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01:00 <slinky_j> https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/t1.0-9/10590591_835653629785727_2357736832640475192_n.jpg
01:00 <slinky_j> me at the dentist
04:00 <beehhh> tranny cock
06:00 <beehhh> soon i'll be disc my internet is a waste of my time n money
06:00 <beehhh> got the free cable line but no irc on it
07:00 <Jewel> life with no irc?
12:00 <stevenn> y
24:00 <stevenn> later
24:00 <simba> !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
26:00 <Loof> bored, wish my wife was fuckable
27:00 <simba> theres always this loof http://i.imgur.com/sUT3a.jpg
28:00 <Loof> that's genius
28:00 <Loof> lol
31:00 <Serenity> :|
32:00 <beehhh> find an invading azn from indo Loof for your mail order bride
33:00 <beehhh> i was a supporter of pauline hanson
34:00 <Loof> she's not a mail order bride man
34:00 <Loof> she's been here since she was 6
34:00 <Loof> if i ordered a wife online it would be a way hotter one lol
35:00 <Loof> i still might
35:00 <beehhh> order from swanston st
35:00 <Serenity> why did you marry her if shes not fuckable
35:00 <Loof> it didn't matter to me back then wasn't into sex
35:00 <beehhh> she used to be fuckable but as you know they age faster than male
36:00 <Serenity> no beehhh you degenerate
36:00 <Serenity> im speaking to loof not you
36:00 <Loof> i should have gone for looks
36:00 <Loof> ^
36:00 <Loof> should have been shallow
36:00 <Serenity> if she had a better personality she'd be more fuckable
36:00 <Loof> true
36:00 <Loof> i dread when she wants sex
36:00 <Loof> sex is meant to be fun
37:00 <Loof> fml
37:00 <frayedknot> buy a mask for her?
37:00 <Loof> i need a bong i'm depressing myself brb
37:00 <Loof> paper bag maybe
37:00 <Loof> that covers the whole body
38:00 <Serenity> get her into some kinky shit so she has to wear a mask n a body suit or something
38:00 <Serenity> lol
39:00 <beehhh> i like white pussy
39:00 <ATS63> https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=664306116993425 - the $1 boob job
39:00 <beehhh> going down on a whore is equvalent of having a creampie
40:00 <Loof> wonder how rich i'd need to be to get decent pussy at my age
40:00 <Loof> probably need to be a millionare lol
40:00 <frayedknot> ATS63, she looks better without the sticker!
40:00 <ATS63> define:my age
41:00 <ATS63> It isn't challenging to get a girl up to 15 years younger than you
41:00 <beehhh> what simba said
41:00 <beehhh> be mcgaiver
41:00 <Loof> hows the laptop going beehhh?
41:00 <ATS63> Of course when you're only 20 its sick
41:00 <Loof> i'm going to stick an extra 6gb ram in mine
41:00 <beehhh> not bad but lenovo is better
42:00 <ATS63> beehhh: yea, being richard dean anderson helps
42:00 <Loof> nah lenova is for homeless people using maccas wifi
42:00 <beehhh> stargate
43:00 <Loof> garrg these caffiene withdrawels suck i'm having a coffee
43:00 <beehhh> soon all women with kids will migrate to australia from iraq
44:00 <Loof> thinking about my mother dying makes me feel good
44:00 <Loof> hope she keeps drinking heavily the slag
45:00 <beehhh> im gonna start jogging tomorrow norell starts a newjob at a curtain warehouse
45:00 <beehhh> yeah i love me father he loves me too
45:00 <Serenity> =/
45:00 <Loof> fuck cardio man
45:00 <Loof> i'm scared of my exercise bike, whenever i do a workout i regret it for a week
46:00 <Loof> the muscle pain
46:00 <ATS63> uhh
46:00 <ATS63> do it for the bitches
46:00 <Loof> just lift
46:00 <Loof> and eat
46:00 <Loof> and sleep
46:00 <ATS63> cardio is probably more important than lifting
47:00 <ATS63> Uniforms help too. Not like ComicCon, a different one
48:00 <beehhh> i have these Loof....http://www.naturalfactors.com.my/products.php
48:00 <beehhh> canrada shit
49:00 <Loof> nice brb
49:00 <slinky_j> oh ffs hate when movies dont have subtitles
49:00 <beehhh> im talking cod liver oil, red shockeye salmon oil, calcium and magencium, clear E and few other
49:00 <beehhh> i could easily break through a falling tree
50:00 <ATS63> like a samurai?
50:00 <beehhh> big cunts think they can get me but im a quiet hercules mixed with hulk
51:00 <simba> youre a soft cunt mirza
51:00 <simba> with a chopped up dick!!!!!!!!
51:00 <beehhh> balls are still here with me 
52:00 <[[x]]> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7B3e2yVSa3A
52:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Chinese Man Catches Tree (Dec 31, 2006) 0:25 - Category: Comedy - 263,476 - 405 likes (90.6%), 42 dislikes (9.4%)
52:00 <beehhh> BlackDevil has his first child
53:00 <beehhh> this is me http://guardianrottweilers.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/marsio-2.jpg
54:00 <beehhh> norell denied to be a prostitute n finds a good job im proud of her
54:00 <beehhh> just because of me
55:00 <simba> lololkl,ojbn jlkhbvyhuivb
55:00 <Maurice> Last time you said she was hooking
55:00 <simba> they probably "live" off "her" prostitution
55:00 <beehhh> she went but didnt work stand outside
55:00 <Maurice> To get you a new comp or some bullshit
56:00 <Maurice> Personally, I'd invest in a new head for you
56:00 <beehhh> arent you a starfish
56:00 <Maurice> I'm more of a seahorse
57:00 <beehhh> no i reckon your an unicorn about to explode to the sky
57:00 <Serenity> an unicorn
57:00 <Maurice> Lol
58:00 <ATS63> beehhh: that is you? tied up so you don't eat the neighbours trash?
00:00 <beehhh> who lets the dogs out who who
01:00 <beehhh> goodnite
04:00 <slinky_j> "Brace yourself, it's like talking to those two old fucks in The Muppets."
12:00 <Loof> coffee and fap, now i feel much better :D
15:00 <Loof> i know a drugstore cowgirl, so afraid of getting boreddd
19:00 <simba> music quiz
19:00 <simba> initials are "F.F."
19:00 <simba> clue:
19:00 <Maurice> Foo Fighters
19:00 <simba> ive got snails, baguettes and crossiants in my hand
19:00 <simba> what band am i
20:00 <Maurice> Fag Fuckers
20:00 <simba> franz ferdinand
20:00 <simba> french foodinhand
20:00 <Maurice> Mine were bettr
20:00 <Maurice> Better
20:00 <Maurice> My keyboard is all sticky for some reason
21:00 <Maurice> Must be all the jizz
21:00 <simba> u mustve been on my tumblr
21:00 <Maurice> I'll never admit to it
23:00 <tooheys> http://imagebin.org/317867
26:00 <Serenity> dont click that link
27:00 <tooheys> why not? 
27:00 <Serenity> because that page is full of walware
27:00 <Serenity> malware
27:00 <tooheys> rubbish
27:00 <Serenity> no.
27:00 <tooheys> imagebin is the most reputable image sharing site on the entire internet
27:00 <Serenity> lol or not
27:00 <Maurice> Told me it was malware too
29:00 <simba> lol same
29:00 <simba> u bad man
29:00 <simba> u bad beer
29:00 <tooheys> there is NO malware on it. no flash, no javascript, no popups, no ads, nothing
29:00 <simba> what browser did u use to view it
30:00 <tooheys> firefox, and yes i did get a warning, but i know its a false alarm because ive been using that site for over 10 years
30:00 <Maurice> ...
30:00 <Serenity> lol
30:00 <Serenity> nek minnut
30:00 <Maurice> Now he's riddled with aids
30:00 <simba> i choose NAY
30:00 <Serenity> tsk tsk
31:00 <Maurice> I remember the other tooheys, he boned jizzbeard
31:00 <Serenity> honestly who didnt bone her
31:00 <Maurice> ME
31:00 <Maurice> YOU
31:00 <Maurice> Maybe simba but who knows
31:00 <tooheys> a girl called herself jizzbeard?
31:00 <Serenity> she could suck him in even from over there
31:00 <simba> never heard of her was she a good 1
31:00 <Maurice> Rofl
31:00 <tooheys> must have been real classy
31:00 <Maurice> She dumped her bf tooheys, because he had 3 kids to 3 chicks
31:00 <Serenity> obviously she didnt call herself that
31:00 <Serenity> come on
31:00 <Maurice> But she had 3 kids to 3 dudes..
32:00 <Serenity> hasnt she got 12 to 15 by now?
32:00 <Maurice> Probably topping 20
32:00 <tooheys> Maurice, wouldnt that make jizzbox a more appropriate name?
32:00 <Serenity> no
32:00 <Maurice> Go away
32:00 <Serenity> shes got a severe case of A.D.D
33:00 <Serenity> all different dads
33:00 <Maurice> Lol
33:00 <Maurice> Like someone else with 4 kids to 4 dudes
33:00 <Maurice> Whores, the lot of them
33:00 <Serenity> is it me?
33:00 <Serenity> i heard its me
33:00 <Maurice> Ding ding
33:00 <Serenity> hahaha
33:00 <Maurice> It's ok though, you have those issues, I have my husband bashing me as an issue
33:00 <tooheys> yeah thats disgusting... anyway i know no one cares but im going to bed
33:00 <Serenity> oh i have that too according to our friend
34:00 <Maurice> He's got very long arms
34:00 <Serenity> [8:55am] lifestolen in #melbourne : Serenity, How many times is your husband going to belt you up and you call the cops on him ?
34:00 <Maurice> LOL
34:00 <Maurice> What a loser your husband is
34:00 <Serenity> [7:16am] lifestolen in #melbourne : Maurice and Serenity both get belted up by their husbands and have to stay there and bring up the kids i feel sorry for them
34:00 <Maurice> And mine
35:00 <Maurice> I'd just take the new car and drive
35:00 <Serenity> [8:47am] lifestolen in #melbourne : Serenity, How can you live like that ?
35:00 <Serenity> [8:47am] lifestolen in #melbourne : Serenity, Why don't you live alone ?
35:00 <Serenity> [8:47am] Moke in #melbourne : serenity is a tart
35:00 <Serenity> [8:54am] lifestolen in #melbourne : i feel sorry for people like you Serenity in abusive familys
35:00 <Serenity> lol
35:00 <Maurice> Rofl
35:00 <Maurice> Ahh pz
35:00 <Student> ha ha 
35:00 <Maurice> Always good for a laugh
35:00 <Serenity> hes hilarious
35:00 <Maurice> At his expense
36:00 <Serenity> he went on a long rant about how im a loser because im married and have kids
36:00 <Serenity> that people who have families are losers
36:00 <Serenity> lol
36:00 <Maurice> He probably just wants to bang our men
36:00 <Serenity> i think his mum must have kicked him out again
36:00 <Maurice> LOL
36:00 <Maurice> No doubt
36:00 <Maurice> He's just repeating what his parents have told him
36:00 <Serenity> YOU'RE SHIT SHANE
36:00 <Serenity> WE DONT WANT YOU
37:00 <Maurice> STOP IT! IT'S HURTING MY CHEST WHEN YOU SPEAK LIKE THAT!
37:00 <Serenity> lolll
37:00 <tooheys> i said im going to bed say goodnight to me ya rude cunts
37:00 <Serenity> GOODNIGHT TOOHEYS
37:00 <Serenity> HAVE A GLORIOUS SLEEP
37:00 <Serenity> SEE YOU IN THE MORNING
37:00 <tooheys> LOL
37:00 <tooheys> thanks Serenity 
37:00 <Serenity> :P
37:00 <Maurice> 'I'm sooooo dobbing on you people to IRC folks'
38:00 <Serenity> do you want a kiss on the forehead too?
38:00 <Maurice> That or a backhand
38:00 <Serenity> im good with either
39:00 <Serenity> long as you dont have aids or something
39:00 <Maurice> Probably close to it
39:00 <tooheys> i dont have any diseases actually
39:00 <Serenity> thats good
40:00 <Serenity> aint nobody got time for that
40:00 <ATS63> HIV = Happiest in vagina
40:00 <Serenity> mmm happy vag
40:00 <Maurice> Mines not happy right now
41:00 <ATS63> Is it HIV?
41:00 <tooheys> i told u to stop buying those ridiculously big dildos maurice maybe u will listen to me next time
42:00 <Maurice> If only I had those
42:00 <Maurice> Problem solvered
42:00 <ATS63> Err
42:00 <ATS63> Do kegals
43:00 <Maurice> My pelvic floor is fantastic
43:00 <Maurice> It's the lack of dick thats the issue
43:00 <Maurice> Nobody wants me because I'm disgusting
43:00 <tooheys> got any cucumbers in the fridge?
43:00 <ATS63> Oh thats fair
43:00 <ATS63> Do other exercise then
43:00 <Maurice> Yah
43:00 <Maurice> No
43:00 <Maurice> Thats the devils work
44:00 <ATS63> Then quit your bitching
44:00 <ATS63> I'll slap you
44:00 <Maurice> I will not
44:00 <Maurice> And you would get more than a slapping
44:00 <ATS63> Sounds like a challenge. You believe you can take me
44:00 <ATS63> I'll have you know I practice how to fight like a girl
45:00 <tooheys> i didnt think you needed any practice ATS63 
46:00 <Serenity> lol
46:00 <Maurice> Oh wow, I've been training to be a girl too
48:00 <Loof> holy shit there's no code editor with ftp for android
49:00 <Loof> new project for loof
49:00 <Loof> i can make that shit in java
49:00 <Loof> so i runs on mac/windows/linux too
49:00 <Loof> it*
49:00 <Loof> java just aint gonna die man
49:00 <Loof> the bloated fat pig it is
50:00 <tooheys> theres much better ways of writing applications that run on a variety of os's
50:00 <Loof> yeah but then i have to learn them
51:00 <tooheys> yes java does save you from having to compile different versions but you take a massive performance hit as a result
51:00 <Loof> i know man, what do you suggest?
51:00 <Loof> because apple doesn't support iphone as well
52:00 <Loof> java*
52:00 <Loof> not apple
52:00 <Loof> lol
53:00 <Loof> it's a code editor with ftp anyway, not like it needs to be powerful
53:00 <Loof> i'll stick with java
54:00 <Loof> fuck iphones
54:00 <Loof> they stink
54:00 <tooheys> i'd use GTK but i have no idea if its usable on iphone or not
56:00 <Loof> quick google and i couldn't seem to find an ftp library written using gtk
56:00 <Loof> whereas java has this: http://www.sauronsoftware.it/projects/ftp4j/
56:00 <Loof> The ftp4j library implements a Java full-features FTP client. With ftp4j embedded in your application you can: transfer files (upload and download), browse the remote FTP site (directory listing included), create, delete, rename and move remote directories and files.
58:00 <tooheys> GTK is a GUI toolkit that can be programmed with most popular programming languages
59:00 <Sponge> i'm feeling vaginal
00:00 <Sponge> my vaginal juices are flowing
03:00 <Sponge> my panty crotch has a thick crust on them
05:00 <xm> i might be using GTK for the client i make
05:00 <xm> if i want to make it cross platform
05:00 <xm> or QT
05:00 <xm> i think QT is more popular with C++ though
06:00 <xm> QT claims to work on a few different platforms or something. you'd have to check it out
07:00 <xm> Apple does have rules for their apps though about the 'look and feel'
07:00 <xm> games would obviously be an exception
08:00 <xm> http://qt-project.org/doc/qt-5/supported-platforms.html
08:00 <xm> i think engineers use QT more
09:00 <xm> you can get C++ running over Android too but it's a bit of a hack
10:00 <Sponge> my panty crotch crust has now become a soup due to my vaginal juices flowing again
13:00 <xm> Sponge how is your PC from ALDI going?
18:00 <ATS63> Smarter shopping
19:00 <xm> he really did buy one from ALDI
19:00 <ATS63> https://www.aldimobile.com.au/siteimages/upload/skin.jpg
19:00 <xm> which surprised me at the time
19:00 <ATS63> More money for drugs
20:00 <xm> there are no ALDIs in Perth so i thought they wouldnt sell computers. just buckets of mayo
21:00 <ATS63> ALDI does have some good stuff... although most of it is crap.
21:00 <ATS63> Also its really inconvenient mixing with the primates who frequent the place
22:00 <ATS63> Even if it costs a few bucks more for about 20 items, I'd rather go to Coles
22:00 <ATS63> I am not sophisticated enough to venture into Woolworths
22:00 <xm> or just order online and give them instructions to deliver past 3pm so you can sleep
25:00 <ATS63> I'd rather go in the store, the resolution is higher allowing a display of a larger number of items
26:00 <ATS63> Thankfully work said I can borrow a car so I can go shopping once a week while on sick leave... hahaha, chumps
27:00 <ATS63> Think I might go overseas while this sick leave goes on though. Its getting so boring so fast
36:00 <ATS63> https://www.facebook.com/Australian.Greens/posts/10152281935428663
36:00 <ATS63> I love misquotes
38:00 <xm> it's common knowledge that females compromise higher numbers at uni. so no surprises there with a field like law
38:00 <xm> comprise*
38:00 <ATS63> See http://www.abc.net.au/7.30/content/2014/s4062352.htm
38:00 <ATS63> "Now, women are well-represented amongst the teaching and nursing students. They will not be able to earn the high incomes that say dentists or lawyers will earn, and vice chancellors in framing their fees, their fee structure, will take that into account."
38:00 <ATS63> What a fucking sexist eh
45:00 <xm> good find
46:00 <xm> i never bothered to research it since i lost interest in politics ages ago
47:00 <xm> i dont vote. call the cops on me
49:00 <slinky_j> well
49:00 <slinky_j> that Argo was mind numbing
52:00 <Student> mind manupilating evil lost his interest in politics, WOW
56:00 <ATS63> I really don't like the australian greens. I think the only capacity they have is to critisise everything, particulary capitolism. I don't think they'd have any capacity to operate the country if they won a majority seating
58:00 <ATS63> https://www.facebook.com/protectgardensofstone
58:00 <xm> yeah but it's cool to like their links on Facebook
58:00 <ATS63> Why haven't they jumped on that band wagon? Could it be they do not care about the environment?
58:00 <xm> they're more socialists now than anything
58:00 <xm> the far left caused more damage to the environment than capitalism ever has
59:00 <xm> USSR, China etc
59:00 <xm> and that's quoting some climate change author
59:00 <ATS63> Communists aren't leftists
59:00 <ATS63> The issue isn't political alignment but authoritarian rule
02:00 <ATS63> Environmentalism needs good oversight from many groups. A single group calling the shots is negligent
02:00 <xm> communism has never really manifested anywhere though
02:00 <ATS63> http://www.cbc.ca/news/technology/brightsource-solar-plant-sets-birds-on-fire-as-they-fly-overhead-1.2739512
03:00 <ATS63> That may be so, but however you describe their political system, what I said applies
03:00 <xm> they arent worth being described with precision or accuracy so i pigeonhole them all as "left"
04:00 <xm> lack of private ownership just encourages idiocy and lack of care
04:00 <slinky_j> go Japan!
05:00 <xm> which is why trolls are more likely to cause trouble in channels ran by others than they would if they owned it themself
05:00 <ATS63> I think its more about a limited group calling the shots, and no to very little oversight or recourse
05:00 <xm> im talking strictly politics, here nothing else
05:00 <xm> -,
06:00 <ATS63> To tip Chinese politics, apparently you need to be outside of China. That just seems wrong
06:00 <slinky_j> now do that again
06:00 <slinky_j> in your best Al Pacino impression
06:00 <xm> arent a lot of guys that run China former engineers?
07:00 <ATS63> For the racist remark, aren't all Chinese engineers?
07:00 <xm> like William Hung
07:00 <xm> he's now heavily involved in the entertainment industry
07:00 <xm> designing the structures of concert venues
08:00 <ATS63> Meh
08:00 <ATS63> no idea
09:00 <ATS63> Another thing that really pisses me off about Australian politics is "assylum seekers"
09:00 <lifestolen> Australia is shit
09:00 <ATS63> The only thing making them asylum seekers is a stupid treaty we signed. Without that, they're illegal immigrants. Why the hell are they given sympathy?
10:00 <lifestolen> why would they want to live here ?
10:00 <ATS63> If you are legitimately fleaing danger from your home, in Africa or the middle east, have you not successfully long since flead the danger once you are in Indonesia?
11:00 <ATS63> Could you not turn up to the Australian embassy in any country along the way and seek asylum in a legitimate manner?
11:00 <xm> Indonesians might force them to spend time with Australians in Bali though
11:00 <lifestolen> they cant
11:00 <lifestolen> they get rejected
11:00 <lifestolen> so they try and sneak in
11:00 <ATS63> Do you not do that because you're not legitimately seeking asylum, therefore you sink $50k into a criminal syndicate who attempt to smuggle you into Australia?
12:00 <lifestolen> probably the ones that have money some legitimately the poor ones try and sneak in
14:00 <lifestolen> who knows
14:00 <xm> the $50k is best spent on a shark kind of mini-submarine like in a James Bond movie and propel your way to Darwin and meet one of beehhh's contacts
14:00 <ATS63> I'm not often judgemental, however when people take sympathy for "asylum seekers" I conclude they're incredibly submissive, retarded, or both
15:00 <xm> think about Afghani Camel Roast though
15:00 <xm> we need diversity
16:00 <ATS63> And then, the same fucksticks bitch about "mainstream media" such as the sydney morning herald and rupert murdoch. Cockheads
16:00 <ATS63> I wonder if rupert wants to own the smh like so many people believe he does
17:00 <xm> i wish i was friends with Rupert so he could hack into my mobile. i entered the wrong password too many times and now it's locked
18:00 <ATS63> 21st Century Fox distribute all the best movies anyway. Rupert is alright
18:00 <lifestolen> he doesn't make the movies though
18:00 <ATS63> He chooses to finance them but
19:00 <slinky_j> lol ATS63
19:00 <ATS63> Also that statement is also true about his newspapers and the articles they publish :)
19:00 <lifestolen> how old is rupert ?
19:00 <lifestolen> hes 83
22:00 <xm> i tune out when those articles get silly anyway
23:00 <ATS63> Nobody holds the journalist accountable... except terrorists. They don't seem all that bad in that light
23:00 <xm> didnt some American journalist get beheaded
23:00 <xm> like y'day
23:00 <ATS63> By ISIS, yep
25:00 <lifestolen> u know where to find lots of snuff shit like that
25:00 <lifestolen> www.documentingreality.com/forum/
26:00 <ATS63> lelz
26:00 <ATS63> chemtrail dipshits
27:00 <xm> so ISIS cuts some guy's head off. and Isis gathered body parts together again and brought him back to life
28:00 <lifestolen> they cut his head off
28:00 <lifestolen> but he had been missing for 2 years
29:00 <xm> that's your signature move, pz
29:00 <lifestolen> what is ?
29:00 <xm> performing mouth to mouth resuscitation
29:00 <lifestolen> http://www.documentingreality.com/forum/f166/james-foley-beheading-isis-2014-a-146370/
31:00 <Ana_Ng> the most feckless part of cpr
32:00 <xm> !trivia
32:00 <xm> what does CPR stand for?
32:00 <xm> get your first aid certificates in #melbourne today
32:00 <faux> Go 2 sleep u cunts
33:00 <xm> what does REM stand for?
35:00 <ATS63> cardio-pulmonary resuscitation
36:00 <ATS63> St Johns is a good place to get your first aid for free. Shame people don't do it
36:00 <xm> are you sure it's free? i had to pay something like $100 to get mine
37:00 <xm> it may vary from state to state
37:00 <ATS63> If you hunt around you can get it for free, yep
37:00 <xm> how so?
37:00 <ATS63> Every year or so, they'll do a free program
37:00 <xm> nurses, doctors, engineers, cops need them
38:00 <xm> they wont let you graduate from engineering unless you have the cert
38:00 <ATS63> If its required for your job, its paid for by the employer
38:00 <xm> not sure about the first two, but i'll just assume so
38:00 <ATS63> You need to renew the cert and such
38:00 <xm> maybe if you're doing it on the training
38:00 <xm> i wont be required to have it renewed
39:00 <xm> but maybe other professions would
39:00 <ATS63> http://www.bwrs.org.au/ <-- they do it for free, but thats nsw
39:00 <xm> so you're really in the force?
39:00 <ATS63> tafe also have a program for it
39:00 <ATS63> I am a jedi, yes
39:00 <xm> how long does it take just to finish it
39:00 <xm> is it like police academy
40:00 <ATS63> Depends on the program. You can do it over 2 or 3 days. Most programs go for a few weeks tho
40:00 <ATS63> ie. one day per week
40:00 <xm> ive seen some fairly obese cops but im sure they do check for BMI before joining
41:00 <xm> so they probably dont care too much later down the line
41:00 <xm> or maybe it's only strict for people working on patrol
41:00 <ATS63> Once you're a commissioned officer you don't need to do fitness tests
42:00 <ATS63> Actually that depends on the posting. Some are required
42:00 <xm> maybe not here. but i bet in Mexico they would
42:00 <ATS63> The fitness tests are actually really easy
42:00 <xm> involving?
43:00 <xm> like dropping a CD and being in your seat and managing to pick it up?
43:00 <ATS63> heh
43:00 <Ana_Ng> getting to the doughnuts first
44:00 <Ana_Ng> i feel like this channel needs some trivias
44:00 <ATS63> Nothing like half price krispy kreme
45:00 <Ana_Ng>  What bird was domesticated first?
45:00 <xm> the rule should be you get as many free donuts that can fit down the barrel of your revolver
45:00 <xm> chicken?
46:00 <xm> duck?
46:00 <Ana_Ng> if by revolver, you mean cock, that is fine
46:00 <xm> goose?
46:00 <Ana_Ng> xm winz! goose
46:00 <ATS63> Krispy kreme make the rules, nobody else
47:00 <Ana_Ng>  What is the most widely eaten fish in the world?
47:00 <xm> tuna?
47:00 <xm> doctor would know this
47:00 <ATS63> Eaten by who?
47:00 <ATS63> Whale eat heaps of fish
48:00 <ATS63> Have you surveyed the whales for your conclusion?
48:00 <Ana_Ng> eaten by humans
48:00 <ATS63> Say, thats another thing that pisses me off. Whales. Fuck whales
48:00 <xm> no wonder you hate the Greens
49:00 <Ana_Ng> you're so edgy
49:00 <ATS63> No really, supressing the cultures of others is racism
49:00 <xm> they need to do their scientific research i agree
49:00 <ATS63> They need to eat the whales
49:00 <xm> they are coming close to the conclusion whales are in fact mammals
50:00 <ATS63> Minke's are in population growth. Southern bluefin tuna is declining, largely because of Australia. But we're not hypocritical racists
50:00 <xm> all the menus in Japan may have to be changed now
50:00 <xm> what a waste of paper
53:00 <faux> ffffff
53:00 <xm> #ffffff
53:00 <xm> racism
54:00 <faux> Black
54:00 <faux> dawg
54:00 <faux> I can't get back to sleep
54:00 <xm> that's HTML colour referencing for white. the equivalent of 14
54:00 <Ana_Ng> bzzt
54:00 <ATS63> herring
54:00 <Ana_Ng> answer is herring
54:00 <faux> Oh trivia hooray
54:00 <Ana_Ng> oh ats63
54:00 <Ana_Ng> u kan winz
54:00 <Ana_Ng> Which nation produces 2/3 of the world's vanilla?
55:00 <faux> Turkey
55:00 <ATS63> I bet its a nation who aren't white
55:00 <xm> if you planted them in antarctica would you get vanilla flavoured ice cream>
55:00 <xm> >>>>>>>>>>>>
55:00 <xm> ????
55:00 <Ana_Ng> :D
55:00 <Ana_Ng> fer fawkssake
55:00 <Loof> Knowing random facts doesnt make u wise ana (ps u stink)
55:00 <xm> ps u stink
56:00 <xm> lol
56:00 <Ana_Ng> i never claimed to know
56:00 <Ana_Ng> or to be wise
56:00 <xm> i just claimed to be bipolar
56:00 <ATS63> Ana_Ng: is it a country of black people?
56:00 <fawks> ok i googled
56:00 <fawks> cos i was curious
56:00 <Ana_Ng> yes
56:00 <fawks> and youre taking too long
56:00 <Ana_Ng> ats needs extra time
56:00 <xm> Vanilla
56:00 <xm> Vanilla Sky
57:00 <fawks> ye i wont ruin it
57:00 <fawks> lol
57:00 <Ana_Ng> ats do you give up
57:00 <ATS63> No
57:00 <Ana_Ng> or do you want a hint
57:00 <ATS63> Hints
57:00 <Ana_Ng> island country
57:00 <Ana_Ng> big animated movie hit
57:00 <ATS63> Martians?
57:00 <xm> madagascra
57:00 <Ana_Ng> xm winz
57:00 <xm> madagascar
58:00 <fawks> lol
58:00 <Ana_Ng>  What's the only fish that produces real caviar?
58:00 <Loof> Wish andchat remembered ignores
59:00 <ATS63> People aren't fish
59:00 <ATS63> People produce caviar from fish
59:00 <fawks> salmonz
59:00 <Ana_Ng> bzzzt
59:00 <Ana_Ng> sturgeon
59:00 <ATS63> Otherwise its just eggs a fish laid
59:00 <xm> ATS63: you should work as a programmer
59:00 <fawks> uuuuuuugh this ep of crim minds is so weird
59:00 <Ana_Ng> What method of underwater detection is short for "sound navigation and ranging"?
00:00 <xm> sonar
00:00 <Ana_Ng> xm winz
00:00 <Loof> Tethered my laptop to my mobile today while out
00:00 <Loof> It ruled
00:00 <Ana_Ng> What sea creature can have an eye measuring 16 inches across, the largest in the animal kingdom?
00:00 <xm> octopus
00:00 <fawks> hes chopping peoples limbs off to build a human being and hopes the tornado will bring it back to life
00:00 <xm> suid
00:00 <xm> squid
00:00 <fawks> ok frankenstein
00:00 <xm> im on a RolL
01:00 <Ana_Ng>  What Russian cleric was poisoned, shot and finally drowned on December 30, 1916? -
01:00 <fawks> RolL
01:00 <xm> so many questions about the water lyfe
01:00 <xm> putin
01:00 <ATS63> xm: law is programming of common language
01:00 <fawks> rasputin!
01:00 <xm> raputin
01:00 <xm> rasputin
01:00 <Ana_Ng> fawks win
01:00 <fawks> take that!
