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00:00 <MJsGrl> heyyy
00:00 <beehhh> Mew where did u get that pic from her profile?
01:00 <Jewel> jack and jill...
01:00 <Jewel> worst movie ever
01:00 <Serenity> god i hate plucking eyebrows
01:00 <Jewel> ill do it for you
01:00 <beehhh> womens dont like cut cocks
01:00 <beehhh> doesnt fullfil their needs
02:00 <Maurice> ...
02:00 <TheRiddler> .
02:00 <Serenity> .
02:00 <screwss> ...
02:00 <Maurice> The fuck
02:00 <TheRiddler> is that you mandyjane?
02:00 <gir> I see your ... And raise you ................
02:00 <Serenity> you are a deadset fucking cock spangle beehhh
03:00 <Maurice> He's about as intelligent as belly button fluff
03:00 <beehhh> hell lot of studies over due
04:00 <gir> Just like a bot.. 
04:00 <gir> Random shit spew machine
04:00 <beehhh> asians are just too silly i agree with palmer totally
05:00 <beehhh> and its timely
05:00 <Jewel> is this person going to be talking rubbish all day
05:00 <gir> Tup
05:00 <gir> Yup
05:00 <gir> Its beeh
05:00 <Jewel> oh ok
05:00 <beehhh> not only taht make you do the volunteery run on a garbage day
05:00 <screwss> 23:22	tooheys	i would last 1:02 milliseconds if jewel was watching me 23:22	ShadowLurker	fuck off picard 23:22	Serenity	good headjobs dont last that long 23:22		*** beehhh joined #melbourne 23:22	Picard	bullshit Serenity 23:22	Jewel	lol tooheys, lets go 23:22	ShadowLurker	its true 23:22		*** mrdanger joined #melbourne 23:22	beehhh	all chinese bastards are wan
05:00 <screwss> what the
05:00 <screwss> i didnt do that
06:00 <screwss> as you were.
06:00 <Jewel> ....
06:00 <Serenity> wel.. you did
06:00 <gir> Lol
06:00 <Jewel> lol
06:00 <doctor> I get a good kick out of Palmer, he'd doing exactly what I voted him to do
06:00 <gir> You would of seen it and pressed enter
06:00 <Jewel> remember channel stats
06:00 <Jewel> does that happen here still lol
06:00 <Serenity> havent been stats here for ages
06:00 <beehhh> atleast you guys are straightforward unlike asian
06:00 <screwss> my finger slipped
06:00 <Serenity> they were fun tho
07:00 <screwss> the thing i copied and pasted wasnt the right thing
07:00 <doctor> Why was Pauline Hanson having a go at him though?
07:00 <Jewel> yeah that was fun
07:00 <doctor> thought he'd be right up her alley
08:00 <gir> I like how screwss blames the pc.. Usually the fault lies between chair and machine
08:00 <Jewel> and user
08:00 <screwss> my butt?
09:00 <Serenity> im going to go wash my sexy body
09:00 <Serenity> brb
09:00 <simba> beehhh and norell taking a selfie https://31.media.tumblr.com/1f56ec2c74294f3631338b624558c023/tumblr_inline_n0o1ruDHG61ql914g.png
09:00 <beehhh> every asian on campus want to work overseas n gets silent
09:00 <Jewel> need help
09:00 <doctor> aww
09:00 <beehhh> good on them good on the overseas
10:00 <Jewel> beehhh stop being an idiot
10:00 <beehhh> lol simba this is cool
10:00 <doctor> this is beehhh and me http://i.imgur.com/pPC0cJv.jpg
10:00 <beehhh> if you want Jewel
11:00 <Jewel> i do
12:00 <beehhh> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VNhOUlC_pHM this is me & Jewel
12:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Wild Dog Mating Cat ( Jan 13, 2014) 1:02 - Category: Pets & Animals - 814,314 - 214 likes (67.3%), 104 dislikes (32.7%)
14:00 <Jewel> wth
14:00 <beehhh> im not an idiot just tell you asians are smart know their way around and if your dumb like me cannot get back after 7 years where you have loved almost a decade
14:00 <beehhh> lived
15:00 <simba> bl
15:00 <beehhh> http://www.mndaust.asn.au/Get-informed/What-is-MND.aspx
17:00 <beehhh> luck is the only key to settle in straya thesedays but in canrada your still ever welcome
18:00 <gir> Fuck up
18:00 <Jewel> what gir said
20:00 <beehhh> http://www.brisbanetimes.com.au/comment/lax-immigration-policy-hurting-australian-job-seekers-20140807-1019tr.html
21:00 <milk> pick a city
22:00 <Jewel> any city
22:00 <milk> any city you like
22:00 <faux> A Melbourne school will soon let students choose when they start each day as research shows regularly getting less than nine hours sleep a night affects a teenager’s performance at school. The start times range from 7.15am to 10.30am. 
22:00 <faux> lol melbourne
22:00 <milk> bang phweet cush
23:00 <milk> pick a city
23:00 <milk> I got 38 of these in the bank against you
23:00 <milk> so just pick one
24:00 <beehhh> st john's
24:00 <mrdanger> sounds good
25:00 <beehhh> st john's i picked
25:00 <milk> meh
25:00 <milk> cowards
25:00 <Maurice> My knee is aching, I'm feeling every one of my 27 yrs
25:00 <mrdanger> pfft
25:00 <mrdanger> what does 27 years feel like?
26:00 <ATS63> Like his knee? Duuh?
26:00 <beehhh> i need to fkn study shit
26:00 <Maurice> Like old
27:00 <Serenity> like fun you're younger than me moll
27:00 <Maurice> You zip it
27:00 <screwss> i wonder if my dog would protect me if we had an intruder
27:00 <mrdanger> i always assumed you were 48
27:00 <Maurice> How rude
27:00 <Maurice> I am 46
28:00 <mrdanger> you are the one that is rude
29:00 <mrdanger> ruuuuuuuuuuuuude
29:00 <mrdanger> like a vagine`
29:00 <Serenity> 48 rofl
29:00 <ATS63> Dogs are really shitty at actually providing defence
29:00 <Jewel> wb TheRiddler
30:00 <Serenity> Maurice we must give off a menopausal vibe
30:00 <mrdanger> nah you're only 14
30:00 <Maurice> Thats just our awesome bitchiness coming through
30:00 <ATS63> Unless of course, you train them to attack people
30:00 <Maurice> My dog is a 50kgs wimp
30:00 <Maurice> He's scared of cats and plastic bags
30:00 <mrdanger> ATS63: that's not at all true
30:00 <Maurice> -s
30:00 <ATS63> Via getting them to attack people
31:00 <ATS63> Those padded suits don't work btw. Still hurts when you're bitten. Thats why you get a black guy to wear it
31:00 <Serenity> thats a load of shit
31:00 <Serenity> i know lots of normal household dogs that protect their homes
31:00 <mrdanger> dogs can be perfectly placid and if they feel like you are threatening their pack they'll bite your nutsack
31:00 <ATS63> via barks & growls?
31:00 <Serenity> even my cat attacks people if he thinks im being hurt ffs
31:00 <mrdanger> that's enough to deter a lot of people, but no, they'll do more than that
32:00 <ATS63> Will they be an effective weapon?
32:00 <Maurice> For Serenity https://scontent-b-lax.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/t1.0-9/10614211_10152404248710838_5037980794512996250_n.jpg
32:00 <mrdanger> is that their sole purpose in life?
32:00 <Serenity> LOL
32:00 <Maurice> Because you love him so
32:00 <ATS63> ie. would a determined person be able to incapacitate your snootch
32:00 <Maurice> What the hell is a snootch
32:00 <ATS63> This is why there is attack training
32:00 <mrdanger> wtf are you rambling about
33:00 <Serenity> i dont get the point
33:00 <ATS63> I'm being wrong with relevant facts, sorry
33:00 <beehhh> liviable city are not very friendly for some
33:00 <mrdanger> your point is that dogs that are trained to attack people attack people more effectively than dogs that arent
33:00 <mrdanger> it seems like one of the stupidest fucking topics ive ever heard
33:00 <Serenity> ^
33:00 <Maurice> My dog is bred to take down boars, thats hilarious
33:00 <ATS63> Yes, and that dogs that aren't will not adequately defend if that is your intent
33:00 <Serenity> and i hate agreeing with him
34:00 <mrdanger> and the reason for your assertion is?
34:00 <Maurice> Serenity, just agree with him and get us a dick pic
34:00 <mrdanger> I'm assuming theres some reason you started rambling about attack dogs attacking people
34:00 <ATS63> On more irrelevant topics of midnight jamesons...
34:00 <Serenity> lool
34:00 <ATS63> Did you know patting a police dog is considered assaulting a police officer
35:00 <ATS63> You can do prison time for it
35:00 <mrdanger> the real question is, did i care
35:00 <Serenity> yes.. you're not allowed to touch cop dogs
35:00 <Maurice> What if I fuck the police horse, what will I get
35:00 <mrdanger> satisfaction
35:00 <ATS63> The equines are also considered officers
35:00 <Maurice> Busted intestines no doubt
35:00 <mrdanger> busted intestines, and satisfaction
35:00 <Maurice> I can be Mr Hands 2.0
35:00 <mrdanger> I believe it is bedtime
36:00 <Jewel> lol
36:00 <Serenity> hes a hard nut to crack Maurice
36:00 <ATS63> My favourite is...
36:00 <Maurice> Hehe nut
36:00 <ATS63> They're trialing the video cameras on coppers atm
36:00 <ATS63> The most significant role out is on dogs & equines
37:00 <ATS63> doggie-cam
37:00 <Maurice> Look mate, unless we're talking doggie style, I don't want to hear it, shut up already
37:00 <Serenity> its weird when some people dont get theyre amazingly boring
38:00 <ATS63> At 46 you'd be lucky to be able to perform doggy style, so what does it matter?
38:00 <beehhh> my groot is up
38:00 <Student> i am interested in your fudge not in you posing doggie style ;P
38:00 <Serenity> shes not 46..
39:00 <beehhh> faux wakes up 1pm everyday
39:00 <simba> im 46
39:00 <Maurice> Lucky faux
39:00 <faux> lol pls
39:00 <Maurice> I get up at 7 and thats 24 hours too early
39:00 <faux> im out of bed between 6-7 you soggy curry puff
39:00 <Student> what 1 pm? she sound like a smart .................. to me 
40:00 <beehhh> you tabuli on pita bread stop calling me dat
40:00 <faux> i wish i could sleep in that long feck
40:00 <TheRiddler> lol faux
40:00 <Serenity> LOL
40:00 <Serenity> you tabuli
40:00 <Maurice> When it comes to you, beehhh, it'd be pity bread
40:00 <beehhh> sleeping is healing
41:00 <beehhh> babies sleep longer for a reason
41:00 <Maurice> Wow
41:00 <Serenity> babies sleep because their brains are growing you fucking knob
42:00 <beehhh> when it comes to Maurice it would be heartfelt sadness just cause her partner is obese
42:00 <Maurice> LOL
42:00 <gir> Get rid of him
42:00 <Maurice> Yeah, he's massive
42:00 <Jewel> i guess some ppl didnt sleep as babies
42:00 <gir> I did
42:00 <gir> And stillll do
43:00 <Serenity> beehhh let me tell you something. Seeming your brain seems to be marinaded. I've seen her husband. hes not fat. At all, if anything he is under weight. Now fuck off thinking you know what her husband looks like bfore i shove a samosa so far up your coit the back of your throat will taste like my fingers
43:00 <gir> Wow
43:00 <gir> Thats hot
43:00 <beehhh> thailand is a country of cheapsex
43:00 <Serenity> .....................
44:00 <gir> I mean
44:00 <gir> Dooobeedooo
44:00 <simba> clean out the trash mom
44:00 <faux> lmao
44:00 <gir> Rubbishbinny
45:00 <faux> me irl https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfa1/t1.0-9/10609643_738730932853535_5428713427992119688_n.jpg
45:00 <Maurice> Rofl @ samosa
45:00 <gir> Got left out by the selectors and so did madonnacantsing
45:00 <Maurice> That tickled my funny bone nearly to the point of orgasm
45:00 <gir> Haha
45:00 <Serenity> i hate him
46:00 <gir> Sames
46:00 <Maurice> Oh my fuck lol https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/10628561_326455604187814_8818374209930385825_n.jpg?oh=a21c217a49f20825f8e03caae4c27e11&oe=547EDB53&__gda__=1416665835_f2f6499d647374293ef010c439a028c1
46:00 <Maurice> I hate how he updates us on Aus news
46:00 <Maurice> YOU DON'T LIVE HERE YOU STUPID TWAT
46:00 <gir> Gahaha fuck
46:00 <gir> That pic
46:00 <Maurice> Rofl
50:00 <exem> ATS63: do you think some dogs bark for no reason? because they hear frequencies to do with electronics going haywire that hve nothing to do with them
50:00 <Serenity> i think some dogs bark because they are morons
50:00 <ATS63> No I do not because I understand dogs have highly developed hearing
50:00 <Student> barking dogs never bite
50:00 <Maurice> Thats my neighbours dog
50:00 <gir> T
50:00 <Maurice> ...
50:00 <gir> Yup
51:00 <ATS63> Dogs don't bark much when I give them sausage
51:00 <Maurice> I've seen barking dogs bite
51:00 <ATS63> Well maybe a little bit
51:00 <Maurice> Stop raping the dogs
52:00 <ATS63> No I mean when I actually give them the sausage
52:00 <Maurice> Oh right
52:00 <Jasmine> Serenity likes the sausage
52:00 <Maurice> That still doesn't sound any better
52:00 <Serenity> i do
52:00 <Jasmine> nice
53:00 <ATS63> Have you never thrown a dog your sausage?
54:00 <Maurice> I don't have a sausage
55:00 <ATS63> Buy one
55:00 <Jasmine> im sure you have a special one
55:00 <Doodle> filth
56:00 <gir> Corndog
58:00 <Maurice> Mmm Doodle
00:00 <Serenity> mmm
00:00 <Doodle> :o
02:00 <simba> 4:1)
06:00 <Maurice> Dont play hard to get, Doodle
07:00 <Maurice> We all know how easy you are ;)
10:00 <Doodle> :O
13:00 <Maurice> Thats better
15:00 <Serenity> lol
17:00 <Serenity> http://nationalreport.net/facebook-drug-task-force/
17:00 <Serenity> The marijuana junkies think they can socialize on the line with their fellow druggies, well, not on my watch. We’re gonna read their messages, we’re gonna build cases against them, and we’re gonna put em’ all in prison. It’s going to be beautiful.
17:00 <Serenity> LOL
22:00 <Jasmine> nini
23:00 <screwss> b- oh
24:00 <tooheys> cyas
34:00 <ATS63> Serenity: trolls trolling trolls
37:00 <ATS63> Regardless, if you co-ordinate criminal activity on a platform that retains data indefinately in association with your name and people you know, you deserve to go to prison for being a fucking retard. So I wish the article were true
41:00 <lifestolen> ATS63, same could be said for real life
42:00 <lifestolen> cops just dont care though
42:00 <ATS63> Why do they raid criminal syndicates if they do not care?
43:00 <lifestolen> who knows what theyre upto
43:00 <ATS63> Magnets
46:00 <ATS63> Trivia man!
46:00 <ATS63> Where is Noddy Beach? Is it near Noddy's home?
46:00 <ATS63> I mean Nobby
20:00 <Bastardly_One> ffs
21:00 <Bastardly_One> I go for a nap because you were all boring and wake up to find 10 billion Pictard messages
24:00 <Student> :)
56:00 <lifestolen> hey milk
56:00 <milk> hey there
56:00 <milk> up early?
