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00:00 <johninja> orly
00:00 <johninja> well there is only one way to decide this
00:00 <johninja> DANCE PARTY!!!
00:00 <Excessive> at urs?
00:00 <johninja> i guess
01:00 <Serenity> john do you have a barn
01:00 <Excessive> ok, I'll bring the system
01:00 <johninja> not really
01:00 <johninja> have a couple of sheds though
01:00 <Serenity> i want like
01:00 <Serenity> one of those big ameridan barns
01:00 <johninja> they are full with whatever junk my old man finds
01:00 <johninja> yeah that would be cool
02:00 <ShadowLurker> who did what with a goat
02:00 <johninja> i think you can get the pretty cheap now
02:00 <Serenity> full of hay and mischivious fumblings of prom age girls gigglings with their sport hero boyfriends
02:00 <Excessive> want me to bring these as well johninja? ........... https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/t1/1653309_10201032507369491_634680411_n.jpg
02:00 <johninja> like they have this DIY housing kits
02:00 <johninja> hahaha
02:00 <ShadowLurker> O.o
03:00 <johninja> what is that Excessive?
03:00 <johninja> grow lights?
03:00 <Bastardly_One> Soundwave is like magic
03:00 <Serenity> strobes?
03:00 <Bastardly_One> My shoulder is cured
03:00 <Excessive> black lights ......... the things that make the white and fluoro stand out
03:00 <Serenity> thats the acid
03:00 <johninja> ooh yeh
03:00 <Bastardly_One> or I'm really smashed ... one of the two
03:00 <johninja> funky
03:00 <Serenity> i have hair that glowed under UV lights ones
03:00 <Serenity> once
03:00 <peace> Serenity
04:00 <peace> u want see acid
04:00 <Serenity> me n my sis went out to the pub one night
04:00 <ShadowLurker> fuck off chris
04:00 <peace> u use mirc?
04:00 <peace> n)(o()(^  ^))))))    
04:00 <Serenity> some drunk guy came up to me and was like.. woahh did you know your head is glowing
04:00 <peace> i )/\=(()())=)())
04:00 <peace> n(<o?)(    ))))))
04:00 <peace> e)/  \ )/\(0)0)0) 
04:00 <peace> ((\  /(/  \))))0)
04:00 <Serenity> and then asked if i spoked his drink
04:00 <johninja> you should probably either lay off the acid or take a lot more chris
04:00 <Serenity> fuck. off. chris.
04:00 <Serenity> spiked
04:00 <Maurice> You should have told him yes
04:00 <Maurice> He woulda flipped the fuck out
04:00 <johninja> lol@glowing head
04:00 <Serenity> lollllll
05:00 <ShadowLurker> haha
05:00 <johninja> "did you spike my drink?" is a quality pickup line
05:00 <Serenity> lol
05:00 <johninja> "oh ok then, nevermind, names dave"
05:00 <Serenity> no? wanna do it anyway?
05:00 <ShadowLurker> lol
06:00 <johninja> "you should have, becuase i spiked the fuck out of yours"
06:00 <Maurice> 'No, I spiked mine instead' *wink*
06:00 <Serenity> LOL
06:00 <johninja> hehe
06:00 <ShadowLurker> hey john
06:00 <ShadowLurker> how YOU doin
06:00 <Bastardly_One> best band at soundwave goes to ... https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/t1/1977378_744626702223467_294962777_n.jpg
06:00 <johninja> hey pau
06:00 <johninja> pretty good
06:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck they were so much fun it should of been illegal
06:00 <johninja> and you?
07:00 <johninja> oh right..you were being joey
07:00 <johninja> dear diary
07:00 <ShadowLurker> ;)
07:00 <Serenity> bam bam bam a chi bam bam bam bam
07:00 <Maurice> Why am I watching Addams Family
08:00 <johninja> because you are old
08:00 <johninja> old people do weird shit
08:00 <Serenity> i want to watch
08:00 <Maurice> PISS OFF
08:00 <johninja> ahaha
08:00 <Serenity> come pick me up
08:00 <johninja> dad is watching westerns
08:00 <Maurice> Lol it's on tv
08:00 <johninja> on fox classic
08:00 <Maurice> 73
08:00 <Maurice> Nearly finished
08:00 <johninja> do you have one of those tv recorders?
09:00 <Serenity> anything else interesting on tonight?
09:00 <Maurice> Its built into my tv but I don't know how to work it
09:00 <johninja> i see
09:00 <Maurice> Road Trip is next
09:00 <Serenity> oh eff yeah
09:00 <Bastardly_One> dear fuckin god
09:00 <Bastardly_One> must be on GO!
09:00 <Bastardly_One> only go would play those
09:00 <Maurice> Serenity it's on 73
10:00 <ShadowLurker> the answers 42
10:00 <johninja> -31
11:00 <ShadowLurker> 55
11:00 <johninja> 22
11:00 <johninja> wow
11:00 <johninja> ineed a clac
11:00 <johninja> lol
11:00 <ShadowLurker> 69
11:00 <johninja> BINGO!
11:00 <Maurice> Legs Eleven
12:00 <ShadowLurker> no just 2 of em
12:00 <ShadowLurker> wrapped around ya head
13:00 <Serenity> christina ricky ricci?
13:00 <Serenity> is a weird looking chickl
13:00 <johninja> you seen black snake moan?
14:00 <johninja> salma hayeck should be in more movies
14:00 <johninja> she still pretty hot
14:00 <Maurice> Serenity
14:00 <Maurice> This is on at 9.30
14:00 <Maurice> Just when you thought you'd seen everything, meet the 'female maskers', a previously totally undocumented community of secretive family men leading extraordinary double lives as dolls.
14:00 <Serenity> yeah ShadowLurker has a black zib
14:00 <ShadowLurker> ;}
14:00 <johninja> haha
14:00 <Serenity> wow Maurice
14:00 <Maurice> ABC2
14:00 <ShadowLurker> and it resembles a maglight
15:00 <Bastardly_One> watch it
15:00 <johninja> she gets kidnapped by samual jackson and he trains her to be a housewife on a chain
15:00 <johninja> kinda forget anything but the general theme
15:00 <Bastardly_One> I d/led it two weeks ago on the recommendation of an English friend
15:00 <johninja> don't do drugs kids
15:00 <Bastardly_One> it's very good
15:00 <Bastardly_One> that masking doco
15:00 <doctor> why not johninja?
15:00 <ShadowLurker> @.@
15:00 <ShadowLurker> too late
15:00 <Maurice> I hate when you go to tell someone how awesome a movie is and you don't know anything about it
16:00 <johninja> because you will have an endless collection of DVDs you have already 'seen' but can't remember
16:00 <doctor> i don't because i don't tell fibs
16:00 <ShadowLurker> i never remember whats in a movie
16:00 <ShadowLurker> or who the chars were
16:00 <Maurice> Me either, then I'll go 'Oh I've never seen this' 10 mins in 'oh yeah, now I remember'
16:00 <ShadowLurker> sometimes i dont even remember the title
16:00 <xm> i watch milo & otis and still forget the name of the two main characters
16:00 <ShadowLurker> lol
16:00 <doctor> that's a difficult movie to digest
16:00 <johninja> haha
16:00 <ShadowLurker> who has food
16:00 <xm> deeper than any Kubrick film
17:00 <johninja> watching cheech and chong straight is an something you have to do
17:00 <Serenity> we can just watch a movie and ill be like 'tim curry looks good as a clown' and he'll be all who? after we've just watched I.T
17:00 <xm> i have to watch something like Twilight after Milo & Otis
17:00 <xm> to calm me down
17:00 <johninja> lol i remember when xms cat ran away and my dog ran away at the same time and we just pretended they went on a milo and otis adventure
17:00 <johninja> but i can't remember movies
18:00 <Maurice> LOL
18:00 <Bastardly_One> hey Bonny
18:00 <Bonny> hey Bastardly_One.. :)
18:00 <Maurice> My male cat ran away on the same day as across the roads male cat
18:00 <Maurice> If theres a movie about it, it's probably porn
18:00 <johninja> oooh
18:00 <johninja> affair
18:00 <xm> Brokeback Alley
18:00 <johninja> cheap cat motel
18:00 <Serenity> lol
19:00 <ShadowLurker> brokeback melbourne
19:00 <johninja> "there are hairballs EVERYWHERE randy, we aren't staying here" *sighs*
19:00 <Maurice> Lol
19:00 <Serenity> LOL
20:00 <johninja> Hackett’s ex-wife horrified by casino meltdown
21:00 <shadsam> * Added *!*[email protected] to ignore list
21:00 <johninja> ugh..he lost his kid and ran out in his undies looking for him
21:00 <johninja> hardly a meltdown
21:00 <shadsam> `seen awolf
21:00 <johninja> if shads ran around in his undies fair enough
21:00 <prowl> shadsam, awolf ([email protected]) was last seen parting #brisbane 1 day 17 hours 49 minutes ago (27.02. 05:32), after spending 1 hour 30 minutes there.
22:00 <Serenity> lopl did he just randomly ignore you
22:00 <xm> if shads ran around in his undies it would be an improvement from the public nudity
22:00 <johninja> yes
22:00 <johninja> lol xm
22:00 <shadsam> lol xm
22:00 <johninja> at least his gut covers up the rude bits
22:00 <xm> LOL
22:00 <Serenity> oh erw
22:00 <Serenity> lol
22:00 <ShadowLurker> SHADS you fucking cocksucker
22:00 <Bonny> how's your course going, Bastardly_One?
23:00 <Bastardly_One> no idea ... was O week this week ... good? *lol*
23:00 <shadsam> the haters loose
23:00 <Bonny> ahh so you start on monday?
23:00 <ShadowLurker> poor shads
23:00 <Bastardly_One> re-start on Monday
23:00 <ShadowLurker> cant handle a good ol fashioned efight
23:00 <johninja> can't even handle a good old fashioned peopel chatting in a chatroom
24:00 <shadsam> feelings neutral
24:00 <johninja> lol
24:00 <Maurice> Which hater is loose?
24:00 <johninja> what is that supposed to mean
24:00 <johninja> its mutual 
24:00 <ShadowLurker> did he just say
24:00 <johninja> too
24:00 <ShadowLurker> feelings neutral
24:00 <Maurice> LOL
24:00 <johninja> sounds like a ricky from tpb
24:00 <Maurice> Yes ShadowLurker, you didn't imagine it
24:00 <shadsam> * Added *!*[email protected] to ignore list
24:00 <johninja> "denial and error"
25:00 <shadsam> next
25:00 <Maurice> Whos that one
25:00 <johninja> lmao
25:00 <ShadowLurker> there we go
25:00 <johninja> next
25:00 <ShadowLurker> LOL @ YOU
25:00 <shadsam> * Updated ignore switches for *!*[email protected]
25:00 <ShadowLurker> Q.Q
25:00 <shadsam> -
25:00 <ShadowLurker> hahahahahaha
25:00 <Maurice> Why are you ignoring people for no reason?
25:00 <Maurice> Thats not mentally stable
25:00 <johninja> /ignore *@*
25:00 <simba> * Added *!*[email protected] to ignore list
25:00 <xm> shadsam i dare you to ignore my address *!*@*
25:00 <shadsam> good thanx
26:00 <Serenity> he never ignores girls tho
26:00 <ShadowLurker> lol
26:00 <xm> he's 50...and he's STILL got it
26:00 <Jessie> you are a shit chatter shadsam
27:00 <shadsam> gaylord Jessie
27:00 <Jessie> :o
27:00 <Jessie> omg hey babe
27:00 <Jessie> long time no see
27:00 <ShadowLurker> lol
27:00 <Maurice> That escalated quickly
27:00 <shadsam> chronic rocks
28:00 <shadsam> might make a cuppa
28:00 <Maurice> Chronic what? Chronic arthritis?
28:00 <Jessie> chronic obesity
28:00 <Maurice> I can't see how either of those would be a good thing
28:00 <shadsam> -N-881-M- You just been hacked.
28:00 <shadsam> -
28:00 <shadsam> look at this lamer
28:00 <Jessie> lol
29:00 <shadsam> get a real shell
29:00 <Jessie> shadsam got hax0red
29:00 <xm> you know what this means shadsam. the LEDs on your router will wear out soon from all the excess blinking. you will have to replace them
29:00 <shadsam> stoopid
29:00 <xm> check your warranty 
30:00 <pistolpete> -N-IM-881- You just been hacked.
30:00 <pistolpete> -
30:00 <Jessie> pity the fool
30:00 <Bastardly_One> you know how this week with me being a cunt in pain could of been solved?
30:00 <pistolpete> try harder fool
30:00 <Bastardly_One> tell me I was acting like shads
30:00 <pistolpete> flood me 
31:00 <pistolpete> brb
31:00 <Bastardly_One> watching this I'm really sorry hey?
31:00 <Bastardly_One> ffs shut up fatso
31:00 <sawnycuffs> jamie the mongaloid pipsqueek
32:00 <Bastardly_One> that'd be me ... I love you fatty <3
32:00 <Bastardly_One> *mongoloid
32:00 <Bastardly_One> I can handle you ... if it stops you annoying everyone else
32:00 <Bastardly_One> ah
33:00 <Bastardly_One> that fixed that
33:00 <Serenity> i am far too intoxicated for that zhit
33:00 <ShadowLurker> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PSWxzPBxAGE
33:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Stash and KidCrusher - Spark Dat feat. Chico (Jul 20, 2012) 2:52 - Category: People and Blogs - 334 views - 4 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
34:00 <CannibalClown> mad scriptz
35:00 <simba> mongoloid
36:00 <couleurs> =)
38:00 <Serenity> I WISH DAT I HAD JESSIES GURL
38:00 <Jessie> gr8 songs
38:00 <Jessie> fat aussie baseline
39:00 <Jessie> The Dragons have stood down utility Craig Garvey following an alleged bar brawl at a Nintendo retro party.
39:00 <Jessie> lol odd place to fight
41:00 <Bastardly_One> didn't he smask some gamer really bad?
41:00 <Bastardly_One> like left him with some really nice injuries?
42:00 <Bastardly_One> I kind of read 5 seconds about that but I was rather distracted at the time
42:00 <couleurs> http://i.imgur.com/k1N13cY.gif
43:00 <Jessie> oh cool cooper is posting funny pics again
43:00 <Jessie> everything is back to normal
43:00 <CannibalClown> ah phew
44:00 <CannibalClown> i was getting concerned
46:00 <couleurs> http://i.imgur.com/7coGEJA.jpg
48:00 <CannibalClown> hello
48:00 <CannibalClown> is it me youre looking for
48:00 <CannibalClown> i can see it in your eyes
48:00 <CannibalClown> i can see it in your smiiiiile
48:00 <Jessie> hehe
49:00 <couleurs> http://i.imgur.com/UVq1QGx.jpg
49:00 <BillyGoat> knife ya
49:00 <Jessie> hehe
50:00 <Bastardly_One> pete you cunt
52:00 <Lebrone> dammit nobody has done any labrone meme site yet
52:00 <Lebrone> https://www.facebook.com/TheRealToneAbet 
52:00 <Lebrone> hi cherri_pie
53:00 <cherri_pie> hi wassup
53:00 <Lebrone> get that sand out of your vagina?
53:00 <Lebrone> jks jks :p
53:00 <Lebrone> hey
53:00 <Serenity> lol poor shads is going offf
53:00 <Lebrone> have a good day?
53:00 <CannibalClown> mad rage
53:00 <Lebrone> METHRAGE
53:00 <cherri_pie> lol fuck off lebrone you fagget
53:00 <Lebrone> he is the fattest icehead i have ever seen
53:00 <CannibalClown> whos on meth
53:00 <Serenity> hahahah
54:00 <BillyGoat> Bastardly_One my brother
54:00 <Mew> shardsam
55:00 <Serenity> [9:55pm] <[Sl4y3r]> IM GOING TO TURN U BOTH INTO YOUR OWN LIVING MISERYS....LOL
55:00 <Bastardly_One> BillyGoat, what's goin' on?
55:00 <Excessive> https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/t1/1920226_10201033050423067_680304954_n.jpg
55:00 <Lebrone> wow
55:00 <Lebrone> the lol at the end was pure evil
55:00 <Serenity> [9:47pm] <[Sl4y3r]> NOW ITS TIME TO SMOKE SOME ROCK
55:00 <CannibalClown> LOL
55:00 <Serenity> [9:48pm] <dynamo> [00:47:18] ([Sl4y3r]): NOW ITS TIME TO SMOKE SOME COCK
55:00 <Serenity> [9:48pm] <[Sl4y3r]> ILL BE UP FOR 6 DAYS STRAIGHT
55:00 <BillyGoat> just got home, what u doin cuz
56:00 <Bastardly_One> not much ... not that long home ... went to Soundwave
56:00 <Mew> lol @ pollock 
56:00 <Bastardly_One> fucking exhausted by had a ball
56:00 <BillyGoat> fuk ye! how was that 
56:00 <BillyGoat> hey mew :)
57:00 <Bastardly_One> I had a brillant time
57:00 <Mew> hey matey
57:00 <BillyGoat> awesome too hear bro :) 
57:00 <Bastardly_One> got to see everything I wanted to ... which is rare ... and all without having to be in a crowd of 1000s of kids
57:00 <Bastardly_One> good shit
58:00 <Bastardly_One> even Testament were good and they're that old they should be holograms
58:00 <Bastardly_One> instead of real players
58:00 <BillyGoat> you still got ya bug mew?
58:00 <BillyGoat> haha fuk ye, get away from thwe shits
58:00 <Mew> nah got over it finally today
58:00 <Mew> thank fuck
59:00 <BillyGoat> lol at ven Testament were good and they're that old they should be holograms
59:00 <Bastardly_One> near enough!
59:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
59:00 <BillyGoat> lol
00:00 <BillyGoat> good stuff mew 
00:00 <Bastardly_One> GWAR were as good as I expected and hoped
00:00 <Bastardly_One> adelaide won't know what hit 'em today
01:00 <Bastardly_One> Mastadon kicked My arse
01:00 <Mew> our friend has to work one of the bars there
01:00 <Bastardly_One> but that was expected too ... fuck they're good
01:00 <Mew> thats gonna suck major cock
01:00 <Bastardly_One> you should see if you can get in
01:00 <Bastardly_One> was a fucking brilliant performance by each band I saw
01:00 <Bastardly_One> like all Soundwaves ... even side stage you can't see everything you want
02:00 <Maurice> (22:01:25) (Mew): thats gonna suck major cock
02:00 <Maurice> Like gir on a saturday night
02:00 <Bastardly_One> so, made a couple of sacrifices but fucking awesome day
02:00 <Bastardly_One> best soundwave yet IMO
02:00 <Lebrone> wow he has cut back to one night a week now?
02:00 <Maurice> Yeah, the recession
02:00 <Lebrone> ahh yep
02:00 <Lebrone> austerity measures
02:00 <Mew> its minor cock on the other nights
03:00 <Serenity> lol
03:00 <Serenity> ahh gir and his cock
03:00 <Refunked> Kynetic is a dickhead
04:00 <Refunked> Fuck you cunt
04:00 <Lebrone> he is not
04:00 <Lebrone> you take that back mr
04:00 <Refunked> Today is the 1st of March 2014. 12:4am
04:00 <Lebrone> beware the ides of march
05:00 <Serenity> who was that
06:00 <Lebrone> i'll guess pop-d0g
06:00 <Lebrone> was talking to himself for an hour like he does
06:00 <CannibalClown> LOL
06:00 <Serenity> ahh of course
06:00 <Lebrone> then raged at Kynetic like he does
06:00 <Excessive> mmmmmmm this fckn kimchi is maaaaaaaaaaad
06:00 <Lebrone> not sure if it was even provoked
06:00 <Maurice> I banned him in bris, so he joins here to abuse Kynetic
06:00 <CannibalClown> lol
06:00 <Maurice> And he called me ball-less :/
07:00 <CannibalClown> but you have nice balls
07:00 <Lebrone> lol
07:00 <Lebrone> i join here to abuse Kynetic sometimes as well tbh
07:00 <Bonny> shining balls
07:00 <Kynetic> yea
07:00 <Kynetic> i love it when Lebrone abuses me
07:00 <Lebrone> thats the difference
08:00 <Serenity> me 2
08:00 <CannibalClown> the difference is no chloroform cotton mouth
08:00 <Lebrone> i'm just a sucker with low self esteem
08:00 <Lebrone> awoooahha awahoooah wooaaahhh
08:00 <Serenity> man
09:00 <Lebrone> wonder if they have the screamy parts in the lyrics?
09:00 <Serenity> that albulm was my 9-14hood
09:00 <Serenity> MOULDED MY LIFE MANNN
09:00 <Lebrone> its still really good
09:00 <Lebrone> one of the few albums without a dud track
09:00 <Serenity> yeahi like it
11:00 <Lebrone> HE JUST wanted to do his job, but his sex-crazed female bosses treated him like a hunk of meat. This is what happened when this strapping young PR rep turned down his bosses' sleazy proposals.
11:00 <Lebrone> hate when that happens
11:00 <Saemon> whos this?
12:00 <Saemon> and why would he turn down sex from a woman?
12:00 <Saemon> is he gay?
12:00 <Lebrone> they were probably fugly
12:00 <CannibalClown> its yamum
12:00 <Lebrone> http://www.news.com.au/national/i-was-fired-for-turning-down-my-sexcrazed-female-bosses-new-york-lawsuit-alleges/story-e6frfkp9-1226841520036 
12:00 <Saemon> well if they are ugly, he could at least let them give him a blow job
12:00 <Lebrone> actually yeh...maybe he is gay
13:00 <Lebrone> http://resources3.news.com.au/images/2014/03/01/1226841/520007-530b016e-a075-11e3-b2ad-08c02f4f904c.jpg 
13:00 <Lebrone> she is really cute
13:00 <Saemon> yeah he looks pretty gay in that pic
13:00 <Serenity> shads ist still going
13:00 <Excessive> anyone for some oldschool 90's house? .......... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ydfJUlXeMV8
13:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: GTO -- Elevation (GTO Sonic Beat Remix) (Jun 21, 2011) 6:26 - Category: Music - 3,157 views - 31 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
13:00 <Lebrone> do i have to?
14:00 <Saemon> he's got like the squint eyes semi pout blue steel-esque facial expression goin on in that selfie of his
14:00 <Saemon> who so thats one of his bosses?
14:00 <Saemon> shes pretty attractive
15:00 <Lebrone> yeh she has a sparkle in her eyes
15:00 <Lebrone> and teeth
15:00 <Saemon> oh wait though, she could be one of thos chicks who has pretty face, but shitty chubby bodies
15:00 <Lebrone> or maybe that is lettuce
15:00 <Saemon> ive seen heaps 
15:00 <Lebrone> yeh she is maybe a bit chubs
15:00 <Lebrone> has chubby cheeks
15:00 <Triskellion>  heyas
15:00 <Lebrone> hi
16:00 <Lebrone> are you new herE?
16:00 <Saemon> yeah yesterday at coles
16:00 <Lebrone> YEH
16:00 <Saemon> i saw this chick at the checkout two checkes out
16:00 <Saemon> she looked like isabel lucas
16:00 <Saemon> very nice face
17:00 <Saemon> but when she walked from behind the checkout, she had a fat body
17:00 <Saemon> flabby saggy belly with thunder thighs and cellulite
17:00 <Lebrone> thats why she works at coles
17:00 <Saemon> complete with cankles
17:00 <Lebrone> its like their food
17:00 <Saemon> and cracked heels
17:00 <Saemon> nah she was a customer
17:00 <Lebrone> lol you checked out her heels and ankles?
17:00 <Lebrone> are you mulsim?
18:00 <Saemon> not a worker there, she was buying stuff
18:00 <Bastardly_One> of course he did
18:00 <Bastardly_One> from his height
18:00 <Lebrone> ohh
18:00 <Bastardly_One> geez
18:00 <Bastardly_One> he can't see past their arse
18:00 <Bastardly_One> sitting down
18:00 <Saemon> not to sound like some weirdo or anything, but i have a feet fetish Lebrone
18:00 <Saemon> ahaha
19:00 <Saemon> Room I am not acknowledging Bastardly_One anymore. I have informed him that i want peace and do not want trouble or any communication with him anymore, period.
19:00 <Saemon> but look at him right now trying to troll and bait me.
19:00 <Saemon> and then he cries and whinges that he gets trolled.
19:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... bait ... was a "joke"
19:00 <Saemon> what a hyopcrite.
19:00 <Bastardly_One> stupid twit
19:00 <Saemon> silence,
19:00 <Serenity> my bourbon tastes like grass
19:00 <Saemon> i was serious when i told you in pm
19:00 <Bastardly_One> you'd of had a field day today
19:00 <Saemon> and i did not want to know you anymore Bastardly_One
19:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I didn't read that
19:00 <Bastardly_One> you'd have to repeat it
20:00 <Bastardly_One> I just told you to fuck off
20:00 <Bastardly_One> but good ... makes my life a lot happier :)
20:00 <Saemon> just dont talk to me or acknowledge me and i will do the same.
20:00 <Bastardly_One> deal
20:00 <Saemon> keep to it.
20:00 <Saemon> ive told you this like last week
20:00 <Bastardly_One> as if
20:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
20:00 <Saemon> and you still go on
20:00 <Saemon> trying to bait me
21:00 <Bastardly_One> oh ffs ... you bait me 24/7
21:00 <Bastardly_One> get over it
21:00 <Saemon> hypocrite. enough now. Serenity be my witness
21:00 <Bastardly_One> but deal
21:00 <Saemon> from now onwards
21:00 <Bastardly_One> you need witnesses?
21:00 <Saemon> me and him are to not communicate anymore
21:00 <Bastardly_One> you're laughable
21:00 <Saemon> make sure you keep to this,
21:00 <Bastardly_One> 15 much? :)
21:00 <Saemon> ok enough now.
21:00 <Saemon> not talking to you anymore.
21:00 <Triskellion>  Laughing out Loud
21:00 <Bastardly_One> but ... you are
21:00 <Saemon> la lal alalalalal  lalala lal lal la la
21:00 <CannibalClown> LOL
21:00 <Bastardly_One> still talking to me
21:00 <Saemon> la la la la
21:00 <Bastardly_One> see?
22:00 <Bastardly_One> who wants this deal?
22:00 <CannibalClown> Saemon loves cocks in his asshole
22:00 <Bastardly_One> not you apparently
22:00 <Saemon> LA LA LA LA LA
22:00 <Bastardly_One> funny shit
22:00 <Saemon> hrm this new show
22:00 <Saemon> 'fat tony'
22:00 <Saemon> is it related to underbelly
22:00 <Saemon> like a spin off?
22:00 <CannibalClown> no
22:00 <CannibalClown> shut up
22:00 <Saemon> but they all got the same characters
23:00 <CannibalClown> shut up mate
23:00 <Saemon> alphonse gangitano my fav is comin back
23:00 <Saemon> he was only in the original underbelly for 2 eps
23:00 <Saemon> the first 2
23:00 <Saemon> but he was the most memorable
23:00 <Serenity> SHUT UP
23:00 <Saemon> speaks volumes of vince colosimos ability as an actor
23:00 <Saemon> huh? wata wrong sezz?
23:00 <Saemon> wats*
23:00 <CannibalClown> fuck up
23:00 <Serenity> i dont know
24:00 <Saemon> sorry if ive annoyed you i didnt mean it 
24:00 <CannibalClown> shut up
25:00 <Saemon> omg i have such a craving for sushi whenever i speak with you sezz ahaha
25:00 <CannibalClown> i have such a craving to choke you to death whan i speak to you
26:00 <Serenity> my son made sushi the other day
26:00 <Serenity> i would show the pic but.. noi
26:00 <Lebrone> he would just draw dicks on it
27:00 <Saemon> haha thats cute Serenity
27:00 <Saemon> did it turn out good?
27:00 <Saemon> did it have playdough in it?
28:00 <Maurice> ...
29:00 <Serenity> no he made real sushi
29:00 <Serenity> http://imgur.com/0ceYzRJ
29:00 <Maurice> Yeah coz 6yr olds are in the habit of cooking with play-do
29:00 <Maurice> Also, no matter the age, what parents allows that?
30:00 <simba> Hey Maurice, what's cooking:
30:00 <simba> play-do
30:00 <Maurice> I imagine it would smell terrible
31:00 <Saemon> oh i thought her son was a baby or toddler or something ahaha
31:00 <Saemon> my bad 
31:00 <Saemon> but whoa
31:00 <Serenity> hes 6,
31:00 <Saemon> holy shit they look good Serenity thats impressive
31:00 <Maurice> Yes, every parent lets babies cook..
31:00 <Saemon> better than when i make it
32:00 <Saemon> your sons got a talent for it
32:00 <Saemon> wats in it?
32:00 <Saemon> looks like tuna 
32:00 <Serenity> yes tuna
32:00 <Saemon> nice
33:00 <simba> how old is the sushi making kid
33:00 <simba> oh
33:00 <simba> OK i read it
33:00 <simba> v impresive mom
33:00 <Saemon> tuna/salmon, eggs, avacado, whole egg mayo is my fav sushi filling
33:00 <Saemon> or kelpie mayo
33:00 <Serenity> LOL
33:00 <Serenity> kelpie
34:00 <Serenity> kewpie
34:00 <Maurice> Rofl
34:00 <Maurice> Dog mayo
34:00 <Saemon> ah is that how its spelt
34:00 <Lebrone> lol
35:00 <CannibalClown> LOOL
35:00 <Lebrone> 'the sushi kid'
35:00 <Lebrone> its like karate kid but with sushi
35:00 <Serenity> man i need that movie
35:00 <Saemon> the jaden smith version?
35:00 <Saemon> or the original?
35:00 <Kynetic> every movie needs more sushi
36:00 <Serenity> teh only version
36:00 <CannibalClown> every sushi needs more movie
36:00 <Kynetic> indeed
36:00 <CannibalClown> O.o
36:00 <Kynetic> sushi bars should have movies
36:00 <CannibalClown> o.O
36:00 <Kynetic> or 
36:00 <Kynetic> cinemas should have sushi bars!
36:00 <Lebrone> winning idea
36:00 <Lebrone> except for cleaning the rice out of the carpet
37:00 <Serenity> fuck that man
37:00 <Lebrone> that would suck
37:00 <CannibalClown> :O
37:00 <CannibalClown> yessss
37:00 <Saemon> was it ever questioned why the new karate kid movie was called karate kid? was it explained? cuz i havent watched it properly
37:00 <Kynetic> invent a special rice cleaning off shit machine
37:00 <Serenity> cinemas charge like $43.56 for a medium popcorn
37:00 <Lebrone> lol
37:00 <Kynetic> fucken win.
37:00 <Serenity> imagine how much they would charge for sushi
37:00 <Maurice> Lol
37:00 <Maurice> They make their money from the snack bar
37:00 <Lebrone> double profits
37:00 <Saemon> but the jaden smith version the setting is in china
37:00 <Saemon> and he learnt kung fu
37:00 <Kynetic> two pieces of sushi
37:00 <Kynetic> $25.80
37:00 <Saemon> so why was it still called 'karate'?
38:00 <Lebrone> not only invented the movie sushi bar but also a special machine to clean the shit up
38:00 <CannibalClown> sir did you require finance for your meal tonight?
38:00 <Kynetic> you will have to pay by midnight.. or you'll have to clean up all the rice out of the carpet tonight.
39:00 <Saemon> rice is a pain in the ass once it freezes after along while on the carpet or clothes etc
39:00 <Saemon> and becomes hard
39:00 <Saemon> u try to pull it off and it rips bits of fabric n shit of the surface of whatever its frozen on
40:00 <CannibalClown> LOL
40:00 <Kynetic> sometimes when im hard on the carpet im a pain in the ass too.
40:00 <CannibalClown> hahahaha
40:00 <CannibalClown> :}
40:00 <Kynetic> just ask Serenity
40:00 <CannibalClown> she loved it i bet
40:00 <Serenity> looool
41:00 <Excessive> whoa
41:00 <Excessive> this kimchi
42:00 <Kynetic> mmmm
42:00 <Kynetic> kimchi
42:00 <Kynetic> fkn love that shit
42:00 <CannibalClown> i drink lithium and i dont even know what it is
42:00 <Excessive> aye fckn gd shit
42:00 <CannibalClown> everytime i piss i cut holes in the wall with my dick phaser
42:00 <CannibalClown> we be doin murder everyday
42:00 <Excessive> 5 bux fourty a tin, I got it this arvo and still at it since like 6 o'clock
42:00 <CannibalClown> we be good enough to get away
42:00 <Excessive> u can only eat so much at a time
43:00 <CannibalClown> eating snatch?
43:00 <CannibalClown> never have enough
43:00 <Serenity> Kimchi, also spelled kimchee or gimchi, is a traditional fermented Korean side dish made of vegetables with a variety of seasonings
43:00 <Lebrone> wow
43:00 <Lebrone> she is so wise
44:00 <Excessive> yeah Serenity, mostly cabbage/sherlots/garlic/chilli
44:00 <Saemon> asian cooking can make veggies taste so nice
44:00 <Serenity> i wish i liked hot food
44:00 <Serenity> i feel like im missing out
44:00 <Saemon> would be good for my dieting if i learnt how to make some
44:00 <Saemon> so far its just plain steamed broccoli that im eating
44:00 <Saemon> soo bland and boring 
47:00 <Saemon> ive taken up eating plain chicken salt for fun
47:00 <Saemon> :S
48:00 <Saemon> #HighBloodPressure much?
48:00 <cherri_pie> eating salt is bogan
48:00 <CannibalClown> fuck you lot
48:00 <Saemon> whenever i crave something salty or sour, i just sprinkle sum into my palm and lick them off
48:00 <Lebrone> lol@eating salt
49:00 <Lebrone> you win
49:00 <Serenity> lol
49:00 <CannibalClown> cherri_pie is a bogan
49:00 <peace> i drew a pimping alien with keyboard
49:00 <peace> https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/t1/1622009_1441556092746501_890865588_n.jpg
50:00 <CannibalClown> FUCK OFF
50:00 <Lebrone> well that was disapointing
50:00 <Lebrone> looks more like a vase
50:00 <Lebrone> or a lamp
50:00 <CannibalClown> im not clicking
50:00 <CannibalClown> itll be shit
51:00 <Lebrone> maybe one day he will do something amazing
51:00 <Lebrone> i live in hope
51:00 <Lebrone> they say if you give a room full of monkeys typewriters eventually they will produce a masterpeice
52:00 <CannibalClown> room full of monkeys?
52:00 <CannibalClown> u mean #melbourne
53:00 <Lebrone> same thing
53:00 <Saemon> http://au.news.yahoo.com/qld/a/21741361/teen-girls-allegedly-racially-abused-assaulted-elderly-indigenous-man/
53:00 <Saemon> fuark
54:00 <Saemon> what is our society coming too these days
54:00 <Saemon> send these two sluts to lebanon or saudi arabia and id like to see them try pull off this shit there
55:00 <CannibalClown> welcome to last week Saemon
55:00 <Saemon> probably get beheaded
55:00 <Saemon> then raped
55:00 <Saemon> man that elderly guy was blind as well
56:00 <brainz> http://youtu.be/y6Sxv-sUYtM
56:00 <Saemon> fucken dog act to attack him
56:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Pharrell Williams - Happy (Official Music Video) (Nov 21, 2013) 4:08 - Category: Music - 82,730,529 views - 626,557 likes (97.5%), 15,876 dislikes (2.5%)
56:00 <Lebrone> probably all the metho
56:00 <Saemon> yeah man
56:00 <Saemon> fucken cracked out meth whores on a drug induced psychotic rampage
57:00 <Saemon> the way to deal with it is brute blunt force
57:00 <Saemon> hammer to the skulls
57:00 <BillyGoat> my dick
57:00 <BillyGoat> is gooey
57:00 <BillyGoat> think i just blew my load
58:00 <Saemon> or could be std
59:00 <Lebrone> watchign hot white girls beat up old black guys does that sometimes
59:00 <BillyGoat> fuk tax
59:00 <BillyGoat> i just paid 13k tax
59:00 <CannibalClown> lol
59:00 <BillyGoat> now im poor ;(
59:00 <Saemon> Lebrone is there a vid of it?
59:00 <Lebrone> yeh
59:00 <Saemon> wats the link?
59:00 <CannibalClown> fuckoff.com
00:00 <Lebrone> http://www.news.com.au/national/two-women-accused-of-gold-coast-bus-attack-on-elderly-man-at-kirra-charged/story-fncynjr2-1226841382414 
03:00 <Bastardly_One> one's given herself in and they want the other to do the same
04:00 <Bastardly_One> according to the radio news at this very minute
04:00 <Saemon> wow they are hot though i will give them that
04:00 <Saemon> wat a shame 
04:00 <Saemon> their goodness doesnt match their beauty
04:00 <Serenity> fuck wheres gir
04:00 <Serenity> i want to mollest his hairy little body
05:00 <Saemon> the pic of that elderly man who was the victim he doesnt look indigenous
05:00 <Saemon> his not even black
05:00 <Saemon> must be a mixed blood
05:00 <Saemon> i wold have said he was mediterranean 
05:00 <Lebrone> hmm
06:00 <Lebrone> he still looks pretty old though
06:00 <Saemon> yes im not doubting his age
06:00 <Lebrone> yeh i don't think he is making it up
06:00 <Saemon> i wasnt suggesting he was making it up
07:00 <Saemon> i was just mentioning that he doesnt look it
07:00 <Lebrone> lol i know
07:00 <Saemon> hehe
07:00 <Saemon> what woud u have done if u were on that bus?
08:00 <Saemon> realisticallyh, id probably be too stunned and shocked to do anything
08:00 <simba> Hahahahahahahaha.
08:00 <Serenity> id have snap kicked the slag in the throat
08:00 <Saemon> ohwhat simba?
08:00 <Saemon> let me guess, your gona to rambo on their asses
08:00 <Serenity> yea,.
08:00 <Saemon> u irc warlord
09:00 <Saemon> Serenity yeah it would be ok for you i reckon
10:00 <Saemon> your a chick as well, cuz thing is, its kinda awkward for a male to phycially attack females in public
10:00 <Saemon> like if i did something, like layed into them punching them out
10:00 <Saemon> i would in turn get jumped on by all the other guys present
10:00 <CannibalClown> that Maurice whore
10:00 <Saemon> for being a women basher
10:00 <Maurice> Also, restraining a chick from beating an old dude, providing you have legs, is a good thing
11:00 <CannibalClown> LOL
11:00 <CannibalClown> legs
11:00 <CannibalClown> hahahahahahahaha
11:00 <Maurice> Well, lets face it, they'd just knock you out of your chair otherwise
11:00 <CannibalClown> hahaha
11:00 <Saemon> mmm has anyone tried peanut butter on a snickers bar?
11:00 <Saemon> its actually quite nice
12:00 <Maurice> Subtle
12:00 <Saemon> considering the snickers bad already as peanuts in it
12:00 <Saemon> the taste compliments eachother
12:00 <Lebrone> nice one
13:00 <Lebrone> i think the guy who eventually got between them and the old men did the right thing
13:00 <Lebrone> you don't have to hit them
13:00 <raheem> snickers owns
13:00 <Lebrone> just brush your groin against them a few times
13:00 <Lebrone> they get the message and leave
13:00 <Bastardly_One> looked like the bus driver to me that finally did something but I could be wrong ... didn't see it well ... was passing a tv at the time
13:00 <Maurice> LOL Lebrone
13:00 <Serenity> .
14:00 <raheem> cut a banana open spread it with peanut butter put it back together dip it in nutella and crushed walnuts and eat dat 
14:00 <raheem> or freeze it then eat it
14:00 <raheem> then u will rock
14:00 <Saemon> lol thats like ceasign the opportunity to try n rape them, but disguise it as attempting to restrain them when footage is viewed and questioned
15:00 <CannibalClown> fuck off
15:00 <Lebrone> lol
15:00 <Saemon> cop: "errr ok...any reason why your pants are off when you were attemtping to restrain them?"