01:00 <ATS63> Except I don't write it, I just obey
01:00 <xm> ATS63, you have the mindset of an engineer as well
01:00 <Loof> Ana will never get sex, even if she finally decided to wash her rotting cunthole
01:00 <Ana_Ng>  What Argentinean was buried in a Milan cemetery under the pseudonym Maria Maggi?
02:00 <fawks> idk this one
02:00 <fawks> lol
02:00 <ATS63> meh
02:00 <fawks> SHAKIRA
02:00 <ATS63> I'd rather crack skulls and show school kids my glock
02:00 <Ana_Ng> shakira is colombian
02:00 <Ana_Ng> and alive
02:00 <xm> when ypu're an engineer in the force you immediately become sergeant
02:00 <xm> i think
02:00 <ATS63> I am a sergeant already
03:00 <fawks> lol i know i was being a dick
03:00 <fawks> .
03:00 <ATS63> L3
03:00 <xm> shouldnt it be Which
03:00 <xm> if you want to be a full sperg
03:00 <xm> or is it Which?
03:00 <Ana_Ng> bzzzt
03:00 <Ana_Ng> answer Eva Peron, aka Evita
03:00 <xm> Adolf Hitler
03:00 <fawks> lol
03:00 <xm> What*
04:00 <Loof> God, wake me up when ana is dead
04:00 <ATS63> Trying to get into rescue tho. Getting stabbed with broken scooners is fun and all, but sick leave isn't
04:00 <xm> i like loof's commentary
04:00 <xm> kind of reminds me of the SBS guy during Eurovision years ago
04:00 <xm> "I wish they'd all fall off stage already"
04:00 <Loof> Assvision
04:00 <Ana_Ng> Which country gave the USA the 'Statute of Liberty? 
04:00 <xm> France
05:00 <Ana_Ng> xm winz
05:00 <lifestolen> Ana_Ng, stfu
05:00 <ATS63> Is the statue of liberty still green from pollution?
05:00 <Loof> I bet ana dreams of being a game show contestant, so sad
06:00 <fawks> i read this tweet where someones grandma said "oh look the statue of libertys arm is up, that means the president is in town"
06:00 <fawks> lol.
06:00 <Loof> But they wont let her in the studio till she baths, so not happening
06:00 <Ana_Ng> if you think copper turns green from pollution, get a refund from your science teacher
07:00 <lifestolen> ?clear
07:00 <ATS63> Oh? I guess it'd be black then
07:00 <Ana_Ng> What game was created by French mathematician Blaise Pascal, which he discovered when doing experiments into perpetual motion?
07:00 <xm> hint?
07:00 <xm> i think id know it
08:00 <slinky_j> boggle
08:00 <xm> first letter?
08:00 <Ana_Ng> m
08:00 <ATS63> Chess?
08:00 <Ana_Ng> no
08:00 <ATS63> Seems legit :D
08:00 <xm> marbles>
08:00 <Ana_Ng> hint monte carlo
08:00 <xm> ?
08:00 <xm> nah
08:00 <fawks> roulette
08:00 <Ana_Ng> fawks winz
08:00 <slinky_j> joint
08:00 <slinky_j> game
09:00 <fawks> guh my battery is gonna die
09:00 <Loof> Ana I can smell your ass, please leave ffs
09:00 <slinky_j> could say gambling game
09:00 <ATS63> Ana_Ng: can you get some prizes to give away?
09:00 <xm> Ana_Ng, oil slick calendars?
09:00 <ATS63> I'll accept seal blubber
09:00 <xm> they're so cute when they've got oil all over them
10:00 <fawks> omg u sick son of a bitch
12:00 <Ana_Ng> What is the floral emblem of Australia?
12:00 <ATS63> Kangaroo
12:00 <ATS63> They grow on trees
13:00 <Sponge> my vagina has a thick discharge this morning
13:00 <Ana_Ng> bzzzt Wattle
13:00 <ATS63> Waratah is prettier anyway
14:00 <Ana_Ng> What is the common name of Ornithorhynchus anatinus?
14:00 <xm> some bird
14:00 <ATS63> Inability to build
15:00 <Loof> Ana never quite got over the vaginal infection. Even after the doctor removed a rotting condom from her cavity, the smell still lingers to this day
15:00 <Ana_Ng> it's an australian bird
16:00 <Sponge> my vagina wasthe worse for wear when I forgot I had a tampon already in and I plugged her up with another
16:00 <ATS63> Its not a bird
16:00 <Sponge> I was like something crawled up there and died a month laterwhen I finally realised
16:00 <ATS63> Unless birds fly underwater
16:00 <Ana_Ng> perhaps it is not a bird
16:00 <Loof> Stale piss smell?
16:00 <Loof> Ana knows it well
16:00 <fawks> hint pls
17:00 <ATS63> fawks: its not a bird and its endangered
17:00 <Loof> Fuck off ana, theres a hint
17:00 <Ana_Ng> it could be a monotreme
17:00 <fawks> first letter?
17:00 <ATS63> p
17:00 <fawks> penis
17:00 <fawks> o
17:00 <fawks> platypus
17:00 <Ana_Ng> fawks winz
17:00 <Ana_Ng> but ats63 won too
17:00 <Loof> Plat ur pus
17:00 <fawks> [04:16] <ATS63> Its not a bird
17:00 <fawks> [04:16] <ATS63> Unless birds fly underwater
17:00 <fawks> lol
18:00 <ATS63> The captiolists like to call them inability to build
18:00 <fawks> one more question and im getting a banana
18:00 <fawks> kgo
18:00 <fawks> wilyum
19:00 <slinky_j> asu flora and fauna suck bawlz
19:00 <Loof> Dont encourage ana or I'll bash u irl
19:00 <slinky_j> aus*
19:00 <slinky_j> we need bears and lions man
19:00 <fawks> wb wilyum
19:00 <slinky_j> THEY RULE
19:00 <fawks> ok
19:00 <fawks> HURRY UP Ana_Ng I WANT A BANANA
19:00 <Loof> Willy yum
19:00 <slinky_j> we need banana trees too
19:00 <slinky_j> everywhere
19:00 <slinky_j> EVERYWHERE!
20:00 <Ana_Ng> Which element begins with the letter K?
20:00 <slinky_j> Koala
20:00 <fawks> pollock
20:00 <fawks> lololol
20:00 <slinky_j> caramellooo KOALA!
20:00 <fawks> kryptonitez
20:00 <slinky_j> kum
20:00 <Ana_Ng> fawks winz - krypton
20:00 <fawks> lol what
20:00 <slinky_j> haha
21:00 <fawks>  ididnt actually know that
21:00 <exem> ornithology is just the study of birds that's all
21:00 <Ana_Ng> What element's symbol is K
21:00 <fawks> i just said anything
21:00 <exem> and there are a few words that start with ornith- to do with flying
21:00 <exem> maybe it's the beak
21:00 <fawks> oh
21:00 <fawks> i know this one
21:00 <fawks> fesjkfnsekrjnfgseg
21:00 <fawks> potassium
21:00 <fawks> no wait
21:00 <Ana_Ng> fawks winz
21:00 <slinky_j> kum
21:00 <fawks> oh phew
21:00 <Ana_Ng> it's potassium
21:00 <Loof> This is anas sad way of getting attention, the slag really has nothing interesting to say, hence the trivia, boring bitch
21:00 <Ana_Ng> What type of fruit is a banana?
22:00 <fawks> berry
22:00 <Ana_Ng> contrasting with the conversational savvy of loof
22:00 <Ana_Ng> fawks winz
22:00 <fawks> i read this the other day when i was looking up calories
22:00 <fawks> speaking of im going to consume one
22:00 <fawks> brb
22:00 <Loof> A cock?
22:00 <ATS63> Monkey food
23:00 <Loof> Ana u assberry gtfo
23:00 <ATS63> Thats an odd bit of trivia...
23:00 <Ana_Ng> What flavor is Cointreau?
24:00 <ATS63> Ash from a coal power plant is more radioactive than waste from a nuclear plant
24:00 <Ana_Ng> 10 seconds
25:00 <fawks> orange
25:00 <Ana_Ng> fawks winz
25:00 <xm> The scientific name Ornithorhynchus anatinus is derived from ορνιθόρυνχος (ornithorhynkhos), which literally means "bird snout" in Greek; and anatinus, which means "duck-like" in Latin.
25:00 <xm> so i wasnt far off
25:00 <Ana_Ng> commercial messages
25:00 <xm> give me partial marks!
25:00 <fawks> ok xm that was like 120 questions ago
25:00 <fawks> lol
25:00 <xm> reasoning is more important to memory!
25:00 <xm> than*
26:00 <xm> yeah but i got d/c and stuff and im obsessive
26:00 <fawks> ορνιθόρυνχος
26:00 <fawks> θθθθθθθθθθθθθθθθθθθθθθθθθθθθθθθθθθθθθθθθθθθθθθθθθθθθθθθθθθ
26:00 <fawks> pillz
26:00 <Loof> Do asians circumsize?
27:00 <xm> plenty
27:00 <xm> Indonesians
27:00 <fawks> asians dont have penises
27:00 <xm> plenty of Muslims
27:00 <Loof> Lol
27:00 <fawks> also isnt your wife one
27:00 <fawks> lol
27:00 <Loof> Do chi
27:00 <Loof> Nese
27:00 <Loof> ?
27:00 <xm> there are a few Muslims and even Jews
27:00 <xm> but i dont believe it's common practice
27:00 <fawks> ok this is a sensitive question
27:00 <fawks> but like
28:00 <fawks> im watching crim minds
28:00 <fawks> and this chick is about to get raped
28:00 <fawks> and now im thinking like
28:00 <fawks> cant women just cross their legs
28:00 <fawks> lol
28:00 <fawks> like how can you forcibly pry apart crossed legs
28:00 <xm> no, but she can make jokes about rape to kill his boner
29:00 <fawks> seriously do it
29:00 <fawks> its like full secured shut
29:00 <fawks> .
29:00 <Loof> Ana did you try crossing your legs to stop your father?
29:00 <fawks> omg
29:00 <fawks> ur sick
30:00 <slinky_j> 4 fawks
30:00 <slinky_j>  http://m.9gag.com/gag/a5Ndz2V?ref=fb.s.mw
31:00 <fawks> i bet that was made in america
31:00 <Loof> Or was the smell of your rotting undies enough to put him off?
31:00 <fawks> fucking lazy cunts cant even slice a banana
32:00 <Loof> My friend believed me when I told him people are employed as banana benders in qld
32:00 <xm> did you watch a BBC documentary on bananas
32:00 <faux> Who?
32:00 <xm> immigant?
32:00 <slinky_j> lol fox
33:00 <faux> Did who watch 
33:00 <Loof> U cuntox
33:00 <faux> Wow
33:00 <faux> Bit hostile tonight 
33:00 <Loof> Sorry forgot the :p
34:00 <faux> Did ling wa forgot to give you back your balls?
34:00 <faux> Forget*
34:00 <Loof> Lol
34:00 <Loof> I neeeed weeeeeeeed
35:00 <Loof> Ps fuck u ana
38:00 <Loof> Ana didnt your mum ever tell you that you that ypur vagina is not for storage?
38:00 <pol> xm fucks pigs
39:00 <xm> no, i respect those who enforce the law
39:00 <xm> and was taken by them 3-4 weeks ago
40:00 <xm> to my favourite holiday resort
41:00 <pol> thats what you got xm
41:00 <pol> thats what you got mate
41:00 <Ana_Ng> Which 6 countries border Iraq?
41:00 <xm> so how have you been plivent?
41:00 <fawks> saudi arabia
42:00 <fawks> turkey
42:00 <fawks> iran
42:00 <fawks> syria
42:00 <Ana_Ng> 4
42:00 <Loof> Who cares?
42:00 <fawks> um
42:00 <fawks> jordan
42:00 <Loof> Random shit
42:00 <Ana_Ng> 5
42:00 <fawks> idk the 6th
42:00 <Ana_Ng> they invaded this country in 1991
42:00 <xm> Kuwait
43:00 <Ana_Ng> xm winz
43:00 <fawks> nice
43:00 <fawks> wd
43:00 <fawks> 10 points 2 gryffindor
43:00 <fawks> etc
43:00 <xm> it wasnt an invasion Ana_Ng. it was installing democracry
43:00 <xm> like Windows 95
43:00 <Ana_Ng> it wasn't that bad :)
44:00 <Loof> Pissing every 10 mins
44:00 <fawks> - my life story
45:00 <Ana_Ng> What's the largest city in Belgium?
45:00 <xm> chart me up
45:00 <Loof> Our new leather couch is to comfy so I cbf getting up
45:00 <fawks> brussel sprouts
45:00 <Loof> Too*
45:00 <Ana_Ng> no
46:00 <xm> Antwerp
46:00 <Ana_Ng> xm winz
46:00 <fawks> sif
46:00 <fawks> antwerp is an irc user
46:00 <Loof> I vom trying to eat brussel sprouts
46:00 <xm> nlot uncommon for capital cities to not be so large
46:00 <fawks> lol i wonder if hes still alive
47:00 <xm> i mean national ones
47:00 <fawks> 1.139 million (Jan 1, 2012)
47:00 <fawks> Brussels, Population
47:00 <fawks> 480,721 (2009)
47:00 <fawks> Antwerp, Population
47:00 <fawks> oh
47:00 <fawks> did you not mean population
47:00 <xm> it's like NYC and NY, fawks
48:00 <Ana_Ng> http://citypopulation.de/Europe.html
48:00 <Ana_Ng> antwerp 1.8
49:00 <xm> i dont think many people would know about the geographical size of a city in a relatively obscure nation
49:00 <Ana_Ng> brussels 1.16
49:00 <xm> wouldnt make sense to ask it
49:00 <Ana_Ng> large usually refers to population
49:00 <Ana_Ng> those are jan 2014 numbers
49:00 <fawks> how did antwerp grow so much in 5 yrs
49:00 <fawks> yowzer
50:00 <Ana_Ng> probably immigrants
50:00 <xm> Mooslims
50:00 <xm> probably
50:00 <xm> was that Belgium that offered to kick them out in exchange for $$$?
50:00 <xm> and they could never come back
50:00 <fawks> Antwerp's population is 510,610 (as of 1 January 2014), making it the second most populous city in Belgium, after the capital Brussels
50:00 <fawks> what are you reading
50:00 <Ana_Ng> these numbers from statistics belgium
51:00 <xm> Pluto: planet or name of Disney dog?
51:00 <xm> kgo
51:00 <xm> is it a planet?????
51:00 <Ana_Ng> it could be metro area
51:00 <xm> trick question
51:00 <fawks> lol
51:00 <fawks> mm pluto pup
52:00 <xm> sorry correction
52:00 <xm> dawg
52:00 <xm> for plivent here
52:00 <xm> plivent/plo: is pedo plutto a big rock in the sky or a dizzle dawg?
54:00 <Loof> Plivent, question: how much did you pay for the industrial solvent to clean your mothers rotting kebab?
55:00 <Loof> Plivent, selling your brothers sperm is not a legitimate business dude
55:00 <xm> i wonder if 'guest workers' (turks) in Germany are counted as part of the official population
56:00 <xm> what if it turns out to be good for building muscle
56:00 <xm> maybe when he makes it
56:00 <Loof> If it was plivent wouldnt be so boney
56:00 <Loof> Cause he swallows at least a litre a day
57:00 <BlackDevil> death toll from West Africa Ebola outbreak has climbed to 1,350
58:00 <BlackDevil> only if Loof was one of them
58:00 <pol> i agree
58:00 <pol> loof and xm
58:00 <pol> fucking gooks and goblins
58:00 <pol> fucking ncungs
58:00 <xm> lol
58:00 <xm> what's a ncung?
58:00 <xm> did those kids in the workshop teach you a new word
58:00 <BlackDevil> look on your keybored
59:00 <pol> xm is correct
59:00 <pol> its a word they use instead of cunt
59:00 <pol> ncung
59:00 <Ana_Ng> Which 3 countries are landlocked enclaves?
59:00 <pol> aboriginal slang
00:00 <Ana_Ng> (by one other country)
00:00 <Ana_Ng> advanced geography fawks
00:00 <BlackDevil> Ana_Ng http://i.imgur.com/kG0dDJ8.gif
01:00 <Ana_Ng> not clicking on that
01:00 <BlackDevil> bitch
01:00 <BlackDevil> i give you a link, you must of click
01:00 <xm> one would have to be liechtenstein
01:00 <Ana_Ng> no
01:00 <pol> thats faux
01:00 <xm> really?
01:00 <Ana_Ng> liechtenstein is bordered by more than one country
01:00 <pol> actually its Serenity and maurice
02:00 <Ana_Ng> it's just land locked, not an enclave
02:00 <xm> oh right i read that wrong
02:00 <BlackDevil> NINE INCH NAILS - SOUNDGARDEN
02:00 <BlackDevil> touring together
02:00 <Ana_Ng> blackdevil i clicked
02:00 <fawks> is there one in italy
02:00 <Ana_Ng> that was great.
02:00 <BlackDevil> told you
02:00 <fawks> like surrounded by italy
02:00 <Ana_Ng> yeah, there are 2 in italy
02:00 <fawks> hmm
02:00 <fawks> i have no idea
02:00 <xm> vatican
03:00 <Loof> Vatican virgins
03:00 <Ana_Ng> vatican! 1
03:00 <fawks> next pls
03:00 <Loof> Preloved prodigys
03:00 <Ana_Ng> does xm give up
04:00 <fawks> yes
04:00 <xm> probably
04:00 <fawks> next
04:00 <pol> never
04:00 <fawks> lol
04:00 <Ana_Ng> k
04:00 <pol> xm is the rilp
04:00 <xm> rilp?
04:00 <fawks> the rilp ncungs
04:00 <xm> lol
04:00 <Ana_Ng> san marino 
04:00 <pol> rilp
04:00 <fawks> yeah i never would have guessed tht
04:00 <xm> i forgot about its existence
04:00 <Ana_Ng> lesotho (south africa)
04:00 <pol> if you dont know then fuck off xm!
04:00 <BlackDevil> https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=LDZX4ooRsWs
04:00 <fawks> if you dont know now you know nigga
04:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Nicki Minaj - Anaconda (Aug 19, 2014) 4:50 - Category: Music - 4,966,651 - 150,216 likes (83.5%), 29,685 dislikes (16.5%)
04:00 <fawks> uuuuuuhh
04:00 <xm> channel set to +l 58
04:00 <xm> fuck off pol we're full!
04:00 <Ana_Ng> What are the three largest countries in Africa (by area)?
05:00 <pol> nigera, xm and chad
05:00 <xm> lol
05:00 <fawks> sudan?
06:00 <Loof> Niger
06:00 <Loof> Lol
06:00 <Ana_Ng> sudan 1
06:00 <fawks> libya
07:00 <fawks> algeria
07:00 <Ana_Ng> give up?
07:00 <Ana_Ng> algeria 2
07:00 <fawks> yes
07:00 <fawks> oh
07:00 <fawks> whats the third
07:00 <Ana_Ng> you never heard about it
07:00 <Ana_Ng> but it's huge
07:00 <fawks> yowzer
07:00 <Ana_Ng> DRC - Democratic Republic of Congo
07:00 <xm> is it where King Kong comes from
07:00 <fawks> lol
08:00 <fawks> that sounds like such a fun country
08:00 <Loof> Ana you're supposed to change your tampons, not just use the same one for life 
08:00 <fawks> Democratic Limbo Nation
08:00 <pol> Loof fuck off
09:00 <Loof> I love being able to wash my phone under the tap
09:00 <fawks> after you shove it up your butt
09:00 <fawks> ehehehehehe
09:00 <Loof> Butt sauce all over it mmm
10:00 <pol> Loof gets peaches ass sauce
10:00 <pol> fucks it like a good asian
10:00 <Loof> Or watch porn in the shower rules
10:00 <Loof> Erection
11:00 <BlackDevil> gary the goat
12:00 <xm> what does POL stand for?
12:00 <fawks> pretty obese loser
12:00 <xm> 0,4 GAY RIGHTS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 
12:00 <Loof> Pedo online
12:00 <fawks> lol
12:00 <xm> is this true pol/plivent
12:00 <fawks> how does your mind go there
12:00 <fawks> like immediately
12:00 <pol> fuck off frogs
12:00 <fawks> ncungs
13:00 <fawks> fuk u ncung
13:00 <Ana_Ng> What term comes from the German for "children's garden"?
13:00 <fawks> bash u irl
13:00 <xm> kindegarten
13:00 <Ana_Ng> xm winz
13:00 <xm> danke
13:00 <fawks> lol
13:00 <fawks> loolol
13:00 <fawks> comes from the German
13:00 <xm> i want to leave on a high that isnt a bipolar high
13:00 <xm> night
13:00 <pol> fawks still you are on austnet. no life no living
13:00 <Ana_Ng> What palindrome was originally used by Aleuts?
13:00 <xm> i win at trivia!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
13:00 <fawks> nini xm
14:00 <Loof> Im high too, night
14:00 <pol> high as fuck
14:00 <fawks> racecar
14:00 <fawks> lol
14:00 <fawks> kayak!!!!!!!
14:00 <Ana_Ng> fawks winz
14:00 <BlackDevil> gary the goat teaches me about australia
14:00 <fawks> he should teach you about hygiene
14:00 <BlackDevil> lol
15:00 <BlackDevil> i dont shower
15:00 <pol> fuck off faux
15:00 <fawks> ok
15:00 <Ana_Ng> What is the name of the snake in the Jungle Book?
15:00 <fawks> aa
15:00 <fawks> kAA*
16:00 <Ana_Ng> fawks winz
16:00 <fawks> baloo! and kaaaa
16:00 <Ana_Ng> What's the world's oldest commercial airline?
16:00 <BlackDevil> Ana_Ng, Baloo
16:00 <Loof> Hungry
16:00 <fawks> idk this one
17:00 <Loof> Starving
17:00 <fawks> is it qantas?
17:00 <fawks> eat then jeez
17:00 <Ana_Ng> what letter does it start with
17:00 <pol> faux ooos
17:00 <Loof> Open your legs then
17:00 <fawks> omg
17:00 <Loof> Jk
17:00 <fawks> rude!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
18:00 <fawks> so its not qantas then 
18:00 <fawks> okkkk
18:00 <fawks> idk
18:00 <fawks> answer pls
18:00 <Ana_Ng> kindergarten, kayak, kaa
18:00 <fawks> idk any airlines beginning with k
18:00 <Ana_Ng> bzzzzzt
18:00 <Ana_Ng> KLM
18:00 <fawks> ok
18:00 <fawks> never heard of it
18:00 <fawks> lol
19:00 <Ana_Ng> What's the capital of Malaysia?
19:00 <ATS63> Beijing
19:00 <ATS63> (unofficial)
19:00 <pol> xm's
20:00 <Loof> I should go find pics of womens feet to fap too
20:00 <Loof> Horny
20:00 <Ana_Ng> bzzz Kuala Lumpur
20:00 <lifestolen> is Ana_Ng a bot ?
20:00 <pol> fuck off Loof
20:00 <pol> go back to peaches
21:00 <pol> you mongrel
21:00 <Ana_Ng> What traditional Japanese garment is secured by a sash caleed an obi?
21:00 <fawks> xm's wife irl https://scontent-a-sjc.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xaf1/l/t1.0-9/10530947_10152341590507293_748878606571899964_n.jpg
21:00 <fawks> kimono
21:00 <Ana_Ng> fawks winz
22:00 <fawks> i mean
22:00 <fawks> loofs wife
22:00 <fawks> dammit
22:00 <fawks> got me all confused
22:00 <Ana_Ng> John Paul II was archbishop of which Polish city before becoming Pope?
22:00 <pol> xm is a silly wongy
22:00 <fawks> krakow
22:00 <Ana_Ng> fawks winz
22:00 <pol> faux knows how to fuck off
23:00 <Ana_Ng> David Hasselhoff drove a car called KITT in which 1980s TV show?
23:00 <koalabeer> Knightrider
23:00 <Loof> Fu kn sleep
24:00 <Ana_Ng> koalabeer winz
24:00 <koalabeer> yay
24:00 <Ana_Ng> Uma Thurman plays 'The Bride' in which film series?
25:00 <Loof> Time 2 chop some bong
25:00 <koalabeer> kill bill
26:00 <ATS63> Not sure if I should upgrade my trains from maglev to vac tube :/
26:00 <Loof> Then inject several marijuanas
26:00 <Ana_Ng> koalabeer winz
26:00 <koalabeer> yay
26:00 <Ana_Ng> trivia is closed now
26:00 <koalabeer> :(
26:00 <Ana_Ng> u r all winnarz
27:00 <ATS63> 646km/h -> 3199km/h
27:00 <ATS63> Things get silly at those speeds
29:00 <Loof> Ive got a stiffy
29:00 <pol> fawks HI
31:00 <Loof> Thanks for the first time in the world of difference between what you think you are looking for. The only problem with the same thing as the most important part in this message is strictly prohibited
32:00 <Loof> See random sucks ana
33:00 <Loof> The one that has the ability of course, but the fact is, the more you know that you are looking to make a difference between what is going well for me. 
34:00 <fawks> can someone find me a pic of Paget Brewsters boobs
34:00 <fawks> ty
36:00 <Loof> Yes pls find it
36:00 <Loof> Shes hot
36:00 <Loof> I could rub one out over her
37:00 <pol> rub one out over peaches
37:00 <pol> peaches is a silly trolly asian
38:00 <koalabeer> http://up0.xhcdn.com/000/015/720/766_1000.jpg
38:00 <fawks> http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xfcv2m_paget-brewster-topless_redband
38:00 <fawks> lame
38:00 <fawks> lol
38:00 <fawks> thts so photoshopped
38:00 <pol> fawks is such a wannabe
38:00 <fawks> her boobs are way bigger
38:00 <pol> still trying at 5.38am
38:00 <pol> gosh what a loser
39:00 <koalabeer> http://www.lairofluxlucre.net/celebrity-fakes/Paget-Brewster-nude-naked-topless-Criminal-Minds-5313/1365497950-Paget-Brewster-006.jpg
39:00 <fawks> just no
40:00 <pol> fawks is a lonesome loser
40:00 <pol> she will go to iraq soon
40:00 <fawks> http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xkt917_paget-brewster-huff-clip-3_redband
41:00 <pol> fawks thought she was a person but she was really a fridge magnet
41:00 <fawks> lma
42:00 <fawks> lmao*
42:00 <pol> no life no reality
42:00 <pol> just fawksing
42:00 <pol> gosh what a god damn loser
45:00 <Loof> Didnt work
45:00 <Loof> Could be this shitty tablet
45:00 <pol> its fauxs fault
47:00 <Loof> Leg twitch
51:00 <Sponge> anyone remember that song by 12yo's that went somethng like 'aww oh, we're in trouble gotta get home quick march on the double;
51:00 <Sponge> or something liket hat
51:00 <Sponge> like hat! lollll
52:00 <pol> yeh i know it
53:00 <Sponge> who sings it bro
58:00 <koalabeer> no one knows lol
59:00 <Loof>  And no one cares
59:00 <fawks> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QL15Ya5fsgo
59:00 <fawks> ^
59:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Shampoo - Trouble (Nov 28, 2007) 0 - Category: Music - 983,393 - 3,123 likes (96.1%), 128 dislikes (3.9%)
59:00 <fawks> there you go spongey
00:00 <koalabeer> chicks like crap music like that
00:00 <Sponge> shampoo??? never even heard of them, but the song name i remember now
00:00 <fawks> they do?
00:00 <Loof> Yes
00:00 <Loof> Most chicks
00:00 <Loof> And gats
00:00 <Loof> Gays*
03:00 <BlackDevil> http://img.izismile.com/img/img7/20140820/1000/daily_gifdump_694_28.gif
03:00 <Loof> Bieber
03:00 <Loof> Perfect example
05:00 <Loof> Sex sells to chicks who sell themselves
06:00 <koalabeer> lol that gif
09:00 <Loof> Noisy garbos are raping my bin
23:00 <pol> gussett = element
31:00 <Loof> Wake up cunts
32:00 <Loof> Plenty time to sleep when you're dead
47:00 <Dirk_Diggler> hello
52:00 <Dirk_Diggler> morning
54:00 <frayedknot> mornign
02:00 <Dirk_Diggler> howz thingz?
56:00 <Dirk_Diggler> quiet in here
56:00 <Dirk_Diggler> had a ham, mayo and cheese poppy seed bun for brekky
15:00 <Dirk_Diggler> hey beehhh
21:00 <beehhh> hi
25:00 <beehhh> what can I do for you?
27:00 <beehhh> everyone is invading straya dont you agree Dirk_Diggler
29:00 <beehhh> asian are the most fowl nation among all
29:00 <beehhh> foul
32:00 <beehhh> Canada, Eh? Chinese Students Flock to Canuck High Schools
14:00 <Kynetic> and then she said "you dont stick that in there!" and we all laughed
45:00 <mrdanger> people are shitty
46:00 <Kynetic> thats because theyre all assholes
57:00 <damio> assholes
11:00 <Pyro-> poop
29:00 <BlackDevil> Hours after getting engaged, a veteran climber plunged 300 feet to his death in Yosemite
30:00 <damio> I don't know what to think of that
30:00 <damio> sucks
31:00 <damio> but that risk goes along with that activity
42:00 <partay> Quicker death
42:00 <partay> Saved himself the trouble
43:00 <damio> haha
47:00 <ShadowLurker> ppl have such a dim view on marriage
48:00 <damio> marriage has a purpose
48:00 <damio> however it's not for all
51:00 <Shadowgate> damio a new character
51:00 <damio> somewhat
51:00 <damio> 1month on austnet
51:00 <damio> don't frequent this chan
51:00 <Serenity> celebreate by leaving
52:00 <Serenity> celebrate
52:00 <damio> thank serenity
52:00 <damio> thanks*
52:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck up or I'll dos dodo again
53:00 <damio> lol
53:00 <Bastardly_One> fucking cunts
53:00 <Bastardly_One> they had their phones off the hook too 
53:00 <Bastardly_One> until it was back up
53:00 <damio> was shit
53:00 <damio> yeah
53:00 <Bastardly_One> so you couldn't even ring to bitch
53:00 <damio> i thought my housemate hadnt paid the account
53:00 <Bastardly_One> ditto
54:00 <Serenity> this is what you get for having dodo internet
54:00 <damio> yep
54:00 <Bastardly_One> I was so close to tearing him a new one hard
54:00 <damio> dod is great out of peak hours
54:00 <damio> :P
54:00 <damio> dodo
54:00 <Bastardly_One> was convinced he was lying
54:00 <damio> because they use optus dslams it is congested and fucking slow in the evening
54:00 <damio> haha yeah so was I
55:00 <damio> until I remembered when the account isnt paid it shows that message
55:00 <Bastardly_One> I thought it was telstra?
