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00:00 <beehhh> perth to darwin is like german to england
00:00 <Kynetic> lol
01:00 <simba> lol
02:00 <Loof> my chair to the fridge seems like german to england
02:00 <matrix> True i guess.  language is similar but different enough to not understand it
03:00 <Kynetic> fuck darwin
03:00 <Kynetic> too hot
03:00 <beehhh> winter deluge in perth currently
03:00 <matrix> It's not too bad at this time of year Kyle tic
03:00 <beehhh> hot is good croc meting seasons
04:00 <matrix> grr so have to turn off auto correct lol
04:00 <beehhh> i'd certianly not stay in melb when i get back
05:00 <matrix> We wouldn't want you to either
05:00 <matrix> making stupid comments like that
05:00 <beehhh> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pentobarbital
06:00 <Kynetic> matrix this time of year sure
06:00 <matrix> summer kind of sucks though
06:00 <ShadowLurker> cocks
06:00 <matrix> But summer in Melbourne kind of sucks too some days
07:00 <Bastardly_One> kind of? totall sucks
07:00 <Bastardly_One> *totally
07:00 <Loof> in socks
07:00 <Bastardly_One> and in Darwin there seems to be a naked sunbathing craze going on at present
07:00 <matrix> That can't be a good sight .....
08:00 <Kynetic> theres only two seasons in darwin
08:00 <Kynetic> hot
08:00 <Kynetic> and wet.
08:00 <ShadowLurker> and sezz is both
08:00 <matrix> Kynetic the hot season is the wet season
08:00 <beehhh> in NT you could get a house on pension other states might be still a homeless
08:00 <matrix> The cooler months are dry
08:00 <Kynetic> by 'cooler' you mean it only gets up to 20 or so degrees
08:00 <Kynetic> :P
08:00 <beehhh> especially ayers rock is sweert
08:00 <matrix> 25 or so yeah
09:00 <beehhh> hawt is good you just orgasm a lot
09:00 <Kynetic> that was the funny part of living in cairns.. cunts getting around in jumpers n shit when the weather dips below 20
09:00 <matrix> Beehhh  have you ever been here????
09:00 <matrix> seriously
09:00 <Loof> many abos?
09:00 <beehhh> which state matrix
10:00 <beehhh> im brown abos wont fight with me
10:00 <ATS63> matrix: I've been to the petrol station. I was told thats the place to be
10:00 <matrix> Loof they are the native ppl.  tend to see them around
10:00 <beehhh> i'd buy them a beer or so
10:00 <matrix> The natives don't freaking fight
10:00 <matrix> Wtf drugs are you on
10:00 <Loof> abos hate all asians which is ironic as they originally come from asia
10:00 <beehhh> from indonasia
10:00 <Loof> india looks more like it
10:00 <matrix> The small groups that drink do just that
11:00 <Kynetic> the full blood ones dont
11:00 <beehhh> well whites are from England and germany
11:00 <ATS63> Asians aren't white
11:00 <matrix> pure blood aboriginals will not hurt you at all.   
11:00 <Loof> and scandinavia beehhh
11:00 <beehhh> abos are cool folks they love raps
11:00 <Kynetic> in cairns theres a park in the centre of town that has signs up for 'no fighting'
11:00 <Serenity> [10:08pm] <ShadowLurker> and sezz is both
11:00 <Serenity> excuse me
11:00 <Serenity> thats disgusting im offended
11:00 <matrix> They won't be cool if you insult them calling them Abos
12:00 <Kynetic> but in cairns its full of half casts
12:00 <ShadowLurker> no youre not
12:00 <beehhh> hermaprodite
12:00 <ShadowLurker> youre hot n wet
12:00 <Kynetic> call em Murri's
12:00 <Kynetic> i have a murri cousin
12:00 <Kynetic> (adopted)
12:00 <Serenity> what is a murri
12:00 <beehhh> cairns is good people but the weather is sucked
12:00 <ATS63> Isn't it kouri?
12:00 <Kynetic> aboriginal
12:00 <beehhh> darwin has nothing severe 
12:00 <matrix> They are different tribes
12:00 <Serenity> oh right
12:00 <Serenity> its different in different states
12:00 <matrix> Each one has its own name
13:00 <Kynetic> yea i guess my cousin is from the murri tribe then
13:00 <Kynetic> i dont profess to be an expert on it :P
13:00 <matrix> different area to area
13:00 <Loof> my sisters abo sisters dad's name is murray lol
13:00 <matrix> All good
13:00 <matrix> I don't think many of them know now either
13:00 <ATS63> Patriot abos. They believed in victoria before white folk
13:00 <beehhh> sometimes late at nite....
13:00 <Loof> i touch myself
14:00 <matrix> Wtf Loof????
14:00 <Loof> how's norell?
14:00 <Serenity> hot
14:00 <beehhh> smoko everyone
14:00 <Loof> not as hot as your nipple
14:00 <beehhh> norell is good we had dinner together at a chinese restaurant the owner lady was falttered by gay couple
14:00 <Loof> no pancake nipples there, nice and tidy
14:00 <ShadowLurker> what country you from
14:00 <ShadowLurker> what
14:00 <matrix> Ok this is too fucking weird for me tonight
15:00 <ShadowLurker> what aint no country i ever heard of
15:00 <ATS63> matrix: we can chat about it
15:00 <ShadowLurker> do they speak english in what
15:00 <ATS63> :(
15:00 <ShadowLurker> what
15:00 <beehhh> norell is a good girl she refused to sell her body even she had no money to eat
15:00 <ShadowLurker> english motherfucker do you speak it
15:00 <ATS63> I speak nigga yo
15:00 <Bastardly_One> what?
15:00 <Bastardly_One> oh 
15:00 <beehhh> i was being neutral to see how far she goes
15:00 <Bastardly_One> you said that bit 
16:00 <Loof> you seem to eat out every night beehhh
16:00 <ShadowLurker> keep up
16:00 <Bastardly_One> ffs, not paying attention sucks
16:00 <Loof> doesn't it cost a fortune?
16:00 <beehhh> try not to soon we will cook together again
16:00 <Serenity> wouldnt you eat out too? with no electricity and crickets to eat at home
16:00 <ATS63> Jerbs. They pay for things
16:00 <beehhh> Loof your smarter than i thought
16:00 <Loof> lol
16:00 <beehhh> brb smoko
16:00 <Bastardly_One> lol Serenity
17:00 <Bastardly_One> harsh but most likely true
17:00 <Loof> mmm smoke sounds good
17:00 <beehhh> Loof can see me on the otherside without the skype
17:00 <Loof> i hate my voice man
17:00 <Loof> i dont skype
17:00 <Loof> it sounds dopey
17:00 <beehhh> smoke makes me horny 
17:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I shouldn't voice skype
17:00 <ATS63> I wish I could sleep. I think I'm going loopy from all the insomnia. Has anybody noticed a change in me?
17:00 <simba> add me on skype neway Loof
18:00 <Bastardly_One> o/s either love it and make me say shit cute or aussies mock it
18:00 <beehhh> yeah simba add Loof
18:00 <simba> beehhh, in the immortal words of no doubt... dont speak
18:00 <simba> Dont Tell Me Cos It Hurts
19:00 <beehhh> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HOmH-GQ4fJM
19:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Dell Inspiron 7000 17R refurbished unboxing. (Jan 5, 2014) 9:01 - Category: Science & Technology - 12,195 - 11 likes (55%), 9 dislikes (45%)
19:00 <beehhh> Loof get that
19:00 <simba> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TR3Vdo5etCQ
19:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck I talk to some idiots ... why am I having a wrestling arugment on twitter?
19:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: No Doubt - Don't Speak (Oct 7, 2009) 5:03 - Category: Music - 78,882,134 - 304,301 likes (98.4%), 4,865 dislikes (1.6%)
21:00 <ATS63> Bastardly_One: why aren't you telling nikki webster to get fake tits on twitter?
22:00 <ATS63> She needs 'em
22:00 <Bastardly_One> I'll get onto that
22:00 <Bastardly_One> not
22:00 <Q{> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EF1V8HFfpTE&list=TLJG_avZjPcVPBax-7MpQBiGLf05v_8_H_
22:00 <Q{> no speak
22:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: On thin ice 4 (Feb 8, 2012) 2:24 - Category: Entertainment - 3,852,886 -
23:00 <ATS63> oh haaha hehe
23:00 <ATS63> not jokes are hilarious
23:00 <beehhh> http://www.dell.com/us/p/inspiron-17-7737/pd?oc=fncwj1904b&model_id=inspiron-17-7737
25:00 <Bastardly_One> for you truth seeker and free speech and piracy types ... http://www.pozible.com/project/185899
25:00 <ATS63> How much did you donate?
26:00 <Bastardly_One> enough
26:00 <ATS63> $0 < enough?
26:00 <Bastardly_One> a tenner atm
27:00 <ATS63> Anonymously?
27:00 <Bastardly_One> because I'm no idea of my bank balance off the top of my head in relation to this month's bills yet
27:00 <Bastardly_One> nup
28:00 <BlackDevil> i just wait the for checks to bounce to tell me I have no money
28:00 <Kynetic> who still uses cheques these days?
28:00 <BlackDevil>  do
28:00 <ATS63> Old people
28:00 <BlackDevil> i do
28:00 <Kynetic> do you take them as payment or do you actually write them out and use them to pay people?
29:00 <BlackDevil> payments
29:00 <beehhh> brb smoko n tea
29:00 <Kynetic> what gets me about cheques is they go through the same system as direct debits, at least in australia, so the bank where the cheque is deposited gets the funds that night, yet they still make you wait 3 working days to 'clear' it
29:00 <BlackDevil> make tbe billers mad
30:00 <ATS63> The bank also has a legal requirement to retain the paper cheque for 7 years :)
30:00 <Kynetic> all paper transactions are
30:00 <Kynetic> though they get shipped off to archive pretty much straight away
30:00 <tooheys> sticks and stones may break my bones but chains and whips excite meeeeee
31:00 <ATS63> True but many transactions are moving away from paper
31:00 <ATS63> Property conveyancing will soon be completely digital
31:00 <ATS63> ie. land titles etc.
31:00 <Kynetic> once a cheque is cleared though here in aus you cant stop it.. iirc in the US you can cancel a cheque for some time after its been paid out and reclaim the funds
31:00 <ATS63> VISA will do charge-backs
32:00 <Kynetic> within a 60 day timeframe
32:00 <ATS63> for a fee
32:00 <Kynetic> and if you actually have received what you paid for
32:00 <Kynetic> you're committing fraud
32:00 <Kynetic> :P
32:00 <ATS63> Well similar laws apply for cheques too
32:00 <ATS63> Intentionally completing a check in an errornous way so it cannot be cashed, is fraud
32:00 <Kynetic> oh of course
33:00 <bradd_pitts> Bastardly_One
33:00 <Kynetic> but once its been deposited and the funds cleared you cannot cancel the cheque or try and retrieve the funds in any wya.
33:00 <Bastardly_One> that's me 
33:00 <Bastardly_One> what?
33:00 <Kynetic> unless of course its a dodgy cheque
34:00 <bradd_pitts> whats your twitter
35:00 <Bastardly_One> why?
35:00 <Kynetic> but yeah both cheques and direct debits go through BECS (Bulk Electronic Clearance System) in Australia.. which is why its stupid that cheques take 3 days to clear.
35:00 <bradd_pitts> because i want to pick my nose
35:00 <bradd_pitts> why else
35:00 <bradd_pitts> i want to see
35:00 <Bastardly_One> something else to give you to troll with? I'll be right thanks
35:00 <Kynetic> do you live under a bridge bradd_pitts?
35:00 <bradd_pitts> sure
35:00 <British^Meat> which one is bradd_pitts??
35:00 <Loof> faux
35:00 <bradd_pitts> its faux u fucks
36:00 <bradd_pitts> Bastardly_One is going to make me search for it myself
36:00 <Kynetic> true
36:00 <Kynetic> what a .. bastard?
36:00 <bradd_pitts> ikr
36:00 <bradd_pitts> :'(
36:00 <Loof> ravenwolf probably
36:00 <BlackDevil> who would sleep with fawks?
36:00 <beehhh> mm japanese green tea
36:00 <ATS63> Kynetic: well the bank can run an insurance system against that... like cba do... for overnight clearance of cheques
36:00 <Kynetic> i would!
36:00 <bradd_pitts> lol loof
36:00 <Kynetic> faux is hot :)
36:00 <bradd_pitts> grosss
37:00 <bradd_pitts> faux thought she was a person but really shes a fridge magnet
37:00 <Kynetic> what gets me is most banks will allow you to request a 'special clearance' of a cheque.. for around $20-50 (depending on the bank)
37:00 <ATS63> aka insurance
38:00 <Kynetic> where all they basically do is take the cheque to a branch of the bank its drawn from and request to know if the funds are clear and available to be drawn upon
38:00 <tooheys> $50? fuck that
38:00 <tooheys> what a rip mate
38:00 <BlackDevil> 5 Seconds of Summer's bass player now has a viral penis -- which is not as bad as it sounds -- but yes ... his junk's being passed around the Internet after he flashed it on Snapchat.
38:00 <ATS63> Who?
38:00 <Kynetic> 5 seconds of summer
38:00 <BlackDevil> no idea
39:00 <Kynetic> theyre some indie band im guessing.
39:00 <beehhh> crazy cow
39:00 <British^Meat> lol
39:00 <British^Meat> indie
39:00 <British^Meat> FUCK
39:00 <British^Meat> OFF
39:00 <British^Meat> i hear thier shitty song every fucking night
39:00 <British^Meat> it SUXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
39:00 <British^Meat> trust me, u know it
39:00 <Kynetic> i dont listen to teh radio unless im in the car
39:00 <Kynetic> heh
39:00 <ATS63> "after posting a series of cover versions of popular songs onto YouTube, then rose to international fame when One Direction invited them on their Take Me Home Tour."
39:00 <ATS63> riiiight
39:00 <BlackDevil> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X2BYmmTI04I
40:00 <Kynetic> i know the name of the band.. i would have no fucking idea what they sing
40:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: 5 Seconds Of Summer - She Looks So Perfect (Feb 24, 2014) 3:39 - Category: Music - 70,897,001 - 681,862 likes (96.8%), 22,847 dislikes (3.2%)
40:00 <ATS63> Why do I care again?
40:00 <Maurice> I like that song
40:00 <tooheys> theyre famous for being little fags not for being good musicians (oh wait... they dont even play instruments)
40:00 <tooheys> talentless little pricks
40:00 <BlackDevil> they are australian
40:00 <BlackDevil> LOL
41:00 <British^Meat> along with that ca sera (sp) song, they can all die in a fire
41:00 <BlackDevil> 5 Seconds of Summer (also known as 5SOS) are an Australian pop punk/pop rock band. Formed in Sydney in 2011,
41:00 <ATS63> Tony Abbott is australian. Are you saying I should like him?
41:00 <Kynetic> never heard it
41:00 <BlackDevil> 2011
41:00 <BlackDevil> 3 years
41:00 <BlackDevil> boom famous
41:00 <BlackDevil> they are fake
41:00 <Maurice> They also sing that Amnesia song thats on the radio atm
41:00 <Kynetic> they look like that stupid american boy band thing
41:00 <Kynetic> that all the teenage girls love atm
41:00 <Kynetic> one direction?
41:00 <BlackDevil> yea probably
41:00 <BlackDevil> one direction are birtish
42:00 <ATS63> one direction are teenage girls?
42:00 <BlackDevil> i think
42:00 <Kynetic> ATS63 yes. 
42:00 <BlackDevil> One Direction (commonly initialised as 1D) are an English-Irish pop boy band
42:00 <tooheys> one erection
42:00 <Kynetic> well there you go
42:00 <Kynetic> i just learned more than i ever wanted to know about one direction.
42:00 <Maurice> Kynetic is sounding really old about now
42:00 <Bastardly_One> what do you call 5 gay guys all walking the same way? One Direction
43:00 <ATS63> Weird. Irish. I thought Irish made real men
43:00 <Kynetic> personally i rkn id sound older if i knew more about them
43:00 <bradd_pitts> yay found it. who needs b1
43:00 <Kynetic> cos then it'd be obvious i had teenage daughter/s
43:00 <Bastardly_One> I don't think you did 
43:00 <Bastardly_One> what twitter account?
43:00 <tooheys> if i had daughters they would be banned from listening to those poofters
43:00 <bradd_pitts> both
43:00 <Bastardly_One> which both?
43:00 <Kynetic> heh
43:00 <British^Meat> we just have Mix FM on at work, and honestly, it makes me fucking angry
43:00 <tooheys> one direction & bieber would NOT be allowed in my house
43:00 <bradd_pitts> i wont say in here
43:00 <Bastardly_One> name the names of them
43:00 <Kynetic> tooheys which would make them want to listen to them more
43:00 <Kynetic> :P
43:00 <bradd_pitts> cos youll cry
43:00 <BlackDevil> who would have sex with you tooheys ?
43:00 <Bastardly_One> tell me in pm
43:00 <Kynetic> instead you should force them to listen to it
43:00 <Kynetic> then theyll fucking hate it.
44:00 <Bastardly_One> I bet you haven't
44:00 <Loof> he's always crying tell us it
44:00 <British^Meat> tooheys is excited for 2moro
44:00 <British^Meat> u all up to date ?
44:00 <tooheys> British^Meat i installed the mk update but i tried to go into the shop to install the mercedes and it said it couldnt connect to the internet
44:00 <British^Meat> oh, gay
44:00 <tooheys> which was rubbish because the browser worked
44:00 <Bastardly_One> jesus christ ... get a new hobby but good stalking
44:00 <simba> mercedes in mario kart? lol that owns
44:00 <BlackDevil> i had a show on last night
44:00 <simba> i saw link is going to be in it
45:00 <ATS63> https://petitions.whitehouse.gov/petition/deport-justin-bieber-and-revoke-his-green-card/ST1yqHJL
45:00 <BlackDevil> didnt record
45:00 <tooheys> simba, yeah, nintendo did a deal with mercedes
45:00 <BlackDevil> like WTF
45:00 <ATS63> The response on that sux :(
45:00 <British^Meat> Yer simba :) silver arrow and some fwd thing
45:00 <tooheys> i think u have to pay for link
45:00 <tooheys> fuck that
45:00 <British^Meat> Its ok tooheys, you'll just have to check mine out, THE BACK OF IT ANYWAYS HAHAHAH
45:00 <tooheys> lol ive beaten u my fair share of times mate
45:00 <British^Meat> dude
45:00 <British^Meat> its 10 - 10
45:00 <tooheys> really? haha
45:00 <British^Meat> yup, i checked :)
46:00 <tooheys> i didnt know u could find that out
46:00 <British^Meat> when u go to join a mate, it'll show u the scores
46:00 <tooheys> i will try to install the mercedes again tomorrow my wiimote is flat atm
46:00 <tooheys> i refuse to play the game with the pad
46:00 <Serenity> DONT LET THEM MAKE UP YOUR MIIIND
46:00 <Loof> surpise surprise wiimote is flat
47:00 <British^Meat> really? u go motion control?
47:00 <tooheys> Loof, the batteries do actually last for quite a long time
47:00 <tooheys> British^Meat, nah no way... i use the nunchuk
47:00 <Loof> 4 hours i read
47:00 <British^Meat> oops
47:00 <British^Meat> ah ok
47:00 <simba> i found that the batteries wore out in the wii remote if you just left them for a period of time, so i take the batteries out when theyre not being used
47:00 <British^Meat> i just use the pad, and really only the pad, the tv is on for background noise
47:00 <tooheys> Loof, the gamepad lasts about 4 hours, the wiimote lasts for like 30
47:00 <British^Meat> yer same simbs
47:00 <Loof> ah
48:00 <simba> bit gay 
48:00 <tooheys> fuck playing with the pad... the screens too small
48:00 <British^Meat> u only have to touch the wiimote and it sucks the battery
48:00 <simba> if u have the vibration/sounds on it drains hell quick 2
48:00 <tooheys> surely it wouldnt use any power if the machine wasnt on
48:00 <British^Meat> i have a TV right above my head, its just easier to surf and MK8 on the pad
48:00 <British^Meat> it trys to connect whenever u move it
49:00 <British^Meat> try it, if its flashing, its sucking
49:00 <British^Meat> did on the orig wii anyway
49:00 <ATS63> British^Meat: nickel-zinc... look it up
49:00 <British^Meat> do i have to?
49:00 <Bastardly_One> don't you have rechargeables?
49:00 <Bastardly_One> I did for the Wii
49:00 <ATS63> No but you'd probably enjoy the benefits
50:00 <Bastardly_One> I've lost touch with Nintendo now days
50:00 <British^Meat> i dont use my wii-mote
50:00 <British^Meat> ye needs to direct nickel back at tooheys
50:00 <simba> i wish brawl online was good
50:00 <tooheys> wiimote FTW
50:00 <British^Meat> my wiimotes are sat in a bag at the back of my shed
50:00 <tooheys> i am too scared to break the gamepad when i use it
51:00 <tooheys> u can treat the nunchuk like shit coz it costs next to nothing
51:00 <simba> wii remote what an invention
52:00 <British^Meat> simba i was so amazed when i first tried it
52:00 <tooheys> unusual controller, but brilliant. basically revolutionised console gaming
52:00 <British^Meat> i turned it and the cursor turned, its like *MIND GONE*
52:00 <simba> me 2
53:00 <simba> i remmeber where/when i first played wii sports and used it
53:00 <British^Meat> id get confused and pick up my tv remote trying the same thing
53:00 <simba> it was like NINTENDO UR ALL GROWN UP
53:00 <British^Meat> it was weird, took a while to adjust
53:00 <British^Meat> any wii accidents?
53:00 <Loof> i'm not into motion stuff
53:00 <Loof> unless you count a gun
53:00 <simba> people have sent the remote flying but no breaks
53:00 <British^Meat> house of the dead 2 and ghost squad
54:00 <tooheys> the gun on the wii sucks, most inaccurate POS ever
54:00 <Serenity> HAHAHEHHAEAHAHEAHAHUAH
54:00 <British^Meat> same, no breaks, but some close calls
54:00 <tooheys> point at the bottom of the tv to shoot in the middle of the screen... uhh, ok
54:00 <Bastardly_One> I've hurt MYSELF but never a controller
54:00 <Bastardly_One> with the Wii
54:00 <ATS63> Nintendo Scope was way better
55:00 <Bastardly_One> see this? *puts up a finger*
55:00 <Bastardly_One> Wii scar
55:00 <ATS63> Also the bazooka design was badass
55:00 <Bastardly_One> see this as well? *shows my arm* ... Wii scar
55:00 <Loof> ps1 gun was good
55:00 <British^Meat> lol ATS63, old skool, love it
55:00 <British^Meat> time crisis
55:00 <Serenity> fuck i need to peeeeeeeee
55:00 <British^Meat> Dreamcast one was ace too
55:00 <British^Meat> HOTD2
55:00 <Loof> i had time crisis on ps1
55:00 <Bastardly_One> Tennis on the Wii is ... emotional and dangerous near table edges
55:00 <Loof> it ruled
55:00 <bradd_pitts> me too ive been holding it for 30 mins cos im too warm to move
55:00 <tooheys> any crt based gun was great even NES gun
55:00 <ATS63> It all started with nintendo scope
56:00 <ATS63> iirc
56:00 <milk> was time crisis the one withthe laptop gun?
56:00 <British^Meat> hah Bastardly_One, two  of my mates had a bad accident with the baseball
56:00 <ATS63> Well in the home anyway, there were the arcade machines before it
56:00 <simba> laptop gun was perfect dark!!!
56:00 <simba> where you could  mount it on walls
56:00 <British^Meat> milk that might be perfect dark
56:00 <tooheys> i didnt like perfect dark
56:00 <milk> perfect dark was pretty cool too
56:00 <British^Meat> had that awesome see through walls gun too
57:00 <simba> i should finish that
57:00 <British^Meat> Then Xbox ruined it
57:00 <British^Meat> fkn xbox fgts
57:00 <xm> <--- light gun expert
57:00 <tooheys> gaysexbox
57:00 <xm> time crisis i, ii, iii. vampire night etc
57:00 <xm> gcon 45 and 2
57:00 <British^Meat> cool xm
58:00 <tooheys> best shooting i ever played was ghost squad (arcade ver)
58:00 <tooheys> great game
58:00 <Bastardly_One> Bikini Zombie Slayers!
58:00 <xm> i even had break pedals from some racing game for reloading :)
58:00 <British^Meat> yer i got that on me wii
58:00 <tooheys> gunblade & virtua cop werent bad either
58:00 <xm> just like the arcades!
58:00 <Bastardly_One> British^Meat, only 2 people I know of that know it 
58:00 <tooheys> mad dog mccree was great in its day too
58:00 <Bastardly_One> not to mention own it are you and myself
58:00 <ATS63> virtua cop was cool in the arcade
58:00 <Serenity> fuck anyone would think ive got a sprinkler not a vag
59:00 <Loof> cant beat duck hunt :P
59:00 <tooheys> sorry Serenity i didnt mean to make u squirt
59:00 <British^Meat> I only own HOTD 2 + 3 and Ghost Squad light gun games these days
59:00 <Serenity> its ok man
59:00 <British^Meat> hah Bastardly_One
59:00 <British^Meat> onechnbara
59:00 <British^Meat> Awesome game, still got that too
59:00 <simba> HOTD were cheap wii games werent they
59:00 <simba> that would be a good pick up
59:00 <Bastardly_One> it's actually very good
00:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah make sure you keep it 
00:00 <Bastardly_One> hardly any stores know of it 
00:00 <Loof> yeah but tooheys says the wii gun sucks
00:00 <ShadowLurker> cocks
00:00 <Bastardly_One> did you get it from JB?
00:00 <British^Meat> yer simba
00:00 <simba> tooheys do u mean that wii zapper thing
00:00 <simba> i never used that
00:00 <British^Meat> I cant remember Bastardly_One
00:00 <tooheys> simba, yeah
00:00 <Bastardly_One> either way, keep it ... seems kind of rare 
00:00 <milk> is it worth getting a present day console?
01:00 <tooheys> but the actual gun used is irrelevant, the wiimote just isnt accurate enough... where you point at the screen is nowhere near where you shoot
01:00 <xm> it has to be something like a g-con gun. anything else is like holding up a dildo to the screen
01:00 <ATS63> The wii gun does suck
01:00 <British^Meat> i didnt think much of it at first, but it is pretty in depth with all the stats and shit u can mucj about with
01:00 <ATS63> Its inaccurate
01:00 <tooheys> milk, im very happy with the wii u
01:00 <British^Meat> those crazy japs
01:00 <British^Meat> wot games u got on it tooheys?
01:00 <ATS63> Its so inaccurate, games aren't really playable
02:00 <tooheys> British^Meat, mario kart 8 (obviously), super mario 3d world, assassins creed 3 & 4, lego city undercover, new super mario bros wii u, batman arkham city, batman arkham origins, sonic lost world
02:00 <ShadowLurker> the wii is inaccurate
02:00 <ShadowLurker> dot
02:00 <simba> i found it pretty good with far cry 
02:00 <British^Meat> i have Batman Arkan City, Rayman, Zelda, mass effect 3, Trine 2, deus ex, mk8, ass creed 3, and mario wii u
02:00 <British^Meat> lego underground would be cool :)
02:00 <tooheys> its ok
02:00 <tooheys> disappointing fps
03:00 <tooheys> i cant stand playing games that arent perfectly smooth
03:00 <Bastardly_One> which deus ex?
03:00 <Bastardly_One> the orginal or the follow up?
