.
08:00 <ilmRg1InT> ...
08:00 <lifestolen> aussie piece of shit
09:00 <ilmRg1InT> i'm sorry for not being able to understand your train of thought
09:00 <ilmRg1InT> it seems as though you're incapable of explaining what you're thinking
09:00 <lifestolen> i just told you
09:00 <ilmRg1InT> yeah, except you didnt.
09:00 <lifestolen> what should i say then
09:00 <ilmRg1InT> you seem to be making some assumptions
09:00 <lifestolen> should i wear some dish washing gloves
09:00 <ilmRg1InT> are you washing dishes?
10:00 <lifestolen> how should i kill myself before the cops get there
10:00 <ilmRg1InT> so you'd rather kill yourself than face the consequences of your actions?
10:00 <ilmRg1InT> how cowardly and selfish
11:00 <lifestolen> you could say that
12:00 <lifestolen> but i would rather kill myself than have jew or freemason order me killed
13:00 <lifestolen> i should probably find a school that has lots of jewish children
13:00 <lifestolen> and blow it up
13:00 <lifestolen> maybe could kill thousands if i moved from one school to the next
19:00 <ATS63> http://www.vice.com/en_au/read/is-reducing-the-male-population-by-90-percent-the-solution-to-all-our-problems
19:00 <ATS63> She'd make a great girlfriend
22:00 <ShadowLurker> what the fuck happened
23:00 <ShadowLurker> first it was "having a family is stupid" then nek minnit "i should blow up a school"
24:00 <ilmRg1InT> oh, hi Serenity
24:00 <ShadowLurker> shanes clearly been on the ice again
24:00 <Serenity> hello
24:00 <ilmRg1InT> ShadowLurker: 'well that escalated quickly' i believe is the appropriate meme
24:00 <Serenity> his mum probably kicked him out again
25:00 <ShadowLurker> that doesnt even come close
25:00 <ilmRg1InT> http://giant.gfycat.com/PeriodicHarmlessIndianpalmsquirrel.gif .. that's awesome
26:00 <ShadowLurker> hes been on the ice again and bashed his mum then she called the cops and hes been kicked out
26:00 <Serenity> woah thats cool
34:00 <ATS63> And then?
34:00 <Q{> lifestolen, they have tuff anti terrorism law
34:00 <Q{> u want to get arrested and locked up
35:00 <Q{> and get ur mental assessment?
35:00 <ATS63> Is lifestolen in VIC?
35:00 <Q{> u want all that shit
35:00 <Q{> ur that bored?
38:00 <lifestolen> try catch me
38:00 <lifestolen> by the time its over ill be dead
38:00 <lifestolen> come get me police ASIO
42:00 <ATS63> Actually ASIO would not care about you at all
42:00 <ATS63> Police would only pretend to
42:00 <ATS63> Hope I've helped
43:00 <lifestolen> im sure i could make them care a lot
43:00 <lifestolen> if i really wanted to
43:00 <lifestolen> i haven't really even tried
44:00 <ATS63> I'm sure you couldn't cause you're a wimp
47:00 <ATS63> Besides, if you really want to do something that matters... start by making tacos for others. The world needs more tacos
49:00 <Q{> lifestolen, they dont give a shit about u
49:00 <Q{> but they get bonus
49:00 <Q{> and give u hard time
49:00 <Q{> and get promoted
49:00 <Q{> they get paid to do that
49:00 <lifestolen> i would just kill myself
50:00 <Q{> easier for them
50:00 <lifestolen> they wouldn't even finish the court case
50:00 <lifestolen> i would just end it there
50:00 <Q{> dont need to bother with trial
50:00 <Q{> they pat themselves on back
50:00 <Q{> from foiling terrorist
50:00 <lifestolen> why give them a job of locking me up in prison
50:00 <lifestolen> their children die they get the message problem solved
51:00 <lifestolen> maybe they will changes their ways
52:00 <ATS63> What is the message? You want the world to know you're a crazy loser?
56:00 <lifestolen> No
56:00 <lifestolen> The world will know of the perps
56:00 <lifestolen> word will be born
57:00 <lifestolen> gangstalking terminology will go live
08:00 <ATS63> Whats going down in AK nigga
12:00 <Ana_Ng> oh
12:00 <Ana_Ng> well a lot of white people driving hom
12:00 <Ana_Ng> hone
12:00 <Ana_Ng> home
12:00 <Bastardly_One> rush north!
13:00 <Bastardly_One> to alaska
14:00 <ATS63> White people? Thats obsurd. I bet they've never eaten whale or seal
15:00 <ilmRg1InT> mmm i hope the Mythbusters - Behind the Myths Tour is worth going to
15:00 <lifestolen> yuk
18:00 <ATS63> lifestolen: quit being a pussy and go shoot up in the school
20:00 <lifestolen> im planning it now
20:00 <lifestolen> writing some diagrams, maps etc..
22:00 <Bastardly_One> you leaving the maccas you use to wifi?
23:00 <Ana_Ng> if you did not grow up eating whale and seal, it's horribly nasty
24:00 <Bastardly_One> seal I've been told is revolting
24:00 <ATS63> See, if you weren't such a fag, you wouldn't need plans - just your balls
24:00 <Bastardly_One> but I was one of those kids who wrote to the Canadian Prime Minster
25:00 <Bastardly_One> complaining about seal clubbing
25:00 <Bastardly_One> and the teacher thought it was such a great idea she made the entire class do it
25:00 <lifestolen> so how many letters is that he had to read ?
26:00 <lifestolen> thats fucking stupid
26:00 <lifestolen> "please mr prime minister dont kill seals"
26:00 <Bastardly_One> our entire primary school for one
26:00 <Ana_Ng> keep killing cute cows
26:00 <Bastardly_One> the principle got wind of it 
26:00 <lifestolen> dumb
26:00 <lifestolen> make Australia look even more stupid
27:00 <Bastardly_One> I don't eat read meat but not ethical reasons
27:00 <lifestolen> banning guns
27:00 <lifestolen> whats next
27:00 <Bastardly_One> I don't like the texture of most of it 
27:00 <Bastardly_One> culling idiots I hope
27:00 <Bastardly_One> you'd be first dead
27:00 <lifestolen> have to pay to go to a shooting range and take ur own life there
27:00 <lifestolen> cant even shoot urself in ur own home
29:00 <Bastardly_One> hang yourself then
29:00 <lifestolen> i dont want to die that way
30:00 <Bastardly_One> shout, shout, blow it all out, this is the shit what can do without, fuck off
30:00 <Bastardly_One> tellin' em all fuck off
30:00 <Bastardly_One> in violent times you shouldn't have to sell your sooooooooooooul
30:00 <Bastardly_One> etc
31:00 <ATS63> lifestolen: there is a difference between "banned" and "permitted when a need is justified, such as a hobby". A ban doesn't prevent violence, but it certainly reduces the harm occured from violent acts
31:00 <ATS63> You would of learnt the difference between words in school, if you ever went
32:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm glad you added, if he ever went
32:00 <lifestolen> ATS63, Thats beside the point the point is that certain people would have been shot by now if it wasn't for these stupid laws
32:00 <ATS63> Riiight. Enable laws so more people die. lifestolen for PM! Huzzah!
33:00 <lifestolen> go to other countries and pull your shit and see what happens
33:00 <ATS63> If other countries are so great, how about you leave this one
34:00 <lifestolen> i'd be running at you with an AK-47 with a bayonet and a bullet proof vest
34:00 <ATS63> I'll meet you in the new country you call home, and we can test that theory
35:00 <lifestolen> What about this country ?
35:00 <lifestolen> should we just arrange at the new country to have a nuclear bomb droped on it ?
35:00 <ATS63> Well I think its great. But you want a country with guns and shit. So leave
35:00 <lifestolen> of course we need guns
35:00 <lifestolen> gotta clean the filth off the streets
36:00 <ATS63> So pick a country that suits your legislative requirements
37:00 <lifestolen> there is a thriving black market for guns in australia
37:00 <lifestolen> once i tap into the black market
37:00 <lifestolen> i can get my revenge
37:00 <ATS63> Thriving, except you can't find it
37:00 <ATS63> Yes
37:00 <ATS63> Makes sense
38:00 <lifestolen> how can you protect your children ?
38:00 <ATS63> Well, I don't require a gun because 99% of people also don't own guns, and 99.9999% of people don't carry them.
39:00 <ATS63> So I protect my fictious children by not being a pussy
40:00 <ATS63> Do you really think that owning a gun will mean you're not a pussy? Do you really fail to comprehend its more likely the gun would be used on yourself by someone who isn't a wimp and is tired of your bullshit stupidity?
41:00 <lifestolen> this isn't about me as an individual
42:00 <lifestolen> but i will lay down the law if i have to
42:00 <lifestolen> because the way people act in this country
42:00 <lifestolen> they need bullets to the head
42:00 <Bastardly_One> I just watched this doco on this dude I like
43:00 <ilmRg1InT> lifestolen seems like an incredibly angry individual, who feels slighted/wronged - some sort of persecution complex perhaps.
43:00 <Bastardly_One> and no way does he really live in that house
43:00 <Bastardly_One> he can't
43:00 <Bastardly_One> I need ShadowLurker or Serenity to back that up
44:00 <lifestolen> guns were made for a reason
44:00 <lifestolen> lol
44:00 <ilmRg1InT> lifestolen: do you receive any sort of government assistance?
44:00 <lifestolen> no
45:00 <lifestolen> i did when i was younger
45:00 <ilmRg1InT> so you're full-time employed right now? what sort of work do you do?
45:00 <Bastardly_One> I do
45:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm on welfare for the rest of my life
45:00 <lifestolen> none of your business
46:00 <Bastardly_One> his job is drinking
46:00 <Bastardly_One> and raging when he's sober
46:00 <ilmRg1InT> oh, i thought we were being friendly.
46:00 <Bastardly_One> and wanting pot
46:00 <ilmRg1InT> do you have any hobbies you'd care to share, lifestolen?
46:00 <lifestolen> do you see me asking you questions like that ?
46:00 <lifestolen> no i dont care to share with people
46:00 <ilmRg1InT> i'm trying to learn about you as an individual to try and understand your life-view
47:00 <ilmRg1InT> unfortunately, you're being incredibly closed off.
47:00 <lifestolen> there is only 1 life-view
47:00 <lifestolen> the truth
47:00 <lifestolen> its not a conspiracy
47:00 <ilmRg1InT> well, i'm not sure i agree with that
47:00 <ilmRg1InT> you have to admit that we each individually have a view on the world
47:00 <lifestolen> you think its a conspiracy ?
47:00 <lifestolen> im a victim of gangstalking
47:00 <ilmRg1InT> we can try and collaborate and share our point of view, and help others try and at least see or understand each other
47:00 <lifestolen> do you know what that is ?
48:00 <ilmRg1InT> no, i dont
48:00 <lifestolen> search for gangstalking on the internet and you find lots of people just like me
48:00 <ilmRg1InT> i dont know who you are to know what 'like you' is
48:00 <lifestolen> so if you wanna say im wrong you're saying thousands of others are wrong
48:00 <lifestolen> and thats called gas lighting
48:00 <lifestolen> its a form of mental abuse
48:00 <ATS63> Also, another thing
48:00 <ilmRg1InT> well, actually - you're making a logical fallacy there
48:00 <ATS63> AK47? lelz
49:00 <ilmRg1InT> it's called a 'bandwagon' fallacy.
49:00 <ilmRg1InT> https://yourlogicalfallacyis.com/bandwagon
49:00 <lifestolen> no
49:00 <lifestolen> im not jumping on and bandwagons
49:00 <ilmRg1InT> can you explain what you believe this 'gang stalking' is?
49:00 <ATS63> Are you really an effective marksman? What makes you believe you can control a prohibited assault rifle thats notoriously difficult to aim?
49:00 <lifestolen> there is many differant methods of stalking they use it is a secret groups of people known as perps
49:00 <lifestolen> perpetrators
50:00 <ATS63> Why not say, an AR15?
50:00 <lifestolen> government is involved
50:00 <ilmRg1InT> secret groups. i see.
50:00 <lifestolen> its all about putting others down
50:00 <lifestolen> so they can keep power
50:00 <ilmRg1InT> i continue to be concerned for your mental health.
50:00 <lifestolen> and experiement on people
50:00 <lifestolen> mind control, stalking
50:00 <lifestolen> attacks with electronic weapons
50:00 <ATS63> Oh yes, cause the gov is mind controlling you and harming you with elec weapons
51:00 <ATS63> You have no responsibility for being a dipshit at all. Its "them" to blame
51:00 <lifestolen> you seem to want to stop this word getting out
51:00 <lifestolen> and dismiss it
51:00 <lifestolen> probably i would say because you're involved in it
51:00 <gremlinz> lollllllllll
51:00 <lifestolen> if i was involved in a crime i would of course say that it isn't true
52:00 <ilmRg1InT> i'm not sure if lifestolen is simply a troll, or has some severe mental issues (or both)
52:00 <British^Meat> isnt it just youtube pasting guy?
53:00 <ATS63> Pro-tip: lay off the drugs, go to school, get a job. The world may be a terrible place but we all make the world we live in.
54:00 <ATS63> I'm going to go masterbate in my sisters underwear now like a normal guy
54:00 <British^Meat> heh
54:00 <Ana_Ng> the only thing wrong with that is the typo
55:00 <ilmRg1InT> it's a good thing that grammatical and typographical errors are so common on text-based communication mediums that there's no point commenting on them, or questioning someones intelligence over them.
55:00 <British^Meat> yer
55:00 <British^Meat> i never correct mine...
55:00 <British^Meat> and to point out someone elses is just silly
55:00 <Ana_Ng> words only spoken by someone who can't spell
55:00 <British^Meat> a very easy thing to do
55:00 <ilmRg1InT> well, there's little point making more noise updating something if the intent of the communication is clear.  if a word is completely wrong, or the communication becomes unclear - i might understand a correction being made.
55:00 <Ana_Ng> i only point them out when they are extraordinary
56:00 <British^Meat> you knew what i meant.... you're just being an a-hole by pointing out my sloppy typing
56:00 <Ana_Ng> you can argue for wrong people all day long
56:00 <British^Meat> Thats all there is to it
56:00 <Ana_Ng> defend them if you like
56:00 <lifestolen> pointing out those errors would just be a form of targeting
56:00 <Ana_Ng> i won't stoop to your level
56:00 <Ana_Ng> pointing out errors is called teaching
56:00 <Ana_Ng> it's how you learn
56:00 <British^Meat> no
56:00 <lifestolen> perps in Australia aren't covert when they harras people leaving me to think that the word will get out soon about it
56:00 <ilmRg1InT> apparently 'otu' instead of 'out' is an extraordinary error, worth commenting on
56:00 <Ana_Ng> by trying and failing and fixing your mistakes
56:00 <British^Meat> its called being petty and targeting
56:00 <Ana_Ng> if you want to live at home forever, you can
57:00 <ilmRg1InT> Ana_Ng: you seem confused between the difference of a spelling and mere typographical error.
57:00 <lifestolen> thats why i mention the guns
57:00 <Ana_Ng> i said nothing about otu
57:00 <ilmRg1InT> you did yesterday.
57:00 <ilmRg1InT> you made quite a point over it, infact.
57:00 <Ana_Ng> i was commenting on the incest remark that was preceded by a misspelling of masturbate
58:00 <Ana_Ng> you can spend your time whining
58:00 <Ana_Ng> or learn
58:00 <Ana_Ng> your choice
58:00 <ilmRg1InT> you're incredibly arrogant, it makes me laugh :)
58:00 <Ana_Ng> you're a child
58:00 <ilmRg1InT> perhaps with a few more years under your belt, you'll be a little more mature and be a little less judgemental
58:00 <ilmRg1InT> and who's the one being petulant and having a tantrum?
58:00 <Ana_Ng> maybe with a few more years under your belt, you'll grow a pube
59:00 <ilmRg1InT> see - you fall to personal attacks so quickly
59:00 <ilmRg1InT> you seem incredibly emotionally driven
59:00 <Ana_Ng> ilmRg1InT: you're incredibly arrogant, it makes me laugh :)
59:00 <Ana_Ng> you're so terrible at trolling it makes me sad for the internet
59:00 <British^Meat> i thought guffaw was my word :/
59:00 <Ana_Ng> dirty word stealer
00:00 <ilmRg1InT> ah, of course - the old 'call them a troll cos i dont agree with them' shtick.
00:00 <Ana_Ng> maybe you should take some time and think about how you messed up your life
00:00 <Ana_Ng> you don't agree with my schtick
00:00 <Ana_Ng> this is how you got started on your fake trolling rant
00:00 <Ana_Ng> you defend people who are idiots
00:00 <Ana_Ng> it's cute
00:00 <British^Meat> i dont agree with pointing out peoples typing errors
01:00 <ilmRg1InT> British^Meat: it's a pointless waste of time, yes.
01:00 <andrewbolt> Anyone got goodwill hunting style stories for me to tell the psych
01:00 <ilmRg1InT> however, it makes some people feel superior :)
01:00 <Ana_Ng> you waste far more time whining about it
01:00 <Ana_Ng> if you can't type, don't use a type-based medium to communicate
01:00 <Ana_Ng> it's right or wrong
01:00 <ilmRg1InT> 'a type-based medium'
01:00 <British^Meat> its ok to make sitakes
02:00 <Ana_Ng> if you want to add some elaborate connotations, by all means
02:00 <British^Meat> its O K 
02:00 <Ana_Ng> waste your time on it
02:00 <British^Meat> no need to point them out
02:00 <Ana_Ng> i disagree
02:00 <Ana_Ng> people learn by reading
02:00 <Ana_Ng> when they read the wrong thing, they repeat it
02:00 <andrewbolt> Ill talk about how irc fights trigger my trauma of parents fighting during childhood
02:00 <British^Meat> really?
02:00 <Ana_Ng> if you take it personally, then that's a problem between you and your therapist
02:00 <British^Meat> coz if someone wrote, im otu of here!
02:00 <British^Meat> id instantly assume it was im out of here
03:00 <British^Meat> no need to read it twice
03:00 <British^Meat> u dig?
03:00 <Ana_Ng> you are nothing to anybody but letters on a screen
03:00 <andrewbolt> Im blind
03:00 <Ana_Ng> if you choose to represent yourself as an idiot, then that's how you will be seen
03:00 <andrewbolt> I feel you all
03:00 <British^Meat> by your perhaps
03:00 <British^Meat> its not really being an idiot to not correct your typing
03:00 <ilmRg1InT> jon postel had something interesting to say about it - it's what was later termed the 'robustness principle' - essentially, it states - 'be conservative in what you send, be liberal in what you accept'.  So you should attempt to communicate in a way that people will understand, but try and make allowances for those communicating to you.
03:00 <Ana_Ng> you assume that people see their mistakes
03:00 <British^Meat> ive made several errors already...
04:00 <British^Meat> not corrected one of them
04:00 <British^Meat> u understand my comms yes?
04:00 <Ana_Ng> who cares
04:00 <Ana_Ng> you are really a pussy if you get butthurt by correction of a word
04:00 <andrewbolt> 2 b or not 2b
05:00 <Ana_Ng> "MOMMY MOMMY!!! SOMEBODY FIXED MY SPELLING!!!!"
05:00 <British^Meat> meh, ive been called worse
05:00 <andrewbolt> Shakespeare quoted over pencils
05:00 <Ana_Ng> get a spine
05:00 <ilmRg1InT> i tend to prefer the 2H, myself.
05:00 <Ana_Ng> you like it hard
05:00 <andrewbolt> Nice
05:00 <andrewbolt> Draw my pirtrait
07:00 <andrewbolt> I have soft features that are best brought out with 2h
08:00 <andrewbolt> All da azns are asleep on da bus
09:00 <Ana_Ng> must be trivia time
11:00 <Ana_Ng> What does a silkworm use to make silk?
12:00 <British^Meat> chinese, bloody mongrels
12:00 <Skirmish> Are there no american irc servers/channels for you to dwell in Ana_Ng? 
12:00 <Ana_Ng> bzzzt saliva
14:00 <Ana_Ng> Who is the three-letter South Korean musician responsible for the most viewed YouTube video in 2013?
14:00 <gremlinz> psy
14:00 <Ana_Ng> gremlinz winz
15:00 <ATS63> That was weird. I remembered I don't have a sister
15:00 <Ana_Ng> What was Gotye and Kimbra's 2013 Grammy Award winning Best Song? 
15:00 <gremlinz> somebody i used to know
15:00 <ATS63> No that was their only award winning song :/
16:00 <ilmRg1InT> ATS63: so where did you get the underwear from?
16:00 <Ana_Ng> gremlinz winz
16:00 <ATS63> Some slut prolly
16:00 <ilmRg1InT> nice.
16:00 <Skirmish> You got them from the salvos so you could pretend women leave their underwear at your house.
17:00 <Ana_Ng> Which nation surpassed Japan in 2013 to become the world's 3rd largest smartphone market?
17:00 <ATS63> Korea
17:00 <ATS63> Or China
17:00 <ATS63> But Korea may as well be China
18:00 <ilmRg1InT> there's more than one korea.
18:00 <Skirmish> Except for their completely different political and economic systems .... yeah korea is china.
18:00 <Ana_Ng> china is 1, u.s. is 2
18:00 <gremlinz> australia
18:00 <ilmRg1InT> http://i.imgur.com/tbbZ1TX.jpg *amused*
19:00 <ATS63> Why does an Alaskan come on IRC to do the job of a bot anyway?
19:00 <Ana_Ng> bzzzt answer is India
19:00 <Skirmish> ATS63: excellent question.
19:00 <Ana_Ng> US Cornell University produced what human body part using 3-D printing/collagen technology in February 2013?
20:00 <Skirmish> My guess would be ... lack of a life. 
20:00 <ATS63> A penis
20:00 <ATS63> If you say that isn't the answer, I say you're wrong
21:00 <Ana_Ng> bzzzt ear
21:00 <Ana_Ng> Nobel Peace Prizewinner Aung San Suu Kyi was re-elected General Secretary of the National League for Democracy in which country?
21:00 <ATS63> They made a penis too, I guarantee it
22:00 <ilmRg1InT> ATS63: sex toy, you suppose?
22:00 <gremlinz> south korea
22:00 <Skirmish> South Korea is already democratic. 
22:00 <ilmRg1InT> north korea, best korea.
22:00 <ATS63> No doubt baby g
23:00 <ilmRg1InT> do you even /r/pyongyang?
23:00 <gremlinz> like i fucking know, taking stabs in the dark here
23:00 <Skirmish> Asian country that wants democracy ...... china. 
24:00 <Ana_Ng> south of china
25:00 <Ana_Ng> bzzzzt Myanmar, which you may call Burma
26:00 <ilmRg1InT> http://gfycat.com/GlassGrandDugong .. whoops
27:00 <British^Meat> dats gotta hurt
27:00 <British^Meat> sorry
27:00 <ilmRg1InT> apparently they died.
27:00 <British^Meat> that has to hurt
27:00 <British^Meat> that has got to hurt
28:00 <gremlinz> that's just dumb.
29:00 <Skirmish> British^Meat: That would not have hurt a bit.  They were dead instantly.
32:00 <Lumeah2> want some rain..!!
32:00 <Lumeah2> :P
34:00 <Skirmish> Lumeah: You should be loving it.  Can't do your job as a lawn mower in the rain. 
35:00 <British^Meat> i dont get that but it sounds funny\
35:00 <Skirmish> What's not to get?  She mows lawns for a living.  Can't do that in the rain. 
36:00 <Lumeah2> hi skirmey you know i don't actually mow lawns don't you hun ?
36:00 <Lumeah2> hmm bit slow darlin
36:00 <Skirmish> What do you do then? 
36:00 <British^Meat> would be a sorta cool job
36:00 <British^Meat> sat on the mower, headphones on, fresh air
36:00 <British^Meat> buy maybe not for 8hrs x 5days
37:00 <Skirmish> If you were happy with a job that you could turn your brain off to do, sure. 
37:00 <British^Meat> i find mowing my lawn theraputic
38:00 <Lumeah2> actual gardening ya know with plants and garden beds.. mantaining them incuding design and 12 acres of gardens to manage... i don't do the lawns tho hun.
39:00 <British^Meat> really?
39:00 <British^Meat> so youre pretty cluey on gardening/plants/tree's?
40:00 <Skirmish> ... or a labourer.
40:00 <Lumeah2> lol
40:00 <Lumeah2> =your sitting on your ass alday harassing people in Mirc. and geting paied lol :P
41:00 <Lumeah2> yes really British^Meat thats what i do.
41:00 <simba> irc*
41:00 <Lumeah2> meah details
41:00 <Lumeah2> ;P
41:00 <speedmonkey> do you finger the dirt
41:00 <speedmonkey> like a vagina
41:00 <British^Meat> I wished for some advice on my peach tree
41:00 <Skirmish> Not getting paid today.  My shit is free today around other things I am doing at home.
42:00 <Lumeah2> ahh k
42:00 <Lumeah2> does your shit stink?
42:00 <Skirmish> Actually .... yes I am getitng paid today.  This is one of my annual leave days. 
42:00 <Skirmish> My bad. 
42:00 <Skirmish> Next moronic question? 
43:00 <simba> dont encourage it
43:00 <Skirmish> Sorry. 
44:00 <Lumeah2> so clean the house make your wife happy.:P or did you already do that this morning like a good husband?
47:00 <Skirmish> I'm not married.  Why is that so hard for you irc peanuts to understand? 
47:00 <simba> Lumeah considers facebook marriage to be pretty official
47:00 <Skirmish> Lay off the perm chemicals.
48:00 <Skirmish> lol facebook marriages. 
48:00 <lifestolen> People ie: Serenity get married and have kids at a young age because they're weak and can't handle the real world
48:00 <Skirmish> On a different note ... I think it is cool that they've now mapped our the ocean floor on Google earth. 
49:00 <simba> fuck off lifestolen
49:00 <simba> fucken jew perp
49:00 <Skirmish> lifestolen: If she was weak she would have gotten married a long time before she actually did.  
50:00 <British^Meat> lol
50:00 <British^Meat> wtf does that even mean lifestolen?
50:00 <Skirmish> Lumeah2: is that how you wake up sleeping trolls?  By asking moronic questions and making stupid statements? Good to know. 
50:00 <lifestolen> and Maurice only ever had 1 job in her life that was at hungry jacks then she married an old guy because she couldnt handle life and her husband beats her up and she calls the cops
50:00 <Skirmish> You sound like you've made these two women a focus of your attention.  Doesn't seem healthy at all. 
51:00 <lifestolen> anyway i don't have to explain things to anyone
51:00 <lifestolen> keep going with your delusions
52:00 <British^Meat> i dont care that ppl dont work :/
52:00 <British^Meat> i mean we've all been there yer?
53:00 <BlackDevil> because he is surrounded by dicks
53:00 <Lumeah2> seams to get responses does't it ::P
53:00 <Skirmish> seams.  You fucking idiot.  lol
53:00 <Lumeah2> made me ya laugh
53:00 <Lumeah2> :P
53:00 <Skirmish> No wonder you plant flowers.
54:00 <Lumeah2> they don't talk back like assholes do :P
54:00 <Skirmish> You should at least halve the amount of perm chemicals you put in your hair. 
55:00 <Lumeah2> so your wrong twice today then?
55:00 <Skirmish> You can deny it all you like.  Your hair is a direct result from bottles upon bottles of perm chemicals. 
55:00 <British^Meat> can i see her hair?
55:00 <Skirmish> Link up a picture.  Let people form their own opinion.
56:00 <British^Meat> is she PriNcESs^WaRrIoR?
56:00 <Skirmish> British^Meat: She looks like Patty and Selma from the simpsons.  
56:00 <Lumeah2> it's not actually
56:00 <Skirmish> Same IQ as princesswarrior, but no.  Sisters maybe? 
56:00 <Lumeah2> you love hassesling me Skirmey bear :P
57:00 <Skirmish> Is that meant to do something or is it just a flow over from the fact you've cybered over half of the male #melbourne population? 
58:00 <simba> lol
58:00 <Lumeah2> your not married ??? so your living in sin??? O...M...F...G!!!! MAY THE DEVIL SUCK YOU IN TO HIS RELEM OF DARKENESS AND MAY YOU FOR EVER BURN IN HELL!! you sinner!!
58:00 <Mew> who released the krakhore?
59:00 <Skirmish> you're* you're* realm* forever*
59:00 <Lumeah2> ta :P
59:00 <simba> O...M...F....G..!!
59:00 <British^Meat> simba has cracking boobs
59:00 <Skirmish> You're not exactly a poster child for your career.  "Kum plant flours becuz you kan do et with no brane"
00:00 <Skirmish> You should go to tafe or do a WEA course Lumeah.  
00:00 <Skirmish> Try and get to year 10 level basic spelling and english. 
00:00 <Lumeah2> i have a diploma actually :P
01:00 <simba> lol ive got the opportunity to work for some place and maintain their webpage and facebook i just have to do some little WEA course first
01:00 <simba> i hadnt heard of it before now
01:00 <simba> maintaining a facebook sounds piss ez 
01:00 <ilmRg1InT> what's a 'WEA course'?
01:00 <British^Meat> adult learning
02:00 <ilmRg1InT> weird.
02:00 <simba> idk really
02:00 <simba> seems like tafe purely for adults or something
02:00 <British^Meat> yup
02:00 <simba> they have some funny courses like "how to use facebook"
03:00 <British^Meat> lol really? gawsh
03:00 <simba> "organise, store and share your photos"
03:00 <British^Meat> even my grandad can use facebook
03:00 <simba> a whole course!
03:00 <British^Meat> i think slinky_jerk was gonna do one on camping
03:00 <ilmRg1InT> apparently WEA has been around a long time, but i've never hear dof it
03:00 <British^Meat> or some outdoor shit
03:00 <British^Meat> coz u know, he lives near the woods and can get to the woods easily :/
04:00 <British^Meat> i was going to do a WEA photography course years back, but u know, couldnt be arsed
04:00 <Skirmish> Lumeah2: Your diploma means nothing if they gave it to you with your level of education.  Did they give it to you for planting 1000 flowers?  
06:00 <simba> William "Xm" Shakespere
06:00 <xm> cum
06:00 <xm> at
06:00 <xm> me
06:00 <xm> bro
07:00 <xm> it's true. im black and wrote all of his works. he gets all the credit because he's white
07:00 <Skirmish> lol I love how google street view the weather changes with each few clicks. 
07:00 <Loof> spent the whole day burning dvds for my niece cause they have no internet
08:00 <Loof> burning the lion king atm
08:00 <Lumeah2> Oh please...
08:00 <xm> hakuna mutata. it means no worries. AFP has terrorism to worry about
09:00 <Skirmish> xm: At work, one of the things we're instructed to look for is burnt dvd's. 
09:00 <xm> non-descript is sometimes full of the most information
09:00 <xm> i suppose better than an AOL 200 hours free CD
10:00 <Skirmish> The government takes the flow of illegal movies very seriously. 
10:00 <xm> there was one guy here that got done for several thousand. he was selling them 
10:00 <Skirmish> Yeah under Australian law you are only really breaking the law when you distribute. 
10:00 <xm> software though
10:00 <xm> i think he was doing it under an FTP
11:00 <xm> ... hosted in Australia
11:00 <Skirmish> lol he was asking for it then.
11:00 <xm> of course
11:00 <xm> not to mention dodgy porn
11:00 <xm> there used to be a guy that'd come to #perth called IM_A_COP and shared the dodgiest stuff at Perth LANs
12:00 <xm> i heard that from a workmate too. so that's how famous he was
13:00 <xm> im curious how the software guy got caught. maybe he paid someone $1000 for SEO to get on the first page when searching for "pirated microsoft software australia"
14:00 <xm> must be australia to get it faster!!!!
15:00 <Skirmish> I need to learn to bookmark pages. 
16:00 <xm> you always forget to bookmark them then forget where it was?
16:00 <xm> i tend to bookmark a bit. but sometimes you forget. but you can go through history and literally type in and search
16:00 <xm> with some browsers
16:00 <Skirmish> Yes.  I found a place I want to rent for a fortnight in Old Bar for my wedding and now can't find it again. 
16:00 <xm> unless you've got some really strict setting
16:00 <Skirmish> Hope it wasn't removed ... 
17:00 <xm> you should really have another browser open up just for general browsing if you're really paranoid about malicious sites
17:00 <xm> and one for 'trusted' sites
17:00 <xm> ive always got several different browsers open. partially because it's for dev but also because i can separate things
18:00 <xm> aviator is fairly secure but strips down a bit
20:00 <simba> cum
21:00 <British^Meat> new gta5 dlc, update inc
21:00 <simba> ko0oolol0ol
21:00 <simba> i think i did some stupid things on it last night really high
22:00 <simba> i think i made my car black and pink and it looked bad but i couldnt be bothered changing it back
22:00 <xm> did you drive at 25km/h
22:00 <British^Meat> i kept swooping some dude last night in my plane, and everytime i missed he'd go "OMG THIS GUY IS FAILING SOOOOOOOOOOO HARD"
22:00 <British^Meat> Wasnt trying to kill him :)
22:00 <simba> lol
22:00 <British^Meat> silly kids
23:00 <simba> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GoUWdzNp9SM
24:00 <simba> maybe its called fuck you
24:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Thug Life (nerf gun review) ( Jun 13, 2014) 0 - Category: Comedy - 571,220 - 9,659 likes (97.8%), 216 dislikes (2.2%)
25:00 <British^Meat> its probably paid dlc yer?
25:00 <simba> not 2 sure
25:00 <British^Meat> "Jo Francis G Cabulera All these updates, yet we still play Rooftop Rumble."
25:00 <British^Meat> so true
26:00 <simba> lol theyre still dangling the heists in front of people
26:00 <simba> free updates it says
27:00 <simba> lol the next gen versions of GTA V will have "Increased Draw Distances, Better Resolution, New Wildlife"
27:00 <simba> TIME 2 SHELL OUT 800 BUX 4 A NEW CONSOLE
27:00 <simba> NEW TIGERS IN TEH WILD
27:00 <simba> NEW PLANT ANIMATIONS
27:00 <simba> (srsly where do i sign i love tigers)
28:00 <British^Meat> lol
28:00 <British^Meat> CANT WAIT FOR HIGH RES/DEF GRASS
28:00 <British^Meat> Im going to buy the super mega rare special exclusive edition ANZ
28:00 <British^Meat> will only cost $200 +
28:00 <British^Meat> totally werf it
28:00 <ilmRg1InT> anyone else try Watch Dogs?
29:00 <British^Meat> no, looked like gta
29:00 <ilmRg1InT> not quite
29:00 <British^Meat> TBH im a bit over sandbox games
29:00 <British^Meat> played em all, and its starting to wear thin
29:00 <ilmRg1InT> lol so what do you play instead?
29:00 <British^Meat> honestly?
29:00 <British^Meat> Minecraft lately :/
29:00 <ilmRg1InT> sure
29:00 <ilmRg1InT> lol. and that's not a sandbox? :p
30:00 <British^Meat> u know what i mean...
30:00 <ilmRg1InT> hehehe
30:00 <British^Meat> open world car stealing games
30:00 <simba> "If you'll look at the protagonists feet closely, you'll notice each individual blade of grass has been carefully designed to create that ultra-realistic look of grass being stepped on by a real human foot. You almost feel like you're walking through a virtual world."
34:00 <simba> this is cool
34:00 <simba> http://youtu.be/WY24YNsOefk
34:00 <doctor> awesomeeee
34:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Wave Racer - Stoopid ( Jul 13, 2013) 3:38 - Category: Music - 79,361 - 610 likes (98.7%), 8 dislikes (1.3%)
35:00 <Skirmish> *sigh* I found the email I sent with the link for the holiday house but it is no longer listed on the website. :(
35:00 <Serenity> [11:49am] <lifestolen> People ie: Serenity get married and have kids at a young age because they're weak and can't handle the real world
35:00 <Serenity> ...
35:00 <Serenity> i got married at 26.. is that young?
35:00 <doctor> no idea
36:00 <Skirmish> You ask questions about the thoughts from a broken mind.  Nobody has the answers.
37:00 <Serenity> lol soon as i got on this morning he was ranting about me being in an abusive marriage
37:00 <ilmRg1InT> http://photos.motoiq.com/MotoIQ/Tech/NHRA-Nitro-Top-Fuel-Car/i-4k3dW8G/4/L/4-L.jpg .. damn. high-po supra rod/piston vs. 10,000hp nitro cars
37:00 <Serenity> it was strange
37:00 <ilmRg1InT> Serenity: lifestolen doesnt seem to be 'all there'
38:00 <Serenity> i dont think he is
38:00 <simba> yeah hes telling me right now that he knows someone irl who told him you get bashed by your husband
38:00 <simba> and im just like.. even if you think thats true, wouldnt you know that constatnly bringing it up in the chan would see you kicked/banned
38:00 <simba> pretty sure he makes this shit up to paint a comftorable picture of people for himself
38:00 <Serenity> my husband has never laid a finger on me lol
38:00 <ilmRg1InT> even if he thinks that's true - is it any of his business?