55:00 <Bastardly_One> no it comes up the same way 
55:00 <damio> dodo only lets u go to that site
55:00 <damio> that lets u pay
55:00 <damio> with credit card
55:00 <Bastardly_One> limited without net access
55:00 <damio> yeah only that site works
55:00 <Bastardly_One> not on my end
55:00 <damio> and it comes up no matter what url u type
55:00 <Serenity> i think all ISPs do that
55:00 <Serenity> its so you can still pay them
55:00 <damio> yus
55:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah they do 
56:00 <damio> they want ay munny
56:00 <damio> lol
56:00 <Bastardly_One> why the fuck am I listening to You Am I?
56:00 <Bastardly_One> I've turned into a fag hipster!
00:00 <Bastardly_One> what's a juji fruit?
01:00 <ShadowLurker> turned?
02:00 <Serenity> LOL on the stats page
02:00 <Serenity> <Serenity> im definitely an african rhino
02:00 <Serenity> wtff
03:00 <ShadowLurker> rofl
03:00 <Floss> idiscovered farming similator
04:00 <Bastardly_One> oh no 
04:00 <Bastardly_One> that Farming Sim
04:00 <Bastardly_One> what's it like? heh
04:00 <Floss> lol its boring but adictive
04:00 <Serenity> its farm town on fb
04:00 <Floss> welnot boring... its ok
04:00 <damio> i came across goat simulator a few months back
04:00 <damio> :S
04:00 <Bastardly_One> it's seriously just farm town?
04:00 <Floss> hahah yes me tooo
05:00 <Floss> you have crops and can buy chooks and cattle, use the cattle to fill your spreaders
05:00 <damio> yeh downloaded it
05:00 <damio> never played
05:00 <damio> lol
05:00 <Floss> use the crops to make chaff to feed cows
05:00 <Floss> its not bad
05:00 <Bastardly_One> I found a game today called Dungeons and Dungeons
05:00 <Floss> lol
05:00 <damio> nice
05:00 <Floss> whats it about? ;D
05:00 <damio> anyone won u have to win the ame
05:00 <Bastardly_One> this Mistress and gimp go along smashing giant gimps with toys
05:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
05:00 <damio> or ehatevs its called
05:00 <damio> ahahaha
06:00 <Floss> im curious about the goat one
06:00 <damio> i think it's like thps with goats
06:00 <Floss> i saw it in a google search for the farming simultor but didnt check it out
06:00 <Bastardly_One> http://games.adultswim.com/dungeons-and-dungeons-action-online-game.html
06:00 <Bastardly_One> there ya go
06:00 <ShadowLurker>  lol dnd
07:00 <Bastardly_One> read the title properly 
08:00 <Floss> i watched the season 5 ep of community last night where they played dnd again they make it look fun
08:00 <Floss> i did not know it was fun
08:00 <damio> lol
08:00 <ShadowLurker> rofl
08:00 <Serenity> i want to shave this lecturers head
08:00 <damio> me and a few mates tried to play i
08:00 <damio> it
08:00 <Serenity> might make her more exciting
08:00 <damio> i was a queen or a princess or some bs
08:00 <ShadowLurker> lol
08:00 <ShadowLurker> she a bit dykish
09:00 <Serenity> she would be if i shaved her head
09:00 <Floss> iwould have a go at it but my imagination is pretty shite as an adult
09:00 <damio> yeh
09:00 <damio> i didnt get it
09:00 <mrdanger> lectures are pointless
09:00 <mrdanger> just read the shit and go about your day
09:00 <Floss> the dice rolling and the maths..... oh noes that is not a game
10:00 <Shadowgate> Floss is adorable aww
10:00 <damio> lol
10:00 <Floss> fkn hell not this shit again
10:00 <mrdanger> awwwww
10:00 <Serenity> ive found the lectures really helpful
10:00 <Serenity> but ive got a new lecturer and shes boring
11:00 <mrdanger> I forget not everybody is a genius like me
11:00 <ShadowLurker> serenity
11:00 <Serenity> hello
11:00 <ShadowLurker> gotta keep ur nick average up
12:00 <ShadowLurker> 27times a day
12:00 <Serenity> lol
12:00 <mrdanger> sere
12:00 <ShadowLurker> :)
12:00 <mrdanger> forgot to press tab
12:00 <Floss> Severity
12:00 <Serenity> omg its only for one lectyre
12:00 <Serenity> thank goddd
12:00 <mrdanger> lol
12:00 <ShadowLurker> hahah
12:00 <Serenity> lecture
12:00 <mrdanger> what is the subject Serenity?
12:00 <ShadowLurker> \o/
12:00 <Serenity> sociology
13:00 <mrdanger> smooth potato
13:00 <mrdanger> im meant to be in a tute at the moment, 11:30 to 12:30
13:00 <Serenity> im gonna miss craig :( this weeks my last week for this unit
13:00 <mrdanger> but cbf
13:00 <mrdanger> hopefully my group doesnt ditch me, i figured theres no point going because they havent released the assignment yet
13:00 <Serenity> i have to do a reflective essay this week
13:00 <Serenity> fucking cbf
14:00 <mrdanger> reflective shit is the easiest, at least you can just talk shit
14:00 <Floss> lol and they cant really say its WRONG....
14:00 <Serenity> yeah theres nothing specific in this one so it will be easier in that sense
14:00 <Serenity> no set material
14:00 <Floss> ARE YOU SAYING MY DREAMS ARE WRONG
15:00 <Serenity> well they can i guess. youve had 12 weeks worth of information you have to regurgitate in a certain way to make sure you udnerstand what youve learned
15:00 <Floss> after a month with no cd player my new ones gets put in my car on friday thank fuck
15:00 <Floss> thank god i had the rear view mirror or id be so lonely
17:00 <damio> cds?
17:00 <ShadowLurker> who uses cds anymore
17:00 <damio> floss
17:00 <damio> :P
17:00 <ShadowLurker> my "cd player" doesnt even have a cd slot
18:00 <damio> lol
18:00 <damio> bluetooth to the car stereo
18:00 <Serenity> hehe slot
18:00 <ShadowLurker> usb
18:00 <ShadowLurker> ;P
18:00 <ShadowLurker> slot
18:00 <damio> I don;t even havea  car
18:00 <damio> i can;t really talk
19:00 <ShadowLurker> buy one of mine
19:00 <damio> what are you asking for it?
19:00 <damio> I don't pay in cash
19:00 <Serenity> ONE MILLION DOLLARS MUAH HA HA
19:00 <ShadowLurker> thats too bad
19:00 <Serenity> ..
19:00 <ShadowLurker> rofl
20:00 <damio> :P
20:00 <damio> but really how much are you after?
20:00 <ShadowLurker> 1500
20:00 <damio> oh
20:00 <damio> what is it?
20:00 <ShadowLurker> ef falcon
20:00 <damio> must be a shitbox
20:00 <ShadowLurker> nah its decent
20:00 <ShadowLurker> reliable as fuck
20:00 <damio> very cheap
21:00 <Serenity> theyre old theyre not worth any more than that
21:00 <ShadowLurker> yeh
21:00 <damio> idk about fords and holdens tho
21:00 <damio> we once had a holden something or rather
21:00 <damio> calais i think
21:00 <ShadowLurker> just rebuilt her and flogging it off since i dont need 3 cars
21:00 <damio> was shit
21:00 <damio> the computer in it was shit
22:00 <Serenity> omg turbo has me pinned
22:00 <ShadowLurker> lol big bastard
25:00 <ShadowLurker> http://pixozu.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/0b2e159527ac337417bb0a9744cb996a-7-positions-for-sex-at-your-parents-place.jpg
25:00 <ShadowLurker> ROFL
25:00 <Bastardly_One> panther cat
26:00 <Serenity> lolll
27:00 <ShadowLurker> http://boocrack.com/post/66914/ ROFL at all of em
29:00 <doctor> what's this ice bucket challenge I keep seeing?
29:00 <damio> link?
30:00 <doctor> they're all over youtube
30:00 <speedmonkey> yeah i saw one with ben cousins
30:00 <ShadowLurker> its fucking stupid
30:00 <damio> ugh
30:00 <speedmonkey> and steveo
30:00 <damio> fking shit
30:00 <damio> is this like neknom
30:00 <abc> thought it was only for celebrities etc ... not ben cousins
30:00 <speedmonkey> yeah he didnt have the bucket
30:00 <ShadowLurker> just as bad as neknominate
30:00 <ShadowLurker> cunts can die
30:00 <speedmonkey> he just had ice
30:00 <damio> idiots
30:00 <doctor> raising awareness for Lou Gehrig’s Disease
31:00 <doctor> odd way of doing so, but okay
31:00 <abc> lol
31:00 <Serenity> you can actually die from it rofl idiots
33:00 <damio> http://resources2.news.com.au/images/2010/08/26/1225910/242278-pn-ben-cousins-smoke.jpg
33:00 <damio> lol
33:00 <doctor> he knows how to have a good time
34:00 <damio> makes me want to put the pipe down
34:00 <Serenity> id still bang him
34:00 <damio> likewise
34:00 <damio> i found that pic from googline ben cousins nude
34:00 <damio> lol
34:00 <British^Meat> is that johninja?
34:00 <Floss> sorry scrolled up by cd player i mean entertaintment thing lo
35:00 <Floss> it has a dvd slot and screen and whatever bits i dont use cds really either
35:00 <Floss> its not the 90s!
35:00 <doctor> is it? wow john, who'd have thought smoking meth would make you look more fit than you've ever been
35:00 <damio> like still saying tape the show ehn using disc recorder
35:00 <damio> lol
35:00 <Floss> haha yeah
36:00 <Floss> i hope it all works ok ill cry if they say it wouldnt fit for this reason or another
36:00 <Serenity> thats not john rofl!
36:00 <damio> does john look similar?
36:00 <British^Meat> i know :P i just saw a shaved head, and ciggie, and u know
36:00 <damio> ciggie?
36:00 <damio> lol
36:00 <dunebug> frankyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
36:00 <British^Meat> hi cutechinese eyes
37:00 <British^Meat> how r u
37:00 <Floss> again - its not the 90s!
37:00 <dunebug> where is frankyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
37:00 <psYbR> its not the 90's?
37:00 <dunebug> frankyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy?
37:00 <psYbR> they lied to me...
37:00 <British^Meat> noels caravans, hey dunebug?
37:00 <dunebug> are u there?
37:00 <dunebug> frankeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
37:00 <Serenity> shut up
37:00 <dunebug> anyone seen franky?
37:00 <dunebug> please tell meeeeeeee
37:00 <dunebug> frankyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
37:00 <dunebug> where are u?
37:00 <ShadowLurker> how about
37:00 <Serenity> SHOOSH
37:00 <ShadowLurker> fuckoff
38:00 <Floss> lets duct tape a discman to our arms to be cooooooool
38:00 <doctor> sorry but franky is die
38:00 <dunebug> if anyone has seen franky, plese mesg me
38:00 <ShadowLurker> lol
38:00 <damio> ehhh I was still using discmans in 2008
38:00 <Floss> wtf was that
38:00 <ShadowLurker> does it matter
39:00 <Floss> just curious...
39:00 <Serenity> i think i got rid of my discman in like
39:00 <Serenity> 2004
39:00 <damio> yeah I lost my ipod
39:00 <damio> had nothing else
39:00 <Floss> i got a discman for my 13th....it was awesome
39:00 <damio> yay
39:00 <damio> those were the days
39:00 <Serenity> i wonder if i paid my lecurer if he would talk to me while i fall asleep
39:00 <damio> what was your first cd?
39:00 <Floss> course i had to run to waixmule and napster to get a cd together
39:00 <Serenity> i love hearing him talk
39:00 <damio> I think mine was 5ive
40:00 <damio> lol
40:00 <British^Meat> lol, i remember getting an mp3 player and just thinking how cool it was that i could shake it and bash it about and not have it jump/skip
40:00 <Floss> lol yes 5ive
40:00 <Serenity> my first was mariah carey
40:00 <British^Meat> i think i was kind of amazed by it
40:00 <dunebug> frankyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
40:00 <dunebug> are u here??????????????
40:00 <damio> haha nice serenity
40:00 <damio> I still blast her out
40:00 <dunebug> plese yell out
40:00 <Floss> LOL britich meat yeas hahahaha what devil work is this!!! lol
40:00 <dunebug> frankyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!
40:00 <British^Meat> we'll see u 2moro with a new IP dunebug
40:00 <British^Meat> :)
40:00 <Serenity> the CD was gold
40:00 <damio> sexy
40:00 <Serenity> i cant remember what it was called
40:00 <damio> probably something stupid
40:00 <dunebug> please reply to me , franky!
40:00 <damio> like glitter
41:00 <Bastardly_One> you lot had your first CDs
41:00 <damio> mariah is not the sharpest tool
41:00 <damio> but she can sing
41:00 <Floss> everyone said that movie is shit and i dont want to jump on the bandwagon having not seen it but is it really that bad
41:00 <Bastardly_One> I had my first records and tapes
41:00 <damio> no idea
41:00 <damio> i doubt she can act
41:00 <BlackDevil> what is brown and smells?
41:00 <damio> actually in that movie with the fat black chisck
41:00 <damio> she was allright
41:00 <Floss> me after spray tan
41:00 <damio> precious
41:00 <ShadowLurker> found something for ur fone
42:00 <damio> hahaha
42:00 <ShadowLurker> wireless charging adaptor
42:00 <damio> i thought about getting one of those
42:00 <damio> but why?
42:00 <damio> so I didn't
42:00 <damio> only has the novelty
42:00 <Serenity> i think it was daydream
42:00 <damio> lol
42:00 <Floss> is that one of the ones you just sit the phone on top of
42:00 <ShadowLurker> saves fucking wreching ur usb connector
42:00 <damio> ah yes
42:00 <ShadowLurker> wrecking
42:00 <damio> i never have a phone for long enough for that
42:00 <damio> but i seee
42:00 <ShadowLurker> yes Floss
43:00 <Floss> does it charge as fast?
43:00 <ShadowLurker> yep
43:00 <damio> if the amps are high enough it would
43:00 <ShadowLurker> 1a
43:00 <damio> pretty okay
43:00 <Floss> i looked at some but they didnt come out for my phone yet or android or something
43:00 <ShadowLurker> these ones are for s3/s4
43:00 <damio> they are available for the s3 upwards
44:00 <ShadowLurker> cos i mean
44:00 <ShadowLurker> what other fones are useful
44:00 <damio> haha
44:00 <damio> ;)
44:00 <Floss> oh groovy i have a little dock cradle it sits in thats handy but annoying in the dark to line it up right
58:00 <ShadowLurker> [Maverick] really wanted others to know what was doing - 73 descriptions altogether.
58:00 <ShadowLurker> i need to customise this nick linking
59:00 <Serenity> it needs to link my host as well
59:00 <Serenity> by
59:00 <ShadowLurker> The evil guard of #melbourne was simba who got this reputation after kicking out 46 people.
00:00 <Serenity> lolol
00:00 <ShadowLurker> Saemon had a problem with authority and got booted out 11 times.
00:00 <ShadowLurker> figures
00:00 <Bastardly_One> wonder where he is again?
00:00 <ShadowLurker> LOL
00:00 <Bastardly_One> I don't really but yeah 
00:00 <ShadowLurker> beagle didn't have anyone to talk to and performed 194 monologues (writing over 5 lines in a row).
00:00 <Bastardly_One> hahahahahaha
00:00 <ShadowLurker> in 30 days
00:00 <Serenity> LOL
00:00 <Bastardly_One> only 194?
01:00 <ShadowLurker> well
01:00 <ShadowLurker> Serenity DIDN'T REALISE HOW ANNOYING THIS WAS - 217 lines in CAPS!
01:00 <Serenity> oh i did
01:00 <Serenity> http://wearecunts.com/stats/melbourne.html'
01:00 <Bastardly_One> sezz
01:00 <Serenity> http://wearecunts.com/stats/melbourne.html
01:00 <Bastardly_One> what Scream movie should I watch?
02:00 <Serenity> all of them
02:00 <ShadowLurker> in reverse
02:00 <Bastardly_One> I bet ShadowLurker can't even answer My boondox question
02:00 <Bastardly_One> no site can
02:00 <ShadowLurker> wot q
02:00 <Bastardly_One> I wanna know if he really lives in that house
02:00 <Bastardly_One> in his doco
03:00 <ShadowLurker> lol no
03:00 <Bastardly_One> and records on that tape deck
03:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
03:00 <Bastardly_One> I love that though
03:00 <Serenity> who cares hes shit
03:00 <Bastardly_One> and the real life story of his dad's side of this family
03:00 <ShadowLurker> that is
03:00 <Bastardly_One> his uncle tried to kill him
03:00 <Bastardly_One> when he was two
04:00 <Bastardly_One> just fucked up his lyrics are "real" when you think about it 
04:00 <Serenity> Shadowgate
04:00 <Serenity> er
04:00 <Serenity> ShadowLurker
04:00 <ShadowLurker> well either that or harbor those memories and become a victim
04:00 <ShadowLurker> hello
04:00 <Bastardly_One> true
04:00 <Serenity> would there be a way to have like an index page on that server so you go to it and it has links to the quotes the stats etc
05:00 <ShadowLurker> yeh can do
05:00 <Bastardly_One> heard his stuff under his own name and other projects
05:00 <Bastardly_One> I don't like his gansta stuff tbh
05:00 <Bastardly_One> *gangsta
05:00 <Floss> there was a channel years ago that did quotes and stuff 
05:00 <Floss> cheers maybe
05:00 <ShadowLurker> that was me
05:00 <Floss> lolreally thats coool
06:00 <Floss> id always get "lol"
06:00 <Maurice> ShadowLurker has a huge memory capacity, he remembers everything and quotes randomly
06:00 <ShadowLurker> but we restarted it a while ago
06:00 <Floss> it was fun to see what randomnedd would come up
06:00 <Floss> randomness*
06:00 <ShadowLurker> i "may" enable it here
06:00 <ShadowLurker> when i cbf
07:00 <Floss> lol the quotes will be a wee bit different
07:00 <Bastardly_One> I knew one idiot that had a channel remoted to another channel
07:00 <Serenity> dont enable quotes here
07:00 <Serenity> please
07:00 <Bastardly_One> because his friends didn't wanna enter that channel
07:00 <Bastardly_One> but wanted to know what was going on
07:00 <ShadowLurker> i wont enable adding quotes here
07:00 <Bastardly_One> WHY?
07:00 <Serenity> i dont want these idiots adding quotes that arent funny
07:00 <ShadowLurker> that was fucked
07:00 <Floss> i had a channel call bungholein1 or something about bungholes
07:00 <ShadowLurker> but i might enable the randquote function
08:00 <Bastardly_One> oh, yeah who'd let the fuckwits here add quotes?
08:00 <Serenity> it will need flood control
08:00 <Floss> lol the only way here would be random
08:00 <ShadowLurker> yeh before i do ill need to add a silence list
08:00 <Bastardly_One> oh that gets annoying after a while though
08:00 <ShadowLurker> so certain cunts cant use it
08:00 <Bastardly_One> ShadowLurker
08:00 <Bastardly_One> remember GladDOS?
08:00 <Floss> faggot ive lost my tractor
08:00 <Bastardly_One> in sexth
08:00 <ShadowLurker> aka idiotbot
08:00 <Serenity> silence all the trolls
09:00 <Bastardly_One> it'll end up kind of that annoying 
09:00 <Serenity> i had botenanna for years
09:00 <Serenity> she was my baby
09:00 <ShadowLurker> oh nah this bot has heaps of shit not enabled here for that reason
09:00 <Bastardly_One> good
09:00 <Serenity> what are you talking about megusta is my spy bot...
09:00 <Serenity> lol
09:00 <Bastardly_One> because I got so ragey over that bot
09:00 <Bastardly_One> he left
09:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
10:00 <Bastardly_One> oh, that month of rage was fun
10:00 <Floss> bahaha
10:00 <Bastardly_One> I can start again if you want :P
10:00 <ShadowLurker> weather/norris quotes/qdb/fml/stats/quotes
10:00 <Serenity> no thanks
10:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm on the rags bad 
10:00 <Bastardly_One> :P
10:00 <ShadowLurker> its only here to log atm
10:00 <Bastardly_One> I thought I logge
10:00 <Bastardly_One> d
10:00 <Bastardly_One> turns out I don't
10:00 <Bastardly_One> and I am so cunted 
11:00 <Bastardly_One> something I wanted and lost now
11:00 <ShadowLurker> the best thing about the bot is when ur lookin for Maurice quotes
11:00 <Floss> i miss the old days
11:00 <ShadowLurker> theyre the best
11:00 <Maurice> >.<
11:00 <Maurice> Most of them are lies
11:00 <ShadowLurker> lies/out of context
12:00 <Serenity> i cant believe we've had those quotes for so long
12:00 <ShadowLurker> altho i am working on a multiline quote bot
12:00 <Serenity> i remember the day they went up lol
12:00 <Bastardly_One> the old days are gone
12:00 <Bastardly_One> no matter how I lament
12:00 <Bastardly_One> and the rest of the channel tells me to stfu
12:00 <ShadowLurker> there ya go
12:00 <ShadowLurker> *11:12:32 AM* <MeGusta> [1] [1:51pm] <@Doodle> tubesteak [1:51pm] <TheRiddler> that's what I'm having
12:00 <ShadowLurker> *11:12:34 AM* <MeGusta> [1] Added ShadowLurker at 2010/10/26 02:05.
12:00 <ShadowLurker> 2010
13:00 <Floss> i miss all the "join my channel" shit and the kicking that would follow rofl
13:00 <Serenity> first quote :')
13:00 <ShadowLurker> was a while ago
14:00 <Serenity> 4 years
14:00 <ShadowLurker> 2556 quotes total
14:00 <Bastardly_One> how long have you two been around for?
14:00 <Bastardly_One> don't think I've ever asked that
14:00 <Serenity> most of them are from cbf tho
14:00 <ShadowLurker> as long as austnet has
15:00 <Bastardly_One> fair enough 
15:00 <Serenity> for you maybe
15:00 <Bastardly_One> seems a few of us have
15:00 <Serenity> ive onyl been here 7-8 years
15:00 <Bastardly_One> ShadowLurker do you remember at all ... this guy was pretty aggressive
15:00 <Bastardly_One> a Kevin from Perth?
15:00 <Bastardly_One> married to AngelFire
16:00 <ShadowLurker> i know a few kevins from perth
16:00 <Floss> i discovered it from doing joti in the scouts when i was about 12 lol
16:00 <Bastardly_One> really aggressive and dyslexic
16:00 <Bastardly_One> and would go ballistic if you picked on him for it 
16:00 <Bastardly_One> found out why he was so aggressive though
16:00 <ShadowLurker> nah
16:00 <Bastardly_One> had brain cancer and died
16:00 <Bastardly_One> that was sad
16:00 <Maurice> ShadowLurker has been here since 1984
16:00 <Maurice> Old bastard
16:00 <Serenity> i didnt even have a computer until i was 16
16:00 <Maurice> Me either Serenity
16:00 <Serenity> hahah yes info his nick
16:00 <Maurice> And thats when I started
17:00 <ShadowLurker> :)
17:00 <Bastardly_One> I got my first whenever the c64 came out
17:00 <Bastardly_One> no, I lie
17:00 <Serenity> i honestly cant remember when i came here
17:00 <Bastardly_One> I had a Vic 20
17:00 <Bastardly_One> I just don't wanna remember I had one of those
17:00 <Serenity> it was some time after lily was born but some time before ant was born
17:00 <Maurice> Oh we had a commodore 64, but before the net
17:00 <ShadowLurker> i was learning to program basic on a c64 when i was 8
17:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah well that's when you got a computer too Maurice
17:00 <Floss> shadow thats cray cray
17:00 <Bastardly_One> how much fun was that ShadowLurker?
18:00 <Bastardly_One> and then when the first modems came out
18:00 <Bastardly_One> and phone phishing
18:00 <ShadowLurker> me and a friend had 4800baud modems and talked on em
18:00 <ShadowLurker> that was awesome
18:00 <Bastardly_One> all written in basic ... ah those were the days
18:00 <British^Meat> damn, i only had a commodore 16
18:00 <damio> u guys r old ^_^
18:00 <ShadowLurker> basic was childs play
18:00 <British^Meat> and then a sinclair zx spectrum
18:00 <ShadowLurker> when i hit 9 i was writing assembler for it
19:00 <Bastardly_One> then we got hardcore
19:00 <ShadowLurker> rainbow borders ftw
19:00 <Bastardly_One> and into assembler
19:00 <Bastardly_One> pascal
19:00 <Bastardly_One> and fortran
19:00 <Bastardly_One> yep yep
19:00 <Floss> millies math house
19:00 <ShadowLurker> pascal wasnt around till ibm days
19:00 <Bastardly_One> the spectrum had a great aussie rip off
19:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah my order wasn't right with fortran either
20:00 <Bastardly_One> the dick smith wizard
20:00 <Bastardly_One> that was a great spectrum rip off
20:00 <Bastardly_One> and good to program
20:00 <Bastardly_One> I wish I was as smart as I was when younger still
21:00 <Bastardly_One> I can't do shit with a computer now
21:00 <ShadowLurker> yeh anyway
21:00 <Serenity> lol
22:00 <ShadowLurker> oh man these cunts
22:00 <ShadowLurker> bbq day today
22:00 <ShadowLurker> and i got my smell back
22:00 <ShadowLurker> can smell onions
22:00 <Bastardly_One> arseholes
23:00 <Bastardly_One> thanks to them I want bbq now
23:00 <Serenity> 10:24 28 Oct 10	<ShadowLurker> who eats oatmeal <ShadowLurker> srsly <Irwin> i do <Irwin> it's a good protein source <ShadowLurker> so is spoof but you dont see everyone eating it
24:00 <damio> ahahaha
24:00 <damio> gold
24:00 <ShadowLurker> LOL
24:00 <Serenity> 10:45 28 Oct 10	<TheRiddler> I think my brain just skipped a few seconds <TheRiddler> or I just imagined me laughing and not actually laugh
24:00 <damio> :/
25:00 <ShadowLurker> haha
25:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
25:00 <Bastardly_One> that Riddler makes sense if you've ever spoken to him for more than a minute
25:00 <Serenity> 17:28 2 Nov 10	*04:06:35 PM* <KoraX> who is this pissant *04:06:43 PM* <KoraX> this fully fledged backyard clag merchant
25:00 <Serenity> hehe i do love terry
25:00 <Bastardly_One> backyard clag merchant
26:00 <Floss> lol!
26:00 <Serenity> ive spoken to ash for nearly 7 years and he makes no more sense now than he did back then
26:00 <Serenity> 20:26 5 Nov 10	<Fred-Bear> brons dad put bron in training at a young age, some fathers buy the kid a pewee 50 in the hope he will become a supercross star, brons father just put her on her knees at the age of 5 and ripped out his throbbing monster n slammed it balls deep into her mouth, sink or swim bron, ...............................bron swam, she swam fast
27:00 <simba> thats terrible
27:00 <Floss> havent seen that nickname for a whie
27:00 <ShadowLurker> *11:55:09 PM* ShadowLurker ([email protected]) is now known as ConnectivityIssues *11:55:13 PM* *** Bastardly_One ([email protected]) has Quit iRC (Excess flood) «45 people»
27:00 <Bastardly_One> when was that though?
28:00 <Serenity> 15:01 4 Nov 10	http://pastebin.com/30ejnrmU
28:00 <Bastardly_One> I was trying to work out how long I had this heap of shit
29:00 <ShadowLurker> <@Maurice> I'd take a pic of my cunt <@Maurice> But hes gone golfing
29:00 <Bastardly_One> hahahaha
29:00 <Floss> hahaha
29:00 <Floss> fuck shes funny
29:00 <ShadowLurker> [10:08pm] <Maurice> I'm about to take cunt pics [10:08pm] <Serenity> omg doit [10:09pm] <Maurice> Lol sif do it [10:09pm] <Maurice> I wanna see fauxs [10:10pm] <Maurice> I'm super hungry
29:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
29:00 <Bastardly_One> and she is funny ... she's like that off here too
30:00 <Bastardly_One> rude bitch but hilarious
30:00 <Serenity> 21:07 23 Mar 11	*09:13:09 PM* <@demon`> HOLY DICK SHITTING NIPPLES, YOU SIR ARE A COCKPLANK
30:00 <ShadowLurker> LOL
30:00 <Bastardly_One> cockplank
30:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
30:00 <Serenity> i miss him sometimes
30:00 <ShadowLurker> yeh
30:00 <speedmonkey> https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/10624644_828703127174489_4558428046041626902_n.jpg
31:00 <Serenity> 09:41 23 Mar 11	[12:44] <simba> nothing wrong with fucking on ur peroid [12:44] <Vampiressea> I did it once standing up and it was FUCKED [12:45] <Vampiressea> blood drips on my feet and all [12:45] <Eggs> you got some heavy flow [12:45] <Eggs> oh god i just lost my appetite
31:00 <ShadowLurker> lol
31:00 <ShadowLurker> (17:40:17) (Maurice): So, SeZz is fucking her husbands friends? (17:40:32) (Maurice): Or is her husband fucking his friends (17:40:37) (Maurice): Coz that seems more likely
32:00 <Serenity> 21:42 27 Feb 11	[9:47pm] <Serenity> cool story daniel [9:47pm] <Daniel> shut your fucking gaping asshole
32:00 <Serenity> LOL daniel was the best
32:00 <Floss> LOL
32:00 <Floss> lol i hurt my nose with that one
32:00 <Floss> bahaha
33:00 <ShadowLurker> hahahahahahahaha
33:00 <ShadowLurker> <gir> ive been sitting here with a raised eyebrow at you all morning sezz <@Serenity> is eyebrow code for penis
33:00 <partay> I've seen fauxs oyster
33:00 <Bastardly_One> have you ever seen Daniel and sluttydrop fight?
