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00:00 <Bastardly_One> what trouble have I got into now?
00:00 <Bastardly_One> oh well, keeps me occupied?
00:00 <NightOwl1> Ha I notice your twin/nemesis is on board, are you 2 speaking again?
00:35 <NightOwl1> Ha I notice your twin/nemesis is on board, are you 2 speaking again?
00:57 <Bastardly_One> no
01:00 <Bastardly_One> no
01:00 <Bastardly_One> and either is her Dom now 
01:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
01:00 <Bastardly_One> Deadly Impression
01:00 <Bastardly_One> apparently I've pissed him off too ... fucked if I know
01:00 <Bastardly_One> he won't tell me either
01:00 <NightOwl1> Dunno him
01:04 <Bastardly_One> and either is her Dom now
01:05 <Bastardly_One> lol
01:15 <Bastardly_One> Deadly Impression
01:26 <Bastardly_One> apparently I've pissed him off too ... fucked if I know
01:32 <Bastardly_One> he won't tell me either
01:36 <NightOwl1> Dunno him
02:00 <Bastardly_One> what is going to be hard though is if I'm Ring Master I am going to have to know who is doing what right?
02:00 <Bastardly_One> what is going to be hard though is if I'm  Ring Master I am going to have to know who is doing what right?
02:00 <Bastardly_One> well, she has me on reverse ignore
02:00 <Bastardly_One> how the fuck is that gonna work?
02:00 <NightOwl1> Wtf is that LOL
02:00 <Bastardly_One> you can reverse ignore people
02:00 <Bastardly_One> they can see your nick but not your posts
02:08 <Bastardly_One> well, she has me on reverse ignore
02:22 <Bastardly_One> how the fuck is that gonna work?
02:30 <NightOwl1> Wtf is that LOL
02:38 <Bastardly_One> you can reverse ignore people
02:45 <Bastardly_One> they can see your nick but not your posts
03:00 <Bastardly_One> and you can't see them like a normal ignore 
03:00 <Bastardly_One> so a reverse ignore is adding that they can't see your posts 
03:00 <Bastardly_One> I guess 
03:01 <Bastardly_One> and you can't see them like a normal ignore
03:19 <Bastardly_One> so a reverse ignore is adding that they can't see your posts
03:22 <Bastardly_One> I guess
03:43 Nick: xm is now known as WhyAreAllTheDJsSkinny
03:49 <NightOwl1> I see
04:00 <NightOwl1> I see
04:50 <slinky_J> far out
05:00 <slinky_J> this The Dilemma has pulled emotion strings inside me!
05:00 <slinky_J> far out
05:00 <slinky_J> this The Dilemma has pulled emotion strings inside me!
05:00 <slinky_J> hahaha
05:00 <slinky_J> this is why i dont like relationships.
05:00 <slinky_J> im always sleepin with some guy on the side and cant tell my gf, its fucked xD
05:03 <slinky_J> hahaha
05:16 <slinky_J> this is why i dont like relationships.
05:37 <slinky_J> im always sleepin with some guy on the side and cant tell my gf, its fucked xD
06:00 <Kynetic> gotta have ur bit on the side
06:00 <Bastardly_One> WhyAreAllTheDJsSkinny, meth
06:00 <Bastardly_One> NightOwl, this is gonna be messy
06:14 <Kynetic> gotta have ur bit on the side
06:23 <Bastardly_One> WhyAreAllTheDJsSkinny, meth
06:39 <Bastardly_One> NightOwl, this is gonna be messy
06:52 <Bastardly_One> I've three subs and two Dommes that wanna do shit
06:58 <Bastardly_One> and the twin on rev iggy
07:00 <Bastardly_One> I've three subs and two Dommes that wanna do shit 
07:00 <Bastardly_One> and the twin on rev iggy
07:00 <Bastardly_One> argh! *lol*
07:00 <slinky_J> lol Kynetic
07:00 <Bastardly_One> why do I do this? 
07:00 <NightOwl1> Make sure you put down a drop sheet
07:00 <Bastardly_One> lol touche
07:00 <Kynetic> Bastardly_One: meth.
07:00 <NightOwl1> You love the pain
07:00 <slinky_J> lol@paris hilton and her singing career that's going nowhere with her nowhere dj career
07:07 <Bastardly_One> argh! *lol*
07:19 <slinky_J> lol Kynetic
07:21 <Bastardly_One> why do I do this?
07:21 <NightOwl1> Make sure you put down a drop sheet
07:32 <Bastardly_One> lol touche
07:34 <Kynetic> Bastardly_One: meth.
07:39 <NightOwl1> You love the pain
07:40 <slinky_J> lol@paris hilton and her singing career that's going nowhere with her nowhere dj career
07:54 <Kynetic> even her sex tape was shit
08:00 <slinky_J> haha it was so bad
08:00 <Kynetic> even her sex tape was shit
08:00 <slinky_J> haha it was so bad
08:00 <slinky_J> she's no Mia Malkova
08:00 <Bastardly_One> NightOwl, I do seem to enjoy the torture eh?
08:09 <slinky_J> she's no Mia Malkova
08:26 <Bastardly_One> NightOwl, I do seem to enjoy the torture eh?
08:49 <Bastardly_One> maybe thats NHBs issue
08:53 <slinky_J> this my tattoo addiction show on abc2 is the best out of all the tat shows
08:57 <Bastardly_One> I can't even pick a good fight there at the moment
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09:00 <Bastardly_One> maybe thats NHBs issue
09:00 <slinky_J> this my tattoo addiction show on abc2 is the best out of all the tat shows
09:00 <Bastardly_One> I can't even pick a good fight there at the moment
09:00 <NightOwl1> At least you're consistent!
09:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
09:00 <Bastardly_One> I wonder if I'll ever learn?
09:00 <NightOwl1> Ehhh
09:00 <slinky_J> uno b1
09:00 <slinky_J> u look like a tattoo artist
09:00 <NightOwl1> I doubt it.
09:00 <slinky_J> if i had to guess what you did
09:09 <NightOwl1> At least you're consistent!
09:19 <Bastardly_One> lol
09:27 <Bastardly_One> I wonder if I'll ever learn?
09:34 <NightOwl1> Ehhh
09:35 <slinky_J> uno b1
09:42 <slinky_J> u look like a tattoo artist
09:43 <NightOwl1> I doubt it.
09:47 <slinky_J> if i had to guess what you did
09:59 <slinky_J> n saw the pic i saw i reckon that suits u ey
10:00 <slinky_J> n saw the pic i saw i reckon that suits u ey
10:00 <slinky_J> :P
10:00 <slinky_J> so can i get my next tat free?
10:10 <slinky_J> :P
10:22 <slinky_J> so can i get my next tat free?
12:00 <ShadowLurker> boobs cunts
12:18 <ShadowLurker> boobs cunts
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13:00 <Mew> what are u gonna get next? treble clef?
13:00 <Bastardly_One> lol Mew
13:00 <Bastardly_One> I was gonna be nasty
13:00 <Bastardly_One> but I got distracted
13:06 <Mew> what are u gonna get next? treble clef?
13:34 <Bastardly_One> lol Mew
13:39 <Bastardly_One> I was gonna be nasty
13:43 <Bastardly_One> but I got distracted
13:58 <Bastardly_One> I like his artwork ... just not what it is
14:00 <Bastardly_One> I like his artwork ... just not what it is 
14:00 <slinky_J> no mew, hows that funny
14:00 <slinky_J> :P
14:00 <Mew> it would just fit in with the theme
14:15 <slinky_J> no mew, hows that funny
14:21 <slinky_J> :P
14:39 <Mew> it would just fit in with the theme
15:00 <Mew> a southern cross would work too
15:00 <slinky_J> it'd need significant meaning 
15:00 <slinky_J> to have one as a piece
15:00 <slinky_J> every one i have has a meaning
15:00 <Mew> music is life mang
15:00 <slinky_J> its mostly why ppl get tattoos
15:07 <Mew> a southern cross would work too
15:14 <slinky_J> it'd need significant meaning
15:19 <slinky_J> to have one as a piece
15:28 <slinky_J> every one i have has a meaning
15:31 <Mew> music is life mang
15:38 <slinky_J> its mostly why ppl get tattoos
16:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm getting CUNT tattooed across my forehead
16:44 <Bastardly_One> I'm getting CUNT tattooed across my forehead
17:00 <Bastardly_One> oh, did you see Ghosts of the Civil Dead yet?
17:00 <Bastardly_One> they tattoo fish n chips on one guy's forehead
17:00 <slinky_J> nup got it tho
17:00 <Bastardly_One> that just reminded me
17:00 <slinky_J> lol
17:01 <Bastardly_One> oh, did you see Ghosts of the Civil Dead yet?
17:14 <Bastardly_One> they tattoo fish n chips on one guy's forehead
17:16 <slinky_J> nup got it tho
17:22 <Bastardly_One> that just reminded me
17:23 <slinky_J> lol
20:54 Nick: WhyAreAllTheDJsSkinny is now known as danny
21:18 Quit: HoneyGirl ([email protected]) Quit: Leaving...
28:00 <Bastardly_One> damn quiet
28:28 <Bastardly_One> damn quiet
29:06 Quit: NightOwl1 ([email protected]) Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client
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31:00 <slinky_J> haha nbc host stuffs up after talking about israel "We'll have this and more on Morning Jew ... Joe."
31:28 <slinky_J> haha nbc host stuffs up after talking about israel "We'll have this and more on Morning Jew ... Joe."
32:00 <slinky_J> great thai movie on tonight b1
32:00 <slinky_J> american remake is shit
32:00 <slinky_J> 13
32:01 Nick: danny is now known as xm
32:08 <slinky_J> great thai movie on tonight b1
32:13 <slinky_J> american remake is shit
32:16 <slinky_J> 13
33:49 <milk> kickerboxer -van damm
34:00 <milk> kickerboxer -van damm
34:52 <Saemon> what channel slinky_J?
34:55 <Bastardly_One> SBS?
34:59 <slinky_J> yup
34:59 <Saemon> is it about muay thai?
35:00 <Saemon> what channel slinky_J?
35:00 <Bastardly_One> SBS?
35:00 <slinky_J> yup
35:00 <Saemon> is it about muay thai?
35:00 <slinky_J> no
35:00 <Bastardly_One> I assume
35:00 <Bastardly_One> time?
35:00 <Bastardly_One> My brain might not want a movie yet 
35:02 <slinky_J> no
35:05 <Bastardly_One> I assume
35:08 <Bastardly_One> time?
35:37 <Bastardly_One> My brain might not want a movie yet
35:48 <slinky_J> a man gets involved in a deadly reality game in which he must accomplish 13 tasks increasingly bizarre and violent tasks. With prize money of 100 million baht he has to win all 13 games.
36:00 <slinky_J> a man gets involved in a deadly reality game in which he must accomplish 13 tasks increasingly bizarre and violent tasks. With prize money of 100 million baht he has to win all 13 games.
36:00 <slinky_J> yer i cant decide what to do right now
36:00 <Saemon> diary of a nymphomaniac was on before it
36:00 <Saemon> lol
36:00 <Saemon> my life story
36:00 <slinky_J> still on
36:02 <slinky_J> yer i cant decide what to do right now
36:19 <Saemon> diary of a nymphomaniac was on before it
36:20 <Saemon> lol
36:26 <Saemon> my life story
36:30 <slinky_J> still on
37:00 <Saemon> "a tale of a promiscuous young woman whose only way to satisfy her knawing sex addiction is to enter the seedy world of prostitution"
37:00 <Saemon> wow
37:30 <Saemon> "a tale of a promiscuous young woman whose only way to satisfy her knawing sex addiction is to enter the seedy world of prostitution"
37:31 <Saemon> wow
37:57 <Saemon> she should know that most of the time, prostitutes dont actually get sexually satisfied during their working sessions
38:00 <Saemon> she should know that most of the time, prostitutes dont actually get sexually satisfied during their working sessions
38:00 <slinky_J> nah look up surfer girl
38:00 <Saemon> its all about the client
38:00 <slinky_J> based on real life prostitute
38:00 <slinky_J> in sth america
38:00 <slinky_J> fkn best one 
38:00 <Saemon> unless he's a nice guy and wants to please her
38:00 <Saemon> ahh yeap ive seen an ep of that
38:00 <Saemon> also on sbs
38:03 <slinky_J> nah look up surfer girl
38:10 <Saemon> its all about the client
38:11 <slinky_J> based on real life prostitute
38:16 <slinky_J> in sth america
38:24 <slinky_J> fkn best one
38:26 <Saemon> unless he's a nice guy and wants to please her
38:36 <Saemon> ahh yeap ive seen an ep of that
38:39 <Saemon> also on sbs
40:59 <Saemon> https://au.news.yahoo.com/world/a/24607504/see-through-mice/
41:00 <Bastardly_One> it
41:00 <Saemon> https://au.news.yahoo.com/world/a/24607504/see-through-mice/
41:00 <Bastardly_One> it
41:00 <Bastardly_One> is
41:00 <Bastardly_One> fucking
41:00 <Bastardly_One> cold
41:00 <Saemon> wtf are we doin with mother natures creations D:
41:00 <Saemon> one day man is goin to be punished for playing God with life on  earth
41:00 <Bastardly_One> this movie is so bad 
41:01 <Bastardly_One> is
41:03 <Bastardly_One> fucking
41:05 <Bastardly_One> cold
41:16 <Saemon> wtf are we doin with mother natures creations D:
41:34 <Saemon> one day man is goin to be punished for playing God with life on earth
41:43 Quit: Mew ([email protected]) Quit: Bye
41:47 <Bastardly_One> this movie is so bad
42:00 <Bastardly_One> my motherfuckin' MONAY!
42:00 <Bastardly_One> my motherfuckin' MONAY!
42:00 <Bastardly_One> (money)
42:00 <Bastardly_One> was so bad I should say 
42:00 <Bastardly_One> just finished it 
42:00 <Bastardly_One> Mick Foley was in it 
42:00 <milk> what about the Invention of Self?
42:05 <Bastardly_One> (money)
42:17 * Saemon comic book buy voice "Worst movie ever.
42:19 <Bastardly_One> was so bad I should say
42:22 <Bastardly_One> just finished it
42:28 <Bastardly_One> Mick Foley was in it
42:32 <milk> what about the Invention of Self?
42:59 <Saemon> the heck
43:00 <Saemon> the heck
43:00 <Saemon> wat movie is this?
43:00 <Saemon> lol who likes 'Regular show'?
43:00 <Saemon> its so funny
43:05 <Saemon> wat movie is this?
43:26 <Saemon> lol who likes 'Regular show'?
43:31 <Saemon> its so funny
44:00 <Saemon> yo yo yo i like this show, you should all know, if u dont agree then you can all blow" (mordecai and rigby rap style)
44:00 <Saemon> OOOOOoohhhh!
44:00 <Bastardly_One> Big Money Hustla
44:30 <Saemon> yo yo yo i like this show, you should all know, if u dont agree then you can all blow" (mordecai and rigby rap style)
44:43 <Saemon> OOOOOoohhhh!
44:45 <Bastardly_One> Big Money Hustla
45:00 <Saemon> downloading adventure time as well
45:00 <slinky_J> we've been playing god for thousands of years
45:00 <slinky_J> word
45:00 <Saemon> true slinky_J, but not to this extent
45:00 <slinky_J> adventure time and regular show <3
45:20 <Saemon> downloading adventure time as well
45:23 <slinky_J> we've been playing god for thousands of years
45:28 <slinky_J> word
45:42 <Saemon> true slinky_J, but not to this extent
45:43 <slinky_J> adventure time and regular show <3
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45:56 <Saemon> lol slinky_J u a fan as well?
46:00 <Saemon> lol slinky_J u a fan as well?
46:00 <Saemon> OOOOOoohhhh!
46:00 <slinky_J> yer
46:00 <Saemon> yeaaaaayy
46:00 <slinky_J> MORDECAI AND THE RIGBYS!
46:00 <slinky_J> lol
46:00 <Saemon> ah i havent seen that ep yet
46:00 <slinky_J> i love how anytime in the bedroom that t shirt is in the closet
46:00 <Saemon> season 2 right?
46:00 <slinky_J> i watch on tv so i really dont know
46:00 <Saemon> i lol'd alot at the fact that rigby is the older bro
46:01 <Saemon> OOOOOoohhhh!
46:01 <slinky_J> yer
46:04 <Saemon> yeaaaaayy
46:10 <slinky_J> MORDECAI AND THE RIGBYS!
46:11 <slinky_J> lol
46:20 <Saemon> ah i havent seen that ep yet
46:24 <slinky_J> i love how anytime in the bedroom that t shirt is in the closet
46:24 <Saemon> season 2 right?
46:41 <slinky_J> i watch on tv so i really dont know
46:47 <Saemon> i lol'd alot at the fact that rigby is the older bro
46:51 <Saemon> when i saw his brother
46:55 <slinky_J> i only found out which was the first AT episode because i downloaded season 1
47:00 <slinky_J> and it happens to be my fav episode
47:00 <Saemon> when i saw his brother
47:00 <slinky_J> i only found out which was the first AT episode because i downloaded season 1
47:00 <slinky_J> and it happens to be my fav episode
47:00 <slinky_J> lol
47:00 <Saemon> wats an AT episode?
47:00 <slinky_J> adventure time
47:00 <slinky_J> xD
47:00 <Saemon> ah
47:01 <slinky_J> lol
47:27 <Saemon> wats an AT episode?
47:32 <slinky_J> adventure time
47:36 <slinky_J> xD
47:46 <Saemon> ah
47:54 <Saemon> i saw bits n peices of it on tv
48:00 <Saemon> i saw bits n peices of it on tv 
48:00 <Saemon> never cared for it
48:00 <slinky_J> scientists have found a way to predict with a certainty of ninety percent if a person is prone to suicidal thoughts
48:00 <slinky_J> with a blood test, though the test is years away
48:00 <slinky_J> i <3 THE FEED
48:05 <Saemon> never cared for it
48:29 <slinky_J> scientists have found a way to predict with a certainty of ninety percent if a person is prone to suicidal thoughts
48:41 <slinky_J> with a blood test, though the test is years away
48:46 <slinky_J> i <3 THE FEED
48:53 <Saemon> then one day i decided to give it a go n watched it and now im hooked
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49:00 <Saemon> then one day i decided to give it a go n watched it and now im hooked
49:00 <slinky_J> yea both of those shows AT and regular show freaked me out at first
49:00 <slinky_J> and regular show still kinda does
49:00 <Saemon> lol how so?
49:00 <Bastardly_One> regular show is too hit and miss
49:00 <slinky_J> the way characters are drawn
49:00 <Saemon> its such a random n weird universe
49:00 <slinky_J> i like AT way more
49:10 <slinky_J> yea both of those shows AT and regular show freaked me out at first
49:15 <slinky_J> and regular show still kinda does
49:20 <Saemon> lol how so?
49:27 <Bastardly_One> regular show is too hit and miss
49:29 <slinky_J> the way characters are drawn
49:40 <Saemon> its such a random n weird universe
49:47 <slinky_J> i like AT way more
49:50 <Saemon> theres no logic to it
50:00 <Saemon> theres no logic to it
50:00 <Saemon> a walking talkin bubble gum machine
50:00 <slinky_J> like ours
50:00 <Saemon> a ghost thingy
50:00 <slinky_J> it's entropic
50:00 <Saemon> living amongst everyday humans
50:04 <Saemon> a walking talkin bubble gum machine
50:06 <slinky_J> like ours
50:10 <Saemon> a ghost thingy
50:10 <slinky_J> it's entropic
50:22 <Saemon> living amongst everyday humans
51:00 <slinky_J> haha
51:00 <slinky_J> yeah but that's been going on since Porky Pig 
51:00 <British^Meat> fuck me blackyfellah, u been chattin all day again?
51:08 <slinky_J> haha
51:16 Nick: BMW is now known as British^Meat
51:35 <slinky_J> yeah but that's been going on since Porky Pig
51:40 <British^Meat> fuck me blackyfellah, u been chattin all day again?
51:48 <British^Meat> u ever gonna cut the irc cord?
51:54 <slinky_J> no i havent
51:58 Part: xm ([email protected]) from #melbourne (Leaving)
52:00 <British^Meat> u ever gonna cut the irc cord?
52:00 <slinky_J> no i havent
52:00 <slinky_J> thx for asking
52:07 Quit: Lish ([email protected]) Quit: Colloquy for iPad - http://colloquy.mobi
52:12 <slinky_J> thx for asking
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56:07 Quit: Johnny ([email protected]) Quit:
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58:00 <Bastardly_One> he's said fuck all 
58:36 <Bastardly_One> he's said fuck all
58:48 <Bastardly_One> this is getting boring even to me British^Meat
58:50 <Bastardly_One> just sayin'
59:00 <Bastardly_One> this is getting boring even to me British^Meat
59:00 <Bastardly_One> just sayin'
59:00 <British^Meat> wah
59:00 <beehhh> soon im gonna disc my irc internet cause i have the cable but irc not allowed with it
59:09 <British^Meat> wah
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59:47 <beehhh> soon im gonna disc my irc internet cause i have the cable but irc not allowed with it
00:00 <milk> that's pretty shitty
00:00 <beehhh> i need to pass all of my units
00:00 <Bastardly_One> eellent
00:00 <Bastardly_One> excellent 
00:00 <Bastardly_One> we can't wait 
00:00 <Bastardly_One> when does this happen?
00:13 <milk> that's pretty shitty
00:28 <beehhh> i need to pass all of my units
00:29 <Bastardly_One> eellent
00:35 <Bastardly_One> excellent
00:37 <Bastardly_One> we can't wait
00:42 <Bastardly_One> when does this happen?
00:50 <beehhh> Bastardly_One take a chillpill
00:52 <Bastardly_One> we'll count the days
01:00 <beehhh> Bastardly_One take a chillpill
01:00 <Bastardly_One> we'll count the days
01:00 <beehhh> you suppose say i'm out of touch with reality
01:18 <beehhh> you suppose say i'm out of touch with reality
02:00 <beehhh> now bring the surrogate extented family to the country and the mental kids those are suicidal from the boat
02:00 <beehhh> canada is where i could take a move
02:16 <beehhh> now bring the surrogate extented family to the country and the mental kids those are suicidal from the boat
02:30 <beehhh> canada is where i could take a move
03:00 <doctor> i have no idea what reality is so im not qualified to say
03:00 <doctor> i have no idea what reality is so im not qualified to say
03:00 <beehhh> reality is ralf harris applying for another appeal apprently
03:31 <beehhh> reality is ralf harris applying for another appeal apprently
03:48 <beehhh> rofl
04:00 <beehhh> rofl
04:00 <doctor> should make a reality tv show out of it
04:15 <doctor> should make a reality tv show out of it
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04:56 <beehhh> well i will miss you all during few months but for a good cause to pass al my final year units
05:00 <beehhh> well i will miss you all during few months but for a good cause to pass al my final year units
05:00 <Saemon> rolf harris's prison sentence is a fucken joke
05:00 <British^Meat> was one of the english?
05:00 <milk> beehhh have you been interviewed for course satisfaction?
05:35 <Saemon> rolf harris's prison sentence is a fucken joke
05:36 <British^Meat> was one of the english?
05:44 <milk> beehhh have you been interviewed for course satisfaction?
05:59 <Saemon> he is staying in a luxerious minimum security prison
06:00 <Saemon> he is staying in a luxerious minimum security prison
06:00 <beehhh> im already on a condition
06:00 <Saemon> no wait, i wont call it prison
06:00 <Saemon> i would call it a 'resort'
06:00 <beehhh> br cum dripping out on the table from wet tissue
06:01 <beehhh> im already on a condition
06:06 <Saemon> no wait, i wont call it prison
06:15 <Saemon> i would call it a 'resort'
06:34 <beehhh> br cum dripping out on the table from wet tissue
07:00 <Saemon> he gets his meals prepared for him, his laundry done, regular health check ups by 'resort' doctors, no requirement to do any labor
07:00 <Saemon> his stay there is basically one big rec time
07:10 <Saemon> he gets his meals prepared for him, his laundry done, regular health check ups by 'resort' doctors, no requirement to do any labor
07:24 <Saemon> his stay there is basically one big rec time
08:00 <Saemon> i mean, fair enough, u cant expect to throw a 85 yr old dude into the prison Gen pop
08:00 <Saemon> he would get slaughtered
08:00 <Saemon> but still
08:19 <Saemon> i mean, fair enough, u cant expect to throw a 85 yr old dude into the prison Gen pop
08:26 <Saemon> he would get slaughtered
08:28 <Saemon> but still
09:00 <Saemon> punishment needs to BE some sort of thing that at least resembles punishment
09:00 <milk> justice?
09:00 <beehhh> my life is fkd up like a tool
09:00 <beehhh> milk your cousin nearly missed a shrapnol attack in israel
09:02 <Saemon> punishment needs to BE some sort of thing that at least resembles punishment
09:11 <milk> justice?
09:26 <beehhh> my life is fkd up like a tool
09:45 <beehhh> milk your cousin nearly missed a shrapnol attack in israel
10:00 <British^Meat> he's an old fart though Saemon
10:29 <British^Meat> he's an old fart though Saemon
10:50 <British^Meat> even if he murdered someone he'd still have a sorta cushy live in pris
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11:00 <British^Meat> even if he murdered someone he'd still have a sorta cushy live in pris
11:00 <British^Meat> he wont come out alive, so its all goo
11:00 <British^Meat> d
11:00 <slinky_J> i dunno about this rolf harris thing
11:00 <doctor> i don't see why they haven't started executing criminals yet. especially high profile criminals like that
11:00 <British^Meat> your family friend
11:00 <beehhh> the women*
11:05 <British^Meat> he wont come out alive, so its all goo
11:06 <British^Meat> d
11:14 <slinky_J> i dunno about this rolf harris thing
11:31 <doctor> i don't see why they haven't started executing criminals yet. especially high profile criminals like that
11:34 <British^Meat> your family friend
11:37 <beehhh> the women*
11:58 <beehhh> rolf harris is a jolly good fellow
12:00 <beehhh> rolf harris is a jolly good fellow
12:00 <British^Meat> execute rolf?
12:00 <British^Meat> dudes a dead duck waitin anyways
12:00 <beehhh> hes talking figuratively
12:08 <British^Meat> execute rolf?
12:26 <British^Meat> dudes a dead duck waitin anyways
12:45 <beehhh> hes talking figuratively
12:52 <British^Meat> i doubt he's having a whale of a time Saemon
13:00 <Saemon> yeah, he's already 85. killing him isnt justice, wouldnt benefit anything
13:00 <British^Meat> i doubt he's having a whale of a time Saemon
13:00 <Saemon> yeah, he's already 85. killing him isnt justice, wouldnt benefit anything
13:00 <Saemon> what would be better, and be true justice
13:00 <British^Meat> A LOT of people grew up with him
13:00 <beehhh> today i went to my housing department and find out all women are working hardly any man
13:00 <Saemon> is to award his massed fortunes accumulated through years of showbusiness
13:00 <Saemon> to his victims
13:00 <British^Meat> only to find out he's a dirty fucker
13:00 <Saemon> as compensation
13:00 <Saemon> now that is what should be done
13:00 <British^Meat> i bet the screws give him heaps, i know i would
13:00 <beehhh> australia n thailand controlled by women
13:13 <Saemon> what would be better, and be true justice
13:26 <British^Meat> A LOT of people grew up with him
13:28 <beehhh> today i went to my housing department and find out all women are working hardly any man
13:30 <Saemon> is to award his massed fortunes accumulated through years of showbusiness
13:33 <Saemon> to his victims
13:37 <British^Meat> only to find out he's a dirty fucker
13:38 <Saemon> as compensation
13:45 <Saemon> now that is what should be done
13:45 <British^Meat> i bet the screws give him heaps, i know i would
13:47 <beehhh> australia n thailand controlled by women
13:48 <doctor> i dont care either way but judging by the way people react, they have a thirst for blood and I don't see why they wouldn't use him as a scapegoat
14:00 <British^Meat> theyd feel betrayed
14:00 <doctor> i dont care either way but judging by the way people react, they have a thirst for blood and I don't see why they wouldn't use him as a scapegoat
14:00 <British^Meat> theyd feel betrayed
14:00 <slinky_J> yer
14:00 <beehhh> irish are good people i cant stand briton cunts
14:00 <milk> it would be easier to judge with hindsight
14:00 <slinky_J> it's like a family of a murder victim
14:00 <beehhh> too much self pride n scottish
14:00 <slinky_J> wanting so bad for the killer to be caught
14:15 <slinky_J> yer
14:24 <beehhh> irish are good people i cant stand briton cunts
14:25 <milk> it would be easier to judge with hindsight
14:39 <slinky_J> it's like a family of a murder victim
14:40 <beehhh> too much self pride n scottish
14:45 <slinky_J> wanting so bad for the killer to be caught
14:50 <slinky_J> they'll take the first person
15:00 <slinky_J> they'll take the first person
15:00 <beehhh> irish folks know how to make you laugh during a drink
15:00 <Saemon> i still cant believe rolph harris was the dude who created
15:00 <slinky_J> pedophilia is really the only taboo we will never accept huh
15:00 <Saemon> tie me kangaroo down sport
15:00 <British^Meat> u idiot
15:00 <beehhh> newfoundland is closer to ireland
15:05 <beehhh> irish folks know how to make you laugh during a drink
15:24 <Saemon> i still cant believe rolph harris was the dude who created
15:30 <slinky_J> pedophilia is really the only taboo we will never accept huh
15:30 <Saemon> tie me kangaroo down sport
15:40 <British^Meat> u idiot
15:45 <beehhh> newfoundland is closer to ireland
15:56 <British^Meat> im not sure he created it, i think he just made it popular
16:00 <British^Meat> im not sure he created it, i think he just made it popular
16:00 <Saemon> oh
16:00 <beehhh> early bushfire season in brisbane
16:00 <doctor> fucking 13 year olds wasn't always illegal untill i think few hundred years a go
16:00 <Bastardly_One> 3 little boys
16:00 <Bastardly_One> :/
16:00 <slinky_J> hahaha in wolf creek 2 they sing that song Saemon
16:01 <Saemon> oh
16:12 <beehhh> early bushfire season in brisbane
16:24 <doctor> fucking 13 year olds wasn't always illegal untill i think few hundred years a go
16:27 <Bastardly_One> 3 little boys
16:30 <Bastardly_One> :/
16:47 <slinky_J> hahaha in wolf creek 2 they sing that song Saemon
16:52 <Saemon> lol true
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16:56 <slinky_J> oh what a good scene
16:59 <Saemon> wolf creek 2 sucks though
17:00 <Saemon> lol true
17:00 <slinky_J> oh what a good scene
17:00 <Saemon> wolf creek 2 sucks though
17:00 <slinky_J> that's why it's good
17:00 <Saemon> it became all racist like
17:00 <beehhh> http://www.theage.com.au/victoria/ice-worth-130-million-seized-from-melbourne-apartment-20140730-zyhkb.html
17:00 <slinky_J> it's so bad it's good
17:00 <Saemon> so at the end of the day, that bad guy just does what he does because he hates foreigners
17:00 <British^Meat> "Tie Me Kangaroo Down, Sport" is a song written by Australian singer Rolf Harris in 1957 which became a hit across the world in the 1960s...
17:00 <Saemon> thats lame
17:00 <British^Meat> well bugger me
17:00 <British^Meat> not literally thanks rolf :)
17:00 <slinky_J> i liked that it expands on the first film
17:00 <beehhh> ‘‘Crystal methylamphetamine is a nasty, insidious drug and it’s considered the most dangerous illicit drug market in operation today,’’
17:06 <slinky_J> that's why it's good
17:06 <Saemon> it became all racist like
17:08 <beehhh> http://www.theage.com.au/victoria/ice-worth-130-million-seized-from-melbourne-apartment-20140730-zyhkb.html
17:10 <slinky_J> it's so bad it's good
17:23 <Saemon> so at the end of the day, that bad guy just does what he does because he hates foreigners
17:25 <British^Meat> "Tie Me Kangaroo Down, Sport" is a song written by Australian singer Rolf Harris in 1957 which became a hit across the world in the 1960s...
17:26 <Saemon> thats lame
17:28 <British^Meat> well bugger me
17:33 <British^Meat> not literally thanks rolf :)
17:33 <slinky_J> i liked that it expands on the first film
17:43 <beehhh> ‘‘Crystal methylamphetamine is a nasty, insidious drug and it’s considered the most dangerous illicit drug market in operation today,’’
17:57 <Saemon> yeah but the whole entire first scene with those 2 cops
17:59 <slinky_J> he's a serial killer it's who he is, it's just that's his excuse
18:00 <Saemon> yeah but the whole entire first scene with those 2 cops
18:00 <slinky_J> he's a serial killer it's who he is, it's just that's his excuse
18:00 <Saemon> tried too hard
18:00 <slinky_J> that was kind've the point
18:00 <Saemon> felt like the director was trying to pull of a tarintino-esque style
18:00 <slinky_J> it took cliches and played with them 
18:00 <Saemon> but failed
18:00 <slinky_J> i didnt get that vibe
18:01 <Saemon> tried too hard
18:07 <slinky_J> that was kind've the point
18:29 <Saemon> felt like the director was trying to pull of a tarintino-esque style
18:32 <slinky_J> it took cliches and played with them
18:34 <Saemon> but failed
18:47 <slinky_J> i didnt get that vibe
18:54 <Saemon> i totaally did
19:00 <Saemon> i totaally did
19:00 <Saemon> felt like the first scene of kill bill volume 2
19:00 <doctor> yeah the same rhetoric they've always been using beehhh
19:00 <slinky_J> horror/splatter/gore/torture porn
19:00 <slinky_J> all go over the top
19:00 <Saemon> maybe its just cause im a tarintino fan though
19:00 <slinky_J> then you should know it's tarantino ;)
19:03 <Saemon> felt like the first scene of kill bill volume 2
19:07 <doctor> yeah the same rhetoric they've always been using beehhh
19:15 <slinky_J> horror/splatter/gore/torture porn
19:20 <slinky_J> all go over the top
19:32 <Saemon> maybe its just cause im a tarintino fan though
19:47 <slinky_J> then you should know it's tarantino ;)
19:50 <slinky_J> lol
19:51 <doctor> mind you there are already people running around with legal amphetamines in their system and aren't much of an issue
19:53 <Saemon> so i see alot of similarities in stuff, whether intentional or noy
19:56 <beehhh> http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2712847/FIFTY-million-dollars-toilet-Cops-50kg-drug-ice-hidden-container-load-toilets.html
20:00 <slinky_J> lol
20:00 <doctor> mind you there are already people running around with legal amphetamines in their system and aren't much of an issue
20:00 <Saemon> so i see alot of similarities in stuff, whether intentional or noy
20:00 <beehhh> http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2712847/FIFTY-million-dollars-toilet-Cops-50kg-drug-ice-hidden-container-load-toilets.html
20:00 <slinky_J> n that reminds me to dl inglorious basterds again
20:00 <beehhh> separate news
20:00 <Saemon> haha ive still havent seen that
20:00 <British^Meat> mef
20:00 <slinky_J> im not a kill bill fan myself
20:00 <beehhh> some hookers bring smack through their groin
20:00 <Saemon> wow sif
20:00 <slinky_J> <3 django unchained
20:00 <slinky_J> my fav of his
20:00 <Saemon> kill bill was awesome
20:04 <slinky_J> n that reminds me to dl inglorious basterds again
20:06 <beehhh> separate news
20:27 <Saemon> haha ive still havent seen that
20:29 <British^Meat> mef
20:33 <slinky_J> im not a kill bill fan myself
20:36 <beehhh> some hookers bring smack through their groin
20:40 <Saemon> wow sif
20:42 <slinky_J> <3 django unchained
20:45 <slinky_J> my fav of his
20:45 <Saemon> kill bill was awesome
20:56 <slinky_J> im not a big kung fu genre fan
21:00 <slinky_J> im not a big kung fu genre fan
21:00 <beehhh> newfy has only 300thousand people
21:00 <slinky_J> that original shaolin is great
21:00 <Saemon> i love the whole blend of kung fu/samurai/western that he did in kill bill
21:00 <slinky_J> some cool movies out there but eh
21:00 <beehhh> A dream call symphony
21:10 <beehhh> newfy has only 300thousand people
21:15 <slinky_J> that original shaolin is great
21:19 <Saemon> i love the whole blend of kung fu/samurai/western that he did in kill bill
21:23 <slinky_J> some cool movies out there but eh
21:33 <beehhh> A dream call symphony
21:56 <beehhh> i wouldnt settle in australia for a million dollar happy to live at canada
22:00 <beehhh> i wouldnt settle in australia for a million dollar happy to live at canada
22:00 <Saemon> https://au.news.yahoo.com/nsw/a/24606966/woolworths-customer-finds-safety-pin-in-block-of-home-brand-cheese-product-withdrawn-from-sale/
22:00 <Saemon> wth
22:00 <British^Meat> shop at foodland good fellah
22:00 <Saemon> with cases like these, how could it be certain that ppl isnt makin it up?
22:00 <beehhh> mistakes happens in the backyard sweatshop
22:00 <slinky_J> what did i last type Saemon?
22:00 <Saemon> i could li ethat i found a safety pin in my cheese block too
22:03 <Saemon> https://au.news.yahoo.com/nsw/a/24606966/woolworths-customer-finds-safety-pin-in-block-of-home-brand-cheese-product-withdrawn-from-sale/
22:05 <Saemon> wth
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22:23 <British^Meat> shop at foodland good fellah
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22:34 <Saemon> with cases like these, how could it be certain that ppl isnt makin it up?
22:36 <beehhh> mistakes happens in the backyard sweatshop
22:45 <slinky_J> what did i last type Saemon?
22:47 <Saemon> i could li ethat i found a safety pin in my cheese block too
22:55 <Saemon> lie*
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23:00 <Saemon> lie*
23:00 <British^Meat> would u?
23:00 <Saemon> this guy is sayin he's just worried that kids n shit might eat it
23:00 <Saemon> i wont
23:00 <beehhh> national foods in camberfield is where it was packed
23:00 <beehhh> i know there used to work
23:00 <Saemon> but some might try to in order to sue
23:00 <Saemon> get easy money
23:00 <beehhh> cambellfield
23:00 <Saemon> so if this guy gets any sort of financial compensation for it
23:00 <beehhh> cant even spell it anymore
23:00 <Saemon> then i will call bullshit on him
23:04 <British^Meat> would u?
23:12 <Saemon> this guy is sayin he's just worried that kids n shit might eat it
23:16 <Saemon> i wont
23:16 <beehhh> national foods in camberfield is where it was packed
23:21 <beehhh> i know there used to work
23:23 <Saemon> but some might try to in order to sue
23:27 <Saemon> get easy money
23:30 <beehhh> cambellfield
23:39 <Saemon> so if this guy gets any sort of financial compensation for it
23:42 <beehhh> cant even spell it anymore
23:44 <Saemon> then i will call bullshit on him
23:56 <slinky_J> man with something like cheese and cereal, especially cereal
24:00 <slinky_J> man with something like cheese and cereal, especially cereal
24:00 <slinky_J> id expect to find something odd sometime
24:00 <Saemon> haha true
24:00 <Saemon> hell, when drinkin from a can
24:00 <beehhh> you'd rather prefer chinese soup with human fuild in it
24:00 <Saemon> im always paranoid that once im finished, there would be a dead roach in the can or something
24:03 <slinky_J> id expect to find something odd sometime
24:10 <Saemon> haha true
24:21 <Saemon> hell, when drinkin from a can
24:26 <beehhh> you'd rather prefer chinese soup with human fuild in it
24:41 <Saemon> im always paranoid that once im finished, there would be a dead roach in the can or something
24:48 <British^Meat> lol beehhh, how did u get that l in fluid all the way over there?
24:49 <slinky_J> yeah
24:53 <British^Meat> fuild
25:00 <British^Meat> lol beehhh, how did u get that l in fluid all the way over there?
25:00 <slinky_J> yeah
25:00 <British^Meat> fuild
25:00 <slinky_J> i was put off weetbix as a kid because i kept imagining one would have a dead huntsman inside it
25:00 <slinky_J> lol
25:00 <beehhh> Another one bites the dust...
25:00 <slinky_J> like in the weetbix brick
25:00 <Saemon> haha damn
25:00 <Saemon> its certainly possible
25:00 <beehhh> 7years ago i could have been dead if I didnt move to bangladesh
25:13 <slinky_J> i was put off weetbix as a kid because i kept imagining one would have a dead huntsman inside it
25:14 <slinky_J> lol
25:15 <beehhh> Another one bites the dust...
25:19 <slinky_J> like in the weetbix brick
25:28 <Saemon> haha damn
25:38 <Saemon> its certainly possible
25:46 <beehhh> 7years ago i could have been dead if I didnt move to bangladesh
26:00 <Saemon> back when i was in hoghschool
26:00 <Saemon> highschool*
26:00 <Saemon> did work experience at a bakery
26:00 <Saemon> man
26:00 <beehhh> high in skool
26:00 <Saemon> how dirty and stuff the process was
26:14 <Saemon> back when i was in hoghschool
26:18 <Saemon> highschool*
26:24 <Saemon> did work experience at a bakery
26:26 <Saemon> man
26:28 <beehhh> high in skool
26:35 <Saemon> how dirty and stuff the process was
26:55 <beehhh> apprenticeship
26:56 <Saemon> baker used his bare hands to touch the bread, dough etc
27:00 <beehhh> apprenticeship
27:00 <Saemon> baker used his bare hands to touch the bread, dough etc
27:00 <Saemon> i packed the bread 
27:00 <Saemon> no requirement for gloves or anything
27:00 <Saemon> and my arms and hands were sweaty
27:00 <beehhh> sweaty sour dough
27:00 <slinky_J> hah theron likes spotify and spotify rips off artists
27:02 <Saemon> i packed the bread
27:11 <Saemon> no requirement for gloves or anything
27:18 <Saemon> and my arms and hands were sweaty
27:38 <beehhh> sweaty sour dough
27:46 <slinky_J> hah theron likes spotify and spotify rips off artists
27:57 <Saemon> now i dont know about everyone else, but i ceratainly wouldnt want to eat bread that has another persons sweat comin into contact with it
28:00 <Saemon> now i dont know about everyone else, but i ceratainly wouldnt want to eat bread that has another persons sweat comin into contact with it
28:00 <British^Meat> i dont think bakers wear gloves dood
28:00 <slinky_J> lol
28:00 <Saemon> i know
28:00 <beehhh> apparently queenslander not used to the trams yet
28:00 <Saemon> thats why i reckon its unhygenic
28:16 <British^Meat> i dont think bakers wear gloves dood
28:21 <slinky_J> lol
28:25 <Saemon> i know
28:26 <beehhh> apparently queenslander not used to the trams yet
28:35 <Saemon> thats why i reckon its unhygenic
29:00 <beehhh> https://au.news.yahoo.com/video/watch/24611955/pedestrians-dicing-with-death-on-tram-lines/
29:00 <Saemon> workers at subway are required to wear gloves when they touch your food
29:00 <Saemon> so should a baker
29:00 <British^Meat> silly
29:00 <Bastardly_One> they cook the fucking food
29:00 <Saemon> no
29:00 <Saemon> after its cooked
29:00 <British^Meat> subway doos touch ham
29:00 <Saemon> its out of the oven
29:00 <British^Meat> chicken
29:00 <Bastardly_One> they wear gloves handling it  idiot
29:00 <British^Meat> onion
29:05 <beehhh> https://au.news.yahoo.com/video/watch/24611955/pedestrians-dicing-with-death-on-tram-lines/
29:16 <Saemon> workers at subway are required to wear gloves when they touch your food
29:21 <Saemon> so should a baker
29:28 <British^Meat> silly
29:29 <Bastardly_One> they cook the fucking food
29:35 <Saemon> no
29:38 <Saemon> after its cooked
29:39 <British^Meat> subway doos touch ham
29:43 <Saemon> its out of the oven
29:43 <British^Meat> chicken
29:44 <Bastardly_One> they wear gloves handling it idiot
29:45 <British^Meat> onion
29:47 <British^Meat> capsicum
29:50 <British^Meat> silly
29:57 <Saemon> and when the loaf gets packed into the bags
30:00 <Bastardly_One> what store do you go to where they don't use gloves to serve?
30:00 <British^Meat> capsicum
30:00 <British^Meat> silly
30:00 <Saemon> and when the loaf gets packed into the bags
30:00 <Bastardly_One> what store do you go to where they don't use gloves to serve?
30:00 <Saemon> thats when gloves should be worn
30:00 <Saemon> but it isnt worn
30:00 <Bastardly_One> they would idiot
30:00 <British^Meat> u may as well never eat anything ever again then Saemon
30:00 <slinky_J> well..
30:00 <Saemon> im talkin about a bakery 
30:00 <slinky_J> they have clean hands
30:00 <Bastardly_One> so am I 
30:00 <British^Meat> what about the guy who puts in on the shelf? with his sweaty hands
30:00 <slinky_J> and if they want to keep their job
30:00 <Saemon> and can you please stop callin me idiot
30:00 <slinky_J> they would report any illness
30:00 <beehhh> Saemon your bakery owner probably the vietnamese lord from mini shaigon in footscray area
30:00 <Bastardly_One> I go to one all the time where I was recently offered a job
30:00 <slinky_J> and any condition that would prevent them from having the job
30:04 <Saemon> thats when gloves should be worn
30:08 <Saemon> but it isnt worn
30:17 <Bastardly_One> they would idiot
30:17 <British^Meat> u may as well never eat anything ever again then Saemon
30:19 <slinky_J> well..
30:21 <Saemon> im talkin about a bakery
30:24 <slinky_J> they have clean hands
30:26 <Bastardly_One> so am I
30:26 <British^Meat> what about the guy who puts in on the shelf? with his sweaty hands
30:29 <slinky_J> and if they want to keep their job
30:30 <Saemon> and can you please stop callin me idiot
30:34 <slinky_J> they would report any illness
30:37 <beehhh> Saemon your bakery owner probably the vietnamese lord from mini shaigon in footscray area
30:40 <Bastardly_One> I go to one all the time where I was recently offered a job
30:45 <slinky_J> and any condition that would prevent them from having the job
30:48 <Saemon> im being good to you Bastardly_One, please repond in kind.
30:51 <Saemon> that is all.
30:56 <Bastardly_One> and he's viet too actually
30:57 <slinky_J> that's the wonderful thing about screening people during an interview Saemon
30:58 <slinky_J> !
31:00 <Saemon> im being good to you Bastardly_One, please repond in kind.
31:00 <Saemon> that is all.
31:00 <Bastardly_One> and he's viet too actually 
31:00 <slinky_J> that's the wonderful thing about screening people during an interview Saemon
31:00 <slinky_J> !
31:00 <Saemon> i love those vietnamese pork rolls
31:00 <beehhh> topend is good for people with cronic fatigue
31:00 <British^Meat> you wouldnt want a plastic glove getting mixed up in your mixer
31:00 <beehhh> thor grew up in NT bulamn
31:00 <beehhh> then became in actor
31:10 <Saemon> i love those vietnamese pork rolls
31:11 <beehhh> topend is good for people with cronic fatigue
31:23 <British^Meat> you wouldnt want a plastic glove getting mixed up in your mixer
31:31 <beehhh> thor grew up in NT bulamn
31:40 <beehhh> then became in actor
32:00 <Saemon> ok this thai movie is on
32:22 Nick: British^Meat is now known as BMP
32:45 <Saemon> ok this thai movie is on
32:48 <slinky_J> word
32:56 <Saemon> some guy shaved head and glasses
32:57 <slinky_J> its a sick movie lol
33:00 <slinky_J> word
33:00 <Saemon> some guy shaved head and glasses
33:00 <slinky_J> its a sick movie lol
33:00 <Saemon> sounds very effiminate
33:00 <Saemon> but he looks like a full man
33:00 <Saemon> the thai language is interesting
33:00 <Saemon> the accent is so soft spoken
33:01 <Saemon> sounds very effiminate
33:19 <Saemon> but he looks like a full man
33:34 <Saemon> the thai language is interesting
33:40 <Saemon> the accent is so soft spoken
33:49 <slinky_J> true hey
33:58 <Saemon> yeah man sounds hella chilled as
34:00 <slinky_J> true hey
34:00 <Saemon> yeah man sounds hella chilled as
34:00 <beehhh> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lnfdrWAV99c
34:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Northern Territory, Australia - Share Our Story (Jan 29, 2008) - Category: Travel & Events - 44,640 - 49 likes (98%), 1 dislikes (2%)
34:00 <Saemon> they way they sound like when they talk makes them seem to be very chilled out ppl 
34:00 <slinky_J> imagine when they get stoned, theyd speak in slow motion
34:00 <Saemon> lol 
34:00 <slinky_J> lol
34:12 <beehhh> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lnfdrWAV99c
34:15 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Northern Territory, Australia - Share Our Story (Jan 29, 2008) - Category: Travel & Events - 44,640 - 49 likes (98%), 1 dislikes (2%)
34:25 <Saemon> they way they sound like when they talk makes them seem to be very chilled out ppl
34:33 <slinky_J> imagine when they get stoned, theyd speak in slow motion
34:37 <Saemon> lol
34:40 <slinky_J> lol
35:00 <slinky_J> id bang her
35:00 <Saemon> chinese and vietnamese ppl sounds like they are freakin havin a angry go at eachother 
35:00 <slinky_J> haha
35:00 <slinky_J> like panic attacks
35:00 <slinky_J> and japs sound angry as
35:00 <Saemon> yeah they got fast, blunt accents
35:00 <Saemon> so sounds like they are angry when they are talking
35:02 <slinky_J> id bang her
35:04 <Saemon> chinese and vietnamese ppl sounds like they are freakin havin a angry go at eachother
35:13 <slinky_J> haha
35:18 <slinky_J> like panic attacks
35:25 <slinky_J> and japs sound angry as
35:29 <Saemon> yeah they got fast, blunt accents
35:40 <Saemon> so sounds like they are angry when they are talking
36:00 <slinky_J> japs are the arabs of asia
36:00 <Saemon> lol oh yeah forgot about them
36:00 <slinky_J> lol
36:00 <beehhh> i heard beefs are cheaper in northen territory
36:02 <slinky_J> japs are the arabs of asia
36:17 <Saemon> lol oh yeah forgot about them
36:21 <slinky_J> lol
36:43 <beehhh> i heard beefs are cheaper in northen territory
36:49 <slinky_J> gere we go!
36:53 <slinky_J> here*
37:00 <slinky_J> gere we go!
37:00 <slinky_J> here*
37:00 <beehhh> here im lost without you im all out of love so lost without you
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37:24 <beehhh> here im lost without you im all out of love so lost without you
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38:00 <beehhh> Ana_Ng you should move to darwin
38:00 <Bastardly_One> you should just disconnect now
38:00 <Bastardly_One> not wait 
38:03 <beehhh> Ana_Ng you should move to darwin
38:25 <Bastardly_One> you should just disconnect now
38:28 <Bastardly_One> not wait
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39:00 <slinky_J> lolol
39:29 <slinky_J> lolol
40:00 <slinky_J> oer documentary time
40:26 <slinky_J> oer documentary time
41:00 <slinky_J> hope u like the movie Saemon :P
41:28 <slinky_J> hope u like the movie Saemon :P
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44:47 <Saemon> lol not really slinks
45:00 <Saemon> lol not really slinks
45:00 <Saemon> cuz im not really paying attention to it 
45:00 <Saemon> i just have the tv on
45:00 <Saemon> but im just surfing the net right now
45:04 <Saemon> cuz im not really paying attention to it
45:08 <Saemon> i just have the tv on
45:32 <Saemon> but im just surfing the net right now
45:48 <Saemon> lol @ surfing the net
46:00 <Saemon> lol @ surfing the net
46:00 <Saemon> 1999 called, they want their phrase back
46:00 <Saemon> OOOOhhhhhh!
46:00 <Saemon> u know who else says that?
46:00 <Saemon> MY MOMMA!!!!
46:14 <Saemon> 1999 called, they want their phrase back
46:19 <Saemon> OOOOhhhhhh!
46:37 <Saemon> u know who else says that?
46:44 <Saemon> MY MOMMA!!!!
47:00 <BlackDevil> i masturbating one time that there was blood coming out
47:34 <BlackDevil> i masturbating one time that there was blood coming out
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48:00 <Saemon> you probably got a hole in your prostate
48:00 <Saemon> that blood can seep in
48:00 <Saemon> how much blood was there?
48:00 <Saemon> like full on ejaculating blood, or just a lil trace of red mixed with your semen?
48:04 <Saemon> you probably got a hole in your prostate
48:12 <Saemon> that blood can seep in
48:19 <Saemon> how much blood was there?
48:36 <Saemon> like full on ejaculating blood, or just a lil trace of red mixed with your semen?
50:49 <KCGeorge> pardon?
51:00 <KCGeorge> pardon?
53:00 <Ana_Ng> darwin huh
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53:42 <Ana_Ng> darwin huh
53:56 <KCGeorge> tell me about it
54:00 <KCGeorge> tell me about it
54:00 <KCGeorge> bogans with a short leash
54:33 <KCGeorge> bogans with a short leash
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01:57 <Saemon> wow a man was hit and killed by a car
02:00 <Saemon> wow a man was hit and killed by a car
02:00 <Saemon> after getting out of his own car to search for his wife anfter they had an arguement
02:00 <Saemon> how must the wife feel
02:00 <Saemon> that the last thing she did with her husband was a fight
02:16 <Saemon> after getting out of his own car to search for his wife anfter they had an arguement
02:22 <Saemon> how must the wife feel
02:37 <Saemon> that the last thing she did with her husband was a fight
03:00 <Saemon> but the story goes that the wife got out of the car an ran into the bushes, and the husband got out to search for her
03:00 <Saemon> now, what would it take for her to take such a drastic action?
03:00 <Saemon> what was the husband doing exactly?
03:15 <Saemon> but the story goes that the wife got out of the car an ran into the bushes, and the husband got out to search for her
03:33 <Saemon> now, what would it take for her to take such a drastic action?
03:44 <Saemon> what was the husband doing exactly?
03:52 <Saemon> and then, he gets out to search for her
04:00 <Saemon> and then, he gets out to search for her
04:00 <Saemon> for what? to get her to come back, to reconcile?
04:00 <Ana_Ng> it doesnt take much to get me to leap out of a car
04:00 <Saemon> or to find her to further harm her?
04:00 <Saemon> the plot thickens.
04:00 <Saemon> maybe him getting hit by a car stopped him from possibly murdering his wife
04:01 <Saemon> for what? to get her to come back, to reconcile?
04:09 <Ana_Ng> it doesnt take much to get me to leap out of a car
04:14 <Saemon> or to find her to further harm her?
04:21 <Saemon> the plot thickens.
04:47 <Saemon> maybe him getting hit by a car stopped him from possibly murdering his wife
09:00 <BlackDevil> i ran over many people
09:24 <BlackDevil> i ran over many people
09:57 * Serenity Now Playing: Jamie Madrox - Get Em' (World Wind Remix) [03:33m/128kbps/44kHz]
10:00 <KCGeorge> And maybe the shit a man took in Tokyo had a flow on effect in Washington and the whole world was the butterfly effect of choas and we could all give up on the lack of free will and responsibility we have.
10:14 <KCGeorge> And maybe the shit a man took in Tokyo had a flow on effect in Washington and the whole world was the butterfly effect of choas and we could all give up on the lack of free will and responsibility we have.
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22:00 <BlackDevil> wish i can sit at home and masturbate all day
22:43 <BlackDevil> wish i can sit at home and masturbate all day
22:53 <gremlinz> now there's a thought
23:00 <gremlinz> now there's a thought
23:54 <KCGeorge> If you gave up earning change at the sperm bank, maybe you could.
24:00 <KCGeorge> If you gave up earning change at the sperm bank, maybe you could.
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26:00 <nano> can you actually earn money at sperm bank?