03:00 <Loof> i'm the same with cocks
03:00 <Bastardly_One> I've the follow up on the PS3 ... must finish that one day
03:00 <tooheys> lol loof
03:00 <Bastardly_One> mother of a game
04:00 <tooheys> i bet rayman's a good game
04:00 <British^Meat> rayman is just amazing
04:00 <tooheys> u know what i really want to get
04:00 <tooheys> pikmin 3
04:00 <British^Meat> and yes, its the recent deus ex
04:00 <simba> ive got pikmin and never played it
05:00 <Bastardly_One> that's hard on the PS3
05:00 <simba> i know its a gaem you have to put serious time into
05:00 <Bastardly_One> deus ex I mean
05:00 <tooheys> which one simba
05:00 <simba> ive got pikmin 2 the wiimake versionb
05:00 <Serenity> i love pikmin
06:00 <tooheys> ive never played a pikmin game, but ever since the first one came out for the GC, i thought it looked cool
06:00 <Serenity> yeah i played it on GC
07:00 <BlackDevil> /nick IRCmakesmefap
07:00 <ATS63> Tits or gtfo
08:00 <tooheys> /nick s s s & m m m 
09:00 <simba> i played viewtiful joe for the first time recently its like smash bros
10:00 <tooheys> i really dont like smash bros
10:00 <tooheys> i thought i would
10:00 <simba> @___@
10:00 <simba> uy
10:00 <simba> y not
10:00 <tooheys> well... when you're used to capcom & snk fighters... its a pretty big disappointment
11:00 <simba> yea it is a totally different kind of fighter tho
11:00 <Loof> wonder if little big planet karting is any good
12:00 <British^Meat> ive only played one smash bros, and TBH i wasnt a fan, it was pretty manic....
12:00 <British^Meat> but i'll get the new one for sure
12:00 <tooheys> i wont 
12:00 <British^Meat> with tv's these days i might be able to figure out whats actually going on
12:00 <IRCmesohard> i think i played smadh bros on the gc too
12:00 <simba> i only like it without items otherwise its just a full on party game
12:00 <tooheys> i got no enjoyment out of the wii one at all
12:00 <simba> but 64 and melee were brill
12:00 <simba> melee is the best version
13:00 <tooheys> wasnt melee the 64 one?
13:00 <British^Meat> simba will get a wii u soon
13:00 <simba> hell no !!!!
13:00 <tooheys> u should simba
13:00 <tooheys> u can race us 
13:00 <tooheys> we have a ball dont we British^Meat 
13:00 <milk> do you like dead or alive?
13:00 <simba> yea 1 day
13:00 <tooheys> milk, not really.
13:00 <British^Meat> i have a soft spot for DOA :)
13:00 <tooheys> fatal fury real bout special is probably my favourite fighter
13:00 <tooheys> fucking AMAZING game
14:00 <British^Meat> #5 is pretty amazing
14:00 <tooheys> dont waste your money on a wii get a wii u
14:00 <British^Meat> i have KOF XII
14:00 <Loof> wii u i mean
14:00 <British^Meat> and on my wii tatsunoko vs capcom
14:00 <simba> wii is 20 bux at cashies and is a gamecube 2 $$bargin_of_teh_Century$$
14:00 <British^Meat> i gotta shower, i reek
14:00 <tooheys> $20?? bullshit
15:00 <simba> my gf honestly bought one for 20 bux
15:00 <simba> and a wii fitness board thing for 20 more
15:00 <tooheys> so someone sold them a wii for like $2?
15:00 <tooheys> maybe $3
15:00 <milk> probably bundled it
15:00 <simba> idk, idiots sell good shit cheap at cashies daily i assume
16:00 <milk> I remember when they had like 30 N64 at cashies, they were cheap
16:00 <tooheys> the PAL ones should be cheap, theyre shit
16:00 <milk> everyone traded them in when the new consoles came out
17:00 <tooheys> simba, in like 1996 people were sellign their amigas for $5-$10
18:00 <milk> probably gone up in price now due to collectors
18:00 <simba> so many ds
18:00 <simba> ds' and wii's at cashies
19:00 <milk> N64 = SNES I mean
19:00 <simba> im glad i nevre sold that
19:00 <simba> i sold my original black 64 but rebought one in a WHAT HAVE I DONE moment
19:00 <milk> let me guess you have mario kart and mortal kombat for it?
20:00 <simba> well i do own those games
20:00 <simba> and about 14 others
20:00 <Loof> i'd probably get $5 on ebay for my ds
20:00 <simba> sfii kicks mortal kombats ass tho
20:00 <milk> I wonder if consoles will go to cartridge type usb sticks
20:00 <simba> which ds
21:00 <Loof> xl
21:00 <simba> oh thats cool
21:00 <simba> u would get more than 5
22:00 <Loof> i might keep it and sell it for a fortune some day
22:00 <Loof> lol
22:00 <simba> keep it and do BRAIN TRAINING
22:00 <simba> with dr. whatever
23:00 <tooheys> dr larry laffer
23:00 <Loof> i have gta for it i should finish that
23:00 <Loof> chinatown stories or whatever it is
24:00 <simba> maybe you could upgrade it for a 2DS without spending much extra
25:00 <Loof> yeah
26:00 <British^Meat> is nikki minage hot?
26:00 <tooheys> shes a mutt
26:00 <Loof> she's filth
27:00 <tooheys> do we even have to talk about bitches
27:00 <tooheys> the gaming discussion was much less aggravating
27:00 <screwss> hey faux hows it been
27:00 <faux> ..
27:00 <simba> i imagine that without makeup niki minaj looks like wanda from curb your enthusiasm
27:00 <Loof> lol
27:00 <British^Meat> lol simba
27:00 <British^Meat> LARRY U BALD HEADED FUCK
28:00 <British^Meat> oh wait, thats the other one
28:00 <British^Meat> that horrible one
28:00 <British^Meat> the white one
28:00 <British^Meat> She's so nasty
28:00 <screwss> my anaconda dont
28:00 <simba> the jew princess
28:00 <simba> i got a shit bow!!
28:00 <British^Meat> geoffs wife
28:00 <simba> shes so jewish
28:00 <simba> i guess they all are
28:00 <tooheys> i wish i was gay chicks do my fucken head in
29:00 <simba> lol
29:00 <screwss> lol
29:00 <British^Meat> u tried it?
29:00 <tooheys> u would have a lot less problems if u were a poof
29:00 <screwss> here we go with the anti semitic bait
29:00 <British^Meat> give it a shot
29:00 <screwss> not gona happen today tho
29:00 <tooheys> British^Meat, no thanks
29:00 <screwss> too tired
30:00 <tooheys> im going out for a smoke... fml
30:00 <simba> poofs probably get into these gay bickerfests about whos gonna plough whos asshole that night
30:00 <simba> and they end up not even having sex
30:00 <Loof> lol
30:00 <simba> just watching Modern Family with their arms crossed
30:00 <Loof> rofl
31:00 <British^Meat> is that show any good?
31:00 <tooheys> simba have u ever been to a gay bbq
31:00 <simba> hell no
31:00 <tooheys> simba, me either but ive heard the sausages taste like shit
31:00 <Loof> boom tish
31:00 <simba> lol
32:00 <British^Meat> lol
33:00 <British^Meat> http://www.alljapaneseallthetime.com/blog/data//tits.jpg
33:00 <tooheys> lol thats the funniest joke someone at work told me that
34:00 <simba> someone at work told me a classic to do with work politics
35:00 <simba> hes like "working here is like smoking dope, the more you suck the higher you get"
35:00 <British^Meat> ooer
36:00 <Bastardly_One> wow!
36:00 <Bastardly_One> make this day as the day of miracles
37:00 <Bastardly_One> something off the PS Store is downloading at a normal speed
37:00 <Bastardly_One> I only just started at it's up to 10%
37:00 <Bastardly_One> granted the entire game is only 454 MB
38:00 <faux> British^Meat irl https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=865760793446981
38:00 <simba> picture of British^Meat found http://i.imgur.com/hqYjDXU.jpg
39:00 <British^Meat> LOL
39:00 <British^Meat> that was funny as
39:00 <faux> loll
39:00 <simba> lol didnt even see fauxs link when i did that
39:00 <British^Meat> dude was so agro
39:00 <faux> r u fucken hootin at me
39:00 <faux> i thought hed apologise or something
39:00 <faux> but hes like FUKN HAD ENOUGH OF FUKN PEOPLE ON BIKES
39:00 <faux> rude
39:00 <simba> whats he saying, your horse is loose?
39:00 <faux> your hazard lights are on
39:00 <faux> ..
39:00 <faux> lol
39:00 <faux> YOUR HORSE
39:00 <faux> what
39:00 <simba> lol
40:00 <faux> lmao
40:00 <simba> yer hazard loits
40:00 <faux> https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfa1/t1.0-9/s261x260/10400875_10204849970873718_5874405445013019668_n.jpg
40:00 <faux> lol
40:00 <British^Meat> wow simba
41:00 <British^Meat> theres so much going on in that room my head would explode
42:00 <faux> too much clutter
42:00 <tooheys> that rooms fucked
42:00 <faux> lol at the first comment
42:00 <faux> https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=865726646783729
42:00 <faux> oh
43:00 <faux> i gens thought the dude had chicken legs
43:00 <faux> but his face has been photoshopped on
43:00 <faux> LOL
43:00 <faux> feck
44:00 <Loof> people like that are who made me not like anime any more
44:00 <simba> lol
44:00 <British^Meat> i know, like the head is fake, but is that a chick?
44:00 <British^Meat> its all pink
44:00 <British^Meat> but there is a pic of some massive jugs...
44:00 <simba> !! INITIAL D !!
50:00 <Bastardly_One> so now to have a couple of cones and see what the big fuss about this game is
50:00 <Bastardly_One> I like sim games
50:00 <Bastardly_One> I better not be bored in 5 seconds
51:00 <Bastardly_One> Farming Simulator for PS3
52:00 <tooheys> sounds shit
52:00 <tooheys> u should download the goat simulator
52:00 <British^Meat> some type of knowledge about farming would be good
52:00 <British^Meat> get minecraft
52:00 <Bastardly_One> haven't you read reviews for farm simulator 14 and now 15?
52:00 <Bastardly_One> got it 
52:00 <British^Meat> or terraria
52:00 <Bastardly_One> haven't got that 
52:00 <British^Meat> do it
52:00 <tooheys> some type of knowledge about how not to piss off bitches by doing nothing wrong would be good too
52:00 <British^Meat> meat out
52:00 <Bastardly_One> but yeah Minecraft on the PS3 i soooooooooooooooo disappointing
53:00 <Bastardly_One> tooheys
53:00 <Bastardly_One> I find in my experience just saying hello pisses them off sometimes
54:00 <damio> dry ice
54:00 <damio> where can I get it?
54:00 <simba> dry ice shop
54:00 <Loof> a nun's cunt?
55:00 <tooheys> yeah but if u didnt say hello they would be pissed off as well
55:00 <damio> lol
55:00 <Bastardly_One> hey cool
55:00 <Bastardly_One> sorry
55:00 <Bastardly_One> I might be stoned too much
55:00 <Bastardly_One> but I like this farm sim so far
56:00 <Bastardly_One> only just started though
56:00 <simba> harvest moon?
56:00 <Bastardly_One> Farming Simulator
56:00 <simba> oh lol
57:00 <Bastardly_One> I wanted to see what the fuss was about
57:00 <simba> yea im playing a racing game called Racing Game
57:00 <Bastardly_One> and it's cheap at the PS Store
57:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... I know 
57:00 <Bastardly_One> but that's the title
57:00 <Bastardly_One> surely you must know of it ... 13 and 14 and 15 coming
57:00 <simba> thats what i thought about KILLZONE when it came out like the title is pretty bad
57:00 <simba> its like calling a soccer game BALL KICK
58:00 <Bastardly_One> this pot must be awesome
58:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm getting into this driving a tractor shit
59:00 <Serenity> ahem Bastardly_One
59:00 <Serenity> you are required in sex
59:00 <Bastardly_One> yes?
59:00 <Bastardly_One> oh 
59:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
59:00 <Bastardly_One> loser cunt
00:00 <Serenity> hes sooo weird
00:00 <Bastardly_One> see him run though?
00:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
00:00 <Serenity> its not even like he gets provoked
00:00 <Bastardly_One> I was gonna get him with a quick auto
00:00 <Serenity> he just randomly starts abusing people
00:00 <Bastardly_One> I know ... he's out there
02:00 <Bastardly_One> :D at what I just did 
02:00 <Bastardly_One> Serenity should do one similiar here
02:00 <Bastardly_One> for being a nosy little cunt and following
02:00 <tooheys> fucken CUNT
02:00 <tooheys> im tempted go and drive into a fucking concrete wall
03:00 <Bastardly_One> oh ffs
03:00 <Bastardly_One> tooheys
03:00 <Bastardly_One> give you a hint ... I have a mindfuck like that too
03:00 <tooheys> fuck this shit 
03:00 <Bastardly_One> you're falling for it 
03:00 <Saemon> lol tooheys i love VB
03:00 <Bastardly_One> don't give in to the need to smash her head in
03:00 <tooheys> good for u semen
04:00 <Saemon> dont ever call me that again or so help me god.
05:00 <Saemon> Bastardly_One 
06:00 <Saemon> lol according to wearecunts.com
06:00 <Saemon> we are close friends we talk alot lol
06:00 <Saemon> i knew it all along
06:00 <Saemon> stats dont lie man.
07:00 <screwss> lol
08:00 <tooheys> LOL
10:00 <Saemon> yo yo fauxsteerrrrrrr
10:00 <Saemon> been a while matey
10:00 <faux> pls
11:00 <Bastardly_One> I can see why this crap could be addictive
11:00 <Bastardly_One> interesting concept for sim people with no live
11:00 <Bastardly_One> s
12:00 <Loof> achievement
12:00 <Saemon> alcohol intoxication.
13:00 <Saemon> hey heyy loofy!!! :D
13:00 <Loof> sup man
13:00 <Saemon> nothin much dawg
13:00 <Saemon> samez old samez old lolz
13:00 <Saemon> wbu?
13:00 <Loof> pretty much the same man
15:00 <tooheys> i wonder if i can drink a 6 pack in under a minute
16:00 <Serenity> saemon all those stats mean is u talk at the same time as each other
16:00 <Serenity> nothing more nothing less
16:00 <tooheys> ill give it a go
16:00 <Serenity> calm down you dont have any friends
16:00 <Loof> 4 hours till i chop up
16:00 <Loof> 4 long hours
17:00 <Serenity> go to bed
17:00 <Interrupt> he will fall asleep after 1 cone
17:00 <tooheys> why  4 hours
17:00 <tooheys> no one starts dealing @ 6am
17:00 <Serenity> lol
17:00 <Loof> cause that's the start of a new day
17:00 <Serenity> his wife hides his weed
18:00 <Serenity> hes on ration
18:00 <Serenity> s
18:00 <tooheys> fuck that
18:00 <fawks> She's also hidden his balls in her purse
18:00 <Serenity> lol
18:00 <tooheys> if he had any to start with
18:00 <Saemon> one day he
18:00 <Saemon> he'd snap
19:00 <Saemon> go jake the muss on her ass
19:00 <Saemon> COOK ME SOME BLOODY EGGS!!!
19:00 <xm> Saemon, you have something to show your hairdresser now
19:00 <xm> bring your mobile and show them the #melb stats
19:00 <xm> and your friends
19:00 <Loof> maybe if i had parents paying my rent i wouldn't need to live with her faux
19:00 <tooheys> cook yourself some eggs semen
19:00 <Serenity> he never actually asks her to cook him eggs
20:00 <Saemon> your right
20:00 <Serenity> 'cook the man some fucken eggs' is what he says
20:00 <Saemon> he asks her to cook it for his mate
20:00 <Saemon> yep
20:00 <Serenity> talking about uncle bully
20:00 <Saemon> end result was the same though
20:00 <Serenity> and that doesnt happen like that at all in the book
20:00 <Saemon> he opened up a huge can of fizzing whoopass
21:00 <Serenity> did look just imply fauxs mum pays her rent
21:00 <Serenity> lol
21:00 <ShadowLurker> LOL @ Saemon thinking hes connected to anyone
21:00 <Serenity> loof
21:00 <simba> staceys mom has got it goin on
21:00 <Saemon> wth u on about ShadowLurker
21:00 <Loof> the math doesn't add up is all
21:00 <Serenity> what math
21:00 <Loof> how anyone can afford sydney rent on an allowance
21:00 <ShadowLurker> meth
22:00 <Serenity> rent assistance
22:00 <Serenity> finding a 1 bed apartment
22:00 <Saemon> prostitution
22:00 <Loof> lol
22:00 <Serenity> same way people here can
22:00 <ShadowLurker> of course Saemon says prossy
22:00 <xm> sharing a house with 10 other Indians/Chinese overseas students
22:00 <Saemon> coz its true
22:00 <Loof> is rent assistance really that much?
22:00 <Saemon> half of the escorts i see are young uni students
22:00 <Serenity> its about a 1/4 your rent
22:00 <Serenity> it helps
22:00 <Interrupt> rent assistancei s like $80
23:00 <Saemon> doin it as a side thing to help with books, rent, tuition etc
23:00 <xm> that's not true Saemon. it's for designer hand bags, clothing etc
23:00 <Loof> and back wax
23:00 <Saemon> xm thats a shallow portrayal of youg women
23:00 <xm> have you ever met these girls outside of a brothel
23:00 <ShadowLurker> Interrupt has no idea
24:00 <Saemon> they are not all so materialistic like that
24:00 <Serenity> im a prossy cause i love cock
24:00 <Serenity> the moneys a bonus
24:00 <Interrupt> must not
24:00 <Saemon> i would be a male prossy for female clients anyday
24:00 <Saemon> if any would be willing to pay for my services
24:00 <Saemon> heck, id do it for free.
25:00 <ShadowLurker> Saemon you will never be anything other than a loser
25:00 <Saemon> thanks for the esteem booster bro
25:00 <Loof> imagine old women coming in with thier crust old cunts though
25:00 <Serenity> ah i shouldnt have eaten that satay
25:00 <Serenity> YUCK loof
25:00 <Serenity> lol
25:00 <xm> Saemon, do you reckon as a bi prossie you'd double your income stream
25:00 <Serenity> thinning grey pubes
25:00 <Loof> lol
25:00 <Saemon> xm possibly
25:00 <Saemon> but i aint no gay
26:00 <Saemon> so that cant happen
26:00 <ShadowLurker> yes you are
26:00 <Serenity> i heard about an app on the radio the other day
26:00 <Serenity> its for finding partners for threesomes..
26:00 <xm> just imagine all the x-men comics you could get as a bi prossie saemo
26:00 <ShadowLurker> lol
26:00 <tooheys> serenity do u smoke ciggies
27:00 <Loof> no she doesn't
27:00 <Loof> only weed
27:00 <ShadowLurker> ..
27:00 <Saemon> shouldnt smoke
27:00 <ShadowLurker> hi loof, the Serenity expert
27:00 <Saemon> it makes ur skin age faster
27:00 <Loof> i wish i was
27:00 <simba> Saemon, less typing buddy
27:00 <tooheys> yeah semen
27:00 <Serenity> no i dont smoke cigarettes
27:00 <tooheys> would u kiss someone that did
27:00 <Serenity> i quit nearly 5 years ago
27:00 <xm> Saemon, all this time you spend on IRC at these hours. this is peak prossie visiting hours m8!
27:00 <Saemon> i cant atm
28:00 <Loof> her bf is right here tooheys
28:00 <Saemon> used up all my money 
28:00 <xm> helps of beautiful lonely women on a Friday night waiting for you
28:00 <xm> all horny
28:00 <ShadowLurker> Saemon you need less typing more hanging
28:00 <Saemon> on groceries
28:00 <Loof> or hubby
28:00 <Saemon> have to wait till next pay day
28:00 <Serenity> http://www.3nderapp.com/
28:00 <Saemon> xm im actually considering stopping using the services of prossys now though
28:00 <faux> [02:19] <Loof> maybe if i had parents paying my rent i wouldn't need to live with her faux
28:00 <Saemon> might try n get my act together
28:00 <faux> whos parents are paying whos rent?
29:00 <ShadowLurker> LOOOOOL
29:00 <ShadowLurker> might
29:00 <Loof> it's in the past faux
29:00 <Maurice> I wish mine would pay my mortgage
29:00 <Saemon> get a good chick the normal, real way
29:00 <xm> are you going to save the money or are you going to start a new 'hobby' ?
29:00 <tooheys> when the sun shines we'll shine together told you ill be here forever 
29:00 <ShadowLurker> hahahahaha
29:00 <Maurice> That'd be ace
29:00 <xm> Saemon
29:00 <faux> arent her parents paying your rent lol
29:00 <Loof> yes
29:00 <Serenity> oh schnap
29:00 <Loof> but mine aren't
29:00 <Loof> otherwise i'd be the fuck out of here
29:00 <faux> why dont you pay your own rent like adults do
29:00 <Saemon> is her parents rich
29:00 <Maurice> I hope the baby making is on hold then
29:00 <Loof> until then i'll just prostitute myself for housing
30:00 <Saemon> chinese parents they probably own like a chain of asian grocery stores or resturants
30:00 <Loof> how much do you get paid and how much is your rent faux?
30:00 <tooheys> CUNTS
30:00 <Loof> sydney rent must be like $400 a week
30:00 <Saemon> marry one for the ka-ching ka-ching
31:00 <Saemon> he take mah moooooneyyy
31:00 <ShadowLurker> is that all
31:00 <ShadowLurker> 400 is like low here
31:00 <Loof> i chose miniumum
31:00 <Saemon> oh he a goldigger......that digs on meeee
31:00 <xm> yeap
31:00 <Loof> and she'd get paid $300 a week max
31:00 <Saemon> i wish i remebered more of how that song goes
31:00 <ShadowLurker> Saemon
32:00 <Loof> i could be wrong
32:00 <ShadowLurker> does it suck being you
32:00 <faux> as much as youd like to convince yourself Loof, my parents dont give me money
32:00 <Saemon> jamie foxx hasnt really sang much more since that song
32:00 <Saemon> ShadowLurker yes it does
32:00 <ShadowLurker> good
32:00 <Saemon> i wish i could reborn be someone else
32:00 <Loof> just it doesn't add up, i'm not trying to upset you
32:00 <ShadowLurker> i wish you wouldnt
32:00 <Serenity> my throat is kitchen
32:00 <Serenity> er....
32:00 <Serenity> wtf
32:00 <Serenity> ITCHY
32:00 <Saemon> lol sezz
32:00 <Serenity> .........
32:00 <Maurice> Lol kitchen
32:00 <Serenity> wtfffffff
32:00 <Saemon> did u have autocorrect on/
32:00 <Saemon> or something
32:00 <Serenity> im on a computer
32:00 <Serenity> lol
32:00 <Serenity> ...
32:00 <Maurice> Wtf is more like why is he calling you sezz
33:00 <Saemon> ah
33:00 <xm> kitchen me softly 
33:00 <ShadowLurker> yes why
33:00 <Saemon> i dunno it seems like a friendly thing to call her
33:00 <simba> cos hes successfully trolling right now
33:00 <Saemon> and im in a friendly mood
33:00 <ShadowLurker> shes not your friend
33:00 <Maurice> Fucking kids trying to troll
33:00 <ShadowLurker> noone here is
33:00 <Saemon> i know, but im in a friendly mood i want to be nice thats all
34:00 <ShadowLurker> you want to be nice
34:00 <ShadowLurker> leave
34:00 <ShadowLurker> thanks
34:00 <simba> Saemon remember what i told you about interacting with people who dont want a bar of you
34:00 <simba> it just leads to trouble doesnt it
34:00 <ShadowLurker> youre right simba
34:00 <tooheys> u were never going to get much respect when your name is semen
34:00 <Serenity> anyone got a cure for kitchen throat
34:00 <Maurice> Deep throat
34:00 <tooheys> why not call yourself shit? itd have the same effect
34:00 <ShadowLurker> rofl
34:00 <Serenity> yum
34:00 <Saemon> tooheys have u ever tried mixing tooheys and vb?
34:00 <Saemon> if so, was it hell bitter?
34:00 <tooheys> nah i wouldnt want to wreck my tooheys with that crap
34:00 <Loof> why not drink a six pack in 3 mins, that will get you respect
34:00 <xm> Saemon, there's another way to get a root off a brothel. go there and $100 in variety club donations box. bitches watching will see what a generous man you are and be impressed
35:00 <ShadowLurker> notice how he ignores everything
35:00 <Loof> fucking alco
35:00 <ShadowLurker> and moves on
35:00 <Serenity> drinking domestos would get you way more respect
35:00 <xm> that will lead to a relationship full of FREE sex
35:00 <simba> trollin
35:00 <Saemon> xm once youve had as much sex as me
35:00 <tooheys> go fuck yourself loof 
35:00 <ShadowLurker> LOOOOOL
35:00 <Loof> i just did
35:00 <ShadowLurker> hahahahahahahahaha
35:00 <Serenity> LOL
35:00 <Loof> it was amazing
35:00 <Serenity> HAHAHAHA
35:00 <tooheys> go & drink some Saemon 
35:00 <Saemon> the thrill of prossies wont do it for u anymore
36:00 <xm> that's serial killer talk
36:00 <Saemon> now i want to try n get sex where i didnt actually have to pay for it
36:00 <Maurice> Never happen
36:00 <Loof> this is why they should legalize beastiallity
37:00 <Loof> free sex for all!
37:00 <Saemon> wooot brangelina got married in france
37:00 <Saemon> about freakin time haha
37:00 <Saemon> poor jennifer aniston though
37:00 <Serenity> its only legal if the donkey dobs
37:00 <Serenity> illegal
37:00 <Loof> lol
37:00 <ShadowLurker> logs processing
37:00 <simba> Saemon, a guy who wishes he "could reborn be someone else" isnt going to have much luck getting laid, you need to start at square 1
37:00 <simba> u r years away from female companionshio
37:00 <ShadowLurker> bets on how many lines b1 has now
37:00 <simba> perhaps decades
38:00 <Serenity> not many hes been pretty Q
38:00 <ShadowLurker> uploading
38:00 <Loof> Saemon all chicks have their price, just get rich
38:00 <Loof> ALL CHICKS
39:00 <Saemon> simba if thats really the case
39:00 <Saemon> then i will just do what most 70+ yr old aussie men all do
39:00 <simba> Saemon
39:00 <simba> stfu
39:00 <ShadowLurker> ^
39:00 <tooheys> yeah stfu semen
39:00 <Saemon> get a desperate 20 something phillipino chick whos desparate to come live in australia
40:00 <Interrupt> why?
40:00 <ShadowLurker> fuck up
40:00 <Loof> i should have done that, everyone thinks i did anyway
40:00 <Saemon> lol Loof
40:00 <Interrupt> lol @ get a gook wife
40:00 <Saemon> oi
40:00 <Saemon> dont talk about loofs wife that way mate
41:00 <Serenity> is it necessary to use that word
41:00 <Serenity> honestly
41:00 <tooheys> dont talk about my brothers wife like that either mate
41:00 <Interrupt> have a cry
41:00 <tooheys> nah seriously i dont have a problem with the word gook
41:00 <Loof> did someone use the 'g' word?
41:00 <Loof> ah
41:00 <tooheys> im quite fond of it actually
41:00 <Serenity> i do
41:00 <Serenity> its a horrid word
41:00 <ShadowLurker> well
41:00 <tooheys> put it this way its alright to call people wogs why is gook not alright
42:00 <ShadowLurker> while you lame fucks talk about sex
42:00 <Loof> because asians don't like that word
42:00 <ShadowLurker> im ganna actually have it
42:00 <Loof> wogs dont care
42:00 <ShadowLurker> \o/
42:00 <tooheys> big deal... 
42:00 <Loof> well you asked fool
42:00 <Serenity> wogs isnt an offensive word and it hasnt been for a long time
42:00 <simba> where is it alright to use the word wog
42:00 <tooheys> we shouldnt change the way we talk because it offends someone
42:00 <Serenity> the G word is highly offensive
42:00 <tooheys> thats whats wrong with this country
42:00 <Serenity> just like calling indigenous people the c word
42:00 <Loof> whats wrong with this country is alcohol imo
42:00 <simba> theyre all terrible words 
42:00 <tooheys> people should change for us, we shouldnt change for them
42:00 <tooheys> its our home, not theirs
42:00 <Saemon> i thought for indigenous ppl it was the b word?
