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00:00 <ATS63> When I'm cruising the streets, in work car, sometimes I turn the radio off and pump that track. Bitches love it
00:00 <Mew> dont you get weirded out knowing that you're dipping your dick into a cocktail of like 6 other dudes cum in her butthole?
01:00 <beehhh> yum
01:00 <Mew> ew lol
01:00 <xm> beehhh likes it because he's doing it with men by proxy
01:00 <beehhh> oohhh why lol
01:00 <xm> exactly
01:00 <beehhh> its called rimjob
02:00 <Mew> whats a rimjob
02:00 <beehhh> you rim the anus
02:00 <Mew> and thennn
02:00 <doctor> sounds distasteful
02:00 <ATS63> by proxy? eskimo brothers?
02:00 <beehhh> i can put your arse into it
02:00 <beehhh> icecube babe
02:00 <Mew> and thennnnnnnn
02:00 <beehhh> 99 babeh
03:00 <beehhh> trannies are better than CD
03:00 <Mew> do it do it do it
03:00 <xm> i always need urbandictionary opened up when im on IRC. the same way a programmer needs a manual when working
04:00 <ATS63> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GtZbD_Yk3Ys
04:00 <xm> i feel so behind when people here know all the terms
04:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Third Eye Blind - Slow Motion - with lyrics (Nov 21, 2009) 4:34 - Category: Music - 473,720 - 1,461 likes (97.5%), 37 dislikes (2.5%)
04:00 <xm> it's like i got glandular fever in school and rock up and everyone is months ahead
04:00 <xm> someone give me an IRC syllabus
04:00 <Maurice> I had that in high school, 3 months of school wooo
04:00 <xm> really?
04:00 <Maurice> Off*
04:00 <xm> and no repeating?
05:00 <Maurice> Nope
05:00 <xm> well, that's good then
05:00 <doctor> yeah, IRC will be the end of the english language eventually. which is good, as english is the most vulgar nonsensical language to have existed in the history of man
05:00 <Maurice> I typod, off school
05:00 <beehhh> x360 yeah
05:00 <ATS63> doctor: No, that already happened
05:00 <beehhh> easy to carry
05:00 <doctor> in fact i'd go as far to suggest that english has ruined language completely
05:00 <ATS63> IRC was the end of language
05:00 <ATS63> Who do you talk to who isn't on IRC?
05:00 <beehhh> i was smaller than mews ball
05:00 <doctor> you're probably right ATS63
05:00 <beehhh> used to be
06:00 <Mew> my ball was huge
06:00 <beehhh> what happned
06:00 <ATS63> I have a word for it
06:00 <ATS63> Faggotry
06:00 <xm> IRC was created by a Finish linguist who wanted to see the destruction of English and the universalisation of Esperanto
06:00 <Mew> it just fell off
06:00 <tooheys> xm, i know of NO programmers who use manuals (unless manpages count)
06:00 <beehhh> you should have been in a cube
06:00 <Mew> Esperanto! Jump on it!
07:00 <doctor> If that's true, I support them 100%. where can I donate?
07:00 <xm> tooheys, i dont mean like book manuals. but many do. there are rich APIs and there are many parameters
07:00 <beehhh> http://www.naturalfactors.com.my/product_info_901003-100021.htm
07:00 <beehhh> extremly potent n supergood
07:00 <ATS63> tooheys: exactly, asians don't need manuals. Just raw minerals
08:00 <ATS63> Like rice
08:00 <beehhh> highly recommended to young adult and atlethics
08:00 <beehhh> rice with steamed viggie with musrhroom
08:00 <beehhh> i cook with ginger
08:00 <xm> languages themselves are fairly simple but people like to refer to documentation for the examples and so on
09:00 <ATS63> People, I hope
09:00 <tooheys> most languages are simple... then theres things like php and java which are designed to be as hard to use as possible
09:00 <xm> the frameworks for the languages can be pretty advanced. virtually no one has mastered thath off the top of their head
09:00 <tooheys> absolutely appalling designs
10:00 <ATS63> Actually make that people and cats. Ginger cats are also cunts
10:00 <xm> PHP's syntax etc is simple. but there are a million different commands and a million ways of doing the same thing. there's also inconsistency in how the parameters are used. it's not strictly typed
10:00 <ATS63> They walk in the room and they're all like "hey, fuck you, I'm a ginger cat"
10:00 <beehhh> chaturbat
10:00 <xm> and things get deprecated over time too
10:00 <tooheys> it might be simple, but when you're used to assembly and c, its VERY confusing
11:00 <xm> changes between versions can be dramatic
11:00 <xm> ive done both ASM for Motorola and embedded C
11:00 <beehhh> not if you do something especial
11:00 <beehhh> williamstown i go back
11:00 <xm> you still need to use the manual occasionally know to know about specific memory things
11:00 <xm> the addresses
11:00 <beehhh> or darwin i prefer mate
11:00 <beehhh> same country still
11:00 <tooheys> 68k?
11:00 <xm> 68HC11
11:00 <ATS63> raaf?
12:00 <beehhh> bigcity too expensive
12:00 <beehhh> work at the aboriginal's bottleO NT ayers rock
13:00 <ATS63> Breaking Blacks eh
13:00 <beehhh> fill fridge and sniff petrol
13:00 <beehhh> she'll be right ere
13:00 <Serenity> this is how we do
13:00 <Serenity> do do do do
13:00 <tooheys> cool... yeah everyone occasionally has to refer to docs but you made it sound like all programmers have a big thick book at their desk that they constantly refer to :)
13:00 <xm> ginger cats have no souls. just liek ginger people. that's why they are very careful about their 9 lives
14:00 <ATS63> This one time in transport tycoon, I simulated Alice Springs. It was pretty cool I thought. I try to tell as many people as I can
14:00 <beehhh> rabbits are tastier than fetus
14:00 <tooheys> that must have been fascinating ATS63... what do they have there, 1 station and a handful of bus stops?
14:00 <beehhh> who cook me lamb tonight
14:00 <ATS63> And two airports
14:00 <beehhh> hemant i miss you boy
14:00 <beehhh> he elder
15:00 <ATS63> I made so little money
15:00 <beehhh> cause you dont roll the dice like we do
15:00 <xm> also tooheys that was just a joke
15:00 <beehhh> you have buying tattslotto n thoohys
16:00 <xm> you must be a programmer!
16:00 <xm> i was a spergy too at one stage it's OK
16:00 <beehhh> indeed i was
16:00 <ATS63> I'm a professional hobbyist minecraft programmer
16:00 <beehhh> scapegoat
16:00 <ATS63> These days
16:00 <tooheys> spergy?
17:00 <xm> isnt Tony De Bit dead?
17:00 <xm> asperger's
17:00 <beehhh> you call me brother my man
17:00 <tooheys> xm, yes he is, sadly
17:00 <ATS63> How does assburgers kill people?
17:00 <beehhh> if'd remember a long time back we were together
17:00 <xm> which style do you mostly listen to
17:00 <beehhh> everything from the space
17:00 <xm> that was ages ago though
17:00 <simba> doritos
17:00 <beehhh> few million atleast
17:00 <tooheys> xm, uk hardcore & trance
18:00 <xm> lovely!
18:00 <simba> \aLiEn8D\-[Romeo] doritos
18:00 <xm> i started off with happy hardcore :)
18:00 <\aLiEn8D\-[Romeo]> sup simba?
18:00 <xm> but i mostly listen to trance and house now. but lately trance
18:00 <ATS63> Oh. He died of HIV. He was happiest inside vagina like me. Makes sense
18:00 <xm> ey romeo
18:00 <\aLiEn8D\-[Romeo]> hi xm
18:00 <beehhh> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kH8nsXpxlxU
18:00 <simba> eatin doritos
18:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Meditations: Native American Flute Album ( Sep 26, 2012) 0 - Category: Music - 1,736,536 - 12,429 likes (97.4%), 331 dislikes (2.6%)
18:00 <tooheys> ATS63, he was gay...
18:00 <\aLiEn8D\-[Romeo]> i just made a fresh coffee
18:00 <xm> tooheys, nearly all of my CDs that i bought are UK hardcore
18:00 <ATS63> tooheys: yes, I know :(
18:00 <\aLiEn8D\-[Romeo]> ah cool
18:00 <xm> but i mysteriously stopped after getting a good Internet connection
19:00 <beehhh> who wants asian pussy
19:00 <xm> i know Sharkey was gay
19:00 <xm> he was brilliant as well
19:00 <beehhh> footscray gang
19:00 <ATS63> beehhh: mongolian lamb thanks
19:00 <beehhh> cross the train bridge
19:00 <beehhh> bushido blade altona bay
19:00 <xm> tooheys, i'm surprised you're still loyal to hardcore. most people quit ages ago. or the ones that listen to it now are fresh to it
20:00 <xm> assuming you started back then in the 90s
20:00 <tooheys> ive got all the bonkers, hardcore heaven, hardcore underground, clubland xtreme hardcore, etc
20:00 <xm> 'hardcore will never die'
20:00 <xm> i had an ID&T sticker on mym lunchbox
20:00 <xm> ive got bonkers 1-6
20:00 <tooheys> ive been getting into the normal clubland albums lately, theyre a bit more mellow than xtreme hardcore but theres still some great mixes on them
20:00 <xm> and a few masters of ahrdcore
20:00 <beehhh> all around plastic foods
20:00 <xm> i hated dougal though. he cheesed it up after bonkers 3
21:00 <beehhh> hard abo' still drink from a cask they dont use glassbottle
21:00 <xm> id say bonkers 4 was the best one for me
21:00 <beehhh> why bother too much of a waste 
22:00 <beehhh> to the nature and to the stas
22:00 <tooheys> xm, thats really sad if its true, so many good tracks have been released in the last few years
22:00 <\aLiEn8D\-[Romeo]> i love chicks with cute faces
22:00 <xm> i do have all of the bonkers on here. i only have bonkers up to 6 on CD
22:00 <ATS63> I require shit and so forth. I'll send photos
22:00 <beehhh> you like new faces on every chick
23:00 <xm> also i tried getting that dutch ID&T happy hardcore discog
23:00 <\aLiEn8D\-[Romeo]> mmm
23:00 <tooheys> xm do you like darwin?
23:00 <xm> and it seems there are lots of skips
23:00 <\aLiEn8D\-[Romeo]> xm have you got a dvd library?
23:00 <beehhh> he owns the blockbuster
23:00 <\aLiEn8D\-[Romeo]> woah okay
23:00 <beehhh> no shit
23:00 <xm> which Darwin? 
23:00 <tooheys> and i did start in the 90s hardcore vibes got me into HH :)
24:00 <beehhh> absolutely true
24:00 <xm> romeo: yeah, but not much. most of them are from pressies
24:00 <\aLiEn8D\-[Romeo]> ahh ok
24:00 <beehhh> one in adelaide simba is the guard of there mayfield
24:00 <xm> i prefer everything on the computer
24:00 <tooheys> xm, may i pm you a couple of darwin links
24:00 <xm> hardcore vibes as in Dune?
24:00 <xm> that was the first CD i ever bought
24:00 <beehhh> 'no man ever walked before dan murphys'
24:00 <simba> beehhh: what?
24:00 <tooheys> xm, yeah
25:00 <simba> beehhh u wanna chat on skype bro?
25:00 <xm> i had Australia's first dune page :D
25:00 <xm> actually it was one of the top ones inthe world
25:00 <xm> i had quite a few views
25:00 <beehhh> you give me a hug or hurt me
25:00 <tooheys> i still listen to that track occasionally
25:00 <tooheys> love the 303 in it
25:00 <xm> and Dj Brisk got pissed off at me
25:00 <xm> for hosting over 100MB of HH MP3s
25:00 <xm> i regularly listen to Dune
26:00 <tooheys> lol 100mb... i wonder what he'd say about my HDD :P
26:00 <beehhh> lots of asian on campus comiing to straya
26:00 <xm> in i posted something from Expedicion for doctor here last week
26:00 <simba> Where Were U In 92?
26:00 <xm> this was ages ago tooheys 
26:00 <xm> like 90s
26:00 <doctor> Where is this dune page where I feel obliged to support?
26:00 <beehhh> miri to perth dont know where
26:00 <xm> i was friends with an admin at curtin
26:00 <beehhh> where is perth
26:00 <xm> and i slapped it on the servers
26:00 <xm> curtin uni that is
26:00 <beehhh> who is it
27:00 <xm> tooheys, 2TB of music here :D
27:00 <xm> but i havent checked up the hardcore
27:00 <beehhh> xm your slam stop the leaky boat for good
27:00 <doctor> beehhh is good people xm, you can trust him
28:00 <beehhh> totally
28:00 <beehhh> me n doctor longway go
28:00 <tooheys> ive got 70GB but pretty much all of it is hardcore
28:00 <xm> i can trust beehhh. if i ever pass out i would be more than happy to sleep in his bed overnight. if i were to be there with vomit all over from me from drinking too much. im sure he'd undress me but look away and give me new clothes
29:00 <beehhh> salmon makes the brain funtioning
29:00 <xm> polite gentleman
29:00 <beehhh> function
29:00 <beehhh> frakienstien
29:00 <tooheys> check out this track xm
30:00 <doctor> he definately is. I wouldn't mind taking a boatfull of people if I knew beehhh were to be on it
30:00 <beehhh> are you offering xm?
30:00 <doctor> I could trust him to attend to my land
30:00 <Mew> https://scontent-b-lax.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfp1/t1.0-9/10389693_10152961326818146_64243418680580986_n.jpg
30:00 <beehhh> stop the lighenting or hail
30:00 <xm> cant find it anywhere, tooheys 
30:00 <simba> xm will you sponsor beehhh?
31:00 <xm> must be new
31:00 <beehhh> hilarious fact
31:00 <xm> but my favourite all time happy hardcore artist would be DJ Stompy
31:00 <ATS63> Tie me kangaroo down sport, tie me kangaroo down... most distrubing song ever
31:00 <beehhh> nano nano
32:00 <beehhh> http://derekwinnert.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/711.jpg
32:00 <tooheys> xm http://safeurl.eu/720W
32:00 <xm> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hqSR4u_ar9k
32:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: DJ Stompy, Supreme & UFO - Here Beside Me (Aug 17, 2008) 5:46 - Category: Music - 4,707 - 39 likes (97.5%), 1 dislikes (2.5%)
32:00 <Lannister> always pays his debts.
33:00 <beehhh> http://cdn-static.denofgeek.com/sites/denofgeek/files/images/38216.jpg
33:00 <Mew> god some guy i used to go out with got full on into happy hardcore for a few months and he'd make me listen to it everytime we were together then he'd do all of his repetitive raver dance moves pretending he had glowsticks in his hands with his eyes closed
33:00 <Mew> i facepalmed for month straight
33:00 <tooheys> i thought dj stompy quit years ago... i had no idea he'd done anything new
33:00 <xm> thanks tooheys 
33:00 <Lannister> lol mew
33:00 <Lannister> how long ago was this?
33:00 <tooheys> lol we used to have a friend who always did that... it was hilarious
33:00 <Mew> i think i was about 16
33:00 <xm> LOL Mew 
33:00 <Lannister> raving us quite in right now
34:00 <Lannister> in the nightblubbing scene
34:00 <Lannister> is*
34:00 <Mew> raving has been and gone mate
34:00 <xm> you dated h4ppy_h4rdc0r3?
34:00 <Mew> i wish
34:00 <xm> that is definitely something he would do
34:00 <Lannister> its come back
34:00 <Lannister> i know the trends sista
34:00 <xm> 'music is my life'
34:00 <xm> 'i crave the rave'
34:00 <xm> 'or i shall die'
34:00 <beehhh> http://cdn2.image.youporn.phncdn.com/201104/22/564033/640x480/8.jpg
34:00 <Lannister> coz im brave
34:00 <Lannister> here i lie
34:00 <\_^aLiEn8D-Romeo> xm tried the normal life?
34:00 <Mew> i havent seen anyone wearing gigantic fluffy pants and hi vis clothing for ages
35:00 <Mew> maybe im just looking in the wrong places
35:00 <xm> romeo: only l0s3rs want to be normal
35:00 <\_^aLiEn8D-Romeo> ahaha i c
35:00 <tooheys> Mew, a trip to the uk would very quickly change that
35:00 <xm> maybe he upgraded to doof 
35:00 <beehhh> photoshop
35:00 <Mew> if i was gonna travel OS anywhere it would def be the UK
35:00 <Mew> i feel like im supposed to go there for something
35:00 <xm> and goes barefoot with dreadlocks and smells so bad all the owls in the bush fly away
35:00 <beehhh> uk to canada is cheap flight
35:00 <Mew> plus i fucking love tea and biscuits
35:00 <beehhh> me too Mew
35:00 <beehhh> be with me
36:00 <simba> uk rox
36:00 <xm> beehhh, what happened to Canada and Greenland?
36:00 <beehhh> where you stay in london
36:00 <beehhh> they are fucking there waiting for me
36:00 <xm> my older brother once MC'd in a tape and called himself "MC UK Rat tumour"
36:00 <ATS63> Yes, be with beehhh. He's lame. What could possibly go wrong?