26:41 <nano> can you actually earn money at sperm bank?
27:00 <KCGeorge> Why do it otherwise? Rhetorical question.
27:27 <KCGeorge> Why do it otherwise? Rhetorical question.
28:00 <KCGeorge> nano, you want to deliver or collect?
28:22 <KCGeorge> nano, you want to deliver or collect?
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52:00 <Bastardly_One> ...
52:26 <Bastardly_One> ...
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56:00 <nano> still we hope
56:13 <nano> still we hope
57:00 <slinky_J> aha i hope Saemon is lovin this movie
57:00 <slinky_J> huhu
57:41 <slinky_J> aha i hope Saemon is lovin this movie
57:42 <slinky_J> huhu
57:54 <slinky_J> i missed the coolest bit :(
58:00 <slinky_J> i missed the coolest bit :(
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27:56 <slinky_J> this a haunted house rules
28:00 <slinky_J> this a haunted house rules
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31:00 <Bastardly_One> and then druidess sucks off Longie for bongs
31:44 <Bastardly_One> and then druidess sucks off Longie for bongs
31:48 <Bastardly_One> oops!
31:51 <Bastardly_One> hi druidess!
32:00 <Bastardly_One> oops!
32:00 <Bastardly_One> hi druidess!
32:00 <druidess> thats right
32:00 <druidess> u know me too well
32:00 <Bastardly_One> how goes? been a while
32:03 <druidess> thats right
32:12 <druidess> u know me too well
32:32 <Bastardly_One> how goes? been a while
35:00 <druidess> awesome
35:00 <druidess> havent been here
35:18 <druidess> awesome
35:27 <druidess> havent been here
36:00 <nano> how are u druidess and Bastardly_One?
36:41 <nano> how are u druidess and Bastardly_One?
38:00 <Bastardly_One> not bad
38:00 <Bastardly_One> druidess, heh
38:27 <Bastardly_One> not bad
38:34 <Bastardly_One> druidess, heh
38:51 <slinky_J> lol
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39:00 <slinky_J> lol
39:00 <slinky_J> sarah you slag ur back
39:00 <slinky_J> how r u
39:00 <nano> who is sarah?
39:00 <slinky_J> druidess
39:01 <slinky_J> sarah you slag ur back
39:05 <slinky_J> how r u
39:19 <nano> who is sarah?
39:25 <slinky_J> druidess
40:00 <nano> lol loser
40:36 <nano> lol loser
41:00 <slinky_J> stop jerkin off over me
41:34 <slinky_J> stop jerkin off over me
42:00 <nano> yeh stop it sarah
42:11 <nano> yeh stop it sarah
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44:00 <nano> what a loser
44:43 <nano> what a loser
52:00 <[DoC]> lol
52:00 <[DoC]> lol
54:00 <slinky_J> "Don't hit her so hard you'll break your belt!" "I wouldn't hit my own child like this only a step child!"
54:22 <slinky_J> "Don't hit her so hard you'll break your belt!" "I wouldn't hit my own child like this only a step child!"
59:53 <nano> u would hit her?
00:00 <nano> u would hit her?
00:00 <slinky_J> LOL
00:00 <slinky_J> watchin a movie
00:00 <slinky_J> its from this movie
00:22 <slinky_J> LOL
00:27 <slinky_J> watchin a movie
00:31 <slinky_J> its from this movie
01:00 <slinky_J> AND I PROMISE I WONT SHIT ON DADDIES ASHES EVER AGAIN
01:35 <slinky_J> AND I PROMISE I WONT SHIT ON DADDIES ASHES EVER AGAIN
03:00 <nano> lollllllll
03:00 <nano> thats druidess
03:35 <nano> lollllllll
03:38 <nano> thats druidess
06:54 <slinky_J> i gotta get high to this shit
07:00 <slinky_J> i gotta get high to this shit
07:53 <nano> what shitttttttt
08:00 <nano> what shitttttttt
08:00 <slinky_J> A Haunted House
08:00 <slinky_J> cant stop laughing
08:01 <slinky_J> A Haunted House
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08:09 <slinky_J> cant stop laughing
16:00 <slinky_J> AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA i died
16:46 <slinky_J> AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA i died
17:00 <slinky_J> now ive seen a niggaraped by a ghost i can die
17:12 <slinky_J> now ive seen a niggaraped by a ghost i can die
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25:00 <nano> faux did we have her?
25:00 <nano> fawks
25:15 <nano> faux did we have her?
25:17 <nano> fawks
41:00 <Bastardly_One> hmmmm
41:22 <Bastardly_One> hmmmm
47:00 <slinky_J> smoke n bed for me i guess
47:00 <slinky_J> dont feel like this pizza has settled :/
47:00 <slinky_J> nite
47:14 <slinky_J> smoke n bed for me i guess
47:26 <slinky_J> dont feel like this pizza has settled :/
47:31 <slinky_J> nite
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02:57 <+simba> Lᴇɢᴀʟɪᴢᴇ Gᴀʏ Wᴇᴇᴅʟᴇ
03:00 <simba> Lᴇɢᴀʟɪᴢᴇ Gᴀʏ Wᴇᴇᴅʟᴇ
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31:52 <Bastardly_One> *belches*
32:00 <Bastardly_One> *belches*
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40:00 <matrix> Morning all
40:39 <matrix> Morning all
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43:52 <Bastardly_One> no shit
44:00 <Bastardly_One> no shit
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22:00 <simba> 2 ealry
22:03 <+simba> 2 ealry
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36:16 <Nikky`> get ya bogan on eh
37:29 <simba> o yea
37:41 <simba> bogan fridays
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40:56 <Bastardly_One> no shit
41:00 <Bastardly_One> no shit
41:00 <Bastardly_One> *20 min delay*
41:00 <matrix> Morning B1
41:00 <matrix> Yes slightly delays
41:00 <Bastardly_One> damn can't answer no shit to that
41:00 <Bastardly_One> yes it is 
41:05 <Bastardly_One> *20 min delay*
41:10 <matrix> Morning B1
41:16 <matrix> Yes slightly delays
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41:39 <Bastardly_One> damn can't answer no shit to that
41:43 <Bastardly_One> yes it is
41:53 <Bastardly_One> yeah, morning
41:56 <matrix> Lol
42:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah, morning 
42:00 <matrix> Lol
42:00 <matrix> Cold this morning. ...   i need to go out but don't bloody want to
42:21 <matrix> Cold this morning. ... i need to go out but don't bloody want to
42:29 <partay> Ahhh almost bourbon o'clock
43:17 <Nikky`> No, its been banned
43:50 <partay> Never
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45:58 <fawks> 'Since the beginning of Israel's current offensive on the Gaza Strip, five Latin American countries - Ecuador, Brazil, Peru, Chile and El Salvador - have withdrawn their ambassadors to Israel in protest. Meanwhile, Bolivia has dubbed Israel a "terrorist state" and rescinded its visa-free policy for Israeli travellers, and Chile has also suspended free-trade negotiations with Israel.
45:58 <fawks> The recalling of diplomats comes just two months after the Israeli government announced plans to bolster its economic ties with a handful of Latin American countries.
45:58 <fawks> Israel has described the countries' decisions to withdraw their diplomats as "encouragement for Hamas".'
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47:03 <fawks> Mew
47:10 <partay> Mew
47:23 <Mew> foof
47:25 <Mew> ptay
47:31 <Loof|GTA_Online> sup
47:40 <Mew> yo nigguh
47:56 <fawks> i washed me first load with liquid soap
48:03 <fawks> i was dying to tell you yesterday lmao
48:08 <Mew> OH MY GOD
48:10 <Mew> YES
48:11 * partay touches mew inappropriately
48:14 <fawks> and THANK you
48:23 <fawks> how fucking good is it, why didn't we think of this sooner
48:32 <Loof|GTA_Online> do you need a front loader for that?
48:35 <Mew> I seriously dont know
48:39 <fawks> there was not a spec of undissolved washing powder
48:41 <fawks> it was bliss
48:45 <Mew> what was life before this
48:48 <fawks> idk
48:50 <Loof|GTA_Online> do you need a front loader for that?
48:52 <fawks> never going back.
48:53 <fawks> no
48:53 <matrix> Stupid wifi. Need a new WAP
48:56 <Loof|GTA_Online> sweet
49:00 <matrix> Stupid wifi.   Need a new WAP
49:03 <Mew> and it smells sp good on everything mmmmmm
49:16 <fawks> is it possible that they smell even better
49:18 <fawks> or was i just hopeful
49:24 * mrdanger slaps fawks around a bit with a large trout
49:40 <fawks> it was so windy yesterday, so after i hung them the wind was like WAFTING the smell of my clothes inside
49:42 <fawks> was best
49:51 <Mew> hnnnnng
49:53 <fawks> ive never been so excited about a cleaning product
49:55 <fawks> HELLO AARON
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50:26 <mrdanger> HELLO FOE
50:30 <Mew> im so glad lol ben was like STOP TELLING PPL NO ONE CARES
50:30 <slinky_J> lol
50:37 <partay> Fawks you need to get out more
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51:04 <slinky_J> gotta find movie to dl!!
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51:45 <fawks> lmao Mew
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52:04 <mrdanger> you were just using too much powder faux
52:07 <mrdanger> YOU FOOL
52:10 <Mew> no
52:12 <fawks> no i realy wasnt
52:13 <Mew> NO
52:15 <mrdanger> yes
52:17 <fawks> dont ruin this for us
52:22 <Mew> powder is shit
52:24 <mrdanger> you should use about a third of what they recommend
52:28 <mrdanger> legit
52:34 <fawks> NO
52:35 <Mew> chuck it in the pit
52:38 <Loof|GTA_Online> and smell like skidmarks mrdanger
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52:49 <mrdanger> loof: personally I avoid the skid marks in the first place
52:56 <Loof|GTA_Online> impossible
52:58 <Mew> liquid for life cunts
53:00 <mrdanger> but being a bogan tool im sure you are covered in them
53:02 <Loof|GTA_Online> everyone has some degree of skidmarks
53:06 <mrdanger> no they dont
53:06 <mrdanger> lol
53:12 <mrdanger> some people know how to wipe
53:14 <Loof|GTA_Online> unless you wipe with baby wipes
53:24 <Mew> ^
53:30 <mrdanger> jesus you mustn't be a particularly clean person loof
53:31 <Mew> I do loooool
53:41 <Loof|GTA_Online> i'm filthy but that's beside the point
53:44 <Mew> sometimes
53:48 <mrdanger> its not, its exactly the point
53:53 <Loof|GTA_Online> even the cleanest bot has some skiddys
54:05 <fawks> bot
54:07 <Mew> bot aw
54:08 <fawks> wtf
54:12 <Loof|GTA_Online> you can never wipe away every pices of bacteria
54:13 <Mew> botbot
54:13 <fawks> i dont have skidmarks u feral lol
54:17 <mrdanger> I think you've been lied to your whole life loof, to make you feel less like scumbo
54:34 <mrdanger> "oh, its normal baby"
54:39 <Loof|GTA_Online> you always gotta make it personal dont you dickshit
54:47 <Loof|GTA_Online> lack of intellect
54:48 <mrdanger> it is quite personal
54:59 <Mew> wake up and smell the jonquils
55:00 <Bastardly_One> I should get stuff done soon
55:00 <Bastardly_One> motivation sucks though
55:03 <Loof|GTA_Online> cant have a discussion, gotta get all gay and personal
55:04 <mrdanger> "lack of intellect"
55:09 <mrdanger> lol, nice sentence structure genius
55:14 <fawks> OMG
55:24 <fawks> THATS ANOTHER THING I HAD TO TELL MEW
55:29 <Loof|GTA_Online> fuck this fgt is going to my permignore
55:37 <fawks> remember lee's disablitielti' or however the fuck she spelt it
55:39 <Bastardly_One> I should get stuff done soon
55:43 <Bastardly_One> motivation sucks though
55:44 <slinky_J> ga leb gay leb whutcha guna do
55:47 <mrdanger> because loof is really upset that i pointed out not everybody has skidmarks
55:48 <Mew> disabitlite yeh
55:49 <mrdanger> im getting ignored
55:50 <mrdanger> win win
55:56 <slinky_J> phere is my damio friend
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56:01 <fawks> someone commented on fb
56:03 <slinky_J> WHAR IS HE
56:05 <fawks> "I have a mild interullcule disability"
56:10 <mrdanger> lol
56:11 <fawks> she was justifying living in housing
56:14 <Mew> LOL
56:22 <fawks> i actually googled it to see if it was a thing
56:24 <Mew> was it mel
56:25 <mrdanger> fawks im hungry
56:32 <fawks> but google exploded and was like "SOZ NO RESULTS'
56:33 <mrdanger> i was hungry last night and didnt eat anything
56:37 <fawks> can you eat something
56:42 <fawks> i just made a sammich
56:44 <mrdanger> lazy
56:47 <fawks> went for a walk nice n earliez
56:49 <mrdanger> i gots no bread
56:56 <Nikky`> I went all out and had peanut butter toast for dinner last night
56:57 <fawks> im gonna zumba in the arvo
57:09 <fawks> nice i havent had pb in yonks
57:11 <fawks> i should get some
57:20 <fawks> do you do crunchy or smooth
57:24 <slinky_J> i haz pizza!
57:28 <slinky_J> u want?
57:30 <Loof|GTA_Online> fuck crunchy
57:30 <Nikky`> smooth
57:31 <mrdanger> remember how mel felt cheated that she didnt get to keep her community housing thing, she was like "ITS MY FAMILY HOME, THIS IS WHERE I GREW UP"
57:36 <Nikky`> I can't do cruncy
57:38 <mrdanger> I don't think she understood community housing
57:40 <fawks> i love crunchy
57:40 <Nikky`> crunchy
57:43 <Nikky`> its just wrong
57:45 <fawks> what is community housing
57:51 <Loof|GTA_Online> hell
57:52 <fawks> like housing commission?
57:53 <slinky_J> WHAT IS COMMUNITY!
57:57 <mrdanger> yeah fawks
57:58 <Loof|GTA_Online> no boarding houses
57:59 <fawks> FUCK YOU slinky_J ILL BASH U IRL
58:02 <Bastardly_One> not houso but private
58:04 <slinky_J> hope so
58:08 <fawks> lol
58:12 <Mew> its not funny
58:17 <slinky_J> i wonder what will happen if i put my hand on the stove top
58:20 <slinky_J> im just curious!
58:21 <simba> lmao at the community housing
58:22 <Bastardly_One> like houso but private rather
58:34 <fawks> do you have your own separate house
58:41 <fawks> or live in one huge communal space with junkies
58:41 <Loof|GTA_Online> no just a room
58:44 <mrdanger> yeah its your own house
58:46 <fawks> oh
58:48 <fawks> so its housing
58:50 <Loof|GTA_Online> amongst junkies
58:51 <fawks> shut up b1 you ruin everything
58:58 Join: Nikky` ([email protected]) to #melbourne
59:05 <Loof|GTA_Online> junkies like b1 who do smack/meth
59:05 <mrdanger> loof apparently for the second time in five minutes has no idea what he's talking about
59:11 Mode: (by ChanOP) +v Nikky`
59:19 <Bastardly_One> no, it's usually like housing commission bt not housing commission housin
59:23 <Bastardly_One> g
59:25 <fawks> .
59:34 <slinky_J> so it's a private housing co-op?
59:40 <slinky_J> her mum was renting from
59:43 <Bastardly_One> that's the shit
59:44 <Bastardly_One> ty
59:54 <Bastardly_One> that's how I know it anyway
59:55 <fawks> o
00:07 <Loof|GTA_Online> you must sell like 6 paintings a week to afford sydney rent fawks
00:09 <slinky_J> i have new gloves n a new cap.
00:10 <slinky_J> :D
00:13 <Loof|GTA_Online> unless ur parents are chipping in
00:28 <fawks> i dont get any money from my parents thank you very much
00:33 <Loof|GTA_Online> that's awesome
00:33 <slinky_J> SHUT UP MISTER RICHARD SMOKER!
00:37 <Bastardly_One> dont see how that's anyone's business either
00:37 <mrdanger> why not? thats what parents are for
00:39 <Bastardly_One> hah
00:42 <fawks> we're not all fortunate enough to pay $3 rent a month cos your wife's parents are generous
00:47 <Loof|GTA_Online> lol true
00:48 <slinky_J> lol
00:52 <Loof|GTA_Online> i dont know how you manage is all
00:54 <Bastardly_One> you clicked the song J the other night?
00:59 <slinky_J> yea man
01:01 <slinky_J> i love it
01:02 <Bastardly_One> lol
01:02 <Loof|GTA_Online> sydney rent is FUCKED
01:05 <slinky_J> posted it on fb man LOL
01:22 <simba> move 2 adelaide
01:23 <Bastardly_One> that entire album is full of fucked up country songs
01:24 <fawks> if i was needing my parents to help me out id neck myself
01:37 <Bastardly_One> I was thinking of Adelaide net
01:38 <mrdanger> adelaide is the bogan capital of australia
01:40 <fawks> my old neighbour was 40+ and was still relying on his parents for bread and milk
01:41 <Bastardly_One> *next
01:43 <fawks> it was really sad
01:44 <slinky_J> no it isnt
01:47 <simba> only when ur here mrdanger
01:49 <Loof|GTA_Online> fuck
01:51 <Bastardly_One> then I realiised slinky lives there
01:54 <slinky_J> bogan capital would be some place in qld
01:56 <mrdanger> simba: I've only been once, that's plenty
02:00 <Bastardly_One> Logan
02:00 <slinky_J> like Tweed Heads or something
02:02 <Loof|GTA_Online> mrdanger is such a cocknibbler
02:04 <Bastardly_One> nuh Logan
02:08 <simba> its not really bogan at all
02:12 <slinky_J> like surfers
02:14 <Bastardly_One> Logan isn't called Bogan for nothing
02:16 <mrdanger> loofs really upset about me pointing out not everybody has skid marks
02:17 <mrdanger> lol
02:19 <mrdanger> he's taking it badly
02:20 <fawks> lmao
02:35 <simba> taking it up the batty
02:36 <Loof|GTA_Online> mrdanger thinks he's upperclass lol
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02:47 <Loof|GTA_Online> mrdanger you're as bogan as they come
02:55 <Bastardly_One> he is compared to Mr "you're on ignore"
02:58 <Bastardly_One> can dish it
03:00 <Loof|GTA_Online> mrdanger you're as bogan as they come
03:00 <Bastardly_One> he is compared to Mr "you're on ignore"
03:00 <Bastardly_One> can dish it
03:00 <Bastardly_One> can't take one iota
03:00 <Loof|GTA_Online> stop calling people bogans you creepy fuck
03:00 <Mew> batty boi
03:00 <mrdanger> loof do you know what a bogan is?
03:00 <slinky_J> snort the balls 
03:00 <mrdanger> and am I meant to be on ignore or not?
03:00 <mrdanger> dickwad
03:00 <Bastardly_One> mrdanger, he clearly can't afford a mirror
03:00 <slinky_J> dick tampon
03:00 <slinky_J> for guys thatre pussy
03:03 <Bastardly_One> can't take one iota
03:03 Part: LilDragonGirl ([email protected]) from #melbourne
03:05 <Loof|GTA_Online> stop calling people bogans you creepy fuck
03:05 <Mew> batty boi
03:14 <mrdanger> loof do you know what a bogan is?
03:15 <slinky_J> snort the balls
03:19 <mrdanger> and am I meant to be on ignore or not?
03:23 <mrdanger> dickwad
03:35 <Bastardly_One> mrdanger, he clearly can't afford a mirror
03:36 <slinky_J> dick tampon
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03:43 <slinky_J> for guys thatre pussy
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04:00 <fawks> would you ever shove a chop stick in your peehole for $1000
04:00 <fawks> would you ever shove a chop stick in your peehole for $1000
04:00 <simba> mrmirror
04:00 <slinky_J> lol
04:00 <partay> No
04:00 <Bastardly_One> not for a grand
04:00 <slinky_J> ouch
04:00 <fawks> $5k?
04:00 <Nikky`> I am so glad I have an annual leave day to read all this
04:00 <slinky_J> no way
04:00 <Loof|GTA_Online> mrdanger junky tip #1: use a tenth of the washing powder to save money and smell like ass
04:00 <fawks> LOL Nikky`
04:00 <mrdanger> fawks: there are times a doctor has to stick something in your peehole
04:00 <Bastardly_One> double 5 k
04:00 <Nikky`> gosh who needs to work when I have this convo
04:00 <slinky_J> not if you value using it
04:00 <mrdanger> at least that way you wouldnt be paying for it
04:00 <Bastardly_One> there is a way to do it without pain
04:00 <Mew> I would if I had a dick
04:00 <fawks> ok so b1's worth is $10k
04:00 <Bastardly_One> give me 10 grand
04:00 <fawks> who else
04:00 <Bastardly_One> I'll film it 
04:00 <fawks> ew
04:07 <simba> mrmirror
04:08 <slinky_J> lol
04:10 <partay> No
04:12 <Bastardly_One> not for a grand
04:13 <slinky_J> ouch
04:14 <fawks> $5k?
04:16 <Nikky`> I am so glad I have an annual leave day to read all this
04:17 <slinky_J> no way
04:19 <Loof|GTA_Online> mrdanger junky tip #1: use a tenth of the washing powder to save money and smell like ass
04:20 <fawks> LOL Nikky`
04:21 <mrdanger> fawks: there are times a doctor has to stick something in your peehole
04:21 <Bastardly_One> double 5 k
04:24 <Nikky`> gosh who needs to work when I have this convo
04:26 <slinky_J> not if you value using it
04:28 <mrdanger> at least that way you wouldnt be paying for it
04:28 <Bastardly_One> there is a way to do it without pain
04:28 <Mew> I would if I had a dick
04:32 <iBiZa> Nikky` the bartender
04:35 <fawks> ok so b1's worth is $10k
04:37 <Bastardly_One> give me 10 grand
04:38 <fawks> who else
04:43 <Bastardly_One> I'll film it
04:45 <fawks> ew
04:47 <Bastardly_One> it's so not hard
04:48 <partay> Mew you'd masturbate all day
04:51 <fawks> pls dont, no one ebver wants to see your dick
04:55 <Nikky`> bartender?
04:56 <simba> day time irc sucks its a long known fact
04:57 <Bastardly_One> lol yeah ewww
05:00 <Bastardly_One> it's so not hard
05:00 <partay> Mew you'd masturbate all day
05:00 <fawks> pls dont, no one ebver wants to see your dick
05:00 <Nikky`> bartender?
05:00 <simba> day time irc sucks its a long known fact
05:00 <Bastardly_One> lol yeah ewww
05:00 <Bastardly_One> Nikky`, day off
05:00 <Bastardly_One> ?
05:00 <mrdanger> loof: you are an idiot, a mindless consumer, a grotty scumbag with skidmarks, and an idiot again.
05:00 <Bastardly_One> not used to seeing you and hello
05:00 <Bastardly_One> mrdanger, you're on ignore
05:00 <partay> Loof is fat also. 
05:00 <Bastardly_One> he only goes off on people he ignores
05:09 <Bastardly_One> Nikky`, day off
05:10 <Bastardly_One> ?
05:11 <mrdanger> loof: you are an idiot, a mindless consumer, a grotty scumbag with skidmarks, and an idiot again.
05:17 <Bastardly_One> not used to seeing you and hello
05:34 <Bastardly_One> mrdanger, you're on ignore
05:35 <partay> Loof is fat also.
05:42 <Bastardly_One> he only goes off on people he ignores
05:47 <Bastardly_One> he's gutless like that
05:49 <mrdanger> lol
05:56 <Loof|GTA_Online> i went back to daytime schedule to avoid b1
06:00 <Bastardly_One> he's gutless like that
06:00 <mrdanger> lol
06:00 <Loof|GTA_Online> i went back to daytime schedule to avoid b1
06:00 <Bastardly_One> see?
06:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
06:00 <Bastardly_One> fucking idiot
06:00 <Loof|GTA_Online>  /ignore wasn't enough
06:00 <simba> well hes active right now
06:00 <mrdanger> he know that
06:00 <Bastardly_One> so, off ya go
06:00 <mrdanger> he doesnt have anybody on ignore
06:00 <Loof|GTA_Online> i know :(
06:00 <Bastardly_One> ta ta
06:00 <Nikky`> Yeah, I have today and Mon off
06:00 <mrdanger> because he cant stand not knowing what people say about him
06:00 <mrdanger> because he's insecure and shit
06:00 <Bastardly_One> Nikky`, nice ... :)
06:00 <mrdanger> he just pretends he's got us on ignore, hence the perfect timing of him just mentioning B1
06:01 <Bastardly_One> see?
06:04 <Bastardly_One> lol
06:06 <Bastardly_One> fucking idiot
06:07 <Loof|GTA_Online> /ignore wasn't enough
06:11 <simba> well hes active right now
06:16 <mrdanger> he know that
06:19 <Bastardly_One> so, off ya go
06:19 <mrdanger> he doesnt have anybody on ignore
06:20 <Loof|GTA_Online> i know :(
06:21 <Bastardly_One> ta ta
06:22 <Nikky`> Yeah, I have today and Mon off
06:25 <mrdanger> because he cant stand not knowing what people say about him
06:30 <mrdanger> because he's insecure and shit
06:33 <Bastardly_One> Nikky`, nice ... :)
06:42 <mrdanger> he just pretends he's got us on ignore, hence the perfect timing of him just mentioning B1
06:50 <mrdanger> its as amusing as it is pathetic
07:00 <mrdanger> its as amusing as it is pathetic
07:00 <Bastardly_One> it was too well timed wasn't it?
07:00 <Bastardly_One> considering what I said and all 
07:00 <Nikky`> It is nice..till I go back on Tuesday and there is work left for me so I have a melt down haha
07:00 <slinky_J> i got what ales ye
07:00 <mrdanger> anybody been watching Tyrant?
07:00 <Bastardly_One> Nikky`, yeah I've noticed you ran down with work of late ... but lap up the break I guess
07:00 <Bastardly_One> motivation
07:00 <Bastardly_One> yooooooooooooo hooooooooooooooooo
07:00 <Bastardly_One> where the fuck are you arsehole?
07:00 <Bastardly_One> morning Nikky` :)
07:01 <Bastardly_One> it was too well timed wasn't it?
07:07 <Bastardly_One> considering what I said and all
07:13 <Nikky`> It is nice..till I go back on Tuesday and there is work left for me so I have a melt down haha
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07:28 <Bastardly_One> motivation
07:33 <slinky_J> i got what ales ye
07:33 <Bastardly_One> yooooooooooooo hooooooooooooooooo
07:39 <mrdanger> anybody been watching Tyrant?
07:39 <Bastardly_One> Nikky`, yeah I've noticed you ran down with work of late ... but lap up the break I guess
07:40 <Bastardly_One> where the fuck are you arsehole?
07:46 <Bastardly_One> morning Nikky` :)
07:54 <Mew> i want this sonic duo carpet cleaner thing
07:56 <fawks> is that the nigger outside my window
08:00 <Mew> i want this sonic duo carpet cleaner thing
08:00 <fawks> is that the nigger outside my window
08:00 <Loof|GTA_Online> mrdanger please use more washing powder, your clothes smell like homeless asscrack cocksampler
08:00 <slinky_J> lol
08:00 <fawks> get your shit together Tyrant
08:00 <mrdanger> again, loof pretending to have me on ignore
08:00 <mrdanger> i cant believe we've been putting up with him for over 5 years now
08:00 <mrdanger> lol
08:00 <simba> sonic duo = sonic and tails
08:03 <Loof|GTA_Online> mrdanger please use more washing powder, your clothes smell like homeless asscrack cocksampler
08:04 <slinky_J> lol
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08:06 <fawks> get your shit together Tyrant
08:26 <mrdanger> again, loof pretending to have me on ignore
08:38 <mrdanger> i cant believe we've been putting up with him for over 5 years now
08:39 <mrdanger> lol
08:44 <simba> sonic duo = sonic and tails
08:55 <Nikky`> Morning Bastardly_One :o)
08:56 <fawks> i wish captain planet was real
09:00 <Doodle> its snowing outside
09:00 <fawks> i wish captain planet was real
09:00 <Doodle> its snowing outside
09:00 <Bastardly_One> no shit
09:00 <simba> would u fuck him?
09:00 <Bastardly_One> already?
09:00 <mrdanger> he's our hero, gunna take pollution down to zero
09:00 <Nikky`> I will enjoy it, my only break until Nov for next long weekend, then Jan
09:00 <fawks> nah id just hold his hand
09:00 <Doodle> yeah i just took pics
09:00 <Loof|GTA_Online> he has a green dick
09:00 <simba> would u fuck captain planet and his 5 dicks 
09:00 <Bastardly_One> brb ... I wanna see 
09:00 <fawks> lmao
09:00 <fawks> teh planeteeeeeers
09:00 <Bastardly_One> OH WOW!
09:00 <Bastardly_One> it's hardcore snowing
09:00 <Bastardly_One> like hardcore proper snow
09:00 <Bastardly_One> shiiiiiiiiiiiiiit
09:00 <mrdanger> there were famous peoples voices in captain planet werent there?
09:00 <Bastardly_One> been years
09:00 <fawks> wow b1 looked outside his window for the first time in 3 days
09:00 <Nikky`> Morning Bastardly_One :o)
09:06 <Bastardly_One> no shit
09:07 <simba> would u fuck him?
09:08 <Bastardly_One> already?
09:10 <mrdanger> he's our hero, gunna take pollution down to zero
09:11 <Nikky`> I will enjoy it, my only break until Nov for next long weekend, then Jan
09:14 <fawks> nah id just hold his hand
09:15 <Doodle> yeah i just took pics
09:16 <Loof|GTA_Online> he has a green dick
09:19 <simba> would u fuck captain planet and his 5 dicks
09:19 <Bastardly_One> brb ... I wanna see
09:21 <fawks> lmao
09:28 <fawks> teh planeteeeeeers
09:30 <Bastardly_One> OH WOW!
09:33 <Bastardly_One> it's hardcore snowing
09:38 <Bastardly_One> like hardcore proper snow
09:41 <Bastardly_One> shiiiiiiiiiiiiiit
09:43 <mrdanger> there were famous peoples voices in captain planet werent there?
09:45 <Bastardly_One> been years
09:45 <fawks> wow b1 looked outside his window for the first time in 3 days
09:52 <Bastardly_One> lol fawks
09:55 <Bastardly_One> but we get sleet
09:59 <Bastardly_One> not REAL snow
10:00 <Bastardly_One> lol fawks
10:00 <Bastardly_One> but we get sleet
10:00 <Bastardly_One> not REAL snow
10:00 <simba> real snow is actually quite shit though, if youve seen it
10:00 <mrdanger> b1: where are you?
10:00 <fawks> aw sleet sleet mother fucccccker
10:00 <slinky_J> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xx--1rBJFRo
10:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Filth (2013) - David Soul - Silver Lady scene. (Date not found) - Category: Entertainment - 12,353 - 67 likes (98.5%), 1 dislikes (1.5%)
10:00 <Bastardly_One> Ballarat
10:00 <Bastardly_One> ask Doodle
10:00 <mrdanger> I've never seen snow
10:00 <fawks> me 2
10:00 <fawks> oh
10:00 <fawks> ive seen it
10:00 <fawks> but never been
10:00 <simba> real snow is ugly and hurts your face and its bitter and the opposite of what disney pretends it is
10:00 <slinky_J> check this out b1
10:00 <Bastardly_One> we've got like real snow
10:00 <Bastardly_One> hang on 
10:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm taking a pic
10:00 <Doodle> no shit real snow sucks
10:00 <fawks> was snowing in lebanon on the mountains
10:00 <mrdanger> I think I've seen it on the top of a mountain from a long way away?
10:00 <fawks> but i didnt go there
10:00 <slinky_J> i founod the link for the whole movie on youtube :P
10:00 <fawks> ye
10:00 <Blarp> Morns
10:01 <simba> real snow is actually quite shit though, if youve seen it
10:01 <mrdanger> b1: where are you?
10:01 <fawks> aw sleet sleet mother fucccccker
10:02 <slinky_J> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xx--1rBJFRo
10:05 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Filth (2013) - David Soul - Silver Lady scene. (Date not found) - Category: Entertainment - 12,353 - 67 likes (98.5%), 1 dislikes (1.5%)
10:08 <Bastardly_One> Ballarat
10:10 <Bastardly_One> ask Doodle
10:11 <mrdanger> I've never seen snow
10:13 <fawks> me 2
10:16 <fawks> oh
10:18 <fawks> ive seen it
10:21 <fawks> but never been
10:21 <simba> real snow is ugly and hurts your face and its bitter and the opposite of what disney pretends it is
10:22 <slinky_J> check this out b1
10:25 <Bastardly_One> we've got like real snow
10:27 <Blarp> Morns
10:29 <Bastardly_One> hang on
10:32 <Bastardly_One> I'm taking a pic
10:33 <Doodle> no shit real snow sucks
10:34 <fawks> was snowing in lebanon on the mountains
10:36 <mrdanger> I think I've seen it on the top of a mountain from a long way away?
10:40 <fawks> but i didnt go there
10:40 <slinky_J> i founod the link for the whole movie on youtube :P
10:40 <fawks> ye
10:43 <fawks> me 2
10:54 <Loof|GTA_Online> i enjoy skiing/snowboarding
10:57 <fawks> was s nowing on the cedars
10:59 <fawks> :')
11:00 <Loof|GTA_Online> i enjoy skiing/snowboarding
11:00 <fawks> was s nowing on the cedars
11:00 <fawks> :')
11:00 <Loof|GTA_Online> i wanna go soon
11:00 <slinky_J> this gotta be one of my fav scenes in a movie ever lol
11:00 <Loof|GTA_Online> beach is awesome in winter, no cunts around
11:00 <Doodle> http://oi60.tinypic.com/ek261k.jpg
11:00 <mrdanger> wtf would you bother with the beach in winter
11:00 <Nikky`> Doodledooooo <3
11:07 <Loof|GTA_Online> i wanna go soon
11:07 <slinky_J> this gotta be one of my fav scenes in a movie ever lol
11:24 <Loof|GTA_Online> beach is awesome in winter, no cunts around
11:29 <Doodle> http://oi60.tinypic.com/ek261k.jpg
11:39 <mrdanger> wtf would you bother with the beach in winter
11:42 <Nikky`> Doodledooooo <3
11:48 <fawks> thats awesome
11:50 <Doodle> hai Nikkypoos <3
11:55 <Doodle> no it isnt i have no heater
12:00 <fawks> thats awesome
12:00 <Doodle> hai Nikkypoos <3
12:00 <Doodle> no it isnt i have no heater
12:00 <fawks> your grass is immac
12:00 <Doodle> i have a lawnmower man
12:00 <fawks> ok man
12:00 <fawks> oh
12:00 <fawks> wait i get it
12:00 <mrdanger> lolol
12:00 <Doodle> lol
12:00 <mrdanger> she gets it man
12:00 <fawks> lmao
12:04 <fawks> your grass is immac
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12:11 <Doodle> i have a lawnmower man
12:15 <fawks> ok man
12:17 <fawks> oh
12:19 <fawks> wait i get it
12:27 <mrdanger> lolol
12:28 <Doodle> lol
12:34 <mrdanger> she gets it man
12:36 <fawks> lmao
12:48 Quit: Mew ([email protected]) Quit: Bye
12:49 <Bastardly_One> back to the heater
12:55 <fawks> come use mine dewdel
12:56 <mrdanger> BYE MEW
12:56 <Bastardly_One> aaaaaaah ... toasty goodness
12:58 <fawks> it rules
13:00 <Bastardly_One> back to the heater
13:00 <fawks> come use mine dewdel
13:00 <mrdanger> BYE MEW
13:00 <Bastardly_One> aaaaaaah ... toasty goodness
13:00 <fawks> it rules
13:00 <fawks> i like that it warms the carpet right in front of it, i hope one dasy it doesnt set it on fire
13:00 <simba> one daisy
13:00 <Doodle> lol its snowing like crazy now
13:00 <fawks> lol
13:00 <mrdanger> do you live in one of those blocks of 3 units doodle?
13:00 <Doodle> nah
13:00 <Bastardly_One> it is snowing like legit 
13:00 <Nikky`> Yeap, it is
13:11 <Nikky`> Yeap, it is
13:17 <fawks> i like that it warms the carpet right in front of it, i hope one dasy it doesnt set it on fire
13:26 <simba> one daisy
13:29 <Doodle> lol its snowing like crazy now
13:30 <fawks> lol
13:31 <mrdanger> do you live in one of those blocks of 3 units doodle?
13:45 <Doodle> nah
13:45 <Bastardly_One> it is snowing like legit
13:49 <Bastardly_One> we're not used to this
13:55 <Bastardly_One> we get sleet once or twice a year
13:58 <Loof|GTA_Online> my projector is acting as my heater
14:00 <Bastardly_One> we're not used to this 
14:00 <Bastardly_One> we get sleet once or twice a year
14:00 <Loof|GTA_Online> my projector is acting as my heater
14:00 <Bastardly_One> real snow hasn't happened for like ... years
14:00 <Loof|GTA_Online> it's going to be a bitch in summer
14:00 <mrdanger> Doodle: thats a long driveway
14:00 <Nikky`> I just checked the temp there Doodle.. 1 degree :o(
14:00 <Nikky`> At least its 8 degrees here
14:00 <fawks> omg theres not even an S
14:00 <fawks> just a single degree.
14:07 <Bastardly_One> real snow hasn't happened for like ... years
14:08 <Loof|GTA_Online> it's going to be a bitch in summer
14:10 <mrdanger> Doodle: thats a long driveway
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14:31 <Nikky`> I just checked the temp there Doodle.. 1 degree :o(
14:37 <Nikky`> At least its 8 degrees here
14:41 <fawks> omg theres not even an S
14:45 <fawks> just a single degree.
14:55 <Doodle> 2 units mrdanger
15:00 <Doodle> 2 units mrdanger
15:00 <fawks> its 18 here today but it's still cold as fuck
15:00 <mrdanger> its 9.8 degrees in melb
15:00 <Doodle> https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/t31.0-8/10505082_10202868894377012_2617497825361131100_o.jpg
15:00 <fawks> we had 26 yesti was warm as
15:00 <mrdanger> Doodle: cool beans
15:00 <Doodle> thats what its like outside atm
15:00 <Nikky`> It got to smidge over 19 here yesterday..until it all turned to shit 
15:00 <fawks> omg im so excited for you
15:00 <fawks> why arent you outside
15:00 <Doodle> just saw a car drive past covered in snow lol
15:00 <Doodle> cos i'm in a robe
15:00 <fawks> LOL
15:00 <fawks> with a pipe?
15:00 <Doodle> waiting for a plumber to come fix my heater
15:00 <Loof> die Bastardly_One fucking dsp cheat
15:08 <fawks> its 18 here today but it's still cold as fuck
15:13 <mrdanger> its 9.8 degrees in melb
15:16 <Doodle> https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/t31.0-8/10505082_10202868894377012_2617497825361131100_o.jpg
15:16 <fawks> we had 26 yesti was warm as
15:20 <mrdanger> Doodle: cool beans
15:24 <Doodle> thats what its like outside atm
15:26 <Loof> die Bastardly_One fucking dsp cheat
15:28 <Nikky`> It got to smidge over 19 here yesterday..until it all turned to shit
15:28 <fawks> omg im so excited for you
15:31 <fawks> why arent you outside
15:31 <Doodle> just saw a car drive past covered in snow lol
15:35 <Doodle> cos i'm in a robe
15:38 <fawks> LOL
15:42 <fawks> with a pipe?
15:42 <Doodle> waiting for a plumber to come fix my heater
15:57 <fawks> best images rn
15:57 <simba> hes in his robe and wizard hat !!!!!!
15:57 <Doodle> i have a pipe yes
16:00 <fawks> best images rn
16:00 <simba> hes in his robe and wizard hat !!!!!!
16:00 <Doodle> i have a pipe yes
16:00 <Doodle> lol well its a dressing gown
16:00 <fawks> LOL
16:00 <fawks> thats evfen gayer
16:00 <Doodle> big thick cunt
16:00 <fawks> stick to robe
16:00 <fawks> <3
16:00 <Nikky`> lol
16:00 <Doodle> i never wear it but today is an exception
16:00 <Nikky`> The plumber isn't coming. its too cold so he said fuck you
16:00 <Loof> i bet your niece is scared of her creepy old uncle
16:00 <simba> Wild!
16:07 <Doodle> lol well its a dressing gown
16:09 <Loof> i bet your niece is scared of her creepy old uncle
16:10 <fawks> LOL
16:13 <fawks> thats evfen gayer
16:15 <Doodle> big thick cunt
16:15 <fawks> stick to robe
16:16 <fawks> <3
16:19 <Nikky`> lol
16:27 <+simba> Wild!
16:28 <Doodle> i never wear it but today is an exception
16:36 * mrdanger takes off his robe and wizard hat
16:39 <Nikky`> The plumber isn't coming. its too cold so he said fuck you
16:47 <Doodle> i've been waiting since yesterday
16:53 <simba> ive always wanted a cool frasier esque robe
16:58 <fawks> maybe hes stuck in traffic
17:00 <Doodle> i've been waiting since yesterday
17:00 <simba> ive always wanted a cool frasier esque robe
17:00 <fawks> maybe hes stuck in traffic
17:00 <Doodle> https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfa1/t1.0-9/10553347_10203190159209582_3373099832810340820_n.jpg
17:00 <Doodle> my parents place
17:00 <mrdanger> maybe his daugher has been taken and he is hunting down the kidnappers with his very special set of skills.. ie, plumbing
17:00 <slinky_J> lol simba
17:00 <fawks> sick
17:00 <Bastardly_One> oh Loof has no pot again eh?
17:00 <Bastardly_One> *dismisses the idiot*
17:21 <Bastardly_One> oh Loof has no pot again eh?
17:23 <Doodle> https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfa1/t1.0-9/10553347_10203190159209582_3373099832810340820_n.jpg
17:26 <Doodle> my parents place
17:32 <Bastardly_One> *dismisses the idiot*
17:33 <mrdanger> maybe his daugher has been taken and he is hunting down the kidnappers with his very special set of skills.. ie, plumbing
17:40 <slinky_J> lol simba
17:45 <fawks> sick
17:50 <Doodle> HEY MAYBE YOUR JOKES ARENT FUNNY COS I'M FREEZING MY FUCKING ARSE OFF
17:50 <+simba> thats right boys
17:53 <Bastardly_One> Mine havent come out that well
17:55 <fawks> wow
17:58 <+simba> dont even waste a second thinking about each other today
18:00 <+simba> for it is saturday
18:00 <Doodle> HEY MAYBE YOUR JOKES ARENT FUNNY COS I'M FREEZING MY FUCKING ARSE OFF
18:00 <Bastardly_One> Mine havent come out that well 
18:00 <fawks> wow
18:00 <Bastardly_One> My camera zoom wont work
18:00 <fawks> calm down, your robe will fall off
18:00 <mrdanger> lol Doodle
18:00 <fawks> thats cos your camera is a potato
18:00 <mrdanger> im next to the heater on the couch with a doona
18:00 <mrdanger> its cozy as ballsacks
18:00 <Bastardly_One> actually it's about that 
18:00 <fawks> you guys are mean
18:00 <Doodle> i have a shittly little elecgric heater going about 2ft from me
18:00 <Bastardly_One> and
18:00 <Doodle> doing nothing
18:00 <Bastardly_One> doctor
18:00 <Bastardly_One> Doodle I mea
18:00 <simba> thats not snow u just sneezed up a lamington
18:00 <Bastardly_One> n
18:00 <fawks> LOL
18:00 <Doodle> electric
18:00 <Bastardly_One> its coming down heavier
18:00 <simba> thats right boys
18:00 <simba> dont even waste a second thinking about each other today
18:00 <simba> for it is saturday
18:00 <Blarp> hmmm should I get popcorn so I can sit and watch the show?
18:00 <simba> !ball it
18:00 <simba> !8ball it
18:02 <Bastardly_One> My camera zoom wont work
18:02 <fawks> calm down, your robe will fall off
18:05 <mrdanger> lol Doodle
18:10 <fawks> thats cos your camera is a potato
18:17 <mrdanger> im next to the heater on the couch with a doona
18:24 <mrdanger> its cozy as ballsacks
18:27 <Blarp> hmmm should I get popcorn so I can sit and watch the show?
18:28 <Bastardly_One> actually it's about that
18:29 <fawks> you guys are mean
18:31 <Doodle> i have a shittly little elecgric heater going about 2ft from me
18:32 <Bastardly_One> and
18:33 <Doodle> doing nothing
18:34 <Bastardly_One> doctor
18:38 <Bastardly_One> Doodle I mea
18:38 <simba> thats not snow u just sneezed up a lamington
18:39 <Bastardly_One> n
18:40 <+simba> !ball it
18:41 <fawks> LOL
18:43 <Doodle> electric
18:46 <Bastardly_One> its coming down heavier
18:46 <+simba> !8ball it
18:51 <Bastardly_One> least it is here
18:54 <fawks> fnriosgnwoeijio lamington
19:00 <Bastardly_One> least it is here 
19:00 <fawks> fnriosgnwoeijio lamington
19:00 <Doodle> yeah its like all snowy on the ground now
19:00 <fawks> why dont you just wear more clothes
19:00 <mrdanger> I was going to take my gf to the snow for her birthday but it was balls to the wall expensive and its not like i would actually go outside
19:00 <mrdanger> in the snow
19:00 <mrdanger> fuck that noise.
19:00 <fawks> 2 pairs of socks, trackies, singlet, jumper, jacket, beanie
19:00 <Blarp> no 8ball for you simba :P
19:00 <Bastardly_One> `8ball will I ever get laid?
19:00 <ChanOP> 8ball: will I ever get laid??? Sometime in the near future. Ask again tomorrow.!!
19:00 <Bastardly_One> rude!
19:00 <Blarp> true
19:00 <Blarp> :P
19:06 <Doodle> yeah its like all snowy on the ground now
19:09 <Blarp> no 8ball for you simba :P
19:20 <fawks> why dont you just wear more clothes
19:22 <mrdanger> I was going to take my gf to the snow for her birthday but it was balls to the wall expensive and its not like i would actually go outside
19:24 <mrdanger> in the snow
19:35 <Bastardly_One> `8ball will I ever get laid?
19:35 <ChanOP> 8ball: will I ever get laid??? Sometime in the near future. Ask again tomorrow.!!
19:36 <mrdanger> fuck that noise.
19:40 <fawks> 2 pairs of socks, trackies, singlet, jumper, jacket, beanie
19:40 <Bastardly_One> rude!
19:44 <Blarp> true
19:47 <Blarp> :P
19:48 <fawks> if that doesnt keep you warm then you have issues
19:56 <Doodle> fawks
19:57 <simba> 2 pairs of socks?
19:58 <Bastardly_One> I am so asking tomorrow
19:59 <fawks> oui
19:59 <simba> ive never done that before
20:00 <fawks> if that doesnt keep you warm then you have issues
20:00 <Doodle> fawks
20:00 <simba> 2 pairs of socks?
20:00 <fawks> oui
20:00 <simba> ive never done that before
20:00 <Doodle> clothes do shit
20:00 <Doodle> you need every inch of skin covered in this crap
20:00 <fawks> maybe you have poor circulation
20:00 <mrdanger> i just have socks that are thing and socks that are not
20:00 <mrdanger> rather than having to double up
20:00 <mrdanger> lol
20:00 <mrdanger> thing
20:00 <Nikky`> I'll share my central heating with you Doodle.. its nice n warm here
20:00 <mrdanger> socks that are thing.
20:00 <fawks> it was 2 degrees here the other morning and i was in a nightie with no socks on
20:00 <fawks> lol
20:00 <mrdanger> fuck it just started raining
20:00 <fawks> i just love the cold
20:00 <Bastardly_One> I am so asking tomorrow
20:00 <Blarp> :)
20:00 <Bastardly_One> `8ball will I ever get laid and not have to pay?
20:00 <ChanOP> 8ball: will I ever get laid and not have to pay??? I like to think so.!!
20:00 <Bastardly_One> nice
20:01 <Doodle> clothes do shit
20:07 <Blarp> :)
20:12 <Doodle> you need every inch of skin covered in this crap
20:16 <fawks> maybe you have poor circulation
20:16 <mrdanger> i just have socks that are thing and socks that are not
20:19 <mrdanger> rather than having to double up
20:20 <mrdanger> lol
20:26 <mrdanger> thing
20:30 <Nikky`> I'll share my central heating with you Doodle.. its nice n warm here
20:31 <mrdanger> socks that are thing.
20:37 <fawks> it was 2 degrees here the other morning and i was in a nightie with no socks on
20:37 <Bastardly_One> `8ball will I ever get laid and not have to pay?
20:37 <ChanOP> 8ball: will I ever get laid and not have to pay??? I like to think so.!!
20:39 <fawks> lol
20:43 <mrdanger> fuck it just started raining
20:43 <fawks> i just love the cold
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20:44 <Bastardly_One> nice
20:47 <fawks> wb mewmew
20:53 <mrdanger> fat people like the cold
20:59 <fawks> we sure do
21:00 <fawks> wb mewmew
21:00 <mrdanger> fat people like the cold
21:00 <fawks> we sure do
21:00 <Mew> thx foofalina
21:00 <mrdanger> my brother is like 155 and if its over 15 degrees its sweltering
21:00 <mrdanger> lol
21:00 <Loof|GTA_Online> i lost one of my fingerless gloves :(
21:00 <Doodle> https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfp1/t31.0-8/10286880_10202868916657569_5824461967523953093_o.jpg
21:00 <fawks> 155 ?!
21:00 <simba> lol
21:00 <mrdanger> 155 kg
21:00 <slinky_J> i got two pairs of fingerless gloves now
21:00 <slinky_J> woot
21:00 <mrdanger> he's a large chap
21:00 <fawks> yowzer
21:06 <Mew> thx foofalina
21:16 <mrdanger> my brother is like 155 and if its over 15 degrees its sweltering
21:17 <mrdanger> lol
21:22 <Loof|GTA_Online> i lost one of my fingerless gloves :(
21:25 <Doodle> https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfp1/t31.0-8/10286880_10202868916657569_5824461967523953093_o.jpg
21:27 <fawks> 155 ?!
21:28 <simba> lol
21:33 <mrdanger> 155 kg
21:38 <slinky_J> i got two pairs of fingerless gloves now
21:39 <slinky_J> woot
21:42 <mrdanger> he's a large chap
21:45 <fawks> yowzer
21:50 <slinky_J> technically one are wristbands
21:54 <simba> whats that thing on the neighbours roof
21:57 <Loof|GTA_Online> is that vic?
22:00 <mrdanger> funnily enough he doesnt look round like some fat people look
22:00 <slinky_J> technically one are wristbands
22:00 <simba> whats that thing on the neighbours roof
22:00 <Loof|GTA_Online> is that vic?
22:00 <mrdanger> funnily enough he doesnt look round like some fat people look
22:00 <Doodle> rocket 
22:00 <Doodle> its a chimbley
22:00 <fawks> that looks awesome
22:00 <simba> is that buzz lightyears star command launch centre
22:00 <Loof|GTA_Online> jew oven
22:00 <Doodle> they converted their garage into a lounge room
22:00 <Doodle> like renovated it and shit
22:00 <simba> 4:1)
22:02 <Doodle> rocket
22:17 <Doodle> its a chimbley
22:19 <fawks> that looks awesome
22:19 <simba> is that buzz lightyears star command launch centre
22:19 <+simba> :)
22:21 <Loof|GTA_Online> jew oven
22:31 <Doodle> they converted their garage into a lounge room
22:40 <Doodle> like renovated it and shit
22:47 <mrdanger> one of my friends from work recently had a lapband thing, lost like 40 kg
22:56 <mrdanger> then he was in hospital for a check up and theyre like, hey your leg is a bit dodgy
23:00 <mrdanger> one of my friends from work recently had a lapband thing, lost like 40 kg
23:00 <mrdanger> then he was in hospital for a check up and theyre like, hey your leg is a bit dodgy
23:00 <fawks> uh oh
23:00 <Doodle> ugh now i have to go driving in it
23:00 <Doodle> at least the car has a heater
23:00 <mrdanger> and they amputated his leg within a couple of days
23:00 <fawks> omg
23:00 <fawks> what
23:00 <mrdanger> then theyre like hey you've got lung cancer
23:00 <fawks> QWAUIFHOJDG'
23:00 <mrdanger> so he's had a shit month
23:00 <fawks> are you being shit
23:00 <mrdanger> nah
23:00 <fawks> thats so fucked :(
23:00 <mrdanger> its legit
23:00 <Kynetic> poor cunt
23:00 <fawks> why did they amputate his leg
23:00 <Mew> wtf :(
23:00 <fawks> was it lapband related
23:00 <Nikky`> If you have to ask 8ball if you're going to get laid..then its safe to say, you are not even close to getting a girl to shag
23:00 <Bastardly_One> duh
23:02 <fawks> uh oh
23:03 <Doodle> ugh now i have to go driving in it
23:09 <Doodle> at least the car has a heater
23:10 <mrdanger> and they amputated his leg within a couple of days
23:13 <fawks> omg
23:13 <fawks> what
23:15 <mrdanger> then theyre like hey you've got lung cancer
23:19 <fawks> QWAUIFHOJDG'
23:21 <mrdanger> so he's had a shit month
23:26 <fawks> are you being shit
23:29 <Nikky`> If you have to ask 8ball if you're going to get laid..then its safe to say, you are not even close to getting a girl to shag
23:35 <mrdanger> nah
23:36 <fawks> thats so fucked :(
23:37 <mrdanger> its legit
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23:38 <Bastardly_One> duh
23:40 <Kynetic> poor cunt
23:40 <fawks> why did they amputate his leg
23:40 <Mew> wtf :(
23:44 <fawks> was it lapband related
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23:49 <mrdanger> blood clotting and stuff apparnetly
23:53 <fawks> or just unfortunate
23:58 <fawks> wow that sucks bad
23:58 <Mew> how old is he?
23:59 <mrdanger> i dont think it was lap band related, its just that as he started losing weight and feeling good
24:00 <mrdanger> blood clotting and stuff apparnetly
24:00 <fawks> or just unfortunate
24:00 <fawks> wow that sucks bad
24:00 <Mew> how old is he?
24:00 <mrdanger> i dont think it was lap band related, its just that as he started losing weight and feeling good
24:00 <mrdanger> he hit this wall of shit
24:00 <mrdanger> about 36
24:00 <fawks> thats so fucked
24:00 <slinky_J> mrdanger why wouldnt you go outside in the snow?
24:00 <fawks> so young furreals
24:00 <Kynetic> we're all dying
24:00 <Kynetic> slowly
24:00 <fawks> ok im going to make tea
24:00 <fawks> be are beez
24:00 <simba> cos snow hurts
24:00 <Loof|GTA_Online> i should switch to tea
24:00 <Kynetic> ta ill have one too thanks fawks
24:00 <fawks> k
24:02 <mrdanger> he hit this wall of shit
24:05 <mrdanger> about 36
24:08 <fawks> thats so fucked
24:10 <slinky_J> mrdanger why wouldnt you go outside in the snow?
24:18 <fawks> so young furreals
24:28 <Kynetic> we're all dying
24:30 <Kynetic> slowly
24:30 <fawks> ok im going to make tea
24:32 <fawks> be are beez
24:36 <simba> cos snow hurts
24:40 <Loof|GTA_Online> i should switch to tea
24:41 <Kynetic> ta ill have one too thanks fawks
24:45 <fawks> k
24:48 <Loof|GTA_Online> coffee just straightens me up
24:49 <mrdanger> I will go make food
24:51 <Kynetic> milk in first right?
24:53 <mrdanger> nomnomnom
24:57 <Kynetic> tea from a pot?
