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00:00 <Bastardly_One> f
00:00 <Digerati> telnetted from playnet to austnet through teleconference
00:00 <Digerati> kim gration owned playnet
00:00 <TokenDaRing> when was this?
00:00 <Digerati> fuck
00:00 <Digerati> 1996 ?
00:00 <Digerati> bout there
01:00 <Digerati> =yeh
01:00 <Digerati> 96
01:00 <Digerati> came on here as Warp
01:00 <Digerati> stoner
01:00 <Skirmish> British^Meat: He negotiated his release. He is allowed to return once again to pollute our screens with his nonsense after he drinks 1L of hand sanitiser. 
01:00 <Digerati> HAHAHA
02:00 <Digerati> skirmish wtf
02:00 <TokenDaRing> Digerati you were a stoner? I could never have guessed
02:00 <TokenDaRing> It was not obvious to me at all that you have partaken in drug use
02:00 <Digerati> dude, i love pc's i never made money from pc or net
02:00 <Digerati> i am a good boy
02:00 <Digerati> :)
02:00 <Skirmish> 00:02 TokenDaRing: It was not obvious to me at all that you have partaken in drug abuse. 
02:00 <Skirmish> I fixed it for you.
03:00 <Digerati> i am a lawful person :)
03:00 <Digerati> and still a hippy
03:00 <Digerati> love trance
03:00 <Digerati> psytrance
03:00 <Digerati> goa
03:00 <Digerati> and mozart :)
03:00 <British^Meat> D R UG S 
03:00 <British^Meat> I have not partaken for 3 weeks now
03:00 <Digerati> fuck drugs
04:00 <Skirmish> Digerati: What has it been like raising panda and how is it you still let him live with you now? 
04:00 <Digerati> i did it all when i was in UNI
04:00 <Digerati> i went to VUT
04:00 <Digerati> we come from a poor family
04:00 <Digerati> footscray uni
04:00 <Digerati> in my 20's we took weed, acid and speed
04:00 <Digerati> from 18 to 21
04:00 <British^Meat> being a panda is contagious
04:00 <British^Meat> excuse my terrible spelling
04:00 <Digerati> 22
05:00 <Digerati> did it all
05:00 <TokenDaRing> yeah, it shows Digerati
05:00 <TokenDaRing> We kinda knew
05:00 <Skirmish> British^Meat: I just figured that Digerati is paNdiS' father. It fits in so many ways.
05:00 <Digerati> well i got my bachelor of science, of which means shit, i can wipe my arse with it now
05:00 <Digerati> i am disabled
05:00 <Digerati> that was 27 years ago
06:00 <TokenDaRing> The first person on Austnet I spoke to is a guy called LO, after 5 minutes of talking to him it was painfully obvious he was a junkie and beyond all human reason
06:00 <simba> lol
06:00 <Digerati> computer science degrees mean fuck all to knowledge of pc's and social engineering
06:00 <simba> yeah thats chris
06:00 <TokenDaRing> Sadly, it's really set the norm going forward on here
06:00 <TokenDaRing> What is it about Austnet that attracts junkies and the drug fucked?
06:00 <Digerati> i dont give a fuck about pc's anymore, and what people can do more than others
06:00 <Digerati> i dont have anything to prove
07:00 <British^Meat> if Digerati is his father, B1 must be his uncle
07:00 <Digerati> i aint any better than anyone else
07:00 <simba> they can escape on irc and be who they wish they were... until theyre busted at least
07:00 <Digerati> so fuck
07:00 <TokenDaRing> British^Meat: One happy IRC family
07:00 <British^Meat> W H A T, is there a Chris here?
07:00 <TokenDaRing> British^Meat, yeah, some guy called LO
07:00 <British^Meat> oh
07:00 <Digerati> simba true
07:00 <British^Meat> yer that dude
07:00 <Digerati> but i am not elite
07:00 <British^Meat> total wacko that one
07:00 <Digerati> that's the whole point
07:00 <TokenDaRing> He makes horrible trance music and keeps complaining about how fucked his life is
07:00 <Digerati> that is where people fail
07:00 <TokenDaRing> I ignored him after 5 minutes
07:00 <British^Meat> lol
07:00 <Digerati> they become naive simba
07:00 <British^Meat> yup that sounds like him
07:00 <Digerati> they think they know it all
08:00 <Digerati> but they forgot one thing simba
08:00 <simba> shh
08:00 <Digerati> they dont "OWN" the OS they use
08:00 <British^Meat> lol
08:00 <Digerati> enough said
08:00 <Digerati> elite lamer noobs that call themselves hackers
08:00 <Digerati> know shit
08:00 <simba> no idea what ur talking about
08:00 <simba> people dont even do that anymore
09:00 <Digerati> exactly
09:00 <simba> ????????
09:00 <simba> lol
09:00 <Digerati> i agree with you
09:00 <Digerati> is that a bad thing ?
09:00 <simba> Digerati, in the words of kurt cobain
09:00 <Skirmish> What was it back in the day? Sub 7? 
09:00 <simba> rape me, my friend
09:00 <Digerati> agreeing
09:00 <Maurice> Do it and do it again
09:00 <British^Meat> got that album in me car atm
09:00 <British^Meat> must admit, its not a fave album
09:00 <Digerati> skirmish
09:00 <Digerati> ewwww
09:00 <Digerati> orifice
10:00 <Digerati> anus orifice ?
10:00 <British^Meat> its like he/they were being weird just for the sake of being weird
10:00 <simba> the orifice (uk)
10:00 <Digerati> weird allright
10:00 <TokenDaRing> British^Meat he's like a more legible LO
10:00 <British^Meat> Lo was innocent
10:00 <Serenity> geez ricki lee is on dancing with the stars
11:00 <British^Meat> not as dumb as he made himself out to be
11:00 <Serenity> where does she find the time with those facebook groups she runs with pieter
11:00 <British^Meat> but still totally fucked in the head
11:00 <Digerati> dude, the ahtcc is owned by asio and feds and gvt and fcc, they dont give a fuck what goes on in irc
11:00 <Serenity> you're kidding right.. have you ever seen his videos?
11:00 <Digerati> paranoiaaaaa
11:00 <Skirmish> LMAO Serenity
11:00 <Serenity> lo is dumb as dirt
11:00 <TokenDaRing> Serenity what videos?
11:00 <TokenDaRing> I've seen one of him lighting a bong
12:00 <TokenDaRing> his voice is...weird
12:00 <British^Meat> i loved the one where he was dancing, and he hit the pipe and started giggling :)
12:00 <ShadowLurker> LOOOL @ ricki lee
12:00 <Maurice> http://imgur.com/coUZVMV
12:00 <Digerati> ol skool shit like this is collecting dust, irc
12:00 <Digerati> we are the elite
12:00 <Digerati> the pioneers
12:00 <British^Meat> Mmmmmm we are akin Maurice
12:00 <Digerati> all of you
12:00 <Skirmish> Digerati: I have to disagree. Princesswarrior told me herself that because of what I say to her, NSW police were monitoring this server. 
12:00 <TheRiddler> lets all do a masturbation marathon
12:00 <Maurice> I was parked outside the school while that played
12:00 <TheRiddler> :p
12:00 <British^Meat> hah
12:00 <Maurice> Not appropriate
12:00 <Digerati> we were there in the 90's seeing the net grow
12:00 <Serenity> TokenDaRing he had another one where he stood there kicking a doorframe for about 2 minutes
13:00 <Digerati> so wtf
13:00 <Digerati> windows 95 and fucking rolling stones
13:00 <Digerati> bought the track
13:00 <Digerati> "start me up"
13:00 <Digerati> I NEVER FUCKING STOP
13:00 <Digerati> fucking bill gates
13:00 <British^Meat> im scared
13:00 <Digerati> bill in greek means Kingdom or King
13:00 <British^Meat> what is Digerati doing?
14:00 <Digerati> kingdom of fucking what
14:00 <Bastardly_One> Maurice, that pic ... "your sister was raped"
14:00 <TokenDaRing> Serenity: do you have links to these videos of LO?
14:00 <ShadowLurker> no idea
14:00 <Bastardly_One> poor Stewie
14:00 <Skirmish> Channelling Panda.
14:00 <Maurice> Haha
14:00 <ShadowLurker> ranting by the looks
14:00 <Digerati> windows can be broken easily with rolling stones
14:00 <ShadowLurker> olook its Bastardly_One
14:00 <British^Meat> lol, channel your inner Joshpanda
14:00 <Digerati> dickheads
14:00 <Digerati> seriously
14:00 <ShadowLurker> lol Skirmish
14:00 <Serenity> TokenDaRing he deleted them as far as i know
14:00 <Digerati> Windows can be broken easily with Rolling Stones.
14:00 <British^Meat> i could do it but id need a few cones and a few days of no sleep
14:00 <British^Meat> its a process
15:00 <Digerati> that was my line
15:00 <Digerati> use
15:00 <Digerati> it
15:00 <Digerati> i just made that up
15:00 <TokenDaRing> Serenity: http://tinypic.com/player.php?v=mrwhvq&s=8#.VCq64BaumUO this one was linked in a room I was in a few days ago
15:00 <Skirmish> All you need to do is drink hand sanitiser to be like Panda.
15:00 <Digerati> i must be angel
15:00 <British^Meat> cats?
15:00 <Serenity> i cant watch any vids -.- my internet is fucked
15:00 <British^Meat> was it cats?
15:00 <Digerati> from hell
15:00 <Serenity> im maxing out at 64k atm
15:00 <Digerati> heh
15:00 <TokenDaRing> what kind of internet are you on?
15:00 <Bastardly_One> PieterPanda
15:00 <Digerati> serenity :)
15:00 <TokenDaRing> tin can and string?
16:00 <Serenity> of course it was
16:00 <British^Meat> ugh
16:00 <British^Meat> makes me sick watching that
16:00 <TokenDaRing> British^Meat I think it was politicaldebate
16:00 <Digerati> so how is pieter ?
16:00 <TokenDaRing> which is a horrible chatroom too
16:00 <British^Meat> indeed
16:00 <British^Meat> i know of all of the trouble chans
16:00 <Bastardly_One> you're capped?
16:00 <TokenDaRing> I'm learning
16:00 <Digerati> anyone caught up with Netz ? how is the guy ???
17:00 <Bastardly_One> go stalk his FB and twitter and find out
17:00 <Digerati> lmfao
17:00 <Bastardly_One> last time I looked at his FB I was disturbed
17:00 <Digerati> gay shit ? :)
17:00 <Digerati> awesome dude, drink some of this scotch and bend over !
18:00 <ShadowLurker> PiterPandardly_One
18:00 <Digerati> bro rape
18:00 <ShadowLurker> PieterPandardly_One
18:00 <Bastardly_One> just netz  shit
18:00 <Serenity> why are you smiling at me Digerati
18:00 <Serenity> [10:16pm] <TokenDaRing> what kind of internet are you on?
18:00 <Serenity> im on normal internet with a broken phone line
18:00 <Digerati> dialup
18:00 <Digerati> us robotics
18:00 <Digerati> i telnet here with telix
19:00 <Serenity> theyre coming out to fix my net tomorrow
19:00 <Digerati> and a long dong
19:00 <Skirmish> You watching this B1?  This is exactly what you are like when you get going sometimes. This is why you cop it from us when you do.
20:00 <Bastardly_One> I never watch Digerati going full rant
21:00 <TokenDaRing> Is it because it reminds you of yourself?
21:00 <Bastardly_One> and there is no way Serenity would believe it's been quiet all week after today and tonight
21:00 <Serenity> dude ive been gone 2 weeks
21:00 <Serenity> and i know exactly whats been happening
21:00 <Bastardly_One> no, I like to believe I can stand corrected and/or might learn something 
22:00 <Bastardly_One> this cunt is just a spastic old greek
22:00 <Bastardly_One> greeks and the sauce don't mix
22:00 <Skirmish> lol @ B1 calling someone else old.  Not often you get that opportunity! 
22:00 <Bastardly_One> heh
22:00 <Bastardly_One> isn't that the truth
23:00 <Digerati> lebos dont know how to cook chickens
23:00 <Bastardly_One> greeks don't know when to shut up
23:00 <Bastardly_One> clearly
23:00 <Digerati> pakis too
24:00 <milk> boil the shit out of 3 day old dead chicken?
24:00 <Bastardly_One> no wonder you were so shit in WWII ... never fucking shut up long enough to stop the germans on Crete
24:00 <Digerati> dude, i am pwned, i am just a friend of everuone
24:00 <Digerati> everyone
24:00 <Digerati> everyone here
24:00 <Digerati> i am not against anyone here
24:00 <doctor> them fighting words 
25:00 <Digerati> bastard, british in 1941 on crete
25:00 <Skirmish> I think you would be better appreciated if you became a regular in #cats
25:00 <Digerati> shows how much you know
25:00 <Digerati> my dad served in ww2 and worked for ADF here in Australia
25:00 <Digerati> i know military
25:00 <Digerati> i am a military brat
25:00 <Digerati> although i never been in army
26:00 <British^Meat> u type heaps...
26:00 <Digerati> fuck army, fuck wars
26:00 <Digerati> simple
26:00 <Digerati> pEACEx
26:00 <Digerati> ffs
26:00 <Bonny> https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=10152553711088491&set=vb.663198490&type=2&theater
27:00 <doctor> peace is good if you like boredom
27:00 <Digerati> hey doc
27:00 <Digerati> fkn doc got me on only 1 drug
27:00 <Digerati> relieve my boredom
27:00 <Digerati> shoot me
28:00 <Digerati> please
28:00 <Digerati> i do expiate and beseech thee
28:00 <Bastardly_One> Bonny how do you say stfu you drunk retard in Greek? Can you say it to Digerati please?
28:00 <Digerati> fkr
28:00 <doctor> marriedguanas?
28:00 <Bonny> nup
28:00 <Digerati> bonny mi tous dosis tharos
28:00 <simba> just say SKASE MALAKA!!!!!!!!!!
29:00 <Digerati> bonny is intelligent
29:00 <Digerati> stfu
29:00 <simba> im not talking about Bonny old mate
29:00 <Digerati> ok
29:00 <TheRiddler> most times in 1 day
29:00 <Digerati> soz
29:00 <TheRiddler> err
30:00 <British^Meat> umm
30:00 <TheRiddler> what is the most times you masturbated in 1 day everyone
30:00 <Digerati> i am kinda high on oxycodyne atm, had a operation on back 4 months ago
30:00 <simba> 9
30:00 <Digerati> had a rod inserted
30:00 <Digerati> broke my back
30:00 <British^Meat> 48
30:00 <British^Meat> twice an hour
30:00 <British^Meat> on the hour
30:00 <simba> 666
30:00 <Digerati> 888
31:00 <Digerati> you dont even know your own OS, and who owns it
31:00 <Digerati> what a noob
31:00 <Digerati> sorry
31:00 <Digerati> forgive me
31:00 <Digerati> but truth be told
31:00 <Digerati> i dont own it
31:00 <simba> lol
31:00 <simba> wtf
31:00 <Serenity> 333
31:00 <TokenDaRing> Digerati you should stop drinking metho
31:00 <British^Meat> listen COCK
31:00 <Digerati> reality
31:00 <British^Meat> dont abuse my knowledge of my OS
31:00 <British^Meat> i know my OS ok MATE?