38:00 <Serenity> so i dunno who hes talking to
39:00 <Serenity> well thats right too.. not sure what telling irc about it would do if it was true
39:00 <simba> the other voice in his head
40:00 <Serenity> i like cookies
40:00 <ilmRg1InT> :)
41:00 <simba> dont whine about being banned if you constantly antagonise ops
41:00 <Skirmish> Is lifestolen the new invention of Panda? 
41:00 <simba> should be basic shouldnt it
41:00 <ilmRg1InT> if only common sense were actually common.
41:00 <simba> or harassing anyone 4 that matter
42:00 <Skirmish> who are you meant to ask for backup when Serenity has the shits with you?  He's not a thinking man. *taps temple*
42:00 <Serenity> rofl Skirmish
42:00 <milk> meh
43:00 <simba> panda does this exact same thing to me in PM man
43:00 <simba> its fucked
43:00 <milk> irc about irc
43:00 <Serenity> pz's 'harrassment' doesnt bother me too muh
43:00 <Skirmish> [14:38] <Serenity> my husband has never laid a finger on me lol    <---------- Just in you.  BAM! 
43:00 <Serenity> much
43:00 <ilmRg1InT> there's always 'ignore'
43:00 <milk> it's like those movies about making a movie
43:00 <Serenity> because none of its real lol
43:00 <Serenity> haha Skirmish that ones ok ;)
43:00 <Skirmish> ilmRg1InT: I used to be a big advocate of ignore, but it's annoying seeing half a conversation.
44:00 <ShadowLurker> ignore is for the weak
44:00 <ilmRg1InT> i agree.
44:00 <ilmRg1InT> nonetheless, the feature is there - it's most useful for PM than in-channel 
44:00 <ShadowLurker> yeh ignore all but channel
44:00 <Skirmish> lol fingering gets mentioned and ShadowLurker appears.  lawl. 
45:00 <ShadowLurker> too right
46:00 <simba> Finger Me
46:00 <speedmonkey> how do i get rid of this fucking red line on xchat
49:00 <Mew> Alt + f4
49:00 <Skirmish> Options --- display --- options --- marker.
49:00 <Skirmish> turn off. 
51:00 <simba> control + L
52:00 <ATS63> Apple + Q
52:00 <ilmRg1InT> lotsa cunny funts
53:00 <ATS63> You people are alright, however I require garlic pizza. k bai
55:00 <ATS63> Lame. Closed
59:00 <Mew> Bai.
02:00 <xm> speedmonkey, quarter circle forward + high punch. select nickname. then you should see a ball of ice across the screen destroying that person and the red line will also go away too
03:00 <simba> i miss guys like ATS63 you know those ones that think theyre so important and have to comment on why theyre leaving
03:00 <speedmonkey> k
03:00 <simba> "Lame. I have Wizards to destroy on Server Blanrkoth."
03:00 <Mew> lmfao
05:00 <xm> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PENyiqmdQOY
05:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Francis Returns to World of Warcraft for Mists of Pandaria ( Sep 24, 2012) 1:28 - Category: Gaming - 199,722 - 4,208 likes (95.5%), 198 dislikes (4.5%)
06:00 <xm> who,am,i.a,man
07:00 <Skirmish> lol Francis. 
08:00 <ilmRg1InT> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ecM414jqBwU .. americans are crazy :S
08:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Tactical Walls | Hide Your Guns and Weapons in Plain Sight! ( Aug 15, 2014) 1:54 - Category: Entertainment - 148,516 - 3,026 likes (97.5%), 77 dislikes (2.5%)
10:00 <Ana_Ng> so slinky
10:00 <Ana_Ng> did you like the movie?
10:00 <Mew> Anthea and Eugene's Warcraft Wedding
11:00 <ZeXpert> hello 
11:00 <ilmRg1InT> hi
12:00 <LolinFirf> Ana_Ng: are you friends with Sarah Palin?
13:00 <Skirmish> 2 people in my old guild got "re-married" in Warcraft.  In Stormwind. 
13:00 <ilmRg1InT> WoW. not even once.
14:00 <faux> my old guild
15:00 <Skirmish> Is it a bad thing to have run a guild in an MMO?  
15:00 <Serenity> yes
15:00 <Serenity> yes it is
15:00 <Serenity> specially wow
15:00 <Skirmish> It's an example of superb managerial skills. 
15:00 <Serenity> i fucking despise that game
15:00 <xm> my sister's brother-in-law didnt turn up to his mother's birthday party because his guild had already planned a raid that night and 'needed' him. something like that
16:00 <doctor> She is Sarah Palin
16:00 <Ana_Ng> no
16:00 <Ana_Ng> are you friends with Tony Abbott?
16:00 <doctor> yeah he's a decent chap, bit misunderstood
16:00 <doctor> hits the bottle a little to hard
16:00 <Skirmish> It's a great time sink.
16:00 <Skirmish> lol xm. 
16:00 <Serenity> i dont know how many times in the past i heard tht fucking line
16:00 <Serenity> 'cant got a raid tonight'
16:00 <Serenity> UGH
16:00 <xm> 'sorry washing my hair' <--> 'cant got a raid tonight'
16:00 <Skirmish> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Slaov-G2H20
16:00 <xm> now you girls know how we feel!!!!!!!!
16:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Eating a Jar of mayonnaise for CHARITY ( Jun 10, 2012) 6:34 - Category: People & Blogs - 322,874 - 5,286 likes (75.3%), 1,731 dislikes (24.7%)
17:00 <doctor> but none of us are perfect
17:00 <faux> you just described half of austnet
17:00 <faux> minus the decent chap
17:00 <Q{> Ana_Ng, i would tie u up and hog gag u with an apple for free
17:00 <faux> if you need the whole night to wash your hair you have issues
17:00 <faux> or fleas.
17:00 <xm> better than the fire challenge
17:00 <faux> سبحان الله أسماك الوطواط بحجم كبير على شواطئ غزة رزق ساقه الله ﻷهل غزة
18:00 <Q{> much like this
18:00 <Q{> http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/02/09/article-0-17723899000005DC-663_634x453.jpg
18:00 <Ana_Ng> where do i sign?
18:00 <simba> yuck
18:00 <Q{> i email u form
18:00 <Ana_Ng> i had a boyfriend who did that to me
18:00 <Skirmish> I still play wow ... no where near as much though.  6 years and counting. 
18:00 <xm> what about the cum challenge anyone? force yourself to fap to material that you find offensive. that means hetero porn for beehhh
18:00 <Serenity> that game is most definitely banned from this house
18:00 <xm> but is it possible to play WoW for something like only once a month? or does it need fairly regularly game play
19:00 <Ana_Ng> then i realized he was getting turned on by the knots
19:00 <simba> yuck
19:00 <Ana_Ng> i caught him alone with rope once
19:00 <Q{> he got a big tray like that for u too?
19:00 <Ana_Ng> heh no
19:00 <Ana_Ng> but he had a fucking platform like that
19:00 <xm> i tried playing DOTA II and it was quite painful
19:00 <ilmRg1InT> faux: i suspect it's more an issue of drying/getitng the hair ready for going out - the washing itself doesnt take so long.
19:00 <Serenity> its a thing from back in the old days
20:00 <Skirmish> Details come out that a PORN STAR was cheating on her bf and got beat the fuck up over it.  
20:00 <xm> lol
20:00 <faux> welcome 2 a week ago
20:00 <Skirmish> Violence against women is bad ... unless in this incident they deserved it. 
20:00 <Serenity> im not sure a ufc fighter beating up his slaggy mrs is warranted whether she cheated on him or not
21:00 <faux> 4 xm https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/t1.0-9/s526x395/10404288_10152387993633579_6636485747063517325_n.jpg
21:00 <LolinFirf> Ana_Ng: do you live in the snow
21:00 <faux> breaking news:michael jackson is dead
21:00 <faux> - Skirmish
22:00 <LolinFirf> do you ever see the sun or go swimming
22:00 <Ana_Ng> we get sun all the time right now, being summer
22:00 <Ana_Ng> i do swim, but all our pools are indoor
22:00 <faux> that was the dumbest question ever
22:00 <faux> do you see the sun
22:00 <Ana_Ng> i do live in the snow in the winter
22:00 <Serenity> lol
22:00 <faux> b1 irl https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfp1/t1.0-9/10376717_824640467566725_2641099009806860295_n.jpg
22:00 <Serenity> ewwwwww
23:00 <faux> its like when americans ask us if it ever gets cold here
23:00 <Ana_Ng> heh
23:00 <faux> nah its always sunny like in tourism videos
23:00 <Ana_Ng> well, what cold is varies
23:00 <faux> (Y)
23:00 <Q{> u ever go naked in the snow
23:00 <xm> 'oh that's a relief'
23:00 <Q{> at nights
23:00 <Ana_Ng> 0 is not cold for half the country
23:00 <Ana_Ng> not often Q
23:00 <Ana_Ng> but naked skiing is a thing
23:00 <Doodle> fun & games on and off the piste
23:00 <Skirmish> I never said it was breaking news.  Bottle up the sarcasm for a more appropriate time. 
23:00 <faux> lol
23:00 <faux> lighten up 
23:00 <faux> a more 'appropriate' time?
24:00 <faux> hi dewdel ily
24:00 <Doodle> hai lovely <3
24:00 <faux> <3
24:00 <slinky_j> uh
24:00 <Doodle> i'm applying for this job i really dont want
24:00 <Doodle> should be awesome
24:00 <faux> you just said you think a  chick deserved to get beat up for cheating on her bf, how were you being appropriate
25:00 <ilmRg1InT> is that cos of centerlink?
25:00 <Mew> dont do that
25:00 <faux> je suis agace. 
25:00 <Doodle> no its cos my contract runs out next week
25:00 <faux> why are you applying?
25:00 <Mew> i applied for a promotion i really didnt want and i got it and then quit my job lol
25:00 <Doodle> at my current job
25:00 <faux> oh
25:00 <ilmRg1InT> i like doing a job i like.
25:00 <faux> pleh
25:00 <Doodle> yeah there isnt much choice where i live
25:00 <Mew> what kind of work is it Doodle?
25:00 <Doodle> employment consultant
25:00 <faux> sif they wont renew it
25:00 <Doodle> i turned it down to do the job i have now
25:00 <Skirmish> I find it difficult to sympathise with her. Better? 
26:00 <Doodle> theyre not renewing it
26:00 <faux> cunts
26:00 <Doodle> yup
26:00 <xm> was it much more work for only a little bit more pay, Mew 
26:00 <Mew> yis
26:00 <xm> what was it
26:00 <slinky_j> need a good movie to dl
26:00 <slinky_j> Ana_Ng got a suggestion?
26:00 <Mew> i went onto salary which was bullshit
26:00 <faux> mm celery
26:00 <Skirmish> As a person who has an amazing capacity to control my anger I understand how difficult it is to do when you're made aware of infidelity.  I do not condone, by understand rage snaps. 
27:00 <slinky_j> dls Mm Celery
27:00 <xm> no more tips as well?
27:00 <Mew> lmao tips
27:00 <Mew> this was when i was at kfc
27:00 <faux> lol
27:00 <Mew> i went onto about $45K a year
27:00 <xm> i bet Indian customers give the best tips. liek u'd be sexy with a dot on your head
27:00 <Mew> u like extra salt on ur tips
27:00 <faux> isnt that good for kfc
27:00 <Serenity> she fucked another guy she didnt kill his mother rofl
27:00 <faux> LOL
27:00 <Skirmish> Have you been cheated on Serenity? 
28:00 <xm> yeah
28:00 <Mew> you can earn $150K+++ a year at kfc if you went one higher than i did
28:00 <Mew> theres ridiculous money in it but its such shit work 
28:00 <xm> you should ahve stolen from the donations box to make up for it
28:00 <faux> yeah my friend works there hes pretty high up idk his role exaclty but he makes a fucktonne
28:00 <faux> and gets free cheeken
28:00 <faux> gr8
28:00 <Mew> soooo much free chicken
28:00 <faux> haha
28:00 <Serenity> yes i have
28:00 <Skirmish> Did you feel the urge to physically attack that person? 
28:00 <Serenity> no
28:00 <Serenity> because i dont think beating the fuck out of someone warrants anything
28:00 <faux> theres a diff between wanting someone hurt and actually doing it
28:00 <Serenity> specially not a man who is quite a lot stronger than the person hes beating up
29:00 <simba> does he download polyphonic ringtones whenever he wants
29:00 <xm> how many hours would they have to put in to get up to that stage a week tho
29:00 <faux> the only good thing at kfc is their popcorn chicken
29:00 <faux> and their pot&grayvz
29:00 <simba> imagine how many polyphonic ringtones u could buy with that salary
29:00 <slinky_j> check this out faux, http://thepiratebay.se/torrent/10423610/Calvary_(2014)_1080p_BrRip_x264_-_YIFY it's good, slow but good.
29:00 <faux> a passing thought like oh i wanna kick his head in, is not the same as doing it
29:00 <Skirmish> That's not what I asked.  I asked if in that immediate moment you found out ... did you get angry and want to hit them.  Not pre meditated butchering, but perhaps a slap in the face? 
29:00 <Serenity> no
29:00 <Serenity> ive never had the urge to hit anyone tbh
29:00 <faux> as if 
29:00 <faux> lol
29:00 <Serenity> honestly i havent
29:00 <faux> im sure youd kick pieter in the nuts if he was in front of you
29:00 <Serenity> ive thought 'fuck i wish youd get hit by a bus'
29:00 <Skirmish> Hmmmm I will believe you but you are a rare person.
29:00 <Serenity> but im not gonna run cunts over
30:00 <Mew> <xm> how many hours would they have to put in to get up to that stage a week tho
30:00 <faux> cbf
30:00 <Mew> do you mean the one i was doing or the one above that?
30:00 <faux> i have too many movies queued up
30:00 <xm> yes
30:00 <faux> and ive downloaded like 29309234 i havent seen it
30:00 <Ana_Ng> if you've never seen Happiness, do it now
30:00 <Mew> cos you actually drop down to less hours as the RGM
30:00 <xm> a few FIFO people make a lot here but i dont think the insane hours are worth it
30:00 <xm> oh right that
30:00 <slinky_j> kk
30:00 <Mew> you employ 2 people 1 level below you (me) to do all the extra work
30:00 <Ana_Ng> The Puffy Chair
30:00 <Serenity> would you touch him faux?
30:00 <faux> ew.
30:00 <Serenity> i wouldnt want anything of mine near his nuts yuck
30:00 <faux> good point
30:00 <faux> lmao
30:00 <faux> i just thought of the most annoying person
30:00 <Serenity> hahaha
30:00 <faux> i wouldnt touch him if he was disinfected and wrapped in plastic
30:00 <faux> pls
30:00 <Serenity> yuck
30:00 <Skirmish> As I said.  I don't condone violence against women ... but rage snaps in those situations are not completely unexpected. 
31:00 <xm> but with the hierarchy going on there are fewer people as you go up anyway
31:00 <Q{> how much is a lot
31:00 <ilmRg1InT> faux: i hope you're watching HD, at least.
31:00 <xm> not like people who are at the top do any real work
31:00 <Mew> i was doing about 45hrs a week
31:00 <xm> just get drunk and do drugs
31:00 <xm> hence why the iiNet guy had to go
31:00 <ATS63> Hey thats cool... following this outage this morning, the DNS supplied with the PPPoA session... is not operated by my ISP, and isn't listening on port 53
31:00 <Mew> but because its salary i didnt get overtime which was bawlz
31:00 <doctor> well, she was a porn star
31:00 <faux> yeah what did he think she was doing at work
31:00 <doctor> or is
31:00 <faux> baking cock cookies
31:00 <Serenity> violence makes me nervous i try to avoid it at all costs
31:00 <ATS63> Pro-tip: don't condone any violence, tits or not.
31:00 <Skirmish> This was outside of work.  I guess he could make the distinction between her home life and work life to begin with since the relationship went on for 15 months. 
32:00 <ATS63> Thankfully I don't honour their supplied DNS
32:00 <ilmRg1InT> ATS63: wow, a default on their equipment you think?
32:00 <Q{> they have FIFO strippers?
32:00 <ATS63> Dunno but its spastic
32:00 <ilmRg1InT> you should probably tell 'em about it
32:00 <ATS63> I'm on exetel and they sent 198.144.189.123
32:00 <ATS63> Some US IP
32:00 <xm> serts?
32:00 <Skirmish> ATS63: Nah some guys really do need a punch in the face.  I support a return to the days of "talk shit, get hit" which prevented people being mouthy cockheads. 
32:00 <ATS63> Skirmish: so you're sexist...
33:00 <ilmRg1InT> 'Hudson Valley Host'
33:00 <faux> i wanna bone matthew gray gubler
33:00 <ilmRg1InT> hosted under 'ColoCrossing'
33:00 <ilmRg1InT> interesting
33:00 <TheRon> bone or "bone"?
33:00 <faux> whats the difference
33:00 <ATS63> Routed via Buffalo
33:00 <xm> 45 doesnt sound bad compared to some office jobs that are 50+. but i'd say 35 is bad enough if you have to stand up and deal with people
33:00 <Skirmish> Perhaps. 
33:00 <doctor> i can't be bothered dealing with rage but I don't have much tolerance for bullshit. if someone pisses me off i tend to just cut all ties with them
33:00 <Skirmish> I admit to having an old fashioned upbringing which has formed some views that in modern times could be viewed as sexist. 
34:00 <ATS63> Yay for 8.8.8.8
34:00 <TheRon> one's getting scked from a job and the other ones a fuck
34:00 <faux> the fuck one then
34:00 <ilmRg1InT> ATS63: gross.
34:00 <ATS63> Whats wrong with the Giggles DNS?
34:00 <ATS63> Its BGP anycast
34:00 <ilmRg1InT> well, it's probably going to fuck up your interaction with akamai-based services and other CDNs that use DNS-based geo-location
34:00 <ATS63> Well you believe in different entitlements based on gender, for one
34:00 <ilmRg1InT> nonetheless, that doesnt mean you're incapable of change - recognising where your behavior or thought-patterns might be inappropraite and working toward remedying that.
34:00 <Skirmish> I don't think any of my views require adjustment. 
35:00 <ilmRg1InT> at least googles DNS has a single aussie node - they didnt when they first launched it
35:00 <ilmRg1InT> still, it may think you're in sydney when you're not
35:00 <TheRon> what did matthew gray do to deserve such a privelige?
35:00 <ATS63> Nope
35:00 <ATS63> download.microsoft.com resolves to 220.233.2.202 via 8.8.8.8
35:00 <Germs> Where is War Machine?
35:00 <Skirmish> Is custody Germs. 
35:00 <Skirmish> In*
35:00 <ilmRg1InT> and there's the prpoblem.
35:00 <Serenity> hitler didnt think his views needed changing either
35:00 <JonKoppenhaver> lololololololol
36:00 <ATS63> Thats the exetel akamai node
36:00 <ilmRg1InT> interesting.
36:00 <ATS63> intradasting
36:00 <TheRon> if you get caught between the moon and new york city, i know it's crazy but it's true
36:00 <psYbR> http://uproxx.files.wordpress.com/2013/07/war.jpg
36:00 <Skirmish> I am being likened to hitler now? 
36:00 <JonKoppenhaver> Bellator MMA's finest
36:00 <ATS63> Violence towards people who believe in violence is a great one. Thats probably the only form to condone. If they believe its okay, let them have some, especially if their requisites exclude themselves.
36:00 <psYbR> its funny because 4chan beat him up over the internet
36:00 <ATS63> So we have prisons...
36:00 <JonKoppenhaver> He's a tough fighter
36:00 <JonKoppenhaver> Good stand up skills
36:00 <JonKoppenhaver> Ground game needs work
37:00 <ATS63> So once again
37:00 <ATS63> All hail 8.8.8.8
37:00 <ilmRg1InT> to each their own, i wouldnt use it
37:00 <Mew> wot doez it meeeeeen
37:00 <Mew> who even are you people?!
37:00 <TheRon> this is all too techy
37:00 <JonKoppenhaver> He wont fight again in MMA though, not after that,
37:00 <Skirmish> JonKoppenhaver: Maybe he will join the womens league? 
37:00 <JonKoppenhaver> rofl
37:00 <Serenity> it was an example Skirmish. feeling your views dont need to change usually means they need to be changed the most
37:00 <doctor> if you're dating a porn star you shouldn't be too shocked if they sleep with other people
38:00 <TheRon> you ppl know i don't handle techy stuff too well
38:00 <ATS63> Technically it is
38:00 <simba> its good 2 have some good old fashioned nerd talk in here
38:00 <simba> more nerds less alcoholics!!
38:00 <xm> heil heil heil hiter. is what it means mew
38:00 <xm> hitler*
38:00 <TheRon> nah
38:00 <ATS63> Hail! I am ATS63 from the planet Earth!
38:00 <JonKoppenhaver> There is a tranny who fights in the womens division
38:00 <JonKoppenhaver> not in the ufc but another promotion
38:00 <Skirmish> viacom
38:00 <ilmRg1InT> Serenity: nothing worse than a closed-off mind :S
38:00 <xm> he should have handled it the MMO way and not MMA. and cast a powerful cheat death attack on her
39:00 <TheRon> simba you'd miss us alcoholics
39:00 <xm> the router has a problem. it needs to be reset. it's hidden in a berlin bunker
39:00 <simba> by alcoholics i meant the angry depressed ones
39:00 <simba> ur aaaaaaalright 
39:00 <ATS63> Router... in Berlin eh...
39:00 <ATS63> What does it do to your e-mail?
39:00 <Bastardly_One> hush
39:00 <TheRon> cheers
39:00 <Skirmish> dana white is ringing up reporters reminding them that he hasn't fought under the UFC banner for 6 years and when he tells them who he now fights for they say "but we can't print that because people won't recognise it". 
39:00 <doctor> chaos bolt level 4 to the face!
39:00 <JonKoppenhaver> It rofl
39:00 <JonKoppenhaver> Dana has some crims fighting for him too
39:00 <doctor> critical hit! maximum damage!
40:00 <Bastardly_One> and if my ISP fucks up one more today
40:00 <TheRon> i once had a rooter in berlin
40:00 <Bastardly_One> and doesn't answer their phones
40:00 <Mew> r u peter hoskin the british journalist?
40:00 <ilmRg1InT> get a better isp?
40:00 <Bastardly_One> I am gonna get a tad shitty
40:00 <ATS63> Yea, get exematels
40:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah that too
40:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
40:00 <ATS63> They're 42megabytings
40:00 <Skirmish> ilmRg1InT: I have an open mind.  If I feel I need to consider varying opinions I will.  For the moment though ... I stand by my comment.  I do not condone violence against women ... but understand the catalyst. 
40:00 <faux> 'i dont condone it, but she deserved it'
40:00 <xm> if a woman were to cheat on you your first thought should be to go get a blood test
40:00 <Skirmish> No matter how many hippies want the world to move forward and ignore a persons capacity for anger. 
41:00 <ilmRg1InT> wonder when exetel will get bought out 
41:00 <ATS63> Never
41:00 <ilmRg1InT> ahuh
41:00 <ATS63> John may be dead but James loves sniffing packets
41:00 <xm> that's what every ISP says before iiNet buys them
41:00 <ilmRg1InT> xm: or telstra, or tpg
41:00 <ATS63> Like uhh, internoob... when iinet bought them
41:00 <doctor> haha yeah pretty much xm
41:00 <ilmRg1InT> is violence *ever* the answer?
41:00 <Student> :)
41:00 <xm> and if you have kids, which ones that are a bit different
41:00 <xm> like if my kids had an afro i would be concerned
41:00 <faux> lolol
41:00 <Serenity> i do love those statements "I'm not X, but"
41:00 <Student> I'm X, but............
42:00 <ilmRg1InT> i'm sure annette/john linton will sell exetel at the right price.
42:00 <ATS63> Or AOL. iinet bought them right?
42:00 <ilmRg1InT> does AOL still exist in australia?
42:00 <ATS63> Let me check... I think their screen name is still aolau
42:00 <xm> i still got my CD saying i got 200 hours of free internet
42:00 <faux>                                                                                      lol
42:00 <xm> i love algebra
42:00 <faux> oops
42:00 <Skirmish> Isn't that how you empathise Serenity? 
42:00 <Student> from FoxPro to faux-fro , nice shift 
42:00 <Serenity> no
42:00 <Serenity> lol
42:00 <Skirmish> You have to change your own principles to empathise? 
43:00 <xm> reckon it will still work?
43:00 <ilmRg1InT> give it a whirl
43:00 <xm> cant wait to install ICQ again too
43:00 <faux> im not racist but indians smell
43:00 <xm> the best way for cold, logical and apathetic spergs like me to learn how to pseudo-empathise is to master the art of mimicry. aka social echolalia
43:00 <Serenity> those statements are never followed by anything that doesnt contradict what you 'arent'
43:00 <Serenity> im not racist but... racist rant
43:00 <Student> ha ha 
43:00 <faux> Yes
44:00 <ilmRg1InT> there's always ircqnet
44:00 <xm> AOL is illuminati. i wont install the CD contents in case there's spyware
44:00 <Bastardly_One> uh oh!
44:00 <lifestolen> AOL is iprimus
44:00 <Mew> yeah their australia chat room is massive
44:00 <lifestolen> primus AOL
44:00 <lifestolen> now
44:00 <ATS63> Haha
44:00 <ATS63> Rupert Murdoch bought their internet subscribers
44:00 <xm> im not racist. my best friend is beehhh
44:00 <Skirmish> I stand by my comment.  I do not condone the action ... but I understand the catalyst. 
44:00 <Serenity> it usually means you are exactly what you are claiming not to be
44:00 <ilmRg1InT> Serenity: my favorite is always 'as a mother ..'
44:00 <ilmRg1InT> or 'as a parent..'
44:00 <doctor> I'm racist but my wife is black
44:00 <Serenity> i hate that line
44:00 <Serenity> and i am a mother
44:00 <ilmRg1InT> ikr?
45:00 <xm> http://auto.img.v4.skyrock.net/5409/53085409/pics/2160499699_small_1.jpg
45:00 <ATS63> At least in the US
45:00 <lifestolen> yeh AOL used to have its own software
45:00 <xm> AIM
45:00 <xm> popular with a few music labels
45:00 <ATS63> I still chat to my grandma on aim. No hating
45:00 <xm> nearly every white guy i know that is married to an Asian is very racist
45:00 <ilmRg1InT> weird.
45:00 <Student> Irony 
45:00 <Serenity> its very odd xm but ive noticed it too
45:00 <ilmRg1InT> i only know one white guy married to an asian, and he's not :/
45:00 <Skirmish> Everyone that has ever laughed at a joke that includes in his composition a participants race is a racist. 
45:00 <Student> well they say when there is a lot of love, there is a lot of hate there
46:00 <TheRon> hows that local sports team going?
46:00 <ATS63> I wonder if my ICQ account still works
46:00 <psYbR> lol icq
46:00 <ilmRg1InT> Student: i'm not sure i believe that sentiment
46:00 <xm> how do you hide the bruises on your goat, Student ?
46:00 <Serenity> who ever said that
46:00 <Student> i have a goat? ;)
46:00 <ilmRg1InT> it sounds like a misquotation tbh
46:00 <Serenity> yes indeed
46:00 <ilmRg1InT> i'm pretty sure it's something relating to if you can love something a lot, you have the capability of hating it as much
46:00 <xm> two sides of the same coin really
47:00 <xm> does your grandma ever show you the sweater she's working on that she's going to send you over
47:00 <Bastardly_One> mine does
47:00 <psYbR> ATS63, asl?
47:00 <psYbR> im 12 f cali
47:00 <ilmRg1InT> i remember when i had a 6 digit icq # .. those were the days.
47:00 <ATS63> 9 m nev
47:00 <psYbR> yeh hot do u liek sex
47:00 <psYbR> thats what ICQ is for right
47:00 <ATS63> I gots tonns of bitches. u be 1
47:00 <xm> neverland
47:00 <xm> he never grows up
47:00 <Serenity> hate is a strange emotion to me
47:00 <Student> why that goat is not slaughtered "islamically" and i am having the roasted meat?????????
47:00 <Serenity> to hate something it has to be of importance
47:00 <Skirmish> You have to be emotionally invested to hate. 
47:00 <Serenity> but if you hate it why is it important
47:00 <ilmRg1InT> Serenity: Few things are important enough in my life to deserve 'hate'
47:00 <Serenity> same ilmRg1InT
47:00 <Serenity> its a wasted emotion
47:00 <ilmRg1InT> dislike, loathe, detest .. but hate?
47:00 <Serenity> and if you care about something enough to hate it then why do you hate it
47:00 <Skirmish> Serenity: If someone interfered with your children, you would instantly hate.  Because of the emotional investment in your children.
48:00 <TheRon> who wants to scull a beer with me??
48:00 <xm> 9 m nev 4 lyfe
48:00 <psYbR> give me an hour TheRon?
48:00 <psYbR> ill scull a whole damn 6 pack
48:00 <ATS63> Porch monkeys 4 lyfe
48:00 <TheRon> but i want the beer now
48:00 <psYbR> fine but have one in an hour too kk
48:00 <lifestolen> i wanna smoke a cone
48:00 <Student> it is like saying it have the magnitude but positive or negative signs, i.e. love and hate
48:00 <xm> love/hate is a two-sided coin and however you feel at times is almost determined the same way by flipping it
48:00 <Serenity> Skirmish you really really need to stop assuming things about me today especially that
48:00 <Skirmish> I am not assuming anything.  Are you saying I am wrong? 
48:00 <Serenity> you're assuming i dont know what that situation is like
48:00 <Serenity> you are wrong.
49:00 <TheRon> i'll have a beer for you
49:00 <Bastardly_One> I don't want to 
49:00 <Bastardly_One> for a few mins anyway
49:00 <ilmRg1InT> "Labor says budget needs boot not reboot" .. ah, i love headlines
49:00 <TheRon> i just made tea
49:00 <Bastardly_One> eating for a rest 
49:00 <TheRon> tuna casserole bake
49:00 <ilmRg1InT> TheRon: That's dinner, tea is what you drink :p
49:00 <xm> i prefer a-beehhh-c headlines
49:00 <Mew> I hate celery
49:00 <Serenity> celery is the worst vegetable
49:00 <ATS63> Racists
49:00 <ilmRg1InT> Mew: really? celery upsets your life so much?
49:00 <gremlinz> celery + peanut butter
49:00 <xm> or hummus
49:00 <ilmRg1InT> i cant imagine celery being that important a part of MY life :/
49:00 <xm> celery sacrifice
49:00 <Mew> yes it upsets me greatly that this disgusting vegetable exists
49:00 <Skirmish> I am starting to see why B1 just decides to agree with everything.
50:00 <TheRon> tea can have manny meanings
50:00 <ATS63> Should be "Labor forgets how incompetent their leadership is"
50:00 <ATS63> Don't take my word for it, ask Wayne Swann
50:00 <ilmRg1InT> TheRon: in india it means breakfast, apparently.
50:00 <psYbR> tea intersection?
50:00 <gremlinz> nice play on words xm
50:00 <ATS63> celery + peanut butter = fat bitches
50:00 <ilmRg1InT> the world has enough fat bitches
50:00 <Serenity> i dont mind it in soup
50:00 <Serenity> i cant think of anything else i would use it in
51:00 <ATS63> psYbR: lik my ball
51:00 <TheRon> i'd go tanya plibersek
51:00 <ATS63> plz
51:00 <simba> xm that symbolism is in like every logo ever
51:00 <psYbR> kk
51:00 <simba> suns, eyes, wings, pyramids
51:00 <ATS63> Stir fry
51:00 <Serenity> yuck
51:00 <ilmRg1InT> gross
51:00 <Skirmish> Mew: It burns more energy in digestion than it puts into the body.  Great snack food.
51:00 <ilmRg1InT> think you're doing stir fry wrong
51:00 <Serenity> snow peas in stir fry
51:00 <Serenity> yum
51:00 <Skirmish> There is a Chinese take away near my old work that would put celery in everything.  Used it like a filler. 
51:00 <ilmRg1InT> omgyes
51:00 <Mew> I knowww but it tastes like complete bullshit in my mouth Skirmish :(((
52:00 <xm> yeah i know
52:00 <Ana_Ng> swoosh
52:00 <xm> not to mention 11,13,33
52:00 <simba> that 1 is pretty blatant tho
52:00 <xm> of course
52:00 <TheRon> Ana_Ng: bar tonight?
52:00 <ilmRg1InT> ALL HAIL AMUN RA
52:00 <simba> /\ = ILLUMINATI
52:00 <xm> i remember the phone number of some mobile carpet cleaning service on tv once. the number was something like 11 13 33 77
52:00 <xm> i kinda freaked out
52:00 <ATS63> I think you guys aren't even Asian
52:00 <Serenity> do you even asian
52:00 <Student> Mew there is something wrong with your mouth? ;)
52:00 <ATS63> I do
52:00 <ATS63> On weekends
52:00 <ilmRg1InT> get me some onion, carrots, mushrooms, baby corn, trimmed bean sprouts, maybe even spinach, or brocoli ..
52:00 <Mew> My mouth is a wonderland Student
52:00 <Serenity> spinach is good
52:00 <Serenity> but only if you put it in at the very last minute
52:00 <Mew> I'm about to go shopping keep listing em off guys
52:00 <ATS63> Yea, wonder if it has syphilis, hiv, etc.
52:00 <ilmRg1InT> maybe even some zucchini n snow peas ..
53:00 <psYbR> ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
53:00 <xm> 10% discount if you know the secret handshake
53:00 <psYbR> do you watch IT crowd xm?
53:00 <xm> no
53:00 <psYbR> aw
53:00 <simba> Tsu
53:00 <TheRon> this week the local synagog is offering %10 off
53:00 <Student> Mew i totally agree, that was a good line ;)
53:00 <doctor> all these black caterpillas walking around in circles on the brick paving must have no idea what they're doing.. they must be completely mindless and in full control of nature
53:00 <Mew> Thx babe
53:00 <ilmRg1InT> sesame seeds can be good too, depending
53:00 <Serenity> have you got those black fucks at your place too doctor?
53:00 <doctor> nature must be completely mindless
53:00 <doctor> yeah heaps of them
53:00 <Serenity> we get them here
53:00 <ilmRg1InT> i like to add garlic in mine
53:00 <Serenity> like hundres/thousands
53:00 <xm> hah. didnt scroll up properly and thought serenity was talking about Aborigines in Perth
53:00 <Serenity> +d
53:00 <ilmRg1InT> capsicum - depends on the dish
54:00 <Serenity> jeepers xm..
54:00 <Mew> They're warning for tornadoes like when all the animals ran for the hills before that tsunami years ago
54:00 <xm> ive seen more of them lately
54:00 <ShadowLurker> boobs
54:00 <Serenity> they come out every year
54:00 <doctor> i keep having to mind where i step as i dont want to make a mess
54:00 <ilmRg1InT> bok choy can be nice too, depending what you're doing taste-wise
54:00 <xm> and i think Maurice posted a crazy pic of millipedes ages ago
54:00 <Serenity> although they havent been as bad since we had a certain tree cut down i out back yard
54:00 <Serenity> i dont know what the tree was
55:00 <xm> <beehhh> dodo internet disconnect all over australia. no more tranny porn all you aussie die from addiction
55:00 <TheRon> simba remember bobcat goldthwaite in police academy?
55:00 <Mew> yuck millipedes freak me out
55:00 <Serenity> but it had little green berry things on it
55:00 <xm> they're heaps fun
55:00 <xm> insects were great when you're a kid
55:00 <ilmRg1InT> millipedes in your vagina? it's more likely than you think.
55:00 <Skirmish> earwigs freak me out.
55:00 <doctor> millipedes love concrete
55:00 <ilmRg1InT> i dont like earwigs or silverfish
55:00 <doctor> they lay their eggs in the cold gaps/cracks and during spring they take over the place
56:00 <simba> Never seen it !!!!!!!!!!!!
56:00 <xm> we used to have these massive limestone rocks at the back. so i'd always be lifting them now and then to see what insects were underneath
56:00 <xm> CSI: Perth
56:00 <doctor> lol
56:00 <ATS63> You know what earwigs, silverfish and millipedes are good for?
56:00 <ATS63> Stir fry
56:00 <Serenity> .
56:00 <ilmRg1InT> oh, i was gonna say cheesecake
56:00 <doctor> yeah slaters, earwings, small spiders, crickets. soup ingredients
56:00 <xm> i once caught a jar full of cicadas for my brother and then rocked up to his class to give it to him
56:00 <ilmRg1InT> you're probably eating them when you're asleep anyway
56:00 <ATS63> Thai delight
56:00 <xm> i was the good little brother
57:00 <ATS63> Amun Ra? As in son of Neith?