42:00 <Serenity> .
42:00 <simba> ...lol
43:00 <Loof> such a redneck
43:00 <simba> australia isnt your home tooheys
43:00 <Serenity> jesus
43:00 <Serenity> that was..
43:00 <Serenity> wow
43:00 <simba> your grandparents nicked it off the indigenous people just like everyone elses grandparents
43:00 <tooheys> that old chestnut hey
43:00 <ShadowLurker> this just went full retard
43:00 <simba> what old chestnut? lol
43:00 <Serenity> look out simba dont go quoting facts not
43:00 <tooheys> what a load of leftist crap
43:00 <Serenity> lol
43:00 <Serenity> now*
43:00 <Saemon> tooheys.....
43:00 <Loof> i bet tooheys voted abbott
43:00 <Saemon> clive palmer
44:00 <Saemon> is that u?
44:00 <simba> tooheys the only old chestnut being brought up here is your out of date "WE GREW HERE U FLEW HERE" bullshit
44:00 <tooheys> didnt vote for any of the useless cunts
44:00 <simba> are you over 50 ?
44:00 <ShadowLurker> i bet tooheys is abbot
44:00 <Maurice> (00:42:10) (ShadowLurker): while you lame fucks talk about sex (00:42:18) (ShadowLurker): im ganna actually have it
44:00 <Serenity> hes probably joe hockey
44:00 <Maurice> Did you ask her or are you going it alone
44:00 <Saemon> lol thats a catchy slogan
44:00 <ShadowLurker> im just gunna rape her
44:00 <tooheys> simba, if you moved to a country, would you expect them to change their language or way of life for you? of course not. so why should we do that for others?
44:00 <Maurice> Hot
44:00 <ShadowLurker> thats how i roll
44:00 <Maurice> Film it
44:00 <Serenity> he does that if you ask Interrupt
44:00 <Serenity> rape then bash
44:00 <Saemon> tooheys 
44:00 <Serenity> bash then rape
45:00 <Serenity> hes not fussy
45:00 <Serenity> bloods good lube
45:00 <Maurice> 4 more sleeps and I'm getting it
45:00 <Maurice> Hot damn
45:00 <ShadowLurker> lol
45:00 <simba> i dont really understand tooheys, do you consider not being racist "changing your language"?
45:00 <Saemon> why were the aboriginals expected to change for the british settlers?
45:00 <Saemon> and when they didnt
45:00 <Serenity> tooheys are you really honest and true using 'we shouldnt have to change our way' as a defense to racism?
45:00 <Serenity> honestly?
45:00 <Saemon> they are stolen generation n all
45:00 <Saemon> they were*
45:00 <ShadowLurker> Saemon shut up
45:00 <Maurice> I see how the aboriginals hate state housing and new cars they pay 2 payments for
45:00 <tooheys> simba, gook is a legitimate part of the australian language... if they dont like it they should learn to accept it, we shouldnt have to stop using it
45:00 <Serenity> saemon please stop you arent helping the argument
45:00 <Serenity> at all
45:00 <Maurice> It's a hard life
45:00 <simba> tooheys you are a man who moved country and got the indigenous people to change their way for you
45:00 <simba> you realise that right
46:00 <tooheys> simba, irrelevant
46:00 <Loof> ok tooheys as long as you don't mind being called a convict
46:00 <Serenity> um
46:00 <Serenity> ..
46:00 <Saemon> lol^
46:00 <Maurice> What
46:00 <simba> its absolutely relevent its the exact same thing you said!!
46:00 <tooheys> we took posession of the country from them, the asians have not taken posession of the country
46:00 <Serenity> what aboriginal native language do you speak then tooheys?
46:00 <Maurice> Wooboola
46:00 <simba> anyway anyone who says "gook is a legitimate part of the australian language" has serious issues
46:00 <tooheys> i speak abosarecunts
46:00 <Loof> i'm just going to start calling you faggot tooheys as long as we're all calling people whatever we want
46:00 <Saemon> when he's ownt its suddenly irrelevant.
46:00 <tooheys> simba, its a legitimate australian term.
47:00 <simba> no, fair dinkum is a "legitimate australian term"
47:00 <Serenity> calling someone 'cobber' is a legitimate australian term of endearment
47:00 <Serenity> not calling someone a G
48:00 <tooheys> if you looked at an australian dictionary the word gook would be in there therefore its a legitimate term in australian english
48:00 <Serenity> .
48:00 <Loof> my god
48:00 <simba> lol
48:00 <Serenity> This is honestly one of the dumbest conversations I have ever taken part of
48:00 <tooheys> dictionaries dont contain words that arent legitimate
48:00 <Loof> all dictionaries are legit
48:00 <Loof> is this real
48:00 <Loof> ?
48:00 <tooheys> yeah its one of the dumbest conversations ive taken part in as well
48:00 <Saemon> do aboriginals get offended by the N word?
49:00 <tooheys> why dont u all bend over and let the asians & muslims take the place over
49:00 <tooheys> lets just give it away 
49:00 <simba> so any word in the dictionary is acceptable to call someone
49:00 <Serenity> I dont think being against racial slurs means that at all.
49:00 <simba> even the offensive ones
49:00 <Saemon> well the aboriginals bent over and let us take over
49:00 <Serenity> Is this real life?
49:00 <Saemon> everyone has their bending time
49:00 <simba> so tooheys is it ok to call homosexuals faggots, since thats in the dictionary
50:00 <Loof> this guy reminds me of billygoat
50:00 <Serenity> or just fanta seaaa
50:00 <Serenity> billygoat was pete hey?
50:00 <Loof> yeah
50:00 <ShadowLurker> shirtlifter
50:00 <Loof> another asian hater
50:00 <Serenity> i think he was a troll mostly
51:00 <Saemon> what do u say to women to breast feeds in public?
51:00 <tooheys> dont get me wrong i am NOT an asian hater i have a number of asian friends and my sister in law is asian
51:00 <Saemon> "hey there, can i have a sip?"
51:00 <tooheys> i just dont believe we should change our language for them, its as simple as that
51:00 <Loof> what do they say when you call them gooks?
51:00 <Loof> i'm sure they're real happy about it
51:00 <simba> i dont understand what you mean by "change our language"
51:00 <simba> are you saying we should be allowed to call asians gooks in australia because "thats our word for it" or something
52:00 <simba> because gook is an offensive term
52:00 <Loof> he is simba
52:00 <simba> its not just "another word for it"
52:00 <simba> do you understand that...
52:00 <tooheys> i dont call them that because i know they find it offensive. the point im trying to get across is they dont have a right to find it offensive, they should accept that word is part of our language and not take offense to it.
52:00 <Loof> it's ok for him to call people offensive stuff, so just call him faggotcunt
52:00 <simba> who are you to say what offends others or what people "have the right" to be offended by lol
52:00 <simba> you cant tell people what to feel
52:00 <Serenity> LOL
53:00 <Serenity> they dont have a right to be offended by a word thats only existance is to be offensive and degrading?
53:00 <Serenity> seriously?
53:00 <Loof> alcohol
53:00 <simba> if you used the word faggot every day and your son told you he was gay would you be like "well im sorry i love this word youll have to move out if you cant handle me calling you that"
53:00 <Loof> ^
53:00 <Serenity> its not like.. americans and aussies arguing about french fries and chips
53:00 <Serenity> lol
54:00 <tooheys> i give up no one is capable of even attempting to understand the point im trying to get across
54:00 <Loof> we get it
54:00 <Serenity> its not a replacement word for asians. its whole creation was to be offensive and derogatory
54:00 <tooheys> delibrately being difficult
54:00 <Loof> ur racist
54:00 <tooheys> Serenity, no it wasnt, actually
54:00 <simba> we get your point, its just terrible 
54:00 <tooheys> it started off as being NOT racist at all
54:00 <Saemon> tooheys = pauline hansen
54:00 <Loof> lol
54:00 <Saemon> one nation 4lyf
54:00 <Serenity> this is just outrageous
55:00 <Saemon> Heil Hansen!
55:00 <Serenity> yeah like the word 'n*gg** wasnt created to be derogatory either it was just a playful name dark skinned people got given
55:00 <Serenity> lol.
55:00 <tooheys> nigger actually wasnt racist at one point in time
55:00 <Serenity> .........
55:00 <Maurice> It originally meant rainbows and unicorns
55:00 <Maurice> Everyone knows that
55:00 <Serenity> are you taking back porch monkey too?
55:00 <tooheys> you could still argue that it isnt, as they all call themselves that... its only considered racist when a white person says it
56:00 <Serenity> its exasperating watching people defend their racism
56:00 <Loof> is it ok for me to call tooheys the p word? i'm assuming of course he doesn't mind what people call him
56:00 <Serenity> p? platypus?
57:00 <Loof> lol
57:00 <Serenity> oh
57:00 <Serenity> no
57:00 <Serenity> its not ok to say that
57:00 <Loof> k
57:00 <Serenity> i hate that word
57:00 <Saemon> if you're racist just admit you're racists
57:00 <simba> poof?
57:00 <Serenity> the other one
57:00 <Saemon> why try to justify it n explain it 
57:00 <simba> panda
57:00 <Saemon> pussy
57:00 <simba> prick
57:00 <Serenity> pieter.
57:00 <Serenity> lol
57:00 <Loof> rofl
57:00 <Serenity> hey dad.
57:00 <Loof> rolf
58:00 <Saemon> no matter your excuse you're not gona seem like a good person.
58:00 <Serenity> racism stems from ignorance, its not about being a good person although its hard to separate it because its so incredibly offensive
59:00 <Loof> i'd like to see aboriginals do better for themselves
59:00 <Saemon> i dont like to think of myself as racist, but like, personally, i wouldnt date an aboriginal person
59:00 <Saemon> does that make me racist?
59:00 <Saemon> i dont go out attacking them n calling them names n shit
59:00 <simba> when people are racist but dont even understand how theyre racist... that has 2 be the height of ignorance
59:00 <Saemon> i just prefer to not hook up with one
59:00 <simba> well ur not aboriginal
00:00 <xm> "Spell niggardly"... "May I have it in a sentence please"..."The KKK contributed with a niggardly donation to the Ernie Dingo Foundation"
00:00 <simba> ur not gonna be naturally attracted to them
00:00 <simba> u were raised to like white women
00:00 <Saemon> so im not a racist?
00:00 <simba> lol
00:00 <Serenity> jesus christ
00:00 <simba> i dont know m8
00:00 <simba> only u know
00:00 <xm> lollll
00:00 <Loof> white women don't even start to compare to asian women for me, so i guess i'll always be seen as that "dial-a-wife" guy
00:00 <Saemon> thats good, i dont want to be a racist
01:00 <xm> from the same author of He's So Not Into You ... "Am I Racist?"
01:00 <simba> Loof went yellow and never looekd back
01:00 <Loof> yep lol
02:00 <Maurice> Which is why you hate your wife so much
02:00 <Maurice> Makes sense
02:00 <Saemon> the way ppl view your wife is the same as say, if u went to japan and some lady married u there
02:00 <Loof> mmm jap vag
02:00 <Saemon> the locals will see her as rhe "dial-a-partner" person
02:00 <Loof> lol probably
02:00 <Saemon> although most japs get their white brides from eastern europe
03:00 <Loof> yeah russia and stuff
03:00 <Serenity> it used to be something that was quite common though young asian girls coming over and marrying older aussie men
03:00 <Saemon> they they are still white, but not westernised
03:00 <Saemon> americanised
03:00 <Loof> it doesn't seem to matter that my wife is actually older than me
03:00 <Loof> people still think it
03:00 <Saemon> how much older?
03:00 <Loof> 3 months
03:00 <Loof> lol
04:00 <Serenity> my friend told her ex if he wanted someone to be at his beck and call every minute of the day he should go find an asian girl and bring her back here
04:00 <Serenity> ... odd thing is.. thats exactly what he did
04:00 <Loof> i might some day
04:00 <Saemon> was quite common?
04:00 <Loof> if this app sells
04:00 <Serenity> but he was older
04:00 <Saemon> it still is common
04:00 <simba> im gonna do this http://www.brainfall.com/quizzes/whos-your-celebrity-boyfriend/2fw5n8/
04:00 <Serenity> no Saemon it used to be the only reason you'd see an asian lady married to an older aussie man
05:00 <Serenity> now its not actual ordered brides
05:00 <Saemon> lol Serenity she will be like that....biding her time at first cuz she wouldnt be able to help herself
05:00 <Serenity> people just say it to be ignorant dopes
05:00 <Saemon> but women are resourceful
05:00 <Saemon> she will eventually educate herself and free herself once she gains citizenship
05:00 <Maurice> I was behind some old dude and his asian wife at IGA and he proudly said to everyone 'EXCUSE MY WIFES ENGLISH, SHE'S ONLY BEEN HERE FOR 2 MONTHS'
05:00 <Saemon> from his grasp
05:00 <Maurice> Uh ok mate
05:00 <Loof> but the sex until she does
06:00 <Loof> there's
06:00 <Serenity> i was friends with both of them but the one whos still my friend is my age ish and the guy was like 17 years oldr than her
06:00 <Serenity> his new mrs is like.. 3 years older than his oldest kid.
06:00 <simba> my celebrity boyfriend is Bradley Cooper
06:00 <xm> Ryan Gosling
06:00 <Loof> i could never be with someone under 30, would look weird
07:00 <Serenity> his mrs is like 22
07:00 <Serenity> its so fkn weird
07:00 <Serenity> he has to be nearly 50 now
07:00 <Loof> lol
07:00 <Loof> ew
07:00 <Saemon> ever asked her why she is with him?
07:00 <Saemon> like what she sees in him?
07:00 <Serenity> i havent seen him for years
07:00 <Maurice> simba, I got Channing :(
07:00 <Maurice> I wanted Levine
07:00 <Serenity> i dont speak to him only his kids
07:00 <Saemon> its quite a messed up situaitojn
07:00 <Saemon> like
08:00 <simba> lolol
08:00 <Saemon> the some of these old men are like 70
08:00 <Saemon> and their wives are 22
08:00 <Saemon> and they have kids
08:00 <Saemon> his not gona be around long for the kid as a father
08:00 <Saemon> its unethical
08:00 <Loof> clint eastwood got a bitch preg at 80
08:00 <xm> time to click on "Share on Facebook"
08:00 <Interrupt> predators
08:00 <Maurice> HIS NOT
08:00 <Maurice> Ugh, pet peeve
08:00 <Saemon> what i say is true
09:00 <Serenity> i got bradley cooper
09:00 <Serenity> who the fucks that
09:00 <Maurice> Nothing you've ever said is true
09:00 <Maurice> Lol Serenity
09:00 <Maurice> The Hangover dude
09:00 <Serenity> oh
09:00 <Serenity> the teacher?
09:00 <Loof> i'd quit weed forever if i had a neverending coffee
09:00 <Maurice> I dunno, I just know he was the best one out of the 4
09:00 <simba> we have the same taste in men
09:00 <Saemon> my fav bf is daniel craig
09:00 <xm> he was ok in silver linings playbook
10:00 <Saemon> i mean be celeb bf
10:00 <Serenity> ok im going to bed
10:00 <Serenity> night
10:00 <Loof> damn
10:00 <Maurice> Byeee me choco
11:00 <Saemon> night ^_^
11:00 <Saemon> mon amour
11:00 <tooheys> night 1gook
12:00 <tooheys> fuck i just realised not everyone has a black background lol
12:00 <simba> yeah mine is white
12:00 <simba> because black is sick
12:00 <Loof> is this your attempt to reverse the racism
13:00 <xm> im 1/16th nyoongar
13:00 <simba> not everyones background is as black as your heart tooheys
13:00 <Loof> lol
13:00 <Loof> you'll find me out the front, fighten every cunt!
13:00 <tooheys> simba if it was up to you we'd be banning bacon & pork because it offends muslims
13:00 <Maurice> Mine is :/
13:00 <simba> um ok
13:00 <simba> no idea what that means
14:00 <Loof> i think if asians take over australia we deserve it
14:00 <tooheys> well u are suggesting we ban certain words... why not ban other things that offend immigrants
15:00 <simba> i suggested we ban certain words???
15:00 <simba> da fuk
15:00 <Loof> he has like two braincells in his head, and those two are STEWED
15:00 <simba> think its best to leave that discussion..... in your head
15:00 <simba> and never ever tell anyone ever again how you think
15:00 <simba> re: "gooks"
17:00 <tooheys> lets stop using the word black in case it offends black people
17:00 <Loof> being called black doesn't offend black people
17:00 <Loof> man you are ignorant
17:00 <tooheys> did i say it did?
17:00 <tooheys> learn to read
17:00 <Loof> it never will
17:00 <Loof> dont be silly
18:00 <simba> im black
19:00 <Loof> tooheys doesn't mind what people call him i assume
20:00 <Loof> as long as it's australian
20:00 <tooheys> call me a white cunt or whatever u want i dont care i got bigger fish to try than that mate
20:00 <tooheys> anyone who gets upset about a name needs to grow a pair
20:00 <Loof> why not just change your name to rockspider then
20:00 <Loof> seeing as it's just a word
20:00 <tooheys> because im not one?
20:00 <Loof> but it's just a word
21:00 <Loof> do it it will be funny
21:00 <simba> its pretty easy to have your attitude in australia tooheys
21:00 <Loof> australia is known for it's racism
21:00 <Loof> especially with all these australian racists on public transport ending up on youtube
22:00 <Loof> like that bitch using the word gook
22:00 <Loof> bet she regrets it now
22:00 <Loof> "i cant get a job cause all the asians are taking our jobs!"
23:00 <Loof> nevermind she was fat, stupid and unemployable, let's blame the asians
23:00 <simba> blame someone else
23:00 <simba> the aussie way
23:00 <Loof> yep
23:00 <simba> she'll be right mate
24:00 <Loof> llol
24:00 <simba> its only a word mate, shouldnt offend ya
24:00 <simba> if i dont understand why that word offends ya, it shouldnt offend ya
36:00 <slinky_J> ..
36:00 <ATS63> Whats a tobes?
36:00 <slinky_J> fucking faggot.
37:00 <milk> http://www.steyrarms.com/store/index.php/accessories/shirts/t-shirt/steyr-logo-t-shirt-w-logo-on-front-75.html
39:00 <ATS63> steyr arms on a shirt with no arms... nice
55:00 <simba> gunz america
55:00 <simba> wear a shirt that says: i love shooting people
39:00 <Interrupt> stick em up
39:00 <Interrupt> its a robbery
51:00 <Interrupt> hey dragen 
52:00 <Interrupt> austnet 
53:00 <Interrupt> what a joke
55:00 <simba> pz = fried
55:00 <xm> kentucky pz chicken
55:00 <xm> anyone want a pzinger?
56:00 <simba> pfz p
56:00 <Interrupt> fancy a bum
56:00 <Interrupt> pzinger that sounds hot
56:00 <xm> only available at greenwood izza
57:00 <Interrupt> hmmm
57:00 <xm> damn it
57:00 <xm> so hugnry now
57:00 <Interrupt> i fell asleep
57:00 <xm> hugrnysedtet
57:00 <xm> but ive been burning the midnight oil
57:00 <Interrupt> going to just cook food i got here 
57:00 <xm> so deserve it
57:00 <Interrupt> went to IGA otherday
57:00 <xm> tell me more tell me more
58:00 <xm> did you get very far
58:00 <xm> in the trolley
58:00 <Interrupt> i got 3 trolleys i stole from the IGA at my house
58:00 <Interrupt> i took the poles off them
58:00 <xm> have you sawn the bars off for weapons
58:00 <xm> yeh bro sik
58:00 <xm> turn 'em upside down
58:00 <Interrupt> i wanna have sex 
58:00 <xm> put chooks underneath
58:00 <Interrupt> fancy
58:00 <xm> for monoculture
59:00 <Interrupt> how much do escorts cost
59:00 <Interrupt> you ever had one xm
59:00 <xm> ive only been approached to become one
59:00 <Interrupt> what a job man
59:00 <Interrupt> just lay there and take it
00:00 <xm> i told them no. from mon-fri i IRC hard. on saturday i like to do IRC overtime. and on sundays i go to church
00:00 <xm> there are no hours left
00:00 <xm> but i said i can pimp online if that's OK
00:00 <Interrupt> have you had much sex ?
00:00 <xm> too much. just too much
00:00 <Interrupt> i fucked her all night i couldnt cum in her 
00:00 <Interrupt> ended up wankin
01:00 <Interrupt> asked her if she fancy a bum
01:00 <Interrupt> she was 40
01:00 <xm> where did you meet her
01:00 <Interrupt> at a bar
01:00 <xm> which one
01:00 <xm> Elephant & Wheelbarrow?
01:00 <Interrupt> nah
01:00 <xm> da best place for milfs aye
01:00 <Interrupt> broome
02:00 <Interrupt> fucked the shit out of her for hours
02:00 <xm> sounds like she got some pzing
03:00 <Interrupt> yup
03:00 <xm> a little bit of original, a little bit of hot 'n spicy
03:00 <Interrupt> i fucked Maurice
03:00 <xm> variety does the trick
03:00 <Interrupt> she got nice tits
03:00 <Interrupt> got Serenity pregnate
04:00 <Interrupt> i got a big dick
04:00 <Interrupt> ive seen bigger
04:00 <Interrupt> but i like my cock
04:00 <Interrupt> its fancy
04:00 <xm> i heard when your photo appeared on crimestoppers on 3D TV a few women got pregnant
04:00 <Interrupt> yer i was on crimestoppers for the bottleshop robbery
04:00 <xm> so i heard
04:00 <Interrupt> but they took it off the site now
05:00 <Interrupt> i stole a $700 bottle of champagne
05:00 <xm> damn. where's the street cred now bro
05:00 <Interrupt> heh
05:00 <Interrupt> i used to walk around with knifes
05:00 <xm> me too. i went from door to door harassing people with them
05:00 <xm> to buy my steak knives
05:00 <Interrupt> what would you do if someone tried to break in your house ?
06:00 <Interrupt> i'd prolly rape em
06:00 <Interrupt> ask them for sex
07:00 <simba> Jesus Christ is the
07:00 <simba> ONLY way to Heaven!!!
08:00 <Interrupt> id be like
08:00 <Interrupt> actually
08:00 <Interrupt> do you fancy
09:00 <Interrupt> a bum
10:00 <Interrupt> Glenn, fancy a bum ?
10:00 <Interrupt> you might like it
10:00 <Interrupt> Glenn, fancy a bum ?
10:00 <Interrupt> you might like it
10:00 <Interrupt> Glenn, fancy a bum ?
10:00 <Interrupt> you might like it
11:00 <Ana_Ng> bums are nice
11:00 <Ana_Ng> with a demi-glace
11:00 <Interrupt> want some hot man meat
11:00 <Interrupt> bit of man on man action
11:00 <Ana_Ng> we all want that
11:00 <Interrupt> HOT
11:00 <Ana_Ng> bums are nice
11:00 <Ana_Ng> with a demi-glace
11:00 <Interrupt> want some hot man meat
11:00 <Interrupt> bit of man on man action
11:00 <Ana_Ng> we all want that
11:00 <Interrupt> HOT
11:00 <Ana_Ng> bums are nice
11:00 <Ana_Ng> with a demi-glace
11:00 <Interrupt> want some hot man meat
11:00 <Interrupt> bit of man on man action
11:00 <Ana_Ng> we all want that
11:00 <Interrupt> HOT
12:00 <xm> i like watching male team sports too
12:00 <Interrupt> i think they all fancy
12:00 <Interrupt> a bum
12:00 <xm> i like watching male team sports too
12:00 <Interrupt> i think they all fancy
12:00 <Interrupt> a bum
12:00 <xm> i like watching male team sports too
12:00 <Interrupt> i think they all fancy
12:00 <Interrupt> a bum
16:00 <Interrupt> :)
16:00 <Interrupt> fancy fancy
16:00 <Interrupt> :)
16:00 <Interrupt> fancy fancy
16:00 <Interrupt> :)
16:00 <Interrupt> fancy fancy
17:00 <Interrupt> simba fancys one
17:00 <Interrupt> simba fancys one
17:00 <Interrupt> simba fancys one
20:00 <simba> yer a wizard arry
24:00 <Interrupt> ?
25:00 <Interrupt> fancy
48:00 <Interrupt> pollock
48:00 <Interrupt> got owned
11:00 <Interrupt> http://i57.tinypic.com/16az4fa.jpg
12:00 <Interrupt> famous
12:00 <simba> lol
13:00 <Interrupt> lol
13:00 <simba> do u always use the pc with shades on
13:00 <Interrupt> yerr
13:00 <Interrupt> im hell leet
13:00 <Interrupt> so fkn hot
13:00 <simba> ash your shit nigga you got dead cigarette hanging nigga
14:00 <Interrupt> no shit
14:00 <simba> PERP IN DISGUISE
14:00 <simba> PERPS IN SHADES
14:00 <Interrupt> haha
14:00 <Interrupt> best pic ever
15:00 <faux> Do you live in an empty house 
15:00 <Interrupt> yer
15:00 <Interrupt> im squatting
16:00 <faux> nice
16:00 <Interrupt> people dont like me lol
16:00 <faux> Oh ok
16:00 <faux> Y
16:00 <zapbuzz> figures.
16:00 <simba> why do u ask
16:00 <simba> does he seem girly on here
16:00 <zapbuzz> figures.
16:00 <simba> why do u ask
16:00 <simba> does he seem girly on here
17:00 <Interrupt> cause im so kewl
17:00 <faux> lol
17:00 <Interrupt> lol
17:00 <faux> I'm so fly birds gotta dodge mah shit 
17:00 <faux> - pz
17:00 <Interrupt> im infamous
18:00 <faux> I'm mickey mouse
18:00 <Interrupt> same
18:00 <Interrupt> im luka magnotta
18:00 <faux> um
18:00 <faux> https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=865995386756855
18:00 <simba> wb steenz
18:00 <faux> cheers
18:00 <faux> couldnt get back to sleep
18:00 <faux> -_-
18:00 <faux> um
18:00 <faux> https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=865995386756855
18:00 <simba> wb steenz
18:00 <faux> cheers
18:00 <faux> couldnt get back to sleep
18:00 <faux> -_-
19:00 <simba> im a perp
19:00 <Interrupt> same
19:00 <Interrupt> fancy a bum
19:00 <simba> im so fancy
19:00 <faux> first things first I'm Bruce willis
19:00 <NrKy> #melbourne, wassssuuuuuuuuuuuuupppppp!
19:00 <NrKy> This thing's still here!
19:00 <simba> lol
19:00 <simba> metal abc
19:00 <NrKy> #melbourne, wassssuuuuuuuuuuuuupppppp!
19:00 <NrKy> This thing's still here!
19:00 <simba> lol
19:00 <simba> metal abc
20:00 <faux> drop down and let da whole world feel it
20:00 <Interrupt> drop it like its hot
20:00 <faux> snoop animal 
20:00 <faux> What is he today 
20:00 <faux> A lion or dogg
20:00 <NrKy> Do any of the old ShaftedLAN crew still hang out in here?
20:00 <simba> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fse_CQUgqSg
20:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: BxTCH I KNO MY ABC'S (Feb 19, 2012) 2:28 - Category: Comedy - 706,416 -
20:00 <simba> NrKy is that anything to do with BaSHeD @ LaN
20:00 <faux> i cant handle shaky cams
20:00 <NrKy> Do any of the old ShaftedLAN crew still hang out in here?