32:00 <Digerati> british, but you are not the creator of your OS
32:00 <Digerati> simple
32:00 <Digerati> fuckstick
32:00 <British^Meat> and
32:00 <TokenDaRing> Digerati did you create your OS?
32:00 <simba> i created the OS i use
32:00 <Digerati> no token
32:00 <British^Meat> whats the fucking fuck
32:00 <TheRiddler> http://i.imgur.com/MftWe.jpg
32:00 <TheRiddler> lol wtf
32:00 <British^Meat> damn, dude just went  full beagle
32:00 <British^Meat> id say kick/ban him, but that doesnt seem to mean anything anymore
32:00 <simba> he is prone 2 that
32:00 <Digerati> beagle i fucked on paltalk
32:00 <Digerati> relax
33:00 <Digerati> i am a admin on paltalk
33:00 <TokenDaRing> congrats
33:00 <Digerati> red
33:00 <British^Meat> im done with you Digerati
33:00 <British^Meat> never again
33:00 <Digerati> british, no dis respect intended
33:00 <Digerati> british, you are not stupid
33:00 <Digerati> british, you are intelligent
33:00 <Digerati> so go fuck yourself
33:00 <Digerati> ok ? :)
33:00 <Digerati> simple
33:00 <simba> british, you are a smart, sexy, down to earth guy
34:00 <British^Meat> i like simba
34:00 <Digerati> british, create your own OS from start, than give me a call
34:00 <TokenDaRing> Digerati what OS did you make from start?
34:00 <Digerati> i never did
34:00 <Digerati> i never said i did
35:00 <Digerati> i am stating the reality of those that think they are the elite
35:00 <simba> why r u crapping on about people making their own operating system?
35:00 <simba> thats the million dollar question
35:00 <TheRiddler> .
35:00 <Digerati> simba, the answer is those that think they are first
35:00 <Digerati> will become last
35:00 <TokenDaRing> simba I think the question more is, why is Digerati crapping on full stop?
35:00 <TheRiddler> ..
35:00 <simba> the answer is tuna
35:00 <simba> ......
35:00 <TokenDaRing> I think Digerati is trying too hard to prove himself
35:00 <TheRiddler> stahp Digerati
35:00 <Digerati> token, i will ask a Question
35:00 <Digerati> ok
35:00 <TheRiddler> we cant convo if you dont make sense
35:00 <TokenDaRing> ok sure
36:00 <Digerati> wait for it
36:00 <TokenDaRing> but
36:00 <TokenDaRing> only if you answer it first
36:00 <British^Meat> now he just being silly
36:00 <British^Meat> this dumb
36:00 <Bastardly_One> hey hang on 
36:00 <British^Meat> i go 
36:00 <Bastardly_One> hang on a min 
36:00 <Bastardly_One> does anyone remember Rattlesnake?
36:00 <Bastardly_One> a really old op?
37:00 <Bastardly_One> same age, same nationality
37:00 <Bastardly_One> and same favourite drink
37:00 <Digerati> Q: Did you Create the following Operating systemms 1: Windows Or DOS, 2: Linux, 3: MAC OS, 4: Solaris, 5: Android etc etc etc
37:00 <TheRiddler> the difference
37:00 <Bastardly_One> and I have never seen the nick Digerati or Atari in the "old days"
37:00 <Digerati> the question is NO
38:00 <Bastardly_One> TheRiddler the difference is none 
38:00 <TheRiddler> their super
38:00 <Digerati> and you are pwned by those that are the creators of wqhat you use
38:00 <simba> i created mac os
38:00 <TokenDaRing> Digerati I created Solaris
38:00 <Digerati> ok
38:00 <Digerati> so breathe
38:00 <TheRiddler> they got different super annuations
38:00 <Digerati> relax
38:00 <Digerati> and move on
38:00 <Digerati> try coming back to ground level with the reality
38:00 <simba> Digerati youre just mad at yourself for wasting your whole life learning about IT shit 
38:00 <Digerati> and not because of me
39:00 <Digerati> simba, yes
39:00 <Digerati> and see where it has got me
39:00 <Digerati> i aint made one cent from it
39:00 <Digerati> waste of fucking time
39:00 <simba> was it always ur dream to make a mainstream OS?
39:00 <Digerati> yes :(
39:00 <simba> :)
39:00 <Digerati> i did code in c
39:00 <simba> never give up
39:00 <simba> trust ur instincts
39:00 <Digerati> c is a good lang
40:00 <TheRiddler> we're sorry linux got there first
40:00 <Digerati> but whats even better
40:00 <screwss> you can dance if you want to
40:00 <simba> do u hate android?
40:00 <Digerati> make your own language
40:00 <Digerati> make your own hardware
40:00 <Digerati> and make your own OS
40:00 <Digerati> 3 steps
40:00 <simba> why
40:00 <Digerati> satellite connection established
40:00 <Digerati> enough said
40:00 <simba> lol
41:00 <TheRiddler> lol the ultimate arcade stick skin http://i.imgur.com/XtAhL.jpg
41:00 <Skirmish> How are you tonight screwss?  Been the victim of your own stupidity much lately? Been rejected after one date again? 
41:00 <Skirmish> What's news bro.
41:00 <Digerati> life
41:00 <screwss> charming
41:00 <screwss> well i was feelin good before you showed up
41:00 <Digerati> beagle lives in a fucking garage
41:00 <Digerati> i saw his cam
41:00 <Digerati> saw
41:00 <Skirmish> Did you make sure you gave that girl that obviously found you very uncomfortable a piece of your mind after she refused a second date?
42:00 <Digerati> long hair
42:00 <Digerati> cool guy
42:00 <Digerati> but fucked outta his mind
42:00 <Digerati> feel sorry for the poor kid
42:00 <Digerati> his in his 30's
42:00 <screwss> thats great could you please stop talking 
42:00 <Digerati> bend over
43:00 <Skirmish> Sorry screwss ... it is obviously still a raw wound for you to be dealing with. My apologies.
43:00 <DrGore> what a cunting thing to say
43:00 <DrGore> only on irc
43:00 <Thoth> You cunts are cunts
43:00 <screwss> did you end up scoring another date with the 12 yr old?
43:00 <Digerati> i cant believe its fuckn nearly 1 am
43:00 <simba> be nice s crew members
43:00 <Bastardly_One> DrGore, no such thing as a cunt of a thing to say to screwss
43:00 <Digerati> i blew 200 bucks at pokies
43:00 <Digerati> how stupid is that
43:00 <Skirmish> I said I was sorry screwss. No need to lash out.
44:00 <screwss> lash out?
44:00 <simba> every1 be nice to screwss hes fragile
44:00 <Thoth> Remember when cunts weren't cunts?
44:00 <Skirmish> screwss: Calm down ok? 
44:00 <Thoth> I don't
44:00 <Digerati> i hate assholes
44:00 <screwss> okay?
44:00 <Digerati> i am not an asshole
44:00 <screwss> ill give it my best shot
44:00 <TheRiddler> http://i.imgur.com/K2oQT.jpg
44:00 <DrGore> i got dumped on the first date so I pissed in the chicks ice tray and went home
44:00 <DrGore> i'm all class
44:00 <screwss> hahaha
44:00 <Thoth> Cunts are only an inch and a half away from assholes
45:00 <Digerati> wtf
45:00 <Skirmish> Look, we've asked more than once now. Just calm the fuck down screwss.  We all know how mental you are, just calm down though.
45:00 <Digerati> dude drgore
45:00 <Digerati> thats so american pie
45:00 <Digerati> lame
45:00 <screwss> huh
45:00 <Thoth> Bi cunts
45:00 <DrGore> did that happen in american pie?
45:00 <Digerati> close
45:00 <Digerati> they shit in the esky
46:00 <TheRiddler> http://i.imgur.com/ZRmWr.jpg
46:00 <milk> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VVggXZPCuYw
46:00 <Digerati> stiffler is a funny prick
46:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: What Are You Doing In My Swamp Remix (Apr 4, 2014) 1:51 - Category: Entertainment - 150,818 views - 1,326 likes (96.9%), 42 dislikes (3.1%)
46:00 <DrGore> perhaps I should have created my own OS
46:00 <TokenDaRing> I've wasted my life
46:00 <TokenDaRing> I should have been making OS's
47:00 <Digerati> all of you guys are extremly educated, but way over the top, only saying be a bit more humble when expressing your knowledge at work, don't be above others
48:00 <Digerati> it fucks your chances of promotion
48:00 <Digerati> i worked with ISTA in the past and learnt
48:00 <Digerati> back in 2001
48:00 <DrGore> cool story didgeridoo
48:00 <TheRiddler> stfu
48:00 <TheRiddler> ffs
48:00 <Digerati> i know that i know fuck all, and nobody is elite
48:00 <TheRiddler> http://i.imgur.com/Tv6iK.jpg
48:00 <Bastardly_One> OMFG!
49:00 <Skirmish> You know what I think would make you happier with your life Digerati? Train surfing. Give it a go.
49:00 <Bastardly_One> SHUT
49:00 <Bastardly_One> UP!
49:00 <Digerati> lol
49:00 <Digerati> did that when i was 18
49:00 <Digerati> ffs
49:00 <Bastardly_One> now, I never cap shit 
49:00 <Digerati> red rattler
49:00 <Bastardly_One> that's how fucking annoying you are 
49:00 <Bastardly_One> SHUT UP!
49:00 <Digerati> red rattler on sandy line was fun
50:00 <TheRiddler> you make pandis look tollerable
50:00 <TheRiddler> slightly
50:00 <Bastardly_One> BULLSHIT ASH!
50:00 <screwss> did obama underestimate isis
50:00 <Bastardly_One> take that back
50:00 <Digerati> thats because i am real, not like a fucking drone that repeats itself
50:00 <Bastardly_One> the US made IS you idiot
50:00 <Bastardly_One> who backs IS ... Saudi
50:00 <Digerati> bs
50:00 <screwss> okay! no need for name calling
51:00 <screwss> ya fruity ass bastard
51:00 <Bastardly_One> who is a US base basically 
51:00 <Bastardly_One> Saudi
51:00 <Bastardly_One> like most terrorist threats
51:00 <Skirmish> No, the US armed a group that was against Assad. That group just happened to develop into IS. 
51:00 <Bastardly_One> the FSA
51:00 <Thoth> Cunts fucked
51:00 <Bastardly_One> which turned into Al-Qeada
51:00 <Digerati> who gives a fuck, i trained asio when i did ista
52:00 <Digerati> they all know fuck all
52:00 <Bastardly_One> and yeah that another whatever nursa group
52:00 <Digerati> the military control the gvts
52:00 <Digerati> gvts are told what to do
52:00 <Bastardly_One> the thing about Syria though
52:00 <Bastardly_One> I have a friend who lives there and get reports from her 
52:00 <Digerati> our gvt is controlled by HM
52:00 <Bastardly_One> and if it had of stayed internal it'd of been over with a year ago
53:00 <Bastardly_One> and Syria actually want Assad to lead them
53:00 <Bastardly_One> it's the west who don't
53:00 <Digerati> they just recreated terrorists again in iraq
53:00 <Digerati> they want to stick with iraq
53:00 <Bastardly_One> because he won't give them Syria
53:00 <Digerati> making war in syria is not a good idea
53:00 <Bastardly_One> the french want Syria back baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad!
53:00 <milk> hit the showers you're done
53:00 <Thoth> Digerati: why is ASIO relevant to ISIL? ASIO only have juristiction inside Australian borders. ASIS would be who'd be relevant. Which means you're full of shit.
53:00 <Bastardly_One> they only lost Syria in 1916
53:00 <Bastardly_One> lol milk
54:00 <Bastardly_One> doesn't matter how you say it
54:00 <Bastardly_One> Digerati will not shut up
54:00 <Bastardly_One> clearly
54:00 <Digerati> thoth, you know one thing bro, asio is trained by ISA
54:00 <Digerati> ISTA
54:00 <Bastardly_One> he made theRiddler so shitty he left
54:00 <Digerati> sorry
54:00 <Bastardly_One> never seen that before
54:00 <Digerati> International Security Training Association
54:00 <Thoth> Digerati: you know one thing bro? I don't care.
54:00 <Bastardly_One> OMG!
54:00 <Digerati> i did my level 6
54:00 <Digerati> only 6 levels
55:00 <TokenDaRing> Digerati: Thoth is right
55:00 <Bastardly_One> ISTA
55:00 <TokenDaRing> no one gives a shit
55:00 <Bastardly_One> is for security guards
55:00 <Digerati> i started off as a bouncer level 1
55:00 <Bastardly_One> this is fucking hilarious
55:00 <TokenDaRing> you're trying to prove yourself too hard
55:00 <Bastardly_One> Skirmish
55:00 <Thoth> People with clearance don't talk about it.
55:00 <Skirmish> Don't draw me into this shit.
55:00 <Digerati> i did work for ASIO at level 6
55:00 <Bastardly_One> remember the mob I asked you to look at?
55:00 <TokenDaRing> Digerati: you're full of shit
55:00 <Thoth> And you know what
55:00 <Bastardly_One> about security jobs?
55:00 <Thoth> Fuck you
55:00 <Skirmish> No.
55:00 <Thoth> I'm going to eat chicken
56:00 <Thoth> Fuck you more
56:00 <Bastardly_One> he's talking they train asio now
56:00 <Digerati> Security in level 6 is administration in all areas of security
56:00 <Thoth> Cunts fucked
56:00 <Skirmish> I'm really not paying attention. 
56:00 <Bastardly_One> go check their website agai 
56:00 <Bastardly_One> *again
56:00 <Digerati> including securing government sector
56:00 <Bastardly_One> before making stories
56:00 <Thoth> Actually no you know what
56:00 <Thoth> Fuck you
56:00 <Thoth> I'm too drunk to eat chicken
56:00 <Digerati> you become an agent for asio at level 6 ista
57:00 <Digerati> they get trained
57:00 <Digerati> aint lying
57:00 <simba> you know who the worst kind of people are?
57:00 <Digerati> i hated the job, did it for one month
57:00 <simba> the ones who dont use an OS they made
57:00 <Digerati> asio for one month
57:00 <Digerati> they are inhuman
57:00 <Thoth> ASIO is a buzzword, like Snowedin
58:00 <Digerati> they treat police like shit
58:00 <Thoth> This one time, I got snowedin, and I tweeted about it
58:00 <Thoth> In russia
58:00 <Digerati> russia are elite
58:00 <Digerati> love russians
58:00 <Thoth> Fuck you cunt
58:00 <Digerati> DAS SVIDANYA
58:00 <Thoth> Dont fucking talk to me unless you wanna bro-down
58:00 <Digerati> ok, let's share a kebab bitch
58:00 <TokenDaRing> Digerati I work for the illuminati
59:00 <Thoth> I wqork for the kebab
59:00 <Digerati> ram dat kebab up your golo
59:00 <Thoth> #terrorism
59:00 <Digerati> i am pwned by the ADF
59:00 <Digerati> :P
59:00 <TokenDaRing> you're a loser
59:00 <Digerati> who gives a fuck
00:00 <Digerati> ADF is the final say
00:00 <Digerati> they are above all
00:00 <Digerati> knob
00:00 <Digerati> dictatorship is your friend
00:00 <TokenDaRing> aren't you supposed to be mourning your mother?
