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02:00 <beehhh> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Internet_addiction_disorder
02:00 <Serenity> mew smells like bum crack
04:00 <slinky_J> omigosh there's a Before Midnight
04:00 <slinky_J> wtf
04:00 <slinky_J> i has Before Sunset and Before Sunrise on dvd
04:00 <slinky_J> <3 before sunset wotta classic
04:00 <slinky_J> sunrise i mean
06:00 <Mew> https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=kwb9-OlQimc
06:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Culture Club - I'll Tumble 4 Ya (Jun 2, 2009) - Category: Music - 1,445,716 - 4,816 likes (97.3%), 134 dislikes (2.7%)
06:00 <^pilot^> sarahhhhhhhhhh
06:00 <^pilot^> do you think my landcruiser would be overkill with these ?
07:00 <^pilot^> and these
07:00 <beehhh> im getting the x360 vote yes if you like me buyin it
07:00 <Mew> oh yeah I forgot you can see Facebook LOL
08:00 <milk> seecletts
08:00 <jackjill> `seen carla
08:00 <milk> you having racy thoughts?
08:00 <Mew> I drifted on the wood floors running to get a babywipe 
09:00 <milk> no, me inject with airfix glue, you habe racey thoughts!
09:00 <slinky_J> One of the worst movies I have ever watched. We turned it off after 20 min... I cant believe it has an IMDB rating of 8.3. Ethan hawlk just talked shit the whole movie whit these big in depth conversations that had nothing to do with the plot or the movie. 
09:00 <slinky_J> I would rather fist myself than watch another min of it. 
09:00 <slinky_J> don't bother wasting 109 min of your life watching this crap.
09:00 <slinky_J> And if you thought it was a good movie your a dickhead
09:00 <slinky_J> ^^^rage
09:00 <beehhh> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h45uTBGftkQ
10:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Xperia™ Z Ultra - Big Screen, Big Entertainment (Date not found) - Category: Science & Technology - 2,066,793 - 7,098 likes (96.9%), 224 dislikes (3.1%)
13:00 <Serenity> oh
13:00 <beehhh> http://www.sony.com.au/IT-Personal-Computer/range/VAIO-Pro/561837
13:00 <Serenity> yes marko
13:00 <Serenity> its over kill
14:00 <Serenity> mew i would sew him ass cheeks shut
17:00 <British^Meat> Super Marko Kart 8
17:00 <beehhh> im gonna get sony adding 100rinnight on top of i5
17:00 <Serenity> any good?
19:00 <Mew> 8?!
20:00 <Mew> oh 
21:00 <Bastardly_One> yes oh
21:00 <Bastardly_One> I had to read it twice too
21:00 <beehhh> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JdEi8yjzVps
21:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Sony VAIO Pro 11 (Date not found) - Category: Howto & Style - 15,891 - 57 likes (98.3%), 1 dislikes (1.7%)
21:00 <Serenity> what
22:00 <Mew> the marko kart
22:00 <Serenity> i see
22:00 <Mew> I woz skim readin bruvva
22:00 <slinky_J> only one episode of dexter! nooo
22:00 <Bastardly_One> we three clearly didn't
22:00 <Bastardly_One> lo
22:00 <Bastardly_One> l
22:00 <Bastardly_One> or something
23:00 <Serenity> ive no idea whats going on
23:00 <Bastardly_One> probably best
23:00 <Mew> youll go oh when you do
23:00 <Mew> ohhh
23:00 <Bastardly_One> who is beehhh talking to?
23:00 <beehhh> damn this is good shit
23:00 <Bastardly_One> shut up
23:00 <beehhh> b1 lend me some cash
23:00 <Bastardly_One> we dont care
23:00 <Bastardly_One> no
23:00 <Serenity> super mario kart 8
24:00 <beehhh> i need to get that one off
24:00 <Bastardly_One> ask you're mate beagle
24:00 <beehhh> sony carbon 11inch
24:00 <Bastardly_One> Serenity, read it again 
24:00 <beehhh> beagles broke until next forthnite
24:00 <Serenity> OH
24:00 <Serenity> LOL
24:00 <Serenity> wtf
24:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah exactly
24:00 <Bastardly_One> see?
24:00 <beehhh> hes saving up for drining with wyne
24:00 <Serenity> i read that fucking 10 times
24:00 <Bastardly_One> hahahahaha
25:00 <Bastardly_One> took me a second read I must admit
25:00 <Mew> I SAID YOUD SAY OH
25:00 <Mew> HA
25:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... you did too
25:00 <Serenity> rofl
25:00 <Serenity> how funny
26:00 <Bastardly_One> about his car mods
26:00 <Bastardly_One> it's really good for British^Meat
26:00 <Bastardly_One> how shit is his humour usually?
26:00 <Bastardly_One> British^Meat
26:00 <Bastardly_One> by the way 
27:00 <Bastardly_One> that was heaps of fun last night with you and simba on GTA
27:00 <Serenity> do you want to touch their bummies now
27:00 <Bastardly_One> nope
27:00 <Bastardly_One> but we all just went on a slaughter of each other
27:00 <Mew> britishmeat is one of the people i actually laugh out loud out
27:00 <Bastardly_One> was some fun kills
27:00 <Serenity> British^Meat is hilair
28:00 <Bastardly_One> god
28:00 <Bastardly_One> look at the mood I've been in tonight
28:00 <Bastardly_One> I wasn't serious about him not being funny when he wants to be 
28:00 <Mew> at* 
28:00 <Mew> oh I thought u were srs lol
28:00 <Mew> fuck im slow
29:00 <Bastardly_One> you were kind of meant to 
29:00 <Bastardly_One> ask her *points* at Serenity
29:00 <Bastardly_One> I've been a tad mouthy all night
29:00 <Serenity> i have absolutely no idea what you're going on about
29:00 <Bastardly_One> but I'm not serious 
29:00 <Serenity> stop making people think we have a 'thing' going on
29:00 <Bastardly_One> me being mouthy
29:00 <Bastardly_One> we don't
29:00 <Mew> hi Serenity
29:00 <ShadowLurker> LOL
29:00 <Serenity> hi mew
30:00 <Bastardly_One> surely you sure me talking shit for hours ... every poor cunt did 
30:00 <Serenity> hows your bum lip
30:00 <Mew> sour
30:00 <Serenity> lol
30:00 <Mew> tangy
30:00 <Mew> erotic
30:00 <Serenity> id kill him to death
31:00 <Mew> I thought id be angry but it was pretty funny lol
33:00 <Serenity> the milky bar kid is strong and toughh
33:00 <Saemon> eh
33:00 <Saemon> the milky bar kid is way too aryan for my liking
33:00 <Saemon> he looks like a mascot for the hitler youth
34:00 <Serenity> .
34:00 <Bastardly_One> shut up
34:00 <Mew> whats your liking sae?
34:00 <Saemon> wrestling, true blood, game of thrones
34:00 <Saemon> those 3 things are why i live.
34:00 <Serenity> you should probably stop living
34:00 <Bastardly_One> I pray for all three to be cancelled then
35:00 <Mew> ah such a simple man
35:00 <Saemon> i do see that my life has no meaning
35:00 <Saemon> but im just once individual amongst billions in this world
36:00 <Saemon> why should i be significant and have meaning?
36:00 <Serenity> lol adams eating an apple and it smells exactly like my washing powder. so either.. the washing powder smells like real apples.. or the apple smells like real washing powder
36:00 <Saemon> im just another face in the crowd, so im content.
37:00 <Saemon> hrm doesnt surf washing powder has like apple scent or something
37:00 <Saemon> its probably that
37:00 <Serenity> pity i dont use surf
37:00 <Saemon> wat do u use? cold power?
38:00 <Bastardly_One> one that smells like apples
38:00 <Bastardly_One> duh
38:00 <Serenity> http://homeheaven.com.au/sites/default/files/styles/heaven_medium_square/public/products/fab-gold-obsession-powder.jpg?itok=php8oYb-
38:00 <Serenity> http://homeheaven.com.au/sites/default/files/styles/heaven_medium_square/public/products/fab-Temptations-Gold-Obsession-Laundry-Liquid.jpg?itok=XPTZe3Hm
42:00 <Saemon> wow what is gold obession
42:00 <Saemon> does it have flecks of gold in it or something?
43:00 <Saemon> ive heard of cakes having flecks of gold in them
43:00 <Saemon> that ppl eat
43:00 <slinky_J> WELL Serenity I GUESS IT'S TIME I SHOWER
43:00 <Saemon> haha slinks
43:00 <slinky_J> FUCK YOU jackjill!
43:00 <slinky_J> lol
44:00 <Serenity> do you even know what you're laughing at Saemon
44:00 <Serenity> or..
45:00 <Bastardly_One> or 
45:00 <Bastardly_One> he is painful tonight
45:00 <Bastardly_One> the amount of trying is painful
47:00 <ProgressiveHouseOfAIDS> sometimes i pull out my phone line from the modem to release the pain
47:00 <ProgressiveHouseOfAIDS> it's a cry for help
48:00 <ProgressiveHouseOfAIDS> ping timeout 121 baby
48:00 <Mew> the 212 baby
50:00 <Mew> http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=z7ob7DQ-vq8
50:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Azealia Banks - 212 ft. Lazy Jay (Bipper Remix) (Date not found) - Category: Music - 1,582,316 - 5,125 likes (89.2%), 619 dislikes (10.8%)
54:00 <Saemon> im just laughing at what slinks said
54:00 <Saemon> he said he needs a shower
54:00 <Bastardly_One> "slinks"
54:00 <Saemon> he probably smells then, and i find that funny
54:00 <Bastardly_One> like you're new best m8s
55:00 <Bastardly_One> shut
55:00 <Bastardly_One> up
55:00 <ProgressiveHouseOfAIDS> me and slinks go way back. way back to when he wasnt legal for ink
55:00 <Saemon> and what if we are? wats the problem here b1?
55:00 <Saemon> are you jelous?
55:00 <Bastardly_One> you honestly have no idea how embarrassing you are 
56:00 <Saemon> answer the question.
56:00 <Bastardly_One> I just did 
56:00 <Saemon> and what if we are? wats the problem here b1?
56:00 <Saemon> are you jelous?
56:00 <Bastardly_One> only you're too stupid to realise that 
56:00 <ProgressiveHouseOfAIDS> me and Saemon go way back. way back to when he was too young to realise what a fib was but said them anyway
56:00 <Bastardly_One> of what?
56:00 <Saemon> address those 2 lines.
56:00 <Saemon> jelous of my mateship with slinks
56:00 <Bastardly_One> rofl
56:00 <ProgressiveHouseOfAIDS> no i did not ated the cookie
56:00 <Bastardly_One> oh yeah tooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooootally
56:00 <Bastardly_One> idiot
57:00 <Saemon> if u arent, then why do you act like as if you have such a problem with it?
57:00 <Bastardly_One> I have a problem with you
57:00 <ProgressiveHouseOfAIDS> u gotta a problem girlfriend? *nigga girl headshake*
57:00 <Saemon> oh so the cat is out of the bag now huh
57:00 <Bastardly_One> it was in the bag?
57:00 <Saemon> air all the dirty laundry out in public Bastardly_One
57:00 <Saemon> go ahead.
57:00 <Bastardly_One> there's not many that would disagree
58:00 <Bastardly_One> you inept little pissant
58:00 <Bastardly_One> just idle and hush
58:00 <Saemon> well i have a problem with you too Bastardly_One. i dont like your nose ring
58:00 <Saemon> and the way your cheekbones sorta jutt out
58:00 <ProgressiveHouseOfAIDS> just shut up and fifa me
59:00 <slinky_J> why does there always gotta be the little kid
59:00 <slinky_J> in the horror movie
59:00 <slinky_J> WE ALL KNOW THE LITTLE KID GOT THE DEVIL IN HIM
59:00 <ProgressiveHouseOfAIDS> i just saw The Amazing Spiderman 2
59:00 <slinky_J> Serenity pass me another chicken wing gguuuuurrrrrlllll
59:00 <slinky_J> yeah they are in hell for a third installment hahahahaha fgts
00:00 <fawks> lolololol this rules https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=710762965723262
00:00 <ProgressiveHouseOfAIDS> they need a little kid in horror movies so little kids can watch horror movies too and relate to them. oh yeah i get him. he had to kill her for the icescream
02:00 <Saemon> ikr slinks
03:00 <Saemon> its a overdone cliche of horror movies
03:00 <xm> why do you think they do it, Saemon ?
03:00 <Serenity> children are fucking creepy thats why
04:00 <Saemon> i hear yeah
04:00 <Saemon> children of the corn
04:00 <Saemon> that still creeps me out big time
05:00 <xm> new horror movie out soon: Chromosome 21
06:00 <ShadowLurker> pansy
06:00 <Serenity> im keen to see deliver us from evil
06:00 <xm> last horror flick i saw was Conjuring
06:00 <Saemon> ooo
06:00 <slinky_J> b4 i go
06:00 <Saemon> thats got eric bana in it doesnt it
06:00 <Saemon> love that guy
06:00 <Serenity> we saw that at the cinema
06:00 <xm> dont know if there's been anything decent since
06:00 <slinky_J> howcome i cant find Chromosome 21 on wikipedia
06:00 <xm> lololol
06:00 <slinky_J> and there wasnt anything great about the conjuring
06:00 <ShadowLurker> wiki is shit
06:00 <ShadowLurker> thats why
07:00 <Saemon> conjuring was ok
07:00 <xm> Conjuring was undeniably good 
07:00 <Serenity> it was a great movie
07:00 <xm> but i suppose it would sound cool to go against that
07:00 <Saemon> based on true story
08:00 <slinky_J> no
08:00 <Bastardly_One> Oh
08:00 <Saemon> annabelle the doll realy does exist in the couples musuem in america
08:00 <Bastardly_One> I have to show something 
08:00 <Bastardly_One> hang on
08:00 <slinky_J> maybe being set in the 70s
08:00 <xm> Saemon: she was actually in the movie. did a cameo in the crowd during the lecture
08:00 <slinky_J> but it was predictable as fk
08:00 <slinky_J> and the scares werent scary
08:00 <Serenity> to you they werent
09:00 <Serenity> horror is subjective to the person
09:00 <Bastardly_One> doesn't the loud one look like Longie?
09:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i5Y6hDAxEWo
09:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Shout your mates a $1 Cheeseburger (Date not found) 0 - Category: Entertainment - 1,824 - 10 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
09:00 <slinky_J> he's the one saying I said it to sound cool
09:00 <Serenity> its a bit like music taste, you cant tell someone else what scares them, you know?
09:00 <slinky_J> ok sezz
09:00 <Saemon> what scares me was when that wife ghosthunter lady was trapped in the basement
09:00 <Saemon> the lights go out
09:00 <slinky_J> i know that already
09:00 <Saemon> she lights a match and the ghost is right there behind her 
09:00 <xm> i look forward to your horror movie slinky_J. with scary scenes like a guy finding out all the PS4s he had seen were never there. "i see dead PS4s"
09:00 <Saemon> like literally doggy styling her
09:00 <Saemon> and then the match goes out 
09:00 <slinky_J> hah
09:00 <slinky_J> why the personal attack
09:00 <slinky_J> did you fuck the dvd or something?
10:00 <Bastardly_One> the guy who shouts THANKS TIM!
10:00 <Bastardly_One> looks like Longie
10:00 <xm> pffft DVD
10:00 <xm> blu-ray rips m8
10:00 <slinky_J> not much of a sport xm, are ya
10:00 <ShadowLurker> you know what scares me
10:00 <ShadowLurker> ppl like Saemon exist
10:00 <Saemon> oh har har.
10:00 <Serenity> what the fuck is tim
10:00 <Saemon> and a bonus har for effort
10:00 <slinky_J> it wasnt my movie, so thats how i feel about it
10:00 <Bastardly_One> ffs Serenity
10:00 <slinky_J> i think it was good but not super fantastic
10:00 <Bastardly_One> this ad
11:00 <Bastardly_One> only goes for 15 secs
11:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i5Y6hDAxEWo
11:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Shout your mates a $1 Cheeseburger (Date not found) - Category: Entertainment - 1,824 - 10 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
11:00 <Serenity> no
11:00 <Bastardly_One> doesn't he look like Longie?
11:00 <xm> what's this $1 deal
11:00 <Serenity> between 12-1
11:00 <Serenity> $1 cheeseburgers
11:00 <Saemon> nice
11:00 <xm> how much are they normally again
11:00 <Saemon> i buy 4 and stack them up
11:00 <Serenity> like $2.50 or something
12:00 <Bastardly_One> between 2.50 and 3
12:00 <xm> does HJs still do the $1 frozen coke thing
12:00 <Bastardly_One> not all McDs are identical
12:00 <Serenity> yuh
12:00 <slinky_J> havent seen an evil dead movie b4
12:00 <Serenity> but they dont have sour watermelon anymore so it sucks
12:00 <Bastardly_One> Mine does
12:00 <Serenity> slinky_J watch the original evil deads
12:00 <Serenity> you will LAUGH
12:00 <xm> if only they were flavoured like Warheads
12:00 <Bastardly_One> and the HJ syrup is heaps better
12:00 <Serenity> i just watched the remake
12:00 <Saemon> maccas is individually franchised thats why
13:00 <Serenity> xm the sour watermelon tasted like watermelon warheads
13:00 <Bastardly_One> no shit Simple Simon
13:00 <Saemon> the base prices are just guidlines
13:00 <xm> did it? dont think i tried
13:00 <Serenity> it was soooo good
13:00 <Bastardly_One> that's why prices slightly fluctuate
13:00 <Saemon> individual resturant owners can choose to add an extra dollar or cents to their menu if they so wish
13:00 <slinky_J> naw i cbf dling old as movies
13:00 <xm> i typically just go for frozen coke like a reflex. it's my standard thing like a cop with donuts
13:00 <slinky_J> :P
13:00 <slinky_J> and i read the synop and its spoilt for me now lol
14:00 <Serenity> the evil deads are hilarious
14:00 <xm> anyone here got those soda stream thingies
14:00 <Bastardly_One> I reckon that HJ did something genius yet so simple
14:00 <Serenity> the first one wasnt never meant to be a comedy but the sequals are
14:00 <Bastardly_One> that was add bbq sauce to a cheeseburger
14:00 <Serenity> cause they realised how shit they were as horror
14:00 <Bastardly_One> soooooooooooooooooooo nice
14:00 <Serenity> i have a soda stream
14:00 <xm> i felt like i was on acid, although never had taken acid before, when i saw one of those evil dead sequels
14:00 <Bastardly_One> I need to find all these 70s and 80s horror movies from aust
14:00 <xm> i washalf assedpaying attention during a friday winding down session at work
14:00 <xm> may have beendrunk
15:00 <xm> it was nothing like the first
15:00 <Bastardly_One> I watched this sbs doco on them the other night
15:00 <slinky_J> sbs doco on them?
15:00 <slinky_J> did u see the Ozploitation doco?
15:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah that one on aussie movies
15:00 <Bastardly_One> yes
15:00 <slinky_J> yeah
15:00 <slinky_J> nice
15:00 <Bastardly_One> I need to find half of those
15:00 <slinky_J> haha
16:00 <Bastardly_One> the gory ones
16:00 <Bastardly_One> seen the others just by being old 
16:00 <slinky_J> i still remember hiring the howling when i was a kid
16:00 <Bastardly_One> like Alvin Purple and shit
16:00 <Serenity> the howling, horror, straight ahead
16:00 <slinky_J> lol
16:00 <Bastardly_One> but I wanna see those gore movies they were going on about
16:00 <Bastardly_One> oh my!
16:00 <slinky_J> wasnt howling 3 in australia?
16:00 <slinky_J> i forget
16:00 <Bastardly_One> remember the howling 3 bit?
16:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
16:00 <Serenity> no idea
17:00 <Bastardly_One> tell her
17:00 <slinky_J> naw
17:00 <Bastardly_One> not my story
17:00 <Bastardly_One> yeh go on 
17:00 <slinky_J> same
17:00 <Bastardly_One> yuuuuuuuuuuuuuck
17:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
17:00 <slinky_J> i gotta shower 
17:00 <slinky_J> lol
17:00 <Bastardly_One> the birth
17:00 <Bastardly_One> yuuuuuuuuuuuuuck!
17:00 <slinky_J> i wana root a big white werewolf
17:00 <slinky_J> awooo
17:00 <slinky_J> bbs
17:00 <Serenity> oh i might wathc ginger snaps
17:00 <Bastardly_One> they did a howling 3
17:00 <Bastardly_One> marsupials
18:00 <Bastardly_One> and this chick that is part something
18:00 <Bastardly_One> gives birth to a baby whatever it was
18:00 <Bastardly_One> and it crawls into her pouch
18:00 <Bastardly_One> looks off
18:00 <Bastardly_One> that was all
19:00 <Bastardly_One> and I'm not easily grossed I don't think 
19:00 <Saemon> dont pretend like u didnt fap over the scene, keeping on rewinding it and climax at the bit when the creature crawls into her pouch
19:00 <Bastardly_One> wonder if it's on youtube
20:00 <Serenity> Saemon that was the gayest thing ive read all day
20:00 <Serenity> congrats
20:00 <Saemon> lol
20:00 <slinky_J> ginger snaps <3
20:00 <xm> he had that arrested development thing going on. oedipus complex to da max. he really wants to go back inside there
20:00 <Serenity> i really love those flicks
20:00 <Serenity> i dunno why
20:00 <xm> has that*
21:00 <Bastardly_One> apparently it's not on there
21:00 <Bastardly_One> it was definitely creepy 
22:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm getting into stupid slapstick at the moment 
22:00 <Bastardly_One> hence I've been walking around saying that stupid line all week
23:00 <Bastardly_One> can't find the second one though
23:00 <Bastardly_One> :(
23:00 <xm> i think ill go watch some Carry On classics tonight
23:00 <Student> you think :)
23:00 <Bastardly_One> sweet!
23:00 <Serenity> i love carry on
24:00 <Bastardly_One> I found it 
24:00 <Bastardly_One> oh, there was a movie on this time yesterday
24:00 <Bastardly_One> with some Carry On people
24:00 <Bastardly_One> about some dude and a steam engine
24:00 <xm> Student: ypu never know. i could change my mind 5 picoseconds before clicking
24:00 <Bastardly_One> and had the captain from gilligan's island in it
24:00 <xm> every carry on is on YT i believe
24:00 <xm> but i have all of them on a drive somewhere
24:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah?
25:00 <Bastardly_One> I have them all on burnt dvds
25:00 <Bastardly_One> and Sid James stuff like Bless This House
25:00 <xm> the quality is OK from what ive seen
25:00 <Bastardly_One> was a sexist pig but dead funny
25:00 <Bastardly_One> Sid James could be too much for PC people
26:00 <Bastardly_One> but to me he was and still is rather funny
26:00 <xm> they say the Columbus one was the worst but that was the first one i ever saw. and the ravey credits song was done by the sex pistols manager
26:00 <xm> which is really weird...
26:00 <xm> anyway i just like it when people camp it up
26:00 <xm> dont clamp on the camp
26:00 <Bastardly_One> Malcolm McClaren did some music for one of them?
26:00 <Bastardly_One> really?
27:00 <xm> yes, and it was oldskool early 90s ravey
27:00 <xm> and it had bits of random operatic singing in it too
27:00 <Saemon> uuuugh i fucken hate some of the audiences of Q&A. some intellectual brainiac on the panel makes some lame intellectual joke, and %10 of the audiences actually gets the joke and legitamately laugh, %10 may or may not get the joke but gives a courtesy laugh out of politeness, and %80 have no fucken clue what every and why everyone is laughing about, but laughs anyway just to look clever.
27:00 <xm> oh today is monday
27:00 <Saemon> this 80% is what really grinds me gears
27:00 <Serenity> are you sad you dont get the jokes
28:00 <xm> Saemon is the 99.9999999999999%
28:00 <Saemon> no, i get the jokes
28:00 <Student> :)
28:00 <Saemon> i said i hated the ppl who dont and pretend that they do
28:00 <Student> i get them too via email ;)
29:00 <Serenity> i have 31 carry on movies
29:00 <Serenity> is that all of them?
29:00 <xm> other than for modulus ive neverheard of people prefixing % for numbers like we're talking about currency. weird
29:00 <Bastardly_One> yep
29:00 <Serenity> thats because no one does it
29:00 <Bastardly_One> there were plans for more 
30:00 <Bastardly_One> but never happened
30:00 <Saemon> im unique
30:00 <xm> Columbus is the last yeah?
30:00 <Saemon> lol whoops
30:00 <xm> u r unique
30:00 <Saemon> ah i get what i did now
30:00 <xm> Chromosome 21 unique
31:00 <Saemon> lol i accidentally put the % sign in front of the numbers lol
31:00 <Saemon> silly me
31:00 <xm> Carry ON Chromosome 21
31:00 <Saemon> %10
31:00 <Saemon> should have been 10%
31:00 <xm> teehee silly u
31:00 <xm> u got it bro
31:00 <Serenity> lol
31:00 <Bastardly_One> I am thining without googling
31:00 <Saemon> lol i barely did yr 10 maths
31:00 <Bastardly_One> because they *were* going to make Carry On London
31:00 <xm> did you drop out?
31:00 <Bastardly_One> but that was 5 ... 6 yrs ago?
31:00 <Saemon> yep
32:00 <Saemon> i never completed highschool
32:00 <xm> what did you do during your first year out of school
32:00 <Bastardly_One> never happened ... so I am pretty sure xm
32:00 <Saemon> bite me
32:00 <Student> thining :) 
32:00 <Student> sure you are thining ;)
32:00 <Saemon> xm bummed around
32:00 <Saemon> got into skateboarding
32:00 <Saemon> wanted to go pro
32:00 <Bastardly_One> *thinking
32:00 <xm> Bastardly_One is on ahunger strike until Saemon gets perm banned
32:00 <Saemon> compete in x-gams
32:00 <Saemon> like tony hawk
32:00 <Bastardly_One> oh, another stort
32:00 <xm> i cant see you as a skater
32:00 <xm> maybe a lone skater
32:00 <Saemon> i know, this was when i was 16 bro
32:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck how many stories does he have
33:00 <xm> 'get off our turf!@'
33:00 <Bastardly_One> that are complete and utter bullshit
33:00 <xm> did you try surfing too?
33:00 <xm> boogie boarding...
33:00 <xm> hacking...
33:00 <Saemon> Bastardly_One how did u know what i got up to when i was 16?
33:00 <xm> what else is there
33:00 <Saemon> unless u can go back in time
33:00 <Saemon> u dont know shit
33:00 <Bastardly_One> you're a constant habitual story teller
33:00 <Bastardly_One> nothing you say should be taken as truth
33:00 <Serenity> chris barrie does a really good kenneth williams impression
34:00 <Saemon> nah i didnt try surfing lol
34:00 <Saemon> i cant swim
34:00 <xm> it goes without saying. just take it as entertainment
34:00 <Saemon> and besides man, 
34:00 <Saemon> the ocean fucken terrifies me
34:00 <Saemon> so vast n huge
34:00 <xm> really? even i can and im ethnic
34:00 <Saemon> dont know whats in there
34:00 <Serenity> how do you not know how to swim
35:00 <Serenity> you move your arms and legs.. and swim
35:00 <xm> yeah i think Australia forces you to learn as part of curriculum
35:00 <xm> or at least a little
35:00 <Saemon> i dunno ive barely ever been in a pool
35:00 <Saemon> yeah back when i was in primary school we did them
35:00 <Serenity> yes swimming lessons are compulsary in australian schools
35:00 <Bastardly_One> hey
35:00 <Bastardly_One> I don't know how to swim
35:00 <Saemon> but ive never been in a pool since
35:00 <Bastardly_One> at all
35:00 <Saemon> hear hear
35:00 <xm> when you hear of people drowning they're either very young, weak swimmers, old ethnics, or just caught in something big
35:00 <Bastardly_One> I don't even know if I can float
35:00 <Bastardly_One> but I have an excuse
36:00 <Saemon> same 
36:00 <xm> or something like that....
36:00 <Bastardly_One> don't high five me 
36:00 <Saemon> whats the name of the phobia of water?
36:00 <xm> you started school before those rules came to place in 1971
36:00 <Saemon> or more specifically, phobia of the ocean?
36:00 <Bastardly_One> I was born with a condition and wasn't allowed to do sport until I had a shelf put on my hip
36:00 <xm> when it was still illegal to be homo gay and abos couldnt vote 
36:00 <Saemon> cuz ive got that phobia
36:00 <Bastardly_One> perthes disease
36:00 <Student> hydrophopic
36:00 <Student> or hydrophobia 
36:00 <xm> what is it?
36:00 <Bastardly_One> aka crumbling hip joint
36:00 <Saemon> well i aint scared of water in general
36:00 <Saemon> i drink water lol
37:00 <Serenity> you're a really fucked unit arent you Bastardly_One
37:00 <Serenity> you have everything
37:00 <Student> or the water drink you? :P
37:00 <Saemon> lol Serenity
37:00 <xm> so even sitting down is bad too?
37:00 <Bastardly_One> she doesn't mean that taking the piss
37:00 <Bastardly_One> she is kind of ... yep 
37:00 <Saemon> awkward moment when Serenity is actually serious.
37:00 <Saemon> lolarious
37:00 <Bastardly_One> it's why I hate those whiners that go on
37:00 <Serenity> please dont assume anything about what im saying
37:00 <Bastardly_One> when all they have is a sore finger or some shit 
38:00 <Serenity> because you are wrong every time
38:00 <Bastardly_One> if you get what I mean 
38:00 <xm> you know what i want to whine about
38:00 <xm> last night i tried sleeping with the sniffles
38:00 <xm> i wanted to die
38:00 <Bastardly_One> like spend your early years in hosp for some shit or other 
38:00 <Bastardly_One> boring as fuck
38:00 <Serenity> i dont whine because if i begun im not sure id stop
38:00 <Saemon> polio or something?
38:00 <Bastardly_One> and when you're a kid and you're not allowed to do shit 
38:00 <Bastardly_One> ffs
38:00 <Bastardly_One> what did I just say it was?
38:00 <slinky_J> MARCO
38:00 <Bastardly_One> is this cunt for real?
38:00 <slinky_J> POLIO
39:00 <Saemon> sniffles?
39:00 <slinky_J> end of watch or transendence
39:00 <Saemon> oh wait xm said that
39:00 <xm> Bastardly_One: did you ever spend time looking through the window with your telescope and thinking of conscpiracy theories? 
39:00 <slinky_J> man i cant wait for The Prototype to come out
39:00 <slinky_J> taking forever :/
39:00 <Saemon> ah  perthes disease
39:00 <xm> like neighbour X might be dumping their rubbish in neighbour Y's bin
39:00 <Saemon> i had to scroll up
40:00 <xm> ive never heard of Perthe's disease
40:00 <Saemon> i think i might have brisbanes disease
40:00 <Saemon> i hate it there
40:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.betterhealth.vic.gov.au/bhcv2/bhcarticles.nsf/pages/Perthes'_disease
41:00 <xm> so is it genetic?
41:00 <Bastardly_One> not sure 
41:00 <Bastardly_One> My son never got it 
41:00 <Serenity> i have tasmanianes disease
42:00 <xm> how old is the son
42:00 <fawks> https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xap1/v/t1.0-9/10351958_10152182643466472_8639474014372600121_n.jpg?oh=6d42c4baff633e244a905a6dfaf6bc8d&oe=543BFECB&__gda__=1413090206_bb2e1e7c8fb750bec930afa92ea04c4b
42:00 <Saemon> lol
42:00 <Bastardly_One> 20 in Dec
42:00 <xm> so an adult
42:00 <Bastardly_One> poor bastard is born 2 days before Xmas
42:00 <Bastardly_One> yah
42:00 <Saemon> i might have canberra's disease
43:00 <Saemon> wouldnt having ones b'day on or around xmas be good?
44:00 <Saemon> you would get twice the presents
44:00 <Saemon> one for your bday, and one for xmas
44:00 <xm> you have ACT's disease. you need a script to stop talking from a script
44:00 <xm> but i shall let you pass because you occasionally come up with quirky gems
45:00 <xm> no, that's like saying you wish the Queen's Birthday holiday would fall on Saturday
45:00 <xm> dont be stupid mang
46:00 <xm> but there is one benefit
46:00 <xm> people can pretend to be around for your birthday when it's just for the family reunion (mandatory even for whiteys)
48:00 <Saemon> what ethinicity are you anyway xm? 
48:00 <xm> Japoriginal
49:00 <xm> Japanese + Aboriginal blood from up north. Broome
49:00 <Saemon> so you're not indian then?
49:00 <xm> no, what gave you that weird idea?
49:00 <Saemon> are you sure?
49:00 <xm> although i may have mentioned i love curry before
50:00 <Saemon> ah ok
50:00 <Saemon> nah just someone was on here before saying they were indian
50:00 <Saemon> cant remember their nick
50:00 <xm> well, you know you lie. so why do you expect others to tell the truth?
50:00 <Saemon> so i just assume it could have been u
51:00 <xm> i cant be sure anyone or anything here
51:00 <xm> about*
51:00 <xm> for all i know all the women are gay men/trannies and all the men are really victoria secret models
52:00 <Saemon> Bastardly_One a victoria secret model
52:00 <xm> could be. you never know
52:00 <Saemon> perhaps
52:00 <xm> he may want someone to love 'him' for 'him'. and then will reveal all on skype
52:00 <Serenity> im definitely an african rhino
52:00 <xm> undercover princess. like those stories
52:00 <Saemon> well them in pluto
52:00 <Saemon> im*
53:00 <xm> are you having an identity crisis now they're saying you're not a planet?
53:00 <xm> or you mean the dawg
53:00 <Saemon> the planet pluto, it has a conciousness and the consciousness has been put into human form
53:00 <Saemon> resulting in me
54:00 <Saemon> oh im a planet
54:00 <xm> can you make it move then by your will
54:00 <xm> like come to earth and cause a big splash in the Pacific
54:00 <Saemon> lol no
55:00 <xm> you shoudl terraform it for all the mutants such as you, me etc can live on it
55:00 <xm> we're too good for Earth
56:00 <Saemon> ah you too are a follower of magneto's vision?
56:00 <Saemon> Charles Xavier is a fool
56:00 <xm> yes, separation is the only way
56:00 <Saemon> these humans on earth would never accept us!
56:00 <xm> there can never be a peace between us and them
56:00 <Saemon> true 
57:00 <Saemon> brother mutant, what is your power?
57:00 <Saemon> your mutant ability
57:00 <xm> the ability to cough all over my laptop in bed and have the pixels magnified
57:00 <xm> you?
57:00 <Saemon> we may need it in our quest to fulfill magneto's vision
58:00 <xm> well, i can swim
58:00 <xm> that's pretty good
58:00 <Saemon> my ability is the ability to enlarge me genetalia by 4cm when viewing pornography
58:00 <xm> back when i was still a student of Xavier's he said my swimming levels were beyond anything he had seen. level 15
58:00 <BlackDevil> what poo is your favorite?
59:00 <Saemon> megan fox's
59:00 <Saemon> anything produced from megan fox's body i would eat
00:00 <Saemon> whether it be urine, faeces, the jam accumulated underneath her finger and toe nails
00:00 <Saemon> to plague scrapings from her teeth
01:00 <Mew> you could combine them all in the nutri bullet
01:00 <Mew> will it blend?
02:00 <Saemon> that youtube video show is stupid
02:00 <Saemon> will it blend?
02:00 <Mew> thats the question
02:00 <Saemon> anything would blend in a blender, unless its something thats harder than the metal blender blades
03:00 <Mew> yup
03:00 <Saemon> they decide to chuck an iphone into the blender and were all like 'oooooo whooaaaaaw is it gona blend???"
03:00 <Saemon> duh of course it is
03:00 <Saemon> its made out of material all softer then a blender blade
04:00 <xm> How to blend your iPhone [For when you need to make sure your self nudes are gone].MOV
05:00 <xm> Saemon: but would water blend?
06:00 <xm> what does it mean to blend?????
06:00 <slinky_J> bring in loof and "I wonder what would happen if I put my hand in the toaster:
06:00 <slinky_J> or some dumb shit he says
07:00 <fawks> mewmew
07:00 <Mew> fewfew
07:00 <fawks> are you gonna shit on pirates chest tonight
08:00 <Mew> thinkin about it
08:00 <slinky_J> gary oldman should be in every movie
08:00 <slinky_J> amen
08:00 <Mew> I dunno if im at that level yet
08:00 <slinky_J> xm you see SPLICE with Adrien Brody?
08:00 <fawks> just poop in his hand for now
08:00 <fawks> then tickle his face
09:00 <Mew> pookie pookie
09:00 <fawks> orj ust scare him with some nutella
09:00 <fawks> mm nutella
09:00 <slinky_J> u n ur nutella
09:00 <slinky_J> ! !
09:00 <Mew> ! ! !
10:00 <slinky_J> u win
12:00 <Mew> its a bit rough that you have to kill your other nick
13:00 <slinky_J> me?
13:00 <xm> slinky_J: no, i havent. it looks like a rip off of HG Well's classic anyway. the Dr Moreau one on the island. plus Adrian Brodie looks like a faaggier version of David Schwimmer
13:00 <slinky_J> lol
13:00 <xm> like he plucks his eye brows
13:00 <slinky_J> it's a really neat thriller
14:00 <Lumeah> Morning mew  hi slinky_J 
14:00 <slinky_J> check it out :P
14:00 <slinky_J> hey lumes
14:00 <slinky_J> im not big on brody either
14:00 <xm> i generally like any movies with piano stuff. but i couldnt watch more than 2 mins of The Pianist
14:00 <Mew> hi nokia lumeah
14:00 <slinky_J> lol
15:00 <slinky_J> ur choice
15:00 <fawks> The Penis
15:00 <Lumeah> Lol HTC 
15:00 <fawks> also slinky_J i tried watching filth
15:00 <fawks> worst movie ever
15:00 <xm> The Vagina Monologues
15:00 <fawks> i didnt even understand what they were saying
15:00 <slinky_J> LOL
15:00 <slinky_J> that's dialect for u
16:00 <xm> did you try subtitltes
16:00 <fawks> the best bet was when they photocopied their dicks
16:00 <slinky_J> its scottish xm
16:00 <fawks> and mr vain was playing
16:00 <xm> was it real dick
16:00 <xm> or playdoh
16:00 <slinky_J> hahaha
16:00 <fawks> oui
16:00 <slinky_J> i love filth
16:00 <fawks> fuck me with that horses cock
16:00 <slinky_J> more than trainspotting
16:00 <fawks> lol
16:00 <fawks> it was shit
16:00 <slinky_J> shit?
16:00 <fawks> i lost interest after 10 mins
16:00 <slinky_J> because you couldnt understand it
16:00 <xm> i will only watch it if it's been censored by the North Korean government with anything organic looking replaced with ASCII 8====D
16:00 <fawks> their accents were so distracting
16:00 <fawks> omg
17:00 <slinky_J> so say that
17:00 <xm> scots/welsh have had more time to butch English
17:00 <fawks> ok calm down you didnt direct the movie im not insulting you personally
17:00 <slinky_J> i couldnt watch it because i couldnt understand their accents
17:00 <fawks> im just saying i didnt like it
17:00 <slinky_J> well its a great film
17:00 <xm> butcher*
17:00 <slinky_J> butcher
17:00 <fawks> anywho
17:00 <slinky_J> riiight
17:00 <Mew> ack aye
18:00 <xm> i once watched a documentary on Welsh heroin addicts and i needed the subtitles
18:00 <slinky_J> i wouldnt have suggested filth for u fawks
18:00 <slinky_J> rly
18:00 <slinky_J> lol
18:00 <fawks> you did like 3 times lol
18:00 <fawks> i watched the trailer and i thought it was ok
18:00 <slinky_J> did i?
18:00 <fawks> so i downloaded it
18:00 <xm> Swansea. old mining town
18:00 <slinky_J> shrug
18:00 <fawks> but it was misleading
19:00 <slinky_J> it wasnt misleading
19:00 <slinky_J> it tells you what its about
19:00 <xm> slinky_J is the sort to tell people maccas is selling cheeseburgers for $1. but not say it's only between 12-1pm
19:00 <slinky_J> im a fan of the books neway
19:00 <fawks> .
20:00 <slinky_J> i am?
20:00 <Mew> lmao xm
20:00 <slinky_J> why get personal xm
20:00 <xm> that's clearly in jest. how can you miss that?
20:00 <xm> that is personal?
20:00 <slinky_J> y would i think that
20:00 <slinky_J> when you've had so man goes at me
21:00 <slinky_J> comes across, to me, as another dig at my character
21:00 <Mew> he gon snap
21:00 <xm> i do it too saemo too. but he takes it like a man (although he generally acts like a boy)
21:00 <Mew> and not in a z formation
21:00 <slinky_J> okie xm, noted
21:00 <slinky_J> sorry i didnt take your comment in jest
21:00 <xm> hmmm well if it helps. i dont really care either way. but it isnt my intent to make people feel bad
22:00 <fawks> xm
22:00 <fawks> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fl1anr6hBUM
22:00 <Mew> you're all about jestin how did you miss that?
22:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Filth Seasonal Photocopying (Date not found) - Category: Entertainment - 8,455 - 147 likes (93%), 11 dislikes (7%)
22:00 <Mew> jest master J
22:00 <slinky_J> im all about swords
22:00 <slinky_J> ur so far from knowing what im about
22:00 <slinky_J> go to bed.
