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00:00 <Serenity> im eating tasty cheddar corn thins
00:00 <TheRiddler> it's all fetish n roleplay now
00:00 <Serenity> yum
00:00 <TheRiddler> wb Mew
01:00 <Serenity> oooooooooooo thunder\
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> fetish and role play
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> i want to see more apples
02:00 <TheRiddler> lol
02:00 <Maurice> It just hit here Serenity
02:00 <Maurice> Had lightning and rain before
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2288313/Jurors-horror-New-York-Cannibal-Cop-trial-shown-video-women-screaming-pretending-COOKED-ALIVE.html
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> found!
04:00 <Serenity> exmil just messaged saying their roof nearly got taken off
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> woman hogtied with apple!
04:00 <Serenity> lol kate
06:00 <Maurice> Far out Serenity
07:00 <Maurice> Lol that link reminds me of The IT Crowd
07:00 <Maurice> When Moss answers an ad thinking he was getting cooking lessons, but the dude wanted to cook and eat him
08:00 <TheRiddler> lol
08:00 <Maurice> how to cook a girl, death fetish and huge cooking tray
08:00 <Maurice> Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2288313/Jurors-horror-New-York-Cannibal-Cop-trial-shown-video-women-screaming-pretending-COOKED-ALIVE.html#ixzz3AeshwYL2
08:00 <Maurice> Follow us: @MailOnline on Twitter | DailyMail on Facebook
08:00 <Maurice> Lol 'huge cooking tray'
09:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
10:00 <ATS63> hmm... I'm not so bored any more. I could quit my job and do this all day
10:00 <ATS63> http://i.imgur.com/fhcUCzu.png
10:00 <Serenity> all i can think of now is the simpsons episode where the aliens want to eat them
10:00 <Serenity> 'how to cook humans'
10:00 <Serenity> 'how to cook for humans'
11:00 <Q{> or this ATS63 
11:00 <Q{> http://www.gamespot.com/articles/no-mans-sky-players-would-need-5-billion-years-to-/1100-6421757/
11:00 <Serenity> 'how to cook forty humans'
12:00 <Q{> tastier to eat them raw
12:00 <Q{> while theyre squirming in ur mouth
12:00 <TheRiddler> wtfffff
12:00 <TheRiddler> http://i.imgur.com/rBRMo.jpg
13:00 <Maurice> Lol Serenity
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> :/
13:00 <Maurice> There was a real case where some guy advertised on the net coz he wanted someone to eat, and another guy agreed and they cut his dick off
13:00 <Maurice> Ate it and the dude died anyway
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> ha!
13:00 <Serenity> =/
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> don't like no short dick man
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> *sings*
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> some people are strange!
14:00 <Maurice> http://www.theguardian.com/world/2003/dec/04/germany.lukeharding
14:00 <TheRiddler> imagine if he choked on it and died
14:00 <Serenity> lorena bobbitt eat your heart out
14:00 <Maurice> That was way too easy to find
15:00 <Maurice> Mr Brandes swallowed 20 sleeping tablets and half a bottle of schnapps before Meiwes cut off Brandes' penis, with his agreement, and fried it for both of them to eat.
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> lmfao
15:00 <Maurice> This made me lol
15:00 <Maurice> Brandes - by this stage bleeding heavily - then took a bath, while Meiwes read a Star Trek novel.
15:00 <Maurice> STAR TREK
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> please cut it off and eat it, with me
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> fuck sakes
15:00 <beehhh> fgm is still practiced in malaysia
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> eat an apple
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> or… cupcake
15:00 <beehhh> by chinese doctors
16:00 <Maurice> I always tell people to eat a dick
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> not many follow though i'd assume
16:00 <beehhh> i have part of my face is frankienstien
16:00 <beehhh> penis face
16:00 <beehhh> all stitches n that
17:00 <Maurice> Wow, the storm is raging right now
17:00 <Maurice> I better not lose power again
17:00 <Serenity> jesus
17:00 <beehhh> just dont go out to get hit by a falling tree
17:00 <Serenity> getting rough here
17:00 <beehhh> [DoC] is an illegal paki
17:00 <beehhh> -[DoC]- aa ja choos mera
18:00 <Q{> http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2149879/Japanese-man-22-cooks-genitals-serves-paying-dinner-party-guests.html
18:00 <[DoC]> beehhh, you're stupid.
18:00 <TheRiddler> stfu beehhh
18:00 <WarMachine> beehhh
18:00 <Serenity> The cannibal then chopped Mr Brandes into pieces and put several bits of him in his freezer, next to a takeaway pizza, and buried the skull in his garden.
18:00 <beehhh> hp boots up takes awhile to start lenovo does in a split secs
19:00 <beehhh> i could carry all in one desktops to class just wud look funny
19:00 <Maurice> Lol
19:00 <Maurice> It was all on video too
19:00 <Maurice> I wish I could watch that
20:00 <beehhh> many transfer from miri to bentley this year
20:00 <beehhh> about 25%
20:00 <Serenity> me too lol
20:00 <Serenity> is that morbid
20:00 <lifestolen> i might go look in my fridge
20:00 <Q{> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gAh9NRGNhUU
20:00 <Maurice> If it's morbid, we're both freaks
20:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Lordi - Hard Rock Hallelujah (Finland) 2006 Eurovision Song Contest Winner (Dec 26, 2011) 3:20 - Category: Entertainment - 6,795,113 - 32,488 likes (93%), 2,444 dislikes (7%)
20:00 <beehhh> three child got killed in car accident
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> Q - what the actual fuck!
23:00 <Q{> u guys are gross
23:00 <Q{> im going to listen to some music instead
23:00 <ATS63> Q{: lame. It has fancy graphics and stuff
24:00 <WarMachine> LOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL @ beehhh 
24:00 <WarMachine> FAGGOT
24:00 <[DoC]> beehhh you are lying
24:00 <[DoC]> all the time
24:00 <Q{> ATS63, it would take u 5 billions years to visit all those planets for 1 sec each
25:00 <ATS63> If I wanted fancy graphics, it'd have to be for something useful, like GTA, so I can punch random people in the head with a bunch of flowers
25:00 <Q{> also good graphics are good for ur eyes
25:00 <WarMachine> beehhh this "Bangali Poor Faggot
25:00 <WarMachine> lololololololololololololol
25:00 <[DoC]> LOL
25:00 <Q{> i got beeh on ignored long time ago
25:00 <Mew> whoa who let the cats out who who who?
25:00 <[DoC]> lol
25:00 <Q{> i never managed to unignored him
26:00 <TheRiddler> why is WarMachine wasting his time on beehhh
26:00 <Student> animals in the room :)
26:00 <TheRiddler> beehhh is barely there mentally
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> meows
26:00 <[DoC]> just like you Student.
27:00 <ATS63> Also if I wanted many worlds that occupied lots of time, I could watch stargate
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> can you give me a massage?
27:00 <Student> [DoC] sir why are evading ban?
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> instead of a pat?
27:00 <simba> phew
27:00 <TheRiddler> lol ok
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> you're the best!
28:00 <TheRiddler> thanks
28:00 <TheRiddler> lol
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> and if you could peel some grapes too?
28:00 <[DoC]> Student, evading ban?
28:00 <Q{> http://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/lordi/hardrockhallelujah.html
28:00 <[DoC]> Student dude u need to wake up from your dreams tho
28:00 <TheRiddler> how about a apple? ;p
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> i'll hogtie you first
29:00 <Serenity> holy fuck!
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> eh?
29:00 <Student> ha ha 
29:00 <TheRiddler> ok
29:00 <TheRiddler> lol
29:00 <Serenity> that lightning sounded like a fucking bomb hit
29:00 <TheRiddler> cool
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> keen much? or you just love apples?
29:00 <TheRiddler> I wonder if it comes here
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> hey jewel
30:00 <Jewel> hi katatonic_kate01
30:00 <TheRiddler> both
30:00 <Q{> the demons are coming....
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh hawt
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> naked riddler?
30:00 <TheRiddler> I wish
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> no, when i hogtie you
30:00 <Q{> can u hear the rumbling thunder of their footstep 
30:00 <TheRiddler> oh yes
30:00 <TheRiddler> lol
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> horn bag!
31:00 <TheRiddler> yep
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> crying shame you're younger than me
31:00 <Q{> eat TheRiddler - it his lucky day
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> I'd feel as though i was taking advantage
32:00 <TheRiddler> I'll be your boy toy :p
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
32:00 <TheRiddler> lol
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> toy implies that you're small
32:00 <Q{> younger guys taste better katatonic_kate01 
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> speaking from experience Q?
32:00 <Jewel> oh ms anderson
33:00 <Q{> yeh yeh
33:00 <TheRiddler> unless it's adult toys
33:00 <Q{> their meat are tender and supple
33:00 <TheRiddler> some are huge
33:00 <TheRiddler> lol
33:00 <TheRiddler> I'm 6'2
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh… that's ok then
34:00 <Jewel> oh nice
34:00 <Jewel> taller guys are nice
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> i've only had taller male friends… 
35:00 <Student> Jewel what height is considered to be tall?
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> you're lucky i'm 5'9 riddler *cheesey winky*
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> over 6 foot
35:00 <Q{> he might be oversized, might need to chop him to size to fit ur stove
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
35:00 <simba> any girl over 6 foot is fucken weird anyway
35:00 <Jewel> 6'0 Student?
35:00 <TheRiddler> cool
35:00 <beehhh> african girls
36:00 <[[x]]> umfufu
36:00 <Jewel> eh
36:00 <TheRiddler> there's alot of girls here that are 6+
36:00 <Jewel> no there arent
36:00 <Jewel> are there
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> there are?
36:00 <TheRiddler> I mean where I live
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> maybe 6 foot wide
36:00 <Jewel> oh ok
36:00 <TheRiddler> must be something in the water lol
36:00 <Jewel> lol
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
37:00 <Serenity> isnt amsy hell tall
37:00 <simba> LOL
37:00 <Jewel> well cant help how god made you
37:00 <simba> sorry just wanted 2 fit in
37:00 <Jewel> simla nicely done
37:00 <TheRiddler> even most males are tall
37:00 <Jewel> simba
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> what's this god business jewel
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> ya mum and dad made you
37:00 <TheRiddler> aaron sandilands from freo footclub comes from near here
37:00 <simba> Jewel is christian as fuck 
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> sif
37:00 <Serenity> god lol
37:00 <Jewel> simba as if
37:00 <TheRiddler> and he's 7'1
37:00 <Jewel> im everything
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> 7'1
38:00 <Jewel> wow thats tall !!!!
38:00 <Jewel> lol
38:00 <simba> wasnt that why you had such an objection to the """"porn"""" pics
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> holy strapping lad!
38:00 <[[x]]> primitive clod of dirt inhabited by psychotic apes
38:00 <TheRiddler> tallest guy in afl atm
38:00 <Jewel> ummmmmm simba no
38:00 <Q{> nicole kidman is 5'11 i think
38:00 <Jewel> are you going to argue with me again
38:00 <Serenity> my tallest friend is 6'8-6'9 and he makes me feel ridiculously tiny
38:00 <simba> thanks for the nicole kidman update Q{
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
38:00 <Jewel> i can object to porn pics without a religious reason, moron
38:00 <simba> calls me a moron
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> claps
39:00 <Jewel> yup
40:00 <TheRiddler> oops I said footclub
40:00 <TheRiddler> lol
40:00 <Jewel> youre a foot
40:00 <TheRiddler> football* club
40:00 <Serenity> GOD OBJECTS TO YOUR SEXUAL IMAGERY
40:00 <TheRiddler> zoidberg is a foot!
40:00 <Jewel> is he
41:00 <TheRiddler> he says that in a episode
41:00 <simba> why not zoidberg
41:00 <TheRiddler> as he plays detective
41:00 <Jewel> ahhh
41:00 <Student> i once met the ambassador of Holland, he said i am 6 and i am considered to be short in my country 
42:00 <Jewel> lol
43:00 <TheRiddler> there's a former NBA player from here
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> :/
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> lies
44:00 <Jewel> darren jolly?
45:00 <simba> close but thats footy
45:00 <Jewel> oh yeah
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> fucking hell it's like
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> cold
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> n' shit
46:00 <TheRiddler> luc longley
46:00 <beehhh> hp's are good but lenovo's no less
47:00 <beehhh> Hp crashed on me three times
47:00 <TheRiddler> well atleast lived here
47:00 <Jewel> wow luc ongley i remmeber him
47:00 <beehhh> my mate kids have grown up i used to baby sit him when he was 3 now 10 this year
47:00 <TheRiddler> probably lives here now he's retired
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> probably uses irc daily
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> now that he is retired
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> I know I will be!
48:00 <Jewel> lol
49:00 <beehhh> fuck that im keeping both
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> part - time now YEW
49:00 <Jewel> if only you could earn super 
49:00 <Jewel> by ircing
49:00 <Jewel> hey Serenity 
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> well soon
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> naw no ircing 
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> i may throw myself back into uni
49:00 <Jewel> irc is bad for your health
49:00 <Serenity> dont bring me into your stupid convos
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> indeed it is
49:00 <Jewel> mentally and physically
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
49:00 <Jewel> ok boss lady
50:00 <Jewel> i was gonna say how godly your lady form is and i wouldnt object to sexual imagery of you
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
50:00 <Serenity> dont be a creep jewel
50:00 <Jewel> ok
50:00 <Jewel> just sayin
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> you have to reserve that for inappropriate fridays!
51:00 <Jewel> oops ok kate :)
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> my favourite day of the week for several reasons!
52:00 <Jewel> mmm
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> and on that note, seeing as i'm old now
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> i must sleep and dream of delicious cake!
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> nite peeps
52:00 <Serenity> night kate
53:00 <TheRiddler> kake
53:00 <TheRiddler> damn
53:00 <TheRiddler> better get to bed
53:00 <TheRiddler> goodnight
54:00 <Serenity> o/
55:00 <Maurice> Deadbolt the door
55:00 <Maurice> Quick
55:00 <beehhh> http://en.musicplayon.com/play?v=603996
57:00 <beehhh> student student bushfire drought import joe hockey bill shorten
57:00 <Mew> http://content.clearchannel.com/cc-common/mlib/917/06/917_1404147403.jpg
06:00 <simba> PURE_ITALIAN_XTC
06:00 <British^Meat> sad 4 soton
07:00 <simba> pray 4 soton
07:00 <British^Meat> lol
11:00 <beehhh> i tell you what you need
12:00 <lifestolen> you tell them beehhh 
13:00 <beehhh> http://i01.i.aliimg.com/img/pb/170/224/491/491224170_784.jpg
13:00 <simba> does that help you pretend youre fucking a teenage mutant ninja turtle when your boyfriend puts that on?
16:00 <beehhh> volunteer firefighter killed on duty
18:00 <LoZart> thank you a-beehhh-c
18:00 <LoZart> any other news
18:00 <LoZart> !beehhh Perth Weather
21:00 <simba> beehhh doesnt even have the internet - part of his expulsion from australia included a small selection of recycled yahoo news pieces that were saved onto his laptop, a random one loading each time he clicks the internet explorer icon 
22:00 <simba> thats why we hear the same three or four news stories out of him
22:00 <LoZart> he doesnt even have access to electricity. he has to keep winding up his laptop every 15 minutes
22:00 <simba> but how does he use irc?! everyone asks
22:00 <LoZart> probably one of those laptops the UN were giving up 
23:00 <simba> the answer? beehhh is a part of your imagination
23:00 <LoZart> satellite dish on a coconut tree
23:00 <LoZart> maybe this is a communal hallucination
23:00 <LoZart> we need to be sent into a hospital and put into comas to forget he ever existed
23:00 <LoZart> like Freddy
24:00 <Serenity> chris
24:00 <simba> freddy got fingered?
24:00 <simba> were all just bashing into QWERTY keyboards we drew on our desks
24:00 <simba> in the ward
25:00 <Mew> i told joel to print out some irc logs before he gets locked up and a notepad to write down his responses
25:00 <Serenity> whats he getting locked up for
25:00 <Mew> no idea
25:00 <LoZart> falsely claiming aboriginal heritage for abstudy
26:00 <LoZart> and never turning up to classes
26:00 <LoZart> it's illegal now under abbott
26:00 <simba> lol
26:00 <Mew> ah yeh im from tha crakatinny tribe brus
26:00 <simba> it has to be something to do with harming women surely
26:00 <LoZart> yeap that's it
27:00 <Serenity> he threw a chair at someone in a freaking take away place
27:00 <Serenity> it could be anything
28:00 <simba> wow
28:00 <Mew> i dont think its definite but he said his lawyer said theres a chance
28:00 <simba> hes prob on one of those videos on liveleak
28:00 <LoZart> he's also addicted to Diablo III and was trying to get me into it
28:00 <[[x]]> lawyers always say there is a chance
29:00 <LoZart> is there a link between computer games and throwing chairs at people in public places???
29:00 <Maurice> (23:27:49) (Serenity): he threw a chair at someone in a freaking take away place
29:00 <Maurice> LOL
29:00 <Maurice> Sounds like my kids classroom
29:00 <beehhh> things used to be great
29:00 <LoZart> some uni lecturers throw chairs at students too
30:00 <LoZart> i was visiting someone from school once and they were all whispering "dont piss off that tall white kid he threw a chair at a teacher he could do anything!"
30:00 <LoZart> Mirrabook Degrassi SHS
30:00 <LoZart> Mirrabooka*
31:00 <Serenity> im going to bed to sleep undisturbed
32:00 <Serenity> im so excited
32:00 <Serenity> goodnight
32:00 <Maurice> This kid with the chair is mentally challeneged and as tall as me
32:00 <Maurice> Bad times
32:00 <Maurice> Plus correct spelling
32:00 <LoZart> sleeping with the sound of thunder
32:00 <LoZart> nature's cat purring
32:00 <Maurice> So, how many babies are you having, Serenity?
32:00 <Serenity> absolutely none
32:00 <Maurice> LOL
32:00 <Maurice> I hear you, horrible things
32:00 <Serenity> i already have 4 kids or something to that effect
33:00 <Serenity> 4 to 4 dads or something
33:00 <Maurice> Dont forget they're to different men
33:00 <Maurice> Oh snap
33:00 <Serenity> lol
33:00 <Serenity> and ones black
33:00 <Serenity> and ones asian
33:00 <Maurice> LOL
33:00 <Mew> i dont know who the father of my child is but sometimes chris trips out and thinks its him
33:00 <Maurice> My bro in law told my dad yesterday about my former black man
33:00 <Mew> and he gets angry at me for stealing his sperm
33:00 <LoZart> lol
33:00 <Serenity> LOL
33:00 <Maurice> How embarrassing
33:00 <LoZart> probably thinks you are Sara too
34:00 <LoZart> every female that comes in to a channel he is in he thinks it's her
34:00 <Serenity> he told me once i should be nice to him because im fat and he wants to eat me out
34:00 <LoZart> and resumes the conversation f rom the last time
34:00 <Serenity> ...
34:00 <Serenity> im not even kidding
34:00 <beehhh> http://www.domesticgeekgirl.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/401345_279024375490583_132733712_n.jpg
34:00 <Maurice> Mew, my own husband asked me who our 2nd baby got his blue eyes from
34:00 <simba> well he doesnt really know how humans communicate with one another
34:00 <Maurice> Me, him, our first born, last born, all have blue eyes..
35:00 <simba> lol beehhh and his incredible obsession with foreskin
35:00 <Mew> lmfao
35:00 <Serenity> alice has the most pretty blue eyes
35:00 <Maurice> I was like 'are you fucking kidding me? Do you look in the mirror?'
35:00 <Mew> if they came out black atleast he'd know you watched some decent 3d porn
35:00 <Serenity> too bad shes always got bags under her eyes cause she never sleeps
35:00 <Maurice> Thats sad, Serenity
35:00 <Serenity> shes the most stubborn baby ive ever met
36:00 <Maurice> Lol
36:00 <Serenity> my kids would always sit in a rocker or a swing or even the pram at least for 10 minutes or so
36:00 <Serenity> she wont sit in anything
36:00 <Serenity> you either have to carry her or chase her around the house
37:00 <Maurice> With Cal I used to put him in the pram and rock him an hour before he actually wanted to sleep
37:00 <Maurice> I was just desperate for bedtim
37:00 <Maurice> e
37:00 <Serenity> she wont even lay down for a bum change
37:00 <Serenity> soon as you lay her down she screeches at yo
37:00 <Serenity> u
37:00 <Maurice> LOL
37:00 <Maurice> I'm so glad its you, not me :D
37:00 <Serenity> im fucking exhausted lol
38:00 <Serenity> and my arms hurt from carrying her
38:00 <Serenity> lol
38:00 <Maurice> I carried a bag of dog food on my hip, that was enough
38:00 <Maurice> It made me wonder how I carried kids
38:00 <Serenity> hahaha
39:00 <Maurice> Dog food or potatoes
39:00 <Serenity> how one little tiny human just controls and entire household lol
39:00 <Maurice> Both have the same effect
39:00 <Serenity> she cant be any more than 7 kilos honestly lol
39:00 <Maurice> Lol that was Auds, he ruled the roost
39:00 <Maurice> They're assholes
39:00 <Maurice> Speaking of which..
39:00 <Serenity> i love her to death but im glad shes at home now
39:00 <Serenity> lol
40:00 <beehhh> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E9YHBUef9OM
40:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Best Ever Chinese Bamboo Flute Zen Relaxing Music Playlist- Over 2500 Likes - Meditation Spa Yoga ( Jul 17, 2013) 01:04:18 - Category: Entertainment - 855,934 - 5,019 likes (96%), 209 dislikes (4%)
40:00 <Maurice> LOL
40:00 <Maurice> I keep telling you, and one day you'll listen: Babies are horrible
40:00 <simba> babies own
41:00 <simba> when u dont own em..!!!!!!!
41:00 <Serenity> i didnt realise how out of practice i was haha
41:00 <LoZart> lol beehhh 
41:00 <Serenity> i went to take her to mums yesterday and went to walk out the door and then i realised.. i need to pack a fucking bag
41:00 <Serenity> wtf..
41:00 <beehhh> thats bill shorten's speech 
42:00 <beehhh> packed a cone
42:00 <Maurice> Oh god, Serenity, nightmare come true
42:00 <beehhh> for those suffering dementia irc isnt the right choice
42:00 <Maurice> My niece is nearly 3 and thats bad enough
42:00 <Serenity> id probably lose weight if i had a baby
42:00 <Serenity> lol
42:00 <beehhh> Maurice is a goodmix
42:00 <Maurice> Die.
43:00 <beehhh> she has the op n family
43:00 <Maurice> I'd go all Robin Williams on you right now
43:00 <Maurice> (23:42:47) (Serenity): id probably lose weight if i had a baby <--- LOL I thought I'd have muscles, its all a lie
43:00 <beehhh> he lived his life to the full i guess
43:00 <LoZart> beehhh: what is the cure for bipolar?
44:00 <Serenity> ok i need to finish this ep of dr who before i go
44:00 <Maurice> LoZart, panadol.
44:00 <beehhh> meditation, go to buthan for holidays
44:00 <Maurice> The storm is so loud
44:00 <Serenity> its finished
45:00 <Serenity> here
45:00 <beehhh> http://www.nepalvista.com/features/features-images/rara-lake-nepal.jpg
45:00 <Serenity> talk about anti climatic
45:00 <Maurice> LOL Bo just yelled out 'MUUUUUUUUUUUUM'
45:00 <Maurice> And I yelled 'NOPE!' and hes gone quiet
45:00 <Serenity> lol
46:00 <beehhh> http://www.funnepal.org/images/gallery/gallery/Phewa-Lake-Pokhara-10NA414.jpg
46:00 <^pilot^> Btw lori, im not an asshole, im a cunt, get it right
46:00 <^pilot^> :)
47:00 <faux>                                                                                                                               ok                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   
47:00 <faux> wtf
47:00 <Maurice> Piss off m8, I never said your nick
47:00 <Maurice> Go fuck a melon
47:00 <beehhh> i cant even remember my old phone numbers in australia
47:00 <Maurice> It'll be the only thing to enjoy it
47:00 <^pilot^> And don't call me mate either
47:00 <simba> let  go of australia, beehhh
47:00 <Serenity>                                                                                                                                ok                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   
47:00 <Serenity> rofl..
48:00 <faux> lmao
48:00 <^pilot^> You didn't have to say my nick, your passive agressiveness and history says it all
48:00 <Maurice> Bye me choco <3
48:00 <Serenity> not yet
48:00 <Serenity> this ep isnt finished
48:00 <Maurice> Can you provide me with a pasting
48:00 <beehhh> simba let go of getting free allowance from daddy n centerlink
48:00 <faux> lol
48:00 <simba> WHOA
48:00 <faux> i just hd the best sleep ever
48:00 <faux> this rain rules
48:00 <simba> dont lash out at me because you know wwhat im saying is right
49:00 <Serenity> im about to go sleep my ass off
49:00 <beehhh> faux are you cut like me
49:00 <Serenity> .
49:00 <faux> ye
49:00 <LoZart> beehhh: if you were PM would you force all men to have their gender reassigned to women?
49:00 <faux> big ol cut dik
49:00 <Maurice> Is ^pilot^ referring to where I was talking about my sadly deceased kitten?
49:00 <Maurice> Thats so disgusting
49:00 <Maurice> SO. WRONG.
49:00 <^pilot^> * Topic is 'Welcome to #melbourne | http://wundergroundmusic.com/crystal-meth-actually-good-for-you-admit-doctors/'
49:00 <^pilot^> * Set by Serenity on Thu Aug 07 09:18:36 2014
49:00 <^pilot^> * ChanOP sets mode: -b *!*mibbit@*.optusnet.com.au
49:00 <^pilot^> <@Maurice> Lol that was Auds, he ruled the roost
49:00 <^pilot^> <@Maurice> They're assholes
49:00 <^pilot^> <@Maurice> Speaking of which..