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25:00 <Loof|GTA_Online> coffee just straightens me up
25:00 <mrdanger> I will go make food
25:00 <Kynetic> milk in first right?
25:00 <mrdanger> nomnomnom
25:00 <Kynetic> tea from a pot?
25:00 <Mew> MILK IN FIRST?
25:00 <fawks> milk in first is coffee
25:00 <Kynetic> none of this teabag shit
25:00 <fawks> lol
25:00 <Mew> for tea?
25:00 <fawks> u weirdo
25:00 <Mew> yeah thats coffee
25:00 <slinky_J> it'd have to be lapband related
25:00 <Kynetic> erm
25:00 <Kynetic> make a pot of tea
25:00 <mrdanger> uhmmmm
25:00 <fawks> eat a pot of dicks
25:00 <Mew> milk would like coldly rape the tea bag
25:00 <Kynetic> you put milk in first in your cup
25:00 <fawks> k brb
25:00 <Mew> wrapping its cold milk bits on its material
25:00 <Mew> weird
25:00 <mrdanger> milk in first from a pot of tea makes plenty of sense
25:00 <Kynetic> id like to wrap your milk around my material mew
25:00 <mrdanger> teabags are for the weak
25:00 <simba> im still not happy with milk first in coffee so i kinda put both at the same time.. its working
25:00 <Nikky`> But yes, duh.. we are talking about you Bastardly_One :P
25:00 <Nikky`> haha
25:00 <Bastardly_One> that's not nice 
25:00 <Bastardly_One> even if true :P
25:00 <Blarp> good call
25:03 <Mew> MILK IN FIRST?
25:03 <fawks> milk in first is coffee
25:04 <Kynetic> none of this teabag shit
25:04 <fawks> lol
25:04 <Nikky`> But yes, duh.. we are talking about you Bastardly_One :P
25:05 <Nikky`> haha
25:06 <Mew> for tea?
25:08 <fawks> u weirdo
25:09 <Mew> yeah thats coffee
25:12 <slinky_J> it'd have to be lapband related
25:12 <Kynetic> erm
25:15 <Kynetic> make a pot of tea
25:18 <mrdanger> uhmmmm
25:19 <Bastardly_One> that's not nice
25:21 <fawks> eat a pot of dicks
25:22 <Mew> milk would like coldly rape the tea bag
25:22 <Kynetic> you put milk in first in your cup
25:22 <Bastardly_One> even if true :P
25:29 <fawks> k brb
25:30 <Mew> wrapping its cold milk bits on its material
25:30 <Mew> weird
25:39 <mrdanger> milk in first from a pot of tea makes plenty of sense
25:42 <Kynetic> id like to wrap your milk around my material mew
25:43 <mrdanger> teabags are for the weak
25:44 <simba> im still not happy with milk first in coffee so i kinda put both at the same time.. its working
25:47 <Blarp> good call
25:59 <Nikky`> If its true its not mean
26:00 <Mew> id like to wrap my laughing gear around your pork sword Kynetic 
26:00 <slinky_J> lol
26:00 <mrdanger> milk first was apparently a hang over from cheap china that would crack when hot water was put in first
26:00 <Mew> and then have tea
26:00 <Mew> later
26:00 <Kynetic> sounds like a plan mew
26:00 <Loof|GTA_Online> can i watch?
26:00 <Nikky`> If its true its not mean
26:00 <Bastardly_One> damn it 
26:00 <Blarp> the truth hurts, doesn't mean you should say it
26:05 <Mew> id like to wrap my laughing gear around your pork sword Kynetic
26:05 <slinky_J> lol
26:07 <mrdanger> milk first was apparently a hang over from cheap china that would crack when hot water was put in first
26:08 <Mew> and then have tea
26:09 <Mew> later
26:13 <Bastardly_One> damn it
26:14 <Kynetic> sounds like a plan mew
26:24 <Loof|GTA_Online> can i watch?
26:29 <Blarp> the truth hurts, doesn't mean you should say it
26:49 <Bastardly_One> lol ... doesn't bother me actually
26:52 <Loof|GTA_Online> i like to watch
26:52 <mrdanger> loof has skid marks, make sure you only let him watch
26:56 <mrdanger> otherwise it would be a bit gross
27:00 <Loof|GTA_Online> i like to watch
27:00 <mrdanger> loof has skid marks, make sure you only let him watch
27:00 <mrdanger> otherwise it would be a bit gross
27:00 <slinky_J> so any cheap porcelain
27:00 <Kynetic> mrdanger funnily enough it does taste better milk in first though
27:00 <mrdanger> Kynetic: I could be talking shit, I'm just doing that thing where I repeat something I've heard without any form of verification
27:00 <Mew> mrdanger i had an infusion tea pot thing for a while but it broke
27:00 <mrdanger> it could have been a homeless man rambling
27:00 <Loof|GTA_Online> mrdanger you might as well not shower when your clothes smell like feet, plz die
27:00 <Kynetic> lol
27:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... doesn't bother me actually 
27:00 <Loof> b1's relationships last about as long as his ops
27:00 <Loof> as soon as they get to know how shit he is they run
27:00 <Nikky`> Exactly Blarp.. I knew Bastardly_One would take it as a joke. that it was given
27:00 <Blarp> I know
27:01 <Loof> b1's relationships last about as long as his ops
27:02 <slinky_J> so any cheap porcelain
27:04 <Kynetic> mrdanger funnily enough it does taste better milk in first though
27:14 <Loof> as soon as they get to know how shit he is they run
27:21 <Nikky`> Exactly Blarp.. I knew Bastardly_One would take it as a joke. that it was given
27:30 <Blarp> I know
27:31 <mrdanger> Kynetic: I could be talking shit, I'm just doing that thing where I repeat something I've heard without any form of verification
27:36 <Mew> mrdanger i had an infusion tea pot thing for a while but it broke
27:37 <mrdanger> it could have been a homeless man rambling
27:40 <Loof|GTA_Online> mrdanger you might as well not shower when your clothes smell like feet, plz die
27:40 <Kynetic> lol
27:50 <slinky_J> ;p;
27:51 <slinky_J> lol
27:59 <mrdanger> Loof|GTA_Online: hows that ignore working out?
28:00 <slinky_J> ;p;
28:00 <slinky_J> lol
28:00 <mrdanger> Loof|GTA_Online: hows that ignore working out?
28:00 <Kynetic> loof you are so angry
28:00 <Kynetic> is it because you have a rash from the skidmarks?
28:00 <mrdanger> lol
28:00 <Loof|GTA_Online> lol
28:00 <Kynetic> i have some sudocrem which i put on my 11 month old son here
28:00 <Kynetic> it might help with that rash
28:00 <Bastardly_One> anyone see that? hear that noise?
28:00 <Bastardly_One> sounded like a loud long fart
28:00 <Loof> soon as they see past the crap
28:00 <Blarp> Bastardly_One is one of those people like me, he would be in so much trouble if he ever took himself seriously
28:00 <Bastardly_One> oh, Loof said something
28:00 <Bastardly_One> Blarp gets it 
28:00 <Blarp> yes, whatever it is
28:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm taken way too literally 
28:02 <Bastardly_One> anyone see that? hear that noise?
28:08 <Kynetic> loof you are so angry
28:12 <Bastardly_One> sounded like a loud long fart
28:14 <Loof> soon as they see past the crap
28:15 <Blarp> Bastardly_One is one of those people like me, he would be in so much trouble if he ever took himself seriously
28:17 <Bastardly_One> oh, Loof said something
28:19 <Kynetic> is it because you have a rash from the skidmarks?
28:24 <mrdanger> lol
28:26 <Loof|GTA_Online> lol
28:26 <Bastardly_One> Blarp gets it
28:38 <Blarp> yes, whatever it is
28:41 <Kynetic> i have some sudocrem which i put on my 11 month old son here
28:45 <Kynetic> it might help with that rash
28:48 <Bastardly_One> I'm taken way too literally
28:51 <Kynetic> then maybe you can calm down a bit?
28:52 <Bastardly_One> ok, pictures taken ... the snow can fuck off now
28:52 <slinky_J> wash hands after
28:53 <Loof|GTA_Online> i use babywiples cocksniffer
28:58 <Loof|GTA_Online> babywipes*
29:00 <Kynetic> then maybe you can calm down a bit?
29:00 <Bastardly_One> ok, pictures taken ... the snow can fuck off now
29:00 <slinky_J> wash hands after
29:00 <Loof|GTA_Online> i use babywiples cocksniffer
29:00 <Loof|GTA_Online> babywipes*
29:00 <slinky_J> you use baby wipes to wipe your arse?
29:00 <Kynetic> i hope you dont flush them
29:00 <slinky_J> ahahahaha
29:00 <Loof|GTA_Online> i do
29:00 <simba> LOL
29:00 <Mew> you stuck the chopstick in your dickhole?
29:00 <simba> caps
29:00 <Mew> link it up
29:00 <slinky_J> everyone has their thing
29:00 <Kynetic> because if you do you're gonna end up with clogged sewerage pipes
29:00 <Loof|GTA_Online> serious?
29:00 <Kynetic> serious
29:00 <simba> i use babywipes to wipe babies off this planet 
29:00 <Kynetic> it says on the packet not to flush them
29:00 <Bastardly_One> Mew, no *lol* ... we have snow so I had to get pics
29:00 <Loof|GTA_Online> i'll check
29:00 <slinky_J> lol
29:00 <Kynetic> they dont break down like toilet paper
29:07 <slinky_J> you use baby wipes to wipe your arse?
29:07 <Kynetic> i hope you dont flush them
29:10 <slinky_J> ahahahaha
29:11 <Loof|GTA_Online> i do
29:12 <simba> LOL
29:13 <Mew> you stuck the chopstick in your dickhole?
29:14 <simba> caps
29:18 <Mew> link it up
29:19 <slinky_J> everyone has their thing
29:19 <Kynetic> because if you do you're gonna end up with clogged sewerage pipes
29:27 <Loof|GTA_Online> serious?
29:29 <Kynetic> serious
29:35 <simba> i use babywipes to wipe babies off this planet
29:36 <Kynetic> it says on the packet not to flush them
29:43 <Bastardly_One> Mew, no *lol* ... we have snow so I had to get pics
29:43 <Loof|GTA_Online> i'll check
29:43 <slinky_J> lol
29:44 <Kynetic> they dont break down like toilet paper
29:51 <Loof|GTA_Online> fuck
29:54 <Loof|GTA_Online> it does
30:00 <Loof|GTA_Online> fuck
30:00 <Loof|GTA_Online> it does
30:00 <mrdanger> loof uses baby wipes and still says everybody has skid marks?
30:00 <simba> have u had plumbing issues Loof|GTA_Online
30:00 <mrdanger> that's even more confusing
30:00 <slinky_J> and anyone using those washing products with beads in them
30:00 <Loof|GTA_Online> not yet
30:00 <slinky_J> stop using them too
30:00 <Kynetic> give it time loof if you flush em
30:00 <mrdanger> slinky_J: beads?
30:00 <slinky_J> yer
30:00 <Kynetic> eventualy one day you'll flush and it wont go down
30:00 <Loof|GTA_Online> i'll put a bin in the bathroom
30:00 <slinky_J> microbeads 
30:00 <Loof|GTA_Online> a medbin
30:00 <simba> https://31.media.tumblr.com/c3ecccc809b3c4a7989838cb19483c03/tumblr_inline_n9erg52mlt1rnvihh.png
30:00 <slinky_J> in ladies products
30:00 <Kynetic> the plastic beads
30:00 <Kynetic> yea
30:04 <mrdanger> loof uses baby wipes and still says everybody has skid marks?
30:08 <simba> have u had plumbing issues Loof|GTA_Online
30:08 <mrdanger> that's even more confusing
30:10 <slinky_J> and anyone using those washing products with beads in them
30:11 <Loof|GTA_Online> not yet
30:13 <slinky_J> stop using them too
30:22 <Kynetic> give it time loof if you flush em
30:25 <mrdanger> slinky_J: beads?
30:28 <slinky_J> yer
30:28 <Kynetic> eventualy one day you'll flush and it wont go down
30:29 <Loof|GTA_Online> i'll put a bin in the bathroom
30:32 <slinky_J> microbeads
30:38 <Loof|GTA_Online> a medbin
30:40 <simba> https://31.media.tumblr.com/c3ecccc809b3c4a7989838cb19483c03/tumblr_inline_n9erg52mlt1rnvihh.png
30:41 <slinky_J> in ladies products
30:43 <Kynetic> the plastic beads
30:44 <Kynetic> yea
30:48 <Kynetic> they end up in fish and then in birds
30:50 <slinky_J> yer
30:54 <Kynetic> and we end up eating them too
31:00 <Kynetic> cos of the food chain n shit
31:00 <Kynetic> they end up in fish and then in birds
31:00 <slinky_J> yer
31:00 <Kynetic> and we end up eating them too
31:00 <Kynetic> cos of the food chain n shit
31:00 <mrdanger> what cleaning products have them in them?
31:00 <slinky_J> woo!
31:00 <mrdanger> i dont know them
31:00 <slinky_J> REVENGE!
31:00 <Kynetic> mrdanger usually facial scrubs
31:00 <slinky_J> revenge of the beads
31:00 <mrdanger> ohhh
31:00 <Loof|GTA_Online> mrdanger is a scrub
31:00 <Kynetic> they used to use pumice
31:00 <mrdanger> yeah i think my gf has some exfoliant shit like that
31:00 <Kynetic> but its cheaper to use microbeads of plastic
31:00 <slinky_J> yep
31:00 <Mew> burn it
31:00 <Loof|GTA_Online> anal beads
31:00 <mrdanger> i will let her know
31:00 <simba> a scrub is a guy that cant get no love from me
31:00 <mrdanger> that she is destroying the planet
31:00 <slinky_J> ;)
31:00 <mrdanger> she'll probably cry
31:01 <mrdanger> what cleaning products have them in them?
31:01 <slinky_J> woo!
31:03 <mrdanger> i dont know them
31:06 <slinky_J> REVENGE!
31:09 <Kynetic> mrdanger usually facial scrubs
31:12 <slinky_J> revenge of the beads
31:15 <mrdanger> ohhh
31:19 <Loof|GTA_Online> mrdanger is a scrub
31:21 <Kynetic> they used to use pumice
31:25 <mrdanger> yeah i think my gf has some exfoliant shit like that
31:27 <Kynetic> but its cheaper to use microbeads of plastic
31:31 <slinky_J> yep
31:32 <Mew> burn it
31:33 <Loof|GTA_Online> anal beads
31:39 <mrdanger> i will let her know
31:42 <simba> a scrub is a guy that cant get no love from me
31:43 <mrdanger> that she is destroying the planet
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31:45 <slinky_J> ;)
31:46 <mrdanger> she'll probably cry
31:47 <Kynetic> loof can i have mine back btw? the anal beads that is
31:51 <slinky_J> we're saving the planet Kynetic!
31:56 <Loof|GTA_Online> lol no mine now!
31:59 <Sanity> Any girls here?
32:00 <Kynetic> fuck
32:00 <Kynetic> loof can i have mine back btw? the anal beads that is
32:00 <slinky_J> we're saving the planet Kynetic!
32:00 <Loof|GTA_Online> lol no mine now!
32:00 <Sanity> Any girls here?
32:00 <Kynetic> fuck
32:00 <simba> nope all male chatroom
32:00 <Kynetic> girls?
32:00 <slinky_J> simba have you seen Don Cheadles captain planet?
32:00 <Kynetic> on irc?
32:00 <simba> nope
32:00 <mrdanger> Sanity: I have a huge vagina
32:00 <Kynetic> theres rumours that muew is a girl
32:00 <slinky_J> :/
32:00 <Kynetic> mew* rather
32:00 <Mew> shhhhhhh
32:00 <Sanity> Any girls here, that are not male?
32:00 <mrdanger> I hear mew is hot
32:00 <slinky_J> look up don cheadle captain planet episode 1 on youtube
32:00 <doctor> is that what it means? i was often called scrub a lot when I was 17 and played CS a lot
32:00 <slinky_J> tis funny as
32:00 <Loof|GTA_Online> that's asking too much
32:00 <mrdanger> hot like the sun
32:00 <Bastardly_One> well, this can be taken literally ... I have stuff to do 
32:01 <Bastardly_One> well, this can be taken literally ... I have stuff to do
32:06 * Kynetic has to purchase more anal beads now
32:07 <simba> nope all male chatroom
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32:14 <Kynetic> girls?
32:14 <slinky_J> simba have you seen Don Cheadles captain planet?
32:15 <Kynetic> on irc?
32:19 <simba> nope
32:22 <mrdanger> Sanity: I have a huge vagina
32:24 <Kynetic> theres rumours that muew is a girl
32:28 <slinky_J> :/
32:31 <Kynetic> mew* rather
32:33 <Mew> shhhhhhh
32:35 <Sanity> Any girls here, that are not male?
32:39 <mrdanger> I hear mew is hot
32:40 <slinky_J> look up don cheadle captain planet episode 1 on youtube
32:42 <doctor> is that what it means? i was often called scrub a lot when I was 17 and played CS a lot
32:43 <slinky_J> tis funny as
32:44 <Loof|GTA_Online> that's asking too much
32:44 <mrdanger> hot like the sun
32:47 <slinky_J> he's a nutter
32:48 <Kynetic> but shes too busy sucking my pork sword with her laughing gear
33:00 <slinky_J> he's a nutter
33:00 <Kynetic> but shes too busy sucking my pork sword with her laughing gear
33:00 <doctor> i had an inkling they didn't like me there, now I know for certain
33:00 <mrdanger> lol
33:14 <doctor> i had an inkling they didn't like me there, now I know for certain
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33:39 <mrdanger> lol
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33:59 <mrdanger> were you hanging out the passenger side of your best friends ride, trying to holla at them?
34:00 <mrdanger> were you hanging out the passenger side of your best friends ride, trying to holla at them?
34:00 <Mew> lmao
34:14 <Mew> lmao
35:00 <mrdanger> at trivia the other night a team of 3 guys in their late 20s were the only team that could word for word write the next 4 lines of that song
35:00 <mrdanger> no, it was not my team
35:00 <Mew> champions
35:00 <Bastardly_One> snow bitches
35:00 <Bastardly_One> https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xap1/t1.0-9/p403x403/10501588_10152586996908104_222283608081882450_n.jpg
35:13 <mrdanger> at trivia the other night a team of 3 guys in their late 20s were the only team that could word for word write the next 4 lines of that song
35:37 <mrdanger> no, it was not my team
35:40 <Mew> champions
35:41 <Bastardly_One> snow bitches
35:42 <Bastardly_One> https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xap1/t1.0-9/p403x403/10501588_10152586996908104_222283608081882450_n.jpg
35:57 <mrdanger> my team name was what a fact hunt
36:00 <mrdanger> my team name was what a fact hunt
36:00 <Sanity> I wanted a female perspective on something, google isn't really providing the right answers.
36:00 <slinky_J> wtf rent movies on youtube for five bux
36:00 <slinky_J> lols
36:00 <mrdanger> sanity: date rape is still rape
36:00 <Mew> did they read it out?
36:00 <slinky_J> meh
36:00 <Sanity> ok... but that wasn't it.
36:00 <simba> yea youtube has shit u have 2 pay 2 watch 
36:00 <mrdanger> mew: yup
36:00 <Mew> naice
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36:09 <Sanity> I wanted a female perspective on something, google isn't really providing the right answers.
36:18 <slinky_J> wtf rent movies on youtube for five bux
36:20 <slinky_J> lols
36:20 <mrdanger> sanity: date rape is still rape
36:31 <Mew> did they read it out?
36:31 <slinky_J> meh
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36:36 <Sanity> ok... but that wasn't it.
36:40 <simba> yea youtube has shit u have 2 pay 2 watch
36:41 <mrdanger> mew: yup
36:46 <Mew> naice
36:47 <mrdanger> she said it with a straight face the whole night
36:50 <slinky_J> i always ask a chick if we can do the dead position first so i can just go to sleep
37:00 <mrdanger> she said it with a straight face the whole night
37:00 <slinky_J> i always ask a chick if we can do the dead position first so i can just go to sleep
37:00 <mrdanger> bundy-esque
37:00 <Mew> she wanted the D
37:00 <slinky_J> SHE SAID IT WITH CONVICTION!
37:00 <mrdanger> SPEAK WITH CONVICTION
37:00 <mrdanger> reminds me of that taylor mali poem
37:08 <mrdanger> bundy-esque
37:12 <Mew> she wanted the D
37:20 <slinky_J> SHE SAID IT WITH CONVICTION!
37:34 <mrdanger> SPEAK WITH CONVICTION
37:43 <mrdanger> reminds me of that taylor mali poem
38:00 <mrdanger> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SCNIBV87wV4
38:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Like_youknow (Jan 9, 2007) - Category: Entertainment - 1,668,981 - 11,690 likes (98.2%), 209 dislikes (1.8%)
38:00 <mrdanger> that one
38:00 <slinky_J> lols
38:11 <mrdanger> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SCNIBV87wV4
38:14 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Like_youknow (Jan 9, 2007) - Category: Entertainment - 1,668,981 - 11,690 likes (98.2%), 209 dislikes (1.8%)
38:14 <mrdanger> that one
38:18 <slinky_J> lols
39:00 <Bastardly_One> I need food ... 
39:34 <Bastardly_One> I need food ...
39:43 Nick: Bastardly_One is now known as B1-not-here
39:48 <mrdanger> today is the first day of August.
40:00 <mrdanger> today is the first day of August.
40:16 Nick: mrdanger is now known as Bastardly_Juan
40:38 Nick: simba is now known as Mustardly_Bun
40:55 <Bastardly_Juan> woah essay, too far
41:00 <Bastardly_Juan> woah essay, too far
41:00 <Bastardly_Juan> you think this is a joke mang
41:00 <doctor> one month left of winter
41:00 <B1-not-here> esse ... you die gringo!
41:00 <Bastardly_Juan> you locooooooo
41:00 <B1-not-here> but yes ... food! *searches*
41:04 <Bastardly_Juan> you think this is a joke mang
41:13 <doctor> one month left of winter
41:15 <B1-not-here> esse ... you die gringo!
41:35 <Bastardly_Juan> you locooooooo
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41:39 <B1-not-here> but yes ... food! *searches*
42:00 <doctor> you seem rather chirpy mrdanger
42:03 <doctor> you seem rather chirpy mrdanger
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43:00 <Loof|GTA_Online> fuck i want to fap but my hands are too cold
43:00 <Mew> sit on them
43:00 <Mustardly_Bun> isnt that the worst
43:00 <Mew> then you can do the warm stranger
43:00 <slinky_J> no too bad dangerman no too bad
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43:24 <Loof|GTA_Online> fuck i want to fap but my hands are too cold
43:38 <Mew> sit on them
43:39 <Mustardly_Bun> isnt that the worst
43:43 <Mew> then you can do the warm stranger
43:44 <slinky_J> no too bad dangerman no too bad
43:48 <slinky_J> link i mean
43:53 Nick: Mustardly_Bun is now known as Percent_Man
43:57 <Loof|GTA_Online> good ida!
43:57 <Percent_Man> I am Percent_Man
44:00 <slinky_J> link i mean
44:00 <Loof|GTA_Online> good ida!
44:00 <Percent_Man> I am Percent_Man
44:00 <slinky_J> time for gloves!
44:00 <slinky_J> go right up ma arm
44:00 <Percent_Man> when the two hands on the clock have gloves on
44:00 <Percent_Man> its gloves time
44:00 <Bastardly_Juan> doctor: why would I not be?
44:00 <Bastardly_Juan> I'm a pretty happy chap
44:07 <slinky_J> time for gloves!
44:27 <slinky_J> go right up ma arm
44:35 <Percent_Man> when the two hands on the clock have gloves on
44:38 <Percent_Man> its gloves time
44:39 <Bastardly_Juan> doctor: why would I not be?
44:45 <Bastardly_Juan> I'm a pretty happy chap
45:00 <doctor> it's a good thing
45:46 <doctor> it's a good thing
49:00 <slinky_J> i love gloves
49:00 <slinky_J> finally got the gloves n cap i ordered
49:00 <slinky_J> 2 weeks late
49:07 <slinky_J> i love gloves
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49:16 <slinky_J> finally got the gloves n cap i ordered
49:20 <slinky_J> 2 weeks late
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57:00 <Mew> how much were they you lil fashionista
57:00 <British^Meat> mew spew
57:09 <Mew> how much were they you lil fashionista
57:27 <British^Meat> mew spew
57:50 <British^Meat> did ye recieve snow upon your island?
58:00 <+simba> :)
58:00 <British^Meat> did ye recieve snow upon your island?
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59:52 <slinky_J> um
59:55 <slinky_J> 16 pound
00:00 <slinky_J> um
00:00 <slinky_J> 16 pound
00:00 <slinky_J> like 27 dollars
00:00 <Mew> it did not
00:00 <Mew> that im aware of
00:03 <slinky_J> like 27 dollars
00:06 <Mew> it did not
00:11 <Mew> that im aware of
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01:00 <slinky_J> cant wait to get the next pair. 
01:20 <slinky_J> cant wait to get the next pair.
03:57 <British^Meat> gawsh jawsh, u arent still crapping on about some hat and gloves your mum got you online r u?
04:00 <British^Meat> gawsh jawsh, u arent still crapping on about some hat and gloves your mum got you online r u?
04:53 <slinky_J> thx babs that reminds me
05:00 <slinky_J> thx babs that reminds me
05:00 <jaawsh> n yea i did pay her to purchase them. You certainly do pay attention!
05:04 Nick: slinky_J is now known as jaawsh
05:37 <jaawsh> n yea i did pay her to purchase them. You certainly do pay attention!
06:00 <Percent_Man> wb NeoGeo64'
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06:37 <Percent_Man> wb NeoGeo64'
06:59 <British^Meat> Samurai Showdown and Art Of Fighting were my 2 face Neo Geo games
07:00 <British^Meat> Samurai Showdown and Art Of Fighting were my 2 face Neo Geo games
07:00 <British^Meat> face?
07:00 <British^Meat> coz i totally meant favourite
07:00 <British^Meat> or fave
07:00 <British^Meat> i not fried
07:00 <Percent_Man> did u ever play or see a virtual boy?
07:08 <British^Meat> face?
07:12 <British^Meat> coz i totally meant favourite
07:20 <British^Meat> or fave
07:27 <British^Meat> i not fried
07:46 <Percent_Man> did u ever play or see a virtual boy?
07:50 <jaawsh> fraid
08:00 <jaawsh> fraid
08:00 <jaawsh> dud yew evar pey to see a veituil boi
08:00 <British^Meat> yer, once
08:17 <jaawsh> dud yew evar pey to see a veituil boi
08:46 <British^Meat> yer, once
08:57 <British^Meat> I think i played the tennis game on it
09:00 <British^Meat> I think i played the tennis game on it
09:00 <British^Meat> it was sorta cool, but so red and flickery
09:00 <Percent_Man> that rox
09:00 <jaawsh> didnt think they were released in Aus
09:00 <Percent_Man> thats prob true
09:00 <British^Meat> i used to work at a game shop here in gawler and a ninty rep was bringing one around
09:00 <British^Meat> it was a bit of junk tbhj
09:09 <British^Meat> it was sorta cool, but so red and flickery
09:20 <Percent_Man> that rox
09:21 <jaawsh> didnt think they were released in Aus
09:40 <Percent_Man> thats prob true
09:41 <British^Meat> i used to work at a game shop here in gawler and a ninty rep was bringing one around
09:45 <British^Meat> it was a bit of junk tbhj
10:00 <Percent_Man> yea i saw some of the ideas on it they were hilarious
10:00 <Percent_Man> some were way before its time
10:20 <Percent_Man> yea i saw some of the ideas on it they were hilarious
10:34 <Percent_Man> some were way before its time
11:00 <British^Meat> ninty4lyf
11:00 <Percent_Man> the controller has 2 d pads
11:00 <British^Meat> starfox on it wouldve been cool :)
11:02 <British^Meat> ninty4lyf
11:11 <Percent_Man> the controller has 2 d pads
11:22 <British^Meat> starfox on it wouldve been cool :)
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11:51 <Percent_Man> imagine lylat wars in the arcade
11:54 <Percent_Man> that game is so gr8
12:00 <Percent_Man> imagine lylat wars in the arcade
12:00 <Percent_Man> that game is so gr8
12:00 <jaawsh> far out
12:00 <British^Meat> it was just silly on that lil stand, you had be sitting in the exact spot, just to peer into it
12:00 <British^Meat> too heavy to strap to your head :)
12:01 <jaawsh> far out
12:07 <British^Meat> it was just silly on that lil stand, you had be sitting in the exact spot, just to peer into it
12:20 <British^Meat> too heavy to strap to your head :)
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13:52 <Percent_Man> i remember something about consoles still being seen as and sold as a toy back then so they wanted that to be some kind of totally immersive experience and not seen as a toy
14:00 <Percent_Man> i remember something about consoles still being seen as and sold as a toy back then so they wanted that to be some kind of totally immersive experience and not seen as a toy
14:00 <Percent_Man> but it just looks like a lawnmower
14:00 <fawks> only the gooood diiiiiiiie yooooooung
14:05 <Percent_Man> but it just looks like a lawnmower
14:34 <fawks> only the gooood diiiiiiiie yooooooung
14:49 <jaawsh> lol
14:56 <British^Meat> gfx probably better on a lawn mower :)
15:00 <jaawsh> lol
15:00 <British^Meat> gfx probably better on a lawn mower :)
15:00 <Percent_Man> it couldve had a good lawn mower simulator
15:00 <Percent_Man> sim lawn
15:22 <Percent_Man> it couldve had a good lawn mower simulator
15:28 <Percent_Man> sim lawn
16:54 <British^Meat> Super Mario Gardening Party 15
17:00 <British^Meat> Super Mario Gardening Party 15
17:00 <Percent_Man> Mario Garden
17:00 <Percent_Man> that sounds so legit its not funny
17:26 <Percent_Man> Mario Garden
17:31 <Percent_Man> that sounds so legit its not funny
17:54 <British^Meat> The Last Of Us
17:55 <British^Meat> get it
18:00 <British^Meat> The Last Of Us
18:00 <British^Meat> get it
18:00 <Percent_Man> whats that on
18:39 <Percent_Man> whats that on
18:59 <Bastardly_Juan> great game
19:00 <Bastardly_Juan> great game
19:00 <Bastardly_Juan> im playing watchdogs on ps4 right now and its shit compared to last of us on ps3
19:21 <Bastardly_Juan> im playing watchdogs on ps4 right now and its shit compared to last of us on ps3
20:00 <British^Meat> yer, was pretty hyped up
20:00 <British^Meat> yer, was pretty hyped up
20:00 <jaawsh> how can you compare
20:00 <jaawsh> watch dogs
20:00 <jaawsh> to the last of us
20:00 <British^Meat> pretty mediocre
20:00 <jaawsh> watch dogs is a fkn great game.
20:00 <psYbR> http://www.ebay.com.au/itm/Nintendo-Virtual-Boy-Red-Console-Working-Collectors-Item-5-games-/141354346054?pt=AU_Consoles&hash=item20e9602646&_uhb=1
20:00 <psYbR> worth
20:00 <British^Meat> but last of us has just been "remastered" on ps4, i suggest ye gets
20:06 <jaawsh> how can you compare
20:09 <jaawsh> watch dogs
20:11 <jaawsh> to the last of us
20:13 <British^Meat> pretty mediocre
20:17 <jaawsh> watch dogs is a fkn great game.
20:24 <psYbR> http://www.ebay.com.au/itm/Nintendo-Virtual-Boy-Red-Console-Working-Collectors-Item-5-games-/141354346054?pt=AU_Consoles&hash=item20e9602646&_uhb=1
20:29 <psYbR> worth
20:31 <British^Meat> but last of us has just been "remastered" on ps4, i suggest ye gets
20:47 <jaawsh> lol comparing games that arent in the same genre
20:48 <Percent_Man> only 325 bucks
21:00 <jaawsh> lol comparing games that arent in the same genre
21:00 <Percent_Man> only 325 bucks 
21:00 <British^Meat> it has LED display!
21:00 <British^Meat> like my tv, ahead of its time :)
21:00 <psYbR> lol\
21:06 <British^Meat> it has LED display!
21:11 <British^Meat> like my tv, ahead of its time :)
21:22 <psYbR> lol\
21:50 <jaawsh> psYbR u wee sexy bastard!
21:52 <jaawsh> xD
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22:00 <jaawsh> psYbR u wee sexy bastard!
22:00 <jaawsh> xD
22:00 <psYbR> wee? :/
22:00 <psYbR> im a buff hunk of man-meat
22:00 <Percent_Man> austin powers, james bond: fucken scousers https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Bt6oydAIMAIhU1E.jpg
22:00 <jaawsh> hahaha
22:00 <jaawsh> well, I like your methods
22:00 <Percent_Man> the best british agents are scouse
22:00 <jaawsh> TURNS ME ON 
22:00 <British^Meat> funny pic :)
22:14 <psYbR> wee? :/
22:20 <psYbR> im a buff hunk of man-meat
22:24 <Percent_Man> austin powers, james bond: fucken scousers https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Bt6oydAIMAIhU1E.jpg
22:26 <jaawsh> hahaha
22:35 <jaawsh> well, I like your methods
22:38 <Percent_Man> the best british agents are scouse
22:39 <jaawsh> TURNS ME ON
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22:45 <British^Meat> funny pic :)
23:00 <jaawsh> scouse girls
23:00 <jaawsh> scouse girls
23:00 <jaawsh> never trust em
23:00 <Percent_Man> i like the sign on the chair that says be alert for bats like a bat could fly up there
23:00 <British^Meat> bond looks like hes wearing a neckerchief :/
23:00 <jaawsh> filthy dirty hunty cuntys
23:03 <jaawsh> never trust em
23:06 <Percent_Man> i like the sign on the chair that says be alert for bats like a bat could fly up there
23:09 <British^Meat> bond looks like hes wearing a neckerchief :/
23:17 <jaawsh> filthy dirty hunty cuntys
24:00 <Percent_Man> lol
24:00 <Percent_Man> hes in teh mardi gras
24:00 <Percent_Man> http://i1028.photobucket.com/albums/y342/codycaz/Liverpool%20Football%20Club/Liverpool%20FC%202014-15%20Season/08_zpsac8ae021.jpg
24:00 <Percent_Man> yankee stadium goes red
24:14 <Percent_Man> lol
24:20 <Percent_Man> hes in teh mardi gras
24:41 <Percent_Man> http://i1028.photobucket.com/albums/y342/codycaz/Liverpool%20Football%20Club/Liverpool%20FC%202014-15%20Season/08_zpsac8ae021.jpg
24:46 <Percent_Man> yankee stadium goes red
25:00 <British^Meat> liverpoop
25:31 <British^Meat> liverpoop
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27:00 <British^Meat> is pro evolution soccer a thing anymore?
27:00 <Percent_Man> i think so
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27:29 <British^Meat> is pro evolution soccer a thing anymore?
27:42 <Percent_Man> i think so
28:00 <Percent_Man> i used 2 be on that until fifa became teh big dog
28:00 <Percent_Man> pro evo 3/4
28:07 <Percent_Man> i used 2 be on that until fifa became teh big dog
28:12 <Percent_Man> pro evo 3/4
29:52 <jaawsh> gotta bring street soccer in to fashion
30:00 <jaawsh> gotta bring street soccer in to fashion
30:00 <jaawsh> all the cool tricks n shit the way they play is fkn awesome
30:00 <Percent_Man> fifa street
30:00 <British^Meat> its hailing, joy
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30:30 <jaawsh> all the cool tricks n shit the way they play is fkn awesome
30:37 <Percent_Man> fifa street
30:46 <British^Meat> its hailing, joy
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33:14 <beehhh> refugee country
33:44 <beehhh> everyone's captivated by either the situation or the debt
34:00 <Percent_Man> the rain smells like sausage rolls
34:18 <beehhh> no wonder the boomarang was invented
34:20 <Percent_Man> the rain smells like sausage rolls
35:00 <Bastardly_Juan> jaawsh: games that arent the same genre?
35:00 <Bastardly_Juan> lol
35:00 <Bastardly_Juan> you think coz in last of us you can 'hack' stuff its a different genre?
35:00 <Bastardly_Juan> cant
35:00 <Bastardly_Juan> *
35:06 <+simba> be quiet beehhh
35:13 <+simba> thankj u
35:14 <Bastardly_Juan> jaawsh: games that arent the same genre?
35:15 <Bastardly_Juan> lol
35:28 <Bastardly_Juan> you think coz in last of us you can 'hack' stuff its a different genre?
35:37 <Bastardly_Juan> cant
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35:40 <Bastardly_Juan> *
35:53 <British^Meat> it was sooooooooooooooooo good
36:00 <British^Meat> it was sooooooooooooooooo good
36:00 <British^Meat> very polished
36:34 <British^Meat> very polished
36:59 <British^Meat> one cannot reccomend it highly enough
37:00 <British^Meat> one cannot reccomend it highly enough
37:00 <British^Meat> ive never really played any other naughty dog games, but id defo get the ps4 version and uncharted when that arrives on it
37:24 <British^Meat> ive never really played any other naughty dog games, but id defo get the ps4 version and uncharted when that arrives on it
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38:00 <Bastardly_Juan> uncharted was a good series
38:00 <Percent_Man> kool
38:00 <Percent_Man> i had uncharted 1 but probably didnt put enough time into it
38:08 <Bastardly_Juan> uncharted was a good series
38:35 <Percent_Man> kool
38:41 <Percent_Man> i had uncharted 1 but probably didnt put enough time into it
40:49 <Bastardly_Juan> far cry 3 was good
41:00 <Bastardly_Juan> far cry 3 was good
41:22 <beehhh> i dont like touch screen tablets so getting another laptop
42:39 <+simba> they shouldnt replace each other anyway tbh
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44:14 <beehhh> http://www8.hp.com/my/en/products/laptops/product-detail.html?oid=6737641
45:00 <jaawsh> not as good as 2
45:35 <jaawsh> not as good as 2
46:00 <jaawsh> far cry 3 is great tho
46:00 <jaawsh> uncharted movie sometime
46:02 <jaawsh> far cry 3 is great tho
46:19 <jaawsh> uncharted movie sometime
47:00 <Percent_Man> Donkey Kong
47:00 <Percent_Man> donkey kong is the best name for anything ever
47:01 <Percent_Man> Donkey Kong
47:11 <Percent_Man> donkey kong is the best name for anything ever
47:53 <British^Meat> ikr
48:00 <British^Meat> ikr
49:00 <Percent_Man> this made me laugh so hard https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5THD0o3X-8I
49:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Banjo Kazooie Intro Cover (All Instruments) (Date not found) - Category: Music - 99,840 - 3,848 likes (99.7%), 13 dislikes (0.3%)
49:02 <beehhh> simba did some hails land on your head
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49:20 <Percent_Man> this made me laugh so hard https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5THD0o3X-8I
49:23 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Banjo Kazooie Intro Cover (All Instruments) (Date not found) - Category: Music - 99,840 - 3,848 likes (99.7%), 13 dislikes (0.3%)
51:00 <British^Meat> did not play did i
51:40 <British^Meat> did not play did i
52:00 <Percent_Man> it wasnt that brill tbh
52:33 <Percent_Man> it wasnt that brill tbh
54:00 <Maurice> Was it Bastardly_One with the foot fetish? https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/10511367_1449721735308477_1094802111275724359_n.jpg?oh=36f42cb8daec3bb76910182c6f97aea9&oe=5448C6DC&__gda__=1413830838_34c45d9a205e0dd217a20dbba3351385
54:06 <Maurice> Was it Bastardly_One with the foot fetish? https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/10511367_1449721735308477_1094802111275724359_n.jpg?oh=36f42cb8daec3bb76910182c6f97aea9&oe=5448C6DC&__gda__=1413830838_34c45d9a205e0dd217a20dbba3351385
56:53 <+simba> no
56:58 <beehhh> having a real sunkist orange from nevada
56:59 <+simba> didnt hail near the city i dont think
57:00 <British^Meat> yup
57:00 <British^Meat> cheers for that
57:00 <Maurice> Anytime
57:01 <+simba> OK
57:11 <beehhh> perth always gets hail
57:15 <British^Meat> yup
57:18 <British^Meat> cheers for that
57:34 <+simba> ur mom
57:44 <Maurice> Anytime
57:55 <beehhh> the size of the golf ball to the size of baseball bat
58:36 <beehhh> your mom is a ladyboy
58:43 <+simba> batseball bat sized hail, you say?
58:58 <Serenity> wheres bastardly homo
58:58 <beehhh> would be good
59:10 <+simba> dead rip
59:19 <beehhh> playing with needles i reckon
59:30 <beehhh> as he does on every sat
59:48 <Serenity> fuck off beehhh
00:07 <beehhh> i was talking to simba
00:54 <+simba> beehhh the ex needle user of course
03:01 <beehhh> ice could makes you a zombie
04:00 <beehhh> cuts the life in a short if you wanna die early
04:00 <Percent_Man> its time for da perculator
04:46 <Percent_Man> its time for da perculator
05:00 <Percent_Man> this 1 is 4 Maurice http://youtu.be/wQlHYvy0xdU
05:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Ol' Dirty Bastard - Got your money (Sep 3, 2011) - Category: Music - 330,346 - 1,557 likes (98.2%), 29 dislikes (1.8%)
05:18 <Percent_Man> this 1 is 4 Maurice http://youtu.be/wQlHYvy0xdU
05:22 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Ol' Dirty Bastard - Got your money (Sep 3, 2011) - Category: Music - 330,346 - 1,557 likes (98.2%), 29 dislikes (1.8%)
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20:52 <Percent_Man> this is where i shop http://i.imgur.com/AIgvE1Z.jpg
20:58 <Percent_Man> at the happy save store goods 2 u
21:00 <Percent_Man> this is where i shop http://i.imgur.com/AIgvE1Z.jpg
21:00 <Percent_Man> at the happy save store goods 2 u
21:34 Nick: Brax|A is now known as Brax
21:44 Nick: Brax is now known as Pete
23:00 <doctor> some places just look like they have no life in them
23:00 <Percent_Man> yea thats new zealand....
23:19 <+simba> f
23:23 <doctor> some places just look like they have no life in them
23:45 <Percent_Man> yea thats new zealand....
23:51 <Percent_Man> http://i.imgur.com/g94Cg1A.jpg
23:54 <Percent_Man> that looks even mroe bland
24:00 <Percent_Man> http://i.imgur.com/g94Cg1A.jpg
24:00 <Percent_Man> that looks even mroe bland
24:00 <doctor> what a sad state of affairs
24:00 <Blarp> here comes the rain again :(
24:18 <doctor> what a sad state of affairs
24:19 <Blarp> here comes the rain again :(
25:32 <xm> f is for fuck
25:58 <Percent_Man> hope not
26:00 <Percent_Man> hope not
26:00 <Percent_Man> not 4 the next 2 hours 
26:00 <Percent_Man> thanx weather man
26:01 <Percent_Man> not 4 the next 2 hours
26:05 <Percent_Man> thanx weather man
26:08 <+simba> fuk
26:11 <+simba> kuf
27:01 <xm> now kids, turn off your television sets, and practise what you've learned today
28:00 <British^Meat> y
28:00 <British^Meat> wot u do 
28:16 <British^Meat> y
28:18 <British^Meat> wot u do
28:32 <faux> Hello
29:00 <Percent_Man> getting skanky 
29:00 <Percent_Man> weed and cold rolls
29:00 <Percent_Man> jamacia and asia
29:05 <Percent_Man> getting skanky
29:17 <Percent_Man> weed and cold rolls
29:25 <Percent_Man> jamacia and asia
29:28 <+simba> Hello
29:34 <faux> Hello
30:01 <faux> Mm chicken and garlic for lunch
30:03 <faux> Yes pls
30:27 <+simba> i got pasta and chickeese
30:37 <faux> What's chickeese
30:40 <+simba> 4ɞቓ4ඈ0
30:43 <faux> Chicken and cheese
30:47 <+simba> ቓቓቓቓ
30:48 <+simba> yep
30:50 <faux> Oh ok
30:50 <+simba> kool symbol
30:56 <faux> Is that a thing
31:05 <+simba> i just combined the words to type it faster
31:05 <xm> it looks like the stuff from theback of my ramen packets
31:18 <+simba> chicken and cheese !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!'/'
31:33 <+simba> #trivia
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32:56 <faux> Oh ok
33:37 <xm> #startrek!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
33:43 <xm> im ur capitan
33:47 <xm> ur my krew
34:01 <+simba> Congratulations xm - this was a BONUS QUESTION!
34:04 <xm> sit down and strap on ya belts
34:16 <xm> we're going to mars!!
34:28 <xm> it';s called mars because it's made from mars bards!!!
34:51 <British^Meat> i c
34:53 <+simba> mars barns
35:00 <British^Meat> i c
35:00 <British^Meat> on the weekend i shall also accept weed
35:00 <British^Meat> and maybe a dog roll
35:01 <British^Meat> on the weekend i shall also accept weed
35:04 <British^Meat> and maybe a dog roll
35:11 <+simba> n 1 c _ n 4 T 4 N 0 u 1
35:14 <xm> for little ufos
35:36 <xm> like the ufo in the simspons coming out of the barn
35:38 <xm> epic burn
36:08 <+simba> epic barns
36:12 <+simba> epic barn
36:22 <+simba> ufo controlled by pedals
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37:13 <xm> DDR UFO
37:20 <xm> dem UFOs dancing in the4 skies
37:37 <xm> to da music
38:00 <xm> do doop do du due
39:11 <fawks> https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/t1.0-9/10511208_749489468449479_365626847780228442_n.jpg
39:17 <fawks> more like when anyone touches me
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41:25 <fawks> http://www.smh.com.au/nsw/thousands-in-sydney-join-global-gaza-protests-20140713-zt61t.html
41:30 <fawks> lol
41:48 <fawks> the c hick on the left used to work at maccas
41:53 <fawks> im preeeeeeeeettty sure
47:27 <+simba> not good 2 hear
47:39 <+simba> people rallying around the world
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48:48 <+simba> Merrylands
48:52 <+simba> Merry Christmas Lands
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49:25 <xm> fawks, you mean worked as a Ronald McDonald statue? those lips and eyeyes...
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49:38 <fawks> no
51:00 <Bastardly_Juan> I was just reading a review of a pizza joint (i know, im an interesting guy)
51:00 <Bastardly_Juan> it was funny, it had all these bad reviews, people saying i didnt get my complete order etc etc
51:00 <Bastardly_Juan> and then one dude was like "I dont know what people are complaining about, I got all my food and they chucked in extra food as well"
51:00 <Bastardly_Juan> lol
51:01 <Bastardly_Juan> I was just reading a review of a pizza joint (i know, im an interesting guy)
51:15 <Bastardly_Juan> it was funny, it had all these bad reviews, people saying i didnt get my complete order etc etc
51:36 <Bastardly_Juan> and then one dude was like "I dont know what people are complaining about, I got all my food and they chucked in extra food as well"
51:39 <Bastardly_Juan> lol
53:53 <xm> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PzP1XC51kro#t=100 <--- just say no. after you turn 25
53:56 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Bounce by the Ounce (Date not found) - Category: Entertainment - 1,727,255 - 2,737 likes (49.8%), 2,760 dislikes (50.2%)
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12:25 <Saemon> https://au.news.yahoo.com/a/24612304/thai-surrogate-mother-of-a-baby-with-down-syndrome-abandoned-by-australian-parents-says-she-cannot-afford-baby-gammys-medical-treatment/
12:29 <Saemon> damn
12:35 <Saemon> that is so heartbreaking
13:07 <Saemon> my ability to empathise makes me sorta understand the australian parents position
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13:42 <Saemon> like, they dont want to be burdened by the lifelong finacial/emotional stress and hardship its gona take to care for a down syndrome child
14:01 <Saemon> i can understand that, no one would want too or choose it
14:18 <Saemon> but still, a very sad and heartbreakng situation for the baby and overall
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15:44 <Saemon> its situations like this thats makes u ask
16:00 <Saemon> could all these filthy rich billionaires around the world, i.e
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16:02 <Saemon> bill gates
16:08 <Saemon> mark zuckerberg
16:24 <Saemon> gina reinhart donald trump etc
16:42 <Saemon> perhaps just give a few $ to help the kid?
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17:00 <Saemon> wats a hundred thousand dollars to a millionaire like them?
17:02 <Saemon> spare change
17:10 <Saemon> billionaire
18:15 <xm> Bill Gates should stop going for expensive $15 expensive haircuts to $10 and give that $5 to the poor kid
18:38 <xm> Steve Jobs should just do best what he is doing now. nothing. dont inspire kids to buy more things they dont need
19:01 <xm> give it to the little ones
19:22 Quit: Ana_Ng ([email protected]) Quit: anispew: I have to say, walking through stores with christmas music playing is pretty neat :)
19:38 <Saemon> stev jobs isnt he died?
20:54 <Saemon> wow
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21:01 <Saemon> julia bishop is very short in person
21:09 <Saemon> shes only like 155cm
21:11 Quit: Ana_Ng ([email protected]) Quit: Leaving
21:15 <Saemon> 1.55cm
21:32 <Saemon> 1m 55cm
21:47 <Saemon> lol my mafs is so bad
21:49 <Saemon> maths
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22:00 <Doodle> https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/t1.0-9/1044646_694319297309543_6788892036148161878_n.jpg
22:09 <Doodle> https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/t1.0-9/1044646_694319297309543_6788892036148161878_n.jpg
23:00 <BlackDevil> someone find panda
23:00 <doctor> get back t'work and earn us our dole checks
23:00 <BlackDevil> i dont want to work
23:05 <BlackDevil> someone find panda
23:22 <doctor> get back t'work and earn us our dole checks
23:32 <BlackDevil> i dont want to work
24:00 <doctor> someones got to
24:01 <doctor> someones got to
25:00 <BlackDevil> thats what bums are for
25:33 <BlackDevil> thats what bums are for
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27:58 <Blarp> screw working today, I have an RDO
28:00 <Blarp> screw working today, I have an RDO
28:38 <+simba> phuck
29:00 <doctor> I took my RDO a few years back and decided to stretch the day out a bit
29:36 <doctor> I took my RDO a few years back and decided to stretch the day out a bit
31:00 <Doodle> https://v.cdn.vine.co/r/videos/AB010A10C51106731319746265088_290f937f5bf.1.2.11546997112298308106.mp4?versionId=FAnwfJMfPMjChXRL3pMY3_QVnh42IDrJ
31:00 <Doodle> she's back
31:26 <Doodle> https://v.cdn.vine.co/r/videos/AB010A10C51106731319746265088_290f937f5bf.1.2.11546997112298308106.mp4?versionId=FAnwfJMfPMjChXRL3pMY3_QVnh42IDrJ
31:30 <Doodle> she's back
31:55 Quit: [Matty] ([email protected]) Quit: Relax, its only ONES and ZEROS!
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33:00 <beagle> new computer is on its way from that interstate shop
33:00 <beagle> just paid for it
33:23 <beagle> new computer is on its way from that interstate shop
33:25 <beagle> just paid for it
34:00 <beagle> forrrr nineeeeyyy narne !
34:41 <beagle> forrrr nineeeeyyy narne !
36:00 <beagle> windows 7 32 or 64 im wondering
36:00 <beagle> a friend says his works full 16gig (mines 8 tho) with w32
36:00 <beagle> win7 32
36:00 <beagle> :/
36:18 <beagle> windows 7 32 or 64 im wondering
36:30 <beagle> a friend says his works full 16gig (mines 8 tho) with w32
36:35 <beagle> win7 32
36:38 <beagle> :/
36:41 <TheRon> Well I don't know why I came here tonight, I got the feeling that something ain't right, I'm so scared in case I fall off my chair, And I'm wondering how I'll get down the stairs,…
36:47 <beagle> he probably shared screns when i was drunk to show me.
36:52 <beagle> like countless times lol
37:00 <beagle> he probably shared screns when i was drunk to show me.
37:00 <beagle> like countless times lol
38:14 <fawks> oh ok
38:25 <fawks> im on the rooooooad to viridian ciiiityyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
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38:55 <fawks> ha ha Fennec_Fox has a small weiner
39:05 <TheRon> so small
39:19 <Fennec_Fox> so does you and ur mum ass clown
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39:44 <TheRon> touchy much
39:53 <fawks> lmao
39:57 <fawks> love that guy
40:00 <beagle> ......
40:00 <beagle> kind of beats a 1 core dual core fast video slow video laptop.
40:17 <beagle> ......
40:32 <beagle> kind of beats a 1 core dual core fast video slow video laptop.
40:36 <fawks> weve built a team and we've been training all day longgg
40:42 <fawks> we;re on the road and geting strong
40:46 * fawks dances
41:10 <TheRon> It's nine o'clock on a Saturday The regular crowd shuffles in There's an old man sitting next to me Making love to his tonic and gin…
42:34 * slinky_J PRANCES!
43:26 * fawks holly valances
43:39 <TheRon> i would
44:21 <TheRon> later i'll be doing the last lager waltz
44:28 <slinky_J> lols
44:35 * slinky_J stuart littles
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47:11 <TheRon> If you'll be my bodyguard I can be your long lost pal I can call you Betty And Betty when you call me You can call me Al
49:14 Quit: Bastardly_Juan ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
49:28 <fawks> hello Al
50:20 <TheRon> betty
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50:34 Mode: (by ChanOP) +v Nikky`
51:17 <TheRon> the bulldogs lost which is good
51:58 <Nikky`> Afternoon one n all
52:16 <TheRon> arvo
52:43 <Nikky`> How are you
52:51 <TheRon> alright
53:13 <Nikky`> I'll settle for alright
53:21 <Nikky`> How are the beers
53:37 <TheRon> half a keg to go
53:57 <TheRon> only just cracked one open to be truthful
54:22 <Nikky`> Aah but I guessed it right
55:43 <TheRon> jammies?
55:44 <slinky_J> https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/10457859_797298793656197_2631325675033378683_n.jpg?oh=906afdd461890529881a500a9336e110&oe=54433ACE&__gda__=1413120374_dca842b69290af146331c3a1e0470b2a
55:51 <slinky_J> i want red riding hood NOW
55:52 <slinky_J> lols
55:56 <Nikky`> Yes, you guessed that right :P
56:26 <Saemon> yoyoyo TheRon wat the hell is this? u tryin to bust a rhyme? bro your attempts are a crime, here returns the king of battle rap, i'll make yo shit sound like crap, so homie know that das king back, and ima about to unlease mah poet attack
56:47 Nick: Percent_Man is now known as simba
57:06 <Saemon> so homie know that da king is back*
57:25 <TheRon> lebron james?
57:35 <Saemon> OOOOooohh! awww yeaaaaa
57:54 <slinky_J> Saemon how'd you like the movie 13?
58:11 <Saemon> haha slinkz i really payed attention to it
58:17 <slinky_J> nice one bruv
58:17 <Saemon> i just left it on
58:24 <slinky_J> lol
58:27 <Saemon> i didnt really* payed attention to it
58:32 <slinky_J> yeah ino
58:40 <slinky_J> did u see the bikers get their heads cut off?
58:42 <Saemon> lol i was on the net the whole time
58:43 <Saemon> wow no
58:47 <slinky_J> lol omigosh
58:49 <Saemon> i saw some fight scene on the bus
58:53 <slinky_J> haha
59:02 <Saemon> him and the other dude falls off
59:12 <Saemon> he was about to get chopped with a meat cleaver
59:18 <Saemon> but hits the other dude with a pork leg
59:46 <slinky_J> hahaha
59:49 <Doodle> finally my fkn heater is fixed
59:50 <Saemon> after that i stop paying any attention at all
59:56 <slinky_J> he pulls a dead body out of a well at one point
59:57 <Doodle> and it only took them a day
59:59 <slinky_J> its so gross
00:00 <Doodle> finally my fkn heater is fixed
00:00 <Doodle> and it only took them a day 
00:00 <beagle> http://www.ebay.com.au/itm/AMD-Quad-Core-A8-5600K-3-6GHz-Gaming-Computer-8GB-1TB-HD7560D-Desktop-PC-/230957794683?pt=AU_comp_dekstop&hash=item35c628457b
00:00 <beagle> this computer, just paid for it
00:00 <beagle> hi Doodle
00:00 <beagle> yeah its medium for this day n age
00:00 <beagle> perhaps upgradable tho
00:00 <beagle> nice clockspeed huh 3.6ghz to 3.9 .
