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01:00 <simba> thank u
03:00 <Saemon> go clive palmer
03:00 <Saemon> tells it like it is
04:00 <Saemon> need more pollies as gutsy as him i reckon
04:00 <Saemon> chinese are butthurt over what he said
04:00 <Saemon> most of the time, the truth hurts 
04:00 <mrdanger> lol
05:00 <Saemon> chinese govt are harsh communists with an appalling human rights track record
05:00 <Saemon> and they do kill, punish or imprison their own citizens that dare to speak out agaisnt them
05:00 <Saemon> dissention
05:00 <mrdanger> you sound like you wear a berret
06:00 <Saemon> im not french
06:00 <Saemon> nor a faggot.
06:00 <mrdanger> sure
07:00 <Saemon> yeah im sure, im 100% secure rock solid and confident with my heterosexuality
07:00 <Saemon> i am and will only be forever sexually attracted to females and vaginads
07:00 <Saemon> vaginas*
08:00 <mrdanger> so you've given it a try then?
08:00 <Saemon> sort off
08:00 <Saemon> ive tried anal stimulation with a cucumber, n oral on a another cucumber
08:00 <Saemon> didnt like it at all
09:00 <doctor> thats nice dear
09:00 <tooheys> lol @ another cucumber... i bet he used the same one
09:00 <British^Meat> Saemon u got unbanned again :)
10:00 <British^Meat> how many chances do you think you'll have Saemon?
10:00 <Saemon> ew no thats gross tooheys
10:00 <simba> 23:34:57 <Saemon> chinese govt are harsh communists with an appalling human rights track record
10:00 <simba> 23:35:19 <Saemon> and they do kill, punish or imprison their own citizens that dare to speak out agaisnt them
10:00 <simba> that sounds like a lot of countries
10:00 <Saemon> true
10:00 <Saemon> the americans do it as well
10:00 <Saemon> same with the russians
10:00 <simba> which gov DOESNT punish those that speak against it
10:00 <Saemon> in fact, the who snowden thing is a good example
11:00 <Saemon> and with russia, that dude who got poisoned with radiation and died in a british hospital
11:00 <Saemon> just to name a few
11:00 <doctor> they only harm you so they can protect you
11:00 <Saemon> protect us from ourselves
11:00 <Serenity> 2 cucum2 1 saemon
11:00 <Serenity> 2 cucumbers 1 saemon
11:00 <mrdanger> or the billionaire who was the only viable contender to run against putin that he chucked in prison for a few years to shut him up
12:00 <Saemon> 2 girls i cup style sezz lol
12:00 <Saemon> 1*
12:00 <Saemon> omg whose seen that journalist beheading video?
12:00 <Serenity> yes ty captain obvious
12:00 <Saemon> i havent dared too
12:00 <mrdanger> why would you want to?
12:00 <Saemon> must have been horrific
12:00 <Saemon> morbid curiousity i guess mrdanger
12:00 <ATS63> A 9 year old accidentally killed her instructor with an Uzi on a gun range. Isn't it about time we banned 9 year olds?
12:00 <simba> i think i saw that
13:00 <simba> ive seena  lot of beheading videos
13:00 <Saemon> did u have nightmares?
13:00 <Serenity> they showed it on the news
13:00 <mrdanger> the police killed a cameraman on cops yesterday as well
13:00 <simba> no
13:00 <mrdanger> shot him good
13:00 <doctor> yeah, no more children please
13:00 <Serenity> some of us didn't get a choice
14:00 <mrdanger> i wonder if they'll stop cops now
14:00 <simba> the 6 o clock news surely didnt have unedited footage of a beheading
14:00 <mrdanger> the tv show that is
14:00 <doctor> i only saw still pictures of the beheading, wasn't all that interested in watching the flick
14:00 <ATS63> mrdanger: easy, ban cameramen
14:00 <Serenity> yes they did
14:00 <Serenity> and they didnt warn people either
14:00 <Serenity> there was a big uproar about it
14:00 <ATS63> mrdanger: also you're talking about murica. Fuck murica. This is straya, m8
14:00 <mrdanger> yeah i wouldnt wanna see that shit
14:00 <mrdanger> ATS63: give it a few years
15:00 <Serenity> it was shit because peoples kids are around at that time of night
15:00 <ATS63> murica has far greater issues than cops shooting cameramen
15:00 <Saemon> what im wondering is, ok, so that journalist guy and other victims like him, they all knew their fate i assume, knew that they are gona die - get executed no matter what they do
15:00 <mrdanger> i dont know, i think that's pretty fundamental
15:00 <Saemon> so why just simply sit their and take it?
15:00 <Saemon> nothing to lose
15:00 <mrdanger> an inept police force that is quick to use force 
15:00 <Saemon> so whynot go out with a bang
15:00 <Serenity> Saemon they are terrorists.
15:00 <doctor> dunno
15:00 <Saemon> inflict as much damage as possible on the attacker
15:00 <Serenity> think about teh threats to their families etc
15:00 <Saemon> before they manage to kill u
15:00 <British^Meat> oh god, is Saemon trying to make points again?
15:00 <British^Meat> *SIGH*
16:00 <simba> thats what everyone comments "why do they just sit there id fucken be going mental"
16:00 <doctor> maybe you'd have to be in a similar position to understand why
16:00 <Serenity> if someone tells you they are going to kill your family
16:00 <Serenity> you fucking shut up
16:00 <Serenity> and do as youre told
16:00 <Saemon> if i was him, i'd lunge at that terrorists guys dick
16:00 <Saemon> and bite it off
16:00 <ATS63> mrdanger: how about their invasion policies
16:00 <ATS63> ?
16:00 <simba> youd be dead before you started that process
16:00 <Saemon> he may kill me, but at least ive managed to ruin his life in some way
16:00 <doctor> i'd like to think i'd fight back, but I dunno
16:00 <doctor> can never really say
16:00 <mrdanger> ATS63: they're not great either, but we all do that
16:00 <Saemon> head butt them, kick them etc
16:00 <Saemon> do some fucken thing
16:00 <Saemon> not just sit there passively
17:00 <mrdanger> i think thats been beaten out of them by then saemon
17:00 <mrdanger> they're usually held for a long time before that stage
17:00 <Saemon> but i know, this is me saying this sitting at come
17:00 <Saemon> home*
17:00 <simba> why would you fight someone who probably told you you wont be killed?
17:00 <Saemon> in a real situation like that id probably be paralysed with fear
17:00 <ATS63> mrdanger: I think the deaths of hundreds of thousands of innocents greatly outweighs a stupid cops cameraman
17:00 <Saemon> i see
17:00 <ATS63> cameraman knew the risk when he took the jerb
18:00 <ATS63> innocent civilians had no choice
18:00 <mrdanger> ATS63: right, but Australia is part of that
18:00 <Saemon> doctor yeah, once u know ur gona die
18:00 <Saemon> just fight back
18:00 <ATS63> Yes but... how long before murica fabricates the evidence to invade us? Don't laugh, its possible.
18:00 <Saemon> cuz u got nothing to lose anymore
18:00 <mrdanger> no its not
18:00 <Serenity> saemon did you read anything i said you imbecile
18:00 <Saemon> thats why they say, in war, soldiers whose side have lost and have accepted their fate
19:00 <Saemon> are the most dangerous
19:00 <simba> Saemon is a good troll 
19:00 <mrdanger> possible, but probably one of the least likely things ever stated
19:00 <Saemon> or same with death row inmates
19:00 <Serenity> nope hes just ranting
19:00 <Quinn> e.e
19:00 <BONKERZ> hes not reading anything
19:00 <ATS63> mrdanger: do not forget that 40 years ago, murica was arming both iraq & osama
19:00 <British^Meat> Serenity, i think this is better than the family thermos fight....
19:00 <British^Meat> https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=1459520627660150
19:00 <BONKERZ> he cant type without looking at the keyboard
19:00 <ATS63> mrdanger: tell me again why its not pissable
19:00 <Saemon> omg Serenity
19:00 <mrdanger> ATS63: 40? America armed the Taliban
19:00 <mrdanger> mr informed
19:00 <Saemon> guess whats gona be on 
20:00 <Saemon> on monday :DDDD
20:00 <Serenity> lol that poor dog
20:00 <Saemon> bigbrother 2014 :D
20:00 <Saemon> i saw tim featured on the ad
20:00 <Serenity> big brother starts on the 8th
20:00 <BONKERZ> fuck off Saemon
20:00 <Serenity> .
20:00 <Saemon> why is he in it? is he gona be some guess host or something?
20:00 <simba> oh man
20:00 <simba> take it to #teens
20:00 <British^Meat> wasnt there a big brother ban in here last year>
20:00 <British^Meat> ?
20:00 <British^Meat> If not
21:00 <BONKERZ> lol thats cute
21:00 <British^Meat> can there be one this year?
21:00 <Saemon> i dont think so
21:00 <Serenity> haha
21:00 <BONKERZ> Saemon trying to be relevent
21:00 <simba> i hope so
21:00 <Saemon> because Serenity is also a fan of bigbrother
21:00 <mrdanger> cant we all just get along
21:00 <Saemon> why cant we be friends, why cant weeee be frienddds
21:00 <BONKERZ> because youre a fuckwit
22:00 <simba> Saemon why do you tease us by taking two month breaks
22:00 <Saemon> daheo BONKERZ 
22:00 <Saemon> who in the blue hell are u
22:00 <BONKERZ> here we go
22:00 <Saemon> wats ur beef with me bro
22:00 <BONKERZ> same shit syndrome
23:00 <Serenity> i popped off
23:00 <Serenity> it sounded like a trumpet
23:00 <BONKERZ> brrrtt
23:00 <Saemon> ah, even though tonight is literally my 2nd night back on mirc, and i havent seen the nick BONKERZ before, going by how u are acting
23:00 <Saemon> i assume BONKERZ u are that shadowluker person?
23:00 <Serenity> oh shut up and learn to irc
23:00 <BONKERZ> rofl dis cunt
23:00 <simba> why did u come back Saemon
24:00 <BONKERZ> yeh
24:00 <British^Meat> y do u shun #adelaidesa Saemon?
24:00 <BONKERZ> why did you
24:00 <Saemon> too lonely n bored i guess
24:00 <BONKERZ> good
24:00 <Saemon> British^Meat because u dont appreciate me in there
24:00 <BONKERZ> do it somewhere else
24:00 <British^Meat> u just cause trouble...
24:00 <British^Meat> and are dealt with accordingly
24:00 <BONKERZ> noone appreciates you here either
25:00 <British^Meat> funny, last time i asked that you said "COZ n0 OnE TalkS"
25:00 <ATS63> https://www.facebook.com/australianfederalpolice/photos/a.159638850843393.38513.148004722006806/905651782908759/?type=1&permPage=1
25:00 <Saemon> loof seems to appreciate me, so does pandas
25:00 <British^Meat> lol
25:00 <Saemon> thats also true British^Meat
25:00 <British^Meat> gr8 m8s
25:00 <Saemon> nothing goes on in there
25:00 <ATS63> AFP are g8
25:00 <simba> so why did you leave in the first place
25:00 <British^Meat> not when u enter
25:00 <Serenity> bffs
25:00 <Saemon> because i got sick
26:00 <simba> from what
26:00 <Saemon> influenza
26:00 <BONKERZ> we dont appreciate Loof or pandas either
26:00 <simba> from hookers??
26:00 <simba> did you drink stale hooker piss
26:00 <Saemon> lol 
26:00 <Saemon> oh u
27:00 <simba> what do you think got you sick
27:00 <Saemon> hrmm
27:00 <ATS63> poo covered pellets of heroin
27:00 <Saemon> perhaps i picked it up from when i was at the shops
27:00 <Serenity> did you actually have the flu
27:00 <Serenity> or a cold
27:00 <Saemon> alot of ppl nearby were coughing n sneezing n stuff
27:00 <BONKERZ> he got the sniffles
28:00 <Saemon> i had the whole shebang sore throat runny nose high fever aches n pains coughing sore chest full of phlegm
28:00 <Saemon> phlegm was like green n brown mixed together 
29:00 <Saemon> turn into a tan sorta color like iced coffee
29:00 <simba> sickening
29:00 <simba> are you like frighteningly huge
29:00 <Maurice> In answer, Serenity, he had a cold
29:00 <Serenity> yeah lol
29:00 <Saemon> im like jabba the hutt
30:00 <Saemon> lol jks
30:00 <ATS63> Open up a can of whoop ass
30:00 <ATS63> To eat
30:00 <ATS63> also known as stagg
30:00 <Saemon> oh heellll yeah
30:00 <ATS63> ripped cunt food
30:00 <Saemon> a can of whoop ass 
30:00 <Saemon> and thats the bottom liiiiiine, cuz saemon said so!
30:00 <Saemon> Saemon 3:16
31:00 <Serenity> worst feels ever when you click 'delete torrent and data' instead of 'delete torrent'
31:00 <Serenity> wah
31:00 <British^Meat> r u going to the gawler show?
31:00 <Saemon> omg this ebola epedemic is scary
31:00 <simba> i just hit delete key
31:00 <simba> no chance of a Mouse Mishap
31:00 <ATS63> Serenity: you international cyber criminal. I hope you feel guilt when you torrent
32:00 <Saemon> so with ebola u just bleed out of everywhere? that sounds like when the vampires in true blood are cryinh
32:00 <simba> lol @ guilt
32:00 <Serenity> yeah massive guilt.
32:00 <British^Meat> u wont ever ever ever get ebola Saemon
32:00 <Saemon> why not
32:00 <Saemon> not that i want it
32:00 <ATS63> Serenity: ever have someone tell you about a show, and you're like "I'm going to torrent that"
32:00 <British^Meat> Its not like getting the flu
32:00 <ATS63> pre-meditated copyright infringement
32:00 <British^Meat> its like getting an STD
33:00 <simba> lollll
33:00 <BONKERZ> would you shut up
33:00 <British^Meat> it requires an exchange of fluids
33:00 <British^Meat> or closer personal contact
33:00 <simba> ever seen a dweeb in a chatroom stick up for gigantic corporations?
33:00 <Saemon> so if someone with ebola spits on me
33:00 <Saemon> i'd get it?
33:00 <British^Meat> no
33:00 <simba> hey, ur robbing sony!!! im the sony police!!!
34:00 <Serenity> Saemon dont worry about it. no one will ever exchange bodily fluids with you
34:00 <Serenity> ever
34:00 <ATS63> Sony don't have police. They just pressure govs to do their work for them like all rich folk
34:00 <Maurice> Unless they were just pissing on you
34:00 <Serenity> torrents themselves arent illegal.
34:00 <simba> (youre the sony police in this situation)
35:00 <Serenity> theres perfectly legal stuff to download out there
35:00 <Serenity> who knows what im torrenting
35:00 <Serenity> could be Maurice's home porn for all you know
35:00 <ATS63> oh yea, like linux
35:00 <ATS63> I download that on usenet
35:00 <Maurice> ;)
35:00 <ATS63> I has the linux collection from alt.binaries.erotica
35:00 <Saemon> lol Maurice bow chicka wow wooooow
36:00 <British^Meat> Saemon, gawler show
36:00 <Saemon> wat bout it
36:00 <British^Meat> r u going?
36:00 <Saemon> no
36:00 <simba> oh yeah i heard about that, never knew other shows existed 
36:00 <British^Meat> simba
36:00 <British^Meat> get out of the burbs dawg
36:00 <British^Meat> there a krapunda show
36:00 <British^Meat> eaudunda
36:00 <British^Meat> tanunda
36:00 <British^Meat> nuri
36:00 <British^Meat> dude, really....
37:00 <simba> are they all for aboriginals
37:00 <Saemon> hillbilly terrirtory
37:00 <British^Meat> just wow
37:00 <Saemon> i ever go out to rural S.A
37:00 <British^Meat> lol
37:00 <British^Meat> gawler isnt rural u spanner
37:00 <Serenity> i doubt you leave the house tbh
37:00 <British^Meat> its like 10 mins from where u live
37:00 <British^Meat> sheesh
37:00 <Saemon> i dont want to be some redneck serial killer victin
37:00 <simba> yeah Saemon you live in a fucking shithole
38:00 <ATS63> Saemon: just take a big knife. That'll scare 'em
38:00 <Saemon> hey elizabeth is improved HUGLEY
38:00 <British^Meat> well, it is rural, but still, 10 mins from whereu live
38:00 <Saemon> hugely*
38:00 <simba> polish a turd its still a turd
38:00 <ATS63> That reminds me. I need a knew knife. Lost mine last trip :(
38:00 <Saemon> go to elizabeth shopping centre and look at how nice n modernised it is
38:00 <ATS63> Got stuck in some guy
38:00 <ATS63> Rude
38:00 <Saemon> it rivals like tea tree plaza and westfield marion
39:00 <Saemon> lol sezz snowtown style
39:00 <simba> there are plenty of shithole suburbs with flashy plastic new shopping centres, theyre still full of bogan trash, ive seen it at sefton plaza with my own eyes
39:00 <simba> they have good little cold roll places tho
39:00 <Saemon> lol simba i agree
39:00 <ATS63> simba: plastic shopping centres attract the bitches
39:00 <Saemon> even though i still insist elizabeth is good now
39:00 <simba> and i saw an asian with a starcraft shirt what a legend
39:00 <simba> prove it
39:00 <simba> take photographs
40:00 <simba> with you out the front grinning and enjoying yourself
40:00 <British^Meat> i dunno....
40:00 <British^Meat> i reckon he's just a flat out liar
40:00 <Saemon> no i dont want so show my face
40:00 <Saemon> or my body
40:00 <ATS63> They do! On weds I met one. She was yelling at me "where did you get your license from?" etc. claiming I cut her off in a single lane of traffic
40:00 <Saemon> im not exactly brad pitt in the looks department
40:00 <British^Meat> what if i ask you a lizbef based question?
40:00 <simba> r u brad pitt x john candy?
41:00 <Saemon> my self esteem is low enough already with all you guys dissing the shit outta me on how fugly i am
41:00 <Saemon> without* all you guys dissing
41:00 <Serenity> https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=270935803114885&set=vb.100005954023444&type=2&theater
41:00 <ATS63> http://loyalkng.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/brad-pitts-halloween-costume-dj-lance-rock.jpg
41:00 <British^Meat> oh, Saemon i got a corker question for u
41:00 <Saemon> wats a corker?
42:00 <British^Meat> name 2 businesses opposite the lizbef train station
42:00 <Saemon> cashconverters n maccas
42:00 <British^Meat> he tells the truth....
42:00 <Saemon> of course
42:00 <simba> lol
42:00 <simba> two top businesses there
42:00 <Saemon> i live there.
42:00 <British^Meat> lol
42:00 <Saemon> lol 
42:00 <Saemon> so true
43:00 <Saemon> i check out cash converters quite often for any good things to buy
43:00 <British^Meat> i would also have accepted radio rentals
43:00 <Saemon> n maccas for sustanence
43:00 <simba> are all cashies employees relentlessly cheerful?
43:00 <Saemon> no
43:00 <simba> we bought a wii there and the guy wouldnt stop cracking gay jokes and trying to be funny
43:00 <simba> he seemed gay as hell
43:00 <simba> like a closet homo for sure
44:00 <Saemon> lol
44:00 <ATS63> Cashies stuff is junk
44:00 <sellmysoulfordickydimes> NOOOO
44:00 <sellmysoulfordickydimes> HE WAS MY FAVOURITE
44:00 <sellmysoulfordickydimes> star
44:00 <sellmysoulfordickydimes> of the movie
44:00 <simba> a nintendo for 20 bux is good shit
44:00 <sellmysoulfordickydimes> my ass
44:00 <sellmysoulfordickydimes> sorry..
44:00 <British^Meat> Saemon, shall we catch the train to adelaide and meet simba at the rotunda and score weed?
44:00 <sellmysoulfordickydimes> mwa
44:00 <sellmysoulfordickydimes> ne u guys will do
44:00 <ATS63> I swear all their stuff is encrusted with semen
44:00 <simba> lets all score togerther
44:00 <sellmysoulfordickydimes> scaryprictures.productitons
44:00 <ATS63> Do they pay a fat guy to do that?
44:00 <Saemon> British^Meat as if
44:00 <sellmysoulfordickydimes> saemon u fag
44:00 <Saemon> with my reputation on here
45:00 <sellmysoulfordickydimes> go to Saemon.is.a.ga.coff
45:00 <Saemon> i'd never ever feel safe around anyone from here irl
45:00 <sellmysoulfordickydimes> kk
45:00 <sellmysoulfordickydimes> bye
45:00 <British^Meat> hah, dude
45:00 <sellmysoulfordickydimes> fk off now bye bye
45:00 <simba> lol
45:00 <sellmysoulfordickydimes> coffs
45:00 <British^Meat> we arent all bald headed chubby wankers
45:00 <British^Meat> sif bash u
45:00 <simba> #adelaide
45:00 <Saemon> well who knows, what if us 3 do meet up
45:00 <sellmysoulfordickydimes> i am so so bad
45:00 <sellmysoulfordickydimes> iam sorreyyy
45:00 <ATS63> Saemon: not even me? I'm slightly not even offended
45:00 <sellmysoulfordickydimes> I represent Saemanz
45:00 <Saemon> n u n simba scheme n beat me to a pulp
46:00 <British^Meat> dont be an arse
46:00 <sellmysoulfordickydimes> Saemon do not do this to maaaiiiyy
46:00 <British^Meat> y would i bash u?
46:00 <sellmysoulfordickydimes> do naaut
46:00 <sellmysoulfordickydimes> !
46:00 <sellmysoulfordickydimes> baby
46:00 <simba> bashing you would probably consume a lot of energy 
46:00 <British^Meat> y would simba bash u?
46:00 <ATS63> British^Meat: I'd bash you for fun
46:00 <Saemon> i dunno British^Meat, dont u both hate me?
46:00 <British^Meat> id sue u for fun
46:00 <sellmysoulfordickydimes> I wish ATS63 would just butt me!
46:00 <simba> i dont hate anyone
46:00 <simba> hating is for jews
47:00 <British^Meat> same
47:00 <ATS63> You're black right? And from britin? You're in ISIS
47:00 <British^Meat> its irc
47:00 <sellmysoulfordickydimes> ;) *falls ova*
47:00 <British^Meat> chill 
47:00 <sellmysoulfordickydimes> I
47:00 <simba> plus you dont hurt people, you just suck, id sooner bash josh because he likes hurting people
47:00 <simba> IM GONNA BASH U JOSH
47:00 <British^Meat> lol
47:00 <simba> BASH U IRL
47:00 <sellmysoulfordickydimes> am talkin' about jumpin off the cliff ATS63
47:00 <sellmysoulfordickydimes> let's do it
47:00 <sellmysoulfordickydimes> wanna
47:00 <ATS63> okay, you first
47:00 <British^Meat> yer then beagle can jump in, me, korax, mew, pirate, pirates kid
47:00 <sellmysoulfordickydimes> don
47:00 <simba> you fight ATS63 and ill fight the loser
48:00 <sellmysoulfordickydimes> don't prod bro
48:00 <sellmysoulfordickydimes> lol
48:00 <sellmysoulfordickydimes> simba
48:00 <sellmysoulfordickydimes> uno u could get me up there easy
48:00 <sellmysoulfordickydimes> i wana sky dive bro
48:00 <ATS63> sky diving is fun
48:00 <ATS63> However summer is coming up. Great time to learn whitewater kyaking :D
48:00 <Serenity> pirates kid would kick all your butts
49:00 <sellmysoulfordickydimes> ive never done it obvs
49:00 <sellmysoulfordickydimes> i want to
49:00 <sellmysoulfordickydimes> shit myself in the air
49:00 <Saemon> skydiving is ridicoulus
49:00 <sellmysoulfordickydimes> ATS63
49:00 <sellmysoulfordickydimes> you know someone?
49:00 <Saemon> if humans were meant to be in the air nature would have given us feathers n wings
49:00 <ATS63> I know a few people yes
49:00 <ATS63> Some of them have pills
49:00 <sellmysoulfordickydimes> simba, me and you man
49:00 <ATS63> Want numbers?
49:00 <sellmysoulfordickydimes> I do want a number
49:00 <Serenity> thats the stupidest thing ever to say Saemon
50:00 <sellmysoulfordickydimes> for south aus?
50:00 <sellmysoulfordickydimes> i'll go
50:00 <Serenity> humans werent meant to have organ transplants either but i bet you wouldnt refuse one of those
50:00 <sellmysoulfordickydimes> i fkn hate heighs fucks me up
50:00 <sellmysoulfordickydimes> ill do it
50:00 <sellmysoulfordickydimes> idc
50:00 <ATS63> Confront the fears
50:00 <sellmysoulfordickydimes> i used to love climbin nanas tree
50:00 <sellmysoulfordickydimes> was dope
50:00 <sellmysoulfordickydimes> as a kid
50:00 <simba> humans arent supposed to eat maccas but look at ya Saemon
50:00 <ATS63> You climbed your nanas dope tree? Right on
50:00 <sellmysoulfordickydimes> gime
51:00 <sellmysoulfordickydimes> hahaha
51:00 <Saemon> yeah but an organ transplant is different from being perfectly healthy n fine n just go risking your life leaping from a aeroplane cuz you're bored n after some shits n giggles
51:00 <simba> youre even warned about it and you still eat it
51:00 <sellmysoulfordickydimes> now gime
51:00 <simba> whats wrong with ya
51:00 <sellmysoulfordickydimes> simba
51:00 <sellmysoulfordickydimes> i like you man
51:00 <sellmysoulfordickydimes> this
51:00 <sellmysoulfordickydimes> ATS63
51:00 <sellmysoulfordickydimes> pm
51:00 <simba> ._______.
51:00 <ATS63> Put down the needle
52:00 <sellmysoulfordickydimes> simba
52:00 <sellmysoulfordickydimes> you dont know me bro
52:00 <sellmysoulfordickydimes> k
52:00 <sellmysoulfordickydimes> okay
52:00 <ATS63> simba, you don't know him bro
52:00 <sellmysoulfordickydimes> OKAY BROOO
52:00 <sellmysoulfordickydimes> now in the air one time
52:00 <ATS63> He is not your bruzz, cuzz
52:00 <sellmysoulfordickydimes> yoooooooooooooooooo
52:00 <Saemon> fuck man all this ice bucket challenge bullshit is pissing me off
52:00 <simba> i know u well enough to know that u always say "u dont know me bro" to people who u wish didnt know so much about u
52:00 <sellmysoulfordickydimes> i am falling and stallone isnt here!
53:00 <simba> hows that 4 ya
53:00 <simba> did that mess with ur mind
53:00 <Saemon> its like that stupid kony 2012 shit
53:00 <sellmysoulfordickydimes> wolves bro
53:00 <simba> was that a mind melta
53:00 <sellmysoulfordickydimes> not nice
53:00 <sellmysoulfordickydimes> fk man
53:00 <simba> is ur mind_melted
53:00 <ATS63> Cheese melta
55:00 <Quinn> So I built my desk. I'm proud as
55:00 <Quinn> It's my desk baby. 
55:00 <Serenity> yay Quinn
56:00 <Quinn> :D
56:00 <Interrupt> time to go
56:00 <ATS63> From Ikea?
56:00 <Quinn> Nah from some place called Wayfair? 
56:00 <Interrupt> nah
56:00 <Quinn> It's lovely. <3
57:00 <Interrupt> you're a dog mate
57:00 <Quinn> ... who?
57:00 <Interrupt> blow ya away
57:00 <simba> Interrupt, put a sock in it
57:00 <sellmysoulfordickydimes> simba
57:00 <Quinn> (I think he's been drinking)
57:00 <sellmysoulfordickydimes> your debt
58:00 <ATS63> Drinking aye
58:00 <ATS63> Who does that? Fucking losers
58:00 <sellmysoulfordickydimes> aye
58:00 <simba> the weak, jews, bogans
58:00 <sellmysoulfordickydimes> want to weigh something?
58:00 <Quinn> Thirsty people. 
58:00 <sellmysoulfordickydimes> I can do it fella
58:00 <ATS63> You forgot japs
59:00 <sellmysoulfordickydimes> what's you name??
59:00 <ATS63> Those cunts are heavy weights
59:00 <sellmysoulfordickydimes> aye
59:00 <sellmysoulfordickydimes> DUDE
59:00 <sellmysoulfordickydimes> DONT YOU
59:00 <sellmysoulfordickydimes> FUCKING SLAG OFF
59:00 <sellmysoulfordickydimes> my pizza rollz
59:00 <Interrupt> belt the fuck out of ya
59:00 <sellmysoulfordickydimes> roooooooooo,,,,z
59:00 <ATS63> Ya'll just convicts in roo land
59:00 <Interrupt> maccas carpark
00:00 <sellmysoulfordickydimes> WOAH
00:00 <sellmysoulfordickydimes> a conz descriptz
00:00 <sellmysoulfordickydimes> um
00:00 <Quinn> I'm an immigrant in roo land. 
00:00 <Quinn> To be fair. 
00:00 <sellmysoulfordickydimes> like
00:00 <sellmysoulfordickydimes> yo
00:00 <Interrupt> smash ya face ien the primary school window with a little bit of c4
00:00 <sellmysoulfordickydimes> id fault
00:00 <sellmysoulfordickydimes> and less flavor
00:00 <sellmysoulfordickydimes> forgive me
00:00 <sellmysoulfordickydimes> for this
01:00 <Interrupt> plastic explosive
01:00 <sellmysoulfordickydimes> no
01:00 <sellmysoulfordickydimes> nothing with you in it
01:00 <sellmysoulfordickydimes> :)
01:00 <simba> ok
01:00 <Interrupt> bang mothetcuekr bang bang bang
01:00 <ATS63> pow pow mofo pow pow pow pow
01:00 <Interrupt> u can call the cops
02:00 <Interrupt> i pull my own glock
02:00 <ATS63> Oh? Which model you gots?
02:00 <Interrupt> heckler & koch
02:00 <ATS63> LEL
02:00 <Interrupt> 9mm killa 
02:00 <ATS63> a heckler & koch glock eh
02:00 <ATS63> Okay then, I'll go have a pepsi coke
03:00 <slug> night rider mate 
03:00 <Interrupt> ill ,make u a drink
03:00 <slug> drink gasoline 
04:00 <simba> Interrupt at the keyboard http://i.imgur.com/769FnGr.gif
04:00 <ATS63> slug: doesn't feel right unless you drink it through a hose
04:00 <Interrupt> er
04:00 <Interrupt> u got my pic
04:00 <Interrupt> ?
05:00 <slug> thats way i drink it
05:00 <slug> out car fuel tank 
05:00 <sellmysoulfordickydimes> No
05:00 <BONKERZ> 1	+Bastardly One	143999	12.3. 10:23am	"sounds miles to walk to say"
05:00 <sellmysoulfordickydimes> Interrupt
05:00 <sellmysoulfordickydimes> my slag
05:00 <BONKERZ> 143999lines
05:00 <Interrupt> ya wanna have a go
06:00 <Quinn> Shush Bonkerz the mood is enhanced 5000% when there's no b1 plague
06:00 <sellmysoulfordickydimes> I AM A THRAT
06:00 <Interrupt> belt the fuck out of ya maccas carpark
06:00 <BONKERZ> yeh but we have ATS63 and Interrupt right now
06:00 <BONKERZ> thats just as bad
06:00 <Quinn> Yea but I like them. 
06:00 <slug> i gonna knife all u cunts
06:00 <Quinn> They aren't filth. 
06:00 <BONKERZ> you just entered their basket
06:00 <simba> Interrupt is filth
07:00 <Quinn> Compared to B1? 
07:00 <slug> Interrupt is a gentleman
07:00 <simba> well im pretty sure both have spent a lot of money on hard drugs
07:00 <Quinn> Word. 
07:00 <Serenity> hes worse
07:00 <BONKERZ> your credibility == 0 now
07:00 <simba> DDOS YA
07:00 <Quinn> Interrupt hasn't pissed me off therefor he's a decent chap. 
07:00 <Interrupt> boots wid da furrr
07:00 <BONKERZ> nope
08:00 <ATS63> Hmm... I could make margaritas except I'm not a slut
08:00 <Quinn> Lolol
08:00 <Interrupt> slut
08:00 <Interrupt> lol
08:00 <Serenity> are they a sluts drink?
08:00 <Interrupt> rofl
08:00 <ATS63> Yes
08:00 <ATS63> 1.5 parts tequila
08:00 <Serenity> better give em to me then
08:00 <ATS63> 1 part triple sec
08:00 <Interrupt> pay for sex
09:00 <ATS63> 1 part lime juice
09:00 <Quinn> Aren't bacardi breeders a slut drink
09:00 <simba> metaru gearu soridiru!!!!!!!!!
09:00 <Serenity> yumm
09:00 <ATS63> 1 part rohypnol
09:00 <Quinn> Margaritas are like... cougar drink
09:00 <Interrupt> patrick bateman
09:00 <ATS63> hecho en mexico
10:00 <ATS63> whatever that means
10:00 <Interrupt> taco
10:00 <ATS63> I think it means "cheap"
10:00 <Quinn> Made in Mexico
10:00 <ATS63> So I was right
10:00 <Interrupt> call a taxi
10:00 <Quinn> Yea. 
10:00 <Quinn> Lol. 
11:00 <ATS63> Apparently mehicans don't drink it with lime or salt. Thats a gringo thing
11:00 <ATS63> They don't use shot glasses either
12:00 <slug> drink it with coke instead
12:00 <ATS63> Mehicans can't afford coke
12:00 <slug> yes they can
12:00 <Quinn> The lime thing started by putting slices of lime in beer bottles to keep the flies out. Like a filter. 
12:00 <slug> coke over there is about 100 times cheaper then here
12:00 <slug> cheap as sugar mate
13:00 <ATS63> lel
13:00 <ATS63> my coke bottle just exploded on me
13:00 <slug> HAR HAR
13:00 <Quinn> Coke over there is actually made with cane sugar rather than corn syrup. 
13:00 <slug> serves ya right
13:00 <Interrupt> 2litre?
13:00 <slug> the mexicans god just punished you 
13:00 <Quinn> And it's the only place in the world that does that still.
14:00 <simba> <Quinn> The lime thing started by putting slices of lime in beer bottles to keep the flies out. Like a filter.  - thats cool
14:00 <Quinn> :D
15:00 <Interrupt>  /clear
15:00 <slug> magoots
15:00 <Interrupt> history -c && history -w
15:00 <slug> wish my gout would fuck off
16:00 <ATS63> Fuckin mehico
16:00 <ATS63> I agree its their fault
16:00 <ATS63> We should invade
16:00 <Interrupt> with styers?
16:00 <Saemon> https://au.news.yahoo.com/thewest/world/a/24763451/teacher-faces-student-rape-charges/
16:00 <Quinn> Blueberries help with gout slug
16:00 <Saemon> holy shit that chick teacher is hot as 
16:00 <Quinn> Blueberry juice will be a godsend
16:00 <slug> bulldust
16:00 <Saemon> this was MY fantasy when i was 15
16:00 <slug> that kinda shiot causes it'
17:00 <Saemon> by music teacher was this hot 24 yr old blonde everyone wanted to fuck her lol
17:00 <Quinn> Nah my dad has gout. Swears by blueberries when it flares up
17:00 <ATS63> Saemon: she looks alright. I would've fucked her if I were in school
17:00 <Saemon> yeah i reckon hey
17:00 <ATS63> Debra LeFave
17:00 <Quinn> Hiiiii xm
17:00 <Saemon> why whoud that dude who got to fuck her
17:00 <ATS63> Look her up
17:00 <Saemon> get her arrested?
17:00 <xm> ey Quinn 
18:00 <Saemon> Debra LeFave meh
18:00 <Saemon> shes fuckable
18:00 <slug> maybe she was a bad root
18:00 <Saemon> but shes got a mean looking face
18:00 <Saemon> it is a attractive shaped face
18:00 <ATS63> I'd still put one through her
19:00 <ATS63> Without hestitation
19:00 <Quinn> Through. 
19:00 <Saemon> but its in no way serene or soft
19:00 <Quinn> Like a skewer?
19:00 <Quinn> A bit much. 
19:00 <ATS63> Yea my dick does that
19:00 <Saemon> true ATS63 i was just commenting on the beauty side of it
19:00 <ATS63> Comes out their mouths
19:00 <slug> looks like been photoshopped
19:00 <ATS63> They love it
19:00 <Quinn> No comment Bahahahaha
19:00 <Saemon> would i still let Debra LeFave pee into my mouth? hell fucken yes.
19:00 <slug> i dont rekon shes hot 
19:00 <Quinn> Ughn
19:00 <slug> look like got 18kilo makeup on
20:00 <ATS63> Ever had a hot teacher you wanted to fuck?
20:00 <slug> fukin oath
20:00 <Quinn> Fuck, you guys are all kinds of charming aintcha
20:00 <Saemon> try 5
20:00 <Saemon> i had 5 teachers i actually targeted
20:00 <ATS63> I had one. Then I saw her when I was about 25, and I realised she wasn't that special
20:00 <Saemon> like, thought of raping when i was in yr 10
20:00 <Saemon> i was a pretty messed up teen
20:00 <slug> more a fantasy when u young
20:00 <slug> bit like fuckin a copper or something now 
21:00 <simba> now ur a messed up manchild
21:00 <ATS63> Fucking coppers is meaningless when you're a cop
21:00 <ATS63> Also its usually gay
22:00 <ATS63> Female cops are usually pretty hot though
22:00 <slug> what is gay about fuckin a woman cop
22:00 <ATS63> It was a joke on most cops being men
22:00 <Saemon> most female ive seen are pretty chubby
22:00 <Quinn> Hafta be
22:00 <Saemon> dont they have to take fitness tests n shit
23:00 <Saemon> no way they would pass a beep test
23:00 <xm> it's all about the chest measurements
23:00 <xm> that's all that is needed
23:00 <slug> i rekon women look more sey a bit curvy 
23:00 <slug> sexy
23:00 <Quinn> Preach it slug!!
23:00 <simba> course they do
23:00 <Quinn> Ten points to sluggindor
23:00 <ATS63> Yea aye
23:00 <simba> nobody wants a boring ass stick bug
23:00 <ATS63> tits or gtfo
24:00 <Saemon> theres nothing worse then a old wrinkly stick bug who smokes n dresses in mini shorts n tank tops
24:00 <Quinn> That's oddly specific
24:00 <Saemon> n swears as she rants on the train
24:00 <ATS63> Nurses are supposed to be hot. Still theres heaps more fat ugly nurses than there are female cops
24:00 <simba> "Nurses are supposed to be hot."
24:00 <simba> wtf
24:00 <simba> lol
25:00 <Quinn> ^
25:00 <simba> youre been brainwashed by porn.
25:00 <simba> youve*
25:00 <slug> lol
25:00 <Saemon> i encounter them all the time on the elizabeth train
25:00 <ATS63> Perhaps
25:00 <Saemon> lol yeah
25:00 <Quinn> Nurses are supposed to be well trained mothafucha
25:00 <ATS63> Nah just hot
25:00 <Saemon> most nurses i seen are old n fat
25:00 <simba> nurses are about infinite care and we all know big women are the most loving
25:00 <Quinn> I don't want a pretty idiot taking my blood or giving me an iv
26:00 <Saemon> they just remind me of misery
26:00 <ATS63> Big titties = nurture
26:00 <Saemon> fat over-caring n crazy
26:00 <slug> hairdresser always the hottest
26:00 <xm> male mental health nurses are fairly fit for obvious reasons
26:00 <Quinn> Give me a hard worn bitch who knows her trade thanks
26:00 <ATS63> Nah
26:00 <ATS63> Hairdressers are always the most fucking retarded
26:00 <Quinn> Yup
26:00 <Saemon> whys that ATS63?
26:00 <Quinn> Actually no
26:00 <slug> they always well kept
27:00 <Saemon> explain that statement please
27:00 <Quinn> Nail salon women. 
27:00 <ATS63> Mine fb stalked me, lul. She looks like a barbie doll. Same kind of intellect
27:00 <Saemon> my current crush is a hairdresser
27:00 <slug> ATS63 when you say hot your talkin about them like they are a piece of meat, not their intellect
27:00 <Saemon> how did u know she facebook stalked you?
27:00 <Quinn> Nail salon women are dumb as fucking dirt
27:00 <Saemon> did she add you without u ever giving her your fb?
27:00 <ATS63> slug: I prefer ham-wallet
27:00 <xm> 'really?' 'cool' 'tell me more about WWF' 'oh yes i love animals too' 'oh sorry i forgot'
28:00 <slug> Quinn no suprise they are cleaning the dirt off your fingernails
28:00 <Saemon> wwf as in stone cold steve austin?
28:00 <Saemon> or thre fucken panda company?
28:00 <ATS63> Saemon: yea, after conversing about my wife, and then outdoor aventures. She wanted to come on one of those with me too, even though I go alone. Weird & creepy
28:00 <Quinn> Touche still
29:00 <Quinn> One of those?
30:00 <ATS63> I'm not even sure how she found out my surname
30:00 <simba> thats freaky
31:00 <simba> i would've asked
31:00 <Saemon> wow hrm
31:00 <ATS63> She does nice cuts but
31:00 <Saemon> she must have glanced at your wallet to your license
31:00 <simba> lol
31:00 <Saemon> or read if off your debit card or something
31:00 <simba> she probably typed your first name and looked through all the people in your city that came up
31:00 <Saemon> if u were paying for your haircut via eftpos
31:00 <ATS63> I usually conceal the identifyables for work reasons
31:00 <ATS63> Also I pay cash for hair
32:00 <Saemon> then i guess the only way was to type in your first name and the area u live in
32:00 <Saemon> on fb
32:00 <ATS63> I live in glebe though...
32:00 <ATS63> its not like its a small town
32:00 <Saemon> and assuming you use a pic of yourself as your profile pic
32:00 <Saemon> found u like that
33:00 <ATS63> No, I don't have myself as a profile pic for work reasons
33:00 <Saemon> damn
33:00 <ATS63> Do you understand how creepy it is now?
33:00 <Saemon> then you've gotta ask her how she found u and knew what your lastname was then
33:00 <Serenity> whats work reasons
33:00 <Saemon> cuz i'd like to have that skill too
33:00 <Saemon> alot of chicks i want to fb stalk
33:00 <simba> yea id ask anyone how they found me ever
34:00 <Serenity> the important thing about fb stalking isnt knowing who the person is
34:00 <Serenity> its knowing who they know
34:00 <Saemon> well ATS63 is obviously a strange case
34:00 <Quinn> She could also search via email. If your email is obvs
34:00 <Saemon> his situation
34:00 <xm> while she was cutting your hair she put a listening device in your ear
34:00 <ATS63> no, my email consists of tacos and burritos @gmail.com
34:00 <Saemon> what did she know about you already ATS63 prior to her getting your fb?
34:00 <ATS63> nothing relevant to who I am
34:00 <Quinn> Lol
35:00 <Saemon> did she know your name? where u worked? your email addy?
35:00 <Saemon> ic
35:00 <ATS63> first name, work, marrage, that I have a full head of hair
35:00 <ATS63> I asked workmates too. Nobody else goes there
35:00 <xm> are you a member of any group?