22:00 <Mew> yeryer
22:00 <BlackDevil> i lost the time stamp
22:00 <BlackDevil> im sad
22:00 <BlackDevil> and i pooped
22:00 <slinky_J> lol
23:00 <Mew> you should be happy
23:00 <Mew> post poo happy
23:00 <fawks> i want you cos im mr vainnnnn
23:00 <BlackDevil> i wish youtube stop changing there page every week
23:00 <fawks> i know what i want and i want it nooooooowwwww
23:00 <xm> i just keep my youtube script simple
23:00 <xm> i dont think anyone reads anything other than the title
23:00 <Maurice> Poofters
24:00 <BlackDevil> thats why mine is the best
24:00 <xm> i think they like the feature of the You being in a white background and Tube being in red
24:00 <xm> small things like that
24:00 <BlackDevil> cant do white
24:00 <Mew> :o what
24:00 <BlackDevil> backrounds are white
24:00 <xm> you can force it
24:00 <Mew> thats way cooler than blackdevs
24:00 <xm> there is a standard
24:00 <xm> foreground,background
25:00 <BlackDevil> also Mew's penis pic
25:00 <fawks> exclusive cunts script 
25:00 <fawks> made by teh one and only
25:00 <fawks> ex em
25:00 <fawks> drum roll pls
25:00 <Mew> wa pa
26:00 <fawks> lmao
26:00 <fawks>  a whip is kwitshhhhhhhhh........... thats what i did. WA PAAA
31:00 <fawks> hi
35:00 <fawks> awesome photoshop
35:00 <fawks> https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/t1.0-9/10511115_10154377261835613_5520779627278517404_n.png
35:00 <fawks> she has no armpit
36:00 <Maurice> They never have anything normal people have
37:00 <slinky_J> shes disgusting
44:00 <Lumeah> Ni ni people 
46:00 <slinky_J> nini
01:00 <Bastardly_One> has anyone ever had gas but it's gone frontwards?
01:00 <Bastardly_One> not just out of your bum?
01:00 <Bastardly_One> damn that hurt
01:00 <Bastardly_One> just thought I'd share that
07:00 <slinky_J> lolol
07:00 <slinky_J> ty
09:00 <Mew> whaaaat
09:00 <Mew> like out your dick?
15:00 <fawks> my avocados still arent soft
15:00 <xm> Bastardly_One: whip out a bic lighter in front of it and the flickering of the flame will indicate the direction of the gas
15:00 <fawks> i bought them like 3 weeks ago
15:00 <xm> fawks, i just saw ep 3 of Cat Fish S1
15:00 <fawks> a nd ive had them in a bowl with ripe bananas
15:00 <xm> i thiught it'd be dull
16:00 <fawks> theyre broken
16:00 <fawks> (
16:00 <xm> but that was so depressing
16:00 <fawks> which one was it
16:00 <xm> Kim & Matt
16:00 <xm> the two that had a problem with gravity
16:00 <fawks> what
16:00 <fawks> the realy big guy
16:00 <fawks> who was ashamed aobut his weight?
16:00 <xm> she was kinda dumb to be hung up over an ex that gave her a suicide ultimatum
16:00 <xm> yeah that one
16:00 <fawks> and the big girll
16:00 <fawks> oh
16:00 <fawks> yeah that was fucked
16:00 <xm> and his music
17:00 <xm> i was laughing up to the point
17:00 <xm> but not after
17:00 <xm> i was thinking of a few IRC loons then
17:00 <fawks> she was a shallow bitch
17:00 <xm> he could potentionally win her over
17:00 <xm> but not in this state
17:00 <fawks> they stayed friends though
17:00 <fawks> so thats good
17:00 <xm> yeah
17:00 <fawks> did you watch til the end?
17:00 <xm> she dumped the other guy
17:00 <xm> always
18:00 <fawks> yeah he had lost weight
18:00 <xm> i like to watch while the credits roll. liek i like it when jackie chan photocopies his balls but then the glass caves in and he gets stuck
18:00 <xm> in the outtakes
18:00 <xm> jackie chan so funny
19:00 <fawks> :/
19:00 <xm> i originally though he was half native american
19:00 <fawks> what was the second ep
19:00 <fawks> i forgot
19:00 <xm> but those were sprin rolls m8
19:00 <xm> i think it was the white guy with the gay black
19:00 <xm> he was def gay. he had a hot room mate 
19:00 <xm> and he spent all that time tuning a white guy
19:00 <fawks> who?
19:00 <xm> the black gay
20:00 <xm> who had two roomies
20:00 <xm> the white guy who got duped took it well. but he looked like the sort that could get most girls easily though
20:00 <fawks> eh i dont remember
20:00 <fawks> ill ha ve to look it up
21:00 <xm> ill have to photoshop up a fake catfish tribute for #melb
21:00 <fawks> trina?
21:00 <xm> nah
21:00 <xm> trina had that fat black straight
21:00 <fawks> Season 1 Episode 2 - Trina & Scorpio
22:00 <fawks> what episode are you talking about
22:00 <xm> i think i watched ep 4 by accident before
22:00 <xm> i did 1,2,4,3
22:00 <fawks> oh
22:00 <xm> well the one i just watched were the ones fighting gravity
22:00 <xm> if i can put it nicely that way
22:00 <xm> i liked it how she felt comfy on the couch
23:00 <xm> i dont really see this as a show on 'catfhishing' though
23:00 <fawks> why not
23:00 <xm> pretty much everyone lies about something
24:00 <fawks> you can adjust your identity to sell yourself but to completely deceive someone is cat fishing
24:00 <xm> exaggeration / leaving out something conveniently
24:00 <xm> on a technical level yeah but id still be entertained if it were like teh gravity problem ep
25:00 <fawks> lauren and derek were my faves
25:00 <xm> havent seen it
25:00 <xm> if they have names like latisha ill know what demographic im dealing with
26:00 <fawks> lol
26:00 <fawks> i thikn they were in s2
26:00 <fawks> so you have a while to go
27:00 <xm> i wonder what sort of eps never got aired....
28:00 <fawks> youll seee a few eps where the person doing the catfishing just wanted to get famous lol.
28:00 <xm> that sounds about right
28:00 <fawks> idiots
28:00 <xm> it does sound exploitable
28:00 <xm> after s1 it is the sort of thing you know
29:00 <fawks> the good thing about the show is that the producers know shit about the people but they dont tell nev and max
29:00 <fawks> so the research is all completely legit
29:00 <fawks> and sometimes it can take up to 12 hours but they cram it all in like 5 mins of research
29:00 <fawks> like on the show
29:00 <xm> like what if you were at work and could tell it was dicksmith as you were stacking the shelves. but he had a blonde wig on slightly off
29:00 <xm> andn tried to talk ocker
30:00 <xm> id play along and say "fuck tim tams. i only buy flim flams. dick smith for pm. he gets us common people"
30:00 <xm> im more interested in the dialogue between them then the actual tech stuff
30:00 <fawks> lol
30:00 <xm> obviously not that hard to do
31:00 <fawks> yeah their research was fairly basic
31:00 <fawks> google image search pics
31:00 <fawks> etc
31:00 <xm> also how old is Max? what does he use to colour his grey hair
32:00 <fawks> ive been wondering the same thing.. ive looked everywhere to find his age and i cant
32:00 <fawks> also i thikn the grey is natura
32:00 <fawks> l
32:00 <fawks> some dudes just grey early
32:00 <fawks> he looks fairly young
32:00 <xm> yeah ive known a few like that
32:00 <xm> mostly eastern european
33:00 <fawks> i love htem both
33:00 <xm> although there was this asian kid from uni like that
33:00 <fawks> ll
33:00 <fawks> lol
33:00 <fawks> theyre so gay but not
33:00 <xm> yeah they're cool. level headed
33:00 <fawks> max loses it in one ep
33:00 <fawks> nev does too in another ep
33:00 <xm> well they're not brutish
33:00 <fawks> was funny
34:00 <fawks> cos theyre usually so calm
34:00 <fawks> and i like that they get to the root of the catfishing
34:00 <fawks> like why they do it
34:00 <xm> ive only seen 4 eps so havnet seen much yet. so far it's calm
34:00 <fawks> it gets more intense
34:00 <fawks> how many seasons are there
34:00 <fawks> i cant even reember
34:00 <fawks> 3 i thikn
34:00 <xm> up to 3 now
34:00 <xm> it can go on forever
35:00 <xm> i liked it when they were at a restraunt and asked a couple how they met
35:00 <xm> they said restaurant
35:00 <xm> and said they've never logged on the net
35:00 <xm> lollll
35:00 <fawks> loll
35:00 <xm> i bet he spends most of his time raking leaves during the fall and chopping wood on the block
35:00 <xm> and she bakes cakes wearing her 1950s apron
36:00 <xm> tobacco / rifle /fishing in the lake
36:00 <xm> she watches re-runs of leave it to beaver
36:00 <xm> the old way
36:00 <xm> what's with this myspace  / facebook
36:00 <xm> good night
37:00 <fawks> HUH
37:00 <fawks> ooops caps
37:00 <fawks> huh*
37:00 <fawks> what mysoace facebook
38:00 <fawks> ohok goodnight
38:00 <xm> i dunno. what is window
38:00 <xm> what the hell is it doing there
38:00 <Mew> what is love
38:00 <xm> maybe to close it during winter
38:00 <Mew> baby dnt hurt me
38:00 <xm> and open it during summer
38:00 <Saemon> dont hurt me, no more
38:00 <fawks> :S
39:00 <Saemon> problem Bei-Bei?
40:00 <Mew> baemon
42:00 <Saemon> Bastardly_One
42:00 <Saemon> u there?
45:00 <Bastardly_One> no
45:00 <Bastardly_One> so shut up
50:00 <fawks> reow
53:00 <fawks> https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfp1/t1.0-9/228816_141679175915331_7992581_n.jpg
53:00 <fawks> youre a wizard latoya
55:00 <Saemon> lol ikr fawks
55:00 <Saemon> Bastardly_Ones got pms 
56:00 <Saemon> anyway Bastardly_One i come in peace
56:00 <Saemon> ive got news
56:00 <Saemon> http://www.ewrestlingnews.com/news/wwe-announces-hulk-hogan-returning-to-raw-next-week
56:00 <Saemon> hopefully this time, the hulkster would actually be involved in the storylines
56:00 <Saemon> and be interacting with the talents and the events during the night
57:00 <Saemon> not just some lame cheap appearance promoting the WWE network
57:00 <Saemon> or game
57:00 <Saemon> or some ppv
57:00 <Saemon> cuz thats lamw
57:00 <Saemon> lame
01:00 <fawks> Saemon
01:00 <fawks> whats your actual name
03:00 <Bastardly_One> simple simon 
03:00 <Bastardly_One> it's a try hard Game of Thrones spelling
04:00 <Bastardly_One> only it would be pronounce Sairmon
04:00 <Bastardly_One> he failed
04:00 <Bastardly_One> *pronounced
04:00 <fawks> since when is your name Saemon
06:00 <fawks> Shadowgate say something funny at 4am
08:00 <Shadowgate> lol hahahahh
34:00 <Bastardly_One> shit
34:00 <Bastardly_One> when did it get to this time?
48:00 <BlackDevil> this looks ugly xm 1,0You0,4Tube
29:00 <Bastardly_One> trust fawks to EOF
29:00 <Bastardly_One> I wanted to show her something
29:00 <faux> .
30:00 <Bastardly_One> hang on I'll link it 
30:00 <Bastardly_One> I think you'll find it well done
30:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vz3eOb6Yl1s#t=12
30:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Ep. 9: What is Marxism? (Karl Marx + Super Mario Bros.) – 8-Bit Philosophy ( Aug 3, 2014) 3:52 - Category: Education - 41,785 -
34:00 <Bastardly_One> these are well done 
34:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lVDaSgyi3xE
34:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Ep. 1: What is Real? (Plato) - 8-Bit Philosophy ( Apr 27, 2014) 2:49 - Category: Education - 537,537 - 11,601 likes (97.5%), 303 dislikes (2.5%)
50:00 <Bastardly_One> did you like that or not?
50:00 <Bastardly_One> you're the only person I can think of that would besides simba and a mate not on here
51:00 <Bastardly_One> oh and xm
51:00 <Student> and?
51:00 <matrix> Am I lagged or is B1 slow again
51:00 <Bastardly_One> oh hush
51:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh I was slow
51:00 <Bastardly_One> but I slowed fawks this 8 bit philosphy thing
52:00 <Bastardly_One> it's quite call 
52:00 <Bastardly_One> *cool
52:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lVDaSgyi3xE
52:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Ep. 1: What is Real? (Plato) - 8-Bit Philosophy ( Apr 27, 2014) - Category: Education - 537,584 - 11,601 likes (97.5%), 303 dislikes (2.5%)
52:00 <Bastardly_One> 8 or so eps
52:00 <matrix> I think I translated that
52:00 <Bastardly_One> the last one is best
52:00 <Bastardly_One> omg
52:00 <Bastardly_One> I showed fawks
52:00 <Bastardly_One> Jesus
52:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah, glad you did 
52:00 <Bastardly_One> typo central
52:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
52:00 <Bastardly_One> oops
52:00 <fawks> um what
52:00 <matrix> It's too early in the morning
53:00 <Bastardly_One> I said 
53:00 <fawks> you didnt show me anything
53:00 <Bastardly_One> did you like that vid
53:00 <Bastardly_One> I did 
53:00 <matrix> It was a while ago fawks
53:00 <Bastardly_One> I said you'd enjoy this 
53:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vz3eOb6Yl1s#t=12
53:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Ep. 9: What is Marxism? (Karl Marx + Super Mario Bros.) – 8-Bit Philosophy ( Aug 3, 2014) 3:52 - Category: Education - 42,024 - 1,768 likes (97.1%), 53 dislikes (2.9%)
53:00 <fawks> i have never seen that in my life
53:00 <matrix> I need coffee
53:00 <Bastardly_One> either have I until just before
54:00 <fawks> mm coffee
54:00 <fawks> shame i dont drink it anymore
54:00 <Bastardly_One> I thought you'd like the way they're done
54:00 <fawks> my cousin is coming over in an hour to zumba
54:00 <fawks> cbf
54:00 <Bastardly_One> I was being like sociable for once
54:00 <matrix> Fawks: starting at 5 am I can't live without it lol
54:00 <Bastardly_One> but damn you know when I'm in a touchy mood
54:00 <Bastardly_One> re: yesterday
55:00 <Bastardly_One> in hindsight I can chuckle
55:00 <fawks> i used to make a litre thermos matrix and take it to work
55:00 <fawks> and drink it all morning lol
55:00 <fawks> i stopped though cos caffeine isnt good for my anxiety
55:00 <Bastardly_One> just fucking waste four mins
55:00 <Bastardly_One> and click that Marx one at least will ya?
55:00 <fawks> no
55:00 <fawks> im watching criminal minds
55:00 <Bastardly_One> I honestly think you'll like them
55:00 <Bastardly_One> fine
55:00 <fawks> then im going to get ready for zumba
55:00 <fawks> i watched 10 seconds and it looks shit
56:00 <Bastardly_One> get fucked
56:00 <Bastardly_One> it gets better
56:00 <fawks> ok
56:00 <Bastardly_One> lol @ ok
56:00 <Bastardly_One> you will at least this lifetime
56:00 <Bastardly_One> I won't 
56:00 <matrix> Sorry catching up
57:00 <Bastardly_One> well that's shit 
57:00 <matrix> Caffeine doesn't do my moods much good either but I need that first hit
57:00 <Bastardly_One> I thought you'd of liked them
57:00 <Bastardly_One> the plato one is a bit meh
57:00 <fawks> i thikn ive had two cups this whole year
57:00 <fawks> lol
57:00 <fawks> i even buy decaf green tea
58:00 <Bastardly_One> really? what is it about coffee?
58:00 <Bastardly_One> smells delicious but tastes foul
58:00 <Bastardly_One> how do you all live on it?
58:00 <fawks> but i heard its all processed and shit so im going to stick to normal green
58:00 <matrix> I thought it tasted ok actually
58:00 <Bastardly_One> green tea is nice 
58:00 <Bastardly_One> but cold
58:00 <Bastardly_One> hot ... not so much
01:00 <Bastardly_One> I am trying ice tea in a soft drink I found a local supplier of today
01:00 <Bastardly_One> guess they'll be paying their rent in my sales again 
01:00 <matrix> Back soon
01:00 <Bastardly_One> got 8 cans of the brand yesterday
02:00 <Bastardly_One> and getting a carton of a flavour today
02:00 <Bastardly_One> and ordered more flavours
04:00 <matrix> You're very talkative today
04:00 <Bastardly_One> not now
04:00 <Bastardly_One> finished
04:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
05:00 <matrix> Lol  your moods remind me way too much of Sam's moods .......
05:00 <Student> must be good weed ;)
06:00 <fawks> https://scontent-a-lax.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpa1/t1.0-9/10514713_10154405525230193_3675497158572080220_n.png
06:00 <BlackDevil> OMG that is so funny faux
06:00 <BlackDevil> LOL
07:00 <fawks> ..
07:00 <fawks> would you prefer we all post TMZ links
07:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-oU0PtX85DY
07:00 <Bastardly_One> how shit is this?
07:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Hobbit - Book Summary & Analysis by Thug Notes ( Aug 20, 2013) 4:50 - Category: Education - 369,029 - 9,103 likes (99.3%), 65 dislikes (0.7%)
07:00 <fawks> ehehe https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/10407103_10154394336600193_8314597497203645333_n.png?oh=ba9f0b83f07eaf0fe710b989acadfb94&oe=5449CE53&__gda__=1413656133_21cc27c908ddb6d9abd6cc16b3ce4cc7
08:00 <matrix> Lol fawks.   Love it
08:00 <Student> pretty gay
09:00 <Student> or just gay 
10:00 <matrix> Brb ppl
10:00 <fawks> https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfp1/t1.0-9/10303757_10154285556675193_970165998331133420_n.png
10:00 <fawks> lol.
12:00 <fawks> https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/10296860_10154268628115193_8670541903898202574_n.png?oh=9a749e87c5430dff1d44c8e3848c900e&oe=5434B9EC&__gda__=1414008723_c4387cf675ba51b846695ea730b55e1b
14:00 <Student> once again gayish 
27:00 <fawks> me and b1 irl https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xaf1/t1.0-9/10527736_795039827201390_8671382283755537946_n.jpg
28:00 <Student> :)
35:00 <Student> no body can get slapped via Skype
36:00 <matrix> Did I miss much
36:00 <Student> you can always scroll on irc 
36:00 <matrix> Student not true
37:00 <matrix> You can get slapped via Skype hard
37:00 <Student> that is surely very new to me :)
37:00 <matrix> Emoticons can do a lot lol
37:00 <Bastardly_One> christina
37:00 <Bastardly_One> I am doing 3 things at one
37:00 <Bastardly_One> but 
37:00 <Bastardly_One> heh
38:00 <Bastardly_One> not lol
38:00 <Bastardly_One> just heh
38:00 <matrix> Sometimes I talk too much
38:00 <fawks> ok jamie
38:00 <matrix> Sometimes I don't talk enough
38:00 <Bastardly_One> point taken fawks
38:00 <Student> aa haan 
38:00 <matrix> What was the question? 
38:00 <Bastardly_One> your last post
38:00 <Bastardly_One> do what? I just looked in 
38:00 <Bastardly_One> My highlight is clearly being an arse though
39:00 <Bastardly_One> she posted that aaaaaaaaaaaaaaages ago
39:00 <fawks> wahhhhhh i cbf moving
39:00 <Bastardly_One> yesterday
39:00 <Bastardly_One> soon as she layed eyes on me
39:00 <Bastardly_One> she had me going all day
39:00 <Bastardly_One> and I just bit each time
39:00 <matrix> Ok I am lost
39:00 <Student> ok :)
39:00 <Bastardly_One> the slapping pic 
39:00 <Bastardly_One> ffs
39:00 <matrix> Ok
39:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm delayed but even she's following
40:00 <fawks> wtf
40:00 <Bastardly_One> and she couldn't give a fuck what i say
40:00 <matrix> Is she
40:00 <fawks> who are you talking about
40:00 <Bastardly_One> you
40:00 <matrix> Lol
40:00 <Bastardly_One> baiting me all day yesterday
40:00 <matrix> I think you lost her too J
40:00 <Bastardly_One> fucking worked too
40:00 <Bastardly_One> first time I've wanted to hurt you in ages
40:00 <matrix> If it makes you feel better baiting me works usually too ......
41:00 <Bastardly_One> well played fawks
41:00 <fawks> |
41:00 <fawks> :|
41:00 <matrix> You still love her J
41:00 <fawks> i only speak the truth
41:00 <Bastardly_One> doesn't to me all the time regardless what people think
41:00 <matrix> :-P
41:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah like cancer
41:00 <Bastardly_One> and it's mutual innit?
41:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
41:00 <matrix> Pity she's so cute hey lol
41:00 <fawks> im scared
42:00 <Bastardly_One> I actually like talking to her because she has a brain 
42:00 <Student> ha ha 
42:00 <Bastardly_One> pity that aint the case in return 
42:00 <fawks> :)
42:00 <Bastardly_One> either having a brain 
42:00 <matrix> She does have intelligence yes
42:00 <Bastardly_One> or liking talking to me :P
42:00 <fawks> you just get annoying when you agree with everything
42:00 <Student> if that is a "brain", well well, no comments
42:00 <matrix> But so do you B1
42:00 <fawks> i've said this 100 times
42:00 <matrix> You have helped me many times
42:00 <Bastardly_One> I don't fucking agree with everything
42:00 <fawks> you do though lol
42:00 <Bastardly_One> you're convinced I do 
43:00 <fawks> it's not just me
43:00 <fawks> that's the thing
43:00 <Bastardly_One> but heaps of people say things I end up agreeing with 
43:00 <fawks> you think i target you
43:00 <Bastardly_One> I explained this the other day
43:00 <fawks> im not out to get you
43:00 <Bastardly_One> if someone presents a view different to mine
43:00 <fawks> but when you bug me ill tell you
43:00 <Bastardly_One> and it happens to make sense to me ... I will concede that 
43:00 <Bastardly_One> that's not being wishy washy
43:00 <matrix> She does tend to be honest and tact isn't her strong point
43:00 <Bastardly_One> it's not being blinkered to my own version of reality
44:00 <fawks> i wish i had patience to show you all the times you've said "i was just about to say" "^" "true" "yeah.. i agree" etc
44:00 <fawks> i am not the only person who has noticed this lol
44:00 <Bastardly_One> if I still disagree then I'll say so 
44:00 <Bastardly_One> OMG
44:00 <Bastardly_One> I just said why
44:00 <Student> ahem ahem Bastardly_One
44:00 <matrix> Ok this is getting a little too confusing for this time of the morning
44:00 <fawks> anyway it doesn't matter
44:00 <fawks> we can go on forever
45:00 <fawks> and i have to zumba in 15 mins. so im going to save my energy and get ready
45:00 <fawks> toodles
45:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah later
45:00 <matrix> See ya fawks
45:00 <matrix> Have fun 
45:00 <fawks> will do
45:00 <fawks> maybe,
45:00 <matrix> :-)
53:00 <matrix> Well now it's died in the ass here
54:00 <Student> :)
55:00 <matrix> Must be nearly time for me to do some real work
56:00 <Bastardly_One> fair enough 
00:00 <matrix> Someone has to do it lol
00:00 <matrix> Joys of IT
13:00 <_RAZ_> well fuck me up the arse and call me Lumeah
17:00 <matrix> Hi Ana_Ng
18:00 <Ana_Ng> oh hello matrix
18:00 <Ana_Ng> how are tings
18:00 <matrix> Cold.  Too early but at work already
20:00 <Ana_Ng> do you have a hat?
21:00 <matrix> I have but not on atm
21:00 <matrix> I am inside though atm
21:00 <Ana_Ng> it's ok to wear one indoors
21:00 <Ana_Ng> :)
21:00 <Ana_Ng> it was 20 this weekend and i was sweating my balls off
23:00 <Ana_Ng> then i realized i do not have balls
24:00 <matrix> Lol
24:00 <matrix> You day
24:00 <matrix> Dag*
25:00 <_RAZ_> Ana_Ng do you have slanty vietnamese eyes?
26:00 <Shadowgate> matrix kills people of laughter 
26:00 <matrix> Oh you are here
26:00 <matrix> Great
27:00 <_RAZ_> me love you long time
27:00 <Bastardly_One> #1 it's a song title
27:00 <Bastardly_One> that only her and I seem to be aware of
27:00 <Bastardly_One> #2 she's American
27:00 <matrix> Alaska
28:00 <Bastardly_One> move along now
28:00 <matrix> Anyways   
28:00 <_RAZ_> i love anal
30:00 <matrix> Back later
32:00 <Bastardly_One> hey Ana_Ng?
32:00 <Bastardly_One> silly question
32:00 <Bastardly_One> did you ever go to a web based chat called the park?
32:00 <Ana_Ng> no
32:00 <Bastardly_One> just checkin'
33:00 <Ana_Ng> to my recollection :)
36:00 <_RAZ_> i want Ana_Ng to finger my arse
37:00 <Ana_Ng> i fingered yer arse last night
38:00 <Ana_Ng> it smelled like your dad
38:00 <_RAZ_> not just around the hole, im talking deep penetration
38:00 <_RAZ_> my dad is dead
38:00 <_RAZ_> from having his arse fingered
41:00 <matrix> Your a moron
41:00 <matrix> You're*
43:00 <Shadowgate> Ana NG is funny lol
51:00 <Bastardly_One> hey Ana_Ng
51:00 <Bastardly_One> is 36grams of sugar
52:00 <Bastardly_One> to 12 oz a lot?
52:00 <_RAZ_> yes
52:00 <_RAZ_> you fat arsehole
53:00 <Bastardly_One> I know it's a lot 
54:00 <Ana_Ng> i am not aware of this thing called "too much sugar"
54:00 <Bastardly_One> so, 5 cans isn't too much?
54:00 <Bastardly_One> didn't think so either
55:00 <_RAZ_> Bastardly_One do you like it up the arse
57:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah but only off Serenity with a strap on 
57:00 <Bastardly_One> or BlackDevil
57:00 <Bastardly_One> you're out of luck
58:00 <_RAZ_> nice
23:00 <BlackDevil> i love it when serenity puts on her strap on and just fucks me raw
24:00 <Ana_Ng> uh
24:00 <Ana_Ng> i'm not sure you know the meaning of raw
24:00 <mandyjane> ew
24:00 <BlackDevil> no lube
24:00 <mandyjane> dry hit, no sput
24:00 <mandyjane> spit
25:00 <Ana_Ng> no
25:00 <Ana_Ng> raw only means without a condom
25:00 <Ana_Ng> these other meanings you have imagined
26:00 <BlackDevil> yea strap ons dont need condoms
26:00 <Ana_Ng> i don't think it correlates to fucking until raw
27:00 <Ana_Ng> but maybe it does, down there
27:00 <Ana_Ng> anything goes
27:00 <BlackDevil> Police say dad suspected in apparent murder-suicide. Family of 5 found shot to death inside home
28:00 <BlackDevil> murica
29:00 <BlackDevil> Man Being Tested At Hospital In New York For Possible Ebola Virus
36:00 <Ana_Ng> the best headline was Ebola Spreads to US
37:00 <BlackDevil> us can create a cure
37:00 <BlackDevil> africa
37:00 <BlackDevil> they deal with it
36:00 <beagle> hrmgh.
36:00 <beagle> hi folks good moring
36:00 <beagle> morning even
36:00 <beagle> pieter wants muscles
36:00 <beagle> :)
37:00 <beagle> wait hang on a second
37:00 <beagle> miranda wants a muscle and leg
37:00 <beagle> :)
38:00 <beagle> i went ape shit mad at lucie
38:00 <beagle> not really proud myself about it she was
38:00 <beagle> lmao
38:00 <beagle> oh fuck !
38:00 <beagle> i go on and on about how many times she fails for asking one thing.
38:00 <beagle> i felt bad but 
38:00 <beagle> still do and
38:00 <beagle> i was right tho :)
46:00 <mandyjane> slap her beagle
47:00 <Shadowgate> mandyjane lol
26:00 <ShadowLurker> boobs
26:00 <fawks> pyoobs
26:00 <NeoGeo64> pedophile
27:00 <ShadowLurker> wot
30:00 <fawks> .
31:00 <mandyjane> ..
32:00 <fawks> maybe he was introducing himself
33:00 <ShadowLurker> thats a bit weird
33:00 <ShadowLurker> even for here
34:00 <fawks> nothing surprises me anymore
37:00 <matrix> Nothing is weird I  here
40:00 <ShadowLurker> true
57:00 <ShadowLurker> \m/ d(^.^)b \m/ : Meat Loaf : I Would Do Anything for Love [20 Years on MTV: 1993 - 1993]
06:00 <Serenity> o.O
08:00 <ShadowLurker> \m/ d(^.^)b \m/ : Midnight Oil : Beds Are Burning [80's Night: The Ultimate DJ Co - ]
16:00 <ShadowLurker> \m/ d(^.^)b \m/ : Ram Jam : Black Betty [Bild Rock Hits (disc 1) - 2007-09-21]
18:00 <B1-not-here> here's that cat that needs to die again 
18:00 <B1-not-here> this cat needs Jesus
18:00 <B1-not-here> https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=931984220160662&set=vb.532858603510309&type=2&theater
21:00 <fawks> me irl https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/10565060_752998984765194_3073390611981607425_n.jpg?oh=d25c7c5292aaaadceab5df0bc06a77f9&oe=544B0BDF&__gda__=1413624150_e09eebda116a771cb4176a25a81d6156
24:00 <Loof> lol
24:00 <Loof> shortass
25:00 <Loof> my sister in law is like 4 foot, i can't be seen with her it looks redic
25:00 <fawks> rude
25:00 <fawks> how talla re you
27:00 <damio> 6 3
27:00 <damio> almost always the tallest around :
27:00 <damio> :D
28:00 <Serenity> lol fawks you and lori would literally be walking headjobs to my mate
28:00 <damio> ty whoever said my hdd had io probs
28:00 <damio> you was right
28:00 <damio> swapped it out
28:00 <fawks> my ex was 193-194cm
28:00 <fawks> i was like up to his nips
28:00 <fawks> lol
28:00 <Serenity> whats that in feet and inches
28:00 <damio> that's me
28:00 <fawks> um
28:00 <damio> 6 3
28:00 <fawks> 6 4 i thikn
28:00 <Serenity> oh
28:00 <damio> i am that height
29:00 <Serenity> my mates like 6'8-6'9
29:00 <fawks> wow
29:00 <damio> fk
29:00 <Serenity> yeah hes massive
29:00 <fawks> i could suck the lint out of his bely button
29:00 <damio> lol
29:00 <Serenity> he makes me feel absolutely tiny and im not even short
33:00 <Pyro-> midgets.. midgets everywhere
34:00 <fawks> damio
34:00 <fawks> its not legit
34:00 <Loof> damio you're 6'3?
34:00 <fawks> but you dont have to pay for it
34:00 <fawks> https://memorado.com/iqtest
34:00 <fawks> lol
34:00 <Loof> i beat you by one inch
34:00 <Loof> on the penis
34:00 <Serenity> fawks
34:00 <Serenity> https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xaf1/t1.0-9/p417x417/29832_10152262992230029_2113976390_n.jpg
34:00 <Serenity> thats him with my friend
35:00 <Serenity> shes taller than me like 5'8?
35:00 <fawks> yah ive seen him on your facey
35:00 <fawks> lol wow
35:00 <fawks> he is tall
35:00 <Loof> and fat
35:00 <damio> yeah I am
35:00 <fawks> dont be rude
36:00 <Loof> got my assignment in with 12 mins to spare last night
36:00 <Loof> the relief
36:00 <fawks> https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfp1/t31.0-8/s960x960/10494325_697175920351604_3366461339167390052_o.jpg
36:00 <fawks> lol
36:00 <Loof> now i can bludge today, then i have 5 days to do the next assignment
37:00 <Serenity> lol after we got married my friend the one in the photo send me a message on fb after like 72 days
37:00 <Serenity> YOUVE BEEN MARRIED LONGER THAN KK
37:00 <Serenity> lol
37:00 <fawks> lol
37:00 <damio> did you take it fawks?
37:00 <fawks> not yet
37:00 <damio> I will do it after lunch 
37:00 <Loof> iq is bullshit
38:00 <fawks> okies
38:00 <damio> comps on betch >:D
38:00 <fawks> lol
38:00 <Loof> i got 140 and i'm dumb as shit
38:00 <damio> yeah
38:00 <damio> that's what im worried ab out loof
38:00 <fawks> its not legit
38:00 <damio> every online one ive done does that
38:00 <Serenity> lol online iq tests
39:00 <damio> yeah
39:00 <mandyjane> lol kim kardash
39:00 <Loof> i did mine for free in the city
39:00 <Loof> by the scientoligists trying to suck people in
39:00 <Loof> offering free iq tests
41:00 <damio> cool
41:00 <damio> is this in melb?
41:00 <damio> I want to experience that
42:00 <damio> but whenever i use it
43:00 <damio> the bios hangs
43:00 <damio> can't access bios
43:00 <damio> aaaand
43:00 <ShadowLurker> legacy usb
43:00 <damio> it boots windows so slowly
43:00 <damio> but it's sata connector
43:00 <damio> not usb
43:00 <damio> still legacy usb setting in bios i need to change is it?
44:00 <ShadowLurker> is it an eSATA caddy or usb-sata caddy
44:00 <damio> it's a caddy
44:00 <damio> which slots into the optical bay
44:00 <damio> and uses the optical bay connector
44:00 <damio> so its plain sata
44:00 <damio> not e sata
44:00 <ShadowLurker> ah
44:00 <damio> not that it makes a diff
45:00 <ShadowLurker> so its a hdd in an optical bay caddy
45:00 <damio> yes
45:00 <ShadowLurker> thatll do it
45:00 <damio> says plug n play
45:00 <ShadowLurker> the bios is expecting an ATAPI drive
45:00 <damio> it works for other people
45:00 <ShadowLurker> strange
45:00 <damio> with the same laptop i bought the specific caddy for my lappy
45:00 <ShadowLurker> update the bios maybe
45:00 <damio> I have
45:00 <damio> latest
46:00 <ShadowLurker> dried a diff drive in it
46:00 <ShadowLurker> tried*
46:00 <damio> was gonna do that next
46:00 <ShadowLurker> def sounds like an IO timeout issue
46:00 <damio> i am just not in the mood
46:00 <damio> because i screed everything back in place
46:00 <damio> and cbf opening again
46:00 <Bastardly_One> lol @ Longie on FB
46:00 <damio> yeah?
46:00 <Bastardly_One> I told him about the ad
46:00 <Bastardly_One> he's like ... shit it does too
47:00 <damio> the HDD light is perm on too when it's connected
47:00 <ShadowLurker> *09:42:26 AM* <damio> what work? <-- electronics engineering
47:00 <damio> sik
47:00 <ShadowLurker> yeh def sounds like its timing out accessing that drive
47:00 <damio> hrmm
47:00 <damio> shame
47:00 <ShadowLurker> ssd by any chance
47:00 <damio> no
47:00 <Loof> yeah melb
47:00 <Loof> dunno if the still do it this was about 1999
48:00 <damio> can i go and buy any ssd now these days?
48:00 <damio> are they all decent yet?
48:00 <ShadowLurker> should do
48:00 <damio> cool
48:00 <ShadowLurker> yeh its fairly mature teh
48:00 <ShadowLurker> tech
48:00 <damio> time flies
48:00 <damio> :P
48:00 <Bastardly_One> Dan says hi 
48:00 <ShadowLurker> work just bought some ssd's for the server here
48:00 <mandyjane> HOORAY
48:00 <mandyjane> hes outtttt
48:00 <Loof> fuck this cold
48:00 <Loof> fingers wont move
49:00 <Bastardly_One> and get fucked the rest of the oppers
49:00 <damio> sounds like mega $$
49:00 <ShadowLurker> PCIe cards
49:00 <damio> pinch one for damio
49:00 <damio> :P
49:00 <ShadowLurker> 2tb ssd each card
49:00 <damio> oh mama
49:00 <damio> 2tb ssd
49:00 <damio> *drool
49:00 <ShadowLurker> its literally a pcie card covered in flash chips
49:00 <damio> yeah
49:00 <damio> ive seen em
49:00 <ShadowLurker> im like :O
50:00 <ShadowLurker> and fuck me its fast
50:00 <root> i have seen the maggots in the mind of the universe
50:00 <damio> can I put in my WWAN slot?
50:00 <damio> lol
50:00 <damio> did u smoke some dmt?
50:00 <ShadowLurker> next theyre upgrading to gigabit lan
50:00 <damio> a bit behind on that one
50:00 <ShadowLurker> yeh well
50:00 <psYbR> dmt is the shit
50:00 <ShadowLurker> we're only a small company
50:00 <psYbR> sooooo much fun
51:00 <damio> soo fun
51:00 <damio> such scary
51:00 <damio> very wow
52:00 <psYbR> i thought I died once. I bled out of my eyes, nose, mouth, was covered in blood. Ambulance came, my parents rocked up and went off their chops
52:00 <psYbR> then I came out of it
52:00 <damio> jesus!
52:00 <damio> ahahaha
52:00 <Doodle> sounds great
52:00 <psYbR> and I was like
52:00 <psYbR> Oh, cool.
52:00 <damio> what caused you to bleed?
52:00 <Mew> was the ambulance real?
52:00 <psYbR> I didn't, I just imagined it. I was just snuggled all up in bed drooling on myself
52:00 <Doodle> there is no spoon
53:00 <damio> what were u on?
53:00 <Mew> yisss
53:00 <psYbR> dmt
53:00 <damio> :S strange trip
53:00 <damio> lol
53:00 <psYbR> yeah it was
53:00 <damio> I never stay on this planet
53:00 <damio> only when it's wearing off
53:00 <damio> do I cocme back
53:00 <damio> I vibrate away
53:00 <damio> to where?
53:00 <damio> idk
53:00 <psYbR> yeah I remember fully looking at my hands and them being covered in blood
53:00 <Mew> when ben tried it he said everything turned into big pixels and started falling away
54:00 <psYbR> It wasn't fun, not even a little bit
54:00 <damio> yeah
54:00 <damio> everythhing goes away
54:00 <damio> very fast
54:00 <damio> it can be fun
54:00 <damio> idk
54:00 <damio> it's a psychedelic
54:00 <psYbR> it usually is fun
54:00 <damio> you feel heaps of feelings
54:00 <damio> lol
54:00 <psYbR> you can sorta make yourself hallucinate specific things too
55:00 <slinky_J> i feel ninja
55:00 <damio> sik
55:00 <Doodle> can it make me hallucinate that this conversation is interesting
55:00 <psYbR> probably
55:00 <psYbR> I guarantee you if you smoke dmt, it won't be boring any more
55:00 <Doodle> must be pretty good stuff then
55:00 <Doodle> cos you cunts are boring as fuck
55:00 <psYbR> i imagined I had tits once
55:00 <psYbR> shit was so cash
55:00 <slinky_J> lmao
55:00 <damio> saying it isn't even less boring
56:00 <psYbR> I was laying there grabbing my man-chest but it totally felt like luscious titties
56:00 <damio> wow
56:00 <slinky_J> LOL
56:00 <slinky_J> mines hairy
56:00 <psYbR> I was like, I wouldn't mind if they were D cups
57:00 <psYbR> and suddenly they were
57:00 <slinky_J> O_o
57:00 <damio> do you get those sorts of hallucinations on lsd/pscilo too?
57:00 <damio> I never have stuff like that
57:00 <damio> lol
57:00 <psYbR> nah nowhere near as intense
57:00 <psYbR> thank fuck
57:00 <damio> just moving colours
57:00 <damio> amazing world
58:00 <damio> feel like a kid
58:00 <psYbR> sorta yeah. I haven't done a huge amount of LSD before, but for what I have done I'd describe it as enhancing/altering what you see rather than a full blow hallucination
58:00 <damio> it's the same on bigger amounts
58:00 <psYbR> makes even boring shit seem very interesting
58:00 <damio> just more intense
58:00 <psYbR> patterns man
58:00 <psYbR> hnggg
58:00 <damio> ohhyeee
58:00 <damio> stare at pattern or texture for a while
59:00 <damio> mushies are stronger
59:00 <damio> don;t last as long though
59:00 <damio> i've had acid trips going for days
59:00 <psYbR> i did LSD at Psyfari
59:00 <psYbR> one of the best experiences of my life, so much fun
59:00 <damio> noice
00:00 <psYbR> rooted some hippie rasta chick with dreadlocks
00:00 <damio> someone would break out the vial one a messy morning after partying
00:00 <damio> wild times
00:00 <damio> lol
00:00 <damio> hahaha
00:00 <damio> wild
01:00 <damio> nanganator?
01:00 <damio> nagnzzz
01:00 <damio> nangz*
02:00 <slinky_J> mandingo party?
02:00 <damio> ?
03:00 <DickDangles> lol. mind if if Join the conversation?
03:00 <psYbR> go nuts
03:00 <psYbR> im off to grab a toastie
04:00 <DickDangles> sick
04:00 <DickDangles> I shaged a girl with a black jessie j haircut ones and a septum piercing
05:00 <DickDangles> she showed me inside her cupboard which had a massive spray painted swastika on the wall
05:00 <DickDangles> and a bunch of trenchcoats and shit
05:00 <DickDangles> then proceeded to show me all of her skin head mates in some clan she was in
05:00 <DickDangles> ....never dated a girl off OasisActive since
09:00 <damio> lolol!
09:00 <damio> mad world
10:00 <damio> I rooted a skinhead once
10:00 <damio> had a swasticka tat on his shoulder
10:00 <damio> listened to nwa
10:00 <damio> he was stoopid
12:00 <Fez> Was he gay?
13:00 <Skirmish> How stoopid were you to root him? 
13:00 <Fez> Was his head well tanned?
13:00 <ShadowLurker> stoopid/horny/wasted
13:00 <slinky_J> lol DickDangles
14:00 <Skirmish> I wonder if my account on Stormfront is still active. 
14:00 <slinky_J> damio, really gay?
14:00 <slinky_J> now im not the only gay in the village
14:00 <slinky_J> that isnt even gay
14:00 <damio> no
14:00 <damio> his head wasn't well tanned
14:00 <damio> lol
14:00 <damio> and he wouldn't identify as gay
14:00 <damio> maybe prison gay?