00:00 <beagle> 4 cores
00:00 <beagle> amd perhaps cooler operating.
00:01 <Saemon> damn
00:03 <beagle> http://www.ebay.com.au/itm/AMD-Quad-Core-A8-5600K-3-6GHz-Gaming-Computer-8GB-1TB-HD7560D-Desktop-PC-/230957794683?pt=AU_comp_dekstop&hash=item35c628457b
00:07 <beagle> this computer, just paid for it
00:07 <Saemon> wats the story about?
00:10 <beagle> hi Doodle
00:16 <beagle> yeah its medium for this day n age
00:18 <Saemon> supernatural stuff?
00:19 <beagle> perhaps upgradable tho
00:25 <Saemon> or pycho thriller?
00:26 <beagle> nice clockspeed huh 3.6ghz to 3.9 .
00:34 <Saemon> psycho mindgames thriller
00:35 <beagle> 4 cores
00:38 <slinky_J> he needs money
00:41 <beagle> amd perhaps cooler operating.
00:46 <slinky_J> and he's chosen by a reality show
00:52 <slinky_J> a fkd up secret one
00:57 <Saemon> ah ic
00:58 <British^Meat> :)
01:00 <British^Meat> i hi beagle
01:00 <British^Meat> :)
01:00 <British^Meat> i hi beagle
01:00 <British^Meat> im sorry you felt the need to call me a cunt the other day
01:00 <beagle> i meant penis
01:00 <British^Meat> i was just trying to explain to you that somethings you can say in one sentance rather than 15
01:00 <British^Meat> Do you understand?
01:00 <beagle> i was drunk dan
01:00 <beagle> i completely forget ? sorry anyways 
01:00 <British^Meat> thats a shit excuse
01:00 <beagle> k
01:10 <British^Meat> im sorry you felt the need to call me a cunt the other day
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01:20 <beagle> i meant penis
01:20 <slinky_J> that offer to pay him 100 million baht if he completes the tasks, and the tasks become more dangerous
01:23 <British^Meat> i was just trying to explain to you that somethings you can say in one sentance rather than 15
01:29 <British^Meat> Do you understand?
01:39 <beagle> i was drunk dan
01:42 <Saemon> man all these female athletes like sally pearson, they look better when they are competing with no make up, au naturale
01:45 <beagle> i completely forget ? sorry anyways
01:47 <British^Meat> thats a shit excuse
01:47 <beagle> k
01:47 <beagle> ....
01:50 <British^Meat> So dont be a cock
01:52 <slinky_J> lol
01:54 <beagle> what is ? so you wanted to be a cunt ?
01:58 <slinky_J> yeah man
01:59 <Saemon> when they are at media events etc and they are wearing dresses and make up etc
02:00 <beagle> ....
02:00 <British^Meat> So dont be a cock
02:00 <beagle> what is ? so you wanted to be a cunt ?
02:00 <beagle> i do recall dan
02:00 <British^Meat> I have a friend, and when he fucks up he goes "i was drunk, gimme a break"
02:00 <British^Meat> Worst
02:00 <British^Meat> excuse
02:00 <British^Meat> ever
02:00 <beagle> it was i said youre fat, not a cunt 
02:00 <British^Meat> [15:37] <beagle> you and your moderating people who dont speak
02:00 <British^Meat> [15:37] <beagle> youre a dumb fucken cunt dan
02:00 <British^Meat> [15:37] <beagle> eat shit
02:00 <British^Meat> [15:37] <British^Meat> Ive told you squillions of times
02:00 <British^Meat> [15:37] <British^Meat> STOP TEXT FLOODING
02:00 <British^Meat> there u go
02:00 <British^Meat> u said no such thing
02:03 <beagle> i do recall dan
02:03 <British^Meat> I have a friend, and when he fucks up he goes "i was drunk, gimme a break"
02:05 <British^Meat> Worst
02:06 <Saemon> they all look like trannies
02:06 <slinky_J> yeah
02:07 <British^Meat> excuse
02:08 <British^Meat> ever
02:09 <beagle> it was i said youre fat, not a cunt
02:09 <slinky_J> hahaha
02:15 <Saemon> cuz thier physique is so muscled up
02:19 <slinky_J> female netballers look like trannies
02:23 <slinky_J> haha ye
02:28 <Saemon> but when they dont have make up on, they look more naturally female
02:32 <British^Meat> [15:37] <beagle> you and your moderating people who dont speak
02:33 <British^Meat> [15:37] <beagle> youre a dumb fucken cunt dan
02:33 <British^Meat> [15:37] <beagle> eat shit
02:33 <British^Meat> [15:37] <British^Meat> Ive told you squillions of times
02:33 <British^Meat> [15:37] <British^Meat> STOP TEXT FLOODING
02:34 <British^Meat> there u go
02:35 <TheRon> female cricketers are all lesbians
02:36 <British^Meat> u said no such thing
02:49 <TheRon> ALL!
03:00 <British^Meat> i accept your apology :P
03:00 <beagle> i dont recall that dan
03:00 <beagle> i get in blind rage
03:00 <beagle> people tell me so
03:00 <beagle> its true
03:02 <Saemon> nah bro
03:06 <Saemon> female rugby players
03:07 <Ana_Ng> just because they hate you doesn't mean they are lesbians :)
03:18 <Saemon> now that is a butch bunch of dykes yo
03:24 <Ana_Ng> do you have field hockey
03:29 <British^Meat> i accept your apology :P
03:30 <TheRon> if they turn me down they're lesbians
03:32 <slinky_J> im watching Locke with tom hardy coz couleurs said it was ok
03:34 <beagle> i dont recall that dan
03:37 <beagle> i get in blind rage
03:39 <beagle> people tell me so
03:40 <beagle> its true
03:48 <beagle> so drunk i just dont even know what im saying.
03:49 <beagle> but now
03:52 <TheRon> yes we have hockey
04:00 <beagle> so drunk i just dont even know what im saying.
04:00 <beagle> but now
04:00 <beagle> i awake , high on coffee just paid for new pc .... and need to wait till tues for it 
04:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Inner Circle - Sweat (A La La La La Long).mp3 (3.44MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 3:45)
04:00 <British^Meat> youre doing it again :)
04:00 <beagle> i hope it has extremely high speed , atleast
04:00 <beagle> they said it would last for 4 years
04:00 <British^Meat> youre doing the thing i asked u not to do which made u call me a cunt
04:00 <beagle> lol about 2 years max really it perhaps need upgraded video ... and psu
04:00 <British^Meat> r u drunk right now?
04:00 <beagle> okay cunt cunt cunt are you over it now
04:00 <beagle> simba kicked me.
04:00 <beagle> i recall that
04:06 <beagle> i awake , high on coffee just paid for new pc .... and need to wait till tues for it
04:09 <Doodle> @mp3 Inner Circle - Sweat (A La La La La Long).mp3 (3.44MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 3:45)
04:09 <British^Meat> youre doing it again :)
04:11 <slinky_J> oi Saemon
04:12 <beagle> i hope it has extremely high speed , atleast
04:16 <beagle> they said it would last for 4 years
04:17 <slinky_J> did u like SCARY MOVIE 1
04:26 <British^Meat> youre doing the thing i asked u not to do which made u call me a cunt
04:27 <beagle> lol about 2 years max really it perhaps need upgraded video ... and psu
04:28 <British^Meat> r u drunk right now?
04:33 <slinky_J> coz i watched A HAUNTED HOUSE real late and it is so fucken funny bro
04:34 <beagle> okay cunt cunt cunt are you over it now
04:38 <beagle> simba kicked me.
04:40 <beagle> i recall that
04:48 <beagle> i paid a price i had no auto join ! :)
05:00 <beagle> i paid a price i had no auto join ! :)
05:00 <beagle> do you know how hard it is to type hash melbourne when youre drunk ?
05:00 <Doodle> if they said it's good for 4 years why does it only come with a 2yr warranty
05:00 <beagle> lol
05:00 <beagle> yes so i adjusted for them
05:00 <beagle> its speed and lasting wize 
05:00 <beagle> i went for speed.
05:00 <beagle> augh... we will see
05:10 <beagle> do you know how hard it is to type hash melbourne when youre drunk ?
05:16 <Doodle> if they said it's good for 4 years why does it only come with a 2yr warranty
05:23 <beagle> lol
05:24 <Ana_Ng> that's our traditional lesbian sport
05:27 <beagle> yes so i adjusted for them
05:33 <beagle> its speed and lasting wize
05:35 <beagle> i went for speed.
05:39 <slinky_J> lol
05:40 <beagle> augh... we will see
05:48 <beagle> cooler running well built machines sure last long
05:59 <beagle> one i am using now is hewlett packard working 100% , made in 2008 !
06:00 <beagle> cooler running well built machines sure last long
06:00 <beagle> one i am using now is hewlett packard working 100% , made in 2008 !
06:00 <beagle> this new ones WAY fucking faster tho
06:00 <beagle> but not i5 intel its some AMD 5000 or something cpu
06:00 <beagle> fusion
06:00 <beagle> but way higher clockspeed like 1ghz higher
06:00 <beagle> more than that if overclocked ....
06:00 <beagle> 1600mhz memory bit slow but
06:00 <beagle> bbl shopping.
06:04 <beagle> this new ones WAY fucking faster tho
06:15 <beagle> but not i5 intel its some AMD 5000 or something cpu
06:16 <beagle> fusion
06:22 <beagle> but way higher clockspeed like 1ghz higher
06:32 <beagle> more than that if overclocked ....
06:39 <beagle> 1600mhz memory bit slow but
06:41 <beagle> bbl shopping.
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07:09 <Saemon> haha ive got that movie
07:17 <Saemon> but i havent managed to watch it yet
07:29 <Saemon> yeah ive seen scary movie 1 but sooo long ago lol
07:41 <Saemon> bakc when anna faris was still rootable yo
08:07 <Saemon> aightz ima be back later yo
08:08 <TheRon> look it's the movie show with david and margaret
08:22 <slinky_J> this was as funny as watching scary movie 1 the first time
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08:37 <slinky_J> i couldnt believe my upstairs neighbour let me watch it so late
08:53 <slinky_J> i like how its what would black people do in that situation
09:00 <doctor> you sure get excited over a computer
09:00 <Doodle> yeah
09:00 <Doodle> does it give handjobs
09:00 <British^Meat> :)
09:00 <British^Meat> he'll just break it or trade it in
09:00 <British^Meat> I D G I
09:06 <doctor> you sure get excited over a computer
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09:29 <Doodle> yeah
09:33 <Doodle> does it give handjobs
09:33 <British^Meat> :)
09:40 <British^Meat> he'll just break it or trade it in
09:44 <British^Meat> I D G I
09:44 <Nikky`> Hey mrdanger
09:55 <mrdanger> yo
11:00 <beagle> i havent upgraded or replaced with new pc for over 2 years.
11:00 <beagle> this one is so slow
11:00 <beagle> it shat self with battlefield 3.
11:00 <beagle> completely
11:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Haysi Fantaysee - John Wayne Is Big Leggy.mp3 (3.09MB 128kbps Stereo 3:22)
11:00 <beagle> 800x600 and least graphics settings , unplayable to the max less!
11:21 <beagle> i havent upgraded or replaced with new pc for over 2 years.
11:24 <beagle> this one is so slow
11:30 <beagle> it shat self with battlefield 3.
11:34 <beagle> completely
11:38 <Doodle> @mp3 Haysi Fantaysee - John Wayne Is Big Leggy.mp3 (3.09MB 128kbps Stereo 3:22)
11:44 <beagle> 800x600 and least graphics settings , unplayable to the max less!
11:53 <Doodle> get a playstation
12:00 <Doodle> get a playstation
12:00 <beagle> i had two ps3 they are not a pc they fail :P
12:00 <Doodle> i've had 3 and they have all been fine
12:00 <beagle> games galaore 
12:00 <beagle> fact if u want i can get cha 10 games for it  for 65 bucks
12:00 <beagle> go join aussie game trading console on facebook its there
12:00 <beagle> bbl.
12:00 <Doodle> yeah thats why your are fucked
12:00 <Doodle> cos you put pirated shit on them
12:07 <beagle> i had two ps3 they are not a pc they fail :P
12:16 <Doodle> i've had 3 and they have all been fine
12:19 <beagle> games galaore
12:27 <beagle> fact if u want i can get cha 10 games for it for 65 bucks
12:32 <Nikky`> yo
12:34 <beagle> go join aussie game trading console on facebook its there
12:36 <beagle> bbl.
12:38 <Doodle> yeah thats why your are fucked
12:39 <TheRon> ma
12:47 <Doodle> cos you put pirated shit on them
12:50 <slinky_J> wooo
12:53 <beagle> stfu :P
12:55 <Doodle> and fuck with them
12:55 <slinky_J> ten days n im 32
13:00 <beagle> stfu :P
13:00 <Doodle> and fuck with them
13:00 <Doodle> theyre not computers, you said so yourself
13:00 <beagle> oh on ps3 , not a single pirated game.
13:00 <Doodle> i didnt realise games for ps3 were $6.50 each 
13:00 <Doodle> not pirated
13:03 <Doodle> theyre not computers, you said so yourself
13:06 <slinky_J> y cant i be 32 now
13:08 <beagle> oh on ps3 , not a single pirated game.
13:10 <TheRon> slit your wrists now
13:14 <slinky_J> nothin to celebrate
13:15 <slinky_J> lol
13:32 <Doodle> i didnt realise games for ps3 were $6.50 each
13:38 <Doodle> not pirated
14:00 <British^Meat> 14:42] <beagle> 800x600 and least graphics settings , unplayable to the max less!
14:00 <British^Meat> honestly mate
14:00 <British^Meat> mater
14:00 <British^Meat> i play bf3
14:00 <British^Meat> 800x600
14:00 <beagle> original , premium :)
14:00 <beagle> lol yeah
14:00 <beagle> bbl.
14:00 <British^Meat> EVERYTHING set to low
14:00 <British^Meat> like totally low
14:00 <beagle> going now mum wants to go
14:00 <British^Meat> <-- kicks ass
14:00 <beagle> mmhmmm!
14:01 <British^Meat> 14:42] <beagle> 800x600 and least graphics settings , unplayable to the max less!
14:05 <British^Meat> honestly mate
14:08 <British^Meat> mater
14:10 <British^Meat> i play bf3
14:14 <British^Meat> 800x600
14:16 <beagle> original , premium :)
14:17 <beagle> lol yeah
14:18 <beagle> bbl.
14:19 <British^Meat> EVERYTHING set to low
14:22 <beagle> going now mum wants to go
14:22 <British^Meat> like totally low
14:27 <British^Meat> <-- kicks ass
14:28 <beagle> mmhmmm!
14:28 <slinky_J> when i am 32 it will be ten years since i've had sex with a 32 year old. lol
14:39 <TheRon> classy
14:48 <TheRon> milf?
15:00 <Doodle> https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/10565089_712811275439640_7971379781675916910_n.jpg?oh=2626ec28e5dbf2f31c21b456e41d8442&oe=5433FE31&__gda__=1414828891_bf176f0a6165922c05793fd9be598097
15:15 <Doodle> https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/10565089_712811275439640_7971379781675916910_n.jpg?oh=2626ec28e5dbf2f31c21b456e41d8442&oe=5433FE31&__gda__=1414828891_bf176f0a6165922c05793fd9be598097
15:50 <Doodle> @mp3 Go West - We Close Our Eyes.mp3 (3.5MB 128kbps Stereo 3:49)
16:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Go West - We Close Our Eyes.mp3 (3.5MB 128kbps Stereo 3:49)
16:13 <slinky_J> well she didnt have any kids
16:15 <slinky_J> lol
16:18 <slinky_J> she had a bf
16:49 <British^Meat> just made another go pro vid beagle :P
17:00 <British^Meat> just made another go pro vid beagle :P
17:00 <British^Meat> that seems like a lotta money Doodle
17:00 <British^Meat> tell me...
17:00 <British^Meat> is it a lotta money?
17:00 <Doodle> yes
17:00 <British^Meat> is he "avin a laugh"?
17:01 <TheRon> ever been to an engagment party and gone home with the bride to be?
17:07 <British^Meat> that seems like a lotta money Doodle
17:09 <British^Meat> tell me...
17:12 <British^Meat> is it a lotta money?
17:17 <Doodle> yes
17:37 <slinky_J> i wish
17:38 <British^Meat> is he "avin a laugh"?
17:51 <Doodle> could be
17:51 <TheRon> me either
18:00 <Doodle> could be
18:09 <slinky_J> ehehehe
18:26 <slinky_J> that's a good enough fantasy scenario to have a wanki over
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22:10 <Lumeah> Definitely.
24:46 <gremlinz> at my good friends engagement party, i did have the bride-to-be mum make a pass at me
24:57 <gremlinz> it was cringe-worthy
25:01 <TheRon> gilf?
25:16 <TheRon> ggilf?
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25:35 <Doodle> golden girl i'd like to fuck?
25:57 <Nikky`> They were all doable
26:00 <Maurice> Mmm Bea Arthur
26:00 <ShadowLurker> boobs
26:02 <TheRon> i was going for great grandmother, but golden girl works
26:13 <ShadowLurker> boobs
26:36 <Doodle> thankyou for bein a frieeeeeeeeend
26:52 <TheRon> Whoa, we're half way there Whoa, livin' on a prayer Take my hand and we'll make it - I swear Whoa, livin' on a prayer
26:53 <Matthew> TRAVEL DOWN THE ROAD AND BACK AGAINNNN
27:01 <Doodle> lol
27:05 <Doodle> set Matthew off
27:18 <TheRon> what have we told you about that
27:24 <Doodle> i cant help myself
27:43 <Matthew> Estelle Getty <3
28:21 <Doodle> Matthew if i supplied the bikini would you was my car for me
28:24 <Doodle> wash
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28:36 <Matthew> not in this weather, no
28:42 <Doodle> its sunny
28:43 <TheRon> e'd give it a good seeing to
28:43 <Matthew> I paid $12 for a car wash this morning
28:47 <Doodle> wtf
28:47 <Matthew> just go to BP or something
28:58 <Doodle> my car won't do auto car washes
29:02 <Matthew> why not ?
29:18 <Doodle> too low, wheels are too wide
29:20 <Maurice> Mine got washed yesterday while I sat and watched
29:23 <TheRon> pay a hobo to do it
29:24 <Doodle> and i value the paint on my car
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30:45 <TheRon> maurice did it get the juices flowing?
31:00 <Maurice> Not overly, there was no bikini involved
31:08 <TheRon> damn
31:34 <Matthew> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hccAVthxbLs
31:37 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Jimmy Cliff - Peace (Apr 19, 2008) - - 1,658,304 - 2,270 likes (97.7%), 53 dislikes (2.3%)
31:51 <Maurice> Lol my kid 'Mum, whats HIV?' me 'It's pretty much Aids, it'll kill you' 'Ok awesome!'
32:00 <Doodle> lol
32:02 <Maurice> Turns out he's playing a plague game and is infecting people
32:10 <Doodle> i just washed my sheets Maurice, you coming over later to help me dirty them up again?
32:14 <TheRon> so well informed
32:15 <Maurice> Fucking oath I am
32:20 <Doodle> awes
32:23 <British^Meat> HIV3: San Andreas
32:42 <Doodle> hiv4: the ballad of gay tony
33:39 <slinky_J> woo dlin 3 movies
33:47 <slinky_J> tom hardy puts on a good welsh accent
33:54 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XWHOF_0-6Hg
33:57 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Peter Cetera ~ The Glory Of LOVE (Mar 24, 2010) - Category: Music - 7,834,751 - 22,023 likes (97.3%), 607 dislikes (2.7%)
34:28 <slinky_J> !seen couleurs
34:33 <slinky_J> `seen couleurs
34:57 <TheRon> `seen god
35:11 <slinky_J> ehe
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36:50 <TheRon> crows by 3 points now
37:00 <zaim> how do i bit on those springs
37:00 <zaim> bid
37:27 <zaim> how do i bit on those springs
37:29 <zaim> bid
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40:09 <TheRon> Oh I, I just died in your arms tonight It must have been something you said I just died in your arms tonight…
40:46 <+simba> beautiful singing TheRon
40:53 <TheRon> chweers
41:08 <TheRon> simba the crows might win
41:47 <+simba> its tite now
42:06 <TheRon> little miss nice n tight
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47:41 <slinky_J> lol
47:52 <BlackDevil> LOL
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54:00 <jaawsh> how funny would the in memorium be for the awards for porn
54:05 <jaawsh> how funny would the in memorium be for the awards for porn
54:38 <British^Meat> go crow
54:40 <British^Meat> s
55:00 <Ana_Ng> uh
55:14 <Ana_Ng> uh
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56:00 <jaawsh> whole lot of cum shot pics and cum face pics 
56:00 <Ana_Ng> youtube that shit
56:06 <jaawsh> whole lot of cum shot pics and cum face pics
56:22 <Ana_Ng> youtube that shit
56:24 <TheRon> winston smith is the central charcter in which book?
56:30 <TheRon> 1984
56:36 <TheRon> the time machine
56:47 <TheRon> the day of the triffods or dune
56:47 <British^Meat> spot the dog
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57:13 <British^Meat> remember WhatAMess?
57:17 <British^Meat> loved that lil guy
57:32 <TheRon> not really
57:59 <British^Meat> twas an english thing
58:09 <British^Meat> u probs grew up on book sbaout kangaroos and chicks called dot
58:33 <TheRon> hardy boys
58:50 <jaawsh> nuh
59:00 <jaawsh> nuh
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59:52 <TheRon> the odd playboy magazine
59:56 <jaawsh> fkn fkn
00:00 <jaawsh> fkn fkn
00:07 <TheRon> it had articles
00:19 <British^Meat> linda lusardi
00:23 <British^Meat> sam fox
01:00 <jaawsh> 61 israeli soldiers 2 civilians and some worker against the over fourteen hundred Palestinians.
01:14 <jaawsh> 61 israeli soldiers 2 civilians and some worker against the over fourteen hundred Palestinians.
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03:50 <Crip> https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/7456001536/h364096C4/
04:11 <slinky_J> beautiful outside
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04:39 <slinky_J> must be why i have a sweet connection
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06:00 <simba> go israel!!!!!!
06:00 <Ana_Ng> fan
06:03 <simba> go israel!!!!!!
06:12 <Ana_Ng> fan
06:19 <TheRon> go eagles
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07:38 <BlackDevil> im going to give Serenity this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GhoRS-bXUD4
07:41 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Vesper (Date not found) - Category: Film & Animation - 4,438 -
07:53 <Matthew> this is a GREAT result if the EAGLES hang on
07:56 <Matthew> for ESS anyway
08:00 <simba> fan
08:07 <slinky_J> if Serenity wasnt part of my imagination id have her baby!
08:20 <simba> fan
08:22 <TheRon> second thoughts go crows
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09:13 <FredFlinstone> g'day peepoiders
09:23 <FredFlinstone> how they friggin hangin?
09:37 <TheRon> a little cold
09:41 <FredFlinstone> lol
09:44 <FredFlinstone> mine are warm
09:53 <FredFlinstone> been in the car went to Geeeeeeeeelong
10:02 <British^Meat> what be a peepoider?
10:06 <FredFlinstone> went past Shitmonds stadium
10:42 <TheRon> quite the sight hey
10:53 <FredFlinstone> seen it before yes it is
10:56 <FredFlinstone> indeedy
11:04 <FredFlinstone> we should have been the same
11:21 <TheRon> i pray twice a day towards kardinia park
11:43 <British^Meat> Go Pro or go home
12:39 <TheRon> eagles ftw
12:50 <BlackDevil> British^Meat https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SGJcc4mmWgM
12:53 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Moves Like Jagger- Woman Dances At Longitude (Date not found) - Category: Autos & Vehicles - 116,280 - 158 likes (92.4%), 13 dislikes (7.6%)
12:59 <Ana_Ng> the seagulls are better
13:14 <TheRon> manly suck
13:49 <BlackDevil> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PBDKEn-TeQg
13:51 <BlackDevil> Youtube: (Void) - Category: People & Blogs - 787,346 - 1,699 likes (85.9%), 278 dislikes (14.1%)
14:00 <slinky_J> https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/10341766_687926861272775_944831087993680404_n.jpg?oh=519f3d8ac36b2e85811a989c87481b63&oe=5433F6EA&__gda__=1413401457_6bcb51f62ececb673c7d41ecae665640
14:01 <slinky_J> ahahaha
14:03 <BlackDevil> bah fuck you youtube
14:23 <FredFlinstone> think I saw my caravan
14:27 <FredFlinstone> Woohoo!
15:15 <TheRon> how hard would it be just to steal a caravan
15:38 <FredFlinstone> ummm not in a yard
15:47 <FredFlinstone> and the salesman was next to me
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16:08 <FredFlinstone> but I see so many trailers and caravans not locked up
16:16 <FredFlinstone> no wheel locks nothing
16:23 <British^Meat> thats not go pro
16:55 <FredFlinstone> after looking at the van I decided to keep on going to Ocean Grove
17:03 <FredFlinstone> then back to eastern beach for lunchies
17:11 <FredFlinstone> and a walk
17:16 <TheRon> see lingy?
17:22 <FredFlinstone> lol no thank god
17:55 <FredFlinstone> my my ocean grove is so nice now to when we camped there years ago
18:13 <FredFlinstone> the beach that is
18:23 <FredFlinstone> didnt bother with the main drag
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18:46 <FredFlinstone> but fark Barwon Heads is even trendier!
19:03 <FredFlinstone> all the wankers were out think its as bad as Sorrento
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19:56 <TheRon> latte sippers
22:01 <TheRon> gws a chance?
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22:51 <British^Meat> https://vine.co/v/MgeVXu10Eeu
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24:00 <British^Meat> team israel 4lyf
24:00 <jaawsh> lol simba
24:06 <TheRon> you in a the suit?
24:21 <British^Meat> team israel 4lyf
24:32 <British^Meat> http://gfycat.com/UnfinishedCautiousBorzoi
24:33 <jaawsh> lol simba
24:57 <jaawsh> lol sharknado does better than the first film
25:00 <jaawsh> lol sharknado does better than the first film
25:00 <jaawsh> 2*
25:04 <jaawsh> 2*
25:29 <BlackDevil> i got one of those in my backyard
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28:00 <jaawsh> Tara Reid now http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tara_Reid#mediaviewer/File:Tara_Reid_July_14,_2014_(cropped).jpg
28:00 <jaawsh> eeewwww
28:00 <Rak> Happy Friday! :'D
28:15 <FredFlinstone> they were
28:17 <jaawsh> Tara Reid now http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tara_Reid#mediaviewer/File:Tara_Reid_July_14,_2014_(cropped).jpg
28:19 <jaawsh> eeewwww
28:19 <FredFlinstone> I hate latte
28:38 <FredFlinstone> I had a pot of english brekky in geelong :)
28:43 <Rak> Happy Friday! :'D
29:03 <FredFlinstone> even though it wasnt really a pot not loose leaf a bloody tea bag
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29:11 <TheRon> i would've had a pot
29:19 <TheRon> probably a pint
29:51 <FredFlinstone> lmao
29:55 <FredFlinstone> they had those too
29:59 <FredFlinstone> but I twas driving
30:00 <Ana_Ng> rakka no
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30:07 <FredFlinstone> a red would have been nice
30:14 <Ana_Ng> rakka no
30:18 <FredFlinstone> with my open lamb souvlaki
30:57 <Rak> aaawww poor Ana_Ng
31:00 <Rak> aaawww poor Ana_Ng
31:00 <Rak> i'll drink an extra whisky for you ;P
31:00 <Ana_Ng> shaka zulu
31:12 <Rak> i'll drink an extra whisky for you ;P
31:43 <Ana_Ng> shaka zulu
32:06 <TheRon> too early for rick astley?
32:26 <FredFlinstone> are you going?
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32:35 <TheRon> no
32:44 <FredFlinstone> oh I thought you meant to go there
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32:52 <FredFlinstone> I know he is coming out
33:00 <Rak> this must be rourke's drift
33:00 <Rak> historical humour!
33:08 <FredFlinstone> you gonna shake your booty ey?
33:16 <Rak> this must be rourke's drift
33:22 <TheRon> ample as it is
33:25 <Rak> historical humour!
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33:42 <FredFlinstone> lol
33:51 <TheRon> dark at the 'g
34:56 <slinky_J> He lands back on the Empire State building and sees a shark coming toward him. April eviscerates the shark with an electric saw attached to her missing hand. Fin sees April's dismembered hand in the shark's mouth still clutching the handgun. He takes it and shoots the approaching sharks. The New Yorkers battle the falling sharks, ending the threat. Fin takes the wedding ring from April's
34:57 <slinky_J> dismembered hand, and proposes to her after discarding the hand saying "you won't be needing this anymore".
34:58 <FredFlinstone> yes saw that outisde
35:00 <slinky_J> He lands back on the Empire State building and sees a shark coming toward him. April eviscerates the shark with an electric saw attached to her missing hand. Fin sees April's dismembered hand in the shark's mouth still clutching the handgun. He takes it and shoots the approaching sharks. The New Yorkers battle the falling sharks, ending the threat. Fin takes the wedding ring from April's 
35:00 <slinky_J> dismembered hand, and proposes to her after discarding the hand saying "you won't be needing this anymore".
35:32 <TheRon> lights haven't taken effect yet
35:40 <FredFlinstone> oh
35:47 <FredFlinstone> not quite that dark here
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36:00 <FredFlinstone> sun not covered by cloud yet
36:00 <slinky_J> wb
36:00 <FredFlinstone> farkin hailing
36:00 <FredFlinstone> and storms
36:00 <slinky_J> hail woo
36:00 <slinky_J> HAIL NAZI JESUS!
36:00 <Rak> gorgeous and 20 here.  slightly chilly breeze
36:00 <Ana_Ng> https://screen.yahoo.com/snl/chippendales-audition-204009746.html
36:00 <FredFlinstone> damn
36:08 <slinky_J> wb
36:10 <FredFlinstone> farkin hailing
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36:14 <FredFlinstone> and storms
36:19 <slinky_J> hail woo
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36:27 <slinky_J> HAIL NAZI JESUS!
36:29 <Rak> gorgeous and 20 here. slightly chilly breeze
36:35 <Ana_Ng> https://screen.yahoo.com/snl/chippendales-audition-204009746.html
36:40 <FredFlinstone> damn
37:09 * FredFlinstone is away: Watching the tele tubbies, BBL :)
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38:26 <TheRon> how many for jack?
38:33 <FredFlinstone> 6
38:42 <TheRon> sounds about right
38:49 <slinky_J> As Nova prepares to throw one of the bombs, she falls out of the helicopter and directly into a shark's mouth. Matt is heartbroken.
38:53 <slinky_J> ahahahahaha
39:00 <slinky_J> As Nova prepares to throw one of the bombs, she falls out of the helicopter and directly into a shark's mouth. Matt is heartbroken.
39:00 <slinky_J> ahahahahaha
39:00 <slinky_J> sharknado and sharknado 2 plots best comedy of 2014
39:05 <FredFlinstone> yepps
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39:14 <slinky_J> sharknado and sharknado 2 plots best comedy of 2014
39:19 <FredFlinstone> that prick has finally got his shit together
39:25 <FredFlinstone> taken his head out of his arse
39:35 <FredFlinstone> thats why they doing allright now
40:00 <slinky_J> Fin jumps into its mouth with a chainsaw and cuts his way out. He emerges carrying an unconscious but otherwise unharmed Nova.
40:17 <slinky_J> Fin jumps into its mouth with a chainsaw and cuts his way out. He emerges carrying an unconscious but otherwise unharmed Nova.
41:08 <slinky_J> https://scontent-a-lax.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfp1/t1.0-9/s526x395/10550865_10152501071534471_6803243232493473162_n.jpg
41:08 <slinky_J> sidebewb
41:20 <TheRon> hardwick is still coaching
43:20 <TheRon> Weep for yourself, my man, You'll never be what is in your heart Weep Little Lion Man, You're not as brave as you were at the start…
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48:00 <Sanity> any chicks here?
48:00 <British^Meat> me
48:00 <British^Meat> just kidding
48:00 <British^Meat> i cant back that up
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48:24 <Sanity> any chicks here?
48:28 <British^Meat> me
48:32 <British^Meat> just kidding
48:34 <British^Meat> i cant back that up
48:51 <Sanity> any chicks here that are female?
49:00 <Sanity> any chicks here that are female?
49:00 <slinky_J> me
49:21 <slinky_J> me
50:00 <slinky_J> aussie couple use thai surrogate
50:00 <slinky_J> surrogate has twins one with downsyndrome
50:00 <slinky_J> aussie couple take norm twin and leave downsyndrome twin in thailand
50:07 <slinky_J> aussie couple use thai surrogate
50:17 <slinky_J> surrogate has twins one with downsyndrome
50:30 <slinky_J> aussie couple take norm twin and leave downsyndrome twin in thailand
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52:55 <Ana_Ng> life is special
53:00 <Ana_Ng> life is special
53:00 <doctor> the kid without the downsyndrome might grow up to resent its parents
53:00 <doctor> while the downsyndrome kid would be fortunate enough to never know the people who left them
53:05 <doctor> the kid without the downsyndrome might grow up to resent its parents
53:25 <doctor> while the downsyndrome kid would be fortunate enough to never know the people who left them
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54:00 <simba> lol
54:00 <simba> @ any chicks that are female
54:25 <+simba> lol
54:30 <+simba> @ any chicks that are female
54:54 <British^Meat> he wants IT
54:59 * British^Meat thrusts
55:00 <British^Meat> he wants IT
55:03 <FredFlinstone> go sally go
55:23 <slinky_J> GO SALLY GO GO GO
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57:00 <fawks> https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/10405251_695425517199244_9128901758351197316_n.jpg?oh=4c0deb31942b348632d96e4ad6a8d2d4&oe=543CA55E&__gda__=1414101478_97f7cec604af35f63069429d51088e18
57:17 <fawks> https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/10405251_695425517199244_9128901758351197316_n.jpg?oh=4c0deb31942b348632d96e4ad6a8d2d4&oe=543CA55E&__gda__=1414101478_97f7cec604af35f63069429d51088e18
57:19 <TheRon> payback the chcken do the chicken payback
57:45 <FredFlinstone> hahahaha
58:09 <slinky_J> i hope this costner movie 3 days to kill is good
58:09 <slinky_J> neone seen it?
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01:47 <British^Meat> cheapskate :)
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05:00 <slinky_J> im not clicking coz might be gay leb
05:00 <slinky_J> :/
05:00 <slinky_J> wow im 8 minutes older!
05:07 <slinky_J> im not clicking coz might be gay leb
05:09 <slinky_J> :/
05:26 <slinky_J> wow im 8 minutes older!
07:00 <slinky_J> Judy Garland and her iconic role as Dorothy Gale have become important in gay culture.
07:00 <slinky_J> POSTING FACTS; 24/7
07:02 <slinky_J> Judy Garland and her iconic role as Dorothy Gale have become important in gay culture.
07:16 <slinky_J> POSTING FACTS; 24/7
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08:00 <beagle> it was spose to be duo core intel it was like single core 2.0 and spose to be 2.6ghz. it had intel hd video that gives 15000 and then 13000 when you try make it run on more cores.... then this nvidia WORST THING ever of a video card ummm in ALSO other laptops of other makes called nvidia ? 840M ............ which doesnt have a driver that is accepted out of 10 , 0 work.
08:00 <beagle> it was spose to be duo core intel it was like single core 2.0 and spose to be 2.6ghz. it had intel hd video that gives 15000 and then 13000 when you try make it run on more cores.... then this nvidia WORST THING ever of a video card ummm in ALSO other laptops of other makes called nvidia ? 840M ............ which doesnt have a driver that is accepted out of 10 , 0 work.
08:00 <beagle> ACER ASPIRE! not QUITE the 1 out of 409835793875937450938405973049784309875 than the 3/5 they give it.
08:00 <beagle> it ran cold, tho
08:00 <beagle> lol
08:11 Quit: FredFlinstone ([email protected]) Quit: Bye for now shit heads!
08:18 <beagle> ACER ASPIRE! not QUITE the 1 out of 409835793875937450938405973049784309875 than the 3/5 they give it.
08:28 <beagle> it ran cold, tho
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08:29 <beagle> lol
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09:00 <slinky_J> ever notice how in star wars nobody gives a shit about the star war going on?
09:00 <slinky_J> WOW DID I JUST BLOW UR MIND BEAGLE?
09:38 <slinky_J> ever notice how in star wars nobody gives a shit about the star war going on?
09:45 <slinky_J> WOW DID I JUST BLOW UR MIND BEAGLE?
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10:00 <beagle> na u blow dans dick all time why my mind u moving on ?
10:28 <beagle> na u blow dans dick all time why my mind u moving on ?
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10:48 <beagle> i have a high J for jackoff.
11:00 <beagle> i have a high J for jackoff.
11:00 <beagle> ha i know youre being friendly josh
11:00 <beagle> just fucken with ya mind 
11:00 <beagle> if you still aint drinking
11:00 <Mew> hes just jestin' m8
11:00 <beagle> we all are so why not join in really
11:00 <beagle> buy a new pc tho man your going to be living in 2006
11:00 <beagle> if you dont.
11:00 <beagle> i just paid for faster pc
11:00 <beagle> next week i hope it arrives
11:00 <beagle> express post from nsw
11:00 <beagle> usually i buy from victoria, of course
11:02 <beagle> ha i know youre being friendly josh
11:06 <beagle> just fucken with ya mind
11:09 <beagle> if you still aint drinking
11:13 <Mew> hes just jestin' m8
11:14 <beagle> we all are so why not join in really
11:21 <beagle> buy a new pc tho man your going to be living in 2006
11:23 <beagle> if you dont.
11:26 <beagle> i just paid for faster pc
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11:31 * beagle awaits....
11:35 <beagle> next week i hope it arrives
11:39 <beagle> express post from nsw
11:46 <beagle> usually i buy from victoria, of course
11:47 <beagle> or sa
11:49 <beagle> china
11:50 <beagle> america lol
11:51 Quit: mr_ducati ([email protected]) Quit:
11:52 <British^Meat> hah chadweasle, as if bring me into the lil break up you and pandas are having :)
11:52 <beagle> uk
11:56 <beagle> but this time nsw, australia.
12:00 <beagle> or sa
12:00 <beagle> china
12:00 <beagle> america lol
12:00 <British^Meat> hah chadweasle, as if bring me into the lil break up you and pandas are having :)
12:00 <beagle> uk
12:00 <beagle> but this time nsw, australia.
12:00 <Mew> beagle josh just pm'd me asking if i could ask you to give him a ring 
12:00 <Mew> he said "its important huhu"
12:24 <Mew> beagle josh just pm'd me asking if i could ask you to give him a ring
12:32 <Mew> he said "its important huhu"
13:00 <beagle> i dont know number of friends
13:00 <beagle> i lost number, cause im a great friend of his
13:00 <British^Meat> hah, he pm'd me his mums number earlier saying "I'll do it! I'll fkn do it!"
13:00 <beagle> well actually
13:00 <beagle> i do have his number :)
13:00 <beagle> i recalled it as i wrote that lol
13:00 <Mew> excellent dial that shit up
13:00 <beagle> ......
13:04 <beagle> i dont know number of friends
13:10 <beagle> i lost number, cause im a great friend of his
13:12 <British^Meat> hah, he pm'd me his mums number earlier saying "I'll do it! I'll fkn do it!"
13:12 <beagle> well actually
13:15 <beagle> i do have his number :)
13:21 <beagle> i recalled it as i wrote that lol
13:31 <Mew> excellent dial that shit up
13:31 <beagle> ......
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14:51 <+simba> beagle
14:56 <+simba> would u consider urself sexy?
15:00 <simba> beagle
15:00 <simba> would u consider urself sexy?
15:00 <Mew> G-remlinz is off da heezy fo sheezy
15:19 <Mew> G-remlinz is off da heezy fo sheezy
15:45 <TheRon> like tea drinkers, my little pinky raises when i drink beer
16:29 <TheRon> wooo i'm walking on sunshine
16:40 <Ana_Ng> i believe that's whoa-oh
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16:45 <oxbffff> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gE6AVp-2Jic
16:47 <British^Meat> beagle's bringing sexy back
16:48 <BlackDevil> Youtube: American Psycho - Ending - 1080p HD (Date not found) - Category: Entertainment - 129,767 - 450 likes (98.7%), 6 dislikes (1.3%)
16:50 <TheRon> it is
17:00 <British^Meat> beagle's bringing sexy back
17:00 <British^Meat> you know, that whole, pasty ashtray smelling look
17:00 <slinky_J> choc milk and iced coffee dont make a great combo :/
17:00 <British^Meat> its very chic
17:05 <Ana_Ng> do not disappoint me.
17:09 <British^Meat> you know, that whole, pasty ashtray smelling look
17:10 <slinky_J> choc milk and iced coffee dont make a great combo :/
17:16 <British^Meat> its very chic
17:16 <TheRon> damn it woman
17:48 <TheRon> many a woman has been disappointed by me
18:23 <Ana_Ng> it is your signature move
18:34 <TheRon> indeed
19:00 <simba> too much milk is baaaad
19:00 <slinky_J> Dear sbs, y so many boong progs on sbsondemand? therez alreddy a boong chan NITV. i think it stand for nigger tv. its fkn shit. thx 4 readeng. <3 slinky_J
19:19 <+simba> too much milk is baaaad
19:27 <slinky_J> Dear sbs, y so many boong progs on sbsondemand? therez alreddy a boong chan NITV. i think it stand for nigger tv. its fkn shit. thx 4 readeng. <3 slinky_J
21:14 <TheRon> janie got a got
21:20 <TheRon> janie got a gun
21:59 <+simba> dear josh turn the tv off for 1 day it wont hurt love simbo
22:00 <simba> dear josh turn the tv off for 1 day it wont hurt love simbo
24:00 <slinky_J> Dear simbo, i tried 2 turn the tv off and a werewolf attacked me. <3 slinky_J
24:32 <slinky_J> Dear simbo, i tried 2 turn the tv off and a werewolf attacked me. <3 slinky_J
24:42 <TheRon> Ana_Ng: , what you like on a first date, dinner film, maybe shooting some wild boar
24:58 Quit: mrdanger ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
25:12 <xm> so did you watch the video, TheRon
25:23 <xm> the cop at the end looks just like....
25:25 <TheRon> video?
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25:54 <xm> janie's got a gun
26:14 <TheRon> i have seen the janie got a gun video yes
26:36 <TheRon> never paid much attention to the cop at the end
26:51 <Ana_Ng> theron
26:54 <Ana_Ng> sex, immediately
27:02 <Ana_Ng> then food if we like each other
27:14 <TheRon> fair enough
27:24 <TheRon> try before you buy, i like it
27:29 <oxbffff> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nnkSzK3TOWg
27:32 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Endorphin-Satie 1 (Date not found) - Category: Music - 483 views - 9 likes (90%), 1 dislikes (10%)
28:51 Quit: Q{{ ([email protected]) EOF from client
29:00 <fawks> OLA DISCULPA Q TE MOLESTE PERO ES MUY URGENTE TENGO UN AMIGO Q LLEGO DESDE MUY LEJOS Y NECESITA UN LUGAR DONDE QUEDARSE SU NOMBRE ES JESUCRISTO. AHORA DI EN VOZ BAJA PUEDES ENTRAR SEÑOR BENDICE A MI FAMILIA .SI CREES EN DIOS PEGA ESTO EN 20 COMENTARIOS SI LO NIEGAS RECUERDA Q DIOS DIJO SI ME NIEGAS ANTE LOS HOMBRES TE NEGARE ANTE MI PADRE . DENTRO DE 1 HORA RECIBIRÁS UNA buena noticia
29:05 <fawks> OLA DISCULPA Q TE MOLESTE PERO ES MUY URGENTE TENGO UN AMIGO Q LLEGO DESDE MUY LEJOS Y NECESITA UN LUGAR DONDE QUEDARSE SU NOMBRE ES JESUCRISTO. AHORA DI EN VOZ BAJA PUEDES ENTRAR SEÑOR BENDICE A MI FAMILIA .SI CREES EN DIOS PEGA ESTO EN 20 COMENTARIOS SI LO NIEGAS RECUERDA Q DIOS DIJO SI ME NIEGAS ANTE LOS HOMBRES TE NEGARE ANTE MI PADRE . DENTRO DE 1 HORA RECIBIRÁS UNA buena noticia
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29:53 <Doodle> es muy importante
30:00 <Doodle> es muy importante
30:00 <British^Meat> MUERTO!
30:00 <Mew> niegas n hombres
30:00 <fawks> SEÑOR BENDICE
30:00 <Doodle> jesucristo!
30:05 <British^Meat> MUERTO!
30:35 <Mew> niegas n hombres
30:36 Quit: matrix ([email protected]) Quit: -a- IRC for Android 2.1.19
30:42 <fawks> SEÑOR BENDICE
30:43 <Doodle> jesucristo!
30:54 <fawks> bendice like beckham
31:00 <Mew> si me italian spiderman
31:00 <fawks> bendice like beckham
31:00 <Mew> si me italian spiderman
31:00 <fawks> Mew
31:00 <fawks> http://shop.nylon.com/collections/nail-art-1
31:00 <Mew> fawkz
31:00 <Mew> oh.. my god
31:15 <oxbffff> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M5sx-E6NCV8
31:19 <fawks> Mew
31:21 <fawks> http://shop.nylon.com/collections/nail-art-1
31:27 <Mew> fawkz
31:36 <Ana_Ng> good sex is hard to find
31:45 <Mew> oh.. my god
31:59 <fawks> :D
32:00 <fawks> :D
32:00 <Fez> Mew! Omg!
32:00 <Doodle> oh everybody's god all of a sudden
32:00 <Ana_Ng> http://img0.liveinternet.ru/images/attach/c/5/3970/3970473_sprite198.swf
32:00 <Mew> oh.. my god
32:01 <TheRon> i like food with sex
32:03 <Fez> Mew! Omg!
32:04 <oxbffff> Ana_Ng, For people who are obsessed with it ?
32:05 <TheRon> maybe a sandwich
32:16 <Doodle> oh everybody's god all of a sudden
32:20 <Ana_Ng> http://img0.liveinternet.ru/images/attach/c/5/3970/3970473_sprite198.swf
32:25 <oxbffff> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M5sx-E6NCV8
32:28 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Endorphin-Free (Date not found) - Category: Music - 139 views - 1 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
32:28 <FredFlinstone> I got some barra in the fridge
32:44 <Mew> oh.. my god
32:52 <TheRon> i made a lamb stew yesterday
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32:57 <Ana_Ng> what does quality have to do with obsession
32:57 <FredFlinstone> had it last two nights
33:00 <Mew> twilight zone
33:00 <Mew> dolla slice nails
33:00 <fawks> lol
33:00 <fawks> 4 Doodle http://shop.nylon.com/collections/nail-art-1/products/golden-girls-nail-decals
33:00 <Doodle> THANKYOU FOR BEIN A FRIEEEEEEEEND
33:01 <FredFlinstone> too cold tonight
33:02 <Mew> twilight zone
33:06 <FredFlinstone> I got to go outside
33:09 <Mew> dolla slice nails
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33:11 <Ana_Ng> what is barra
33:18 <TheRon> barramundi
33:19 <fawks> lol
33:21 <fawks> 4 Doodle http://shop.nylon.com/collections/nail-art-1/products/golden-girls-nail-decals
33:21 <FredFlinstone> got my little gas jet out there in the garage
33:21 <TheRon> fish
33:25 <FredFlinstone> yesh
33:27 <Ana_Ng> oh ok
33:30 <oxbffff> lag
33:34 <Doodle> THANKYOU FOR BEIN A FRIEEEEEEEEND
33:36 <FredFlinstone> I had lamb for lunch
33:48 Nick: oxbffff is now known as oxbfz
33:59 <fawks> where everybody knows your name
34:00 <fawks> where everybody knows your name
34:00 <fawks> wrong show
34:00 <Doodle> lol
34:00 <fawks> YOURE NOT MY REAL MUM
34:00 <Doodle> i didnt like cheers much
34:00 <Doodle> it was a bit shit
34:00 <fawks> was average
34:00 <Doodle> nothing like as good as the golden girls
34:04 <fawks> wrong show
34:06 <Doodle> lol
34:16 <fawks> YOURE NOT MY REAL MUM
34:18 <Doodle> i didnt like cheers much
34:24 <Doodle> it was a bit shit
34:35 <fawks> was average
34:36 <Doodle> nothing like as good as the golden girls
34:48 <TheRon> used cummin seed, fennel seed and cayenne pepper
34:54 <fawks> i think ive seen like 10 minutes of the gg altogeths
35:00 <Doodle> omg shut up
35:00 <fawks> i think ive seen like 10 minutes of the gg altogeths
35:00 <Doodle> omg shut up
35:00 <fawks> k
35:00 <Doodle> wow how gay do i sound
35:00 <Doodle> srsly tho watch it
35:00 <fawks> on a scale of 1 to elton john
35:00 <Doodle> its funny
35:00 <fawks> im going to say elton
35:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Elton John - I'm Still Standing.mp3 (2.76MB 128kbps Stereo 3:01)
35:00 <Doodle> oh lawdy
35:00 <fawks> well sit down
35:02 <fawks> k
35:07 <Doodle> wow how gay do i sound
35:07 <Ana_Ng> nice
35:14 <Doodle> srsly tho watch it
35:18 <fawks> on a scale of 1 to elton john
35:18 <Doodle> its funny
35:27 * Doodle does jazz hands
35:27 <TheRon> cummin or cumin?
35:28 <fawks> im going to say elton
35:36 <Ana_Ng> cumin
35:38 * fawks does jizz hands
35:38 <Doodle> @mp3 Elton John - I'm Still Standing.mp3 (2.76MB 128kbps Stereo 3:01)
35:42 <Doodle> oh lawdy
35:44 <fawks> well sit down
35:47 <Doodle> keke
35:47 <fawks> gosh
35:54 <fawks> GOSHJ
36:00 <Doodle> keke
36:00 <fawks> gosh
36:00 <fawks> GOSHJ
36:00 <Doodle> ever since my heater got fixed its been on flat knacker
36:00 <Doodle> its still cold
36:03 <Doodle> ever since my heater got fixed its been on flat knacker
36:04 <TheRon> did you know that premature is hereditary?
36:07 <Doodle> its still cold
36:12 <TheRon> ejaculation
36:22 <TheRon> it's in the jeans
36:49 <Mew> how fucked is it that cairns is getting like 27 degrees
36:52 <Mew> bastards
36:59 <Doodle> yeah my sister is on the gold coast atm
37:00 <Mew> how fucked is it that cairns is getting like 27 degrees
37:00 <Mew> bastards
37:00 <Doodle> yeah my sister is on the gold coast atm
37:00 <fawks> fuck i love cairns
37:00 <Mew> how can they be that warm when all of us are so cold
37:00 <Doodle> sending me pics of her in the pool
37:00 <fawks> port douglas etc
37:00 <Doodle> bitch
37:00 <fawks> so yum
37:00 <fawks> hot
37:00 <Mew> our friends just got back from pt douglas fffffffffffffffffff
37:00 <fawks> can u c her boobs
37:00 <Mew> the pictures they have are ridiculous
37:00 <Doodle> lol dont be revolting
37:00 <fawks> oh
37:00 <fawks> fine
37:02 <fawks> fuck i love cairns
37:03 <Mew> how can they be that warm when all of us are so cold
37:04 <Doodle> sending me pics of her in the pool
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37:09 <fawks> port douglas etc
37:12 <Doodle> bitch
37:13 <fawks> so yum
37:21 <fawks> hot
37:23 <Mew> our friends just got back from pt douglas fffffffffffffffffff
37:24 <fawks> can u c her boobs
37:28 <Mew> the pictures they have are ridiculous
37:28 <TheRon> FredFlinstone: the fat lady is singing
37:28 <oxbfz> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fR3uBZcRoKU
37:30 <Doodle> lol dont be revolting
37:31 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Bloke by Chris Franklin with lyrics. (Sep 28, 2009) 3:45 - Category: Comedy - 31,044 - 87 likes (96.7%), 3 dislikes (3.3%)
37:32 <fawks> oh
37:35 <fawks> fine
37:47 <fawks> yesterday was rly nice here
37:49 <fawks> we had 26
37:54 <fawks> was windy, but it felt like spring
38:00 <fawks> yesterday was rly nice here
38:00 <fawks> we had 26
38:00 <fawks> was windy, but it felt like spring
38:00 <fawks> fuck i love wind
38:00 <Doodle> gonna be -2 overnight here tonight
38:00 <Doodle> wooo
38:00 <Mew> yeeeeeeeehaw
38:00 <Doodle> hope it snows while i'm asleep
38:00 <fawks> wear more clothes u fuk
38:00 <Doodle> lol clothes don't do much you'd have to wear a top to toe set of thermals
38:01 <fawks> fuck i love wind
38:05 <Doodle> gonna be -2 overnight here tonight
38:07 <Doodle> wooo
38:20 <Mew> yeeeeeeeehaw
38:20 <Doodle> hope it snows while i'm asleep
38:21 <fawks> wear more clothes u fuk
38:33 <TheRon> oh shit a light tower is out at the mcg
38:35 <FredFlinstone> is she?
