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00:00 <doctor> they're illegal here in WA for some reason
00:00 <doctor> that old bloke was just an old fool
00:00 <Saemon> i see
00:00 <gir> no pms, I just fucking hate you. 
00:00 <Saemon> sounds like hell of a lot of work just for a smoke
00:00 <Saemon> suck shit to those who smoke in the first place lolz
00:00 <gir> and you should learn to do things for yourself. 
00:00 <Saemon> gir jesus wont approve of your attitude
00:00 <Saemon> when the 2nd flood comes, u wont be on the ark.
01:00 <doctor> It's not really, you just buy one, fill it up, press the button and inhale
01:00 <gir> it's actually alot healthier than normal cigs because it is a vapor... 
01:00 <doctor> no different to scoffing yourself with coles family pies and hash browns
01:00 <Simple_Blonde> lol
01:00 <Saemon> doctor and thats meant to be easier then bringing out lighter and lighting an ordinary ciggie up?
02:00 <gir> yes it is 
02:00 <Saemon> at least u dont have to 'fill' anything up with a simple pack of winfield
02:00 <doctor> yeah it is, you just press a button
02:00 <Saemon> and pies and hash browns are food
02:00 <gir> you sir, are seriously a fuckwit. 
02:00 <Saemon> im not poisoning my lungs with toxic fumes
02:00 <Saemon> and tar
02:00 <gir> e-cigs you're not 
03:00 <xm> have a go at some happy hardcore doctor -->  http://youtu.be/Kx--SBGNV9U?t=1m01s
03:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Brisk & Trixxy - Show Me The Way ( Nov 18, 2012) - Category: Music - 1,011 - 8 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
03:00 <doctor> just with fats, sugars and other poisons
03:00 <Saemon> that u have to resort so such things as a "e-cig" at all is stupid
03:00 <Sherm> lol
03:00 <Saemon> to such*
03:00 <Serenity> shut. the. fuck. up. saemon.
03:00 <doctor> nice one xm
04:00 <gir> I really hope you get hit by a bus on the way to your WWE gig 
04:00 <gir> faggot. 
04:00 <Saemon> lol im not goin
04:00 <gir> oh, because B1 isn't going 
04:00 <gir> ha ha ha 
05:00 <gir> anyways 
05:00 <gir> time for work 
05:00 <gir> night guys and gals 
05:00 <doctor> have fun
05:00 <Saemon> who the heck is gir anyway?
05:00 <Saemon> what is his/her normal nick?
05:00 <gir> LOL. 
05:00 <Sherm> i dunno - i havent been here for about 8 years'
06:00 <gir> time to get drunk at work and run amok :P 
06:00 <xm> now back to euro, doctor --> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-i7DSmKyOSk
06:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Cappella - U got 2 know (Nov 22, 2009) 3:41 - Category: Music - 584,157 - 1,315 likes (98%), 27 dislikes (2%)
06:00 <Saemon> i think it was picard
07:00 <Saemon> he does security monitoring work at this time of the night 
07:00 <Saemon> or soemthing like that
08:00 <doctor> I need a better view and positioning to enjoy these songs with. I can tell why people would love to take drugs and listen to this music
08:00 <xm> i liked this one quite a bit during school ---> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Wv97Jsqkxk
08:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Ice Mc - It's a rainy day (Oct 2, 2009) 4:13 - Category: Music - 3,705,954 - 7,504 likes (97.9%), 161 dislikes (2.1%)
09:00 <xm> doctor, you coming to the House of AIDS dance party too?
09:00 <doctor> only if you dj
09:00 <xm> there'll be a syringe for all 500+ of us to share together at the warehouse
10:00 <xm> i shall DJ for sure
10:00 <xm> and i will make snide remarks before the start of each track and aim the lights at someone so people will know who i am talking about
10:00 <doctor> I'll be rocking up in an ambulance, courtesy of the Emergency Transport Services
10:00 <doctor> one of the perks of being on the d$p
11:00 <xm> it's $800. but if they ask who you are, just say David Mentalson
11:00 <xm> yes, D$P cards are required upon entry
11:00 <doctor> just flash my pension card and i get VIP access
11:00 <Saemon> hash bwowns nearly done
12:00 <Sherm> saemon - gunna bring me some
13:00 <xm> now here's a lovely song i bet you've never heard before doctor
13:00 <xm> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vM_KqW6ICVo
13:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Dune - Expedicion ( Nov 21, 2012) 5:28 - Category: Music - 3,694 - 16 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
13:00 <Sherm> ok im gunna wander off for a bit
14:00 <xm> ill save your IRC seat for you
14:00 <doctor> the #melbourne cat will keep it warm
15:00 <doctor> nice
16:00 <Sherm> thanks doc and xm - 
16:00 <xm> you are more than welcome
16:00 <xm> we like to consider ourselves gentlemen
16:00 <Sherm> gentlemen that play shit music :)
17:00 <doctor> We check our privilege regularly
17:00 <xm> good thing i didnt warm you the channel cat pooped on the seat before you sat on it
17:00 <bee_girl> nice xm
17:00 <katatonic_kate01> next
17:00 <Sherm> hahahaha
18:00 <doctor> Our tastes are of a higher calibre, but we don't lord it over anyone
18:00 <Sherm> doc- not my taste :)
18:00 <xm> katatonic_kate01 is auditioning men here for a date. clearly not satisfied with the quality demonstrated here tonight
19:00 <xm> will the real men up to her standards stand up please
19:00 <xm> next
19:00 <Sherm> im into the harder stuff
19:00 <xm> what stuff Sherm?
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> thank you xm - most appreciated.
19:00 <Sherm> metal/punk 
19:00 <Sherm> etc etc]
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> However - shall i kindly remind you that 'irc' men don't usually meet anyone standards
19:00 <xm> katatonic_kate01, a true gentlemen even when rejected reacts gracefully and finds another man for his former lady that night
20:00 <Sherm> sorry kate - im not available for interveiws :)
20:00 <xm> social mores come before personal feelings
20:00 <xm> what about standards for D$P applications
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh… really
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol @ xm
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> xm a cupcake will suffice 
21:00 <xm> oh the channel cat has been making cupcakes all night
21:00 <Sherm> kate - currently attached here - for 6 years
21:00 <xm> all over the seats
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> sherm - it's ok. I won't put the hard textual word on you...
21:00 <xm> metal/punk hey
22:00 <Sherm> hahahahah thanks kate - these convos arent logged - so feel free
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh, so you wouldn't mind a bit of … something, something via text
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> *touches nose*
22:00 <Sherm> xm - yup - evenything from here to there
22:00 <Sherm> ;)
23:00 <Sherm> kate im currently home alone ..... ill leave the rest up to you
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> bahahaha
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> begging for attention 
23:00 <xm> are you talking about the finger trap beauty test, katatonic_kate01 
23:00 <Sherm> xm - descendants, blink, mxpx, dkm
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> the finger trap beauty test?
24:00 <xm> the last 2 sound like illegal drugs
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> you'd have to further explain yourself....
24:00 <xm> or precursors to methampthetamine
24:00 <xm> http://fashion.telegraph.co.uk/news-features/TMG10800777/Finger-Trap-the-new-beauty-test.html
24:00 <Sherm> hahahaha xm - dkm - dropkick murphys - celtic punk band from boston
24:00 <xm> it's a trap!
24:00 <xm> never heard of them
25:00 <fawks> omg 
25:00 <xm> even if they were next door i wouldnt have heard of them
25:00 <fawks> i almost committed suicide
25:00 <xm> not my genre
25:00 <fawks> my internet died for like an hour
25:00 <xm> assignment?
25:00 <fawks> LOL
25:00 <fawks> i couldnt do it!!!!!!!
25:00 <xm> yes, i was wondering
25:00 <fawks> so i was on the phone to
25:00 <fawks> a friend
25:00 <Sherm> ahahaha xm
25:00 <xm> fawks, were you getting them to research on google
25:00 <xm> ???
26:00 <xm> and getting them to describe page hits and then telling them what to click
26:00 <fawks> no
26:00 <fawks> lol
26:00 <xm> and getting them to read it back
26:00 <fawks> we giggled at the good old days
26:00 <fawks> hes me ex from when i was like .........16
26:00 <fawks> so young
26:00 <fawks> but yeah we're good mates so its weird referring to him as my ex
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> beauty test complete
26:00 <xm> katatonic_kate01, how did you go?
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah swimmingly 
27:00 <xm> feel free to submit images
27:00 <fawks> whats a beauty ttest
27:00 <xm> m>30 http://fashion.telegraph.co.uk/news-features/TMG10800777/Finger-Trap-the-new-beauty-test.html
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh the pain
27:00 <Sherm> and do we get to see pics
27:00 <xm> katatonic_kate01, you can submit a silhouette to us if you're shy
28:00 <xm> i say submit as this is in the name of science
28:00 <Sherm> pants on or off?
28:00 <xm> i wouldnt say send is that is rude and demanding
28:00 <xm> as that*
28:00 <fawks> lol weird
28:00 <fawks> thats bullllll
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah when you post a silhouette of your erect cock, i'll post
29:00 <Sherm> lol my cock has already done the rounds in here - quiet a few years ago
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh dear
29:00 <xm> Sherm, same nick too back then?
29:00 <Sherm> yup
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> why must irc men - whore themselves out?
29:00 <Serenity> i love ebay.. need a new silk cord for my necklace pendant.. $1.50 for 10m on ebay rofl..
30:00 <Sherm> kate - it was a dare... that went a bit too far
30:00 <xm> how many inches far
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> a dare to shag as many women as you could?
30:00 <xm> should i be asking
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> on irc...
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> lordy me!
30:00 <Serenity> if i was a dude
30:00 <Serenity> id bang a heap of irc women just cause
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
30:00 <fawks> https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpf1/t1.0-9/s720x720/10577181_732286700173663_5649891090764889652_n.jpg
30:00 <xm> the male beauty trap test just involves a ruler
30:00 <Sherm> nope - another irc girl said if i sent her a pic of me, she would send on of her
31:00 <xm> and a circ status (cut/uncut)
31:00 <fawks> me irl https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfp1/t1.0-9/10570383_10203624815133722_3046340496032903933_n.jpg
31:00 <xm> it is human nature for a man to do that
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> well xm…. in most cases it would be the bank account balance, length of cock and possibly a list of assets 
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> and of course a university degree...
32:00 <xm> is that your order of preference
32:00 <xm> tsk tsk
32:00 <xm> uni degrees mean little. if anything, possibly a turn off
32:00 <xm> if they think it's important
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> i'm open to under grad degrees but prefer a masters
32:00 <Sherm> well thats me def out
32:00 <xm> even worse in some fields
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
32:00 <xm> in some fields a masters means you're a failure
32:00 <Sherm> kate - how old are you, if you dont mind me asking
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> no, not really.
32:00 <xm> yes, it sounds counter-intuitive but it's true
33:00 <xm> there are some friends where a PhD is worthwhile but not some
33:00 <xm> fields*
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> like a doctor of philosophy….
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> waste of fuckin' time if you ask me!
33:00 <xm> what is time?
33:00 <xm> what is waste?
33:00 <xm> what is 'me'?
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> see - too many questions
34:00 <Serenity> anyone want a 2 year old male blue burmese
34:00 <Serenity> free to good home
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol nope
34:00 <Sherm> 'im happy with my education 
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> good to see
34:00 <Sherm> and my bank acct
34:00 <xm> the best education is to spend your time with a wide variety of people
34:00 <xm> the very worst, the very best and the in-between
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> sherm… i was being sarcastic….. 
35:00 <xm> a gap year shouldnt be kids going for a holiday. but sent to the very worst school in the state
35:00 <Sherm> kate - i figured as much 
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> gap year should be par - tay!
35:00 <xm> that's right
35:00 <xm> but see how the underclass do it
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> as much as you can before settling into a soul destroying career
36:00 <xm> experience is more important than a lifetime of theory in a dungeon
36:00 <Sherm> damn right
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> but we are a class less society *taps nose*
36:00 <xm> are you a socialist?
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> well that theory in a dungeon could save your life
36:00 <Sherm> damn, got an hour of home alone time left
37:00 <xm> better to have been a bic later used by a stoner than being a beautiful furnace in a basement that will never see the world
37:00 <xm> later/lighter*
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> no, marxist !
38:00 <xm> it's all the same really
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> no it's not actually
38:00 <xm> i know what you mean
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh good!
38:00 <Sherm> as long as the coffee is there in the morning, im fine with the world
38:00 <xm> it's like how some people make the distinction between communism and how it's never really taken place anywhere in the world
38:00 <xm> yet we go on about 'communist governments'
38:00 <xm> are you still at student? part-time?
39:00 <xm> a*
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> well....
39:00 <xm> i think you mentioned something ages ago
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> i'm enrolled 
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> i'm not doing much this sam.
39:00 <xm> in what?
39:00 <xm> ok
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> social sciences 
39:00 <xm> im sam, what's your name?
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> "sciences" 
40:00 <xm> ok
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> Kate
40:00 <xm> sounds a bit general
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, it is....
40:00 <xm> what are the units you've enjoyed most
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> I try to forget the unit's i've completed actually lol 
41:00 <xm> i bet you want to quit but doing that fallacy of staying because you've invested in time etc already!
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> Oh I always want to quit something
42:00 <xm> it seems to be so common these days with students
42:00 <xm> but i dont blame them
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> time poor
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh, i'm glad you don't 
42:00 <xm> it's asking too much for teenagers to commit to a career right after school
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> indeed it is...
42:00 <xm> well you're probably not a teenager now
42:00 <xm> but same shit really
42:00 <xm> when you switch alter
42:00 <Serenity> fuck deciding that as a teenager
42:00 <Serenity> im 27 and only just figured out what i want
42:00 <xm> people can legit think they want to do something and then realise 10+ years later it was wrong
43:00 <xm> it's very, very common
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh yeah...
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> i've always wanted to do education or social work
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> i did the education thing and went naw…. fuck it
43:00 <xm> education has a huge drop out rate though
43:00 <xm> post grad
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> now i'm onto social work
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> and i'll probably go, naw fuck it
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> and end up in IT - hopefully by that stage I won't want to communicate with people
44:00 <xm> avoid IT
44:00 <Serenity> dont go to IT
44:00 <Serenity> its horrible
44:00 <Serenity> lol
44:00 <xm> IT involves a bit of communication actually
44:00 <xm> and it's not as easy to get a job anymore
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> well
45:00 <xm> it's either outsourced or the skills they want are more specialisd and they also want a whole portfolio of it not jsut one
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> burst my bubble
45:00 <xm> unless you've got kickass specialist skills
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> naw, i'll stay in social work for a while
45:00 <xm> like graphic design, web design etc
45:00 <xm> or programming
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, kick ass specialist ……. i could do that
45:00 <xm> if you did engineering
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> no
46:00 <xm> you'd have a good chance of getting work
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> too much maths
46:00 <xm> they love females
46:00 <xm> in fact female engineering grads get paid more on average
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> interesting
46:00 <xm> hmm not sure what you meant by IT before
46:00 <xm> but Comp Sci is basically maths, maths maths
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> i wonder if it would require wearing a short skirt?
46:00 <xm> no, just politics
46:00 <xm> a hijab would work better
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> information technology not computer science 
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
46:00 <xm> and let them take a photo of you for the annual report and website
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> ah ! 
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> have you done consultant work before?
47:00 <Sherm> ewww maths
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> perhaps HR?
47:00 <Serenity> i should be collecting info for my last essay for this unit..
47:00 <Serenity> but im taking the weekend off
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> essays suck
47:00 <xm> 'At XYZ we are an equal opportunity employer and encourage diveristy'
47:00 <Serenity> even worse
47:00 <Serenity> 'reflective' essay
47:00 <xm> *image banner slides*
47:00 <Sherm> lol xm - ive been at those places - and no we are not
48:00 <xm> This is kate our new intern working away on solving solar panel efficiency
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> bshahhh reflective essay on what you've learnt?
48:00 <Serenity> yeah
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> lame!
48:00 <Serenity> its the last one so TELL US EVERYTHING YOUVE LEARNED
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> something something…. nurses did it
48:00 <Serenity> fuck. off thats what ive learned
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
48:00 <xm> the grad $$$ disparity is true though and also about the diversity thing with females
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh I had to write one like that for a communication subject
48:00 <xm> there's also a big thing in some startups called the 'david rule'
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> sucks a lot of dick
49:00 <xm> where they should hire as many females as there are people named 'david'
49:00 <Serenity> actually its reflecting on what we've learned and then explaining how who we are as people would be different if an aspect of our 'social contruct' was different
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
49:00 <Sherm> lol wha?
49:00 <Serenity> fuckkk
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> social construct blah blah
49:00 <Serenity> 'if i was born a man id be a hell whore' the end
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> it's interesting to discuss, not to fuckin' write an essay about
49:00 <xm> when i was doing engineering they employed someone fulltime to find more girls to do engineering too
49:00 <xm> obviously she was an engineer
49:00 <xm> and on her door was a massive poster
50:00 <Serenity> exactly kate
50:00 <xm> of this little girl saying
50:00 <Serenity> i love talking about it
50:00 <Serenity> but essays are shit
50:00 <xm> "when i grow up i want to be an engiener! just like mum!"
50:00 <Sherm> lol xm
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> LAME xm
50:00 <xm> i dont care if females want to do engineering. if they want to do it it's their choice. but it's silly to go out of their way to force it
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> exactly
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> i'm just not a logical person
51:00 <Sherm> hmmm maccas run on the way out i think
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> vomit
51:00 <Sherm> not a fan kate
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> naw
52:00 <Sherm> tsk tsk 
52:00 <Sherm> ill have your share
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> maybe a cheese burger and that's about it
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> and shaker fries from the 90
52:00 <xm> it's $1 from 12am to 1am isnt it
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> s
52:00 <xm> so i have about 1 hour
52:00 <Sherm> i refuse to eat any of the beef products - had one and made me sick - so i stick to the nuggest
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
53:00 <Sherm> xm - where are you 
53:00 <Sherm> 1am is in 11 mins
53:00 <Serenity> 12am to 1pm
53:00 <Serenity> no
53:00 <Serenity> 12pm to 12pm
53:00 <Serenity> LOL
53:00 <Sherm> lol
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> what is this magical time you speak of?
53:00 <xm> Perth -- the sister city of Melbourne
54:00 <Sherm> ahhhhhh - that makes sense
54:00 <Serenity> DAY TIME 12 OK
54:00 <xm> sister sister because #melb is ran by perth sisters (maurice & serenity)
54:00 <xm> sister city*
54:00 <fawks> is ran
54:00 <Maurice> Ugh, I hate VIC
54:00 <Serenity> technically we dont run this place
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> oooo
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> who does? 
54:00 <xm> it died ages ago
54:00 <Sherm> whats wrong with vic - apart from being fucken cold
54:00 <xm> zombie channel now
55:00 <Maurice> My mother in law, Sherm.
55:00 <Serenity> technically stebie and longie do
55:00 <Serenity> but... they died
55:00 <Sherm> ahahahaha
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> where is the zombie ch?????
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> are they even alive?
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> OH lol
55:00 <xm> you're in the zombie channel now
55:00 <Sherm> lol stebie and longie - they still kicking around?
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> i knew it!
55:00 <xm> we want your brain
55:00 <xm> are your sus we have asked you all these weird questions
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> good luck with that
55:00 <xm> you*
55:00 <Sherm> someone must tell them i said hi
55:00 <Sherm> MUST
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> naw not sus
56:00 <Serenity> pieter killed stebie for not loaning him money until next dole cheque day
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> but ya mum is
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
56:00 <Sherm> hahahaha thats no surprise re pieter
56:00 <Serenity> THIS ISNT HOW YOU TREAT FAMILY YOU ASSHOLE
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> what happened to longie?
57:00 <xm> pieter is wearing his bluetooth set now. his bot in here gives him alerts when his name is mentioned
57:00 <xm> in bed
57:00 <Serenity> Longie is currently residing with his mrs in qld where there is no internet
57:00 <xm> awoken by your words
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> holy shit!
57:00 <Sherm> tell longie to come back down 
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> no internet
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> and a mrs
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> *faints*
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> what is this world coming to!
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> *shakes fist*
57:00 <xm> that's how you keep them loyal
57:00 <Sherm> lol
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> lmfao
58:00 <Sherm> think he lived in syd last time i spoke to him 
58:00 <Serenity> no wait i read the message again hes staying at his mrs house and she has no internet
58:00 <fawks> loool
58:00 <Serenity> but hes in qld atm
58:00 <Serenity> for work
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> ahhh
58:00 <fawks> 4 trans
58:00 <Sherm> ahhhh
58:00 <fawks> ahhh
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> did he meet his mrs on irc>
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> ?
59:00 <Serenity> i think he met her in a strip club
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh, nice
59:00 <Serenity> (not being serious i have no idea)
59:00 <fawks> in thailand
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> lady boy!
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> well… that killed the convo :/
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> next
01:00 <Sherm> yup nice one kate
01:00 <Serenity> gud 1
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> oops!
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> better luck next time, eh
03:00 <Maurice> 2 guys that sounded like girls just walked up the street, one of them sounded like a horse with his clip cloppy shoes
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> a man wearing heels?
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> hawt!
05:00 <Maurice> He didn't sound hot
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> nothing a sock wouldn't fix ;)
06:00 <fawks> jesus
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> yes my child, how may I help?
07:00 <Sherm> a sock?
07:00 <Sherm> im afraid to ask 
08:00 <Sherm> wb bee
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> to shove in their mouth
08:00 <Sherm> ahhhh
08:00 <bee_girl> Ta
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> + a paper bag
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> come to think of it 
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> too much effort!
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> next
08:00 <Sherm> i need to go to bed and sleep - but gotta be mr taxi first
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> i said i'd meet a friend at the gym
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> STUPIDLY 
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> 9am tomoz
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> OH THE PAIN
42:00 <Bastardly_One> oh British^Meat
43:00 <Bastardly_One> which MC? ... pc or console
52:00 <beagle> my eyes are soooooooooo fucken sexy
52:00 <beagle> kinda weird but im pretty for a man
56:00 <Serenity> you really, really arent
58:00 <Maurice> You're totally gross
59:00 <Bastardly_One> Jesus
59:00 <Bastardly_One> your eyes look like a shifty slavic cunt
59:00 <Bastardly_One> Mine are nice I am told
59:00 <Maurice> Nope
59:00 <Bastardly_One> but you look like a rat
04:00 <Bastardly_One> abandoned houses in lego
04:00 <Bastardly_One> pretty coo
04:00 <Bastardly_One> cool
04:00 <Bastardly_One> http://imgur.com/gallery/xf6ah
08:00 <Serenity> i want to eat all the cheesecake
08:00 <Serenity> ALL OF IT
08:00 <Bastardly_One> lol @ this first
08:00 <Bastardly_One> http://imgur.com/gallery/Wv7JvDS
08:00 <Bastardly_One> oops
08:00 <Bastardly_One> hang on 
09:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah that was it 
09:00 <Bastardly_One> new meaning on batshit crazy?
10:00 <Bastardly_One> he be mad
10:00 <Bastardly_One> but fucking cute
11:00 <Serenity> you're talking about 75% too much
11:00 <Maurice> Eeep\
12:00 <Serenity> this rash is pissing me off
12:00 <Serenity> its definitely aids
13:00 <Maurice> I'm watching Bottom 'Get ahold of this and give it a bloody good yank'
13:00 <Serenity> looool
20:00 <Bastardly_One> did we end up winning today? I had to go out and got home about 40 mins ago
22:00 <Serenity> yes
22:00 <Serenity> 97-58
23:00 <Bastardly_One> niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice
25:00 <milk> l8r
36:00 <Bastardly_One> hmmmm
53:00 <Chucky> hey just elements dad here how are you all?
02:00 <Chucky> hello just looking for a man
02:00 <Chucky> chucky elemenet
14:00 <Chucky> Ana_Ng
14:00 <Chucky> element
18:00 <Ana_Ng> chuck
23:00 <Chucky> slinky_J jos
33:00 <Bastardly_One> 3:33
33:00 <Bastardly_One> only half as evi
33:00 <Bastardly_One> l
38:00 <beagle> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YXyWPMSJcvM
39:00 <beagle> watch my video .... this was fucking hard to do.
39:00 <beagle> i seriously tried about 150 times to do this
39:00 <beagle> then magic 
39:00 <beagle> this is end result of success
40:00 <Bastardly_One> stfu
41:00 <Bastardly_One> how many times do I need to tell you?
41:00 <beagle> its okay Bastardly_One you little bitch
41:00 <beagle> every time you say cunt you are wizer
42:00 <beagle> how about saying 'stfu' 
42:00 <beagle> you are simple
42:00 <beagle> youre a young simple man
43:00 <beagle> with no brains
43:00 <beagle> i think you need one of the things they call 'girl' 
43:00 <beagle> to go and fuck
43:00 <beagle> fuck off with please
44:00 <beagle> so in real life do you tell everyone to shut up Bastardly_One
44:00 <beagle> i hope so
44:00 <beagle> then you can get knocked out 
44:00 <beagle> fucker.
46:00 <beagle> you fucking little cunt do you really wanna fucken brainiac around with who and who cannot speak ?
47:00 <beagle> no.
47:00 <beagle> then
47:00 <beagle> how about this
47:00 <beagle> YOU shut up.
50:00 <slinky_J> cool
54:00 <slinky_J> at least you're a young man again b1!!
59:00 <Bastardly_One> what?
59:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
59:00 <Bastardly_One> oh
59:00 <Bastardly_One> beagle 
59:00 <Bastardly_One> stfu
00:00 <Bastardly_One> and I have 3 girls ... so, there 
00:00 <slinky_J> haha
00:00 <Student> ha ha
01:00 <Bastardly_One> two with {RW} and one with {Parijan}
01:00 <Bastardly_One> better than the one you have that even hates you
01:00 <slinky_J> [03:17] * beagle ([email protected]) Quit (Quit: )
01:00 <slinky_J> lol
01:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I notied
01:00 <garden> yeah I notied
01:00 <Bastardly_One> just then ... noticed too 
01:00 <Bastardly_One> oops
01:00 <garden> oops
01:00 <Student> notieeeeeeeeeeeeddddddddddddddd
01:00 <Student> some one is on Fire ;)
01:00 <slinky_J> nookie
01:00 <Bastardly_One> oh good old pollock *yawns*
02:00 <slinky_J> yer i would have thought more ppl would be up
02:00 <slinky_J> i crashed around 9pm
02:00 <Bastardly_One> blame FF
02:00 <slinky_J> ffantasy?