00:00 <Digerati> token stfu
00:00 <Digerati> that aint funny
01:00 <TokenDaRing> nor is your bullshit
01:00 <Digerati> nor is your stupidity
01:00 <Digerati> inserted with knowledge you never knew
01:00 <TokenDaRing> How much super glue have you put under your nose
01:00 <Digerati> but gained it from somewhere else
01:00 <Digerati> dont provoke
02:00 <Digerati> anger i know well
02:00 <Digerati> wake the fuck up
02:00 <Digerati> i am not degrading you
02:00 <Digerati> i have lifted you
02:00 <TokenDaRing> Go soak your head in a bucket
02:00 <Digerati> fuck off
02:00 <Digerati> peace..
03:00 <Maurice> Why do you all act so fucking retarded
03:00 <TokenDaRing> Your tune changes constantly Digerati
03:00 <TokenDaRing> it's confusing
03:00 <simba> lol
03:00 <Skirmish> Maurice: Because for most of them it all comes so naturally.
03:00 <Digerati> your provoking unintentionally changes constantly
03:00 <Bastardly_One> I might get this 
03:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.gearbest.com/sports-led-watches/pp_33686.html
03:00 <Digerati> for no reason mind you
03:00 <Bastardly_One> that bracelette design is good yeah
03:00 <Bastardly_One> ?
04:00 <Skirmish> Why?
04:00 <screwss> wow you really are up yourself Skirmish 
04:00 <Bastardly_One> I need a watch
04:00 <TokenDaRing> Well that was random
04:00 <DrGore> just get runkeeper on your phone
04:00 <Digerati> i did nothing to deserve being treated like shit
04:00 <TokenDaRing> screwss why are you going off at Skirmish all of a sudden?
04:00 <Skirmish> Then buy a watch and not an exercise monitoring band. 
05:00 <Digerati> i want one of them casio calculator watches from the 80's :)
05:00 <Digerati> so cool
05:00 <Skirmish> TokenDaRing: Takes him a while to catch up. He is trying to seduce overseas visitors into staying with him so he can put them in his freezer. 
05:00 <Maurice> Nah, thats Doodle
05:00 <Maurice> He has a freezer full of body parts
05:00 <Skirmish> screwss is frustrated by the constant rejection of women though.
05:00 <TokenDaRing> Skirmish: He just wants to chill out with them
05:00 <DrGore> ha
05:00 <DrGore> that's pretty funny
06:00 <DrGore> i'm going to steal that
06:00 <TokenDaRing> Maurice seems like a nice young lady
06:00 <Maurice> How dare you accuse me of that
06:00 <Skirmish> Maurice is one of the best. 
06:00 <Digerati> token, want to see how quick i realy am ? i got a link of me
06:00 <Skirmish> She can't set a ban for shit ... but we love her none the less for it.
07:00 <Digerati> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mLCMKbZ_TvA
07:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: [LAN-slide v7.0] :: Packup Timelapse (Apr 8, 2014) 1:46 - Category: People & Blogs - 56 views views - 1 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
07:00 <Bastardly_One> My GOD!
07:00 <Bastardly_One> pandas has been gone for less
09:00 <Bastardly_One> I feel sorry for you in a way
09:00 <Bastardly_One> I lose interest really quick
10:00 <Bastardly_One> I think that was my real issue with that last course I did
21:00 <Loof> cocksniffers, the lot of you
43:00 <Skirmish> I am fine if I can remain interested. This is the artsy fartsy part of the degree though and it's annoying. 
59:00 <Skirmish> For instance ... I just had to write about "what emotions does the word 'plagiarism' elicit from you?"
00:00 <Skirmish> Welcome back Saemon. I was starting to miss nonsense being typed into the channel. 
01:00 <Maurice> Lol
01:00 <Saemon> Skirmish watch it or i will fucken swallow your cum cunt
01:00 <Thoth> Furry Balls Plopped Menacingly On The Table, INC.
02:00 <Skirmish> Thoth: Washington Redskins. 
03:00 <Skirmish> Ah there we go. The first thing he types is complete nonsense. You never fail to deliver Saemon. 
03:00 <Thoth> :D
03:00 <Maurice> Not to mention homoerotic
03:00 <Thoth> Name recognition
03:00 <Skirmish> That's par for the course for him Maurice. He is like beehhh in that regard. 
03:00 <Skirmish> Thoth: Watched the whole episode yet? 
04:00 <Thoth> Yea
04:00 <Thoth> I've been meaning to watch it again
04:00 <Maurice> What a poofy homo
04:00 <Skirmish> I like Cartman's speeches.  "Fuck you, Fuck you very much".  
04:00 <Skirmish> I lol'd as they upgraded their logo. 
04:00 <Thoth> Still not as brilliant as the dicks, pussies & assholes speech
05:00 <Thoth> But yes it was good
05:00 <Thoth> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=32iCWzpDpKs
05:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Team America: World Police (10/10) Movie CLIP - Dicks, Pussies and Assholes (2004) HD (Oct 7, 2011) 2:11 - Category: Film & Animation - 790,241 views - 3,623 likes (97.6%), 88 dislikes (2.4%)
09:00 <Bastardly_One> OMG!
09:00 <Bastardly_One> you fucking cunt of a fucking beast!
09:00 <Bastardly_One> that was an epic fight
10:00 <Bastardly_One> 32 enemies and double XP
10:00 <Bastardly_One> I should of get triple
10:00 <Skirmish> What the actual fuck.  
11:00 <Skirmish> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lnRVIBJmshY&list=UUvTIjlhulQblOsyw1WU9myw
11:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Gone With the Wind - Gold Digger - Scarlett O'Hara (Jun 11, 2011) 3:06 - Category: Film & Animation - 6,310 views - 76 likes (98.7%), 1 dislikes (1.3%)
11:00 <Bastardly_One> what?
11:00 <Bastardly_One> gold digger to gone with the wind I assume?
12:00 <Skirmish> Watch this video ... there write a paragraph outlining "How the different source texts (music,visuals,history) are being juxtaposed. What connection does the songvid position you to read?
12:00 <Skirmish> then*
12:00 <Saemon> omg wheres serenity
12:00 <Saemon> ive got bigbrother news to discuss
13:00 <Skirmish> She's been here all night. She has just changed her nick to avoid fuckwits like you Saemon. 
13:00 <Saemon> really? what nick did/is she using?
13:00 <Skirmish> WebbY.
13:00 <Saemon> hrm
14:00 <Saemon> WebbY's whois doesnt look like its her though
14:00 <Skirmish> Exactly. 
14:00 <Maurice> Thats because its a bnc
14:00 <Maurice> And as if she wants to discuss anything with you
15:00 <Saemon> ok fine lets see if its true, i will ask a question to WebbY about me that only sezza would know the answer to
15:00 <Skirmish> You don't change your nick without changing other identifying points. 
15:00 <Maurice> Don't call her Sezza, it's not like you were even friends
15:00 <Saemon> WebbY, what was our mutual favourite food that involves rice that i made?
15:00 <Thoth> If Serenity wants to discuss how to prevent tit sagg, I'm always here
15:00 <Skirmish> lol this guy. They're best pals yet she has been avoiding him all night.
16:00 <Skirmish> My cisco phone keeps rebooting tonight. Not sure what is going on there. 
16:00 <Thoth> New ASD policies
16:00 <Thoth> Firmware update
17:00 <Skirmish> Probably ASIO logging in.
17:00 <Thoth> ASIO don't intercept :/
17:00 <Skirmish> Sure they do. That is how they reckon they knew about this bloke in QLD that was prepared to cut someones head off.
18:00 <Thoth> Then what does ASD do?
18:00 <Skirmish> Divert attention away from ASIO. 
18:00 <Maurice> All sexual dicks
18:00 <Thoth> ASD intercept for ASIO, as far as I understand
18:00 <Thoth> And other agencies
18:00 <angelic_angel> Dicks!!!
21:00 <Skirmish> Fucking hell arts degree. I don't care what this video says or means beyond being a shit song and an old movie. 
22:00 <angelic_angel> Say that then
23:00 <Skirmish> *sigh* I can't. I need to pretend to be some pseudo intellectual and find meaning where there is no meaning.  Just like Tim Minchin said. 
23:00 <Bastardly_One> angelic_angel, now I know who you are 
24:00 <Bastardly_One> come back you tool :P
24:00 <Maurice> My fridge just revved up then stopped
24:00 <Maurice> Needs more meth
24:00 <Bastardly_One> lol 
24:00 <Bastardly_One> they sound like they die when they do that yeah?
24:00 <Skirmish> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NyBvbot3emM
24:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Tim Minchin UWA Address (2013) (Oct 3, 2013) 11:24 - Category: Entertainment - 117,684 views - 1,223 likes (99.6%), 5 dislikes (0.4%)
24:00 <angelic_angel> Whois me did ya?
25:00 <Bastardly_One> I didn't think you're be a fan of him Skirmish
25:00 <Bastardly_One> angelic_angel, ages ago but it didn't help
25:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
25:00 <Maurice> It was totes hard to figure out
25:00 <Skirmish> Why not? 
25:00 <Maurice> I figured it out when you asked me if I got hjs
25:00 <Maurice> Which I wish I still had >.<
25:00 <Bastardly_One> Skirmish bit left of centre for you I'd think
25:00 <angelic_angel> Yea well im not tryna hide
25:00 <angelic_angel> Ands yes. Hjs
25:00 <Maurice> Good
25:00 <Maurice> Then bring me 2 more grilled chickens
25:00 <Bastardly_One> Oh!
25:00 <Skirmish> I lean to the left of centre. 
26:00 <angelic_angel> Lets get lots
26:00 <Maurice> And a bbq dipping sauce
26:00 <angelic_angel> No
26:00 <Bastardly_One> I had 2 of those bbq cheeese burgers today
26:00 <Maurice> You will or else
26:00 <angelic_angel> Bring me hjs
26:00 <Bastardly_One> My God they're good
26:00 <angelic_angel> Its late here
26:00 <Bastardly_One> I can walk 15 mins max
26:00 <Maurice> It's late here
26:00 <Bastardly_One> and get HJs
26:00 <Skirmish> Who is angelic_angel? 
26:00 <Bastardly_One> open 24hrs here
26:00 <angelic_angel> Not as late
26:00 <Maurice> I could drive 15 mins except I'm not straight and my kids are asleep
27:00 <Bastardly_One> and for breafast I had 
27:00 <Bastardly_One> McDs hotcakes
27:00 <Bastardly_One> and 2 sausage mcmuffins
27:00 <Bastardly_One> and was still fucking hungry
27:00 <Skirmish> Stop eating shit.
27:00 <angelic_angel> Not straight
27:00 <Maurice> Bacon and Egg mcmuffin add ketchup
27:00 <Bastardly_One> so go the HJs cheese burgers on the way back
27:00 <Maurice> Nom
28:00 <Bastardly_One> so *got
28:00 <Bastardly_One> Skirmish, keep in mind I hadn't eaten for 2 days
28:00 <angelic_angel> Add hash brown too
28:00 <Maurice> HJs have stopped the cheeseburger minis
28:00 <Bastardly_One> and still wasn't supposedly hungry
28:00 <Maurice> Assholes
28:00 <angelic_angel> They didnt have ses seeds
28:00 <angelic_angel> So its ok
29:00 <Bastardly_One> I love filet o fish
29:00 <Bastardly_One> but seen how much they are now days?
29:00 <Maurice> Yuck
29:00 <angelic_angel> No
29:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck me ... almost $5 for a square fish finger in a bun
29:00 <Maurice> Fish don't have fingers
29:00 <Bastardly_One> $4.75 I think
29:00 <angelic_angel> Sif by fish frim maccas
30:00 <Maurice> Buy* from*
30:00 <Bastardly_One> try a HJs fish burger if you like fish one day
30:00 <angelic_angel> Yea
30:00 <angelic_angel> Them words
30:00 <Maurice> Ocean Catch
30:00 <Bastardly_One> they're not bad ... and almost healthy
30:00 <Saemon> i joined the gym today btw
30:00 <Bastardly_One> the HJ ones
30:00 <Bastardly_One> lol @ joining a gym
30:00 <Saemon> signed up for a new yearly membership
30:00 <Maurice> I got my son a whopper junior with cheese minus pickle and onion and the 12 yr old tried telling me they don't have onion
30:00 <angelic_angel> I like fish from fish n chip shops
30:00 <Maurice> Until I pointed out they normally do
31:00 <Bastardly_One> I am spoilt for fish 
31:00 <Maurice> The worker that is
31:00 <Maurice> He thinks I was born 2 weeks ago
31:00 <Maurice> I HAD YOUR JOB M8
31:00 <Bastardly_One> the fish n chip place I go to get their fish daily
31:00 <Skirmish> Saemon: What are your goals? What do you intend to do at the gym? Have you spoken to a PT? 
31:00 <angelic_angel> Lol maurice
32:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm trying to do light cardiac to get the lungs going more
32:00 <Saemon> hashtags: newlife newSaemon welcomeToTheNewMe
32:00 <Bastardly_One> not doing well
32:00 <Saemon> Skirmish i want to be ripped n shredded
32:00 <Saemon> have a body like adonis
32:00 <Maurice> Hashtag grewnewlegs
32:00 <Skirmish> That is a very long term goal. 
32:00 <Bastardly_One> ok
32:00 <Saemon> well ive decided that its finally time to shape up and get my life in order
32:00 <Skirmish> Takes a lot of time and effort, not to mention the pain you endure in recovery.
32:00 <Saemon> first thing being my health and body
32:00 <Bastardly_One> which wrestler do you want to look like?
32:00 <Bastardly_One> he must be doing this for a reason if true
33:00 <Bastardly_One> which one is it?
33:00 <Maurice> So whats happening right now, is Saemon just pretending his legless piss jug thing never happened?
33:00 <Skirmish> I think you should set more obtainable goals Saemon. Like set yourself a goal to lose 10-15kg. 
33:00 <Saemon> Bastardly_One hrm well, if i have to pick one, id say john cena
33:00 <Saemon> i know Skirmish
33:00 <Bastardly_One> John Cena is natural
33:00 <Skirmish> You should also take a look at your eating habits and adjust those otherwise your time at the gym is wasted.
33:00 <Bastardly_One> and 30 yrs of work
33:00 <Saemon> that would happen as i workout regularly
33:00 <Maurice> Makes sense
33:00 <Maurice> Like he's currently up pandas arse so that seems to keep him 'safe'
33:00 <Saemon> im not an idiot, i know im not gona get a body like adonis overnight
34:00 <Thoth> Saemon: regulary? You said you bought gym membership today.
34:00 <Bastardly_One> yes you will
34:00 <Bastardly_One> the same way Adonis has his 
34:00 <Bastardly_One> called steroids
34:00 <Maurice> You need legs to use a treadmill
34:00 <Maurice> Adonis is rank
34:00 <Bastardly_One> he openly admits he abuses them
34:00 <Maurice> Hes got a bull neck
34:00 <Saemon> yeah Thoth i got the gym membership today
34:00 <Bastardly_One> Maurice you mut not of been here 
34:00 <Bastardly_One> he came in one night 
34:00 <Bastardly_One> totally worried about work for the dole
34:00 <Bastardly_One> and busted his whole story
34:00 <Maurice> I know he admitted it was a lie, but before that he had 'photo' evidence
35:00 <Thoth> Saemon: and you still haven't been there yet, but you do it regularly?