15:00 <Lebrone> "i needed to use my belt officer"
15:00 <Maurice> Wtf is ceasign
15:00 <Saemon> lol 
16:00 <Saemon> ceasing* hehe my bad
16:00 <Maurice> Rofl Lebrone
16:00 <Maurice> You're on fire tonight
16:00 <Saemon> kinkeh
16:00 <Saemon> ;P
17:00 <Saemon> just embrace the warmth of it Lebrone, you will get used to it
17:00 <Saemon> hrm
18:00 <Serenity> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FavUpD_IjVY
18:00 <Saemon> i wonder if like those 2 chicks would try and cut a deal with the old man
18:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: cows and cows and cows (Jul 16, 2010) 0 - Category: Film and Animation - 26,091,442 views - 199,836 likes (96.8%), 6,712 dislikes (3.2%)
18:00 <Saemon> cuz the old man wants to press charges
18:00 <Saemon> i wonder if they contact him in private, and be like "we will offer you a double blow job and a threesome with you, if you drop the charges"
18:00 <Saemon> lol
19:00 <Saemon> if u were him, would u accept?
19:00 <Lebrone> i doubt he has a functioning penis or sex drive
19:00 <Lebrone> he's blind
19:00 <Saemon> he's 77, its not like he's probably gona get any action much anymore
19:00 <Saemon> not long for this world as well most liekly
19:00 <Saemon> so why not
20:00 <Saemon> go for it take the deal ya old sonofagun
20:00 <Bastardly_One> *smh*
20:00 <Maurice> I'm now confused as to whom is the victim
21:00 <Saemon> old men do have a sex drive, thats why theres viagra
21:00 <Serenity> what the
21:00 <Saemon> to make the non-functioning penis temporarily work again
21:00 <Serenity> semen features
21:00 <Serenity> shut up
22:00 <raheem> agreed
22:00 <Saemon> raheem
22:00 <Saemon> u an islam?
22:00 <raheem> You don't want to see me get... Evil...
22:00 <Lebrone> lets bash him and find out
23:00 <Saemon> lol yeah 
23:00 <BillyGoat> gut ya
23:00 <Saemon> we will see if his blood is the same color as ours
23:00 <raheem> end ya
23:00 <BillyGoat> slug ya
23:00 <raheem> braunschweig = rock bottom
23:00 <raheem> lol
23:00 <Saemon> determining whether or not he is an islam
23:00 <BillyGoat> allah ya 
23:00 <Saemon> i heard islams have green blood
24:00 <raheem> im not religious and raheem isnt my name, you dickhead
24:00 <BillyGoat> ahmed
24:00 <raheem> having said that, praise be to allah, amen
24:00 <Lebrone> calm down ahkbar
24:00 <BillyGoat> im at the mosque
24:00 <Saemon> god is great
25:00 <Saemon> allahu akbar
25:00 <Lebrone> allah is 3/4 of their language
25:00 <raheem> thank the lord for this bread and water and internet connection amen
25:00 <Saemon> assalamu alaikum wai alaykum salam bismallah inshallah 
25:00 <raheem> thank u jesus for ur death gave us wifi and concrete
25:00 <Saemon> lol
26:00 <Saemon> wats jesus death got to do with wi fi and concrete
26:00 <raheem> you wouldnt understand
26:00 <BillyGoat> simba
26:00 <Lebrone> he was one of the first wifi hotspots
26:00 <BillyGoat> dead meat 
26:00 <Saemon> thank jesus's death for everything
27:00 <BillyGoat> what did jesus say when he was hung on the cross? "fuck i can see my house from here"
27:00 <Saemon> thank you jesus for your ultimate sacrifice gave us those toenail clippers that reaches the ingrown bit
27:00 <raheem> thank u jesus for adidas and nintendo
28:00 <raheem> and thai food
28:00 <BillyGoat> racist
28:00 <Saemon> what did jesus say when he was hung on the cross? "yeah fuck you dad."
28:00 <Saemon> lol
29:00 <Lebrone> Bible: Uncut
29:00 <Bonny> hey BillyGoat
29:00 <BillyGoat> Bonny sup bb doll
29:00 <Saemon> lol Lebrone
29:00 <Bonny> not a lot bb.. yourself?
29:00 <Saemon> wats bb?
29:00 <Saemon> bigbrother?
29:00 <Bonny> baby
30:00 <Saemon> baby?
30:00 <Saemon> unless BillyGoat is an infant
30:00 <Bonny> yes
30:00 <Lebrone> big boy
30:00 <Saemon> why would u refer to him as baby?
30:00 <Saemon> are yous dating?
30:00 <Bonny> we're old mates
30:00 <Bonny> even tho it's none of your business
30:00 <Bastardly_One> ^
30:00 <Saemon> errrr
31:00 <Lebrone> https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/t1/1507112_628586177215197_1660641349_n.jpg 
31:00 <Lebrone> is Bonny cheating on you Saemon?
31:00 <Saemon> im just trying to make friendly convo here
31:00 <Saemon> but if your in a bad mood
31:00 <Saemon> then all good
31:00 <BillyGoat> ye sane
31:00 <Saemon> #girlbye.
31:00 <Lebrone> lol
31:00 <Lebrone> #PMS
31:00 <BillyGoat> just been workin went opub after work couple beers
31:00 <BillyGoat> with old earl 
31:00 <Saemon> lol Lebrone
31:00 <Bonny> no, I dont like you is why
32:00 <Bastardly_One> he might ask you for advice BillyGoat
32:00 <Lebrone> i think she is trying to end your relationship
32:00 <Bastardly_One> Bonny too
32:00 <Bastardly_One> I think BillyGoat needs as many females advicing him as possible
32:00 <Bastardly_One> poor guy
32:00 <Bastardly_One> I just told him I'm not sayin' shit
32:00 <Bastardly_One> that way I can't be blamed :P
32:00 <Saemon> errr
32:00 <Saemon> excusez-moi Bonny?
33:00 <Saemon> <Bonny> no, I dont like you is why
33:00 <Saemon> who was that directed to?
33:00 <Bonny> you
33:00 <milk> wonder if winter will ba as cold as summer was hot
33:00 <BillyGoat> lol
33:00 <Lebrone> interesting theory milk
33:00 <Saemon> uhhh o..k? o_O
33:00 <Saemon> u dont like me?
33:00 <Bonny> nup
33:00 <Saemon> thats abit rich, considering you dont even know me.
33:00 <CannibalClown> you know what
33:00 <CannibalClown> there is no easter bunny
33:00 <Saemon> im sorry, but have we even met before?
33:00 <Lebrone> :o
33:00 <Lebrone> christmas is ruined
34:00 <Bonny> I don't need to chat with you to know.. I lurk and read the chats to see what a person is like and from what I have read, I don't like you
34:00 <Saemon> wow. just 
34:00 <Saemon> wow
34:00 <Lebrone> "i lurk and read the chats"
34:00 <Bonny> yup
34:00 <Lebrone> chat sniper
34:00 <Bonny> lol
34:00 <Saemon> talk about judging a book by its cover eh.
34:00 <Bonny> I read between the lines
35:00 <Serenity> ITS BONNY
35:00 <Saemon> u can choose to feel how you want this is a free country Bonny
35:00 <Bonny> yup that it is
35:00 <Bonny> hey Serenity.. :)
35:00 <Serenity> hello
35:00 <Saemon> opinions are like assholes. everyone has one, not all of them smells pleasant though.
35:00 <Bastardly_One> chat sniper ... it's like he knows her
35:00 <Bastardly_One> she is ...
36:00 <Bastardly_One> she knows shit I do that even I don't know I do
36:00 <Saemon> u need to be less superficial Bonny.
36:00 <Saemon> that is all.
36:00 <Bonny> I'm happy the way I am..
36:00 <Bonny> not changing for anyone
36:00 <Saemon> im sorry to hear that.
36:00 <CannibalClown> you need to be taller Saemon
36:00 <CannibalClown> shut up
37:00 <Serenity> bonny if you had an old man crush. who would it be on
37:00 <Bonny> I don't do old men
37:00 <Saemon> anthony hopkins
37:00 <Serenity> well youre no fun
37:00 <Saemon> he's still got it in thor
37:00 <Serenity> i have a thing for james spader i dunno why
37:00 <Serenity> hes slimey
37:00 <Bonny> lol
37:00 <Saemon> awesome voice, awesome presence, awesome charisma
37:00 <Lebrone> sean connery
38:00 <Lebrone> he's still got it
38:00 <Saemon> hrrm james spader doesnt look good with a shaved head though
38:00 <Serenity> touche
38:00 <Bonny> patrick stewart
38:00 <Serenity> or patrick stewart
38:00 <Serenity> oh zing
38:00 <Bonny> he is hot
38:00 <Saemon> ah yep cant go wrong with connery
38:00 <Serenity> he was a wonderful speaking voice
39:00 <Saemon> robert di niro seems like a pretty cool old guy wouldnt mind havin a few beers with him
39:00 <Bonny> gary sweet
40:00 <Bastardly_One> ^ ... is really big into bondage
40:00 <Serenity> sylvester stallone
40:00 <Bastardly_One> had a friend ring me from Hellfire in Syd going "OMG Gary Sweet is here and he's a subby!"
41:00 <Bastardly_One> amused me no end ... he looks like one I reckon
42:00 <Maurice> You would never understand Sly
42:00 <Maurice> Hes a mumble pants
42:00 <CannibalClown> sorry
42:00 <CannibalClown> ill speak clearer
43:00 <CannibalClown> like homer
43:00 <Maurice> Exactly
43:00 <Lebrone> i read the chats and i know who has been naughty and who has been nice
43:00 <Lebrone> lets justr say Maurice is getting nothing in her 'stocking' this year
45:00 <CannibalClown> lol
46:00 <Maurice> I'm not even getting it in my stocking this week :/
47:00 <CannibalClown> anus?
47:00 <Maurice> No :(
47:00 <Lebrone> aunty flo?
47:00 <Maurice> Still no
47:00 <Lebrone> hmmm
47:00 <Lebrone> out of ideas
47:00 <Maurice> He's not home until the 11th
47:00 <Maurice> Theres your idea
47:00 <CannibalClown> smash it yourself
48:00 <Maurice> Oh god, I went to 'nap' the other day
48:00 <Maurice> 3 hours later I gave up the nap idea
48:00 <CannibalClown> oh damn
48:00 <Saemon> insomnia?
48:00 <CannibalClown> lol
48:00 <Saemon> i have insomnia :(
49:00 <Maurice> No, porn..
49:00 <CannibalClown> LOL
49:00 <Saemon> ahaha porn would keep you awake if it gets u excited n stuff hehe
49:00 <Lebrone> pornomnia
49:00 <Maurice> Oh, hehehehehe you're so funny
49:00 <Saemon> lol Lebrone
49:00 <Maurice> Lol
49:00 <milk> s
50:00 <Saemon> u sleepy milk?
50:00 <Lebrone> thanks for your valuable chat contribuation milk
50:00 <Lebrone> please come again
50:00 <Serenity> man
50:00 <Lebrone> past his use by
51:00 <milk> meh
51:00 <Serenity> theres gotta be atleast $19.70 worth of popcorn inbetween my boobs right now
51:00 <Lebrone> lol
51:00 <Lebrone> could feed an african village for a week 
51:00 <Lebrone> with your boobs
51:00 <Lebrone> i'm sure they would enjoy that too
51:00 <Maurice> LOL
51:00 <Lebrone> "i said no touching Balu!"
52:00 <Serenity> LOL
52:00 <Maurice> Rofl
52:00 <Saemon> lol
52:00 <Maurice> Oh dear, tickled my funny bone
52:00 <Saemon> hahaha
53:00 <Serenity> the awkward moment when Saemon doesnt know why hes laughing
53:00 <Maurice> Lol
53:00 <Saemon> thats what she said :P
54:00 <Maurice> Pretty sure they know..
55:00 <CannibalClown> lol
57:00 <Saemon> fuck man! the salt shaker to came loose as i as sprinkling abit into my soup >:O
59:00 <Lebrone> pwnd
03:00 <Maurice> My carefactor has spiked
07:00 <Serenity> my teeth feel funny
09:00 <raheem> like jim carrey funny or billy connolly funny
16:00 <Lebrone> https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/t1/1622763_628599910547157_250252628_n.jpg 
17:00 <circus> heyas
17:00 <Lebrone> i'm not sure you are welcome here anymore shads
17:00 <Lebrone> you spent like 2 hours threatening to kill peoples kids
18:00 <circus> hello bonny
18:00 <Bonny> what do you want shad?
18:00 <circus> a shave
18:00 <Bonny> I'm not a barbar
18:00 <circus> why u got the shits
18:00 <Bonny> barber*
19:00 <Bonny> I don''t have the shits.. it's my personality
19:00 <circus> bit rude
19:00 <Bonny> tooo bad
19:00 <circus> cunt
19:00 <Lebrone> lol@its my personality
19:00 <Bonny> I own a cunt
20:00 <Serenity> shads thinks ins funny to threaten to kill peoples kids
20:00 <Lebrone> is it still functional?
20:00 <Serenity> what a scumbag
20:00 <circus> asl
20:00 <Lebrone> yeah he is trash
20:00 <Bonny> isn't he ban evading?
20:00 <Serenity> i think its worn off now
20:00 <Serenity> wasnt a perm ban
20:00 <Bonny> do a no expire lol
20:00 <Lebrone> really should be 
20:00 <Lebrone> Wild_Turkey did
21:00 <circus> wouldnt bother me
21:00 <Serenity> yes it would
21:00 <Serenity> you'd join my channels again and threaten me for a couple hours
21:00 <Bonny> ./cs ban #melbourne *!*@chronic.techno.trance.gold.hits -noexpire 
21:00 <Serenity> yeahhhh i know how to ban lol
21:00 <circus> listen here u faggot dog
21:00 <Bonny> just reminding.. :P
22:00 <Lebrone> yeh i'm pretty sure not being bothered doesn't equate to raging and threatening to kill people for hours
22:00 <Serenity> dont start shads
22:00 <circus> whats the reason
22:00 <circus> jelousy
22:00 <Bonny> there doesn't need to be a reason..
23:00 <circus> u need a bullet shitheap.
23:00 <Bonny> lol
23:00 <Bonny> come and find me.. :)
23:00 <Lebrone> out
23:00 <CannibalClown> Q.Q
23:00 <Lebrone> out now
23:00 <Lebrone> off you go
23:00 <Lebrone> take your shitty abuse and leav
23:00 <circus> u kidding
23:00 <Lebrone> persona non grata
23:00 <Lebrone> you are banished
24:00 <Lebrone> i am erasing your name from all the logs
24:00 <Lebrone> it will be as you never existed
24:00 <circus> ive gotta look at real estate today
24:00 <Bonny> just like what the north korean president did to his uncle..even killed direct family of his uncle too
24:00 <Lebrone> i don't care
24:00 <Lebrone> yep
24:00 <circus> go die dogshit 
25:00 <Lebrone> you are like Kim Jong Sun to us now
25:00 <circus> mental patient.
25:00 <Lebrone> did you say something?
25:00 <Lebrone> that is interesting
25:00 <Lebrone> i swear i heard a whisper
25:00 <Lebrone> must be the wind
25:00 <Bonny> he is looking in the mirror and talking to himself
25:00 <circus> I KNOW YOUR ON A CTO
25:00 <Bonny> lol
26:00 <Bonny> wb Bastardly_One
26:00 <Bastardly_One> cheers
27:00 <Bonny> are you on a CTO, Lebrone?
27:00 <Lebrone> what is that?
27:00 <Bonny> I think it is meant to be an order to take meds or some shit
28:00 <Bastardly_One> it is
28:00 <Lebrone> oh
28:00 <Lebrone> i don't take meds
28:00 <Bastardly_One> two people in here are on one
28:00 <Bonny> shad seems to know about it, so makes you wonder if he is a mental patient
28:00 <Lebrone> st johns wort
28:00 <Lebrone> thats self prescribed though
28:00 <Lebrone> sometimes some vitamin D and multi vitains
29:00 <Bastardly_One> he is ... he's been diagnosed as aggressive schitzo but thinks the doctors are full of shit m8
29:00 <Bastardly_One> so he claimed one night
29:00 <Bonny> just like excessive
29:00 <Bastardly_One> what about him?
29:00 <Lebrone> i havn't seen Excessive lash out like him or pz
29:00 <Bonny> he seems to think his doctor's are full of shit and that there is nothing wrong with him
30:00 <Bastardly_One> oh
30:00 <Bastardly_One> yah well so does chris
30:00 <Bonny> yup lol
30:00 <Bastardly_One> I think we'd all disagree
30:00 <Bastardly_One> with them all
30:00 <Bonny> yah
30:00 <Bastardly_One> but Excessive is alright
30:00 <Bonny> he is managing
30:00 <Bastardly_One> just tell him to stfu when he gets too religious or political
30:00 <Bonny> lol
30:00 <Bastardly_One> or ban him
31:00 <Bastardly_One> I'd love to
31:00 <Bonny> I don't have ops in here lol
31:00 <Bastardly_One> but he'll set floods on me maaaaaaaaaaaan
31:00 <Bonny> hahaha yeah
31:00 <Bastardly_One> anyway, I'm not allowed a sense of humour in here
31:00 <Bastardly_One> apparently it's trolling/dissing
32:00 <Bonny> so you're denying that you troll sometimes? lol
32:00 <Bastardly_One> as if
32:00 <Bonny> we all do it
32:00 <Bastardly_One> that'd be flat out lying
32:00 <Bonny> even I troll
32:00 <Bastardly_One> I just said that didn't I?
33:00 <Bonny> yup lol
33:00 <Bastardly_One> so, fuck you trollop
33:00 <Bonny> rofl
33:00 <Bonny> no thanks. :P
33:00 <Bastardly_One> exactly
33:00 <Bonny> you had your chance anyway, but you wouldn't come to meet me.. :P
33:00 <Bastardly_One> I have enough issues
33:00 <Bastardly_One> imagine admitting to fucking you?
33:00 <Bonny> gawd
34:00 <Bastardly_One> fuckin hell ... I'd kill myself :D
34:00 <Bastardly_One> and twice too
34:00 <Bonny> I can't imagine fucking you lol
34:00 <Bastardly_One> on the meet thing
34:00 <Bastardly_One> I can
34:00 <Bastardly_One> I do it a lot
34:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck myself that is
34:00 <Bastardly_One> someone has to
34:00 <Bonny> lol
34:00 <Bastardly_One> you've just grossed me out
35:00 <Bonny> you too
35:00 <Bonny> lol
35:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm serious
35:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
35:00 <Bonny> I think I need a bucket
35:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck off ... you started it ... didn't ya?
35:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah you did
35:00 <Bastardly_One> I had to read again
35:00 <Bonny> you said so, fuck you trollop
35:00 <Saemon> whoa....coke zero is actually very good when its cold, chilled in the fridge for the whole day
35:00 <Bonny> and I said no thanks
35:00 <Bonny> so you started it
35:00 <Bastardly_One> oh yeah I did
35:00 <Saemon> i used to think coke zero tasted yuk but thats only when i drank it warm
35:00 <Bastardly_One> the fuck you trollop comment
35:00 <Saemon> diet coke thugh ugh
35:00 <Bastardly_One> oops
36:00 <Bonny> yup
36:00 <Bonny> lol
36:00 <Bastardly_One> no wonder I get in some much trouble
36:00 <Saemon> its yuk whether warm or cold
36:00 <Saemon> i cant quite out my hand on the difference between pepsi and pepsi max though
37:00 <Saemon> i mean, they taste the same...yet different in a way
37:00 <Saemon> i guess the normal pepsi is more sweeter
37:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.naijaurban.com/no-hell-fire-adam-eve-not-real-pope-francis-exposes/
37:00 <Bastardly_One> next week's news
37:00 <Bastardly_One> Pope Frank found dead
37:00 <Saemon> cuz pepsi max obviously has no sugar lol thats why its pepsi max
38:00 <Saemon> it uses artificla suger
38:00 <Saemon> aspartame i think its called?
38:00 <Saemon> apparently that shits addictive but hey, so is caffiene
39:00 <Saemon> and caffiene is already a staple ingredient in those drinks anyway
39:00 <Saemon> why do they even have caffiene in coke and pepsi for anyway?
39:00 <Saemon> does caffiene even have any particular taste at all?
40:00 <Saemon> no doz taste bitter
40:00 <Saemon> but is that like, 100% straight up pure caffiene or what?
40:00 <Saemon> like caffiene powder compressed into a tablet form
40:00 <Saemon> coffee is also bitter
40:00 <Saemon> heh
41:00 <Saemon> i guess the taste of caffiene is bitter then
41:00 <Saemon> but coke and pepsi certainly aint bitter lol
41:00 <Saemon> i guess thats cuz of the suger thats added
41:00 <Saemon> or aspartme in the case of pepsi max
41:00 <Saemon> and cock zero
41:00 <Saemon> coke*
41:00 <Saemon> lol
46:00 <Saemon> anyone awake in here?
47:00 <Bonny> yup
47:00 <Saemon> what did you have for dinner?
47:00 <Serenity> the awkward moment semen doesnt get the social cues
47:00 <Bonny> food
47:00 <Saemon> i had some roat chicken and gravy
47:00 <Lebrone> i see we have a smartass
48:00 <Bastardly_One> Bonny, you'll have to spell it out ... he's a bit dense ... *nods*
48:00 <Saemon> would you like to elaborate bonny?
48:00 <Bonny> nope.. I simply had food
48:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
48:00 <Saemon> i shared what specific food i had
48:00 <Bonny> you didnt need to. I didn't ask
48:00 <Saemon> in normal conventional social conversation, its polite to return the same gesture.
48:00 <Bonny> I'm not polite.. :)
49:00 <Saemon> wow you need better social skills man
49:00 <Bastardly_One> I had the shittiest catering I've had in a long time
49:00 <Saemon> jeebus
49:00 <Bonny> I haven't been taught manners
49:00 <Bastardly_One> but give a fuck
49:00 <Bastardly_One> I had the muchies all day
49:00 <Bastardly_One> and was pretty smashed
49:00 <Bastardly_One> walked out of soundwave 20kgs heavier I reckon
50:00 <Bastardly_One> you brother should of caterd Bonny
50:00 <Bastardly_One> that catering was fucking shit IMO
50:00 <Saemon> fuck man its it just me or are kinder surprise toys gettin shitter and shitter?
50:00 <Bonny> as in food?
51:00 <Saemon> i used to by them back in primary school like in the 90s
51:00 <Bastardly_One> yep
51:00 <Bonny> he doesn't do food
51:00 <Bonny> did you see any coffee carts there?
51:00 <Bastardly_One> but when you're hungry and it's kind of passable and free ... you don't bitch
51:00 <Bastardly_One> you just eat as much as possible
51:00 <Saemon> and they had all sorts of awesome shit like youd make freakin cars lions and planes out of varios peices
51:00 <Bonny> he is in adelaide atm, catering for the clipsal 500
51:00 <Bastardly_One> dunno ... was in the backstage areas
51:00 <Saemon> nowdays you get a fucken statue
51:00 <Saemon> or puzzle
51:00 <Bastardly_One> ah righty o
52:00 <Bastardly_One> I was gonna ask you something
52:00 <Bastardly_One> be fucked if I know what it was
53:00 <Bastardly_One> oh yeah ... is there a show or some shit in Horsham?
54:00 <Bonny> I think so.. cos I'm going there on monday
54:00 <Saemon> imagine going back in time and meeting yourself
54:00 <Saemon> would you get along with you?
55:00 <Saemon> i probalby wont
55:00 <Bastardly_One> so you dunno where you're working?
55:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
55:00 <Bastardly_One> fair enough
55:00 <Bonny> I was told I'm going to horsham.. no idea what's happening there yet
56:00 <Saemon> whoa this movie
56:00 <Saemon> dog day afternoon
56:00 <Saemon> is quite good
56:00 <Saemon> considering its made in 1975
58:00 <Saemon> yo slunkky
58:00 <Saemon> wassup
02:00 <Bonny> how's your roomie going, Bastardly_One?
02:00 <Bastardly_One> fucked if I know
02:00 <Bastardly_One> dying I think
02:00 <Bonny> lol
03:00 <Bastardly_One> he went on a program ... wed I think
03:00 <Bastardly_One> or yesterday
03:00 <Bastardly_One> *thinks*
03:00 <Bonny> oh I hope that helps hikm
03:00 <Bastardly_One> yesterday
03:00 <Bonny> him*
03:00 <Bastardly_One> today has been ... long
03:00 <Bastardly_One> we'll see ...
03:00 <Bastardly_One> it's quite
03:00 <Bastardly_One> put it that way
03:00 <Bastardly_One> and I've actually got a deck of cigs
04:00 <Bastardly_One> that I've smoked
04:00 <Bastardly_One> instead of him
04:00 <Bastardly_One> so all good
04:00 <Bonny> cool
04:00 <Bastardly_One> yet, yeah ... I'll support him if he can continue it
05:00 <Bonny> so things have been going pretty smoothly for you lately eh
05:00 <Bonny> forsure
05:00 <Bastardly_One> ummmmmmmmmmmmmm no
05:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
05:00 <Bonny> lol
05:00 <Bastardly_One> you haven't spoken to me all week
05:00 <Bonny> I know
05:00 <Bastardly_One> and probably just as well
05:00 <Bonny> :
05:00 <Bonny> I was a bit shitty with you
05:00 <Bonny> that you didn't turn up at the footy
05:00 <Bastardly_One> what'd I do this time?
06:00 <Bastardly_One> oooooooooooooooh
06:00 <Bonny> carlton beat the roos that day
06:00 <Saemon> somebody change the goddamn channel
06:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah 9 points I think
06:00 <Saemon> jesus fucking christ
06:00 <Saemon> http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-MeouvhplCxU/UIVkKMtQGeI/AAAAAAAAD9Q/zPj_UYAfbvI/s400/Jesus+Fucking+Christ.jpg
06:00 <Bastardly_One> was pretty tight I was told
06:00 <Bonny> yeah think so
07:00 <Bonny> the cats played melb in alice springs today
07:00 <Bastardly_One> I should of watched it from outside the fence
07:00 <Bastardly_One> how easy is that to do at Eureka?
07:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
07:00 <Bastardly_One> did you notice?
07:00 <Bonny> yup
07:00 <Bastardly_One> make it pretty easy really if you wanted to right?
08:00 <Bonny> forsure
08:00 <Bastardly_One> trivia
08:00 <Bastardly_One> Mick Malthouse
08:00 <Bonny> we were extremely busy that day tho
08:00 <Bastardly_One> is in the Hall of Fame for the Roosters
08:00 <Bonny> I would't have been able to say hi
08:00 <Bastardly_One> who played after yeah?
08:00 <Bonny> not sure
08:00 <Bastardly_One> didn't know that did ya? :P
08:00 <Bonny> nup
08:00 <Bastardly_One> he's a ballarat boy
09:00 <Bonny> ahh ok
09:00 <Bastardly_One> I just told ya
09:00 <Bastardly_One> he's in the Hall of Fame
09:00 <Bonny> that doesn't give me a name.. :P
09:00 <Saemon> if i had a wetfart
09:00 <Bastardly_One> for the VFL side ... Nth Ballarat Roosters
09:00 <Saemon> that is, farted and abit of shit came out too
09:00 <Bonny> yeah they played after the main game
09:00 <Saemon> could it be called a shart?
09:00 <Bastardly_One> keep up woman!
09:00 <Bonny> it's called follow thru
09:00 <Bastardly_One> I just said that :P
10:00 <Bonny> it's late.. bed soon
10:00 <Bastardly_One> more like you're reading the attempted trolling distruption
10:00 <Bonny> lol
10:00 <Bastardly_One> oh shit
10:00 <Bastardly_One> brb
10:00 <Bastardly_One> I forgot I entered the other chat
10:00 <Bastardly_One> oops!
10:00 <Bonny> haha
10:00 <Bonny> ok
10:00 <Bastardly_One> I better pretend to say hi for one sec
11:00 <Bastardly_One> brb
11:00 <Bastardly_One> promise
11:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
11:00 <Bastardly_One> oops!
11:00 <Saemon> that pickled cucumber taste like crap
12:00 <Saemon> i knew i should have not used vinegar to pickle it
12:00 <Bonny> you must be a chubba
12:00 <Saemon> why would u say that?
12:00 <Saemon> coz i eat alot?
12:00 <Bonny> the hours you're eating
12:00 <Saemon> meh i eat whenever im hungry
12:00 <Bonny> all day and night?
12:00 <Saemon> for me im not restricted to the unwritten conventions of
13:00 <Saemon> breaky in morning, lunch at noon, dinner in evening, supper before bed
13:00 <Bastardly_One> back
13:00 <Saemon> etc
13:00 <Saemon> im free
13:00 <Saemon> and i live like im free
13:00 <Bonny> wb Bastardly_One
13:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah ta
13:00 <Bonny> nps
13:00 <Bastardly_One> oops indeed
14:00 <Saemon> and yes, i am a 'chubba' if by that term you meant fat.
14:00 <Saemon> and so what, ive got no one to impress
14:00 <Bonny> I prefer the word chubba
14:00 <Bonny> didn''t say you did
14:00 <Saemon> so no need for me to look like a shredded male model
14:00 <Bonny> my b/f is a model
14:00 <Saemon> cool
15:00 <Saemon> wat type of modeling does he do?
15:00 <Bonny> and also has his own architecture business
15:00 <Saemon> hair? hand? body? face?
15:00 <Bonny> body
15:00 <Saemon> awesome
15:00 <Bonny> yah
15:00 <Saemon> for what brand?
15:00 <Saemon> or company etc
15:00 <Saemon> a friend of mine she models for targeyt
15:00 <Saemon> target*
15:00 <Bonny> a singaporian company
15:00 <Saemon> u would see her in their catalgues
16:00 <Bonny> I don't read junk mail
16:00 <Saemon> fair enough
16:00 <Saemon> i hate them too i have the sign on my letterboc
16:00 <Saemon> no junk mail, yet they still do it
16:00 <Bonny> yup me too
16:00 <Saemon> shove it all in there
16:00 <Saemon> :S
16:00 <Bonny> that's rude 
16:00 <Saemon> does yous actually work?
16:00 <Saemon> yours*
16:00 <Bonny> yup
16:00 <Bonny> no junk mail
17:00 <Saemon> i guess whoever you have as a calatgoue deliverer is a considerate law abiding one then
17:00 <Bonny> prolly
17:00 <Saemon> cuz isnt it agaisnt the law for them to ignore those signs?
17:00 <Bonny> not sure
17:00 <Bonny> check with your council
17:00 <Saemon> i know those door to door people would get fined thousands if they ignore the do not knock signs
18:00 <Saemon> yeah i will
18:00 <Saemon> its getting to the point where my heart beats noticibly faster due to anticipation of anger whenever i approach or consider checking my letterbox
18:00 <Saemon> thats no way to live life.
19:00 <Bastardly_One> fucking stick a sticker on your letterbox
19:00 <Bastardly_One> and if you still get it complain to your council
19:00 <Bonny> he reckons he has
19:00 <Bastardly_One> pretty easy
19:00 <Bastardly_One> he's that desperate for conversation clearly
20:00 <Bastardly_One> didn't you tell him like over an hour ago you didn't like him?
20:00 <Bastardly_One> told ya ... dense
20:00 <Bonny> yup
20:00 <Bastardly_One> wonders why I lost it on him
20:00 <Saemon> Bonny can you please tell that person who i am not acknowledging, Bastardly_One , to read the convo and he will know that i have said i have already had the stick on and the junk mail deliverer doent follow it?
20:00 <Bonny> still don't like him.. but I'm bored atm
20:00 <Saemon> cheers
20:00 <Bastardly_One> but yeah ... *makes spastic gestures*
20:00 <Bonny> I'm not a messenger
20:00 <Bastardly_One> hahahaha ... fucking idiot
21:00 <Bonny> and you could put him on ignore
21:00 <Saemon> look at him trying to bait me
21:00 <Bastardly_One> anyone could with a problem
21:00 <Saemon> ive done nothing to him and he's calling me names
21:00 <Bastardly_One> but that's too easy
21:00 <Saemon> ive told him to leave me alone
21:00 <Saemon> leave. me. alone.
21:00 <Bonny> ./ignore works well
22:00 <Pieter> Cum
22:00 <Saemon> lol @ Pieter
22:00 <Saemon> wut
23:00 <Saemon> bonny another thing that peeves me off
23:00 <Saemon> is neighbors who leaves passive aggressive notes on my car/door/letterboc etc
24:00 <Saemon> little msgs on notepapers "hi neighbor, could you please not cut the grass at this or that time of the day" etc
24:00 <Saemon> place the bin on that spot on collection day
25:00 <Saemon> cut the branches that are hanging over their side of the fence
25:00 <Saemon> dont slam my door that hard at night etc
25:00 <Bonny> night all. :)
25:00 <Saemon> ok night night wet dreams
26:00 <Saemon> aw too late :/
26:00 <Saemon> so
26:00 <Saemon> anyone else awake in here?
31:00 <bored_biATCHHH> good morninggggg all =DDD
35:00 <bored_biATCHHH> fine!
38:00 <simba> hi ~mish
38:00 <simba> 4:08
38:00 <bored_biATCHHH> lolss
38:00 <bored_biATCHHH> ello0o
38:00 <simba> ello0o
39:00 <Lebrone> o0olle
39:00 <Lebrone> woops
39:00 <bored_biATCHHH> lolss.. shuttup
39:00 <Lebrone> had the monitor around the wrong way
39:00 <Lebrone> hey
40:00 <simba> https://24.media.tumblr.com/268a1c592d87e522064d15381656107f/tumblr_n1pvri3mTq1qmuxe9o1_400.jpg
41:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck you! yes there is!
41:00 <Bastardly_One> soundwave wasn't long enough
42:00 <Bastardly_One> you should of went this year instead
42:00 <Bastardly_One> best one yet
42:00 <simba> gone**
42:00 <simba> lol
42:00 <simba> nar
42:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah
42:00 <simba> all the ones i went 2 were way better
42:00 <simba> better years for that music
42:00 <simba> green day has a 3 hour set i heard
43:00 <Bastardly_One> that they did
43:00 <simba> green day.
43:00 <Bastardly_One> except I didn't see one second of it
43:00 <Bastardly_One> I know hey?
43:00 <Bastardly_One> ought to hear a lot of bands backstage laughing at that
43:00 <Bastardly_One> to put it mildly
44:00 <Bastardly_One> Mastadon fucking owned
44:00 <Bastardly_One> and I must say for 11am ... Amon Amarth
44:00 <Bastardly_One> were a fuck of a lot more alive than I was
44:00 <Bastardly_One> I think I was still waking up literarlly
44:00 <simba> wat da
44:00 <simba> lol
45:00 <Bastardly_One> 11am - 11:45am
45:00 <Bastardly_One> can you believe that?
45:00 <Bastardly_One> and they're not the only ones who got shit times
45:00 <Bastardly_One> kind of made me happy though ... I got to see a lot more than the previous ones
45:00 <Bastardly_One> but maybe I loved it because it was so old school this year
46:00 <Bastardly_One> I think that was it to be honest
46:00 <simba> xxxMOSHXXX
46:00 <Bastardly_One> GWAR were so good ... but as I think you've noticed the last few days
46:00 <Bastardly_One> I love that shit
47:00 <Bastardly_One> I must of been really fucking wasted
47:00 <Bastardly_One> because even Tesatment were good
47:00 <Bastardly_One> or maybe it's because I've not heard them in so long I just enjoyed them and they were shit
47:00 <Bastardly_One> dunno but I thought they played well
48:00 <simba> i dont really like seeing bands during the day any more i used to usually prefer sideshows anyway,,
48:00 <simba> festivals are 2 long ,,
49:00 <Bastardly_One> meh
49:00 <simba> 4:19
49:00 <Bastardly_One> I'd of hated to be in the crowd
49:00 <Bastardly_One> it was really hot
49:00 <simba> and 2 hot
49:00 <Bastardly_One> and everyone looked really fucking sunburnt
49:00 <simba> and good bands get put at 11am like you said
49:00 <Bastardly_One> from sidestage
49:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I was like
49:00 <Bastardly_One> wtf when I got the timetable
49:00 <Bastardly_One> and 45 only at that?
49:00 <simba> my gf is going to soundwave tomorrow and leaving at 9am to see some gay band at 11... lmao i ended up getting to festivals after 12 cos fuck waking up early
50:00 <Bastardly_One> tell her to make sure she sees GWAR
50:00 <Bastardly_One> just for the experience
50:00 <Bastardly_One> I bet she'd go ... wtf?
50:00 <Bastardly_One> this is so fucked it's awesome!
50:00 <Bastardly_One> maybe not the second bit
50:00 <Bastardly_One> she will go wtf? though
50:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
51:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I had to get there at 10am
51:00 <Bastardly_One> from here
51:00 <simba> 420111.
51:00 <Bastardly_One> because I had to get to the stage areas and crap
51:00 <simba> i told her to wear this amon amarth shirt i bought at their show that never fit me right so people dont mess with her
51:00 <Bastardly_One> and say hi to the people that got me there
51:00 <simba> its a rad shirt but 2 small
51:00 <Bastardly_One> hahahaha
51:00 <Bastardly_One> she got a beard?
51:00 <Bastardly_One> :P
52:00 <simba> No!!!
52:00 <Bastardly_One> no-one will believe she's a fan without one
52:00 <Bastardly_One> you know this right?
52:00 <simba> She will have to prove it.. In the Pit
52:00 <Bastardly_One> heh
52:00 <Bastardly_One> I can't believe for the time of the day though
53:00 <Bastardly_One> how well they played
53:00 <simba> did they have those horn things they drank out of
53:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah and the thunder start of Thunder of the Twilight Gods
53:00 <Bastardly_One> nothing's changed at all
53:00 <Bastardly_One> was like 2 yrs ago all over again
53:00 <Bastardly_One> but give a fuck?
54:00 <Bastardly_One> <3 them
54:00 <simba> woot
54:00 <Bastardly_One> I should of maybe seen Living Color
54:00 <Bastardly_One> but fuck 'em
54:00 <Bastardly_One> Mastadon were on
55:00 <Bastardly_One> the poor cunt that drove me home has to drive to adelaid
55:00 <Bastardly_One> e
55:00 <simba> lol avenged sevenfold are so high up
55:00 <Bastardly_One> while the band he guitar techs for
55:00 <simba> they were always D grade
55:00 <Bastardly_One> flew out an hour earlier
55:00 <Bastardly_One> I refused
56:00 <simba> u shouldve gone to adelaide soundwave
56:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm like taking to JP from Clutch and he's like ... who are we watching for the main band? Mastadon?
56:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm like ... do we have a choice? look at the rest of the shit?
56:00 <Bastardly_One> he just nodded because what else can ya do but agree
57:00 <Bastardly_One> I was thinking about it to surprise someone I knew from Melbourne going
57:00 <Bastardly_One> for just the holiday effect
57:00 <Bastardly_One> but why?
57:00 <Bastardly_One> so you could get the other half of my pass? :P
57:00 <Bastardly_One> well, could of
58:00 <Bastardly_One> if she sees the Black Veiled Wankstain Nikki Sixx clones
58:00 <Bastardly_One> drop her yes?
00:00 <Bastardly_One> and if you mean to get in again for free
00:00 <Bastardly_One> passes are dated
00:00 <Bastardly_One> wouldn't of worked
00:00 <Bastardly_One> bands aren't but guests are
00:00 <Bastardly_One> for obvious reasons ... we could scam the entire tour
02:00 <simba> desaparecidos didnt even go
02:00 <simba> conor oberst
02:00 <simba> was prob the one i wanted to see to check him off my list cos i liked bright eyes 1ce
02:00 <simba> that is Gay
02:00 <simba> really late "postponment"
03:00 <Bastardly_One> gay for you
07:00 <simba> u
07:00 <Bastardly_One> r
07:00 <simba> id rather sleep thru the whole fucken thing to be awake for LIVERPOOOL
07:00 <simba> i have to be up at 3 n e way,,
07:00 <Bastardly_One> you're not going are you?
07:00 <Bastardly_One> awwwwwwwwwwww
08:00 <simba> to soundwave?