57:00 <Serenity> my cat used to eat tic tocs
57:00 <xm> i think he released them in class
57:00 <Mew> I had grilled chicken breast with steamed cock yesterday it was so satisfying
57:00 <Serenity> then the vet told us they make them high
57:00 <ATS63> Probably more healthy than celery
57:00 <xm> they make them high?
57:00 <ilmRg1InT> i made some fresh pizza dough on sunday night, so i'll probably have some freshly cooked pizza tonight .. <3
57:00 <Serenity> yeah tic tocs make cats high apparently
57:00 <ShadowLurker> crickets do it too supposidly
57:00 <xm> during my more curious days i'd burn them with a magnifying glass and the smell was horrific
58:00 <lifestolen> police academy was so shit
58:00 <ATS63> I has been watching stargate of late
58:00 <lifestolen> stargate was also a crapy show
58:00 <xm> i wonder if i was getting high off that too
58:00 <Serenity> and when turbo eats crickets he goes spastic for like half an hour
58:00 <xm> took 18 years to grow this mangggg
58:00 <xm> cats love chasing them
58:00 <ATS63> ilmRg1InT: make garlic pizza and I'll be interested
58:00 <Serenity> they come up through the drain in our laundry toilet
59:00 <simba> ok
59:00 <TheRon> what is it with nerdlingers and stargate and star trek??
59:00 <lifestolen> i watch big bang theory
59:00 <simba> then ur opinion means nothing
59:00 <FredFlinstone> shit day 
59:00 <ilmRg1InT> ATS63: it'll probably be a mini cheese/garlic pizza, pepperoni pizza, n some sort of bacon/onion/egg (with leftovers for breaky)
59:00 <ATS63> Thats not what I meant
59:00 <xm> do you guys reckon they get high from the chemicals. or is it from the insects flying around inside them driving them nuts?
00:00 <FredFlinstone> lucky to get my walk in 
00:00 <Shadowgate> stargate was shit?
00:00 <TheRon> how come?
00:00 <Shadowgate> really do you think it was s hit?
00:00 <faux> lol
00:00 <Shadowgate> faux lol your cute
00:00 <ilmRg1InT> wow, it crowd. havent heard mention of that show in years since it finished up
00:00 <FredFlinstone> stargate was my all time fave
00:00 <simba> lol Shadowgate likes nerd shows hes nerdy
00:00 <faux> lolol
00:00 <TheRon> i like movies like rambo where you don't have to think too much
00:00 <lifestolen> was there stargate conventions ?
00:00 <ATS63> Richard Dean Anderson's $145 million says it was
00:00 <Skirmish> Too much garlic talk.  I think I have a garlic bread in the fridge.
00:00 <xm> garlic bread pwns
00:00 <ilmRg1InT> garlic is underused.
00:00 <ATS63> Garlic pizza > garlic bread
00:00 <Serenity> i want prawn toast
00:00 <ilmRg1InT> i go through far too many fresh gloves and jarred minced garlic :/
00:00 <xm> order pizza + garlic bread, but end up enjoying the garlic bread more
00:00 <ilmRg1InT> er, gloves
00:00 <ilmRg1InT> argh, CLOVES
00:00 <Student> only yesterday i found that garlic is a "multidimensional" vegetable
01:00 <FredFlinstone> I then got into Atalantis
01:00 <psYbR> lifestolen> stargate was also a crapy show
01:00 <FredFlinstone> didnt like it at first
01:00 <psYbR> um. no
01:00 <TheRon> i got into none of those
01:00 <faux> anything with star in it is gay
01:00 <ATS63> He got more than say, Larry David or Jerry Seinfeld
01:00 <lifestolen> never got into it
01:00 <faux> trek wars gate
01:00 <FredFlinstone> yes TheRon I would think you wouldnt
01:00 <FredFlinstone> I have the whole series on DVD
01:00 <xm> that's why vampires hate them. they are spiritual
01:00 <xm> they have powers
01:00 <ilmRg1InT> who is ZAB-999 and why are they CTCP VERSION/TIMEing me
02:00 <TheRon> i struggle with sci fi
02:00 <FredFlinstone> watched it right through twice lol
02:00 <TheRon> except maybe star wars and the terminator movies
02:00 <FredFlinstone> too scientific for ya?
02:00 <TheRon> nah just too shit
02:00 <FredFlinstone> getting ya head around it
02:00 <lifestolen> star wars was jew crap
02:00 <Skirmish> Over the weekend I had bread rolls with minced garlic spread over the top and bottom in the grill with a piece of cheese.
02:00 <ATS63> They come from the dimension where God is real?
02:00 <partay> So he can cock cam you
02:00 <Serenity> i buy bags of garlic from the markets for like 99c and make my own minced garlic
02:00 <partay> Skirmish sounds good
02:00 <Skirmish> I tried that ... but it gets stuck in my garlic press and is a pain to clean ... that is without peeling it. 
02:00 <ilmRg1InT> Serenity: yum
03:00 <FredFlinstone> lot of it is real science termioligy
03:00 <simba> arent all movies jew crap?
03:00 <faux> jew crap
03:00 <lifestolen> pretty much
03:00 <TheRon> good vs evil is easy to comprehend
03:00 <FredFlinstone> yes thats logical
03:00 <ilmRg1InT> bloody jews *shakes fist*
03:00 <FredFlinstone> how racist
03:00 <ATS63> good vs evil = jew vs arab
03:00 <lifestolen> jew isn't a race 
03:00 <ATS63> That should be a movie
03:00 <psYbR> lol FredFlinstone, stargate, scientific?
03:00 <ilmRg1InT> ay-rab
03:00 <FredFlinstone> just like muslims arent?
03:00 <Skirmish> A local kebab shop sells pickled cloves. They're nice to snack on.
03:00 <Serenity> food processor it and jar it
03:00 <Serenity> clover are horrible :(
04:00 <lifestolen> muslims are semites
04:00 <lifestolen> also jews
04:00 <ATS63> Arabs are okay. I've arrested some nice ones
04:00 <FredFlinstone> oh my
04:00 <lifestolen> i prefer to call them jews not arab
04:00 <TheRon> we'd better get out of here, the sand people will be back and in greater numbers
04:00 <faux> we're already here
04:00 <ilmRg1InT> TheRon: i thought it was 'sand niggers' not 'sand people'
04:00 <Skirmish> garlic cloves. 
04:00 <Serenity> -r+s
04:00 <Skirmish> I don't have a food processor.  
04:00 <Serenity> .. what
04:00 <Serenity> why
04:00 <Skirmish> Just haven't needed one to go and buy one. 
05:00 <simba> now thats racist
05:00 <FredFlinstone> this one has to be iggied
05:00 <faux> he was being PC
05:00 <TheRon> pretty sure star wars didn't say niggers
05:00 <ilmRg1InT> ahhh k
05:00 <ATS63> http://i.imgur.com/JXKRh.jpg
05:00 <lifestolen> they need eggs thrown at them
05:00 <simba> lmao
05:00 <faux> lol
05:00 <simba> that pic rules
05:00 <Skirmish> Kayla wants a good mixer with adapter to do other things.  Like $700
06:00 <TheRon> geelong is a game clear of hawthorn, bring on the hawks
06:00 <FredFlinstone> might go sat night
06:00 <TheRon> 80,000 at the 'g
06:00 <faux> if one more fucking person sends me a stupid candy crush cunt request i'm going to scream
06:00 <FredFlinstone> dunno about 80
06:00 <faux> how do i turn that shit off 
06:00 <FredFlinstone> lol@ faux
06:00 <ilmRg1InT> yeah, i dont either. i have a bamix which is good enough for 99% of things tho
06:00 <Serenity> is it a real bamix?
06:00 <Serenity> they are great
06:00 <ilmRg1InT> yeah, real one
06:00 <partay> lol barmix . I have one too
07:00 <TheRon> geelong hawthorn usually get close to that
07:00 <simba> get beter friends xD
07:00 <FredFlinstone> ask your contacts kindly to stop that fuckin shit!
07:00 <ATS63> Whats a whorethorn?
07:00 <TheRon> simba the word cunt offends me
07:00 <ATS63> Is it some kind of mating dance of the unevolved?
07:00 <simba> why?
07:00 <partay> Good for my protein shakes
07:00 <Serenity> i use my mix and go for shakes
07:00 <Serenity> i love that thing so much
08:00 <FredFlinstone> its an absolute fool that idiot
08:00 <ATS63> With men?
08:00 <TheRon> sounds westie, something like say a port adelaide person might say
08:00 <simba> why does it offend u
08:00 <TheRon> or a person from frankston
08:00 <ilmRg1InT> partay: i originally bought it so i could make chocolate alcoholic milk/thick shakes :)
08:00 <ilmRg1InT> it's worked well for that purpose over the years.
08:00 <Skirmish> http://kitchenaid.com.au/products/ksm156-stand-mixer    <---------- This is the one.  
09:00 <FredFlinstone> ;-)
09:00 <ATS63> What are these words? I don't know any victorian secrets
09:00 <ilmRg1InT> boobehs
09:00 <TheRon> i think it's an overused word
09:00 <ATS63> I'm 9 m nev
09:00 <FredFlinstone> c'arn the hawkers
09:00 <ATS63> I'm all about the veg
09:00 <TheRiddler> hallo
09:00 <Skirmish> It would make doing my peanut butter ice cream a lot easier.
10:00 <ilmRg1InT> meat n two veg?
10:00 <ATS63> No, the veg with lots of slots
10:00 <simba> is the overuse offensive
10:00 <ATS63> And hookers
10:00 <TheRon> maybe i've just never liked it
10:00 <faux> <FredFlinstone> ask your contacts kindly to stop that fuckin shit!
10:00 <TheRon> hard to explain why
10:00 <Mew> Those are so good we have one at work
10:00 <partay> My wife love her food processor
10:00 <Mew> Its so fun to use lol
10:00 <Serenity> my mother in law gave me her old mix master
10:00 <Serenity> its old but fuck its great
10:00 <partay> Hence i do too
10:00 <Skirmish> I am going to have some peanut butter ice cream tonight now I mentioned it.  
10:00 <Student> i like the way you people are talking about a food precessor, ha ha 
11:00 <faux> there's always one dickhead who doesn't get it
11:00 <faux> isn't there a way to turn those notifcations off
11:00 <faux> like all game request shit
11:00 <FredFlinstone> are yuo calling me a dickhead?
11:00 <faux>  I DON'T CARE IF YOU JUST FED A COW
11:00 <faux> no 
11:00 <FredFlinstone> ok
11:00 <ilmRg1InT> lol facebook users
11:00 <faux> im talking about the 'contacts' who dont get it even when you tell them
11:00 <Serenity> makes awesome cheesecakes
11:00 <Skirmish> Ethan told me I should package it and sell it because it's better than anything you can buy.
11:00 <ilmRg1InT> mmmm .. cheesecake
12:00 <FredFlinstone> I dont think there is anywahere you can turn it off you can just ask your contacts not do do that
12:00 <FredFlinstone> I get it all the time
12:00 <faux> Dear Contact, Kindly stop being Shit. Cheers.
12:00 <FredFlinstone> I just ignore it
12:00 <FredFlinstone> only thing you can do
12:00 <ATS63> All hail the mighty game request
12:00 <Serenity> cold rock puts peanut butter in ice cream if you ask
12:00 <TheRiddler> john cleese in a bankwest
12:00 <TheRiddler> ad
12:00 <Skirmish> Yeah but i have to go out to get that
13:00 <FredFlinstone> I dont play any games on anything
13:00 <ATS63> May it forever bug people who don't know how to turn it off
13:00 <FredFlinstone> prolly
13:00 <faux> f u ATS63
13:00 <FredFlinstone> he might like that faux
13:00 <faux> googling that shit now
13:00 <Serenity> peanut butter makes everything good
13:00 <ATS63> Meh... woul rather have a food dehydrator. Make beef jerky
13:00 <TheRiddler> lol top gear
13:00 <Skirmish> mix 1 dessert spoon of KRAFT soft peanut butter (or crunchy depending on taste) with 3 scoops of vanilla ice cream.  Microwave the peanut butter for 20 seconds before mixing in the ice cream. 
14:00 <ATS63> I'm feeding a young kitty
14:00 <ATS63> Thought you should know
14:00 <FredFlinstone> let me know if you have any success
14:00 <TheRon> watching on the couch tonight
14:00 <FredFlinstone> are you now
14:00 <TheRon> yep
14:00 <FredFlinstone> with whats his fuckin head
14:00 <faux> omg
14:00 <TheRon> and watching 360 to see paul roos crap on
14:00 <Skirmish> Continue until the mixture is all the same colour.  
14:00 <TheRiddler> banana chips
14:00 <Skirmish> Eat.  
14:00 <Skirmish> Soooooo good. 
14:00 <Serenity> you can make jerky in your oven
15:00 <faux> that was the easiest thing ive ever done
15:00 <faux> soz 4 complaining, i should have googled first
15:00 <FredFlinstone> how do you do it?
15:00 <ATS63> faux: you're supposed to feel like an idiot
15:00 <faux> http://www.wikihow.com/Turn-off-Game-Notifications-in-Facebook
15:00 <faux> kgo
15:00 <simba> i dare you to delete your facebook
15:00 <faux> hey Lish :]
15:00 <FredFlinstone> wouldnt that turn off all notifications?
15:00 <faux> no
15:00 <FredFlinstone> they arent all games
15:00 <faux> read the steps
15:00 <faux> ok
15:00 <TheRon> i do not
16:00 <ATS63> Anyway simple earthlings! Mwahahahaha! I require defecation. bbl
16:00 <faux> it says turn off for (insert game name here)
16:00 <Lish> Hey faux 
16:00 <FredFlinstone> individually
16:00 <faux> oui
16:00 <TheRon> right click ignore?
16:00 <FredFlinstone> merci beaucoup
16:00 <FredFlinstone> will do next time
16:00 <Serenity> 170 degrees for about 5-6 hours
16:00 <TheRiddler> lollllll they're stuck on a highway
16:00 <FredFlinstone> so fuckin cold
16:00 <ATS63> Erm, jerky is better made with much lower temps
16:00 <ATS63> Like 60
16:00 <ATS63> Also ovens don't have ventilation
16:00 <FredFlinstone> enough jerkies in here
17:00 <FredFlinstone> hopefully get the van this week TheRon
17:00 <TheRon> nice, all roadworthy and shit?
17:00 <FredFlinstone> yeah its new
17:00 <Serenity> yes lower temps if you have a proper dehydrator
18:00 <faux> serial killer
18:00 <FredFlinstone> got my quote for insurance
18:00 <TheRon> john waite - missing you
18:00 <FredFlinstone> all ready to go
18:00 <TheRon> then it's up to the country just yourself and a few essentialsd
18:00 <FredFlinstone> call in to kardinnia park and piss on the front door
18:00 <ATS63> I do :D
18:00 <TheRon> 60 degrees, wooded spoon in the door
18:00 <TheRiddler> dehydrate your dick
18:00 <FredFlinstone> lmao
18:00 <Serenity> ash..
19:00 <FredFlinstone> nah inverloch first
19:00 <Mew> im so excited for extremely late lunch
19:00 <TheRon> a normal sat night then
19:00 <FredFlinstone> been getting some bits and pieces at the supermarket
19:00 <FredFlinstone> no food yet though lol
19:00 <ATS63> I don't think an oven would do bacon
20:00 <TheRon> mew can you go pig shooting on the island??
20:00 <TheRon> bacon goes with anything
20:00 <TheRon> and i mean anything
20:00 <Serenity> mmmmm
20:00 <Serenity> bacon
20:00 <Skirmish> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CKJgcEgvx4U    <------- bacon overload.
20:00 <FredFlinstone> makin bacon
20:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Cheesy Grilled Cheese Tower - Epic Meal Time (May 3, 2011) 4:15 - Category: Entertainment - 6,780,036 - 73,880 likes (97.1%), 2,169 dislikes (2.9%)
21:00 <FredFlinstone> lol
21:00 <Serenity> sometimes when i have some left to use up i put bacon in my pumpkin soup
21:00 <Serenity> its delish
21:00 <ATS63> Of course you mention the word once, and instantly the overrated statements flood in
21:00 <ATS63> Its not that great
21:00 <TheRon> bacon should always go in pumpkin soup
21:00 <FredFlinstone> matter of opinion
21:00 <FredFlinstone> like everything in life
21:00 <ATS63> I mean its nice, but its not the shit people hype it up to be
22:00 <TheRon> just wondering about the late lunch
22:00 <FredFlinstone> if you have eaten good bacon it is
22:00 <ATS63> However bacon jerky is pretty win
22:00 <Ana_Ng> that is overrated
22:00 <Mew> Candied bacon on French toast with maple syrup n vanilla ice cream mmmmm
22:00 <Serenity> omg
22:00 <Serenity> mew.. why
23:00 <TheRon> afl 360 is the best show on tv
23:00 <simba> lol
23:00 <simba> robbo is one of the worst afl personalities there is
23:00 <TheRiddler> oh
23:00 <FredFlinstone> lol they eat maple syrup with everything
23:00 <Ana_Ng> with raspberry butter
23:00 <TheRiddler> did you see what charlie sheen did
23:00 <TheRiddler> lol
23:00 <FredFlinstone> are you canadian mew?
23:00 <ATS63> Strategic maple syrup reserve & maple syrup mafias... lelz
23:00 <ilmRg1InT> needs more poutine
23:00 <Mew> nope
23:00 <Ana_Ng> maple syrup on breakfast food - yeah that's REALLY weird
23:00 <TheRiddler> he faked the ice bucket challenge'
24:00 <simba> but gerad is ok
24:00 <TheRon> bomber and roosy tonight
24:00 <simba> madman and straight shooter
24:00 <TheRon> wednesday nights are best
24:00 <TheRon> maclure
24:00 <Serenity> he was banging 7 gram rocks and finishing them
24:00 <TheRiddler> instead of ice water it was $10000 in 50s
24:00 <TheRiddler> probably was on cocaine at the time of course
25:00 <TheRon> don't like ed and derm
25:00 <TheRon> cocaine, is this a charlie murphy story??
25:00 <Serenity> unityyyy
26:00 <TheRon> it's mainly ed
26:00 <xm> <TheRon18> pretty sure star wars didn't say niggers <--- blu-ray bonus comes with the unedited version
26:00 <TheRon> the directors cut?
26:00 <xm> yes
26:00 <Mew> yeah i think so TheRon 
26:00 <simba> is robbo back from the sniffles
26:00 <TheRon> yes
26:00 <Ana_Ng> theron, it's a helluva drug
26:00 <TheRon> indeed
26:00 <TheRon> i like the time he played basketball vs prince
26:00 <ATS63> The sheen challenge is better anyway, cocaine or not
27:00 <simba> he seems like a heavy alco
27:00 <TheRon> pretty sure robbo was just in court all day and couldn't be stuffed
27:00 <TheRon> he smokes
27:00 <ilmRg1InT> mace windu required a purple lightsaber to make himself 'different' from all the other jedis
27:00 <simba> hes smokin'
27:00 <TheRon> he'd drink good scotch i reckon
27:00 <Ana_Ng> "shalimar"
27:00 <ATS63> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qat9gR5nrpM
27:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Charlie Sheen -- Ice Bucket Challenge with a BIG Twist ( Aug 18, 2014) 0:54 - Category: Entertainment - 1,730,953 - 15,118 likes (98.9%), 161 dislikes (1.1%)
28:00 <simba> purple lightsaber was cool
28:00 <xm> Yoda outed him right away, ilmRg1InT 
28:00 <xm> he sensed the homo gay force
28:00 <TheRon> haven't you noticed, robbo try to get in a sneaky fag in the ad breaks
28:00 <ilmRg1InT> samuel jackson said that he'd only agree to be on there if he didnt die like a bitch and that he had something unique like a purple saber blade
28:00 <ATS63> Hail people of Earth! I am gay from the planet of Masculon
28:00 <simba> lolol
28:00 <Picard> Hello 
29:00 <simba> the actual quote was probably "die like a punk ass bitch"
29:00 <ilmRg1InT> yeah, not sure - he definitely said 'bitch' tho
29:00 <Ana_Ng> What is the southernmost country in South America?
29:00 <xm> Lima?
29:00 <TheRon> chile
29:00 <Ana_Ng> theronwinz
29:00 <Skirmish> I can't continue to watch epic meal time .... it's making me hungry.
29:00 <Picard> Go eat
29:00 <ilmRg1InT> have you tried epic meal empire?
29:00 <Skirmish> I sent the mrs to get pad thai.  I shall eat soon.
29:00 <Serenity> mm food
29:00 <Serenity> god i havent made pad thai for ages
29:00 <Serenity> im gonna have to
30:00 <Ana_Ng> What is the southernmost country in Asia?
30:00 <xm> Peru* woops
30:00 <TheRon> indoneasia
30:00 <Ana_Ng> theron winz
30:00 <Ana_Ng> What is the southernmost country in North America?
30:00 <ilmRg1InT> did i stumble into #quiz?
30:00 <ATS63> Chile?
30:00 <TheRon> butterflied middle eastern chicken for tea
30:00 <TheRiddler> I'm not sure if I want to make steak n veg or spag bol
30:00 <TheRon> steak?
31:00 <TheRon> central america is south america isnt it?
31:00 <Ana_Ng> no
31:00 <Ana_Ng> central america is a region of north america
31:00 <TheRon> honduras
31:00 <Ana_Ng> on the same plate as canadia
31:00 <TheRon> panama
31:00 <Ana_Ng> theron winz
31:00 <Ana_Ng> What is the southernmost country in Oceania?
31:00 <Serenity> im making spag tonight
31:00 <Serenity> had steak last night
31:00 <TheRiddler> porterhouse steak
31:00 <TheRon> steak!
31:00 <TheRon> garlic butter??
31:00 <TheRiddler> tho I had steak sunday actually
31:00 <ilmRg1InT> my partner only likes steak well-done. i refuse to cook steak now.
31:00 <TheRiddler> pepper sauce
31:00 <ilmRg1InT> i refuse to ruin steak like that
31:00 <Skirmish> lol fastfood pizza.  Pizza dough covered in various fast food items. 
32:00 <ATS63> NZ, but technically Australia due to Macq Island
32:00 <Ana_Ng> ok
32:00 <Ana_Ng> ats63 winz
32:00 <Ana_Ng> they may not consider it to be in oceania
32:00 <Ana_Ng> as guam is not part of north america
32:00 <Ana_Ng> but i don
32:00 <TheRon> syeak i say cook your own
32:00 <Serenity> steal needs to look like this
32:00 <Serenity> https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/t31.0-8/1487724_10152081164962331_7714723933106722661_o.jpg
32:00 <Serenity> steak
33:00 <ATS63> Australia is in oceania, macq island is antarctic islands
33:00 <ATS63> But macq island is part of TAS
33:00 <ATS63> Like all parts of TAS, its inhabited soley by penguins
33:00 <Ana_Ng> just because you're part of a country doesn't mean you're in the same tectonic region
33:00 <TheRiddler> yes
33:00 <ilmRg1InT> http://www.colinmcnulty.com/blog/images/cook-a-steak-blue-rare-medium-welldone.jpg
33:00 <TheRon> maybe a touch more but not much
33:00 <Ana_Ng> you go medium rare, and if anyone wants to cook it more, let them put it in boiling au jus
33:00 <Serenity> no more
33:00 <ilmRg1InT> medium rare or bust.
33:00 <Picard> Really
34:00 <Ana_Ng> otherwise the southernmost answers will all be for countries that have territories near antarctica
34:00 <ilmRg1InT> unless they're in oceania, those answers gonna be wrong tho
34:00 <Ana_Ng> What is the southernmost country in Africa?
34:00 <simba> lol
34:00 <TheRon> der
34:00 <Mew> Its medium rare or you ask them politely to gtfo 
34:00 <ilmRg1InT> there are steak restaurants that will tell you to gtfo if you want well done
34:00 <ilmRg1InT> .. and i dont blame them
34:00 <Picard> Blue rare is ok
34:00 <Serenity> only thing i want well done is pork and chicken
34:00 <Picard> Yes
35:00 <TheRon> move on
35:00 <simba> -_________________-
35:00 <xm> southernmostest africa
35:00 <TheRon> Ana_Ng:  the anser is in the question
35:00 <Ana_Ng> gosh really
35:00 <Ana_Ng> say it
35:00 <Ana_Ng> SAY IT
35:00 <ATS63> Well...
35:00 <TheRon> seth effrika
35:00 <Ana_Ng> theron barely winz
35:00 <ATS63> Macq Island is on the Macq ridge, which is the boundry of the techtonic plate
35:00 <xm> i...lo...lo..loathe shoes
35:00 <Ana_Ng> What is the southernmost country in Europe?
35:00 <ATS63> So Macq Island is both antartic and oceanic
36:00 <ATS63> Would you like to suck my balls? I believe you would
36:00 <TheRon> sicily
36:00 <Ana_Ng> not a country
36:00 <xm> Brazil
36:00 <simba> Shoes
36:00 <ATS63> AU is a country, we claimed Macq island
36:00 <ATS63> Therefore AU is the answer
36:00 <Ana_Ng> ats, you won
36:00 <Ana_Ng> why are you arguing
36:00 <xm> asperger's
36:00 <ATS63> Because I can
36:00 <Ana_Ng> you suck at it
37:00 <xm> ATS63, would you like to argue about optimal train routing logistics?
37:00 <ATS63> Yes
37:00 <ATS63> Yes I would
37:00 <simba> anything to stop Ana_Ngs "quiz"
37:00 <Ana_Ng> simba doesn't know a lot of things
37:00 <TheRiddler> also burger patty
38:00 <xm> simba knows how to play 4 instruments
38:00 <Ana_Ng> theron
38:00 <xm> that trumps everything
38:00 <Ana_Ng> did you give up
38:00 <simba> i know how to make you leave a server 
38:00 <Ana_Ng> i know a lot of 6-year-olds who can play 4 instruments
38:00 <xm> he even drew musical notes over the frown lines of lo's head
38:00 <TheRon> simba knows the important things like boonies record
38:00 <Ana_Ng> it's not special
38:00 <simba> lies
38:00 <Ana_Ng> What is the southernmost country in Europe?
38:00 <TheRiddler> really most red meat that isn't minced up
39:00 <xm> simba, find questions where the answer is blackw....
39:00 <TheRon> italy
39:00 <Ana_Ng> no
39:00 <simba> blackwidow
39:00 <TheRon> greece
39:00 <ATS63> Geography questions eh
39:00 <xm> albania?
39:00 <ATS63> Where do they hide the Stargate?
39:00 <TheRon> turkey is asia
39:00 <Ana_Ng> turkey is in both
39:00 <Ana_Ng> but answer is no
39:00 <TheRon> malta
40:00 <Ana_Ng> no
40:00 <xm> cyprus?
40:00 <TheRon> spain
40:00 <Ana_Ng> xm winz - cyprus
40:00 <ATS63> Cyprus does not have a stargate. xm loses
40:00 <xm> some people would say, "errr greece pwns it"
40:00 <Ana_Ng> nobody says that
41:00 <Ana_Ng> greece can't afford cyprus
41:00 <xm> they can get a loan from Germany to buy it
41:00 <xm> pay it off after 1,000 years maybe
41:00 <Mew> cat fight incoming
42:00 <xm> ATS63, Cyprus does have a Stargate. Baghdatis uses it to get to events when he doesnt have the time
42:00 <TheRon> cat fights rule
43:00 <simba> unless the cats are old
43:00 <TheRon> fremantle street talk
43:00 <TheRon> too many dicks on the dancefloor
44:00 <ATS63> There can only be one stargate per solar system, and they can only dial a different active stargate
44:00 <ATS63> If my stellar drift calculations are correct, sir, you aren't funny
44:00 <xm> Cyprus is its own solar system with Baghdatis himself as the star
44:00 <Mew> ATS63 are you m or f?
44:00 <ATS63> 9 m nev
44:00 <ATS63> asl?
44:00 <TheRon> or both
44:00 <FredFlinstone> sophie ellis bextor
44:00 <FredFlinstone> hadnt played that forever
44:00 <TheRon> yes!
44:00 <FredFlinstone> dl it other day
44:00 <Mew> ATS63 rolls out her giant flaps for the red carpet
44:00 <FredFlinstone> daughters used to love it
44:00 <TheRiddler> flight of the conchords
45:00 <Mew> hehe
45:00 <Mew> so female
45:00 <ilmRg1InT> what is nev
45:00 <Loof> whatever it is it's annoying
45:00 <Loof> so is ilmRg1InT 
45:00 <ATS63> nev is with the veg
45:00 <ilmRg1InT> ATS63: you're living inside a vegetable?
45:00 <Mew> theyre trying to break into the #melbourne scene
45:00 <ilmRg1InT> kinda like james with his peach, but his was a fruit?
45:00 <TheRiddler> is better
45:00 <TheRon> a bit yeah
45:00 <TheRiddler> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Wl_uQOABxg
45:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Flight of the Conchords - Too Many Dicks on the Dance Floor (Feb 15, 2009) 0 - Category: Comedy - 3,003,717 - 10,010 likes (97.9%), 212 dislikes (2.1%)
45:00 <ATS63> Red is the wrong colour for a landing strip
46:00 <ATS63> veg has slots
46:00 <ilmRg1InT> Mew: i was probably in here before you'd heard of austnet.
46:00 <TheRiddler> woah sudden huge down pour
46:00 <ATS63> I do it
46:00 <TheRon> ladies, you can also eat cuccumber
46:00 <Loof> the same old i've been here since 2000 bc routine
46:00 <Loof> so boring
46:00 <Mew> and you still havent become a popular kid in #melbourne? :o
46:00 <TheRiddler> I just fapped n showered :p
46:00 <Loof> lol
46:00 <ilmRg1InT> Mew: I have no interest in being popular anywhere, certainly not some shithole like austnet
46:00 <Ana_Ng> What are the ten closest capitals to Monaco?
46:00 <TheRiddler> ginger strip
46:00 <Mew> Its your flaps not the strip looool
47:00 <ilmRg1InT> it's for having lulz, brah, stop taking shit srs
47:00 <Loof> if you don't like austnet you can always gtfo
47:00 <ATS63> I was here before RogerY was a christian
47:00 <TheRon> TheRiddler: because no one else will?
47:00 <ilmRg1InT> heh. roger. i miss him.
47:00 <ilmRg1InT> i dont miss redtrio tho
47:00 <ilmRg1InT> you remember Spunk?
47:00 <ilmRg1InT> ah, those were teh days.
47:00 <ATS63> hehe, remember Mark's hate page about redtrio...
47:00 <Mew> ahhhh yes
47:00 <ATS63> I think Mark went to prison. Or is dead. One of those
47:00 <TheRiddler> are you a outie a innie or a hybrid
47:00 <TheRiddler> :p
47:00 <ATS63> Red means danger
47:00 <monster> No such thing
48:00 <Loof> ilmRg1InT gtfo you shitstain on the fabric of society
48:00 <Loof> just die cocktoucher
48:00 <TheRon> banana man
48:00 <xm> i liked RogerY's song "Gamble of life"
48:00 <Mew> dont insult the austnet elders Loof!!!
48:00 <xm> he wrote it himself and sang in it thinking it was the best thing ever
48:00 <Loof> lol
48:00 <Mew> they have special powers
48:00 <TheRiddler> yes
48:00 <ATS63> Remember when Dan was stoned and called himself Logie?
48:00 <ATS63> Me neither
48:00 <Mew> ATS63 is an outtie, she has a very extroverted vaginal personality
48:00 <Serenity> its a she?
48:00 <Student> who wants a 63 years old extroverted vaginal personality? ;)
48:00 <monster> Are you sayings he's a cunt
49:00 <Loof> ATS63 you should also snort a whole row of cocks
49:00 <TheRiddler> super powers
49:00 <TheRon> remember when fev was pissed at the brownlow?
49:00 <Loof> and then gtfo
49:00 <Mew> arent they just the best
49:00 <Mew> #ircmemories
49:00 <simba> Loof pls we have new nerds in the chat be good
49:00 <Loof> lol
49:00 <ATS63> /lusers + 1
49:00 <xm> also i thought RogerY was Christian most of his life. his father was a pastor after all
49:00 <Mew> Hahaha
49:00 <TheRiddler> lol
50:00 <TheRon> i have no idea who rogerY is
50:00 <TheRiddler> http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/61a5IEOjhCL._SL1500_.jpg
50:00 <xm> his mother is still extremely religious
50:00 <TheRiddler> I used this :p
50:00 <TheRiddler> wb faux
50:00 <ilmRg1InT> Loof sure seems angry. pretty funny.
50:00 <Ana_Ng> What are the ten closest capitals to Monaco?
51:00 <simba> A
51:00 <simba> D
51:00 <xm> Soft Monaco
51:00 <simba> K
51:00 <ATS63> Legos
51:00 <simba> R
51:00 <xm> Hard Monaco
51:00 <simba> E
51:00 <TheRon> bern
51:00 <simba> L
51:00 <ATS63> Tacos
51:00 <simba> O
51:00 <TheRon> rome
51:00 <TheRon> paris
51:00 <simba> M
51:00 <ATS63> Duplo
51:00 <Ana_Ng> rome, paris 2
51:00 <TheRiddler> madrid
51:00 <ATS63> Thats all I know
51:00 <TheRon> whats the capital od switzlernad?
51:00 <TheRiddler> berlin
51:00 <Ana_Ng> bern 3
51:00 <TheRiddler> italy
51:00 <Loof> cmon rooftop rumble
51:00 <TheRiddler> jeromey has a dick drawn on his face
52:00 <TheRon> thank you
52:00 <Ana_Ng> rome 4
52:00 <TheRiddler> err
52:00 <TheRiddler> rome
52:00 <Loof> i wanna hit 30
52:00 <TheRiddler> oh yeah
52:00 <TheRon> san marino
52:00 <Ana_Ng> 5
52:00 <TheRiddler> you said rome twice lol
52:00 <TheRon> vienna
52:00 <Ana_Ng> heh oops
52:00 <TheRon> brussels
52:00 <simba> u wanna rooftop rumble it up
52:00 <Ana_Ng> vienna is 5
52:00 <Loof> fuck yeah
52:00 <Ana_Ng> oh wait
52:00 <Ana_Ng> cancel
52:00 <Ana_Ng> no on vienna
52:00 <TheRiddler> athens
52:00 <TheRiddler> lol this top gear eps is great
53:00 <Loof> after i rush a few bongs
53:00 <Ana_Ng> bern, san marino, rome, paris
53:00 <TheRon> not close enough?
53:00 <Ana_Ng> no on athens
53:00 <TheRiddler> did you get madrid?
53:00 <Ana_Ng> no on madrid
53:00 <TheRon> the  hague
53:00 <Ana_Ng> no
53:00 <TheRiddler> err
53:00 <ATS63> Tacos?
53:00 <TheRon> brussels
53:00 <BlackDevil> Governor deploys National Guard in Ferguson after attacks on civilians and law enforcement
53:00 <TheRon> luxembourg
53:00 <TheRiddler> they're doing crash tests for a electric car they made
54:00 <TheRiddler> stf ATS63
54:00 <TheRon> lichtensyein?
54:00 <Ana_Ng> luxembourg! 5
54:00 <Ana_Ng> vaduz 6
54:00 <TheRon> lichtenstein'
54:00 <ATS63> Tacos is part of the Mexican province of Spain. Sifnt
54:00 <TheRiddler> capital cities
54:00 <TheRiddler> not province
54:00 <Ana_Ng> ok hint time
54:00 <ATS63> Yes, its the capital of Spain
54:00 <Ana_Ng> if Rome is an answer
54:00 <ATS63> Gringos lost out
54:00 <Ana_Ng> goodnight mew theriddler ATS63
54:00 <TheRiddler> they did 1 backwards and another in slow motions
54:00 <TheRiddler> night Ana_Ng
54:00 <TheRiddler> -s
54:00 <Mew> Bye ana
55:00 <TheRiddler> no madrid is the capital of spain
55:00 <TheRiddler> lol
55:00 <TheRon> prague
55:00 <Ana_Ng> if Rome is an answer
55:00 <Ana_Ng> then
55:00 <TheRon> lisbon
55:00 <Ana_Ng> oh theron
55:00 <Ana_Ng> c'mon
56:00 <druff> theron thebreasts
56:00 <xm> i just went outside
56:00 <Ana_Ng> where does the pope live
56:00 <xm> a chair got knocked down from the storm last night
56:00 <xm> should i call insurance?
56:00 <lifestolen> better call insurance
56:00 <xm> some serious damage here
56:00 <xm> pz, anything happen to you too?