35:00 <Bastardly_One> because if he was crippled he'd be on a dsp and not worried
35:00 <Saemon> Thoth wtf u on about 
35:00 <Maurice> And now all of a sudden everyone likes him
35:00 <Thoth> Saemon: are you high as fuck again?
35:00 <Bastardly_One> they do?
35:00 <Skirmish> I bought dumbells and a ez curl bar and just do free weights at home.  Cheaper than the gym. 
35:00 <Bastardly_One> who likes him?
35:00 <Maurice> Well, pandas
35:00 <Maurice> Probably noone else
35:00 <Thoth> Saemon: I was not born yesterday
35:00 <Bastardly_One> you said people
35:00 <Skirmish> Waiting for wednesday to refresh my sups.
35:00 <Bastardly_One> Panda isn't a person
35:00 <Saemon> <Skirmish> I think you should set more obtainable goals Saemon. Like set yourself a goal to lose 10-15kg.
35:00 <Saemon> <Saemon> that would happen as i workout regularly
35:00 <Maurice> Holy fucking fuck
36:00 <Saemon> meaning as i workout
36:00 <Bastardly_One> Panda is a bot full of sayings of a 15 yr old
36:00 <Saemon> i would eventually lose the weight bit by bit
36:00 <Saemon> wat part of that dont u understand Thoth?
36:00 <Saemon> ffs
36:00 <Maurice> Just looked up and my cat was airborne half the height of my roof trying to get a fly
36:00 <Bastardly_One> lol Maurice
36:00 <Maurice> I have literally never seen that happen
36:00 <Bastardly_One> If you ever get sick of her
36:00 <Bastardly_One> post her to me
36:00 <Maurice> I wish I had known to get it on vid
36:00 <Skirmish> Don't get cranky fat man. You are prone to talking shit Saemon so it is natural that someone would question you.
36:00 <Bastardly_One> this is more shit Skirmish
37:00 <Saemon> yeah but when its dumb questioning its annoying
37:00 <Bastardly_One> he never leaves the house
37:00 <Maurice> Skirmish, I've been called fat so many times in the last couple of days, it's lost all meaning
37:00 <Thoth> Dumb questioning? I think its valid questioning surrounding your dumb choice of words.
37:00 <Bastardly_One> Saemon why lie about shit all the time?
37:00 <Thoth> +misleading
37:00 <Bastardly_One> and you need to get out of your parents
37:00 <Bastardly_One> and experience life some 
37:00 <Saemon> Thoth its not my fault how you moronically choose to intepret what you read
37:00 <Bastardly_One> the rest of us have and you clearly are so full of shit 
38:00 <Bastardly_One> Thoth makes sense ... you're just stupid
38:00 <Thoth> I make dollas too, yo
38:00 <Saemon> watever Baldstardly_One
38:00 <Saemon> jumpin on the bandwagon again
38:00 <Bastardly_One> Thoth is my second most favourite arsehole
38:00 <Bastardly_One> next to myself
39:00 <Saemon> pfffft 
39:00 <Saemon> riim rim riiiiiiim!!!!
39:00 <Skirmish> Maurice: I don't get why you get called fat. Is there a picture of you floating around in a sumo suit? 
39:00 <Thoth> Bastardly_One: I prefer the title dick
39:00 <Thoth> Dicks fuck assholes.
39:00 <Bastardly_One> you are a dick :D
39:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
39:00 <Thoth> And pussies
39:00 <Bastardly_One> oh touche
39:00 <Bastardly_One> arrogant cunt
39:00 <Saemon> Thoth you belong in my mouth then
39:00 <Thoth> Saemon: you're a pussy, so makes sense.
39:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah Maurice
40:00 <Bastardly_One> remember the pic you showed me after the 3rd kid?
40:00 <Bastardly_One> are you capable of getting fat?
40:00 <Skirmish> What is your intended regime at the gym Saemon? 
40:00 <Skirmish> How long do you intend to spend there each day? 
40:00 <Thoth> Skirmish: drink supps and IRC?
40:00 <Thoth> BEEFCAKE
40:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
40:00 <Skirmish> lol
40:00 <Skirmish> Hey sometimes I irc whilst I sip a lovely cold protein shake.
41:00 <Saemon> skirmish 1 hour max, as any more than that then i would simply be burning muscle
41:00 <Thoth> You know... sometimes I don't. How you like that.
41:00 <Saemon> monday would be my shoulders day
41:00 <Bastardly_One> I wonder if something like that would actually put weight on for me
41:00 <Skirmish> You need to have muscle before you can burn it dude. 
41:00 <Saemon> tues bideps/back
41:00 <Bastardly_One> supplements I mean
41:00 <Saemon> wed: legs
41:00 <Saemon> thurs: triceps and chest
41:00 <Skirmish> Also, if your protein levels are up enough, and your energy levels are good, you won't burn muscle.
41:00 <angelic_angel> Fri: chicks
41:00 <Saemon> fri/sat rest day
41:00 <Bastardly_One> I get my nutrition from sustegen gold
41:00 <Saemon> sunday would just be straight out cardio
41:00 <Bastardly_One> hospital strength
41:00 <angelic_angel> Lol
42:00 <angelic_angel> Ew
42:00 <Saemon> for protien i bought optimum nutrion WPI
42:00 <Bastardly_One> dutch chocolate sustegen gold
42:00 <Bastardly_One> yuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuum
42:00 <Saemon> nutrition*
42:00 <Saemon> and casien to take at night before bed
42:00 <Bastardly_One> wonder if that is why I still live?
42:00 <Bastardly_One> maybe
42:00 <Saemon> as its a slow release protien
42:00 <Skirmish> What brand is it? 
42:00 <Bastardly_One> they give that to cancer patients
42:00 <Saemon> gold standard 
42:00 <Bastardly_One> to keep them alive
43:00 <Thoth> Bastardly_One: you know whats really good...
43:00 <Skirmish> You got duped if you got sold night time protein. 
43:00 <Thoth> sustigen gold sprinkled on pizza
43:00 <Saemon> perhaps
43:00 <Saemon> but im gona try it still 
43:00 <Saemon> oh and i got some creatine as well
44:00 <Thoth> Saemon: have you considered seeing a personal trainer?
44:00 <Saemon> jsut cant drink iced coffee anymore cuz your not supposed to take any other caffiene while on creatine
44:00 <Skirmish> You need a good quality protein with low carbs. Take one shake 30mins before training with BCAA's and one half an hour after training with BCAA's. 
44:00 <Bastardly_One> Thoth, no way ... pizza is shit 
44:00 <Saemon> not really thoth i cant afford one
44:00 <Bastardly_One> but yeah I can eat it from the tin but no 
44:00 <Thoth> Saemon: have you considered smoking less pot?
44:00 <Bastardly_One> he doesn't smoke 
44:00 <Skirmish> Only if you are going to bother working to a level where you will generate muscle growth. 
44:00 <Yeomans> I LOVE ACID
44:00 <Saemon> yep Skirmish i also got Dymatize ISO 100 WPI
44:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm the channel bong pig
44:00 <Saemon> best protien out there
45:00 <Saemon> and 0 carbs, 0 cholesterol
45:00 <Skirmish> Dymatize is an ok brand ... wouldn't say it's the "best" though. 
45:00 <Saemon> which do you reckon is the best?
45:00 <Thoth> BEEFCAKE
46:00 <Skirmish> I have a favourite taste wise, I don't base it on "best".  At the end of the day, protein is protein. 
46:00 <Thoth> I have no idea what supp I use tbh
46:00 <Maurice> (00:40:10) (Bastardly_One): remember the pic you showed me after the 3rd kid?
46:00 <Maurice> (00:40:18) (Bastardly_One): are you capable of getting fat?
46:00 <Thoth> The container looked good when I bought it but
46:00 <Maurice> No
46:00 <Maurice> Just obese
46:00 <Thoth> I read half of it
46:00 <Saemon> all the reviews so far have said either optimum nutrition and dymatize
46:00 <Saemon> on bodybuilding.com
46:00 <Skirmish> lol Thoth I've been there. 
47:00 <Saemon> well whats your fav protien powder Skirmish?
47:00 <Saemon> i might buy it too
47:00 <Skirmish> Asked the guy behind the counter what he thought and got sold some shit he needed to clear.
47:00 <Skirmish> I use Max's
47:00 <Skirmish> Use the Dymatize. It's not a terrible powder. 
47:00 <Saemon> ah yep but those are mass mainly gainers thought right?
47:00 <Maurice> I can only say I joked about being 150kgs and Thoth took me for a really really tall dude
47:00 <Thoth> Well chemist warehouse don't believe in assisting customers
47:00 <Maurice> Coz thatd be acceptable
47:00 <Thoth> So it was all on me
48:00 <Skirmish> Max's has a wide range Saemon not only gainers. 
48:00 <Saemon> i see
48:00 <Saemon> im already fat i dont need mass gainers lol
48:00 <Skirmish> I have just changed suppliers actually. I am giving aminoZ a go. 
48:00 <Saemon> hwere do u buy your supplements?
48:00 <Saemon> online is the cheapest
48:00 <Skirmish> www.aminoZ.com.au
49:00 <Saemon> nice
49:00 <Thoth> Thats it aye. If it works for you, good for you
49:00 <Skirmish> used to be www.suppsrus.com.au
49:00 <Saemon> so whats your routine at the gym skirms?
49:00 <Thoth> Thats one trouble you have reading reviews on sites like bodybuilding.com...
49:00 <Skirmish> I don't go to the gym. I train at home. Cheaper and the same results. 
49:00 <Thoth> Are you in the same physical condition as the reviewer? Do you have the same goals?
49:00 <Saemon> ah true
50:00 <Saemon> whats your best workout for chest which really gives u the burn?
50:00 <Skirmish> Free weights are always best. 
50:00 <Bastardly_One> what you should do is use your GP for free advice
50:00 <Thoth> If you maintain form :)
50:00 <Maurice> I went to the gym, three times
50:00 <Saemon> yep, i like dumbell presses for my pects
50:00 <Bastardly_One> get a general examination
50:00 <Thoth> If you don't maintain form, theres no point doing free weights
50:00 <Maurice> I mostly used the sauna and heated pool
50:00 <Bastardly_One> find out where you are at and start a plan from there
50:00 <Saemon> i do 3 sets
50:00 <Skirmish> Thoth: I agree, once you get your balance and the correct technique. 
50:00 <Bastardly_One> but you should go to your GP and get a general first
50:00 <Saemon> 8, 10, 12 reps
51:00 <Saemon> heaviest weights first, then decrease as reps increases
51:00 <Thoth> Skirmish: yep! Very important to balance the weight, sets & reps
51:00 <Saemon> really feel the burn the next day
51:00 <Saemon> love that sore feeling :D
51:00 <Thoth> Otherwise you can't maintain form and you may as well not bother
51:00 <Skirmish> I do 3 sets per movement. I increase the weights if I can do 10 reps. 
51:00 <Skirmish> I aim to hit failure by 8. 
52:00 <Thoth> I usually just go the lazy route and do another set if its too easy, until I hit or near that failing point
52:00 <Saemon> do u benchpress?
52:00 <Thoth> then consider upping the weight next session
52:00 <Thoth> free weights tho...
53:00 <Thoth> no fucking point having gym membership
53:00 <Maurice> I can just picture Saemon doing leg weights..
53:00 <Skirmish> I do dumbell fly for chest. I don't have a bench with supports to bench with a bar. 
53:00 <Thoth> you get gym membership for the pt's, expensive equipment, or social outlet
53:00 <Saemon> hrm the gyms got chest press machines too though
53:00 <Thoth> weights are cheap as shit
53:00 <Saemon> i use them sometimes
53:00 <Saemon> they are easier to control than free weights
53:00 <Skirmish> I train legs at work on day shifts.  Bounce around on tippy toes. 
53:00 <Maurice> Yeah coz you have legs
54:00 <Saemon> yeah actually, you're right Thoth
54:00 <Maurice> I find it amusing that people around my age now use the gym, back in the day nobody gave a flying fuck
54:00 <Skirmish> Do squats at home.  I tend to leave the bar light for that though. I don't want my legs to get any larger. My calf muscles are already 22inches in circumference. 
54:00 <Thoth> I'm always fucking right
54:00 <Thoth> Get used to it
54:00 <Saemon> when i think about it now, i pretty much use dumbells for everything
54:00 <Maurice> You're old, accept it.
54:00 <Saemon> shoulder press, chest press, biceps curls, tricep extensions
54:00 <Saemon> fuck
55:00 <Thoth> standing press
55:00 <Saemon> wat a waste paying for gym membershiop
55:00 <Bastardly_One> what gets me is where people find the time 
55:00 <Maurice> I can't find the time
55:00 <Saemon> oh well whats done is done, not like i can get a refund right?
55:00 <Thoth> 02:40 < Thoth> Saemon: have you considered seeing a personal trainer?
55:00 <Bastardly_One> most people work ... and you need at last 2hrs
55:00 <Maurice> I'm very busy napping
55:00 <Skirmish> I would love to have the time to go to the gym. I would be back at the PCYC training 4 days a week again.
55:00 <Saemon> yeah going to the gym it motivates u more
56:00 <Skirmish> 2hrs at the gym?  No way. An hour tops/.
56:00 <Maurice> But alas, I am still so very fat
56:00 <Saemon> seeing all the other ppl there working hard
56:00 <Saemon> it gets u in the mood too
56:00 <angelic_angel> All the hjs
56:00 <Skirmish> Maurice is so fat, she waddles.
56:00 <Thoth> Skirmish: recovery time.
56:00 <Saemon> we are social animals after all
56:00 <Maurice> I like waddling
56:00 <Thoth> 1hr workout, 1hr recovery = 2hrs
56:00 <Bastardly_One> have you got a recent full frontal pic?
56:00 <Bastardly_One> that sounds rude
56:00 <Bastardly_One> but you know what I meant
56:00 <Skirmish> Thoth: Driving home with your arms still in spasm is the best part!! 
56:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
56:00 <Bastardly_One> I got a workout today
57:00 <Thoth> Skirmish: I don't drive anywhere tho, I don't have gym membership :D
57:00 <Bastardly_One> cleaning out a caravan
57:00 <Skirmish> Trying to lift a $5 note to the maccas chick and not being able to quite do it without nearly crying .... priceless. 
57:00 <Bastardly_One> lol Skirmish
57:00 <Thoth> I just come on IRC and tell Panda he's a fuckwit
57:00 <Thoth> during recovery
57:00 <Maurice> He's more than a fuckwit
57:00 <Bastardly_One> how many more days is he banned for?
57:00 <Maurice> He's a bipolar tard
57:00 <Thoth> Please say forever
58:00 <Maurice> Well he's evading numpteen times
58:00 <Maurice> So around 8 yrs
58:00 <Bastardly_One> I honestly don't think there is one person that he's cliqued with that hasn't given up on that bipolar mental case
58:00 <Maurice> Evaded*
58:00 <Skirmish> My mate used to laugh all the time when we trained together. We would do super sets and every single time we were at the stage of pilling the pin and having no weights in the machine, just the base plate and the pulley, sweating and crying because it hurt so bad .... a hot slut would walk in and look over.  