56:00 <lifestolen> yep
56:00 <lifestolen> well havent slept yet
56:00 <lifestolen> im nocturnal
03:00 <milk> cool
35:00 <damio> morning melbourne
38:00 <milk> hey
41:00 <damio> how are you going?
51:00 <milk> not bad, not bad
51:00 <milk> you ?
53:00 <damio> yes I am very well
14:00 <damio> disco morning here in st kilda
16:00 <Serenity> im not arguing
16:00 <Serenity> at all
17:00 <Bastardly_One> I should put my roast vegetables on
17:00 <Bastardly_One> cbf'ed
17:00 <Bastardly_One> and listen to ICP while doing it 
17:00 <ilmRg1InT> i need to get my pizza stones up to temp
17:00 <Bastardly_One> just to piss tooheys off
17:00 <ilmRg1InT> Bastardly_One: u-oh, you some sort of juggalo?
17:00 <exem> they're probably anti-Wiccan :D
17:00 <exem> just to piss Bastardly_One  off
17:00 <Bastardly_One> lol exem :D
17:00 <exem> magnets dont work by spellz
17:00 <Bastardly_One> yep
18:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm the oldest one ever maybe
18:00 <Bastardly_One> I wouldn't call myself one 
18:00 <TheRon> if today was your last day..........
18:00 <Bastardly_One> but Serenity has a point
18:00 <Bastardly_One> I am 
18:00 <exem> Elderly_One
18:00 <tooheys> Serenity, im not interested in arguing about it either, ive said my opinion and youve said yours so lets just leave it at that
18:00 <Serenity> i never said you were
18:00 <Bastardly_One> I like clowns ... sue Me
18:00 <Serenity> and i dont like you calling me one either b1
19:00 <Bastardly_One> I never said it was artistic genius
19:00 <TheRon> can't sleep clown will eat me
19:00 <ilmRg1InT> juggalos are scary :S
19:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah call me a hatchet ninja
19:00 <exem> cant sleep clowns will preach to me
19:00 <Bastardly_One> we are not
19:00 <exem> -- richard dawkins
19:00 <Bastardly_One> we couldn't give a fuck ... most are semi retarded though
19:00 <TheRiddler> lets just all agree that bands not genre are shit :p
20:00 <TheRon> fleetwood mac rules
20:00 <Bastardly_One> only met literate ones on ausntet over the years
20:00 <exem> mac os x rulz
20:00 <exem> windblowz BLOWSSSS
20:00 <exem> Micro$oft
20:00 <Bastardly_One> Serenity, we are family sis!
20:00 <Bastardly_One> :D
20:00 <tooheys> not a big fan of either but id choose osx if i had to use one of them
20:00 <Bastardly_One> <3
20:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
20:00 <TheRiddler> ...
20:00 <exem> screwss is gunna BSOD you all
20:00 <Cannoli> you cant "give" a fuck
20:00 <ilmRg1InT> snakes .. with hats. http://i.imgur.com/fk8nhxG.jpg
21:00 <Cannoli> such a stupid saying
21:00 <tooheys> at least its built on bsd 
21:00 <Cannoli> by stupid people
21:00 <Bastardly_One> I can give a fuck
21:00 <exem> tooheys: using MorphOS right now?
21:00 <TheRon> rihannnon........
21:00 <Bastardly_One> bend over cunt
21:00 <Cannoli> you cant "give" a fuck
21:00 <ilmRg1InT> http://i.imgur.com/Z83HYpO.jpg .. snakes .. with .. HATS?!
21:00 <tooheys> exem, not now, no
21:00 <Bastardly_One> I can give you an anal tear the size of the grand canyon
21:00 <Bastardly_One> bend over
21:00 <ilmRg1InT> omg, it's snakes with hats and mustaches. https://24.media.tumblr.com/1b4767b38af885e19974c8ffdace78ce/tumblr_mu9vk5SnjQ1qdlh1io1_400.gif
21:00 <exem> mighty MorphOS PowerPC rangers
22:00 <Bastardly_One> unlubed broom handle coming your way
22:00 <TheRiddler> lol
22:00 <Cannoli> you cant "give" a fuck
22:00 <Bastardly_One> that's an act of giving
22:00 <ilmRg1InT> hahaha .. more pics http://themetapicture.com/snakes-have-never-been-more-pretty/
22:00 <Skirmish> Sometimes watching B1 crawl up Serenity's butt is just embarrassing 
22:00 <exem> he left his keys there
22:00 <Bastardly_One> you saying that all the time is 
22:00 <tooheys> exem, im considering putting windows on the pc and making it for gaming only, and using morphos for all non-gaming tasks
22:00 <ilmRg1InT> damn bro. snakes got dem hats, yo.
22:00 <exem> what games do you play these days?
22:00 <fawks> Evening 
22:00 <ilmRg1InT> Cannoli: not even during intercourse?
22:00 <Bastardly_One> yes, it is 
22:00 <TheRiddler> macs os is ok
23:00 <Bastardly_One> very astute observation of the time of the day
23:00 <tooheys> exem, havent been playing anything other than mario kart 8 and super mario 3d world for the last few weeks
23:00 <TheRiddler> but
23:00 <tooheys> fucking brilliant games
23:00 <exem> do you have consoles yourself?
23:00 <Serenity> [4:20pm] <Bastardly_One> Serenity, we are family sis!
23:00 <Serenity> we really arent
23:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
23:00 <tooheys> exem, yeah, most of them are old though
23:00 <exem> we.are.family.intelligent.1.2.3
23:00 <Bastardly_One> oh, that's what I was sucking up about
24:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
24:00 <Skirmish> How can you not see the desperation in what you do B1? 
24:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah, that crap is a bit annoying
24:00 <ilmRg1InT> intelligent.design.lol.
24:00 <tooheys> i dont like many newer games... too complicated, too low framerate, non existant gameplay
24:00 <TheRiddler> the apples strategies and marketing are shit
24:00 <exem> i never play any new games
24:00 <ilmRg1InT> lollowframerate
24:00 <fawks> ok
24:00 <TheRiddler> *but
24:00 <Bastardly_One> no idiot ... it's supposed to be one big accepting family of one another
24:00 <Bastardly_One> was me taking the piss
24:00 <TheRiddler> get a better pc tooheys
24:00 <Bastardly_One> stop trying so fucking hard Skirmish
24:00 <TheRiddler> too low framerate?
24:00 <Serenity> [4:19pm] <ilmRg1InT> juggalos are scary :S - they really arent they are some of the most giving and kind people you will ever meet
25:00 <TheRon> gonna have a ball tonight, down at the globe
25:00 <exem> the newst game that i spent the most time playing was... Starcraft
25:00 <TheRiddler> hai fawks
25:00 <exem> that's the original
25:00 <Bastardly_One> I know for a fact if not for the two that ran the ICP night in Melbourne
25:00 <fawks> Hello
25:00 <Bastardly_One> I'd of been homeless for a while
25:00 <TheRiddler> how are you?
25:00 <tooheys> TheRiddler, you can have the best pc in the world and many games will still be jerky. its uncommon to see a game that runs PERFECTLY smooth like they did on the old consoles
25:00 <ilmRg1InT> TheRiddler: i'm sure his c2d with ti4600 is sweet for gaming
25:00 <fawks> I'm good thanks ash
25:00 <Skirmish> I don't need to try ... that is the point.  You suck up to Serenity so hard man her router has hickies. 
25:00 <fawks> Had a productive day 
25:00 <Bastardly_One> fed me, gave me some clothes, put me up until I found somewhere
25:00 <fawks> How are you?
26:00 <exem> and before that SC 2000 (which i didnt buy the game but bought a vc card) and Dune I, II
26:00 <exem> so there you go
26:00 <Bastardly_One> house fires suck
26:00 <Serenity> i slept all day
26:00 <exem> Dune the book, movies, telemovies, games, band etc
26:00 <tooheys> the need for speed games are always a good example of something that runs like shit even on a VERY high powered machine
26:00 <ilmRg1InT> lololl
26:00 <TheRiddler> I'm good too
26:00 <TheRon> serenity you slept all day, i'm gonna start calling you yoko ono
26:00 <fawks> That's good x
27:00 <Serenity> i dont know what that means :S
27:00 <tooheys> you could have a $5000 video card but you're still not gonna see a solid 60fps out of need for speed
27:00 <ilmRg1InT> 'lets see, i could pick crysis, or watchdogs, or BF4 as taxing games ... nah .. need for speed..'
27:00 <Maurice> It means youre asian and you split up the Beatles
27:00 <Maurice> Bad Serenity
27:00 <Serenity> :(
27:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
27:00 <TheRon> john lennon and yoko ono spent days in bed as some kind of protest
27:00 <Serenity> oh right
27:00 <tooheys> ilmRg1InT, im not saying its a very taxing game, im saying that it runs badly no matter how good your hardware is. and many other games are the same
27:00 <exem> it could have saved his life
28:00 <exem> if he stayed in bed that day with yoko
28:00 <exem> although both situations are unfavourable
28:00 <ilmRg1InT> tooheys: you realise it's been nearly a year since the last NFS, right?
28:00 <ilmRg1InT> and a shittily optimised game is still a shittily optimised game
28:00 <Bastardly_One> if I was married to her I'd beg for someone to kill me 
28:00 <Bastardly_One> he got lucky
28:00 <Bastardly_One> ummmmmmmmmmmmm
28:00 <exem> Bastardly_One: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lrJz9Dh5MsM
28:00 <tooheys> who gives a fuck how long its been?
28:00 <Skirmish> Yeah, because you know her. 
28:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Fireworks by Katy Perry (Yoko Ono cover) ( Jun 5, 2012) 2:37 - Category: Music - 1,988,705 - 6,889 likes (58.5%), 4,895 dislikes (41.5%)
28:00 <ilmRg1InT> hell, that's the biggest complaint of watch dogs - they dumbed down half the graphics to make the consoles not look too shit in comparison, and really fucked up the PC optimisation on top of it
28:00 <Bastardly_One> isn't there now a new NFS?
29:00 <Bastardly_One> or just coming?
29:00 <ilmRg1InT> Bastardly_One: need for speed rivals is latest, afaik
29:00 <Bastardly_One> dear god exem
29:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck me 
29:00 <TheRiddler> not true tooheys
29:00 <TheRon> no thanks
29:00 <Bastardly_One> you sure rivals is?
29:00 <Bastardly_One> it's so cheap and I am sure a new one is out
29:00 <fawks> Anywho bbl toodles ash x
29:00 <exem> the guy obviously shot the wrong person
29:00 <Bastardly_One> or about to be 
29:00 <tooheys> my point is, in the 8/16 bit era people optimised the FUCK out of their games to make them run silky smooth. these days they dont care if theyre jerky or not, and with many games it doesnt matter how good your hardware is, theyll still run like crap
29:00 <Skirmish> B1 ... why are you so desperate to stay in touch with youth culture? 
29:00 <ilmRg1InT> Bastardly_One: They're not exactly an awesome series.
29:00 <TheRiddler> laters fawks
29:00 <Bastardly_One> exem, indeed
30:00 <ilmRg1InT> tooheys seems very stuck in the 80s :S
30:00 <Bastardly_One> ilmRg1InT, not really ... I like about 1/2 of them
30:00 <TheRiddler> xxx
30:00 <exem> Bastardly_One: i should comment with 'better than the original'
30:00 <exem> EhehahHEHEhe trollin
30:00 <Bastardly_One> go on 
30:00 <Bastardly_One> do it 
30:00 <tooheys> ilmRg1InT, im not stuck in the 80s, i just dont think its unreasonable to expect games to be smooth when the ones in the 80s were
30:00 <TheRon> it's DARE!
31:00 <ilmRg1InT> tooheys: you're comparing eggs and apples. i dont think it's worth bothering
31:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... exem doesn't need daring sometimes ... do it
31:00 <TheRiddler> no games run jerky on pc unless your pc is crap or has issues
31:00 <tooheys> TheRiddler, biggest load of rubbish ive ever read
31:00 <TheRon> gorillaz - dare
31:00 <ilmRg1InT> TheRiddler: There has been a spate of poorly optimised games from particular publishers - ubisoft is notorious for it
31:00 <TheRiddler> they're all optimised to 60fps
31:00 <exem> IRC's verson of truth dare of torture is self dox, show your ip or talk to panda
31:00 <exem> of/or*
32:00 <TheRon> dox, is that someone with dick and box?
32:00 <speedmonkey> cock docking
32:00 <tooheys> TheRiddler, theyre not, unfortunately
32:00 <Serenity> LOL not docking again
32:00 <ilmRg1InT> mind you, my 2yo PC never struggles with high/ultra in even the most demanding games so meh... i even get 5760x1200 in bioshock ultra with quite usable gameplay in high.
32:00 <Serenity> dont make me post photos!
32:00 <ilmRg1InT> er, infinite
32:00 <speedmonkey> please dont Serenity 
32:00 <Serenity> haha
32:00 <Serenity> aw c'mon
33:00 <speedmonkey> have you searched the definition of plopping
33:00 <Serenity> i have not. mew posted a pink last night but i didnt click it
33:00 <Serenity> link*
33:00 <Maurice> Its the noise when they pull out from docking
33:00 <tooheys> we cant talk about docking without jewel she loves it
33:00 <TheRiddler> it may not run smooth the first couple of months 
34:00 <speedmonkey> ye ploppers
34:00 <Mew> Plop plop
34:00 <tooheys> so it just magically runs smoothly after a couple of months? yeah right...
34:00 <TheRiddler> because they need to optimise code to support more systems
34:00 <Serenity> olawd
34:00 <Student> liquid magic
34:00 <TheRiddler> and iron out any bugs
34:00 <tooheys> more systems? theyre all using the same architecture!
34:00 <TheRiddler> no they dont
35:00 <TheRon> every single saturday is fathers day
35:00 <ilmRg1InT> TheRiddler: dont forget issues with particular GPU drivers, it's common for GPU drivers to come out to addreess issues with particular games
35:00 <Shadowgate> yous kill people of laughter
35:00 <tooheys> right... so every gamer isnt using a x64 cpu, direct3d, and windows?
35:00 <TheRiddler> most are optimised depending on the engines prefference of gpu
36:00 <TheRon> all this tech talk is making me horny
36:00 <ilmRg1InT> female detected.
36:00 <TheRon> it's making me hard
37:00 <ilmRg1InT> horny female detected.
37:00 <tooheys> funny how opengl doesnt require any such optimisations or tweaks
37:00 <tooheys> everything just works.
37:00 <ilmRg1InT> lol opengl
37:00 <exem> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9gyPjIxpDe4 <--- TheRon's favourite movie. romance, comedy, computers. the 80s
37:00 <ilmRg1InT> *nix-user detected.
37:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Giorgio Moroder & Phil Oakey - Together In Electric Dreams (Jun 7, 2011) 0 - Category: Music - 202,348 - 1,045 likes (98.4%), 17 dislikes (1.6%)
38:00 <TheRon> haven't heard that one yonks
38:00 <Bastardly_One> that just put a Human League song in my head
38:00 <exem> the vocals are pretty bad
38:00 <Bastardly_One> from 2003 when they made a comeback
38:00 <exem> but lovable at the same time
38:00 <exem> it's like a TheRon pub karaoke effort
38:00 <exem> which means he'll relate to it even more
39:00 <TheRon> see the computer?
39:00 <exem> is that the model you use?
39:00 <TheRon> yes!