33:00 <Serenity> 07:33 23 Feb 11	<%Longie> daniel, what do you have against paul>? <Daniel> FUCKING THING DISCONNECTED ME <%Longie> oh ok <%Longie> paul, please stop disconnecting daniel <Daniel> fucken fucked mate <%Longie> haha
33:00 <Bastardly_One> those two could argue hilarious if you triggered slutty right
34:00 <Serenity> i dont know why people think sluttydrop was a good bot
34:00 <Serenity> it was the fucking worst
34:00 <Bastardly_One> not if you triggered it right
34:00 <Bastardly_One> I was married to it in #sex
34:00 <ShadowLurker> (19:49:06) (Fuerk): Hes like a foot and 2 inches taller than me O_o (19:49:12) (Fuerk): Thats almost a whole midget (19:49:25) (SeZz): so hes one darcy taller than you
34:00 <Serenity> *11:10:32 PM* <+archaios> teeth: acquired taste. given my tendency toward suicidal ideation, and completely unrelated (physico-)medical matters, it's rather a moot point. I haven't smoked long enough to significantly increase my risk of bronchogenic or oromucosal carcinoma.
35:00 <ShadowLurker> that cunt was fucked
35:00 <Serenity> he truly was
35:00 <Serenity> lucky hes dead.
35:00 <Serenity> oh boy.. that was awful
35:00 <ShadowLurker> ^
35:00 <ShadowLurker> nope
35:00 <ShadowLurker> its just
36:00 <Serenity> 09:56 19 Nov 10	Fri Nov 19 09:58:41 2010 <archaios> Serenity: not at all. I have plenty to live for, and people do care. you don't know shit :-)
36:00 <Serenity> i knew enough to know how he'd kill himself lol
36:00 <Bastardly_One> was that TheBaron's mate?
36:00 <Serenity> no?
36:00 <Serenity> 00:18 19 Nov 10	Thu Nov 18 23:06:17 2010 <archaios> mixy: also, enjoy it while it lasts, sex becomes overrated after a couple years
36:00 <Bastardly_One> he told me he took a huge break  after getting some shit over a friend that topped himself
37:00 <Bastardly_One> from irc
37:00 <Floss> lol only if youre doing it wrong
37:00 <Bastardly_One> or something
37:00 <Serenity> i wouldnt think thbaron would have been friends with archaios but who knows
37:00 <TheRiddler> hallo
37:00 <Serenity> id be suprised if anyone morned that idiots death
37:00 <TheRiddler> your +R is gone
37:00 <ShadowLurker> (00:54:43) (Serenity): because you talk like you just crawled out of a houso pub with your denim micro mini wrapped around your neck and your boob tube around your waist
37:00 <ShadowLurker> rofl
37:00 <ShadowLurker> best insults
38:00 <Bastardly_One> he's right 
38:00 <Bastardly_One> there's not +R on
38:00 <TheRiddler> I now can get in before my nick identifies
38:00 <Serenity> well technically there is
38:00 <Serenity> but its not working
38:00 <TheRiddler> oh
38:00 <Serenity> i cbf resetting it every half hour
38:00 <Bastardly_One> ah right
38:00 <Bastardly_One> fairies nuts
38:00 <Bastardly_One> (fair enough)
39:00 <Serenity> yes thank you. we got that
39:00 <ShadowLurker> [8:10am] <@Doodle> who needs fancy hd just to see tits [8:11am] <@Doodle> man i wear glasses, even the stuff i see irl isn;t hd
39:00 <damio> hahaha naww
39:00 <Bastardly_One> Dear Bethusda Software, where is the new Fallout cunts? Bring it out already
40:00 <Bastardly_One> lol @ that doodle quote
40:00 <Bastardly_One> anyone else wear glasses?
40:00 <Bastardly_One> it's funny but true
41:00 <TheRiddler> probably working on fallout online now that elder scrolls is out
41:00 <Serenity> 8:09 24 Jun 11	Doodle: he sooks about not having time to find a house to buy Doodle: he has $100k in the bank Doodle: for a deposit Doodle: and won;t take time off work Doodle: and sooks mixy: wtf mixy: if he doesn't have time to buy a horse, when the fuck is he going to have time to look after/ride one Doodle: lol a house
42:00 <Floss> riddler u mean elder scrolls online?
42:00 <TheRiddler> ye
42:00 <TheRiddler> s
42:00 <Floss> have u played it?
42:00 <Serenity> LOL this quote makes me cry with laughter every time i dont know why
42:00 <Bastardly_One> TheRiddler, maybe but there is a site for it man 
42:00 <TheRiddler> not yet
42:00 <Serenity> [8:31pm] <@Daniel> fuck i hate drinking water, unless i am exercising [8:31pm] <dematerialised> who the fuck hates drinking water [8:31pm] <dematerialised> thats like [8:31pm] <dematerialised> fuck i hate breathing [8:31pm] <dematerialised> unless im awake [8:31pm] <dematerialised> you fucking cunt
42:00 <TheRiddler> I have it
42:00 <TheRiddler> but my net was too shit to play 
42:00 <Bastardly_One> just hurry the fuck up already
42:00 <TheRiddler> at the time
42:00 <Floss> lol serenity that ones pretty good
42:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm a bit over Elder Scrolls tbh
43:00 <Floss> id rather play offline
43:00 <Floss> but i havent played for ages
43:00 <Bastardly_One> ty
43:00 <Bastardly_One> same
43:00 <Bastardly_One> much rather play those things offline
43:00 <Floss> it feels more special offline lol
43:00 <Bastardly_One> *would much rather
43:00 <TheRiddler> I hear it's meh atm
43:00 <Bastardly_One> plus I am shit and I like to roam and look around
43:00 <Floss> yeah same
43:00 <Bastardly_One> part of the fun of rpg stuff is the exploring
44:00 <TheRiddler> not that that's expected of a mmo when first released
44:00 <Floss> im waiting impatiently for another rdr
44:00 <Serenity> 11:59 9 May 11	<mzyoyo> I'm obssessed with you? <mzyoyo> you're deluded <@Longie> you keep saying I'm obsessed with other women or in love with lisa or whatever in some deep seeded need for me to confess feelings for another, thus allowing you to move on from me. until I admit it, you subsconciously think there is a chance for you and I to run away and live happily ever after <mzyoyo> there 
44:00 <Serenity> was a chance
44:00 <Bastardly_One> it's Bethesuda what did people expect? quality?
44:00 <Bastardly_One> they're known for bugs
44:00 <TheRiddler> you can explore in elder scrolls online
44:00 <Floss> i plat it and just hunt cougars/undead cougars
45:00 <Bastardly_One> you can't if you have a basic lappy
45:00 <Floss> play even
45:00 <Bastardly_One> and no PS4 yet
45:00 <TheRiddler> all mmos have bugs at the start of release
45:00 <Bastardly_One> :(
45:00 <Bastardly_One> I can't play it until I get something that can play it 
45:00 <Floss> oo i wanna put one on layby
45:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm saving kind of 
45:00 <Floss> between eb or kmart whoever has the best deal
45:00 <Floss> or maybe target
45:00 <Bastardly_One> like the money is there but I'm waiting still
46:00 <TheRiddler> I'm thinking of getting the destiny bundle 1
46:00 <TheRiddler> with the white console
46:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah that's why I'm waiting until exactly ready
46:00 <Floss> yeah same bastardly it feels like a lot for a box
46:00 <Floss> lol
46:00 <Bastardly_One> for my PS4 and see who has the best deal
46:00 <ilmRg1InT> partner tells me over lunch 'oh yeah, i hit the side mirror on your car and it left a mark'
46:00 <Bastardly_One> yep it does seem too much
46:00 <Floss> priorities and all
46:00 <TheRiddler> eb games atm has a good deal
47:00 <TheRiddler> 499 with 3 games
47:00 <Floss> not bad
47:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah my manager told me to wait for the next run though
47:00 <Floss> i have to pick up sims 4 from there next month yay
47:00 <Bastardly_One> why?
47:00 <Bastardly_One> because he got one 
47:00 <Bastardly_One> straight out of the box it froze
47:00 <TheRiddler> that's rare
47:00 <Bastardly_One> he's like, I've always been good to you ... wait
47:00 <Floss> first ones always a throwaway
47:00 <Bastardly_One> apparently not with the first run 
47:00 <Bastardly_One> was common
47:00 <Serenity> 20:42 20 Jul 11	*08:40:38 PM* <@Serenity> JUST SHUT THE GOD DAMN HELL UP AND GIVE EACH OTHER A NICE COMFORTABLE FIST UP THE ARSE
48:00 <TheRiddler> first run of ps3s are collectors
48:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah now
48:00 <Bastardly_One> but the first run of 4s won't be 
48:00 <TheRiddler> because of the ability to play ps2 games
48:00 <Bastardly_One> from what he was telling me 
48:00 <Bastardly_One> yep yep
48:00 <Serenity> hahaha jerome
48:00 <Bastardly_One> arseholes 
48:00 <Serenity> 17:50 20 Jul 11	<esuterik> ur so close to a ddos <TheWJM> awwww, go for gold <esuterik> im talking austnet <TheWJM> so? <TheWJM> doesn't hurt me <esuterik> ill bring austnet to the ground <TheWJM> many have tried <esuterik> yeh many are fools <esuterik> ive ddos'd federal police <esuterik> u think i cant ddos shitty austnet <esuterik> lol
49:00 <Bastardly_One> iBiZa I know of you but didn't you have another nick?
49:00 <Bastardly_One> back "in the day"?
50:00 <Serenity> 19:46 30 Jun 11	[7:44pm] <TheRiddler> 3s are where it's at [7:44pm] <TheRiddler> 3 monitors [7:44pm] <TheRiddler> 3 sticks of ram [7:45pm] <TheRiddler> 3 lots of dual cores [7:45pm] <BeN^> 3 COCKS IN YER ARSE.
50:00 <Serenity> aw ben was great i miss him
51:00 <simba> doesnt ram run best in groups of 2s?
51:00 <simba> or is that old hat now?
51:00 <Student> 20 July 2011 
51:00 <ilmRg1InT> lol ddos
51:00 <TheRiddler> intel pcs require 3
51:00 <ilmRg1InT> so many kids on the internet.
52:00 <ilmRg1InT> TheRiddler: wut
52:00 <ShadowLurker> lol 3
52:00 <ShadowLurker> base2 mate
52:00 <ilmRg1InT> simba: yes, it does - typically you want dual or quad channel
52:00 <TheRiddler> I was told 3
52:00 <ShadowLurker> 2 4 8 16 etc
52:00 <ilmRg1InT> TheRiddler: tehre was a period with i think shitty AMD systems that wanted 3?
53:00 <TheRiddler> to run the best
53:00 <ShadowLurker> that was due to the 3gb memry limit of 32bit address bus
53:00 <ilmRg1InT> some weird tri-channel thing
53:00 <TheRiddler> ahh
53:00 <ilmRg1InT> uhm, nope?
53:00 <ShadowLurker> uhm yes
53:00 <Floss> my cd player is in welshpool :/
53:00 <ilmRg1InT> 3gb memory limit got nothing to do with three ram sticks
53:00 <Serenity> this quotes are making me sad
53:00 <Serenity> so many cool people gone
53:00 <ShadowLurker> thats why those older mb had 3 slots
53:00 <ilmRg1InT> ShadowLurker: you're on crack, mate.
54:00 <partay> lol
54:00 <ShadowLurker> why am i even debating with you
54:00 <ilmRg1InT> triple-channel memory was a thing - particular xeon and AMD chipsets wanted it - dual and quad channel memory is far more popular.
54:00 <ShadowLurker> idiocy
54:00 <ilmRg1InT> the number of *channels* for ram has nothign to do with the 2^32 ram limit - which is 4gb, not 3gb.
54:00 <partay> It's a geek off
54:00 <ShadowLurker> tell me how, at a byte/word level, 3 works
54:00 <Serenity> 12:55 24 Aug 11	*12:54:23 PM* <Pieter> Is it wrong to boot up a computer ya bought that was stolen only to come across the owners pics and find yaself attracted to em that much that you add them to your msn list after loading their msn messenger?
54:00 <ilmRg1InT> typically, the other 1gb (and it could be less than htat depending on the motherboard implementation)
54:00 <Bastardly_One> Jesus ... ever think ShadowLurker dumbs shit down so people understand it?
54:00 <ilmRg1InT> was reserved by the bios - which is why some people got 3.5gb
55:00 <ilmRg1InT> so how does the 3.5gb ram fit in with your 3 channel theor?
55:00 <Floss> lol serenity pieter was/is a worry
55:00 <Bastardly_One> he's an elecrtical engineer dickhead 
55:00 <Bastardly_One> and if you were paying attention before
55:00 <ShadowLurker> gib or gb
55:00 <ilmRg1InT> Bastardly_One: doesnt mean he knows how computers work
55:00 <Bastardly_One> has been around computers forever
55:00 <ShadowLurker> electrical?
55:00 <Floss> 30 GIBS
55:00 <Floss> lol
55:00 <ShadowLurker> sif insult me like that
55:00 <ilmRg1InT> Bastardly_One: i've been using computers for over 30 years, next.
55:00 <simba> awolfs quotes from his take-LSD-and-use-IRC days are brilliant (slimjim) wrong and right, good and bad are all relative terms you would know this if you took drugs. i dont harm anyone and im an adult no one tells me what i can and cant put into my body, either way you really are only showing the world how closed minded you to new experiences so enjoy, you clearly are a happy person
55:00 <Serenity> eletronic and electrical arent the same
55:00 <ilmRg1InT> Serenity: extremely different
55:00 <Bastardly_One> so have I
56:00 <Bastardly_One> what's your point ilmRg1InT?
56:00 <Floss> ive been using my integumentary system for 25 years and i wouldnt call myself a doctor
56:00 <Floss> so sit down
56:00 <ilmRg1InT> please - feel free to cite some sources to associate three channel memory and the 2^32/4gb memory limit
56:00 <partay> I've been using irc since 1995. So I know everything
56:00 <ShadowLurker> using and understanding the the silicon level are completely different
56:00 <ilmRg1InT> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Multi-channel_memory_architecture gives a nice run down of single/dual/tri/quad channel memory
56:00 <Bastardly_One> partay lol
56:00 <Serenity> 19:18 27 Jul 11	<chucky> picard <picard> fatty? <chucky> look in the mirror cunt <picard> chics dig me <chucky> lol so u think fatty <picard> all u can hook up with is a pensioner <picard> old bitch is 50 <chucky> she not a pensioner yet <champagne_showers> kids dig u coz u take them to maccas <chucky> lol
56:00 <ilmRg1InT> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/3_GB_barrier
57:00 <Serenity> ilmRg1InT you're ruining the chat no one cares
57:00 <Serenity> its not relevant anymore
57:00 <partay> Didn't chucky get court ordered Internet ban?
57:00 <ilmRg1InT> Serenity: the dude is wrong and trying to tell me he's some kind of engineer to prove he knows more than me, it's a simple logical fallacy.  i've cited some sources, he cant cite shit.
57:00 <faux> good afternoon buttheads
57:00 <partay> +b chucky -forlife
57:00 <Serenity> well im married to him so i know for a fact hes an engineer
57:00 <ShadowLurker> quoting wiki = failed
57:00 <Bastardly_One> afternoon smurf
58:00 <Serenity> and you're quoting wiki to back yoruself up
58:00 <ilmRg1InT> Serenity: great? doesnt mean he's right.
58:00 <Serenity> i dont know whos right and i dont care
58:00 <faux> ok
58:00 <Bastardly_One> and wiki being editted by it's users
58:00 <partay> Faux *bumps uglies*
58:00 <Bastardly_One> he is right
58:00 <Serenity> 20:02 7 Oct 11	<+fivecougz> when i was a kid id cruch up roses in water, drain em, put em in used strawberry jam jars and sell em to neighbours for 50c <+fivecougz> i dont tell that story often tho cos i dont like thinking of my first entrepreneurship as a perfume bitch
58:00 <ilmRg1InT> Serenity: i could cite dozens of other sources if he likes, i'll wait till he can cite one.
58:00 <Serenity> hahaha
58:00 <TheRiddler> I'm told in tafe to avoid wikipedia
58:00 <Serenity> if you use wiki in anything for uni you fail
58:00 <Bastardly_One> correct TheRiddler
58:00 <Bastardly_One> yep
58:00 <ilmRg1InT> yes, i'm clearly a university student.
59:00 <Bastardly_One> same with tafe
59:00 <ShadowLurker> same with life
59:00 <faux> god i already want to vomit
59:00 <TheRiddler> why faux?
59:00 <simba> you use wiki to see what official line is pushed with something then you go actually find out the truth on any other site
59:00 <Bastardly_One> yes
59:00 <Serenity> 19:44 4 Oct 11	<MrsLurker> watching keep up appearances while fist pumping myself singing god save the queen
00:00 <Bastardly_One> MrsLurker
00:00 <Bastardly_One> shit nick
00:00 <doctor> use wiki, just check the references and citations bellow and use them if they're credible
00:00 <Bastardly_One> doctor, never thought of that you know
00:00 <ATS63> Less faggotry, more burrito
00:00 <ATS63> Please
01:00 <damio> lol
01:00 <Bastardly_One> he said please
01:00 <TheRiddler> who is mslurker
01:00 <doctor> im cooking tacos for dinner
01:00 <doctor> thought i'd spoil myself
01:00 <ATS63> doctor: you're late for taco tuesday
01:00 <Serenity> 14:31 15 Sep 11	*02:28:45 PM* <@Tongue_Tornado> hey... ShadowLurker if you were on a bus full of gay men.. would you get off ? *02:31:17 PM* <@ShadowLurker> Tongue_Tornado id be sitting in a huge fucking high heel on top of the bus wearing a 40ft satin dress mate
02:00 <doctor> pay no heed to the days, go by the heart!
02:00 <damio> hahahaha more gold
02:00 <Serenity> 6:31 12 Sep 11	<@Serenity> now im sweating like picard at a high-5 concert
03:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
03:00 <damio> ahahaha
03:00 <damio> oh man
03:00 <simba> high 5 
03:00 <Bastardly_One> maybe she was high when she wrote that
05:00 <Floss> hi 5 pfft
05:00 <Floss> im a wiggles girl
05:00 <Bastardly_One> oh man they are so shit now 
05:00 <TheRiddler> lolll
05:00 <Floss> its nothing without greg
05:00 <ATS63> Hey, fuckin
05:00 <ATS63> I do believe I said please
05:00 <Bastardly_One> anthony should just retire the aussie version
05:00 <Serenity> 7:59 12 Oct 11	[21:07] <Serenity> drown in semen cunt
06:00 <TheRiddler> the group of hi-5 look like they get high
06:00 <TheRiddler> lol
06:00 <ATS63> The hi-5 chicks are pretty cute
06:00 <ATS63> I'd put one through 'em
07:00 <Floss> none of the kids in the crowd look interested in whats happening, they have a scream over lol
07:00 <Serenity> 20:36 8 Nov 11	[8:34pm] <@Serenity> sunbaking with oil on u [8:34pm] <@Serenity> thats smart [8:34pm] <faux> oil = tan quicker but dangerous lol [8:35pm] <@Serenity> no shit [8:35pm] <@Daniel> well, if she's dying of cancer, ya know she's gonna be in to some kinky shit
07:00 <Serenity> LOL daniel rocks
07:00 <mrdanger> quoting yourself like a boss
08:00 <Serenity> its a quote for daniel
08:00 <Bastardly_One> you need the lot of that for daniel's bit 
08:00 <Bastardly_One> what great timing 
08:00 <mrdanger> and so was the hi-5 and semen one?
08:00 <mrdanger> seems legit
08:00 <Serenity> i didnt add them to the quote page dickhead
08:00 <Mew> Awww pirate has quotes on there
08:00 <simba> let Serenity love herself in public
09:00 <mrdanger> lol, shes getting upset
09:00 <mrdanger> im sorry for pointing it out
09:00 <Serenity> yes.. really upset
09:00 <Serenity> you people need help registering actual emotions
09:00 <Floss> is there a quote of you being upset
09:00 <mrdanger> I would quote myself as well, but that's coz I say cool shit
09:00 <ATS63> Serenity: is it done with NickOP or ChanOP?
09:00 <Serenity> no
09:00 <British^Meat> pirate is my favourite pirate, ladyboy, and ben
09:00 <mrdanger> post-op
09:00 <ATS63> EmoOP
10:00 <Floss> LOL post op
10:00 <Mew> I can't remember how to get to quotes on that page
10:00 <Serenity> would you like me to add the person who quoted it for you mrdanger
10:00 <Mew> ;(
10:00 <Serenity> would tht make you feel better
10:00 <Fez> Handbra?
10:00 <mrdanger> Serenity: no thanks, its still pretty sad
10:00 <Serenity> yes incredibly
10:00 <mrdanger> yup
11:00 <Serenity> 16:27 1 Nov 11	(16:26:15) (demon`): i've never seen a bird lick her own box b4 (16:26:37) (Doodle): clearly you've never met gir's mum
11:00 <Serenity> rofl
11:00 <Floss> ugh i want cake but im not allowed to be a fat cunt
11:00 <Floss> anymore
12:00 <Bastardly_One> lol @ that
12:00 <Bastardly_One> that's ... harsh
12:00 <Serenity> 20:18 30 Nov 11	[23:15] * bvrajdd ([email protected]) has joined #cbf <faux> bvrajdd I FUCKING HATE YOU <faux> I AM GOING TO RIP YOUR INTESTINES OUT WITH PLIERS THROUGH YOUR NOSE AND MAKE YOUR SNIFF YOUR DIGESTED FOOD THEN IM GOING TO CHOKE YOU WITH YOUR OWN SMALL INTESTINE [23:16] * bvrajdd ([email protected]) Quit (Quit: ) <faux> yeh thought so bitch.
12:00 <British^Meat> surely u can have cake, u dont HAVE to eat the whole thing
12:00 <Bastardly_One> I've just eaten half a block of kit-kat in under 5 mins
12:00 <Floss> ALL OR NOONE
13:00 <Bastardly_One> that was faux? wow 
13:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
13:00 <Bastardly_One> if she was serious I don't think I've ever seen her that mad
13:00 <Floss> bit long winded
14:00 <Serenity> 20:08 5 Jan 12	[23:05] <Aero-> get a fist UP A PIG U STINKING WOG CUNT [23:05] <Aero-> HAHAHAHAHA [23:06] <faux> yum i love pig. thats why i ate your mum out. [23:06] <Aero-> * Added *!*[email protected] to ignore list
14:00 <Bastardly_One> I just have never seen her that truly angry
14:00 <simba> its not anger u dope
14:00 <simba> its called irc
14:00 <simba> being funney on irc
14:00 <Bastardly_One> get fucked cunt ... I said if she was serious
15:00 <simba> #_#_#_##_#_#_#
15:00 <simba> <paul_banks> i have an internet life outside of irc u know
15:00 <ShadowLurker> ************
16:00 <Bastardly_One> G* F*CK Y**RS*LF
16:00 <Serenity> 09:12 16 Dec 11	[9:11am] <@Daniel> any cocks worth sucking [9:11am] * @ShadowLurker whips it out for Daniel [9:11am] <@Daniel> lol what a fucking fag
16:00 <Serenity> LOL
16:00 <Serenity> longie needs to bring daniel back
16:00 <Bastardly_One> would you like to buy a vowel?
17:00 <Bastardly_One> I dunno
17:00 <Bastardly_One> I think daniel would get as tiring as Picard after a while
17:00 <Serenity> no way
17:00 <Serenity> because its new every day
18:00 <Serenity> ShadowLurker was he giving you the code still?
18:00 <Bastardly_One> funny as when it times up right
18:00 <mrdanger> we dont need daniel we have beehhh
18:00 <simba> it got bad when beagle would start replying to it
18:00 <mrdanger> and sometimes josh
18:00 <Bastardly_One> good point there about new all the time as opposed to those 3
18:00 <mrdanger> to ramble nonsense
18:00 <Bastardly_One> lol simba
18:00 <Serenity> 4:38 20 Jan 12	<@gir> kitty got me into listening Danzig <@gir> fucking cool band <@Daniel> fucking slut she is <@Maurice> Fuck you Daniel <@Daniel> At least fat bitches can lose weight. <@Daniel> but have a look at her for fucks sake. <@Daniel> ive had some fucking hideous...
18:00 <Bastardly_One> there was an op that set it off all the time that thought it was hilarious
18:00 <Bastardly_One> honestly got annoying in the end I thought
19:00 <Serenity> beagle replying to daniel is as funny as pieter and excessive replying to my random predictive text
19:00 <Serenity> lol
19:00 <TheRiddler> ownd
19:00 <Bastardly_One> then again Rattlesnake was annoying too 
19:00 <Bastardly_One> the op in love with Daniel
20:00 <TheRiddler> charmed did a buffy
20:00 <Bastardly_One> oh god
20:00 <Bastardly_One> don't mention the E word
20:00 <TheRiddler> e word?
20:00 <Serenity> 19:57 10 Jan 12	<CUTE-BUT-PSYCHO> ur all fat' <+faux> fat can be shed, but your ugly face remains teh same forever
21:00 <Bastardly_One> ARGH!
21:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck I hate that bitch
21:00 <Bastardly_One> she g-lined me one night from his pc
22:00 <Bastardly_One> geez Dan has some bad taste
23:00 <Student> learning process
23:00 <Serenity> she was a fucking mutt and a half
23:00 <Bastardly_One> not a learning process
23:00 <Bastardly_One> he just has some shit taste
24:00 <Serenity> he gave her ops here no trial or anything lol and then she banned everyone and he had to delete her
24:00 <Serenity> and she got really upset rofl
24:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
24:00 <Bastardly_One> when he found out what she did with his PC
24:00 <Bastardly_One> he asked me really nicely to keep it under my hat
24:00 <Bastardly_One> I did, but not for her sake 
24:00 <Serenity> so naturally you told everyone
24:00 <Serenity> lol
25:00 <Bastardly_One> nope :P
25:00 <Student> ha ha 
25:00 <Bastardly_One> Dan I have a heap of time and respect for 
25:00 <mrdanger> I hate you guys
26:00 <Bastardly_One> you know the dollar maccas cheeseburger ad?
26:00 <Serenity> we hate you too <3
26:00 <Bastardly_One> THANKS TIM!
26:00 <Bastardly_One> told him that he looks like that guy the other day
26:00 <Bastardly_One> he so does
26:00 <Serenity> 20:18 29 Jan 12	(20:18:21) (Sgt-Splode): Q: How do you know if a Chinese guy has burgled your house? A: The dishes are done, the computer's fixed and the carpet's been cleaned ... but half an hour later, he's still trying to reverse the 4WD out of the driveway.
27:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
28:00 <TheRiddler> lol that maccas ad is 1 of their best
30:00 <Bastardly_One> still looks like him
31:00 <Bastardly_One> he had no answer which tends to give me the impression he was like
31:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah it does too
31:00 <Bastardly_One> "ive seen that ad"
31:00 <ShadowLurker> serenity
32:00 <ShadowLurker> yea hes still moving house but soon hes gunna dig up the code and ill port it
33:00 <Serenity> 13:19 24 Feb 12	<faux> slutty sez porn <@Daniel> shes fucking matt damon! <@PedroBeartinez> she is not Daniel <@Daniel> yeah for sure, it is a fucking shame he didnt get to do many movies
34:00 <ShadowLurker> lolol
34:00 <Serenity> god turbos back
35:00 <TheRiddler> lol
35:00 <Serenity> he must be cold
35:00 <ShadowLurker> lol
36:00 <Serenity> 21:27 14 Apr 12	<@Maurice> Mark Wahlberg <@Maurice> I still have dreams of him fingering me on a rollercoastter
36:00 <Serenity> me too maurice. me too.
36:00 <ShadowLurker> hahahahahaha
39:00 <Serenity> [4:52pm] <slimjim> heres whats in it *breaths inn* lettuce, roast; carrot, capssicum, onion. gerkin, beetroot, mix of sprouts, chicken with taco seasons, ham wih satay, carrots cajun, cashuers and macadamians, cucumber, tomatoe french dressing ahhhh
39:00 <Doodle> CASHUERS
40:00 <Serenity> macadamians
40:00 <Serenity> lol
40:00 <simba> french dressing ie. black and yellows imitation french mayo
41:00 <Serenity> leasthe was kind of normal as slimjim
41:00 <simba> are u srs
41:00 <simba> that was his demented days
42:00 <Serenity> hes way more demented now
42:00 <Serenity> before it was reality mixed with moments of idiocy now its just full time idiocy with flashes of reality
43:00 <simba> didnt u see my quote from him b4
43:00 <TheRiddler> hi OceanicChic
44:00 <Serenity> i did simba
44:00 <Serenity> hes WORSE now
44:00 <Serenity> seriously go idle in cats for a day
44:00 <simba> No.
45:00 <Serenity> 0:24 25 Jul 12	<simba> i heard Kitty eats kfc during sex
46:00 <TheRiddler> can gir confirm this?
46:00 <TheRiddler> :p
46:00 <simba> gros
46:00 <simba> nne
46:00 <simba> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Web007rzSOI
46:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Billie Holiday-Strange fruit- HD (Dec 22, 2011) 3:03 - Category: Music - 685,045 - 4,215 likes (98.4%), 68 dislikes (1.6%)
47:00 <Serenity> reach in and pull out a 3 piece
49:00 <ShadowLurker> (21:37:37) (faux): FUCK YOU FAPBAWT (21:37:40) (faux): IM THE INJURED ONE. (21:37:42) (fapbawt): shut up, you cum-account
50:00 <TheRiddler> lol
51:00 <TheRiddler> lumeah is the krarken :p
51:00 <TheRiddler> -r
51:00 <ShadowLurker> (00:22:46) (Serenity): domestic violence.. australia says no. Unless you're being fucked. thats totes ok
51:00 <ShadowLurker> :}
51:00 <Bastardly_One> fap was a modified slutty drop yes?
51:00 <Bastardly_One> and Dyldo's right?
52:00 <ShadowLurker> they were different
52:00 <Bastardly_One> I thought they were the same eggdrop
52:00 <Bastardly_One> all good
52:00 <Bastardly_One> was just askin'
52:00 <ShadowLurker> eggdrop yes
52:00 <ShadowLurker> script no
52:00 <ShadowLurker> (23:49:49) (Serenity): [Maverick] why are you in such a good mood (23:50:31) ([Maverick]): do you want grumpy darcy back? (23:51:08) (Serenity): no i wanna know who/or what.. has clearly made you drop your load and be like a freshly fucked virgin
53:00 <Serenity> woah i dont remember that
53:00 <simba> darcy is a cute name it makes me think of pigtails and flowers
54:00 <ShadowLurker> darcerina ballarina
54:00 <ShadowLurker> o.o @
54:00 <ShadowLurker> [22:37] <Sgt-Splode> I want to fuck a Down's Syndrome woman and giggle as she makes a roar like a demon from Hell as she cums, her super-tight hoohah clenching uncontrollably around my dick
54:00 <Serenity> ..........