36:00 <xm> my friend and i played it on our way to uni
36:00 <xm> and nearly had car crashes several times
36:00 <tooheys> ahh cant stand mc's especially mc storm... thinks the crowd is there to listen to him instead of the tunes
36:00 <xm> he thought he was Scooter
36:00 <beehhh> whats wrong with canada?
36:00 <simba> lol xm that name owns
36:00 <tooheys> arrogant moron wrecks every single set he mc's
36:00 <beehhh> its dark n big n cold
37:00 <beehhh> cold is good big is good dark is also good
37:00 <Mew> beehhh are you talking to yourself full on now
37:00 <Mew> like answering your own questions and shit
37:00 <Lannister> i hate dj's
37:00 <xm> beehhh is Bangledsehi. the new native of London in 2014
37:00 <doctor> LOCAL MAN RUINS EVERYTHING
37:00 <tooheys> i hate dj's who use cd's... 
38:00 <Lannister> ppl who fail at becoming real musician
38:00 <Lannister> become dj's
38:00 <xm> vinyls are simply better as they retain their value
38:00 <Lannister> sadly these days they are payed more and more popular
38:00 <ATS63> Vinyls don't retain value when you cut wax
38:00 <xm> the only way CDs appreciate are when you realise they make great coasters too 
38:00 <beehhh> canada is big itself almost the size of russia
38:00 <Lannister> then like say, a classic violinists
38:00 <tooheys> Lannister, many dj's are just as talented as people who play instruments
38:00 <beehhh> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/British_Bangladeshi
38:00 <Mew> aiiiight innit, you is one a dem deshi boiz ent u? gimme ur wallet deshi boi gimme ur phone
38:00 <Lannister> how exactly are they talented?
38:00 <ATS63> You be like, wika wika wikipedia
39:00 <Lannister> remixing songs others make
39:00 <tooheys> Lannister, look up the dmc dj championships
39:00 <Lannister> nah mate seems like you've had a bit too much tooheys for tonight eh
39:00 <tooheys> what these guys can do with a couple of turntables is INCREBIBLE
39:00 <beehhh> look up from home
39:00 <xm> i dont think you appreciate a good DJ until you hear a shit mix that isnt done right tonally and the beats are out
39:00 <xm> we just take it for granted most of the time
39:00 <beehhh> foxtel Live sports
39:00 <Lannister> lol u think dj music is indredible?
40:00 <Lannister> your deffo drunk bro
40:00 <Lannister> u suit your nickname well
40:00 <xm> why the hate?
40:00 <tooheys> Lannister, it doesnt seem like you even know what a dj does... 
40:00 <beehhh> since when 
40:00 <xm> Peace Love Unity Respect!!!!!!!!!!
40:00 <Lannister> just jokin around man
40:00 <xm> PLUR!!
40:00 <Lannister> its a friday night and im home alone
40:00 <Lannister> sorry 
40:00 <xm> you poor bastard
40:00 <Lannister> im just bored
40:00 <xm> but
40:00 <xm> you're not alone when you're in front of IRC
40:00 <Lannister> yeah haha
41:00 <Mew> youve got us!!!
41:00 <xm> but you are at work when you're having lunch with frenemies
41:00 <doctor> is there any other way to spend a friday night?
41:00 <Lannister> well the cliche is to be out in the city
41:00 <\_^aLiEn8D-Romeo> hi Mew, how was your day?
41:00 <Lannister> gettin drunk
41:00 <Lannister> i guess
41:00 <doctor> the real world is garbage, there's no point to it. reality lies in the domain of the virtual now
41:00 <doctor> IRC is the new reality
41:00 <Lannister> irc is old though
42:00 <beehhh> i had many of joints
42:00 <\_^aLiEn8D-Romeo> the real world has real estate
42:00 <tooheys> xm you ever tried producing any hardcore yourself?
42:00 <xm> tooheys, plenty
42:00 <xm> but when i write hardcore these days it's most for pisstaking
42:00 <xm> let me find something...
42:00 <Lannister> whats hardcore?
42:00 <Mew> but you will always find him in the kitchen at parties
42:00 <tooheys> the PC tools are too complicated to me i stick to protracker 
42:00 <Lannister> what are yous talking about? rap?
42:00 <\_^aLiEn8D-Romeo> hi Mew, how was your day?
42:00 <xm> i started with...
42:00 <xm> well
42:00 <xm> do i need to tell you?
42:00 <Mew> oh sorry hi \_^aLiEn8D-Romeo
43:00 <Mew> good thanks, yours?
43:00 <\_^aLiEn8D-Romeo> :)
43:00 <\_^aLiEn8D-Romeo> yes not too bad
43:00 <beehhh> eat a bag of wheat
43:00 <Mew> das gut
43:00 <tooheys> id guess protracker, or scream tracker 3
43:00 <Mew> remember protractors?
43:00 <beehhh> incredible hulk
43:00 <xm> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aURBv4Lyjnw
43:00 <Mew> the earliest school issued weapon
43:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Bintang Bogan Bonzer in Bali ( Feb 27, 2014) 0 - Category: Entertainment - 391 views - 2 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
44:00 <xm> not happy hardcore
44:00 <beehhh> break through paths
44:00 <tooheys> we used to stab people in the ass with our protractors in primary school
44:00 <Mew> LOL that title is so good
44:00 <xm> nah, FastTracker II
44:00 <tooheys> fuck we were cunts
44:00 <beehhh> your the thing
44:00 <tooheys> i always found that to be very crash prone
44:00 <tooheys> maybe the GUS driver sucked
44:00 <xm> check out the psychotic rant too mew
44:00 <\_^aLiEn8D-Romeo> xm have you had any coffee today?
44:00 <xm> in the info
44:00 <Mew> yeah what idiot thought it would be a good idea to give protractors to primary school kids
44:00 <doctor> http://i.imgur.com/Gyt5nfi.jpg
44:00 <Mew> shit is gonna go down obviously
44:00 <xm> romeo, no
44:00 <\_^aLiEn8D-Romeo> ok
45:00 <\_^aLiEn8D-Romeo> Mew have you had any coffee today?
45:00 <\_^aLiEn8D-Romeo> i should make heaps 
45:00 <\_^aLiEn8D-Romeo> ... are you hoping for a miracle!!!
45:00 <\_^aLiEn8D-Romeo> - -
45:00 <xm> but i did write happy hardcore ages ago
46:00 <tooheys> xm, this is good
46:00 <xm> will have to dig it up somewhere
46:00 <xm> thanks
46:00 <beehhh> if you won lotto half is mine
46:00 <tooheys> better than anything i ever wrote... although in my defence i did only have 4 channels available :)
46:00 <\_^aLiEn8D-Romeo> no one ever wins the lotto
46:00 <xm> lol
46:00 <beehhh> its true
47:00 <xm> how many did itch-ee and scratch-ee have?
47:00 <Serenity> 10 h4ppy_h4rdc0r3
47:00 <xm> when they did sweetness and light
47:00 <beehhh> all false ad
47:00 <xm> what i like about hardcore is that no one cares about the mixdown/mastering that much
47:00 <xm> if anything distortion is good
47:00 <xm> :D
47:00 <Mew> who is it doing the rant xm?
47:00 <\_^aLiEn8D-Romeo> xm do you like bloc party?
47:00 <tooheys> not when youve got $2000 speakers its not :)
48:00 <xm> Mew, i cant remember. some video. i did credit them in the video at the start i think
48:00 <tooheys> the lack of quality really frustrates me
48:00 <xm> romeo: too ethnically diverse for my liking
48:00 <\_^aLiEn8D-Romeo> ok
48:00 <xm> ahhh i didnt say it there
48:00 <Mew> damn i thought it sounded like pieter/panda ish
48:00 <xm> somewhere else
48:00 <xm> ocals: leonagreedy
49:00 <xm> that youtube channel
49:00 <tooheys> all hardcore is compressed to the shithouse... if you looked at it in some sound editing software, itd just be a big thick line
49:00 <xm> some sort of local celeb there
49:00 <xm> i hate the soundwars thing
49:00 <tooheys> clipping for at least 95% of the track
49:00 <\_^aLiEn8D-Romeo> shit heap
49:00 <ATS63> My hair requires attention. I must retreat to the pussy licks cause I'm balding. Keep it real niggaz
49:00 <tooheys> pisses me off that in the 1980s the sound quality of recordings was FAR superior to what it is now
50:00 <xm> they've done all the graphing over time havent they
50:00 <tooheys> yeah, ill find the site
50:00 <xm> yeah ive seen it
50:00 <xm> i spend more time doing mixing/mastering than production
51:00 <xm> these days
51:00 <xm> my production/composition only takes a few days
51:00 <xm> and as for that hardcore track it was probably just a few hours
51:00 <tooheys> ive never done any mixing/mastering, but its the sort of thing id really like to get into
51:00 <tooheys> if you want to work with hardcore & trance though, theres very little opportunity for that over here
52:00 <xm> i know i shouldnt be doing my own
52:00 <xm> but im not trying to get anything released by a label
52:00 <xm> it's just for free
52:00 <tooheys> i disagree with that, no one knows how your track should sound better than you do
52:00 <xm> perhaps a bit off
52:00 <xm> bit of both*
52:00 <xm> because when i look back at the same song after each morning i go 'shit'
53:00 <xm> maybe ear fatigue who knows
53:00 <xm> im sitting on 3 songs now that have been composed
53:00 <tooheys> based on the track you posted you could well end up getting some records pressed man
53:00 <xm> but i havent released because i want to tweak them a bit
53:00 <xm> probably. ive had one song published
53:00 <xm> and approach for scoring something else
53:00 <tooheys> send vicious vinyl some of your work
53:00 <xm> approached*
54:00 <xm> havent heard of that label
54:00 <tooheys> theyre based in frankston
54:00 <xm> when i last heard a bit of modern hardcore
54:00 <xm> it seems they really vary the kick drums a bit now
54:00 <xm> unlike my tunes where it just keeps going
54:00 <tooheys> they released the traveller & in motion - believe
54:00 <xm> ive only heard of bloody fist here
55:00 <xm> i remember some of their artists were always on the look out for old amigas
55:00 <xm> i wouldnt mind one for fun
55:00 <tooheys> ive got a few
55:00 <xm> which ones
55:00 <xm> they had a lot of attention. not sure how they messed it all up
56:00 <xm> potential*
56:00 <tooheys> 1200/060/66mhz, 34mb ram, 30gb hdd
56:00 <xm> wasnt there was program on it too where a lot of computer game graphics were made?
56:00 <xm> like the sprites etc
56:00 <tooheys> 2000/010, 9mb ram, 9.1gb scsi-iii
56:00 <tooheys> deluxe paint?
56:00 <xm> think it was that
57:00 <xm> and seaquest graphics were made on it?
57:00 <xm> yeah
57:00 <tooheys> lots of tv shows/movies were done with it
58:00 <xm> i hadntn heard of the other ones
58:00 <tooheys> http://www.amigahistory.co.uk/fau/movies.html
59:00 <xm> Three Men and A Baby".
59:00 <xm>             Amiga character generation and titling by Rick Probst.
59:00 <xm> including ghost boy at the window
59:00 <xm> i remember kids at school were all going around about a ghost in that movie
59:00 <tooheys> Amigas were used in various NASA laboratories to keep track of multiple low orbiting satellites, and were still used up to 2003/2004 (dismissed and sold in 2006). This is another example of long lifetime reliability of Amiga hardware, as well as professional use. Amigas were also used at Kennedy Space Center to run strip-chart recorders, to format and display data, and control stations of platforms for Delta rocket launches.[
59:00 <British^Meat> love amigas!
01:00 <tooheys> current computers suck... yeah theyre much faster, but they have no personality. just boring appliances.
04:00 <doctor> well they are computers
04:00 <doctor> personally i've had enough of personalities. if a computer were to have one, i'd be done with the internet
05:00 <doctor> the internet is a book in progress I suppose
07:00 <tooheys> you dont understand doctor... the amiga wasnt just a computer, it was your friend
07:00 <\_^aLiEn8D-Romeo> beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeer
07:00 <doctor> I don't know why people are excited about AI, I can't imagine anything more terrifying than a computer being able to think for itself
07:00 <\_^aLiEn8D-Romeo> is my friend
07:00 <doctor> I don't need friends, that's why I'm here
08:00 <tooheys> computers will never be able to think for themselves, theyll always require code to tell them what to do
08:00 <doctor> true
09:00 <xm> there must be many angry feminists that type into google when it tries to autocomplete...FUCK YOU DONT TELL ME HOW TO THINK! DOWN WITH THE PATRIACHY!
10:00 <tooheys> i dont mind autocomplete but autocorrect has to be one of the worst inventions ever... if i didnt want to type what i typed, why would i have typed it?
11:00 <xm> year tits berry anointing
12:00 <Student> do not buy the softwares that offer autocorrect 
12:00 <xm> worse on the mobile when you dont want to type at all
12:00 <xm> boycott Israel
13:00 <tooheys> Student, well its hard not to when both ios and android force you to use it
13:00 <tooheys> i dont understand why you cant turn the fucking thing off
14:00 <Student> ha h a
14:00 <xm> it's under a Windows virtual machine tooheys 
14:00 <xm> im running OS X as the host
15:00 <tooheys> why wouldn't you use a native irc client?
15:00 <xm> i tried
15:00 <xm> it's shit and crashes intermittently. also buggy in other ways
15:00 <xm> and i hate Colloquy too
15:00 <xm> just MSN on super estrogen
16:00 <tooheys> no idea what that is
16:00 <tooheys> might be worth building hexchat from source
16:00 <xm> it's like a full on girly looking IRC client. seems to be the main one for OS X or something
16:00 <xm> i just got it off the binary
16:00 <tooheys> thats why i use gentoo because i find binary packages cause nothing but problems
16:00 <xm> im not sure it'd matter with OS X because the environment would be fairly similar/controlled
16:00 <xm> but maybe that build was specific to something 
17:00 <xm> im writing my own later anyway
17:00 <tooheys> why bother?
17:00 <xm> ive always wanted to write a proper one. for fun
17:00 <xm> just like music
17:00 <tooheys> you cant get any better than (he)xchat
17:00 <tooheys> its based on AmIRC
17:00 <xm> the challenge is to make a better one
17:00 <xm> not just for IRC but other things too related to IRC 
18:00 <xm> stats and so on built in
18:00 <xm> bit of AI
18:00 <tooheys> i wouldnt mind attempting to write one, i find GTK and QT GUI's too hard to work with though, so it'd be console only
18:00 <xm> also it's a good way to learn objective-c
18:00 <tooheys> but itd be a hell of a lot more user friendly than bitchx or irssi
18:00 <xm> i dont mind irssi
19:00 <tooheys> if you're only in one channel its great... multiple channels or servers, and it becomes a bastard
19:00 <xm> yeah it's annoying
19:00 <xm> but when i use the shells it's mostly for when im away and briefly checking in
20:00 <tooheys> i spend most of my time in the shell
20:00 <xm> but i have a fairly good memory. so it doesnt matter how many times i quit. i remember 30+ numbers and which channel or PM it was
20:00 <tooheys> typical amiga user
20:00 <xm> or do the whole cycling thing with the keyboard
21:00 <Student> make your own work, a new series of OS and softwares
21:00 <xm> did you ever go to #trax?
21:00 <tooheys> xm, never
21:00 <tooheys> Student, why bother? the perfect OS already exists
21:00 <tooheys> it's called MorphOS
21:00 <xm> you really do love the Amiga
22:00 <xm> oh
22:00 <Student> if it exist, what is the debate all about?>
23:00 <tooheys> i didnt realise there was a debate
23:00 <xm> closed source
23:00 <xm> well both
23:00 <xm> i found it annoying back then trying to get files off aminet
24:00 <xm> and then undoing the LHA
24:00 <xm> and the names were backwards...
24:00 <tooheys> backwards?
24:00 <xm> mod.something
24:00 <tooheys> oh...
24:00 <tooheys> something.mod is backwards :)
24:00 <xm> heh
24:00 <xm> aminet must still exist i assume
25:00 <tooheys> noisetracker/protracker always had the mod. first... it was only renamed on some mods because of the pathetic 8.3 msdos filename limitation
25:00 <tooheys> sure does
25:00 <xm> i got this about 2-3 weeks ago
25:00 <xm> http://thepiratebay.se/torrent/3915406/OldSkool_Vol._2_Amiga_Scene_Demo_DVD
26:00 <tooheys> have you seen starstruck?