20:00 <simba> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fse_CQUgqSg
20:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: BxTCH I KNO MY ABC'S (Feb 19, 2012) 2:28 - Category: Comedy - 706,416 -
20:00 <simba> NrKy is that anything to do with BaSHeD @ LaN
20:00 <faux> i cant handle shaky cams
21:00 <faux> lol niggers.
21:00 <faux> why are the white kids on one side
21:00 <faux> lol
21:00 <faux> lol niggers.
21:00 <faux> why are the white kids on one side
21:00 <faux> lol
22:00 <simba> ummmmmmmmmmmmmm
22:00 <faux> dont
22:00 <NrKy> simba: Can't say I've ever heard of bashed @ lan, soz
22:00 <simba> u
22:00 <simba> theres just 3 of them there
22:00 <simba> fucken white kids
22:00 <NrKy> ShaftedLAN were affiliated with RespawnLAN, BigDayIn, etc..
22:00 <simba> ummmmmmmmmmmmmm
22:00 <faux> dont
22:00 <NrKy> simba: Can't say I've ever heard of bashed @ lan, soz
22:00 <simba> u
22:00 <simba> theres just 3 of them there
22:00 <simba> fucken white kids
22:00 <NrKy> ShaftedLAN were affiliated with RespawnLAN, BigDayIn, etc..
23:00 <simba> not 2 suer
23:00 <simba> not 2 suer
24:00 <faux> ok
24:00 <faux> ok
25:00 <Interrupt> he changed his name to lion
25:00 <Interrupt> snoop lion
25:00 <faux> irc krewz
25:00 <faux> irc krewz
26:00 <simba> snoop cammell
31:00 <simba> this is gonna own !!!!!!!!111 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fwN_o_fi7xE
31:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: RBMA presents Diggin' In The Carts (Series Trailer) (Aug 28, 2014) 1:55 - Category: Entertainment - 3,211 - 138 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
05:00 <Moke> mr fat cunt
06:00 <Moke> austnet is a joke
06:00 <Moke> i will fucking take this shit box down
12:00 <Interrupt> take selfies
12:00 <simba> take a shit
12:00 <simba> in your shit box
13:00 <Interrupt> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BTRp2F4Ytuo&list=PLDCCAC703335EF577
13:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Big Gay Following - Balls Of Steel (Jul 18, 2011) 3:16 - Category: Comedy - 38,359 - 100 likes (94.3%), 6 dislikes (5.7%)
16:00 <simba> fancy a bum
16:00 <Interrupt> might like it
17:00 <simba> im just waitin for a mate
17:00 <simba> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L6SMGrIaals
18:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: I'm just waiting for a mate (Apr 17, 2013) 6:53 - Category: People & Blogs - 436,986 - 5,845 likes (99.5%), 32 dislikes (0.5%)
18:00 <Moke> i wanna do a poo in someones mouth
18:00 <Moke> any volunteers
21:00 <Interrupt> fancy a bum laetr
21:00 <simba> im just waiting for a mate
21:00 <Interrupt> ?
22:00 <Interrupt> simba, want a quick bum ?
22:00 <simba> im just waiting for a mate
22:00 <Interrupt> little man on man action
22:00 <simba> bumming_dudes
25:00 <Skirmish> Bastardly One seemed to prefer talking to themself, writing over 5 lines in a row 1580 times...
25:00 <Skirmish> wow ... 
26:00 <Interrupt> fancy a bum mate
26:00 <Skirmish> Sure, bend over. It's only gay if you push back.
26:00 <Interrupt> understood
27:00 <simba> grandmas last christmas tree
28:00 <Interrupt> lollllllllll
28:00 <Skirmish> Over and out ... *gone*
28:00 <simba> im just waitin for a mate
29:00 <simba> Interrupt https://38.media.tumblr.com/00b89c426e768204e64ef9a8eeb9de42/tumblr_na106agDXB1qe4b8eo1_500.jpg
29:00 <Interrupt>  LOL
39:00 <simba> Disturbing Video Of An 8 y/o Russian Boy Shooting Heroin 
40:00 <simba> this is actually a russian bands filp clip
40:00 <simba> film
12:00 <beehhh> every thang was closer
12:00 <beehhh> but not anymore
13:00 <beehhh> women destroyed my life for good without any mercy
13:00 <Tigger> beehhh is a nigger
13:00 <beehhh> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OWrmUPwsdNA
13:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: #Delta_Goodrem - LaughsLegends# (Mar 28, 2008) 1:50 - Category: Music - 11,998 -
13:00 <beehhh> hey dad
13:00 <Tigger> hey faggot
14:00 <beehhh> your mum is a faggot
15:00 <British^Meat> oh my
15:00 <Tigger> atleast shes white
15:00 <beehhh> whites are now endangered species
15:00 <Tigger> coon dog
15:00 <British^Meat> LOL
15:00 <Tigger> bangla pedo
15:00 <British^Meat> its just pz again :)
16:00 <British^Meat> getting a name for yaself mate 
16:00 <British^Meat> top work
16:00 <lifestolen> British^Meat, says the faggot
16:00 <beehhh> you just offset me to teh dangerzone but i'll find me peace and make my way back where i was
16:00 <lifestolen> British^Meat = a homosexual from united kingdom
17:00 <beehhh> as you've been to uk
18:00 <beehhh> no escape from this upcoming bushfire make sure you stick to the plans n protocols might god help us all
18:00 <British^Meat> such anger, i just dont get it :)
18:00 <British^Meat> ah well, no attention for that dude
18:00 <lifestolen> British^Meat means he is a homosexual using that nickname
19:00 <beehhh> what if one is a heterosexual or even bisexuals
19:00 <beehhh> fuck anything that walks
27:00 <beehhh> cold pawpaw
30:00 <beehhh> women are innocent when its necesery and they they extreme bitch when required
31:00 <BlackDevil> Adult-film studios locally and nationwide were asked to halt production Thursday after a performer tested positive for HIV
31:00 <BlackDevil> :(
32:00 <ATS63> Everyone has AIDs! AIDs! AIDs! AIDs!
32:00 <beehhh> you wont notice HIV from your monitor or be contiminated by it
36:00 <bradd_pitts> so it pays 2 lok after them
36:00 <bradd_pitts> look
37:00 <bradd_pitts> yes but straight teeth dont stop cavities
37:00 <bradd_pitts> lol
37:00 <Serenity> so glad the school has a dentist
37:00 <Serenity> well no but id rather not look like i could eat a carrot through a fence either
37:00 <bradd_pitts> rofl
37:00 <ATS63> Good dental care and not eating crap, prevents cavities
37:00 <TheRiddler> lol
37:00 <Serenity> thanks ATS63
37:00 <bradd_pitts> oh rly
37:00 <Serenity> no one knew that before now
37:00 <ATS63> Papua New Guinea is filled with plenty of tribes who've never seen sugar. They never brush. Perfect teeth
37:00 <Ana_Ng> genetics is the number one factor though
37:00 <bradd_pitts> i thought using coke as mouthwash did
38:00 <Serenity> lol
38:00 <Serenity> brushing too much is also bad for your teeth
38:00 <TheRiddler> speaking of
38:00 <TheRiddler> brb
38:00 <TheRiddler> drink
38:00 <bradd_pitts> yeah i used to brush 3 times a day
38:00 <bradd_pitts> til the dentist told me to stop
38:00 <ATS63> Tooth paste is an abrasive, so yes, over brushing is like sanding down your teeth
38:00 <TheRiddler> 3 times is the limit
38:00 <Serenity> my uncles teeth pretty much disolved in his mouth because he used to brush his teeth every time he put something in his mouth
38:00 <bradd_pitts> :|
39:00 <Serenity> obsessive
39:00 <ATS63> Serenity: you're both very welcome
40:00 <bradd_pitts> is Serenity 2 people
40:00 <bradd_pitts> shes both very welcome
40:00 <Serenity> split personality
40:00 <ATS63> Na was talking to the breasts
40:00 <Serenity> im effing cold
40:00 <bradd_pitts> yay TheRon is here
40:00 <TheRon> hi effing
41:00 <bradd_pitts> lmao
41:00 <bradd_pitts> enters with a dad joke
41:00 <bradd_pitts> classic TheRon
41:00 <bradd_pitts> .
41:00 <bradd_pitts> etc
42:00 <Serenity> mmm silverside
42:00 <ATS63> Overrate
43:00 <ShadowLurker> \m/ d(^.^)b \m/ : Rob Zombie : Scum of the Earth [The Sinister Urge - 2001]
43:00 <ShadowLurker> needs more pickles
43:00 <ShadowLurker> silverside cheese pickles salt n pepper roll
43:00 <ShadowLurker> om nom
43:00 <TheRon> hate all that
44:00 <Serenity> you're shit TheRon
44:00 <ShadowLurker> hate your face
44:00 <Serenity> we cant be friends anymore
44:00 <TheRon> am not
44:00 <Serenity> who hates cheese
44:00 <TheRon> i can't handle vinegar
44:00 <ATS63> silverside is too salty
44:00 <TheRon> oh i like cheese
44:00 <ATS63> It has shit taste
45:00 <Serenity> its corned meat. of course its salty.
46:00 <{LeE}> mmmmmmmmmmmmm yummmmeh
46:00 <{LeE}> why u still talking about food lols 
46:00 <Serenity> still?
46:00 <{LeE}> yes still
46:00 <TheRiddler> cornholio
46:00 <TheRon> serenity is fat and loves food :)
46:00 <{LeE}> we were talking about tuna before
46:00 <{LeE}> no shes not
46:00 <ATS63> Tuna is shit
47:00 <{LeE}> sos ya face
47:00 <ATS63> Tuna is what people who can't afford shellfish and cars get
47:00 <Serenity> i wasnt talking about tuna before
47:00 <TheRiddler> ...
47:00 <TheRiddler> there's some really expensive tuna 
47:00 <{LeE}> oh 
47:00 <Serenity> no ash
48:00 <Serenity> its for poor people ok
48:00 <TheRiddler> lol
48:00 <{LeE}> faux an i were
48:00 <ATS63> The japs take most the good tuna
48:00 <doctor> yellowfins alright
48:00 <ATS63> You are correct though, there is good tuna, except nobody here eats it
48:00 <doctor> skippy is also decent eating
48:00 <TheRiddler> pacific tuna
48:00 <{LeE}> ewwwwww
49:00 <doctor> bluefin is the expensive one
49:00 <ATS63> I like deer and duck
49:00 <TheRon> i like eating the easter bunny
49:00 <{LeE}> doctor ur gross
49:00 <TheRiddler> I think it's redfin
49:00 <doctor> Japs pay good money for it
49:00 <ATS63> Game meats are win
49:00 <TheRiddler> oh
49:00 <TheRiddler> yeah
49:00 <doctor> whys that lee?
49:00 <{LeE}> u eat roo
49:00 <Serenity> its very healthy
49:00 <Serenity> im not a fan of it tho
49:00 <doctor> Skippy is a fish, related to the tuna family
49:00 <{LeE}> oh lols
49:00 <{LeE}> didnt know
49:00 <TheRiddler> irc is for poor ppl too
50:00 <TheRiddler> dont you know
50:00 <TheRiddler> lol
50:00 <doctor> roos not so bad though, just need to marinate it
50:00 <Serenity> oxygen is for poor people
50:00 <{LeE}> no i didnt
50:00 <ATS63> IRC used to be for rich people :/
50:00 <ATS63> Well, comfortable people
50:00 <{LeE}> omg
50:00 <TheRon> the riddler don't let joe hockey hear you say that
50:00 <ATS63> And educated people
50:00 <{LeE}> ur doing my head in
50:00 <ATS63> Things change eh
50:00 <doctor> poor people get the dirty air. only the elitists can afford fresh air
51:00 <ATS63> Hockey's oxygen tax is going to be a problem solver
51:00 <TheRiddler> why would rich ppl waste time on irc
51:00 <TheRiddler> time = money
51:00 <TheRon> well the nose is pushed up a bit so the they can breathe the fesh air
51:00 <doctor> they go out their way to get councils to ban everything they see as 'filthy'
51:00 <{LeE}> TheRiddler no idea maybe there that rich they have no life
51:00 <doctor> puritanical elitist busy bodies
51:00 <{LeE}> and get bored so they feel the need to come on here
51:00 <ATS63> doctor: yea, the council doesn't want to ban arabs though :(
52:00 <doctor> lol
52:00 <ATS63> I think they have one of their churches that are modelled after star wars around here
53:00 <ATS63> Where they worship dirt
53:00 <{LeE}> i think someone needs another stick shoved up there a hole
53:00 <Mew> hi
53:00 <doctor> theres a mosque not too far from here but it looks really well kept and expensive
53:00 <{LeE}> hi Mew
53:00 <Mew> hi leeski
53:00 <Serenity> are you near southern river?
53:00 <{LeE}> how the fuck r ya
53:00 <Interrupt> doctor, is it at lilburne ?
53:00 <Serenity> theres that big mosque thing there
54:00 <doctor> yeah
54:00 <TheRiddler> hai MeGusta
54:00 <TheRiddler> er
54:00 <Interrupt> yeah 
54:00 <TheRiddler> Mew
54:00 <Interrupt> i've walked past it before
54:00 <Interrupt> wtf is it ?
54:00 <doctor> they do look after it
54:00 <Mew> hi widdlz
54:00 <Interrupt> is it arabs ?
54:00 <ATS63> The one out blacktown way is pretty nice too
54:00 <doctor> its a mosque
54:00 <TheRiddler> piddlez
54:00 <ATS63> I should probably know where the mosques are
54:00 <Interrupt> wierd
54:00 <Serenity> weird
55:00 <{LeE}> hrnnn
55:00 <Interrupt> its behind the servo
55:00 <Serenity> theres some sort of weird temple thing in queens park too
55:00 <Serenity> near the muzz buzz
55:00 <Skirmish> Mosque?
56:00 <TheRon> synagogg?
56:00 <Interrupt> that bush land
56:00 <Interrupt> there is kangaroos in there
56:00 <Serenity> i dont actually know what it is
56:00 <Interrupt> and some weird like war memorial
56:00 <ATS63> In memory of the great kangaroo war
56:00 <ATS63> They're family members you insensitive clod
57:00 <Interrupt> the kangaroos just stare at you
57:00 <ATS63> Why do you hang out behind the servo anyway? Cig break?
57:00 <Interrupt> wanted to see what was there
58:00 <ATS63> Well roos apparently
58:00 <ATS63> I've always wanted to kill one with a boomerang. It just seems right. I'd eat it of course
58:00 <Interrupt> its the bush land along the freeway
59:00 <ATS63> Probably wouldn't feel right within sight of a freeway tho
59:00 <Interrupt> its massive
59:00 <Interrupt> and there is some wierd building in there with some thing thats on fire
00:00 <Interrupt> some dodgy government building
00:00 <ATS63> Course I'd have to get naked. And make some paints from rock to paint myself in
00:00 <{LeE}> ahhhhhhhhhhhhh push it push it reall good 
00:00 <ATS63> Must be the secret free mason gov building
01:00 <{LeE}> salt n pepper :P
02:00 <Serenity> Turkish Suleymaniye Masjid, 239 Welshpool Rd
02:00 <Serenity> Welshpool Rd
02:00 <Serenity> that thing
09:00 <TheRon> the muppets - rainbow connection
09:00 <{LeE}> :/
10:00 <TheRon> what?
10:00 <{LeE}> nothing
10:00 <{LeE}> i neeeeed sleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep
10:00 <{LeE}> yoyo
10:00 <TheRon> have a beer
10:00 <TheRon> always wakes mw up
10:00 <{LeE}> no thanx i cant drink
10:00 <TheRon> damn!
10:00 <Loof> Kuniva's bed is always available
10:00 <{LeE}> yeah :( sux
11:00 <ATS63> TheRon: thats because you're an alcoholic
11:00 <{LeE}> Loof???
11:00 <{LeE}> O_o
11:00 <Loof> :P
11:00 <TheRon> what's your point
11:00 <{LeE}> ur gross
11:00 <{LeE}> i have a bf u dickhead
11:00 <Loof> cool cool
11:00 <Loof> just jk
11:00 <TheRon> does he satisfy your every whim
11:00 <{LeE}> not kool man not kool dont even joke about that gross
11:00 <Loof> k
12:00 <{LeE}> TheRon??
12:00 <ATS63> {LeE}: by any chance is he poor?
12:00 <{LeE}> nooo
12:00 <{LeE}> he works just has an rdo today 
12:00 <TheRon> loof bf's are only obstacles
13:00 <{LeE}> lol what now TheRon
13:00 <TheRon> what?
13:00 <{LeE}> nothing
13:00 <TheRon> they're not?
13:00 <{LeE}> dw
13:00 <ATS63> {LeE}: do you tell him you love him?
13:00 <{LeE}> yeah why u ask ???
13:00 <Loof> TheRon is so despo
13:00 <Loof> trying to get into {LeE}'s pants now
14:00 <TheRon> nah
14:00 <{LeE}> :/
14:00 <{LeE}> im taken
14:00 <TheRon> i mean i would but
14:00 <Loof> he doesn't care
14:00 <{LeE}> no one can have me but my man lols
15:00 <Loof> does he have a huge wang {LeE} ?
15:00 <TheRon> i don't think chicks go for the beer drinking couch loving sports crazed man
15:00 <{{LeE}}> <{Lee}> omg dont make me think about kuniva's cock i'll get horny
15:00 <{{LeE}}> [#melbourne] <{LeE}> lol we made 3 of our mates wank under a doona as we wanted to know who was ganna cum first we were 15 [#melbourne] <Loof> statistics show most chicks have already sucked off the family dog by that age
16:00 <{{LeE}}> <{Lee}> omg dont make me think about kuniva's cock i'll get horny
16:00 <{LeE}> :/
16:00 <ATS63> {LeE}: do you love him as much as kuniva's cock?
17:00 <TheRon> i'm being cultured tonight, a few beers and then off to the theatre
17:00 <TheRon> i'm saeeing john waters do john lennon
17:00 <{LeE}> TheRon who who
18:00 <TheRon> no not the who, john lennon
18:00 <{LeE}> lol no im asking who the hell is that
18:00 <ATS63> TheRon: by culture you mean the beer right?
18:00 <TheRon> yeah i'll be drinking from stubbies when i go out
18:00 <{LeE}> :/
19:00 <TheRon> john waters, the dad off offspring, john lennon from the beatles
19:00 <{LeE}> males r strange
19:00 <{LeE}> ohh k then
19:00 <ATS63> Well if you want dick or kids, we're the guys to see
19:00 <{LeE}> ??
19:00 <Interrupt> i drank this beer and it tasted like shit literally
19:00 <TheRon> tooheys is like shit
20:00 <Interrupt> yeah
20:00 <{LeE}> ATS63 were u just talking to me?
20:00 <ATS63> Yes
20:00 <Interrupt> i left it at the bar
20:00 <Interrupt> and walked out
20:00 <TheRon> how do nsw people drink that shit
20:00 <Loof> don't worry about ATS63 he's a lost cunt and a bit of a you know what
20:00 <{LeE}> beer is shit i rather drink Jack d or devils cut 
20:00 <Interrupt> it smelt like poo
20:00 <Loof> alcohol is shit
20:00 <Loof> it's the lamest of all drugs
20:00 <{LeE}> Loof noticed
20:00 <Interrupt> i drank two bottles of vodka and left my jumper at the pub
21:00 <ATS63> Drugs are lame. The lamest people do them
21:00 <TheRon> you walked out with teo bottles of vodka without a jumper, how??
21:00 <{LeE}> if i shot vodka i spew every where lols
21:00 <TheRon> two
21:00 <Interrupt> no
21:00 <Interrupt> i left my jumper at the pub
21:00 <{LeE}> lol
21:00 <Interrupt> on the seat
21:00 <Interrupt> i wonder who has it
22:00 <TheRon> you tell great stories
22:00 <Interrupt> its true
22:00 <Interrupt> left it there yesterday
22:00 <TheRon> a mate of mine used to poach bottles all the time
22:00 <TheRon> never got caught
22:00 <Loof> studies show people who go down the pub and watch cricket secretly lust after their father's cocks
23:00 <Interrupt> lol
23:00 <Interrupt> ive never liked cricket
23:00 <Serenity> geez
23:00 <TheRon> i don't like cricket
23:00 <TheRon> oh no i love it!!!
23:00 <ATS63> Nothing wrong with dads cock. I once came from it
23:00 <{LeE}> ewwwwwwwwwwww
23:00 <{LeE}> :/
23:00 <{LeE}> dude
24:00 <Interrupt> but i remember in grade 5 this kid that looked like timothy mcveigh shouts out "its the jews" one of the teachers was like "wtf are you reading?" she took the turner diaries off him and wouldn't let him have it back
24:00 <Interrupt> and then he started crying
24:00 <Interrupt> true story
24:00 <{LeE}> gay story 
25:00 <TheRiddler> lol
25:00 <TheRon> aldi have pulled roald dahl books becuase it uses the word slut
25:00 <ATS63> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xs00fBj2nH0
25:00 <Interrupt> timothy mcveigh was hardcore
25:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: I just like that story - Burgess Meredith (May 3, 2012) 1:36 - Category: People & Blogs - 38,029 -
25:00 <Interrupt> he was in desert storm
33:00 <TheRon> how about those knicks?
34:00 <ATS63> Yankies
34:00 <TheRon> don't like baseball
34:00 <TheRon> it's like cricket only slower
34:00 <ATS63> Except the knicks are a basketball team
35:00 <TheRon> i like basketball
35:00 <TheRon> the fiba world cup is on the abc
35:00 <TheRon> go aussies
35:00 <ATS63> Another sport we'll lose
36:00 <TheRon> oh yes!
36:00 <ATS63> Quit dreaming
36:00 <TheRon> gotta support the team
36:00 <TheRon> they could get a bronze
36:00 <ATS63> Why? Its not mandatory
36:00 <TheRon> stop being unaustralian
37:00 <ATS63> Right about now I wish I were an abo
38:00 <TheRon> the benefits?
38:00 <ATS63> Calling you a vanilla faced white cunt
42:00 <TheRon> how about those russians
43:00 <Serenity> black Russian
44:00 <TheRon> tony abbott said its a big country bullying a little country
44:00 <TheRon> way to keep things simple PM
44:00 <bradd_pitts> tony abbott sucks more dick than ATS63's mom
45:00 <TheRon> and her mom before her
45:00 <TheRon> the ace of spades the ace of spades
45:00 <ATS63> Bill Shorten sucks an equal amount of dicks
45:00 <ATS63> for the record
46:00 <ATS63> Add krudd to that list
46:00 <bradd_pitts> are you watching the footy tonight TheRon
46:00 <TheRon> politicians have all had to suck dick at one time or another 
46:00 <TheRon> no i'm not watching the footy
46:00 <TheRon> seeing a show
47:00 <bradd_pitts> oh
47:00 <bradd_pitts> la di da
47:00 <TheRon> john waters the glass onion
47:00 <Interrupt> simba sucks cocks 
47:00 <Skirmish> Abbott had better watch out that the Russians don't have a chat to their Chinese buddies and fuck Australia's shit up via trade. 
47:00 <TheRon> i'm listening to james taylor
48:00 <Moke> i have to go to fucking work soon
48:00 <Moke> :(
48:00 <TheRon> these sanctions on the russians are doing fuck all
49:00 <TheRon> putin laughs at the rest of the world
50:00 <Rak> i doubt putin's laughed in his entire laugh
50:00 <TheRon> behind closed doors its a cack fest
50:00 <Skirmish> Exactly. Putin is ignoring big powers like Germany, USA, Britain so what the hell does Abbott thing he is achieving?  
50:00 <Rak> headlines
51:00 <TheRon> putin has gas and oil, putin will just shut down europe
51:00 <Interrupt> do you know what tony abbott said about the james foley thing
52:00 <Interrupt> he said that can happen here
52:00 <TheRon> way to scaremonger
52:00 <Interrupt> hes saying he wont protect the citizens in this country
52:00 <Skirmish> It's bigger than that.  He's playing with NATO ... it's going to come down to how serious NATO want to continue to be taken. 
52:00 <TheRon> nato can do fuck all
53:00 <Interrupt> what can australia do ?
53:00 <Interrupt> nothing
53:00 <Interrupt> tony abbott is a jewboy
53:00 <TheRon> no he's a catholic
53:00 <Interrupt> hes jew
54:00 <Interrupt> tony abbott is friends with some of the top rabbis in israel
54:00 <TheRon> clive palmer is jew
54:00 <Interrupt> there is photos of him
54:00 <Interrupt> they're all jews
54:00 <Rak> yes, the top rabbis in israel would tend to be all jews
54:00 <TheRon> people in israel would tend to be jews
56:00 <Interrupt> niggers and jews
56:00 <Interrupt> destorying the world
56:00 <TheRon> fuck you yo 'ho i don't want you back
56:00 <Rak> oh no
56:00 <Rak> what would the world be like without stories
56:00 <TheRon> Interrupt: the gypsy?
57:00 <Skirmish> NATO can do a lot of things.  Ukraine was in the process of becoming a NATO member. Unless it wants to no longer be recognised as a serious group they have to become more vocal.
58:00 <TheRon> you know what russia is doing, basically getting to the small countries of the former republic before they become nato members
58:00 <Skirmish> Plus, I am sure Putin is keeping in mind the 15,000 or so NATO Soldiers in Afghanistan to his south. 
59:00 <Skirmish> TheRon: Yes.  To try and retain their buffer that was created when the USSR broke apart.
59:00 <TheRon> a small slice of moldova is next
59:00 <Skirmish> Moldova is already considered to be Russian run.  It just continues it's facade of being independant. 
01:00 <TheRon> what do you think the end game is??
01:00 <TheRon> what's putin upto
01:00 <Interrupt> i rekon it will be nuns with uzis
01:00 <Interrupt> full on maccares
03:00 <TheRon> the trouble with nato is that putin will just cut the energy supplies to europe
04:00 <Skirmish> It will be interesting to see how the world reacts to the latest news. 
04:00 <TheRon> what news is that?
06:00 <TheRon> there's no aphrodisiac like lonliness, truth beauty and a picture of you
07:00 <Moke> whitlams
07:00 <Moke> fucking amazing band
08:00 <Moke> u know who one of my fav aussie bands is 
08:00 <TheRon> the whitlams?
08:00 <Moke> MGF
08:00 <TheRon> ah yes!
08:00 <Moke> isaac or fuzz
08:00 <Moke> fuck man i have a rare cd of theirs called unsound sounds 
08:00 <Moke> it has the original love comes to an end ep on it
09:00 <Moke> which there was only 500 copies in existence
09:00 <TheRon> amazing
09:00 <Moke> next thing im buying is the avalanches debut ep\
09:00 <Moke> el producto going for 90 bux on ebay
09:00 <Moke> i long for the day they release their long awaited 2nd album
10:00 <Moke> shouldnt have had garlic
11:00 <Moke> i think i will be running to the toilet
11:00 <xm> 4 Ana_Ng http://cdn.iwastesomuchtime.com/August-25-2014-14-53-19-105651808156271484573994395173036028217043n.jpg
12:00 <Loof> i wish Ana_Ng all the misery life can muster
12:00 <matrix> Why is that look? 
12:00 <TheRon> the misery like off misery?
12:00 <Loof> such a boring woman
13:00 <matrix> I haven't found her boring .....
13:00 <matrix> Did she reject you ??
13:00 <TheRon> so she wouldn't sleep with you then?
13:00 <Loof> i wonder who would win in a game of chess, Ana or a lump of turd
14:00 <TheRon> i love these intelligent conversations
14:00 <matrix> Ana_Ng is probably one of the most intelligent people I  here
14:00 <matrix> No offence to anyone else
14:00 <matrix> in*
14:00 <TheRon> she knows shit
14:00 <matrix> Did we scare Loof away?