02:00 <Bastardly_One> I got home 3hrs ago after a 12hr visit somewhere
02:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah ... distracted me just then for however long
02:00 <slinky_J> haha
03:00 <Bastardly_One> can't be the bong making me this stupid
03:00 <Student> you are right, the bong inside your blood is good enough to make you so called "stupido"
03:00 <slinky_J> well i had 5 n half hours sleep so im content
04:00 <slinky_J> smoko then I shall chat and finish watching jack reacher lol
04:00 <slinky_J> been 3 days now
06:00 <Bastardly_One> I passed out in the car from Melb to an hour on the other side apparently
06:00 <Bastardly_One> I woke up to 3 cans of faygo in my lap in a shopping centre carpark
06:00 <Bastardly_One> that was alright 
07:00 <Bastardly_One> "here cunt that will wake you up"
07:00 <Bastardly_One> didn't but tasted yum!
10:00 <slinky_J> haha
10:00 <slinky_J> i passed out after eating the most authentic putanesca I've ever had with a meatball the size of one of my king mandarines
11:00 <Bastardly_One> I also woke up talking where I left off so I am told
11:00 <Bastardly_One> I did to that at a meet to Sherm once
11:00 <slinky_J> http://survzilla.com/survey/2202351/What-Creature-Are-You-Inside/1807
11:00 <slinky_J> LOL!
12:00 <Bastardly_One> I'll do that in a sec
12:00 <Bastardly_One> I need a piss
12:00 <slinky_J> i fell asleep chattin to friend that lives in melb now and she'd just said she likes me n i said i like her too and i said somethin about flirting with her then she said something but i passed out
13:00 <slinky_J> strange, i didnt wake up needin to piss!
24:00 <Bastardly_One> ok
24:00 <Bastardly_One> quiz time
24:00 <Bastardly_One> I got distracted
24:00 <slinky_J> hehe
24:00 <slinky_J> i'm an Angel haha
26:00 <Student> ummm
26:00 <Bastardly_One> werewolf
26:00 <Bastardly_One> apt
26:00 <slinky_J> werewolf?
26:00 <Bastardly_One> Your inner beast is the werewolf. You are strong and passionate, even if you don't feel like you are. You have a strong bond with your friends and family, your "pack." You may be lonely when no one is around, but you'll be alright because you'll always have your close friends there for you. A loyal and passionate creature: the werewolf.
27:00 <slinky_J> hah! no shit, they're all the same huh, just worded differently
27:00 <slinky_J> rofl
27:00 <Bastardly_One> I am known as Raven Wolf outside of irc though
27:00 <Bastardly_One> that's funny
27:00 <Student> you actually posted the raven wolf logo site
28:00 <Student> strange looking wolf though :)
28:00 <Bastardly_One> I have about 2000 of those Student
28:00 <slinky_J> yer
28:00 <slinky_J> i know this whole wolf thing
28:00 <Bastardly_One> heh ... yes he is more a plague doctor lately
28:00 <slinky_J> yrs n yrs ago i was in a wolf thing
28:00 <Bastardly_One> but those quizes are all the same 
28:00 <Bastardly_One> I am a wolf by nature though 
28:00 <slinky_J> they took it oh so fkn srsly
29:00 <Bastardly_One> and I have an obsession with them
29:00 <Bastardly_One> the way I got to mix bands in the US all those years ago
29:00 <slinky_J> you're not one of those people that um
29:00 <Bastardly_One> was partly thanks to doing a life long dream
29:00 <slinky_J> associate themself with animals
29:00 <slinky_J> and believe they are part animal
30:00 <Bastardly_One> which was to study them from a distance in a camp
30:00 <slinky_J> i forget what they call themselves :/
30:00 <Bastardly_One> no not a furry
30:00 <Bastardly_One> little weirdos
30:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
30:00 <slinky_J> lol
30:00 <Bastardly_One> they're so innocent though on the whole
30:00 <slinky_J> yeah
30:00 <Bastardly_One> and not kinky and fuck around in animal costumes
31:00 <Bastardly_One> I remember this doco on SBS last year about them
31:00 <Bastardly_One> and this teenage who thought he was a wolf
31:00 <Bastardly_One> I wanted to smash the screen
31:00 <Bastardly_One> YOU ARE NOT A WOLF YOU FUCKING HOMO PUSSY
31:00 <Bastardly_One> WOLVES ARENT THAT PUSSY!
31:00 <slinky_J> yeah i saw that
32:00 <Bastardly_One> YOU'RE NOTHING BUT A BETA GAYLORD! GET SOME GRACE AND STRENGTH!
32:00 <slinky_J> I don't believe in supressing human nature
32:00 <Bastardly_One> I full on got mad at the telly 
32:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
32:00 <slinky_J> so I can understand why they take on those animal personas
32:00 <slinky_J> we are hunters and killers
32:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm into kink
32:00 <Bastardly_One> so I know some around the traps
32:00 <Bastardly_One> and they're seriously a lot like him
33:00 <Bastardly_One> asexual and innocent
33:00 <slinky_J> lol
33:00 <Bastardly_One> and past traumas 
33:00 <Bastardly_One> mentally 
33:00 <Bastardly_One> which makes me wonder if its just easier to pretend for them
34:00 <Bastardly_One> rather than face the real world
34:00 <Bastardly_One> whatever floats ya boat tbh
34:00 <Bastardly_One> least they're not hurting anyone
34:00 <slinky_J> yep thassit
35:00 <Student> do you actually get hard and get a partner?
35:00 <slinky_J> I tell ya, it's hard to be good and follow the laws
35:00 <slinky_J> all that restrains us
35:00 <slinky_J> sucks to be alive, when you can't be who you really are
36:00 <Bastardly_One> another reason I admire true trannies
36:00 <Bastardly_One> takes a lot of self knowledge to be sure you are someone else
36:00 <Bastardly_One> of both sexes ... and I'm being serious
36:00 <Bastardly_One> mentally that takes a lot of courage
37:00 <slinky_J> yer
37:00 <Student> nothing but border line males and females
37:00 <slinky_J> I was more speaking about our basic natural instincts
37:00 <slinky_J> that we're forced to suppress
37:00 <slinky_J> we call people criminals for acting the way humans are suppose to act
38:00 <Student> ha ha
38:00 <slinky_J> if somebody kills your father and you go after them and kill them
38:00 <slinky_J> morally it's justifiable
38:00 <Student> way to justify your evil side
38:00 <slinky_J> naturally it is
38:00 <slinky_J> that's what I am getting at
38:00 <slinky_J> there is no evil
38:00 <slinky_J> the society we live in breeds "evil"
39:00 <Student> it is all about using your evil and angel sides in constructive way 
39:00 <slinky_J> you can't change two million years of evolution in several thousand years
39:00 <Bastardly_One> basially what Student says is true enough
39:00 <Student> there is a good and bad in us, and that is there for reason else there are Angels too 
39:00 <Bastardly_One> *basically
39:00 <Bastardly_One> it's like this 
39:00 <slinky_J> what do you mean Bastardly_One
39:00 <Bastardly_One> I'd explain it like this 
40:00 <Bastardly_One> there is no such thing as a good or a bad though
40:00 <slinky_J> yer
40:00 <slinky_J> was about to say
40:00 <Bastardly_One> it's the application of the thought
40:00 <Student> ha ha 
40:00 <Bastardly_One> like when I talk about magic from a wiccan point of view
40:00 <Bastardly_One> there is no such thing as good or bad magic
40:00 <Bastardly_One> it's how you apply it 
40:00 <Student> if there is no good or bad , there is no hell and heaven 
41:00 <Bastardly_One> they are figments of the imagination
41:00 <slinky_J> because there
41:00 <slinky_J> is no hell 
41:00 <slinky_J> and there's no heaven..
41:00 <Bastardly_One> even Pope Francis has came out and said so
41:00 <Student> i understand what you are trying to convey, but i would not like to burn myself via the hell science/magic ;)
41:00 <Bastardly_One> you're Islamic
42:00 <Student> not really 
42:00 <Bastardly_One> you're a different kettle of fish all together
42:00 <Bastardly_One> oh, ok
42:00 <Bastardly_One> I was about to ask which branch
42:00 <Student> ofcourse hell and heaven are imaginitive but i like to think about heaven ;)
42:00 <Student> how many branches do you know? :)
42:00 <Ana_Ng> come to the Church of Ana
43:00 <slinky_J> https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xap1/t31.0-8/q81/s960x960/10542068_10203989643922045_8241337012649850724_o.jpg
43:00 <Ana_Ng> all heaven, all the time
43:00 <slinky_J> aaaaaaaaaaaahahahaha
43:00 <slinky_J> that exact crumpled poster was in my room earlier this yr
43:00 <slinky_J> ROFL
43:00 <slinky_J> just posted then
44:00 <slinky_J> i haz too many chats going
44:00 <Ana_Ng> natural beauty
50:00 <slinky_J> haha yer she kept it next to my bed
50:00 <slinky_J> girls r weird
50:00 <Student> to me they are pretty simple
50:00 <Student> or dealing with them is simple
52:00 <slinky_J> true, people arent complicated
52:00 <slinky_J> circumstances in life complicate things 
54:00 <Student> the people who take impact of circumstances and get change are a mess
00:00 <Q{> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DED812HKWyM
00:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Doors - Riders On the Storm (Remastered HD) (Jan 22, 2011) 7:09 - Category: Music - 5,415,007 - 24,874 likes (98.2%), 447 dislikes (1.8%)
00:00 <Ana_Ng> thank god Q is here
00:00 <Q{> :O
00:00 <Q{> <-- dont need no spanking
00:00 <Student> ha ha
01:00 <Q{> i not ur spanking toyyyyy
01:00 <Ana_Ng> Q is the type who likes to tie up tits
01:00 <Q{> no i like floating boobs in pools
02:00 <Ana_Ng> bloorp bloorp
02:00 <Q{> float like moon jellyfish
03:00 <Q{> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_h2XOAzUTUs
03:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Atomic Kitten - Live at Wembley Full Concert DVD RIP HD ( Jan 25, 2014) 01:25:06 - Category: Music - 13,628 - 54 likes (91.5%), 5 dislikes (8.5%)
03:00 <Bastardly_One> I got lost
03:00 <slinky_J> nice being up early on a sundy
04:00 <Bastardly_One> fucking gay game
04:00 <Bastardly_One> I hate being addicted
04:00 <slinky_J> :(
04:00 <Bastardly_One> to a Final Fantasy
04:00 <Bastardly_One> enough to buy the follow up soon
04:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
04:00 <slinky_J> soon as i finish reacher its Baconfilled4 time!
04:00 <slinky_J> haha nice
04:00 <Bastardly_One> I wanna know what happens 
04:00 <Bastardly_One> I've got sucked in 
04:00 <Bastardly_One> and in the lastest one after this one 
04:00 <Bastardly_One> the story continues
05:00 <Bastardly_One> I can't believe I've finally succumbed
05:00 <Bastardly_One> to the FF diseaase
05:00 <Bastardly_One> *disease
05:00 <Bastardly_One> it's as bad as the Minecraft plague
05:00 <Bastardly_One> I got that forever ago 
05:00 <Bastardly_One> no cure for that 
05:00 <Bastardly_One> the MC plague
06:00 <slinky_J> https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpf1/t31.0-8/s960x960/10547982_10203983679572940_4052463628563949507_o.jpg
06:00 <slinky_J> WOAH
07:00 <slinky_J> i never saw this b4
07:00 <slinky_J> hahahaha b1 i got a vid for u on minecraft
07:00 <slinky_J> goes for about 30 seconds
08:00 <slinky_J>  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UUlLGnTAHeM
08:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Minecraft in 20 Seconds ( Jul 21, 2014) 0:23 - Category: Film & Animation - 4,182,174 - 57,474 likes (95.9%), 2,446 dislikes (4.1%)
08:00 <slinky_J> roffle as
08:00 <slinky_J> it's a Keshen8 legomation
22:00 <Bastardly_One> I saw that the other day when you linked it 
22:00 <Bastardly_One> seems like 2 centuries ago
22:00 <Bastardly_One> but was only the other day
22:00 <slinky_J> oh
22:00 <slinky_J> yesterday
22:00 <slinky_J> lol
22:00 <Bastardly_One> serious?
22:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck
22:00 <slinky_J> haha yer
23:00 <Bastardly_One> that seems ages ago
23:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
23:00 <slinky_J> i was thinkin b4 hmm i didnt eat all sat
23:00 <slinky_J> but that was friday
23:00 <slinky_J> lol
23:00 <slinky_J> https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xaf1/t31.0-8/q82/r270/s960x960/10446125_10203989755084824_1098341127506839125_o.jpg
23:00 <slinky_J> oo la ;)
23:00 <slinky_J> finally finished this film, Reacher was pretty cool, noirish
24:00 <slinky_J> Sin City 3 this month man
24:00 <slinky_J> or is it sin city 2?
24:00 <slinky_J> shrugs
28:00 <Bastardly_One> 2
28:00 <Bastardly_One> and Lady Gaga is in it
28:00 <slinky_J> cool
29:00 <Bastardly_One> I saw a pic of a still on imgr
29:00 <slinky_J> would be great to see her act
30:00 <slinky_J> i downloaded 12 yrs a slave 
31:00 <slinky_J> :P
01:00 <slaqqio>  Jedi Mind Tricks - The Worst
04:00 <Bastardly_One> must be a song about yourself pz
04:00 <Bastardly_One> going by the title
04:00 <slaqqio> I need some fucking weed man
04:00 <slaqqio> seriously
04:00 <slaqqio> not enough
05:00 <slaqqio> i gotta start growing some this is fucked
05:00 <slaqqio> i been dry for ages
09:00 <slinky_J> lols
09:00 <slinky_J> oh yea shower mmmmmmm
09:00 <slinky_J> woo 10th!!!!!!!
09:00 <slinky_J> i hope i can stay up all day heh
09:00 <slaqqio> im gonna join a bikie gang
09:00 <slinky_J> cool
09:00 <slinky_J> im gonna ring up and organise my bday dinner
09:00 <slinky_J> xD
10:00 <slaqqio> have you got any weed
10:00 <slaqqio> im fukn dry as
10:00 <slinky_J> no
10:00 <slinky_J> i smoke occasionally
10:00 <slaqqio> You all just sound like witty trolls
10:00 <slaqqio> putting down others
11:00 <slaqqio> hence why you ban me
11:00 <slinky_J> dont include me 
11:00 <slinky_J> :/
11:00 <slaqqio> ahhh well i guess you'd get karma back oneday when i stab your children
11:00 <slinky_J> good
11:00 <slinky_J> ill have ten
11:00 <slinky_J> u can stab them all
11:00 <slinky_J> if we can eat them
11:00 <slaqqio> I like to wait under the bridges in the morning or when they get off the school bus
11:00 <slaqqio> yeah
12:00 <slaqqio> You know how much weed i used to smoke
12:00 <slaqqio> now im sittin here just with no fucken weed at all for long periods of time
12:00 <slaqqio> and its all because of fuckwits who put me out of the game
12:00 <slaqqio> on purpose
12:00 <slaqqio> this is what you cunts do to people
13:00 <slaqqio> i'd kill a man for weed right now
14:00 <slaqqio> i used to smoke fucken hardcore indicas
14:00 <slaqqio> too scared to grow cause of where i live
14:00 <slaqqio> i should have been growing weed years ago instead of fucking around wastin my life 
15:00 <slaqqio> sick of all this shit
15:00 <slaqqio> bout ready to murder someone
15:00 <slaqqio> already sealed off a room with that plastic grainite
16:00 <slaqqio> Troll shit dog shit witty trolling pieces of shit opers in this fucking channel want to set bans and not remove them
16:00 <slaqqio> want fucken war
16:00 <Bastardly_One> oh shut the fuck up
17:00 <Bastardly_One> I've had too many cones for you 
17:00 <Bastardly_One> :D
17:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> lol
17:00 <slaqqio> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vT8OU5WtfkQ
17:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Push it to the Limit (Oct 31, 2010) 3:31 - Category: Education - 1,367,652 - 5,485 likes (98.1%), 105 dislikes (1.9%)
17:00 <Bastardly_One> how about ... want a bong?
17:00 <Bastardly_One> not getting one!
18:00 <slaqqio> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vT8OU5WtfkQ
18:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Push it to the Limit (Oct 31, 2010) 3:31 - Category: Education - 1,367,652 - 5,485 likes (98.1%), 105 dislikes (1.9%)
18:00 <Bastardly_One> morning Snoopys_Gunship
18:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> morning Bastardly_One :)
18:00 <Bastardly_One> expect little
18:00 <slaqqio> pack us a cone or ill knife ya
18:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm really sucked into FF XIII
18:00 <Bastardly_One> and I don't know why
18:00 <slaqqio> Bastardly_One, You smoke ?
18:00 <Bastardly_One> I think those games have like subliminal messages in them
19:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh, that's why I said I've had too many cones for your shit 
19:00 <slaqqio> Bastardly_One, thats what Alex Jones thinks
19:00 <Bastardly_One> I am Alex Jones
19:00 <Bastardly_One> the real one
19:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> you know what Bastardly_One i come close to finishing that but i gave up
19:00 <slaqqio> no youre just a bitch 
19:00 <slaqqio> who bans
19:00 <Bastardly_One> that's just a hologram
19:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> alex jones is a fuckwit end rant
19:00 <Bastardly_One> XIII?
19:00 <slaqqio> yeah but
19:00 <Bastardly_One> I hate the story line
19:00 <Bastardly_One> but I am gonna buy the new one
20:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> i think it was 8 or was it 7 lol
20:00 <slaqqio> where can i buy weed
20:00 <Bastardly_One> that follows it 
20:00 <Bastardly_One> lo
20:00 <Bastardly_One> l
20:00 <Bastardly_One> from your dealer?
20:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck up
20:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> i got a dealer O_O
20:00 <slaqqio> he fucked me off
20:00 <Bastardly_One> no, him
20:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> oh right lol
20:00 <Bastardly_One> I'd fuck you off too pz
21:00 <Bastardly_One> who wouldn't?
21:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> fuck me 12 more hours of pure bordem
21:00 <Bastardly_One> oh, just started huh?
22:00 <Bastardly_One> ouch
22:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> yeah
22:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> AND there is literally nothing to do but walk the site
22:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah right ... big ouch
22:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> yeah construction sites suck on weekends
22:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> might have a sleep sometime today lol
22:00 <Bastardly_One> I'd imagine so ... 
23:00 <John_Gotti> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rynqbJ53DBE
23:00 <Bastardly_One> if you can get away with it why not?
23:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Tony Soprano and Meadow's boyfriend (Jul 27, 2009) 3:21 - Category: Entertainment - 278,188 - 573 likes (96.3%), 22 dislikes (3.7%)
23:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> yeah i am the only one with a key to the front gate (one way in one way out) so why the fuck not
23:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> lay up on the first aid bed and have a nap
25:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> sometime today im going to wash my car inside and out including pulling my front seats out lol
26:00 <Bastardly_One> it's a pity you don't study or something
26:00 <John_Gotti> Snoopys_Gunship, You should get someone else to start it for you
26:00 <John_Gotti> knowing your trolling on here
27:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> i was studing but maverick took most of that up now so i dont anymore
27:00 <John_Gotti> studing is not a word
27:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> fuck off it is to me
27:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> obviously he doesnt know me too well :)
27:00 <John_Gotti> Snoopys_Gunship, Are you one of these losers who failed at school but was waved through
28:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> no im one of these "losers" who dropped out of school and now hold 2 jobs because lazy cunts like you dont work :)
31:00 <Bastardly_One> I could really confuse this by saying
31:00 <Bastardly_One> shane, stfu
32:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> nah i know you are talking to him :)
32:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> you would tell sheep boy to stfu
32:00 <Bastardly_One> plus I said the post before it 
33:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> yes i know lol
33:00 <John_Gotti> Yeah well atleast I don't be witty and abuse and put down other people to try get ahead in life oneday your life of shame and filth will come down on you like a tone of bricks
34:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> one day* and at least* sorry but who went to school again
34:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> and really it took you THAT long to come up with that
36:00 <Bastardly_One> it would of ... he's not too smart
37:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> hahahaha
37:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> not the brightest spark in the light lol
37:00 <Bastardly_One> he seems to garner this reaction off a few regs and a couple of ops
38:00 <Bastardly_One> and personally I've seen him talk shit about two female ops 
38:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> i'm sure he will get raped really hard soon
38:00 <Bastardly_One> Sunday?
38:00 <Bastardly_One> don't count on it unless kids wake them up
39:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> lol
40:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm doing an experiment on a donut
40:00 <Bastardly_One> and my housemate is not happy
40:00 <Bastardly_One> he keeps wanting to chuck it out
40:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> what is it
40:00 <Bastardly_One> and I keep telling him no
40:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> ill do it here at work lol
40:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
41:00 <Bastardly_One> it's just leaving one sitting there to see how long before the actual chocolate destroys itself
41:00 <Bastardly_One> so far it's only faded
41:00 <Bastardly_One> hey marko how goes?
41:00 <Bastardly_One> meet Snoopys_Gunship if you haven't
41:00 <Bastardly_One> you two would get along alright I think
42:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> who is marko
42:00 <Bastardly_One> ^pilot^
42:00 <Bastardly_One> the trucky with a perchant for car toys
42:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> oh well good morning ^pilot^
43:00 <Bastardly_One> he's probably fucked off again
43:00 <Bastardly_One> he does that 
43:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> depends on the car toys he is into
43:00 <Bastardly_One> will come back hours later and answer you
43:00 <^pilot^> no
43:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
43:00 <^pilot^> im here
43:00 <Bastardly_One> oh hi
43:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> lol
43:00 <^pilot^> was finding my keyboard
43:00 <Bastardly_One> well, speak for yourself
43:00 <^toilet^> hey
43:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> what lol
43:00 <^toilet^> im a faggot
43:00 <^toilet^> named marko
43:00 <^toilet^> i got tea bagged
43:00 <Bastardly_One> that's pz by the way 
43:00 <Bastardly_One> shane's crying because he's hanging for pot
43:00 <Bastardly_One> which reminds me
44:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> i think for some reason i remember ^pilot^ from years ago
44:00 <Bastardly_One> cone time
44:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah you do 
44:00 <^toilet^> i might kick in someones door in a minute
44:00 <Bastardly_One> he remembers me 
44:00 <^pilot^> Thats right 
44:00 <^pilot^> it is old shane 
44:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> the nick rings a bell and so does the name
44:00 <^pilot^> the little scrawny fuckwit
44:00 <John_Gotti> fuck this shit
45:00 <John_Gotti> FBI is on my ass
45:00 <Bastardly_One> I think it's "cute" you all think of me as B1 and not my name
45:00 <Bastardly_One> happens even in conversation on the phone and in person
45:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> did you ever meet B2 Bastardly_One
45:00 <Bastardly_One> B2 is a fucking whore
45:00 <Bastardly_One> off with that Lulu slut of a panda
46:00 <Bastardly_One> I won't talk to him
46:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> years ago there was a person going around using the nick bitch2 and everyone called her B2
46:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh 
46:00 <Bastardly_One> and there was a dude in here called B1
46:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> biggest duke you can ever meet lol
46:00 <Bastardly_One> and ms_bitch
46:00 <Bastardly_One> ms_bitch and I were an item forever
46:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> i met this women once and shes scared me for life lol
46:00 <Bastardly_One> total trolling cunts
46:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
47:00 <Bastardly_One> oh dear
47:00 <Bastardly_One> what would happen if you met Wookie?
47:00 <Bastardly_One> heh
47:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> O_o die
47:00 <Bastardly_One> uh huh 
47:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> no wait.... yes die
47:00 <Bastardly_One> apparently she "runs" sydney now
47:00 <Bastardly_One> or thinks she does
48:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> who the fuck is Exo when they are at home
48:00 <Bastardly_One> and I think I might change the database somewhere and deal with Chook later
48:00 <Bastardly_One> snap
48:00 <Bastardly_One> you read my mind
49:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> austnet.irc
49:00 <Bastardly_One> give a shit?
49:00 <Bastardly_One> what the fuck is my level?
49:00 <Bastardly_One> information please
50:00 <Bastardly_One> been thinking that for days
50:00 <Bastardly_One> and removing Wookie as well 
50:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> level where
50:00 <Bastardly_One> where we're talking
50:00 <Bastardly_One> and it's based on consultation
51:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> fucks me
51:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> i cant access it
51:00 <Bastardly_One> and 2 seniors haven't been informed have we?
51:00 <Bastardly_One> good for the gooses
51:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> i know what my access is in the other one lol
51:00 <Bastardly_One> it's good for the rest
52:00 <Bastardly_One> the "op" channel?
52:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> no the other one
52:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> see it went up :P
53:00 <Bastardly_One> oh yeah
53:00 <Bastardly_One> I knew that 
53:00 <Bastardly_One> up 25
53:00 <Bastardly_One> duh
53:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> i got offered the channel lol
53:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> numbnuts come back tho lol
53:00 <John_Gotti> offered the channel
53:00 <John_Gotti> youre a shit op
53:00 <John_Gotti> you would just ban everyone and ruin the channel youre dog shit
53:00 <John_Gotti> troll
54:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> you're*
55:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> holy fuck where did this fog come from lol
56:00 <Bastardly_One> I had snow like that about a week ago or 2
56:00 <Bastardly_One> wasn't even that cold I thought
56:00 <Bastardly_One> suddenly, like real snow
56:00 <John_Gotti> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RNyE1N1cnus
56:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Zodiac 2007 Paul Stine taxi driver gets shot in the back of the head ( Sep 5, 2012) 2:06 - Category: Film & Animation - 6,050 - 9 likes (81.8%), 2 dislikes (18.2%)
57:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> yeah in saw that on fb
57:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> i was like what the fuck lol
57:00 <Bastardly_One> get the creme soda addiction of mine too
57:00 <Bastardly_One> best tasting ever IMO
58:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> nah i believe that sars is lol
58:00 <Bastardly_One> look for a place that does US soft drinks
58:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> especially bundaberg style
58:00 <Bastardly_One> never been a fan ... tastes like fly spray to me 
59:00 <Bastardly_One> you might like root beer then if you've not tasted it 
59:00 <Bastardly_One> I don't mind root beer at all 
59:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> ive had a taste of that
59:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> not a bad drop i think
00:00 <Bastardly_One> I like it 
00:00 <Ana_Ng> i had a root beer float for breakfast
00:00 <Bastardly_One> IMO that brand's version is sweeter than most
00:00 <Bastardly_One> another one?