35:00 <xm> did you talk about any interests to her
36:00 <ATS63> I don't know anyone she knows
36:00 <Serenity> ATS63 if she knows the city you live in and your first name thats all she needs to find you
36:00 <ATS63> Yes I'm in a couple clubs, but none she'd know even exist, she's not that smart
36:00 <Saemon> why are u even bothered by this? seems like she wants to suck your cock
36:00 <Saemon> let her.
36:00 <simba> She probably got a DNA sample from your hair and found all your personal information that way.
36:00 <Saemon> whats the issue here?
36:00 <Serenity> uh hes married?
36:00 <Saemon> oh
36:00 <Saemon> the plot thickens.
36:00 <ATS63> Well yea, I accepted it cause she's hot
36:00 <simba> Saemon youre such an idiot
36:00 <simba> such a stupid person
36:00 <xm> that wouldnt stop Saemon. his mother is married after all
36:00 <Serenity> ^
37:00 <Serenity> you really are an idiot
37:00 <simba> a really stupid person
37:00 <simba> a really dumb guy
37:00 <simba> etc
37:00 <Quinn> I'd just ask her. Honesty. If she gets offended what do you have to lose?
37:00 <Quinn> Hairstylists aren't rare. 
37:00 <ATS63> Adding people to fb shouldn't upset mads :P
38:00 <xm> ATS63, she may even rock up to IRC
38:00 <ATS63> I hope so. You guys might be able to chat to someone of similar intellect
38:00 <simba> lol my quotes on the melb page are all awesome
38:00 <xm> has it been updated?
38:00 <simba> yes
38:00 <Serenity> yes
38:00 <Quinn> Link 
39:00 <Serenity> i cannot believe those numbers lol
39:00 <Saemon> where can i see it?
39:00 <Serenity> or rather i can...
39:00 <Quinn> For the mobile bound
39:00 <Serenity> i literally just updated the topic with the link
39:00 <Serenity> you people do not pay attention
39:00 <simba> how can u have 12 kicks and me 66
39:00 <simba> in what 9 months
39:00 <ATS63> quotes page?
39:00 <Serenity> because i havent banned anyone in ages
39:00 <Serenity> lol
39:00 <simba> thats a lotta months
39:00 <Quinn> Top thing
39:00 <Serenity> all my bans are automated through chanop
40:00 <ATS63> I still don't register on the stats as talking enough
40:00 <xm> your pieter quote made it
40:00 <xm> noice
41:00 <ATS63> According to stats I do not exist
41:00 <simba> lol stats freaks table
41:00 <xm> interesting that the xm and exem starts are almost identical for average line lengths
41:00 <xm> 44.9, 44.8
41:00 <Serenity> they need to be linked
42:00 <simba> 10.2. 4:05pm <alienated\Romeo> simba read any books lately?
42:00 <simba> 10.2. 4:05pm *** alienated\Romeo was kicked by stebie (Repeating is not tolerated (3+ times) <autoban>
43:00 <simba> The biggest chat-killer was PandasDontDrive whose final comment caused the sudden end of 4 conversations. - lmao
43:00 <xm> lol
43:00 <simba> yes yes very accurate computer very good
43:00 <Saemon> LOL me and Bastardly_One are friends according to wearecunts.com
43:00 <simba> the friends in melbourne table is perhaps the best
43:00 <Saemon> we are People who like talking to each other
43:00 <slinky_J> no Saemon
43:00 <slinky_J> not you
44:00 <Serenity> that friends table is awful
44:00 <slinky_J> chinky bastard's dead
44:00 <Saemon> and i chat mostly with Bastardly One, simba, Serenity, PandasDontDrive and Maurice
44:00 <ATS63> like talking to each other?
44:00 <Saemon> wow
45:00 <slinky_J> what i calk
45:00 <Saemon> hey heyy slinksterrr
45:00 <ATS63> I was going to say something but then I thought I'd retract that with a pointlessly long statement
45:00 <simba> what does that tell you Saemon?
45:00 <slinky_J> a fucking bufty
45:00 <Saemon> sup brah
45:00 <slinky_J> Saemon
45:00 <xm> romeo's crazy nick list
45:00 <slinky_J> tenty
45:00 <slinky_J> one
45:00 <Saemon> long time no see bro
45:00 <ATS63> wtfg
45:00 <Serenity> pieter not being here for a while really killed his ranking
45:00 <ATS63> https://scontent-b-lax.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xap1/l/t1.0-9/10639636_10152677061137154_458535524858378332_n.jpg
45:00 <ATS63> I want one
45:00 <slinky_J> I BOUGHT A NEW TOOTHBRUSH MISS
46:00 <simba> pieterdb is great
46:00 <slinky_J> hahahaha
47:00 <slinky_J> in good stead
47:00 <Serenity> lol Bastardly_One conversations killed 4
48:00 <slinky_J> dammit no
48:00 <slinky_J> no b1
48:00 <slinky_J> fk
48:00 <slinky_J> pls water the volume over me
48:00 <slinky_J> that's a start the ballz if i know it
49:00 <slinky_J> SIMBA, PUTA, MY SWEET FRIEND
49:00 <Serenity> The remaining 2366 nicks didn't talk that much...
49:00 <ATS63> btw coke & tequilla is shit
49:00 <Serenity> that many people didnt make it onto the stats
49:00 <Serenity> lol
49:00 <ATS63> You can still taste the tequilla
49:00 <slinky_J> start the ball
49:00 <Serenity> tasting the tequilla is all the fun
50:00 <ATS63> Tastes like poverty
50:00 <beehhh> if you keep getting a ban 
50:00 <Serenity> if you dont shut up you'll get another one
50:00 <beehhh> those seven years and those other ten
50:00 <slinky_J> bee_girl
50:00 <slinky_J> ID
50:00 <slinky_J> pls nnote
50:00 <slinky_J> is below the legal id of consent
50:00 <slinky_J> beehhh
50:00 <slinky_J> bingo
51:00 <slinky_J> mmptincess
51:00 <slinky_J> ATS63 urs or mine
51:00 <slinky_J> i like to start the ball..
51:00 <slinky_J> snort teh ballz
52:00 <Quinn>   I'm on the wearecunts site! ! Meeeeeeeeeee! !
52:00 <slinky_J> beehh suppose
52:00 <slinky_J> u had information
52:00 <Interrupt> beehhh, youre banned from the country
52:00 <slinky_J> no
53:00 <Interrupt> no?
53:00 <slinky_J> no
53:00 <slinky_J> it's him
53:00 <slinky_J> us
53:00 <Interrupt> errrr
53:00 <slinky_J> and ATS63
53:00 <slinky_J> etc.
53:00 <slinky_J> so
53:00 <slinky_J> i say
53:00 <Interrupt> ill smash ya head in
53:00 <Quinn> I feel part of the team <3
53:00 <slinky_J> fuck
53:00 <slinky_J> i want
54:00 <Quinn> Cake?
54:00 <slinky_J> him in my mouth
54:00 <beehhh> japanese green tea
54:00 <slinky_J> hahaha
54:00 <Interrupt> want to suck some cock slinky_J ?
54:00 <slinky_J> and that's what love is
54:00 <Quinn> Pork chops and apple sauce?
54:00 <Quinn> Mmmmmmmm
54:00 <beehhh> tranny cock ohhh thai ladyboy
54:00 <slinky_J> go around a tree Interrupt
55:00 <slinky_J> goat 
55:00 <Interrupt> lick my ass aswell
55:00 <slinky_J> love is goat
55:00 <Interrupt> fuck my ass for a treat
56:00 <slinky_J> aye
56:00 <slinky_J> how old?
56:00 <slinky_J> gotta bestopher
56:00 <Interrupt> ?
57:00 <slinky_J> uno ray lenox
57:00 <slinky_J> you see him in here
57:00 <slinky_J> i dont even have to look around and ino the answer is  no
57:00 <ATS63> http://www.abc.net.au/news/2014-08-28/cameras-to-ping-drivers-of-unregistered-uninsured-cars/5702386
57:00 <slinky_J> Interrupt u slag
57:00 <ATS63> Joe Hockey was right. Poor people won't have cars
58:00 <Interrupt> give me some anal
58:00 <slinky_J> got ur motor runnin
58:00 <slinky_J> woo
58:00 <ATS63> "Car crashes will no longer need to be reported to police unless someone was injured or killed or the car needed to be towed."
58:00 <ATS63> Lame
58:00 <ATS63> Car accidents never escalate to violence, ever
59:00 <Interrupt> there was a car accident near my house so i went out with a knife just to finish them off
59:00 <ATS63> Also a persons license validity shouldn't come into account based on the accidents they have, that isn't relevant at all
59:00 <slinky_J> ANYWAY
59:00 <slinky_J> fk shit
59:00 <slinky_J> brb
59:00 <Interrupt> brb
00:00 <Interrupt> we all wait for you 
01:00 <ATS63> Where's a Redfoo when you wanna glass someone
01:00 <Serenity> harsh
01:00 <slinky_J> LITTLE FRANK
01:00 <Serenity> think it's bed time
01:00 <ATS63> Glassing Redfoo is perfectly reasonable
02:00 <slinky_J> werd
02:00 <ATS63> Would you not?
02:00 <slinky_J> [police oppression
02:00 <Interrupt> i should go smash the window at the primary school get another computer
02:00 <slinky_J> i wanna be apart of it
02:00 <slinky_J> ;)
02:00 <slinky_J> same rules
02:00 <slinky_J> BAN SLINKY J n waiii
03:00 <Interrupt> then Serenity can fuck my ass
03:00 <Interrupt> with a strapon
03:00 <Serenity> I wouldn't fuck your arse  with glass shards
04:00 <Interrupt> you fucken offered to fuck me and i said no
05:00 <ATS63> Serenity: that would be acceptable in prison
05:00 <Interrupt> i said i'd rather go fuck a guy
07:00 <slinky_J> umm
07:00 <slinky_J> snort teh ballz
07:00 <slinky_J> heaps.
07:00 <slinky_J> ATS63
07:00 <Interrupt> suck the cock
07:00 <Interrupt> mm
08:00 <slinky_J> ever done any prison
08:00 <slinky_J> :P
08:00 <Interrupt> few months
08:00 <slinky_J> Interrupt
08:00 <Serenity> you're dreaming shane
08:00 <slinky_J> yatts
08:00 <Interrupt> Serenity, fuck my ass
08:00 <slinky_J> 3b
08:00 <Serenity> I wouldn't piss on you let alone fuck you
08:00 <slinky_J> hah
08:00 <slinky_J> in wing
08:00 <slinky_J> neway
08:00 <Interrupt> kiss luke lol
09:00 <Serenity> yeah you did
09:00 <slinky_J> kiss my sa balls
09:00 <Interrupt> mwah
09:00 <Interrupt> lovely dovey
09:00 <slinky_J> lmao
09:00 <Serenity> youre the one who did it.. lol
09:00 <Serenity> weirdo
09:00 <slinky_J> bingo!
09:00 <slinky_J> hahahaha
09:00 <Interrupt> lol
09:00 <Interrupt> sweet
09:00 <slinky_J> lolz
09:00 <Interrupt> love kissin people
09:00 <slinky_J> hahaha
10:00 <slinky_J> on the arse
10:00 <slinky_J> me too
10:00 <Interrupt> let them put their cocks on me
10:00 <slinky_J> candy faggots
10:00 <slinky_J> sweep tongue holies
10:00 <Interrupt> may aswell
10:00 <slinky_J> spose
11:00 <slinky_J> tulip
11:00 <Interrupt> the guy off the internet
11:00 <Interrupt> Serenity is jealous
11:00 <slinky_J> one that says dad
11:00 <slinky_J> uno
11:00 <slinky_J> Interrupt
12:00 <slinky_J> into the wind aye
12:00 <Interrupt> smashed the window at the primary school and took a computer lol
12:00 <Serenity> yeah I want to kiss a 170 kilo fat dude from kalgoorlie. hell jel
12:00 <Saemon> lol
12:00 <Interrupt> awww well maybe its not what people look like its whats they are on the inside
12:00 <Maurice> Rofl
12:00 <slinky_J> yeah
12:00 <Maurice> His inside was pure hungry jacks
13:00 <slinky_J> totally agre
13:00 <slinky_J> e
13:00 <Serenity> lolllll
13:00 <slinky_J> ahaha
13:00 <Interrupt> his soft lips
13:00 <Interrupt> when i pashed him
13:00 <Serenity> his insides are as repulsive as the outside
13:00 <slinky_J> I got a pain
13:00 <Interrupt> lol
13:00 <slinky_J> Interrupt
13:00 <slinky_J> diagnose me
13:00 <Saemon> outside im an overweight slug, on the inside im jason statham 
13:00 <Interrupt> what i look like a doctor ?
13:00 <slinky_J> booked a seat in advance!
13:00 <Interrupt> diagnose me as a hermaphrodite
14:00 <slinky_J> only champions can re-write history!
14:00 <slinky_J> WHO DO WE TRUST
14:00 <ATS63> As long as they're not women
14:00 <ATS63> Women only teach history
14:00 <Saemon> women only teach home economics
14:00 <Interrupt> hot for teacher
15:00 <slinky_J> [01:44] <ATS63> As long as they're not women
15:00 <slinky_J> ahahahahaha
15:00 <Interrupt> lol i remember home economics
15:00 <slinky_J> fk 
15:00 <slinky_J> yes
15:00 <Interrupt> i made coffee and pancakes
15:00 <Saemon> it was heaps fun
15:00 <slinky_J> sorry Interrupt
15:00 <Saemon> i made a pencil case
15:00 <slinky_J> and Saemon
15:00 <Interrupt> was always looking at peoples asses
15:00 <slinky_J> fuck
15:00 <Saemon> and cupcakes
15:00 <slinky_J> OFF
15:00 <slinky_J> bye
15:00 <Saemon> lol slinks
15:00 <slinky_J> you start the ball rollin
15:00 <ATS63> I got high grades for some cake I made in home ec. Seriously was inedible
15:00 <slinky_J> cya
16:00 <slinky_J> ^^
16:00 <slinky_J> I got a pencil mam
16:00 <Interrupt> should have made mull cake
16:00 <Saemon> i got A for home ec too
16:00 <Interrupt> went fishing
16:00 <slinky_J> shut up saemon 
16:00 <Saemon> and i didnt complete half the assessments
16:00 <slinky_J> unless
16:00 <slinky_J> admit
16:00 <slinky_J> to being
16:00 <slinky_J> GAY
16:00 <slinky_J> ..
16:00 <Interrupt> I'M A TRANNY
17:00 <ATS63> Geometry was probably the best
17:00 <Saemon> ive got no issues with that slinks
17:00 <ATS63> One of my lovely classmates raped the teacher with the leg of a stool, in class.
17:00 <Saemon> im gay i like cock up my ass and think slimy warm semen in my mouth
17:00 <ATS63> At least thats how the court saw it
17:00 <slinky_J> not making a movie of this
17:00 <slinky_J> same rules
17:00 <slinky_J> sux
17:00 <Saemon> ATS63 you watch too much Oz
18:00 <slinky_J> oh god
18:00 <ATS63> What is Oz?
18:00 <Interrupt> spoon ?
18:00 <slinky_J> gonna be some spunm rolllin
18:00 <Saemon> that HBO prison show
18:00 <slinky_J> never thought
18:00 <Interrupt> lollllllll
18:00 <ATS63> Never seen it
18:00 <slinky_J> nay
18:00 <Saemon> in australia it airted on sbs
18:00 <Interrupt> i love that show
18:00 <Saemon> aired
18:00 <Interrupt> got it all on dvd
18:00 <Saemon> lol Interrupt i know right?
18:00 <Saemon> who was your fav character?
18:00 <ATS63> I might watch it when I'm spending time with the wife napping
18:00 <Interrupt> its so fuckn hot
18:00 <slinky_J> dont start the ball
18:00 <ATS63> Not sure
18:00 <Saemon> mines adebesi
19:00 <slinky_J> fuck me
19:00 <Interrupt> just want them all to fuck my ass
19:00 <Interrupt> raw
19:00 <Saemon> ....
19:00 <slinky_J> kick it
19:00 <Saemon> i thought u were a legit fellow fan Interrupt. 
19:00 <Saemon> .-
19:00 <slinky_J> KICK IT
19:00 <Saemon> -.-
19:00 <Interrupt> ye
19:00 <slinky_J> :P ;P
19:00 <Interrupt> like beacher and keller
19:00 <slinky_J> unf kick it
19:00 <Interrupt> so gay
20:00 <slinky_J> to left
20:00 <slinky_J> BAM
20:00 <Interrupt> married each other in prison
20:00 <slinky_J> blox
20:00 <Saemon> slinky_J i had lunch with my mate ronnie today he's an associate of the mongols
20:00 <Interrupt> patched over lol
21:00 <Interrupt> hardcore mate
21:00 <Interrupt> machette ya
21:00 <Saemon> nah he actually wants out 
21:00 <Interrupt> coffin cheater mate
21:00 <Saemon> he's just got a kid u know
21:00 <Saemon> a baby daughter
21:00 <Interrupt> hahahahahahaha
21:00 <Interrupt> out of what ?
21:00 <Saemon> he wants to be a good father now ya know
22:00 <Saemon> out of associating with the crim underworld 
22:00 <Interrupt> lol @ bikies being underworld
22:00 <Saemon> he's not only connected to bikies
22:00 <Saemon> he's connected to all sorts
22:00 <Saemon> drug dealers, triads, mafia, hitmen etc
22:00 <Interrupt> arent we all
23:00 <Interrupt> but if anyone asks where im from i'd say carine
23:00 <Saemon> he wants to go straight now cuz of his new baby gal
23:00 <Saemon> thats admirable man
23:00 <slinky_J>  <Saemon> slinky_J i had lunch with my mate ronnie today he's an associate of the mongols
23:00 <slinky_J> I JUST ENHOY ANAL SEX
23:00 <slinky_J> and more
23:00 <Interrupt> does he smoke
23:00 <slinky_J> righty now 
24:00 <Interrupt> da ganja
24:00 <Saemon> whats enhoy?
24:00 <slinky_J> ye
24:00 <Interrupt> did he smoke a bong
24:00 <slinky_J> snort it
24:00 <Saemon> slinky_J u sound like a cocky cunt
24:00 <Interrupt> he stayed at vinnies in adelaide but got kicked out for bashin people
24:00 <slinky_J> anyway
25:00 <slinky_J> gotta snort some balls
25:00 <Saemon> how bout i send some of me mates over to your place
25:00 <Interrupt> at whitmore square
25:00 <Saemon> have them say hello
25:00 <Saemon> ?
25:00 <Interrupt> stayed at detox lol
25:00 <Interrupt> time of my life
25:00 <ATS63> Saemon: can they bring tea and biscuits?
25:00 <Interrupt> free tea and coffee
26:00 <Interrupt> and cordial
26:00 <Interrupt> even got a sandwich
26:00 <ATS63> I swear every bikie enjoys a good cup of tea
26:00 <Saemon> if they "tea and biscuits" you mean "ski mask and baseball bats" then absolutely.
26:00 <ATS63> And biscuits
26:00 <slinky_J> omg
27:00 <slinky_J> omgosh
27:00 <ATS63> Saemon: okay, send them over
27:00 <slinky_J> hes fucking myt shit up
27:00 <slinky_J> Saemon u cunt
27:00 <ATS63> I'm always down for good sports
27:00 <Interrupt> guy from the commencheros
27:00 <ATS63> Even at 2.30am
27:00 <Interrupt> walked into the sports store and stole nikes
27:00 <slinky_J> DONT SNORT IT FAGGOT
27:00 <Quinn> Nite nite. 
27:00 <Saemon> slinky_J lets settle this like old school 
27:00 <Saemon> tomoro 2pm
27:00 <slinky_J> FUCK YOU
27:00 <Interrupt> lol smash on
27:00 <Saemon> in front of myer at rundle mall cunt
27:00 <slinky_J> Saemon
27:00 <Interrupt> ill get shilo
28:00 <slinky_J> pm me man
28:00 <slinky_J> i dunno whats real
28:00 <slinky_J> elephants
28:00 <Saemon> the first myer centre entrance at rundle mall next to man2man and cotton on
28:00 <slinky_J> ahah
28:00 <Interrupt> king william
29:00 <slinky_J> vom u
29:00 <slinky_J> FUCK OFF!
29:00 <Interrupt> smash u in rl 
29:00 <Saemon> fucken deck ya
29:00 <Saemon> lay u out cunt
30:00 <slinky_J> Saemon
30:00 <Saemon> DIS IS STRAYA CUNTTT!!! 
30:00 <ATS63> no tea and biscuits?
31:00 <Saemon> OZZZY OZZY OZZZYYY1!!!
31:00 <slinky_J> sorreh
31:00 <slinky_J> NO PRIVVY
31:00 <slinky_J> cunt
31:00 <slinky_J> kk
31:00 <slinky_J> just wanted to put it out there
31:00 <slinky_J> *blushes*
32:00 <slinky_J> you and the knobs.
32:00 <slinky_J> ;)
34:00 <ATS63> Its not very hospitable 
34:00 <ATS63> Where are your manners?
35:00 <Interrupt> might move back to adelaide
36:00 <Interrupt> whats that bar called on king william ?
36:00 <Interrupt> forget its name
36:00 <Interrupt> all full of pokie machines
36:00 <Interrupt> i got locked up in adelaide 
37:00 <Interrupt> cops there just bash ya lol
37:00 <Interrupt> cops in perth you can give them so much shit and they dont even touch ya
38:00 <slinky_J> oh
38:00 <slinky_J> sorry
38:00 <slinky_J> when he took her trousers off
38:00 <slinky_J> but he wasnt leaving
38:00 <slinky_J> this time
38:00 <slinky_J> we are coming
38:00 <slinky_J> fuck you
38:00 <slinky_J> Interrupt
38:00 <slinky_J> worm
39:00 <Interrupt> ?
39:00 <slinky_J> BIG WORM
39:00 <Interrupt> adelaide markets asian food court 
39:00 <Interrupt> yum
39:00 <slinky_J> you know
39:00 <slinky_J> tired of keeping
39:00 <slinky_J> walking
40:00 <Interrupt> ?
40:00 <slinky_J> tired of drifting, searching, reaching
40:00 <slinky_J> from town to town
40:00 <slinky_J> unf
40:00 <slinky_J> but honey you're my last hope
40:00 <slinky_J> come on silver lady
40:00 <Interrupt> lol
40:00 <slinky_J> lol
40:00 <slinky_J> ahaha
40:00 <Interrupt> hahaha
41:00 <slinky_J> im startin the ball
41:00 <slinky_J> bSNORT
41:00 <slinky_J> Fall
41:00 <slinky_J> fk is goin on man
41:00 <Interrupt> fk all
41:00 <slinky_J> me too
41:00 <slinky_J> i dont get it
42:00 <Interrupt> julia can cook us roast dinner
42:00 <slinky_J> people arent being the same
42:00 <slinky_J> hahahahaa yea
42:00 <Interrupt> gillards house for roast dinner
42:00 <slinky_J> Clifford Blades
42:00 <Interrupt> glenelg 
42:00 <slinky_J> I bet my ass on it
43:00 <slinky_J> be some nice hot pong at glenelg
43:00 <Interrupt> was homeless in adelaide
43:00 <Interrupt> good times
43:00 <slinky_J> Stort it
43:00 <slinky_J> fuck
43:00 <slinky_J> bout to hang himself
43:00 <Interrupt> found some weed on the ground
43:00 <slinky_J> in this movie yo
44:00 <slinky_J> i love the book
44:00 <Interrupt> busker sold me 1 stick
44:00 <slinky_J> the movie owns it 
44:00 <Interrupt> smoked it at the adelaide uni
44:00 <Interrupt> down by the river
44:00 <slinky_J> AYE
44:00 <slinky_J> ID WALK PAST THAT SHITE
45:00 <slinky_J> is it
45:00 <Interrupt> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HYdiGm7im1I
45:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Forgotten trailer 2004 (Aug 13, 2012) 2:31 - Category: Film & Animation - 185,739 -
45:00 <slinky_J> hello and welcome to the fantastic
45:00 <slinky_J> MANCHESTER
45:00 <slinky_J> MY NAKE ON MY DYING MOTHER
46:00 <simba> Liverpool Madrid
46:00 <slinky_J> no bunty
46:00 <slinky_J> hunty bunty bunty cunty
46:00 <slinky_J> how does your
47:00 <slinky_J> minge
47:00 <slinky_J> hair
47:00 <slinky_J> GROW
47:00 <Interrupt> slinky_J, u rekon that movie is shit ?
47:00 <slinky_J> half
47:00 <slinky_J> BABY BROTHERS
48:00 <Interrupt> if you havent seen it before it will freak you out
48:00 <slinky_J> YES
48:00 <Interrupt> like aliens 
48:00 <slinky_J> simba
48:00 <slinky_J> needs to see it!!!
48:00 <slinky_J> SAME RULES APPLY
48:00 <slinky_J> IM THE KING OF THE CASTLE
48:00 <Interrupt> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1FyIlrI9688
48:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: KNOWING movie trailer (Oct 11, 2012) - Category: People & Blogs - 14,196 - 30 likes (96.8%), 1 dislikes (3.2%)
49:00 <Saemon> yo Interrupt
49:00 <Interrupt> yo homie
49:00 <Saemon> my mates run hindley st man
49:00 <Interrupt> hahau  know vinnies ?
49:00 <simba> good ban
50:00 <Saemon> lol
50:00 <Interrupt> adelaide is pretty kewl
50:00 <Interrupt> im in perth but
50:00 <Saemon> the city of churches
50:00 <Interrupt> adelaide is like a small country town
50:00 <Saemon> fuck eah
50:00 <Interrupt> north adelaide is pretty good
50:00 <Interrupt> i'd buy a house there
50:00 <Saemon> i am a northman
50:00 <Saemon> i live in elizabeth
50:00 <Interrupt> stayed at some pretty laid back places in adelaide
50:00 <Interrupt> everyone was pretty cool
50:00 <Interrupt> didnt give a shit
50:00 <Saemon> where u at now?
51:00 <Interrupt> perth
51:00 <Saemon> lol
51:00 <Interrupt> carine
51:00 <Saemon> shithile
51:00 <Saemon> hole
51:00 <simba> north adelaide is my area, u stay away scum!!!
51:00 <Saemon> u poor or something
51:00 <Interrupt> yer
51:00 <Saemon> oh ic
51:00 <Interrupt> nah workin here
51:00 <Saemon> sorry to hear that
51:00 <Saemon> sif work man
51:00 <Saemon> half your pay goes to taxes anyway
52:00 <Saemon> its bs
52:00 <Interrupt> yer its pretty expensive
52:00 <Interrupt> i try to save some money
52:00 <Interrupt> but theres not much point
53:00 <simba> do u have addictions to serve
53:00 <Interrupt> nar
55:00 <Interrupt> simba, do you rekon you could unban slinky_J>
55:00 <simba> nope
55:00 <simba> i cant anyway
55:00 <simba> do you miss him
55:00 <Interrupt> well could you give him ops
55:00 <Interrupt> hes in pm
55:00 <simba> whys he pming you
55:00 <simba> lol
56:00 <simba> pz and pandasdontdrive together at last
56:00 <Interrupt> lol ranting
57:00 <simba> serves him right
58:00 <Interrupt> c4 plastic explosive
58:00 <Saemon> can we get any benefits for having CFS?
59:00 <Interrupt> military grade c4 plastic
00:00 <Interrupt> this shit will blow the fuck up exposed to heat or charged
00:00 <Interrupt> nothing can stop it
01:00 <Interrupt> even if you get some wires and just connect them to a little piece of metal one charge like an alarm clock will charge make it blow up
01:00 <Interrupt> its fucking easy
01:00 <Interrupt> you could level an entire block
02:00 <ATS63> Myth
02:00 <Interrupt> a myth ?
02:00 <ATS63> Its detonated by det cord
02:00 <Interrupt> i got petrol in my garage
02:00 <Interrupt> you think im joking
02:00 <ATS63> Or high shock
02:00 <Interrupt> use a fucking dish washing scrub and throw that in a can of petrol
02:00 <Interrupt> connect wires to it
03:00 <Interrupt> its not fucking rocket science
03:00 <Interrupt> things catch fire
03:00 <ATS63> C4 cannot be detonated by fire or electronics
03:00 <Interrupt> by charge
03:00 <Interrupt> or heat
04:00 <ATS63> When the C4 (and not your wire) reaches 290C, yea
04:00 <Interrupt> its a plastic explosive
05:00 <Interrupt> i got the video on how to make it
05:00 <ATS63> What could possibly go wrong
05:00 <Interrupt> nothing
05:00 <ATS63> Make some then
05:00 <Interrupt> already made some
05:00 <ATS63> Terrorist
05:00 <Interrupt> thing of what you could do with it
05:00 <Interrupt> if it would just explode in summer time
06:00 <ATS63> PTG are going to tear you a new asshole
06:00 <Interrupt> whos ptg
06:00 <ATS63> police tac group
06:00 <Interrupt> last time they needed the tactical response group
06:00 <Interrupt> pulled a shotgun
07:00 <simba> whats the point
07:00 <simba> in making explosives
07:00 <Interrupt> they dont got the balls to come now
07:00 <Interrupt> scared shitless
07:00 <Interrupt> they cant get in here anyway
07:00 <simba> are you some kind of zonked out ex hard drug user who thinks the cops are after him but are too scared to nail him
08:00 <Interrupt> but i got stars
08:00 <simba> like yea bro the cops cant touch me
08:00 <ATS63> simba: most people injure themselves attempting it
08:00 <Interrupt> its called a bench warrant
08:00 <Interrupt> if they got me i'd be going to court following day
08:00 <Interrupt> unless it was on a weekend
08:00 <simba> u talk as much shit as panda
08:00 <Interrupt> but they would need a tactical response group
09:00 <Interrupt> maybe would have to get the SAS
10:00 <simba> and what do you make explosives for?
10:00 <Interrupt> level entire blocks
10:00 <simba> just a madman obsession lik ethe joker?
11:00 <simba> watch fight club too many times growing up?
11:00 <simba> teacher rape u in 3rd grade?
11:00 <simba> there has to be something
11:00 <ATS63> Interrupt: how many blocks you leveled?
11:00 <Interrupt> yer 
11:00 <Interrupt> you ever been punched in the face simba ?
11:00 <simba> no seriously why do you make explosives
11:00 <Interrupt> i tried to burn down a pub
11:00 <simba> or are you just lying
11:00 <simba> for some attention
11:00 <simba> who wronged you son
11:00 <simba> share your tale of woe
12:00 <Interrupt> my trade was electonic warfare
12:00 <Interrupt> i run around with a styer
12:00 <Interrupt> the backpacks are heavy as fuck
13:00 <Interrupt> now i just play with my torch
13:00 <ATS63> Which regiment?
13:00 <Interrupt> karrakatta
14:00 <Interrupt> zodiac
14:00 <ATS63> Yer talkin shit son
14:00 <Interrupt> the mt claremont serial killer
15:00 <ATS63> There are no signals sqns at karrakatta
15:00 <simba> pz, youve always been known as one of the mental ones but ive never really seen it for myself until now
16:00 <Interrupt> well i have been to prison
16:00 <Interrupt> i got a criminal record 20 pages long
16:00 <simba> that would be a good excuse
16:00 <simba> i think the real answer is simply meth
17:00 <Interrupt> i needle pop gambling
18:00 <Interrupt> i still got casino chip left
18:00 <Interrupt> so i should prolly go back
30:00 <ATS63> I like that expression... "pages long"
30:00 <Interrupt> wb slinky_J 
30:00 <ATS63> They're digital. Have been for years
32:00 <ATS63> So you went to prison... whats your PIN?
32:00 <ATS63> Don't lie, I can look them up
34:00 <slinky_J> TY
34:00 <slinky_J> :P
36:00 <slinky_J> sorry jono
39:00 <Bastardly_One> and xm and forks
39:00 <Bastardly_One> do you think thebaron will accept my challenge?
39:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm not so sure
39:00 <xm> he wouldnt believe in charity
39:00 <xm> nor dodgy medical r&d
39:00 <xm> that ALS charity has been exposed anyway
40:00 <Bastardly_One> stop giving him excuses
40:00 <Bastardly_One> he is that lazy he'll pick up on it 
40:00 <Bastardly_One> :P
40:00 <xm> but he is the sort to be cynical and check things out
40:00 <Ana_Ng> exposed?
40:00 <xm> he's not here anyway Bastardly_One 
40:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah elaborate purlease
40:00 <Bastardly_One> on FB
40:00 <Bastardly_One> I posted the vid on his wall
41:00 <Bastardly_One> and challenged him to do it 
41:00 <Ana_Ng> they got half the world to talk about their cause, mission accomplished
41:00 <Bastardly_One> I don't know if you've seen me say this ana but I've said it a billion times
42:00 <Bastardly_One> I can accept annoying fads and 15 proverbial mins of fame if for a good cause
42:00 <Ana_Ng> it's sad that it's how fund raising is done for diseases
42:00 <slinky_J> this carrie movie is fucked up
43:00 <slinky_J> so fkd up
44:00 <xm> 27% of the funds to to research so...
44:00 <xm> viral marketing must be expensive :D
45:00 <xm> ok 28%
46:00 <xm> is it necessary to spend nearly a 1/3 on public/professional education
46:00 <Bastardly_One> that really fucks me off too xm
46:00 <Bastardly_One> how only a percentage goes to the right places
46:00 <Bastardly_One> and the rest pays for admin of the said charity
47:00 <xm> i worked in medical research myself for about 5 years
47:00 <Bastardly_One> one of my pet hates actually
47:00 <xm> it's very dodgy
47:00 <xm> and they have political ties too so will never get busted
47:00 <Bastardly_One> one of my exes was the PA to the state director of red cross
47:00 <xm> i kinda went mental at that job
48:00 <Bastardly_One> so the amount that goes to the charities themselves instead of the admin of them like that guy, etc
48:00 <xm> because i was frustrated at the waste of money and how they were pretending to get things done
48:00 <xm> because it was my first job and wasnt that jaded yet
48:00 <xm> they're a bunch of wankers that care more about titles etc
48:00 <Bastardly_One> how old are you?
48:00 <xm> when my boss became professor he couldnt wait to have the sign changed so took out the boxcutter and cut out 'assoc' before the 'assoc professor'
49:00 <Bastardly_One> never have asked that ... I had no idea you were asian if that's really true until the other day either
49:00 <xm> younger than theron
49:00 <Bastardly_One> no idea how old he is 
49:00 <xm> that says a lot :D
49:00 <Bastardly_One> it says nothing ... I don't exactly ask people their races
50:00 <xm> oh race
50:00 <Bastardly_One> it's not relevant to me 
50:00 <xm> doesnt really matter 
50:00 <Bastardly_One> exactly, but I just assumed you were anglo for some reason 
50:00 <Bastardly_One> so you might be full of more surprises
50:00 <Bastardly_One> and be older than I think 
50:00 <xm> the worst assumption is that im certified sane at all times
51:00 <xm> how old do you think i am though
51:00 <Bastardly_One> you are the more sane of us with conditions I have ever met 
51:00 <Bastardly_One> at least here on irc you are
51:00 <Bastardly_One> I would say mid 20s
52:00 <xm> is it because i type with boundless energy and like a moran?
52:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... which moron?
52:00 <xm> because i like to act like an idiot
52:00 <Bastardly_One> nope, not sure now I'm put on the spot
53:00 <Bastardly_One> but just thought you were on the 20s side of 30
53:00 <xm> when you've been studying or working all day you dont want to think too much on here
53:00 <xm> ok im younger than Pieter
53:00 <xm> but not by much
53:00 <Bastardly_One> ah right
55:00 <Ana_Ng> http://i.imgur.com/3sUxMCA.jpg
56:00 <xm> the_baron will reply back to you with a Farmville request
56:00 <xm> needs more cows so he can have a good use for those cow bells he has left over from the 90s
56:00 <Bastardly_One> heh
56:00 <Bastardly_One> is that from P an R ana?
57:00 <Ana_Ng> it's from The League
57:00 <Bastardly_One> lol xm 
57:00 <Bastardly_One> clever
57:00 <Bastardly_One> ah ok
59:00 <Ana_Ng> I hate the peer pressure aspect, and consider it an invasion of privacy—at a previous job, they sent out payroll deduction forms to donate money to a charity
00:00 <Bastardly_One> now that's a fair point
00:00 <Bastardly_One> it's promoting peer pressure kind of in the way it's done
00:00 <Bastardly_One> never even thought of that angel 
01:00 <xm> i feel the same way when someone is leaving work and they expect me to sign the farewall card!!!
01:00 <Bastardly_One> *angle
01:00 <xm> especially when i hate the cunt
01:00 <Bastardly_One> heh ... yeah
01:00 <Ana_Ng> i did a lot of shopping this past week, and at nearly checkout, they ask for a donation
01:00 <Ana_Ng> the only one i will do is drop extra change in a donation jar
02:00 <xm> i would give them the docket and say there might be useful coupons on the back
02:00 <Bastardly_One> there's a good concept I like with the IGA chain of supermarkets over here
02:00 <xm> free garlic bread with a jumbo pizza
02:00 <Ana_Ng> i donate to the most needy charity i know - me
02:00 <xm> that's always the best cause
02:00 <Bastardly_One> spend xyz dollars and they give you tokens to put into a charity of your choice
03:00 <Bastardly_One> they usually have about 10 or so 
03:00 <Ana_Ng> that's nice
03:00 <xm> ill go for the charity with the pic of mods kids crying. or the ones with the ribs sticking out
03:00 <xm> most*
03:00 <Bastardly_One> the money might be the local hospital, school, mens club, 
03:00 <Bastardly_One> some sort of thing relevant to the area of the store anyway
04:00 <xm> best form of charity is to keep seeding something on a torrent network that is rare
04:00 <Ana_Ng> but ultimately, i'd rather pay more taxes and have a clearinghouse distribute funds then pay for marketing geniuses coming up with ways to raise money
04:00 <xm> no one isnt even looking!
04:00 <xm> -nt
04:00 <xm> i do it coz i care
05:00 <xm> but maybe one day my IP will be traced and it'll be all over the news
05:00 <xm> 'irc user seeds rare torrent to single mother dying of cancer who wants that hard to find ep of revenge in 1080p'
05:00 <Ana_Ng> my hero
06:00 <Bastardly_One> My GOD!
06:00 <Bastardly_One> are dime bars this disgusting usually?
06:00 <Bastardly_One> a friend of mine sent me a US care package
06:00 <Bastardly_One> this is rank!
07:00 <Ana_Ng> what is a dime bar
08:00 <xm> daim or dime?
08:00 <Bastardly_One> this is called dime
08:00 <Bastardly_One> but yeah like those xm
08:00 <Bastardly_One> same red wrapper as well
08:00 <xm> i dont mind it
09:00 <xm> always good to reward yourself with a bar after assemblign an IKEA set
09:00 <Bastardly_One> ah
09:00 <Ana_Ng> hee hee
09:00 <Bastardly_One> they are the UK version of those
09:00 <Ana_Ng> oh, like a heath bar or Skör
09:00 <Bastardly_One> wtf is that doing in there?
09:00 <Bastardly_One> silly woman she is
09:00 <Bastardly_One> no wonder you didn't know
10:00 <Bastardly_One> describe the taste xm
10:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm not the best at describing things at times
10:00 <xm> crunchy, peanut buttery
10:00 <xm> well not so much peanut
10:00 <Bastardly_One> but ... stale kind of 
10:00 <Bastardly_One> to me 
10:00 <xm> i dont eat much chocolate though
10:00 <Ana_Ng> it's toffee
10:00 <Bastardly_One> and no the use by date was fine
11:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah
11:00 <xm> or those sort of bars
11:00 <Bastardly_One> maybe that was it ... tasted like poo
11:00 <xm> im more into soft drinks and lollies
11:00 <xm> yeap im 13
11:00 <Bastardly_One> well, we know I love my soft drinks
11:00 <Bastardly_One> me and my sodas
12:00 <xm> which?
12:00 <Bastardly_One> at the moment I'm going through a faygo phase again
12:00 <slinky_J> hmz
12:00 <xm> i like the dr pepper
12:00 <Bastardly_One> I love their vanilla creme soda
12:00 <xm> or cherry tree cola etc
12:00 <xm> mostly cola for me
13:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I am a huge normal coke drinker too
13:00 <xm> cola seems the way to go with the mentals
13:00 <xm> when i was last at the clinic for something 1-2 weeks ago
13:00 <xm> someone left behind a large empty bottle of homebrand cola
13:00 <xm> yuck
13:00 <xm> i wouldnt even settle for LA Ice
13:00 <Bastardly_One> no way on either
14:00 <Bastardly_One> coke or nothing
15:00 <xm> The main reason for the drinks popularity is that it is cheaper than some of its rivals, costing as little as $1 for 2 liters. LA Ice Cola is also the first cola brand in Australia to introduce a Coffee Variety. LA Ice Café Cola is comparable to Pepsi Tarik in flavor.
15:00 <xm> Povo Cola
15:00 <xm> povo 2 da max
15:00 <Bastardly_One> disgusting shit 
15:00 <xm> loses gas quickly
15:00 <Bastardly_One> if you like a lot of flavours and sweet tasting soft drink
15:00 <Bastardly_One> try this 
16:00 <Bastardly_One> hang on 
16:00 <Bastardly_One> linkage
16:00 <Bastardly_One> read the list 
16:00 <Bastardly_One> the full list of flavours
16:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.faygo.com/
16:00 <Bastardly_One> yes it's promoted by ICP but who cares?
17:00 <Bastardly_One> some of those flavours are insane
17:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.faygo.com/Display.aspx?id=41
18:00 <Bastardly_One> to be exact
18:00 <Bastardly_One> that's the entire list of over 50 flavours
18:00 <Ana_Ng> rock & rye?
18:00 <Ana_Ng> http://www.jonessoda.com/
19:00 <Bastardly_One> you read right ana
19:00 <Bastardly_One> rock & rye
19:00 <Bastardly_One> clicking yours now
19:00 <xm> curious what the cotton candy will taste like
19:00 <Bastardly_One> another good US brand I like is Welches
19:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I've not had it yet
19:00 <Bastardly_One> same xm
20:00 <Bastardly_One> and I've got some choc creme pie coming
20:00 <Bastardly_One> that has to be good 
20:00 <Bastardly_One> right?
20:00 <Bastardly_One> *hopes*
20:00 <xm> just hope you dont get corn syrup with those drinks
21:00 <xm> ... or is it all of them
21:00 <Bastardly_One> let me check the side of the can 
21:00 <Bastardly_One> yes
21:00 <xm> the Dr Peppers from Europe dont. not the ones ive had anyway
21:00 <Bastardly_One> and fractose
21:00 <Bastardly_One> fructose in this one
22:00 <Bastardly_One> aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand the other flavour *looks*
22:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah corn syrup
23:00 <Bastardly_One> I have redpop and the vanila creme soda in 12 can cartons 
23:00 <Bastardly_One> until I get sick of them again and stop buying them for a few months
23:00 <Ana_Ng> if you're drinking soda, healthy ingredients aren't your thing
24:00 <xm> well, i won 35 million from ozlotto. im now going to live my dream by opening various soda shops all over Australia
24:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ana ... exactl
24:00 <Bastardly_One> y
24:00 <xm> i havent had corn syrup in a can before. but ive heard from a few people it's terrible
24:00 <xm> im willing to test it out out of curiousity
25:00 <Bastardly_One> this brand is known to be cheap and nasty in the US but Serenity said you can get it local to you
25:00 <Ana_Ng> i have never seen corn syrup in a can
25:00 <Bastardly_One> personally I really like their creme soda and redpop as I said 
25:00 <Ana_Ng> usually comes in a plastic or glass bottle
26:00 <Bastardly_One> redpop is every red flavour in one
27:00 <Bastardly_One> is it in our drinks?