15:00 <TheRon> sure it could be all googled but still
15:00 <matrix> Nah she knows stuff that is not easily Google
15:00 <matrix> Google is too general
16:00 <xm> that's why i use Yahoo! answers for all my questions about whether or not i should get a sex change for my dog
17:00 <matrix> yahoo will answer that one lol
17:00 <TheRon> all signs point to yes
17:00 <xm> Google is nothing more than a portal into a dumber version of Wikipedia
17:00 <matrix> You can get dumber Wikipedia? ??
18:00 <xm> yes!!!!!!!
18:00 <xm> wikidpedia.org
18:00 <xm> for kids
18:00 <TheRon> i'm going off the rails on a crazytrain
18:00 <matrix> Omg! !!!   I thought Wikipedia was already dumb enough
18:00 <xm> true true
18:00 <matrix> It ain't no Britain a
18:00 <doctor> everything is dumb. DUMB DUMB DUMB!
18:00 <matrix> grit 
19:00 <matrix> Oh ffs phone
19:00 <matrix> Stop auto correcting me
19:00 <matrix> britanica*
20:00 <xm> hey that sounds like a good name for a daughter
20:00 <xm> an educated bogan should do that
20:00 <xm> Britannica
21:00 <simba> theyve got Brianna
21:00 <simba> awful name
21:00 <xm> my Britannica so smart she knows the scientific name for alcohol
21:00 <doctor> Britney
22:00 <TheRon> inxs - i send a message
22:00 <matrix> lol true
22:00 <Doodle> lol encyclopaedia britney
22:00 <Doodle> 2 volumes
22:00 <Doodle> like and whatever
23:00 <matrix> lol Doodle you day
23:00 <doctor> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lD77pgC20Ac
23:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Dave Edmunds - Queen Of Hearts (Oct 16, 2010) 3:28 - Category: Music - 27,197 -
24:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Juice Newton - Queen Of Hearts.mp3 (4.3MB 192kbps Stereo 3:07)
25:00 <xm> my Britannica did year 12. yeah she didnt graduate but she did attend
25:00 <doctor> catchy tune
25:00 <Doodle> its an ace song
25:00 <Doodle> used to be on in the car on road trips as a kid
25:00 <Doodle> in the rad tape player
26:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pLdJQFTnZfA
26:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Foo Fighters - Big Me (Oct 2, 2009) 2:13 - Category: Music - 5,563,469 - 15,465 likes (98.8%), 193 dislikes (1.2%)
26:00 <xm> this is TheRon territory
26:00 <doctor> i heard it on the oldiest station
26:00 <Doodle> gold 104?
26:00 <doctor> oldies*
26:00 <doctor> nah curtin fm here
26:00 <Doodle> oh righto
27:00 <TheRon> 3ba is just shit
27:00 <Doodle> i went to melb today, cranked gold fm the whole way there and back
27:00 <xm> crazy nyoongar deserves a slot on Curtin FM
27:00 <xm> he was a student there anyway
27:00 <xm> good sniff watch -- best prices nor and sor
27:00 <Doodle> got a gigantic parking ticket i dont have to pay
27:00 <Doodle> win
28:00 <doctor> lol, the best kind of ticket. dont mind getting those
28:00 <Doodle> lol yeh mates car and he told me to park there
28:00 <Doodle> so bam $150 fine for him
28:00 <Doodle> i didnt even look at the sign
30:00 <doctor> yes, I had one for something similiar just replace friend with boss
31:00 <Doodle> haha
31:00 <Doodle> fuck em
31:00 <doctor> true
31:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=EqWRaAF6_WY
31:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Foo Fighters - My Hero (Mar 18, 2011) 4:02 - Category: Music - 8,726,903 - 43,560 likes (98.6%), 634 dislikes (1.4%)
31:00 <xm> should have waited after the fine to go park it again somewhere else for the disabled
33:00 <Doodle> nah he would prolly get away with that
33:00 <matrix> Well this is about as boring as batshit today
33:00 <Doodle> he has a broken pelvis, ribs and back
33:00 <matrix> Night all
33:00 <xm> no wonder you're driving for him
33:00 <xm> TEMPORARY ACROD SITCKERS
33:00 <Doodle> yeh
33:00 <Doodle> cya matrix
34:00 <xm> night?
34:00 <xm> thought you're in Australia
34:00 <TheRon> i'm gonna wear my geelong bomber jacket tonight
35:00 <Doodle> sezz
35:00 <Doodle> ideas for the xr6
35:00 <Doodle> https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xaf1/v/t1.0-9/10659150_552928851503182_5684108287417225941_n.jpg?oh=de9414a1aa36f69f55f0c8f7c6e71d35&oe=547606D9&__gda__=1416650600_c75bb36afd9a83b0302a89c1e0ba391d
35:00 <Serenity> ROFL
36:00 <Doodle> its silly anyway the car behind you would get snags all over their windscreen
37:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fregObNcHC8
37:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Nirvana - The Man Who Sold The World (MTV Unplugged) (Jun 16, 2009) 3:38 - Category: Music - 56,505,643 -
39:00 <Serenity> yeah definitely not a well thought out plan
40:00 <TheRon> the man who sold the world, who does it better, bowie or nirvana?
40:00 <simba> bowie
40:00 <doctor> i like nirvana but bowies version was better
41:00 <doctor> and that says something cause I don't really like bowie
41:00 <doctor> as a character at least
41:00 <TheRon> bowie whats not to love?
42:00 <doctor> just his personality riles with mine. i acknowledge he was very talented though
42:00 <TheRon> a bit gayish?
42:00 <doctor> nah, kurt was a bit gay aswell
43:00 <doctor> i don't have a word for it
43:00 <xm> the old man mopping in Teen Spirit was his secret gay lover
43:00 <xm> just look at the old man's facial expression
43:00 <TheRon> i think dave grohl is the best drummer in the foo fighters
43:00 <doctor> lol
43:00 <xm> obviously one of love/lust
44:00 <Serenity> eccentric?
44:00 <simba> i think that goes without saying TheRon
44:00 <TheRon> my mistake
44:00 <doctor> maybe his certain kind of eccentricity
45:00 <tooheys> WAS the best drummer... i very much doubt he's as good as he used to be
45:00 <xm> i think Noel Gallagher is the best wanker in Oasis
45:00 <doctor> lol yeah
46:00 <doctor> I do like Noel for that reason
46:00 <xm> he's a wannabe Morrissey but unrefined
46:00 <TheRon> i like all apologies, quite often the last song before i used to pass out drinking ouzo
46:00 <doctor> he's irish
46:00 <xm> oh i didnt know they had Irish parents
47:00 <xm> i suppose both of them do have something in common then
47:00 <simba> dave ghrol is only 45 why do you think his skills wouldve dropped off dramatically
47:00 <xm> tremors from alcoholism
47:00 <doctor> once they have kids and a get off the drugs their moment has come and gone
47:00 <TheRon> probably the best they've ever been
48:00 <xm> or AIDS denialism
48:00 <TheRon> everyone has aids
49:00 <TheRon> aids aids aids
49:00 <xm> yeh but u got super homo AIDS
49:00 <xm> i only got nano AIDS
49:00 <xm> nanny aides
50:00 <doctor> metaphorical AIDS
50:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=Ee6xkwVucIE
50:00 <xm> make-a-wish-get-AIDS foundation
50:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Nirvana - Breed (Jun 16, 2009) 3:01 - Category: Music - 6,446,976 - 25,307 likes (98.6%), 370 dislikes (1.4%)
51:00 <simba> irisihitalia
51:00 <TheRon> go port
53:00 <FredFlinstone> come on holidays lol
53:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vygQZ9hYqyE
53:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Guns N' Roses - You Could Be Mine - Official Video HD (1080p) (Sep 25, 2011) 0 - Category: Music - 936,424 -
54:00 <TheRon> what if i said carton was gonna beat essendon?
54:00 <FredFlinstone> they will
54:00 <TheRon> i think so too
54:00 <FredFlinstone> fuckin hope so lol
54:00 <FredFlinstone> they got nothing to lose
55:00 <FredFlinstone> got it TheRon
55:00 <simba> but no reason 2 win
55:00 <FredFlinstone> as in The Van 
55:00 <TheRon> the van?
55:00 <FredFlinstone> yeppz
55:00 <simba> dons by 100,000,000
55:00 <FredFlinstone> travels well
55:00 <ATS63> Is it fathers day this weekend or next?
55:00 <FredFlinstone> I got no fuckin hope reversing into our drive though
56:00 <FredFlinstone> never had one before
56:00 <FredFlinstone> we had to push it in
56:00 <TheRon> take it slow
56:00 <TheRon> little adjustments
56:00 <FredFlinstone> so many cars in the street and of course every prick came from both ends of the street
56:00 <FredFlinstone> gave up
56:00 <TheRon> from memory backing the van is opposite to the the normal
57:00 <FredFlinstone> drive has a big gutter
57:00 <FredFlinstone> yes
57:00 <Serenity> what'll i dooooo when youuuu are farrrr awayyy and iiii am blueee
57:00 <FredFlinstone> but need to practice
57:00 <Serenity> what'll i dooo
57:00 <simba> earth a run red
57:00 <FredFlinstone> can do it str8 ok
57:00 <FredFlinstone> I knew I couldnt
57:00 <FredFlinstone> so no surprises there
57:00 <TheRon> is arnie doing another terminator??
58:00 <FredFlinstone> sounds like it
58:00 <TheRon> damn!!
58:00 <FredFlinstone> but maybe not as the terminator
58:00 <FredFlinstone> so I heard a while ago
58:00 <TheRon> t2 was awesome
58:00 <FredFlinstone> Geelong had so many bogans today
59:00 <FredFlinstone> they were everywhere
59:00 <TheRon> nah
59:00 <FredFlinstone> yesh
59:00 <Lumeah> yeah
59:00 <FredFlinstone> never seen it like that before
59:00 <FredFlinstone> bikies everyone
59:00 <FredFlinstone> I needed that flak jacket
59:00 <FredFlinstone> lol
00:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=faSBzYRnFdk
00:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Guns N' Roses - Chinese Democracy (Jun 7, 2010) 4:40 - Category: Music - 183,267 - 573 likes (96.5%), 21 dislikes (3.5%)
00:00 <TheRon> off to see john waters tonight FredFlinstone 
00:00 <TheRon> john lennon show
00:00 <FredFlinstone> in what?
00:00 <FredFlinstone> oh ok
00:00 <FredFlinstone> hope is isnt singing
00:00 <FredFlinstone> he
01:00 <TheRon> good show i've seen it before
01:00 <FredFlinstone> does he sing?
01:00 <TheRon> yeah, quite well
01:00 <FredFlinstone> prolly speaks it
01:00 <FredFlinstone> whereabouts?
02:00 <FredFlinstone> oh cya lol
04:00 <ATS63> lame
04:00 <ATS63> http://www.heraldsun.com.au/news/victoria/vigilante-firefighter-league-forming-across-rural-victoria-amid-fears-authorities-wont-stop-blazes/story-fni0fit3-1227040526057?nk=e0e47f12ed987daafaf0163ecac48248
09:00 <simba> http://youtu.be/IJ38IzLo5Nc
09:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Sister Sledge - Thinking Of You (Mar 23, 2014) 4:17 - Category: Music - 81,849 -
11:00 <ATS63> Weird. Went to the bottle shop. The whitest bitch there, her name is ebony
11:00 <ATS63> Guess its like naming your black daughter ivory
12:00 <bee_girl> so weird 
12:00 <bee_girl> who does that?
12:00 <ATS63> People who think they're funny or ironic
12:00 <ATS63> Seems cruel
13:00 <bee_girl> cruel
13:00 <Serenity> .
13:00 <simba> when half a dozen trolls are active https://38.media.tumblr.com/b089472e7ae5e0f3128a54a057e9fd5b/tumblr_n6kgedn6Vp1tsf68ao1_400.gif
13:00 <tooheys> ebony's actually a fairly common name for a white girl...
14:00 <ATS63> simba: hey, they could've had knives and been threatening in that seated position
14:00 <simba> what
14:00 <simba> are you a cop?
14:00 <bee_girl> sarcasm is particularly common on irc its a shame it doesnt come across all the time
15:00 <xm> it's cruel. like being Jewish and naming your kid Adolf and sending him off to an all Jewish school
15:00 <ATS63> Adolf Czarnecki
15:00 <tooheys> being a smartass is also particularly common
15:00 <xm> it's just powerade and they were celebrating a protest win after the game
16:00 <ATS63> powerade - now in a spray
16:00 <xm> cops like donuts. bikies like tea and scones. protestors like powerade
17:00 <ATS63> At least that guy made them all compliant. Look how compliant they are
17:00 <simba> fyi its whats going on in america whilst everyone does the ice bucket challenge
17:00 <tooheys> i wouldnt be surprised if more people buy powerade for bongs than to drink
17:00 <ATS63> You can get powdered poweraid
17:00 <xm> simba, i would like to ask Obama that question but he's always busy playing golf
18:00 <simba> question?
18:00 <ATS63> Might be useful for powdered alcohol
18:00 <ATS63> Although coke would be a better mix
18:00 <tooheys> not for vodka it wouldnt
18:00 <ATS63> Mix & snort. Breathaliser won't work
19:00 <tooheys> pretty sure a breatho would still pick it up
19:00 <xm> hey ATS63 can you beat the breathalyser by liek liek breathing in instead of out and have the spinning things go around and think it's measurin' somethin'?
19:00 <ATS63> simba: are you saying in murica the cops capsicon people for ALS?
20:00 <simba> every time i read one of your lines im disapointed
20:00 <ATS63> xm: they do detect breathing in, and halt the test
20:00 <xm> damn
20:00 <tooheys> yeah they do ive seen someone try it
20:00 <tooheys> i think it might be time for a carlton draught
21:00 <ATS63> xm: just snort palcohol
21:00 <xm> what people need is a little whoopi cushion in their mouth
21:00 <xm> 'sorry officer had some spicy food earlier today'
21:00 <Nikky`> Honey i'm home!!
21:00 <tooheys> i wonder what would happen if u farted into the breathalyser
22:00 <Nikky`> Now I am not.. taking mum out to dinner
22:00 <ATS63> I swear that was Nikki Webster with how little fucks people gave
22:00 <xm> the real Nikki Webster would be too busy posing for FHM right now
23:00 <tooheys> nikki webster is VERY tappable these days
23:00 <xm> lol
23:00 <ATS63> Nah. She probably talks
23:00 <xm> she can write about feminism in FHM
23:00 <xm> and do an essay on how gingers do have souls
23:00 <ATS63> Also her boobs are below average
24:00 <tooheys> yeah her tits could be better 
24:00 <ATS63> She needs fake tits asap
24:00 <tooheys> i wonder if shes got a really nice box to make up for her lack of tits
24:00 <ATS63> I might suggest that in an email to her
24:00 <xm> do it over twitter publicly
24:00 <xm> #NikkiFakeTitsCampaign
24:00 <xm> ill help it to trend
25:00 <ATS63> Dear Nikki, all your fans have bigger tits yet you can afford fake ones. Please explain.
25:00 <xm> we'll all raise money for it with the ASL challenge
25:00 <tooheys> seriously would u rather have a girl with small real tits or big fake ones
25:00 <tooheys> i would rather the small ones at least they are not fake
25:00 <simba> me too probably
25:00 <Loof> fake tits are shit
25:00 <xm> this is like a deep philosophical question from the Matrix
26:00 <tooheys> i once had a gf who had a cup tits and she wanted to get a breast enlargement and i actually talked her out of it
26:00 <simba> "there are no tits" - morpheus
26:00 <tooheys> my mates thought i was mad
26:00 <ATS63> Loof: fake tits are better than a flat chest
26:00 <xm> the blue nipple or the red one
27:00 <ATS63> http://www.abc.net.au/am/content/2014/s4075931.htm
28:00 <ATS63> I wonder how many ladyboys he impregnated
28:00 <simba> http://youtu.be/AAssSAri66c
28:00 <ATS63> Or attempted to anyway
28:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Tom & Jerry (4 Hero) - Maxi(Mun) Style Remix (Sep 30, 2009) 4:26 - Category: Music - 61,628 -
29:00 <ATS63> tooheys: are you a faggot?
29:00 <Serenity> i really dont like the look of fake boobs
29:00 <Serenity> but my friend had some done last year and hers look really natural
29:00 <Serenity> not that ridiculous looks like someone glued bowls to her chest type boob job
29:00 <ATS63> Maddy has fake ones. Like a gentleman I paid for 'em
30:00 <tooheys> no im not
30:00 <tooheys> would you want a gf with a fake cunt? of course not... so why have one with fake tits
30:00 <ATS63> B/C -> DD = win
30:00 <ATS63> tooheys: as long as it feels good
30:00 <ATS63> And she has boobs
30:00 <ATS63> Why not
31:00 <Serenity> most fakies dont feel good
31:00 <ATS63> They feel fine to me
31:00 <simba> if you need to attach big fake tits to ur woman maybe u chose the wrong 1
31:00 <tooheys> exactly
31:00 <tooheys> u should have liked her the way she was
31:00 <ATS63> Nah she's the right one. She puts up with my shit and still loves me
34:00 <simba> i wonder when fake butts will come into vogue
35:00 <tooheys> i wonder when fake brains will be invented... theres a lot of women that could do with one of those
36:00 <ATS63> Less brains = more dick
36:00 <tooheys> dunno about that
36:00 <tooheys> actually no i think you're right, most dumb bitches are sluts 
39:00 <ATS63> Its a rule
40:00 <ATS63> And if they're attractive, apparently nature wants us to like dumb women
41:00 <erlich> mental retardaton is associated with hypersexuality and inappropriate behaviour
41:00 <erlich> it's not a massive logical leap
41:00 <erlich> retardation*
41:00 <erlich> smarter people lose their virginity later, have fewer kids... if any
42:00 <ATS63> http://www.chlomo.org/archive/misc/src/1344968499536.jpg
42:00 <erlich> and dumber people dont know how to use contraception properly which compunds hte problem further
42:00 <erlich> so it's basically a form of dysgenics
43:00 <ATS63> http://i1.minus.com/ikfvFg.jpg
43:00 <Serenity> idiocrasy eat your heart out
44:00 <Rak> dumb men like dumb women
44:00 <ATS63> So if you don't want kids, get a smart woman with tiny tits, install bigger tits, and you're set for life
48:00 <tooheys> fuck that
49:00 <erlich> when are they going to make biscuits called Tiny Titties
49:00 <tooheys> if u dont want kids pull out before u blow ur load
49:00 <erlich> yes, open sauce on that installation of bigger tits
49:00 <tooheys> are those tits GPL or BSD licensed?
50:00 <erlich> id prefer GPL as it's tighter
50:00 <tooheys> LOL
50:00 <tooheys> i like soft tits though... i think id rather BSD licensed tits, and a GPL licensed pussy
51:00 <ATS63> Lame. Perky is good
51:00 <tooheys> i dont want to make the "source code" for any "changes" i make to the pussy publically available though
52:00 <ATS63> < Rak> dumb men like dumb women
52:00 <doctor> http://i.imgur.com/Ay3z14M.gif
53:00 <erlich> everything downie just makes me laugh
53:00 <erlich> im goin ta hell
53:00 <ATS63> http://www.spankwire.com/Sexy-lady-having-some-cam-fun-woocams-lsl-com/video1582980/
53:00 <doctor> lol
53:00 <erlich> or ill be 'blesed' with a downie kid
53:00 <erlich> blessed*
53:00 <ATS63> Her nips are a little weird but the firmness of her tits is nice
53:00 <Floss> little jimy is always happy
53:00 <doctor> bless their innocent big hearts
53:00 <Floss> except when hes sad
53:00 <ATS63> Also is she on IRC?
54:00 <erlich> it's tru etho. bless those souls. they're always happy
54:00 <Floss> lol the Ringer - "you picked up my cd, and you scratched it"
54:00 <Floss> "you scratched it"
55:00 <doctor> kind of bothers me when people want to abort them just because having down syndrome is taboo apparently
55:00 <tooheys> hi floss i thought you were dead i havent seen you on home and away since the early 90s
55:00 <Floss> oh ok
56:00 <erlich> abortion is really a black genocide but leftists wont care about that
56:00 <Floss> id be offended if i knew what the fuck you were babbling on about
56:00 <simba> home and away is a tv show
56:00 <ATS63> erlich: often abortion is a better outcome...
56:00 <Floss> is he implying iman actor or something? i dont get it
56:00 <erlich> hi im alf from home & away
57:00 <simba> i dont know it doesnt really matter
57:00 <Floss> lol spot the downer! im guessing tooheys!
57:00 <erlich> there was probably someone by that name in the show, floss
57:00 <doctor> i personally believe people should not breed but abortion i seem to have an ethical problem with
57:00 <Floss> i am pro abortion
57:00 <Floss> cause MY BODY CUNT
57:00 <doctor> lol
57:00 <erlich> Floss McPhee
58:00 <ATS63> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v401YR0YmXg
58:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Alf Stewart Rape Dungeon [original] (Jun 6, 2010) 0 - Category: Comedy - 615,692 -
58:00 <erlich> ATS63: i never get sick of those videos
58:00 <simba> look at this foghorn leghorn lookin nigga work on ur legs bro u look like a chicken https://36.media.tumblr.com/79c86baeeb9142f725e502b1a766f297/tumblr_n9brn3oGOg1td4hpho1_500.jpg
58:00 <tooheys> i like the one with frank and roo
58:00 <erlich> lol @ Lux Antenna
58:00 <tooheys> "whered you get your shirt? gay cunts r us?"
59:00 <erlich> Brevik was listening to that as he mowed people down too
59:00 <ATS63> simba: think he might lyft bruzz?
00:00 <Floss> lol angelas a fucking BIATCH
01:00 <ATS63> Floss: pro abortion eh? What came first, the chicken or the egg?
01:00 <erlich> "yes it's true and im bob hawke's brother"
01:00 <erlich> alfred! 
01:00 <erlich> how rasscist
01:00 <erlich> all because he was a wog
02:00 <ATS63> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z2Ro_t9_Svs
02:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: GTA SA: Cluckin' Bell Commercial 1 (Aug 7, 2009) 0:50 - Category: Gaming - 45,472 - 437 likes (98.9%), 5 dislikes (1.1%)
02:00 <Rak> science has an answer.  the egg came first
06:00 <simba> heres a pick up line anyone can use 
06:00 <simba> https://31.media.tumblr.com/342592b74e26e41f94c6959ca298b5c4/tumblr_inline_n19o6rlRWP1r5dcm3.png
08:00 <Rak> maybe only on an american chick cos an aussie chick will find your humour uteless
08:00 <Rak> :D
08:00 <erlich> TheRak
08:00 <simba> brilliant
08:00 <erlich> :D
08:00 <simba> an aussie chick might not really pick up on it
09:00 <Rak> hahaha redeemed :D
09:00 <erlich> it's good for getting things into your bed
13:00 <Lumeah> http://imgur.com/gallery/ghOdh1A
14:00 <beehhh> more n more asians are coming to steal your jobs
15:00 <Rak> yes, the majority of them are called "australian citizens"
15:00 <Lumeah> they can have it
16:00 <Rak> what's your job?
16:00 <beehhh> i used to have fait in you
16:00 <beehhh> faith
18:00 <simba> youre a fucking parasite bee_girl
18:00 <simba> beehhh*
20:00 <erlich> you're only half a citizen Rak!
20:00 <erlich> Lumeah's job is online counselling
21:00 <Rak> that makes me a man of the world
23:00 <beehhh> http://www.theguardian.com/world/2014/aug/29/darwin-migrant-workers-wont-be-paid-less-in-new-457-scheme-coalition-says
24:00 <Lumeah> http://imgur.com/gallery/ghOdh1A heehee
24:00 <Rak> de ja vu
25:00 <simba> u already linked that and its still fake + gay
26:00 <beehhh> all chinese wanta aussie migrant
26:00 <beehhh> they all wanna  be emigrants are penny wongs nephews
26:00 <Lumeah> it has another message on the side!
26:00 <Lumeah> :p
27:00 <beehhh> im going to a quiet place in newfoundland
27:00 <erlich> yes, (C)opyright kickasshumour.com
27:00 <Rak> yes, citizens of the nation that will be the dominant superpower in the next 50 years want to come live here...with abbott
28:00 <Serenity> beehhh you're the worst human alive, fix this immediately
28:00 <erlich> Asians want to come here just to spit on the ground and come back. not that they hate us, they just like spitting
28:00 <erlich> it's a cultural thing over there to boast about all the different countries you've been to and spat on
29:00 <simba> everything beehhh types, hes typed before
29:00 <Serenity> im starting to not believe hes a real person
30:00 <Rak> unfortunately, i believe it's a real person
31:00 <erlich> it's a real person. only the gender of his lover is faked
31:00 <beehhh> demntia memory disorder and ADHD
32:00 <beehhh> all the love that you gave me regardless
32:00 <erlich> you need to drink more
32:00 <beehhh> thanks for the tip
32:00 <erlich> no worries
33:00 <erlich> mr boremeo
33:00 <erlich> :)
33:00 <beehhh> http://oi62.tinypic.com/2yy35ld.jpg
33:00 <Serenity> you dont have any disorders beehhh
33:00 <Serenity> you're just a fucking dickhead
34:00 <simba> hes just another ex meth user from the 90s
34:00 <erlich> you need a new pic with a bottle beehhh
34:00 <simba> hes the black Pieter
34:00 <beehhh> your a moran
34:00 <simba> the black, fat, gay pie
34:00 <simba> ter
34:00 <Serenity> rofl
34:00 <Serenity> blieter
34:00 <beehhh> get off the chair n go for a fkn walk for life
35:00 <Serenity> english mother fucker
35:00 <Serenity> do you speak it?
35:00 <beehhh> im so gonna do it now
35:00 <erlich> i reckon beehhh is originally Maori but then after meth he went mad and started to think he was some gay Bangladeshi
35:00 <Rak> hahahaha Serenity
35:00 <beehhh> lol erlich ya could be right
35:00 <beehhh> simba skyped with me
35:00 <erlich> beehhh: you look Maori
35:00 <simba> he probably disowned his peoples when he made it to melbourne but then melbourne disowned him
35:00 <Serenity> nah at least maoris are decent looking
35:00 <Serenity> he looks like he was just burnt in a bad house fire
35:00 <simba> he does sound maori
35:00 <beehhh> yup simba making sense
36:00 <simba> super maorio
36:00 <erlich> princess norell
37:00 <beehhh> http://www.farmweekly.com.au/news/agriculture/general/news/drought-bites-deeper-across-eastern-australia/2707953.aspx
37:00 <erlich> save her before Bowser turns her back into a man
38:00 <beehhh> i know there is nothing waiting for  me true simba
38:00 <simba> hes kidnapped princess tranlord
38:00 <simba> super maorio used the power of GOON
38:00 <beehhh> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YFood_bTOX4
38:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Michael Bolton - How Am I Supposed To Live Without You (Sep 27, 2010) 4:13 - Category: Music - 16,890,470 - 59,285 likes (97.6%), 1,432 dislikes (2.4%)
39:00 <Serenity> i never realised before IRC how hard it is for some people to just speak in straight forward sentences
39:00 <Rak> "
39:00 <erlich> save her from the burning castle. the fire that maorio started himself while high
39:00 <Serenity> i didnt realise it wasnt the norm
41:00 <partay> Serenity you didn't account for the retard factor
42:00 <Serenity> it just didnt occur to me
42:00 <beehhh> not every thing could be said in one words
42:00 <Serenity> shutup
43:00 <Serenity> just shut. up
43:00 <Rak> one is singular and words is pluralised
43:00 <beehhh> e.g when babies are hungry mummy knows they need food
43:00 <ATS63> https://www.facebook.com/nswpoliceacademy/posts/620708834709760
43:00 <ATS63> DEY TERK MER JERB
44:00 <ATS63> At least I imagine they're doing some of the things I don't
44:00 <Serenity> beehhh you dont make sense
44:00 <Serenity> stop
44:00 <beehhh> as I never do
45:00 <Serenity> .