58:00 <Skirmish> "What the fuck is the go with this guy he is nearly popping his guts out lifting ... nothing!"
58:00 <Thoth> Bastardly_One: I get the impression he's ginger
59:00 <Bastardly_One> Thoth, far from it ... haven't you ever seen him?
59:00 <Thoth> Nope
59:00 <Bastardly_One> he's this gangly little cunt
59:00 <Bastardly_One> shaves his head
59:00 <Skirmish> Isn't he bald? 
59:00 <Bastardly_One> and a jellybean nose
59:00 <Thoth> Bald... ginger. Same thing.
59:00 <Bastardly_One> that looks smashed in
59:00 <Bastardly_One> and was brunette
59:00 <Bastardly_One> by the eyebrows
59:00 <Bastardly_One> but yeah he looks like a 2 bit bogan thug
59:00 <Skirmish> He has been ban evading ... I would like to hear his ban finishes on the 1st November. 
59:00 <Bastardly_One> of the meth kind
00:00 <Bastardly_One> because he's gangly
00:00 <Thoth> Mt Druitt
00:00 <Thoth> May be his home
00:00 <Bastardly_One> lol @ Mt Druitt
00:00 <Bastardly_One> Saemon comes from SA's version
00:00 <Thoth> Oh? Whats SA's version so I never go there?
00:00 <Bastardly_One> same place ... Elizabeth
00:00 <Bastardly_One> shitty suburb of Adelaide
00:00 <Thoth> Legit
01:00 <Bastardly_One> and Qld's one would be Logan
01:00 <Saemon> <Bastardly_One> I honestly don't think there is one person that he's cliqued with that hasn't given up on that bipolar mental case
01:00 <Bastardly_One> and ours Melton
01:00 <Saemon> i havesnt given up on pandas
01:00 <Thoth> 02:56 < Bastardly_One> Saemon comes from SA's version
01:00 <Bastardly_One> because you're both lying losers
01:00 <Thoth> leluled
01:00 <Bastardly_One> who make up your lives
02:00 <Skirmish> People will realise one day that it is a pleasant place to chat if you don't lie through your ass all the time. 
02:00 <Skirmish> This place mauls people that lie. 
02:00 <Bastardly_One> All my shit is real because I'm old and one of the biggest band moles of the 90s and in bands myself so contacts have been made
02:00 <Skirmish> Always has, always will.
02:00 <Bastardly_One> no shit Skirmish
02:00 <Thoth> Isn't that life in general?
03:00 <Bastardly_One> not really
03:00 <Skirmish> True Thoth.  
03:00 <Saemon> we are ruled by liars.
03:00 <Thoth> Not always no, but most the time
03:00 <Saemon> politicians
03:00 <Bastardly_One> oh speaking of which
03:00 <Bastardly_One> I cannot believe Australia is now doing the false flag shit
03:00 <Bastardly_One> re: terrorism
03:00 <Saemon> we worship liars who make it a profession
03:00 <Saemon> makebelief
03:00 <Saemon> actors
03:00 <Bastardly_One> and idiots are falling for it after over a decade of US bullshit
04:00 <Skirmish> That is quite an accusation there B1. Back it up.
04:00 <Saemon> we rely on liars and twisters of truth to get us out of legal trouble
04:00 <Bastardly_One> how the fuck did we become so stupid
04:00 <Saemon> laywers
04:00 <Bastardly_One> elaborate on what you need backed up
04:00 <Skirmish> laywers lol
04:00 <Skirmish> What false flag events have occurred. 
04:00 <Skirmish> brb will read when I return.
04:00 <Bastardly_One> ah
04:00 <Thoth> Yea you know what
05:00 <Bastardly_One> I'll wait 
05:00 <Thoth> Fuck you all and your false flag shit. Peace on you
05:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
05:00 <Thoth> Goodnight
05:00 <Bastardly_One> night
05:00 <Bastardly_One> you'd of been good to have stick around for this 
05:00 <Bastardly_One> I was gonna start from 9/11
05:00 <Bastardly_One> columbine
05:00 <Bastardly_One> Batman shooting
05:00 <Bastardly_One> sandy hook
05:00 <Bastardly_One> Boston bombing
06:00 <Bastardly_One> Vietnam War and Bay of Pigs
06:00 <Bastardly_One> shit the list is endless
06:00 <angelic_angel> But you ended
08:00 <Bastardly_One> heh
08:00 <Bastardly_One> I don't wanna bore the channel for once
08:00 <Bastardly_One> unless someone wants me to elaborate
09:00 <Saemon> elaborate
10:00 <Saemon> whats the significance of all these american national tragedies you've listed
10:00 <Bastardly_One> Maurice
10:00 <Bastardly_One> how long is this ep?
10:00 <Maurice> Wha
10:00 <Bastardly_One> 45 mins?
10:00 <Maurice> 40 mins or so
10:00 <Bastardly_One> ta
10:00 <Bastardly_One> I found a link on YT :D
11:00 <Saemon> ah ok sure ignore me i dont mind
11:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5gzwQ8OEJiA
11:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Family Guy : The Simpsons Guy (Full Episode) - Family Guy - Simpsons Crossover Full Episode (Sep 29, 2014) 40:46 - Category: People & Blogs - 1,703 views - likes (98.5%), 7 dislikes (1.5%)
11:00 <Bastardly_One> the point is 
11:00 <Bastardly_One> all these menaces
11:00 <Bastardly_One> are created
11:00 <Bastardly_One> they don't exist
11:00 <Maurice> Saemon, everyone ignores you
11:00 <Saemon> created by whom?
12:00 <Bastardly_One> I call my comic
12:00 <Bastardly_One> For Pete's Sake
12:00 <Bastardly_One> heh
12:00 <Maurice> SEE LOIS
12:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
12:00 <Bastardly_One> the pic of spiderman
12:00 <Saemon> created by the people who commits them, or are you talking about a setup from a higher conspiracy, like the US govt themselves?
13:00 <Maurice> Your sister is being raped!
13:00 <Bastardly_One> lol @ the dishwashing comic
13:00 <Bastardly_One> "for pete's sake"
13:00 <Bastardly_One> hahahaha there you go!
13:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
13:00 <Saemon> funny thing ive noticed, Obama tried to regulate guns and pass gun control laws. the american public wont have it, and then batman shootings other public shooting incidents happened
13:00 <Bastardly_One> lol @ the video of people outraged
14:00 <Bastardly_One> hahahahahahah
14:00 <Bastardly_One> you sound angry did one of your friends get engaged?
14:00 <Bastardly_One> I hate Ellen
14:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
14:00 <Maurice> I love Ellen
15:00 <Saemon> but guns are so ingrained in the american psyche, that even these public shootings havent managed to sway everbody to agree with the proposed changes to the gun laws
16:00 <Saemon> i hate how ellen dances through the audiences at the beginning of the show
16:00 <Saemon> and how they all dance with her
16:00 <Saemon> its so cringworthy
16:00 <Bastardly_One> "you'll never have this meg"
17:00 <Maurice> Lol making out in the front seat
17:00 <Bastardly_One> ok
17:00 <Bastardly_One> here we go 
17:00 <Bastardly_One> finally 
17:00 <Bastardly_One> hah
17:00 <Bastardly_One> did you get the springfield joke
17:00 <Bastardly_One> about what state? 
17:00 <Maurice> I have a headache
17:00 <Bastardly_One> it's in 2 states you see and the one in Vermont claims it's based on them
17:00 <Bastardly_One> when it's not
17:00 <Maurice> Yes, everyone got that
17:00 <Bastardly_One> it's the other one
18:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah but I know a Vermont wench who argues that joke
18:00 <Bastardly_One> pisses me off she's that stupid
20:00 <Bastardly_One> hello funny sounding clevland
24:00 <Bastardly_One> this has started off really good
24:00 <Bastardly_One> pity people that don't download shit won't see it for 2 yrs 
25:00 <angelic_angel> Its on normal tv thiscweek
25:00 <angelic_angel> Or next
25:00 <Bastardly_One> no shit?
25:00 <angelic_angel> None
25:00 <Bastardly_One> I don't watch normal television but about time they got up to date on that show
25:00 <Bastardly_One> good stuff
25:00 <Bastardly_One> I have no idea what's on television unless people tell me 
27:00 <angelic_angel> K
27:00 <Ana_Ng> what are you talking about
27:00 <angelic_angel> Nothing
27:00 <Ana_Ng> i'll just assume it's Downton Abbey
27:00 <angelic_angel> Cool
28:00 <Bastardly_One> lol @ leaky bum
28:00 <Bastardly_One> best prank call on Mo yet
29:00 <Maurice> Lee Kibum
29:00 <Skirmish> Yeah we don't need a commentary of the episode. Some of us have already seen it, and some may want to watch it in the future. 
29:00 <BlackDevil> word up homie G's
29:00 <Maurice> YOUR SISTER IS BEING RAPED/
29:00 <Skirmish> lol Maurice. 
30:00 <Skirmish> I think the entire episode is quite clever. 
30:00 <Skirmish> Ethan and I enjoyed it.
30:00 <Bastardly_One> it's very well done 
30:00 <Maurice> I should probably go to bed since I will sleep in until 12pm
30:00 <Maurice> I loved that ep
30:00 <Bastardly_One> is it school holidays over there?
30:00 <Maurice> Yes
30:00 <Bastardly_One> last week of them over here
30:00 <Maurice> It stated 3 days ago
31:00 <Bastardly_One> and boy were my nieces bored today
31:00 <Bastardly_One> they last a week 
31:00 <Bastardly_One> that's it 
31:00 <Maurice> We went to see Planes Fire and Rescue today
31:00 <Maurice> Good movie
31:00 <Bastardly_One> do you know how hard it is to be "excited" about rabbits
32:00 <Maurice> I whore myself out by seeing kids movies
32:00 <Bastardly_One> when you really don't like rabbits
32:00 <Bastardly_One> hey, kids movies ... especially Disney
32:00 <Bastardly_One> are designed for us adults as well to enjoy
32:00 <Bastardly_One> some of the shit that goes over kids heads we're meant to get can be the best parts
32:00 <Ana_Ng> then why aren't they enjoyable
33:00 <Maurice> Last time an old bint opened the exit door next to the screen
33:00 <Maurice> BRIGHT LIGHT
33:00 <Bastardly_One> should of tazered her
33:00 <Bastardly_One> she might be the next batman shooter
33:00 <Maurice> She eneded up getting a worker to fix ir
33:00 <Maurice> It
33:00 <Bastardly_One> but yeah am I the only one who doesn't like rabbits?
34:00 <Bastardly_One> I have to admit one was fucking cute and I have a magic touch with animals
34:00 <Bastardly_One> skitterish as and soon as I held it 
34:00 <Bastardly_One> it went to sleep in my arms
34:00 <Maurice> Fuck it, bed time
34:00 <Ana_Ng> i don't think about rabbits at all
34:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah night
36:00 <Skirmish> I don't have an opinion on rabbits. 
36:00 <Skirmish> Night Maurice. 
36:00 <Bastardly_One> OMG!
36:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I just got the raped thing
36:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
36:00 <Bastardly_One> you can't say that can you?
37:00 <Skirmish> It's Seth MacFarlane. He has no limits. 
37:00 <Skirmish> Plus, too late to argue the merit of if he can or cannot say it, when it's already said and aired. 
41:00 <Saemon> has denzel washington and samuel l jackson ever collaborated in a movie?
41:00 <Saemon> so would so like to see them in a movie together omg how epic would that be
42:00 <Saemon> it would be the dream pair up
42:00 <Saemon> just like how every kung fu cinema fan wanted to see a movie with jet li and jackie chan in it
43:00 <Saemon> and hollywood fucked it up and shitted the fans with that forbidden kingdom shitfest of a movie
49:00 <Ana_Ng> maybe fans shouldn't care so much
49:00 <Skirmish> Maybe Ana should find more suitable chat rooms to dwell in that would better enjoy her input. 
52:00 <Skirmish> On a far more agreeable note ... three days grace have a new single out.
54:00 <Ana_Ng> maybe skirmish should learn how to think for himself instead of letting Hollywood decide how to feel about fictional characters
54:00 <Ana_Ng> That is, if you are no longer three years old
54:00 <Skirmish> What? 
54:00 <Skirmish> You've involved me in a discussion I was never a part of. 
54:00 <Ana_Ng> my point exactly
54:00 <Skirmish> Run along fatty. 
54:00 <Ana_Ng> you jumped on me for my reaction to Saemon
54:00 <Ana_Ng> why
55:00 <Skirmish> I didn't jump on you at all. I simply suggested, as I always do, that you find alternative places to dwell on the internet. 
56:00 <Ana_Ng> do you think this is your channel?
56:00 <Ana_Ng> nobody gives a fuck about your opinion about me
56:00 <Skirmish> Not at all. I could remove you myself if it was. 
56:00 <Ana_Ng> especially me
56:00 <Ana_Ng> so why don't you run off and cry to your mommy
56:00 <Skirmish> Surely you have noted that your engagement here is viewed poorly.
56:00 <Skirmish> Why continue to return? 
57:00 <Ana_Ng> from whom?
57:00 <Skirmish> Have you exhausted all other corners of the world wide web that you could put yourself in?
57:00 <Ana_Ng> i don't care what you think, skirmish, the more you try to run me off, the more determined i am to stay
57:00 <Ana_Ng> so give up
57:00 <Skirmish> lol that is fine with me.
57:00 <Ana_Ng> and think about who hurt you
57:00 <Skirmish> I just don't see the point of staying where you are not welcome.
57:00 <Ana_Ng> and made you such a worthless shitty person
58:00 <Ana_Ng> who says i am not welcome, besides you
58:00 <Ana_Ng> was there a poll?
58:00 <Skirmish> Is this where you rage out again and threaten me along with suggesting that you have put questionable pictures on my PC? 
58:00 <Ana_Ng> is this where you shit your pants and ask people if it's real or not?
58:00 <Ana_Ng> seriously, don't play with fire
58:00 <Skirmish> Now you're just making stuff up lol. 
00:00 <Ana_Ng> please tell me what i made up
00:00 <Skirmish> As I said Ana_Ng. I am curious as to why someone would continue to return to a place where they have been banned, which is a pretty clear demonstration that you are unwelcome. 
00:00 <Ana_Ng> skirmish, are you a child
00:00 <Skirmish> The fact that I shit myself and had to ask people if it was real or not.  Your threats were meaningless. 
01:00 <Skirmish> There is at least half a dozen other internet warriors who threaten people daily here. You are no different in that regard. 
02:00 <Skirmish> There is no "fire" to be wary of from a slovenly attention seeking woman from Alaska. I am confident of that. 
02:00 <Ana_Ng> do you honestly believe that every channel on every irc network consists of people who have never been banned from the channels they're on?
03:00 <Skirmish> Why are you in so much denial? 
03:00 <Ana_Ng> you are a baby and had to ask people if it was real or not
03:00 <Ana_Ng> you're a shithead
03:00 <Ana_Ng> so stop talking to me
03:00 <Ana_Ng> i'm done with you
03:00 <Skirmish> I asked nobody if it were real. I laughed openly and mocked you about it. 
03:00 <Ana_Ng> and i hope that you learn one day how to not be a total asshole
03:00 <Ana_Ng> good day sir
03:00 <Skirmish> So much denial. 