00:00 <Bastardly_One> you're getting addicted woman
00:00 <Ana_Ng> yeah
00:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> im trying to convice a us marine friend to send me some lol
00:00 <Ana_Ng> oh no
00:00 <Ana_Ng> i'm at the tail end of it
01:00 <Bastardly_One> dude, just go to a US foods store
01:00 <Bastardly_One> or online at 
01:00 <Bastardly_One> want the site?
01:00 <Ana_Ng> the only thing i'm addicted to is not being addicted
01:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> yeah but i wanna make the lazy fucker do it lol
01:00 <slinky_J> FUCK
01:00 <Bastardly_One> but they don't do much faygo ... and seriously I am a major addiction to some of the flavours of that poison
02:00 <slinky_J> my american buddy just loike like over 50 thousand xp in a rounod
02:00 <slinky_J> round* rofl
02:00 <slinky_J> bf4
02:00 <Bastardly_One> usafoods.com.au
02:00 <John_Gotti> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RNyE1N1cnus
02:00 <slinky_J> all attack boating hahaha
02:00 <slinky_J> mum has to order sweet n lo from america
02:00 <slinky_J> :/
02:00 <slinky_J> apparently mixing it in with the hair dye stops itching
02:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> thanks will look at it in a minute
03:00 <John_Gotti> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MFN4Bb7wcog
03:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Zodiac_Lake Berrysea.avi (Feb 10, 2011) 4:42 - Category: Entertainment - 34,176 - 86 likes (89.6%), 10 dislikes (10.4%)
03:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.usafoods.com.au/Beverages/Soft-Drink/A-W-Root-Beer-12-Pack
03:00 <Bastardly_One> I like A and W
04:00 <Student> I like A and B
04:00 <Ana_Ng> the grocery store i went to yesterday
04:00 <Ana_Ng> had canned meats from australia
04:00 <John_Gotti> Bastardly_One, why don't you give them your money then
04:00 <Bastardly_One> the Sioux City Sars if anything like the Sioux City orange creme soda would kick butt
04:00 <Student> Bastardly_One have money? come on 
04:00 <John_Gotti> Bastardly_One, better yet get some two minute noodles aswell
04:00 <John_Gotti> dont we love our two minute noodles
05:00 <Bastardly_One> Ana_Ng, like? corned beef and stuff or?
05:00 <John_Gotti> beef
05:00 <John_Gotti> human beef of course
05:00 <Ana_Ng> yeah
05:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck up pz
05:00 <John_Gotti> fuck u cunt
05:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm talking to Ana_Ng
05:00 <John_Gotti> ill knife ya
05:00 <Ana_Ng> i didn't buy any
05:00 <Ana_Ng> but i am tempted
05:00 <Bastardly_One> never tried corned beef?
05:00 <Ana_Ng> not in a can
05:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> silversides rock :D
05:00 <Ana_Ng> i live near refrigeration
06:00 <Bastardly_One> ah ... imagine ... kind of spam
06:00 <Bastardly_One> but silverside
06:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
06:00 <Bastardly_One> does the job when it has to with some sweet mustard pickle on a sandwich
06:00 <Ana_Ng> hrm ok
06:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> oh fuck
06:00 <Ana_Ng> like for camping
06:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah ana
07:00 <Ana_Ng> think i'm gonna shave it all off today
07:00 <Bastardly_One> was the only way I could think to describe it 
07:00 <Bastardly_One> kind of slimy
07:00 <Student> ha ha
07:00 <Bastardly_One> snoops
08:00 <Bastardly_One> surely you've have tinned corned beef
08:00 <Bastardly_One> is that how you'd describe it?
08:00 <Bastardly_One> marko, go to sleep then?
08:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> i sure have
08:00 <John_Gotti> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MFN4Bb7wcog
08:00 <^pilot^> can't 
08:00 <^pilot^> already tried
08:00 <Bastardly_One> bummer
08:00 <Bastardly_One> hate that
08:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> can i try please :D
09:00 <Bastardly_One> lol Snoopys_Gunship
09:00 <Student> strange mandness at these hours
09:00 <Student> * madness
09:00 <Bastardly_One> Snoopys_Gunship is bored shitless
09:00 <John_Gotti> Student, you scared?
09:00 <Bastardly_One> poor guy
09:00 <Student> scared of madness? :) rather i am amused by it 
09:00 <Student> it is just like getting out of hand type of thing
10:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> bored and fucking cold as hell
10:00 <Student> people want to control but they are slipping 
10:00 <John_Gotti> Student, What about if I put my madness right in your little daughters face
10:00 <Student> cold as hell :) wow 
10:00 <John_Gotti> I watch her get off the school bus
10:00 <Bastardly_One> personally I'm cursing at annoying characters
10:00 <Bastardly_One> in this game
10:00 <Student> i have a daughter? wow who is the mother? 
10:00 <Bastardly_One> this bitch's giggle gets on my goat
11:00 <Student> you have goat in the game? :) 
11:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> fucking trains
11:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> lol
12:00 <Bastardly_One> gets on my goat is an expression Student
13:00 <Bastardly_One> akin to ... pisses me off
13:00 <Student> ha ha 
13:00 <Student> well, one can expect any thing from you ;)
13:00 <^pilot^> b1
13:00 <Student> so not my fault 
13:00 <^pilot^> check fb man
13:00 <Bastardly_One> ^pilot^
14:00 <Bastardly_One> niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice
14:00 <^pilot^> :D
14:00 <^pilot^> thats the reason i can't sleep
14:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> this would be good to see
14:00 <John_Gotti> a pilot who is actually really a pilot
14:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> i can image ^pilot^ playing with something like a rc car lol
14:00 <John_Gotti> haha
14:00 <John_Gotti> i think he actually a real pilot
14:00 <John_Gotti> ^pilot^, dont u own a plane or something?
14:00 <Bastardly_One> ^pilot^ that's  a good reason not to sleep
15:00 <John_Gotti> he plays too much GTA
15:00 <^pilot^> Shane, I own RC planes, but i dont have 1.9mill for the plane i want 
15:00 <John_Gotti> ^pilot^, You should buy it in the states and fly it here would probably be cheaper there than here
16:00 <Student> 1.9M? that is not much 
16:00 <John_Gotti> bullshit you'd get a good plane for 700k
16:00 <^pilot^> Yeah well Student, I dont have that sitting in my back pocket
16:00 <Student> what about front?
16:00 <John_Gotti> steal one
16:00 <John_Gotti> hahaha
17:00 <John_Gotti> why you play all that grand theft auto and never put it into real life
17:00 <Student> here we go 
17:00 <John_Gotti> we can fly it into a building
17:00 <Student> and why you keep on asking the people such questions?
17:00 <Student> you think you are better or something?
17:00 <John_Gotti> bett arr
18:00 <^pilot^> Shane, when you actually do something with your life then talk to me, till then you're just a dole bludging, pot smoking loser
18:00 <Student> errr
18:00 <John_Gotti> who says i dont
18:00 <Bastardly_One> that's his problem
18:00 <Student> yes he have a point, he smokes the pot ;)
18:00 <Bastardly_One> he's raging because he's hanging for pot
18:00 <John_Gotti> ^pilot^,Did you sneak a camera into my ass and it has been recording all my life ?
19:00 <Student> ha ha 
19:00 <Student> there are other places to put the camera, why that spot? :P
19:00 <John_Gotti> hes wearing a wire
19:00 <Student> i thought that was wireless ;)
19:00 <John_Gotti> yeh tis
20:00 <John_Gotti> but we all know the W.A Police are the bigtime ones 
20:00 <John_Gotti> they got all the good dope
20:00 <Student> this thing is getting weirder
20:00 <John_Gotti> drugs and guns what you think thats nothing
20:00 <Student> time to go to channel weirdos
21:00 <John_Gotti> what you got ^pilot^ 
21:00 <John_Gotti> no drugs
21:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> come on you fucking mouse charge up
21:00 <John_Gotti> no guns
21:00 <John_Gotti> W.A Police
21:00 <John_Gotti> corruption 100%
21:00 <slinky_J> Bastardly_One you dont bf4 anymore?
21:00 <Student> 100%? nice
22:00 <Bastardly_One> I never did man 
22:00 <Bastardly_One> I don't play fps much 
23:00 <Bastardly_One> that was Loof and British^Meat
23:00 <Student> i do not know how to play fps
23:00 <John_Gotti> fps is full of bots and hackers
23:00 <John_Gotti> depends which server you connect to
23:00 <John_Gotti> but some servers are just full of cheats
23:00 <Student> it might seem that way when one do not know how to play 
23:00 <John_Gotti> ahhh man
23:00 <John_Gotti> it also depends on your ping
24:00 <John_Gotti> if they got faster internet they probable beat you
24:00 <Student> do not think so 
24:00 <Student> because refresh was really shit when low ping users connect
24:00 <John_Gotti> well thats 1 thing
25:00 <John_Gotti> but yer 
25:00 <John_Gotti> i dont mind them games
25:00 <Student> actually a lot many server kick/ban users with higher pings 
25:00 <John_Gotti> depends on the server some servers are just corrupt and will ban people who aren't apart of their little troll group
26:00 <John_Gotti> much like ass net aka austnet
26:00 <Student> :)
26:00 <John_Gotti> since 2007 this server has turned totally trollop witty snitch
27:00 <slinky_J> oh i thought u did lol
28:00 <John_Gotti> who knows who youre talking to on here
28:00 <John_Gotti> they all LOG their IRC convos but what for ?
28:00 <John_Gotti> probably send them to the NSA direct
30:00 <slinky_J> fk i need at least one ethernet so bad
30:00 <slinky_J> this droppin out is fucked
30:00 <Lumeah> Yup
30:00 <slinky_J> spesh coz gamin
31:00 <John_Gotti> what you mean one ethernet
31:00 <John_Gotti> like a cable
31:00 <John_Gotti> you got hardware problems
33:00 <slinky_J> yer cable
33:00 <slinky_J> nah wi fi problems
33:00 <slinky_J> ahahaha i am wearing Wi Fi gloves
33:00 <slinky_J> xD
33:00 <John_Gotti> should update your drivers
34:00 <slinky_J> ?
34:00 <slinky_J> hmm
34:00 <John_Gotti> hit me tyler durden
34:00 <slinky_J> ill talk to my mate about that tomorrow after lunch
34:00 <slinky_J> duren <3
34:00 <slinky_J> d
34:00 <John_Gotti> oh yer over sandwiches and coffee
34:00 <John_Gotti> i always loved that nazi movie
35:00 <John_Gotti> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZRUjy1Dhx-k
35:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Believer Cafe Scene (Oct 13, 2007) 6:17 - Category: Entertainment - 141,928 - 439 likes (96.5%), 16 dislikes (3.5%)
35:00 <slinky_J> lol
35:00 <slinky_J> bday lunch
36:00 <John_Gotti> i feel like playing a fps now
36:00 <slinky_J> i love fps
36:00 <slinky_J> controller on 80 sensitivity workin up to 85
36:00 <slinky_J> lol most ppl play on 40
36:00 <slinky_J> no aim assist
36:00 <slinky_J> i dunno anyone can pull off headshots fast as me
37:00 <slinky_J> id like to compare my bf4 recon skill vs pc gamer
37:00 <John_Gotti> fuck knows
37:00 <John_Gotti> i know some servers i connect to i just get owned hard maybe i dont try hard enough
38:00 <John_Gotti> but its fun
38:00 <slinky_J> yup
38:00 <slinky_J> i move around the map to diff vantage points depending where the action is
38:00 <slinky_J> or if im capturing
46:00 <Student> it is simple on irc ;)
47:00 <slinky_J> im sick of fuckers with like 30 sensitivity and aim assist on
47:00 <slinky_J> gettin hand gun kills from 50m away
47:00 <Student> ha ha 
47:00 <Student> make a cs server 
48:00 <slinky_J> bf4
48:00 <Student> and we will see what you got 
48:00 <slinky_J> yer
49:00 <slinky_J> now i gotta call telstra see if im capped
49:00 <slinky_J> shouldnt be
50:00 <John_Gotti> capped haha
50:00 <John_Gotti> why wouldnt u just be unlimited
50:00 <John_Gotti> how much do you pay for your internet
53:00 <John_Gotti> wonder what the fastest connection you can get in Australia is
53:00 <John_Gotti> i've been to internet cafes who are on 1.5mb connections
53:00 <slinky_J> oh gosh
53:00 <slinky_J> im not gettin into this
54:00 <John_Gotti> no joke 
54:00 <slinky_J> i went to go another provider they didnt bother telling me everything, was over the phone
54:00 <slinky_J> so anyway
54:00 <slinky_J> ima ring see if im capped
54:00 <slinky_J> if im not shrug
54:00 <slinky_J> get another cable this week
54:00 <slinky_J> b fine
55:00 <slinky_J> not worth puttin cable into console and not bein able to use laptop/mobile
55:00 <John_Gotti> most internet in australia is slow
55:00 <slinky_J> aus net is SHIT
56:00 <slinky_J> my american buddy uploaded a video on xbox one upload studio in about 2 minutes
56:00 <slinky_J> for us it takes 6-10 mins
56:00 <slinky_J> lol
56:00 <slinky_J> aus net = faggotFAGGOTNET
56:00 <John_Gotti> there was some NBN or something
57:00 <John_Gotti> fuck knows
57:00 <John_Gotti> you could probably get a satellite
17:00 <gir> good morning fuckfaces and cuntholes and my lovely friends
17:00 <John_Gotti> hello
19:00 <John_Gotti> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nnkSzK3TOWg
19:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Endorphin-Satie 1 ( Feb 6, 2014) 3:07 - Category: Music - 506 views - 9 likes (90%), 1 dislikes (10%)
20:00 <John_Gotti> hey [Maverick]  i got a job for you
20:00 <[Maverick]> lol no need 
20:00 <[Maverick]> I have a job 
20:00 <[Maverick]> so fuck off
20:00 <Lumeah2> lol
20:00 <John_Gotti> shit man
20:00 <John_Gotti> whats your job?
21:00 <John_Gotti> lol
21:00 <[Maverick]> I work in nightclubs 
21:00 <Lumeah2> so he's deaf
21:00 <Lumeah2> :P
21:00 <[Maverick]> hai Lumeah2
21:00 <[Maverick]> sif deaf 
21:00 <John_Gotti> nightclubs are fool of newbs
21:00 <Lumeah2> hey [Maverick]
21:00 <[Maverick]> I can hear perfectly well what his mum wants me to do to her. 
22:00 <Lumeah2> ook
22:00 <Lumeah2> ...
22:00 <[Maverick]> wrong John_Gotti, they are full of drugged up fuckwits who love to spend cash 
22:00 <[Maverick]> good for us 
22:00 <[Maverick]> :) 
22:00 <John_Gotti> full of vermin
22:00 <[Maverick]> shh Lumeah2 :P 
22:00 <[Maverick]> not really 
22:00 <[Maverick]> half n half 
23:00 <John_Gotti> gotta seal it all off
23:00 <[Maverick]> if we didn't have patrons, I wouldn't have a job
23:00 <John_Gotti> sounds like a jip
23:00 <[Maverick]> yeah, what evs
23:00 <John_Gotti> jip cunt
24:00 <John_Gotti> prolly ask for ID to walk in the door with some fat bouncer
24:00 <[Maverick]> everyone has to show id these days 
25:00 <[Maverick]> even if you look 50
25:00 <John_Gotti> im nearly 30 and i get asked for ID
25:00 <[Maverick]> no id no entry 
25:00 <John_Gotti> but i dont go out to those shit nightclubs just people getting punched in the face
26:00 <John_Gotti> they finger print and photo you just to get in their shit club hahahaha
27:00 <John_Gotti> why bother?
27:00 <Seth_Pardoe> John_Gotti: are you homosexual?
27:00 <John_Gotti> nope
27:00 <John_Gotti> are you
27:00 <Lumeah2> lol Morning Seth_Pardoe
28:00 <John_Gotti> im John Gotti
28:00 <John_Gotti> drug lord
29:00 <John_Gotti> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M5sx-E6NCV8
29:00 <[Maverick]> no fingerprints, just scan of id... 
29:00 <slinky_J> WOOP got free hundred gig
29:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Endorphin-Free ( Nov 17, 2013) 4:05 - Category: Music - 150 views -
29:00 <slinky_J> coz its ma birfday
29:00 <slinky_J> ahahahahahaha
29:00 <John_Gotti> hundred gig pfft
30:00 <[Maverick]> and the database gets deleted each morning 
30:00 <[Maverick]> except, whoever fucks up, ie smashing cunts etc 
30:00 <John_Gotti> [Maverick], Who cares the people in those places are shit
30:00 <John_Gotti> over it
30:00 <[Maverick]> anyways 
30:00 <slinky_J> i didnt know i was on adsl1
30:00 <slinky_J> ffs
30:00 <[Maverick]> Happy Birthday slinky_J
30:00 <slinky_J> was sposed to be on adsl2
30:00 <John_Gotti> newbsies
30:00 <slinky_J> oh my bday is 12th
30:00 <slinky_J> lol
30:00 <slinky_J> tues
30:00 <John_Gotti> they should be making grow rooms
30:00 <[Maverick]> -.-
30:00 <[Maverick]> fuckface
31:00 <[Maverick]> :P 
31:00 <slinky_J> but she was like and i give u free data for ur birthday
31:00 <slinky_J> lol soz bro
31:00 <John_Gotti> growing fucking dope
31:00 <John_Gotti> thats where its at
31:00 <slinky_J> shit's faster already fkn
31:00 <slinky_J> cant wait for 24000 speed
31:00 <Lumeah2> hi slinky_J <3
31:00 <John_Gotti> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ctLfUh2ZBlU
32:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Jedi Mind Tricks (Vinnie Paz + Stoupe) - "The Age of Sacred Terror" [Official Audio] ( Mar 26, 2013) 4:39 - Category: Music - 32,170 - 173 likes (96.6%), 6 dislikes (3.4%)
32:00 <slinky_J> hey baebz <3
32:00 <Lumeah2> hehe
32:00 <Lumeah2> grow rooms huh ?
32:00 <slinky_J> lumes i got yum yum authentic italians foods yesserday from this place Pasta Deli
32:00 <slinky_J> xD
33:00 <Lumeah2> hehe cool dude!
33:00 <slinky_J> had the BEST putanesca last night with a huge meatball, best ever had n couple glasses of red n passed out
33:00 <slinky_J> lols
33:00 <slinky_J> woke up 2:30am
33:00 <slinky_J> hadnt eaten since thurs
33:00 <Lumeah2> thats sthe stuff
33:00 <Lumeah2> ohhhno good tho
33:00 <Lumeah2> :P
34:00 <Seth_Pardoe> hi lumeah2
34:00 <Seth_Pardoe> aren't you doing work for the dole? at some retirement home?
34:00 <[Maverick]> slinky_J: eat more fuckface./ 
36:00 <slinky_J> haha
36:00 <John_Gotti> come get me W.A Police
36:00 <slinky_J> i drank too many pots of tea on friday i mean
36:00 <John_Gotti> got sumfin for ya
36:00 <slinky_J> so i wasnt hungry
36:00 <Lumeah2> Seth_Pardoe ya funny dude , try stand up sometime.
36:00 <John_Gotti> poh
36:00 <slinky_J> *facepalm*
36:00 <slinky_J> y teh fuk did i say thurs
37:00 <slinky_J> bail lol
37:00 <Seth_Pardoe> lumeah2 you're doing work for the dole doing landscaping at a retirement home
37:00 <Seth_Pardoe> don't deny it
37:00 <slinky_J> whut movies to dl la la
37:00 <slinky_J> i gotta download that movie again mav what was it called
37:00 <slinky_J> Absolute somethin
37:00 <slinky_J> srsly good?
37:00 <Lumeah2> Seth_Pardoe your makeing a fool of your self
38:00 <slinky_J> you poopin on ur elf
38:00 <Seth_Pardoe> have you trimmed those eyebrows yet? you'd need a hedge trimmer for that job
39:00 <Lumeah2> old material...
39:00 <Lumeah2> booo boooo
39:00 <Lumeah2> get off!
40:00 <[Maverick]> oh 
40:00 <[Maverick]> Absolute Deception 
41:00 <OutOnBail> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GfMtTOEFuwE
41:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: DJ Hype - Ready Or Not - Drum N Bass Remix (Dec 10, 2007) 6:57 - Category: Music - 7,077,755 - 14,696 likes (95.1%), 756 dislikes (4.9%)
42:00 <slinky_J> fkn battlelog
43:00 <slinky_J> i am so getting Hardline
43:00 <slinky_J> gotta start ordering games from the US
44:00 <slinky_J> n just buy special editions here
44:00 <OutOnBail> slinky_J, does beagle have a job ?
44:00 <Seth_Pardoe> hardline looks shit
45:00 <OutOnBail> fuck knows what beagle is on a bout
45:00 <OutOnBail> i heard people get paid to just troll
45:00 <OutOnBail> i'd work for weed
45:00 <OutOnBail> my cardboard sign would prolly read work for weed
47:00 <OutOnBail> with a mull leaf on it
47:00 <OutOnBail> might have to resort to that in a few years
48:00 <OutOnBail> should be weed economy paid in weed or vouchers for a coffee shop
49:00 <OutOnBail> be awsome fuck u cunts
49:00 <OutOnBail> haha
49:00 <OutOnBail> suck off freemasons
50:00 <OutOnBail> people are so dumb
51:00 <Lumeah2> makes you more of a idiot. YOUR WORNG GET OVER IT!
51:00 <Lumeah2> tab key helps :P
52:00 <OutOnBail> me?
52:00 <Lumeah2> no not you
52:00 <slinky_J> i dunno fk all about what he is doin
52:00 <slinky_J> dont think he does
52:00 <OutOnBail> its a bit like israel
52:00 <slinky_J> he really should get one
52:00 <slinky_J> stop drinnkin so much
53:00 <OutOnBail> the way they secularise their societys
53:00 <OutOnBail> like jews
53:00 <slinky_J> i havent seen that dude irl for 3 yrs
53:00 <OutOnBail> slinky_J, i saw you walkin down street in adelaide
53:00 <OutOnBail> u dropped two joints
54:00 <OutOnBail> nah jks
55:00 <slinky_J> lmaoz
57:00 <OutOnBail> but then i got shouted a few cones
00:00 <OutOnBail> hmmmmmmmm
16:00 <slinky_J> :P
16:00 <slinky_J> bf4 bf4 bf4!!
17:00 <Seth_Pardoe> bf4 is shit too
18:00 <slinky_J> bs
19:00 <Seth_Pardoe> its exactly like bf3
19:00 <Seth_Pardoe> with slightly upped graphics
20:00 <slinky_J> it isnt exactly like bf5
20:00 <slinky_J> bf3*
20:00 <Seth_Pardoe> dude EA just remake the same game every year or two
20:00 <Seth_Pardoe> you're an idiot if you think it's a major improvement
21:00 <slinky_J> :)
21:00 <slinky_J> I like to game
22:00 <Seth_Pardoe> not a lot of difference between BF and CoD now days
22:00 <Seth_Pardoe> pretty much the same shit, different name
22:00 <slinky_J> LOL
22:00 <slinky_J> there's a vast difference between the two franchises
23:00 <slinky_J> reminds me i gotta put in ghosts n get the new map pack
26:00 <slinky_J> r u cryen?
28:00 <OutOnBail> Do you like Huey Lewis and the News?
34:00 <[Maverick]> i always cryen. 
34:00 <Ana_Ng> I think Sports is underrated
35:00 <slinky_J> hm
35:00 <slinky_J> i downloading Hell Baby
35:00 <slinky_J> and texas chainsaw 3d
35:00 <slinky_J> lols
35:00 <slinky_J> wait i hate texas chainsaw 
36:00 <[Maverick]> I love sports 
36:00 <OutOnBail> sports?
36:00 <slinky_J> ffs
36:00 <slinky_J> stupid cod ghosts map pack crap
37:00 <OutOnBail> come on no one loves sports unless you're gambling on it
37:00 <OutOnBail> I mean can you elaborate in the main
38:00 <OutOnBail> i like sports
38:00 <OutOnBail> hahahaha
49:00 <OutOnBail> haha so piss weak
50:00 <OutOnBail> have to even have identified to ya nickname to even join the shitty channel
50:00 <OutOnBail> bunch of weak pussys
59:00 <slinky_J> LMAO
59:00 <slinky_J> ur fun
01:00 <OutOnBail> have more luck getting into barack obamas house than mine
01:00 <OutOnBail> lol 50 cent got shot 9 times people got shot 10
01:00 <OutOnBail> and survived
01:00 <OutOnBail> you people no nothing about the real world
03:00 <OutOnBail> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ctLfUh2ZBlU
03:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Jedi Mind Tricks (Vinnie Paz + Stoupe) - "The Age of Sacred Terror" [Official Audio] ( Mar 26, 2013) 4:39 - Category: Music - 32,178 - 173 likes (96.6%), 6 dislikes (3.4%)
04:00 <slinky_J> yay dling hell baby and nebraska
04:00 <OutOnBail> wtf is that
05:00 <OutOnBail> \pretty movies
07:00 <OutOnBail> Jedi Mind Tricks -  On The Eve Of War 
32:00 <Bastardly_One> lol Shadowgate joined at 10:29am
36:00 <Shadowgate> lol
38:00 <British^Meat> http://youtu.be/R11x32WoxrM - Shadowgate, live on stage
38:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Dead Kennedys - Holiday In Cambodia (Feb 18, 2006) 2:20 - Category: Music - 2,753,882 - 6,605 likes (96.4%), 244 dislikes (3.6%)
41:00 <Skirmish> It's a strange day when I feel more comfortable talking in this channel compared to others. 
43:00 <Nikky`> Strange day indeed
43:00 <Skirmish> Morning Nikky`.  Did you have a lovely sleep? 
43:00 <Rak> satur is latin for strange
43:00 <Rak> that's where we get saturday from
44:00 <Nikky`> Morning Skirmish.. I had a broken sleep but it was still lovely. How are you?