45:00 <partay> Beehhh were you dropped on your head as a baby? 
45:00 <beehhh> nope but i fell by myself
45:00 <beehhh> from a tall chair
45:00 <simba> i was
45:00 <beehhh> landed on my forehead
46:00 <simba> well u have a big forehead
46:00 <erlich> im a skeptic that beehhh landed on the forehead. i think it was faked
46:00 <simba> like the moon landing
46:00 <beehhh> from the drop perhaps
46:00 <simba> the mirza landing was faked
46:00 <Serenity> maybe he is austnets greatest troll
47:00 <erlich> i might make a video on this on youtbe but i might get killed
47:00 <beehhh> you are a gender bias
47:00 <erlich> MirzA ExpOseD
47:00 <simba> lets skype him one day so you hear what hes like
47:00 <Serenity> what,
47:00 <Serenity> i dont want to skype him
47:00 <simba> he'll probabyl say something foul in the first minute 
47:00 <Serenity> id rather talk to beagle again
47:00 <beehhh> three way skype
47:00 <erlich> im a mirza baby so why dont you kill me
47:00 <beehhh> she & I & the judge
48:00 <beehhh> do you shave balls erlich
49:00 <erlich> know i grow them long so they can be transplanted to your head eventually
49:00 <erlich> no*
49:00 <partay> Why isnt beehhh perm banned -noexpire ?
49:00 <erlich> because we have to fulfil our diversity quota and he's blek
49:00 <beehhh> this is blasphemy
50:00 <erlich> beehhh: are you the son of grog?
50:00 <erlich> tell me
50:00 <erlich> are you son of grog?
50:00 <Serenity> we're not allowed to ban people for being foriegn partay
50:00 <Serenity> thats racist
50:00 <beehhh> i dont have money to come back btw
50:00 <beehhh> see you tonight
50:00 <Serenity> good
51:00 <Serenity> we dont want you
51:00 <Serenity> you ruddy well will not
51:00 <fawks> GO THE DRAGONS 
51:00 <fawks> up ya partay
51:00 <fawks>  Weowoeoeowoewow
51:00 <erlich> we dont want your future or presence
51:00 <simba> go georgies draggons
51:00 <fawks> ;D
52:00 <fawks> Are you going to watch simby
52:00 <partay> Fawks don't make me come down there
52:00 <simba> just started watching hawthorn but theyre probably gonna own
52:00 <fawks> EVRRYONE SHOULD WATCH
52:00 <fawks> pfft
52:00 <fawks> Pfft at both of you 
53:00 <simba> need 3 monitors
53:00 <Lumeah> fuck football
53:00 <ATS63> Is Hawthorn still a chinese desert/medicine?
53:00 <partay> Lumeah shhhh
53:00 <Lumeah> hehe
53:00 <fawks> Lumeah go fuck a cactus
54:00 <Lumeah> does your penis have spines?
54:00 <simba> this is the best https://www.facebook.com/dave.clayton.9/media_set?set=a.231612113542485.50562.100000810930167&type=3
54:00 <simba> this guys "usb album"
55:00 <simba> cigarette packet usb
57:00 <partay> Fawks Brisbane will flog the dragons
57:00 <fawks> Brb pooping 
04:00 <ATS63> Have you ever enjoyed a meal while you were pooping?
05:00 <simba> my friend used to take the bong to the toilet
05:00 <simba> and have 1 cone but sit there for half an hour
05:00 <simba> and after a bit everyone would be like... where the fuck is the bong, its still in the toilet
05:00 <Rak> pooping when stoned is zen
07:00 <partay> Rak ever got a blumpkin ?
08:00 <xm> if a man gets high in the toilet while sitting down, is he still high?
09:00 <Rak> every day, twice on sundays
09:00 <partay> Sweet
09:00 <xm> before church and after
09:00 <Rak> pffft during
09:00 <partay> Fawks BAM 
09:00 <Rak> that's what those booths are for, right?
09:00 <fawks> Pfft
10:00 <Rak> i blumpkin the hell out of them
10:00 <xm> the booths are for secret ballots. e.g. fake or real tits
10:00 <partay> Serenity have you ever given a blumpkin
10:00 <xm> then the priest makes the announcement during the homily
10:00 <xm> over the result
11:00 <Rak> real
11:00 <Rak> wait...do i need to be in a booth for that vote to count?
13:00 <xm> and the priest starts talking in parables about fake tits and real tits and the good samaritan that found a passed out a-cup woman on the road and paid for her augmentation so she woke up in hospital with Ds
13:00 <partay> Faux choke
13:00 <faux> relax partay
13:00 <xm> yet her best friends just walked by
13:00 <faux> remember last time you ran your mouth and lost
14:00 <faux> is been 13 mins
14:00 <faux> breathe
14:00 <simba> lol
14:00 <simba> queenslanders are usually small minded
14:00 <simba> gotta look at the big picture
14:00 <faux> lol
14:00 <faux> fez is the funniest
14:00 <faux> he knows nothing about his team never watchs a game
14:00 <faux> and attempts banter
14:00 <faux> its hilair
14:00 <simba> like picard, b1
15:00 <partay> LOL
15:00 <faux> idk about b1 with afl, but if hes anything like how he discusses nrl hes shit
15:00 <faux> he supports parra and acts 'ashamed'
15:00 <faux> theyve been doing well this year
15:00 <faux> lol
15:00 <faux> TRY BABYYYYYYYYYYYYY
15:00 <faux> suck on that partay
16:00 <Rak> in his defense parra supporters should always be ashamed
16:00 <faux> why
16:00 <faux> at least they dont support the sharkies
16:00 <faux> lol
16:00 <simba> his only connection to sport anymore is people talking about it in irc, old people dont have the energy to follow a team
16:00 <faux> hey
16:00 <Rak> oooooh so near yet so far
16:00 <TheRiddler> hai
16:00 <faux> ?
16:00 <Rak> Manly, babe.  Manly :)
17:00 <faux> e
17:00 <faux> .
17:00 <faux> pls
17:00 <TheRiddler> I was trying to chat to you in cunts lol
17:00 <faux> i cant pay attn to 2 chans and watch footy
17:00 <faux> lol
17:00 <faux> whats up
17:00 <faux> are you watching
17:00 <TheRiddler> yes
17:00 <faux> oh you rock
17:00 <faux> fuck widdop :(
18:00 <xm> i dont think they'll choke faux. their defence is pretty strong this year because johnny is back and recovered from the groin injury. and they got a few star picks from the rookie list too because of their wooden spoon position last year.  the forwards looks promising too with a top notch injury free list to pick from. it's lookin' good
18:00 <faux> lmao
18:00 <faux> ily xm
18:00 <TheRiddler> I started watching 10 seconds before the other team got a try
18:00 <faux> yowzer
18:00 <xm> they're also playing outside of Ramadan so all the Muslims players are at full strength
18:00 <Rak> they're timeless, fucker!
18:00 <Rak> wrong window
19:00 <simba> how many muslims are in the nrl?
19:00 <simba> i think theres only one in the afl, semi high profile at least
19:00 <Rak> 72?
21:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah and is it me with the AFL one
22:00 <Bastardly_One> or did the AFL suddenly make support habibs around the same time his profile lifted?
22:00 <faux> lol
23:00 <faux> whta a atackle
23:00 <Bastardly_One> not an attack
23:00 <faux> what
23:00 <Bastardly_One> I read that wrong
23:00 <faux> what a tackle.
23:00 <Bastardly_One> a tackle
23:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah calm down 
23:00 <faux> ..im calm u weirdo
23:00 <TheRiddler> .
23:00 <faux> lol
23:00 <faux> ..
23:00 <faux> anywho
24:00 <faux> lol lost cunt
24:00 <partay>  SNAP
24:00 <faux> fuuuuuuck
24:00 <TheRiddler> damn
24:00 <Loof> mmm peppermint
25:00 <TheRiddler> where are the broncos on the ladder?
25:00 <partay> TRY
25:00 <faux> 9
25:00 <Serenity> https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=802874156389788
25:00 <Serenity> 4 faux
25:00 <faux> cant watch now
25:00 <faux> footy
25:00 <Serenity> pfff
25:00 <faux> soz
25:00 <Serenity> doubly 4 faux
26:00 <faux> remind me in 15
26:00 <faux> half time
26:00 <TheRiddler> where are dragons
26:00 <Serenity> lol
26:00 <faux> 11
26:00 <TheRiddler> ah
26:00 <faux> but we got same points
26:00 <Lumeah> http://imgur.com/gallery/ldJ9byn
26:00 <Lumeah> gold anyone?
27:00 <simba> do people browse that imgur site for 'funny' pix
28:00 <Loof> got a brand new totally jizz free keyboard
28:00 <Loof> so happy
29:00 <Loof> no pubes under these keys :D
29:00 <simba> well get busy 
29:00 <Serenity> what are you doing that you've got pubes under your keys
29:00 <Loof> i've no idea
29:00 <Loof> but it happens
30:00 <faux> barba is a fuckwit
30:00 <partay> BAM
30:00 <faux> fffffffffff
30:00 <TheRiddler> oh noesssssss
30:00 <Loof> no offense but noone who matters here seems to care about the football
30:00 <TheRiddler> I think I'm jynxing your game faux lol
30:00 <faux> lolll
31:00 <faux> just as well, we also dont care what you think
31:00 <Loof> i wasn't including you as one of the ones who don't matter, but whatevs
32:00 <faux> my god the qlders are the biggest bogans lol
32:00 <partay> Hahaha
32:00 <faux> i bet that crowd stinks of beer and BO
32:00 <partay> Pfft
32:00 <simba> who matters here?
32:00 <Loof> everyone i dont have on ignore
32:00 <Loof> lol
33:00 <simba> ¿_¿
33:00 <Serenity> DONT HAVE ON IGNORE CURRENTLY?
33:00 <Serenity> -caps..
33:00 <Serenity> or have had on ignore
33:00 <simba> futebopl
33:00 <TheRiddler> phew
33:00 <Loof> hexchat remembers ignores
33:00 <TheRiddler> they dropped the ball
33:00 <Loof> love it
34:00 <faux> why the fuck are creagh n merrin on the becnch
34:00 <partay> They are shit
34:00 <faux> ..
34:00 <faux> ,lol
34:00 <faux> ok
35:00 <faux> stick to benny barba
35:00 <TheRiddler> come on
36:00 <TheRiddler> damn
36:00 <faux> too deep
36:00 <faux> fuck
37:00 <Loof> i'll take faux off ignore when the thugby is over
37:00 <simba> jeff goldblum is so shit
37:00 <TheRiddler> phewwwwwwwww
37:00 <partay> TRY
37:00 <TheRiddler> nooooooooooo
37:00 <simba> is there a more irrelevent jew that keeps putting his mug out there
37:00 <TheRiddler> sry faux
38:00 <partay> faux start drinking heavily
38:00 <faux> sif stooop to bogan bronco level
38:00 <faux> lolol
39:00 <partay> LOL
39:00 <faux> thaiday is a tank
39:00 <partay> Speaking of pristine vags
40:00 <partay> He is
40:00 <Loof> fuck off java update
41:00 <Loof> television, the drug of the nation
43:00 <faux> lolololol
43:00 <TheRiddler> give the guy a VB
43:00 <TheRiddler> :p
43:00 <faux> lolll
44:00 <faux> imagine thaiday running at you
44:00 <faux> id shit
44:00 <TheRiddler> yes
45:00 <simba> sometimes i like to stare into the mirror and masturbate to coldplays yellow
45:00 <Loof> why is jeff goldblum even an actor
45:00 <simba> cos hes a jew
46:00 <gussett> where's paul_banks lately?
46:00 <simba> afk
46:00 <faux> lol Serenity
46:00 <Loof> sucking homeless cock in public toilets for extacy pills
46:00 <faux> you are a cunt cunt cunt cunttttttt
46:00 <faux> extacy pills
47:00 <Q{> ^ that escalated quickly
47:00 <Q{> Loof, i want a piece of u
47:00 <Q{> strut ur shrivel ass on tv pls
47:00 <simba> he said paul banks not Pieter
47:00 <xm> extracy pills
48:00 <xm> that's why i left her
48:00 <Q{> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VIE2wAB7P54
48:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Best Vocal Chill Out Ambient Mix 2014 (Jan 20, 2014) 01:02:51 - Category: Entertainment - 1,719,027 -
49:00 <Loof> hooked on clash of clans
49:00 <xm> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PDYc0QNoO3A
49:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Dash Berlin feat. Shanokee - Surrender (Arctic Moon Remix) (Sep 2, 2013) 8:22 - Category: Entertainment - 88,006 -
49:00 <faux> TheRiddler listehn to lockyers voice
50:00 <TheRiddler> which 1 is him?
50:00 <faux> middle husky guy
50:00 <TheRiddler> ok
50:00 <TheRiddler> lol
51:00 <faux> khhhhhhhh
51:00 <Loof> gtfo Snoopys_Cumship
51:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> fuck off Loof you gimp
51:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> piece of shity
52:00 <faux> piece  of shity
52:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> -y
52:00 <faux> lololo cumship
52:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> im in bed with my laptop lol
52:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> stiggy how are ya brother
52:00 <thestig> good mate hows yaself
53:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> not to shabby here
53:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> just chillin in bed while my missus does he uni shit
54:00 <Serenity> stigz!
54:00 <simba> holy shit its thestig typing withouit pollock being here
54:00 <simba> this hasnt happened since 2011
54:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> it because im here lol
54:00 <simba> u got him out of his shell!!
55:00 <Serenity> stig was talking to me the other night simba you goose
55:00 <simba> no he wasnt
55:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> he always comes out of his shell for me
55:00 <simba> me anticipating thestigs next line https://31.media.tumblr.com/99ab8bdad032530a09569096d4a4780d/tumblr_inline_nay0ksLlH31qckcze.png
55:00 <Serenity> he was so you CUNT
55:00 <Bastardly_One> Snoopys_Gunship
56:00 <simba> no he wasnt
56:00 <faux> you are a cunt cunt cunt cunt a big fat fucking cuntttttt
56:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> Bastardly_One
56:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> brb gotta empty the mop bucket
56:00 <faux> say it aint true but im here to tell you youre a mother fucking cunttttt
56:00 <Serenity> hahahah
56:00 <Serenity> how catchy is it faux
56:00 <faux> ive heard it before lolol and it was stuck in me head for ages
56:00 <faux> so ty
56:00 <faux> not.
56:00 <faux> im gonna be on teh phone to me momz like YOURE A BIG FAT FUCKING CUNT
57:00 <Serenity> FINE
57:00 <Serenity> 1	+Bastardly One	19579414956281920106 143999	8.5. 5:10pm	"but I can code and know music"
57:00 <Serenity> i lold
57:00 <Serenity> a lot
57:00 <faux> what are all teh numbers
58:00 <Serenity> i have absolutely no idea
58:00 <faux> is that how many lines he left you in pm
58:00 <Serenity> lines: 143999
58:00 <faux> lmao
58:00 <TheRiddler> go dragons
58:00 <faux> fuck yeah!!!!
58:00 <Serenity> mine are 54203
59:00 <faux> omg
59:00 <faux> knock on.
59:00 <partay> Meh play on
59:00 <partay> Scrum suck
59:00 <faux> they slow it down
00:00 <Q{> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-IqjIXfXYDQ
00:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Crypt of the NecroDancer Alpha OST - Zone 1 Level 3 (Apr 30, 2014) 3:30 - Category: Music - 67,628 -
00:00 <Bastardly_One> what?
00:00 <Bastardly_One> oh, stats
00:00 <TheRiddler> what's a hand over?
00:00 <Bastardly_One> carry on 
00:00 <faux> set of 6 was over
00:00 <faux> so they hand over the ball to us
00:00 <TheRiddler> ahh
01:00 <partay> LOL us
01:00 <faux> yes
01:00 <faux> us
01:00 <partay> Hah
01:00 <faux> sif you dont refer to your team as we or us
02:00 <faux> shitty qlder
02:00 <partay> Hodges has chicken legs
02:00 <simba> queenslanders dont feel emotions
02:00 <partay> Im a cowboys supporter
02:00 <faux> what happened to vidot, did he hurt his vagina
02:00 <TheRiddler> probably
02:00 <partay> Broncos suck
02:00 <faux> cowboys are still a qld team lol
03:00 <tooheys> how good is this song
03:00 <TheRiddler> .
03:00 <simba> probably awful
03:00 <Serenity> woah i just remembered a movie
03:00 <Serenity> vidiot from uhf
05:00 <ShadowLurker> boobs
05:00 <TheRiddler> penalty
05:00 <faux> this is it ash
05:00 <faux> try time baby
05:00 <tooheys> its not simba
06:00 <simba> im not taking advice from someone listening to rhianna
06:00 <tooheys> everyone i know likes this song
06:00 <partay>  No try
06:00 <faux> fuck me
06:00 <simba> maybe u need new friends
06:00 <TheRiddler> damn
06:00 <tooheys> lol
07:00 <Nikky`> What was lol? I want in on this lol
07:00 <partay> Good catch
08:00 <tooheys> Nikky`, simba was giving me shit for listening to rihanna
08:00 <Serenity> so he should
09:00 <Nikky`> oh, well umm hmmm see, well
09:00 <tooheys> thats cool id probably have given someone shit for it a few months ago as well 
09:00 <tooheys> but all the pop music on the radio at work starts to sound good after a while
10:00 <faux> omg
10:00 <simba> i get what you mean, i think it just gets stuck in your head rather than starts to sound good
10:00 <Bastardly_One> this guy has swag huh?
10:00 <Bastardly_One> https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xap1/v/t1.0-9/10647236_10154499344140464_401303953033417557_n.jpg?oh=d9d263791bcdf9596adaa7084634239c&oe=5463ECEB&__gda__=1416851666_190d64c2ac5d4f898e6e08f4c46d3a30
10:00 <simba> pops infectious hypnotic rhythms reel anyone in after enough time
11:00 <Nikky`> That it does 
11:00 <tooheys> me and my mate drive around beeping the horns on our forklifts to the tunes of the songs lol
11:00 <xm> bad music is like pimple popping. you know it's not good for you and it's ugly but you cant stop thinking about it
11:00 <Nikky`> you really need to get out more then
11:00 <Nikky`> :P
11:00 <TheRiddler> GO
11:00 <simba> loolol
12:00 <TheRiddler> damn
12:00 <TheRiddler> :o
12:00 <tooheys> Nikky`, you need to do stupid things to keep yourself entertained when your work is as boring as mine
12:00 <TheRiddler> offside
12:00 <faux> what the fuck
13:00 <Nikky`> totally agree
13:00 <TheRiddler> this is their chance
13:00 <TheRiddler> :o
14:00 <Bastardly_One> simba are you near the PS3?
14:00 <faux> ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff
14:00 <Bastardly_One> can you do me a favour if so?
15:00 <TheRiddler> TRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
15:00 <Nikky`> ARGH!! i'm being attacked by mums two small annoying dogs
15:00 <faux> omg
15:00 <faux> 3tuerihgvfnseurigknerighbg
15:00 <faux> :DLDLD
15:00 <TheRiddler> :D
16:00 <faux> we need widdop to kick it now
16:00 <Bastardly_One> what sort of small dogs?
16:00 <TheRiddler> yes
16:00 <TheRiddler> done
16:00 <faux> yesssssss
16:00 <faux> come on babyyyyyyys
16:00 <Nikky`> pommy and pommy x
16:00 <Serenity> mmm
16:00 <Serenity> satay prawn
16:00 <Serenity> s
17:00 <Nikky`> yummy
17:00 <Nikky`> I took mum out for dinner, was nice
17:00 <tooheys> i had charcoal chicken & chips with my parents but it wasnt very enjoyable because of their constant fucking coughing
18:00 <Serenity> oh you just reminded me
18:00 <tooheys> im the one who smokes... if anyones coughing it should be me!
18:00 <Nikky`> Yeah excuse them why they are sick..rude fuckers
18:00 <Serenity> faux we've got an orportos being build like.. 3 minutes away from here
18:00 <TheRiddler> nice
18:00 <Serenity> oportos
19:00 <Bastardly_One> what's that?
19:00 <tooheys> Bastardly_One, WTF...
19:00 <ShadowLurker> oportos
19:00 <faux> oporto
19:00 <faux> ok
19:00 <Serenity> http://www.oporto.com.au/
19:00 <Bastardly_One> we don't have those unless I walk around with my eye shit
19:00 <faux> stop being leb and adding an S at the end
19:00 <tooheys> Bastardly_One, do u know what maccas & kfc are
19:00 <faux> ffff
19:00 <Bastardly_One> shit?
19:00 <Bastardly_One> shut
19:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
19:00 <Serenity> whatever m8
19:00 <faux> also
19:00 <faux> YUM
19:00 <Serenity> ill fucken smesh you
19:00 <ShadowLurker> oh B1
19:00 <TheRiddler> lol
19:00 <faux> lmao
19:00 <ShadowLurker> prepare to be jelly
19:00 <Bastardly_One> go on
20:00 <TheRiddler> I just want a place that does charcoal chicken
20:00 <Serenity> he doesnt know them enough to be real jelly
20:00 <Serenity> hes that fake asian shit
20:00 <ShadowLurker> yeh true
20:00 <ShadowLurker> i was talking to twiztid today
20:00 <Bastardly_One> and nup ... I don't know that chain
20:00 <tooheys> sif everyone doesnt live near a charcoal chicken shop
20:00 <Bastardly_One> on twitter?
20:00 <ShadowLurker> yuh
20:00 <TheRiddler> lmao the bickering between commentators
20:00 <Bastardly_One> Oh, I have one of those but not that chain
21:00 <faux> lool
21:00 <TheRiddler> oooooh
21:00 <TheRiddler> YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
21:00 <faux> omggg
21:00 <faux> TRYYYYYYYYYYYYY
21:00 <faux> joel thomson is a fucking MACHINE
21:00 <TheRiddler> cool
21:00 <Serenity> ive never seen faux so excited about something lol
21:00 <tooheys> Bastardly_One, i was talking to TheRiddler, oportos isnt charcoal chicken its more like kfc or red rooster
21:00 <Bastardly_One> cool, I've done that with shaggy about marijuana *L*
21:00 <tooheys> but better
21:00 <faux> lol this is nothing sez
21:00 <faux> you have to seem e watching with my fam
21:00 <faux> we are intense
21:00 <Bastardly_One> what was it about? that's cool as fuck you got answered back
21:00 <Serenity> uh oporto isnt anything like kfc
21:00 <Serenity> or red rooster..
22:00 <TheRiddler> faux is always like this when her team plays lol
22:00 <ShadowLurker> bout a pic i posted of a batman monster truck
22:00 <faux> :')
22:00 <Serenity> oh nvm
22:00 <tooheys> Serenity, i said its MORE like those than charcoal chicken
22:00 <Serenity> i did a b1 and read wrong
22:00 <faux> lolo u did b1
22:00 <Bastardly_One> oh wicked ... so he posted to you
22:00 <Nikky`> Its poor mans nandos but still good
22:00 <Serenity> no i didnt FUCK
22:00 <Bastardly_One> mad ... that's fucking COOL
22:00 <Serenity> nandos is gross
22:00 <faux> nandos is overrated
22:00 <faux> oporto is way better
22:00 <Serenity> its so over rated
22:00 <ShadowLurker> Serenity beagled it
22:00 <Bastardly_One> that's all I now of like oporto
22:00 <faux> 8 point gap ash
22:00 <tooheys> i actually dont mind nandos... i refuse to go there since i discovered all their chicken was halal though
22:00 <Bastardly_One> that's really fucking cool
22:00 <faux> we need two more tries.
23:00 <Bastardly_One> which one do you know?
23:00 <xm> chips chips ch1ps. that's all that matter
23:00 <xm> s
23:00 <Nikky`> I have so many places to pick from where I work.. thank god I prefer to take my lunch in or ill be forever broke
23:00 <Rak> nandos is overpriced but not over rated compared to oportos
23:00 <TheRiddler> I didn't say oporto has charcoal chicken
23:00 <faux> what awrong with halal tooheys
23:00 <TheRiddler> I said I wanted a place that does lol
23:00 <Nikky`> You sound like my mum tooheys
23:00 <Serenity> es racist? lol
23:00 <ShadowLurker> they were both there but madrox was typin
23:00 <faux> rude
23:00 <TheRiddler> here
23:00 <Serenity> MADROXXXXXXXXXXX
23:00 <Serenity> hnnggg
23:00 <Bastardly_One> what a cool fan moment ... twitter fan session?
24:00 <Serenity> not a fan session
24:00 <Serenity> he was just talking
24:00 <faux> lmao
24:00 <Bastardly_One> that
24:00 <ShadowLurker> them cunts are always there
24:00 <faux> 'omgz i luv u'
24:00 <Bastardly_One> thaat's unreal though
24:00 <Nikky`> Anywho..I am waiting for the drugs to unblock my left ear..been blocked and fucked since Tues 
24:00 <tooheys> faux, i dont believe in cruelty to animals or terrorism, both of which are fully supported by halal certification organisations 
24:00 <Bastardly_One> *that's ... not jellly ... happy for ya 
24:00 <faux> ok
24:00 <ShadowLurker> theyd just finished up at the studio
24:00 <simba> maybe u need more drugs to counter those drugs
24:00 <Bastardly_One> *jelly
24:00 <faux> so become a vegan
24:00 <Bastardly_One> oh yeah? *gets excited*
24:00 <TheRiddler> .
25:00 <tooheys> faux, why should i? i dont like in a muslim country, i shouldnt have to eat shitty muslim food.
25:00 <faux> cos killing and eating all animals is cruel
25:00 <Serenity> lord i ate too much
25:00 <Bastardly_One> how long until did they say?
25:00 <Serenity> until what
25:00 <Nikky`> lol simba.. no more drugs
25:00 <ShadowLurker> it was like 11pm for them
25:00 <TheRiddler> ...
25:00 <Bastardly_One> the shit they recorded sorry
25:00 <ShadowLurker> id say they were goin home
25:00 <Bastardly_One> I am waiting until next week bad
25:00 <TheRiddler> OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
25:00 <ShadowLurker> amb were there
25:00 <faux> TRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
25:00 <TheRiddler> TRYY
25:00 <faux> OMG
25:00 <faux> THATWAS FUCKING BRILL
25:00 <Bastardly_One> that killjoy club album is the 2nd yeah?
25:00 <faux> omgggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg
25:00 <faux> i just screamed way too loud my ear popped
26:00 <faux> lol
26:00 <TheRiddler> lol
26:00 <ShadowLurker> maybe
26:00 <Nikky`> If this is faux going off over rugby id hate to hear her go off with sex
26:00 <Nikky`> hehe
26:00 <Bastardly_One> I am sure it's the 2nd it's out 
26:00 <Serenity> LOL Nikky`!!
26:00 <TheRiddler> you'll have to watch my team play faux
26:00 <faux> im prob more enthusiastic about footy
26:00 <Bastardly_One> but oh right they were in the studio
26:00 <TheRiddler> for payback
26:00 <TheRiddler> :p
26:00 <faux> ;]
26:00 <Nikky`> lol
26:00 <ShadowLurker> LOL
26:00 <faux> sif thats payback
26:00 <Bastardly_One> got it all now ... cool shit man
26:00 <faux> are you not enjoying this game!
26:00 <faux> and i will
26:00 <TheRiddler> ok
26:00 <faux> lemme know exxt time they play
26:00 <faux> next*
26:00 <Serenity> hes just touching himself at your enthusiasm faux
26:00 <TheRiddler> it's their last game
26:00 <faux> Serenity ps.
26:00 <TheRiddler> this sunday
26:00 <faux> pls.