54:00 <Serenity> lol
55:00 <Serenity> he was unique that one
55:00 <ShadowLurker> (23:01:41) (RunawayPrincess): I want a chihuahua (23:02:11) (Serenity): id thermomix that fucker for nachos
56:00 <ShadowLurker> (19:02:49) (Serenity): my fucking tit HURTS! (19:03:52) (MrDobilina): what did you do to your tit? (19:16:45) (Doodle): she got it caught in the automatic doors at ye olde sex shoppe
56:00 <ShadowLurker> ROFL
56:00 <Serenity> :<
56:00 <Q{> BOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
56:00 <Q{> http://imgur.com/a/YF9DH#0
57:00 <Q{> so what happened to splode?
57:00 <ShadowLurker> *03:23:53 PM* <Doodle> don't you hate it when you go to preheat the oven and there is a pizza in there from fuck knows how long ago
57:00 <Serenity> lol
58:00 <Doodle> YES
58:00 <Doodle> I DO
58:00 <Serenity> how stoned were you
58:00 <ShadowLurker> 255 results for doodle
58:00 <ShadowLurker> let us peruse
58:00 <Doodle> when
59:00 <ShadowLurker> (20:41:36) (Doodle): every time i go to noodle box i park outside the sex shop (20:41:44) (Doodle): to fool people into thinking i have a sex life
59:00 <Doodle> haha
59:00 <Doodle> i still do that
59:00 <ShadowLurker> (13:28:30) (SeZz): and i remember as a kid laying on the couch as she was vacuuming humming to the tone of the vacuum (13:29:11) (Doodle): is that how you learnt how to give such ace hummers sezz?
59:00 <Serenity> lol
59:00 <Doodle> hahaha
59:00 <ShadowLurker> *06:22:32 PM* <@Doodle> poodleman put it in my bum ages ago, i still haven't removed it
00:00 <simba> ive forgotten what splodes "thing" was
00:00 <Doodle> that would be courtesy of [Maverick]
00:00 <simba> hes jsut some nickname 2 me now
00:00 <Serenity> he has aspergers didnt he
00:00 <ShadowLurker> *03:52:20 PM* <@SeZz> i just want steak *03:52:23 PM* <@SeZz> and a big fuck off cundae *03:52:28 PM* <@ShadowLurker> CUNDAE *03:52:30 PM* <Doodle> CUNDAE *03:52:34 PM* <@LoveShark> CUNDAE *03:52:34 PM* <@ShadowLurker> fruedian
01:00 <ShadowLurker> <RedFang> do this "RedFang unzips <Doodle> if i was dying of lack of rainbows and your wang was a rainbow shooting pump action life giving gun i still wouldn;t go near it
01:00 <ShadowLurker> ROFL
02:00 <Serenity> lol
02:00 <Doodle> hahaha
02:00 <ShadowLurker> (16:28:32) (Doodle): did you bang grug or something (16:28:37) (fawks): yes (16:28:56) (fawks): Your dad needed a break
02:00 <Doodle> :o
03:00 <ShadowLurker> [19:40] <@Doodle> oh yayyyy temp is dropping faster than gir to his knees at a blowjob convention
04:00 <ShadowLurker> <@Daniel> doodle's vagina is second to none
04:00 <ShadowLurker> ROFL
04:00 <ShadowLurker> [06:13:35 @Doodle] [19:12] <faux> i started masturbating at 9 <- holy fk thats like 10 hours
05:00 <psYbR> lol
05:00 <simba> lol
05:00 <simba> 9 @_@
05:00 <ShadowLurker> wise words
05:00 <ShadowLurker> <@Doodle> fapping is like shopping <@Doodle> you go in, get what you want, and get out
06:00 <Doodle> amen
06:00 <simba> women r totally different shoppers tho
06:00 <ShadowLurker> <Doodle> if i could reach i wouldn;t be licking my arse thats for sure
06:00 <Doodle> lol fkn hell
07:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
07:00 <Bastardly_One> you come up with some shockers
07:00 <Bastardly_One> if it went back to Sesh_ I'm sure it'd fine worse
07:00 <Bastardly_One> you're always usually funny though
07:00 <ShadowLurker> <faux> ive never seen doodle admit hes wrong <@Doodle> i have <@Doodle> i was wrong about you faux <@Doodle> you're not as easy as i thought
07:00 <Doodle> lol
08:00 <ShadowLurker> Doodle and i used to fight furiously
08:00 <ShadowLurker> it was great
08:00 <Doodle> did we
08:00 <Doodle> i must have been bent
08:00 <ShadowLurker> back in #facebook
08:00 <Bastardly_One> I seriously miss Sonia
08:00 <ShadowLurker> thatd make 1
08:00 <ShadowLurker> 1112Doodle11 he blew me off today
09:00 <Serenity> i doubt she remebers you lol
09:00 <ShadowLurker> dafq
09:00 <ShadowLurker> (Doodle): he blew me off today
09:00 <Bastardly_One> she should
09:00 <Bastardly_One> she took my ops elsewhere
09:00 <Bastardly_One> was her mission
09:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
09:00 <ShadowLurker> *04:06:58 PM* <@Serenity> so thats what a gasket thingy looks like <@Serenity> dunno what i was expecting but it wasnt that <@Doodle> does it look like a bathtub full of giraffes sezz <@Serenity> YES!
09:00 <Doodle> teehehe
09:00 <Bastardly_One> and she suspended me here a couple of times
11:00 <Shadowgate> Doodle did a funnyh laugh it was funny lol
11:00 <Shadowgate> <Doodle> teehehe
11:00 <simba> cram it Shadowgate
11:00 <Doodle> [15:11] <Shadowgate> <Doodle> teehehe
12:00 <ShadowLurker> *09:00:43 PM* <fawks> I don't like schnitzel but I eat crumbed cocks
12:00 <ShadowLurker> (16:48:38) (faux): Yummmm I just shoved the whole tub of cocks up my nose
13:00 <simba> crumpetz
14:00 <ShadowLurker> Mon Mar 28 15:39:06 2011 <PandasDontDrive> id suck ten cocks if itd make me 5 grand
14:00 <Bastardly_One> .
14:00 <Bastardly_One> he'd probably suck 20 nowdays
14:00 <Bastardly_One> oh that's right
15:00 <Bastardly_One> his mother would pay for it ... 2 PS4s m8
15:00 <simba> hed suck a cock just to be in a room with another human
15:00 <simba> get some social interaction
15:00 <ShadowLurker> LOL
16:00 <ShadowLurker> at least he wouldnt be talking
16:00 <simba> i bet hed be like oi bro stand here so i can type on irc at the same time kk xD
17:00 <Bastardly_One> lol @ both of you
17:00 <ShadowLurker> wot
17:00 <Bastardly_One> the thing is there's probably an element of truth to that
18:00 <simba> an Element of truth
18:00 <Bastardly_One> and you guys have had to put up with him a lot longer than I have
18:00 <Doodle> ernerlermernterftrerth
18:00 <fawks> now we have to put up with you
19:00 <Doodle> OH SNAP
19:00 <Bastardly_One> oh, you're paying attention
19:00 <simba> HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
19:00 <Doodle> gurrrrrrrrrrl
19:00 <Bastardly_One> I'll idle :P
19:00 <ShadowLurker> ern erlermahnt erf trerth
19:00 <fawks> yes i joined 5 minutes ago
19:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I saw that
19:00 <simba> ehmergehrd its fehrkeshs
19:00 <Bastardly_One> but you've said shit since hello
19:00 <Bastardly_One> forever ago
19:00 <fawks> um what
20:00 <fawks> i didn't even say hello
20:00 <ShadowLurker> fawks u missed all the quote remenissing
20:00 <Doodle> its my way of saying hello
20:00 <simba> wtf lol http://pettyhurts.tumblr.com/post/78134850157/which-voice-is-rihannas
20:00 <fawks> remenissing
20:00 <fawks> hai dewdel <3
20:00 <Doodle> <3
20:00 <fawks> i was 'um whatting' at b1fag
20:00 <Doodle> SUP G
20:00 <Doodle> yeah i know lol
20:00 <Bastardly_One> you said hello like hours ago ... I made some obnoxious hello smurf or some shit
20:00 <Doodle> i was being facetious
20:00 <fawks> what the fuck does that have to do with anything b1
21:00 <fawks> i quit since then, and rejoined 5 minutes ago
21:00 <fawks> any good ones ShadowLurker?
21:00 <ShadowLurker> b1s all confused
21:00 <Bastardly_One> never noticed the quit apparently
21:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah what he said
21:00 <Bastardly_One> carry on
21:00 <ShadowLurker> theyre all good ones
21:00 <fawks> lol
21:00 <ShadowLurker> like
21:00 <ShadowLurker> *01:12:37 PM* <ShadowLurker> *09:00:43 PM* <fawks> I don't like schnitzel but I eat crumbed cocks
21:00 <ShadowLurker> *01:12:53 PM* <ShadowLurker> (16:48:38) (faux): Yummmm I just shoved the whole tub of cocks up my nose
21:00 <fawks> excuse me
21:00 <Doodle> haha
21:00 <fawks> the second last one you made up
21:00 <fawks> LOL
21:00 <Doodle> chewbacox
21:00 <fawks> ffs vicks
22:00 <ShadowLurker> lol
22:00 <fawks> autocorrect is baaad
22:00 <Doodle> oh its tubbacox
22:00 <fawks> i also love schnitzel
22:00 <fawks> LIES
22:00 <fawks> ALL LIES.
22:00 <Doodle> ermergerd terbercerx
22:00 <simba> system of a canetoad
22:00 <fawks> i feel like a cigar
23:00 <Doodle> wtf why
23:00 <fawks> i don't even know why
23:00 <Doodle> oh
23:00 <Doodle> nm
23:00 <simba> wierd cos u look like a bong ~~L~O~L~L~
23:00 <fawks> i just wanna huff a huge cigar
23:00 <ShadowLurker> (narcoleptic): i wanna know if 38 inches will be too big for me.
23:00 <fawks> LOL
23:00 <Doodle> what if i paint my knob brown
23:00 <fawks> that was about a guitar ok
23:00 <Doodle> and put a gold ring around it
23:00 <fawks> you dont even need the paint dewdel
23:00 <simba> if u like it put a ring on it
23:00 <Doodle> lol
23:00 <Doodle> gurrrrrrrrrrl
24:00 <fawks> id huff that shroom faster than something rly fast
24:00 <Doodle> lolllllllll
24:00 <fawks> i feel like huff dat shroom should be a hip hop song
24:00 <ShadowLurker> *11:35:07 AM* <@fawks> I almost dropped a shit on my foot
24:00 <fawks> LOL
24:00 <fawks> what
24:00 <Doodle> booya, huff dat shroom 
24:00 <fawks> what could i have meant
24:00 <fawks> a shit
24:00 <Doodle> shirt?
25:00 <ShadowLurker> 1822	ShadowLurker	14:33 8 Jan 13	*02:33:34 PM* <@fawks> he rammed me in my butt ok
25:00 <ShadowLurker> 1817	[Maverick]	18:39 7 Jan 13	<@fawks> Won't be able to shit right for a week
25:00 <ShadowLurker> 1816	stompin	18:37 7 Jan 13	<@fawks> This smells like its gonnna burn my butt
25:00 <fawks> omg all out of context
25:00 <fawks> first was a car
25:00 <fawks> second darcy made up
25:00 <fawks> and third was indian food
25:00 <fawks> lmao
25:00 <ShadowLurker> *12:17:28 PM* <@fawks> Teh bike is cool cos you can eatdoritos whilst riding in front of teh tv
25:00 <fawks> HAHHAHAHAHAHA
26:00 <Doodle> 4 faux:
26:00 <Doodle> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WaZ_JHWRboQ
26:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Throat singing by Hosoo (Jul 23, 2009) 0:50 - Category: Music - 79,793 - 164 likes (97.6%), 4 dislikes (2.4%)
26:00 <fawks> LOL
26:00 <ShadowLurker> im not searching for my quotes
26:00 <Doodle> mongolian throat singing
26:00 <ShadowLurker> except my fave
26:00 <fawks> LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL this is the best
26:00 <Doodle> sounds hot
26:00 <Doodle> rihanna should do it
26:00 <ShadowLurker> *02:28:45 PM* <@Tongue_Tornado> hey... ShadowLurker if you were on a bus full of gay men.. would you get off ? *02:31:17 PM* <@ShadowLurker> Tongue_Tornado id be sitting in a huge fucking high heel on top of the bus wearing a 40ft satin dress mate
26:00 <fawks> its like a didgeridoo
26:00 <Doodle> on her next single
26:00 <fawks> ROFL
26:00 <Doodle> looool
26:00 <fawks> doodle pls make a video of you doing that
26:00 <Doodle> LOL
27:00 <Doodle> umm
27:00 <fawks> UAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH fuck
27:00 <Doodle> it would be just 3 mins of me clearing my throat
27:00 <Doodle> and coughing
27:00 <fawks> llolol
27:00 <fawks> im going to record it for u
27:00 <Doodle> looool
27:00 <Doodle> i want it to be my ring tone
27:00 <Doodle> it would wake me the fuck up thats for sure
28:00 <fawks> rofl
28:00 <Doodle> waaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
28:00 <fawks> i just choked and died
28:00 <Doodle> lol
28:00 <Doodle> uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
28:00 <fawks> niggas
28:00 <Doodle> eeeerrrryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyoooooooooooo
28:00 <simba> RAAAHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
29:00 <fawks> ROFL
29:00 <fawks> ok
29:00 <fawks> check your phone
29:00 <fawks> feck
29:00 <ShadowLurker> also fawks
29:00 <ShadowLurker> ur ranked 9th
29:00 <ShadowLurker> http://wearecunts.com/stats/melbourne.html
29:00 <fawks> i almost sent it to my dad
29:00 <Doodle> LOLLLLLLL
30:00 <Doodle> you're a natural
30:00 <ShadowLurker> rofl oops sorry dad
30:00 <fawks> lollll
30:00 <fawks> cos 
30:00 <fawks> doodle
30:00 <fawks> and dad
30:00 <fawks> yes i have him saved as doodle
30:00 <Doodle> derdle
30:00 <Doodle> derd
30:00 <Doodle> see
30:00 <fawks> WTF is my quote
30:00 <fawks> "Dad used to make me do it to ease me into it" 
30:00 <fawks> :|
30:00 <Doodle> hahaha
30:00 <fawks> what was i talking bout
30:00 <simba> lmbo
30:00 <fawks> lolllllllll
30:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Ice Cube- You Can Do It (Put Your Back Into It).mp3 (5.92MB 128kbps Stereo 6:28)
30:00 <simba> driving?
31:00 <fawks> ohh possibly
31:00 <fawks> u sah smart simby
31:00 <fawks> DOODLE
31:00 <fawks> UR TURN
31:00 <fawks> record now pls ty
31:00 <Doodle> lol no fkn way
31:00 <ShadowLurker> :o
31:00 <simba> dad can do it put your ass in to it
31:00 <simba> now im singign that
31:00 <fawks> omg
31:00 <fawks> party pooper
31:00 <Doodle> just cos you're prepared to mogolian throat sing your way to the top
31:00 <fawks> rofl
32:00 <Doodle> i want to put it on my resume
32:00 <psYbR> tuvan throat singing is where its at
32:00 <Doodle> just to see if they ask me to do it
32:00 <fawks> how good was it
32:00 <ShadowLurker> *05:07:17-am* <faux> I was afraid to call and order piZa
32:00 <ShadowLurker> *05:07:32-am* <faux> Dad used to make me do it to ease me into it
32:00 <ATS63> Please Ana_Ng. We need trivia
32:00 <fawks> ohhhhh thats it
32:00 <fawks> when we were talkinga bout phones etc
32:00 <fawks> piZa
32:00 <fawks> now i can talk for a decade on the phone
32:00 <fawks> doesnt bother me
33:00 <psYbR> i literally have unlimited phone use, for free
33:00 <psYbR> galaxy s4
33:00 <fawks> ok
33:00 <psYbR> that includes data :3
33:00 <ilmRg1InT> sweet, new ip range online and routing.
33:00 <fawks> lol @ b1 being number one on that list
33:00 <fawks> look at how many lines written :|
34:00 <Loof> S5 is where it's at
34:00 <psYbR> u got one loof?
34:00 <Loof> Yeah
34:00 <psYbR> yeah nice, like it?
34:00 <ShadowLurker> 2x as many as anyone else
35:00 <Loof> Love it
35:00 <psYbR> ever gotten it wet? :3
35:00 <Loof> Yep
35:00 <Bastardly_One> wha?
35:00 <psYbR> like underwater?
35:00 <Loof> Yeah
35:00 <psYbR> nice. I wouldn't mind one for that reason if nothing else
35:00 <psYbR> they shoot awesome video
35:00 <Loof> I wash it under the tap
35:00 <Bastardly_One> what list/stats?
36:00 <simba> what happened to the note 2/3
36:00 <ShadowLurker> http://wearecunts.com/stats/melbourne.html <-- Bastardly_One
36:00 <Loof> Zac broke it
36:00 <simba> O Shi
36:00 <Loof> Note 2
36:00 <psYbR> my friend has a note3, frikken huge
37:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck ME
37:00 <simba> theyd be sick
37:00 <Bastardly_One> that's a fuckload of lines
37:00 <Bastardly_One> chat, whatever
37:00 <Loof> Xperia is bigger
37:00 <Loof> Sony
39:00 <simba> Loof jacks off to pictures of croc dundee
40:00 <fawks> evidence that b1 never shuts teh fuck up
40:00 <Bastardly_One> we knew that
40:00 <Loof> ^
40:00 <fawks> ^^^^^
41:00 <Bastardly_One> why log on to idle?
41:00 <Bastardly_One> you can do that without being here
42:00 <simba> is it that black and white
42:00 <simba> either idle or type non stop
42:00 <simba> wheres the middle ground we all yearn 4
43:00 <simba> Yearn 4 Middle Ground
43:00 <Bastardly_One> don't like it put me on ignore
43:00 <Bastardly_One> pretty easy
43:00 <simba> no need to get touchy im just wondering where the middle ground is at
44:00 <Bastardly_One> no need for a bitchy comment either
44:00 <Bastardly_One> I'll speak how I feel like 
44:00 <fawks> lmao
44:00 <Bastardly_One> there's ignore :)
44:00 <simba> " is it that black and white" isnt a bitchy comment
50:00 <exem> lol @ Picard / Matthew / Modular love triangle on the relation map.  like a billiard rack sitting in #melbourne that's just been removed after they all join and everyone is just waiting for one of them to provoke the other with the first shot
51:00 <simba> lol Modular.. he joined for like 2 weeks to find some people to pick on
51:00 <exem> that's some damn thick warning colour lines there
52:00 <exem> are those lines saying i talk the most to simba and beehhh
53:00 <exem> not surprised about beehhh though
54:00 <exem> doctor and i were right. i said friday had a massive dip at night (not a surprise) and he said mondays were very popular
55:00 <exem> let's all perform integral calculations to make sure
56:00 <exem> b1's performance is is even higher than #2 + #3 combined!
57:00 <Bastardly_One> yep
57:00 <exem> dont get slack
57:00 <exem> keep it up
58:00 <exem> you're powering up #melb singlehandedly
59:00 <simba> power up !!!
00:00 <exem> so with the thick red line btween Serenity and B1. i'll assume that's B1 referring to her nick and Serenity using his nickname back to stop it
00:00 <exem> :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
01:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
01:00 <Bastardly_One> same with Maurice
01:00 <Bastardly_One> STFU ALREADY!
01:00 <Bastardly_One> WHO IS THAT? SHUT UP
02:00 <simba> every soundboy shut up !
02:00 <exem> if only these nodes could be dragable to make it more clear who is speaking to whom
02:00 <exem> ill write it!
03:00 <exem> #melbourne bukkake map
03:00 <exem> cum
03:00 <simba> lol http://youtu.be/rEsDsEB24IE
03:00 <BlackDevil> hmmm bukkake
03:00 <exem> who's gonna be at the centre
03:00 <simba> this is disgusting
03:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Lil B - Kurt Angle ( Dec 24, 2013) 4:05 - Category: Music - 8,045 - 62 likes (88.6%), 8 dislikes (11.4%)
04:00 <simba> call me kurt angle
05:00 <NeoGeo64> HELLO FROM AMERICA
05:00 <NeoGeo64> 205AM
06:00 <Bastardly_One> you sure are American
06:00 <psYbR> HELLO FROM AUSTRALIA
06:00 <psYbR> 406PM
06:00 <Bastardly_One> you can't even spell oxycodine right
08:00 <Mew> http://youtube.com/watch?v=LDZX4ooRsWs
08:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Nicki Minaj - Anaconda (Aug 19, 2014) 4:50 - Category: Music - 301+ views - 46,911 likes (93.7%), 3,147 dislikes (6.3%)
08:00 <Mew> that's a whole video clip about her butt
08:00 <BlackDevil> this
09:00 <BlackDevil> is
09:00 <BlackDevil> amazing
09:00 <BlackDevil> Mew
09:00 <BlackDevil> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SoXLXB-s9_o
09:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Baton twirling Regional 2011 part-2-2 (Feb 21, 2011) 1:48 - Category: Sports - 106,718 - 210 likes (96.8%), 7 dislikes (3.2%)
09:00 <Mew> Lol you baton twirling crepe
09:00 <BlackDevil> watch
09:00 <BlackDevil> the girl
09:00 <Mew> stop
09:00 <Mew> Typing like
09:00 <Mew> Pandas
09:00 <Mew> Uno
10:00 <BlackDevil> panda and
10:00 <BlackDevil> i are mates
10:00 <Mew> Lmao staaaahp
10:00 <psYbR> thats hectic BlackDevil 
10:00 <BlackDevil> can you fap to this? http://38.media.tumblr.com/9eaabbaf1cd1926ea47fa39f5d755518/tumblr_naj95wuf5j1ts10q9o1_1280.jpg
11:00 <exem> ill baby sit your kids
11:00 <exem> in front of you
11:00 <exem> it's funny
11:00 <exem> it's fun
11:00 <exem> now i get it
12:00 <exem> doesnt matter if they're male or female
12:00 <exem> so bi rn in rl
20:00 <British^Meat> simba: Has kicked out 46 people
20:00 <British^Meat> lolf, had ops for how long?
20:00 <simba> not 2 sure
20:00 <British^Meat> 46 days even?
20:00 <British^Meat> :)
21:00 <BlackDevil> British^Meat http://vidmax.com/video/76198-Cute-girl-has-a-hilarious-compilation-of-random-pranks
23:00 <British^Meat> sounds shit
23:00 <simba> think it was late june
23:00 <British^Meat> i aint clicking it
23:00 <simba> time fliez wen ur havin fun
23:00 <British^Meat> coz i honestly doubt its hilarious
23:00 <BlackDevil> not LOL
23:00 <BlackDevil> in real
23:00 <BlackDevil> but chuckles
24:00 <British^Meat> nup
24:00 <BlackDevil> lol fez got zlined
24:00 <BlackDevil> douche
24:00 <British^Meat> he sorta sucks anyways
26:00 <Serenity> im.pissed im that high on that list
27:00 <BlackDevil> high?
28:00 <exem> im only not in the top becaus eof a techicality
29:00 <exem> top ten that is
29:00 <exem> technicality*
29:00 <British^Meat> hah yer Serenity, theres a pattern with some of those users
29:00 <British^Meat> morn/noon/night/early
29:00 <exem> 2 of those users in the top 10 are duplicates
29:00 <exem> yes, i saw that too
30:00 <Serenity> theres a pattern for that on the second page
30:00 <Serenity> shadowlurker
30:00 <Serenity> you need to link pandas and slinky
31:00 <Serenity> it usually does that it's self
32:00 <ilmRg1InT> (they added the 'quit:' at the front to stop people being able to fake server-level error quits)
32:00 <Serenity> im sure most people know
33:00 <ShadowLurker> yeh erryone knows
33:00 <ShadowLurker> and yeh ill add the nick links
33:00 <Serenity> he will over take me
33:00 <ShadowLurker> i might post up a nicklink page to show the links and a form to submit corrections
33:00 <Serenity> maybe
34:00 <exem> this means i'd be in the top 10 now
34:00 <ilmRg1InT> > 'everyone knows'
34:00 <exem> means a lot to me
34:00 <ilmRg1InT> > straight after some guy claims fez got zlined
34:00 <exem> this is what shads must feel like after getting requests to be interviewed and receiving much airplay
35:00 <Serenity> no one claimed it
35:00 <ilmRg1InT> <BlackDevil> lol fez got zlined
35:00 <ilmRg1InT> <BlackDevil> douche
35:00 <ilmRg1InT> really?
35:00 <Serenity> what nicks of yours aren't linked
35:00 <exem> he's an IRCop
35:00 <exem> he would know
35:00 <exem> or at least i hope
36:00 <exem> like knowing what's an odd number
36:00 <ilmRg1InT> i wouldnt trust that.
36:00 <Serenity> hes an opper. he knows very well fez didnt get zlined
36:00 <Serenity> he says it every time
36:00 <exem> yes
36:00 <ShadowLurker> he's also the biggest fuckwit around
36:00 <ilmRg1InT> then he clearly looks like a douche
36:00 <exem> he's done heaps of z-ling himself too
36:00 <Serenity> youre new. you need to chill
36:00 <exem> ... so should know
36:00 <exem> cant wait for my first z-line from BlackDevil
37:00 <exem> might be when i DoX him spooning with Q{{ over webcam feeding him strawberries
37:00 <Serenity> lol
38:00 <Serenity> the lollypop lady at the school is different. . I hope our lady is ok
39:00 <Serenity> ahaha I had blackdicknon ignore on my phone
39:00 <Serenity> must have been a tb day
42:00 <TheRiddler> awesome
42:00 <TheRiddler> I'm watching the cube atm
42:00 <TheRiddler> not the movie the game show
42:00 <British^Meat> beagle didn't have anyone to talk to and performed 194 monologues (writing over 5 lines in a row).
42:00 <British^Meat> Bastardly One also chatted to himself 170 times.
42:00 <British^Meat> bwhaha
44:00 <TheRiddler> women are better than men putting a ball through a small hole
44:00 <Serenity> its to be noted these stats are only from like 3 months or something
44:00 <Serenity> not even
44:00 <Serenity> 1 month
44:00 <Serenity> lol
44:00 <exem> that's because they've spent so much time force feeding babies, TheRiddler 
45:00 <Serenity>  Statistics generated from Sunday 6.7.2014 to Monday 4.8.2014
45:00 <Serenity> 328 people visited #melbourne during this 30-day reporting period
45:00 <Serenity> all those lines in a month b1...
46:00 <TheRiddler> http://explosm.net/comics/3645/
46:00 <TheRiddler> lollll
47:00 <British^Meat> he's on it so much
47:00 <British^Meat> maybe keeping silent now to not add anymore stats :)
47:00 <Serenity> lol
47:00 <Serenity> and I'm second
47:00 <Serenity> wahh
48:00 <ilmRg1InT> Serenity: i'm 'new'?
48:00 <ilmRg1InT> uh, i was here at the very start of austnet
48:00 <ilmRg1InT> i've been in and out of this channel and various channels of austnet since its inception
48:00 <Serenity> have you been in here recently? no youre new
48:00 <simba> INCEPTION
48:00 <simba> it is possible to be an old noob
48:00 <ilmRg1InT> Serenity: doesnt take a whole lot to judge someone like blackdevil a douche.
49:00 <Serenity> of course he is
49:00 <Serenity> but you dont know the people here orbthe way people talk yet. you need to chill
49:00 <ilmRg1InT> *shrug*
49:00 <ilmRg1InT> i call it as i see it
49:00 <ilmRg1InT> if you dont like it, you're welcome to add me to ignore
50:00 <Serenity> im an op im not adding anyone to ignore
50:00 <ilmRg1InT> ahuh.
50:00 <ilmRg1InT> oh noes, an op.
50:00 <ShadowLurker> updated
50:00 <Serenity> but you may take advice as to not look like a bigger knob
50:00 <ilmRg1InT> move on.
50:00 <ShadowLurker> Serenity's 3rd now
50:00 <Serenity> yay im. not second!
52:00 <Serenity> exem is in the 10 now
52:00 <TheRiddler> who is 2nd now?
52:00 <Serenity> Josh
52:00 <TheRiddler> lol
52:00 <TheRiddler> of course
53:00 <TheRiddler> where am I
53:00 <ShadowLurker> im 25th
53:00 <ShadowLurker> \o/
53:00 <Serenity> look at them
53:00 <TheRiddler> where?
54:00 <TheRon> whats going on on this side?
54:00 <ATS63> haha win
54:00 <ShadowLurker> ill tidy it up when i get home
54:00 <ATS63> I didn't clean up today like I probably should have
55:00 <ShadowLurker> make it pretty
55:00 <TheRiddler> 27
55:00 <ATS63> But to make up for it, I got the sister in law to cook dinner
56:00 <ATS63> All I ever do is persuade people into doing my duties :D
56:00 <TheRon> woo hoo snubbed again
57:00 <ShadowLurker> TheRon (L:3748)
57:00 <ShadowLurker> not enough lines
57:00 <ShadowLurker> lol
57:00 <TheRon> excellent
57:00 <TheRon> i must have a ;life
58:00 <TheRon> why are there so many songs about rainbows and  whats on the otherside?
58:00 <simba> to make u wonder
58:00 <ShadowLurker> lol @ (170 single nicks were not printed because they had less than 20 lines.)
58:00 <ShadowLurker> thats a lot in 30 days
58:00 <exem> TheRon: just waiti until you listen to happy hardcore
59:00 <TheRon> not gonna happen
59:00 <exem> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8xvkYaldSd0
00:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Dj Paul Elstak - Rainbow In The Sky (Mar 29, 2007) 0 - - 2,612,192 - 4,350 likes (95.4%), 209 dislikes (4.6%)
00:00 <exem> TheRon's favourite song (secretly)
00:00 <TheRon> doof doof??
00:00 <TheRon> poof poof??
01:00 <ShadowLurker> \m/ d(^.^)b \m/ : Blaze Ya Dead Homie : E.O.D. (feat. Zodiac M-Print) [Clockwork Gray - 2007]
02:00 <TheRon> i'm up all nigth to get lucky
02:00 <TheRiddler> look at the line between matthew n picard 
02:00 <TheRiddler> lol
03:00 <TheRiddler> it's a angry thick red
03:00 <simba> toamto soup
04:00 <TheRon> curried snags
04:00 <ShadowLurker> beagle spoke the most monologues - wrote over 5 lines in a row 194 times...