08:00 <Bastardly_One> I have to get some xray results ... thanks for the reminder about waking up
08:00 <Bastardly_One> and yeah soundwave
09:00 <simba> i never even wanted 2 go really i was just more impressed that they crammed so many bands i liked in .. it would be extreme nostalgia fest 
09:00 <simba> but the whole day festival thing
09:00 <simba> just means FUCK IT
10:00 <simba> i would like to live in melbourne i guess
10:00 <simba> i would probably then go to the side'waves'
10:00 <simba> i went 2 one at the palace and one in brisbane (for MCR lol) 
10:00 <simba> at tivoli in bris
10:00 <simba> and horden pav in syd..
10:00 <simba> some kool places
12:00 <simba> did you go to the soundwave at melb showgrounds in 2010
12:00 <Bastardly_One> all of them so far
12:00 <simba> i went 2 that, the main stage set up is like twice our size
12:00 <Bastardly_One> entire 4 ... technically it's kind of 5
12:00 <Bastardly_One> because the No Sleep tour the year before
12:00 <Bastardly_One> basically turned into Soundwave
13:00 <Bastardly_One> oh really?
13:00 <Bastardly_One> that's pretty much the same size the entire time
13:00 <simba> that was ok thats where i got 2 see dropkick murphys
13:00 <simba> they own
13:00 <simba> no sleep till
13:00 <Bastardly_One> yep
13:00 <simba> yea even our BDO main stage is maller
13:00 <Bastardly_One> and then whatever city
13:00 <Bastardly_One> the No sleep til thing
14:00 <simba> that was like the new taste of chaos
14:00 <simba> that was like the first show i went 2 basically in 05 !!
14:00 <simba> for rise against and 
14:00 <simba> story of the year ..
14:00 <simba> and killswithc
14:00 <simba> killswitch
14:00 <Bastardly_One> if Descendents are on any bill
15:00 <Bastardly_One> chances are I'm there
15:00 <Bastardly_One> and Killswitch with Jesse back
15:00 <Bastardly_One> was fucking epic
15:00 <simba> they are reunited  ?
15:00 <simba> they r cool
15:00 <Bastardly_One> they were ... last soundwave
15:00 <Bastardly_One> sooooooooo
15:00 <simba> oh
15:00 <simba> lol
15:00 <Bastardly_One> 2? ... 3?
15:00 <simba> Massive
16:00 <Bastardly_One> I think it was the one Metallica were on
17:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck you kids still get into trivium I noticed
17:00 <Bastardly_One> I was expected a kind of ho hum we're a bit over you guys response
18:00 <Bastardly_One> *was expecting
18:00 <Bastardly_One> played well enough for the bit I watched and wandered off to eat again
18:00 <Bastardly_One> free catering when out of it for the win
18:00 <Bastardly_One> swear I left soundwave 20kg bigger than I went in
19:00 <simba> lol
19:00 <simba> trivium were pretty bad
19:00 <simba> they played a bdo
19:00 <simba> i went 2
19:00 <simba> with that BOAT RUDDER STRANGE MOUNTAIN song
19:00 <Bastardly_One> well, they were just as shit this yeah IMO
20:00 <Bastardly_One> but I dunno ... the emo metal kids still seem to think they're the shit
20:00 <Bastardly_One> bore me tbh
20:00 <simba> lol
20:00 <Bastardly_One> do what they do well enough but they're generic
20:00 <simba> yes generic
20:00 <simba> the whole wearing costumes and "Being "Metal"" thing got bad by then
20:00 <simba> like if they didnt seem sincere i guess
21:00 <simba> unless u are really good and have a good style
21:00 <simba> like DIMMU BORGIR
21:00 <simba> youll just look gay
21:00 <Bastardly_One> or King Diamond
21:00 <Bastardly_One> but ... you probably think he looks gay anyway
21:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
22:00 <Saemon> nice simba
22:00 <Saemon> you like killswitch>
22:00 <Saemon> ?
22:00 <Saemon> check this out
22:00 <Saemon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4c1-zpqOV3Q
22:00 <simba> is he older king diamond?
22:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Best Christian Killswitch Ever (Nov 24, 2009) 0:15 - Category: Sports - 199,021 views - 216 likes (90.8%), 22 dislikes (9.2%)
22:00 <Bastardly_One> was nice to see Clutch again too
22:00 <Bastardly_One> King Diamond is ... 52 I think
22:00 <Bastardly_One> around the same age and era
22:00 <simba> he is one of those older guys that had his own style for a while i assume
23:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah
23:00 <Bastardly_One> he's been evil
23:00 <Bastardly_One> before dark metal was even thought of
23:00 <simba> like i think rob zombie is gay but i respect he influenced heaps of these bands 
23:00 <Bastardly_One> dude
23:00 <Bastardly_One> the kids went APE for him
24:00 <simba> not gay but i just never got in2 him
24:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm standing there for a bit ... realising I'm staring off into space
24:00 <Bastardly_One> so, yeah
24:00 <Bastardly_One> more catering time
24:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
25:00 <Bastardly_One> you know how in White Zombie he always wore that hat?
25:00 <simba> no i never knew of him then
25:00 <Bastardly_One> soon as that hat came off there was a cropped haircut and the dreads attached to the hat
25:00 <simba> ah
25:00 <Bastardly_One> and I'll swear on my mother's life on that
25:00 <Bastardly_One> so, I've considered him bullshit forever
25:00 <simba> oh lol
25:00 <Bastardly_One> but I still like him
26:00 <Bastardly_One> but wasn't in the mood ... I guess
26:00 <simba> these days he has to wear fakes
26:00 <simba> ??
26:00 <Bastardly_One> doesn't look it
26:00 <Bastardly_One> or it's a fucking good wig
27:00 <simba> wat a ngiga
27:00 <Bastardly_One> that'd be kind of semi interesting to google
27:00 <Bastardly_One> if I really wanted to know
27:00 <Excessive> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ydfJUlXeMV8
27:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: GTO -- Elevation (GTO Sonic Beat Remix) (Jun 21, 2011) 6:26 - Category: Music - 3,158 views - 31 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
27:00 <Bastardly_One> care factor isn't high enough though
27:00 <Excessive> ooops
27:00 <simba> sonic beat
27:00 <Bastardly_One> google for me and find out simba
27:00 <simba> NO
27:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
28:00 <Bastardly_One> I wonder if I'll ever wonder that again
28:00 <simba> google it
28:00 <simba> that beat is cool ^^^^
28:00 <Bastardly_One> YOU!
28:00 <simba> do you know of those old tom and jerry beats Excessive
29:00 <Bastardly_One> [05:28am] [simba] do you know of those old tom and jerry beats Excessive
29:00 <Excessive> https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/t1/1920355_513614065413582_707831853_n.jpg
29:00 <Bastardly_One> just in case you're on iggy
29:00 <Bastardly_One> you have pissed him off a few times :P
29:00 <Excessive> nah I don't
29:00 <simba> lol
29:00 <simba> have i
29:00 <Excessive> and that was wat I wanted to post ^
29:00 <Bastardly_One> lol @ have I
29:00 <simba> wait is he american beagle...
30:00 <simba> lol
30:00 <Bastardly_One> the sydney one
30:00 <Bastardly_One> duh
30:00 <Bastardly_One> in part of shads magazine pic
30:00 <simba> oh he is wayne photo guy
30:00 <simba> does he have me on ignore
31:00 <Bastardly_One> he's alright for a noob living in the 90s
31:00 <Bastardly_One> dunno
31:00 <Bastardly_One> oi you
31:00 <Excessive> nah I don't
31:00 <Bastardly_One> there ya go
31:00 <simba> :)
31:00 <Excessive> I don't put anyone on ignore
31:00 <Excessive> cause I like to know wat goes on
31:00 <Bastardly_One> nosey
32:00 <Bastardly_One> wish my ears would stfu ringing
33:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm tired you cunts
33:00 <Excessive> I mite roll another spliffeh
33:00 <Bastardly_One> like quite enough to sleep
33:00 <Bastardly_One> they're still ringing nicely
33:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
33:00 <Bastardly_One> can't hear shit
34:00 <Bastardly_One> poor guy driving ... mumblin in american
34:00 <Bastardly_One> and me
34:00 <Bastardly_One> WHAT?
34:00 <Bastardly_One> OH YEAH, STOP HERE THIS PLACE DOES REALLY GOOD COFFEE AND SHIT!
34:00 <Bastardly_One> no need to yell man
34:00 <Bastardly_One> ad nauseum to ballarat
35:00 <simba> well this 1s 4 Excessive 2 make up 4 any lost feelings http://youtu.be/Lu3dJqB5W6s
35:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Kahn - Over Deh So (Jun 14, 2013) 3:08 - Category: Music - 23,437 views - 336 likes (98.8%), 4 dislikes (1.2%)
35:00 <simba> hard feelings
35:00 <simba> lmbo
35:00 <simba> Lost Feelings
35:00 <simba> are ur ears 2 busted to put headphoens on and hear
35:00 <Bastardly_One> WHAT?
35:00 <Bastardly_One> :P
36:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh, I can hear shit in headphones ... just
36:00 <Bastardly_One> am listening
36:00 <simba> i remember the show where my right ear got permanently fucked a little from the piercingly loud speaker, alkaline trio in 05, i was only 15 and too close
36:00 <simba> i always have this feint buzzing
36:00 <Bastardly_One> sounds good with a riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing in the background
36:00 <simba> ringing
36:00 <simba> alk3 were ownage tho!!!
36:00 <Bastardly_One> I've industrial deafness
36:00 <Bastardly_One> from music
37:00 <Bastardly_One> did you know
37:00 <Bastardly_One> and I never did ... that loud bass can cause your lung to collapse?
37:00 <simba> lol
38:00 <simba> damn
38:00 <Bastardly_One> when I had my spontaneous pneumo thorax
38:00 <simba> i know it can Move u
38:00 <Bastardly_One> which is a cool name for a lung collapse
38:00 <Bastardly_One> I was reading forums on it ...
38:00 <Bastardly_One> and one person ... that's how they said it happened to them
38:00 <Bastardly_One> at some doof festival too close to the speakers
38:00 <Bastardly_One> am thinking they must of been pretty fragile
38:00 <Bastardly_One> but dunno
39:00 <simba> in aus?
39:00 <Bastardly_One> always remember that though
39:00 <simba> mustve been colossal set of speakers
39:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh, I think this person was in the US
39:00 <Bastardly_One> but world wide forum though
39:00 <Bastardly_One> this was years ago now but I'll always remember it
39:00 <simba> i think thats y i thought the big bands on the big stage were better at BDO still , when soundwave started to get the good heavy bands, cos the bdo has the huge speakers
39:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I reckon hey?
39:00 <simba> soundwaves probably are worse
40:00 <Bastardly_One> and somewhere without any noise restrictions at all
40:00 <simba> like metallica prob wouldve been cooler at BDO when they recently camer
40:00 <simba> came
40:00 <simba> but bdo is no place for that ow
40:00 <simba> now
40:00 <simba> like TOOL.. they wouldnt do sound wvae..
40:00 <terrypage> ive been to over 3000 doofs
40:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I get what ya mean
40:00 <terrypage> my ears r perfect
40:00 <Bastardly_One> your guts isn't
40:00 <Bastardly_One> stfu fatso the wombat
41:00 <simba> lol
41:00 <terrypage> die in fire fatty
41:00 <Bastardly_One> me?
41:00 <Bastardly_One> fat?
41:00 <Bastardly_One> hahahahahahahahaha
41:00 <Bastardly_One> 58kgs is HUGE!
41:00 <AngrymanXL> speaking of fat. I feel like some kfc.
41:00 <Bastardly_One> I had a load of that today too
42:00 <AngrymanXL> Are there any kfcs open at this hhour?
42:00 <terrypage> `seen excessive
42:00 <Bastardly_One> the band I was with ... it's the drummers fave fast food and part of his rider at festivals
42:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
42:00 <prowl> terrypage, if you can't see excessive here right now, you probably need new glasses. ^_^
42:00 <terrypage> lol
43:00 <Bastardly_One> and you know it's shit catering
43:00 <Bastardly_One> when you think the KFC was better
43:00 <Bastardly_One> damn
44:00 <Bastardly_One> now I am hungry yet again
44:00 <Bastardly_One> which I'd think is humanly impossible
44:00 <Bastardly_One> but apparently not
45:00 <Bastardly_One> do me a favour though
45:00 <Bastardly_One> you know I'll be around somewhere
45:00 <terrypage> yay its saturday
45:00 <Bastardly_One> remind me when the game starts
45:00 <terrypage> might buy a unit today
45:00 <terrypage> woot
46:00 <Bastardly_One> do you watch a league as well simba?
46:00 <simba> nah
46:00 <Bastardly_One> ya should for a bit of a laugh
46:00 <simba> but SOUTHAMPTON LIVERPOOL fuken huge fuk
46:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah that's why I want you to remind me
46:00 <Bastardly_One> so I don't go to myself
47:00 <Bastardly_One> oh yeah ... shit half time already
47:00 <simba> i should b watching something before it
47:00 <Bastardly_One> etc
47:00 <simba> it should be a good game 2 watch
47:00 <Bastardly_One> damn straight
47:00 <Bastardly_One> but I know how I am today
47:00 <Bastardly_One> if it's not post it noted to my head
47:00 <terrypage> fuk that cuppa ent quik
47:00 <Bastardly_One> no way am I remembering it when I wake up
47:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
49:00 <simba> 4am start needs red bulls
49:00 <simba> ill b getting sum
49:00 <simba> *****LIVERPOOL FC*****5 TIMES*****  *****LIVERPOOL FC*****5 TIMES***** *****LIVERPOOL FC*****5 TIMES*****
49:00 <simba> back 2 the champiens leaig
49:00 <terrypage> for the lulz
49:00 <Saemon> terrypage
50:00 <terrypage> yes leb dickhead
50:00 <terrypage> seriously
50:00 <Saemon> fuk u cunt com 2 lakemba n say dat shit i fucken dare u cunt
50:00 <terrypage> the lebs ive met have been real nice
50:00 <Saemon> well fuck you im the devil and your in hell cunt
51:00 <Saemon> i will fucken cave ya skull in faggot
51:00 <terrypage> dont be smart u know il bash ya clean,.
51:00 <terrypage> xd
51:00 <Saemon> oh yeh sure and can u bash like 60 of my cousins all at once?
51:00 <Saemon> dont fuken tlak big cunt when u know ur gona get smashed
51:00 <terrypage> vomit
52:00 <terrypage> nxt subect
52:00 <Saemon> ur mummas loose pussy
52:00 <terrypage> j keys fuct
52:00 <Saemon> i fuked her last nite
52:00 <terrypage> ur mums shithole
52:00 <terrypage> stinkin leb
52:00 <terrypage> wanna die
53:00 <terrypage> i run sydney
53:00 <terrypage> just made up 20 50s
53:00 <terrypage> rock
55:00 <terrypage> meow
55:00 <terrypage> joking i made 5
55:00 <terrypage> simbas a fine gentleman
57:00 <terrypage> wb BROTHER EXCESS
57:00 <Excessive> soz, was fckin around wif network shit
57:00 <Excessive> and thnx shads
58:00 <Excessive> simba, do u like dub/chill stuff?
59:00 <simba> yea
00:00 <simba> kahn there makes some awesome stuff
00:00 <simba> he was my fav of 2013 
00:00 <terrypage> YOURE WELCOME MAN
00:00 <Excessive> so would u listen to some chill mix if I pasted u a link simba?
01:00 <simba> OK
01:00 <Bastardly_One> sleep?
01:00 <Bastardly_One> don't mind if I do!
01:00 <Bastardly_One> until later
01:00 <simba> i am still on head phones
01:00 <terrypage> FUK SLEEP CUNT
01:00 <simba> ok peace
01:00 <terrypage> WE R PARTYIN
02:00 <terrypage> LOL
02:00 <Excessive> http://cooltunes.subsonic.org/share/awKWT
02:00 <terrypage> ITS A RAVE BAK IN TIME
03:00 <Saemon> http://www.efukt.com/21130_WTF_Of_The_Year.html
03:00 <Saemon> lol cute european chick in that vid admits to being a pedo at the end of the clip
03:00 <terrypage> Hope it rains today
03:00 <Saemon> lol wtf bombshell moment
04:00 <Saemon> not sure if its her bad english language barrier that made what she said be misunderstood
04:00 <terrypage> i was chattin to some chick half the niht...
04:00 <simba> Nice
04:00 <Saemon> but relistening to it, theres no other way to misinterpret what she said
05:00 <Saemon> well...at least shes pretty and her accent is cute
05:00 <terrypage> HERES JOHNNNY
05:00 <Excessive> it goes for 5 hrs 50 mins or so dude, I actually could be fcked all that time ago to do a mix that long
06:00 <terrypage> LIST
06:00 <terrypage> I used to sequnce for 3 hours 1 mix
06:00 <terrypage> on e at home
07:00 <terrypage> english muffin
09:00 <terrypage> flying through the air ravin
11:00 <terrypage> CARMEN BURANA
13:00 <simba> is a nice mix Excessive
13:00 <simba> lol will have to listne in bits
15:00 <terrypage> had   an ex Carmen
15:00 <terrypage> italian chick
15:00 <terrypage> shes on my facey
15:00 <terrypage> marrieed livin at penrith imo
15:00 <Excessive> thnx simba
16:00 <terrypage> * Removed *!*[email protected] from ignore list
16:00 <terrypage> lololol
16:00 <terrypage> `seen smiley
16:00 <prowl> terrypage, I don't remember seeing smiley.
17:00 <terrypage> area51
18:00 <terrypage> 6 mates all asleep
19:00 <terrypage> `seen lumeah
19:00 <prowl> terrypage, if you can't see lumeah here right now, you probably need new glasses. ^_^
19:00 <terrypage> L U M E A H
19:00 <terrypage> HI
20:00 <terrypage> U MOVING IN TO MY PLACE
20:00 <terrypage> Im the only one with lumeahs pic...xd xd xd
21:00 <terrypage> its private i dont share soz
22:00 <terrypage> keep it confidential imo
22:00 <terrypage> XD XD
24:00 <terrypage> JAM HOT
24:00 <terrypage> I SEEN THAT BATMAN POST Excessive ON FACEY ROFL
25:00 <Excessive> ah ye
27:00 <simba> NIGHR
27:00 <simba> NIGHT
27:00 <terrypage> Made 2 trax last night
27:00 <terrypage> nrg house
28:00 <terrypage> this other chatline is awesome
28:00 <terrypage> all leet musicians
30:00 <Excessive> 1337
45:00 <lumeah> lol your a nut. lol
47:00 <lumeah> terryPage 
50:00 <Loof> i'm hitlers missing nut
53:00 <lumeah> hi loof
53:00 <lumeah> lol
53:00 <Loof> hey :)
53:00 <lumeah> it rained heeps
22:00 <Excessive> https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/t1/12479_513666202075035_1418926315_n.jpg
14:00 <mrdanger> HELLO
19:00 <terrypage> hi mrdanger
19:00 <terrypage> how r you mate
20:00 <terrypage> brb need a shave xd
31:00 <Pieter> I wanna eat lumeah
36:00 <Pieter> Ball tampering
36:00 <Pieter> Stop tampering with my balls people
36:00 <mrdanger> sup pietdawg
37:00 <Pieter> Not much trying to catch up on sleep, you?
37:00 <terrypage> https://soundcloud.com/wayned-2/analogue-church-djbones
41:00 <peace> cones lol
43:00 <Pieter> gotta go bbl
56:00 <mrdanger> cones are for losers
58:00 <mrdanger> im gunna go to costco and buy all of the munchies.
59:00 <mrdanger> you jobless bastards.
09:00 <Loof> https://scontent-a-iad.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/t1/1979671_694892427200828_304530783_n.jpg
09:00 <Loof> ps fuck you dangerAFK pedo
42:00 <peace> https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/t1/1912312_1441662002735910_1009115962_n.jpg
47:00 <Pieter> Its called being awesome
47:00 <Pieter> And I am the
47:00 <Lumeah> https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10201415896551502&set=a.2986592155983.2112750.1597425449&type=1  
47:00 <Lumeah> lol
47:00 <Lumeah>  hi Pieter
47:00 <Pieter> Bite 
47:00 <Pieter> Lumeah
47:00 <Pieter> Me
47:00 <Lumeah> Down boy! 
47:00 <Pieter> RUFF
47:00 <Pieter> I want you
48:00 <Pieter> I
48:00 <Pieter>  Always get what Iwant
48:00 <Pieter> COME HERE GURL
54:00 <Don> https://soundcloud.com/alisid/i-need
55:00 <Don> cool song
56:00 <peace> https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/t1/1186014_1441663869402390_870873651_n.jpg
56:00 <peace> aliens are coming
16:00 <Don> WebbY made u a song
16:00 <Don> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GVvtQ34mbeA&feature=youtu.be
16:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: needs techno (Feb 27, 2014) 2:26 - Category: Music - No views - 1 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
17:00 <Don> or someone i made a song for
17:00 <Don> lolz
17:00 <Lumeah> hi nikky
18:00 <Nikky`> Hey Lumeah :o)
33:00 <techn9n3> Sup brainz
33:00 <brainz> i
33:00 <brainz> http://24hoursofhappy.com/
33:00 <techn9n3> How u been bro 
33:00 <brainz> check that!!!!
33:00 <brainz> All happy ere
33:00 <techn9n3> Why?
34:00 <brainz> i dont know listening to the same track over and over again for 24 hours tends to have a effect..
35:00 <brainz> anyway im gona go...
36:00 <techn9n3> Lol 
36:00 <BillyGoat> im rubbbin me dick
36:00 <Nikky`> So am I
36:00 <techn9n3> I'm feeling subway fo sho 
36:00 <BillyGoat> show me
37:00 <techn9n3> I'm fingering my bumhole
37:00 <Lumeah> im rubbing my dick to Nikky`
37:00 <BillyGoat> suck on your finger like a chuppa chupp
37:00 <Lumeah> lol
37:00 <Lumeah> works lol
37:00 <techn9n3> Yum yum
38:00 <Sponge> BillyGoat do you have any bitcoins?
38:00 <techn9n3> 3 pepper chicken 
38:00 <techn9n3> I got heaps of bitcoins
38:00 <BillyGoat> wtf is a bitcoin
39:00 <techn9n3> Money
39:00 <BillyGoat> negative
39:00 <techn9n3> Lol
39:00 <BillyGoat> gave all mine to tax man last night
39:00 <techn9n3> Broke Arse 
39:00 <techn9n3> That sux
39:00 <BillyGoat> hadnt poaid any tax for 12 months
40:00 <techn9n3> Got a good tip at randwick today
40:00 <Rak> just the tip?
41:00 <techn9n3> U wanna know which horse ?
42:00 <BillyGoat> ye
43:00 <Nikky`> One with 4 legs and jocky riding it?
44:00 <peace> techn9n3 rapper huh
44:00 <peace> make a song like this
44:00 <peace> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GVvtQ34mbeA&feature=youtu.be
44:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: needs techno (Feb 27, 2014) 2:26 - Category: Music - 9 views - 1 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
44:00 <techn9n3> Ahuh chris
45:00 <techn9n3> It's called unencumbered....not sure what race but he will do mighty well 
45:00 <techn9n3> At randwick 
45:00 <techn9n3> Get on it 
45:00 <techn9n3> Hey sexy mew 
48:00 <Don> yep
49:00 <Mew> CYA SHARDS
50:00 <Pieter> Shards in my cock
50:00 <Mew> mornin BillyGoat
51:00 <Lumeah> shards or glass?? what are you doing boy! 
51:00 <Lumeah> tut utut
51:00 <Mew> lol
52:00 <Loof> cold
52:00 <Loof> too high
52:00 <Pieter> https://scontent-a-lax.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-frc1/l/t1/p720x720/1964813_10152241054173259_1119392566_n.jpg
52:00 <Pieter> I cant stop showing myself off
52:00 <Pieter> I Wanna eat me !!!!!
54:00 <BillyGoat> harden up cunt
55:00 <Loof> cant, i'm precious
55:00 <Loof> like a little flower
55:00 <Loof> i'm a pretty princess
56:00 <BillyGoat> sound like a fgt 
57:00 <Loof> depends on my mood
57:00 <Loof> sometimes there just isn't enough cock
58:00 <Loof> my ass gets hungry for cock
58:00 <Don> lol Loof
58:00 <Don> roger ramshit Loof
58:00 <Don> rofl
58:00 <Loof> roger that
58:00 <BillyGoat> mews! how r u my darling?
59:00 <Loof> mmm buzz n click
59:00 <Loof> solinoid robot
59:00 <Mew> https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/t1/1904088_721603091204884_507677890_n.png
00:00 <Loof> hate it when i get so high that i forget to masturbate
00:00 <BillyGoat> look like a fgt
00:00 <Mew> WHAT THE FUCK PIETER
00:00 <belligerent> fuck u all
00:00 <belligerent> fucken think you know
00:00 <BillyGoat> u look like ya couldnt even lift a toaster
01:00 <Loof> elder scrolls online, 22 gig, fuck
01:00 <Loof> gonna take all night
01:00 <belligerent> i could kick u in head
02:00 <belligerent> u back
02:00 <Lumeah> yesss
02:00 <Lumeah> lol
04:00 <BillyGoat> Pieter i dunno whats skinnier, you or the needle you inject yaself with 
07:00 <peace> you
07:00 <peace> are
07:00 <Pieter> Anything surpasses being an ugly fat fuck
07:00 <peace> in
07:00 <peace> d           ^      _
07:00 <peace> e          <_>    [_] 
07:00 <peace> n         //Y\\  <O 7
07:00 <peace> i        //   \\  \/\
07:00 <peace> a     __-/     \\ /  \        
07:00 <peace> l      -_)      \/    \ 
07:00 <peace> Pieter
07:00 <Mew> http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0j5xxCDCQ1qbxzbv.gif
07:00 <peace> u fucked up
07:00 <peace> not me
07:00 <BillyGoat> women like men with a bit of chub pieter
07:00 <peace> wtf u go change plans for
07:00 <BillyGoat> not a needle son
08:00 <Loof> [20:46] <couleurs> Oh Pieter [20:47] <@simba> You came and you sold me a TV [20:47] <@simba> but it didnt even work... Oh Pieter
08:00 <Loof> Pietard the Pieturd
08:00 <peace> u want needle Pieter
08:00 <peace> fucken junkie
08:00 <BillyGoat> they dont want a man who hides behind a nbeedle
08:00 <Pieter> Only the ones lacking self confidence
08:00 <Lumeah> it does
08:00 <Lumeah> do they ?
08:00 <Lumeah> *looks around* 
09:00 <Pieter> :/
09:00 <Loof> how's the homeless shelter you unemployable fucktard?
09:00 <Lumeah> hi Pieter
09:00 <Pieter> Hi
09:00 <BillyGoat> taking drugs is a sign of lack of confidence
09:00 <BillyGoat> lookin like you i know why son 
09:00 <Pieter> You should know
09:00 <Lumeah> would rather skinny.. 
09:00 <Pieter> Yeh this guy is one lost cause
10:00 <Loof> is he meth ranting yet? i have him on ignore
10:00 <Loof> METH RAGE
10:00 <Loof> not even once
10:00 <Lumeah> ya all hassle the crap out of eatch other anyways 
10:00 <Pieter> Ill hassle you
10:00 <Pieter> ;)
10:00 <Pieter> Fight me damn you
11:00 <ShadowLurker> he's too busy figuring out how to get his next hit
11:00 <Lumeah> lol im sure you would ;) 
11:00 <Lumeah> bbl 
11:00 <Lumeah> no
11:00 <Pieter> Okies
11:00 <Lumeah> ..lol
11:00 <Lumeah> bbl
11:00 <Mew> im getting some srs SPS vibes from Lumeah
12:00 <Loof> lol
12:00 <BillyGoat> pieter what do you use for weights? rolled up newspapers?
13:00 <Pieter> Whats psp
13:00 <Pieter> Playstation portable
14:00 <Loof> wb
14:00 <BillyGoat> think i gonna get me self a haircut soon
14:00 <Pieter> My cat smells like catfood
14:00 <Pieter> Im gon a eat it
15:00 <BillyGoat> must of being in your cereal bowl 
15:00 <Mew> small penis sense
15:00 <Mew> like Lumeah might be a man with a small penis pretending to be a female
15:00 <BillyGoat> lol
15:00 <Pieter> Ahh k
17:00 <Pieter> Hah at chan 7
17:00 <Pieter> Narcasism
17:00 <Pieter> Im defintely one of them
18:00 <terrypage> bacon and egs yumo
18:00 <Pieter> Im better than everyone around  me
18:00 <Pieter> Easy win
20:00 <terrypage> press a huge turd
21:00 <ShadowLurker> :}
21:00 <BillyGoat> Pieter is tough
21:00 <BillyGoat> toughest cunt in here 
21:00 <ShadowLurker> Pieters a gimp
21:00 <ShadowLurker> shut up
21:00 <ShadowLurker> \m/ d(^.^)b \m/ : Insane Clown Posse : Everybody Rize [The Amazing Jeckel Brothers - 1999]
21:00 <Pieter> I love me :)))))
22:00 <BillyGoat> got arms bigger then arnie
22:00 <ShadowLurker> than*
22:00 <BillyGoat> well i guess you got to love yaself, no one else is gonna love ya
23:00 <BillyGoat> only real man in here
23:00 <ShadowLurker> BillyGoat wants to suck Pieters dick
23:00 <BillyGoat> ShadowLurker is gettin angry
23:00 <ShadowLurker> hardly
26:00 <BillyGoat> i pully my willy
27:00 <ShadowLurker> cool story
31:00 <BillyGoat> full 1 inch length 
32:00 <Pieter> Are you  crying? 
36:00 <terrypage> anyone home
37:00 <Pieter> Shadowlurker settles for fatties
39:00 <ShadowLurker> why be mad for
39:00 <Pieter> Settle pettle
40:00 <BillyGoat> ShadowLurker is jealous of Pieter
40:00 <ShadowLurker> why
40:00 <Pieter> We know
41:00 <BillyGoat> because he is more manly then you son 
41:00 <ShadowLurker> how
41:00 <BillyGoat> it is evident 
41:00 <ShadowLurker> but how
41:00 <BillyGoat> because you are very feminem
42:00 <ShadowLurker> feminine*
42:00 <BillyGoat> thats what girls do, correct spelling mistakes
42:00 <ShadowLurker> oh of course
43:00 <ShadowLurker> is that a scientificly proven theory
43:00 <ShadowLurker> seems interesting
43:00 <BillyGoat> girly males do it to make up not knowing how to hang a house door or change a tap washer
43:00 <BillyGoat> or do an oil change 
43:00 <ShadowLurker> oh
43:00 <ShadowLurker> please go on
43:00 <ShadowLurker> ill take notes
44:00 <BillyGoat> nuh
44:00 <BillyGoat> dont think its in you boi to do manly things
44:00 <ShadowLurker> ah well if you think its best
47:00 <Serenity> pieter gets chicks hooked on gear to get a root. im not sure his opinion counts for much
47:00 <Pieter> Naa doing weights using newspapers
47:00 <Pieter> Now doing crunches with telephone books
48:00 <Pieter> Flabbety flabbety flabbety flab
48:00 <ShadowLurker> oh no
48:00 <ShadowLurker> we have a badass over here
48:00 <Serenity> not all of us can be junky thin pieter lol
48:00 <Serenity> oh no someone who has NO idea what i look like called me fat
48:00 <Serenity> watch me cryyy
48:00 <Serenity> lol
48:00 <ShadowLurker> WWAAHHH
49:00 <Serenity> too funny
49:00 <ShadowLurker> lol
49:00 <BlackDevil> Pieter
49:00 <BlackDevil> hump me
50:00 <ShadowLurker> junked out fuckhead and his yappy lapdog
50:00 <ShadowLurker> (y)
50:00 <Pieter> When?
50:00 <BlackDevil> when is best for you?
50:00 <Pieter> Brb running down stairs gotta get somr green
51:00 <Pieter> Best is before sleep time
51:00 <Pieter> Tonignt*nod*
52:00 <Pieter> Anyway brb
54:00 <BillyGoat> pieter is a well build strongman
54:00 <BillyGoat> built
54:00 <Serenity> he sure is
54:00 <BillyGoat> i seen him lift 1000 tomato cans 1 arm
55:00 <ShadowLurker> god i wish i could be pieter, living from one robbery to the next, junking up and going on 3 day benders
55:00 <ShadowLurker> thats livin right there
55:00 <BillyGoat> he has the life to envy 
56:00 <ShadowLurker> be damned all my money n house n wife n shit
56:00 <ShadowLurker> fuck that
56:00 <ShadowLurker> junkies is where its at
56:00 <Serenity> But your wife is like fat n shit
56:00 <Serenity> Your life sux
57:00 <ShadowLurker> oh damn
58:00 <Don> hi
58:00 <ShadowLurker> ive just got too much self respect n self esteem to be like pieter
58:00 <Serenity> Hi chris
58:00 <Don> Serenity is cool
58:00 <BillyGoat> pieter is a true gentleman
59:00 <Serenity> Than a cucumber
59:00 <Don> ?
00:00 <ShadowLurker> lol cooler then a cucumber
00:00 <ShadowLurker> than*
00:00 <ShadowLurker> these cunts are infecting my brain
00:00 <Don> day 1 sober again
00:00 <Serenity> Until when
01:00 <Don> as long as possible
01:00 <Serenity> Good for you mate
01:00 <Don> cbf going newhere for ages
01:00 <Don> even 5mins away
02:00 <BillyGoat> will you leave your bedroom?
02:00 <ShadowLurker> itll last 3 days
02:00 <Pieter> Earth is 4.45 billion years old
02:00 <Pieter> Give or take 50 million
03:00 <terrypage> nice scientific observation squire
04:00 <Don> yeah prob
04:00 <BillyGoat> drink gasoline 
04:00 <Loof> Pieturd the homeless, unemployable, sickly bullshit artist. die junky scum
05:00 <BillyGoat> i  smoke metho, get drunk straight away 
05:00 <Pieter> I think loof wants to suck on my dick
06:00 <Don> nah coffee will do
06:00 <terrypage> lol
06:00 <Pieter> Here doggiie doggie
06:00 <Loof> [20:46] <@CASH_CONVERTERS> Oh Pieter [20:47] <@CASH_CONVERTERS> You came and you sold me a TV [20:47] <@CASH_CONVERTERS> but it didnt even work... Oh Pieter
07:00 <Pieter> I love how obsessed with me he is
07:00 <Pieter> Love it:)))))
08:00 <BlackDevil> McDonalds has made a new golden arch enemy -- a California man is suing the company for $1.5 MILLION ... because he says he only got ONE NAPKIN with his meal.
08:00 <Serenity> ...
10:00 <Loof> Pieter working it at the homeless shelter: http://imgur.com/kfFJJkj
12:00 <Loof> Pieter the human cigarette
17:00 <Loof> https://youtube.googleapis.com/v/1AX6dDx04VU?fs=1&hl=it_IT
18:00 <BlackDevil> what
19:00 <Serenity> you americans sue for the weirdest shit
20:00 <Don> food
20:00 <Don> yep
22:00 <Pieter> He musta left cos house husbands is on
26:00 <BlackDevil> gotta make an easy buck somewhere
26:00 <BlackDevil> most likely will be thrown out
27:00 <BlackDevil> http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=87f_1393546311
28:00 <BlackDevil> LiveLeak: Guy Destroys City Carnival in a Few Seconds. *VOLUME WARNING* (Date: Feb-26-2014, 1 hour ago) - Views: 788 - Played: 2486
29:00 <Don> ppl use me to get to ppl
29:00 <Don> turn me on me
30:00 <Don> fucke n
30:00 <Don> :)
31:00 <BlackDevil> hi lee
31:00 <{LeE}> hi
31:00 <BlackDevil> hows you
31:00 <Don> come to my door i dont let u in
31:00 <Don> blow smoke out door
32:00 <{LeE}> great thanx n u
32:00 <BlackDevil> gud
32:00 <{LeE}> thats good
32:00 <Pieter> Keep on blowing:)
33:00 <BlackDevil> very gud
33:00 <{LeE}> O_o
33:00 <BlackDevil> yea i shaved my balls today
34:00 <BlackDevil> little blood
34:00 <BlackDevil> habby
34:00 <{LeE}> umm ok
34:00 <BlackDevil> happy
34:00 <{LeE}> :/ ur crazy
35:00 <BlackDevil> well i am black
35:00 <BlackDevil> and a devil
35:00 <BlackDevil> comes with the trade
35:00 <{LeE}> i didnt know
37:00 <BlackDevil> should know
37:00 <{LeE}> i dont class darker ppl as black coz there not really black if they were then they would look like the road they only have darker skin which is brown 
38:00 <ShadowLurker> i dont class BlackDevil as people
38:00 <{LeE}> lol
38:00 <BlackDevil> im blacker than jesus
39:00 <BlackDevil> and jesus is pretty black
39:00 <{LeE}> does not exist
39:00 <BlackDevil> so you are saying he is white?
39:00 <{LeE}> did i say that?
39:00 <{LeE}> i said he does not exist
39:00 <BlackDevil> he always does
39:00 <BlackDevil> thats why we sin
39:00 <{LeE}> never
39:00 <{LeE}> i dont
40:00 <BlackDevil> you have cumiva in your house
40:00 <BlackDevil> pretty big sin
40:00 <{LeE}> who
40:00 <BlackDevil> cumiva
40:00 <{LeE}> whos thar
40:00 <BlackDevil> that homosexual you slept with
40:00 <{LeE}> he's not in my house
40:00 <BlackDevil> had
40:00 <{LeE}> no
40:00 <{LeE}> i dont wanna talk about him
41:00 <BlackDevil> see thats a sin
41:00 <{LeE}> now get me a bucket
41:00 <BlackDevil> knocked up?
41:00 <{LeE}> i'll put it over ur head
41:00 <{LeE}> no
42:00 <{LeE}> id throw up in the bucket n put it over ur head 
42:00 <BlackDevil> so knocked up
42:00 <Don> i made 10 ton of patching motar for city link tunnel
42:00 <Don> or more
42:00 <Don> during shit
42:00 <Don> happing
42:00 <Don> fucken
43:00 <BlackDevil> congrats
43:00 <{LeE}> lol no
43:00 <{LeE}> i had my period
43:00 <BlackDevil> periods doesnt make you throw up
43:00 <{LeE}> dude i aint throwing up
44:00 <ShadowLurker> wtf am i readin
44:00 <{LeE}> no idea
44:00 <{LeE}> hes being a dick
44:00 <ShadowLurker> as usual
44:00 <Don> put 1800 kilos each batch
45:00 <ShadowLurker> lol
46:00 <{LeE}> lol
47:00 <Serenity> he must have been evading the other day cause thats knifebunnies ban again
48:00 <Serenity> dunno how he managed that
49:00 <BlackDevil> who is beagle?
50:00 <xm> so is that the real beagle?
50:00 <BlackDevil> who cares
50:00 <BlackDevil> beagles are real
50:00 <xm> [09:49:42] <BlackDevil> who is beagle?
50:00 <xm> you care
50:00 <BlackDevil> they are a breed of dogs
51:00 <Serenity> yes its the real one unfortunately
51:00 <xm> a very dumb breed too. so a suitable nick for him
51:00 <Serenity> he was in here two days and it was horrid
51:00 <xm> i thought he hasnt been on for a while -- so thought it would have expired. so wondered
51:00 <Serenity> hes been on in other channels apparently
51:00 <lumeah2> u a dog? 
51:00 <lumeah2> im prefer men. 
52:00 <BlackDevil> http://i.4cdn.org/b/src/1393552070997.gif
52:00 <lumeah2> i
52:00 <lumeah2> lol
52:00 <lumeah2> *pats dog*
59:00 <Pieter> Im all man
59:00 <Pieter> Wanna test me?
00:00 <Pieter> Theres a piet tester
00:00 <lumeah2> yeah.. lol
00:00 <Pieter> Hey doc:)
00:00 <doctor> morning piet
00:00 <lumeah2> *pushes you buttons*
00:00 <Pieter> Come get 
00:00 <Pieter> Me
01:00 <Pieter> It
01:00 <Pieter> Something
01:00 <Don> u in head
01:00 <Pieter> *bite*
02:00 <lumeah2> lol. 
