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00:00 <simba> ok while bm does the work we can have a b
00:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
01:00 <Bastardly_One> this is where my thrust would come in handy
01:00 <Bastardly_One> he'd be there by now taking short cuts
01:00 <beehhh> beagle asus or HP?
01:00 <Bastardly_One> now if Loof wants to play too
02:00 <beagle> hp
02:00 <Bastardly_One> I have some missions atm that are up to 6 players
02:00 <simba> Loof|GTA come back2  the party
02:00 <Loof|GTA> i am
02:00 <beagle> asus aint bad , beehhh but i think hp is like world class
02:00 <Loof|GTA> just gotta bong first
02:00 <beehhh> sony waterproof is ok?
02:00 <simba> accept my crew invite!!!!!!!
02:00 <simba> u jabroni!!!!!
02:00 <beagle> the mobile phone ?
02:00 <beagle> ive no idea
02:00 <Bastardly_One> WOOT!
02:00 <Bastardly_One> me?
02:00 <beagle> i dont have the money to buy one of everything and test it out
02:00 <simba> wasnt double pay 4 some reason but coo
02:00 <simba> l
02:00 <simba> no Loof|GTA crew invite 
03:00 <simba> u might have 1
03:00 <beehhh> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fww-xoyRAQc
03:00 <Bastardly_One> might be the end of the weekend
03:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: HP pavilion 15 p series P029tx aqua blue full review unboxing in hd look and feel (Date not found) - Category: Science & Technology - 1,923 - 12 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
03:00 <simba> i did one earlier that was tho
03:00 <simba> but not 4 me ,, 
03:00 <beehhh> anything you buy anew model will take over
03:00 <simba> good 1 british meat
03:00 <simba> need 2 re stock
03:00 <British^Meat> nps :P lucky i did
04:00 <British^Meat> hung back, stayed cool
04:00 <Bastardly_One> let me see what I have 
04:00 <beagle> hp pavillion looks nice bee but i3 ... hrm bit yeah ... low end
04:00 <Bastardly_One> in terms of missions
04:00 <Bastardly_One> or we can do a bicycle race
05:00 <Bastardly_One> I kick arse at those
05:00 <beagle> my laptop is i3 , its kinda medium yeah well medium for when it was bought just about. it plays that modern warfare 2 in high definition tho
05:00 <beehhh> im getting i5
05:00 <simba> yea bikes r good
05:00 <beagle> yep i5 thats current pc i have 
05:00 <beagle> the new ones AMD so its some 'fusion' cpu
05:00 <Bastardly_One> alright
05:00 <Bastardly_One> give me a few mins to get down there
06:00 <Bastardly_One> I've been put at sandy shores
06:00 <beagle> sounds like a couple of folks in here are gonna catch up with each other
06:00 <beagle> or theyre playing gta lol
06:00 <beagle> anyway bee, its a damn good idea to chose very wizely on a laptop. good luck. bbl
06:00 <couleurs> randoms keep killing me when i'm trying 2 look cool
07:00 <beehhh> http://shopap.lenovo.com/my/en/laptops/lenovo/z-series/z500-touch/
07:00 <British^Meat> need another joint, have to give me about 20 mins
07:00 <Bastardly_One> I hope you all have good stanima
08:00 <simba> yall got invitations pending ok
09:00 <beagle> laptops that dont cost much are pretty slow
09:00 <beagle> save up yer money bee buy a winner !
09:00 <beagle> haha 
09:00 <beagle> play battlefield 4 on it
09:00 <beagle> :P
09:00 <simba> hes right
09:00 <simba> basically
09:00 <beehhh> alienware
09:00 <beehhh> i dont play game due to dementia
09:00 <simba> get a killa 15" alienware
09:00 <simba> 2k
09:00 <simba> ??
10:00 <British^Meat> bbs
10:00 <doctor> poor beehhh
10:00 <beagle> i will be, my new pc should play em real well.
10:00 <doctor> norel will look after you i'm sure
10:00 <beehhh> getting the blue HP as a sign of beyondblue
10:00 <beehhh> norell does shes a nice girl doctor i;d like to meet her one day i belive
10:00 <beehhh> *you;d
10:00 <couleurs> this guy keeps killing me wtf
11:00 <doctor> i'd be happy to
11:00 <Loof|GTA> ok i joined your session simba
11:00 <Loof|GTA> invite away
11:00 <simba> cool
11:00 <simba> join this server were all in couleurs
11:00 <Bastardly_One> hng on
11:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm neary there
11:00 <beehhh> we dont have much but we are happy to be together all the time
12:00 <couleurs> crying
12:00 <beehhh> beagle makes a grown up cry he makes the toll road shut and trucks roll upside down
13:00 <Bastardly_One> we ready
13:00 <couleurs> yes
13:00 <Bastardly_One> bicycle race
13:00 <Bastardly_One> at the beach bitches
13:00 <simba> we all in !!