38:40 <TheRon> oh yes
38:44 <Doodle> lol clothes don't do much you'd have to wear a top to toe set of thermals
38:49 <TheRon> 36 points
38:52 <TheRon> it's over
39:00 <Doodle> also i'm wearing 2 jumpers and a hoodie atm
39:00 <fawks> nice
39:00 <fawks> im in a dress
39:00 <Doodle> i'm naked from the waist down tho
39:00 <fawks> now that i think of it
39:00 <fawks> im cold
39:00 <fawks> tyvm doodle
39:17 <Doodle> also i'm wearing 2 jumpers and a hoodie atm
39:22 <fawks> nice
39:28 <fawks> im in a dress
39:37 <Doodle> i'm naked from the waist down tho
39:41 <fawks> now that i think of it
39:42 <fawks> im cold
39:44 <fawks> tyvm doodle
39:47 <Doodle> same
39:48 <Doodle> yw
39:50 <fawks> lol
39:57 <fawks> im under a blankie tho
40:00 <slinky_J> 1885 the age of consent was raised from 13 to 16
40:00 <Doodle> same
40:00 <Doodle> yw
40:00 <fawks> lol
40:00 <fawks> im under a blankie tho
40:00 <slinky_J> 1885 the age of consent was raised from 13 to 16
40:00 <Doodle> i'm about to go outside
40:00 <fawks> eep
40:00 <fawks> put pants on
40:00 <Doodle> i might
40:00 <Doodle> the car has heated seats she'll be right
40:00 <fawks> :|
40:00 <slinky_J> heated seats ooo
40:04 <Doodle> i'm about to go outside
40:09 <fawks> eep
40:12 <fawks> put pants on
40:18 <Doodle> i might
40:25 <Doodle> the car has heated seats she'll be right
40:33 <fawks> :|
40:42 <slinky_J> heated seats ooo
40:47 <Doodle> i fucking love them
40:52 <Doodle> great if you have a sore back
40:55 <slinky_J> o nice
41:00 <Doodle> i fucking love them
41:00 <Doodle> great if you have a sore back
41:00 <slinky_J> o nice
41:00 <Doodle> like a heat pack that does 200km/h
41:00 <fawks> lmao
41:00 <fawks> just  drive around doing 200km get pullled over 'i was cold officer'
41:00 <Doodle> lolol
41:06 <Doodle> like a heat pack that does 200km/h
41:09 <fawks> lmao
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41:33 <fawks> just drive around doing 200km get pullled over 'i was cold officer'
41:39 <Doodle> lolol
41:48 <fawks> YOU CALL IT A BLIZZARD, BALLARAT CALLS IT DANDRUFF
41:54 <fawks> i cried so much at that
41:56 <Doodle> a light dusting
41:58 <Doodle> hahaha
42:00 <fawks> YOU CALL IT A BLIZZARD, BALLARAT  CALLS IT DANDRUFF
42:00 <fawks> i cried so much at that
42:00 <Doodle> a light dusting
42:00 <Doodle> hahaha
42:00 <fawks> that 'article' was so cringeworthy
42:00 <Doodle> srsly tho
42:00 <fawks> whoever wrote it needs to be shot
42:00 <Doodle> every day you see school kids in shorts
42:00 <Doodle> i used to wear shorts in winter when i was at school
42:00 <fawks> talking about a horse in a blanket and then seeing some stupid statue covered in snow
42:00 <fawks> I WANTED TO SEE A REAL HORSE U FUKS
42:00 <Doodle> there was a real horse
42:00 <Mew> -i0
42:00 <fawks> yes
42:01 <fawks> that 'article' was so cringeworthy
42:02 <Doodle> srsly tho
42:08 <fawks> whoever wrote it needs to be shot
42:10 <Doodle> every day you see school kids in shorts
42:20 <Doodle> i used to wear shorts in winter when i was at school
42:31 <fawks> talking about a horse in a blanket and then seeing some stupid statue covered in snow
42:37 <fawks> I WANTED TO SEE A REAL HORSE U FUKS
42:42 <Doodle> there was a real horse
42:44 <Mew> -i0
42:46 <fawks> yes
42:48 <Doodle> and a dude riding it
42:50 <fawks> but not in a blanket
42:56 <Doodle> no cos we're tuff
42:59 <Doodle> well they are
43:00 <Doodle> and a dude riding it
43:00 <fawks> but not in a blanket
43:00 <Doodle> no cos we're tuff
43:00 <Doodle> well they are
43:00 <Doodle> i'm a sook
43:00 <fawks> ur not
43:00 <Doodle> i didnt care when i had 50kgs of extra blubber to keep me warm
43:00 <Doodle> now i hate the cold
43:01 <Doodle> i'm a sook
43:02 <fawks> ur not
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43:30 <Doodle> i didnt care when i had 50kgs of extra blubber to keep me warm
43:34 <TheRon> somebody had a nap
43:35 <Doodle> now i hate the cold
44:00 <Doodle> anyway time to go frolick in it, bblzzzzzzzzzz
44:00 <Doodle> anyway time to go frolick in it, bblzzzzzzzzzz
44:00 <fawks> toodlesss
44:00 <Serenity> r u tryin 2 sai fat ppl dun get cold
44:00 <Serenity> cuz dats a lie
44:05 <fawks> toodlesss
44:36 <Serenity> r u tryin 2 sai fat ppl dun get cold
44:40 <Serenity> cuz dats a lie
45:03 <Nikky`> Who would be that somebody
45:20 <TheRon> you tell me
45:44 <Doodle> fap nap
46:00 <slinky_J> give me a documentary title for this pic
46:00 <slinky_J> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cult_film#mediaviewer/File:Quentin_Tarantino_C%C3%A9sars_2011.jpg
46:00 <slinky_J> Tarantino: ...
46:06 <TheRon> naps are overrated
46:21 <slinky_J> give me a documentary title for this pic
46:22 <slinky_J> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cult_film#mediaviewer/File:Quentin_Tarantino_C%C3%A9sars_2011.jpg
46:42 <slinky_J> Tarantino: ...
47:00 <slinky_J> mine's Tarantino: 4Fiths of my face
47:00 <slinky_J> +f
47:06 <Nikky`> lol Doodle.. is that what you had?
47:10 <Nikky`> Naps rock
47:17 <Ana_Ng> geology rocks
47:18 <Doodle> no i washed the car
47:25 <slinky_J> mine's Tarantino: 4Fiths of my face
47:25 <Doodle> and my clothes
47:29 <TheRon> so you did have a nap??
47:31 <Doodle> and vacuumed'
47:32 <slinky_J> +f
48:09 <Nikky`> I did indeed have a nap
48:19 <Nikky`> watched some tv first.. nodded off for a smidge
49:15 <TheRon> nodding off tonight during geelong's victory?
49:42 <Matthew> North Melbourne by 29
49:58 <TheRon> matthew are you ever right?
49:59 <Nikky`> probably.. few glasses of wine and i'll be off in sleep land
50:19 <Matthew> North home game at Etihad... on the rebound...
50:22 <Matthew> very dangerous
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50:52 <TheRon> you thought the gold coast were gonna win
51:26 <Matthew> against Geelong? yes I did... they won by 7 goals...
51:58 <TheRon> against bris?
52:16 <TheRon> i wasn't confident going into that one
52:18 <Matthew> yes... I was the only tipster on the planet to tip the Suns to beat Brisbane
52:24 <Matthew> how dare I have such stupidity...
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52:41 <TheRon> i tipped carlton this week and it almost come off
52:43 <oxbfz> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TcYOy6I6OR8
52:46 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Jimi Hendrix Experience * Hey Joe * (Date not found) - Category: Music - 795,012 -
53:44 Join: Crip ([email protected]) to #melbourne
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54:13 <TheRon> the john denver experience
55:00 Part: Fennec_Fox ([email protected]) from #melbourne
55:38 <TheRon> why does it always rain on me?
57:56 <FredFlinstone> cos you have a parade?
57:59 <TheRon> port will win tomorrow
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58:21 <TheRon> gcfc tonight
58:35 <TheRon> melbourne's opponent will win
58:48 Join: koalabeer ([email protected]) to #melbourne
58:48 <TheRon> brisbane will win
00:08 <Matthew> Port winning would be good
00:17 <Matthew> Gold Coast can do whatever they like now... they are look finished
00:20 <Matthew> they look*
02:02 Quit: Ana_Ng ([email protected]) Quit: DaMancha: M&M's engage in false advertising...or at least misleading. when they say "they melt in your mouth not in your hands" they don't mention that if your hands are moist, all bets are off
03:40 <TheRon> hawks easily
04:44 <oxbfz> Australia wants to ban everything its like george orwell 1984 movie
05:11 <oxbfz> Can't we just grow weed in peace
05:35 <British^Meat> everything like what?
05:36 <oxbfz> all these liberals
05:44 <oxbfz> lol liberal loser
07:51 <oxbfz> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qQx_AN02XuM
07:54 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Best of American Psycho Part 1 (Aug 6, 2008) - Category: Entertainment - 930,605 - 2,274 likes (96.8%), 74 dislikes (3.2%)
08:21 Join: andrewbolt ([email protected]) to #melbourne
08:52 <TheRon> i'll tell you all a story about the joker and the thief in the night
09:28 Nick: Pete is now known as Brax|A
09:39 <andrewbolt> Tell me more
09:53 <andrewbolt> Tell me more
09:59 <Nikky`> I don't like Mondays
10:06 <TheRon> tell me why
10:35 Join: matrix ([email protected]) to #melbourne
10:48 <andrewbolt> Because you shouldnt check out homophobes in locker rooms
11:29 <TheRon> are you a gay homophobe?
11:49 <andrewbolt> Nope
12:09 <andrewbolt> Holding hands with my boyfriend rn
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12:54 <andrewbolt> I love musicals
13:00 <andrewbolt> Tell me more
13:06 <andrewbolt> Tell me more
13:08 <TheRon> tou like rent?
13:13 <andrewbolt> Sure
13:18 <TheRon> everyone has aids!!
13:24 Quit: milk ([email protected]) Quit: Leaving
13:36 <andrewbolt> It is a myth
13:47 <andrewbolt> Only feline aids exists
14:17 Nick: Pete is now known as Brax|A
14:31 <andrewbolt> Ive held hands with many homo gays and never caught a thing
14:50 <andrewbolt> Other then a tingly sensations
15:19 <TheRon> require antibiotics?
16:09 <andrewbolt> Just tlc
16:29 <andrewbolt> My favourite being chasing waterfalls
16:41 <Nikky`> Don't be
16:57 <TheRon> unpretty
17:00 <andrewbolt> Must be
17:15 <Nikky`> scrubs
17:16 <andrewbolt> Love love love
18:27 <TheRon> boom shake shake shake the room
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19:52 <andrewbolt> Tic tic bloom
20:13 <Nikky`> boom boom boom lets go back to my room
20:28 <TheRon> oh alright!
20:33 <oxbfz> Gangster's Paradise - Coolio
20:46 <TheRon> coolio was in ballarat
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21:00 <oxbfz> Coolio - Gangster's Paradise
21:37 <TheRon> nikky` you like barry white?
22:03 <Nikky`> I don't have any of his songs - that should tell you something
22:19 <TheRon> doesnt get the juices flowing then
22:30 <Nikky`> No
22:52 <oxbfz> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N33eSNLkXJ8
22:55 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Gangster's Paradise - Coolio (Dec 19, 2009) - Category: Music - 2,185,041 - 8,105 likes (97.1%), 244 dislikes (2.9%)
23:02 <andrewbolt> Did ballarat promise him a big slippery slide coaster ride to come
23:11 <British^Meat> mario kart 8
23:18 Nick: British^Meat is now known as BMW
23:19 <TheRon> no idea
23:25 <oxbfz> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N33eSNLkXJ8
23:28 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Gangster's Paradise - Coolio (Dec 19, 2009) - Category: Music - 2,185,041 - 8,105 likes (97.1%), 244 dislikes (2.9%)
23:32 <andrewbolt> I lovebarry
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26:09 <TheRon> talking heads - once in a lifetime
26:48 <TheRon> jake king just sculled a beer
27:06 <TheRon> retired i'd say
28:32 <oxbfz> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N33eSNLkXJ8
28:35 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Gangster's Paradise - Coolio (Dec 19, 2009) - Category: Music - 2,185,041 - 8,105 likes (97.1%), 244 dislikes (2.9%)
30:00 <andrewbolt> Talking heads heaven
30:16 <Nikky`> I talk to myself.. kinda like talking heads
30:17 <TheRon> same as it ever was
30:53 <Matthew> don't just stand there... let's get to it... strike a poseeeeee... VOGUE
31:10 <Nikky`> I have Bean on
31:22 <TheRon> mr bean?
31:36 <Nikky`> Yeah but the movie "Bean"
31:49 <TheRon> never seen that
32:05 <TheRon> i was dragged along to johnny english
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32:31 <TheRon> i think there was a root in it that never eventuated
32:32 <Nikky`> poor thang
32:38 <Nikky`> Hey couleurs.. how I missed you
32:54 <couleurs> hi Nikky` missed me 2
33:04 <andrewbolt> I touch myself...i think i would die if you were to /ignore me
33:29 <Nikky`> I could never ignore andrewbolt.. ever
33:38 <TheRon> it's amazing what blokes will do if there's the possibility of a root
34:00 <simba> aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa'
34:10 <couleurs> u beautey
34:37 <slinky_J> couleurs!!
34:41 <+simba> aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa'
34:41 <TheRon> i mean you start liking pink if there's a possibility of a root
34:43 <andrewbolt> I once went to a wiggles concert just to score with a single mum
34:43 <slinky_J> I thought Locke was ok too
34:46 <slinky_J> glad I saw it :P
34:47 <+simba> its incredibly cold IRL
34:54 <couleurs> g'day me 2
34:58 <andrewbolt> True story dat
35:00 <simba> its incredibly cold IRL
35:00 <doctor> forget IRL, it's always cosy on IRC
35:01 <slinky_J> :P
35:12 <TheRon> were you in?
35:19 Join: doctor ([email protected]) to #melbourne
35:27 <doctor> forget IRL, it's always cosy on IRC
35:28 <slinky_J> got A Haunted House 2, 3 Days To Kill and waiting for captain america 2 to finish dling :P
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35:45 <couleurs> his problem was dumb... i thought someone was going to threaten him over the phone or something idk it made it bad
35:50 <TheRon> you got debbie does philly?
35:58 <slinky_J> lmao
36:00 <fawks> lol
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36:21 <couleurs> like with his work not some pregnant old slut
36:21 <slinky_J> it was different, I thought it was executed well
36:29 <slinky_J> I thought he might crash and die lol
36:44 <fawks> lol
36:44 <couleurs> me 2
37:03 <oxbfz> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yb7aNfMvRy0
37:05 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Dragon: The Bruce Lee Story (1/10) Movie CLIP - Fighting the Sailors (1993) HD (May 31, 2011) - Category: Film & Animation - 731,707 - 642 likes (91.6%), 59 dislikes (8.4%)
37:20 <slinky_J> spose it's just that little glimpse into his life, things brought together by coincidence
37:37 * simba nestles into ur breast
38:00 <slinky_J> irl my penis is so cold it wants to be in chris crockers butt
38:00 <slinky_J> irl my penis is so cold it wants to be in chris crockers butt
38:00 <simba> http://youtu.be/Dx7jiM5Z6pY
38:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Skream - Dr. Who Dub (Remix) (Jul 24, 2011) - Category: Music - 6,356 - 76 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
38:05 <+simba> http://youtu.be/Dx7jiM5Z6pY
38:06 <oxbfz> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yb7aNfMvRy0
38:08 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Skream - Dr. Who Dub (Remix) (Jul 24, 2011) - Category: Music - 6,356 - 76 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
38:09 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Dragon: The Bruce Lee Story (1/10) Movie CLIP - Fighting the Sailors (1993) HD (May 31, 2011) - Category: Film & Animation - 731,707 - 642 likes (91.6%), 59 dislikes (8.4%)
38:11 <couleurs> i give it a 0/5 an ok
38:42 <TheRon> have you downloaded the marine 4?
39:55 <couleurs> yes
40:13 <TheRon> why?
40:33 <couleurs> j/k got u in your face
40:42 Join: Mew ([email protected]) to #melbourne
40:43 <TheRon> right
41:11 <oxbfz> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MzRCwNJqDJg
41:14 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Bruce Lee The "Lost" Interview. (Date not found) - Category: People & Blogs - 49 views - 0 likes (0%), 0 dislikes (0%)
41:27 <TheRon> i could never be your woman
41:46 <Nikky`> Thank god for that TheRon
41:54 <TheRon> i know
43:29 Join: Mew ([email protected]) to #melbourne
43:38 <oxbfz> .http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hpPE-FKJGt4
43:39 <oxbfz> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hpPE-FKJGt4
43:42 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Bruce Lee - The lost interview (Aug 2, 2008) - Category: Entertainment - 4,043 - 26 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
43:45 Quit: cooper ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
44:09 <couleurs> `ban oxbfz grow a brain moran
44:24 Quit: FredFlinstone ([email protected]) Quit: Bye for now shit heads!
44:27 <slinky_J> lol couleurs
44:31 <TheRon> liverpoll gonna win this season?
44:52 <couleurs> no
45:04 <TheRon> swansea?
45:11 <slinky_J> i wonder if tom hardy was sposed to be welsh
45:14 <slinky_J> because he sounded welsh
45:29 <TheRon> spurs?
45:31 <couleurs> sheffield thursday
45:44 <TheRon> nice, something differend
45:54 <TheRon> i thought they were wednesday?
46:04 <couleurs> got u
46:29 <TheRon> yes?
46:45 <couleurs> yes and they're in div 2 or something i punk'd u twice!!!!!!!!
46:59 <TheRon> wow
47:43 <TheRon> how's milwall doing??
48:24 <couleurs> dunno
48:53 <TheRon> playing with villareal any good?
49:15 <couleurs> they're ok
49:21 <couleurs> so many questions!!!!!
49:40 <TheRon> i know very little about football
50:08 <slinky_J> oh so warm
50:22 <oxbfz> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZkFiPSFFacA
50:25 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Shaolin Wooden Men 1976 Part 7 (Jul 19, 2009) - Category: Entertainment - 29,864 -
50:29 <TheRon> heart - all i wanna do is make love to you
51:32 <TheRon> two melbourne city games for ballarat
52:17 Quit: Mew ([email protected]) Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client
52:39 <TheRon> i'd go if it was the victory
52:40 <slinky_J> https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/994452_10152498855674471_2549326088966038250_n.jpg?oh=5a1577cb57c78aa6574b7b4de37cd49f&oe=54589515&__gda__=1412885677_4331bbf0036076e91add7ae5995240c5
52:41 <slinky_J> meeooww!
55:29 Join: ness ([email protected]) to #melbourne
55:47 <TheRon> GOOOOOALLLLLLLL!!
55:57 <ness> good evening assholes
56:00 <ness> good evening assholes
56:00 <slinky_J> id sniff ur asshole
56:00 <slinky_J> id flip ur asshole hair flip ur hair flip ur asshole hair!
56:17 Quit: Simwolf ([email protected]) EOF from client
56:19 <slinky_J> goal
56:33 <slinky_J> id sniff ur asshole
56:39 <oxbfz> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QEjgPh4SEmU
56:42 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Eye of the tiger -Lyrics- (Apr 26, 2009) - Category: Music - 42,081,977 - 129,662 likes (95.6%), 5,908 dislikes (4.4%)
56:47 <slinky_J> id flip ur asshole hair flip ur hair flip ur asshole hair!
57:38 Join: TheRon ([email protected]) to #melbourne
58:00 <TheRon> buddy is being rested
58:03 <TheRon> buddy is being rested
58:24 <TheRon> we never knew what friends we until we came to leningrad
58:46 <oxbfz> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QEjgPh4SEmU
58:49 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Eye of the tiger -Lyrics- (Apr 26, 2009) - Category: Music - 42,081,977 - 129,662 likes (95.6%), 5,908 dislikes (4.4%)
59:16 <couleurs> they're going to use the vanishing spray in epil Ron
59:23 <slinky_J> "Let me finger gang bang her cuz"
59:30 <slinky_J> "Aight one finger!"
59:33 <TheRon> nice
00:01 <couleurs> epl even
00:13 <TheRon> R O C K int USA'
00:26 <oxbfz> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QEjgPh4SEmU
00:31 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Eye of the tiger -Lyrics- (Apr 26, 2009) - Category: Music - 42,081,977 - 129,662 likes (95.6%), 5,908 dislikes (4.4%)
00:41 <couleurs> http://i.imgur.com/kn6U2h8.jpg
02:00 <TheRon> how about this heat?
02:20 <slinky_J> if only these a haunted house movies came out at the cinema here
02:30 <TheRon> how about this heat?
02:30 <slinky_J> funniest shit
03:00 <simba> yea its a stinka
03:00 <TheRon> so cold my nipples cold cut ice
03:07 <oxbfz> sinister lol
03:26 <+simba> yea its a stinka
03:38 <oxbfz> Kalifornia 1993 BRRip 720p x264 AAC - PRiSTiNE [P2PDL]
03:40 <TheRon> so cold my nipples cold cut ice
03:48 <slinky_J> Kalifornia!
03:49 <oxbfz> Se7en 1995 Remastered 720p BluRay x264 AAC - Ozlem
04:00 <TheRon> we had snow today
04:06 <slinky_J> 3 days to kill with costner better be fun
04:10 <oxbfz> Copycat(1995)(Sigourney Weaver)
04:33 <TheRon> we had snow today
04:36 <oxbfz> Monster.2003.720p.BluRay.x264.anoXmous
04:50 <oxbfz> actually
04:54 <Fez> Breasts
04:56 Join: iloveporn ([email protected]) to #melbourne
04:57 <oxbfz> artbell.m3u
04:57 <oxbfz> commandss
04:57 <oxbfz> Copycat(1995)(Sigourney Weaver)
04:58 <oxbfz> Cypher (2002)
04:58 <oxbfz> Desktop
04:58 <oxbfz> Downloads
04:59 <oxbfz> Girl.Interrupted.1999.HDTV.720p.Bluray.x264.anoXmous
05:00 <Fez> Breasts
05:00 <simba> did you make a snowman?
05:00 <simba> i saw Doodles pics tbh down there in teh rat
05:00 <simba> i think the iceman is coming
05:01 <oxbfz> Gta San Andreas
05:03 <+simba> did you make a snowman?
05:03 <oxbfz> GTA San Andreas User Files
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05:09 <oxbfz> Kalifornia 1993 BRRip 720p x264 AAC - PRiSTiNE [P2PDL]
05:11 <oxbfz> links
05:13 <oxbfz> madjack
05:14 <+simba> i saw Doodles pics tbh down there in teh rat
05:16 <oxbfz> Monster.2003.720p.BluRay.x264.anoXmous
05:18 <oxbfz> [PC GAME - XPVISTA7SEVEN] GTA - Grand Theft Auto - San Andreas
05:19 <oxbfz> Se7en 1995 Remastered 720p BluRay x264 AAC - Ozlem
05:21 <oxbfz> Sinister.2012.BRRip.XviD.AC3-MAGNAT
05:22 Quit: TheRon ([email protected]) Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client
05:24 <oxbfz> STUFF
05:25 <oxbfz> The.Believer.2001.DVDRip.Xvid-Nile
05:28 <oxbfz> The First 48 Season 13 Ep. 24 - 25
05:29 <oxbfz> The First 48 Season 13 Ep. 33 - 34 - 35 - 36
05:30 <+simba> i think the iceman is coming
05:32 <oxbfz> titi
05:33 <couleurs> Bye Ron
05:34 <oxbfz> TI_ti
05:36 <oxbfz> TOR
05:40 <oxbfz> Xfiles-movie.divx
05:42 <oxbfz> fucks'
05:42 <Nikky`> Bye Ron - rip
06:00 <oxbfz> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8z4maVhrBwg&list=TLbU7Qd32qPSPusBGe2t3kUvvQxBAlY67p
06:04 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Worlds strongest marijuana delivery system (Date not found) - Category: Nonprofits & Activism - 208,695 - 872 likes (81.4%), 199 dislikes (18.6%)
06:14 <slinky_J> BAI RON LOL
06:20 <oxbfz> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8z4maVhrBwg&list=TLbU7Qd32qPSPusBGe2t3kUvvQxBAlY67p
06:22 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Worlds strongest marijuana delivery system (Date not found) - Category: Nonprofits & Activism - 208,695 - 872 likes (81.4%), 199 dislikes (18.6%)
07:00 <TheRon> didn't exactly cake us
07:00 <simba> yea its just like rain but it hurts
07:02 <slinky_J> the fk is with marlon wayans and rooting toys in these movies
07:08 <TheRon> didn't exactly cake us
07:08 <slinky_J> hes naked rooting a doll
07:20 <oxbfz> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8z4maVhrBwg&list=TLbU7Qd32qPSPusBGe2t3kUvvQxBAlY67p
07:20 Mode: (by stebie) +b *!*@27.54.B80355.088A1D
07:21 Kick: oxbfz was kicked by stebie (Repeating is not tolerated (3+ times).)
07:23 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Worlds strongest marijuana delivery system (Date not found) - Category: Nonprofits & Activism - 208,695 - 872 likes (81.4%), 199 dislikes (18.6%)
07:35 <couleurs> pwned!!!!!!
07:36 <+simba> yea its just like rain but it hurts
07:40 <Nikky`> I know stebie isn't here but I wish he was
07:42 <slinky_J> PHWNED!
07:47 <Nikky`> ooh how I miss the stebster
07:48 <slinky_J> so owned man
07:50 <slinky_J> ahahahaha
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07:55 Nick: Brax|A is now known as Brax
08:00 <oxbfz> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8z4maVhrBwg&list=TLbU7Qd32qPSPusBGe2t3kUvvQxBAlY67p
08:00 <simba> <TheRon> REM - everybody hurts
08:00 <TheRon> james taylor - your smiling face
08:00 <Fez> Breasts?
08:00 <TheRon> boobs!
08:03 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Worlds strongest marijuana delivery system (Date not found) - Category: Nonprofits & Activism - 208,695 - 872 likes (81.4%), 199 dislikes (18.6%)
08:04 <+simba> <TheRon> REM - everybody hurts
08:05 Nick: Brax is now known as Pete
08:12 <couleurs> me 2
08:14 <slinky_J> oh sick this one rips off Sinister
08:17 <TheRon> james taylor - your smiling face
08:17 <Fez> Breasts?
08:26 <TheRon> boobs!
09:00 <Fez> Yay
09:00 <Blarp> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0-Q3cp3cp88
09:00 <TheRon> no buddy tonight
09:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Eurythmics - Missionary Man (Oct 24, 2009) - Category: Music - 1,256,889 - 4,260 likes (98.7%), 56 dislikes (1.3%)
09:04 <Fez> Yay
09:05 <Nikky`> Lets start a.. come back to us stebie fund, couleurs
09:20 <couleurs> ok
09:24 <Blarp> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0-Q3cp3cp88
09:25 <TheRon> no buddy tonight
09:28 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Eurythmics - Missionary Man (Oct 24, 2009) - Category: Music - 1,256,889 - 4,260 likes (98.7%), 56 dislikes (1.3%)
10:00 <simba> buddy to miss clash with bunnies?
10:00 <simba> who the fuck are the bunnies
10:00 <TheRon> the scum
10:00 <simba> that cant be a real nickname
10:00 <TheRon> the scum?
10:02 <+simba> buddy to miss clash with bunnies?
10:05 <+simba> who the fuck are the bunnies
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10:12 <TheRon> the scum
10:20 Part: turion ([email protected]) from #melbourne
10:24 <+simba> that cant be a real nickname
10:41 <TheRon> the scum?
10:51 <+simba> bunnies
10:53 <+simba> http://www.afl.com.au/news/2014-08-01/buddy-to-miss-bunnies-
10:55 <+simba> afl used it
10:57 <Blarp> boobs?
10:59 <TheRon> south sydney
11:00 <simba> bunnies
11:00 <simba> http://www.afl.com.au/news/2014-08-01/buddy-to-miss-bunnies-
11:00 <simba> afl used it
11:00 <Blarp> boobs?
11:00 <TheRon> south sydney
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11:55 <TheRon> annie lennox back in the day, would you?
11:59 <slinky_J> bunnies
12:00 <TheRon> annie lennox back in the day, would you?
12:00 <slinky_J> bunnies
12:00 <Blarp> :p
12:09 <Blarp> :p
12:35 <Nikky`> I have some spare change
12:52 <slinky_J> i have tea
12:53 <oxbfz> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8z4maVhrBwg&list=TLbU7Qd32qPSPusBGe2t3kUvvQxBAlY67p
12:56 <slinky_J> the boy aliens in planet 51 dont wear pants cause they dont have genitals or an anus
12:57 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Worlds strongest marijuana delivery system (Date not found) - Category: Nonprofits & Activism - 208,718 - 872 likes (81.4%), 199 dislikes (18.6%)
13:00 <slinky_J> the boy aliens in planet 51 dont wear pants cause they dont have genitals or an anus
13:00 <slinky_J> but the chicks lower regions r covered
13:00 <TheRon> slinky_J: illegally downloaded guardians yet?
13:09 <slinky_J> but the chicks lower regions r covered
13:12 <slinky_J> jamie presley is hot
13:28 <TheRon> slinky_J: illegally downloaded guardians yet?
13:33 <slinky_J> i want to see her takin it doggy in porn so my penis can bend in my pants
14:00 <slinky_J> guardians?
14:00 <TheRon> of the galaxy
14:00 <slinky_J> no coz its not out on bray
14:00 <TheRon> so that is the plan then
14:08 <slinky_J> guardians?
14:15 <TheRon> of the galaxy
14:22 <slinky_J> no coz its not out on bray
14:25 <oxbfz> pend ya jeans
14:42 <TheRon> so that is the plan then
14:42 <slinky_J> lol
14:49 <Blarp> http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2015381/?ref_=nv_sr_1
14:49 <slinky_J> i hope they make Nova superhero film coz Nova corps r in it
14:50 <BlackDevil> IMDB: Guardians of the Galaxy (2014) < - -/10 - Stars: N/A - Rated: N/A - Runtime: 0secs - Genre: N/A - Release Date: N/A
14:59 <slinky_J> yes dl bray copy
15:00 <Blarp> http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2015381/?ref_=nv_sr_1
15:00 <slinky_J> i hope they make Nova superhero film coz Nova corps r in it
15:00 <BlackDevil> IMDB: Guardians of the Galaxy (2014) < - -/10 - Stars: N/A - Rated: N/A - Runtime: 0secs - Genre: N/A - Release Date: N/A
15:00 <slinky_J> yes dl bray copy
15:00 <Blarp> release date is today :(
15:00 <slinky_J> oer
15:00 <TheRon> i mean you could actually pay to see it
15:00 <TheRon> foreign concept i know
15:00 <slinky_J> 18 dollars for hollywood film :/
15:01 <oxbfz> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8z4maVhrBwg&list=TLbU7Qd32qPSPusBGe2t3kUvvQxBAlY67p
15:04 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Worlds strongest marijuana delivery system (Date not found) - Category: Nonprofits & Activism - 208,718 - 872 likes (81.4%), 199 dislikes (18.6%)
15:08 <Blarp> release date is today :(
15:13 <slinky_J> oer
15:17 <TheRon> i mean you could actually pay to see it
15:29 <TheRon> foreign concept i know
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15:36 <slinky_J> 18 dollars for hollywood film :/
15:48 <Blarp> I'm planning to
15:53 <slinky_J> saw a movie at cinemas few weeks ago
16:00 <slinky_J> prob seen more than u at cinemas this yr
16:00 <Blarp> I'm planning to
16:00 <slinky_J> saw a movie at cinemas few weeks ago
16:00 <slinky_J> prob seen more than u at cinemas this yr
16:00 <Blarp> If it's still on at the cinemas when I visit my friend in Sydney
16:00 <TheRon> don't really watch movies so
16:00 <slinky_J> do u dl music?
16:06 <Blarp> If it's still on at the cinemas when I visit my friend in Sydney
16:25 <TheRon> don't really watch movies so
16:39 <slinky_J> do u dl music?
16:49 <TheRon> i use spotify
16:58 <slinky_J> wots spotify
17:00 <TheRon> i use spotify
17:00 <slinky_J> wots spotify
17:00 <Blarp> I use iheartradio
17:00 <TheRon> spotify.com
17:00 <Kal-El> Iheart is good 
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17:29 <Blarp> I use iheartradio
17:31 <TheRon> spotify.com
17:44 <Kal-El> Iheart is good
18:00 <TheRon> might check it out
18:00 <Kal-El> if u use your phone in the bathroom 
18:13 <TheRon> might check it out
18:39 <Kal-El> if u use your phone in the bathroom
18:51 <Kal-El> get one of them cheap bluetooth mini speakers
18:54 <Blarp> gives you both music you like, and various radio stations
18:59 <Kal-El> does the trick
19:00 <Kal-El> get one of them cheap bluetooth mini speakers 
19:00 <Blarp> gives you both music you like, and various radio stations
19:00 <Kal-El> does the trick 
19:00 <Blarp> it seems to be hailing outside... who ordered that?
19:00 <Kal-El> Me 
19:00 <Kal-El> earlier today 
19:00 <Kal-El> if you dont like it .. move states 
19:00 <slinky_J> lol
19:08 <Blarp> it seems to be hailing outside... who ordered that?
19:22 <Kal-El> Me
19:26 <Kal-El> earlier today
19:33 <Kal-El> if you dont like it .. move states
19:40 <slinky_J> lol
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20:00 <Blarp> hahah no it's funny my upstairs neighbour and her friends are on the balcony... and they got hammered by it
20:00 <Kal-El> they attractive ?
20:00 <Kal-El> go buy some drinks 
20:00 <slinky_J> ye
20:00 <slinky_J> stream them live
20:00 <Kal-El> and have a night in have a few drinks lol 
20:00 <TheRon> cold hard nipples?
20:06 <Blarp> hahah no it's funny my upstairs neighbour and her friends are on the balcony... and they got hammered by it
20:19 <Kal-El> they attractive ?
20:23 <Kal-El> go buy some drinks
20:24 <slinky_J> ye
20:27 <slinky_J> stream them live
20:31 <Kal-El> and have a night in have a few drinks lol
20:32 <TheRon> cold hard nipples?
20:37 <oxbfz> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8z4maVhrBwg&list=TLbU7Qd32qPSPusBGe2t3kUvvQxBAlY67p
20:40 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Worlds strongest marijuana delivery system (Date not found) - Category: Nonprofits & Activism - 208,728 - 872 likes (81.4%), 199 dislikes (18.6%)
21:00 <Blarp> no Kal-El they aren't
21:00 <Kal-El> well 
21:00 <Blarp> but lots of screaming and shouting
21:00 <slinky_J> still..
21:00 <slinky_J> gobbies?
21:00 <Kal-El> umm that sucks for you 
21:00 <Kal-El> when looking for a house mate 
21:04 <Blarp> no Kal-El they aren't
21:09 <Kal-El> well
21:13 <Blarp> but lots of screaming and shouting
21:21 <slinky_J> still..
21:24 <slinky_J> gobbies?
21:34 <Kal-El> umm that sucks for you
21:41 <Kal-El> when looking for a house mate
21:49 <Kal-El> pick the good looking ones lol
21:55 <slinky_J> lol
22:00 <Kal-El> pick the good looking ones lol 
22:00 <slinky_J> lol
22:00 <slinky_J> nah
22:00 <Blarp> out of my hands Kal-El seperate property
22:00 <slinky_J> pick the kinda cool but ugly chick
22:00 <slinky_J> who has hot friends
22:00 <slinky_J> coz heaps of hot chicks have lots of male friends
22:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J08ZwySCoJ8
22:03 <slinky_J> nah
22:14 <Blarp> out of my hands Kal-El seperate property
22:16 <slinky_J> pick the kinda cool but ugly chick
22:20 <slinky_J> who has hot friends
22:36 <slinky_J> coz heaps of hot chicks have lots of male friends
22:47 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J08ZwySCoJ8
22:50 <Kal-El> no Pick the attractive one .. doesnt have to be HOT but attractive
22:51 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Huey Lewis And The News - Stuck With You (Feb 26, 2009) - Category: Music - 1,127,087 - 4,124 likes (97.9%), 87 dislikes (2.1%)
22:59 <Kal-El> get to know her and she will have plenty of attractive friends
23:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Huey Lewis And The News - Stuck With You (Feb 26, 2009) - Category: Music - 1,127,087 - 4,124 likes (97.9%), 87 dislikes (2.1%)
23:00 <Kal-El> no Pick the attractive one .. doesnt have to be HOT but attractive  
23:00 <Kal-El> get to know her and she will have plenty of attractive friends 
23:00 <slinky_J> if u like hot guys around
23:00 <TheRon> drunk attarctive women, make yourself available
23:00 <slinky_J> have a gay housemate with attractive str8 female friends
23:14 <slinky_J> if u like hot guys around
23:21 <TheRon> drunk attarctive women, make yourself available
23:45 <slinky_J> have a gay housemate with attractive str8 female friends
23:48 <Kal-El> I couldnt hook up with a drunk chick unless im drunk too
23:52 <Kal-El> feel like im taking adv
23:58 <Kal-El> couldnt do it
24:00 <Kal-El> I couldnt hook up with a drunk chick unless im drunk too 
24:00 <Kal-El> feel like im taking adv 
24:00 <Kal-El> couldnt do it 
24:00 <TheRon> if you're both drunk, consent is less of an issue
24:19 <TheRon> if you're both drunk, consent is less of an issue
25:00 <Kal-El> like i said if i was drunk than sure but if im not and she is and I have never kissed her b4 or someone i just met 
25:00 <Kal-El> i couldnt go for her 
25:00 <Kal-El> just seems wrong 
25:00 <TheRon> i love huey lewis and the news
25:00 <Kal-El> Im enjoying the show (The mentalist) see i can tell you pointless facts too :) 
25:04 <Kal-El> like i said if i was drunk than sure but if im not and she is and I have never kissed her b4 or someone i just met
25:08 <Kal-El> i couldnt go for her
25:12 <Kal-El> just seems wrong
25:13 <TheRon> i love huey lewis and the news
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25:42 <oxbfz> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xo-J1wf2KHc
25:44 <Kal-El> Im enjoying the show (The mentalist) see i can tell you pointless facts too :)
25:46 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Dire Straits - Sultans of Swing | NOT LIVE !!! | CD version !!! | Original w/ lyrics in description (Jun 7, 2009) - Category: Music - 9,806,252 - 30,901 likes (98.7%), 398 dislikes (1.3%)
26:00 <TheRon> never been a fab
26:00 <TheRon> fan
26:00 <fawks> lying in my bedddddd i hear the clock tickinnnnnn i think of yoooou
26:09 <TheRon> never been a fab
26:12 <TheRon> fan
26:46 <fawks> lying in my bedddddd i hear the clock tickinnnnnn i think of yoooou
26:52 <Blarp> I'm watching the 2008 version of the Knight Rider series
26:57 <fawks> caught up in ciiiiiircles confuuuuuuuuuusion is nothing newwwwwww
27:00 <Blarp> I'm watching the 2008 version of the Knight Rider series
27:00 <fawks> caught up in ciiiiiircles confuuuuuuuuuusion is nothing newwwwwww
27:00 <Kal-El> they stuffed that up with all the transformer shit 
27:00 <Kal-El> Kitt transforms into a fwd and stuff .. bah 
27:00 <Blarp> yup
27:00 <Kal-El> crapped the show 
27:07 <Kal-El> they stuffed that up with all the transformer shit
27:20 <Kal-El> Kitt transforms into a fwd and stuff .. bah
27:26 <Blarp> yup
27:39 <Kal-El> crapped the show
27:47 <Kal-El> was good till then
28:00 <Kal-El> was good till then 
28:00 <Kal-El> Plus cant pull it off without hoff as well 
28:00 <Blarp> Val Kilmer is good value as the voice of Kit though
28:00 <Kal-El> Yeah 
28:00 <Kal-El> he was 
28:05 <Kal-El> Plus cant pull it off without hoff as well
28:14 <Blarp> Val Kilmer is good value as the voice of Kit though
28:20 <Kal-El> Yeah
28:22 <Kal-El> he was
29:00 <Kal-El> the Big truck from Planes sounds like Kitt 
29:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=UrGw_cOgwa8
29:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Robert Palmer - Simply Irresistible (Mar 4, 2009) - Category: Music - 6,189,497 - 24,435 likes (97.6%), 601 dislikes (2.4%)
29:00 <Kal-El> also voiced by Kilmer lol 
29:00 <TheRon> this clip is genius
29:19 <Kal-El> the Big truck from Planes sounds like Kitt
29:20 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=UrGw_cOgwa8
29:23 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Robert Palmer - Simply Irresistible (Mar 4, 2009) - Category: Music - 6,189,497 - 24,435 likes (97.6%), 601 dislikes (2.4%)
29:29 <Kal-El> also voiced by Kilmer lol
29:30 <TheRon> this clip is genius
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30:42 <oxbfz> Dire Straits - Walk Of Life
30:50 <oxbfz> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k9_VOy7VipQ
30:53 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Dire Straits - Walk Of Life + lyrics (May 13, 2010) - Category: Music - 4,684,700 - 12,527 likes (98.9%), 142 dislikes (1.1%)
30:56 <slinky_J> Hunter School for kids with Autism <-- that doesnt sound right
31:00 <slinky_J> Hunter School for kids with Autism <-- that doesnt sound right
31:00 <TheRon> val kilmer should've stopped at top gun 
31:00 <TheRon> go out on a high
31:28 <TheRon> val kilmer should've stopped at top gun
31:32 <TheRon> go out on a high
31:38 <[-aLiEn8D\Romeo> Iron Maiden - Hallowed Be Thy Name
32:00 <TheRon> i love top gun
32:03 <[-aLiEn8D\Romeo> weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed
32:04 <doctor> telegraph roads a good one
32:14 <[-aLiEn8D\Romeo> hi doctor
32:14 <oxbfz> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gQ4px9Ri0Y0
32:18 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Dire Straits - Sultans of Swing (Lyrics) (Aug 11, 2011) - Category: Music - 1,315,347 - 4,895 likes (94.6%), 280 dislikes (5.4%)
32:20 <TheRon> i love top gun
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32:55 <Blarp> my personal favourite with him is probably Real Genius
33:00 <Blarp> my personal favourite with him is probably Real Genius
33:00 <beagle> how thick do you think i am, all the lies , i share and all the wizdom as i care of ... when ou wait  as you wish ... and all the mastery you slavery of ... you wish for when you have ...... oh wait , its just JUJSTIC BIEBER !
33:00 <TheRon> not seen that one
33:00 <beagle> gen z ? hrmmm . lets sleep..
33:00 <slinky_J> real genius
33:00 <slinky_J> isnt that like 20 yrs old
33:00 <beagle> no, 20
33:00 <Blarp> '80's nerd/geek comedy 
33:00 <TheRon> this needs to be done, well done orlando bloom but you didn't go far enough
33:00 <slinky_J> yea
33:00 <beagle> you never told you 
33:00 <Blarp> http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0089886/?ref_=nm_flmg_act_89
33:00 <BlackDevil> IMDB: Real Genius (1985) - 7.0/10 of 20,118 votes - Stars: Val Kilmer, Gabriel Jarret, Michelle Meyrink - Rated: N/A - Runtime: 1hr 48mins - Genre: Comedy, Romance, Sci-Fi - Release Date: 7 August 1985 (USA)
33:00 <beagle> josh who is this of 
33:04 <beagle> how thick do you think i am, all the lies , i share and all the wizdom as i care of ... when ou wait as you wish ... and all the mastery you slavery of ... you wish for when you have ...... oh wait , its just JUJSTIC BIEBER !
33:06 <TheRon> not seen that one
33:13 <[-aLiEn8D\Romeo> 8888888888888888
33:16 Quit: doctor ([email protected]) Quit:
33:17 <beagle> gen z ? hrmmm . lets sleep..
33:18 <[-aLiEn8D\Romeo> hi simba
33:19 <slinky_J> real genius
33:23 <oxbfz> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gQ4px9Ri0Y0
33:25 <slinky_J> isnt that like 20 yrs old
33:26 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Dire Straits - Sultans of Swing (Lyrics) (Aug 11, 2011) - Category: Music - 1,315,347 - 4,895 likes (94.6%), 280 dislikes (5.4%)
33:28 <couleurs> 66666666666666666
33:30 <beagle> no, 20
33:32 <[-aLiEn8D\Romeo> 777777777777777777777777777777
33:33 <Blarp> '80's nerd/geek comedy
33:34 <TheRon> this needs to be done, well done orlando bloom but you didn't go far enough
33:34 <[-aLiEn8D\Romeo> :>
33:36 <slinky_J> yea
33:38 <beagle> you never told you
33:39 <Blarp> http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0089886/?ref_=nm_flmg_act_89
33:41 <BlackDevil> IMDB: Real Genius (1985) - 7.0/10 of 20,118 votes - Stars: Val Kilmer, Gabriel Jarret, Michelle Meyrink - Rated: N/A - Runtime: 1hr 48mins - Genre: Comedy, Romance, Sci-Fi - Release Date: 7 August 1985 (USA)
33:43 <doctor> hello romeo
33:47 <beagle> josh who is this of
33:47 <[-aLiEn8D\Romeo> :)
33:49 <doctor> you having a good time?
33:57 <[-aLiEn8D\Romeo> yes
34:00 <slinky_J> i luv the ghost and the darkness with kilmer
34:00 <beagle> im tanked.
34:00 <beagle> smashing is the new gen z word ....... z ...... z z zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
34:00 <Blarp> yes slinky_J but I'm old enough to have seen it at the cinema, as is TheRon :P
34:00 <slinky_J> woa
34:00 <TheRon> tone - loc, funky cold medina
34:00 <beagle> josh do ou do less
34:00 <slinky_J> so ur older than 31?
34:01 <slinky_J> i luv the ghost and the darkness with kilmer
34:01 <beagle> im tanked.
34:04 <[-aLiEn8D\Romeo> hows ya day been man?
34:06 <doctor> nice, good to hear
34:12 <doctor> yeah pretty good
34:13 <beagle> smashing is the new gen z word ....... z ...... z z zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
34:16 <[-aLiEn8D\Romeo> ah cool
34:28 <doctor> went for a drive down south
34:29 <Blarp> yes slinky_J but I'm old enough to have seen it at the cinema, as is TheRon :P
34:29 <[-aLiEn8D\Romeo> have you had any coffee today?
34:34 <slinky_J> woa
34:35 <TheRon> tone - loc, funky cold medina
34:35 <doctor> everything nice a green
34:37 <beagle> josh do ou do less
34:37 <[-aLiEn8D\Romeo> i think i had one when i woke up
34:39 <doctor> oh yeah a few
34:45 <slinky_J> so ur older than 31?
34:47 <[-aLiEn8D\Romeo> cool cool
34:47 <doctor> probably around 3
34:52 <Blarp> yup
34:56 <beagle> josh im a little girl do you slave me or take me
35:00 <Blarp> yup
35:00 <beagle> josh im a little girl do you slave me or take me
35:00 <slinky_J> im 32 in 11 days.
35:00 <beagle> yeah andy sommen
35:00 <slinky_J> huh beagle?
35:00 <slinky_J> hmm one human girl slave
35:00 <TheRon> we should all chip in and get a hooker for his b'day
35:00 <Blarp> mmmmmm lightning and thunder now
35:00 <slinky_J> i can trade for something better
35:01 <slinky_J> im 32 in 11 days.
35:02 <[-aLiEn8D\Romeo> you don't smoke do ya?
35:09 <doctor> nah
35:10 <beagle> yeah andy sommen
35:12 <slinky_J> huh beagle?
35:12 <[-aLiEn8D\Romeo> okay
35:22 <slinky_J> hmm one human girl slave
35:23 <[-aLiEn8D\Romeo> do you live in a nice place?
35:28 <TheRon> we should all chip in and get a hooker for his b'day
35:29 <Blarp> mmmmmm lightning and thunder now
35:31 <slinky_J> i can trade for something better
35:32 <[-aLiEn8D\Romeo> i live in a caravan
35:39 <doctor> yeah its a pretty decent place
35:46 <[-aLiEn8D\Romeo> ah sweet sweet
35:47 <beagle> slinky_J you werent smart since day you were born. just riden the lighting like a slash of electricity you never worn.
35:47 <doctor> caravan sounds good
35:50 <slinky_J> a hooker :(
35:52 <mrdanger> that was nuts
35:55 <doctor> i'm a bit tired of this place
35:58 <oxbfz> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gQ4px9Ri0Y0
35:59 <mrdanger> that thunder
36:00 <beagle> slinky_J you werent smart since day you were born. just riden the lighting like a slash of electricity you never worn.
36:00 <slinky_J> a hooker :(
36:00 <mrdanger> that was nuts
36:00 <mrdanger> that thunder
36:00 <mrdanger> kanlamo
36:00 <slinky_J> thx beagle
36:00 <beagle> josh if you wanna hear hardcore lemme tell you that.
36:00 <TheRon> whats wrong with a hooker?
36:00 <Blarp> yup mrdanger heard it here too
36:00 <slinky_J> ive had sex with a hooker already
36:00 <mrdanger> crazy
36:01 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Dire Straits - Sultans of Swing (Lyrics) (Aug 11, 2011) - Category: Music - 1,315,347 - 4,895 likes (94.6%), 280 dislikes (5.4%)
36:02 <mrdanger> kanlamo
36:04 <[-aLiEn8D\Romeo> doctor got any music to play?
36:08 <slinky_J> thx beagle
36:08 <[-aLiEn8D\Romeo> i c
36:11 <beagle> josh if you wanna hear hardcore lemme tell you that.
36:11 <TheRon> whats wrong with a hooker?
36:12 <Blarp> yup mrdanger heard it here too
36:24 <doctor> i got this one https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wrk3eymLg8s
36:27 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Distant Sun by Crowded House (Oct 13, 2010) 3:50 - Category: Music - 135,612 - 392 likes (97.3%), 11 dislikes (2.7%)
36:30 <slinky_J> ive had sex with a hooker already
36:32 <mrdanger> crazy
36:32 <[-aLiEn8D\Romeo> ah cool
36:53 <fawks> TheRon
36:54 <TheRon> a voucher for a brothel so you can have your choice?
37:00 <fawks> TheRon
37:00 <TheRon> a voucher for a brothel so you can have your choice?
37:00 <slinky_J> yea thats where we had sex
37:00 <TheRon> hello
37:00 <fawks> watch this https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=554945974650939
37:00 <slinky_J> at the brothel where i chose
37:00 <Kal-El> Do you guys have friends out side of your IRC group??
37:00 <slinky_J> yes
37:00 <beagle> í am not josh today ads i do not borad rast my dtrutst i diinnny i wannna simba cri as i 
37:00 <slinky_J> i mean no
37:00 <slinky_J> dayum
37:00 <beagle> josh i wish of i was.
37:00 <slinky_J> so close to ruinin this phew *can still score irc date with fawks*
37:00 <Blarp> out side IRC? that sounds like real life...
37:04 <slinky_J> yea thats where we had sex
37:05 <TheRon> hello
37:08 <fawks> watch this https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=554945974650939
37:09 <slinky_J> at the brothel where i chose
37:10 <Kal-El> Do you guys have friends out side of your IRC group??
37:15 <slinky_J> yes
37:21 <beagle> í am not josh today ads i do not borad rast my dtrutst i diinnny i wannna simba cri as i
37:23 <slinky_J> i mean no
37:25 <slinky_J> dayum
37:27 <beagle> josh i wish of i was.
37:36 <Nikky`> You can live with me doctor.. I have a basement ;o)
37:40 <slinky_J> so close to ruinin this phew *can still score irc date with fawks*
37:44 <Blarp> out side IRC? that sounds like real life...
37:45 Mode: (by stebie) -b *!*@27.54.B80355.088A1D
37:50 <fawks> í am not josh today ads i do not borad rast my dtrutst i diinnny i wannna simba cri as i
37:55 <beagle> so ,welse rotten mother fucker with uggly taaaaaaaaaaaaattttttttttooooooooooooooooooooooooo , welcome to your own world you deny.
37:56 <slinky_J> run Blarp!
38:00 <fawks> waht the actual fuck
38:00 <fawks> í am not josh today ads i do not borad rast my dtrutst i diinnny i wannna simba cri as i 
38:00 <beagle> so ,welse rotten mother fucker with uggly taaaaaaaaaaaaattttttttttooooooooooooooooooooooooo , welcome to your own world you deny.
38:00 <slinky_J> run Blarp!
38:00 <fawks> waht the actual fuck
38:00 <Kal-El> yes, it does Blarp
38:00 <slinky_J> iunno fox
38:00 <Blarp> :P
38:00 <slinky_J> he
38:00 <fawks> guieohnoeinkh
38:00 <slinky_J> is my leave britney alone fan
38:00 <fawks> i want nommy dinner
38:00 <fawks> halp
38:00 <TheRon> they play for manly so they deserve whatever comes, my boys deserve a medal
38:00 <Blarp> I tried that real life thing... for a few years
38:00 <slinky_J> i want ,welse rotten for dindin
38:00 <fawks> did you watch it all
38:00 <fawks> wait til they get sent off
38:03 * mrdanger slaps Blarp around a bit with a large trout
38:03 <Kal-El> yes, it does Blarp
38:08 <slinky_J> iunno fox
38:09 <Blarp> :P
38:10 <slinky_J> he
38:14 <[-aLiEn8D\Romeo> Nikky` do you ever find it hard to get out of bed?
38:16 <fawks> guieohnoeinkh
38:17 <slinky_J> is my leave britney alone fan
38:22 <fawks> i want nommy dinner
38:25 <[-aLiEn8D\Romeo> i do alot of the time
38:29 <fawks> halp
38:34 <Nikky`> Yes, bed is always too comfy
38:36 <TheRon> they play for manly so they deserve whatever comes, my boys deserve a medal
38:36 <Blarp> I tried that real life thing... for a few years
38:41 <[-aLiEn8D\Romeo> okay okay
38:42 <slinky_J> i want ,welse rotten for dindin
38:43 <fawks> did you watch it all
38:47 <fawks> wait til they get sent off
38:48 <beagle> "i like me , its really cool being gay as hell as girls notice my stupid ugly unnoticable ass head fuckead crazy cunt of a way , jew."
38:49 <fawks> its intense
38:54 <doctor> you are very kind Nikky`, i'll even repay you by doing your gardening, cooking and laundry
38:55 <TheRon> i fats forwarded it a bit
38:56 <fawks> lol adam blair
39:00 <beagle> "i like me , its really cool being gay as hell as girls notice my stupid ugly unnoticable ass head fuckead crazy cunt of a way , jew."
39:00 <fawks> its intense
39:00 <TheRon> i fats forwarded it a bit
39:00 <fawks> lol adam blair
39:00 <slinky_J> i have chris crocker doco on pause lol
39:00 <TheRon> good punch
39:00 <fawks> the uppercut was brill
39:00 <beagle> i called up hewlett packer ... no responser... i call up acer hhhhhhhhhhhhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm ............. they say
39:00 <beagle> i go nuts
39:00 <beagle> they go here have this
39:00 <beagle> i reset it and send it back
39:04 <slinky_J> i have chris crocker doco on pause lol
39:07 <TheRon> good punch
39:12 <fawks> the uppercut was brill
39:12 <oxbfz> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bV-hSgL1R74
39:13 <Nikky`> Awesome, for that you can actually stay in my spare room
39:16 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Orbital - Halcyon On and On (Feb 25, 2009) - Category: Music - 3,616,856 - 30,827 likes (98.9%), 354 dislikes (1.1%)
39:20 <Nikky`> well that and I have no basement
39:36 <beagle> i called up hewlett packer ... no responser... i call up acer hhhhhhhhhhhhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm ............. they say
39:38 <beagle> i go nuts
39:41 <beagle> they go here have this
39:46 <beagle> i reset it and send it back
39:48 <beagle> lmao
39:50 <doctor> no deal! must be a basement
39:57 <fawks> you are nuts
39:59 <Nikky`> damnit
40:00 <beagle> lmao
40:00 <fawks> you are nuts
40:00 <slinky_J> he's tanked
40:00 <fawks> hey doc
40:00 <slinky_J> D.O.C.
40:00 <fawks> Department of Cum
40:00 <doctor> morning
40:00 <beagle> youre a all either rightehn of the floor or baning your head on a bitch.
40:03 <slinky_J> he's tanked
40:07 Join: doctor ([email protected]) to #melbourne
40:07 <Nikky`> I knew I should have said nothing until you moved in
40:10 <Nikky`> when will I learn
40:15 <fawks> hey doc
40:21 <slinky_J> D.O.C.
40:28 <fawks> Department of Cum
40:32 <doctor> morning
40:34 <doctor> that's okay, we can compromise
40:37 <beagle> youre a all either rightehn of the floor or baning your head on a bitch.
40:55 <slinky_J> ur a mean drunk beagle :/
41:00 <slinky_J> ur a mean drunk beagle :/
41:00 <beagle> i fucken hate you so fucken hardcore bad gen y i hope you dont by of youre denial !
41:00 <slinky_J> far out
41:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=vCadcBR95oU
41:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Salt-N-Pepa - Push It (Oct 6, 2009) - Category: Music - 18,316,322 - 68,292 likes (97.3%), 1,865 dislikes (2.7%)
41:00 <slinky_J> u hate me?
41:00 <doctor> yeah complete abstinence is his only solution
41:00 <slinky_J> but i dont hate you
41:02 <beagle> i fucken hate you so fucken hardcore bad gen y i hope you dont by of youre denial !
41:05 <Nikky`> Awesome
41:17 <slinky_J> far out
41:18 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=vCadcBR95oU
41:21 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Salt-N-Pepa - Push It (Oct 6, 2009) - Category: Music - 18,316,322 - 68,292 likes (97.3%), 1,865 dislikes (2.7%)
41:25 <slinky_J> u hate me?