03:00 <Pieter> Im gonna go get some zZzZ
03:00 <Pieter> S
03:00 <Pieter> Back later
04:00 <lumeah2> ok bye 
09:00 <Serenity> cum canona
09:00 <Serenity> cum canons
10:00 <Bitches_Love_Cannons> LOL
10:00 <BlackDevil> why its really not noticable
10:00 <Bitches_Love_Cannons> lol
11:00 <ShadowLurker> snoopys gunship has bitch cannons
11:00 <ShadowLurker> firing bitches all over the place
11:00 <ShadowLurker> PHOOMP
11:00 <BlackDevil> i got a headach
11:00 <ShadowLurker> good
12:00 <Serenity> wank
12:00 <ShadowLurker> wanks are good for headaches
12:00 <Bitches_Love_Cannons> you mean i can get rid of this headache by simply wanking
12:00 <ShadowLurker> yes
12:00 <Sponge> Pieter just had his lunch heroin
13:00 <Bitches_Love_Cannons> awesome stuff
18:00 <lumeah2> probably lol
19:00 <Serenity> lol
27:00 <ShadowLurker> \m/ d(^.^)b \m/ : KidCrusher : Vampire Freaks [Black Circle Magik - 2007]
34:00 <lumeah> only uf you know how to use them;). lol
34:00 <Bitches_Love_Cannons> ?
34:00 <Serenity> yuhwah?
34:00 <Bitches_Love_Cannons> lol
35:00 <lumeah> your cannon.. 
35:00 <Bitches_Love_Cannons> oh i know how to use it ;)
35:00 <lumeah> lol
36:00 <lumeah> no fapping im at lunch. lol
36:00 <lumeah> lol.. 
37:00 <lumeah> are u new here? :p
37:00 <Bitches_Love_Cannons> me ummmmmm far from it
37:00 <Bitches_Love_Cannons> im like the furniture :D
38:00 <lumeah> who fuck are u then. lol
39:00 <Bitches_Love_Cannons> god is me
39:00 <lumeah> oh.... yay... 
39:00 <lumeah> another god complex 
40:00 <Bitches_Love_Cannons> now bow to your god :D
40:00 <lumeah> fuck off.. lok
40:00 <Bitches_Love_Cannons> hahahahaha
40:00 <Bitches_Love_Cannons> BOW TO ME DAMNIT
40:00 <lumeah> no! 
40:00 <lumeah> lol
40:00 <milk> bow wow
40:00 <Serenity> wheres Saemon
41:00 <Bitches_Love_Cannons> but bitches love cannons
42:00 <lumeah> who is u cannon. 
42:00 <Bitches_Love_Cannons> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=35lqo1FeJpI :D
42:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: TFS: Alucard - Bitches love Cannons (Sep 28, 2013) 0 - Category: Film and Animation - 9,007 views - 75 likes (97.4%), 2 dislikes (2.6%)
42:00 <lumeah> black diamond 
42:00 <lumeah> lol
46:00 <partay> then faux gave me a reach around
46:00 <faux> Yeah man
46:00 <faux> Totes did
46:00 <partay> faux is the reach around queen
46:00 <partay> very talented
47:00 <faux> Yeah man
47:00 <faux> Totes
47:00 <Bastardly_One> afternoon
51:00 <deeldose> sup niggas
52:00 <lumeah> lol
52:00 <faux> Get out
52:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
53:00 <Bastardly_One> I don't want to
53:00 <deeldose> andrew okeef told me no deal
55:00 <BlackDevil> LOL
55:00 <BlackDevil> shads on a lonely night http://24.media.tumblr.com/32f1ca051de0b3cac48630010710cd9b/tumblr_n0oklhQLs41s0tnt7o1_1280.jpg
56:00 <Bastardly_One> no shit
56:00 <Bastardly_One> that kid looks like Pandas
56:00 <deeldose> what u been up 2 b1
56:00 <Bastardly_One> or a young Excessive
56:00 <Bastardly_One> who are you?
56:00 <Bastardly_One> and I've been up to heaps of no good
56:00 <Bastardly_One> Soundwave yesterday
56:00 <deeldose> nps u forgot me its all good
57:00 <Bastardly_One> still walking around going WHAT?
57:00 <Bastardly_One> I don't recognise the nick
57:00 <deeldose> i just dont come on much
57:00 <Bastardly_One> but ... if you remind me I bet I'll remember
57:00 <deeldose> we had some funny chat one day tho that i remembered
57:00 <Bastardly_One> what's the last thing we talked about?
57:00 <Bastardly_One> aaaaaaaaah ... well, I was born "funny"
57:00 <deeldose> oh i dunno again it was months ago
57:00 <Bastardly_One> what was it about? *lol*
58:00 <deeldose> ahhh i know
58:00 <Bastardly_One> fairies nuts
58:00 <deeldose> about writing
58:00 <Bastardly_One> ah ok ...
58:00 <deeldose> and maybe freelancer.com
58:00 <Bastardly_One> oh I remember now
58:00 <Bastardly_One> yep yep
58:00 <deeldose> and johninja was prob there drunk too
58:00 <deeldose> and maybe panda
58:00 <Bastardly_One> you were surprised Freelancer actually had shit on it now
58:00 <deeldose> i dont come on austnet all the time anymore
59:00 <BlackDevil> dick holes in this place
59:00 <Bastardly_One> don't think I've used it since that day actually
59:00 <deeldose> yeah that people actually made money from it
59:00 <BlackDevil> https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=HJP1RzqxkHw
59:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Celtic Walk (Feb 14, 2014) 1:53 - Category: People and Blogs - 461,239 views - 4,291 likes (98%), 89 dislikes (2%)
59:00 <deeldose> how much did u make total from it
59:00 <deeldose> and how many hours worth
00:00 <deeldose> its kind of bad when u have a good memory in some regards...cos often others dont remember what ur talking about
00:00 <Bastardly_One> tbh
00:00 <deeldose> and just assume ur a stalker
00:00 <Bastardly_One> I haven't really tried enough
00:00 <Bastardly_One> #1 I'm back at school
00:00 <Bastardly_One> #2 the last couple of months have been ... interesting to say the least
00:00 <deeldose> wow really goin back to uni?
01:00 <Serenity> i have the best dickhole
01:00 <deeldose> i found it weird being there at age 25
01:00 <deeldose> so i can imagine yeah
01:00 <Bastardly_One> #3 I'm really lucky to lift one arm at the moment without duress
01:00 <Bastardly_One> just TAFE but still
01:00 <deeldose> like an accident?
01:00 <Bastardly_One> would be more interesting if the course was more challenging
01:00 <BlackDevil> i dropped my phone in water today Bastardly_One
01:00 <BlackDevil> it lived
01:00 <BlackDevil> LOL
01:00 <deeldose> oh well be glad TAFE is easy
01:00 <Bastardly_One> dickhead
01:00 <Bastardly_One> what sort?
02:00 <Bastardly_One> remember the nokia 3200 classics?
02:00 <Bastardly_One> or whatever that model was?
02:00 <Bastardly_One> I droped that in the toilet once
02:00 <Bastardly_One> and I remember after it dried out
02:00 <BlackDevil> galaxy s4
02:00 <Bastardly_One> because you can't pull them apart
02:00 <Bastardly_One> there was a pube on the inside the screen
02:00 <Bastardly_One> forever more
03:00 <BlackDevil> first
03:00 <Sponge> all  new galaxy s5
03:00 <BlackDevil> how did a pube get inside
03:00 <BlackDevil> second why was there a pube in the toilet
03:00 <Bastardly_One> well, whatever it was
03:00 <Bastardly_One> wasn't there beforehand
03:00 <Bastardly_One> and it was hair
03:00 <Bastardly_One> so ...
03:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
04:00 <deeldose> didnt 4chan convince heaps of people to put their iphone underwater
05:00 <BlackDevil> no that was the microwave
05:00 <BlackDevil> charges the battery
06:00 <deeldose> and they got people to brick their xboxes
07:00 <BlackDevil> banshee is on
08:00 <Bastardly_One> like it?
08:00 <Bastardly_One> we get it supposedly fast tracked
17:00 <BlackDevil> i snorted coke
18:00 <lumeah2> yeah? 
19:00 <ShadowLurker> ^
19:00 <lumeah2> whats that like
21:00 <BlackDevil> so its suppose to rain today
21:00 <BlackDevil> tomorrow
22:00 <johninja> in america
22:00 <johninja> cool
22:00 <johninja> been pissing rain here most of the week
22:00 <Bastardly_One> I prefer sprite
23:00 <BlackDevil> shit california has no rain this entire winter
23:00 <BlackDevil> now there is flash flood warnings over the whole state because of this storm
23:00 <BlackDevil> google it
23:00 <BlackDevil> prove me wrong
23:00 <Bastardly_One> less bubbles
24:00 <johninja> i don't think you would lie about that
24:00 <johninja> so no
24:00 <johninja> no i will not
24:00 <Serenity> HI JOHN
25:00 <BlackDevil> sup
25:00 <johninja> HI
25:00 <Serenity> NOT YOU BLACK DICK
25:00 <johninja> HOWS THE SERENITY?
25:00 <Serenity> the serenity is well lol
25:00 <johninja> :p
25:00 <lumeah2> lol
25:00 <lumeah2> but i wanna know
25:00 <lumeah2> ;) 
26:00 <johninja> i saw that on tv last night
26:00 <johninja> see you got some faygo
26:00 <johninja> looks cool mang
26:00 <Serenity> haha yeah
26:00 <Q{{bon_ton> i prefer champagne
26:00 <Q{{bon_ton> smaller bubbles
27:00 <Q{{bon_ton> that green apple vodka got small bubbles too
27:00 <Q{{bon_ton> nice too
30:00 <Bastardly_One> I thought you'd be more into enemas Q
30:00 <Bastardly_One> than snorting
31:00 <johninja> spent 2 days customising the character stats and wages on jagged alliance 2 lol
31:00 <johninja> fkn nerd
33:00 <Serenity> i dont know what that is
34:00 <johninja> its this old tactical game
35:00 <Bastardly_One> hax
35:00 <Bastardly_One> xm
35:00 <Bastardly_One> Nikky` <3
35:00 <xm> ey Bastardly_One 
35:00 <Nikky`> Bastardly_One <3
36:00 <Loof> thinking of getting final fantasy online
36:00 <Loof> $35 then $10 a month
37:00 <BlackDevil> 8 out of 10 cats
38:00 <johninja> oh yeah that would be interesting
38:00 <johninja> elder scrolls online out soon too
38:00 <Bastardly_One> prefer
38:00 <Bastardly_One> what?
38:00 <BlackDevil> tv show
38:00 <BlackDevil> what im watching
39:00 <Bastardly_One> thought you were watching Banshee
39:00 <Bastardly_One> ?
39:00 <BlackDevil> not yet
39:00 <Nikky`> *yawn*
39:00 <BlackDevil> its on
39:00 <Nikky`> so freakin tired
40:00 <johninja> UPDATE: ONE of the state’s worst sex predators - feared armed - has cut off his GPS bracelet and gone on the run for the second time in less than a year.
40:00 <BlackDevil> it have many sexy scenes
40:00 <Bastardly_One> Me too
40:00 <Bastardly_One> I was too pumped from yesterday to sleep until early this morn
40:00 <Bastardly_One> had such a good day
40:00 <Bastardly_One> Banshee is made by the people that made True Blood right?
40:00 <Nikky`> I had to wake early to get car to Holden
40:00 <Bastardly_One> Oh finally!
40:00 <Nikky`> then friend came over to set up my smart tv
41:00 <Serenity> =/
41:00 <johninja> http://www.news.com.au/national/victoria/sex-predator-sean-andrew-carmodycoyle-on-the-run-following-escape-from-corella-place-facility/story-fnii5sms-1226840398779 
41:00 <johninja> near Ararat
41:00 <Bastardly_One> ooooooooooooooo new telly?
41:00 <Nikky`> No
41:00 <Nikky`> Just the smart tv box thingo
41:00 <Nikky`> mum got it for me
41:00 <Bastardly_One> ah gotcha
41:00 <Bastardly_One> thanks for the reminder
41:00 <Nikky`> My next service tho is going to cost me a fortune
41:00 <Bastardly_One> My indoor aerial is hopeless
41:00 <Nikky`> new brakes n timing belt :/
41:00 <Bastardly_One> and I do know I have a setbox at my old place
42:00 <johninja> how is he allowed to escape twice in one year...
42:00 <johninja> nobody better get hurt cops
42:00 <Bastardly_One> cars are greek to me
42:00 <Bastardly_One> so I'm nod and say ... damn
42:00 <BlackDevil> mp
42:00 <Nikky`> tv in lounge doesn't need it but tv in my room does, need to upgrade my tv one day
42:00 <Bastardly_One> My tv is fine
42:00 <Nikky`> tho fucking heavy for me to move myself
42:00 <BlackDevil> http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2017109/
42:00 <BlackDevil> IMDB: Banshee (TV Series 2013– ) - 8.3/10 of 18,780 votes - Stars: Hoon Lee, Rus Blackwell, Trieste Kelly Dunn - Season's: 2 - Rated: N/A - Runtime: 1hr - Genre: Action, Crime, Drama, Mystery, Thriller - Release Date: 11 January 2013 (USA)
42:00 <Nikky`> $750 or so service 
42:00 <Bastardly_One> just not able to get reception on the indoor aerial
43:00 <BlackDevil> http://i.4cdn.org/b/src/1393558940324.jpg
43:00 <Bastardly_One> set box should help though right?
43:00 <Bastardly_One> and WHOAH!
43:00 <Nikky`> It should, I expect
43:00 <Bastardly_One> that's a lot of money
43:00 <Nikky`> Yeah it is
43:00 <Nikky`> this is the most costly one
43:00 <Nikky`> goes back to normal amounts aftetr
43:00 <Nikky`> after
43:00 <Bastardly_One> no wonder you're in an less than impressed mood
43:00 <Nikky`> getting two new front tyres next weekend
43:00 <Bastardly_One> I would be too
43:00 <Nikky`> I knew it was coming up tho
44:00 <Serenity> how was he even not in maximum security
44:00 <Nikky`> tho, not on 60,000kms when it needs to be done but service due in May
44:00 <Bastardly_One> I've been a complete arsehole all week due to pain and am a bit worried about Monday
44:00 <Nikky`> Mon?
44:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah school restarts
44:00 <Bastardly_One> most teachers already thought I was faking it
45:00 <johninja> wtf BlackDevil
45:00 <Nikky`> My shoulder pain is slowly gone but I also got new mousepad at work
45:00 <Bastardly_One> could tell
45:00 <Bastardly_One> except one
45:00 <Nikky`> the wrist rest type ones
45:00 <Bastardly_One> I'll tell ya tonight exactly what I've done
45:00 <Nikky`> aaah, well just do what you can and try not to fall behind
45:00 <Bastardly_One> went to the GP twice, and then ER too
46:00 <Bastardly_One> but finally got taken notice of enough to get xrays yesterday
46:00 <Nikky`> Have they done ultrasound or mri or xray
46:00 <Bastardly_One> so he wanted a report ... naturally
46:00 <Nikky`> whatever they do
46:00 <Bastardly_One> finally got an xray yesterday
46:00 <Nikky`> aah cool
46:00 <Nikky`> When do you see Dr again for results?
46:00 <Bastardly_One> so he's wants me to come in today
46:00 <Nikky`> Cool
46:00 <Bastardly_One> 1 dr said the lumbar and scafia
47:00 <johninja> NORTH Korea has test-fired four short-range missiles into the sea, in a show of force 
47:00 <johninja> lol...
47:00 <Doodle> take that, sea!
47:00 <johninja> "wow so scare"
47:00 <Doodle> i wonder when they will graduate to actually firing them at something
47:00 <Nikky`> Can he give you an injection into the area to help with pain?
47:00 <Bastardly_One> another said I've sprained the trapiez (which I believe too)
47:00 <Bastardly_One> and this one is like ... xray ... who the fuck knows
47:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
47:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh
47:00 <Nikky`> When my carpel tunnel was playing up really bad many years ago I had to have steriods injected into my wrist
47:00 <Bastardly_One> past history of drug addcition
47:00 <Nikky`> think had it done 3-4 times
47:00 <Bastardly_One> doesn't matter if it's 2 decades ago it seems
48:00 <Doodle> the sea is a pretty easy target
48:00 <johninja> true
48:00 <johninja> only 3/4 of the earth
48:00 <johninja> maybe it is their way of fighting rising sea levels
48:00 <johninja> somebody has to try that
48:00 <Bastardly_One> I'll get forte and that's it
48:00 <Nikky`> uh ok
48:00 <Bastardly_One> so I've been whacked on the housemate's valium
48:00 <Bastardly_One> that's how I know it's muscle
48:00 <BlackDevil> Bastardly_One http://img.izismile.com/img/img7/20140226/1000/grownup_corner_43.gif
48:00 <Bastardly_One> remind me to tell ya later though
48:00 <Bastardly_One> if you want to know that is
49:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
49:00 <Bastardly_One> I have until 10pm to walk 15 mins to find out
49:00 <Nikky`> hopefully its not too bad and just rest it
49:00 <Bastardly_One> but I'm gonna bus it
49:00 <Nikky`> Then go now? get it over n done with?
49:00 <Bastardly_One> I was being smark with a massage friend of mine who asked how I did it
49:00 <Bastardly_One> and I said power wanking
49:00 <Bastardly_One> apparently you really can do your traps
49:00 <Bastardly_One> power wanking
49:00 <Bastardly_One> oops!
50:00 <Bastardly_One> lol BlackDevil`
50:00 <Nikky`> Nothing like a good power wank tho
50:00 <Bastardly_One> I actually remember that episode BlackDevil
50:00 <Bastardly_One> was about a month ago
50:00 <Bastardly_One> Natalya won over her arch rival AJ Lee
50:00 <Bastardly_One> for a title shot at the next pay per view
50:00 <Bastardly_One> never noticed the kid and his reaction though
51:00 <gir> hahah 
51:00 <gir> they had enough of the sea taking their beach away 
51:00 <gir> sea weeing on the on the beach 
51:00 <Bastardly_One> hahahaha
51:00 <Nikky`> And grabbing her tits
51:00 <Nikky`> one tit
51:00 <Bastardly_One> I never noticed
51:00 <Nikky`> lol
51:00 <Nikky`> rude lil fucker
52:00 <Bastardly_One> I distinctly remember the episode though
52:00 <Nikky`> he is learning at a young age to be a perv
52:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... think of the type of crowd that goes there
52:00 <Bastardly_One> he's probably down the strip bar with his old man
52:00 <Bastardly_One> every weekend
52:00 <Bastardly_One> hicks
52:00 <Nikky`> I bought a bottle of canadian club today
52:00 <Nikky`> yaaaay
52:00 <Bastardly_One> oh look out!
52:00 <Bastardly_One> you'll be fun tonight :D
52:00 <Bastardly_One> good
52:00 <Bastardly_One> you can entertain me
52:00 <Nikky`> lol
53:00 <Nikky`> Depends if I crack it open or not
53:00 <Bastardly_One> and yes ... to the getting it over with
53:00 <Nikky`> I did buy the coke to go with it
53:00 <Nikky`> I should have got some dry also
53:00 <Bastardly_One> sometime in the next hour ... depends which bus I feel like getting
53:00 <Nikky`> damnit
53:00 <Bastardly_One> too lazy to walk and the less aggrevation the better
53:00 <Bastardly_One> no shit right
53:00 <Bastardly_One> not only does my house slant really badly
54:00 <Bastardly_One> the streets around this part of town do too
54:00 <Bastardly_One> but nuh crack it open later
54:00 <Bastardly_One> why not?
54:00 <Nikky`> we used to live in Sebastapol (sp) when we lived there
54:00 <Nikky`> tho didn't last long thank god
54:00 <Bastardly_One> that's my old suburb
54:00 <Bastardly_One> and where Doodle and TheRon are
55:00 <Bastardly_One> correct spelling though
55:00 <Nikky`> oooh if we stayed I could have been close to them, phew then
55:00 <Nikky`> I mean nawww pity
55:00 <Bastardly_One> lol @ that
55:00 <Bastardly_One> I give up on TheRon
55:00 <Bastardly_One> he's always trying to get me to go to bowls right?
55:00 <Bastardly_One> well, on thurs I was interesting in doing bare foot bowls
55:00 <Bastardly_One> if someone would come along
55:00 <Bastardly_One> fail!
56:00 <johninja> some people were made to be walking billboards http://resources3.news.com.au/images/2014/02/28/1226840/509583-761e6c3a-a00d-11e3-ae86-8492b1a8b8a5.jpg 
56:00 <Bastardly_One> so, he can go nag someone else about bowls
56:00 <Nikky`> He is ok tho, harmless drunk bowl playing man
56:00 <Bastardly_One> doesnt bother me
57:00 <Bastardly_One> seems to annoy a few but not me
57:00 <Nikky`> yeah, not sure how he could really annoy anyone tho
58:00 <Bastardly_One> pardon my french
58:00 <Bastardly_One> but fucked if I know either
59:00 <Bastardly_One> sure, he's ... less than 3 dimensional
59:00 <Bastardly_One> but he's harmless
59:00 <gir> unlike you 
59:00 <gir> harmful to everyones health 
59:00 <terrypage>    38
59:00 <CannibalClown> lol
59:00 <Nikky`> I'm harmless 
00:00 <Nikky`> or armless
00:00 <Nikky`> or legless
01:00 <BlackDevil> poor cotton
01:00 <BlackDevil> being used at that large size
01:00 <johninja> lol
01:00 <johninja> and one XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXL please
04:00 <gir> https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/t1/1897841_300308740120330_1965713677_n.png
04:00 <johninja> lel
04:00 <Doodle> pantsless
04:00 <Nikky`> only for you
05:00 <Bastardly_One> oi
05:00 <Bastardly_One> Rob
05:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm really fucking lazy
05:00 <Bastardly_One> it's it cold out there?
05:00 <Bastardly_One> looks wet
05:00 <Doodle> not really
05:00 <Bastardly_One> sweet
05:00 <Doodle> its about 19
06:00 <gir> this is brilliant 
06:00 <gir> https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/t1/1970651_300297660121438_1027944050_n.jpg
06:00 <johninja> quantas cutting 5000 jobs now too
06:00 <johninja> fuck abbott and his 1 million jobs
06:00 <gir> yer 
06:00 <gir> that's exactly what I tried pointing out.. not the fact they have lost money etc 
06:00 <gir> the fact there is now going to be 5000 unemployed 
06:00 <Doodle> i'm wearing shorts
06:00 <Nikky`> I have windows n back sliding door open
06:00 <Nikky`> So not too cold
06:00 <Nikky`> tho I am under my doona
06:00 <Bastardly_One> cbf;ed getting up to find out
06:00 <Bastardly_One> how lazy is that?
06:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
06:00 <Bastardly_One> I am sooooooooooo exhausted from soundwave yesterday
06:00 <Bastardly_One> and gonna be interesting listening to the dr's report today
06:00 <Bastardly_One> you have ...
06:00 <Bastardly_One> WHAT?
06:00 <Doodle> aids of the butt
07:00 <johninja> on top of all the people from the car manufacturers
07:00 <johninja> and alcoa
07:00 <Bastardly_One> you have ...
07:00 <Bastardly_One> WHAT?
07:00 <Bastardly_One> can't hear shit
07:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
07:00 <Doodle> its a common side affect of butt aids
07:00 <Bastardly_One> what?
07:00 <Bastardly_One> speak up
07:00 <Bastardly_One> oh
07:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I know
07:00 <Bastardly_One> have had aids deafness for ages
08:00 <Nikky`> Have today off Doodle? or no longer on call?
08:00 <Doodle> nah fuck all happening except people sooking about smoke
08:00 <Nikky`> ah
08:00 <Nikky`> Could have come here and looked after me
09:00 <gir> yup
09:00 <gir> https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/t1/1932207_300115400139664_326109790_n.jpg
09:00 <BlackDevil> i never say any of that
09:00 <Nikky`> but noooooooo..selfish prick
09:00 <Bastardly_One> sooking
09:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
09:00 <Bastardly_One> looks pretty epic
09:00 <Bastardly_One> haven't heard anyone down that way going on about it on FB though
09:00 <Bastardly_One> surprisingly
10:00 <johninja> lol@thanks
10:00 <BlackDevil> i want mcdondalds
10:00 <johninja> you have never had sex either
10:00 <BlackDevil> sex gives me aids
10:00 <Bastardly_One> I think Gippsland wants to be China
10:00 <Bastardly_One> atm
12:00 <johninja> http://resources3.news.com.au/images/2014/02/28/1226840/199943-f4398004-9feb-11e3-b163-d60ea6e39be3.jpg 
12:00 <BlackDevil> already had it once
12:00 <Doodle> lol Nikky`
12:00 <Doodle> i've been busy crawling under my car
12:00 <Doodle> but i spose i could crawl under you
12:00 <Doodle> for a change
12:00 <Nikky`> excuses excuses
12:00 <Nikky`> yeah well, I don't want to come second to your car
12:00 <Doodle> i dont fit under my car anymore anyway
12:00 <Doodle> oh
12:00 <Doodle> really
12:00 <Nikky`> fatty
12:00 <Nikky`> :P
13:00 <BlackDevil> dat belly
13:00 <johninja> he's a political party leader here
13:00 <johninja> big man
13:00 <johninja> also very very rich
13:00 <Shadowgate> funny pic lol
13:00 <Doodle> lol shut up
13:00 <Doodle> its lower
13:00 <Nikky`> I knew what you meant
13:00 <Serenity> its his weiner
13:00 <Doodle> i cant even fit my head under it
13:00 <Nikky`> but you made it so easy
13:00 <Doodle> shhhh sezz
13:00 <Doodle> lol
13:00 <Nikky`> coz you're easy
13:00 <Serenity> :o
13:00 <Doodle> i do make things easy
13:00 <Serenity> urmums easy
13:00 <Doodle> :o
13:00 <Doodle> dobbing
13:00 <Nikky`> If you can't fit your head under it? it is really your weiner then
14:00 <Doodle> lol nooo my head head
14:00 <Doodle> wait
14:00 <CannibalClown> rob got his car bogged on top of a honkey nut this morning
14:00 <Doodle> nm
14:00 <Nikky`> lol
14:00 <Doodle> actually it got bogged on the hoist
14:00 <Doodle> well, beached
14:00 <CannibalClown> bitched as brew
14:00 <Doodle> yee
15:00 <Doodle> saw a nice car for you sitting in there too paulie
15:00 <Doodle> 2010 mustang gt in black with black 20s on it
15:00 <CannibalClown> was it full of clowns
15:00 <Doodle> no
15:00 <Doodle> it was full of win
15:00 <CannibalClown> 4 on the floor n fats all round
15:00 <Doodle> it has 6 on the floor with fats all round
15:00 <Doodle> had
16:00 <BlackDevil> LOL FUNNY PICCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCS
16:00 <Nikky`> lalala
16:00 <Doodle> sun just came out
16:00 <Doodle> weird
17:00 <johninja> Three years after the Fukushima disaster, 100 United States Navy personnel who responded to the emergency are suffering from unexplained illnesses such as cancer and leukaemia
17:00 <johninja> :/
17:00 <gir> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ud1DluFNCe0
17:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: GWAR "Madness at the Core of Time" (OFFICIAL VIDEO) (Nov 21, 2013) 3:31 - Category: Music - 72,074 views - 679 likes (95.1%), 35 dislikes (4.9%)
17:00 <gir> are they the 100 that went over with the special pumps and shit 
17:00 <Nikky`> Yeah, as sif you get sun there
17:00 <Doodle> inorite
18:00 <Nikky`> tho, no more summer
19:00 <gir> also this song is the ducks nuts 
19:00 <johninja> yeah must be
19:00 <Bastardly_One> and?
19:00 <Bastardly_One> what's wrong with no more summer?
19:00 <Bastardly_One> what sun
19:00 <Bastardly_One> you LIE!
19:00 <Doodle> no more boobs on parade
19:00 <Bastardly_One> where?
19:00 <Bastardly_One> oh bull
19:00 <Bastardly_One> we still get them until June
20:00 <Bastardly_One> they all still think it's summer at 15
20:00 <Nikky`> 32 next week
20:00 <Nikky`> so one day of warm weather
20:00 <gir> 19 in two weeks 
20:00 <Nikky`> pipe down gir
20:00 <Nikky`> :P
21:00 <gir> you pipe down :p 
21:00 <Bastardly_One> Ballarat and Canberra ... the two coldest holes in Aust
21:00 <Nikky`> nom nom
21:00 <Doodle> don't forget urmums Bastardly_One
21:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
21:00 <Bastardly_One> I don't think she has one anymore
21:00 <gir> I was going to say Bastardly_Ones hole is cold.. but it's probably red raw
21:00 <Doodle> oh my
22:00 <BlackDevil> must be getting your dick sucked
22:00 <Nikky`> gosh
22:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Basement Jaxx - Oh My Gosh.mp3 (3.7MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 4:02)
22:00 <Doodle> ?
22:00 <Nikky`> okie dokie it be nap time
22:00 <Nikky`> love nap time
22:00 <Nikky`> love love love
22:00 <Doodle> meet you there
23:00 <Nikky`> ok.. make it soon
23:00 <gir> meat you there 
23:00 <Doodle> kekekekeke
23:00 <Nikky`> hehe doodie heads xxx
24:00 <johninja> And the chilly relationship became positively frosty after Mr Biden upstaged Mr Obama by coming out in support of gay marriage before the president.
24:00 <johninja> lol
25:00 <johninja> "I liked gays before you did!"
25:00 <BlackDevil> <`LegoMan`> I liked gays before you did!
25:00 <johninja> His statement forced Mr Obama’s hand, and the president, who had long opposed same-sex marriage, soon after made a national address announcing his support for gay marriage.'
25:00 <BlackDevil> lol
25:00 <johninja> lo
25:00 <johninja> he was trying to pretend he wasn't kuniva
26:00 <johninja> and his name is in his ident
27:00 <Sponge> save our schappelle
28:00 <johninja> Apparently Biden and clinton are going to have a go at president
28:00 <johninja> but the republicans will win the next one
28:00 <johninja> dunno who on there side
28:00 <johninja> hopefully someone not mitt romney
28:00 <johninja> that guy is as fucked as abbott
28:00 <Sponge> save our schappelle
29:00 <gir> fuck schappelle 
29:00 <gir> she is guilty 
29:00 <gir> if she wasnt she wouldnt of done the time 
29:00 <johninja> i dunno about that
29:00 <johninja> indonesians are cunts
29:00 <Sponge> she was set up
29:00 <gir> pfft fuck off 
29:00 <johninja> i'm sure they got a hard on about arresting a white australian
29:00 <gir> if she was innocent they would of said. 
29:00 <Bastardly_One> braticus
29:00 <Don> take long enough
29:00 <Don> who wants go limbo i guess all of u
30:00 <ShadowLurker> \m/ d(^.^)b \m/ : Insane Clown Posse : Whatever It Takes [GOTJ 2005 Limited Edition EP - 2005]
30:00 <johninja> they would be too shamed to say that
30:00 <gir> like you look at it, how many other people have been done for drugs etc.. 
30:00 <johninja> the judge who granted her parole thinks she was innocent apparently
30:00 <Sponge> if you don't believe in schappple then you're unaustralian
30:00 <Sponge> go live with those indo hating savages
30:00 <gir> https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/t1/1898228_745205328825479_661688766_n.jpg
31:00 <johninja> 10 years is ages for a bit of weed anyways
31:00 <Don> i like mums
31:00 <Don> they have bigger tits
31:00 <Don> and stuff
32:00 <Don> lolz
32:00 <gir> shaddup chris 
33:00 <johninja> love the police raid on chanell 7 lol
33:00 <Sponge> how much does average australian earn in 10 years 650K. so if schappelle makes that who cares
33:00 <johninja> very classy
33:00 <Sponge> that's only average wage
33:00 <Sponge> so if she makes twice or 4 times that. good for her
33:00 <Sponge> we didnt' have to sit in a jail
33:00 <johninja> indonesian jail too
33:00 <gir> I don't give a fuck if it makes me australian or not 
33:00 <gir> she got fucking pinged 
33:00 <gir> and thats the end of it 
33:00 <gir> sorry 
34:00 <gir> but if she was innocent 
34:00 <gir> they would of reversed the decision at her appeal 
35:00 <johninja> that is assuming the indonesian legal system is somehow not fucked up
35:00 <johninja> but even here in australian innocent people still go to prison
37:00 <Don> whos not a stalker
37:00 <Don> ?
38:00 <Don> out of ppl interact with me
38:00 <Don> and u
38:00 <Don> u should be
39:00 <johninja> after all the media coverage and shit for them to come out and say "we were wrong, sorry guise" just isn't going to happen
39:00 <johninja> not with indo
40:00 <Don> nah like i
40:00 <Don> maybe me fried
40:00 <Don> meet fucked up ppl
40:00 <Don> what fucks up with that
40:00 <Don> maybe they were coming to kill me
40:00 <Don> and i freak em out so much
41:00 <gir> it's not saying sorry, it's proving she is innocent. 
41:00 <gir> that's all it comes down to 
41:00 <Don> lolz
41:00 <gir> woo
42:00 <ShadowLurker> https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/t1/995859_737025896329934_1130350859_n.jpg
42:00 <ShadowLurker> i loled
42:00 <gir> HAHAH YESSSSS
42:00 <gir> about time 
42:00 <Bastardly_One> hi again chris
42:00 <Jezer> what u want
42:00 <gir> is that a question or a greeting? 
42:00 <Jezer> fucken u got enough yet
43:00 <Jezer> can i think for once
43:00 <Bastardly_One> what the fuck are you schitzing on now?
43:00 <Bastardly_One> well, think ... don't type
44:00 <ShadowLurker> :)
51:00 <Jezer> i got pineapple slices means fritters later
51:00 <Jezer> or pancakes
51:00 <Jezer> still deciding
51:00 <BlackDevil> im watching Helix
52:00 <Lee> wasssssssssssup
53:00 <Mew> Jezer
53:00 <Mew> i can see your marbles are still scattered all over the floor and you havent even bothered to pick a single one up
55:00 <Jezer> lolz
55:00 <Jezer> i wonder why Mew
03:00 <TheRon> hello
03:00 <partay> afternoon bent units
04:00 <TheRon> TGIF??
04:00 <partay> tfif
04:00 <TheRon> indeed
04:00 <partay> *SIP*
04:00 <simb\a> GAY ANAL SEX
05:00 <TheRon> JBPL
05:00 <partay> WTRB
05:00 <Jezer> trust u fag
05:00 <Bastardly_One> morning
05:00 <Bastardly_One> remind me about the game later
05:00 <Bastardly_One> bbs ... etc
06:00 <TheRon> bourbon?
06:00 <partay> nods
06:00 <TheRon> i'm a scotch man
08:00 <TheRon> tomorrow watching the bowls finals and getting on the piss
08:00 <partay> bowls
08:00 <TheRon> yeah, i play so
08:00 <partay> i used to play
08:00 <Lee> is anal sex with a woman also gay
09:00 <TheRon> really
09:00 <partay> yes
09:00 <TheRon> why'd you stop?
09:00 <partay> i jest ski instead
09:00 <partay> -s
09:00 <TheRon> right
09:00 <Loof> yes
09:00 <Lee> lame
10:00 <TheRon> bit more exciting for you?
10:00 <partay> however i do likethe idea of drinking piss all day and plaing
10:00 <TheRon> the bar opens at 11
10:00 <Lee> are u sure its gay
10:00 <Loof> yes it's very gay
10:00 <Loof> ver very gay
10:00 <Lee> damn
10:00 <Lee> any girls on
11:00 <TheRon> it's the perfect sport
12:00 <Lee> im guessing no
12:00 <BlackDevil> lee
12:00 <BlackDevil> kiss faux
13:00 <Lee> is faux a girl
13:00 <Loof> BlackDevil's obsession with faux is getting so old, any excuse to set off her highlight
13:00 <BlackDevil> hey Loof
13:00 <BlackDevil> kiss element
14:00 <BlackDevil> rage
14:00 <Lee> is it sad that my favourite thing is my iphone
15:00 <BlackDevil> because you can set your music to a vibrator?
15:00 <Lee> no because of the apps
15:00 <BlackDevil> oh
16:00 <BlackDevil> that was my second guess
16:00 <Lee> noob
16:00 <Lee> black devil are u a girl
16:00 <BlackDevil> i am a girl
17:00 <Lee> wow
17:00 <Lee> cooooolol
17:00 <Lee> so
17:00 <Lee> how are u
17:00 <BlackDevil> im fine
17:00 <Lee> im watching a video that will teach me how to kick a soccer ball
17:00 <BlackDevil> oh because you dont have feet?
17:00 <Lee> yes :(
17:00 <Lee> i have to kick it with my dick
18:00 <TheRon> simba it's almost 420
18:00 <Lee> its all very technical
18:00 <Lee> considering i have no feet
18:00 <BlackDevil> yea tragic
19:00 <Lee> do u care
19:00 <BlackDevil> nope
19:00 <BlackDevil> 0
19:00 <BlackDevil> care factor
19:00 <Lee> :(
19:00 <Lee> plz care more
20:00 <BlackDevil> 0
20:00 <Lee> is it
20:00 <Lee> bare the meaning of or bear the meaning of
21:00 <Lee> wat u rekon
21:00 <BlackDevil> here
21:00 <BlackDevil> http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/a/ae/Ursus_arctos_-_Norway.jpg
22:00 <BlackDevil> bare it
22:00 <Lee> wrong its the second one.
24:00 <Lee> thats a bear
24:00 <Lee> woohoo phone is now jailbroken
24:00 <Lee> again
27:00 <TheRon> TITS OUT FOR THE BOYS!!
29:00 <Lee> so.
31:00 <Lee> .....
35:00 <AngrymanXL> no tits in here, brah... only sausages. 
35:00 <simb\a> is that real lee or fake lee
36:00 <TheRon> it's a god damn sausage fest
36:00 <TheRon> it was worth a shot
36:00 <Serenity> its not {Lee}
36:00 <BlackDevil> thats the male version of lee
36:00 <simb\a> fake lee
36:00 <xm> Lee would always have your nickname encased in { } to stand out and attract any male attention
36:00 <simb\a> flee
37:00 <xm> have her*
37:00 <simb\a> thats.. a very imaginative conclusion
37:00 <simb\a> brackets = aphrodisiac?
38:00 <AngrymanXL> Anytime I need to see your faceI just close my eyes And I am taken to a place Where your crystal mind And magenta feelings take up shelter 
38:00 <AngrymanXL> In the base of my spine Sweet like a chic-a-cherry cola
38:00 <Pieter> Theyre not brackefs
38:00 <xm> nah, simpler than that. just looks like the vagina
39:00 <Serenity> theres nooo aphrodisiac like curly brackets
39:00 <Pieter> Pharasies or somethin
39:00 <xm> is lisp your new style now Pieter ?
39:00 <Pieter> Yeh
39:00 <Pieter> Its lithpd
39:00 <xm> parentheses?
39:00 <simb\a> Shut Up Pieter
40:00 <Pieter> *yawn*
40:00 <TheRon> pieter, who'd win a fight between you and chris?
40:00 <Pieter> Never
40:00 <xm> pharisees is something else matey
40:00 <Pieter> Blame android
40:00 <xm> blame malapropisms
40:00 <Serenity> yes blame android for his spelling
41:00 <Pieter> Yes ignore her cos I can
44:00 <simba> i just get the postie to jam the packages straight into my asshole
45:00 <TheRon> so thats how you get your weed
45:00 <simba> Yep I get Weed Delivered in The Post
45:00 <simba> Into My AssHolle
45:00 <Serenity> lol
46:00 <TheRon> not the most efficient way surely
48:00 <simba> badman city
48:00 <TheRon> mind you, beats dealing with the airlines
48:00 <Pieter> My kung fu is strong
48:00 <simb\a> 1 of those fighter jets is flying round the city and its incredibly loud
49:00 <TheRon> chris has the scragfighting down pat
49:00 <simb\a> 4 clipsal bogans to be like Yea f** YEa
49:00 <Lee> theres a party on tonight but i CBF going
50:00 <TheRon> lumeah, pieter or chris in a fight?