49:00 <Maurice> Auds was my cat
50:00 <LoZart> beehhh?
50:00 <Maurice> Fucktard
50:00 <^pilot^> you called them assholes
50:00 <beehhh> it suppose to be the biggest n strongest then the Doctors killed it
50:00 <^pilot^> then "Speaking of which.." moments after i join
50:00 <simba> if you let a doctor brainwash you into mutilating your cock you deserve everything u get
50:00 <^pilot^> gg 
50:00 <Maurice> Its not always about you
50:00 <Maurice> Get a fucking grip
50:00 <Serenity> cybermennnn
50:00 <MadScientist> of course it is
50:00 <beehhh> i have no hope in you guys
51:00 <Serenity> go cut your cock off beehhh
51:00 <Serenity> its no good
51:00 <Maurice> MadScientist, my bad
51:00 <simba> just get rid of the entire thing
51:00 <beehhh> what if i sew your then fist your
51:00 <Serenity> you wot
51:00 <beehhh> your wot
52:00 <PandasDontDrive> circumcizion?
52:00 <Serenity> alright
52:00 <beehhh> FGM man
52:00 <Serenity> time for me to do what i do best
52:00 <PandasDontDrive> htf its spelt
52:00 <^pilot^> morning josh
52:00 <Serenity> sleep
52:00 <Serenity> o/
52:00 <PandasDontDrive> mornin
52:00 <beehhh> all these should be banned
52:00 <Serenity> night me nilla
52:00 <PandasDontDrive> :P
52:00 <beehhh> you educated people needs to wake up
52:00 <PandasDontDrive> Sezz u horny horny sexy beasty
52:00 <beehhh> do something good before you die
53:00 <PandasDontDrive> we watch documentaries narrated by Morgan Freeman beehhh!!!!
53:00 <PandasDontDrive> we're all snobs mate!
53:00 <Maurice> Byeeeee choco <3
53:00 <beehhh> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eX445QJ0fwE
54:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Música Zen ~ Zen Music ( Dec 4, 2013) 02:12:52 - Category: Education - 1,452,225 - 5,728 likes (95%), 299 dislikes (5%)
54:00 <simba> https://38.media.tumblr.com/1add58daee75042c9b8ba981903e98ec/tumblr_nadmb555b01qzf26go1_500.jpg
55:00 <screwss> LoZart: lithium
55:00 <beehhh> shes not fitting in her small cam
56:00 <beehhh> you look sexy simba on small cam
57:00 <simba> stfu mirza
00:00 <beehhh> http://images.sodahead.com/polls/001698533/1823948780_12MostWeirdMugShotsOf20101_answer_2_xlarge.jpeg
00:00 <Maurice> My Cam is not small..
01:00 <simba> is ur butt?
02:00 <beehhh> your bf needs a bus when he goes for his walk
02:00 <Maurice> Of course it;s small
02:00 <screwss> holy head
02:00 <screwss> not sure if thats a way to get ahead in life
03:00 <beehhh> when he goes into the lift the rest catch the stairs
03:00 <simba> mirza u ready?
03:00 <Maurice> Fucktarded idiots
04:00 <beehhh> his head prolly blown off by the israeli rocket
04:00 <beehhh> shrapnols
05:00 <Maurice> My knuckle is burning, I peeled the flesh off when I tried to give the kitten a collar
05:00 <Maurice> shrapols, wtf
06:00 <beehhh> simba strop pranking me
06:00 <simba> im not bro
06:00 <Maurice> Shrapnels
06:00 <Maurice> simba, prank me ;)
06:00 <beehhh> shropnuls bru
07:00 <Maurice> Let me listen to your british sounding voice
07:00 <simba> ok
07:00 <simba> looks like mirza loses out
07:00 <Maurice> Yum
07:00 <beehhh> i like beagles dirty aussie accent
07:00 <simba> his skype says "hey sexy boys" lol
07:00 <simba> hes such a fagget
07:00 <beehhh> he makes me charming
07:00 <simba> he makes me charming
07:00 <Maurice> Speaking of
08:00 <Maurice> I am soooo charming
08:00 <Maurice> Or whatevs
08:00 <beehhh> i'd throw simba and a couple of sanga for you
08:00 <simba> is beagle asleep?
08:00 <simba> i might call him
08:00 <simba> wake him up
08:00 <Maurice> Record it
09:00 <beehhh> hes not online for ages someone might hurt him im afraid
09:00 <simba> for ages? he was talking in #adelaidesa
09:00 <simba> an hour ago
09:00 <simba> god youre useless
09:00 <beehhh> youre?
09:00 <Maurice> Otherwise get your dick out on skype
09:00 <simba> hes STILL in there
09:00 <simba> lol
09:00 <Maurice> Now
09:00 <beehhh> you re malaka
09:00 <simba> "ohhh my friend might be in trouble" doesnt even check
10:00 <beehhh> im not online
10:00 <simba> if only
10:00 <beehhh> that one is different chat
10:00 <Maurice> I have the same issue with my finger
10:00 <Maurice> It burns with a cut
10:00 <beehhh> cause im made out of blood
11:00 <simba> lol Maurice
11:00 <beehhh> take it all in
11:00 <Maurice> Dont you lol me, I will smash you
11:00 <Maurice> Bro
11:00 <beehhh> hehe
12:00 <simba> Maurice can you do this
12:00 <simba> https://38.media.tumblr.com/45d1fdad12677fe6b23d0a81c93067c7/tumblr_n9wvfnCctF1qivspno1_250.gif
13:00 <beehhh> rofl
16:00 <Maurice> simba, der, thats me, both of them
16:00 <simba> u rock bro
16:00 <beehhh> http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-Aj4ulHqkueg/Uo8aESZHD4I/AAAAAAAAPc4/JRvxxwvKM3c/s1600/funny-jewish-women-men-circumcised.jpg
18:00 <simba> good 1
19:00 <simba> apaprently beagles banned in here
19:00 <simba> Good
21:00 <screwss> Sun	Lish	Picard: Um....never  I don't fuck my husband, why would I fuck you? 
22:00 <simba> ive never seen that nick b4
23:00 <screwss> anyone online apart from simba 
24:00 <simba> no
24:00 <simba> find a new server
26:00 <screwss> you mean network
27:00 <simba> i wish ur net didnt work lol
27:00 <simba> zinga
29:00 <screwss> lol classic
29:00 <screwss> hey xm 
00:00 <WarMachine> lolololololololololol
00:00 <WarMachine> Closer and closer we're passing ships in the night.
02:00 <simba> r u really quoting new queens of the stone age
02:00 <WarMachine> a year old now
02:00 <WarMachine> so not so much new
02:00 <simba> i call anything of theirs after 2004 new
02:00 <simba> ie. bad
03:00 <WarMachine> mmm
03:00 <WarMachine> I liked the new one
03:00 <WarMachine> I get it though
03:00 <simba> its not BAD its just the same
03:00 <WarMachine> Songs for the deaf rocked
03:00 <WarMachine> I guess I admire them for not changing
03:00 <WarMachine> lololololololololol
04:00 <simba> and I admire YOU for not changing
04:00 <Loof> i like the new album heaps
04:00 <WarMachine> rofl
04:00 <WarMachine> same loof
04:00 <WarMachine> My god is the sun, very good track
04:00 <Loof> if i had a tail and smooth sailing
04:00 <WarMachine> good tracks
05:00 <WarMachine> I sat by the ocean is my fav though 
05:00 <screwss> i remember seeing iron man 2 gettin so revved up about war machine
06:00 <screwss> and he was hardly in it, like a 10 second scene at the end of the movie
06:00 <British^Meat> ooer
06:00 <screwss> then i was like no matter he will probably be in most of iron man 3
06:00 <WarMachine> This was cool too https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ugCJ65sPdU
06:00 <screwss> and he was in it even less :P
06:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Josh Homme - Nobody To Love ( Nov 7, 2012) 2:55 - Category: Comedy - 32,683 - 230 likes (98.7%), 3 dislikes (1.3%)
08:00 <WarMachine> oh screwss I am not named after the Iron Man, War Machine.. I'm the mixed martial artist who beat up his porn star wife.
09:00 <WarMachine> http://www.newsday.com/sports/mixed-martial-arts/war-machine-jon-koppenhaver-arrested-in-christy-mack-beating-1.9073714
10:00 <screwss> oh that dude
10:00 <screwss> roid rage man
10:00 <WarMachine> lolololololol
10:00 <WarMachine> yes
11:00 <screwss> yeh what a freak that guy is
11:00 <screwss> i saw the disturbing pic of his post beaten widfe
11:00 <WarMachine> He fights for Bellator and not the ufc for a reason
11:00 <screwss> pics*
13:00 <screwss> yeh
13:00 <screwss> im not up with the termanology
13:00 <screwss> terminology
13:00 <screwss> now theres a guy you wouldnt want to get on the wrong side of
14:00 <WarMachine> Good call
17:00 <screwss> but i still like WAR MACHINE
17:00 <screwss> FROM IRON MAN
17:00 <screwss> you cant tell or anything but im a bit of a marvel fan BOY
17:00 <WarMachine> War Machine is cool
17:00 <WarMachine> I like Venom from Spiderman
23:00 <screwss> the next spidey wont come out for ANOTHER 4 MOTHERBITCHIN YEARS
23:00 <screwss> how long does it take to make these stupid movies
23:00 <screwss> and they munted venom in spidey 3
26:00 <simba> lol
30:00 <WarMachine> LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
32:00 <screwss> http://www.imdb.com/title/tt3402242/
32:00 <BlackDevil> IMDB: The Sinister Six (2016) - -/10 - Stars: - Rated: N/A - Runtime: 0secs - Genre: N/A - Release Date: 11 November 2016 (USA)
35:00 <simba> grown men who love superheros
35:00 <simba> :~(
50:00 <Bastardly_One> phone tethering
50:00 <Bastardly_One> probably costing me a mint
05:00 <fawks> What's wrong with your internet 
06:00 <Bastardly_One> no idea
27:00 <Bastardly_One> yay!
27:00 <Bastardly_One> this isp needs to change it's slogan
27:00 <Bastardly_One> dumb cunts
28:00 <Q{> i concur
28:00 <bee_girl> goodness
29:00 <Q{> hai snotnose bee_girl 
30:00 <bee_girl> im all clear
30:00 <Q{> snort first before u can sniff
31:00 <bee_girl> ok whatevs Q{
31:00 <Q{> u want to see:
31:00 <Q{> World's most pierced man barred from Dubai
31:00 <Q{> ?
32:00 <bee_girl> saw him
32:00 <Fez> Hi
32:00 <Q{> lol
32:00 <Q{> i didnt click
32:00 <Fez> Hello
32:00 <Q{> thumbnail looked gross
32:00 <bee_girl> he's got horns
33:00 <Fez> Gday
33:00 <bee_girl> HI FEZ!
33:00 <Q{> hi fez
33:00 <Fez> Hehe
33:00 <bee_girl> :D
33:00 <Fez> Sup
33:00 <bee_girl> the bottom of my cup of tea
33:00 <Fez> U set off my highlight. Whats up?
33:00 <Fez> Lol
33:00 <bee_girl> di di?
34:00 <bee_girl> what'd we say?
34:00 <Fez> Nice shoes beegirl
34:00 <bee_girl> im not wearing any yet
35:00 <bee_girl> just sox
35:00 <Fez> Fkn hot
35:00 <Fez> Long socks?
35:00 <Q{> do not undress her feet with ur eyes fez
35:00 <bee_girl> they are long sox 
36:00 <Fez> Omg
36:00 <Fez> Can we meet?
36:00 <Fez> Ill buy the hjs
36:00 <Timmo> She has no thigh gap though Fez. 
36:00 <bee_girl> https://scontent-a-lax.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xaf1/t1.0-9/10570415_10152551208111321_5944791502275346112_n.jpg
37:00 <bee_girl> hjs?
37:00 <Fez> Thigh gap?
37:00 <Fez> Hungry jacks
37:00 <bee_girl> ahhh!
37:00 <bee_girl> hjs 
37:00 <bee_girl> its been a while
37:00 <Fez> Ill pay
38:00 <bee_girl> heh
38:00 <bee_girl> got ur vouchers ready
38:00 <bee_girl> ?
38:00 <Fez> Yup
38:00 <Fez> Free upgrades
39:00 <Fez> Nneat huh
39:00 <bee_girl> http://fitfullfun.files.wordpress.com/2014/03/iseriouslydontunderstandwhywomenwantathighgap_c9397646ae3ca2fd51b249b063b46ffe.jpg
39:00 <Fez> Aah
39:00 <Fez> U got a thighgap bee?
40:00 <bee_girl> http://i.perezhilton.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/screen-shot-2014-03-10-at-1010ab__oPt.jpg 
40:00 <bee_girl> theres a photoshopped thigh gap
41:00 <bee_girl> no thigh gap here
41:00 <bee_girl> well certainly not a gaping one
43:00 <Fez> Ah yea
44:00 <Fez> Can i see? ;)
44:00 <bee_girl> lol
45:00 <Fez> Please?
45:00 <Fez> Oh pm..ta
46:00 <bee_girl> lol
46:00 <bee_girl> u funny fez making me laugh :)
48:00 <bee_girl> have u got a thigh gap Fez?
49:00 <Fez> Yup
49:00 <bee_girl> can i see? ;)
49:00 <Fez> But ny penis fills it
49:00 <bee_girl> lol
49:00 <Fez> So no
50:00 <Fez> Your alkowed
50:00 <bee_girl> does that mean it never gets up
50:00 <Fez> Pm k
51:00 <Fez> It goes up sometimesbee
51:00 <Fez> U wanna help it?
51:00 <Shadowgate> Fez is funny lol
51:00 <bee_girl> sometimes huh
51:00 <Shadowgate> bee_girl is adorable aww
52:00 <Fez> Beegirl has attractive socks
00:00 <Shadowgate> bee_girl is adorable aww
00:00 <bee_girl> lol
01:00 <bee_girl> bored more like it
02:00 <Shadowgate> lol
04:00 <Fez> Creams
04:00 <Fez> Beegirl i broke my hotdog
05:00 <bee_girl> doesnt sound good
07:00 <Fez> Nope
08:00 <Fez> I cut it too much
14:00 <bee_girl> hot dogs at this time of the day?
15:00 <faux> creama
22:00 <Fez> Yes bee girl
35:00 <ilmRg1InT> sure is quiet round these here parts.
35:00 <bee_girl> too big a gap
36:00 <ilmRg1InT> dat gap.
36:00 <bee_girl> thigh gap
39:00 <doctor> they dont come round these parts no more
39:00 <ilmRg1InT> i dont entirely blame 'em
39:00 <ilmRg1InT> i'm honestly surprised austnet still manages to keep servers online
40:00 <doctor> its runs off the disappointement and resentment of all its users
40:00 <doctor> by being here, you are feeding into it
40:00 <ilmRg1InT> that makes some sort of twisted sense.
42:00 <bee_girl> oz.org is so anything is possible
42:00 <ilmRg1InT> wait, wait, wait.
42:00 <ilmRg1InT> you're saying ozorg still exists?
42:00 <ilmRg1InT> o.O
42:00 <ilmRg1InT> i remember back when ozorg was actually au.undernet :/
42:00 <ilmRg1InT> it split off around '96
42:00 <bee_girl> yes
43:00 <bee_girl> im waiting for old lovers to re appear
43:00 <bee_girl> im on oz.org right now
43:00 <bee_girl> in #melbourne
43:00 <bee_girl> and hoping #politics will revive itself
44:00 <Pyro-> if you tell everyone in channels such as this, mostly full of dickwad trolls, it'll be fucked in weeks
44:00 <bee_girl> oh
44:00 <bee_girl> well its a bit slow i must admit
45:00 <Pyro-> yeah, suppose it wold be
49:00 <Fez> Trollscript2014 is out
52:00 <ilmRg1InT> needs.moar.sleep
57:00 <bee_girl> 382 ppl on oz.org
58:00 <ilmRg1InT> bee_girl: wow, that's a few.
58:00 <ilmRg1InT> scarily close to austnet numbers
02:00 <bee_girl> #melbourn has 13 ppl
02:00 <bee_girl> they must be in private
03:00 <bee_girl> they are in #respawn
03:00 <bee_girl> and #gothic
03:00 <bee_girl> and #gay
03:00 <bee_girl> and #sgi
09:00 <Serenity> all the big channels on oz.org are set to private
09:00 <Serenity> thank god
11:00 <Fez> He exist?
21:00 <ilmRg1InT> wonder if #aussies is still around
22:00 <bee_girl> nope
47:00 <ilmRg1InT> *** Users on #aussies: @sisko
47:00 <ilmRg1InT> lol.
48:00 <British^Meat> farkin straya aye
48:00 <ilmRg1InT> ey cunt.
48:00 <British^Meat> farkin oi aye yeh nah
48:00 <ilmRg1InT> pfft.
55:00 <Timmo> Can you, just got one second, not be a fuckwit? 
57:00 <British^Meat> yeh nah
00:00 <Timmo> Ciggy butt brain
03:00 <ilmRg1InT> meatie piss flaps
10:00 <GoDzHiTmAn> yo mutherfukkers anyone lookin 4 work as a hitman
11:00 <Timmo> Is this how you deal with your unemployment?  Fantasy role play? 
11:00 <ilmRg1InT> GoDzHiTmAn: how much you charge?
13:00 <GoDzHiTmAn> i cahrge the world with 17.5% interest
13:00 <Timmo> The new hardcore history podcast is out.  Fuck you weird cunts right off once it's downloaded.
14:00 <Timmo> Are you a hitman or a banker? 
14:00 <Timmo> Get off the drugs GoDzHiTmAn. 
20:00 <doctor> being unemployed gives you so much spare time you've just got to use your imagination to amuse yourself
20:00 <Timmo> Don't get it high on snorting cleaning chemicals first though. 
21:00 <ilmRg1InT> i thought bathsalts were the 'thing' these days
21:00 <doctor> if it kills them quicker, shouldn't we be advocating it since we aren't allowed to euthanise them?
21:00 <Timmo> You are wise beyond your years doctor. 
22:00 <doctor> lol
22:00 <Serenity> remember back in the day where bathsalts were something you put in your bath
22:00 <ilmRg1InT> send 'em to africa. the ebola will take care of 'em
31:00 <British^Meat> youth in asia
33:00 <British^Meat> anthony callea is engaged, :)
34:00 <gremlinz> to another man?
34:00 <British^Meat> yup :)
34:00 <British^Meat> https://s.yimg.com/ea/img/-/140818/campbell_callea_19v2opf-19v2opu.jpg
34:00 <British^Meat> regarde
35:00 <TheRiddler> hallo
36:00 <ilmRg1InT> i thought he was gay
36:00 <British^Meat> full gay
37:00 <British^Meat> i didnt know the other guy was
37:00 <British^Meat> i swear ive seen him hosting something b4
37:00 <ilmRg1InT> not sure how you get engaged if you're gay
37:00 <ilmRg1InT> kinda pointless if you cant get married, either way.
37:00 <Timmo> It's legal to marry for gays in some countries.
37:00 <ilmRg1InT> not in australia
37:00 <TheRiddler> canada or uk
38:00 <British^Meat> yer, they did it in NZ
38:00 <Timmo> They obviously intent to get married in a country that will do it. 
38:00 <ilmRg1InT> he's an aussie tho, right?
38:00 <ilmRg1InT> so what's the point if it's not valid here?
38:00 <TheRiddler> gay marriage is legal in nz?
38:00 <Ana_Ng> people get married for a variety of reasons
38:00 <Timmo> How much of a difference would it make to them if the Australian Govt didn't recognise it? 
38:00 <British^Meat> i dunno, to me, i just dont see it lasting, so im a bit on your side ilmRg1InT
38:00 <Timmo> Not much I would imagine.
39:00 <ilmRg1InT> given that under australian law, you're a defacto married couple anyway - i dont see it matters much anyway
39:00 <TheRiddler> they do recognise it
39:00 <Timmo> You don't need to see how it matters.  That is the joy of being an individual. 
39:00 <TheRiddler> just cant perform it
39:00 <ilmRg1InT> TheRiddler: recognise what?
39:00 <British^Meat> ooer
39:00 <Timmo> I suppose you prefer a world where everyone acts/thinks/believes/feels the same way ilmRg1InT. 
40:00 <TheRiddler> that they're married
40:00 <ilmRg1InT> Timmo: lovely leap there.
40:00 <ilmRg1InT> TheRiddler: nope
40:00 <ilmRg1InT> legally, they're probably defacto-married anyway - with all the same legal rights
40:00 <Timmo> You're disagreeing with their choice, because YOU don't see how it matters. 
40:00 <ilmRg1InT> Timmo: what choice?
40:00 <TheRiddler> lol
40:00 <Timmo> Their choice to get engaged. 
40:00 <British^Meat> is anyone here friends, irl, with a gay married couple?
40:00 <ilmRg1InT> .. i should note that i'm gay.
41:00 <ilmRg1InT> British^Meat: several
41:00 <Ana_Ng> i live in 2014, so yeah
41:00 <British^Meat> not sur ei believe u ilmRg1InT
41:00 <Timmo> Apart from recognition under the law .... they can behave like they're married all day long and their life would be exactly the same as if they were able to legally marry. 
41:00 <Timmo> Let the bum boys have their fun. *shrugs*.
42:00 <Ana_Ng> are you unfamiliar with the legal difference of being married
42:00 <British^Meat> perks
42:00 <British^Meat> lots perks
42:00 <Timmo> I would have to check ... I don't think homosexual couples are considered defacto. 
42:00 <Ana_Ng> yes they are
43:00 <Timmo> This is from your long life in Australia Ana_Ng? 
43:00 <Ana_Ng> i have this thing called the internet
43:00 <Ana_Ng> where i can learn things
43:00 <British^Meat> can ye show us relevant information?
43:00 <Ana_Ng> so check
44:00 <Ana_Ng> http://www.ag.gov.au/RightsAndProtections/HumanRights/Pages/Samesexreforms.aspx
44:00 <Ana_Ng> These amendments aimed to remove discrimination to enable same-sex couples and their children to be recognised by Commonwealth law and enjoy the same entitlements as opposite-sex de facto couples and their children.
45:00 <ilmRg1InT> Ana_ng: under australian law, i think you'll find there are pretty much nil differences between defacto married and married
45:00 <Shadowgate> pubs that dont serve ugly people should be fucken banned
45:00 <ilmRg1InT> and gay couples *are* recognised as defacto-married.
46:00 <ilmRg1InT> (and yes, you linked to that stuff that changed for that back in 2009)
46:00 <British^Meat> not sure i know any gay couples
46:00 <ilmRg1InT> so the only real difference is - if they allow gay marriage - they can say they're married.  the legal implications arent changed.
48:00 <TheRiddler> http://i.imgur.com/2LMv7.jpg
48:00 <TheRiddler> lol
48:00 <TheRiddler> hai Mew
48:00 <Timmo> courts will not acknowledge same sex marriage in regards to property ... only acknowledge married couples. 
48:00 <British^Meat> perks
49:00 <Timmo> So I suppose if the bum boys go in centrelink payments they can say they're a couple. 
49:00 <Ana_Ng> i grew up in the bay area, but the state can still discriminate against gaysit's very sad to see your friends treated unfairly
50:00 <Timmo> Also, in regards to the law, there is a huge difference between married and defacto. 
51:00 <Ana_Ng> can you imagine if your brother could not be present at the birth of his child? the death of his spouse?
53:00 <Ana_Ng> some of the best hospitals here are run by the catholic church. they don't care if you're a hooker who got raped and married your rapist, unless the rapist was the same sex as you
53:00 <British^Meat> thank god i live in aus
53:00 <British^Meat> its pretty ace here
54:00 <ilmRg1InT> Timmo: cna you list any of the differences?
54:00 <Mew> hay riddlz
54:00 <Timmo> Sure.  Let me find the booklet I got from the celebrant I seen last week.
54:00 <British^Meat> lol?
55:00 <Timmo> I am getting married next year British^Meat.  They give you a booklet on what things will change from our current de factor relationship. 
56:00 <British^Meat> gay marriage?
57:00 <Timmo> How did we get to me getting married to another bloke?  We're discussing the legal differences between being defacto and married aren't we? 
57:00 <British^Meat> i thought we were talking gay marriage!
57:00 <ilmRg1InT> "For all intents and purposes, a de facto relationship that meets the criteria set out by the courts is viewed equally to a legal marriage when it comes to matters of the law"
58:00 <Timmo> Stop thinking about my dick and keep up. 
58:00 <British^Meat> lol woah dude, wtf
58:00 <TheRiddler> http://i.imgur.com/bbeCG.jpg lol wtf
58:00 <ilmRg1InT> the laws changed in 2009 pretty massively.
58:00 <ilmRg1InT> and they then included pretty much same rights for straight/gay couples
59:00 <ilmRg1InT> "Changes to the Family Law Act in 2009 brought de facto couples within the federal law and so those couples who separate after  1 March 2009 are, at least for the purposes of a property settlement and division of assets, treated no differently to married couples. This legislation also represents a step closer to equality for homosexual couples as they are also covered by the change to legislation"
00:00 <Timmo> That is in regards to property/assets.  
00:00 <ilmRg1InT> so what are the differences?
01:00 <ilmRg1InT> i'm having trouble finding anything
01:00 <Timmo> That doesn't = the same as being married under the law.  That's just who gets what when you catch your much loved bum boy in someone elses butt. 