56:00 <ATS63> Better call saul
56:00 <lifestolen> my laundry basket got knocked over outside
56:00 <lifestolen> thinkin of callin the cops
56:00 <simba> call the RSPCA
56:00 <TheRiddler> they also invented obese ppl
56:00 <TheRiddler> :p
57:00 <TheRon> split
57:00 <lifestolen> abos and fire bregade
57:00 <simba> tell them Ana_Ng come to your house and she kick your dog
57:00 <Ana_Ng> bzzzt
57:00 <Ana_Ng> the pope lives in the vatican
57:00 <xm> tell them your dog was under the basket and she sat on it
57:00 <Ana_Ng> andorra la vella
57:00 <Ana_Ng> ljubljana
57:00 <Ana_Ng> zagreb
57:00 <TheRiddler> umm
57:00 <TheRon> tripoli
57:00 <TheRiddler> madrid is indeed close to manaco
57:00 <Ana_Ng> that's it
58:00 <Ana_Ng> not as close as those places
58:00 <TheRiddler> it's no closer than paris
58:00 <ATS63> Which European state has the highest occurance of car theft?
58:00 <ATS63> You people should find that one easy
58:00 <TheRon> germany
58:00 <Ana_Ng> 1280 to madrid
58:00 <simba> "You people"
58:00 <Ana_Ng> 690 km to paris
58:00 <ATS63> Yea I mean niggers
58:00 <Ana_Ng> twice as far
58:00 <Mew> and hillbillies
58:00 <TheRiddler> and hippies
58:00 <TheRon> people from port adelaide
59:00 <simba> how daer u
59:00 <TheRon> people from niger?
59:00 <Loof> i'll join in a sec simba i just lost power
59:00 <xm> ATS63, the one with the most gypsies
59:00 <Loof> have to wait for the ps3 to restore
59:00 <simba> U Rock bro
59:00 <xm> they steal them for this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qMADhELr5fc
00:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Romanian gypsies fighting each other (Star WARS) ( Oct 11, 2013) 0 - Category: Entertainment - 4,620 - 22 likes (78.6%), 6 dislikes (21.4%)
00:00 <ATS63> C'mon, its not germany
00:00 <Ana_Ng> uk
00:00 <ATS63> This place is famous too. It was on TV once.
00:00 <Ana_Ng> rushers
00:00 <ATS63> I do actually know the answers
00:00 <ATS63> I wrote them down when I made them up
00:00 <simba> is it a place where shit is going down right now
01:00 <ATS63> simba: like UK?
01:00 <TheRiddler> stfu ATS63
01:00 <simba> and another place starting with UK
01:00 <TheRon> what is boonies beer drinking record on the trip to england?
01:00 <xm> just 1 short of Bob Hawke's
01:00 <ATS63> Nah, Ukraine doesn't start with UK
01:00 <simba> ikaruga
01:00 <Mew> Have no teeth?
01:00 <Mew> Don't wash?
01:00 <ilmRg1InT> there are a lot worse places than port adelaide
01:00 <TheRon> big norgs!!!!
01:00 <TheRon> collingwood supporters
01:00 <TheRon> frankston?
02:00 <ATS63> You win a new old fridge! I get the new one. You must pick it up within 2 hrs from Perth.
02:00 <TheRon> how many did hawkey do?
02:00 <milk> either poland or italy
02:00 <TheRiddler> ATS63 is saemon
02:00 <ATS63> Its Ukraine
02:00 <simba> yesssssssssssssss
03:00 <lifestolen> what should i get for dinner
03:00 <Ana_Ng> Kurt Cobain, Krist Novoselic, Dave Grohl
03:00 <lifestolen> fish and chups ?
03:00 <simba> AC DC members
03:00 <simba> definitely
03:00 <TheRon> nirvana
03:00 <Ana_Ng> theron winz
03:00 <xm> WIggles
03:00 <simba> the original crew of hi 4
03:00 <simba> hi 5
03:00 <Ana_Ng> Sting, Andy Summers, Stewart Copeland
03:00 <TheRon> malcolm and angus young?
03:00 <TheRon> the police
03:00 <milk> its still a debate as to if Ukraine is Europe or Soviet State
03:00 <lifestolen> walking on the moon
03:00 <ilmRg1InT> there's an interesting difference between port adelaide football supporters and people from port adelaide
03:00 <ilmRg1InT> which often seems to be neglected to eb noticed
03:00 <TheRon> huh?
03:00 <TheRon> that doesn't sound right
04:00 <ATS63> In what year was swimming at the beach decriminalised in Australia?
04:00 <Ana_Ng> europe isn't a political region
04:00 <lifestolen> i met a ukrainian night club bouncer once looked like he was just about ready to kill anyone he wanted
04:00 <lifestolen> he was huge
04:00 <Ana_Ng> Geddy Lee, Alex Lifeson, Neil Peart
04:00 <milk> what was Kurt Cobain's middle name?
04:00 <xm> which club?
04:00 <ilmRg1InT> TheRon: just because you're from port adelaide doesnt mean you support port adelaide football club
04:00 <TheRon> i know the difference between adelaide and port adelaide supporters
04:00 <ilmRg1InT> and people who support port adelaqide football club are often not from port adelaide
04:00 <TheRon> adleaide supporters have teeth
04:00 <FredFlinstone> lolz
05:00 <lifestolen> one at burswood now known as crown
05:00 <doctor> slavs are terrifying people
05:00 <TheRon> ah ha?
05:00 <milk> Kurt Donald Cobain
05:00 <ilmRg1InT> does this channel just randomly turn into #quiz or something
05:00 <FredFlinstone> do you think port people mated with collingshit scum?
05:00 <TheRon> there was a story in the paper today about a collingwood supporter getting beaten
06:00 <Ana_Ng> bzzzt Rush
06:00 <lifestolen> no its not a trivia channel
06:00 <simba> ilmRg1InT: only when Ana_Ng wants attention
06:00 <Ana_Ng> Tony Banks, Phil Collins, Mike Rutherford
06:00 <ilmRg1InT> lifestolen: could have fooled me
06:00 <doctor> What is the first number of the alphabet?
06:00 <lifestolen> A
06:00 <milk> 1A
06:00 <lifestolen> 1
06:00 <lifestolen> 10
06:00 <xm> haha 
06:00 <lifestolen> 0
06:00 <simba> 69
06:00 <lifestolen> 68
06:00 <Q{> http://i.imgur.com/X8Yob5x.jpg
06:00 <FredFlinstone> by?
06:00 <TheRon> i thought it was usually the collingwood supporter doing the beating
07:00 <xm> f00ls rush in
07:00 <Ana_Ng> bzzzt Genesis
07:00 <simba> Q{ you are the dancing queen
07:00 <Ana_Ng> Les Claypool, Larry LaLonde, Tim Alexander
07:00 <FredFlinstone> wear angels fear to tread
07:00 <xm> i was going to say Genesis...but then i thought...where's mike from mike and the mechanics??
08:00 <Ana_Ng> Mike Rutherford
08:00 <xm> oh i didnt see
08:00 <Ana_Ng> ok
08:00 <Ana_Ng> bzzzt Primus
08:00 <Mew> Foooooooooooty
08:00 <TheRon> BOOOOOOOOOBIES!!!!
09:00 <xm> anyway Bacharach thinks Living Years is one of the best songs of all time
09:00 <Ana_Ng> ugh
09:00 <Q{> <--- dancing prince
09:00 <Ana_Ng> just because it's a sappy subject doesn't make it a good song
09:00 <milk> Q{ did you get it up her?
09:00 <lifestolen> wine
10:00 <ATS63> Which major alcohol retailer advertises "If you find a lower price, we'll beat it"?
10:00 <ATS63> You people should know that one
10:00 <lifestolen> isn't it we'll beat it by 10 per cent
10:00 <lifestolen> i dont want TV anymore
10:00 <lifestolen> watch
10:00 <simba> isnt that what flight centre say?
10:00 <xm> does that mean lower price being free from stealing and they beat you on the head with a bottle when you try to run out
10:00 <ilmRg1InT> by 10% is bunnings isnt it
10:00 <milk> Bunnings
10:00 <FredFlinstone> just fitting wifes dress for the wedding talking about boobs lol
11:00 <Q{> she was hard case exercise freak and need alco to get into the mood
11:00 <lifestolen> yeh flight centre
11:00 <ATS63> Technically the opposition of Bunnings (or their parent co) :P
11:00 <TheRiddler> ATS63 you're a idiot
11:00 <milk> LiquorLand?
11:00 <TheRiddler> he's making it all up
11:00 <TheRon> get out of my dreams and get into my car
12:00 <milk> Billy Ocean
12:00 <ATS63> TheRiddler: I did write down the answers though when I made it all up
12:00 <milk> you need a job
12:00 <xm> IRC is a full-time job
12:00 <xm> this is my centrelink activity
12:00 <TheRiddler> dan murphys
13:00 <milk> are they woolies?
13:00 <TheRiddler> yes
13:00 <TheRon> yes
13:00 <lifestolen> first choice
14:00 <TheRiddler> they also have BWS
14:00 <lifestolen> BWS are pretty crap
14:00 <TheRiddler> liquerland is coles
14:00 <lifestolen> and vintage cellars
14:00 <milk> yeah, they are in the same building near me
14:00 <TheRiddler> BWS has replaced woolworth liquerland
14:00 <lifestolen> first choice is the cheapest
15:00 <TheRiddler> -land
15:00 <xm> the first choice the cheapest, baby i know
15:00 <lifestolen> all their drinks are shit anyway
15:00 <lifestolen> cat piss beers
15:00 <milk> I have Barron Liquors near me
15:00 <TheRiddler> wtf
16:00 <lifestolen> you must live on the other side of town milk
16:00 <lifestolen> no barrons around my area
16:00 <Ana_Ng> What are the projected 5 most populous countries in 2050?
16:00 <TheRiddler> they're the same as anywhere else
16:00 <TheRiddler> how are they shit
16:00 <milk> liqour barons I mean
16:00 <milk> https://www.liquorbarons.com.au/
16:00 <simba> who are the projected 5 gayest irc users in 2020?
16:00 <lifestolen> i was looking the other day at the beers they are all shit beers
16:00 <lifestolen> emu export, vb, carlton draught
16:00 <TheRon> ample boobage?
17:00 <ilmRg1InT> simba: you think irc still gonna exist in 2020?
17:00 <lifestolen> maybe 1 german beer or something
17:00 <xm> the ones who didnt forget to take their AIDS meds
17:00 <simba> sure
17:00 <lifestolen> all cat piss beers
17:00 <ilmRg1InT> crazy.
17:00 <lifestolen> cider tastes like shit aswell
17:00 <lifestolen> fuck drinkin that
17:00 <TheRiddler> umm
17:00 <simba> most aussies love cat piss beer
17:00 <xm> im pretty sure it will. as for Austnet itself i dont know
17:00 <ilmRg1InT> you're drinking the wrong cider
17:00 <lifestolen> whats a good cider
17:00 <TheRiddler> US Ana_Ng?
17:00 <Ana_Ng> us 1
17:00 <TheRiddler> sweden
17:00 <lifestolen> all ciders i tasted are like cat piss with sugar
17:00 <Ana_Ng> no
17:00 <TheRiddler> oh
17:00 <FredFlinstone> hahahhaa methinks so
17:00 <TheRon> bice
17:00 <TheRon> nice
17:00 <FredFlinstone> she thinks they are too big
17:00 <TheRon> well she's just wrong
17:00 <FredFlinstone> she is only a 36D
18:00 <TheRiddler> India
18:00 <Ana_Ng> 2
18:00 <TheRiddler> Brazil
18:00 <Ana_Ng> no
18:00 <ilmRg1InT> us being the most populous in 2050? wut?
18:00 <xm> meXiCans
18:00 <TheRiddler> Japan
18:00 <lifestolen> there is 1 japanese beer i think
18:00 <ilmRg1InT> google says india, china, US, nigeria, indonesia.
18:00 <ilmRg1InT> 'too big' is when you have back problems/bra purchase issues/clothing issues
18:00 <ilmRg1InT> she probably isnt
18:00 <ilmRg1InT> most people are wearing the wrong size bra
18:00 <ilmRg1InT> (usually larger band, smaller cup)
18:00 <TheRon> breast reduction surgery seems wrong to me
18:00 <ilmRg1InT> particularly prevelant amonst those who dont want to admit they're really E/F cups
18:00 <ilmRg1InT> so they get a larger band size to compensate
19:00 <lifestolen> sapporo or something
19:00 <ilmRg1InT> pretty lol, if you ask me
19:00 <FredFlinstone> and asahi
19:00 <Ana_Ng> china, nigeria 4
19:00 <lifestolen> yeh
19:00 <Ana_Ng> indonesia 5
19:00 <TheRiddler> I reckon China has peaked
19:00 <xm> one child policy + education + people moving to the city
19:00 <TheRiddler> or will be by 2020
19:00 <ilmRg1InT> UN is pulling figures otu of their ass
19:00 <ilmRg1InT> (34E is basically same volume cup size as a 36D)
19:00 <TheRon> you work as a bra fitter?
20:00 <xm> although i dont think it was enforced everywhere
20:00 <milk> nah its a numbers game
20:00 <Ana_Ng>  Pakistan, it will be 6
20:00 <Ana_Ng> ilmRg1InT is obviously a lot smarter than the UN
20:00 <milk> there is a huge biomass and enough area, their breeding rate isnt slowing
20:00 <ilmRg1InT> Ana_Ng: it's a guessing game. anyone can make numbers up for things that could happen in 35 years.
21:00 <ilmRg1InT> in 35 years, who's gonna remember their guess?
21:00 <xm> i remember this kid in class that heard that some countries had a growth rate of about 0. so he asked if that meant no one was being born anymore
21:00 <Ana_Ng> archive.org will
21:00 <lifestolen> hahahaha
21:00 <xm> he also asked if the moon revolved around the sun. which is technically correct (but only as it revolves around the earth too)
21:00 <ilmRg1InT> hell, they seem o think japans population gonna drop ~20mil in the next 35 years
21:00 <lifestolen> xm, could be true in another 35 years
21:00 <Ana_Ng> apparently, nothing should ever be planned for according to ilmRg1InT
21:00 <TheRiddler> imagine working as 1
21:00 <TheRiddler> I suspect only gay guys can
21:00 <TheRon> best job in the world
21:00 <ilmRg1InT> lol
21:00 <TheRiddler> :(
22:00 <Ana_Ng> you can't predict the future, so why bother
22:00 <ilmRg1InT> Ana_Ng: strawman argument?
22:00 <ilmRg1InT> logical fallacies ftl 
22:00 <milk> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MS91knuzoOA
22:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Pearl Jam - Jeremy (Oct 25, 2009) 5:34 - Category: Music - 23,276,593 - 85,722 likes (98.2%), 1,538 dislikes (1.8%)
22:00 <lifestolen> they are planning mass depopulation
22:00 <lifestolen> lol
22:00 <lifestolen> jeremy
22:00 <LolinFirf> Ana_Ng: you must be bored in al ask a
22:00 <ATS63> I agree. Sick leave is aids
22:00 <Ana_Ng> just because you couldn't even guess at the answer doesn't mean the answer is bogus
22:00 <TheRiddler> you're bored LolinFirf
22:00 <ilmRg1InT> Ana_Ng: i wouldnt attempt to guess, that's the point
22:00 <ATS63> To dan murphys it is
22:00 <simba> everything is planned
22:00 <Ana_Ng> your ignorance = UN is bullshit
22:00 <simba> the future is set
22:00 <TheRiddler> you're boring
22:00 <speedmonkey> what about if some hell fat chick comes in with tits bigger than your head
23:00 <ilmRg1InT> instead, you'reusing a strawman argument to try and make me look a fool.  logical fallacies just illustrate your lack of reasoning and rationality.
23:00 <simba> the world police are already here
23:00 <ilmRg1InT> Ana_Ng: oh dear. now you're making assumptions about my knowledge.
23:00 <TheRiddler> so is ATS63
23:00 <TheRiddler> boring
23:00 <Fez> Ana isbetter than all of uscombined again i see
23:00 <Ana_Ng> i don't have to do anything to make you look like a fool
23:00 <xm> this reminds me of the time RiverQueen would go on about the UN and circumcision statistics
23:00 <xm> and use equal signs
23:00 <ilmRg1InT> Ana_Ng: instead of actually arguing the topic, you're arguing logical fallacies - it's not reflecting well on you
23:00 <TheRiddler> man the women are ugly on judge judy
23:00 <TheRon> palm her off on somebody else
23:00 <ilmRg1InT> then you're probably screwed.
23:00 <ilmRg1InT> the other issue is of course, girls with too large a band size
23:00 <TheRiddler> well most
23:00 <ilmRg1InT> and larger bras tend to get incredibly expensive (and far less pretty) than smaller band/cup sizes.
23:00 <TheRon> TheRiddler: white trailer park trash
23:00 <TheRiddler> yes
24:00 <Ana_Ng> you're obviously a dumbshit who's failed at life, therefore anyone who does anything of value must be torn down
24:00 <Ana_Ng> you're a joke
24:00 <milk> I put $20 fuel in my car last week and have driven about 5kms, my dad just flogs it to sniff
24:00 <simba> wow
24:00 <simba> lmao
24:00 <Ana_Ng> that is repeated so often it's hilarious
24:00 <ilmRg1InT> Ana_Ng: so again, you're continuing to atack me rather than stay on argument
24:00 <Ana_Ng> what is the argument
24:00 <simba> classic american
24:00 <ilmRg1InT> you're truly illustrating what a 'dumbshit' i am
24:00 <TheRiddler> this 1 on now is ok
24:00 <TheRiddler> but not hot
24:00 <TheRiddler> the 1 before was ugly
24:00 <TheRiddler> and the guy was better looking
24:00 <TheRiddler> but also a drug user
24:00 <speedmonkey> im watching nakid and afraid
24:00 <TheRiddler> so probably was impaired
25:00 <Ana_Ng> 1. you google answers and post them
25:00 <Ana_Ng> which makes you an idiot and an asshole
25:00 <ilmRg1InT> Ana_Ng: so how did you get your answers?
25:00 <Ana_Ng> 2. you can't spell "out" while trying to tear down the UN
25:00 <Ana_Ng>  ilmRg1InT: UN is pulling figures otu of their ass
25:00 <xm> munt gear = argument
25:00 <xm> i win!
25:00 <speedmonkey> they havent eaten for 17 days
26:00 <ilmRg1InT> oh dear, attacking my grammar and spelling.
26:00 <simba> you cant have emotional women as quizmasters its been said before
26:00 <ilmRg1InT> i feel so wounded.
26:00 <simba> you need robots
26:00 <Ana_Ng> http://www.census.gov/population/international/data/idb/region.php
26:00 <TheRon> camera and crew, i think they've eaten
26:00 <Picard> afternoon
26:00 <TheRon> arvo
26:00 <Picard> how are u?
26:00 <TheRon> beers
26:00 <TheRon> you?
26:00 <Picard> ok
27:00 <TheRiddler> next question pls
27:00 <TheRiddler> ignore ilmRg1InT
27:00 <milk> US is no longer a white country
27:00 <ilmRg1InT> milk: been that way a while
27:00 <TheRon> no matthew
27:00 <Picard> suicide?
27:00 <TheRiddler> stfu picard
27:00 <TheRon> possibly
27:00 <Picard> TheRiddler its time to get a job lad
27:00 <TheRon> getting excited by the tigers??
28:00 <Ana_Ng> thank gawd
28:00 <Ana_Ng> white people are boring as shit
28:00 <ilmRg1InT> huh, they made their guesses in 1998, that's even funnier.
28:00 <milk> only a matter of time before brown america invades germany
28:00 <Ana_Ng> let me guess
28:00 <Picard> spending all day on irc isnt good
28:00 <TheRiddler> I have a job
28:00 <TheRiddler> next
28:00 <Picard> nuh TheRon
28:00 <Picard> sure u do
28:00 <TheRon> 7 in a row or something
28:00 <Picard> submitting a job seeker diary and a dole form isnt a job
28:00 <TheRon> on the cusp of the 8
28:00 <TheRiddler> why are you on irc instead of working the streets
28:00 <TheRiddler> I dont submit a jobseeker diary
28:00 <Picard> TheRon i think we will beat the saints, then its season over
28:00 <Picard> unless the swans rest a few and we fluke a win 
28:00 <TheRon> sydney?
29:00 <Ana_Ng> ilmRg1InT is unemployed and it's "the man's fault"
29:00 <ilmRg1InT> more personal attacks?
29:00 <simba> christ
29:00 <simba> so immature
29:00 <ilmRg1InT> it's hilarious that you're incapable of leaving it alone :)
29:00 <xm> #trivia has changed back to #melbourne
29:00 <xm> about time
29:00 <xm> thank you
29:00 <Ana_Ng> it's just a guess
29:00 <TheRon> Ana_Ng: what do you call canadians, i mean we call new zealanders sheep rooters, anything like that for them??
29:00 <milk> bear bangers
29:00 <exem> TheRiddler just submits assignments. and then the agents get back to him and tell him the target has been eliminated
29:00 <Picard> can imagine us beating sydney
29:00 <TheRon> no not really
29:00 <TheRiddler> lol
29:00 <Picard> TheRiddler is a worthless loser
29:00 <TheRon> boobs now!
29:00 <Skirmish> No, you are.
29:00 <Picard> he is a great reason people should be forced to work for the dole
30:00 <xm> stupeh
30:00 <Ana_Ng> they are wannabe americans
30:00 <TheRon> a bit slow aye
30:00 <Ana_Ng> but mostly just really polite
30:00 <simba> why would anyone want to be american
30:00 <milk> to get food stamps
30:00 <xm> you must have seen all those polite memes too
30:00 <lifestolen> why would anyone want to be an australian
30:00 <TheRiddler> atleast I'm not a obese 1 like you
30:00 <Picard> at least i have a future :)
30:00 <Picard> collecting welfare isnt a career TheRiddler
30:00 <TheRiddler> a very short future
30:00 <TheRiddler> I work lol
30:00 <exem> for the dolls. to buy more!!!! :D
31:00 <milk> centrelink
31:00 <Ana_Ng> it is easier to be a feckless country that depends on others 
31:00 <ilmRg1InT> interesting, others have made other guesses of the 2050 populations
31:00 <simba> its infinitely better
31:00 <ilmRg1InT> dont agree with UNs estimates
31:00 <Ana_Ng> What did Kramer drop into a person?
31:00 <lifestolen> centrelink is just a way to give people reason not to work
31:00 <xm> the nigger bomb
31:00 <TheRon> a junior mint, they're very refreshing
31:00 <TheRiddler> I'm also a student
31:00 <Picard> i know its what your family have done for a couple of generations, its not the norm lad, get out of the cycle prove your doubters wrong and find a job
31:00 <exem> working would suck while studying. i need all the sleep i could get after class
31:00 <exem> so i just ended up skippong classes
31:00 <Picard> lol
31:00 <exem> like typing
31:00 <TheRiddler> I'm not sure to get more hours
32:00 <Ana_Ng> theron winz
32:00 <milk> the government wont let me work
32:00 <Ana_Ng> ilmRg1InT losez
32:00 <milk> they steal all my writing and dont pay,I'd have to mug people to survive otherwise
32:00 <Ana_Ng> What did Elaine want to bring to a dinner party?
32:00 <TheRon> a guest?
32:00 <ilmRg1InT> it's funny cos he thinks i care
32:00 <Ana_Ng> what food
32:00 <TheRon> boobs are more important
32:00 <exem> how many work hours at the moment TheRiddler ?
32:00 <exem> or typically
32:00 <TheRiddler> I only had a half day today
32:00 <exem> during holidays you work as much as you can right
33:00 <TheRon> marble rye?
33:00 <Ana_Ng> bzzz
33:00 <Ana_Ng> t
33:00 <Ana_Ng> chocolate babka
33:00 <Cannoli> seinfeld
33:00 <Ana_Ng> What caused Elaine to interrupt a piano recital?
33:00 <TheRon> i remembered the black and white cookie
33:00 <TheRon> pez
33:00 <Ana_Ng> theron winz
33:00 <simba> i had a black and white cookie in NYC it was so good
33:00 <simba> and a snapple
33:00 <Fez> Lol
33:00 <TheRiddler> typically it's 8hrs a week
33:00 <TheRiddler> yeah
33:00 <TheRiddler> I work 20+ in holidays
33:00 <Picard> lol 8 hours 
33:00 <Picard> lmfao
33:00 <TheRiddler> depending on the holiday
33:00 <exem> i heard about those filos down south there at the abattoir. they would work in the abattoir and then go back to the mines and repeat
33:00 <exem> but they dont have to study
34:00 <simba> i had teh whole seinfeld xperience
34:00 <Cannoli> pez dispensere
34:00 <Fez> Seinfeild quiz
34:00 <Ana_Ng> What is George's ATM password?
34:00 <Fez> What a loser
34:00 <Fez> Bosco
34:00 <Ana_Ng> fez winz
34:00 <Fez> Now shut up
34:00 <Ana_Ng> What did George eat out of the trash?
34:00 <Fez> It was boscoe
34:00 <ilmRg1InT> Fez: do you still demand peoples postcode?
34:00 <Fez> You isiot ana
34:00 <exem> it's not worth it though
34:00 <Picard> gotta love the asian work ethic
34:00 <TheRiddler> picard you're an idiot
34:00 <exem> they'll break down eventually
34:00 <exem> but im not sure if anyone intends to do crazy hours for life
34:00 <exem> dont know how that'd work with family if you have a few kids
34:00 <TheRiddler> wtf is with this  ice challenge
34:00 <TheRiddler> oh is it a charity thing?
34:00 <Picard> i know a slum lord here who rents out a house to ten gooks, he charges them $130 each a week
35:00 <TheRon> half eaten donut?
35:00 <Fez> Idiot
35:00 <TheRon> or cream cake
35:00 <FredFlinstone> she on her meds?
35:00 <Cannoli> isiot lol
35:00 <Ana_Ng> control your rage typing and spell better
35:00 <TheRon> it was the one where the house caught fire and george ran
35:00 <Fez> Rage
35:00 <Ana_Ng> my new book
35:00 <Fez> Yup
35:00 <Ana_Ng> bzzzt
35:00 <Ana_Ng> eclair
35:00 <TheRon> i said cream cake
35:00 <exem> fire challenge. ice challenge. now there needs to be an earth or wind one
35:00 <TheRiddler> $130 each/
35:00 <Picard> wikid money for a shit house
35:00 <TheRiddler> it's $250 min in perth
35:00 <exem> eat dirt!!!
35:00 <Picard> well im not in perth
35:00 <exem> stick your head out of s apeeding car and see how long you can last in the wind
35:00 <ATS63> my bro in law lived in one of them places.... $100 I think it was... 6 people in on it, and the person who leased the property for $300
36:00 <Ana_Ng> is that what you people call it
36:00 <Fez> Whats the name of the restuarant in seinfeild?
36:00 <Cannoli> monks
36:00 <TheRon> i couldn't remember it was an eclair
36:00 <Mew> holy cannoli
36:00 <simba> heres a proper 1, what does george try to order from the soup nazi
36:00 <ATS63> 6 idiots and one cunt
36:00 <Student> 7 some
36:00 <TheRiddler> I pay $350
36:00 <TheRiddler> speaking of
37:00 <Cannoli> crab bisque
37:00 <simba> u r a seinfeld pro Cannoli
37:00 <TheRon> a bisque
37:00 <Cannoli> yeah i know it all
37:00 <Ana_Ng> turkey chili
37:00 <Fez> Heres one.. why does ana ask quiz questions ?
37:00 <simba> to fill teh void
37:00 <TheRon> how was george let go from the yankees??
37:00 <TheRiddler> I have to do that now
37:00 <Picard> sure u do
38:00 <Fez> What is seinfeilds name
38:00 <TheRon> jerry
38:00 <Ana_Ng> jerome
38:00 <exem> you better. or they will hold your pokemon ransom
38:00 <Picard> lol
38:00 <TheRiddler> done
38:00 <TheRiddler> lol
38:00 <exem> the beauty of online
39:00 <Mew> jeremiah
39:00 <TheRon> was a bullfrong
39:00 <Fez> What was elaines first word in episode 43?
39:00 <simba> mr. pitt
39:00 <TheRiddler> yep
39:00 <TheRon> i'm an architect
39:00 <FredFlinstone> i am a farkatect
39:00 <TheRiddler> do you do housing or comercial?
39:00 <TheRiddler> or civil
39:00 <exem> im an architect on TV
40:00 <Fez> No
40:00 <Fez> Thats 2 words
40:00 <simba> cum
40:00 <TheRon> who's chicken's sign was putting the red light into kramer's apartment?
40:00 <Fez> Yup
40:00 <simba> kenny rodgers
40:00 <simba> llool
40:00 <TheRon> yep!
40:00 <lifestolen> found a half smoked joint outside
40:00 <exem> it was fashionable during the 60s yo
40:00 <TheRon> have you seen seinfeld?
40:00 <TheRiddler> man being a civil architech in a small city
40:00 <ATS63> No, never. What is seinfeld?
40:00 <TheRiddler> -h +t
40:00 <TheRiddler> err
40:00 <TheRiddler> small town even
40:00 <TheRiddler> would suck
41:00 <Fez> When jerry reraced his buddy how fast did he run?
41:00 <TheRiddler> most of your plans will get scrapped 
41:00 <ATS63> Negative
41:00 <ATS63> Most of your job is declaring why your opinion matters to cover your ass legally
41:00 <TheRiddler> unless the town is making lots of money
42:00 <Fez> Why didjerry and elaine break up
42:00 <TheRon> who was the actress whose boobs were "real and spectacular"
42:00 <simba> meditate in a chamber of bass
42:00 <Fez> Dunno ron
42:00 <TheRon> shadowgate these people aren't very funny
42:00 <ATS63> A title and a degree isn't sufficient
42:00 <TheRiddler> umm
42:00 <exem> Seinfeld is a comic strip about a ginger cat into lasagne but its owner cant understand it
42:00 <TheRiddler> I dont think civil architects are contract based
42:00 <exem> sein n (plural seinen, diminutive seintje n)
42:00 <exem> signal
43:00 <TheRon> i've gone blank
43:00 <TheRon> desperate housewives, lois and clark.....
43:00 <ilmRg1InT> .. her name rhymes with a part of the female anatomy .. 
43:00 <Cannoli> teri hatcher
43:00 <TheRon> thats the one
43:00 <ATS63> And then you get the exciting "big jobs" like designing a waste management facility
43:00 <ATS63> Every 30-40 years
43:00 <TheRon> autocad can be a pain
43:00 <exem> i did drafting for a while
43:00 <exem> it's quite fun
43:00 <TheRiddler> autocad is a pain
43:00 <ATS63> Yea autocad is neat. I loves it
44:00 <TheRon> mulva?
44:00 <ilmRg1InT> needs more junior mints
44:00 <tooheys> i had to use autocad at tafe, absolutely HATED every second of it
44:00 <tooheys> most user-unfriendly piece of shit ive ever seen
44:00 <exem> it's better than microstation, which is big here with the mining companies
44:00 <exem> tooheys: which course?
44:00 <TheRon> especially the 3d
44:00 <TheRon> Ana_Ng: handbra?
44:00 <ATS63> We moved from a larger place to a smaller place... drew the rooms and our furniture in autocad so we could play around with where to put things... hah
44:00 <Student> ohhh Ana_Ng is back ;)
45:00 <Fez> Theron. Dick shaped breasts. Yes or no?
45:00 <Fez> Tick 1 box please
45:00 <Lumeah> lol
45:00 <TheRon> the national georaphic look?
45:00 <TheRon> i like it
45:00 <ilmRg1InT> i always preferred dickbutt.
45:00 <ATS63> Probably not the best way to do it, but it worked
45:00 <exem> microstation is just very good with handling extremely large schematics, which autocad is not so good for
45:00 <Ana_Ng> cantilever bra
45:00 <TheRon> can i help?
45:00 <Student> what Ana_Ng? you have problems undressing?
46:00 <Fez> Oh good
46:00 <Ana_Ng> the bra comes off in the elevator home
46:00 <ATS63> Also large schematics? err
46:00 <TheRon> nice to know
46:00 <ATS63> Stadiums are usually designed in autocad...
47:00 <tooheys> ATS63, well thats what autodesk would like you to believe... i somehow doubt it
47:00 <ATS63> The beijing olympics... autocad.
47:00 <ATS63> Brazil world cup... autocad.
47:00 <TheRon> i like designing mosques, they look like giant breasts
47:00 <tooheys> shame theyre full of terrorists & pedophiles...
47:00 <exem> you can. but that is the reason why i was told microstation is more popular here
47:00 <exem> for mining 
48:00 <TheRon> the beatles - the ballad of john and yoko
48:00 <Fez> The ballad of alaska and ana
48:00 <exem> i said wa though
48:00 <Student> Ana_Ng i thought you said good night
48:00 <exem> i dont believe it's that popular over east
48:00 <Ana_Ng> good night reprise
48:00 <TheRiddler> and neither have breasts
48:00 <ATS63> tooheys: so to conclude, autocad is only used to design large things in countries rife with terrorists and pedophiles?
48:00 <TheRon> should i stay or should i go?
49:00 <TheRon> does Ana_Ng spend all day in bed too??
49:00 <lifestolen> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bHh_-PFkBcQ
49:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Man Gets Robbed During Live Broadcast! ( Feb 20, 2013) 2:11 - Category: Entertainment - 86,065 - 317 likes (90.3%), 34 dislikes (9.7%)
49:00 <Fez> I reckon ana is putting on an act
49:00 <Student> wb Bastardly_One
49:00 <Bastardly_One> thanks
49:00 <exem> ATS63: have you tried using AutoLISP?
49:00 <tooheys> ATS63, i never said that, im well aware that autocad is considered to be the industry standard... i just find it hard to believe something as large and as complex as a stadium could be designed in it
49:00 <Student> how is your flu Bastardly_One?
50:00 <Ana_Ng> sometimes!
50:00 <Ana_Ng> how long have you known me, fez
50:00 <Fez> Dont you know?
50:00 <Bastardly_One> I had the flu?
50:00 <TheRon> i had a cat that died from the lu
50:00 <TheRon> it flu under a figging truck
50:00 <exem> ATS63 meant the world cup as in the small cup itself. like half a hollowed out egg like shape, some splines, ellipses etc
50:00 <Student> you mentioned that 3 days back 
51:00 <LoZart> do you put on make up before you go on IRC. even though no one can see you. do any of you girls? just to 'get into character'
51:00 <Ana_Ng> 3 minutes?
51:00 <TheRon> name all the songs off abbey road
51:00 <Ana_Ng> get back
51:00 <lifestolen> this is not fucking quiz
51:00 <Fez> Theron. No :)
51:00 <Ana_Ng> come together
51:00 <lifestolen> stop the quiz
51:00 <Bastardly_One> are you sure that was me?
51:00 <ATS63> tooheys: it is networkable... so multiple persons can work on the same design simultaneously
52:00 <Ana_Ng> carry that weight
52:00 <Fez> Help
52:00 <Ana_Ng> her majesty
52:00 <ilmRg1InT> i need somebody. helllp
52:00 <TheRon> no to carry tha5t weight
52:00 <TheRon> 2
52:00 <Fez> Ana sux
52:00 <Ana_Ng> ya, i can't think of the name
52:00 <TheRon> all that i'm hearing from you is white noise
52:00 <Student> 100% positive and you were in a middle of conversation with skirimish 
52:00 <Bastardly_One> doubt that very much
52:00 <Bastardly_One> being in conversation with him
52:00 <Student> ha ha 
53:00 <LoZart> pz, i just rang insurance. they want me to take photos of the fallen chair. i told them i had already put it back straight so the guy paused for 5 seconds and told me to put it back on the ground and take photos from various angles and wait for an accessor to come around
53:00 <Ana_Ng> maxwell's silver hammer
53:00 <TheRon> 3
53:00 <Fez> Little rudderball?
53:00 <TheRon> something
53:00 <TheRon> whats james taylor doing singing about prostitutes to the children, get out of here james taylor!!
53:00 <exem> Revit is getting popular too
54:00 <TheRon> oh darling
54:00 <Fez> Hey maurice
54:00 <Fez> I mean jude
54:00 <Maurice> Howdy
54:00 <TheRon> Ana_Ng:  think of a ringo song
54:00 <ilmRg1InT> ringo made songs? o.O
54:00 <Ana_Ng> octopuses' garden
54:00 <TheRon> yes
54:00 <exem> time to give around the world another spin
54:00 <exem> back in orbit
54:00 <tooheys> good mod isnt it exem
55:00 <TheRon> 4
55:00 <ilmRg1InT> i thought he played the drums (badly) during live performances (where paul would fix them on the albums)
55:00 <Ana_Ng> ya i would need hints for the rest
55:00 <TheRon> a geroeg song
55:00 <TheRon> george
55:00 <exem> yeap
55:00 <tooheys> the ravebusters did some REALLY good stuff
55:00 <tooheys> especially considering the primitive equipment they had to work with
55:00 <exem> suddenly im sitting with proper posture
55:00 <Skirmish> Student: B1 is old and makes up a lot of shit to be in with the hip crowd.  You cannot expect him to remember it all. 