04:00 <ShadowLurker> Runner-up auto-chatter: Bastardly One - was caught talking to themself 170 times.
04:00 <ShadowLurker> rofl
04:00 <simba> Embrace me... U irreplacable U....
05:00 <TheRon> who shows thme most tits
05:00 <ShadowLurker> Serenity
05:00 <TheRon> how come i miss that?
06:00 <TheRiddler> lol sezz's most recent
06:00 <TheRiddler> err
06:00 <TheRiddler> recent activity
06:00 <TheRiddler> 4.8. 3:41pm	<Serenity> i have tasmanianes disease
06:00 <TheRiddler> 3:52pm	<Serenity> im definitely an african rhino
06:00 <TheRon> i'm not a gynaecologist but i'll have a look
09:00 <TheRiddler> Saemon didn't take "no" for an answer and ended up getting kicked out 11 times.
10:00 <TheRiddler> hah
10:00 <ShadowLurker> reckon 30days is long enough period
11:00 <TheRon> ladies is 30 days enough perod
13:00 <simba> http://youtu.be/Fe462YAv0Ws
13:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Great Fairy Laugh ( Mar 9, 2011) 1:24 - Category: Gaming - 19,908 - 115 likes (98.3%), 2 dislikes (1.7%)
14:00 <TheRon> fairy laugh, i can see a matthew joke
15:00 <British^Meat> wii u
16:00 <TheRon> i rule at wii bowling
16:00 <simba> me 2
16:00 <simba> r u PRO tho?
17:00 <simba> they give u a shiny ball when u go pro.. took me lioke 5 years
17:00 <TheRon> i can play guitar hero acoustically
17:00 <Serenity> ShadowLurker make it 60
18:00 <TheRon> always remembering there ain't no second prize
19:00 <Bastardly_One> no way
19:00 <Bastardly_One> there's enough shit on there for 30
19:00 <Bastardly_One> would be over done possibly
19:00 <Serenity> .
19:00 <Serenity> its just the exact same info with different numbers
20:00 <Serenity> relax
20:00 <simba> yeah 11000
20:00 <TheRon> shadowlurker is there a stat on beers consumed?
20:00 <ShadowLurker> ill just process the whole 255days
21:00 <Serenity> yess do the lot
21:00 <doctor> a carton per week?
21:00 <Serenity> i wanna see whos the over all
21:00 <TheRon> and a half
21:00 <ilmRg1InT> you could always do both, have a different page for each
22:00 <TheRon> little red corvette, baby you're way too fast
24:00 <ShadowLurker> ill do 2 lots one for 60 days and one overall
28:00 <exem> ill upload my 1.6GB worth of #melbourne.log to pastebin.com if that will help
28:00 <exem> pastebin: 2014 IRC cloud experience
28:00 <British^Meat> since whence?
28:00 <exem> keep your logs safe even if your hard drives fail
28:00 <British^Meat> from whence to whence?
29:00 <ShadowLurker> well if i really wanted logs ill get em off dan
29:00 <ShadowLurker> direct from the servers
29:00 <ATS63> I know hard drives are cheap but are irc logs really that valuable?
29:00 <British^Meat> goddamn, i bet theres some juicy tid bits in there
30:00 <British^Meat> i only have mine from last yr when i re-formatted
30:00 <ilmRg1InT> ATS63: not really
31:00 <exem> IRC logs are valuable for typing "lmao TheRon" when you're about to compile a 'best of' dad's joek book]
31:00 <TheRon> nice
31:00 <TheRon> i log
31:00 <TheRon> my daddy he logs
31:00 <ilmRg1InT> i've never logged, never seen the point.
31:00 <exem> how many hours of dad jokes this wek?
31:00 <exem> week*
32:00 <British^Meat> i dont see the point in purposefully turning default logging off
32:00 <ilmRg1InT> your client has default logging on?
32:00 <exem> there is a purpose if you're at work
32:00 <ilmRg1InT> mine is default off 
32:00 <ilmRg1InT> *shrug*
32:00 <ilmRg1InT> exem: is there?
32:00 <British^Meat> Mirc is default on
32:00 <ilmRg1InT> i've never used mirc
32:00 <TheRon> i find toilet humour in logging
33:00 <exem> paste, TheRon 
33:00 <TheRon> i had a good log this morning
33:00 <exem> a few people use mibbit these days. not sure if that can log if you set up a private account. but not sure if you should as the site is probbly not that secure
33:00 <exem> ah that
34:00 <exem> your dad jokes are too advanced for me
34:00 <Serenity> logs are handy
35:00 <exem> im still learning to master the art of ya mum jokes
35:00 <exem> then i will advance to the next level
35:00 <TheRon> i'm moving onto "thats what she said" jokes
35:00 <ilmRg1InT> Serenity: i only used to do it on channels i was op in, or when i was an oper.  as a regular user, i've never seen the point.  my scrollback covers me enough.
35:00 <simba> how 2 do pizza https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfp1/t1.0-9/10522750_784452361592803_6607866868198711297_n.jpg
35:00 <exem> with the ultimate at the top being beehhh's ability to turn everything he touches into fool's gold
35:00 <TheRiddler> wtf
37:00 <TheRon> boom shake shake shake the room
39:00 <British^Meat> I wish #cats had a stats page....
39:00 <TheRon> cats supporters?
40:00 <TheRiddler> http://i.imgur.com/ceChe.jpg
41:00 <TheRon> fake
43:00 <simba> fake and gay
45:00 <TheRon> i left my heart to the sappers around khe sanh
46:00 <British^Meat> i like simba
47:00 <British^Meat> he's usually so thoughtful and insightful
47:00 <British^Meat> but this time he is WRONG
47:00 <TheRon> fake or gay?
47:00 <Serenity> (y)
48:00 <TheRon> serenity y is the perennial question
50:00 <TheRon> letting the days go by, let the water hold me down....
51:00 <simba> Fake And Gay
51:00 <simba> FAG
51:00 <ATS63> Tits are so gay
51:00 <TheRon> bikies are fags
51:00 <British^Meat> fag, i like this
52:00 <ATS63> Except on a Thai man, then its kind of cool
52:00 <ATS63> Right simba?
52:00 <British^Meat> i saw simba first
53:00 <TheRon> British^Meat: wants to gibe simba a really good seeing to
55:00 <TheRon> pure massacre
55:00 <TheRon> did people see the beheading of a journalist today?
55:00 <TheRon> pretty fucked up
56:00 <TheRon> how about those knicks?
57:00 <TheRon> GO CATS!!!
02:00 <simba> Right.
02:00 <TheRon> no go cats?
02:00 <simba> go home cats!!!!!!!!!
03:00 <TheRon> get on them for the premiership
03:00 <simba> see u in week 2 of the finals
03:00 <simba> ;~~~~~O
03:00 <TheRon> did you put some money on gws today?
03:00 <TheRon> $3.50
04:00 <simba> sounds like a good idea
04:00 <simba> a
04:00 <TheRon> collingwood are fucked
04:00 <TheRon> and it in sydeny
07:00 <simba> put a sneaky 10 on teh lions!!!!
07:00 <TheRon> who do they play???
09:00 <simba> dokkerz
09:00 <TheRon> go lions
10:00 <TheRon> go lions guarantee a home final for the cats 
12:00 <TheRon> is someone getting the best the best the best of you
13:00 <simba> that could make us have to play first
13:00 <simba> iif we can beat freo last round too
15:00 <TheRon> freo's record in that last round isn't much good, re st kilda last year
15:00 <simba> yea they might rest it up like sydney might do
15:00 <TheRon> geelong will do against the lions
16:00 <TheRon> 2 or 3 rd doesnt matter to the cats
17:00 <TheRon> port should be aiming for 5th
17:00 <simba> that would be better than 4th
18:00 <simba> idk id still take the chance 2 have a home prelim
18:00 <TheRon> swans in the first week at the scg
18:00 <simba> maybe not
18:00 <simba> buddy cant be stopped there!!!
19:00 <TheRon> get em anz we have a chance
20:00 <simba> i cant even imagine north playng a finals game
20:00 <TheRon> their best can win
21:00 <simba> would be a good battle against bombers bombers
21:00 <simba> they could be a Surprise Packet
22:00 <TheRon> tigers and bombers fill the last two spots?
22:00 <TheRon> oh yeah there's adelaide
22:00 <simba> adelaide might have the best last 2 games
22:00 <simba> best chance
23:00 <TheRon> crows get lazy at times
25:00 <simba> this league has been pretty competitive this year
26:00 <TheRon> oh yes
26:00 <TheRon> 11 teams still going?>
26:00 <simba> im keen to watch north/essendon/crows in a final last year i just cared about our final
27:00 <TheRon> sorry about the cats
27:00 <simba> its destiny 
28:00 <TheRon> does port need another premier midfeilder?
28:00 <simba> prob need that forward first
28:00 <TheRon> just an outlet kick from defence
30:00 <TheRiddler> iron chef time
30:00 <TheRiddler> hai Ana_Ng
30:00 <TheRon> a chick?
31:00 <TheRiddler> not sure yet
31:00 <TheRiddler> it just started
31:00 <TheRon> the main ingredient?
31:00 <TheRiddler> port needs wingard back to form
31:00 <Ana_Ng> ahi
31:00 <simba> yeah i guess pittard is that guy but hes not ELITE enough yet
32:00 <TheRon> a workhorse centre half forward wouldn't go astray
32:00 <TheRiddler> their foward line is near perfect
32:00 <simba> we might promote krakouer from the magpies bring teh niga back
32:00 <simba> he would be ok in that position
32:00 <TheRiddler> just missing a contested marker I think
33:00 <simba> yea
33:00 <simba> monfries and westhoff are not strong enough
33:00 <simba> not imposing enough 
33:00 <TheRon> imagine that west coast guy in your team
33:00 <TheRiddler> lycett?
33:00 <simba> darling?
34:00 <TheRiddler> lycett is the 1 reported home sick
34:00 <TheRiddler> from adelaide
34:00 <TheRon> darling would be nice i'm thinking the guy the blues traded
34:00 <TheRiddler> a ruck n foward
34:00 <simba> that would b interesting
34:00 <TheRiddler> would replace renouf
35:00 <TheRiddler> and he's good around ground
35:00 <simba> hes a youngster tho i think we should get as good as we can and GO 4 IT
35:00 <TheRon> was port going for patton before he was injured?
35:00 <simba> probably not 
36:00 <TheRon> seems obvious to me
36:00 <simba> think we need more $$$cash monay$$$
36:00 <simba> maybe well be in that position this year or next
36:00 <TheRon> you're not paying anyone
36:00 <TheRiddler> 1mil is the offer I heard
37:00 <simba> it doesnt seem in our nature to throw big money at a kid but it would be awesome if it happened
37:00 <TheRon> does port want tyrone vickery?
37:00 <simba> well not on patton anymore cos hes fucked for a year isnt he
37:00 <simba> lol hope not
38:00 <TheRon> could be cheap
39:00 <TheRon> knee reco
39:00 <pol> sim bah
40:00 <TheRiddler> patton wouldn't be cheap even with the knee reco
42:00 <TheRiddler> dogs are reporting to offer patton 900k for 5 yrs
42:00 <TheRon> not now
42:00 <TheRon> off the table
44:00 <TheRon> does port want jarrad waite??
44:00 <TheRon> i don't think its as crazy as it sounds
44:00 <FredFlinstone> he;s staying put :P
44:00 <TheRon> does mick like him now?
44:00 <FredFlinstone> dont he didnt dislike him
44:00 <FredFlinstone> think
45:00 <Bastardly_One> not that you'd know shit 
45:00 <FredFlinstone> not as obvious as others
45:00 <TheRon> we think port needs a marking centre half forward
45:00 <FredFlinstone> and we dont?
45:00 <FredFlinstone> lolz
45:00 <TheRon> a bail out kick on the wing
46:00 <FredFlinstone> wtf is that?
46:00 <TheRiddler> the disapline issues would indicated he can be easily swaded away
46:00 <FredFlinstone> what discipline issues?
46:00 <FredFlinstone> he hasnt had any
47:00 <TheRon> god damn right it's a beautiful day
47:00 <TheRiddler> he got omitted a couple of times
47:00 <Bastardly_One> not that FredFlinstone would know
47:00 <TheRiddler> it's been all over media
48:00 <TheRon> i'm thinking he's getable
48:00 <simba> lol Bastardly_One 
48:00 <simba> wtf
48:00 <simba> i think he actually watches the games though
50:00 <TheRon> eskimo joe - foreign land
58:00 <TheRiddler> gadget man
58:00 <TheRiddler> remind me to watch it
58:00 <FredFlinstone> dropped is not a discipline issue
59:00 <FredFlinstone> yu get dropped for bad performance
59:00 <TheRon> i do all the time
00:00 <Bastardly_One> not that he'd know shit
00:00 <FredFlinstone> lol so do I TheRon
00:00 <Bastardly_One> I wish people just wouldn't speak to him
00:00 <TheRon> Bastardly_One: who is carlton's captian
00:00 <FredFlinstone> lmao
00:00 <FredFlinstone> John Nicholls
00:00 <simba> why does he hate FredFlinstone i never saw this
00:00 <FredFlinstone> or is it Ken Hands?
00:00 <TheRiddler> current?
00:00 <TheRiddler> wtf
00:00 <simba> its rod laver
01:00 <Bastardly_One> sure is simba
01:00 <TheRon> john newcombe?
01:00 <FredFlinstone> Jezzzzzaaaaaaa
01:00 <FredFlinstone> you beauty
01:00 <JuztinJohnz> simba is a troll
01:00 <JuztinJohnz> Shouldnt have ops
01:00 <JuztinJohnz> Ill report him to the Fez
01:00 <Bastardly_One> Murphy ... my point is this cunt is worse than a collingwood supporter the way it grunts instead of speaks
01:00 <JuztinJohnz> from thats 70s show
01:00 <TheRiddler> fez cant do anything
01:00 <TheRon> fez wants boobs
01:00 <simba> Fez is powerless
01:00 <FredFlinstone> we all want boobs!
02:00 <TheRon> but then again don't we all
02:00 <FredFlinstone> I worked today first time since march woohoo
02:00 <JuztinJohnz> u dont deserve ops here simba in all honest opinion ur as corrupt as they come
02:00 <FredFlinstone> corrupt is a harsh word
02:00 <TheRiddler> I was eating crackers n cheese
02:00 <TheRon> FredFlinstone: curried snags
02:00 <JuztinJohnz> ur a fucking jew
02:00 <TheRiddler> n dip
02:00 <simba> if u wanna have a cry about something u can PM me 
02:00 <TheRiddler> clix jatz crackers
03:00 <TheRiddler> they're nice
03:00 <JuztinJohnz> no simba ill have it out in public sorry
03:00 <JuztinJohnz> just like GOD
03:00 <JuztinJohnz> i chanlenge u to a fist fight u weak piece of shit
03:00 <TheRiddler> mushroom n pasta
03:00 <TheRon> don't you hate when the penis is in pain but you have like a mouthful to go on the beer
04:00 <JuztinJohnz> thnxs TheRiddler great choice pre fight food
04:00 <FredFlinstone> yummy curries snags havent had for yonks
04:00 <TheRiddler> theme ingredient is mushrooms 
04:00 <TheRon> steak and mushroom pie?
05:00 <FredFlinstone> I had some mushiess too in my meal
05:00 <TheRiddler> prawn n mushrooms
05:00 <FredFlinstone> have them every morning for brekky
05:00 <TheRiddler> mushroom rissotto
05:00 <FredFlinstone> yummy
06:00 <TheRiddler> mushrooms n jelly fish
06:00 <TheRiddler> in a capsicum
06:00 <FredFlinstone> oh
07:00 <TheRiddler> cooking done
07:00 <TheRiddler> I'm listing the different dishes 
07:00 <TheRiddler> chen gets challenged alot
07:00 <simba> shrooms and peanut butter sangas
08:00 <Skirmish> Marinated chicken legs and chippies. 
08:00 <Skirmish> nom nom nom nom
08:00 <JonKoppenhaver> Skirmish
08:00 <JonKoppenhaver> Skirmish: how are you?
08:00 <Skirmish> JonKoppenhaver: Still better than you ever will be.  You? 
09:00 <TheRiddler> chicken n mushroom rice
09:00 <bert> Youtube: Dynamite-Taio Cruz (lyrics) (Jul 4, 2010) 3:29 - Category: Music - 49,166,690 - 79,172 likes (96.5%), 2,837 dislikes (3.5%)
09:00 <TheRiddler> it's a cats musical in #melbourne
09:00 <JonKoppenhaver> Skirmish: How is uni?
09:00 <JonKoppenhaver> Tell me about dropping out
10:00 <bert> world war 3 has just been delcared
10:00 <bert> first jew off the ranks is TheRiddler
10:00 <TheRiddler> more like a cats racket
10:00 <bert> u wanna fuck with me TheRiddler
10:00 <simba> ok there are a lot of retards active now
10:00 <bert> hiding behind a computer screen
10:00 <simba> PURGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
10:00 <Adonis> yeah
10:00 <Adonis> ]retards errywhere
11:00 <stevenn> haha
11:00 <beehhh> lol copter
11:00 <Skirmish> ha ha ha 
11:00 <beehhh> `seen milk
11:00 <milk> you stalking?
11:00 <TheRiddler> he wubs yo
11:00 <TheRiddler> u
12:00 <Skirmish> You're such a jew TheRiddler lol.  A porn linking irc jew.
12:00 <TheRiddler> yes
12:00 <Adonis> I wanted come here and just talk shit
12:00 <Adonis> I have a feeling I'll be raided tomorrow meaning I'm fucked
12:00 <Adonis> and yet there are nothing but retards around
13:00 <damio> uhm
13:00 <damio> you have stuff in ya house?
13:00 <exem> Adonis? you ok?
13:00 <TheRiddler> why raided?
13:00 <Adonis> nah nothing in house
13:00 <damio> bring it to mine
13:00 <beehhh> im on both pc sametime
13:00 <damio> i will look after for u
13:00 <beehhh> like ianni
13:00 <Adonis> 3 mates been raided the past week
13:00 <beehhh> yanni
13:00 <TheRiddler> ahh
13:00 <damio> sheet
13:00 <Adonis> I'm definitely next on the hit list
13:00 <Skirmish> Raided for what? 
13:00 <damio> happened to a few of mine in the past
13:00 <damio> was bad
13:00 <Adonis> drugz0rs
13:00 <damio> but not that bad
14:00 <TheRiddler> what kind?
14:00 <Adonis> this is bad
14:00 <Skirmish> if there is nothing in your house then what is the worry? 
14:00 <stevenn> herion
14:00 <Adonis> 1 has been charged with 8 counts of comericial supply
14:00 <Bastardly_One> illegal steroids duh
14:00 <Bastardly_One> he's a junky
14:00 <TheRiddler> were they being raided by essendon football club?
14:00 <damio> hrmm
14:00 <damio> do the cops really car about steroids?
14:00 <Skirmish> Are you in NSW Adonis? 
14:00 <beehhh> sleeping is the only medecine
15:00 <TheRiddler> so canterbury
15:00 <beehhh> lenovos are better than HP
15:00 <Skirmish> You can go to prison for having roids in NSW because some numty said that they were a driving factor in king hit punches. 
15:00 <TheRiddler> rugby club
15:00 <beehhh> shouldve got asus
15:00 <damio> that is very stupid
15:00 <damio> why is alcohol legal then
16:00 <Skirmish> Because it's taxed. 
16:00 <beehhh> for the tourist
16:00 <Skirmish> ... and it's not made for animals and then used in humans like most illegal roids.
16:00 <simba> beehhh ur the lucky 1
16:00 <TheRiddler> because alcohol doesn't make you stronger lol
16:00 <simba> beehhh ur like the elephant man 
16:00 <beehhh> yeah i would have been killed in straya you can say so simba
16:00 <damio> true
16:00 <simba> excuse me
16:00 <Skirmish> beehhh is mr snuffalupocus. 
17:00 <damio> makes u dumb
17:00 <damio> keep it legal
17:00 <Skirmish> *spelling*
17:00 <beehhh> lucky my room has two doors during a house fire
17:00 <TheRiddler> damn iron chef
17:00 <TheRiddler> won
18:00 <damio> a house fire?
18:00 <damio> does that happen often?
18:00 <Skirmish> Which reminds me ... I should get rid of the rest of my clenbuterol.
18:00 <beehhh> better showing
18:00 <damio> give to me
18:00 <sims> simba got any child porn ?>
18:00 <beehhh> http://oi57.tinypic.com/2nrhdsi.jpg 
18:00 <beehhh> 2005
18:00 <beehhh> http://oi62.tinypic.com/2yy35ld.jpg 2014
19:00 <sims> someone told me simba that ur austnets resident pedophile
19:00 <sims> ddos this service
19:00 <damio> looks smelly
19:00 <ATS63> The AFP have a nice collection of child porn
19:00 <damio> 2014 http://uptownalmanac.com/sites/default/files/styles/full-post-width/public/images-on-cdn/plur.png
19:00 <sims> simba is a pedophile
19:00 <beehhh> hope they closed my taxfile number
19:00 <sims> His taking all the children to molest
19:00 <TheRiddler> did he touch you sims
20:00 <sims> TheRiddler u sound like a pedophile urself
20:00 <sims> protectin simba
20:00 <beehhh> i havent been back all those years
20:00 <ShadowLurker> lol
21:00 <beehhh> Mew where did u get that pic
21:00 <Skirmish> I really want these guys to get more creative when they bust in and want to get at someone. 
21:00 <Skirmish> I know I am expecting far too much from their simple minds though. 
21:00 <TheRiddler> .....
21:00 <simba> lol
21:00 <ShadowLurker> rofl
22:00 <lifestolen> Skirmish, why don't you get more creative ?
22:00 <lifestolen> always other mans fault isn't it
22:00 <ShadowLurker> dis cunt
22:00 <TheRiddler> .....
22:00 <simba> u suck lifestolen
22:00 <beehhh> i have motorneuron disease and dementia and panic attack the sametime certifed PTTP n ADHD
22:00 <lifestolen> if you keep carrying on like that you wont last long in this channel
22:00 <TheRiddler> lead by example lifestolen
23:00 <Skirmish> lifestolen: You're not paying attention.  I am always shaking it up, keeping it real. 
23:00 <Skirmish> Open your eyes.
23:00 <exem> put your glasses back on pz and ruffle your hair. and get back to being a mild mannered reporter
23:00 <beehhh> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XOUJPBziUQw
23:00 <exem> beehhh: who diagnosed you?
23:00 <Skirmish> lifestolen: maybe it was one of your other multiple personalities that gets to see it and this one you are right now has missed it all?  
23:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Saving Private Ryan- Wade's Death (Medic) (Feb 5, 2012) 0 - Category: Entertainment - 125,862 - 342 likes (97.4%), 9 dislikes (2.6%)
24:00 <simba> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ebad19McPgE
24:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Bogan Aussie vs Joker (full video) (Jun 22, 2014) 1:45 - Category: Comedy - 238,025 - 5,603 likes (98.4%), 92 dislikes (1.6%)
24:00 <stevenn> HEHEHEHE
24:00 <lifestolen> Skirmish, Once again you are referring to me as an individual when the topic of discussion had nothing to do with me.
24:00 <lifestolen> this proves you are a gang stalker
24:00 <exem> beehhh: is there a chance you also sleep walk and started cooking paratha but left the oven on
25:00 <lifestolen> so go fuck urself perp
25:00 <simba> lifestolen, You don't capitalise a letter after a comma
25:00 <beehhh> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1jSqvQjINI4
25:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: WATCH James Foley Beheaded ! ISIS Terrorists Behead American Journalist, James Foley (raw video) (Aug 19, 2014) 0 - Category: Entertainment - 82,467 -
25:00 <pol> Skirmish is pisss
26:00 <Skirmish> A gang stalker? 
26:00 <Doodle> lol
26:00 <Doodle> dickhead hour
26:00 <lifestolen> see how he tries to act like im wrong
26:00 <lifestolen> next will come the lies and more abuse
26:00 <lifestolen> and its of course my fault
26:00 <Skirmish> I don't know if you're wrong or not ... I have no idea what you're going on about.
27:00 <Skirmish> What is a gang stalker?
27:00 <Skirmish> I stalk gangs?  I hope they're nice gangs. 
27:00 <lifestolen> just go away
27:00 <stevenn> hahaha
27:00 <Lumeah2> lol
27:00 <stevenn> omg
27:00 <Skirmish> Take your meds and calm down. 
27:00 <pol> shut your mouth Skirmish
28:00 <Skirmish> pol: My balls ... your chin. 
28:00 <pol> your head my rolling pin
28:00 <stevenn> sounds gay
28:00 <Lumeah2> lol
28:00 <Skirmish> It's not gay if they have a pretty mouth. 
28:00 <Lumeah2> hee heee
29:00 <stevenn> what does a pretty mouth look like ?
29:00 <Bastardly_One> the amount of bitching you do Skirmish I think you are queer
29:00 <Skirmish> pol's.  Ask for a pic. 
29:00 <Skirmish> Bastardly_One: Why do you always have to be the pot? 
30:00 <Bastardly_One> such a bore
30:00 <Skirmish> Remember asking Serenity for back up B1?  Do you want to re-think who is doing the bitching? 
30:00 <Bastardly_One> still bitching
30:00 <stevenn> can u back me up on irc ????
30:00 <stevenn> lol
30:00 <Bastardly_One> yap yap yap
30:00 <Skirmish> Back up!  I need back up!  This guy called a spade a spade and I am upset about it!  BACK UP! 
31:00 <pol> fuck off skirmish
31:00 <Skirmish> You don't have many years left B1. Is this really how you want to spend them? Surrounded by people who have no respect whatsoever for you? 
31:00 <Skirmish> That is an honest question btw. 
31:00 <exem> bastardly is trying to manipulate the log stats to make it seem far less hat he just talks to himself
32:00 <Skirmish> exem: lol
32:00 <exem> protest! do not add theone
33:00 <lifestolen> Skirmish has been exposed
33:00 <Skirmish> I think what I find upsetting the most is that B1 pretends to be an alpha male in how he conducts himself on irc not realising it is more than obvious that in real life, this is not the case at all. 
33:00 <pol> Skirmish its time u got exposed
33:00 <pol> EXPOSED
34:00 <Skirmish> You want naked pictures of me? 
34:00 <pol> SKIR MISH = EXPOSED
34:00 <TheRiddler> ^
34:00 <TheRiddler> I was going to say that lol
34:00 <Skirmish> is that what they were asking? 
34:00 <TheRiddler> yes
34:00 <Skirmish> What ever happened to "tits or gtfo". 
34:00 <TheRiddler> iloveporn tits or gtfo
34:00 <Bastardly_One> yap yap yap
35:00 <Skirmish> Either you've got lag issues B1 or you just figured acting like a dog was appropriate for that time? 
36:00 <TheRiddler> http://i.imgur.com/CGm38.jpg this is me
37:00 <Skirmish> Nice woman you've got there.  Well done. 
37:00 <TheRiddler> lol
37:00 <lifestolen> Skirmish, why are you attacking people ?
37:00 <lifestolen> harrasing them
37:00 <Skirmish> Who am I attacking? 
37:00 <lifestolen> haha
37:00 <ATS63> Midget clowns
37:00 <lifestolen> more gaslighting
37:00 <lifestolen> keep it up
37:00 <Skirmish> Ok ... 
38:00 <lifestolen> Skirmish, all im saying is youre not very covert about what youre doing for whatever reasons
38:00 <Skirmish> I think people who like claiming they are the victim are the only people that feel they are attacked by my comments. 
38:00 <Skirmish> If I am not being very covert then you should know all my reasons. 
38:00 <lifestolen> well you're not doing a very good job at it
38:00 <Skirmish> Please make sense. 
39:00 <lifestolen> whatever floats your fail boat
39:00 <simba> "FAIL BOAT"
39:00 <Skirmish> Are you pieter?  If so, did you recently get high on ice?
39:00 <simba> lifestolen is this what youre like sober? you embarass yourself by typing things like "FAIL BOAT" man i like you better drunk when its the obnoxious youtube spamming
39:00 <simba> Fail Whale.
40:00 <Skirmish> Fail Snail. 
40:00 <exem> KISS MIHR = SKIRMISH = EXPOSED = ANCIENT GOD 
40:00 <simba> float ma fail boat babey
40:00 <Skirmish> I am a naked ancient god?  Ok. 
40:00 <TheRiddler> all gods are naked
40:00 <simba> You are full of AIDS and Fail.
40:00 <simba> god i remember when people used 2 say that
41:00 <simba> i bet lifestolen loved it
41:00 <ATS63> The Goa'uld wear clothes :(
41:00 <TheRiddler> lifestolen is pz Skirmish
41:00 <lifestolen> i am a targeted individual and you are a perp
41:00 <simba> lolol
41:00 <TheRiddler> crying victim lifestolen
41:00 <simba> what a fag
41:00 <TheRiddler> wah wah wah
42:00 <TheRiddler> I'm being picked on :(
42:00 <simba> imagine if your old man knew you did this man
42:00 <lifestolen> did what ?
42:00 <simba> you harass people in chatrooms to the point of being banned then come back and sook about being a victim
42:00 <lifestolen> i never harrased anyone in here
42:00 <simba> hed kick your fucking arse if he found out what a wimp u were acting like
43:00 <Skirmish> TheRiddler: I don't know who pz is.  I've heard many people describe him as a desperate loser, but apart from what they say he's a nobody to me. 
43:00 <simba> <lifestolen> i never harrased anyone in here - but you told me yesterday that you dont remember most of the shit you do on here drunk
43:00 <lifestolen> i never said that
43:00 <lifestolen> you're lying to covertly harras me 
43:00 <simba> yes you did
43:00 <simba> to me in PM yesterday
44:00 <simba> lol
44:00 <TheRiddler> basically 1 of those trolls no different to others
44:00 <lifestolen> i am being targeted here again
44:00 <simba> what a dumb game you play
44:00 <lifestolen> sorry man
44:00 <lifestolen> nope
44:00 <lifestolen> scroll up and read
44:00 <ATS63> Covert eh...
44:00 <ATS63> Plain clothes or ninja suits?
44:00 <simba> all of these shit trolls play this dumb game
44:00 <lifestolen> Gaslighting
44:00 <simba> pandas started playing this game recently
44:00 <milk> I never saw Great Gatsby yet
44:00 <lifestolen> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gaslighting
44:00 <milk> heard it was good
44:00 <TheRiddler> you know what ops say about ppl abusing 
44:00 <Loof> logs always win that game
44:00 <TheRiddler> ./ignore them
44:00 <Skirmish> lifestolen: if you really want to know how to play the victim then pay attention to what B1 does. 