14:00 <damio> idk
15:00 <damio> looks like he's been to prison
15:00 <damio> I assume that turned him gay
15:00 <Nikky`> Its what turned me gay :P
15:00 <damio> haha
15:00 <damio> why was it stupid of me to root him?
16:00 <damio> he looked sexy imo
16:00 <damio> lol
16:00 <Mew> my friends ex met a chick off oasis active and while they were talking she kept looking around making weird faces so hes like 'wot r u doin' and she goes omg im so sorry, I didnt wanna have to tell you but.. I can see dead spirits and theres some here communicating with me
16:00 <Fez> Did he bash blacks?
16:00 <damio> my god
16:00 <damio> haha
17:00 <Nikky`> Did they have some spirits for the spirits
17:00 <damio> nah, he didn't bash anyone during the time I knew him
17:00 <Mew> so he dropped her home and said take ur friends with u and hasnt used a dating site since lol
17:00 <damio> I think he did in the past
17:00 <damio> he had anger problems
17:00 <damio> I felt for him
17:00 <damio> I felt he was scared inside
18:00 <Fez> That aint good
18:00 <Fez> Scared of blacks?
18:00 <damio> yeah
18:00 <Mew> you felt inside him
18:00 <damio> lol
18:00 <Skirmish> HA HA HA HA HA I can see dead spirits. 
19:00 <damio> mew
19:00 <damio> did he block her immediately?
20:00 <damio> or maybe have a play around
21:00 <Skirmish> I hate it when you print something and someone else has changed the print options without you knowing. 
22:00 <damio> chyeah
22:00 <damio> :l
22:00 <Fez> I hate when people dint check print options before printing
22:00 <damio> I hate having to print something
23:00 <Fez> Then get a printer :P
23:00 <Skirmish> Kayla was printing stuff for her cert IV she is doing and changed it.  Will have to smack her one when she wakes up this afternoon. 
23:00 <Mew> cunt punt her
24:00 <Mew> into consciousness
24:00 <DickDangles> lmfao Mew.. thats fucked
24:00 <damio> lol
24:00 <Mew> MOOOORNING
24:00 <psYbR> I like to regularly change the default setting from 1-Sided Printing to 2-Sided Printing here at the office
24:00 <psYbR> and vice versa
24:00 <Fez> Then kiss it better
24:00 <DickDangles> My mate picked up girls from the city with his mate and then dropped her off on the M1 freeway just after Burke Rd outbound
25:00 <damio> and then?
25:00 <psYbR> left
26:00 <Skirmish> I have always imagined picking up a hitch hiker and then doing a u turn to start heading in the opposite direction and getting a picture of the look on their face whilst you're doing the u turn. 
26:00 <damio> hahahaha
26:00 <DickDangles> yeah.. just left her
26:00 <Fez> What a waste of fuel
26:00 <damio> yeah
26:00 <damio> what was the point?
26:00 <DickDangles> concrete barriers
26:00 <DickDangles> no where to walk
26:00 <damio> I don;t understand
26:00 <Fez> That shits pricey
26:00 <DickDangles> girl stuck on the freeway
27:00 <damio> lol
27:00 <damio> okay
27:00 <DickDangles> kidna fucked up.. but funny story
27:00 <damio> a bit dangerous
27:00 <psYbR> bit rude tbh
27:00 <damio> n cruel
27:00 <damio> and probably illegal
27:00 <Skirmish> DickDangles: You mate is just a dickhead then.  There's nothing funny about ditching a chick.
27:00 <psYbR> well there is
27:00 <psYbR> just not in that particular location
27:00 <DickDangles> lol.. I agree. He's a cock
27:00 <DickDangles> but still found it amusing
27:00 <damio> i wonder what she did
28:00 <damio> maybe she's just trash
28:00 <Skirmish> if she was being a bitch or the story depicted her as a mean spirited person ... maybe.  But that story as you said it .... terrible. 
28:00 <psYbR> i'd be more interested to know what he said to her when he pulled up... "okay. Here's where you get out. Toodles!"
28:00 <damio> i wonder why she even gotout
28:00 <psYbR> I sprayed a hooker with a powder-type fire extinguisher once
29:00 <Fez> He prolly said "mouth on dick or you walk"
29:00 <psYbR> lol damio if you said "well I'm driving to QLD either get out or come with"
29:00 <damio> I like that ultimatum
29:00 <DickDangles> I think it was actually after a date with her
29:00 <DickDangles> but still from Oasis Active
30:00 <DickDangles> but yeah.. think she was a bit scummo
30:00 <DickDangles> Still very funny
30:00 <DickDangles> 95% of oasis active = fat scummos
30:00 <damio> all the gals from HS that I knew are lard asses now
30:00 <damio> 'part from a small few
31:00 <Fez> I wish i was fatter
31:00 <damio> I wish I was bigger
31:00 <damio> more built
31:00 <damio> fez u m or f?
32:00 <Fez> M
32:00 <DickDangles> would have put more detail in but I'm at work atm
33:00 <DickDangles> any other good #melbourne rooms on other servers or is this the bees knees?
34:00 <slinky_J> nah
35:00 <psYbR> i met a chick of GothicMatch.com once
35:00 <psYbR> *off
35:00 <slinky_J> this is gaymelbourne aswell
35:00 <simba> bye every 1
35:00 <psYbR> went great until she asked if she could take a vial of my blood so she'd have a living peice of me on her at all times
36:00 <slinky_J> BYE SIMBI
36:00 <slinky_J> MWA
36:00 <slinky_J> yer
36:00 <slinky_J> well i had a neighbour and she was fucked
36:00 <slinky_J> she showed me pics of guinea pigs she disected
36:00 <psYbR> yeah nice
36:00 <psYbR> only a bit weird
36:00 <slinky_J> and a skull and skin and hair from the head that was graverobbed in europe and shipped here to her
37:00 <slinky_J> still wouldve banged her
37:00 <psYbR> rofl
37:00 <slinky_J> if she wasnt a fucken nut
37:00 <psYbR> did you?
37:00 <DickDangles> lolll
37:00 <slinky_J> lol
37:00 <DickDangles> She did not say that!!
37:00 <slinky_J> nah tho night i was home invaded i knocked on her door
37:00 <DickDangles> whattt
37:00 <DickDangles> why would anyone want that
37:00 <DickDangles> what can you do with grave and skull pieces
37:00 <DickDangles> part of a witchcraft ritual?
38:00 <slinky_J> dunno she was strange
38:00 <DickDangles> The nazi girl from Oasis had really far apart eyes in person
38:00 <DickDangles> kinda creeped me out before the nazi shit even came up
38:00 <beagle> asrock fm28aa
38:00 <beagle> my new motherboard !
39:00 <DickDangles> ...and she was convinced she only wanted to go to pancake parlour for the date
39:00 <DickDangles> then only had a chocolate milkshake
39:00 <Skirmish> Did she walk around yelling "88!" and "18!"
40:00 <slinky_J> oh mang i like these pants http://www.psylofashion.com/product-188-Mekano_Pants.aspx
40:00 <DickDangles> .... a chocolate milkshake loving, yamaha cruiser riding, far apart eyed nazi
40:00 <Fez> Or 311
40:00 <slinky_J> ye i had a nazi housemate
40:00 <slinky_J> nephew of um
40:00 <slinky_J> that political reporter
40:00 <slinky_J> fat bald glasses
40:00 <slinky_J> lorrey oakes
40:00 <DickDangles> What's the numbers relevance?
40:00 <DickDangles> hahah yeah?
41:00 <slinky_J> yer
41:00 <DickDangles> Lorry Oakes reminds me of "SWIMMIN HOLE!" from Family Guy
41:00 <DickDangles> Ollie haha
41:00 <slinky_J> lol
41:00 <Skirmish> http://www.psylofashion.com/product-69-Long_necka_Pants.aspx    <-------- These pants or nothing. 
42:00 <slinky_J> i got these
42:00 <slinky_J> http://www.psylofashion.com/product-68-Fused_Pecoa_Pants.aspx
43:00 <slinky_J> those long necka look chill
44:00 <slinky_J> was gonna get these but i dont like side pockets http://www.psylofashion.com/product-73-Stripy_Pants.aspx
44:00 <Skirmish> That website screams homo. 
44:00 <slinky_J> lol
45:00 <Skirmish> http://www.psylofashion.com/product-743-Skirted_Pants.aspx    <--------- Like this Orlando Bloom wannabe motherfucker. 
45:00 <Skirmish> I want to punch him in the face and yell "PIRATES OF THE CARRIBBEAN BITCH"
45:00 <slinky_J> scottish skirt look
46:00 <slinky_J> i like how they design their clothes with a look inspired by something
46:00 <slinky_J> like the Ottoman pants
47:00 <slinky_J> i gettin this jacket next http://www.psylofashion.com/product-66-Scrap_Slub_Jacket.aspx
48:00 <slinky_J> find a pair of pants u like
48:00 <slinky_J> n post so i can see
48:00 <slinky_J> like ur kinda style Skirmish
58:00 <Fez> Who
01:00 <Skirmish> http://menfash.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/Casual-baggy-jeans-for-Men.jpg
01:00 <Skirmish> This is my "style"
02:00 <slinky_J> yea?
03:00 <slinky_J> man i havent had baggy jeans for YEARS, i found a pair of chinos that need a little stitching
03:00 <slinky_J> that why u liked the necka pants ay
06:00 <Fez> Pizza night
09:00 <Skirmish> It's difficult to find places that sell baggy jeans these days. 
14:00 <slinky_J> yeah thats why i gave up
18:00 <Sanity> looks like he did a bog.
20:00 <BlackDevil> Suspect reportedly bit off man's fingertip in fight at Jay Z/Beyonce Rose Bowl concert
20:00 <psYbR> brutal
21:00 <fawks> baggy jeans are so ugly :(
21:00 <fawks> like who are you a 90s hip hop artist
22:00 <Serenity> lol thats what i thought
23:00 <fawks> they dont have to be so tight as we see your balls, but baggy is vom
23:00 <Serenity> tho they dont look as bad if you dont tuck your shirt in like a nerd
23:00 <fawks> i like tucked in
23:00 <fawks> s'cute
24:00 <psYbR> i have to tuck my shirt in for work
24:00 <psYbR> gets old pretty quick
24:00 <ShadowLurker> tucked in like a pretty vagina
24:00 <fawks> https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xap1/v/t1.0-9/1536508_650037465043447_353440638_n.jpg?oh=f9942ab8fefe09818da75101d11428ae&oe=5448B329&__gda__=1414248874_5e6eb93bfd5387584230977821e4dd35
25:00 <slinky_J> sezz http://www.psylofashion.com/product-440-Muller_Pants.aspx
25:00 <slinky_J> ;)
25:00 <fawks> vom
26:00 <fawks> looks like you were trying to have sex with edward scissorhands and he had trouble taking off your pants
26:00 <slinky_J> hahahahahaha lmao
26:00 <Skirmish> I stand by my liking of the baggy jeans. 
26:00 <psYbR> lol
27:00 <psYbR> love the scene in that movie where the mum, whatever her name is, is driving him in the car
27:00 <psYbR> its quite hilarious
27:00 <slinky_J> lol
27:00 <psYbR> anything with Johnny Depp is pretty good imo
28:00 <psYbR> Just saw Transcendence recently
28:00 <slinky_J> good?
28:00 <Skirmish> New season of hell on wheels has begun .... shame I don't like that show. 
28:00 <slinky_J> i watchin captain america 2 and dlin lego movie and end of watch
28:00 <slinky_J> if transcendence is good ill dl it
28:00 <slinky_J> i <3 hell on wheels
28:00 <beagle> this new pc i bought
28:00 <beagle> cant get money back
28:00 <beagle> but has integrated gpu
28:00 <beagle> uh ?
28:00 <beagle> i thought it was a card!
29:00 <slinky_J> begun on tv?
29:00 <beagle> raedon 7560D
29:00 <beagle> any good ?
29:00 <beagle> its on the motherboard instead way i thought as a card .
29:00 <beagle> is it slower than a REAL card ?
30:00 <British^Meat> yer, pizza would be kinda cool
30:00 <British^Meat> im having chorizo sausages Fez
30:00 <oxbffff> i got a bannana
31:00 <Skirmish> Season 4 ep 1 is on eztv now to download.
32:00 <slinky_J> woooo
32:00 <Serenity> https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTzvN5o_wcmUvNjP_7t43HAQ44LF_b87BOIs0gYjRKid3aYaywKiA
32:00 <slinky_J> thats a show i like watching on abc
32:00 <Serenity> this kind of fit i like on men
32:00 <oxbffff> bannana good for u
32:00 <British^Meat> Mmmmm
32:00 <British^Meat> not a fan of the bannana am i
32:00 <British^Meat> R U a trouble maker?
33:00 <slinky_J> i like this on women ;) https://scontent-a-sea.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpa1/t1.0-9/1909906_10152501133814471_3739345814974796549_n.jpg LOL
33:00 <psYbR> slinky_J, really good
33:00 <psYbR> not a HEAP of action, but it was a pretty cool concept. Some cool tech in it too
33:00 <Skirmish> I do her, I wouldn't make her breakfast though. 
33:00 <oxbffff> with bannanas ?
33:00 <British^Meat> if u do cause trouble, i would like the record to state that i called it first
33:00 <British^Meat> did i not?
35:00 <psYbR> she's hawt
35:00 <slinky_J> sweet ill dl it man ^5
35:00 <damio> shadowlurker I've put the faulty hdd in an external usb enclosure
35:00 <damio> I can see it in computer management
35:00 <damio> but it won't initialize
35:00 <damio> is there anything I can do?
35:00 <damio> or does it go in the bin?
36:00 <slinky_J> does the film make you "think"?
36:00 <psYbR> kinda yeah
36:00 <slinky_J> choice
36:00 <slinky_J> ive seen too many mind numbing films lately, just to catch up on the greek mythology action and superhero stuff lol
36:00 <damio> "the request could not be performed because on an I/O error"
36:00 <damio> I pulled the drive from a macbook that I spilt water on
36:00 <damio> must've got the drive too :(
36:00 <Loof> anyone know a good place to get cheap laptops?
37:00 <slinky_J> best film recently i dld was Locke with tom hardy
37:00 <damio> msy
37:00 <damio> cheapest in melbourne
37:00 <Loof> cool ty
37:00 <oxbffff> u can get new toshibas for like 500 bux
38:00 <psYbR> haven't seen it, but i'll check it out
38:00 <damio> cheap toshibas suck
38:00 <oxbffff> yeah some are shit
38:00 <Loof> my 3 year old just broke my sony vaio
38:00 <oxbffff> but some are good
38:00 <Loof> and my note 2 a week before that
38:00 <oxbffff> thats good work for a 3 year old
38:00 <damio> toshiba is good when you buy the higher range shit
38:00 <damio> the cheap stuff is really shit
38:00 <Loof> and my 60" tv a week before that
38:00 <Loof> which was only 2 months old
38:00 <damio> aww
38:00 <oxbffff> netbooks are shit
39:00 <slinky_J> ;)
39:00 <slinky_J> get a good rip
39:00 <damio> sony vaios are nice looking machines!
39:00 <Loof> jah mon
39:00 <damio> and fk
39:00 <damio> that sucks
39:00 <damio> nice tv!!
39:00 <British^Meat> sony 4 lyf
39:00 <Loof> i got a projector now, let him try and crack the wall
39:00 <damio> does warranty cover babies?
39:00 <Loof> lol
39:00 <Loof> nope
39:00 <damio> lolol
40:00 <damio> damn
40:00 <Loof> well toddler he's 3
40:00 <Loof> and a bezerker
40:00 <damio> lol
40:00 <damio> I would be so angry/sad
40:00 <damio> tv & lappy
40:00 <Loof> and phone
41:00 <BlackDevil> yea but hes cool
41:00 <slinky_J> haha 
41:00 <damio> oh man
41:00 <damio> the agony
41:00 <Loof> all replaced now thank fuck
41:00 <Loof> well replaced with a projector instead of the tv
41:00 <damio> smart move
41:00 <Loof> and the laptop comes next week
41:00 <Maurice> Id have kicked him in the arse
41:00 <damio> how does it go during the day?
41:00 <Loof> and i got an s5 with major protective cover
41:00 <damio> nice
42:00 <BlackDevil> watching true bloood
42:00 <Loof> we have a thick curtain so it is fine during the day
42:00 <damio> someone has $$$
42:00 <Loof> dsp man
42:00 <Loof> and we got tax benifit
42:00 <damio> oh yeah
42:00 <damio> you
42:00 <damio> I remember you
42:00 <Loof> hehe
42:00 <damio> and your wife
42:00 <damio> right?
42:00 <damio> lol
42:00 <Saemon> lol your son is the hulk
42:00 <Loof> yep
42:00 <Loof> jah saemon he has quite an arm on him
42:00 <Saemon> goes into a rage and HULK SMASH SMASH!!
42:00 <Loof> beefy little ball of muscle
42:00 <Saemon> haha
42:00 <Maurice> Sounds more like a little jerk
43:00 <British^Meat> excessively mental
43:00 <oxbffff> is your son a gook
43:00 <Loof> should get him into wrestling
43:00 <Saemon> hell yeah
43:00 <Loof> start him early
43:00 <British^Meat> :0
43:00 <British^Meat> Trouble, called it
44:00 <Bastardly_One> ^
45:00 <Skirmish> roast chook rolls for lunch.  OH YEAH
45:00 <Loof> love these bludge days of no study
45:00 <Loof> up for some gta bm?
45:00 <British^Meat> nup
45:00 <Loof> k
45:00 <Loof> lol
45:00 <British^Meat> after work later tonight probs
46:00 <British^Meat> beans on toast here
46:00 <British^Meat> watties brand
46:00 <Loof> sweet
46:00 <British^Meat> i dont really game during the day
46:00 <British^Meat> got other shit to do
46:00 <Loof> do you smoke during the day?
46:00 <Loof> joints?
46:00 <British^Meat> nope
46:00 <Loof> wow willpower
46:00 <Loof> impressed
46:00 <British^Meat> only after work
46:00 <Loof> that's so cool
46:00 <Loof> work first then play
47:00 <British^Meat> indeed
49:00 <British^Meat> time to ride
49:00 <doctor> ride on time
50:00 <BlackDevil> bill died
50:00 <BlackDevil> lol
51:00 <Bastardly_One> fish cakes and chips here
52:00 <British^Meat> lol BlackDevil is doing that thing he does every monday :)
52:00 <BlackDevil> actually i dont know if he died
52:00 <damio> I quit smoking 3 days ago 
52:00 <damio> easy peasy japaneasy
53:00 <BlackDevil> 8 mins left
53:00 <British^Meat> lol @ true blood, really dude, really??
53:00 <fawks> <+Bastardly_One> ^ <+Bastardly_One> ^ <+Bastardly_One> ^ <+Bastardly_One> ^ <+Bastardly_One> ^ <+Bastardly_One> ^ <+Bastardly_One> ^ 
53:00 <fawks> llllllol
53:00 <BlackDevil> i watched all the eps
53:00 <doctor> I haven't had a cigarette since Sunday last week
54:00 <BlackDevil> might as well finish the series
54:00 <Bastardly_One> fawks, what?
54:00 <Bastardly_One> oh ... ^
54:00 <Saemon> omg bill dies?
54:00 <Saemon> nah wtf
54:00 <Bastardly_One> fucking seriously
54:00 <Bastardly_One> get a new hobby ... you're boring 
54:00 <Bastardly_One> and childish
54:00 <Saemon> i thought sarah newlin could cure hep v
54:00 <psYbR> omg someone actually puts a coin between sookie's teeth?
54:00 <Saemon> BlackDevil
54:00 <doctor> about the 10th time I quit and it never gets easier
54:00 <damio> yeah I've quit loads
54:00 <damio> will probably start again later this year
55:00 <Serenity> good thing i ignored him
55:00 <Saemon> it was revealev sarah newlin drank the hep v antidote last ep
55:00 <Serenity> and will ignore anyone else talking about tb
55:00 <Bastardly_One> yes 
55:00 <Saemon> and she cured her sister
55:00 <fawks> ^
55:00 <BlackDevil> they are looking for her
55:00 <Bastardly_One> I get them weekly 
55:00 <BlackDevil> she did
55:00 <Bastardly_One> but this cunt
55:00 <damio> is it hard for you?
55:00 <damio> I get around 3 days of thinking about it
55:00 <doctor> yeah I've told myself that to make it easier. Taking a break to give the lungs time to repair
55:00 <damio> oh
56:00 <BlackDevil> shes at the church\
56:00 <Bastardly_One> BlackDevil why such a cunt?
56:00 <BlackDevil> where she started
56:00 <fawks> ^
56:00 <BlackDevil> lots of flash backs
56:00 <Bastardly_One> fawks, all I have to say is never ever call anyone immature ... how old are you? 15?
56:00 <damio> yeah
56:00 <doctor> Yeah I get pretty caught up into my habits
56:00 <damio> I never felt lung problems with cigarrettes
56:00 <damio> smoking billys was another story
56:00 <damio> coughing up black shit
56:00 <doctor> I noticed the condition they were in when ever I laughed
56:00 <damio> sexy
57:00 <Bastardly_One> grow the fuck up
57:00 <fawks> ^
57:00 <BlackDevil> almost legal Bastardly_One
57:00 <damio> I bet you have a sexy hoarse smokers voice
57:00 <doctor> I've never coughed black stuff
57:00 <damio> have you ever been on the billy?
57:00 <damio> lol
57:00 <doctor> Nah
57:00 <doctor> I used to smoke bongs years a go
57:00 <damio> yeah
57:00 <damio> no black shit?
58:00 <Bastardly_One> wouldn't touch it with a 10 foot pole
58:00 <fawks> ^
58:00 <BlackDevil> good thing your penis is 10 feet
58:00 <doctor> Nah, but bronchitis a few times
58:00 <damio> no fun
58:00 <damio> how old are you habibi
58:00 <damio> ?
58:00 <doctor> Yeah, didn't help, one of the reasons I decided to ditch it
59:00 <BlackDevil> bill and sookie has sex
59:00 <BlackDevil> and its over
59:00 <doctor> I'm 27
59:00 <damio> perfect
59:00 <damio> my habibi
59:00 <doctor> What is a habibi?
59:00 <damio> my dearest/my loveetc
59:00 <damio> arabic
00:00 <psYbR> does bill have sex with the gap in sookie's teeth?
00:00 <psYbR> cuz, he could.
00:00 <BlackDevil> lol
00:00 <BlackDevil> nooo
00:00 <BlackDevil> she bites his lip
00:00 <BlackDevil> you know they are really married to each other
00:00 <damio> masculine 
00:00 <doctor> I'll remember that
00:00 <damio> lol
00:00 <damio> sorry loof
00:00 <damio> you have your wife
00:00 <Loof> lol :(
01:00 <Saemon> yeah irl
01:00 <Saemon> stephen moyer is married to anna paquin
01:00 <fawks> ^
01:00 <psYbR> do you reckon he gives her shit about the gap in her teeth/
01:00 <damio> you are such a closet case
01:00 <Loof> ikr
01:00 <damio> <3
01:00 <Loof> <3
02:00 <Saemon> nah its her trademark now
02:00 <Saemon> moneymaker
02:00 <Saemon> certain stars relies on certain quirks about themselves to help them be unique
03:00 <British^Meat> like who with what?
04:00 <psYbR> do you reckon she'd get more lead roles if she got the gap fixed
04:00 <Doodle> madonna's thigh gristle
04:00 <psYbR> like Angelina Jolie and her huge boobs
04:00 <Doodle> is now her trademark
04:00 <psYbR> or Sasha Grey and being a huge slut
04:00 <BlackDevil> so
04:00 <Saemon> angelina jolie with her pouty lips
04:00 <BlackDevil> did you feel the earthquake in china?
04:00 <Doodle> like justin bieber being a lego man with an attitude problem
04:00 <Saemon> julia roberts with her long legs and smile
05:00 <BlackDevil> Angelina Jolie has no more boobs
05:00 <Saemon> she still has pouty lips
05:00 <BlackDevil> yes
05:00 <psYbR> I would swim upstream in a river of lemon juice with a thousand cuts just to suck a fart out of angelina's ass
05:00 <Doodle> she had her boobs relocated to her lips
05:00 <Saemon> morgan freeman with his voce
05:00 <Saemon> voice
05:00 <Saemon> in sookies case, her gap teeth
05:00 <Doodle> Saemon and his no legs
05:00 <psYbR> Jolie in Maleficent, hnggggg
06:00 <Saemon> thanks Doodle.
06:00 <BlackDevil> psYbR http://www.buzzfeed.com/kimberleydadds/photos-that-prove-good-teeth-can-change-your-face
06:00 <Doodle> 10-4 sumbitch pile o monkey nuts
06:00 <ShadowLurker> *11:36:14 AM* <damio> "the request could not be performed because on an I/O error"
06:00 <ShadowLurker> its dead
06:00 <damio> :'(
06:00 <damio> and thanks
06:00 <damio> will use it for magnets
06:00 <ShadowLurker> that means either the heads have crashed or somehting worse
07:00 <fawks> dewdel
07:00 <doctor> real teeth for plastic ones
07:00 <BlackDevil> http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/2014-05/enhanced/webdr08/1/9/grid-cell-17359-1398950460-8.jpg
07:00 <Bastardly_One> WOO!
07:00 <BlackDevil> modanna
07:00 <Bastardly_One> finally it's time to go to Beaufort
07:00 <ShadowLurker> that explains why the bios locks up
07:00 <damio> yeah
07:00 <Saemon> -o-o- talk
07:00 <damio> it was starting to corrupt last year
07:00 <damio> seems like it has finally pooped
07:00 <ShadowLurker> head crash
07:00 <damio> can I whack it around to fix it?
08:00 <Bastardly_One> I bet it's cold outside
08:00 <ShadowLurker> negatory
08:00 <ShadowLurker> its toast
08:00 <damio> that is so lame
08:00 <damio> wd suck
08:00 <damio> never buy wd scorpio
09:00 <psYbR> LOL tom cruise as a kid
09:00 <doctor> theres this ad on TV at the moment with a asian couple spruiking their dental clinic. they've got these giant forced smiles and are forcing speach through their pearly whites - it's terrifying and you can barely understand a word they say
09:00 <doctor> people who force smiles like that to show their teeth remind me of rabid dogs
09:00 <ShadowLurker> wd are fins as long as they dont get hot
09:00 <ShadowLurker> fine*
09:00 <damio> they run hot
09:00 <ShadowLurker> that kills em
09:00 <damio> this one is connected in the air
09:00 <damio> without a case on it
09:00 <damio> and it is bloody hot
09:00 <ShadowLurker> yeh the older ones did
09:00 <damio> can't imagine how hot it gets inside the computer
10:00 <Bastardly_One> see ya soon cunts
11:00 <BlackDevil> this tattoo psYbR https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/10564999_734663803235970_7552902688278090300_n.jpg?oh=69b49ca1696e59bdc50c06b7e1bb47a7&oe=543F03A8&__gda__=1412732705_e0545996869dc8fcadf37e03ac573c86
11:00 <root> eww
11:00 <BlackDevil> lol @ http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2014/07/the-dar-199.jpg
11:00 <damio> ooo
11:00 <damio> i whacked it
11:00 <damio> and it made the head access sound
11:00 <damio> like it moved
11:00 <damio> and it beeps
11:00 <damio> cool
12:00 <psYbR> yeah classy :P
12:00 <BlackDevil> im always texting Serenity when im taking a shit
13:00 <slinky_J> lo
13:00 <slinky_J> l
13:00 <ShadowLurker> sure
13:00 <Saemon> <+Bastardly_One> fucking seriously
13:00 <Saemon> <+Bastardly_One> get a new hobby ... you're boring 
13:00 <Saemon> <+Bastardly_One> and childish
13:00 <Saemon> ???
13:00 <BlackDevil> nah why waste my texting
13:00 <Saemon> who was that directed to?
13:00 <BlackDevil> probably me
14:00 <Saemon> ic
14:00 <ShadowLurker> both
14:00 <slinky_J> lol
14:00 <milk> I'm going for a walk
14:00 <damio> lol
14:00 <milk> l8r
14:00 <Doodle> fawksypoos <3
14:00 <Saemon> but then
14:00 <Saemon> he typed
14:00 <Saemon> <+Bastardly_One> fawks, all I have to say is never ever call anyone immature ... how old are you? 15?
14:00 <Saemon> <+Bastardly_One> grow the fuck up
14:00 <B1-not-here> wait until I've gone you little fuck
14:00 <B1-not-here> I'll be back for you later
14:00 <ShadowLurker> oh no
14:00 <ShadowLurker> beedee tick tick tick 
14:00 <ShadowLurker> death chirp
14:00 <damio> not that
14:00 <damio> I have heard that before though
14:00 <ShadowLurker> its nasty
15:00 <B1-not-here> *gone*
15:00 <Saemon> ......
15:00 <Saemon> ^
15:00 <Saemon> must be that time of the month.
15:00 <ShadowLurker> sad pathetic little man
15:00 <damio> was good
15:00 <damio> immediate diagnosis in pc shop
15:00 <damio> HS work epxperience
15:00 <damio> lol
16:00 <Saemon> ikr
16:00 <ShadowLurker> YOU
16:00 <ShadowLurker> fucking idiot
16:00 <fawks> lmao
16:00 <fawks> ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
16:00 <Saemon> lol
16:00 <Saemon> ^
16:00 <fawks> <+B1-not-here> wait until I've gone you little fuck
16:00 <fawks> but he wasnt gone
16:00 <fawks> ~weird~
17:00 <Saemon> lol ikr
17:00 <Saemon> wat a retard
17:00 <fawks> youre just as retarded
17:00 <fawks> soz 2 say m8
18:00 <ShadowLurker> not soz
18:00 <Saemon> i know, but at least i dont pretend like im not and act like im all good 
18:00 <Saemon> i aint pretentious like him
18:00 <ShadowLurker> youre worse
19:00 <Saemon> im retarded, and i fully embrace it, with me, you know what you're dealing with, you get what u see
20:00 <Saemon> bastardly_one however is a sneaky, pretentious, passive aggressive sly lil rat who arrogantly acts like he's smarter n above everyone else
20:00 <psYbR> my favorite thing about Saemon is his nickname <3
21:00 <Saemon> lol cheers bro, whys that?
22:00 <psYbR> I don't know if it's actually pronounced that way, but I read it as semen.
22:00 <psYbR> my favorite thing about ShadowLurker is his nickname <3
23:00 <ShadowLurker> get out Fennec_Fox
23:00 <Saemon> well theres clearly an 'a' between the S and the E and no 'e' between the M and the N in Saemon
23:00 <Fennec_Fox> fuck up wanker
23:00 <Saemon> so i dont no how u get semen 
24:00 <Mew> i know how
24:00 <Saemon> yo tuckshops
24:00 <Mew> hi saesae
24:00 <psYbR> true, Saemon. But "demon" sounds like "semen" and it's not spelt with an E before the n
24:00 <Saemon> tell pirate i said yo
24:00 <psYbR> and I don't know how "ae" is pronounced, so I'm just guessing
25:00 <Saemon> its pronouced Say-mon
25:00 <Mew> encyclopaedia
25:00 <Mew> peedia
25:00 <Mew> eeeeee
25:00 <psYbR> see ^
25:00 <psYbR> lol
25:00 <psYbR> even though thats not how you spell encyclopedia
26:00 <Saemon> Mew, some ppl will pronounce it as "miew"
26:00 <Saemon> while some will say "moo"
26:00 <Mew> yeah i dunno thats just the only word i could think of with ae
27:00 <druff> sundae
27:00 <Saemon> ok them it will sound like 'semon'
27:00 <Saemon> still not ;semen'
27:00 <British^Meat> daemon
27:00 <British^Meat> or is it deamon?
27:00 <Saemon> daemon tools
27:00 <Mew> maybe no one knows
27:00 <Mew> does as
27:00 <British^Meat> no, defo daemon
27:00 <Mew> does ae even know what it is
27:00 <Saemon> yeah sundae is pronouced as sunday
27:00 <Saemon> not sundee
28:00 <British^Meat> yer Saemon
28:00 <Saemon> unless you're some hillbilly redneck
28:00 <British^Meat> but i say sunday and sundee
28:00 <British^Meat> EXPLAIN DAT ONE
28:00 <British^Meat> sundee
28:00 <British^Meat> mundee
28:00 <British^Meat> tuesdee
28:00 <Saemon> your mum might have taken meth while you are in the oven
28:00 <Saemon> thats why u talk the way u talk 
28:00 <psYbR> fridee
29:00 <British^Meat> k
29:00 <psYbR> after SKEWL I swim in the PEWL
29:00 <slinky_J> well
29:00 <Mew> a fewl in the kewl pewl
29:00 <slinky_J> when i say sunday it sounds like sundy
29:00 <Saemon> yo sah-link-sterrr
29:00 <psYbR> I like to drewl
29:00 <slinky_J> or sundeh
35:00 <Mew> so many people pronounce yiros wrong
36:00 <British^Meat> how is?
36:00 <Mew> euro, yeeross, gyro, jy-ross,  
36:00 <Mew> theres more i cant remember
36:00 <British^Meat> kebab
36:00 <Mew> zooflarki
37:00 <Fez> Trough
37:00 <Fez> Through
37:00 <Fez> Plough
37:00 <British^Meat> sow
37:00 <Fez> Etc
37:00 <Fez> Buy
37:00 <Fez> Bi
37:00 <Fez> Bye
37:00 <Mew> this is hurting my brain
37:00 <Fez> Mew
38:00 <Mew> Fez
38:00 <Mew> Phez
38:00 <Mew> Phteven
39:00 <Fez> Shhh
41:00 <Loof> i have 6 hours to finish an assignment that is only half done and i'm on irc/gaming
41:00 <Loof> i suck
42:00 <fawks> well get off 
42:00 <slinky_J> zvlake
42:00 <Loof> i will ty
42:00 <psYbR> lol...
42:00 <fawks> k
43:00 <beagle> this dude was chatting to said he drank 60 beers in a day
43:00 <beagle> lol
43:00 <beagle> i hardly can drink more than 60 standard drinks he is so fulla shit.
43:00 <beagle> gnite
44:00 <Mew> wha pow
45:00 <fawks> LOL
45:00 <fawks> chandlers whip
47:00 <fawks> oh thats wa pa
47:00 <fawks> nvm.
47:00 <fawks> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ggXbzjnffAo
47:00 <fawks> rofs
47:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Friends Chandler---whipped (Jan 29, 2007) - Category: Comedy - 469,328 - 1,625 likes (99%), 16 dislikes (1%)
48:00 <Mew> oh no i was doing chandlers whip!
48:00 <Mew> i didnt know it was wa pa LOL
50:00 <Saemon> bow chika wow wooooow
50:00 <Mew> hello btw
51:00 <fawks> lool
51:00 <fawks> hi
51:00 <Mew> http://shelfies.com/collections/sweaters/products/art-attack-sweater
52:00 <Mew> http://shelfies.com/collections/sweaters/products/carpet-track-sweater
52:00 <Mew> i wish these werent so expensive
53:00 <fawks> Mew this is prob me fave friends scene ever https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IQicfUjVVqU
53:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Ross playing the bagpipe + bloopers [HILARIOUS!!!] (Nov 25, 2007) - Category: Entertainment - 3,033,033 - 12,452 likes (99%), 129 dislikes (1%)
54:00 <Fez> Get a pikachu onesie
54:00 <Saemon> omg fez
54:00 <Saemon> thats would be so adorable on a toddler
55:00 <Fez> What about on a mew?
55:00 <Mew> wow
55:00 <Mew> i wanna punch ross in the face
56:00 <fawks> lmao 
56:00 <fawks> i love how phoebe is pissing herself
57:00 <Saemon> yo 
01:00 <BM^MB> phew! pooped!
02:00 <Mew> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VWtfbN5af4c
02:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Breakfast: Paul has a moment (Feb 25, 2008) - Category: Entertainment - 611,975 - 1,968 likes (96.2%), 77 dislikes (3.8%)
02:00 <British^Meat> [14:14] * beagle is now known as nitebeegs, LOL bedtime at 2pm :)
02:00 <Fez> Pooping isgood
03:00 <matrix>  Not hearing about it is better
05:00 <fawks> lol his laugh
05:00 <Fez> Ratemypoo.com
05:00 <matrix> Rather not.
06:00 <fawks> tebeccco
07:00 <Mew> hes so hilarious lol
07:00 <Mew> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4yt9olqwIeE
07:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Breakfast: Moustache Gate (Mar 24, 2009) - Category: Entertainment - 330,502 - 1,565 likes (94.2%), 96 dislikes (5.8%)
11:00 <British^Meat> damned
11:00 <British^Meat> I wanted to show beagle my new computer!
11:00 <Loof> what's the cpu/gpu?
12:00 <British^Meat> have a look Loof
12:00 <British^Meat> https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpf1/t1.0-9/p480x480/10559737_10153038538273032_7747139634865163027_n.jpg
12:00 <British^Meat> sure is man, it got 3 settings, 800/1600/2400W, Booster fan heat circulation, adjustable thermostat, tip over safety switch, and onboard cord storage!
12:00 <British^Meat> i even installed BF3 on it
12:00 <British^Meat> https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xap1/v/t1.0-9/p843x403/10552538_10153038732743032_8227025267974890229_n.jpg?oh=c2cad7fbc7adf8c872e30ac64bcd4dac&oe=544DBFF1&__gda__=1414219082_c9d09fd3a78c4749620eb9f8fb43f9e7
13:00 <Mew> lmfao
14:00 <British^Meat> Mew its called a HoMewell
15:00 <Mew> omg
16:00 <Saemon> https://au.news.yahoo.com/world/a/24625243/selfie-obsessive-accidentally-killed-himself-with-a-shot-to-the-head/
16:00 <Saemon> lolarious.
16:00 <Mew> it knows me
16:00 <Mew> cuppa tea brb
16:00 <British^Meat> do you have a thermostat function and onboard cord storage?
17:00 <Saemon> natural selection at work right there monami's.
17:00 <Saemon> natures method of getting rid of stupid from mankinds gene pool
17:00 <Doodle> yes, and so does my pc
17:00 <British^Meat> hot
17:00 <Sponge> sorry, not sorry
18:00 <Mew> lmao
18:00 <nitebeegs> dan , is intergrated raedon gpu any good its 7560D  ..... good yes ? 1gb tho ! :) the 512mb was capable of black ops 2 reallllllllllllllish high res.
19:00 <Mew> dammit i clicked the wro.. o im ded
19:00 <slinky_J> stupidity is just stupidity
19:00 <Sponge> try mining for bitcoins
19:00 <nitebeegs> well they make those
19:00 <nitebeegs> they are kinda gay tho
19:00 <nitebeegs> dollar sign replaced with bit coin symbol
19:00 <nitebeegs> some asian thingo.
19:00 <Sponge> crazy
19:00 <nitebeegs> lol well now you know :)
20:00 <nitebeegs> also they are large and round and thick .
22:00 <nitebeegs> "okay lets go out the backyard , dig up the land and harvest some weed !!! oh , hang on lets not"
22:00 <nitebeegs> we must grow meth in china and send it to melbourne ....
22:00 <nitebeegs> and lose $200 million
22:00 <nitebeegs> .
23:00 <oxbffff> why bother?
23:00 <nitebeegs> why bother what
23:00 <nitebeegs> ohhh dealers suck.
23:00 <nitebeegs> atleast prices of em do
23:00 <nitebeegs> u good at this , i like you allretti
23:00 <oxbffff> i would like to live in vancouver canada the police there tolerate weed
23:00 <nitebeegs> shimmon ?
23:00 <oxbffff> ?
23:00 <Saemon> Mew get liposuction done on your triceps and do some tricep dumbell curls please. thanks.
26:00 <Fez> Boobs
27:00 <slinky_J> https://scontent-b-sea.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpa1/l/t1.0-9/10441004_795025817202791_5583253176608613236_n.jpg
28:00 <partay> Fuck me
28:00 <Loof> die nitebeegs, you talk so much shit plz die
29:00 <partay> I thought today was Thursday
29:00 <Doodle> https://scontent-a-sea.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfa1/t1.0-9/10487487_687932137922016_6888720432172926856_n.jpg
29:00 <Loof> dumbest ones always have the most to say eg. beagle
29:00 <partay> Is that a serenity burger?
30:00 <Doodle> https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=139857653486
30:00 <slinky_J> said the dumbest one currently active in chan
30:00 <Serenity> it certainly is not!
30:00 <Doodle> lol
30:00 <Doodle> sezz's is more like a mcfest
30:00 <Doodle> *feast
30:00 <Serenity> excuse me!
30:00 <Doodle> looool
30:00 <Doodle> MCFEAST
30:00 <Serenity> my burger is nice n tidy
30:00 <partay> I thought it would be more like a filet o fish
31:00 <Doodle> like a juniorburger
31:00 <Loof> no nibbly bits
31:00 <Serenity> you're all very rude
31:00 <Serenity> im outraged
31:00 <Doodle> me too
31:00 <Doodle> filth
31:00 <Saemon> giggity
31:00 <matrix> Wb Ana_Ng
31:00 <Loof> Ana_Ng's vag is like a taco with extra lettuce
31:00 <Serenity> mmm taco
32:00 <matrix> Loof you really have no tact
32:00 <Ana_Ng> he is out of school
32:00 <Ana_Ng> no class
32:00 <Doodle> https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xaf1/v/t1.0-9/10501759_813286435348871_3749166310583513246_n.jpg?oh=8d74f8a68c3a4dfc9824040e1979275b&oe=54371A3B&__gda__=1415061898_397e07b1e0c379a5f40fa07364fcfe64
32:00 <Serenity> calm your tits
32:00 <Serenity> NOOOOOOOOO ~~~~
33:00 <matrix> I am calm lol
33:00 <Mew> thats so good
33:00 <British^Meat> how the fuck would i know nitebeegs
34:00 <Doodle> https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/t1.0-9/10445461_10201471343544029_3710820576140545813_n.jpg
34:00 <Saemon> yankee doodle
35:00 <Saemon> whats Mew's fav species of bird?