44:00 <Shadowgate> Rak is funy lol
45:00 <Nikky`> He said something funny? oh my
45:00 <Rak> it was awesome, Nikky
45:00 <Rak> but you had to be there
45:00 <Nikky`> Oh, I wish I was now
46:00 <Rak> maybe next time
47:00 <Nikky`> Hope so, I don't want to miss out for a second time
48:00 <Bastardly_One> morning kids
48:00 <Skirmish> I had an odd sleep.  It was going great until about 4am when I woke up with a start and have no idea why I did. 
49:00 <Nikky`> I woke my ususal alarm time 5:30 - tho to be fair that is the time i've trained my bladder to pee hehe
50:00 <beagle> hi bee, hi all
50:00 <beagle> just woke up
50:00 <beagle> man my cat is drinking like a fish.
50:00 <beagle> she has just about drank 1/4 of a pitcher
50:00 <Rak> morning beagle
50:00 <British^Meat> only shame
50:00 <beehhh> later she gonna wet your bed
50:00 <beagle> yeah
51:00 <beagle> so i drank a cask yesterday i feel like i fell 20 stories
51:00 <Skirmish> Sounds like you are not looking after the cat properly if it needs to drink that much in one go. 
51:00 <beagle> went for a walk with mate nearby
51:00 <beagle> i wonder if she looks after herself
51:00 <beagle> she demands so much food
51:00 <beagle> drinks lot of water
52:00 <beagle> she mimicks me
52:00 <Skirmish> If someone can give me details on beagle that would be great.  I want to report him to the RSCPA. 
52:00 <beehhh> half of the beagle's pension account goes on tilly's welfare
52:00 <beagle> "hello my cat drinks all my water"
52:00 <beehhh> Govt should pay him abit more
53:00 <beehhh> in usa people those dont have kids their pets are their precious
54:00 <beagle> man hanging out with good people when youre drunk you dont feel mad when ya wake up
54:00 <beagle> has to be real people tho
54:00 <beagle> like mike
55:00 <beagle> i dont really remember going over lol but i recall the walk we had
55:00 <beehhh> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PDfq7PzpQxs
56:00 <beagle> i walk further, and feel no pain my legs, when im drunk
57:00 <beagle> yes bee my cat is precious cause she just is
57:00 <beagle> and no i dont have kids
57:00 <beagle> but my sisters n brothers do lots of them
57:00 <beehhh> does she have a gay parent
57:00 <beagle> who
57:00 <beehhh> who
58:00 <Skirmish> beehhh is suggesting your a homo with a cat. 
58:00 <Skirmish> you're
58:00 <beehhh> starlord man
58:00 <beagle> gee thanks beehhh
58:00 <beagle> yeah, im a raging homosexual
58:00 <beagle> i like to fuck starfish
59:00 <beehhh> http://mystylebell.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/Lady_Gaga_fish_and_chips-1-802x1024.jpg
59:00 <beagle> i uploaded that sexy pic of aussie chicks nude
59:00 <beagle> in the mountains 
59:00 <beehhh> if ya clicked on it your gay anyone
59:00 <beagle> to imageshack
00:00 <beagle> somehow imageshack is free now
00:00 <beagle> after i complained ! hehe
00:00 <beehhh> Skirmish quietly disappears
01:00 <beehhh> he dont mind the gay people but he mind when not being cuckold by her mistress
01:00 <beagle> 5.5 hrs of assembly
01:00 <beagle> https://imageshack.com/i/0s5zmlj
01:00 <beagle> for some dumb reason young chicks like to fuck old men
01:00 <beagle> they do it all over the www
02:00 <beagle> france and other places in europe
02:00 <beagle> theyre so broke they fuck rich old men
02:00 <beehhh> im going to town to pay diposite for this
02:00 <beagle> how they ever gonna have babies with man their age if they know that it would probably put them off 
02:00 <beagle> lol
03:00 <beagle> man i seriously wish i remembered to buy milk coffee oj and cordial
04:00 <Nikky`> God I wish you were still banned from here
04:00 <beehhh> beagle is asus better or hp
04:00 <beehhh> for the same spec what wud ya get
04:00 <beehhh> Asuhp
05:00 <British^Meat> can i see your sexy pix beagle?
05:00 <beagle> isp messaged me just now about NBN here in my town
05:00 <beehhh> Nikky` havent you date geoff shaw yet both are getting aged
05:00 <beagle> dan first i had to ask imageshack if im allowed to upload sexy nude pics if i put them on private
06:00 <Skirmish> lol Nikky`
06:00 <beehhh> Nikky` moved out from peninsuler n moved to geelong
07:00 <British^Meat> hot beagle
07:00 <British^Meat> cant wait
07:00 <beehhh> might as well'd move to the bass strait
07:00 <Nikky`> And I really wish beehhh would stop pretending he knows everyone and makes up complete BS - die mother fucker
08:00 <Skirmish> You know you are a sub standard human being when Nikky` thinks nothing of you.
08:00 <beagle> Did you know?   
08:00 <beagle>  There's been a 19,000% increase in Australia's internet consumption over the last 10 years. The NBN is the way of the future! 
08:00 <beagle> says ii net
08:00 <beehhh> i like when shes on a rage  with me
08:00 <Skirmish> She isn't raging.  She is expressing her disdain regarding you.
08:00 <beehhh> time for you to make puppies nikki
09:00 <Nikky`> Yeah, that isn't raging
09:00 <beehhh> im gonna go town n do some gorcery shoppin n buy a new loptop
09:00 <beagle> puppies from a human female ?
09:00 <beagle> hrm that reminds me my desktop is on way betcha it arrives monday
09:00 <beehhh> beagle is a puppy name
09:00 <beagle> 499 dollars
10:00 <beagle> about same as cost of laptop you buying but a fucken hell of a lot faster dont buy laptop buy desktop
10:00 <beehhh> http://www.shingavet.co.za/blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/Beagle-under-duvet.jpg
11:00 <beehhh> mine is 750AUD
11:00 <Skirmish> I think we should move to a system whereby if we let one numty in (ie. Beagle) then to retain the status quo we need to remove a numty.  I vote for beehhh to be perm ban, only to be allowed to return if beagle gets perm ban. 
12:00 <beehhh> http://www8.hp.com/my/en/products/laptops/product-detail.html?oid=7104054
12:00 <sillypawn> hi im from zimbabwe
13:00 <British^Meat> oh thankgod youre here
13:00 <British^Meat> there was this MASSIVE twat just on
14:00 <British^Meat> his name was beehh
14:00 <British^Meat> i wont go into details, but he is a MASSIVE twat
14:00 <British^Meat> lucky you, you just missed him
15:00 <sillypawn> yeah heard about him aswell that guy always whing apparently got deported outta straya half a decade back
15:00 <British^Meat> ikr, what a load of wank
15:00 <sillypawn> now im gonna claim for whoever couldnt make it back
15:00 <British^Meat> isnt he a wank?
16:00 <British^Meat> just say yes
16:00 <sillypawn> totally hes a greatroot wanker = grootwanka
17:00 <Skirmish> I heard beehhh and beagle have been seducing each other on paltalk and beagle is considering going to Pakistan to meet beehhh. 
17:00 <sillypawn> http://www.eurekastreet.com.au/uploads/image/fionakatauskas/38368_l.jpg
18:00 <sillypawn> and marry him to bring beechy back into his closet
19:00 <Mew> the troll exchange program Skirmish? 
20:00 <Nikky`> But no exchange as such, they both stay there
20:00 <British^Meat> wont ever happen
20:00 <British^Meat> garunteed
20:00 <Skirmish> Mew: Until we're at a point where we can roll out the troll eradication program ... it will have to do. 
20:00 <Nikky`> And the country no longer has internet, ever
20:00 <sillypawn> many from my campus transferred to curtin bentley in their last sem mostly chinese nationality must be some good cause behind it
20:00 <British^Meat> i championed beagles unbanning, he's really shaming me right now
20:00 <sillypawn> im in borneo atm in sarawak
20:00 <Skirmish> sillypawn: I traced your IP ... you're a paki. 
21:00 <sillypawn> they are not chinese holding malaysian passport but looks n speaks chinese
22:00 <sillypawn> -NickOP- Password accepted -- You are now identified as beehhh. -NickOP- You last identified from Malaysia ([email protected])
22:00 <Mew> Borneo seems like a kewl place
23:00 <sillypawn> Nikky`watchout for the web youre gonna browse ASIO's are onto these now-a-days especially illegal film download
23:00 <British^Meat> do they have open sewers in borneo?
23:00 <sillypawn> melcum turnbull will turn to ya doorstep if find out of a wrongdoing
24:00 <sillypawn> borneo is a very very green
25:00 <beagle> not as green as adelaide hills
25:00 <beagle> or ringwood east of melbs
25:00 <Mew> theres a cave of death in Borneo
25:00 <Mew> with a giant snake
26:00 <Mew> and scorpions
26:00 <sillypawn> http://shimworld.files.wordpress.com/2013/10/shimworld-canada-hill-miri-city-large.jpg
26:00 <sillypawn> snake the size of a refugee boat
26:00 <beagle> okay saw that okay you got me its very very green
26:00 <sillypawn> did u click on the ladygaga admit it man
26:00 <beagle> ladygaga hrm used to have more of a facination of her now i listen n watch pink
27:00 <sillypawn> i know Skirmish did
27:00 <sillypawn> bmw also did
27:00 <British^Meat> r u beaglin about today?
27:00 <MrMark> boo
27:00 <sillypawn> time to caatch the bus to the city
27:00 <beagle> yeah
27:00 <beagle> went for walk with laser flashing around yesterday really late
27:00 <British^Meat> nah sillypawn, i never click your links coz they are either A: pics of food, B: pics of animals, or C: pics of resorts
28:00 <beagle> hez gone
28:00 <beagle> bus r kewl if they are on time
28:00 <British^Meat> i drive
28:00 <beagle> cheap ride going far as u want
28:00 <British^Meat> my baleno
28:00 <British^Meat> its shiny atm
28:00 <beagle> baleno the blue thing
28:00 <British^Meat> royal blue
28:00 <British^Meat> but i swear its sorta purple, no one believes me
31:00 <beagle> looked blue to me
32:00 <beagle> ive about 30 tickets for the upcoming 21 million dollar lottery
32:00 <beagle> dad bought 150 bucks worth i think
32:00 <beagle> but beats me if youre allready rich why would you buy lottery tickets
33:00 <beagle> and he sure is
33:00 <beagle> earning thousands each week
33:00 <beagle> working on cars
33:00 <Mew> cos more money 
34:00 <Mew> i used you in austnet celebrity heads last night beags
34:00 <beagle> i have to use an interlock when i get my licence back on april 1
34:00 <Skirmish> Wash my lancer British^Meat.  Make it shiny. 
34:00 <Skirmish> LOL mew
34:00 <beagle> atleast its real licence not like shimmons
34:00 <Mew> did you see it Skirmish? 
34:00 <beagle> what is that mew i dont understand
35:00 <Skirmish> No but the idea makes me laugh. 
35:00 <beagle> i know its mean but i feel much more even proud to be australian talking to beehh
35:00 <beagle> as he cant come here
35:00 <beagle> cough 
36:00 <beagle> then he has to pay 20k+ if he wants to !
36:00 <beagle> cause all this dumb things he did when he was here
36:00 <beagle> fires, fake licences
36:00 <Mew> it was fun lol you describe someone from austnet like 'I am male' 'I am an alcoholic' are you beagle?  yes!!!
36:00 <beagle> alcoholic ?
36:00 <beagle> i ish not arkerrollik
36:00 <Mew> yeeeeeah
37:00 <beagle> i was gonna buy some today actually if i can get a lift
37:00 <Skirmish> "Are you considered Chris' twin brother?" Yes. "You're beagle!"
37:00 <beagle> saturday is good for drinking bewz
37:00 <beagle> hrmmmm
37:00 <beagle> chris that wanker
37:00 <British^Meat> they do look alike....
37:00 <beagle> he aint been here for years i 
37:00 <doctor> I could drink every day at every hour and I still wouldn't be an alcoholic. Beagle only has to drink once a week before he flips and earns the title of alcoholic
37:00 <beagle> what oh shut up lol
37:00 <beagle> lol doctor
37:00 <beagle> someone had to say it, doctor
38:00 <doctor> it's all in the behaviour
38:00 <beagle> "i must drink to survive"
38:00 <Skirmish> I want to see Panda, Chris, Beagle, beehhh and Pieter put into a ring.  The survivor gets an open pass to idle in #melbourne. 
38:00 <beagle> i would be terribly dehydrated if i didnt drink so much water !
39:00 <Mew> Skirmish wanna play?
40:00 <beagle> i musta bought life savers when i wasd drunk
40:00 <beagle> fruit tingles
40:00 <beagle> had no idea i bought them what so ever, but they are there on the cupboard
40:00 <Skirmish> Seeing this celebrant has become a very expensive trip. :-/ 
40:00 <Skirmish> http://www.lovelocksaustralia.com.au/about.htm
41:00 <beagle> cute
41:00 <beagle> and holy crap
41:00 <beagle> expensive
41:00 <beagle> lol 300 dollars for a padlock
41:00 <Skirmish> 3 padlocks and a stand. 
41:00 <beagle> oh ok
41:00 <beagle> still its like just under 100 bucks each padlock
42:00 <beagle> thats a lot of money is it worth it what are they made of
42:00 <doctor> the padlocks are $25 each
42:00 <beagle> oh ok
42:00 <doctor> the rest would be the table
42:00 <beagle> yeah that sounds way more reasonable i read 299 tho 
42:00 <beagle> k
42:00 <doctor> still, i wouldn't buy it
42:00 <Skirmish> http://www.engravedstoneco.com.au/celebrations/     <------ Now she wants an oathing stone too.
43:00 <doctor> i'm a real cheap skate unless it's got to do with my vices, then there's no limit. so i'm taking a break from them
43:00 <Mew> loool my friend was talking to this italian couple the other day and they were saying the priest that was gonna do their wedding got arrested the week before for possession of cocaine and attending a party with prostitutes 
43:00 <Mew> father badass
44:00 <beagle> my vice like boozer
44:00 <beagle> and porn
44:00 <doctor> do women really want those things?
44:00 <beagle> and chatrooms that are crazy
44:00 <doctor> yeah that's all you need
44:00 <beagle> yeah, i guess so
44:00 <beagle> lol atleast im not stupid enough to irc or paltalk from a phone
44:00 <beagle> i ordered a new battery for the laptop too so i can go out there in garden in warmer months
45:00 <Skirmish> We went to the church the mrs was baptised in and they wanted us to attend sunday mass for a month and then participate in a "Couples Course" to be evaluated if we were compatible in their eyes. 
45:00 <Skirmish> Told them to fuck off. 
45:00 <beagle> rock bottom price here in aus it would cost 100 i paid 30 delivered from china
45:00 <doctor> we all make terrible, stupid mistakes - each unique and special like every individual here
46:00 <Skirmish> beagle: Your chinese laptop battery will explode. 
46:00 <doctor> good Skirmish
46:00 <Skirmish> I think it is time to cook lunch. 
46:00 <Mew> whatcha havin
47:00 <Mew> im gonna whip up some fried rice
47:00 <Mew> fly lice
47:00 <beagle> lol the pc meal shop gave me good feedback even tho i call em 5 times when im drunk
47:00 <beagle> classic !
48:00 <beagle> Skirmish i think its japanese made they just sell it in china
48:00 <doctor> pc shops do lunch now?
48:00 <beagle> thats a crazy cool idea why not ikea does
48:00 <beagle> in the summer heat in new york people are getting splashed with water around and in trains and massages
48:00 <beagle> bwhwhahahahah
48:00 <beagle> would have to i spose
48:00 <beagle> people would die of heat exaustion
49:00 <Skirmish> Mew: Omelette. 
49:00 <beagle> give me all ice cream cones and lots of water
49:00 <Mew> fucken 
49:00 <beagle> lol their heat aint like ours tho
49:00 <Skirmish> Onion/mushrooms/bacon pieces/cheese.
49:00 <beagle> i laugh when people over seas tell me 24 c is hot
49:00 <beagle> or 34
49:00 <beagle> we get like fucken 44
49:00 <Mew> noice
52:00 <beagle> i bought my yellow chrystal from china thats spose to bring luck its right next to me okay lemme be only #1 division winner tonight in lotto
52:00 <slinky_J> woooowwww some rude to Jewel last nite u guys
53:00 <slinky_J> you can't buy luck
53:00 <slinky_J> still I hope you win something
55:00 <beagle> slinky_J usually i win my money back and buy another ticket
55:00 <beagle> atleast it is something
56:00 <slinky_J> i suppose there are worse ways to rationalise it
56:00 <slinky_J> lol
56:00 <slinky_J> do you enter the ones where you could win a house?
56:00 <slinky_J> like not in S.A.
56:00 <slinky_J> mum sometimes enters them, if it's some nice place interstate
57:00 <slinky_J> ehehe
57:00 <beagle> :P
57:00 <slinky_J> :P
57:00 <beagle> :P!
57:00 <slinky_J> man this jack reacher movie is awesome lols
57:00 <beagle> cool
57:00 <beagle> what it called?
57:00 <slinky_J> he just beat a guys head in using the head of the guy laying on top of him
57:00 <slinky_J> hahahaha
57:00 <beagle> hapkido!
57:00 <beagle> judo ?
57:00 <beagle> crazy nevertheless
58:00 <beagle> saturdays lotto 'the pools' has wayyyyyyyyyyyy better odds than usual lotto , but the prize div 1 is less
00:00 <beagle> slinky_J thats sort of thing they should put in street fighter
00:00 <beagle> or even mortal kombat
00:00 <beagle> to keep it utterly insane
00:00 <beagle> i miss mortal kombat
00:00 <beagle> is the 10th one on pc ?
01:00 <beagle> 9 i recall is on playstation
02:00 <British^Meat> no
02:00 <British^Meat> tisnt even out yet :/
02:00 <beagle> bugger
02:00 <British^Meat> but 9 is on pc
02:00 <beagle> i thought it was spose to be
02:00 <beagle> ah.
02:00 <beagle> hrm yeah i think i saw someone playing it on paltalk
02:00 <British^Meat> ten probs is
02:00 <beagle> that and crysis 3
03:00 <beagle> as my pc hasnt arrived yet i aint got just about any games at all to play
03:00 <beagle> burp
03:00 <British^Meat> too bad u have no ps3 then
03:00 <beagle> dude
03:00 <beagle> i dont care for no ps3
03:00 <beagle> i have a fucking fast pc on its way on a truck !
03:00 <beagle> :)
04:00 <British^Meat> and?
04:00 <beagle> well it will arrive monday
04:00 <British^Meat> does it have gta5?
04:00 <British^Meat> or tekken?
04:00 <British^Meat> or mario karts 8
04:00 <British^Meat> one thinks not
04:00 <beagle> 1tb drive @ 7200rpm 4 core 3.9ghz cpu etc
04:00 <beagle> raedon 7560D video.
04:00 <beagle> etc
04:00 <beagle> just long as its good 
04:00 <beagle> better than buying a car !
04:00 <beagle> well i cant legally register a bloody car atm
04:00 <beagle> april 1 next year
06:00 <beagle> i used to love those old mario kart games
06:00 <beagle> but i met someone who had gamecube and was fucken ace at it
06:00 <beagle> put me to shame
06:00 <beagle> i am more into the crazy japanese 3d fighters and real time strategy
06:00 <slinky_J> mario kart wii <3
07:00 <slinky_J> oh dang i was gonna bring the wii down here and i just thought oer yer run it thru xbox one
07:00 <slinky_J> but its component cables
07:00 <beagle> i thought ya sold your nintendo wii, i remember it was set up in your bedroom
07:00 <beagle> i tried to buy one
07:00 <beagle> 51 dollars on ebay
07:00 <slinky_J> still got one at mums
07:00 <beagle> and was fucken sniped
07:00 <beagle> yeah
07:00 <beagle> she doesnt live far eh
07:00 <slinky_J> she just doesnt like the idea of giving it back
08:00 <slinky_J> like it being here
08:00 <slinky_J> because i might trade it in
08:00 <slinky_J> hahahaha
08:00 <slinky_J> i said i just want it in my room so i can marios and play golf on ma bed
08:00 <slinky_J> she lives ages away from me man
08:00 <slinky_J> like fkn hour in good traffic
12:00 <beagle> i played ludicrous amount of everybodys golf
12:00 <beagle> and heres a shot i filmed ...
13:00 <beagle> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M3G-KxiBfAo
13:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: everybodys golf psp hole in one (Aug 6, 2008) 0:24 - Category: Entertainment - 603 views -
13:00 <beagle> lol 2008
13:00 <beagle> 603 views haha kewl
14:00 <beagle> filmed it on my phone
14:00 <beagle> back in south plympton near glenelg
16:00 <Bastardly_One> Jesus Christ
16:00 <Bastardly_One> shut the fuck up
16:00 <Bastardly_One> my lord
16:00 <beagle> oh this Bastardly_One cunt face
16:00 <beagle> yeah come up out of nowhere n say that fuckhead
16:00 <Bastardly_One> oh this beagle fuckwit no hoping ranter
16:00 <Bastardly_One> go have another drink and shut up
16:00 <British^Meat> he made a really good point though beagle
17:00 <beagle> he doesnt make a good point he rants too ffs
17:00 <Bastardly_One> I never rant 
17:00 <Shadowgate> yous are good chatternists
17:00 <Bastardly_One> it's sermons of wisdom
17:00 <Bastardly_One> in comparison
17:00 <Bastardly_One> now fuck up
18:00 <simba> lol
18:00 <slinky_J> wii golf was da best
18:00 <simba> everybodys golf!!!!!!!!
18:00 <slinky_J> i had a handycap of 2
18:00 <simba> wii sports still owns
18:00 <slinky_J> yeah rad as
19:00 <Bastardly_One> it is fun ... My Wii broke
19:00 <slinky_J> did you ever get good at goldeneye simba?
19:00 <Bastardly_One> so I trade in some really weird games
19:00 <slinky_J> remember i just couldnt get used to the controls
19:00 <Bastardly_One> one of them the dude at EB games didn't even know got released
19:00 <slinky_J> GOLDEN CONTROLLER NEGRO ftw
19:00 <simba> maybe 
19:00 <Bastardly_One> Bikini Zombie Slayers
19:00 <slinky_J> i shouldve kept my black wii
19:00 <beagle> finallyyyyyyyyy allowed to talk in favourite room on pal
19:00 <simba> probably not 2 good
19:00 <British^Meat> i got that Bastardly_One
19:00 <Bastardly_One> on the Wii was great
19:00 <beagle> 'flirting zone' muted like entire week
19:00 <British^Meat> Onechanbara
19:00 <Bastardly_One> no shit?
20:00 <Bastardly_One> yep
20:00 <Bastardly_One> based on the film
20:00 <British^Meat> got that too :P
20:00 <Bastardly_One> we must be the only 2 people in Aust
20:00 <slinky_J> ok ok here's one for ya b1
20:00 <slinky_J> ONIMUSHA!
20:00 <Bastardly_One> I knew I liked you for a reason
20:00 <British^Meat> one of those stat heavy slashers
20:00 <British^Meat> cant go past a chick in a bikini slashing zombies
20:00 <Bastardly_One> no idea but this game and movie/s we're talking about
20:00 <Bastardly_One> what he said 
20:00 <Bastardly_One> ummmm there was another game/movie too
21:00 <Bastardly_One> Samauri Bikini something
21:00 <British^Meat> did u play no more heroes on wii?
21:00 <Bastardly_One> no :(
21:00 <Bastardly_One> I never got to it 
21:00 <Bastardly_One> I miss that dead thing 
21:00 <Bastardly_One> you know what worked on it?
21:00 <British^Meat> was pretty funny
21:00 <Bastardly_One> Scarface
21:00 <slinky_J> n64 *trying to remember the game*
21:00 <slinky_J> was on good game the other week
21:00 <slinky_J> 3rd person shooter
22:00 <Bastardly_One> the chainsawing people was fun with the with Wii
22:00 <Bastardly_One> takes off where the movie leaves off
22:00 <British^Meat> yer i got one called MadWorld that is heavily chainsaw based
22:00 <simba> jet force gemini a lil rare classic
22:00 <Bastardly_One> and theres a great scene where he repeats the town is a pussy speech
22:00 <British^Meat> indeed simba
22:00 <Bastardly_One> then goes
22:00 <Bastardly_One> I have to fucking stop swearing
22:00 <slinky_J> you ever play tie fighter simba?
22:00 <British^Meat> Too bad rare were ruined by xbox
23:00 <British^Meat> they had some corker games
23:00 <slinky_J> or um
23:00 <slinky_J> the fps fkn
23:00 <Bastardly_One> this town is a one big pussy waiting to get fucked, I've got money, drugs, whores fucking fuck I have to stop fucking swearing
23:00 <slinky_J> what was the star wars fps
23:00 <slinky_J> dark forces?
23:00 <slinky_J> no no
23:00 <Bastardly_One> unleashed?
23:00 <Bastardly_One> and II?
23:00 <beagle> jedi knight
23:00 <slinky_J> no no no
23:00 <Bastardly_One> Forces Unleashed?
23:00 <slinky_J> the earliest one
23:00 <British^Meat> oh gawd
23:00 <beagle> elite forces was startek ...
23:00 <Bastardly_One> fucked if I know
23:00 <Bastardly_One> there was a RPG
24:00 <Bastardly_One> that ruled
24:00 <British^Meat> the earliest one is dark forces noob
24:00 <beagle> knights of old republic
24:00 <beagle> games so old it would even play on my laptop
24:00 <Bastardly_One> yes beagle
24:00 <Bastardly_One> and yes BlackDevil dark forces is
24:00 <simba> KOTOR 
24:00 <slinky_J> rebel alliance 2 or wotevs with the filmed action was fun
24:00 <British^Meat> it goes dark forces, dark forces 2 jedi knight
24:00 <British^Meat> jedi outcast
24:00 <British^Meat> jedi academy
24:00 <Bastardly_One> I bet that's the one he means
24:00 <beagle> they were fucking cool games
24:00 <slinky_J> yeah dark forces was dope
24:00 <beagle> lucasarts
24:00 <slinky_J> then shit like Hexen
24:00 <slinky_J> <3
24:00 <Bastardly_One> now they'e doing this gaylord Unleashed
25:00 <beagle> theyre playing some melloncollie music on this pal room
25:00 <Bastardly_One> those two suck
25:00 <beagle> violin
25:00 <slinky_J> descent!