26:00 <xm> i wouldnt remember it
26:00 <xm> i was looking for old PC ones
26:00 <xm> but couldnt find anyway
26:00 <xm> so i 'settled' for amgia :D
26:00 <xm> amiga*
26:00 <tooheys> check out starstruck that shows you what an amiga is really capable of
26:00 <xm> will do now
26:00 <xm> but i was looking for 92-93 stuff 
26:00 <tooheys> future crew era
27:00 <xm> oh right
27:00 <xm> they were pretty good
27:00 <tooheys> they were the best... but i still found their demos to be lacking compared to the amiga stuff
27:00 <xm> there was a guy here that came on as PurpleMotion
28:00 <tooheys> im willing to be he wasnt the real one :)
28:00 <tooheys> bet
28:00 <xm> he normally goes on as Xarcos
28:00 <xm> also a coder
28:00 <Lannister> rip robbin williams :~(
28:00 <xm> he's been tracking for a while as well
29:00 <tooheys> ive been tracking on and off since the early 90s, but ive never done anything great
29:00 <xm> i learnt of Dune originally from RaveBusters
29:00 <tooheys> i did do a heres johnny remix which was quite successful
29:00 <xm> dax did some good remixes
29:00 <Lannister> jamunjii was my fav movies of his
29:00 <tooheys> DAXX/RBS!!!!
29:00 <xm> yes
29:00 <Mew> heeeeeeeeeeeeres johnny bam bam bam chk bam bam chk bam bam
29:00 <tooheys> i have all his mods
29:00 <xm> easily my favourite group
29:00 <tooheys> play them regularly
30:00 <xm> my mum threw out my 386 during highschool when i was watching TV
30:00 <xm> apparently she asked
30:00 <tooheys> i love the thunderdome mixes he did.. and the 95 ravers megamix
30:00 <xm> it had my hard drive with all those mods
30:00 <xm> ive downloaded most of them again
30:00 <xm> but i cant find the around the world remix
30:00 <xm> send that around?
30:00 <xm> that would mean a lot to me
30:00 <Lannister> how much u willing to pay for it xm
31:00 <Lannister> if it means alot to u
31:00 <xm> people that listen this music either give it for free or exchange drugs
31:00 <xm> i dont do drugs
31:00 <Lannister> heres ur chance to make a few bucks tooheys
31:00 <tooheys> dont have it sorry xm 
31:00 <xm> damn
31:00 <xm> i suspected it was a legal thing
32:00 <tooheys> but i will ask on EAB, someone will have it
32:00 <xm> it was aminet where i got the ones that are still around
32:00 <xm> also they took down cyberbox.de
32:00 <xm> it was easily the best place for hardcore mods
32:00 <tooheys> check out AMP (amiga music preservation)
32:00 <xm> heritage listed!
33:00 <xm> well they did archive geocities or was it tripod
33:00 <British^Meat> ever play moonstone?
33:00 <xm> tooheys, and there was a tracker group that was running on Austnet too. about 6 people. some jungle, some hardcore, some trance, some industrial
33:00 <xm> it was quite the mix
34:00 <tooheys> i have looked everywhere for around the world are you sure it was daxx?
35:00 <xm> not sure if it is daxx but it was definitely something RBS did
35:00 <nano> anyone know much about him?
35:00 <tooheys> ok well its not on the RBS site
35:00 <tooheys> but i have posted about it on EAB
35:00 <xm> ok thanks
35:00 <nano> god u guys think about a loser like him ull never know
35:00 <nano> losers always become indo
36:00 <tooheys> what are you going on about nanopenis
36:00 <xm> tooheys, http://community.fortunecity.ws/tinpan/pettruciani/59/technomods.html listed byt dead
37:00 <xm> i might have to go through some of these again. it's been some time
38:00 <tooheys> if it exists, ill get it
39:00 <tooheys> theres nothing that cant be got on eab
40:00 <xm> there was another song i really liked 
40:00 <xm> haveitall.xm
40:00 <xm> doesnt seem to be anywhere
40:00 <xm> and this Sirius Radio station keeps getting hits
41:00 <tooheys> i might call it a night 
41:00 <xm> nitey
41:00 <xm> which state are you in?
41:00 <xm> nsw?
41:00 <tooheys> was good chatting with u xm dont know of anyone else with similar interests to myself
41:00 <tooheys> im in melbourne
41:00 <xm> yes, same. good to relive a few memories. not just mods but hardcore too
43:00 <nano> xm is a nobody
44:00 <\_^aLiEn8D-Romeo> nano got any assets?
44:00 <tooheys> at least he's named after a successful mod format instead of a shit text editor that no one likes
44:00 <Lannister> <tooheys> was good chatting with u xm dont know of anyone else with similar interests to myself
45:00 <Lannister> next line
45:00 <Lannister> in pm
45:00 <Lannister> "hiya asl?:P "
45:00 <nano> lolllllllllllllllll
45:00 <nano> dumb cunts to think xm is someone
45:00 <nano> he is a good faggot
45:00 <tooheys> yes the next line was in pm but it was to your mum Lannister 
46:00 <Lannister> u cant afford my mum tooheys
46:00 <Lannister> so dont even go there
46:00 <Lannister> in the meantime, why dont u and tooheys get a room man
46:00 <\_^aLiEn8D-Romeo> im gunna make coffee
46:00 <Lannister> lol
46:00 <tooheys> why not i heard she was actually paying people to fuck her
46:00 <Lannister> lol wth bro
46:00 <Lannister> wheres this anger comin from?
47:00 <tooheys> sorry that was a bit below the belt
47:00 <Lannister> what did i do?
47:00 <tooheys> i take that back
47:00 <\_^aLiEn8D-Romeo> Snatch OST - 11. Mirwais Disco Science.mp3
47:00 <Lannister> thanks...that was so over the line that it came across as just weird
47:00 <Lannister> rather then insulting
47:00 <\_^aLiEn8D-Romeo> im gunna make coffee
47:00 <tooheys> yeah sorry man i went a bit overboard with that one i feel bad for saying that
48:00 <Lannister> lol all good man
48:00 <tooheys> cheers :)
49:00 <tooheys> is it a tooheys? LOL
49:00 <Lannister> cheers :)
49:00 <Lannister> lol yeah 
49:00 <Lannister> ^_^
49:00 <tooheys> cool
50:00 <tooheys> hope u didnt spit on it or blow your load on it
50:00 <nano> tooheys beer
50:00 <Lannister> lol nah bro sif
50:00 <\_^aLiEn8D-Romeo> i drink vb
50:00 <Lannister> all good water under the bridge 
50:00 <Lannister> hey tooheys whats that?
52:00 <hackt> i was so horny tonight
52:00 <screwss> eugh
52:00 <screwss> you ppl make me sick
52:00 <hackt> hahaha
52:00 <hackt> sickkkkkkkkkkkkk
53:00 <tooheys> I'm told that the Aussies joke that VB stands for "Vomit Bomb", "Vaginal Backwash" or 'Very Bad', none of which come close to accurately portraying the horribleness that is this monstrosity of a beer (but, if I had to chose, I'd say that "Vomit Bomb" probably comes the closest).
53:00 <Lannister> lol
53:00 <Lannister> thats true
53:00 <\_^aLiEn8D-Romeo> vb rules
53:00 <Lannister> you're told that the aussies joke this?
54:00 <tooheys> obviously youve never tried any european beers \_^aLiEn8D-Romeo 
54:00 <Lannister> i assume you're not an aussie?
54:00 <tooheys> Lannister, thats from beeradvocate
54:00 <Lannister> oh
54:00 <Lannister> thought u were american or something
54:00 <screwss> if what they say is, nothing is forever, then what makes love the exception
54:00 <tooheys> nah fuck no
54:00 <Lannister> lol
55:00 <Lannister> btw 
55:00 <tooheys> LOL how funny is that review thats gotta be the funniest thing ive ever read
56:00 <Lannister> haha yeah
56:00 <Lannister> i dont like vb 
56:00 <screwss> cream. get on top
57:00 <simba> C.R.E.A.M
57:00 <Lannister> tooheys look left 
57:00 <tooheys> screwss wants another mans cream on top of him
58:00 <tooheys> thats disgusting mate
58:00 <Lannister> tooheys are you looking to your left?
58:00 <screwss> i think its prince
59:00 <tooheys> yeah it is
59:00 <Lannister> tooheys answer me
59:00 <screwss> weathers gettin warmer. poop
59:00 <screwss> i like the cold
00:00 <tooheys> move to melbourne then
00:00 <tooheys> i like it when its cool. but waking up at 6 in the morning is fucked
01:00 <tooheys> freeeeeeeeeeezing
01:00 <screwss> gettin up at 6am is a challenge by itself regardless of weather
01:00 <tooheys> i have no problem with it if its warm
01:00 <tooheys> well not warm, but not cold
02:00 <screwss> if ive had 12 hrs sleep i still find gettin up at 6 hard lol
02:00 <tooheys> i dont unless im hungover
03:00 <Lannister> fuck it i wanted you to look to your left before i do this tooheys, but whatever
03:00 <Lannister> IF YOU EVER FUCKEN TALK THAT WAY ABOUT MY MUM AGAIN I WILL FUCKEN DRAG YOU OUT FROM YOUR PARENTS BASEMENT AND FUCK U UP AND RAPE YOU AND YOUR DAD CUNT!!!!!!
03:00 <tooheys> fuck off poofter
03:00 <\_^aLiEn8D-Romeo> Forever	6:52	Bruderschaft	Bruderschaft			
04:00 <Lannister> lol tooheys im just muckin around bro
04:00 <Mew> such a stern aussie response tooheys
04:00 <tooheys> i was trying to impress you mew
04:00 <\_^aLiEn8D-Romeo> anyone here growing weed?
04:00 <tooheys> i hope it worked ;)
05:00 <\_^aLiEn8D-Romeo> is Mew female?
05:00 <screwss> as soon as someone talks 'aussie' mew pops outta the woodworks
05:00 <screwss> she resonates with bogans
05:00 <Mew> ive been here all along you fucken dikhed
05:00 <Mew> get a dog up ya
06:00 <\_^aLiEn8D-Romeo> Mew are you female?
06:00 <screwss> Mew: i just be playin
06:00 <tooheys> mew ive heard he prefers to get up the dogs
06:00 <screwss> i like to eat hot dogs
06:00 <screwss> who remembers hot dogs from big brother
07:00 <tooheys> yeah let me guess with heaps of mayonaise
07:00 <tooheys> LOL @ hotdogs from bb
07:00 <tooheys> what a wanker
07:00 <\_^aLiEn8D-Romeo> now im just hungry
07:00 <Maurice> [Itch - Another Man (Official)] - (3:45/128kbps(vbr))
07:00 <\_^aLiEn8D-Romeo> -----------
07:00 <\_^aLiEn8D-Romeo> .>.)
08:00 <\_^aLiEn8D-Romeo> i gotta get off prozac
08:00 <screwss> im drinking a lot cause i just had really bad diarrhea
08:00 <screwss> what ever happened to hotdogs
08:00 <\_^aLiEn8D-Romeo> screwss did you make yourself sick?
08:00 <tooheys> dunno probably died from aids coz he kept shoving his hotdog up other guys asses
08:00 <\_^aLiEn8D-Romeo> (_)(_)
09:00 <\_^aLiEn8D-Romeo> (_)(_)(_)
09:00 <tooheys> ahahahahaha im so funny
09:00 <\_^aLiEn8D-Romeo> (_)
09:00 <screwss> i dno im trying to think what i did. what i ate for dinner last nite is same thing ive had many times
09:00 <tooheys> im going to bed im fucked
09:00 <screwss> i just had a few chilis
09:00 <tooheys> have a good one 
09:00 <screwss> remember those up late at night quiz tv shows
09:00 <screwss> there was one i was addicted to watching cause i was in love with the babe who hosted
10:00 <screwss> there really isnt anyone online atm
10:00 <screwss> except for meh mew
10:00 <screwss> boring old mew
10:00 <screwss> could mention her name 6000 times she still wouldnt respond
10:00 <screwss> then you say throw another shrimp on the barbie all of a sudden shes the toastmaster
11:00 <\_^aLiEn8D-Romeo> toast
11:00 <\_^aLiEn8D-Romeo> roast
11:00 <screwss> maybe i should eat some toast
11:00 <screwss> to help me feel better
11:00 <\_^aLiEn8D-Romeo> nah eat some roast yáll
12:00 <simba> someones got a lil crush
13:00 <Lannister> wat happened to tooheys?
13:00 <screwss> where do you go
13:00 <screwss> my lovely
13:00 <screwss> i wanna know
18:00 <\_^aLiEn8D-Romeo> he got thrown out into a bin
18:00 <\_^aLiEn8D-Romeo> and i hope he never comes back
18:00 <\_^aLiEn8D-Romeo> :P
19:00 <\_^aLiEn8D-Romeo> i live in a cemetery
19:00 <\_^aLiEn8D-Romeo> i want pineapple y'all
23:00 <simba> i live in a cemetery
32:00 <Maurice> OH GOOD, DOODLE IS BACK
33:00 <Bill> ;O)
34:00 <Bill> omfg 
35:00 <Bill> a doodle
37:00 <Bill> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ctLfUh2ZBlU
37:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Jedi Mind Tricks (Vinnie Paz + Stoupe) - "The Age of Sacred Terror" [Official Audio] ( Mar 26, 2013) 4:39 - Category: Music - 32,567 - 175 likes (96.7%), 6 dislikes (3.3%)
40:00 <Bill> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z2mkZFhbudI
40:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Bone Thugs N Harmony - Money, Money ( Jan 16, 2013) - Category: Music - -
46:00 <simba> back again are you Bill
46:00 <simba> dont spam youtube links all night!!!!!!!!
46:00 <Bill> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W69SSLfRJho
49:00 <simba> 2 late
00:00 <Mew> ded
01:00 <screwss> mew :)
01:00 <screwss> finally youre back babe
01:00 <Mew> wtf
02:00 <screwss> so what am i gonna do about this chick
02:00 <Mew> heres a tip
02:00 <screwss> here we go
02:00 <Mew> dont call her babe unless you've been in a relationship that you're both aware of for at least 2 weeks
03:00 <screwss> lets say 1 and a half weeks
04:00 <Maurice> Gross
04:00 <Maurice> BABE
04:00 <screwss> sorry sugarlips
06:00 <screwss> thanks for the words of wisdom Mew didnt mean to piss you off tonight im just a bored troll
06:00 <Mew> lol its okay sweetiepie
07:00 <Mew> dw bout it
07:00 <Mew> speaking of chocolate coated caramel sex monkeys
07:00 <Mew> hello Student
07:00 <screwss> :) warm feelings
07:00 <screwss> i was using tinder before
07:00 <screwss> you might like this Mew 
07:00 <Student> hey Mew 
08:00 <screwss> and i came across a girl whos bio was simply
08:00 <screwss> "tired of guys who just wanna do the horizontal monkey dance"
08:00 <Mew> thats a terrible opening line
09:00 <screwss> haha what do i care
10:00 <screwss> life is an ironic thing
10:00 <psYbR> ohay
10:00 <Mew> hay
10:00 <psYbR> sucking dick is great, aye Mew
10:00 <Mew> its very theraputic for the mouth
10:00 <screwss> the guys who get sex a lot, several times per month, are the ones who dont need it so bad and are the ones who are viewed as not needing it therefore theyre viewed as the guys who are the good ones who deserve to get it more
11:00 <psYbR> you know, I think its theraputic in general
11:00 <Maurice> Once in 3 years?
11:00 <Maurice> Your hymen has grown back
12:00 <psYbR> communistic sex would be great
12:00 <psYbR> everyone gets equally laid
12:00 <screwss> yeh but it sounds good in theory
12:00 <screwss> but would never work in practise
13:00 <Mew> all the vaginas would bleed at the same time
13:00 <screwss> for those guys who think tinder and okc is like 2 minute noodles for sex
13:00 <screwss> thing again
13:00 <Mew> they sync up if you keep them too close together
13:00 <screwss> Mew: charming
13:00 <psYbR> obviously. as if hot babes would sleep with neckbeards just because the government assigns them to
13:00 <Mew> its true sometimes it happens to women sitting next to each other in waiting rooms
13:00 <screwss> in ww2 there were comfort women
14:00 <screwss> so in a funny way the government was assigning them :P
14:00 <screwss> it must suck to be a woman sometimes
14:00 <Student> interesting conversation topic
14:00 <Lannister> in true blood, the vampire character of jessica was turned into a vampire when she was a virgin, so her body will stay that way forever
14:00 <screwss> lol
15:00 <Lannister> whenever she has sex, it hurts as her hymen gets torn
15:00 <Lannister> then afterwards, it reheals ifself again
15:00 <screwss> oh
15:00 <Lannister> since vamps have the healing factor thing
15:00 <screwss> so shes like wolverine healing powers of virginity
15:00 <Lannister> lol yah
15:00 <screwss> true blood is a funny.... funny show.
15:00 <Lannister> wow that didnt occur to me
15:00 <screwss> on a par with sparticus
16:00 <Lannister> she could be the ultimate virgin troll for christians n shit
16:00 <screwss> virgin fun at christmas
16:00 <Mew> maybe mary was a vampire
16:00 <Lannister> the virgin mary
17:00 <Lannister> ohh her statues weep blood
17:00 <Lannister> in true blood when vamps cry, their tears are blood
17:00 <Lannister> u might be onto somethin here mew
17:00 <Lannister> haha i love spartacus
18:00 <Lannister> and the anal rapes that goes on
18:00 <Lannister> the romans back then had it good man
18:00 <Lannister> really hot young slaves around to fuck whenever they plase
18:00 <Lannister> please
18:00 <screwss> the anal rapes are the tame episodes
18:00 <screwss> well
19:00 <Lannister> wats goes on thats more wild then the anal rapes?