50:00 <lumeah2> no. 
50:00 <lumeah2> lol hi pieter
50:00 <TheRon> pieter no means no
50:00 <lumeah2> :) 
50:00 <Pieter> Hi:)
50:00 <Lee> wut do ido
51:00 <simba> pieter doesnt take no for an answer
51:00 <Pieter> Lies
51:00 <simba> he bullies women into giving him sex
51:00 <Pieter> True
51:00 <lumeah2> i know.. thats al he does. lol
51:00 <simba> al snow
51:00 <TheRon> i'm listening to john farnham's song about constipation
51:00 <TheRon> pressure down
51:00 <Lee> yawn
51:00 <simb\a> Stay home and watch FOXTEL
52:00 <lumeah2> he hasn't bullied me.. lol.
52:00 <TheRon> a swift kick to the nuts?
52:00 <simba> do you want to be bullied or something
52:00 <lumeah2> bad pieter.. lol
52:00 <lumeah2> yup
52:00 <lumeah2> no
52:00 <Lee> have no foxtel
52:00 <Lee> thanks for reminding me
52:00 <simb\a> thats ok the internet is better
53:00 <TheRon> i always thought pieter kept his genitals in a jar
53:00 <lumeah2> lol
53:00 <simba> he had 2 sell them like everything else in his apartment
53:00 <TheRon> could be wrong
53:00 <simb\a> L-R - Serenity, me https://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwnd78SrJG1qcysh1o1_500.gif
53:00 <Lee> gayyyyy
54:00 <Pieter> I keep em in lumeah
54:00 <TheRon> classy
54:00 <TheRon> you drug her and then have your way with her?
54:00 <Lee> or what i really mean is
54:00 <Lee> "ha, gayyyyy"
55:00 <simba> to Pieter the only difference between a concious and unconcious chick is the amount of protesting 
56:00 <TheRon> nice
56:00 <simba> nice, france
56:00 <TheRon> joking about rape isn't cool, we should stop it
56:00 <simba> i genuinely believe he rapes women
56:00 <TheRon> i have no idea
56:00 <simb\a> u rnt chang u r flee
56:00 <Lee> im whatever i want to be
56:00 <simb\a> oh the new ep of that came out
56:00 <simb\a> after a few weeks
56:00 <simb\a> but im sure its Shite 
56:00 <Lee> i just want to stay in tonighttttt
56:00 <Lee> i dont watch community
57:00 <simb\a> oh
57:00 <simb\a> u were just quoting an Internet Meme
57:00 <Lee> duh
58:00 <simb\a> sorry i will put that as a memo "flee... quotes internet memes.. most likely thinks Family Guy is quote 'brilliant'.."
58:00 <Lee> nope family guy also sucks
58:00 <Lee> except for that video of the asian woman
58:00 <Lee> whos driving
58:00 <Lee> and says
59:00 <Pieter> its the form of the chick idiot get itri
59:00 <Pieter> Its chloroform
59:00 <Lee> "i turn now good luck everybody"
59:00 <Lee> that was funny
59:00 <simb\a> lol
59:00 <simb\a> that was me
59:00 <Lee> that wasnt u
01:00 <AndrewBolt> wouldnt surprise me if Pieter does -- and i find it quite offensive
01:00 <simba> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5OKojlIkuoY
01:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Cheap News (Feb 19, 2014) 2:26 - Category: Comedy - 152,560 views - 4,751 likes (98.4%), 76 dislikes (1.6%)
02:00 <Pieter> No o ecares if youre offended
02:00 <AndrewBolt> you did because you just replied
02:00 <simb\a> this is 1 of the best show http://31.media.tumblr.com/4b1c81a42832e1ef0d90a2f93b91358a/tumblr_mou11d46Nh1reeaavo1_500.gif
03:00 <Pieter> I reply to 3verythingq
03:00 <TheRon> manus island offends me
03:00 <Pieter> Rove mcmanus
03:00 <simba> you werent replying the other night when we were asking why you were selling all your tvs 
03:00 <simba> you are a selective replier
03:00 <AndrewBolt> lol
03:00 <Lee> always sunny = overrated
04:00 <Pieter> Partial is better than none
04:00 <TheRon> the inquiry into manus island is gonna be superficial
04:00 <Pieter> I am gotta poowanna eat it ?
04:00 <simb\a> lol
04:00 <simb\a> how
05:00 <simba> Pieter is on the tinned bolognese diet
05:00 <TheRon> pieter you are one sorry excuse for a human being
05:00 <Lee> just is
05:00 <Lee> anyone can see its overrated
05:00 <simb\a> never been big enough to be overrated unless youre saying the core fanbase overrates it
05:00 <Lee> exactly what im saying
05:00 <simb\a> which is dumb cos all fanbases would rate their show high,,
05:00 <Lee> never had a big following because its not a good show
06:00 <Pieter> That not nice theron
06:00 <TheRon> talking about eating shit is nice??
06:00 <Pieter> Mine could be
06:00 <simb\a> nah its into season 10 now its getting a wider audience and still funny
06:00 <simb\a> 10 seasons is good
06:00 <Lee> its overstayed its welcome
06:00 <mandyjane> whats up
06:00 <simb\a> i think U have FLEE
07:00 <Pieter> Give it a go
07:00 <AndrewBolt> looks like Pieter has found a new use for syringes: administering steroids
07:00 <TheRon> you are one deluded fool
07:00 <Pieter> And 
07:00 <Pieter> Im gonna rage out on ya mum
07:00 <TheRon> no thats it
07:00 <simb\a> whats up candycane
07:00 <Lee> lol 
07:00 <Lee> hi mandy
07:00 <mandyjane> nummmuch
08:00 <AndrewBolt> Pieter is too early in the morning to bring out sophisticated jokes involving one's mum
08:00 <AndrewBolt> i dont want to think too much
08:00 <TheRon> mew your thoughts on pieter?
08:00 <AndrewBolt> it's*
08:00 <Pieter> Mew wants me
08:00 <mandyjane> just getting dinner ready, wishin i was at mardigras. 
08:00 <Lee> what dinner are u having
08:00 <Lee> and can i come over
08:00 <Loof> same wish i was smoking mardigrass
08:00 <Lee> hey simba
08:00 <Lee> what would u do
08:00 <simb\a> wheres ur ganja loof
09:00 <Mew> oh hell no
09:00 <TheRon> mew would rather root a syphalletic warthog
09:00 <TheRon> hang on pieter you could be in there
09:00 <Lee> if ur son was at home, cry all alone on the bedroom floor cos hes hungry
09:00 <Lee> and the only way to feed him was to sleep with a man for a little bit of money cos his dad is gone?
09:00 <Loof> ganja is within reach
09:00 <simb\a> id link to that track in irc NOW
09:00 <mandyjane> lol having corn meat fritters and vege
09:00 <mandyjane> hey loof :)
09:00 <Lee> what are u talking about simba
09:00 <Loof> hey mj :)
09:00 <Lee> corned beef? ew
10:00 <Pieter> Man youre sounding like a real fuckwit today
10:00 <TheRon> thanks man
10:00 <AndrewBolt> Pieter: so who would you say you dislike the most from Austnet?
10:00 <johninja> <Pieter> just got bak from da hospittal http://i.4cdn.org/b/src/1393558430731.jpg :(
10:00 <TheRon> there goes tea
10:00 <AndrewBolt> well, i think i just saw rice
10:00 <AndrewBolt> and cream
10:00 <mandyjane> silverside, yeh
10:00 <Lee> on second thought i'll just eat some leftover bread i have
10:00 <simb\a> i was singing it before you even typed the second line and now i cant get it out of my head what the heack
10:00 <Lee> yuck
10:00 <Lee> i hate silverside
10:00 <Lee> lol simba
10:00 <Lee> hey simba http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gyg5IoEv8oA
10:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: City High - What Would You Do? (Clean Version) (Jun 16, 2009) 3:16 - Category: Music - 2,881,919 views - 8,585 likes (97.3%), 236 dislikes (2.7%)
11:00 <AndrewBolt> you should PM fennec_fox Pieter. she's pretty cute and drug friendly
11:00 <simb\a> thanx
11:00 <Lee> wow
11:00 <Lee> from the time that i posted the link
11:00 <Lee> to the time blackdevils automated reply came
11:00 <Lee> there was an extra 11 views
11:00 <Lee> in the span of like 3 seconds
11:00 <Lee> how interesting
11:00 <Lee> hey mandy do u cook ur silverside good
11:00 <mandyjane> yeh its way better than ur mums
12:00 <Lee> oooh
12:00 <Lee> can i come over then
12:00 <mandyjane> narh
12:00 <Lee> WHY
12:00 <Lee> WHY NOT
12:00 <Lee> whats ur address
12:00 <mandyjane> lol coz i said so
12:00 <Lee> lame
13:00 <TheRon> how about them knicks??
13:00 <johninja> the new york kind?
13:00 <johninja> what have they done now?
13:00 <TheRon> yes!
13:00 <TheRon> lost to miami today
13:00 <mandyjane> u r
13:00 <simb\a> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A5AAcgtMjUI 
13:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Aaliyah - Rock The Boat (Aug 26, 2008) 5:37 - Category: Music - 16,461,564 views - 61,206 likes (97.9%), 1,292 dislikes (2.1%)
13:00 <Lee> how do u make ur silverside mandy
13:00 <Lee> like how do u cook it
13:00 <mandyjane> this is the first time i havent had foxtel or austar in fucking years and i'm tearing my hair out
13:00 <Loof> i use a smathering of buttsauce on my meat
13:00 <mandyjane> on the plus side.. i have wifi
13:00 <Lee> are u tearing ur pubic hair out or the hair on ur head
14:00 <AndrewBolt> they've been born out by a Japanese billionaire
14:00 <AndrewBolt> the controversy!
14:00 <AndrewBolt> bought*
14:00 <johninja> should have kept jeremy lin
14:00 <TheRon> and not traded for bargnani
14:00 <johninja> sure he might turn the ball over 8 times a game but the fans loved him
14:00 <Lee> i dont like aaliyah
14:00 <Lee> this song is boring
14:00 <mandyjane> oh um. boil it with a few bay leaves, a splash of vinegar and a teaspoon of brown sugar. and put a brown onion in there too
14:00 <Lee> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gUPrnu3BEU8
14:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Ashanti - Foolish (Oct 7, 2009) 4:27 - Category: Music - 17,110,645 views - 55,861 likes (97.6%), 1,388 dislikes (2.4%)
14:00 <Lee> yep thats why i hate silverside
14:00 <Lee> why dont u roast it
14:00 <mandyjane> LOL
14:00 <mandyjane> HAHAHAHA
14:00 <mandyjane> ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?
14:00 <Lee> roast it with thyme and rosemary mmm mmmmmmmm
14:00 <Lee> and garlic
14:00 <Lee> mmmmm
15:00 <johninja> they just seem stale now
15:00 <TheRon> felton is shithouse
15:00 <johninja> JR smith is shithouse
15:00 <johninja> melo is good
15:00 <johninja> he deserves better
15:00 <TheRon> stoudemire
15:00 <johninja> is stoudamire even playing?
15:00 <TheRon> yes
15:00 <mandyjane> thats lamb u tool
15:00 <Lee> silverside = meat
15:00 <Lee> u can roast meat
15:00 <mandyjane> wrong cut of beef to roast it. it'd come out dry and shit
15:00 <Serenity> why not just buy a roast beef if you want a raost
15:00 <Lee> only if ur a noob
15:00 <Lee> and dont put alfoil over it
15:00 <Serenity> roasted silverside is gross
15:00 <Lee> u guys
15:00 <Lee> jeez
15:00 <Lee> never made roast silverside in ur life
15:00 <mandyjane> i wouldnt even bother with roasting silverside
15:00 <Lee> no clue what ur talking about
16:00 <johninja> gets played 20 mil a season to ride the bench
16:00 <TheRon> aveages 10 points plays no d
16:00 <johninja> hehe
16:00 <johninja> when he isn't injured
16:00 <TheRon> his knees are fucked
16:00 <johninja> he's the only 6'11 black jewish man i know of
16:00 <mandyjane> look mate, my friends brothers aunty's second cousin is a butcher.. i know what im talking about
16:00 <Rak> mandyj knows her meat
16:00 <Lee> i bet she does
16:00 <Lee> she knows all her cuts of meat
16:00 <Lee> and she knows her sausages
16:00 <Lee> and her meat balls too
16:00 <simb\a> roast silverside is the best So Soft SO Tender
16:00 <mandyjane> O_o
17:00 <lumeah> stupid phone... 
17:00 <TheRon> with dodo?
17:00 <Lee> i know right simba
17:00 <mandyjane> simb\a as in simba? or a different simba?
17:00 <Lee> bitches be trippin
17:00 <simb\a> Different SImba.
18:00 <lumeah> lol
18:00 <lumeah> no
18:00 <lumeah> tel
18:00 <TheRon> craptel, they're making you pay
18:00 <lumeah> i know. 
18:00 <Lee> clearly this is simb\a
18:00 <Lee> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6rgStv12dwA
18:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Baby Bash - Suga Suga ft. Frankie J (Nov 1, 2009) 4:05 - Category: Music - 18,690,012 views - 72,428 likes (97.4%), 1,971 dislikes (2.6%)
18:00 <simb\a> Theres Only One Simba... Only 1 Simbaaaaaaaa... 
18:00 <simb\a> sorry i am type singing a football song about myself
18:00 <simb\a> fuck me
18:00 <Mew> is that {LeE}??
18:00 <simb\a> no its flee
18:00 <mandyjane> ah ok.. coz if simb\a is simba then that is the most stupidest fucking thing you've ever typed
18:00 <Lee> all these dumb rnb videos have talking and shit at the start
18:00 <Lee> no its just Lee
18:00 <Lee> i agree mandy
18:00 <simb\a> which line
18:00 <mandyjane> nah i dont think so Mew. lady lee doesnt like me and wouldnt speak to me lol
19:00 <Calin> this might sound rude but .. are we ready to forget about the holocaust yet ?
19:00 <Calin> can we make way for all the others of millions who have died at the hands of a regime, even if they aren't jewish
19:00 <TheRon> we're allowed to joke about aids now, the holocaust should be ok
19:00 <mandyjane> <simb\a> roast silverside is the best So Soft SO Tender
19:00 <Lee> lady lee im sure is straight so no wonder she wouldnt want to talk to a woman
19:00 <Lee> whereas i am a straight man so i like talking to women
19:00 <Lee> LOGIC
19:00 <simb\a> lol what
19:00 <Serenity> wow
19:00 <simb\a> how??
19:00 <Serenity> straight women dont talk to women.,.
19:00 <mandyjane> hey Serenity
19:00 <Lee> all women have a bit of lesbian in them
19:00 <Lee> am i right boys
19:00 <mandyjane> oops sorry, you're lady.. i take that back
19:00 <Serenity> you are a fucking knob Lee
20:00 <johninja> (if it even happened)
20:00 <johninja> i jest
20:00 <johninja> nothing like holocaust denial to liven up a dinner party
20:00 <TheRon> so.......how about that adolf, he was a character
20:00 <Serenity> I dont understand the theory pf denying it
20:00 <Serenity> lol mandyjane
20:00 <Lee> clearly im just talking shit here
20:00 <Lee> no need to get ur panties in a knot
20:00 <mandyjane> what panties?
20:00 <Lee> ooh la la
20:00 <Lee> i just assumed she was wearing some
20:00 <Lee> maybe i am wrong
20:00 <Lee> which in that case
20:00 <Lee> whats ur address serenity
20:00 <simb\a> sorry mandyjane havent you ever had a nice tender piece of meat before
21:00 <Serenity> How do they deny it
21:00 <Calin> Yeah that's a bit crazy
21:00 <TheRon> serenity the jews drove planes into the trade center
21:00 <mandyjane> of course i have simb\a
21:00 <mandyjane> Mew Mew Mew
21:00 <Serenity> it cant be tender i just dont like it
21:00 <Serenity> er
21:00 <Serenity> CAN not cant
21:00 <Mew> mondimondimondi
21:00 <Mew> im a lesbanism so its okay
21:00 <mandyjane> guesswhat, guess what guess what
21:00 <Rak> you're mad?
21:00 <mandyjane> yar, ditto
21:00 <Lee> ur naked
21:00 <Mew> what
21:00 <mandyjane> narh shut up
22:00 <Serenity> Ok but im asking about hpw you deny the Holocaust
22:00 <Calin> Millions have died in other countries since the holocaust from racist / genocidal regimes but it seems as though because they weren't jewish it's not such a big deal
22:00 <Serenity> 6 million people died.. where did they go?
22:00 <simba> i think they deny the figure of 6 mil
22:00 <simba> thats the sticky point
22:00 <johninja> they say that the figures are fraudulent
22:00 <TheRon> fucking rwanda was worse
22:00 <AndrewBolt> that figure has been revised
22:00 <Calin> the Jews were given a country, the whole world feels guilty about it every day, TV shows, films .. books . When is it going to end
22:00 <AndrewBolt> there are people in here like Tuftoy who deny the Armenian genocide
22:00 <simb\a> ive had yorkshire pudding in england i know what the good 1 tastes like
22:00 <Lee> uh
22:00 <mandyjane> i got accepted into uni and my first assignment is to sketch you while you're naked
22:00 <Lee> yorkshire pudding originated in yorkshire...
22:00 <simb\a> ok
22:00 <Mew> OMG
22:00 <Lee> lol u must be doing an arts degree
22:00 <Lee> lolz
22:00 <Mew> ive never heard that pickup line before
22:00 <simb\a> i never talked about where it originated calm down
22:00 <Rak> wow awesome assignment
22:00 <mandyjane> btw.. only half of that statement is true
23:00 <johninja> yes
23:00 <johninja> i noticed that
23:00 <Serenity> Is it bigger or smaller xm
23:00 <simba> what about the ukrainian genocide it was way worse
23:00 <lumeah> omg there is actual intellectual convo in #Melbourne 
23:00 <johninja> only time i have seen him speak was to deny the amrenian genocide
23:00 <TheRon> our govt is denying the maus island genocide
23:00 <TheRon> manus
23:00 <AndrewBolt> that depends on what figure you believe the Nazi related holocaust to be
23:00 <AndrewBolt> but the standard answer is smaller
23:00 <simba> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Holodomor
23:00 <johninja> well the british were pretty good at genocide too i.e irish potato famine
23:00 <Serenity> Fair enough
23:00 <Calin> Rwanda, Russian purges, Chinese famine that killed 15 millions, millions that died in indonesia from killing communists, Pol Pot in Cambodia killed millions
23:00 <Mew> congrats
23:00 <simb\a> wait Lee
23:00 <Mew> what are you studying?
23:00 <simb\a> where do you think yorkshire is
23:00 <mandyjane> youth work
23:00 <Lee> meh i duno
23:00 <Lee> a type of pudding
23:00 <Lee> i.e. yorkshire pudding
23:00 <simb\a> yorkshire is in england
23:00 <Lee> youth work where mandy
23:00 <Lee> duh
24:00 <Serenity> I cant say its something I study 
24:00 <AndrewBolt> 1.5 million
24:00 <Calin> it's just like.. what makes the holocaust so different that every single person in the world knows about it
24:00 <AndrewBolt> i remember it being about 1 million, just checked
24:00 <Calin> and we continue to feel bad about it
24:00 <TheRon> is it wrong to listen to slice of heaven when discussing the holocaust?
24:00 <johninja> no
24:00 <simba> fuck this jewish world
24:00 <Calin> haha TheRon I think it's perfectly appropriate, the holocaust guilt needs to stop.
24:00 <johninja> ghengis khan wiped out 40 million 
24:00 <AndrewBolt> TheRon: i often listen to 99 Luftballons when watching documentaries on that
24:00 <Mew> <Lee> yorkshire pudding originated in yorkshire...
24:00 <Mew> pudding pudding originated in pudding...  pudding
24:00 <Lee> duhhhhhh
24:00 <mandyjane> y'all needa eat dinner before pudding
24:00 <Lee> lego is overrated
24:00 <Lee> mandy where are u doing youthwork
24:00 <mandyjane> ruby agrees. she has a big bag of it and wont play with it
24:00 <mandyjane> at uni
24:00 <Lee> which one
25:00 <Calin> there you go johninja .. the list goes on
25:00 <johninja> there were only around 250 milliion in the world at that time iirc
25:00 <johninja> so yeh
25:00 <TheRon> i love the german language
25:00 <TheRon> it's so funny
25:00 <johninja> pretty impressive strike rate
25:00 <simba> me 2
25:00 <simba> halt die klappe !!!
25:00 <johninja> lol
25:00 <AndrewBolt> Stalin wiped out about 42 million, but Khan is worse given the smaller population back then
25:00 <TheRon> that and afrikaans
25:00 <TheRon> stalin was a prick
25:00 <TheRon> putin isn't far behind
25:00 <Calin> hah stalin trusted hitler, bad mistake
25:00 <mandyjane> O_o
25:00 <Lee> logo quiz on iphone is so harddddddd
25:00 <gir> :o 
25:00 <Loof> i got back to study on monday
25:00 <mandyjane> the australian university of noneyourbusiness
25:00 <Lee> go*
25:00 <Loof> it degree
25:00 <Lee> mandy lets just agree that u arent going to uni
25:00 <Loof> done 2 units HD and D
25:00 <Lee> only an IT degree? ha, gaayyyyyyyy
26:00 <johninja> it was a pretty sweet deal
26:00 <TheRon> the kgb don't operate down here do they?
26:00 <johninja> he got half of poland for doing fuck all
26:00 <TheRon> well it is poland
26:00 <TheRon> i had some polich food once, it's a good feed
26:00 <mandyjane> what you studying Loof?
26:00 <Loof> IT
26:00 <Lee> he said IT
26:00 <Lee> jeez
26:00 <Lee> do u know what IT is
26:00 <mandyjane> lol lee, most of the people in here studying are studying IT and most that are working, work in IT
26:00 <Loof> i'm also doing websites atm
26:00 <Lee> mandy are u saying u are an IT girl
26:00 <mandyjane> back soon, cookin fritters
26:00 <Lee> porno websites?
26:00 <mandyjane> nah man. i break computers
26:00 <mandyjane> thats about it
26:00 <Loof> i wish
27:00 <TheRon> polish
27:00 <AndrewBolt> Jews have been known to exaggerate before though, such as saying 4 billion were slaughtered by Romans
27:00 <johninja> sausages and cabbage?
27:00 <AndrewBolt> not saying all Jews are like this of course
27:00 <TheRon> i think there was meat in there somewhere
27:00 <Calin> hmm just got disconnected .. m
27:00 <johninja> the roman pretty much leveled jerusalem 
27:00 <Lee> lets start a website called australianporn.com.au
27:00 <Lee> i bet u there would be men all over the world wanting to see hot naked australian women porn
27:00 <Loof> ittiebittyozzietittie.com.au
27:00 <Lee> we would get rich
27:00 <Lee> thats also a good name
28:00 <Calin> the jews did this
28:00 <AndrewBolt> they did
28:00 <AndrewBolt> in 70AD
28:00 <AndrewBolt> and i think they did it again later
28:00 <johninja> they kept causing trouble
28:00 <johninja> i'm sure they were warned
28:00 <TheRon> i don't think we can blame the worlds problems on the jews
28:00 <johninja> they even got special rules 
28:00 <Loof> 16 is legal in vic, make 16 yo bitch porn
28:00 <Loof> heaps of peds would buy it
28:00 <Lee> not legal for porn
28:00 <Lee> only legal for sex
28:00 <Loof> oic
28:00 <Lee> thats technically child porn
28:00 <Lee> and we all know child porn belongs on the dark net
28:00 <gir> http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2014/02/best-photos-47.jpg
29:00 <AndrewBolt> like free pork on the sabbath
29:00 <johninja> lol
29:00 <johninja> like in the bible, they seemed to have their own autonimy to some degree
29:00 <AndrewBolt> yes
29:00 <gir> loofy and his mate 
29:00 <Loof> LOL!
29:00 <Lee> i see........
30:00 <Calin> heh fennec fox is grabbing the user list so he can message each user with "asl" again
30:00 <johninja> yep..
30:00 <Calin> awesome conversation starter
30:00 <AndrewBolt> yeah i have a crazy log of him going on
30:00 <AndrewBolt> when he thought i was female
30:00 <johninja> lol i have a couple
30:00 <johninja> same
30:00 <johninja> well i did have a female nick
30:00 <AndrewBolt> claimed he couldnt send a pic because it had a virus (bs)
30:00 <AndrewBolt> then later claimed to be an IT architect
30:00 <johninja> lol
30:00 <Calin> hahah
30:00 <Lee> suga suga how u get so fly
30:00 <Loof> i gets mine
31:00 <TheRon> hanging, should we bring it back??
31:00 <johninja> i think the death punishment is fine for some crimes
31:00 <Calin> TheRon as tempted as I am to say the death penalty should be only for some EXTREME crimes
31:00 <Calin> the justice system is bound to get it wrong
31:00 <johninja> as long as it can be proven without a doubt
31:00 <AndrewBolt> i have photographic evidence fennec tried to a/s/l me
31:00 <Calin> and if one innocent person was put to death, it would all be naught.
31:00 <AndrewBolt> i can send it to the court as evidence
31:00 <johninja> lets say if it could be proven martin bryant killed all those people
31:00 <johninja> he should be hanged
31:00 <TheRon> how much for a bullet these days??
31:00 <AndrewBolt> so they can execute him
31:00 <Serenity> I think capital punishment is an out
32:00 <Serenity> Let then suffer
32:00 <johninja> asl is a capital offence
32:00 <Calin> johninja - I would never agree to it. Even if we had irrifutable evidence
32:00 <Serenity> Them
32:00 <AndrewBolt> the problem with capital punishment is that it just takes up time and resources in the courts
32:00 <johninja> suffer at taxpayers expense though
32:00 <AndrewBolt> if they appeal
32:00 <AndrewBolt> exactly
32:00 <johninja> i think it costs like 150k to keep them locked up
32:00 <Calin> AndrewBolt - the biggest problem is the possibility of killing someone who is innocent.
32:00 <Serenity> Its going to cost money anyway
32:00 <Calin> if one innocent person is put to death by the justice system, the whole thing is fucked
32:00 <Serenity> Killing them wont change that
32:00 <gir> http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2014/02/best-photos-62.jpg 
32:00 <gir> HAHAHAHA 
32:00 <Lee> lolz
32:00 <Lee> so farni
33:00 <johninja> thats why it should be proven beyond doubt
33:00 <TheRon> i can see the liberal party taking to culling assylum seekers
33:00 <johninja> i don't think they really 'suffer' in australian prisons
33:00 <Calin> johninja - there really can be no such thing.. mistakes are made
33:00 <TheRon> it's a fair and equitable system
33:00 <johninja> Calin there is cases where there is no doubt
33:00 <zaim> hehe
33:00 <Lee> meesa boredsa
33:00 <Lee> meesa not wantsa go to the partysa tonightsa
34:00 <Calin> we may think that at the time
34:00 <Serenity> The real crims suffer though prison is different from jail for 3 months
34:00 <johninja> lets say someone is caught on camera killing someone
34:00 <johninja> i mean there isn't much doubt
34:00 <Calin> evidence can be falsified, witnesses can give improper testimony, people can confess to something they didn't do
34:00 <TheRon> to be fair capital punishment isn't a deterrent
34:00 <Calin> well.. the video tape could have been forged
34:00 <Calin> I know I sound stupid and annoying
34:00 <johninja> ...
34:00 <johninja> you do
34:00 <Calin> but what I am getting at is mistakes are made all the time 
34:00 <johninja> so then jail shouldn't exist either
34:00 <Lee> who am i
34:00 <Lee> fail
34:00 <Lee> jar jar binks u noobs
34:00 <Rak> jar jar who?
35:00 <Calin> and when it's someones life on the line, the risk is too great
35:00 <johninja> using that logic
35:00 <TheRon> you're only killing ppl for ceremony
35:00 <johninja> its wrong to imprisson someone for 20+ years
35:00 <Calin> with jail, you can prove your innocence - with death, there is no going back.
35:00 <Calin> that's the point
35:00 <Serenity> Iim not really sure how I feel about it
35:00 <johninja> they don't just rush out and kill the guy
35:00 <Serenity> I mean. If a pedo abused my kids im sure gonna want him dead
35:00 <Serenity> But does that make it right
35:00 <johninja> "right...lets do this shit*bang*"
35:00 <Serenity> I dunno
35:00 <Lee> BINKS
35:00 <Lee> JAR JAR BINKS
35:00 <Lee> JESUS
35:00 <zaim> http://static1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20111208042122/starwars/images/4/42/JarJarHS-SWE.jpg
35:00 <Rak> never heard of him
35:00 <Lee> ...
35:00 <Lee> BLASPHEMY!
35:00 <Lee> he is the most hated character of star wars
36:00 <Calin> johninja - totally I get that, and I am sure every effort is made and probably in %99.99999 of cases they are right
36:00 <TheRon> life can be a worse punishment than death
36:00 <johninja> true
36:00 <Serenity> Thats what im saying
36:00 <Calin> but you only have to google "wrongful execution" and you will see how often it happens
36:00 <Serenity> Death kinda gets them out
36:00 <TheRon> cheers
36:00 <simba> we have this whole mentality of punishment and war instead of education and peace, we wanna see the villain die instead of turn over a new leaf
36:00 <Serenity> LOOK AT JOHN COFFEY
36:00 <Serenity> ...
36:00 <simba> we r Bloodthirsty
36:00 <johninja> i get what you arer saying Calin but i don't think a tiny minority of cases should stop a whole idea
36:00 <TheRon> i'm in favour of castration for sex offenders
36:00 <Rak> huh
36:00 <gir> some people just need a slap 
36:00 <Lee> lol
37:00 <johninja> will castration stop them abusing?
37:00 <Serenity> Castration doesnt stop re offense
37:00 <Calin> johninja - when it comes to the government putting innocent people to death, i think it is too important to ignore.
37:00 <johninja> maybe they won't get the 'urges'
37:00 <johninja> i dunno
37:00 <Serenity> It doesnt work
37:00 <johninja> kinda does with dogs
37:00 <Calin> The thought of our justice system putting an innocent person too death is too horrifying. Just imagine for a second it was you.
37:00 <TheRon> would you want the nuts removed?
37:00 <johninja> our dog stopped trying to bang his mum and sister now
37:00 <Loof> star wars is so silly and gay
37:00 <Lee> i agree 
37:00 <Lee> star trek is much better
37:00 <Loof> star trek ftw!
37:00 <Loof> fuck yeah
37:00 <Pieter> Fuck yeah!
38:00 <johninja> incestuos little fuck
38:00 <Serenity> Lolll
38:00 <TheRon> good dog
38:00 <Serenity> Dogs will fuck anything
38:00 <Calin> Taken out of your bed at 5am during a raid, evidence upon evidence piled against you, every single person is convinced you are guilty and there is no way for you to prove you are innocent. Life in prison ? You can clear your name. Execution ? it's over
38:00 <Serenity> Its why I call gir  a jack Russell.  Hes small and horny
38:00 <johninja> lol
38:00 <Rak> so jar jar binks is star wars' wesley crusher
38:00 <Rak> ok, got it
38:00 <Lee> fuck yeaaaahhhhh
39:00 <ShadowLurker> small hyper and horny
39:00 <johninja> fair enough calin, i guess that is why we don't have it anymore
39:00 <johninja> i still think for some crimes proven beyond doubt it should be allowed
39:00 <johninja> but meh
39:00 <Serenity> Hes probably more like a staffy
39:00 <Serenity> Or bulldog
39:00 <johninja> hmmm
39:00 <johninja> chiahuaha
39:00 <Serenity> Hahahha
39:00 <johninja> jks jks
39:00 <Pieter> Haha wesley crusher
39:00 <gir> nah... Battlestar is betterrrr
39:00 <Rak> battlestar was great until the ending
39:00 <Pieter> F35a niice
39:00 <Lee> never watched battlestar
40:00 <Serenity> Exotic
40:00 <TheRon> is the demolition man solution viable yet??
40:00 <Doodle> mexican hairless
40:00 <Serenity> Cat?
40:00 <Doodle> dog
40:00 <Calin> yeah johninja - i used to feel the same way about specific cases, i get where you are coming from
40:00 <{LeE}> fish
40:00 <Serenity> I didnt know they existed
40:00 <Serenity> Ew
40:00 <Doodle> http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcThFea1VitgCoQy0gYdTdHVjbZwczDW0iYpx0QR6A0HEcCAkIEBZQ
40:00 <gir> get onto it Lee
40:00 <Loof> bsg was awesome
40:00 <Pieter> Id love to have that plane up my bum
40:00 <Loof> but the ending yeah
40:00 <gir> I need to re download 
41:00 <Doodle> http://www.pets4homes.co.uk/images/articles/1133/large/caring-for-the-skin-of-hairless-dogs-525405b8b75ad.jpg
41:00 <Doodle> faaabulous
41:00 <johninja> one thing that DOES need to stop is the war on drugs
41:00 <Serenity> Oh thode things that look like they have mange
41:00 <TheRon> dog is a mexican delicacy isnt it? 
41:00 <johninja> just a fucking joke, it only makes the problem worse if anything
41:00 <Calin> war on drugs seems to create more criminals than it eliminates
41:00 <Doodle> are you saying gir looks like he has mange?
41:00 <Serenity> Hahahahhaha
41:00 <Serenity> Yes
41:00 <Loof> i was like wtf is there another episode?
41:00 <Loof> are you sure this is the last one?
41:00 <Loof> anticlimax
41:00 <Lee> i should get onto it
41:00 <Pieter> Die hard4.0 on later joy
41:00 <Lee> what time and channel
41:00 <simba> is there an f35a flying around melbourne too?
42:00 <Doodle> :o
42:00 <johninja> then that would free the police up to investigate crimes where people aren't trying to put something in their own body at their own expense
42:00 <TheRon> TAFE cuts has a direct correlation to crime
42:00 <AndrewBolt> prospective fashion design students tehn become meth dealers
42:00 <Doodle> hahahahahahaha https://www.photospin.com/content/photos/full/433_3015353.jpg
42:00 <AndrewBolt> it's the natural alternative career path
42:00 <Pieter> Soon
42:00 <Lee> no
42:00 <Lee> lol
42:00 <gir> Die Hard 4 was soooo fucking crap 
42:00 <gir> I wanted 80 mins of my life back after watching that 
43:00 <TheRon> wow you really are andrew bolt
43:00 <johninja> lol
43:00 <johninja> i didn't know who that guy was until recently
43:00 <johninja> what a dick
43:00 <johninja> liberal mouthpeice
43:00 <johninja> like alan jones
43:00 <TheRon> yep pretty much
43:00 <johninja> and ray haddley
43:00 <Calin> aight peace
43:00 <johninja> ciao
43:00 <johninja> they say what the liberals want to say but don't have the balls too
43:00 <Serenity> What I wanna know is. What the fuck Queensland is doing. You can belt an old man up on a bus. But fuck you if you ride a harley
43:00 <Pieter> Pfft was the best o e
43:00 <Lee> lol
44:00 <johninja> ahh yeah cambell being a nazi
44:00 <Doodle> i like to do both
44:00 <johninja> lol Doodle
44:00 <Serenity> Lol
44:00 <TheRon> short sighted govts
44:00 <Doodle> confuse the law
44:00 <johninja> "tough on crime"
44:00 <johninja> yeah its reactionary shit to try and score political points
44:00 <TheRon> midnight oil - short memory
44:00 <johninja> but he has his head so far up his own ass he can't see it's actually his deathnail
44:00 <AndrewBolt> i remember that ACA 'exclusive' they had on crime crack downs in QLD the other day
44:00 <gir> neverrr
44:00 <gir> 1 + 2 were fucking brilliant 
45:00 <Serenity> In america you dont need the victim to make a complaint if you are seen assulting someone they can charge you regardless
45:00 <Don> yep
45:00 <AndrewBolt> so obviously propaganda
45:00 <Serenity> Aca and today tonight are trash
45:00 <Serenity> Ive seen one true sttory on there
45:00 <johninja> its something for old people to watch and get angry about
45:00 <AndrewBolt> it's fun to watch for laughs though
45:00 <johninja> they will do that anyways
46:00 <Serenity> People take it as gospel though
46:00 <Serenity> Have you ever argued with an aca watcher?
46:00 <Serenity> Its awful
46:00 <AndrewBolt> coming up next -- we shop around for the best tasting dog food that's good value for money...for you pensioners to eat
46:00 <simba> http://youtu.be/5QfZd6u7HWU
47:00 <Serenity> Lol
47:00 <johninja> lol
47:00 <johninja> yeah i have
47:00 <johninja> and argued with bogans about how good a job tony is doing keeping the boats out
47:00 <AndrewBolt> my favourite story on ACA of recent times is this Indian guy that wears spy glasses that drives all his bogan neighnours nuts
47:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Lemon Grass - Mf Doom (Oct 21, 2009) 4:26 - Category: Music - 57,057 views - 451 likes (99.8%), 1 dislikes (0.2%)
48:00 <AndrewBolt> it's quite insane how they all react 
48:00 <TheRon> i never watch them
48:00 <AndrewBolt> i just see the clips on YouTube
48:00 <johninja> if the only problem we had in this country was under 20,000 people a year washing up on our shores then i would be fucking thrilled
48:00 <simba> well ACA wont buy your story if you arent a fucking retard 
48:00 <AndrewBolt> would be too tedious to watch all the eps
49:00 <TheRon> shappelle on 7 was funny
49:00 <TheRon> cops looking into it for proceeds of crime
49:00 <johninja> i mainly prefer to watch shows that take the piss out of ACA and TT like the chaser
49:00 <TheRon> mad as hell?
49:00 <johninja> yeah its great
49:00 <johninja> the last ep wasn't the best imo
50:00 <johninja> but the first 2 were gold
50:00 <TheRon> i found it funny
50:00 <Serenity> Lol xm I watched that one
50:00 <Serenity> They were going crazy
50:00 <AndrewBolt> i think i might have to edit that footage and make it over beeh
50:00 <johninja> lol
51:00 <Serenity> The wog couple were funny
51:00 <AndrewBolt> is that the one where the guy is big, bald and with a beard?
52:00 <Serenity> Yeah
52:00 <Serenity> And the short fat lady
52:00 <AndrewBolt> i loved it how he and his wife were saying conflicting things
52:00 <AndrewBolt> then he just talked over her
52:00 <AndrewBolt> and admitted to it
52:00 <johninja> i'm always ashamed to see some of the trash we have in this country
52:00 <Serenity> Lol
52:00 <johninja> kind of get to ignore it living in the sticks
52:00 <johninja> although..
52:00 <AndrewBolt> i only see this stuff on public transport
53:00 <AndrewBolt> it actually makes me a bit sad
53:00 <AndrewBolt> especially when they talk that way to their little kids
53:00 <Serenity> When I first moved out of home the suburb I lived in was really bad.. cause it was cheap and ibwas 16
53:00 <johninja> http://wetwebworkcomimg.s3.amazonaws.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/horseshoe_gamers.gif 
53:00 <AndrewBolt> the cycles never ends...
53:00 <Serenity> I saw somw sites
53:00 <AndrewBolt> cycle*
53:00 <johninja> haha
53:00 <Serenity> Some
53:00 <AndrewBolt> what suburb?
53:00 <Serenity> Withers in bunbury
53:00 <AndrewBolt> ah
53:00 <Serenity> Its like armadale
53:00 <Serenity> Or balga
53:00 <johninja> i was about 16 too but i lived in the gold coast
53:00 <johninja> pretty rad burb
54:00 <Serenity> I was used to living one of the better suburbs in town so I was in shock lol
54:00 <johninja> $110 a week a couple of blocks from the beach
54:00 <johninja> jesus
54:00 <johninja> try finding that now
54:00 <Serenity> My rent was $80 a week for a 2 bed unit
54:00 <Serenity> Lol
54:00 <johninja> hahah
54:00 <johninja> geezus
55:00 <johninja> when i was a boy...