25:00 <Bastardly_One> *they've
25:00 <beagle> descent was kinda gay
25:00 <beagle> software graphics eh
25:00 <slinky_J> and the first red  fkn uno where you could blow holes through anything
25:00 <slinky_J> red faction
25:00 <Bastardly_One> I can't believe I'm addicted to FF XIII
26:00 <slinky_J> i like ff7
26:00 <beagle> now red faction was fucking awesome , multiplayer and campaign i removed the crosshair hehe
26:00 <slinky_J> xD
26:00 <Bastardly_One> I am definitely buying Lightning Returns
26:00 <Bastardly_One> it's so fucking GAY
26:00 <Bastardly_One> but I can't stop
26:00 <slinky_J> yeah i cant stand crosshair
26:00 <beagle> well it was a patch
26:00 <Bastardly_One> this isn't crosshair
26:00 <British^Meat> anyone like gamecube resident evil?
26:00 <beagle> some elite dude emailed it
26:00 <Bastardly_One> theyve made it too easy
26:00 <slinky_J> never bought a gamecube :(
26:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh I had Wii Res $ though
26:00 <simba> 1337_dude
26:00 <Bastardly_One> how much did that rule?
26:00 <Bastardly_One> 4 even
26:00 <British^Meat> res eve 4 is one of my faves
26:00 <beagle> jason bought my gamecube i gave it to a child on her well near her birthday cuz her super nintendo broke
26:00 <simba> ive still got re1 on gc
26:00 <Bastardly_One> Res Evil 4 Wii ed was mad
27:00 <slinky_J> srs
27:00 <British^Meat> anyways they are re-releasing resi evil gamecube edition on ps4
27:00 <Bastardly_One> and I have 5 gold
27:00 <British^Meat> kinda excited
27:00 <Bastardly_One> but not 6
27:00 <slinky_J> jason bought it for u?
27:00 <slinky_J> like u got it off him free?
27:00 <slinky_J> lol
27:00 <Bastardly_One> I wouldnt get too excited 
27:00 <British^Meat> sold mine sadly simba
27:00 <beagle> no way lol i paid him to go and fetch it he took a bus
27:00 <slinky_J> i got a heap of blurays of jase
27:00 <beagle> he was kinda cool eh
27:00 <Bastardly_One> I am on the way to a PS4 though
27:00 <slinky_J> oh lol
27:00 <slinky_J> yer he was a champ
27:00 <slinky_J> his bday was last month
27:00 <Bastardly_One> if I can't get one for my birthday I'll have one before Xmas
28:00 <beagle> he was a gemini he said to me
28:00 <beagle> so june
28:00 <Bastardly_One> its finally getting some ok releases
28:00 <Bastardly_One> Fifa 15 looks fantastic on it for one
28:00 <slinky_J> i always forget the dates of ppls bdays cept family
28:00 <slinky_J> now at least i only have 2 family members bday dates to remember 
29:00 <slinky_J> i miss that big fella :/
29:00 <slinky_J> big reason y i got rid of ps3, nobody to play ssf4 wit
29:00 <beagle> i kinda look sexy with my hair neatly back on paltalk webcam but i cant smile my teeth r grey
30:00 <simba> lollllllllllllllllllllllll
30:00 <slinky_J> lols
30:00 <slinky_J> HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
30:00 <simba> <beagle> i hated alcohol as a child.
30:00 <beagle> r u laffing at me
30:00 <British^Meat> lol
31:00 <slinky_J> some kids need their 'special drink'
31:00 <slinky_J> hyperactive little runts
31:00 <slinky_J> why have common moral practices like giving a child alcohol to get them to sleep become taboo?
32:00 <Bastardly_One> OMFG!
33:00 <Bastardly_One> second gayest cutscene ever in gaming history
33:00 <Bastardly_One> just thought I'd share that 
33:00 <slinky_J> lol
33:00 <Bastardly_One> there was a really intense one before but that was really fucking gay
33:00 <slinky_J> could you play n64 on a new tv?
34:00 <Doodle> yep
34:00 <slinky_J> nice
34:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I'd say so if you know what an RF adapter and shit is too 
34:00 <slinky_J> i have turok on the laptop, turok 2 aswell
34:00 <Bastardly_One> oh that's old 
34:00 <Bastardly_One> DUH
34:00 <Bastardly_One> spastic
34:00 <slinky_J> i <3 turok
34:00 <Bastardly_One> hai Doodle
34:00 <slinky_J> and goldeneye
34:00 <Doodle> i hooked up my old n64 to my flat screen before i sold it
34:00 <slinky_J> so adapters
34:00 <Doodle> hai b1
34:00 <slinky_J> kewl
34:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah what he said 
34:00 <simba> i think it looks better on the old tvs they were designed 2 be played on 
34:00 <slinky_J> did you get a bubblescreen doodles
34:00 <Bastardly_One> I was thinking old tellies
34:00 <slinky_J> from the fifties bruh
35:00 <Doodle> they look like shit on a big screen
35:00 <Doodle> n64, snes etc
35:00 <Doodle> better emulated
35:00 <slinky_J> yer?
35:00 <Doodle> def
35:00 <Bastardly_One> to make the old systems work you always had an rf adapter
35:00 <slinky_J> i hook my NES up to my tele
35:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah definitely 
35:00 <slinky_J> looks fine
35:00 <Doodle> n64 graphics look really dark on a flat screen
35:00 <slinky_J> battleeeetoooaads
35:00 <beagle> that was bit laff someone thought i was homosexual on paltalk and messaged me cause i have long hair.
35:00 <Bastardly_One> way better emulated and the pixelation and that isn't there
36:00 <slinky_J> atm im looking for captain america on NES
36:00 <Bastardly_One> as naturally the emu is designed not to
36:00 <slinky_J> my fav nes game
36:00 <beagle> captain america so they made a game way back then movies
36:00 <Bastardly_One> I have all my old fave games in most emus
36:00 <slinky_J> i think hawkeye was ur sidekick
36:00 <beagle> hawkeye i have it on c64
36:00 <Bastardly_One> C64, NES, SNES
36:00 <slinky_J> do u beagle?
36:00 <beagle> lol, i have FOUR commodore 64
36:00 <beagle> one of them made in england
36:00 <beagle> of first 200,000 or something then rest were made in hong kong !
36:00 <slinky_J> if i new how to dl old games n stuff proper i would
37:00 <Bastardly_One> My idol
37:00 <Bastardly_One> didn't I tell you to shut up
37:00 <beagle> ive a 1982 fully working commodore 64 :)
37:00 <Bastardly_One> and go have another drink
37:00 <Bastardly_One> guess what?
37:00 <beagle> well i do have some port wine
37:00 <slinky_J> first pc we had
37:00 <beagle> i must passed out before finishing it all
37:00 <slinky_J> there was this game um
37:00 <slinky_J> it was all red lol
37:00 <Bastardly_One> so have I and a a disc drive
37:00 <Bastardly_One> who cares?
37:00 <beagle> lol i have 4 drives
37:00 <slinky_J> black screen and the game stuff was red
37:00 <beagle> i went crazy about em
37:00 <Bastardly_One> just shut up we don't care
37:00 <slinky_J> and it was this futuristic bike
37:00 <beagle> this friend on paltalk ... sold em me for real cheap.
37:00 <beagle> :P
37:00 <Bastardly_One> and epyx speed loader cartridge
38:00 <slinky_J> just stayed at the bottom of the screen lol
38:00 <Bastardly_One> and pirate switches
38:00 <slinky_J> shit commin toward u
38:00 <Bastardly_One> I was part of the MCC
38:00 <slinky_J> b1 u ever play oh ffs
38:00 <Bastardly_One> you might of played some of our cracks
38:00 <Bastardly_One> :D
38:00 <slinky_J> it was a cartoonish game um
38:00 <slinky_J> FULL THROTTLE
38:00 <Bastardly_One> yes!
38:00 <slinky_J> !!!!!!
38:00 <Bastardly_One> that's the one you beat the shit out of ppl on bikes?
38:00 <slinky_J> hahaha
38:00 <Bastardly_One> no, that was Road Rash
38:00 <slinky_J> m
39:00 <Bastardly_One> so, I dont remember 
39:00 <slinky_J> and there was a motorbike game i loved
39:00 <slinky_J> that was back when they used real people
39:00 <Bastardly_One> Pitstop was the shit on the C64 though
39:00 <slinky_J> because graphics were shit
39:00 <Shadowgate> was it red max
39:00 <Bastardly_One> red max!
39:00 <Bastardly_One> the racing game
39:00 <Bastardly_One> how cool was that and how hard?
39:00 <Bastardly_One> by Firebird
40:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck that was hard
40:00 <Shadowgate> very hard lol
40:00 <Bastardly_One> the original test drive games
40:00 <slinky_J> cig
40:00 <Bastardly_One> pure 8bit eye candy
40:00 <Bastardly_One> remember those?
40:00 <Bastardly_One> but I'd never of remembered the name of Red Max until you said it 
41:00 <Bastardly_One> hardest race game I think I've ever played
41:00 <slinky_J> cause ill be on your siiiddee
41:00 <slinky_J> https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=0kT5w27YxyI
43:00 <Bastardly_One> I wonder if Tropico 5 would work on this
43:00 <Bastardly_One> hmmmmmm
43:00 <Bastardly_One> My South Park crack won't for no reason I can work out
46:00 <Bastardly_One> *cant
47:00 <slinky_J> i luved original sth park
47:00 <slinky_J> i wouldnt mind getting the new one thx for reminding me
48:00 <slinky_J> either that or the lego move game ;)
52:00 <slinky_J> https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=838683632817877
52:00 <slinky_J> oh crap
52:00 <slinky_J> b1 watch this shit
52:00 <slinky_J> this is how u pc rofl https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=838683632817877
58:00 <beagle> lady walks into an x rated store, tells the clerk, how much are the vibrators, he tells her. she says , well I  had a white one, had a black one.   how much is that multi color one? clerk says 50 $, she buys it, store owner comes back and asks any sales ? clerk said yes I sold your thermos bottle  for 50$
58:00 <beagle> :))
59:00 <slinky_J> u see that vid beagle?
00:00 <slinky_J> i shared the fuck outta it
00:00 <Bastardly_One> I watched it 
00:00 <Bastardly_One> but I might have to again 
00:00 <Bastardly_One> went in one ear and out the other 
01:00 <slinky_J> hahahaha
01:00 <slinky_J> i love the doll SHHH tape mouth
01:00 <slinky_J> pee in case
01:00 <slinky_J> hammer banana
09:00 <slinky_J> i love internetz man lol instead of goin out ur way to ask someone a question because somebody has asked you and you dont know, tag them "oi tag friend does this guy have a fan page?"
10:00 <fawks> wot
12:00 <simba> Hahahahahahahaha.
14:00 <slinky_J> fawkssss i got a movie for YOU!
15:00 <slinky_J> i watched it and it was fantastique
15:00 <slinky_J> it's called A Dangerous Method michael fassbender, kiera knightly and viggo mortensen
16:00 <slinky_J> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=664eq7BXQcM
16:00 <slinky_J> you know, viggo speaks spanish, didnt know that till i saw him in a spanish film lol
19:00 <Bastardly_One> apparently in real life his wife left him
19:00 <Bastardly_One> because he never showers
19:00 <Bastardly_One> Viggo
20:00 <slinky_J> LOL!
20:00 <slinky_J> certainly looks like he doesnt
20:00 <slinky_J> "I didnt shower throughout the duration of Hiddalgo."
20:00 <Bastardly_One> google that 
20:00 <Bastardly_One> I know I read it somewhere
21:00 <slinky_J> b1 i found our wives!
21:00 <slinky_J> https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xap1/v/t1.0-9/10349217_688904237865177_5289323233392899346_n.jpg?oh=bd3b1336265a0b7606179cd335414c94&oe=546E5DDB&__gda__=1417359623_f2cc0b404e278d6214f8a1bf61f2946d
21:00 <slinky_J> u choose first :P
22:00 <Bastardly_One> neither
22:00 <Bastardly_One> you can have both
22:00 <Bastardly_One> they look trash
22:00 <slinky_J> sweet
22:00 <slinky_J> i love white trash hahaha
23:00 <slinky_J> W.T.P. time!
23:00 <Bastardly_One> heh
23:00 <Bastardly_One> I like a bit of class
23:00 <slinky_J> fk man mum gets here in 40 mins n i havent pooped
23:00 <slinky_J> yer
23:00 <Bastardly_One> though sometimes that's debatable
23:00 <slinky_J> if say the one on the left irl's really smart, has a cool occupation
23:00 <slinky_J> ;D~
24:00 <simba> r u 1 of those guys that needs 30 mins on the shitter
27:00 <HobanRecruitment> slinky_J
28:00 <slinky_J> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n2OHBTM5Zvg
28:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Adventure Time - Dancing Baby Finn (Dec 22, 2011) 0:29 - Category: Entertainment - 212,533 - 1,068 likes (97%), 33 dislikes (3%)
28:00 <slinky_J> nah simba
28:00 <slinky_J> i dont eat enough red meat
28:00 <slinky_J> didnt eat yesterday neway
29:00 <simba> ah yea
30:00 <Bastardly_One> can't wait for lunch
30:00 <Bastardly_One> am quite hungry
30:00 <Bastardly_One> hurry the fuck up 
30:00 <slinky_J> ive had a pot of tea so not hungry now :/
31:00 <British^Meat> hi unemployed :)
31:00 <unemployed> and ive had a smoke of pot so im not so hungry either
31:00 <British^Meat> u were saying about caravans b4 i booted u?
32:00 <British^Meat> u got lots of questions and stories to tell im sure
32:00 <British^Meat> dont be shy now fellah
32:00 <unemployed> will you be one of the first 100 customers to earn a free bottle of red?
32:00 <British^Meat> :)
33:00 <British^Meat> i dont get that guys angle
33:00 <simba> lonely
33:00 <British^Meat> lol
41:00 <Serenity> its a weird troll
41:00 <Serenity> BUY A CARAVAN...
41:00 <Serenity> ok..
41:00 <simba> he just types this funny jingle from a bogan caravan dealing place here in SA
42:00 <simba> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sO9UKPbeQDc
42:00 <simba> neil curley is that old kunt
42:00 <simba> ex footy player
42:00 <British^Meat> lol
42:00 <[Maverick]>  bogan you say
42:00 <British^Meat> that guys walk
42:00 <British^Meat> his legs must be fucked
43:00 <simba> where the fuck is BlackDevils script what an asshole
43:00 <Bastardly_One> only works on selected things now
43:00 <Bastardly_One> the yt script
43:00 <Serenity> ohh its an actual thing..
43:00 <Serenity> weird
46:00 <simba> you'll have to take it from me
49:00 <[Maverick]> sezz 
49:00 <[Maverick]> sezz
49:00 <[Maverick]> sarahhhhh 
49:00 <[Maverick]> SARRRRAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
49:00 <Serenity> whattt
50:00 <[Maverick]> nuffin
51:00 <[Maverick]> seriously sezzzzz
51:00 <Serenity> lol
51:00 <[Maverick]> hey sezz.. can you bring some binocs around 
53:00 <slinky_J> lol sezz good vid uh
53:00 <slinky_J> did u get off on him rubbin the power on button ;)
53:00 <slinky_J> I DIDZ
54:00 <Serenity> lol that vid was fucked up
54:00 <slinky_J> https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfp1/t1.0-9/10534693_922690727757874_2538844494471303485_n.jpg lols :( :( :(
54:00 <slinky_J> haha inorite
55:00 <slinky_J> i <3 Sash
55:00 <Loof> #melbourne females irl: https://pbs.twimg.com/tweet_video_thumb/BukPYNRCEAAesX4.png
55:00 <Shadowgate> slinky j is posting funny pics
55:00 <slinky_J> i shouold give him my laptop already so he can fix it brand new :/
55:00 <Shadowgate> your posting funny pics slinky j
55:00 <slinky_J> thx babes
56:00 <Shadowgate> what an ugly pic loof lol
56:00 <Shadowgate> ugly bum lol
58:00 <simba> uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
58:00 <slinky_J> sezz pm
59:00 <simba> bl sezz
59:00 <Serenity> that pic is hell me irl
00:00 <doctor> the original is a gif, where's the rest of it?
01:00 <Loof> after some fapping material are we doctor?
01:00 <Loof> that's all you get sorry
01:00 <Loof> :P
02:00 <slinky_J> ima bad baby i can punch on your buns
02:00 <slinky_J> punch on your buns
02:00 <slinky_J> if you a bad witch i will punch on your buns
02:00 <slinky_J> I WILL PUNCH YOU FOR FUN!
03:00 <simba> i wanna punch on w/ a babby
05:00 <slinky_J> lol!!!!!!!
05:00 <slinky_J>  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n2OHBTM5Zvg
06:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Adventure Time - Dancing Baby Finn (Dec 22, 2011) 0:29 - Category: Entertainment - 212,574 - 1,068 likes (97%), 33 dislikes (3%)
06:00 <slinky_J> can u SEE y i love AT?! DO YOU SEE simba :P
06:00 <simba> no dude
06:00 <simba> no
07:00 <slinky_J> lol
08:00 <slinky_J> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vmBlDk-hiic
09:00 <slinky_J> watch that, its not AT it's lolarious Keshen8 animation
09:00 <slinky_J> FHAC
09:00 <partay> Regular Show is better than adventure time
09:00 <slinky_J> no way
09:00 <partay> Easy
09:00 <slinky_J> nah
10:00 <slinky_J> the humour is just vastly different
10:00 <partay> Slinky you're too simple to get the references
10:00 <simba> idk what regular show is but if ur comparing it to adventure time its probably for manchildren
10:00 <partay> Rs > at
10:00 <slinky_J> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UUlLGnTAHeM
10:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Minecraft in 20 Seconds ( Jul 21, 2014) 0:23 - Category: Film & Animation - 4,173,543 - 57,318 likes (95.9%), 2,439 dislikes (4.1%)
11:00 <slinky_J> too simple? lol
11:00 <partay> Simv
11:00 <slinky_J> so a personal dig because i prefer adventure time
11:00 <slinky_J> *rolls eyes*
11:00 <TheRon> yes!
11:00 <slinky_J> 4 partgay https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfp1/t1.0-9/10530897_321816851318662_4446234558444518957_n.jpg
11:00 <slinky_J> ownd!
12:00 <TheRon> what's adeventure time?
12:00 <slinky_J> OH UM
12:00 <simba> some gay cartoon
12:00 <Loof> that adventure time is fucking shit
12:00 <slinky_J> a really funny show
12:00 <slinky_J> cartoon
13:00 <Loof> i dont see the appeal at all
13:00 <slinky_J> it's set in the land of Ooo
13:00 <TheRon> i was off it at the word cartoon
13:00 <slinky_J> and has a lot of dungeon and dragons themes
13:00 <slinky_J> some episodes were panned because of "lesbianism" lol n shit
14:00 <Loof> <Loof> do you think if i ran him over id get done for manchildslaughter?
14:00 <Loof> <Loof> or would the judge smile and tell me i'm a credit to society and let me go
14:00 <TheRon> carn the suns
15:00 <slinky_J> HAHAHAHAHA
15:00 <slinky_J> omigosh
15:00 <slinky_J> it carries over into today
15:00 <slinky_J> iwinsohard
16:00 <TheRon> adventure time makes you hard?
17:00 <TheRon> little creatures FTW
18:00 <slinky_J> adventure time come on tell your friends
18:00 <slinky_J> we'll go to very, distant lands
18:00 <slinky_J> xD
18:00 <Serenity> my friend loves adventure time
18:00 <Serenity> hes got figurines n shit
18:00 <TheRon> is your friend 12?
18:00 <Serenity> he is not
18:00 <simba> is he theriddler?
18:00 <Serenity> no.
19:00 <simba> is he an adul
19:00 <simba> t
19:00 <Serenity> stop be a spastic
19:00 <Loof> not mentally
19:00 <British^Meat> :P
19:00 <Serenity> wow.. stop be a spastic..
19:00 <simba> what
19:00 <slinky_J> https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=5n5eYr0T_Ck
19:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: How To Make Apple Pie ( May 26, 2014) 1:27 - Category: Howto & Style - 1,101,682 - 24,540 likes (91.2%), 2,378 dislikes (8.8%)
20:00 <Serenity> clearly i fucked that up
20:00 <Loof> simba, bm, rooftop rumble?
20:00 <TheRon> is there a video on what to do with apple piie??
20:00 <British^Meat> oh not right now doot
20:00 <Loof> k
20:00 <British^Meat> Defo later, im defo keen for a meat up laters
20:00 <Loof> sweet
20:00 <British^Meat> U wanna make a time? Shall we say.... 9?
20:00 <British^Meat> ish
20:00 <Loof> k 9 simba?
20:00 <simba> maybe 
20:00 <simba> not tonight but maybe soon
21:00 <British^Meat> im gonna minecraft for a bit first, but then defo be free after that
21:00 <Serenity> how are you going Brax|A
21:00 <Serenity> er
21:00 <Serenity> British^Meat
21:00 <Loof> k 9 we'll do some low levels on hard
21:00 <British^Meat> :)
21:00 <slinky_J> CLEARLY SEZZ U DONE POOFTERCHOOKED!
21:00 <British^Meat> not done much since last night Serenity
21:00 <British^Meat> looking forward to it tonight
21:00 <British^Meat> sounds good Loof
21:00 <Loof> sweet :D
21:00 <Loof> brb
21:00 <TheRon> are you setting up a naked cam session together?
22:00 <Bastardly_One> I'll play later if invited and around
22:00 <British^Meat> sure doot, keep ya posted
22:00 <slinky_J> I was gonna get an AT beanie sezz
23:00 <slinky_J> but forgot about it lols
23:00 <slinky_J> probber still at EB games under the counter
23:00 <TheRon> carlton are 3 goals up
23:00 <simba> adventure time beanies from eb games 
23:00 <TheRon> were
23:00 <slinky_J> more eggs!
24:00 <slinky_J> i switched eb games now, coz my mate works in city one now
24:00 <slinky_J> easier to get to
24:00 <slinky_J> reminds me i gotta pay for ac5 unity
24:00 <Skirmish> Sif not get games from steam and not bother with EB games.
24:00 <simba> i thought u were always on eb 
24:00 <slinky_J> dude
24:00 <simba> theyre terrible
24:00 <slinky_J> they got like 8 consoles set up at eb games
24:00 <simba> u gotta learn how 2 do online shopping
25:00 <slinky_J> i stand there like OH YEA 
25:00 <slinky_J> play each one
25:00 <slinky_J> i dont trust myself with online shopping man
25:00 <Skirmish> So you're "that" guy that stands in the sore playing the games that are set up slinky_J. 
25:00 <slinky_J> and i like the face to face experience
25:00 <slinky_J> sometimes sure
25:00 <slinky_J> depends on time
25:00 <Maurice> fawks
25:00 <simba> yea eb is only good for playing games against randoms 2 kill time
25:00 <Maurice> faux
26:00 <Skirmish> And that is why nobody likes eb games. 
26:00 <slinky_J> why do you have to shit on everything
26:00 <slinky_J> Skirmish
26:00 <Skirmish> I don't.  Just the shit things. 
26:00 <Skirmish> Like EB games. 
26:00 <slinky_J> man ur a party pooper dood
26:00 <TheRon> go the melbourne storm
26:00 <slinky_J> u need a snort of optimism
27:00 <slinky_J> SMILE
27:00 <TheRon> slinky_J: hows that big bag of icing sugar going??
27:00 <Skirmish> Eb games are terrible, that's just how it is. 
27:00 <British^Meat> *sigh*
27:00 <British^Meat> ikr
27:00 <British^Meat> who goes to those places?
27:00 <British^Meat> oh wait a second
27:00 <TheRon> just steal your games
27:00 <faux> Maurice
27:00 <slinky_J> thousands of people?
27:00 <simba> its just for old people and children basically
28:00 <Maurice> faux, I found.. wait for it
28:00 <slinky_J> "who goes to those places?"
28:00 <Maurice> Splodes number
28:00 <Maurice> If he still has the same one
28:00 <slinky_J> duh, I wonder how they're still in business, when who goes! lol
28:00 <simba> like those people who need the comfort of some guy that works in a games shop who can confirm to them that the latest boring $109.95 xbox shooter is "totally worth it, bro!"
28:00 <slinky_J> u so cute British^Meat
28:00 <faux> Did you text him
28:00 <Maurice> Nope, just found it now when I was looking for my friends number
28:00 <British^Meat> relax slinky_J
28:00 <British^Meat> way to take me literally :)
28:00 <slinky_J> i didnt
28:00 <British^Meat> obviously u go to those places
28:00 <slinky_J> i do
28:00 <British^Meat> so ppl like u go to those places
29:00 <slinky_J> some people in this day and age still prefer a human experience
29:00 <partay> I have splodes number
29:00 <TheRon> carlton looked good.....
29:00 <Skirmish> Hence why decent people don't go to those places. 
29:00 <TheRon> for a while
29:00 <slinky_J> do you order your groceries online?
29:00 <British^Meat> heh
29:00 <British^Meat> i go to JB
29:00 <British^Meat> or Big W
29:00 <British^Meat> sheeesh
29:00 <slinky_J> k
29:00 <Skirmish> ^^
29:00 <slinky_J> so now u see y what u said was silly
29:00 <slinky_J> good boy u learneded sumfin today *gives u treat*
29:00 <Skirmish> EB games is overpriced.  It will fold as a business soon enough. Just like GAME did. 
30:00 <British^Meat> lol, this guy
30:00 <Maurice> I have only big w and eb in my local shopping centre, so if big w doesn't have the game, I get eb to price match
30:00 <slinky_J> THIS GUY MAN
30:00 <TheRon> i watched a very harold and humar christmas last night
30:00 <slinky_J> yea eb r good like that
30:00 <TheRon> i want my 90 mins back
30:00 <slinky_J> that was a kick ass movie
30:00 <Maurice> They even do it off your phone
30:00 <slinky_J> i thought
30:00 <Maurice> Or if you take a pic of the price
30:00 <slinky_J> watched it ny day haha
30:00 <slinky_J> really Maurice?
30:00 <slinky_J> that's ill!!!!
31:00 <Maurice> Yeah I don't know how you don't know this
31:00 <slinky_J> never thought of doing that
31:00 <Maurice> They've even refunded my husband after he paid full price there then went to big w and saw it cheaper
31:00 <slinky_J> LOL!!!!!