19:00 <screwss> thats if we believe the show they mightve distorted facts a little
19:00 <Lannister> perhaps
19:00 <Lannister> but i dunno man
19:00 <Lannister> if i had a time machine
19:00 <Lannister> id go visit ancient rome for an orgy
20:00 <screwss> theres one episode where so and so just gets in a bath with other completely naked hot women who are there just to clean the 'rulers' and hes gettin clean while havin a convo and then just gets bored flips her around and... anal rapes her
20:00 <BlackDevil> Jay Adams Dead
20:00 <BlackDevil> Skater Dies of Heart Attack
20:00 <Lannister> lol screwss i remember that
20:00 <Lannister> that was um
20:00 <Lannister> batiatus
20:00 <screwss> and theyre doing it so nonchalantly that you feel nothing
20:00 <screwss> does he get killed
20:00 <Lannister> rofl yeah
20:00 <screwss> cause he was a motherfucker
21:00 <Lannister> yeah he does
21:00 <screwss> good
21:00 <screwss> he started off uber nice, then he goes evil as fuck
21:00 <Ana_Ng> that sounds really great
21:00 <Lannister> lol yeah
21:00 <screwss> he like orders a 7 yr old boy to be murdered
21:00 <Ana_Ng> if you're a man
21:00 <Lannister> they had good writing for his character though
21:00 <screwss> and then when the officer refuses to do it he kills them both like bare hands
21:00 <Lannister> and good acting by him
21:00 <screwss> that show is insane
22:00 <Lannister> cuz like, u could kinda sympathise with him at times
22:00 <Lannister> he had his own twisted reasons as to his various deeds
22:00 <screwss> Ana_Ng: hey! ive been looking for you. its been quite a while
22:00 <Lannister> and to him in his eyes, they were all justified
22:00 <screwss> then the douchebag from home and away joins the cast
23:00 <Lannister> lol oh yeah
23:00 <screwss> its practically just porn the series by then
23:00 <Lannister> as julius fucking caesar nonetheless
23:00 <screwss> everyone is gettin fucked 6 ways to sunday and if theyre not theyre being ordered to strip for inspection
23:00 <Lannister> wt a disgrace to Caesar
24:00 <Lannister> yup one of that home and away guys first scene was gettin a blow job by a chick while she was also cutting into his thigh or something with a razor
24:00 <Ana_Ng> oh hai screwss
24:00 <Lannister> some kinda fucked up fetish his character had
24:00 <screwss> i remember that bath anal rape, shes wearing a dog collar and hes holding it lol
24:00 <Lannister> lol
24:00 <Ana_Ng> sounds like every weekend at my house
24:00 <screwss> i wanna do that sometime
25:00 <Lannister> u can 
25:00 <screwss> lol
25:00 <Lannister> easily
25:00 <Lannister> escort
25:00 <screwss> maybe if i had the money
25:00 <Lannister> they are not as expensive as stereotype makes it seem
25:00 <Lannister> the brothel i go to charges $120 a session
25:00 <screwss> Ana_Ng: can i go to one of your parties then
26:00 <Lannister> $120 really isnt all that much if u save up a few weeks
26:00 <screwss> Ana_Ng: howcome you havent been online in so long
26:00 <screwss> $120 well yes and no
26:00 <Ana_Ng> you are always welcome
26:00 <screwss> tbh i would feel weird getting it from a girl just cause i gave her money
26:00 <Ana_Ng> i was traveling, summertime here 
26:00 <Mew> it IS saemon!!!!
26:00 <screwss> Ana_Ng: if only u lived in syd
27:00 <Ana_Ng> but now i am poor, so i think i will stay
27:00 <Lannister> screwss i was hesitant the first time too
27:00 <Lannister> but theres no emotion in it
27:00 <screwss> oh here we go
27:00 <Lannister> its just paying for a service
27:00 <screwss> i didnt think there was hence why i would feel weird
27:00 <screwss> how long do they stay with you
27:00 <screwss> do they cuddle or anything
27:00 <Lannister> yeah but you'd pay for a massage, right?
28:00 <Lannister> paying them to touch your body
28:00 <Lannister> this is the same thing
28:00 <Ana_Ng> people who think sex and intimacy are related haven't matured yet
28:00 <Mew> its just the inside of the vagina touching your body instead of hands
28:00 <Lannister> just gotta get past pre-convcieved notions and perceptions 
28:00 <Lannister> free your mind
28:00 <Ana_Ng> look at what the god-botherers told you 
28:00 <Mew> why Lannister now sae?
28:00 <Lannister> then nothing will ever hold u back from fully living, experiencing n enjoying life man
29:00 <screwss> free my balls
29:00 <Ana_Ng> and throw it out, they were just trying to avoid teenage pregnancies
29:00 <screwss> you know nothin, john Lannister
29:00 <Lannister> lol 
29:00 <Ana_Ng> Lannister *fist raised*
29:00 <Ana_Ng> Lannister!
29:00 <screwss> wouldnt it be funny if the inside of their vagina 'accidentally' touched you
30:00 <Lannister> and they stay with you for as long as you pay
30:00 <Ana_Ng> their vaginas
30:00 <Ana_Ng> pls
30:00 <Ana_Ng> their is plural
30:00 <Lannister> like 30min or 1 hour etc
30:00 <screwss> typo
30:00 <Lannister> and yes they do cuddle as a form of greeting
30:00 <Ana_Ng> no sex for typo
30:00 <screwss> no i mean
30:00 <screwss> after youve boned
30:00 <Lannister> but u could just indicate them to stop
30:00 <Lannister> as they approach
30:00 <Lannister> yes they do
30:00 <screwss> some hoe i was having a lot of fun with on tinder unmatched me
30:00 <Ana_Ng> screwss, do you go to cuddle parties?
30:00 <screwss> fkn hell
30:00 <Lannister> as u say goodbye and about to exit the door
31:00 <screwss> Ana_Ng: where are they
31:00 <Lannister> they will normally with u a cuddle and a peck on the face
31:00 <screwss> listen
31:00 <screwss> i can't just have sex and just get up and go like im crossing a traffic light
31:00 <screwss> i need to lie down for at least 20 mins
31:00 <screwss> minimum
31:00 <screwss> sometimes i even just like to sleep for 9 hours
32:00 <Lannister> lol
32:00 <Lannister> i guess the difference between u and me is that im a nympho then
32:00 <screwss> haha there was a popular brothel near where my ex lived, if i get really drunk one night im gonna text her hey have you sent your resume to them yet or is it still printing
33:00 <Lannister> lol
33:00 <screwss> bahaha. winning.
33:00 <screwss> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i7iQbBbMAFE
33:00 <Lannister> i hate at brothels when theres other blokes sitting in the waiting lounge already
34:00 <screwss> oh
34:00 <Lannister> its so akward
34:00 <screwss> so its like a fraggin sandwitch bar
34:00 <screwss> or like
34:00 <screwss> a doctors surgery
34:00 <Lannister> doctors surgery spot on
34:00 <screwss> that is awkward
34:00 <Lannister> but instead of those plastic chairs theres couches
34:00 <screwss> yeh no thanks not for me
35:00 <Lannister> yeah i stll go cuz i get very horny
35:00 <screwss> i wouldnt mind a girl who hasnt boned 60 guys that week
35:00 <screwss> why dont you go to a bar or something and talk to girls
35:00 <Lannister> but now im using private working girls more often
35:00 <screwss> (girls arent scary)
36:00 <screwss> thats the 1st time ive ever seen mew with a diff nick
36:00 <Lannister> ive tried and that it doesnt satisfy me
36:00 <Lannister> my needs
36:00 <screwss> not long until cuddle party. great
37:00 <screwss> i was
37:00 <screwss>  ** THIS CLOSE **
37:00 <Lannister> ive been rejected alot of times
37:00 <screwss> to boning an ex escort chick
37:00 <screwss> and she is stunnin
37:00 <Lannister> and all i want is sex
37:00 <Lannister> not a relationship
37:00 <screwss> ive ejaculated a lot of times
38:00 <screwss> but in a mastabatory context
38:00 <Lannister> sure, i could maybe come across some chick at a bar whose also up for a one night stand fling or friends with benefits thing
38:00 <screwss> well thats cuz most girls dont wanna feel like theyre service stations
38:00 <androgynous> youve still gotta fill up somewhere though
38:00 <Lannister> but paying it from a escort is just so much easier and u are guranteed u are goin to get the physical action u want
39:00 <Lannister> a chick from a bar might change her mind by the end of the night that she doesnt want to suck my dick
39:00 <Lannister> the escort wont
39:00 <screwss> androgynous: lol
40:00 <screwss> youre basically forcing the escort
40:00 <Lannister> not really
40:00 <Lannister> im paying her
40:00 <Lannister> she wants to do it for my money
40:00 <screwss> shes in love with your money
40:00 <screwss> not your dick
40:00 <Lannister> if she doesnt want to do it, its absolutely fine, just give me my money back
40:00 <Lannister> and i will go to another one
40:00 <screwss> er when do they offer a refund feature
41:00 <Lannister> standard industry rule and most escort agencies offer a change of mind period for first 5 minutes
41:00 <fawks> Uh I thought Chinese people were supposed to be smart 
41:00 <fawks> http://www.9news.com.au/world/2014/08/15/15/53/hundreds-try-to-outrun-tidal-wave
41:00 <Lannister> like say, u dont like what u see
41:00 <screwss> i came close to doing a proz once
41:00 <Lannister> or u feel that shes not doin her services well
41:00 <screwss> and i hadnt even paid her and she wasnt going to let me leave
42:00 <screwss> in fact i hadnt even agreed or even asked for anything!?
42:00 <Lannister> how did u get in that sitiation?
42:00 <screwss> arent their bouncers out the front that will fuck your shit up in 1 second if u try any sort of funny business
42:00 <Lannister> did u book her?
42:00 <Lannister> brothels yes
43:00 <Lannister> as for escorts, not so sure
43:00 <Lannister> im sure they have security measures in place
43:00 <screwss> i was at a strip club and this woman was just going through the crowd and for some reason she was picking on me like a fly on shit
43:00 <screwss> some crusty old asian woman
43:00 <Lannister> was she the prossie?
43:00 <screwss> and she literally got me to get up and find my friend who was getting laid FOR FREE in some other room so he could pony up 'the dough' cause i kept telling her look i dont hav $165. bear in mind this was like 2005, and i was 19
43:00 <Lannister> haha she must have been from thailand or something then
44:00 <Lannister> lol
44:00 <Lannister> yep, phuket style hustling customers for business
44:00 <screwss> i have no idea how i got outta that situation but i was pretty much verbally and mentally drained
44:00 <Lannister> "hey big man i gib u good time baby"
44:00 <screwss> i felt like such a pervert in there neway
45:00 <screwss> the strip clubs in the cross are soooooooooooooooo sketchy
45:00 <screwss> and the bouncers will
45:00 <screwss> actually literally kill u if you do look at them sideways
45:00 <Lannister> fuck oath
45:00 <screwss> since that incident become quite jaded about the whole entire industry
45:00 <Lannister> yeah most are bible ran
45:00 <screwss> now i just suck it up and talk to chicks at parties and stuff
45:00 <Lannister> lol oops
45:00 <Lannister> bikie*
46:00 <screwss> last year or year before some bouncers killed some unruly drunk dude outside of a popular pub there
46:00 <Lannister> yeah i know, getting 'it' the normal way is the ideal way
46:00 <screwss> they got a slap on the wrist
46:00 <Lannister> but yeah im just lazy and used to my habit
46:00 <screwss> no doubt talking to chicks u dont know is hard
46:00 <screwss> but its dooable
46:00 <screwss> and you can just practise it over and over
47:00 <screwss> one of my closest mates, hes no looker, and even he admits since hes asian he has always felt like the fish outta water here growing up in australia. neway long story short, his gf cheated on him after 4 yrs and he took it very badly. so 
47:00 <screwss> what he did was
47:00 <screwss> he just went out there and started talking to girls
48:00 <screwss> before you know it hes hooking up with chicks (& by hooking up i mean going full circle) with girls that made even my eyeballs pop outta my head
48:00 <screwss> the super desirable girl next door types
48:00 <Ana_Ng> he got some cajones
49:00 <screwss> yeh i guess
49:00 <screwss> more than us
49:00 <screwss> but thats the thing
49:00 <screwss> you keep practising and you will get there
49:00 <Ana_Ng> i know some seriously ugly guys
49:00 <Ana_Ng> they ask every girl
49:00 <Ana_Ng> 99% rejection rate
49:00 <Ana_Ng> but they all got someone
50:00 <screwss> but the 1% is worth it right
50:00 <Ana_Ng> i am lazy
50:00 <Ana_Ng> just bring the men to me, parade them along
50:00 <screwss> sometimes
50:00 <screwss> you just gotta BE A MAN
50:00 <screwss> no actually, you always have to be a man
51:00 <Ana_Ng> sigh
51:00 <Ana_Ng> this guy i dated was the man
51:00 <Ana_Ng> :(
51:00 <screwss> Lannister: i got a 3 minute clip for you https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7JoC7K5PapY
51:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Mystery´s advice for all men looking to get laid - Pickup Advice ( Jan 26, 2014) 3:34 - Category: Howto & Style - 5,469 - 28 likes (58.3%), 20 dislikes (41.7%)
52:00 <screwss> we know Ana_Ng 
52:00 <Lannister> <Ana_Ng> but they all got someone
52:00 <screwss> the men you are attracted to are loved by all women
52:00 <screwss> and secretly your trusting them to just stay with you
52:00 <Ana_Ng> 1 of 8 kids, then one day, his three older brothers died in a plane crash
52:00 <Lannister> but are they really happy though?
52:00 <screwss> lol
52:00 <Lannister> ir did they just settle?
52:00 <Lannister> or*
52:00 <Ana_Ng> so he went from being quiet middle child to family leader
52:00 <Ana_Ng> really kept the family together through that
52:00 <screwss> thats no good sorry to hear that
53:00 <Ana_Ng> so a good person and then he treated me like a queen
54:00 <screwss> thats good
54:00 <Ana_Ng> now i'm fucked because i am not going to find someone like that again
54:00 <screwss> wow we all whinge the same thing
54:00 <Ana_Ng> heh
55:00 <Ana_Ng> it's bizarre how you can have too much going on for a year
55:00 <Ana_Ng> then the next year, zilch
56:00 <screwss> this chick who unmatched me on tinder
56:00 <screwss> had the weirdest fuck name ever
56:00 <screwss> iservach
56:00 <Ana_Ng> how can you tell you've been unmatched
57:00 <screwss> yesterday she was in my conversation list
57:00 <screwss> today
57:00 <screwss> gone
57:00 <Ana_Ng> hrm maybe i haven't looked deeply into the app
58:00 <screwss> Lannister: stop being such a pussy! turn this 'bad' situation into a great one by having fun with it
58:00 <screwss> when a girl rejects me when i was in my teens
58:00 <screwss> id sulk on my bed listening to the cure for hours on end
58:00 <screwss> when a girl rejects me now
58:00 <screwss> i joke about it with my friends
58:00 <screwss> i think its funny
58:00 <screwss> it makes me feel better actually
59:00 <Ana_Ng> yeah as a man you should be over that
59:00 <Ana_Ng> honestly i think i've only been rejected twice
00:00 <Ana_Ng> definitely not used it
00:00 <screwss> theres a girl i truly adore i went on a date with
00:00 <screwss> who i think im 99% rejected
00:00 <screwss> the 1% being she hasnt actually said anything direct to me
00:00 <screwss> just dropped a couple of small hints
01:00 <screwss> but im gonna call up that hoe
01:00 <screwss> and get the answer straight up
01:00 <screwss> Ana_Ng: do you have facebook
01:00 <Ana_Ng> i do
02:00 <screwss> if im gettin rejected im gettin rejected like a man
03:00 <screwss> Ana_Ng: you can say no, but since i only ever see you once every 6 months on here would you be okay if we became friends
05:00 <screwss> well anyways
05:00 <screwss> its 4 am here
05:00 <screwss> and i gotta get some sleep
05:00 <screwss> good chattin yall and i hope your love lives sort themselves out
08:00 <Ana_Ng> yeah that is cool
11:00 <xm> when do you tell them you have bipolar?