44:00 <Skirmish> He's a grand master at it. 
45:00 <lifestolen> "it"
45:00 <simba> getting blind drunk and abusing anyone active then blatantly denying it isnt a very smart tactic, you all use it and its wearing quite thin, i mean who exactly do you think falls for it
45:00 <ATS63> lifestolen: are you saying you're psychologically traumatised by the occurances on IRC?
45:00 <milk> meh l8r
45:00 <simba> panda even tried it on me during his episode last week
45:00 <Skirmish> That reminds me. 
46:00 <Skirmish> Did panda try stab his ex gf in the head with a lord of the rings sword?
46:00 <simba> lol idk
46:00 <Skirmish> I will find the link. 
47:00 <Skirmish> http://www.abc.net.au/news/2014-08-20/man-stabbed-girlfriend-with-replica-sword-court-told/5683616
47:00 <simba> lol
47:00 <simba> he forgot the little detail that its physically impossible to stab yourself in the head with a katana
48:00 <simba> unless u got bionic arms...
48:00 <TheRiddler> mirror mirror on the wall who has no expression of them all
48:00 <Skirmish> Yeah I think they covered that in the trial. 
48:00 <TheRiddler> guess the movie lol
48:00 <simba> snow black
50:00 <Loof> what's the link for that austnet who talks the most thing?
51:00 <ATS63> Thats a wonderful article...
52:00 <ATS63> Ms Todorashko told the court she remembered little of the attack.
52:00 <ATS63> "Can I just say to the whole jury ... I want this case to be over, whether he did it or not I forgive him," she said.
52:00 <Skirmish> Tried to stab her in the head with a lord of the rings sword .... I instantly thought to myself "That's panda".  
53:00 <Bastardly_One> she's scared of him
53:00 <ATS63> Pretty sad
54:00 <Bastardly_One> I remember jumping over the balcony and stuff
54:00 <Bastardly_One> but I'm suddenly vague about anything else
54:00 <Bastardly_One> riiiiiiiiight
54:00 <Skirmish> Yeah we get it B1 you watch CSI and think you're a crime expert blah blah blah. 
54:00 <lifestolen> Skirmish, panda isn't an iraqi
54:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck up idiot
55:00 <ATS63> DV's are shit. I don't know why people put up with it
55:00 <Skirmish> lifestolen: That means absolutely nothing to me. 
55:00 <ATS63> Their statements suggest they intend to remain a couple after having a violent argument. But uhh, for the rational question, WHY THE FUCK?
55:00 <TheRiddler> hot food cures on mythbuster
55:00 <TheRiddler> s
55:00 <TheRiddler> not milk
56:00 <TheRiddler> petrolium jelly
56:00 <lifestolen> Skirmish, means a lot to me it means i have once again exposed you and more people as perps
56:00 <TheRiddler> or toothpaste
56:00 <TheRiddler> water
57:00 <Skirmish> TheRiddler: Bread or banana. 
57:00 <Maurice> I heard lifestolens husband bashes him
57:00 <Skirmish> Maurice: I heard he laughs whilst he does it. 
58:00 <lifestolen> funny i heard the same thing about you
58:00 <Maurice> I don't have a husband, we split years ago
58:00 <ATS63> Sorry guys, I say that everyone has a husband who bashes them
58:00 <ATS63> Did you hear that TheRiddler has a husband who bashes him?
59:00 <TheRiddler> oh
59:00 <simba> pz is the real perp
00:00 <simba> i cant believe how paranoid he is about police though
00:00 <Skirmish> TheRiddler is a porn linking irc jew who laughs every evening when the news shows air strikes on Palestine. 
00:00 <simba> one PM conversation and i could see it was genuine
00:00 <TheRiddler> I thought I didn't put on pre-order tales of xllia 2 CE
00:00 <TheRiddler> phew
00:00 <ATS63> Paranoid persons are guilty persons
00:00 <ATS63> If not, tell them they are, it helps
00:00 <TheRiddler> those CE's go fast
01:00 <simba> gotta go fast
02:00 <Serenity> I'd like to find out where she lives and cut her head off
02:00 <Serenity> really shane?
02:00 <Serenity> and you pretend you get banned from places for no reason
02:00 <Lish> Hey 
02:00 <Serenity> whoops that pasted wrong
02:00 <Serenity> I'd like to find out where she lives and cut her head off***
02:00 <Serenity> hi lish
02:00 <Serenity> bljkbjk ffs
02:00 <Lish> What's cracking
03:00 <Serenity> im cooking fish n chips
03:00 <Lish> Nice
03:00 <Skirmish> Hello Lish. How long until the holiday? 
03:00 <TheRiddler> eating leftover here
03:00 <Lish> Too long Skirmish 
03:00 <Lish> Not going till March
03:00 <Skirmish> Oh I thought it was sooner.  Something to look forward to though. 
04:00 <Lish> Yeah just got a lot of planning to do still
04:00 <lifestolen> hmm kids playing in the park
04:00 <Picard> ello
04:00 <Lish> Hey tard
04:00 <Picard> how are weall?
04:00 <Skirmish> Get on google earth and check out the route you're taking. 
05:00 <TheRiddler> get away from them lifestolen
05:00 <Skirmish> Just don't click the "shipwrecks" icon in case some show up where you will be going. 
05:00 <Picard> Lish u skanky biatch,how are you lover?
05:00 <Lish> Picard I'm ok :) got work to do but I'm lazy
05:00 <Lish> You
05:00 <Picard> horny.
05:00 <partay> Ewwwwww
06:00 <Zade> lol
06:00 <Skirmish> I lost hours on google earth yesterday after getting curious about where exactly the Titanic sunk .... because that happens to everyone. 
06:00 <Picard> partay wanna watch me cum?
06:00 <partay> Picard you sick fuck
06:00 <Lish> Gross
06:00 <exem> pz is unsure if he's being gangstalked so will create heaps of  drama to provide sufficient evidence for himself that he truly is a targeted individual (special). it's more palatable than panicking why there are so many Jews "following" him around when he visits St Kilda
06:00 <TheRiddler> gross Picard
06:00 <Picard> partay u never get hornyt?
06:00 <Picard> -t
06:00 <simba> where abouts did it sink? was it closer to southampton or new york?
06:00 <Picard> new york i think
06:00 <TheRiddler> never mind the fact you're a chicken and would never do it
06:00 <Picard> it was only 24hours out
07:00 <simba> RIP Titanic
07:00 <Picard> TheRiddler u wanna watch?
07:00 <TheRiddler> the Titanic ran into picard
07:00 <Picard> hopefully the new Titanic sinks with Clive Palmer on  it
07:00 <Skirmish> simba: What is the state north of Maine?  Off the north eastern tip of that state.  
07:00 <partay> Picard you should be on uglypeople.com
07:00 <TheRiddler> he is
07:00 <Picard> i probably am partgay
07:00 <Picard> right next to your pic
07:00 <partay> No
07:00 <Picard> TheRiddler pm me your skype
08:00 <TheRiddler> no
08:00 <TheRiddler> I dont want to vom
08:00 <Picard> dont u wanna watch?
08:00 <exem> if you play the Ghostbusters game from DOS they come close to the docks 
08:00 <exem> but not that games are accurate
08:00 <simba> lol
09:00 <Picard> simba how was your day?
09:00 <simba> oh brilliant
09:00 <Skirmish> The closest town would be Saint Pierre simba ... off Newfoundland. 
09:00 <Picard> nice
09:00 <Lish> I am addicted to cat fish
10:00 <simba> do you believe the conspiracy theories about there being a stronger sister ship so they sunk the titanic for insurance money or something to that effect
10:00 <lifestolen> abuse
10:00 <Picard> Serenity hello darling
10:00 <lifestolen> perp
10:00 <Serenity> you want to cut my head off right
10:00 <exem> the first 911
10:00 <Serenity> hello picard my bald prince
10:00 <Skirmish> Wow ... you can click an icon of a fish skeleton that tells you where sea life dead zones are .... pretty much the entire american east/south coast is all dead zones. 
10:00 <Picard> woooooaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh who is cutting who's head off?
10:00 <lifestolen> thats not all
10:00 <Lish> I am totally not into this ice cream
10:00 <Serenity> you're revolting
10:00 <Serenity> (lifestolen): I'd like to find out where she lives and cut her head off
10:00 <Picard> awwww im your bald prince?
10:00 <Lish> Why does it have a cookie swirl
11:00 <Serenity> disgusting
11:00 <lifestolen> serves you right bitch
11:00 <Picard> lifestolen u are one sick little muppet
11:00 <lifestolen> for all your abuse
11:00 <Serenity> yeah my abuse rofl.
11:00 <Picard> Serenity abuses people?
11:00 <Picard> pmsl
11:00 <Serenity> abuse is banning trolls apparently
11:00 <Skirmish> She does ... she even refused to give B1 back up!  Such a horrible woman.
11:00 <simba> abuse is not letting a drunkard call anyone he sees active a "
11:00 <simba> "fucking jew poof"
12:00 <exem> Serenity: you'll have a head start because you'll get a doorbell ring and there'll be a little guy hiding behind a couch
12:00 <stevenn> https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/t1.0-9/s526x395/10441440_10203897492825345_429653930366668358_n.jpg
12:00 <exem> and a head still there
12:00 <Serenity> hahaha
12:00 <Lish> Why is everything going so fast
12:00 <Lish> Zzzz
12:00 <Serenity> cats is in quite a state at the moment
12:00 <TheRiddler> beer n spirits are not good for hot food cure
12:00 <Picard> why is my vision blurred out of one eye
12:00 <Picard> wt
12:00 <Skirmish> lol stevenn. 
12:00 <stevenn> >:]
12:00 <Lish> Old age Picard 
13:00 <Lish> You're having a stroke
13:00 <Picard> brain tumor
13:00 <Bastardly_One> we can hope
13:00 <simba> brane chooma
13:00 <Picard> i never thought of a stroke
13:00 <exem> after someone gets a heart attack put burnt toast under their bed
13:00 <exem> good prank i reckon
13:00 <Picard> Bastardly_One u old cunt
13:00 <Skirmish> Picard: Take a few asprin and if it gets better ... you're fucked.
13:00 <TheRiddler> lets hope
13:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm really annoyed you didn't have that car crash today I asked you to have
13:00 <Picard> lol Skirmish
13:00 <Picard> Bastardly_One u are a horrible person
13:00 <Zade> he is on skype so chances are pretty high he is having a stroke right now 
13:00 <Picard> utter filth
14:00 <Picard> lol Zade
14:00 <Picard> Zade would u like to watch again?
14:00 <exem> i had to read that twice
14:00 <exem> my innocent mind
14:00 <Skirmish> Not much difference in lifestolen wanting to cut off Serenity's head and B1 wanting other channel members to have a car accident, especially when that channel member has a family that could have been with him.
14:00 <stevenn> https://scontent-b-lax.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfp1/t1.0-9/s526x395/10552581_10204252031919523_2732438256211077810_n.jpg
14:00 <Zade> i dont have skype 
14:00 <Picard> Bastardly_One is a hideous person
15:00 <Picard> i dont blame him, i blame the years of alcohol and drug abuse
15:00 <exem> pz will use his h4x0ring skills to hack into everyone's navigation system. people will be driving over cliffs and stuff
15:00 <Skirmish> He envies your healthy lungs Picard. 
15:00 <Skirmish> So jelly.
15:00 <Picard> lol Skirmish
15:00 <Picard> he will die before me
15:00 <Bastardly_One> nice try Skirmish but failed
16:00 <Picard> you fail Bastardly_One
16:00 <simba> are you guys gonna keep joining irc to see who dies first
16:00 <Picard> as a decent human
16:00 <Bastardly_One> yes simba
16:00 <Picard> yes simba
16:00 <exem> #melb stats need to count who has made the most death threats and who has received the most
16:00 <simba> lol
16:00 <Picard> where is my irc son josh?
16:00 <Skirmish> simba: That doesn't sound like a bad reason to log in .... better than my current one. 
16:00 <Bastardly_One> lol exem
16:00 <lifestolen> there is two kinds of people in this world Perps and TI's
16:00 <TheRiddler> are elephants afraid of mice myth
16:00 <exem> sometimes things liek this keep people fighting in hospital
16:00 <simba> well nothing really beats kelevra anymore so its not about whos hooking up with who, its about who dies next
17:00 <Skirmish> TheRiddler: What were the best things to eat after spicy foods?
17:00 <exem> you may lose the will to live if you find out everyone else here has died already
17:00 <Serenity> ive recieved a few death threats
17:00 <Serenity> shads threatened to blow up my car and kill my kids
17:00 <Picard> speaking of kelevra where is she?
17:00 <fawks>                                ok 
17:00 <exem> ive received an electricity bill
17:00 <simba> death and jail time
17:00 <fawks> shes sucking dick for thickshakes at maccas
17:00 <Bastardly_One> usually from shane and 
17:00 <exem> lol @shads
17:00 <Bastardly_One> what's his name
17:00 <Picard> exem install solar, help reduce the bill
17:00 <Bastardly_One> adrian
17:00 <Skirmish> Apart from all the drug fucked multiple personalities that seem to be popular at the moment, B1 is probably the person doing the dumbest thing that is likely to cause death at the moment.  Anyone got odds on B1?
18:00 <TheRiddler> hai faux
18:00 <TheRiddler> fawks too
18:00 <fawks> hi
18:00 <simba> adrian as in i_eye?
18:00 <Bastardly_One> oh wayne too ... death threat are like normal for shads though
18:00 <simba> who is he these days ?
18:00 <exem> shads would end up killing himself with anything
18:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh as in excessive
18:00 <Serenity> ii isnt here
18:00 <Picard> b1 death in less then 12 months $1.35
18:00 <lifestolen> he died
18:00 <simba> ohhhh ii was classic 
18:00 <exem> he'd put a landmine right next to his seat, stand up, and stand on it..AHHH FARKN!
18:00 <simba> adrain ru*****
19:00 <simba> whos [DoC]?
19:00 <Skirmish> Hang on ... are we counting potential suicide?  B1 isn't the most likely to die if we include suicide.  
19:00 <Serenity> archaios already wont that
19:00 <Serenity> won*
19:00 <exem> did he for real?
19:00 <Serenity> yes
19:00 <Skirmish> One early morning revelation could see us lose shads, panda, mayo, this pz character and Jewel all at once. 
19:00 <Picard> josh is a candidate to suicide
19:00 <exem> what was his method and why
19:00 <fawks> Skirmish talks about people making death threats then takes bets on peoples deaths oh ok
19:00 <Serenity> i have no idea why but he hung himself
20:00 <fawks> logic 101
20:00 <exem> bit sad
20:00 <Serenity> not really
20:00 <Picard> who hung themself?
20:00 <slinky_J> haha Skirmish thinks he's mister popular
20:00 <slinky_J> rah rah rah
20:00 <Skirmish> fawks: How are those two acts even remotely alike? 
20:00 <Picard> joshua
20:00 <fawks> b/c pickled foreskins thats why
20:00 <simba> yes this is rather morbid can we talk about bright primary colors and how wonderful they are
20:00 <Picard> how are you son?
21:00 <Serenity> if you google his name and obituary exem you will find the notices
21:00 <Skirmish> Hmmm pickles. 
21:00 <fawks> maybe archaois faked his own death to stop the internet bullying
21:00 <Picard> lol
21:00 <Serenity> yeah i dont think do
21:00 <Serenity> so
21:00 <fawks> is it hard to fake an obituary
21:00 <Picard> didnt some dude do it on cam?
21:00 <Skirmish> Ok. Everyone should get a picture of themselves in year 5.  KGO ... 
22:00 <simba> i can get a pic of myself from about age 5
22:00 <slinky_J> good, pirating movies
22:00 <Picard> i cant get a pic of myself aged 4
22:00 <Picard> 5*
23:00 <Picard> our house burnt down and they were all lost
23:00 <partay> Picard how about a pic 50 kg ago
23:00 <Zade> lol
23:00 <simba> lol
23:00 <TheRiddler> myth confirmed
23:00 <Picard> partay how bout one of your most recent dole form?
23:00 <TheRiddler> elephants are scared of mice
23:00 <fawks> thats unfortunate
23:00 <Picard> they are??
23:00 <partay> Hahaha
23:00 <TheRiddler> or are they
23:00 <Picard> wtf?
23:00 <fawks> who isnt scared of mice
23:00 <TheRiddler> it wasn't over yet
23:00 <fawks> vom
23:00 <Skirmish> Ok I found myself in year 5 ... uploading to photobucket now. 
24:00 <Picard> i dont mind mice, its fucking rats i hate
24:00 <Serenity> i think that one came up plausible ash
24:00 <Bastardly_One> not me 
24:00 <TheRiddler> the first test the elephant went away
24:00 <Bastardly_One> I used to have pet rats
24:00 <TheRiddler> like it was deadly
24:00 <fawks> ofc you did
24:00 <Picard> i hope the elephant i ride in phuket doesnt see a mouse
24:00 <Bastardly_One> I did
24:00 <Picard> i could be lost in the jungle
24:00 <fawks> lmao
24:00 <fawks> we can only hope
24:00 <Bastardly_One> died recently as in just before i moved
24:00 <TheRiddler> ^
24:00 <Picard> fawks bite me
24:00 <fawks> jks that was mean
24:00 <fawks> i wouldnt wish jungle death upon anyone
24:00 <Picard> i will send u guys a pic of me and then elephant
25:00 <TheRiddler> hilarious you mean
25:00 <Skirmish> http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y169/MYV64U/Year51988_zps984e24e4.png    <----------- Me year 5 1988. 
25:00 <fawks> and then we can guess who is who
25:00 <fawks> ?
25:00 <Bastardly_One> they only live about 4 yrs 
25:00 <TheRiddler> he wouldn't be in the jungle
25:00 <Picard> yes faux
25:00 <Picard> fawks
25:00 <fawks> lol :')
25:00 <exem> Bastardly_One: how many rats?
25:00 <TheRiddler> lol fawks
25:00 <Picard> i think i will do the 3 hour trek where u get to feed and take a swim with the elephant
25:00 <Bastardly_One> 4
25:00 <Maurice> (18:25:08) (fawks): and then we can guess who is who
25:00 <Bastardly_One> 2 male and 2 female ... all desexed
26:00 <Maurice> Lol
26:00 <Picard> Skirmish nice hair lol
26:00 <Bastardly_One> and cost me as much as a dog or cat to get done
26:00 <TheRiddler> I want to see picard pretend to be a elephant
26:00 <exem> if you didnt it would have costed more in the long-term
26:00 <Bastardly_One> expensive little shits but they were awesome
26:00 <Skirmish> My dad used to cut my hair back in those days so I let it grow as long as I could.
26:00 <exem> they can keep breeding and breeding and breeding
26:00 <simba> 3 hour trek?? youre gonna need to buy a segway
26:00 <Picard> i use to shave my head
26:00 <exem> we peaked at 40 something
26:00 <Picard> probably why im fucking bald now
26:00 <fawks> that is the smallest photo
26:00 <exem> and you need a lot of cages
26:00 <Skirmish> Number 2 crew cut.  Ears stuck out like beetle doors. 
26:00 <fawks> is there even a person in it
27:00 <exem> or aquariums
27:00 <Picard> lol Skirmish same
27:00 <Bastardly_One> sure can ... and no-one believes me
27:00 <exem> not to mention food etc
27:00 <Bastardly_One> they're very socialable and clean right?
27:00 <Bastardly_One> and smart
27:00 <exem> ... or just sell a few to pet snake owners
27:00 <exem> much cleaner than mice. totally different
27:00 <Skirmish> You desexed rats?  
27:00 <simba> we used to blow huge bongs into the mouse aquarium and watch them go mental
27:00 <Bastardly_One> you have to Skirmish
27:00 <Bastardly_One> not worth 20 billion babies if either sex
28:00 <exem> they never bite either. they're kinda like rabbits. but when they are breeding or nesting they can get bitey
28:00 <Skirmish> Because two females would scissor and have babies?
28:00 <Bastardly_One> they breed and breed and breed
28:00 <TheRiddler> hot
28:00 <TheRiddler> lol
28:00 <Bastardly_One> I have 2 of each I said
28:00 <Skirmish> scissor me timbers! 
28:00 <Bastardly_One> *had
28:00 <TheRiddler> lesiban rat babies
28:00 <Skirmish> I would have thought getting two the same sex would have been more sensible. 
28:00 <Bastardly_One> I want a couple again but the housemate is convinced of diseases
28:00 <Bastardly_One> lke most people
28:00 <Bastardly_One> I had two of each
28:00 <TheRiddler> rats can change sex right?
28:00 <Bastardly_One> all brothers and sisters
29:00 <Skirmish> TheRiddler LOL no. 
29:00 <TheRiddler> or is that something similar
29:00 <Maurice> My cousins rat ate her babies
29:00 <Skirmish> Frogs can swap sex. 
29:00 <exem> TheRiddler: yeap. dress them up in doll uniforms and eventually their balls fall off
29:00 <Maurice> Ate the rat babies, not my cousins babies..
29:00 <stevenn> oh
29:00 <exem> especially if the bottom half is tight
29:00 <Zade> no TheRiddler thats behhhh
29:00 <Bastardly_One> I think my brother in law let the last 2 go somehow
29:00 <stevenn> i thought it was eating humans!
29:00 <Skirmish> lol Maurice. Thanks for clearing that up.
29:00 <Bastardly_One> I got told recently they "suddenly died"
30:00 <exem> they're smart enough to escape if you're not careful
30:00 <Bastardly_One> they really are fun pets
30:00 <Bastardly_One> shame they only live about 4 yrs or so 
30:00 <Serenity> (Fitz): Serenity was explainging to Centelink why she doesnt have to search for jobs and was getting quite annoyed and irate with the centrelink case manager "Ummmm, excuse me lady ... do you know who i am ...?" "Im only the highest access IRC operator in 3 of the largest 4 irc channels in Austnet ... i dont really have time to look for your little jobs if thats OK"
30:00 <Skirmish> lol my mother just called me an asshole and hung up on me. 
30:00 <Serenity> rofl.. i have to give it to fred bear
30:00 <Serenity> he sure has an imagination
31:00 <ShadowLurker> lol
31:00 <TheRiddler> lol
31:00 <Skirmish> "Your sisters husband has been taken to hospital with groin pain, just thought you should know."  Tell him to harden up, it's just puberty.  "You're such an asshole ... beep beep beep beep.
32:00 <Serenity> (Fitz): Serenity has no husband, she has 4 kids, 4 different fathers
32:00 <TheRiddler> yes it turned out plausible
32:00 <Bastardly_One> she knows you well
32:00 <TheRiddler> I reckon it's the sound the mice makes
32:00 <Bastardly_One> I thought that said you had four different fathers for a sec
32:00 <TheRiddler> for someone with such large ears it must be frightening
32:00 <Bastardly_One> and that would of been creative indeed
32:00 <Skirmish> Gang bang mum?
32:00 <Picard> lol Serenity
33:00 <TheRiddler> ShadowLurker is a kid :p
33:00 <Serenity> im a fucking baby cannon
33:00 <Serenity> PHOOMP
33:00 <Bastardly_One> don't elephants have like super hearing or something?
34:00 <Bastardly_One> or utlra sensitive?
34:00 <TheRiddler> probably
34:00 <Bastardly_One> that rings a bell
34:00 <Bastardly_One> but not sure
34:00 <Skirmish> There was a quiet kid at high school that come out one day with an outburst when one of the bitchy sluts was picking on him.  "Look, I know you've had a tough life alright but that doesn't mean you have to take it out on us.  It's not our fault your mother fucked so many guys at the pub when she decided to find you a dad she held a raffle and the winner became your dad." 
34:00 <exem> they developed good hearing to hear mice squeaking miles away
34:00 <TheRiddler> and mice have a very high pitch squeek
34:00 <Skirmish> lol baby cannon. 
34:00 <Skirmish> FORE! BOOM
34:00 <exem> thats why sometimes a few stop for no reason and then the entire group stampede for what looks like nothing
36:00 <exem> no, that tranquilizer was aimed at the channel noto you
36:00 <slinky_J> lolol
36:00 <slinky_J> do they hear mice squeak through the soles of their feet?
37:00 <exem> that's the older mice who get hearing impaired and have to rely on other methods
38:00 <Serenity> lol Skirmish
38:00 <Bastardly_One> your stampede comment though
38:00 <Bastardly_One> they might hear stuff you know
39:00 <Bastardly_One> I don't know much about elephants at all 
39:00 <Bastardly_One> or feel stuff through the ground or some shit 
39:00 <Bastardly_One> pretty cluey animals working out to get wasted on fermented fruit, etc
40:00 <exem> those elephants are now fitted with hearing aids these days, Bastardly_One 
40:00 <exem> they can play real soccer or even use large sized controllers for FIFA
41:00 <Bastardly_One> every animal has a place in the food chain though ... even us
41:00 <Bastardly_One> I wonder where they fit in 
41:00 <Bastardly_One> or the ecological food chain rather
41:00 <Bastardly_One> not knowing the right term
41:00 <slinky_J> elephants pick up sound vibrations through their feet, is what i was getting at
42:00 <Bastardly_One> [20:39] <Bastardly_One> or feel stuff through the ground or some shit 
43:00 <partay> Slinky how's the herpes? 
43:00 <simba> beagles the one with herpes
43:00 <Skirmish> Chick fight.  Kelevra is having a blue at Flinders Station. http://www.news.com.au/national/victoria/two-women-filmed-in-astounding-clumsy-brawl-on-melbourne-train-platform-both-fall-on-tracks/story-fnii5sms-1227031139366
43:00 <Skirmish> ROFL I CAN'T BREATH!
44:00 <simba> beagle seriously said he had hemorrhoids
44:00 <slinky_J> [20:06] <slinky_J> do they hear mice squeak through the soles of their feet?
44:00 <simba> has*
44:00 <slinky_J> bingo
44:00 <Skirmish> LOL @ the guy filming that fight. 
45:00 <Skirmish> DUN FUCK WIF ME BOOM!
46:00 <exem> whoa
46:00 <exem> i didnt expect that
46:00 <Skirmish> lol they both fell on the tracks. 
46:00 <exem> yeh
46:00 <Skirmish> I have tears running down my cheeks from laughing.
47:00 <exem> yes, 2nd part is funnier
47:00 <exem> as in 2nd fall
47:00 <Bastardly_One> that platform goes to the northern suburbs
48:00 <JonKoppenhaver> http://www.triplem.com.au/melbourne/breaking-news/blog/2014/8/women-fall-on-train-tracks-after-fight-in-melbourne/
48:00 <exem> the Internet has to make up for the lovely video at Stirling Station in Perth of everyone getting off to help
48:00 <exem> it's all balanced now
48:00 <Skirmish> The best bit is when the first chick falls down and the one still on the platform goes "DUN FUCK WIF ME BOOM".  I lost it.
49:00 <Loof> fuck off and die JonKoppenhaver ass-stain
49:00 <exem> good thing i didnt read the article first
50:00 <Loof> nobody did
50:00 <JonKoppenhaver> Loof
50:00 <Bastardly_One> that's a better view
51:00 <Loof> no hipster beard for me, i wont leave the house unless clean shaven
51:00 <Bastardly_One> and platform 7 and 8 are Frankston and Dandenong
52:00 <Loof> RAM is so cheap these days
53:00 <Loof> $40 for 4GB DDR3 for laptop
53:00 <Loof> going to get two so i'll go from 2GB to 8GB :D
53:00 <Skirmish> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3BJVxUzHPn4
53:00 <Loof> paid $200 for the laptop that has hardly been used
53:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: She Ain't No Thang: 2 Drunk Chicks Fighting On A Train Platform (Aug 20, 2014) 0 - Category: People & Blogs - 301+ views - 1 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
59:00 <Skirmish> xm check this out https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3BJVxUzHPn4
59:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: She Ain't No Thang: 2 Drunk Chicks Fighting On A Train Platform (Aug 20, 2014) 0 - Category: People & Blogs - 301+ views - 1 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
59:00 <partay> I just dropped 2K on a desktop
00:00 <Skirmish> partay: Water cooled?  I want to go water cooled for my next one.
00:00 <partay> Yep
00:00 <Skirmish> Buy pre made or do it yourself? 
00:00 <partay> Fuck me it hums
00:00 <Skirmish> More noise than fans? 
00:00 <partay> I built it
01:00 <partay> Errr
01:00 <xm> this is just waiting for a remix
01:00 <xm> give it 24 hours
01:00 <partay> Hums along
01:00 <simba> Mats Hummels
01:00 <xm> download off youtube + import into FL Studio + upload to yt
01:00 <Bastardly_One> off ya go
02:00 <Bastardly_One> given yourself a mission
02:00 <Bastardly_One> xm
02:00 <xm> no, because it'd have to be dubstep. and ive never done dubstep
03:00 <Lish> xm: Watched more catfish?
03:00 <xm> nope
03:00 <Loof> injection really hurt today
03:00 <Lish> I'm addicted, I can't stop 
03:00 <Loof> who arm is fucked
04:00 <Loof> thickest needle ever
04:00 <xm> Lish, better than NBA yet?
04:00 <xm> or am i asking too soon
04:00 <Lish> No but there is no NBA so I'm ok
04:00 <Lish> Off season I get to watch actual tv
05:00 <screwss> thick needle for a thick person
05:00 <partay> Lish you like big black men donr you
05:00 <slower> loof can the mb take 8GB and what was the injection for?
06:00 <Lish> partay: I married one 
07:00 <Loof> Lish you cheesedick, could you die as soon as possible plz
07:00 <Lish> Loof: Why????
07:00 <partay>  Loof why so angry you Picard looking freek ?
10:00 <Picard> partay you disgusting freak
10:00 <Serenity> thats a bit rough
10:00 <Picard> yes,partay is disgusting
12:00 <partay> lol
12:00 <partay> Poor Picard
12:00 <Serenity> god i just had the best dinner yum
12:00 <partay> Serenity what did u have
12:00 <Serenity> home made fish n chips
13:00 <Loof> mmm
13:00 <Picard> partay need to be removed
13:00 <partay> Nice
13:00 <Serenity> https://scontent-a-hkg.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpa1/t1.0-9/10620703_10152198483052331_4269926165033663816_n.jpg
13:00 <Serenity> calm your sack picard
13:00 <partay> Oh Picard shhhh
13:00 <partay> Looks good
14:00 <Picard> partay did you google more property investment tips?
14:00 <TheRiddler> who plays the theme park mobile app
14:00 <Serenity> tasted so so good
14:00 <TheRiddler> ?