28:00 <Bastardly_One> seriously sometimes the ingredients labels are so small 
33:00 <xm> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xgcjjdSOjf0
33:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Andain - Promises (Myon & Shane 54 Summer Of Love Mix) (May 16, 2011) 6:39 - Category: Music - 1,295,806 - 9,954 likes (98.8%), 122 dislikes (1.2%)
44:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.abc.net.au/news/2014-08-27/asic-accidentally-blocked-250000-websites-ip-address/5701734
45:00 <bradd_pitts> hahahaahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=925179267512121
47:00 <xm> strange how he just walks that way and sits but never shows the back :D
48:00 <xm> but still better than the others
50:00 <bradd_pitts> have you seen the little girl do it
50:00 <xm> nope
51:00 <xm> ive only seen the stoner, that one, and theriddler's weird granny
51:00 <xm> the rest were forgettable or celebs
51:00 <xm> theriddler's one was amusing a sort of. more like shock
52:00 <bradd_pitts> https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=1460556877547501
52:00 <bradd_pitts> this.
53:00 <bradd_pitts> llolololol
53:00 <xm> potty mouth
53:00 <xm> poor kid
54:00 <bradd_pitts> oh man
54:00 <bradd_pitts> its cute
54:00 <bradd_pitts> lol
54:00 <bradd_pitts> so many uptight cuntscommenting like OMG BAD PARENTING
54:00 <bradd_pitts> who knows the parents are even behind the camera, maybe its cheeky cousins or something
54:00 <bradd_pitts> i think its addorable
54:00 <bradd_pitts> AH WORNT TA CHALLINGE
54:00 <xm> they should have a different division for little girls
55:00 <xm> just pour glitter all over them
55:00 <bradd_pitts> fookin ellllllll
55:00 <bradd_pitts> lmao
55:00 <bradd_pitts> im dying
55:00 <bradd_pitts> shes so cute
55:00 <xm> i didnt think u were gonna put real ice in da booket
55:00 <xm> for fooks sake
55:00 <bradd_pitts> lool
56:00 <bradd_pitts> lol my gay f riend loves taking pics of his legs
56:00 <bradd_pitts> like any chance he can get
56:00 <bradd_pitts> its so funny how he finds a way to just put them in every photo
56:00 <bradd_pitts> ill notice you a pic
56:00 <xm> how about a waterboarding challenge to raise money for PolItiCal PriSonErs
57:00 <bradd_pitts> the caption is "chilling to movies, while watching the news"
57:00 <bradd_pitts> and the pic is this.
57:00 <bradd_pitts> lolllllllllll
57:00 <xm> reminds me of that victoria secret model that posed with junk food
58:00 <xm> i eat what i want and i STILL look GREAT
58:00 <bradd_pitts> lollll
58:00 <bradd_pitts> this one
58:00 <xm> http://www.news.com.au/entertainment/celebrity-life/victorias-secret-model-candice-swanepoel-feasts-on-pizza-and-beer/story-fnk825dz-1227019282273
58:00 <bradd_pitts> i love candince swanepoel i think shes so beautiful
58:00 <bradd_pitts> -n
58:00 <xm> definitely no coincidence there
00:00 <xm> very girly
00:00 <xm> except for hand obviously
00:00 <bradd_pitts> lmao.
00:00 <xm> you know that youtube guy
00:00 <bradd_pitts> OMG THIS ONE
00:00 <xm> that onyl shows his arms/hands
00:00 <xm> and does weird stuff
00:00 <xm> like bash chickens etc
00:00 <xm> he can do that but with his legs
01:00 <bradd_pitts> i fucking hate that guy.. the how to basic guy
01:00 <bradd_pitts> he makes me sick
01:00 <xm> tell him he looks like an abo dancer
01:00 <bradd_pitts> lol
01:00 <xm> i think he's from perth
01:00 <bradd_pitts> nop
02:00 <xm> where from?
02:00 <bradd_pitts> here
02:00 <xm> sydney?
02:00 <bradd_pitts> i went to primary schoool with him
02:00 <bradd_pitts> yes
02:00 <bradd_pitts> that is here
02:00 <bradd_pitts> lol
02:00 <xm> no i mean
02:00 <xm> the hands video go
02:00 <bradd_pitts> OH
02:00 <xm> guy*
02:00 <bradd_pitts> idk
02:00 <xm> i was told it was perth
02:00 <bradd_pitts> but i hate him
02:00 <xm> why would i say perth
02:00 <xm> lol
02:00 <bradd_pitts> have you seen the one where he makes a 'burger'
02:00 <bradd_pitts> and gets some guy to eat it
02:00 <xm> no
02:00 <bradd_pitts> honestly, ive seen some nasty shit on the internet
03:00 <bradd_pitts> but that video made me gag so bad
03:00 <xm> i found all the videos boring
03:00 <bradd_pitts> like i was honestly about to vomit, it was sickening
03:00 <xm> i dont even remember the channel name
03:00 <bradd_pitts> howtobasic
03:00 <bradd_pitts> lol
03:00 <xm> yeah he's from perth
04:00 <xm> An anonymous Perth teenager has become an internet sensation with a series of bizarre instructional videos that have been viewed more than 100 million times.
04:00 <xm> HowToBasic has upwards of 800,000 YouTube subscribers and his videos have clocked up an extraordinary 114 million views since the first instalment in December 2011.
04:00 <xm> Read more at http://www.9news.com.au/technology/2013/05/24/13/22/perth-teens-videos-become-internet-hit#pqtPBCFzPZe1qf4X.99
04:00 <bradd_pitts> yuck
04:00 <bradd_pitts> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sNSPw3ykA68
04:00 <bradd_pitts> ..
04:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The HowToBasic Challenge (Krabby patty) *VOMIT WARNING* (Oct 13, 2013) 7:22 - Category: Comedy - 3,801,967 - 46,609 likes (86.8%), 7,118 dislikes (13.2%)
04:00 <xm> it's a smalltown. he'll be someone's friend of a friend
04:00 <bradd_pitts> theres legit toilet water in it
04:00 <bradd_pitts> and the guy eat sit
04:00 <bradd_pitts> im about to vomit
05:00 <xm> disgusting
05:00 <xm> this is poo porn exploitation
05:00 <xm> my vids are more classssseh
06:00 <bradd_pitts> :(
06:00 <xm> i'd rather watch your friend do an abo dance with a pouting face
09:00 <xm> nothing sus'. but can i see his face?
09:00 <xm> is he an eye brow plucker
09:00 <bradd_pitts> hang
10:00 <xm> looks Eurasian
10:00 <bradd_pitts> hes south american
10:00 <xm> or south american
10:00 <bradd_pitts> yeah
10:00 <xm> ok
10:00 <bradd_pitts> he has long hair now
10:00 <bradd_pitts> hang
10:00 <xm> argentina?
10:00 <xm> reminds me of this actor
11:00 <xm> he's very effeminate
11:00 <bradd_pitts> lol
11:00 <xm> looks different there
11:00 <xm> contacts probably
11:00 <bradd_pitts> this is recent
11:00 <xm> hell gy
11:00 <xm> gay*
11:00 <xm> he could almost pass as a girl
12:00 <xm> did he get collagen for his lips?
12:00 <xm> they dont look natural
13:00 <slinky_J> hmm
14:00 <slinky_J> what to watchhh
15:00 <bradd_pitts> nah
15:00 <bradd_pitts> hes natural
15:00 <bradd_pitts> he used to model
15:00 <bradd_pitts> dunno if he still does
15:00 <bradd_pitts> also
15:00 <bradd_pitts> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bTaleku9llY
15:00 <bradd_pitts> yum.
15:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Cheeseburger Bisque - Handle It (Aug 2, 2014) 3:45 - Category: Howto & Style - 441,587 - 12,225 likes (96.3%), 473 dislikes (3.7%)
15:00 <bradd_pitts> so unhealthy but so delicious
21:00 <slinky_J> i used to model
21:00 <slinky_J> in prison
21:00 <slinky_J> i was a model prisoner, modelled lingerie mostly.
25:00 <xm> warren1984 and i went here once
25:00 <xm> http://www.novembars.com/pgs/challenge.html
25:00 <xm> (by entering into this challenge you show by your actions that you absolve Minh Van of any and all consequences as a result of participating in this challenge)
25:00 <xm> lol
26:00 <xm> Novembar's Hottest and Deadliest Chili Burger! - you MUST be 18 yrs old or over to enter into this challenge.
26:00 <xm> This Challenge will cost you $30 if you fail or be completely free if you succeed, all you need to do is follow the in-house rules of the challenge within 10 minutes.
26:00 <xm> there was a rumour that someone had a heart attack and they had to call an ambo
26:00 <xm> might be an urban legend
26:00 <xm> just might
28:00 <slinky_J> yeah the ford is cherry man
28:00 <xm> one of the burgers is called "Aussie Boy Dont Cry"
28:00 <slinky_J> lolops
36:00 <xm> hope ya get da AIDS from a tatts parlor in bali
46:00 <bradd_pitts> kewl
46:00 <bradd_pitts> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V83rdbSpiGA
46:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: How its made pringles (Jun 24, 2013) 5:05 - Category: Howto & Style - 2,935,038 - 8,452 likes (94.2%), 524 dislikes (5.8%)
46:00 <slinky_J> nom had two pies
46:00 <slinky_J> so good
57:00 <xm> i need a back scratcher or a trained pet monkey. but ive heard the latter can rip off ya face
58:00 <slinky_J> well a baboon could
58:00 <xm> chimps are pretty strong though. some people keep them as pets but they can easily turn on them. one woman had her face torn off
58:00 <simba> chimp crap
59:00 <xm> http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/charla-nash-chimp-attack-victim-3091674 <--- NSFW
59:00 <xm> safe for saemo tho
00:00 <slinky_J> a chimp at sexual maturity fk that
00:00 <slinky_J> have it for five years then shoot it for sport
00:00 <simba> for sport
00:00 <xm> my friend had a stand off with a monkey in malaysia
00:00 <simba> what does that mean
00:00 <xm> tense
00:00 <simba> like pretend killing animals in an open field is a sport
01:00 <slinky_J> take it out, hand in hand into the forest then shoot it while it's having a run around
01:00 <simba> hang the head on the wall like a trophy lol americans are spazzo
01:00 <xm> it means giving them a head start to climb up a tree and then shoot them down with a tranquilizer in a pipe like an amazonian
01:00 <xm> but no blood
01:00 <simba> they may as well hang the recipt next to it from the gun they bought
01:00 <slinky_J> americans are crazy for exotic animals
02:00 <slinky_J> cant believe that can legally own chimpanzees and tigers and lions and bears
02:00 <xm> ther was a viet pig trend for a while with the yuppies
02:00 <xm> i think melb is starting to catch on with it now
02:00 <ATS63> ripped cunt food
02:00 <ATS63> I mean hi
03:00 <xm> ATS63, did your hand get done by a drunk or was it really a cheeky chimp?
03:00 <xm> it's amnesty time
03:00 <xm> it's OK. no judging here
04:00 <ATS63> nah wankers cramp
04:00 <xm> can you get compo for that
04:00 <xm> work stress and all that
04:00 <ATS63> yea it was on the job
04:00 <xm> an honourable discharge
05:00 <ATS63> lel unmarked cars are fun... went to the docs yesterday... had some guy road raging at me for the actions of a car ahead... anyway, when he drove onto the footpath :D
06:00 <xm> i feel that way when i have access in a lot of channels but `deop myself 
06:00 <xm> then when they start acting up
06:00 <xm> `op
06:00 <xm> HAHAHAHAH
06:00 <xm> it's the austnet police m8
07:00 <ATS63> Little different when you're standing in front of them asking why they felt like they could give you a shove and they're yelling "mate I'm going to stomp yer fucking head son"
08:00 <ATS63> prob more enjoyable
08:00 <xm> when you're unmarked and doing the hours you still go in at least pairs right
08:00 <xm> ive talked to cops before that were alone though
08:00 <xm> but just doing errands or something
08:00 <xm> i stopped a cop who was by himself but had a box full of papers at the front
08:00 <ATS63> no uhh, I borrowed a car to go do the docs. I was offduty in an unmarked
08:00 <xm> nah that was a general q
09:00 <xm> i know you're on hols/leave
09:00 <ATS63> oh depends
09:00 <ATS63> most of the time yes
11:00 <ATS63> small jobs, or court duty, you often go by yourself
11:00 <ATS63> depends on the risk of the job
12:00 <ATS63> http://img.izismile.com/img/img7/20140826/640/morning_picdump_608_640_02.jpg
23:00 <slinky_J> PEW PEW PEW
23:00 <slinky_J> runnin from the police
23:00 <slinky_J> fk
23:00 <slinky_J> stay up or go to bed :/
24:00 <slinky_J> if i go bed i wont b first in line to pay bills!!!!
24:00 <slinky_J> n i hate being in the line.
30:00 <Ana_Ng> wtf
30:00 <Ana_Ng> you live in a third world country?
31:00 <xm> we're living under mao. you better get in first or rice 4 u
31:00 <xm> or no*
33:00 <fawks> http://i.imgur.com/qaN5Swf.jpg
33:00 <{LeE}> O_o
33:00 <fawks> Lokolol
33:00 <{LeE}> have u guys been up all night >
33:00 <{LeE}> ?
33:00 <fawks> Nop
33:00 <{LeE}> hey fawks
33:00 <fawks> Hi
33:00 <{LeE}> thats ok then fawks lols
33:00 <fawks> Lol
33:00 <slinky_J> ilu fox
33:00 <slinky_J> ahahehaheahaheehaheaha
33:00 <fawks> I woke up a couple hours ago though 
33:00 <slinky_J> *bounces awaaaaaaayyyy*
33:00 <{LeE}> hey slinky_J
34:00 <fawks> But I sleptski
34:00 <{LeE}> oh true 
34:00 <slinky_J> HEIL SLINKY
34:00 <{LeE}> i woke up at 5:20
34:00 <fawks> Eeo
34:00 <fawks> Eep
34:00 <{LeE}> yeeep
35:00 <{LeE}> gotta get this kid up in 15 then get her ready then bum around n wait for the bus to take her to school 
21:00 <ATS63> mammory
22:00 <{LeE}> :/
28:00 <{{LeE}}> <{Lee}> omg dont make me think about kuniva's cock i'll get horny
28:00 <{{LeE}}> [#melbourne] <{LeE}> lol we made 3 of our mates wank under a doona as we wanted to know who was ganna cum first we were 15 [#melbourne] <Loof> statistics show most chicks have already sucked off the family dog by that age
57:00 <{LeE}> To the window (TO THE WINDOW), to the wall, (TO THE WALL)
57:00 <{LeE}> To the sweat drop down my balls (MY BALLS)
58:00 <{LeE}> To all these bitches crawl To all skeet skeet motherfucker (MOTHERFUCKER!) all skeet skeet god damn (GOT DAMN)
09:00 <MarleyQuinn> Why am I banned from this channel via my pc account
20:00 <ATS63> Your skeet needs more guns and shit
25:00 <ATS63> Bitches love it
31:00 <ATS63> http://www.smh.com.au/lifestyle/celebrity/xfactor-judge-redfoo-glassed-at-golden-sheaf-hotel-in-double-bay-20140828-109a6i.html
31:00 <ATS63> Unprovoked? X-Factor seems like provocation 
40:00 <ATS63> I steals your lifes
40:00 <ATS63> I runs with it
40:00 <ATS63> You crys
40:00 <Interrupt> boots wid da furrrr
40:00 <ATS63> Smitten
43:00 <Interrupt> its russian
46:00 <ATS63> Same thing right?
47:00 <Interrupt> i gotta go to work
49:00 <ATS63> centrelink appointment?
49:00 <Interrupt> yer
50:00 <Interrupt> they make me work for dole
50:00 <ATS63> Those bastards! How dare they
50:00 <ATS63> Just sell drugs while you're there to all your workmates
51:00 <ATS63> Nobody will ever know
53:00 <Interrupt> going to ride my push bike
57:00 <ATS63> oh? Has it got rims and the sports kit?
57:00 <ATS63> Prob a sik stereo too
01:00 <Fez> Isnt redfoo gay?
03:00 <Interrupt> ?
03:00 <Interrupt> im gay
05:00 <ATS63> Hey handsome
05:00 <Interrupt> I'M A TRANNY
10:00 <ATS63> Thats not very handsome
10:00 <Interrupt> fancy a bum later ?
10:00 <ATS63> Nah they need jobs
10:00 <Interrupt> you might like it
11:00 <Interrupt> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BTRp2F4Ytuo&list=PLDCCAC703335EF577
11:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Big Gay Following - Balls Of Steel (Jul 18, 2011) 3:16 - Category: Comedy - 38,318 - 100 likes (94.3%), 6 dislikes (5.7%)
49:00 <{LeE}> :/
49:00 <{LeE}> fuck it's hot 
05:00 <Serenity> https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=904391522910675
05:00 <Serenity> stay classy brisbane..
07:00 <Interrupt> so....
07:00 <{LeE}> oh wow
07:00 <Interrupt> wowa
07:00 <Serenity> someone needs to get her a snickers
08:00 <{LeE}> i think so
08:00 <BlackDevil> or dick
08:00 <Interrupt> and she didn't cum for hours
08:00 <Interrupt> well i didn't
08:00 <Interrupt> fucked her for hours
09:00 <{LeE}> :/
09:00 <{LeE}> Think i'll just chill out today 
10:00 <{LeE}> might go buy a dog or a cat 
10:00 <Interrupt> {LeE}, dont do that its too much resposibility
10:00 <{LeE}> and
10:00 <{LeE}> i have a kid they cost more
10:00 <Interrupt> if you buy a dog you have to basically dedicate your life to looking after it
11:00 <{LeE}> yeah just like a child
11:00 <{LeE}> ive had a dog before 
11:00 <Interrupt> {LeE}, kids have a brain and grow up and go to school
11:00 <{LeE}> yeah and 
11:00 <Interrupt> dogs are differant
11:00 <{LeE}> i know this i used to have a dog
11:00 <Interrupt> i was just saying do be carefull 
12:00 <{LeE}> i have 5 birds 
12:00 <Interrupt> fair enough
12:00 <Serenity> get a cat lee
12:00 <Serenity> theyre smarter
12:00 <{LeE}> Serenity im thinking of it Benny wants a cat so i think i'll have to get a cat 
13:00 <Interrupt> dont
13:00 <Serenity> take my fucking cat
13:00 <{LeE}> but i think i'll hold off on a cat till bubs is born not sure 
13:00 <{LeE}> ok
13:00 <Serenity> hes been chasing me around the house for cuddles all morning
13:00 <{LeE}> send it over
13:00 <Interrupt> yer take Serenity's
13:00 <Interrupt> send it air mail
13:00 <{LeE}> awww too cute 
13:00 <{LeE}> lol
13:00 <Serenity> hes so needy lol
13:00 <Interrupt> i get my dog back in 2 weeks
14:00 <{LeE}> lol Serenity most cats are 
14:00 <{LeE}> Interrupt what happend to it
14:00 <Interrupt> {LeE}, hes staying at my mums friends house
14:00 <{LeE}> oh ok fair enuff
14:00 <Interrupt> hes pretty cool dog
14:00 <Interrupt> cant wait to see him again
14:00 <Monoxide> overly attached cat
15:00 <{LeE}> im looking after my sisters dog in october woot he's mah awesome nephew
15:00 <Interrupt> yeah i consider my dog apart of the family
15:00 <Monoxide> why is Interrupt talking like anyone likes him
15:00 <{LeE}> yeah all my pets are my family 
15:00 <Serenity> hes gone weird lately
15:00 <{LeE}> Monoxide its called a convo
15:00 <Monoxide> is he trying to be people
16:00 <Monoxide> thats cute
16:00 <{LeE}> no idea
16:00 <{LeE}> i havent been on in months 
16:00 <Monoxide> he's a troll {LeE} he deserves no interaction
16:00 <Interrupt> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6lcZ0redg1s
16:00 <{LeE}> i forget who is who my memory went down hill 
16:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Dissolved Girl - Massive Attack (Jul 28, 2008) 6:07 - Category: Music - 375,383 - 2,259 likes (99%), 22 dislikes (1%)
16:00 <{LeE}> baby brain much 
16:00 <Monoxide> \m/ d(^.^)b \m/ : Insane Clown Posse : Nobody Move (feat. Mack 10) [Forgotten Freshness, Volume 4 - 2005]
17:00 <{{LeE}}> <{Lee}> omg dont make me think about kuniva's cock i'll get horny
17:00 <{{LeE}}> [#melbourne] <{LeE}> lol we made 3 of our mates wank under a doona as we wanted to know who was ganna cum first we were 15 [#melbourne] <Loof> statistics show most chicks have already sucked off the family dog by that age
17:00 <Serenity> ..
18:00 <BlackDevil> you cant mistake that
18:00 <BlackDevil> element is did that
18:00 <{LeE}> he's a nut bag
18:00 <Monoxide> english motherfucker
18:00 <Monoxide> do you speak it
19:00 <{LeE}> dont think he does
19:00 <Monoxide> he speaks murikan
20:00 <{LeE}> not sure what that is but ok
20:00 <Monoxide> o.o
21:00 <{LeE}> O_o
21:00 <{LeE}> i could so go a rissotto 
22:00 <Monoxide> \m/ d(^.^)b \m/ : Midnight Oil : Blue Sky Mine [Blue Sky Mining - 1990]
22:00 <Monoxide> ol school
22:00 <{LeE}> good song
26:00 <Monoxide> so the boss is over here near my desk "folding boxes"
26:00 <Monoxide> nowhere else in the workshop is good enough
26:00 <Monoxide> he has to do it here
27:00 <BlackDevil> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pKqYcC-ibj4
27:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: ALS Ice Bucket Challenge with a twist Extremely Funny !!!! (Aug 25, 2014) 1:05 - Category: People & Blogs - 11,458 - 19 likes (86.4%), 3 dislikes (13.6%)
31:00 <Interrupt> Limp Bizkit- Nookie
32:00 <{LeE}> not kool Monoxide
33:00 <Monoxide> he's being a dick
35:00 <Interrupt> TOOL - Pushit
38:00 <beehhh> lifestolen has legionnaires disease what he caught from the creek nextdoor
39:00 <beehhh> he was only having a bath there in the toxic chemical infected pond
40:00 <BlackDevil> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZpUYjpKg9KY
40:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Limp Bizkit - Break Stuff (Oct 5, 2009) 2:50 - Category: Music - 47,572,465 - 138,231 likes (96%), 5,703 dislikes (4%)
41:00 <Skirmish> http://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/real-life/mistress-jane-on-her-life-as-a-vanilla-mum-by-day-dominatrix-by-night/story-fnixwvgh-1227039556631  <----------- I bet B1 has a story about how he knows her and taught her all she knows. 
42:00 <Interrupt> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=485JvexFxgs
42:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Metallica Master of Puppets Lyrics (Sep 6, 2009) 8:53 - Category: Music - 207,484 - 1,106 likes (98.3%), 19 dislikes (1.7%)
43:00 <beehhh> later he was taken for a strict quarantine by the ASIO and also deteced with measles and dengue
45:00 <Monoxide> lol Skirmish
47:00 <{LeE}> Monoxide punch him in the head
47:00 <BlackDevil> Bastardly_One
47:00 <BlackDevil> would you eat a plate of dicks?
48:00 <Interrupt> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=485JvexFxgs
48:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Metallica Master of Puppets Lyrics (Sep 6, 2009) 8:53 - Category: Music - 207,485 - 1,106 likes (98.3%), 19 dislikes (1.7%)
49:00 <beehhh> since when you guys start speaking mandarine
51:00 <Serenity> its too early for this shit Interrupt
51:00 <Serenity> give it a rest
51:00 <Interrupt> Serenity, Im on more IRC servers than this i couldn't give a fuck about youre poor life
51:00 <BlackDevil> thats the spirit Interrupt
51:00 <Interrupt> you got pwned by da best
51:00 <Interrupt> im leet hacker
51:00 <ATS63> Yea Serenity! There are other IRC servers in my life ya know
52:00 <Serenity> so go to those servers..
52:00 <Interrupt> 313337
52:00 <Interrupt>  ./
52:00 <{LeE}> :/
52:00 <BlackDevil> i like Interrupt
52:00 <BlackDevil> he is cool
52:00 <BlackDevil> stand his ground
53:00 <Serenity> of course you do you troll collector
53:00 <{LeE}> lol
53:00 <BlackDevil> i have a nice troll collection
53:00 <{LeE}> nutters 
53:00 <Interrupt> dont call me a troll ill knife ya balla
53:00 <BlackDevil> http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-oo8ilv_sJFg/T-p1lJdNd6I/AAAAAAAAAxs/tlr9_R78aXA/s1600/trollcollection.jpg
53:00 <Serenity> oh shut up you idiot
53:00 <Serenity> have you even slept?
54:00 <{LeE}> i dont think they ever do 
54:00 <{LeE}> i asked that this morning 
54:00 <BlackDevil> cant sleep when you are on crack
54:00 <{LeE}> :/
54:00 <Interrupt>  BlackDevil  lollllllllllllll
55:00 <Interrupt> lol i got a troll
55:00 <Interrupt> bruh my trolls hair
55:00 <Interrupt> married a troll
55:00 <{LeE}> :/ ur an idiot 
56:00 <Interrupt> troll with a glock lol
58:00 <ATS63> Ya'll niggers niggering in a nigga, nigger
58:00 <slinky_J> okay
58:00 <doctor>  `ban ATS63 rasest
58:00 <slinky_J> :(
59:00 <Interrupt> glocks lol
59:00 <ATS63> Don't be jealous
59:00 <slinky_J> lolz
59:00 <honky_J> yay!
59:00 <honky_J> w00p w00p
00:00 <Interrupt> "Tried him with the glock it didn't work"
00:00 <milk> ahahahahaahahahaahahahahahhuehuehuehuehuahahahahaahahehueheuhehueheuheahahaheheheh <BANG> ah blew my shitter
00:00 <doctor> they prefer to be refered as fuzzy wuzzies now
00:00 <ATS63> Honky tonks eh
00:00 <honky_J> no wai
01:00 <Interrupt> "Tried him with the glock it didn't work"
01:00 <ATS63> Say can you niggers explain to me why people in this place have numerous nicknames and clones? Ban evasion?
01:00 <honky_J> honky tonk parade are you kidding me
01:00 <honky_J> do i have to make a day for everyone
01:00 <ATS63> Explain it with the inclusion of racial slurs
01:00 <Higgs_Jexual> this better do it doctor
01:00 <Higgs_Jexual> xD
01:00 <Higgs_Jexual> hai ATS63
01:00 <doctor> sounds jexy
02:00 <Higgs_Jexual> lolz
02:00 <ATS63> Prepare nerd core dump
02:00 <ATS63> Fire nerd core dup
02:00 <ATS63> +m
03:00 <Interrupt> 1 0wnz j00
04:00 <Higgs_Jexual> A+
04:00 <Higgs_Jexual> okay so the movie im watching on tv doesnt exist
05:00 <Skirmish> How did kuniva get in here? 
05:00 <Skirmish> Interrupt = Kuniva. 
05:00 <Monoxide> lkl
05:00 <Monoxide> lol
05:00 <BritMeatSuxShltCoatedCoks> what the
05:00 <Higgs_Jexual> lolz
05:00 <BritMeatSuxShltCoatedCoks> derrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrt
05:00 <Higgs_Jexual> depps
05:00 <BritMeatSuxShltCoatedCoks> a derrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
05:00 <Higgs_Jexual> boip
05:00 <Higgs_Jexual> a duk
05:00 <Higgs_Jexual> bye fag
06:00 <Monoxide> interrupt != kunty
06:00 <Monoxide> almost but not
06:00 <{LeE}> didnt think he was with tpg last i knew it was optus 
06:00 <ATS63> I slept
06:00 <ATS63> The drugs helped
06:00 <ATS63> If google doesn't have it, then it isn't real. For example, faggots
07:00 <Monoxide> junkies
07:00 <Monoxide> the lot of em
07:00 <Interrupt> http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-oo8ilv_sJFg/T-p1lJdNd6I/AAAAAAAAAxs/tlr9_R78aXA/s1600/trollcollection.jpg
07:00 <Monoxide> interrupt come down the shops mate
07:00 <ATS63> The only kind of faggots that are real
07:00 <ATS63> https://craponaplate.files.wordpress.com/2012/05/faggots.jpg
08:00 <Interrupt> Monoxide, can I bring glock ?
08:00 <Monoxide> if u like
08:00 <Interrupt> Monoxide, want to comeover
08:00 <Monoxide> come shopping first
08:00 <ATS63> I hope you have a legitimate reason to bring a glock to the shops, like hunting, sir
08:00 <Mew> Trollies!!
09:00 <Interrupt> Monoxide, i'll order you pizza
09:00 <Monoxide> I feel like checking out the local fauna first
09:00 <Interrupt> im ordering pizza
09:00 <Serenity> Interrupt is not kuniva Skirmish
09:00 <Skirmish> Acts exactly like him. 
10:00 <Serenity> its pz
10:00 <Interrupt> glock
10:00 <Skirmish> Kuniva must be his hero then.  
10:00 <Interrupt> why not 
10:00 <Monoxide> hang out front of iga n pick up a crackwhore
10:00 <Higgs_Jexual> dude
10:00 <Higgs_Jexual> i was like strummin n shit
10:00 <Higgs_Jexual> now i gotta read so u like me.
10:00 <Higgs_Jexual> lolz
11:00 <{LeE}> O_o
11:00 <Higgs_Jexual> i left the laptop on ATS63 so it might take ten years for that page to load ey
11:00 <ATS63> Thats okay, I don't mind you waiting
11:00 <Higgs_Jexual> hahahahahaha!!!
11:00 <Higgs_Jexual> fkn noshit
12:00 <Interrupt> boots wid da furrrrrr
12:00 <lifestolen> i swear my jumper was on my clothes line
12:00 <lifestolen> now its not there
12:00 <Higgs_Jexual> whattaguy
12:00 <lifestolen> i feel sick
12:00 <Higgs_Jexual> um
12:00 <Higgs_Jexual> so anyway
12:00 <Higgs_Jexual> my x's dad
12:00 <Higgs_Jexual> when i asked him what he missed most rofl
12:00 <Higgs_Jexual> he said
13:00 <{LeE}> Cannot wait till tomorrow 
13:00 <Higgs_Jexual> walkin out and gettin my faggots and chips
13:00 <Higgs_Jexual> srsly
13:00 <ATS63> Was he wearing thongs?
13:00 <Higgs_Jexual> rofl
13:00 <Higgs_Jexual> english man
13:00 <ATS63> English people wear thongs. Don't be racist
13:00 <Higgs_Jexual> he's a scouser
14:00 <ATS63> Stupid poor people
14:00 <Interrupt> Apple Bottom Jeans T-Pain 
14:00 <ATS63> Just like black people work
14:00 <Higgs_Jexual> not all the time
14:00 <Higgs_Jexual> and sometimes i have to wipe my grease pencil.
14:00 <Higgs_Jexual> purple helmet
15:00 <{LeE}> whos poor
15:00 <ATS63> Ya'll niggers
15:00 <{LeE}> im not poor 
15:00 <Interrupt> Apple Bottom Jeans T-Pain 
15:00 <Monoxide> me neither
15:00 <Higgs_Jexual> irc is good prep for the real world ay lol
16:00 <{LeE}> i get the car tomorrow n getting a fuck load of box''s 
16:00 <Monoxide> what song Interrupt
16:00 <ATS63> boxes = poor
16:00 <{LeE}> no 
16:00 <Interrupt> Apple Bottom Jeans T-Pain 
16:00 <{LeE}> not when ur moving lols how is that being poor 
16:00 <Serenity> thank christ
16:00 <Monoxide> \o/
16:00 <Monoxide> didnt think thatd work
16:00 <Monoxide> LOL
16:00 <ATS63> Oh right. Moving into boxes?
16:00 <Pyro-> -_-
16:00 <lifestolen> this is fucking bullshit
17:00 <{LeE}> :/
17:00 <{LeE}> ur a dumb fuck 
17:00 <ATS63> Thats what the ladies say
17:00 <{LeE}> im a chick not a guy 
17:00 <lifestolen> thats it
17:00 <lifestolen> im going to kill myself
18:00 <Monoxide> whats even happening right now
18:00 <Monoxide> \m/ d(^.^)b \m/ : The Prodigy : Funky Shit [The Fat of the Land - 1997]
18:00 <ATS63> Yet I'm dumb. Okay
18:00 <doctor> Why bother? It's already too late
19:00 <ATS63> Stupid poor people
19:00 <Serenity> wait using boxes to move how makes you poor?
19:00 <Serenity> lol..
19:00 <{LeE}> lol no idea 
19:00 <Serenity> what do you use to move how? dimond chests?
19:00 <Serenity> house*
19:00 <ATS63> Niggers
19:00 <{LeE}> and im buying them not getting them from a stupid market
19:00 <Serenity> diamond
19:00 <{LeE}> lol
19:00 <British^Meat> bff's
20:00 <ATS63> Or a moving co
20:00 <Serenity> moving companies use boxes..
20:00 <ATS63> Yea but I don't use boxes when I use a moving company
20:00 <{LeE}> yeah thats where im ganna get em from 
20:00 <{LeE}> ganna higher a truck also its so cheap 
21:00 <{LeE}> 129 i think it is for 24 hours and u get 4 extra hours on top of that 
21:00 <ATS63> Thats pretty good
21:00 <{LeE}> sure is 
21:00 <ATS63> Does it have the lift on the back? They're fun
21:00 <lifestolen> cyas
21:00 <ATS63> erm, irc is a good prep for nothing
21:00 <ATS63> Its like smoking weed and trying to be social
22:00 <{LeE}> ganna be hard to move the boxs around with a big belly lols i'll have to kick em 
22:00 <{LeE}> yeah it does
22:00 <ATS63> 2 axis?
22:00 <ATS63> or 3?
22:00 <British^Meat> hate that...
22:00 <ATS63> Fucking stoners
22:00 <Higgs_Jexual> LOL
22:00 <Higgs_Jexual> he is great write.
22:00 <Higgs_Jexual> a round of gosh for him!
23:00 <ATS63> axle doh
23:00 <{LeE}> we had a sales guy over here the other day n told us this house is not safe and we shouldnt be paying so much to live here :/
23:00 <{LeE}> ATS63 no idea 
23:00 <Interrupt> FUCKING BULLSHIT FUCKING BULLSHIT FUCKING BULLSHIT FUCKING BULLSHIT FUCKING BULLSHIT FUCKING BULLSHIT FUCKING BULLSHIT FUCKING BULLSHIT FUCKING BULLSHIT FUCKING BULLSHIT FUCKING BULLSHIT FUCKING BULLSHIT V
23:00 <Higgs_Jexual> worst entrance ever
23:00 <ATS63> Steamers or cold ones?
23:00 <Higgs_Jexual> lol
23:00 <British^Meat> doctor can u calm your mate pz down pls?
23:00 <Higgs_Jexual> a horses face looks like what ^^
24:00 <Monoxide> wont be a triaxle
24:00 <ATS63> Are triaxles not available for rent?
24:00 <Higgs_Jexual> oh pz that u sup
24:00 <ATS63> Yes doctor. Feel responsible for others
24:00 <Higgs_Jexual> CYA
24:00 <Higgs_Jexual> *writers a letter and mails it*
24:00 <Bastardly_One> holy shit!
24:00 <Higgs_Jexual> writers?
24:00 <Bastardly_One> when did it become friday?
24:00 <Higgs_Jexual> Bastardly_One
24:00 <Higgs_Jexual> i dont know man
24:00 <Higgs_Jexual> dont fucking ask
25:00 <{LeE}> no idea what they are 
25:00 <{LeE}> im not a guy lols 
25:00 <Monoxide> not on a standard license
25:00 <Higgs_Jexual> paint it black, and forget.
25:00 <Bastardly_One> oh it's you
25:00 <Bastardly_One> have you slept yet?
25:00 <British^Meat> lol
25:00 <Higgs_Jexual> course
25:00 <Bastardly_One> so, mental time then?
25:00 <Higgs_Jexual> no
25:00 <Higgs_Jexual> that was last night
25:00 <Bastardly_One> no shit
25:00 <Higgs_Jexual> no shit
26:00 <Monoxide> \m/ d(^.^)b \m/ : Dem Franchize Boyz : Ridin' Rims [Ministry of Sound: Maximum Bass 4 (disc 1) - 2007-09-08]
26:00 <Bastardly_One> between the trolls and you
26:00 <Bastardly_One> you're fucking lucky I am talking to you
26:00 <Bastardly_One> is all I have to say
26:00 <Higgs_Jexual> thanks man
26:00 <Higgs_Jexual> :D
26:00 <Higgs_Jexual> i wouldnt have wanted to be around me last night.
27:00 <{LeE}> good leave 
27:00 <Higgs_Jexual> between breaking my hand on the guy that robbed my place and catching up with mum
27:00 <Higgs_Jexual> what a day
27:00 <Higgs_Jexual> *sarcasm*
28:00 <ATS63> Could be worse. I had so much gas the US threatened to invade
29:00 <ATS63> Where you moving too?
29:00 <{LeE}> why would i tell u 
29:00 <{LeE}> O_o
29:00 <Higgs_Jexual> lolz
29:00 <Higgs_Jexual> or you could be a child in a Wayans movie
29:00 <Higgs_Jexual> could be worse
30:00 <{LeE}> silly question 
30:00 <ATS63> Suburbs are big places ya know
30:00 <Higgs_Jexual> i strummin me gitar to this lol https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UNkd3BlncFk
30:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Califone - "Funeral Singers" Dead Oceans (Dec 15, 2009) 4:10 - Category: Music - 146,635 - 1,030 likes (99.2%), 8 dislikes (0.8%)
30:00 <Higgs_Jexual> im really shit haha
30:00 <Higgs_Jexual> good song tho
31:00 <{LeE}> yeah 
31:00 <{LeE}> melbourne
31:00 <{LeE}> thats big 
31:00 <damio> im in melbourne
31:00 <ATS63> Thats not a suburb, but of course you wouldn't know the difference
31:00 <{LeE}> thats nice
31:00 <damio> st kilda
31:00 <{LeE}> i do not care 
31:00 <damio> is melbourne cbd classified as a suburb?
32:00 <{LeE}> its a city 
32:00 <ATS63> http://samuelaurbini.files.wordpress.com/2012/03/pitt-inglorious.jpg
32:00 <ATS63> Ya'll faggots faggoting in faggotry, fag
33:00 <British^Meat> U R
33:00 <Higgs_Jexual> so from strumming you dont become god..
33:00 <Higgs_Jexual> figuring things out
34:00 <tech_n9ne> Wowza
35:00 <tech_n9ne> Wakey wakey hands off snakey
35:00 <ATS63> The Anne Frank of erections, everyone
35:00 <tech_n9ne> Lol
35:00 <{LeE}> :/
36:00 <tech_n9ne> Sup yo
36:00 <ATS63> Not cawk
37:00 <Higgs_Jexual> i discovered you just have to sing shit, never take matches from a female
39:00 <Monoxide> \m/ d(^.^)b \m/ : The Police : Every Little Thing She Does Is Magic [Ghost In The Machine - 1981]
39:00 <Bastardly_One> ATS63
39:00 <Bastardly_One> me too by the way
39:00 <Bastardly_One> I woke myself up with one fart
39:00 <Bastardly_One> was disgusting
39:00 <Bastardly_One> good dream too damn it
41:00 <British^Meat> "When Wind Attacks!"
41:00 <Higgs_Jexual> i suck at guitar
42:00 <Higgs_Jexual> lol
42:00 <Higgs_Jexual> u gettin old mna lol
42:00 <Higgs_Jexual> wake up from that shit next step lol
42:00 <British^Meat> could be IBS ATS63/ Bastardly_One
42:00 <Higgs_Jexual> ily
46:00 <Bastardly_One> British^Meat, nuh mine is the rubbish I ate just before going to sleep
46:00 <Bastardly_One> and no gall bladder
46:00 <Bastardly_One> I only lease food
47:00 <Higgs_Jexual> man
47:00 <Higgs_Jexual> guy trolls like shit
48:00 <British^Meat> hah yer, i get it occasionaly
48:00 <Higgs_Jexual> the way you love life's gonna do you in so I don't really have to do a thing
48:00 <British^Meat> its probably diet
48:00 <British^Meat> just happens at the worst times...
48:00 <Bastardly_One> it is with me
48:00 <Bastardly_One> I eat badly, no gall bladder
48:00 <Bastardly_One> and passed out from being stoned and full
49:00 <British^Meat> ah well, i guess its alright if your staying at home, its just going out
49:00 <British^Meat> have to crop dust ppl
50:00 <British^Meat> let it go and move on...
50:00 <British^Meat> browsing the aisles is the worst :)
51:00 <British^Meat> just blame it on some baby or old dude
51:00 <Higgs_Jexual> *cocks*
51:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
51:00 <Bastardly_One> that happened to me this morning full on 
52:00 <Bastardly_One> in the supermarket
52:00 <Bastardly_One> and it was clearly obvious it was me
52:00 <Bastardly_One> loud and smelly
52:00 <Bastardly_One> I just smiled like I was proud
52:00 <Bastardly_One> and kept walking
53:00 <Bastardly_One> I just have to wait until I'm hungry now to have something to absorb it
55:00 <{LeE}> O_o
55:00 <British^Meat> Mmmm i usually get it around after 7
01:00 <ShadowLurker> rofl
01:00 <ShadowLurker> Bastardly One seemed to prefer talking to themself, writing over 5 lines in a row 1580 times...
01:00 <ShadowLurker> PandasDontDrive also chatted to himself 486 times.
02:00 <British^Meat> :) they love it
02:00 <British^Meat> great one two combo
02:00 <British^Meat> also, do those stats update in real time?
03:00 <ShadowLurker> nah they update when i remember
04:00 <BlackDevil> http://www.buzzfeed.com/erinlarosa/what-would-your-game-of-thrones-name-be#ooj3vu
04:00 <ShadowLurker> \m/ d(^.^)b \m/ : Dope : Die MF Die [Life - ]
05:00 <BlackDevil> Khaleesi Sezzienne Martell
05:00 <BlackDevil> Queen Fawkslin Clegane
05:00 <British^Meat> do u just have to hit an update button or insert some logs or something?
06:00 <Skirmish> Is BlackDevil a girl?  I always thought it was a guy ... 