11:00 <xm> the glamorous lifestyle
12:00 <Ana_Ng> these days
12:00 <Ana_Ng> you don't have to tell someone you're bipolar
12:00 <Ana_Ng> because everyone is
13:00 <Ana_Ng> if someone tells me, i reply YOU'RE NOT SPECIAL SO SHUTUP
13:00 <xm> they're wannabe goths like emos
13:00 <Ana_Ng> then i start crying about the lack of root beer on the menu
15:00 <xm> so you're a bipolar disorder type ii? please tell me more about how terrible mood swings are
16:00 <xm> -- willy wonka 
32:00 <faux> is bipolar genetic
32:00 <faux> srs question
34:00 <xm> definitely a genetic component there
35:00 <faux> because my auntys mum has it
35:00 <xm> and if i were to marry someone with bipolar the kids it'd be higher too
35:00 <faux> and i honestly think my aunty does too
35:00 <faux> shes so intense
36:00 <faux> she can go from 0-100 in 5 minutes and then laugh it off as if it were nothing
36:00 <xm> and if i were to marry someone with bipolar the chances of the kids having it would be higher too*
36:00 <faux> i don't even know even know it's thats what its like
36:00 <xm> it affects men and differently though from what ive noticed
36:00 <faux> shes a woman
36:00 <faux> lol
36:00 <xm> and im an outlier anyway
37:00 <faux> a waht
37:00 <xm> you know in graphs where you have lots of dots and a straight line
37:00 <xm> im one of those points that stick out a bit
37:00 <xm> or just different to what you'd expect
37:00 <faux> im a hyperbola irl
37:00 <xm> i dont do drugs, drink, smoke etc
38:00 <xm> and i dont gamble
38:00 <xm> or spend like crazy
38:00 <xm> the men seem to do more drugs
38:00 <faux> god
38:00 <faux> good*
38:00 <xm> the women seem to just be more...emotional
39:00 <xm> it was like a caricature in the wards at times with the women
39:00 <faux> we were at my fams house once
39:00 <xm> i would avoid most bipolar people
39:00 <xm> the ones who have it serious
39:00 <faux> and my grandfather said goodbye to my uncle
40:00 <faux> but the music was loud so my uncle didnt hear
40:00 <faux> and my aunty thought he was just being rude
40:00 <faux> so she went absolutely nuts
40:00 <faux> SCREAMING her head off
40:00 <xm> by aunty do you mean a blood relative
41:00 <faux> saying how it was rude etc etc
41:00 <faux> and after screaming at everyone for 10 minutes
41:00 <faux> she stopped and started laughing
41:00 <xm> im not sure about other bipolars but in real life i find it hard to read people because you get this brain rush
41:00 <faux> and said oh its good to have a screaming fest like that
41:00 <faux> i should be a psychologist
41:00 <faux> and everyone was just like
41:00 <faux> what.
41:00 <faux> there was no screaming match, you were just yelling by yourself
41:00 <faux> you weird fuck
41:00 <faux> no, shes not blood relative
41:00 <faux> shes my uncles wife
41:00 <xm> is she on meds
42:00 <faux> no.. she hasnt been diagnosed but im saying i thikn she is
42:00 <faux> and even more so cos her mum is
42:00 <faux> and has been officially diagnosed
42:00 <faux> thats why im asking if its genetic
42:00 <faux> once she came over and she opened the freezer and started throwing food off the verandah
42:00 <faux> i was like
42:00 <faux> .
42:00 <faux> LOL
42:00 <xm> does she go on massive spending sprees?
42:00 <faux> it was SO weird
42:00 <xm> like even more so than a woman would
43:00 <faux> um
43:00 <faux> nah
43:00 <faux> idon tthink so
43:00 <faux> shes just a psycho
43:00 <xm> maybe she's just mental because she was raised bu a bipolar mother
43:00 <xm> it would have definitely messed her up somehow
43:00 <xm> especially if it's official her mother is
43:00 <xm> how long ago was she diagnosed?
43:00 <xm> she'd be old by now
51:00 <Serenity> my god do you people ever sleep
52:00 <xm> i peak at this hour
53:00 <xm> sleep is for the weak. so im sleepless for the week
53:00 <xm> day 6
53:00 <Ana_Ng> xm 
53:00 <Serenity> well while you're peaking can you come kill these magpies
53:00 <Ana_Ng> please to meet you
53:00 <Ana_Ng> and our meat will please you
54:00 <faux> i slept all night
54:00 <Student> ha ha 
54:00 <Serenity> that dont seem to realise its 3am
54:00 <faux> like earlier tonight 
54:00 <faux> and woke up at like 2:30
54:00 <faux> was weird
54:00 <Serenity> im baby sitting so no sleep for me
54:00 <faux> aw
54:00 <faux> how is she
55:00 <Serenity> shes been good tbh just woke up now for a bottle
55:00 <faux> she doesnt seem like shed be trouble
55:00 <faux> smiley bub
55:00 <Serenity> shes hilarious
55:00 <faux> haha
55:00 <faux> how old is she now
55:00 <Serenity> very strong willed tho
55:00 <Serenity> 7 months
56:00 <faux> wow
56:00 <faux> babies grow so fast
56:00 <faux> lol
56:00 <Serenity> yep they sure do
56:00 <Serenity> then they turn into back chatting little fuck faces
57:00 <faux> 2 more months and ab will be 2
57:00 <faux> :')
58:00 <Serenity> I cannot believe she is 2
58:00 <Serenity> far out
58:00 <faux> ikr
58:00 <faux> did i tell you
58:00 <faux> she says WASSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP
58:00 <faux> lmao
58:00 <faux> and she calls me Kisssyy
59:00 <faux> i love this starting to talk age
59:00 <Serenity> hahahahah thats so cute
59:00 <faux> dad says 1 2 3 and she goes FOR FI SIK!!!!!!
59:00 <Serenity> hahahaha
59:00 <Serenity> nawww I can't wait until alice talks
59:00 <faux> :D:D:D:D:D
59:00 <Serenity> she says eeyyyy yoooo lol 
00:00 <faux> omg
00:00 <faux> cuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuute
00:00 <faux> that seems like
00:00 <faux> advanced for 7 months
00:00 <faux> lol
00:00 <faux> is it like a noise
00:00 <Serenity> shes really advanced
00:00 <faux> or is she saying ey yo
00:00 <faux> thats amazing
00:00 <Serenity> shes already pulling herself up on stuff
00:00 <faux> i love babies squeee
00:00 <faux> oh wow
00:00 <Serenity> and shes super tiny so it looks hilarious
01:00 <faux> awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
01:00 <faux> ngseuiorhgjnseirughjsngiushg
01:00 <faux> i want one i can give back
01:00 <faux> lol
01:00 <Serenity> im gonna take her out n take photos too
01:00 <Serenity> tomorrow
01:00 <Serenity> witj my dslr
01:00 <faux> are you babysitting all weekend?
01:00 <Serenity> yeah till sunday
08:00 <faux> fun
08:00 <faux> brb
08:00 <Serenity> im starving lol
08:00 <Serenity> damn 3am
17:00 <faux> Serenity best time for cereal
18:00 <Student> :)
19:00 <Serenity> I wish I has muesli
19:00 <Serenity> had
22:00 <faux> do you have yoghurt
23:00 <Serenity> nup :(
23:00 <faux> you know whaat i bought from woolies that i love so much
23:00 <faux> a decor microsafe rice cooker
23:00 <faux> it can cook up to 4 cups
24:00 <faux> comes iwth a little cup and stirrer thing
24:00 <faux> the lid has a little pop up thing to let the steam out
24:00 <Serenity> is it red?
24:00 <faux> its like 6 minutes to cook a cup of rice
24:00 <faux> yeah
24:00 <faux> it ruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuules
24:00 <faux> so fluffy and nice
24:00 <Serenity> I have so many of those containers
24:00 <Serenity> im addicted
24:00 <faux> its the best for broccoli too!!!!!
25:00 <Serenity> they have soup mugs too
25:00 <faux> yeah i seen them
25:00 <faux> i wouldnt use them though
25:00 <faux> htey have a pasta coooker too, also wouldnt use it, ijust chuck that on the stove
25:00 <faux> done in 10
25:00 <faux> but my st ove rice never turns out good idk 
25:00 <faux> idk why*
26:00 <Serenity> ive got ones that are perfect for 1 meal so I use them for paul to take lunch in
26:00 <faux> its awesome for veggies too, some brov, bok choy, chopped up carot
26:00 <faux> to cook in, or reheat?
26:00 <Serenity> reheat
26:00 <faux> broc*
26:00 <faux> oh yeah i bought a smaller one too
26:00 <faux> to reheat
26:00 <faux> but the big 2.75L rules
27:00 <faux> i hink theyre better than tupperware
27:00 <faux> tw is so overpriced
27:00 <Serenity> im a cheap ass I buy the knock off tw from kmart
27:00 <faux> doesnt make you a cheap ass makes you smart
27:00 <faux> lol
28:00 <faux> when i moved here my grandma gave me like 6000 chinese containers to use temporarily
28:00 <Serenity> cause I store everything openable in my cupboards in them
28:00 <Serenity> stops mice etc
28:00 <faux> and i still have them, i use them for cheese and ham etc then i just chuck them
28:00 <Serenity> pantry moth
28:00 <faux> yeah i put rice, sugar, lentils etc in jars
29:00 <Serenity> mice love rice the cunts
29:00 <faux> lolll
29:00 <Serenity> and flour...
29:00 <faux> im so scared of mice
29:00 <faux> omg
29:00 <Serenity> mice ruined a bag of bread flour I had once
29:00 <Serenity> assholes
29:00 <faux> i literally knock on my laundry door before i open it LOL
30:00 <Serenity> lolll
30:00 <faux> to scare whoever is having a party in there
30:00 <faux> was there a flour trail
30:00 <faux> from when they scampered off
30:00 <faux> lol
31:00 <Serenity> hahah no but that would have been kind of funny
31:00 <faux> lool
31:00 <faux> i been reading up on them to see what other signs etc
31:00 <faux> and i read they can cimb
31:00 <faux> climb
31:00 <faux> like curtains etc
31:00 <faux> .
31:00 <faux> now im even more petrified
31:00 <Serenity> yeah they can
32:00 <Serenity> and they can swim
32:00 <faux> fucking cunts
32:00 <faux> next wooolies shop im getting those traps that  conceal the mice when they catch them
32:00 <faux> .
32:00 <faux> lol
32:00 <faux> so i dont have to look at a dead mouse if i have one
32:00 <Serenity> yuck
33:00 <faux> woolies online is so shit with descriptions
33:00 <faux> they dont tell you anything about the products
33:00 <Serenity> lol 
33:00 <faux> this
33:00 <faux> http://www2.woolworthsonline.com.au/Shop/ProductDetails?Stockcode=47591&name=safe-n-sure-mouse-trap&search=mouse%20trap
33:00 <faux> pretty sure these one trap the mice in
34:00 <Serenity> ohhhh that would be alright
35:00 <faux> LMFAO
35:00 <faux> The review title says it all really. All this device does is torture the animal unless the poor thing can wriggle it's body out enough to be strangled. It took the mouse at least 10 minutes to die and it ran, jumped, and flipped itself frantically trying to escape until it got the trap around it's neck. I can't see how any woman would want to try to pick up a live mouse while it is running 
35:00 <faux> around the room with a trap on it's head so the comment "ladies prefer them!" is far from truth. Don't think I am some namby pamby woman either
35:00 <faux> ok these reviews are bad
36:00 <Bastardly_One> those grey plastic ones from Woolies work quick
36:00 <faux> ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
36:00 <faux> set up six traps with peanut butter as bait. In the middle of the night I heard a scraping noise and got up to check it out. The lower half of a mouse was caught in the trap (it is meant to trigger when the mouse is eating and capture its top half in the trap) and it was frantically running around the house trying to get it off and hide at the same time.
36:00 <faux> I had to pick up its crushed body, walk outside and open the trap.
36:00 <Bastardly_One> they don't contain them but the death is really quick
36:00 <Serenity> a hahaha
41:00 <Serenity> argh my lips are dry and sore but I cbf getting up to get my blistex
49:00 <Bastardly_One> weirdest time ever to wake up ... had some really strange dreams
56:00 <faux> Serenity http://youtu.be/8RpTEg4ygpY?list=PLpKVHhjWeQ6_DUlV9cyBsH4WxOkeDLz2E
56:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: How to Make Water Marble Keys ( Jun 21, 2014) 0 - Category: Howto & Style - 42,292 - 2,263 likes (99.5%), 12 dislikes (0.5%)
15:00 <Bastardly_One> I have found the best potato chips ever I think
15:00 <Bastardly_One> never had them before until now
43:00 <Bastardly_One> that's why my pen needs a pad, because my rhyme's on the rag
00:00 <Bastardly_One> americans are fucked up
00:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.mnn.com/health/fitness-well-being/stories/should-lithium-be-added-to-drinking-water-to-help-prevent-suicide
01:00 <Ana_Ng> heh
01:00 <Ana_Ng> add it to hamburgers
01:00 <Ana_Ng> with birth control
05:00 <Bastardly_One> I should read before I make comment
06:00 <Bastardly_One> the study is in Austria
06:00 <Bastardly_One> damn nazis!
07:00 <faux> http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/25025988
24:00 <Bastardly_One> oh faux
24:00 <Bastardly_One> did you decide on traps?
25:00 <Bastardly_One> those big plastic grey ones they sell are really good
25:00 <Bastardly_One> just can't remember the brand
25:00 <fawks> I read reviews apparently they're shit
26:00 <fawks> 20 Mysterious Photos That Should Not Exist: http://youtu.be/1C6l94JRqYs
26:00 <Bastardly_One> I found they worked at my old place
26:00 <fawks> Ehehe
26:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: 20 Mysterious Photos That Should Not Exist ( Mar 12, 2014) 9:12 - Category: Education - 9,223,642 -
27:00 <Bastardly_One> then again we had a lot of stuff they liked at my old place ... they seemed easy to get
28:00 <Bastardly_One> damn
29:00 <Bastardly_One> that just made me sad
29:00 <Bastardly_One> I miss the dog
30:00 <Bastardly_One> I know someone that wants to give me a puppy too 
30:00 <Bastardly_One> not "allowed" to have one 
32:00 <Bastardly_One> I know this isn't you 
32:00 <Bastardly_One> but test your knowledge anyway
32:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.bcwsd.com/backroom/knowledge-us.htm
32:00 <Bastardly_One> I am testing mine 
32:00 <Bastardly_One> bdsm knowledge
38:00 <Bastardly_One> I got 2 wrong
41:00 <fawks> 15 Worst Serial Killers of All Time: http://youtu.be/FLt_0SU2Fj4
41:00 <fawks> UWHEUAHSLDIDNDLS
41:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: 15 Worst Serial Killers of All Time ( Jun 5, 2014) - Category: Education - 2,954,122 - 22,830 likes (95.2%), 1,149 dislikes (4.8%)
46:00 <fawks> I got 19/30
46:00 <fawks> what a gay 'tesy'
46:00 <fawks> Test*
50:00 <Bastardly_One> I know
50:00 <Bastardly_One> a lot is very obvious though 
50:00 <Bastardly_One> I got the candles and the flag one wrong
51:00 <Bastardly_One> and I don't count another two I got wrong as wrong because it was the way they worded it 
30:00 <doctor> It's pretty important that I now get filthy rich http://www.dailylife.com.au/photogallery/dl-food/classic-fast-foods-taken-to-an-extreme-20140814-3dpkf.html
32:00 <frayedknot> eating gold?
34:00 <doctor> Yeah, if you don't eat it at least once in your life you haven't lived at all
48:00 <androgynous> WUT THE FUK GUYZ
50:00 <frayedknot> hi Nikky` 
50:00 <crash> morning Nikky` 
50:00 <ATS63> This is so lame. While I'm on sick leave, I might just have to get another job. So bored
50:00 <Nikky`> Hey frayedknot :o)
50:00 <Nikky`> Morning crash :o))
51:00 <frayedknot> ATS63 if you can work, why have sick leave? but on the other hand.. you can get paid twice
51:00 <crash> whats the gossip?
51:00 <Nikky`> Guess what I finally did last Sun crash?
51:00 <Nikky`> I have none..slightly lil seedy from some wines last night
51:00 <ATS63> Ahh, damaged hand. Work requires hand strength
51:00 <frayedknot> so you need a job you can do single-handedly 
51:00 <androgynous> what'd you do to it ATS63?
51:00 <crash> what did you do last Sun? wash your car ?
52:00 <ATS63> indeed
52:00 <ATS63> I jerked it too hard and cut tendons
52:00 <crash> i cut a tendon in my hand years ago, sucked
52:00 <androgynous> slutload.com?
52:00 <Nikky`> YES!! finally washed my car so new dirt can have a chance and shine thru haha
53:00 <ATS63> They wouldn't even give me an easy job, like a driving one. Just said take paid leave :(
53:00 <ATS63> I'd go on a holiday but I kinda need to be close to the surgeon
53:00 <crash> lol, you found a black car under the black dirt ?
53:00 <Nikky`> I did.. I found my car again
53:00 <ATS63> Apparently you can't drive a car with one hand. Lame
54:00 <crash> how long did it take you, the whole day ?
54:00 <crash> ATS63,  thats a load of bs
54:00 <ATS63> I know
54:00 <crash> look at the article in yesterdays paper
54:00 <crash> one armed pilot
54:00 <androgynous> i think you accumulate a certain amount of sick hours if you're fulltime (at some jobs) and employers use that up first rather than pay you normally
54:00 <ATS63> They get me working a computer while I drive. I don't see a problem with one handed motion
55:00 <Nikky`> Nah only a 15 mins or so crash.. I didn't give it a perfect wash, don't be silly
55:00 <crash> http://www.torontosun.com/2014/08/14/pilot-lost-control-of-plane-when-prosthetic-arm-came-off-watchdog
56:00 <crash> it will get dirty again im sure, just wash it every week ?