39:00 <exem> knew it
39:00 <Shadowgate> exem concluded an event talk
39:00 <exem> does it have enough memory to hold all your trivia notes
39:00 <TheRon> i actually use hal 9000
40:00 <Shadowgate> it was a victory
40:00 <Shadowgate> they solved the case
40:00 <Shadowgate> excem solved the case
40:00 <Shadowgate> <exem> knew it
40:00 <Shadowgate> exem solved the case
40:00 <Bastardly_One> I have HAL 9000 on my twitter
41:00 <Bastardly_One> whoever does it can be witty sometimes
41:00 <Picard> Bastardly_One You dont know what you are talking about
41:00 <TheRiddler> it's a female challenger on iron chef today
41:00 <TheRon> hot?
41:00 <TheRiddler> no
41:00 <TheRiddler> dragon lady
41:00 <TheRiddler> lol
42:00 <TheRon> have you ever seen amber lady??
42:00 <TheRon> it used to be channel v
42:00 <TheRon> chicks honey wrestling, it was brilliant
42:00 <TheRiddler> nope
42:00 <TheRiddler> haven't seen it
43:00 <TheRon> quality tv
43:00 <TheRiddler> potatoes!
43:00 <Shadowgate> the Riddler said potatoes his funnyu lol
43:00 <TheRiddler> that's the theme ingredient
44:00 <TheRon> midnight oil - the dead heart
44:00 <TheRiddler> the tail tastes better than the head
44:00 <TheRiddler> of a potato
44:00 <TheRon> irish themed iron chef?
45:00 <TheRiddler> nope
45:00 <TheRiddler> the woman is japanese
45:00 <TheRiddler> the iron chef is chen
45:00 <TheRon> i'd just make irish stew
45:00 <TheRon> or champ
45:00 <TheRiddler> potato bread
46:00 <Shadowgate> the Riddler said potato bread his funny lol
46:00 <TheRon> mash with bacon onion and cheese?
46:00 <Shadowgate> yous are talking about food yous are funny lol
48:00 <TheRon> we're caught in a trap, i can't walk out, because i love you too much baby
50:00 <TheRiddler> potato bakes are my favourite
50:00 <[Maverick]> being baked is my favourite 
50:00 <TheRiddler> they say on tv potatos have less carbs than rice n pasta
50:00 <TheRon> comfi potato
50:00 <TheRiddler> lol
51:00 <TheRiddler> I bought black angus mince for spag bol
51:00 <TheRiddler> cant use shitty mince in bolagnaise
51:00 <TheRon> for burgers you need a bit of the fat
52:00 <TheRiddler> yeah burgers is ok for normal mince
53:00 <Mew> mavski
53:00 <TheRon> cruel cruel summer......
53:00 <[Maverick]> mewski 
53:00 <TheRiddler> spag bol is my worse dish to make
54:00 <TheRiddler> I can never do it right
54:00 <Mew> hay
54:00 <Mew> Rice is mine
54:00 <TheRon> bacon is the secret
54:00 <couleurs> go da dees
54:00 <[Maverick]> nah, bacon ruins it 
54:00 <TheRiddler> I wonder if I have bacon
54:00 <Mew> Lwax omgggg
54:00 <TheRiddler> the 1 in the fridge could be off
54:00 <Lwaxana> Mew??
54:00 <Mew> Where have u been?!
55:00 <Lwaxana> here!!
55:00 <TheRon> mew, 1 cup of rice, 2 cups of water, microwave 12 mins
55:00 <couleurs> agreed
55:00 <TheRiddler> 1/2 cup per serve
55:00 <Mew> I'll try TheRon but it'll prob still fail
55:00 <TheRon> works everytime
55:00 <Mew> I need some azn in me
55:00 <TheRiddler> for a bit of flavour add some butter
56:00 <TheRiddler> or salt
56:00 <TheRon> mew is that code?
56:00 <Mew> No for real!
56:00 <TheRon> ben not asian?
56:00 <Mew> Nope
56:00 <TheRiddler> order a interacial gangbang :p
57:00 <TheRiddler> anyone remembers Tara
57:00 <TheRon> nope
57:00 <TheRiddler> from #teens
57:00 <TheRiddler> the half mexican :s
57:00 <TheRiddler> I think
57:00 <[Maverick]> ole 
57:00 <Mew> Sounds hot
57:00 <[Maverick]> spicy 
58:00 <Mew> I remember tori with the smoking newdz
58:00 <TheRiddler> went to a party and got fucked by a group of guys on a milk crate
58:00 <Mew> She was #adelaidesa tjo
58:00 <Bastardly_One> space^angel?
58:00 <Bastardly_One> oh
58:00 <Mew> Tho*
58:00 <Serenity> tara from perth ash?
58:00 <Mew> LOL WHAT
58:00 <[Maverick]> jesus... 
58:00 <TheRiddler> no sezz
58:00 <Mew> that's impressive omg
58:00 <Serenity> oh ok
58:00 <TheRiddler> she's from nsw
58:00 <[Maverick]> not stara 
58:00 <Student> space^angel is still alive?
58:00 <TheRiddler> somewhere
59:00 <Mew> How did u find out?
59:00 <Serenity> no im not thinking of stara
59:00 <TheRon> smokey robinson, the tracks of my tears
59:00 <TheRon> off platoon
59:00 <TheRiddler> might be near where erin lives
59:00 <TheRiddler> erin would know who I'm talking about actually lol
59:00 <Mew> Milk crate Tara
59:00 <Serenity> i just made cheese toast in my forman grille
59:00 <Serenity> ya-um
59:00 <Mew> Was she hot
00:00 <TheRiddler> I keep forgetting her nick
00:00 <TheRiddler> I dont remember
00:00 <Picard> ASADA could pass judgement on the Essendon players as soon as tomorrow.
00:00 <Bastardly_One> I think this tara would of ended up with a vag like a toasted cheese sandwich
00:00 <exem> lol @ mik crate
00:00 <TheRiddler> no picard stfu
00:00 <Mew> I wonder if she had the crate pattern squished in her butt when they were done
00:00 <[Maverick]> b1: ripped out fire place is more apt. 
00:00 <Picard> TheRiddler dont take your anger out on me,get a job then life might improve 
01:00 <Picard> bbl
01:00 <Serenity> have you ever sat on a milk crate without pants? that would hurt
01:00 <tooheys> Mew, she'd still have the marks if i'd fucked her :P
01:00 <TheRon> harvey got 3 weeks
01:00 <Serenity> she'd have had bruises
01:00 <Mew> I don't think she'd be sitting lol
01:00 <[Maverick]> they could of been nice and put someones pillow down 
01:00 <TheRiddler> mrdanger would know too
01:00 <TheRon> fyfe is up now
01:00 <Serenity> kneeling?
01:00 <Serenity> how do you get fucked on a milk crate =/
01:00 <TheRiddler> what did boomer get TheRon?
01:00 <Bastardly_One> Mav, charming *lol* ... I reckon ... I like that 
02:00 <TheRon> 3 weeks
02:00 <TheRiddler> lol
02:00 <TheRiddler> bye north
02:00 <TheRon> i didn't see a lot in it
02:00 <Bastardly_One> I am assuming she was big
02:00 <Bastardly_One> and rather wasted
02:00 <TheRon> it looked bad is all
02:00 <[Maverick]> lay meee downnnn.. in a beeddd of milk crateeeeeeeeesssssssssssss
02:00 <TheRiddler> wasted yes
02:00 <Bastardly_One> big booty might not of noticed
02:00 <TheRiddler> she thought they were friends she said
02:00 <TheRiddler> and big
02:00 <Mew> Awww
03:00 <Mew> She sounds cute
03:00 <[Maverick]> I would of given her a length 
03:00 <tooheys> cute? she sounds like a disgusting slut...
03:00 <Mew> In a naive milk crate sense
03:00 <TheRiddler> she was at a 21st
03:00 <[Maverick]> I like disgusting sluts though
03:00 <Bastardly_One> milk crate slut
03:00 <[Maverick]> filthy buckets. 
03:00 <Bastardly_One> new rap song from someone next week
04:00 <Mew> Sluts make the world go round
04:00 <[Maverick]> yeah go write one you talented cunt. 
04:00 <Mew> I've always been an advocate for sluttery
04:00 <[Maverick]> maybe it will have more lines than your poem
04:00 <TheRiddler> hope the challenger wins this
04:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... that's a small one but nope
04:00 <TheRiddler> I'm not into sluts
05:00 <Student> i thought you were not a slut Mew ;)
05:00 <TheRon> i am
05:00 <tooheys> they have their uses TheRiddler 
05:00 <Bastardly_One> most "pop" songs have 2 lines of late
05:00 <tooheys> better than having a wank
05:00 <Bastardly_One> so would be half of that poem
05:00 <TheRon> wilson phillips - hold on
05:00 <[Maverick]> gotta get the sperm from the bedroom to the toilet. 
05:00 <TheRiddler> just nymths or however it's spelt
05:00 <[Maverick]> nymphs. 
05:00 <TheRiddler> yes
05:00 <exem> TheRiddler: you've caught the lisp
05:00 <Serenity> nothing wrong with sluts
06:00 <TheRiddler> they're very open minded
06:00 <Serenity> bitches love sex too
06:00 <exem> skype. now
06:00 <[Maverick]> exaclty 
06:00 <TheRiddler> lol
06:00 <Mew> Nymphloadz
06:00 <Bastardly_One> thuck you exthem
06:00 <Serenity> mm this toast is too good..
06:00 <TheRon> being as i am, i ahve relied the willingness of sluts and fat chicks
06:00 <TheRiddler> a stew was made
06:00 <Bastardly_One> I can't wait until my vegetabes roast
06:00 <TheRiddler> beef n potato stew
07:00 <Serenity> we're having spag
07:00 <TheRon> chciken
07:00 <Bastardly_One> I felt like vegetables ... I must be ill
07:00 <Mew> Goat
07:00 <TheRiddler> good
07:00 <Bastardly_One> I mean besides potatoes
07:00 <TheRiddler> who's having goat?
07:00 <TheRon> greatest of all time
08:00 <Mew> jk jk
08:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm a goat
08:00 <Bastardly_One> I think
08:00 <Bastardly_One> duh if so
08:00 <Mew> Maaaaa
08:00 <Bastardly_One> cranky old goat at that
08:00 <Serenity> goat curry
08:00 <TheRon> ELO - turn to stone
08:00 <Bastardly_One> is that any good?
09:00 <Bastardly_One> I've never tried goat anything
09:00 <Serenity> i have no idea
09:00 <TheRon> pretty close to lamb i think
09:00 <Serenity> i have never and will never eat goat
09:00 <TheRiddler> why not?
09:00 <TheRiddler> where's fawks
09:00 <Serenity> because goat
09:00 <Mew> Wtf I've actually had goat curry before that's so weird lol
09:00 <Mew> And it was delicious
10:00 <TheRon> australia is probably the only country that doesn't slaughter goat
10:00 <Bastardly_One> what's it like though as a meat?
10:00 <Mew> Slow cooked by a queens council lawyer
10:00 <TheRiddler> I hear goat is good
10:00 <Mew> Its gamey b1
10:00 <[Maverick]> goat is good 
10:00 <Mew> But tastey
10:00 <Bastardly_One> gamey in what way?
11:00 <[Maverick]> better than roo \
11:00 <[Maverick]> i fucking hate roo 
11:00 <Bastardly_One> deer is gamey
11:00 <Bastardly_One> and roo 
11:00 <Serenity> in a gamey way i imagine
11:00 <Bastardly_One> I don't mind roo
11:00 <Serenity> its all foul
11:00 <Serenity> cat all the way
11:00 <Serenity> ..
11:00 <[Maverick]> mmm pussy 
11:00 <TheRon> chicken is fowl
11:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah but tangy, or what?
11:00 <Bastardly_One> I reckon roo is kind of tangy
11:00 <[Maverick]> they should of killed roo off in the first week she was on H+A 
11:00 <[Maverick]> roo tastes like dirt 
12:00 <[Maverick]> there is no flavour cause the lack of fat 
12:00 <Serenity> mmm fat
12:00 <TheRiddler> lol TheRon
12:00 <Serenity> like woolies trying to sell that no fat mince, it tastes like absolute shit
12:00 <Bastardly_One> venison is alright ... I really don't like the texture of much red meat
12:00 <LolinFirf> Serenity: what sort of bra do you recommend for good breast support?
12:00 <TheRiddler> I got the black angus mince
12:00 <doctor> true, always see it sold marinated
13:00 <[Maverick]> my hands LolinFirf
13:00 <Serenity> ...
13:00 <Serenity> i dont have breasts
13:00 <TheRiddler> who is LolinFirf
13:00 <LolinFirf> why not
13:00 <Mew> It tasted meatier in a diff way b1 that's the best I can describe not tangy more like extra flavoursome lamb or something
13:00 <LolinFirf> did you get them removed?
13:00 <TheRon> pretty sure you do
13:00 <Serenity> a troll no doubt ash
13:00 <Bastardly_One> guess what I get tomorrow and it has to be as bad as it sounds
13:00 <TheRiddler> she's angelina jollie
14:00 <TheRon> i mourned those breasts
14:00 <[Maverick]> b1: cock.
14:00 <Bastardly_One> a bottle of chocolate creme pie soda
14:00 <Bastardly_One> that has to be great
14:00 <Bastardly_One> right?
14:00 <LolinFirf> Bastardly_One should embrace homosexuality
14:00 <TheRon> i had a memorial service for those breasts
14:00 <Bastardly_One> I shall report
14:00 <Mew> Fizzy drinks r shit!!!!!
14:00 <doctor> if its got sugar in it its great
14:00 <TheRiddler> sounds like the challenger wins
14:00 <TheRon> it got a bit teary
15:00 <Bastardly_One> it has lots of sugar
15:00 <TheRiddler> dr pepper pls
15:00 <TheRon> i had me about 15 dr peppers
15:00 <TheRiddler> cream pie soda
16:00 <TheRon> i need to pee
16:00 <TheRiddler> challenger wins!
16:00 <Student> one need to quit the irc to pee , cool 
16:00 <Mew> Go pee Student
17:00 <Student> plop plop 
17:00 <TheRiddler> iron chef loses twice to a woman
17:00 <Bastardly_One> I need to pee
17:00 <Bastardly_One> and check dinner
17:00 <Mew> Loool
17:00 <Bastardly_One> cbf'ed moving
17:00 <doctor> me too but i'll wait untill it hurts
17:00 <Bastardly_One> yep
17:00 <Bastardly_One> same
17:00 <Bastardly_One> at the moment
18:00 <Serenity> CHEESEY TOAST
18:00 <Mew> I'm so excited for warmer weather hnnnng
18:00 <Student> a bladder full of pee is a strong bladder, make it stronger by holding more , yay 
18:00 <Bastardly_One> I broke my sandwich maker
18:00 <Bastardly_One> shoosh!
18:00 <Serenity> dont need a sandwich maker for cheese toast..
18:00 <Bastardly_One> that sandwich maker saw a lot of years
19:00 <Student> i do not like the taste of food cooked in oven and toast 
19:00 <Bastardly_One> grill is too iffy ... one of those almost instant grills
19:00 <TheRiddler> oh I got garlic bread too 
19:00 <Serenity> use a pan.