06:00 <BlackDevil> nope, girl
06:00 <BlackDevil> 13
06:00 <BlackDevil> from sydney
06:00 <BlackDevil> Princess Leeria Lannister
06:00 <Skirmish> That's ok then. It explains why you're playing around with homo name generators. 
06:00 <BlackDevil> yup
06:00 <BlackDevil> Lady Skirmlin Tyrell
07:00 <BlackDevil> Lady Loofya Bolton
07:00 <Bastardly_One> shoosh
07:00 <Bastardly_One> telling me I talk too much starts me off
07:00 <Bastardly_One> you should know that
07:00 <ShadowLurker> im slowly working on automation
07:00 <ATS63> British^Meat: IBS sounds like something that would've killed off the weaker humans 500 years ago
08:00 <ShadowLurker> once i reverse engineer the mircstats prog ill rewrite it to run on linux
08:00 <ShadowLurker> then make it fully auto
08:00 <ATS63> lame
08:00 <Bastardly_One> you know what IBS is ATS63?
08:00 <ATS63> just run an eggdrop with stats.mod
08:00 <ATS63> Bastardly_One: irritiable bowel syndrome, yes
08:00 <ShadowLurker> .
08:00 <Bastardly_One> just checkin' ...
09:00 <ATS63> nigger
09:00 <Bastardly_One> oh these kids ShadowLurker
09:00 <ShadowLurker> ive already rewritten eggdrop
09:00 <Bastardly_One> you know nuffin' remember
09:00 <Bastardly_One> and Serenity knows shit because she's a girl
09:00 <ATS63> You know what'd be a nice addition to irc...
09:00 <ATS63> offline messaging
09:00 <ATS63> mobile support
09:00 <Bastardly_One> no and no
09:00 <ShadowLurker> lol mobile support
10:00 <BlackDevil> fucking pile of shit he is
10:00 <Mew> There's noteOP that's kinda offline msging
10:00 <ShadowLurker> do you not know about znc and andchat
10:00 <British^Meat> lol, yer i reckon IBS wouldve killed quite a few back then
10:00 <Bastardly_One> imagine the fuckwits that would offline msg people
10:00 <ATS63> as in, one nick, multiple devices
10:00 <British^Meat> maybe we all need enemas
10:00 <ShadowLurker> wow really
10:00 <Serenity> znc
10:00 <ATS63> noteop is aids - doesn't work with /query
10:00 <ShadowLurker> fuck
10:00 <British^Meat> sometimes i wonder if there is........ blockages
10:00 <ShadowLurker> this cunts an idiot
10:00 <Serenity> I have 3 things connected to this nick
10:00 <Serenity> try again
10:00 <Bastardly_One> gah
10:00 <Bastardly_One> ATS63 just hush
10:00 <Bastardly_One> please
11:00 <British^Meat> he not know of irc apps?
11:00 <Interrupt> Swatting is a dangerous new phenomenon that sees pranksters phone in shootings or bomb threats, leaving the unsuspecting victims to deal with the heavy police response that follows.
11:00 <British^Meat> lol "new" ok Interrupt
11:00 <ATS63> actually services are a poor mans fix. A good addition to IRC would be the removal of services
11:00 <ShadowLurker> your credibility is currently at 0 dont make it worse
12:00 <Interrupt> efnet has no services
12:00 <ATS63> efnet also has no real solution to the problem
12:00 <ATS63> make it on connect
12:00 <ShadowLurker> efnet is a sesspool
12:00 <Interrupt> austnet was started by some guy that worked at iinet
12:00 <ATS63> roger, yes
12:00 <ShadowLurker> deez kids
13:00 <ATS63> back before iiborg started assimilating everything
13:00 <Bastardly_One> ikr
13:00 <Serenity> lol.com
13:00 <ATS63> efnet is alright. I'm on there now talking about niggers
13:00 <Interrupt> they log the private message windows aswell
13:00 <Interrupt> yer efnet is good
14:00 <Interrupt> the retards on this server 
14:00 <Interrupt> its a joke
14:00 <ATS63> You're one of them
14:00 <ShadowLurker> that includes you
14:00 <Interrupt> doubt that
14:00 <ShadowLurker> ATS63 just cemented that title too
15:00 <ATS63> bittorrent are making some kind of chat thing
15:00 <ATS63> I got invited to the alpha test
15:00 <Floss> i mistook 12pm for 10am and set up for work 2 hours early fml
15:00 <ShadowLurker> thats not new
15:00 <ATS63> apparently its untraceable and non-identifying
16:00 <ShadowLurker> bittorrent clients have had irc interfaces for a long time
18:00 <ATS63> Weird. All this white powder in this envelope. I think the americunts sent me anthrax
18:00 <ATS63> I'm going to go tell mum on them
18:00 <doctor> You have 24 hours before your body and mind starts to deteriorate
19:00 <doctor> What are you going to do before you return to dust?
19:00 <ATS63> Masturbate
20:00 <doctor> good way to go
20:00 <British^Meat> doctor, is it true that you and pz hang out?
20:00 <doctor> a while a go, yeah
20:00 <ATS63> Are you not friends now?
20:00 <British^Meat> said u guys live pretty close to each other
21:00 <doctor> back when i still had a social bone
21:00 <British^Meat> why is he coming on here acting like a total mong?
21:00 <doctor> yeah we get along fine, but he's losing it even more by the day of course
21:00 <doctor> probably dying
21:00 <faux> you're an irc interface
21:00 <British^Meat> [11:44] <Interrupt> the retards on this server 
21:00 <British^Meat> [11:44] <Interrupt> its a joke
21:00 <British^Meat> lol, classic
22:00 <doctor> he has a few loose screws
22:00 <ATS63> A close friend would tighten them
22:00 <ATS63> speaking of retards
22:00 <ATS63> faux: you never answered my question
22:00 <ATS63> are you faux cause you're a faux or are you faux because you like the faux or are you faux because you're a faux who likes the faux?
23:00 <doctor> i'm not that close, and it's not my purpose to be tightening anyones screws
23:00 <British^Meat> she used to be a Retard
24:00 <Serenity> wonder if he knows what faux is
24:00 <Serenity> ..
24:00 <Interrupt> Serenity is full on retard
24:00 <Serenity> yes of course.
24:00 <faux> I u
24:00 <faux> Oops
24:00 <faux> I just smashed me butt 
24:00 <ATS63> O right theres a wiki on faux
24:00 <faux> fuck that hurt
25:00 <ATS63> That explains it
25:00 <Serenity> pz said im a retard that must mean its true.
25:00 <faux> OH OK
25:00 <faux> Serenitard
25:00 <British^Meat> isnt that a bit like beagle calling someone a drunk?
25:00 <Serenity> lolol
25:00 <Serenity> yes
26:00 <British^Meat> yes, have you thought about supporting him instead?
26:00 <Interrupt> beagle is on paltalk
26:00 <British^Meat> u think?
27:00 <doctor> No. I suggest you mind your own business
28:00 <BlackDevil> doctor https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fv--npievoI&feature=youtu.be
28:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Nicki Minaj - Anaconda (Fart Remix) (Aug 26, 2014) 2:24 - Category: Comedy - 172,546 - 2,866 likes (90.4%), 306 dislikes (9.6%)
28:00 <Serenity> no..
29:00 <doctor> lol, yeah that's fitting
29:00 <ATS63> Club Penguin is the place to chat anyway
30:00 <British^Meat> sók id be a bit embarassed to know that dude too
31:00 <slinky_J> https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfp1/t1.0-9/1235007_602817896505998_2632724775921499998_n.jpg
31:00 <slinky_J> snort teh  ba l L Z
31:00 <Interrupt> fuck ur bans
31:00 <British^Meat> lol?
32:00 <slinky_J> guess what doctor
32:00 <ATS63> doctor: did he touch you in the special place?
32:00 <ATS63> We can talk about it
32:00 <slinky_J> oi coppa
32:00 <slinky_J> you slept yet man?
34:00 <ATS63> That'd be a cool club penguin profile... faux. Hang out at the docks. Faux likes the docks
34:00 <Interrupt> lol those people protesting about gaza look like such retards
34:00 <Interrupt> full on retards
35:00 <Interrupt> one of them i know from school
36:00 <Interrupt> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mt4tN0dSzYU
36:00 <Interrupt> full on retard
36:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Perth Protest 19 July 2014 - Clip 2 (Jul 19, 2014) 1:02 - Category: Comedy - 79 views -
37:00 <Bastardly_One> they're doing something
37:00 <faux> Yeah its so retarded to be passionate about ending oppression and religious cleansing in a country you have no idea about. How retarded of people to care 
37:00 <Interrupt> haha
37:00 <faux> fucking retards.
37:00 <Bastardly_One> what are you doing? sitting on your arse in your cesspool of a room is some run down house complaining about them
38:00 <Bastardly_One> here I am going to agree with foh again
38:00 <Interrupt> yeah im not marching in the street about some raghead colaboratos
38:00 <Bastardly_One> fucking idiot
38:00 <Interrupt> look at them
38:00 <Interrupt> theyre a joke
38:00 <Bastardly_One> you're the joke idiot
38:00 <faux> you're the only joke
38:00 <Bastardly_One> not them
38:00 <Interrupt> "free free palestine"
38:00 <Interrupt> HHAHAHA
38:00 <Floss> hmm
39:00 <Floss> i did a poo
39:00 <Floss> i feel better now
39:00 <ATS63> to be fair about gaza
39:00 <faux> What number was it
39:00 <ATS63> both the palestinians and jews are fuckwits
39:00 <Interrupt> geez theyre doing it all over the world
39:00 <Interrupt> how passionate are they hahaha
39:00 <ATS63> There are innocents involved yes, but theres always that one fuckwit that ruins it for everyone
39:00 <ATS63> I wonder if they'll ever find peace because of that
40:00 <Bastardly_One> ATS63, just shut up ... each post you make is completely retarded
40:00 <faux> lol @ one.
40:00 <faux> yes there is only one fuckwit ruining it for everyone 
40:00 <Bastardly_One> the Isrealis have no right to take over the land of other races just because they want it 
40:00 <Interrupt> stupid anti semites
40:00 <British^Meat> it wont ever get sorted
41:00 <Bastardly_One> when they're a french, english and american created state that no arab country wanted there in the first place
41:00 <British^Meat> those nutcases will just keep bombing each other
41:00 <British^Meat> none of em will go "ok, we'll stop, then u stop"
41:00 <Interrupt> they're terrorists
41:00 <ATS63> Just saying theres at least 2 sides to every story
41:00 <Bastardly_One> why shouldn't every arab country just want to bomb the shit out of Isreal?
41:00 <ATS63> Gaza is a complex one
41:00 <Interrupt> http://www.ustream.tv/channel/southparkhd
41:00 <Bastardly_One> give me one reason not one Arab country wouldn't?
42:00 <ATS63> Neither side is sincere about peace
42:00 <ATS63> Or theyd let history remain history and consider the future
42:00 <Bastardly_One> and don't say Jews
42:00 <Bastardly_One> it's nothing to do with Jews
42:00 <Bastardly_One> it's Zionism
42:00 <Interrupt> its idiots you see like that in that protest video who are the problem
42:00 <Bastardly_One> really?
42:00 <Interrupt> theyre wrong
43:00 <ShadowLurker> its idiots like Interrupt that are the problem
43:00 <British^Meat> Interrupt, trying to enflame :)
43:00 <Bastardly_One> I go to Melbourne rallies when asked or know of them
43:00 <Interrupt> bwhahaha
43:00 <Bastardly_One> last one I went to was the Syria one
43:00 <Interrupt> what are you rallying ?
43:00 <Interrupt> bwahahaha
43:00 <ShadowLurker> Interrupt is trying to feel included
43:00 <Interrupt> retard
43:00 <Interrupt> "free free palestine" lollllllllllll
43:00 <Interrupt> full on retard
44:00 <slinky_J> https://scontent-b-dfw.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/10624868_704969952891268_5051037289880815658_n.jpg?oh=6e9dac34d03c36a3bcfd3b96b28633ca&oe=5478F535 me today
44:00 <slinky_J> snort teh ballz
44:00 <ATS63> Amazing how people take sides with the gaza thing. I blame the leadership of both sides
44:00 <Interrupt> they got no idea what theyre even talking about 
44:00 <Bastardly_One> no, I am passionate about world politics ... we're on the arse end of the world and nothing affects us ... doesn't mean we dont have a right to an opinion though if our government would have one
44:00 <Interrupt> look at them theyre all black poor fucks
44:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah sure they dont
44:00 <Interrupt> muslims
44:00 <British^Meat> Interrupt is our Saemon or Picard when they arent here
44:00 <Interrupt> bunch of terrorists
45:00 <British^Meat> Imagine just 10 mins without one of those mongs
45:00 <Interrupt> they are probably on the dole
45:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh, then slinky would start
45:00 <ATS63> Interrupt: lel you fuckwit
45:00 <Interrupt> what are they really protesting about ?
45:00 <Bastardly_One> and actually all the Syd ones are usually ran by a journo on my FB
45:00 <Interrupt> having no job lol
45:00 <British^Meat> hah, well, i for one imagine at least a future where we can have 10 mins without any of em
45:00 <British^Meat> Its what i strive for
45:00 <Bastardly_One> who happens to work at syd uni too
46:00 <Interrupt> they think they dont have a job because of the jews
46:00 <Bastardly_One> so there goes that theory dickhead
46:00 <Interrupt> they're poor lol
46:00 <Bastardly_One> judasim and zionism are completely different
46:00 <Bastardly_One> I love the cry it's the jews
46:00 <Bastardly_One> so ignorant
46:00 <Bastardly_One> its zionists
47:00 <Interrupt> the only country you can trust is israel
48:00 <ATS63> http://loyalkng.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/brad-pitts-halloween-costume-dj-lance-rock.jpg
48:00 <ATS63> I was thinking that was more like you
48:00 <Bastardly_One> you're a shit troll
48:00 <Bastardly_One> 1/10
48:00 <British^Meat> lol
48:00 <British^Meat> yer 1/10
48:00 <British^Meat> Lets vote him off of the island
48:00 <Interrupt> http://www.ustream.tv/channel/southparkhd
48:00 <Bastardly_One> let's do that today though
49:00 <Bastardly_One> just vote them 
49:00 <ATS63> Bastardly_One: you say the israelis have no entitlement to the land... you do know the disputed territory has been disputed for like 2,000 years
49:00 <Interrupt> lollllll
49:00 <ATS63> Who exactly has entitlement? Could those details have been long since forgotten or skewed?
49:00 <Bastardly_One> and what did the French, US and UK do?
49:00 <Bastardly_One> say who gives a fuck?
49:00 <ATS63> I reckon they both have entitlement :)
50:00 <Bastardly_One> we're making a state for them right here cunts
50:00 <Bastardly_One> like it or not we're fucking up the Middle East
50:00 <Floss> how come irc is working fine but i cant browse the internet ffs
50:00 <Bastardly_One> it belongs to the 3 of us
50:00 <Floss> what fresh hell is this
50:00 <Bastardly_One> Oh, Floss
50:00 <Bastardly_One> chrome?
50:00 <ATS63> Like it or not, the Middle East has been fucked for a very very long time
50:00 <Floss> yeah
50:00 <Bastardly_One> Me too
50:00 <Bastardly_One> clean your cache out see if that helps
50:00 <Interrupt> muslims are just fucked
50:00 <Floss> im using my bloody techered phone too
50:00 <Interrupt> ignorant fucks
50:00 <Bastardly_One> and if not look at your settings
51:00 <Interrupt> its the muslims
51:00 <ATS63> Biased fucks are fucked
51:00 <Bastardly_One> I had the same shit the other day 
51:00 <Floss> mooselims
51:00 <Floss> lol
51:00 <Floss> dude every religion has their extremists
51:00 <Floss> theyre all fucking bonkers
51:00 <ATS63> Mid East issues go back to the Egyptian kingdom
51:00 <ATS63> Perhaps we should make war with Egypt
51:00 <Bastardly_One> a fine example is Syria
52:00 <Bastardly_One> christians and muslims have lived side by side fine for 2000 yrs
52:00 <Floss> *slams computer against wall*
52:00 <ATS63> Bastardly_One: by side by side, you mean, at war?
52:00 <Floss> fuck this prick cunt 
52:00 <Bastardly_One> also the seat of christianity that a lot of people don't know
52:00 <ATS63> http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/shared/spl/hi/middle_east/03/v3_ip_timeline/html/default.stm
52:00 <Floss> SAY IT RIGHT
52:00 <Floss> MOOSE
52:00 <Floss> LIMBS
53:00 <Bastardly_One> they're cohabitated in peace for centuries in that country
53:00 <Ana_Ng> i eat moose limbs
53:00 <Bastardly_One> *they've
53:00 <Interrupt> they flew planes into the world trade center
54:00 <Interrupt> u sticking up for people who do that shit
54:00 <Interrupt> u playin with a full deck or what
54:00 <ATS63> Interrupt: "they" is not an entire nation or race
54:00 <Ana_Ng> a christian blew up the federal building in oklahoma city
54:00 <ATS63> or religion
54:00 <Ana_Ng> where there was a day care
54:00 <Interrupt> timothy mcveigh
54:00 <Interrupt> he was obsessed with that book the turner diaries
54:00 <Bastardly_One> they say it was him
55:00 <Interrupt> he was a complete nutter
55:00 <Interrupt> they executed him
56:00 <Bastardly_One> pretty sure you're find the US gov has more to do with that than you think ... along with Boston and Sandy Hook and now Ferguson
56:00 <Bastardly_One> *you'll find
56:00 <Interrupt> thats a conspiracy
57:00 <ATS63> Bastardly_One: the US gov also has a stargate under cheyenne mountain
57:00 <Bastardly_One> that's fact if you know of crisis actors
57:00 <Interrupt> the fact is was just some guy who was obsessed with guns and the book the turner diaries was dilusional and wanted to try start a race war 
57:00 <Floss> race war
57:00 <Interrupt> dont say its the governments fault
57:00 <Floss> amazing race war
57:00 <Interrupt> you sound like those free palestine retards
58:00 <Floss> the amazing race war,
58:00 <BlackDevil> 27-year-old male transported to local hospital in grave condition after being pulled from high surf at Venice Beach
58:00 <BlackDevil> i hope thats not Q{
58:00 <Floss> someone from here?
59:00 <Bastardly_One> that place is so weird
59:00 <Bastardly_One> by day it's all muscle builders and freaks
59:00 <Bastardly_One> by night it's mexican gang bangers
59:00 <Bastardly_One> and you keep the fuck away
01:00 <Ana_Ng> yeah, you can have a million dollar home in a neighborhood where  you can't walk at night
01:00 <Bastardly_One> have you seen it first hand?
01:00 <Bastardly_One> really weird end of the world West Hollywood
02:00 <Ana_Ng> yeah i was there recently
02:00 <Bastardly_One> by day it's freak city by night it's gang warfare
02:00 <Bastardly_One> then you know what I'm on about
02:00 <Ana_Ng> they are not that freaky
02:00 <Ana_Ng> they are freak lite
02:00 <ShadowLurker> Ana_Ng youre a freak
02:00 <Ana_Ng> compared to san francisco
02:00 <Bastardly_One> I think that too 
02:00 <Bastardly_One> oh hell yeah
02:00 <Bastardly_One> but to normal people alternative people are freaks
03:00 <ShadowLurker> now i know how b1 got 150000 lines
03:00 <ShadowLurker> he talks to all the freaks
03:00 <Bastardly_One> only worked that out now? 
03:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
03:00 <Ana_Ng> usually the freakiest looking people are the most normal
03:00 <Bastardly_One> San Fran is the best if you know alternative people though
04:00 <Ana_Ng> it's the moderate ones you have to watch out for
04:00 <Bastardly_One> like their underground scene is so friendly
04:00 <Ana_Ng> yeah, you have to find your family somewhere
04:00 <Bastardly_One> depends where you are 
05:00 <Bastardly_One> I didn't enjoy working with a firearm at night in West Hollywood
05:00 <Bastardly_One> was the only work I could get though
05:00 <Ana_Ng> i like the jewish area
05:00 <ShadowLurker> freelancer is crankin today
05:00 <Ana_Ng> good food
05:00 <ShadowLurker> must be creativity in the air
05:00 <Bastardly_One> you know where the dime stores are?
06:00 <Bastardly_One> like the 7/11 type of crap?
06:00 <Bastardly_One> that end
06:00 <Bastardly_One> scum city
06:00 <Ana_Ng> yeah
06:00 <{LeE}> O_o
06:00 <Bastardly_One> but fun ... good times
07:00 <{LeE}> whats all doing 
07:00 <Bastardly_One> that's the end I lived in for a month
07:00 <Bastardly_One> "hell on earth" ... pfffffffffffft
07:00 <Bastardly_One> Dandenong in Melb is worse
07:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck all Lee and yourself?
07:00 <{LeE}> thats a hell hole 
07:00 <Bastardly_One> enjoying early spring where I am 
07:00 <{LeE}> not much just got back from getting a whole heap of car parts 
08:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah ana and I are talking about West Hollywood
08:00 <{LeE}> oh fun never been there
08:00 <Bastardly_One> which is divided up into classes all of it's own
08:00 <{LeE}> never been over seas to be honest 
08:00 <Bastardly_One> and I was in the worse part
08:00 <Bastardly_One> heh
08:00 <Bastardly_One> *worst
08:00 <{LeE}> oh wells ur still alive so cant of been that bad
09:00 <Bastardly_One> that was the point of finding Dandy or Frankston worse
09:00 <ShadowLurker> he's the reason it's bad
09:00 <{LeE}> lol
09:00 <{LeE}> nether are worse i can think of worse places to be in vic 
09:00 <Bastardly_One> ask ana ... the poor end is a warzone after dark
09:00 <{LeE}> than them 2 places
09:00 <Bastardly_One> US style
10:00 <Ana_Ng> it's really nice and there are flowers everywhere
10:00 <{LeE}> atm id say packenham is the worst well has been latley 
10:00 <{LeE}> i hate flowers 
10:00 <{LeE}> there shit 
10:00 <Bastardly_One> pakehnham?
10:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh
10:00 <{LeE}> yeah
11:00 <Bastardly_One> it's just in the middle of nowhere
11:00 <{LeE}> alot has gone on over there the past yr 
11:00 <Bastardly_One> it's not *bad*
11:00 <{LeE}> its not in the middle of no where
11:00 <Bastardly_One> in the main little part there always has been
11:00 <Bastardly_One> I reckon it is ... the outskirts are pretty much buttfuck nowhere
11:00 <{LeE}> my sis moved back to frankston coz of what was going on over there and that was near the new houses
12:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah?
12:00 <Bastardly_One> shiiiiiiiiiiiit
12:00 <{LeE}> yep
12:00 <Interrupt> is frankston the ghetto ?
12:00 <{LeE}> dont u listen to the news 
12:00 <Bastardly_One> damn ... I remember when that was peaceful
12:00 <{LeE}> nah not any more
12:00 <Bastardly_One> I probably have but haven't taken it in
13:00 <Bastardly_One> frankston is poor people near the beach
13:00 <{LeE}> all the bogans/drugies moved there coz it was cheaper or some shit there is alot of housing there too
13:00 <Bastardly_One> if that helps
13:00 <{LeE}> no its not
13:00 <{LeE}> lol
13:00 <ShadowLurker> didnt you know
13:00 <{LeE}> as i said u need to watch the news more
13:00 <Bastardly_One> what else is it? bogans near the beach
13:00 <ShadowLurker> b1's a real estate agent
13:00 <{LeE}> oh i bet he is
13:00 <{LeE}> houses have gone up in price in feankston
13:00 <{LeE}> err frankston
14:00 <Bastardly_One> shithole ... I'd go as far as chelsea
14:00 <BlackDevil> lee http://i.imgur.com/0007Fgy.gif
14:00 <{LeE}> meh i wouldnt go out there the traffic is fucked 
15:00 <ShadowLurker> \m/ d(^.^)b \m/ : Trivium : Down From The Sky [Shogun - 2008]
16:00 <Bastardly_One> BlackDevil
16:00 <Bastardly_One> what a dumb bitch
16:00 <{LeE}> were thinking of saving up n moving out to the last bit of farm land for peace n quiet 
16:00 <{LeE}> Bastardly_One??
16:00 <Bastardly_One> hope she fractured her skull
16:00 <Bastardly_One> BlackDevil's link
16:00 <{LeE}> :/
16:00 <{LeE}> im not opening it
16:00 <Bastardly_One> I don't really mean that but still a stupid bitch
17:00 <Bastardly_One> it's harmless
17:00 <Bastardly_One> for once
17:00 <Interrupt> the worlds gone mad
17:00 <{LeE}> uve gone mad
17:00 <Interrupt> u mad bro
17:00 <{LeE}> i aint male so dont call me bro bro
18:00 <ATS63> Stupid poor people
18:00 <{LeE}> whos poor
18:00 <ShadowLurker> here we go
18:00 <{LeE}> same convo as yesterday ffs
18:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah?
18:00 <ShadowLurker> same convo as everyday
18:00 <Bastardly_One> deez guyz
18:00 <Interrupt> have you ever had mormons knock on ur door ?
18:00 <{LeE}> does he not have any thing els on his mind but poor ppl
18:00 <Bastardly_One> yes I have
19:00 <ATS63> tits
19:00 <Interrupt> they are wierd
19:00 <Interrupt> if you talk to them they just never go away
19:00 <Bastardly_One> My family are mormon so I know all the shit to say 
19:00 <{LeE}> Interrupt yes i slam the door on them
19:00 <Interrupt> keep coming back
19:00 <Bastardly_One> I just tell them to show me the sacred undies
19:00 <Bastardly_One> and they run off
19:00 <Interrupt> i tried to be nice to them but 
19:00 <Interrupt> shit
19:00 <Bastardly_One> don't try to be nice 
19:00 <Bastardly_One> they will come back time and time again 
19:00 <Bastardly_One> do NOT do it!
19:00 <{LeE}> lol Interrupt doesnt know any better
19:00 <Interrupt> cause they knocked on the door when i was drunk
19:00 <Bastardly_One> worse mistae you can make
20:00 <Interrupt> and i told them i knew about joseph smith
20:00 <{LeE}> :/
20:00 <Interrupt> The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints
20:00 <Bastardly_One> the mormons will never leave you be if you are nice 
20:00 <{LeE}> no idea who that is but i really dont wanna talk about that crap
20:00 <Bastardly_One> there's  another family story too with them
20:00 <ShadowLurker> i talked to jw's once
20:00 <ShadowLurker> they never came back
20:00 <Interrupt> those people are freaky
20:00 <{LeE}> lol ShadowLurker i bet they didnt
21:00 <ShadowLurker> that was fun
21:00 <Bastardly_One> they're fucked up
21:00 <Ana_Ng> i had an idea
21:00 <Interrupt> yea
21:00 <{LeE}> ShadowLurker what did u say or do to them
21:00 <Bastardly_One> Mormons are nice though ... and being nice makes them come back
21:00 <Ana_Ng> that mormons should open clubs for alcoholics anonymous
21:00 <ShadowLurker> all i did was ask questions
21:00 <{LeE}> oh
21:00 <Interrupt> yeah i dont mind the mormons
21:00 <Ana_Ng> sell those fruit punches, milkshakes, et
21:00 <Bastardly_One> they are seriously wholesome nice
21:00 <Ana_Ng> etc
21:00 <ShadowLurker> like "can i continue to slaughter innocent virgins for the glory of my overlords"
21:00 <Ana_Ng> they make some damn fine beverages
21:00 <Bastardly_One> lol the JWs are so uptight
22:00 <{LeE}> hahaha ShadowLurker they would of ran away 
22:00 <Bastardly_One> that would of went down well
22:00 <Ana_Ng> would have
22:00 <{LeE}> Ana_Ng shut the fuck up
22:00 <Bastardly_One> oh hush
22:00 <Bastardly_One> I never get have and of right
22:00 <Ana_Ng> you are seriously missing a lobe
22:00 <Ana_Ng> of is not a verb
22:00 <Ana_Ng> use that as your guide
22:00 <Bastardly_One> like half of america annoys me with then and than
22:00 <{LeE}> Ana_Ng go fuck an old guy
22:00 <Interrupt> if i told you i was a mormon
22:00 <Interrupt> would you believe me
22:00 <{LeE}> dirty female
23:00 <Ana_Ng> pointing at other people does not make it right
23:00 <ShadowLurker> yeh they looked at me like i was crazy
23:00 <{LeE}> u r not a bot
23:00 <Bastardly_One> why would I care if you were mormon or not?
23:00 <{LeE}> goooodbye alll
23:00 <ShadowLurker> i even had my serious face on
23:00 <{LeE}> im off 
23:00 <ATS63> Goodbye poor people
23:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ShadowLurker they're so uptight
23:00 <Bastardly_One> see ya Lee
23:00 <Interrupt> have you heard of the book of mormon ?
23:00 <Bastardly_One> dude, I was raised one 
23:00 <Interrupt> if you want i can read some to you
23:00 <Bastardly_One> and now I'm a Witch
23:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
23:00 <{LeE}> im not poor :/ i just got 300 bucks worth of car parts and im poor O_o shit man 
23:00 <ShadowLurker> asked them "within your religion is it ok to sodomize myself with a garden hose hooked to the cars exhaust"
24:00 <ShadowLurker> they quietly left
24:00 <{LeE}> BAHAHAHAHAHAHA omg cya faggot that thinks im poor 
24:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ShadowLurker you cunt
24:00 <Bastardly_One> because I know your voice that gives it more life
24:00 <Bastardly_One> I snorted in rt
24:00 <ShadowLurker> i was all calm n courteous
24:00 <ShadowLurker> i was also naked
24:00 <ATS63> $300 isn't all that much money these days :/
25:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah and I've heard that voice
25:00 <Bastardly_One> really?
25:00 <Bastardly_One> lol @ you
25:00 <Interrupt> is $700 a lot ?
25:00 <ShadowLurker> fuck them come to my house
25:00 <Interrupt> $700 is rich
25:00 <Bastardly_One> even if this isn't true it's totally believable being you
25:00 <ATS63> Isn't like $50k the average salary?
25:00 <ShadowLurker> lol 700 is rich
25:00 <ShadowLurker> LOOOL
25:00 <ATS63> So $700 is less than a weeks wage
25:00 <Interrupt> loaded mate
25:00 <ShadowLurker> hahahahha
25:00 <Interrupt> $900 
26:00 <ShadowLurker> for poor ppl maybe
26:00 <Interrupt> as if
26:00 <ShadowLurker> maybe im just too well paid
26:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh, I'd say I'm poor and $700 is fuck all
26:00 <Interrupt> you know how many pizzas you can buy for that
26:00 <Bastardly_One> nope but tooheys would
26:00 <doctor> those homeless people who have nothing but collect a d$p check are probably richer than most people
26:00 <ShadowLurker> lol
26:00 <ShadowLurker> dsp cheats
27:00 <Bastardly_One> I deserve mine
27:00 <Bastardly_One> but if you were a cheat
27:00 <Interrupt> they never have money
27:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck it's decent
27:00 <ATS63> I really like how offended lee gets when I mention poor though
27:00 <Interrupt> would hate to have to live with someone like that
27:00 <Bastardly_One> Mine's physical not mental
27:00 <ATS63> I just mention it cause she's around, for no particular reason, and she gets shitty
27:00 <Bastardly_One> even though I am mental I'm on dsp for physical reasons
27:00 <ATS63> Must be poor
27:00 <ShadowLurker> legit dsp sure, but some of these cunts
27:00 <ShadowLurker> oh dsp im sad
28:00 <slinky_J> irc is a drug. and all drugs are irc.
28:00 <Bastardly_One> ShadowLurker, for sure
28:00 <ShadowLurker> i cant work im too dumb
28:00 <Bastardly_One> I can think of three straight out
28:00 <ShadowLurker> the best excuse ive heard
28:00 <Bastardly_One> chris, excessive, loof
28:00 <ShadowLurker> "theres no jobs"
28:00 <Bastardly_One> and Pieter
28:00 <Bastardly_One> four 
28:00 <Interrupt> im retired
28:00 <Bastardly_One> Loof should not be on one
28:00 <faux> Idk how people can get it so easy though 
28:00 <faux> :|
28:00 <ShadowLurker> lies
28:00 <Bastardly_One> he should be on a program and forced to get off his pot smoking arse
28:00 <Bastardly_One> yep, lies
29:00 <Bastardly_One> pure and simple
29:00 <faux> Don't you smoke pot?
29:00 <ShadowLurker> the honest get fucked over
29:00 <Bastardly_One> Oh, I have adhd
29:00 <Bastardly_One> from heroin abuse though
29:00 <faux> What
29:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I smoke pot but where I am getting at
29:00 <ATS63> theres no jobs is great - I never had trouble finding one. Then again I'm not a fuckwit loser
29:00 <ShadowLurker> when i shifted to perth to go to uni
29:00 <Bastardly_One> oh, some of these people I mean foh
29:00 <ShadowLurker> i got nothing cause my folks owned a farm
29:00 <Interrupt> ATS63, aren't you a cop ?
29:00 <Bastardly_One> that get on dsp
29:00 <ShadowLurker> if i told them i got kicked out
29:00 <ATS63> Interrupt: yes but before that
29:00 <ShadowLurker> $$$$$$
29:00 <doctor> isnt your physical disability self-inflicted?
29:00 <Interrupt> a cop that smokes weed ?
30:00 <ATS63> getting into police is supposed to be hard too... it was very fucking easy I must say
30:00 <Interrupt> wtf
30:00 <Bastardly_One> get on it from self inflicted conditions ... from drug abuse or whatnot
30:00 <Interrupt> hahah man
30:00 <Interrupt> becoming a cop
30:00 <Interrupt> is easy
30:00 <Bastardly_One> I haven't got adhd I was agreeing 
30:00 <ATS63> of course if you're retarded or fat, its hard to get into
30:00 <faux> I have no idea what anyone is sayibg
30:00 <Interrupt> i was in the army
30:00 <ShadowLurker> im quite happy to say ive never recieved a payment from cunterlink
30:00 <ShadowLurker> ever
30:00 <Interrupt> the army is pretty hard
30:00 <Bastardly_One> and I'd be proud of not needing to 
30:00 <ATS63> Interrupt: you weren't in the army fuckstick, you can't even name a signals regiment
30:00 <ShadowLurker> oh i needed it
30:00 <Interrupt> yer i wasnt in there for long
30:00 <ShadowLurker> but i never got it
31:00 <slinky_J> I had a wicked vid for you man but I'm no gettin any sound
31:00 <Bastardly_One> you sound like my brother in law
31:00 <Interrupt> just did work experience
31:00 <Bastardly_One> I admire people like that 
31:00 <ATS63> Interrupt: every military acadamy has regiments for recruits. So you would have been in at least one
31:00 <ShadowLurker> worked my ass off for what ive got
31:00 <Interrupt> lol ShadowLurker 
31:00 <Interrupt> what have you got ?
31:00 <ShadowLurker> then to see the likes of chris/pieter etc
31:00 <ShadowLurker> fucks me off
31:00 <ShadowLurker> ive got a lot mate
32:00 <slinky_J> oh I had it muted HAHA
32:00 <faux> I've got hoes
32:00 <Interrupt> doesn't pieter live in  a commission flat ?
32:00 <Bastardly_One> that's what I was saying
32:00 <doctor> yeah but you wouldnt want to be them though
32:00 <faux> In different area codes 
32:00 <ATS63> If you weren't in a regiment, you weren't in the army
32:00 <ShadowLurker> exactly doctor
32:00 <Bastardly_One> oh I have a mental condition from drug abuse man!
32:00 <ShadowLurker> i wouldnt be them ever
32:00 <faux> How long haven't you worked for b1
32:00 <Bastardly_One> I deserve the dsp!
32:00 <ATS63> Also karrakatta doesn't have a signals regiment, so your claim to elec warfare is false
32:00 <Bastardly_One> not that poor cunt with the back issue or whatever!
32:00 <Bastardly_One> 4 years too long foh
32:00 <Floss> fuck this internet
32:00 <faux> What is with 'foh'
33:00 <faux> Have eyou given me a new nickname 
33:00 <Bastardly_One> it's not fun sitting around doing fuck all
33:00 <Interrupt> whatever
33:00 <ShadowLurker> how you pronounce faux
33:00 <Interrupt> i did work experience
33:00 <Interrupt> at the army
33:00 <faux> I know
33:00 <faux> But it's new.
33:00 <ShadowLurker> fuck knows why youre getting called that tho
33:00 <Interrupt> but i soon got the fuck out of there
33:00 <faux> Lol
33:00 <Interrupt> would have been shit
33:00 <faux> :|
33:00 <Bastardly_One> for some reason it's easier than tab
33:00 <ShadowLurker> maybe they want to suck a fart from ur freckle
33:00 <Bastardly_One> faux
33:00 <faux> LMAO
33:00 <faux> get fucked paul
33:00 <Bastardly_One> ok, it's not ... tab it is 
34:00 <faux> lmaoooooo
34:00 <faux> I just choked bad
34:00 <ShadowLurker> on a dick
34:00 <faux> Ya mum
34:00 <ShadowLurker> u need to be careful
34:00 <Interrupt> miss chokes on dicks
34:00 <Floss> giggity
34:00 <Bastardly_One> anyway, yeah some cunts around here don't deserve it 
34:00 <Interrupt> hahahaha
34:00 <faux> OK and you do
34:00 <faux> lol
34:00 <faux> Let's move on
34:00 <ShadowLurker> haha
34:00 <Bastardly_One> not for mental reasons no way ... physical reasons are why I am on it
34:00 <ShadowLurker> we're onto cocks and frecklefarts now
34:00 <Bastardly_One> not the nuts part
35:00 <ATS63> meh
35:00 <ATS63> super troopers is better
35:00 <Floss> LOL frecklefarts
35:00 <Interrupt> ShadowLurker is on the dole
35:00 <ShadowLurker> i should be finishing this document
35:00 <ShadowLurker> but i cbf
35:00 <ShadowLurker> lol on the dole
35:00 <Interrupt> ShadowLurker, what hapepned to ur lame little radio show ?
35:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... ShadowLurker works more than most of us put together
35:00 <Interrupt> hes full of shit
35:00 <ShadowLurker> ive got 2 jobs and i work as a freelancer
35:00 <ShadowLurker> shows what you know
36:00 <faux> Paul.. Is it uncomfortable?
36:00 <Bastardly_One> freelancer dot com for the win?
36:00 <Bastardly_One> good site that 
36:00 <ShadowLurker> that as well
36:00 <faux> B1s tongue in your ass?
36:00 <ShadowLurker> but its getting overrun by indinas
36:00 <ShadowLurker> LOOOL
36:00 <ShadowLurker> ikr
36:00 <Bastardly_One> that's where do little bits
36:00 <Interrupt> why would u have 2 jobs ?
36:00 <ShadowLurker> because i can
36:00 <Interrupt> how is that even possibel
36:00 <faux> Love them Indinas
36:00 <Interrupt> why ?
36:00 <ShadowLurker> why not
36:00 <faux> Possibel
36:00 <ShadowLurker> i like to buy things
37:00 <ATS63> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0PKtGnyGuKM
37:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Super Troopers Opening Scene (Original+High Quality) (Feb 1, 2012) 9:29 - Category: Entertainment - 1,998,915 - 6,393 likes (97%), 198 dislikes (3%)
37:00 <ATS63> Thats why I got the fuck out of IT. Too many ethnics prepared to work for illegal wages
37:00 <ShadowLurker> lots of things
37:00 <Interrupt> what is your job
37:00 <Interrupt> in perth ?
37:00 <ShadowLurker> electronics engineer
37:00 <ATS63> Also everyones an expert even though they know fuck all
37:00 <ShadowLurker> mechanic
37:00 <Interrupt> hahaha
37:00 <Interrupt> whatever 
37:00 <ShadowLurker> lool
37:00 <Interrupt> where in perth do you work ?
37:00 <ShadowLurker> \o/
37:00 <Interrupt> u full of shit
37:00 <Interrupt> on the dole
37:00 <ShadowLurker> same place ive worked for 13 yrs
37:00 <faux> Why is it so impossible to believe someone has a job
37:00 <faux> Is it cos you live under a bus shelter 
38:00 <slinky_J> back
38:00 <slinky_J> ah man super troopers
38:00 <slinky_J> *clicks
38:00 <slinky_J> oh fuck
38:00 <slinky_J> cant double click the tight nipped bastard
38:00 <ShadowLurker> not far from your place mate
38:00 <Interrupt> balcatta ?
38:00 <ShadowLurker> close
38:00 <Interrupt> osbourne park ?
38:00 <ShadowLurker> \m/ d(^.^)b \m/ : Rammstein : Feuer Frei! [Mutter - 2001]
39:00 <slinky_J> gotta change that.
39:00 <Moke> yup
39:00 <Moke> great album dude
39:00 <ShadowLurker> yeh
39:00 <Moke> fucken amazing live
39:00 <Moke> saw them at bdo 2011
39:00 <Moke> \m/\m/
39:00 <ShadowLurker> any good
39:00 <ShadowLurker> id say they go off live
39:00 <Moke> yah man the fucking stage show was fantastic
40:00 <Moke> temporayr internet files
40:00 <Moke> old data files
40:00 <slinky_J> man I love shrooms
40:00 <slinky_J> tbh, better than weed
40:00 <Moke> shrooms
40:00 <Moke> lol
40:00 <slinky_J> sit down, have a bag of crisp shrooms and a movie ready
40:00 <Moke> just go to nimbin endless supply og drugs
40:00 <slinky_J> fucking slam dunk.
40:00 <Bastardly_One> anyone who misses the new soundwave
40:00 <Bastardly_One> is truly fucked in the head
40:00 <Moke> i just got my tickets to soundwave
40:00 <Moke> this morning
40:00 <Moke> fuck yes
40:00 <Bastardly_One> the lineup is amazing
40:00 <Moke> fucking oath it is
40:00 <Bastardly_One> My last big hoorah for real
40:00 <Moke> ill be seeing slipknot,fnm,manson all for the 2nd time
40:00 <Moke> and finally get to see fear factory
40:00 <Bastardly_One> I got two freebies 
40:00 <Moke> and incubus
40:00 <Moke> nice
40:00 <ShadowLurker> lol i bet Interrupt is off googling to find me
41:00 <slinky_J> nah man fucking nimbin
41:00 <slinky_J> that shit place is still around?
41:00 <Moke> man that place is fucken weird
41:00 <slinky_J> LOL
41:00 <slinky_J> no shit it is
41:00 <Moke> yeah should have a bomb dropped on it
41:00 <slinky_J> we go thru to check it out
41:00 <slinky_J> and get landed with hairy mufty
41:00 <Moke> lol
41:00 <slinky_J> onna face, you dont want hairy fanny on your face
41:00 <slinky_J> yuk
41:00 <slinky_J> lol
41:00 <Moke> yukky
41:00 <Moke> of ya tree
41:00 <slinky_J> :(
41:00 <Moke> and bring a bong
41:00 <slinky_J> haha
41:00 <ShadowLurker> such lols
41:00 <ShadowLurker> many lame
41:00 <Bastardly_One> and my final ever hoorah will be something that ShadowLurker and Serenity are going to as well
41:00 <Moke> who the fuck is interrupt
41:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm paying for that though
41:00 <Interrupt> ShadowLurker belts his wife up
41:00 <Floss> i feel like making cupcakes
41:00 <ShadowLurker> yes mate
41:00 <Bastardly_One> make some
41:00 <Bastardly_One> and send some to me 
41:00 <Moke> interuppt stfu
42:00 <Moke> did u see the fire
42:00 <Moke> that ripped through
42:00 <slinky_J> smoke teh hairs
42:00 <slinky_J> nup!