57:00 <androgynous> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7NYbojdoAQE
57:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: One Armed Scissor (official video) (Nov 8, 2007) 3:48 - Category: Music - 2,330,427 - 9,422 likes (97%), 289 dislikes (3%)
58:00 <Nikky`> every week? that is the first time i've washed it in months n months lol
01:00 <crash> dark colored vehicles to much work
01:00 <crash> i like silver these days, barely have to wash mine
02:00 <Nikky`> Yeah well I was hoping to have a car wash slave but you never do it
02:00 <Nikky`> :P
02:00 <androgynous> gunmetal gra is where its at
02:00 <androgynous> gray*
02:00 <crash> nah im pretty damn unreliable as well
04:00 <crash> even this morning doing my ritual saturday morning cleanup i didn't even make it through the dishes before i became bored 
04:00 <crash> doesn't help with a housemate that uses 6 million coffee cups
04:00 <Nikky`> lol
04:00 <Nikky`> I did my housework last night
05:00 <Nikky`> tho, I am trying to get myself to gym 
05:00 <Nikky`> feeling ugh tho 
05:00 <crash> think gym is one of those morning things?
06:00 <crash> motivation tends to taper off further into a day you get - more so on the weekend
07:00 <Nikky`> Yeah, I do go sometimes this late, its so hard to get out of bed 
07:00 <crash> lol
07:00 <Nikky`> when you are out 5:30 during week you don't want to get out of it at all on weekends
08:00 <androgynous> will you regret it if you go to the gym this late Nikky`?
08:00 <crash> i haven't seen 5 am for a long time
08:00 <Nikky`> I'll regret it if I don't go
09:00 <Nikky`> So I shall get unlazy and ready soon
09:00 <Nikky`> I had to whois you androgynous.. in case you were one of the freaks I didn't want to talk back to hehe
09:00 <androgynous> oh haha i changed it to this last night cos Lannister calls erogenous zones "androgynous zones"
10:00 <Nikky`> lol
11:00 <crash> 11 degrees 
11:00 <crash> to cold
12:00 <Nikky`> Car has heating
12:00 <Nikky`> stop making excuses for me
12:00 <Nikky`> damnit
12:00 <Nikky`> hehe
12:00 <crash> yeah and probably heaps of saturday morning traffic
13:00 <Nikky`> You do know where I live..well not my place but area..there is not a lot of traffic
15:00 <Nikky`> I thought I better add not my place before all the ppl go what.. you have been to her place 
15:00 <Nikky`> haha
15:00 <crash> lol yeah
15:00 <crash> just walk to the shops and grab the paper
15:00 <crash> exercise done
19:00 <Nikky`> hehe ssh
20:00 <frayedknot> Nikky` when are you having that party and inviting us all over?
21:00 <crash> we will celebrate you washing your car
22:00 <Nikky`> It was cancelled..due to never wanting you freaks in my place :P
22:00 <crash> haha
23:00 <frayedknot> am i a freak?
23:00 <crash> yes, a silverchair freak
23:00 <Nikky`> lol
24:00 <crash> can you freak out if you're a freak ?
25:00 <Nikky`> Sure
25:00 <Nikky`> double freak action
25:00 <crash> maybe
26:00 <crash> normal out
28:00 <crash> i really need to get out of the clothes ive slept in
28:00 <crash> need to get a new mobile phone today because mines cactus
28:00 <Nikky`> And maybe finish those dishes
28:00 <frayedknot> i need to vacuum
28:00 <crash> Nikky`,  nah do it tommorrow
29:00 <crash> i got most of the heavy work done
30:00 <Nikky`> I slept in my freshly made bed lastnight and it was wonderful
30:00 <crash> nice :)
31:00 <crash> you don't want to see the state of my bed linen
31:00 <crash> i finally got rid of my last set of sheets, fell asleep with work clothes on and had a white marker pen in my pocket
32:00 <Serenity> mew was lannister saemon?
35:00 <Nikky`> oooh then pls go buy some more crash.. gosh
36:00 <Nikky`> ok it be gym time 
37:00 <Mew> i think so Serenity
37:00 <Serenity> thank god i wasnt around
43:00 <fawks> Don't you want me baaabyyy
43:00 <fawks> Don't you want me oooh oho hhhh
46:00 <angryHobo> unban me from #adelaide or else!
47:00 <Mew> cute chinese eyes!!!
49:00 <British^Meat> lol
49:00 <British^Meat> this guy :)
49:00 <British^Meat> its ok angryHobo, just get a new ip and come back, u know as u always do :)
49:00 <British^Meat> love seeing how far these dudes goes
50:00 <British^Meat> I actually admire your persistance 
50:00 <Mew> is it CCE?
51:00 <Mew> also
51:00 <Mew> have you seen jawshs facebook lately? hes gone full retard on there over the last week
51:00 <Lolin> mew
51:00 <Lolin> should I be LolinFirth?
51:00 <Mew> Lolinfirf
51:00 <Mew> yes
51:00 <Mew> yes you should
07:00 <simba> i cant see it mew
08:00 <simba> but i imagine it would be chaos
08:00 <simba> is he verbally assualting his mother through status updates again
08:00 <Mew> do you want me to pm it? its pretty intense LOL
08:00 <British^Meat> lol
08:00 <British^Meat> looking at it now Mew
08:00 <British^Meat> just..... 
08:00 <British^Meat> wow
08:00 <simba> sure
13:00 <angryHobo> go the swans
14:00 <angryHobo> there was a man from ironbark
20:00 <faux> fffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffycj
32:00 <Mew>      whoa
32:00 <Mew> his sister ash has deleted him off fb too
35:00 <Doodle> https://scontent-b-lax.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfp1/t1.0-9/10606488_10152471188472839_4531744627679598503_n.jpg
43:00 <Serenity> damn you natures organics conditioner
43:00 <Serenity> you dont smell like peach bliss
43:00 <Serenity> you smell like stale piss
43:00 <Doodle> DOESN'T TASTE LIKE BANANA & PEACH
44:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Thundercat - Oh Sheit, It's X!.mp3 (5.19MB 192kbps Joint Stereo 3:46)
57:00 <TheRon> She's a Killer Queen Gunpowder, gelatine Dynamite with a laser beam Guaranteed to blow your mind Anytime
57:00 <partay> *sip*
58:00 <simba> just in time 4 teh fire works ron
00:00 <TheRon> the hard fought game that is syd v st kilda?
00:00 <simba> no its gonna be a wet wetha game in the gold coast
01:00 <simba> we should bash them
01:00 <simba> if were SRS
01:00 <TheRon> you should
01:00 <TheRon> port would want a home final in the first week
02:00 <simba> its ours 2 losae
02:00 <simba> lose
06:00 <TheRon> Holly came from Miami, F.L.A. Hitch-hiked her way across the U.S.A. Plucked her eyebrows on the way Shaved her legs and then he was a she She says, "Hey, babe, Take a walk on the wild side." Said, "Hey, honey, Take a walk on the wild side."
07:00 <Mew> and the coloured girls say do do do do do do do do do do
07:00 <FredFlinstone> and the coloured wetn do do do to do
08:00 <TheRon> swans and saints is over
09:00 <TheRon> carn the suns
09:00 <TheRon> sorry wanna see them make the finals
10:00 <FredFlinstone> kick out collinghsit and essenshit
10:00 <TheRon> indeed
10:00 <TheRon> get rid of the dhit
10:00 <FredFlinstone> keep shitmond out too
11:00 <TheRon> got the lamb shanks on
11:00 <FredFlinstone> nice
11:00 <TheRon> already smell nom nom
11:00 <FredFlinstone> barley?
11:00 <FredFlinstone> gtrated potato
12:00 <FredFlinstone> carrot
12:00 <TheRon> nah just vegies and stock
12:00 <FredFlinstone> celery
12:00 <FredFlinstone> awwwww
12:00 <FredFlinstone> must have barley
12:00 <FredFlinstone> had a nice meal last night at Platform 28
13:00 <TheRon> footy?
13:00 <FredFlinstone> before
13:00 <FredFlinstone> so fuckin expensive to reserve a seat there on level 3 ffs
13:00 <FredFlinstone> 38 or 46
13:00 <FredFlinstone> fuck off!
14:00 <FredFlinstone> just went up when the gates opened
14:00 <TheRon> damns
14:00 <FredFlinstone> then over to the restaurant
15:00 <TheRon> did you notice the umpires last night?
15:00 <FredFlinstone> cheaper for me to get my mate a reserves seat in the MCC work that out and on level 2
15:00 <FredFlinstone> lol nah
15:00 <TheRon> mick was just bitching?
15:00 <FredFlinstone> they were a fuckin disgrace
15:00 <FredFlinstone> as usual
16:00 <FredFlinstone> it was as I expected
16:00 <partay> Hopefully Brisbane will beat Collingwood
16:00 <TheRon> yes!
16:00 <FredFlinstone> that would be awesome
18:00 <FredFlinstone> got two jerry cans at Aldi just then for $30 each 
18:00 <FredFlinstone> unreal
18:00 <FredFlinstone> most are $65
18:00 <TheRon> god bless aldi
18:00 <partay> 20l ?
18:00 <FredFlinstone> lol never been ther before
18:00 <FredFlinstone> yes
18:00 <FredFlinstone> metal
19:00 <partay> Good score
19:00 <FredFlinstone> for my van
19:00 <FredFlinstone> they are indeed
19:00 <TheRon> sorry but i think gold coast want this more than port does
19:00 <FredFlinstone> except for the scum you need to put up with
19:00 <FredFlinstone> preston market! never again
20:00 <TheRon> northern blues playing there today?
20:00 <FredFlinstone> getting two jerry can holders welded to my van
21:00 <FredFlinstone> no idea
21:00 <FredFlinstone> too many chunts around
21:00 <FredFlinstone> just needed to leave quick
22:00 <TheRon> get out of preston in general
22:00 <FredFlinstone> shit yes
22:00 <FredFlinstone> friggin nightmare
23:00 <FredFlinstone> I neeeded them and I was going to heidelberg but I passed Aldi on the way so went in
23:00 <FredFlinstone> was on the other side took me a while to find it
24:00 <FredFlinstone> and all the arseholes there just walk straight through ya
24:00 <FredFlinstone> such pigs
24:00 <TheRon> the next goal to gold coast and i'm calling this one over
24:00 <FredFlinstone> good stuff
24:00 <Mew> do they all smell like ciggie butts?
24:00 <FredFlinstone> more like shit
26:00 <TheRon> i actually like wet weather footy
26:00 <FredFlinstone> dont get that at Shittyhad
26:00 <British^Meat> the worst kind of butt
26:00 <TheRon> wot wot in the butt?
26:00 <FredFlinstone> who's butt?
27:00 <ATS63> dongs
28:00 <FredFlinstone> nfi who is that
28:00 <FredFlinstone> I hope we beat the cheats in the last match to kick them out of 8
29:00 <Picard> fuck me saints are useless
29:00 <TheRon> anything that keeps essendon out of the finals is a good thing
29:00 <Picard> ahhh TheRon i agree
29:00 <TheRon> picard i called that one over 15 mins agao
29:00 <Picard> Saad is a good draft pick for the bombers
30:00 <Picard> i just got home and turned the tv on
30:00 <Picard> crows tonight??
30:00 <ATS63> APPARENTLY I SUCK AT MAKING JOKES
30:00 <FredFlinstone> do you now?
31:00 <ATS63> A LITTLE BIT
31:00 <Picard> who knows
31:00 <FredFlinstone> I see
31:00 <Picard> do u suck cock?
31:00 <TheRon> i don't know who i want to make the finals, one of them appeal
31:00 <Picard> i was the tigers to finish 9th
31:00 <TheRon> we all do
31:00 <Picard> i had $100 on them at $17
31:00 <FredFlinstone> lol
31:00 <Picard> fuck off, im a tigers supporter
32:00 <FredFlinstone> you poor thing
32:00 <TheRon> port scored it's game on
32:00 <TheRon> as a tigers supporter you must be used to mediocrity
32:00 <Picard> yes.
33:00 <Picard> in all honesty if we played like we have the past 5 weeks all year would are a top 4 side
33:00 <TheRon> possibly
33:00 <FredFlinstone> certainly and then choke
33:00 <Picard> lol fred
34:00 <TheRon> This thing called love I just can't handle it This thing called love I must get round to it I ain't ready Crazy little thing called love…  
37:00 <TheRon> picard do i watch the tigers tonight or the wallabies??
37:00 <Picard> tigers
37:00 <couleurs> go da dees
37:00 <simba> not going 2 good
38:00 <simba> but we scored an amazing liverpool goal
38:00 <TheRon> wallabies tonight couleurs 
38:00 <couleurs> carn da abies
38:00 <Picard> lol @ port
39:00 <TheRon> 3000 turned up to the melbourne city v syd united in ballarat
39:00 <Picard> thats good?
39:00 <couleurs> u beautey
39:00 <TheRon> for a regional game on tuesday night out of season, yeah thats good
40:00 <Bastardly_One> afternoon, etc
41:00 <couleurs> woo hoo
42:00 <Bastardly_One> awwwwwwwwwww couleurs is happy to see me <3
42:00 <partay> Bastardly did u ever nail that milf
43:00 <couleurs> n e 4 FiFa
43:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh
43:00 <Bastardly_One> given up as a lost cause
43:00 <couleurs> what a surprise.......
43:00 <TheRon> in like flint is my favourite movie
44:00 <Bastardly_One> not you couleurs
44:00 <Bastardly_One> I was answering partay
44:00 <couleurs> :o
44:00 <couleurs> :~)
44:00 <partay> Coulers stfu
44:00 <couleurs> no u
45:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah, I bet stick to ruling my cyber world and leave it at that
45:00 <Bastardly_One> to be honest I've not heard from the daughter or her since I visited
45:00 <Bastardly_One> tried to bring it up and it was useless so fuck that shit :)
45:00 <Mew> :(
46:00 <partay> Yah online bitches are way easier
46:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
46:00 <partay> Right mew?
46:00 <Bastardly_One> not that I really have one but ya know what I mean 
46:00 <Bastardly_One> people and I ... just doesn't seem a good mix ... or something
47:00 <Picard> fuck sake, Bastardly_One isnt dead yet
48:00 <TheRon> She packed my bags last night pre-flight Zero hour nine a.m. And I'm gonna be high as a kite by then I miss the earth so much I miss my wife…  
48:00 <Bastardly_One> negative
48:00 <Bastardly_One> I see you're alive still ... until murder is legal anyway
49:00 <Picard> i will outlive u 
49:00 <Picard> old cunt
50:00 <Mew> how many people would get killed if murder became legal?
50:00 <Picard> love this rain
50:00 <Picard> Mew u would be first
50:00 <Picard> waste of oxygen 
50:00 <TheRon> killing kyle sandilands should be legal
50:00 <partay> Picard id kill you slow
51:00 <Mew> nice Loof
51:00 <partay> TheRon indeed
51:00 <Picard> partgay u are a weak cunt u wouldnt be killing anyone
51:00 <Loof> it's luxury
51:00 <Picard> sandilands is a moron
51:00 <British^Meat> Picard, does pandas wanna bash you too?
51:00 <Picard> British^Meat no, im his father figure this week
51:00 <British^Meat> coz we're thinking all of us who he wants to bash might be ok to take him on
51:00 <Picard> no more death threats
51:00 <partay> Mew I'd let you have the fatal blow to kill Picard
52:00 <Picard> partgay u couldnt afford the bus ticket to get here to kill me 
52:00 <Picard> let alone have the balls to actually do anything
52:00 <Loof> you'd think the angry bald guys would band together
52:00 <Loof> but no
52:00 <British^Meat> oh, yer does that mean you'll be on his team Picard?
52:00 <Picard> panda is very unstable British^Meat
53:00 <Picard> no British^Meat
53:00 <British^Meat> we figured we'd have to go to his house, coz u know, he doesnt leave it or drive or anything
53:00 <TheRon> i'll be out on an island somewhere sinking cans
53:00 <Loof> lol
53:00 <partay> Haha poor Picard
53:00 <Picard> lol British^Meat
54:00 <TheRon> anybody wanna be on team Ron??
54:00 <Picard> partgay do u want to tell us the returns on your property portfolio?
54:00 <Picard> loooooooooooooooooooooooooolllllllllllll
54:00 <partay> Haha for that 10th time?
55:00 <Picard> wronggggggggggggg, u cant tell me because u have no idea lol
55:00 <Picard> you're a fraud
55:00 <partay> LOL ok champ
55:00 <partay> Hahaha
56:00 <Picard> he lol's to cover his lack of knowledge 
56:00 <Picard> :P
56:00 <couleurs> yer partay is a janitor irl he mops good
56:00 <partay> Yep
57:00 <partay> That's it
57:00 <Picard> at a shopping mall lol
57:00 <Picard> cleans up the food court
57:00 <couleurs> ps4!!!!!!!