55:00 <Serenity> Now you couldnt even get a room for that
55:00 <johninja> always was like "wtf' when dad told me you could buy a coke for 5 cents
55:00 <johninja> but now i totes get it
55:00 <Serenity> Hahahah
55:00 <Serenity> Yeah its the same for us
56:00 <AndrewBolt> you could probably get more for recycling that coke in SA now
56:00 <Serenity> Like ant had 10c and wanted to spend it.. but you literally cant anymorw
56:00 <johninja> haha yes!
56:00 <johninja> you couldn't even buy a milko
56:00 <Serenity> Nup
56:00 <Serenity> That would have got 3 red skins wheb I was a kid
56:00 <johninja> yeh something like that
56:00 <johninja> rip a few teeth out
57:00 <Serenity> 6 of those 3 for 5c allena lollies
57:00 <TheRon> i love redskins
57:00 <Serenity> Allena
57:00 <Serenity> Ffs Allens
57:00 <TheRon> warheads were the best
57:00 <Serenity> You can still get those but they arent as sour
59:00 <BlackDevil> Q{{bon_ton
59:00 <TheRon> couleurs, we'll never be royals
01:00 <simba> and we'll never be royals
01:00 <couleurs> TheRon, i know...
01:00 <simba> i might go in public with my hair in a bun tonight is this a good idea 
02:00 <TheRon> no
02:00 <TheRon> never a good idea
02:00 <simba> y
02:00 <TheRon> bronwyn bishop
03:00 <couleurs> i'm a good idea
03:00 <TheRon> i know
03:00 <simba> bronwyn is a hell gay name
03:00 <TheRon> just saying
04:00 <simba> A hard earned thirst needs a BIG COLD BEER
04:00 <TheRon> james boags premium lager?
04:00 <simba> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nszIJDswTBM
04:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Victoria Bitter TV ads 1968-1996 (Oct 11, 2012) 3:15 - Category: Autos and Vehicles - 21,240 views - 55 likes (96.5%), 2 dislikes (3.5%)
04:00 <simba> this made me think of u TheRon
05:00 <TheRon> nice
05:00 <simba> and the best cold beer is Vic
05:00 <TheRon> haven't vb in while but thanks
05:00 <TheRon> and the worst cold beer is west end
05:00 <simba> yea
05:00 <simba> and CHANG
05:00 <TheRon> or southwark
05:00 <simba> only cos it on everton belly xD
06:00 <TheRon> are you a carlsberg fan?
06:00 <simba> im literally wearing a carlsberg t shirt lol
06:00 <simba> but ive only drank it a couple of times
06:00 <couleurs> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JCpLerLKD2k
06:00 <TheRon> you poor bastard
06:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Cheap Beer Reviewed By A Wine Expert (Feb 26, 2014) 2:08 - Category: Entertainment - 131,603 views - 2,762 likes (94.4%), 163 dislikes (5.6%)
09:00 <simba> yi gaan the footy mate
09:00 <TheRon> dees v geelong in alice springs
10:00 <TheRon> gws vs st kilda in wagga tomorrow
11:00 <simba> wagga wagga?
11:00 <TheRon> cricket tomorrow night
11:00 <simba> ernie dingo mate
11:00 <TheRon> is there another wagga?
11:00 <simba> waggamalagga
12:00 <couleurs> http://vimeo.com/14388358
12:00 <TheRon> ever been?
12:00 <TheRon> couleurs?
13:00 <couleurs> no
13:00 <TheRon> vimeo?
13:00 <Warren1984> when I was sitting in the waiting room for a blood test I think I saw a chick with bipolar
13:00 <couleurs> yes
13:00 <TheRon> whats it a video of?
13:00 <Serenity> https://www.facebook.com/couriermail/photos/a.347662832701.152382.90004797701/10152199286332702/?type=1
13:00 <Warren1984> she looked really happy and was singing to her music
13:00 <megamanga> 12 hours of sitting for me yolo
14:00 <TheRon> was she 8?
15:00 <simba>  allegedly assaulted? theres fucken video footage of it
15:00 <simba> why do they say allegedly when its way past that
15:00 <Serenity> yeah that word is pissing me off too
16:00 <TheRon> for legal reasons
16:00 <simba> im allegedly gay
16:00 <FredFlinstone> and leggaly
16:00 <TheRon> that's not alledgedly
16:00 <FredFlinstone> lolz
16:00 <Serenity> yeah i imagine its some stpid thing where if they say it wrong they could be sued
17:00 <couleurs> did u guys c this
17:00 <couleurs> http://youtu.be/djG4ZFM9H9I
17:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Things to do in GTA V - Achievement Knievel (Feb 26, 2014) 14:23 - Category: Gaming - 770,764 views - 34,608 likes (99.4%), 214 dislikes (0.6%)
18:00 <partay> http://i.imgur.com/yGturm0.jpg
18:00 <simba> gta 2 night
18:00 <couleurs> yea!!!!!!!
20:00 <mandyjane> i hope thats because of a job
21:00 <couleurs> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8HlqSrCazqo
21:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Drum solo subway (Apr 22, 2013) 0:14 - Category: Comedy - 47,035 views - 920 likes (98.5%), 14 dislikes (1.5%)
21:00 <couleurs> lol
21:00 <megamanga> yep
22:00 <TheRon> blink 182 - what's my age again
22:00 <FredFlinstone> 48
22:00 <ZeroDistance> porno toes
22:00 <mandyjane> ah ok
22:00 <megamanga> well 8 hours of sitting and 4 hours work, shit job is shit
22:00 <Lee> mandyjane is my dinner ready
23:00 <TheRon> 52 get it right
23:00 <BlackDevil> OMG ITS GOING TO RAIN SOON
23:00 <TheRon> awesome
23:00 <megamanga> hahahaha i saw a yobbo with that tshirt "make my dinner"
23:00 <Rak> mandyjane is your dinner
23:00 <Lee> mega...
23:00 <Lee> that was me...
24:00 <TheRon> blackdevil is your ma off the damn roof yet?
24:00 <BlackDevil> no
24:00 <BlackDevil> she needs a shower
24:00 <megamanga> what color was it
24:00 <Lee> whatever colour you saw it was
24:00 <Pieter> Hey oan-
24:00 <megamanga> totally
24:00 <Lee> i will tell you this
24:00 <Pieter> Long time:)
24:00 <Lee> the la trobe stalker space is so much better than deakins stalkerspace
24:00 <Lee> deakin stalkerspace is SHIT
24:00 <megamanga> did you see the chronicles of the ginger denim guy on dakins one?
25:00 <TheRon> best you help her with that
25:00 <megamanga> we followed him around campus once
25:00 <Lee> what are u talking about
25:00 <Lee> what uni do u go to
25:00 <mandyjane> dinner and desert are over Lee
25:00 <megamanga> well if im on deakins stalker space it should be obv
25:00 <mandyjane> ya snooze ya lose
25:00 <Lee> damn it mandy
25:00 <Lee> i said la trobe too mega
26:00 <Lee> the la trobe stalker space is so much better
26:00 <Lee> people talk too much shit on deakin stalkerspace
26:00 <megamanga> we used to post heaps of shit about this ginger guy who always wore denim everything
26:00 <Lee> lol
26:00 <Lee> interesting
26:00 <Lee> what eyar was this
26:00 <megamanga> last year
26:00 <megamanga> this magpie just jumped on my table :|
26:00 <Lee> im sure deakin is better than la trobe despite having the shittier stalkerspace
26:00 <Lee> cook it for dinner
27:00 <megamanga> deakin was a shit uni
27:00 <ZeroDistance> 8 hrs of shitting would be worse
27:00 <Lumeah> you talk shit
27:00 <Lumeah> hi zzzz 
27:00 <Lee> really? uh oh
27:00 <Lee> deakin isnt that bad
28:00 <megamanga> it is
28:00 <megamanga> i.t is sorry
28:00 <megamanga> i had an aspy lecturer i made him start squeeling in anger hitting himself in the head
29:00 <Lee> watevs
29:00 <ZeroDistance> hi Lumeah :P :P
29:00 <Lee> i no ur just a garbaje man
29:00 <ZeroDistance> erg i had a glass of wine, was yuck :P
29:00 <megamanga> thats cool babes
30:00 <TheRon> same as it ever was
30:00 <Lumeah> what type of wines z's? 
30:00 <ZeroDistance> cab sav
30:00 <ZeroDistance> jacobs creek
30:00 <mandyjane> ew
30:00 <Lee> the only kind
30:00 <Lee> GOON
31:00 <couleurs> i'm sleepy
31:00 <TheRon> beers?
31:00 <Lee> is goon is good
31:00 <mandyjane> correcto mundo
33:00 <johninja> carlsberg is good
33:00 <johninja> i havn't had beers for a couple of weeks
33:00 <johninja> hmm
33:00 <TheRon> not a bad drop
33:00 <johninja> probs my fave bear
33:00 <johninja> but a bit expensive
33:00 <TheRon> how unaussie are you?
34:00 <BlackDevil> where is my panda
34:00 <johninja> i'm not going to have an arguement about who is the aussiesty
34:00 <johninja> i am secure enough in my aussieness i don't need to
34:00 <TheRon> i'm more aussie
34:00 <johninja> good for you
34:00 <johninja> i guess we define aussie differently
35:00 <TheRon> i measure aussiness in slabs
35:00 <johninja> i like how they had a micraphone right there to interview the woman as she was arrested
35:00 <johninja> classy journalism
35:00 <TheRon> 7 or 9
36:00 <johninja> the beers you drink are owned by new zealand companies
36:00 <johninja> so you are actually drinking yourself kiwi
36:00 <TheRon> one night in bangkok and the worlds your oyster
36:00 <Pieter> Go salmon , lay your eggs
36:00 <Pieter> Lots n lots of salmon
36:00 <Pieter> Fishie fishie fishie
36:00 <Pieter> Here fishie
37:00 <TheRon> johninja we are actulaay drinking south african
38:00 <FredFlinstone> looks like it by yout typing
38:00 <FredFlinstone> mine too lol
38:00 <FredFlinstone> your
38:00 <johninja> lol
38:00 <Lumeah> lol hi pieter
39:00 <TheRon> i know i fucked it i just couldn't be stuffed
39:00 <FredFlinstone> I like tassie beer :P
39:00 <TheRon> boag's premium?
39:00 <FredFlinstone> no
39:00 <FredFlinstone> draught
39:00 <TheRon> ah ok
39:00 <FredFlinstone> my fave
39:00 <FredFlinstone> premium is ok but over rated
39:00 <TheRon> i can spend all night on draught
39:00 <FredFlinstone> yes its yummy
39:00 <Pieter> 7ttwo
39:00 <Pieter> Show about meth labs
39:00 <Pieter> Hi Lumeah
40:00 <FredFlinstone> and I like Asahi too
40:00 <FredFlinstone> refreshing
40:00 <FredFlinstone> but I hate carlton druaght
40:00 <FredFlinstone> draught too
40:00 <FredFlinstone> vic shitter is better
40:00 <TheRon> a bit weird, premium was cheaper than draught today
40:00 <FredFlinstone> wow very weird
40:00 <ZeroDistance> tiny salmon swimming the stream, tiny slamon chasing that impossible dream
41:00 <FredFlinstone> there isnt much the diff
41:00 <couleurs> y is russia trying 2 start a war 
41:00 <FredFlinstone> cos it can?
41:00 <couleurs> leaf ukraine alone!!!!!!
41:00 <TheRon> i just asked for 2 slabs o whatever, carlton dry or hahn super dry
41:00 <TheRon> got a slab of boags
41:00 <Lumeah> lol 
41:00 <Lumeah> hi Nikky`
41:00 <ZeroDistance> lol
41:00 <Nikky`> Hey Lumeah :o)
42:00 <FredFlinstone> hahn is ok
42:00 <FredFlinstone> boags is the best
42:00 <TheRon> couldn't drink a whole one
42:00 <FredFlinstone> no
42:00 <FredFlinstone> 12 
42:00 <FredFlinstone> have done that
42:00 <FredFlinstone> maybe 18 lol
42:00 <megamanga> 2 abos stabbe a 26yo in geelong other day
42:00 <megamanga> 10 year olds
43:00 <BlackDevil> johninja
43:00 <BlackDevil> mate
43:00 <BlackDevil> where is panda
43:00 <BlackDevil> i got new pictures of my dick
43:00 <TheRon> in a zoo?
43:00 <couleurs> steve brule is on reddit lol
43:00 <FredFlinstone> tmi
43:00 <johninja> i don't know BlackDevil
44:00 <TheRon> finger eleven - one thing
44:00 <BlackDevil> you can finger eleven me any time with the one thing
44:00 <BlackDevil> LOL
44:00 <TheRon> you sick bastard
44:00 <FredFlinstone> lmao
45:00 <BlackDevil> try another finger eleven song
45:00 <Nikky`> Just down the road from you?
45:00 <megamanga> nah dunno where
45:00 <megamanga> i think it was in a scummy area
46:00 <TheRon> paralise
46:00 <Excessive> somebody called?
47:00 <BlackDevil> i was paralise by getting fingered eleven times
47:00 <TheRon> i bet
48:00 <Lumeah> uhuh...
48:00 <Rak> aren't we all
48:00 <Lumeah> really small.. like clit size.. lol
49:00 <Nikky`> As I said then megamanga.. near you? :P
49:00 <xm> bite sized candy
49:00 <Lumeah> lol
50:00 <megamanga> not anymore
50:00 <megamanga> just bought land and house is being built
50:00 <Nikky`> yaaay
51:00 <Nikky`> but until you move into it..my comment stands 
51:00 <megamanga> oh well
51:00 <Nikky`> But still yaaay on land in house
51:00 <Nikky`> what area?
51:00 <megamanga> cant say here
51:00 <megamanga> between geelong n melbourne
52:00 <johninja> nice one BlackDevil
52:00 <johninja> you made TheRon leave
52:00 <Nikky`> aaah
53:00 <BlackDevil> there songs are WAY too sexual
53:00 <johninja> PREGNANT criminology student Loretta Saunders was writing a thesis on missing and murdered women when she vanished. Then she, too, was found dead.
53:00 <johninja> lol
53:00 <johninja> nice research
53:00 <johninja> A+
53:00 <megamanga> pick colors next week for house
53:00 <megamanga> ugh
54:00 <Nikky`> yeah, it is not overly joyus, well it is but can get stressful
54:00 <Excessive> u mean pickin brick colours?
54:00 <megamanga> everything man, down to the color of the grout in the bathroom
55:00 <couleurs> johninja is at news.com.au again... 
55:00 <johninja> you know ir
55:00 <johninja> irt
55:00 <johninja> it's my fifa
55:00 <BlackDevil> me and johninja met
55:00 <BlackDevil> in a mall
55:00 <Nikky`> Can you change plans a little
55:00 <megamanga> we've modified the plan a lot
55:00 <Nikky`> Cool
55:00 <Nikky`> We changed ours a lot when we built
56:00 <couleurs> such a tacky website
56:00 <BlackDevil> have you seen google.com?
56:00 <BlackDevil> just a couple pictures and a text box
56:00 <BlackDevil> very tacky
56:00 <Excessive> u gonnah have it as raw brick on the outside or rendered?
56:00 <megamanga> bit of both i hope, depends on what looks good
56:00 <megamanga> some developers dictate what you can have on the front of your house
57:00 <johninja> sorry its not 'new' and 'hip' enough for you cooper
57:00 <couleurs> A Qantas A380 A380 superjumbos has collided with another of the airline's Boeing 747-400 jumbos at Los Angeles International Airport
57:00 <couleurs> lol @ Qantas
57:00 <johninja> "needs more sparkles" - cooper
57:00 <johninja> lol
57:00 <Nikky`> Hey Tuftoy
57:00 <Tuftoy> eys Nikky`
57:00 <Excessive> does that have council implications with approval as well (I mean on deciding on the face look)
57:00 <megamanga> nah not council just developer, or if you're in a closed estate the wankers at the body corporate will decide
58:00 <johninja> "how did you not see a fucking PLANE gary?"
58:00 <couleurs> from bad 2 worse
58:00 <johninja> me and BlackDevil hanging out having beards http://resources1.news.com.au/images/2014/02/28/1226840/882677-39686b66-a025-11e3-b163-d60ea6e39be3.jpg 
58:00 <Excessive> right
58:00 <megamanga> and they will also charge you to decide
59:00 <Excessive> well if u gonnah have some of it rendered, then it might be cheaper on usin recicled bricks ......... for the rendered part
59:00 <megamanga> all new
59:00 <Excessive> right
59:00 <megamanga> if we were privately building then yeah
59:00 <megamanga> but we have no say
00:00 <Excessive> and also the price with the brickies as face brick costs more than plain brick to lay
01:00 <megamanga> we already have a quote set in stone
01:00 <Nikky`> When will it all be finished?
01:00 <megamanga> 12 months i guess
01:00 <Tuftoy> megamanga what are u building?
02:00 <megamanga> a house? or u mean what type?
02:00 <Tuftoy> I assumed it was a mansion, what type?
02:00 <CiggyButtBrain> a gypsy shack
02:00 <Excessive> my ol man was a brickie, I helped out at a job as a labourer ......... this one client bought an old house, knocked it down and built a double brick 2 storey house with the bricks from the old house used on the inside walls and then rendered
02:00 <megamanga> haha
02:00 <megamanga> yeah a shack would be good
02:00 <Tuftoy> bloody oath a shack would be good
03:00 <megamanga> 4 bedroom 28 square house and a 50sq m shed
03:00 <Tuftoy> Nikky` has a shack
03:00 <Tuftoy> fuck the shed is bigger then the house
03:00 <Nikky`> I do?
03:00 <megamanga> i want the shed to build race car
03:00 <megamanga> lol
03:00 <Tuftoy> Nikky` yeah u do but u don't know about it
04:00 <couleurs> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-JFNL-pxfZU
04:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Access Hollywood hosts think the metric system is "reserved for drugs" (Feb 27, 2014) 0:21 - Category: People and Blogs - 2,761 views - 8 likes (72.7%), 3 dislikes (27.3%)
04:00 <Nikky`> I seeeeeeee
04:00 <Excessive> wat kindah race car?
04:00 <megamanga> a fred flinstone pedal one
04:00 <Tuftoy> megamanga do u have an acre block?
04:00 <megamanga> a little under that
04:00 <Excessive> rotor, big block or 4 cyl turbs?
04:00 <megamanga> 6 cyl turbs
05:00 <johninja> lol
05:00 <johninja> they don't even use the metric system in drugs that much
05:00 <CiggyButtBrain> vl bro
05:00 <CiggyButtBrain> best car ever
05:00 <megamanga> yeah with a 1metre wide front mount
05:00 <Tuftoy> megamanga in a country town?
05:00 <megamanga> not really, between melb n geelong
05:00 <Excessive> if a 6, don't go the V6, inline 6 much smoother than a V6 ......... the V6 is out of balance by design
05:00 <megamanga> i already have it.. i drive it to work every day
06:00 <johninja> more 'pounds' than kilos
06:00 <johninja> and ounces
06:00 <johninja> so yeh...so very wrong
06:00 <Tuftoy> sorry bro monster vl, how old are they now? lol
06:00 <Excessive> that's y all the V6's have a balance shaft
06:00 <megamanga> 89 so hrm 25 years
06:00 <Lee> wow ish busy in here nao
07:00 <Lee> did u gais know the clit is like the penis
07:00 <Excessive> there was one thing with the VL ........... the radiator was lower than the cyl head and so the head kept on crackin inbetween the cylinders for havin air bubbles in the cooling system
07:00 <megamanga> ive never seen a vagina
07:00 <Lee> yesh it ish
07:00 <Lee> hymen is similar to scrotum in terms of cellular make up
08:00 <Lee> to conclude we are all the same
08:00 <megamanga> are you a wizard?
08:00 <Tuftoy> what a theory, what a hypothesis
08:00 <Lee> yez i am
08:00 <megamanga> much theory
08:00 <Lee> not theory, FACT!
08:00 <Pieter> So my ball bag is that thin
08:00 <Tuftoy> fucking hell, its fact ladies and gents
08:00 <Pieter> Someone pokie it with a dick , see if it tears
08:00 <Lee> clit is penis that didn't develop cos girl didnt turn into boy in the womb
08:00 <Pieter> Tares
09:00 <Pieter> TAREme
09:00 <megamanga> i just cant wait to rip this auto out and liquid nails it to my neighbours driveway
09:00 <Nikky`> Amazzzzzzzzzzzzzing
09:00 <Lee> to get a penis you get a clit and pump it with testosterone
09:00 <Lee> voila, a penis
09:00 <Lee> well
09:00 <CiggyButtBrain> penis's have a flanged head to scoop out rival males cum
09:00 <Lee> testosterone and other growth factors
09:00 <Lee> true ciggybuttbrain, i see you also did a science degree
09:00 <megamanga> lick my flange
10:00 <Nikky`> I'm totally amazed in my lesson tonight Lee.. thank you
10:00 <CiggyButtBrain> eat my gasket
11:00 <doctor> got any good tunes to share johninja?
11:00 <megamanga> stroke my shaft
11:00 <megamanga> tonguebash my exhaust manifold
11:00 <Lee> yw nikky yw
11:00 <CiggyButtBrain> dump my clutch
11:00 <Nikky`> When I need more lessons on penis/clit I shall come to you
12:00 <Loof> \m/
12:00 <johninja> hmmm
12:00 <Excessive> megamanga, were there any bigger displacement variants of the RB30? ........ u might be able to use the crank from some other engine for a longer stroke etc?
12:00 <megamanga> i dont have a vl man
12:00 <megamanga> lol
12:00 <Excessive> right
12:00 <Lee> ok nikky u cum to me n e tym
12:00 <megamanga> id be the biggest stereotypical wog if i had one. you can stroke them out or use a rd30 bloc which is inherently stronger
12:00 <Nikky`> I shall, going to be wonderful
12:00 <megamanga> it's built like an ox as is though
13:00 <johninja> havn't been listening to much
13:00 <johninja> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=32Js2Ef5Ojg 
13:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Into the Wild - Rise (Eddie Vedder) (Oct 5, 2008) 2:34 - Category: Music - 8,225,769 views - 21,987 likes (98.8%), 256 dislikes (1.2%)
13:00 <Lee> but no rly penis is clit
13:00 <Pieter> Really wanna see this resurrection series
13:00 <megamanga> my mates are running 400kw on them easily
13:00 <Excessive> yeah, the bottom end on those RB30's is pretty rigid from the start
13:00 <megamanga> if i blow this engine im going rb30 bottom end
13:00 <Lee> i drive a car.
14:00 <Loof> fucken love that song
14:00 <Loof> pj ftw
14:00 <Loof> well not pj
14:00 <Loof> eddie
14:00 <johninja> yeah its cool
14:00 <Excessive> with a girder bolted on top of the main bearings etc
14:00 <Pieter> I drive a motorised wheelchair
14:00 <Nikky`> I drive a car
14:00 <Pieter> Ya should check out mah fisies
14:00 <Pieter> Fishies
14:00 <Lee> cars are helpful
14:00 <megamanga> my groceries are faster than yours
14:00 <Excessive> oh I've had it with cars over the years
14:00 <Excessive> jus too much money/trouble
14:00 <Pieter> Lego wookies woot
15:00 <johninja> kinda country but not TOO country
15:00 <Loof> good movie too
15:00 <johninja> folky
15:00 <Loof> so sad
15:00 <johninja> oh true, havn't seen it
15:00 <Loof> oh man watch it
15:00 <Loof> true story
15:00 <doctor> yeah i've run dry on things to listen to
15:00 <Excessive> for me anyways
15:00 <megamanga> it keeps me out of trouble
15:00 <Nikky`> I couldn't go without my car
15:00 <Lee> nikky u r da bomb
15:00 <megamanga> if another car gets written off ill give up
15:00 <Excessive> and I've built x many engines over the years too
15:00 <Nikky`> I am.. the bombdiggity
16:00 <johninja> you like the older stuff iirc
16:00 <couleurs> not me i'm on spotify thank u
16:00 <Lee> bombwiggity
17:00 <johninja> i don't have enough internets for your fancy spotifys
17:00 <johninja> google does a cool music thing too
17:00 <johninja> $10 a month and unlimtied access to heaps of tunes
17:00 <megamanga> my waifu
17:00 <Excessive> I like it how u can use shit from other engines in cars ie: crank from an express van in a cordia, crank from a rodeo in a gemini, etc etc
18:00 <couleurs> spotify or bye
18:00 <Nikky`> Sooooooooooooooooooooo
18:00 <Nikky`> Fingers crossed I win lotto tonight and can quit my job and sleep my life away
19:00 <Lee> wut do u do in lyf nikky
19:00 <Excessive> I sleep mine away as it is now Nikky`
19:00 <Nikky`> I work in a office, big office we take up 4 floors soon to be another 1/2 floor
19:00 <Nikky`> Also has call centre
19:00 <TheRon> Mondo rock - cool world
19:00 <Lee> ur hectic
20:00 <birdbutts> f*ck F*ck f8Kc
20:00 <Lee> what do u do in ur big shiny office
20:00 <Nikky`> Yeah don't think i'd sleep it away but would not wake to 5:30 alarm
20:00 <TheRon> I sank piss and watch lawn bowls what did you do?
20:00 <Nikky`> I deal with executives of some of our clients
20:00 <Excessive> I don't use an alarm anymore
20:00 <Nikky`> I talked about you TheRon.. did your earns burn?
20:00 <Excessive> cause I don't have any wakin up to anythin anymore
20:00 <TheRon> Really
20:00 <Lee> interesting nikky
20:00 <Lee> so interesting
20:00 <TheRon> Nikky I have a nice arse
21:00 <Loof> i went to start a new playlist using google music though copying my spotify playlist and heaps of songs were missing
21:00 <Nikky`> Does the crack show in your bowl pants?
21:00 <TheRon> Yes
21:00 <TheRon> A good half an inch of are rack
21:00 <Nikky`> It is interesting and busy, we deal with novated leases n such so end of fringe benefit year is coming up
21:00 <megamanga> i wish to join your gang
21:00 <megamanga> the fedora club
21:00 <Nikky`> That is so hot TheRon
22:00 <Loof> would like to use it still though
22:00 <johninja> heh
22:00 <johninja> slack
22:00 <johninja> Who needs rhetorical questions?
22:00 <Loof> wish one of these cloud music services would let you upload your own mp3's to the cloud
22:00 <TheRon> I know right
22:00 <Nikky`> All the old ladies would be wanting you.. on heat when you're around
22:00 <Nikky`> their penis/clit will be throbbing
22:00 <TheRon> The ladies at bowls get all hot n bothered
23:00 <Loof> for the missing artists
23:00 <Lee> do u gais think
23:00 <Lee> that
23:00 <Lee> if i 
23:00 <Lee> add more photos to my
23:00 <Lee> dating profile that girls will talk to me more
23:00 <Lee> ?
23:00 <TheRon> Lee how's the bf?
24:00 <couleurs> wish i'd get my vinyls tho
24:00 <Lee> im single and not gay
24:00 <TheRon> Really
24:00 <Lee> wass ur problem
24:00 <Lumeah> lol
24:00 <Nikky`> Depends Lee.. if you're not that attactive, more pics won't help
24:00 <TheRon> Chris is that you?
24:00 <Nikky`> If you're..then yes, more the better
24:00 <Lee> nikky what if i am average
24:00 <Lee> like
24:00 <Lee> 7.5/10
24:00 <Lumeah> he 'reconds' im his wife... 
25:00 <couleurs> n u
25:00 <Lumeah> no lee. i not 
25:00 <Lumeah> .
25:00 <TheRon> I'm an 8
25:00 <Lee> u r lumeh
25:00 <Lee> lumeh u my footure wyf
25:00 <Lumeah> get in line mate.
25:00 <Lumeah> lol
25:00 <Nikky`> yeah, no
25:00 <Lee> i have been in line for years
26:00 <johninja> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GynQdiAcMxk 
26:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: lucero - that much further west - bonus disc - 06 - hate and jealousy - acoustic version (Feb 13, 2012) 4:39 - Category: Music - 3,501 views - 26 likes (96.3%), 1 dislikes (3.7%)
26:00 <johninja> shame all of their songs sound the same
26:00 <Lee> yeh no what nikky
26:00 <Nikky`> Won't help
26:00 <Lee> shhhh
26:00 <Lee> i dun beleef u
26:00 <Lumeah> try
26:00 <Lumeah> reallly hard
27:00 <johninja> the world needs more whiney emo country-rock songs
27:00 <johninja> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5kyiKiyM2vo 
27:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: lucero - that much further west - 01 - that much further west (Feb 13, 2012) 4:28 - Category: Music - 19,677 views - 56 likes (96.6%), 2 dislikes (3.4%)
27:00 <Lee> i don beleef ur wourds
27:00 <Lumeah> i can't help that
28:00 <johninja> that ones better..just had my sterio down lol
28:00 <Lumeah> whonder what he does in the garage
28:00 <Lee> i luff my ifone
29:00 <couleurs> k
29:00 <Lumeah> whats with the baby talks.?
31:00 <doctor> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ypv1lZlW1WY
31:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: THE SEARCHERS- " NEEDLES AND PINS " ( W/ LYRICS) (Sep 15, 2009) 2:16 - Category: Music - 945,283 views - 2,516 likes (98.8%), 30 dislikes (1.2%)
31:00 <Lee> i tork normal
31:00 <Lee> wass wif u
31:00 <Lee> gawd
31:00 <Lee> so kritecal
32:00 <Lumeah> ...
32:00 <Nikky`> riight
32:00 <Lumeah> uhuh...
33:00 <Bastardly_One> BOO!
34:00 <TheRon> I just spent six months in a leaky boat
35:00 <johninja> nice
35:00 <johninja> proper oldschool
35:00 <TheRon> Guys the 6th is my bday
35:00 <Lumeah> six mounths in a leaky boat
35:00 <Lumeah> yeah?
36:00 <TheRon> I want a hooker
36:00 <Lumeah> Happy Birthday
36:00 <Lumeah> haha
36:00 <Lumeah> sorry im to expensive lol ;)
36:00 <TheRon> A freebie?
37:00 <Loof> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k0t0EW6z8a0&feature=kp
37:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Neil Young - Needle and the Damage Done (Aug 25, 2007) 2:23 - Category: Music - 5,440,262 views - 14,951 likes (98.5%), 226 dislikes (1.5%)
37:00 <Lumeah> erm... what are they?
37:00 <TheRon> No?
37:00 <TheRon> Damn
38:00 <johninja> all this music makes me feel like drinking
38:00 <Loof> same
38:00 <johninja> all this drinking makes me feel like music
38:00 <johninja> lol
38:00 <Loof> lol
38:00 <Loof> they go together man
38:00 <Nikky`> You better stick to just asking for bottle of scotch
38:00 <TheRon> No harm I asking
39:00 <Loof> weed tags along
39:00 <johninja> true
39:00 <Nikky`> True
39:00 <Bastardly_One> Oh, I could get ya a freebie
39:00 <Bastardly_One> but boy would you never ask for a hooker again
39:00 <Don> fucken nothing matters
39:00 <Nikky`> And Bastardly_One will even lube up for you
39:00 <Nikky`> ;o)
39:00 <Don> your all shit
39:00 <Bastardly_One> tammy burns her name is ... she's like a bulldog
39:00 <Bastardly_One> and a bbw
39:00 <Bastardly_One> she does the phone escorts
39:00 <Bastardly_One> my old man knows her
39:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
40:00 <Bastardly_One> true Nikky`
40:00 <Bastardly_One> I need some cash
40:00 <Bastardly_One> will whore for television receptition
40:00 <Bastardly_One> at the moment
40:00 <Lumeah> lol dam 
40:00 <mandyjane> there's nothing on tv anyway b1
41:00 <Bastardly_One> not the point mandy
41:00 <Bastardly_One> I can't find out
41:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
41:00 <mandyjane> you'd get better enjoyment out of just being a whore
41:00 <Bastardly_One> I need the distraction
41:00 <Don> irc =
42:00 <mandyjane> i didnt know anyone did that b1
42:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah
42:00 <Bastardly_One> good way to keep them chilled
42:00 <Bastardly_One> when they're suffering being alone
43:00 <Bastardly_One> now if I could fucking drive
43:00 <Bastardly_One> I could go get my old set box
43:00 <Bastardly_One> grrrrrrrr
43:00 <Bastardly_One> it's at my old place
43:00 <Don> insane reality check
43:00 <Don> thought i was fucken crazy
43:00 <Bastardly_One> chris
43:00 <Bastardly_One> shut
43:00 <Bastardly_One> up
43:00 <Don> u
44:00 <Lumeah> poor chrissy lol
44:00 <Don> lol
45:00 <TheRon> B1 you know some strippers
46:00 <Lee> soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
46:00 <Bastardly_One> can't say I do
47:00 <TheRon> Lee you know any strippers?
47:00 <Lee> um
47:00 <Lee> no
47:00 <Lee> but i do know a girl who works at a gentlemens club
47:00 <Lee> y u ask 4
47:00 <Nikky`> He needs to get laid
47:00 <Nikky`> been all his life
47:00 <TheRon> My bday coming up
48:00 <Lee> lolz
48:00 <Lee> hm
48:00 <Lee> go to
48:00 <Lee> goldfinger
48:00 <Moke> sup cunts
48:00 <Moke> goldfinger is a cool band
48:00 <Lee> how rude
49:00 <Lee> first and foremost i am not a "cunt"
49:00 <Moke> i said sup cunts
49:00 <Moke> its a greeting fuckhead
49:00 <Moke> like saying whats up cunts
49:00 <Lee> how rude
49:00 <Lee> calling me a "fuckhead:
49:00 <Moke> how rude stfu u imbecile
49:00 <Lee> how very rude indeed
49:00 <Lee> lolololol
49:00 <Bastardly_One> calm ya farms
50:00 <Bastardly_One> Moke
50:00 <Lee> yeah
50:00 <Lee> he has to
50:00 <Bastardly_One> guess what I did yesterday
50:00 <Lee> masturbated
50:00 <Bastardly_One> Soundwave ... suck it
50:00 <Lee> mehhhhhh
50:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh, can't do that until my shoulder fixes up
50:00 <Bastardly_One> probably why I'm so bitchy :P
51:00 <Lee> bugger
51:00 <Lee> use ur other hand
51:00 <TheRon> Time
51:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh
51:00 <Bastardly_One> the other hand has divorced me
51:00 <Bastardly_One> rude
52:00 <Lee> how rude
52:00 <Nikky`> bummer
53:00 <TheRon> toasted cheese and stras sandwich for tea
54:00 <TheRon> Don't go now
54:00 <Lee> is it a jaffle
54:00 <TheRon> Yes
54:00 <Don> coffee for dinner
55:00 <Excessive> tonite's dinner is breakfast fo me
55:00 <Lee> tonights dinner is a girl named margaret
56:00 <TheRon> Nice
56:00 <Nikky`> weird, i'm having a margaret for dinner also
56:00 <Excessive> hope ur dinner is lushious
56:00 <Don> whyd i kiss a slut
56:00 <Don> ?
57:00 <Excessive> now
57:00 <TheRon> Because gist easy..
57:00 <Excessive> where's mah stash?
57:00 <Excessive> aye, got it
57:00 <Excessive> brb
57:00 <Nikky`> Hey Zade
57:00 <Zade> hello Nikky`
57:00 <Zade> how are you?
57:00 <TheRon> I'm in London still
58:00 <Don> did a lot of damage to my liver digestive system
58:00 <Don> all over a slut
58:00 <TheRon> Damn
58:00 <Nikky`> I'm fantastical, you?
58:00 <Don> over 2 sluts
58:00 <doctor> lol don
58:00 <Zade> yeah good ta 
58:00 <Don> and they know each other
59:00 <Nikky`> What did you do today?
59:00 <TheRon> Doctor Re you in London still?
59:00 <Excessive> chris .......... trouble revisited?
59:00 <Nikky`> Can you make me a toastie also TheRon?
59:00 <doctor> no we were exiled for holding the true blood line
59:00 <Don> what Excessive
59:00 <Don> ?
00:00 <TheRon> Oh alright, will have to courier it
00:00 <Zade> got home around lunchtime, went to gym, did some uni stuff and then went to gym again, thats about it 
00:00 <Zade> yourself?
00:00 <doctor> i think my stomach isn't what it used to be
00:00 <Excessive> ur carryin on abt shit again chris
00:00 <doctor> can't seem to handle a bruising as well as it used to
00:00 <Lee> don wut u do
00:00 <TheRon> Should be there in  6 -  8 days
00:00 <Nikky`> gym twice? wow
01:00 <Lee> zade which uni u go 2
01:00 <Nikky`> woke early, went to holden, friend set up my smart tv thingo, shops then nap
01:00 <Zade> melbourne uni
01:00 <TheRon> Nikky I ride a bike
01:00 <Don> feel like death warmed up
01:00 <Lee> wut u study zade
01:00 <Nikky`> whats her name, TheRon?
01:00 <Zade> business hr 
01:00 <Bastardly_One> Oh yeah
02:00 <Bastardly_One> school on monday
02:00 <Bastardly_One> shit
02:00 <Bastardly_One> damn
02:00 <TheRon> Sally
02:00 <doctor> you lot are very eventful. the highlight of my day was waking up
02:00 <Lee> kool zade
02:00 <Lee> the hylyt of my dey
02:00 <TheRon> I watched lawn bowls
03:00 <Lee> apart from getting a free replacement iphone
03:00 <Lee> and catching up wif a mate
03:00 <Lee> waz
03:00 <Bastardly_One> I went to the drs
03:00 <Lee> jerkin over girls do porn
03:00 <TheRon> Cris stop it
03:00 <Don> wheres the women that dont lie?
03:00 <Zade> that always fills in the day Lee
03:00 <Lee> zade what gym u go to
03:00 <Lee> true that
03:00 <doctor> we all lie chris
03:00 <Don> i dont
03:00 <TheRon> Lee is Chris
04:00 <doctor> well maybe you should
04:00 <Bastardly_One> no
04:00 <Bastardly_One> Don is Chris
04:00 <TheRon> They both are Chris?
04:00 <Don> no
05:00 <Zade> goodlife and anytime fitness 
05:00 <Lee> nice
05:00 <Lee> how much u deadlift
05:00 <TheRon> 0 for 45
05:00 <TheRon> Run a ball
06:00 <Lee> lol
06:00 <Tuftoy> TheRon whose batting first
06:00 <TheRon> Aussie Aussie Aussie
06:00 <TheRon> Aus
06:00 <Tuftoy> lol thats if we don't crumble
06:00 <TheRon> Give it time
06:00 <TheRon> Does a draw help us?
06:00 <Tuftoy> in the second test warner and rogers were cruising
07:00 <Tuftoy> bloody oath it does, winning is better though
07:00 <TheRon> Just keep in mind Pakistan is next
08:00 <TheRon> Ladies were talking cricket
08:00 <TheRon> Does it get you wet
08:00 <Tuftoy> lol
08:00 <Nikky`> meh cricket smicket
09:00 <Lee> uno what i fuckin hate
09:00 <Tuftoy> u love cricket
09:00 <TheRon> Shane Watson
09:00 <Lee> needing to go to the toilet at inappropriate times
09:00 <Nikky`> love, sure sure
09:00 <Lee> like when ur on the train home
09:00 <Lee> and ur still 8 stops from the station
09:00 <Lee> but u need to shit real bad
09:00 <Lee> wut do u do?
09:00 <Nikky`> And still have to drive 10-15mins to get home
09:00 <Tuftoy> fuck the details
09:00 <Lee> u hold it in and destroy your colon
09:00 <Nikky`> poop your pants
09:00 <Lee> exactly nikky
09:00 <Lee> i wish i could
10:00 <Tuftoy> sharing is caring
10:00 <Nikky`> Not always
10:00 <Lee> people are so fuckin stupid in deakin stalkerspace i swear
10:00 <Lee> yeah true nikky
10:00 <TheRon> Alyssa perry is hot
10:00 <Lee> for instance, is sharing aids, caring? i dont think so.