55:00 <doctor> angs
55:00 <tooheys> cheap 8 bit sampler, amiga 500 with 1mb ram and probably no hard drive
55:00 <exem> was it only 1MB? i think my 386 had 4MB
55:00 <exem> well that 1MB makes it quite impressive
56:00 <TheRon> here comes the sun
56:00 <Ana_Ng> ah nice
56:00 <TheRon> the rest you won't get
56:00 <Ana_Ng> well
56:00 <Ana_Ng> i used to know them all
56:00 <Ana_Ng> listened thousands of times
56:00 <TheRon> my brother would
56:00 <Fez> How old u ana?
56:00 <TheRon> i love oh darling
56:00 <exem> there was something wrong with my sb clone card
56:00 <TheRon> oh i've seen fire and i've rain, i've seen sunny days i thought would never end.....
56:00 <exem> it wasnt a proper one
56:00 <exem> and i think it caused a few crashes
56:00 <exem> when i tried playing MODs in MOD4WIN
56:00 <Picard> Bastardly_One is a fuck head
57:00 <Ana_Ng> me and my monkey
57:00 <Ana_Ng> 45
57:00 <Fez> No really
57:00 <Ana_Ng> everybody's got something hide except me and my monkey
57:00 <Ana_Ng> but that might be white album
57:00 <TheRon> i was gonna do oh darling at kareoke one time, but i was drunk and easily dissuaded
57:00 <xm> got any recordings?
57:00 <exem> 'no sampler rippers!!!'
57:00 <exem> sample*
57:00 <tooheys> ive never even heard of mod4win back in those days i always used cubic player if i was unfortunate enough to be playing mods on the pc
57:00 <exem> i just ripped them anyway
57:00 <exem> i used that
57:00 <exem> that was the best one for support
57:00 <Skirmish> I think my pad thai was laced with crushed sleeping pills or something.
57:00 <tooheys> they sound horrible with all the resampling the primitive pc sound hardware required
57:00 <tooheys> amiga will play any sample at any samplerate
57:00 <TheRiddler> is there are rise of suppliment stores opening up
57:00 <TheRiddler> or it's just me
58:00 <lifestolen> i might take my little bike for a ride
58:00 <xm> watch out for the puddles
58:00 <lifestolen> oh yeh
58:00 <Student> i do not think he ever claimed that he is not. "[email protected]". Knowing oneself is one of the greatest achievement.
58:00 <Bastardly_One> atari st!
58:00 <TheRon> thats the power of love
58:00 <Skirmish> There are more TheRiddler. 
58:00 <exem> i think cubic did fancy eq graphics too
58:00 <Skirmish> riding on the back of the health craze sweeping the world. 
58:00 <exem> and other graphics
58:00 <Bastardly_One> there's a band that still uses atari st machines
58:00 <TheRiddler> are they all owned by the essendon club? :p
58:00 <Skirmish> They sell lots of stuff that does nothing for the fatty keen to lose weight by any means that does not involve physical activity.
58:00 <tooheys> Bastardly_One, theres a lot of bands that use old computers/consoles
59:00 <Ana_Ng> polythene pam
59:00 <Ana_Ng> mean mr mustard
59:00 <Ana_Ng> something
59:00 <TheRon> rita meter maid
59:00 <Ana_Ng> because
59:00 <Ana_Ng> I want you
59:00 <TheRon> drugs!!!
59:00 <tooheys> particularly in the hardcore scene... hearing a c64 is nes is quite common
59:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah, I'm thinking of one specific
59:00 <tooheys> or
59:00 <Bastardly_One> snap
59:00 <Skirmish> "oh look these pills burn fat! I'll take 5 packs."
59:00 <Bastardly_One> noise and hardcore
59:00 <Serenity> you know what burns fat
59:00 <Serenity> not eating like a walrus
00:00 <TheRon> distance thing might be difficu;t\
00:00 <TheRon> difficult
00:00 <Ana_Ng> carry that weight is on there
00:00 <ilmRg1InT> stupid sun. always makin' a mess.
00:00 <TheRon> the white albumn
00:00 <ilmRg1InT> i havent heard mean mr.mustard in years :/
00:00 <Ana_Ng> with a little help from my friends
00:00 <Pyro-> white power
00:00 <Skirmish> lol Serenity
00:00 <Bastardly_One> oh
00:00 <ilmRg1InT> i'll SID your music in a minute.
00:00 <tooheys> so does getting off your ass.. most females arent capable of doing that though
00:00 <Bastardly_One> I wanted to ask you something Serenity
00:00 <Skirmish> for backup?
00:00 <Bastardly_One> I was watching a doco on 'dox
00:00 <Bastardly_One> no way he lives in that house 
00:00 <Bastardly_One> right?
00:00 <Serenity> what the fuck is a dox
00:00 <TheRon> a diack and a box?
00:00 <Skirmish> You're not using the lingo correctly B1. 
01:00 <TheRon> hot shower
01:00 <Fez> High tower
01:00 <Pyro-> yep
01:00 <Ana_Ng> she came in through the bathroom window
01:00 <Fez> And bashed you?
01:00 <TheRon> khe sanh?
01:00 <Bastardly_One> boondox ... I added an apostrophe
01:00 <Bastardly_One> My keyboard is being gay so less typing the better
01:00 <Serenity> i have absolutely no idea. i dont like boondox that much and i dont know anything about him
01:00 <tooheys> ilmRg1InT, DMP?
01:00 <TheRiddler> off your arse and on your back
01:00 <ilmRg1InT> Bastardly_One: turn it around and give it from behind
01:00 <Bastardly_One> he comes from a real family of serial killers
01:00 <Skirmish> But Serenity ... he watched that doco so he could have something in common with you!  
02:00 <ilmRg1InT> huh. the dude who played high tower died.
02:00 <TheRon> damn
02:00 <Student> your keyboard has its own mind, nice keyboard you got there ;)
02:00 <TheRiddler> what is boondox?
02:00 <Bastardly_One> and lives in a ran down old decript shack
02:00 <Serenity> a rapper
02:00 <Bastardly_One> that is one room supposedly
02:00 <TheRon> brent harvey verdict
02:00 <TheRiddler> what's the verdict?
02:00 <tooheys> dunno how people listen to crap and r&b... slow, boring, absolutely talentless crap
02:00 <ilmRg1InT> i built a parallel port DAC, but i also had one of the original SB8s (ISA) .. interesting times.
02:00 <Bastardly_One> his old man's side is full of legit killers
03:00 <ilmRg1InT> "He died from acute drug intoxication and heart disease"
03:00 <simba> kahn and neek
03:00 <ilmRg1InT> always jealous of people with a GUS
03:00 <Bastardly_One> and his uncle tried to drown him
03:00 <exem> brb - downloading Filth spoilers
03:00 <Serenity> because music is subjective and its not up to you to decide what someone else thinks is good
03:00 <Bastardly_One> supposedly
03:00 <Serenity> thats how
03:00 <tooheys> ilmRg1InT, i had a GUS and an SB16 
03:00 <exem> how much ws the GUS?
03:00 <ilmRg1InT> tooheys: i got an SB16 later, but my XT only had 8bit so yeah :P
03:00 <tooheys> Serenity, rap is not music
03:00 <exem> GUS was the 'best' for PC wasnt it
03:00 <Serenity> to you it isnt
03:00 <ilmRg1InT> exem: yes and no, the support was mixed.
03:00 <tooheys> exem, absolutely
03:00 <Serenity> its not up to you to decide that for everyone else on the earth
03:00 <TheRon> harvey is guilty on both counts
03:00 <exem> it supported FT II
04:00 <TheRon> alaska, imagine fresh tuna would be pretty cheap
04:00 <TheRon> and awesomew
04:00 <Fez> Whos dtf?
04:00 <lifestolen> fish and chups
04:00 <exem> that was all i cared for at the time
04:00 <tooheys> gus supported soundblaster, roland mt-32, roland lapc-i
04:00 <tooheys> it could do everything, with absolutely no cpu overhead
04:00 <exem> or FT II supported it
04:00 <ilmRg1InT> originally, most stuff only supported ADLIB, then a mix of GUS/SB support started appearing slowly.  GUS tended to be very much supported by the modifier/hacker scene
04:00 <exem> asperger's unite
05:00 <Fez> DTF DTF
05:00 <TheRon> i imagine americans only new zealand from flight of the conchords
05:00 <lifestolen> WHO?
05:00 <tooheys> Serenity, did you know its been proven that people who listen to rap or r&b have low intelligence?
05:00 <exem> LOL
05:00 <ilmRg1InT> was pretty crzy times when screamtracker/initia tracker, etc came out after the original 4 track stuff
05:00 <Bastardly_One> lol @ that
05:00 <Serenity> im sure it has.
05:00 <exem> tooheys: my first homepage, which was also for Dune, was also an anti-rap page
05:00 <ShadowLurker> ROFL
06:00 <TheRon> KLF?
06:00 <Lumeah> Ana_Ng is
06:00 <ilmRg1InT> TheRon: i thought they figured it was full of gollums and hobbits from LOTR
06:00 <Fez> I knew klf
06:00 <TheRon> nah it was brett and jermaine
06:00 <ilmRg1InT> they're gonna rock you
06:00 <Bastardly_One> I know for a fact my iq isn't too low. I like some rap because I like the stories 
06:00 <Bastardly_One> so Shadow did you see my question?
06:00 <Serenity> I have no interest in arguing about music
06:00 <Student> man you make your own stories ;)
06:00 <Bastardly_One> I am just convinced his mum and dad are making it up
06:00 <Serenity> as i said its not up to someone to decide what is or isnt music to other peopl
06:00 <Serenity> e
06:00 <TheRon> RHCP - dani california
06:00 <doctor> I know if I take one of those IQ tests I'd just feel like an idiot afterwards
06:00 <tooheys> laugh as much as you want but studies have been done on it
07:00 <Fez> Hi bee woman
07:00 <bee_girl> hey fez
07:00 <Fez> Sup?
07:00 <bee_girl> the bottom of my cider
07:00 <doctor> so I've never taken one
07:00 <Bastardly_One> ilmRg1InT, why not get a complete modded C64?
07:00 <Serenity> online IQ tests arent real
07:00 <exem> you'd do well on verbal and reasoning/logic
07:00 <ilmRg1InT> Bastardly_One: dont see much point
07:00 <ShadowLurker> show us these study reports
07:00 <Bastardly_One> I've one of those in the shed somewhere
07:00 <ShadowLurker> show us the evidence
07:00 <ATS63> Serenity: but the online IQ test said it was real
07:00 <ilmRg1InT> Bastardly_One: feel free to rip the SID out and sell it to me :)
07:00 <ATS63> It said I'm a genious
07:00 <Picard> Melbounre is the worlds most livable city
07:00 <TheRon> it is
07:00 <Bastardly_One> how much?
07:00 <Picard> yes
08:00 <Fez> Yay
08:00 <TheRon> breasts?
08:00 <Fez> No
08:00 <TheRon> damn
08:00 <Fez> Breasts!!
08:00 <ilmRg1InT> i have nfi
08:00 <Bastardly_One> I've a modded one and another untouched
08:00 <ilmRg1InT> you modded the sid chip?
08:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh
08:00 <Bastardly_One> I mean the complete machine
08:00 <ilmRg1InT> yeah, dont care about the whole machine
08:00 <Bastardly_One> well, get one off ebay
09:00 <Lumeah> hi bee_girl
09:00 <TheRon> well said!
09:00 <ilmRg1InT> needs more underboob.
09:00 <Fez> Ta
09:00 <Lumeah> Penis!
09:00 <bee_girl> evening Lumeah 
09:00 <bee_girl> Pills!!
09:00 <Fez> Lumeah. U got tits?
09:00 <TheRon> breast is best
09:00 <Lumeah> viagra?
09:00 <bee_girl> too true TheRon
09:00 <milk> barbiturates are made from apple cider and urea
09:00 <milk> check the wikipedia page
09:00 <Bastardly_One> am sure there are plenty
09:00 <ilmRg1InT> probly what i'll do
09:00 <ilmRg1InT> they're just pricy.
09:00 <Bastardly_One> so would of mine been 
09:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
09:00 <ilmRg1InT> people wanting $30-40 for a MOS6581? .. meh
09:00 <ShadowLurker> why not just get an PFGA board from xilinx and build a C64
10:00 <TheRon> ever braised a pork belly in apple cider??
10:00 <TheRon> it's the best jerry
10:00 <TheRon> the best
10:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah but retro is money these days
10:00 <tooheys> why not just get a REAL c64...
10:00 <ShadowLurker> FPGA*
10:00 <Bastardly_One> you can have the real C64 unmodded one
10:00 <ilmRg1InT> i dont want a c64, personally.
10:00 <ilmRg1InT> i just want the sid chip
10:00 <Bastardly_One> for ... make me an offer for the full thing
10:00 <TheRon> brent harvey looking like 3 weeks, but more to come
10:00 <ShadowLurker> ive got a bunch of em
10:00 <Bastardly_One> charge real price
10:00 <Bastardly_One> I was gonna
11:00 <TheRon> george harrison - my sweet lord
11:00 <Ana_Ng> What is the name of Sean Lennon's band?
11:00 <TheRon> buggered if i know
11:00 <tooheys> ilmRg1InT, actually looks fine with a scanline generator
11:00 <ilmRg1InT> they really dont
11:00 <tooheys> they do.
11:00 <ilmRg1InT> ahuh.
12:00 <Ana_Ng> Cibo Matto
12:00 <Fez>  The Seatles
12:00 <TheRon> sean lennon is a beuatiful boy
12:00 <Fez> Lennons band
12:00 <Student> saber tooth tiger
12:00 <simba> The Sean Lennon Band
12:00 <tooheys> you dont even have one... ive been using them since the 80s, on crt's, projectors, lcd's, plasmas... i think i know what i'm talking about...
12:00 <ilmRg1InT> i dont even have one. right.
12:00 <ilmRg1InT> i wouldnt *want* one
12:00 <ilmRg1InT> i had one in the day.
12:00 <ilmRg1InT> i'm leaving that in the past, where it belongs.
12:00 <tooheys> dont butcher one for its sid then fuckwit
12:00 <ilmRg1InT> it's never as good second time around
12:00 <ilmRg1InT> .. wut?
12:00 <Serenity> tooheys you cant seem to grasp that you cant tell someone else what they like. It's not up to you
12:00 <ilmRg1InT> you buy the SIDs .. online .. there's no 'butchering' 
12:00 <TheRon> but when quinn the eskimo gets here everybody's gonna jump for joy
12:00 <ilmRg1InT> the fuck you on about faggot
13:00 <TheRon> the plastic ono band?
13:00 <Student> the ghost of saber tooth tiger
13:00 <TheRon> seans band, yoko still playing tamberine?
13:00 <tooheys> Serenity, no i cant tell peopel what they like... i can tell them theyre an idiot for liking it though :)
13:00 <Serenity> well you can but you look like a complete moron
13:00 <Bastardly_One> 3 of the most intelligent people in the channel listen to moronic stuff
13:00 <tooheys> i look like the moron? im not the one who listens to rap
13:00 <Bastardly_One> what's your point?
14:00 <GOON> TheRon is a problem gambler
14:00 <TheRon> more problem drinker
14:00 <Ana_Ng> yoko is not in his band
14:00 <GOON> gambler
14:00 <GOON> Ana_Ng
14:00 <GOON> what up Sarah Palin
14:00 <GOON> lol
14:00 <Student> ha ha
14:00 <Ana_Ng> never speak that name
14:00 <Bastardly_One> yes, I'm one 
14:00 <Bastardly_One> what's your point?
14:00 <TheRon> i'm one
14:00 <Serenity> it wouldnt matter what i listen to
14:00 <Serenity> its really not up to you to tell me what i an an cannot enjoy
15:00 <lifestolen> pics
16:00 <simba> https://soundcloud.com/agonuma/thats-what-i-was-talking-about
16:00 <TheRon> port adelaide team song?
16:00 <simba> bass warning for women and small children
16:00 <Ana_Ng> http://i.imgur.com/5MPguDT.jpg
17:00 <TheRon> sharknadoo is that as shit as i think it is?
17:00 <milk> Sarah Palin is gonna get rid of all the immigrants
18:00 <Student> emilio 35
18:00 <TheRon> all those people sneaking across the border
18:00 <TheRon> risking being shot?
18:00 <Ana_Ng> http://i.imgur.com/FWJ9wAi.gif
19:00 <TheRon> Ana_Ng: thats just creepy
19:00 <Ana_Ng> http://i.imgur.com/lVyKdw8.jpg
19:00 <lifestolen> thats awsome
19:00 <simba> ye ssire
19:00 <lifestolen> are they dead now ?
19:00 <TheRon> completely wholesome
20:00 <milk> how laps were sat on?
20:00 <Ana_Ng> http://i.imgur.com/2GTjlO8.jpg
20:00 <milk> many*
20:00 <TheRon> any rogue priests in alaska?
20:00 <Ana_Ng> ya
20:00 <simba> Ana_Ng's strike celebration
20:00 <simba> lol
20:00 <Ana_Ng> not Ana Ng
21:00 <Ana_Ng> that's Anna Nicole Smith
21:00 <milk> I thought she was dead
21:00 <simba> wasnt she killed off?
21:00 <ATS63> Jameson yum
21:00 <Ana_Ng> http://i.imgur.com/JaCmNvI.jpg
21:00 <milk> thats a man baby
21:00 <Ana_Ng> http://i.imgur.com/BKzYnN6.jpg
22:00 <Q{> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OJgfcOd1R7E
22:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Finding Partners (Apr 9, 2009) 49:18 - Category: Shows - 135,166 - 425 likes (94.9%), 23 dislikes (5.1%)
22:00 <Q{> 16:35 is good
22:00 <Ana_Ng> http://i.imgur.com/dERO7O7.jpg\
23:00 <Fez> That u ana?
23:00 <Ana_Ng> http://i.imgur.com/pBVBnxt.jpg
24:00 <Ana_Ng> ya me, a long time ago
24:00 <Fez> Uhuh
25:00 <Fez> Ure a car?
25:00 <Fez> Lol
25:00 <Ana_Ng> hee vroom vroom
26:00 <Ana_Ng> http://i.imgur.com/2xKz3a5.jpg
26:00 <Lumeah> rof.. lol
26:00 <Lumeah> who dat
26:00 <Q{> Ana_Ng, new gf?
27:00 <Ana_Ng> hot guy in my bed
27:00 <Lumeah> not bad
27:00 <Lumeah> does he know you have is sleeping picture all ovr austnet?
27:00 <Ana_Ng> http://i.imgur.com/bhbKYWP.jpg
28:00 <Q{> lol
28:00 <Q{> stop making Lumeah jelly Ana_Ng 
28:00 <Serenity> .
28:00 <TheRiddler> shane crawford is on wb kids
28:00 <TheRiddler> lol
28:00 <TheRon> the call me dr worm, i'm not a real doctor but i am a real worm
29:00 <Bastardly_One> ..
29:00 <Ana_Ng> http://i.imgur.com/gSQcs.jpg
29:00 <TheRon> http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l5ohhngrCQ1qzozj1.jpg
29:00 <TheRiddler> is that yours Ana_Ng?
29:00 <Fez> Lol ana
29:00 <TheRon> Ana_Ng: it does the job?
29:00 <Serenity> they call me dr worm. good morning how are you? im dr worm
30:00 <Serenity> im interested in things
30:00 <Serenity> im not a realll doctor but i ammm a reall wormm i am an actual wormm
30:00 <Ana_Ng> best boyfriend. EVER.
30:00 <TheRiddler> do you squirt?
30:00 <TheRiddler> :p
30:00 <Ana_Ng> affirmative
30:00 <TheRiddler> lol nice
30:00 <Bastardly_One> apparently these clowns are doing something disgusting to a ghoul
31:00 <TheRon> i like to play the drums, i think i'm getting better on the drums but can handle criticism
31:00 <Bastardly_One> called Debbie
31:00 <Serenity> im going to vom
31:00 <TheRiddler> debbie does the circus
31:00 <TheRon> debbie does anchorage
31:00 <Ana_Ng> http://i.imgur.com/eTqjX.png
31:00 <TheRon> wouldn't take too long
31:00 <Bastardly_One> debbie does the circus
31:00 <Bastardly_One> Serenity knows what I'm on about
32:00 <Bastardly_One> that's apt though
32:00 <TheRon> how about liverpools scare
32:00 <Bastardly_One> Go Danny!
32:00 <Bastardly_One> we played crap and got lucky
32:00 <Bastardly_One> that's my boy though
33:00 <Bastardly_One> you're making it hard to sing  this song to myself
33:00 <TheRon> you'll never walk alone?
33:00 <Ana_Ng> http://i.imgur.com/StamnTq.jpg
34:00 <Lumeah> meah i liked the bf pics
34:00 <Lumeah> more
34:00 <Bastardly_One> so I did what any real pervert would do I pulled my dick out until I cummed and tagged it off to you
34:00 <Bastardly_One> ok next song
34:00 <TheRon> gotye - somebody that i used to know
34:00 <Bastardly_One> I was singing that to My chelsea friend this morning TheRon
35:00 <Bastardly_One> he's looking forward to their Tues
35:00 <TheRon> nice
35:00 <Bastardly_One> he hates Me when Liverpool win
35:00 <TheRon> when's victory in ballarat?
35:00 <Bastardly_One> win anything
35:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
35:00 <Bastardly_One> ummmmmmmmmmmm they might do a practice game but that starts in Nov
36:00 <TheRon> i don't get the ffa cup
36:00 <Bastardly_One> I don't think anyone that doesn't get soccer does
36:00 <TheRon> i thought first round was second tier teams against a league teams
37:00 <Bastardly_One> they're trying to sophisticate something
37:00 <Bastardly_One> that can't be in this country yet
37:00 <Bastardly_One> not big enough 
38:00 <Bastardly_One> and the a league teams don't seem to care
38:00 <TheRon> some kind of deal with new zealnd and indonesia?
38:00 <Bastardly_One> from all reports the melb city game here was SHIT
38:00 <Bastardly_One> I think so man 
38:00 <Bastardly_One> to be honest I should know more
39:00 <TheRon> not the best teams and neither team cared
39:00 <Bastardly_One> oh, you went 
39:00 <Bastardly_One> must of been you who told me 
39:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
39:00 <TheRon> no, i saw th elineups
39:00 <Bastardly_One> what is life costs money to live for
39:00 <Bastardly_One> the price of life!
40:00 <TheRon> oooooh you're making me live......
40:00 <Q{> about $500k - $1m to raise a kid
40:00 <Bastardly_One> that's what this song is about 
41:00 <Bastardly_One> sort of 
41:00 <tooheys> yeah maybe if everything you buy them is made out of gold
42:00 <TheRon> tuna bake for tea
42:00 <simba> earth a run red
42:00 <lifestolen> feed the cat
42:00 <Bastardly_One> if I'm in a coma can I get a refund? no! still I get hoed and shunned
42:00 <TheRon> jess the cat?
43:00 <Bastardly_One> I got so stoned before I fell asleep at the keyboard
43:00 <Bastardly_One> *thumbs up*
43:00 <TheRon> time well spent
44:00 <Bastardly_One> I thought so
44:00 <TheRon> Bastardly_One: you can probably stop watching footy till the finals now
44:00 <Q{> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0YhOBw_lk18
44:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: David Attenborough Observes Fangirls | Episode 1 | #FangirlPlanet ( Aug 11, 2014) 2:05 - Category: Entertainment - 1,004,633 - 8,917 likes (96.3%), 343 dislikes (3.7%)
44:00 <TheRon> not much is gonna change'
44:00 <Bastardly_One> I reckon 
44:00 <Bastardly_One> oh well 
44:00 <TheRon> if you get bored, geelong v hawthorn 
44:00 <Bastardly_One> didn't look like it was gonna be a good year after the first couple of rounds
45:00 <TheRiddler> theme ingredient is corn
45:00 <simba> corn with attitude?
45:00 <TheRiddler> yes
46:00 <simba> corn gone wrong
46:00 <simba> cornstep
47:00 <Bastardly_One> did you know
47:00 <Bastardly_One> the bangles were once a good band?
47:00 <TheRiddler> this is making me hungry
47:00 <lifestolen> Q{, that vid fucking sucked
48:00 <Bastardly_One> check this out
48:00 <Bastardly_One> Dr Spock is in it 
48:00 <Bastardly_One> I loved this song
48:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=75ZllpkbX7Y
48:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: ★ Going Down To Liverpool ★ The Bangles ★ (Jan 10, 2010) - Category: Music - -
48:00 <TheRon> new order - bizarre love triangle
48:00 <TheRon> how good is this song
48:00 <Q{> suck in what way lifestolen 
49:00 <lifestolen> it was too short man
49:00 <lifestolen> went nowhere
49:00 <lifestolen> anyway i gotta go out
49:00 <TheRon> goon still sooking over the spurs winning??
49:00 <Q{> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rq8u0tnyDGI
49:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Beatles - I Saw Her Standing There [2009 Stereo Remastered HD] ( Oct 25, 2013) 2:52 - Category: Music - 27,148 - 108 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
51:00 <Bastardly_One> oh
51:00 <Bastardly_One> there used to be a great show on 3BBB called Bizarre Love Triangle
51:00 <TheRon> my god
52:00 <TheRon> you listened to that
52:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
52:00 <Bastardly_One> why?
52:00 <Bastardly_One> go on ... elaborate
53:00 <TheRon> i just don't listen to community radio
53:00 <Bastardly_One> there is none IMO since that died
53:00 <TheRon> did you ever listen to make mine cajun?
53:00 <Bastardly_One> Voice FM is cringe worthy
54:00 <Bastardly_One> yah
54:00 <TheRon> just ballarat radio in general
54:00 <Bastardly_One> think of when that time was? When we had a huge alt scene
54:00 <Bastardly_One> that was meant to be a full stop not a question mark
54:00 <Bastardly_One> we all mass migrated to melb
54:00 <Bastardly_One> at the exact same time
55:00 <TheRon> mavis'
56:00 <TheRon> mavis's are the only band i know of to come from ballarat
56:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GFhgEFoNtDs
56:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: THE DEAD SALESMEN DUO - Anchor and Hope on UBlive (Aug 24, 2008) 3:02 - Category: Music - 2,793 - 11 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
56:00 <Bastardly_One> Deadsalesmen
56:00 <Bastardly_One> Boxing Tostados
56:00 <TheRon> oh them, werent exactly mainstream
56:00 <Bastardly_One> the Fat Thing
57:00 <Bastardly_One> Immaculata
57:00 <TheRon> commercial success
57:00 <Bastardly_One> that singer
57:00 <Bastardly_One> Hap is a teacher now
57:00 <Bastardly_One> and does stand up comedy
57:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah the mavis' are the only ones with commerical success
57:00 <Bastardly_One> then bec moved to LA
58:00 <Bastardly_One> and they broke up
58:00 <TheRon> faker from bendigo
59:00 <TheRon> magic dirt from geelong
59:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=loBuCJo677E
59:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Mavis's - Thunder ( live on Recovery) (Nov 10, 2010) 4:23 - Category: Music - 1,315 - 11 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
59:00 <Bastardly_One> I went out with bec for a while
59:00 <TheRon> you've said
59:00 <Bastardly_One> magic dirt had another name
59:00 <Bastardly_One> and I can't remember 
59:00 <Bastardly_One> we called them nirvana in pyjamas
00:00 <Bastardly_One> and adilita was about 10 with glasses
00:00 <TheRon> this is great other ppl have no idea what we're on about
00:00 <Bastardly_One> I like this version of Thunder
00:00 <Bastardly_One> and Matt her brother I miss actually 
01:00 <Bastardly_One> most outrageous queer I've ever had parties with ever
01:00 <TheRon> imagine the office parties at 21 arms now
01:00 <Bastardly_One> next to another Ballarat dude called Garth Horsefield
01:00 <Bastardly_One> Goth guy
01:00 <Bastardly_One> used to busk the cello down the mall recently
02:00 <Bastardly_One> lol yeah re: 21 Arms
02:00 <TheRon> is karova the only place bands bother with now?
02:00 <Bastardly_One> ye
02:00 <TheRon> fucking ballarat
02:00 <Bastardly_One> how cool is this accoustic version of See Saw?
02:00 <Bastardly_One> I love this song 
02:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-v8EnflRCOs
03:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Mavis's - See Saw ( live on Recovery ) (Nov 10, 2010) 3:30 - Category: Music - 1,104 - 11 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
03:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck those two had the best voices together
03:00 <Bastardly_One> I used to actually like going to their parents house for sing alongs
03:00 <Bastardly_One> out at Cardigan Village
03:00 <Bastardly_One> can thank the drummer Andrea for all that I can 
04:00 <Bastardly_One> I was in her class at high school for like 4yrs
04:00 <Bastardly_One> until we out group got seperated at yr 11 for supposedly being arses
04:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
04:00 <Bastardly_One> *our
05:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=srjbfOwd1Jk
05:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Something For Kate - Monsters (Nov 20, 2006) 3:37 - Category: Music - 298,082 - 946 likes (97.4%), 25 dislikes (2.6%)
05:00 <Bastardly_One> Paul Dempsey is a gentleman
05:00 <Bastardly_One> best housemate I've ever had
05:00 <Bastardly_One> not my favourite but best
06:00 <Student> :)
06:00 <TheRon> anyone you haven't housed at one time or another
06:00 <Bastardly_One> thingo is from Moler
06:00 <Bastardly_One> whatsherface
06:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Olg_ZbclCS0
06:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Something for Kate - Déjà vu (Feb 14, 2007) - Category: Music - 140,619 - 370 likes (97.6%), 9 dislikes (2.4%)
06:00 <Bastardly_One> that's my favourite
07:00 <TheRon> love that song
07:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm an old cunt
07:00 <Bastardly_One> the indie scene in Melb was incestious
07:00 <Bastardly_One> dunno if it still is 
08:00 <Bastardly_One> I love that this song is actually about deja vu
08:00 <TheRon> that blonde chick is hot
08:00 <Bastardly_One> like it's a history lesson
08:00 <Bastardly_One> yea well her and paul never seem like breaking up
08:00 <TheRon> damn
08:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
08:00 <TheRon> sh can do better
09:00 <Bastardly_One> I think you'd find it hard to find someone that interesting yet boring
10:00 <Bastardly_One> tell you a great song but the singer is  a fuckwit who still owes me money to this day
10:00 <TheRon> i love hallways
10:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ni4DHoNmnsI
11:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: You Am I - Purple-Sneakers (Sep 29, 2010) 3:39 - Category: Music - 41,240 - 165 likes (99.4%), 1 dislikes (0.6%)
11:00 <TheRon> tim rogers is a legend
11:00 <Bastardly_One> tim owes me
11:00 <Bastardly_One> like $50, a slab
11:00 <Bastardly_One> and a pack of cigs
11:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
11:00 <Bastardly_One> true story
11:00 <TheRon> he's a good bloke, i'm sure if you mentioned it
12:00 <Bastardly_One> he remembered when I saw him last strangely
12:00 <Bastardly_One> exact words
12:00 <Bastardly_One> "mate, how come you've never mentioned it for like years?"
12:00 <TheRon> fair point
12:00 <Bastardly_One> because you're a cunt that gets out of everything you owe usually?
12:00 <Bastardly_One> "true that! want a drink?
12:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
13:00 <TheRon> tim seems likes the kind of bloke that cover the drinks for a night
13:00 <Bastardly_One> I just liked the honesty and that's why 
13:00 <Bastardly_One> he comes across as a twat when drunk
13:00 <Bastardly_One> he gets a bit conceited
13:00 <TheRon> don't we all
13:00 <Bastardly_One> but yeah he'll come around and watch the footy with some beers
14:00 <TheRon> see, top bloke
14:00 <Bastardly_One> grand final parties used to be at his house
14:00 <Bastardly_One> they were always fun
14:00 <TheRon> the footy was incidental?
14:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh, he loves it 
14:00 <TheRon> but you dont
15:00 <Bastardly_One> Oh, before I got bitter and twisted
15:00 <Bastardly_One> I'd go to anyone's house
15:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
15:00 <Bastardly_One> for any old reason long as there was music
15:00 <Bastardly_One> and some form of drug
15:00 <Bastardly_One> true story
16:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck he annoys me when he does that
16:00 <Student> oh fuck 
18:00 <Lish> I'm nervous to watch this catfish show
21:00 <Serenity> every fkn time i see his ident i think it says illuminati
22:00 <xm> Lish, when they do an Australian edition let's fabricate a story we are lovers just for a free trip and fame. ill claim to be 7ft Tyrone and a washed up NBA star. but at the door ill be like chucky with a Wildcat's uniform
22:00 <Lish> Yes pleaseeeeeeee
22:00 <Lish> I feel bad for the people that get conned
23:00 <xm> im up to ep 4 or something. gets good
23:00 <Lish> They are so in love and think it's so real
23:00 <Lish> Poor little poppets
23:00 <Lish> I'm only on episode one
23:00 <Lish> Hahahaha
23:00 <xm> how many mins in?
23:00 <xm> suddenly in the end she gets that rush of insight
24:00 <Bastardly_One> Serenity same 
24:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck he's an uptight guy by the way
24:00 <Bastardly_One> Matrix that is 
26:00 <Lish> 12 mins in
26:00 <Lish> The end of my fire poker fell into the fire 
26:00 <Lish> This is bad news
26:00 <xm> so you're probably up to the bit where she's going window shopping for bridal costumes
27:00 <xm> is that something you can only get with the furnace
27:00 <Lish> Not yet
27:00 <xm> that particular one
27:00 <Lish> The guy is calling him
27:00 <Lish> It sounds like a kid
27:00 <xm> more than that
27:00 <xm> "So dumb"
27:00 <Lish> Hahahah 
27:00 <Lish> I feel so bad for the girl for being so stupid
28:00 <xm> have you heard the car story bit?
28:00 <xm> regarding the sisters
28:00 <Lish> Yes
28:00 <Lish> Omg 
29:00 <xm> more red flags than a mao parade
30:00 <Lish> The girl is so sweet though
30:00 <xm> there's one ep that was going so boring for about 5 minutes btu then suddenly turned into the best one i had seen out of that 4
31:00 <Lish> Hahah awesome
31:00 <xm> wait until you see her sister
31:00 <xm> and how they sat together on the couch
32:00 <xm> if they had telekinetic powers there'd be cat claw marks appearing all over. like demonic
32:00 <GOON> xm stinks worse than my farts
32:00 <Lish> lol
33:00 <Lish> I might cry for her
34:00 <xm> that ep was tame
34:00 <Bastardly_One> check this out
34:00 <Bastardly_One> it's not a link
34:00 <Bastardly_One> I am gonna cut and paste two posts
34:00 <Bastardly_One> I thought it was something off the news at first
35:00 <Bastardly_One> one post sorry
35:00 <Bastardly_One> so some kid decided to hog tie his grandmother up
35:00 <Bastardly_One> pull her pants down and leave her like that while he stole her credit cards and money and ran out of her house screaming she needs help while stealing her car and taking off
35:00 <Bastardly_One> luckily my friends are good samaritans and ran in and helped her and called the police... her own fucking GRANDSON
35:00 <Bastardly_One> like
35:00 <Bastardly_One> wow
35:00 <Bastardly_One> this world is fucked up
39:00 <Lish> Omg she's going to his house
39:00 <Lish> I can't breathe 
39:00 <xm> cant wait for you to see him
39:00 <xm> all clearnly shaved
40:00 <Lish> And she put on so much fake tan
40:00 <Bastardly_One> wtf are you watching?
40:00 <Lish> He's not answering the door
41:00 <Lish> Catfish
41:00 <Bastardly_One> and how fucked is that what I posted?
41:00 <xm> he does later. he's just shaving for her
41:00 <Bastardly_One> oh catfish
41:00 <Student> it was really fucked
41:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm scared of that shit 
41:00 <doctor> yeah it's fucked but common place
41:00 <Bastardly_One> because I hang on an American chat site
41:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
41:00 <Lish> It's a girl??????? 
41:00 <xm> it's not like he's a girl that will take 2 hours
41:00 <Lish> I'm so confused
41:00 <fawks> lol
41:00 <xm> you saw him?
41:00 <Lish> What the fuccccckkkkkkk
41:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah but it never happens down the road really does it doctor?
41:00 <fawks> The first season is nothing dude
42:00 <Bastardly_One> even to a person you know
42:00 <xm> looks kinda girly only becuse he was shaving while she was knocking
42:00 <fawks> Wait til you see all seasons you'll die
42:00 <Lish> I want to cry 
42:00 <Lish> Poor girl
42:00 <Bastardly_One> oh they're on the first season?
42:00 <doctor> nah, just on the news which im pretty much indifferent towards
42:00 <Bastardly_One> fawks and I have seen them all
42:00 <xm> Lish, would you rather watch this or NBA?