27:00 <Serenity> lool
27:00 <Serenity> what
27:00 <faux> WHAT A KICK
27:00 <faux> omg
27:00 <Serenity> would it really be that unbelievable
27:00 <TheRiddler> against greater western sydney
27:00 <faux> hohhhhhh
27:00 <TheRiddler> lol
27:00 <faux> idd watch that
27:00 <faux> lemme know
27:00 <TheRiddler> ok
27:00 <TheRiddler> sif touch myself
27:00 <faux> youd have to explain some shit though cos it just looks like gay ballerinas prancing around with a ball to me
27:00 <TheRiddler> lol ok
28:00 <Bastardly_One> afl is as complex as 
28:00 <Bastardly_One> too complex now with all the gay rules
28:00 <TheRiddler> penalty
28:00 <TheRiddler> damn
29:00 <simba> !_!
29:00 <ShadowLurker> 8=====D
29:00 <simba> theres only like 7 more players on each team its not hard 2 follow
29:00 <xm> the only time i get excited over sports is when i tune in for the last few minutes to see the team Mentalson bet all his food money on is massively losing
30:00 <Nikky`> lol
30:00 <ShadowLurker> lol
30:00 <faux> DEFENSE
30:00 <Bastardly_One> afl is more than the obvious though ... fair few too many rules
30:00 <faux> .
30:00 <ShadowLurker> i dont go for any sport
30:00 <faux> watersports
30:00 <faux> lwdofslfosldofl
30:00 <TheRiddler> lol
30:00 <ShadowLurker> damnit
30:00 <ShadowLurker> beat me
30:00 <faux> LMAO
30:00 <TheRiddler> :o
30:00 <Serenity> hahahah
30:00 <Serenity> that was so funny
30:00 <faux> NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
30:00 <faux> FUCK ME
30:00 <xm> motorboating races
30:00 <TheRiddler> damn
30:00 <xm> yes
30:00 <Bastardly_One> I like my codes of football ... all except rugby union ... I don't understand union
30:00 <ShadowLurker> LOL
30:00 <faux> hot
30:00 <xm> so ive heard
31:00 <faux> maybe you should watch a game then b1
31:00 <Nikky`> :P
31:00 <Bastardly_One> I have tried
31:00 <faux> not of union
31:00 <faux> i mean the codes you 'like'
31:00 <Bastardly_One> I don't get union ... I get league
31:00 <TheRiddler> hold on dragons
32:00 <faux> FUCK
32:00 <faux> restart
32:00 <Bastardly_One> no ... maybe you should watch ... like actually watch instead of talking about it in here
32:00 <faux> i am watching, i can multitask unlike your walnut brain
32:00 <ShadowLurker> ive played both afl and rugby
32:00 <faux> NICE
32:00 <ShadowLurker> theyre completely diff games
32:00 <faux> held up :')
32:00 <TheRiddler> dammn
32:00 <faux> NOOOOOOOOO
32:00 <ShadowLurker> not even comparable
32:00 <TheRiddler> nooo
33:00 <Bastardly_One> ShadowLurker, was that to me ... because I meant rugby league and rugby union 
33:00 <Bastardly_One> union I don't get
34:00 <Serenity> [7:32pm] <ShadowLurker> ive played both afl and rugby
34:00 <Serenity> [7:33pm] <faux> NICE
34:00 <Serenity> [7:33pm] <ShadowLurker> theyre completely diff games
34:00 <Serenity> read
34:00 <Serenity> you daft bint
34:00 <faux> lmao
35:00 <faux> i just had an image of you and paul trying to sleep tonight but he tosses and turns cs hes uncomfortable with b1s tongue in his ass
35:00 <partay> Yes nice kick
35:00 <Serenity> ROFL fuck faux
35:00 <faux> lmao
35:00 <Serenity> have you seen the nightmare on elm st movies?
35:00 <faux> noo
35:00 <faux> partay how old is parker
36:00 <Serenity> i cant remember which one but theres one where in the dream he kisses someone and his tongue becomes massively long and gross
36:00 <partay> Hes 34
36:00 <Serenity> lol
36:00 <faux> lol
36:00 <Serenity> reminded me of that
36:00 <faux> he looks older than 34
36:00 <ShadowLurker> lol
36:00 <faux> NICE
36:00 <TheRiddler> phewww
37:00 <faux> we need a sick morris try
37:00 <TheRiddler> yes
37:00 <faux> our number 2 TheRiddler
37:00 <partay>  Grey hair
38:00 <TheRiddler> ok
38:00 <TheRiddler> fight
38:00 <faux> LOLOL
38:00 <faux> fuck yeah
38:00 <TheRiddler> lol
38:00 <faux> nightingale <3
40:00 <TheRiddler> what's going on?
40:00 <partay> What a shit ref
40:00 <Serenity> this isnt the one i was thinking of
40:00 <faux> they said it was a fucking knock on
40:00 <Serenity> but its still funny
40:00 <Serenity> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wfSm5z5A1pI
40:00 <faux> but it wasnt
40:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Tongue Phone - Nightmare On Elm Street & New Nightmare #1 (Mar 9, 2010) 1:30 - Category: Entertainment - 40,746 - 83 likes (97.6%), 2 dislikes (2.4%)
40:00 <faux> peices of shit
40:00 <partay> Useless
40:00 <TheRiddler> damn
41:00 <faux> ffffffffffffffuck
41:00 <faux> fuck of fyou smug cunt
42:00 <partay> Another bs penalty
42:00 <TheRiddler> lol
43:00 <ShadowLurker> much rage
43:00 <ShadowLurker> many angry
43:00 <TheRiddler> atleast it makes up for the last bad decision
43:00 <faux> these refs should be ass fucked
43:00 <TheRiddler> yes
43:00 <Bastardly_One> the scene might be in 2 then ... I thought it was in 1 or 2
43:00 <Serenity> loooool\
43:00 <faux> they shouldnt be making bad decisoins leading up to finals 
43:00 <TheRiddler> damn
44:00 <faux> :(
44:00 <TheRiddler> damn
44:00 <faux> shattered
44:00 <TheRiddler> that sux
44:00 <partay> Wow Brisbane almost fucked that
45:00 <Serenity> http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_V9NsN8zDj6s/S9Jc9FKn1jI/AAAAAAAACAA/foCenfBZQeU/s1600/nightmare24.jpg
45:00 <Serenity> yum
46:00 <ShadowLurker> hahahaha
46:00 <Rak> why does he have a poop in his mouth?
46:00 <Serenity> thats his tongue you uncivilised swine
47:00 <Serenity> (im just joking btw)
47:00 <TheRiddler> gross
47:00 <TheRiddler> lol
47:00 <Rak> no, i am uncivilised swine :D
47:00 <ATS63> Which pack of cavemen won tonight?
47:00 <Rak> oh wait did you mean that's not his tonugue?
47:00 <simba> the 1s that rape women 
47:00 <simba> sorry that doesnt help!!!!
47:00 <ATS63> Sweet
47:00 <Rak> canterbury?
47:00 <Serenity> no the swine thing rak lol
47:00 <simba> Hahahahahahahaha.
47:00 <Rak> :D
47:00 <TheRiddler> which ever ones that left with your mum
48:00 <ATS63> She needs some good dickin
48:00 <Rak> yeh, thanks for narrowing it down, TheRiddler
48:00 <ATS63> Good for her
48:00 <TheRiddler> this time your mum left with some sex crazed horses
49:00 <ATS63> Big dongs
49:00 <Rak> fuck i hate the broncos
49:00 <Maurice> Serenity https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xaf1/v/t1.0-9/10615585_10154553434780352_4496375906803807227_n.jpg?oh=9fc567357ad89f2698372a8f98f30633&oe=546EDC58&__gda__=1415978988_77149a4cd88fa3fabfa059ff7a31e62c
49:00 <Serenity> LOL Maurice
50:00 <Rak> HAHAHAHA
50:00 <Maurice> It's rather accurate
51:00 <faux> http://www.smh.com.au/entertainment/books/roald-dahls-revolting-rhymes-pulled-from-aldi-shelves-over-use-of-word-slut-20140828-109p0o.html
51:00 <Maurice> I saw that
51:00 <Maurice> Morons
51:00 <faux> lol..
51:00 <Rak> yeh roald dahl is a subversive prick
51:00 <faux> ridic
51:00 <Maurice> Most english people say slut as in a messy person
51:00 <Rak> </kidding> i fucking love his work
51:00 <faux> im sure the people who shop at aldi say even worse shit
52:00 <milk> happy happy happy
52:00 <Maurice> So I read Tupac is now out of hiding
52:00 <Rak> and have never heard of roald dahl
52:00 <simba> tupac = dave chappelle
52:00 <faux> is this you Rak
52:00 <Rak> yes faux, this is me
52:00 <faux> "Roald Dahl's brilliantly hilarious, subversive and inspiring works should be compulsory reading for every child. Hugely disappointed in you Aldi."
52:00 <TheRiddler> whatever they say it wont be in english :p
53:00 <Maurice> I also read today, a brother and sister were caught having sex after watching the notebook
53:00 <faux> hot
53:00 <TheRiddler> hot
53:00 <Maurice> After watching the notebook I wanted to stab people, not fuck them
53:00 <Rak> ...i didn't write that but agree with it 100%
53:00 <Maurice> Worst movie
54:00 <faux> worst?!
54:00 <faux> do you have a charcoal heart
54:00 <faux> lol
54:00 <TheRiddler> what's in the notebook that encourges incest?
54:00 <Maurice> Ok, 3rd worst
54:00 <Nikky`> I liked the movie but not enough to get horny over and shag my brother
55:00 <ATS63> Your bro asks, what does it take?
55:00 <TheRiddler> wow hawks are just killing them now
55:00 <simba> its not like the movie woudlve made them bang, they obviously had severe problems
55:00 <Serenity> apparently the pill causes incest
55:00 <Nikky`> I gathered that simba
55:00 <faux> yeah people like the associate weird shit with each other
55:00 <faux> like to*
55:00 <simba> i know u would nikkey
55:00 <Nikky`> Thanks simba
55:00 <Maurice> http://www.news.com.au/world/brother-and-sister-arrested-for-sex-in-church-parking-lot-after-watching-the-notebook/story-fndir2ev-1227041235220
56:00 <Nikky`> Love the compliment
56:00 <Maurice> Even better, it was at a church
56:00 <Rak> i bought the notebook dvd for $5 and hated it so much, and was worried about it contaminating my dvd collection so much, i asked around to find someone willing to take it
56:00 <Rak> but i don't rem,ember incest
56:00 <faux> i think its weirder that they watched the notebook then went to church
56:00 <partay> Apparently bro sister sex is common
56:00 <Serenity> no
56:00 <Serenity> NOPE
56:00 <Rak> tl;dr fuck the notebook was a shitty movie
56:00 <Serenity> na uh
56:00 <Nikky`> Maybe in your part of the country partay
56:00 <partay> Well no
56:00 <faux> he lives in qld
56:00 <Nikky`> Say no more
56:00 <faux> they all fuck each other
56:00 <Maurice> The pair have been charged with incest, aggravated sodomy
57:00 <Maurice> Jeepers
57:00 <partay> I have 3 sisters and I haven't
57:00 <TheRiddler> oh dear the mug shot
57:00 <Nikky`> been caught yet?
57:00 <Serenity> i can see cousin incest being common
57:00 <Serenity> but brothers n sister? ew.
57:00 <TheRiddler> it's common in the US
57:00 <Serenity> although if you read literotica..
57:00 <Serenity> that website is full of incest
57:00 <faux> <partay> I have 3 sisters and I haven't
57:00 <faux> lol
57:00 <faux> that was so calm
57:00 <faux> lmao idk whuy that made me laugh so mcuh
57:00 <simba> its probably crossed his mind
57:00 <Serenity> TheRiddler would love it
57:00 <TheRiddler> that's the best stuff literotica tho :p
58:00 <Serenity> lol
58:00 <Serenity> seee
58:00 <partay> They are hot too
58:00 <Serenity> partay
58:00 <Serenity> just stop right now
58:00 <ShadowLurker> the fuck is wrong with you
58:00 <faux> LOL
58:00 <TheRiddler> see
58:00 <TheRiddler> if you think your sisters are hot 
58:00 <faux> ash would you bone your sister if she seduced you.
59:00 <faux> like came into your room in her panties and was like TAKE ME NOW
59:00 <Serenity> looooll
59:00 <Serenity> .
59:00 <TheRiddler> lol
59:00 <Serenity> DONT answer
59:00 <simba> i dont want to know the answer
59:00 <Serenity> do not!
59:00 <faux> shoosh sez
59:00 <faux> lmao
59:00 <TheRiddler> probably
59:00 <faux> LOL
59:00 <faux> omg
59:00 <Serenity> OMG
59:00 <faux> ..........
59:00 <Serenity> NO
59:00 <faux> pls
59:00 <ShadowLurker> fuck
59:00 <ShadowLurker> (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻
59:00 <faux> i didnt wanna knwo that either now that he answered
59:00 <Serenity> only if she was pregnant - TheRiddler 2014
59:00 <faux> LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
59:00 <faux> ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff
59:00 <Serenity> LOL
59:00 <Serenity> 3aum
00:00 <Serenity> 3sum
00:00 <simba> wasnt someone in here trying to defend wanting to marry their cousin?
00:00 <faux> SARAH.
00:00 <faux> lol
00:00 <Serenity> yes.
00:00 <faux> that was terrible
00:00 <simba> oh yeah that was panda
00:00 <Serenity> hahaha
00:00 <Serenity> no worse than ash saying he'
00:00 <Nikky`> lol
00:00 <Serenity> d
00:00 <Serenity> fuck his sister
00:00 <Serenity> come on
00:00 <faux> lkolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
00:00 <faux> i love how there was no hesitation
00:00 <Serenity> hahahahah
00:00 <Serenity> omg
00:00 <Serenity> im laughing nervously right now
00:00 <Serenity> irl
01:00 <faux> we need 2 skype ash
01:00 <TheRiddler> ok
01:00 <faux> no i mean like not you and me
01:00 <faux> like
01:00 <faux> me and sez etc
01:00 <Serenity> only if he promises not to turn his camera on
01:00 <faux> need to skype yu
01:00 <faux> o
01:00 <TheRiddler> lol
01:00 <Maurice> (20:01:29) (Serenity): only if he promises not to turn his camera on
01:00 <Maurice> Lol and his mic
01:00 <ShadowLurker> and his vibe
01:00 <Serenity> lol shut up Maurice hahah
02:00 <faux> you guys are mean
02:00 <faux> ill bash u all
02:00 <Maurice> Bring it on, midget
02:00 <faux> you cannot call me a midget when youre liek 3 ft
02:00 <faux> PLS
02:00 <simba> midget irc moms
03:00 <faux> https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfa1/v/t1.0-9/1924360_10152641547685605_1304318602920813234_n.jpg?oh=30afb4a1a7525f4163bb462e572f9842&oe=54692FD0&__gda__=1415380315_8d66c08e4fb85b07def5fc6683ddd4ba
03:00 <Maurice> I'm taller than you so I can so
03:00 <faux> omgz
03:00 <faux> sah hot
03:00 <faux> etc
03:00 <Serenity> i dont think faux is a MOM
03:00 <ATS63> https://www.facebook.com/chris.buckner.9083
03:00 <faux> hashtag tatoo etc
03:00 <simba> fkn inkd chicks bro!!!! LOL
03:00 <TheRiddler> lol
03:00 <ATS63> https://www.facebook.com/timothy.savoy.9
03:00 <Picard> hi
03:00 <Rak> that would make hand jobs disconceting
03:00 <ATS63> They're fb friends. Legit
04:00 <Picard> im getting a hand job monday
04:00 <TheRiddler> .
04:00 <TheRiddler> ...
04:00 <ATS63> Tim has kids
04:00 <Picard> and tuesday and wednesday and thursday and firday :P
04:00 <simba> who is that woman and that kid?
04:00 <simba> fuck off Picard
04:00 <ATS63> and a wife or gf at some stage
04:00 <ATS63> Probably explains the kids
05:00 <Picard> simba no need to be so abusive
05:00 <Serenity> who are these peoples facebooks
05:00 <ATS63> the incest article you guys were talking about
05:00 <Bastardly_One> the bro and sis
05:00 <Picard> Serenity how are you?
05:00 <Serenity> oh his bro and sis?
05:00 <Serenity> hi picard im good
05:00 <Serenity> you?
05:00 <ATS63> Yea. She's fat
05:00 <Picard> im great thanks
06:00 <faux> can someone watch this and tell me what is happening... are they shooting blanks? it sounds like theyre making popcorn
06:00 <Serenity> dont be horrible to your sister
06:00 <faux> https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=1432634623623893
06:00 <Bastardly_One> no the incest story
06:00 <Bastardly_One> that's the two people involved
06:00 <Bastardly_One> that he linked the FBs of
06:00 <simba> lollll faux they are not shooting blanks.
06:00 <Picard> Bastardly_One did u get that job i told us about?
06:00 <simba> thats rounding up and killing iraquis
06:00 <ATS63> I like looking for the fb profiles of people who make the news
06:00 <faux> but where sthe blood
07:00 <simba> on the ground
07:00 <faux> they dont look dead
07:00 <milk> fkn raining
07:00 <faux> ARE YOU SURE
07:00 <Serenity> their heads dont explode like in movies
07:00 <faux> lol
07:00 <Serenity> lol
07:00 <ATS63> Might msg Chris and tell her she's fat and Tim deserves better
07:00 <faux> uh i know u fucks
07:00 <faux> but one of the kids moved after he got shot
07:00 <TheRiddler> you see it in the first few seconds
07:00 <simba> theres too much dust and the camera is too far away to see blood, its not like hollywood where a beautiful fountain of red blood comes out, trust me ive seen a lot of those vids
07:00 <faux> i got distracted by teh popcorn sound
07:00 <faux> ok watching again
07:00 <Serenity> yeah but getting shot in the head doesnt mean you will die right away
07:00 <TheRiddler> lol
07:00 <faux> omg
07:00 <Serenity> specially with guns like that
07:00 <faux> i just saw it
07:00 <faux> after the third shit
07:00 <faux> shot
07:00 <faux> tahts te rribles
08:00 <TheRiddler> now we're all going to be arrested for watching it
08:00 <TheRiddler> :p
08:00 <Serenity> oh god i really am doing a b1 tonight
08:00 <ATS63> I had the profile for the MH370 pilot some time ago. He never accepted my friend request. That bastard
08:00 <Serenity> i forgot about the incest story and got confused
08:00 <Serenity> hnngg
08:00 <Bastardly_One> yes
08:00 <simba> u dont get arrested for watching videos m8
08:00 <Bastardly_One> even after I explained it you were still wtf?
08:00 <faux> yeah we;re not accessories to murder
08:00 <ATS63> simba: actually have you read the terrorism act?
09:00 <simba> no.
09:00 <ATS63> Read it before you make statements about it
09:00 <faux> oh yes the Terrorism Act
09:00 <faux> a Nightly read
09:00 <simba> i didnt make a statement about it
09:00 <faux> it;s on my Bed side Table
09:00 <Bastardly_One> that's as stupid as saying you can get arrested for watching snuff
09:00 <ATS63> <%simba> u dont get arrested for watching videos m8
09:00 <ATS63> You can
09:00 <faux> mahybe you should get arrested for being a dickhead
09:00 <simba> no u cant
09:00 <Bastardly_One> it's not the act of snuff you get done for it's the fact you must of got it from a source close to it 
09:00 <simba> dont be a paranoid goon 
09:00 <ATS63> Read the act then
09:00 <Serenity> omg one of the heads you can see the blood spray
10:00 <bradd_pitts> yeah
10:00 <bradd_pitts> thats the one i saw
10:00 <bradd_pitts> after i watched again
10:00 <bradd_pitts> :
10:00 <Picard> thse cunts are crazy
10:00 <bradd_pitts> |
10:00 <bradd_pitts> etc
10:00 <Serenity> thats horrible
10:00 <tooheys> lol the stig was listening to elton john and clarkson said "the stig's getting into elton john... not literally obviously"
10:00 <Serenity> they look like theyre just kids
10:00 <Picard> lol @ schapelles bf getting done for drugs
11:00 <Serenity> haha picard i thought that was so funny
11:00 <Bastardly_One> lol tooheys, that's great
11:00 <Picard> same
11:00 <tooheys> what a dumb cunt
11:00 <Picard> silly btich will end up back in prison
11:00 <Bastardly_One> I almost thing she wants back in 
11:00 <Serenity> that the parole board have already said it doesnt effefct her
11:00 <bradd_pitts> LOL
11:00 <Bastardly_One> she had the life of a queen
11:00 <Serenity> theyre not married and shes clean of drugs
11:00 <bradd_pitts> this is honestly the best thing
11:00 <bradd_pitts> i have ever seen
11:00 <bradd_pitts> https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=901650959863788
12:00 <Bastardly_One> she was allowed to wander in and out of prison
12:00 <Bastardly_One> had a cell like a normal bedroom just about
12:00 <Bastardly_One> she's made money being out 
12:00 <Picard> Bastardly_One u know this how??
12:00 <Serenity> she didnt have a normal bedroom at all
12:00 <Serenity> it was dirt floors and piss buckets
12:00 <Serenity> just like everyone else
12:00 <Bastardly_One> I said almost ... nuh was on 60 Mins years ago
12:00 <Picard> lol Bastardly_One
13:00 <simba> ahhh yes 60 minutes
13:00 <bradd_pitts> ao
13:00 <Bastardly_One> first time they did a story on her and wer're like
13:00 <bradd_pitts> lmao
13:00 <Bastardly_One> this whiny bitch 
13:00 <Bastardly_One> *were like ... and in news articles at the time
13:00 <tooheys> schapelle corby takes it up the ass
13:00 <bradd_pitts> doo da doo da
13:00 <Bastardly_One> when some news were into she's as guilty as fuck ... way back when
14:00 <bradd_pitts> i saw a spider outside now i feel itchy and keep slapping myself cos i thikn somethings on me
14:00 <bradd_pitts> fuck i hate creepy crawlies
14:00 <tooheys> that happens to me bradd_pitts 
14:00 <bradd_pitts> yeah i thikn it happens to most
14:00 <bradd_pitts> paranoia!!!!!!!!
15:00 <Picard> Schapelle Corby's mother has said her daughter was not dating an Indonesian man who has been arrested for possession of drugs, a charge which may have prompted the Australian's parole to be revoked.
15:00 <Picard> Read more at http://www.9news.com.au/world/2014/08/29/11/35/corby-s-boyfriend-caught-with-drugs-reports#chtpmQE4zEgHDM0u.99
15:00 <Picard> lolllllllllllllllllllllll
15:00 <Serenity> "It is not related. It will not affect her parole,” Ms Andiyani told News Corporation today"
15:00 <tooheys> itd be a pretty big coincedence if it wasnt related
15:00 <bradd_pitts> who would date an indonesian man
15:00 <Picard> Parole board boss Ketut Artha says officers will now watch the convicted drug smuggler more closely.
15:00 <bradd_pitts> lol okthat was mean
16:00 <tooheys> lol ketut
16:00 <bradd_pitts> i was gonna say 
16:00 <bradd_pitts> besides longie
16:00 <bradd_pitts> lmaooooo
16:00 <tooheys> rhonda's bf
16:00 <Rak> Picard:  before she was charged i doubt she could find indonesia on a map; so i believe her
17:00 <Nikky`> Night Night
17:00 <Maurice> (20:16:08) (bradd_pitts): besides longie
17:00 <Maurice> Lolll
17:00 <Serenity> ketut means 'fourth' in indonesian
17:00 <Rak> night Nikky`
17:00 <bradd_pitts> thanks Serenity
17:00 <bradd_pitts> vital information
17:00 <bradd_pitts> LOL
17:00 <Serenity> picard was laughing at the name you spastic
17:00 <Serenity> i was telling him what it means
17:00 <Serenity> they only use 4 names
18:00 <bradd_pitts> omg chill it was hilarious
20:00 <TheRiddler> I have a headache
20:00 <TheRiddler> :(
20:00 <Serenity> water
20:00 <Serenity> cause thats the first ting everyone says to me when i have one
21:00 <TheRiddler> lol
21:00 <TheRiddler> ok
21:00 <bradd_pitts> i wias gonna say lobotomy
23:00 <simba> is ur game over bradd_pitts?
23:00 <bradd_pitts> oui 30 mins ago
23:00 <bradd_pitts> we lost 
23:00 <bradd_pitts> 30-22
23:00 <simba> oh
23:00 <bradd_pitts> :'(
23:00 <bradd_pitts> all goods though, we came back from 24-4
24:00 <bradd_pitts> next year should be good
24:00 <bradd_pitts> mcgregor is good for us
24:00 <Picard> fuck sake
24:00 <Serenity> lol i just read logs from this morning
24:00 <Serenity> how funny is Interrupt
24:00 <simba> fancy a bum
24:00 <simba> that was the only time ive ever seen him ~normal~
25:00 <Serenity> i dont know about normal lol
25:00 <Serenity> he was carrying on about me getting belted
25:00 <Bastardly_One> must of missed it 
25:00 <Serenity> and raped
25:00 <Bastardly_One> oh that
25:00 <simba> i mean.. content with not spamming and being insane
25:00 <Bastardly_One> that was my afternoon
25:00 <Serenity> you didnt miss a thing you had your mouth firmly placed over ShadowLurkers ring hole
25:00 <Bastardly_One> that was because ShadowLurker was owning him
25:00 <Serenity> it was the morning for me. we dont need to have this argument every day
26:00 <Bastardly_One> you made me think for a sec
26:00 <Bastardly_One> I don't like doing that ... clearly
26:00 <bradd_pitts> .
26:00 <bradd_pitts> what
26:00 <bradd_pitts> the
26:00 <bradd_pitts> fuck
26:00 <bradd_pitts> did i just watch
26:00 <bradd_pitts> https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=10202154313605663
26:00 <bradd_pitts> LOL
26:00 <ShadowLurker> placing ur mouth on my ringhole?
27:00 <simba> thats the kinda video skimish links to
27:00 <Bastardly_One> thinking ... keep up
28:00 <Kynetic> sup fuckers
28:00 <Serenity> wtffffff is this
28:00 <Serenity> LOL
28:00 <Serenity> hey Kynetic
28:00 <Kynetic> hey Serenity :D
28:00 <Kynetic> one week one day to go
28:00 <Kynetic> and ill be a remarried man.
29:00 <TheRiddler> cools
29:00 <Serenity> WTFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF FAUX
29:00 <Serenity> OOO getting excited?
29:00 <Maurice> Theres still time to escape, Kynetic
29:00 <TheRiddler> someone is off their head making that lol
29:00 <TheRiddler> pics of bride to be
29:00 <Kynetic> Maurice i know
30:00 <Serenity> its lara isnt it
30:00 <Kynetic> dont think it'd go down too well with the mother-in-law though
30:00 <Kynetic> Serenity yup
30:00 <Kynetic> we just wanted to have a registry wedding
30:00 <Kynetic> and have a reception in the backyard
30:00 <Kynetic> spend all our moneys on that
30:00 <Kynetic> but noooooooooooooooooooooooo
31:00 <bradd_pitts> lolol
31:00 <Kynetic> laras mum told us she would be 'offended' if we did that.. so she paid for the wedding to be planned and done by a celebrant for us outdoors and we're having  a proper reception now...
31:00 <Serenity> our wedding was so ridic small
32:00 <Serenity> was just our parents and siblings and 3 of our best friends
32:00 <Kynetic> yeah this is only pretty small
32:00 <Kynetic> we restricted it to 50 adults
32:00 <Serenity> my sister didnt even come
32:00 <Kynetic> which was hard.. but weddings are fkn expensive man.. 
32:00 <Serenity> not that i invited her
32:00 <Serenity> dude.. on the tv last night
32:00 <Kynetic> actually its the reception which is the expensive part.. if you dont count the wedding dress and hair and makeup n shit.
32:00 <Serenity> they said the AVERAGE wedding cost in australia
32:00 <Serenity> 54k
33:00 <Serenity> wtffff???