04:00 <Ana_Ng> I SAID GOOD DAY
04:00 <Skirmish> Oh, the caps make all the difference. 
07:00 <Bastardly_One> so
08:00 <Bastardly_One> that was good
08:00 <Bastardly_One> what did I miss?
10:00 <Ana_Ng> so. much.
10:00 <BlackDevil> me being pregnant
11:00 <Bastardly_One> oh yeah Ana_Ng?
11:00 <Bastardly_One> BlackDevil who to?
11:00 <Skirmish> You missed Ana_Ng getting her cranky pants on and threatening me again. As you can imagine if you have seen her picture ... they are large pants.
11:00 <BlackDevil> ChanOP
11:00 <Bastardly_One> oh that slut
11:00 <BlackDevil> she is
11:00 <BlackDevil> she said she was on the pill
11:00 <Bastardly_One> I ditched ChanOP for sluttydrop 
11:00 <BlackDevil> but i think she lied
11:00 <Bastardly_One> and we've never been the same
11:00 <Bastardly_One> she alway lies
12:00 <Bastardly_One> ever since she get ddosed
12:00 <Bastardly_One> she turned bitter
12:00 <Bastardly_One> and I ditched the slut 
12:00 <Bastardly_One> and married sluttydrop and then all the hassles began
12:00 <Bastardly_One> better get your laywers on to her
13:00 <Bastardly_One> she won't pay support either
13:00 <Bastardly_One> hey
14:00 <Bastardly_One> there is one thing I noticed with that crossover ep
14:00 <Bastardly_One> I don't think either show has has ended with a sad ending before
14:00 <Bastardly_One> but yeah ... 
15:00 <Bastardly_One> only Skirmish will get this 
16:00 <Bastardly_One> if this bitch tells me one more time I must increase her skill
16:00 <Bastardly_One> I am gonna fucking go beserk
18:00 <Ana_Ng> you must increase my skill
19:00 <Skirmish> Have you made sure you have allocated her talents as she levels?
21:00 <Skirmish> My god this coffee tastes like what I can only imagine Ana_Ng's manky vagina tastes like. A combination of mould and off milk. 
26:00 <Bastardly_One> I think so
26:00 <Bastardly_One> just checking
26:00 <Bastardly_One> yep
26:00 <Bastardly_One> I need to be level 25
26:00 <Bastardly_One> that's why she is nagging
26:00 <Bastardly_One> still one more level yet and I hate level crunching so just going ahead with the story if you get what I mean
28:00 <Skirmish> Nearly time to engage the morning routine. On the downward slope to getting ready to go home. 
28:00 <Ana_Ng> *shrugs*
28:00 <Ana_Ng> i play scrabble
29:00 <Skirmish> Wrong chat window ... or more desperate attempts for attention. 
29:00 <Bastardly_One> nothing wrog with scrabble
30:00 <Skirmish> I need to research some chess moves. My son has become so good I can't beat him.
31:00 <Bastardly_One> I can
31:00 <Bastardly_One> t
32:00 <Bastardly_One> lemme try that again
32:00 <Bastardly_One> I can't play chess for shit
32:00 <Skirmish> Me either it seems. 
32:00 <Ana_Ng> yeah, i just couldn't commit the time to learn it well
53:00 <BlackDevil> Bastardly_One
53:00 <Skirmish> He is Diablo'ing. 
55:00 <BlackDevil> pfft
55:00 <BlackDevil> dick
55:00 <BlackDevil> have to take a shower
55:00 <Skirmish> This coffee tastes better cold.  
55:00 <BlackDevil> waiting to take a poo
55:00 <Skirmish> You wanted B1 to go with you?
55:00 <BlackDevil> poo than shower
56:00 <Skirmish> The ole Shit'n'Shave
56:00 <BlackDevil> yea shower after poo is the best
59:00 <Skirmish> A bowel movement before a shower on work days is good. You know you will be right for the duration of the shift and not require time to poop at work where it is no where close to as comfortable as it is at home.
00:00 <Skirmish> On night shifts it's ok, especially when there are no women on shift. You can use the girls toilets.
00:00 <BlackDevil> i poop at work
00:00 <BlackDevil> but i goto the most isolated bathroom
01:00 <Ana_Ng> that is kind
01:00 <Ana_Ng> i am in charge of the trivia game in the isolated bathroom
01:00 <BlackDevil> Ana_Ng poops in a bag and takes it home to flush it
01:00 <Skirmish> lol did you just coyly suggest she is a dog? 
01:00 <Skirmish> Bravo if you did. Well played. 
02:00 <BlackDevil> no
02:00 <BlackDevil> suggesting her as a dog would be this
02:00 <BlackDevil> she poops in the grass and picks it up in a plastic bag and taking it home
02:00 <BlackDevil> see thats a dog
03:00 <Skirmish> It's not far off your first assertion. 
03:00 <Ana_Ng> then i smear it in your face so you can get an erection
04:00 <Skirmish> Have you two considered hooking up? You are both US citizens I believe. 
04:00 <BlackDevil> fuck yea that is hot Ana_Ng
04:00 <Skirmish> Just be careful travelling. Your police have lost their minds and are shooting people with an alarming frequency. 
04:00 <Ana_Ng> unfh
06:00 <Skirmish> Shooting/beating. 
06:00 <Skirmish> I forgot about the woman that was bashed on a highway.
06:00 <Skirmish> I had to lol in a very sad way when the video was shown of the guy that was shot as he reached into his car at a service station to get the licence the police officer had asked him to get. 
07:00 <BlackDevil> they only shoot black people
07:00 <Skirmish> American police make our most trigger happy police look conservative. 
07:00 <Skirmish> Yeah it seems that way BlackDevil. 
08:00 <BlackDevil> well that whats in the news
08:00 <Skirmish> Did you see the reports of the guy that stabbed a burglar with his sword? 
08:00 <Skirmish> Game of Thrones fan ... burglar broke in ... got cut up bad. 
10:00 <Skirmish> He is then on record saying "I wanted him to know I could kill him, but I chose not to. I gave him his life". 
10:00 <Skirmish> You murikans are crazy fuckers.
10:00 <Skirmish> Except Ana_Ng. Her threats are silly and make me giggle like I am high at the dentist.
15:00 <Bastardly_One> geez
15:00 <Bastardly_One> my god!
15:00 <Bastardly_One> I am going through missions right
15:00 <Bastardly_One> like just did two
15:00 <Bastardly_One> and I still haven't fucking leveled
16:00 <Bastardly_One> and this hot enchantress is pissing me off!
16:00 <Bastardly_One> I know I have to fucking choose your skill
16:00 <Bastardly_One> was it bad enough we had leah and her all nice bullshit for the last hour?
16:00 <Bastardly_One> sorry
16:00 <Bastardly_One> Skirmish understands my pain though
17:00 <Skirmish> Not really. I upped the difficulty so I levelled quicker. 
17:00 <Bastardly_One> meh
17:00 <Skirmish> Although if your account with bliz isn't connecting you may not get those bonus'
18:00 <Bastardly_One> I just got the jeweler opened up
18:00 <Bastardly_One> but yeah the bonus is a ring
18:00 <Bastardly_One> ok fine ... who cares in a way
19:00 <Bastardly_One> the point is we console people can't connect our fucking accounts to get it!
19:00 <Bastardly_One> I have 20 billion rings already ... not that stressed ... the principle is annoying though
20:00 <Bastardly_One> enticing people on console to get the new dlc with the game included for 60 bucks
20:00 <Bastardly_One> and they get shit
21:00 <Bastardly_One> their response on the battlenet page?
21:00 <Bastardly_One> oh yeah we know ... we're sorry
21:00 <Bastardly_One> we're "working on it"
21:00 <Bastardly_One> so ... never in other words 
21:00 <Bastardly_One> too busy feeding their PC players shit to buy on WoW
23:00 <Skirmish> Compared to other MMO's their store is tiny. I don't see that arguments point.
24:00 <Bastardly_One> just sayin'
24:00 <Bastardly_One> there always seems a new bit for WoW
24:00 <Bastardly_One> they're probably working on one right now and have no fucking clue what the link issues are
24:00 <Skirmish> They are working on dropping a new major pre xpac patch for wow within the next week or so though. It is most likely a console only issue.
25:00 <Bastardly_One> poofs
25:00 <Bastardly_One> but seriously for a console version
25:00 <Bastardly_One> 9/10
25:00 <Bastardly_One> I can't think of too much wrong with it 
26:00 <Bastardly_One> and hope other companies realise consolers like that shit too
26:00 <Bastardly_One> dear God
26:00 <Bastardly_One> they could put WoW on the new consoles you know
26:00 <Bastardly_One> then it'd take over the world
27:00 <Bastardly_One> I've just never had a good run with gaming PCs
27:00 <Bastardly_One> always fuck them up
27:00 <Bastardly_One> pretty hard to fuck a console up unless you go to great lengths
28:00 <Bastardly_One> AND
28:00 <Bastardly_One> have you ever had those choc cookies that come in lots of 12 from coles?
28:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck they're good
29:00 <Bastardly_One> hey I've a question as a parent 
29:00 <Bastardly_One> even though your son is a teenager
29:00 <Bastardly_One> would you let him play R rated video games?
30:00 <Bastardly_One> let's use something very graphic like the story line of GTA V for an example
30:00 <Skirmish> Wow will never go on console. Too many addons that players won't do without.
31:00 <Bastardly_One> it could be done if you say had the option via usb to save those extentions to an external
31:00 <Bastardly_One> what I was getting at really is the new consoles could handle the graphics and stuff
31:00 <Skirmish> My brother just put a GTX 980 in his pc so he gave me his two 650i's so my pc has a new lease on life at the moment. Not bad for 4 years old.
31:00 <Bastardly_One> and hopefully Diablo III will make some others take notice
32:00 <Bastardly_One> that's all I was waffling about
32:00 <Skirmish> I think they will put Heros of might and storm to console. 
32:00 <Bastardly_One> not bad at all 
32:00 <Bastardly_One> re: the PC
32:00 <Bastardly_One> no shit
32:00 <Bastardly_One> all my gaming machines would last under 2 yrs
32:00 <Skirmish> It wouldn't be hard for them to send Hearthstone to console. It's a card game like Magic. 
33:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm the nerd who's machine has that one in a billion fucked up problem
33:00 <Skirmish> I paid big money when I had this one built. I needed it to last. 
33:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah, like I said 
33:00 <Bastardly_One> IT and I ... dunno 
33:00 <Skirmish> Next one I get I will go water cooled and put some good shit in it so it can last another 4 years.
33:00 <Bastardly_One> love the stuff but we don't have a good run
33:00 <Skirmish> Ok, nearly home time. Cya.
49:00 <Bastardly_One> wb
49:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
49:00 <Bastardly_One> I must finish this mission
49:00 <Bastardly_One> and yeah turn out I didn't level her
49:00 <Bastardly_One> for two other levels
49:00 <Bastardly_One> oops
49:00 <Bastardly_One> oh well, the fights haven't been that hard anyway
50:00 <Skirmish> No wonder she wanted you to train her. 
51:00 <Bastardly_One> no shit
51:00 <Bastardly_One> how I didn't notice I've no idea
51:00 <Bastardly_One> but yeah no wonder she kept complaining
55:00 <Ana_Ng> why is she complaining
55:00 <Ana_Ng> you're supposed to be playing in sync?
58:00 <Bastardly_One> yep
59:00 <Bastardly_One> she's supposed to help me through this section of the game
59:00 <Bastardly_One> part of the story line
07:00 <Skirmish> I never use her. I used the Paladin.
10:00 <Bastardly_One> don't have one 
11:00 <Bastardly_One> I have a scoundrel, a templar or her to choose from I think 
11:00 <Bastardly_One> leah tags along here and there
14:00 <Skirmish> The templar is who I meant.
17:00 <Skirmish> I think it is time for a little tv then off to bed. 
39:00 <wicked_angel> Helllllo
44:00 <wicked_angel> hello hello
44:00 <wicked_angel> hello
00:00 <Shadowgate> AWW Floss your adorable
01:00 <Floss> blow me
04:00 <Fall> welllll
04:00 <Fall> We got a bad ass over here!
15:00 <Shadowgate> lol
15:00 <Shadowgate> were bad asses
16:00 <Bastardly_One> wonder where that Serenity bitch has been?
16:00 <Bastardly_One> been great without her
16:00 <Bastardly_One> oh 
16:00 <Bastardly_One> oops!
16:00 <Floss> careful
16:00 <Bastardly_One> that was my wb we missed you!
20:00 <Matthew> I love Serenity... she is lovely
30:00 <Shadowgate> bastardloy one everyone hates her
31:00 <Shadowgate> hope she died a horrible death under a placid of acid
32:00 <Shadowgate> im sorry that was harsh
41:00 <British^Meat> hiya paNdiS!!
41:00 <British^Meat> Has it been a week wince you got banned already?
41:00 <British^Meat> wow that time flew by
41:00 <paNdiS> I'm not sure
41:00 <British^Meat> weird... i still see 3 of your idents on the ban list
41:00 <paNdiS> but now sezz is back i feel safe
41:00 <British^Meat> guess that that means youre still banned?
41:00 <paNdiS> and i thought you were on ignore so ignore again. bye
42:00 <ShadowLurker> i thought it was a week too
42:00 <British^Meat> weird, id have thought if i was on ignore id be being ignored, and that if you were banned for a week you'd still be banned and not have changed IP
42:00 <British^Meat> so weird
44:00 <paNdiS> yeah well, im keeping ppl on ignore that stir me so eh no probs now
44:00 <British^Meat> cool
44:00 <British^Meat> so how come you're here, i thought u were banned till next week?
44:00 <TheRiddler> he's ignoring maurice's ban again
46:00 <Floss> oh i was wondering wtf you were banging on about then i realised id blocked him hahaha
46:00 <British^Meat> yer, just discussing why paNdiS is here (AGAIN) with a new IP when he was banned for a week
46:00 <British^Meat> that old nutshell
47:00 <ShadowLurker> same shit diff day
47:00 <British^Meat> :)
48:00 <TheRiddler> he said it himself he doesn't respect maurice's ops
48:00 <ShadowLurker> or anyones
49:00 <ShadowLurker> but whatever
50:00 <paNdiS> i respect sezz ops
50:00 <paNdiS> just stop talking about me simples
50:00 <paNdiS> :)
51:00 <Floss> its ok, ive blocked him, thats got to cause him total agony
51:00 <ShadowLurker> same
51:00 <British^Meat> just stay banned, simples
51:00 <paNdiS> woo good good.
51:00 <Floss> lets leave him on the swings while we all go pay in the same pit
51:00 <British^Meat> Saemon told me he taught his lil trick about new ip's to him
51:00 <Floss> shun the poor kid
51:00 <paNdiS> lols
51:00 <British^Meat> its why he keeps coming into my room acting an arse
51:00 <ShadowLurker> saemon taught
51:00 <paNdiS> idc i got mud pies.
51:00 <ShadowLurker> when did this happen
52:00 <British^Meat> no, other way around
52:00 <British^Meat> Saemon learn
52:00 <British^Meat> him lrn good
52:00 <ShadowLurker> wow
52:00 <ShadowLurker> never thought that would happen
52:00 <ShadowLurker> too bad it wasnt hygene or manners
53:00 <British^Meat> from pandas?