19:00 <TheRiddler> anyways
19:00 <TheRiddler> I'm going to cook dinner
19:00 <Bastardly_One> so do I ... unless the housemate has eaten it on me 
19:00 <Serenity> they make it on a flat griddle at sizzler
19:00 <Bastardly_One> don't think he likes that though
20:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I could 
20:00 <Bastardly_One> but meh 
20:00 <Bastardly_One> I should just buy a new cheaper sandwich thingo
20:00 <Bastardly_One> not like $20 is much these days 
20:00 <Bastardly_One> for anything really
20:00 <Bastardly_One> cheaper = cheapo
21:00 <Student> do you have any other vegetables to cook?
21:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm cooking vegetable as I type
21:00 <Student> what vegetables?
22:00 <Bastardly_One> roasting them and they can hurry up anytime they like
22:00 <Bastardly_One> onion, pumpkin, potato, a bit of sweet potato and asparagas
22:00 <Bastardly_One> all glazed in a sweet soy sauce
22:00 <Bastardly_One> yum!
22:00 <Student> sound fun 
23:00 <Bastardly_One> a housemate years and years ago used to glaze the vegetables he roasted the same way
24:00 <Bastardly_One> I highly suggest trying it one day
24:00 <Mew> Is it kecap manis?
24:00 <Student> i do not know if you have lot of spices available to you or not
24:00 <Bastardly_One> the soy sauce mew?
24:00 <Mew> Yis
24:00 <ATS63> More importantly, how do you cook vegetables with a keyboard?
24:00 <Bastardly_One> I love the fountain one
24:00 <Bastardly_One> sweet as
24:00 <ATS63> im a loved one?
24:00 <Mew> I have a sweet soy but its kecap manis
25:00 <Bastardly_One> the fountain one is really nice 
25:00 <Mew> Mines pandaroo
25:00 <Bastardly_One> worth trying at least once
26:00 <Bastardly_One> glazed vegetables when roasted in a sweet soy
26:00 <Bastardly_One> I have most herbs and spices kicking around Student
26:00 <Bastardly_One> but too late ... I've glazed them
27:00 <Student> they make a dish in here made up of goat lever , goat testicles (optional), goat brain with onion , tomatoes, oil , chillies, a lot of spices. They mash it using steel , cook it on a huge pan of diameter 5ft . very nice receipe
27:00 <exem> goat!
27:00 <Mew> No thx Student
27:00 <exem> Student, how old were you when dad made you slaughter your first goat?
28:00 <Student> how old i am now? :P
28:00 <exem> i wonder if you can grind down the horns and get high off it
29:00 <exem> in goat years
29:00 <partay> Exem have you tried smoking Ajax? 
29:00 <exem> no, i just use it in websites
29:00 <Bastardly_One> he snorts is all the time 
29:00 <Bastardly_One> keeps his mind clean
29:00 <exem> sometimes there's a JavaScript loop and it does make the CPU get a bit hot
29:00 <exem> but no smoke quite yet
35:00 <exem> sometimes i come over to Bastardly_One's place and use Ajax to clean his cauldron because the fucker uses too much eye of newt in his potions. you only need one. you never hear of eyes of newt. and while i clean up he listens to deadmau5's raise your weapon but changes it to raise your wand and runs around the house riding the broomstick
40:00 <Serenity> god im an idiot.. only just realised what your nick says
40:00 <Serenity> derp
41:00 <exem> it's abouit my ex emily
41:00 <exem> perth is so small
41:00 <exem> you heard aobut her too????
42:00 <ATS63> USS Ussess
42:00 <ATS63> err, uessess
42:00 <Serenity> i do not know about your ex
42:00 <exem> nah it's just xm
42:00 <exem> because this is running off a shell
42:00 <exem> but sometimes i use the GUI IRC
42:00 <exem> at the same time
45:00 <exem> it's less confusing than xm_
46:00 <TheRiddler> sezz
46:00 <TheRiddler> how do find out how much spaghetti to use
48:00 <Serenity> ive read that if you make a circle with your thumb and index finger like an OK sign that any pasta that fits in there is 1 serve
48:00 <Serenity> but i just use a whole packet because ant just eats everything
48:00 <TheRiddler> lol
48:00 <TheRiddler> ok
49:00 <tooheys> no point using anything less than a whole packet when the shits so cheap
50:00 <tooheys> you can always reheat tomorrow if its a ridiculous amount
50:00 <ATS63> lame
50:00 <ATS63> now every form is going to have flash bs, in addition to the regular js bs
50:00 <ATS63> http://www.uab.edu/news/innovation/item/5107?+frontdoornews
51:00 <faux> [19:09] <TheRiddler> where's fawks
52:00 <faux> here now
52:00 <faux> whats up
53:00 <partay> Hi faux
53:00 <faux> hey
53:00 <partay> cuddlefuck 
54:00 <Mew> are you still 28.f.melb Lish?
54:00 <Lish> 29 :(
54:00 <partay> im 15/f/wet
55:00 <exem> ive been catfished!
55:00 <exem> you said you were 28
55:00 <Lish> lol
55:00 <Mew> change it to 21 lol
55:00 <exem> it's over
55:00 <Lish> Yuh 29 is over the hill
55:00 <Mew> Your pm window will become super saucy
55:00 <exem> no, it's just the lies
55:00 <doctor> 29 is old
55:00 <Lish> Embarrassingly so
55:00 <Lish> exem: I never meant to hurt you
55:00 <exem> you must explain this situation to #asd immediately
55:00 <Lish> doctor: I know :(
55:00 <partay> Poor exem
56:00 <Serenity> im 29 next year :(
56:00 <doctor> always stay young at heart
56:00 <doctor> youve got a year on me
56:00 <Lish> 30 will be scary
56:00 <Serenity> bullshit.. what
56:00 <Lish> I'll need to sort my shit out by then
56:00 <exem> you can change your name, and gender...why not age too? on the records
56:00 <Mew> doc is young he's a cool dude
56:00 <Lish> Think about grown up things
57:00 <exem> seems right to me
57:00 <Serenity> 87 doctor?
57:00 <Lish> lol cool dude
57:00 <doctor> yeah
57:00 <Serenity> :(
57:00 <Serenity> i thought you were older than me lol
57:00 <doctor> im pretty uncool but thats cool
57:00 <Mew> old soul
57:00 <exem> doctor and i are hannibal and will graham in rl
57:00 <Lish> Omg why am I the oldest
57:00 <ATS63> 30 isn't scary
57:00 <ATS63> You can be like me
57:00 <partay> Im a dirty old man 
57:00 <Mew> I'm 34 Lish
57:00 <ATS63> 30 years ago
57:00 <ATS63> With more tech
57:00 <Lish> Excellent!
58:00 <exem> im training him to be austnet's next terrortroll after i retire
58:00 <Lish> I need to think about kids n stuff
58:00 <Serenity> are you 60?
58:00 <Mew> Lol jk I'm 23
58:00 <Lish> It's scaryyyyy
58:00 <doctor> lol exem
58:00 <Lish> Fu Mew 
58:00 <partay> Mew do you like dirty old men ?
58:00 <ATS63> Fuck kids
58:00 <Lish> Pedo ATS63 
58:00 <Lish> Haha
58:00 <Mew> I always go for older men partay
58:00 <Lish> My husband is old
58:00 <Mew> you know this
59:00 <Lish> 36
59:00 <partay> Sweet
59:00 <Mew> Nice
59:00 <Mew> Mines 30
59:00 <ATS63> Mines 9
59:00 <Lish> Haha
00:00 <Lish> I'm going to have a geordie shore themed 30th
00:00 <Lish> And get mortal and be filthy
00:00 <Mew> How old are you ATS63?
00:00 <ATS63> 30
00:00 <Mew> Cool
00:00 <Mew> F?
00:00 <ATS63> Only on IRC
00:00 <Lish> lol
00:00 <Mew> Welcome to the vagina club
01:00 <Lish> It's amazing
01:00 <Lish> Well it's not rocking for me right now....
01:00 <Lish> My tummy hurts
01:00 <exem> Lish, when you turn 30 #pd will hold an infection party just for you. we'll wear nothing but cav caps
01:00 <Lish> Hahahaha exem 
01:00 <exem> you wont have to be there
02:00 <Lish> Yay cavs caps
02:00 <exem> we'll put them up on a website gallery for you
02:00 <Lish> Oh it's you
02:00 <ATS63> I see plenty of kids at work. Thats enough to make me not want them
02:00 <Lish> I was like who the fuck is this
02:00 <ATS63> Actually thats just people in general
02:00 <Lish> But then I got it 'ex em'
02:00 <Mew> 30ths are always those parties you talk about for years 
02:00 <ATS63> Fuck people
02:00 <Mew> I've never been to a bad 30th
03:00 <exem> i dont even remember my 30th
03:00 <exem> and i can assure you i didnt even drink
03:00 <Lish> We are assured
03:00 <exem> i was probably at home on IRC listening to music
03:00 <Lish> Sounds like bliss
03:00 <Mew> its like everyones weeded out the dickheads by that age and selected the perfect group of guests
03:00 <exem> still just as happy though
03:00 <ATS63> Sif
03:00 <ATS63> I know heaps of dickheads
04:00 <partay> Mew exactly
04:00 <Lish> But would you invite them to your party?
04:00 <Serenity> 21sts are hit and miss
04:00 <Lish> I know plenty of dickheads but wouldn't invite them to my party
04:00 <Lish> Speaking of dick heads, it's Picard!
04:00 <Picard> ahhh its fuckwhit hour
04:00 <Lish> Yes, you're here. It must be
04:00 <Mew> It just started
05:00 <partay> Poor Picard
05:00 <Picard> partgay the tycoon
05:00 <exem> just have two parties. the real party just has a few real friends (which in real life means 1-3). and then you have the fake party at a pub or club where everyone gets so drunk you can slip away after a few hours and go home and noone notices. just remmeber to bring home presents
05:00 <Picard> partgay the tycoon who doesnt understand negative gearing lolllllllllllllllllllllllllll
05:00 <partay> Hahaha
05:00 <Lish> Eating mashed potato with my fingers like a classy broad 
05:00 <partay> Yawn
06:00 <Lish> exem: Sounds like a plan, I love presents
06:00 <Lish> I will be poor for my birthday next yr, after just coming back from holiday
06:00 <faux> wait what
06:00 <faux> doctor is 27
06:00 <faux> ?!
06:00 <ATS63> Pro-tip: stay on holidays for the birthday
06:00 <exem> doctor sounds like a real doctor too
06:00 <Lish> In a 60yo body
06:00 <ATS63> Nobody will bother you
06:00 <Lish> ATS63: It's a good idea, will you fund it?
07:00 <faux> hes too wise to be 27
07:00 <exem> we had many serious discussions about the state of the mentally ill at the dinner table
07:00 <ATS63> Hmm... let me think. No
07:00 <exem> and he was pausing quite often and referring to medical journals
07:00 <Lish> I think you and doctor are the same person exem 
08:00 <Lish> Although doctor is less sarcastic 
08:00 <exem> we're quite similar 
08:00 <exem> you do realise this is just a joke right
08:00 <exem> and i talk about 1/10th of what i do here
08:00 <doctor> exem and I are a few people here. I'm just very cunning
08:00 <exem> if i talk at all
08:00 <Lish> Of course I know that exem 
08:00 <Lish> Haha doctor 
08:00 <Student> ha ha
09:00 <faux> ha ha
09:00 <faux> well well
09:00 <exem> well well
09:00 <exem> goat goat
09:00 <exem> qu`ran qu`ran - hungry like a goat
10:00 <Lish> Student: Do I know you from another channel
10:00 <Student> no
10:00 <Lish> Ok
10:00 <Lish> :)
13:00 <couleurs> !pisces
15:00 <Picard> Lish u are a skank
15:00 <Lish> I don't think so
15:00 <Lish> But good convo 
15:00 <Lish> Well done Picard 
15:00 <Skirmish> What did she do to you Picard? 
16:00 <Lish> It's more like, what I wouldn't do ti Picard. The creeper
16:00 <Skirmish> Oh, I see. 
17:00 <ATS63> Skanky by reservation
17:00 <Picard> well done?
18:00 <Lish> Yeah well done, congrats on being such a retard
18:00 <Picard> its ok, anytime
18:00 <Lish> :)
18:00 <Picard> Lish its getting kinda sad how u want me, i told u its not going to happen.
19:00 <Lish> Hahaha 
19:00 <Lish> Poor me
19:00 <[Maverick]> lol, Picard dreaming again 
20:00 <Lish> Exactly
21:00 <Picard> [Maverick] no, i have rejected time and time again in pm, she just wont take no for an answer. even begged me to fly to see her when her poor husband was on his death bed
22:00 <[Maverick]> LOL 
22:00 <[Maverick]> you are so full of shit 
22:00 <[Maverick]> why would anyone beg you, a married man to go see them 
22:00 <Lish> Why would you need to fly?
22:00 <Lish> Don't you live in Victoria?
22:00 <Lish> But yes, you aren't a very good liar
22:00 <couleurs> Picard sux pass it on
23:00 <Picard> Lish its a 6 hour drive to melbourne i usually fly
23:00 <Lish> Where do u live Picard 
23:00 <Picard> [Maverick] she is a married woman, i have no idea why she is so unhappy.
23:00 <Picard> Mildura
24:00 <Picard> now dont get ideas about stalking me Lish
24:00 <Lish> I don't know where that is
24:00 <Lish> So it's ok
24:00 <Picard> lol
24:00 <[Maverick]> everytime you type, you come off a little bit more desperate Picard. 
24:00 <Picard> [Maverick] none more desperate them you lad
25:00 <[Maverick]> rofl 
25:00 <Picard> then**
25:00 <[Maverick]> far from despo actually bud. unlike you.. I get laid. 
26:00 <Picard> how much an hour does that cost you?
27:00 <Lish> lol
27:00 <[Maverick]> lol.. I like how you assume I have to pay for sex. 
28:00 <Picard> well how else do you get laid?
28:00 <faux> dewdel <33
28:00 <Bastardly_One> all I know is dead girls can't say no
28:00 <Doodle> hai lovely <3
29:00 <Picard> Bastardly_One if anyone else said that id know its a joke, with you i know you are serious
29:00 <Picard> Doodle how are u son?
29:00 <Doodle> fucking great
29:00 <Doodle> you?
30:00 <Picard> awesome
31:00 <TheRiddler> fauxypoos xxx
31:00 <TheRiddler> :D
32:00 <Picard> who is this LolinFirf cunt?
34:00 <TheRiddler> your bf
35:00 <Picard> listen faggot, stop projecting
35:00 <TheRiddler> denial is not a river in egypt
36:00 <Picard> you know whats sad here
36:00 <Picard> the fact you actually think you are amusing
36:00 <Lish> He is amusing 
36:00 <Picard> u dont count
37:00 <TheRiddler> lol
37:00 <TheRiddler> who said I'm trying to be amusing
37:00 <TheRiddler> you of course
37:00 <Picard> its obvious u think u are funny
37:00 <g^style> TheRiddler
37:00 <Picard> when in fact you are a moron
37:00 <g^style> do you play css
37:00 <TheRiddler> nope
37:00 <TheRiddler> used to
37:00 <g^style> k
38:00 <TheRiddler> then I forgot my account
38:00 <TheRiddler> pw
38:00 <TheRiddler> and the email I used
38:00 <TheRiddler> doesn't exsist anymore
39:00 <Doodle> quite
40:00 <tooheys> everyone should download the new contra game for android... its brilliant
40:00 <Doodle> can you put in the konami code
41:00 <tooheys> dont think so, theres no a or b buttons
41:00 <Doodle> sacrilege
58:00 <Zade> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iql-D63xmXI
58:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Moshic - False Emotion (Philthy Chit Remix) ( Oct 14, 2013) 6:58 - Category: Music - 16,397 - 221 likes (98.2%), 4 dislikes (1.8%)
05:00 <TheRiddler> I have a dolmio grin
06:00 <ShadowLurker> BOOBS
07:00 <[Maverick]> WHERE
07:00 <Bastardly_One> lol @ this
07:00 <Bastardly_One> http://games.adultswim.com/dungeons-and-dungeons-action-online-game.html
08:00 <TheRiddler> bring it on is on win this week sometime
08:00 <Picard> i need to pee
09:00 <TheRiddler> where did you last put your bag
09:00 <ATS63> Is Mr T actually retarded?