42:00 <doctor> could be made up for all i know
42:00 <Bastardly_One> I love the rapper dude
42:00 <Lish> xm: NBA
42:00 <Bastardly_One> and the male model
42:00 <fawks> Don't spoil shit
42:00 <fawks> For her
42:00 <fawks> Pamda
42:00 <Bastardly_One> who turns out to be a 
42:00 <fawks> Panda*
42:00 <Bastardly_One> oh
42:00 <Bastardly_One> but that one
42:00 <fawks> Jesus
42:00 <Bastardly_One> how cool is that?
42:00 <xm> OK. i'll ask you after this season over
42:00 <Lish> Yah dontttttttt
42:00 <xm> again
42:00 <Bastardly_One> I never did you stopped me
42:00 <fawks> Fuck I hate you cunts and your spoilers
43:00 <fawks> Die already 
43:00 <Bastardly_One> you stopped me luckily
43:00 <fawks> Yeah luckily I'm not an idiot 
43:00 <Bastardly_One> good point
43:00 <Bastardly_One> shut up
43:00 <Lish> She talked to him on the phone before 
43:00 <Bastardly_One> I figure everyone has actually seen those by now
43:00 <xm> i was doing the opposite. i wanted her to think it was going to be what she was expecting
43:00 <Lish> But it was a girl
43:00 <Bastardly_One> My bad
43:00 <fawks> We literally JUST said she's at season 1
43:00 <fawks> How could you assume she's seen them all
44:00 <Lish> I'm only on the first episode 
44:00 <GOON> im on the second
44:00 <xm> b1 you MUST put a memory loss spell on Lish now
44:00 <fawks> lmao
44:00 <xm> castit now
44:00 <Lish> I didn't really pay attention
44:00 <xm> ill get the eye of newt for you
44:00 <Lish> So it's ok
44:00 <fawks> Good
45:00 <xm> alternatively Lish can go get smashed with alcohol
45:00 <GOON> alternatively xm can eat my shit
45:00 <xm> just keep drinking until you remember just enough that you wanted to forget something b1 said
45:00 <xm> which is everything :D
45:00 <Lish> It's ok, I'll pass
45:00 <fawks> lmao
45:00 <GOON> xm stop trying to befriend Lish you worthless gook parasite
45:00 <fawks> Fuck up goon you cunt
45:00 <Bastardly_One> she never saw it ffs
45:00 <GOON> always manipulating people
45:00 <Lish> Xm is my friend
45:00 <Lish> We are beasties 
45:00 <GOON> no
46:00 <Lish> Besties
46:00 <Bastardly_One> hush, or she might scroll
46:00 <Lish> Too
46:00 <GOON> he'hahahahhaha
46:00 <fawks> Beastie boys
46:00 <GOON> xm is a manipulative asian whore
46:00 <Lish> Skip?
46:00 <GOON> no
46:00 <xm> of course
46:00 <xm> who else is obsessed with me
46:00 <fawks> XM shits on your entire existence 
46:00 <GOON> lol
46:00 <Lish> Love you davie
46:00 <GOON> no thanks
46:00 <Lish> You want it
46:00 <GOON> no i dont
47:00 <Lish> Haha 
47:00 <fawks> Yeah he prefers cock 
47:00 <Lish> Sorry you want xm
48:00 <xm> but skips is right. im cleverly manipulating Lish to stop watching NBA
48:00 <Bastardly_One> GOON is a scorned ex client
48:00 <xm> because NBA is ht elink between her and skips
48:00 <GOON> you're a manipulative son of a whore
48:00 <Lish> Hahaha
48:00 <GOON> and you always will be
48:00 <GOON> :)
48:00 <xm> and severing that link means bye bye skips!
48:00 <fawks> yowzer
48:00 <GOON> yeah whatever
49:00 <GOON> asian manipulative whore
49:00 <GOON> fag
49:00 <xm> unless Lish really gets into Lotto tickets
49:00 <GOON> Lotto?
49:00 <xm> and then they can discuss gambling
49:00 <Lish> I will always have a place in my heart for mentalson
49:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... xm is so harmless and a good person 
49:00 <Lish> Even when xm is my best friend 
49:00 <GOON> xm as a manipulative asian whore
49:00 <Serenity> lol what did you do to this guy xm
49:00 <Bastardly_One> someone sounds like they have a crush
49:00 <faux> it must really suck waking u everyday angry at the world
49:00 <faux> up*
49:00 <Serenity> it really must
50:00 <xm> Serenity: he's just playing up. he's not really this bad. Lish knows this too. he just acts like this which is misconstrued by others
50:00 <GOON> lol
50:00 <GOON> xm is just a bad person
50:00 <Lish> He's a good kid
50:00 <xm> in public channels
50:00 <xm> might be drunk again now
50:00 <Serenity> oh right
50:00 <Serenity> who is it
50:00 <xm> mentalson
50:00 <Serenity> ohhh
50:00 <GOON> yeah try and manipulate everyone
50:00 <Serenity> makes sense
50:00 <Lish> Davie, why no pd
50:00 <GOON> :)
50:00 <Serenity> mr mentalson
51:00 <Serenity> you're banned
51:00 <Lish> Pedo is missing you
51:00 <Serenity> how should we do this?
51:00 <Lish> Don't ban the kid
51:00 <Lish> He's harmless
51:00 <GOON> hahhahahahahah
51:00 <xm> thisis one of his good phases too
51:00 <xm> so i suspect this must be the first glass of wine
51:00 <GOON> which one you manipulative asian whore?
51:00 <Serenity> its my duty or something ..
51:00 <Serenity> but seeming there isnt much else going on
52:00 <Serenity> ill let him go for a while
52:00 <GOON> yeah u do that
52:00 <Lish> I'm going to have ice cream
52:00 <Serenity> i want ice cream
53:00 <xm> pour Dr Pepper all over it. call it anti-venom
53:00 <GOON> fuck off asian
53:00 <Lish> I have dr pepper 
53:00 <Lish> Delicious
53:00 <GOON> whore asian tryin to manipulate people
53:00 <Serenity> god i love dr pepper
54:00 <faux> can someone fuck this retard off
54:00 <Lish> Aw
54:00 <xm> GOON this isnt fair. i never raise up the topic of The Protocols of thte Elders of Zion when you're around. please reciprocate the respectz
54:00 <Serenity> lish and xm dont want him banned
54:00 <Lish> We love him
54:00 <Lish> He's our family
54:00 <GOON> i have a family.... hahahha
55:00 <Serenity> you dont look like a glistening junky too do you lish
55:00 <Lish> Haha yeah me and xm
55:00 <GOON> and people should know xm is a manipulative asian whore
55:00 <GOON> sorry xm
55:00 <GOON> sorry for exposing you
55:00 <Lish> Nah mentalson isn't a junky
55:00 <Serenity> he sure looks like one
55:00 <Serenity> pinging out on oxys with that whore vaness lol
55:00 <Student> are you mad because he is asian or because he manipulative? choose your pick 
55:00 <Lish> Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
55:00 <Serenity> choose your pick
55:00 <Serenity> lol
55:00 <GOON> manipulative mainly
55:00 <faux> choose your pick
55:00 <Lish> Vaness
55:00 <Lish> Classic
56:00 <faux> lolweofkeosfklwerolol
56:00 <faux> well well
56:00 <Lish> What happened to Vaness
56:00 <tooheys> xm, http://modarchive.org/index.php?request=view_by_moduleid&query=92182
56:00 <faux> asphyxiation by cock
56:00 <Serenity> hopefully something bad
56:00 <GOON> xm nothin else to say?
56:00 <GOON> hahahahah
56:00 <GOON> what a loser
57:00 <Lish> Not a fan Serenity?
57:00 <Serenity> of vaness?
57:00 <Lish> I didn't really know her
57:00 <faux> is anyone
57:00 <Lish> Yeah
57:00 <Serenity> tbh i dont really know her other than her trolling attempts on here
57:00 <xm> you found it tooheys!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
57:00 <faux> she is what i like to call a cock collector
57:00 <GOON> xm is thinkin of somethin witty to say
57:00 <faux> like vortex cunt
57:00 <xm> thanks
57:00 <GOON> but he cant
57:00 <GOON> his brain is weak
57:00 <Lish> She went nuts at me cause I talk to one of her boyfriends
57:00 <Lish> I think she moved to qld
57:00 <Serenity> shes pretty trashy
57:00 <faux> lol one of her
58:00 <xm> the stereo separation is a bit extreme but isuppose it was always that way
58:00 <Serenity> i saw a pic of her and mentalson together
58:00 <GOON> you asian
58:00 <Serenity> they both looked fucking trashed out
58:00 <GOON> me too
58:00 <Lish> GOON: Did you hook up with Vaness? You do know she's tiggers girlfriend
58:00 <faux> LOL
58:00 <GOON> lollllllllll
58:00 <xm> i used to use MOD4WIN which did this surround thing and also another to compensation for the extreme panning
58:00 <xm> compesnate*
58:00 <GOON> xm knows nothing
59:00 <Serenity> i dont think hes claiming to know anything
59:00 <GOON> you're a manipulative asian whore
59:00 <Serenity> davo
59:00 <Serenity> get a new line
00:00 <faux> lolol.
00:00 <faux> https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpf1/t1.0-9/1969337_645416232162676_637768291_n.jpg
01:00 <Serenity> what happened the last time you met up with vaness GOON?
01:00 <Serenity> didnt she tell you do leave her alone and never speak to her again
01:00 <GOON> if there ever was scum on earth- its name was xm
02:00 <faux> this is rly weird https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=573228342783530
02:00 <xm> tooheys: what do you use to play MODs? im assuming something in MorphOS
02:00 <GOON> fuckin scum
03:00 <Serenity> what did you do to her goon
03:00 <Serenity> aw
03:00 <Lish> I worry about that kid sometimes
04:00 <xm> he's just stressed over work finding
04:00 <Lish> Yeah, I hope he sorts himself out soon
04:00 <xm> and claims some Asian conspiracy for not finding work
04:00 <Lish> I'll try and call him in a couple of days 
04:00 <Serenity> this is one of those moments where i cant work out if you're being sarcastic or youre being serious
04:00 <Lish> Serious
04:00 <Lish> I love that kid
04:00 <Lish> He's a good guy
04:00 <xm> there's a lot about him that others dont know
04:00 <Serenity> :|
05:00 <xm> he's not really like plivent
05:00 <Lish> Mental but a good misguided kid
05:00 <xm> and if he knows you're being nice to him he'll show a different side. then either accuse you of manipulating him or then quits suddenly
05:00 <Lish> Hahahaha
05:00 <Serenity> ill have to take your word for it. i dont believe you lol but ill take your word for it
05:00 <Lish> lol
06:00 <xm> one day he will worship you, the very next blaspheme you
06:00 <Lish> Yeah he's a funny one
06:00 <Serenity> lol i found that pic of him n slutbag
06:00 <Serenity> he looks slow
06:00 <ness> hey mofos
06:00 <Lish> Show me
07:00 <Lish> I've never seen her
07:00 <xm> i thought it was a drug thing. then i saw his dad. so i suppose it's not
11:00 <Doodle> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a4aNzXKxwLM
11:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Con The Fruiterer - A Cuppla Days (1989) (Apr 12, 2011) 3:46 - Category: Music - 37,172 - 79 likes (98.8%), 1 dislikes (1.3%)
14:00 <Lish> Now it's boring without David
14:00 <Serenity> maybe i shouldnt have bought up his incident with vaness
14:00 <Lish> Hahaha
14:00 <Lish> He'll be back to torment us 
15:00 <Lish> I purchased this catfish show xm
15:00 <Lish> Got too lazy to download
16:00 <xm> what like hardcopy
16:00 <xm> because you never pirate anything
16:00 <Lish> iTunes
16:00 <Lish> Apple TV 
17:00 <Lish> Nah because I didn't want to get my laptop
17:00 <Lish> Just one click and I have them on my tv already lol
17:00 <xm> are you going to watch any more eps?
18:00 <Lish> Watching #2 now
20:00 <simba> im talking to xm thru tinder
20:00 <simba> he "liked" me
21:00 <Lish> Hahahah
21:00 <Lish> Not shocked
21:00 <simba> Hahahahaha.
22:00 <Serenity> what is tinder
22:00 <Doodle> its what you use to start a fire
22:00 <simba> its some dating software bs kids use
22:00 <simba> an app
22:00 <Serenity> oh right
23:00 <Serenity> i think im too married for that
23:00 <xm> i think you go through people you know, so kinda useless
23:00 <Lish> Haha yeah that sounds pointless
23:00 <Bastardly_One> still lol @ not shocked
24:00 <Lish> :)
24:00 <Lish> I'm the funny
24:00 <simba> it might be people that people you know know
24:00 <xm> it does that too. because a former workmate is using it on a married woman
25:00 <Serenity> im gonna dl it and look
25:00 <Serenity> see what these young people are up to
25:00 <xm> quite insane really. perth is really small it will catch up to you
25:00 <Serenity> everyone knows everyone
26:00 <xm> especially if you narrow it down to a demographic
26:00 <xm> prety much everywehre ive studied/worked people have been on here
26:00 <Serenity> im from bunbury and even then everyone i know are all tied in together
26:00 <xm> or even here asi was working without me knowing
27:00 <xm> not a surprise really to find out your IT admins go on here
28:00 <Lish> My back hurts 
28:00 <Serenity> my ex is plowing mavs ex
28:00 <Lish> Like if hard
28:00 <Serenity> thats still weird to me
28:00 <Lish> That is weird Serenity 
28:00 <xm> it was pretty much the 'in' thing to use IRC while in the uni labs at one point
29:00 <Serenity> considering we werent ever part of the same social groups and we're all from different places yep its weird
30:00 <xm> mav is separated to me by 1-2 degrees
30:00 <milk> sharing is caring
30:00 <Bastardly_One> oh yay!
30:00 <Serenity> he used to live with riggs.. pz tried to kiss riggs
30:00 <Bastardly_One> new TB d/led quic
30:00 <Bastardly_One> *quick
30:00 <xm> on ya pz
31:00 <Serenity> its a good episode
31:00 <Bastardly_One> My ISP has been fucked all day 
31:00 <milk> was riggs hot?
31:00 <Serenity> if as 170kg man is hot
31:00 <milk> or was pz despo?
31:00 <Serenity> then yes
31:00 <Bastardly_One> like suffering an outage
31:00 <Bastardly_One> so yeah I should of watched it by now Serenity usually
31:00 <milk> hmm
32:00 <Bastardly_One> this last season of SoA
32:00 <Bastardly_One> is going to be so shit 
32:00 <Bastardly_One> but I'll watch it 
32:00 <Bastardly_One> it's been shit since season 2
33:00 <milk> is GoT over forever?
33:00 <Bastardly_One> you know what shits me about TB though?
33:00 <Bastardly_One> not yet
33:00 <Bastardly_One> Sookie's tooth gap
33:00 <Bastardly_One> bugs the fuck out of me
33:00 <milk> gappy?
33:00 <simba> true blood ?
33:00 <Bastardly_One> yah
33:00 <simba> ur such a teen
34:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... ought to see some of the series I watch
34:00 <Bastardly_One> that's nothing
34:00 <milk> is dexter still going?
34:00 <Bastardly_One> but yeah ... Sookie's tooth gap bugs me no end
34:00 <Bastardly_One> yep, on free to air as we speak
34:00 <Bastardly_One> tonight at 9:30
34:00 <Bastardly_One> on 11
35:00 <Bastardly_One> I wanna do his sister
35:00 <Bastardly_One> who was his real life wife
35:00 <milk> kinky
35:00 <Bastardly_One> didn't you know that?
35:00 <Bastardly_One> she was his wife in rl
35:00 <milk> I dont watch much other than abc24
35:00 <Bastardly_One> they divorced a couple/few years ago
36:00 <Picard> tick tock tick tock
36:00 <Serenity> her tooth gap is one of the least annoying things about her
37:00 <Serenity> and shes the most annoying cunt on the show
37:00 <Bastardly_One> everything is
37:00 <Picard> who
37:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah what you said
37:00 <Picard> Bastardly_One u old cunt
37:00 <Bastardly_One> Sookie on True Blood
37:00 <Bastardly_One> hey fatso
37:00 <Serenity> anna paquin
37:00 <Bastardly_One> that
37:00 <Bastardly_One> s her
37:00 <Picard> who u calling fat u old cunt
37:00 <Bastardly_One> fucking wanna rage smash the television sometimes
37:00 <Bastardly_One> but yeah
38:00 <Picard> u do that often?
38:00 <Bastardly_One> you
38:00 <Bastardly_One> nope, some characters bring it out in you though
38:00 <Picard> well i resemble that.
38:00 <Bastardly_One> I value my television even if it is cheap
38:00 <Picard> really?
38:00 <Picard> ive never felt such rage at a tv show
38:00 <xm> Sookie is the name of a vampire? sounds pussy. so you kill them with a pencil stab? maybe a 2H will do
38:00 <Serenity> no
39:00 <Serenity> shes a fairy
39:00 <xm> that makes more sense
39:00 <Bastardly_One> and not able to be killed by fly spray :(
39:00 <Bastardly_One> fairies aren't that annoying
39:00 <Serenity> SOOKEH
39:00 <Zade> she is
39:00 <Bastardly_One> she is though
39:00 <milk> does she get raped?
39:00 <Bastardly_One> snap
40:00 <Serenity> its the actor
40:00 <xm> fairies in vampire shows...
40:00 <Picard> fuck i love coffee
40:00 <Serenity> shes not the right actor for the part
40:00 <xm> it's getting worse and worse
40:00 <Bastardly_One> that's possibly true
40:00 <Picard> fuck me i wish the 1st would hurry up
40:00 <Serenity> fairies vampires werewolves shape shifters
40:00 <xm> although last night i read hte guy behind the Battle of Britain believed in the existence of fairies
40:00 <Bastardly_One> but I can't imagine sookie how I first saw her in the books now
40:00 <Serenity> its not really a vampire show
40:00 <milk> cant say much for the vampires in that show if the fairies arent getting raped at least
40:00 <Bastardly_One> she looks like she does in the show now
40:00 <xm> does she go around lookign for vamps that lose their fangs and put $2 coins under their pillows
41:00 <Bastardly_One> and have you seen the English Almost Human?
41:00 <Bastardly_One> nothing like the American one 
41:00 <xm> How I Met Your Sookie
41:00 <Serenity> ya'll are missing out
41:00 <Serenity> who havent seen it
41:00 <Bastardly_One> both kind of different shows with the same characters
41:00 <Serenity> its pretty much soft core porn
41:00 <Bastardly_One> you are if you like fantasy too
41:00 <xm> i liked Angel. that was the last vampire series i got into
42:00 <Bastardly_One> it's written by a woman who did a series of cheap smut fantasy novels
42:00 <Bastardly_One> but they're alright hey?
42:00 <Bastardly_One> but I reccomend the english version of Almost Human
42:00 <Picard> matthew is angry
42:00 <Bastardly_One> totally different
42:00 <xm> as long as they dont put them in teh same section as GooSeBumPs where kids can easily find them
42:00 <Bastardly_One> and the vampire in the American one is fucked up
43:00 <Picard> ffs im about to smash my wife
43:00 <Bastardly_One> or is it Being Human?
43:00 <Picard> the bitch always has to do washing at night ffs
43:00 <Bastardly_One> the werewolf, the vampire and the ghost
43:00 <Lish> Why Picard 
43:00 <Lish> So? What's the big deal
43:00 <Bastardly_One> oh, that's a mother thing
43:00 <Serenity> why would you do the washing during the day
43:00 <Picard> trying to watch tv and she has the fucking annoying washing machine on
43:00 <Serenity> thats retardeed
43:00 <Bastardly_One> they think of a load at the end of the day too
43:00 <Maurice> Being Human
43:00 <Maurice> That was a good show
43:00 <Lish> Omg your poor life Picard 
44:00 <Lish> It sounds so hard
44:00 <xm> lol
44:00 <Picard> why wouldnt u do it during the day?
44:00 <Serenity> do it at the end of the day when there wont be anymore washing
44:00 <Lish> Someone washing your filthy clothes, and you're whinging like a little bitch
44:00 <Bastardly_One> the English version Maurice or the American?
44:00 <Picard> ffs the suns out, it dries faster
44:00 <Bastardly_One> both different shows I reckon
44:00 <Maurice> English all the way
44:00 <Bastardly_One> I liked both
44:00 <Bastardly_One> totally different versions of the same show though
44:00 <Picard> i washed my own clothes when i had a shower after work
44:00 <Bastardly_One> the English is the best
44:00 <Lish> Picard: You literally sound retarded 
45:00 <Serenity> lol
45:00 <Bastardly_One> I hated the American vampire
45:00 <Bastardly_One> and the werewolf was gay
45:00 <Serenity> fucked if im doing washing during the day so there can be more of it to do by the time everyones in bed
45:00 <Picard> next house i build the laundry will be in the garage
45:00 <Bastardly_One> the ghost was too nice and not fucked up like the english one too
45:00 <Lish> I don't do washing
45:00 <Lish> I just pay others to do it
45:00 <Lish> Agh aha
45:00 <Picard> Serenity why not, then its there for u in the morning
45:00 <Serenity> no thanks
45:00 <Picard> wsh it then hang it on the clothesline
46:00 <Zade> why dont you just hire a house cleaner Picard 
46:00 <Bastardly_One> dickhead, don't you get it?
46:00 <Bastardly_One> during the day shit gets dirty
46:00 <Bastardly_One> duh
46:00 <Bastardly_One> you might do two loads during the day
46:00 <Picard> dirty?
46:00 <Bastardly_One> come night time you need to do another
46:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah you know
46:00 <Bastardly_One> dirt on it 
46:00 <Picard> you are afucking moron
47:00 <Lish> Just pay someone else to do it Picard 
47:00 <Bastardly_One> no, you don't understand what Serenity is saying
47:00 <xm> a woman arguing earlier over geography (ana_ng) now men fighting over chores
47:00 <Bastardly_One> so it's you that is the moron
47:00 <Lish> Hahaha xm
47:00 <Picard> its rather simple, evryone has a shower at night, clothes go in the laundry, you wash them in the morning
47:00 <Lish> What's the world coming to
47:00 <Bastardly_One> I said it's a mother thing running a household
47:00 <Bastardly_One> you fucking idiot
47:00 <Bastardly_One> you'd bitch if stuff wasn't clean tomorrow right?
47:00 <Bastardly_One> well, fuck up
47:00 <Lish> Wash whenever
47:00 <Lish> It doesn't matter
47:00 <Lish> You are legit mental
47:00 <tooheys> exactly picard... people want to relax after a hard day at work they dont want to hear the fucking washing machine or dryer
48:00 <Picard> Bastardly_One this might come as a surprise to a povo cunt like you, i have more then one set of clothes
48:00 <Zade> lol
48:00 <Bastardly_One> what's that to do with the price of anything?
48:00 <Picard> tooheys exactly
48:00 <Bastardly_One> so do I ... several
48:00 <Picard> <Bastardly_One> you'd bitch if stuff wasn't clean tomorrow right?
48:00 <Lish> I wear my jeans all week and never wash them
48:00 <xm> Lish, Indonesian Professional Netball League for Men is better than NBA 
48:00 <Lish> Just do that
49:00 <Serenity> why would you leave wet towels laying around all night
49:00 <druff> Children in the backseat can cause accidents.
49:00 <Serenity> ffs
49:00 <druff> Accidents in the backseat can cause children.
49:00 <Lish> Hahaha xm
49:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah you would bitch
49:00 <Picard> Lish u filthy bitch
49:00 <Lish> I'll punch you in the face 
49:00 <Lish> Hahahahaha 
49:00 <Serenity> lish isnt the only one
49:00 <Picard> i wear clean clothes every day
49:00 <Serenity> i dont know anyone female who washes their jeans after every wear
49:00 <Picard> i use a towel once
49:00 <xm> Lish, tell them about your daily ceiling vacuuming 
50:00 <Serenity> you would be doing your own washing in my house so be thankful you have a wife who will do it
50:00 <Serenity> using a towel once is retarded
50:00 <Lish> I vacuum everyday
50:00 <Lish> Yes using a towel is retarded
50:00 <Picard> i said before i washed my work clothes muyself
50:00 <Picard> myself*
50:00 <Lish> Preserve water Picard 
50:00 <tooheys> yeah... drying yourself with a wet towel makes so much more sense
50:00 <Picard> why the fuck would u use a dirty towel to dry yourself?
50:00 <Lish> No, dry your towel between showers
50:00 <Lish> It's not dirty
50:00 <Serenity> why is it dirty after one use?
51:00 <Lish> You're clean when you get out of the shower
51:00 <Picard> its not soft
51:00 <Serenity> you JUST got out of the shower
51:00 <Serenity> lol
51:00 <Lish> Picard isn't washing himself properly
51:00 <Serenity> dry yourself hang it up.
51:00 <Picard> new towel every shower
51:00 <Lish> I hang mine up and it's dry the next shower
51:00 <Picard> i shower twice a day
51:00 <Serenity> yeah lish most normal people do that
51:00 <Picard> Serenity no one in our house uses a towel twice
52:00 <Serenity> sucks to be you lot then
52:00 <Serenity> extra work for nothing
52:00 <Bastardly_One> there's why she does washing at night
52:00 <Lish> Picard loves to waste water
52:00 <Lish> Your water bill must be huge
52:00 <Bastardly_One> you other cunts
52:00 <Serenity> no shit
52:00 <Serenity> talk about wastage
52:00 <Picard> how hard is it to throw towels in a washing machine?
52:00 <Bastardly_One> then don't bitch how much washing she does
52:00 <Bastardly_One> if you want to go around wasting water and energy
53:00 <Picard> she could do it before i sit down to relax
53:00 <Lish> It's not hard 
53:00 <Lish> But it's wasteful
53:00 <Bastardly_One> because you won't use a towel twice
53:00 <Picard> i like clean soft towels
53:00 <Serenity> its a fucking washing machine
53:00 <Bastardly_One> you could stop fucking whining or conserve usage
53:00 <Picard> whats so wrong about that?
53:00 <Serenity> unless you dont shower properly
53:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah it's a fucking washing machine
53:00 <Serenity> the towel isnt dirty
53:00 <Picard> Bastardly_One just because u only shower weekly
53:00 <Bastardly_One> not the shuttle taking off
53:00 <Lish> Yeah it's not dirty 
53:00 <Serenity> what are you doing fingering your ring with it when youre done
53:00 <Lish> Hahahahaha
53:00 <Picard> lol no
54:00 <[DoC]> LOL
55:00 <Lish> Anyway stop bitching Picard 
55:00 <Lish> Your legit insane
55:00 <Serenity> i can understand not using someone elses towel. but your own? come on
55:00 <Picard> we are up at 6am, she sets the timer so the washing comes on at 6, does a couple of loads before we leave for work
55:00 <LolinFirf> Picard
55:00 <[DoC]> haha Picard only showers one time in a year
55:00 <LolinFirf> I respect you
55:00 <Lish> Yeah like if my husband touches my towel
55:00 <Lish> I go off
55:00 <LolinFirf> Lish you have problems
55:00 <Serenity> i have a giant yellow bath towel
56:00 <Lish> How much is your water bill tigger?
56:00 <Lish> LolinFirf: Whyyyy
56:00 <Serenity> bath sheet**
56:00 <LolinFirf> going off over a towel
56:00 <LolinFirf> wow
56:00 <LolinFirf> I'd tell my partner to get fucked
56:00 <Lish> I go right off
56:00 <Lish> He says it's unstable 
56:00 <Lish> But I have a clean thing
56:00 <LolinFirf> you probably are
56:00 <Lish> So it's understandable
56:00 <LolinFirf> see someone
56:00 <Lish> I vacuum everyday 
56:00 <LolinFirf> yeah you need help
56:00 <Lish> Hahaha
56:00 <Lish> It's ok
56:00 <Serenity> one should always vacuum every day
56:00 <Serenity> sometimes i vacuum twice a day
56:00 <angryravi> Who smuggled inthat black cat during the game at the adelaide oval yesterday?  that was not a fucking joke u asshole
56:00 <Serenity> but we have dark carpet
57:00 <Picard> vacuuming is a must every day
57:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh
57:00 <Lish> Yay clean people
57:00 <Lish> Like me
57:00 <Bastardly_One> depends how much carpet you have
57:00 <Bastardly_One> I've fuck all
57:00 <Serenity> no depends
57:00 <Picard> i vacuum tiles
57:00 <Bastardly_One> mostly wood floors
57:00 <xm> we are bonding through a shared interest: vacuuming habits
57:00 <Serenity> your floors should be swept/vacuumed every day
57:00 <Bastardly_One> I sweep
57:00 <xm> meetup.com/melbvacuumlove
58:00 <Picard> lol xm
58:00 <Serenity> i vacuume my floorboards
58:00 <xm> suckit
58:00 <Serenity> -e
58:00 <xm> *unf*
58:00 <Bastardly_One> that's something to do while I pace too
58:00 <Bastardly_One> I vac once a week
58:00 <Picard> u pig
58:00 <Bastardly_One> if I had more carpet ... twice/three times I'dsay
58:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh I sweep dickhead
58:00 <angryravi> stfu about vaccuuming, tehres more important things happening in the world 
58:00 <Bastardly_One> I just said that
58:00 <Serenity> im really uncomfortable atm because my lounge room is full of baby furniture and its cluttering the place up
59:00 <angryravi> no one gives a fuck
59:00 <angryravi> stfu
59:00 <Serenity> fuck off then
59:00 <angryravi> u wanker
59:00 <Serenity> go troll some news comments site
59:00 <[DoC]> LOL
59:00 <angryravi> go get fucked by your vacuum
59:00 <Lish> Do you have a baby Serenity ??
59:00 <Picard> i hate a dirty house
59:00 <Bastardly_One> and I actually like sweeping and vaccing
59:00 <Serenity> i do not but my baby niece was here on the weekend
59:00 <angryravi> and?
59:00 <Bastardly_One> strangely enough
59:00 <Lish> Oh cute
59:00 <Picard> Lish no, she ate it
59:00 <[DoC]> Picard where do you live?
59:00 <Serenity> i have some stuff here for her
00:00 <Picard> wonthaggi
00:00 <Lish> Nice
00:00 <angryravi> Riddler u cock sucking mother fucking worthless piece of shit
00:00 <TheRiddler> lol
00:00 <Bastardly_One> Oh Serenity I have a question
00:00 <[DoC]> LOL
00:00 <TheRiddler> still angry over that ban I see
00:00 <[DoC]> angryravi is so much angry
00:00 <Bastardly_One> you have family in Bunbury yeah?
00:00 <Serenity> he mad
00:00 <Bastardly_One> they alright after today?
00:00 <Serenity> im from bunbury.
00:00 <Serenity> yes they are fine?
00:00 <Bastardly_One> see the tornado thing?
01:00 <TheRiddler> I banned him say hey's boring
01:00 <Zade> so Picard whats it like in Wonthaggi?
01:00 <Serenity> it happens every year
01:00 <Bastardly_One> they had a tornado down there 
01:00 <Serenity> a few times tbh
01:00 <xm> tornados are TwistEd
01:00 <Bastardly_One> like up north?
01:00 <Serenity> its like their 3rd in about 8 weeks
01:00 <Picard> Zade its awesome, we have a huge big useless desal plant
01:00 <Bastardly_One> that all?
01:00 <angryravi> boring?  your the boring fuck who sits idle in here every day u fuckwit
01:00 <Picard> brb i need to pee
01:00 <Bastardly_One> like up north does?
01:00 <Serenity> no
01:00 <TheRiddler> perth rarely gets them
01:00 <Bastardly_One> if that's the case then meh 
01:00 <[DoC]> fuck off Picard
01:00 <Serenity> up north gets cyclones
01:00 <Zade> at least you will be alright in the drought
01:00 <Bastardly_One> ah and down south gets tornados?
01:00 <xm> serenity said smething about tornado alley a while ago
01:00 <xm> news to me
01:00 <Bastardly_One> I get it 
02:00 <Bastardly_One> well there ya go 
02:00 <Bastardly_One> there is a difference between the both
02:00 <Serenity> oh damn it xm i was gonna take a pic of the tornado statues for you while i was there
02:00 <Bastardly_One> news over here made it sound like it was epic
02:00 <Serenity> theyre so pretty at night
02:00 <angryravi> what the fuck,  subject jumps from vaccuming to tornados,  fucking useless 
02:00 <Bastardly_One> not the stuff WA country people deal with all the time
02:00 <angryravi> talk abot something worthwhile u fucking scums
02:00 <angryravi> scums of the earth
02:00 <xm> we can talk about your source of anger if you wish
03:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
03:00 <Bastardly_One> I was about to say ok then 
03:00 <xm> we just removed that source of anger: himself
03:00 <TheRiddler> lol
03:00 <Kynetic> hey
03:00 <Bastardly_One> let's talk about your ban
03:00 <Kynetic> thats insulting to vapid jars of donkey cum
03:00 <Bastardly_One> ruined it!
03:00 <Serenity> lol
03:00 <TheRiddler> I set him off
03:00 <Bastardly_One> evenin' Kynetic
03:00 <Serenity> between mandurah and busselton gets tornados every year.. australias version of tornados mind you
03:00 <TheRiddler> mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
03:00 <Serenity> not like america
03:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah right
03:00 <TheRiddler> kari byron being painted in silver
04:00 <[DoC]> LOL @ kick 
04:00 <[DoC]> good reason Serenity lol
04:00 <TheRiddler> alluminium actually
04:00 <Zade> i suspect he dont like the bulldogs TheRiddler
04:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I now the different but I was unaware the south got them
04:00 <Bastardly_One> I thought it was cyclones up north
04:00 <xm> so when there's a tornado warning down there people look for a sheet of metal on the floor from a shed that was never finished, and hide underneath it
04:00 <xm> safe
04:00 <Bastardly_One> so no real drama as the news made it out to be 
04:00 <faux> <Bastardly_One> I was about to say ok then 
04:00 <faux> lol
04:00 <TheRiddler> tin girl kari
04:00 <Bastardly_One> well, you learn something new then
05:00 <Bastardly_One> faux, out of context if you read my next line ... nice try :)
05:00 <Kynetic> sup
05:00 <Bastardly_One> well, who says you can't teach an old bastard anything
05:00 <Bastardly_One> I just learnt something new
05:00 <xm> like FL Studio
05:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
05:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck I love that torture
05:00 <Bastardly_One> dunno why
05:00 <xm> you only pay for it once
06:00 <Bastardly_One> you pay for it?
06:00 <xm> so it's incentive to keep mastering it
06:00 <Bastardly_One> paying for it is news to me
06:00 <xm> i dont use it no. but i'd have no problems paying for it
06:00 <Bastardly_One> even since FL 2
06:00 <Bastardly_One> I use do ... I like pain
06:00 <xm> i did pirate the early ones though
06:00 <xm> but i didnt use it for long. wrote a few songs and that was it
07:00 <Bastardly_One> I keep telling my housemate to get cubase for his mastering
07:00 <Bastardly_One> won't listen to me for shit 
07:00 <Bastardly_One> he does straight rock stuff
07:00 <xm> just for mastering?
07:00 <xm> i thought most rockers use ProTools
07:00 <Bastardly_One> he's only laying down bass and drums
07:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah but trust me
07:00 <xm> i worked with a guy from here who did all my mastering in Pro Tools
07:00 <Bastardly_One> he's not as goo as he thinks
07:00 <Bastardly_One> it'd be safer to give him something easy
07:00 <Bastardly_One> *good
08:00 <Bastardly_One> yet masters better than FL Studio
08:00 <Bastardly_One> he saw me using it one day and liked it 
08:00 <xm> my copy of PT was a bit retarded. it was one of those scaled down versions that come with M-AUDIO products
08:00 <xm> but it didnt matter. i  wanted Reason then
08:00 <xm> plus PT is shit for MIDI
08:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I know the version ... kind of like a compact version
08:00 <Bastardly_One> yep!
08:00 <TheRiddler> kari has small tits
09:00 <Bastardly_One> and he midi's his guitar and bass
09:00 <Bastardly_One> I so wanna do his bass lines
09:00 <Bastardly_One> even on his crap torch
09:00 <xm> can he play? 
09:00 <Bastardly_One> but he won't let me 
09:00 <xm> so he records the percussion?
09:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah the bass better than the 6 string IMO
09:00 <Bastardly_One> yep
09:00 <Bastardly_One> he thinks he's a 6 stringer
09:00 <xm> percussion would be harder to record though if you do it properly
10:00 <xm> like 8+ mics was it
10:00 <Bastardly_One> but he's a rhytmn guitarist
10:00 <xm> ok
10:00 <Bastardly_One> hence better at bass IMO
10:00 <Bastardly_One> says me that hasn't finished one project in years
10:00 <Bastardly_One> I am like a Rolling Stone journo
10:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
10:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah man I can play
10:00 <xm> do you live in one of those places where the rooms are small
10:00 <Bastardly_One> and bag your shit out 
10:00 <Bastardly_One> I have an office and my bedroom
11:00 <Bastardly_One> he has the lounge
11:00 <Bastardly_One> all good by me
11:00 <xm> ah wait so the house is just you two?