53:00 <British^Meat> surely u jest
53:00 <ShadowLurker> anyone
53:00 <Floss> omg dog farted
53:00 <Floss> OMG
53:00 <Floss> ITS IN MY SHIRT
54:00 <TheRiddler> http://i.imgur.com/SU6MC.jpg
59:00 <Mew> its the poo particles getting up in your fabric Flossticles
59:00 <Mew> you'll get pink nipple
07:00 <Mew> http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=YvVQplZzt1A
07:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Angry Boys - Daniel & Nathan - "Middle Finger" (Mar 26, 2014) 1:16 - Category: People & Blogs - 4,475 views - 24 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
11:00 <Mew> I think dunt is meant to be filmed somewhere near Gawler
12:00 <TheRiddler> http://i.imgur.com/WP4Be.jpg
13:00 <TheRiddler> http://i.imgur.com/XhH2C.jpg
15:00 <Bonny> yo
15:00 <British^Meat> heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey?
15:00 <British^Meat> what is dunt?
18:00 <British^Meat> and why is the internet not allowing me to d/l this simpsons family guy thing?
18:00 <Fall> It's not that great, anyway.
18:00 <British^Meat> TBH, i cant stand family guy
18:00 <British^Meat> i hate it, but u know, could be ineteresting
19:00 <TheRiddler> http://www.watchcartoononline.com/family-guy-season-13-episode-1-the-simpsons-guy
19:00 <TheRiddler> just stream
19:00 <British^Meat> i dun wanna watch now i wanna watch later, booooooooooooourns!
19:00 <TheRiddler> pause it then :p
20:00 <British^Meat> but i wanna watch it in my bed on my tv :(
21:00 <Bonny> sooky much?
21:00 <Bonny> next you'll be throwing tantrums
22:00 <paNdiS> oer
22:00 <Fall> god fucking damnit
23:00 <paNdiS> realised i dld that Prisoners film with hugh jackman!
23:00 <Mew> Dunt(not 4real) is the little SA town Daniel n Nathan live in from chris lilleys stuff 
23:00 <TheRiddler> download the video
23:00 <TheRiddler> usually it's either mp4 or flv
24:00 <paNdiS> Bonny https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/10632801_925950104088808_5216986980131264035_n.jpg?oh=abc9af4e6ceb4cc2bb012ae7d2d406e1&oe=54C06238&__gda__=1421548160_7151e7e0f8f58521e51a978c7f59f1cd hahaha
24:00 <Bonny> lol
25:00 <paNdiS> lols
25:00 <paNdiS> that dude is so chill
32:00 <British^Meat> paNdiS arent you still banned for a few days?
33:00 <British^Meat> and yes, i might very well chuck a paddy if i cant watch said show in bed 
34:00 <British^Meat> TheRiddler im trying, but i duinno, maybe its a prob with my pc, but its being a total cok
34:00 <British^Meat> tell me, r u utorrent savvy?
35:00 <TheRiddler> nope
35:00 <TheRiddler> I used to be
35:00 <TheRiddler> then I stopped using it for ages
35:00 <TheRiddler> because of net problems
35:00 <British^Meat> dang it
37:00 <British^Meat> when in doubt, reeboot
46:00 <Thoth> Ya'll are fucking ignents
46:00 <Thoth> Stop being ignent
47:00 <Floss> yoyo
47:00 <Floss> yall are good
47:00 <Floss> but pandis had the best rant of all time
48:00 <British^Meat> its what he does...
48:00 <Thoth> OF ALL TIME
51:00 <British^Meat> crikey, what a statement
52:00 <angelic_angelbloke> Tribute?
56:00 <paNdiS> thx
56:00 <paNdiS> id like to thank all my fans for supporting me over the years
56:00 <angelic_angelbloke> Hi pandis
56:00 <paNdiS> ih
56:00 <angelic_angelbloke> Wanna pm?
56:00 <paNdiS> sex?
56:00 <angelic_angelbloke> Yes
58:00 <paNdiS> no thx
58:00 <British^Meat> lol
58:00 <British^Meat> the downfall of pandis
58:00 <British^Meat> all this is the exact reason he got banned from #adelaidesa yrs ago (though he still denies it and says he left)
58:00 <British^Meat> he's now a #melbourne staple
59:00 <TheRiddler> seeing simpsons in a more violent light is just weird
00:00 <British^Meat> uninstalling/re-installing my utorrent :(
01:00 <Thoth> All the stupds come out in summer I swear
01:00 <Thoth> The freaks disappear tho
01:00 <angelic_angelbloke> You know why bart doesnt age
01:00 <angelic_angelbloke> Well why anyone doesnt age
02:00 <paNdiS> it's Spring
02:00 <angelic_angelbloke> Is not
02:00 <Bonny> yes it is
02:00 <angelic_angelbloke> Oh
02:00 <angelic_angelbloke> Fine
02:00 <British^Meat> paNdiS will u still chat in main when Maurice logs back on?
02:00 <paNdiS> spring and fall best seasons <3
02:00 <angelic_angelbloke> Us is in fall
03:00 <paNdiS> summer would be fab if there were palm trees planeted everywhere
03:00 <paNdiS> ino
03:00 <angelic_angelbloke> So its not spring
03:00 <angelic_angelbloke> Bonny fibbed
03:00 <Bonny> it's spring
03:00 <TheRiddler> because they all live next to a nuclear powerplant?
04:00 <angelic_angelbloke> Theriddle knows
04:00 <angelic_angelbloke> +r
04:00 <British^Meat> simpsons/futurama thing will be better probs
05:00 <paNdiS> o k
06:00 <paNdiS> man i love a good dark thriller
06:00 <TheRiddler> didn't they already did a crossover?
06:00 <British^Meat> nobody wants you here :/
06:00 <British^Meat> nah TheRiddler, maybe in comic form
07:00 <British^Meat> I think this one comes out early Nov
07:00 <Thoth> paNdiS: what the fuck are you doing here cunthead?
07:00 <paNdiS> fucking
07:00 <Thoth> I thought we were losers cause you're banned
07:00 <TheRiddler> oh wait
07:00 <British^Meat> he kinda is banned
07:00 <TheRiddler> yeah
08:00 <paNdiS> i forgot about you, ignored
08:00 <British^Meat> unless i read a website from last yr TheRiddler, i dnno i didnt really check
08:00 <British^Meat> i dunno paNdiS, but maybe coz u keep changing your IP it has something to do with who you can and cant ignore
08:00 <British^Meat> im no expert
10:00 <Bonny> changing ips doesn't change ignore
10:00 <Thoth> Yolo changes my sweg
10:00 <Bonny> only if the person that is being ignored changes their ip the ignore has no use
10:00 <Thoth> u mad?
10:00 <Thoth> I gel my hair
11:00 <angelic_angelbloke> I just saved a cat
11:00 <Mew> goon bag swag
11:00 <paNdiS> woo almost 1pm
11:00 <Thoth> Some boongas swooped in and tried to snatch it up in their beaks
11:00 <Thoth> Black cunts
12:00 <angelic_angelbloke> Next doors cat got its head stuck
12:00 <angelic_angelbloke> I had to help it out
12:00 <Mew> Thoth get ya pic out
12:00 <Thoth> with duck lips
13:00 <Mew> please
13:00 <Thoth> First show me your genitals
13:00 <British^Meat> i also want to see a pic of Thoth
13:00 <Mew> just show a pic godammit
13:00 <Thoth> Genitals first
14:00 <angelic_angelbloke> U show a pic mew
14:00 <Thoth> No tits plz
14:00 <Mew> meh worth a try
14:00 <Thoth> Just vag
14:00 <Thoth> With sharpie in the pooper
14:00 <British^Meat> i dont want to show u my genitals
14:00 <British^Meat> i only want to see you
14:00 <British^Meat> not bits of u
14:00 <British^Meat> how is that fair?
15:00 <Thoth> I guess we'll both just have to wonder
15:00 <Mew> yeah just your face Thoth link a facey pic 
15:00 <Mew> pff
15:00 <British^Meat> as if
15:00 <British^Meat> im sure u can imagine what my junk looks like
16:00 <Thoth> im sure u can imagine what my face looks like
16:00 <Floss> ill send u a pic of my ring of concern
17:00 <Mew> think of all the irc gash you'll have after you if you link a pic
17:00 <British^Meat> hmmmmm Thoth
17:00 <British^Meat> do you look like thor?
17:00 <Mew> lmao Floss
17:00 <Thoth> throfing at the gash eh
17:00 <British^Meat> do you have a beard?
17:00 <Mew> froffin
17:00 <British^Meat> i dont get this whole beard thing these days
17:00 <Floss> lol gash
17:00 <Floss> such a graphic term
18:00 <Mew> gash4cash
18:00 <angelic_angelbloke> Flashgash4cash
18:00 <Floss> fucking flies i hate them
18:00 <Floss> i need blinds
18:00 <angelic_angelbloke> Dont eat them
18:00 <Thoth> how about we auction away my photo
19:00 <Thoth> with proceeds going towards russell crowe fighting cancer
19:00 <Thoth> bidding starts at $1
19:00 <Thoth> go
19:00 <Mew> you've dragged it on too long now we know your too shy to show it
19:00 <Mew> NEEEXT
19:00 <Thoth> I've never seen any of your faces
19:00 <Thoth> Unfair
20:00 <angelic_angelbloke> Mew is faceless
21:00 <Thoth> Thats pretty legit
21:00 <Thoth> Whats the difference between a girls mouth and her vagina?
21:00 <Thoth> There is none.
22:00 <British^Meat> wow
23:00 <Mew> I was gonna say teeth.. But some girls
23:00 <Thoth> heh
23:00 <Thoth> True that
23:00 <Mew> nomnomnom
24:00 <Thoth> I CAME IN HER LIKE A WRECKING BALL! SHE BIT MY LOVE SO HARD IT BLEEDS
28:00 <TheRiddler> now you have to sit down to pee
31:00 <British^Meat> how many seasons of southpark are there?
31:00 <Thoth> Just the one
32:00 <Thoth> Just the one
33:00 <TheRiddler> 18
33:00 <TheRiddler> season 18 has just started
33:00 <British^Meat> cheers
35:00 <British^Meat> havent watched that or the simpsons in yonks, diving back in
35:00 <British^Meat> though im figuring southpark still has it, the simpsons, maybe not so much
35:00 <TheRiddler> simpsons has lost it
36:00 <TheRiddler> southpark is ok
36:00 <Thoth> Simpsons is shit
36:00 <Thoth> It was okay 10 years ago tho
36:00 <TheRiddler> the latest southpark eps is about kickstarter
38:00 <Thoth> No? Really? Is it? Do tell
42:00 <angelic_angelbloke> How late was it?
43:00 <Thoth> Just saying this is IRC. If it were a medium to talk about film, it'd be IMDB. Except its IRC, so we troll.
48:00 <British^Meat> huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh?
48:00 <British^Meat> i think its more a #melbourne thing
48:00 <British^Meat> dont get me wrong #melbourne, i love ya, but u know
48:00 <British^Meat> You're the most populated chan on austnet, its bound to happen
55:00 <Thoth> So, lets get drunk
01:00 <ShadowLurker> most populated and most heavily medicated
05:00 <FredFlinstone> chardy timerz
28:00 <TheRiddler> clark has chosen geelong as his preffered club
29:00 <TheRiddler> Mitch Clark of the demons
29:00 <FredFlinstone> lucky them
29:00 <TheRiddler> trade radio is on already
29:00 <FredFlinstone> lol
29:00 <FredFlinstone> its sad isnt it
30:00 <Thoth> What you're talking aboot or football?
37:00 <TheRiddler> geelong has confirmed they're also going after frawley
38:00 <TheRiddler> I reckon he'll end up at collingwood
38:00 <TheRiddler> for harry whatever his last name is now
43:00 <FredFlinstone> taylor?
43:00 <FredFlinstone> no way surely not
44:00 <TheRiddler> no harry O
44:00 <TheRiddler> harry lumumba
44:00 <attractive_angelic_angel> Harry kewl
45:00 <TheRiddler> he nominated demons
46:00 <Loof> attractive_angelic_angel
46:00 <Loof> what a fuckwit
47:00 <attractive_angelic_angel> Lol
49:00 <paNdiS> ur so hot attractive_angelic_angel
49:00 <attractive_angelic_angel> Thanx pandis
49:00 <attractive_angelic_angel> Ily
49:00 <paNdiS> ily2
49:00 <TheRiddler> http://i.imgur.com/wsXjZ.jpg
49:00 <attractive_angelic_angel> <3 x 2
49:00 <TheRiddler> this better not be a fake
50:00 <TheRiddler> I haven't found it yet
50:00 <paNdiS> HEHE
50:00 <Saemon> paNdiS :]
50:00 <paNdiS> ey
50:00 <paNdiS> pumpz
51:00 <Saemon> good to see you back bro
51:00 <paNdiS> :P
51:00 <paNdiS> ty
51:00 <Saemon> missed your presence in here
51:00 <paNdiS> aha
51:00 <Thoth> You know when Maurice gets here you'll just be banned again
51:00 <Saemon> we need to keep the scooby gang in this room in check
51:00 <Thoth> And that you're still a fuckwit
52:00 <Saemon> i just had the best pizza ever
52:00 <paNdiS> choice xD
52:00 <Saemon> ate 2 large pizzas by myself lol
52:00 <Thoth> Bulking
52:00 <Saemon> yep
52:00 <paNdiS> nice one haha
52:00 <Saemon> after about 1 week of bulking, im gona shred
53:00 <Thoth> What happened to working out? Not working out?
53:00 <TheRiddler> piling on the shit
53:00 <paNdiS> i broke my tuesday fast by 4 hrs :/
53:00 <Saemon> so its 1 entire week of maccas and pizza
53:00 <Thoth> You're such a fat fuck
53:00 <TheRiddler> he wants to keep his dsp Thoth lol
53:00 <Saemon> thoth im bulking, u dont work out while u are trying to gain size
53:00 <Thoth> Yet last night you were talking about losing weight
53:00 <TheRiddler> he wears a moo moo
53:00 <Saemon> once u gain the mass, thats when u workout to "sculpt" the mass
54:00 <Saemon> Thoth that was last night
54:00 <Saemon> ive done some research on the internet since then
54:00 <TheRiddler> you know nothing Saemon
54:00 <Saemon> and have now formed a new workout plan
54:00 <TheRiddler> you're all shit
54:00 <Thoth> Have you seen a personal trainer yet?
54:00 <Saemon> no
54:00 <Saemon> they're useless
54:00 <Thoth> You're useless
54:00 <Loof> attractive_angelic_angel is daddy's little slut
54:00 <Thoth> With your gym membership so you can do free weights
54:00 <Maurice> And he cant afford one
55:00 <Saemon> they tell u shit that u can already read yourself from the internent
55:00 <Thoth> Maurice: is paNdiS still banned forever?