41:26 <doctor> yeah complete abstinence is his only solution
41:37 <slinky_J> but i dont hate you
41:46 <[-aLiEn8D\Romeo> by comprimise doctor means run more tests on you
41:48 <doctor> otherwise, I say he's got a decade left in him
41:50 <[-aLiEn8D\Romeo> :P
41:59 <beagle> naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa , i hate all of you , ya ducken or shitting on your window or just wishen and window on a plane , you fucken bitch ? its just you dont plane ?
42:00 <doctor> otherwise, I say he's got a decade left in him
42:00 <beagle> naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa , i hate all of you , ya ducken or shitting on your window or just wishen and window on a plane , you fucken bitch ? its just you dont plane ?
42:00 <slinky_J> never planed too.
42:00 <slinky_J> haw haw
42:00 <beagle> cunt.
42:20 Join: partay ([email protected]) to #melbourne
42:21 <[-aLiEn8D\Romeo> don't you doctor?
42:22 <slinky_J> never planed too.
42:26 <slinky_J> haw haw
42:29 <[-aLiEn8D\Romeo> part gay
42:33 <beagle> cunt.
42:37 <[-aLiEn8D\Romeo> haha
42:42 <doctor> I was thinking more paperwork that needs to be done, Nikky` and I still have plans to create a giant cult
42:49 <TheRon> language geez
42:50 <beagle> ya know josh i rolled a smoke , and then thought of a cunt.
42:55 <doctor> you're a very troubled man beagle and all I can say is I wish you all the best in your future endeavours
42:57 <[-aLiEn8D\Romeo> ah i c
43:00 <TheRon> language geez
43:00 <beagle> ya know josh i rolled a smoke , and then thought of a cunt.
43:00 <doctor> you're a very troubled man beagle and all I can say is I wish you all the best in your future endeavours
43:00 <slinky_J> i roll a cig and i feel kinda gay
43:00 <TheRon> i get offended by some c words
43:00 <slinky_J> pinching it, placing it in my mouth
43:00 <beagle> CUNT SHIT MOTHER FUCKEN JOSHEN DRAGEON DUNGENO MONO FUCKE DICKWAD SCREEN THIS DAN BAN UNDER THE CURTAI WAD 
43:00 <slinky_J> in and out of my mouth
43:04 <doctor> there's a lot of legal work involved
43:06 Join: mandyjane (~mandyjane@smashingthruatidalwaveofbullshit.onasurfboardmadeoutofdontcare) to #melbourne
43:06 <Nikky`> I am not good with paperwork and cult? sure as long as my cooking n cleaning gets done
43:11 <slinky_J> i roll a cig and i feel kinda gay
43:12 <TheRon> i get offended by some c words
43:23 <Nikky`> Can you prefill it and just ask me to sign?
43:26 <slinky_J> pinching it, placing it in my mouth
43:31 <beagle> CUNT SHIT MOTHER FUCKEN JOSHEN DRAGEON DUNGENO MONO FUCKE DICKWAD SCREEN THIS DAN BAN UNDER THE CURTAI WAD
43:35 <slinky_J> in and out of my mouth
43:47 <beagle> oh, did i say a bad word ?
43:47 <oxbfz> clubbed to death - Matrix soundtrack
43:52 <doctor> alright, it's a deal
44:00 <partay> Romeo what's it like to be retarded?
44:00 <beagle> oh, did i say a bad word ?
44:00 <TheRon> so you get other people to roll your big fattie
44:00 <slinky_J> no i said ur a mean drunk then u went nuts
44:00 <beagle> "i mow, there fore im a fat american"
44:00 <beagle> "i am not josh for dan , i dont like dan, he is not smart, i just like to tell him so:
44:00 <beagle> josh, youre noted 
44:00 <beagle> not...
44:02 <TheRon> so you get other people to roll your big fattie
44:05 <slinky_J> no i said ur a mean drunk then u went nuts
44:06 <beagle> "i mow, there fore im a fat american"
44:28 <beagle> "i am not josh for dan , i dont like dan, he is not smart, i just like to tell him so:
44:39 <beagle> josh, youre noted
44:40 Join: swazowers ([email protected]) to #melbourne
44:42 <beagle> not...
44:47 <slinky_J> beagle in drunk seus mode
44:55 <beagle> slinky_J you lie when it cares of you
44:59 <beagle> you dont know how to lie.
45:00 <slinky_J> beagle in drunk seus mode
45:00 <beagle> slinky_J you lie when it cares of you
45:00 <beagle> you dont know how to lie.
45:00 <beagle> youre so stupid
45:00 <beagle> you belives his lies.
45:00 <ShadowLurker> vote 1 ban beagle
45:00 <beagle> i dont believe you i believe you
45:00 <slinky_J> y r u having a go at me :(
45:00 <slinky_J> i dont hate u
45:00 <beagle> as you are like him.
45:00 <beagle> you dont hate whom ?
45:00 <Kal-El> funny you saying someone isnet smart yet not one of your ( I's ) is a capital when refering to your self 
45:00 <Kal-El> isnt
45:00 <beagle> isnt ?
45:00 <Kal-El> thus my correction 
45:02 <beagle> youre so stupid
45:05 <Nikky`> Excellent..I am trusting you to not have me sign anything dodgy
45:06 <beagle> you belives his lies.
45:06 <doctor> just on top the dotted line and I'll have your house in immaculate condition with the deed to the church and sanctuary i have acquired
45:08 <ShadowLurker> vote 1 ban beagle
45:11 <beagle> i dont believe you i believe you
45:14 <slinky_J> y r u having a go at me :(
45:16 <slinky_J> i dont hate u
45:17 <beagle> as you are like him.
45:22 <beagle> you dont hate whom ?
45:23 <Kal-El> funny you saying someone isnet smart yet not one of your ( I's ) is a capital when refering to your self
45:30 <Kal-El> isnt
45:35 <beagle> isnt ?
45:42 <Kal-El> thus my correction
45:48 <beagle> i must have flipped lid last night i thought heard neighbours while drunk then i talk back i hate going out there when im drunk gotta stay sane
45:49 <beagle> not many people ever are ! @!!!
45:50 <Kal-El> but i suck at english soo
45:51 <beagle> no more drinking
45:52 <Kal-El> lol
45:52 <Blarp> boobies
45:56 <slinky_J> when beagle breaks out in song and dance
45:59 <beagle> need to be sober by time new pc arrives :)
46:00 <beagle> not many people ever are ! @!!!
46:00 <Kal-El> but i suck at english soo 
46:00 <Kal-El> lol 
46:00 <Blarp> boobies
46:00 <slinky_J> when beagle breaks out in song and dance
46:00 <slinky_J> ban
46:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=TLGWQfK-6DY
46:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: RUN-DMC vs. Jason Nevins - It's Like That (Nov 23, 2009) - Category: Music - 8,673,293 - 36,544 likes (98.4%), 583 dislikes (1.6%)
46:00 <beagle> well slinky_J asked to call ... never saying his number. to me.
46:00 <slinky_J> i cant take that vaudeville shit.
46:00 <beagle> say slinky_J. is that japanese ?
46:00 <beagle> or the malaria is ridden of
46:00 <slinky_J> y r u bein so mean to me
46:01 <slinky_J> ban
46:03 <[-aLiEn8D\Romeo> doctor got any capital?
46:04 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=TLGWQfK-6DY
46:07 <BlackDevil> Youtube: RUN-DMC vs. Jason Nevins - It's Like That (Nov 23, 2009) - Category: Music - 8,673,293 - 36,544 likes (98.4%), 583 dislikes (1.6%)
46:08 <beagle> well slinky_J asked to call ... never saying his number. to me.
46:09 <slinky_J> i cant take that vaudeville shit.
46:11 <doctor> of course not Nikky`, I'm no monster
46:13 <Nikky`> lol no more drinking.. right..like we haven't heard that a million times
46:20 <beagle> say slinky_J. is that japanese ?
46:24 <[-aLiEn8D\Romeo> mmore drinking
46:25 <Nikky`> ok doctor.. lets do this
46:29 <beagle> or the malaria is ridden of
46:29 <beagle> well its too hard to get it these days and i have a driving fine
46:31 <beagle> 1360
46:32 <[-aLiEn8D\Romeo> ?More drinking
46:40 <slinky_J> y r u bein so mean to me
46:46 <[-aLiEn8D\Romeo> !More drinking
46:51 <slinky_J> all i did was not chat to you for a long long time
46:59 <[-aLiEn8D\Romeo> 8888 7777 666
47:00 <slinky_J> all i did was not chat to you for a long long time
47:00 <beagle> i am so seriously hardcore sometimes folks
47:00 <beagle> i put my hand up one night
47:00 <beagle> past my thigh
47:00 <beagle> so hard
47:00 <beagle> it bled.
47:00 <beagle> i swear to god 
47:00 <beagle> it did.
47:04 <beagle> what i dont understand is if i go to a pub i can drink much as i want without going nuts
47:15 <beagle> i am so seriously hardcore sometimes folks
47:22 <beagle> i put my hand up one night
47:26 Quit: Fez ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
47:26 <beagle> past my thigh
47:28 <beagle> so hard
47:28 <beagle> once a month there at pub is better than this way. ill change it to that
47:30 <beagle> it bled.
47:33 <[-aLiEn8D\Romeo> beagle what do you like to drink?
47:39 <beagle> its usually port wine
47:43 <[-aLiEn8D\Romeo> ok ok
47:45 <beagle> i swear to god
47:47 <beagle> it did.
47:50 <oxbfz> wtf u on about cunt
47:52 <beagle> right out of veins.
47:53 <[-aLiEn8D\Romeo> !More drinking
47:54 <beagle> wondering why
47:57 <beagle> 'why not'
48:00 <beagle> who need of me ?
48:00 <beagle> right out of veins.
48:00 <beagle> wondering why
48:00 <beagle> 'why not'
48:00 <beagle> who need of me ?
48:00 <TheRon> TALK ABOUT BREASTS!!!!
48:00 <beagle> i am male.
48:00 <beagle> do you think you are 
48:00 <beagle> bow down to me, right now.
48:00 <beagle> cause as you care of you , you care of no body
48:04 <oxbfz> KNIFE YA
48:07 <TheRon> TALK ABOUT BREASTS!!!!
48:18 <beagle> i am male.
48:21 <beagle> do you think you are
48:24 <beagle> bow down to me, right now.
48:24 Nick: [-aLiEn8D\Romeo is now known as makeYAgreen
48:27 <makeYAgreen> :P
48:43 <beagle> cause as you care of you , you care of no body
48:51 Nick: makeYAgreen is now known as [-aLiEn8D\Romeo
48:55 <beagle> so why do we care of you ?
48:59 <beagle> cause we only care,.
49:00 <beagle> so why do we care of you ?
49:00 <beagle> cause we only care,.
49:00 <beagle> do you...
49:00 <Kal-El> youtube  Kiesza - Hideaway 
49:00 <beagle> do you realise ?
49:00 <Kal-El> not a bad song 
49:00 <TheRon> more beer
49:00 <beagle> but you see ........ theres no refrainit it wizonen or definate sorry defiant in bratrail
49:03 <beagle> do you...
49:04 <Kal-El> youtube Kiesza - Hideaway
49:05 <[-aLiEn8D\Romeo> so who's slightly drunk?
49:07 <beagle> do you realise ?
49:07 <mandyjane> hello kiddies
49:09 <Kal-El> not a bad song
49:10 <oxbfz> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_rIYXfztyxA
49:13 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Ultimate Gangster Collection (Contemporary) - Heat - Face 2 Face (Date not found) - Category: Entertainment - 221,873 - 696 likes (98.6%), 10 dislikes (1.4%)
49:14 <[-aLiEn8D\Romeo> i am woozy
49:24 <mandyjane> i have an entire weekend to myself next month. oooo the possibilities are endless
49:26 <[-aLiEn8D\Romeo> just had a good dinner
49:30 <TheRon> more beer
49:39 <[-aLiEn8D\Romeo> mandyjane do you lik to party?
49:43 <[-aLiEn8D\Romeo> mandyjane do you like to party?
49:46 <beagle> but you see ........ theres no refrainit it wizonen or definate sorry defiant in bratrail
49:52 <[-aLiEn8D\Romeo> i bet you do
49:57 <beagle> cause
49:58 <[-aLiEn8D\Romeo> i want more weeeeed
50:00 <beagle> cause you folks
50:00 <[-aLiEn8D\Romeo> and cash
50:00 <beagle> cause
50:00 <beagle> cause you folks
50:00 <beagle> are set in your way
50:00 <beagle> you will never change but 
50:00 <beagle> i love you for that
50:00 <beagle> you will not help me
50:00 <TheRon> beastie boys - intergalactic
50:00 <beagle> if you 
50:00 <beagle> if you thiink im hardcore 
50:00 <beagle> try to change your ways
50:00 <beagle> if you if ou thinnkkk im denial wizene
50:03 <beagle> are set in your way
50:06 <[-aLiEn8D\Romeo> then i could party hard
50:07 <beagle> you will never change but
50:08 <[-aLiEn8D\Romeo> .
50:09 <beagle> i love you for that
50:14 <beagle> you will not help me
50:24 <TheRon> beastie boys - intergalactic
50:25 <beagle> if you
50:30 <beagle> if you thiink im hardcore
50:32 Nick: [-aLiEn8D\Romeo is now known as acid
50:33 <beagle> try to change your ways
50:33 <oxbfz> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_rIYXfztyxA
50:36 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Ultimate Gangster Collection (Contemporary) - Heat - Face 2 Face (Date not found) - Category: Entertainment - 221,873 - 696 likes (98.6%), 10 dislikes (1.4%)
50:38 Part: oxbfz ([email protected]) from #melbourne
50:45 <beagle> if you if ou thinnkkk im denial wizene
50:49 <beagle> try to listen to ways
51:00 <beagle> try to listen to ways
51:00 <beagle> its just his its only mine its not just wine its one of woz 
51:00 <beagle> why not mus is just the wild its the must is
51:00 <beagle> just the
51:00 <beagle> only way we 
51:00 <beagle> ask.
51:03 Nick: acid is now known as \alienated-Romeo_
51:05 <mandyjane> yep i wanna go out and get smashed
51:08 <beagle> its just his its only mine its not just wine its one of woz
51:12 Join: damio ([email protected]) to #melbourne
51:16 <\alienated-Romeo_> mandyjane in good clothes?
51:20 <beagle> why not mus is just the wild its the must is
51:22 <beagle> just the
51:25 <beagle> only way we
51:30 <\alienated-Romeo_> damio
51:34 <\alienated-Romeo_> what up?
51:37 <beagle> ask.
51:43 <beagle> going out to get smashed is best. theres couple good pubs around here, i hardly ever go anymore tho
52:00 <beagle> do you listen to your preayer or just listene to any wizdon ? do you
52:00 <beagle> hear me in my tears and cry so muc of what i a missen
52:00 <beagle> do
52:00 <beagle> do 
52:00 <beagle> you listen when i am not an just a mistaken ! !!!
52:00 <beagle> so when do you do do do who are you
52:00 <beagle> listein
52:03 <beagle> do you listen to your preayer or just listene to any wizdon ? do you
52:05 Join: Picard ([email protected]) to #melbourne
52:08 <beagle> the second to last time i drank wine i had a ball it went really well
52:10 <mandyjane> thinking about going to sydney or melb for the weekend
52:12 <Picard> baaaaaaaaaaa haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
52:13 <damio> puttung wine down my gulllet
52:14 <\alienated-Romeo_> beagle difine good pub?
52:15 <beagle> hear me in my tears and cry so muc of what i a missen
52:16 <damio> you?
52:18 <beagle> do
52:21 <beagle> do
52:25 <beagle> alcohol can bring out a schitzophrenia ! i cant drink as fast as i do.
52:27 <\alienated-Romeo_> im gunna have another cone
52:35 <beagle> you listen when i am not an just a mistaken ! !!!
52:38 <Nikky`> Don't do it damio
52:43 <damio> holding off my hangoiver from last night
52:44 <beagle> so when do you do do do who are you
52:45 <\alienated-Romeo_> i drank 7 cans of vb on monday
52:45 <damio> lol
52:47 <beagle> listein
52:47 <damio> lol
52:48 <Picard> how is everyone?
52:49 <damio> nikky
52:52 <beagle> mistiner mother
52:54 <beagle> of
53:00 <beagle> mistiner mother
53:00 <beagle> of 
53:00 <beagle> so so0oo00000000000000000000000000
53:00 <TheRon> anybody with anything interesting to say?
53:00 <beagle> like
53:00 <beagle> taylor swift.
53:00 <beagle> noe just ugly
53:00 <beagle> maybe
53:00 <beagle> speak up
53:00 <beagle> or hold
53:00 <beagle> youre gay wizdom.
53:00 <beagle> you
53:00 <beagle> are
53:00 <beagle> so
53:00 <beagle> ugly
53:01 <beagle> so so0oo00000000000000000000000000
53:02 <damio> I know I shouldn't
53:04 <TheRon> anybody with anything interesting to say?
53:11 <beagle> like
53:11 * Picard slaps slinky_J around a bit with a large trout
53:13 <Nikky`> I also be having some quiet wines
53:13 Quit: British^Meat ([email protected]) EOF from client
53:20 <beagle> taylor swift.
53:26 <beagle> noe just ugly
53:29 <beagle> maybe
53:32 <beagle> speak up
53:34 <beagle> or hold
53:37 <\alienated-Romeo_> Picard do you have a girlfriend yet?
53:39 <beagle> youre gay wizdom.
53:41 <beagle> you
53:43 <beagle> are
53:44 <beagle> so
53:45 <beagle> ugly
53:47 <beagle> even
53:48 <beagle> dan
53:48 <Picard> no, bf
53:49 <beagle> and
53:49 <beagle> i
53:49 <\alienated-Romeo_> i wish i was having some loud bourbons
53:50 <beagle> hate
53:51 <beagle> you
53:58 <\alienated-Romeo_> mmm ok
54:00 <beagle> even
54:00 <beagle> dan
54:00 <beagle> and
54:00 <beagle> i
54:00 <beagle> hate
54:00 <beagle> you
54:00 <beagle> do you hear me you fucken bitch? 
54:00 <beagle> i am no space.
54:00 <beagle> dont you try any shit on me mother fucker.
54:00 <beagle> you 
54:00 <beagle> litle bastard fuck!
54:00 <beagle> youre so unwize it makes a genius an u
54:01 <beagle> do you hear me you fucken bitch?
54:07 <beagle> i am no space.
54:08 <Picard> u?
54:14 Join: Mew ([email protected]) to #melbourne
54:22 <beagle> dont you try any shit on me mother fucker.
54:23 <beagle> you
54:24 <\alienated-Romeo_> yeah im online to get a girlfriend
54:25 <\alienated-Romeo_> .
54:28 <beagle> litle bastard fuck!
54:34 <Picard> cool, good luck
54:35 <\alienated-Romeo_> i have some great coffee
54:38 <\alienated-Romeo_> :)
54:40 <beagle> youre so unwize it makes a genius an u
54:42 <Picard> i hear Mew is easy, try her
54:50 <\alienated-Romeo_> lol ok
54:55 <beagle> so gen
55:00 <beagle> so gen 
55:00 <beagle> whoever you fucken thinkg 
55:00 <beagle> liosten bitch 
55:00 <beagle> i dont care
55:00 <beagle> but i swear to god
55:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=z5rRZdiu1UE
55:00 <beagle> you are going to be
55:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Beastie Boys - Sabotage (Jun 21, 2009) - Category: Music - 19,628,631 - 78,584 likes (98.2%), 1,407 dislikes (1.8%)
55:00 <beagle> oh really RIPPED 
55:00 <beagle> cause 
55:00 <beagle> only causee.............................
55:01 <beagle> whoever you fucken thinkg
55:02 <Picard> or Serenity
55:03 * Mew opens the gates
55:07 <beagle> i guess theyre posting my new pc monday
55:08 <Picard> both like cock
55:08 <Mew> come on in
55:11 <beagle> liosten bitch
55:12 <beagle> i dont care
55:17 <beagle> but i swear to god
55:20 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=z5rRZdiu1UE
55:21 <beagle> you are going to be
55:23 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Beastie Boys - Sabotage (Jun 21, 2009) - Category: Music - 19,628,631 - 78,584 likes (98.2%), 1,407 dislikes (1.8%)
55:26 <\alienated-Romeo_> Mew do you have coffee?
55:28 <beagle> oh really RIPPED
55:31 <\alienated-Romeo_> i have some great coffee
55:32 <beagle> cause
55:39 <beagle> only causee.............................
55:44 <Mew> i do indeed
55:45 <beagle> i have this cheap black and gold gear, and some nescafe .....
55:51 <\alienated-Romeo_> cool cool
55:54 <beagle> you dont like women and only like of youresel.f. dot,.
55:57 Quit: Blarp ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
56:00 <beagle> you dont like women and only like of youresel.f. dot,.
56:00 <fawks> can someone get rid of this fuck
56:01 <Mew> i have nescafe gold (high roller) and i have some brasilia ground espresso coffee
56:04 <beagle> the black n gold isnt bad for that price at all ... under like $3 its very solubule cause its powder
56:24 <beagle> they say we shouldnt drink coffee before booze
56:29 <Picard> y
56:34 <beagle> probably not mixing well with caffiene
56:47 <fawks> can someone get rid of this fuck
56:50 <Picard> geelong will lose tonight
56:56 <fawks> Serenity simba Kynetic kgo pls tyvm
57:00 <fawks> Serenity simba Kynetic kgo pls tyvm
57:00 <TheRon> listen all yor this is sabotage
57:09 <Nikky`> No
57:12 <TheRon> listen all yor this is sabotage
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57:40 <Picard> yes,imo
57:57 <TheRon> panthers scored first
58:00 <TheRon> panthers scored first
58:00 <TheRon> so did the swans
58:03 <TheRon> so did the swans
58:09 <Nikky`> well no
58:11 <Nikky`> imo
58:37 <beagle> ah. its saturday
58:42 <beagle> geelong vs who ?
58:48 <Picard> kangas
58:48 <slinky_J> o so full
58:52 <Kal-El> Anyone know much about engines here ?
58:56 <slinky_J> been hangin for sangas
58:58 <Picard> of penis?
59:00 <Kal-El> Anyone know much about engines here ?
59:00 <simba> lol
59:00 <simba> drunk cunt beagle
59:25 <+simba> lol
59:33 <Picard> i dislike geelong
59:39 <slinky_J> ima put on weight with all this bacon
59:47 <+simba> drunk cunt beagle
59:50 <Picard> u are a pig.
59:52 <TheRon> you connect a computer and let it tell you whats wrong
00:00 <TheRon> you connect a computer and let it tell you whats wrong
00:00 <Kal-El> we cant say cunt in here now ?
00:00 <Kal-El> there was a big issue with that when i was on last .. was ages ago lol 
00:10 <Picard> u shouldnt eat bacon, its like eating your brother
00:16 <Kal-El> we cant say cunt in here now ?
00:32 <Kal-El> there was a big issue with that when i was on last .. was ages ago lol
00:52 <beagle> so, i just woke up
01:00 <beagle> drinking tons of oj in my hangover
01:00 <TheRon> simba port adelaide looks like a really fit suburb
01:00 <TheRon> so many people wearing tracksuits
01:00 <simba> 10,1PAFC1,0 1870 1,10PAFC0,1 1870 10,1PAFC1,0 1870 1,10PAFC0,1 1870
01:01 <Picard> pity
01:03 <beagle> :P
01:08 <TheRon> simba port adelaide looks like a really fit suburb
01:09 Quit: Mew ([email protected]) Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client
01:19 <TheRon> so many people wearing tracksuits
01:41 <+simba> PAFC 1870 PAFC 1870 PAFC 1870 PAFC 1870
01:48 <fawks> lol lazy americans cant even go outside to play with their dogs anymore https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=10203796361776833
01:49 <fawks> sick
01:58 <\alienated-Romeo_> i smoked some of my plant last night
02:00 <fawks> lol lazy americans cant even go outside to play with their dogs anymore https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=10203796361776833
02:00 <fawks> sick
02:17 <\alienated-Romeo_> need to go put it back out in the sun
02:21 <slinky_J> lol Picard
02:26 <\alienated-Romeo_> i want a swimming pool
02:40 <slinky_J> how are you not too embarrassed to come back here beagle
02:44 <\alienated-Romeo_> with a diving board
02:58 <Nikky`> Drunks don't remember things
03:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=Ijk4j-r7qPA
03:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Franz Ferdinand - Take Me Out (Oct 3, 2009) - Category: Music - 12,408,266 - 76,108 likes (98.9%), 836 dislikes (1.1%)
03:02 <\alienated-Romeo_> beagle do you like to orgasm?
03:04 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=Ijk4j-r7qPA
03:05 <Picard> beagle is the whipping boy
03:07 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Franz Ferdinand - Take Me Out (Oct 3, 2009) - Category: Music - 12,408,266 - 76,108 likes (98.9%), 836 dislikes (1.1%)
03:30 <\alienated-Romeo_> im no drunk
03:38 <\alienated-Romeo_> but i like to be drunk
03:59 <\alienated-Romeo_> Picard do you like to orgasm?
04:00 <simba> jake carlilslslslse
04:00 <simba> missd
04:15 <\alienated-Romeo_> \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\|
04:23 <+simba> jake carlilslslslse
04:27 <+simba> missd
04:30 <couleurs> 66666666666666666
04:31 * \alienated-Romeo_ slaps simba around a bit with a large trout
04:39 <\alienated-Romeo_> couleurs
04:51 <\alienated-Romeo_> 6is
04:53 <beagle> bbq shapes ! :P~
04:55 <TheRon> essendon are fucked
04:56 <couleurs> 999999999999999999
04:56 <\alienated-Romeo_> 9
04:59 <beagle> hi alien
04:59 <\alienated-Romeo_> 2
05:00 <TheRon> essendon are fucked
05:00 <TheRon> thats my in depth anayisis
05:03 <\alienated-Romeo_> hiya
05:05 <\alienated-Romeo_> :)
05:13 <TheRon> thats my in depth anayisis
05:27 <\alienated-Romeo_> Nikky` do you like to orgasm?
05:37 <\alienated-Romeo_> 4444 4444 4444 4444
06:00 <simba> if we cant beat the pies we r in the shit
06:00 <simba> dont think it will hapen
06:00 <slinky_J> good idea
06:02 <Nikky`> No, that is just nasty and wrong
06:05 <+simba> if we cant beat the pies we r in the shit
06:08 <\alienated-Romeo_> ahaha
06:10 <\alienated-Romeo_> ok
06:20 <+simba> dont think it will hapen
06:36 <\alienated-Romeo_> beagle what are some of your pick up lines?
06:41 <slinky_J> good idea
06:47 <slinky_J> *rollz smoke*
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06:59 <\alienated-Romeo_> 23 twenty three
07:00 <slinky_J> *rollz smoke*
07:00 <TheRon> collingwood are northing
07:00 <simba> *Lights Up a Weed Bong*
07:00 <TheRon> so cold out, so much shrinkage
07:03 <TheRon> collingwood are northing
07:06 <+simba> *Lights Up a Weed Bong*
07:08 <\alienated-Romeo_> 2666
07:15 <\alienated-Romeo_> 3030
07:25 <\alienated-Romeo_> 3333 0000
07:36 <TheRon> so cold out, so much shrinkage
07:49 <Picard> \alienated-Romeo_ yes
07:54 <\alienated-Romeo_> 5five5
08:00 <\alienated-Romeo_> cool same aye
08:00 <Zade> i was thinking of going skiing at falls creek on sunday but now i will just head to ballarat 
08:00 <simba> who do cats have
08:00 <TheRon> do chicks know about shrinkage?
08:12 <Picard> love to blow with a penis in my arse
08:16 Join: Zade ([email protected]) to #melbourne
08:22 <Zade> i was thinking of going skiing at falls creek on sunday but now i will just head to ballarat
08:25 <+simba> who do cats have
08:33 <TheRon> do chicks know about shrinkage?
08:36 <Nikky`> Hey Zade
08:40 <beagle> pick up lines ? hrm i just get to know someone
08:45 <beagle> not really into fancy pick up lines
08:50 <\alienated-Romeo_> hi Zade
08:51 <TheRon> zade not enough snow mate
08:54 <\alienated-Romeo_> i c
08:58 <slinky_J> i wana fuck this cgi chick in Megamin
08:59 <slinky_J> +d
09:00 <TheRon> zade not enough snow mate
09:00 <TheRon> -2 tonight
09:00 <TheRon> actually more snow in daylesford
09:01 <slinky_J> lol
09:06 <beagle> actually , i usually ask ppls starsign
09:21 <\alienated-Romeo_> what is your star sign beagle?
09:22 <TheRon> -2 tonight
09:24 <slinky_J> why
09:24 <Picard> beagle's pick up line is "drink this" when they pass out from the rohypnol he has a date
09:24 <beagle> gemmy
09:28 <\alienated-Romeo_> im aquarius
09:31 <\alienated-Romeo_> ok ok
09:34 <slinky_J> asking a star sign is stupid
09:37 <slinky_J> unless the chick asks
09:42 <TheRon> actually more snow in daylesford
09:47 <slinky_J> and then u gotta hope she isnt obsessed with that stuff
09:48 <Zade> hello Nikky`
09:50 <\alienated-Romeo_> im still on the dole
09:58 <beagle> yer always passes thru that information with folks , as in i think you are leo ... if i am rite
10:00 * FredFlinstone shivers
10:00 <TheRon> shrinkage?
10:00 <FredFlinstone> of course
10:08 <Zade> hello \alienated-Romeo_
10:11 <TheRon> shrinkage?
10:13 <\alienated-Romeo_> :)
10:15 <\alienated-Romeo_> hiya
10:17 <FredFlinstone> of course
10:27 <\alienated-Romeo_> beagle do you ever play the lotto?
10:38 <beagle> leo isnt a bad sign match with me , but mine is air so other air sign is good match such as aquarius
10:46 <beagle> yep i have a ticket for tonite
10:52 <FredFlinstone> I have had shrinkage all my life loooooollll
10:52 <damio> lol
10:53 <TheRon> carlton were good last night
10:55 <damio> dreamers
10:58 <\alienated-Romeo_> cool
11:00 <TheRon> haven't we all
11:00 <FredFlinstone> I have had shrinkage all my life loooooollll
11:00 <TheRon> carlton were good last night
11:00 <TheRon> haven't we all
11:00 <FredFlinstone> yeah But mickies champ fucked us in the end
11:00 <TheRon> the faggot?
11:00 <FredFlinstone> nah the big donkey
11:00 <TheRon> too harsh?
11:00 <FredFlinstone> must hand it to him though
11:09 <FredFlinstone> yeah But mickies champ fucked us in the end
11:19 <slinky_J> lol
11:22 <TheRon> the faggot?
11:22 <slinky_J> fkn hell
11:23 <slinky_J> go to pm
11:27 <slinky_J> depressing shit
11:28 <FredFlinstone> nah the big donkey
11:29 <TheRon> too harsh?
11:39 <FredFlinstone> must hand it to him though
11:47 <TheRon> was wood soft?
11:54 <FredFlinstone> did nothing all friggin night and decided to give them the match
12:00 <TheRon> was wood soft?
12:00 <FredFlinstone> did nothing all friggin night and decided to give them the match
12:00 <FredFlinstone> I mean they dropped Warnock cos he doenst do enough around the ground
12:00 <FredFlinstone> wtf did he do?
12:00 <FredFlinstone> a big fat zero
12:00 <FredFlinstone> anyway I am over it
12:11 <Nikky`> lol
12:15 <FredFlinstone> I mean they dropped Warnock cos he doenst do enough around the ground
12:17 <\alienated-Romeo_> got a new lighter tday
12:17 <slinky_J> https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfp1/t1.0-9/10268525_318867961613551_6826297302345830523_n.jpg
12:22 <FredFlinstone> wtf did he do?
12:22 <\alienated-Romeo_> got a new lighter today
12:28 <FredFlinstone> a big fat zero
12:28 <slinky_J> w o w
12:43 <\alienated-Romeo_> w O w
12:46 <FredFlinstone> anyway I am over it
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12:53 <\alienated-Romeo_> WoW
12:57 <\alienated-Romeo_> W o W
13:00 <TheRon> i thought you outplayed them for the most part
13:00 <FredFlinstone> freo played shit and we still coulndt beat them
13:00 <Blarp> :(
13:00 <FredFlinstone> too many easy shots missed again
13:00 <FredFlinstone> ellard was atrocious
13:01 <\alienated-Romeo_> vow
13:06 <\alienated-Romeo_> val
13:10 <TheRon> i thought you outplayed them for the most part
13:11 <\alienated-Romeo_> drunk
13:13 <\alienated-Romeo_> stoned
13:15 <FredFlinstone> freo played shit and we still coulndt beat them
13:16 <\alienated-Romeo_> drunk
13:19 <Blarp> :(
13:19 <\alienated-Romeo_> stoned
13:31 <damio> go play on 4chan
13:35 <FredFlinstone> too many easy shots missed again
13:44 <FredFlinstone> ellard was atrocious
13:45 <\alienated-Romeo_> what play with myself ;)
13:46 <\alienated-Romeo_> ?
13:54 <damio> yeah
13:56 <damio> do that
13:59 <\alienated-Romeo_> lol maybe
14:00 <TheRon> what exactly does ellard do?
14:00 <FredFlinstone> even Bryce missed a goal he would get 99 out of 100
14:00 <Blarp> BSOD on windows 7 :(
14:00 <FredFlinstone> hes been dood
14:00 <FredFlinstone> good
14:00 <FredFlinstone> last night his kicking let him down badly
14:07 <TheRon> what exactly does ellard do?
14:13 <FredFlinstone> even Bryce missed a goal he would get 99 out of 100
14:14 <Blarp> BSOD on windows 7 :(
14:17 <\alienated-Romeo_> wow
14:19 <FredFlinstone> hes been dood
14:21 <FredFlinstone> good
14:23 <\alienated-Romeo_> super wow
14:34 <FredFlinstone> last night his kicking let him down badly
15:00 <TheRon> just play judd as a permanent forward
15:00 <FredFlinstone> as I have said for the last 4 years
15:00 <TheRon> looks at home there
15:16 <\alienated-Romeo_> i could eat a horse
15:18 <TheRon> just play judd as a permanent forward
15:21 <\alienated-Romeo_> i could eat a house
15:29 <FredFlinstone> as I have said for the last 4 years
15:31 <\alienated-Romeo_> i could eat a ginger bread house
15:32 <TheRon> looks at home there
15:44 <damio> you're cooler when you're not wasted!!
15:49 <FredFlinstone> his kicking has improved
15:53 <\alienated-Romeo_> mmm
15:58 <Nikky`> Not really damio
15:59 <TheRon> waite and casboult aren't sure things
16:00 <FredFlinstone> his kicking has improved
16:00 <TheRon> waite and casboult aren't sure things
16:00 <FredFlinstone> still not fantastic but better
16:00 <FredFlinstone> casboult did nothing
16:00 <FredFlinstone> waite played ok
16:00 <TheRon> judd can do a chappy role for the rest of it
16:00 <FredFlinstone> yeah
16:00 <FredFlinstone> too late now
16:03 <FredFlinstone> still not fantastic but better
16:06 <damio> oh?
16:13 <FredFlinstone> casboult did nothing
16:19 <FredFlinstone> waite played ok
16:24 <damio> idk then...
16:25 Join: Nikky` ([email protected]) to #melbourne
16:28 <TheRon> judd can do a chappy role for the rest of it
16:28 Mode: (by ChanOP) +v Nikky`
16:32 <FredFlinstone> yeah
16:35 <Nikky`> No, no you don't
16:37 <Nikky`> drink up
16:39 <FredFlinstone> too late now
16:39 <Nikky`> :P
16:42 Quit: Bozza ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
16:49 <\alienated-Romeo_> Nikky` just wants to wear the pants
16:59 <\alienated-Romeo_> be the boss you know
17:00 <TheRon> rugged up Nikky` ?
17:32 <\alienated-Romeo_> i want to eat cake
17:34 <TheRon> rugged up Nikky` ?
17:39 Join: EFC-RIP ([email protected]) to #melbourne
17:47 <EFC-RIP> HI
17:47 <\alienated-Romeo_> and get naked
17:54 <\alienated-Romeo_> and watch tv
17:58 <EFC-RIP> we are getting a footballing lesson tonight
18:00 <EFC-RIP> HI
18:00 <EFC-RIP> we are getting a footballing lesson tonight
18:00 <Nikky`> Not overly rugged up - have heating on to toasty hehe
18:00 <Nikky`> you?
18:00 <zaim> fireplace is rockin, doors open. Nikky` u down?
18:00 <TheRon> good heating, t shirt and a long sleaved shirt
18:03 <Nikky`> Not overly rugged up - have heating on to toasty hehe
18:04 <Nikky`> you?
18:04 <\alienated-Romeo_> in the middle of winter
18:12 <\alienated-Romeo_> need myself a fire
18:16 <\alienated-Romeo_> so cold
18:20 <\alienated-Romeo_> so very cold
18:36 <zaim> fireplace is rockin, doors open. Nikky` u down?
18:36 <TheRon> good heating, t shirt and a long sleaved shirt
18:41 <\alienated-Romeo_> anyone got a pet?
18:44 <\alienated-Romeo_> i like dogs
18:54 <Nikky`> I am zaim.. i'll be there shortly
18:58 <TheRon> we got snow
19:00 <Nikky`> I am zaim.. i'll be there shortly
19:00 <TheRon> we got snow
19:00 <zaim> is that code for coke
19:00 <zaim> if so can i come
19:00 <TheRon> no, actual snow
19:00 <zaim> heh i knew that.......
19:11 <zaim> is that code for coke
19:16 <zaim> if so can i come
19:16 <\alienated-Romeo_> and hot dogs
19:22 <TheRon> no, actual snow
19:26 <\alienated-Romeo_> man i want pizza
19:34 <\alienated-Romeo_> need to buy a car still
19:34 <Nikky`> I think its your bedtime.. night
19:36 <zaim> heh i knew that.......
19:40 <\alienated-Romeo_> ...
19:50 <TheRon> my code for that is icing sugar
19:57 <\alienated-Romeo_> Nikky` ever get your heart broken?
19:59 <Nikky`> I want some 'snow'
20:00 <TheRon> my code for that is icing sugar
20:00 <Nikky`> I want some 'snow'
20:00 <EFC-RIP> snowing in ballarat
20:00 <zaim> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sUmIiWLoEuo
20:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Snow - Informer (May 14, 2010) - Category: Music - 660,804 - 3,022 likes (96.5%), 108 dislikes (3.5%)
20:08 <damio> 1 bottle down
20:14 <EFC-RIP> snowing in ballarat
20:15 <zaim> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sUmIiWLoEuo
20:15 <Zade> only when i enter the room
20:19 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Snow - Informer (May 14, 2010) - Category: Music - 660,804 - 3,022 likes (96.5%), 108 dislikes (3.5%)
20:20 <damio> let's see how much more retarded I get than standard
20:27 <Picard> fuck my head hurts
20:33 <damio> what's wrong pic?
20:35 <damio> <3
20:42 <Picard> feels like my eye is going to pop out of my head
20:54 <damio> nurofen plus for you
20:56 <damio> drs orders
20:57 <Nikky`> Yeah, Zade breaks my heart all the time :o(
21:00 <TheRon> just did a fridge trip
21:00 <TheRon> jesus h christ
21:04 <Picard> lol damian
21:10 <Picard> damio
21:16 <damio> ooooo
21:16 <slinky_J> i dont think this chick on fb that sent me a request is a chick
21:21 <TheRon> just did a fridge trip
21:21 <slinky_J> only has 2 pics of themselves
21:26 <damio> you can call me damian
21:28 <damio> it's fine
21:31 <TheRon> jesus h christ
21:35 <beagle> trippy music playing over on paltalk in international meet new friends room oh that ones ended onto next ...
21:37 <Picard> my neck and back are fucked, went for a massage thursday but she didnt fix it
21:44 <Nikky`> damio solves all with nurofen plus
21:44 * Picard slaps damian around a bit with a large trout
21:46 * Picard slaps damio around a bit with a large trout
21:57 <Picard> we only have panadol
22:00 <Nikky`> Yeah I went out twice in it today.. holy crap
22:00 <Nikky`> second time was hail and the wind n rain
22:00 <Nikky`> ugh
22:04 <Zade> Picard i get a massage without a happy ending
22:04 <damio> I am good at massage
22:06 <Picard> may as well piss against the wall
22:10 <slinky_J> DAMIEN SOUNDS EVIL!
22:11 Join: Bozza ([email protected]) to #melbourne
22:15 <damio> A
22:17 <Nikky`> Yeah I went out twice in it today.. holy crap
22:19 <\alienated-Romeo_> Nikky` do you have a good body?
22:24 <beagle> damien is crazy
22:25 <Nikky`> second time was hail and the wind n rain
22:28 <Nikky`> ugh
22:33 <damio> I'm DamiAn
22:34 <beagle> i guess we all are at times
22:40 <damio> like sebastAn
22:41 <beagle> u same person hrm k
22:41 <\alienated-Romeo_> my body is pretty good
22:46 <damio> sebastiAn*
22:54 <slinky_J> o yea Damian
22:56 <\alienated-Romeo_> anyone here like popcorn?
22:56 <beagle> good music makes ya feel high
22:56 <slinky_J> not evil
23:00 <Zade> hello Nikky`
23:00 <Nikky`> Hey Zade :o)
23:00 <Zade> how are you?
23:02 <slinky_J> preteennnddddd evvilll
23:07 <damio> >:D
23:09 <beagle> tho if i win more im upgrading the stereo lol ... had this one like 10 years
23:17 <Zade> hello Nikky`
23:29 <Picard> Zade i have massage without happy ending
23:31 <Nikky`> Hey Zade :o)
23:35 <\alienated-Romeo_> beagle are you much of a gamer?
23:42 <Zade> how are you?
23:45 <Nikky`> I had a massage on Thurs.. she hurt
23:45 <beagle> i sure will be, im getting a new pc delivered next week
23:47 Nick: [DoC] is now known as DoC
23:51 <slinky_J> ehehehehehe
23:52 <\alienated-Romeo_> im cooking up popcorn
24:00 <Nikky`> I'm excellent thank you, you?
24:01 <beagle> i was into games to the extreme back few years ago , mainly FPS and RTS
24:07 <beagle> dammit i wish had popcorn
24:15 <Picard> chic i went to didnt hurt, she did fuck all
24:15 <beagle> went shopping yesterday ...
24:16 <\alienated-Romeo_> mmm
24:22 <Picard> patted me like i was a puppy
24:25 <Nikky`> I'm excellent thank you, you?
24:34 * Nikky` sits in front of zaim's fire
24:51 <beagle> i think my new computer will arrive on wednesday next week
25:00 <Picard> wat a pity beagle
25:00 <TheRon> a friend of mine's mother's funeral today, we think it's her fault i mean she was sadistic enough
25:00 <Nikky`> did you go?
25:00 <TheRon> no
25:00 <Zade> ok ta 
25:00 <TheRon> didn't know her that well
25:01 <TheRon> a friend of mine's mother's funeral today, we think it's her fault i mean she was sadistic enough
25:14 <Nikky`> did you go?
25:24 <TheRon> no
25:26 <Zade> ok ta
25:33 <TheRon> didn't know her that well
25:50 <Nikky`> Yeah but you sometimes go to support your friend
26:00 <Nikky`> Yeah but you sometimes go to support your friend
26:00 <TheRon> sometimes
26:29 <TheRon> sometimes
26:50 * beagle puts picard on ignore
27:00 <slinky_J> i haz ants to murder
27:00 <slinky_J> they r coming inside via wall close to back door!
27:05 <slinky_J> i haz ants to murder
27:12 <slinky_J> they r coming inside via wall close to back door!
28:00 <TheRon> the fat lady has sung in sydney
28:00 <Zade> i am having a private funeral 
28:30 <Matthew> that's divine news, beagle
28:36 <TheRon> the fat lady has sung in sydney
28:38 <Zade> i am having a private funeral
29:00 <TheRon> i'm having disco inferno playing as i'm put into the oven
29:17 <TheRon> i'm having disco inferno playing as i'm put into the oven
29:32 <beagle> ahm. not much smokes left here, thought i had an unopened pack !
29:55 <beagle> holy crap during my binge drinking i smoked entire 25g again
30:00 <TheRon> a little recording of me farting and saying 'scuse i as they open the coffin
30:00 <Zade> haha
30:00 <Zade> i got a few tunes picked out 
30:02 <beagle> months ago i went thru 50g in a nite
30:06 <beagle> its kinda insane !
30:10 * beagle hangs head
30:21 Quit: DoC ([email protected]) Changing hosts
30:21 Join: DoC ([email protected]) to #melbourne
30:22 <TheRon> a little recording of me farting and saying 'scuse i as they open the coffin
30:26 Quit: \alienated-Romeo_ ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
30:29 <Zade> haha
30:29 <beagle> oh well wont have time for smoking so much when i have the new machine it will change a few things, almost inevitable it does
30:42 <Zade> i got a few tunes picked out
30:46 <slinky_J> omigosh i saw the cutest vid then
31:00 <TheRon> ceelo green's - fuck you?
31:00 <Zade> something like that
31:07 <TheRon> ceelo green's - fuck you?
31:29 <Nikky`> A new pc will change your life? lol
31:32 <Zade> something like that
31:44 <beagle> for me that , it can
31:49 <beagle> this ones really slow one im using
31:55 <beagle> cannot play high end games at all
32:03 <beagle> ill finally get far cry 3 playin
32:08 <beagle> and battlefield 4
32:11 Join: Maurice ([email protected]) to #melbourne
32:11 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o Maurice
32:16 <beagle> i aint even seen those games anywhere but youtube
32:53 <beagle> i just like current pc cause its so reliable
32:57 <beagle> like almost flawless
32:59 <slinky_J> eheh
33:00 <Zade> everything starts with an E would be a nice send off tune
33:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AaTQAaJWW54
33:00 <slinky_J> poor little fuckers :(
33:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Huey Lewis And The News - If This Is It (Feb 26, 2009) - Category: Music - 1,814,992 - 5,985 likes (98.1%), 118 dislikes (1.9%)
33:04 <Zade> everything starts with an E would be a nice send off tune
33:08 <beagle> but browser is still sometimes freezing which as you can imagine drives me nuts
33:09 <slinky_J> id be on bf4 atm if i wasnt laggin coz of dling
33:16 <beagle> i tried chrome but it wasnt any improvement for me
33:17 <Nikky`> I can see how Roos are beating Geelong, Picard :P
33:27 <slinky_J> https://fbexternal-a.akamaihd.net/safe_image.php?d=AQCXDdCpl0FvN_Ab&url=https%3A%2F%2Ffbcdn-vthumb-a.akamaihd.net%2Fhvthumb-ak-xfp1%2Fv%2Ft15.0-10%2Fp526x296%2F10549461_685587091490740_685586828157433_59821_764_b.jpg%3Foh%3D240a4a55899d1f536ca36946580f7535%26oe%3D5451F7CD%26__gda__%3D1412901471_7f1981ff2decea19fc34e4a812688949&jq=100
33:30 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AaTQAaJWW54
33:32 <slinky_J> poor little fuckers :(
33:33 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Huey Lewis And The News - If This Is It (Feb 26, 2009) - Category: Music - 1,814,992 - 5,985 likes (98.1%), 118 dislikes (1.9%)
33:38 <beagle> my internet doesnt lag like it used to on internode
33:41 <slinky_J> i use Torch best browser ever
33:42 <beagle> this iinet much better
33:49 <Zade> i do have to change my will
33:54 <slinky_J> im using wireless
33:57 <beagle> lol
34:00 <beagle> yeah spose u have to
34:00 <Zade> i do have to change my will 
34:00 <slinky_J> you have a will?
34:00 <Nikky`> Put me in iy
34:00 <Zade> yes
34:00 <Nikky`> it
34:00 <slinky_J> im leaving everything to me
34:00 <Nikky`> for the car
34:00 <slinky_J> on my grave it will say Read Next Tombstone 4 LOLS
34:00 <Zade> i thought you would my place Nikky`
34:00 <TheRon> it all goes in my coffin and buried with me
34:01 <slinky_J> only have one ethernet cable
34:07 <slinky_J> you have a will?
34:10 <beagle> i got twice the speed tho josh, when i went from wireless to ethernet
34:11 <Zade> yes
34:11 <Nikky`> Put me in iy
34:13 <Nikky`> it
34:13 <beagle> 6 to 12
34:14 <slinky_J> so cant play bf4 and b on laptop same time
34:15 <slinky_J> im leaving everything to me
34:18 <Nikky`> for the car
34:18 <beagle> but its actually 23 or so
34:19 <slinky_J> and 360
34:26 <beagle> i could, only just i guess
34:27 <slinky_J> yer
34:29 <Nikky`> How is that wine going damio
34:31 <slinky_J> on my grave it will say Read Next Tombstone 4 LOLS
34:35 <beagle> i have a decent router perhaps u should upgrade yours
34:38 <Zade> i thought you would my place Nikky`
34:39 <TheRon> it all goes in my coffin and buried with me
34:42 <slinky_J> i did
34:49 <Nikky`> ooooh your place.. even better
34:49 <beagle> oh, hrm ok
34:51 <beagle> well
34:53 <beagle> it should work well then
35:00 <beagle> download and be on bf4 should work !
35:00 <Nikky`> ooooh your place.. even better
35:00 <TheRon> is there a shagpile carpet at your place?
35:00 <Zade> lol no
35:06 <beagle> oh well one at time is best anyway
35:27 <TheRon> is there a shagpile carpet at your place?
35:31 <beagle> i used to check austnet data use its only couple megs a day
35:33 <beagle> for irc
35:38 <Zade> lol no
35:40 <beagle> cept i go on this partyfm on undernet
35:41 <damio> i feel sober nikky
35:45 <damio> 1 bottle down
35:51 <damio> about to meet up with skip
35:51 <beagle> and i WAS on amiga on efnet till something dodgy happened :/
36:00 <slinky_J> can we shag at ur plce?
36:08 <Nikky`> skip??
36:21 <damio> david mendalssohn
36:21 <Nikky`> I had 3 glasses, well nearly a bottle but I am done
36:33 <slinky_J> can we shag at ur plce?
36:35 <slinky_J> who da hell is that
36:39 <beagle> what wine nikky
36:49 <Zade> if ya want
36:53 <TheRon> on the shag?
36:57 <Zade> i got 3 bedrooms
36:58 <damio> a jewish faggot cunyt
37:00 <Zade> if ya want 
37:00 <TheRon> on the shag?
37:00 <Zade> i got 3 bedrooms
37:00 <fawks> its like eminem and dr dre if i love you more i might be gayyy
37:05 <fawks> its like eminem and dr dre if i love you more i might be gayyy
37:12 <damio> he actually says he;s in a gay club atm
37:16 <damio> :S
37:28 <slinky_J> lol
37:41 <slinky_J> y r u meeting up with them
37:48 <slinky_J> wots goin on ur tombstone fox?
37:54 <slinky_J> i dun like thinkin it so sad :(
37:56 <Doodle> niggas uhhuh
37:57 <fawks> wtf
37:57 <fawks> lol
37:57 <slinky_J> :~
38:00 <slinky_J> wots goin on ur tombstone fox?
38:00 <slinky_J> i dun like thinkin it so sad :(
38:00 <Doodle> niggas uhhuh
38:00 <fawks> wtf
38:00 <fawks> lol
38:00 <slinky_J> :~
38:00 <fawks> what a question
38:00 <TheRon> fawks plays the harp
38:00 <slinky_J> i thinks with me noggin!
38:00 <Doodle> mine will say brb cancer
38:00 <fawks> idk maybe 'LEBO-187'
38:00 <slinky_J> hahaha
38:00 <slinky_J> thats rad
38:03 <Nikky`> to get his gay on with him
38:04 <damio> better than sitting on irc i reckon
38:08 <fawks> what a question
38:14 <TheRon> fawks plays the harp
38:16 <damio> ^^
38:18 <slinky_J> i thinks with me noggin!
38:18 <damio> ya
38:21 <Doodle> mine will say brb cancer
38:22 <fawks> idk maybe 'LEBO-187'
38:26 <damio> gobbies in the toilets
38:28 <beagle> lots of gay ppl in australia ive met all sorts like judges etc
38:31 <slinky_J> GOLD COAST COPS
38:31 <beagle> but i am hetro
38:33 <slinky_J> lol
38:43 <slinky_J> hahaha
38:47 <slinky_J> thats rad
38:53 <beagle> gold coast ... i heard they were legalizing dope there, but i seriously doubt it
38:58 <Zade> i am getting burnt no need for a tombstone
39:00 <Zade> i am getting burnt no need for a tombstone 
39:00 <slinky_J> mine will say 'IGOTERECTION!'
39:00 <Doodle> you still need a plaque
39:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=N1tTN-b5KHg
39:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Peter Gabriel - Sledgehammer (1986) (Apr 7, 2008) - Category: Music - 5,109,860 - 20,292 likes (98.7%), 272 dislikes (1.3%)
39:00 <beehhh> WintryCave
39:00 <fawks> yeah i wouldnt mind getting cremated
39:00 <fawks> only if someone promises to snort me
39:00 <Blarp> nice TheRon haven't heard that song in ages
39:04 <slinky_J> man
39:09 <slinky_J> mine will say 'IGOTERECTION!'
39:10 <slinky_J> i feel like im dling off one seeder
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39:12 <Doodle> you still need a plaque
39:12 <Nikky`> You are in Melb right damio?
39:14 <slinky_J> taking forever
39:15 <beagle> ftp ?
39:16 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=N1tTN-b5KHg
39:19 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Peter Gabriel - Sledgehammer (1986) (Apr 7, 2008) - Category: Music - 5,109,860 - 20,292 likes (98.7%), 272 dislikes (1.3%)
39:21 <beehhh> WintryCave
39:21 <slinky_J> shouldve checked how many seeds
39:25 <fawks> yeah i wouldnt mind getting cremated
39:27 <beagle> i can get over 2mb sec on some downloads, but most go at 1.1
39:28 * Nikky` kills Doodle
39:29 <fawks> only if someone promises to snort me
39:33 * Doodle dies
39:39 <Blarp> nice TheRon haven't heard that song in ages
39:40 * fawks rescussucuscuisitattes
39:46 <slinky_J> some fly by in minutes
39:48 <slinky_J> or how about
39:49 <beagle> i mite buy a new ps3
39:50 <beehhh> the dogs would
39:50 <TheRon> great clip
39:57 * Doodle lives
39:57 <slinky_J> im leeching captain america 2 atm
39:59 <slinky_J> '2Late :('
40:00 <slinky_J> or how about
40:00 <beehhh> the dogs would
40:00 <TheRon> great clip
40:00 <slinky_J> '2Late :('
40:00 <Zade> lol
40:00 <fawks> how about
40:00 <fawks> 'lol jks'
40:00 <beehhh> guardian of the galaxy was awesome
40:00 <Nikky`> but but I killed him.. rude 
40:00 <Nikky`> hehe
40:00 <beehhh> we're groot
40:00 <Doodle> RIP & STFU
40:00 <Nikky`> Did you get your heater fixed Doodle?
40:00 <Doodle> yes
40:00 <fawks> sif kill Doodle when beehhh an beagle are around
40:00 <Doodle> finally
40:00 <Nikky`> Yaaaaay
40:03 <Zade> lol
40:04 <slinky_J> a new ps3?
40:06 <fawks> how about
40:08 <slinky_J> y
40:09 <fawks> 'lol jks'
40:16 <beagle> well, a ps3. it will most likely be second hand
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40:26 <beehhh> guardian of the galaxy was awesome
40:26 <beagle> just cause ill have games out in living room AND in here
40:28 <Nikky`> but but I killed him.. rude
40:29 <Nikky`> hehe
40:36 <beehhh> we're groot
40:37 <Doodle> RIP & STFU
40:39 <Nikky`> Did you get your heater fixed Doodle?