01:00 <Timmo> I can't find where the mrs put this booklet. 
02:00 <ilmRg1InT> "Due to various amendments to the law, particularly in the last decade, the differences are minimal when it comes to de facto couples negotiating other settlements such as child support, spousal maintenance, and the division of assets.Like their married counterparts, de facto couples can divide their assets through pre-nuptial agreements before their relationship is official."
02:00 <Ana_Ng> http://www.immi.gov.au/allforms/pdf/1127.pdf
02:00 <Timmo> You think property division is all that matters?  Fuck ... I'm all got giving the homos that right if they think that's all there is to getting married.  
03:00 <ilmRg1InT> Timmo: I keep asking for what else - you cant tell me
04:00 <Timmo> Looking for this booklet thing online now.  Keep your panties on. 
04:00 <British^Meat> whe got grumpy with me too, i didnt like it :(
04:00 <British^Meat> Inferred i was a homosexual
04:00 <British^Meat> I dont like that
05:00 <ilmRg1InT> prety sure you'll find wills, power of attourney, hospital visiting rights, family medical insurance - all covered under existing defacto 
05:00 <Ana_Ng> http://www.theaustralian.com.au/business/legal-affairs/de-facto-couples-have-differences-to-married-counterparts-judge-says/story-e6frg97x-1226893110835
06:00 <Ana_Ng> that's not related to same-sex
06:00 <ilmRg1InT> a very specific case, with lots of mud in the water.
06:00 <ilmRg1InT> i wouldnt hold that up as anything to try and base an argument on
06:00 <ilmRg1InT> there are some interesting conversations i've heard around property ownership and immigation visas - but afaik most of that has been resolved.
06:00 <Timmo> Fuck it.  Google keeps giving me shit search results.  I will ask the mrs when she is awake.  
07:00 <Ana_Ng> http://www.lsc.sa.gov.au/resources/Defacto%20Relationships.pdf
07:00 <ilmRg1InT> so - adoption and reproductive technology, at least in SA
07:00 <Ana_Ng> yeah i think that's it
07:00 <Timmo> The booklet outlines differences from our current de facto relationship and becoming a married couple.  I was half paying attention when she went flicking through it.  
08:00 <Ana_Ng> looks like with property that it's not automatic that the partner owns it
08:00 <Ana_Ng> they have to meet criteria to show worthiness
09:00 <ilmRg1InT> either way - my point stands that the differences are pretty damn minimal these days.
09:00 <Ana_Ng> de facto is a bit like starting a business partnership without a contract
11:00 <Timmo> I love how Ana_Ng and google has made her a bit of a know it all on Australian Law.  Beehhh the second. 
14:00 <LolinFirf> ana_ng is really a guy
14:00 <LolinFirf> who thinks he pilots planes
14:00 <ilmRg1InT> oh, ana_ng is supposed to be a girl?
14:00 <Timmo> That's a lie. 
14:00 <Timmo> She's female.  I've seen the picture ... sadly. 
16:00 <LolinFirf> anyone can show a picture
16:00 <LolinFirf> doesn't have to be them
17:00 <LolinFirf> Ana_Ng: is a liar
17:00 <Timmo> Just google "pancake tits in a bodice" and if her picture is online it will come up. 
18:00 <Timmo> bodice/corset whatever. 
18:00 <ilmRg1InT> gross.
19:00 <TheRiddler> lol
20:00 <Timmo> http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-KgKK8zQ3PWU/T4bI5X_w7DI/AAAAAAAAJQs/E1bAyyD0zEs/s400/4678847e846a824ec95d3886a841bf7d5eb157d.jpg    <----------- closest pic I could find.
20:00 <Ana_Ng> you guys are hilarious
20:00 <TheRiddler> needs some maple syrup
24:00 <Shadowgate> Timmo is funny lol
28:00 <Ana_Ng> damio, my love
29:00 <LolinFirf> Ana_Ng: how is alaska
29:00 <slinky_j> damio my bf
29:00 <slinky_j> reow
32:00 <Fez> Breasts
32:00 <slinky_j> one day ill see some breasts!
32:00 <slinky_j> xD
32:00 <Ana_Ng> handbra
32:00 <slinky_j> ew@handbra
32:00 <Ana_Ng> alaska is calm
33:00 <Fez> U got optus tv with fetch?
33:00 <slinky_j> what's the point if there's no nipples?
33:00 <Ana_Ng> it's so calm a bus driver fell asleep today
33:00 <Fez> Ana wont handbra
33:00 <slinky_j> pff handbra!!
34:00 <slinky_j> how about cup it so the nips show :P
34:00 <slinky_j> its like askin a guy to cup his dick n just leave his balls showing.
34:00 <Ana_Ng> sometimes the balls are too big for his hand
35:00 <slinky_j> hahahaha
35:00 <TheRon> http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l5ohhngrCQ1qzozj1.jpg
35:00 <slinky_j> if we didnt have man parts and lady parts u think we'd get along?
35:00 <slinky_j> Ana
35:00 <slinky_j> lol
36:00 <BlackDevil> Private autopsy shows Michael Brown was shot at least 6 times in front of body
37:00 <BlackDevil> twice in head
37:00 <TheRon> who?
37:00 <simba> the guy that doesnt exist that theyre shitting on about to further anger black people
37:00 <slinky_j> i remember being cum shot twice in the head
37:00 <slinky_j> I shook that dudes hand.
38:00 <TheRon> like my teabags?
38:00 <slinky_j> angering black people is what mexicans do best
38:00 <slinky_j> did that guy that shot the black kid ever end up in the ring with um The Game?
39:00 <slinky_j> Game said on tmz he would fight him.
39:00 <TheRon> i hear a rumour that ray allen is gonna make a sequel to he got game
39:00 <simba> loll
39:00 <slinky_j> lol
39:00 <doctor> they seem to be competing for the for the minorty status that envokes the most pity from the left
40:00 <ATS63> heh... that was pretty lame... adsl outage on my exchange... while it was down I broke the keys for 2 of my neighbours, ends up their links were also down
40:00 <slinky_j> man this movie has a smashin rock soundtrack, I feel like a nigger on smack
40:00 <slinky_j> 2 days n i have adsl2+ lolz
40:00 <doctor> must have got up too quick
40:00 <TheRon> starship - nothing's gonna stop us now
41:00 <ATS63> Doesn't everyone have adsl2+?
41:00 <slinky_j> simba all my stressin' over internetz and im told by a nice filo chick im on adsl 1
41:00 <simba> ?
41:00 <slinky_j> last monday
41:00 <doctor> im not sure what i have
41:00 <doctor> its just internet
41:00 <slinky_j> ye
41:00 <ATS63> I sync at 23293kbit which is pretty nice
41:00 <simba> how did you not know you were on adsl
41:00 <simba> even i knew
41:00 <TheRon> i just got beer
41:00 <slinky_j> because the plan was adsl2
42:00 <slinky_j> supposed to be*
42:00 <doctor> im an old man, cut me some slack
42:00 <slinky_j> she gave me free hundred gig on monday
42:00 <slinky_j> 2 days to go n unlimited
42:00 <simba> its in your best interests to get the fuck away from bigpond, i dont know why youre so stubborn
42:00 <slinky_j> lol
42:00 <TheRon> so even more illegal downloads??
42:00 <slinky_j> hahaha
43:00 <slinky_j> yo tpg didnt bother callin
43:00 <slinky_j> im not their gf
43:00 <slinky_j> telstra will survive dude
43:00 <doctor> and its in your best interest
43:00 <doctor> ah fuck it
43:00 <ATS63> TheRon: news.astraweb.com
43:00 <TheRon> nah
43:00 <TheRon> news depresses me
44:00 <slinky_j> what kind've news
44:00 <slinky_j> sbs news
44:00 <slinky_j> or the chan seven shit tellin you about petrol prices?
44:00 <slinky_j> lol
44:00 <faux> astrawberry.com
44:00 <TheRon> channel nine news that isn't even news
44:00 <slinky_j> oh btw simbi
44:00 <slinky_j> ash is back!!
44:00 <slinky_j> from teh japarne
45:00 <TheRiddler> telstra is shit
46:00 <TheRiddler> they're struggling to make a profit too
46:00 <simba> im fixin a hole where the rain gets in
47:00 <slinky_j> I just had a dig at a turtle.
47:00 <TheRiddler> tpg is atm king of the market
47:00 <TheRiddler> with iinet 2nd
47:00 <TheRon> i think midnight oil wrote a song about tpg
48:00 <TheRon> blue sky mine i think it was called
48:00 <slinky_j> i guess when tpg send me a lover letter ill go back n finish the contract.
49:00 <TheRon> more porn for you?
49:00 <slinky_j> move movie dls
50:00 <slinky_j> more*
52:00 <slinky_j> muzaik i so gotta dl this soundtrack
52:00 <TheRiddler> I havent tried to dl any movies yet
52:00 <TheRon> footloose?
52:00 <TheRon> top gun?
52:00 <simba> ive got a shittonne i havent watched yet
52:00 <slinky_j> haha footlose
52:00 <slinky_j> its a fkn rock soundtrack man
53:00 <slinky_j> xD
53:00 <TheRiddler> original or remake?
53:00 <TheRon> rock of ages?
53:00 <TheRiddler> detroit rock city
53:00 <slinky_j> from Only Lovers Left Alive
53:00 <slinky_j> kick ass soundtrack
54:00 <TheRiddler> damn isohunt is shutdown
54:00 <TheRiddler> what's a good torrent site
54:00 <slinky_j> soulseek
54:00 <slinky_j> i use old soulseek
54:00 <slinky_j> no fkn around
54:00 <Ana_Ng> oh god
54:00 <Ana_Ng> jim jarmusch? no  thanks
54:00 <slinky_j> goin to hate on Jim?
55:00 <simba> teh pirate bay
55:00 <slinky_j> took seven yrs to have the movie made
55:00 <slinky_j> since hollywood wont fund
55:00 <Ana_Ng> yeah a thousand movies are like that
55:00 <slinky_j> orly?
55:00 <TheRiddler> how does 1 use soulseek
55:00 <slinky_j> I think um, I don't have one movie like this
55:00 <slinky_j> hollup riddles
56:00 <Ana_Ng> maybe it didn't get funded because jim jarmusch is in appropriately pretentious for his minimal talent
56:00 <slinky_j> i should have the old soulseek still works on here
56:00 <slinky_j> somewhere..
56:00 <Ana_Ng> and he's never done anything that's really been a box office success
56:00 <Ana_Ng> so may as well put your money in a startup
56:00 <slinky_j> alright
56:00 <simba> who cares if a film is a box office success tho
57:00 <Ana_Ng> investors
57:00 <slinky_j> open up your mangina im gonna send you a nice splat.
57:00 <simba> you dont make music hoping it reaches the top 40 charts
57:00 <Ana_Ng> it's just a business
57:00 <TheRon> download some toto
57:00 <Ana_Ng> how do you know why people make music
57:00 <Ana_Ng> why do you think it's one reason
57:00 <simba> i mean people who count
57:00 <Ana_Ng> if you really want to make a movie, fund it yourself
58:00 <Ana_Ng> if you want it to have a chance at making money and you can't fund it yourself, you need investors
58:00 <Ana_Ng> business 101
58:00 <Ana_Ng> he spends a lot on his movies and does not get a good return
59:00 <Ana_Ng> people are giving the Coen Bros lots of money, because they don't spend a lot, and everyone will see their movies
59:00 <TheRon> if only michael would learn from his mistakes
59:00 <Ana_Ng> even a so-so coen bros movie makes a profit
59:00 <TheRon> if only michael bay would learn from his mistakes
59:00 <slinky_j> oi simba
00:00 <Ana_Ng> michael bay has benefitted from the recession more than anyone
00:00 <TheRon> i know he's still shit
00:00 <Ana_Ng> people don't want to think about their shitty lives at the movie, they want to escape
00:00 <Ana_Ng> everyone agrees he's shit
00:00 <Ana_Ng> he probably agrees
00:00 <angryravi> TheRiddler u tosser,  your the boring fuck, im more entertaining than u you fucking idling fag
00:00 <Ana_Ng> but he gives people what they want
00:00 <simba> he didnt last long...
00:00 <TheRiddler> lol
01:00 <TheRiddler> wow that struck a nerve
01:00 <TheRiddler> lmao
01:00 <TheRiddler> I said he was boring
01:00 <TheRon> i don't remember pissing anyone off
01:00 <slinky_j> u
02:00 <slinky_j> u dont piss anyone off..
02:00 <TheRon> well not lately anyway
02:00 <slinky_j> lol
02:00 <slinky_j> not intentionally!
02:00 <TheRon> that too
02:00 <slinky_j> ur too nice to piss anyone off man
02:00 <TheRon> mAaybe matthew but........
03:00 <slinky_j> he needs a right shot of scot cock up his welsh arse.
03:00 <slinky_j> haha
03:00 <simba> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JZMroQOtS_U
03:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Super Mario Athlete's Rag Air Platform sight-read; Tom Brier (Aug 12, 2008) - Category: Gaming - 1,432,649 - 18,595 likes (99.6%), 79 dislikes (0.4%)
03:00 <slinky_j> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Only_Lovers_Left_Alive#Soundtrack
10:00 <TheRon>  Whoa, Black Betty, bam-ba-lam Whoa, Black Betty, bam-ba-lam Black Betty had a child, bam-ba-lam The damn thing gone wild, bam-ba-lam
11:00 <TheRiddler> how are dogs doing?
11:00 <TheRon> shithouse
11:00 <TheRon> 25 the diff
12:00 <TheRiddler> 25 isn't bad tho
13:00 <TheRon> should see some of the dog's disposal
13:00 <TheRiddler> yeah
14:00 <TheRiddler> guessing nth are playing poorly too
14:00 <TheRon> Say your prayers, little one Don't forget, my son, To include everyone Tuck you in, warm within…  
14:00 <TheRon> a little
15:00 <TheRon> see if melbourne vs gws is any better
16:00 <TheRiddler> http://i.imgur.com/i6TjG.jpg
17:00 <TheRon> interesting way to order food from the tuck shop
17:00 <TheRiddler> lol yes
17:00 <doctor> naked people is a crime against nature. there should be a law to stop it
17:00 <TheRon> nah
17:00 <TheRon> unattractive people maybe
18:00 <doctor> ALL people
18:00 <TheRon> that photo is completely innocent
19:00 <TheRon> just standing there enjoying a chocolate bar, whats wrong with that?
19:00 <doctor> it is a crime against nature and you are promoting a toxic culture!
19:00 <doctor> think of the children who might see that
19:00 <TheRon> so......
20:00 <doctor> they'd be robbed of their innocence!
20:00 <TheRon> completely natural
20:00 <doctor> unnatural!
20:00 <doctor> The should be arrested
21:00 <TheRon> you've been thunderstruck!!!!
21:00 <doctor> lol
24:00 <slinky_j> so 11 pieces of kfc = sick in bed all night lolz
24:00 <doctor> your stomach would turn into oil
24:00 <doctor> but I reckon I could do it
25:00 <slinky_j> haha was worth it
25:00 <TheRon> we're on the highway to hell!!!
25:00 <slinky_j> all that grease n fat nom nom
25:00 <TheRon> potato and gravy?
26:00 <slinky_j> nah
26:00 <slinky_j> gave ten pieces to my neighbours n kept 11 for me
26:00 <slinky_j> just a bucket man
26:00 <TheRon> i mean you don't want too much fat do you
27:00 <TheRon> go giants
27:00 <slinky_j> if it travels down to ma penis i do!
27:00 <TheRon> kfc's an aphrodisiac apparently
28:00 <slinky_j> up a chicks fanny and lick out the fingery goodness?
29:00 <Mew> you should shout douglas some kfc for his troubles
29:00 <Mew> the wee bastard
29:00 <slinky_j> oh he is one big fat fucker he always buys kfc that one
29:00 <slinky_j> maybe you two should sit down, eat a bucket and talk about how it sucks to be so fat?
29:00 <slinky_j> ;)
30:00 <Mew> i like to immediately nap after eating a bucket so that wouldnt work at all
30:00 <TheRon> i like a cigarette after that much kfc
31:00 <slinky_j> He'd love to nap, I think he's a virgin
31:00 <slinky_j> that'd make his decade!
31:00 <Mew> dont be ridiculous 
31:00 <Mew> virgins dont nap
32:00 <Mew> theyve gotta be on pussy patrol as much as possible
32:00 <slinky_j> hahahahaha
32:00 <TheRon> madonna - like a virgin
32:00 <slinky_j> i wish i were a sexy young virgin mmm
33:00 <British^Meat> instead of a fat ugly bald virgin (lol)
33:00 <slinky_j> (lolcozimfat)
33:00 <TheRon> how long does it take for one's virginity to grow back?
34:00 <Loof> Die stinky_J
34:00 <slinky_j> lol!
34:00 <slinky_j> um, just say you've never done it and ur still a virgin!
35:00 <slinky_j> wonder if that'd encourage a girl ey
35:00 <TheRon> doubt it
35:00 <slinky_j> "omigosh ur a virgin im goin to fuck your brains out!"
35:00 <slinky_j> no?
35:00 <TheRon> i'd never do a virgin, they remember their first time, i'd rather be forgotten
36:00 <slinky_j> and in this technological era
36:00 <slinky_j> she'd be on your social media ass every day!
37:00 <TheRon> back in the day blokes would go down the pub and parlay the story of their latest conquest to all and sundry
37:00 <TheRon> now it's just fucking social media
37:00 <slinky_j> like the crumpet dont exist :(
38:00 <slinky_j> oh man cant wait to be on adsl2+
38:00 <slinky_j> this dl shit taking so long
38:00 <slinky_j> BYE BYE BRITTNEY!
39:00 <TheRon> HIT ME BABY ONE MORE TIME!!
40:00 <slinky_j> lmao
40:00 <slinky_j> this movie is takin for ever to copy
40:00 <slinky_j> they used real Navy Seals in it
40:00 <TheRon> GOOD MOVIE?
40:00 <slinky_j> YES
40:00 <slinky_j> !!!
40:00 <slinky_j> Act of Valor
41:00 <TheRon> better not be shit, you'll be even more pissed
41:00 <slinky_j> the acting is pretty b grade at times but it feels more real because of that uno?
41:00 <slinky_j> lol
41:00 <TheRon> the real sex?
42:00 <slinky_j> there's no sex from what I remember
42:00 <slinky_j> but if ya like war type films
42:00 <TheRon> oh ok
42:00 <slinky_j> you'll love that stuff
42:00 <TheRon> fury with brad pit?
42:00 <slinky_j> they made it as realistic as possible
43:00 <slinky_j> so you don't see the faces of the Navy Seals because they were on 'active duty' but you see them doing their thing
43:00 <Loof> This carriage smells like rotten fruit mixed with àss
43:00 <TheRon> epping line?
43:00 <slinky_j> Lone Survivor was a good one for a full hollywood movie, u see that?
44:00 <TheRon> no
44:00 <slinky_j> not a bad one
53:00 <TheRon> She Was More Like A Beauty Queen From A Movie Scene I Said Don't Mind, But What Do You Mean I Am The One Who Will Dance On The Floor In The Round She Said I Am The One Who Will Dance On The Floor In The Round
54:00 <slinky_j> nice
55:00 <slinky_j> "You live your life by a code an ethos it's your shore line, it's what guides you home"
59:00 <TheRon> vogue
01:00 <MrMark> we all behaving?
01:00 <simba> u sure like saying that line dont u MrMark
01:00 <TheRon> beers
02:00 <slinky_j> oh TheRon
02:00 <slinky_j> in the movie, the narrative's from real letters.
02:00 <slinky_j> if u dl hope u like it.
03:00 <TheRon> might just tream it tonight
03:00 <slinky_j> nice
03:00 <slinky_j> ino u like Platoon ey
03:00 <TheRon> love platoon
03:00 <slinky_j> yeah
03:00 <TheRon> charlie sheen should've got an oscar for that
04:00 <slinky_j> word
04:00 <slinky_j> you see Oliver Stone talk about the film?
04:00 <TheRon> no
04:00 <slinky_j> oh
04:00 <slinky_j> cause it was based around his experience
04:00 <TheRon> charlie sheen is the best sheen
04:00 <slinky_j> true lol
05:00 <slinky_j> He's got that vulture face going these days
05:00 <TheRon> i might watch apocolypse now tonight
06:00 <slinky_j> You should see Heaven and Earth, the third in oliver stones vietnam trilogy
06:00 <slinky_j> nice
06:00 <slinky_j> redux?
06:00 <slinky_j> i only got redux on dvd.
06:00 <TheRon> i love the smell of napalm in the morning
06:00 <slinky_j> haha
07:00 <MrMark> some day this wars gonna end.....
07:00 <slinky_j> oh man Robert Duval <3
07:00 <Bastardly_One> beep beep!
07:00 <slinky_j> let's just surf during a war man.. lol
08:00 <slinky_j> You seen Heaven and Earth? goes Platoon, Born On The 4th Of July then Heaven and Earth
08:00 <TheRon> nope
08:00 <slinky_j> Tommy Lee Jones in Heaven and Earth shouldve won an oscar imo.
09:00 <slinky_j> uno that scene in platoon where sheen falls asleep on the watch, that wa str8 outta what happened with Stone lol
09:00 <TheRon> nice
11:00 <slinky_j> mmm
12:00 <slinky_j> tells you the war from a vietnamese girls pov and then the man she meets, it's a true story
12:00 <slinky_j> girl/young woman
14:00 <Mew> toot toot!
14:00 <TheRon> tits tits!
17:00 <TheRon> bananarama - cruel summer
17:00 <TheRon> great song it's off karate kid
19:00 <TheRon> you like gremlinz??
23:00 <slinky_j> sunday sunday
23:00 <slinky_j> who did the sunday song ronnies
23:00 <slinky_j> U@?
23:00 <slinky_j> U2
24:00 <slinky_j> or was that bloody monay?
24:00 <TheRon> sunday bloody sunday yes
24:00 <slinky_j> +d
24:00 <slinky_j> YES
24:00 <slinky_j> fk i gotta dl that
24:00 <slinky_j> cheers man!!!
24:00 <TheRon> off war
24:00 <slinky_j> this movie is intense i need a break lol
24:00 <slinky_j> brb fone
25:00 <Warren1984> other than social and practical skills what is important in life?
26:00 <TheRon> beer
26:00 <frayedknot> not working that's for sure
27:00 <TheRon> speaking of beer better go get some more
29:00 <TheRon> 'Cause this is thriller, thriller night And no one's gonna save you from the beast about to strike You know it's thriller, thriller night You're fighting for your life inside a killer, thriller tonight
30:00 <frayedknot> i imagine TheRon always breaks out into song when he's going about his daily affairs
31:00 <TheRon> just after beers
31:00 <frayedknot> which, let's face it, is any time after noon
31:00 <TheRon> any day with day in it
31:00 <frayedknot> sometimes even 11:00
31:00 <TheRon> on a good day
40:00 <TheRon> If you can give it I can take it  'Cause if this heart is gonna break it's gonna take a lot to break it I know tonight  Somebody's gonna win the fight  So if you're so tough  Come on and prove it  You heart is down for the count and you know you're gonna lose it  Tonight you're gonna go down in flames  Just like Jesse James
42:00 <TheRon> excellent the most racist show on tv is back
42:00 <TheRon> border security
42:00 <TheRon> aussies can't get enough of it
43:00 <Bastardly_One> it is really racist
43:00 <Bastardly_One> true
44:00 <TheRon> when's the next weed trip?
45:00 <Bastardly_One> dunno
45:00 <Bastardly_One> tues or wed
45:00 <Bastardly_One> even though I won't be ran out 
45:00 <TheRon> enough to tide you over?
46:00 <Bastardly_One> yep
46:00 <Bastardly_One> I don't smoke 24/7 contrary to popular opinion
46:00 <Bastardly_One> some times I do but not that often
46:00 <TheRon> of course not
47:00 <TheRon> have you considered mixing the weed with butter menthols??
47:00 <Bastardly_One> no thank you 
47:00 <TheRon> help with the breathing
47:00 <TheRon> menthol cigarettes could work
49:00 <TheRon> madonna - la isla bonita
51:00 <TheRon> go giants!!
51:00 <Bastardly_One> yuck!
51:00 <Bastardly_One> giving up would be a good idea
51:00 <Bastardly_One> simple as that
52:00 <TheRon> where's the fun in that?
52:00 <Doodle> lol menthols through a bong
53:00 <Doodle> is revolting
53:00 <TheRon> actually going for hawthorn today, a win means a lock for the top 3
53:00 <Doodle> its like setting your throat on fire after eating broken glass & drinking battery acid
53:00 <TheRon> i don't smoke i have no idea
53:00 <Doodle> i know thats why i'm explaining it 
53:00 <Doodle> in detail
54:00 <TheRon> Bastardly_One: is your breathing better or worse after a smoke?
54:00 <TheRon> logic says worse but....
55:00 <Bastardly_One> worse I'd suggest
55:00 <TheRon> tonight i'm gonna party like it's 1999
55:00 <Doodle> bronchial infumation is good for congestion
55:00 <Doodle> ie smoking
55:00 <TheRon> i dunno you do it
56:00 <Bastardly_One> it is worse inhaling 
56:00 <Bastardly_One> think about it 
56:00 <TheRon> with weed you just never know
56:00 <Bastardly_One> I've damaged lungs and putting pressure on them with a bong
57:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Queen and David Bowie - Under Pressure.mp3 (3.52MB 128kbps Stereo 3:50)
59:00 <TheRon> michael jackson - bad
00:00 <Doodle> cououououououleurs
00:00 <TheRon> man u last night, what happened?