58:00 <TheRon> couleurs, next season the afl is being kicked off the mcg so some soccer teams like real madrid and chelsea can have a game of soccer
58:00 <TheRon> seems wrong to me
58:00 <couleurs> yes i heard suck it afl u r gay!!!!!!!!!
58:00 <Picard> it is wrong
58:00 <Picard> fuck the soccer
59:00 <couleurs> i'd go c real medreds
59:00 <couleurs> fukc chelsea tho
59:00 <Picard> fuck all soccer
59:00 <TheRon> all these teams b-sides??
59:00 <Picard> stupid game
59:00 <Mew> now taking bets on whether or not slinky_J is in the cells
59:00 <Picard> Mew fuck off and stop trying to start shit
59:00 <couleurs> no they are sending big names 
59:00 <Picard> why i so obsessed with josh?
00:00 <Picard> u**
00:00 <couleurs> ronaldoe!!!!!!
00:00 <Picard> Mew= stalker cunt
00:00 <FredFlinstone> friggin got cold
00:00 <TheRon> gareth bale
00:00 <couleurs> yea
00:00 <FredFlinstone> put the heater back on
00:00 <TheRon> why is bale worth 100 mill??
01:00 <Picard> he isnt
01:00 <FredFlinstone> he is an actor thats why
01:00 <Picard> no sports plaey is
01:00 <Picard> player
01:00 <Bastardly_One> EPL starts tonight
01:00 <FredFlinstone> oh that one lol
01:00 <Bastardly_One> YAY!
01:00 <couleurs> idk he's pretty fast
01:00 <FredFlinstone> thought you meant Christopher Bale
01:00 <Mew> whoa Picard im so soz 
01:00 <FredFlinstone> as fast as Yarran lol
02:00 <TheRon> faster
02:00 <FredFlinstone> lol find that hard to believe
02:00 <TheRon> i've never seen him play
02:00 <couleurs> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0qS-OFRYP0Q
02:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Gareth Bale Goal ~ FC Barcelona vs Real Madrid 1-2 Final Copa Del Rey 16/04/2014 HD ( Apr 16, 2014) 1:29 - Category: Sports - 5,200,881 - 12,613 likes (95.2%), 638 dislikes (4.8%)
02:00 <Mew> Picard r u there
02:00 <couleurs> that 1
02:00 <Mew> its me Mew
02:00 <partay> Picard hates mew cos she is just another chick who he repulses. 
03:00 <bee_girl> =calling your ex
03:00 <Picard> partgay dont u have to get to the food court to clean up after people
03:00 <Bastardly_One> ok
03:00 <bee_girl> woops wrong window :)
03:00 <bee_girl> lol
03:00 <Picard> Mew wat?
03:00 <FredFlinstone> oh my such name calling today
03:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm finding out if J is locked up
04:00 <TheRon> bee_girl anytime
04:00 <Bastardly_One> everyone shut up 
04:00 <Mew> okay can i bet 3 pickles on it
04:00 <partay> Poor Picard.  Ugly and poor
04:00 <Mew> pls
04:00 <Bastardly_One> so he doesn't hear a voice on the phone
04:00 <Bastardly_One> shhhhh the lot of ya
04:00 <Picard> partgay u are one of the biggest frauds here
04:00 <couleurs> BaLe^RoX
04:00 <Loof> gtfo Matthew i can smell your ass
04:00 <Bastardly_One> now I have to find the log
04:00 <Picard> mr hot shot who has fuck all
04:00 <Bastardly_One> ffs
04:00 <Bastardly_One> can I be bothered?
04:00 <TheRon> hehehehehe........log!!!!!
04:00 <Picard> Matthew has a dirty arse
04:00 <Mew> send it my way ill do it :D
05:00 <FredFlinstone> stop it
05:00 <Picard> Mew STALKER MUCH
05:00 <Mew> picard dont be jel okay
05:00 <Mew> i rang you and you didnt answer
05:00 <Mew> not my prob
05:00 <Bastardly_One> weird
05:00 <Bastardly_One> I lost my logs
05:00 <Picard> why would i answer some random whore off irc?
06:00 <Bastardly_One> booooooooo!
06:00 <partay> Haha Picard. Jealousy is a curse loser
06:00 <Mew> how do you lose logs? do you use mirc?
06:00 <TheRon> i like to release my logs
06:00 <Picard> jealous of a bloke with nothing? no future no hope
06:00 <Picard> yeah i wish i was you 
06:00 <FredFlinstone> yes its healthy TheRon
06:00 <TheRon> my daddy was a logger
06:00 <FredFlinstone> log bog is not good
06:00 <TheRon> my granddaddy was a logger too
06:00 <partay> Haha
06:00 <FredFlinstone> lolz
07:00 <Picard> Matthew likes logs
07:00 <partay> Poor Picard
07:00 <Picard> on his chest
07:00 <FredFlinstone> oh geez thats a bit off
07:00 <Picard> loooooooooooooool partgay, i pay more taxes then your income lad
07:00 <partay> OK air con man of course you do
07:00 <partay> Hahaha
07:00 <Picard> FredFlinstone its a fetish of Matthew
08:00 <partay> 12hr a day man
08:00 <TheRon> picard each to their own
08:00 <Picard> who's the aircon man?
08:00 <partay> LOL
08:00 <partay> Hahaha
08:00 <TheRon> we shouldn't judge
08:00 <Picard> havnt done aircons for 2 years u cretin :)
08:00 <British^Meat> Do only over 50's say lad?
08:00 <FredFlinstone> how do you do an aircon?
08:00 <Picard> TheRon u are right, just because im not into guys shitting on my chest doesnt mean its wrong
09:00 <partay> Poor Picard
09:00 <TheRon> we just shouldn't comment
09:00 <Picard> partgay the foodcourt cleaner
10:00 <Picard> he thinks thats big money
10:00 <FredFlinstone> and waht is wrong with that?
10:00 <TheRon> faux canberra 6 st george 0 4 mins
10:00 <Picard> $24 an hour? lmfao
10:00 <FredFlinstone> and your point is?
10:00 <Picard> i wouldnt leave the house for that
10:00 <FredFlinstone> pleanty work for less than that
11:00 <Picard> partgay does during the week
11:00 <FredFlinstone> we arent all fuckin geniuses
11:00 <TheRon> and if gina rineheart had her way plenty more would
11:00 <FredFlinstone> and sit in an office
11:00 <Picard> u dot have to be a genius to earn good money
11:00 <Picard> or sit in an office
11:00 <partay> Picard will be working till he's 70
11:00 <FredFlinstone> sell drugs?
11:00 <Picard> lol FredFlinstone
12:00 <Picard> and lol @ 70, im retiring when im 55
12:00 <partay> HAHA
12:00 <partay> thats right with 3 million
12:00 <partay> HAHAHA
13:00 <partay> TAX FREE
13:00 <Picard> partgay will be living in a housing trust unit eating dog food when he stop work at the food court
13:00 <FredFlinstone> are you two in a bromance relationship?
13:00 <partay> lol
13:00 <Picard> FredFlinstone i cant help it if partgay wants to be me
13:00 <partay> Ha
13:00 <FredFlinstone> sounds like a couple
13:00 <[alienated]Romeo\_> anyone had coffee today?
13:00 <partay> A fat ugly prick?
13:00 <[alienated]Romeo\_> i've had 2 aye
14:00 <Picard> [alienated]Romeo\_ only 1
14:00 <FredFlinstone> none here
14:00 <FredFlinstone> had one last night
14:00 <[alienated]Romeo\_> ah ok well thats a start
14:00 <[alienated]Romeo\_> cool 
15:00 <TheRon>  Pistols shots ring out in the barroom night Enter Patty Valentine from the upper hall She sees the bartender in a pool of blood Cries out "My God they killed them all" Here comes the story of the Hurricane The man the authorities came to blame For something that he never done Put him in a prison cell but one time he could-a been The champion of the world.
15:00 <FredFlinstone> love that song
15:00 <FredFlinstone> go Bob
15:00 <Matthew> Port Power's downfall has been dramatic
15:00 <TheRon> it's awesome
15:00 <FredFlinstone> ugly fuck but talented as
16:00 <Picard> bit like hirds downfall, dramatic and fast
16:00 <FredFlinstone> he can open cans with that beak
16:00 <Picard> hird will never coach essendon again
16:00 <TheRon> neither will bomber
16:00 <bee_girl> bob touring now
16:00 <FredFlinstone> yes I saw that
16:00 <Picard> i recvkn they will keep bomber
16:00 <FredFlinstone> me too
16:00 <Picard> who else can they get?
16:00 <TheRon> not sure i'd see him live now
17:00 <FredFlinstone> you reckon hes alive?
17:00 <FredFlinstone> lolz
17:00 <FredFlinstone> looks dead to me
17:00 <TheRon> his assistant just wheels him hot on stage
17:00 <bee_girl> lol
17:00 <FredFlinstone> lmao
17:00 <Picard> lol
17:00 <bee_girl> yeah not like he does a greatest hits performance either
17:00 <TheRon> puts on a show weekend at bernie's style
17:00 <bee_girl> all standing there with their matching suits on 
17:00 <Picard> the might get lloyd to coach 
17:00 <Picard> they*
17:00 <FredFlinstone> that arse fuck hope they do
18:00 <Picard> lol
18:00 <Picard> get sheedy back lol
18:00 <FredFlinstone> yeah!
18:00 <simba> lloyd is a tv character now
18:00 <Picard> who could they get if its not hird?
18:00 <bee_girl> eek
18:00 <Picard> chocko?
18:00 <FredFlinstone> tom hafey perhaps?
19:00 <Picard> barassi
19:00 <FredFlinstone> jock mchale
19:00 <TheRon> hafey is well deadish
19:00 <FredFlinstone> yes get the ROn back
19:00 <Picard> lol TheRon
19:00 <Picard> he would still make a better coach then hird
19:00 <FredFlinstone> lol
19:00 <TheRon> tim watson to coash again
20:00 <FredFlinstone> di dhe coach?
20:00 <FredFlinstone> who?
20:00 <TheRon> sorta
20:00 <FredFlinstone> the umpires?
20:00 <Picard> what gets me is he still cant see he has take some of the blame
20:00 <TheRon> st kilda
20:00 <TheRon> before grant thomas
20:00 <Picard> watson got the arse from st kilda
20:00 <FredFlinstone> oh yeah
20:00 <Picard> he was useless
20:00 <FredFlinstone> blessing
20:00 <FredFlinstone> big talkers usually are
20:00 <TheRon> i don't think it was watsons fault to be honest
21:00 <FredFlinstone> nope
21:00 <FredFlinstone> stkilda is shit
21:00 <TheRon> thrown in at the deep end with no support
21:00 <FredFlinstone> no hope there
21:00 <TheRon> christ if malcolm blight coudn't get the job done at st kilda
21:00 <FredFlinstone> no one can
22:00 <Picard> blight was overrated
22:00 <FredFlinstone> was not
22:00 <Picard> yes he was
22:00 <FredFlinstone> no way
22:00 <Picard> fucking tool
22:00 <FredFlinstone> bullshit
22:00 <Picard> matthews has been the greatest modern day coach
22:00 <TheRon> i have 5 grand finals 2 premierships, not bad
22:00 <FredFlinstone> not what you were saying
22:00 <FredFlinstone> no one mentioned who was
23:00 <Picard> i did
23:00 <FredFlinstone> ireelevant
23:00 <FredFlinstone> to what you were saying
23:00 <FredFlinstone> just threw it
23:00 <FredFlinstone> in
23:00 <Picard> and i said blight "was" overrated
23:00 <FredFlinstone> indeed
23:00 <FredFlinstone> you did
23:00 <TheRon> love this song - pychedelic furs - love my way
23:00 <FredFlinstone> I can read
24:00 <Picard> good.
24:00 <TheRon> faux 64 15 mins
24:00 <TheRon> faux 6-4 15 mins
24:00 <Picard> watson is scouting "power" at Metricon, who is a free agent at power?
24:00 <Picard> oops not watls
24:00 <[alienated]Romeo\_> my room is messy 
24:00 <Picard> watson
24:00 <Picard> malthouse
24:00 <Picard> ffs
25:00 <FredFlinstone> oh my how can you get those mixed up
25:00 <Picard> we were talking watson here
25:00 <Picard> my brain isnt on 
25:00 <TheRon> malthouse is a ballarat boy
25:00 <Picard> lol
25:00 <FredFlinstone> we all agree
25:00 <Picard> gotta go, bbl
25:00 <TheRon> sebastopol to be more accurate
25:00 <[alienated]Romeo\_> \_/ pan
26:00 <Picard> no surpise he is so fucking grumpy
26:00 <FredFlinstone> basher from sebastopol
26:00 <TheRon> he coached sebastopol to a wooden spoon
26:00 <FredFlinstone> lol
26:00 <FredFlinstone> then smashed it in someones head?
27:00 <TheRon> it went up someone's arse sideways
27:00 <FredFlinstone> lol not surprise at that
27:00 <[alienated]Romeo\_> <./\.>
28:00 <FredFlinstone> he was a dirty prick
28:00 <FredFlinstone> just like mathews
28:00 <Ana_Ng> ur sideways
28:00 <FredFlinstone> but not that dirty
28:00 <[alienated]Romeo\_> hi bee_girl
29:00 <TheRon> ran into john northey at a bottlo once
29:00 <bee_girl> hey 
29:00 <[alienated]Romeo\_> :)
29:00 <FredFlinstone> and?
29:00 <[alienated]Romeo\_> how are you today?
29:00 <TheRon> nothing thats it
29:00 <FredFlinstone> I see
29:00 <FredFlinstone> as long as you didnt run over hime
29:00 <bee_girl> awesome thanks :) u?
29:00 <FredFlinstone> he was a good player
29:00 <[alienated]Romeo\_> cool yeah not too bad
29:00 <TheRon> ballarat football club would've killed me
30:00 <[alienated]Romeo\_> do you like shopping?
30:00 <faux> 10-6 TheRon?
30:00 <TheRon> yes!
30:00 <faux> Oh
30:00 <faux> Your msg was a bit afo
30:00 <faux> Ago
30:00 <faux> I just saw it
30:00 <TheRon> st george is up
30:00 <Matthew> when she used to look good to me but now I find herrr...
30:00 <faux> Yah I know lol
30:00 <faux> I thought you were delayed or something 
30:00 <TheRon> i didn't realise you had fox
31:00 <faux> Foxgo remember 
31:00 <TheRon> nice
31:00 <bee_girl> depends what and where i suppose
31:00 <[alienated]Romeo\_> ok
31:00 <faux> I gotta run downstairs for 10 mins lemme know what happens 
31:00 <[alienated]Romeo\_> bee_girl did you sleep well last night?
32:00 <[alienated]Romeo\_> i slept in
32:00 <bee_girl> as well as can be expected with a 2yr old
32:00 <[alienated]Romeo\_> ok
32:00 <[alienated]Romeo\_> bee_girl do you work or go to school?
32:00 <[alienated]Romeo\_> i live on a farm
33:00 <[alienated]Romeo\_> Pete
33:00 <TheRon> funny farm??
33:00 <bee_girl> i work ... whats with all the questions??
33:00 <[alienated]Romeo\_> nah just a regular farm
33:00 <TheRon> she works at work ok
33:00 <[alienated]Romeo\_> sorry i would just like to get to know you
33:00 <[alienated]Romeo\_> i better make another coffee
34:00 <[alienated]Romeo\_> TheRon are you a hard worker?
34:00 <Ana_Ng> i feel like i'm watching a creepy first date
34:00 <Ana_Ng> or an interview
34:00 <Ana_Ng> where do you see yourself in 5 years?
34:00 <[alienated]Romeo\_> in hell
34:00 <bee_girl> ah so u just got up
34:00 <TheRon> sinking cans on an island
34:00 <[alienated]Romeo\_> yeah
34:00 <bee_girl> sigh
34:00 <bee_girl> lucky u
35:00 <bee_girl> i live on a farm too... today was a good day for sleep ins 
35:00 <bee_girl> rain etc
35:00 <[alienated]Romeo\_> ok cool
35:00 <[alienated]Romeo\_> milk
35:00 <TheRon> faux canberra try reviewed, apparently held up on the line
35:00 <[alienated]Romeo\_> what up?
36:00 <xm> any chooks bee_girl 
36:00 <bee_girl> no chooks 
36:00 <xm> then it aint no farm!
36:00 <[alienated]Romeo\_> i have chooks
36:00 <bee_girl> dont have good enough fencing atm
36:00 <bee_girl> lol
36:00 <[alienated]Romeo\_> ;)
36:00 <xm> romeo: really?
36:00 <[alienated]Romeo\_> yeah
36:00 <xm> no u liar
36:00 <xm> no seriously
36:00 <[alienated]Romeo\_> yes yes
37:00 <xm> nice
37:00 <milk> hey, howz thingz?
37:00 <xm> which sort?