55:00 <attractive_angelic_angel> Hi loof
55:00 <TheRiddler> he spends it all on junk food obviously
55:00 <Loof> doesn't leave the soup kitchen till every homeless cock has been sampled
55:00 <TheRiddler> hai Maurice
55:00 <paNdiS> i get my clothes tonite Saemon :P
56:00 <Saemon> nice bro
56:00 <paNdiS> arrived pretty darn fast
56:00 <TheRiddler> confirmed lions out of running for Ryder
57:00 <TheRiddler> daniel merret and joel pattful are just rumours
59:00 <Loof> this ass stained bitch is even more dumb than TheRiddler
59:00 <Loof> amazing
59:00 <FredFlinstone> essesnshit is fucked
59:00 <TheRiddler> http://i.imgur.com/eviBB.jpg lol
00:00 <TheRiddler> I can see how having trade radio early helps
01:00 <TheRiddler> clears up the rumours from the real news
04:00 <Digerati> POA, TESTATRIX, & PROBATE, i mean wtf, this court system is fucking gone
04:00 <Digerati> nobody has a say in wills anymore
05:00 <Digerati> it's all "due" process
05:00 <Digerati> ffs
05:00 <Digerati> bee
05:00 <Digerati> the justice system always has a clause
05:00 <Digerati> fucking loopholes
06:00 <Digerati> it get's to a certain point but
06:00 <Digerati> than the executor loses the probate and it's passed onto the state trustees
07:00 <Digerati> fuck this fucking system
07:00 <Digerati> it's screwed up
07:00 <Digerati> over a million dollars is up for grabs
07:00 <Digerati> it's not to say that i won't get anything, i will 100%
07:00 <Digerati> but the time line is insane
07:00 <Digerati> and the costs as well
08:00 <Digerati> they all want to make money
08:00 <Digerati> rain is coming
09:00 <Digerati> holy fuck
09:00 <Digerati> check this out
09:00 <Digerati> http://www.bom.gov.au/products/IDR023.loop.shtml
09:00 <Digerati> we are in for a massive storm
13:00 <Fall> blame Abbott
14:00 <TheRiddler> http://i.imgur.com/BfHFn.jpg
16:00 <Thoth> Nah blame canada
18:00 <Doodle> its been through here
18:00 <Doodle> its not that massive
18:00 <Doodle> but you precious melbourne people will be calling the ses non stop anyway
19:00 <Maurice> Thats what she said
19:00 <Doodle> lolol
19:00 <TheRiddler> confirmed
19:00 <TheRiddler> shaun higgins is leaving
20:00 <TheRiddler> and 2 clubs have contacted him
20:00 <Maurice> Not old higgy
20:00 <TheRiddler> 1 being north melbourne
20:00 <Maurice> Who ever that is
40:00 <Thoth> Mew: you said face but uhh
41:00 <Thoth> if you like I'll send you a photo of my cock
41:00 <Thoth> I haven't shaved or washed for some time so its repulsive. You'll prob love it
42:00 <Mew> sounds like my cuppa D
45:00 <Thoth> Enjoy.
02:00 <FredFlinstone> *is listening to Sorry by The Easybeats*
03:00 <TheRon> the rolling stones - miss you
03:00 <FredFlinstone> :P
03:00 <FredFlinstone> later
03:00 <FredFlinstone> the stones
03:00 <TheRiddler> dip his genitals in hot water to make a soup
04:00 <TheRon> TheRiddler: you seen my teabag?
04:00 <FredFlinstone> oh no
04:00 <FredFlinstone> please
04:00 <TheRiddler> hai MJsGrl
04:00 <Doodle> @mp3 The Rolling Stones - Miss You (Dr Dre Remix 2002).mp3 (3.36MB 128kbps Stereo 3:39)
04:00 <TheRon> dr dre??
04:00 <Doodle> yeee boiiiii
04:00 <FredFlinstone> a remix
04:00 <FredFlinstone> fake
04:00 <FredFlinstone> not real
04:00 <FredFlinstone> fucked
04:00 <Doodle> its off the austin powers soundtrack
04:00 <TheRon> indeed
05:00 <FredFlinstone> *is listening to Don't stop by Rolling Stones*
05:00 <Doodle> its the same song to a different beat, hardly a remix
05:00 <FredFlinstone> love this song!
05:00 <FredFlinstone> woohoo
05:00 <TheRon> still
05:00 <Doodle> music snobs
05:00 <FredFlinstone> dont stop!
06:00 <FredFlinstone> keep sucking
06:00 <FredFlinstone> lmao
06:00 <TheRon> a chardy a day keeps the doctor away
06:00 <FredFlinstone> no doctors here
06:00 <FredFlinstone> dont want them sticking their fingers anywhere
06:00 <Doodle> who has a torque wrench i can borrow
07:00 <FredFlinstone> sorry
07:00 <TheRon> i'd trust a young attractive blonde just out of med school to check my prostate
07:00 <Doodle> lol
07:00 <FredFlinstone> I have a wench
07:00 <FredFlinstone> lol
07:00 <Doodle> nah need a tq wrench
07:00 <FredFlinstone> :(
07:00 <Doodle> not that i can use it today while a river is going down my driveway
07:00 <TheRon> flipping cold ain't it
07:00 <FredFlinstone> lmao
07:00 <Doodle> yeh its shit
07:00 <FredFlinstone> and windy
08:00 <Doodle> i need to change my wheels over cos i have no tread left
08:00 <Doodle> and its wet
08:00 <Doodle> and its slidey
08:00 <FredFlinstone> I have 4WD
08:00 <FredFlinstone> so no prob here
08:00 <FredFlinstone> :P
08:00 <Doodle> yeah i have tc but i switch it off :D
09:00 <FredFlinstone> and all terrain tyres
09:00 <TheRon> FredFlinstone: FEELS THE NEED TO SIT THAT MUCH HIGHER THAN OTHER DRIVERS
09:00 <FredFlinstone> lol
09:00 <FredFlinstone> not much
09:00 <FredFlinstone> its not a hugge one
09:00 <Doodle> yeah i have bald 275/30s
09:00 <FredFlinstone> then get new ones
09:00 <FredFlinstone> ffs
09:00 <Doodle> cant
09:00 <FredFlinstone> why not?
09:00 <Doodle> i am what you might call
09:00 <Doodle> 'between jobs'
10:00 <FredFlinstone> then you shouldnt have burnt your tyres out
10:00 <FredFlinstone> doing shit burn outs
10:00 <Doodle> plus i have a set with good rubber on them sitting there
10:00 <Doodle> i dont do burn outs lol
10:00 <Doodle> they have just worn out
10:00 <FredFlinstone> oh yeah
10:00 <FredFlinstone> only doughnuts
10:00 <FredFlinstone> lmao
10:00 <Doodle> nah 
11:00 <Doodle> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TJLJ8z9kSiM
11:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Tree Fiddy Invidia Gemini (May 7, 2013) 0:14 - Category: Autos & Vehicles - 106 views views - 1 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
11:00 <Doodle> thats about the biggest skid i've done in the dry
11:00 <FredFlinstone> in yur undies?
11:00 <FredFlinstone> lol
12:00 <Doodle> neg
12:00 <FredFlinstone> a great big skidder
14:00 <FredFlinstone> chunky bits
15:00 <FredFlinstone> lmao
20:00 <Doodle> 420
20:00 <TheRon> it sure is
20:00 <TheRon> you stocked up?
22:00 <Doodle> fkoath m8
22:00 <TheRon> good man
26:00 <paNdiS> ronnies
27:00 <paNdiS> do u like my gf https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xap1/v/t1.0-9/10311730_810733508983288_3908456340427389026_n.jpg?oh=469d83aa2838937181837f63c3d05a64&oe=54CF2898&__gda__=1421939524_cd0c4074e38372e3441dbfb5c1fec5b3
27:00 <paNdiS> lol
27:00 <paNdiS> not that she'd look twice at me..
27:00 <TheRon> no
27:00 <paNdiS> haha
28:00 <FredFlinstone> *is listening to Under my thumb by Rolling Stones*
28:00 <FredFlinstone> woot
28:00 <TheRon> great song
28:00 <FredFlinstone> go baby
29:00 <TheRon> yes i'm back in black
29:00 <FredFlinstone> woot
29:00 <FredFlinstone> go Mick
29:00 <FredFlinstone> maybe some Acca later
32:00 <FredFlinstone> *is listening to You got me rocking by Rolling Stones*
33:00 <Thoth> Maurice: please ban paNdiS 
36:00 <TheRon> they call me dr worm, i'm not a real doctor but i am a real worm
36:00 <FredFlinstone> i see
36:00 <FredFlinstone> *is listening to Out of Time by Rolling Stones*
39:00 <TheRon> mitch clark looking good for geelong
40:00 <FredFlinstone> lucky you
40:00 <TheRon> lumumba wants the dees, no idea why
40:00 <FredFlinstone> good luck with that
40:00 <FredFlinstone> mental case if you aske me
40:00 <TheRon> he and frawley
40:00 <TheRon> geelong will provide the stability he needs
41:00 <FredFlinstone> oh yeah
41:00 <FredFlinstone> you have the meds do you?
41:00 <FredFlinstone> get them from essenshit
41:00 <TheRon> stokes will look after him
41:00 <FredFlinstone> hah!
41:00 <FredFlinstone> I got to turn the heater on ffs
42:00 <TheRon> ryder a shoe in for port
43:00 <FredFlinstone> heater is on
43:00 <TheRon> the heat is on
44:00 <FredFlinstone> indeed
44:00 <FredFlinstone> fuck footy 
44:00 <FredFlinstone> this is shit all this crap now
44:00 <TheRon> go souths
44:00 <FredFlinstone> yes rugby
44:00 <bee_girl> Cheers to that 
44:00 <TheRon> bulldogs just shit me
44:00 <FredFlinstone> aussie rules think they rule it all
44:00 <FredFlinstone> take a fuckin break
44:00 <FredFlinstone> its over!
45:00 <TheRon> when the war is over, got to get away
45:00 <TheRon> pack my bags to no place in no time no day
45:00 <FredFlinstone> come to not so sunny Sorrento lol
46:00 <TheRon> remember that kony bloke whacking off in san diego??
50:00 <TheRon> nobody wants garlett or robinson
50:00 <FredFlinstone> *is listening to Time is on my side by Rolling Stones*
51:00 <TheRon> steppenwolf - born to be wild
51:00 <FredFlinstone> I got that too
51:00 <FredFlinstone> enjoying the Stones
51:00 <FredFlinstone> been a while
03:00 <TheRon> hooddo gurus - like wow / wipeout
03:00 <FredFlinstone> *is listening to Anybody seen my Baby by Rolling Stones*
06:00 <FredFlinstone> *is listening to Get off my cloud by Rolling Stones*
08:00 <TheRon> you're the voice try and understand it, make a noise and make it clear
10:00 <FredFlinstone> *is listening to Ruby Tuesday by Rolling Stones*
10:00 <TheRon> goodbye ruby tuesday
11:00 <FredFlinstone> :)
11:00 <FredFlinstone> *is listening to Paint it black by Rolling Stones*
11:00 <FredFlinstone> yes!
11:00 <FredFlinstone> great song
11:00 <TheRon> toto - afrcia
11:00 <FredFlinstone> woohooo
12:00 <FredFlinstone> volume up
12:00 <TheRon> it's so quiet
12:00 <FredFlinstone> not ehre
12:00 <FredFlinstone> here
12:00 <TheRon> here either but.....
14:00 <paNdiS> Gob version ftw imo
14:00 <FredFlinstone> pandis the cunt
15:00 <TheRon> thats his official title
15:00 <FredFlinstone> CUNT
15:00 <TheRon> like catherine the great
15:00 <TheRon> or atilla the hun
15:00 <FredFlinstone> atilla the cunt
16:00 <TheRon> you've been.........THUNDERSTRUCK!
16:00 <FredFlinstone> woohooo
18:00 <FredFlinstone> one bottle down
18:00 <FredFlinstone> looks like I geting pished
19:00 <FredFlinstone> who wants me tonight?
19:00 <FredFlinstone> lmao
19:00 <TheRon> no!
20:00 <FredFlinstone> I asked who not you!
20:00 <TheRon> just making it clear
20:00 <FredFlinstone> lol
20:00 <FredFlinstone> dont worry you are safe
20:00 <FredFlinstone> wouldnt fuck you with Pandis;s
21:00 <TheRon> good to know
21:00 <paNdiS> you're mean now FredFlinstone
21:00 <FredFlinstone> and you barrack for the pusssie
21:00 <FredFlinstone> this is for you TheRon
22:00 <FredFlinstone> *is listening to Let's spend the night Together by Rolling Stones*
22:00 <TheRon> go cats
22:00 <FredFlinstone> pussies
22:00 <FredFlinstone> andrew
22:00 <FredFlinstone> mackie
22:00 <FredFlinstone> not Joel
22:00 <TheRon> i just spent 6 months in a leaky boat
23:00 <FredFlinstone> we;ll plug your arse
23:00 <TheRon> i'd give that tom bell a go
24:00 <FredFlinstone> really?
24:00 <FredFlinstone> omg
24:00 <FredFlinstone> you are sad
24:00 <TheRon> you wouldn't?
24:00 <FredFlinstone> no
24:00 <TheRon> loks like kouta
24:00 <FredFlinstone> sexier at Carlton than him
24:00 <FredFlinstone> not many I agree
24:00 <TheRon> the fat cunt?
24:00 <FredFlinstone> Hawks have nice 
24:00 <FredFlinstone> fuck off
25:00 <FredFlinstone> cunston
25:00 <FredFlinstone> brutester
25:00 <FredFlinstone> and that abo
25:00 <FredFlinstone> Hill
25:00 <FredFlinstone> he got a hot arse
25:00 <TheRon> cyril is delicious
25:00 <FredFlinstone> no
25:00 <FredFlinstone> not my thing
25:00 <FredFlinstone> Bruce yes
25:00 <FredFlinstone> Hill is nicer
25:00 <FredFlinstone> younger
25:00 <FredFlinstone> tighter
25:00 <FredFlinstone> lolz
26:00 <FredFlinstone> there are none from Sydney they all fuglies
27:00 <FredFlinstone> how many at Geebangers you recon bat both ways?
27:00 <TheRon> the rolling stones - satisfaction
27:00 <FredFlinstone> I know of one at Carlton
27:00 <TheRon> not sure
27:00 <FredFlinstone> I told you the one at Carton
27:00 <FredFlinstone> not the best
28:00 <TheRon> that lincoln mccarthy would go off
28:00 <paNdiS> ow i had a coffee and it didnt make me pooop
28:00 <FredFlinstone> who he?
28:00 <FredFlinstone> *is listening to Unchain My Heart (90's Version) by Joe Cocker*
28:00 <TheRon> nice
28:00 <paNdiS> unchaiiin ma heearrt
28:00 <paNdiS> unchain da wolves
28:00 <TheRon> you can leave your hat on
29:00 <FredFlinstone> love Joe
29:00 <FredFlinstone> always have
29:00 <FredFlinstone> set me freeeeeeee
29:00 <paNdiS> http://yournewswire.com/video-assange-sneaks-into-us-conference-as-full-body-3d-hologram/
30:00 <FredFlinstone> had to turn it down
30:00 <FredFlinstone> getting hot
30:00 <TheRon> thought the wife was annoying you
31:00 <TheRon> woo toto - rosanna, love this song
31:00 <FredFlinstone> I am in Sorrento
31:00 <FredFlinstone> alone!
31:00 <TheRon> ahh yes
32:00 <TheRon> you want me to make a phone call, i could get you this chick i know, she could......
32:00 <paNdiS> where's Sorrento
32:00 <FredFlinstone> go on
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