01:00 <couleurs> g'day Datsun
01:00 <couleurs> man u happened!!!!!!!!
01:00 <TheRon> they lost!
01:00 <couleurs> yes they are shit
01:00 <Doodle> lol my cat just got his claws stuck in the security door and pulled it closed on himself
01:00 <Doodle> and hissed at himself
01:00 <TheRon> when does everton play?
02:00 <Doodle> TAKE THAT, ME
02:00 <couleurs> idk m8
02:00 <TheRon> go everton
02:00 <Bastardly_One> lol @ hissed at himself
02:00 <couleurs> go everton
02:00 <TheRon> don't you go for liverpool?
03:00 <couleurs> Yeah!!!!!!!!
03:00 <TheRon> you can't really barrack for everton
03:00 <Bastardly_One> go yeovile town!
03:00 <Bastardly_One> he is being sarcastic
03:00 <couleurs> i no i was kidden u Ron
03:00 <Bastardly_One> we're both red men
03:00 <TheRon> my bro goes liverpool
03:00 <TheRon> hence i go everton
04:00 <couleurs> we know
05:00 <faux> :o
05:00 <TheRon> ohhhh tainted love
05:00 <Doodle> ^_^
05:00 <faux> hai <3
05:00 <Doodle> hai2u <3
05:00 <Doodle> whats happening
05:00 <faux> doing some sunday cleaning :D
05:00 <TheRon> faux see the storm??
05:00 <faux> now im restin
05:00 <Doodle> onice
05:00 <faux> nah
05:00 <TheRon> how good were they\
05:00 <Doodle> i should be doing that but i'm sitting here smoking weed
05:00 <faux> what you to doodz
05:00 <Doodle> and listening to shakespears sister
05:00 <faux> i didnt watch it TheRon
06:00 <TheRon> well you should damn it
06:00 <TheRon> :)
06:00 <TheRon> 40 odd to 6
06:00 <Doodle> @_@
07:00 <Doodle> should i have golden gaytimes for dinner
07:00 <Doodle> or real food
07:00 <TheRon> doodle each to their own
07:00 <Doodle> lol stop being so diplomatic
07:00 <Loof> Have a gaytime, then an ice cream
08:00 <Doodle> teeehehehehe
08:00 <Doodle> o/`
08:00 <TheRon> in my younger days i had dreams about kim wilde
08:00 <TheRon> you doodle?
08:00 <Doodle> ofc
08:00 <Doodle> she was as hot as shit
09:00 <Doodle> and her sluttier version
09:00 <Doodle> samantha fox
09:00 <Doodle> taylor dayne was alright too, but her mouth was terrifyingly big
10:00 <TheRon> samantha fox couldn't sing, did we care?
10:00 <Doodle> fuck no
10:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Samantha Fox - Touch Me.mp3 (3.41MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 3:43)
11:00 <fawks> Mmm gay time 
11:00 <fawks> That's dessert ok
11:00 <Doodle> oh
11:00 <Doodle> ok
12:00 <Loof> Anytime is a good time for the gayest time
14:00 <simba> Yummo!
14:00 <Loof> Cant wait to get home to my bong
14:00 <Matthew> I hope Melbourne FC fold
14:00 <TheRon> taylor dayne - tell it to my heart
14:00 <TheRon> what were the chances
15:00 <TheRon> matthew city or victory?
15:00 <TheRon> matthew i'm so looking forward to the india test series
16:00 <TheRon> i hope australia makes india never want to play cricket again
16:00 <Loof> Bongalongalong in the morning
16:00 <Matthew> India will win 2-1
16:00 <TheRon> i so rate your predictions
17:00 <zaim> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yny0VDxgNwQ
17:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Magician Tries To Sell Weed To Cops!! ( Aug 14, 2014) 1:12 - Category: People & Blogs - 5,698,433 - 32,526 likes (94.3%), 1,963 dislikes (5.7%)
17:00 <Matthew> Australia have too many big heads after England's dreadful Ashes performance
17:00 <Matthew> they haven't played a Test in nearly 6 months
17:00 <Matthew> they will be found out
17:00 <TheRon> after south africa?
18:00 <Matthew> they will be found out
18:00 <Matthew> RSA have already reclaimed their rightful title of no. 1 test team
19:00 <TheRon> have they beaten australia??
19:00 <simba> cricket just takes so long eh
19:00 <Matthew> yes, 1-0 in AUS the last time they played here
19:00 <TheRon> but we just beat them there
19:00 <simba> not only do you have to sit through an entire day of it but because you fall asleep for most of the match you have to watch a replay the next day to know what happened
20:00 <TheRon> simba beers help
20:00 <Matthew> you won the series in the last 5 minutes of the final Test... hardly dominant... and that was only on the back of the Ashes wave
20:00 <Matthew> they will sink
20:00 <Matthew> like Geelong against Sydney or Hawthorn in the finals
20:00 <Matthew> SINK
20:00 <simba> its just banter matt
20:00 <TheRon> going for the hawks today
20:00 <simba> why r u always at serious level 9
21:00 <Matthew> this is BANTER for me fyi
21:00 <simba> ur too full of venom for it to be banta
21:00 <Matthew> if TheRon can give it out 24/7 about Essendon/drugs/everything else... he can take it on the chin when it's his turn
21:00 <simba> told u
21:00 <TheRon> hello essendon drugs thing
21:00 <TheRon> essenscum
23:00 <TheRon> close game at subiaco
24:00 <TheRon> carn hawthorn
24:00 <TheRon> it would 2 weeks of dead rubbers for the top 3
24:00 <simba> go free masons
25:00 <TheRon> go stone cutters
26:00 <TheRon> who do we think will win the brownlow?
27:00 <simba> some faggot !!!!!!!!!!
27:00 <TheRon> i have a feeling 22 votes might be enough
28:00 <Matthew> Dyson Heppell will be in the top 5
28:00 <Matthew> he won't win it this year... but he will shortly
28:00 <bee_girl> where can one get some good pills in melbourne?
29:00 <Matthew> Amcal or My Chemist
29:00 <bee_girl> not hat variety
29:00 <TheRon> any nightclub in melbourne
29:00 <bee_girl> true ture
29:00 <bee_girl> feel im getting abit old to score in nightclubs
30:00 <Loof> Pill sluts
30:00 <simba> doesnt that mean ur too old for eccies?
30:00 <bee_girl> goodness no
30:00 <bee_girl> its been a while
30:00 <bee_girl> kids mean i dont have many opportunities
30:00 <bee_girl> i have a decent one coming up
31:00 <bee_girl> a night out on some good e's would be splendid
31:00 <Loof> No pills here officer
31:00 <bee_girl> and i have the extra day required for recovery
32:00 <simba> shroom it up
32:00 <Mew> bee_girl start up a reddit account and post in http://www.reddit.com/r/melbourne
32:00 <bee_girl> never know what u get with shrooms
32:00 <Mew> explain your situation
32:00 <simba> sure u do.. shrooms!!!
32:00 <Mew> ive seen people do it on the adelaide one heaps lol
32:00 <bee_girl> lol
32:00 <bee_girl> hrm
32:00 <bee_girl> TheRon - what nightclub/s would u suggest
33:00 <Loof> If u have a vagina you can get lots of free drugs
33:00 <bee_girl> lol
33:00 <bee_girl> i dont mind paying!
33:00 <TheRon> i dunno i was being smart
34:00 <bee_girl> i dont think u are far off - we got on at bdo but i think they were panadol with an e inscribed on them 
34:00 <simba> lol
34:00 <bee_girl> very disappointing
34:00 <TheRon> i don't do drugs
34:00 <bee_girl> considering my opportunities dont come along very often
34:00 <Mew> thats terrible lmao
34:00 <Mew> did it still say panadol on it?
35:00 <bee_girl> look here i quit smoking weed ... herbal cigarettes and the quarterly e are all i get these days!
35:00 <bee_girl> mew - no it had a cute lookin e on the side
35:00 <Loof> Boo.dont quit weed
35:00 <TheRon> are you a bloke?
36:00 <bee_girl> no
36:00 <simba> who presses an e onto their pills
36:00 <TheRon> just had to check
36:00 <bee_girl> what made u think im a guy ffs
36:00 <bee_girl> <-------
36:00 <TheRon> the drug talk
36:00 <couleurs> lol
36:00 <faux> lol
36:00 <faux> yes irc nicks are so convincing
36:00 <simba> only men take drugs
37:00 <bee_girl> lol
37:00 <bee_girl> not in my life simba! 
37:00 <bee_girl> they may have lead the way at some point
37:00 <Loof> Are mcfeasts back yet?
37:00 <faux> is bee_girl like bee_girl bee_girl
37:00 <Matthew> Melbourne = trainwreck
37:00 <faux> the one who used to join
37:00 <bee_girl> yeah hey faux :) been a while
37:00 <TheRon> oh yeah the chick off summer heights high
37:00 <faux> hey :D
37:00 <faux> how you been
37:00 <simba> i was making fun of what TheRon said GoD
37:00 <Matthew> Ja'mie
37:00 <simba> ~~SLow SunDay MuCH?~~
38:00 <simba> ~~SLow SunDay MuCH?~~
38:00 <bee_girl> good thanks! u? :D
38:00 <faux> im wellll 
38:00 <TheRon> that chick that died from drugs
38:00 <Mew> all i wanna do is do it
38:00 <Mew> bee_girl bee_girl 
38:00 <faux> Mew you disappoint
38:00 <faux> where was the nudity last night
38:00 <faux> :''''''(
38:00 <TheRon> cyndi lauper - girls just wanna have fun
38:00 <Mew> omg lol 
38:00 <simba> yea where was teh nudity
38:00 <bee_girl> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pFAodHvcpSw this bee girl
38:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Pearl Jam-Bee Girl (Sep 23, 2010) 1:46 - Category: Music - 42,666 - 173 likes (98.9%), 2 dislikes (1.1%)
38:00 <Mew> i had to take them on adventures
38:00 <faux> lol
39:00 <Mew> we couldnt stay at the house
39:00 <TheRon> mew did blokes start doing dick tricks??
39:00 <bee_girl> surely someone in here has the occassional e
40:00 <Loof> Mmm pearl jam
40:00 <TheRon> the hamburger, the wrist watch
40:00 <Mew> all the drug dealers are banned but you can find them in #cookie
40:00 <couleurs> just go to any club in the city, they will have pills
41:00 <simba> look for the dickheads with darting eyes and big nike jumpers
41:00 <TheRon> michael jackson - don't stop till you get enough
41:00 <simba> they should be everywhere
41:00 <bee_girl> lol
42:00 <TheRon> c'mon hawthorn
42:00 <faux> dont stop til you get some muff
42:00 <bee_girl> i wish the friend i have who is awesome at spotting ppl in a crowd who have pills was coming with us - i suck at it
42:00 <TheRon> indeed
42:00 <faux> DONT YOU WANT ME BAAAAAAABBBBBBBBBY
42:00 <Mew> LOL
42:00 <faux> dont you want me oooooooooh oh ohohhhhhhhhhhhh
43:00 <couleurs> hawthorn rsl club is a good club 2 go 2
43:00 <bee_girl> just for pills?
43:00 <simba> lol
43:00 <TheRon> \have you considered a bowling club, they have every kind of drug
43:00 <simba> go talk to josh gibson about it hes a drug lord
43:00 <couleurs> lol
44:00 <simba> smokes wead in barbados every off season
44:00 <faux> is that why you play lawn bowls TheRon
44:00 <TheRon> yes!
44:00 <faux> lol
44:00 <faux> u play lawn bowls
44:00 <faux> :''''''''''''''''''''''''(
44:00 <TheRon> smorgasboard, it's your choice
44:00 <faux> are you 80 irl
44:00 <TheRon> nope
44:00 <faux> phew
44:00 <faux> does anyone actually know how old you are
44:00 <TheRon> i just found something i'm fucking good at
44:00 <simba> thats where u need drugs the most, where old dudes backs are goin out left right and centre
45:00 <faux> im going to say mid to late thirties
45:00 <TheRon> nope
45:00 <faux> judging by your music taste
45:00 <simba> hes sixteen
45:00 <TheRon> me and doodle are similar age
45:00 <faux> but i like teh some of the same songs and im not 40
45:00 <faux> so desceciviging
45:00 <faux> deceiving
45:00 <faux> oh
45:00 <faux> doodle is a fossil
45:00 <faux> <3
46:00 <TheRon> i remember some the 80's if that helps
46:00 <faux> nice 1
46:00 <faux> have you and Doodle met
46:00 <Loof> Weeeeeed
46:00 <TheRon> nope
46:00 <faux> dont you live near
46:00 <TheRon> yes!
46:00 <faux> go to his house
46:00 <faux> and pinch his butt for me
46:00 <faux> tyvm
47:00 <TheRon> sounds gay
47:00 <Mew> meet up for a game of lawn bowls one day
47:00 <faux> lol
47:00 <TheRon> madonna - get into the groove
47:00 <faux> youll summon Matthew
47:00 <Mew> oh that is the perfect theme song for you guys to enter with
48:00 <faux> now im imagine him and Doodle in leotards
48:00 <Mew> turning heads at the bowls club
48:00 <Mew> im imagining them in white with top hats like dumb and dumber tapping their canes around LOL
48:00 <couleurs> http://i.imgur.com/CNWGahN.jpg
48:00 <couleurs> Dude !
48:00 <TheRon> imagine me with 2 inches of arsecrack when i lean over to bowl
49:00 <simba> thats a spicy price
49:00 <Mew> is there hair?
49:00 <TheRon> yes!
49:00 <bee_girl> melbourne appears to be plentiful when it comes to nightclubs - any suggestions for a first stop or two??
49:00 <simba> scratching a mosquito bite https://31.media.tumblr.com/ef1c61c2685d783b3d9afc8682836f91/tumblr_inline_n9arwa6JG51qbtoiz.gif
49:00 <simba> bee_girl are you a cop?
49:00 <couleurs> FiFa + ReD BuLL = SPiCeY SeSSioNs
49:00 <Loof> Depends how much dick u want bee_grl
50:00 <bee_girl> i want pills only!
50:00 <bee_girl> initially!
50:00 <kinetic> Hahah.
50:00 <Mew> thats not an answer officer!!!
50:00 <fawks> I wanna watch Aladdin and eat falafel
50:00 <Mew> high how r u
50:00 <Matthew> oh to be a fly on the wall of Roos post match meeting
50:00 <bee_girl> if i was a cop im sure i wouldnt need to be msging in # to get some pills
50:00 <bee_girl> iykwim
50:00 <kinetic> bee_girl: have you tried silk road?
50:00 <simba> i watched aladdin the other day, they said "by allah" shitloads of times
51:00 <TheRon> matthew did they lose??
51:00 <Loof> Silk road is long gone
51:00 <bee_girl> im coming to melbs for 4 nights this week... was thinking some pills might be nice
51:00 <fawks> Im watching now 
51:00 <fawks> Combination hookah and coffee maker
51:00 <bee_girl> thanks couleurs :D 
51:00 <kinetic> No, there are replacements.
51:00 <TheRon> hooker?
51:00 <fawks> Hookah
52:00 <TheRon> they serve coffe now?
52:00 <bee_girl> kinetic if u think i should try next weekend i will :)
52:00 <fawks> .
52:00 <doctor> I'm a cop and you are under arrest
53:00 <simba> im a cop you idiot!!!
53:00 <Doodle> [17:48] <faux> now im imagine him and Doodle in leotards
53:00 <Doodle> wtf
53:00 <fawks> Eeeediot
53:00 <couleurs> :)
53:00 <fawks> LOL
53:00 <Doodle> i'm not a fossil!
53:00 <Doodle> :(
53:00 <fawks> ily bones
53:00 <Mew> cos you guys are going on a lawn bowls date
53:00 <Doodle> lol
53:00 <fawks> Ehehehehe
53:00 <bee_girl> google doesnt like them at all couleurs
53:00 <fawks> By alllah
53:00 <Doodle> who is
53:00 <doctor> please turn youself into your local police station immediately with said contraband or proof of intent to obtain contraband. thank you
53:00 <TheRon> massive attack - teardrop
53:00 <fawks> Yes Theron!
54:00 <fawks> So much yes
54:00 <bee_girl> it found silk road
54:00 <TheRon> unfinished sympathy?
54:00 <couleurs> i don't go to clubs soz i go to cafes
54:00 <TheRon> i gto bars with bands
55:00 <couleurs> me 2
55:00 <bee_girl> cmon team 
55:00 <fawks> Gazim lol
55:00 <bee_girl> sulk
55:00 <bee_girl> and silk road is permanently closed
55:00 <TheRon> fawks: you didnt?
55:00 <bee_girl> goodness gracious
55:00 <fawks> Didn't what
55:00 <TheRon> gazim
55:00 <fawks> I don't get it lol
56:00 <TheRon> thats ok
56:00 <fawks> LOL this movie is so Arab 
56:00 <simba> gazprom
56:00 <TheRon> you watching team america team police?
56:00 <fawks> Aladdin
56:00 <bee_girl> kinetic - silk road has permanently closed
56:00 <TheRon> close
56:00 <bee_girl> according to google
57:00 <simba> silk road was a troll operaton set up to see who was retarded enough to buy drugs through the internet
57:00 <bee_girl> oh
57:00 <bee_girl> i thought it was a club in melb
57:00 <simba> lolool
57:00 <bee_girl> da dow 
57:00 <simba> it might b..
58:00 <bee_girl> it was apparentlyy
58:00 <couleurs> go to the croft institute bee_girl 
58:00 <couleurs> it's a cocktail bar 4 girls
58:00 <simba> can u check in there?
58:00 <simba> i only go to places i can check in at
58:00 <TheRon> go giants
59:00 <couleurs> and lounge on swanston st is ok
59:00 <fawks> Crazy hakims discount fertilizer
59:00 <bee_girl> old school science lab
59:00 <bee_girl> looks promising!
59:00 <couleurs> told u
59:00 <TheRon> madonna - holiday
59:00 <bee_girl> mwah  couleurs
00:00 <couleurs> they have cocktails in test tubes
00:00 <simba> lol
00:00 <bee_girl> Our ground floor is loosely designed around an old school science lab with a massive collection of all manner of curious glassware. The 1st level houses the departments of Male and Female hygiene (aka the loos) while the 2nd floor Gymnasium complete with real turf bar (you can sometimes catch the staff giving it a trim), opens on the weekends where the DJs spin and the dance floor grooves.
00:00 <simba> thats classey
00:00 <simba> for every girl who wants 2 find their sheldon
00:00 <bee_girl> u knew i was after cocktails
00:00 <bee_girl> this could be a win win
01:00 <bee_girl> Our Cocktails are mostly custom designed by our awesome team to suit your mood and tastebuds on the night, the wine list is small but boutique, and the beers are cold. 
01:00 <British^Meat> sheldon put me off of that show
01:00 <fawks> The dance floor grooves
01:00 <British^Meat> he became insanley annoying
01:00 <simba> what part of that show isnt
01:00 <fawks> Oh cold beers. Great advertising 
01:00 <TheRon> that works for me
01:00 <bee_girl> lol
01:00 <British^Meat> i think coz at one stage i watched a few episodes every night
02:00 <doctor> yeah i dont know the rave about that show
02:00 <Bastardly_One> does the Lounge still exist?
02:00 <British^Meat> and american shows have like 20+ episodes per season, half way through season two id totally had enough
02:00 <Bastardly_One> wow
02:00 <Bastardly_One> what about the cyber place at the bottom of Eliz?
02:00 <Bastardly_One> that is like a lounge room
02:00 <simba> e55?
02:00 <Bastardly_One> that's it 
03:00 <Bastardly_One> had heaps of #melbourne meets there
03:00 <simba> that place ruled 1ce upon a time...
03:00 <Bastardly_One> yep
03:00 <simba> really?
03:00 <doctor> seems like one of those hollywood terrible mass produced ideas which occasionally would hit big but at the cost of a few hundred failed other series
03:00 <simba> thats where #gg meats happened
03:00 <TheRon> a cyber brothel?
03:00 <simba> they probably knew
03:00 <Bastardly_One> that's where the meets I helped with started
03:00 <Bastardly_One> on a whim
03:00 <Bastardly_One> one boxing day
03:00 <Bastardly_One> 2 of us got bored, went for breakfast
04:00 <Bastardly_One> rang some taggers on 
04:00 <Bastardly_One> moved onto there for part two and more calls
04:00 <Bastardly_One> and they began
04:00 <Bastardly_One> far out
05:00 <Bastardly_One> I think they had no idea even though we were there once a week
05:00 <Bastardly_One> they should of 
05:00 <couleurs> yeah e55 is good
05:00 <Bastardly_One> so it still exists too?
05:00 <Bastardly_One> excellent
05:00 <Bastardly_One> two of my old school haunts
05:00 <Bastardly_One> that and the lounge
05:00 <Bastardly_One> and we all know I'm 2000 yrs old
06:00 <TheRon> cyndi lauper - time after time
06:00 <bee_girl> ur like a jukebox
06:00 <faux> if youre lost you can look and you willl find meth
06:00 <TheRon> thanks
06:00 <faux> time after time
06:00 <bee_girl> pills pills!
06:00 <faux> gross
06:00 <Bastardly_One> bee_girl, did you used to have another nick here?
06:00 <bee_girl> nope
06:00 <bee_girl> its been bee_girl for about 20 years now
06:00 <Bastardly_One> carry on then
06:00 <bee_girl> off and on
07:00 <Bastardly_One> no more questions
07:00 <Bastardly_One> I thought you might be someone called mute girl
07:00 <Matthew> BEATRICE
07:00 <bee_girl> som eppl may have preferred it taht way
07:00 <Bastardly_One> hahahahahaha
07:00 <Bastardly_One> I know that well
07:00 <Bastardly_One> faux wishes I never type
08:00 <Bastardly_One> been around for 75 billion years too
08:00 <Mew> bee_girl http://melbourne.craigslist.com.au/for/4585513974.html
09:00 <bee_girl> mew ur on to it!
09:00 <Mew> craigslist actually has everything i just looked at people selling used underwear in melbourne for like a solid ten mins
10:00 <couleurs> agreed
10:00 <matrix> Used underwear doesn't sound good to me
10:00 <TheRon> i wanna rock with you all night
11:00 <simba> do they specify washed or unwashed?
11:00 <Mew> http://melbourne.craigslist.com.au/search/sss?query=used&sort=rel
12:00 <Mew> i reckon the sexy and wet listing is probably unwashed
12:00 <matrix> Yuck yuck
12:00 <matrix> Sorry but yuck
12:00 <TheRon> does saying you have a really big donger work on craig's list?
14:00 <matrix> Are you selling your danger? 
14:00 <matrix> Donger even
14:00 <TheRon> just curious
15:00 <matrix> :-)
15:00 <TheRon> Oh what's love got to do, got to do with it What's love but a second hand emotion What's love got to do, got to do with it Who needs a heart When a heart can be broken
15:00 <slinky_j> I am Roboclap
16:00 <slinky_j> *claps*
16:00 <bee_girl> goodness thats good money for used underwear
16:00 <slinky_j> I just farted in mine if that makes it valuable?
16:00 <TheRon> why can't a bloke get money for used underwear?
16:00 <matrix> Sheesk some ppl .....
16:00 <bee_girl> it doesnt smell as good 
16:00 <slinky_j> lol
16:00 <slinky_j> wear chicks undies
17:00 <slinky_j> ;)
17:00 <Ana_Ng> Can you name the 11 countries of the world beginning with G?
17:00 <TheRon> good tip
17:00 <slinky_j> lols!!!!
17:00 <TheRon> gambia
17:00 <Ana_Ng> 1
17:00 <Bastardly_One> Ghanda
17:00 <TheRon> grenada
17:00 <Bastardly_One> greenland
17:00 <Ana_Ng> ghana 2
17:00 <Ana_Ng> greenland is not a country
17:00 <bee_girl> germany
17:00 <TheRon> guinea bissau
17:00 <Ana_Ng> 4
17:00 <Bastardly_One> georgia
17:00 <Ana_Ng> 5
18:00 <bee_girl> greece
18:00 <slinky_j> this robocop is lacing one thing, big robodick
18:00 <Ana_Ng> 6
18:00 <Mew> http://adelaide.craigslist.com.au/mat/4587926802.html
18:00 <bee_girl> gabon
18:00 <Ana_Ng> 7
18:00 <Bastardly_One> great britain
18:00 <Ana_Ng> not a country
18:00 <matrix> It is
18:00 <Mew> only in hectorville
18:00 <Bastardly_One> true
18:00 <slinky_j> no it isnt
18:00 <matrix> Great Britain ks another new for England
18:00 <TheRon> united kingdon
18:00 <matrix> Name*
18:00 <Ana_Ng> no
18:00 <slinky_j> Georgia
18:00 <Ana_Ng> great britain is the island
18:00 <slinky_j> ?
18:00 <bee_girl> guatamala
18:00 <Ana_Ng> georgia was already guessed
18:00 <Ana_Ng> 8
18:00 <slinky_j> oh
18:00 <Bastardly_One> ummmm I said Geogia
18:00 <matrix> Great Britain, United Kingdom, England
18:00 <slinky_j> oh yea
18:00 <slinky_j> b1 nice lol
19:00 <matrix> All the same
19:00 <Bastardly_One> ummmmmmm
19:00 <simba> matrix great britain makes up 4 countries
19:00 <TheRon> gibraltar
19:00 <Ana_Ng> uh
19:00 <slinky_j> isnt that spain
19:00 <Ana_Ng> it makes up 3 countries
19:00 <Ana_Ng> it's an island
19:00 <Bastardly_One> that's spains
19:00 <slinky_j> yer
19:00 <slinky_j> hmm
19:00 <Ana_Ng> gibraltar is a territory
19:00 <slinky_j> so how many we got
19:00 <doctor> lol
19:00 <slinky_j> how about Gandalfland?