35:00 <Saemon> a Cock-or-Two.
35:00 <Saemon> ziiing.
35:00 <Serenity> saemon
35:00 <Saemon> lol
36:00 <milk> Hey
36:00 <Serenity> you are so clsoe to joining cats permanently i can smell it
36:00 <Saemon> im juz jks
36:00 <Serenity> i dont care what you are doing you're annoying as fuck
36:00 <British^Meat> :)
36:00 <British^Meat> annoying ass fuck
36:00 <Saemon> sorry sorry i was jk i wont joke anymore
36:00 <Serenity> YOU'RE UGLY AND YOUR PARENTS HATE YOU
36:00 <Serenity> soz jk
37:00 <partay> lol
37:00 <Saemon> ironic, cuz thats entirely true
37:00 <slinky_J>  <Serenity> my burger is nice n tidy <Serenity> my burger is nice n tidy <Serenity> my burger is nice n tidy <Serenity> my burger is nice n tidy
37:00 <British^Meat> y dont u join SA's premiere based irc chat chan anymore Saemon
37:00 <British^Meat> ?
37:00 <slinky_J> lols
38:00 <Saemon> cuz that channel sucks British^Meat
38:00 <British^Meat> did we offend you?
38:00 <Saemon> no one talks there
38:00 <partay> Saemon eat shit
38:00 <British^Meat> not at 4am no....
38:00 <Saemon> its only got like 5 members or so
38:00 <Saemon> laaaaaame
38:00 <British^Meat> :)
39:00 <British^Meat> we cant be as cool as this room im afraid
39:00 <Saemon> bak in the old days, it was cool
39:00 <Saemon> when pillzor, serasvictoria and alucard was on
39:00 <British^Meat> not really...
40:00 <British^Meat> it was kinda, like here, lotsa bullying, idiots, and arguing, no offence to the great #melbourne alumni
40:00 <Saemon> yea it was
40:00 <British^Meat> but i guess that happens with any room with a lotta ppl in it
40:00 <Saemon> thats what made it cool
40:00 <British^Meat> We have a select core now
40:00 <British^Meat> oh, u like a bit of trolling do ya?
40:00 <Saemon> it was like the wild west
40:00 <Saemon> anything goes
40:00 <British^Meat> I couldnt tell...
40:00 <Saemon> nah, i just like activity in a room
40:00 <British^Meat> btw im being sarcastiv :|
40:00 <Saemon> not silence and idle
41:00 <Saemon> thats very hard to tell through text in a screen bro
41:00 <British^Meat> fine, im not going to talk to you, im going to be silent and idle
42:00 <Loof> i'll just sit here and slowly jerk it
42:00 <Saemon> suit yourself monami
42:00 <Mew> theres another 24/7 cafe de vilis opening
42:00 <Mew> yuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuum
43:00 <nitebeegs> in kanga island mew
43:00 <nitebeegs> or melbs
43:00 <British^Meat> i hope its norf
43:00 <Mew> adelaide
43:00 <nitebeegs> lol so maybe norf of adil eed
43:00 <Mew> blair athol
43:00 <nitebeegs> ;ljd;lakjsd;lfkjad;fkjsafdsa
43:00 <nitebeegs> youre all mad
43:00 <nitebeegs> yep umm north east ? 
44:00 <Mew> i dunno but the only thing better than one 247 vilis is two 247 vilis
44:00 <nitebeegs> lol mew
44:00 <nitebeegs> balfours forever !
44:00 <nitebeegs> actually i always go villis :)
44:00 <nitebeegs> therse also this local one called
44:00 <British^Meat> WALL OF TEXT
44:00 <Mew> fuck off you disgusting creature balfours is vomit rolled into a pastry shape
44:00 <nitebeegs> well whtaever it is called it makes the pies n pasties saysages rolls etc for 247 servo here
44:00 <Mew> just kidding i dont actually mind balfours lol but vilis is way better
44:00 <nitebeegs> okay mew you got me there
45:00 <Mew> vilis puffs up 
45:00 <nitebeegs> mew i would agree with you but its been wayyyyy too long since i ate balfours :)
45:00 <Mew> luv puff
45:00 <Mew> okay
45:00 <Sponge> puff pussy
45:00 <Loof> mmm bridget the midget
46:00 <Nikky`> wb zaim.. trout slapper and runner
46:00 <nitebeegs> and fat
46:00 <nitebeegs> ugly
46:00 <nitebeegs> bit like ya mother
46:00 <nitebeegs> i guess loof
46:00 <nitebeegs> woah 
46:00 <nitebeegs> !!! 
46:00 <nitebeegs> look out uglywave oh tidal wave 
46:00 <nitebeegs> of loofyness
46:00 <British^Meat> oh, beagles showing off again
46:00 <Sponge> how did pockets hanging out underneath short shorts become fasionable
46:00 <nitebeegs> angry insanity approaching
46:00 <British^Meat> :/
46:00 <Mew> do you reckon this is where jawsh learned it?
46:00 <British^Meat> im sorry Victoria, i really am, as a south aussie i feel i need to apologise for him
47:00 <zaim> i had to.....
47:00 <zaim> love does that to ya sometimes
47:00 <British^Meat> lol @ jawsh
47:00 <British^Meat> i saw him last night, nearly arced up :)
47:00 <British^Meat> nearly popped
47:00 <partay> Hi mew
47:00 <British^Meat> on the cusp
47:00 <Mew> on here or irl?
47:00 <nitebeegs> dan, no
47:00 <partay> How are my fav mewbs? 
47:00 <British^Meat> jah here
47:00 <nitebeegs> who dan
47:00 <Mew> oh good lol
48:00 <Nikky`> It does zaim.. that it does
48:00 <Nikky`> err thank you milk
48:00 <nitebeegs> hello my name is dan and i see things
48:00 <Loof> he's so pathetic
48:00 <Loof> hope he gets bashed again
48:00 <British^Meat> not u chadweasel
48:00 <Mew> oh wtf hello partay
48:00 <Mew> i didnt even see that
48:00 <nitebeegs> British^Meat is not x
48:00 <nitebeegs> he ix lot of x
49:00 <nitebeegs> British^Meat you didnt see jawsh anywhere it was just ... not possible. you dont come near city !
49:00 <British^Meat> fuck off beagle
49:00 <British^Meat> youre an imbecile
49:00 <nitebeegs> fuck off y
49:00 <British^Meat> what in hades r u on about?
49:00 <Loof> beagle how did you get so retarded? did your mother put lead in your bottle?
50:00 <nitebeegs> but dan you cant have fucking seen him unless you perhaps are near him 
50:00 <nitebeegs> gnite im outta here enjoy 
50:00 <British^Meat> so spasticated
50:00 <nitebeegs> loof i hear your mother remaark and raise you an ugly dumb fucken retarded fuckwit that likes asians bitches !
50:00 <Mew> nitebeegs
50:00 <nitebeegs> and then put you on ignore .
51:00 <nitebeegs> sayonara
51:00 <Loof> so glad lucy and beagle didn't breed
51:00 <Mew> imagine being blind drunk at 3:20pm on a tuesday
51:00 <Fez> Hi mew
51:00 <British^Meat> lol
52:00 <Pyro-> laalaalaalaaalalaalalaaa
52:00 <partay> We can dream mew
52:00 <Mew> for no occasion other than you do this every day and hate ur life
52:00 <Loof> on $5 goon
52:00 <Loof> beagle is an actual pale skinned abo
52:00 <partay> As the saying goes..everyday is a good day when you have nice tits. .. right mew? 
53:00 <Nikky`> No work today zaim?
53:00 <British^Meat> i concur, these dudes that just sit around the house all day, have they got it made?
53:00 <British^Meat> I dunno
53:00 <British^Meat> Couldbnt do it myself
53:00 <British^Meat> but must be great to not really have anything to worry about
53:00 <Mew> i like working and doing stuff and things
53:00 <Mew> seeing real life people
53:00 <Loof> except where your next cask of wine is coming from or running out of tailer mades
54:00 <Mew> i still buy goon but it sits in the fridge for like a month 
54:00 <Loof> i cant go out in public without wanting to bash cunts
54:00 <Mew> really?!
54:00 <Loof> too many beagle's out there
54:00 <British^Meat> yer, i mean who foesnt like sitting at home, but every day?
54:00 <Mew> theres really not
54:00 <Mew> it would seem like there is if you go by austnet
55:00 <Mew> but theres heaps of normal fun people in real life
55:00 <Loof> nah just on public transport, always some cunt who decides to eyeball me
55:00 <Loof> cause i look weired
55:00 <matrix> Sitting at home all day sucks
55:00 <Loof> such a buzzkill
55:00 <matrix> I much prefer working
55:00 <Loof> kills my high
56:00 <Loof> i should drive i have a registered insured car
56:00 <Loof> but no licence
56:00 <partay> Loof how about you go for a walk around the block you fat cunt
56:00 <Loof> public transport is ass
56:00 <British^Meat> hah, y u wanna bash everyone?
56:00 <Loof> about 1 in 10 people need a good bashing
56:00 <Loof> imo
57:00 <Nikky`> Yes Nikky.. yes, no work today 
57:00 <Loof> it would be good for them
57:00 <British^Meat> hah, y u wanna bash anyone?
57:00 <Mew> yeah why though
57:00 <Loof> to stop them being fuckwits
57:00 <Loof> stop them being rude
57:00 <Mew> how do you know that just from looking at them
57:00 <partay> Loof you need a good flogging
57:00 <British^Meat> its kinda rude to bash someone
57:00 <Loof> cause after staring for a while they point me out to their mates and laugh
57:00 <matrix> Not nice being bashed either
58:00 <slinky_J> fk man so sick of seeing stan lee in every film
58:00 <slinky_J> i dont think he gets nobody cares about him
58:00 <slinky_J> neway *spanx nikz*
58:00 <Nikky`> Hey slinky_J :o)
58:00 <Loof> probably cause i'm looking psycho
58:00 <Mew> this kind of sounds like intense paranoia
58:00 <British^Meat> r u the elephant man?
58:00 <Loof> close bm
58:00 <Loof> i look sooo bad
58:00 <Doodle> i agree with Loof
58:00 <Doodle> he does look bad
58:00 <Loof> lol ty
58:00 <Doodle> :P
58:00 <Mew> ive seen a pic of you Loof you look fine, i wouldnt expect anyone to look at you any differently 
59:00 <slinky_J> :P
59:00 <slinky_J> oj with orange soda!
59:00 <Loof> my psychiatrist wanted to walk down the street with me so i can prove it
59:00 <Doodle> the general public do need a good hiding tho
59:00 <matrix> Loof be happy with who you are
59:00 <partay> Haha
59:00 <matrix> Then none can hurt you
59:00 <Mew> plus you shouldnt be monitoring public transport to see whos looking at you, you should read a book or listen to music or something
59:00 <partay> I'd molest mew
59:00 <Doodle> no, watch them Loof
59:00 <matrix> Accept who you are and then Noone can use it against you
59:00 <Doodle> or they might get you
59:00 <Mew> you need tactics to divert the bus crazies
59:00 <British^Meat> everyone looks at everyone
59:00 <Mew> or theyll get u
59:00 <British^Meat> doesnt mean u need to give em a hiding
59:00 <Doodle> poke holes in your book so you can keep an eye on them
00:00 <Mew> DOODLE YOURE RUINING MY PROGRESS
00:00 <Loof> i use sunnies so they cant see that i can see they're looking
00:00 <Loof> but i see them
00:00 <Doodle> lol sif take advice from irc people
00:00 <Loof> sometimes i blow a kiss
00:00 <Doodle> what are you, crazy?
00:00 <Doodle> wait nm
00:00 <Mew> omggggg
00:00 <British^Meat> i wear mirrored aviators, i always stare at ppl :)
00:00 <Doodle> Loof theyre looking at you cos you're wearing sunnies on the train, in a tunnel
01:00 <Loof> lol
01:00 <Mew> at night
01:00 <Doodle> without a seeing eye dog
01:00 <Mew> and a trenchcoat
01:00 <Loof> and sometimes logic kicks in and i realise they might just be staring at me cause i'm staring at them
01:00 <Loof> but most of the time i just get pissed
01:00 <Loof> but it's fun :D
01:00 <Mew> yeah maybe nourish that logic thingy
01:00 <Doodle> screw logic, where did that ever get anybody
01:00 <Mew> see if you can find him when you start gettin crazy
02:00 <Doodle> and bash him too
02:00 <Mew> DOODLE YEEZUS CHROIST
02:00 <Loof> i haven't had a fight in years now though
02:00 <Doodle> its $)@
02:00 <Loof> i'd probably get my ass kicked
02:00 <Doodle> 402
02:00 <Mew> so why waste all this effort on getting riled up thinking about bashing people
02:00 <Mew> you can just be zen and chilled out
02:00 <Loof> i like fighting
02:00 <Doodle> sex hormones
02:00 <Loof> it's a rush
02:00 <Mew> but you dont fight anyone
02:00 <Doodle> gives him a stiffy
02:00 <Loof> i used to
03:00 <Mew> yeah but you havent for years
03:00 <Doodle> sometimes i have to beat someone up to get an erection
03:00 <Doodle> it happens
03:00 <Mew> beat up half a mongrel
03:00 <Doodle> kekeke
03:00 <Doodle> read my mind
03:00 <Loof> yeah i think i'd get my ass kicked these days being on the meds i'm on now, they make you sloooooow
03:00 <Fez> Beat off a mongrel
03:00 <Loof> but they also make you less crazy
03:00 <Mew> so mellow out then
03:00 <Mew> stop trying to hold onto the aggressive stuff lol
04:00 <Loof> i'm mellowing out with age
04:00 <Loof> no where near as bad as i was
04:00 <Doodle> i learnt a really good saying a while back that helped me stop being so aggressive
04:00 <Doodle> let go or be dragged
04:00 <Doodle> so i just think that when i get pissed off
05:00 <Doodle> takes way more energy to get fucked off over something
05:00 <Mew> wow thats a goody
05:00 <Mew> i hope you're not being sarcastic cos i actually think thats good LOL
05:00 <Loof> people in shabby clothes shit me
05:00 <Doodle> nah i'm not for once
05:00 <Doodle> lol
05:00 <Mew> yey
05:00 <Doodle> shabby clothes
05:00 <Loof> i hate seeing bogans
06:00 <Doodle> thankfully i wear a top hat, tails and a monacle when i go to safeway
06:00 <Loof> lol
06:00 <Loof> i mean it costs nothing to dress yourself
06:00 <Doodle> and people keep telling me do not pass go
06:00 <Loof> in clean clothes
06:00 <Doodle> dirty clothes are gross yes
07:00 <Loof> target clothes cost next to nothing and they're reasonably up to date
07:00 <Doodle> best & less, $6 tshirts
07:00 <Doodle> BAM
07:00 <nitebeegs> like the rags your wife has i guess, loof
07:00 <Fez> Vinnies
07:00 <Doodle> and they come with bonus fithy slogans
07:00 <Fez> Fill a bag for $1
07:00 <Loof> nice
08:00 <Doodle> https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpf1/t31.0-8/330275_2875477959670_826587452_o.jpg
08:00 <Doodle> $6
08:00 <Doodle> https://scontent-b-lax.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/230883_1880354682210_5075523_n.jpg?oh=80c61233f20d7cc8a8dbf8b448e0d9ac&oe=5457BEBF
08:00 <Loof> awesome
09:00 <Loof> brb
09:00 <Doodle> http://tinypic.com/view.php?pic=v4w09k&s=5#.U-B1AfmSyM4
09:00 <British^Meat> lol
10:00 <British^Meat> fkn nutters
10:00 <British^Meat> i swear
10:00 <British^Meat> beagle and loof should live together
11:00 <partay> Loof needs to up his meds
14:00 <FredFlinstone> gday thero
14:00 <FredFlinstone> oh lol
15:00 <Fez> 415
16:00 <Mew> you should cross out a,c,e and b 
17:00 <FredFlinstone> gday TheRon this time lol
17:00 <TheRon> hello
17:00 <FredFlinstone> hows they hangin mate?
17:00 <TheRon> oh yeah
17:00 <FredFlinstone> lol
17:00 <doctor> 2 kewl 5 skewl
18:00 <FredFlinstone> do you think I should get that little camper?
18:00 <British^Meat> :)
19:00 <TheRon> how much?
19:00 <FredFlinstone> 18500
19:00 <TheRon> tell him he's dreaming
19:00 <FredFlinstone> no thats cheap lol
19:00 <FredFlinstone> its an off road one
19:00 <Doodle> wont fit in the pool room
19:00 <TheRon> i have no idea
19:00 <FredFlinstone> with annexe and awning
19:00 <Doodle> whats it based on
19:00 <Doodle> lol Mew
19:00 <Mew> i was scrolled up lol for the facebook one
20:00 <FredFlinstone> I was thinking if he came down another 500 I would grab it
20:00 <FredFlinstone> teardrop 
20:00 <Doodle> oh
20:00 <TheRon> offer to pay him cash
20:00 <Doodle> so its a caravan
20:00 <FredFlinstone> it is
20:00 <FredFlinstone> why hiss?
20:00 <Doodle> caravans are the scourge of the road
20:00 <FredFlinstone> its a tiny one
21:00 <Doodle> YOU BETTER DO THE SPEED LIMIT
21:00 <Doodle> THATS ALL I'M SAYING
21:00 <FredFlinstone> I dont come into contact with many caravans
21:00 <FredFlinstone> fuck well everyone passes me now
21:00 <TheRon> it's a speed limit not something to aspire to
21:00 <FredFlinstone> I do 100 and they go 115
21:00 <FredFlinstone> nope
21:00 <FredFlinstone> I am in no hurry
21:00 <Doodle> why all these people buy caravans and big 4wds, and then proceed to do 20km/h under the speed limit i will never understand
21:00 <Student> you might need a shower Mew
22:00 <FredFlinstone> I see too many fuck heads on the road
22:00 <FredFlinstone> not the case when I was going to take a look at it
22:00 <FredFlinstone> the guy who had it actually passed me going quite fast lol
22:00 <FredFlinstone> with a great big off raoder
22:00 <Mew> did anyone watch my granny the escort last night?
23:00 <FredFlinstone> thats why I not interested in gettting a big one too much stress driving it
23:00 <FredFlinstone> I wanna do real camping
23:00 <Doodle> yeah theyre bullshit
23:00 <Doodle> fuck all those people with big caravans
23:00 <FredFlinstone> not a fuckin home away from home
23:00 <FredFlinstone> some of them  are just totally over the top
23:00 <Mew> when that 84yrld is like "sometimes they lay in the bath and i stand on top of them" 
23:00 <Mew> "and give them the golden shower" LOL
23:00 <Student> grosss
23:00 <Mew> she seemed pretty happy 
23:00 <Student> yes sure, i can forsee your future ;)
24:00 <Doodle> why buy a huge caravan when you can sleep in a macrame kit on wheels like yours
24:00 <Doodle> er *meccano
24:00 <FredFlinstone> cos they have a partner lol
24:00 <FredFlinstone> usually the woman who makes that choice
24:00 <Doodle> good way to torture your partner, take them camping
24:00 <Doodle> yeah
24:00 <TheRon> is the caravan comfy for two ppl to root in
24:00 <FredFlinstone> bro in law was changed
24:00 <Mew> i was actually considering it haha
24:00 <Student> here you go :)
24:00 <Mew> getting paid $400p/hr when you're 84 for weeing on someone is a pretty good deal considering that most 84yrld women wee on someone or something for free when they sneeze and laugh etc
25:00 <FredFlinstone> yeah its a double bed
25:00 <Doodle> mate of mine rebuilt a caravan, stripped it out and refitted it
25:00 <FredFlinstone> oh my TheRon one track mind
25:00 <FredFlinstone> yeah
25:00 <Doodle> those things are just cages with cupboards
25:00 <FredFlinstone> I would if I could
25:00 <TheRon> only thing that matters surely
25:00 <FredFlinstone> the guy who is selling it is a camper
25:00 <FredFlinstone> no way
25:00 <FredFlinstone> I am going on my own anyway
25:00 <nbeeg> 84? thats a bit of a cash mew, perhaps also do you have to be ugly as loof ?
26:00 <FredFlinstone> wife wont cum
26:00 <FredFlinstone> lol
26:00 <TheRon> could you convert a panel van??
26:00 <FredFlinstone> nah 
26:00 <FredFlinstone> they are for surfers
26:00 <FredFlinstone> I have a 4WD
26:00 <FredFlinstone> wanna do some off roading
26:00 <Serenity> perhaps also
26:00 <British^Meat> nbeeg, u look like chris
26:00 <Mew> British^Meat do chadlish again
26:00 <British^Meat> so dont even :)
26:00 <Mew> i almost cried last time lol
26:00 <British^Meat> lol
26:00 <British^Meat> not tonight
26:00 <Student> in the dog kennel is beagle
26:00 <British^Meat> im sorry i dont wanna ruin it
27:00 <FredFlinstone> not too extreme though
27:00 <FredFlinstone> not on my own
27:00 <TheRon> doodle, wllaby jack?
27:00 <TheRon> doodle, wallaby jack?
27:00 <Mew> come onnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
27:00 <British^Meat> maybe later, im cooking chorizo atm
27:00 <British^Meat> leave em wanting more, thats my motto
27:00 <Serenity> is nbeeg chad?
27:00 <Mew> i want it so bad
27:00 <Mew> its working
27:00 <British^Meat> besides, id rather see nbeeg do an impression of me
27:00 <British^Meat> or u
28:00 <Doodle> russell coight
28:00 <TheRon> him too
28:00 <Serenity> but you just talk like a normal person
28:00 <British^Meat> jah, but seeing beagle do that might be a bit of a hoot
29:00 <TheRon> just yourself and a few essentials
29:00 <Doodle> i wish they would hurry up and finish the servo in albert st
29:00 <Doodle> sick of driving to the saleyards for fuel
29:00 <Doodle> with all the trucks
29:00 <TheRon> inconvenient?
29:00 <Doodle> and the smell of pig shit
29:00 <FredFlinstone> lmao
29:00 <Student> nick swap?
29:00 <Mew> Student can you do an impression of me or British^Meat?
29:00 <Mew> pretend to type like us
29:00 <Student> i resign
29:00 <Serenity> no one cam type like bm
29:00 <British^Meat> :)
29:00 <Serenity> but I probably could
29:00 <Mew> no dont resign
29:00 <Serenity> but I couldnt really
29:00 <British^Meat> i can i cant!
30:00 <Doodle> i knew they were digging it up but fk
30:00 <Doodle> its taking ages
30:00 <zaim> Nikky`, nah i worked today... worked hard for the money. you?
30:00 <FredFlinstone> walk more
30:00 <TheRon> well they gotta take out the tanks, test the soil etc
30:00 <Doodle> dude i live in a country town, everything is 10kms away
30:00 <Doodle> i'm not walking
30:00 <Student> "i was cycling"
30:00 <British^Meat> http://youtu.be/BNJgy6j9gas
30:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Twelvety! - Tubbs and Edward do a stocktake... ( Mar 6, 2012) 0:28 - Category: Comedy - 20,367 - 47 likes (92.2%), 4 dislikes (7.8%)
30:00 <Student> "meat all the way" <--- BM
30:00 <Serenity> oh lool a potato
30:00 <Mew> lmao
30:00 <Serenity> look..
31:00 <FredFlinstone> 10 k's is ok
31:00 <Doodle> fuck off
31:00 <FredFlinstone> :P
31:00 <TheRon> safeway petrol?
31:00 <FredFlinstone> good sexercise
31:00 <Doodle> cant get out
31:00 <Doodle> car is too low
31:00 <TheRon> skipton st apco?
31:00 <FredFlinstone> hoon car
31:00 <Doodle> same
31:00 <Doodle> i can get out through the car wash bit
31:00 <Doodle> but not the fuel bit
31:00 <milk> I'm getting maybe 1 or 2 km per $20 fuel
31:00 <zaim> someone say my name plz im testing out my notifcy thingi
31:00 <Doodle> z a i m
31:00 <Mew> Student do me now
31:00 <British^Meat> imagine doing a Saemon doing a beeh doing a student doing a beagle
31:00 <TheRon> mew can you rephrase that?
31:00 <Mew> im already laughing lol
32:00 <Doodle> ^_^
32:00 <zaim> f u
32:00 <Doodle> haha
32:00 <Doodle> zai
32:00 <Doodle> m
32:00 <zaim> gawd.
32:00 <milk> The boys come round and make me put fuel in my wrecks tank
32:00 <TheRon> eurythmics - here comes the rain again
32:00 <zaim> hey milk
32:00 <zaim> hey TheRon
32:00 <TheRon> hello
32:00 <zaim> fk.
32:00 <Doodle> lol
32:00 <Doodle> here comes the zaiiiim again
32:00 <Student> "Student you are virgin" <--- Mew
32:00 <Mew> more
33:00 <Doodle> falling on my head like a memory
33:00 <milk> Would be much easier to just pay police protection via credit card
33:00 <ShadowLurker> \m/ d(^.^)b \m/ : Ronja Rebel : Love Is All Over Me (original [Hard Dance Mania, Volume 12 (d - 2007]
33:00 <zaim> Doodle
33:00 <FredFlinstone> I am looking to raise my car lol
33:00 <Doodle> yes honeysuckle
33:00 <zaim> whats my name
33:00 <Doodle> bill?
33:00 <zaim> close
33:00 <Doodle> tom, geoff?
33:00 <Doodle> greg?
33:00 <Doodle> alfred
33:00 <British^Meat> Student embrace your inner mew
34:00 <TheRon> is it just me, i don't trust the atm via the mobile phone thing
34:00 <zaim> FredFlinstone
34:00 <Doodle> cornelius?
34:00 <FredFlinstone> yes zaim 
34:00 <zaim> hmm didnt work
34:00 <Doodle> oh FU
34:00 <Doodle> lol
34:00 <zaim> :D Doodle
34:00 <Doodle> spoilsport
34:00 <FredFlinstone> lol
34:00 <Doodle> ok time for the sweet smell of pig shit
34:00 <Doodle> bblzzz
34:00 <TheRon> ham hock and vegie soup for tea
35:00 <zaim> FredFlinstone
35:00 <FredFlinstone> have yuo got it TheRon ?
35:00 <FredFlinstone> yes zaim 
35:00 <TheRon> no
35:00 <zaim> hmm didnt work
35:00 <FredFlinstone> I cant comment not had any experience with it
35:00 <FredFlinstone> it will all be on your phone before long
35:00 <zaim> FredFlinstone..
35:00 <Student> "not enough pig mince........" <---- Mew
35:00 <Mew> i do love pork mince
35:00 <Mew> right on
35:00 <TheRon> is that code
36:00 <TheRon> just the concept seems like waiting for trouble
36:00 <FredFlinstone> zaimmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
36:00 <zaim> it worked
36:00 <zaim> thanks :)
36:00 <FredFlinstone> lolzzzz thanks fuckies
36:00 <zaim> :)
36:00 <Nikky`> zaim
36:00 <zaim> back to watching sons.
36:00 <zaim> Nikky`!@
36:00 <Mew> no haha
36:00 <Mew> if it was code id use pork sword
37:00 <Nikky`> run along
37:00 <TheRon> you have children?
40:00 <Serenity> pig mince lol
42:00 <Skirmish> Just finished watching Need for Speed ... not a bad movie at all.
42:00 <TheRon> i have never seen a fast and furious movie
43:00 <Skirmish> Ok ... 
44:00 <TheRon> take me back to you it's been a long time
46:00 <Saemon> lol at all around australia all these idiots celebrating world war 1
46:00 <Saemon> the truth is, australia had absolutely no reason to have been involved in that war AT ALL.
46:00 <Saemon> all those lives lost could have been saved
46:00 <Skirmish> Yes it did. 
46:00 <Saemon> prevented from dying
46:00 <Saemon> no, australia didnt.
46:00 <Skirmish> You have no idea about this country if that is your stance. 
47:00 <Saemon> the entire war was centered mostly in europe
47:00 <Serenity> ffs hes not ignored on my andchat
47:00 <Saemon> it was in that hemisphere
47:00 <Serenity> rude
47:00 <Serenity> ooo done
47:00 <Saemon> the only reason we got involved was because we wanted to kiss british ass
47:00 <Skirmish> Saemon: Please display your adhorant levels of ignorance elsewhere please.
48:00 <Saemon> back then we were like the try hard lil brother trying to impress his bigbrother and bigbros mates
48:00 <Serenity> stop uaing big words he'll get confused
48:00 <TheRon> i love the well informed discussions on irc
49:00 <Saemon> australia back then was like "AUSSSIESS, WHAT IS YOUR PROFESSION??" 
49:00 <Saemon> "ARRROO ARROOOOO-KISS-IMPERIAL-BRITAINS-ASS AROOOOO!!!"
49:00 <TheRon> i'd set him straight but i'd rather have a beer
49:00 <slinky_J> wqhy are people celebrating today
49:00 <Skirmish> It's not what he's saying that is the problem ... it's the fact that he thinks he is some kind of successful troll doing it that is the problem.
49:00 <slinky_J> the war didnt begin today
50:00 <slinky_J> began in july
50:00 <Saemon> and even then, the brits didnt even respect us enough to even give us a quarter decent battle plan at gallipolo
50:00 <Skirmish> slinky_J: Do some research. 
50:00 <Saemon> try n charge a cliff face with mounted machine gunners on top?
50:00 <Saemon> wtf
50:00 <Saemon> wat a fucken joke.
51:00 <slinky_J> did we enter the way this day one hundred years ago?
51:00 <TheRon> Saemon: are you gonna speak on nox 11??
51:00 <TheRon> Saemon: are you gonna speak on nov 11??
51:00 <Saemon> wats nov 11?
51:00 <Pyro-> rememberence dsay
51:00 <TheRon> thank you just confirmed things for me
51:00 <slinky_J> oh
52:00 <Saemon> ic
52:00 <Saemon> no
52:00 <TheRon> my grandfather was an ambo man in tobruk
52:00 <Saemon> i refuse to celebrate australias pointless waste of life
52:00 <Saemon> in participating in wars that he had no reason to be fighting
52:00 <Saemon> aside from wanting to kiss the poms ass
52:00 <Skirmish> Nobody is asking you to. 
52:00 <Saemon> <TheRon> Saemon: are you gonna speak on nox 11??
52:00 <Saemon> TheRon just did.
53:00 <Saemon> read.
53:00 <Saemon> i reckon back then, in that era, australia was suffering from a massive identity crisis
53:00 <Skirmish> Saemon: Can you please list the wars that are not pointless and where waste of life is acceptable please?
53:00 <Saemon> we tried so hard to be a part of the british empire
54:00 <slinky_J> 11 nov is remembrance day
54:00 <Saemon> the blind lengths our nation went to show our loyalty to england
54:00 <ShadowLurker> i reckon right now, in this era, you are an imbicile
54:00 <Saemon> is a national embaressment
54:00 <slinky_J> just stop
54:00 <ShadowLurker> get out Fennec_Fox
54:00 <Skirmish> Serenity: Can you please do something about this.  He's not even good at being a troll. 
54:00 <TheRon> our education system really sucks
55:00 <Saemon> im not trolling u idiot
55:00 <ShadowLurker> he's just a shitcunt
55:00 <slinky_J> hes not trolling
55:00 <Saemon> im expressing my real opionions
55:00 <ShadowLurker> that has no idea
55:00 <slinky_J> but he should stop
55:00 <ShadowLurker> no trolling
55:00 <doctor> God save the Queen, Freddie Mercury
55:00 <ShadowLurker> not*
55:00 <ShadowLurker> that makes it worse
55:00 <doctor> may his spark live on in all of us for all eternity
55:00 <Skirmish> If he was witty or amusing then maybe we could forgive him every once and a while .... but you're just non stop terrible Saemon.  A constant forever happening traffic accident of terrible. 
55:00 <Saemon> its no wonder the poms have such a supriority complex towards aussies
55:00 <ShadowLurker> \m/ d(^.^)b \m/ : DJ Unk : Walk It Out [Ministry of Sound: Maximum Bass 4 (disc 1) - 2007-09-08]
55:00 <Saemon> our history is full of us kissing their asses
55:00 <TheRon> boobs
56:00 <slinky_J> shh Saemon
56:00 <TheRon> the police - don't stand so close to me
56:00 <ShadowLurker> A constant forever happening traffic accident of terrible <-- so much this
56:00 <ShadowLurker> nawwww
56:00 <slinky_J> gonna get urself kicked and/or banned
56:00 <ShadowLurker> *02:56:04 PM* *Fennec_Fox* GO SHADOW FUCK URSELF! <-- x 20
56:00 <Saemon> aight slinks
56:00 <ShadowLurker> how does one "shadow fuck" themselves
57:00 <Saemon> but how else am i going to be able to talk about a topic im passionate about?
57:00 <Skirmish> Get an erection and then using a lamp cast a shadow ... and masturbate the shadow? 
57:00 <ShadowLurker> dont
57:00 <TheRon> with fingers a light and a white background
57:00 <ShadowLurker> cos youre wrong 99.8% of the time
57:00 <Serenity> I have him on ignore
57:00 <Saemon> but is there not freedom of speech and expression of opinion?
57:00 <slinky_J> facebook
57:00 <ShadowLurker> no
57:00 <slinky_J> lol
57:00 <Serenity> and im not home
58:00 <Skirmish> Saemon: The new channel rules are that all passionate conversations must be based in fact and not in a persons lack of knowledge.  You're not no longer able to participate.
58:00 <TheRon> serenity, get down to watch carlton and freo?
58:00 <Serenity> nope
58:00 <TheRon> why not?
58:00 <TheRon> they almost pulled it off
58:00 <Skirmish> Saemon: also, there is no right to freedom of speech in Australia.  Get educated. 
58:00 <Serenity> because I have kids and a life?
58:00 <TheRon> you could've snuck out
58:00 <ShadowLurker> freedom of speech is an american thing mate
59:00 <Serenity> its an american constitutional right. not Australian
59:00 <slinky_J> ima watch the lego movie later ahaha
59:00 <Skirmish> Stop watching law and order and thinking you've become a solicitor after 3 seasons.
59:00 <Saemon> Skirmish, until you have a @ next to your nick, what you say to me regarding channel rules has as much credibility to be as that guy in the yellow banana costume in the gangnam style music video.
59:00 <slinky_J> i mean
59:00 <slinky_J> yipeeeeeeeeeee
59:00 <ShadowLurker> and here in #melbourne on austnet.org we have a STFU Saemon law
59:00 <TheRon> australia has no bill of rights
59:00 <Saemon> has as much credibility to me*
59:00 <Blarp> mmmm
59:00 <Ana_Ng> plarb
00:00 <TheRon> if we did we'd have respect for the idigenous community
00:00 <doctor> Even if Australia did have freedom of speech, it wouldn't apply to privately run networks like Austnet
00:00 <ShadowLurker> exactly
00:00 <doctor> Can't simply say what you want in front of your boss at work
00:00 <Skirmish> There is only 1 group of people in Australia that have a right to say whatever they want and not be prosecuted for it.  Politicians. 
00:00 <slinky_J> fuck the indigenous community
00:00 <slinky_J> sick of hearing about it
00:00 <TheRon> see
00:00 <slinky_J> WE JUST WANT 30TH CENTURY DRUGS AND ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGES!
00:00 <TheRon> god damn right its a beautiful day ah ha
00:00 <Ana_Ng> meryl streep was hot
01:00 <doctor> those lawless pollies
01:00 <Skirmish> It's called Parliamentary Privilege.  Read about it.  http://www.aph.gov.au/About_Parliament/Work_of_the_Parliament/Parliament_at_Work/Parliamentary_Privilege
01:00 <Saemon> Skirmish it only applies when they are in parliament
01:00 <ShadowLurker> Saemon fuck up mate
01:00 <ShadowLurker> just stop
01:00 <doctor> running amok, doing as they please. i bet they don't even fear the gallows
01:00 <matrix> She always is
02:00 <TheRon> hanging, should we bring it back?
02:00 <FredFlinstone> yes
02:00 <FredFlinstone> I got a few on the list
02:00 <Skirmish> Saemon: You are in no position to try and tell me anything.  You are a fool.  Of all the fools I have ever known you are supreme lord of the fools. 
02:00 <TheRon> andrew bolt?
02:00 <FredFlinstone> I dont mind him
02:00 <TheRon> paul murray, he can go
02:00 <FredFlinstone> says it like it is
02:00 <TheRon> i thought she was great as lindy chamberlain
03:00 <FredFlinstone> yes
03:00 <FredFlinstone> mick
03:00 <FredFlinstone> damien
03:00 <Skirmish> Paul Murray and Andrew Bolt are right wing gooses. 
03:00 <FredFlinstone> adam
03:00 <TheRon> the fat cunt at carlton?
03:00 <FredFlinstone> yes please!
03:00 <Skirmish> Along with most Sydney talk back radio hosts. 
03:00 <FredFlinstone> havent heard from him
03:00 <FredFlinstone> he been told to shut his fat trap
04:00 <TheRon> dick pratt would be turning in his grave
04:00 <Saemon> wtf on 7 news, they just showed an interview of an aussie chick fighting for israel
04:00 <Saemon> dont we have laws against that?
04:00 <Saemon> we cant join another nations military or something unless we renounce our citizenship or something
05:00 <TheRon> israel is a jewish state numnuts
05:00 <Skirmish> Oh it's on the free to air news ... it must be true. 
05:00 <Saemon> well they clearly stated her name and said shes an australian...
05:00 <Skirmish> Surely you weren't just given enough information to formulate a biased opinion based on what the person that owns the channel wants you to believe.  Nooooooooo. 
05:00 <TheRon> saemon, if it's on crikey i'll believe it
05:00 <Saemon> i doubt they would outright lie about THAT
05:00 <Ana_Ng> who dat
06:00 <Saemon> and whats with the U.N condemning and condemning and condemning israels actions etc 
06:00 <TheRon> an aussie that claimed that a dingo ate her baby
07:00 <slinky_J> she could have duel citizenship
07:00 <Saemon> is like, get of your ass and actually DO something about it
07:00 <Skirmish> You're a peanut brained fool.  Based on your continuing lack of common sense you are to be added to a filter newly added to mirc programs.  This filter enables a person of limited intellect to be removed from participating with the rest of the adults.  
07:00 <Saemon> stop just mouthing condemnations
07:00 <slinky_J> nobody's really condemning israel
07:00 <TheRon> tell hamas to stop firing rockets at israel
07:00 <Skirmish> UN?  Do something?  You don't know what the UN is ....... BWA HA HA HA HA HA HA
07:00 <Saemon> send in your UN peacekeepers or NATO or something
07:00 <slinky_J> whoah TheRon that's messed up son
07:00 <Saemon> sticks and stones are whats breaks bones
07:00 <TheRon> what?
07:00 <Saemon> words dont
08:00 <TheRon> israel have bigger guns
08:00 <FredFlinstone> much bigger
08:00 <Skirmish> How is it messed up?  "Stop shooting little rockets at a country that can carpet bomb you back to cave man times."   Sounds like sound advice. 
08:00 <slinky_J> Israel doesnt recognise Palestine anyway
08:00 <slinky_J> they want them gone
08:00 <slinky_J> taking out hospitals and schools and mosques is a good start
08:00 <Saemon> israel should thank hitler and the nazi's
08:00 <Saemon> its due to their actions
08:00 <damio> that's in a movie?
08:00 <damio> sik
08:00 <damio> what's it called?
08:00 <TheRon> i forget to be honest, look it up
08:00 <damio> ok
08:00 <TheRon> pandas could tell you
09:00 <Saemon> that compelled the world to create the state of israel
09:00 <slinky_J> they've been compared to nazis
09:00 <Saemon> without what happened in ww2, israel wouldnt exist today
09:00 <Skirmish> slinky_J: It's actually arab states that have said for over 50 years that THEY do not recognise Israel and it should be destroyed. 
09:00 <Saemon> true slinks, their actions on wanting to genocide on the palistinians
09:00 <oxbffff> dingo ate my baby
10:00 <slinky_J> why're you telling me?
10:00 <Saemon> is not so different from what the nazis wanted to do to the jews
10:00 <slinky_J> Skirmish i mean
10:00 <Skirmish> slinky_J: Because you said the opposite ... which is incorrect. 
10:00 <Saemon> they say we need to learn from history
10:00 <Saemon> yet, history repeats itself over and over
10:00 <slinky_J> okie
10:00 <slinky_J> what ever you say
10:00 <damio> evil angels
10:00 <damio> i wanna hear her aussie accent
11:00 <TheRon> i'm not well informed on israel and gaza, all i think is going on is hamas is firing rockets into israel and the israelis are retaliating
11:00 <beagle> i called a bloke evil on paltalk last night
11:00 <BlackDevil> i just peed all over my panties
11:00 <beagle> he like ... dunno he sounded too self critical ! takes over the room !
11:00 <beagle> oh.
11:00 <British^Meat> OMG DID YOU!?!
11:00 <British^Meat> OM G CHAD WHAT DID HE SAY!?!?
11:00 <British^Meat> did he? LOLOLO OH MAN
11:00 <British^Meat> SUCH A COOL STORY
11:00 <beagle> he just said ok thanks chad, youre insane
11:00 <TheRon> evil so harsh
12:00 <Saemon> so much for the "holy land" and the birthplace of christ
12:00 <Saemon> that entire region is a cesspot of human death and misery
12:00 <ShadowLurker> *12:19:28 PM* <Saemon> im retarded, and i fully embrace it, with me, you know what you're dealing with, you get what u see
12:00 <ShadowLurker> tries to engage in conversation
12:00 <Saemon> yeah, unlike bastardly_one
12:00 <beagle> well i mean he aint there much .... but like well once a day, they hardly have much talkative ops. in my drunkness i thought he was evil.