13:00 <Bastardly_One> get ready
13:00 <simba> lol British^Meat is in a phone box
14:00 <beehhh> i like watching nine news seven news and all day listening radio ABC
14:00 <Bastardly_One> I invited all my friends
14:00 <simba> heretic muse bike race
15:00 <Bastardly_One> shit
15:00 <Bastardly_One> actually you host it 
15:00 <Bastardly_One> you have them all not me
15:00 <couleurs> i'm level 10 now u betta watch it
15:00 <Bastardly_One> next
15:00 <beehhh> i could have more info than some famous politician
15:00 <simba> meat is away for a bit tho
15:00 <simba> oh
15:00 <simba> yea
15:00 <simba> ff
15:00 <simba> f
15:00 <Bastardly_One> because you have everyone
15:00 <Bastardly_One> I don't
15:00 <beehhh> http://www.abc.net.au/radio/player/beta/#live/news
15:00 <simba> OK
15:00 <simba> cum
15:00 <simba> bike race
15:00 <Bastardly_One> we can make this a practice
16:00 <Bastardly_One> damn too late
16:00 <Bastardly_One> I'll wait for you
16:00 <Bastardly_One> and let randoms join
16:00 <Bastardly_One> so funny to see them not realise how to do shit
17:00 <Bastardly_One> so yeah, waiting
17:00 <Bastardly_One> I want this bike race
17:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
17:00 <simba> bike me up scotty
18:00 <Bastardly_One> I think I'm good at this race
18:00 <couleurs> i think my stamina is ok
18:00 <Bastardly_One> we'll see
18:00 <simba> oh good
18:00 <couleurs> all i've been doing is running away from randoms
18:00 <simba> we in here
19:00 <simba> n BOOM
19:00 <Bastardly_One> let's go
19:00 <simba> hot pink scorcher
19:00 <Bastardly_One> what?
19:00 <Bastardly_One> how come we only get one bike?
19:00 <simba> won 40 lost 19 that is good
19:00 <simba> idk cos i mgay irl
20:00 <beehhh> your a fkn evil genious cunt
20:00 <beehhh> http://www.sbs.com.au/news/article/2014/08/03/people-dementia-focus-missing-persons-week
20:00 <xm> beeehh, you need to play more bridge to undo dementia
20:00 <xm> old enior play bridge to undo dementia
20:00 <xm> good for brain
20:00 <xm> play online
21:00 <British^Meat> aiight meat in
21:00 <xm> bridge.battle.net
21:00 <xm> choose from many team.... spade, heart, ace, clubs
21:00 <British^Meat> invite me to ya next one
22:00 <beehhh> http://www.news.com.au/national/missing-persons-how-they-get-found-and-what-you-can-do-to-help/story-fncynjr2-1227011779852
23:00 <Bastardly_One> wd
23:00 <Bastardly_One> I know why
23:00 <simba> Bikes!!!
23:00 <Bastardly_One> it wasn't the beach one I started
23:00 <simba> lmao at the start i was holding r2
23:00 <Bastardly_One> you get all the bikes in that
23:00 <Bastardly_One> so was Loof
23:00 <couleurs> oarseom
23:00 <Bastardly_One> go down to the pier
23:00 <Bastardly_One> start that one off
25:00 <simba> ok
25:00 <simba> nerw 1
25:00 <simba> new 1
25:00 <simba> whats it called
25:00 <simba> to the pier
25:00 <Bastardly_One> should be called something beach
25:00 <Bastardly_One> goes on about passing muscle builders and shit 
25:00 <simba> cum beach?