10:00 <ATS63> 21:08 -!- Mew You need a registered nickname to message this user
11:00 <ATS63> I don't want to register my nickname. If someone takes this nick, I'll go for an older or newer model. ATS62's are alright
13:00 <fawks> How are you in here if your nick isn't registered 
13:00 <ATS63> Miracles
13:00 <Picard> he is not really here
14:00 <fawks> Mysteriiusee
16:00 <TheRiddler> he got in when it was off and hasn't left
16:00 <fawks> Oh ok
16:00 <ATS63> You mean if I leave I can't come back? Tempting
16:00 <TheRiddler> yes
17:00 <Picard> take TheRiddler with you
18:00 <Picard> and throw the cunt under a bus
18:00 <ATS63> shut it fegget
18:00 <simba> agreed
19:00 <Picard> simba darling how are you tonight?
19:00 <simba> see: what ATS63 said
19:00 <Picard> aww cmon man cant we kiss and make up?
21:00 <TheRiddler> you're going to cheat on your bf
21:00 <Picard> projecting
23:00 <TheRiddler> I'm a projector?
24:00 <TheRiddler> am I a standard or laser projector
24:00 <Picard> no, you are a fuck head and really starting to annoy me
24:00 <TheRiddler> what kind of projector is that?
24:00 <Bastardly_One> pot or kettle fatso?
24:00 <Picard> are u that stupid?
24:00 <simba> lol @ Picard
24:00 <Picard> Bastardly_One u old cunt, go die
24:00 <partay> Poor Picard
25:00 <Bastardly_One> you are one of the top 5 in annoying cunts here
25:00 <simba> i think u need a break from the computer
25:00 <Picard> partgay the tycoon, did u google negative gearing?
25:00 <partay> Hahaha
25:00 <Q{> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fen8QtET-ss
25:00 <Skirmish> Breaking news.  The annoying old know it all gives us his top 5 annoying people list.
25:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Khusugtun - Altargana (Feb 14, 2011) 5:28 - Category: Music - 109,368 - 661 likes (99%), 7 dislikes (1%)
25:00 <partay> Poor Picard
25:00 <TheRiddler> how is that jelly picard
25:00 <partay> Working till he's 70
26:00 <Picard> whos working till 70?
26:00 <Loof> i think he needs to break his computer
26:00 <Q{> lol 
26:00 <Picard> aahhhhh Halle Berry
26:00 <TheRiddler> do they allow prostitutes working at that age in st kilda
27:00 <partay> Even picards family hate him
27:00 <Picard> they do?
27:00 <partay> Yes
27:00 <Picard> you too are projecting
28:00 <partay> Hahaha
28:00 <partay> Wrong
30:00 <Picard> did you know JFK Airport has the highest colission rate in any airport in the world
30:00 <ATS63> Did you know there are 0 fucks I give?
31:00 <Picard> well thats just harsh
33:00 <TheRiddler> http://i.imgur.com/rnNi7.jpg
35:00 <zaim> +1
36:00 <zaim> http://motherless.com/u/Bryci
37:00 <TheRiddler> cool
40:00 <TheRiddler> http://i.imgur.com/5eRP7.jpg
42:00 <Bastardly_One> iBiZa is sizzling
42:00 <Q{> http://news.yahoo.com/photos/giant-holes-1408370046-slideshow/
49:00 <screwss> those are good child birthing hips
49:00 <Picard> `8ball is TheRiddler a faggot
49:00 <ChanOP> 8ball: is TheRiddler a faggot?? Not even on a GOOD day.!!
49:00 <screwss> (dark shadows)
49:00 <Picard> `8ball is TheRiddler a moron
49:00 <ChanOP> 8ball: is TheRiddler a moron?? Sometime in the near future. Ask again tomorrow.!!
50:00 <Bastardly_One> Picard
50:00 <Bastardly_One> can you do me a favour on the way to work tomorrow?
50:00 <Bastardly_One> have a car crash and get seriously injured
50:00 <Bastardly_One> make sure you crush your hands so they can never type again too
50:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck up
51:00 <ATS63> Dude think of the ems guys
51:00 <screwss> jesus
51:00 <ATS63> They will have to be nice, and pretend to care
51:00 <screwss> heavenly father
51:00 <screwss> forgive Bastardly_One 
51:00 <screwss> he knows not what he does
51:00 <Bastardly_One> don't use my name in vain
51:00 <Bastardly_One> I am Jesus
51:00 <Bastardly_One> and you're a Jew
51:00 <Picard> Bastardly_One u are a very sick and disturbed person
51:00 <Bastardly_One> you don't believe in Me
51:00 <Bastardly_One> so fuck up
51:00 <Bastardly_One> and?
51:00 <ATS63> Meanwhile they're planning which maccas they're nearby so they can get a free meal on crib
51:00 <screwss> why the rage tonight Bastardly_One ?
51:00 <Picard> i hope the police seize your computers again 
51:00 <Bastardly_One> I still want you to do that 
52:00 <Picard> Bastardly_One hasnt had a bong, he is angry
52:00 <Picard> angry that he is such a loser in life
52:00 <Bastardly_One> what are do you mean seize my computers
52:00 <Bastardly_One> come out with it 
52:00 <Bastardly_One> have the balls have you?
52:00 <Picard> u can read
52:00 <Bastardly_One> no idea what you mean 
52:00 <Bastardly_One> you tell me 
53:00 <screwss> its not the size of the computer, its how you use it
53:00 <Bastardly_One> in great detail if any balls
53:00 <Picard> police dont tolerate your type
53:00 <Bastardly_One> what type is that?
53:00 <screwss> since when do police tolerate anyones type :P
53:00 <Picard> screwss some cops are good
53:00 <screwss> thats true but there are so few of them its almost not worth thinking about
53:00 <Bastardly_One> I said
53:00 <screwss> cops lie more than anyone i know thats why i dislike them
53:00 <Serenity> cop hating is so retarded
54:00 <Bastardly_One> sure is 
54:00 <Bastardly_One> there was a good reason to hate an abo one up here
54:00 <screwss> i dont hate cops. im not on a mission like those ppl in america
54:00 <Bastardly_One> but that's like 20 yrs ago
54:00 <Picard> screwss the ones i hate the most are lawyers
54:00 <screwss> just dont trust them
54:00 <Bastardly_One> he used to like giving people whiplash
54:00 <screwss> yeh lawyers can be douchebags too
54:00 <screwss> no doubt
54:00 <Bastardly_One> but there's bad in every profession
55:00 <Picard> lawyers are scum
55:00 <Serenity> i wanted to be a lawyer
55:00 <Bastardly_One> funny Picard can't go on with what he was insinuating
55:00 <Serenity> but i realised i couldnt defend bad people
55:00 <ATS63> *solicitor
55:00 <Bastardly_One> can't back your mouth up at all can you Pictard?
55:00 <Picard> they can represent someone they know is a guilty scum and they stand there telling you how great they are,how innocent they are
55:00 <faux> https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpf1/t1.0-9/10599484_560418850747055_6344279951774343028_n.jpg
56:00 <faux> Ugh.
56:00 <Picard> Bastardly_One what are u ranting about?
56:00 <screwss> then she realised she had to study for longer than 3 weeks
56:00 <screwss> Picard: those are called mitigating factors
56:00 <Serenity> screwss you had a crush on mandyjane
56:00 <Serenity> i would shut the fuck up if i were you
56:00 <faux> lmao
56:00 <Bastardly_One> we know what I am ranting about Pictard
57:00 <Picard> Bastardly_One are u high?
57:00 <Bastardly_One> just /quit and have that car crash in the morning yeah?
57:00 <Bastardly_One> ta
57:00 <screwss> i never had a crush on mandyjane
57:00 <Serenity> bullshit
57:00 <Bastardly_One> oh please
57:00 <screwss> and Serenity i think you wouldve made a great lawyer
57:00 <Bastardly_One> you crack onto anyone with a vagina screwss
57:00 <JonKoppenhaver> Whats wrong with having a crush on mandyjane?
57:00 <screwss> you can bullshit your way out of a fortress and you are totally comfortable lying in front of many people
57:00 <faux> fortress of cum
57:00 <screwss> and your brown nosing ability are just.. something to be admired
57:00 <Serenity> yeah you know just beacuse you say something it doesnt make it real right
58:00 <TheRiddler> :p
58:00 <faux> dont
58:00 <TheRiddler> what's a fortress of cum
58:00 <screwss> Serenity: that rule applies to you too btw
58:00 <screwss> so when you say that i had a crush on mandyjane
58:00 <Picard> Bastardly_One needs to be removed, he is ranting like Panda
58:00 <screwss> well.
58:00 <Serenity> im just repeating what came out of your own fingers dude
58:00 <screwss> case closed
58:00 <screwss> no
58:00 <screwss> youre making up what i said
59:00 <Serenity> im really not
59:00 <screwss> youre ability to make up entire stories is utterly brilliant
59:00 <Serenity> like what?
59:00 <screwss> youve had practise at this havent you
59:00 <Picard> screwss take a deep breath
59:00 <Bastardly_One> don't pm me Picard
59:00 <Serenity> lol the thing about you is.. you lie when theres a massive group of people who have seen what youve done
59:00 <Serenity> so it just makes it embarrassing
00:00 <faux> so much dramaz
00:00 <Serenity> faux
00:00 <screwss> yeh but were talking about such subjective things
00:00 <Serenity> plz write my essay for me
00:00 <Picard> why would i waste my time i pm a loser like u Bastardly_One
00:00 <faux> hello
00:00 <faux> no, you write mine 
00:00 <faux> whens yours due
00:00 <Serenity> its not subjective. lol
00:00 <screwss> any jackass can say i had a crush on her, someone could say i hated her and he would be just as correct
00:00 <Serenity> sunday night
00:00 <faux> mines due monday 
00:00 <faux> :'(
00:00 <faux> ceebs
00:00 <Serenity> mines a reflective
01:00 <Serenity> so cbf
01:00 <faux> yuck
01:00 <faux> the worst kind
01:00 <Picard> pedobear
01:00 <faux> i've written about 300 words
01:00 <Bastardly_One> screwss you hit on anything with a vagina
01:00 <faux> progress!
01:00 <Bastardly_One> it's the simple
01:00 <Serenity> i think this ones 1500
01:00 <Picard> 300 words of what?
01:00 <screwss> at least their above legal age Bastardly_One 
01:00 <faux> of what?
01:00 <screwss> now
01:00 <TheRiddler> .
01:00 <[Maverick]> LOL 
01:00 <Bastardly_One> *that simple
01:00 <[Maverick]> screwss had the biggest crush on MJ 
01:00 <faux> it's the simple
02:00 <Bastardly_One> the simple!
02:00 <TheRiddler> is mjsgrl mj?
02:00 <Bastardly_One> oh Picard can though in a different way 
02:00 <faux> <screwss> at least their above legal age Bastardly_One 
02:00 <Serenity> its like him denying all that photo stuff.. we all saw it..
02:00 <TheRiddler> where is she anyways
02:00 <Serenity> but we're liars
02:00 <[Maverick]> yer 
02:00 <faux> its hard for b1 to fuck people his own age, seeing as theyre all corpses
02:00 <Picard> picard can wat??
02:00 <Bastardly_One> yes but the dead can't say no
02:00 <Serenity> oi b1 what happened to the grandma
02:00 <Bastardly_One> eh?
03:00 <Bastardly_One> oh
03:00 <Bastardly_One> I know now
03:00 <Picard> <Bastardly_One> oh Picard can though in a different way    <---wtf are u on about old man?
03:00 <Bastardly_One> next question
03:00 <screwss> when in doubt, use the kick button
03:00 <faux> his nose ring  got  caught in her pubic hair and tore her vag
03:00 <Bastardly_One> I've not heard from her or the daughter since the week I went down
03:00 <Serenity> no. when dickheads say dickhead things. use the kick button
03:00 <screwss> 22:03	[Maverick]	you got kicked for suggesting B1 is a paedo.. you stupid cunt.
03:00 <screwss> cant drink your own medicine cant we?
03:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah which Picard should
03:00 <TheRiddler> on them?
03:00 <faux> drink your own medicine
04:00 <faux> lol
04:00 <Bastardly_One> but anyway
04:00 <[Maverick]> I don't call people paedos 
04:00 <[Maverick]> you fuckhead
04:00 <Bastardly_One> back to the question
04:00 <faux> LOL
04:00 <faux> oh ir
04:00 <faux> c
04:00 <faux> u so funny
04:00 <screwss> too bad so sad, dont go on the attack on me then cause i might bite back
04:00 <Bastardly_One> I must of left a good impression on "friends" Serenity
04:00 <Serenity> screwss is about a bees dick away from me replacing his perm ban
04:00 <TheRiddler> kids cough syrup
04:00 <[Maverick]> he has a bees dick 
04:00 <screwss> besides i wanted to get back to this issue about liking someone
04:00 <faux> did u fly to perth to meet the grandma
04:00 <[Maverick]> we don't 
04:00 <[Maverick]> so fuck up 
04:00 <screwss> say, hypothetically i did like her for 10 mins
05:00 <screwss> whats your point
05:00 <Picard> Bastardly_One wtf are u on about?
05:00 <TheRiddler> there's a grandma now?
05:00 <Picard> i didnt call anyoone a ped
05:00 <faux> b1's lover
05:00 <TheRiddler> so are you fooling with a grandma the mother n daughter?
05:00 <TheRiddler> 3 generations
05:00 <screwss> i come in here and all i ever do is get trolled
06:00 <Picard> screwss relax man
06:00 <[Maverick]> well you are a troll yourself 
06:00 <Picard> jsut talk normal,tell us what are your interests 
06:00 <faux> lol
06:00 <Serenity> because you're a fucking dick screwss
06:00 <Bastardly_One> TheRiddler, my age is grandma ... took me a sec too
06:00 <faux> Interests: cum
06:00 <Serenity> i had no intention of saying fuck all to you until you started being a smart ass
06:00 <Picard> lol faux
06:00 <Serenity> dont be a dick then cry like a baby when you cop it
06:00 <Serenity> like the poofters bumhole you are
06:00 <screwss> i have no idea what the fuck you are talking about woman
07:00 <faux> i'm so giggly tonight, i drank coffee and now everything is hilarious
07:00 <Serenity> mmm coffee
07:00 <faux> hehe
07:00 <faux> OH YOU
07:00 <faux> i drink a cup a year, and ive had two today
07:00 <faux> i was naughty.
07:00 <TheRiddler> lol
07:00 <faux> *_*
07:00 <TheRiddler> I just had hot chocolate
08:00 <faux> nice 1
08:00 <faux> i need dinner
08:00 <TheRiddler> it was better 2nd time around 
08:00 <Serenity> im having a corn thin
08:00 <faux> i had a toastie at like 4pm without the crust
08:00 <faux> ..