12:00 <beagle> cause he kept being a pain.
12:00 <beagle> he doesnt quite allow many to speak. for some reason bothered me more than usual !
12:00 <British^Meat> again, relaying more information that we need to know...
12:00 <oxbffff> paltalk is shit
12:00 <beagle> hmmmm, point.
13:00 <Saemon> i dont hide who i am or pretend to be something im not.;
13:00 <Saemon> i aint no professor and i dont act like i am
13:00 <ShadowLurker> so why are you pretending to know what youre talking about
13:00 <ShadowLurker> ^^
13:00 <ShadowLurker> just here
13:00 <Saemon> i do know
13:00 <Saemon> i know that the israel is a warzone atm
13:00 <Saemon> the who holy land
13:00 <slinky_J> hmm
13:00 <Saemon> its ironic
13:00 <ShadowLurker> I'm retarded but i know stuff - Saemon
13:00 <TheRon> 15-0
14:00 <TheRon> i think in general jews have dual citizenship
14:00 <Saemon> jerusalem is the place where jesus h christ was supposedly born
14:00 <Saemon> the son of god
14:00 <Saemon> that place should be a place of peace
14:00 <Saemon> yet this happens.
14:00 <ShadowLurker> blah blah
14:00 <ShadowLurker> shut up mate
15:00 <TheRon> the melbourne storm are playing west tigers tonight
15:00 <TheRon> go storm
15:00 <Saemon> its been happening throughout pretty much all of mankinds recorded history
15:00 <Saemon> turmoil and war in the holy land
15:00 <Saemon> from the crusades til now
15:00 <Saemon> that place is cursed i reckon
16:00 <Saemon> to always be in a state of warfere
16:00 <slinky_J> many still believe the crusade to be ongoing
16:00 <Saemon> warfare*
16:00 <Saemon> yes
16:00 <Saemon> Bushes war on terror
16:00 <Skirmish> I had to put him on ignore.  Could not handle it any longer. 
16:00 <Saemon> some say its just a modern continuation of the crusades
16:00 <FredFlinstone> will I go this week? lol no players left
16:00 <TheRon> suss suss sussudio
16:00 <TheRon> match review panel have no idea
17:00 <TheRon> the crimea?
17:00 <Saemon> would make sense, knights templar, illuminati etc
17:00 <slinky_J> there is no and has never been an illuminati
17:00 <FredFlinstone> we know that
17:00 <FredFlinstone> they are all dicks
17:00 <TheRon> stevie j a week for that??
17:00 <FredFlinstone> shoould be 6
17:00 <TheRon> daniel merrett
17:00 <Noels_Caravans> im thinking of becoming a taxi driver, does anyone think this is a good job to make extra money?
17:00 <British^Meat> :)
17:00 <British^Meat> noely, baby :)
17:00 <British^Meat> back with more questions and stories hey?
17:00 <British^Meat> Love ya work
17:00 <Noels_Caravans> umm i dunno you
18:00 <TheRon> i like league, they have cheerleaders with nice norgs
18:00 <slinky_J> see id watch it if it were chicks
18:00 <slinky_J> but all that man arse
18:00 <slinky_J> too much :/ 
18:00 <TheRon> there's women's rugby
18:00 <TheRon> pretty butch though
18:00 <slinky_J> yuck
18:00 <British^Meat> how did u enjoy your holidays?
18:00 <Noels_Caravans> u got the wrong person pal
18:00 <British^Meat> only one term left hey? congrats
18:00 <Noels_Caravans> not how i see it
18:00 <British^Meat> youre right, the guy i know is usually in aelaidesa
18:00 <British^Meat> But i dont see you in there (chortle)
18:00 <Noels_Caravans> everydays a holiday for me, lol
18:00 <British^Meat> must be someone else, my bad
18:00 <FredFlinstone> same here
19:00 <TheRon> some of those female props are huge
19:00 <Saemon> i dont understand dudes love for rugby afl etc
19:00 <Saemon> watching other grown men running around in tight minimal clothing
19:00 <Noels_Caravans> nope, wrong guy British
19:00 <British^Meat> Dave Benson Caravans, a family affair
19:00 <TheRon> boaught the caravan yet???
20:00 <Saemon> i dont get it
20:00 <TheRon> don't pretend you don't love it
20:00 <Saemon> i dont
20:00 <ShadowLurker> he gets a massive mongrel thinking about it
20:00 <FredFlinstone> nope
20:00 <Noels_Caravans> dont you dare mention dave bension caravans
20:00 <Ana_Ng> try doing Uber
20:00 <FredFlinstone> will put in an offer at end of week
20:00 <Noels_Caravans> DONT U DARE!
20:00 <TheRon> get one in now
20:00 <FredFlinstone> was looking at prices etc today
20:00 <TheRon> 400 spit and done
21:00 <Sponge> any slutty teens?
21:00 <TheRon> judging by his convo on here i think he has tiny penis
21:00 <Saemon> so what if i dp
21:00 <FredFlinstone> one guy had the same for 19900
21:00 <FredFlinstone> so 18500 isnt bad but its not as new as he said
21:00 <FredFlinstone> hasnt been used but
21:00 <TheRon> test out the suspension??
21:00 <FredFlinstone> lol its upgraded
22:00 <Saemon> i can still have an orgasm with it
22:00 <Sponge> double penetration?
22:00 <Saemon> an orgasm is an orgasm it feel good no matter what size a penis is. the results of jerking off are the same
22:00 <ShadowLurker> he doesnt need a big dic
22:00 <ShadowLurker> hes a taker
22:00 <Saemon> as in im the undertaker?
22:00 <FredFlinstone> for light off road
22:00 <Noels_Caravans> ok  i will brb 
22:00 <FredFlinstone> I wont be rooting in it
22:00 <TheRon> why not?
22:00 <Noels_Caravans> smoko
22:00 <FredFlinstone> lol fuck that
22:00 <FredFlinstone> rather have a drink
23:00 <TheRon> no as in billy and chuck
23:00 <Saemon> lol TheRon
23:00 <TheRon> i'm not touching that
23:00 <ShadowLurker> noone would
23:00 <Saemon> lol whoops i forgot to wipe
23:00 <FredFlinstone> and a nice meal
23:00 <TheRon> a couple beers and a vegemite sandwich
23:00 <FredFlinstone> maybe a little better than that
23:00 <FredFlinstone> vegemite is for brekky for me
23:00 <TheRon> don't like it
23:00 <FredFlinstone> I have it every morning
24:00 <Skirmish> Saemon is a thai baby with down syndrome abandoned by his surrogate parents. 
24:00 <Saemon> lol
24:00 <TheRon> Skirmish: thats both funny and wrong
24:00 <Saemon> apparently now the australian dad says the doctor never told him about the existance of a 2nd baby
24:00 <Fez> Theron
24:00 <Fez> Breasts
24:00 <FredFlinstone> I am not having butter at the moment so I need something
24:00 <TheRon> BREASTS!!!
24:00 <Ana_Ng> handbra
24:00 <FredFlinstone> been walking my arse off lately I needed a rest today
25:00 <Saemon> riiiiiight.
25:00 <TheRon> classy people
25:00 <Saemon> ok well fella, now that you KNOW of this 2nd baby's existance, go back to thailand and pick it up
25:00 <Saemon> problem solved.
25:00 <Saemon> if they dont do this, it proves they just wanted to ditch the poor baby all along.
25:00 <Serenity> oh shut up ffs
25:00 <FredFlinstone> sex used to keep me trim
25:00 <TheRon> there goes that idea
25:00 <FredFlinstone> lol
25:00 <FredFlinstone> well its like a 5K run they reckon
25:00 <TheRon> if you do it right
25:00 <Fez> Ana should post her handbra 
25:00 <FredFlinstone> so I used to run quite a bit
25:00 <FredFlinstone> always right
26:00 <doctor> there's a lot of rumours going about and of course two sides of the same story, so it's probably better to keep away from the moral outcry
26:00 <Saemon> yeah
26:00 <Serenity> no one well know what the real story is because the media are on a moral witch hunt and they wont let anyone know the real story
26:00 <FredFlinstone> not left
26:00 <FredFlinstone> helps if the other person joins in though
26:00 <TheRon> it does
27:00 <Serenity> will
27:00 <TheRon> i don't think the aussie govt can do a lot about it
27:00 <Saemon> and also, if the australian couple do go back and take this down syndrome baby, i would fear for its safety anyway
27:00 <doctor> the media are savages
27:00 <Saemon> since they dont want anything to do with it at all in the first place, and are only gona take it due to pressure from public outcry
27:00 <Skirmish> You're stuck with your biological mum Saemon ... might as well just accept it. 
27:00 <Saemon> the baby is gona probably get neglected
27:00 <FredFlinstone> I dont wanna seem to keen for this caravan
27:00 <FredFlinstone> end of week will be fine methinks
27:00 <Noels_Caravans> i constantly have sex with my left hand
27:00 <FredFlinstone> me too
27:00 <FredFlinstone> she loves it
27:00 <BlackDevil> sit on my dick
27:00 <FredFlinstone> never complains
27:00 <FredFlinstone> why would we do that BlackDevil ?
28:00 <Saemon> better for it to remain with the thai surrogate mother
28:00 <TheRon> i think saemon has a bit of downs going on
28:00 <Serenity> who the fuck cares
28:00 <Serenity> honestly
28:00 <Saemon> who seems to genuinly love and care for it.....unless shes just milking it for the money as well
28:00 <damio> **
28:00 <Saemon> she was desperate enough to become a surrogate in the first place so...
28:00 <Saemon> the plot thickens.
28:00 <damio> :l
28:00 <damio> thank me I haven't got mny tv on
28:00 <BlackDevil> because its big
28:00 <BlackDevil> and ready for you
28:00 <FredFlinstone> is it black like your nick?
28:00 <BlackDevil> i can spray paint it
28:00 <FredFlinstone> lmao
28:00 <Noels_Caravans> British
28:00 <FredFlinstone> the whole 5mm?
28:00 <TheRon> BlackDevil: likes his coffee black like his men
28:00 <FredFlinstone> sounds like it TheRon 
28:00 <Noels_Caravans> BritishMeat likes big cock
29:00 <Saemon> i hate how the media hypes shit up so much
29:00 <Saemon> in the past weeks it was all flight mh17
29:00 <Saemon> and then the ebola crisis
29:00 <FredFlinstone> does he?
29:00 <FredFlinstone> gobbles it all down like a good boy?
29:00 <Noels_Caravans> yep, esp big black cock
29:00 <British^Meat> hi
29:00 <FredFlinstone> you know what they say
29:00 <FredFlinstone> once you have black
30:00 <Saemon> and now its this down syndrom baby
30:00 <damio> atkeast the first two seem somewhat like news
30:00 <TheRon> if the media was camped outside you house, would it be wrong to reroute the sewerage??
30:00 <damio> the shit they hype when there's no news
30:00 <damio> lol
30:00 <Noels_Caravans> hey British,  Fred mau have a gift for u
30:00 <FredFlinstone> no thanks
30:00 <TheRon> you know what they say about big hands and feet
30:00 <TheRon> they're clowns
30:00 <FredFlinstone> yesh small dick
31:00 <FredFlinstone> no clown here
31:00 <FredFlinstone> whats for dinzees Ronnie?
32:00 <Maurice> If I had a choice between that thai baby and Saemon, I know which one i'd abort
32:00 <Serenity> id abort them both
32:00 <Saemon> say waaaaht
32:00 <TheRon> dunno, big lunch so
32:00 <FredFlinstone> okilies
32:00 <FredFlinstone> toasted sanga
32:00 <TheRon> pasta and a stir thru
32:00 <Fez> Chicken breasts
32:00 <FredFlinstone> I got some marinara mix
33:00 <Saemon> i can understand that you'd want to abort me 
33:00 <Saemon> but why gammy?
33:00 <TheRon> downs isn't as much of a disability as it once was
33:00 <Serenity> i wouldnt keep a down syndrome baby, im sure not gonna let the moral patrol guilt me into feeling like i should
33:00 <simba> wb every1
34:00 <Doodle> not like your parents did hey sezz
34:00 <Saemon> ah true, it would lead of a life of stress and hardship for both parent and child
34:00 <Serenity> are you calling me down syndrome
34:00 <Serenity> you jerk
34:00 <Saemon> probably kinder to abort it while it hasnt born yet
34:00 <Doodle> hahahahaha
34:00 <Doodle> no
34:00 <Doodle> :D
34:00 <Maurice> Saemon is as wishy washy as B1
34:00 <matrix> Everyone is entitled to their own opinion
34:00 <Doodle> also i played with the cat
34:00 <Serenity> its called being gutless Maurice
34:00 <FredFlinstone> ty
34:00 <TheRon> i wonder what simba thinks about the MRP
34:00 <FredFlinstone> same I presume
34:00 <simba> not much
34:00 <TheRon> it's fucked?
34:00 <FredFlinstone> totally
35:00 <Doodle> now bleeding a lot
35:00 <Saemon> nah i just see and realised the logic to what Serenity was saying
35:00 <matrix> I personally would never kill a child
35:00 <Maurice> I've been tempted to kill heaps of children
35:00 <matrix> That's my own opinion though
35:00 <Saemon> im not an ass kisser no spine rat like bastardly one
35:00 <Maurice> Or at the very least, a swift backhand
35:00 <Saemon> he is master splinter
35:00 <matrix> I won't judge others for their beliefs
35:00 <FredFlinstone> bring on the cricket I say
35:00 <TheRon> yes!
35:00 <Fez> Cricket woo
35:00 <Fez> P
35:00 <Fez> Woop
35:00 <FredFlinstone> sick of bullshit footy
35:00 <TheRon> carlton?
35:00 <FredFlinstone> we playing the suns
35:00 <FredFlinstone> oh yes
35:00 <FredFlinstone> so frustrating
35:00 <FredFlinstone> self destrcting
36:00 <Serenity> when you give birth to and have to bury a child thats not compatible with life. You're opinions change.
36:00 <TheRon> the suns then the cats
36:00 <FredFlinstone> destructing too
36:00 <FredFlinstone> w eb lucky to win another
36:00 <FredFlinstone> lachie is gone
36:00 <FredFlinstone> we are fucked
36:00 <TheRon> you still have waite and casboult
36:00 <FredFlinstone> yes but they never all play well at once
37:00 <Serenity> your*
37:00 <TheRon> this is all too serious
37:00 <Saemon> yeah and i know it sounds selfish
37:00 <Doodle> @mp3 The Beatles - It's All Too Much.mp3 (8.89MB 128kbps Stereo 9:42)
37:00 <Sponge> Maurice what's your fondest teen slut memory?
37:00 <Saemon> but you also have to consider your own quality of life and mental health as well
37:00 <FredFlinstone> waite is in and out like a dick up a dogs bum
38:00 <matrix> Who is to judge what is compatible with life
38:00 <matrix> That is not a judgment I am willing to make
38:00 <TheRon> crowded house - chocolate cake
38:00 <Maurice> Sponge, the time I boned your mum
38:00 <Doodle> keke
38:00 <matrix> Oh crap.  Back to reality for me
38:00 <TheRon> to change topic, mew talk about your boobs for a minute
38:00 <matrix> Ciao all
38:00 <Serenity> well I am because I refuse to bury another full term dead baby
38:00 <FredFlinstone> it will be interesting next year
38:00 <FredFlinstone> we will either be very good or completely shit I reckon
38:00 <simba> u will sell waite surely
38:00 <TheRon> a couple of big signings and you never know
38:00 <FredFlinstone> to whom ffs?
38:00 <beagle> is it any good using a tv as a monitor ?
38:00 <FredFlinstone> he is 31 
38:00 <simba> delist
38:00 <FredFlinstone> depends on eht tv
38:00 <British^Meat> no
39:00 <Saemon> what if one develops depression due to the hardship and stress of coping with raising a down syndrome child
39:00 <Doodle> fuck sake when did this turn into the view
39:00 <TheRon> boobs now!
39:00 <Saemon> unhealthy for both parties, therefore i reckon parents should make sure that they are both mentally, psychologically, physically, emotinally and financially equipped 
39:00 <Doodle> that wasnt aimed at you sezz btw
39:00 <British^Meat> look just say no
39:00 <simba> dont use anything for a monitor beagle
39:00 <simba> please
39:00 <beagle> a sony bravia 42 inch tv
39:00 <FredFlinstone> we need other players not just getting rid of the ones we have
39:00 <British^Meat> beagle, no
39:00 <TheRon> you delist and someone else picks them up, you get no pick
39:00 <FredFlinstone> and the right ones ffs
39:00 <British^Meat> dont make me get the rolled up newspaper
39:00 <FredFlinstone> our decisions are fucked
40:00 <Fez> Breasts!!
40:00 <Saemon> before they decide to bring into the world a child
40:00 <TheRon> i come irc to escape
40:00 <Serenity> saemons just trying to pretend he gets any of it
40:00 <Serenity> and he doesnt
40:00 <Serenity> i wish hed fuck off
40:00 <Doodle> lol
40:00 <Saemon> btw, this is Bastardly_One
40:00 <Saemon> http://www.cosplayisland.co.uk/files/costumes/220/8112/Picture%20401.jpg
40:00 <Saemon> an old giant rat
40:00 <TheRon> take a chance, trade for watts
40:00 <FredFlinstone> I want Jack lol
41:00 <TheRon> you're so vain i bet you think this song is about you don't you
41:00 <TheRon> paul roos might be having a fire sale
41:00 <FredFlinstone> perhaps
41:00 <FredFlinstone> we usually pick up the crap
41:00 <British^Meat> raul poos
41:00 <FredFlinstone> we are suckers like that
42:00 <TheRon> i smell freshly baked bread
42:00 <simba> just let malthouse bring some malthouse trained kids thru thatll be ok
42:00 <TheRon> frawley is gone
42:00 <FredFlinstone> oh ffs
42:00 <TheRon> he'd have signed by now
42:00 <simba> gotta wait for all the carltonised rejects to expire 
42:00 <simba> then u will have a malthouse team
42:00 <FredFlinstone> oh please
42:00 <simba> what
42:00 <simba> its true you have to get rid of that bad generation
42:00 <simba> his teams always win something
43:00 <Fez> Bread with seaseme seeds is rad
43:00 <Fez> Bread with nips would go alright i reckon
43:00 <TheRon> italian herb and cheese
43:00 <FredFlinstone> yeah yeah
43:00 <simba> what
43:00 <FredFlinstone> he is nearly dead
43:00 <simba> typical carlton fan
43:00 <simba> doesnt respect his coach even though hes one of the best
43:00 <FredFlinstone> you want him at your club?
43:00 <simba> thats why u guys suck!!!!!!!!
43:00 <FredFlinstone> says who?
43:00 <FredFlinstone> you fuckin know it all
44:00 <Bastardly_One> I just had two cans of faygo redpop
44:00 <Bastardly_One> fear my SUGAR RUSH!
44:00 <Bastardly_One> and 3 more cans of creme soda to go
44:00 <Saemon> speak of the devil
44:00 <TheRon> fez, sometimes i like to sit in the corner and cut the cheese
44:00 <Saemon> http://www.cosplayisland.co.uk/files/costumes/220/8112/Picture%20401.jpg
44:00 <simba> i can see the obvious thats all
44:00 <simba> every1 can
44:00 <FredFlinstone> he wouldnt even be at the club if it werent for that fat pig up north
45:00 <Saemon> check that pic out Bastardly_One
45:00 <TheRon> it's so relaxing to me
45:00 <Fez> Stinky boi
45:00 <TheRon> well......
45:00 <Fez> No boobs for stinky boys
45:00 <Fez> Unless..
45:00 <Saemon> my mum used to spread that salty savoury jelly substance from the bottom of the stock pot onto bread for me
45:00 <TheRon> no boobs????
45:00 <Saemon> it was good
45:00 <Fez> Tellmew to bath you
45:00 <TheRon> love that guy
45:00 <FredFlinstone> yeah right lol
45:00 <simba> dont even know who u mean
45:00 <FredFlinstone> he knows it all just like simba
45:00 <FredFlinstone> fuckin expert
45:00 <TheRon> bruce
45:00 <simba> so u disagree with me? lol
45:00 <simba> dont take it out on me , u know im right
46:00 <TheRon> and she would
46:00 <Fez> Then make her shirt wet
46:00 <TheRon> she's a good sport
46:00 <Fez> If she wore one
46:00 <Fez> Mew takes one for the team
46:00 <FredFlinstone> should sit next to that expert 
46:00 <FredFlinstone> you arent 
46:00 <FredFlinstone> you know shit
46:00 <simba> what im saying isnt outrageous or anything anywya
46:00 <simba> everyone can see it
46:00 <FredFlinstone> you dont follow my team
46:00 <FredFlinstone> you have a little bit of success think you know it all
46:00 <simba> nothing to do with me or who i support
46:00 <Noels_Caravans> go the gree bay packers
46:00 <FredFlinstone> oh and you know everyone?
46:00 <simba> lol
46:00 <FredFlinstone> please
46:00 <simba> were talking about carltons
46:00 <simba> carlton*
46:00 <FredFlinstone> does os
47:00 <TheRon> exactly
47:00 <Doodle> she's a top bloke
47:00 <Fez> I like her hairy chest
47:00 <Serenity> [3:45pm] <Saemon> my mum used to spread that salty savoury jelly substance from the bottom of the stock pot onto bread for me
47:00 <Serenity> i just drowned in vomit
47:00 <Doodle> lol
47:00 <Bastardly_One> Doodle, go to that mocha shop in the mall
47:00 <Doodle> no
47:00 <Doodle> you cant make me
47:00 <Bastardly_One> and get some faygo creme soda
47:00 <Doodle> you're not my mum
47:00 <Bastardly_One> and thank me later
47:00 <FredFlinstone> you are the clones of collinghsit
47:00 <simba> you are being really defensive maybe you just dont want to admit the problems
47:00 <TheRon> simba 5th is about as far as port will fall
47:00 <simba> but you have to face them or youll never get out of ur rut
47:00 <FredFlinstone> you be back in yours next year
47:00 <FredFlinstone> dont worry about that
47:00 <fawks> lmfao https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=824768360903689
47:00 <FredFlinstone> tha back stabbers be out again
47:00 <simba> why are you being so aggressive im not paying carlton out just talking about whats wrong
47:00 <British^Meat> YOU HAVE NO POWER HERE Noels_Caravans!!!!
48:00 <Bastardly_One> or redpop
48:00 <Doodle> does it taste as gay as it sounds
48:00 <Mew> aw shux
48:00 <Serenity> if you knew Doodle at all you'd know he would never drink that shit
48:00 <Bastardly_One> not, it tastes like pure sugar
48:00 <Doodle> yeah nah
48:00 <Doodle> pass
48:00 <Serenity> you're over exaggerating
48:00 <Doodle> tho i do like cream soda
48:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... it is sweet though to most people
48:00 <Doodle> not the pink shit tho
48:00 <Doodle> the proper brown one
48:00 <Bastardly_One> oh it's divine vanilla creme soda
48:00 <FredFlinstone> yeah you know it fuckin all
48:00 <FredFlinstone> ignorance is bliss
48:00 <simba> do you just not care about the way the club is run or something
48:00 <FredFlinstone> just another fuckin expert
49:00 <Bastardly_One> it's yum as
49:00 <Doodle> so it IS gay
49:00 <Doodle> will it queer me up
49:00 <Mew> omgggg the brown one yesss
49:00 <TheRon> vanilla and creme sounds gay
49:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm gay
49:00 <Bastardly_One> so maybe
49:00 <Serenity> i had blue cream soda once
49:00 <Serenity> it was ok
49:00 <Mew> i used to drink snow top when i was little 
49:00 <Mew> when i could get my fizzy on :'(
49:00 <simba> why is this guy so aggressive oh yeah cos hes a carlton fan lol
49:00 <FredFlinstone> who listens to the shit heads on the tele
49:00 <simba> u cant even have a discussion about ur club without getting emotional
49:00 <simba> ;\
49:00 <FredFlinstone> and you can?
49:00 <simba> yes
49:00 <simba> im not being emotional right now
49:00 <FredFlinstone> cant say a word about your precious club
49:00 <simba> why not
49:00 <FredFlinstone> seen it before
50:00 <Serenity> drink some fizzy then put a hose down your throat
50:00 <Bastardly_One> best creme soda ever
50:00 <Doodle> hehehe
50:00 <Bastardly_One> https://scontent-a-lax.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpa1/t1.0-9/1970676_10152594167693104_1392772597094398256_n.jpg
50:00 <Mew> oh wow snow top IS brown creaming soda lol
50:00 <Mew> i think :S
50:00 <slinky_J> i sipping creaming sodie
50:00 <TheRon> soda and pop rocks
50:00 <simba> i dont think so
50:00 <FredFlinstone> you get all agro
50:00 <simba> i think ur deflecting lol
50:00 <FredFlinstone> nah
50:00 <simba> im always up 4 the tough talks
50:00 <simba> just not with picard cos hes a troll
50:00 <simba> maybe u saw that once
50:00 <FredFlinstone> it was against me so I remeber quite vividly
50:00 <simba> matthew theron w/e all good
50:00 <simba> ok
50:00 <simba> i think ur lying but thats ok!
50:00 <FredFlinstone> dont call me a liar you arsehole
50:00 <simba> i like carlton thats why i follow whats going on there, calm down i just want to see them good not a shithole like theyve been for decades
51:00 <Mew> South Australian soft drink manufacturer Woodroofe produces "Sno-Top", a brown creaming soda drink
51:00 <Bastardly_One> next to sioux city orange creme soda
51:00 <Bastardly_One> that is the second best creme soda in the world
51:00 <slinky_J> i like the pink one best
51:00 <Doodle> poof
51:00 <Mew> kirks?
51:00 <slinky_J> man that end of watch is some heavy shit
51:00 <TheRon> well this has escalated
51:00 <simba> well this is an escalator
51:00 <British^Meat> https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=10200193213906307 look, its a goat diong stuff
52:00 <slinky_J> creme
52:00 <Doodle> yes
52:00 <Doodle> kirks
52:00 <Serenity> i like their sugar free creaming soda
52:00 <Serenity> tastes alright
52:00 <Doodle> oh wait no
52:00 <Kynetic> ew
52:00 <Kynetic> sugar free?
52:00 <Doodle> not kirks theirs is that pink shit
52:00 <Mew> yeah kirks iz da pink shit
52:00 <TheRon> i'm a goat
52:00 <simba> ok but isnt it logical to say that MM clearly hasnt had enough time at a club to put his ways into effect? he still needs to clean that list out, which takes minimum 2 years but more realistically 3 or 4 and thats if it actually works....
52:00 <simba> its just dumb to give a top coach like 2 years to get u a flag
52:00 <simba> unless ur almost ready
53:00 <Kynetic> thats not creaming soda
53:00 <Mew> maybe they do a brown too
53:00 <Kynetic> thats fucking lolly water
53:00 <Serenity> yes sugar free
53:00 <Doodle> schweppes
53:00 <Kynetic> the kirks that is
53:00 <Kynetic> real creaming soda should be yellow/brown
53:00 <slinky_J> i have tru blu
53:00 <Serenity> some of us cant ingest 600 teaspoons of sugar
53:00 <slinky_J> n its pink
53:00 <Kynetic> pfft
53:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck some oppers on here need a reality check
53:00 <TheRon> i don't like chicken twisties
53:00 <Kynetic> theres not that much sugar in softdrink
53:00 <Bastardly_One> come get me you stupid cunt
53:00 <TheRon> Kynetic: what?
53:00 <simba> if i was a carlton fan id be excited about the idea of him getting his own team rolling
54:00 <Kynetic> maybe in coke .. cos coke would be horrid without all the sugar
54:00 <slinky_J> who cares
54:00 <Mew> i like milk
54:00 <TheRon> coke zero?
54:00 <Serenity> so many soft drinks have more sugar than coke
54:00 <TheRon> mew don't we all
54:00 <Serenity> like.. most of them tbh
54:00 <Mew> nothing better than an icy cold milk sip from the fridge
54:00 <slinky_J> just dont drink as much soft drink
54:00 <TheRon> eddie bets would've been awesome this year
55:00 <Serenity> i drink soft drink like once a month
55:00 <Serenity> so i dont care really
55:00 <slinky_J> its nom uh
55:00 <Mew> i wish i could drink it once a month
55:00 <TheRon> imagine scotch and coke flavour breasts
55:00 <Serenity> im not overly fond of fizzy drinks
55:00 <TheRon> that would be awesome
56:00 <Mew> i could pour you a scotch and coke with my boob TheRon 
56:00 <slinky_J> ew theron
56:00 <TheRon> really?
56:00 <slinky_J> sif mix
56:00 <Mew> really really
56:00 <Serenity> jacks flavoured nipples
56:00 <Serenity> mmm
56:00 <slinky_J> redskin flavoured nipples
56:00 <Mew> like a busty tea pot
56:00 <TheRon> port will do damage in september if they get their heads right
57:00 <TheRon> nice
58:00 <TheRon> way to kill the convo, my bad
58:00 <Mew> bloody hell
58:00 <Mew> quick talk about sport
58:00 <TheRon> i'm bringing sexy back, you other fuckers don't know how to act
59:00 <Fez> Boobs
59:00 <Mew> NO
59:00 <Mew> the club cant handle boobs right now
59:00 <TheRon> i could
59:00 <Mew> oh ffs
59:00 <simba> wheres ur head at (pafc)
00:00 <TheRon> system of a down - byob
00:00 <Mew> bring your own breasts
00:00 <Saemon> i like sugarless sparkling mineral water
00:00 <TheRon> indeed
00:00 <Saemon> u add some cordial
00:00 <Serenity> bring your own bbq
00:00 <slinky_J> i love mineral water
00:00 <TheRon> they were making those kicks earlier in the season
00:00 <FredFlinstone> surely you dont like him
01:00 <slinky_J> i forgot to get cordial eep
01:00 <ShadowLurker> sugarless mineral water then add sugar
01:00 <Serenity> like soda water? 
01:00 <slinky_J> lol
01:00 <ShadowLurker> yeh
01:00 <ShadowLurker> sodastream
01:00 <Serenity> soda water tastes weird to me
01:00 <Saemon> love that stuff
01:00 <Serenity> I dunno why
01:00 <Saemon> on a nice hot summer day mmmm
01:00 <Serenity> its just water..
01:00 <TheRon> i like everyone, i'm very likeable
01:00 <simba> fred hates me cos of my Critical Carlton Critique
01:00 <FredFlinstone> oh
01:00 <FredFlinstone> your mum thinks so
01:00 <British^Meat> its on...
02:00 <slinky_J> tonic water <3
02:00 <Mew> whats the difference between mineral water, soda water and tonic water?
02:00 <TheRon> great southern land
02:00 <slinky_J> tonic water is flavoured
02:00 <Saemon> ones spelled with a m, s and t
02:00 <TheRon> it's not on it's off
02:00 <FredFlinstone> mine is
03:00 <TheRon> with tonic?
03:00 <slinky_J> i dont know
03:00 <slinky_J> wikipedia it
03:00 <Saemon> sup omfgbbqhax
03:00 <Mew> whats it flavoured with?
03:00 <Saemon> cordial
03:00 <Bastardly_One> hax
03:00 <TheRon> slinky_J:  you're so klever
03:00 <Saemon> u add flavours to it
03:00 <Bastardly_One> simple simon
03:00 <Bastardly_One> stop
03:00 <Bastardly_One> just STOP
03:00 <Saemon> sup jumping jamie
03:00 <Saemon> stop what?
03:00 <TheRon> i wish i owned some thermals
04:00 <Bastardly_One> nobody likes you
04:00 <Saemon> watever man
04:00 <Saemon> mr negativity
04:00 <Bastardly_One> so stop greeting them as if they're your friends
04:00 <Saemon> slinks likes me
04:00 <Bastardly_One> no he doesn't
04:00 <Saemon> fawks doesnt like you Bastardly_One
04:00 <Bastardly_One> he humours you
04:00 <Saemon> :P
04:00 <slinky_J> i do like him
04:00 <Saemon> see
04:00 <Saemon> and fawks doesnt like you btw Bastardly_One
04:00 <Saemon> ^
04:00 <Mew> this reminds me of year 3
04:00 <Saemon> lol
04:00 <doctor> true Mew
04:00 <Bastardly_One> you need to get on that pot quick then slinks
04:00 <FredFlinstone> why is that? isnt your cock hot enough?
05:00 <doctor> my dad can beat up your dad
05:00 <Bastardly_One> mate
05:00 <Mew> oh hello doc
05:00 <Bastardly_One> doctor, I bet he can ... Mine's ded
05:00 <slinky_J> shrug
05:00 <Bastardly_One> *dead
05:00 <Bastardly_One> and 'ello
05:00 <doctor> evening
05:00 <slinky_J> we've had some good conversations
05:00 <Mew> my mum will verbally abuse your mum because of our actions in class
05:00 <Mew> ner ner
05:00 <ShadowLurker> \m/ d(^.^)b \m/ : Rick James : Super Freak [50 Disco Hits From the 70's - 1981]
05:00 <TheRon> at school i love student teacher days, those chicks were hot
05:00 <Saemon> <+Bastardly_One> fuck some oppers on here need a reality check
05:00 <Saemon> <+Bastardly_One> come get me you stupid cunt
05:00 <Bastardly_One> My mum will get your mum more Mew
05:00 <Saemon> wth was that about?
05:00 <Saemon> lol
05:00 <Bastardly_One> she swears worse than I 
05:00 <Saemon> love your random outburts b1
05:00 <Saemon> outbursts*
05:00 <TheRon> no
05:00 <FredFlinstone> lmao
05:00 <FredFlinstone> trade it in
06:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck up ... seriously ... you disgust me even typing
06:00 <Bastardly_One> I cringe
06:00 <Saemon> omg bro
06:00 <Saemon> brock lesner is gona win the title
06:00 <Mew> OKAY THATS IT Saemon go to the time out corner, Bastardly_One go to the computer room
06:00 <Saemon> another part timer again
06:00 <Saemon> didnt they learn from the rock
06:00 <TheRon> little diddy about jack and dianne, two american kids growing up in the heartland
06:00 <Saemon> a part timer is not gona be there week in week out as champ on raw
06:00 <Mew> OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
06:00 <Mew> time goes on
06:00 <TheRon> thats been said to me
07:00 <Bastardly_One> ummmmmmmmmmmmmm Cena is coming in about 3 weeks
07:00 <TheRon> oh yeah life goes on
07:00 <Bastardly_One> so I highly doubt that 
07:00 <Mew> oh is it life lmfao
07:00 <Mew> same diff
07:00 <Bastardly_One> the RAW tour he's a headliner
07:00 <Saemon> well dirtsheets on ewn says brock is set to win
07:00 <FredFlinstone> mine has been retired
07:00 <TheRon> damn
08:00 <Saemon> he cant lose to cena once again at summerslam
08:00 <Saemon> it would destroy all he's cred
08:00 <Bastardly_One> what did I just say about the tour?
08:00 <Saemon> especially after he's the one who ended the streak
08:00 <TheRon> what happens on tour stays on tour
08:00 <Bastardly_One> why would Cena be on it otherwise?
08:00 <Saemon> so what if cena is gona come her on tour
08:00 <Bastardly_One> they're touring without a champ?
08:00 <Saemon> doesnt mean that he has to be wwe champ
08:00 <Mew> werent you two bickering 3 seconds ago because you cant even handle each other typing?
08:00 <Saemon> yeah
08:00 <Bastardly_One> are you that dumb?
08:00 <Mew> this is a passionate romance
08:00 <FredFlinstone> lol
09:00 <Mew> i hope it ends in cowboy buttsex
09:00 <Saemon> cena is above the championship now
09:00 <Saemon> he is the face of the company no matter what
09:00 <Bastardly_One> you are seriously a bit retarded
09:00 <TheRon> mew you like watching guys have buttsex?
09:00 <Saemon> they will continue with the storyline of lesnar winning the championship
09:00 <Bastardly_One> and the game cover always has 3 different faces
09:00 <Saemon> i called it now. 
09:00 <Mew> more than anything
09:00 <TheRon> damn
09:00 <TheRon> oyh come on eileen
09:00 <beagle> whose eileen
09:00 <FredFlinstone> cum on me?
09:00 <TheRon> rather not
10:00 <ShadowLurker> JERAMIAH WAS A BULLFROG
10:00 <TheRon> was a good friend of mine
10:00 <Mew> TheRon make your little mibbit guy flash
10:00 <TheRon> band aid - do they know it's christmas
10:00 <Ana_Ng> thermals are no good
10:00 <TheRon> no?
10:00 <Ana_Ng> just a thin silk or poly long underwear
11:00 <Saemon> TheRon who do u think is gona win at summerslam
11:00 <Saemon> cena or lesnar?
11:00 <TheRon> brie and stehp, so everybody wins
11:00 <FredFlinstone> mmmm its been a while
11:00 <FredFlinstone> perhaps maybe 
11:00 <FredFlinstone> lemme think about it
11:00 <TheRon> has the wife considered the sub vest for you?
11:00 <FredFlinstone> wtf is a sub vest?
12:00 <Serenity> I NEVER UNDERSTOOD A SINGLE WORD HE SAID
12:00 <ShadowLurker> (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻
12:00 <TheRon> feed the world!
12:00 <TheRon> like in footy, you get subbed off and someone else finishes the game
12:00 <Ana_Ng> http://www.patagonia.com/us/product/mens-capilene-3-baselayer-midweight-bottoms?p=44322-0
12:00 <FredFlinstone> oh fuck no
12:00 <FredFlinstone> sex is the last thing on her mind
12:00 <FredFlinstone> there are icicles falling out of her
12:00 <Ana_Ng> you turned her off sex?
12:00 <FredFlinstone> the Ice Queen
12:00 <FredFlinstone> even the daughters call her "The Nun"
13:00 <ShadowLurker> hey teacher!
13:00 <ShadowLurker> leave them kids alone
13:00 <TheRon> let them know it's christmas time.....
13:00 <Bastardly_One> I heard the dark side of the moon at a library today
13:00 <Serenity> fawks
13:00 <Serenity> https://scontent-b-hkg.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xap1/v/t1.0-9/10443418_737824862981133_1473970994059357013_n.jpg?oh=1b897e7707e80455000bfa64f9d17aa3&oe=543A34BB
13:00 <Bastardly_One> I wanted to violently beat the librarian
13:00 <Bastardly_One> I hate Pink Floyd
13:00 <Saemon> lol library
13:00 <Ana_Ng> she wasnt like that when you met
13:00 <Ana_Ng> was she wild?
13:00 <TheRon> have you tried the naked man?
13:00 <FredFlinstone> never tried a naked man
13:00 <FredFlinstone> always partly dressed
14:00 <Saemon> you badass gangsta
14:00 <Saemon> -o-o-
14:00 <Bastardly_One> I always go to the library
14:00 <Bastardly_One> so what?
14:00 <Saemon> is what
14:00 <Mew> my best friend works at the library
14:00 <Serenity> fuck off Saemon seriously
14:00 <Serenity> reading books isnt a bad thing
14:00 <Bastardly_One> he's been trying to troll me all day 
14:00 <TheRon> green day - brainstew
14:00 <Ana_Ng> it's always the wild ones who swing to the opposite extreme
14:00 <Ana_Ng> a form of penance
14:00 <Ana_Ng> a never-nude!
15:00 <TheRon> love this song
15:00 <Bastardly_One> the thing is ... he hasn't the intelligence
15:00 <Mew> what
15:00 <Serenity> LOL u loser u like to read.. what a loser
15:00 <Serenity> .... seriously what are we 11
15:00 <Bastardly_One> exacty
15:00 <Bastardly_One> exactly
15:00 <Bastardly_One> I also go to read the newspapers
15:00 <Bastardly_One> sue me 
15:00 <Bastardly_One> so sorry
15:00 <Mew> i tried to call Saemon a troll once and DemonsRun wouldnt let me lol
15:00 <Saemon> https://au.news.yahoo.com/a/24618649/foot-fetishist-banned-from-auckland-university/
15:00 <Saemon> that was Bastardly_One
15:00 <Mew> apparently he isnt a troll
15:00 <Mew> but he is
15:00 <TheRon> some boudair photography??
15:00 <Ana_Ng> boudoir
15:00 <TheRon> yeah that
15:00 <Ana_Ng> boudair means stale bread
15:00 <British^Meat> wink wink, nudge nudge
15:00 <FredFlinstone> boudoir
15:00 <TheRon> i don't know much french
16:00 <Bastardly_One> there's different kinds of troll
16:00 <TheRon> mew on a date, would you bother with underwear seriously?
16:00 <Bastardly_One> as you and I discussed in pm Mewster
16:00 <Saemon> i read, but not with books anymore
16:00 <Saemon> its called a kindle bro
16:00 <Mew> depends what im wearing TheRon 
16:00 <Bastardly_One> I can never be fucked arguing with DemonsRun
16:00 <TheRon> nice
16:00 <Bastardly_One> she gets too angry
16:00 <Mew> if its a dress and i dont want VPL then i'd fling them out the window on the way there
16:00 <FredFlinstone> mais non?
16:00 <TheRon> das deutschland?
16:00 <FredFlinstone> nein
16:00 <Ana_Ng> so who is having an affair
16:00 <FredFlinstone> ja vohl
16:00 <Ana_Ng> her or you
16:00 <Ana_Ng> or both!
16:00 <TheRon> does the wife own a rabbit?
17:00 <TheRon> just interesting the chick thought process
17:00 <Mew> mines a bit skewed compared to other females
17:00 <Mew> dont go by mine lol
17:00 <FredFlinstone> lolz no
17:00 <FredFlinstone> with a fluffy tail?
18:00 <Serenity> to me a troll can be someone who just talks for the sake of inciting annoyance and lying for the fun
18:00 <fawks> ;D
18:00 <slinky_J> woooooooooo weee hurry up defrost chicken!
18:00 <Serenity> e.g Saemon
18:00 <Saemon> fawks ^
18:00 <fawks> ?