25:00 <Bastardly_One> hang on 
25:00 <Bastardly_One> I just got to freemode
25:00 <Bastardly_One> lagged for a sec
25:00 <beehhh> cum everyone its an order
25:00 <simba> if every1 joins the crew u can just host it and invite crew
25:00 <Bastardly_One> I'll tell ya in a sec what it's clle
26:00 <Bastardly_One> *called
26:00 <beehhh> holding cock in one and keyboard in other
26:00 <Bastardly_One> Cycle Path
27:00 <Bastardly_One> oh my
27:00 <Bastardly_One> you're on fucktard server
28:00 <Bastardly_One> I can hear the little turds
29:00 <Bastardly_One> I'll go for a pee while waiting
30:00 <simba> im gonna buy a bike
30:00 <simba> put on da wall
30:00 <couleurs> i quit... putting game in da bin
30:00 <Bastardly_One> awwwwwwwwwwww
30:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
30:00 <simba> gg
31:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm just waiting to kill you all on the cycle path
31:00 <couleurs> i leveled up like 4 and it sux still
31:00 <simba> gotta grind 4 a bit
31:00 <couleurs> i only made it to double digits
32:00 <couleurs> GaY_as_FuCk
32:00 <Bastardly_One> right now I'm just riding around bored
34:00 <simba> ok is every 1 ready
34:00 <British^Meat> meat 
35:00 <Bastardly_One> one sec
35:00 <Bastardly_One> I cancelled a job ... got bored waiting
35:00 <Bastardly_One> I'll log on ... again 
35:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
36:00 <Bastardly_One> like I said 
36:00 <Bastardly_One> if you hear my shit music 
36:00 <Bastardly_One> tell me to turn it off
36:00 <beehhh> canada is fruitful with resources and abandoned of nature
36:00 <Bastardly_One> failed to join a friends session
36:00 <Bastardly_One> wtf?
37:00 <simba> oops it launched
37:00 <simba> i was going to leave it
37:00 <Bastardly_One> bastards
37:00 <simba> well see what the course is like
37:00 <simba> u have seen it!!
37:00 <Bastardly_One> ok, supposedly joining it now
38:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah go 
38:00 <Bastardly_One> you need a test run :P
38:00 <Bastardly_One> your server is full cunts
40:00 <Bastardly_One> well, that's shit 
40:00 <simba> HOLY SHIT
40:00 <simba> that was amazing 
40:00 <Bastardly_One> it's great isn't it?
40:00 <simba> just sneaked past loof at the finish line 
40:00 <British^Meat> in da hizz
40:00 <simba> i ripped him bad
40:00 <Bastardly_One> if only I can join your server
40:00 <Bastardly_One> I'l be happy
40:00 <Bastardly_One> no-one will beat me 
40:00 <Bastardly_One> :P
40:00 <simba> 1:50:487 to 1:50:582
40:00 <simba> MILLISECONDS
41:00 <simba> ill host it again 
41:00 <Bastardly_One> can you invite me still?
41:00 <Bastardly_One> I don't think you can 
41:00 <simba> im going 2 freemode
41:00 <Bastardly_One> if I can't get on the same server
41:00 <simba> gordon freemode
41:00 <Bastardly_One> go
41:00 <simba> inviting friends should be ok 
41:00 <Bastardly_One> then I might get you 
42:00 <Bastardly_One> I hope you don't hear My music 
42:00 <Bastardly_One> Lottttttttttttttttttttttuuuuuuuuuuuuuus!
42:00 <simba> i dont
42:00 <beehhh> hiding criminals
42:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
42:00 <Bastardly_One> oh hi ... there you are 
42:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm in the shower
42:00 <Bastardly_One> playing Dark Lotus
42:00 <simba> invier
42:00 <simba> edF
42:00 <simba> invited
42:00 <Bastardly_One> scoring rp
43:00 <Bastardly_One> done
43:00 <beehhh> On average 35,000 people are reported missing in Australia every year and while 99.5 per cent are found, 1600 remain missing.
45:00 <doctor> yeah we take them to feed our crops which we use to feed our cows in which we use to feed the people
45:00 <doctor> cycle of life
46:00 <couleurs> :~)
46:00 <simba> sorry loof i banged u
46:00 <simba> we all crashed into the palm tree lmao
46:00 <British^Meat> i shouldve been last
46:00 <Bastardly_One> christ
46:00 <simba> what happened b1 
46:00 <beehhh> doctor have you been to NT?
46:00 <simba> y dued
46:00 <Bastardly_One> I got that corner I lose it on
46:00 <Bastardly_One> not wrong
47:00 <Bastardly_One> I want a re-race
47:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
47:00 <doctor> nah i've never been to another state or territory
47:00 <Bastardly_One> I was killing it!