37:00 <TheRon> the rolling stones - under my thumb, awesome song
37:00 <bee_girl> i get good eggs at work from other ppl with chooks so when the kids are older we might do that
37:00 <xm> photos if possible
37:00 <[alienated]Romeo\_> dunno the regular kind i guess
37:00 <TheRon> the change has come she's under my thumb
37:00 <xm> i used to put the photo of my favourite chook in my Bible
37:00 <xm> i had a proper funeral. even tried to resurrect her
37:00 <[alienated]Romeo\_> im gunna have another smoke
38:00 <xm> OK just tell me the colour at least
38:00 <bee_girl> lol
38:00 <xm> white, brown, black?
38:00 <xm> etc
38:00 <[alienated]Romeo\_> brown
38:00 <[alienated]Romeo\_> golden brown :P
38:00 <TheRon> xm you discussing cocks again?
39:00 <xm> no, i didnt like that cock. he was kinda psycho. after a year they get all violent and attack everything
39:00 <xm> you can only catch them after it's dark. like reverse vampires that sleep
39:00 <xm> they get all 'weak' at night
39:00 <xm> every morning he had heaps of energy. i'd let him out and the first thing he'd do is chase me to attack. and those spurs can be sharp
40:00 <xm> i was in school and would have to bolt quickly
40:00 <xm> so ran like a little kid
40:00 <xm> but it was fun at the same time too
40:00 <xm> he chased me to the steets once
41:00 <TheRon>  People are strange when you're a stranger  Faces look ugly when you're alone  Women seem wicked when you're unwanted  Streets are uneven when you're down 
42:00 <TheRon> faux TRY! canberra, straight in front
42:00 <partay> lol
44:00 <TheRon> woah oh oh oh ohhhhh little china girl
45:00 <Matthew> Port Awfulaide at the moment
45:00 <Matthew> jesus
45:00 <TheRon> faux i'd get back st george look a rabble at the mo,ment
46:00 <faux> I just came back up
46:00 <faux> What happened 
46:00 <faux> Its loading up again now
46:00 <TheRon> one try under the post and a lucky tackle to prevent another one
46:00 <faux> Hurrrry up stupid thing 
46:00 <faux> Shit
46:00 <faux> They scored 
47:00 <Doodle> https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/t1.0-9/1535659_10201528087442402_1598898297683356234_n.jpg
47:00 <TheRon> the raiders are pressing hard
50:00 <Ana_Ng> is that a euphemism
51:00 <TheRon> what is
51:00 <Ana_Ng> the raiders are pressing hard
51:00 <couleurs> ;)
51:00 <TheRon> could be
53:00 <Ana_Ng> couleurs save me
54:00 <Doodle> breaking news
54:00 <Doodle> WELFARE recipients who miss an appointment with a job provider could have benefits cut unless they have a good excuse.
54:00 <Doodle> i thought that had always been the case
54:00 <Doodle> why is this news
54:00 <[aLiEn8D]Romeo\_> none of those jobs are worth anything
54:00 <TheRon> she wants the young american
54:00 <ATS63> http://www.sbs.com.au/news/article/2014/08/16/woman-caught-trying-smuggle-17-kilos-cocaine-breast-implants
55:00 <Doodle> what jobs
55:00 <ATS63> Reckon she was fat and ugly?
55:00 <[aLiEn8D]Romeo\_> you know ALL jobs
55:00 <Doodle> uh
55:00 <Doodle> ok
55:00 <TheRon> steve jobs?
55:00 <[aLiEn8D]Romeo\_> i want more medication.
56:00 <bee_girl> double ur dose
56:00 <[aLiEn8D]Romeo\_> yeah
56:00 <Doodle> https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfp1/t1.0-9/10616445_10201528058681683_5334928448226053641_n.jpg
56:00 <[aLiEn8D]Romeo\_> or even triple it
57:00 <TheRon>  Eleanor Rigby picks up the rice in the church where a wedding has been Lives in a dream Waits at the window, wearing the face that she keeps in a jar by the door Who is it for?
57:00 <exem> romeo, ill genetically engineer your chook so she'll lay SSRI eggs. no more PBS crap
58:00 <[aLiEn8D]Romeo\_> ahaha ok
01:00 <TheRon> that deaf dumb and blind kid sure plays a mean pinball
01:00 <ATS63> xm: as long as its organic
02:00 <TheRon> weed?
04:00 <TheRon> franklin 9 goals 5
04:00 <TheRon> what is the 4.40 game??
05:00 <Ana_Ng> It¹s tough to make predictions, especially about the future.
05:00 <TheRon> Ana_Ng:  going to the bar tonight?
05:00 <Ana_Ng> i think so
06:00 <TheRon> drool over some hot older men?
06:00 <Ana_Ng> almost time
06:00 <Ana_Ng> hopefully it's not like last night, which started off promising
06:00 <TheRon> eye candy?
06:00 <Ana_Ng> which ended in pointless rants, ambulances and barf
08:00 <xm> ill even do DNA splicing to make them produce caffeine too. super organic. i know romeo loves his coffee. im just a caring guy
09:00 <TheRon> Ana_Ng: sounds like my kind of saturday night
10:00 <Ana_Ng> and that was only thursday night
11:00 <TheRon> How does it feel How does it feel To be without a home Like a complete unknown Like a rolling stone ?
11:00 <partay> .ana you get lucky? 
11:00 <Ana_Ng> no
11:00 <TheRon> did you ride topless on a mechanical bull??
13:00 <xm> ambulances? did he get a heart attack. the poor old man! you must have battered your eye lashes
13:00 <Ana_Ng> hah
14:00 <Ana_Ng> i have a feeling it was food poisoning or an allergic reaction
14:00 <Ana_Ng> young woman passed out
14:00 <TheRon> bad beer?
14:00 <Ana_Ng> eventually came to and barfed
14:00 <partay> Ana it's sat night your luck might change
14:00 <Ana_Ng> partay
14:00 <Ana_Ng> wrong
14:00 <Ana_Ng> it's friday night
14:00 <TheRon> better out than in
14:00 <TheRon> 22 hour time difference i believe
15:00 <partay> Oh yeah you're in the wrong hemisphere
15:00 <TheRon> 4.15 pm saturday here
15:00 <Ana_Ng> i am aware of the day and time there
15:00 <TheRon> is 22 hours right?
15:00 <Ana_Ng> i can't do that kind of math
16:00 <Ana_Ng> but
16:00 <Ana_Ng> i subtract 6 hours and add a day
16:00 <Ana_Ng> so you should add 6 hours and subtract a day
16:00 <xm> Ana_Ng: have you ever used trivia questions as a pick up line? like go up to some stud and say, "name four countries that border each other in south america. you have 30 seconds to comply"
16:00 <Ana_Ng> i have not considered that
16:00 <xm> tryit in a group perhaps
16:00 <Ana_Ng> i do however have a trivia junkie groupie
17:00 <xm> and give points to each person
17:00 <partay> Or she could just get her tits out
17:00 <Ana_Ng> in the winter when things are slow, we play at the bar
17:00 <TheRon> john lennon - nobody told me
17:00 <xm> "man with fedora. 2 points. brazil and bolivia."
17:00 <Ana_Ng> you know what i hate - pub quiz night
18:00 <Ana_Ng> i go on occasion, and here's what happens
18:00 <xm> im getting imagery of some weird Alaskan bar
18:00 <xm> with neon lights, a pool table and country music
18:00 <Ana_Ng> nobody knows the answer except me
18:00 <Ana_Ng> i don't yell, don't fight, just simply say I am 100% sure
18:00 <xm> and inuits are outside playing that 'kicking' game
18:00 <Ana_Ng> then they guess something else and lose
18:00 <Ana_Ng> xm, that is about 2500km from where i live
19:00 <xm> well, you should try something else to make it more fun. claim that all their answers are wrong. come up with ridiculous things that arent even remotely true just to see if they'd fall for it
19:00 <Ana_Ng> no, i work alone
19:00 <xm> like a serial killer
19:00 <Ana_Ng> nobody wants to play against me, so i usually ask the questions
20:00 <Ana_Ng> which is fun
20:00 <xm> some are motivated by fun, others a great hatred for society
20:00 <Ana_Ng> heh
20:00 <Ana_Ng> i am motivated by sex and candy floss
20:00 <xm> are you good with sports questions?
21:00 <Ana_Ng> depends on the sport and the era
21:00 <TheRon> Ana_Ng: how many cans did david boon drink on a plane trip from australa to england??
21:00 <Ana_Ng> boon who
21:00 <xm> i remember being in highschool and they asked "what is the capital of Korea?" i asked them which...north or south
21:00 <partay> Boonie 
21:00 <TheRon> it;s a sports question
21:00 <xm> and they had no idea
21:00 <Ana_Ng> we don't allow cans here
22:00 <Ana_Ng> hahah xm
22:00 <xm> InSular WhiTe PeoPle
22:00 <TheRon> it's on the aussie citizenship test
22:00 <Ana_Ng> heh
22:00 <TheRon> david boon is a legend in australia
22:00 <Ana_Ng> yeah i sorted that out
22:00 <Ana_Ng> through your mystical references
23:00 <TheRon> scotland has william wallace, we have david boon
24:00 <TheRon> david boon united the people
24:00 <partay> America has kayne
24:00 <Ana_Ng> the more you speak of him the less i care
24:00 <TheRon> kanye?
24:00 <partay> Kanye
24:00 <Ana_Ng> kasey kahne
24:00 <partay> West
25:00 <TheRon> i acutally believe dougie walters holds the drinking record
25:00 <TheRon> they ran out of beer so he had to switch to scotch and coke
26:00 <TheRon> Ana_Ng: do you have an alaskan legend?
27:00 <Ana_Ng> we have many
27:00 <FredFlinstone> Inuit drinkers?
27:00 <FredFlinstone> got my weekend David Attenborough Dvd's
27:00 <Ana_Ng> we don't call them inuits
27:00 <Ana_Ng> that's a lameass canadian term
27:00 <Ana_Ng> oh gawd
28:00 <Ana_Ng> i cannot stand attenborough
28:00 <Ana_Ng> what a pompous gasbag of noninformation
28:00 <TheRon> you a bear grylls fan?
28:00 <FredFlinstone> yes and no
28:00 <Ana_Ng> really? ostriches don't fly? gosh!
28:00 <FredFlinstone> he is ok
28:00 <FredFlinstone> but a little bit of bullshit
29:00 <TheRon> steve miller band - the joker
30:00 <Ana_Ng> we had susan butcher who won the iditarod four times
30:00 <TheRon> whats that?
30:00 <Ana_Ng> 1600km sled dog race across alaska
30:00 <TheRon> nice
31:00 <Ana_Ng> 11 days
33:00 <Ana_Ng> What is an ambiguous grammatical construct whereby a grammatical modifier could be misinterpreted as being associated with a word other than the one intended, or with no particular word at all?
34:00 <TheRon> She came from Greece she had a thirst for knowledge She studied sculpture at Saint Martin's College, that's where I caught her eye.  She told me that her Dad was loaded I said in that case I'll have a rum and coke-cola.  She said fine and in thirty seconds time she said, I want to live like common people
34:00 <TheRon> i don't know
34:00 <Ana_Ng> is 10:30 too early
34:00 <TheRon> to do what?
35:00 <Ana_Ng> hit the bar
35:00 <partay> Hit it hard
35:00 <TheRon> what time does it shut?
35:00 <Ana_Ng> whenever the bartender wants to
35:00 <TheRon> nice
35:00 <Ana_Ng> no later than 3am
35:00 <Ana_Ng> typically 1am
36:00 <TheRon> 2 hrs of hard drinking?
36:00 <Ana_Ng> your math skills are not so great
37:00 <TheRon> 11 till 1 typically?
37:00 <Ana_Ng> oh ok 
37:00 <Ana_Ng> there is no typically for me
37:00 <Ana_Ng> i could do laundry and drink
38:00 <TheRon> is friday typically a good night to goto the bar?
38:00 <Ana_Ng> it's hit or miss
38:00 <Ana_Ng> saturday is always good
39:00 <TheRon> id wait till sat but thats just me
39:00 <Ana_Ng> why can't i go both nights
39:00 <TheRon> you could
40:00 <Ana_Ng> the only thing standing between me and the bar
40:00 <Ana_Ng> is the bra
41:00 <TheRon> you could score without a bra
42:00 <Ana_Ng> i probably could
42:00 <Ana_Ng> okay quiz
42:00 <TheRon> Oh you gonna take me home tonight Oh down beside that red fire light Oh you gonna let it all hang out Fat bottomed girls you make the rocking world go round
42:00 <Ana_Ng> "Squeeee! I got my baby back today."
42:00 <Ana_Ng> who is the baby?
43:00 <TheRon> courtney love?
45:00 <partay>  Your ride
46:00 <Ana_Ng> partay winz
46:00 <Ana_Ng> she was talking about her car
46:00 <partay> Easy one
46:00 <British^Meat> LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL @ spookyfingers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (aka PandasDontDrive, slinky_j, Jawsh, and a thousand other lame nicks)
46:00 <Ana_Ng> if i ever refer show that much affection towards a vehicle, you have permission to shoot me
47:00 <TheRon> Sitting on a cornflake waiting for the van to come Corporation teeshirt, stupid bloody Tuesday Man you been a naughty boy. You let your face grow long I am the eggman, they are the eggmen I am the walrus, goo goo goo joob
48:00 <Pyro-> dam suns.. close
49:00 <TheRon> damn it west coast c'mon
49:00 <spookyfingers> aka RogersRammingJet, smooworm etc.
50:00 <spookyfingers> deadpandadolls..
50:00 <spookyfingers> well, British^Meat at least my poetry is coming along.
57:00 <TheRon> you are woman i am man fetch me my slippers as fast as you can
57:00 <TheRon> like my poetry
57:00 <spookyfingers> lol
57:00 <spookyfingers> :P
57:00 <spookyfingers> I know it's a stupid joke.
58:00 <spookyfingers> On the piss today Ronnies watch sport?
58:00 <TheRon> ess v west coast
58:00 <spookyfingers> you do your tipping thing?
59:00 <TheRon> nah
59:00 <spookyfingers> is it on now?
59:00 <Ana_Ng> ok bra almost on
59:00 <spookyfingers> I don't think I could ever get Aus rules man
59:00 <spookyfingers> I can't wait for NFL on 7Mate
00:00 <spookyfingers> hi Ana, how're you?
00:00 <TheRon> i'll help
00:00 <partay> An effort to get it on?
01:00 <TheRon> go eagles
01:00 <partay> DD
02:00 <spookyfingers> saw some games as a kid uno with me dad
02:00 <Ana_Ng> hi spook
03:00 <spookyfingers> i had this bombers jeychain, think I lost it in Tasmania
03:00 <TheRon> new orleans saints
03:00 <FredFlinstone> jasmine green tea :)
03:00 <spookyfingers> keychain*
03:00 <Ana_Ng> it requires a small logistics team
03:00 <spookyfingers> MLB isnt on free to air here anymore
03:00 <TheRon> boobage?
03:00 <spookyfingers> suckstehballz
04:00 <spookyfingers> You can pay on xbox live for sport ey, or wait for played games come on but who wants that
05:00 <Ana_Ng> dress on
05:00 <Ana_Ng> oh maybe i should put the vagisil away
05:00 <spookyfingers> what time is it where you are Ana?
05:00 <Ana_Ng> 11pm fri
05:00 <spookyfingers> oh k
06:00 <FredFlinstone> suns got beaten :(
06:00 <spookyfingers> so hope telstra rings back soon, last night had dl speed of fkn 3. something O_#
06:00 <TheRon> west coast is up
06:00 <spookyfingers> wb lumes
06:00 <FredFlinstone> up who?
07:00 <TheRon> essenshit
07:00 <FredFlinstone> lol
07:00 <spookyfingers> oi u guys see on tv, how that aus navy clearance diver
07:00 <spookyfingers> has his own show
07:00 <spookyfingers> uno the one that got mauled by the whatev shark
07:00 <spookyfingers> lost his arm n leg n that
08:00 <TheRon> no
08:00 <spookyfingers> Yeah he's got a show on in USA now on Shark Week haha
08:00 <spookyfingers> and scored himself a beauty queen gf!!!
08:00 <spookyfingers> wana go lose some limbs bro? ahahahahahaha
08:00 <FredFlinstone> prolly dumb
08:00 <TheRon> i thought girls liked the extra leg?
08:00 <crash> evening doctor 
08:00 <spookyfingers> LOL!
09:00 <spookyfingers> maybe she likes the bionnic fist!
09:00 <spookyfingers> hahaha
09:00 <FredFlinstone> ouch
09:00 <doctor> afternoon crash
10:00 <FredFlinstone> anyway I am off  
10:00 <FredFlinstone> bye for now too cold in here
13:00 <Ana_Ng> ok fukkers
13:00 <TheRon> Ana_Ng:  hope you get the leg over
13:00 <Ana_Ng> be back in 5 min when the bar sucks
13:00 <Ana_Ng> i don't know what that means
13:00 <Ana_Ng> crazy aussie terms
13:00 <TheRon> get a root
13:00 <Ana_Ng> get the leg over?
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