10:00 <Nikky`> Ones already with aids i'm sure its ok
11:00 <Zade> so TheRon how long are you overseas for?
12:00 <Nikky`> So Zade.. what did you get up to last night if you got home today?
12:00 <Nikky`> huh huh huh
12:00 <Nikky`> Dirty lil stop out
12:00 <Tuftoy> dirtyyyyy
12:00 <Zade> went clubbin
12:00 <Lee> i realllllly cbf going to this dumb party tonight laaame
12:00 <Tuftoy> did u party hard
12:00 <TheRon> Me overseas?
12:00 <Lee> zade how much u deadlift
12:00 <Zade> nuh not really
13:00 <Nikky`> clubbin eh? say no more then ;o)
13:00 <Nikky`> I can deadlift 100kgs
13:00 <Nikky`> Feel these muscles
13:00 <Tuftoy> Nikky` u r a machine, show us
13:00 <TheRon> Clubbing and drugging?
13:00 <Tuftoy> touches Nikky`s tits lol
13:00 <Lee> i can download 100kgs... of feathers
13:00 <Lee> which is still, surprisingly, 100kg
13:00 <TheRon> Nice tits?
14:00 <Nikky`> hehe I have no tits..all muscle now
14:00 <Zade> roughly 120 kilos 
14:00 <ZeroDistance> ot
14:00 <ZeroDistance> hot
14:00 <ZeroDistance> is ur ass so firm it could break a penis in half?
14:00 <Lee> 120kgs.. of feathers
14:00 <Nikky`> try it out
14:00 <Nikky`> go on..DO IT
14:00 <TheRon> Do you see what I see?
14:00 <Lee> which is still.. 120kgs
14:00 <ZeroDistance> okay
15:00 <ZeroDistance> u break it ill just go out n steal another one of some black dude
15:00 <doctor> 120kg of moondust
15:00 <Excessive> wat's the diff between jam n marmalade?
15:00 <doctor> the names i guess
16:00 <TheRon> Marmalade is thicker, more concentrated
16:00 <Excessive> I can't marmalade mah cock down ur throat :P
16:00 <TheRon> Which is better, shampoo or conditioner?
16:00 <milk> marmalade is made from oranges
17:00 <Lee> i wonder if the hot girl is going to the party *checks fb*
17:00 <TheRon> There should be a form guide
18:00 <doctor> everything is much too difficult with out a guide
18:00 <Nikky`> Just don't stall her Lee.. most girls don't really find that hot
18:00 <TheRon> Two strong hearts, we stick together like the honey and the bee
18:00 <Excessive> jus grab a cuite by the hand and tell her that u wannah dance
18:00 <doctor> throw stones at her window at 2am at night
19:00 <Excessive> cutie*
19:00 <Nikky`> Its what doctor does to me
19:00 <Nikky`> I drug up so I can sleep thru it
19:00 <TheRon> Doctor he'd need a hifi playing Peter Gabriel
19:00 <Don> opissite day coffees made me tired
19:00 <doctor> no matter how many buckets of skalding hot water you throw at me i will never stop
20:00 <Nikky`> I don't want you to stop
20:00 <Nikky`> ever
20:00 <Zade> move to a highrise Nikky`
20:00 <doctor> never, same time tonight as per usual
21:00 <Nikky`> yaaay
21:00 <TheRon> nikky does john cusack do it for you?
21:00 <Nikky`> lol Zade god no..I need a backyard, even if its small
21:00 <Pieter> They need to put shotties on powerade bottles
21:00 <Nikky`> ooooh Doodle <3
21:00 <Nikky`> He does not
21:00 <Pieter> Ya drink n drink and the bottle squishes
21:00 <Pieter> With a shotty it wont
22:00 <Pieter> Resealable shotties
22:00 <Excessive> oh wow a half made bong bottle
22:00 <TheRon> Swayze do it for you?
22:00 <Nikky`> No
23:00 <Lee> do i do it for u nikky
23:00 <TheRon> Theron
23:00 <Nikky`> Ryan Reynolds does
23:00 <Excessive> Swayze is dead
23:00 <Zade> he is dead?
23:00 <partay> DEAD
23:00 <TheRon> cancer
23:00 <partay> pancreatic
23:00 <Nikky`> Sure Lee.. I have wet dreams over you every night
23:00 <Lee> ryan gaynolds
23:00 <partay> no coming back from that 
23:00 <Lee> i new it nikky
24:00 <Dickens_Cider> * +Doodle shows Nikky` his highrise
24:00 <Dickens_Cider>  more like a granny flat 
24:00 <Nikky`> lol
24:00 <Zade> single story?
24:00 <Doodle> hey get fucked
24:00 <Doodle> i have a permit
24:00 <TheRon> I'd do jane bunn
24:00 <Nikky`> single story Zade?
25:00 <Zade> Doodle, does he live in a single story?
25:00 <TheRon> Slice oh heaven yeah
26:00 <TheRon> Jane bunny has the nicest boobs
26:00 <TheRon> Bunn
26:00 <Zade> do you work with jane bunn?
26:00 <TheRon> No
27:00 <Zade> who is she?
27:00 <TheRon> A weather girl
27:00 <TheRon> With nice bobs
28:00 <Don> any real ppl on here?
28:00 <TheRon> Yes!
28:00 <Don> u sure
28:00 <TheRon> No!
28:00 <Nikky`> Die Hard 4.0 is on next
29:00 <TheRon> Dear god
29:00 <Don> i never watched that fully
29:00 <TheRon> Live free or die hard
29:00 <doctor> is that the one with the nerd?
29:00 <TheRon> Yes
29:00 <doctor> that movie was terrible
30:00 <Nikky`> Nothing much else is on
30:00 <Nikky`> so it shall do
30:00 <doctor> i haven't seen a film since Tron
30:00 <doctor> never again i told myself
30:00 <Don> smoked all my weed but u get that
30:00 <Don> at least i dont owe for it
30:00 <Don> :)
31:00 <doctor> i thought you quit for the 12309931410th time
31:00 <Don> but someone owes me something
31:00 <TheRon> Haim - if I could change your mind
31:00 <Don> a lot of ppl do
32:00 <doctor> What do they owe you?
32:00 <Don> a fucken explanation
32:00 <Don> and apology
32:00 <doctor> sorry to hear
33:00 <partay> Don sorry to hear youre retarded
33:00 <Tuftoy> TheRon isn't watson suppose to bat at no.3?
33:00 <Lumeah> welll noones perfect here lol 
34:00 <doctor> Yeah, perfection disgusts me
34:00 <Pieter> Like fuck Lumeah
34:00 <Pieter> I am
35:00 <Pieter> Oooo die hard 4.0 yay\
35:00 <Pieter> Ya mums having a firesale
35:00 <Lumeah> fuck discusts you >
35:00 <doctor> Pieter is perfectly flawed
35:00 <Lumeah> ?>/
35:00 <Pieter> All vaginal fluids must go
35:00 <Lumeah> yeah... so can cum it's useless lol
36:00 <doctor> we need these fluids to continue the human race
36:00 <Pieter> Mine is a thirst quencher
36:00 <doctor> so get to work you lot!
36:00 <Lumeah> you wish
36:00 <Lumeah> lol
36:00 <ZeroDistance> ur perfect
36:00 <ZeroDistance> lmao
36:00 <Lumeah> noones perfect 
36:00 <Lumeah> haha
37:00 <Dickens_Cider> woooo
38:00 <Nikky`> woooooooooooooooooooooooooo
39:00 <Nikky`> charming
40:00 <Dickens_Cider> yerp 
40:00 <megamanga> make sure you go fist deep
40:00 <Nikky`> brb
40:00 <Dickens_Cider> if yah happy and you know it... 
40:00 <Dickens_Cider> clap your hands
43:00 <Don> cat hugs :0
44:00 <Lee> wasssuuppppp
44:00 <ZeroDistance> Dick in
45:00 <ZeroDistance> Side her
45:00 <Lumeah> lol
45:00 <ZeroDistance> lol
45:00 <Lumeah> bad boys! 
45:00 <ZeroDistance> nuffin like teh warm bit between a girlz legs
45:00 <ZeroDistance> aheheheh
45:00 <mandyjane> you mean... the... vagina?
46:00 <ZeroDistance> foo foo
46:00 <Lumeah> you better be worth it :P
46:00 <ZeroDistance> lol 
47:00 <ZeroDistance> r u?
47:00 <Dickens_Cider> re0w 
48:00 <megamanga> haw hawwww dangly parts
48:00 <Don> cats to comfy dont wanta move
50:00 <Dickens_Cider> fuck.. I hope it smothers you in your sleep.. something your mother should of done 
50:00 <Nikky`> So much chatting while I was gone, going to take me hours to scroll back n read
50:00 <Don> thanx moron
50:00 <Dickens_Cider> Yeah I was talking how much of a wonderful person you are 
51:00 <Nikky`> This is true
51:00 <Nikky`> totally agree
51:00 <Don> problem with me is ppl always think they are better than me
51:00 <Nikky`> Coz we are
52:00 <Don> no your not
53:00 <Don> ur are about a million times worse
53:00 <Nikky`> ok, if you say so
55:00 <Pieter> Woo me n stuff
55:00 <Pieter> So woo now
55:00 <Don> shut up
55:00 <Don> junkie
55:00 <Pieter> Look I can clap too
56:00 <Don> u have the clap
56:00 <Pieter> Wanna eat some of myt crabs
56:00 <Pieter> They're my favourite
56:00 <Pieter> Lumeah: lets share!
56:00 <Picard> hello
56:00 <Lumeah> you canhave the clap sweety i don't want it
57:00 <Picard> lol
57:00 <ZeroDistance> lol
58:00 <Don> Pieter drinks other meth addicts piss
58:00 <Pieter>  I was sharing my crabs not the clap
58:00 <Don> to get high
58:00 <Serenity> poor Lumeah
59:00 <Picard> Lumeah has a penis
59:00 <ZeroDistance> real cute chick on antiques roadshow
00:00 <Picard> is she antique?
01:00 <Picard> who banned matthew1?
01:00 <Dickens_Cider> who cares 
01:00 <Picard> id like to buy them a beer
01:00 <Lumeah> if i had a penis i wouldn't be here 
01:00 <Lumeah> lol ;) 
01:00 <Don> go fb for no reason
01:00 <Dickens_Cider> it's good the snivelling little cunt isn't in here 
01:00 <Don> :)
02:00 <Picard> i agree
02:00 <Picard> although he is a good trolling target
03:00 <Lee> hu is
03:00 <Picard> english?
03:00 <Lee> who is a good trolling target
04:00 <Nikky`> you
04:00 <Lee> NO U
04:00 <Nikky`> Never
04:00 <Don> ppl stalk me
04:00 <Don> not just troll
04:00 <Lee> theres a party on tonight but i cbf going
04:00 <Lee> ami lame
04:00 <Picard> you
05:00 <Pieter> Fuck me dead
05:00 <megamanga> you should try trolling beeh
05:00 <Pieter> Neigh bours are already talking about me
05:00 <Pieter> Im already getting the hes cute comments:)
05:00 <Pieter> Gotta stop answering mah door in mah boxers :/
06:00 <Lee> bs u r
06:00 <Pieter> Tell that to the women
06:00 <Lee> ur naybors?
06:00 <Pieter> Got one playing informer she tells me everything everyone says :/
06:00 <Lee> show me a pic of them
06:00 <Lee> take one with ur phone
07:00 <Pieter> Not them, me
07:00 <Lee> r they hot
07:00 <Pieter> Me be cute
07:00 <Pieter> :)
07:00 <Pieter> Brb, chopping up
07:00 <Lee> oh i get it
07:00 <Lee> ur the hot guy
07:00 <Lee> and ur neighbours are the ugly fat slags who are perving on u
07:00 <Lee> sucks to be u
08:00 <ZeroDistance> chicks in tight pants coz they dont want u to take them off and hump them"?
08:00 <TheRon> It's a cruel cruel summer leaving me here on my own
10:00 <TheRon> I wanna live like common people, I wanna do whatever common people do
12:00 <TheRon> Where's mine?
12:00 <Lee> am i a mean friend for not going to my friends party tonight
12:00 <TheRon> Who do you have to root?
12:00 <TheRon> Yes
13:00 <Don> wish u could meet ppl for first time a few times
14:00 <Don> going fucken stir crazy
14:00 <Crip> show tonight in 45 @ www.tunein.radioxenu.com requests taken on Twatter @CriplaRx
14:00 <TheRon> Crowded house - meAn to me
14:00 <Lee> no im not ron
14:00 <Pieter> Hah , chuck norris pic from the expendables
14:00 <TheRon> Are too
14:00 <Picard> Lee show us ya tits
14:00 <Pieter> How many pushups cqn you do?
14:00 <Pieter> All of em
14:00 <TheRon> Picard that's what I said
15:00 <Picard> i think she should
15:00 <TheRon> Lee show us the rAck
15:00 <Bastardly_One> that was an awesome nap
15:00 <Nikky`> this Lee has a wang
15:00 <Lee> i have pecs
15:00 <Bastardly_One> accidental ... but awesome
15:00 <Picard> Bastardly_One shhh
15:00 <Lee> are u guys gay
15:00 <Lee> u guys are gay arent u
15:00 <Picard> yes if u want us to be gay
15:00 <TheRon> Watch some bowls b1?
16:00 <Bastardly_One> forgot all about it
16:00 <Nikky`> If you bent over Lee.. Picard would take a cheeky poke up ya bum
16:00 <TheRon> Lazy bastard
16:00 <Picard> Nikky` id do u anyway u wanted :P
16:00 <ZeroDistance> LOL
16:00 <TheRon> Classy
17:00 <Nikky`> I was discussing Lee
17:00 <Bastardly_One> not lazy ... had things to do
17:00 <TheRon> I'd at least buy dinner maybe a film
17:00 <megamanga> maccas then gobbi in the car
18:00 <TheRon> We're getting take away and doing it twice
18:00 <Nikky`> You know how to spoil a lady megamanga
18:00 <megamanga> do i ever
18:00 <Nikky`> True Picard.. I am horrible, ugly as ever
18:00 <Picard> well if i do u doggie i dont care :P
19:00 <TheRon> Jimmy Barnes is the best
19:00 <megamanga> she wont have to look at your face either
19:00 <megamanga> win win
19:00 <Nikky`> lol
19:00 <Picard> win win megamanga
19:00 <TheRon> Nikky we'll do it so we can both watch the footy
20:00 <TheRon> Go cats
20:00 <Nikky`> Yes, can't missa geelong game
20:00 <Nikky`> miss a
20:00 <TheRon> Nah
21:00 <TheRon> Half time we'll change sides
21:00 <Nikky`> Such a romantic
21:00 <Picard> i hate geelong
22:00 <TheRon> Indeed
22:00 <TheRon> Meatloaf - paradise by the dashboard
22:00 <Lee> suga suga how u get so fly
23:00 <faux> hehe
23:00 <Lee> anyone here been to the Melbourne Grand Prix?
23:00 <TheRon> No
23:00 <Nikky`> No
23:00 <Dickens_Cider> you're quiet today 
23:00 <Lee> well thats helpful
23:00 <TheRon> I was in Carlton once, got the feel of the f1
23:00 <Lee> anyone else been to the Melbourne Grand Prix?
23:00 <Picard> no
23:00 <Bastardly_One> gives you and your little friends less to bitch about in another channel doesn't it?
23:00 <Picard> why would u bother?
23:00 <Bastardly_One> thought you'd enjoy me being quiet
24:00 <doctor> How was your day Picard?
24:00 <faux> lol
24:00 <Lee> to hear and see the cars in person Jean Luc Picard
24:00 <faux> whingy mcwhingingtion
24:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck you midget
24:00 <Bastardly_One> he asked
24:00 <Bastardly_One> I answered :P
24:00 <Bastardly_One> no whinging
24:00 <faux> harden up princess
24:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck you
24:00 <faux> its irc who cares if people bitch about you
24:00 <faux> :D
24:00 <TheRon> Cycling in Ballarat is more my speed
24:00 <Bastardly_One> get the fuck down here and fx this should
24:00 <doctor> Never harden up
24:00 <Bastardly_One> er
24:00 <Bastardly_One> *fix it too
24:00 <faux> fix this should
25:00 <faux> what am i fixing?
25:00 <Bastardly_One> shoulder
25:00 <Picard> doctor it was exhausting
25:00 <faux> oh
25:00 <faux> lol
25:00 <TheRon> Paradise by the dashboard light
25:00 <faux> der
25:00 <faux> p
25:00 <Picard> just a lazy 10 hours on a saturday 
25:00 <Lee> anyone been to F1 in melbourne
25:00 <Picard> Lee shut the fuck uo
25:00 <Bastardly_One> I've heard it in Melbourne
25:00 <doctor> at work still?
25:00 <Bastardly_One> who doesn't living near it though
26:00 <ZeroDistance> Harry Potter and The Mystery of Hermoines Red Undies
26:00 <faux> lol
26:00 <Picard> nuh doctor got home arounf 6.30
26:00 <faux> hermoines.
26:00 <TheRon> On my bday I wanna wave some 20s in front of some strippers arse
26:00 <doctor> What did you end up doing?
26:00 <Mew> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kdemFfbS5H0
26:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: #SELFIE (Official Music Video) - The Chainsmokers (Jan 29, 2014) 3:44 - Category: Music - 2,782,594 views - 29,229 likes (94%), 1,859 dislikes (6%)
27:00 <TheRon> Too much to ask..
27:00 <faux> kiss me hard before you go
27:00 <faux> summertime saadnessss
27:00 <faux> i just wanted you to know that baby youre the best
27:00 <TheRon> Let me sleep on it I'll give you an answer in the morning
28:00 <faux> i got that summertimeee summertime saaaaadnnnnesssssssss
28:00 <doctor> It's autumn now, time to shed that excess emotional foliage we've picked up over the summer
28:00 <TheRon> I'm happy
28:00 <Bastardly_One> we singing what we're playing are we?
28:00 <Bastardly_One> cool
28:00 <Bastardly_One> can I play?
28:00 <faux> no
28:00 <Bastardly_One> hit her in the shitter, treater her like a critter
29:00 <faux> Crip
29:00 <Bastardly_One> sucks
29:00 <Crip> FAUXLE
29:00 <Crip> how are you my dear ?
29:00 <faux> im good lovely
29:00 <faux> how are you
29:00 <Crip> spectacular !
29:00 <faux> :D
29:00 <faux> excellent
29:00 <ZeroDistance> Teen Exorcists
29:00 <Crip> howd your course going ?
29:00 <faux> hows your finger
30:00 <faux> its going gooooood, i just hada  week break, start again on monday
30:00 <megamanga> fenga papit
30:00 <Crip> finger is 90% good now.. nearly have a full nail
30:00 <Crip> Ready for more mowing
30:00 <TheRon> I just wanna wish you well
30:00 <faux> thats good :)
30:00 <faux> hi megamangz
30:00 <megamanga> hai
30:00 <faux> lol Crip
30:00 <faux> be careful this time ok
30:00 <Crip> i will :)
30:00 <faux> hows vio
30:00 <faux> i miss that fucking cunt
30:00 <TheRon> Cricket score??
30:00 <Crip> I was going to hire a gardener
30:00 <Crip> He is awesome as usual
31:00 <faux> is he online rn
31:00 <Crip> ' 3rd Test @ Cape Town: Australia: 118-1 Vs South Africa [Doolan 13 : Warner 75] [Toss: Australia]
31:00 <TheRon> Nice
31:00 <TheRon> Go warner
31:00 <Crip> nah he is still in bed ( 5:31 am there)
31:00 <Bastardly_One> I'd of done your lawns for $50
31:00 <faux> ah
31:00 <faux> bastard
31:00 <faux> if im still here when he gets on lemme know
31:00 <Crip> I'm gunna roll a pre show 3 paper
31:00 <Crip> nom nom nom
31:00 <Tuftoy> warner is on fire
32:00 <faux> k
32:00 <mandyjane> http://www.myfreecams.com/#BabyZelda
32:00 <TheRon> Where's Watson batting?
32:00 <Crip> If i can find my weed :(
32:00 <mandyjane> oh hi faux
32:00 <faux> hey
32:00 <Tuftoy> 5th it seems before smith
32:00 <Doodle> i nicked it Cripla
33:00 <Bastardly_One> crip, two words for you ... actually no words * waves the bag *
33:00 <Doodle> bammmmmmm
33:00 <TheRon> It's only natural that I should want to.....
33:00 <faux> dewdel
33:00 <Lee> anyone here been to the Melbourne Grand Prix?
33:00 <faux> :D
33:00 <faux> doodle is a grand prix
33:00 <Doodle> hai fauxypoos ^_^
33:00 <faux> hows it
33:00 <Doodle> i can be
33:00 <Doodle> not too bad, you?
33:00 <faux> im goodies
34:00 <Lee> ur face is a grand prix
34:00 <Lee> srsly
34:00 <faux> i thought of you the other day i was singing bazza white
34:00 <Lee> thers a grand prix in melbourne
34:00 <TheRon> Who does a better go, melb or adelaide?
34:00 <Lee> and aint none of u's been
34:00 <Lee> jesus
34:00 <Doodle> niggas uuhuhuhuh
34:00 <TheRon> Go
34:00 <faux> :')
34:00 <TheRon> Gp
34:00 <faux> cant appreciate your beautyyyyyyyyyy
34:00 <Lee> nigga wut wut say nigga wuuuutt
34:00 <faux> dont let him cheapen you he dont see ya like i dooooo beautiful not just for show its time that someone let you knowwww
34:00 <Crip> damn you doodle
35:00 <Crip> creepin on mah weed
35:00 <Doodle> :D
35:00 <TheRon> Wilson Philips hold on
35:00 <Crip> hows that shiny silver thing doing Doodle
35:00 <faux> i need this in my life https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/t1/1098363_519049638203812_151551532_n.jpg
35:00 <megamanga> haha faux i want the totoro one
36:00 <faux> which is that
36:00 <Doodle> Cripla: https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/t31/1909194_10201917590995022_539119022_o.jpg
36:00 <Doodle> took it today
36:00 <TheRon> If you hold on for one more day things will go your way
36:00 <megamanga> http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbrks6tybS1qa6u3yo1_500.jpg
37:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Wilson Phillips - Hold On.mp3 (4.07MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 4:27)
37:00 <Crip> no faux, you need this - http://image5.spreadshirt.com/image-server/v1/designs/11151678,height=250/Big-Cock.png
37:00 <faux> lol
37:00 <faux> bad.
37:00 <Crip> you get a new exhaust doodle ?
37:00 <Doodle> a while ago yeah
37:00 <megamanga> that zorst costs like 1300 bucks
37:00 <megamanga> big dick player
37:00 <faux> lol megamanga thats cute
37:00 <Doodle> rofl
38:00 <Lee> big zorst bruuuu
38:00 <Lee> bruuuuu wanna get a kebab later bruuu
38:00 <TheRon> German?
38:00 <Doodle> https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/t31/1900658_10201917573314580_1910234641_o.jpg
38:00 <megamanga> 12" exhaust
38:00 <megamanga> kebabhunter
38:00 <Doodle> pew peww
38:00 <Lee> #datkebabhunterzorst
38:00 <Doodle> spacers on the way
39:00 <Nikky`> spacers?
39:00 <Doodle> wheel spacers
39:00 <megamanga> it gives him more length
39:00 <megamanga> ;)
39:00 <Doodle> re00ww
39:00 <TheRon> Hilltop hoods - nosebleed section
39:00 <megamanga> vadge section
39:00 <Doodle> camber arms & spring mounts got replaced yesty
40:00 <Doodle> too late for my rear tyres tho
40:00 <megamanga> yeah i had that issue too
40:00 <megamanga> dat 250 dollar tyre
41:00 <Doodle> mine are el cheapos
41:00 <megamanga> i almost cried when i hit a nail
41:00 <Nikky`> err ok
41:00 <TheRon> I supported other clubs today, I had stubbies thru the arvo
41:00 <Doodle> was $115 for a new front
41:00 <Doodle> 245/30/20
41:00 <megamanga> yer im running the cheapest shit on the skidrice
41:00 <megamanga> kingforests
41:00 <Doodle> lol
41:00 <Doodle> achilles for me
41:00 <Doodle> which is a silly name for a tyre
41:00 <Lee> fucking instagram
42:00 <megamanga> theyre good tyres
42:00 <Lee> wont upload my photo cos its probablty too big
42:00 <Lee> noob app
42:00 <Doodle> yeah i've had a few sets
42:00 <megamanga> no car mods for me for a while
42:00 <megamanga> fml
42:00 <TheRon> Nikky you are the most beautiful girl in the room
42:00 <Nikky`> Why thank you TheRon
42:00 <Doodle> i have stereo shit going in next week
42:00 <megamanga> i can gladly say my sheds bigger than yours though Doodle 
42:00 <Doodle> then popcharger
43:00 <Doodle> i dont have a shed
43:00 <megamanga> 50m ^2
43:00 <Nikky`> He sleeps in the car each night
43:00 <megamanga> yewwwww
43:00 <Doodle> lol nice
43:00 <Doodle> i have a single garage 
43:00 <Doodle> and a carport
43:00 <megamanga> double garage with 2m extension
43:00 <Nikky`> I also have a single garage so Doodle would have to park in the street
43:00 <TheRon> Flight of the conchordes is addictive
43:00 <megamanga> if i had to park on the street id sleep in the car
44:00 <Doodle> thats ok i have to park in the street everywhere else
44:00 <Nikky`> true
44:00 <ZeroDistance> these exorcists, nothing is happening and they have to convince themselves that something happened, without happening
44:00 <megamanga> cmon tax time
44:00 <megamanga> open door respray
44:00 <TheRon> Doodle has nut allergies
45:00 <Doodle> i do actually
45:00 <Doodle> but one wont kill me
45:00 <TheRon> Dear god
45:00 <megamanga> worst allergy to have
45:00 <megamanga> watup
45:00 <TheRon> I put nuts in everything
45:00 <Nikky`> good, coz I have you only one
45:00 <Doodle> lucky
45:00 <Nikky`> coz I only gave you one
46:00 <Nikky`> gosh make sense next time Nikky`
46:00 <TheRon> You need two
46:00 <TheRon> Nikky I love league
46:00 <Doodle> 4 megamanga: https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/t31/1979110_10201900689172487_270048623_o.jpg
46:00 <Doodle> my little garage
46:00 <Nikky`> why
46:00 <TheRon> It's the best
46:00 <megamanga> loks as small as mine atm
47:00 <Doodle> i bet you say that to all the girls
47:00 <megamanga> i normally say BITCH YO PUSSAY STANK
47:00 <Doodle> loooool
48:00 <TheRon> I talk about Fabiola minor
48:00 <TheRon> Fabio
48:00 <ZeroDistance> i wonder when that documentary movie The Exorcist will be on next
48:00 <Doodle> my 7tune stickers will be here soon
48:00 <Doodle> +35 hp
48:00 <megamanga> my gundam decal is still waiting to be applied
48:00 <megamanga> +25 epenis
48:00 <Doodle> lolol
49:00 <xm> right after the documentary Schindler's List -- which is shot in black & white as colour was not in popular usage then
49:00 <TheRon> Mondo rock - come said the boy
49:00 <ZeroDistance> hahaha
49:00 <megamanga> fuck this is the most boring shift ever
49:00 <TheRon> I love the list
50:00 <xm> greater soundtrack
50:00 <TheRon> Liam Nelson
50:00 <TheRon> Neeson
50:00 <megamanga> can you get pop chargers with a 90mm neck?
51:00 <Doodle> no idea
51:00 <Lee> megamanga what do u do
51:00 <Doodle> what engine is it for
51:00 <megamanga> vh45
51:00 <TheRon> I got thirsty I switched to scotch
51:00 <ZeroDistance> i want orange pop
51:00 <megamanga> apparently it just loses power, useless mod
51:00 <ZeroDistance> neone see All The Kings Men?
51:00 <megamanga> i make sure people pay when they fuck loose whores
51:00 <Lee> oic
52:00 <Doodle> maybe on a vh but they have been proven to be effective on a vq
52:00 <TheRon> Doodle don't do a Bowie son got karaoke, fuck it's hard
52:00 <megamanga> similar engine design so it should help on vh too
52:00 <TheRon> Song
53:00 <Doodle> i wont TheRon lol
53:00 <megamanga> achy breaky heart?
53:00 <TheRon> Rebel rebel seemed like a good idea
54:00 <megamanga> what about vogue
54:00 <TheRon> You'd do the generic at karaoke?
55:00 <megamanga> id be in assless chaps with nipple clamps on, is that generic?
55:00 <Bastardly_One> thought you were gonna do karoke again tonight?
55:00 <TheRon> Not at all
55:00 <Bastardly_One> and is it cold in this town or is it just me?
55:00 <TheRon> Fucked it once, it enough
56:00 <TheRon> I have a fan on
56:00 <Bastardly_One> I just put the heater on for a bit
56:00 <Bastardly_One> to warm up
56:00 <Bastardly_One> wtf?
56:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
56:00 <megamanga> girlyman ^
57:00 <TheRon> Should I stay or should I go
57:00 <Nikky`> go
57:00 <Lumeah> nothing worng with girly men ;) 
57:00 <TheRon> Oh alright
57:00 <Picard> go
57:00 <Serenity> men men men men manly men men men
57:00 <faux> fff. i miss this song. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a7vy367bGio
57:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: 2Pac - Hellrazor (Sofly Remix) (Jan 7, 2008) 4:30 - Category: Music - 108,356 views - 223 likes (98.7%), 3 dislikes (1.3%)
58:00 <faux> im pz irl
58:00 <TheRon> It's raining men?
58:00 <megamanga> if i did karaoke id just do coolio songs or geto boys
58:00 <Serenity> i see you as a spice girls man myself
58:00 <TheRon> Rebecca black I think
58:00 <TheRon> Friday
58:00 <megamanga> tomorrow is saturday
58:00 <megamanga> now its a ong
58:00 <megamanga> gotta get down on friday
59:00 <TheRon> Is this one my fault?
59:00 <Serenity> you evil evil bastard
00:00 <{LeE}> BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
00:00 <TheRon> This heart attack...
00:00 <{LeE}> is gay
00:00 <TheRon> Lee you are at least bi
01:00 <Bastardly_One> there was big nerd fest in perth today?
01:00 <Bastardly_One> My friend's posted pics of her as Saya
01:00 <TheRon> Commicon?
01:00 <Bastardly_One> along those line it must of been
01:00 <{LeE}> thanx
01:00 <Lee> im straight
01:00 <TheRon> That was the Russian version
02:00 <TheRon> Comicon
02:00 <Lee> hi lee2
02:00 <Serenity> no
02:00 <Lee> y havent u changed ur name to lee2 yet
02:00 <Serenity> shes {LeE} you are lee2
02:00 <Lee> :(
02:00 <Lee> lee 2.0
02:00 <Lee> new and improved
02:00 <Crip> RadioXenu.Com
02:00 <Lee> HA
02:00 <{LeE}> becoz this has been my nickname for yrs n i aint going to change it so fuck off
02:00 <Bastardly_One> https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/t1/p403x403/1489197_10152093222258859_196442557_n.jpg
02:00 <{LeE}> ^5 Serenity
02:00 <Lee> calm down
03:00 <{LeE}> well u shit me
03:00 <Lee> lets get readdddy toooooooo raceeeeeeee
03:00 <Bastardly_One> it was called Waicon
05:00 <Lee> i should buy a new ipod touch
05:00 <Lee> hu agrees
06:00 <faux> hu
06:00 <Bastardly_One> neutering your pets makes them less nuts
06:00 <TheRon> I can't stand it I know you planned it,...
08:00 <Lee> faux do u agree
08:00 <{LeE}> hi faux Serenity Bastardly_One TheRon
08:00 <faux> hi
09:00 <faux> tellll meeeeeeee
09:00 <TheRon> Too many lee this is confusing
09:00 <Lee> im lee 2.0
09:00 <{LeE}> :/
09:00 <Bastardly_One> hey {LeE}
09:00 <faux> did the windsweep you off your feeeeeet
09:00 <ZeroDistance> wb
09:00 <Lee> the new and improved version
09:00 <TheRon> Nah man
09:00 <Lee> what song is that faux
09:00 <{LeE}> ur not female Lee
09:00 <TheRon> You're Chris
09:00 <{LeE}> so lol wtf
09:00 <Lee> exactly. im new and IMPROVED.
09:00 <faux> drops of jupiter
09:00 <Lee> HA
09:00 <Bastardly_One> he is not chris you idiot
09:00 <{LeE}> ur gay
09:00 <Bastardly_One> wrong isp for ome thing
09:00 <Lee> wind and sweep is not one wod
09:00 <TheRon> No?
09:00 <Serenity> Don is chris
10:00 <faux> wod
10:00 <Bastardly_One> I told you that before silly
10:00 <Lee> word
10:00 <TheRon> Sounds like Chris
10:00 <Bastardly_One> and you ignored me then too TheRon
10:00 <faux> i just farted
10:00 <faux> it was cute
10:00 <faux> like a poot
10:00 <Bastardly_One> Mine wasn't cute
10:00 <{LeE}> faux so did i lol
10:00 <Lee> yum
10:00 <Bastardly_One> so did I
10:00 <faux> Lee dont pm me 
10:00 <faux> tyvm
10:00 <Serenity> sorry but it doesnt sound anything like chris
10:00 <Lee> im farting 
10:00 <Serenity> hes far to literate
10:00 <Lee> NOW
10:00 <Lee> ahhhhh
10:00 <Lee> thats better
10:00 <faux> excellent
10:00 <Bastardly_One> mine was line RWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR!
10:00 <Bastardly_One> didn't smell though
10:00 <Bastardly_One> did your's?
10:00 <Lee> mine is silent and deadly
11:00 <Lee> uno
11:00 <Lee> i was in cusco in peru
11:00 <Bastardly_One> line = like
11:00 <Lee> and i was in bar
11:00 <Lee> and i farted in a room as i walked out
11:00 <ZeroDistance> man i feel let down, didnt get to watch james bond root this redhood
11:00 <TheRon> Lee is dick
11:00 <Lee> then all these girls ran out after screaming "OMG IT SMELLS LIKE FART IN THERE" 
11:00 <Lee> LOOOOOOOl
11:00 <Bastardly_One> this movie is shit
11:00 <Lee> i cleared pretty much 30-40% of that room
11:00 <Bastardly_One> the 007 one
11:00 <Lee> props to me
11:00 <Bastardly_One> no wonder I never went to see it
11:00 <Lee> is it goldeneye
11:00 <TheRon> Michael bay movie?
11:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh ... the solice one
12:00 <Bastardly_One> with the aussie dude
12:00 <{LeE}> O_o
12:00 <Lee> quantum of solace
12:00 <Bastardly_One> that's the one
12:00 <Lee> that one is shit.
12:00 <Lee> i concur 
12:00 <TheRon> Michael bay sucks
12:00 <Lee> faux
12:00 <Bastardly_One> is that his name?
12:00 <Lee> which aussie dude was in solace? hmm.
12:00 <ZeroDistance> loved casino royale, dont like this one
12:00 <Bastardly_One> thought it was Craig something
12:00 <Pieter> Nite
12:00 <Lee> casino royale was badassssss
12:00 <ZeroDistance> i want to see the third one
12:00 <{LeE}> think i might go back to watching tv 
13:00 <Lee> skyfall was ok
13:00 <ZeroDistance> daniel craig
13:00 <Lee> which aussie dude is in solace?
13:00 <Bastardly_One> isn't the lead actor in Quantum of Solice Aussie?
13:00 <ZeroDistance> nuh
13:00 <Bastardly_One> or do I have the wrong one
13:00 <Lee> isnt the lead actor james bond who is daniel craig lol
13:00 <ZeroDistance> only been one aussie bond
13:00 <TheRon> Why does Michael bay keep making movies?
13:00 <Lee> lemme google dis
13:00 <Bastardly_One> who ever the fuck it is
13:00 <Lee> yeah
13:00 <Bastardly_One> he's shitting me
13:00 <Lee> what was his name..hmm
13:00 <Lee> lazenby was his name
13:00 <Lee> i think he did 
14:00 <Lee> that one uh
14:00 <TheRon> Bond
14:00 <ZeroDistance> im watching for teh hot chicks
14:00 <Lee> her majestys secret service
14:00 <Bastardly_One> keep watching though
14:00 <TheRon> George lazenby did bond
14:00 <Bastardly_One> boring as batshit women IMO
14:00 <TheRon> A Tasmanian
14:00 <faux> .
15:00 <Lee> i said that ron
15:00 <Lee> i said lazenby already
15:00 <Lee> jeeeez
15:00 <TheRon> What?
15:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah
15:00 <Lee> i said lazenby
15:00 <Bastardly_One> Daniel Craig
15:00 <Lee> first
15:00 <Bastardly_One> thought it was
15:00 <Bastardly_One> you can all get fucked
15:00 <Bastardly_One> still shit
15:00 <Lee> easier said than done
15:00 <Lee> am i ryt bois
15:00 <Bastardly_One> and I can't change the channel
16:00 <Bastardly_One> because my housemate might cry
16:00 <TheRon> Keane - somewhere only we know
16:00 <Lee> is ur housemate a girl
16:00 <Bastardly_One> nup
16:00 <mattyd> y not
16:00 <Lee> damn
17:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm feeling sorry for him atm
17:00 <Lee> y
17:00 <Bastardly_One> by this time next week he might be in a mental hospital the way it's going
17:00 <Bastardly_One> so I'll let him watch shit
17:00 <TheRon> Sad pathetic excuse for a human being 
17:00 <Bastardly_One> ummmm not as of Thurs
18:00 <Bastardly_One> he's started a program
18:00 <Bastardly_One> hitting him real hard too
18:00 <ZeroDistance> hot women
18:00 <TheRon> My bday this week
18:00 <Bastardly_One> so, I'll respect that TheRon
18:00 <ZeroDistance> i like the red head in this
18:00 <ZeroDistance> so sexc
18:00 <ZeroDistance> i would snort coke off her tits
19:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck you teacher bitch
19:00 <Bastardly_One> you want this on A4?
19:00 <Bastardly_One> well it's going sideways into landscape
19:00 <TheRon> My bday on Thursday, pandas stick a 20 down a strippers underpants for me
19:00 <Bastardly_One> be fucked if I can get all the shit in otherwise
19:00 <Lee> wait bastardly whats wrong with ur housemate
20:00 <Bastardly_One> noyb ... TheRon made a comment
20:00 <Bastardly_One> and I responded
20:00 <Bastardly_One> usually he'd be totally right
20:00 <Bastardly_One> and I'd agree
20:00 <Bastardly_One> and still do
20:00 <Bastardly_One> but ... we'll see
20:00 <Bastardly_One> if he can do this then fucking fantastic
20:00 <TheRon> Paying strippers?
20:00 <Bastardly_One> [10:17pm] [TheRon] Sad pathetic excuse for a human being
21:00 <TheRon> Ah yes that one
21:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
21:00 <Bastardly_One> you're worse than I ... 10 second memory much?
21:00 <Bastardly_One> yet, yeah I'd usually agree ... we'll see
21:00 <TheRon> Scot h much?
21:00 <TheRon> Scotch
22:00 <Bastardly_One> appparently not enough
22:00 <Bastardly_One> you're still legible
22:00 <TheRon> Indeed
22:00 <TheRon> I,m sure I can squeeze some more in
22:00 <Bastardly_One> wonder if Nikky` cracked the club open
23:00 <Bastardly_One> did ya woman?
23:00 <TheRon> Not the Canadian club
23:00 <Nikky`> yeah I did
23:00 <Nikky`> had 4 glasses
23:00 <Nikky`> I am done
23:00 <Bastardly_One> good girl!
23:00 <Serenity> woahhh
23:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... dear me
23:00 <Serenity> Nikky` living on the edgee
23:00 <Crip> Just beer here :(
23:00 <TheRon> Damn woman
23:00 <Crip> Or some of the gf's woodstocks... nut meh fuck woodstock
23:00 <Bastardly_One> lol @ living on the edge
23:00 <Nikky`> I know, rebel without a clue Serenity :P
24:00 <TheRon> that boy needs therapyl
24:00 <Crip> sure does
24:00 <Bastardly_One> I got given a bottle of gin as a present last night
24:00 <Bastardly_One> tempted to crack it open
24:00 <Bastardly_One> and get drunk for the first time in a few years
24:00 <Bastardly_One> but ... nuh
25:00 <Bastardly_One> I went to Soundwave yesterday Crip
25:00 <TheRon> Frontier psychiatrist,.,...,
25:00 <Bastardly_One> that was a thankyou for something I did
25:00 <CrIp> how was that Bastardly_One ?