08:00 <TheRiddler> doing it the way on the tin
08:00 <faux> did nothing
08:00 <Bastardly_One> My dinner was fucking awesome
08:00 <faux> i doubt it
08:00 <Bastardly_One> yes it was
08:00 <faux> all you eat is frozen hot chips and cum
08:00 <Bastardly_One> no, roasted vegetables
09:00 <Bastardly_One> glazed in sweet soy sauce
09:00 <TheRiddler> it's mayo in cum
09:00 <TheRiddler> sweet cum sauce
09:00 <TheRiddler> sweet boy cum
09:00 <Serenity> why did you go raging in adelaidesa screwss lol..
09:00 <TheRiddler> omg!
09:00 <Serenity> that was weird
09:00 <faux> ok stop typing
10:00 <TheRiddler> lol
10:00 <Picard> this has to be moron hour.
10:00 <faux> then leave
10:00 <faux> OL
10:00 <faux> LOLOLOL
10:00 <faux> im so funny
10:00 <screwss> i thought you banned me Serenity
10:00 <Picard> ladies first faux
10:00 <faux> dont be rude
10:00 <Bastardly_One> you'd know about morons
10:00 <faux> woahhhhh ohhh ohhhhhhh shes a ladeeeehhhhhh
10:00 <Serenity> wow that makes it all the better screwss..
10:00 <TheRiddler> you could be called 1 Picard
10:00 <screwss> before i even finished saying my argument
10:00 <[Maverick]> rub my bald head Serenity
10:00 <Picard> Serenity stop rubbing my head, it turns me on
10:00 <screwss> only thing is in court you cant ban the defendant no matter how much you hate him
10:00 <Serenity> faux
10:00 <faux> Hello
10:00 <TheRiddler> but that be a insult to real ladies
11:00 <Serenity> screwss is denying the pictures thing again lol
11:00 <TheRiddler> gross
11:00 <faux> LOL
11:00 <screwss> i mean i wouldve liked to have seen oscar pistorious locked up
11:00 <TheRiddler> your giant clit you mean picard
11:00 <faux> screwss legit found a picture of some chick in a cap and gown at her graduation named Tina
11:00 <faux> and said it was me
11:00 <screwss> instead he had a 6 month long trial he is so obviously guilty about
11:00 <faux> LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
11:00 <screwss> buuut at least he was treated fairly
11:00 <Serenity> he stole maurices elf pic haha
11:00 <Picard> TheRiddler no matter how much u beg me i will not fuck u
11:00 <screwss> not sure i know what youre talking about
12:00 <Maurice> That was one of my best pics
12:00 <TheRiddler> how would you fuck me with such a thing?
12:00 <Bastardly_One> keep flooding me in pm Picard
12:00 <Serenity> IT DIDNT HAPPEN OK
12:00 <Serenity> lol!!!
12:00 <Bastardly_One> couldn't care less Picard
12:00 <screwss> show me this meme ?
12:00 <Picard> Bastardly_One stop trying to cause shit
12:00 <faux> lol
12:00 <Serenity> i didnt say meme i said picture
12:00 <screwss> take a breath it will make you feel less hysterical
12:00 <faux> it was a meme though
12:00 <faux> your pic sez
12:00 <faux> so he just busted himself
12:00 <screwss> its like a witch hunt up in this heezey
12:00 <Serenity> yeah i know
12:00 <Serenity> thats what i mean
12:00 <faux> busted custard.
12:00 <Serenity> i didnt say meme but he knows what im talking about
12:00 <screwss> busted custard
13:00 <TheRiddler> you're delusional screwss
13:00 <faux> mmm custard
13:00 <Serenity> it was like irc pot of gold for screwss
13:00 <Serenity> OMG SERENITY IS FAT
13:00 <Serenity> IVE WON
13:00 <Serenity> im going to tell EVERYONE
13:00 <screwss> maverick said meme to me in pm
13:00 <faux> why is darcy pming screwss
13:00 <faux> lol
13:00 <faux> so weird
13:00 <[Maverick]> no 
13:00 <Serenity> screwss pmd him
13:00 <[Maverick]> screwss pm'd me 
13:00 <Serenity> having a sook
13:00 <faux> yeah i mean
13:00 <faux> why are you replying
13:00 <milk> more cushin for the pushin
13:00 <[Maverick]> cause I can 
13:00 <screwss> 22:10	[Maverick]	and why the fuck would I save garbage that you were trying to spread? 
13:00 <screwss> we can finish it in here mav?
14:00 <faux> OK
14:00 <[Maverick]> lol 
14:00 <[Maverick]> you never replied 
14:00 <[Maverick]> so get fucked. 
14:00 <screwss> ooo
14:00 <[Maverick]> you jew cunt 
14:00 <faux> what
14:00 <screwss> im black actually
14:00 <faux> oh
14:00 <[Maverick]> well.. 
14:00 <[Maverick]> nigger 
14:00 <screwss> mavs got his back a little outta joint over pics that happened..... when?!
14:00 <Serenity> jamie oliver is cooking something that looks like poop
14:00 <Serenity> dahl?
14:00 <faux> roald
14:00 <Bastardly_One> have that car accident with Picard will you screwss
14:00 <Serenity> screwss just stop
14:00 <Serenity> we were all here when you did it
15:00 <Bastardly_One> Foreign Correspondent was good
15:00 <Serenity> denying it is just making you look like a giant fuckhead
15:00 <[Maverick]> a black jew eh.. 
15:00 <TheRiddler> you're as bad as saemon screwss
15:00 <faux> lol
15:00 <[Maverick]> so you escaped the oven 
15:00 <screwss> Bastardly_One: you sound so desperate
15:00 <faux> this is the worst conversation ever
15:00 <faux> i'm going to go
15:00 <faux> and
15:00 <faux> ..........
15:00 <simba> yall gay
15:00 <screwss> saemon fishing in the yemen
15:00 <TheRiddler> everything you type is a lie
15:00 <faux> put lipgloss on
15:00 <Serenity> i want lip gloss
15:00 <faux> adios
15:00 <TheRiddler> lip service
15:00 <tooheys> he looked like a giant fuckhead even before he denied it
15:00 <simba> adidas faux
15:00 <faux> :')
15:00 <screwss> this seems like a rumour thats just blown outta proportion
15:00 <screwss> what did mandy say about me to you guys
15:00 <Serenity> ........
15:00 <simba> screwss go back to cats 
15:00 <TheRiddler> someone watch a eps and tell me what it's like
16:00 <screwss> surprised youd trust her after everythin uv said about her
16:00 <screwss> bahahahahaha
16:00 <Serenity> YOU pasted the fucking photos gloating you stalked out facebooks you freak..
16:00 <Serenity> wow
16:00 <Student> ha ha 
16:00 <simba> nobody cares about u or mandy jane 
16:00 <TheRiddler> stfu saemon
16:00 <BlackIslamicJewKKK4lyf> just have that crash with Picard
16:00 <BlackIslamicJewKKK4lyf> please
16:00 <Serenity> oh he thinks hes getting people mad
16:00 <Serenity> lol thats cute
17:00 <screwss> no theyre only changing their nick names to kkk n shiz
17:00 <screwss> lol quickly changes it back and pretends it never happened
17:00 <[Maverick]> ?
17:00 <screwss> i think you guys are the biggest liars in the room
17:00 <Serenity> how can you pretend it didnt happen
17:00 <Serenity> its right there on our screens.
17:00 <[Maverick]> you need to get out of the basement
17:00 <[Maverick]> fucking gimp.
17:00 <screwss> i know im getting people mad
17:00 <screwss> total accidental tho
18:00 <TheRiddler> .
18:00 <Serenity> but you arent
18:00 <[Maverick]> far from it man 
18:00 <Serenity> lol
18:00 <[Maverick]> far from it 
18:00 <[Maverick]> :D 
18:00 <screwss> 22:16		*** Bastardly_One is now known as BlackIslamicJewKKK4lyf
18:00 <TheRiddler> you're just putting me to sleep
18:00 <screwss> mav was smashin his keyboard in caps b4
18:00 <[Maverick]> im happy as fuck.. you would never be able to get me down.
18:00 <screwss> he probably wishes i was there in person
18:00 <[Maverick]> or mad 
18:00 <TheRiddler> umm
18:00 <[Maverick]> etc 
18:00 <Bastardly_One> the nick change means I'm mad?
18:00 <screwss> altho having strong right forearm muscles doesnt make you strong in a real fight
18:00 <Bastardly_One> oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooook then
18:00 <Serenity> this is soooo weird
18:00 <TheRiddler> you know smashing your keyboard doesn't produce caps
19:00 <TheRiddler> try it
19:00 <[Maverick]> rofl... 
19:00 <TheRiddler> make sure you break the keys off
19:00 <screwss> is it Serenity. is it really
19:00 <TheRiddler> that makes the caps bigger
19:00 <Serenity> yeah you're making it weird screwss
19:00 <[Maverick]> screwss: did your stepdaddy finally give you some of his meth 
20:00 <screwss> have you run outta good arguments
20:00 <Serenity> its like... someone running through a group of people nude. then sitting down fully clothed and denying it happened
20:00 <Serenity> even though everyone saw it
20:00 <screwss> everyones teamin up on me
20:00 <[Maverick]> i sit down nude and admit it 
20:00 <[Maverick]> :D 
20:00 <[Maverick]> and screwss you bring it on yourself.. you ankle. 
21:00 <screwss> i know that sounds victim, but, you guys are good mates in real life
21:00 <screwss> im an ankle?
21:00 <[Maverick]> yes 
21:00 <Bastardly_One> we are?
21:00 <screwss> huh
21:00 <[Maverick]> lower than a cunt. 
21:00 <Serenity> Bastardly_One youre not involved in this. you werent here
21:00 <screwss> wheres mandy when you actually need her
21:00 <screwss> Bastardly_One: 0wn3d
21:00 <[Maverick]> who cares
21:00 <Picard> Bastardly_One got told lol
21:00 <TheRiddler> tell us screwss
21:00 <screwss> Bastardly_One: you got T0L3D
21:00 <Picard> u silly old cunt
21:00 <screwss> SON
21:00 <TheRiddler> where is she
22:00 <screwss> whats being an ankle got to do with anything
22:00 <screwss> did you mean uncle
22:00 <Picard> Bastardly_One you're not one of the cool kids, get back in your cell
22:00 <[Maverick]> no... 
22:00 <Bastardly_One> jesus you need help Pictard
22:00 <[Maverick]> you're an ankle.. lower than a cunt. 
22:00 <Serenity> lower than a snakes belly
22:00 <simba> 4,9Hrm, simple.... Take everything that is universally supreme * awesome + Fucking Sexy (Levels extremely high causing jealousy n envy from most people + mah personallity n qualities that everyone needs in their lives to use in comparison to value general bullshit in life n BOOM --- Not even possible to come close to how spectacular I am :))
22:00 <screwss> isnt a toe lower than an ankle
22:00 <TheRiddler> thanks simba
22:00 <milk> hindi bimbi
22:00 <Serenity> ahh pieter
22:00 <TheRiddler> you confused screwss 
23:00 <Serenity> what a glorious moment it was when he left
23:00 <TheRiddler> hai Jewel
23:00 <screwss> Jewel: sup
23:00 <Jewel> hello TheRiddler
23:00 <Jewel> nothing screwss
23:00 <TheRiddler> it's pick on screwss night tonight
23:00 <screwss> Serenity: soon enough if things go your way this channel will be nothing but you and your sunday bbq buddies
23:00 <screwss> and i hope that they do tbh
23:00 <Serenity> what the fuck screwss
24:00 <TheRiddler> mmm
24:00 <Serenity> im the one who took your ban off you retard
24:00 <TheRiddler> I'll have some steak pls
24:00 <Serenity> and the 70 odd other bans
24:00 <screwss> the good people are leaving cuz they cant take this shit nemore
24:00 <TheRiddler> irc bbq sunday
24:00 <Serenity> what good people?
24:00 <Serenity> pieter? LOL
24:00 <screwss> Serenity: why did you lift my ban
24:00 <Jewel> why cant we just get along
24:00 <Serenity> i can put it back if you want
24:00 <TheRiddler> that's what's the bbq for
24:00 <TheRiddler> Jewel
25:00 <Picard> screwss why are u raging?
25:00 <screwss> no im just wondering, because it was there for like a year
25:00 <screwss> i just want everyone to be happy
25:00 <screwss> i never wanted anything differnt
25:00 <Serenity> stop the act for fucks sake
25:00 <screwss> Picard: defending. defending
25:00 <Jewel> what bbq TheRiddler
26:00 <simba> the irc meet up
26:00 <Serenity> bbq dong
26:00 <TheRiddler> not sure
26:00 <[Maverick]> did you know hitler killed over 1 million jews and 1 clown... 
26:00 <TheRiddler> my first spag bol in ages was a success btw
26:00 <TheRiddler> except for the lack of propper cheese lol
26:00 <Jewel> errrrrrrrrrr
27:00 <screwss> wow.
27:00 <Serenity> i made the best garlic bread
27:00 <screwss> welcome to #germany1942
27:00 <Jewel> who is going to meet up with you ppl lol
27:00 <TheRiddler> spag bol is my worse dish to cook
27:00 <simba> not you Jewel
27:00 <Jewel> well maybe the 'in crowd'
27:00 <Serenity> i meet up with [Maverick] all the time
27:00 <TheRiddler> it crowd
27:00 <[Maverick]> I meat Serenity all the time 
27:00 <Bastardly_One> was the bread from scratch?
27:00 <Serenity> XD
27:00 <TheRiddler> Maurice moss
27:00 <simba> what do you find hard about cooking spag bol?
28:00 <Serenity> no it wasnt
28:00 <TheRiddler> everything
28:00 <TheRiddler> well not really
28:00 <Jewel> a man that cooks
28:00 <Jewel> nice
28:00 <Bastardly_One> then all you did was heat it up
28:00 <Jewel> simba youre right
28:00 <Serenity> excuse me
28:00 <simba> welcome to 2014 men cook 
28:00 <Serenity> i put the shit on the bread
28:00 <simba> omg wtf
28:00 <Serenity> it wasnt a packet garlic bread
28:00 <Bastardly_One> oh fine then
28:00 <Serenity> you dolt
28:00 <[Maverick]> cloth eared bint* 
29:00 <Serenity> i made the butter
29:00 <Bastardly_One> so you put some garlic butter on some bread and heat it up then
29:00 <[Maverick]> Serenity... is it true... 
30:00 <Jewel> im stuck in the 1950's simba
30:00 <TheRiddler> it just always turns out bad
30:00 <TheRiddler> usually
30:00 <Bastardly_One> how?
30:00 <ATS63> Usually I just cheat and spread butter, then sprinkle crushed garlic
30:00 <Bastardly_One> even I can make spag bol
30:00 <Serenity> the fuck else do you think garlic bread is b1
31:00 <partay> Jewel you a 50's housewife? 
31:00 <ATS63> Tastes much the same, prob better
31:00 <Bastardly_One> and I'm a domestic retard
31:00 <Bastardly_One> Serenity, I'm just being a smart arse and decided I better not
31:00 <Serenity> you're being a dill hole
31:00 <tooheys> Jewel! :)
31:00 <[Maverick]> b1 has a cockholster for a mouth 
31:00 <Bastardly_One> dill hole
31:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
31:00 <Bastardly_One> not heard that one
31:00 <tooheys> lol @ cockholster
32:00 <Jewel> yes partay im a 50's housewife
32:00 <Picard> <Bastardly_One>  I'm a  retard  <--- i did a little edit for u Bastardly_One
32:00 <partay> Cool make me a sandwich
32:00 <Jewel> hiiiii tooheys
32:00 <Picard> tooheys hello lad
32:00 <Jewel> :)
32:00 <Jewel> is this same thing as docking
32:00 <Serenity> i want pumpkin soup
32:00 <TheRiddler> bet someone has tried to use a clown game mouth with their cock
32:00 <tooheys> hey Picard 
32:00 <tooheys> LOL jewel
33:00 <Jewel> youre not my husband
33:00 <Jewel> :)
33:00 <Picard> Jewel hows the obesity treating you tonight?