40:40 <beagle> go nuts with games beats this after months of non stop chatrooms
40:42 <Doodle> yes
40:44 <fawks> sif kill Doodle when beehhh an beagle are around
40:45 <beagle> tho the ones in the pal thing have music
40:46 <Doodle> finally
40:46 <Nikky`> Yaaaaay
40:49 <slinky_J> get a 360 and gears of war trilogy
40:52 <fawks> and*
40:52 <TheRon> doodle you got a funeral song?
40:57 <Zade> spose mine could say Nikky` from irc now has my money
40:57 <Doodle> TheRon
40:58 <beehhh> beagle?
40:59 <fawks> you cunts are so morbid tonight
40:59 <Nikky`> Did you do a naked dance
41:00 <TheRon> doodle you got a funeral song?
41:00 <fawks> and*
41:00 <Zade> spose mine could say Nikky` from irc now has my money 
41:00 <Doodle> TheRon
41:00 <beehhh> beagle?
41:00 <fawks> you cunts are so morbid tonight
41:00 <Nikky`> Did you do a naked dance
41:00 <Doodle> i have about 260 last check
41:00 <Doodle> lol Nikky` not yet
41:00 <beehhh> lesbian porn broke half way thru
41:00 <doctor> someone once told me they wanted the benny hill theme played at their funeral
41:00 <fawks> my funeral song will be wonder why they call you bitch by tupac
41:00 <Zade> lol
41:00 <doctor> i had a good chuckle
41:00 <Nikky`> true Zade.. make sure you spell my surname correctly
41:00 <Doodle> @mp3 The Bloodhound Gang - I Hope You Die.mp3 (8.38MB 128kbps Stereo 9:09)
41:00 <Doodle> ^my funeral song
41:00 <fawks> o dear
41:00 <Zade> okies
41:00 <beehhh> adelaide got battered with hailstorms
41:04 <Doodle> i have about 260 last check
41:08 <beagle> i was thinking of buying an xbox360 yesterday ive mainly been a sony man tho
41:12 <Doodle> lol Nikky` not yet
41:13 <beehhh> lesbian porn broke half way thru
41:14 <damio> yeah im in st kilda
41:21 <doctor> someone once told me they wanted the benny hill theme played at their funeral
41:26 <fawks> my funeral song will be wonder why they call you bitch by tupac
41:26 <Zade> lol
41:30 <Nikky`> thought so
41:36 <doctor> i had a good chuckle
41:37 <Nikky`> true Zade.. make sure you spell my surname correctly
41:37 <damio> you?
41:41 <Doodle> @mp3 The Bloodhound Gang - I Hope You Die.mp3 (8.38MB 128kbps Stereo 9:09)
41:44 <Doodle> ^my funeral song
41:45 <fawks> o dear
41:45 <Zade> okies
41:45 <Nikky`> Somerville
41:46 <beehhh> adelaide got battered with hailstorms
41:51 <Nikky`> hehe i'll come and join you then Doodle
41:55 <damio> never even heard of!
41:56 <Doodle> re00www
41:57 <slinky_J> just save up for a next gen console
42:00 <Nikky`> hehe i'll come and join you then Doodle
42:00 <Doodle> re00www
42:00 <Nikky`> true fawks.. beagle n beehhh should die first
42:00 <TheRon> ceelo green - fuck you?
42:00 <Doodle> and second
42:00 <fawks> oui
42:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Frankee - Fuck You Right Back.mp3 (4.62MB 128kbps Stereo 5:02)
42:00 <beehhh> all the military planes in topend
42:01 <slinky_J> ps4 or xbox one
42:02 <beagle> theyre playing 'wonderful world' i think by ben e king
42:04 <Nikky`> true fawks.. beagle n beehhh should die first
42:08 <Nikky`> Just out of Frankston
42:13 <Doodle> and second
42:14 <TheRon> ceelo green - fuck you?
42:16 <fawks> oui
42:27 <beagle> ps4 would rock. man i sure aint as interested now i have fast pc on the way tho
42:30 <Doodle> @mp3 Frankee - Fuck You Right Back.mp3 (4.62MB 128kbps Stereo 5:02)
42:30 <beehhh> all the military planes in topend
42:44 <damio> ohyup
42:46 <beagle> lets face it for me anyway a good pc shits over consoles
42:57 <beehhh> ban DoC hes a terrorist
42:58 <beagle> tho ps4 allows a hack for keyboard/mouse
43:00 <beehhh> ban DoC hes a terrorist
43:00 <beehhh> -DoC- madarchod randi k bache tere maa ko kuttay choday
43:00 <Doodle> randi
43:00 <beehhh> translate: motherfucker son of a bitch your mom gets raped by pack of dogs
43:00 <DoC> lol beehhh u are just an idiot.
43:00 <fawks> what
43:00 <fawks> https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xap1/v/t1.0-9/15189_698882066857638_7703761356196328175_n.jpg?oh=9396d9ff2a29a8c34f3761e3ac096337&oe=544A7201&__gda__=1414989932_bc8a9da16c1081de1baf5e6a6434feaf
43:04 <beehhh> -DoC- madarchod randi k bache tere maa ko kuttay choday
43:17 <Doodle> randi
43:29 <beehhh> translate: motherfucker son of a bitch your mom gets raped by pack of dogs
43:29 <DoC> lol beehhh u are just an idiot.
43:31 <slinky_J> a hack
43:34 <damio> a hack?
43:35 <damio> lol
43:35 <couleurs> ps4!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
43:38 <damio> native support
43:39 <fawks> what
43:39 <damio> u mean
43:39 <damio> lol
43:43 <fawks> https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xap1/v/t1.0-9/15189_698882066857638_7703761356196328175_n.jpg?oh=9396d9ff2a29a8c34f3761e3ac096337&oe=544A7201&__gda__=1414989932_bc8a9da16c1081de1baf5e6a6434feaf
43:48 <fawks> these are stacked coins
43:48 <slinky_J> we're waiting for keyboard mouse on xbox one
44:00 <beagle> youll get it perhaps
44:00 <fawks> these are stacked coins
44:00 <beehhh> i only translated
44:00 <fawks> no patience for that shit
44:00 <beehhh> -DoC- tere biwi ko kuttay chood rahe hain bina condom k bharway gando
44:00 <DoC> beehhh stop ur lies idiot
44:00 <beehhh> DoC is indian
44:05 <slinky_J> on its way
44:06 <beagle> but ps4 has allready
44:08 <beagle> so :P
44:11 <beehhh> i only translated
44:12 <slinky_J> a hack
44:15 <beagle> yep !
44:17 <slinky_J> a hack isnt an update
44:21 <fawks> no patience for that shit
44:21 <beagle> read about it was thinking of getting ps4
44:22 <slinky_J> so that's stupid
44:28 <beagle> well i know this but its goodish
44:30 <beagle> atleast its possible
44:36 <beehhh> -DoC- tere biwi ko kuttay chood rahe hain bina condom k bharway gando
44:37 <DoC> beehhh stop ur lies idiot
44:40 <beehhh> DoC is indian
44:41 <beagle> im more keen to interface keyboard mouse ive been playing pc games for years
44:42 Quit: FredFlinstone ([email protected]) Quit: Bye for now shit heads!
44:46 <beagle> had an old megadrive tho
44:50 <couleurs> ps4!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
44:56 <beagle> and more recently two ps3 ... they are sooooooooooooo cheap these days
44:58 <Blarp> damnit my bourbon is empty again :(
44:59 <beagle> so is nintendo wii
45:00 <Blarp> damnit my bourbon is empty again :(
45:00 <Nikky`> That is bad Blarp.. how can you go on
45:00 <beehhh> translate: your beloved wife is getting rooted by me without any condoms
45:00 <DoC> aww Blarp
45:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=p0pM5dm--yQ
45:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Billy Joel - Tell Her About It (Oct 2, 2009) - Category: Music - 1,891,063 - 4,834 likes (98.7%), 65 dislikes (1.3%)
45:00 <Picard> beehhh u gook cunt
45:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Billy Joel - Tell Her About It.mp3 (4.11MB 160kbps Stereo 3:35)
45:00 <beehhh> DoG
45:06 Nick: EFC-RIP is now known as Picard
45:06 <beagle> cause of new generation 8th of console
45:13 <Nikky`> That is bad Blarp.. how can you go on
45:13 <slinky_J> ps3 is shit
45:13 <beagle> the old ones go rock bottom price
45:15 <beagle> hrm , sorta
45:16 <beehhh> translate: your beloved wife is getting rooted by me without any condoms
45:17 <DoC> aww Blarp
45:18 <beagle> but so many games
45:27 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=p0pM5dm--yQ
45:30 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Billy Joel - Tell Her About It (Oct 2, 2009) - Category: Music - 1,891,063 - 4,834 likes (98.7%), 65 dislikes (1.3%)
45:33 <beagle> not as good in the graphics department , ps4 is 4.5x faster than ps3
45:36 Quit: SWipe ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
45:37 <Picard> beehhh u gook cunt
45:39 <Doodle> @mp3 Billy Joel - Tell Her About It.mp3 (4.11MB 160kbps Stereo 3:35)
45:41 * Blarp groans and gets up to find the fridge
45:41 <beehhh> DoG
45:45 <slinky_J> idc
45:49 <DoC> lol @ gook Picard
45:51 <fawks> tere biwi ko kuttay chood rahe hain bina condom k bharway gando
45:52 <beagle> also i believe ps4 is 60fps, way games should be
45:52 <slinky_J> got rid of my ps3 2 yrs ago
45:56 <Doodle> condom
45:58 <slinky_J> no wait, last yr
45:59 <fawks> LoL
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46:00 <DoC> lol @ gook Picard
46:00 <fawks> tere biwi ko kuttay chood rahe hain bina condom k bharway gando
46:00 <Doodle> condom
46:00 <fawks> LoL
46:00 <DoC> lolll
46:00 <fawks> uh
46:00 <fawks> LOL*
46:00 <Doodle> condom BHARWAY
46:00 <fawks> LoL is so ugly 
46:00 <TheRon> tell her about it
46:00 <fawks> condom k
46:00 <Doodle> condom k BHARWAY
46:00 <Picard> beehhh throws rocks at his wife
46:00 <fawks> madarchod randi k bache tere maa ko kuttay choday
46:00 <beehhh> bharway gando = poofter basterd
46:00 <fawks> randi k
46:00 <Doodle> bless you
46:00 <DoC> LOL
46:00 <fawks> ko kuttay k
46:00 <fawks> k
46:00 <Doodle> its all gook to me
46:00 <Blarp> phew, made it to the fridge and back, without hitting anything, or tripping over
46:00 <fawks> phew
46:01 <DoC> lolll
46:02 <fawks> uh
46:04 <fawks> LOL*
46:08 <Doodle> condom BHARWAY
46:10 <fawks> LoL is so ugly
46:10 <TheRon> tell her about it
46:12 <Nikky`> alrighty..going to change to laptop.. maybe
46:13 <fawks> condom k
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46:19 <Doodle> condom k BHARWAY
46:23 <Picard> beehhh throws rocks at his wife
46:24 <fawks> madarchod randi k bache tere maa ko kuttay choday
46:27 <beehhh> bharway gando = poofter basterd
46:27 <fawks> randi k
46:28 <Doodle> bless you
46:31 <beehhh> bharway gando = poofter basterd
46:32 <DoC> LOL
46:34 <slinky_J> topless ;D
46:36 <fawks> ko kuttay k
46:37 <fawks> k
46:37 <Doodle> its all gook to me
46:41 <beagle> i use the laptop outside in the backyard but theres no where to plug it in only get about 1 and half hours
46:42 <Blarp> phew, made it to the fridge and back, without hitting anything, or tripping over
46:46 <fawks> phew
46:48 <TheRon> bit racists
46:48 <Picard> Doodle old pal how are u
46:50 <Doodle> ting tong clang cling ding
46:52 <fawks> lmaop
46:55 <beehhh> kuttay = stray feral dogs
46:58 <DoC> beehhh is a racist
46:58 <TheRon> i call them charlie
47:00 <TheRon> bit racists
47:00 <Picard> Doodle old pal how are u
47:00 <Doodle> ting tong clang cling ding
47:00 <fawks> lmaop
47:00 <beehhh> kuttay = stray feral dogs
47:00 <DoC> beehhh is a racist
47:00 <TheRon> i call them charlie
47:00 <Doodle> orright thx Picard
47:00 <doctor> coconut curry dog and lime
47:00 <beehhh> no i aint your a bafoon
47:00 <Doodle> lol
47:00 <Doodle> BAFOON
47:00 <Doodle> is that like a bassoon
47:00 <TheRon> adam sandler?
47:00 <DoC> beehhh u stupid fag.
47:00 <Picard> good to hear old son
47:02 <Doodle> orright thx Picard
47:09 <doctor> coconut curry dog and lime
47:12 <beehhh> no i aint your a bafoon
47:17 <Doodle> lol
47:19 <Doodle> BAFOON
47:25 <beagle> so i hope theyre giving me years to pay this fine back for drink driving
47:29 <Doodle> is that like a bassoon
47:29 <beagle> its quite high
47:30 <TheRon> adam sandler?
47:33 <beagle> 500 more than last time
47:34 <DoC> beehhh u stupid fag.
47:42 <Picard> good to hear old son
47:45 <damio> you
47:46 <damio> are
47:47 <beagle> ill knock it off get licence back next april and by then i dont wanna be drinking ...
47:47 <damio> an
47:47 <couleurs> i'm on my ps4 useing irc via keyboard n mouse
47:49 <damio> idiot
47:57 <beagle> it sure was i cant argue with that
48:00 <Picard> beehhh is a headcase
48:00 <Zade> yep
48:00 <Picard> he is off his meds tonight
48:00 <Doodle> did you cop any snow today in mildura or just ice?
48:00 <Picard> neither
48:00 <DoC> beehhh u are a sick cunt u should go to some psycho doctor 
48:00 <beehhh> i hope you folks die in a hypertermia due to this wildchill while the power outrages occurs across the state
48:00 <Picard> just fucking cold wind and rain
48:00 <Doodle> lol bullshit mildura is victoria's ice capital
48:00 <Zade> always plenty of ice in mildura
48:00 <Picard> i heard there was snow at Lorne
48:13 <Picard> beehhh is a headcase
48:14 <beagle> ill get over it eventually the first few weeks are worst.
48:16 <damio> couleurs you so sexy
48:18 <Zade> yep
48:18 <Picard> he is off his meds tonight
48:18 <damio> I am wet
48:20 <Doodle> did you cop any snow today in mildura or just ice?
48:26 <Picard> neither
48:28 <beagle> mum is giving me lifts around these days it sure aint as hard cause of that
48:29 <DoC> beehhh u are a sick cunt u should go to some psycho doctor
48:29 <beehhh> i hope you folks die in a hypertermia due to this wildchill while the power outrages occurs across the state
48:33 <Picard> just fucking cold wind and rain
48:36 <Doodle> lol bullshit mildura is victoria's ice capital
48:40 <Zade> always plenty of ice in mildura
48:40 <beagle> i just have to never gamble again i didnt last pay it went almost entirely on food
48:43 <Picard> i heard there was snow at Lorne
48:47 <beehhh> take another chillpill - fat joe, hes out of touch - bill shorten
48:48 <Doodle> it snowed here
48:49 <Picard> no ice here lads
48:54 <damio> you truly are an idiot
48:55 <couleurs> thank u
49:00 <Doodle> https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfp1/t31.0-8/10286880_10202868916657569_5824461967523953093_o.jpg
49:00 <damio> beagle
49:00 <beagle> the 500 soon as that arrived i paid for pc
49:00 <beehhh> take another chillpill - fat joe, hes out of touch - bill shorten
49:00 <Doodle> it snowed here
49:00 <Picard> no ice here lads
49:00 <Doodle> https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfp1/t31.0-8/10286880_10202868916657569_5824461967523953093_o.jpg
49:00 <TheRon> i watched it and watched as it got heavier
49:00 <doctor> beehhh is my humbled slave, i mean patient
49:00 <DoC> lol DoC
49:00 <DoC> doctor*
49:00 <doctor> i look after my patients
49:00 <Nikky`> I know what you meant Zade
49:06 <TheRon> i watched it and watched as it got heavier
49:11 <doctor> beehhh is my humbled slave, i mean patient
49:18 <DoC> lol DoC
49:22 <DoC> doctor*
49:23 <beagle> yeah gimme a break its old news damio
49:24 <doctor> i look after my patients
49:28 <damio> true
49:29 <beagle> just ... yeah
49:36 <Nikky`> I know what you meant Zade
49:40 <beagle> i was blasted by someone
49:41 <beagle> on pal
49:42 <beagle> for it
49:47 <beehhh> allright man
49:50 <beagle> they wanna put interlock on the car if i have one
49:56 <beagle> but they are 160 a month to rent
49:57 <beehhh> i need weed
49:59 <beagle> its bad news
50:00 <beehhh> allright man
50:00 <beehhh> i need weed
50:00 <TheRon> you 'look after" your patients?
50:00 <Nikky`> thank you but once you have seen that movie few times..you're done
50:00 <DoC> beehhh the thing u need thats a slap on ur fat ugly face.
50:00 <Doodle> once
50:00 <beehhh> doctor im gonna move to topend live with aboriginals heard they are getting better govt support rather be slave for them
50:04 <slinky_J> u dont have ur licence?
50:05 <beagle> i dont know when ill drive again
50:06 * slinky_J invites nikz to watch cool runnings with him
50:06 <damio> I wish they;d interlock your poc too
50:10 <damio> pc*
50:18 <TheRon> you 'look after" your patients?
50:24 <Nikky`> thank you but once you have seen that movie few times..you're done
50:32 <beagle> oh well i will start saving if i save enough , i will be driving again next year
50:34 <DoC> beehhh the thing u need thats a slap on ur fat ugly face.
50:34 <Doodle> once
50:39 <beagle> or win on tonights lotto lol
50:43 <beehhh> doctor im gonna move to topend live with aboriginals heard they are getting better govt support rather be slave for them
50:45 <beagle> i won a few hundred in past couple months
50:49 <damio> dream on
50:49 <beagle> div 5 mainly
50:56 <damio> you lose more than you win
50:57 <beagle> over and over again
51:00 <doctor> yeah they're just buying time untill they go extinct
51:00 <TheRon> i grabbed two beers, couldn't stand walking into the garage again
51:00 <doctor> get paid to do so
51:00 <Doodle> abos dont need slaves thats what they have kids for
51:00 <beehhh> i wont let that happen they needs a clever survival strategy from me
51:02 <beagle> just buyen more tickets with it
51:09 <doctor> yeah they're just buying time untill they go extinct
51:10 <TheRon> i grabbed two beers, couldn't stand walking into the garage again
51:14 <doctor> get paid to do so
51:16 <Doodle> abos dont need slaves thats what they have kids for
51:17 <Picard> lol
51:22 <beagle> i keep it if its over 100 pull it out to paypal
51:31 <Picard> interlock his jaw so the cunt cant talk
51:31 <slinky_J> jesus
51:41 <beehhh> i wont let that happen they needs a clever survival strategy from me
51:42 <damio> i reckon
51:53 <beagle> yeh ya use licence to verify it they pay pretty quick
52:00 <doctor> i support your mission. god speed
52:00 <Zade> cos your strategy worked so well, staying in australia 
52:00 <beehhh> another 50kgs of ice siezed at melb - whats going on
52:00 <Doodle> for them or for beehhh?
52:00 <beehhh> hope darwin is clean n remains clean
52:03 <doctor> i support your mission. god speed
52:05 <beagle> bout a day sometimes instant i think
52:09 <damio> :(
52:12 <slinky_J> gambling is silly
52:14 <beagle> doesnt seem to pay on weekend just weekdays
52:15 <Zade> cos your strategy worked so well, staying in australia
52:19 <beagle> yeah i dont do it almost ever
52:21 <beagle> as much
52:23 <beagle> just lotto
52:25 <beehhh> another 50kgs of ice siezed at melb - whats going on
52:26 <beagle> no more slots theyre ghey
52:28 <Doodle> for them or for beehhh?
52:36 <damio> what do you play then?
52:43 <beehhh> hope darwin is clean n remains clean
52:47 <damio> slots are the biggest losers
53:00 <Zade> oops soz thats right, you were kicked out beehhh
53:00 <TheRon> beehhh needs a nice warm glass of shut the hell up
53:00 <slinky_J> israel winning worlds longest soccer match
53:00 <beehhh> i couldnt hack it amount of love you had gave me
53:01 <Zade> oops soz thats right, you were kicked out beehhh
53:13 <TheRon> beehhh needs a nice warm glass of shut the hell up
53:15 <slinky_J> israel winning worlds longest soccer match
53:18 <damio> they're all fked though
53:18 <slinky_J> this is depressin
53:22 <damio> house always wins
53:24 <beehhh> i couldnt hack it amount of love you had gave me
53:24 <damio> yes it is
53:26 <damio> :(
53:39 <beagle> im bit dazed atm but not depressed
53:42 <beagle> had a good sleep
53:47 <damio> you should be depressed
53:53 <damio> you are retarded
54:00 <Doodle> https://scontent-a-pao.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpa1/t1.0-9/10433900_739694746076200_6010417558840542327_n.jpg
54:00 <TheRon> what about woolworths selling us fish from the mekong river, that thing is fucked
54:08 <beagle> the room is toasty warm i had heater on all day that was smort
54:15 <slinky_J> the topic is depressing
54:21 <Doodle> https://scontent-a-pao.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpa1/t1.0-9/10433900_739694746076200_6010417558840542327_n.jpg
54:25 <beagle> well it doesnt change enough
54:31 <slinky_J> gambling is a depressing subject
54:31 <beagle> for a large room like this
54:39 <TheRon> what about woolworths selling us fish from the mekong river, that thing is fucked
54:44 <beagle> no shit it is, usually , agreed. lets not .
54:57 <damio> *rolls eyes
55:00 <beehhh> ebola fish?
55:00 <slinky_J> idc
55:00 <TheRon> yes!
55:00 <slinky_J> its fish
55:03 <beehhh> ebola fish?
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55:10 <slinky_J> idc
55:10 <TheRon> yes!
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55:27 <slinky_J> its fish
55:30 <beagle> if i didnt pay for pc straight away i'd be very depressed
55:30 Quit: SWipe ([email protected]) EOF from client
55:44 <beagle> few minutes n the lotto results are in
55:51 <beagle> :P ooops yeah
55:51 <Picard> fuk off
55:56 <beagle> nm :)
56:00 <TheRon> fish oils ain't fish oils
56:00 <beehhh> now all the aids workers are dead n cherrywilliams in prison
56:12 <TheRon> fish oils ain't fish oils
56:31 <beehhh> now all the aids workers are dead n cherrywilliams in prison
57:00 <beehhh> guardian of the galaxy will make you a laugh or two very humorus indeed
57:00 <TheRon> beehh can we send you to tehran in a pro obama t'shirt
57:00 <Picard> might go to bed
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57:23 <beehhh> guardian of the galaxy will make you a laugh or two very humorus indeed
57:24 <TheRon> beehh can we send you to tehran in a pro obama t'shirt
57:31 <beagle> i though loof gave up irc
57:32 <beagle> and cones
57:39 <beagle> oh well why bother keeps him happy .. ish
57:43 <Picard> might go to bed
57:48 <beehhh> i'd show them my circumsized penis
57:54 <Picard> old cunt like me needs his sleep
57:59 <beagle> i have c64 books to read ...
58:00 <Picard> beehhh no one wants to see that
58:00 <beehhh> i'd show them my circumsized penis
58:00 <Picard> old cunt like me needs his sleep
58:00 <Picard> beehhh no one wants to see that
58:00 <beehhh> you do
58:00 <slinky_J> time to reheat salmon pizza
58:00 <Picard> unless they need to vomit
58:00 <slinky_J> eheh i said i wont eat salmon
58:00 <Picard> slinky_J no
58:00 <beehhh> if you like
58:00 <TheRon> iran hate jews i could be wrong
58:00 <beehhh> after vomit suck it good
58:00 <Picard> dont fucking reheat seafood
58:06 <beehhh> you do
58:06 <beagle> they came with the c64s themselves
58:08 <slinky_J> time to reheat salmon pizza
58:09 <Picard> unless they need to vomit
58:13 <slinky_J> eheh i said i wont eat salmon
58:15 <beagle> i show poms on paltalk the england made one it impresses em
58:16 <Picard> slinky_J no
58:16 <beehhh> if you like
58:21 <slinky_J> oh man i was interested in this japanese restaurant until it said that the owner sources blue fin tuna
58:28 <TheRon> iran hate jews i could be wrong
58:32 <beehhh> after vomit suck it good
58:32 <Picard> dont fucking reheat seafood
58:32 <Picard> nice
58:33 <beagle> 'wow ! thats fancy ! its made in uk ! when was it made '
58:35 <couleurs> ps4!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
58:39 <beagle> 1982 for that one really old c64 ...
58:48 <Zade> reheating fish is asking for trouble
59:00 <Picard> see the whales ate a few japs?
59:00 <Zade> reheating fish is asking for trouble 
59:00 <beehhh> fish shouldnt be left for another hour
59:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=GelOkOzQ9cw
59:00 <beehhh> unless you call calamari is a fish
59:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: IRENE CARA - Flashdance (What a feeling) (1983) HD and HQ (May 14, 2011) - Category: Music - 1,840,242 - 6,429 likes (97.7%), 150 dislikes (2.3%)
59:06 <beehhh> fish shouldnt be left for another hour
59:11 <beagle> it could be worth few grand even cause its rare
59:16 <beagle> but i need to fix it up
59:18 <beagle> replace the keyboard
59:20 <beagle> and clean it !
59:22 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=GelOkOzQ9cw
59:24 <beehhh> unless you call calamari is a fish
59:25 <BlackDevil> Youtube: IRENE CARA - Flashdance (What a feeling) (1983) HD and HQ (May 14, 2011) - Category: Music - 1,840,242 - 6,429 likes (97.7%), 150 dislikes (2.3%)
59:33 <beagle> even tho she had it in a box for so many years when it was used it went all dirty
59:45 <beagle> definately a nice score. it works perfectly
59:50 Mode: (by ChanOP) -b *!*@1.143.E0BE6B.90E343
59:51 <beagle> other than the keyboard of course as i said
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00:00 <beehhh> Zade ready for protecting bendigo from upcoming bushfire?
00:00 <TheRon> beehhh stop lighting the fucking things
00:05 <beehhh> Zade ready for protecting bendigo from upcoming bushfire?
00:09 <slinky_J> lol Picard whut?
00:13 <Picard> http://www.ibtimes.co.uk/japanese-whaling-crew-eaten-alive-by-killer-whales-story-hoax-twitter-users-react-over-fake-1459301
00:19 <slinky_J> HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
00:20 <beagle> ive picard on ignore he is too sarcastic
00:39 <TheRon> beehhh stop lighting the fucking things
00:52 <Loof> the roof, the roof, the roof is on fire
00:55 <beagle> geez this person spinning tunes should fix their clarity of sound
00:59 <beagle> quite distorted
01:00 <Loof> the roof, the roof, the roof is on fire
01:00 <beehhh> what happens in nsw industrail fire at kingswood
01:00 <Zade> perhaps, but i have not lived in bendigo for about 9 years 
01:05 <beagle> theyre allowing it anyway ha
01:07 <beehhh> what happens in nsw industrail fire at kingswood
01:24 <Zade> perhaps, but i have not lived in bendigo for about 9 years
01:28 <beagle> never get a problem in international room but that flirting zone im too crazy they mute me sometimes for days which sux
01:36 <beagle> international is a g rated room
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01:51 <beehhh> you dont like catchin the vlines do ya
01:51 <beagle> i can even get drunk in there
01:52 <Picard> wish we could mute u here u fuktard
01:54 <TheRon> god bless flashbeer
01:59 <beagle> theyre asian and arab , i guess they just humor it
02:00 <beehhh> you dont like catchin the  vlines do ya
02:00 <TheRon> god bless flashbeer
02:00 <beehhh> trains get derailed
02:00 <Doodle> https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpf1/t1.0-9/10563147_731760846872082_280966768374012022_n.jpg
02:00 <Doodle> beehhh irl
02:00 <beehhh> i like that little foxman in the film
02:07 <beehhh> trains get derailed
02:11 <Doodle> https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpf1/t1.0-9/10563147_731760846872082_280966768374012022_n.jpg
02:11 <beagle> asians sure drink but i only met one arab in my life that does
02:13 <Doodle> beehhh irl
02:17 <slinky_J> i wonder if any of those people realise that killer whales arent whales
02:22 <beagle> well
02:32 <beagle> hrmm
02:34 <beagle> sharks ?
02:36 <beehhh> i like that little foxman in the film
02:42 <slinky_J> haha funny as
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02:52 <slinky_J> i switch to BF4 and i have a reward
02:55 <Picard> karma hey slinky_J
02:56 <slinky_J> an ORCA battlepack <3
03:00 <beehhh> is it out in straya?
03:00 <Nikky`> Anywho - night night 
03:00 <TheRon> beehhh see what you did
03:00 <slinky_J> i wonder 
03:00 <slinky_J> ooooh i wonder
03:00 <slinky_J> if nikz is HOT
03:00 <slinky_J> coz i nevaaar seen a pic
03:00 <beehhh> she prolly had n orgasm looking at my peom
03:00 <matrix> She is hot
03:03 <beehhh> is it out in straya?
03:07 <Nikky`> Anywho - night night
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03:24 <TheRon> beehhh see what you did
03:24 <slinky_J> i wonder
03:25 <beagle> bf4 will work on the new pc fine
03:27 <slinky_J> ooooh i wonder
03:27 <beagle> i will get it
03:31 <slinky_J> if nikz is HOT
03:37 <beagle> but before i do ill finish bf3 premium entirely
03:38 <slinky_J> coz i nevaaar seen a pic
03:41 <beagle> perhaps...
03:43 <slinky_J> orca paint for my weapons and vehicles <3
03:44 <beehhh> she prolly had n orgasm looking at my peom
03:44 <matrix> She is hot
03:50 <slinky_J> fuck bf3
03:55 <matrix> I have been there
03:56 <beagle> too old is it 2012 or something
03:59 <Doodle> she's a top bloke
04:00 <Loof> are you a good peot?
04:00 <beagle> well thats not really old
04:00 <matrix> I have been there
04:00 <Doodle> she's a top bloke
04:00 <Loof> are you a good peot?
04:00 <slinky_J> u landed on planet nikz?
04:00 <matrix> Lol doodle
04:00 <Picard> tere maa ko beech road pe chodo ga mey aaja randi k bache bacha le bangali gando
04:00 <beehhh> course you are would i be lying
04:00 <slinky_J> did u drill into her core?
04:00 <DoC> LOL @ Picard
04:00 <matrix> Slinky_j could say that :-(
04:06 <beagle> i got it for birthday when turned 35
04:11 <slinky_J> it was just shit online imo
04:16 <slinky_J> u landed on planet nikz?
04:16 <matrix> Lol doodle
04:18 <Picard> tere maa ko beech road pe chodo ga mey aaja randi k bache bacha le bangali gando
04:20 <beehhh> course you are would i be lying
04:21 <slinky_J> did u drill into her core?
04:30 <beagle> ill give that a shot but as a start ill play single player campaign cause i aint played fps for long while
04:31 <DoC> LOL @ Picard
04:40 <beagle> i am hoping it works in 1080p
04:41 <matrix> Slinky_j could say that :-(
04:42 <beagle> probably will
04:47 <matrix> Oops
04:49 <matrix> :-)
04:52 <matrix> Lol
04:53 <TheRon> premature ejaculation is hereditary
04:53 <Loof> leave picard and his captured children alone!
04:58 <TheRon> it's in the jeans
05:00 <matrix> Oops
05:00 <matrix> :-)
05:00 <matrix> Lol
05:00 <TheRon> premature ejaculation is hereditary 
05:00 <Loof> leave picard and his captured children alone!
05:00 <TheRon> it's in the jeans
05:00 <matrix> Genes
05:00 <DoC> beehhh did u see what Picard says?
05:00 <TheRon> no jeans
05:00 <matrix> Oh lol
05:00 <matrix> I am tired lol
05:00 <DoC> [16:02] <Picard> tere maa ko beech road pe chodo ga mey aaja randi k bache bacha le bangali gando <--- this one LOL
05:00 <beehhh> recent study founds weed is cancer healing n alcys are cancer creating
05:07 <matrix> Genes
05:10 <DoC> beehhh did u see what Picard says?
05:13 <TheRon> no jeans
05:19 <matrix> Oh lol
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05:25 <matrix> I am tired lol
05:25 <DoC> [16:02] <Picard> tere maa ko beech road pe chodo ga mey aaja randi k bache bacha le bangali gando <--- this one LOL
05:34 <beehhh> recent study founds weed is cancer healing n alcys are cancer creating
05:40 <Matthew> RIDE ON TIMEEE
05:58 <beehhh> TheRon should score off Loof
05:59 <Loof> they've known it since the 70s
06:00 <beehhh> TheRon should score off Loof
06:00 <Loof> they've known it since the 70s
06:00 <Loof> it was suppressed by pharma
06:00 <Loof> studies were destroyed
06:07 <beagle> ok. it appears i won 6 dollars on tonites
06:14 <beagle> well, thats another ticket for next weekend
06:15 <beagle> .
06:16 <Picard> oh ffs
06:17 <Loof> it was suppressed by pharma
06:21 <beagle> thats a good song, by beatbox i think
06:25 <beagle> 90s tunes were good
06:26 <Loof> studies were destroyed
06:31 <beagle> 80s were crazy
06:35 Nick: DoC is now known as [DoC]
06:39 <beagle> 70s were cool so were 60s
06:46 <Picard> hawkins is such a faggot
06:51 <beagle> without computers they just all went to radio :P
06:57 <Picard> DoC> behhh is fucking idiot
06:57 <Picard> <DoC> say that to beehhh tere maa ko beech road pe chodo ga mey aaja randi k bache bacha le bangali gando
06:57 <Picard> <Picard> wtf
07:00 <beehhh> back my hometown we used homeopathy remedies
07:00 <Picard> DoC> behhh is fucking idiot
07:00 <Picard> <DoC> say that to beehhh tere maa ko beech road pe chodo ga mey aaja randi k bache bacha le bangali gando
07:00 <Picard> <Picard> wtf
07:00 <beehhh> back my hometown we used homeopathy remedies
07:00 <Picard> what did it mean?
07:00 <slinky_J> wikipedia does not list porn star porn film titles lol
07:00 <Loof> cool
07:00 <Blarp> slinky_J I think there is a porn wiki site that specialises in that
07:01 <beagle> now its just batshit mad lol everything is on youtube
07:02 <Picard> what did it mean?
07:03 <slinky_J> wikipedia does not list porn star porn film titles lol
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07:11 <Loof> cool
07:22 Join: crash ([email protected]) to #melbourne
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07:41 <Blarp> slinky_J I think there is a porn wiki site that specialises in that
07:53 <TheRon> i'm gonna hold a party for premature ejaculators
08:00 <beehhh> [DoC] is a fucking jew
08:00 <TheRon> i'm gonna hold a party for premature ejaculators
08:00 <beehhh> [DoC] is a fucking jew
08:00 <TheRon> rsvp is importatnt
08:00 <TheRon> please tell us if you can't come
08:00 <beehhh> roof roof get a solar on the roof
08:00 <slinky_J> oh true Blarp lols
08:00 <beehhh> no bill no drama upto this point
08:02 <TheRon> rsvp is importatnt
08:10 Quit: nerdygirl ([email protected]) Quit: Leaving
08:11 <TheRon> please tell us if you can't come
08:30 <beehhh> roof roof get a solar on the roof
08:36 <slinky_J> oh true Blarp lols
08:39 <beehhh> no bill no drama upto this point
08:57 <TheRon> not even a snigger?
09:00 <TheRon> not even a snigger?
09:00 <beehhh> [DoC] is a fucking illegal indian in melb
09:00 <beehhh> i bet he got no visa to stay
09:00 <slinky_J> o crap ive seen this doco on Time
09:00 <slinky_J> sigh
09:00 <beehhh> -[DoC]- aaja lund choos mera chanal
09:00 <Picard> rofl
09:00 <beehhh> `seen saemon
09:05 <beehhh> [DoC] is a fucking illegal indian in melb
09:06 * Blarp sniggers
09:13 <beehhh> i bet he got no visa to stay
09:14 <slinky_J> o crap ive seen this doco on Time
09:15 <slinky_J> sigh
09:27 <beehhh> -[DoC]- aaja lund choos mera chanal
09:27 <Picard> rofl
09:31 <beehhh> `seen saemon
09:50 <Picard> lol @ essendon
10:00 <Picard> lol @ essendon
10:00 <TheRon> it's gone
10:00 <Picard> u r gone
10:00 <TheRon> i never knew lenny briscoe was in dirty dancing
10:00 <TheRon> the bloke out of law and order
10:04 <TheRon> it's gone
10:16 <Picard> u r gone
10:28 <TheRon> i never knew lenny briscoe was in dirty dancing
10:40 <TheRon> the bloke out of law and order
10:46 <slinky_J> playing single player and multi r so diff
10:51 <beehhh> saga continues for dr jackyl and mr hard n then he flees to france for an MBA
11:00 <beehhh> saga continues for dr jackyl and mr hard n then he flees to france for an MBA
11:00 <slinky_J> ima dl A Haunted House
11:00 <beehhh> but i know hes innocent like me
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11:17 <slinky_J> ima dl A Haunted House
11:24 <beehhh> but i know hes innocent like me
11:24 <slinky_J> only way to get good at multi is to play multi
11:50 Join: matrix ([email protected]) to #melbourne
11:51 <beehhh> we both like popcorn and milkshake the sametime
11:58 <beagle> pretty much
12:00 <beehhh> we both like popcorn and milkshake the sametime
12:00 <Loof> i like fries and burger together
12:04 <beagle> it is different to campaign
12:11 <beagle> my favourite is real time strategy games tho
12:28 <beagle> even played hours and hours of starcraft 2 with a bloke from here
12:39 <beagle> i would again if he was around i forget his nickname
12:46 <Loof> i like fries and burger together
12:53 <beagle> when new pc arrives tho, i want super max detail n smooth video
12:58 <beagle> this one would be kind of medium
13:00 <beehhh> i had them yesterday with norell
13:00 <beehhh> i had them yesterday with norell
13:00 <TheRon> beehhh you're like school in summertime
13:00 <beehhh> apparently some of these words are unaccounted for
13:06 <TheRon> beehhh you're like school in summertime
13:36 <beagle> well just put webcam on didnt take long to get 17 views
13:38 <beagle> this rooms huge
13:44 <beagle> i think it allows up to 500 people lol
13:46 <beehhh> apparently some of these words are unaccounted for
13:48 <beagle> its well over half
14:00 <slinky_J> fucking stupid fucking net!
14:00 <slinky_J> fucking stupid fucking net!
14:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=6oKUTOLSeMM
14:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Dirty Dancing- Hungry Eyes (Nov 30, 2007) - Category: Film & Animation - 22,428,607 - 39,812 likes (97.5%), 1,021 dislikes (2.5%)
14:05 Quit: couleurs ([email protected]) Quit: Konversation terminated!
14:07 <beagle> oh wait only just, 259 ppl
14:19 <beagle> sometimes wonder how its even possible have that many people without lag
14:25 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=6oKUTOLSeMM
14:25 <beagle> spose they didnt when paltalk started.
14:29 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Dirty Dancing- Hungry Eyes (Nov 30, 2007) - Category: Film & Animation - 22,428,607 - 39,812 likes (97.5%), 1,021 dislikes (2.5%)
14:52 <Loof> cock syrup
15:00 <Loof> cock syrup
15:00 <beehhh> bukkaked jap gaisha
15:14 <beehhh> bukkaked jap gaisha
15:44 <beagle> rocken the socks off on a saturday !
17:00 <Loof> japs jerkiny juicyly
17:00 <Loof> japs jerkiny juicyly
17:00 <Loof> jerking*
17:00 <TheRon> the bulldogs getting beat beat how great is it
17:00 <Loof> so is asian cum really thicker?
17:00 <ness> wtf Loof?
17:09 <Loof> jerking*
17:20 <beagle> without grog im sooooooooo mellow
17:23 <beagle> should just stay this way
17:25 <TheRon> the bulldogs getting beat beat how great is it
17:27 <Loof> so is asian cum really thicker?
17:40 <beagle> sat nite and i dont have any
17:42 <ness> wtf Loof?
17:47 <beehhh> yeah especially the girls
17:47 <beagle> but its a-ok
17:56 <beagle> yesterdays port was too much need a break
18:00 <beehhh> yeah especially the girls
18:00 <beehhh> ness reminds me of jackie lambie both having one thing in common guess what
18:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=yfg97-5uhFQ
18:01 <beagle> soonest will next weekend
18:28 <beagle> tbh if i had any i wouldnt drink it cause i would run out cigs too fast
18:40 <beehhh> ness reminds me of jackie lambie both having one thing in common guess what
18:47 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=yfg97-5uhFQ
18:51 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Dirty Dancing - She's Like the Wind (Nov 10, 2007) - Category: Film & Animation - 25,034,997 - 48,380 likes (98%), 992 dislikes (2%)
19:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Dirty Dancing - She's Like the Wind (Nov 10, 2007) - Category: Film & Animation - 25,034,997 - 48,380 likes (98%), 992 dislikes (2%)
19:00 <beehhh> bring me back to STRAYA im dying here
19:00 <beehhh> i should quit
19:13 <beagle> damzit paltalk crashed
19:14 <beagle> doesnt much
19:19 <beagle> but just did ...
19:22 <beehhh> bring me back to STRAYA im dying here
19:31 <beehhh> i should quit
19:33 Part: beehhh ([email protected]) from #melbourne
19:34 <partay> Beagle STFU
20:00 <matrix> Hmm
20:00 <Picard> u cunts are boring
20:00 <matrix> It's Friday night Picard
20:01 Join: Blarp ([email protected]) to #melbourne
20:21 <matrix> Hmm
20:28 <Picard> u cunts are boring
20:34 <Picard> is jimmy turd back in australia?
20:41 <matrix> It's Friday night Picard
20:49 <slinky_J> BOOM
20:53 <ness> Picard
20:55 <slinky_J> 400m headshot nigga
20:58 <matrix> If you are here it means you are boring and have no life like me
20:59 <slinky_J> with 6x scope
21:00 <ness> Picard
21:00 <matrix> If you are here it means you are boring and have no life like me
21:00 <matrix> Lol
21:00 <matrix> Hey Ness
21:00 <ness> hi matrix
21:00 <Picard> ness
21:00 <ness> Picard my cunt ain't boring
21:00 <matrix> How are you doing tonight? 
21:00 <Picard> im watchuing footy,drinking red 
21:00 <Picard> ness can i sniff it
21:00 <matrix> Lol Ness
21:00 <matrix> Picard that's creepy
21:02 <matrix> Lol
21:02 <slinky_J> AAAHAHAHA
21:06 <matrix> Hey Ness
21:08 <slinky_J> BEAST
21:12 <ness> hi matrix
21:18 <Picard> ness
21:23 <ness> Picard my cunt ain't boring
21:23 <matrix> How are you doing tonight?
21:29 <Picard> im watchuing footy,drinking red
21:37 <Picard> ness can i sniff it
21:41 <matrix> Lol Ness
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21:46 <matrix> Picard that's creepy
21:51 <Picard> and lick it
22:00 <Picard> put my fist inside it :P
22:00 <Picard> and lick it
22:00 <Picard> put my fist inside it :P
22:00 <matrix> You sound like Howard from big bang theory
22:00 <ness> its ok matrix, Picard would love to have a taste
22:00 <Picard> i am howard
22:00 <matrix> He would I am sure
22:00 <Picard> and id love a big bang with ness
22:00 <ness> but i keep telling him "you can't touch this"
22:00 <matrix> Howard doesn't get action either
22:00 <matrix> Lol
22:02 <matrix> You sound like Howard from big bang theory
22:03 <ness> its ok matrix, Picard would love to have a taste
22:14 <Picard> i am howard
22:16 <matrix> He would I am sure
22:21 <Picard> and id love a big bang with ness
22:25 <ness> but i keep telling him "you can't touch this"
22:31 <matrix> Howard doesn't get action either
22:35 <matrix> Lol
22:56 <Picard> im a jew
23:00 <Picard> im a jew
23:00 <Picard> they cut my penis
23:00 <TheRon> this week the local synagog is taking 10% off
23:00 <Picard> they took 25% off me
23:02 <Picard> they cut my penis
23:26 <TheRon> this week the local synagog is taking 10% off
23:47 <Picard> they took 25% off me
23:52 <Picard> now i piss on my leg
23:53 <TheRon> damn
23:54 <matrix> Picard did they cut it off completely
23:59 <Picard> almost
24:00 <Picard> now i piss on my leg
24:00 <TheRon> damn
24:00 <matrix> Picard did they cut it off completely
24:00 <Picard> almost
24:00 <matrix> Oh charming
24:00 <Picard> is 2.5" long when erect
24:00 <Picard> :(
24:00 <TheRon> i'm so well hung i should be in the national gallery
24:00 <matrix> We don't need to know
24:08 <matrix> Oh charming
24:10 <Picard> is 2.5" long when erect
24:12 <Picard> :(
24:38 <TheRon> i'm so well hung i should be in the national gallery
24:38 <matrix> We don't need to know
25:00 <Picard> lies TheRon
25:00 <Zade> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S1w8OQEcplY
25:00 <TheRon> prove it
25:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Gillette - Don't Wanna Short Dick Man (uncensored) (Apr 17, 2008) - Category: Music - 2,021,011 - 5,830 likes (94.2%), 359 dislikes (5.8%)
25:14 Quit: andrewbolt ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
25:29 <Picard> lies TheRon
25:44 <Zade> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S1w8OQEcplY
25:45 <TheRon> prove it
25:47 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Gillette - Don't Wanna Short Dick Man (uncensored) (Apr 17, 2008) - Category: Music - 2,021,011 - 5,830 likes (94.2%), 359 dislikes (5.8%)
26:00 <Picard> can u trace a number from a pre paid mobile?
26:00 <TheRon> actually know
26:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=PDZcqBgCS74
26:06 <Picard> can u trace a number from a pre paid mobile?
26:19 <TheRon> actually know
26:46 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=PDZcqBgCS74
26:49 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Lionel Richie - Hello (Mar 18, 2006) - Category: Music - 34,395,892 - 67,974 likes (97.6%), 1,656 dislikes (2.4%)
26:54 <matrix> Night all
27:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Lionel Richie - Hello (Mar 18, 2006) - Category: Music - 34,395,892 - 67,974 likes (97.6%), 1,656 dislikes (2.4%)
27:00 <matrix> Night all
27:00 <TheRon> is it the penis talk?
27:00 <Picard> i could googe it but im to lazy
27:10 <TheRon> is it the penis talk?
27:11 <Picard> i could googe it but im to lazy
27:42 Quit: matrix ([email protected]) Quit: -a- IRC for Android 2.1.19
27:47 <slinky_J> oh mang whar is simba!!!!
28:00 <TheRon> i so want a fridge with lionel richie handing me a beer
28:00 <Picard> he is black
28:00 <TheRon> he is?
28:04 <slinky_J> FIVE HOURS OMIGOSH
28:20 <TheRon> i so want a fridge with lionel richie handing me a beer
28:29 <Picard> he is black
28:36 <TheRon> he is?
28:55 <Picard> i heard he is
29:00 <Picard> i heard he is
29:00 <ness> oh i love lionel richie
29:00 <ness> HELLO
29:00 <Picard> ness
29:00 <ness> IS IT ME YOU'RE LOOKING FOR
29:00 <ness> bring me a beer
29:00 <Picard> shh please the men are talking, women should be seen and not heard
29:00 <TheRon> for a long time i thought it was stevie wonder singing it
29:01 <ness> oh i love lionel richie
29:04 <ness> HELLO
29:07 <Picard> ness
29:12 <ness> IS IT ME YOU'RE LOOKING FOR
29:20 <ness> bring me a beer
29:22 <Picard> shh please the men are talking, women should be seen and not heard
29:34 <TheRon> for a long time i thought it was stevie wonder singing it
30:54 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=kybeq2dWBf8
30:55 <beagle> he was around for ages
30:58 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Nothing Gonna Change My Love For You (Jun 28, 2006) - Category: Music - 26,530,818 - 66,312 likes (98.1%), 1,318 dislikes (1.9%)
31:00 <beagle> then i aint seen him for about 1-2 days
31:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=kybeq2dWBf8
31:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Nothing Gonna Change My Love For You (Jun 28, 2006) - Category: Music - 26,530,818 - 66,312 likes (98.1%), 1,318 dislikes (1.9%)
31:28 * Picard slaps ness around a bit with a large trout
31:34 Nick: ^matty^ is now known as matt|a
32:00 <ness> i don't like trout Picard
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32:32 <ness> i don't like trout Picard
32:55 <TheRon> picard ess is 10 points behind
32:56 <TheRon> wtf
33:00 <TheRon> picard ess is 10 points behind
33:00 <TheRon> wtf
33:00 <TheRon> smoked trout is the best
33:18 <TheRon> smoked trout is the best
33:56 <ness> ess are gonna lose
34:00 <ness> ess are gonna lose
34:00 <TheRon> get some fresh crab meat from the deli and eat it like popcorc it's awesome
34:18 <TheRon> get some fresh crab meat from the deli and eat it like popcorc it's awesome
35:00 <TheRon> i'm listening to air supply and i love it
35:25 <TheRon> i'm listening to air supply and i love it
37:00 <TheRon> 22 points thats better
37:35 <TheRon> 22 points thats better
37:52 <TheRon> ness i hate the scum
38:00 <TheRon> ness i hate the scum
38:08 <Zade> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GWvubWB11Yc
38:11 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Leftfield - Phat Planet (Dave Clarke Remix) (Date not found) - Category: Music - 12,248 - 188 likes (99.5%), 1 dislikes (0.5%)
39:00 <ness> oh really
39:00 <TheRon> yes!
39:23 <ness> oh really
39:35 <TheRon> yes!
40:00 <TheRon> drug cheating scum
40:00 <ness> oh who gives a fuck
40:25 <TheRon> drug cheating scum
40:46 <ness> oh who gives a fuck
40:50 <ness> they all take drugs
41:00 <ness> they all take drugs
41:00 <TheRon> but it's essendon
41:00 <ness> kids are dying in Gaza and all the media give a shit about are peptides
41:00 <ness> fucking morons
41:02 <TheRon> but it's essendon
41:20 <ness> kids are dying in Gaza and all the media give a shit about are peptides
41:27 <ness> fucking morons
41:49 <TheRon> giving the kids in gaza peptides?
42:00 <TheRon> giving the kids in gaza peptides?
42:00 <TheRon> sorry but everytime i see gaza i see gary ablett
42:00 <ness> they should give them a big fucking nuclear bomb to seriously fuck up their neighbours - cunts
42:29 <TheRon> sorry but everytime i see gaza i see gary ablett
42:36 <ness> they should give them a big fucking nuclear bomb to seriously fuck up their neighbours - cunts
42:53 <TheRon> israel have nukes don't they?
43:00 <TheRon> israel have nukes don't they?
43:00 <TheRon> i blame it all on hamas
43:00 <ness> i hope they implode on them-cunts
43:34 <TheRon> i blame it all on hamas
43:45 <ness> i hope they implode on them-cunts
43:50 <Picard> yes
43:55 <ness> killing kids has nothing to do with Hamas
43:58 <Picard> blow the hamas cunts up
43:58 <TheRon> stop firing rockets and maybe israel will just let them be
44:00 <Picard> yes
44:00 <ness> killing kids has nothing to do with Hamas
44:00 <Picard> blow the hamas cunts up
44:00 <TheRon> stop firing rockets and maybe israel will just let them be
44:00 <TheRon> they've given them gaa what more do they want
44:00 <TheRon> gaza
44:00 <ness> who is killing children with guns hurting Hamas
44:32 <TheRon> they've given them gaa what more do they want
44:32 Join: Sherm ([email protected]) to #melbourne
44:43 <ness> who is killing children with guns hurting Hamas
44:43 <TheRon> gaza
45:00 <TheRon> you fire rockets those rockets are gonna come back
45:00 <Sherm> so im not sure whats scary - me deciding to wade into the irc pool again, or seeing nicks that i remeber from the last time i was here (7+ years ago)
45:06 <TheRon> you fire rockets those rockets are gonna come back
45:23 <Sherm> so im not sure whats scary - me deciding to wade into the irc pool again, or seeing nicks that i remeber from the last time i was here (7+ years ago)
45:49 <ness> i don't know you Sherm
46:00 <ness> i don't know you Sherm
46:00 <Sherm> ness, and i dont know you either - 
46:19 <Sherm> ness, and i dont know you either -
46:49 <Sherm> but there seems to be a lot less people in here as well
47:00 <Sherm> but there seems to be a lot less people in here as well
47:00 <TheRon> quiet
47:20 <TheRon> quiet
48:00 <Picard> dead.hopefully
48:00 <Sherm> very quiet
48:00 <Picard> hamas have rock to throw, israel have rockets so why pick a fight u cannot win
48:00 <Picard> fucking morons
48:00 <TheRon> what are your views on gaza
48:20 <Sherm> very quiet
48:35 <Picard> hamas have rock to throw, israel have rockets so why pick a fight u cannot win
48:38 <Picard> fucking morons
48:38 <TheRon> what are your views on gaza
49:00 <Picard> blow the cunt of a place up
49:00 <TheRon> i see gaza as kind of like braveheart
49:13 <Picard> blow the cunt of a place up
49:43 <TheRon> i see gaza as kind of like braveheart
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50:00 <Sherm> all i know about gaza - is im just glad im not there
50:00 <TheRon> yep!
50:15 <Sherm> all i know about gaza - is im just glad im not there
50:27 <TheRon> yep!
51:00 <Mew> the sherminator!
51:00 <Picard> lol
51:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P9mwELXPGbA
51:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: One Night in Bangkok - Murray Head (HQ Audio) (Jul 16, 2008) - Category: Music - 15,924,801 - 50,910 likes (98.7%), 692 dislikes (1.3%)
51:00 <Sherm> lol hi mew
51:23 <Mew> the sherminator!
51:24 <Picard> lol
51:25 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P9mwELXPGbA
51:28 <BlackDevil> Youtube: One Night in Bangkok - Murray Head (HQ Audio) (Jul 16, 2008) - Category: Music - 15,924,801 - 50,910 likes (98.7%), 692 dislikes (1.3%)
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51:47 <Sherm> lol hi mew
51:59 <Sherm> do we know each other?
52:00 <Sherm> do we know each other?
52:00 <TheRon> we all know mew
52:00 <TheRon> i've seen her breasts
52:00 <Picard> these cunts have been throwing rocks at each other for 100's of years
52:12 <TheRon> we all know mew
52:20 <TheRon> i've seen her breasts
52:32 <Picard> these cunts have been throwing rocks at each other for 100's of years
52:47 <Mew> http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=YMQwRL0EzW0
52:50 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Icehouse - Crazy HD (Date not found) - Category: People & Blogs - 146,973 - 699 likes (98.3%), 12 dislikes (1.7%)
52:56 <TheRon> to be fair israel was kind of forced on them
52:57 <Sherm> is that a good thing or a bad thing ron
53:00 <Mew> http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=YMQwRL0EzW0
53:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Icehouse - Crazy HD (Date not found) - Category: People & Blogs - 146,973 - 699 likes (98.3%), 12 dislikes (1.7%)
53:00 <TheRon> to be fair israel was kind of forced on them
53:00 <Sherm> is that a good thing or a bad thing ron 
53:00 <Mew> hi sherminator
53:00 <Sherm> hi
53:00 <TheRon> i'm a bloke
53:00 <Mew> sherm sherm sheree
53:00 <Sherm> and no that name never gets old?