14:00 <Lish> Maybe I should have vegemite toast
14:00 <Picard> no Lish
14:00 <TheRiddler> and if so how do I add friends
14:00 <TheRiddler> hai mandyjane
14:00 <TheRiddler> screwss want's your body
15:00 <mandyjane> Hahahahaha
15:00 <TheRiddler> stfu Picard
15:00 <screwss> shame no one else wants her
15:00 <Lish> Why no Picard 
15:00 <Picard> TheRiddler why are u ranting on me?
15:00 <Picard> dont eat bread late at noght
15:00 <Picard> night
15:00 <partay> Hahaha poor Picard
16:00 <Lish> Why not
16:00 <partay> You missed the boat champ
17:00 <Picard> partay did you google more property investment tips?
18:00 <Picard> mr.tycoon
18:00 <partay> Hahaha
18:00 <partay> Awww
19:00 <Adonis> argh
23:00 <Picard> Adonis how are u?
23:00 <Picard> what roids do u want me to send you from thailand?
23:00 <Adonis> 8none
23:00 <partay> Picard does that include gst? Hahaha
23:00 <Adonis> do not send anything
23:00 <Picard> lol y
23:00 <Adonis> 1. I get it cheaper than whats in thailand
24:00 <Adonis> 2. I'm probably about to be raided
24:00 <Picard> lol
24:00 <Adonis> I'm freaking the fuck out
24:00 <TheRiddler> spit in my mouth
24:00 <Adonis> I think it's time to become a nerd again
24:00 <Serenity> i watched a doco on abc about all your mates adonis
24:00 <Adonis> nima is a ghey kent
24:00 <Adonis> lol
24:00 <Serenity> they got a lil bit pissy when the guy kept mentioning roids
24:00 <Adonis> I haven't see nima in a while actually
25:00 <Adonis> he's been talking to dan about coming to my gym for a video for something
25:00 <Serenity> kept getting all rageyabout zyzz
25:00 <Adonis> zyzz... I haven't seen that guy in... oh wait
25:00 <Adonis> lol
25:00 <TheRiddler> lol
25:00 <Serenity> did you watch the doco?
25:00 <Adonis> I', yet to watch it
25:00 <Adonis> I got the link 
25:00 <Adonis> but I've been busy with other things
25:00 <Serenity> they look like a giant pack of morons
25:00 <Adonis> yeah they are.
25:00 <Lish> I'm dying if thirst
25:00 <Serenity> NAH WE'RE ALL NATURAL
26:00 <Serenity> but im gonna rage when you mention roids
26:00 <Adonis> Should have seen them at Armin Van Buuren
26:00 <Picard> roidsssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
26:00 <Adonis> I ran into Said 
26:00 <Adonis> who is Zyzz's brother
26:00 <Serenity> yes i know
26:00 <Adonis> and he's like "where is Simon?" who is my mate who got arrested and charged with commercial supply
26:00 <Serenity> if you get time watch it
26:00 <Adonis> and then yeah
26:00 <Serenity> they look like wankers
26:00 <Adonis> they all appear out of nowhere shirts off in like -13 degrees
27:00 <Adonis> all munted as fuck
27:00 <Serenity> lol
27:00 <Adonis> mind you I was with this chick Christina
27:00 <Serenity> the guy who was trying to interview them on the doco did alright tho
27:00 <Serenity> got himself pretty buff in like 6 weeks
27:00 <Serenity> for completely natural
28:00 <Adonis> yeah appearently they asked a few other guys to do it but they wouldn't
29:00 <lifestolen> Stalking in the United States indicates that 185,000 Americans are stalked by teams of groups of people by 3-50 perpetrators.
29:00 <Adonis> I'll watch it probably tonight
29:00 <TheRiddler> hi Cornflake-Girl
29:00 <Serenity> he was going to go to stereo with them but at the last minute they pulled out
29:00 <lifestolen> Serentity is in a little stalking cult
29:00 <Serenity> said he was making them look bad lol
30:00 <Serenity> yes. im in a stalking cult. thats a completely reasonable thing to say
31:00 <lifestolen> must be
33:00 <Adonis> I'll be at stereo
33:00 <Adonis> lol
34:00 <Adonis> fuck I'm so paranoid right now, jsut had a quick talk with nikki nitro (the chick as hayley in housos), apparently I look stressed
35:00 <Lish> Do you take drugs?
35:00 <Adonis> lots
35:00 <Adonis> I even took a beta blocker and 300mg of asprin last night because I experienced some hypertension and nose bleeds
36:00 <Lish> Maybe you should lay off drugs
36:00 <Lish> And you'll feel better
36:00 <Lish> I'm full of useful life advice 
36:00 <Adonis> drugs is what has put me in this situation
36:00 <Adonis> 3 of my mates have been raided and locked up this week
36:00 <Adonis> this is why I am here isntead of locking up the gym
37:00 <Adonis> I'm too afraid to go home right now
37:00 <Lish> Maybe turn yourself in
37:00 <Lish> And flush any drugs
37:00 <Adonis> lol
37:00 <Adonis> fuck that
37:00 <Serenity> who the fucks hayley in housos
37:00 <Lish> Maybe get a proper job
37:00 <Adonis> nikki nitro on my fb
37:00 <Lish> And don't be a loser
37:00 <Adonis> lawl
37:00 <Lish> Good idea Adonis 
37:00 <Adonis> nothing wrong wigth this job
37:00 <Lish> Lish dishing out amazing life advice
37:00 <Serenity> yes but who is she.. theres no hayley in housos
37:00 <Serenity> lol
37:00 <Adonis> I also own an online supp store
37:00 <Adonis> yeah there is
38:00 <Lish> If you say so
38:00 <Adonis> https://www.google.com.au/search?q=hayley+housos&client=firefox-a&hs=s05&rls=org.mozilla:en-GB:official&channel=sb&tbm=isch&imgil=ocmu-pwCxMJW8M%253A%253BtvPNqev2vmAvzM%253Bhttp%25253A%25252F%25252Fwww.starnow.co.nz%25252FNIKISHARROCK%25252Fphotos%25252F4852856&source=iu&usg=__KQSS4EpQWQrYDM0_NHbIJcSgCug%3D&sa=X&ei=pYj0U_ThFs2XuATPrYCIDA&ved=0CCIQ9QEwAQ&biw=1280&bih=663
38:00 <Adonis> blonde
38:00 <Serenity> oh the barmaid
38:00 <Serenity> no one important
38:00 <Serenity> lol
38:00 <Adonis> oh god she has some shit photos
38:00 <Adonis> yeah I do her diety
38:00 <Adonis> -y*
39:00 <Serenity> hahah
39:00 <Serenity> you do!
39:00 <Maurice> I'm waiting on the care fairies, so I can at least pretend to be interested
40:00 <Adonis> it's the way I hide my double chin
40:00 <Serenity> i want my dinner all over again
40:00 <Adonis> mmm food
40:00 <Adonis> 50mcg of t3 with 200mcg t4 makes you ridic hungry
41:00 <Adonis> I've eaten a whole box of quest bars today
41:00 <Serenity> 1200 calories makes you ridic hungry too
41:00 <Lish> I want toast but Picard said I shouldn't 
41:00 <Adonis> and I'm supposed to compete in 4 weeks
41:00 <Adonis> 1200 calories?
41:00 <Adonis> dafuq
41:00 <Serenity> in a day not at once
41:00 <Adonis> tha'ts like my breakfast
41:00 <Adonis> lol
41:00 <Serenity> lol
41:00 <Adonis> I don't know how you do it
41:00 <Adonis> 1200 calories I'd die
41:00 <Loof> about 8000kj?
41:00 <Serenity> lots of fresh fruit n veggies
41:00 <Loof> i cant calculate calories
42:00 <Adonis> Michelle gets sick of watching me on my cheat days
42:00 <Adonis> like litterally feels sick
42:00 <Serenity> 1200 is closer to 4000
42:00 <Loof> ah
42:00 <Loof> i need double that
42:00 <Adonis> I'm on about 3600 calories
42:00 <Adonis> and I'm losing weight :(
42:00 <Serenity> 5021 = 1200
42:00 <Loof> i used to stick to 8000kj
43:00 <Serenity> im fat i dont need as many
43:00 <Adonis> you're not fat. But being larger = need more
43:00 <Adonis> slowly cut calories, don't just drop to that :/
43:00 <Loof> wont you lose lean muscle if you starve yourself?
43:00 <Serenity> oh nah ive been doing this for ages
43:00 <lifestolen> eat ur noodles
43:00 <Adonis> yeah I watch on fb like a stalker
44:00 <Serenity> you dont starve at 1200 seriously
44:00 <Serenity> if you eat healthy
44:00 <Adonis> I eta healthy
44:00 <Loof> heaps of meat and veg
44:00 <Loof> no calories in that shit
44:00 <TheRiddler> .
44:00 <Adonis> I made an omlette with blueberries and shit this morning
44:00 <Lish> Veggies are overrated
44:00 <Adonis> calories are in everything :/
44:00 <Serenity> i dont do 1200 continuously i bump it up to 1800 when im in 'off' mode
44:00 <Lish> Except potato
44:00 <Adonis> 1g protein = 4 calories
44:00 <Loof> no carbs i mean
44:00 <Adonis> 1g carb = 4 calories
44:00 <Adonis> same same
45:00 <zaim> http://www16.zippyshare.com/v/88010024/file.html
45:00 <Adonis> yeah 1800 would be better
45:00 <Serenity> and then some times i just eat chocolate like a mofo
45:00 <Serenity> haha
45:00 <Serenity> thats usually when i go back down to 1200 after a binge
45:00 <Adonis> metabolic boost
45:00 <Loof> but doesn't meat and veg have less calories than other foods (lean meat)
45:00 <Loof> ?
45:00 <Adonis> make the thyroid pump out more t4
45:00 <Adonis> my thyroid doesn't work any more
45:00 <Adonis> according to the dr I need to see an endo
45:00 <Serenity> i eat so much green salads spinach etc
46:00 <Serenity> theres fuck all calories in green food
46:00 <Loof> my wife fucked her thyroid with lithium
46:00 <Loof> had to have radioactive treatment
46:00 <Adonis> I take thryoid meds
46:00 <Adonis> anything green I don't count as calories
46:00 <Adonis> lol
46:00 <Serenity> you can eat like a whole head of brocolli and its less than 100 cals
46:00 <Serenity> lol
47:00 <Serenity> maybe not that few but i know its really low
47:00 <Adonis> broccoli with salt and red wine vinegar
47:00 <Adonis> hnnnnnnng
47:00 <Serenity> Calories 54 ( Kilojoules 223 )
47:00 <TheRiddler> lol the shrek mask painted yellow to look like homer
47:00 <Serenity> in a 13cm head of broc
48:00 <Adonis> yeah that doesn't count
48:00 <Serenity> haha
48:00 <Serenity> its good for if you're fucking starving
48:00 <Serenity> and need to eat
48:00 <Adonis> yeah exactly
48:00 <Adonis> that's me constantly
48:00 <Serenity> you'd burn off 50cals going to the toilet
48:00 <Adonis> I'm currently eating a quest bar
48:00 <Adonis> I burn 50cal just talking
48:00 <Adonis> lol
48:00 <Loof> didn't know carbs have the same amount of calories as protien, does 1 gram of fat = 4 calories too?
48:00 <Adonis> my testosterone levels came back at over 12 thousand the other week
49:00 <TheRiddler> you burn more standing instead of sitting
49:00 <Serenity> I use calorie king to help me keep track of what im eating
49:00 <Adonis> 1g fat = 9 calories
49:00 <Adonis> 1g alcohol = 7 calories
49:00 <Loof> so how does the atkins diet work, cause it's all protein and fat
49:00 <Adonis> it puts your liver in a state ketosis
49:00 <Adonis> makes you produce ketones
49:00 <Loof> i see
49:00 <Adonis> which bind with triglycerides to make your brain function
50:00 <Loof> do you do low carb?
50:00 <Adonis> I do about 160g carb a day
50:00 <Adonis> it's not low
50:00 <Adonis> but it's low for me
50:00 <Serenity> makes your body eat its own fat basically
50:00 <Loof> ah k
50:00 <Adonis> I've done no cardio this prep
51:00 <Adonis> lol
51:00 <TheRiddler> better it eats your fat than to eat sugar
51:00 <TheRiddler> :p
51:00 <Adonis> I struggle tgo walk up a flight of stairs these days
51:00 <Adonis> I have 80g of pure sugar whilst training
51:00 <Loof> doesn't cardio burn musle?
51:00 <Adonis> http://photos-f.ak.instagram.com/hphotos-ak-xfp1/10549693_499405623537125_1243478870_n.jpg
51:00 <Adonis> but that's me these days
51:00 <Adonis> and yeah it does
51:00 <Adonis> so fuck cardio.
52:00 <Loof> like those long distance runners
52:00 <Loof> bone ass thin man
52:00 <Loof> too much cardio
52:00 <lifestolen> Adonis, do you know you will end up all wierdly fat from body building
53:00 <Adonis> no I won't
53:00 <Adonis> lol
53:00 <Serenity> ive had 1500 calories today anyway because i fried my fish
53:00 <Serenity> wahh
53:00 <lifestolen> unless you keep body building then but then u will have a heart attack
53:00 <Adonis> muscle and adipose is 2 different types of tissue
53:00 <Adonis> 1 cannot simply convert to the other
53:00 <lifestolen> the muscle wont stay there
53:00 <Adonis> oh so I'm going to have a heart attack now?
53:00 <Adonis> please tell me how
53:00 <Adonis> muscle won't stay there because it won't be used
53:00 <lifestolen> because you abuse your body
53:00 <Serenity> dont worry about him hes nobody
54:00 <Adonis> I'm the most healthiest guy my dr sees.
54:00 <Adonis> blood tests to prove it
54:00 <Adonis> and I eat absolute shit.
54:00 <Serenity> how much water do you drink
54:00 <Adonis> umm about 4-5L atm
54:00 <stevenn> i dont drink water !
54:00 <Serenity> i do 2-3
54:00 <stevenn> i eat macca's everyday
54:00 <Serenity> pee constantly
54:00 <Serenity> lol
54:00 <Adonis> yeah it's fucked
54:00 <Adonis> haha
54:00 <Adonis> I know your pain
54:00 <Loof> so much flouride
54:00 <Adonis> when I water load I will be doing 10L a day
55:00 <Adonis> 10-11
55:00 <Serenity> you cant lose weight without drinking water
55:00 <Adonis> can't wait to start that in 2 weeks :/
55:00 <Adonis> yeah water is important
55:00 <Serenity> far out 10L
55:00 <Adonis> yeah ti's fucked
55:00 <Adonis> that's what I did last year
55:00 <Serenity> did it make you feel yuck?
55:00 <Adonis> at first year
55:00 <Adonis> yeah*
55:00 <Adonis> but then it's alright I guess
55:00 <Adonis> you just sit up will like 2am drinking water
56:00 <Adonis> and then piss all night and not sleep
56:00 <Serenity> rofl
56:00 <Adonis> and then drink more
56:00 <Loof> what for?
56:00 <lifestolen> you just said you eat healthy
56:00 <Adonis> water load for a compeition
56:00 <lifestolen> now you say you eat absolute shit
56:00 <Loof> to look bigger?
56:00 <Loof> bloated?
56:00 <lifestolen> Adonis, what mixed race version are you anyway ?
56:00 <Adonis> lifestolen: on saturdays I eat the world
56:00 <lifestolen> Adonis, your mixed race ?
56:00 <lifestolen> looks like it in ur pic
56:00 <Adonis> greek, irish, welsh, english, aussie
57:00 <lifestolen> Adonis the jewboy thinks he talks to famous people on facebook lol
57:00 <Loof> i have three of them
57:00 <Serenity> dont start shane
57:00 <Serenity> go back to cats
57:00 <Adonis> lawl
57:00 <Adonis> talk to which famous people
57:00 <lifestolen> im going to go cook some noodles
57:00 <Adonis> I met the rock br0seph
57:00 <Serenity> is he huge
57:00 <Serenity> he looks huge
57:00 <Loof> he's a monster
57:00 <Loof> wish i had his drugs
57:00 <Adonis> he's actually small as fuck
58:00 <Adonis> dan has bigger arms
58:00 <Adonis> and then I've got bigger again
58:00 <Serenity> far out
58:00 <Adonis> http://photos-f.ak.instagram.com/hphotos-ak-xfp1/10549693_499405623537125_1243478870_n.jpg you can see in the bg the pic of dan next to the rock
58:00 <Adonis> like above my shoulder
59:00 <Adonis> I should probably go home
59:00 <Adonis> I don't wanna
59:00 <Adonis> fuck
59:00 <Adonis> fml
59:00 <Serenity> you need to behave yourself boy
59:00 <Adonis> I'm too deep
00:00 <Serenity> lol 100 with grilled fish.. 360 because i fried it
00:00 <Serenity> fml
00:00 <Serenity> 106*
00:00 <Adonis> I don't count oil I cook with as anything
00:00 <Adonis> one fo my clients has lost 12kg in 3 weeks, I'm worried
00:00 <TheRiddler> http://i.imgur.com/qmXML.jpg for Doodle
01:00 <Serenity> thats a lot
01:00 <Adonis> I've upped his calories
01:00 <Adonis> yeah
01:00 <Serenity> i was doing 1-2 a week
01:00 <Adonis> I gained 6.6kg last sunday
01:00 <Adonis> lol
01:00 <Adonis> 1 day
02:00 <Serenity> is that the photo you uploaded
02:00 <Serenity> where you were all bloated
02:00 <Serenity> instagram i think
02:00 <Adonis> I did eat that massive burger, then a packet of canolli, about 3 meatr pies and a massive cake, 3 pizzas, about 4L of milk and such
02:00 <Adonis> oh nah I'm holding water in that pic because I did 8iu of HGH
02:00 <Adonis> it fucked me
02:00 <Adonis> I had no wrist
02:00 <Adonis> like
02:00 <Adonis> I gained 8kg in a week of water
02:00 <Serenity> =/
03:00 <Adonis> my face was fucked, couldnm't open my eyes at 1 stage
03:00 <Serenity> thats not cool
03:00 <Adonis> pharma grade HGH is fucked. well the shit that is used for kids
03:00 <Adonis> I can do 10iu of the generic stuff no issues, swapped to genotropin and yeah
03:00 <Adonis> edema hard
03:00 <Adonis> told my dr and he laughed
04:00 <Adonis> (yeah I have a script for HGH)
04:00 <Serenity> lol is your dr that guy off the doco
04:00 <Adonis> nah I know that one though
04:00 <slinky_j> veg for dessert nigga
04:00 <Adonis> he trains at a gym in hurstville called MYGYMN
05:00 <TheRiddler> do you eat high fibre?
05:00 <Adonis> yeah bro
05:00 <Adonis> need to
05:00 <milk> Adonis you're aware doctors are not the only people who can call the police?
05:00 <Adonis> I eat overf 1.5kg of meat a day
05:00 <Adonis> milk: I have a script. 
05:00 <Loof> i'd give anything to be short, less bone to fill out with muscle
05:00 <Serenity> lol when i cut out all my grains/pasta etc and high fructose fruit
05:00 <Serenity> i had the biggest problem with fibre
06:00 <Adonis> my HGH and performance enhancers I use are all prescribed and I get bloods done
06:00 <TheRiddler> apparently it helps alot with weight control 
06:00 <TheRiddler> fibre
06:00 <Adonis> it's good to have a sports doctor
06:00 <Serenity> i dunno but its not fun not pooping for a week
06:00 <Adonis> yeah you would
06:00 <Adonis> you need both soluable and insoluable fibre
06:00 <Adonis> metamucil helps
06:00 <Serenity> yeah i bought some
06:00 <Adonis> I take this stuff called fibrelyze
06:00 <Serenity> it helped a lot
06:00 <Adonis> only because I get it from my sponsor for free lol
07:00 <TheRiddler> high fibre has been shown to lessen astma problems
07:00 <Adonis> I have asthma
07:00 <TheRiddler> asthma*
07:00 <Adonis> anyways, time to go home 
07:00 <Adonis> I've been sitting here for like an hour avoiding it
08:00 <TheRiddler> and they believe that bacteria plays a big role in weight gain/loss
08:00 <TheRiddler> this was on catalyst
08:00 <Adonis> eh, just eat a balance diet, do some weights, do some cardio and happy days.
08:00 <Adonis> I'm currently at like 6-7% body fat and I don't really diet or do any cardio
08:00 <Adonis> sex is my cardio
08:00 <Adonis> diet mon-fri, weekends eat whatever
09:00 <TheRiddler> ok
09:00 <Adonis> but I have a tumor on my piturity gland
09:00 <Adonis> so I don't produce any testosterone
09:00 <Adonis> my endocrine system is fucked
10:00 <Serenity> =/
10:00 <Adonis> I have a script for testosterone and growth hormone, along with thyroid meds
12:00 <lifestolen> Adonis, thats too bad sorry to hear that
12:00 <Picard> u burn a lot of energy masterbating Adonis?
13:00 <lifestolen> theres lots of try hards like Adonis at the gym near my house
14:00 <Serenity> have you seen the chicks that hang off him picard?
14:00 <Serenity> i doubt hes masturbating at all
15:00 <lifestolen> doubt that
15:00 <Picard> Bron? lol
16:00 <matrix> What was wrong with Bron
16:00 <Serenity> that was years ago
16:00 <Serenity> shes got a fkn baby now
16:00 <Picard> she had alright tits
17:00 <slinky_j> babies ruin boobs
17:00 <TheRiddler> .
17:00 <matrix> Bron was always nice to me
17:00 <Picard> they are lucky, they suck boons
17:00 <Picard> boobs
18:00 <Serenity> num num num
18:00 <Picard> :P
20:00 <matrix> They sick a bottle if it's going to fill their tummies too
20:00 <matrix> suck*
23:00 <TheRiddler> there's a brand called smeg
23:00 <TheRiddler> lol
23:00 <TheRiddler> http://www.thegoodguys.com.au/buyonline/Smeg_Black_Built-In_Retro_Dishwasher_DWIFABNE
24:00 <slinky_j> da inbeetweenaz moffie sucks baallls
24:00 <Serenity> lol welcome to 2002 ash
24:00 <slinky_j> man ive wanted a smeg fridge forever
25:00 <TheRiddler> oh
25:00 <Picard> nos shit TheRiddler u moron
25:00 <Picard> very good quality also
25:00 <TheRiddler> sif inbeetweeners suck
25:00 <TheRiddler> it's a fan movie
26:00 <TheRiddler> -e
26:00 <TheRiddler> hai Jewel
26:00 <Jewel> hey TheRiddler
31:00 <slinky_j> its a teenager's movie
33:00 <screwss> dear transcendence, ill have my 2 hours back now, k cheers
34:00 <screwss> hey the Jewel 
34:00 <speedmonkey> transcendence?
35:00 <TheRiddler> if you dont understand the movie then gtfo
35:00 <lumeah2> Yeah i liked it
35:00 <screwss> movie
35:00 <slinky_j> that movie was cool
36:00 <screwss> eugh
36:00 <screwss> that movie made me dumber
37:00 <Skirmish> impossible. 
37:00 <lifestolen> what movie
37:00 <Jewel> hi screwss
37:00 <Jewel> tooheys
37:00 <lifestolen> transcendence?
37:00 <slinky_j> well it wasnt an intelligent film screwss
37:00 <slinky_j> just a movie
37:00 <couleurs> i'm a movie
37:00 <slinky_j> ur a cutie pie u r
38:00 <tooheys> hi Jewel :)
38:00 <Jewel> :)
40:00 <screwss> transcendence.
40:00 <screwss> johnny depp, im sorry why did you sign up for this
40:00 <slinky_j> what about that one with john tuturo
40:00 <slinky_j> where he's a writer
40:00 <slinky_j> hahaha sucked balls
41:00 <milk> couple doctors walk into a bar
41:00 <milk> boom boom tish
41:00 <milk> thanks for coming
41:00 <milk> I'm here till thursday
41:00 <milk> try the clam chowder
41:00 <tooheys> fuck its cold in here
42:00 <screwss> what did john tuturo write
42:00 <screwss> you mean 'bad ass' ?
42:00 <screwss> havent seen it yet
43:00 <tooheys> warm me up jewel
43:00 <slinky_j> depp was the writer 
44:00 <slinky_j> tuturo as an antagonist
44:00 <Jewel> ok
44:00 <screwss> which movie
44:00 <Jewel> ill find you docking pictures
44:00 <slinky_j> some gay shit where johnny depp is a writer
45:00 <milk> was there homosexual mincing?
45:00 <tooheys> lol thatd warm you up not me!
45:00 <slinky_j> and he's harrassed by tuturo for stealing tuturos novel
45:00 <screwss> fear and loathing in vegas
45:00 <slinky_j> look it up n dl it so u can waste 2 more hrs :P
45:00 <screwss> oh
45:00 <screwss> secret window
45:00 <slinky_j> yeah that 
45:00 <slinky_j> so shit
45:00 <milk> everybody loves a good movie about mincing homsoexuals
46:00 <Picard> night fuckers
46:00 <slinky_j> rum diaries was great 
46:00 <screwss> random but thats one of my most watched movies. i love psychological thrillers
46:00 <Picard> Bastardly_One i hope u die tonight u old cunt, choke in your sleep
47:00 <slinky_j> there's a secret window for everyone
47:00 <slinky_j> did u watch Rosmary's Baby last night?
47:00 <screwss> secret window was one of the first movie i watched that had the whole, the protagonist is the antagonist storyline
48:00 <milk> anyone seen that movie where that guy sucked off that other guy for rails and then went and pretended it didnt happen to his girlfriend who was also going out with that other guy
48:00 <slinky_j> then i understand y u love it
48:00 <milk> ?
49:00 <screwss> look it was a little slow in some places and it might not win any oscars
49:00 <screwss> but i loved it
49:00 <screwss> that scene where hes asleep on his couch and hes restless and rolls over and he falls of a cliff but then he was just dreaming
49:00 <screwss> im going to look it up on youtube right now
50:00 <screwss> another movie i loved was chasing sleep
50:00 <tooheys> wb jewel :)
51:00 <screwss> the irritating cleaning lady. i could relate to that
51:00 <Jewel> thank you tooheys :)
52:00 <screwss> "According to director David Koepp on the DVD commentary track, the footage of the ocean scene during Mort's restless night on the couch was extra b-roll footage taken from The Lost World: Jurassic Park. [7]"
53:00 <tooheys> how was your day?
53:00 <screwss> haha
53:00 <screwss> how interesting
53:00 <screwss> i know the exact scene theyre talking about
53:00 <screwss> no wonder i mysteriously watched the lost world after it
53:00 <slinky_j> have you seen The Science Of Sleep
53:00 <screwss> nope
53:00 <slinky_j> orsm movie
54:00 <screwss> have you seen the number 21
54:00 <slinky_j> u mean 23
54:00 <slinky_j> with jim carrey/
54:00 <slinky_j> ?
55:00 <screwss> yer
55:00 <screwss> thats another protagonist is the antagonist movie
55:00 <slinky_j> if u want a good newer one
55:00 <slinky_j> download ENEMY
55:00 <slinky_j> ;)
56:00 <couleurs> all those movies r shite
56:00 <screwss> i love dark shadows
56:00 <screwss> "show yourself tiny songstress!"
56:00 <couleurs> enemy was good
56:00 <screwss> lol
57:00 <slinky_j> ^4 yay couleurs another one we both loike
57:00 <slinky_j> like*
58:00 <JonKoppenhaver> Jewel
58:00 <couleurs> what was the other 1
58:00 <JonKoppenhaver> Jewel: how are you?
59:00 <slinky_j> Locke
59:00 <slinky_j> lols locke only just came out at the cinemas HAHAHA
59:00 <couleurs> that was ok
00:00 <couleurs> enemy better
00:00 <couleurs> 3.5/5 compared to a 2.5/5 thank u
11:00 <Skirmish> Welcome back pol.
11:00 <pol> welcome back loser
12:00 <simba> yes
12:00 <screwss> welcome back kotter
12:00 <couleurs> told u
13:00 <simba> told u 
13:00 <pol> simba we say yes
14:00 <Skirmish> "we" say yes.  All the voices in his head are in agreement. 
14:00 <screwss> rofl :P
16:00 <simba> :P
17:00 <couleurs> hahahah!!!!!
18:00 <Loof> screwws gtfo i can smell your ass
19:00 <Skirmish> COD Advanced Warfare now available for pre sale purchase which gives you 24hr head start on others who don't pre purchase. 
20:00 <Skirmish> You heard the man screwss.  Take your pungent bottom elsewhere. 
22:00 <screwss> not today asswipe
22:00 <simba> lol
30:00 <Skirmish> ha ha ha ha
30:00 <slinky_j> 24 hr head start us a lot of time
31:00 <Skirmish> LOL I love google earth.  I found a town named COCKBURN TOWN. 
34:00 <Maurice> We have a suburb here called cockburn
34:00 <Maurice> But it's pronounced co-burn
35:00 <Serenity> that one would be pronounced the same
35:00 <tooheys> theres places with much funnier names than that
35:00 <stevenn> i called it cockburn
36:00 <Serenity> inaloo
36:00 <stevenn> haha
36:00 <tooheys> Mount Buggery, Victoria
36:00 <xm> and everyone would laugh during telethon when someone from Home & Away would be over reading it: "From the Roberts family in Cock-burn. $5. *gigglez*"
37:00 <Skirmish> I think it's peanut butter ice cream time.  I am getting addicted to this shit. 
37:00 <xm> try sesame too
37:00 <xm> i prefer the sesame ice cream
37:00 <Serenity> jesus christ
37:00 <Serenity> cops just put their sirens on outside our place
37:00 <Serenity> scared the shit out of me
38:00 <stevenn> balga ?
38:00 <Serenity> no.
38:00 <stevenn> haha
38:00 <xm> "From the Kulga family in Balga. 20c"
38:00 <xm> 'Good work for Balga everyone. Applause please"
38:00 <Serenity> id live in the street before i lived in balga
39:00 <xm> same. better to be homeless in Peppermintgrove than have the best house in KGB
39:00 <Serenity> lol
40:00 <beehhh> bzzt
44:00 <Jewel> gross
51:00 <slinky_j> hm duno wot 2 wotch
51:00 <slinky_j> m i think i want to kill my router
57:00 <screwss> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HQK-mwG-ME4
57:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Mort Rainey ~Johnny Depp~ Secret Window trib (Oct 20, 2011) 4:20 - Category: Entertainment - 3,261 - 17 likes (94.4%), 1 dislikes (5.6%)
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