33:00 <Maurice> Fuck that
33:00 <Serenity> if i had 54k id be buying a car
33:00 <simba> plus you have to hire DJ KRAZY KON he costs a lot
34:00 <simba> https://www.facebook.com/djkrazykonofficial
34:00 <TheRiddler> did your brother came atleast?
34:00 <Serenity> my brother?
34:00 <TheRiddler> yes
34:00 <Serenity> of course
34:00 <TheRiddler> to your wedding
34:00 <Serenity> i didnt invite my sister
34:00 <Serenity> thats why she didnt come
34:00 <TheRiddler> ahh
34:00 <Serenity> my mum and brother were there
34:00 <Serenity> mum gave me away
34:00 <Maurice> I didn't invite my sister but she showed up anyways
35:00 <Serenity> first time i saw my sister in over a year was when i picked alice up the other day
35:00 <Serenity> she literally came out for 5 minutes and had a smoke then went back into her room
36:00 <Serenity> we have a great relationship (y)
36:00 <Kynetic> lol
36:00 <Kynetic> 54k?
36:00 <Serenity> yeah 54k AVERAGE
36:00 <Kynetic> my first wedding didnt even cost half that
36:00 <Serenity> our wedding cost 7 =/
36:00 <Kynetic> and we went fairly all out on that one
36:00 <TheRiddler> who are all these ppl having such expensive weddings
36:00 <Kynetic> thankfully her parents paid for the lot
36:00 <simba> europeans
36:00 <Serenity> my sisters wedding was nearly 30k
36:00 <Serenity> her dress cost like 6 grand..
37:00 <Serenity> then she got pregnant. and couldnt wear it
37:00 <TheRiddler> .
37:00 <Serenity> LOL
37:00 <bradd_pitts> my cousin just had hers, was 70k
37:00 <TheRiddler> lol
37:00 <bradd_pitts> but lebs
37:00 <Maurice> Our wedding cost 5
37:00 <simba> indians
37:00 <bradd_pitts> there were like 400 people or something
37:00 <simba> their weddings are like the big day out
37:00 <Serenity> hahaha
37:00 <Serenity> wogs
37:00 <bradd_pitts> ugh my friends family had this mini wedding for their daughtesr holy communion
37:00 <bradd_pitts> ..
37:00 <Serenity> they need 6 months to finish cooking the food.. they dont hire caterers
37:00 <Kynetic> we had 100 guests and the motherin law decided she wanted to have choices for the dinner
37:00 <bradd_pitts> it was honestly like a wedding, i watched a vid
37:00 <Serenity> their 700 aunties do it
37:00 <bradd_pitts> and was going to vomit
37:00 <Kynetic> which cost an extra $30 per guest
37:00 <TheRiddler> they know how to do a wedding
37:00 <Kynetic> only $3k
38:00 <bradd_pitts> nah sez lol thats family functions
38:00 <bradd_pitts> weddings they go all out
38:00 <Serenity> yeah you're right
38:00 <Kynetic> was stupid too cos there was ridiculous amounts of food left
38:00 <Serenity> thats just a 1st birthday or something
38:00 <TheRiddler> what's a holy communion?
38:00 <bradd_pitts> my cousins was here http://www.curzonhall.com.au/
38:00 <bradd_pitts> so beautifuls :')
38:00 <Serenity> oh i think you showed me that
38:00 <bradd_pitts> yeah
39:00 <Kynetic> TheDarkTruth i think its their first communion
39:00 <Kynetic> sounds catholic
39:00 <TheRiddler> oh
39:00 <Serenity> my exs family had cousins come over from italy
39:00 <Serenity> so naturally there was a big gathering
39:00 <Serenity> i swear to god.. 600 people.. because 3 cousins came over
39:00 <bradd_pitts> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/First_Communion
39:00 <Kynetic> italian weddings are always huge
39:00 <Serenity> food for months
39:00 <bradd_pitts> lol sez
39:00 <bradd_pitts> sounds about right
40:00 <Serenity> every fucking beer you could think of
40:00 <Serenity> wine
40:00 <Kynetic> i swear italian mothers start planning their daughters wedding from birth
40:00 <Serenity> weird italian alcohol
40:00 <TheRiddler> sounds good
40:00 <bradd_pitts> i had a pretty big first communion
40:00 <bradd_pitts> it was so embarassing
40:00 <bradd_pitts> my parents hired a hall
40:00 <bradd_pitts> and huge balloons with mini balloons in them
40:00 <bradd_pitts> that exploded over me when cutting a cake
40:00 <bradd_pitts> .
40:00 <bradd_pitts> pls
40:00 <Serenity> lol
40:00 <TheRiddler> nice
40:00 <xm> TheRiddler, it's just when they get their "licence" to nom nom communion wafers
40:00 <bradd_pitts> iwas like 9?
41:00 <Serenity> then you have to start saying goodbye about 4 hours before you actually want to leave
41:00 <Serenity> and you MIGHT leave about 45 mins late
41:00 <Maurice> I've heard of people throwing their daughters a period party
41:00 <Kynetic> lol
41:00 <bradd_pitts> lool
41:00 <bradd_pitts> thats my grandfather sez
41:00 <simba> the goodbyes take forveer
41:00 <bradd_pitts> he has a zillion stories
41:00 <bradd_pitts> and they all seem to come out when we're leaving
41:00 <xm> Catholics are big on it because they're the only ones that believe that when you eat it, you truly are eating the body and blood of christ
41:00 <xm> it's just symbolic for other denominations
41:00 <bradd_pitts> great
41:00 <bradd_pitts> i ate jesus
41:00 <Serenity> lol
41:00 <Serenity> yum
42:00 <bradd_pitts> he tastes like ice cream  cone
42:00 <Serenity> fucking cannibals
42:00 <bradd_pitts> not even lying
42:00 <bradd_pitts> a wafer
42:00 <xm> there are heaps of jokes about it. like catholics are vampires etc
42:00 <TheRiddler> lol
42:00 <partay> I prefer to drop a smoke bomb when I leave a party
42:00 <partay> I kust leave no goodbyes 
42:00 <bradd_pitts> i remember being a kid and trying hard not to gigggle in church whenever i took the bread cos i was like
43:00 <bradd_pitts> lol this would be nice with ice cream
43:00 <Serenity> so glad my parents werent religious
43:00 <xm> anyway when i was young and our famiyl did all go to church and we were about to get in we'd see heaps of cars and go
43:00 <xm> oh fuck not another first communion. damn those wogs
43:00 <xm> my church was 90% wog
43:00 <ShadowLurker> doritoooooooooooos
43:00 <Serenity> shut up ShadowLurker you wife beating dole bum
43:00 <Serenity> sik ov ur shyt
44:00 <xm> when i was 6 i told my mother to pretend to eat it and keep it for me so i could eat it later on
44:00 <xm> she turned around and told everyone in church
44:00 <xm> she thought it was cute
44:00 <xm> i felt so betrayed
44:00 <xm> still angry
44:00 <Kynetic> greek have their own version of the catholic church dont they?
44:00 <Kynetic> greek orthodox or something?
44:00 <xm> orthodox
44:00 <bradd_pitts> ortho
44:00 <bradd_pitts> oui
44:00 <Kynetic> yea, mate of mine is greek, his mother has their house plastered in jesus shit.
44:00 <xm> there was a schism in 1054 
45:00 <xm> they love the icons
45:00 <Serenity> theyre only allowed to marry other orthos yeah?
45:00 <Serenity> or are they more relaxed about that now
45:00 <xm> it's illegal in Greece to convert to Islam
45:00 <Kynetic> i know his mother is always hassling him about when hes gonna get married
45:00 <simba> second/third+ generation are much more relaxed on that shit
45:00 <simba> the aussie creeping in
45:00 <bradd_pitts> my aunty married an orthodox
45:00 <bradd_pitts> hes not greek though
46:00 <bradd_pitts> all i know is that their masses go for hours
46:00 <bradd_pitts> its ridic
46:00 <xm> there are probably more Russian Orthodox people out there than Greek Orthodox
46:00 <bradd_pitts> my cousins christening went for like  100000000000000000000000000000000000 years
46:00 <bradd_pitts> and easter is the worst
46:00 <bradd_pitts> 3 hour masses
46:00 <bradd_pitts> psl
46:00 <xm> and some of them have to stand up
46:00 <bradd_pitts> pls.
46:00 <Serenity> i went to a few christenings
46:00 <xm> no sitting down :D
46:00 <Serenity> fucking booooorza
46:00 <Serenity> my cousin has this big fucking church wedding
46:00 <Serenity> i swear went for like 10 years
46:00 <bradd_pitts> lmao
47:00 <Serenity> HURRY UP JULIE NANNAS FALLING ASLEEP
47:00 <simba> cos they have to sing everything in greek then repeat it all in english
47:00 <Kynetic> his mother also likes to feed people
47:00 <Kynetic> far out
47:00 <Kynetic> can she fkn cook or can she fkn cook
47:00 <Kynetic> wont matter if youre just dropping in for 2 minutes
47:00 <Serenity> wog theory.. if you weigh less than 100kg you're TOO SKINNY EAT EAT
47:00 <Kynetic> "Oh my you look hungry here.. EAT"
48:00 <Kynetic> out of nowhere comes some huge plate of food
48:00 <Kynetic> or sweets
48:00 <simba> they literally bully you into eating
49:00 <xm> food bullying. the 21st century menace
49:00 <xm> survivors speak out
49:00 <Serenity> i never had grandparents when i grew up but there was an old italian couple that lived across the road from my family home and they kind of adopted me
49:00 <Serenity> we ued to go there for lunch n shit with their family
49:00 <Serenity> oh my god.. the food
49:00 <Serenity> literally she would get offended if you didnt eat 3rd helpings of dessert
50:00 <xm> my sister's husband has a wog nonna. always cooking us up a feed. but im more into the sweets
50:00 <xm> she stayed up for over 24 hours once cooking for a big event
50:00 <Bastardly_One> liberal italians, the relaxed once are awesome though, it's worth having to be bulimic
50:00 <xm> that's quite a feat
50:00 <Maurice> My nanna is english and she does that, she goes through her entire fridge and cupboard contents offering you food
50:00 <xm> maybe she tooth speed/meth or something
50:00 <xm> took*
51:00 <Bastardly_One> *ones ... once? wtf
51:00 <Serenity> italians are great people
53:00 <Loof> ATS63 wants to suck, he wants to lick
53:00 <bradd_pitts> msgin britney spears on fb rn
53:00 <Loof> he wants to tase his old mans dick
53:00 <Bastardly_One> greeks and italians ... most of my exes are one or the other
53:00 <Loof> taste*
53:00 <partay> Collingwood hahaha
53:00 <Picard> lol 
53:00 <Picard> just no good the pies
53:00 <Picard> buckley cant coach
54:00 <Picard> hawks v port?
54:00 <Serenity> lolll faux
54:00 <ShadowLurker> might give blaze a msg
54:00 <bradd_pitts> britney says hi guys
55:00 <Picard> britney?
55:00 <Bastardly_One> nm ... they're taking the piss
55:00 <Loof> cant remember the last time anyone cared about britney
55:00 <ShadowLurker> noone does
55:00 <Loof> try 2001
56:00 <Picard> oh im not paying attention
56:00 <Picard> i like britney
56:00 <Picard> i felt sorry for her when she went nuts
56:00 <milk> you ever gone greek?
56:00 <Serenity> leaveee brittney alooooooone
56:00 <Picard> she just needed a hug
56:00 <Bastardly_One> wtf, why was this not on the news? 1,187 earthquakes were recorded in Iceland on Thurs
57:00 <bradd_pitts> how did you hear about then? do you have inside sources in iceland
57:00 <Bastardly_One> oh volcano
57:00 <Picard> lol
57:00 <Picard> whats the go with the volcano Bastardly_One?
57:00 <Bastardly_One> was on some news source on twitter but not heard about it in regular news
57:00 <Bastardly_One> fucked if I know 
57:00 <Picard> ash cloud?
58:00 <Serenity> hey Quinn
58:00 <Quinn> Hello kids
58:00 <Picard> Quinn
58:00 <Quinn> Hihi Serenity
58:00 <Serenity> how are ya
58:00 <Quinn> Picard
58:00 <Bastardly_One> this ... http://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-28977773?ocid=socialflow_twitter
58:00 <Picard> how are u
58:00 <Quinn> I'm good :D
58:00 <Bastardly_One> not that interesting really sounds a lot though
58:00 <Quinn> We're in Echuca! 
58:00 <Rak> iceland is one of the most geothermically active regions on the planet.  how many "earthquakes" do they register normally?
58:00 <Picard> global warming is to blame
59:00 <Picard> Quinn so sorry to hear that
59:00 <Quinn> I'm lovely. But suddenly have a hand sanitizer craving...
59:00 <Loof> covered from head to toe in jizzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
59:00 <Picard> Loof lick it off
59:00 <Quinn> I've never been here before. It's tiny and nice so far
59:00 <Loof> cant complain
59:00 <Bastardly_One> like I said, no idea ... 1,187 in one day ... that is a fuckload I thought
00:00 <Quinn> How are you guys?
00:00 <Picard> im ok
00:00 <Rak> i also think it's a fuckload but it may not be.  with sensitive equipment they can register "earthquakes" that can't be felt by humans
00:00 <Picard> we had one near us a few weeks back
01:00 <Rak> that's just God trying to finally smite you, Picard
02:00 <TheRiddler> goodnight
02:00 <Rak> yes, yes it is
02:00 <Rak> night TheRiddler
03:00 <Bastardly_One> yes Rak ... pardon the delay ... was getting dinner
03:00 <Loof> as the jizz from my dick goes drip drip drip, the room starts to smell like the springvale tip
03:00 <Picard> there is no god Rak
04:00 <Serenity> doriiiitoosss
04:00 <Rak> never apologise for dinner
04:00 <Loof> dori's toes
04:00 <Picard> Rak when its sardines and two minute noodles he has to apologise
04:00 <Rak> damn he's gonna smite the shit out of you now
04:00 <Serenity> dori didnt deserve her fucking toes
04:00 <Serenity> didnt look after them
04:00 <Loof> i know the slurry
05:00 <Rak> ...is dori the ...blue fish in finding nemo?
05:00 <simba> lol @ springvale
06:00 <Serenity> yes
06:00 <Rak> ew cgi fish toes
07:00 <bradd_pitts> eheheheh
07:00 <bradd_pitts> https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/t1.0-9/p480x480/1480683_883654978348360_2018706028446350419_n.jpg
07:00 <bradd_pitts> :')
07:00 <bradd_pitts> ALL GOOD MUM
07:00 <Loof> is that an invading penis near it's hand
07:00 <Loof> ?
08:00 <Rak> foetal fist bump
08:00 <Rak> the miracle of nature
08:00 <bradd_pitts> its a thumbs up u poo
08:00 <bradd_pitts> dont ruin it :'(
08:00 <Loof> yes it does
08:00 <Loof> it does look like a poo
09:00 <Rak> and all this time i thought girls were full of sugar and spice and it turns out they were all filled with poo
09:00 <Loof> out of tea :((
10:00 <Loof> guess it's ass cancer causing coffee time
10:00 <Rak> could not just enema it
11:00 <Serenity> this. is hilarious
11:00 <Serenity> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UaKLD3ugJYA&feature=youtu.be
11:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: (May 7, 2014) - Category: People & Blogs - 1,289,989 -
12:00 <bradd_pitts> oh yes ive seen this
12:00 <bradd_pitts> lol
12:00 <bradd_pitts> oh dear
13:00 <Serenity> she sounds like the sucker machine at the dentist
13:00 <Serenity> KRRRRRROWWWWW
13:00 <Serenity> LOL
13:00 <ShadowLurker> ssslsllsllslllllllsssslllllsssslllllsssooohhhsssllllll
13:00 <simba> lllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
14:00 <simba> lllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
14:00 <Quinn> Soooo I crashed 
14:00 <Quinn> There's no WiFi nearby 
15:00 <Picard> Quinn wb
15:00 <Loof> seeing that fat bitch with any food in her hand would turn me off sex, even if it is fruit you know she wishes it was cake
15:00 <Serenity> Maurice and bradd_pitts
15:00 <Serenity> https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=639852916122020
15:00 <Quinn> Thanks Picard
16:00 <Serenity> shes not even fat wtf
17:00 <Maurice> I hate you >.<
18:00 <Loof> she is and so is kim kardashian imo
18:00 <Loof> so am i
18:00 <bradd_pitts> lol
19:00 <Quinn> Speaking of food. 
19:00 <Quinn> https://fbcdn-photos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpf1/t1.0-0/10360473_10152508780752177_506162763607154087_n.jpg
19:00 <bradd_pitts> what am i watching
19:00 <Picard> buckley lol
19:00 <Serenity> hahaha Maurice
19:00 <Quinn> I made those. :D
20:00 <Serenity> nice
20:00 <bradd_pitts> FHCYSD
20:00 <bradd_pitts> FUCK YOU
21:00 <bradd_pitts> i need to pee and almost pissed
21:00 <bradd_pitts> FFFFFFFFFFFFF
21:00 <Serenity> <3
21:00 <bradd_pitts> that was horrible
21:00 <bradd_pitts> :'(
21:00 <Serenity> lol
21:00 <Loof> leakage
21:00 <Loof> stained undies
21:00 <Serenity> i turned my sound off as soon as it started
21:00 <Serenity> i knew there was something sus
21:00 <bradd_pitts> im not ling wa
21:00 <Loof> lol
21:00 <Serenity> could be stained pubes
21:00 <Loof> she pisses when she sneezes
22:00 <Loof> do you do that?
22:00 <Maurice> With her prolapsed smoo
22:00 <bradd_pitts> no
22:00 <bradd_pitts> zoella is so beautifuls :') https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xap1/v/t1.0-9/10639376_719559678080451_4645456567168315352_n.jpg?oh=6fe4cda10d1c0542f837c4cfdcbf4a2a&oe=54628A84&__gda__=1416732504_405dff6ccb3f7f92af5d30f42d9fc1b6
22:00 <Serenity> i did when i was pregnant
22:00 <Serenity> sneeze fart n pee yourself all at once
23:00 <bradd_pitts> reason #23409 why i dont want a baby
23:00 <Loof> she's hot but does the guy she's with even lift?
23:00 <Maurice> Reason #1 they're horrible
23:00 <Serenity> you know girls dont actually like guys that lift
23:00 <Serenity> lol
23:00 <Serenity> its all for other men
23:00 <bradd_pitts> he lifts her vag off his face when hes done
23:00 <bradd_pitts> r u jelly
23:00 <simba> lol
23:00 <Maurice> Lol
24:00 <Loof> yes
24:00 <Serenity> except those 'women' Adonis knows i dont know one woman thats like OH I LOVE YOUR CONDOM FULL OF WALNUTS LOOK
24:00 <bradd_pitts> this is my favourite thing ever
24:00 <bradd_pitts> https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xap1/v/t1.0-9/10171250_10154500189350510_8998790801457326012_n.jpg?oh=a1c13723129dd94f4f8a1b295d684df9&oe=54618B21&__gda__=1416802932_ed31594a652d8007cc92eca31df23aa3
24:00 <Serenity> PLZ GET MOAR LUMPS PLZ
25:00 <Loof> it's about balance, that guy has the pieter physique
25:00 <Serenity> lol have you seen his 'buff' pics
25:00 <Serenity> sah embarrass
25:00 <bradd_pitts> Detectives from the Middle Eastern Organised Crime Squad (MEOCS) have arrested a man and seized a large quantity of prohibited drugs and a Glock pistol after discovering a steroid lab inside a family home.
25:00 <bradd_pitts> lol
25:00 <Loof> mmm glock
25:00 <bradd_pitts> Inside the premises, officers found and seized:
25:00 <bradd_pitts> - A five litre beaker, containing a liquid form of steroid, inside an oven;
25:00 <bradd_pitts> - More than 2,900 individual vials of liquid injectable anabolic steroids;
25:00 <bradd_pitts> - Approximately 700 bottles containing oral anabolic steroids;
25:00 <bradd_pitts> - A Glock 17 pistol; and,
25:00 <bradd_pitts> - 12 magazines, all of which were loaded with 9mm ammunition.
26:00 <bradd_pitts> raided adonis' home
26:00 <Loof> lol
26:00 <Loof> that was just adonis's dosage for the day they found
26:00 <bradd_pitts> lmao
26:00 <bradd_pitts> The potential street value of the seized steroids is estimated to be in excess of $365,000.
26:00 <Serenity> if you go to pieters fb he has open pics of him with no shirt on
26:00 <Serenity> his nipples make me want to barf
29:00 <Loof> lol look at the junky bitches he's with on his fb
30:00 <Loof> and he seems to be able to only afford one blue business shirt
30:00 <Serenity> hagrids on there
30:00 <bradd_pitts> show
30:00 <Serenity> dont paste anything in here
30:00 <Serenity> just letting ya know
31:00 <bradd_pitts> i wont
31:00 <simba> boy hes making a lot of status updates
31:00 <tooheys> fuck i feel sick
32:00 <simba> stop drinkin
32:00 <tooheys> im not sick coz ive been drinking
32:00 <simba> cant help tho
33:00 <tooheys> it does man, i always drink if im sick, makes you feel heaps better
33:00 <simba> ahh yeah might have 2 try that
34:00 <Loof> alcohol is so lame
34:00 <Loof> lamest drug out there
34:00 <Serenity> hod
34:00 <Serenity> these statuses are laaaaaaame
34:00 <bradd_pitts> hod
35:00 <doctor> how many tooheys?
36:00 <Loof> does it take to kill an alco?
36:00 <doctor> around 40 years of hard drinking. if it's limited it might knock of a decade
36:00 <Bastardly_One> I say ... what? ... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_VKWLC87Uzw
36:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Donkey Sex: The Most Bizarre Tradition (Jun 12, 2012) 15:01 - Category: Entertainment - 4,891,157 -
37:00 <tooheys> what do u mean how many
37:00 <doctor> how many have you had tonight?
37:00 <tooheys> i just cracked open the first one mate
37:00 <doctor> lies
37:00 <tooheys> no shit
37:00 <doctor> well, you're late to the party
38:00 <tooheys> lol
38:00 <tooheys> im always late 
38:00 <simba> tooheys extra late
38:00 <doctor> lol
38:00 <tooheys> drinking becks tonight actually
39:00 <bradd_pitts> lol
39:00 <doctor> ive got bolt, from the local fremantle brewery. cheapest junk around
39:00 <bradd_pitts> https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/10390488_10154240291130510_3285838397463012052_n.jpg?oh=d3b8f44bae530bb9984d73f680eb4c37&oe=5471D79A&__gda__=1417627365_d53dc4a916998b16e0e6a7cb772c243d
39:00 <tooheys> bolt? never heard of it
40:00 <tooheys> we dont even get emu or swan here, theyre the two most popular local beers over there arent they?
40:00 <Loof> petrol might be better for you
41:00 <doctor> it was $34 a carton but now it's $37. don't see it around much so they must be trying to meet their bottom line
41:00 <tooheys> :/
41:00 <tooheys> u can get german beer cheaper than that here
41:00 <doctor> they seem to like their carlton cold here
42:00 <doctor> VB and EMU are mainly for tourists
42:00 <tooheys> u wouldnt have carlton cold on tap though would u?
42:00 <doctor> nah
42:00 <Loof> draught
42:00 <Loof> ?
42:00 <tooheys> pretty sure everywhere in australia has carlton draught & vb on tap
43:00 <Loof> both putrid
43:00 <tooheys> yep
43:00 <tooheys> why dont pubs & bars have beers that are actually good
43:00 <Loof> if i had to drink beer gimme a coopers
43:00 <Loof> sparkling
43:00 <simba> yea!!!!!!!!
44:00 <tooheys> ive never had a coopers but ive heard theyre shit
44:00 <Loof> they awesome
44:00 <simba> mate theyre good probably the only SA export people stand up for
44:00 <tooheys> its pretty hard to get over here u cant get a slab
44:00 <simba> lol
44:00 <tooheys> well u probably can but most bottlos dont stock it
45:00 <Loof> my hangover sets in after like my sixth beer
45:00 <Picard> beer suxs
45:00 <Loof> then it's just a splitting hangover all night
45:00 <tooheys> u must be drinking way too slowly then loof
45:00 <Loof> next day i'm fine though
46:00 <Loof> i drank a slab of coronas for my bd the other day
46:00 <Loof> splitting headache
47:00 <Loof> fuck drinking
47:00 <Loof> i'll stick to weed
47:00 <doctor> Yeah I'd probably prefer weed
47:00 <tooheys> fuck that
47:00 <Loof> here we go\
47:00 <tooheys> i dont mind the odd spliff or bong but alcohol is a million times better
47:00 <Loof> not for your health
48:00 <Loof> maybe your mental health
48:00 <tooheys> pffft
48:00 <Loof> but not physical
49:00 <tooheys> who cares
49:00 <simba> i never got hangovers idk why
49:00 <simba> im good at drinking water
49:00 <tooheys> didnt drink enough
49:00 <simba> i used 2
49:00 <tooheys> drink a whole 5 litre goonbag in a night and youll get a hell of a hangover
50:00 <doctor> I get a headache after the first night after a few weeks spared, but afterwards there's no problem
50:00 <Loof> beer is so fattening man
50:00 <Loof> i've lost shitloads since quitting drinking
51:00 <tooheys> it is not i drink beer all the time and i weigh fuck all
51:00 <Loof> yeah you're probably one of these ones who dont eat
51:00 <Loof> just live on alcohol
51:00 <tooheys> i eat a SHITLOAD
51:00 <doctor> yeah it is, but I'm only 72kg. i don't drink everynight and its low carb beer when I do
51:00 <Loof> you must be active then
51:00 <tooheys> not really, lol
52:00 <Loof> are you trying to tell me beer isn't fattening?
52:00 <doctor> depends on the metabolism
52:00 <tooheys> well dont u think i would be fat if it was
52:00 <Serenity> https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpf1/t31.0-8/p417x417/981481_611853602167762_347299870_o.jpg
52:00 <Serenity> get one of these into you doctor
52:00 <beehhh> schepelle corby in deep shit just for marijuana
52:00 <simba> lol
52:00 <Loof> schepelle has aged BAD man
53:00 <Loof> she was pretty
53:00 <Loof> now she looks middle aged
53:00 <tooheys> thats not a bad looking burger
53:00 <doctor> nice. i'd have no problem finishing off one of those
53:00 <Serenity> theyre in canning vale
53:00 <matrix> That's because she is Loof.  it was a while ago
53:00 <tooheys> hate those gay flat-peaked hats though
53:00 <doctor> whats the mobs name?
54:00 <Serenity> johnnys burger joint
54:00 <Serenity> https://www.facebook.com/JohnnysBurgerJoint/timeline
54:00 <tooheys> must have taken them months to come up with that :P
54:00 <Loof> http://www.engadget.com/2014/08/29/us-darpa-brain-ptsd-closed-system-electrx-implant/
54:00 <Loof> wow ^
54:00 <doctor> I'll remember this joint
55:00 <tooheys> dont u hate it when u want to talk to someone and they dont come on
55:00 <Loof> trawling a bitch?
55:00 <Lish> No
55:00 <simba> text her saying "miss u xoxo"
55:00 <beehhh> https://chaturbate.com/selena_sweet/
55:00 <beehhh> holy cow
56:00 <beehhh> Loof HP is better than lenovo
56:00 <Loof> cool man
56:00 <beehhh> just start slow cause its different processor
56:00 <beehhh> lenovo is 4200u n HP are 4210U
57:00 <beehhh> simba lol
57:00 <tooheys> lol simba 
57:00 <tooheys> that was funny
58:00 <matrix> Hi is better than lenovo for quality but I would rather have lenovo for service
58:00 <matrix> hp suck at service
58:00 <beehhh> when does my day for justice come?
59:00 <Loof> and justice for all
59:00 <beehhh> train trouble in perth commuter
59:00 <beehhh> Darwin is tip top from every corner
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