25:00 <Bastardly_One> fucking awesome
25:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm old though
25:00 <Bastardly_One> and it was an old school line up
25:00 <Serenity> i might have a beam in a minute
26:00 <Bastardly_One> not one band played less than I expected
26:00 <CrIp> have a black beam Serenity, much better for you
26:00 <TheRon> A Jim beam
26:00 <CrIp> I have heard mixed responses Bastardly_One
26:00 <TheRon> Scotch is better
26:00 <Bastardly_One> it sounded shit in the crowd
26:00 <Serenity> i dont have black beam
26:00 <Bastardly_One> sounded good sidestage
26:00 <Serenity> i havent drunk that shit since i made myself very ill
26:00 <Bastardly_One> and the catering ... I think I walked out 20kg heavier
26:00 <Bastardly_One> I was pretty fucked off my head though
27:00 <Bastardly_One> would of sucked to be one of those 1000s being sunburnt
27:00 <Bastardly_One> and dehydrated
27:00 <Bastardly_One> and feeling like shit while trying to enjoy themselve
27:00 <Bastardly_One> s
27:00 <TheRon> My mother came to hazard when I was just 7
28:00 <Bastardly_One> for a lot of kids though
28:00 <Bastardly_One> some of the acts I really enjoyed might of been too old and boring
28:00 <Bastardly_One> dunno
28:00 <Bastardly_One> not a kid to know
29:00 <Lee> so much chatting here
30:00 <TheRon> I swear I left her by that river
30:00 <Lee> did u make out with anyone there bastardly one
30:00 <Bastardly_One> I was busy being a band mole
31:00 <TheRon> B1 I went to the palace once , the hello was the  grip on ghetto genital
32:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... the maori bouncers?
32:00 <TheRon> No
32:00 <Bastardly_One> glad these guys played this song
32:00 <TheRon> Fucking spellcheck
32:00 <Bastardly_One> it's about Axel Rose for trivia
32:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TtIusq_qZ3Q
32:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Eagles of Death Metal - WannaBe In LA (Jun 16, 2009) 2:18 - Category: Music - 31,790 views - 111 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
33:00 <TheRon> Not going to cadd and sharrock tonight?
33:00 <Bastardly_One> *glares*
34:00 <Bastardly_One> Mum would be if she could
34:00 <Bastardly_One> thanks arsehole
34:00 <Bastardly_One> guess what you did
34:00 <TheRon> When were the angels in Ballarat?
35:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iq2WJ2r0NkM
35:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Little River Band - Help Is On Its Way (Date not found) 0 - Category: - <div class="video-extras-sparkbars"> views - 1,619 likes (98%), 33 dislikes (2%)
35:00 <TheRon> My bad
35:00 <Lee> man
35:00 <Bastardly_One> I hate you
35:00 <Lee> eso online beta
35:00 <Lee> taking all my quota
35:00 <Bastardly_One> I sing along to LRB
35:00 <Bastardly_One> and hang on I'm thinking
35:00 <Bastardly_One> I do know
35:00 <Bastardly_One> the Anglers?
35:00 <TheRon> I like ELO
35:00 <partay> TheRon
36:00 <Bastardly_One> we made a bit of an ELO clone in Ballarat
36:00 <Mew> i also lyk ELO #yay
36:00 <partay> I like ELO
36:00 <Bastardly_One> well, they made one song that sounds like ELO to me
36:00 <partay> Mew what are you doing liking ELO?
36:00 <TheRon> Mr blue sky?
36:00 <Mew> i do wot i want!!!!!!!
36:00 <Bastardly_One> so
36:00 <Bastardly_One> anglers?
37:00 <TheRon> The angels?
37:00 <Mew> im a strong independent black woman
37:00 <Bastardly_One> ffs
37:00 <Bastardly_One> hang on
37:00 <Bastardly_One> I'll google where they're playing
37:00 <Excessive> take a loooooooooong line ..........
37:00 <TheRon> That's one
38:00 <TheRon> The dogs are talking
38:00 <Bastardly_One> it's at the Regent
38:00 <Dickens_Cider> MEW 
38:00 <Dickens_Cider> MY LOVING WIFE
38:00 <Excessive> ye got a couple of the angels albums on mah media server
38:00 <TheRon> Nice
38:00 <Mew> what the dickens
38:00 <Mew> OH
38:00 <Mew> hahaha
38:00 <TheRon> :)
39:00 <TheRon> Robin thicke
39:00 <TheRon> Blurred lines
39:00 <partay> robin thicke is a shitcock
39:00 <Mew> #THICKE
39:00 <TheRon> That clip is genius
40:00 <TheRon> It has tit
40:00 <Dickens_Cider> LD 
41:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iL1gwImK6wI
41:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Player One - Space Invaders (1980) (Feb 15, 2009) 2:46 - Category: Music - 4,109 views - 14 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
42:00 <Bastardly_One> someone told me Mike Brady was half of this band ... but dunno ... or care
42:00 <TheRon> Robin thicke looks a lot like his dad
43:00 <Bastardly_One> I accidently went past the tv last sat as the housemate was watching his i-tunes concert
43:00 <Bastardly_One> what a fucking twat that guy is
43:00 <Bastardly_One> and can't sing
43:00 <Mew> http://i.huffpost.com/gen/1073320/thumbs/o-BRADY-BUNCH-CAST-570.jpg?1
44:00 <TheRon> The watchmen  - stereo
44:00 <Bastardly_One> Greg
44:00 <Bastardly_One> always had the funkiest shirts and jumpers
44:00 <Bastardly_One> notice that in the repeats?
45:00 <Bastardly_One> he was the style king
45:00 <Mew> http://i.huffpost.com/gen/1073360/thumbs/o-BRADY-BUNCH-CAST-570.jpg?1
45:00 <Bastardly_One> Oh wow
45:00 <Bastardly_One> TheRon
45:00 <Mew> christ look at alice
46:00 <Bastardly_One> I forgot about this song
46:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f98DOYcfIJ4
46:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Fox - S-S-S-Single Bed (1976) (Apr 20, 2009) 3:41 - Category: Music - 113,827 views - 396 likes (99%), 4 dislikes (1%)
46:00 <Mew> shes 86
46:00 <Bastardly_One> shit
46:00 <Bastardly_One> you can tell it's her though
46:00 <Bastardly_One> but you'd probably have to know
47:00 <partay> who the fuck is alice
48:00 <Bastardly_One> possibly
48:00 <Bastardly_One> the most epic rock song in australian history
48:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=In1VeSjsBT8
48:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Stevie Wright - "Evie" (The Whole Thing) (Jan 9, 2011) 11:12 - Category: Music - 230,908 views - 1,131 likes (98.7%), 15 dislikes (1.3%)
50:00 <Mew> alice from the brady bunch partay
50:00 <Mew> http://www.sfgate.com/blogs/images/sfgate/inalameda/2009/08/31/brady1.gif
50:00 <megamanga> she was an annoyin cunt
51:00 <Shadowgate> megamanga is funny lol
51:00 <Lee> wasssssuuupppp
56:00 <partay> Mew i know 
56:00 <partay> couldnt resist saying that
57:00 <Miss^Lozza> <cherri_pie> your a fucking dopey bitch arent you lol
57:00 <Miss^Lozza> <cherri_pie> you fucking dum aussie bogan slut lol
57:00 <Miss^Lozza> <cherri_pie> il smash you fucking face in you stupiud fucking bitch
57:00 <Bastardly_One> Excessive oi
57:00 <megamanga> i see a lot of text and no tits
58:00 <Bastardly_One> http://24.media.tumblr.com/32f1ca051de0b3cac48630010710cd9b/tumblr_n0oklhQLs41s0tnt7o1_1280.jpg
58:00 <Bastardly_One> Mew
58:00 <Bastardly_One> how
58:00 <megamanga> that cunt looks as amaciated as the machinist
58:00 <Bastardly_One> who
58:00 <Bastardly_One> does that look like in the face?
59:00 <Bastardly_One> damn her
59:00 <Bastardly_One> but who does it remind you of?
59:00 <Bastardly_One> Pandas
59:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
59:00 <Bastardly_One> or a young Excessive if you've seen Excessive
59:00 <megamanga> ive never seen him
00:00 <Excessive> aye?
00:00 <megamanga> most people on here look like clowns including me
00:00 <Serenity> someone bring me a straw
00:00 <Bastardly_One> this is you younger right Excessive?
00:00 <Bastardly_One> http://24.media.tumblr.com/32f1ca051de0b3cac48630010710cd9b/tumblr_n0oklhQLs41s0tnt7o1_1280.jpg
00:00 <Bastardly_One> [11:00pm] [Serenity] someone bring me a straw
00:00 <Bastardly_One> for?
00:00 <Excessive> no, that's not me
01:00 <Serenity> my drink?
01:00 <Bastardly_One> duh it's not
01:00 <Bastardly_One> ffs
01:00 <Serenity> what else do you do with straws
01:00 <Bastardly_One> snorteth stuffeth?
01:00 <gir> how cops does it take to change a light? 
01:00 <Bastardly_One> sucketh up arsses
01:00 <Bastardly_One> ummmmm
01:00 <Bastardly_One> none?
01:00 <Serenity> nah thats what $100 bills for for or something
01:00 <gir> 10..... 1 to change it and 9 to beat to room for being black 
01:00 <Serenity> are for
01:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
02:00 <ZeroDistance> perfect night for soup
02:00 <Bastardly_One> sadly true
02:00 <Bastardly_One> bah
02:00 <Bastardly_One> I used straws
02:00 <Serenity> nah thats what rabid teenage slags on busses are for
02:00 <Excessive> this is me at 19 ........ if u're talkin 20 yrs ago ....... https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10200424300564701&set=pb.1671795406.-2207520000.1393675307.&type=3&theater
02:00 <Bastardly_One> indeed Serenity
02:00 <Serenity> to be serious about it though
03:00 <Serenity> i cant even use nasal sprays
03:00 <Serenity> im so defective
03:00 <Shadowgate> Bastardly one is typing at 11pm lol
03:00 <Bastardly_One> I didn't think it was good to get involved in that discussion last night
03:00 <Bastardly_One> didn't like the reaction to his beating
03:00 <Bastardly_One> to me the reactions in here were ... give a fuck
03:00 <Bastardly_One> just a dumb old coon
03:00 <Serenity> i dont think i saw a convo last night about it
03:00 <Serenity> i had one in here yeseterday but that definitely wasnt the attitude
04:00 <Serenity> turns out the old bloke isnt indigienous anyway
04:00 <Bastardly_One> was last night Saemone was asking about what you'd do on that bus wasn't it?
04:00 <Bastardly_One> *Saemon too
04:00 <Serenity> i honestly cant remember
04:00 <gir> sif you're defective 
04:00 <Serenity> i was fried like a chip last night
04:00 <Bastardly_One> me either ... yesterday was a good blur
04:00 <Bastardly_One> oh, really?
04:00 <gir> hahaha 
04:00 <Serenity> lol gir i cant snort anything i have some irrational fear of it
04:00 <gir> stoned like a muslim slut 
04:00 <Serenity> yes yes i was
04:00 <Bastardly_One> I know I was but you seemed really sober and normal
04:00 <Serenity> LOL yup
05:00 <Serenity> cause i dont turn into captain spastic in here unless im ridiculously drunk
05:00 <Bastardly_One> oh
05:00 <Bastardly_One> finally get a smoke did you?
05:00 <Serenity> indeed
05:00 <Bastardly_One> good stuff
05:00 <gir> :D 
05:00 <gir> I get the goods
06:00 <megamanga> theres ducks chilling out in the carpark
06:00 <megamanga> not sure why
06:00 <Excessive> I'm stoned for like a whole week in a row, then one week off and then on again aso
06:00 <Serenity> id fuck you till you stopped breathingf or that gir
06:00 <gir> jebus 
06:00 <Bastardly_One> oh
06:00 <Bastardly_One> one of those on pot
06:00 <Bastardly_One> I miss girls like you on pot
06:00 <Bastardly_One> damn it!
07:00 <gir> got all warm in here for second
07:00 <Serenity> tee he ehe
07:00 <Bastardly_One> dry humping the air horny?
07:00 <Bastardly_One> or just ... stock standard?
07:00 <Serenity> what lol
07:00 <Serenity> just talking about the fact he hooked me up
07:00 <Bastardly_One> I know
07:00 <gir> http://i.imgur.com/Y0VBp80.jpg
07:00 <Bastardly_One> and you said you'd fuck him to kingdom come on it
08:00 <gir> for getting her it* 
08:00 <Bastardly_One> I assumed you're the kind who gets horney stoned
08:00 <megamanga> your testicle needs a shave
08:00 <Bastardly_One> oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh
08:00 <Serenity> not on it lol
08:00 <Serenity> for it
08:00 <Serenity> lol
08:00 <Bastardly_One> I see said the blind man
08:00 <Serenity> i dont really need help with my libido
08:00 <Excessive> lol
08:00 <Bastardly_One> apparently Rocky has some wicked shit
08:00 <doctor> at last i finally see
08:00 <Bastardly_One> have had someone on My FB down Rockie going on about it all day
08:00 <Serenity> is your name adrian Excessive
09:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah it is
09:00 <Bastardly_One> his name
09:00 <Excessive> Serenity, yes
09:00 <megamanga> yo adriannn
09:00 <megamanga> lolll
09:00 <gir> ADRIIIANNNNNNNNNNNNNN 
09:00 <Bastardly_One> how could rockingham have wicked anything though?
09:00 <gir> pfftt
09:00 <Bastardly_One> that's what I've been told though
09:00 <megamanga> ^5
09:00 <gir> I dont need to leave the house
09:00 <Bastardly_One> well pfffffffffffffffft to those who grow
09:00 <doctor> rockingham could do better
10:00 <doctor> but i haven't seen any improvements at all, ever
10:00 <megamanga> why is any movie starring wesley snipes utter shit
10:00 <gir> and yeah, not dropping suburbs where it gets delivered from 
10:00 <Bastardly_One> why would ya?
10:00 <gir> I don't need to.. 
10:00 <Bastardly_One> your nick isn't The_Baron :P
11:00 <Bastardly_One> he's be asking Serenity 1000 questions about it by now
11:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
11:00 <Serenity> huh
11:00 <gir> pfft
11:00 <Bastardly_One> The_Baron ... gets rather excited about pot
11:00 <Bastardly_One> don't you agree?
12:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm forever telling him to fuck up in pm *lol* ... makes him worse
12:00 <Mewz> hes a passionate man
12:00 <Serenity> whats wrong with rockingham?
12:00 <Serenity> im confused
12:00 <Bastardly_One> oh
12:00 <Bastardly_One> unless it's improved
12:00 <megamanga> id titfuck her in the ass
12:00 <Bastardly_One> I've always known Rocky to be a hole
12:00 <gir> Haven't really paid much attention since he has his tongue so deep in your arse you can french kiss him
12:00 <Bastardly_One> bogans by the sea
12:00 <Bastardly_One> but dunno
13:00 <megamanga> isnt that geelong
13:00 <Bastardly_One> and Rockingham apparently
13:00 <Serenity> have you been here Bastardly_One? lol
13:00 <Bastardly_One> no
13:00 <Serenity> and its rocko. no one ever anywhere has called it rocky
13:00 <Bastardly_One> I said seems it
13:00 <Bastardly_One> not that I know
13:00 <ZeroDistance> LMAO
13:00 <Bastardly_One> rocko maaaaaaaaaaaaaaate!
13:00 <ZeroDistance> ahahahaha
13:00 <Bastardly_One> says it all
13:00 <Bastardly_One> so it is then?
13:00 <gir> nah 
13:00 <Bastardly_One> bogans by the sea?
14:00 <gir> Bunbury
14:00 <Serenity> no more than anywhere else tbh
14:00 <Serenity> lol fuck off gir
14:00 <gir> but atleast a top big titted chick got out of there 
14:00 <Bastardly_One> never been to Perth at all
14:00 <Serenity> hahaha
14:00 <megamanga> whats the tit to cock ratio like?
14:00 <Serenity> yeahhh im not there anymore so i guess i have to agree tbh
14:00 <Bastardly_One> oh hang on
14:00 <Serenity> mad slut everywhere in rocko dave
14:00 <xm> Bogans by Candle Light
14:00 <xm> sounds beautiful
14:00 <megamanga> bam im there
14:00 <Bastardly_One> there was a chick from Brunbury on here last year
15:00 <Bastardly_One> happy_dance her nick was
15:00 <Serenity> theres lots of people from bunbury on here
15:00 <megamanga> i wish i wasnt here, and never found it
16:00 <Serenity> oh please
16:00 <Serenity> as if
16:00 <gir> I have been in bunbury 
16:00 <Bastardly_One> how far away is Bussleton?
16:00 <Bastardly_One> near there innit?
16:00 <gir> rooted on a futon that Serenity slept on 
16:00 <gir> 3 hrs 
16:00 <Bastardly_One> BillyGoat keeps nagging me to visit
16:00 <Bastardly_One> I'd hate it right?
16:00 <gir> nah 
16:00 <gir> fuckng stay there ya cunt 
17:00 <Serenity> how far is bussleton from what
17:00 <gir> busso 3 hrs from Perth 
17:00 <gir> 1 hr from bunno 
17:00 <Serenity> yeah
17:00 <megamanga> fuck 7 hours still ...
17:00 <Serenity> pff 1 hour if you drive like a nanna
17:00 <Serenity> 45 mins
17:00 <gir> <3 busso 
18:00 <gir> hahaha each time I have gone down to busso was to do the Busso Beach Fest - Battle of The Bands
18:00 <Bastardly_One> only state I've never been to
18:00 <Serenity> its nice to visit
18:00 <Bastardly_One> WA
18:00 <Serenity> but i couldnt stay there
18:00 <gir> and that was in a bedford towing a stage 
18:00 <Serenity> id rather keep going to yallingup
18:00 <Bastardly_One> what sort of country are we talking though?
18:00 <gir> so 1hr is right between bunno and bussle 
18:00 <CannibalClown> yallingups nice
19:00 <gir> found out my two mates, buying 100acre block down margs... 
19:00 <Serenity> what do you mean Bastardly_One
19:00 <Serenity> oh sweet as gir
19:00 <gir> yeah 
19:00 <Serenity> they need to have a big party lol
19:00 <gir> hhahaha 
19:00 <gir> he is putting a skid pad down
19:00 <Serenity> hahaha id so do that
19:00 <gir> yeah
19:00 <CannibalClown> i just thought that
19:00 <gir> so proud of them aye. 
19:00 <CannibalClown> needs a thrash patch
20:00 <gir> been together 5 yrs now.. 
20:00 <Bastardly_One> you've described it
20:00 <gir> and ive known k for about 13 yrs... and he is finally getting his dream house really... 
20:00 <Bastardly_One> no wonder BillyGoat is so proud of his boganness
20:00 <megamanga> fuck mowing 100acres
20:00 <gir> I am proud of my boganess
20:00 <gir> it's all bush megamanga
21:00 <Serenity> he just described margaret river and probably out of town margs not in town
21:00 <Serenity> not bussleton
21:00 <megamanga> sweet, time to jump some old falcons
21:00 <Bastardly_One> still sounds too small for me
21:00 <Bastardly_One> this city is too small and it's huge
21:00 <megamanga> always a critic
21:00 <Serenity> indeed
21:00 <gir> yeah no shit 
21:00 <Bastardly_One> can't hurt for a break during end of semester if he's still into the idea
21:00 <gir> everything is too small for your fucking ego Bastardly_One
22:00 <CannibalClown> LOL
22:00 <Bastardly_One> pfffffffffffffffft
22:00 <Bastardly_One> true
22:00 <megamanga> i wanted 4 acres but it wasnt viable
22:00 <Bastardly_One> but no
22:00 <Bastardly_One> I don't do tiny places well
22:00 <gir> fuck... that was a big fucking cone.
22:00 <Serenity> bit of land would be good
22:00 <Serenity> just outside the city
22:00 <gir> yeah 
22:00 <megamanga> i got just under an acre so im happy
23:00 <gir> I wanna get a place out the back of lesmurdie
23:00 <gir> or even down serpentine area.. 
23:00 <gir> Harvey even 
23:00 <Bastardly_One> christ
23:00 <Bastardly_One> gir
23:00 <Serenity> yeahh lesmurdie isnt far from here
23:00 <Bastardly_One> thank you
23:00 <Bastardly_One> why?
23:00 <Serenity> even tho we're like right in the city
23:00 <Bastardly_One> soon as you said cone I had to have one
23:00 <Bastardly_One> and I'm getting headrushes like when I was 16
23:00 <Bastardly_One> wtf? good value
23:00 <gir> good for you, cock knuckle
24:00 <megamanga> i like him ^
25:00 <Serenity> do you use spin
25:00 <Bastardly_One> Me?
25:00 <gir> nah 
25:00 <gir> housemate does 
25:00 <Bastardly_One> oh hm
25:00 <CannibalClown> eww
25:00 <Serenity> no
25:00 <Serenity> you Bastardly_One
25:00 <gir> awww
25:00 <Serenity> gir is west aussie of course he doesnt
25:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I'm Victoria
25:00 <Bastardly_One> n
25:00 <gir> mexicunt
25:00 <megamanga> stop liking what i like
25:00 <CannibalClown> just jam that bud in the piece and smoke the cunt
25:00 <gir> no megamanga
26:00 <Bastardly_One> I think we and NSW are the only two states that really do
26:00 <Bastardly_One> maybe
26:00 <Serenity> i couldnt think of anything more gross
26:00 <megamanga> thats fine... ill just grunt and give high pitched squeels like an aspy cunt
26:00 <gir> I am still amazed at the size of the spliff that we had passed around at the start of my show last night 
26:00 <Bastardly_One> I hardly notice ... not like most people where it's spin city
26:00 <Bastardly_One> just a bit
27:00 <megamanga> ther is a severe lack of drunk cunts for a saturday night
27:00 <gir> we were fucking @.@
27:00 <Bastardly_One> like those twits that have baccie bongs
27:00 <CannibalClown> im starting
27:00 <Bastardly_One> how the fuck do they do that?
27:00 <gir> @.@
27:00 <CannibalClown> the kids are about to go to bed
27:00 <CannibalClown> then itll be full noise
28:00 <gir> woohoooo
28:00 <gir> housemate has departed to get munchies 
28:00 <gir> :D
28:00 <Bastardly_One> oh gir
28:00 <Bastardly_One> by the way
28:00 <gir> nope
28:00 <megamanga> 85% cocoa choccy get in mah belly
28:00 <Bastardly_One> remember I told you something about my housemate and you suggested some support?
28:00 <gir> yeah
28:00 <Bastardly_One> the cunt finally did ... so ... backing him 2000 %
29:00 <megamanga> are you holding the foil while he lights up the meth?
29:00 <megamanga> in it togetherrrrrr
29:00 <CannibalClown> hahahahahahah
29:00 <Bastardly_One> he started a program on Thurs
29:00 <gir> by the candle light 
29:00 <Bastardly_One> looks like hell actually
29:00 <Bastardly_One> but ... we'll see
29:00 <gir> with meatloaf - i will do anything for meth (but I won't do that) 
29:00 <gir> playing in the background 
29:00 <CannibalClown> LOL
29:00 <Bastardly_One> just heard the cunt cry out in pain
29:00 <Bastardly_One> *shrugs*
30:00 <megamanga> i cry out in pain when i have a stubborn turd
30:00 <megamanga> like pushing out a watermelon sideways
30:00 <Bastardly_One> so you cry responding to me a bit then eh?
30:00 <Bastardly_One> oh ... read that wrong :P
30:00 <Bastardly_One> (huhuhuhu?)
30:00 <megamanga> ....
31:00 <Bastardly_One> ^
31:00 <CannibalClown> so anyway
31:00 <Bastardly_One> what about those
31:00 <CannibalClown> whats crackin
31:00 <Bastardly_One> tits
31:00 <Bastardly_One> someone needs to link som
31:00 <Bastardly_One> e
31:00 <gir> what if your arsehole mooshed up a watermelon and starts spitting seeds everywhere 
31:00 <CannibalClown> PEW PEW PEW
32:00 <Bastardly_One> ^ lol
32:00 <megamanga> that would be a hell of a night gir
32:00 <gir> it would be 
32:00 <gir> taking out people like JFK
32:00 <CannibalClown> like that story of a guy putting 100 odd marbles in his missus ass
32:00 <CannibalClown> and she shits em out
32:00 <megamanga> the asshole on the grassy knoll
32:00 <gir> haha yesss
32:00 <CannibalClown> PEW PEW PEW
32:00 <Bastardly_One> probably some girl doing it on cam if you pay 200 tokens as we speak
33:00 <megamanga> id pay 200 tokens for a chick to shove the mouse up her ass
33:00 <gir> haha 
33:00 <ZaPbuzZ> poor chicks
33:00 <gir> then it screaming out UNDERLA UNDERLAY YIPPAH YIPPAH 
33:00 <ZaPbuzZ> call rspca lol
33:00 <megamanga> but she has to use the on screen keyboard to type
33:00 <gir> starts* 
33:00 <Bastardly_One> is that chris?
34:00 <Bastardly_One> sounds it
34:00 <gir> and he gets his sombero caught 
34:00 <gir> or it won't come out so she has to send a cat up there 
34:00 <gir> then a dog because the cat couldn't find the mouse 
34:00 <megamanga> she can call in whiley coyote
35:00 <ZaPbuzZ> there was an ol lady who swalled a spider.....
35:00 <CannibalClown> shut up chris
36:00 <megamanga> aww yiss killer pythons
36:00 <Serenity> that is not chris
36:00 <CannibalClown> ah well sounds like it
36:00 <ZaPbuzZ> `seen GOD
36:00 <prowl> ZaPbuzZ, I found 4 matches to your query: Lowlife, Sicko, God, spoolinboost. Lowlife ([email protected]) was last seen quitting #melbourne 4 weeks 14 hours 59 minutes ago (01.02. 07:36) stating "Quit: I didnt even get a bye :" after spending 1 hour 18 minutes there.
36:00 <Bastardly_One> but
36:00 <Bastardly_One> the ip
36:00 <megamanga> `seen basedgod
36:00 <prowl> megamanga, basedgod? hmm... I'm trying to remember... maybe... I'm not sure... no. I don't remember basedgod.
36:00 <Bastardly_One> `seen eon
36:00 <prowl> Bastardly_One, I found 5 matches to your query: Shutup, camera`at`window, PietSAjunkie, BongHead, eon. Shutup ([email protected]) was last seen changing his/her nick to Peace on #melbourne 3 days 7 hours 24 minutes ago (26.02. 15:12), but Peace mysteriously dematerialized.
37:00 <CannibalClown> its not chris' ip
37:00 <Mewz> i wonder what happened to that creepy blind guy
37:00 <Bastardly_One> nup, just optarse
37:00 <Serenity> don is chris
37:00 <Bastardly_One> was double checking but sure sounds it ...
37:00 <Serenity> .
37:00 <Bastardly_One> oh yah DUH
37:00 <Mewz> `seen I_stephen
37:00 <prowl> Mewz, I_stephen ([email protected]) was last seen parting #melbourne 32 weeks 9 hours 22 minutes ago (20.07. 13:14), after spending 1 hour 3 minutes there.
38:00 <Mewz> wow
38:00 <gir> for someone that claims to be a decent op. you know pretty much next to fuck all Bastardly_One
38:00 <Bastardly_One> it's that the blnd guy?
38:00 <CannibalClown> LOL
38:00 <ZaPbuzZ> `seen gillard
38:00 <prowl> ZaPbuzZ, gillard? hmm... I'm trying to remember... maybe... I'm not sure... no. I don't remember gillard.
38:00 <Serenity> ZaPbuzZ give it a fucking rest
38:00 <Bastardly_One> that I_Steven ... if the blind dude
38:00 <Bastardly_One> was pretty weird
38:00 <Mewz> yeah i didnt think id guess his nick straight away
38:00 <Bastardly_One> aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
38:00 <Serenity> its fucking shads
38:00 <Bastardly_One> we know who it is yes?
38:00 <Bastardly_One> ^
39:00 <Bastardly_One> was about to say that with all the seens
39:00 <CannibalClown> so hes got 90% pof the chan ignored
39:00 <CannibalClown> and cant see us abusing him
39:00 <megamanga> i thought it was shads but he wasnt spamming retarded tracks 
39:00 <Serenity> nahh pz does that
39:00 <CannibalClown> lol
39:00 <Serenity> oh you mean the mp3 scrpt
40:00 <megamanga> no no, his soundcloud shit
40:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh, he means chris' shit songs
40:00 <megamanga> when i next visit my mate ill beat my head against the keyboard and make a killer beat
40:00 <Mewz> pz links youtube songs twice so you know how hard he likes the song
40:00 <Bastardly_One> meh
40:00 <Bastardly_One> gir and The_Baron might make you realise
41:00 <Bastardly_One> some people in here can actually make decent EDM
41:00 <gir> holy shit 
41:00 <gir> stood up 
41:00 <gir> room starting spinning 
41:00 <CannibalClown> like a whirlpool that never ends
41:00 <megamanga> most of my mates are alreadysigned so meh
42:00 <gir> yup 
42:00 <megamanga> i cant even play the recorder
42:00 <CannibalClown> gir plays a mean organ
43:00 <Serenity> chop chop chop chop
43:00 <Excessive> aye
43:00 <Bastardly_One> I can't chop
43:00 <CannibalClown> fortwenny yo
43:00 <Bastardly_One> at all
43:00 <Excessive> mite jus do that
43:00 <megamanga> watchin titties flop
43:00 <Mewz> recorders were invented for the purpose of driving parents to insanity
43:00 <Mewz> theyre like the algebra of music
43:00 <megamanga> when we went for the house design meeting some stupid cunt let their kid bring a recorder
44:00 <megamanga> i wanted to flip their car on the way out
44:00 <Bastardly_One> BillyGoat
44:00 <Mewz> what the fuck
44:00 <Bastardly_One> wtf what the fuck?
45:00 <Mewz> <megamanga> when we went for the house design meeting some stupid cunt let their kid bring a recorder
45:00 <BillyGoat> howdy
45:00 <megamanga> then on the subsequent meeting another stupid fuck let their kid scream for an hour
45:00 <megamanga> hows that for fml
45:00 <Mewz> id rather listen to the kid scream about how they want their recorder because theyve taken it away 
45:00 <Mewz> rather than the actual recorder itself
46:00 <ZaPbuzZ> i wanna play the Billygoat organs :D
46:00 <megamanga> id rather hear the kid choke on it
46:00 <megamanga> and not give medical assistance because im a cunt
46:00 <Mewz> are you sure this was a house design meeting and not a birth control seminar?
46:00 <ZaPbuzZ> there again goats baa noises get boring
47:00 <megamanga> and the mrs wonders why i never want kids
47:00 <gir> I have seen a chick play a recorder... 
47:00 <megamanga> little cunts
47:00 <gir> with her cunt 
47:00 <megamanga> yeah ive seen that
47:00 <Serenity> speak of the devil
47:00 <Serenity> hi faux
47:00 <Mewz> sounds like you got a free vasectomy
47:00 <megamanga> ive also seen a chick fucked by a subwoofer mounted dildo
47:00 <faux> hey sez
47:00 <{LeE}> Sean Paul - Tempeture
47:00 <faux> you cunts talking about me again?
47:00 <faux> lol
47:00 <Serenity> no rofl
47:00 <Serenity> [8:47pm] <+gir> I have seen a chick play a recorder...
47:00 <Serenity> [8:47pm] <megamanga> little cunts
47:00 <Serenity> [8:47pm] <+gir> with her cunt
47:00 <Serenity> [8:48pm] <@Serenity> speak of the devil
47:00 <Serenity> [8:48pm] <@Serenity> hi faux
48:00 <megamanga> lolll
48:00 <faux> aalol
48:00 <Bastardly_One> as if
48:00 <faux> alol
48:00 <faux> uh
48:00 <faux> LOL*
48:00 <Bastardly_One> she's shorter than a recorder
48:00 <faux> fuck up grandpa
48:00 <Mewz> LOL
48:00 <Bastardly_One> <3
48:00 <faux> dont you have dentures to polish
48:00 <Bastardly_One> hai!
48:00 <faux> !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
48:00 <faux> hi
48:00 <Bastardly_One> nup
48:00 <Bastardly_One> don't you have a smurf village to return to?
48:00 <Lee> omg hai faux
48:00 <Bastardly_One> we're waiting on you
49:00 <Bastardly_One> and Papa Smurf is getting worried
49:00 <faux> who is this lee imposter
49:00 <gir> https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc1/t1/897_10151417707946327_251595413_n.jpg
49:00 <Serenity> i had a big tenor 'recorder' at schoool
49:00 <Serenity> and a tiny little one called a sopranino
49:00 <Serenity> they can sound goo
49:00 <Serenity> d
49:00 <megamanga> did you play it with your cooch?
49:00 <faux> in ur vag
49:00 <faux> ejehhhehe
49:00 <faux> hehehrhehehhehehee
49:00 <megamanga> huehuehue
49:00 <Serenity> i was 11 so...
49:00 <gir> in her love box 
49:00 <faux> oh
49:00 <gir> woops 
49:00 <faux> eep.
49:00 <Serenity> lol
49:00 <Serenity> awks
49:00 <gir> hai forks 
49:00 <megamanga> 11 was hot when i was 11
49:00 <faux> hai
49:00 <gir> how yah doing
50:00 <faux> im goodies ty, how are you
50:00 <megamanga> dourootonfirstdates
50:00 <gir> yeah prettygood :) 
50:00 <faux> #sonotlykdat
50:00 <faux> tahts good :)
50:00 <gir> yers 
50:00 <Serenity> http://www.susato.com/images/moeck_pix/moeck_flauto_rondo_recorders.jpg
50:00 <Serenity> i had the one with the bend in it and the one next to it on the left side and the littliest baby one
50:00 <faux> the middle one
50:00 <faux> hehe
51:00 <Mewz> the gspot recorder
51:00 <faux> lollllll
51:00 <faux> hi mewz
51:00 <Mewz> hay foofalina
51:00 <Serenity> god i was a dork
51:00 <megamanga> mmmmfufu
51:00 <gir> still.. 
51:00 <Serenity> SHUT UP CUNT
51:00 <Bastardly_One> Mine was the second from the right ... I think
51:00 <ZaPbuzZ> lol
52:00 <faux> prrt
52:00 <gir> it still seems to be fairly jammed in your arse still 
52:00 <Serenity> er yeah i meant one next to the bendy one on the right side
52:00 <faux> trumpet butt
52:00 <Serenity> not left
52:00 <Serenity> ffs
52:00 <faux> im so obsesesedsed with mkr rn its bugging me
52:00 <Bastardly_One> for some reason I knew you meant right
52:00 <xm> it is a good show
52:00 <Mewz> whats the little upsidedown gold ballsack thing
52:00 <xm> for the hilarity factor
52:00 <Serenity> i kept getting angry at the ads
53:00 <xm> but i stopped watching after the instant restaurants
53:00 <Mewz> is that the rabbit tickler thing
53:00 <Bastardly_One> what's the stuff on the side of them?
53:00 <Serenity> of that old dude and his cradle snatched girlfriend
53:00 <Bastardly_One> like the ... not sure of their names
53:00 <gir> LOL 
53:00 <Serenity> LOL MEW
53:00 <gir> I know someones snatch who broke a rabbit 
53:00 <Bastardly_One> but like on clarients and stuff yeah?
53:00 <Serenity> they're what you use to cover the holes
53:00 <Mewz> LMFAO
53:00 <Serenity> because your fingers cant reach
53:00 <Mewz> yes they are!
53:00 <faux> clarients
53:00 <Mewz> oh my god
53:00 <gir> CLARIENTS! 
53:00 <Mewz> stop
53:00 <Bastardly_One> oh, that all?
53:00 <megamanga> this just keeps sounding better n better
53:00 <faux> and yes the old dude i want to stab
54:00 <Mewz> theres no nonsexual way out of this
54:00 <gir> nope 
54:00 <Serenity> hahaha
54:00 <gir> we are knee deep in it 
54:00 <faux> also trophy wife my asshole. ive seen better heads on prawns
54:00 <Serenity> hes gone now yeah faux?
54:00 <faux> idk im not up to date
54:00 <Serenity> oh
54:00 <faux> i catch up on the chan 7 app
54:00 <faux> i hope hes bloody gone
54:00 <faux> hate them
54:00 <faux> are the cunts from WA gone?
54:00 <Bastardly_One> where's Nikky when ya need her?
54:00 <Serenity> i got mad on the ad where hes like
54:00 <faux> chloe and kelly or something
54:00 <Bastardly_One> she'd know
54:00 <Serenity> YOU HAVE TO IRON MY PANTS
54:00 <faux> ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff
54:00 <Serenity> uh.. do it yourself?
54:00 <Serenity> old cunt
54:00 <faux> lol
54:00 <Mewz> i like the twins
54:00 <faux> me too
55:00 <faux> theyre cute
55:00 <Bastardly_One> she's obssessed witth MKR and the Block
55:00 <gir> yeah, she looks like a mixed bag of spanners, clawhammers and bowlingballs 
55:00 <BillyGoat> block ya
55:00 <faux> LOL
55:00 <faux> i also likeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee um
55:00 <faux> that quirky chick
55:00 <faux> and tesne
55:00 <faux> th eone thats always positive
55:00 <faux> i hope she hasnt left
55:00 <faux> wah
55:00 <BillyGoat> hey faux
55:00 <faux> hi
55:00 <Excessive> oi, knock yah fckn block orff moaite!
56:00 <Mewz> i saw my wog friend when we were in adelaide last and she said she saw this girl who was a bitch to her in high school at a pub in town and the bitch was trying to be all nice to her sucking up her ass
56:00 <BillyGoat> knock ya noggin off
56:00 <faux> did she glass her
56:00 <faux> i hate fake c unts
56:00 <faux> also wheres megamanga
56:00 <Mewz> when she opened her handbag she dropped a can of impulse out and my friend goes "oh my god, they still make impulse?"
56:00 <Mewz> even though she had impulse in hers aswell
56:00 <Mewz> #SOBITCH
57:00 <megamanga> me?
57:00 <faux> idgi
57:00 <megamanga> im not fake
57:00 <faux> whats wrong with impulse
57:00 <faux> lol youre not
57:00 <Mewz> nothing LOL
57:00 <faux> i just needed to ask something
57:00 <xm> lol
57:00 <megamanga> oh
57:00 <Mewz> she was just saying it because she wanted to be a catty bitch to her after all those years
57:00 <faux> omg maybe xm can help
57:00 <faux> can one of you find an ebook for me pls
57:00 <faux> :D
57:00 <xm> for a price
57:00 <xm> sure
57:00 <megamanga> ^
57:00 <xm> what ?
57:00 <megamanga> whats the isbn
57:00 <faux> ill pm u
57:00 <megamanga> google the isbn + download
57:00 <megamanga> job done
57:00 <Bastardly_One> ^
58:00 <Bastardly_One> on the whole
58:00 <Bastardly_One> most cases, etc
58:00 <faux> i dont have the isbn
58:00 <megamanga> im on 3g, you do it
58:00 <ZaPbuzZ> jew
58:00 <Bastardly_One> I would
58:00 <Bastardly_One> but she doesn't have the ISBN clearly
58:00 <gir> impulse is like the girls version of lynx
59:00 <ZaPbuzZ> *jewbs
59:00 <ZaPbuzZ> yum
59:00 <ZaPbuzZ> diabete fooooooooood
59:00 <Bastardly_One> apparently it's wrong to say "meh, I'll go home and torrent this booklist"
59:00 <Bastardly_One> to one of your teachers though
59:00 <megamanga> you bad ass
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