19:00 <Bastardly_One> how many did we need?
19:00 <slinky_j> ahahaha
19:00 <Ana_Ng> you need 3
19:00 <matrix> Anyone mentioned Greece
20:00 <Bastardly_One> yep
20:00 <slinky_j> Greece
20:00 <Ana_Ng> all 3 are in the western hemisphere
20:00 <Bastardly_One> they're obvious too right?
20:00 <slinky_j> General Krangland
20:00 <TheRon> caribbean?
20:00 <matrix> Western hemisphere???
20:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah the list is 
20:00 <slinky_j> next question :P
21:00 <Bastardly_One> ghana, greece georgia
21:00 <Bastardly_One> and I forget
21:00 <Bastardly_One> germany
21:00 <slinky_j> Guatemala
21:00 <Ana_Ng> central america, caribbean, south america
21:00 <TheRon> sophie b hawkins - damn i wish i was your lover
21:00 <Ana_Ng> oh wait
21:00 <Ana_Ng> someone said guat already
21:00 <Bastardly_One> yep
21:00 <Ana_Ng> so carib and sa
21:00 <Ana_Ng> and africa
21:00 <TheRon> guinea
21:00 <Ana_Ng> guinea 9
22:00 <simba> green land
22:00 <Bastardly_One> I said ghana
22:00 <matrix> Guinea was mentioned a lot earlier by someone
22:00 <Ana_Ng> no, he said guinea-bissau
22:00 <TheRon> two countriees
22:00 <Bastardly_One> and green land isn't a country 
22:00 <Ana_Ng> the united states invaded this country in the 80s
22:00 <simba> its an autonomous country 
22:00 <bee_girl> the probably have pills there
22:00 <simba> wtf does that mean!!!!
22:00 <bee_girl> they
22:00 <Ana_Ng> autonomous is implied
22:00 <TheRon> ruled bu denmark
22:00 <Bastardly_One>  thought so too but ana says no
23:00 <matrix> Hmmmm
23:00 <Bastardly_One> oh oh oh 
23:00 <Bastardly_One> oh 
23:00 <simba> doesnt Ana_Ng have a terrible track record of not knowing the answers
23:00 <matrix> Google it
23:00 <Bastardly_One> oh oh oh
23:00 <slinky_j> Afghanistan
23:00 <Bastardly_One> G and 80s
23:00 <TheRon> are we missing an obvious one?
23:00 <Ana_Ng> and there was a big massacre in the south american country in 1979 or so
23:00 <slinky_j> or Iqaq
23:00 <slinky_j> Iraq
23:00 <Bastardly_One> we are
23:00 <slinky_j> oh
23:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah that one
23:00 <Bastardly_One> grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
23:00 <Ana_Ng> jonestown
23:00 <Ana_Ng> kool aid
23:00 <TheRon> guyana
24:00 <Ana_Ng> guyana 10
24:00 <Bastardly_One> I thought that wasw ghana
24:00 <Bastardly_One> *was
24:00 <Ana_Ng> no
24:00 <Bastardly_One> SA?
24:00 <Ana_Ng> the flavor of a pomegranate
24:00 <Bastardly_One> well, shit 
24:00 <Ana_Ng> used in cocktails
24:00 <matrix> Greenland (Greenlandic: Kalaallit Nunaat [kaˈlaːɬit ˈnunaːt]) is an autonomous country within the Kingdom of Denmark, located between the Arctic and Atlantic Oceans, east of the Canadian Arctic Archipelago.
24:00 <slinky_j> ah
24:00 <Ana_Ng> similar to cherry
24:00 <matrix> Sorry Anna
24:00 <Ana_Ng> sorry matrix
24:00 <TheRon> caribbean?
24:00 <slinky_j> chile
24:00 <matrix> Greenland is a country
25:00 <Ana_Ng> out here in the real world, country = sovereign nation
25:00 <Ana_Ng> i'm sorry that you lack the social skills to know that
25:00 <slinky_j> peru LOL
25:00 <matrix> It is a country
25:00 <matrix> You said country
25:00 <TheRon> greenland is not a country\
25:00 <slinky_j> ah nao teh guinea pigs is invadinz
25:00 <doctor> lol Ana_Ng, you always have to challenge everyone don't you
25:00 <slinky_j> lol
25:00 <simba> this is why a person cannot host trivia
25:00 <TheRon> autonomous yes country no
25:00 <matrix> TheRon Google it
25:00 <Ana_Ng> sorry
25:00 <slinky_j> is it Chips n sauce
25:00 <slinky_j> mmm
25:00 <simba> we need ROBOTS
25:00 <Ana_Ng> you're a fucking moron
25:00 <matrix> It is an autonomous country
25:00 <slinky_j> we need Robocop
26:00 <matrix> That is how it is definitely
26:00 <simba> would a real trivia host ever call a contestant a fucking moron
26:00 <simba> not on prime time!!!!!!!!!
26:00 <Ana_Ng> hah
26:00 <slinky_j> you fucking moron!
26:00 <TheRon> Ana_Ng:  what region are we missing?
26:00 <doctor> It's a country as much as Kurdistan is one
26:00 <slinky_j> Tasmania?
26:00 <Mew> jesus christ Ana_Ng when i played austnet celebrity heads it was an enjoyable experience you are just smearing period blood all over trivia and stomping your foot in it
26:00 <slinky_j> is it Tokemania
26:00 <doctor> lol
26:00 <slinky_j> huff huff 
26:00 <TheRon> guam?
26:00 <slinky_j> GUAM?
26:00 <slinky_j> i win!
26:00 <Mew> HOH
26:00 <slinky_j> u win ronnies wooo!
27:00 <simba> insults the contestants and leaves
27:00 <TheRon> u sterritory i think
27:00 <slinky_j> best game show EVER
27:00 <kinetic> bee_girl: http://www.reddit.com/r/DarkNetMarkets
27:00 <TheRon> like EVER!
27:00 <slinky_j> hahaha
27:00 <matrix> Greenland is 100% a country
27:00 <slinky_j> no waaii
27:00 <TheRon> nope
28:00 <matrix> That's why Ana got upset
28:00 <slinky_j> is it green like Iceland?
28:00 <matrix> Google it
28:00 <TheRon> danish territory
28:00 <slinky_j> they gotta switch names
28:00 <matrix> It is an autonomous country within the Danish territories
28:00 <bee_girl> bless bless Kinetic
28:00 <matrix> That makes it a country
28:00 <simba> if a country becomes a country within a country its a country shouldnt that be obvious 
28:00 <TheRon> still danish
28:00 <matrix> It is still a country
28:00 <slinky_j> i wonder what the abos would call this country
28:00 <matrix> Danish or not
29:00 <slinky_j> ulrulumuggbogga
29:00 <matrix> Australia is part of the British commonwealth
29:00 <bee_girl> bloody hell who wants rohys 
29:00 <bee_girl> shudder
29:00 <matrix> But we are still a country
29:00 <TheRon> ooooh heaven is a place on earth
29:00 <slinky_j> sing for us baby
29:00 <TheRon> yep, greenland is not
29:00 <bee_girl> they say in heaven love comes first
29:00 <matrix> TheRon.  Suggest you go look it up
30:00 <slinky_j> I like this as my quote for the day "You live your life by a code, an ethos, it's your shoreline, it's what guides you home."
30:00 <simba> i think ron couldnt care less
30:00 <bee_girl> maybe i could swap some oxycodone for some good pills
30:00 <TheRon> nah, wrecks the fun
30:00 <matrix> Lol
30:00 <matrix> Ana leaving wrecks the fun too
30:00 <slinky_j> wow that robocop movie went past in like five minutes
30:00 <matrix> Anyways  real life calls me back
30:00 <matrix> See you all later
31:00 <slinky_j> cya
31:00 <slinky_j> someone spell the letter W
31:00 <slinky_j> dubberyew
31:00 <Bastardly_One> double-u
32:00 <Mew> youve gotta factor in the strong welsh accent
32:00 <TheRon> what are hawthorn doing
32:00 <slinky_j> double-dragon-u-negro!
32:00 <slinky_j> dwbyeryouuu
33:00 <slinky_j> if it's strong the words are always accented.
33:00 <Mew> yes that is true.
34:00 <TheRon> now i've had the time of my life though i've never felt like this before
34:00 <slinky_j> Rob Brydon with a thick Welsh accent doin man in the box would be funny
34:00 <slinky_j> this fart is lingerin man
34:00 <slinky_j> kfc fart.
35:00 <TheRon> yes i swear its the truth and i owe it all to you
36:00 <slinky_j> fk this so cold outside man
36:00 <slinky_j> gotta smoke inside
36:00 <TheRon> damn
36:00 <slinky_j> ronnie u ever see Miami Vice tv series?
36:00 <TheRon> nope
36:00 <slinky_j> oh man
36:00 <slinky_j> first episode entire um, that song with the cadbury gorilla
36:00 <slinky_j> in the air tonight
37:00 <TheRon> i so want that suit
37:00 <slinky_j> swoite scene with the ntire song playing
37:00 <slinky_j> lol same
37:00 <slinky_j> that'd be nice for some kink sex lolss :P :P
38:00 <TheRon> i use the old postie uniform for sex
38:00 <slinky_j> hahaha
38:00 <slinky_j> i cover myself in glad wrap and rub the peanutbutter on ;)
38:00 <TheRon> classy
38:00 <slinky_j> i dont remember what sex is like
38:00 <slinky_j> been 2 yrs
39:00 <slinky_j> or been too drunk?
40:00 <slinky_j> dl act of valor yet ronnies??
40:00 <TheRon> hungry eyes, one look at you and i can't disguise.....
41:00 <slinky_j> i got it on now
41:00 <slinky_j> gonna do a war themed marathon
41:00 <slinky_j> finish with FMJ i reckon
41:00 <TheRon> i'm gonna do a beer themed marathon
41:00 <bee_girl> https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/984092_645740758841088_2408083236571525730_n.jpg?oh=e89e4169b5bec7eca2cb7a13c9d5ac15&oe=546C74A6&__gda__=1417115303_ae99478aa356fe105346c5167c9c8218
41:00 <slinky_j> lol
42:00 <slinky_j> i got JB scotch but cbf opening
42:00 <slinky_j> drinkin sollloooo
42:00 <TheRon> jb scotch?
42:00 <TheRon> jw?
42:00 <slinky_j> justerini n brooks
42:00 <TheRon> right
42:00 <slinky_j> havent had it in some time, got it for bday
43:00 <slinky_j> still got black spided rum
43:00 <slinky_j> finished the beers :P
43:00 <TheRon> good shit aye
43:00 <Mew> wasnt it the black spiced rum that made you nut out when the cops got called on you the other night?
44:00 <slinky_j> not bad for drinking beer i guess
44:00 <slinky_j> oh
44:00 <slinky_j> u dont know what happened?
44:00 <TheRon> peter cetera - glory of love
44:00 <TheRon> karate kid
44:00 <Mew> were they pretend cops coming for a costume party?
45:00 <slinky_j> no real cops
45:00 <Mew> 2legit
45:00 <slinky_j> come home, been robbed, flip out on someone on fb chat
45:00 <slinky_j> cops come arounod
45:00 <slinky_j> -o
45:00 <slinky_j> ;)
45:00 <Mew> you said you were robbed like 3 weeks ago aswell
45:00 <Mew> how often are you getting "robber"
45:00 <Mew> dddddddd
46:00 <slinky_j> maybe im just lucky
46:00 <slinky_j> my bad anyway, left the bedroom window open
46:00 <slinky_j> shouldve closed/locked it b4 i went to see ashlee
47:00 <TheRon> you in there?
47:00 <Mew> seriously though how often? cos you've said you were mugged in that area before and lost like $70
48:00 <slinky_j> if only i could defend myself without being arrested and going to prison aye!
48:00 <Mew> whats the bond for?
48:00 <slinky_j> scratchin a car
48:00 <slinky_j> uno with keys
48:00 <TheRon> whoops
49:00 <slinky_j> shrug
49:00 <slinky_j> was a long day
49:00 <Mew> my god theres a really pungent odour filling the chatroom right now
49:00 <Mew> it.. it almost smells like.. panda bullshit
49:00 <slinky_j> you should shower.
49:00 <slinky_j> 6:20
49:00 <slinky_j> go have some family time ffs
50:00 <TheRon> fame, i'm gonna live forever.......
51:00 <Mew> i always giggle at family advice from you lmao
52:00 <slinky_j> i dont have ny friends with kids, wouldnt rather be around them than online
52:00 <Mew> you have a kid!
52:00 <lifestolen> who wants kids ?
52:00 <Mew> remember? that little guy
52:00 <slinky_j> little
52:00 <Mew> he was in dude wheres my car
53:00 <slinky_j> gonna outgrow me soon enough
53:00 <lifestolen> i would rather live alone than have to live with kids and wife 
53:00 <Mew> ew pls dont turn this into a sop story about how hes grown up and you've missed 93% of it
53:00 <slinky_j> uno mew, unfortunate as it is, some people arent compatible
53:00 <TheRon> all i wanna do is make love to you\
53:00 <slinky_j> y would i do that
54:00 <Lumeah2> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MVt32qoyhi0
54:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Lucy TRAILER 1 (2014) - Luc Besson, Scarlett Johansson Movie HD ( Apr 2, 2014) 2:32 - Category: Film & Animation - 20,645,670 - 84,135 likes (94.8%), 4,608 dislikes (5.2%)
54:00 <slinky_j> i dont have regrets..
54:00 <Mew> it looked like you were going there
54:00 <slinky_j> looked
54:00 <Lumeah2> hi slinky_jjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj
54:00 <slinky_j> lumes!!!
54:00 <Lumeah2> hugsssssssssssss
54:00 <slinky_j> is it fkn freeeezing there?
54:00 <Lumeah2> nah
54:00 <slinky_j> hugs :P <3
54:00 <slinky_j> oh
54:00 <slinky_j> h8 u!
54:00 <Lumeah2> lol
54:00 <Lumeah2> you come here
54:00 <slinky_j> i got air con on 28 lol
54:00 <slinky_j> no u
54:00 <slinky_j> hahahaha
55:00 <Lumeah2> no i work in the cold i dun need to live in it thanks
55:00 <Lumeah2> ta
55:00 <slinky_j> llolss
55:00 <Lumeah2> it's raining heeps tho
55:00 <slinky_j> mebe coz i got a tank top on then
55:00 <slinky_j> haha
55:00 <Mew> vom
55:00 <Lumeah2> yeah
55:00 <slinky_j> <3 the rain
55:00 <lifestolen> waste of eletricity
55:00 <Lumeah2> probbly
55:00 <slinky_j> just if its gonna be so chilly it may aswell snow
56:00 <Lumeah2> i liked lucy .. movie you seen it ?
56:00 <slinky_j> vom mew?
56:00 <TheRon> i liked scarlett
56:00 <slinky_j> im slim n bufty and thats vom? lol
56:00 <slinky_j> take a great look up n down at Ben..
56:00 <Mew> pls stop
56:00 <slinky_j> eating?
56:00 <Mew> what even is slim and bufty
56:00 <Mew> i dont even
56:00 <slinky_j> ur fat
57:00 <slinky_j> ur bf is fat
57:00 <Mew> lmao
57:00 <slinky_j> dont *vom* at me dood
57:00 <Mew> retorts galore
57:00 <slinky_j> :P
57:00 <Mew> actually ill make a deal with you okay
57:00 <slinky_j> all u have r big boobies that get irc boys wanting to fuck u.
57:00 <TheRon> do you ever look at ben and go " hey i can do better!"
57:00 <Mew> im gonna do what i want, when i want
57:00 <lifestolen> Lumeah2, did the drugs make her use more of her brain ?
57:00 <Mew> get rekt m8
57:00 <slinky_j> ino u do
57:00 <Lumeah2> yup
58:00 <slinky_j> already know u smoke meth when ur out not around ur kid
58:00 <slinky_j> n ben smokes weed n meth
58:00 <slinky_j> tell me something new.
58:00 <lifestolen> yuk
59:00 <TheRon> huh i just died in your arms tonight
00:00 <Mew> where has this new meth thing come from? is that the "scene" you're in atm lol
00:00 <Lumeah2> must have been something you seid
00:00 <Mew> gettin into me mef n poetry
00:00 <slinky_j> nope
00:00 <Lumeah2> should have walked away!!
00:00 <TheRon> i should've walked away
00:00 <Lumeah2> SHOULD HAVE WALKED AWAY!
00:00 <slinky_j> same place i gave the surname Harper to
01:00 <Mew> do you ever feel like theres helicopters chasing you slinky_j?
01:00 <slinky_j> no
01:00 <slinky_j> do you
01:00 <slinky_j> though, these days, it'd be drones.
01:00 <Mew> ........lol
01:00 <Mew> thanks for that
01:00 <slinky_j> well cops use drones..
02:00 <slinky_j> ?
02:00 <TheRon> go hawks
02:00 <slinky_j> Mew, the shit filter's full. Go spend time with ur kid, instead of wasting it on me.
03:00 <TheRon> When I'm feeling blue All I have to do Is take a look at you Then I'm not so blue…  
03:00 <TheRon> wouldn't you agree, baby you and me got a groovy kind of love
04:00 <Mew> i just cant answer you seriously when you give parenting advice, its like a deaf dumb blind guy trying to tell someone with 20/20 vision that they need glasses
05:00 <slinky_j> said that already...
05:00 <lifestolen> lol @ Mew
05:00 <slinky_j> does the pipe give you good tips on it?
05:00 <slinky_j> ;)
05:00 <Mew> yeah but im still of the same view so ill say it again lmao
06:00 <slinky_j> Aye, I'm the first to admit I wish I could be there 24/7
06:00 <slinky_j> but things happen
06:00 <slinky_j> life is life so you deal with it..
06:00 <Mew> that is too funny lol
06:00 <Mew> ive seen you tell people you dont even have a son
06:00 <slinky_j> and trolls like you that go on about things you dont know about's just silly.
07:00 <TheRon> (Ha-ha-ha, ha-ah-hi) I know this much is true (Ha-ha-ha, ha-ah-hi) I know this much is true
07:00 <lifestolen> Mew probably feeds her kids mcdonalds good parenting there Mew
08:00 <slinky_j> lol!
08:00 <British^Meat> they dont have a maccas where she lives
08:00 <British^Meat> FACT
08:00 <TheRon> nah it's subway
08:00 <slinky_j> maccas fries rubbed on a greasy floor
08:00 <Mew> they still always use it lol
08:00 <lifestolen> they would have some sort of fast food
08:00 <slinky_j> yer they got Wallabys on kangaroo island
08:00 <lifestolen> and thats all Mew can feed them shes too dumb to cook a good meal at home her self
09:00 <slinky_j> theyre fast enough, less you bunt em with ur gar on the road
09:00 <slinky_j> lolz
09:00 <TheRon> are wallabies free game there?
09:00 <slinky_j> pretty much, u cant help runnin them over in the dark
09:00 <slinky_j> 2005, guy driving the car started to cry because of the *bump bump bump*
09:00 <TheRon> true, you run over them you can eat them?
10:00 <slinky_j> no law against it..
10:00 <Mew> 2014, mystery revealed: guy was pandas
10:00 <slinky_j> good beaches there nothin much else but scrubland dude
10:00 <TheRon> i n=knew it!
10:00 <lifestolen> why would you live on kangaroo island ?
10:00 <slinky_j> and good seafood!
10:00 <TheRon> peace and quiet
11:00 <slinky_j> nobody knows lifestolen
11:00 <TheRon> easy to kill and dispose of people
11:00 <slinky_j> even the aboriginies never bothered to settle there
11:00 <Mew> the thump of the wallaby going under the wheel set him up for a series of unfortunate events
11:00 <Mew> for starters it was the traumatic experience that caused his ptsd
11:00 <TheRon> i hit a roo once
11:00 <British^Meat> slinky_j r u ever gonna tell me where i live?
12:00 <TheRon> it was more of a glancing blow, we had to shoot it
12:00 <slinky_j> Germany
12:00 <British^Meat> Coz it sounds heaps better than where u are, how many times have you been robbed?
12:00 <British^Meat> <--- zero
12:00 <lifestolen> i heard kangaroo island was full of unemployed druggies
12:00 <slinky_j> the area is nice
12:00 <TheRon> no no no
12:00 <slinky_j> just dont bother tryin to help a meth addict
13:00 <British^Meat> i dont know any
13:00 <lifestolen> help them with a bullet
13:00 <British^Meat> u have them there? shit
13:00 <TheRon> No, I can't forget this evening Or your face as you were leaving But I guess that's just the way the story goes You always smile but in your eyes your sorrow
13:00 <slinky_j> yer well some of us try to be kind people and help others.
13:00 <faux> https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xap1/t1.0-9/1560660_10151876019011472_2083634664_n.jpg
13:00 <slinky_j> and you do know Mew
13:00 <slinky_j> and Pirate
13:00 <British^Meat> lol, youre such a dumb shit slinky_j
13:00 <TheRon> i cant live if living is without you
13:00 <British^Meat> They dont do meth, i dont get your point
14:00 <slinky_j> ask them
14:00 <British^Meat> Mew do you do meth?
14:00 <slinky_j> No, I mean, ask them when they go off to party and smoke meth.
14:00 <lifestolen> she does meth and weed apparently
14:00 <lifestolen> ask them what
14:00 <British^Meat> yer apparently, according to slinky_j
15:00 <British^Meat> who doesnt do drugs
15:00 <Mew> i can safely say i dont do meth lol
15:00 <British^Meat> has 2 cars
15:00 <slinky_j> not accodring to me
15:00 <British^Meat> 3 playstation 4's
15:00 <British^Meat> i can go on....
15:00 <Mew> you can have it in writing if you want
15:00 <slinky_j> according*
15:00 <TheRon> meth is bad
15:00 <British^Meat> slinky_j, i asked her, and she said she doesnt do meth
15:00 <Mew> and ben also doesnt do meth
15:00 <British^Meat> oh cool
15:00 <British^Meat> saves me asking
15:00 <slinky_j> ;) what ever you say
15:00 <British^Meat> appears neither of them do meth JB
15:00 <slinky_j> I know different
16:00 <British^Meat> how?
16:00 <British^Meat> according to who?
16:00 <slinky_j> whom
16:00 <TheRon> joe cocker - up where we belong
16:00 <Mew> my face and my palm are best friends right now
17:00 <TheRon> damn
17:00 <slinky_j> dayum!
17:00 <TheRon> love lifts us up where we belong
17:00 <xm> people started moving to Kangaroo Island after rumours started that Hermes from Ship to Shore got a job there as a security guard. it's been confirmed by Mew. he does laps around the island on a golf buggy with binoculars looking for trouble makers like Mew and the Scooby Gang
17:00 <British^Meat> :)
17:00 <British^Meat> awesome
18:00 <TheRon> an officer and a gentleman?
18:00 <TheRon> richard gere
20:00 <xm> i was naughty and got drunk once and told all my friends this guy looked a lot like Richard Gere. he really did though. somehow he found out about it and told me i owed him a drink. i hope he wasnt gay like him too
20:00 <TheRon> it must've been love, but it's over now
20:00 <xm> Black Bettys, doctor
20:00 <TheRon> anyone ever felt the need to sing along to roxette?
21:00 <xm> ive done it a few times
21:00 <xm> one of their songs was played during C'mon Kids in 1988 i think
21:00 <xm> which is how i found out about them
22:00 <TheRon> lay a whisper on my pillow, leave the winter on the ground
24:00 <TheRon> and i'm goona keep on lovin' you........
24:00 <xm> pz/lifestolen does karaoke at the carine tavern. so hawt it even burnt down the sign
25:00 <TheRon> nice
26:00 <simba> im pz/lifestolen
26:00 <TheRon> wild turkey, rare legends
26:00 <lifestolen> ?
26:00 <slinky_j> i do karate with the little kids.
26:00 <Mew> looool xm when i was little i lived 1 street away from my grandparents for 9 1/2 years and there was this guy who would walk around the streets who looked like tom hanks so everyone in our family would be like "oh there goes tom hanks" "i just saw tom hanks at the shops" "tom hanks has got a baby now!!!" etc
26:00 <TheRon> kramer
26:00 <xm> lol
26:00 <xm> poor guy
26:00 <xm> like the kid that stuffs up once at school and it sticks forever
27:00 <Mew> when my grandparents finally moved house my grandma went to his house and gave him a box of chocolates and told him that we've been calling him tom hanks for nearly 10yrs
27:00 <Mew> thx4thmmrz bb xxx
27:00 <xm> lol
27:00 <xm> haha box of chocolates
27:00 <Mew> eyyyyyyyy
27:00 <TheRon> at the copa copa cabana..........
28:00 <lifestolen> a box of chocolates ?
28:00 <lifestolen> thats povo
28:00 <Mew> oh come on lifestolen you must get that
28:00 <simba> youre povo pz
28:00 <simba> your whole family is povo
28:00 <couleurs> agreed
28:00 <lifestolen> get that ?
28:00 <Mew> ........
28:00 <lifestolen> well i spose your family would have lots of boxes of chocolates Mew
29:00 <xm> pz ill lend you $10 for the cas. but i want 50% of all your winnings
29:00 <lifestolen> 10 bux haha
29:00 <Ana_Ng> What are the 5 most popular names of the children of British monarchs?
29:00 <lifestolen> whats that going to buy ?
29:00 <lifestolen> a beer?
29:00 <fawks> Henry
29:00 <fawks> !