53:00 <Picard> let them kill each other, if they stay over there i dont give a fuck"
53:00 <Mew> hehe
53:12 <Mew> hi sherminator
53:17 <Sherm> hi
53:19 <TheRon> i'm a bloke
53:21 Part: frayedknot ([email protected]) from #melbourne (Leaving)
53:22 <Mew> sherm sherm sheree
53:25 Join: arcacious ([email protected]) to #melbourne
53:32 <Sherm> and no that name never gets old?
53:33 <Picard> let them kill each other, if they stay over there i dont give a fuck"
53:42 <Mew> hehe
54:00 <Sherm> so who are you mew - and do you remember me, or just the name
54:00 <Sherm> lol picard - yup yup
54:00 <Mew> im mew I remember you
54:00 <Mew> youre the sherminator
54:00 <Mew> mwahaha
54:00 <slinky_J> bloke
54:01 <Sherm> so who are you mew - and do you remember me, or just the name
54:09 <Sherm> lol picard - yup yup
54:19 <Mew> im mew I remember you
54:31 <Mew> youre the sherminator
54:37 <Mew> mwahaha
54:43 <slinky_J> bloke
55:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=W8r-tXRLazs
55:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Buggles - Video Killed The Radio Star (Oct 8, 2010) - Category: Music - -
55:20 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=W8r-tXRLazs
55:22 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Buggles - Video Killed The Radio Star (Oct 8, 2010) - Category: Music - -
56:00 <TheRon> blokes don't care, tits are tits
56:00 <Mew> amen
56:00 <Sherm> lol for sure
56:11 <TheRon> blokes don't care, tits are tits
56:18 <Mew> amen
56:25 <Sherm> lol for sure
56:47 <Sherm> except if they are big old flabby man titties
57:00 <Picard> gooooooo gold coast :P
57:00 <Sherm> except if they are big old flabby man titties
57:00 <TheRon> well obviously
57:00 <slinky_J> or big old flabby chick titties
57:00 <Sherm> lol
57:00 <Sherm> !seen eternalknight
57:01 <TheRon> well obviously
57:04 <slinky_J> or big old flabby chick titties
57:23 <Sherm> lol
57:37 <Sherm> !seen eternalknight
57:48 <TheRon> hope not
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58:00 <TheRon> hope not
58:00 <Sherm> hmmm not sure if that worked - trying to think of some of the old nicks that i used to know in here
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58:19 <slinky_J> ok had shower mmm
58:36 <slinky_J> ay picard u gotta get a good snap of u on an elephant man
58:38 <Sherm> hmmm not sure if that worked - trying to think of some of the old nicks that i used to know in here
58:48 <slinky_J> get them to make it pick something up while ur on it
59:00 <Mew> list them off
59:00 <Sherm> ummmmmmm
59:00 <MrMark> booooooooooo!
59:00 <Mew> b1 will prob know some
59:00 <Sherm> eternalknight, crimson-somethingorother, disturbedangel, unique
59:05 <Mew> list them off
59:10 <Sherm> ummmmmmm
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59:18 <MrMark> booooooooooo!
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59:36 <Mew> b1 will prob know some
59:45 <Sherm> eternalknight, crimson-somethingorother, disturbedangel, unique
59:48 <mandyjane> sssh slinky_J
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59:55 <Sherm> lol b1 would def know -
00:00 <Sherm> lol b1 would def know - 
00:00 <Mew> crimson seraph?
00:00 <Sherm> b1 has been here longer than me
00:00 <Sherm> mew - thats him 
00:02 <Mew> crimson seraph?
00:07 <Sherm> b1 has been here longer than me
00:11 <Sherm> mew - thats him
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01:00 <Sherm> theres others - but i cant think of
01:00 <Mew> what channels did you go in?
01:12 <Sherm> theres others - but i cant think of
01:43 <Mew> what channels did you go in?
01:48 <MrMark> we all pissed yet?
01:50 <Picard> my luck the elephant will stampede and i will be lost in the fucking jungle
01:56 <slinky_J> lol
02:00 <MrMark> we all pissed yet?
02:00 <Mew> we fucken smashed markkkkkk
02:00 <MrMark> wooooooooohooooooooooooooo!
02:00 <Mew> off da richtaaa
02:00 <Sherm> mew - mainly this one
02:00 <MrMark> 17 scotches here
02:08 <Mew> we fucken smashed markkkkkk
02:16 <slinky_J> ya find out what makes elephants go nuts, like toothpaste makes grizzly bears go nuts
02:22 <Picard> lol
02:24 <slinky_J> and ya just throw some out into the jungle
02:26 <MrMark> wooooooooohooooooooooooooo!
02:27 <Mew> off da richtaaa
02:27 <Sherm> mew - mainly this one
02:27 <slinky_J> lol
02:36 <MrMark> 17 scotches here
02:36 <slinky_J> come back to aus check the news for elephant goes apeshit
02:52 <Sherm> floated in and out of a couple - but been checking and dont think they around any more
03:00 <Sherm> floated in and out of a couple - but been checking and dont think they around any more
03:00 <MrMark> ic
03:00 <Sherm> no drinking for me - work tomorrow and i hate working with a hang over
03:18 <MrMark> ic
03:37 <Sherm> no drinking for me - work tomorrow and i hate working with a hang over
04:00 <MrMark> no work for me!!
04:00 <Sherm> slacker
04:00 <slinky_J> so dont drink to that point?
04:00 <MrMark> yep
04:05 <MrMark> no work for me!!
04:24 <Sherm> slacker
04:29 <slinky_J> so dont drink to that point?
04:32 <MrMark> yep
04:58 <Picard> lolllllllll @ essendon
04:59 <Sherm> slinky - yeah theres that - but im old now and the body cant handle it, 2 glasses and im in bed asleep
05:00 <Picard> lolllllllll @ essendon
05:00 <Sherm> slinky - yeah theres that - but im old now and the body cant handle it, 2 glasses and im in bed asleep 
05:00 <Picard> i might sleep all weekend
05:00 <Sherm> picard - too much to do 
05:09 <Picard> i might sleep all weekend
05:43 <Sherm> picard - too much to do
05:51 <Picard> oh well
06:00 <Picard> oh well
06:00 <Picard> 30 days till thailand
06:08 <Picard> 30 days till thailand
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07:59 <Bastardly_One> Dave!
08:00 <Bastardly_One> Dave!
08:00 <Sherm> hey mate
08:00 <Sherm> :)
08:00 <Sherm> hows it going
08:00 <Bastardly_One> been wondering what happened to you ... yeah good 
08:00 <Bastardly_One> so, what's news?
08:14 <Sherm> hey mate
08:16 <Sherm> :)
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08:19 <Sherm> hows it going
08:34 <Bastardly_One> been wondering what happened to you ... yeah good
08:42 <Bastardly_One> so, what's news?
08:49 <Sherm> lol lots
09:00 <Sherm> lol lots
09:00 <Zade> Confucius says, man who goes to Bangkok comes back with bungkok
09:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... yeah same 
09:08 <Zade> Confucius says, man who goes to Bangkok comes back with bungkok
09:28 <Bastardly_One> lol ... yeah same
09:59 <Sherm> i been good - dunno how long its been so herea a quick warp - 2 lots on eye surgey, found a gf, moved 2 twice, brought a house, brought a car, killed 2 cars, had one car killed, got a new job,
10:00 <Sherm> i been good - dunno how long its been so herea a quick warp - 2 lots on eye surgey, found a gf, moved 2 twice, brought a house, brought a car, killed 2 cars, had one car killed, got a new job, 
10:00 <Bastardly_One> heh
10:00 <zaim> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tFBRozqp2XM
10:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Gauntlet Hair - "Human Nature" Official Audio (Date not found) - Category: Music - 20,287 - 167 likes (98.8%), 2 dislikes (1.2%)
10:00 <Sherm> think that covers it 
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10:16 <Bastardly_One> heh
10:20 <zaim> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tFBRozqp2XM
10:23 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Gauntlet Hair - "Human Nature" Official Audio (Date not found) - Category: Music - 20,287 - 167 likes (98.8%), 2 dislikes (1.2%)
10:25 <Sherm> think that covers it
10:48 <Bastardly_One> a quick one for me is ... a house fire, stuck in Ballarat, half dead
10:53 <Sherm> and now its a quiet friday night, gf is out, and i thought id jump in the ircpool again
10:58 <Sherm> wow
11:00 <Bastardly_One> a quick one for me is ... a house fire, stuck in Ballarat, half dead
11:00 <Sherm> and now its a quiet friday night, gf is out, and i thought id jump in the ircpool again 
11:00 <Sherm> wow
11:00 <Bastardly_One> decided to get emphysema
11:00 <Sherm> did u start the fire? 
11:00 <Bastardly_One> no!
11:00 <Bastardly_One> why does everyone ask that?
11:00 <Sherm> ah shit man - thats what smoking will get ya
11:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
11:00 <Sherm> lol ummmmmm
11:07 <Bastardly_One> decided to get emphysema
11:13 <Sherm> did u start the fire?
11:28 <Bastardly_One> no!
11:34 <Bastardly_One> why does everyone ask that?
11:36 <Sherm> ah shit man - thats what smoking will get ya
11:36 <Bastardly_One> lol
11:39 <Sherm> lol ummmmmm
11:47 <Bastardly_One> was thaat room though you've heard all about from Ash
11:51 <Bastardly_One> *that
12:00 <Bastardly_One> was thaat room though you've heard all about from Ash
12:00 <Bastardly_One> *that
12:00 <Sherm> nah mate - i havent spoke to ash for years
12:00 <Bastardly_One> oh, uni is married by the way
12:00 <Bastardly_One> and mini uni
12:00 <Sherm> wow, cool
12:00 <Bastardly_One> chelle is still a bitch
12:00 <Sherm> hahashahah
12:15 <Sherm> nah mate - i havent spoke to ash for years
12:19 <Bastardly_One> oh, uni is married by the way
12:32 <Bastardly_One> and mini uni
12:32 <Sherm> wow, cool
12:41 <Bastardly_One> chelle is still a bitch
12:44 <Sherm> hahashahah
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12:48 <Bastardly_One> Mark is sill Mark
13:00 <Bastardly_One> Mark is sill Mark
13:00 <Sherm> im surprised they are all still around (irc around) but then im not surprised
13:00 <Bastardly_One> they're not 
13:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
13:00 <Sherm> ahh
13:00 <Bastardly_One> I have them on my FB ... well, chelle is when totally bored
13:00 <Sherm> but obv. you still keep in touch?
13:00 <Sherm> ahhhhhh - didnt think of f/b
13:07 <Sherm> im surprised they are all still around (irc around) but then im not surprised
13:16 <Bastardly_One> they're not
13:17 <Bastardly_One> lol
13:22 <Sherm> ahh
13:31 <Bastardly_One> I have them on my FB ... well, chelle is when totally bored
13:31 <Sherm> but obv. you still keep in touch?
13:41 <Sherm> ahhhhhh - didnt think of f/b
14:00 <Sherm> i had a few issues with facebook - so i dont mind that no one can find me
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14:09 <Sherm> i had a few issues with facebook - so i dont mind that no one can find me
15:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm just waking from a nap so 
15:00 <Bastardly_One> but I just told Chelle
15:00 <Bastardly_One> and I have no idea what happened to michy
15:17 <Bastardly_One> I'm just waking from a nap so
15:25 <Bastardly_One> but I just told Chelle
15:36 <Bastardly_One> and I have no idea what happened to michy
15:53 <Bastardly_One> oh, bellatrix was on recently too
16:00 <Bastardly_One> oh, bellatrix was on recently too 
16:00 <Bastardly_One> same no sense of humour
16:00 <slinky_J> yea but isnt she good looking
16:00 <Sherm> cool re b'trix
16:00 <Sherm> she was laright from memory
16:01 <Bastardly_One> same no sense of humour
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16:25 <slinky_J> yea but isnt she good looking
16:38 <Sherm> cool re b'trix
16:46 <Sherm> she was laright from memory
16:50 <Sherm> alright
16:56 <Bastardly_One> J, depends on your taste
17:00 <Sherm> alright
17:00 <Bastardly_One> J, depends on your taste
17:00 <Sherm> chelle was always a strange one - even to me
17:00 <Bastardly_One> you'd know Dave ... the tit oogler
17:00 <Sherm>  so?
17:00 <Bastardly_One> what was that blonde wench?
17:00 <Bastardly_One> forgotten her name
17:00 <Sherm> lol which one
17:07 <Sherm> chelle was always a strange one - even to me
17:08 <Bastardly_One> you'd know Dave ... the tit oogler
17:16 <Sherm> so?
17:16 <Bastardly_One> what was that blonde wench?
17:21 <Bastardly_One> forgotten her name
17:25 <Sherm> lol which one
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17:48 <Bastardly_One> the one you took pics of her boobs but she never noticed
17:53 <Bastardly_One> started with A
17:57 <Sherm> ?????
18:00 <Sherm> no idea mate
18:00 <Bastardly_One> the one you took pics of her boobs but she never noticed
18:00 <Bastardly_One> started with A
18:00 <Sherm> ?????
18:00 <Sherm> no idea mate 
18:00 <Bastardly_One> during the ops buying scheme days
18:00 <Bastardly_One> she got ops and started with A
18:00 <Bastardly_One> live in Docklands
18:00 <Sherm> lol which i was not a part of (and thankfully so)
18:00 <Sherm> ohhhh - i remeber
18:07 <Bastardly_One> during the ops buying scheme days
18:15 <Bastardly_One> she got ops and started with A
18:19 <Bastardly_One> live in Docklands
18:22 <Sherm> lol which i was not a part of (and thankfully so)
18:39 <Sherm> ohhhh - i remeber
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18:56 <MrMark> saucy
18:56 <Sherm> i know who ur talking about - but no idea
19:00 <MrMark> saucy
19:00 <Sherm> i know who ur talking about - but no idea
19:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah same 
19:00 <Bastardly_One> snowed where I am today
19:00 <Bastardly_One> like real snow for about half an hour
19:00 <Sherm> damn - we just had rain and wind
19:03 <Bastardly_One> yeah same
19:36 <Bastardly_One> snowed where I am today
19:44 <Bastardly_One> like real snow for about half an hour
19:46 <Sherm> damn - we just had rain and wind
19:51 <Sherm> lots of cold icy wind
20:00 <Sherm> lots of cold icy wind
20:00 <Bastardly_One> you still out east
20:00 <Bastardly_One> ?
20:00 <Sherm> yup
20:00 <Bastardly_One> that'd be cold as 
20:00 <Sherm> yeah 
20:00 <Sherm> doubly so - i live and work out east
20:16 <Bastardly_One> you still out east
20:18 <Bastardly_One> ?
20:21 <Sherm> yup
20:26 <Bastardly_One> that'd be cold as
20:31 <Sherm> yeah
20:43 <Sherm> doubly so - i live and work out east
20:56 <Bastardly_One> so, the eye surgery was successful by the way?
21:00 <Bastardly_One> so, the eye surgery was successful by the way?
21:00 <Sherm> yeah - the second time around
21:00 <Bastardly_One> good shit :D
21:00 <Sherm> i got a crystalising bacterial infection about 11 months after the first, so they re-did it 
21:04 <Sherm> yeah - the second time around
21:15 <Bastardly_One> good shit :D
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21:36 <Sherm> i got a crystalising bacterial infection about 11 months after the first, so they re-did it
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21:57 <Bastardly_One> ah ok
22:00 <Bastardly_One> ah ok 
22:00 <Sherm> all is good, still got glasses, but vision is still 1000 times better
22:00 <Bastardly_One> trying to think if I have anything interesting to tell you but nup
22:00 <Sherm> lol
22:00 <Bastardly_One> seems I have no life
22:03 <Sherm> all is good, still got glasses, but vision is still 1000 times better
22:21 <Bastardly_One> trying to think if I have anything interesting to tell you but nup
22:26 <Sherm> lol
22:35 <Bastardly_One> seems I have no life
22:49 <Sherm> lol
23:00 <Sherm> lol
23:00 <Sherm> you didnt have one when i knew ya either
23:00 <Sherm> :)
23:00 <fawks> looool
23:00 <Bastardly_One> exactly what I was thinking sadly 
23:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
23:04 <Sherm> you didnt have one when i knew ya either
23:05 <Sherm> :)
23:17 <fawks> looool
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23:44 <Bastardly_One> exactly what I was thinking sadly
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23:45 <Bastardly_One> lol
23:51 <Sherm> well my time here is done for tonight - think the gf is home
24:00 <Sherm> well my time here is done for tonight - think the gf is home
24:00 <Bastardly_One> later ... good to know you're alive, etc
24:00 <MrMark> burp
24:00 <Sherm> lol nope - just noisy neighbours going homew
24:05 <Bastardly_One> later ... good to know you're alive, etc
24:29 <MrMark> burp
24:44 <Sherm> lol nope - just noisy neighbours going homew
24:48 <Sherm> charming mark
25:00 <Sherm> charming mark 
25:00 <MrMark> thanx darl!
25:00 <Sherm> b1 - yeah - somethings cant be killed :D
25:00 <Sherm> darl? ummmmm
25:00 <Bastardly_One> he's the token drunk poof
25:00 <Bastardly_One> a syd import
25:00 <Sherm> ahhhhhhh
25:00 <MrMark> im not an import
25:07 <MrMark> thanx darl!
25:17 <Sherm> b1 - yeah - somethings cant be killed :D
25:22 <Sherm> darl? ummmmm
25:27 <Bastardly_One> he's the token drunk poof
25:32 <Bastardly_One> a syd import
25:33 <Sherm> ahhhhhhh
25:47 <MrMark> im not an import
25:48 <Bastardly_One> lol @ somethings can't be killed
26:00 <Bastardly_One> lol @ somethings can't be killed
26:00 <Bastardly_One> I remember some of the stupidity either you or I would instigate
26:00 <Sherm> hahahahahaha shhhhhhhh
26:00 <Bastardly_One> were you at the meet I cracked the shits with michy
26:00 <Sherm> ummmm maybe
26:00 <Bastardly_One> when she made everyone go to McDs?
26:00 <Bastardly_One> and I walked off?
26:00 <Sherm> hmmmmm
26:08 <Bastardly_One> I remember some of the stupidity either you or I would instigate
26:15 <Sherm> hahahahahaha shhhhhhhh
26:26 <Bastardly_One> were you at the meet I cracked the shits with michy
26:35 <Bastardly_One> when she made everyone go to McDs?
26:36 <Sherm> ummmm maybe
26:38 <Bastardly_One> and I walked off?
26:46 <Sherm> hmmmmm
27:00 <Bastardly_One> I just had a flashback
27:00 <Sherm> i dunno - i dont think there was ever a meet that went well for everyone
27:00 <Bastardly_One> to mute girl
27:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... true that 
27:00 <Sherm> hmm i seem to remember that name
27:00 <Bastardly_One> poor Rattlesnake ... wasn't the same after the B1 rage
27:02 <Bastardly_One> I just had a flashback
27:03 <Sherm> i dunno - i dont think there was ever a meet that went well for everyone
27:04 <Bastardly_One> to mute girl
27:19 <Bastardly_One> lol ... true that
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27:28 <Sherm> hmm i seem to remember that name
27:45 <Bastardly_One> poor Rattlesnake ... wasn't the same after the B1 rage
28:00 <Bastardly_One> mute girl was a little blonde thing that cat-dog was all over
28:00 <Sherm> haha i remeber him 
28:00 <Sherm> and cat-dog
28:00 <Bastardly_One> and turned out she wasn't mute in the end after all
28:00 <MrMark> trouser snake
28:00 <Sherm> ? i always wondered if that was true
28:01 <Bastardly_One> mute girl was a little blonde thing that cat-dog was all over
28:04 <Sherm> haha i remeber him
28:14 <Sherm> and cat-dog
28:15 <Bastardly_One> and turned out she wasn't mute in the end after all
28:19 <MrMark> trouser snake
28:35 <Sherm> ? i always wondered if that was true
28:48 <Bastardly_One> yeah turned out to be fake
29:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah turned out to be fake
29:00 <Sherm> ah well - it is the internet after all
29:00 <Bastardly_One> Mark still has the same job 
29:00 <Bastardly_One> at Foxtel
29:00 <Bastardly_One> can't believe it 
29:00 <Sherm> wow 
29:00 <Sherm> ive had........
29:15 <Sherm> ah well - it is the internet after all
29:24 <Bastardly_One> Mark still has the same job
29:29 <Bastardly_One> at Foxtel
29:34 <Bastardly_One> can't believe it
29:36 <Sherm> wow
29:41 <Sherm> ive had........
30:00 <Sherm> where was i working last - that you remeber
30:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... I can imagine you've had 2003930283294829 of them
30:00 <Bastardly_One> I have no idea 
30:00 <Sherm> fuck i can never spell remember
30:00 <Sherm> i think ive had 4-5 
30:00 <Sherm> depends - was i working at the golf coures?
30:06 <Sherm> where was i working last - that you remeber
30:11 <Bastardly_One> lol ... I can imagine you've had 2003930283294829 of them
30:15 <Bastardly_One> I have no idea
30:16 <Sherm> fuck i can never spell remember
30:24 <Sherm> i think ive had 4-5
30:37 <Sherm> depends - was i working at the golf coures?
30:48 <Bastardly_One> I had a nice breakdown in the mix so I forget stuff
30:54 <Sherm> ahh ouch
31:00 <Bastardly_One> I had a nice breakdown in the mix so I forget stuff
31:00 <Sherm> ahh ouch 
31:00 <Bastardly_One> I think you might not of been working at all 
31:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... I just remembered when we met
31:00 <Bastardly_One> and I fell asleep
31:00 <Bastardly_One> and woke up still in the convo
31:05 <Bastardly_One> I think you might not of been working at all
31:28 <Bastardly_One> lol ... I just remembered when we met
31:35 <Bastardly_One> and I fell asleep
31:46 <Bastardly_One> and woke up still in the convo
31:52 <Sherm> golfcourse, cafe, aluminium factory, insulated panel maker, blind and curtain maker, now working in and office/sales
32:00 <Sherm> golfcourse, cafe, aluminium factory, insulated panel maker, blind and curtain maker, now working in and office/sales
32:00 <Sherm> lol i do remeber that 
32:03 <Sherm> lol i do remeber that
33:00 <Bastardly_One> don't think you were at the meet chelle choked me 
33:00 <Bastardly_One> that was funny
33:00 <slinky_J> singer stacker omigosh
33:00 <Sherm> hmmmm nope
33:00 <Bastardly_One> here's a name from the past
33:00 <Bastardly_One> stapler girl
33:00 <slinky_J> someone crawl into my connection and kick the hobbit out thats bumming my flow
33:03 <Bastardly_One> don't think you were at the meet chelle choked me
33:08 <Bastardly_One> that was funny
33:11 <slinky_J> singer stacker omigosh
33:13 <Sherm> hmmmm nope
33:35 <Bastardly_One> here's a name from the past
33:45 <Bastardly_One> stapler girl
33:46 <slinky_J> someone crawl into my connection and kick the hobbit out thats bumming my flow
33:48 <slinky_J> :(
33:51 <Bastardly_One> wonder whatever happened to her
33:59 <slinky_J> here's a smell from my arse
34:00 <slinky_J> :(
34:00 <Bastardly_One> wonder whatever happened to her
34:00 <slinky_J> here's a smell from my arse
34:00 <Bastardly_One> J, stop talking then :D
34:00 <slinky_J> naw
34:19 <Bastardly_One> J, stop talking then :D
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34:39 <slinky_J> naw
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34:55 <Bastardly_One> you didnt get it did ya?
35:00 <Bastardly_One> you didnt get it did ya?
35:00 <slinky_J> wan
35:00 <Sherm> hmmmm stapler sounds familiar
35:00 <Bastardly_One> if ya close ya mouth there'll be no smell ... 
35:04 <slinky_J> wan
35:16 <Sherm> hmmmm stapler sounds familiar
35:23 <Bastardly_One> if ya close ya mouth there'll be no smell ...
35:58 <beagle> http://www.ebay.com.au/itm/360356861640
36:00 <Bastardly_One> this is a bit weird 
36:00 <Bastardly_One> I've often wondered what happened to you as such 
36:00 <Sherm> the other 2 i can think of - one was a mica at crown and the other had massive cans - she turned up at my old old house with another girl one night cose they got bored - and turned a 30 min drive into 2 and a half hours cos they got lost
36:00 <Bastardly_One> but today I was remembering some stupidity in the city and having a good laugh
36:01 <Bastardly_One> this is a bit weird
36:18 <British^Meat> ok
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36:26 <Bastardly_One> I've often wondered what happened to you as such
36:40 <Sherm> the other 2 i can think of - one was a mica at crown and the other had massive cans - she turned up at my old old house with another girl one night cose they got bored - and turned a 30 min drive into 2 and a half hours cos they got lost
36:47 <Bastardly_One> but today I was remembering some stupidity in the city and having a good laugh
36:57 <Sherm> hahaha yeah good times
37:00 <Sherm> hahaha yeah good times
37:00 <Bastardly_One> massive tittehs eh?
37:00 <Sherm> yeah - was going out with abadon 
37:00 <Sherm> jess!
37:00 <Bastardly_One> was it the 2 wayno tried to molest at a SlowPedo party?
37:06 Quit: ness ([email protected]) Quit:
37:26 <Bastardly_One> massive tittehs eh?
37:37 <Sherm> yeah - was going out with abadon
37:45 <Sherm> jess!
37:45 <Bastardly_One> was it the 2 wayno tried to molest at a SlowPedo party?
37:53 <Bastardly_One> I mean SlowMover
38:00 <Bastardly_One> I mean SlowMover
38:00 <Sherm> lol more that likey
38:00 <Sherm> than*
38:00 <Bastardly_One> oh jess ... #melbourne's channel bike
38:00 <Bastardly_One> ask around ... a lot of people don't like that woman
38:01 <Sherm> lol more that likey
38:05 <Sherm> than*
38:20 <Bastardly_One> oh jess ... #melbourne's channel bike
38:35 <Bastardly_One> ask around ... a lot of people don't like that woman
39:00 <slinky_J> ew
39:00 <Bastardly_One> were you at that party uni found those pics?
39:00 <slinky_J> she ugly
39:00 <Sherm> lol yeah well i never got a ride
39:00 <Sherm> :)
39:06 <slinky_J> ew
39:11 <Bastardly_One> were you at that party uni found those pics?
39:12 <slinky_J> she ugly
39:43 <Sherm> lol yeah well i never got a ride
39:44 <Sherm> :)
40:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
40:00 <Bastardly_One> I was old even back then 
40:14 <Bastardly_One> lol
40:19 <Bastardly_One> I was old even back then
41:00 <Bastardly_One> brb
41:00 <Bastardly_One> coughing fit
41:06 <Bastardly_One> brb
41:09 <Bastardly_One> coughing fit
41:35 Quit: mrdanger ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
42:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm gonna see if Mark is around too 
42:00 <Bastardly_One> give me a sec ... for air 
42:01 <Bastardly_One> I'm gonna see if Mark is around too
42:13 <Bastardly_One> give me a sec ... for air
45:00 <slinky_J> oh man water
45:00 <slinky_J> so dayum hydrating
45:11 <slinky_J> oh man water
45:17 <slinky_J> so dayum hydrating
45:50 <Bastardly_One> that's what I did
45:51 <Bastardly_One> back
46:00 <Bastardly_One> that's what I did 
46:00 <Bastardly_One> back 
47:00 <Bastardly_One> now I think Stapler Girl was going out with Abaddon for a bit 
47:30 <Bastardly_One> now I think Stapler Girl was going out with Abaddon for a bit
49:00 <Bastardly_One> quiet night
49:16 <Bastardly_One> quiet night
51:00 <Sherm> brb
51:03 <Sherm> brb
52:00 <Sherm> sorry man gf just got home 
52:28 <Sherm> sorry man gf just got home
53:00 <Sherm> [22:36] <Bastardly_One> were you at that party uni found those pics? - which pics?
53:00 <Bastardly_One> the pics of most if not all girls of the channel in various states of undress
53:04 <Sherm> [22:36] <Bastardly_One> were you at that party uni found those pics? - which pics?
53:47 <Bastardly_One> the pics of most if not all girls of the channel in various states of undress
54:00 <Bastardly_One> she found them accidently on his computer and came and told me and Mark
54:00 <Bastardly_One> then all that pedo shit turned back on to me if you remember
54:10 <Bastardly_One> she found them accidently on his computer and came and told me and Mark
54:39 <Bastardly_One> then all that pedo shit turned back on to me if you remember
54:59 <Bastardly_One> and I ended up bailing from here from all the shit
55:00 <Bastardly_One> and I ended up bailing from here from all the shit 
55:00 <slinky_J> sweeet two movies to watch woo
55:16 <slinky_J> sweeet two movies to watch woo
58:50 <Bastardly_One> lotuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuus!
59:00 <Bastardly_One> lotuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuus!
59:00 <Bastardly_One> this song makes me sing ... 
59:04 <Bastardly_One> this song makes me sing ...
00:00 <Sherm> ahhh yeah i remember that - i wasnt there but i heard about it..... 
00:00 <Sherm> still undecided on that tho - if he got the pics via hidden camera then its on him, if the girls sent him those sorta pics, well thats on them 
00:05 <Sherm> ahhh yeah i remember that - i wasnt there but i heard about it.....
00:39 <Sherm> still undecided on that tho - if he got the pics via hidden camera then its on him, if the girls sent him those sorta pics, well thats on them
01:00 <Bastardly_One> good point that and I remember I was arguing with you and mark about it the next day 
01:00 <Bastardly_One> you two ended up crashing or something and I wasn't impressed
01:33 <Bastardly_One> good point that and I remember I was arguing with you and mark about it the next day
01:43 <Bastardly_One> you two ended up crashing or something and I wasn't impressed
01:52 <Bastardly_One> was that the weekend Longie was down too?
02:00 <Bastardly_One> was that the weekend Longie was down too?
02:00 <Sherm> yeah i think so - i always used to crash at his - the whole "no night driving" thing
02:19 <Sherm> yeah i think so - i always used to crash at his - the whole "no night driving" thing
03:00 <Bastardly_One> I just have this memory of being a bit angry about it ... and getting a lift off ash and I thought talking to Longie about it might of been mixed up with another time
03:00 <Bastardly_One> and Carl being disgusting
03:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
03:19 <Bastardly_One> I just have this memory of being a bit angry about it ... and getting a lift off ash and I thought talking to Longie about it might of been mixed up with another time
03:35 <Bastardly_One> and Carl being disgusting
03:36 <Bastardly_One> lol
03:49 <Sherm> lol when wasnt carl being disgusting
03:56 <slinky_J> i used to blow longie under his desk at work
04:00 <Sherm> lol when wasnt carl being disgusting
04:00 <slinky_J> i used to blow longie under his desk at work
04:00 <slinky_J> he never told his gf coz ima dude
04:00 <slinky_J> ;)
04:00 <Bastardly_One> I miss Carl actually despite some of our arguments
04:00 <Sherm> yeah - he was pretty funny
04:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah when wasn't Carl being off *l*
04:00 <Sherm> lol ewww slinky
04:00 <slinky_J> lmao
04:00 <Bastardly_One> remember when he first met us?
04:00 <Bastardly_One> and him and wayno pretended to be each other?
04:00 <Bastardly_One> cunts
04:00 <Sherm> hahah yeah 
04:01 <slinky_J> he never told his gf coz ima dude
04:04 <slinky_J> ;)
04:06 <Bastardly_One> I miss Carl actually despite some of our arguments
04:15 <Sherm> yeah - he was pretty funny
04:18 <Bastardly_One> yeah when wasn't Carl being off *l*
04:19 <Sherm> lol ewww slinky
04:28 <slinky_J> lmao
04:29 <Bastardly_One> remember when he first met us?
04:40 <Bastardly_One> and him and wayno pretended to be each other?
04:47 <Bastardly_One> cunts
04:47 <Sherm> hahah yeah
04:59 <Bastardly_One> that was the day everyone thought I was on acid
05:00 <Bastardly_One> that was the day everyone thought I was on acid
05:00 <Sherm> lol - how long has the word "cunt" been accepted in her?
05:00 <Bastardly_One> as at the skate park I couldn't stop laughing with that huge tall friend of mine
05:00 <Sherm> from memory - it weas one of the worst things to say in here
05:00 <Bastardly_One> that's the first time ever I've fallen over laughing
05:16 <Sherm> lol - how long has the word "cunt" been accepted in her?
05:23 <Bastardly_One> as at the skate park I couldn't stop laughing with that huge tall friend of mine
05:30 <Sherm> from memory - it weas one of the worst things to say in here
05:41 <Bastardly_One> that's the first time ever I've fallen over laughing
05:49 <Bastardly_One> didn't believe people really did it until that day
05:56 <Bastardly_One> and yeah I remember that
06:00 <Bastardly_One> didn't believe people really did it until that day
06:00 <Bastardly_One> and yeah I remember that 
06:00 <Sherm> i vaguely remember that 
06:00 <Bastardly_One> but cunt is how 3/4s need to be addressed now
06:00 <Sherm> haha
06:05 <Sherm> i vaguely remember that
06:08 <Bastardly_One> but cunt is how 3/4s need to be addressed now
06:19 <Sherm> haha
06:31 Join: Xamph ([email protected]) to #melbourne
06:51 <Sherm> xamph? does that name sound familiar to me?
07:00 <Xamph> probably
07:00 <Sherm> xamph? does that name sound familiar to me?
07:00 <Xamph> probably
07:00 <Bastardly_One> I was thinking that too 
07:00 <Sherm> were you in here about 7-8 years ago xamph
07:00 <Xamph> been in and out for around 15 years
07:00 <Xamph> yup
07:00 <Xamph> lol
07:00 <Sherm> :)
07:00 <Xamph> was I an irritating little prick?
07:00 <Bastardly_One> state your postcode!
07:00 <Sherm> i have nfi xmaph
07:03 <Bastardly_One> I was thinking that too
07:18 <Sherm> were you in here about 7-8 years ago xamph
07:18 <Xamph> been in and out for around 15 years
07:26 <Xamph> yup
07:27 <Xamph> lol
07:28 <Sherm> :)
07:36 <Xamph> was I an irritating little prick?
07:39 <Bastardly_One> state your postcode!
07:46 <Sherm> i have nfi xmaph
07:50 <Sherm> netz!
07:51 <Bastardly_One> probably everyone shitted me
07:53 <Bastardly_One> and still does
08:00 <Sherm> netz!
08:00 <Bastardly_One> probably everyone shitted me 
08:00 <Bastardly_One> and still does
08:00 <Sherm> and probalbly you shitted everyone :)
08:00 <Bastardly_One> I found Jamie on twitter
08:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
08:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah and I still do shit everyone
08:00 <Sherm> :)
08:00 <Bastardly_One> Jamie as in Netz
08:00 <Bastardly_One> not myself :P
08:00 <Sherm> yeah i figured thats what you meant
08:07 <Sherm> and probalbly you shitted everyone :)
08:09 <Bastardly_One> I found Jamie on twitter
08:10 <Bastardly_One> lol
08:17 <Bastardly_One> yeah and I still do shit everyone
08:19 <Sherm> :)
08:27 <Bastardly_One> Jamie as in Netz
08:30 <Bastardly_One> not myself :P
08:40 <Sherm> yeah i figured thats what you meant
08:57 <Bastardly_One> he still has the foot tickling thing
09:00 <Bastardly_One> he still has the foot tickling thing 
09:00 <Bastardly_One> his facebook has vids of it and shit 
09:00 <Sherm> that always creeped me out a little - never saw it in person - but in here was creepy enought
09:00 <Xamph> i dunno... i register my nick again, piss fart around for a few weeks... forget about IRC again... few months pass, rinse and repeat
09:08 <Bastardly_One> his facebook has vids of it and shit
09:21 <Sherm> that always creeped me out a little - never saw it in person - but in here was creepy enought
09:29 <Xamph> i dunno... i register my nick again, piss fart around for a few weeks... forget about IRC again... few months pass, rinse and repeat
10:00 <Sherm> lol xampg - i havent been here since................ 2008 i think
10:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah ... Netz and I kind of never got along
10:00 <Bastardly_One> but did at the same time 
10:10 <Sherm> lol xampg - i havent been here since................ 2008 i think
10:16 <Bastardly_One> yeah ... Netz and I kind of never got along
10:24 <Bastardly_One> but did at the same time
10:29 Join: [[x]] ([email protected]) to #melbourne
10:50 <Bastardly_One> I just had the weirdest flashback
10:59 <Bastardly_One> you flashing the old fella around
11:00 <Bastardly_One> I just had the weirdest flashback
11:00 <Bastardly_One> you flashing the old fella around
11:00 <Bastardly_One> fuckin' hell ... how do I remember this shit?
11:08 <Bastardly_One> fuckin' hell ... how do I remember this shit?
12:00 <Bastardly_One> did you come to the meet at Groove Train?
12:00 <Bastardly_One> I remember Mark and I got a couple of those in too because we fell in love with the place going to the movies once or some shit
12:00 <doctor> this channel has been copping a bit of nostalgia over the past few night
12:00 <Bastardly_One> doctor, I know right?
12:04 <Bastardly_One> did you come to the meet at Groove Train?
12:30 <Bastardly_One> I remember Mark and I got a couple of those in too because we fell in love with the place going to the movies once or some shit
12:30 <doctor> this channel has been copping a bit of nostalgia over the past few night
12:40 <Bastardly_One> doctor, I know right?
12:54 <Bastardly_One> weird week ... I should think of more people
13:00 <Bastardly_One> weird week ... I should think of more people
13:00 <Bastardly_One> they might show up too
13:00 <Bastardly_One> Sherm used to be the life of the party so to speak 
13:05 <Bastardly_One> they might show up too
13:30 <Bastardly_One> Sherm used to be the life of the party so to speak
13:58 <xm> i haven't been on here for a week. wow. so many new nicks
14:00 <xm> i haven't been on here for a week. wow. so many new nicks
14:00 <Bastardly_One> hey xm
14:00 <xm> i see some familiar nicks
14:00 <Xamph> lol
14:00 <xm> Bastardly_One, is that the same Bastardly_One from last week?
14:00 <doctor> i'm guessing it to be similar to those tv series where everyone who once starred in the show, all got together at the end for one big finally
14:00 <Bastardly_One> meet Sherm ... if you haven't
14:00 <xm> shit hey
14:00 <xm> you're still around you old codger
14:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh it's the other B1
14:13 <Bastardly_One> hey xm
14:21 <xm> i see some familiar nicks
14:21 <Xamph> lol
14:30 <xm> Bastardly_One, is that the same Bastardly_One from last week?
14:33 <doctor> i'm guessing it to be similar to those tv series where everyone who once starred in the show, all got together at the end for one big finally
14:34 <Bastardly_One> meet Sherm ... if you haven't
14:36 <xm> shit hey
14:39 <xm> you're still around you old codger
14:41 <Bastardly_One> nuh it's the other B1
14:49 <Bastardly_One> that B1 is asleep
14:59 <xm> oi doctor have you finished your medical degree yet
15:00 <Bastardly_One> that B1 is asleep
15:00 <xm> oi doctor have you finished your medical degree yet
15:00 <xm> about time
15:00 <doctor> I tried, I really did
15:00 <Bastardly_One> *finale
15:00 <Bastardly_One> but we get the idea doctor
15:00 <doctor> yeah thats it
15:00 <xm> oh i see beagle is unbanned now
15:01 <xm> about time
15:14 <doctor> I tried, I really did
15:17 <Bastardly_One> *finale
15:23 <Bastardly_One> but we get the idea doctor
15:31 <doctor> yeah thats it
15:41 <xm> oh i see beagle is unbanned now
15:55 <Bastardly_One> has been for a while
15:56 <xm> whatever happened to Pieter? did that shape shifting reptilian grow back his foot?
16:00 <Bastardly_One> has been for a while
16:00 <xm> whatever happened to Pieter? did that shape shifting reptilian grow back his foot?
16:00 <Bastardly_One> you haven't been gone that long
16:03 <Bastardly_One> you haven't been gone that long
17:00 <xm> 7 days is a long time away from IRC
17:00 <Bastardly_One> I must say I'm  glad Excessive has been banned
17:00 <xm> even Mew's and Serenity's kids have beards now
17:00 <Bastardly_One> he was getting creepy with certain things
17:04 <xm> 7 days is a long time away from IRC
17:12 <Bastardly_One> I must say I'm glad Excessive has been banned
17:25 <xm> even Mew's and Serenity's kids have beards now
17:36 <Bastardly_One> he was getting creepy with certain things
17:50 <xm> it was too boring to follow
17:55 <xm> i still don't get it
17:58 <Bastardly_One> lol @ too boring to follow
17:59 <xm> didn't bother to follow
18:00 <xm> it was too boring to follow
18:00 <xm> i still don't get it
18:00 <Bastardly_One> lol @ too boring to follow
18:00 <xm> didn't bother to follow
18:00 <Bastardly_One> me either and never do 
18:00 <xm> there is probably nothing much to it
18:00 <Bastardly_One> I stopped following about 18mths ago tbh
18:00 <Bastardly_One> he kind of just followed me in here 
18:00 <xm> 'can i keep it?'
18:08 <Bastardly_One> me either and never do
18:12 <xm> there is probably nothing much to it
18:20 <Bastardly_One> I stopped following about 18mths ago tbh
18:27 <Bastardly_One> he kind of just followed me in here
18:40 <xm> 'can i keep it?'
18:48 <doctor> he was always drunk, probably why
18:59 <Bastardly_One> Excessive?
19:00 <doctor> he was always drunk, probably why
19:00 <Bastardly_One> Excessive?
19:00 <xm> has slope come out yet
19:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh man ... and not a big choofer either
19:00 <xm> 7 days is a ing time
19:00 <doctor> became extremely melodramatic
19:00 <xm> long*
19:00 <Mew> I actually drew a beard and angry eyebrows on rory this morning
19:00 <doctor> yeah excessive
19:00 <Bastardly_One> he's just got schitzoprhenia
19:00 <Mew> how weird
19:00 <xm> Mew,  we have had a few synchronicities before. it's strange
19:04 <xm> has slope come out yet
19:08 <Bastardly_One> nuh man ... and not a big choofer either
19:10 <xm> 7 days is a ing time
19:14 <doctor> became extremely melodramatic
19:15 <xm> long*
19:17 <Mew> I actually drew a beard and angry eyebrows on rory this morning
19:20 <doctor> yeah excessive
19:24 <Bastardly_One> he's just got schitzoprhenia
19:25 <Mew> how weird
19:44 <xm> Mew, we have had a few synchronicities before. it's strange
19:48 <Bastardly_One> Mew, one of those days ... things are in synch
19:53 <doctor> before his alcohol binges though he held his wits
19:53 <faux> Schitz
19:56 <xm> like when i saw dr pepper icy poles to s&v chips
20:00 <Bastardly_One> Mew, one of those days ... things are in synch
20:00 <doctor> before his alcohol binges though he held his wits
20:00 <faux> Schitz
20:00 <xm> like when i saw dr pepper icy poles to s&v chips
20:00 <xm> i opened up a bag as you mentioned s&v
20:00 <Bastardly_One> I was thinking about ShadowLurker today and he shows up
20:00 <Mew> oh yeah wtf
20:00 <Bastardly_One> and he's not been here since 2008
20:00 <Bastardly_One> I mean Sherm
20:00 <Bastardly_One> fucking tab
20:00 <Mew> on da same wave m8
20:00 <xm> we are the trolling twins of destiny
20:05 <xm> i opened up a bag as you mentioned s&v
20:07 <Bastardly_One> I was thinking about ShadowLurker today and he shows up
20:08 <Mew> oh yeah wtf
20:15 <Bastardly_One> and he's not been here since 2008
20:22 <Bastardly_One> I mean Sherm
20:24 <Bastardly_One> fucking tab
20:27 <Mew> on da same wave m8
20:47 <xm> we are the trolling twins of destiny
21:00 <Sherm> ok so im back again 
21:00 <Sherm> re meets at g/t yeah i went to a fewq
21:23 <Sherm> ok so im back again
21:37 <Sherm> re meets at g/t yeah i went to a fewq
22:00 <Bastardly_One> did you go to the one I went sick at Stan?
22:00 <Sherm> and im off again - will be back sooner that 7 years this time
22:00 <Sherm> nah i wasnt 
22:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah do it ... 
22:00 <Bastardly_One> take it easy, was good to see ya 
22:00 <Sherm> for sure m,an, good to hear ur still kicking
22:03 <Bastardly_One> did you go to the one I went sick at Stan?
22:08 <Sherm> and im off again - will be back sooner that 7 years this time
22:13 <Sherm> nah i wasnt
22:21 <Bastardly_One> yeah do it ...
22:28 <Bastardly_One> take it easy, was good to see ya
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22:39 <Sherm> for sure m,an, good to hear ur still kicking
22:46 Quit: Sherm ([email protected]) Quit:
22:57 <Bastardly_One> that was weird ... but good
23:00 <Bastardly_One> that was weird ... but good 
23:00 <Bastardly_One> he's someone I always wanted to know how he's been 
23:08 <Bastardly_One> he's someone I always wanted to know how he's been
24:00 <Bastardly_One> what the fuck? apparently there's more snow tonight?
24:25 <Bastardly_One> what the fuck? apparently there's more snow tonight?
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27:00 <Bastardly_One> hi Excessive whoever you are 
27:02 <Bastardly_One> hi Excessive whoever you are
30:00 <doctor> does it normally snow over there?
30:12 <doctor> does it normally snow over there?
31:00 <Bastardly_One> not at all 
31:00 <Bastardly_One> we get sleet about once a year
31:40 <Bastardly_One> not at all
31:47 <Bastardly_One> we get sleet about once a year
31:52 <Bastardly_One> and it was real snow too
31:57 <Bastardly_One> I'll show ya a pic in a min
32:00 <Bastardly_One> and it was real snow too 
32:00 <Bastardly_One> I'll show ya a pic in a min 
32:00 <Bastardly_One> shit pic though
32:03 <Bastardly_One> shit pic though
32:47 Part: frayedknot ([email protected]) from #melbourne (Leaving)
32:52 <Bastardly_One> https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xap1/t1.0-9/10501588_10152586996908104_222283608081882450_n.jpg
33:00 <Bastardly_One> https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xap1/t1.0-9/10501588_10152586996908104_222283608081882450_n.jpg
34:00 <Bastardly_One> how crap is my clotheline?
34:00 <Bastardly_One> https://scontent-a-lax.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xap1/t1.0-9/p403x403/10538078_10152586997748104_8947931767548723936_n.jpg
34:31 <Bastardly_One> how crap is my clotheline?
34:32 <Bastardly_One> https://scontent-a-lax.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xap1/t1.0-9/p403x403/10538078_10152586997748104_8947931767548723936_n.jpg
37:00 <doctor> ive never seen snow
37:00 <doctor> ive never seen snow
37:00 <slinky_J> i like urinating
37:00 <slinky_J> and eating
37:00 <slinky_J> which do i do first
37:00 <[[x]]> aw, thought you mean 'snow' as in covered 
37:25 <slinky_J> i like urinating
37:26 <slinky_J> and eating
37:32 <slinky_J> which do i do first
37:35 <[[x]]> aw, thought you mean 'snow' as in covered
38:00 <[[x]]> is that melbourne /ish ? 
38:00 <Bastardly_One> it was covered for ages
38:00 <Bastardly_One> and Ballarat
38:01 <[[x]]> is that melbourne /ish ?
38:33 <Bastardly_One> it was covered for ages
38:38 <Bastardly_One> and Ballarat
39:00 <[[x]]> never been in snow. 
39:00 <Bastardly_One> it's cool unless you have to live in it 
39:00 <Bastardly_One> I did a bit of a Canadian winter
39:00 <Bastardly_One> real snow is actually a pain in the arse
39:00 <[[x]]> just think of the overclocking :) 
39:06 <[[x]]> never been in snow.
39:19 <Bastardly_One> it's cool unless you have to live in it
39:28 <Bastardly_One> I did a bit of a Canadian winter
39:38 <Bastardly_One> real snow is actually a pain in the arse
39:39 <[[x]]> just think of the overclocking :)
39:50 <[[x]]> but yeah to get around i can see it being a bitch
40:00 <[[x]]> but yeah to get around i can see it being a bitch 
40:00 <[[x]]> people on the roads lose their minds in the wet let alone snow. 
40:00 <Bastardly_One> actually I think the entire city stopped and took pics for half an hour
40:14 <[[x]]> people on the roads lose their minds in the wet let alone snow.
40:34 <Bastardly_One> actually I think the entire city stopped and took pics for half an hour
40:53 <[[x]]> would have been cool
41:00 <[[x]]> would have been cool 
41:00 <Bastardly_One> half of my street was out taking pics ... I live on one of the major roads of the city 
41:00 <Bastardly_One> and I've seen a few pics on FB 
41:02 <Bastardly_One> half of my street was out taking pics ... I live on one of the major roads of the city
41:17 <Bastardly_One> and I've seen a few pics on FB
41:54 <Bastardly_One> was something interesting to happen in this hole for once
42:00 <Bastardly_One> was something interesting to happen in this hole for once
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45:00 <[[x]]> nothing ever happens here. 
45:00 <[[x]]> nothing good anyway lol 
45:00 <[[x]]> brisbane is the most boring city in aus just about
45:00 <Bastardly_One> Brisbane huh?
45:11 <[[x]]> nothing ever happens here.
45:14 <[[x]]> nothing good anyway lol
45:24 <[[x]]> brisbane is the most boring city in aus just about
45:46 <Bastardly_One> Brisbane huh?
45:55 <[[x]]> yeah i'm on the sth side
46:00 <[[x]]> yeah i'm on the sth side
46:00 <Bastardly_One> sucks to be you
46:00 <[[x]]> yep
46:00 <[[x]]> at least on the north side there is water 
46:00 <Bastardly_One> I lived down the road on the Gold Coast for a while
46:00 <[[x]]> can go jetski etc. 
46:00 <Bastardly_One> something about Qld ... different world
46:00 <[[x]]> never been a fan of the goldy or even the sunshine coast. 
46:01 <Bastardly_One> sucks to be you
46:05 <[[x]]> yep
46:14 <[[x]]> at least on the north side there is water
46:16 <Bastardly_One> I lived down the road on the Gold Coast for a while
46:23 <[[x]]> can go jetski etc.
46:29 <Bastardly_One> something about Qld ... different world
46:42 <[[x]]> never been a fan of the goldy or even the sunshine coast.
46:49 <[[x]]> it's just crime central
47:00 <[[x]]> it's just crime central
47:00 <Bastardly_One> no shit 
47:00 <Bastardly_One> but I had it pretty sweet 
47:00 <[[x]]> yeah some luxury shit there
47:00 <Bastardly_One> yay for connections in the green trade you're kind of talking about
47:03 <Bastardly_One> no shit
47:21 <Bastardly_One> but I had it pretty sweet
47:35 <[[x]]> yeah some luxury shit there
47:44 <Bastardly_One> yay for connections in the green trade you're kind of talking about
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48:00 <Bastardly_One> so yeah I had the "good life" for a tiny bit 
48:00 <Bastardly_One> NightOwl
48:00 <[[x]]> that side of things isn't bad. it's the mugging / general violence there that is such a pain
48:00 <NightOwl1> BeeWon.
48:00 <Bastardly_One> NHB will be dead for ages by the way NightOwl
48:00 <NightOwl1> Whys that?
48:08 <Bastardly_One> so yeah I had the "good life" for a tiny bit
48:15 <Bastardly_One> NightOwl
48:22 <[[x]]> that side of things isn't bad. it's the mugging / general violence there that is such a pain
48:25 <NightOwl1> BeeWon.
48:35 <Bastardly_One> NHB will be dead for ages by the way NightOwl
48:47 <NightOwl1> Whys that?
48:58 <Bastardly_One> the Chamber is happening again ... to the point I've got an event happening soon
49:00 <Bastardly_One> the Chamber is happening again ... to the point I've got an event happening soon
49:00 <NightOwl1> Ah I see, very good. That said, it's been dead for ages anyway.
49:28 <NightOwl1> Ah I see, very good. That said, it's been dead for ages anyway.
49:50 <Bastardly_One> heh
49:54 <Bastardly_One> yeah I know
49:59 <Bastardly_One> we got fucking snow today man
50:00 <Bastardly_One> heh 
50:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I know 
50:00 <Bastardly_One> we got fucking snow today man 
50:00 <Bastardly_One> I keep raving about it because it's not normal
50:00 <NightOwl1> Really? It's cold here but not snow cold.
50:17 <Bastardly_One> I keep raving about it because it's not normal
50:26 <NightOwl1> Really? It's cold here but not snow cold.
50:51 <Bastardly_One> but back to the other side for a sec
51:00 <Bastardly_One> but back to the other side for a sec
51:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah the division between the kinksters and others is happening again 
51:00 <Bastardly_One> sadly 
51:00 <NightOwl1> It's like west side story, but with nipple clamps
51:11 <Bastardly_One> yeah the division between the kinksters and others is happening again
51:13 <Bastardly_One> sadly
51:41 <NightOwl1> It's like west side story, but with nipple clamps
52:00 <Bastardly_One> lol 
52:00 <Bastardly_One> well said
52:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm looking forward to this circus idea
52:08 <Bastardly_One> lol
52:10 <Bastardly_One> well said
52:36 <Bastardly_One> I'm looking forward to this circus idea
52:54 <Bastardly_One> a dark carnivale with performances
53:00 <Bastardly_One> a dark carnivale with performances
53:00 <Bastardly_One> you know christina?
53:00 <NightOwl1> No
53:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm doing a suspension thing with her ... like a trapaise thing
53:00 <Bastardly_One> and a Ring Master as well 
53:00 <Bastardly_One> I hate doing shit in public except being rude
53:02 <Bastardly_One> you know christina?
53:08 <NightOwl1> No
53:18 <Bastardly_One> I'm doing a suspension thing with her ... like a trapaise thing
53:29 <Bastardly_One> and a Ring Master as well
53:43 <Bastardly_One> I hate doing shit in public except being rude
54:00 <Bastardly_One> but I organised it so don't really have a choice
54:00 <Bastardly_One> but I organised it so don't really have a choice
54:00 <NightOwl1> Who's doing the sword swallowing, they'll be popular.
54:00 <Bastardly_One> hey, I dunno if anyone is 
54:00 <Bastardly_One> we have a knife thrower
54:04 <NightOwl1> Who's doing the sword swallowing, they'll be popular.
54:33 <Bastardly_One> hey, I dunno if anyone is
54:39 <Bastardly_One> we have a knife thrower
54:53 <Bastardly_One> who wants to use me as a victim
55:00 <Bastardly_One> who wants to use me as a victim
55:00 <Bastardly_One> we even have ponies
55:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
55:00 <NightOwl1> Riiiight LOL
55:00 <Bastardly_One> we do!
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55:17 <Bastardly_One> we even have ponies
55:18 <Bastardly_One> lol
55:37 <NightOwl1> Riiiight LOL
55:47 <Bastardly_One> we do!
55:53 <Bastardly_One> silver is one of them
56:00 <Bastardly_One> silver is one of them
56:00 <Bastardly_One> and Crossroad is on a rage about it 
56:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
56:01 <Bastardly_One> and Crossroad is on a rage about it
56:02 <Bastardly_One> lol
56:53 <Bastardly_One> this is it anyway
56:54 <Bastardly_One> http://www.the-pork.com/Topic1007357-41-1.aspx
57:00 <Bastardly_One> this is it anyway 
57:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.the-pork.com/Topic1007357-41-1.aspx
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59:47 <Bastardly_One> what trouble have I got into now?
59:58 <Bastardly_One> oh well, keeps me occupied?
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