33:00 <Serenity> i want to play docking with [Maverick]
33:00 <Picard> need someone to roll you over?
33:00 <tooheys> leave her alone picard
33:00 <tooheys> why do u feel the need to be so mean
34:00 <Bastardly_One> I feel like hash browns
34:00 <Picard> not mean, just honest
34:00 <simba> cos his life is shit
34:00 <Bastardly_One> pretty sure I have some
34:00 <Serenity> DO YOU MAKE THEM YOURSELF
34:00 <TheRiddler> your obesity is offending her Picard
34:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh but not totally packaged either
34:00 <Picard> he waits outside the mcdonalds bins and takes them home to reheat
34:00 <Bastardly_One> I know what you mean 
34:00 <Bastardly_One> these are akin to homemade
34:00 <Bastardly_One> one thing I can't get right Serenity
35:00 <Serenity> they either are or they arent
35:00 <Bastardly_One> making at home
35:00 <Picard> Serenity u ask him a simple questions he rants for 5 minutes because he thinks its a conversation
35:00 <Bastardly_One> well, they're not as manufactered as say the birdseye brand
35:00 <Jewel> hes a sad desperate man thats why
35:00 <Jewel> Serenity do you have a penis
36:00 <Serenity> i make what mum always called "potato cakes"
36:00 <TheRiddler> potatos n chip cutter
36:00 <Serenity> grated potato egg flour salt pepper
36:00 <TheRiddler> if you want to be lazy
36:00 <Serenity> yes jewel open wide babe
36:00 <Bastardly_One> scalloped potatoes
36:00 <Bastardly_One> in batter basically?
36:00 <simba> open wide come inside
36:00 <Serenity> no.
36:00 <Bastardly_One> that's a potato cake
36:00 <Serenity> scalloped potatos are slices of potato.
36:00 <tooheys> eh? how can you not know what a potato cake is
36:00 <Bastardly_One> yah
36:00 <TheRiddler> .
37:00 <Jewel> Serenity we didnt even go on a date
37:00 <Serenity> did you even read what i said Bastardly_One
37:00 <simba> are they aka potato fritters?
37:00 <Serenity> jewel what if i buy you an ice cream
37:00 <Picard> Bastardly_One is stupid
37:00 <Maurice> Serenity, I make those too but put cheese and parmesan in them
37:00 <Bastardly_One> ok right
37:00 <Serenity> parmesan is cheese Maurice lol :P
37:00 <Maurice> Haha I knew you'd say that
37:00 <Bastardly_One> that's different again it sounds
37:00 <TheRiddler> I might be bad at spag bol but I have a good knowledge of cullenary skills
37:00 <Maurice> But tasty cheese AND parmesan
38:00 <TheRiddler> errr
38:00 <Serenity> i might do that next time tho
38:00 <Serenity> sounds yum
38:00 <Maurice> It really is
38:00 <TheRiddler> however spelt
38:00 <Jewel> Serenity two scoops?
38:00 <Maurice> On fresh bread
38:00 <Serenity> i love them covered in sauce
38:00 <Serenity> yes jewel
38:00 <Serenity> and a waffle cone
38:00 <tooheys> serenity would you dock with me i want to get jewel really turned on so i can have my way with her
38:00 <Serenity> no
38:00 <tooheys> :'(
38:00 <simba> e-docking
38:00 <TheRiddler> lol
39:00 <TheRiddler> gross
39:00 <Serenity> would take me like 5 mins to get to your place at the time of night [Maverick]
39:00 <Serenity> ;)
39:00 <tooheys> come on serenity i just had a shower
39:00 <[Maverick]> I know ;) 
39:00 <tooheys> lol
40:00 <Bastardly_One> there's a line about a space shuttle there
40:00 <Bastardly_One> but it's not forming
40:00 <Picard> simba wtf?
40:00 <Picard> simba what was that for?
40:00 <Jewel> ok Serenity :)
41:00 <Bastardly_One> he made a mistake
41:00 <TheRiddler> if you dont know picard you never will
41:00 <Bastardly_One> he meant to ban you
41:00 <Bastardly_One> I'd stfu while you're ahead
41:00 <[Maverick]> Bastardly_One: it's when you poop into another persons arsehole. 
41:00 <Jewel> lol tooheys
41:00 <Picard> from what i can see all i did was call Bastardly_One stupid
41:00 <Picard> thats a kick offence?
41:00 <Serenity> why do you want to do that to me darc
41:00 <Serenity> :(
41:00 <Bastardly_One> hush you and more news?
41:00 <[Maverick]> hahaha 
41:00 <[Maverick]> I was just being despicable.. sif want to do that 
42:00 <[Maverick]> it's something Picard and screwss do. 
42:00 <Picard> i was always taught to tell the truth and u cant get in trouble
42:00 <Serenity> lets spoon
42:00 <[Maverick]> and fork.
42:00 <Serenity> yes
42:00 <TheRiddler> your mum forgot to tell you if have anything nasty to say then say nothing at all
42:00 <TheRiddler> bad too
42:00 <Jewel> yes Serenity dock with tooheys
43:00 <screwss> why am  i being used as a scapegoat again
43:00 <[Maverick]> because I can and will. 
43:00 <TheRiddler> wooosh
43:00 <Serenity> i dont think i can jewel
43:00 <Serenity> im too busy with [Maverick]
43:00 <tooheys> omg fuck up with all the whinging how old are you cunts...
43:00 <[Maverick]> 12
43:00 <[Maverick]> female 
43:00 <Jewel> aww ok Serenity...why not
44:00 <Maurice> I think my fudge is nearly ready
44:00 <Serenity> ahhh best time of the day
44:00 <Serenity> bra off
44:00 <Bastardly_One> 75/ thailand/ transexual
44:00 <Jewel> oh
44:00 <[Maverick]> :O 
44:00 <Picard> u look 75
44:00 <Jewel> can me and tooheys's watch Serenity?
44:00 <Serenity> sure?
44:00 <Jewel> my bra off time is after 10
45:00 <TheRiddler> uh oh
45:00 <Bastardly_One> I am addicted to the most amazing irish creme fudge known to humanity
45:00 <Serenity> dinners finished, kids are in bed
45:00 <Serenity> no better time
45:00 <[Maverick]> b1 you're just addicted to fudgepacking
45:00 <TheRiddler> it's after 10 somewhere Jewel ;p
46:00 <Picard> [Maverick] dont talk about Bastardly_One u will be kicked, he is very fragile
46:00 <Jewel> haha it is here too
47:00 <TheRiddler> lol hammonds car
47:00 <Jewel> maloo
47:00 <Serenity> what did i do
47:00 <simba> GWAR*
47:00 <simba> !!!!!!!
47:00 <TheRiddler> lol james car is even sillier
47:00 <simba> /hop
47:00 <[Maverick]> woo
48:00 <TheRiddler> a workshop in a wagon
48:00 <lifestolen> hi simba
48:00 <simba> wb 
49:00 <zaim> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cjqOsYRQI0o
49:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Michael McDonald- I Keep Forgettin (Feb 9, 2010) 3:40 - Category: Music - 1,337,277 - 7,582 likes (99%), 80 dislikes (1%)
49:00 <[Maverick]> "I've decided to sell my Hoover ... well, it was just collecting dust"
49:00 <Picard> <simba> but really youre a fucking predator         <---someone is angry
50:00 <simba> grow up m8
50:00 <Picard> :P
50:00 <Picard> i grew out not up 
50:00 <simba> knife ya
50:00 <Picard> thats low
51:00 <simba> be quiet u problem
51:00 <Picard> respect your elders
51:00 <TheRiddler> that explains a bit
52:00 <TheRiddler> do you wear moo moos picard?
52:00 <lifestolen> Picard, no one here has to respect you.
52:00 <[Maverick]> I WEAR MOOMOOS
52:00 <simba> i wear kimonos
53:00 <TheRiddler> my brother has actually 1
53:00 <[Maverick]> ohhh kokomoooooo 
53:00 <screwss> aruba, jamaica oo i wanna take ya
53:00 <TheRiddler> kimono that is
53:00 <TheRiddler> it's a samurai 1
53:00 <[Maverick]> I was given some Sudoku toilet paper. It didn't work. You could only fill it in with number 1s and number 2s
53:00 <screwss> lame
53:00 <Picard> lol
53:00 <Serenity> loll
54:00 <[Maverick]> nothing is funny with jews... 
54:00 <TheRiddler> lol
54:00 <screwss> mel brooks
54:00 <screwss> adam sandler
54:00 <screwss> steven colbert
54:00 <TheRiddler> that wasn't a question
54:00 <simba> what about em
55:00 <[Maverick]> I mean, an ashtray with "stolen from the auswitchz museum" is my idea of a joke present
55:00 <simba> adam sandler is not funny
55:00 <Serenity> bangers and mash
55:00 <Picard> sandler isnt funny?
56:00 <[Maverick]> far from it. 
56:00 <bang> bang your mash yeah?
56:00 <tooheys> i wonder if a product called Auschwitz Orangejews would be successful
56:00 <screwss> i was in auchwitz a few weeks ago
56:00 <[Maverick]> I wanna enter the Auschwitz Pizza Competition... But they play unfair... they have more ovens. 
56:00 <tooheys> you're kidding me... sandler's a pisser
57:00 <tooheys> one of the few americans that i actually find amusing
57:00 <screwss> maverick youre a pig
57:00 <milk> boongs find him racist
58:00 <tooheys> lol [Maverick] 
58:00 <tooheys> thats a good one
58:00 <[Maverick]> screwss: did you visit the worlds tallest 2nd hand shoe tower? 
59:00 <tooheys> wb jewely baby :)
59:00 <screwss> nope. saw a lot of shoes though
00:00 <Serenity> fucking cat on my chest
00:00 <screwss> and hair. and suitcases. and toothbrushes, cookware
00:00 <[Maverick]> pussy between your tits 
00:00 <simba> cum
00:00 <Serenity> -.-
00:00 <Jewel> thanks tooheys
00:00 <Jewel> :)
00:00 <screwss> oh you know just stuff that would make a normal peron shudder
01:00 <Serenity> wot
01:00 <bang> screwss u know what im going to do?
01:00 <bang> im going to kill u cunt
01:00 <screwss> ohhkay
01:00 <screwss> and who are you pray tell
02:00 <simba> hes ur dad
02:00 <bang> im going to smash ur head against a brickwall
02:00 <tooheys> that escalated quickly
02:00 <bang> few times like 20 times
02:00 <Picard> wows
02:00 <bang> then im going to rub shit on your face
02:00 <Jewel> kill...sad
02:00 <bang> and stab u with a very big knife
02:00 <TheRiddler> poor panda
03:00 <Jewel> what the hell
03:00 <Jewel> this is sick
03:00 <bang> yeah sick bru
03:00 <TheRiddler> who is bang
03:00 <TheRiddler> oh
03:00 <Jewel> a tool?
03:00 <bang> lol jewel the 35 yr old big bitch of austnet
03:00 <bang> sit on the side fatty
03:00 <TheRiddler> it's gambler
03:00 <screwss> lol
04:00 <screwss> cheers simba 
04:00 <tooheys> what a cocksucker
04:00 <TheRiddler> or was it shads
04:00 <Jewel> im not 35 !
04:00 <simba> yea Jewel is 17
04:00 <[Maverick]> 34.3 
04:00 <Jewel> lol
04:00 <Picard> 45?
04:00 <Student> 34.9
04:00 <Jewel> simba knows 
04:00 <TheRiddler> 13
04:00 <TheRiddler> :p
04:00 <Student> under 10
05:00 <[Maverick]> I should really be finishing off these two tunes... 
05:00 <simba> no i dont
05:00 <Jewel> i wish
05:00 <Jewel> to be young again
06:00 <Serenity> who the fuck was that
06:00 <simba> ur mom
06:00 <TheRiddler> I think it was gambler
06:00 <Jewel> who abuses ppl they dont know
06:00 <Serenity> oh mentalson
06:00 <Jewel> well..
06:00 <Serenity> hes nuts
06:00 <TheRiddler> oh
06:00 <TheRiddler> that guy
06:00 <Jewel> nevermind
06:00 <TheRiddler> yes
06:00 <Serenity> mentalson is gambler
06:00 <simba> hew a jew prince
07:00 <TheRiddler> inbred jew prince
07:00 <Jewel> im a jew el
08:00 <Maurice> STACKS ON
08:00 <Picard> ride baby ride
08:00 <Serenity> oh dear lol
08:00 <screwss> are you really Jewel ?
08:00 <screwss> oh i just read the joke properly
08:00 <screwss> i was like who's el
09:00 <simba> good 1
09:00 <screwss> i was like el from superman
09:00 <faux> i may not be perfect but jesus thinks im 2 die for
09:00 <faux> ty ty
09:00 <Jewel> oh ok
09:00 <milk> why don't you kids go test mummy's diamonds with a hammer
09:00 <screwss> thumbs down
09:00 <faux> i was like 
09:00 <faux> baby baby baby
09:00 <screwss> Serenity: i read up about fight club btw now i understand it a bit better
10:00 <Serenity> (y)
10:00 <faux> lmao
10:00 <screwss> i knew you d be excited
10:00 <faux> who is tyler durden
10:00 <faux> - screwss
10:00 <milk> (.)(.)
10:00 <Serenity> UU
10:00 <screwss> they never explain it in the movie
10:00 <Maurice> ...
10:00 <milk> ||
10:00 <milk> oo
10:00 <screwss> i am tyler durden
10:00 <Serenity> but.. they do
10:00 <Maurice> You'd have to be dead not to know
11:00 <screwss> they dont explain hes depressed and he needs real human connection etc etc
11:00 <faux> sometimes you have to use your brain
11:00 <Serenity> um
11:00 <Maurice> Brad was smoking hot in that movie
11:00 <Serenity> lol
11:00 <simba> i am jacks tingling revenge
11:00 <faux> he has insomnia
11:00 <faux> guacamole
11:00 <Serenity> from what i remember he explains it as the narator
11:00 <Serenity> rr>
11:00 <Serenity> ?
11:00 <milk> wankers need the full extrapolated psychological review
12:00 <screwss> its a deep movie
12:00 <screwss> troll
12:00 <faux> i am jacks medula oblongata 
12:00 <Serenity> i want to motorboat bobs tits
12:00 <Maurice> Lol
12:00 <Maurice> Poor Bob
12:00 <faux> is that the first time youve seen it screwss
12:00 <faux> maybe you should watch it a few more times
12:00 <Maurice> Not for you motorboating, but what happens to him
12:00 <faux> be panda irl
12:00 <Picard> where is panda?
12:00 <TheRiddler> first movie he's ever seen
12:00 <faux> LOL
13:00 <Serenity> yeah :(
13:00 <faux> screwss had to read up on finding nemo
13:00 <Maurice> I want to motorboat Brad Pitts cock with my throat
13:00 <Jewel> docking
13:00 <Serenity> i know i havent seen it for a while
13:00 <Jewel> what the hell....
13:00 <Serenity> but as far as i remember he explains about the meetings
13:00 <Serenity> and why he goes
13:00 <TheRiddler> you want more docking pics Jewel?