31:00 <simba> why not just buy it from the cheaper place
31:00 <Maurice> Coz eb is before big w
31:00 <British^Meat> human experience
31:00 <Maurice> So he impulse bought
31:00 <slinky_J> yeah I wait for games to come down in price unless it's something special
32:00 <slinky_J> like with assassins creed unity it's 148 dollars
32:00 <simba> impulse shoppers... thats how they get the money
32:00 <simba> $109.95 for another call of duty
32:00 <Maurice> Well they didn't, coz he got his refund
32:00 <slinky_J> and watch dogs ded sec i got for my bday was about 148 too
32:00 <slinky_J> i paid 250 for cod ghosts
32:00 <Maurice> I don't know how my glasses get so filthy when I sleep, it's not like I wear them when I'm asleep
32:00 <slinky_J> around that
32:00 <simba> lol
32:00 <simba> what why how
32:00 <slinky_J> i <3 the 180p tactical camera
32:00 <TheRon> people buy the sims just so they can say they have a life
32:00 <slinky_J> 1080p
32:00 <simba> two hundred and fifty bucks 
32:00 <slinky_J> yer
33:00 <simba> 4 what
33:00 <slinky_J> some cool shit
33:00 <simba> collectors edition
33:00 <slinky_J> i gtg, bbl
33:00 <Maurice> For what console
33:00 <[Maverick]> $250 for a game 
33:00 <simba> lol
33:00 <British^Meat> one born every minute
33:00 <[Maverick]> jesus christ 
33:00 <Maurice> We got a collectors edition of that for ps4 for 100 lol
33:00 <[Maverick]> lol
33:00 <TheRon> take a picture people, dale thomas did something
33:00 <Maurice> Chump
34:00 <[Maverick]> she's chump, she's chump and she's in my headdddd
34:00 <[Maverick]> do do do do dododododo
34:00 <simba> some people are so fucked up
35:00 <slinky_J> it was worth the 250
35:00 <TheRon> did you see sam newman's balls simba, they were weird looking
35:00 <slinky_J> the game is meh but anyway
35:00 <British^Meat> do u even use that crap camera?
35:00 <British^Meat> you can get a go pro for $250
35:00 <slinky_J> its not crap and yes i use it every day
35:00 <Skirmish> I am going to drive to JB and buy speakers and a tripod.  
35:00 <British^Meat> for wot?
35:00 <slinky_J> just stuff man
35:00 <slinky_J> it's fun
37:00 <TheRon> autistic?
37:00 <Maurice> I hate you, [Maverick]
37:00 <Maurice> I have that song in my head now
37:00 <PandasDontDrive> i put it on for over night and filmed outside it woz cool atm i wana hook it up to film this spider
37:00 <PandasDontDrive> k now gone
37:00 <Tripod> haha :D
39:00 <TheRon> well all that finished suddenly
41:00 <British^Meat> hi unemployed :)
41:00 <British^Meat> any questions u want answered?
41:00 <TheRon> awesome, music max on paytv, paul mcartney - ebony and ivory
42:00 <simba> TheRon i only saw his ass
42:00 <TheRon> love this song
42:00 <simba> and the lovely blondes
42:00 <simba> that was a good 1
42:00 <TheRon> i watched it agan, i couldn't see much
43:00 <simba> there was a dude with a giant fluro hoodie on street talk
43:00 <simba> i saw him at a train station during the week and he spoke to me
44:00 <simba> he was a full on drongo
44:00 <TheRon> its adelaide there usually is
44:00 <simba> showed me some dvds he just racked from big w or something
44:00 <simba> and a photo frame he got out of the bin
45:00 <simba> i need 2 get on the sauce 4 tonight !!!
45:00 <TheRon> i got some little creatures
45:00 <TheRon> my fave beer
48:00 <TheRon> geez brock mclean is a shit kick
48:00 <TheRon> guy mckenna looks like he's gonna have words at half time
50:00 <partay> I just watched chicks ufc fighting and I've come to the conclusion that they should fight naked
50:00 <TheRon> and be in some kind of jelly
50:00 <TheRon> chicks should stick to chick sportds
51:00 <partay> Cooking? 
51:00 <TheRon> oil wrestling or foxy boxing
53:00 <partay> TheRon you should be minister for women
53:00 <TheRon> tony abbott seems to be doing a fine job
54:00 <partay> Nods slowly
55:00 <TheRon> because he is minister for women
55:00 <partay> He is
55:00 <TheRon> bob marley - is this love?
04:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d7h_Gn8iULQ
04:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Soul Train Dancers (Prince - Little Red Corvette) 1983 ( Jun 3, 2014) 0 - Category: Music - 31,841 - 85 likes (97.7%), 2 dislikes (2.3%)
05:00 <Doodle> loool
05:00 <Doodle> how great were the 80s
05:00 <TheRon> awesome
06:00 <Maurice> I don't know, I wasn't born yet
06:00 <Loof> i prefer 90s
06:00 <Doodle> lies
06:00 <Loof> :P
07:00 <TheRon> i don't think i truly appreciated the 80's till i got older
07:00 <Doodle> same
09:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fgT9zGkiLig
10:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Incubus - Drive (Oct 25, 2009) 3:54 - Category: Music - 20,798,417 - 92,682 likes (98.7%), 1,243 dislikes (1.3%)
11:00 <TheRiddler> hallo
12:00 <TheRon> boobs?
12:00 <MrMark> tits
12:00 <MrMark> bosoms
12:00 <TheRon> melons
13:00 <MrMark> funbags
13:00 <TheRon> love pillows
14:00 <TheRiddler> I have a robot vacuum cleaner
14:00 <TheRiddler> it finally finished
14:00 <TheRiddler> after like 2hrs
14:00 <TheRiddler> meant to only go for a hr
15:00 <TheRiddler> also I wont be able to do boobs till the net is fixed up
15:00 <TheRiddler> on like 100mbs left
15:00 <TheRon> damn
15:00 <TheRiddler> should be done tonight
17:00 <TheRon> boobs go well with beer
18:00 <beagle> bad timing, must get drunk really early.
18:00 <beagle> in the wize words of wizdom
20:00 <beagle> paltalks not better than sport but it definately is better than sex !
20:00 <beagle> seeing as ...
20:00 <beagle> youre all fucked ...
20:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tdIjubBeU3Q
20:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Jimi Hendrix Experience-Voodoo Child (Slight Return) ( Apr 30, 2013) 5:13 - Category: People & Blogs - 8,084 - 47 likes (97.9%), 1 dislikes (2.1%)
21:00 <TheRon> i bought 6 new friends, sadly 2 have died
22:00 <beagle> bought ?
22:00 <beagle> you paid for friends
22:00 <beagle> youre really smart arent you
22:00 <beagle> maybe you should pay simba to fuck off
22:00 <beagle> .
22:00 <beagle> ive no fucken friends
22:00 <beagle> just me and youtube 
22:00 <simba> the fuck
22:00 <beagle> until i think of something better, this is all we do have
23:00 <simba> r u drunk beagle?
23:00 <beagle> lol yeah simba i was joking
23:00 <beagle> you nervous freak lmao
23:00 <simba> please refrain from spamming the channel ok
23:00 <TheRiddler> .
23:00 <TheRiddler> wtf
23:00 <beagle> how about this, how about we listen to these cunts moan n groan admin or not
23:00 <beagle> how about that
23:00 <TheRiddler> joking about being drunk
23:00 <TheRiddler> who does that
24:00 <beagle> huh ?
24:00 <simba> he wasnt talking about that
24:00 <TheRiddler> oh
24:00 <beagle> oh , yeah, i really do a good job ! :)
24:00 <TheRon> simba does lisyening to jimmi hendrix make you wanna smoke??
24:00 <simba> i just wanna get rid of him and return peace to the land
24:00 <simba> not rly no!!!!
24:00 <beagle> heh he likes jimi hendrix tell you what woodstock wood been awesome !
24:00 <simba> thinking about smoking makes me wanna smoke
24:00 <TheRon> my bad
24:00 <beagle> simba dont smoke, its bad for you like gay irc channels
25:00 <beagle> im so bored
25:00 <beagle> i rang someone
25:00 <beagle> they were out of course, haha
25:00 <beagle> if you wanna hear a drunk beagle (atleast im sorta sexy) call me
25:00 <simba> beagle im not taking advice from someone who buys litre bottles of vodka off the net every third day
26:00 <beagle> yeah sure i do simba
26:00 <TheRon> did you tip carlton?
26:00 <beagle> just forgot to send them to you.
26:00 <TheRon> beagle you play the sims?
26:00 <beagle> sims 4 is 90 bucks
26:00 <beagle> i dont have it
26:00 <beagle> ill rip it
26:00 <beagle> yes, i do.
26:00 <beagle> but sims 3 course.
26:00 <simba> i tipped the suns
26:00 <TheRon> you just seem like someone who would
27:00 <beagle> yeah well you are correct. i did play it for few hours
27:00 <beagle> i had to reset fucking pc
27:00 <beagle> lol so
27:00 <TheRiddler> oh carlton
27:00 <simba> making houses was fun
27:00 <TheRon> no tips for me yet
27:00 <beagle> about thatttttttttttttttt
27:00 <TheRiddler> at ethiad
27:00 <TheRiddler> ?
27:00 <TheRon> might get north
27:00 <beagle> footy ? hrmmm.
27:00 <TheRon> yes
27:00 <simba> footy? hrmmm.
27:00 <TheRiddler> if so I'd go carlton
28:00 <beagle> well , i like the beer, i spose.
28:00 <beagle> whats the football team like ?
28:00 <TheRiddler> .
28:00 <beagle> .
28:00 <TheRon> flavourless
28:00 <simba> which football team?
28:00 <beagle> of adelaide i like port adelaide team simba
28:00 <TheRon> carlton
28:00 <simba> oh good
29:00 <TheRiddler> hai Kate from London
29:00 <simba> port are the greatest in the land
29:00 <beagle> ye
29:00 <TheRon> geelong is
29:00 <TheRiddler> I like my bulldogs
29:00 <TheRon> geelong is the greatest team of all, thats much better than greatest in the land
29:00 <simba> u
30:00 <simba> kush kush kush kush kush kush kush kush kush 
30:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MbXWrmQW-OE
30:00 <TheRiddler> Sons of the west!
30:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Police - Message In A Bottle (Feb 23, 2010) 4:06 - Category: Music - 10,400,066 -
30:00 <TheRiddler> sons of the scray!
31:00 <simba> hope port can somehow win tonight
31:00 <Seth_Pardoe> wow thats an odd topic
31:00 <simba> im going with a sydney fan
31:00 <TheRon> giants are done
31:00 <Seth_Pardoe> is serenity a meth addict?
31:00 <TheRon> loading up before the game?
31:00 <simba> every 1 be watching fox footy tonight adelaide oval best in teh world
31:00 <TheRiddler> yes
31:00 <simba> im having a drink now...
32:00 <simba> bit early 
32:00 <TheRon> nah, load up
32:00 <simba> not having any of those 10 dollar heinikens at the ground !!!!
32:00 <TheRon> my favourite day to drink is any day with a day on the end
32:00 <TheRiddler> since pieter left Serenity had to take up the habbit so no other crazy ppl would
32:00 <simba> or tag in deutschland
33:00 <TheRon> little creatures?
33:00 <TheRiddler> welp
34:00 <simba> aawer
34:00 <simba> awer
34:00 <TheRiddler> I realised I cant recharge my mobile net online because it requires a txt msg
38:00 <TheRiddler> there goes the suns tip
38:00 <TheRon> damn it my bottle opener needs a new battery
39:00 <simba> u do the lighter trick?
39:00 <MrMark> pliers
39:00 <TheRon> it plays the geelong team song as you open the bottle
39:00 <TheRiddler> lol
39:00 <simba> and finishes as u polish it off
39:00 <TheRon> yes!
40:00 <TheRiddler> mine is the die hard 1 that came with the quadigy movie set
40:00 <TheRon> mr_mark its one of those that plays music when you open a bottle
40:00 <TheRiddler> I have a wavebear that plays my team song
44:00 <TheRiddler> did you hear that next year is going to be more family friendly for fixtures
44:00 <TheRiddler> hopefully that means no more sunday evenings
44:00 <TheRon> well done gill
45:00 <simba> hopefully less sunday games in general
45:00 <simba> those 12:40 sunday starts suck
45:00 <TheRon> this season has been genius
45:00 <TheRon> blame tv for those
46:00 <simba> blame everything on tv !!!!
46:00 <TheRon> indeed!!
46:00 <Seth_Pardoe> I love sunday games
46:00 <simba> im doing the review on the bigfooty podcast for the port sydney game tomorrow
46:00 <simba> i gotta be on alert
49:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sb5aq5HcS1A
49:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Red Hot Chili Peppers - Dani California [Official Music Video] (Oct 26, 2009) 4:48 - Category: Music - 38,727,837 - 180,537 likes (99%), 1,798 dislikes (1%)
52:00 <TheRiddler> also no bloody 3week bye period
53:00 <TheRiddler> because it's only going to be a 23week season and 22 games
53:00 <TheRon> that would be nice
53:00 <TheRiddler> because of the cricket late start
54:00 <simba> october granny again
54:00 <TheRiddler> yah
54:00 <TheRon> i don't think the asian cup in the soccer is gonna help any next season
54:00 <simba> ^_^ cup
55:00 <simba> oh that
55:00 <simba> that shouldnt affect us 2 much should it
55:00 <TheRon> is that jan or feb??
56:00 <simba> no idea but we're organising a pre season game in china next year
59:00 <TheRiddler> afl pre season game or soccer?
59:00 <simba> port
00:00 <simba> A F L
00:00 <TheRiddler> what chinese new year will it be next year?
00:00 <simba> https://40.media.tumblr.com/a9f5b14cbdc0d24048a51b9b29390920/tumblr_n7deutl5OO1s2a54ao1_500.jpg BooBiEs !!!!!!!!
00:00 <TheRon> i like you simba, always thinking of others
01:00 <TheRiddler> year of the horse
01:00 <TheRon> trojan horse?
01:00 <TheRiddler> maybe
01:00 <screwss> sup 
02:00 <TheRiddler> nvm
02:00 <TheRiddler> it's year of the sheep for 2015
02:00 <TheRiddler> it's year of the horse atm
02:00 <TheRiddler> oops or snake 
02:00 <TheRon> bloody kiwis
03:00 <TheRiddler> horse
03:00 <TheRiddler> there's no afl team for sheep
04:00 <TheRon> wellington?
04:00 <TheRiddler> maybe that'll be newzealands if they ever bid for a team
04:00 <TheRiddler> wellington rams
04:00 <TheRon> indeed
04:00 <TheRiddler> ram your ram
04:00 <TheRon> get a ram up ya
04:00 <TheRiddler> ewe wont see em cumming
05:00 <TheRiddler> lol
05:00 <TheRon> how do new zealanders find sheep in long grass?
05:00 <TheRon> very satisfying
07:00 <simba> people from new zealand love fucking animals its a straight up fact
07:00 <TheRon> nikky sh'es kiwi isn't she
10:00 <TheRiddler> I can imagine Ana_Ng keeping warm with her husky sled team :p
11:00 <simba> i imagine she keeps warm by blowing fire into her hands
11:00 <simba> (because shes satanic)
11:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t1r8-zAb0Kk
11:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Bob Marley & The Wailers - Jamming (Long Version) (Jan 9, 2009) 6:16 - Category: Music - 381,702 - 629 likes (97.2%), 18 dislikes (2.8%)
11:00 <MrMark> cum cum
11:00 <simba> nerd cum
11:00 <Seth_Pardoe> is Ana_Ng from al aska?
12:00 <TheRon> \i reckon she'd be unshaven
12:00 <TheRon> so cold
12:00 <MrMark> yep
12:00 <TheRiddler> probably
12:00 <TheRiddler> unshaven n tidy
12:00 <TheRiddler> :p
13:00 <TheRon> simba matty primus is with the suns
15:00 <TheRon> primus a premiership captain?
15:00 <TheRon> or was that tredrea?
15:00 <TheRiddler> who you think is getting the sack this year?
16:00 <TheRon> i thought hardwick but.....
16:00 <TheRon> guy mckenna??
16:00 <TheRon> sando could be in trouble if they miss i think
17:00 <TheRiddler> I dont think sando will be
17:00 <TheRon> i still think hardwick might be trouble, 5 or 6 years now and they've stagnated
18:00 <TheRiddler> yeah
18:00 <TheRiddler> if they dont make finals I think he's gone
18:00 <simba> tredders was acting capt
18:00 <TheRon> thats right primus did his knee?
19:00 <TheRiddler> need to win his last 3 games
19:00 <TheRon> suns are dismal today
19:00 <TheRiddler> hopefully malthouse is gone
20:00 <TheRon> he's signed isnt he?
20:00 <TheRiddler> but I doubt it from recent performance
20:00 <TheRiddler> dont know
21:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V5UOC0C0x8Q
21:00 <TheRiddler> there
21:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Stone Temple Pilots - Plush (Video) (Oct 26, 2009) 4:21 - Category: Music - 7,240,061 - 36,118 likes (98.9%), 396 dislikes (1.1%)
21:00 <TheRiddler> oo[s
21:00 <TheRiddler> oops
25:00 <TheRon> hawks v dees how close??
25:00 <TheRiddler> 40pts
25:00 <TheRiddler> abouts
25:00 <TheRon> i reckon more
26:00 <TheRiddler> tho I'm probably overestimating how much cross brings for the team
26:00 <TheRon> indeed
29:00 <MrMark> we all behaving?
29:00 <TheRon> no!
30:00 <TheRon> i got my wang out :)
30:00 <MrMark> wang exposure
30:00 <TheRon> look at 'dis
30:00 <MysteriousShado> 5cm of pure power.
31:00 <TheRon> i'm so proud
31:00 <MrMark> saucy
31:00 <matrix> Scary
32:00 <Lumeah> Sad
33:00 <TheRiddler> http://www.afl.com.au/news/2014-08-08/the-inquirer-totally-random-facts
34:00 <TheRiddler> someone tell them there's 2 No. 4 tops there lol
34:00 <beagle> ho humm i like heart - all i wanna fuck
34:00 <beagle> oh its do
34:00 <beagle> silly me
35:00 <TheRon> sad is listening to kid rock and liking it
35:00 <simba> yea
36:00 <Doodle> this coffee is glorious
36:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vV8IAOojoAA
37:00 <British^Meat> much shame from beagle
39:00 <beagle> gee that was kewl
39:00 <beagle> i wanna go meet a bitch on the street
39:00 <beagle> wait this time , how about not a bitch
40:00 <TheRon> st kilda??
40:00 <beagle> na i cant smoke in cars !
40:00 <Doodle> i was in st kilda yesterday
40:00 <Doodle> it was cold
40:00 <TheRon> hookers?
40:00 <beagle> is that cause youre a doog
40:00 <beagle> doodle
40:00 <Doodle> lol nah
40:00 <beagle> fucking 
40:00 <beagle> mother
40:00 <beagle> mo of
40:00 <beagle> douche
40:00 <beagle> le moi
40:00 <Doodle> i see
40:00 <beagle> i dont im wated
40:00 <TheRon> the peir would've been shocking yesterday
40:00 <beagle> wasted
40:00 <beagle> ;sldkj;alsjdf;lajsdf
41:00 <Doodle> the whole esplanade was chilly
41:00 <TheRiddler> le peir
41:00 <beagle> everything about australia is schilly this time of chilly
41:00 <TheRiddler> .
41:00 <beagle> im lonely
41:00 <Doodle> there were still boobs out tho
42:00 <beagle> okay.
42:00 <TheRon> nipples?
42:00 <beagle> youre a dumbass
42:00 <Doodle> nah brighton is where the nipples are at
42:00 <TheRiddler> ..
43:00 <beagle> bbl seriously tired
43:00 <beagle> life in general
43:00 <beagle> but i like it bye
43:00 <TheRiddler> about time
43:00 <TheRon> i'm singing along to stevie wonder
49:00 <TheRon> so many rage quits
51:00 <TheRon> tonight i'm gonna party like it's 1999
57:00 <TheRon> hawks and dees is over
05:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=izGwDsrQ1eQ
10:00 <TheRon> "There must be some kind of way out of here," Said the joker to the thief, "There's too much confusion, I can't get no relief. Business men – they drink my wine Plowmen dig my earth None will level on the wine Nobody of it is worth."
14:00 <TheRon> no woman no cry
18:00 <PandasDontDrive> fkn yeeee
18:00 <PandasDontDrive> eyes that are mo tion less
18:00 <PandasDontDrive> *hums*
19:00 <Skirmish> YAY for new speakers. 
19:00 <TheRon> oh hells bells
23:00 <partay> Skirmish hi-fi? 
25:00 <Skirmish> Nah just a cheap set. 
25:00 <Skirmish> Logitec Z200's
25:00 <Skirmish> It's only for the PC. 
25:00 <Skirmish> The tv has the good setup. 
25:00 <partay> Yup
26:00 <TheRon> The reflex is an only child he's waiting in the park The reflex is in charge of finding treasure in the dark
27:00 <Skirmish> He's persistent. 
28:00 <simba> shads is so emo
28:00 <Pete> lol
28:00 <Skirmish> I believe he is the next irc suicide waiting to happen. 
28:00 <slinky_J> sup ronnies
28:00 <slinky_J> fk man
28:00 <slinky_J> bid u farewell best chill song today
28:00 <TheRon> beers mate
28:00 <Skirmish> When it sinks in that nobody has bought his albums off itunes .... that is when it will happen.
28:00 <Serenity> he was carrying on telling everyone before how upset i get when he says i have poo stained undies.. and thats why he says it...
28:00 <Serenity> who knew
28:00 <slinky_J> besides cant take my eyes off of you
29:00 <slinky_J> sezz
29:00 <Skirmish> Serenity: I can only imagine how deep that must cut when he says it. 
29:00 <Serenity> shatters me
29:00 <slinky_J> /notices serejust not when it starts next
29:00 <slinky_J> shit
29:00 <slinky_J> meh
29:00 <Serenity> hahah woops
29:00 <slinky_J> lmaos
30:00 <slinky_J> im super pumped
30:00 <slinky_J> oh man mum tooik me to this place Pasta Deli across town, too far for me like hr drive lol, grabbed up some sick authentic italianz shit
30:00 <Serenity> yum
30:00 <slinky_J> n a bottle of red to go with putanesca!!!!!!!
31:00 <slinky_J> what u do today sezz?
31:00 <slinky_J> u wana meatball I GOT TWO BIG ONES!
31:00 <Serenity> not a heap really went out shopping
31:00 <Skirmish> Your meatballs never dropped slinky_J. 
31:00 <slinky_J> NOTICES Unknown command lol
31:00 <slinky_J> what u shop 4 groceries?
32:00 <slinky_J> my meatballs been cupped more times than a cricketers Skirmish, certainly more than yours :P
32:00 <Serenity> yeah boring food shop
32:00 <simba> lool
32:00 <Serenity> was so packed
32:00 <Skirmish> That is so ludicrous I won't even go into that comment slinky_J. 
33:00 <TheRon> go storm
33:00 <Skirmish> I am trying to not eat a whole packet of red velvet tim tams ..... failing.
33:00 <TheRon> i'd rather have a beer
34:00 <Skirmish> I was thinking about buying a 6 pack or a bottle of wine .... 
34:00 <Ana_Ng> handbra
34:00 <simba> buy a bag of reefer
34:00 <TheRon> please!
34:00 <Skirmish> Maybe a 6 pack of cider!  YES!  I think I need to go down to BWS. 
35:00 <slinky_J> i love food shopping
35:00 <slinky_J> i make it fun by checkin all the things i want and not getting them
35:00 <slinky_J> hahaha
35:00 <slinky_J> simba get me one for my bday :)~
36:00 <simba> no you know its not good for u
36:00 <slinky_J> rofl
36:00 <slinky_J> ru srs?
36:00 <Skirmish> This place has driven me to booze ... brb
36:00 <slinky_J> kk i dont want to get into the u know me bullshit
36:00 <slinky_J> again.
36:00 <simba> nooooooooo Skirmish
37:00 <slinky_J> ave a couple little ol italian lady snorts of wine Skirmish
37:00 <slinky_J> like i just did
37:00 <TheRon>  Look in my eyes, what do you see? The cult of personality I know your anger, I know your dreams I've been everything you want to be
37:00 <Skirmish> slinky_J: With your mental illnesses pot is the last thing you should be having.  It's like giving The Nanny off tv a megaphone.  All you're doing it amplifying all that is annoying about you. 
37:00 <slinky_J> hope mum gets The Grey on bray for me coz i hinted it in a way that wasnt hinting and just stared at her like an asshole hahahaha
38:00 <slinky_J> ay Skirmish?
38:00 <slinky_J> and what do you know of my mental illnesses? the one thing you got right in that statement.
38:00 <slinky_J> what are they, and please go into a detailed descripion 
39:00 <slinky_J> I'd love to have you share the knowledge I must be lacking
39:00 <simba> lol
40:00 <simba> sarcasm dude
40:00 <simba> lol
40:00 <slinky_J> sarcasm dood
40:00 <simba> ur so much like b1 its not funny
40:00 <slinky_J> ur so predictable
40:00 <British^Meat> OOoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
41:00 <slinky_J> you can teach anybody a skill and that convinces them they're smart simba
41:00 <slinky_J> you're the poster child 
41:00 <TheRon> TRY TIME!!!!!
41:00 <TheRon> GO STORM!!
41:00 <slinky_J> British^Meat's just my play thing <3
41:00 <slinky_J> rnt u bebe
42:00 <TheRon> is that code?
42:00 <British^Meat> will you still be a loser on your next bday slinky_J?
44:00 <slinky_J> yes
44:00 <slinky_J> i'll be losing your anal virginity to meeeeeee
44:00 <slinky_J> sorry for the wait, i was masturbating over u
44:00 <slinky_J> look up!
45:00 <British^Meat> i guess i'll just wait a year and ask you the same question
45:00 <British^Meat> predictable answer though
45:00 <slinky_J> https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfa1/t1.0-9/403235_10150613901473514_2060325904_n.jpg
45:00 <slinky_J> AAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA
45:00 <slinky_J> was it predunkable woz it
45:00 <slinky_J> i so sorri i try harder 4 u bebe
46:00 <slinky_J> You'd wait a year
46:00 <slinky_J> really?