18:00 <Saemon> just sayin hi
18:00 <TheRon> yes!
18:00 <TheRon> Ana_Ng: has a rabbit
18:00 <FredFlinstone> has she now
18:00 <FredFlinstone> lucky her
19:00 <TheRon> fawks: storm or tigers?
19:00 <Bastardly_One> fawks
19:00 <fawks> if ^ means hi then b1 must say hi a lot
19:00 <Saemon> lol
19:00 <Bastardly_One> remember this afternoon?
19:00 <Bastardly_One> exactly 
19:00 <Saemon> buuuuurn
19:00 <Saemon> rofl
19:00 <Bastardly_One> that's what he's trying to copy 
19:00 <Mew> i was calling him a troll because 90% of his conversation is trying to bait people and hes a contrarian for the sake of rocking the boat
19:00 <Bastardly_One> and grow the fuck up 
19:00 <fawks> i tipped melb TheRon
19:00 <Bastardly_One> and get a new hobby ... you sound as childish as he does
19:00 <TheRon> nice!!
19:00 <fawks> ;D
19:00 <TheRon> go storm
19:00 <FredFlinstone> mine has a Camel
19:00 <FredFlinstone> ooeerrr g style
19:00 <FredFlinstone> like that
19:00 <TheRon> i can call you betty and you can call me al
20:00 <fawks> shh b1 youre a repetitive teenage girl
20:00 <Saemon> ^
20:00 <Saemon> ^^
20:00 <Saemon> ^^^
20:00 <Saemon> LOL
20:00 <Saemon> OWNT!
20:00 <fawks> shoosh you
20:00 <Bastardly_One> the more I am told to shut up
20:00 <Bastardly_One> the more I will speak 
20:00 <TheRon> the streets - fit but you know it
20:00 <Bastardly_One> especially by the likes of you
20:00 <fawks> you go girl
20:00 <FredFlinstone> is it like a g banger?
20:00 <FredFlinstone> betty is my wife
20:00 <FredFlinstone> oh no thats Barneys lol
20:00 <TheRon> obviously
20:00 <FredFlinstone> Wilma is mine
20:00 <TheRon> wilma would be yours
20:00 <FredFlinstone> kee p forgetting
20:00 <TheRon> you swing?
20:00 <Ana_Ng> no rabbit
20:00 <Ana_Ng> i ri
20:00 <FredFlinstone> only fromn side to side
20:00 <Ana_Ng> i rock the VBD
21:00 <fawks> make a stand
21:00 <Saemon> ooooo dems are fightin words b1
21:00 <slinky_J> lol
21:00 <Saemon> yeah u go sista gurl mmm-hmmmmm!
21:00 <fawks> polish that walking stick and fight for your rights
21:00 <Saemon> roflll
21:00 <Saemon> dont forget your toupee as well
21:00 <TheRon> i rock the casbah
21:00 <FredFlinstone> do you now
22:00 <Saemon> u want to look smart when you are fighting for your rights
22:00 <TheRon> can you get dildos like those matrioski dolls??
22:00 <FredFlinstone> did I say earlier I was going to make an offer on that van?
22:00 <FredFlinstone> nfi
22:00 <TheRon> yes
22:00 <FredFlinstone> thought so
22:00 <Mew> I rock the VD
22:00 <FredFlinstone> that ally guy keeps on coming around
22:00 <TheRon> bargain!
22:00 <FredFlinstone> ally zeimers
23:00 <Bastardly_One> who stole my scissors
23:00 <Pyro-> and you only look smart with hair
23:00 <Bastardly_One> wtf? I was sittig on them
23:00 <TheRon> NOT WITH THE GOOD SCISSORS!!!
23:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh
23:00 <FredFlinstone> he has had it for sale for a while
23:00 <FredFlinstone> saw on Trading post
23:00 <TheRon> keen to sell
23:00 <TheRon> i'd haggle
23:00 <FredFlinstone> says it was last years model so not telling the whole truth
24:00 <Bastardly_One> the big plastic ones
24:00 <Fez> Ouch
24:00 <Bastardly_One> mum won't let me use real ones
24:00 <Pyro-> safety scissors
24:00 <Fez> Ballless
24:00 <TheRon> never gonna fall for modern love
25:00 <Saemon> hrm some steven seagal movies arent half bad
25:00 <Pyro-> lol
26:00 <slinky_J> lol
26:00 <Mew> does anyone know if you can rotate a video on facebook?
26:00 <Skirmish> Shan
26:00 <Saemon> seagal is a joke these days
26:00 <TheRon> where is this caravan going to take you?
26:00 <TheRon> vic highlands?
27:00 <FredFlinstone> you wanna watch is upside down?
27:00 <FredFlinstone> lolz
27:00 <TheRon> you can dance if you want to.....
27:00 <Saemon> but back then in the heydays of cheesy aciton flicks
27:00 <Saemon> seagal was up there with the heavyweightds
27:00 <slinky_J> all of those tough guys from back then are
27:00 <Mew> lol no fred its sideways on my phone
27:00 <Saemon> schwarzenegger, stallone, norris, van dame
27:00 <TheRon> let's saftey dance
27:00 <FredFlinstone> yes eventually
27:00 <Loof> my vd has vd
27:00 <FredFlinstone> need a chain saw apparently
27:00 <TheRon> fly fishing?
27:00 <FredFlinstone> nah
27:00 <FredFlinstone> will fish though
28:00 <Saemon> is seagal gona be in an expendables movie?
28:00 <fawks> seagull
28:00 <Skirmish> Antonio Banderas is in the latest one. 
28:00 <Mew> phteven seagul
28:00 <fawks> LOL
28:00 <Saemon> hrm
28:00 <fawks> phteven
28:00 <Saemon> banderas isnt really known as an action guy though
28:00 <TheRon> can you shoot horses up there?
28:00 <Loof> brb gonna eat a shitload of eggplant lasagne
28:00 <TheRon> feed you for a week
29:00 <Skirmish> Fuck you are one clueless son of a bitch.
29:00 <Mew> you better ring them and tell them to recast the role Saemon 
29:00 <Mew> incase they dont know
29:00 <Saemon> wat action movie is he in?
29:00 <Saemon> desperado
29:00 <TheRon> liam neeson rules
29:00 <slinky_J> namderas is an action guy
29:00 <slinky_J> DESPERADO
29:00 <FredFlinstone> lmao
29:00 <FredFlinstone> I love horses
29:00 <TheRon> they're running wild up there
30:00 <Saemon> thats b1 in regards to dating
30:00 <slinky_J> banderas*
30:00 <Saemon> ziing.
30:00 <TheRon> when will you come to your senses
30:00 <Saemon> indeed neeson rocks
30:00 <Saemon> qui-gon-jinn yo
30:00 <slinky_J> the rock would do an expendables
30:00 <slinky_J> if he can be a bad guy
30:00 <TheRon> get sean connery
30:00 <TheRon> the grampians?
31:00 <Saemon> vin diesal
31:00 <slinky_J> fk that
31:00 <Bastardly_One> oh
31:00 <Bastardly_One> If you look hard
31:00 <slinky_J> how fkn old r u TheRon lol
31:00 <Bastardly_One> you can find #3
31:00 <TheRon> old enough
31:00 <Mew> is excessive still around bq?
31:00 <Bastardly_One> I saw it last night
31:00 <Mew> b1*
31:00 <Bastardly_One> Mew, he's been banned
31:00 <TheRon> slinky_J:  is a channing tatum fan
31:00 <Bastardly_One> and I think Serenity finally found his hiding nick
31:00 <slinky_J> not fan
31:00 <Saemon> lol channing tatum
31:00 <slinky_J> but i like channing tatum
31:00 <Saemon> magic mike
32:00 <FredFlinstone> loves his butt
32:00 <Saemon> he does not deserve to be in an expendables movie
32:00 <TheRon> look at me starting rumours
32:00 <Saemon> because of magic mike
32:00 <slinky_J> lols
32:00 <Bastardly_One> J
32:00 <slinky_J> yes
32:00 <Bastardly_One> look hard and you'll find 3 already
32:00 <slinky_J> woo regular show!
32:00 <Bastardly_One> I saw it last night 
32:00 <slinky_J> expendables 3?
32:00 <Bastardly_One> expendables 
32:00 <FredFlinstone> love there my fave spot
32:00 <beagle> how many wild horses are in aus ?
33:00 <Bastardly_One> the new one anyway
33:00 <slinky_J> ye
33:00 <TheRon> one expendables is probably enough
33:00 <slinky_J> yer
33:00 <Bastardly_One> saw it last night 
33:00 <slinky_J> these days a trilogy isnt enough lol
33:00 <slinky_J> 6 movies or bust
33:00 <Bastardly_One> if you get the jokes
33:00 <Bastardly_One> I find them fun
33:00 <TheRon> mind you chuck norris rules
33:00 <Bastardly_One> *shrugs*
33:00 <TheRon> the caravan park?
33:00 <TheRon> quite a few in the highlands
33:00 <FredFlinstone> lots
33:00 <FredFlinstone> brumbies
34:00 <Bastardly_One> Saemon, mind your own business yeah?
34:00 <TheRon> FredFlinstone: tom jones at the grand final
34:00 <Bastardly_One> as if I'd tell you about anyone
34:00 <TheRon> Bastardly_One: you'd watch the grand final for tom jones
34:00 <FredFlinstone> same as camels and buffalo
34:00 <FredFlinstone> cats
34:00 <FredFlinstone> rabbits
34:00 <beagle> about 160,000 they say on encyclopedia site
34:00 <FredFlinstone> foxes
34:00 <TheRon> cougars
34:00 <beagle> which states has those ?
34:00 <TheRon> cougars?
35:00 <Bastardly_One> no
35:00 <TheRon> i'm usually tanked before the game so
35:00 <TheRon> cougars are rampant
35:00 <FredFlinstone> in coburg
35:00 <FredFlinstone> rawwwwwww
35:00 <TheRon> especially
35:00 <FredFlinstone> fuckin old hags
36:00 <Bastardly_One> why why why deliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiah?
36:00 <TheRon> yeah him
36:00 <TheRon> she;s a lady
36:00 <Bastardly_One> I annoy someone with What's New Pussycat all the time
36:00 <Bastardly_One> She's a Lady is awesome
36:00 <TheRon> people are really fit in coburg
36:00 <FredFlinstone> fit for?
36:00 <TheRon> lots of tracksuits
36:00 <TheRon> TBD
37:00 <TheRon> the gren green grass of home
37:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gvmyTZEqlo8
37:00 <Bastardly_One> WOO!
37:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Tom Jones - She's a Lady (Oct 18, 2006) - Category: Music - 12,892,062 - 19,924 likes (97.5%), 511 dislikes (2.5%)
37:00 <Bastardly_One> in 1974
37:00 <TheRon> plenty of people on irc know lots about grass
37:00 <FredFlinstone> you been here?
37:00 <TheRon> long time ago
37:00 <TheRon> been to the maccas in bell st when my grandma died
38:00 <Bastardly_One> I do
38:00 <Bastardly_One> smoking it right now 
38:00 <FredFlinstone> bell street?
38:00 <FredFlinstone> corner of sussex?
38:00 <TheRon> thats coburg isnt it
38:00 <FredFlinstone> there is one in preston too
38:00 <TheRon> no idea
38:00 <FredFlinstone> near melville road
38:00 <FredFlinstone> is coburg
38:00 <TheRon> the crematorium was in fawkner
38:00 <FredFlinstone> yes
38:00 <FredFlinstone> next suburb
39:00 <TheRon> good man
39:00 <Saemon> havent u got like some sorta chronic lung illness or something b1?
39:00 <TheRon> what does the doc say about the weed?
39:00 <TheRon> i'm not from melb
39:00 <FredFlinstone> I know
39:00 <FredFlinstone> I know most places in melbz
39:00 <TheRon> i don't
39:00 <FredFlinstone> been eveywhere
40:00 <Saemon> so why in the name of jesus h christ would u persist on doing something to aggrevate your condition such as smoking?
40:00 <TheRon> it hasn't killed you yet so go ahead?
40:00 <Saemon> im dumbfounded
40:00 <FredFlinstone> lots of people dont know the other side of where they live
40:00 <TheRon> eastern and southern suburbs i'd have no idea
40:00 <FredFlinstone> the other side of the Yarra lol
40:00 <FredFlinstone> I go to Sorrento so I do
41:00 <Serenity> you cnat fix emphesyma
41:00 <Serenity> whats quitting going to do
41:00 <TheRon> might help him breathe
41:00 <Saemon> oh ic. so its one of those too late so nothing to lose cases he's in
41:00 <FredFlinstone> and used to live in the North East
41:00 <TheRon> latte sipper
41:00 <FredFlinstone> lolz not I
41:00 <FredFlinstone> I told you I hate thoise
41:00 <FredFlinstone> I take a long black
41:00 <TheRon> but its sorrento
41:00 <fawks> thoise
41:00 <FredFlinstone> oh them wankers
41:00 <FredFlinstone> we are like the locals
41:00 <TheRon> done the ferry trip a couple of times
41:00 <FredFlinstone> been going there for years
42:00 <Mew> http://pulptastic.com/16-incredibly-majestic-trees-world/
42:00 <Mew> these are so beautiful
42:00 <Saemon> fair enough then
42:00 <FredFlinstone> wifes fathers grandfather built the house there and brought it down on the steam ship
42:00 <beagle> how is crown casino doing these days does it still have that part where ya can raffle for gear and smoke in and they play bands
42:00 <FredFlinstone> her dad used to live down there for 6 months of the year
42:00 <FredFlinstone> then the idiot sold the house to his brother
42:00 <FredFlinstone> well it was in his name
43:00 <Student> i like the house and the tree infront of it 
43:00 <Serenity> meh my great aunty died from it at 90 and kept smoking right through. why suffer more than you need to
43:00 <FredFlinstone> fuckin idiot
43:00 <FredFlinstone> then the brother sold it for a fortune
43:00 <beagle> isnt that near where shimmon lived and his house went up in flames
43:00 <FredFlinstone> wife gets so upset about it still
43:00 <FredFlinstone> so much history
43:00 <TheRon> you have anything to do with that?
44:00 <Mew> http://cdn4.pulptastic.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/amazing-trees-11.jpg
44:00 <Mew> the madagascar ones wtf
44:00 <Bastardly_One> Serenity, dont you get it yet?
44:00 <FredFlinstone> no
44:00 <FredFlinstone> we use her aunts house now
44:00 <TheRon> sorry i meant beagle
44:00 <FredFlinstone> oh lol
44:00 <beagle> LOL
44:00 <beagle> no.
44:00 <beagle> shimmon had his stuff moved into another room
44:00 <beagle> because woke up he said
44:00 <FredFlinstone> who is shimmon?
44:00 <beagle> theres an article he posted !
44:00 <beagle> thats bee hornet
44:00 <FredFlinstone> nfi
44:00 <beagle> in here fair bit.
45:00 <Bastardly_One> I could do the most positive thing in the world
45:00 <Bastardly_One> (not that this is)
45:00 <Bastardly_One> someone would still have a problem
45:00 <Student> do not worry Bastardly_One, she will die after she make you die first ;)
45:00 <Serenity> oh god...
45:00 <beagle> nm
45:00 <FredFlinstone> I know the nick
45:00 <TheRon> ...............right!
45:00 <FredFlinstone> is that his name? shimmon
45:00 <beagle> yep
45:00 <FredFlinstone> not simon
45:00 <beagle> he was born in bangladesh
45:00 <FredFlinstone> oh okies
46:00 <Bastardly_One> Serenity already has a B1 voodoo doll
46:00 <TheRon> i
46:00 <TheRon> i'm here
46:00 <Student> very strong bottom in those madgascar ones, not much leaves though 
46:00 <TheRon> muslim or hindi?
46:00 <FredFlinstone> cbf going outside to cook my marinara
46:00 <beagle> yeah for years about since 2007 wants come back aus, his brothers here, i think he ... says ... he might instead go another like canada etc
46:00 <beagle> for a bbq ?
46:00 <beagle> tranjea 
47:00 <TheRon> hows the bangladeshi curry?
47:00 <beagle> hrmgh. he moved to malaysia.
47:00 <FredFlinstone> depends which type
47:00 <simba> original bad boy in de area
47:00 <FredFlinstone> how much chilli
47:00 <TheRon> never had one
47:00 <TheRon> i like hot
47:00 <FredFlinstone> I remember the first time I made a curry lol
48:00 <FredFlinstone> really?
48:00 <FredFlinstone> I like Tom
48:00 <Mew> do you like strong bottoms Student?
48:00 <FredFlinstone> he could sing Sex Bomb lol
48:00 <TheRon> tom jones will be cool
48:00 <Mew> they give a deeper root
48:00 <FredFlinstone> indeed he will
48:00 <TheRon> burning down the house
48:00 <FredFlinstone> my house
48:00 <beagle> farting after a curry is terrible
48:00 <beagle> so is the poo
48:00 <TheRon> thai curry is the easiet
48:00 <FredFlinstone> it said put this in or try this I put both in FUCK it was hot!
48:00 <FredFlinstone> curry doesnt need to be hot
48:00 <beagle> thai hrmm , way better than viet !
48:00 <FredFlinstone> curry is just a blend of spices
48:00 <TheRon> sure it does
48:00 <FredFlinstone> well I like it with a bit of oomph
48:00 <FredFlinstone> not everyone does
48:00 <beagle> yeah 80% of computer chips starting next year are going to be made in thailand or was it vietnam ?
49:00 <TheRon> is the art of noise coming
49:00 <TheRon> kiss
49:00 <FredFlinstone> anything he sings will be better than that useless fuck we had other year
49:00 <FredFlinstone> MEatHead
49:00 <TheRon> oh yeah
49:00 <TheRon> i liked birds of tokyo
49:00 <FredFlinstone> what a deabacle that was lol
49:00 <Saemon> lol i love that song sex bomb
49:00 <FredFlinstone> yes they are good
49:00 <beagle> probably viet
49:00 <FredFlinstone> yes methinks so
49:00 <TheRon> thai curry, ginger chilli garlic lemongrass and a lime leaf
49:00 <FredFlinstone> salt and pepper
49:00 <TheRon> with some cocnut milk
49:00 <FredFlinstone> not a great thai fan
49:00 <FredFlinstone> hate coconut
49:00 <FredFlinstone> I eat it but not my fave unless its good thai
50:00 <TheRon> i even hung around to watch hunters and collectors
50:00 <Saemon> sex bomb sex bomb, you're the sex bomb, 
50:00 <Saemon> baby lets get turrrrrnned onn
50:00 <FredFlinstone> had it twice in Coolangatta
50:00 <TheRon> its all in the chilli i reckon
50:00 <FredFlinstone> tempura prawns
50:00 <FredFlinstone> hmmm not really tempura
50:00 <FredFlinstone> but were nice
50:00 <TheRon> jap restaurant here, haven't tried it yet
50:00 <FredFlinstone> love jap
51:00 <TheRon> why don't you come on over valeries
51:00 <TheRon> why don't you come on over valerie
51:00 <FredFlinstone> yummo
51:00 <FredFlinstone> and the sake
51:00 <FredFlinstone> oooeerrrr
51:00 <TheRon> not meant to be offensive just lazy
51:00 <FredFlinstone> so fresh japansese
51:00 <FredFlinstone> we have a nice one down the road havent been for years
52:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1qzYzu6Bo80
52:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Hunters & Collectors - The Slab (Mar 30, 2010) - Category: Music - 24,365 - 120 likes (96.8%), 4 dislikes (3.2%)
52:00 <Bastardly_One> actually really called Betty's Worry
52:00 <FredFlinstone> hardly have take away
52:00 <FredFlinstone> of any kind
54:00 <Student> Mew i like? well i am a thankful person and happy with whatever i get. I know how to convert a bottom into a strong one ;) , no worries there 
55:00 <Mew> lmao
55:00 <Bastardly_One> Simon
55:00 <Bastardly_One> are you not enjoying being here?
55:00 <Bastardly_One> keep being a twat and I am sure you'll be annoying someone else besides me 
55:00 <TheRon> i haven't had chilli con carne in a while
56:00 <Student> the guy nicked "skrotus" use to here 24/7, but all of a sudden he vanishes 
57:00 <Student> * be
57:00 <FredFlinstone> yuk
57:00 <FredFlinstone> made it once that was enough
57:00 <beagle> beans r gross
57:00 <beagle> but healthy
57:00 <FredFlinstone> I like beans
58:00 <beagle> red ones ?
58:00 <FredFlinstone> all
58:00 <TheRon> mew has some pork mince
58:00 <Kynetic> i prefer kidney beans
58:00 <beagle> yeah those pink ones.
58:00 <FredFlinstone> just dont like chilli con carne
58:00 <FredFlinstone> pink?
58:00 <TheRon> it's great stuff
58:00 <beagle> tuna mornay is good once month or so
58:00 <beagle> lasagne same
59:00 <Bastardly_One> I killed him
59:00 <Bastardly_One> you're next
59:00 <beagle> ive got lately $13 baking tray of pasta like tortellina carbonara and spinach from food land ..
59:00 <beagle> 13 bux and large if they also selling them in vic get one !
59:00 <TheRon> captain jack hill get you high tonight and take you to your special island
00:00 <FredFlinstone> no thanks
01:00 <Serenity> why dont you cook your own food..
01:00 <TheRon> i hate the pubs that put gravy on everything
01:00 <FredFlinstone> agreed Serenity 
02:00 <TheRon> i hate gravy
02:00 <FredFlinstone> pub gravy yes
02:00 <FredFlinstone> love home made
02:00 <FredFlinstone> mine! lol
02:00 <FredFlinstone> not many make nnice gravy
02:00 <Serenity> ... what
02:00 <Serenity> who the hell hates gravy
02:00 <FredFlinstone> he does lol
02:00 <Matthew> ME!
03:00 <FredFlinstone> and him
03:00 <TheRon> a nice proper homemade deglazing i might eat, i just hate gravox 
03:00 <Serenity> home made is the best
03:00 <FredFlinstone> it is
03:00 <beagle> you guys are officially making me hungry
03:00 <FredFlinstone> go cook something then
03:00 <TheRon> my bad
03:00 <Kynetic> i just ate
04:00 <FredFlinstone> I was going to
04:00 <Kynetic> how was it for you Serenity?
04:00 <FredFlinstone> cbf now
04:00 <TheRon> a nice hearty french meal using lots of butter and sauces??
04:00 <Serenity> made from roast juices
04:00 <FredFlinstone> lol oh TheRon 
04:00 <FredFlinstone> which french one?
05:00 <Matthew> France
05:00 <FredFlinstone> der
05:00 <TheRon> asking what kynetic had for tea
05:00 <FredFlinstone> chateaubriand?
05:00 <Kynetic> TheRon i dont know.. i dont think Serenity is french
05:00 <Matthew> I hate when it's pronounced FRAAAAAAAA-NCE
05:00 <Matthew> it should FRAR-N-CE
05:00 <FredFlinstone> oh please
05:00 <TheRon> chateau de floor
06:00 <Student> right ;)
06:00 <Bastardly_One> I'd be watching the skies
06:00 <Bastardly_One> the next drone over your place might be me 
06:00 <FredFlinstone> I do come from Bwighton
06:00 <TheRon> bloody tea drinkers
06:00 <Matthew> FRARNCE
06:00 <FredFlinstone> thats moi
06:00 <FredFlinstone> love my cuppa
06:00 <FredFlinstone> lots of em
07:00 <Bastardly_One> BOOM!
07:00 <Student> BOOM!? was that the sound of you dropping on the floor?
07:00 <TheRon> do like my orange and ginger tea
07:00 <FredFlinstone> not pour moi merci
07:00 <FredFlinstone> I like the normal black teas
07:00 <TheRon> ever had duck al orange?
08:00 <Bastardly_One> no, that's gonna be you blown the fuck up
08:00 <FredFlinstone> nah
08:00 <FredFlinstone> duck tis a tad rich
08:00 <Kynetic> loves me some duck
08:00 <TheRon> i had this duck in a berry sauce once, too sweet
08:00 <FredFlinstone> always wanted to try peking duck though
08:00 <Kynetic> theres a thai place not far from me that does a red/green duck curry and you get so much duck theres more duck than veges
08:00 <TheRon> nice
09:00 <Student> let see then
09:00 <Bastardly_One> nowai!
09:00 <Kynetic> mind you its like $25 for one curry.
09:00 <TheRiddler> hallo
09:00 <beagle> duck ? is it bad as rabbit or chicken
09:00 <beagle> i like beef.
09:00 <FredFlinstone> worse
09:00 <Kynetic> duck is gamey but not as gamey as rabbit
09:00 <beagle> lol thought so, you being sarcastic or not tho
09:00 <TheRon> rabbit stew is the best
09:00 <TheRiddler> how is chicken bad
09:00 <FredFlinstone> love wabbit
09:00 <beagle> rabbit was lot like chicken.;
09:00 <Skirmish> Ducks are cute. I cannot eat ducks.
09:00 <FredFlinstone> nah
09:00 <Kynetic> cows are cute
09:00 <Kynetic> and i love beef.
09:00 <beagle> there was ducks in my backyard other day
09:00 <TheRon> for years kfc was rabbit
10:00 <Bastardly_One> what's the point of a surprise drone attack
10:00 <Bastardly_One> if you know about it 
10:00 <Bastardly_One> stupid Student!
10:00 <Student> what can i do if there are is some one passing me the future information 
10:00 <FredFlinstone> you reckon
10:00 <TheRiddler> KFR
10:00 <FredFlinstone> I think that was bullshit
10:00 <Kynetic> lol
10:00 <Skirmish> Once you watch videos about stomach plugs for cows you don't see them as cute anymore.
10:00 <Kynetic> when i worked at kfc and we still got whole chickens in before cutting them up
10:00 <beagle> it was a bit of a zoo around here for a while , last year
10:00 <beehhh> http://oi58.tinypic.com/2psn483.jpg
10:00 <Kynetic> we'd joke about the 'kfc rabbit'
10:00 <beagle> i filmed the ducks there was 14 of them.
10:00 <Kynetic> by holding the chicken up by its wings held together
10:00 <Kynetic> and itd kinda look like a rabbit
10:00 <TheRiddler> stomach plugs are from poor treatment
11:00 <Student> i can only gently listens to them and can say "lets see" :)
11:00 <beagle> 3 adult ducks and 11 little baby ducks walking around back yard staying there for ages i assume they went under the gate'
11:00 <FredFlinstone> rabbit is so dear now in the butchers
11:00 <TheRiddler> iron chef is on
11:00 <TheRon> this is the greatest and best song in the world tribute
11:00 <TheRiddler> this theme is sea urchin
11:00 <beagle> i filmed the ducks on mobile phone 1080p video :)
11:00 <beagle> they were so cute !
11:00 <FredFlinstone> had a free range rabbit once was bloody awful no friggin taste
12:00 <Bastardly_One> The_Baron oi
12:00 <Bastardly_One> fucking hell this sugar rush is great
12:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
12:00 <beehhh> i love norell
12:00 <beagle> why would you eat rabbit ? not that good. bit worse than chicken well quite lot worse imo i recall eating it like at million years ago.
12:00 <TheRon> i have a free range children theory on childcare
12:00 <FredFlinstone> rabbit is great
12:00 <TheRiddler> mt barker chicken
12:00 <beehhh> women can kill you
12:00 <beagle> how long have you known norell ? is she real person :) i aint seen a photo of her yet :) ....
12:00 <beagle> oh. umm tranny or not :)
12:00 <beehhh> http://oi58.tinypic.com/2psn483.jpg
13:00 <Student> shhh, The_Baron is busy making tunes ;)
13:00 <Bastardly_One> I only have 2 more cans left
13:00 <Bastardly_One> then I might die
13:00 <Bastardly_One> until tomorrow
13:00 <Bastardly_One> then I'm getting a case of the creme soda flavour
13:00 <Bastardly_One> that's only 12 cans though :(
13:00 <Bastardly_One> I might have to get a case of cola and redpop too
13:00 <FredFlinstone> I am off catcha next time
13:00 <beehhh> i got kicked out of the country for being gay
13:00 <beehhh> sorry but i had to admit
14:00 <beehhh> nowhere i was accepted
14:00 <TheRon> you seen the latest dracula movie
14:00 <beagle> LOL shimmon u did not.
14:00 <SeZz> gosh rude
14:00 <TheRon> the tag line is "she went down for the count"
15:00 <slinky_J> sezz sezz
15:00 <slinky_J> :D
16:00 <Student> thinking loud ;)
16:00 <TheRon> when quinn the eskimo gets here everybody's gonna jump for joy
16:00 <beehhh> norell & I close ups http://oi57.tinypic.com/2dvjvgx.jpg
16:00 <slinky_J> who the fuck is norell
16:00 <beehhh> beagle i  know you h8 me cause im gay?
16:00 <TheRon> seinfeld
17:00 <TheRon> i think kramer convince norrell to join the army
18:00 <TheRon> or was it that george had hand
18:00 <beagle> arent u bisexual ? hey doesnt bother me if yer gay. kinda er ... different i guess going for trannys not really knowing i take you seriously bee
18:00 <beagle> i dont hate you for being gay
18:00 <beehhh> you should apologie officer for making that comment
19:00 <beehhh> thanks beagle so we mates
19:00 <beagle> for while now bee ??? 
19:00 <TheRon> i don't like beehhh because he's a wanker
19:00 <beagle> u confused dude :)
19:00 <beehhh> i'll wait for an apology even its two decede
19:00 <oxbffff> what what in the butt
20:00 <oxbffff> beehhh takes it up the arse
20:00 <beehhh> we hardly have sex sometimes
20:00 <Skirmish> There should be a set time each night where beehhh is banned and not allowed to return for 12 hours. 
20:00 <beehhh> we have more love relationship than intimecy
21:00 <beagle> he isnt on often nuff to bother with being a pain to him
21:00 <beagle> he hardly says much either
21:00 <Serenity> hes on every night you weirdo
21:00 <Serenity> annoying the fuck out of everyone
21:00 <beehhh> wait
21:00 <Skirmish> beagle should have a similar rule.  
21:00 <beagle> every well i often sleep then.
21:00 <beehhh> http://sphotos-b.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/893914_10201848913798425_1309025425_o.jpg
21:00 <Serenity> every well i often sleep then.
22:00 <TheRon> who's gonna drive you home tonight?
24:00 <slinky_J> fry up dem chikkinz
24:00 <oxbffff> freemasons can put a persons name in their little program and find out what you have searched for on google
24:00 <Kynetic> lol
25:00 <oxbffff> but now they're pissed off because the world knows they can do that and people will be more careful
25:00 <TheRiddler> monster moves
26:00 <Kynetic> you spyin on me
26:00 <Kynetic> how did u know i was frying chicken?
27:00 <Maurice> Coz you're black and black people like fried chicken
27:00 <Serenity> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kS4sizCZHEE
27:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: [SFM] Ogreaggressive (Date not found) 1:25 - Category: Science & Technology - 603,766 - 13,242 likes (98.5%), 203 dislikes (1.5%)
28:00 <Serenity> i think that one has had too much fried chicken
28:00 <Skirmish> Fuck people can be dumb.  "Deeeeerrrrr I'm going to link my mate that smokes weed on the police facebook page!!!!"
28:00 <oxbffff> well this is what people do man
28:00 <Mew> daves not here man
29:00 <Skirmish> oxbffff: How well does your armadillo helmet fit? 
29:00 <slinky_J> lol oxbffff
29:00 <TheRiddler> i forgot how bad this show is
30:00 <Kynetic> Maurice i am black .. but i dont like watermelon.
30:00 <beagle> is oxbffff beehhh?
30:00 <beagle> not is it ?
30:00 <slinky_J> come along with meee to a cliff under a tree
31:00 <Skirmish> And here we can see oxbffff wearing his anti govt brain ray helmet whilst chatting to his good mate B1. http://www.hotflick.net/flicks/2005_The_Dukes_of_Hazzard/005TDH_Kevin_Heffernan_009.jpg
32:00 <oxbffff> A targeted individual is systematically destroyed - financially, emotionally and eventually physically. The torture & terrorism tactics used are designed to be very difficult to prove and attempt 
32:00 <oxbffff> to make a targeted individual appear mentally ill
32:00 <slinky_J> well
32:00 <slinky_J> masons put my great auntie through school and university.
33:00 <oxbffff> some masons might be good but would be a few evil ones upto ruin lives
34:00 <Doodle> its all ogre now
34:00 <Doodle> lol some of my family members were masons, i have a copy of their handbook
34:00 <Doodle> its hardly something to be worries about
34:00 <Doodle> just a bunch of old men with dumb rituals
35:00 <ShadowLurker> shrek is life
35:00 <Doodle> https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/t1.0-9/1919622_10203615936291719_3187656692249986647_n.jpg
35:00 <Doodle> *worried
35:00 <Skirmish> Doodle: What about the evil ones?  They seem to be causing some trouble.
35:00 <Doodle> my family were the evil ones
35:00 <Skirmish> They are in cahoots with google! 
35:00 <Doodle> muhahahahaaaaaaaaa
35:00 <Doodle> srsly a silly handshake and a dumb necklace do not a secret society make
36:00 <slinky_J> mm i mixed 3 sodas with some oj
36:00 <slinky_J> its like punch! even looks like punch
36:00 <slinky_J> wooo
36:00 <slinky_J> lego movie or EVIL DEAD reboot
36:00 <slinky_J> ?
36:00 <Mew> the stonecutters
36:00 <simba> thats what would make it secret the fact that people think its just some dumb things like hand shakes
36:00 <simba> hoo nois
36:00 <oxbffff> Skirmish, you know its got nothing to do with google your ISP is going to hand them over your "metadata"
36:00 <simba> hoo nos
36:00 <Doodle> lol but it is
36:00 <simba> you wouldnt know until youre in there
37:00 <Doodle> but i know people who are in there or have been
37:00 <Mew> remove the stone of shame
37:00 <Doodle> weeee doooooooooooooooo
37:00 <simba> were they allowed to talk about anything?
37:00 <Doodle> probably
37:00 <Mew> wee dooooooooooo
37:00 <oxbffff> Freemasonry is judaism for gentiles they take their orders directly from their jewish gods and masters in israel
38:00 <simba> lol
38:00 <Doodle> lolwut
38:00 <simba> probably
38:00 <Serenity> who gives a fuck who has your information
38:00 <Serenity> seriously
38:00 <simba> Serenity hates privacy
38:00 <oxbffff> freemasons are probably funded to run all their spy programs by israeli MOSSAD
38:00 <Serenity> yeah fuck privacy
38:00 <slinky_J> i want a double toilet
38:00 <slinky_J> when i get married
38:00 <beagle> wear your tin hat ! 
38:00 <slinky_J> so we can hold hands and poop together <3
38:00 <slinky_J> SO MANY LOLS!
38:00 <beagle> lmao slinky_J
38:00 <simba> when
38:00 <simba> or if
39:00 <Lumeah> Lol what ever floats your boat mate. 
39:00 <Blockenator> hello
39:00 <Lumeah> Hello
40:00 <Bastardly_One> staying this time The_Baron
40:00 <Bastardly_One> ?
40:00 <Blockenator> how are you?
40:00 <Mew> why would you wanna smell someone else poo while you poo
40:00 <Lumeah> Hi slinky_J 
40:00 <Lumeah> Hi mews
40:00 <Blockenator> some people are into poo
40:00 <Doodle> shits and giggles
40:00 <beagle> gross as hell huh mew
40:00 <beagle> mines bad enough
40:00 <Skirmish> [19:36] <oxbffff> Skirmish, you know its got nothing to do with google your ISP is going to hand them over your "metadata"      <--------------- The only people that need to worry are the people doing the wrong thing. 
40:00 <Blockenator> i heard Doodle loves chics to shit on his chest
40:00 <Doodle> the ol cleveland steamer
41:00 <The_Baron> yeah man
41:00 <The_Baron> soz, was talkin to drunk housemate before
41:00 <The_Baron> also....fuck I'm baked
41:00 <Blockenator> and rub it in
41:00 <Blockenator> mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm poooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
41:00 <Doodle> dont judge me
41:00 <beagle> cat poo is worst if its juicy.
41:00 <Blockenator> im not
41:00 <Skirmish> Smack it with a squash raquet and make it a waffle. 
41:00 <Serenity> excuse me doctor
41:00 <beagle> they are whoppers
41:00 <Mew> omg beagle no
41:00 <Serenity> er
41:00 <Serenity> excuse me Doodle
41:00 <Serenity> buy this
41:00 <Serenity> http://www.ebay.com.au/itm/RIK-MAYALL-T-SHIRT-young-ones-the-mayal-rick-cool-retro-80s-ben-elton-MENS-NEW-/171408872754?pt=Men_s_Clothing&var&hash=item27e8c3d532&_uhb=1
41:00 <beagle> akm
42:00 <Serenity> The_Baron was it you i was talking about grape soda with
42:00 <The_Baron> yeah it was
42:00 <The_Baron> Welches < than the rest
42:00 <The_Baron> I mean >
42:00 <The_Baron> fuck
42:00 <The_Baron> see, baked
42:00 <TheRiddler> stfu beagle it's dinner time
42:00 <Doodle> oer
42:00 <Skirmish> It's nearly beagle's bed time. 
42:00 <beagle> well atleast it wasnt a really really loud fart on paltalk
42:00 <Blockenator> Skirmish likes to eat shit
42:00 <beagle> i got em bad but in the end they got me back :s
42:00 <Doodle> save that for pay day
42:00 <beagle> laughed hard first few times.
42:00 <beagle> always make sure u fart on new people
42:00 <beagle> ahem
43:00 <The_Baron> oh btw tried the Faygo peach
43:00 <The_Baron> way too sweet
43:00 <Bastardly_One> oh
43:00 <Serenity> i found a local source of welches
43:00 <Serenity> yumm
43:00 <Bastardly_One> same!
43:00 <Bastardly_One> today
43:00 <Bastardly_One> same shop
43:00 <Serenity> i wanted to buy those dolls but im not paying 150 pounds for them
43:00 <beagle> umm thats aboot 290 aus dollars
43:00 <Serenity> no shit
43:00 <beagle> i was paid 4 pound in paypal and paypal converted it to 8 dollars
43:00 <Skirmish> paltalk sounds like a filthy place populated by degenerates. 
43:00 <beagle> it was higher than not long ago
43:00 <Blockenator> ringgit is the currency of choice
44:00 <Bastardly_One> I heart this woman who runs this shop
44:00 <Serenity> http://i.imgur.com/Q8jVpSY.jpg
44:00 <The_Baron> Welches is a good brand
44:00 <Bastardly_One> she's even getting me sioux city orange creme soda
44:00 <The_Baron> good balance of sweet and aromatic
44:00 <Bastardly_One> oh The_Baron
44:00 <Bastardly_One> funny you said peach
44:00 <Serenity> i got another brand as well but i cant remember what it was
44:00 <Serenity> its gross tho
44:00 <Bastardly_One> a friend of mine tried it this weekend just been
44:00 <Mew> beagle is famous on paltalk
44:00 <Serenity> i wonder how people talk to him on there
44:00 <Skirmish> A famous degenerate.
45:00 <Bastardly_One> and she got redpop along with me today
45:00 <Bastardly_One> she's rushing off her head *lol*
45:00 <The_Baron> I do like the Faygo cream soda though
45:00 <Bastardly_One> of course it's too sweet ... read the side of the can
45:00 <The_Baron> chilled after a few cones, went down a treat
45:00 <Bastardly_One> dude, I got 5 cans of that today
45:00 <slinky_J> mm dude 
45:00 <Bastardly_One> getting a case tomorrow
45:00 <slinky_J> chicken n vegs
45:00 <Bastardly_One> the vanilla creme soda
45:00 <Bastardly_One> how good is it?
45:00 <The_Baron> yeah it's nice man
45:00 <Blockenator> beagle likes chics to shit in his mouth
45:00 <Mew> i went on there one night and thanked them for taking him off our hands and theyre like "TAKE HIM BACK YOU ASSHOLE"
45:00 <Serenity> cause i was on skype with him for like 3 minutes... and all i heard was 'fucken'
45:00 <beagle> i estimated hrmm about 30,000 folks saw me but thats only half
45:00 <Doodle> [19:42] <Serenity> i wanted to buy those dolls but im not paying 150 pounds for them
45:00 <Doodle> agreed
45:00 <beagle> well no theres 4 million.
45:00 <TheRiddler> lol
45:00 <beagle> about 70,000 usually max and down 31,000 something. 
45:00 <beagle> but its over months.
45:00 <beagle> i often look at who is looking at me , mainly male americans
45:00 <beagle> sometimes hot women :)
45:00 <Serenity> i might see if my craft friend could make them tho doodles
46:00 <Bastardly_One> try redpop too 
46:00 <Bastardly_One> strawberry but not a yuck one
46:00 <The_Baron> might do next time
46:00 <The_Baron> strawberry can really be hit or miss
46:00 <The_Baron> never inbetween
46:00 <Bastardly_One> I couldn't believe it when I saw Welches right next to faygo
46:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah this one is a hit 
46:00 <Bastardly_One> and she's looking into the cotton candy one for me too 
46:00 <Doodle> onice
46:00 <TheRiddler> those hot women move on as soon as he's seen
46:00 <Mew> i want a craft friend
46:00 <simba> beagle is my friend on starcraft
46:00 <Mew> actually one of my friends makes really cool stuff out of dead animal bones
46:00 <Doodle> would be more impressive if they used live animal bones
47:00 <Bastardly_One> she's my new favourite shop person
47:00 <The_Baron> all I can ever say is, NEVER try bacon soda
47:00 <The_Baron> truly the most disgusting beverage ever devised
47:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... yuck
47:00 <Bastardly_One> and did you see my retarded FB post?
47:00 <The_Baron> which one? :P
47:00 <Bastardly_One> that was at the bus stop after a faygo cola skulled
47:00 <Bastardly_One> I was rushing 
47:00 <Bastardly_One> lo
47:00 <Bastardly_One> l
47:00 <Mew> oh yeah LOL
47:00 <TheRiddler> anyone done their census yet?