42:00 <mrdanger> jesus christ america, give it a rest
42:00 <slinky_J> O_o
42:00 <mrdanger> POLICE officers who opened fire while disrupting a robbery at a fast-food restaurant in the US city of Omaha killed a crew member with the reality TV show Cops as well as the suspect.
42:00 <slinky_J> shut up mrdanger
42:00 <Moke> stfu dnager fgt
42:00 <mrdanger> fuck up you paranoid skitzo son of a bitch
42:00 <ATS63> slinky_J: that opening scene is the whole reason to become a cop imho
42:00 <slinky_J> what about the bus driver, in Aus, that was rippin' synthetic weed and fell asleep at the wheel and crashed into someone's house?
42:00 <slinky_J> What about that?
42:00 <slinky_J> Fuck America.
42:00 <ATS63> "You smell something Rabbit?"
42:00 <ATS63> "Fear"
42:00 <Bastardly_One> it's shane yeah?
42:00 <ShadowLurker> yeh
42:00 <Bastardly_One> pz, haven't maccas kicked you out yet?
42:00 <Floss> with icing and sprinnkles
42:00 <Moke> where is that faggot daniel mendelson
42:00 <Moke> david mendelson
42:00 <Floss> all the girly shit
42:00 <Moke> that stupid fucking bet faggot
42:00 <Bastardly_One> only so much you can keep topping up the free coffee cunt
42:00 <ShadowLurker> probably in #cats Moke
42:00 <Moke> bastard im so pumped rfor soundwave
42:00 <ShadowLurker> they all end up there
42:00 <ATS63> Farkin fleabay
42:00 <Moke> man im like this is the moist excited i think ive been for a soundwave lineup
43:00 <slinky_J> We're not in America, fuck up about America.
43:00 <mrdanger> slinky_J: that has nothing to do with gun violence, so yeah
43:00 <mrdanger> cool story bro
43:00 <slinky_J> fuck off
43:00 <mrdanger> you're a sad little man
43:00 <slinky_J> go study in Malaysia for another 2 years
43:00 <mrdanger> i was only there for 6 months nigs
43:00 <slinky_J> keep uppo bro wit yo IQ yo
43:00 <slinky_J> watevz
43:00 <slinky_J> i still missed you.
43:00 <mrdanger> i was still on irc, thats how sad my life is
43:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah Soundwave is going to be epic
43:00 <Moke> purely because of FNM man
43:00 <Interrupt> ShadowLurker bashes the fuck out of Serenity shes scared to go to the police
43:00 <ShadowLurker> \m/ d(^.^)b \m/ : Korn : Shoots & Ladders [Kornoise - ]
43:00 <Bastardly_One> especially considering who I am hanging with again
43:00 <ATS63> 50% of the stuff I get from china is defective :/
43:00 <Moke> to see my fav artist again is a dream come true
43:00 <Bastardly_One> it will be that much extra special
43:00 <Bastardly_One> spewing your not in melb in that case
43:00 <Interrupt> ShadowLurker, why hit women ?
43:00 <ShadowLurker> notice Interrupt gets owned then resorts to slanderous accusations
43:00 <Bastardly_One> I'd seriously of got you to meet him
43:00 <Interrupt> its the truth
43:00 <Bastardly_One> if you're that much of a patton fan
43:00 <Interrupt> u bashed and raped Serenity 
43:00 <Bastardly_One> that's who I am hanging with again
44:00 <mrdanger> even when I lived in malaysia I hung out with you chumps
44:00 <slinky_J> DUDE I JUST GAVE IT TO YOU OFFICER
44:00 <slinky_J> nah, your life isnt sad
44:00 <slinky_J> fk man
44:00 <slinky_J> pretty diff place to choose to study
44:00 <slinky_J> like way diff like like, like like, miley.
44:00 <ShadowLurker> sure did
44:00 <ShadowLurker> thats why she married me
44:00 <ShadowLurker> loves a good raping
44:00 <Interrupt> shes your sister
44:00 <ShadowLurker> LOOOOL
44:00 <Interrupt> ur fucked man
44:00 <faux> Lolllll
44:00 <Floss> it keeps christmases easier!
44:00 <Floss> less presents!
44:00 <Bastardly_One> lol Floss
44:00 <faux> Wincest
45:00 <Interrupt> ShadowLurker exposed
45:00 <ShadowLurker> (_*_) exposed
45:00 <ShadowLurker> im sensing some latent rage
45:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
45:00 <Interrupt> belt ya wife up
45:00 <ShadowLurker> is there something you wanna talk about Interrupt
45:00 <Bastardly_One> latent ya think?
46:00 <Bastardly_One> seems obvious
46:00 <Floss> dontyou mean sister? gota keep track of your bullshit mate
46:00 <Interrupt> yeah im talkin about you bashin up Serenity and keeping her hostage in the house
46:00 <ShadowLurker> do you wanna talk about how you professed your love for me but i turned you down
46:00 <ShadowLurker> and how you could love no other
46:00 <Floss> i would like to hear about that.
47:00 <mrdanger> boredddddd
47:00 <ShadowLurker> he did
47:00 <Floss> did you collect some tears 
47:00 <Floss> fuck its colder than a witches tit here
47:00 <ShadowLurker> in a 15 line pm he carried on how my manly stance was such a turnon that no woman could satisfy his needs
47:00 <Floss> oo saucey
48:00 <ShadowLurker> yeh i was flattered of course
48:00 <ShadowLurker> always wanted a fat mummies boy junkie swooning over me
49:00 <Floss> yeah sort of thanks but no thanks kind of situation
49:00 <Interrupt> what the fuck are you talkin about
49:00 <ShadowLurker> you cunt
49:00 <faux> Yum love me a fat junkie
49:00 <Serenity> hahahahah
49:00 <ShadowLurker> ur still angry i turned you down
49:00 <Bastardly_One> you, cunt *
49:00 <Floss> Interrupt how have you been since the rejection
49:00 <Floss> is there much angry masturbation?
50:00 <Bastardly_One> why do you think he's slow posting
50:00 <ShadowLurker> he's got a bucket for that beside his computer
50:00 <Bastardly_One> of course there is
50:00 <ShadowLurker> it's ok Interrupt you can say it here
50:00 <ShadowLurker> i know you still want me
50:00 <ShadowLurker> but im married now
50:00 <ShadowLurker> im sorry
50:00 <Interrupt>  you fancy a bum
51:00 <Floss> he hates on serenity cause deep down he wants to be her
51:00 <ShadowLurker> yeh
51:00 <ShadowLurker> its true
51:00 <Floss> he wante shadowlurkers babies all along
51:00 <Interrupt> LOLLLL
51:00 <Floss> wanted*
51:00 <Bastardly_One> I can hear Don't You Want Me? by Human League playing in the background as this romance disolves
51:00 <Interrupt> serenity gets bashed up
51:00 <ShadowLurker> its ok Interrupt we understand
51:00 <faux> Serenitard
51:00 <Floss> but bashing yourself isnt the same is it Interrupt
51:00 <Interrupt> understand ?
51:00 <ShadowLurker> desire can drive a man to insanity
51:00 <Interrupt> understood ok
52:00 <Floss> hes a delusional fan
52:00 <Serenity> yeah I got a black eye atm
52:00 <Floss> Serenity is his Britney
52:00 <Interrupt> i got photos of you all over my house
52:00 <Serenity> fucken shadowlurker
52:00 <faux> lolllll
52:00 <Floss> CASE CLOSED
52:00 <Interrupt> been watching you for years
52:00 <Floss> lol
52:00 <faux> Cos that makes you sound any less creepu
52:00 <faux> Creepy"
52:00 <Floss> crotch shots mostly
52:00 <ShadowLurker> he watches me all the time in hope
53:00 <mrdanger> redfoo glassed in sydney pub
53:00 <British^Meat> lol
53:00 <British^Meat> Great innit
53:00 <British^Meat> "glassed"
53:00 <Interrupt> a whole wall of your photos
53:00 <Floss> i net he has a bucket of shadows saliva
53:00 <Floss> and he bathes in it
53:00 <ShadowLurker> Interrupt i rejected you, time to move on
53:00 <Floss> oo to far
53:00 <Floss> got a bit of vommy come up
53:00 <Floss> im good now.
53:00 <ATS63> melb boobies? who is top left? vote that shit up
53:00 <ShadowLurker> BOOBIES
53:00 <ShadowLurker> oh crap
54:00 <British^Meat> as in, someone threw a glass at him and made a 1cm cut
54:00 <British^Meat> still sorta cool
54:00 <Floss> boobies that arent boobies
54:00 <Floss> like peaches and bums
54:00 <ShadowLurker> just doing this doc up n realised in one of the pics
54:00 <Interrupt> what a fat loser
54:00 <ShadowLurker> the VGA connector had a label on it saying VAG
54:00 <ShadowLurker> :/
54:00 <Floss> rofl
54:00 <Floss> nerd funnies
54:00 <Bastardly_One> LOL
54:00 <ShadowLurker> \m/ d(^.^)b \m/ : Static X : Cold [Queen Of The Damned - 2002]
54:00 <Floss> i have orange boobies at present
54:00 <ShadowLurker> luckily its still here
54:00 <Bastardly_One> that needs quoting
54:00 <Floss> but theyre peeling
54:00 <Bastardly_One> Serenity
55:00 <slinky_J> yer
55:00 <Bastardly_One> add that to your quotes
55:00 <Serenity> im not even home shh
55:00 <Interrupt> yes you are
55:00 <ShadowLurker> 8====D
55:00 <Serenity> well no
55:00 <Serenity> im not
55:00 <ShadowLurker> shes under my desk
55:00 <Serenity> but ok
55:00 <ShadowLurker> like a good girl
55:00 <Floss> i wanna go home and bake all day like a good wifey
55:00 <ShadowLurker> else she gets the hose again
55:00 <Serenity> I want to do that too
55:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah, you have cupcakes to make and send to me 
55:00 <Floss> its such a good day for it hey
56:00 <slinky_J> im bored dangerman, knowing how nice it is outside
56:00 <mrdanger> redfoo glassed in sydney pub
56:00 <slinky_J> and everyone is working/studying
56:00 <mrdanger> I just got back, went out for a mission, have to study
56:00 <mrdanger> hah
56:00 <slinky_J> haha
56:00 <slinky_J> i had a wicked walk this mornin
56:00 <mrdanger> might have a pipe and zone out on this assignment
56:00 <slinky_J> or just
56:00 <slinky_J> have the pipe.
56:00 <mrdanger> lol
56:00 <slinky_J> . FULL STOP
56:00 <slinky_J> lol
56:00 <Interrupt> losers
56:00 <Serenity> go n add it yourself
56:00 <Floss> ill wipe them across my butthole
56:00 <Serenity> yeah losers
56:00 <Floss> ten send them
56:00 <faux> vom
56:00 <Bastardly_One> yes mum
56:00 <Serenity> lol baking losers
56:00 <Bastardly_One> yum! poo cupcakes
57:00 <British^Meat> yer im not even sure why he is popular in this country
57:00 <British^Meat> is he anywhere else?
57:00 <mrdanger> i dont think so
57:00 <slinky_J> he had one song right
57:00 <mrdanger> he's like the son of michael jacksons producer or some obscure bullshit
57:00 <slinky_J> wiggle *vom*
57:00 <slinky_J> yer some fingerbanged chick said that
57:00 <British^Meat> fair nuff, i couldnt name any of his stuff
57:00 <mrdanger> ridiculous
57:00 <mrdanger> is the one i have seen
57:00 <ShadowLurker> man if i was at home baking
57:00 <Floss> lol i dont have poo on my butthole, i learnt how to wipe
57:00 <ShadowLurker> it wouldnt be cupcakes
57:00 <ShadowLurker> it'd be me
57:00 <Bastardly_One> on a side note ... spring has sprug ... fucking awesome day outsie
57:00 <Serenity> mmm yes
57:00 <Serenity> plz
57:00 <faux> love when spring sprugd
57:00 <faux> S
57:00 <Floss> pop over for my famous poo cakes!
57:00 <Bastardly_One> ffs
57:00 <Floss> with sprinkles!
57:00 <Floss> teehee
57:00 <Bastardly_One> *sprung ... *outside
58:00 <mrdanger> advertised on the tv machine
58:00 <British^Meat> oh LMFAO
58:00 <British^Meat> those douchebags
58:00 <British^Meat> They were like The Darkness, but for rap
58:00 <British^Meat> or something
58:00 <Bastardly_One> with sprinkles?
58:00 <Floss> SPRING HAS SPRUGD
58:00 <Floss> TIZ BROKEN
59:00 <BlackDevil> Satellite phone data suggests #MH370 may have turned south earlier than previously thought.
59:00 <Bastardly_One> you're broken ... go plough a field or fix a tractor or whatever you do in farm sim
00:00 <British^Meat> BlackDevil sux
00:00 <British^Meat> he's like RedFoo
00:00 <British^Meat> Some dumb seppo
00:00 <British^Meat> Y u even here?
01:00 <ShadowLurker> mmm ploughing
01:00 <ShadowLurker> almost forgot
01:00 <ShadowLurker> punches*
02:00 <Bastardly_One> wtf is she doing unchained anyway man?
03:00 <Interrupt> beltin up women
03:00 <Bastardly_One> I thought you kept her chained on the balcony of your houso flat
04:00 <BlackDevil> me so dum
04:00 <slinky_J> i miss u BlackDevil
04:00 <slinky_J> when i sleep
04:00 <slinky_J> i dreeme of ewe
05:00 <slinky_J> BlackDevil ur in america right, go to canada and give kristin a hug for me
05:00 <TheRiddler> http://i.imgur.com/fVB7J.jpg
05:00 <BlackDevil> you dream of me being inside of you?
06:00 <BlackDevil> i cam TheRiddler
06:00 <BlackDevil> you dick
06:00 <Floss> i didnt bring my fun computer :(
06:00 <Floss> no tractor today :9
07:00 <slinky_J> of course
07:00 <slinky_J> *says how Bane says it*
07:00 <slinky_J> OF [INTER]COURSE!
07:00 <slinky_J> haha
07:00 <Bastardly_One> awwwwwwwwwwwww
07:00 <ShadowLurker> i let her off the chain today to do the shopping
08:00 <slinky_J> man woulda sucked workin on that movie as the cunts that had to remove Tom Hardy's tats
08:00 <slinky_J> in credits Removed Tom Hardy's Tats ooooer
08:00 <ShadowLurker> i like home cooked meals like a loser
08:00 <ATS63> also re: boobies I forgot to say
08:00 <ATS63> Nice tits. How much did they cost?
09:00 <ShadowLurker> 2 of those are mine
09:00 <ShadowLurker> no touchy
09:00 <ATS63> ShadowLurker: the ones on the right eh
10:00 <ShadowLurker> the nipple and the ones diag opposite
10:00 <ShadowLurker> just started pissing down
11:00 <ShadowLurker> \o/
11:00 <ATS63> Legit
11:00 <ATS63> Top left is still nicer
11:00 <ATS63> But I guess I'd put one through you
11:00 <ShadowLurker> O.o
12:00 <British^Meat> hi simba
12:00 <British^Meat> bye simba
12:00 <ShadowLurker> not mine as in my actual boobs
12:00 <ShadowLurker> mine as in theyre Serenity's boobs
12:00 <ATS63> Well, I'd put one through Serenity then. You can watch
12:00 <ShadowLurker> top left is mews
13:00 <BlackDevil> simba
13:00 <BlackDevil> let me poop on you
13:00 <ATS63> Makes sense. She said she gets lots of tips
13:00 <ShadowLurker> lol
14:00 <BlackDevil> lee
15:00 <BlackDevil> (09:01p) <jeffros> u still put ur penis in lee's butt
15:00 <Interrupt> holy shit
15:00 <Interrupt> its pissing down with rain
15:00 <ShadowLurker> ..
15:00 <Serenity> mews.tits are real
15:00 <ShadowLurker> i just said that
16:00 <Serenity> soz
16:00 <ShadowLurker> \m/ d(^.^)b \m/ : Killswitch Engage : The End Of Heartache [The End Of Heartache - 2004]
16:00 <ShadowLurker> nah not what you said
16:00 <ShadowLurker> *12:15:36 PM* <Interrupt> its pissing down with rain
16:00 <Serenity> oh lol
16:00 <ATS63> Serenity: I'd rather inspect for hints of incision, and their floatation, before I'd say that with confidence
16:00 <Serenity> I already know ;)
16:00 <ATS63> Regardless, fake tits are fun
16:00 <Serenity> but her boobies are pretty marvelous
17:00 <Serenity> liindas who used to be on there are even better
17:00 <ATS63> Mew: send boobie pics plz
18:00 <doctor> utter filth. absolutely disgusting. think of the children
18:00 <simba> Movie Titles That Sum Up Situations #131562: BlackDevil active on irc - http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0499456/http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0499456/
18:00 <BlackDevil> IMDB: 404 Error - -/10 - Stars: N/A - Rated: N/A - Runtime: 0secs - Genre: N/A - Release Date: N/A
18:00 <ATS63> I'll send you one of me wearing uniform pointing a gun at the camera like a total badass
18:00 <ATS63> I hate cameras. I shoots them
19:00 <simba> damn it!!!!
19:00 <simba> your shitty script ruined it!!!!
19:00 <simba> its DAYS OF DARKNESS ok
19:00 <BlackDevil> it is broken
19:00 <BlackDevil> http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0499456/
19:00 <BlackDevil> IMDB: Days of Darkness (2007) - 4.1/10 of votes - Stars: , , - Rated: N/A - Runtime: 0secs - Genre: N/A - Release Date: N/A
19:00 <simba> i linked it twice
19:00 <simba> im broken
19:00 <simba> you win this round, BlackDevil....
19:00 <Serenity> wish it would stop raining so i can get the shopping out of the car
19:00 <mandyjane> Sorry about that Serenity 
19:00 <mandyjane> It's my fault
19:00 <mandyjane> I have washing on the line
20:00 <BlackDevil> its also broken
20:00 <BlackDevil> havent tried to fix it
20:00 <simba> http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0098084/
20:00 <BlackDevil> IMDB: Pet Sematary (1989) - 6.5/10 of votes - Stars: , , - Rated: N/A - Runtime: 0secs - Genre: N/A - Release Date: N/A
20:00 <BlackDevil> have to contact the person whom coded it
20:00 <Serenity> i was gonna do all my sheets n stuff today
20:00 <Serenity> guess that wont be happening
21:00 <BlackDevil> Probiotics acne treatment a growing trend with dermatologists
21:00 <doctor> horror flicks as a child used to screw me up, but now I've taken a liking to them
21:00 <TheRiddler> http://i.imgur.com/GYKAW.jpg
21:00 <doctor> well mainly horror books, can't sit through a film
21:00 <mandyjane> Yeh mine are on the line atm
21:00 <mandyjane> Did 4 loads two are dry 
21:00 <ShadowLurker> \m/ d(^.^)b \m/ : Slayer : Raining Blood [Reign In Blood - 1986]
22:00 <simba> Terminator 2 screwed me around as a child
22:00 <Serenity> could put them in the dryer but sheets on the line smell amazing
23:00 <slinky_J> [13:39] * simba ([email protected]) has joined #melbourne
23:00 <slinky_J> [13:40] * ChanOP sets mode: +vh simba simba
23:00 <slinky_J> [13:43] <British^Meat> hi simba
23:00 <slinky_J> [13:43] <British^Meat> bye simba
23:00 <slinky_J> [13:43] * British^Meat is now known as BMW
23:00 <slinky_J> SIIIMBBBBAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
24:00 <TheRiddler> http://i.imgur.com/KcRFf.jpg
24:00 <TheRiddler> choo choo
25:00 <simba> thanx
25:00 <ShadowLurker> \m/ d(^.^)b \m/ : Prong : Snap Your Fingers, Snap Your Neck [Cleansing - 1993]
26:00 <BlackDevil> i bet you cant watch this video all the way https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QMSWRT6ynhs
26:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: (Mar 8, 2011) - Category: People & Blogs - 2,092,888 - 8,918 likes (68.1%), 4,186 dislikes (31.9%)
27:00 <faux> Snap Your Finger, In Serenity's Vagina
27:00 <Serenity> SHUT UP
27:00 <faux> No u
29:00 <Serenity> go get my shopping out of the car
29:00 <faux> Never will I ever 
29:00 <Serenity> [11:41am] <Bastardly_One> and my final ever hoorah will be something that ShadowLurker and Serenity are going to as well
29:00 <Serenity> im not going if hes going
30:00 <faux> I Wang a tuna sammich but I CBF moving 
30:00 <faux> yes Wang
30:00 <faux> Who b1 or paul?
30:00 <Serenity> b1 LOL
30:00 <faux> loool
30:00 <faux> Can you imagine him irl
31:00 <faux> I'm projectile vomiting at the thought 
31:00 <faux> Have you seen Dodgeball?
31:00 <Serenity> ill listen out for the 45 year old leaky hose fitting calling out for me
31:00 <mandyjane> Lol ur a bitch faux
31:00 <mandyjane> Love it
31:00 <Serenity> THERENITYYYYY
31:00 <ShadowLurker> he probably would tounge my bum onion
31:00 <Serenity> HELLEWWW
31:00 <faux> You know the old dudes in the leather 
31:00 <mandyjane> LOLOL THERENITY
31:00 <faux> That's b2 IRL
31:00 <faux> B1
31:00 <faux> LMAO 
31:00 <faux> bum onion 
31:00 <faux> Fuck
31:00 <Serenity> im staying in the KC tent
31:00 <Serenity> so he cant get to me
32:00 <faux> mm KFC tent
32:00 <faux> it'd be uncomfortable for you guys to walk with his tongue in ya bums
32:00 <Serenity> lol imagine it
32:00 <faux> I am
32:00 <Serenity> oh lord
32:00 <faux> Still vomming
32:00 <Serenity> rains stopped im going to go get my shopping before i drown in spew
32:00 <faux> Rofl
33:00 <faux> Me neighbours prob think I think I'm a nigger
33:00 <faux> Been rapping tupac songs for an hour
35:00 <Monoxide> i bet you i wont watch any of it
35:00 <BlackDevil> sad
36:00 <Serenity> far out me fingers
37:00 <slinky_J> I'm making a movie
37:00 <slinky_J> called, Into The Ass
38:00 <slinky_J> :D
39:00 <Monoxide> \m/ d(^.^)b \m/ : The B-52s : Rock Lobster [Island Life: 50 Years of Island Records (disc 1) - 2009]
39:00 <ShadowLurker> too much fapping
39:00 <Higgs_Jexual> [14:02] <Serenity> im staying in the KFC tent
39:00 <Higgs_Jexual> word
39:00 <Higgs_Jexual> i so am there
40:00 <ShadowLurker> well it was good
40:00 <ShadowLurker> im out
40:00 <{LeE}> im back
40:00 <{LeE}> :P
41:00 <Higgs_Jexual> on your back then
41:00 <{LeE}> no wait brb
41:00 <Higgs_Jexual> open wide
43:00 <ShadowLurker> lets hope he stays away
44:00 <{LeE}> back 
45:00 <Mew>  But it wasn't a rooock
45:00 <slinky_J> hey mew u heard this song al green - simply beautiful ?
45:00 <slinky_J> not having a go man just asking
45:00 <slinky_J> fk i love this song.
45:00 <{LeE}> lol who was it
45:00 <ShadowLurker> josh
45:00 <{LeE}> oh 
45:00 <{LeE}> :/
46:00 <Mew> nope
46:00 <slinky_J> check it out!
46:00 <{LeE}> mmmmmmmmmm maccas
46:00 <{LeE}> havent had it in ages
46:00 <BlackDevil> EARTHQUAKE with preliminary magnitude of 5.6 struck 37 miles west of Adamas, Greece
47:00 <slinky_J> i gotta find it again on here neway
47:00 <slinky_J> it's good!
47:00 <Mew> lol
47:00 <slinky_J> it's so soft and sweet dude
47:00 <slinky_J> i think you'll like it
48:00 <slinky_J> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yOxFl4dna3o
48:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Al Green-Simply Beautiful (Jun 27, 2009) - Category: Music - 1,901,483 - 10,518 likes (97.8%), 240 dislikes (2.2%)
48:00 <Mew> I like hard n rough soz
48:00 <slinky_J> haha
48:00 <slinky_J> i like that
48:00 <slinky_J> difference uno
49:00 <slinky_J> shit, give me a song 
49:00 <Mew> http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=n3Mn6V1IzHw
49:00 <slinky_J> a real one tho n not some shit to fuck with me lol
49:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: If Your Gonna Be Dumb... - Roger Alan Wade (Nov 28, 2008) 2:59 - Category: Music - 364,385 - 1,361 likes (97.1%), 41 dislikes (2.9%)
49:00 <Serenity> $1 cheeeeeeeeeeeeseburgerrrrrrrr
49:00 <slinky_J> ^^
50:00 <Serenity> god that rains made it all sticky
51:00 <TheRiddler> hallo
51:00 <{LeE}> r u hot n sticky Serenity
51:00 <{LeE}> thats hottt
51:00 <TheRiddler> lol
51:00 <TheRiddler> I'm wet
51:00 <TheRiddler> :p
51:00 <ATS63> Who else is tired of all the abordiginies taking our welfare?
51:00 <TheRiddler> had to work in the rain
51:00 <{LeE}> hi TheRiddler
52:00 <Monoxide> show us ya burger
52:00 <{LeE}> i bet u r wet
52:00 <{LeE}> wet from being in the shower or the rain 
52:00 <{LeE}> wait there is no rain here wooooot loving it :D cannot wait till summer :D :D :D wooooot love the heat 
52:00 <faux> From being under ya mum
53:00 <{LeE}> ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
53:00 <faux> lol soz
53:00 <{LeE}> lol
53:00 <faux> yuck I hate the heat
53:00 <faux> I want winter forevs
53:00 <{LeE}> i love it
53:00 <{LeE}> nooooooooo way tooo cold
53:00 <ATS63> I just hate stupid poor people
53:00 <faux> Make me a tuna sammich pls
53:00 <{LeE}> ok i have a crap load of tuna
53:00 <faux> Mm 
54:00 <Serenity> how uncouth
54:00 <Monoxide> ;)
54:00 <Adonis> fml
54:00 <faux> Chunky tuna rules
54:00 <faux> W some lemon 
54:00 <faux> Ty
54:00 <{LeE}> lol
55:00 <slinky_J> I'll show you my Homer Burger.
55:00 <slinky_J> If you can brush your teeth after unearthing my fanny
55:00 <Serenity> fml aaron?
55:00 <slinky_J> MISS ME Serenity
55:00 <slinky_J> I'm gonna kill Monoxide!
56:00 <slinky_J> *gets out banana*
56:00 <Monoxide> ugh
56:00 <slinky_J> cya baebz
56:00 <slinky_J> too fresh for my blood.
56:00 <faux> I'm deletng shit from my phone and I have so many weird videos of myself 
57:00 <slinky_J> I like guys like damio.
57:00 <TheRiddler> tuna and instant noodles
57:00 <faux> ew
57:00 <faux> My friend loved that shit
57:00 <faux> Loves
57:00 <faux> I hate warm tuna
57:00 <TheRiddler> it's good
57:00 <TheRiddler> makes instant noodles better
58:00 <faux> Pls
58:00 <Serenity> those continental pasta things used to have one called fetuccini verdi
58:00 <Serenity> i used to get one of those and put tuna and corn in it
58:00 <Serenity> was delicious
58:00 <TheRiddler> everyone does
58:00 <faux> Pasta for sue
58:00 <Serenity> AHA
58:00 <TheRiddler> lolllll
58:00 <faux> lmao
58:00 <Serenity> its italian for spaghetti
59:00 <faux> LMAO
59:00 <TheRiddler> lmao
59:00 <TheRiddler> alfredo will be sunday
59:00 <faux> bloody heck
59:00 <TheRiddler> forgot to get some chicken for it
59:00 <faux> Hurry up with your Alfredo 
59:00 <faux> I want pics
59:00 <Serenity> longest fucking meal plan ever
59:00 <TheRiddler> so I figured I'd cook it sunday for dinner
00:00 <faux> Loll
00:00 <faux> That's like me abd my prawn pasta 
00:00 <TheRiddler> so my brother can have some
00:00 <faux> I've been wanting to make it for a month
00:00 <faux> But still haven't taken me prawns ouy
00:00 <faux> .
00:00 <faux> Lazy bastard
01:00 <simba> mm yes
01:00 <faux> FUCK SAKE I swept my verandah earlier and now its super windy again so its covered in leaves 
01:00 <faux> Fuk u mother nature u bich
02:00 <slinky_J> and simbie
02:00 <slinky_J> ;) Hey guuurrrll
02:00 <doctor> lol
03:00 <faux> Hi doc
04:00 <Serenity> jesus christ i just went to sneeze but as i breathed in i got a sharp pain in my ribs
04:00 <Serenity> and it like interrupted my sneeze
04:00 <Serenity> so it was a shit sneeze
04:00 <bradd_pitts> oh ok
04:00 <bradd_pitts> hate them
05:00 <slinky_J> I was just thinkin' of you man that's all
05:00 <TheRiddler> doctor doctor give me the news
05:00 <bradd_pitts> my mate just got the ugliest hair cut :(
05:00 <bradd_pitts> i wanna smash his face in
05:00 <Serenity> is it like milans hair
05:00 <bradd_pitts> its that ugly shaved line
05:00 <bradd_pitts> wahhhhhhhh
05:00 <TheRiddler> make his face look like his hair
05:00 <bradd_pitts> im gonna beat him up tonight
06:00 <slinky_J> dayum, ashlee is back and do you want to catch up with her simba?
06:00 <TheRiddler> lol
06:00 <bradd_pitts> lol
06:00 <bradd_pitts> ill make him wear a paper bag
06:00 <bradd_pitts> ok 2 far
07:00 <Timmo> I like the smell of a dentist surgery. 
07:00 <Serenity> i do too skirmish
07:00 <Maurice> And the burger too
07:00 <Serenity> i has cheeseburger
07:00 <Timmo> Kayla is getting a filling. My last words to her were "giant needle in the face incoming"
07:00 <Serenity> lol ant had shaved lines last hair cut
08:00 <TheRiddler> lol
08:00 <Maurice> Sounds like porn set in a dentist office
08:00 <Adonis> it's been 1 hectic morning
08:00 <Adonis> and I could do with a cheeseburge
08:00 <Adonis> r
08:00 <Adonis> I just had some chocolate
08:00 <Serenity> that'd be right you all start talking as im going
08:00 <Adonis> lol my bad
08:00 <Timmo> Now I want hungry jacks. 
08:00 <Serenity> bbl
09:00 <Timmo> How mean would it be if I got hungry jacks whilst Kayla can't eat cause of her filling. Lol
09:00 <Maurice> It's only mean if you eat it infront of her
09:00 <Oreo> brad pitt is an ugly actor
09:00 <psYbR> he's alright
09:00 <bradd_pitts> its diff on a kid though
09:00 <TheRiddler> Oreo is jelly
10:00 <Maurice> Which I hope you do
10:00 <Timmo> Of course!
10:00 <RIP_UGLoz> https://www.facebook.com/nswpoliceforce/photos/pcb.10152405032561185/10152405032071185/?type=1
10:00 <bradd_pitts> this isnt like a pattern 
10:00 <bradd_pitts> its that haircut every gronk has
10:00 <Oreo> TheRiddler is shit
12:00 <Timmo> That's a lot of roofs. Being in NSW he will probably go to prison for that. 
12:00 <doctor> should be able to just buy them off shelf
12:00 <Timmo> Roids*
12:00 <bradd_pitts> Serenity did you see jen aniston/kudrow/courtney cocksuker on jimmy kimmel
12:00 <bradd_pitts> it was the most unfunny thing ive ever seen
12:00 <ATS63> Every gronk? Racist
12:00 <Serenity> yeah i did
12:00 <bradd_pitts> so disappoint
12:00 <Serenity> jimmy kimmel is so not funny
12:00 <bradd_pitts> it was honestly the worst
13:00 <slinky_J> SIMBA TEH BAWLZ
13:00 <slinky_J> stfu
13:00 <slinky_J> doctor y didnt u return my calls
13:00 <slinky_J> WAI DUDUDENT YE RETTON MAH CAWLZ
13:00 <Timmo> Doctor: people with no idea would do too much damage to themselves if they were available off the shelf. 
13:00 <Serenity> since when is gronk refering to a race?
13:00 <bradd_pitts> he could have made it so much better and taken advanage of all three of them being there
13:00 <bradd_pitts> stuped fuk
13:00 <ATS63> Gronks race
13:00 <bradd_pitts> ok
14:00 <doctor> so?
14:00 <slinky_J> with [No idea'
14:00 <slinky_J> *
14:00 <slinky_J> $
14:00 <doctor> i threw my phone into the sea
14:00 <slinky_J> a whima wet
14:00 <Timmo> It's the govts job to protect the ignorant. 
14:00 <slinky_J> in the jungle the crabby jungle
14:00 <slinky_J> aren't you ignorant
14:00 <slinky_J> Timmo
14:00 <Timmo> Shut up slinky_J you dickhead. 
14:00 <bradd_pitts> weeeeeeeeee footy tonight
14:00 <Serenity> http://www.dailytelegraph.com.au/news/national/schapelle-corbys-boyfriend-arrested-in-bali-on-drug-charges/story-fni0xqrc-1227041114311?nk=c5f4b2063604378dd6ace95e361263da
14:00 <Serenity> LOL ffs
14:00 <TheRiddler> nice
14:00 <Serenity> those cunts are as dumb as dog shit
15:00 <slinky_J> Come on brother
15:00 <slinky_J> don't tell me you can't converse with me
15:00 <slinky_J> I'll fucking eat you.
15:00 <slinky_J> BYE!
15:00 <slinky_J> LOVE YOU BABES
15:00 <TheRiddler> lol
15:00 <TheRiddler> oh dear
15:00 <bradd_pitts> LOL
15:00 <bradd_pitts> whhhhhhhhhhhat
15:00 <bradd_pitts> why would they let that happen again
15:00 <Floss> there was dog shit by my letterbox this morning, i wanted to pick it up and go door knocking
16:00 <Floss> WHOS IS THIS
16:00 <TheRiddler> "DID YOU LEAVE THIS AT MY LETTERBOX?"
16:00 <Serenity> she could end up back in prison if shes involved in that
16:00 <Serenity> rofl.
16:00 <Serenity> seriously morons
17:00 <doctor> wheres ronny?
17:00 <doctor> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=egCyGtFq8xk
17:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Crowded House - Mean To Me (Jun 9, 2006) 4:53 - Category: Music - 100,228 - 213 likes (95.9%), 9 dislikes (4.1%)
17:00 <slinky_J> duno man
17:00 <bradd_pitts> TheRiddler
17:00 <Floss> do you reckon she did it? i go back and forth
17:00 <Serenity> “It is not related. It will not affect her parole,” Ms Andiyani told News Corporation today.
17:00 <Serenity> ohew
17:00 <Serenity> phew
18:00 <xm> he's gone outside (very rare) to hang up his KKK white sheets
18:00 <slinky_J> i think mew lied and so went to have sexies to dat song i posted
18:00 <slinky_J> ahahehaheehe
18:00 <bradd_pitts> watch tonights game ok
18:00 <bradd_pitts> why phew?
18:00 <Serenity> the original one Floss?
18:00 <bradd_pitts> let teh bich suffer
18:00 <Serenity> i honestly dont know
18:00 <Serenity> I kind of think her family did it without her knowledge
18:00 <Serenity> her father perhaps
18:00 <bradd_pitts> lol
18:00 <bradd_pitts> what
18:00 <TheRiddler> yes?
18:00 <TheRiddler> ok
18:00 <TheRiddler> if I can
18:00 <bradd_pitts> ooh
18:00 <bradd_pitts> its at 5:45 your time
19:00 <xm> i wonder why the drummer topped himself
19:00 <doctor> preparing for the day of cleansing I see
19:00 <doctor> probably thought it was a good idea to be dead I suppose
19:00 <Floss> yeah the original incident
19:00 <TheRiddler> what do I get out of it? :p
19:00 <bradd_pitts> ..
19:00 <Floss> i dont know....
19:00 <TheRiddler> jk
19:00 <bradd_pitts> i will stab you in the neck
19:00 <TheRiddler> ok
19:00 <TheRiddler> lol
19:00 <bradd_pitts> good
19:00 <bradd_pitts> lol
19:00 <bradd_pitts> hornbag
19:00 <Serenity> i guess we'll never know exactly what happened
19:00 <TheRiddler> ;p
19:00 <Floss> is she stil staying with her sister in bali
20:00 <xm> do you know anyone that has killed themself?
20:00 <doctor> nah
20:00 <xm> and they just happened to mention suicide in the song
20:00 <Floss> on parole?
20:00 <Serenity> yeah she has to stay until 2017
20:00 <TheRiddler> I wonder what it be like living in bali
20:00 <bradd_pitts> i have kasey chambers catrapedbydyingseals voice in my head
20:00 <Floss> i could live in a bali villa for a few years.....
20:00 <bradd_pitts> i want to stab myself in the ear with a screwdriver
20:00 <TheRiddler> as opposed to holidaying
20:00 <Serenity> if you have money it would be nice
20:00 <Serenity> everything would be cheap
21:00 <slinky_J> woah
21:00 <slinky_J> well
21:00 <slinky_J> I wont b1 it or mention b1
21:00 <slinky_J> at all
21:00 <slinky_J> because i dont want you to remember me talking
21:00 <TheRiddler> you dont want to destroy your eardrum again bradd_pitts :p
21:00 <bradd_pitts> omg i know
21:00 <Floss> i want to go over now but i dunno bout air travel atm
21:00 <bradd_pitts> :'(
21:00 <bradd_pitts> i always fuck my ear
21:00 <bradd_pitts> wait
21:00 <bradd_pitts> what
21:00 <bradd_pitts> lol
21:00 <bradd_pitts> like ruin it
21:00 <Floss> lol must be small
21:00 <Floss> GIGGITY
22:00 <slinky_J> so i will go fuck myself like a crazy fucking alien from the planet gobble.
22:00 <bradd_pitts> not all of us have coke can sized dicks Floss
22:00 <bradd_pitts> soz
22:00 <Serenity> last week my ear was so itchy
22:00 <Serenity> and every time i swallowed it got more itchy
22:00 <Floss> WELL YOU SHOULD
22:00 <bradd_pitts> should spit then Serenity
22:00 <bradd_pitts> EHEHEHEHHEEHE
23:00 <Serenity> IM NOT YOUR MUM
23:00 <bradd_pitts> ex
23:00 <bradd_pitts> cuse
23:00 <bradd_pitts> me
23:00 <Serenity> soz faux mum
23:00 <Serenity> luv ya cucumbers
23:00 <bradd_pitts> rolf my mum rules
23:00 <TheRiddler> llol
23:00 <bradd_pitts> rolf harris
23:00 <bradd_pitts> did you see my fb post
23:00 <Serenity> the text one?
24:00 <Serenity> lol
24:00 <bradd_pitts> yes
24:00 <Serenity> mooo
24:00 <bradd_pitts> LOL
24:00 <bradd_pitts> she kills me
24:00 <bradd_pitts> she has no time to send a good morning text or anything
24:00 <bradd_pitts> so i get one words
24:00 <bradd_pitts> -s
24:00 <bradd_pitts> our texts are like
24:00 <bradd_pitts> Pay
24:00 <bradd_pitts> Moo
24:00 <bradd_pitts> Dance
24:00 <bradd_pitts> Grass
25:00 <bradd_pitts> and iiiiiiiii stiiiiiiiiil crrrrrry
25:00 <bradd_pitts> for baaaaby jeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesuuuuuuuuus
25:00 <bradd_pitts> and i still praaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayy
25:00 <bradd_pitts> feijdskfngwieurhgnwesoirg
26:00 <Floss> 70%of my texts are "k"
26:00 <Floss> the rest are "lol"
26:00 <Serenity> 70% of my texts are darcy being filthy
26:00 <Floss> ooo im farting
26:00 <Floss> lol it was a long one
28:00 <Serenity> i have a tooth ache wahh
29:00 <ATS63> Brush
29:00 <bradd_pitts> i want dentures
29:00 <bradd_pitts> can you chew steak with dentures
29:00 <ATS63> Nothing like a headjob from a girl with dentures
29:00 <Serenity> only if its really tender
30:00 <bradd_pitts> how do dentures like sit in
30:00 <bradd_pitts> without falling ut
30:00 <bradd_pitts> ouit
30:00 <bradd_pitts> lol
30:00 <bradd_pitts> do they sit over the gums
30:00 <Serenity> lol yes
30:00 <bradd_pitts> I WANNA KNOW
30:00 <bradd_pitts> yeah but like
30:00 <bradd_pitts> is there a screw
30:00 <bradd_pitts> LOL
30:00 <Serenity> no rofl
30:00 <TheRiddler> gummy gobby
30:00 <Serenity> some people need like stuff like polydent
30:00 <Serenity> which kind of glues it in
31:00 <bradd_pitts> do you have to take them out every day 2 clean
31:00 <Serenity> otherse it gets like a suction
31:00 <TheRiddler> yes
31:00 <Serenity> yes every time you eat
31:00 <Serenity> and you soak them at night time
31:00 <bradd_pitts> also can people with teeth get dentures
31:00 <bradd_pitts> or do you have to be completely toothless
31:00 <ATS63> Yes but you'd be stupid
31:00 <Serenity> no why would you? lol
31:00 <ATS63> Teeth are better
31:00 <bradd_pitts> no i mean like
31:00 <ATS63> They're organic
31:00 <bradd_pitts> say you only have like 3 teeth left
31:00 <bradd_pitts> LOL
31:00 <Serenity> oh thats called a plate
31:00 <ATS63> Yes people get their last few teeth removed for dentures
32:00 <bradd_pitts> obv you wouldnt fucking knock all your teeth out to get dentures u butheads
32:00 <bradd_pitts> oh rly
32:00 <Serenity> mum had only a few left that were going to come out eventually anyway
32:00 <Serenity> so they took them out and gave her a full set
32:00 <ATS63> I know someone who recently did
32:00 <bradd_pitts> why come out?