46:00 <TheRon> woo hoo, try!!!!
46:00 <slinky_J> first it's you give me crap because i bagged u back in the day and i didnt remember and you'll do it as long as ur on irc
46:00 <slinky_J> now
46:00 <slinky_J> it's you'll ask me next year
46:00 <TheRon> faux, you watching??
46:00 <slinky_J> u gotta see a doctor baby
47:00 <slinky_J> ur so cute
47:00 <slinky_J> like a chick that writes a guys name on every page of her little pink diary
47:00 <British^Meat> Youve been drinking havent you?
48:00 <TheRon> this is normal
49:00 <TheRon> back in the summer of '69
49:00 <slinky_J> aaaaaahahaha
49:00 <slinky_J> I've had two very small cups of cab sav merlot
49:00 <slinky_J> so so small
49:00 <TheRon> don't overdo it
49:00 <slinky_J> like your dick
50:00 <TheRon> alright, no need for that
50:00 <slinky_J> nah man, you dont spend good money on a bottle of wine and drink it all in one go
51:00 <slinky_J> YOU NEED SOME CASH British^Meat? MAYBE WE COULD TALK ABOUT THIS IN PS3 BROTEK? i am so sorry for everything, i am so wrong, i cant control it, im obsessed, i want to wear your underwear.
51:00 <simba> lol
51:00 <doctor> people who say they drink for taste just kid themselves
52:00 <Ana_Ng> uh
52:00 <slinky_J> so true
52:00 <simba> they drink 2 escape their crappy lives
52:00 <Ana_Ng> not everyone is an alcoholic
52:00 <slinky_J> how indirect
52:00 <simba> yes they are.
52:00 <simba> everyone is an alcoholic.
52:00 <Q{> or simply just addicted to it
52:00 <slinky_J> coming from somebody that's addicted to weed
52:00 <slinky_J> simba
52:00 <Ana_Ng> weak people get addicted 
52:00 <Skirmish> Somersby Apple Cider.  Go try it.  So very yum.
52:00 <slinky_J> i come to ur house josh but we gotta go this guys place cause i need weed man!
53:00 <simba> lol that wasnt aimed at you slinky_J calm down
53:00 <slinky_J> im calm
53:00 <doctor> only weak people don't take hard drugs
53:00 <slinky_J> im teasing u
53:00 <slinky_J> for fun
53:00 <simba> you said you dont drink anymore anyways so why react
53:00 <Q{> lol
53:00 <British^Meat> :)
53:00 <Q{> Ana_Ng, should wrestle to settle this argument
53:00 <Q{> Ana_Ng, and doctor 
53:00 <Ana_Ng> you like that
54:00 <slinky_J> cant take my eeeyyyyyeees of of youuuu
54:00 <TheRon> in oil?
54:00 <Q{> u like that
54:00 <slinky_J> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_sjPXqU2Ph8
54:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Jersey Boys Movie Soundtrack 18. Can't Take My Eyes Off You ( Jul 2, 2014) 3:24 - Category: Education - 61,518 - 433 likes (99.3%), 3 dislikes (0.7%)
54:00 <Q{> iimagine the satisfaction on Ana_Ng face to pin doctor down
54:00 <slinky_J> like heaven to touch, Ana_Ng i wanna hold you so much
54:00 <slinky_J> at long last TheRon has arrived
54:00 <slinky_J> and i thank fawks im alive
54:00 <slinky_J> Serenity's just too good to be truuueee
54:00 <slinky_J> simba i can't take my eyes off of youuuu!
54:00 <slinky_J> haha
55:00 <Q{> i would offer $100 to winner for wrestling match between Ana_Ng and doctor 
55:00 <Q{> Ana_Ng, would win i reckon
55:00 <Ana_Ng> lonely saturday night
56:00 <doctor> Q{ I'd be more likely to want to beat you up
56:00 <Q{> doctor,  wouldnt have the will power or stomach for it
56:00 <Skirmish> I would offer a splif for the winner of a UFC style fight between Panda and Beagle. 
56:00 <TheRon> Ana_Ng: has wrestled bears
56:00 <faux> Good evening 
56:00 <Q{> no no doctor i do not face badly in need of a slap like Ana_Ng 
56:00 <Q{> do not have
56:00 <British^Meat> lol Skirmish
57:00 <British^Meat> u know they'd just end up making out right?
57:00 <TheRon> storm scored twice already
57:00 <Q{> lol British^Meat 
57:00 <Ana_Ng> Q i will slap you with a boob
57:00 <Q{> true
57:00 <doctor> Ana_Ng doesn't deserve a slap but you're certainly headed in the right direction
58:00 <slinky_J> doctor I LOVE YOU DOCTORRRRRRRR
58:00 <slinky_J> ahehe
58:00 <slinky_J> All Hail the great unspoken one
58:00 <doctor> thank you but that's not necessary
58:00 <TheRon> AMERICAN WOMAN, STAY AWAY FROM MEEE!!!!!
58:00 <simba> kill all americans
00:00 <Ana_Ng> bbbbut
00:00 <Skirmish> lol British^Meat
00:00 <Ana_Ng> what about justin timberlake
00:00 <Skirmish> Good evening faux
01:00 <[Maverick]> slaps with a boob 
01:00 <[Maverick]> I
01:00 <[Maverick]> m
01:00 <[Maverick]> in 
01:00 <Skirmish> Who is MJ? 
01:00 <TheRon> michael jordan
02:00 <Skirmish> MJ's girl, can't spell girl. 
02:00 <slinky_J> man the people in northern iraq
03:00 <slinky_J> fk man
03:00 <slinky_J> 500 dead
03:00 <slinky_J> america poofterchooked big time
03:00 <Skirmish> America is meant to be blowing up the militants. 
03:00 <MJsGrl> it's a nik.. i can spell it any way i like
03:00 <slinky_J> yer you hear about the major
03:00 <slinky_J> he had some John Wayne shit going on
03:00 <slinky_J> hahaha
04:00 <simba> its a nik
04:00 <fawks> ok
04:00 <fawks> you go grl
04:00 <fawks> tell em how it is
05:00 <TheRon> the refereeing is shit in newcastle
05:00 <slinky_J> heeyyy guuurrrlll
05:00 <fawks> whats the score TheRon
05:00 <slinky_J> this jack reacher is fkn good
05:00 <TheRon> 10-12 storm
05:00 <slinky_J> whars psybr coz he said its good n read the books
05:00 <fawks> is that it?
05:00 <fawks> how long to go
05:00 <TheRon> penalty count is 6-1 newcastle
06:00 <fawks> lol
06:00 <TheRon> 27 mins in
06:00 <fawks> i thought itd be a muh higher sccore
06:00 <fawks> much
06:00 <TheRon> refs
06:00 <simba> fluro maggots
06:00 <TheRon> yep
07:00 <TheRon> these ones are gay
07:00 <TheRon> they're in pink
07:00 <simba> i need one line to repeatedly yell at buddy if he comes up on the half forward line in front of us
07:00 <simba> like maybe "BUDDY U LOOK LIKE A HORSE"
07:00 <TheRon> i ficked your girl last night?
07:00 <simba> maybe i fucked your boy
08:00 <simba> and imply hes gay ahahahahahh
08:00 <TheRon> nice
09:00 <simba> did you see a second of the commonwealth games?
09:00 <TheRon> not really
10:00 <TheRon> woah the storm got one
14:00 <simba> fuck the storm!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
14:00 <TheRon> i get you'd like to 
16:00 <TheRon> TRY!!
16:00 <TheRon> 38 mins
20:00 <TheRon> 10-16 storm half time
20:00 <simba> go dragons!!!!!!!!
20:00 <TheRon> nah go storm
21:00 <TheRon> hawks v dees is a waste
21:00 <simba> dam
21:00 <simba> roughhead with 4
21:00 <TheRon> yep
22:00 <TheRon> watching thriller
22:00 <simba> is ur game at kardinia?
22:00 <TheRon> yep
22:00 <TheRon> kind of suits freo in a way
22:00 <simba> giant games tonight
23:00 <TheRon> bigguns
23:00 <simba> i should prolly leave
23:00 <TheRon> meeting the guy?
25:00 <slinky_J> leave and deop
25:00 <slinky_J> NAAAMMMMMEE
25:00 <Picard> ~seen matthew
25:00 <slinky_J> this bitch dont even know the name of my band
25:00 <slinky_J> but heshe all on my like she wantin my pance
25:00 <Picard> `seen matthew
25:00 <slinky_J> Picard
25:00 <Picard> !seen matthew
25:00 <Picard> wtf
25:00 <Picard> wat jewshua
26:00 <slinky_J> you constipate your mind thinking of something new to say man?
26:00 <slinky_J> just kiddin
26:00 <TheRon> matthew is sulking after last night
26:00 <slinky_J> how r ya
26:00 <Picard> TheRon im sure he is
26:00 <Picard> i wanna give the cunt some shit
26:00 <TheRon> he takes it a bit seriously
26:00 <TheRon> me too
26:00 <Picard> court case is monday
26:00 <Picard> wat to serious for me
26:00 <Picard> its just a game
26:00 <TheRon> i know
27:00 <Picard> ffs im a richmmond supporter, if i took it serious id suicide after all the times we finish 9th
27:00 <TheRon> just because i call essendon a bunch of drug cheating scum sucking fucktards
27:00 <TheRon> too much?
28:00 <TheRon> i don't think i go far enough
28:00 <Picard> fair call
29:00 <TheRon> too early for you're the voice??
29:00 <Lumeah> Nope
29:00 <TheRon> nice
30:00 <TheRon> not that i care
30:00 <TheRon> beers lumeah?
31:00 <Lumeah> Sure hun
32:00 <TheRon> picard you find him??
33:00 <TheRon> lumeah you had the flu up there??
33:00 <TheRon> ballarat is just infected
33:00 <Picard> nuh
33:00 <slinky_J> propellors, good fellas, leave all them playa hatas jealous
33:00 <slinky_J> lol@hiphop
33:00 <slinky_J> yo B i so gangsta 
34:00 <TheRon> slinky_J: 8mm is on paytv atm, any good?
34:00 <slinky_J> YES
34:00 <slinky_J> nic cage 
34:00 <slinky_J> jaquin phoenix
34:00 <slinky_J> that movie is so fucking dark and disturbing
34:00 <slinky_J> brilliant movie!
35:00 <TheRon> hopefully it's on catchup, i'll watch it before bed
36:00 <slinky_J> yeah man
36:00 <slinky_J> i gots on dvd
36:00 <slinky_J> havent seen it in years
36:00 <slinky_J> one of those ones u love but cant watch often lol
36:00 <TheRon> good bedtime viewing?
36:00 <slinky_J> um
36:00 <slinky_J> probably better watching it late
36:00 <slinky_J> it's dark
37:00 <Lumeah> Yeah i had the flu 
37:00 <slinky_J> but if ur prone to nightmares then no lol
37:00 <TheRon> i got it now
37:00 <slinky_J> sweeeet
37:00 <slinky_J> its a rad drama thriller
37:00 <slinky_J> slow paced too
37:00 <TheRon> like 7
40:00 <TheRon> when doctors say keep the fluids up do they have beers in mind?
42:00 <slinky_J> hahaha
42:00 <slinky_J> i reckon they do ronnie
42:00 <slinky_J> i reckon they do
42:00 <TheRon> it works
44:00 <TheRon> talking heads - once in a lifetime
44:00 <slinky_J> werd
44:00 <Ana_Ng> handbra
45:00 <TheRon> just do it Ana_Ng 
46:00 <TheRon> try storm
51:00 <slinky_J> because uh
51:00 <slinky_J> a thug changes
51:00 <slinky_J> and love changes
52:00 <slinky_J> and best friends become strangers
52:00 <slinky_J> word up!
52:00 <Bitchka> i want to know what love is
52:00 <Bitchka> i want you to show me
52:00 <TheRon> i got 99 problems but the bitch aint one
53:00 <slinky_J> i want you to shoooww meee
53:00 <slinky_J> would u care to dance Bitchka?
53:00 <Bitchka> id love to dance, slinky
53:00 <slinky_J> MILITARY TWO-STEP LOL
53:00 <slinky_J> aww
53:00 <TheRon> no you don't
54:00 <slinky_J> hahaha
54:00 <slinky_J> salsa?
54:00 <slinky_J> xD
54:00 <TheRon> last lager waltz?
54:00 <Bitchka> i want to do the horizontal mambo with you
54:00 <Loof>  /ignore Bitchka
54:00 <slinky_J> haha
54:00 <slinky_J> can we make it a white mandingo party?
54:00 <slinky_J> coz i got friends
54:00 <slinky_J> ;D
55:00 <Bitchka> loof is a loser
55:00 <slinky_J> ahahahaha
55:00 <slinky_J> loof is a drug addict psycho
55:00 <TheRon> i'm listening to robbie williams - come undone
55:00 <Bitchka> i can tell he stinks of poo
57:00 <Bitchka> robbie williams is a gay isnt he? 
57:00 <TheRon> ask him
57:00 <Maurice> He's married with a kid
57:00 <Bitchka> that doesnt mean much
58:00 <Bitchka> john travolta is married too and so is tom cruise, and then there is thorpe and his pearl necklace
58:00 <xm> Elton John is married too
59:00 <Bitchka> i wonder if he could acheive the same fame if he retained his original name
59:00 <TheRon> i vote that we don't have anymore of these meetings initiated by Bitchka 
59:00 <Bitchka> i suppose engelbert humperdink became very famous
59:00 <xm> Ahmed Khan?
00:00 <Ana_Ng> uh
00:00 <Ana_Ng> thats not his real name
00:00 <Bitchka> who?
01:00 <Ana_Ng> humperdinck
01:00 <Bitchka> did i ever suggest it was?
01:00 <Ana_Ng> yes
01:00 <slinky_J> timinnn thats why life keeps on grindin
01:00 <TheRon> bob dylan is a jew
02:00 <slinky_J> to a point where a slinky caint stop
02:00 <Bitchka> i most certainly did not
02:00 <slinky_J> thas why im quick to fill a b!tch!
02:00 <slinky_J> lols
02:00 <slinky_J> wheres Jewel :(
02:00 <slinky_J> ima haz a cig
02:00 <Ana_Ng> ok well looked like it
02:00 <TheRon> i saw jewel in concert once
02:00 <Bitchka> jewel is a slut
02:00 <slinky_J> i like jewel
03:00 <slinky_J> shes nice
03:00 <Bitchka> you should check your facts before you interject so distastefully
03:00 <Ana_Ng> fuck off
03:00 <Ana_Ng> what is your problem?
03:00 <Loof> `seen British^Mea
03:00 <slinky_J> AHAHAHA
03:00 <slinky_J> fucker dont know where the t key is
03:00 <Bitchka> i might well ask you the very same
04:00 <TheRon> meatloaf - paradise by the dashboard light
04:00 <British^Meat> im right here u nutter
04:00 <Ana_Ng> i hope you die of breast cancer
04:00 <Bitchka> you keep used tampons? you filthy bitch.
04:00 <slinky_J> AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
04:00 <Ana_Ng> stupid whore
04:00 <MadScientist> oh I see anas angry again
04:00 <MadScientist> go figure
04:00 <Bitchka> anas a slanty eyed whore
04:00 <Ana_Ng> keep it up
05:00 <Ana_Ng> say more stupid shit
05:00 <MadScientist> lol
05:00 <TheRon> 14 - 24 storm 67 mins
05:00 <Ana_Ng> waiting
05:00 <MadScientist> smackhead
05:00 <Bitchka> whilst on tour in japan, she developed a love of scatology
05:00 <MadScientist> hhaha
05:00 <MadScientist> and milk enemas
06:00 <Ana_Ng> wrong country
06:00 <fawks> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cm7Ym2FqpS0
06:00 <Bitchka> and she keeps used tampons
06:00 <fawks> ehehehehe
06:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Spencer Reid Promotes the FBI - From Criminal Minds 4x08, "Masterpiece" (Feb 13, 2011) 0 - Category: Entertainment - 5,691 - 44 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
06:00 <Bitchka> that makes her an unfathomably filthy creature
06:00 <Ana_Ng> poor bitchka, daddy didn't want her so now she sucks cock so guys will like her
06:00 <Bitchka> im a guy, you shit eating slut
06:00 <Ana_Ng> i'm not asian, you retard
07:00 <TheRon> Ana_Ng: this is the aussie education system at work\
07:00 <Bitchka> of course you are, with a name like that
07:00 <Ana_Ng> but i will smear you with my clumpy menstruation
08:00 <Bitchka> i bet you freeze yoru used tampons and use them as a popsicle for those hot summer nights
08:00 <Ana_Ng> weak
09:00 <Ana_Ng> poor, flaccid bitchka
09:00 <Bitchka> im not trying to offend or upset you
09:00 <Bitchka> just stating facts
09:00 <Bitchka> face facts
09:00 <Ana_Ng> too dumb to argue on the internet
09:00 <Ana_Ng> that is epically dumb
09:00 <TheRon> CAN'T WE ALL JUST GET ALONG!!!!!!!!!!
10:00 <doctor> you must fight it out untill one of you remains victorious
10:00 <Bitchka> all this started because ana made an angry, uninformed, and distasteful interjection
10:00 <doctor> there is no exception to the rule
11:00 <TheRon> i hate those pesky aryans
12:00 <Picard> BAAAAAA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA @ simba
12:00 <slinky_J> woooooooo
12:00 <slinky_J> yea boi
12:00 <slinky_J> i luv the way shit just works out good
14:00 <TheRon> what does a blonde do when she wakes up?
14:00 <TheRon> gets up and goes home
14:00 <Bitchka> hahaha
14:00 <Bitchka> love you ron xx
15:00 <TheRon> i love me too
16:00 <TheRon> why does a blonde write C & A on her knickers??
16:00 <TheRon> so she doesn't put them on back to front
19:00 <Nikky`> tsk tsk TheRon.. blonde jokes 
19:00 <TheRon> what?
20:00 <TheRon> i'm not blonde so its ok
20:00 <Nikky`> I see
21:00 <[peakin]> My location: St Leonards, Australia
21:00 <[peakin]> Woops
23:00 <Nikky`> Its ok.. ppl on here are too lazy to stalk
25:00 <slinky_J> Another homey got smoked but it's no surprise
25:00 <slinky_J> everybody's trippin' cause the boy was too young to die
25:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IxkJHX7ukKE
26:00 <FredFlinstone> TheRon you going next week?
26:00 <TheRon> prob not
27:00 <FredFlinstone> oh
27:00 <FredFlinstone> we gonna go back to platform 28 
27:00 <TheRon> sitting with you carlton ferals doesn't appeal
27:00 <FredFlinstone> for a change
27:00 <TheRon> see
27:00 <FredFlinstone> :P
27:00 <FredFlinstone> bastard
27:00 <FredFlinstone> wont be many there I am sure
28:00 <TheRon> the bar at the station?
28:00 <FredFlinstone> lolz
28:00 <[Maverick]> who is carlton playing? 
28:00 <TheRon> geelong
28:00 <FredFlinstone> we went to Mail Exchange today for lunch
28:00 <TheRon> another easy win
28:00 <Nikky`> Geeeeeeeeeeeelong
28:00 <[Maverick]> ahhh 
28:00 <[Maverick]> gooo the cats 
28:00 <FredFlinstone> like last time?
28:00 <TheRon> what?
28:00 <FredFlinstone> was very easy
29:00 <TheRon> it was well in hand
29:00 <FredFlinstone> yeah right
29:00 <FredFlinstone> your cock in yuor hand more like it
29:00 <TheRon> when i got home maybe
29:00 <FredFlinstone> how can 5 points be well in hand
29:00 <FredFlinstone> ffs
29:00 <TheRon> stop it you're sounding like matthew
30:00 <partay> lol
30:00 <TheRon> :)
30:00 <FredFlinstone> what? I am speaking with a lisp?
30:00 <TheRon> matthew's top lip quivers as he speaks
30:00 <Nikky`> If you go for Carlton i'll say yes
30:00 <FredFlinstone> when he speaks or gives head?
30:00 <TheRon> dunno about the head
30:00 <FredFlinstone> lolz
31:00 <FredFlinstone> cant see either of those teams last night going anywhere in the finals
31:00 <TheRon> nah
31:00 <TheRon> or collingwood
31:00 <TheRon> or adelaide
31:00 <FredFlinstone> was a good match to watch but the standard was shit
31:00 <FredFlinstone> as in close
31:00 <TheRon> it's the top 5
32:00 <FredFlinstone> yepps
32:00 <FredFlinstone> would have likes the Suns to make it
32:00 <FredFlinstone> but without Gazza
32:00 <FredFlinstone> :(
32:00 <TheRon> yeah, lost their top player and puff towards the end of the season
33:00 <TheRon> if they lost gary earlier in the season i reckon would've been easier to cope with
33:00 <slinky_J> uh duhhh
33:00 <slinky_J> duhhhhh
33:00 <slinky_J> whar did dey go whar did dey go?
33:00 <FredFlinstone> prolly
33:00 <slinky_J> met, ay yo u never get anuff of this
34:00 <slinky_J> STEP, an u get snuffed like alupugus!
34:00 <slinky_J> aha
34:00 <fawks> aha
38:00 <partay> Hi fawks
38:00 <fawks> evening
39:00 <partay> Sup
40:00 <partay> Not entertaining any young suitors tonight fawks? 
41:00 <[Maverick]> she is under my desk atm 
41:00 <[Maverick]> and that's why Loof is a fuckwit 
41:00 <Loof> :(
42:00 <fawks> nah im assignmenting
42:00 <partay> Loof is ok hes just simple
42:00 <fawks> well im supposed to be
42:00 <fawks> oierwgfkm
42:00 <Loof> why am i a fuckwit?
43:00 <[Maverick]> ..
43:00 <partay> LOL
45:00 <fawks> https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/v/t1.0-9/1475847_636312023082658_271327892_n.jpg?oh=24617264d8ec955f3171c6f1850ea277&oe=5476F547&__gda__=1415631121_cacc0d977e438f045ef942e08a4cdefb
46:00 <Loof> dont you like beiber?
47:00 <fawks> .
47:00 <Nikky`> No
48:00 <fawks> slutz https://scontent-a-pao.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xap1/t1.0-9/1507070_635831456464048_443258924_n.jpg
48:00 <Ana_Ng> honour The Beeb
49:00 <partay> Nice fawks.  Bless sluts
49:00 <[Maverick]> slutz and their slotz 
50:00 <xm> that was the pope taking the cam. i read the meta-data
50:00 <xm> cam shot
50:00 <xm> he truly is conencting with the common people
50:00 <xm> he thinks just like us
52:00 <Loof> you're the fuckwit [Maverick] fucking cocksampler
53:00 <Loof>  /ignore [Maverick] 
54:00 <Nikky`> Oh my
54:00 <Skirmish> rage out.
54:00 <Maurice> Thats 60 out of 63 people now on ignore
55:00 <Skirmish> He put himself on ignore once and wondered why when he typed nothing would show up on his screen.
55:00 <Maurice> LOL
55:00 <Simple_Blonde> lol
55:00 <partay> lol
56:00 <fawks> LOLOL
56:00 <slinky_J> fawks
56:00 <fawks> oui
56:00 <slinky_J> i gots hella authentic italian
56:00 <slinky_J> from this place Pasta Deli
57:00 <fawks> food?
57:00 <slinky_J> u want some
57:00 <slinky_J> ?
57:00 <fawks> sure email me some pasta
57:00 <slinky_J> i gots a salmon sauce
57:00 <slinky_J> k
57:00 <slinky_J> rofl omigosh
57:00 <slinky_J> watch this
57:00 <slinky_J> HOW TO MAKE A PC
58:00 <slinky_J> https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=838683632817877
58:00 <fawks> no watching, im supposed to be doing my assignment
58:00 <fawks> im getting  distracted
58:00 <fawks> roeigjwe5ietogeprkg
58:00 <Nikky`> Go do it fawks.. go on, get young lady
58:00 <fawks> yes mom
59:00 <fawks> <3
59:00 <Nikky`> Good or i'll have to ground you 
59:00 <Nikky`> <3
59:00 <slinky_J> ITS SO GOOD
59:00 <fawks> ill be back ;D
59:00 <slinky_J> WOTCH IT
59:00 <slinky_J> lols
59:00 <slinky_J> nikz u wotch it first :)
59:00 <slinky_J> roflmao
59:00 <fawks> is it the how to basic idiot who throws eggs at everything?
59:00 <slinky_J> +more eggs pls
59:00 <slinky_J> oh
59:00 <slinky_J> yer
59:00 <fawks> i fucking hate that cunt. hes disgusting
59:00 <slinky_J> ahahahaha
59:00 <Nikky`> Nah, I don't want to watch
59:00 <fawks> all his videos are sickening
59:00 <slinky_J> how about making a pie?
59:00 <slinky_J> :( :(
59:00 <fawks> k bbs
59:00 <slinky_J> u better dl movie i said!
59:00 <slinky_J> kk
59:00 <beagle> chicken kiev for dinner tonite
00:00 <fawks> what movie
01:00 <slinky_J> A Dangerous Method
01:00 <slinky_J> omigosh i posted u the trailer earlier today :(
01:00 <fawks> i wasnt here for most of the day
03:00 <slinky_J> ow
04:00 <slinky_J> i wasnt for several hours COZ I WENT OUT MY WAY TO BUY U FOOD lolol
05:00 <slinky_J> any dl it its great, a good drama
05:00 <slinky_J> i gotta get bak to flirtin on fb in rhyme lols
06:00 <beagle> by the time chicken kiev is cooked im gonna be fucking starving
06:00 <beagle> then ice cream for dessert
08:00 <beagle> i wonder how long this kiev takes to cook
10:00 <[Maverick]> 45 mins at 230c 
11:00 <beagle> they said 40 min 200c
11:00 <beagle> im like wtf
11:00 <beagle> just throw it in and guess
11:00 <beagle> will take about hour !