29:00 <lifestolen> not even enuff for packet of smokes
29:00 <Ana_Ng> 1
29:00 <xm> you're gambling expert. not me. unless you consult with mentalson
29:00 <fawks> Charles?
30:00 <xm> you're the*
30:00 <Ana_Ng> charles is #7
30:00 <lifestolen> xm, why do you lie ?
30:00 <xm> george
30:00 <Ana_Ng> nope
30:00 <fawks> Oh
30:00 <simba> lizzy duh
31:00 <simba> gotta b lizzy
31:00 <Ana_Ng> lizzy 2
31:00 <fawks> Um
31:00 <fawks> William!
31:00 <fawks> idk
31:00 <fawks> Albert
31:00 <fawks> BARTHOLOMEW
31:00 <Ana_Ng> wills 3
31:00 <simba> Ana
31:00 <simba> is that 1
31:00 <simba> r u royel
31:00 <Ana_Ng> i have a case of the royals
31:00 <simba> Royalty..... Hmmm,,,, Longie, stebie, WebbY
32:00 <Mew> everytime someone ragequits then comes back to start fresh 20 mins later that aaliyah song pops into my head
32:00 <Mew> dust yoself off and try again, u can dust it off and try agaaaain
32:00 <Lumeah2> what?
32:00 <simba> classic
32:00 <fawks> Pippa
33:00 <fawks> peppa pig
33:00 <Lumeah2> :P
33:00 <Ana_Ng> 2 more to go
33:00 <xm> havent seen Lwaxana on for ages
33:00 <xm> AnalWax
33:00 <fawks> Jemima
33:00 <Mew> oh yeah me either
33:00 <xm> and when she gets back i get k-lined
33:00 <xm> cool
33:00 <Mew> she was getting into cats for a while there
33:00 <Ana_Ng> bzzzt
34:00 <fawks> I never see lxwnannwa anyway
34:00 <fawks> She's irrels
34:00 <Ana_Ng> you missed: Mary and Edward
34:00 <simba> she genuinely hates irc 
34:00 <fawks> Oh
34:00 <fawks> How obv
34:00 <fawks> Next q pls
34:00 <xm> i was just trying to think of female IRCops
34:00 <Mew> is she the only one?
34:00 <xm> there is Bonny now?
35:00 <Mew> really?
35:00 <Ana_Ng> In 1911, what was the most populous city in the world?
35:00 <couleurs> hogwarts
35:00 <Lumeah2> london
35:00 <fawks> lmao
35:00 <fawks> Hogwarts
36:00 <Student> australia 
36:00 <Student> not london 
36:00 <Lumeah2> rof!
36:00 <fawks> Australia is not a city u fuk
36:00 <Ana_Ng> london was #2
36:00 <Lumeah2> paris
36:00 <slinky_j> oh man
36:00 <slinky_j> that act of valor ronnies
36:00 <slinky_j> :P
36:00 <Student> when did i say it is not? you fucked up 
36:00 <slinky_j> oh he gone :/
36:00 <fawks> Lmao
36:00 <fawks> you fucked up
36:00 <Student> ha ha 
36:00 <Lumeah2> what was answer
36:00 <Student> you like it don't you? :P
37:00 <fawks> .
37:00 <fawks> don't 
37:00 <Ana_Ng> bzzzzt
37:00 <Student> boommmmmmmmmm
37:00 <Ana_Ng> the answer is: New York City
37:00 <xm> all those immigants bowing down to the Statue of Liberty
37:00 <Mew> Student do you have a gooch?
37:00 <fawks> NEXT
37:00 <xm> on the ships
37:00 <xm> as they go past
38:00 <Student> i might have, but what is a gooch any way? ha ha 
38:00 <fawks> ha ha
38:00 <Lumeah2> fuck i was going to say new york
38:00 <simba> i dont believe you
38:00 <Lumeah2> it's a vag
38:00 <Student> if the trivia is coming from Ana_Ng, you people should expect lot of us related answers, you dumb fucks 
38:00 <faux> yowzer
38:00 <faux> sum buddy is angry
39:00 <simba> Student please settle down
39:00 <Ana_Ng> The country of Gabon is on which continent?
39:00 <simba> lol @ vag
39:00 <xm> he left the gate open today and his favourite lover/goat escaped
39:00 <faux> afica
39:00 <Lumeah2> lol
39:00 <Student> ha ha , if you say so jamie 
39:00 <faux> +r
39:00 <Ana_Ng> faux winz
39:00 <simba>  who the fuck is jamie
39:00 <Lumeah2> africa
39:00 <faux> next
39:00 <Student> i thought it is you
40:00 <Ana_Ng> What does KFC stand for?
40:00 <simba> youre a disgrace
40:00 <Mew> you need to draw yourself a #melbourne diagram Student 
40:00 <Student> Kantucky fried chicken 
40:00 <Ana_Ng> student winz
40:00 <Cannoli> kan lol
40:00 <simba> kannoli
40:00 <xm> are you trolling us today Ana_Ng 
40:00 <Student> Mew you know what you need to do? :P
40:00 <faux> lmao
40:00 <faux> kantucky
40:00 <Ana_Ng> What is the Japanese word for "harbour wave"?
40:00 <faux> konichiwave
40:00 <Mew> Student go swallow a chode
40:00 <Ana_Ng> heh
40:00 <simba> KAMEHAMEHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!
40:00 <Ana_Ng> we call it Kensucky
40:00 <xm> Tsunami
41:00 <Ana_Ng> xm winz
41:00 <xm> that was too obvious as well
41:00 <simba> lol
41:00 <Student> Mew go swallow a hard , thick cock, if you can't find one, call me in pvt you moron 
41:00 <faux> fuck u xm has an advantage
41:00 <faux> hes azn
41:00 <faux> LOL stebie
41:00 <faux> Student*
41:00 <simba> this game is only fun if you purposefully give Ana_Ng stupid answers until she parts for another half hour
41:00 <slinky_j> oh no not asian!
41:00 <faux> a hard , thick cock
41:00 <Student> you seem turned on by that fucked up one :P
42:00 <faux> ah Yes
42:00 <Student> Mew is gone to find one? reallly 
42:00 <faux> good observation!
42:00 <Student> no problem 
42:00 <simba> Student it is not acceptable in our society to bully women into sexual activities with you OK mate
42:00 <Student> are you really serious simba?
42:00 <Student> i mean really?
42:00 <faux> lolrfwea
42:00 <simba> yep, im sorry
42:00 <simba> put the gloves away
42:00 <Student> what happened to Ana_Ng's trivia thing?
42:00 <Student> what is the next question 
43:00 <Ana_Ng> Which two cities hosted the Olympics in 1984?
43:00 <Student> if i would put them away, you know it is going to hit really hard 
43:00 <simba> its: what do you type to leave an austnet server?
43:00 <xm> Constantinople and Istanbul
43:00 <Student> i do not know 
44:00 <Ana_Ng> summer was los angeles
44:00 <Student> Los Angeles
44:00 <Ana_Ng> winter was in a country that doesn't exist anymore
44:00 <xm> USSR?
44:00 <faux> i think im playing beehhh in pool
44:00 <faux> this guys name is Mirza
44:00 <faux> omgz
44:00 <xm> i used to play Yahoo! Pool a bit
44:00 <Student> soviets bycotted those summer olympics
44:00 <Ana_Ng> bzzzt
44:00 <faux> Yahoo!
45:00 <Ana_Ng> winter was sarajevo, yugoslavia
45:00 <Ana_Ng> Where were the 1956 summer olympics?
45:00 <xm> Melbourne
45:00 <Ana_Ng> xm winz
46:00 <faux> straya m8
46:00 <Cannoli> shut up faggot
46:00 <xm> im a girl
46:00 <faux> wow
46:00 <xm> Fennec_Fox hi
46:00 <faux> bit rude
47:00 <simba> back in the U S S R
47:00 <couleurs> where's Serenity i miss her
47:00 <couleurs> -- nobody
47:00 <xm> sezz who
47:00 <couleurs> aw shit!!!!!
47:00 <couleurs> clear/
48:00 <couleurs> Mmmmm Cannoli
48:00 <Ana_Ng> Which cocktail: tomato juice, vodka, tabasco sauce, Worcestershire sauce, lemon juice
48:00 <xm> drinking leads to demonic possession!
48:00 <Maurice> Bloody Mary
48:00 <couleurs> bloodey marrey
48:00 <couleurs> Dammit
48:00 <Ana_Ng> maurice winz
48:00 <couleurs> Tie
48:00 <British^Meat> its ok when you can handle your drink
48:00 <British^Meat> If you cant, youre gonna have a BAD TIME
49:00 <faux> ok
49:00 <Ana_Ng> Which cocktail: whiskey, vermouth, bitters
49:00 <couleurs> !quiz
49:00 <xm> !blueballs
49:00 <couleurs> manhattern
49:00 <Ana_Ng> couleurs winz
49:00 <couleurs> n BOOM
49:00 <xm> Ana_Ng has decoded couleurs !
49:00 <Ana_Ng> Which cocktail: rum, coke, lime juice
49:00 <Mew> cincinnati dangler
50:00 <xm> boston strangler
50:00 <simba> the gentlemens pickle
50:00 <faux> omg
50:00 <faux> beehhh
50:00 <couleurs> some cuban thing
50:00 <faux> id i just play you in pool
50:00 <xm> i think ive had it
50:00 <simba> shimoon mirz
50:00 <xm> black cuban
50:00 <xm> ?
50:00 <faux> cuba libre
50:00 <Ana_Ng> couleurs winz
50:00 <beehhh> pull?
50:00 <Ana_Ng> cuba libre
50:00 <couleurs> something like that
50:00 <Ana_Ng> d'oh
50:00 <beehhh> is beagle alright
50:00 <xm> ah yeah
50:00 <Ana_Ng> faux really winz
50:00 <xm> that's it
50:00 <couleurs> close
51:00 <Ana_Ng> you're all really great
51:00 <beehhh> hes a nice guy
51:00 <British^Meat> beagle is in hospital having his roids seen to
51:00 <simba> generally speaking beagle is not alright no
51:00 <Student> yeah we know Ana_Ng , next thing
51:00 <Ana_Ng> Which song is this? I feel so unsure, as I take your hand and lead you to the dance floor.
51:00 <simba> bots arent allowed to talk
51:00 <xm> carelesswhisper
51:00 <xm> careless whisper
51:00 <Ana_Ng> xm winz
51:00 <couleurs> horseless whimper
51:00 <beehhh> i want to sell my lenovo and get this
52:00 <xm> cat whisperer
52:00 <Ana_Ng> Which song is this? Here's a little song I wrote, you might want to sing it note for note
52:00 <lifestolen> dont worry be hapy
52:00 <xm> dont worry'
52:00 <Ana_Ng> lifestolen winz
52:00 <beehhh> http://images5.fanpop.com/image/photos/31200000/Ghost-patrick-swayze-31227069-2560-1722.jpg
52:00 <couleurs> bobbey farrylane
52:00 <Student> boby mcfrien 
53:00 <faux> lol
53:00 <couleurs> mcfried
53:00 <couleurs> so fried
53:00 <Student> boby mcferren 
53:00 <faux> aka chris at maccas
53:00 <couleurs> lol
53:00 <Cannoli> mcdonalds
53:00 <xm> looks like me old cat
53:00 <couleurs> hahaha just imagined chris high @ maccas ordering something
53:00 <Ana_Ng> Name 10 three-letter body parts
53:00 <simba> "can i get a burger"
53:00 <xm> eye
54:00 <xm> ear
54:00 <faux> uh can i  i uh cant get i get a um a cheese
54:00 <xm> leg
54:00 <Ana_Ng> 3
54:00 <simba> but
54:00 <simba> dik
54:00 <simba> ass
54:00 <xm> arm
54:00 <Ana_Ng> 4
54:00 <faux> toe
54:00 <Ana_Ng> 5
54:00 <beehhh> http://www.bestbuy.com/site/hp-envy-x360-2-in-1-15-6-touch-screen-laptop-intel-core-i5-8gb-memory-750gb-hard-drive-natural-silver/5831009.p?id=1219163972156&
54:00 <xm> ball
54:00 <xm> diq
54:00 <xm> tip
55:00 <simba> sac
55:00 <faux> john cusac
55:00 <faux> IDK THIS IS A HARD ONE
55:00 <Ana_Ng> three of them are on your head
55:00 <faux> nek
55:00 <couleurs> lip
55:00 <faux> oh
55:00 <Ana_Ng> 6
55:00 <faux> fuk u
55:00 <Ana_Ng> a hard candy might break your
56:00 <xm> gum
56:00 <faux> toof
56:00 <faux> oh
56:00 <Ana_Ng> 7
56:00 <faux> HIP
56:00 <Ana_Ng> we have these candies called _ _ _ breakers
56:00 <Ana_Ng> 8
56:00 <xm> jaw
56:00 <Ana_Ng> 9
56:00 <faux> fuck
56:00 <faux> RIB
56:00 <Ana_Ng> rib!
56:00 <Ana_Ng> 10!
56:00 <faux> aw yis
57:00 <xm> <Ana_Ng> Good work guys
57:00 <faux> i need to p
57:00 <Student> sure you need to 
57:00 <xm> <Ana_Ng> Class dismissed
57:00 <xm> it's time for couleurs to take over
58:00 <xm> and teach us English
58:00 <couleurs> Ana_Ng is the best quiz bot ever
58:00 <simba> Ana_Ng is mrs nesbitt
58:00 <Ana_Ng> What base pair pairs with adenine in DNA?
58:00 <beehhh> http://xxxdessert.com/tube/contents/videos_screenshots/16000/16673/preview.mp4.jpg
58:00 <beehhh> new model just arrived
58:00 <Ana_Ng> bzzzt Thymine
58:00 <xm> ACTG
59:00 <simba> jeez give people at least half a minute to read it
59:00 <Student> slow opss ;P
59:00 <xm> i knew it at one stage
59:00 <xm> we not stupid
00:00 <beehhh> my suggestion dont by lenovos get HPs
00:00 <British^Meat> i not fried
00:00 <British^Meat> if only she loved me
00:00 <Ana_Ng> Which country produces the most tomatoes?
01:00 <Student> USA
01:00 <Ana_Ng> usa is #2
01:00 <Student> china
01:00 <Ana_Ng> student winz
02:00 <Ana_Ng> Which country produces the most cheese?
02:00 <Student> holland
02:00 <British^Meat> your mum
02:00 <beehhh> greenland
02:00 <couleurs> swisserlend
02:00 <Student> USA
02:00 <Ana_Ng> student winz
02:00 <couleurs> Cheeseland
03:00 <beehhh> his cousins are aparently overstaying their visas in straya
03:00 <couleurs> Which country produces the most Disney?
03:00 <beehhh> china
03:00 <couleurs> Disneyland lol
03:00 <couleurs> got u
03:00 <Ana_Ng> pretty sure it's green land
03:00 <simba> didnt you say that isnt a country?
03:00 <Ana_Ng> facepalm
03:00 <xm> Daneland
04:00 <Ana_Ng> Here's a USA centric question
04:00 <simba> we dont care about the land of the dickhead
04:00 <British^Meat> :0
04:00 <Student> ha ha 
04:00 <beehhh> guy shot her head after sex on meth in usa
04:00 <Ana_Ng> What are 3 of the busiest pizza delivery days in the US?
04:00 <Student> i care about you Ana_Ng, ignore this guy :P
04:00 <British^Meat> What did one american say to the other american?
04:00 <British^Meat> Who gives a fuck...
05:00 <Ana_Ng> thanks i usually do
05:00 <simba> lol
05:00 <beehhh> whitehouse
05:00 <Ana_Ng> What are 3 of the busiest pizza delivery days in the US?
05:00 <Student> mother's day, valentine's day 
05:00 <couleurs> superbowl... 4th of july and nye
05:00 <couleurs> 2 e z next
05:00 <beehhh> paki indipendents day
05:00 <Ana_Ng> couleurs got 2!
05:00 <Student> friday, saturday 
05:00 <Ana_Ng> superbowl and nye
06:00 <faux> LOL
06:00 <simba> lol
06:00 <British^Meat> payday
06:00 <couleurs> FRIDAY
06:00 <Ana_Ng> good enough for a winz
06:00 <simba> nye... lets get dominos and shoot up our friends!!!!
06:00 <beehhh> the day you not come around for a tic
06:00 <Ana_Ng> also, day before thanksgiving, college football championship, halloween
07:00 <couleurs> aw
07:00 <Student> these days are not for sure 
07:00 <couleurs> spooky pizza !
07:00 <faux> so everyday
07:00 <Student> so avoid asking such questions that are not confirmed
07:00 <beehhh> human being are superior destroyers and the weaks and poorer are vulnerable to the rich n wealthy
07:00 <faux> chill Student we're not playing for money
07:00 <simba> Deep, beehhh.
08:00 <British^Meat> rich AND wealthy :)
08:00 <British^Meat> this guy
08:00 <Ana_Ng> Which North American country does FedEx not deliver to?
08:00 <Student> i already have a lot of money , so i would not bother :P
08:00 <beehhh> it wasnt so deep until i realised
08:00 <faux> canada
08:00 <faux> !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
08:00 <slinky_j> Texas
08:00 <beehhh> cut head makes you vulnerable especially in straya where circumsized is not widely practiced
08:00 <slinky_j> jaj
08:00 <exem> mexico
08:00 <couleurs> probably north korea
08:00 <Zade> lol
08:00 <faux> tasmania
08:00 <Ana_Ng> hint
08:00 <beehhh> women dont like small penis at downunder
08:00 <Ana_Ng> north america includes the caribbean
09:00 <slinky_j> Ana_Ng is texas still only considered a part of the US
09:00 <slinky_j> ?
09:00 <Ana_Ng> yes.
09:00 <slinky_j> thought so 
09:00 <exem> Ana_Ng can check under my bed for monsters
09:00 <Ana_Ng> usually i check somewhere else
09:00 <exem> can you?
10:00 <couleurs> cuba
10:00 <Ana_Ng> couleurs winz
10:00 <faux> gJ
10:00 <beehhh> http://cdn5.image.youporn.phncdn.com/201104/22/564033/original/15.jpg?m=eaCaaBaa&mh=Iu-YXhRXV0HmGcry
10:00 <Ana_Ng> Which 4 countries in Oceania does FedEx not serve?
10:00 <Student> cuba is in South america?
10:00 <Ana_Ng> cuba is in the caribbean which is considered part of north america
11:00 <slinky_j> Ana_Ng ask the chan where in the closet comes from
11:00 <slinky_j> :P
11:00 <British^Meat> i totes sure?
11:00 <slinky_j> the era
11:00 <beehhh> cant be bothered thinking unless you bring me a beer
11:00 <slinky_j> and what in the closet meant
11:00 <Ana_Ng> bzzzt
11:00 <faux> antarctica
11:00 <Ana_Ng> kiribati, nauru, solomon islands, tuvalu
11:00 <faux> oh ok
11:00 <Student> very well 
12:00 <faux> well well
12:00 <Ana_Ng> way to fail on your part of the world
12:00 <beehhh> nauru is in america lucky them refugees then
12:00 <couleurs> antarctica? what is this? a arctica 4 ants?????
12:00 <faux> lolllll
12:00 <couleurs> --- movie quote
12:00 <Ana_Ng> uh oh
12:00 <Ana_Ng> i am falling asleepay
12:00 <Student> good for us 
13:00 <beehhh> i want to sell my lenovo n get a hp
13:00 <Ana_Ng> should i rage quit or flood out
13:00 <exem> elvis presley 
13:00 <Student> Z-Line
13:00 <simba> lolololol
13:00 <couleurs> flood rage
13:00 <slower> beehhh didnt you say you already have the hp?
13:00 <Ana_Ng> frage
14:00 <exem> The Frage
14:00 <beehhh> yes im on it right now couldnt be much happier
14:00 <simba> lol
14:00 <beehhh> want to sell the lenovo and get another HP
14:00 <Ana_Ng> kishes
14:00 <British^Meat> sell it to beagle
14:00 <British^Meat> he just won $5k
15:00 <couleurs> did he set his house on fire...
15:00 <British^Meat> lol pokies
15:00 <exem> no, he poses as Fabio topless and sells signed photographs of that for $1 each. he just sold 5,000 that's all
15:00 <beehhh> i could made 50grand time 7 if i didnt ....
15:00 <couleurs> lol
16:00 <exem> i would get z-lined if i posted that pic here wouldnt it
16:00 <exem> i*
16:00 <beehhh> http://www8.hp.com/my/en/products/laptops/product-detail.html?oid=6810090
16:00 <simba> FIRE, ROBBERY HITS HOME
17:00 <simba> local man mirza burns own home and blames "white devil" - to be expelled from country by friday
17:00 <Student> link?
17:00 <simba> msg beehhh for the full story
17:00 <Student> ha ha 
17:00 <Bastardly_One> I reckon that happened too
18:00 <Student> you are making up stories, and i have to message beehhh for that, very nice
18:00 <Bastardly_One> that newspaper link
18:00 <Bastardly_One> he isn't this time
20:00 <beehhh> http://oi57.tinypic.com/2nrhdsi.jpg
20:00 <beehhh> check it out
20:00 <simba> its true Student
21:00 <Bastardly_One> that links it
21:00 <Bastardly_One> very suspect
22:00 <beehhh> dont worry this summer everything will turn to charcoal
22:00 <simba> what will the charcoal turn into
22:00 <beehhh> ashes
23:00 <exem> Local Bangladeshi man horrified about prospect of arranged marriage with woman burns down own home to avoid heterosexual lifestyle.  Self-arsonist left with nothing and deported to fantasy island with secret tranny lover.
23:00 <beehhh> *borneo
25:00 <exem> * Update: Bangladeshi man now studying gender studies at Curtin University to spread awareness of transphobia
25:00 <beehhh> http://oi58.tinypic.com/2psn483.jpg
25:00 <couleurs> lol
26:00 <beehhh> im studying how to sell butterflies in a volatile coastal erosion situation in beach area
27:00 <simba> ok
27:00 <exem> you mean you want to open a stall and sell cheap items imported from China?
27:00 <exem> ive seen those plastic butterflies
27:00 <beehhh> simba knee deeped in snow n find out it was a mud of fecet of horse
27:00 <Student> a stall will be luxury 
28:00 <simba> ok
28:00 <beehhh> should i buy an i5 intel head for my
28:00 <exem> i5 will do for you
28:00 <exem> unless you're ripping blu-ray porn
28:00 <exem> and need it asap
29:00 <beehhh> http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/05/09/article-2321815-19B163AC000005DC-584_634x425.jpg
30:00 <exem> that's more exclamations than usual
39:00 <Mew> https://scontent-a-lax.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xaf1/t1.0-9/32245_120812157946518_21494_n.jpg
40:00 <couleurs> beautifuel girls
40:00 <lifestolen> are they men or women ?
41:00 <LoZart> we need beehhh eye for a straight guy to know
42:00 <LoZart> gosh that's disturbing
43:00 <LoZart> at least it's harder for beehhh and her to swap genders than it is for them to swap bottom and top
43:00 <LoZart> and for the curious viewers at home there are 2x2 combinations
43:00 <screwss> LoZart: any relation to mozart
44:00 <Mew> she looks so different there
44:00 <LoZart> it's just me lo. the maestro of nobel park. i found out im related to mozart
44:00 <LoZart> yes
44:00 <LoZart> more of a boy
45:00 <LoZart> beehhh just dominated her and made her more feminine. that must be before they met
45:00 <Mew> pre fake boobs pre hormone replacement
45:00 <couleurs> the boy without eyebrows 
45:00 <couleurs> coming 2015
45:00 <LoZart> i reckon it's all natural. she's like a clown fish and beehhh's manliness made it all come naturally
45:00 <couleurs> directed by michael bay
46:00 <LoZart> what about one with bryan singer. and hte boy lost the eyebrows from a crack pipe lighting gone wrong
47:00 <Mew> \https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xap1/t1.0-9/1234978_702272359800492_430308608_n.jpg
47:00 <TheRiddler> who's that?
47:00 <LoZart> i know a few guys that would get very confused over that
48:00 <LoZart> a very deep uncanny valley. maybe an uncanny chasm
48:00 <Mew> in the other pic norell is in the middle when she mustve still been super boyish and shes on the right in that last link
48:00 <LoZart> TheRiddler: do you think she's hot?
48:00 <LoZart> the girl on the right
48:00 <Mew> dammit
48:00 <couleurs> who's the hoty on the right!!!!!
48:00 <LoZart> ur liek the back of the car. spoileh
49:00 <Mew> soz bby xo
49:00 <LoZart> that was runner up miss borneo
49:00 <TheRiddler> is the left a girl and right a boy?
49:00 <Mew> no idea
49:00 <Mew> oh i just decided to not read the end of that sentence lol
49:00 <Mew> yes**
50:00 <TheRiddler> lol
50:00 <milk> transtesticles
50:00 <LoZart> TheRiddler: classic split video trick. like what they would do in Bewitches. the boy on the left became the girl on the right
51:00 <LoZart> Bewitched*
53:00 <simba> Charmed
53:00 <LoZart> true. charmed employed the same technology. they were all the same girl. it's not magic!
53:00 <LoZart> it's technology
53:00 <LoZart> all done on the amiga
54:00 <fawks> Oh OK 
58:00 <johninja> `seen jewel
58:00 <johninja> !seen jewel
59:00 <screwss> piece of shit
59:00 <simba> lol
59:00 <simba> WEAK DOG
59:00 <screwss> fuck you
59:00 <simba> stalk women under your own nickname
59:00 <simba> u drunk mess
59:00 <lifestolen> rofl
59:00 <LoZart> lol
59:00 <lifestolen> fucken sprung
00:00 <TheRiddler> lol
02:00 <Lumeah> lol
03:00 <johninja> ur all a bunch of homophobes
05:00 <Lumeah> im a homo?