32:00 <ATS63> You'd think by the time you've lost all your teeth and you're down to 4 or 5 you'd learn to brush
32:00 <Serenity> she had gum disease from diabetes
32:00 <bradd_pitts> oh :(
32:00 <Serenity> all her teeth were healthy
32:00 <bradd_pitts> couldnt they fix the gum disease
33:00 <Serenity> they send them off to the dental school
33:00 <Serenity> to study
33:00 <Serenity> no it was too late
33:00 <bradd_pitts> damn
33:00 <bradd_pitts> so were her teeth wiggly or something
33:00 <bradd_pitts> or did they just randomly fall out
33:00 <Serenity> that happens to type 1 diabetes things break down
33:00 <TheRiddler> cosmetic dental surgery
33:00 <Serenity> they'd get wobbly and just come out
33:00 <ATS63> Thats so hawt
33:00 <bradd_pitts> cant you fix a wobbly totoh
33:00 <TheRiddler> that's what I want
33:00 <Serenity> no pain or anything
33:00 <bradd_pitts> tooth
34:00 <bradd_pitts> totoh
34:00 <bradd_pitts> lol
34:00 <Serenity> i dont believe so
34:00 <TheRiddler> lol
34:00 <bradd_pitts> damn
34:00 <bradd_pitts> tehreshould be a way
34:00 <bradd_pitts> fucking cunts
34:00 <bradd_pitts> can a tooth thats fallen out be replaced
34:00 <bradd_pitts> with a fake one
34:00 <ATS63> Its the gums that hold it in. If they're fucked, you're fucked
34:00 <ATS63> Yes
34:00 <Serenity> sometimes they can put them back in but sometimes they die too
34:00 <Serenity> my ex had a black tooth for ages
34:00 <Ana_Ng> besides you, my love
34:00 <ATS63> Black indicates a cavity
35:00 <Serenity> no it was dead.
35:00 <bradd_pitts> eep black
35:00 <TheRiddler> .
35:00 <TheRiddler> brown is cavity
35:00 <Serenity> because he knocked it out in an accident
35:00 <Serenity> black means the nerve is dead
35:00 <ATS63> Many people at work have black teeth. So disgusting
35:00 <bradd_pitts> so what hapepned
35:00 <bradd_pitts> do you remove it and replace it
35:00 <ATS63> Or orange/yellow teeth. Thats also fowl
35:00 <bradd_pitts> ive never seen orange teeth
35:00 <Serenity> if you're missing 1 tooth you can get a screw in tooth or a plate fitted
35:00 <bradd_pitts> ah yes
35:00 <Ana_Ng> you replace it if you have 3 grand to pay for it
35:00 <Serenity> plate is cheaper i think
36:00 <bradd_pitts> bad teeth terrify me
37:00 <simba> 0,4 LIVERPOOL 4,0 LIVERPOOL
37:00 <simba> 4,0 LIVERPOOL 0,4 LIVERPOOL
38:00 <BlackDevil> shutup
38:00 <BlackDevil> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=05hTBAOnDQE
38:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Le Telepathé - Cyanide & Happiness Shorts (Aug 27, 2014) 2:52 - Category: Comedy - 301+ views - 3,505 likes (98.5%), 53 dislikes (1.5%)
38:00 <simba> 4,0 LIVERPOOL 0,4 LIVERPOOL
39:00 <simba> 0,4 LIVERPOOL 4,0 LIVERPOOL
43:00 <TheRiddler> bbq pork buns
49:00 <TheRiddler> http://happyplace.someecards.com/wasps/tonights-nightmares-will-now-include-a-wasps-building-a-colony-in-your-spare-bedroom/
54:00 <BlackDevil> seen it
57:00 <Floss> afternoon
57:00 <PandasDontDrive> what the fuck
58:00 <PandasDontDrive> u ring right
58:00 <PandasDontDrive> and u hear this wild party in the background
58:00 <PandasDontDrive> and it's all like illicit and shit
58:00 <PandasDontDrive> what do you do BlackDevil roflo "WHAT DO YOU DO?"
59:00 <Floss> roflo
00:00 <BlackDevil> i use the interet to find videos of you fapping PandasDontDrive
03:00 <PandasDontDrive> IM TRYINA SET MY BEST MATES UP
03:00 <PandasDontDrive> LOLZ
03:00 <PandasDontDrive> fkn so gay
03:00 <PandasDontDrive> ashe gets back from Japan and they both single..
04:00 <xm> [PRIPPIT][WASPS][PRIPPIT]
25:00 <Q{> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4l6JczrScaI
25:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: ♫ Beautiful Trance March 2014 / Mix #6 / Paradise (Mar 9, 2014) 01:03:29 - Category: Music - 1,525,499 - 7,041 likes (96.3%), 273 dislikes (3.7%)
30:00 <Q{> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5tXY62m6Vhc
30:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Gregorian Masters Of Chant Chapter III 2002 (May 4, 2012) 43:36 - Category: Education - 138,694 - 363 likes (97.1%), 11 dislikes (2.9%)
53:00 <slinky_J> emotional not fun, no fuss, https://scontent-a-sjc.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xap1/v/t1.0-9/10628428_10152353583296443_4552315056010590918_n.jpg?oh=024f4d5b3026ee6b15d3f303a1f0ac88&oe=54802EFF mrdanger
53:00 <slinky_J> :P
54:00 <slinky_J> hear the quick coming out my assholethere.
56:00 <slinky_J> wake up from that grand pa nappa
57:00 <slinky_J> huff huff
02:00 <Skirmish> Someone is going to smash you like the girl you smashed one day slinky_J.
03:00 <partay> Slinky never go full retard
06:00 <slinky_J> I'd love to slow dance
06:00 <slinky_J> not with you Skirmish.
06:00 <Monoxide> why wont you just fuckoff
12:00 <slinky_J> no tip?
17:00 <partay> Slinky are you a woman basher? 
17:00 <slinky_J> take a time out
17:00 <slinky_J> remove yourself from the pc
18:00 <partay> You're a sicker fuck than Picard
18:00 <slinky_J> about thirty minutes
18:00 <slinky_J> oh dude
18:00 <slinky_J> you gonna go there?
18:00 <slinky_J> c'mon, you love to pay out Picard
18:00 <slinky_J> and he isn't here
19:00 <slinky_J> you take that to the bank
19:00 <partay> Hes retarded.  What's your excuse
19:00 <slinky_J> I can afford five guys worth his arse.
19:00 <slinky_J> is my excuse.
19:00 <Skirmish> slinky_J is fried. 
19:00 <slinky_J> WHAT
20:00 <slinky_J> ?
20:00 <partay> Anyway bottlo 
20:00 <Skirmish> Drunk or fried.  He loves to act and type like Kuniva.
20:00 <slinky_J> KK
20:00 <slinky_J> kk
23:00 <ATS63> http://bioenergycard.net/
24:00 <ATS63> what the actual fuck... they're just magnetic cards like your medicare card
24:00 <ATS63> why doesn't your medicare card heal you?
24:00 <ATS63> oh wait it does, by facilitating the purchase of actual sciences
25:00 <slinky_J> lemme watch first
25:00 <slinky_J> b4 i creme my pance
25:00 <slinky_J> *ugh havin to copy*
25:00 <slinky_J> feels like i got five hands
26:00 <slinky_J> Are you fucking kidding me ATS63
26:00 <slinky_J> check this out
26:00 <slinky_J> when I was a kid, some baptist shit guy fkn what's his name came from
26:00 <slinky_J> the Pastor said we'd have chips in our handsw (by now)
26:00 <slinky_J> scared the fuck outta me man
27:00 <slinky_J> just reminds me of him ay
27:00 <slinky_J> Your Wallet In Your Hand.
27:00 <ATS63> "Through the processing procedure of this bio energy card, the infrared rays are eliminated and the pure well chosen FIR wave-length, which are nearest to the micro element of human body are retained in The Bio Energy Negative Ion Card."
27:00 <ATS63> ie. it absorbs light
27:00 <ATS63> Fucking miracles
28:00 <ATS63> Even though no other electromagnetics act that way, this wonderful card does
28:00 <ATS63> chips in the hand? tech prediction? they're always lelz
28:00 <slinky_J> wtf
29:00 <slinky_J> lolz
29:00 <slinky_J> Let's not cure cancer and explore the mind
29:00 <xm> which im afraid about having a chip implant in my hand. the NWO might start monitoring my masturbation habits
29:00 <slinky_J> let's just shush a tip in a hand.
29:00 <slinky_J> never happen.
29:00 <slinky_J> last night
29:00 <slinky_J> from practice
30:00 <slinky_J> I pulled out ace of clubs
30:00 <slinky_J> 3 times inna row
30:00 <slinky_J> onna count, off, what I was counting
30:00 <slinky_J> three times
30:00 <slinky_J> this is a hard count to do irl
30:00 <slinky_J> i did it
30:00 <slinky_J> went nuts
30:00 <slinky_J> got a vid 2
31:00 <slinky_J> no miracles in turtles.
31:00 <ATS63> xm: good way to cheat pedometers... hold them while you masturbate
32:00 <slinky_J> KJs
33:00 <ATS63> No miracles in turtles? Have you opened one to find out?
33:00 <xm> ATS63, will thaht work with the iPhone if i strap it on?
33:00 <xm> make posts to people that i just did 15km in 1hr
33:00 <slinky_J> no I havent
33:00 <ATS63> xm: provided it doesn't use GPS yea
33:00 <slinky_J> i think being here chat to you
33:00 <ATS63> Says you run hard too
33:00 <slinky_J> pain in the ass
33:00 <slinky_J> :P
33:00 <xm> ehehehe
33:00 <ATS63> Which is ironic
33:00 <slinky_J> xm
33:00 <slinky_J> lets juhhhmp him
34:00 <ATS63> slinky_J: well that is your mission and you don't get a choice to accept it or not. You must open a turtle and try finding miracles
34:00 <slinky_J> *lands* on yo face!
34:00 <slinky_J> wot
34:00 <ATS63> I suggest a campfire will assist in both the opening and miracles part
34:00 <ATS63> Turtle tastes pretty good btw
34:00 <slinky_J> Cool
35:00 <slinky_J> Let's go out and camp man
35:00 <slinky_J> fk yeah!~
35:00 <xm> ATS63, isnt that how one of the Galopagus(sp?) ones went into extinction
35:00 <xm> they took a few over on ship to save them but ended up eating them instead
35:00 <ATS63> I do all the time. Except I don't like going with people. They slow me down and talk shit
35:00 <ATS63> Also alone means you get to carry more
36:00 <beehhh> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QX5UR2leYHA
36:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: I Still Call Australia Home (Jun 28, 2006) 0 - Category: Music - 277,707 - 531 likes (97.6%), 13 dislikes (2.4%)
36:00 <ShadowLurker> fuck sake
36:00 <ShadowLurker> this place just gets more n more retards
38:00 <xm> The 17th century British pirate, explorer and naturalist William Dampier wrote that "They are so extraordinarily large and fat, and so sweet, that no pullet eats more pleasantly,"[108] while Captain James Colnett of the British Navy wrote of "the land tortoise which in whatever way it was dressed, was considered by all of us as the most delicious food we had ever tasted."[109] US Navy captain David Porter declared that, "after once tasting the 
38:00 <xm> Galapagos tortoises, every other animal food fell off greatly in our estimation ... The meat of this animal is the easiest of digestion, and a quantity of it, exceeding that of any other food, can be eaten without experiencing the slightest of inconvenience. -- needs an instagram, interesting food review
39:00 <ShadowLurker> \m/ d(^.^)b \m/ : "Weird Al" Yankovic : It's All About the Pentiums [The Saga Begins - 1999]
39:00 <slinky_J> not as favorable
39:00 <slinky_J> in adelaide
39:00 <slinky_J> :P
40:00 <ATS63> Yea they are pretty good
40:00 <Mew> kill it with fire
40:00 <ATS63> Except you're supposed to be an abo to catch them
40:00 <ATS63> They're protected
41:00 <ATS63> Who would've thought there were perks to being black
41:00 <beehhh> any news
41:00 <slinky_J> bee_girl
41:00 <slinky_J> you met beehhh
41:00 <beehhh> im glad that asians taking over
42:00 <bee_girl> hey slinky_j
42:00 <slinky_J> hey
42:00 <slinky_J> what's up
42:00 <Mew> norells sweaty ballsack
43:00 <slinky_J> that's a full meal Mew
43:00 <slinky_J> in most places
43:00 <slinky_J> uno, Haverhille?
44:00 <ShadowLurker> \m/ d(^.^)b \m/ : Prong : Snap Your Fingers, Snap Your Neck [Cleansing - 1993]
44:00 <slinky_J> anyway big prty tonight
44:00 <slinky_J> my friend Loren
44:00 <Mew> lol
44:00 <slinky_J> just say ur with me
44:00 <slinky_J> I aint goin
44:00 <Mew> damn
44:00 <slinky_J> dont wanna be around some orange country niggers.
45:00 <slinky_J> you'd prob like it, ur age n shit
45:00 <Mew> them orange country folk are hideous
45:00 <slinky_J> haaha
45:00 <slinky_J> u got taste then
45:00 <slinky_J> fk it
45:00 <slinky_J> im tryin to set loren up with a guy
46:00 <Mew> wasn't it ash ur trying to set up?
46:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-88o8Mn6rP4
46:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Prong - Prove You Wrong (Fuzzbuster Mix) (Oct 25, 2009) 4:57 - Category: Music - 76,668 - 216 likes (99.1%), 2 dislikes (0.9%)
46:00 <slinky_J> naw i talked to Jack about her today
46:00 <Mew> u lil cupid buster!!
46:00 <slinky_J> haha
47:00 <slinky_J> i suck as cupid
47:00 <slinky_J> dude
47:00 <Bastardly_One> ShadowLurker
47:00 <slinky_J> she's 22 he's 20
47:00 <slinky_J> they uno
47:00 <Mew> yeah dude
47:00 <slinky_J> they get along ann everything
47:00 <slinky_J> fkn neither will take a number
47:00 <slinky_J> suss
48:00 <ShadowLurker> no
48:00 <Serenity> http://www.mamamia.com.au/rogue/hello-kitty-not-a-cat/
48:00 <slinky_J> i want them to go out man
48:00 <slinky_J> b perfect.
48:00 <ShadowLurker> is josh actually talking to anyone or just doing a B1
49:00 <Bastardly_One> who knows
49:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
49:00 <Bastardly_One> but I was going to say 
49:00 <ShadowLurker> fucking me off
49:00 <Bastardly_One> how good is the bass in Prong?
49:00 <ShadowLurker> i know
49:00 <slinky_J> oh grandpa is up
49:00 <Mew> he's beagling out maaan
49:00 <slinky_J> ay mate
50:00 <Skirmish> lol beagling out. 
50:00 <Mew> http://images.viralnova.com/000/063/893/desktop-1407353011.png
50:00 <Bastardly_One> ay m8888888888888888888888888888888888888888
50:00 <slinky_J> Mew don't rule it out
50:00 <ShadowLurker> slinky_J has gone full beagle
50:00 <slinky_J> it's not your fault
50:00 <Serenity> im gonna use that term IRL one time
50:00 <Serenity> 'man you've really beagled out'
50:00 <Mew> rule wh.. Why.. Why am I asking lmao
50:00 <ShadowLurker> LOL
50:00 <Bastardly_One> it might make sense actually
51:00 <Skirmish> Once you watch Kuniva carry on in #cats for 5 mins you notice how nearly identical his behaviour is when compared to the likes of slinky_J, beagle etc. 
51:00 <Bastardly_One> ever been around a real beagle as in the dog?
51:00 <Bastardly_One> they're pretty silly
51:00 <ATS63> Serenity: talk about irc irl uno
51:00 <ATS63> These days its facebook but... one thing I can't stand... people crapping on about their online experiences. They don't like it when I talk about porn but
51:00 <ShadowLurker> yeh Skirmish
52:00 <ShadowLurker> theyre all the same
52:00 <ShadowLurker> fucked up
52:00 <Mew> Here's a fun fact DYK: beagles un wasn't named after a beagle its actually for Black Eagle
52:00 <Serenity> why would i tell someone its got anything to do with the internet
52:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ATS63 ... pretty much true that
52:00 <Mew> Lil austnet fact
52:00 <Serenity> im just gonna be all.. you're a real beagle
52:00 <Serenity> they dont need to know where it came from
52:00 <TheRiddler> https://www.ebgames.com.au/loot-202435-Darksiders-2-Soul-Reaper---Full-Scale-Replica-Loot
52:00 <TheRiddler> geez
52:00 <TheRiddler> $1098
52:00 <Bastardly_One> and like I said, real beagles are a bit silly
53:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah dude, you know why?
53:00 <ATS63> The League did a good episode on Facebook... Taco starts a new offline social media network called MyFace
53:00 <Bastardly_One> check how many were made with a google TheRiddler
53:00 <Serenity> how many googles have you used today
54:00 <ShadowLurker> LOL
54:00 <Bastardly_One> none yet ... *sniffs* ... give me a few to search man *sniffs*
54:00 <ShadowLurker> i've injected 45 googles today
54:00 <ATS63> Google called me about installing a cache in my home
55:00 <ShadowLurker> .
55:00 <Bastardly_One> did I show you the link to the world's most connected guy?
55:00 <Serenity> no
55:00 <Serenity> and please dont
55:00 <ShadowLurker> nope dont care
55:00 <Bastardly_One> pretty interesting ... it's on mashable
55:00 <ShadowLurker> ^
55:00 <ShadowLurker> not one fuck
55:00 <ATS63> Theres only one thing worse than Mashable. Buzzfeed
56:00 <MeGusta> Still no fucks
56:00 <Bastardly_One> the worse thing about Mashable is how the stories are written
56:00 <Bastardly_One> they treat their audience rather dumb
56:00 <ATS63> No, the worst thing is that people read them
56:00 <ATS63> followed by how they're written
57:00 <Bastardly_One> heh
57:00 <MeGusta> BOOBS NOW
57:00 <ATS63> 12 f cali
57:00 <ATS63> ctc?
57:00 <ShadowLurker> just stahp
57:00 <ShadowLurker> youre not funny
58:00 <ATS63> I think I'm funny. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA + lol etc.
58:00 <Bastardly_One> this album is one of the best evah
59:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-o44zKQJ8do
59:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: prong beg to differ (Apr 22, 2010) 4:17 - Category: Music - 56,505 - 282 likes (99.3%), 2 dislikes (0.7%)
59:00 <ShadowLurker> i see youre attatched to something i said im passing and now are yammering on about it for the next 3 days
59:00 <Bastardly_One> nope
59:00 <Bastardly_One> you made me play them though
00:00 <Serenity> were you threatening to snap peoples fingers and their necks again ShadowLurker
00:00 <ShadowLurker> yes
01:00 <simba> ShadowLurker is an Internet Bully.
01:00 <Bastardly_One> reminds me of shit like The Swans that I miss
02:00 <ShadowLurker> \m/ d(^.^)b \m/ : Dizzee Rascal : Bonkers [Radio 1's Live Lounge, Volume - 2009]
02:00 <Serenity> lol dat song doe
02:00 <Skirmish> I hope I never become as desperate to be relevant as B1 is. I promise to shoot myself. 
02:00 <simba> maths + english
02:00 <slinky_J> Skirmish, I'd love to fake rape ur mind
02:00 <slinky_J> but
02:00 <slinky_J> i die
02:00 <Serenity> if you did Skirmish i would force feed you pumpkin
02:00 <slinky_J> I a  dying
02:00 <Skirmish> I would deserve it too Serenity. 
02:00 <slinky_J> sezz did it!
04:00 <Mew> http://images.viralnova.com/000/063/895/desktop-1407353014.png
04:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m4BP8Gg3ZNE
04:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: KMFDM- Megalomaniac (Dec 19, 2009) 6:08 - Category: Music - 70,482 - 358 likes (98.9%), 4 dislikes (1.1%)
06:00 <BONKERZ> \m/ d(^.^)b \m/ : George Thorogood & The Destroy : One Bourbon, One Scotch, One B [No More Beer - 1991]
06:00 <Serenity> aw man the old guy on walking dead just got torn apart :(
06:00 <BONKERZ> throwback
07:00 <Loof> got he head hack off
07:00 <Loof> by the gov
07:00 <ATS63> Public service at its finest
08:00 <Mew> wow these guys are assholes http://images.viralnova.com/000/063/902/desktop-1407353028.png 
09:00 <beehhh> geoff shaw congrats
09:00 <BONKERZ> fuck off beehhh
09:00 <Serenity> omg that chicken D:
10:00 <ATS63> Did he lay an egg on that poor bird?
10:00 <BONKERZ> (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻
10:00 <Serenity> who would eat balut
11:00 <ATS63> (02) 9267 6772
11:00 <BONKERZ> lol scientology
12:00 <simba> whats funnier scientology or christianity
12:00 <Serenity> scientology for sure
12:00 <ATS63> Def scientology
12:00 <simba> explain
13:00 <simba> whats funnier then guilt tripping millions of people with a ghost mans son 
13:00 <ATS63> Well I was going to use xenu as reasoning
13:00 <Serenity> because scientology waws written by a fiction writer
13:00 <ATS63> Then I realised god is just as probable
13:00 <Mew> lmao that is pretty funny
13:00 <simba> werent they both
13:00 <Serenity> who said the easiest way to get rich is to start a religion
13:00 <Serenity> so he did
13:00 <Serenity> and idiots followed
13:00 <Serenity> no he was a real fiction writer
13:00 <Serenity> he wrote stories
14:00 <zapbuzz> lol
14:00 <ATS63> And he died a fugitive for stealing from his own church
14:00 <simba> thats probably the definition of all of them
14:00 <Loof> wasn't he homo or pedo or some shit?
14:00 <ATS63> Coke head I know he was
14:00 <zapbuzz> !ping
14:00 <Serenity> he was loose in the head but i dont know about being pedo
14:00 <Loof> ah nah that was joseph smith (mormons) that's right
14:00 <ATS63> BONKERZ: gots the VoIP?
15:00 <ATS63> Call +1 785 273 0325
15:00 <erlich> ive noticed a few psychology students having some sort of interest in them. they tried to recruit my sister too after graduation. i suppose they might have an anti-pharmaceutical stance. a lot of the dianetics stuff is related to freud anyway and hubbard admitted to it
16:00 <beehhh> many indo are cumming
16:00 <Serenity> i mean any religion that has tom cruise has an advocate..
16:00 <Serenity> neeeds to think about who they are
16:00 <beehhh> all asian
16:00 <Skirmish> Scientology is a cult. Nuff said. 
16:00 <Serenity> all religions are cults lol
16:00 <Bastardly_One> any religion ran by a sci fi writer and who owns Burger King/HJs
16:00 <zapbuzz> who wants hubbard in their cupboard
17:00 <Bastardly_One> indeed zapbuzz
17:00 <Serenity> oh here we go b1's here to repeat what ive said
17:00 <Serenity> lol
17:00 <Bastardly_One> You just say that did ya?
17:00 <Skirmish> Desperate to be relevant. 
17:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... I am looking in and out
17:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm watching a car crash
18:00 <Skirmish> Your life?
18:00 <Bastardly_One> these two call it a BDSM scene
18:00 <Skirmish> That's a metaphor right? 
18:00 <Bastardly_One> I call it a car crash
18:00 <zapbuzz> i started reading a novel about Illuminati its called : Illuminati and Terrorism read 26 pages of origins omg
18:00 <beehhh> soon your jobs house cars belong to the asian you'll only be slave to each other
18:00 <ATS63> A cult is worse than a religion as it imposes excessive control over members, or so I thought
19:00 <ATS63> Some religious folk are actually cults, but not all, nowhere near it
19:00 <Bastardly_One> zapbuzz, where did you find that book?
19:00 <Skirmish> Yeah because you're a recognised expert in the area aren't you B1.  You should get hold of them and explain that your extensive and peer recognised expertise should be considered before they try again.
19:00 <Serenity> whats the difference between that and religion though?
19:00 <Bastardly_One> tiny little religious book right?
19:00 <ATS63> Money is a big one. If they take all your money, its a cult
19:00 <zapbuzz> from a bot on Criten irc B1
19:00 <Serenity> you're just describing every religion thats ever existed
19:00 <Serenity> lol
19:00 <Bastardly_One> if it's the same book zapbuzz I found it on an atm
19:00 <erlich> Act One, Seen Too: Drama in #melb unfolds
20:00 <Bastardly_One> looks like it's been handed around by some religious group
20:00 <Serenity> fucking idiotic cat stuck ontop of the door
20:00 <ATS63> Serenity: yes and no. Not every church has that kind of membership. But it does occur in religion
21:00 <zapbuzz> well if everyone wants to base their religion from a natural disaster (a flood) so be it lol
21:00 <Skirmish> You're all off the hook ... my pizza is being delivered now according to the tracker. 
21:00 <ATS63> Brethrens are basically christians, however they differ with rules like you cannot marry outside the church, financial control is reliquished to the church, etc.
21:00 <simba> this society is built on that cult and became so big you call it a religion and dont even realise the control it has over you
21:00 <ATS63> I'd say thats a step beyond typical christianity
21:00 <Bastardly_One> whichever way you put it humans are always going to flock to something such as religion ... It's my belief the human mind needs faith/belief to exist healthy
21:00 <Bastardly_One> even a nihilist believes in something
21:00 <ATS63> In other words I'm saying its like the "left vs right alignment"... its a scale and at each end is the extreme.
22:00 <Skirmish> You should all subscribe to the Young Turks on youtube. 
22:00 <TheRiddler> lmao kingswood country
22:00 <ATS63> Serenity: it is also possible to be an extreme athiest, and force your views on others. I've met plenty of those except nobody seems to acknowledge they exist
23:00 <Skirmish> It's my belief the human mind needs faith/belief to exist healthy   <--------- So you are saying that everyone that does not avidly follow religion isn't healthy? 
23:00 <simba> you can have faith/believe in yourself
23:00 <ATS63> you can have faith/belief in science :)
24:00 <TheRiddler> of course they exsist
24:00 <Bastardly_One> oi Serenity I can't work out if this Hello Kitty thing is a piss take or not
24:00 <Bastardly_One> no Skirmish
24:00 <ATS63> I drew some conclusions about religion... and then one day I read what illustrated my beliefs...
24:00 <Bastardly_One> read my next line
24:00 <ATS63> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Religious_views_of_Albert_Einstein
25:00 <erlich> he was a Spinozoan or something
25:00 <Bastardly_One> I said even a nihilist believes in something
25:00 <ATS63> No, panthiest
25:00 <erlich> i thought he was misquoted
25:00 <erlich> he doesnt believe in a personal God etc
25:00 <ATS63> Read his quotes then on that article, it illustrates he wasn't spinozoan
25:00 <Bastardly_One> the human mind needs faith in something ... our existence is kind of futile
25:00 <ATS63> He did mostly agree with it but
25:00 <erlich> such as when he says "God does not play dice"
25:00 <Bastardly_One> have any of you read the dice man?
26:00 <Bastardly_One> the guy does an experiment to live his life by dice rolls
27:00 <Bastardly_One> I'd say a few of you would enjoy that book
27:00 <erlich> depends on if you believe anything is truly random
27:00 <Bastardly_One> know of it though erlich?
27:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm finding a review ... it's an "old" book
28:00 <erlich> dont really read those sort of books
28:00 <erlich> only thing like that i found interesting was John Cage's use of 'randomness' to write music
28:00 <TheRiddler> rofl ted as a buttler
28:00 <Bastardly_One> why is he familiar to me?
28:00 <Serenity> [4:23pm] <ATS63> Serenity: it is also possible to be an extreme athiest, and force your views on others. I've met plenty of those except nobody seems to acknowledge they exist
28:00 <Serenity> of course it is
28:00 <Bastardly_One> elaborate?
29:00 <Serenity> anyone with an opinion can use that opinion to try and force it onto someone else
29:00 <erlich> he'he's the person who wrote the 4'33" track of silence
29:00 <erlich> and then YouTube took off the 'audio' for saying it violated copyright
29:00 <ATS63> A friend of mine... once found out addresses of certain religious folk... and door knocked them with print outs of darwins theory of evolution... even sat down and had chats over tea with some. Def an extreme athiest
29:00 <Bastardly_One> erlich ... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Dice_Man
29:00 <erlich> even though it was still the same afterwards of course
30:00 <Bastardly_One> or anyone else ... that book is worth a read
30:00 <Serenity> ive never known what i am, i dont identify with anything but im sure theres a name for whatever it is i am out there
31:00 <Bastardly_One> everyone believes in something ... has a faith
31:00 <erlich> reminds me of Jung from psychology who mucked around with randomness too
31:00 <erlich> the i-ching etc
31:00 <Bastardly_One> even a nhilist
31:00 <TheRiddler> lmaaoooooooooooooooooooooo
31:00 <Bastardly_One> elrich, yeah but some of the stuff he does
31:00 <Serenity> dont repeat yourself we read you the first time
31:00 <TheRiddler> this episode is hilarious
31:00 <Bastardly_One> is controversial ... the dice rols
31:00 <Bastardly_One> *rolls
31:00 <doctor> most people tend to be diest from what i've seen
31:00 <Bastardly_One> off putting
32:00 <Serenity> i dont believe in any entities or after lifes
32:00 <Serenity> heaven hell and what not
32:00 <Serenity> gods are a load of rot
32:00 <ATS63> I believe in nature :)
32:00 <Bastardly_One> I believe in a set of energies in my chosen faith
33:00 <Skirmish> ...
33:00 <doctor> yeah they focus more on the material world and acknowledge a creator. they don't necessarily follow any particular religion other than cultural ones
33:00 <Bastardly_One> but the deities ... haven't met 'em so how do I know they're real?
33:00 <ATS63> Nature is the real determinator, and the creator of all, and exists all around us
33:00 <Serenity> believing in nature is a good one
34:00 <ATS63> You cannot disprove nature doesn't exist, hehe :D
35:00 <Bastardly_One> that's what paganism is if you take away the deities
35:00 <doctor> its your eyes that are lies!
35:00 <Bastardly_One> paganism and wicca
35:00 <Bastardly_One> just nature worship
35:00 <Bastardly_One> that's my thing and that's why I said I believe in the energies not the deities
36:00 <Bastardly_One> never met 'em ... until I sit own with Dianna and have a cuppa
36:00 <Bastardly_One> she doesn't exist
36:00 <Bastardly_One> ditto with Pan
36:00 <erlich> how do you prove the existence of these 'energies' ?
36:00 <ATS63> paganism and wicca are the belief in deities 
36:00 <ATS63> So no, not the same
36:00 <doctor> i really have no idea what i believe in
37:00 <Serenity> very much not the same
37:00 <Bastardly_One> I said if you take away the deities they're basically worship of nature
37:00 <ATS63> Believing in energies though? Well, all matter is energy, which is fundamental to my beliefs
37:00 <Bastardly_One> not the same
37:00 <erlich> i think he means something else
37:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah erlich you're following but I'm not lucidating correctly
37:00 <ATS63> Bastardly_One: thats true of any religion however
38:00 <Bastardly_One> fair point ATS63
38:00 <ATS63> If you substitute "God" with "Universe" in the bible, you essentially have panthiesm
38:00 <Bastardly_One> spot on actually
38:00 <ATS63> Makes Genesis a more interesting read too
38:00 <erlich> God is eternal though
38:00 <Bastardly_One> I say Universe
38:00 <erlich> the Universe isnt
38:00 <Bastardly_One> not Goddess or whatnot
38:00 <ATS63> erlich: unsubstantiated
39:00 <Bastardly_One> very well pointed out
39:00 <erlich> do you believe that the Universe has always existed?
39:00 <ATS63> There is no evidence to suggest that it is eternal or not
39:00 <Serenity> woops
39:00 <Serenity> [4:38pm] <@Serenity> elucidating*
39:00 <Serenity> [4:39pm] * Disconnected
39:00 <ATS63> It might have
39:00 <erlich> based on what?
39:00 <Bastardly_One> ta Serenity
39:00 <erlich> theories such as the oscillating universe theory have been long discredited
39:00 <Bastardly_One> if the universe was formed as they suggest and keeps expanding
39:00 <ATS63> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Big_Crunch
39:00 <erlich> because we'd be receiving radiowaves from the future
39:00 <Bastardly_One> wouldn't of been a little dot at first?
40:00 <ATS63> Thats not what some theories suggest
40:00 <erlich> 'one possible scenario'
40:00 <erlich> and even then that's speculation
40:00 <Ana_Ng> God is speculation
41:00 <Ana_Ng> the epitome of speculation
41:00 <Bastardly_One> you know what I find interesting? how fish have 70% the same DNA and recently they couldn't work out why the International Space Station windows kept getting dirty. It was traces of plankton
41:00 <ATS63> Well if you followed cosmology you'd know that theres a massive gap in knowledge about the creation of the universe
41:00 <ATS63> We simply don't know what occured and have no theory to accurately explain it
41:00 <erlich> of course. if the Universe is created then space-time was 'created' too
41:00 <Bastardly_One> that gives theory to the fact that life was formed from meteors crashing to earth
41:00 <erlich> meaning there was no 'before'
41:00 <ATS63> So "one possible scenario" is fitting, as it is theory and not fact
41:00 <Bastardly_One> and we came from the swamps
42:00 <erlich> but if you believe it was created that implies a first cause
42:00 <ATS63> erlich: space time also, is not fully comprehended by science. It may even be an illusion of contiousness
42:00 <erlich> bordering on sci fi here :D
42:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah who made the program of the universe that brings up
43:00 <Bastardly_One> see what I mean about we all have to believe in something?
43:00 <Ana_Ng> i feel like this will be solved tonight
43:00 <erlich> everyone believes in something and everyone has a bias
43:00 <ATS63> Also in the big crunch scenario, time isn't necessarily created, it just stops.
43:00 <Bastardly_One> each and every one of us has a belief on why we exist or even how we came to exist
43:00 <Ana_Ng> i don't
43:00 <beehhh> just find out hp using less power
44:00 <Ana_Ng> i'm not arrogant enough to think i will ever know that, so why believe in any theory
44:00 <beehhh> different processor to lenovo
44:00 <beehhh> http://www.asus.com/Notebooks_Ultrabooks/ASUS_Transformer_Book_Flip_TP500LN/
44:00 <Ana_Ng> i heard them and it's good and interesting info. no conclusions made.
45:00 <ATS63> B1, I also don't have a belief on how we came into existence. Just that we exist today :)
45:00 <simba> just find out hp using less power
45:00 <erlich> hewlett packard = HORSE POWER
45:00 <ATS63> How many horse power? 1?
45:00 <beehhh> they are saves bettery goes longer
46:00 <ATS63> I don't feel very confident in a computer that calculates like a horse
46:00 <erlich> enough to power a casette tape using floss to break someone out of a prison cell, ATS63 
46:00 <beehhh> i'd sell my lenovo n get an asus i7
46:00 <erlich> cassette*
46:00 <erlich> beehhh: you have mentioned it a few times. waht are you waiting for?
47:00 <beehhh> waiting for more foreigners to come in take over your housing
48:00 <beehhh> http://d13a3sktrrck1g.cloudfront.net/fhd/images/product/m/10kg-cara-cara-pink-navelsNQX.jpg
48:00 <erlich> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u1XSzwhhF6M
48:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Foreigner-Long, Long Way From Home (Sep 10, 2010) 2:53 - Category: Music - 798,502 - 5,418 likes (98.8%), 65 dislikes (1.2%)
52:00 <beehhh> you guys just had to left me behind cause i have motor neuron and alzheimer's
53:00 <Serenity> how can there be no before though, as in the universe etc wasnt created it just was
53:00 <Serenity> that makes my brain hurt
53:00 <doctor> i dunno
54:00 <ATS63> Serenity: good point indeed. Big bang was an explosion. But an explosion in what?
54:00 <tooheys> no one knows that the big bang actually happened
54:00 <Ana_Ng> because time is an abstract idea we came up with to make sense of things
54:00 <tooheys> i personally think its a load of shit
54:00 <doctor> it's a theory for a reason
54:00 <tooheys> a big explosion created millions of different life forms? yeah right...
54:00 <Matthew> VOGUE
54:00 <ATS63> tooheys: big bang is a theory based on solid observations
54:00 <tooheys> if i make a bomb in my backyard it doesnt produce a living thing does it
55:00 <Serenity> im not talking about time
55:00 <Mew> MATTHEW
55:00 <Serenity> time is man created
55:00 <Serenity> it doesnt exist
55:00 <ATS63> We know the universe is expanding. Therefore in the past everything was much closer together... to the point it was a singularity. Therefore, big bang
55:00 <Matthew> MEW ... haiiiiiiii
55:00 <Ana_Ng> there's a theory that it's contract
55:00 <Serenity> i just cant wrap my head around there not being a begining to everything
55:00 <Ana_Ng> contracting
55:00 <Serenity> it cant just me
56:00 <Ana_Ng> one that say it's twisting
56:00 <Serenity> be*
56:00 <Mew> so the big bang was more like a slow shatter?
56:00 <tooheys> theres a beginning and an end to everything... its absolutely impossible for the universe to be of an unlimited size
56:00 <ATS63> contracting, as in shrinking? observation says its expanding at an ever accelerating rate
56:00 <tooheys> i have no idea what would happen when you got to the end of it, but there must be an end
57:00 <Serenity> theres proof its expanding
57:00 <Serenity> i believe thats a little more than theory
57:00 <Mew> It'd be like the truman show I imagine
57:00 <ATS63> tooheys: all this started on "god is eternal and the universe isn't"... so you're saying theres an end to god?
57:00 <Bastardly_One> as I asked before though ... if it's expanding wouldn't that suggest it started as a dot?
58:00 <tooheys> there is no god
58:00 <Bastardly_One> maybe the dot had two mirco organisms on it
58:00 <ATS63> I was merely pointing out that the universe could be eternal, we don't know :)
58:00 <Serenity> but if it gets to a point and then implodes on its self then is it no longer eternal
59:00 <Serenity> im not smart enough for this shit
59:00 <ATS63> Theres no solid evidence to prove that one way or another
59:00 <ATS63> It might, it might not
59:00 <Bastardly_One> if it implodes does it start all over again with the space it just left?
59:00 <Serenity> and what is the universe inside...
00:00 <Ana_Ng> (Phys.org) Cosmologist Christof Wetterich of the University of Heidelberg has uploaded a paper to the arXiv server in which he claims it's possible that the theory of expansion of the universe might be incorrect.
00:00 <ATS63> If the universe is inside something, then theres something older than the universe, potentially something eternal
01:00 <ATS63> Although expansion fucks that up... more dimension is available as the clock ticks over...
01:00 <ATS63> The horizon of the universe is something most people don't understand. So the universe existed for 14 billion years. How big is the universe? Well, its 28 billion light years in diameter
02:00 <ATS63> Beyond that nothing has existed long enough for the light to reach us
02:00 <ATS63> Is there something beyond that? Or nothing?
02:00 <doctor> It happened one day when a heavenly angel was playing with her breasts and accidentally collided them together a bit too hard, which was followed by the universe falling out of her vagina. what came out was less than pleased about being thrown out into external plane of existence in such an distressing manner, that it now forces itself constantly in an enternal struggle against from where 
02:00 <doctor> it once came
02:00 <Mew> I like to think we're all tiny little insignificant organisms who think the universe is our whole existence but really its some tiny part of something bigger like an ant would assume our yard is its whole existence
02:00 <erlich> space itself is expanding. it's not a plant growing in a garden
02:00 <Floss> im with doctor
03:00 <Serenity> i like to think we're like that simpsons episode
03:00 <Serenity> and we're the mould in someones coffee cup
03:00 <ATS63> I like how ya'll have different ideas about it :D
03:00 <Floss> i think boobie banging angels
03:00 <Mew> the mermaid queef theory rox
03:00 <Floss> Titty WOP!
04:00 <erlich> i think when i close my eyes you guys all cease to exist. but when i open them again and look at the screen you magically come back to life
04:00 <TheRiddler> lol
04:00 <Bastardly_One> which was stolen from douglas adams
04:00 <erlich> my eye lids are strings adn you're all marionettes!
04:00 <Bastardly_One> the mould in the teacup
04:00 <ATS63> imho, the universe is the ultimate computer. It has computing units/information on the smallest possible scale, it is the largest possible scale, therefore its the most powerful computer that'll ever exist inside the universe
04:00 <Ana_Ng> my geography skills were tested tonight
05:00 <erlich> simpsons are forever making references to something else. it's just partof the gag
05:00 <Bastardly_One> I've seen all sorts of shit in a stained coffee cup trippng
05:00 <Bastardly_One> that's another story though
05:00 <erlich> the most powerful computing structure is your brain
05:00 <Ana_Ng> guy was sure his college was west of the mississippi
05:00 <doctor> maybe it's just a big dumb blind thing that has no reason at all to it
05:00 <ATS63> erlich: my brain cannot form trillions of fusion reactors
05:00 <Bastardly_One> have you read the theory the universe is one big computer program?
05:00 <Bastardly_One> swiss scientists proved it recently
05:00 <Bastardly_One> last couple of years
06:00 <Bastardly_One> so the question is ... who made the program
06:00 <Ana_Ng> I was skeptical, so we took to the computer. i was right 
06:00 <TheRiddler> proved it?
06:00 <erlich> but nature is mindless. it's not really complexity but a system following rules
06:00 <erlich> your brain is far more complex
06:00 <Bastardly_One> well, they thing they have ... fair point TheRiddler
06:00 <Ana_Ng> gloating rites
06:00 <ATS63> erlich: the brain follows a set of rules also...
06:00 <ATS63> Rub your tummy and pat your head
07:00 <Bastardly_One> all animals except us are mechanical
07:00 <ATS63> Survive without food
07:00 <ATS63> etc. etc.
07:00 <Bastardly_One> that's what he means by brainless
07:00 <erlich> yes, but our rules are more elaborate
07:00 <Serenity> humans are mechanical also
07:00 <ATS63> We decide them, and no thats not necessarily true
07:00 <Serenity> how do you think a new born baby knows how to attach its self to a nipple
07:00 <Bastardly_One> we act on emotions and animals are more mechanical responses
07:00 <erlich> and most of all we can form our own rules/laws
07:00 <erlich> we can think and create
07:00 <Serenity> why do you think people react with aggressive when intelligence is lacking
07:00 <TheRiddler> random balance
07:00 <Serenity> we are more mechanical than we think
08:00 <Serenity> aggression
08:00 <erlich> then you deny free will
08:00 <ATS63> Our brains may be powerful computers, however they exist inside the universe, therefore are a component of it
08:00 <Bastardly_One> fair points Serenity ... how about we mature into emotional animals
08:00 <Bastardly_One> that better?
08:00 <ATS63> Without universal laws, none of what you suggest as argument for your point, would be possible
08:00 <erlich> but as a whole the rest of the Universe pales in comparison to us
08:00 <TheRiddler> I cant find my printer cable 
08:00 <TheRiddler> I bought the printer yesterday
08:00 <erlich> it's like an ounce gold among bronze foundations
09:00 <erlich> ounce of*
09:00 <Bastardly_One> lol TheRiddler ... geez
09:00 <erlich> yes, there are laws that underpins the innerworkings of our brain btu the point is that our brains as an isolated system on their own are far more complex than anythng elsein the Universe
10:00 <ATS63> I disagree
11:00 <erlich> well you could disagree from the point of view of aesthetics
11:00 <erlich> if you romanticise cosmology
11:00 <ATS63> Not about that at all, its dependencies
11:00 <ATS63> Same applies to gold. Depends on many other minerals before it can exist. Doesn't make gold more complicated or advanced than those other elements.