11:00 <partay> Beagle eat it raw.  Healthier
11:00 <beagle> my stupid oven atleast it was free
12:00 <Simple_Blonde> be dry as shit at that temp
12:00 <Simple_Blonde> 180 for half hour
16:00 <beagle> no body is cooking my kiev but me :)
17:00 <beagle> ill have to 
17:00 <beagle> wait long while its frozen
17:00 <beagle> but its on 200c
17:00 <beagle> i kinda wanna put it higher
17:00 <beagle> cause i know its gonna take longer than the timer even can alarm me
18:00 <Simple_Blonde> defrsot in microwave 1st
18:00 <beagle> forgot
18:00 <Picard> lol @ last nights logs when i left
19:00 <Picard> simba wanting me perm ban lol
19:00 <beagle> i agree with simba
19:00 <Picard> you're a fucking moron, it doesnt matter what you think
19:00 <Picard> jewel is a lying slut
20:00 <beagle> i have noticed that people that dont like me have lower intelligence level
20:00 <Picard> lol
21:00 <beagle> well, i spose, lol for you
21:00 <MotorCity> simba is always crying to get bans imposed
21:00 <MotorCity> a bitch he is
22:00 <Picard> he is
22:00 <beagle> he is a young man with power hunger on irc
22:00 <Picard> its all he has
30:00 <beagle> http://imgur.com/oqhKHON
30:00 <Picard> beagle who is that?
32:00 <MotorCity> I wonder where Matthew is hiding
33:00 <Picard> under a rock
36:00 <partay> Poor Picard
38:00 <Picard> poor?
38:00 <partay> In every sense of the word
38:00 <Picard> lmfao u know so little boy
39:00 <partay> HAHAHA
39:00 <Picard> hows the property tycoon tonight?
39:00 <partay> great
39:00 <Picard> figured out those returns yet?
39:00 <partay> Hahaha
40:00 <Picard> what was it 4%
40:00 <Picard> ?
40:00 <partay> lol 4%
40:00 <partay> Oh I didn't you the update
41:00 <partay> Nm tou wouldn't understand
44:00 <Picard> lol @ partgay living in fantasy land
44:00 <Picard> in a flap trying to google property returns
45:00 <partay> Haha
45:00 <partay> Ok champ
45:00 <MotorCity> partay is on the same level as simba
45:00 <MotorCity> both are BITCHES
45:00 <partay> Picard is as stupid as he is ugly
46:00 <Picard> MotorCity that is correct
46:00 <Picard> partay likes to pretend he is a property tycoon
47:00 <partay> Im no tycoon just avg.  Can't help it if you're a loser Picard and work till you're 70
48:00 <MotorCity> thats right
48:00 <MotorCity> Mr Real Estate
48:00 <partay> Glad u agree
49:00 <MotorCity> partay is a loser, but I think simba is a little worse
49:00 <ness> im soooo bored
51:00 <Picard> lol 2 qork till im 70
51:00 <Picard> work**
53:00 <Loof> British^Meat invite me
54:00 <partay> Hahaha Picard.  Its too late you lose
54:00 <Picard> harldy
54:00 <Picard> hardly*
55:00 <PandasDontDrive> oh man
55:00 <PandasDontDrive> one huge meatball
55:00 <PandasDontDrive> bowl full of putanesca
55:00 <PandasDontDrive> my eyes so tired lolz
55:00 <Picard> only your eyes?
00:00 <PandasDontDrive> ye good food
00:00 <PandasDontDrive> makes me sleepy
02:00 <g^style> so does me punching you in the face
03:00 <Picard> pity u dont eat good for more often, we wouldnt have to listen yo u rant
03:00 <Picard> food**
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> you wouldnt be so fat if you were on a good diet
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> jusayen
07:00 <Picard> fuck off with telling me how i should eat
07:00 <Picard> healthy eating cunts die of heart attaccks
08:00 <PandasDontDrive> didnt you just suggest something about my eating
09:00 <Picard> yes, more making the point id like you to sleep so we dont have to read the shit u type
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> how long since you've seen your point?
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> ahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
15:00 <Zade> lol
16:00 <partay> lol
17:00 <beagle> gee thanks Serenity
17:00 <beagle> :)
18:00 <Picard> lol
18:00 <Picard> wb beagle
19:00 <Seth_Pardoe> hey Picard
19:00 <Seth_Pardoe> embrace homosexuality
20:00 <Picard> nuh
20:00 <Picard> im a homophobe
20:00 <Picard> bash the cunts to death i say
20:00 <Picard> geelong are the real deal, they know when to lift
20:00 <Seth_Pardoe> Picard: just because you like the feel of a scrotum on yourh ead
21:00 <Picard> no i cant say i do
21:00 <Picard> now go attempt to troll someone who will react
21:00 <PandasDontDrive> wait
22:00 <PandasDontDrive> ur a homophobe
22:00 <PandasDontDrive> but you like australian rules football
22:00 <PandasDontDrive> lolz
22:00 <PandasDontDrive> irony
22:00 <Seth_Pardoe> lol yeah
22:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
22:00 <Seth_Pardoe> he likes watching guys run around in little boys shorts
22:00 <Seth_Pardoe> gets a good view of the tackle
23:00 <Picard> i dont realy
23:00 <Picard> i like to stir matthew about footy
23:00 <Picard> its just a game
23:00 <Seth_Pardoe> picard you're a fucking humpty dumpty
23:00 <Seth_Pardoe> an egg
23:00 <Picard> who gives a fuck
23:00 <MotorCity> Where is Matthew?
24:00 <MotorCity> !seen JamesHird
24:00 <MotorCity> Tiger Land
24:00 <Seth_Pardoe> http://tasmaniantimes.com/images/articles/9e9900289b900296dad9c8b58ab72c8f.jpg
24:00 <Seth_Pardoe> thats you picard
24:00 <Picard> lol @ hird
25:00 <Picard> he is finished
25:00 <Picard> will be a new board in place soon
25:00 <Seth_Pardoe> http://www.smbc-comics.com/?id=3376#comic
25:00 <Picard> little is gone
25:00 <Picard> hird is gone
25:00 <Seth_Pardoe> Picard: how's mildura today
32:00 <Seth_Pardoe> partay: 
34:00 <partay> Picard is a fat fuck
35:00 <Picard> partgay why so angry?
35:00 <beagle> Picard i dont mind gay people just arent gay myself
35:00 <partay> Hahaha
35:00 <Picard> lets talk property, as you have googled all the answers
35:00 <partay> Im not angry
35:00 <partay> Im laughing at you
35:00 <Picard> u seem angry
35:00 <beagle> i dont see how you would enjoy being gay. they probably dont. but its what they are driven to do.
35:00 <Picard> i bet u are punching holes in the walls of your rented unnit
35:00 <partay> LOL
36:00 <Picard> lol beagle
36:00 <Picard> some guys enjoy a cock in their arse
36:00 <Picard> ask partgay
36:00 <Picard> he can fill u in
36:00 <partay> Poor Picard
36:00 <Picard> yep im poor
37:00 <Picard> living under the bridge in a tent
37:00 <Picard> so so so poor
37:00 <doctor> get a job ya bum
38:00 <Picard> i like the dole
38:00 <Picard> partay is my hero i wanna be like him
38:00 <partay> Picard that will never happen.  You're a loser
38:00 <partay> Born lose
38:00 <Picard> thats what i mean, im just like you
39:00 <Picard> my life is complete
39:00 <partay> A complete disaster
39:00 <partay> Your family hates you
40:00 <partay> LOL
40:00 <Picard> partgay did u google those questions i asked u
40:00 <Picard> tell me all about your portfolio
40:00 <Picard> rich man partgay, so lucky
41:00 <Picard> donald trump would be impressed
41:00 <Seth_Pardoe> Picard: I thought you worked
41:00 <Seth_Pardoe> lying fat bald fuck
42:00 <Picard> nuh mate, im a loser on the dole just like partgay
42:00 <partay> Im just avg Picard for my age
42:00 <Picard> everything i tell u is a lie
42:00 <Picard> ive got nothing
42:00 <Seth_Pardoe> you should kill yourself
42:00 <Picard> i struggle to pay the rent on my office of housing unit
43:00 <partay> Hahaha
43:00 <partay> Poor Picard
43:00 <Seth_Pardoe> I hope you die in a pile of your own waste Picard 
44:00 <Picard> i had a major score today, went to maccas just as they were throwing the scraps in the bin, got a whole bag of kitchen scraps. it will feed the family for 4 or 5 days
44:00 <Seth_Pardoe> what family
44:00 <Seth_Pardoe> you have no one
44:00 <crash> i need a vacation
45:00 <Picard> u know the half eaten buns, the fries that fall on the floor
45:00 <Picard> such a score
45:00 <Picard> even a few used napkins i can use as toilet paper
45:00 <beehhh> im back
45:00 <partay> No wonder your kids hate you
45:00 <beehhh> went n order my new HP
45:00 <Seth_Pardoe> beehhh: no one cares
45:00 <Seth_Pardoe> kill yourself
45:00 <Picard> my kids hate me?
45:00 <beehhh> your mom cares for me
46:00 <Picard> Seth_Pardoe is angry
46:00 <Picard> he comes here to project then rages at us
46:00 <beehhh> its showing
47:00 <Seth_Pardoe> I'm angry because there are no new memes
47:00 <beehhh> free dildo for all college graduate
48:00 <Seth_Pardoe> Picard: what do you do all day?
49:00 <Simple_Blonde> sits at maccas waiting for floor scraps
50:00 <MotorCity> Aimee
50:00 <MotorCity> rofl
50:00 <MotorCity> go back to your singles bitch
51:00 <Picard> wait at maccas for the bins to be emptied
51:00 <Picard> you?
52:00 <Seth_Pardoe> whats with the guys pretending to be girls?
52:00 <[Maverick]> They like it when Picard annoys them 
52:00 <Picard> looking for a nice cock
52:00 <beehhh> i need to cook dinner
53:00 <beehhh> beef balls with boiled egges n herbal noodle
53:00 <BlackDevil> <beehhh> i need to cock dinner
54:00 <Seth_Pardoe> Picard: can you even touch your cock?
54:00 <Picard> rubbing it now
54:00 <Picard> its hard
54:00 <Zade> lol
54:00 <BlackDevil> post the fap video of yours
54:00 <Picard> wanna see?
54:00 <BlackDevil> its a turn on
54:00 <Picard> pm me for skype
55:00 <crash> not many males seem to live to 65 these days
59:00 <beehhh> http://xxxdessert.com/tube/contents/videos_screenshots/16000/16673/preview.mp4.jpg
01:00 <doctor> living to 80 seems a bit daunting to me
02:00 <doctor> don't know why anyone would want to stretch it out that long
02:00 <Picard> fuk that
02:00 <crash> explains the gender ratio tables anyway doctor
02:00 <Picard> 70 will do me
02:00 <doctor> 65 is well and truely enough
02:00 <crash> at 65 all of a sudden women outnumber men
02:00 <crash> not surprising though
02:00 <crash> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_sex_ratio#mediaviewer/File:Sex_ratio_total_population_2.png
02:00 <Picard> too old to get it up then
02:00 <crash> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_sex_ratio 
02:00 <crash> interesting anyway
03:00 <crash> female dominated planet
04:00 <doctor> if life is all about expanding the population, you don't need a huge amount of men obviously
04:00 <beehhh> yeah one man rooting many
04:00 <beehhh> women are in control of things now
05:00 <beehhh> they dont like sick or weak male
05:00 <beagle> they are ?
05:00 <doctor> we're all fucked then
05:00 <beagle> they dont ?
05:00 <crash> nature is pretty fair
05:00 <beagle> bring in the women !
05:00 <beagle> lets teach em a lesson !
05:00 <crash> its essentially a 50/50 ratio everywhere
05:00 <beagle> bee do ya wanna skype
06:00 <beehhh> an hours time i could
06:00 <beehhh> brb cooking beef noodle
06:00 <beagle> okay enjoy !
06:00 <beagle> i ate chicken kiev
06:00 <beehhh> ive order this one
06:00 <beagle> told whole internet world
06:00 <beagle> cause its fucking tasty
07:00 <ness> i want chicken kiev
07:00 <crash> ness i want a back rub
08:00 <beehhh> msm works like a good xtc tab
08:00 <beagle> pardon me bee no idea what that means
08:00 <beehhh> http://www.livewell2u.com/products.php?p=ostemsm
09:00 <beehhh> made in usa
11:00 <Aimee> h
11:00 <crash> heroin ?
13:00 <unemployed_Outcast> anyone seen Matthew lately?
13:00 <xm> yeah, he just fired someone from his work
13:00 <xm> you?
13:00 <crash> didnt cop it up the arse ?
13:00 <unemployed_Outcast> 'Matthew last seen at the MCG with his pants pulled down
13:00 <xm> you mean he was using the toilets 
13:00 <unemployed_Outcast> escorted off the ground for lewd behaviour
13:00 <xm> nothign wrong with that m8
14:00 <unemployed_Outcast> he fired someone?  you mean hes a manager?
14:00 <unemployed_Outcast> that mentally ill fuck aint no manager
14:00 <crash> manager of arse fucking
14:00 <unemployed_Outcast> oh of course
14:00 <unemployed_Outcast> thagt makes total sense
15:00 <crash> haven't seen him anyway
15:00 <crash> think he comes here when the footy is on yeah ?
15:00 <crash> sports buff or something
16:00 <unemployed_Outcast> arse fucking while watching the footy
22:00 <xm> sex and watching sports. that's quite manly
22:00 <xm> while we are all sitting here typing like receptionists
23:00 <xm> someone just PM'd me on FB a link full of pug pictures dressed in baby doll costumes. might click...
23:00 <Serenity> mm sex
24:00 <unemployed_Outcast> Stick to your hand like the rest of us serenity
24:00 <xm> the saying is talk to the hand ya numnuts
24:00 <unemployed_Outcast> its the only sex we can get
24:00 <British^Meat> dave benson caravens
24:00 <British^Meat> DBC a family affair
25:00 <unemployed_Outcast> well i tried incest once, for something different, it never really hit off
25:00 <unemployed_Outcast> i didnt feel anything really
25:00 <unemployed_Outcast> NO NO NO-  DBC!!!!
25:00 <unemployed_Outcast> He's trying to put Noel out of business!
26:00 <unemployed_Outcast> DOnt u dare go shop at DBC!
26:00 <unemployed_Outcast> DO you READ me??
26:00 <British^Meat> DBC a family affair
26:00 <unemployed_Outcast> Anyone seen driving with a caravan from DB  will be assasinated!
28:00 <Serenity> [8:24pm] <unemployed_Outcast> its the only sex we can get
28:00 <Serenity> speak for yourself buddy
28:00 <xm> people driving with a caravan are always famous. like Jamie Oliver
28:00 <xm> so they are very attractive targets for assassins
28:00 <Serenity> id like to rock jamie olivers caravan
28:00 <xm> off a cliff
29:00 <Serenity> nooooooo
29:00 <xm> he's a naughty little boy
29:00 <unemployed_Outcast> u mean u can get real sex serenity? 
29:00 <crash> he needs more sun
29:00 <crash> pale is never good
29:00 <unemployed_Outcast> prove it to us
29:00 <Serenity> im married so one would hope so
29:00 <Simple_Blonde> he needs speech pathology 2
29:00 <xm> pale is good so doctors can say you're dead without having to hang around to check your pulse
29:00 <unemployed_Outcast> lol  married sex is worse than wanking
30:00 <crash> rules out sun cancer as well
30:00 <Serenity> sure it is..
30:00 <unemployed_Outcast> serenity, do u have kids?
30:00 <Serenity> yeah 10
30:00 <matrix> Wanking is not even proper sex
31:00 <crash> does the job
31:00 <crash> just have to clean uo
31:00 <crash> up*
31:00 <crash> easier to let the woman do that
31:00 <unemployed_Outcast> as sick as this might sound,  try having gentle sex with one of them,  it will be more stimulating for both you and your kids
31:00 <unemployed_Outcast> my mum did it to me
31:00 <[Maverick]> Females are good like that.. the only way the sperm gets from the bedroom to the bathroom 
31:00 <unemployed_Outcast> when she was giving me a scrub in the bathtub
32:00 <unemployed_Outcast> i was 12 at the time
32:00 <unemployed_Outcast> maybe that wasnt so cool to share
32:00 <unemployed_Outcast> moving on
32:00 <Student> yes, may be
34:00 <xm> i think it was angry arab midget dude
35:00 <Student> you think :)
35:00 <Serenity> that was fucking weird
35:00 <xm> aliens broadcast that thought to my mind 
36:00 <Simple_Blonde> tasmanian
36:00 <Serenity> tasmanias just fuck their siblings
36:00 <Serenity> they dont molest their kids
37:00 <xm> they only screw around with their DNA
38:00 <[Maverick]> Did you know most female Olympic 100m Runners are Tasmanian... and are still virgins.. Cause they were able to get away from their siblings. 
38:00 <xm> that was one massive long jump from Tasmania to the mainland
38:00 <crash> to cold there to get a hard on
39:00 <xm> ER (EPIC RECORD) 300kmb
39:00 <[Maverick]> crash: if a chick get's naked and rubs up against you in a snow storm, you will get a hard on 
39:00 <[Maverick]> trust me.. Serenity did it to me last winter 
40:00 <crash> [Maverick] not if i was cold
40:00 <xm> ive seen documentaries where wolves have had penis lock during cold blizzards even
40:00 <xm> where there is a will there is a way!
40:00 <crash> primal instinct as a mammal
40:00 <xm> now i know what you did last winter
40:00 <Simple_Blonde> lol
41:00 <[Maverick]> ahaha 
43:00 <Student> does not like us
43:00 <Serenity> dont all dogs get that cock lock thing when they root
43:00 <crash> same breed probably not
43:00 <crash> otherwise most likely
43:00 <[Maverick]> so BlackDevil would get it all the time then 
43:00 <[Maverick]> being a dog and all 
44:00 <xm> is he a top dawg
44:00 <xm> or bottom dawg
44:00 <Student> a pamper wearing dog
48:00 <Loof> i'm not a girl
48:00 <Loof> not yet a woman
48:00 <Serenity> thanks brit
49:00 <xm> i literally just said that in another channel a few minutes ago
49:00 <xm> Loof, is there any reason why you said that?
49:00 <Loof> no
49:00 <Loof> just popped in my head
50:00 <xm> we are in sync!
50:00 <Student> nice couple
50:00 <xm> [20:41:10] 18<brettingham_hiv_faggot18> stop trying to get off on a technicality, you have hiv but not aids
50:00 <xm> [20:41:39] 20<xm>30 it's like britney spear's song. im not a girl, not yet a woman
50:00 <Loof> lol
52:00 <Serenity> who has hiv
54:00 <Loof> hi Sperm
55:00 <Sherm> hi loof
55:00 <Serenity> you should have said 'Hi poof' it would have gone with the theme
55:00 <matrix> HIV and AIDS are technically two different things
55:00 <Loof> lol
55:00 <matrix> Sorry I know i am slow
55:00 <Sherm> lol serenity - i did think of that - but im sick and cbf
56:00 <Serenity> aw
56:00 <[Maverick]> TheSherminator, sent back in time to change one lucky ladies night 
56:00 <[Maverick]> pew pew 
56:00 <Sherm> 1lol macerick - yup
57:00 <Sherm> and that never gets old
57:00 <Loof> http://i1334.photobucket.com/albums/w656/Handloader74/Funny%20Stuff/midget_is_trolling_gif_zpsfd3de7e9.gif
57:00 <Sherm> so whats going on in here on a saturday night
58:00 <Loof> faux irl ^
59:00 <Sherm> jesus wtf was that 
59:00 <Sherm> and can anyone tell me how to get around the bs that is the mirc registation 
00:00 <Loof> http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2312957/4-20-University-California-Santa-Cruz-police-seize-2-pound-marijuana-joint.html
02:00 <Sherm> nope?
02:00 <Zade> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iB3OR01SYaI
07:00 <Sherm> evening slower and bee
08:00 <bee_girl> sherm 
08:00 <Sherm> hows it going
08:00 <bee_girl> fine thanks and u
08:00 <slower> evening
08:00 <Sherm> how goes it slower
09:00 <Sherm> doing ok here bee - home early from a praty due to sickness
09:00 <slower> sherm better now that the worst of the winter is gone
09:00 <bee_girl> eek sickness... doesn't sound good
10:00 <Sherm> lol thats it slower -can only get warmer - which i hope it does soon
10:00 <Sherm> bee - just something i ate not agreeing with me
10:00 <Pyro-> ypur cock ?
10:00 <Pyro-> oooo
10:00 <Sherm> lol pyro - no - food alergy is the best way to put it
11:00 <Pyro-> alergic to nuts ? :P
11:00 <slower> talk about sick, my apendix busted a few weeks back not a nice experiance
11:00 <Sherm> hahahaha pyro 
11:00 <Sherm> ooo slower - yeah im not that bad
12:00 <bee_girl> hope ur feeling better soon
12:00 <slower> hey shit happens
13:00 <Sherm> yeah ill be fine in the morning
14:00 <slower> hahaha thats what I said
14:00 <Sherm> nah - ive had the reaction before - ill be fine 
15:00 <Sherm> its not a serious reaction
15:00 <Sherm> just need a empty house and im all good
16:00 <slower> so, you going to remove all the furniture
16:00 <Sherm> lol nah just better to be alone :)
18:00 <slower>   yep sometimes you just need some space to yourself
18:00 <Sherm> and its safer for other people not to be around me lol
20:00 <slower> lucky me, I dont think I have any food alergy
20:00 <Sherm> its my only one
21:00 <slower> seems strange, how so many people these days seem to have them
22:00 <Sherm> yep
23:00 <slower> the latest seems to be glutton, I had to look it up, the first time i heard about it
23:00 <Sherm> lol yeah and they say thats more people choosing to be gluten intolerant
23:00 <slower> hmmm is that how you spell it
24:00 <slower> i sometimes wonder, is it in the head?
24:00 <Sherm> lol it seems to be
25:00 <slower> my cousin claims she cant eat stuff that she used to
25:00 <Sherm> hahahahah
26:00 <Sherm> yeah i have a friend like that "i cant eat this and that"
26:00 <slower> she ate pork, now she says she breaks out in a rash if she does?????????????
26:00 <Sherm> ummm ok 
30:00 <Sherm> slower - need to give her something with pork in it and get her to eat it
32:00 <Sherm> wow its a bit on the quiet side tonight - i remember when this places was packed
33:00 <Simple_Blonde> she needs some pork on her fork
33:00 <Sherm> lol yup
34:00 <Sherm> evening saemon
34:00 <Saemon> mmm cant wait for me hash bwowns to cook ^_^
35:00 <Saemon> yes, i know, i said hash "bwowns", not "browns"
35:00 <Saemon> cuz its cute
35:00 <Saemon> evenin Sherm
35:00 <Saemon> s'goin on brah
35:00 <Sherm> sfa 
35:00 <Sherm> quiet night at home
36:00 <Saemon> lolz
36:00 <Saemon> sat night bro
36:00 <Saemon> should be out partyin mate
36:00 <Sherm> meant to be at a party - but came home early
36:00 <Saemon> i would, if had friends
36:00 <Saemon> why u came home early?
37:00 <Sherm> lol saemon - all my friedns are there - im home alone with a stomach ache
37:00 <Saemon> was the party a sausage fest?
37:00 <Sherm> lol nah even split of girls/guys
37:00 <Saemon> wats it like habing friends?
37:00 <Saemon> is it fun?
37:00 <Sherm> yeah - causes my weekends to be busy
39:00 <Sherm> plus im old - and over the party scene
39:00 <Saemon> how old are you?
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> peeps
40:00 <Simple_Blonde> must be over 50
40:00 <[Maverick]> kateeeee
40:00 <[Maverick]> you sexy thing
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> hai
40:00 <Sherm> hey hey kate
40:00 <[Maverick]> how yah doin? 
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> hey hey
40:00 <Sherm> simple - 37
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> ummm good
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> you?
41:00 <gir> yeah not bad eh 
41:00 <Simple_Blonde> that aint old
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> sweet action :D
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> 37 is old when you're 27!
42:00 <Simple_Blonde> true dat
42:00 <Sherm> simple - it is when u spend a lot of inbetween years partying
42:00 <Sherm> lol thanks kate
42:00 <Simple_Blonde> nope unless u tok drugs then u need to harden up
43:00 <Sherm> lol nah no drugs taken here
43:00 <Simple_Blonde> nahh no excuses then lol
44:00 <Sherm> lol
45:00 <doctor> We can have our own party here
45:00 <doctor> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ecnIW2KKe6w
45:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Amber - This Is Your Night (Official Video HD).1 ( Mar 4, 2013) 3:58 - Category: People & Blogs - 38,045 - 239 likes (99.2%), 2 dislikes (0.8%)
45:00 <doctor> None of you are invited
45:00 <xm> lots of old eurodance from you lately, doctor
46:00 <doctor> yeah, good to spoil yourself with
46:00 <xm> you're making me have to go back to my room to get the headphones
46:00 <Sherm> think ill pass on that - 
46:00 <xm> i have a page from before with old classics listed
47:00 <doctor> theres a few mixes on the youtubes with all the classic hits
47:00 <doctor> few hours worth
47:00 <Sherm> ill turn my speakers off :)
48:00 <xm> yes, ive heard a few of them
48:00 <xm> i shall have to show you the way of modern dance music some time doctor
48:00 <xm> i must cure you of TheRonism
49:00 <doctor> do I need drugs?
49:00 <Sherm> you shouldnt need drugs to listen to mucis
50:00 <xm> no, but this good music will alter your brain chemistry for the better and permanently
50:00 <doctor> Alright then, I look forward to it
51:00 <Serenity> not yet a womannnn
52:00 <thestig> more then a womannnnnn
52:00 <Maurice> https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xap1/t1.0-9/10494713_10152196377842077_8544569722364973895_n.jpg
55:00 <xm> here's one for your doctor if you liked something in that same vain as amber --> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=khmqDEz6TRk
56:00 <xm> remix of an older 80s track though
56:00 <doctor> ah yes, i do like this one
57:00 <doctor> ace of base
57:00 <Saemon> https://au.news.yahoo.com/a/24672568/uk-man-dies-after-e-cigarette-explodes/
57:00 <Saemon> damn
57:00 <Saemon> those things have always seemed dangerous to me
58:00 <doctor> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sLE_emfAd74
58:00 <doctor> they're pretty useless
58:00 <doctor> can't beat the real thing
58:00 <doctor> the ecigs that is
58:00 <Saemon> wat are they exactly anyway?
58:00 <Saemon> how do they work?
59:00 <gir> google you stupid inbred cunt/ 
59:00 <doctor> they just heat a liqued so you can inhale it, you get the nicotine liqueds that people use to replace the cigarettes
59:00 <Saemon> gir why u pms for?
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