05:00 <Lumeah> ooooooook
05:00 <Lumeah> That's interesting.
05:00 <simba> thats not what he said
05:00 <simba> do you know what a homophobe is?
05:00 <Lumeah> yes
06:00 <lifestolen> a homo?
06:00 <Lumeah> lol no
06:00 <Lumeah> phobic of homo
06:00 <lifestolen> theyre just in the closet so it offends them
06:00 <simba> phobic of homos
06:00 <simba> brilliant definition
06:00 <Lumeah> lol
06:00 <Lumeah> tought you would liek it
06:00 <Lumeah> :P
06:00 <Mew> is it just me or did someone spike everyones cordial with stupid today
06:00 <couleurs> lol
06:00 <Lumeah> yup
07:00 <lifestolen> wah wah Mew
07:00 <simba> its just u
07:00 <lifestolen> fattie
07:00 <simba> pz no
07:00 <simba> bad dog
07:00 <lifestolen> pz yes
07:00 <simba> pz is a gay cunt!!!!!!!!!! lmao owned!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
08:00 <screwss> sure about that
08:00 <lifestolen> yep
08:00 <screwss> wanna add a few more explimation marks
08:00 <lifestolen> im gay
08:00 <screwss> mr over eager
08:00 <lifestolen> lets all be gay together
08:00 <simba> ill do what i like with my 1 key
08:00 <simba> explimation marks 
08:00 <simba> lol
08:00 <Lumeah> :P
08:00 <Lumeah> funny
09:00 <Mew> you can dust it off and try agaaain
09:00 <xm> Mew18> is it just me or did someone spike everyones cordial with stupid today <-- Ana_Ng was talking to us like children today and giving us year 1 level trivia. she didnt even bother to tell us off at all. she gave up
10:00 <xm> name all the colours of teh rainbow. kgo
10:00 <Mew> Lumeah just dumbed out on homophobia and pz cant piece together a forrest gump joke
10:00 <SeZz> i just watched bondi vet take sperm from a shark... my life is now complete
11:00 <lifestolen> ?
11:00 <Mew> you have got to be kidding pz
11:00 <xm> pz has always been a bit too literal though and missing a few things. but i dont think he's that dumb. i just think he doesnt care too much about culture. he's also paranoid like panda so is too busy being defensive to be relaxed to see a joke
12:00 <Mew> LOL oh yeah panda did one before too
12:00 <xm> wouldnt surprise me if he hasnt seen the movie
12:00 <Serenity> have i missed anything exciting this weekend
12:00 <Mew> when i joked about the helicopters chasing him cos of his paranoia
12:00 <Mew> "NUH THEYD BE DRONES"
12:00 <xm> hah didnt see that one
12:00 <Mew> looooool
12:00 <Serenity> any good drama
12:00 <Timmo> Good ole screwss is back again.  We welcome his inept rage. 
12:00 <Serenity> oh god
12:00 <xm> pathological liars are also the same people who think every single person is lying
13:00 <Serenity> screwss.. lol
13:00 <xm> seems to go together with defensiveness
13:00 <xm> yet very gullible too if they say the right things they want to hear
13:00 <lifestolen> which movie ?
13:00 <xm> if you say*
13:00 <xm> Forrest Gump
13:00 <xm> seen it?
13:00 <lifestolen> i loved that movie
13:00 <lifestolen> yeh
13:00 <xm> Forest* (sp?)
13:00 <xm> really
13:00 <xm> or was it Forrest
13:00 <Mew> rr
13:00 <Timmo> I think it was double r
13:00 <lifestolen> i saw it at the cinemas when it came out in the 90s
13:00 <Timmo> ^
13:00 <xm> dont you remember any lines...?
14:00 <Serenity> most people here arent hard to fool with the right words xm
14:00 <lifestolen> i remember some lines yes
14:00 <xm> name some famous lines from the movie pz
14:00 <Timmo> I lurv you Jeany. 
14:00 <Serenity> ive had pieter putty in my hands at one point to prove a point
14:00 <lifestolen> life is like a box of chocolates
14:00 <lifestolen> why are you asking me to name lines from it ?
14:00 <xm> Serenity, there was a discussion last night in another channel about how junkies spend a lot of effort using semantics and dodgy arguments
15:00 <Serenity> it does seem to be common
15:00 <xm> yes
15:00 <Timmo> Welcome Jewel.  Despite lowering the average IQ of this channel by 29 points by joining, we appreciate you joining us. 
15:00 <lifestolen> people are always acusing me of having problems and attacking me
15:00 <Mew> xm can you paste the thing for pz cos im on mibbit so i cant see back that far
15:00 <xm> oh right wait
15:00 <lifestolen> i feel like i am a targeted individual
15:00 <xm> < Mew> when my grandparents finally moved house my grandma went to his house and gave him a box of chocolates and told him that we've been calling him tom hanks for nearly 10yrs
15:00 <simba> pz ur a persistent troll and u know it so stfu 
16:00 <lifestolen> lol
16:00 <Timmo> I think you give him credit where no credit is due by calling him a troll. 
16:00 <Serenity> i want to watch forrest gump now
16:00 <Mew> is Timmo  DemonsRun?
16:00 <lifestolen> why attack people ?
16:00 <xm> Timmo, he actually believes this stuff. ive also heard him talking a bit. he does sound like he takes this seriously
16:00 <Timmo> I do not have a vagina. 
16:00 <xm> but they do like to stretch it a bit
17:00 <Mew> oh? how do you know demonsrun has a vagina?
17:00 <lifestolen> just says stuff that doesn't make sense or makes up lies
17:00 <Serenity> trolls are deceptive and calulating
17:00 <Timmo> Mew: She showed me. 
17:00 <Serenity> because demons run is a girl
17:00 <Serenity> and ive seen her boobies
17:00 <Serenity> lol
17:00 <Mew> have you got Timmo on ignore Serenity?
17:00 <Serenity> i dont
17:00 <Mew> oh
17:00 <Serenity> i just like to brag about seeing boobies
17:00 <TheRiddler> timmo is skirmish he says
18:00 <Timmo> Come to think about it ... this face of mine has opened a lot of legs on irc over the years. 
18:00 <Serenity> yes it is skirmish
18:00 <simba> u talk about how much irc pussy u got over the years so much that im starting to doubt you
18:00 <Mew> oh sorry haha the troll thing threw me
19:00 <Timmo> simba: unlike jesus ... you believing in how much pussy I have got is not required for it to be true. 
19:00 <Serenity> im extra dumb tonight i havent slept much this weekend
19:00 <Serenity> you'll have to excuse me
19:00 <screwss> ffs
19:00 <Timmo> INB4 screwss rage
19:00 <Serenity> i dont have the energy for irc rage tonight
21:00 <Timmo> I just want everyone that can get along, to get along and join in pointing and laughing at the downies that make this channel interesting.  (Lumeah/Jewel/Screwss/lifestolen).
21:00 <TheRiddler> I'm blind
21:00 <simba> im disabled
22:00 <TheRiddler> litterally
22:00 <simba> t
22:00 <screwss> Timmo: us downies apologise in advance for polluting your screen
22:00 <TheRiddler> I can barely read irc
22:00 <xm> they need an IRC NRG Rage drink. maybe call it Pong! cause it keeps you connected and alive
22:00 <screwss> cause you know its Timmo's world, were just livin in it
22:00 <Mew> ive got mewkemia
22:00 <TheRiddler> half is blurred
22:00 <Timmo> Mew: I want Mewkemia. Is it sexually transmitted? 
22:00 <slinky_j> the firsst cut is the deepest
22:00 <slinky_j> <3 this movie
23:00 <Mew> oh you forgot a downie
23:00 <Timmo> There are too many to get them all.  They're like pokemon. 
24:00 <Serenity> With every registration of mIRC, you get a free 4 pack of [[pong]] rage drink?
24:00 <Timmo> I registered years ago. No rage drink for me. 
24:00 <Timmo> I actually paid too.  I bet the guy that wrote mirc was blown away when his $20 appeared in his account. 
25:00 <Serenity> i bought it like 7 years ago when it was on sale for $5
25:00 <screwss> who was i talking about brothels here with
25:00 <Timmo> I was still cracking it then I think. 
25:00 <Serenity> cause i got sick of that blinky screen asking me to register
25:00 <Maurice> I've never paid
25:00 <TheRiddler> either that nap fucked my vision
25:00 <Maurice> Or for sex
25:00 <Timmo> I don't find it surprising that screwss pays for sex. 
25:00 <TheRiddler> or my eyesight is getting worse
25:00 <Serenity> i napped so hard when i got home from bunbury
26:00 <screwss> tell your wife i left the cheque on the refrigerator door
26:00 <Maurice> I don't blame you
26:00 <Serenity> alice was up at 5:50 this morning
26:00 <Maurice> I only went to my sisters which is 5 mins away and I wanted to nap
26:00 <Serenity> then i drove to bunbury and back..
26:00 <Serenity> ugh
26:00 <Timmo> My lovely fiance wouldn't even notice you existed screwss. 
27:00 <Timmo> So basically what happened to you each and every day, would happen again, just with my fiance. 
27:00 <Timmo> happens*
28:00 <screwss> stick keys eh Timmo ?
28:00 <simba> stick keys
28:00 <Timmo> I got 17% return on my super this year.  *fist pump*
29:00 <screwss> hell yeh, $45 bucks
29:00 <screwss> time to hit the pokies
29:00 <Timmo> You are so lame it hurts me right in my colon. 
29:00 <simba> lol
29:00 <Serenity> ..
30:00 <simba> anyone who has pokies involved in their life isnt going that well
30:00 <simba> i only know of 3 people
30:00 <simba> chris, chad and screwss
30:00 <Serenity> lol
30:00 <Serenity> what winners
30:00 <slinky_j> CHarlie SheeNNN
30:00 <Maurice> I played the pokies the other night
30:00 <slinky_j> winnaazz
30:00 <TheRiddler> screwss does start with c
30:00 <Maurice> I lost 20 bucks :/
31:00 <Serenity> ive never been to the casino
31:00 <simba> shoulda given it to charity Maurice
31:00 <TheRiddler> *doesn't
31:00 <Maurice> Its way better now it's Crown and not Burswood
31:00 <Picard> giddy uppppp
31:00 <Serenity> ill go one day maybe
31:00 <Maurice> No simba
31:00 <Maurice> I already pay 35 a month to the red cross
31:00 <Serenity> i wanna check out the atrium
31:00 <simba> TheRiddler i wasnt listing people who started with c lol
31:00 <Maurice> I've done my bit
31:00 <TheRiddler> yes
31:00 <TheRiddler> but 
31:00 <Picard> where are u going Serenity
32:00 <Serenity> no where
32:00 <Serenity> i was saying ive never been to the casino
32:00 <Picard> oh ok
32:00 <TheRiddler> .
32:00 <Picard> its nothing special on perth
32:00 <Picard> in
32:00 <TheRiddler> it's a good looking casino
33:00 <Picard> melbourne is better
33:00 <TheRiddler> next weeked is the medieval festival
33:00 <simba> i love how full of themsleves people are when u see them in the "cas"
33:00 <TheRiddler> wish I could go
33:00 <Timmo> For those of you with super sitting around doing nothing, change it 100% to Australian Shares.  If you want to take a little extra risk, 50/50 between Australian shares and International Shares.  Good growth expected in both of these areas into the new year.  
33:00 <simba> theyre like yeaaaaaaaaaaah were twenty something and dressed in overpriced brands and we got money to waste and alchohol to drink yeeeaaaaaaaaaaa
34:00 <Maurice> Yeah that was me, 20 something
34:00 <Picard> lol
34:00 <Timmo> I've never been to a casino.  Don't think I ever will either.
34:00 <Picard> fucking casino should give drinks away not rob u at $11 each
34:00 <Maurice> I've only been to ours twice and once to Melbs
34:00 <Serenity> i dont really understand gambling
35:00 <baz> faux, fawks
35:00 <Picard> you dont understand the concept, of you dont understand the games?
36:00 <Serenity> no i get the concept i just dont get what the fuss is
37:00 <Picard> good point
37:00 <Timmo> It's the belief that some people have that they can hit it big. 
37:00 <TheRiddler> it's only for those who have lots of money
37:00 <Picard> i think those who love to gamble do it for the rush
37:00 <Serenity> like i have $50.. wouldnt i just want to keep that 50 i already have
37:00 <Serenity> insteading of potentially losing it
37:00 <fawks> Baz
37:00 <Timmo> But you could turn it into $150 Serenity!  Maybe more!  
37:00 <fawks> Sorry was hanging washing 
37:00 <Picard> gamblers dont think that way, they think that $50 could turn into $100
38:00 <Timmo> Picard spends the money he used to put in the pokies on hair replacement, so I am told. 
38:00 <Serenity> seems like a mugs game
38:00 <lifestolen> play keno
38:00 <baz> fawks, I'm banned from your channel bro.
38:00 <Lish> Picard eats poo
38:00 <fawks> Why 
38:00 <Mew> i went to play them after a game of pool at the pub the other night and just as i was walking in there my friend came out yelling that she won $900 
38:00 <fawks> Wtf
38:00 <fawks> Join mow
38:00 <fawks> Now*
38:00 <Timmo> Lish: Is Picard your husband? 
39:00 <Lish> Omg
39:00 <Lish> No
39:00 <Serenity> i did put a bet on the melbourne cup last year
39:00 <Serenity> that was a bit fun
39:00 <Timmo> The mrs and I play 3 numbers in Keno when we're at the club for dinner. 
39:00 <Picard> Timmo i dont play the pokies, they are hideous
39:00 <Timmo> $44 if the 3 numbers come up.  We win every 3rd or so visit. 
39:00 <Mew> i dont understand keno anymore
39:00 <TheRiddler> the most popular game in the perth crown
40:00 <TheRiddler> is the coin toss
40:00 <TheRiddler> lol
40:00 <Picard> its calle two up
40:00 <lifestolen> yer but coin toss isnt very good odds
40:00 <Serenity> i put $50 on sports bet for the melbourne cup and they gave me $150 fee bets so i put them all on the fave and won $1000
40:00 <lifestolen> unless you put it for 3 failed flips
40:00 <Serenity> i havent logged in since
40:00 <Picard> only 3? it use to be 5
40:00 <lifestolen> i dont know
40:00 <lifestolen> something like that
41:00 <Picard> yeah 5 odds
41:00 <Picard> pays 25-1
41:00 <lifestolen> if you can get some of james packers money then good on you
41:00 <lifestolen> he has too much anyway
41:00 <Picard> heads or tails is even money
41:00 <Serenity> youd think with the money packer has he'd fix that rude head
41:00 <Picard> stats show the casino only returns 30% of each dollar
42:00 <lifestolen> last time i went to the casino the security guards were kicking out all these aboriginals
42:00 <lifestolen> the place was a mess with drunks
42:00 <Picard> Serenity getting to root miranda kerr i dont think he is to worried about his head
42:00 <Mew> did you know you can bar yourself from the casino?
42:00 <Serenity> true
42:00 <lifestolen> Mew, how ?
42:00 <Picard> yes Mew
42:00 <Mew> some full blown gambling addicts can ban themselves for 3 months
43:00 <Picard> they still get it
43:00 <Mew> so long as the premises has pokies you can bar yourself from it
43:00 <Picard> pokies are taking over most casinos
43:00 <Picard> good return, less staff
43:00 <lifestolen> i tried to walk into adelaide casino once and he said i was too drunk
43:00 <lifestolen> i'd only had 1 beer
43:00 <Picard> lol
43:00 <Serenity> its illegal here to have pokies etc outside the cas
44:00 <lifestolen> sounds pretty weak
44:00 <Picard> really Serenity?
44:00 <Serenity> yuh
44:00 <Picard> I didnt know that
44:00 <lifestolen> pokies are all shit
44:00 <Picard> in Vegas they have them in the toilets 
44:00 <Serenity> no gambling outside the cas ot TAB
44:00 <Serenity> or*
44:00 <Picard> i never knew that
44:00 <MadScientist> boobs
44:00 <Picard> thats not such a bad thing
44:00 <Serenity> i think its a good thing
44:00 <Mew> when we went to the adelaide casino last the door man pointed at me and bens brothers gf and goes "yes, yes" and looked at ben and his brother in their short shorts and thongs and went "noooo, noooooooo haha"
45:00 <Serenity> mew you should burn those shorts
45:00 <Picard> thongs are a no no
45:00 <TheRiddler> lol
46:00 <Mew> hes got like 6 pairs
46:00 <TheRiddler> yes
46:00 <TheRiddler> enclosed shoes required
46:00 <lifestolen> some people wear the stupidest clothes
46:00 <Serenity> ive never seen a man so proud to show off his thighs
46:00 <Mew> i couldve chucked some in the bonfire last night 
46:00 <Serenity> hahah
46:00 <TheRiddler> and a top
46:00 <lifestolen> i seen dero blokes getting around in a tank top and short shorts in winter
47:00 <lifestolen> looked like he hadnt washed his clothes all year
47:00 <lifestolen> wearing thongs
47:00 <Mew> is there any adelaide people active right now?
47:00 <lifestolen> yeah
48:00 <lifestolen> would be
48:00 <Jewel> unfortunately
48:00 <British^Meat> reporting in for sa duties
48:00 <Mew> what do you call a salisbury woman in a white dada tracksuit?
48:00 <lifestolen> gillard lives in adelaide
49:00 <Mew> the bride!
49:00 <Picard> i will be wearing shorts and tank tops in 2 weeks time :)
49:00 <lifestolen> haha
49:00 <lifestolen> Picard, holiday ?
50:00 <Picard> yes, phuket and kuala lumpur
51:00 <simba> the bride aka beatrix kiddo
52:00 <lifestolen> Picard, I heard dirty old men go to those places for holidays to pay for sex
52:00 <Picard> really?
52:00 <Serenity> do they have ladyboys in phuket
52:00 <lifestolen> and the others go there to get drunk and bring shame to our country
52:00 <lifestolen> yeh
52:00 <lifestolen> they have ladyboys
52:00 <Picard> well i dont think my wife would be happy with be bringing a hooker back to our hotel
52:00 <Serenity> pff what a party pooper
52:00 <Mew> i had my 11th birthday at all you can eat pizza hut and it was right in the thick of the dada phase, there was a rainbow of11yrlds in dada tracksuits present
52:00 <Picard> lol Serenity
53:00 <Serenity> :P
53:00 <lifestolen> Picard, do you go there because its a cheap holiday ?
53:00 <screwss> hi Jewel hows it going
53:00 <Picard> Serenity if i give you her number could you please talk to her for me
53:00 <Serenity> hahaha
53:00 <Serenity> give her some tips
53:00 <Picard> lifestolen no, im going with friends from melbourne. they have invited us the past 5 years so we finally said yes
53:00 <Picard> Serenity yes, please do
54:00 <lifestolen> whatever
54:00 <lifestolen> wouldnt catch me in some gook country
54:00 <simba> can you even afford to travel interstate for a weekend pz?
54:00 <Picard> lol simba
55:00 <Picard> airfares cost the most lol
55:00 <simba> genuinely curious
55:00 <Maurice> He'd be lucky to be able to travel into the city
55:00 <Pyro-> only 1.5hrs for me and i'm in the next state
55:00 <Serenity> having to canvass outside IGA for half a day for a train fair into the city
56:00 <Maurice> Lol
56:00 <Picard> lol
57:00 <Picard> cruel but true
57:00 <slinky_j> Jennilo
57:00 <slinky_j> my love
57:00 <lifestolen> simba, yes but why bother ?
57:00 <slinky_j> daddy
57:00 <MadScientist> godda dolla for da bus
57:00 <slinky_j> y is Jewel so in love?
57:00 <lifestolen> simba, just another city with other crap people
57:00 <Picard> joshua hello
58:00 <Picard> which joshua do we have tonight?
58:00 <slinky_j> umm
58:00 <simba> which city are u describing.. the 1 u have never been to?
58:00 <slinky_j> placid joshua.
58:00 <lifestolen> i would like to go to canada maybe
58:00 <Picard> lucky for you joshua, i dont want to send you to the naughty corner again
58:00 <slinky_j> lol
59:00 <slinky_j> but i love that daddy
59:00 <slinky_j> i think it gives me sexual urges
59:00 <Mew> yuck
59:00 <slinky_j> again
59:00 <slinky_j> ellie
59:00 <lifestolen> i think im having a stroke
59:00 <slinky_j> yuck is how fat u are
00:00 <slinky_j> dont yukme.
00:00 <Picard> yuk
00:00 <Mew> yuck because your freaky father son irc relationship with Picard is so repulsive
00:00 <slinky_j> TheRon might love your big tits
00:00 <Lish> lol
00:00 <Serenity> yukme looks like a japanese name
00:00 <slinky_j> but baby
00:00 <simba> calm down every 1
00:00 <slinky_j> L.
00:00 <Picard> Mew refrain from trolling my irc son
00:00 <slinky_j> k simba
00:00 <Jewel> simba has spoken
00:00 <Mew> lol stfu Picard 
01:00 <Picard> Mew if you do not behave i shall request simba remove you.
01:00 <Serenity> simba has a mum fantasy about me
01:00 <Maurice> Lol Yukme
01:00 <simba> so b1 isnt the father... hes the grandfather
01:00 <Jewel> gross
01:00 <slinky_j> LOL
01:00 <slinky_j> hahahaha
01:00 <faux> mr irl https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/1381218_330721590419527_1474427834991485697_n.jpg?oh=61470a749ff1df0aff3373232497a5f7&oe=547D4118&__gda__=1415694629_45d2adb0707ad7803f61386cf1be482e
01:00 <Picard> Serenity only because he wants you to breats feed him'
01:00 <simba> the mom of irc
01:00 <slinky_j> i wish Picard were my dad.
01:00 <simba> that aint no fantasy
01:00 <slinky_j> irl
01:00 <Serenity> id breastfeed simba
01:00 <Picard> lol josh
01:00 <slinky_j> he's a good guy.
01:00 <Lish> Picard does you going on holiday mean we get a break from you? 
01:00 <Mew> irc mom dananananana
01:00 <Jewel> i had a fantasy with a maloo
02:00 <Picard> no Lish i going to irc all day from the phuket hotel room
02:00 <Lish> Sounds about right
02:00 <simba> phuket, im leaving
02:00 <Picard> u stupid bitch
02:00 <Lish> Hopefully wifi is cheap
02:00 <slinky_j> lmao!
02:00 <Mew> LOL
02:00 <Lish> :) 
02:00 <Picard> wifi is free
02:00 <Lish> Oh excellent
02:00 <Lish> You're all set then
02:00 <Picard> lol
02:00 <Picard> nop
02:00 <Picard> e
02:00 <Picard> no ircing on my ipad
02:00 <Lish> Poor us 
03:00 <slinky_j> Picard, can you ask Mew the last time she was on meth?
03:00 <Mew> we get so many tourists in at work who call it "wiffy"
03:00 <slinky_j> :P
03:00 <Serenity> speaking of meth
03:00 <Mew> "free wiffy?" "faaaark orrrrf"
03:00 <Lish> Sif no ircing on your iPad
03:00 <Picard> Lish im serious
03:00 <Lish> You wouldn't be able to stay away
03:00 <Serenity> i was in my home town friday night.. went to maccas and a gaggle of junkies walked in
03:00 <Picard> i havnt downloaded it
03:00 <Serenity> all their front teeth half chewed out
03:00 <Serenity> ugh
03:00 <slinky_j> LOL
03:00 <Lish> Unless your wife doesn't give you the iTunes password to download the app
03:00 <slinky_j> thasss fucked
03:00 <slinky_j> lols
03:00 <Picard> lol
03:00 <Serenity> was foul
03:00 <slinky_j> HI GUMMY!
03:00 <Picard> i have my own password
03:00 <slinky_j> gimme head gummeh!
03:00 <Picard> just never bothered downloading it
03:00 <Lish> Sure you do
04:00 <Picard> im lazy
04:00 <simba> the IT guy helped Picard make his own account 
04:00 <Lish> Hahaha
04:00 <Picard> no simba
04:00 <TheRiddler> lol
04:00 <Timmo> ROFL a gaggle of junkies. 
04:00 <Picard> my kids did lol 
04:00 <death^is^near> pz
04:00 <slinky_j> lol
04:00 <simba> kids these days and their technology eh Picard? 
04:00 <simba> theyre spoiled the lot of em
04:00 <Picard> yeah fucken little cunts
04:00 <Mew> wee bastads
05:00 <slinky_j> LET'S ALL UST DO DRUGS AND FUCK!
05:00 <slinky_j> ...
05:00 <simba> shit back in my day the only thing i connected with was my dads leather belt 
05:00 <slinky_j> +J
05:00 <Picard> they even have these things called iphones like a mini computer u can make phonecalls on
05:00 <Lish> Wow charming way to talk about your children
05:00 <Picard> i waslike wtf
05:00 <Lish> Father of the year
05:00 <Picard> says Lish who doesnt see her kids until xmas
05:00 <Picard> i hope their foster carers looks after them
06:00 <Mew> have you seen Picards kid? hes a mid 30s manchild who still suckles from his mum
06:00 <Lish> Hahahah Mew 
06:00 <Serenity> suckle
06:00 <Serenity> thats a sexy word
06:00 <Lish> Shit Picard, I was supposed to see them at Xmas
06:00 <Picard> mid 30's? lol
06:00 <simba> Picard gets to see his kids every time they help him pull his belly up for a few seconds where he warmly smiles at them then they go "dad dad we cant hold it" and they let go and run and the gut chases them like a tsunami 
06:00 <Picard> lol simba
06:00 <Mew> lmfao
06:00 <Picard> sima you're a cunt
06:00 <Picard> :P
06:00 <Serenity> why did i picture that in my head like picard was homer simpson
07:00 <simba> ******taken from Generic Fat Jokes for IRC Vol. IV******
07:00 <Picard> lol
07:00 <death^is^near> faggots
07:00 <Picard> `8ball does simba shit his pants
07:00 <ChanOP> 8ball: does simba shit his pants?? All signs point to yes.!!