47:00 <beagle> can u do it online ?
47:00 <Serenity> census what
48:00 <The_Baron> hahhaa
48:00 <Bastardly_One> the ... *coughs* ... ICP one
48:00 <Bastardly_One> sad ... delete me now if you want
48:00 <Blockenator> hamish and andy are complete fuck heads
48:00 <Blockenator> no surprise megan gave him the arse
48:00 <Mew> ease up mate
48:00 <Mew> i bet if you met them you'd be like "bsjkhdkj I LOVE YOU GUYS OMG"
48:00 <TheRiddler> census for population and housing
49:00 <The_Baron> brb
49:00 <Bastardly_One> don't hurry!
49:00 <Blockenator> like fuck
49:00 <TheRiddler> test night is tonight
49:00 <Blockenator> they are both morons
49:00 <Skirmish> TheRiddler: You sure you didn't just find the paperwork for the last one? 
49:00 <Doodle> Selected households in areas of South Australia and Western Australia are being asked to participate in a Census field test. The ABS is currently sending letters to those households 
49:00 <Doodle> the real census is 2016
49:00 <TheRiddler> everyone should of got a code in the mail
50:00 <mandyjane> hey
50:00 <Serenity> you are truly the strangest person in the world
50:00 <Serenity> you're acting like its cocaine
50:00 <Blockenator> i give false info
50:00 <TheRiddler> yeah I got 1 
50:00 <Doodle> this is #melbourne
50:00 <Skirmish> You are one of the lucky few then TheRiddler. 
50:00 <Doodle> we dont live in sa or wa
50:00 <Doodle> only the plebs do
50:00 <beagle> i just read that on google
50:00 <beagle> re doodle
50:00 <Mew> OI
50:00 <Doodle> lol
50:00 <beagle> cool, making it ez
50:00 <Blockenator> sa is full of morons
51:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh 
51:00 <Bastardly_One> more enjoying not having had it forever
51:00 <Bastardly_One> I'll stfu about it now
51:00 <mandyjane> what are you talking about
51:00 <mandyjane> no
51:00 <Bastardly_One> I've been hanging for a week 
51:00 <mandyjane> tell me
51:00 <Bastardly_One> no
51:00 <mandyjane> is it
51:00 <mandyjane> weed
51:00 <Bastardly_One> a really sugary american soft drink
51:00 <Bastardly_One> that's it 
51:00 <beagle> i think i read next aus wide one is 2016
51:00 <Blockenator> they are the rejects tasmania didnt want
51:00 <beagle> to make this clear :P
51:00 <TheRiddler> no that's melbourne
51:00 <Mew> if we didnt have slinky_J, Saemon and beagle, south australia would have a pretty sterling rep
51:00 <TheRiddler> because the ferry only goes to melbourne
51:00 <beagle> well census always confuses me
51:00 <Blockenator> u forgot simba
51:00 <beagle> i just needed to know about a code in the mail makes it easy cours
52:00 <Bastardly_One> but when you're hanging for something for a week straight 
52:00 <Bastardly_One> and you get it 
52:00 <Bastardly_One> and you're me 
52:00 <Bastardly_One> you obviously need to stfu
52:00 <Bastardly_One> :)
52:00 <Mew> simba is one of the good ones
52:00 <oxbffff> if i got a letter to do a census i would put it in the bin
52:00 <beagle> simba is more serious but says he is only 24
52:00 <beagle> than us others
52:00 <Mew> beagle go on skype
53:00 <beagle> i didnt know to believe him as he's slinky_J friend thought about same age as slinky_J at first
53:00 <beagle> lol no thanks mew not atm dont hate me
53:00 <Blockenator> and wa is for the rejects no one wanted
53:00 <beagle> ive been on pal all day n stuff :/
53:00 <Mew> too late i hate you
53:00 <beagle> are you ..
53:00 <beagle> wait a minute you 
53:00 <beagle> dont go on cam
53:00 <beagle> u dont hate me 
53:00 <Blockenator> they cant survive the walk across the nullabor
53:00 <beagle> didnt usually.
53:00 <beagle> u hated me for not going in that cats channel is all i recall
53:00 <Mew> lmao
53:00 <Blockenator> mew has cam?
54:00 <Mew> i hated you for staying in there and filling it with chadlish
54:00 <Blockenator> tits out on cam?
54:00 <beagle> LOL i had to fucken put up with them !
54:00 <beagle> they drove me nuts
54:00 <Mew> i dont really hate you thats too harsh
54:00 <beagle> are they on drugs like HARD HARD drugs ?
54:00 <Serenity> saemons in SA?
54:00 <beagle> or just hardcore.
54:00 <Serenity> since when.. wtf
54:00 <Mew> yeah like hard hard drugs
54:00 <Mew> and a bit hardcore
54:00 <beagle> hrmgh.
55:00 <beagle>  lol i believe you
55:00 <Mew> thanks
55:00 <Blockenator> beagle you are stupid
55:00 <beagle> this explains a tad of what i read , mew
56:00 <Student> obviously ;)
56:00 <beagle> let us leave it at that.
56:00 <Mew> okay yep
57:00 <Skirmish> Saemon is road tripping across the country to come visit you Serenity.
57:00 <Serenity> oh you can see what i type goodie
57:00 <Serenity> i hope he visits.. he wont be returning
57:00 <Matthew> Beryl
57:00 <beagle> to cats ? i used to hang about there no more
57:00 <beagle> u have your way on this one.
57:00 <Serenity> ... what
58:00 <Bastardly_One> you fuck up 
58:00 <Student> awww :)
58:00 <beagle> oh mean shimmon ?
58:00 <Mew> yes beagle thanks
58:00 <Skirmish> lol wouldn't that be funny as fuck.  A short bus pulls up out front of Serenity's house and the crew from #cats gets out with their signs and start chanting "SAY NO TO BULLYING ON IRC"
58:00 <Blockenator> hopefully a truck will kill him as he walks the nullabour
59:00 <Serenity> could i squirt them with a fire hose?
59:00 <Serenity> that would be hilair
59:00 <Mew> ill drive the bus
59:00 <Skirmish> Of course! 
59:00 <Skirmish> Mew is always in the middle of all the drama lol
59:00 <Blockenator> mew likes attention?
59:00 <Skirmish> Panda will babysit for you Mew. 
59:00 <Skirmish> He's great with kids. 
59:00 <Mew> pls no
59:00 <Serenity> no shocks
59:00 <slinky_J> oi
59:00 <slinky_J> that's going too far
00:00 <The_Baron> narf
00:00 <Blockenator> panda cannot be trusted with kids
00:00 <Blockenator> he will eat them
00:00 <Serenity> we could end up on the news
00:00 <slinky_J> werd
00:00 <Skirmish> Going too far would be threatening to kill infants .... I am not going too far at all.
00:00 <slinky_J> stir fry babeh
00:00 <slinky_J> move with the times Skirmish
00:00 <Serenity> chop their fingers off n batter them
00:00 <Serenity> yum
01:00 <slinky_J> haha
01:00 <Mew> lmao
01:00 <Blockenator> lol
01:00 <slinky_J> baby finger tempura
01:00 <slinky_J> japanese cannibal fave
01:00 <Serenity> fondue baby
01:00 <slinky_J> lol
02:00 <Blockenator> id rather eat whale meat
02:00 <Blockenator> baby meat is disgusting
02:00 <oxbffff> whats wrong with whale meat ?
02:00 <slinky_J> baby whale
02:00 <Mew> ive eaten crocodile
03:00 <Mew> it was pretty tasty
03:00 <beagle> u eaten snake ?
03:00 <Blockenator> pity it didnt eat you
03:00 <oxbffff> kangaroo is nasty aswell
03:00 <Mew> i like roo
03:00 <oxbffff> tasty*
03:00 <oxbffff> yer i love roo on the barbie
03:00 <Mew> never tried snake no beagle 
03:00 <Blockenator> cats is alright
03:00 <Blockenator> now keen on dog
03:00 <slinky_J> i want to try snake
03:00 <slinky_J> emu
03:00 <slinky_J> dog
04:00 <oxbffff> some mcdonalds burgers are nigger meat
04:00 <Blockenator> not**
04:00 <slinky_J> wont try rabbit coz i luv rabbits
04:00 <Serenity> crocs weird
04:00 <Serenity> strange texture
04:00 <Mew> do you only eat animals you hate?
04:00 <Blockenator> rabbit is nice
04:00 <Serenity> i hate dogs, brb making a pie
04:00 <Blockenator> cooked right
04:00 <Mew> goat is nice too if its slow cooked
05:00 <oxbffff> i like to cook a little bit of the brains
05:00 <slinky_J> lol mew  no
05:00 <slinky_J> i like goats and i love eating baby goat
05:00 <Serenity> guinea pigs are delicious
05:00 <oxbffff> fish eye ball is also nice
05:00 <ShadowLurker> guineapig stew
06:00 <beagle> where do they eat fish eye ball
06:00 <oxbffff> u know all those people dying from ebola ? they turn them into meat pattys for burgers
06:00 <beagle> is it at the supermarket where u live ?
06:00 <slinky_J> maoris eat it
06:00 <slinky_J> polys eat em
06:00 <slinky_J> asians like em
07:00 <beagle> 790 last time of ebola and fast few weeks or days i dont know its not good the docs were also droppin off
07:00 <beagle> they recently save one in america ... i heard u probably heard previous post 
07:00 <oxbffff> yeah whatever but what im sayin is man they turn them into burger meat
07:00 <oxbffff> jews do it because they hate non-jews
08:00 <slinky_J> wtf
08:00 <slinky_J> rofl
08:00 <Blockenator> goat is good
08:00 <oxbffff> to get back at non-jews they have them eat a dead nigger
08:00 <ShadowLurker> deez cuntz
08:00 <Blockenator> eat a jew, save a nigger\
08:00 <beagle> yawn
08:00 <oxbffff> a jew isn't a race
08:00 <Blockenator> beagle is a jew
09:00 <oxbffff> its a ideolgy
09:00 <slinky_J> couleurs!!!!!
09:00 <beagle> is that pz guy ? perf guy
09:00 <beagle> guessing here :P
09:00 <Blockenator> i need to shit
09:00 <couleurs> yer a jew is a disgrace!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
09:00 <Blockenator> anyone want a pic of it?
09:00 <couleurs> hi sinky_J
09:00 <Mew> couleurs irl https://i.imgur.com/Y0tXTtH.gif
09:00 <TheAnusPolice> couleurs
09:00 <TheAnusPolice> couleurs: how are you?
10:00 <couleurs> i'm hommer simspen
10:00 <couleurs> i'm ok thank u TheAnusPolice n u?
10:00 <TheAnusPolice> I'm well.
11:00 <slinky_J> lol
11:00 <slinky_J> hi
11:00 <couleurs> orsem
11:00 <Mew> whoa what is TheAnusPolice doing in here
11:00 <slinky_J> cleaning house
11:00 <couleurs> checking 4 anuses
11:00 <TheAnusPolice> I'm here to investigate an complaint
12:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck up
12:00 <Bastardly_One> you're all talking too much 
12:00 <Mew> :o what complaint
12:00 <TheAnusPolice> Seems we have someone going around randomly sticking their fingers in peoples assholes
12:00 <TheAnusPolice> They called me. because I'm the best in the business.
13:00 <Blockenator> you dont like a finger in your asshole?
13:00 <TheAnusPolice> Blockenator: I never said that
13:00 <Mew> have you got any leads?
13:00 <TheAnusPolice> Mew I'm on the look out for someone with a brown middle finger
14:00 <mandyjane> keep telling everyone to fuck up
14:00 <mandyjane> bit frustrated are we, b1
14:00 <TheAnusPolice> If you have a nose for these things. Please let me know if you smell anything
14:00 <Blockenator> lol
14:00 <Mew> wow a middle finger bandit
14:00 <slinky_J> i swear i havent stuck my thumb in any guys butt in here
14:00 <TheAnusPolice> Mew indeed
14:00 <TheAnusPolice> Mew I have just found a good lead
14:00 <Mew> oh yeah?
15:00 <Bastardly_One> nup
15:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm bored shitless
15:00 <Blockenator> did u smell it?
15:00 <TheAnusPolice> My source says that the offender may be an Essendon supporter
15:00 <Mew> i got nothin
15:00 <TheAnusPolice> Blockenator: yes
15:00 <Mew> oh wow
15:00 <Blockenator> fingers or penis?
15:00 <TheAnusPolice> Mew my source also stated that the offender might be gay
15:00 <TheAnusPolice> I am on the look out for a gay Essendon supporter with a brown finger
15:00 <Mew> i so didnt think you were going for that lol
15:00 <Mew> well done
16:00 <Student> wow, Shit less bored :) , then eat something
16:00 <Mew> which one are you again
16:00 <Mew> is it themayo or mentalson
16:00 <TheAnusPolice> Neither
16:00 <TheAnusPolice> I am TheAnusPolice
17:00 <slinky_J> israeli game show called BOOM
17:00 <slinky_J> where contestants have to defuse a novelty bomb
17:00 <slinky_J> aaannnddd Israel gets another evil point.
17:00 <The_Baron> diffuse*
17:00 <slinky_J> ty
17:00 <Mew> those are the only two i remember
17:00 <TheAnusPolice> heh
17:00 <TheAnusPolice> Really?
17:00 <Mew> yup
18:00 <fawks> oh ok
18:00 <Blockenator> interesting
18:00 <Mew> innnntradesting
18:00 <TheAnusPolice> I have just recieved information from another source
18:00 <TheRiddler> ok done the census thing
19:00 <Saemon> they sell a whole bunch of american drinks at the reject shop
19:00 <Saemon> dr. pepper
19:00 <TheAnusPolice> The gay Essendon supporter with the brown finger, his name is Matthew
19:00 <fawks> what census thing
19:00 <TheRiddler> it's angryarab Mew
19:00 <fawks> is that tonight
19:00 <fawks> qUIEOFHNJERGI
19:00 <TheAnusPolice> `seen Matthew
19:00 <Mew> OHHHH
19:00 <Mew> cutechineseeyes?
19:00 <TheRiddler> yes
20:00 <Saemon> grape, strawberry, kiwi fanta
20:00 <Mew> but element just said i named him
20:00 <Mew> i didnt name cutechineseeyes
21:00 <Matthew> fuck off TheAnusPolice
21:00 <TheAnusPolice> Matthew
21:00 <TheRiddler> a woman got pregnant from a bullet with sperm on it
21:00 <TheRiddler> according to mythbusters lol
22:00 <Blockenator> Matthew is angry
22:00 <slinky_J> a young girl got pregnant just from looking at a guys junk!
22:00 <TheAnusPolice> Matthew, I am hereby placing you under arrest for the crime of molesting unsuspecting assholes. Anything you say can be used against you in the court of law.. Do you understand what is happening here Matthew?
22:00 <Blockenator> lol
22:00 <Blockenator> did he molest Jobe?
22:00 <TheRiddler> karri is being the woman
22:00 <TheRiddler> :p
22:00 <TheAnusPolice> Perhaps he enjoyed the cuffs too much
22:00 <Blockenator> is this why he hasnt played for a few weeks
22:00 <TheRiddler> just kidding
23:00 <TheAnusPolice> Take this FAGGOT
23:00 <Mew> TheAnusPolice is like the streaker they cant catch
23:00 <Mew> hes on a trolling rampage
23:00 <TheAnusPolice> rofl
23:00 <TheAnusPolice> Stop drawing more attention to me, I do enough of that myself
24:00 <TheRiddler> he's steaks at school sports carnivals
24:00 <fawks> steaks
24:00 <slinky_J> oh fuck fuck fuck
24:00 <slinky_J> stupid wireless
24:00 <TheAnusPolice> rofl
25:00 <fawks> cooks steaks
25:00 <TheAnusPolice> Matthew: how will you feel if Essendon drop out of the 8 loser?
25:00 <Blockenator> that will be this weekend
27:00 <TheRiddler> TheAnusPolice was concieved on the end of dildo used by 2 ugly dykes
28:00 <TheRiddler> +a
28:00 <fawks> lol
28:00 <Bitchka> hello
29:00 <matrix> Evening all
29:00 <Bitchka> hello matrix
29:00 <fawks> hello
29:00 <matrix> How is everyone 
29:00 <matrix> Howdy fawks
29:00 <Bitchka> im really awesome thanks
29:00 <Bitchka> how are you?
29:00 <matrix> Bitchka awesome is good
30:00 <matrix> Tired here.but doing OK
30:00 <Bitchka> busy day?
30:00 <matrix> Always busy lol
31:00 <Bitchka> lol
31:00 <TheRiddler> watching QI
31:00 <Mew> QI rocks
32:00 <matrix> The tired comes from starting at 530 in the morning
32:00 <TheRiddler> yes
32:00 <Mew> its quite interesting hohoho
32:00 <TheRiddler> it's french theme this time
32:00 <Bitchka> id like to have sex with stephen fry
32:00 <matrix> I wouldn't lol
33:00 <TheRiddler> stephen fry is speaking in french
33:00 <matrix> That's scary lol
34:00 <Bitchka> hes a very handsome man
34:00 <matrix> He may be but I still prefer women lol
35:00 <Saemon> <+Bastardly_One> fuck up
35:00 <Saemon> <+Bastardly_One> you're all talking too much 
35:00 <Saemon> <mandyjane> keep telling everyone to fuck up
35:00 <Saemon> <mandyjane> bit frustrated are we, b1
35:00 <Saemon> lololz
35:00 <Saemon> he's been like this the whole day
35:00 <Saemon> pms man
35:00 <ShadowLurker> saemons got a hardon for b1 today
35:00 <Bitchka> i like both
35:00 <matrix> I am not anti men, but I have a strong preference for women
36:00 <Bastardly_One> ikr ShadowLurker?
36:00 <Bastardly_One> he doesn't even get my moods 
36:00 <Bastardly_One> am I pissy today?
36:00 <Skirmish> B1 thinks ShadowLurker is his pal. 
36:00 <Bastardly_One> exactly
36:00 <ShadowLurker> ikr
36:00 <Bastardly_One> lol 
36:00 <Bitchka> have you ever had sex with a man?
36:00 <TheRiddler> dogs on stilts
36:00 <TheRiddler> no
36:00 <matrix> Almost but not quite
36:00 <TheRiddler> have you had sex with a dog? :p
36:00 <Bitchka> almost
36:00 <TheRiddler> lol
36:00 <matrix> No dogs don't quite do it for me
37:00 <Bastardly_One> Oh
37:00 <Bastardly_One> I have something to show you though
37:00 <Bastardly_One> hang on 
37:00 <Bastardly_One> read that 
37:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
37:00 <Blockenator> lol
38:00 <slinky_J> LEGO MOVIE!!!!
38:00 <matrix> Oh not another Lego movie
39:00 <fawks> lmao
39:00 <Skirmish> Read what? 
40:00 <Bastardly_One> if you knew what it was connected to that I showed him I find it hilarious
40:00 <fawks> hes talking 2 his best m8 ShadowLurker
40:00 <Skirmish> Pals for yonks those two fawks.
40:00 <Bastardly_One> stop trying so hard fawks
40:00 <matrix> Well this is exciting
41:00 <Bastardly_One> you're starting to embarrass yourself you're trying that hard today
41:00 <milk> aussie mateship brings a tear to the eye
41:00 <Bastardly_One> well, I feel embarrassed for you anyway
41:00 <fawks> i dont try at all dumbledore, youre too easy
41:00 <Bastardly_One> ok
41:00 <Bastardly_One> that one was sniggerable
41:00 <Skirmish> The only person that constantly makes themselves look foolish is you B1.  You're a clueless old fool. 
41:00 <fawks> hes in denial though
41:00 <fawks> everyone is his m8
42:00 <Bastardly_One> coming from the person that thinks so highly of themselves as you do Skirmish ... means nothing to me 
42:00 <fawks> its a good giggle
42:00 <Bastardly_One> same as the ever sooooooooooooooo mature one there who actually acts like a teenage school girl most of the time
42:00 <Bastardly_One> you both mean nothing so why waste typing?
42:00 <milk> Is it wrong of me as a good Aryan boy to be cheering on the Jews blowing up little brown men?
43:00 <doctor> ask a priest
43:00 <Skirmish> What I think of myself isn't important B1.  The realisation that you're a mockery is what  you should be trying to have an epiphany about. 
43:00 <fawks> LOL
43:00 <fawks> why does he repeat everything i say :(
43:00 <[DoC]> where is beehhhh retard lol?
43:00 <fawks> i constantly say hes a teenage girl and now im one :'(
43:00 <fawks> i wish he was more original. he has nooooo original thoughts
43:00 <fawks> evevr
43:00 <fawks> ever ever
43:00 <[DoC]> lol
43:00 <Skirmish> watch out ... nek minnit you're boring. 
43:00 <fawks> lmao
44:00 <fawks> he said that earlier
44:00 <fawks> wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
44:00 <slinky_J> everything is awesome!
45:00 <Skirmish> Anyway ... it's all self inflicted so I can't feel too sorry for him.  
45:00 <couleurs> agread
46:00 <milk> reminds me of that time that guy was screaming at me to control my emotions
46:00 <The_Baron> good lord, what is this a fucking knitting circle
46:00 <Bastardly_One> sure is 
46:00 <Bastardly_One> anyway, back to what I was doing 
46:00 <The_Baron> Bitching Before Biscuits
46:00 <Skirmish> Now you're his pal The_Baron.  Say thank you to The_Baron, ShadowLurker. 
47:00 <The_Baron> nah seriously, this is becoming like eminems career, just bitch about the same three things ever night
47:00 <fawks> pieter irl https://scontent-a-lax.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/1476619_624639530916574_114386462_n.jpg?oh=6eea0f494dc193fde2060fbb73ceb86d&oe=54391306
47:00 <The_Baron> every*
47:00 <fawks> sold his front wheel at cashies
47:00 <The_Baron> anyhoo
47:00 <The_Baron> brb mull up cuntz
47:00 <Lumeah2> everything is awesome!!!!
47:00 <Lumeah2> I should shower .
48:00 <Saemon> lol b1 is such a facepalm bloke
48:00 <Skirmish> lol sif Pieter rides a bike. He's so ripped he rides a chariot topless ..... drawn by a donkey. 
48:00 <Saemon> everyone here hates me, and i make no pretense about it
48:00 <Saemon> thats the difference between you and me, Bastardly_One
49:00 <Saemon> you take yourself too seriously
49:00 <Saemon> <+Bastardly_One> you both mean nothing so why waste typing?
49:00 <slinky_J> everything is shower!@
50:00 <Saemon> dayem dems are harsh werds bru
50:00 <Bastardly_One> you actually are just a little creep ... like make people cringe
50:00 <Bastardly_One> and a social retard
50:00 <oxbffff> shit, shower, shave
51:00 <Saemon> and i dont pretend that im not
51:00 <Bastardly_One> don't even try to include yourself in any conversation concerning myself 
51:00 <Saemon> unlike you
51:00 <Saemon> ownt.
51:00 <Bastardly_One> compared to you I am like the most awesome person on the planet
51:00 <Saemon> ^
51:00 <Saemon> xD
51:00 <TheRiddler> lol
52:00 <Saemon> you and i are alike. both reviled in here
52:00 <Bastardly_One> do you honestly realise how retarded you are?
52:00 <Saemon> but u refuse to accept it
52:00 <Saemon> do you??
52:00 <Bastardly_One> if you did I think you'd commit suicide
52:00 <Bastardly_One> you really would
52:00 <Saemon> this is what im saying all laong
52:00 <Saemon> along*
52:00 <Bastardly_One> please die 
52:00 <Bastardly_One> do everyone a favour
52:00 <Saemon> lol OOoooo
52:00 <Saemon> shiz gettin personal now bru
52:00 <Skirmish> HERE YE HERE YE .... YE OLDE MAN CASTS DISPERSIONS ABOUT YOUNGSTERS ON IRC .... HERE YE HERE YE
52:00 <slinky_J> i so so so gotta buy the lego movie game
53:00 <Saemon> rofl
53:00 <ShadowLurker> lol
53:00 <milk> you seen those shotgun silencers for shooting down drones?
53:00 <ShadowLurker> water dispersant
53:00 <Saemon> when someone wishes death upon another on irc
53:00 <Saemon> u know they mad.
53:00 <Saemon> u upset jamie?
53:00 <Loof> i want you all to ask yourself
53:00 <Loof> have you shown your bong some love lately?
54:00 <ShadowLurker> just die
54:00 <ShadowLurker> I aint even mad
54:00 <Saemon> ur the exception ShadowLurker
54:00 <Saemon> u just randomly say that to me normally anyway
54:00 <ShadowLurker> yea and I mean it
54:00 <ShadowLurker> every time
54:00 <milk> keyboard fight
54:00 <matrix> I am crazy enough without the bong
54:00 <slinky_J> lol
55:00 <Saemon> yeah but it doesnt matter cuz you and me arent in a fued
55:00 <ShadowLurker> nah
55:00 <Bastardly_One> jesus 
55:00 <ShadowLurker> why not
55:00 <Bastardly_One> clueless fuck
55:00 <Saemon> but me and Bastardly_One however, we've been in a heel vs heel fued
55:00 <Serenity> you arent in a fued with anyone
55:00 <Saemon> since last summerslam
55:00 <Bastardly_One> lol @ him
55:00 <Serenity> you're just an annoying clueless fuck that no one would care if you stopped breathing
55:00 <Bastardly_One> sorry that was funny
55:00 <Bastardly_One> but yes
55:00 <Bastardly_One> the above
55:00 <Saemon> b1 our fued is gona culminate at wrestlemania 31
55:00 <slinky_J> heh smoking weed every day ruins the fun of smoking weed
55:00 <matrix> Nothing like smoking weed to get away from smoking weed
56:00 <Bastardly_One> I just said that but maybe you saying so might get through
56:00 <fawks> yes the above
56:00 <fawks> ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
56:00 <Serenity> you're that guy thats rotting away for 6 months in his apartment before anyone realises hes dead
56:00 <Saemon> lol faux
56:00 <Saemon> ^^^^^^!!!!!!
56:00 <Picard> Bastardly_One u old cunt, u didnt die today
56:00 <Bastardly_One> fawks, grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr but this time I laughed
56:00 <Saemon> lol @ "grrrrrrrr"
56:00 <Bastardly_One> the timing was actually amusing
56:00 <Saemon> he thinks fawks is jokin around with him
56:00 <Bastardly_One> not yet Picard
56:00 <Bastardly_One> I didn't say she was
56:00 <Saemon> he thinks once they've shared a laugh, they're all cool again.
56:00 <Bastardly_One> I know how to laugh at myself fuckwit
56:00 <Saemon> xD
56:00 <Picard> damn
56:00 <Loof> `seen BMW simba
56:00 <Loof> oh simba gone
56:00 <Loof> boo
57:00 <Saemon> ^^^!!!
57:00 <Bastardly_One> he has no idea 
57:00 <Bastardly_One> it's amazing
57:00 <fawks> omg..... i found student as a child
57:00 <fawks> https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/t1.0-9/1422540_622351424478718_1238419567_n.jpg
57:00 <Bastardly_One> but so irritating
57:00 <Loof> few just got my assignment submitted with 12 mins to spare :D
57:00 <Saemon> did u spellcheck it?
57:00 <Loof> yeah
57:00 <slinky_J> lol matrix
57:00 <slinky_J> ive been drinking too much tea :/
57:00 <slinky_J> TIME TO MAKE A POT OF TEA!
58:00 <Loof> i was 47 words over
58:00 <Loof> but meh
58:00 <Loof> word said like 2440
58:00 <Saemon> good job brostah
58:00 <Picard> Nat Bas is a fucking bitch
58:00 <Loof> but the submission thing said more
58:00 <Bastardly_One> evening ^pilot^
58:00 <^pilot^> hey man 
58:00 <^pilot^> i just ordered 3 grand worth of lights for my landcruiser
58:00 <Picard> y
59:00 <Bastardly_One> you could of sent that to me 
59:00 <Loof> zzzzzzzzzz
59:00 <Picard> i could think of better things to spend $3k on
59:00 <Bastardly_One> and just got a couple of big torches
59:00 <^pilot^> because i need it for work ?
59:00 <Bastardly_One> oh no here comes pics :P
59:00 <The_Baron> I got a SPOON
59:00 <^pilot^> sif pics
59:00 <Loof> shoptalk zzzz
59:00 <^pilot^> VIDEO!!!
59:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
59:00 <Serenity> there is no spoon
59:00 <Bastardly_One> I noticed 
59:00 <The_Baron> I am the spoon
59:00 <^pilot^> hello big boobed one
59:00 <Saemon> isnt that a cheat
59:00 <matrix> Pot tea   
00:00 <Picard> i didnt think pilots worked after sunset
00:00 <Loof> <pieter> be the spoon
00:00 <Saemon> on age of empires game or somthing
00:00 <Saemon> type in thereisnospoon and u get like faster build time
00:00 <The_Baron> though if this spoon is non existent, how will I eat this ice cream? or is that non existent too?
00:00 <Serenity> is he talking to me?
00:00 <Serenity> marko. that was rude
00:00 <Saemon> im talking to everyone in general
01:00 <Bastardly_One> I think it's talking to anyone 
01:00 <Picard> brb
01:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah and nobody is answering
01:00 <Loof> damn sleepytime meds are kicking in
01:00 <Saemon> excuse me im a person thank you
01:00 <Bastardly_One> take the hint 
01:00 <Bastardly_One> you're a person?
01:00 <Bastardly_One> since when?
01:00 <^pilot^> sif rude
01:00 <Bastardly_One> you're nothing but a gimp 
01:00 <^pilot^> and no 
01:00 <^pilot^> i was talking to b1
01:00 <^pilot^> ..... 
02:00 <Saemon> since ....MY MOM!!!
02:00 <^pilot^> or maybe rob
02:00 <Saemon> lol
02:00 <Bastardly_One> something to be kicked around 
02:00 <Bastardly_One> hey! 
02:00 <Saemon> muscle man regular show reference
02:00 <^pilot^> orrrr....... maybe baron ;)
02:00 <The_Baron> he aint a complete ankle, sometimes he helps me fall asleep
02:00 <Bastardly_One> you told me you weren't goint to tell people about my fake tittehs!
02:00 <Loof> did you quit The_Baron?
02:00 <The_Baron> quit what?
02:00 <Loof> the good shit
02:00 <Bastardly_One> I was waiting until I get the new make up to show her 
02:00 <Lumeah2> ohh me please.
03:00 <Bastardly_One> I need waxing too 
03:00 <Loof> weed
03:00 <The_Baron> motherfucker...
03:00 <Bastardly_One> way to ruin it cunt
03:00 <The_Baron> High Till I Die 
03:00 <^pilot^> :P
03:00 <Loof> sweet as!!!
03:00 <Loof> same bro
03:00 <Bastardly_One> big difference The_Baron
03:00 <Bastardly_One> you're not mental
03:00 <Bastardly_One> and live a life
03:00 <Bastardly_One> this cunt doesnt even leave his house
03:00 <simba> f
03:00 <Loof> gta?
03:00 <Lumeah2> u
04:00 <Loof> seroquel, nicotine, caffiene, weed and a beer
04:00 <Loof> i tired
04:00 <The_Baron> ya gotta have something to do
04:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm mad at him for last night anyway
04:00 <The_Baron> otherwise the stagnation becomes rot
04:00 <^pilot^> b1 how bright are those lights man ;)
04:00 <Bastardly_One> the cunt distracted me in GTA in a race
04:00 <Bastardly_One> fucking bright
04:00 <Bastardly_One> that's how bright
04:00 <simba> probably after this game
04:00 <Loof> sweet :D
05:00 <Bastardly_One> nearly as bright as the sun that shines out of my arse actually
05:00 <Bastardly_One> so yeah, bright
05:00 <The_Baron> like a morning star
05:00 <Saemon> u talkin about me b1?
05:00 <Saemon> i leave my house
05:00 <Bastardly_One> he'd need them on WA roads though 
05:00 <Saemon> how do u think i buy groceries?
05:00 <TheRiddler> american ninja warrior
06:00 <Saemon> although, now that online shoppin is available for woolies n coles
06:00 <Bastardly_One> give up you creepy little fuck
06:00 <Bastardly_One> I was talking about Loof
06:00 <Saemon> oh
06:00 <Bastardly_One> just shut 
06:00 <Bastardly_One> up
06:00 <Saemon> u first
06:00 <Saemon> lead by example 
07:00 <Bastardly_One> no
07:00 <Loof> Saemon you like my projector bro? http://i.imgur.com/BzwAFIS.jpg
08:00 <Saemon> wow damn bro
08:00 <Bastardly_One> despo creeps unite 
08:00 <Loof> might watch some wrastlin on it
08:00 <Saemon> thats pretty good man
08:00 <Serenity> [7:02pm] <^pilot^> i was talking to b1
08:00 <Serenity> yeah he has massive knockers
08:00 <Saemon> hell fucken yeah brah!
08:00 <The_Baron> bigger than mine?
08:00 <Serenity> yeah
08:00 <Serenity> yooge
08:00 <Bastardly_One> how the fuck do you know Serenity?
08:00 <Serenity> i know everything
08:00 <Bastardly_One> I haven't shown you the pics ... yet
08:00 <Serenity> thats what you think
08:00 <The_Baron> tits like mutant canteloupes eh?
08:00 <Bastardly_One> I payed good money for them 
09:00 <Bastardly_One> jealous?
09:00 <Serenity> no
09:00 <Serenity> i grew mine myself
09:00 <Bastardly_One> I wouldn't be either 
09:00 <Bastardly_One> in your case
09:00 <Saemon> u got a boob transplant b1?
09:00 <Loof> chicken makes em bigger
09:00 <Loof> hormones
09:00 <Loof> does it to guys too is a prob
09:00 <Bastardly_One> yes ... I have massive tittehs simple simon 
09:00 <The_Baron> there are no hormones in australian chicken
09:00 <Serenity> meat in australia hasnt had hormones since the 60's
09:00 <Bastardly_One> 38DDs
10:00 <Loof> fuck australia
10:00 <Picard>  ffs my knee is killing me
10:00 <Loof> people that matter i mean
10:00 <Saemon> if i was you bro i would have gotten a hair transplant instead jumping jamie
10:00 <Picard> getting old im nearly as fucked as Bastardly_One
10:00 <Bastardly_One> Loof believes everything on the net
10:00 <Saemon> lol picard thats impossible
10:00 <Bastardly_One> Picard suffer
10:00 <Saemon> no one can reach the level b1 is at
10:00 <The_Baron> but everything anyone ever says ever is indeed true and correct!
10:00 <Saemon> except for himself
10:00 <slinky_J> VS Arashi is da bomb
11:00 <Picard> to old for this building industry shit
11:00 <The_Baron> especially on the internet
11:00 <Loof> lol b1's hair lasted about as long as his ops, bald by 12
11:00 <Saemon> ^
11:00 <Picard> lol Loof
11:00 <Saemon> lol
11:00 <Loof> ^5
11:00 <Bastardly_One> considering who is saying what they're saying 
11:00 <Serenity> speaking of unfortunate old people ailments
11:00 <Serenity> im going grey :(
11:00 <Bastardly_One> I find it hilarious two creeps
12:00 <Bastardly_One> are bonding over little old me 
12:00 <Bastardly_One> bullshit 
12:00 <Loof> oooh i forgot to squeeze my reoccuring pimple on my arm
12:00 <Loof> it comes back every few months and is FULL of pus
12:00 <Bastardly_One> not just white/clear from dye?
12:00 <Loof> so fun
12:00 <fawks> squeeze it into a cup and drink it
12:00 <Bastardly_One> real grey?
12:00 <The_Baron> could be an ingrown hair 
12:00 <Serenity> no
12:00 <Loof> lol
12:00 <Serenity> real grey
12:00 <Serenity> im not an idiot
12:00 <Bastardly_One> well shit 
12:00 <Bastardly_One> duh 
12:00 <fawks> ^^^^^^^
12:00 <Bastardly_One> that's a bit rude
13:00 <Loof> my god sooo much pus
13:00 <Bastardly_One> I still dont have much 
13:00 <Loof> i should have photod it
13:00 <Bastardly_One> except my beard
13:00 <Serenity> loof im eating
13:00 <Loof> and it stinks
13:00 <Loof> like cheese
13:00 <Serenity> im going to punch you in the dick
13:00 <Loof> promises promises
14:00 <fawks> b1 irl https://scontent-b-lax.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn2/t1.0-9/544188_619717458075448_1084336589_n.jpg
15:00 <Saemon> Bastardly_One you're the creep, your ongoing persistant pseudo-sexual refrences towards the size of Serenity's boobs
15:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck this cunt ... tries so hard
15:00 <Serenity> pretty sure that was ^pilot^ who mentioned by boob
15:00 <Serenity> s
15:00 <Serenity> you idiot
15:00 <The_Baron> how are they pseudo-sexual references?
15:00 <Saemon> oh mah bad
15:00 <Saemon> lol fawks
15:00 <The_Baron> they are very much sexual
15:00 <The_Baron> straight up
15:00 <Saemon> at that pic
15:00 <Saemon> this is my version of b1 irl http://www.cosplayisland.co.uk/files/costumes/220/8112/Picture%20401.jpg
15:00 <The_Baron> you fucking gormless git!
15:00 <Saemon> he's an old rat
15:00 <Bastardly_One> and I said something about her having big tits too 
15:00 <Saemon> like master splinter
16:00 <Bastardly_One> so?
16:00 <Bastardly_One> time to go I think Simple Simon 
16:00 <Bastardly_One> you're not gonna stop clearly 
16:00 <ShadowLurker> is Saemon still swooning over b1
16:00 <Bastardly_One> yep
16:00 <Bastardly_One> since 1pm so far
16:00 <Saemon> if i go fawks goes, im just following what she does
16:00 <Bastardly_One> what time is it now?
16:00 <fawks> wtf
16:00 <fawks> canu buggger off
17:00 <The_Baron> 9:17pm
17:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah so 8hrs
17:00 <slinky_J> princess unikitty!
18:00 <Saemon> lol whats the saying again? love is timeless
18:00 <Saemon> wheres johninja lately btw
18:00 <Saemon> need to talk to him
19:00 <ShadowLurker> he doesnt like you either
20:00 <Serenity> mm these taco boats rule
21:00 <Saemon> i doubt that
21:00 <The_Baron> taco boats?
21:00 <Serenity> yes
21:00 <The_Baron> what is a taco boat?
21:00 <Saemon> by my convos with him in pm i know and am secure about how johninja feels about me.
22:00 <Serenity> like dis
22:00 <Serenity> http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-sLhhtQo-Qgs/UjEjaPC04MI/AAAAAAAABrU/an5zQI8pV0E/s1600/oldelpaso.png
22:00 <Bastardly_One> you don't even get stff in channel
22:00 <Bastardly_One> or else you'd never be in here 
22:00 <The_Baron> aahh
22:00 <The_Baron> a bowl tortilla
22:00 <The_Baron> how novel
23:00 <The_Baron> I'm so hungry now, I could eat an entire fleet
23:00 <Bastardly_One> that brand have all sorts of good taco shells
23:00 <Saemon> lol i thought that said feet
23:00 <Serenity> i just filled mine with sliced up steak salad veggies some sour cream with seasoning and cheese
23:00 <Saemon> mmmm
24:00 <Bastardly_One> I am only just getting my appetite from spewing all morning
24:00 <Saemon> did u add some avocado ?
24:00 <Serenity> no
24:00 <Bastardly_One> that was my own fault though
24:00 <Serenity> or i would have said
24:00 <Serenity> avocado
24:00 <Bastardly_One> oh Serenity I am having a brain fart
24:00 <Saemon> cado goes with everything
24:00 <Saemon> from tuna sandwiches to ice cream
24:00 <Bastardly_One> who sounds like feminem on Psychotic Records
24:00 <Saemon> its the wonder fruit
24:00 <Serenity> no one?
24:00 <Bastardly_One> I need to answer this quick
25:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah ... whats his name 
25:00 <Bastardly_One> who is as fast
25:00 <Serenity> monoxide child
25:00 <Bastardly_One> that's the boy
25:00 <Bastardly_One> ta
25:00 <Serenity> who is not on psy anymore
25:00 <Bastardly_One> oh how good timing 
26:00 <Bastardly_One> it's up to his verse in Debbie in the Dark 
26:00 <Bastardly_One> that song is fucked up 
26:00 <Bastardly_One> creepy as 
26:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I know ... My bad in saying that about being still on that label
27:00 <slinky_J> avocado is fattening
27:00 <slinky_J> i inject it into my penis
27:00 <Bastardly_One> makes sense
27:00 <Saemon> i do cardio after i eat it
27:00 <Bastardly_One> it's got latex
27:00 <Saemon> so its sall good
27:00 <Bastardly_One> you don't do a thing
27:00 <Bastardly_One> stop typing
27:00 <The_Baron> bbs getting smokes
27:00 <Bastardly_One> you make people cringe
27:00 <Saemon> <+Bastardly_One> that song is fucked up 
27:00 <Saemon> <+Bastardly_One> creepy as 
27:00 <Bastardly_One> is about it 
27:00 <Saemon> so that song is wat every woman says about yuo
27:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah and idiot?
27:00 <Saemon> you*
28:00 <Saemon> lol 
28:00 <Bastardly_One> it is a fucked up song .. isn't it Serenity?
28:00 <Bastardly_One> and please please remove the pest can ya?
28:00 <Saemon> u attacked me first by saying i dont do a thing
28:00 <Saemon> i do exercise now
28:00 <Bastardly_One> nearly 9hrs of this obsession is pathetic
28:00 <fawks> typing isnt exercise
28:00 <Bastardly_One> you do nothing 
28:00 <Saemon> lol fawks
28:00 <slinky_J> SHUT UP ALREADY
28:00 <Serenity> saemon just shut up im sick of reading it
29:00 <Bastardly_One> you're a nothing ... who makes stories about everything
29:00 <slinky_J> somebody ignore somebody
29:00 <Saemon> ....slinks??