11:00 <Bastardly_One> this is why I seem wishy washy Serenity ... if points are made to me that contradict my own beliefs yet they're plausible to me ... I'm willing to have my view expanded or even sometimes changed
12:00 <Bastardly_One> this is a good conversation
12:00 <erlich> that was just an analogy based on perceived worth
12:00 <Bastardly_One> hasn't been one in here for ages
12:00 <Serenity> now youve jinxed it
12:00 <Serenity> good one
12:00 <erlich> likewise whatever is valuable in one person's eyes is nothing to another
12:00 <ATS63> Perception, yes. But as a whole they're all the same system
12:00 <erlich> one man's junk is another man's treasure
13:00 <Serenity> i wish i was bright enough to contribute lol
13:00 <Bastardly_One> what is perception though? a belief 
13:00 <erlich> well, you could see the computer as a system. overall it is complicated. but you can isolate it further and say "OK the CPU is far more complicated than the hard drive"
13:00 <ATS63> The notion that a brain is the most powerful computer is based on perception
13:00 <erlich> the ahrd drive may have massive storage capacity but the CPU is more intricate if you go through its sschematics
14:00 <Bastardly_One> you could prove that now with tech itself ... hook up a brain and a computer and watch them do the same things
14:00 <erlich> depends on what you mean by power. each Neuron only fires at ~100Hz
14:00 <Bastardly_One> I sometimes think people just like to waffle about the brain 
14:00 <ATS63> It seems powerful to you. However as I said about stars. How many atoms exist in the sun?
14:00 <erlich> neuron*
14:00 <erlich> well that is quantity not quality
14:00 <ATS63> They're all computational units doing very complex things
14:00 <erlich> CPU > hard drive
14:00 <beehhh> one exchange student got hit heard in perth from russia
14:00 <ATS63> To say the human brain is more sophisticated is nieve
14:00 <erlich> es, but they're oebying the laws of physics and arent sentient
15:00 <ATS63> Are "computers" sentient?
15:00 <beehhh> at innaloo
15:00 <Mew> http://images.viralnova.com/000/063/903/desktop-1407360000.png
15:00 <erlich> no
15:00 <Bastardly_One> if the brain was that powerful, even with technology as we know it that would be proven one way or the other by now I think
15:00 <Bastardly_One> still hasn't has it
16:00 <Bastardly_One> the human mind can forget though
16:00 <erlich> also with many "complicated" things going on a massive scale it could be seen more as chaos. whereas the neural wiring in the brain ahs more order and meaning
16:00 <Bastardly_One> there is proof they knew brain surgery in ancient sumeria for instance
16:00 <erlich> itmay not have as many atoms as a star but its organisation is far more ordered and most of all has use
16:00 <Bastardly_One> so going by that what makes humans evolve and forget?
16:00 <Bastardly_One> and rediscover lost sciences and things
16:00 <beehhh> i bought fruits for norell: navel oranges ripen papaya n borneo banana
17:00 <Bastardly_One> that is more interesting to me 
17:00 <beehhh> ohh and slieced water melon
17:00 <beehhh> seedless
17:00 <Bastardly_One> if the ancients could do the thing we're discovering now 
17:00 <ATS63> erlich: I think you're missing the point about the core units of computing, bits
17:00 <erlich> of course a star has use too. but the human brain can do far more things
17:00 <Bastardly_One> why have humans forgotten how to do these things?
17:00 <ATS63> A mind has far less than the rest of the universe, therefore isn't as powerful
17:00 <ATS63> The task performed is irrelevant
17:00 <Bastardly_One> can't be that poweful of a tool can it?
17:00 <ATS63> Quantum computing is the concept of changing that task to something we perceive to be useful
17:00 <Bastardly_One> do the things*
18:00 <beehhh> dont worry greek rambo's comming
18:00 <beehhh> alan joyce needs a rubber bullet in his arse
18:00 <beehhh> i just dont like the way he gives speech
18:00 <simba> we forget because we are overwhelmed with information
18:00 <erlich> well, there really is no form of networking between everything in the universe unless you believe in that fringe science where we're basically living in a hologram
19:00 <ATS63> Spacetime?
19:00 <tooheys> yawn
19:00 <erlich> of course any too particles will attract etc in the Universe
19:00 <ATS63> Dimensions of space certainly dictate how atoms interact with each other, ie. networking
19:00 <erlich> btu how meaningful is it?
19:00 <ATS63> How meaningful is the human mind? We're just some guys on a tiny rock
20:00 <erlich> but by my meaning of networking it has to have some overall use. something to create as a result of it
20:00 <beehhh> simba likes to laugh at people being detained and he also likes to kick the head of an unconsious person
20:00 <ATS63> Gravity is one
20:00 <simba> lol
20:00 <ATS63> Temperature another
20:00 <simba> fuck up mirza
20:00 <Bastardly_One> simba, posssibly 
20:00 <beehhh> 4'ps
20:00 <ATS63> There is an exchange of what you'd call information, but a physist would not
21:00 <simba> its not like the brain isnt powerful because we forget stuff
21:00 <erlich> yes, but they're laws and there isnt anything complicated about it. they're just deduced from observation too. we dont have "proof" for it. although i think UWA had somethign to research gravitational waves
21:00 <Bastardly_One> but how does that explain the ancient sumerians knowning brain surgery or the aztecs knowing flight ... pretty hard concepts to forget wouldn't you think?
21:00 <beehhh> fruit helps to rejuvinate at a thon
21:00 <ATS63> erlich: okay, science task for you
22:00 <ATS63> Calculate the interactions of 10^100 atoms at the rate of something like 10^100 times per second
22:00 <Bastardly_One> as a collective rather than individual I find that interesting as to how things like that are forgotten as a collective
22:00 <ATS63> Demonstrate the mind is more powerful
22:00 <beehhh> if it was that good it would have me by now so dont misled me what i've known better
22:00 <erlich> i said earlier though that raw processing power is not necessarily what makes us special
22:00 <erlich> as i said neurons fire around ~100Hz
22:00 <erlich> it's waht you do with the information
22:00 <beehhh> just imagine your on the other side of a coin as from me
23:00 <beehhh> we cannot be together but here
23:00 <ATS63> I've merely been saying that nature handles far more information at a much faster rate, than we could ever conceive
23:00 <erlich> after all what use is the fastest computer in the worldl if all it does is perform math? or is a man that can write great classics far more valulable?
23:00 <erlich> valuable*
23:00 <beehhh> what ludlam doing is flashing his tits for power
23:00 <ATS63> Data processing is fundamental to computing
24:00 <erlich> of course but it doesnt understand what it's doing. it's men who create the hardware and men who write the software
24:00 <ATS63> Therefore, the universe out benchmarks a human mind without effort
24:00 <erlich> using the human brain
24:00 <beehhh> tone of voice was a lesson i learnt in melb
24:00 <erlich> anyway, quality > quantity
24:00 <ATS63> You don't necessarily understand what your own mind is doing
24:00 <erlich> im back to work
24:00 <ATS63> Do you think to digest your food? Because your mind is certainly signalling your organs
24:00 <beehhh> you should be on radio abc like i do
25:00 <beehhh> http://www.abc.net.au/radio/player/beta/#live/news
25:00 <simba> you should be on the ban list
27:00 <beehhh> you should be on the same list with julian asange
28:00 <beehhh> but Senetor dont realised that yet
28:00 <beehhh> teaching daddy how to make baby
29:00 <Serenity> beehhh
29:00 <Serenity> shut the hell up
29:00 <beehhh> blame it on the papaya too sweet i swear its true
30:00 <simba> beehhhh, just how good was meth in melb in the 90s?
30:00 <beehhh> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=52W-ahfPjbg
31:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Spider Love Cocaine (Aug 27, 2011) 0:46 - Category: Entertainment - 6,990,101 - 44,456 likes (95.8%), 1,957 dislikes (4.2%)
31:00 <Mew> spider lovin'
32:00 <TheRiddler> eating mini pies for dinner
32:00 <simba> https://38.media.tumblr.com/fb6d22d39937ec3937881220390844bc/tumblr_mia98yB6V31rjcfxro1_500.gif
32:00 <beehhh> those are rat meat in pie
33:00 <TheRiddler> stfu beehhh
33:00 <Bastardly_One> I can answer that simba
33:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
33:00 <doctor> its prime grade australian rat ill have you know
33:00 <Bastardly_One> except it was called speed then
33:00 <TheRiddler> this is not sweeney todd
33:00 <simba> i knew you would Bastardly_One
34:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... I had a big habit :(
34:00 <TheRiddler> oh wait that's ppl
34:00 <Bastardly_One> before all this little points crap
34:00 <Bastardly_One> was $50 a gram 
36:00 <Bastardly_One> flashback to rituals I kind of miss from time to time
36:00 <Bastardly_One> pretty easy shit to get addicted to in hindsight
36:00 <TheRiddler> drug reward points
36:00 <Bastardly_One> christ ... I'm due for a few world trips then TheRiddler :P
37:00 <Bastardly_One> oh that's what I was going to ask you forever ago
37:00 <Bastardly_One> why not just wifi the printer?
39:00 <TheRon> fatboy slim - right here right now
41:00 <Bastardly_One> oh wow!
41:00 <Bastardly_One> I have a new MILF stalker
41:00 <Mew> Holy titties http://www.egotastic.com/photos/lara-bingle-goes-topless-on-a-beach-in-hawaii/lara-bingle-goes-topless-on-a-beach-in-hawaii-08/full-size/
41:00 <Bastardly_One> she has to be insane but she is *cute*
41:00 <Mew> Hi TheRon
41:00 <TheRon> real or imaginary?
41:00 <TheRon> hello
41:00 <Bastardly_One> ummmmmmmmm I dunno ... she seems real
42:00 <Bastardly_One> *blinks* ... she must be not right in the head
42:00 <Bastardly_One> too far away anyway
42:00 <TheRon> in my book fake tits denotes dishonesty
42:00 <Matthew> IT MUST'VE BEEN LOVE... BUT IT'S OVER NOWWWW
42:00 <TheRiddler> http://i.imgur.com/r2MaG.jpg
43:00 <TheRiddler> http://i.imgur.com/xK2Ok.jpg
43:00 <TheRon> RIGHT HERE, RIGHT NOW!
43:00 <Bastardly_One> ash
44:00 <TheRon> the prodigy - breathe
44:00 <TheRiddler> yes?
44:00 <TheRiddler> http://i.imgur.com/gJfmM.jpg
44:00 <Bastardly_One> that first one looks a lot like someone I've seen ... who is it?
44:00 <TheRon> thats serenit
45:00 <Bastardly_One> like she's a fetish model or something?
45:00 <TheRon> you know fetsih models
45:00 <Bastardly_One> give a fuck anyway she was yum
46:00 <TheRiddler> no idea
46:00 <TheRon> bombers or blues it's a toss up i hate both of them
46:00 <Bastardly_One> I know one local SG and that's it ... no big deal TheRon but fuck damn that first one has a nice face too
47:00 <TheRon> they all look the same in the dark
47:00 <Bastardly_One> bombers unfortunately
47:00 <Bastardly_One> we're that shit 
48:00 <TheRon> so want the tigers to lose so they finnish 9th.....again
48:00 <Bastardly_One> when's the new Sin City come out here?
48:00 <Bastardly_One> it's in the UK today/tomorrow
49:00 <Matthew> Carlton by 29
49:00 <TheRiddler> they're facing sydney
49:00 <TheRon> don
50:00 <TheRiddler> who are running over the top of teams 
50:00 <TheRiddler> now
50:00 <TheRon> don't be shocked by the sound of my voice, check my new weapon. weapon of choice
50:00 <TheRiddler> unless
50:00 <TheRiddler> brb
51:00 <TheRon> syd freo grandfinal
51:00 <TheRon> matthew did you tip the cricket last night?
52:00 <TheRon> who saw that comming
52:00 <slinky_J> mm
52:00 <slinky_J> ass
52:00 <Bastardly_One> I want dinner but no idea what ... food would be a start I guess
52:00 <TheRon> chicken
53:00 <TheRon> just had chicken tacos, the bomb
53:00 <Bastardly_One> maybe ... keep suggesting
53:00 <Bastardly_One> I do have that
53:00 <Picard> ello
53:00 <beehhh> i  sell lenovo buy asus i7 360 tab
54:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KBD49n36F9k
54:00 <beehhh> http://www.asus.com/Notebooks_Ultrabooks/ASUS_Transformer_Book_Flip_TP500LN/
54:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: New Richmond theme song "We Finished 9th again" (Mar 27, 2009) 0:39 - Category: Sports - 241,987 - 766 likes (92%), 67 dislikes (8%)
54:00 <beehhh> its a weapon
55:00 <TheRon> that song is apt for richmond this year
57:00 <beehhh> marijuana help lasting relationship
57:00 <simba> marijuana help lasting relationship
57:00 <beehhh> http://www.abc.net.au/radio/player/beta/#live/news
58:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LgFJJ77w2nA
58:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Alex Gaudino feat Crystal Waters - Destination Calabria (HD) (Jan 29, 2011) 3:05 - Category: Music - 2,766,487 - 9,486 likes (96.5%), 345 dislikes (3.5%)
58:00 <TheRon> sorry i just love this clip
59:00 <beehhh> having fun alrone
00:00 <TheRon> genius
00:00 <slinky_J> genie
00:00 <slinky_J> so lush
00:00 <slinky_J> dont you just envy beehhh tho
01:00 <slinky_J> his simplicity
01:00 <TheRon> my favourite bit is playing
01:00 <slinky_J> it's turrrific
01:00 <doctor> marijuana is key to a happy life
01:00 <doctor> i had a song for you ronald https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=egCyGtFq8xk
01:00 <TheRon> wtach utpopia it's so funny
02:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Crowded House - Mean To Me (Jun 9, 2006) 4:53 - Category: Music - 100,236 - 213 likes (95.9%), 9 dislikes (4.1%)
02:00 <Picard> slinky_J hello
02:00 <TheRon> nice
02:00 <Picard> TheRon how are you?
02:00 <doctor> picard
02:00 <TheRon> excellent
02:00 <Picard> doctor
02:00 <Matthew> simply irresistableeeeeeee
02:00 <Picard> not a great song
03:00 <beehhh> good nite
03:00 <TheRon> i've done a few drunken street renditions of mean to me
03:00 <Picard> ffs foxtel where is the deadliest catch!!!!!
04:00 <TheRon> doctor i so know all the words to this
05:00 <Picard> 4 more sleeps
06:00 <TheRon> the mile high club?
06:00 <Picard> lol noooooooooooo
06:00 <TheRon> the partner not up for it?
06:00 <Picard> not unless there is a cute malaysian flight attendant
07:00 <TheRon> remember to recline that seat right back, fuck the people behind you, you paid for your seat
07:00 <Picard> exactly
08:00 <Picard> i sleep on flights
08:00 <Picard> the vibration of the plane puts me to sleep
08:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LVRAmcRJ41g
08:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Eric Prydz - Call on me (HD) (Apr 20, 2011) 3:01 - Category: Music - 3,527,340 - 11,359 likes (96.1%), 455 dislikes (3.9%)
08:00 <TheRon> great clip
08:00 <doctor> tea seems to be helping with the headache
09:00 <TheRon> doctor make it irish
09:00 <doctor> that would also help
09:00 <TheRon> picard is there a drinking record for a flight to phuket?
10:00 <TheRon> i don't think boonie ever flew to phuket
10:00 <doctor> bob hawke would hold that record wouldnt he?
11:00 <TheRon> you'd think, i'd like to know what the record is though
11:00 <TheRon> how longs the flight?
11:00 <doctor> i feel like some eric prydz actually
12:00 <doctor> 6-8 hours or so?
12:00 <doctor> can't remember
12:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=JPtQ4K-evBo
12:00 <doctor> i went there once
12:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Benny Benassi Satisfaction HD (Apr 24, 2009) 2:26 - Category: Film & Animation - 15,207,731 - 45,888 likes (96.3%), 1,744 dislikes (3.7%)
12:00 <TheRon> 3 cans per hour?
12:00 <doctor> seems bout right
12:00 <TheRon> slab easily
13:00 <TheRon> what is it about chicks bikinis and power tools?
14:00 <GoldSpade> how do you make it bigger
14:00 <doctor> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RriQt0ebFaw
14:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Steve Winwood - Valerie (1987 Remix) (Jun 2, 2010) 4:07 - Category: Music - 1,994,909 - 6,652 likes (99.3%), 47 dislikes (0.7%)
15:00 <TheRon> bring me a higher love
15:00 <doctor> men secretly want to get plowed by beautiful women in skimpy tradie uniforms with power tools
15:00 <TheRiddler> that's no secret
15:00 <TheRon> fit tradie chicks are so..........
15:00 <doctor> i think they only exist in the imagination
16:00 <TheRiddler> have you seen those old masters flavoured milk ads
16:00 <TheRiddler> ?
16:00 <TheRon> lumeah you fit?
16:00 <TheRiddler> or big m
16:00 <TheRiddler> or was it brownes
16:00 <doctor> probably but I dont remember them
17:00 <TheRon> higher love is an awesome song
18:00 <doctor> i don't like it all that much for some reason
19:00 <TheRiddler> a guy was standing there drinking iced coffee milk
20:00 <TheRiddler> and theres 3 skimpy dressed grils
20:00 <TheRiddler> in hard hats n stuff
20:00 <TheRon> is hard hats code?
20:00 <TheRiddler> lol
20:00 <TheRiddler> yes
22:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qmOLtTGvsbM
22:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Toto - Rosanna (Jan 10, 2013) 5:29 - Category: Music - 3,086,244 - 9,554 likes (96.6%), 333 dislikes (3.4%)
26:00 <Picard> what did i miss?
26:00 <Matthew> POO
26:00 <Picard> i missed poo?
26:00 <Picard> Winnie was here?
26:00 <TheRon> matthew took a dump in someones fish tank
27:00 <TheRon> a bit crass i know
28:00 <TheRiddler> I tried to find the ad on youtube
28:00 <BONKERZ> damn inconsiderate ppl having accidents
29:00 <TheRon> reo speedwagon - keep on lovin' you
33:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fk-4lXLM34g
33:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Kate Bush - Wuthering Heights - Official Music Video - Version 2 (Mar 2, 2011) 4:31 - Category: Music - 1,041,067 - 4,682 likes (97.3%), 128 dislikes (2.7%)
37:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Fg-zPKeI9U
37:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: James Reyne - Wuthering Heights (Jun 29, 2010) 2:23 - Category: Music - 12,834 - 45 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
39:00 <Picard> what are good movies to download?
40:00 <TheRon> debbie does dallas?
40:00 <Picard> lol
40:00 <Picard> probably not
41:00 <TheRon> why not?
41:00 <TheRon> debbie does philly?
41:00 <Picard> not a great choice for watching on a flight
41:00 <tooheys> why do the nvidia drivers always default to 30hz when they KNOW ive got a 1080p screen which will happily do progressive scan... worthless pieces of shit
41:00 <TheRon> not ned wnough sorry
41:00 <TheRon> nerd
42:00 <TheRon> oh oh oh oh woah no not you again
43:00 <tooheys> whats that supposed to mean
43:00 <TheRon> which one
43:00 <TheRon> one's aussie crawl
46:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rpxgn01rwjE
46:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Australian Crawl - Errol (1981) (Jun 4, 2013) 3:30 - Category: Music - 24,227 - 87 likes (98.9%), 1 dislikes (1.1%)
46:00 <Picard> decent download site??
48:00 <TheRon> sorry don't really download movies
48:00 <TheRon> slinky_J: good download sites?
48:00 <Picard> he only downloads porn
48:00 <TheRon> don't we all?
48:00 <Picard> simba can u assist me?
48:00 <Picard> not me
50:00 <TheRon> the boy in the triped pyjamas is a good movie
50:00 <Bastardly_One> wtf?
50:00 <Bastardly_One> my fingers are aching 
50:00 <TheRon> what?
50:00 <Bastardly_One> this game isn't even strenuous
51:00 <Picard> y
51:00 <Bastardly_One> I have no idea
51:00 <TheRon> gout?
51:00 <Bastardly_One> just cracked the knuckles and it did shit
51:00 <Bastardly_One> weiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiird maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan
52:00 <TheRon> oh the flame tree will blind the weary driver.....
52:00 <Bastardly_One> I have one fingertip on the left hand that is always tingly but that's a trap injury thing
52:00 <Bastardly_One> this is different ... this is ouch pain in joints
54:00 <Bastardly_One> anyway ... carry on
54:00 <TheRon> i'd comment but there's not a lot i can do for you
54:00 <Bastardly_One> not expecting answers or anything ... was just a comment really
55:00 <Picard> u are heading for a stroke
55:00 <TheRon> see the 10 -0 drubbing the victory gave the red devils?
55:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... yes
55:00 <Picard> u wont last long Bastardly_One
56:00 <TheRon> my bro took his 6 yo son
56:00 <Bastardly_One> and I was glad ... I'm a Victory supporter
56:00 <Bastardly_One> that's rude innit?
56:00 <TheRon> he was more interested in the mud
56:00 <Bastardly_One> heh ... I bet he was
56:00 <Bastardly_One> soccer is an acquired taste
56:00 <TheRon> he did well and watched the first half
57:00 <Bastardly_One> 45 mins brilliant for a 6yr old
57:00 <TheRon> i reckon
57:00 <Bastardly_One> did well lasting that long if he wasn't *that* interested
57:00 <TheRon> he watches some soccer with dad on the telly
58:00 <Bastardly_One> I totally get how it's as boring as watching foundations in your house move to people that don't have "the passion" for it
58:00 <slinky_J> yo yo yo ho
58:00 <Bastardly_One> same with tennis and golf
58:00 <slinky_J> ima from the time way befo
58:00 <Bastardly_One> shit boring to those that don't like them I'd suggest
58:00 <slinky_J> when bitty b-one-had no influential!
58:00 <slinky_J> xD werdz
59:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jM7RcgZ1pLE
59:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Dragon - Rain (1983) (Aug 7, 2007) 3:41 - Category: Music - 1,467,240 - 3,946 likes (98.6%), 57 dislikes (1.4%)
59:00 <Bastardly_One> Ballarat's theme song once
59:00 <Bastardly_One> not anymore 
00:00 <TheRon> shit towne by live
00:00 <Bastardly_One> heh ... yah
00:00 <Bastardly_One> I hate the fact you actually get stuck here too
00:00 <Bastardly_One> and the more you want out the more you become stuck I swear
00:00 <TheRon> do we exaggerate?
01:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... I have no idea but we do feel the same way
01:00 <Bastardly_One> I'll never forget you saying it's like the hotel california one day
01:00 <Bastardly_One> so so so so sooooooooooooooo true
01:00 <TheRon> what was i on that day
02:00 <Bastardly_One> you ended with ... you can check out
02:00 <Bastardly_One> but you can never leave
02:00 <TheRon> drunk?
02:00 <Bastardly_One> might be the fact we're single too 
02:00 <couleurs> g'day boys
03:00 <Bastardly_One> it's a family city ... work, relax, eat, repeat
03:00 <Bastardly_One> sat and sun family things
03:00 <Bastardly_One> dunno
03:00 <TheRon> couleurs: what did you think of the victory's victory
03:00 <Bastardly_One> evening couleurs
03:00 <couleurs> i don't watch a league soz
03:00 <Bastardly_One> he probably doesn't follow
04:00 <TheRon> but its quality
04:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I didn't think him or simba were interested in our two leagues
04:00 <Bastardly_One> I guess this is a second league 
04:00 <simba> gay league
04:00 <Bastardly_One> haven't quite worked the friggen thing out yet tbh
04:00 <TheRon> the victory beat the ballarat red devils 10-0\
04:00 <Bastardly_One> A-League starts in Nov
05:00 <Bastardly_One> no use engaging them if they don't know either league
05:00 <simba> well ballarat town only has one communal soccer ball
05:00 <simba> they dont get to practice much
05:00 <simba> yeah TheRon dont engage us like Bastardly_One says
05:00 <Bastardly_One> but yeah it's confusing this league
05:00 <TheRon> and one communal shower
05:00 <Bastardly_One> I'll get into it more next season
05:00 <TheRon> and one bar of soap
05:00 <simba> and 1 wifi hot spot
05:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... if only he knew there home ground
05:00 <simba> at the 1 maccas
05:00 <Bastardly_One> he's pretty much right though TheRon
05:00 <couleurs> i like the 1 from germany, england, italy and europe 
06:00 <Bastardly_One> true?
06:00 <simba> my team is Ludogorets 
06:00 <couleurs> alonso 2 bayern
06:00 <TheRon> simba, i know a cop, if the power make it to the grand final, i can organise for your car to be stopped and checked
06:00 <Bastardly_One> there is one thing I like about this new league though TheRon
07:00 <simba> alonso di maria to bayern united
07:00 <Bastardly_One> it might expand A-League 
07:00 <Bastardly_One> that is pretty fucking boring and predictable
07:00 <couleurs> man utd best team in the world
07:00 <TheRon> all these premier league teams being beaten in the cup by 3rd division
08:00 <Bastardly_One> the MK Dons win was hilarious
08:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm sitting there with a Man U friend watching it together online and woke my housemate laughing
08:00 <Bastardly_One> poor cunt
08:00 <Bastardly_One> he bets on goals too 
08:00 <Bastardly_One> not wins or losses
08:00 <Bastardly_One> lost heaps on that game 
08:00 <Bastardly_One> heh
09:00 <TheRon> GO DEES!!!
09:00 <Bastardly_One> our loss this week was acceptable
09:00 <Bastardly_One> Man City are cunts
09:00 <TheRon> go everton
09:00 <Floss> i has a kebab
10:00 <TheRon> you're the most beautiful girl that i've evver seen with a kebab
11:00 <Bastardly_One> yum!
11:00 <Floss> blow it out your arse.
11:00 <Bastardly_One> I still haven't decided on dinner yet
11:00 <Bastardly_One> lol @ Floss
11:00 <Bastardly_One> she's a wake up to you trying to steal the kebab
12:00 <TheRon> it's the song
12:00 <simba> it's alex song
12:00 <Bastardly_One> oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh
12:00 <Bastardly_One> carry on 
13:00 <TheRon> ever seen flight of the conchords?
13:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah, mind fart as I call them
13:00 <Bastardly_One> hence ... ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh carry on
13:00 <Floss> oh lol i forgot that
13:00 <Bastardly_One> like yeah duh B1
13:00 <Floss> meh i still stand by blow it out your arse
14:00 <Bastardly_One> lol 
14:00 <TheRon> i'm sorry
14:00 <TheRon> no offence meant
14:00 <Bastardly_One> from how I've chatted with her I think that was a thanks
14:00 <Bastardly_One> :P
14:00 <slinky_J> yawn
15:00 <slinky_J> the forty year old snore
15:00 <slinky_J> wtf?
15:00 <TheRon> 1927 - if i could
15:00 <TheRon> love this song
15:00 <slinky_J> nuff NUFFINK
15:00 <Floss> say what b1
15:00 <slinky_J> daddy go to bed yo
15:00 <Maurice> Thats an excellent song
15:00 <slinky_J> nap time
15:00 <TheRon> i hate tomato sauce
15:00 <slinky_J> b1 nap time
15:00 <slinky_J> snzzzzzzz snoozz
15:00 <Bastardly_One> no
15:00 <slinky_J> yes
15:00 <Bastardly_One> shoosh
15:00 <slinky_J> no
15:00 <Bastardly_One> yes
15:00 <TheRon> i got a burger with tomato sauce the other day and almost went ape
15:00 <slinky_J> shnnnzzz*drools on pubes*
15:00 <Bastardly_One> what?
16:00 <Bastardly_One> that's the best part of a fish n chip shop burger
16:00 <Floss> mm good kebab
16:00 <Bastardly_One> you're weird
16:00 <Floss> chicken with sweet chili
16:00 <TheRon> Bastardly_One: the parrot screwed me
16:00 <Bastardly_One> oh that day
16:00 <slinky_J> b1
17:00 <Bastardly_One> was Montes closed or just trying to not be charged $10 more?
17:00 <slinky_J> i saw Grow Old And Die Calm
17:00 <slinky_J> it wash SHIT!
17:00 <TheRon> sorry anything with t sauce or mayo throw it back at people
17:00 <slinky_J> all u faggots did was huff air mang
17:00 <slinky_J> shitz me off!
17:00 <TheRon> the parrot was just closer
17:00 <slinky_J> aghiuahsa78yt48y3
17:00 <Bastardly_One> slinks
17:00 <Bastardly_One> shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
17:00 <Bastardly_One> ah you were at bowls?
17:00 <TheRon> nah just at coles i was hungry
18:00 <Bastardly_One> I've came from that direction and done the same I must admit
18:00 <Bastardly_One> same thing ... yeah been there done that
18:00 <Bastardly_One> mental note not to when down that end of the city though by the sounds
18:00 <Floss> i dont even have a coles
18:00 <Floss> but i has  KEBAB
18:00 <Bastardly_One> plus Michael has probably missed me
18:00 <TheRon> i'd get a pizza for lunch if the bastards in sebas cooked one
19:00 <Bastardly_One> what about Montes?
19:00 <TheRon> nope night time only
19:00 <Bastardly_One> they open 11 yeah?
19:00 <Bastardly_One> bastards
19:00 <Bastardly_One> he must really work those little cunts he gets 
20:00 <Bastardly_One> I must ask him one day what happened to the other guy ... his brother or whatever
20:00 <TheRon> 15 yo last time i got a pizza from there
20:00 <Bastardly_One> when they were the goldern perch
20:00 <Bastardly_One> *golden
20:00 <TheRon> i do miss the perch at times
20:00 <Bastardly_One> seriously one of the best take outs of that ilk in ballarat
20:00 <Bastardly_One> that place and I guess Montes is just as good
21:00 <Bastardly_One> another great one is the Maccathur St one
21:00 <TheRon> yep had stuff from there
21:00 <Bastardly_One> and Eureka St 
21:00 <Bastardly_One> never go to the one off the mall unless it's to buy fresh fish 
21:00 <TheRon> the one in eureka st and queen st uses duck fat it's nom
22:00 <Bastardly_One> might as well go to the green parrot
22:00 <Bastardly_One> just as shit
22:00 <Bastardly_One> fucking hell
22:00 <Bastardly_One> what a boring city
22:00 <Bastardly_One> we know all the fish n chip shops even
22:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
22:00 <Bastardly_One> and Steves up on Sturt St
22:00 <TheRon> springfest?
22:00 <Bastardly_One> need red rooster
22:00 <TheRon> who gives a fuck?
22:00 <Maurice> https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xap1/v/t1.0-9/10628414_10154503095485494_1568529972238773998_n.jpg?oh=a1c2a2fde4e9874ac0fb01e955a948bf&oe=546336B0&__gda__=1416095205_49c44ed01ca760828f8c34db6c604c7d
22:00 <Bastardly_One> meh ... that'll be shit again
23:00 <TheRon> it's shit every year
23:00 <Bastardly_One> Ballarat is so family orientated ... springfest will be more of the same
23:00 <Bastardly_One> I am seriously thinking of taking myself to the moscow circus
23:00 <Bastardly_One> how old am I?
23:00 <TheRon> i goto the pub while the family does that 
23:00 <Bastardly_One> lol Maurice
23:00 <Skirmish> too old to be hanging out with young people at parties like damio describes. 
24:00 <Bastardly_One> I've always liked circuses
24:00 <TheRon> they don't impress me
25:00 <TheRon> seeing john waters tomorrow night
25:00 <Bastardly_One> the glass onion?
25:00 <TheRon> yep
25:00 <TheRon> 2nd time
25:00 <Bastardly_One> I thought as much if it was him
25:00 <simba> good 1 Maurice u and the other facebook moms always have funny lil pictures
25:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I was going to say I went once and out of all the beatles I hated John
25:00 <TheRon> my bro and i like lennon and the beatles
25:00 <Bastardly_One> but it's very good 
25:00 <Bastardly_One> I love the beatles but Lennon annoys me
26:00 <Maurice> I got that off a single guy, simba
26:00 <Maurice> So eat a dick
26:00 <TheRon> nah it's good stuff
26:00 <simba> hes probably gay
26:00 <Bastardly_One> good shit though ... will be a great show
26:00 <TheRon> jacksons prior to the show
27:00 <TheRon> which eatery in lydiard is best?
27:00 <Bastardly_One> hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
27:00 <Bastardly_One> lemme think besides the Craig I'd do the Lane
27:00 <Bastardly_One> know where the lane is?
27:00 <TheRon> yes!
27:00 <Bastardly_One> give that a go
28:00 <Bastardly_One> otherwise I'd go Craigs 
28:00 <TheRon> happy hour is 5 till 7 tempted to use all of it
28:00 <Bastardly_One> Sebaastians isn't as awesome as most suggest IMO
28:00 <Bastardly_One> that might be me though
28:00 <TheRon> never really eaten there
29:00 <Bastardly_One> I did once ... thought it was meh 
29:00 <TheRon> java?
29:00 <Bastardly_One> only had cuppas at the Java Bar
29:00 <Bastardly_One> add I've to the start of that sentence
30:00 <TheRon> nah
30:00 <Bastardly_One> and same with the cafe that is near Craigs but that's more of a day time place
30:00 <Floss> i dropped may laptop and it wanted to type *--
30:00 <Floss> but i said NO
31:00 <Bastardly_One> the only reason I know all these places is I do a once a week eat out thing
31:00 <Joseph> Skirmish
31:00 <Joseph> Skirmish: how are you?
31:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck all else to do here *chuckles*
32:00 <TheRon> gotta eat somewhere close to the regent
32:00 <slinky_J> GOD IS GREAT
32:00 <slinky_J> he gave me two nuts
32:00 <Serenity> mmm snowballz
32:00 <Floss> god isnt real
33:00 <slinky_J> SNORT THE BALLZ!
33:00 <Loof> ohhhh
33:00 <Floss> you peanut
33:00 <Loof> i want snowballs
33:00 <slinky_J> :P
33:00 <slinky_J> sure u do drug addict fuck.
33:00 <slinky_J> prob wouldnt share :/
33:00 <slinky_J> ^^
34:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck you're lippy tonight
34:00 <Bastardly_One> no mini wagon wheels for you then! ... too late anyway
34:00 <slinky_J> lol
34:00 <Loof> even marshmallows would do
34:00 <Bastardly_One> ate the entire packet
34:00 <slinky_J> damn straight
34:00 <Bastardly_One> *burps*
34:00 <Serenity> coles has snowballs for $1 a bag
34:00 <slinky_J> you got that creme you fucker?
34:00 <Serenity> they are so good
34:00 <slinky_J> GIVE IT TO ME
34:00 <Picard> wow wat did i miss
34:00 <Bastardly_One> I no likey snowballs
35:00 <Floss> i like getting woolies brand mars bars
35:00 <Floss> cause im thrifty
35:00 <Bastardly_One> I no likey coconut
35:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=gdmHHoI9beM
35:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Richard Marx - Hazard (Feb 26, 2009) 4:45 - Category: Music - 4,556,963 - 20,283 likes (98.3%), 352 dislikes (1.7%)
35:00 <Serenity> i dont like mars bars :(
35:00 <TheRon> i don't like chicken twisties
35:00 <Loof> i wouldn't mind trying one deep fried in batter
35:00 <Bastardly_One> mars bars are too globby ... very occassion thing I reckon
35:00 <Floss> i dont like chicken twisties either
35:00 <Bastardly_One> do it if you like mars bars
35:00 <Serenity> deep fried snickers is better
35:00 <Serenity> yum
35:00 <Loof> mmm
36:00 <Bastardly_One> I
36:00 <Bastardly_One> TheRon
36:00 <TheRon> nutty!
36:00 <Serenity> my ex's parents owned a fish and chip place
36:00 <Bastardly_One> I miss those from the green parrot ... deep fried mars bars
36:00 <simba> how can u dislike mars but like snickers when the only difference is nuts!!!!!
36:00 <Serenity> we tried the battered mars bars etc but it dirties up the oil too fast
36:00 <Serenity> simba snickers doesnt have disgusting globs of caramel
36:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh they're different nougart I reckon simba
37:00 <TheRon> serenity any chance of a als ice bucket challenge is a t shirt?
37:00 <Loof> know what i like, bounty bars
37:00 <simba> RiIIGhHT....... - austin powers, austin powers
37:00 <Bastardly_One> I dont like peanuts with chocolate though
37:00 <Serenity> not a chance in hell TheRon
37:00 <simba> bountys rock
37:00 <Serenity> bounties are the best!
37:00 <Skirmish>  Hey Serenity Mars Bars yum. Hey Serenity snickers yum. Hey Serenity chicken twisties yum. Hey Serenity green parrots, yum. Hey Serenity Richard Marx yum. Hey Serenity bounty bars yum. Hey Serenity Austin Powers .... errrrr.  
37:00 <TheRon> damn!!!
37:00 <TheRon> had to ask
37:00 <Floss> cherry ripes are my favourite
37:00 <Loof> glad it's not just me then :D
37:00 <Bastardly_One> TheRon, tried one from there or not?
37:00 <Serenity> i like peppermint crisp
38:00 <Loof> oh man they rule
38:00 <TheRon> tried what from where?
38:00 <Bastardly_One> deep fried mars bar from the green parrot
38:00 <TheRon> no, seems wrong to me
38:00 <Bastardly_One> do it just once
38:00 <simba> they seem gross
38:00 <Serenity> i made fried ice cream once
38:00 <Bastardly_One> they are awesome
39:00 <simba> japanese fried ice cream
39:00 <TheRon> need a good freezer for deep fried ice cream
39:00 <Loof> banana in batter with fried icecream
39:00 <Loof> mmm
39:00 <Serenity> indeed you do TheRon
39:00 <Serenity> it was so freaking good
39:00 <TheRon> deep fried ice cream takes ages
40:00 <Skirmish> simba ... is that your real pic on skype? If so, you have longer hair than my fiance. 
40:00 <simba> need a freezer that freezes stuff rare i know
40:00 <Serenity> took me a couple hours to get it prepared right
40:00 <simba> Yes.
40:00 <Skirmish> Do you have a pretty mouth? 
40:00 <Serenity> simba hair is glorious
40:00 <Serenity> i want to sniff it
40:00 <TheRon> scoop out freeze, batter and freeze, and then it's good to go
41:00 <Serenity> the one i did was an egg mix and coconut
41:00 <TheRon> bloody fast food joints, they'll deep fry anything that hasn't been nailed to the kitchen bench
41:00 <Serenity> scoop out the balls, coat them 3-4 times
41:00 <Serenity> fry
42:00 <Serenity> but it has to be rock hard before you fry
42:00 <Bastardly_One> TheRon, first place I am led to believe who did it was a chinese place in Melbourne
42:00 <Skirmish> dominos have a peri peri pepperoni pizza now. It's quite nice. 
42:00 <TheRon> everything comes from china
42:00 <Serenity> oh and bread crumbs
42:00 <Bastardly_One> not sure anywhere else does it in Ballarat but Jimmy's used to be famous for deep fried mars bars
43:00 <Bastardly_One> that chef deep fries anything
43:00 <TheRon> actually not that hard to do
43:00 <Bastardly_One> will deep fry a steak if you want it
43:00 <TheRon> mid rare?
43:00 <Bastardly_One> no idea
43:00 <Bastardly_One> he used to be kind of famous for it 
43:00 <simba> dominos is worse than being beehhh
44:00 <TheRon> not mid rare i'm not touching it
44:00 <Serenity> i love the cracking sound they make
44:00 <TheRon> i thought eagle boys was worse?
44:00 <simba> lol
44:00 <Skirmish> I haven't had a pizza from them in years.  It wasn't quite as bad as I remember, but still not great.  Interesting combo of ingredients. 
44:00 <Bastardly_One> lammingtons and snowballs would be awesome if they had no coconut
44:00 <simba> eagle boys is fine
44:00 <Serenity> our dominoes is good
45:00 <tooheys> dominos is shit i can eat 2 "large" pizzas from there
45:00 <Serenity> eagleboys is soggy rubbish
45:00 <Bastardly_One> I want to try out this taco pizza I saw the other day 
45:00 <simba> its shit because you can eat two of their pizzas good logic
45:00 <Bastardly_One> complete with the lettuce
45:00 <tooheys> simba, when you can only eat one normal large pizza, but you can eat two dominos ones, would you not say its fair to say that dominos are shit?
45:00 <TheRon> no decent pick up pizza in sebas damn it
45:00 <Serenity> its safe to say you're a fucken pig
45:00 <simba> if youre eating two dominos pizzas at a time you have major fucken problems m8
45:00 <Serenity> is what its safe to say
45:00 <Bastardly_One> there is one isnt there?
46:00 <Bastardly_One> they're gourmet pizzas
46:00 <tooheys> if im such a pig its funny how i weigh considerably less than you Serenity...
46:00 <TheRon> fucking opens at 6, we want our food by then
46:00 <Bastardly_One> what tooheys is saying is they're skimpy
46:00 <Serenity> and yet i dont eat an entire pizza to myself..
46:00 <Bastardly_One> you need 2 instead of 1
46:00 <Serenity> you dont need 2 of any pizza
46:00 <Serenity> lol
46:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah he's a pig
46:00 <Bastardly_One> but
46:00 <simba> well we know youre a bitch after that pussy comment tooheys
46:00 <Serenity> hes a fucking glutton rofl
46:00 <Bastardly_One> that's all he means
46:00 <TheRiddler> eagleboys has pizza pies now
46:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah well I was being charityable
47:00 <Bastardly_One> do what?
47:00 <TheRon> calzones?
47:00 <tooheys> simba, im a bitch? im not the one calling people "fucken pigs"
47:00 <Bastardly_One> charitable
47:00 <Bastardly_One> you are a pig
47:00 <simba> you are a fucken pig
47:00 <Joseph> Why are there two ops picking on someone?
47:00 <Serenity> you're pretending you know how much people weigh tho
47:00 <Serenity> lol
47:00 <tooheys> you cunts are the biches if you cant eat a large fucking pizza to yourselves
47:00 <TheRiddler> it's topping slapped between two layers of dough
47:00 <Serenity> no ones picking on anyone
47:00 <Serenity> calm you fanny
47:00 <TheRiddler> and cheese on top
47:00 <Joseph> So defensive
47:00 <simba> you have anger issues as well as being a fat pig
47:00 <simba> lol
47:00 <tooheys> u dont deserve to be called a man if u cant eat a large pizza
48:00 <Serenity> lolll
48:00 <tooheys> fat? i weigh 70kg fuckwit
48:00 <TheRiddler> I hand the bondi 
48:00 <Skirmish> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wz8rvhRO5Fo&index=6&list=PLA1F18BC2CFDB46FF
48:00 <Bastardly_One> and how tall?
48:00 <TheRiddler> -n
48:00 <Serenity> i thought it was my lack of penis that meant i didnt desrve to be called a man
48:00 <simba> ok calm down man, dominos sucks i think we can all agree on that
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48:00 <tooheys> Bastardly_One, 5'10
48:00 <TheRiddler> the bondi is hawian with pepperoni
48:00 <Bastardly_One> how tall tooheys?
48:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YUC_jE78FNE
48:00 <Serenity> he literally just told you
48:00 <TheRiddler> there's a beef n gravy 1
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48:00 <Bastardly_One> oh blind
48:00 <Bastardly_One> skinny cunt
49:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm five seven and 58
49:00 <Bastardly_One> and underweight
49:00 <simba> wtf
49:00 <Serenity> im 257
49:00 <Bastardly_One> eat fucking four pizzas
49:00 <simba> ur basically wasted away
49:00 <Bastardly_One> yep
49:00 <TheRon> go port
49:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm nothing in weight
49:00 <simba> ;[
49:00 <Bastardly_One> can't put it on either
49:00 <Joseph> I'm 6'1 at 83
49:00 <Bastardly_One> another skinny cunt
49:00 <Bastardly_One> you also go eat 4 pizzaa
49:00 <TheRon> freo dockers, fockers
49:00 <Serenity> like you can talk.
49:00 <Serenity> shut up b1
50:00 <simba> we are the freo faghats
50:00 <Bastardly_One> *pizzas
50:00 <tooheys> lol dockers
50:00 <Bastardly_One> I am way too skinny Serenity
50:00 <tooheys> dont get me started on that again
50:00 <Bastardly_One> I wish I could put it on
50:00 <TheRon> tooheys please
50:00 <Lish> Cheeeeseeee triangle
50:00 <TheRon> some of us just ate
50:00 <TheRiddler> http://qsrmedia.com.au/menu/news/eagle-boys-introduces-pizza-pies
50:00 <simba> tiro pita
51:00 <TheRon> chicken tacos tonight
51:00 <Bastardly_One> has anyone ever done a diet and it's like in some way your body got actually programed?
51:00 <Serenity> is that like
51:00 <Serenity> a quiche.. in a pizza base
51:00 <Bastardly_One> totally Serenity
51:00 <tooheys> sounds shit
51:00 <Bastardly_One> american pie
51:00 <TheRiddler> yes
51:00 <TheRon> i can make short crust pastry
51:00 <TheRiddler> it's pretty good
51:00 <Bastardly_One> totally american pizza pie
51:00 <Bastardly_One> like any other flavour they have
51:00 <simba> what do you mean actually programmed
52:00 <Bastardly_One> quichish
52:00 <TheRiddler> I've only tried the bondi tho
52:00 <Serenity> i just told you
52:00 <TheRiddler> beef n gravy
52:00 <Bastardly_One> simba, like some part of it stays with your body in the sense you stay skinny
52:00 <TheRon> is a bloke eating a quiche gay?
52:00 <TheRiddler> 1s
52:00 <TheRon> just wanna make sure
52:00 <Serenity> yes TheRon
52:00 <tooheys> ive heard that eagle boys pizza shops have a dedicated docking room in the back of the shop
52:00 <Serenity> put a lid on it and its a manly pie
52:00 <TheRon> damn. i like quiche
52:00 <Serenity> LOL tooheys
52:00 <TheRiddler> actually it's more like a pie than a quiche
52:00 <Serenity> thats the freezer room
52:00 <TheRiddler> because it has a lid
53:00 <Bastardly_One> quiches fucking rule but I doubt a pizza in quiche structure would
53:00 <TheRiddler> it's a dough base
53:00 <Bastardly_One> that putting a crust and a lid on it comment is how I see most american pies
53:00 <Bastardly_One> like pumpkin pie, etc
54:00 <Serenity> you're just talking
54:00 <Serenity> and saying nothing
54:00 <TheRiddler> and a dough lid
54:00 <TheRiddler> and cheese on top 
54:00 <Serenity> i made pizza pockets once
54:00 <Bastardly_One> sounds ... excessive
54:00 <Serenity> they were great
54:00 <tooheys> i like pizza pockets... pizza pies sound fucking gay though
55:00 <Serenity> yeah i dunno if i want pizza pie
55:00 <TheRiddler> they're not
55:00 <Serenity> but the pizza pockets were fun
55:00 <TheRiddler> they're pretty nice
55:00 <Bastardly_One> all american pies are ... unless you like quichie stuff IMO
55:00 <tooheys> sometimes i get some english muffins and make mini pizzas with them
55:00 <tooheys> theyre pretty cool
55:00 <Bastardly_One> but TheRiddler has had one 
55:00 <Bastardly_One> guess he'd know
55:00 <Serenity> quiche is egg
55:00 <Serenity> ok
55:00 <Serenity> its not a quiche just because it doesnt have a lid
55:00 <Bastardly_One> I said like
55:00 <Bastardly_One> not the same
56:00 <Bastardly_One> same consistancy/volume
56:00 <Bastardly_One> not *the same*
56:00 <tooheys> what is it then? a topless pie?
56:00 <TheRiddler> .
56:00 <Serenity> mmm topless
56:00 <TheRiddler> it has a lid
56:00 <Bastardly_One> soft bottom right?
56:00 <Serenity> this convo is far too indepth lol
57:00 <TheRiddler> of course
57:00 <tooheys> topless and a soft bottom... now all it needs is big tits & a wet cunt 
57:00 <Bastardly_One> don't . me I am asking
57:00 <Serenity> good lord
57:00 <TheRiddler> llol
57:00 <Bastardly_One> well, I call that a friggen quiche :P
57:00 <TheRiddler> it's pizza dough
57:00 <Serenity> buy us a drink first tooheys geesh
57:00 <TheRiddler> not pastry
57:00 <tooheys> sorry Serenity 
57:00 <TheRiddler> dont you'll get a teds
58:00 <Serenity> oh i cant drink those
58:00 <Serenity> horrid things
58:00 <Bastardly_One> pizza dough or not ... a pumpkin pie isn't exactly a quiche
58:00 <TheRiddler> ....
58:00 <Bastardly_One> but I'd say it's quiche like 
58:00 <Bastardly_One> :P
58:00 <TheRiddler> ................
58:00 <Serenity> Bastardly_One and TheRiddler are having two different convos
58:00 <tooheys> i thought u were ready for action
58:00 <Serenity> but answering each other
58:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm just yanking your chain now
58:00 <Serenity> rofl
58:00 <Serenity> teds give me a headache :(
59:00 <TheRiddler> sweet pumpkin pie
59:00 <tooheys> Bastardly_One i am glad u are yanking your chain coz i wouldnt want to imagine u yanking anything else
59:00 <Bastardly_One> they seem bombastic when I've watched a couple
59:00 <TheRiddler> dessert pie
59:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah and what's that like TheRiddler?
59:00 <Serenity> i wanna make a pumpkin pie
59:00 <Bastardly_One> quichey right?
59:00 <TheRiddler> good
59:00 <Picard> both are morons Serenity
59:00 <TheRiddler> lol
59:00 <Serenity> but we dont have canned pumpkin here so id have to work out how to do it with real pumpkin
59:00 <Serenity> HOW is it quichey?
59:00 <Serenity> its not egg.
59:00 <Bastardly_One> but quichey in volume 
59:00 <Bastardly_One> ffs
59:00 <Serenity> or bacon
59:00 <Serenity> or cheese
59:00 <Bastardly_One> in volume 
59:00 <Picard> steam the pumplin
00:00 <Serenity> that doesnt make sense
00:00 <Picard> pumpkin
00:00 <Serenity> volume??
00:00 <TheRiddler> it'd be more like a tart
00:00 <Bastardly_One> texture
00:00 <Serenity> volume is not texture
00:00 <tooheys> im going if i hear the word pumpkin or quiche one more time ill go insane
00:00 <Serenity> and no its not the same
00:00 <Bastardly_One> that's what I meant though
00:00 <Picard> pumpkin 
00:00 <Bastardly_One> I'd get the word eventually if I went on 
00:00 <Picard> soup
00:00 <Serenity> pumpkin is a pumpkin texture
00:00 <Picard> bye tooheys
00:00 <Serenity> and egg is an egg texture
00:00 <tooheys> bye dockard
00:00 <Picard> Serenity dont argue with Bastardly_One he knows it sall
01:00 <Bastardly_One> I know shit about food 
01:00 <Bastardly_One> dont like most of it 
01:00 <Serenity> yeah you say that all the time
01:00 <Serenity> but you never fucking stop eating
01:00 <Bastardly_One> that's how I see dessert pies and stuff ... quichey
01:00 <TheRiddler> dont like most food?
01:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah, mostly shit though I think
01:00 <Serenity> how can you see it as quichey.. quiche is savoury food
01:00 <TheRiddler> dessert pies a quichey
01:00 <Serenity> lol
01:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I honestly don't like the taste of much stuff TheRiddler
01:00 <TheRiddler> wtf
01:00 <Serenity> LOL
01:00 <Serenity> ..
01:00 <TheRiddler> howwwww
01:00 <Skirmish> Probably one of the grosest things I have ever seen in this video. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gzsrooteAZw&list=PLA1F18BC2CFDB46FF&index=21
01:00 <Bastardly_One> the texture woman
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02:00 <Bastardly_One> fucked if I know
02:00 <Serenity> its nothing like quiche texture
02:00 <Serenity> what the hell is wrong with you
02:00 <Bastardly_One> ummmmmm no idea TheRiddler but I don't
02:00 <Serenity> thats like saying mashed potato has the same texture as ice cream
02:00 <TheRiddler> if it's like a quiche it would be a tart
02:00 <Bastardly_One> can be if you make shit mash?
02:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
02:00 <Serenity> .......
02:00 <BONKERZ> wot
02:00 <Skirmish> Is B1 talking out of his bottom again?  Oh that silly old goat.
02:00 <BONKERZ> (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻
02:00 <Bastardly_One> oh, I am fucking going on now geez
03:00 <Serenity> thats me rn
03:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah probably 
03:00 <BONKERZ> ima make a page
03:00 <Bastardly_One> move on to something else 
03:00 <Serenity> im sitting here laughing nervously right now
03:00 <Serenity> because i dont know whats happening
03:00 <Serenity> lol
03:00 <BONKERZ> B1sRantz
03:00 <Skirmish> BONKERZ: A "Stupid shit B1 goes on with" page?  I would like to help. 
04:00 <Serenity> oh..
04:00 <Bastardly_One> and yes TheRiddler I've done all sorts of tricks to like a lot of foods ... aint happening
04:00 <Serenity> se left
04:00 <Serenity> pff
04:00 <Bastardly_One> Stupid Shit B1 Says
04:00 <Bastardly_One> nobody has time to maintain that page
04:00 <Bastardly_One> not even a bot
04:00 <tooheys> hahaha redfoo from the x factor got glassed
04:00 <Serenity> we'd need to employ about 8 full time staff
04:00 <tooheys> LOL
04:00 <TheRiddler> even the berry things
04:00 <TheRiddler> ?
04:00 <Skirmish> Nobody can come to grips with why you even log in here, so I am sure the page will be a hit. 
04:00 <Bastardly_One> only 8?
04:00 <Serenity> i think it was an accident tooheys
04:00 <Bastardly_One> thats being kind
04:00 <tooheys> Serenity, i doubt it
04:00 <Serenity> someone threw a glass across the room
04:00 <Serenity> and it hit him
05:00 <Serenity> it wasnt aimed
05:00 <TheRiddler> glassing is moronic
05:00 <TheRiddler> thing to do
05:00 <tooheys> TheRiddler, i agree, but its funny when its done to someone that deserves it
05:00 <Serenity> all the pubs in northbridge and freo have plastic now
05:00 <TheRiddler> what did he do to deserve it?
05:00 <Skirmish> We live in a generation where people do not understand the consequence of their actions TheRiddler. 
05:00 <Bastardly_One> that shooting attempt on Chris Brown and Justin Beibler was disappointing
06:00 <Bastardly_One> how much better would the world be if they got the right targets
06:00 <Serenity> not just that they dont understand Skirmish
06:00 <Serenity> they dont CARE either
06:00 <Skirmish> You take the average fight scene from a movie and get two people to fight it out IRL ... someone will die. 
06:00 <simba> <Bastardly_One> simba, like some part of it stays with your body in the sense you stay skinny - yes going on a diet ie. not eating shit foods means that your body gets used to not eating them, if you have the willpower
06:00 <Skirmish> We're programmed to think the human body can sustain more than it really can. 
07:00 <tooheys> you can thank the yanks for that... funny how the two most violent races in the country (islanders and africans) both think theyre black americans isnt it...
07:00 <Bastardly_One> simba, the reason I said that was because I put myself on a diet as a kid and seriously haven't been able to gain weight since
07:00 <TheRiddler> ..
07:00 <Bastardly_One> might of truly tricked myself
08:00 <TheRiddler> ...
08:00 <simba> kids dieting is bad like kids being vegans cos they think cats are cute
08:00 <Serenity> you dont honestly think thats how it works do you
08:00 <Serenity> lol
08:00 <TheRiddler> gladiators were vegans
08:00 <BONKERZ> ROFL
08:00 <BONKERZ> this is fun and all
08:00 <BONKERZ> but java is calling
08:00 <Serenity> your face is calling
09:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah they took me to see a shrink about it ... just was a comment at the time simba ... that was ages ago and there was a point
09:00 <TheRiddler> being vegan is nothing wrong but pushing it down others throats is
09:00 <Bastardly_One> the convo has moved on 
09:00 <TheRiddler> .
09:00 <simba> ok.....
09:00 <simba> i just got back and was replying to you mate
09:00 <simba> thats how irc works
09:00 <simba> havent you been here 40 years
09:00 <Bastardly_One> I find vegans to be self righteous ... vegetarians arent 
10:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I know dude I had a train of thought then ... would interupt now
10:00 <Bastardly_One> that's all I meant
10:00 <Picard> generalisation much Bastardly_One
10:00 <simba> well get back on the train
10:00 <Bastardly_One> yes Picard of the ones I know of 
10:00 <Bastardly_One> am sure there's some great ones around
11:00 <Bastardly_One> was along the lines of diets are bad and blah blah
11:00 <Picard> how can you judge a person why what they chose to eat?
11:00 <Bastardly_One> some big arse rant been and gone simba
11:00 <Serenity> im in this 'raw' group on fb
11:00 <Serenity> and they are fucking freaks
11:00 <simba> ok i get it lol
11:00 <Serenity> anyone who doesnt eat raw/vegan/organic food is a monster
11:00 <Bastardly_One> Picard, with what TheRiddler said ... they push it down your throat
12:00 <simba> facebook groups make u stupider by reading them
12:00 <Serenity> im only in there for the recipes
12:00 <Serenity> some of them are good
12:00 <TheRiddler> I didn't say all 
12:00 <simba> how 2 cook up a storm broadway style
12:00 <Bastardly_One> neither did I ... am sure there are some good ones
12:00 <slinky_J> holy shit
12:00 <slinky_J> simba
12:00 <TheRiddler> I didn't single out vegans either
12:00 <slinky_J> we should go
12:00 <slinky_J> lol
12:00 <Bastardly_One> I find them on the whole to be self righteous
12:00 <Bastardly_One> big deal?
13:00 <slinky_J> no
13:00 <slinky_J> ur not a big deal.
13:00 <TheRiddler> I'm talking any diet
13:00 <slinky_J> like always
13:00 <Picard> ffs piss this ice bucket shit off
13:00 <TheRiddler> dont watch it
13:00 <Serenity> https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpf1/v/t34.0-12/10634424_10202475820126059_1058655205_n.jpg?oh=c6547928eda40f29f9704fdcf8a94a15&oe=54013000&__gda__=1409368209_23a73d52d9dd32da8cf358579da29709
13:00 <Picard> who fucking cares, just go donate some money and fuck right off
14:00 <Bastardly_One> watermellon fruit pizza
14:00 <Picard> yuk
15:00 <Serenity> yuk?? wtf is wrong with you
15:00 <bradd_pitts> https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xap1/v/t1.0-9/10628414_10154503095485494_1568529972238773998_n.jpg?oh=a1c2a2fde4e9874ac0fb01e955a948bf&oe=546336B0&__gda__=1416095205_49c44ed01ca760828f8c34db6c604c7d
15:00 <bradd_pitts> selfish fuks
15:00 <Picard> fruit pizza?
15:00 <Picard> seriously
15:00 <simba> Maurice already linked that
15:00 <simba> u facebook moms
15:00 <TheRiddler> it's not covered in 20kinds of meat for Picard
16:00 <Serenity> yes fruit is delicious
16:00 <Picard> i love fruit, just not pn a pizza
16:00 <Picard> on*
16:00 <bradd_pitts> soz i wasnt here to monitor fb posts
16:00 <bradd_pitts> :'(
16:00 <tooheys> fruit = shit
16:00 <Serenity> its not on pizza dough picard.
16:00 <Serenity> click the photo i posted
16:00 <simba> Picard only eats meals with grease on them, served by a weeping wife who was forced into making it
16:00 <Picard> incorrect simba
16:00 <TheRiddler> lol
16:00 <Skirmish> His wife could love him very much. 
17:00 <bradd_pitts> show me what you linked
17:00 <Serenity> https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpf1/v/t34.0-12/10634424_10202475820126059_1058655205_n.jpg?oh=c6547928eda40f29f9704fdcf8a94a15&oe=54013000&__gda__=1409368209_23a73d52d9dd32da8cf358579da29709
17:00 <Picard> she does love me
17:00 <Serenity> that faux
17:00 <tooheys> i actually feel sorry for picard's wife i bet he doesnt treat her very well
17:00 <bradd_pitts> whats wrong with that
17:00 <bradd_pitts> lol
17:00 <bradd_pitts> Picard u idiet
17:00 <Serenity> its 'yuck' apparently
17:00 <Skirmish> Maybe it's just me, and other people are standing out more than Picard .... but he doesn't seem as bad as usual. 
17:00 <Serenity> lol
17:00 <bradd_pitts> its just like a fruit salad in teh shape of a pizza
17:00 <bradd_pitts> o no
17:00 <bradd_pitts> how terrible.
17:00 <Serenity> fucking gross fruit
17:00 <Serenity> how dare it
17:00 <Picard> Serenity i just cant imagine eating a fruit pizza
17:00 <bradd_pitts> whats the sprinkled bits though
18:00 <Serenity> CLICK THE FUCKING LINK PICARD
18:00 <bradd_pitts> looks like cheese
18:00 <Serenity> its coconut
18:00 <bradd_pitts> oh
18:00 <bradd_pitts> phew
18:00 <Picard> lol Serenity
18:00 <bradd_pitts> Picard do you eat fruit salad
18:00 <TheRiddler> if you have eaten dessert thingies from eagle boys
18:00 <Picard> just for you
18:00 <TheRiddler> you know pizza dough works well 
18:00 <Picard> lol id eat that
18:00 <Skirmish> I don't like a lot of fruit, I steer clear of fruit salad. 
19:00 <Serenity> https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/10366056_10154436306010335_5208760133214693041_n.jpg?oh=22eb7039eceba6b4662f51d58becec22&oe=546B5FA4&__gda__=1416623041_3b48dba469d2b6b258c324178dd08364
19:00 <Serenity> yummm
19:00 <TheRiddler> dessert thingies are good
19:00 <Skirmish> Veges are where it's at.  
19:00 <Skirmish> Except pumpkin. 
19:00 <bradd_pitts> which fruits are you allergic to again sez
19:00 <Bastardly_One> pumpkin rules
19:00 <Serenity> watermelon :( lol
19:00 <bradd_pitts> feck :(
19:00 <Serenity> strawberries
19:00 <bradd_pitts> watermelon rules
19:00 <Serenity> kiwi fruit
19:00 <bradd_pitts> so that entire 'pizza'
19:00 <bradd_pitts> lopl
19:00 <Serenity> and bananas give me ulcers
19:00 <bradd_pitts> jeez
19:00 <TheRiddler> all the good ones :p
19:00 <Picard> love banana
19:00 <Serenity> yeah pre much
20:00 <Serenity> fkn sucks
20:00 <bradd_pitts> those are like me fave fruits
20:00 <bradd_pitts> what about other berries
20:00 <Serenity> other berries dont seem to bother me
20:00 <bradd_pitts> oh good
20:00 <Serenity> and frozen strawberries dont either
20:00 <Serenity> only fresh ones
20:00 <simba> for TheRiddler https://40.media.tumblr.com/8c2e700579ab542fc947afa05cedf360/tumblr_n5mcweDLgJ1tz1e8uo1_500.jpg
20:00 <bradd_pitts> thats odd
20:00 <Bastardly_One> so, anything with latex?
20:00 <bradd_pitts> .
20:00 <tooheys> yuck
20:00 <Serenity> last time i ate watermelon i thought i was gonna die lol
20:00 <Serenity> i couldnt speak for hours
20:00 <bradd_pitts> eesh
20:00 <tooheys> i dont have a problem with seeing men or women naked but to see a "woman" with a dick is fkn disgusting
21:00 <Serenity> dont be like that tooheys
21:00 <Picard> i better start liking juice considering we own a juice bar
21:00 <simba> thanx 4 sharing
21:00 <tooheys> someone should see if they can find a pic of 2 trannys docking
21:00 <Serenity> juice is great
21:00 <TheRiddler> no thanks simba lol
21:00 <Picard> yes it is
21:00 <bradd_pitts> me: https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=270016779860560
22:00 <Serenity> did you see the video of my dumb cat faux
22:00 <Serenity> stuck ontop of the door
22:00 <Bastardly_One> I want a V8 drink now
22:00 <slinky_J> yeah!
22:00 <Picard> im liking watermelon and strawberry atm
22:00 <bradd_pitts> yes lmao
22:00 <slinky_J> woo die!
22:00 <Serenity> hes such an idiot
22:00 <slinky_J> grandpa talkin
22:00 <bradd_pitts> mreoooooooow im stuk mom mrrrreeeeeeeeeeow
22:00 <bradd_pitts> my fave is turbo just sitting there like idgaf.
22:00 <bradd_pitts> LOL
23:00 <Serenity> hahaha yeah turbos like.. this guy..
23:00 <bradd_pitts> watch that video pls im dying
23:00 <bradd_pitts> she rules
23:00 <slinky_J> bradd_pitts u sexy babes
23:00 <slinky_J> hi
23:00 <slinky_J> im josh
23:00 <slinky_J> i got seven half for u
23:00 <bradd_pitts> ok
23:00 <Serenity> thats legit me irl
23:00 <slinky_J> cool
24:00 <slinky_J> lets do it
24:00 <slinky_J> over thurr
24:00 <bradd_pitts> lol
24:00 <slinky_J> ?
24:00 <slinky_J> shh babs
24:00 <slinky_J> b nice
24:00 <bradd_pitts> .....
24:00 <bradd_pitts> who are you talking to
24:00 <slinky_J> shhhh
24:00 <bradd_pitts> ok
24:00 <bradd_pitts> brb
24:00 <slinky_J> *strokes bradd_pitts*
24:00 <slinky_J> shhh
24:00 <slinky_J> relax
25:00 <Serenity> lol these chicks in this group get like
25:00 <slinky_J> this will feel good
25:00 <Serenity> 11 kilo watermelons
25:00 <slinky_J> whut
25:00 <Serenity> YUM BREAKFAST.
25:00 <slinky_J> OI CUNT
25:00 <Serenity> yeah ok..
25:00 <slinky_J> im tryna be gay as fuck
25:00 <Picard> we use 600kgs of watermelon a week
25:00 <Picard> trying??
25:00 <slinky_J> PICARD U DIRTY NIGGER
25:00 <slinky_J> I DIE
25:00 <Picard> lol
25:00 <Picard> joshy, behave
26:00 <slinky_J> man
26:00 <slinky_J> seems it's only adults on now
26:00 <slinky_J> :P
26:00 <Picard> lol
26:00 <slinky_J> about time
26:00 <Picard> we can have a mature conversation
26:00 <slinky_J> maybe for once
26:00 <slinky_J> so that bus driver
27:00 <slinky_J> fell asleep, wham :/
27:00 <Serenity> mature convo is that like.. cybering?
27:00 <Picard> lol Serenity
27:00 <slinky_J> we are out of practice Serenity
27:00 <slinky_J> hahaha
27:00 <slinky_J> i mean.. goff
27:00 <slinky_J> prob heaps
28:00 <Serenity> hello Joseph an hour ago called it wants its convo back
28:00 <TheRiddler> once you have left picard we can have a mature conversation
28:00 <Maurice> Why would you care how much anyone weighs
28:00 <slinky_J> lol
28:00 <slinky_J> unriddelzed it becomz
28:00 <slinky_J> OUCH
28:00 <Serenity> lol because he wants me to let everyone know im fat Maurice
29:00 <TheRiddler> dont want to say anything your parents dont like you to here
29:00 <slinky_J> i got the mozzie!
29:00 <Serenity> who is it and you'll see why
29:00 <Picard> TheRiddler your opinion doesnt bother me, after all opinions are like arse holes. we all have one
29:00 <simba> https://38.media.tumblr.com/9f595c215c7d666783fe2e948a551601/tumblr_naxhjbbwKY1r5zq6ao1_500.jpg
29:00 <slinky_J> okay
29:00 <slinky_J> dont yell "cunt"
29:00 <Picard> CUNT
29:00 <slinky_J> lolz
30:00 <Serenity> +1 internet for simba
30:00 <TheRiddler> your arsehole can swallow the moon picard
30:00 <slinky_J> fuck off
30:00 <simba> haX0rs
30:00 <Serenity> arse whole
30:00 <slinky_J> i was raping TheRiddler heaps
30:00 <tooheys> -1 internet for a ban that can be evaded in 2 seconds
30:00 <slinky_J> hahahaha
30:00 <slinky_J> +10 sima
30:00 <simba> -100 internet for enjoying tooheys extra dry
30:00 <Skirmish> slinky_J is still channeling Kuniva. 
31:00 <Serenity> lol
31:00 <slinky_J> fk ur internet is shit
31:00 <slinky_J> wo
31:00 <slinky_J> woa woa woa dude
31:00 <slinky_J> Skirmish i can hear ur shrill
31:00 <Skirmish> shrill what? 
31:00 <slinky_J> it'z okay dude
31:00 <slinky_J> don't
31:00 <slinky_J> fkn kuniva?
32:00 <Serenity> joeley
32:00 <Skirmish> If you're going to expand your vocabulary then at least use the word as it should be. 
32:00 <slinky_J> [22:01] <slinky_J> it'z okay dude
32:00 <slinky_J> [22:01] <slinky_J> don't
32:00 <slinky_J> [22:01] <slinky_J> fkn kuniva?
32:00 <slinky_J> [22:02] <slinky_J> do better
32:00 <slinky_J> [22:02] <slinky_J> all you fucking do
32:00 <slinky_J> [22:02] <slinky_J> is chill in this channel
32:00 <slinky_J> [22:02] <slinky_J> and diss b1
32:00 <slinky_J> [22:02] <slinky_J> every day all day bro
33:00 <slinky_J> SUCK MY DICK
33:00 <simba> yeah we saw it 
33:00 <Serenity> woah you're lucky the flood control didnt boot you lol
33:00 <slinky_J> just sayin
33:00 <simba> that is a fair point from josh tbh
33:00 <slinky_J> lolz
33:00 <simba> i cant believe im saying it
33:00 <slinky_J> ty
33:00 <Serenity> yeee
33:00 <slinky_J> fanx
33:00 <simba> i cant believe reads that often to know that
33:00 <slinky_J> sometimes
33:00 <slinky_J> girl like me
33:00 <simba> i thought he just kept his head down and bashed the keyboard
33:00 <slinky_J> with the pimples
33:00 <slinky_J> and teh dayum gotta punish teh K
36:00 <Picard> someone is off his meds?
37:00 <simba> is that a question?
37:00 <Picard> id say so with he ????? at the end
37:00 <Skirmish> It's not really in question though is it? 
38:00 <simba> exactly
38:00 <Skirmish> He's obviously completely out of his mind.
38:00 <Picard> y isnt it?
38:00 <simba> because you dropped out of high school early thats y
38:00 <Picard> no
38:00 <Picard> there could be many reasons for a joshua rant.
38:00 <Skirmish> Year 12 is an important year.  You miss out if you didn't finish it. 
38:00 <Skirmish> evening The_Baron. 
39:00 <Picard> yes, lots of sex
39:00 <The_Baron> evening
39:00 <Serenity> i didnt finish year 12 at my high school
39:00 <Skirmish> The_Baron: I've got some developments at work ... would you like to discuss them with me? ;) 
39:00 <Serenity> i feel i missed out on heaps
39:00 <Picard> oh my
39:00 <The_Baron> I'll pass thanks
39:00 <The_Baron> :P
39:00 <Picard> joshua is on a rant in pm
39:00 <slinky_J> don't pm me dude
39:00 <Picard> the phone will ring soon
39:00 <slinky_J> ring it
40:00 <Skirmish> Snorting the bath salts again slinky_J. 
40:00 <slinky_J> seems every body does.
40:00 <Picard> lol
40:00 <Picard> every two or so weeks
40:00 <Picard> its time
40:00 <Skirmish> Serenity: It's a huge social event ... well for me it was because I wasn't mature enough to take the study side of it seriously.
40:00 <slinky_J> hahahahaha skirmie
40:00 <slinky_J> and ur init?
40:00 <doctor> http://i.4cdn.org/b/1409227047646.webm
40:00 <slinky_J> I'd be your companion Skirmish
41:00 <Serenity> yeah tahts what i missed out on Skirmish all the kids that did year 12 at high school have these awesome friend ships now that i missed out on by doing it at tafe
41:00 <Skirmish> I only still speak to 2 of my friends from year 12. 
41:00 <slinky_J> Sezz
41:00 <slinky_J> im tryina end the nite with me
41:00 <slinky_J> stabs u
41:00 <slinky_J> u stabz me
41:00 <Picard> fuck id hate to have friendships with people i went to school with
41:00 <slinky_J> and stabz teh air!
42:00 <Serenity> wwhy picard
42:00 <slinky_J> I'ma watchen scream btw
42:00 <slinky_J> :P
42:00 <Serenity> haha nice
42:00 <Skirmish> Picard: Life long friendships.  I would do anything for these guys and their families. 
42:00 <Picard> i went to a catholic school, most are fucktards some are in jail, some are dead
42:00 <slinky_J> getten them wallets
42:00 <Skirmish> I am not sure if any of us are dead yet.  20 year reunion next year.  Have to find out. 
42:00 <slinky_J> Picards face all over the greeting card
43:00 <Serenity> our high school was the most 'upper class' high school that wasnt a private school in our town
43:00 <slinky_J> Getting your ass
43:00 <Serenity> met some great people there
43:00 <slinky_J> dont fucking pm me man
43:00 <The_Baron> yeah I wouldn't want to know the people I did back in highschool
43:00 <Picard> we had a 20year reunion a while back, i was in melbourne so didnt go
43:00 <slinky_J> 32
43:00 <Serenity> our 10 year was last year
44:00 <Serenity> i didnt go =/
44:00 <Picard> i still see a few of them, but we are not close friends
46:00 <Picard> does american pie ever get old
46:00 <Picard> red foo lollllllllllllllllllll
46:00 <TheRiddler> stfu
46:00 <Picard> pity they didnt slit his throat
46:00 <TheRiddler> how does he deserve it?
47:00 <Picard> wat
47:00 <simba> pie does get old if u leave it out for a while
47:00 <Picard> lol
48:00 <TheRiddler> picard is jell of redfoo
48:00 <Picard> touch the rainbow!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111
48:00 <tooheys> he deserves it coz hes a fuckwit
49:00 <The_Baron> that's a bit much
49:00 <Picard> yes i agree
49:00 <The_Baron> his music is shit
49:00 <Picard> he is a cockhead
49:00 <xm> AIDS will kill him first
49:00 <The_Baron> but really, a bottle throw at him
49:00 <The_Baron> thrown*
49:00 <xm> really?
49:00 <xm> was it a molotov
49:00 <xm> that could singe the fro
49:00 <simba> what the fuck are you all talking about
50:00 <The_Baron> the material of his clothes look highly flamable though
50:00 <The_Baron> ouch
50:00 <xm> he would melt like a ventriloquist doll
50:00 <tooheys> xm i am listening to gatecrasher classics
51:00 <tooheys> great to hear all these tracks again
51:00 <xm> listening to this now --> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CwOqJfrwy9c
51:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Lange - Crossroads (Alex Larichev Remix) (Jun 17, 2014) 6:04 - Category: Music - 98 views - 1 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
51:00 <tooheys> im listening to lustral - everytime
52:00 <Serenity> https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=778411388892256
52:00 <xm> listening now
52:00 <xm> not sure how it's going to turn out
52:00 <xm> the start is instrumental
52:00 <xm> ahhh
53:00 <Bastardly_One> The_Baron
53:00 <xm> ahh this track
53:00 <Bastardly_One> did you get my challenge?
53:00 <tooheys> i thought youd know it
53:00 <xm> im just not good with remembering a lot of titles/artists
53:00 <The_Baron> yo b1
53:00 <The_Baron> what challenge?
54:00 <Bastardly_One> did you get my challenge on FB?
54:00 <tooheys> sometimes i forget them and it takes me weeks of going through hundreds of mp3s to try and find what i want to hear
54:00 <The_Baron> what challenge?
54:00 <Bastardly_One> the ice bong challenge
54:00 <Bastardly_One> on your wall
54:00 <Bastardly_One> fork found that
54:00 <Bastardly_One> fork? bradd_pitts ... faux
55:00 <The_Baron> oh yeah that
55:00 <Bastardly_One> oh yeah ... weak
55:00 <Bastardly_One> do it
55:00 <xm> The_Baron, take revenge and send a farmville request
55:00 <Bastardly_One> tell him why though xm
55:00 <The_Baron> how about this....I do a ice bucket bong challenge?
55:00 <Bastardly_One> or it's not funny 
56:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah, listening
56:00 <sellmysoulfordickydimes> wappp
56:00 <sellmysoulfordickydimes> hahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaw
56:00 <Bastardly_One> I'll say no but go on
56:00 <The_Baron> so yeah, big bucket of water and ice, gravit bong setup, smash it down and tip the water over
56:00 <Bastardly_One> come on ... he did it with almost a brand new pipe
57:00 <The_Baron> one upmanship 
57:00 <Bastardly_One> xm and I await that then
57:00 <Bastardly_One> a cheap way would be a dirty pipe ... so
57:00 <xm> im still waiting for someone to use dry ice from an esky
57:00 <Bastardly_One> challenge accepted?
58:00 <The_Baron> yep
58:00 <Bastardly_One> sweet
58:00 <Bastardly_One> we await the result and then post it to the original poster too
58:00 <Bastardly_One> say thank you bradd_pitts
58:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah to think faux found something good annoys me too 
58:00 <Bastardly_One> :D
59:00 <sellmysoulfordickydimes> woah
59:00 <sellmysoulfordickydimes> chuff chuff
59:00 <The_Baron> ice bucket bong challenge. I like the sound of that
59:00 <sellmysoulfordickydimes> i waited Bastardly_One
59:00 <Bastardly_One> there ya go man 
59:00 <sellmysoulfordickydimes> :P
59:00 <Bastardly_One> even easier
00:00 <sellmysoulfordickydimes> i waiteds
00:00 <Bastardly_One> shoosh
00:00 <Bastardly_One> I thought The_Baron was backing out of a challenge I gave him that faux found
00:00 <Bastardly_One> he can post it so you can see if you want
00:00 <sellmysoulfordickydimes> dude
00:00 <Bastardly_One> but I thought it was up his alley
00:00 <sellmysoulfordickydimes> y u
00:00 <sellmysoulfordickydimes> doin what
00:00 <sellmysoulfordickydimes> we talked about dude
00:00 <Picard> this fucking woman doing washing at night again......
00:00 <sellmysoulfordickydimes> dont snitch in the moment.
01:00 <sellmysoulfordickydimes> uno
01:00 <sellmysoulfordickydimes> be a big guy need a teddy bear, need a cry
01:00 <sellmysoulfordickydimes> little baby
01:00 <The_Baron> I know uno, you know uno?
01:00 <sellmysoulfordickydimes> mama gonna whore tonite
01:00 <xm> when The_Baron was faced with the handbra challenge he was more than happy to oblige. there was an entire gallery of it with orgasmic facial expressions
01:00 <sellmysoulfordickydimes> EMINEM!
01:00 <sellmysoulfordickydimes> werd/
01:00 <xm> are you up to the challenge??
01:00 <sellmysoulfordickydimes> COZ U BOYS ARE SO LOW CUT
01:00 <The_Baron> I'm always up for a challenge
01:00 <sellmysoulfordickydimes> act like mama left no nipplz
01:00 <sellmysoulfordickydimes> brb
01:00 <The_Baron> well that's a lie, but yeah why the fuck not!
01:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... I thought you were backing out when you said oh that
01:00 <xm> ok write a progressive house/track every week for a month
01:00 <Bastardly_One> but good man 
02:00 <Bastardly_One> I thought you'd find it fun
02:00 <simba> advocating the ice bucket challenge tsk i expected better from u
02:00 <Bastardly_One> seen it simba?
02:00 <Bastardly_One> it's fun
02:00 <The_Baron> xm, that would send me co co for koo koo puffs!
02:00 <simba> i thought ur finger was on the pulse man
02:00 <Bastardly_One> the way he goes about it is almost unexpected
03:00 <Bastardly_One> simba, if one of them smurf to death or something look at it this way
03:00 <Bastardly_One> two less stoners in the world
03:00 <Bastardly_One> more go
03:00 <Bastardly_One> more for us
03:00 <Bastardly_One> eventually
03:00 <Bastardly_One> of course within reason
03:00 <Bastardly_One> the way that guy goes about it is smart arse fun
04:00 <sellmysoulfordickydimes> hahahaaha
04:00 <sellmysoulfordickydimes> i want to be so old
04:00 <sellmysoulfordickydimes> as b1
04:00 <sellmysoulfordickydimes> im a snooz genius
04:00 <sellmysoulfordickydimes> of ANYTHING!
04:00 <sellmysoulfordickydimes> like my fucking grandpa
05:00 <sellmysoulfordickydimes> wiki wiki wiki u snooze thru this nigga u loze!
05:00 <xm> b1 hex -> 177 dec
05:00 <sellmysoulfordickydimes> fuckin lizard shit
06:00 <Picard> wowsers
07:00 <tooheys> $B1 -> 177 -> 10110001
08:00 <BlackDevil> Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt were married in France on Saturday
09:00 <Picard> who cares?
09:00 <sellmysoulfordickydimes> oh man
09:00 <simba> didnt you just bring up some pop star getting glassed Picard?
10:00 <sellmysoulfordickydimes> dont u hate when the cops r here
10:00 <Picard> who cares?
10:00 <simba> hypocritical much
10:00 <sellmysoulfordickydimes> and ur typin it
10:00 <sellmysoulfordickydimes> and they r here
10:00 <simba> like a big fat gossip queen
10:00 <sellmysoulfordickydimes> sn ort teh ballz
10:00 <sellmysoulfordickydimes> i said im a fat faggot
10:00 <Picard> gossip? its a fact it happened. dont you watch the news?
11:00 <simba> did you just liken news to a pop star getting glassed
11:00 <sellmysoulfordickydimes> simba
11:00 <sellmysoulfordickydimes> did u just liken you to something?]
11:00 <sellmysoulfordickydimes> srsly
11:00 <sellmysoulfordickydimes> you fucking loser
11:00 <Picard> i dont make the news, the tv channels do it
11:00 <Skirmish> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N_JyPvVfVJs     <------------ Guess which IRC characters would be like this IRL.
11:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Train Station (Feb 14, 2014) 2:33 - Category: Gaming - 169,786 - 705 likes (92.2%), 60 dislikes (7.8%)
12:00 <sellmysoulfordickydimes> ilu <3
12:00 <bradd_pitts> hi
12:00 <bradd_pitts> do ya balls hang low
12:00 <sellmysoulfordickydimes> least most ppl have friends, Skirmish has irc walls to lick.
13:00 <Skirmish> ... rightio. 
14:00 <bradd_pitts> luv me a gud wall
14:00 <Picard> Skirmish is my friend
14:00 <sellmysoulfordickydimes> aw bro
14:00 <Picard> good bloke
14:00 <sellmysoulfordickydimes> nothin to say dis tiemz
14:00 <sellmysoulfordickydimes> poofter
15:00 <Picard> lol
15:00 <sellmysoulfordickydimes> lolz
15:00 <sellmysoulfordickydimes> that fag
15:00 <sellmysoulfordickydimes> he feeds offa ppl supportin his bs
15:00 <Skirmish> Who is this dicky whacker?
15:00 <sellmysoulfordickydimes> you
16:00 <sellmysoulfordickydimes> asshole what?
16:00 <simba> pleae calm down
16:00 <sellmysoulfordickydimes> Every day you give b1 shit
16:00 <sellmysoulfordickydimes> its not hard
16:00 <sellmysoulfordickydimes> to see
16:00 <simba> no need to look for fights
16:00 <sellmysoulfordickydimes> you want to be him
16:00 <sellmysoulfordickydimes> or ur just as sad
16:00 <sellmysoulfordickydimes> want to suck the balls.
16:00 <sellmysoulfordickydimes> you and b1 should form a club
17:00 <Skirmish> Well since you're such a great supporter of B1, maybe you and he could form the club? 
17:00 <sellmysoulfordickydimes> OI
17:00 <sellmysoulfordickydimes> shh
17:00 <Skirmish> B1 has had it explained to him, having someone that's experiencing a psychotic break stick up for him isn't going to help. 
17:00 <sellmysoulfordickydimes> shhhhhhhh cunt
18:00 <sellmysoulfordickydimes> not yet
18:00 <sellmysoulfordickydimes> ffs listen you fat slag.
18:00 <Skirmish> I'm not a female ... you're not going to bash me.  Calm down ok? 
19:00 <sellmysoulfordickydimes> oi
19:00 <sellmysoulfordickydimes> shit head
19:00 <sellmysoulfordickydimes> not talking to you right now
19:00 <sellmysoulfordickydimes> fuck off.
20:00 <bradd_pitts> fak orf
20:00 <Skirmish> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PvSpZuVjCTk    <------- #cats quality girls. 
20:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: LETS GET FUCKING DRUNK (May 17, 2013) 0 - Category: Science & Technology - 129,755 - 494 likes (77.6%), 143 dislikes (22.4%)
28:00 <simba> Trent3
30:00 <TheRiddler> goodnight
30:00 <sellmysoulfordickydimes> nite hon
32:00 <Picard> night
40:00 <simba> RC Lens
52:00 <simba> loloololol
52:00 <beehhh> simba your the dumbest ircer i've ever met better than anyone else simply the best
54:00 <sellmysoulfordickydimes> NO
54:00 <sellmysoulfordickydimes> you are.
54:00 <beehhh> norel & I had a good 69 just before im so happy dont know bout her tho shes sleepin by now
56:00 <simba> lol
56:00 <simba> we've never met, mirza
56:00 <beehhh> village idiot in WA
56:00 <simba> i wasnt the hooker you lost your virginity to in 95
56:00 <simba> in st kilda
56:00 <simba> sorry
57:00 <beehhh> i cummed twice in norell's throat
57:00 <simba> nobody gives a FUCK
57:00 <beehhh> would you trumble...simba
58:00 <Maurice> Gross
58:00 <beehhh> i had to blew her longer
59:00 <Quinn> Much gross. 
59:00 <simba> this is not a gay sex blog
59:00 <Quinn> So charming. 
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