11:00 <Bastardly_One> I turn shit up and can't hear a thing
11:00 <Bastardly_One> yep
11:00 <xm> so enough room for banging around then
11:00 <Bastardly_One> and he's 52 soon
11:00 <xm> you need to catch up to that
11:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I keep telling him if he wants to get as serious as he seems to pretend
11:00 <xm> he's beating you
12:00 <Bastardly_One> to get some shit like at least a studio speaker or two
12:00 <Bastardly_One> he's not beating me ... no race ... I write more than I make anything
12:00 <Bastardly_One> I've ten years of unfinished shit
13:00 <xm> i was referring to the 52 
13:00 <Bastardly_One> oh
13:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah
14:00 <xm> i dont know your music state. you've never said anything more than you dont want to release it until it's done
14:00 <Loof> why must macs be so hard to install an os
14:00 <xm> you could be music catfishing me! for all i know it could be a 3 second drum loop midi
14:00 <Loof> might have to end up buying the dvd
14:00 <xm> os x was already on this
15:00 <xm> are you making a hackintosh?
15:00 <Loof> no
15:00 <Loof> imac
15:00 <Bastardly_One> he gets all the winner tech eh?
15:00 <Picard> back
15:00 <Loof> the iso i got was about 400mb too big for a dvd
15:00 <Loof> so it isn't working
15:00 <Loof> tried making a bootable usb
15:00 <Bastardly_One> I swear, get the kid some better stuff 
15:00 <simba> ahh yea smoke cum every day
16:00 <Loof> downloading a smaller iso now
16:00 <Picard> Loof u didnt suicide
16:00 <milk> dual layer dvd
16:00 <Bastardly_One> must suck to have such a selfish dad
17:00 <xm> would you try to master on FL?
17:00 <xm> B1
17:00 <Bastardly_One> in what context?
18:00 <Bastardly_One> only electronic
18:00 <xm> your own projects
18:00 <xm> try again for stebie
18:00 <xm> would you try to master on FL?
18:00 <milk> have you guys ever used rosegarden?
18:00 <Bastardly_One> what? only electronic projects
18:00 <simba> Bastardly_One releases brostep under the alias "electro_gramps"
18:00 <Bastardly_One> or I don't get the question
19:00 <xm> ive heard of it
19:00 <xm> milk
19:00 <Bastardly_One> never used it at all milk
19:00 <Bastardly_One> I use FL Studio, bit of Cubase and sometimes Reason for no reason
19:00 <milk> http://www.rosegardenmusic.com/
20:00 <xm> reason is pretty good for multi-monitors. im not sure what your setup is
20:00 <Bastardly_One> I could have a whole soundcloud up there for all you know
20:00 <Bastardly_One> but I don't
20:00 <Bastardly_One> Me personally until I get far enough in front to waste money on more 
20:00 <Bastardly_One> is just a good set of headphone
20:00 <Bastardly_One> I took the approach of someone I dig
20:00 <xm> 1 screen?
21:00 <xm> some people just want 1 screen. no matter their budget
21:00 <Bastardly_One> if it can sound good on a shit sound system it'll sound good on anything
21:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah just one screen
21:00 <Timmo> When I first started using irc everyone was a hacker, then everyone had awesome jobs that paid millions, now everyone is a music producer that makes no money. 
22:00 <xm> the GUI is vector based now isnt it for FL. so if you get a top end screen it'll redraw it all nicely
22:00 <Bastardly_One> rosegarden looks nice btw
22:00 <simba> im a hacker
22:00 <xm> there is a WhirlPool meme that the average income there is $150k
22:00 <Bastardly_One> timmeh, heh ... I've always made shit even back then but nothing ever gets finished
23:00 <Bastardly_One> they'd make great jingles
23:00 <xm> ive been at it it for 20 years now
23:00 <simba> you should try and make them into proper jingles
23:00 <Bastardly_One> one day I will make a full song
23:00 <Lish> Xm I just watched the one with the overweight guy
23:00 <Lish> I loved him
23:00 <Lish> I wanted the girl to love him back
24:00 <Bastardly_One> I've been told that simba but yeah I dunno
24:00 <TheRiddler> make advertisement jingles
24:00 <xm> yes, that was the ep i told you that was interesting
24:00 <Bastardly_One> what do you make?
24:00 <Bastardly_One> I make jingles
24:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
24:00 <TheRiddler> and have a beach house
24:00 <xm> i thought it'd be a boring fat couple thing
24:00 <xm> until she mentioned that crazy story about her ex
24:00 <TheRiddler> and a brother who is divorced with a son
24:00 <milk> some of the spoiled children on whirlpool make me sick
24:00 <Lish> Yeah crazy 
24:00 <simba> making jingles would be cool if youre good at it 
24:00 <Bastardly_One> whirlpool kids are fucked
24:00 <Lish> I love the big dude, he was sweet
24:00 <simba> if thats what you seem to naturally do
24:00 <TheRiddler> you can be 2 n half men australia
24:00 <xm> do you think they will eventually get together?
25:00 <Bastardly_One> simba, I seem to because I move on quick
25:00 <Lish> Xm yep
25:00 <Bastardly_One> whereas I can write and stick to it ... music I get a bit of ADHD
25:00 <Bastardly_One> hey, remember that mike patton album?
25:00 <xm> i reckon so too
25:00 <Bastardly_One> with really tiny jingle like shit?
25:00 <Bastardly_One> you're onto something simba
26:00 <Lish> I'll watch one more and then go to bed
26:00 <Timmo> You're running out of time if you want to achieve anything in the field of music in your life time B1.  You're not a spring chicken ya know.
26:00 <Bastardly_One> no shit timmeh
26:00 <Bastardly_One> it's why I don't care man and it's always been for just fun
26:00 <Bastardly_One> writing I take semi serious
27:00 <xm> Lish, so is that 4 eps?
27:00 <xm> or is that 3
27:00 <Bastardly_One> but that's a hobby too
27:00 <Lish> 3
27:00 <xm> i know i jumbled up 2 eps
27:00 <Lish> I think 
27:00 <xm> yeah
27:00 <xm> i watched 2 in the wrong order
27:00 <xm> not that order really matters
27:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah, Mike Patton did an album of short stuff
27:00 <Lish> Nope
27:00 <Bastardly_One> for those with short attention spans
28:00 <xm> i just want to watch the eps where the two main guys lose their cool
28:00 <Lish> My back hurts and I'm getting annoyed with it
28:00 <Bastardly_One> simba, good thinking
28:00 <Lish> Hahah 
28:00 <Timmo> Being unemployed gives you plenty of time for hobbies I suppose.
28:00 <simba> cum
28:00 <simba> he probably had the same mindset where he didnt know where he was going with some minute long thing so he changes it into heavy metal shit
28:00 <Bastardly_One> simba hears me not really bitch
28:00 <xm> Lish, did you know doctor from IRC is a chiropracter? go meet up with him. nothing sus. no cams tho he says
28:00 <xm> just you
28:00 <Bastardly_One> but get frustrated I never finish anything
28:00 <Lish> Hahahaha nope
29:00 <Bastardly_One> he was being constructive believe it or not
29:00 <Lish> I hate chiropractors
29:00 <xm> i dont trust them either
29:00 <Bastardly_One> there's a good reason not to trust them
29:00 <Bastardly_One> do some research rather than listen to me 
29:00 <Serenity> i hate it when people are like'go see a chiro' no thanks.. iod like to see a real doctor
29:00 <Bastardly_One> evil fuckers
29:00 <Picard> did i miss anything exciting?
29:00 <xm> it's got dodgy roots
30:00 <Picard> watching amazing race, thailand looks awesome
30:00 <Bastardly_One> they do thinks the exo skeleton is not meant to be done to
30:00 <Timmo> They are registered just like other health professionals.  Their science is just a little .... close to the line.
30:00 <Bastardly_One> *things
30:00 <Bastardly_One> like I said
30:00 <Bastardly_One> research rather than listen to me 
30:00 <Bastardly_One> evil fucks
30:00 <Serenity> we are humans.. we dont have an exoskeleton
31:00 <Picard> not everyone here is human
31:00 <Timmo> Don't you dare contradict the all knowing B1 Serenity!  HOW DARE YOU!
31:00 <Serenity> lol
31:00 <Bastardly_One> pfffffffffft
31:00 <Picard> lol
31:00 <Bastardly_One> I did say that 
31:00 <Bastardly_One> oops
31:00 <Picard> Bastardly_One knows fuck all
32:00 <Serenity> you sure did
32:00 <Bastardly_One> *skeleton
32:00 <xm> chiropractors are spiders that catch you in their web then suck the juices out of your exoskeleton
32:00 <Timmo> He's Austnet's version of the wizard of oz.  All smoke and mirrors and you soon enough see it's an old bloke behind the curtin. 
32:00 <Bastardly_One> shoosh
32:00 <Bastardly_One> didn't even notice I typed that
32:00 <Bastardly_One> let's move on
32:00 <Timmo> lol your back peddling is funny. 
32:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck off turd
33:00 <Timmo> If it's not changing your entire point of view to fit with Serenity' it's back peddling. 
33:00 <[[DoC]]> im from paki land and i fuck my mum with the taliban in a bus
33:00 <Bastardly_One> I do it here and there ... random words come out when I mean something else 
33:00 <simba> what the fuck
33:00 <Timmo> Always laughs. 
33:00 <Bastardly_One> I said exo for no reason and just noticed
33:00 <Bastardly_One> so whatever you say
34:00 <Timmo> I found the massage I got from seeing a chiropractor quite relaxing. 
34:00 <Bastardly_One> I think they're evil cunts
34:00 <Timmo> You're old and paranoid. Of course you do.
34:00 <MadScientist> ROFL
34:00 <Serenity> you meant endo skeleton
35:00 <MadScientist> ill give you endo
35:00 <Bastardly_One> I actually just meant to type skeleton
35:00 <Bastardly_One> that was a random word post again 
35:00 <MadScientist> nope
35:00 <MadScientist> you tried to be a smartass and failed
35:00 <MadScientist> hard
35:00 <Bastardly_One> yes
35:00 <Bastardly_One> no
35:00 <Timmo> You smoke and have emphysema.  You're not exactly handing out credits in the smarts department. Maybe try a different tact on irc.  If you don't know ... just shaddup. 
35:00 <Bastardly_One> and I'm through biting 
36:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah righty o ... that makes my opinion on chiropractors wrong
36:00 <Bastardly_One> research as I said 
37:00 <Serenity> chiros to be fair are just quacks
37:00 <Serenity> if they fixed anything you wouldnt need to go back over and over
37:00 <Bastardly_One> look at some of the dangerous things they do to your skeleton and nervous system too
37:00 <Bastardly_One> and I typed that slow
37:00 <Timmo> I went 3 times and was all fixed.  Been over a year since and don't need to go back. Like all lines of work I would assume there are shonky ones. 
37:00 <Bastardly_One> so there wasn't random words :P
38:00 <Bastardly_One> argue all you like
38:00 <Bastardly_One> it's there right at your fingertips
38:00 <Bastardly_One> research
38:00 <Timmo> I have absolutely no interest in your research. 
39:00 <Bastardly_One> might find out you're wrong?
39:00 <Bastardly_One> that'd be a shame eh?
39:00 <Timmo> Wrong about what? 
39:00 <Bastardly_One> no way would I let one near my trap injury
39:00 <Bastardly_One> and my neck
39:00 <Bastardly_One> ever
39:00 <Bastardly_One> they're cripple me 
40:00 <Bastardly_One> about what he says as if acting retarded will make him right
40:00 <Bastardly_One> *they'll cripple me
41:00 <Serenity> i honestly dont know how they get away with b eing allowed to practive tbh
42:00 <Serenity> chiros and homeopathy nonsense
42:00 <Bastardly_One> thank you
42:00 <Serenity> its nonsense
42:00 <Bastardly_One> you get what I am saying 
42:00 <Bastardly_One> don't have to agree
42:00 <Bastardly_One> to understand I make a valid point
42:00 <Timmo> As per usual you just fall in with Serenity.  
42:00 <Bastardly_One> that shit is dangerous
43:00 <Bastardly_One> the other stuff can be said to be in their mind IMO
43:00 <Timmo> From now on, when I want to know what B1 thinks, I will ask Serenity. 
43:00 <Bastardly_One> but chiropractors are dangerous
43:00 <Bastardly_One> haven't I said that the whole convo Serenity?
43:00 <Bastardly_One> this dumb cunt
43:00 <Bastardly_One> sheesh
44:00 <Picard> chiropractors are amazing
44:00 <Bastardly_One> nope
44:00 <Bastardly_One> they're dangerous 
44:00 <Picard> bullshit
45:00 <Bastardly_One> *shrugs*
45:00 <Serenity> rofl
45:00 <Picard> i got once a month
45:00 <Serenity> theyre not real doctors
45:00 <Picard> well duh of course now
45:00 <Serenity> and thats all i need to know
45:00 <Picard> not
46:00 <Timmo> They are considered allied health professionals and are allowed to title themselves doctor.  They are recognised as doctors via medicare and private health insurers. 
46:00 <Picard> correct
46:00 <Lish> lol
46:00 <Serenity> no real doctor would send you to a chiro lol
46:00 <Bastardly_One> they're fucking dangerous quacks
46:00 <Serenity> physio yes
46:00 <Lish> I need to do like Pilates or some shit for my back
46:00 <Bastardly_One> fucking around with your nervous system and your spine
46:00 <[[DoC]]> fuk my paki assssss
47:00 <Bastardly_One> dangerous quacks
47:00 <Bastardly_One> go research some of the shit that's gone wrong ... like people forced to see them forever
47:00 <Bastardly_One> from damage done by the fuckwits
47:00 <TheRiddler> it's not freak night is it?
47:00 <Timmo> *shrugs* each to their own.  They are helpful for back issues.  I wouldn't see one for anything else though. 
48:00 <Picard> Party time 
48:00 <Picard> Reviewed 6 August 2014 
48:00 <Picard> Guys take note: If the girl is exceptionally tall and gorgeous... Beware she is a he
48:00 <Timmo> You can go into hospital for an operation and die B1.  Doesn't make surgeons dangerous quacks.
48:00 <Bastardly_One> like I said
48:00 <Serenity> theyre the kind of people who tell you putting amber necklaces on your babies helps them teeth lol
48:00 <Serenity> its just nonsense
48:00 <Picard> lol great advice for bangla road
48:00 <Bastardly_One> dangerous cunts 
48:00 <Bastardly_One> fucking around with your nervous system and your spine
48:00 <Timmo> Serenity: some do, yes, and that is shit.  
48:00 <ATS63> giant dongs in tittyfuck
49:00 <TheRiddler> picard is a oompa loompa
49:00 <Picard> surgeons kill people every day
49:00 <Timmo> I am sure the 4 universities in Australia that do degrees in the area don't condone the use of stones as tools for treatment though.
49:00 <TheRiddler> and a grade A moron
49:00 <Picard> my daughter screamed for the first 6 weeks of her life, doctors did shit loads or test and they couldnt tell us why
50:00 <Bastardly_One> evening Bonny
50:00 <Bonny> yo
50:00 <Bastardly_One> is 30 days up yet?
50:00 <doctor> autism?
50:00 <poncho> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ctLfUh2ZBlU
50:00 <Bonny> 30 days?
50:00 <Bastardly_One> we took a channel vote
50:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah
50:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Jedi Mind Tricks (Vinnie Paz + Stoupe) - "The Age of Sacred Terror" [Official Audio] ( Mar 26, 2013) 4:39 - Category: Music - 32,781 - 175 likes (96.7%), 6 dislikes (3.3%)
50:00 <Bonny> for what?
50:00 <Bastardly_One> zline Picard
50:00 <Picard> we took her to a chiro and it fixed her hips and back in 2 mins, never went back and she stop screaming as soon as he did it
50:00 <Bastardly_One> we took a channel vote :P
50:00 <Bastardly_One> oh and poncho
50:00 <Bastardly_One> hi pz
50:00 <Serenity> im too hungry for this
51:00 <Timmo> You had want to pray they never take a channel vote to get rid of you B1. 
51:00 <Bastardly_One> fooooooooooooooooooood! ... I don't want some for once
51:00 <Bonny> I'm not asd.. so out of my hands
51:00 <Bastardly_One> ffs you're an idiot Timmo
51:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm being a tard
51:00 <Picard> Bastardly_One should be gone
51:00 <Bastardly_One> you should be dead
51:00 <Timmo> Agreed Picard.  The guy is a dead set dickhead.
51:00 <Bastardly_One> coming from you two
51:00 <Bastardly_One> that's pretty much a compliment
52:00 <Bastardly_One> complete nothings the both of you
52:00 <lifestolen> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ctLfUh2ZBlU
52:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Jedi Mind Tricks (Vinnie Paz + Stoupe) - "The Age of Sacred Terror" [Official Audio] ( Mar 26, 2013) 4:39 - Category: Music - 32,781 - 175 likes (96.7%), 6 dislikes (3.3%)
52:00 <Picard> lol Bastardly_One
53:00 <Picard> number one cockhead
53:00 <Timmo> I've been rated a complete nothing by an old man that smokes weed while crying that he can't get a job because his lungs won't let him that gets on the internet to be the know it all.  Well at least I have been rated by someone that is an expert in the field. 
53:00 <simba> be quiet every 1
53:00 <simba> its quiet time as we remember those people we remember on november 11
53:00 <simba> the war dudes or w/e
54:00 <xm> Joel is in jail :(
54:00 <Serenity> good
54:00 <simba> someone go visit him
54:00 <Timmo> QLD Joel? 
54:00 <Bastardly_One> really xm?
54:00 <xm> lest we forget
54:00 <Bastardly_One> no shit?
54:00 <xm> that serial pest
54:00 <Picard> its not november
54:00 <xm> nah, not sure about the sentencing
54:00 <simba> but his nickname will drop
54:00 <xm> i also removed him from Skype during a purge
55:00 <Bastardly_One> what's the story now you started?
55:00 <lifestolen> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iNoAFYcYVs0
55:00 <xm> but Mew still can contact him
55:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Jedi Mind Tricks (Vinnie Paz + Stoupe) - "The Worst" [Official Audio] ( Mar 26, 2013) 4:13 - Category: Music - 49,957 - 249 likes (97.3%), 7 dislikes (2.7%)
55:00 <Timmo> I should get involved in skype so I can get all the goss. 
55:00 <Timmo> Do you know how he ended up in prison xm? 
55:00 <xm> and yes QLD Joel
55:00 <Serenity> ill never quite work out what the go is with you guys and being friends with the biggest dickheads on here
55:00 <Bastardly_One> you should just quit for a few years again Timmo and do us all a favour
55:00 <xm> he isnt in prison yet but something was said about it being 3 months tops
55:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm not friends with Joel
56:00 <xm> Joel isnt that bad
56:00 <Bastardly_One> I ban him from other channels all the time
56:00 <Serenity> dude
56:00 <Serenity> he is
56:00 <xm> or maybe im too tolerant of weirdoes
56:00 <Serenity> you are
56:00 <xm> i need my fix
56:00 <Bastardly_One> he's a grimey offensive rag
56:00 <Bastardly_One> makes my skin crawl
56:00 <xm> there used to be an ad in WA with the line "Let's parttttyyyy Joel"
57:00 <xm> im not sure if the other states had it
57:00 <Timmo> B1: Wash the sand out of your vagina old man. 
57:00 <Bastardly_One> wouldn't be surprised if he's been done for stealing to feed his pokie and ice habits
57:00 <lifestolen> xm, took me weeks to pick up all the glass from the broken bottles
57:00 <Bastardly_One> or if it was sexually related
57:00 <Bastardly_One> fucking little creep
57:00 <xm> what broken bottles?
57:00 <Picard> gotta love Bastardly_One insulting people when he is one of the biggest cretins here
58:00 <Timmo> You have to give him credit for his sense of self grandeaur. 
58:00 <lifestolen> whgat
58:00 <lifestolen> threw bottles at cops
59:00 <Bastardly_One> these two periods stains on the white sheets of life still going?
59:00 <Bastardly_One> like two little dogs that never stfu
59:00 <Timmo> lol at how cranky this old fucker gets.  
59:00 <Picard> dude we have seen your pics, id shut up now
59:00 <Bastardly_One> you wish I was cranky
59:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm stating facts
59:00 <Serenity> my teeth feel weird
59:00 <^pilot^> evening b1
59:00 <Timmo> Why so much effort into the insults? 
59:00 <Picard> no, u are stating an opinion
00:00 <Bastardly_One> you're both pretty much two of the biggest fucktards this channel has ever seen
00:00 <Picard> did u take them out Serenity?
00:00 <Serenity> yes
00:00 <Picard> nice
00:00 <Serenity> want a gobby?
00:00 <xm> so no Perth people here remember the "Let's parttttty Joell" ad?
00:00 <Picard> love one
00:00 <Bastardly_One> evening Marko ... how goes?
00:00 <Timmo> Serenity: Taken too much codeine? 
00:00 <Serenity> no i dont xm
00:00 <xm> strange
00:00 <xm> it was really popular in school
00:00 <xm> one of those anti-drinking ads that turned out to encourage drinking instead
01:00 <Picard> Bastardly_One hows the paranoia?
01:00 <Serenity> i probably would if i saw it tbh
01:00 <Timmo> Picard: lol I love how he throws so much effort into these creative insults.  "periods on white sheets" lol.  Such a blow hard. 
01:00 <lifestolen> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=arDvc4pCoUA&list=PL1306260378B2DDFC
01:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: endorphin satie (May 4, 2007) 3:07 - Category: Music - 33,383 - 159 likes (96.4%), 6 dislikes (3.6%)
01:00 <Bastardly_One> a TAC ad xm?
01:00 <Picard> lol
02:00 <Bastardly_One> the rap one?
02:00 <Bastardly_One> the .05 one? 
02:00 <lifestolen> 09
02:00 <Bastardly_One> a few were done by various submissions
02:00 <Bastardly_One> if it is the same one ... it most likely isn't
03:00 <Bastardly_One> geez John Saffran and Father Bob are good together
03:00 <Bastardly_One> listening to last night on podcast
04:00 <^pilot^> yeah it goes well
05:00 <xm> Father Bob's best line was when he was on that quiz show with Eddie and Eddie started going on how he went to school where Bob was present for a while and Bob just suddenly shouted, "I didn't do it!"
05:00 <Timmo> Picard: Do you think B1 aches to use "period" in a sentence because women his age no longer get them? 
06:00 <Timmo> Evening Lwaxana.
06:00 <matrix> Hi Lwaxana
06:00 <RoseTyler> all the staff are here tonight
06:00 <matrix> Nice to see you again
06:00 <Timmo> B1 has probably complained that you're not doing your job RoseTyler. 
06:00 <RoseTyler> yeah im getting lazy
06:00 <Timmo> No back up given.
07:00 <Lwaxana> evening
07:00 <beehhh> i have motornuron disease
07:00 <Picard> Lwaxana hello
07:00 <beehhh> motor neuron
07:00 <xm> any news today beehhh 
07:00 <RoseTyler> good
07:00 <Timmo> Lwaxana: Did you end up checking out the podcaster I mentioned the last time we chat? 
07:00 <couleurs> ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
07:00 <beehhh> yeah 99% malaysians want to come to perth and work there
07:00 <Bastardly_One> what? Lwaxana is probably here to spank me if anything
07:00 <Picard> how are you Lwaxana?
07:00 <xm> what's wrong with Malaysia?
08:00 <Jewel> their planes?
08:00 <tooheys> the amount of muslims that live there
08:00 <beehhh> low salary no dole nothing
08:00 <xm> do they want to get closer ot hte Milo here
08:00 <Timmo> I am sure the last think Lwaxana wants is physical contact with an old man B1. Implied or otherwise. 
08:00 <Bastardly_One> lol Jewel
08:00 <Bastardly_One> ouch
08:00 <beehhh> no white cocks either
08:00 <Picard> $400 a month isnt big money
08:00 <Jewel> oops is that insensitive
08:00 <tooheys> lol beehhh 
08:00 <Bastardly_One> jesus you're a fuckwit Timmo
08:00 <Bastardly_One> stop trying so hard
08:00 <xm> who will cut down and burn the forests if they're gone then, beehhh ?
08:00 <xm> thank of the Orangutans
08:00 <xm> think*
08:00 <beehhh> im not jocking xm
09:00 <Bastardly_One> not jocking man!
09:00 <Timmo> Oh goodies I knew I would be the kettle eventually. 
09:00 <beehhh> they really are coming towards your way
09:00 <xm> are you briefing us on the news
09:00 <beehhh> steal your jobs steal your women
09:00 <Picard> Bastardly_One ease up on the abuse dude
09:00 <Lwaxana> Timmo i havent..too distressed with my Yr8s apathy
09:00 <lifestolen> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jjyBUEEtIvI
09:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Prodigy - Mindfields (original) (Oct 18, 2009) 5:41 - Category: Music - 3,028,633 - 10,103 likes (98.5%), 152 dislikes (1.5%)
09:00 <beehhh> im naked rubbing lotion on my moobs
09:00 <Timmo> Lwaxana: Bring back the cane! 
09:00 <Picard> lol Timmo
09:00 <TheRiddler> hypocrite picard strikes again
10:00 <Picard> TheRiddler wtf?
10:00 <beehhh> xm dont bother about me she'll be alright
10:00 <Lwaxana> YES Timmo
10:00 <lifestolen> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jjyBUEEtIvI
10:00 <beehhh> once we were closer thats all matters till now
10:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Prodigy - Mindfields (original) (Oct 18, 2009) 5:41 - Category: Music - 3,028,635 - 10,103 likes (98.5%), 152 dislikes (1.5%)
10:00 <TheRiddler> [20:09] <Picard> Bastardly_One ease up on the abuse dude
10:00 <Picard> if a teacher gave ne kid the cane id punch them in the face
10:00 <Lwaxana> and/or parents who have some control
10:00 <Timmo> Although ... my son is on a 2 day suspension at the moment so he'd be in line for the cane. 
10:00 <beehhh> i have lost my mind too btw
10:00 <tooheys> <TheRiddler> [20:09] <Picard> Bastardly_One ease up on the abuse dude
11:00 <beehhh> not the same person i was
11:00 <Picard> TheRiddler????
11:00 <xm> beehhh: you need Norell in your life. she is the anchor to your Titanic
11:00 <Picard> wtf are u on about
11:00 <beehhh> bodys dying but mind is wake
11:00 <TheRiddler> oh play retarded
11:00 <beehhh> she really loves me that tranny i love her too now
11:00 <lifestolen> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jjyBUEEtIvI
11:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Prodigy - Mindfields (original) (Oct 18, 2009) 5:41 - Category: Music - 3,028,635 - 10,103 likes (98.5%), 152 dislikes (1.5%)
11:00 <xm> you can upload your mind into my iPhone, beehhh 
11:00 <xm> i would like to play you all day as an app
12:00 <Picard> TheRiddler leave me alone
12:00 <xm> and it'd also be a news app at the same time
12:00 <Timmo> xm: It would have a lot of in game purchases. 
12:00 <beehhh> i dont have a touch screen fhone yet
12:00 <beehhh> are you asian xm?
12:00 <xm> Tranny Crush
12:00 <xm> im Japoriginal
12:00 <xm> so yes
12:00 <simba> bodys dying but mind is wake
13:00 <TheRiddler> waahhhh TheRiddler is picking on me
13:00 <beehhh> otherday i couldnt move my arm
13:00 <lifestolen> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rG478-dkuqA
13:00 <beehhh> MSM are good shit
13:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Prodigy..'Their Law' (Sep 22, 2007) 6:49 - Category: Music - 1,379,033 - 3,866 likes (98.4%), 61 dislikes (1.6%)
13:00 <TheRiddler> maybe you should take your own advice to some ppl
13:00 <Picard> TheRiddler stop being a troll
14:00 <tooheys> TheRiddler i heard you take it up the ass from TheJoker
14:00 <TheRiddler> not a day goes by you do it to mathew n such
14:00 <beehhh> in 96/97 melbourne was so very pleasent i still have sweet dreams about it
14:00 <matrix> What's the point of being on irc if you are not a troll lol
14:00 <TheRiddler> I'm not harley quinn
14:00 <Picard> TheRiddler wtf are u on about?
14:00 <lifestolen> www.youtube.com/watch?v=UokTE-njLRA
15:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Tool - Pushit (Jun 24, 2008) 9:55 - Category: Music - 1,076,314 - 3,924 likes (97.8%), 90 dislikes (2.2%)
15:00 <Timmo> TheRiddler: B1 called us "periods on white sheets".  He went too far. 
15:00 <Timmo> There's a line ... he crossed it. 
15:00 <TheRiddler> lol
15:00 <beehhh> if you could remember there were horse carts all over the towns lots of pussoms in the parks people were more happier
15:00 <simba> pushit (live)
16:00 <xm> does he means decimal places on an accounting documents printed out on A4 reflex paper
16:00 <xm> -an
16:00 <xm> without those dots man
16:00 <beehhh> but dont know where i lost the grip
16:00 <xm> it can make a huge differences
16:00 <xm> companies can go bakrupt
16:00 <bee_girl> its official - melbourne is the world's friendliest city
16:00 <xm> bankrupt
17:00 <Timmo> Welcome screwss.  Have you taken your daily dose of mind altering drugs before joining tonight? 
17:00 <beehhh> you were betrayed by the surroundings
17:00 <xm> im the architect
17:00 <xm> thank you
17:00 <xm> i just draw random straight lines 
17:00 <xm> city of culture
17:00 <tooheys> world's most boring city
17:00 <beehhh> trust i seek and i find in you everyday for us something new
18:00 <xm> your Yarra must be pretty filthy. i joked about baptising damio in it the other day and he was offended
18:00 <lifestolen> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TcYOy6I6OR8
18:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Jimi Hendrix Experience * Hey Joe * ( Jun 18, 2012) 3:34 - Category: Music - 825,421 -
18:00 <Picard> hahaah @ TheRiddler
18:00 <beehhh> there were a water fauna in the middle of swanston n collins st did anyone can recall
19:00 <Picard> no
19:00 <tooheys> xm, it is... that doesnt stop us from having the odd drunken swim in it though :)
19:00 <beehhh> liar i knew you were dopey
19:00 <xm> are you originally form the UK, tooheys ?
19:00 <tooheys> xm, no, why?
19:00 <RoseTyler> someone needs to drown damio in the yarra
19:00 <RoseTyler> not baptise him
19:00 <xm> just the UK hardcore thing. and i thought you were poking fun of Australians one night
19:00 <Picard> ohhh looks who came back
20:00 <beehhh> just i dont have any voice to fight back for the rights
20:00 <lifestolen> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TcYOy6I6OR8
20:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Jimi Hendrix Experience * Hey Joe * ( Jun 18, 2012) 3:34 - Category: Music - 825,421 -
20:00 <beehhh> one day i might be able to thankyou for the things youve done for me
21:00 <lifestolen> [
21:00 <beehhh> who is mara in here
21:00 <xm> just give me your HP laptop
21:00 <xm> that is all i ask
21:00 <Bastardly_One> hey xm
21:00 <matrix> Hp pfft
21:00 <matrix> Hp batteries suck balls
22:00 <Bastardly_One> this rosegarden thing seems ok 
22:00 <Bastardly_One> ftw
22:00 <beehhh> better than lenovo
22:00 <Bastardly_One> not d/led it but read the site a bit better
22:00 <xm> Logic already does music notation for me. so not necessary for me to get Rosegarden
22:00 <Picard> hahaa its game on
22:00 <beehhh> but lenovos are built to last
22:00 <beehhh> best if i'd get an asus
22:00 <beehhh> xm next im getting this
23:00 <beehhh> http://www8.hp.com/my/en/products/laptops/product-detail.html?oid=6810090
24:00 <couleurs> hp sux!!!!!!!!!!
24:00 <beehhh> when your circumsized your not fully a man
25:00 <Picard> lol
25:00 <Picard> u idiot
25:00 <Maurice> That is the dumbest thing I've read tonight
25:00 <xm> lol
25:00 <Picard> i wont suck an uncut cock, how bout u Maurice
25:00 <simba> i completely agree with bee_girl
25:00 <simba> beehhh******
25:00 <Maurice> I'm starting to think he got more than a circumcision
25:00 <DoC> element bought the same account of my shell company at 15th August
25:00 <[[DoC]]> fuk my paki assssss
26:00 <beehhh> simba is my future wife
26:00 <beehhh> emigrant pakis
26:00 <simba> im paki
26:00 <xm> beehhh's family abandoned Islam. they didnt want to cut his dick. so they put him in a reed basket and floated him off...and he landed in Australia..land of the free...where people arent forced to have circumcisions
26:00 <beehhh> pakiha
27:00 <RoseTyler> https://scontent-b-hkg.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/10423667_10152330326587406_6880867749248603839_n.jpg?oh=134cfca8b9377a9c79d32f03c504b737&oe=545DCEB1
27:00 <Jewel> lol
27:00 <beehhh> xm its the other way round in my story
27:00 <Picard> ffs ive been peeing like a horse tonight
27:00 <simba> maybe ur pregnant again
27:00 <xm> how so beehhh 
27:00 <Picard> maybe simba
27:00 <RoseTyler> enlarged prostate
27:00 <Picard> yes
27:00 <TheRiddler> lolll xm
27:00 <lifestolen> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LZIc8VSonVY
27:00 <simba> congratulations andrew!!!!!!!!
27:00 <Picard> prostatitis
27:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: 50 Cent - Heat (Jun 16, 2009) 4:23 - Category: Music - 6,718,962 - 11,544 likes (94.7%), 651 dislikes (5.3%)
28:00 <beehhh> Australia got rid off me cause i wasnt worth a dime still have my forklift licence with me in my old wallet
28:00 <TheRiddler> you know all about horses picard ;)
28:00 <Picard> no shit moron
28:00 <beehhh> moved tons of pallets with bare hand with hand trolly
28:00 <simba> lmao at this 50 cent cid
28:00 <simba> vid
28:00 <Picard> brb
28:00 <TheRiddler> even how to masturbate them
29:00 <Bastardly_One> I still think beehhh set fire to his place
29:00 <DoC> damn fkn idiot element 
29:00 <Bastardly_One> and ran the fuck ot of the country
29:00 <TheRiddler> and how it feels to have your dick in their arse
29:00 <Bastardly_One> *out
29:00 <TheRiddler> the taste of their cock
29:00 <beehhh> why would i do that money was good
29:00 <Bastardly_One> that housefire story is so suspect
29:00 <lifestolen> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LZIc8VSonVY
29:00 <Bastardly_One> dodgiest written story ever
29:00 <beehhh> readjusting back in bangladesh was a hell on earth
29:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: 50 Cent - Heat (Jun 16, 2009) 4:23 - Category: Music - 6,718,962 - 11,544 likes (94.7%), 651 dislikes (5.3%)
30:00 <Bastardly_One> link it again
30:00 <simba> di you make that lifestolen?
30:00 <Bastardly_One> it's dodgy as fuck
30:00 <simba> "i do what i wanna do i dont care if i get caught"
30:00 <simba> lol
30:00 <simba> 50 cent
30:00 <simba> what a meathead
30:00 <beehhh> http://oi57.tinypic.com/2nrhdsi.jpg
30:00 <simba> if i cant do it homie it cant be done
31:00 <TheRiddler> pawn stars time
31:00 <Timmo> Can you still find him in the club? 
31:00 <lifestolen> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5NPKcVFVZu8
31:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: 50 cent- get in my car (Mar 29, 2007) - Category: Entertainment - 934,797 - 1,964 likes (96.9%), 63 dislikes (3.1%)
31:00 <beehhh> bitches kept declining my visa one after another even far from bangladesh
32:00 <beehhh> dont tell me cause it hurts
32:00 <beehhh> http://sphotos-b.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/893914_10201848913798425_1309025425_o.jpg
32:00 <simba> lol the quotes from beehhh in that article actually read like he said them, they wouldnt have edited it much
32:00 <xm> lol
33:00 <couleurs> lol
34:00 <xm> the catfish guys woudl find this during their research. *chin stroke* "this fits the profile"
34:00 <Timmo> jasonaussie: Hi ciggy butt brain.
34:00 <Picard> simba would you give up a kidney to save a mate?
35:00 <Timmo> I would. 
35:00 <Picard> i would
35:00 <RoseTyler> that guy messages me every day lol
35:00 <TheRiddler> picard is hungry
35:00 <Timmo> Just so I could say "I love being inside you" to him for the rest of his life in a non homo way.
35:00 <TheRiddler> for kidney pie
35:00 <Picard> TheRiddler is a moron
35:00 <RoseTyler> and i dont think ive ever replied but he still messages
35:00 <TheRiddler> hai again Mew
35:00 <simba> sure y not
35:00 <Picard> TheRiddler can i give you some advice?