29:00 <slinky_J> both of u
29:00 <Bastardly_One> this is my fave track on the album
29:00 <Bastardly_One> love this song 
30:00 <fawks> slinky_J did you buy the edward scissorhands pants
30:00 <Saemon> lol
30:00 <Serenity> i watched that movie the other night
30:00 <Saemon> i recently watched it too and i must say, winona ryder has aged very damn well
31:00 <Saemon> she still looks very good these days
31:00 <slinky_J> no
31:00 <Bastardly_One> oh ... how fucking cool is this icon 
31:00 <Bastardly_One> http://i186.photobucket.com/albums/x30/shugaliscious/madeicons/RW004.png
31:00 <slinky_J> not interested in them
31:00 <Bastardly_One> wish I made it myself but wicked gift
31:00 <slinky_J> skinny jeans FTLOSE
31:00 <simba> Loof r u alive
32:00 <fawks> oh
32:00 <slinky_J> :P
32:00 <Loof> jah mon
32:00 <simba> selecta
32:00 <Mew> when the crowd say bo
33:00 <Saemon> how would skinny jeans look on someone with cankles?
33:00 <Loof> k i'll boot up the ps
34:00 <mrdanger> WOAH
34:00 <mrdanger> WOAH BABY
34:00 <Serenity> o.O
34:00 <simba> to infinity and beyond
35:00 <fawks> Serenity https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=524055804392244
35:00 <Mew> http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=cUYgNEwD3gQ
35:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Craig David ft Artful Dodger - Re-Rewind (Mar 13, 2008) - Category: Music - 627,710 - 1,635 likes (97.7%), 38 dislikes (2.3%)
35:00 <Pyro-> ghey
35:00 <Mew> I had it on cd lol super ghey
35:00 <The_Baron> no shit
36:00 <slinky_J> idc
36:00 <mrdanger> that woman seems like a WHORE
36:00 <The_Baron> and hi Mew
36:00 <Mew> hi baZ ltns
36:00 <The_Baron> indeed
36:00 <Mew> whats been happening?
37:00 <Serenity> i would punch that cat in the face
37:00 <slinky_J> battlefield hardline deluxe edition comes with a hardline money clip AAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
37:00 <slinky_J> laemz
37:00 <The_Baron> lot of this and that
37:00 <The_Baron> choons, parties, drugs, and...school lunches
37:00 <Mew> wow what a mix
38:00 <The_Baron> ikr
38:00 <simba> dont mix them all up !!!!!!!!!!!!!
38:00 <MrMark> booooooooooooooooooooooooo!
38:00 <Loof> mix it all with some lemon juice and inject that shit
38:00 <The_Baron> yeah putting a gram of coke in the ham sandwich is never a good idea
38:00 <MrMark> we all behaving?
39:00 <slinky_J> she is so ugly
39:00 <slinky_J> and the cat is a CUNT
39:00 <Serenity> seriously when homer bites me i smash him
39:00 <Serenity> hes slowly learning not to
39:00 <Serenity> poor teachers if that happened
39:00 <Mew> I got choons n mdma for lunch wot u got
39:00 <xm> 'feel' the crowd so you will know the right moment to drop some killer shads am tracks
39:00 <The_Baron> I'm chillaxin for the next month, the last 6 weeks have been mental
39:00 <The_Baron> cones cones and cones
39:00 <xm> tea and cones
40:00 <Bastardly_One> I like the way she's honest at the end though
40:00 <Bastardly_One> who the fuck am I kidding 
40:00 <Bastardly_One> this cat is a cunt
40:00 <couleurs> 80085
40:00 <xm> the life of a fine gentleman
40:00 <Loof> anyone here watch lollapalooza
40:00 <Mew> I still haven't done anything with shads stuff xm
40:00 <The_Baron> yeah actually got a cup of black tea
40:00 <Loof> ?
40:00 <xm> Mew, yeah, i better get working on my stuff too. i have pressure to release the breaking `ban site and I've done more removing than adding
40:00 <xm> lawyers are warning me about possible problems from suicides
41:00 <Reptile> was thsat your number in prison?
41:00 <Mew> lmao
41:00 <xm> could result in a 4 hour g-line
41:00 <The_Baron> not a g-line?!?!?!
41:00 <Mew> slap ya with a g banger
42:00 <milk> bitcoin total
42:00 <xm> you know what sucks
42:00 <xm> having some skin off your middle finger removed
42:00 <xm> so it gets sensitive
42:00 <xm> and eating from a bag of chips
42:00 <xm> salty ones
42:00 <Loof> mmm salties
42:00 <Mew> s n v?
42:00 <Loof> gimme
42:00 <xm> no
42:00 <xm> original, but salty
42:00 <simba> Loof im h34d1n 0nL1n3
42:00 <Loof> snv rules
42:00 <xm> "Thins"
43:00 <Bastardly_One> couleurs
43:00 <Bastardly_One> I still wanna know what the fuck 
43:00 <Bastardly_One> that boulder shit was 
43:00 <couleurs> asteroids
43:00 <Bastardly_One> I have never ever ever ever seen that in my life
43:00 <Loof> oh shit i'll accept then
43:00 <xm> i do like SnV though
43:00 <The_Baron> but the sting from the salt is so invigorating
43:00 <xm> it does
43:00 <The_Baron> rubbing toobs on ur nipples also helps
43:00 <xm> it's charging me up
43:00 <xm> ions and stuff
43:00 <Mew> haha
43:00 <Mew> are you high on e numbers
44:00 <couleurs> we had them before you came online
44:00 <Bastardly_One> oh I see
44:00 <slinky_J> https://memorado.com/iqtest?r=118#.U99MctMcwl7.facebook
44:00 <couleurs> i was in the back seat of simba's car and it happened to us too
44:00 <Bastardly_One> ah right
44:00 <couleurs> they're like planets not asteroids
44:00 <couleurs> so weird
44:00 <The_Baron> brb
44:00 <xm> ?
44:00 <Mew> http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/E_number
45:00 <Bastardly_One> certainly surprised the fuck out of me 
45:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
45:00 <Saemon> Bastardly_One, why doesnt the WWE utilise past great veterans like jake the snake roberts in their developmental system?
45:00 <^pilot^> Sarah, I'd punch that cat in the face
45:00 <Bastardly_One> the reason I use that bike is as you can tell it's fast
45:00 <^pilot^> repetetively
45:00 <^pilot^> till it stopped 
45:00 <Saemon> he could teach the new generation all about in ring psychology and ring presence
45:00 <Bastardly_One> I still like the way at the end marko
45:00 <Bastardly_One> where she might as well be saying
45:00 <^pilot^> dead honest
45:00 <^pilot^> :P
45:00 <xm> that looks like a piss bullet
45:00 <Loof> is that a drug?
45:00 <Loof> if so omg
46:00 <Bastardly_One> who the fuck am I kidding this cat is a cunt
46:00 <^pilot^> lol
46:00 <^pilot^> :P
46:00 <Picard> did i miss anything?
46:00 <Reptile> nice kitty
46:00 <^pilot^> your brain 
46:00 <Picard> ^pilot^ fark you
46:00 <Mew> its food additives
46:00 <Loof> ah
46:00 <xm> I've heard of Riboflavin of course
47:00 <slinky_J> Saemon do ur iq https://memorado.com/iqtest?r=118#.U99MctMcwl7.facebook
47:00 <Serenity> i would have thrown it across the room honestly
47:00 <Bastardly_One> I mean I appreciate sadistic cats
47:00 <Bastardly_One> but not *cunts*
47:00 <Bastardly_One> that cat would be the first ever cat to fly 
47:00 <Picard> idiots
47:00 <Serenity> being bitten once or scratch comes with owning a cat
47:00 <Serenity> but not like that
47:00 <Bastardly_One> yep, or play fighting
47:00 <Bastardly_One> but not that shit 
47:00 <The_Baron> that's vitamin b isn't it?
48:00 <Reptile> dont be mean to animals
48:00 <ShadowLurker> that thing is tying to assert dominance
48:00 <ShadowLurker> its never been taught no
48:00 <Bastardly_One> what do you mean trying
48:00 <Bastardly_One> he owns her
48:00 <ShadowLurker> i bet that dumbass was all "aww thats cute" as a kitten
48:00 <ShadowLurker> now has no idea
48:00 <Bastardly_One> to the point she needs to get rid of him it seems
48:00 <milk> anybody like Shrek?
48:00 <ShadowLurker> that cat has no chance
48:00 <Bastardly_One> yea it does
48:00 <ShadowLurker> shrek is life
48:00 <Bastardly_One> with the right home
48:00 <ShadowLurker> shrek is love
48:00 <MrMark> yep
48:00 <Serenity> it makes your pee fluro
48:00 <MrMark> nah
48:00 <The_Baron> it does change the hue that's for sure
49:00 <Bastardly_One> but she doesn't need to own one 
49:00 <Reptile> cut your loses
49:00 <Bastardly_One> or shouldn't be allowed if that's to go by
49:00 <Serenity> i have a berocca every morning
49:00 <Serenity> makes it nice n bright
50:00 <Bastardly_One> cats love mind games
50:00 <Bastardly_One> that's the first fault right there 
50:00 <Bastardly_One> did she have a mind?
50:00 <Serenity> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kS4sizCZHEE
50:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: [SFM] Ogreaggressive (Date not found) - Category: Science & Technology - 604,298 - 13,245 likes (98.5%), 203 dislikes (1.5%)
50:00 <Mew> my pee is almost clear most of the time
51:00 <Bastardly_One> spewing ... charming
51:00 <Bastardly_One> I should piss on you ... would probably be pure faygo by now
51:00 <Serenity> yeah no one spews hey
51:00 <Bastardly_One> had enough of it today
51:00 <Bastardly_One> oh not this again 
51:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck
51:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck fuck fuck 
51:00 <Serenity> mines always clear cept the pee after berocca
51:00 <Serenity> but i drink like 4 litres of water a day
51:00 <The_Baron> that's a lot of water
51:00 <simba> i drink 5
52:00 <Bastardly_One> you are a a sadistic bitch
52:00 <Serenity> ..
52:00 <Serenity> what
52:00 <Bastardly_One> well you are 
52:00 <Bastardly_One> this vid 
52:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
52:00 <Bastardly_One> it's as bad as my amazing horse
52:00 <Bastardly_One> as sadistic I should say
52:00 <The_Baron> 3 litres is the recommended
52:00 <The_Baron> anything over four is dangerous
52:00 <Serenity> theres not any real recommendation for water actually.
52:00 <Serenity> because of body weights and heights being different
53:00 <Reptile> fkin cats
53:00 <Reptile> they shit everywhere
53:00 <Bastardly_One> marko
53:00 <Bastardly_One> oi
53:00 <ShadowLurker> here we go
53:00 <Serenity> my cats shit in one place
53:00 <Bastardly_One> (watch this Serenity)
53:00 <Serenity> dont be a catist
53:00 <Bastardly_One> ^pilot^
53:00 <Serenity> overly obese people need more than thin people
53:00 <beagle> 1.5L perhaps 1L day i read
53:00 <beagle> i drink lot of water
53:00 <beagle> perhaps too much !
53:00 <The_Baron> well exertion plays a big part also
53:00 <simba> like ur typing
53:00 <Serenity> unless under the influence of drugs you're not likely to drink enough to make yourself sick
53:00 <beagle> i enjoy water but i recall women seem to enjoy water less than men .
53:00 <The_Baron> some ppl will secrete more fluid than others 
54:00 <Bastardly_One> hello marko ... oi
54:00 <Serenity> what are you doing..
54:00 <Bastardly_One> you'll see ... am about to send him insane 
54:00 <Bastardly_One> he hasn't seen my amazing horse
54:00 <Bastardly_One> and damn him for not paying attention
54:00 <Bastardly_One> that failed then eh?
54:00 <The_Baron> Serenity, generally true
54:00 <The_Baron> but there have been plenty stupid ppl throughout history who achieved this without the assistance of psychotropic substances
55:00 <Bastardly_One> I know you've seen it 
55:00 <Bastardly_One> so won't work on you
55:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck him ... he rants at you for 10 mins straight
55:00 <Serenity> thats called natural selection
55:00 <Serenity> lol
55:00 <beagle> this new pc cpu seems to be around about 4 or 5 times faster than the current one. perhaps 7 times faster. but its less than half the speed of a really good i7
55:00 <The_Baron> true
56:00 <Bastardly_One> then fucks off for hours
56:00 <Bastardly_One> boo!
56:00 <Pyro-> speaking of rant...
56:00 <Serenity> lol
57:00 <Bastardly_One> I was thinking that too Pyro- ... I thought ... stop typing B1
57:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o7cCJqya7wc
57:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Amazing Horse HD (Oct 24, 2009) - Category: Film & Animation - 259,157 - 1,800 likes (95.3%), 89 dislikes (4.7%)
57:00 <Serenity> bloody jamie oliver making pate
57:00 <Serenity> yuck
57:00 <slinky_J> hmm so there are two assassins creed games coming out
57:00 <slinky_J> OF THE CLOSET
57:00 <The_Baron> u don't like pate?
57:00 <slinky_J> so over jamie oliver
57:00 <The_Baron> or u don't like jamie olivers cooking?
57:00 <Serenity> i looove jamie oliver
58:00 <Bastardly_One> I have new TB to watch
58:00 <Serenity> marko is in my dungeon
58:00 <Bastardly_One> but thanks to the cunt today
58:00 <Bastardly_One> I know what happens this ep
58:00 <Serenity> thats why i ignored him until i saw it
58:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah, I download weekly to be told ... arsehole
58:00 <Serenity> every monday ignore him until you see it
58:00 <Serenity> but the thought of pate makes me want to puke
58:00 <Picard> giddy up
58:00 <The_Baron> roasted livers smooshed up into paste
58:00 <The_Baron> how can u go wrong
58:00 <MrMark> u behaving Serenity?
58:00 <The_Baron> :P
58:00 <slinky_J> reality and cooking shows yawn
58:00 <Serenity> never MrMark
58:00 <MrMark> good good
59:00 <Serenity> because he does it every week
59:00 <Serenity> on purpose
59:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I usually don't take notice but today I happened to accidently of read 
59:00 <Serenity> he also sends his minions from cats to pm you
59:00 <ShadowLurker> he needs to be removed
59:00 <Bastardly_One> no shit on the pming you with it 
59:00 <Bastardly_One> that's fucking unreal
59:00 <Serenity> he got shads or joel to pm me once lol
59:00 <Serenity> but id already seen it
59:00 <MrMark> what u up to
59:00 <Serenity> watching tv
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> peeps!
00:00 <Bastardly_One> this place is getting stupier if possible
00:00 <Serenity> hey kate
00:00 <Reptile> crazy cat persons
00:00 <Bastardly_One> no shit? ... I'd laugh
00:00 <Bastardly_One> but it's not funny ha ha
00:00 <Bastardly_One> evenin' kate
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> Hey serenity - sup?
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> g'day bastardly - sup?
00:00 <Bastardly_One> the sky duh
00:00 <Bastardly_One> silly woman!
00:00 <Bastardly_One> sweet FA 
00:00 <The_Baron> I like cooking shows where they show ya how to cook shit, but all that scripted drama shit, blergh
00:00 <Serenity> yeah i like jamie olivers because you get good ideas
00:00 <simba> oliver is ok
00:00 <Serenity> ive got a few of his books
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> :P
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> nice, nice
01:00 <Serenity> eff all
01:00 <Serenity> you?
01:00 <Serenity> the 10 minute and 30 minute meals ones are good
01:00 <slinky_J> i like stuff like hairy bikers
01:00 <The_Baron> yeah that show was oright
01:00 <slinky_J> and anthony bourdan no reservations
01:00 <The_Baron> and loads of meat
01:00 <slinky_J> shows that go places
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah bout the same
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> enjoying it !
02:00 <Bastardly_One> stop agreeing with me Serenity
02:00 <Picard> fuck
02:00 <Serenity> yeah im really not
02:00 <Bastardly_One> no Picard ever
02:00 <Bastardly_One> I meant copying not agreeing 
02:00 <Bastardly_One> fail
02:00 <Bastardly_One> again
02:00 <Mew> ohhhh remember the two fat ladies? 
03:00 <Picard> Bastardly_One get ya eyes checked u old prick
03:00 <Bastardly_One> no
03:00 <Bastardly_One> get my brain checked
03:00 <Mew> one died I think
03:00 <Mew> :(
03:00 <couleurs> yes 1 of them died in a hot dog motorcycling accident
03:00 <Serenity> this new jamie oliver shows you heaps of cool stuff to do with left overs
03:00 <The_Baron> don't need jamie for that
03:00 <The_Baron> I am the left over king
04:00 <Picard> might sleep outside tonight, see how frosty it gets
04:00 <Bastardly_One> copying is  bit away in the alphabet from agreeing
04:00 <Picard> was -2 here this morning
04:00 <Picard> felt like -5
04:00 <Bastardly_One> good, hope you get frostbite and die
04:00 <Picard> same
04:00 <Bastardly_One> but with the fat ... you'll be right
04:00 <Picard> i hope u die in a fire
04:00 <slinky_J> commencing micro management
05:00 <Bastardly_One> no chance ... I'm good at fires though
05:00 <Bastardly_One> had two housefires
05:00 <Bastardly_One> survived both of them
05:00 <Bastardly_One> shame huh?
05:00 <Picard> yes
05:00 <Picard> pity
05:00 <MrMark> hot dog related motorcycling accidents r on the increase
05:00 <slinky_J> ainsley <3
06:00 <slinky_J> ahaha lego people walk like they r poopen
07:00 <Serenity> mmm frost bite
07:00 <Picard> could kill me
07:00 <Picard> i might sue my sons school
07:00 <Picard> he could of been killed today
07:00 <xm> can Riboflavin affect preggers tests????? coz I've been getting heaps of false positives lately :/
08:00 <Bastardly_One> thats a cool quit
08:00 <Picard> another kid pushed on a window from the inside and it fell out onto my son, he has a cut on his head about 6cms long 
08:00 <Bastardly_One> far as quits go
08:00 <Picard> Bastardly_One he was refering to you
08:00 <couleurs> :o
09:00 <Bastardly_One> stop projecting
09:00 <Bastardly_One> and fuck, re: son
09:00 <Picard> yes he is one lucky boy
09:00 <Serenity> xm;s going to be a mummy
09:00 <Serenity> how sweet
09:00 <xm> yeh but hoisin daddy
10:00 <Serenity> =\/.';/>
10:00 <couleurs> good song
10:00 <Serenity> whoops
10:00 <Serenity> soz
10:00 <Picard> fuck this im off to bed
10:00 <slinky_J> SPACESHUP
11:00 <slinky_J> omigosh the ugly jew kid in this movie PLEASE END MOVIE NOW
12:00 <Bastardly_One> does anyone know what a plague mask is?
12:00 <Bastardly_One> I do but I'm asking
12:00 <couleurs> nobody cares Picard u fat old bald man 
12:00 <Bastardly_One> google image them
12:00 <Bastardly_One> how creepy yet cool do they look
12:00 <couleurs> what movie...
12:00 <slinky_J> lego movie!
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> ya mum looks creepy
13:00 <Bastardly_One> they're creepy as
13:00 <Bastardly_One> she does too!
16:00 <slinky_J> lol
18:00 <Bastardly_One> oh, a bit late
18:00 <Bastardly_One> click this 
18:00 <^pilot^> sorry
18:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o7cCJqya7wc
18:00 <^pilot^> link
18:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Amazing Horse HD (Oct 24, 2009) - Category: Film & Animation - 259,157 - 1,800 likes (95.3%), 89 dislikes (4.7%)
18:00 <Bastardly_One> you deserve it 
18:00 <^pilot^> hsahahahahas
18:00 <^pilot^> oioooooo thats dirtyyyy
18:00 <^pilot^> sweet lemonade
19:00 <^pilot^> SHUT UP WOMAN GET ON MY HORSE
19:00 <Bastardly_One> oh no 
19:00 <Bastardly_One> you know it 
19:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
19:00 <^pilot^> HAHAHAHA
19:00 <^pilot^> :P
19:00 <^pilot^> SWEET LEMONADEEEEEEE
19:00 <Bastardly_One> I love torturing people with that 
20:00 <Serenity> omg
20:00 <Serenity> 2001 called
20:00 <Serenity> it wants its internet back
20:00 <^pilot^> :P
20:00 <^pilot^> wait
20:00 <slinky_J> lmaoz
21:00 <^pilot^> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EIyixC9NsLI
21:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Badgers (Jun 28, 2008) - Category: Comedy - 20,037,198 - 106,229 likes (94.5%), 6,159 dislikes (5.5%)
22:00 <Fez> Chickenonaraft.com
22:00 <^pilot^> where's charlie the unicorn :P
28:00 <Fez> Candy moutain prolly
28:00 <Bastardly_One> oh hush woman 
28:00 <Bastardly_One> you didn't know of the horse until I showed you
28:00 <Bastardly_One> did you?
29:00 <Serenity> of course i did
29:00 <Serenity> i have been on the internet more than 5 minutes
29:00 <Bastardly_One> well, excuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuse me 
29:00 <slinky_J> https://scontent-a-lax.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xaf1/t1.0-9/10431482_1647472968811176_522113152683057731_n.jpg
30:00 <Bastardly_One> the way we were talking about it I thought you hadn't
30:00 <Bastardly_One> and I'm old so I am allowed to reminince
30:00 <Bastardly_One> or whoever you spell it 
31:00 <slinky_J> booored
31:00 <Bastardly_One> I clearly am this evening 
31:00 <Bastardly_One> bit obvious
31:00 <slinky_J> this is real music
31:00 <slinky_J> DARKNESS
31:00 <slinky_J> NO PARENTS
31:00 <slinky_J> MORE DARKNESS!
32:00 <couleurs> http://imgur.com/gallery/mEO6wEi
32:00 <MrMark> oooer
32:00 <MrMark> sounds kinky
32:00 <slinky_J> lols
32:00 <slinky_J> its batman's original song in lego movie
33:00 <Lumeah> Lol
33:00 <MrMark> yawn
34:00 <MrMark> we all behaving?
34:00 <slinky_J> 4 MrMark
34:00 <slinky_J> https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfp1/t1.0-9/10550980_10152503555539471_4474716609420981469_n.jpg
34:00 <slinky_J> ilikeboobies
34:00 <slinky_J> xD
34:00 <MrMark> boobies
36:00 <slinky_J> woo hoooooo YIPEEE!!!
38:00 <slinky_J> no
38:00 <slinky_J> NOOO
38:00 <slinky_J> I WAS MASTER OF IRC
38:00 <slinky_J> *dieds*
40:00 <couleurs> Hahaha!!!
40:00 <beagle> lego movie is it out now ?
40:00 <Lumeah> Nope dl it in shop
43:00 <couleurs> ok
46:00 <slinky_J> :P
46:00 <slinky_J> ye i dld it yesterday
46:00 <slinky_J> ima watch evil dead at mignight
46:00 <slinky_J> MIGNIGHT!
47:00 <Fez> Mingenight?
47:00 <slinky_J> beagle have u seen the cop movie END OF WATCH?
47:00 <slinky_J> best cop movie since training day i finks
50:00 <couleurs> orsem
59:00 <Bastardly_One> I reckon Fennec_Fox should have a perm "this is not a revolving door" ban
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> i agree
59:00 <NightOwl1> Meanies.
00:00 <Bastardly_One> oh hello NightOwl
00:00 <Bastardly_One> once again on the other side
00:00 <Bastardly_One> more life in the Chamber than NHB
00:00 <NightOwl1> BeeWon.
00:00 <Bastardly_One> that's because I'm there 
01:00 <Bastardly_One> and co hosting an upcoming event
01:00 <NightOwl1> With your harem
01:00 <Bastardly_One> so it's all sucky sucky
01:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh
01:00 <Bastardly_One> and guess what?
01:00 <NightOwl1> What
01:00 <Bastardly_One> the twin took me off ignore
01:00 <Bastardly_One> shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit
01:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
01:00 <NightOwl1> Haha
01:00 <Bastardly_One> I was bagging her out 
01:00 <Bastardly_One> and suddenly she's ie
01:00 <Bastardly_One> like
01:00 <Bastardly_One> oh you're off ignore cunt and hi 
01:00 <Rak> what about police academy
01:00 <Rak> and robocop
02:00 <Bastardly_One> I thought I was gonna be chewed out naturally
02:00 <NightOwl1> I was going to say you were speaking again but that was probably a bit too much of a stretch
02:00 <Bastardly_One> we are 
02:00 <Bastardly_One> it's like some fucked up marriage
02:00 <Bastardly_One> she's in denial still though 
02:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
02:00 <NightOwl1> For how long do you reckon LOL
02:00 <Rak> and turner and hooch
02:00 <Rak> and fargo
02:00 <Fez> I am the law
02:00 <Doodle> paul blart mall cop
02:00 <zaim> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eAt4xQbjofM
02:00 <Fez> Judge dredd
02:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Radiohead - Everything In Its Right Place (Gigamesh Remix) ( Jun 19, 2012) 4:33 - Category: Music - 49,715 - 657 likes (99.2%), 5 dislikes (0.8%)
02:00 <Rak> oooooh judge dredd
02:00 <Fez> Demolition man
02:00 <slinky_J> old movies rak
02:00 <slinky_J> ooolllldddd
03:00 <Bastardly_One> oh
03:00 <Bastardly_One> 12 hrs
03:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
03:00 <NightOwl1> That's about average I spouse lol
03:00 <Bastardly_One> I have one of the harem scared to death
03:00 <Bastardly_One> well did 
03:00 <Bastardly_One> what'd she do?
03:00 <Bastardly_One> oh don't worry he's full of shit 
03:00 <slinky_J> my dvd copy of demolition man they dubbed over it
03:00 <slinky_J> replacing taco bell with pizza hut
03:00 <slinky_J> ruins the film
03:00 <slinky_J> stebieee
04:00 <Bastardly_One> and it fucking stopped me right in my tracks laughing
04:00 <Bastardly_One> I am so gonna smash her face in one day 
04:00 <Bastardly_One> beat that arse so bad 
04:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
07:00 <simba> satan
08:00 <Saemon> lol
08:00 <Saemon> Bastardly_One is on fire today!
08:00 <Saemon> ^^^^^^^^^
08:00 <Rak> warch Utopia
08:00 <Rak> watch Utopia
08:00 <couleurs> satan ibrahitlervich
09:00 <beagle> http://www.harveynorman.com.au/computers-tablets/microsoft-surface-pro-2-256gb-tablet.html
09:00 <beagle> almost 1400 bucks for it tho
09:00 <beagle> looks cool
09:00 <slinky_J> i wana dl I Orbit
10:00 <slinky_J> but no YIFY copy on piratebay
10:00 <couleurs> pease of junk
10:00 <slinky_J> hahahaha
11:00 <simba> Hahahahahahahahaha.
11:00 <simba> That's great, man.
12:00 <slinky_J> AHAHAHAHAHAHA
12:00 <slinky_J> ur awesome simbi
12:00 <slinky_J> EVERYTHING IS AWESOME
12:00 <simba> Baahahaahahahahaha.
12:00 <simba> You must be on some top shit!!!!
12:00 <slinky_J> when you're part of a team!
13:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck up
13:00 <Bastardly_One> NightOwl is the only one in the universe
13:00 <Bastardly_One> that has see this saga in almost it's entire thing
13:00 <Bastardly_One> and he gets the need to vent here and there
13:00 <slinky_J> YOU'RE A WILD MAN, YOU KNOW THAT?
13:00 <slinky_J> THIS GUY'S A WILD MAN, YOU KINOW THAT?
13:00 <simba> i expect you to notice me soon about what youve mixed together tonight
14:00 <Kynetic> i think Bastardly_One is on meth 
14:00 <Saemon> he certainly looks like he is
14:00 <Saemon> his skin n gaunty sunken eyes
14:00 <Kynetic> at least he doesnt look like hes in a wheelchair ay
14:00 <Bastardly_One> good pot more like
14:00 <Saemon> i have nice youthful skin though
14:00 <slinky_J> dexteeerrr
14:00 <Bastardly_One> but when dont I talk when bored?
14:00 <Saemon> really glowin with vibrance
14:00 <simba> i hope its saucy
14:00 <slinky_J> a bit of lego with bf4 and a SMIIIIIIIIIIILE!
14:00 <Sanity> thats not a skid mark... its a poo...
15:00 <Bastardly_One> haven't you noticed this before Kynetic?
15:00 <Kynetic> Saemon is it because you coat your skin in semen just before bed?
15:00 <Bastardly_One> when bored I can just go on and on and on unless someone interjects
15:00 <Saemon> lol Kynetic
15:00 <Saemon> there was actualy an article about it
15:00 <Kynetic> thats how i do it
15:00 <Saemon> semen eliminates wrinkles
15:00 <Saemon> and yes, i have tried it
15:00 <Saemon> only use my own semen though
16:00 <Saemon> i used it on the crows feet thats beginning to form on the side of my eyes
16:00 <Kynetic> careful
16:00 <Kynetic> dont wanna get your semen in your eyes
16:00 <Saemon> whats gona happen if it does?
16:00 <beehhh> i wont cum for the whole sem
16:00 <beehhh> let the dream ejaculate happens
16:00 <simba> lol
16:00 <simba> Smile like u mean it
16:00 <slinky_J> i mean to smile
16:00 <slinky_J> and i mean it SMILECORE!
17:00 <Kynetic> Saemon i guess youve never cum on a chicks face
17:00 <Kynetic> otherwise you'd know.
17:00 <Saemon> no i consider that a demeaning and degrading act upon women
17:00 <beehhh> <beagle> oh just ruin #melbourne you cunt.
17:00 <Kynetic> lol
17:00 <Saemon> i respect women way too much to do such a thing
17:00 <Kynetic> bullshit.
17:00 <beehhh> how did he even notice me
17:00 <Kynetic> they love it
17:00 <Saemon> really?
17:00 <Kynetic> yeah
17:00 <beagle> yes its confirmed that the new pc is about 3 or 4 times faster than this one of its cpu
17:00 <beagle> which is VERY VERY fast
17:00 <beagle> they have sold lots.
17:00 <beagle> 8 more since i purchased mine 
18:00 <Kynetic> they beg me to cum on their faces
18:00 <beehhh> must be asian
18:00 <Saemon> i wouldnt know ive never had a gf or a women who would willingly have sex with me out of her own desire
18:00 <Kynetic> lol beehhh
18:00 <The_Baron> hahaha
18:00 <Kynetic> asian chicks love having their faces cummed on
18:00 <Saemon> only sex ive had is with escorts
18:00 <Kynetic> yeah...... we know.
18:00 <beehhh> its true asian girls loves white cock n surrogate 
18:00 <beagle> i thought i would be able to get a comission if i made it clear it was me that suggested it to those folks
18:00 <beagle> must been aussies i dont think it was free delivery world wide
18:00 <beagle> no monitor n that with it as its low priced yeah welllll another 700 later i can get one that would be incredible high res , i was told by friend they sell them at dick smith
19:00 <The_Baron> it's better cumming on a chicks face when they don't like it
19:00 <Saemon> its a good thing, u get exactly what u want
19:00 <The_Baron> that look of blinking horror
19:00 <Saemon> and none of the emotional baggage
19:00 <The_Baron> boi-oing!!
19:00 <Kynetic> its like fucking a chick in the arse
19:00 <Kynetic> theres 3 reasons why its so good
19:00 <Kynetic> 1) its tighter
19:00 <Kynetic> 2) its warmer
19:00 <Kynetic> 3) its more degrading to women.
19:00 <Saemon> some chicks would expect u to be their boyfriend after they've 'given' themselves to you
19:00 <Saemon> n be clingy cunts
19:00 <beehhh> women likes to cheat whenever they can
19:00 <slinky_J> this is why i dont has pc
19:00 <simba> thanks for the update
19:00 <slinky_J> constantly having to replace shit
19:00 <beagle> whys that man ? you like the laptops :)
19:00 <simba> you dont
19:00 <simba> chad is retarded thats why he has issues
19:00 <beagle> well man as i said yep this one on its way , nice n fast i chose a kewl case the ... hang on
20:00 <The_Baron> poor Saemon, even his blow up dolls need to "do their hair"
20:00 <slinky_J> time to make teh food
20:00 <Saemon> <@Kynetic> 3) its more degrading to women.
20:00 <slinky_J> n if u cant fuck ur gf in the arse
20:00 <Saemon> why is it more degrading to them?
20:00 <slinky_J> find a guy that looks like a chick
20:00 <slinky_J> n fk him
20:00 <Kynetic> lol slinky_J
20:00 <beehhh> unless you have a kingkong godzilla dick they wont cheat
20:00 <slinky_J> as if anal is degrading
20:00 <beehhh> *blackzilla
20:00 <Kynetic> Saemon its meant to be a joke :P
20:00 <Kynetic> fucked if i know
20:00 <Saemon> if anything, its more degrading to you
20:00 <beagle> http://www.ebay.com.au/itm/AMD-Quad-Core-A8-5600K-3-6GHz-Gaming-Computer-8GB-1TB-HD7560D-Desktop-PC-/230957794683?pt=AU_comp_dekstop&hash=item35c628457b PT172 at the bottom left
20:00 <beagle> thers heaps to chose of
20:00 <slinky_J> ow
20:00 <slinky_J> well then
20:00 <beagle> check it out pandas ! :)
21:00 <Saemon> cuz your dick you'd be covered in her shit
21:00 <beehhh> my cock barely survived a brutal fgm operation
21:00 <Kynetic> if my dick was covered in her shit
21:00 <slinky_J> u own a chick forever if u do her in the ass
21:00 <beehhh> FGM surgery
21:00 <Kynetic> id tell her off for not douching before i fucked her in the arse
21:00 <Saemon> how so slinks?
21:00 <beehhh> have a look
21:00 <Saemon> does she mentally feel submissive to you or something once you've done her in the arse?
21:00 <slinky_J> would you like some bacon?
21:00 <slinky_J> FIEN
21:00 <slinky_J> I LIKE MY GAMES ON CONSOLE WHERE GIRLS PLAY
21:00 <slinky_J> hahaha
21:00 <beagle> i aint met many on gta 5
21:00 <slinky_J> id say "cool" but i have no idea if that's cool or not
22:00 <beehhh> supressed, women gives me headdick - norell
22:00 <The_Baron> it's retard hour again
22:00 <The_Baron> time for a cone and a douching
22:00 <The_Baron> :P
22:00 <The_Baron> brb
22:00 <Saemon> choke on it 
22:00 <beehhh> on the bong
22:00 <beagle> actually ... i never any. i had to call when i had ps3 to america to get it working ever.
22:00 <beagle> it did after i told em my email and login on psn
22:00 <beehhh> doctor
22:00 <beagle> not suprsie (we cant do anything they say lol)
22:00 <beagle> i told friend also and called for him in holland and i dont know if it helped but 
22:00 <beagle> wb b
22:00 <beehhh> https://chaturbate.com/somtam21/
23:00 <milk> women like to work the crowd
23:00 <beehhh> in my campus today only 5boys and like 4:1 girl n guys
24:00 <beehhh> men are getting extinct
24:00 <milk> does you campus come in mens?
24:00 <slinky_J> i dont get y u bought a ps3 in the first place
24:00 <beehhh> they are making surrogate child
24:00 <couleurs> ps4!!!!!!!
24:00 <beehhh> sony vaio pro 11
25:00 <milk> or is it just that you are at pimp school?
25:00 <slinky_J> ida just saved up for a next gen console
25:00 <beehhh> its a sony
26:00 <Kynetic> he's learning how to sew
26:00 <beehhh> im in a fucking curtin doing my head in working was much better than studies
26:00 <simba> cos he wants to be happy
27:00 <beehhh> works keep ya physically fit and study makes ya mentally retard
27:00 <The_Baron> he already did his masters at being a cockspank
27:00 <beehhh> women are good at lying study suits perfect to them
27:00 <beehhh> i hope he dont cheating on his gf
28:00 <doctor> work makes your body ache and study makes you cynical
28:00 <doctor> in other words, it makes you old
28:00 <beehhh> no pain no gain lets talk about dollar n bills
29:00 <beehhh> i was the only bloke doing the cheese supply for whole australia from melbourne with my robotic hand driven forklift
29:00 <doctor> you served us well beehhh
29:00 <couleurs> me 2
30:00 <doctor> those cheeses do not move themselves
30:00 <Kynetic> fk beehhh
30:00 <Kynetic> thank god we have you
30:00 <Kynetic> if i didnt have cheese... id go postal.
30:00 <doctor> i love my cheese
30:00 <Kynetic> notice how much the price of cheese has gone up lately?
30:00 <beehhh> http://i01.i.aliimg.com/img/pb/519/215/816/816215519_207.jpg
30:00 <slinky_J> lol doctor
30:00 <Kynetic> its because of coles and woolies selling milk cheap
31:00 <doctor> yeah that would explain it
31:00 <Kynetic> the dairies have to make their money elsewhere
31:00 <doctor> got to make their bottom line else where
31:00 <beehhh> not easy walking down to a -12degree n bring then shipment to the truck
31:00 <doctor> coles and woolies are no good for strayla
31:00 <Kynetic> takes a lot of milk to make cheese
31:00 <slinky_J> https://scontent-b-lax.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/10462803_746155482086788_8779882343648257190_n.jpg?oh=926719d061a0b086a80ac2e6ffc18532&oe=544BF28B
31:00 <slinky_J> take that mgs
32:00 <beehhh> matter of fact all cheese are from the same batch despite their brand n pricing shhh
32:00 <Kynetic> the coles/woolies duopoly is a problem in this country
32:00 <beehhh> tmi i could get a sack if i tell in public or jail term
32:00 <Kynetic> mate of mine worked in a cheese factory
32:00 <slinky_J> cheap milk is good
32:00 <Kynetic> theyd package cheese for several brands
32:00 <Kynetic> and then theyd do woolies
32:00 <beehhh> but good cheese well monitored by bigg aussie bosses n hyginacally stored
32:00 <slinky_J> none of that omega3 milk n nonsense
32:00 <garthvader> what's up?
32:00 <beagle> MTB is acronym for what folks ? :/
32:00 <beagle> hi garth
33:00 <Kynetic> all the same exact cheese
33:00 <Kynetic> so beehhh is slightly correct
33:00 <beehhh> mostly from goulburn and south australian cheese
33:00 <Kynetic> its onyl a few manufacturers who do all the big brands
33:00 <slinky_J> Hannah on dexter is SOOOOO HOT
33:00 <Kynetic> there are several smaller brands
33:00 <slinky_J> i wana see porn of her
33:00 <Kynetic> who do their own shit
33:00 <beehhh> yup Kynetic
33:00 <slinky_J> I WANT HER TO LIKE ME IRL 
33:00 <Kynetic> which is way more expensive than the others
33:00 <slinky_J> *sends her dead flowers*
33:00 <beehhh> expensive cheap all the same
33:00 <Kynetic> but yeah basically all the cheaper brands are the same fkn cheese
33:00 <simba> mountain bike
33:00 <garthvader> yeah mountain bike
34:00 <beehhh> i was inside the job
34:00 <beehhh> but you must wear safety things
34:00 <beehhh> wash everytime you go have a smoko
34:00 <Kynetic> yeah thats just basic HACCP tho
34:00 <beehhh> well setup natilnal foods
34:00 <slinky_J> wont u guys share in my pussy passion
34:00 <slinky_J> a hot serial killer chick
34:00 <Kynetic> slinky_J only if its sloppy seconds i get
34:00 <beehhh> i got a HACCP from skilled engineering
34:00 <slinky_J> fkn stupid net grr
34:00 <slinky_J> or EA server..
35:00 <beehhh> no one values in bangladesh or malaysia
35:00 <slinky_J> her practical jokes would give u a boner
35:00 <slinky_J> "GONNA KILL YA!"
35:00 <Kynetic> thats cos noone cares about bangladesh
35:00 <slinky_J> knife to ur back
35:00 <slinky_J> INSTANT BONER
35:00 <Kynetic> and malaysia is only good for a holiday
35:00 <beehhh> i dont like the malaysian all silly
35:00 <beehhh> chinese are the stranger among all
35:00 <slinky_J> rubbin her clit with a knife
35:00 <Kynetic> chinese are cool
36:00 <Kynetic> theyre gonna take over the world
36:00 <beehhh> all they want is everything
36:00 <Kynetic> we'll have a new chinese one world order
36:00 <beehhh> something good is belong to them
36:00 <Kynetic> i, for one, welcome our new chinese overlords
36:00 <Kynetic> i should brush up on my mandarin
36:00 <Kynetic> just to be prepared
37:00 <slinky_J> me too
37:00 <slinky_J> I LOVE CHINEE FOOD
37:00 <slinky_J> https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/10457864_10152503557979471_4603580392975685517_n.jpg?oh=724d156de7de6fd8175fd61d444cd164&oe=544BFF40&__gda__=1415231318_6dda13d7474ee8c90c1cf8e4b910506c
37:00 <slinky_J> i like how she has boobs
38:00 <slinky_J> how old is KYLIE?
38:00 <slinky_J> coz she on stage nearly neked
38:00 <beagle> pointy boobs
39:00 <slinky_J> her skin is yuck
41:00 <beehhh> stopping mustrbating could be taugh but challenging
42:00 <beehhh> two blokes got arrested for conspiracy of murdering two judges n a cop
45:00 <beehhh> townville the only town in straya adds fluride into their tap water lol
45:00 <beehhh> townsville
46:00 <beehhh> should i just get a 11inche tab or a 15inche laptop
48:00 <beehhh> https://au.news.yahoo.com/video/watch/24629290/townsville-kids-have-best-teeth-in-queensland/
49:00 <jackjill> !seen carla
54:00 <slinky_J> woo my bday is next tuesday!
58:00 <beehhh> `seen jackjill
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