07:00 <Picard> looooooooooooooooolllllllllllll
07:00 <simba> spooky nickname, death^is^near
07:00 <simba> im shaking
07:00 <TheRiddler> lmao
07:00 <death^is^near> `8ball is pz a faggot?
07:00 <Lish> Tea or orange juice?
07:00 <ChanOP> 8ball: is pz a faggot??? Answer hazy.!!
07:00 <Picard> hide 
08:00 <Picard> `8ball does Serenity swallow?
08:00 <ChanOP> 8ball: does Serenity swallow??? That question is better remained unanswered.!!
08:00 <death^is^near> `8ball is pz a faggot?
08:00 <ChanOP> 8ball: is pz a faggot??? That question is better remained unanswered.!!
08:00 <Serenity> of course i do
08:00 <Picard> Serenity please stop, im gettting horny
08:00 <Serenity> good lord
08:00 <Serenity> stahp
08:00 <Mew> looooool
08:00 <TheRiddler> gross
08:00 <PandasDontDrive> hahaha
08:00 <Picard> thinking of your lips wrapped around my cock
08:00 <PandasDontDrive> oh jewel
08:00 <PandasDontDrive> i missed u
08:00 <death^is^near> faggots faggots faggots faggots faggots faggots faggots faggots faggots faggots faggots faggots faggots faggots faggots faggots faggots faggots faggots faggots faggots faggots faggots faggots faggots faggots faggots faggots faggots faggots faggots faggots faggots faggots faggots faggots faggots faggots faggots faggots faggots faggots faggots faggots faggots faggots faggots faggots faggots faggots faggots faggots faggots faggots faggots 
08:00 <Serenity> shut up m8
09:00 <Mew> stop rolf harrising women PandasDontDrive 
09:00 <Picard> Mew shhh please
09:00 <PandasDontDrive> wait
09:00 <death^is^near> u shut up
09:00 <Lish> Picard: You're so gross
09:00 <PandasDontDrive> i stop
09:00 <death^is^near> bitch
09:00 <death^is^near> faggots faggots faggots faggots faggots faggots faggots faggots faggots faggots faggots faggots faggots faggots faggots faggots faggots faggots faggots faggots faggots faggots faggots faggots faggots faggots faggots faggots faggots faggots faggots faggots faggots faggots faggots faggots faggots faggots faggots faggots faggots faggots faggots faggots faggots faggots faggots faggots faggots faggots faggots faggots faggots faggots faggots 
09:00 <Picard> Lish id love to cum on your face
09:00 <PandasDontDrive> y dont you stop thinking about me offline
09:00 <Serenity> what the hell
09:00 <PandasDontDrive> you've got to to come online and try to shit me
09:00 <Lish> Picard: Pass
09:00 <PandasDontDrive> Ultra-Sonic - Obsession mp3
10:00 <Mew> it was probably pollock he was doing the faggots thing in cats before
10:00 <PandasDontDrive> Mew, put down the pipe
10:00 <TheRiddler> lost the plot
10:00 <PandasDontDrive> chill
11:00 <PandasDontDrive> Picard, when ur Mew and all ur friends are drunks, nobody will call child services on you, because it's just the norm.
11:00 <Picard> Lish when are we going to fuck, this sexual tension you have is getting to much
12:00 <lifestolen> Picard, aren't you married ?
12:00 <Lish> Picard: Um....never :) I don't fuck my husband, why would I fuck you? 
12:00 <Picard> Lish thats why u need a random root
12:00 <Picard> u are sexually frustrated
12:00 <Lish> Pass 
12:00 <Picard> lifestolen yes
12:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
12:00 <Lish> Nah I'm good
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> I wish I could go on fishing trips and get high and smoke weed and meth
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> come home and be a daddy..
13:00 <lifestolen> why cant you ?
13:00 <Picard> married women love stray cock
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> im not Pirate.
13:00 <lifestolen> yes you are
13:00 <lifestolen> just believe you are
13:00 <Mew> pirate has never done that lol
14:00 <Mew> are you just creating stories now?
14:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol!!!
14:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol as lol
14:00 <Serenity> hes never smoked weed on a fishing trip? WEAK AS PISS
14:00 <Serenity> i want to go on a weed smoking fishing trip
14:00 <Picard> ive never smoked week
14:00 <TheRiddler> he's writing a book about the fantasies he has
14:00 <PandasDontDrive> no shit
15:00 <BlackDevil> where is panda?
15:00 <BlackDevil> havnt seen him for a while
15:00 <TheRiddler> dont know BlackDevil
16:00 <TheRiddler> PandasDontDrive is just pieter with a shaved head
16:00 <simba> lol
17:00 <Mew> instead of #cookie it'll be #moofie
17:00 <PandasDontDrive> yer
17:00 <Mew> uno
17:00 <PandasDontDrive> tell me about
17:00 <PandasDontDrive> Jamie Harper
17:00 <simba> can u both fuck up
18:00 <PandasDontDrive> I like stories.
18:00 <Mew> http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Plopping
19:00 <Student> moofie :)
19:00 <Mew> im not going to respond to you in pm pandas, let it goooooo
21:00 <Lish> Hahaha
21:00 <Timmo> He can't let go.  He has a mental illness. 
21:00 <PandasDontDrive> <PandasDontDrive> anymore stories?
21:00 <PandasDontDrive> the end.
22:00 <Mew> http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=European%20Slingshot
22:00 <Mew> id pay to see Timmo do this
23:00 <Student> you'd pay :)
23:00 <Mew> yeah cash money Studento
23:00 <Timmo> For a small investment in an 8 ball PandasDontDrive would do that. 
23:00 <Student> impressive 
23:00 <Mew> loool
23:00 <Mew> methtown madness 3
24:00 <Picard> Mmmmm
25:00 <TheRiddler> it's picard's brother romperstomper
25:00 <Picard> Father
25:00 <Mew> well i never
25:00 <Picard> List
25:00 <Picard> Lish
26:00 <Timmo> romperstomper is that guy that bought a thai bride and she ditched him as soon as she could. 
26:00 <romperstomper> yes
26:00 <Picard> She stopped working as a hooker
26:00 <Jewel> a whole new world
27:00 <romperstomper> Jewel are u a hooker
27:00 <lifestolen> thai sluts like that should be kicked out of our country
27:00 <Jewel> yes yes i am
27:00 <Jewel> are you?
27:00 <lifestolen> romperstomper, aren't we all ?
27:00 <Jewel> we are all
27:00 <TheRiddler> are we sure that she was a woman
27:00 <romperstomper> out of work Jewel??
28:00 <TheRiddler> she could of been a post-op
28:00 <Jewel> no im working right now
28:00 <Jewel> looking for clients
28:00 <lifestolen> lol
28:00 <lifestolen> Jewel, You have any specials ?
28:00 <Timmo> Jewel is a fat goth hooker. 
28:00 <Serenity> mmm smoothies
28:00 <Jewel> but we all provide a service that we get paid for...work
29:00 <Jewel> lifestolen yes
29:00 <lifestolen> 2 for price of 1 ?
29:00 <Jewel> or 50% off sunday night
30:00 <lifestolen> can i film it ?
30:00 <Jewel> no sorry
31:00 <Student> ha ha
32:00 <Picard> hrrrmmmmmmm
33:00 <lifestolen> i never paid for sex in my life
33:00 <Jewel> we all pay for it one way or another
33:00 <Student> does that mean you do not have sex in your life?
33:00 <Jewel> doesnt have to be monetary
33:00 <lifestolen> Student, not for a many years
33:00 <Picard> Jewel hasnt had sex in years,ever sinse her weight ballooned to 135kgs no one wants her
36:00 <Serenity> thats a shit outlook lol
37:00 <lifestolen> its hard to guys to meet girls
37:00 <lifestolen> women just go for the easy men to find
38:00 <Student> or may be simple man 
38:00 <lifestolen> sometimes you wonder wtf theyre doing with them
38:00 <lifestolen> a good looking woman with some ugly old asshole
38:00 <Serenity> thts a bit shallow
38:00 <lifestolen> its true
38:00 <lifestolen> and then they wonder why their husbands bash them up
39:00 <Serenity> o.O
39:00 <lifestolen> maybe they should put better effort into finding nicer people
39:00 <Timmo> Picard: 135kgs?  That must have been 2 years ago. She topped 180kg just last week.  Lamington cake tipped her over.
39:00 <lifestolen> im suprised you could still be alive at 180kg
40:00 <lifestolen> i always remember that fat one on jerry springer where they had to remove the wall in the house to get him out
40:00 <Serenity> there was that dude on biggest loser last year who was like 260
41:00 <lifestolen> yer the guy with his mum
41:00 <lifestolen> they were idiotsd
41:00 <Serenity> i think he was the heaviest bigger loser contestant ever
41:00 <Serenity> like in the world
41:00 <lifestolen> they probably pay them to go on the show
41:00 <lifestolen> otherwise they wouldnt go on it
41:00 <Q{> he ever tried donating his blood
42:00 <Q{> or tried blood letting to loose weight
42:00 <Q{> lose*
42:00 <Q{> i wonder if worming would help him
43:00 <Serenity> yes worming would stop him weighing 260 kilos..
45:00 <lifestolen> do you think some people go to sites like news.com.au and are like "Oh man I hope there is some natural disaster or terrorist attack" deep down this is what people want.
46:00 <couleurs> yes
47:00 <Picard> lol Timmo
47:00 <lifestolen> deep down when mass ammounts of people die in a tragic event they're like "Yes yes less people in the world more power for me"
48:00 <lifestolen> sad but true
49:00 <Timmo> Stalin famously said "one death is a tragedy. A million deaths is a statistic."
49:00 <lifestolen> yea
50:00 <BlackDevil> how do you know if you have to poop?
50:00 <Picard> if its running down your leg its to late
51:00 <Student> must be different from person to person 
51:00 <milk> unless you are high on drugs its easy to tell
52:00 <lifestolen> BlackDevil, Your body will tell you
52:00 <lifestolen> BlackDevil, Im sure you have experienced this before
52:00 <Picard> lol @ Krystal12
52:00 <Picard> smells like a cop
53:00 <Picard> lucky B1-not-here is away
53:00 <Krystal12> im just being stalked by Fennec Fox
53:00 <Picard> he could get arrested, again
53:00 <Krystal12> he keeps sending me lewd abusive messages
53:00 <Lumeah> Lol
53:00 <Picard> is 12 your dress size,age or iq?
53:00 <faux> lol
53:00 <BlackDevil> true blood ends next week
53:00 <Lumeah> Ignore  him
53:00 <Krystal12> my favourite number
53:00 <BlackDevil> im going to be sad
53:00 <Picard> lol
53:00 <Krystal12> i tried to
54:00 <Krystal12> he keeps sending me racist derogatory messages
54:00 <Picard> wat race are u
54:00 <BlackDevil> im mexican
54:00 <Krystal12> very disturbing messages
54:00 <Picard> everyone here is disturbed
54:00 <TheRiddler> he's a weirdough
54:00 <Picard> some more then others
55:00 <Krystal12> he says how much he wants to destroy my body parts
55:00 <Krystal12> :(
55:00 <milk> dob artist
55:00 <TheRiddler> a crepe
55:00 <Krystal12> i tried putting him on ignore
55:00 <TheRiddler> he donut belong here
55:00 <doctor> BlackDevil are you okay? I heard America was having riots at the moment
55:00 <TheRiddler> that was for faux :p
55:00 <BlackDevil> im fine
56:00 <milk> the solution is simple, the second nigger solution
56:00 <doctor> that's good to hear. did you have to barricade your door and windows?
56:00 <BlackDevil> nope
56:00 <Serenity> riots about what
56:00 <Serenity> did they ban sugar or something
57:00 <BlackDevil> white cop shot and killed a black kid
57:00 <lifestolen> the police shot some criminal
57:00 <doctor> apparently the police over there are shooting everyone
57:00 <lifestolen> and because he was black
57:00 <Serenity> oh right
57:00 <lifestolen> they think they can riot
57:00 <Serenity> what did the kid do
57:00 <lifestolen> be differant if he was a white man no one would care
57:00 <milk> I don't know what I'd do if I wasn't allowed to shoot boongs
57:00 <Serenity> and by kid how old do you mean
57:00 <lifestolen> what niggers do i dunno
57:00 <Q{> 18yo
57:00 <lifestolen> 17
57:00 <TheRiddler> it's another trayor martin or whatever
57:00 <Serenity> =/
58:00 <Q{> he was suspect of arm robery but the cop didnt know that at the time
58:00 <milk> some niggers beat up the story saying he was shot for jay walking
58:00 <lifestolen> lies
58:00 <Q{> but the cops are militarized
58:00 <BlackDevil> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LLh8NqhrFyw
59:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Ferguson Missouri Shooting: Video Shows Michael Brown's Body In Street (DEAD BODY) ( Aug 16, 2014) 1:45 - Category: News & Politics - 62,150 - 86 likes (80.4%), 21 dislikes (19.6%)
59:00 <milk> is it illegal to enact self defence?
59:00 <Q{> heavilly armed and use tear gas
59:00 <doctor> why don't they just shoot back at the cops? they all have guns there
59:00 <Q{> to disperse peaceful demonstration
00:00 <Q{> usa got ~5% of world population with 50% of guns
00:00 <Student> ha ha 
00:00 <TheRiddler> http://i.imgur.com/NOx2E.jpg
00:00 <milk> you think niggers never kill police on ethical grounds or somethimng?
00:00 <doctor> yeah little johnny howard made sure most of us couldn't own guns
01:00 <milk> he was part of a weird millenium cult
02:00 <BlackDevil> http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2014/08/14/michael-brown-ferguson-missouri-timeline/14051827/
02:00 <BlackDevil> there is the timeline
02:00 <milk> all the aborigines and africans are hanging out in big gangs now
03:00 <Jewel> they are?
03:00 <doctor> i'm in a pretty white neighbourhood so i don't know what goes on in the ghetto suburbs
04:00 <slower> milk you are so ignorant and full of shit
04:00 <milk> I seen em on the train
04:00 <couleurs> nigers useing death of some dumb kid as a black friday every day via riots #yolo
05:00 <doctor> you don't work, why do you need to use the train for?
05:00 <milk> Oh I'm supposed to sit at home and dwell on how I'm not a special part of the community?
05:00 <doctor> ahhhh, it's great to be white
06:00 <Student> yes, dwelling about it on train is better
06:00 <Jewel> lol doctor
06:00 <lifestolen> australians should be allowed to own guns
07:00 <lifestolen> only whites though
07:00 <Picard> lol
07:00 <faux> fuk ye https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xaf1/v/t1.0-9/p296x100/10557451_10152585129966840_2262539427436730340_n.jpg?oh=e6f1fdadb7141b7572ac37fe76a70f83&oe=546F9C4B&__gda__=1417391038_e0348d54ec34c4309ba299a626a03cbe
07:00 <doctor> the real thing is more fun
07:00 <Jewel> lifestolen thats bad
08:00 <lifestolen> what do you do if a gang of 20 abos starts chasing you ?
08:00 <Student> just stop 
08:00 <lifestolen> stop ?
08:00 <faux> run towards a petrol station
08:00 <faux> duh
08:00 <Jewel> omg
08:00 <Student> yes, say greetings
09:00 <Student> or may be smile back at them 
09:00 <lifestolen> they should all just be given 1 last cigarette and a firing squad
09:00 <Q{> strip to birthday suit and give them everything
09:00 <Student> ha ha 
09:00 <Q{> and keep running
09:00 <lifestolen> why should we have to live in a world with all these stupid evil sons of bitches
09:00 <Jewel> lucky you can say this on here and not to their face hey
10:00 <Q{> throws all ur bling bling away
10:00 <Jewel> lifestolen thats pretty bad what youre saying
10:00 <BlackDevil> TheRiddler http://i.4cdn.org/b/1408280120247.webm
10:00 <lifestolen> its the fucking truth
10:00 <Q{> let them fight for it
10:00 <Student> you have been short sighted lifestolen
10:00 <lifestolen> So you think we should just let them rape and rob people ?
10:00 <TheRiddler> http://i.imgur.com/WYaZ6.jpg
10:00 <Q{> throw Jewel at them
10:00 <Jewel> um hello they were here first
10:00 <Student> may be change your mind set 
11:00 <Jewel> people of all races to bad things lifestolen
11:00 <Jewel> Q{ how about we throw you
11:00 <Q{> if u got Jewel running with u, trip and make her fall
11:00 <lifestolen> yes thats true but why are they allowed to live ?
11:00 <Jewel> ......
12:00 <Jewel> why are you allowed to live?
12:00 <Q{> coz i run faster than u
12:00 <lifestolen> im not doing anything to harm others
12:00 <Student> democracy 
12:00 <Jewel> but other ppl are
12:00 <Timmo> Come on lifestolen if you really want to earn the title of austnet troll then you need to take on someone with a little more intelligence than Jewel.
12:00 <Jewel> of all kinds of races
13:00 <lifestolen> im not talking about races now so much just certain way people act and are supported for their wrong doings 
13:00 <lifestolen> i strongly believe they should be executed
13:00 <Jewel> well youre free to go to another country
13:00 <Jewel> hello ops
13:00 <Jewel> is anyone reading this
14:00 <lifestolen> i have to leave my own country because inbred, mixed race, mentally ill people aren't being dealt with by my government ?
14:00 <Timmo> Congrats lifestolen you've just trolled someone with the mental prowess of a sloth.
14:00 <milk> you're aware there are arab fake police in australia who put you under arrest and in the back of a mocked up police truck then drive away and just shoot you?
14:00 <Jewel> well become a politician
15:00 <Jewel> as if
15:00 <Picard> who did he troll
15:00 <Q{> lifestolen, dont bother with lifestolen man
15:00 <Q{> check this out
15:00 <Q{> http://dailycaller.com/2014/08/16/where-to-find-americas-hottest-college-students/
15:00 <lifestolen> milk, there was some doing that months back in sydney
15:00 <Picard> im not paying attention
16:00 <milk> they're still doing it as "undercover detectives"
16:00 <Timmo> He's got Jewel hook line and sinker. 
17:00 <milk> Jewel thinks this country is her lounge room
17:00 <Jewel> this conversation is stupid
18:00 <TheRiddler> http://i.imgur.com/GPMQo.jpg
19:00 <TheRiddler> http://i.imgur.com/fKYbL.jpg
19:00 <Jewel> TheRiddler have you nothing better to do
19:00 <Q{> TheRiddler, i hope first pic is not of ur sister
20:00 <Jewel> go to bed
20:00 <Q{> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xp5vaPzHCzk
20:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: ( Feb 20, 2013) - Category: Entertainment - 55,576 - 188 likes (89.1%), 23 dislikes (10.9%)
21:00 <TheRiddler> lol wtf
21:00 <TheRiddler> of my sister?
23:00 <Q{> the first pic
23:00 <Q{> http://dailycaller.com/2014/08/13/americas-11-hottest-college-professors/2/
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25:00 <faux> ok
25:00 <simba> go watch lfc faux
25:00 <faux> u
25:00 <simba> ur_butt.gif
30:00 <Picard> fuck this im off to bed
30:00 <Picard> night cunts
30:00 <screwss> cya good riddance
30:00 <Picard> screw u "P
30:00 <Picard> :P
30:00 <screwss> lol
30:00 <Picard> Mew hope dhs let u see your kids one day
30:00 <screwss> you dont have to say bye to us
31:00 <Picard> why?
31:00 <screwss> mew doesnt have kids
31:00 <Picard> its manners 
31:00 <Picard> thats the problem with u kiddies, lack respect :P
31:00 <BlackDevil> mew has like 20 kids
32:00 <Picard> thats the problem with u kiddies, lack respect :P
32:00 <Picard> bye simbacile 
32:00 <screwss> do you need an invitation Picard 
32:00 <Picard> :P
32:00 <simba> were his only friends
32:00 <TheRiddler> lol friends
32:00 <TheRiddler> in his mind maybe
33:00 <lifestolen> Picard, you seem to think you should be held in some higher regard 
33:00 <lifestolen> whats that about ?
33:00 <simba> pz always 20 seconds behind life
33:00 <lifestolen> dont worry folks im sure they will work their way out of this one on top
33:00 <lifestolen> the "they" people are never wrong.
33:00 <Timmo> Mew doesn't have kids?  Is there no limit to what you have no idea about screwss?
34:00 <lifestolen> "them"
34:00 <lifestolen> perps
34:00 <milk> I think doctor is an asian
34:00 <lifestolen> hes not asian
36:00 <screwss> nope. no limit
36:00 <screwss> no no, no no no no, no no theres no limit
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> peeps
40:00 <bee_girl> Stuck In my head now
40:00 <NightOwl1> Kupkake
43:00 <Mew> er wot 
44:00 <lifestolen> wot?
44:00 <TheRiddler> hai katatonic_kate01
44:00 <Mew> kake!!
45:00 <TheRiddler> buku-kake :p
45:00 <doctor> ham steaks are pretty tasteless
45:00 <Q{> http://news.yahoo.com/china-gang-forced-children-donate-blood-xinhua-044524638.html
45:00 <TheRiddler> you need to eat them with hollidaise
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh hello
46:00 <doctor> yeah that would be better
46:00 <doctor> i just put apple sauce on them
46:00 <doctor> made them a little better
47:00 <TheRiddler> apple sauce is more for pork I think
47:00 <doctor> same animal
47:00 <Q{> Women's sex lives can be boosted by eating APPLES scientists claim
47:00 <Q{> http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/technology-science/science/womens-sex-lives-can-boosted-3832594#ixzz3AenIq6b5 
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47:00 <TheRiddler> different taste
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> women's sex lives can be boosted by a love of cock too
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> ditch the apple, and get some cock india 
48:00 <doctor> yeah these are preserved, just chunks of tasteless deli ham
48:00 <TheRiddler> I wonder how many women would like a bukkake
48:00 <TheRiddler> lol
48:00 <Q{> yeh they like it more when they also eat apples
48:00 <TheRiddler> what about apples in sex
48:00 <Mew> theres nothing better than a thick creamy hollandaise 
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> or chocolate
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> apple vs red wine and chocolate
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> i'd take the wine and chocolate
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> not a fan of thick sauces personally
50:00 <TheRiddler> the apple can be used as a gag
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
50:00 <Serenity> boost your sex life, grab a cock now
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> and you can hog tie the woman down
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> totes increased sexual… arousal :/ 
50:00 <TheRiddler> hot
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> thats what ya mum said
51:00 <Serenity> bananas are a way sexier fruit
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> naw, i gag on them
51:00 <Serenity> poor form kate, poor form
51:00 <TheRiddler> gag reflex
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, no fuckin' decorum 
51:00 <TheRiddler> need to deep throat more cock
51:00 <TheRiddler> :p
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> so do you riddler
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> his a few tips when you've mastered it
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> gis** 
52:00 <TheRiddler> ok
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> deal
52:00 <TheRiddler> deal
52:00 <Serenity> bi bbw...
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> *rolls eyes*
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> i'm 33 in 7 minutes
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> i feel my life slipping away slowly
53:00 <Serenity> ooooooo happy birthday!
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> thanks !
54:00 <couleurs> IRC_PARTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> cupcakes!
54:00 <Serenity> im 28 in 3 months. i feel the same way
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> irc par - tay
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> wow. is that what my life has amounted to
55:00 <doctor> shit 33
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> irc and virtual cupcakes
55:00 <doctor> sorry to hear
55:00 <Q{> i only eat cupcake if its served on katatonic_kate01 naked body on coffee table
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> anyone got a razor?
55:00 <TheRiddler> happy birthday katatonic_kate01
55:00 <Q{> with an apple in her mouth
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
55:00 <lifestolen> i got sissors
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> ah that'll do!
55:00 <Q{> i call it human platter
55:00 <Maurice> Stupid young bitches
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> Q -you'd want to have a large erect penis
55:00 <Maurice> But happy bday!
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> thanks!
56:00 <TheRiddler> you're 2yrs n 4months older than me
56:00 <Q{> oh yes i do
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> so respect you're elders! 
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> bitach
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> Oh, really Q
56:00 <BlackDevil> katatonic_kate01
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> fantastic
56:00 <Maurice> I
56:00 <BlackDevil> swallow
56:00 <Maurice> I'm 28 days older than you :/
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
57:00 <lifestolen> old Maurice 
57:00 <Q{> geez everyone knows katatonic_kate01 birthday
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> it's because i'm awesome Q
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> AWESOME!
57:00 <Maurice> Eat a dick, you poof
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
58:00 <Q{> ur from perth right katatonic_kate01 ?
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> nope
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> sid a nee
58:00 <Q{> oh nevermind then
58:00 <TheRiddler> http://motherless.com/gv/call_me_daddy
58:00 <Serenity> .
58:00 <Serenity> lol
58:00 <Serenity> i refuse to click motherless links
58:00 <TheRiddler> lol
58:00 <Serenity> that shit is depraved
58:00 <Maurice> Me too
59:00 <Maurice> I'm opened minded but thats sick
59:00 <TheRiddler> most of sick stuff has been removed
59:00 <Q{> i clicked :(
59:00 <Q{> his posting lic should be revoked
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