13:00 <Serenity> and why he hates that marla is there
13:00 <TheRiddler> maybe move to videos
13:00 <Jewel> you just flooded [Maverick] 
14:00 <[Maverick]> what the fuck happened.. 
14:00 <[Maverick]> OOoOoOo 
14:00 <[Maverick]> I flooded Serenitys knickers 
14:00 <Jewel> lol pics will do
14:00 <Jewel> but
14:00 <Serenity> you sure did
14:00 <Maurice> Shes such an ugly bitch
14:00 <faux> as if
14:00 <faux> shes amaze
14:00 <Jewel> lol yes
14:00 <Jewel> im not in mood for them
14:00 <Serenity> its bellatrix
14:00 <faux> ty
14:00 <Maurice> Shes in Sweeney Toddtoo
14:00 <Maurice> Toddtoo..
14:00 <Maurice> Todd too*
14:00 <Maurice> That was a good movie
14:00 <faux> ur a good movie
14:00 <Maurice> Naww
14:00 <TheRiddler> sif ugly
15:00 <Maurice> I take it you've seen my latest porn release
15:00 <screwss> he desires to be back in touch with his manlyness and becomes obsessed about the tribal idea of humanity
15:00 <faux> yeah i thikn shes beauts
15:00 <screwss> he wants to be a part of a group or.. club.. hence the title
15:00 <faux> ty wiki
15:00 <Maurice> I think we should go back and start with Lion King
15:00 <Maurice> See if he can understand that first
15:00 <Jewel> thanks tho TheRiddler
15:00 <TheRiddler> lol
15:00 <TheRiddler> np
15:00 <[Maverick]> or screwss in The Lying King
16:00 <tooheys> imagine seeing a slow motion HD quality docking video... i reckon id be sick
16:00 <faux> lol tooheys
16:00 <TheRiddler> he's another saemon
16:00 <Serenity> find me one tooheys
16:00 <Serenity> right now
16:00 <milk> I liked Suckerpunch
16:00 <tooheys> lol no thanks Serenity 
16:00 <TheRiddler> did you see the pics btw faux
16:00 <faux> yes ty TheRiddler
16:00 <TheRiddler> lol
16:00 <faux> you special person
16:00 <faux> lol
16:00 <TheRiddler> np
16:00 <[Maverick]> Suckerpunch didn't really deliver... 
16:00 <Jewel> lol tooheys
16:00 <[Maverick]> or I missed... the punchline 
17:00 <Serenity> ill deliver
17:00 <TheRiddler> de-liver
17:00 <[Maverick]> :o
17:00 <Jewel> you should try it tooheys
17:00 <tooheys> Jewel, try doing it?
17:00 <Jewel> yes
17:00 <[Maverick]> SPACEEE DOCKINGGG 
17:00 <[Maverick]> ACROSS THE UNIVERSEEEEE
17:00 <Jewel> space docking lol
17:00 <milk> sickos
17:00 <tooheys> would you watch?
18:00 <faux> http://tube.asexstories.com/foreskin/foreskin-cum/docking-and-cumming-into-foreskin-video2206630.php
18:00 <Serenity> cake fart
18:00 <milk> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sucker_Punch_%282011_film%29
18:00 <faux> they sound like grizzly bears
18:00 <Serenity> i think jewel would like cake farts
18:00 <Jewel> tooheys yes i would
18:00 <faux> lol foreskin cum
18:00 <Jewel> Serenity no thanks
18:00 <[Maverick]> fucking cake farts
18:00 <Jewel> grossss
18:00 <Jewel> i dont evenwant to know what that is
18:00 <faux> this video is so not hit
18:00 <faux> hot
18:00 <faux> im about to vom
18:00 <tooheys> yeah i dont think im gonna click on it
18:00 <TheRiddler> lol
18:00 <faux> hes cumming clag glue
19:00 <tooheys> pffft already
19:00 <Jewel> tooheys dont
19:00 <Jewel> im not
19:00 <tooheys> u only just started watching it
19:00 <TheRiddler> I'll find a better 1 soon
19:00 <Serenity> http://www.mikeisgod.com/videos/cake-farts
19:00 <Serenity> some classic internet for you
19:00 <faux> its only 1:45 tooheys
19:00 <TheRiddler> no thanks
19:00 <faux> not a whole documentary on cocks
19:00 <tooheys> pffft who blows their load in 1:45
19:00 <TheRiddler> dockers
19:00 <[Maverick]> me 
19:00 <tooheys> LOL TheRiddler 
19:00 <faux> lololol
20:00 <Jewel> im stiking to docking
20:00 <TheRiddler> see what I did there
20:00 <[Maverick]> personal best
20:00 <ShadowLurker> how many times can you blow tho
20:00 <[Maverick]> lots 
20:00 <[Maverick]> pew pew pew 
20:00 <faux> partay is off to test it out
20:00 <Serenity> [Maverick] can cum in about 1:02..
20:00 <ShadowLurker> lol
21:00 <[Maverick]> HAHAHA 
21:00 <ShadowLurker> serenity knows
21:00 <tooheys> any guy could if they wanted to
21:00 <ShadowLurker> :)
21:00 <Serenity> lolfaux that video
21:00 <Serenity> HNGGGGAAARR
21:00 <Serenity> far out
22:00 <Picard> Bastardly_One is [email protected] 
22:00 <tooheys> i would last 1:02 milliseconds if jewel was watching me
22:00 <ShadowLurker> fuck off picard
22:00 <Serenity> good headjobs dont last that long
22:00 <Picard> bullshit Serenity
22:00 <Jewel> lol tooheys, lets go
22:00 <ShadowLurker> its true
22:00 <beehhh> all chinese bastards are want to take over australia
22:00 <Serenity> i said good headjobs not slapping your slug into a jar full of gelatin
22:00 <Maurice> Rofl
22:00 <tooheys> Jewel, ok :)
22:00 <Picard> lol
23:00 <TheRiddler> lmao
23:00 <TheRiddler> ouch
23:00 <ShadowLurker> oh god the retards are in
23:00 <Jewel> woot :)
23:00 <Picard> takes me ages to cum from head
23:00 <Serenity> youve never had a good one
23:00 <Maurice> She's doing it wrong
23:00 <screwss> not slapping your slug into a jar full of gelatin
23:00 <ShadowLurker> ur shit picard
23:00 <beehhh> i can say that cause they are communist and shoot their own people
23:00 <Picard> lmfao
23:00 <TheRiddler> also you have problems Picard
23:00 <Picard> ive enjoyed them
23:00 <tooheys> actually can take a long time to cum from head coz most bitches scrape their teeth on your cock
23:00 <Serenity> dunno how many times ive heard
23:00 <Serenity> 'i cant cum from head' or 'i take ages to cum'
23:00 <TheRiddler> you sould ring the hotline
23:00 <Maurice> Or 'just let me put it in, I wont move it'
24:00 <Serenity> and not one of them has never cum or taken ages
24:00 <mrdanger> all chicks think they're good at giving head, in reality men just dont want to deter them by telling them they are shit
24:00 <TheRiddler> mrdanger
24:00 <tooheys> thats right mrdanger 
24:00 <TheRiddler> do you remember tar
24:00 <TheRiddler> a
24:00 <mrdanger> yeah
24:00 <TheRiddler> *tara
24:00 <TheRiddler> from #teens
24:00 <beehhh> lenovos are faster
24:00 <mrdanger> yeah I do
24:00 <faux> teen tara
24:00 <Maurice> Thats porn right there
24:00 <Serenity> i just farted on homer
24:00 <mrdanger> I forgot about teens, but i just had many flashbacks
24:00 <Serenity> hahaha
24:00 <Serenity> CAT FARTS
24:00 <Mew> and kinky kelly
24:00 <TheRiddler> pls tell them about the milk crate
24:00 <Maurice> Lol poor Homer
25:00 <Serenity> kinky kelly and the sexy stud
25:00 <ShadowLurker> Serenity gives such good headjobs when she wraps her lips around [Maverick]'s dick i cum in about 30 seconds
25:00 <beehhh> you guys were bias
25:00 <Serenity> LOL
25:00 <mrdanger> TheRiddler: I have to say I don't recall
25:00 <mrdanger> refresh my memory
25:00 <beehhh> preffered women agaisnt me
26:00 <mrdanger> teens was the best channel on the austnets
26:00 <TheRiddler> she went to a friends 21st a got banged on a milk crate outside the house by a group of guys she thought were friends
26:00 <Jewel> ShadowLurker thanks for the information
26:00 <TheRiddler> *and
26:00 <mrdanger> ahhh, that does ring a bellski
26:00 <Serenity> ash are you sure this wasnt a dream you had
26:00 <Serenity> lol
26:00 <TheRiddler> yes I'm sure
26:00 <Jewel> sounds like a dream
26:00 <TheRiddler> lol
27:00 <mrdanger> not for the milk crate
27:00 <mrdanger> most trying time of its life
27:00 <TheRiddler> lol
27:00 <Serenity> was she hot at least
27:00 <tooheys> i doubt it 
27:00 <tooheys> sluts usually arent
27:00 <Serenity> i dunno
27:00 <Serenity> ive seen some hot sluts
28:00 <Jewel> men are biggest sluts
28:00 <Jewel> and they arent hot
28:00 <Serenity> i love sluts
28:00 <beehhh> bullshit
28:00 <Jewel> yes tooheys is my slut
28:00 <ShadowLurker> sluts?
28:00 <ShadowLurker> where?
28:00 <beehhh> melbourne is full of asian parlors
29:00 <TheRiddler> I think I may have a old picture of her ages ago when dcc was less complicated
29:00 <beehhh> go figure it out
29:00 <ShadowLurker> can we silence beehhh
29:00 <Jewel> over there
29:00 <faux> lmao best status ever
29:00 <faux> The guy next to me on the train is wearing a raincoat and it smells like a mouldy musty cheese foot spore shower stale urine alleyway with a dirty damp sock on top.
29:00 <faux> WHY CANT YOU JUST USE A GOD DAMN UMBRELLA.
29:00 <faux> what chris  and beagle smell like
30:00 <beehhh> get up n run dont think of anything
30:00 <milk> beehhh they work cheap
30:00 <Mew> https://fbcdn-photos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xaf1/t1.0-0/32245_120812157946518_21494_n.jpg
31:00 <beehhh> yeah milk stealing the local hookers job e.g Jewel
31:00 <mrdanger> Three relatives of Pope Francis, two great nephews and their mother, have been killed after their car collided with a truck in Argentina.
31:00 <mrdanger> praise be to god
31:00 <milk> the locals are all on centrelink
31:00 <beehhh> norell
31:00 <Jewel> lol
31:00 <milk> the illegal immigrant asians have to work for half rate
31:00 <Jewel> hey milk stop stealing my work
32:00 <Mew> boy norell
32:00 <mrdanger> hello Wem
32:00 <beehhh> when she was a boy where did u get that Mew
32:00 <beehhh> ur a wonderwoman
32:00 <Mew> Hello regnadrM
32:00 <beehhh> good job dexter
33:00 <mrdanger> Mew: I dont get it
33:00 <milk> there is a whore house in Paris that only employs white women, it's for the top shelf
33:00 <exem> Theeeeee firsssst Norellllll
36:00 <simba> im norrell
36:00 <exem> beehhh: any news for today?
36:00 <milk> norelle williams? 
37:00 <Mew> Norell was badass as a boy
37:00 <beehhh> she refused to sell her/his body i love her everyday
37:00 <milk> how much for?
37:00 <milk> bowl of rice?
37:00 <Mew> is she still your gf?
37:00 <Picard> pedobears need to rest.
38:00 <simba> is that you saying goodnight
38:00 <Picard> yes
38:00 <simba> bye
38:00 <Mew> lol
38:00 <Picard> im going to dream of molesting your arse simba
38:00 <Picard> night sweetie
38:00 <Serenity> o.O
38:00 <Picard> and Serenity molesting my arse with her strapon
38:00 <simba> O_O
38:00 <beehhh> http://oi58.tinypic.com/2psn483.jpg
38:00 <simba> ok go already
39:00 <Mew> awkwardly stands there for 15 mins before exiting
39:00 <Jewel> lol
39:00 <Picard> xoxo simba
39:00 <beehhh> are they the same person Mew?
39:00 <ShadowLurker> yay
39:00 <Mew> Yes
39:00 <Mew> https://fbcdn-photos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xaf1/t1.0-0/32245_120812744613126_2023207_n.jpg
42:00 <exem> is that Norell to the left>
42:00 <exem> ?
42:00 <Jewel> whos norelle
43:00 <Mew> yis
43:00 <Jewel> hmm
45:00 <mrdanger> boredddd
47:00 <TheRiddler> http://motherless.com/g/docking/14275C2
47:00 <TheRiddler> here's a docking vid
47:00 <tooheys> lmao
48:00 <Jewel> i would look.....but i cant
48:00 <milk> are you encouraging lezzies into being your gf by showing them homogay vids?
48:00 <TheRiddler> yes
48:00 <milk> do you know what a gender bender is?
48:00 <tooheys> why cant you jewel?
48:00 <Jewel> im scared
49:00 <TheRiddler> lol
49:00 <TheRiddler> ok
49:00 <milk> a little host with most, a heartless whore works for the law
49:00 <TheRiddler> how about a vid of me :p
49:00 <TheRiddler> I'm not docking tho
49:00 <doctor> milk are you gay?
49:00 <Jewel> ok
49:00 <Jewel> are you doing something normal
49:00 <TheRiddler> .
49:00 <TheRiddler> no
49:00 <Jewel> oh
49:00 <simba> lol
49:00 <TheRiddler> unless you mean masturbating
49:00 <milk> I don't slow down for when I see a guy in a pink shirt crossing the road...
50:00 <simba> with something
50:00 <Jewel> thats normal i guess
50:00 <Jewel> TheRiddler so you could almost be docking
50:00 <TheRiddler> almost
50:00 <doctor> that doesn't answer my question
50:00 <Jewel> hehehe
50:00 <milk> are you asking me if I want a curry sausage?
51:00 <doctor> Nope
51:00 <milk> that's a smoking nope
52:00 <doctor> a smoking nope to my question, or just adding an adjective to my nope?
52:00 <lifestolen> do people die from smoking
53:00 <doctor> yeah, it can hasten your death
54:00 <lifestolen> better smoke more then
54:00 <milk> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9dB_ubVAnGw
54:00 <doctor> lol
54:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Dead Kennedys - I Fought the Law (Jul 8, 2009) 2:23 - Category: Music - 412,759 - 1,876 likes (98.2%), 35 dislikes (1.8%)
56:00 <TheRiddler> there you go Jewel
56:00 <TheRiddler> lol
56:00 <Jewel> i dont know what you are talking about TheRiddler
57:00 <Q{> ya'll kiss my bum
57:00 <Q{> http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/5/5c/Amore_e_Psiche%2CCanova_%281757-1822%29%2C_Retro.JPG
57:00 <gir> No one does
57:00 <Serenity> i dont think TheRiddler knows what hes talking about half the time lol
57:00 <Q{> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Psyche_Revived_by_Cupid's_Kiss
57:00 <gir> Haha
57:00 <TheRiddler> I do
58:00 <TheRiddler> well most of the time
58:00 <TheRiddler> I'm not b1
58:00 <TheRiddler> :p
58:00 <beehhh> sorry to tell you dont wanna get me heartbroken again
58:00 <gir> We did?
58:00 <beehhh> like i said, i'm no match for the rabbit breeders chasing their own dream
59:00 <beehhh> its lie me vs tens of a thousands
59:00 <Jewel> :P
59:00 <Jewel> i agree Serenity..
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