35:00 <Mew> Haaaay
35:00 <TheRiddler> is it dieting advice?
35:00 <Timmo> RoseTyler: The curse of being popular. 
36:00 <RoseTyler> lol
36:00 <bee_girl> mew mew
36:00 <Mew> Bgrl
36:00 <Picard> TheRiddler its best to look the fool then open your mouth and remove all doubt. so i thinks its best you hush lad.
36:00 <lifestolen> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=riwCjEdKsR8
36:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Jackal - Massive Attack (Dissolved Girl) (Oct 4, 2010) 6:07 - Category: Film & Animation - 111,200 - 197 likes (96.6%), 7 dislikes (3.4%)
36:00 <screwss> yay. now its not such a sausage fest anymore
36:00 <Picard> RoseTyler can i message u
36:00 <RoseTyler> no
36:00 <Picard> aww cmone
36:00 <simba> lol screwss
36:00 <TheRiddler> lol
36:00 <RoseTyler> what does it matter to you screwss lol
36:00 <TheRiddler> a fool
37:00 <RoseTyler> no women want to talk to you
37:00 <simba> thats going in teh quotes i reackon
37:00 <Timmo> Ladies ... screwss is the kind of guy that will stalk you online and try to put you in his freezer if you met him irl.  Keep that in mind when he PM's you.
37:00 <TheRiddler> trying to sound smart with your phrases?
37:00 <screwss> yep you got it
37:00 <TheRiddler> did you google that?
37:00 <Picard> TheRiddler u were warned
38:00 <Timmo> screwss gets picked on by nightclub security.  
38:00 <xm> <FreezerFetishFemale> Hi guys! Anyone looking for a lady to cut up and put in their freezer????
38:00 <xm> <FreezerFetishFemale> Anyone?
38:00 <xm> you never know
38:00 <screwss> i get picked on by all types of security, because i look like an easy target..
38:00 <[DoC]> bbl
38:00 <xm> maybe Germany
38:00 <matrix> Weird
38:00 <TheRiddler> lol I've been on here for 11yrs
38:00 <screwss> and i enjoy it too
38:00 <Timmo> xm: His usual M.O is to try and talk overseas visitors into being caught in his web. 
39:00 <Picard> TheRiddler thats really sad, u need to get a life
39:00 <xm> Ana_Ng?
39:00 <Timmo> Ana is too heavy to get caught in anything. 
40:00 <Picard> 11 years on irc lol
40:00 <lifestolen> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FJ7KGfmJZuA
40:00 <Timmo> I've been using irc for longer than that.  What of it? 
40:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Necro - Drug Dealing (Nov 21, 2010) 3:18 - Category: Music - 59,724 - 203 likes (95.3%), 10 dislikes (4.7%)
40:00 <xm> sounds like a movie on slavery
40:00 <RoseTyler> she was posting pics of guys in her bed earlier
40:00 <RoseTyler> talk about desperation
40:00 <simba> u have been here a while urself Picard, ur just in denial (about everything)
41:00 <Timmo> I bet they were quality guys too.
41:00 <RoseTyler> picards been here longer than i have and ive been here like 7 years
41:00 <ATS63> The old saying seems relevant... quality not quantity
41:00 <simba> i wonder how much happier pre-picards lil dick being outed by bron he was
41:00 <Timmo> [22:39] <Picard> lets get theriddler   <--------- Just like B1 got told NO when he asked for back up, I say NO to you. 
42:00 <RoseTyler> that thing with bron was at least 6 years ago
42:00 <TheRiddler> lmao
42:00 <lifestolen> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ctLfUh2ZBlU
42:00 <screwss> its time we vote on Picard receiving ops
42:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Jedi Mind Tricks (Vinnie Paz + Stoupe) - "The Age of Sacred Terror" [Official Audio] ( Mar 26, 2013) 4:39 - Category: Music - 32,785 -
42:00 <simba> since then hes been... Picard
42:00 <TheRiddler> I vote no
43:00 <lifestolen> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ctLfUh2ZBlU
43:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Jedi Mind Tricks (Vinnie Paz + Stoupe) - "The Age of Sacred Terror" [Official Audio] ( Mar 26, 2013) 4:39 - Category: Music - 32,785 - 175 likes (96.7%), 6 dislikes (3.3%)
43:00 <simba> im sick of seeing The Age of Sacred Terro
43:00 <TheRiddler> I started in 2003
43:00 <Picard> awww cmon 
43:00 <Picard> he is a flog
43:00 <RoseTyler> i can never remember when i was here but it was after lily was born
43:00 <TheRiddler> I was on and off till 2010 or something
43:00 <RoseTyler> and before ant was born
44:00 <Loof> that sounds like total repetitive crap lifestolen. die fgt cocksampler
44:00 <simba> i used to use irc but not join #melbourne cos i was like LoL Victoria is Gay!! fuck ur channel #adelaidesa forever!!!! cos i was like 15
44:00 <simba> then it died
44:00 <lifestolen> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YqScOIKDmUQ&list=RDYqScOIKDmUQ
44:00 <RoseTyler> i never joined any of the city channels until recently
45:00 <Picard> i was picard when bron was around
45:00 <simba> yeah but when i said youve been Picard
45:00 <simba> i mean what youve become
45:00 <RoseTyler> maybe ive been here 8 years
45:00 <simba> This...... Thing
45:00 <lifestolen> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DWGhtPt-YaA
46:00 <RoseTyler> 7 or 8
46:00 <couleurs> http://youtu.be/IQ6lJVjKcXk
46:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Jungle Lucian | Tyrone | True Mandingo Warrior ( Jul 23, 2014) 2:49 - Category: Gaming - 93,139 - 3,586 likes (98.3%), 63 dislikes (1.7%)
46:00 <Picard> lol im become?
46:00 <Picard> ive**
47:00 <Bastardly_One> how can you describe dim sims
47:00 <Bastardly_One> to an american
47:00 <lifest0len> Metallica - Nothing Else Matters 
47:00 <Bastardly_One> and make them sound nice?
47:00 <Bastardly_One> you can't right?
47:00 <Picard> u cant
47:00 <Picard> they are shit
48:00 <Bastardly_One> negative
48:00 <Picard> they are shit
48:00 <Bastardly_One> but you can't make them sound nice
48:00 <Bastardly_One> I like them
48:00 <Picard> they are disgusting
48:00 <gussett> Dim sim's are large dumplings.
49:00 <Bastardly_One> not the australian versions
49:00 <Bastardly_One> version
49:00 <Timmo> #newcastle died too.  I never joined anywhere else whilst it was active .... unless we were doing channel invasions. 
49:00 <lifest0len>  Metallica - Fade to Black 
49:00 <Bastardly_One> the chinese dim sum ... yep
49:00 <Timmo> :( R.I.P local channels. 
50:00 <simba> Metallica - Fade to Black 
50:00 <Loof> lifest0len by his horny uncle at 6 months of age, so sad
50:00 <simba> loll
50:00 <lifest0len>  Metallica - Fade to Black 
50:00 <simba> get on G T  A
51:00 <Bastardly_One> I will later if you want 
51:00 <Bastardly_One> right now I'm pandering to my masses
51:00 <Bastardly_One> elsewhere
52:00 <lifest0len> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0mn4vHDk9n4
52:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Faith No More - Epic w/ lyrics (Jun 27, 2010) 4:52 - Category: Music - 289,429 - 1,359 likes (97.2%), 39 dislikes (2.8%)
53:00 <Picard> * Now talking in #mildura
53:00 <simba> lol
53:00 <Picard> its almost dead
53:00 <Picard> lol
53:00 <Picard> the channel and the city lol
53:00 <simba> start a carnival
54:00 <TheRiddler> just like you
54:00 <Bastardly_One> there used to actually be a ballarat channel
54:00 <Bastardly_One> never had more than 5 people in it 
54:00 <lifest0len> \http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kfq7wHJu21c
54:00 <lifest0len> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kfq7wHJu21c
54:00 <Bastardly_One> but used to amaze me someone would bother
54:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Faith No More - Ashes to Ashes (Official Music Video) ( Feb 21, 2014) 0 - Category: Music - 187,407 - 1,260 likes (99.1%), 12 dislikes (0.9%)
54:00 <TheRiddler> was it you doodle theron andyt and hunter?
55:00 <TheRiddler> :p
55:00 <lifest0len> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kfq7wHJu21c
55:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Faith No More - Ashes to Ashes (Official Music Video) ( Feb 21, 2014) 0 - Category: Music - 187,407 - 1,260 likes (99.1%), 12 dislikes (0.9%)
56:00 <Timmo> It may very well be time for cookies and milk whilst watching some tv.
58:00 <TheRiddler> I had lyndt hot chocolate
58:00 <lifest0len> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YxJgTHOfJGA
58:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Eminem disses ICP (Up In Smoke Tour) (Sep 8, 2007) 0 - Category: Music - 1,591,981 - 6,075 likes (73.8%), 2,157 dislikes (26.2%)
59:00 <Serenity> is it any good ash
59:00 <Jewel> nice to sweet you
00:00 <Bastardly_One> I think cadbury's tastes different to their solid choc
00:00 <Bastardly_One> so yeah, any good TheRiddler?
00:00 <TheRiddler> it's ok
00:00 <Bastardly_One> smooth or what?
01:00 <Bastardly_One> I don't think it's overly sweet chocolate but my tastebuds are fucked
01:00 <TheRiddler> I didn't follow instructions tho
01:00 <Bastardly_One> I find it very smooth though
01:00 <Jewel> youre a man
01:00 <Jewel> they never do
01:00 <Bastardly_One> I do 
01:00 <Bastardly_One> retentively
01:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm a kitchen retard
02:00 <Serenity> yeah but you're gay
02:00 <TheRiddler> cadbury melts are better
02:00 <Serenity> thats just like being a woman
02:00 <Jewel> oh ok
02:00 <TheRiddler> for hot chocolate
02:00 <Jewel> we are all gay
02:00 <TheRiddler> but I use alot of those
02:00 <Jewel> arent we Serenity
02:00 <Serenity> no.
03:00 <Jewel> bi?
03:00 <TheRiddler> so I might just of not put in enough teaspoons for myself
03:00 <TheRiddler> it says 6 on the tin
03:00 <TheRiddler> when you do taste it it's good
04:00 <TheRiddler> lol chum lee!
04:00 <TheRiddler> "it's a musket?"
05:00 <TheRiddler> "It's a muskatune"
05:00 <TheRiddler> "does it play a song"
05:00 <Bastardly_One> I went afk
05:00 <Bastardly_One> but pfffffffffffft
06:00 <Bastardly_One> I am girly 
06:00 <Bastardly_One> but not gay
06:00 <Bastardly_One> despite you're insistence 
06:00 <Bastardly_One> *your
06:00 <Bastardly_One> see?
06:00 <ATS63> Bastardly_One is not gay
06:00 <Bastardly_One> random words night
06:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm a spastic as usual
06:00 <ATS63> /topic Bastardly_One is not gay
06:00 <Serenity> if you heard him speak you'd change your tune
06:00 <Jewel> we are all happy
06:00 <lifest0len> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TcYOy6I6OR8
07:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Jimi Hendrix Experience * Hey Joe * ( Jun 18, 2012) 3:34 - Category: Music - 825,421 -
07:00 <Jewel> Serenity ive heard you speak
07:00 <Bastardly_One> I am girly
07:00 <Bastardly_One> my sister got the balls
07:00 <Bastardly_One> not me
07:00 <Jewel> bitch tone
07:00 <Serenity> no you havent
07:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... she does not
07:00 <Bastardly_One> she has a pixie like voice and nice and not harsh
07:00 <Bastardly_One> Maurice has a bitch tone :D
07:00 <Jewel> oh i see
08:00 <Jewel> close then
08:00 <Serenity> lol why blatantly lie
08:00 <Serenity> lol
08:00 <Bastardly_One> but yeah I've said it time and time again
08:00 <Bastardly_One> I am girly
08:00 <Bastardly_One> and my sister is blokey
08:00 <Bastardly_One> she got the balls and I got the vag mentally
08:00 <lifest0len> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RNyE1N1cnus
08:00 <Jewel> shh shes here
08:00 <Skirmish> Time and time and time and time and time and one more time again.
08:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Zodiac 2007 Paul Stine taxi driver gets shot in the back of the head ( Sep 5, 2012) 2:06 - Category: Film & Animation - 6,169 -
08:00 <Bastardly_One> Maurice, sexy
08:00 <Jewel> who would choose to speak to you ppl on the phone
09:00 <Maurice> I haven't spoken to any of these people on the phone
09:00 <Skirmish> It's 2014. Who uses a phone? 
09:00 <Jewel> well skype
09:00 <Picard> who has a pixie voice?
09:00 <Bastardly_One> Serenity does
09:00 <Picard> lol really
09:00 <Maurice> Serenity sounds about 15
09:00 <Jewel> see
09:00 <Jewel> there
09:00 <Serenity> -.-
09:00 <Picard> hahahaaa
09:00 <lifest0len> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RNyE1N1cnus
09:00 <Skirmish> Serenity said she's worried she sounds bogan.  I think B1 is brown tonguing. 
09:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Zodiac 2007 Paul Stine taxi driver gets shot in the back of the head ( Sep 5, 2012) 2:06 - Category: Film & Animation - 6,169 - 9 likes (81.8%), 2 dislikes (18.2%)
10:00 <Picard> Serenity when the telemarketers call do they ask to speak to mum or dad??
10:00 <Serenity> we dont get those calls anymore but they used to yes -.-
10:00 <Bastardly_One> Maurice doesn't she sound like a pixie?
10:00 <Serenity> ive even had door knockers ask for my mum or dad
10:00 <Bastardly_One> I never got the bogan she thinks 
10:00 <Jewel> and why do we need a mobile number now to register email !
10:00 <Bastardly_One> MadScientist sounds like a bogan
10:00 <Bastardly_One> but a fucking funny one
11:00 <lifest0len> Jewel, because we're watching you
11:00 <Jewel> doesnt suprise me
11:00 <Jewel> maybe he lives in armadale
11:00 <Jewel> or mandurah
11:00 <Jewel> rockingham
11:00 <Bastardly_One> he's a good guy 
11:00 <Serenity> i do not live in fucking armadale
11:00 <Serenity> or anywhere that south
11:00 <Jewel> you do so
11:00 <Serenity> yuck
11:00 <Bastardly_One> makes total sense when you speak to him
11:00 <Jewel> fremantle?
11:00 <Serenity> nio
12:00 <Serenity> no
12:00 <lifest0len> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=07pLGIgyfjw
12:00 <Bastardly_One> I certainly laugh with him more since speaking to him
12:00 <Jewel> lifest0len im not that exciting... its dodgy they want your mobilenumber to register email
12:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Tool - Stinkfist [hq - fullscreen] (May 15, 2006) 0 - Category: Music - 11,850,181 - 33,411 likes (97.4%), 905 dislikes (2.6%)
12:00 <Jewel> oh ok Serenity
12:00 <Picard> they ring my mobile trying to sell me business related shit, i tell them no business here he went broke so they hang up
12:00 <TheRiddler> freo is not south
12:00 <TheRiddler> it's west
12:00 <Bastardly_One> I enjoyed that chat for a better perspective simple as that
12:00 <Picard> i need to hear Serenity's voice
12:00 <Serenity> lol
12:00 <Picard> someone upload a video
12:00 <Serenity> why would there be video of me talking.. or why would anyone here have it
12:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Tool - Stinkfist [hq - fullscreen] (May 15, 2006) 5:14 - Category: Music - 11,850,181 - 33,411 likes (97.4%), 905 dislikes (2.6%)
12:00 <matrix> Oh you are desperate psi card
13:00 <simba> its not that kiddy sounding
13:00 <matrix> Picard *
13:00 <simba> weird how Picard must hear it because it sounds young...........
13:00 <Serenity> i dont sound as young as faux anyway
13:00 <Bastardly_One> it's not kiddie
13:00 <Skirmish> Serenity: I wouldn not at all be surprised if B1 recorded you and masturbates to an edit he made of you enjoying his company. 
13:00 <Bastardly_One> it's pixie like
13:00 <TheRiddler> he faps to anything
13:00 <Bastardly_One> faux does sound young
14:00 <lifest0len> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UhjG47gtMCo
14:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Tool - Schism (Apr 27, 2006) 7:24 - Category: Comedy - 25,088,669 - 78,035 likes (97%), 2,406 dislikes (3%)
14:00 <Bastardly_One> and I don't care what she says she has a slight OMG accent
14:00 <Skirmish> faux is boxxy from youtube.
14:00 <lifest0len> /clear
14:00 <Picard> im sure Bastardly_One records u so he can beat off when u go off cam
14:00 <Serenity> i do not go on cam
14:00 <simba> didnt skirmish already type a funnier more coherent version of that
15:00 <Picard> i want to hear the pixe
15:00 <Maurice> I have many voice waves from Serenity
15:00 <Bastardly_One> they're straw clutching and failing
15:00 <TheRiddler> faux sounds 13
15:00 <Maurice> Usually she's moaning and talking dirty
15:00 <Maurice> But thats ok
15:00 <Serenity> loool
15:00 <Picard> well i wasnt reading what he wrote u cumstain
15:00 <Serenity> EXCUSE ME
15:00 <Serenity> I NEED TO PEE
15:00 <Picard> lol Maurice
15:00 <Maurice> Lol
15:00 <Skirmish> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yavx9yxTrsw      <--------- Faux.
15:00 <Bastardly_One> and actually I thought Skirmish was someone else before called tim
15:00 <Jewel> go pee then
15:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: FOAR EVERYWUN FRUM BOXXY (Jan 9, 2009) 5:07 - Category: Comedy - 18,815,617 - 146,349 likes (77.7%), 42,063 dislikes (22.3%)
15:00 <lifest0len> /clear
15:00 <Bastardly_One> thirteenth order
15:00 <simba> /ban lifest0len
15:00 <Bastardly_One> do it 
15:00 <Serenity> is there somewhere you can upload voice clips?
16:00 <Bastardly_One> he's only gonna post ty links
16:00 <Bastardly_One> ummmmmmmmmmm yeah where's faux when we need her?
16:00 <Bastardly_One> she got Picard to upload one of J
16:00 <Bastardly_One> off his phone
16:00 <Bastardly_One> dunno what it's called
17:00 <Bastardly_One> Picard
17:00 <Serenity> vocaroo maybe
17:00 <Maurice> Vocaroo
17:00 <Bastardly_One> that was hilarious by the way 
17:00 <Serenity> zing
17:00 <Bastardly_One> there ya go 
17:00 <MadScientist> boobs
17:00 <lifest0len> www.youtube.com/watch?v=j2-5VAmOAz8
17:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: KiTTiE - BRaCKiSH original Version - HQ (Dec 16, 2010) 3:03 - Category: Music - 450,772 - 3,109 likes (96.9%), 98 dislikes (3.1%)
18:00 <Bastardly_One> the whispering was great
18:00 <Bastardly_One> and he was talking about going off to telstra the other day
18:00 <Loof> simba rr?
18:00 <Loof> invite me
18:00 <Bastardly_One> all I could imagine were the insane whispers
18:00 <Jewel> invite me too simba
19:00 <Bastardly_One> simba, yeah play with Loof before he quits when I join in like last time
19:00 <lifest0len> www.youtube.com/watch?v=j2-5VAmOAz8
19:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: KiTTiE - BRaCKiSH original Version - HQ (Dec 16, 2010) 3:03 - Category: Music - 450,772 - 3,109 likes (96.9%), 98 dislikes (3.1%)
19:00 <Bastardly_One> so obvious
19:00 <Bastardly_One> I come to play and he fucks off
19:00 <Picard> i think i could turn josh's life around
19:00 <Picard> i might mentor him'
19:00 <beehhh> wheel of fortune;
19:00 <Picard> dont pm me u old cunt
20:00 <Bastardly_One> read it cunt
20:00 <Picard> nope
20:00 <Bastardly_One> you weren't here when I mentioned it here
20:00 <Picard> closed it
20:00 <Bastardly_One> fine
20:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
20:00 <matrix> Oh ffs
20:00 <matrix> Ppl play nice
20:00 <beehhh> is utorrent anygood
20:00 <ATS63> Bastardly_One is not gay
20:00 <ATS63> Just reminding you all
20:00 <beehhh> how about internet download manager
20:00 <matrix> This is jot bloody kindergarten
20:00 <matrix> Not even
20:00 <beehhh> i hacked the latest office pro
21:00 <Serenity> what should i say?
21:00 <Serenity> to record
21:00 <Bastardly_One> U R MATRIX!
21:00 <beehhh> moan
21:00 <Bastardly_One> hello melbourne, and by the way Picard is a cunt
21:00 <beehhh> uhh ahhh glen mcgrath
21:00 <Bastardly_One> there ya go
21:00 <Bastardly_One> easy
21:00 <Picard> Serenity please say ....oh yes harder,faster omg im going to cum.....
21:00 <lifest0len> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3vV43YsfSTk
21:00 <TheRiddler> http://i.imgur.com/okE6N.jpg
21:00 <TheRiddler> lol
21:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Hunter - Jam Roll (Jan 2, 2011) 4:55 - Category: Music - 37,509 - 179 likes (98.4%), 3 dislikes (1.6%)
21:00 <Serenity> LOL you people ar grots
22:00 <Picard> lol
22:00 <Bastardly_One> he is 
22:00 <MadScientist> so you wanna record us fucking?
22:00 <Picard> Bastardly_One u will die before me
22:00 <TheRiddler> make a sound like a horse for him too sezz
22:00 <TheRiddler> he'll realy get a kick out of that 
22:00 <TheRiddler> LOL
22:00 <Bastardly_One> just say Hello Melbourne and Picard please fuck up and die
22:00 <Bastardly_One> and no PS B1 is gay
22:00 <lifestolen> www.youtube.com/watch?v=j2-5VAmOAz8
22:00 <Bastardly_One> kthx
22:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: KiTTiE - BRaCKiSH original Version - HQ (Dec 16, 2010) 3:03 - Category: Music - 450,772 - 3,109 likes (96.9%), 98 dislikes (3.1%)
23:00 <Serenity> http://vocaroo.com/i/s1SYDIq0jNOY
23:00 <Serenity> does this work?
23:00 <beehhh> http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=cunninglus
23:00 <Serenity> i have a cold
23:00 <Serenity> dont be mean
23:00 <simba> yep nice 1
23:00 <Serenity> [9:22pm] <TheRiddler> make a sound like a horse for him too sezz
23:00 <Serenity> [9:22pm] <TheRiddler> he'll realy get a kick out of that
23:00 <Serenity> ROFLLLLLL
23:00 <lifestolen> wwhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3vV43YsfSTk
23:00 <Bastardly_One> yep
23:00 <ATS63> I have a cock. Fuck you
24:00 <Picard> looooooooooooooooooooolllllllllllllllllllllllllll
24:00 <Bastardly_One> see? she sounds like a pixie
24:00 <lifestolen> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3vV43YsfSTk
24:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Hunter - Jam Roll (Jan 2, 2011) 4:55 - Category: Music - 37,509 - 179 likes (98.4%), 3 dislikes (1.6%)
24:00 <beehhh> i have a cock but it was twice once n bangladesh another time in australia
24:00 <Picard> she doesnt sound like a pixie
24:00 <beehhh> *cut twice
24:00 <simba> Picard are you disappointed she doesnt sound younger
24:00 <beehhh> im groot
24:00 <Serenity> hahah
24:00 <Bastardly_One> lol simba
25:00 <Picard> no simba, im Picard U are confusing me with Bastardly_One
25:00 <ATS63> I think I'm going to ask my gf how she'd feel if I learnt how to cock fight
25:00 <Picard> he has the conviction
25:00 <simba> im never confused
25:00 <Bastardly_One> time to go 
25:00 <beehhh> Serenity never used a drill before
25:00 <Bastardly_One> night night
25:00 <Bastardly_One> night Picard
25:00 <lifestolen> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KXiaJiDbQPM
25:00 <Bastardly_One> you should be banned for that 
25:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Hunter, Dazastah & Drapht - When We Were Kids (Dec 10, 2011) 0 - Category: Music - 215,371 - 881 likes (98.4%), 14 dislikes (1.6%)
25:00 <Picard> lollllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
25:00 <Picard> for wat?
25:00 <Picard> u have a drink driving conviction?
25:00 <Bastardly_One> what you just said in reply to simba
26:00 <Bastardly_One> and the pm
26:00 <beehhh> should IDM is good
26:00 <Picard> i didnt pm u
26:00 <Bastardly_One> say it in public
26:00 <beehhh> internet download manager
26:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah righty o
26:00 <Serenity> http://vocaroo.com/i/s1hBwKga0Lmu
26:00 <Picard> deluded much old fella
26:00 <Bastardly_One> [23:25] <Picard> weak cunt
26:00 <Bastardly_One> [23:25] <Picard> runnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
26:00 <Bastardly_One> [23:25] <Picard> u are a pedo?
26:00 <Picard> nice fake logs lad
26:00 <slinky_j> is back
26:00 <slinky_j> bagain
26:00 <Picard> son
26:00 <lifestolen> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3vDM03yV2ZE
27:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Hunter - Never Commit - Official Music Film Clip (Jul 8, 2011) 0 - Category: Music - 45,254 - 169 likes (96.6%), 6 dislikes (3.4%)
27:00 <slinky_j> I just woke up!!!
27:00 <beehhh> i should be sleeping
27:00 <Serenity> ok im done now
27:00 <beehhh> yeah
27:00 <Bastardly_One> love you too Serenity
27:00 <Jewel> and i adore her
27:00 <Serenity> i said beehhh
27:00 <Serenity> not you
27:00 <slinky_j> sp omfy yin bed u n mum put out the stars
27:00 <TheRiddler> http://i.imgur.com/DSMBo.jpg
28:00 <slinky_j> and thewee prostitute system
28:00 <beehhh> are there thick juicey cumm
28:00 <Picard> lol Serenity
28:00 <Bastardly_One> Oh I didn't here the first word at all
28:00 <TheRiddler> http://i.imgur.com/eUvE5.jpg
28:00 <Fez> Beehhh likes cum
28:00 <Bastardly_One> like at all ... I thought you said you should all 
28:00 <beehhh> Fez your made of cum
28:00 <Bastardly_One> you're doing your drunk mumble
29:00 <Serenity> its not a mumble at all
29:00 <Fez> Maybs
29:00 <Serenity> i have a cold and you dont listen
29:00 <Bastardly_One> yea and I don't mumble like really LOUD though
29:00 <beehhh> but i dont wanna eat you
29:00 <Bastardly_One> same shit
29:00 <Bastardly_One> and what?
29:00 <simba> What What?
30:00 <Picard> whattttt
30:00 <Fez> Who
30:00 <lifestolen> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s57FtD2HKLw
30:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Tool - Eulogy (Jun 4, 2007) 8:34 - Category: Music - 5,171,612 - 15,451 likes (97.4%), 419 dislikes (2.6%)
30:00 <Bastardly_One> Oh, something I am curious about ... do speak fast or is it just o/s people that think that?
30:00 <simba> Uleh-G
30:00 <Bastardly_One> sheer curiosity
30:00 <Serenity> do what speak fast
30:00 <Bastardly_One> do I sorry
30:00 <Bastardly_One> damn keyboard
30:00 <simba> no
30:00 <Serenity> no
31:00 <simba> theyre just DUMB
31:00 <Bastardly_One> cool
31:00 <Q{> http://www.dailylife.com.au/life-and-love/love,-sex-and-relationships/are-you-worth-your-cost-per-orgasm-20140816-3dsxr.html
31:00 <Serenity> but if youre talking to americans its because they speak like sloths
31:00 <Bastardly_One> just get that a lot off o/s people
31:00 <beehhh> good nite
31:00 <Bastardly_One> even nz people
31:00 <Serenity> by the time you've told a story someones popped out a kid and grown 9 grey hairs
31:00 <lifestolen>  /clear
31:00 <Bastardly_One> I do mumble loud and yeah I do waffle
31:00 <slinky_j> / part
31:00 <Bastardly_One> and I am fucking shy
31:00 <Bastardly_One> like overly
32:00 <Q{> read link above lifestolen 
32:00 <Jewel> life stolen
32:00 <Jewel> why is that
32:00 <slinky_j> I supose too short too shart
32:00 <lifestolen> Tool - Eulogy 
32:00 <Picard> are u being a good boy?
32:00 <Picard> joshua
32:00 <slinky_j> yeah
33:00 <slinky_j> I think
33:00 <Jewel> ah
33:00 <Jewel> :)
33:00 <slinky_j> fuckig pervert..
33:00 <Picard> will u do me a favour josh?
34:00 <slinky_j> aye
34:00 <lifestolen> Tool - Parabola 
34:00 <TheRiddler> http://i.imgur.com/4R1bc.jpg
34:00 <Picard> Jewel is sexually frustrated, will you take a hit for the team and fuck her?
34:00 <slinky_j> NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
34:00 <slinky_j> Jennilo
34:00 <TheRiddler> lol
34:00 <Zade> lol
34:00 <slinky_j> lolz
34:00 <Picard> cmon josh
34:00 <slinky_j> rather die
35:00 <slinky_j> fine
35:00 <TheRiddler> http://i.imgur.com/V5rMI.jpg
35:00 <slinky_j> I'll go more mouth and no trousers.
35:00 <slinky_j> "It's so big it's inspired novels!"
35:00 <slinky_j> ;)
35:00 <Serenity> someone take one for the team and chock her up her baby cannon
36:00 <Zade> i vote Picard
36:00 <Picard> Zade!!!!
36:00 <slinky_j> can it be Robocop?
36:00 <slinky_j> just wondering..
37:00 <Picard> i vote simba, she can be his first
37:00 <slinky_j> now there's a sexy wee lassy
37:00 <simba> i vote i ban Picard
37:00 <slinky_j> meow
37:00 <slinky_j> MEOW
37:00 <Jewel> yay
37:00 <Serenity> meeeeeeeeeeeyowwwwwwwww
37:00 <Picard> Jewel 
37:00 <Jewel> you have my vote
38:00 <Picard> me????????
38:00 <Picard> wtf
38:00 <TheRiddler> lol
38:00 <Picard> why do u hate me so much?
38:00 <Picard> i have limits u know
38:00 <Picard> nothing over 120kgs, sorry u are out 
39:00 <Serenity> sorry goats my limit
39:00 <slinky_j> oh fk yes a cig
39:00 <slinky_j> burp
39:00 <TheRiddler> doesn't want anyone heavier than himself
39:00 <slinky_j> should walk down get 3 bottles 2ltre sodiess
39:00 <Serenity> rofl
39:00 <Serenity> baaa
39:00 <slinky_j> n flaunt em infront of sezzz
39:00 <TheRiddler> doesn't want a crowd of people think they're beached
40:00 <slinky_j> im the king of teh castelll... *when has sodie op*
40:00 <Billy-Goat> baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
40:00 <slinky_j> with a knife*
40:00 <TheRiddler> just climb some stairs
40:00 <Billy-Goat> no joshua, stop that
41:00 <TheRiddler> he cant follow
41:00 <Billy-Goat> asians are dumb fucks
41:00 <Billy-Goat> goats cant climb? lmfao
41:00 <slinky_j> jejeje
41:00 <Billy-Goat> idiot
41:00 <TheRiddler> you cant
41:00 <TheRiddler> you'd have a heart attack
42:00 <slinky_j> snort the balls.
42:00 <TheRiddler> you dont think you're a real goat do you?
42:00 <Billy-Goat> of course i do
42:00 <Billy-Goat> you dont think u are clever do you??
42:00 <simba> the goat whisperer
43:00 <milk> Goats who have a few billys are more like Billy-Tea-Goats
43:00 <TheRiddler> just more clever than you
43:00 <Bastardly_One> wouldn't be hard
43:00 <TheRiddler> lol
44:00 <Billy-Goat> idiots
44:00 <TheRiddler> goats get stuck up trees
44:00 <milk> mountain goats
44:00 <Fez> Whatever floats ya goat
45:00 <TheRiddler> mountain goats constantly fall off mountains
45:00 <simba> MARIO GOATZE
45:00 <Serenity> ugh my throat feels like ive been raped by 2000 pineapples
45:00 <TheRiddler> picard is really princesswarriors goat
45:00 <Jewel> whats shadowluker been doing to you
45:00 <TheRiddler> poor picard
45:00 <milk> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mountain_goat
46:00 <Picard> i told u not to swallow so often
46:00 <milk> Serenity have you been smoking?
46:00 <Serenity> no i do not smoke
46:00 <milk> giving lots of head?
47:00 <milk> thrush if you have
47:00 <Picard> well i think its time for bed, some people have jobs to go to tomorrow
47:00 <TheRiddler> gross
47:00 <TheRiddler> thrush in the throat
48:00 <milk> wet warm and sticky
48:00 <Picard> TheRiddler its a concept most australians are use to, you should try working for a living
48:00 <milk> berking for twerks
49:00 <lifestolen> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TZemFKSu3lE
49:00 <Picard> night peoples
49:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Tool-Stinkfist (Dec 16, 2008) 5:15 - Category: Music - 1,240,420 - 5,124 likes (98.6%), 75 dislikes (1.4%)
49:00 <Picard> die in a fire Bastardly_One :)(
50:00 <lifestolen> (?
50:00 <lifestolen> bring it
51:00 <TheRiddler> lol
51:00 <Serenity> i have a cold milk you freak
52:00 <milk> oral thrush?
52:00 <lifestolen> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rHPlZjgfWh4
52:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Evidence by Faith No More (Jul 25, 2009) 4:53 - Category: Music - 217,953 - 867 likes (97.5%), 22 dislikes (2.5%)
52:00 <matrix> Ignore him Serenity
52:00 <milk> just take some anti-biotics if it is
52:00 <Serenity> .
52:00 <Bastardly_One> milk
53:00 <Bastardly_One> you got normal there for a while
53:00 <milk> yeahrs?
53:00 <Bastardly_One> way to ruin it 
53:00 <TheRiddler> full cream milk
53:00 <Bastardly_One> bring back the milk of the just couple of weeks
53:00 <milk> you saying you were momentarily attracted to me?
54:00 <Bastardly_One> I demented but not that lost
54:00 <Serenity> thanks chris
54:00 <Bastardly_One> let's not get carried away
54:00 <milk> poor innocent Bastardly_one, lost in the storm
54:00 <Bastardly_One> omg!
54:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
54:00 <Bastardly_One> fucking keyboard
54:00 <Student> " i am demented...............
54:00 <Bastardly_One> I typed I'm
54:00 <Bastardly_One> yes thank you captain obvious
54:00 <Student> you typed I'm? today? :)
55:00 <Bastardly_One> hence Serenity said chris
55:00 <milk> it's called acpi fakekey
55:00 <lifestolen> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=409IGgu-Utw
55:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: HEAT Armored Truck Robbery Scene(HD) ( Sep 7, 2013) 5:03 - Category: Film & Animation - 87,039 - 274 likes (97.2%), 8 dislikes (2.8%)
55:00 <Bastardly_One> that typo or whatever 
55:00 <Bastardly_One> has amused me more than it should
56:00 <Bastardly_One> thanks Serenity
56:00 <lifestolen> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=409IGgu-Utw
56:00 <Bastardly_One> not
56:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: HEAT Armored Truck Robbery Scene(HD) ( Sep 7, 2013) 5:03 - Category: Film & Animation - 87,039 - 274 likes (97.2%), 8 dislikes (2.8%)
56:00 <Bastardly_One> ffs pz
56:00 <Serenity> FFS STOP WITH THE YOUTUBE LINKS
56:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck off
56:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah seriously
56:00 <Bastardly_One> contribute or fuck off with the overdose
56:00 <Bastardly_One> or idle
56:00 <Bastardly_One> either way
56:00 <milk> not all people natter
57:00 <lifestolen> \
57:00 <milk>  '
57:00 <matrix> Oh ffs why doesn't everyone just go to bed
57:00 <milk>   '
57:00 <Bastardly_One> it's aking to flooding
57:00 <Bastardly_One> oh matrix calm down lady
57:00 <Serenity> why would we go to bed
57:00 <Bastardly_One> akin to flooding also
57:00 <matrix> YouTube is fine if a.script didn't tell.you all about it
57:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah, you're not my mum!
58:00 <milk> up yah mum's bum
58:00 <matrix> Everyone fucking pastes links these days
58:00 <Bastardly_One> they flood every 2 mins and say nothing do they?
58:00 <matrix> The YouTube links
58:00 <matrix> A
59:00 <Bastardly_One> calm down lady
59:00 <matrix> Are the links the issue or the description given by BlackDevils script
59:00 <Bastardly_One> the constant linking IMO
59:00 <milk> being a heinous bitch all the time to absolutely everyone is the issue
59:00 <TheRiddler> matrix is a girl?
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