47:00 <Bastardly_One> til the crash
47:00 <simba> replay
47:00 <doctor> did goto asia a few times as a kid, nothing special
47:00 <simba> 4 teh win
47:00 <beehhh> lol yeah WA is pretty big itself
47:00 <beehhh> bigger than even bangladesh
47:00 <Kynetic> sometimes i used missing peoples body parts to help bulk out my dinners
47:00 <Bastardly_One> I notice you all waited
47:00 <Kynetic> its just like using pork
47:00 <Bastardly_One> to see what I picked
47:00 <Bastardly_One> cunts
48:00 <Kynetic> no you
48:00 <beehhh> they should have direct FIFO flights to darwin by now from perth
48:00 <simba> bong before race
48:00 <simba> oh
48:00 <simba> what
48:00 <Bastardly_One> what?
48:00 <beehhh> used to be other way around
48:00 <Bastardly_One> I think I've lagged or some shit 
48:00 <beehhh> perth to darwin
48:00 <simba> its ok i think
48:00 <Bastardly_One> oh no 
49:00 <Bastardly_One> how come I'm hosting?
49:00 <simba> lol
49:00 <simba> ok
49:00 <simba> i need to make a playlist
49:00 <Bastardly_One> I'll just wait for you 
49:00 <Bastardly_One> if those two left
49:00 <British^Meat> cars bikes pedals planes boats
49:00 <Bastardly_One> BM and I were kicking it 
50:00 <Bastardly_One> that was definitely between him and I until I crashed
50:00 <British^Meat> yer battlin hard
50:00 <simba> nar it was hell tite
50:00 <Bastardly_One> at the very start
50:00 <British^Meat> i ballsed up a jump
50:00 <British^Meat> had to reverse a few times
50:00 <simba> i host another one
51:00 <simba> 1 min
51:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I fucked the corner hard
51:00 <Bastardly_One> always do when being a smart fuck
51:00 <Bastardly_One> like when I short cut that jump
51:00 <Bastardly_One> got the lead on ya
51:00 <Bastardly_One> stacked around the corner
51:00 <Bastardly_One> because Loof came out of nowhere and I was like
51:00 <Bastardly_One> wtf?
51:00 <simba> inviting
52:00 <beehhh> https://au.news.yahoo.com/video/watch/24620435/sexually-abusive-teacher-continues-to-teach/
52:00 <Bastardly_One> we betting?
52:00 <simba> ya
52:00 <British^Meat> i aint
52:00 <silvester> anybody else here tasted their own sperm?
53:00 <beehhh> nope i dont eat pussy anymore
53:00 <silvester> did you ever?
53:00 <Loof> does your sperm taste better than your brother's silvester?
53:00 <simba> cum
54:00 <beehhh> im a baby eater
54:00 <simba> brotherly love
54:00 <British^Meat> not my own no
54:00 <silvester> it tastes like pigeon sperm
54:00 <simba> silvester do u like kahn and neek?
54:00 <silvester> yes
54:00 <simba> no betting here 4 some reason
54:00 <beehhh> have you ever blew a dog in a shade
54:00 <simba> kool
54:00 <simba> good luck old man
54:00 <simba> u will need it
54:00 <simba> xD
55:00 <silvester> simba is very kind to pigeons
56:00 <simba> lol i fucked up hell bad at the end
56:00 <simba> lucky
57:00 <British^Meat> hit the tree again
57:00 <simba> i was otherwise clean
57:00 <simba> 11k !!
57:00 <Bastardly_One> I hit 3
57:00 <Bastardly_One> cunted
58:00 <Bastardly_One> now what?
58:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
58:00 <simba> replay
58:00 <Bastardly_One> go
58:00 <beehhh> drop a bomb like hiroshima
58:00 <Bastardly_One> it's an addictive little race
58:00 <Bastardly_One> thought you'd like it
58:00 <simba> woot
59:00 <Bastardly_One> I sec
59:00 <Bastardly_One> bong
59:00 <simba> now i can bet
59:00 <simba> 2 late!!
59:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck
59:00 <beehhh> https://chaturbate.com/mandy138/
00:00 <British^Meat> lol
00:00 <Loof> beagle your face is like discovering your granmas crotchless undies
01:00 <simba> lolopl
01:00 <British^Meat> i shoulda had
01:00 <Bastardly_One> My god!
01:00 <beehhh> my uni starts in the morning
01:00 <Bastardly_One> I hit the corner
01:00 <simba> b1 u r rusty
01:00 <Bastardly_One> and the bin
02:00 <simba> u and ur bike
02:00 <beehhh> perth is shite
02:00 <Bastardly_One> and another corner
02:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
02:00 <beehhh> too many wannabes
02:00 <British^Meat> where is the domination?
02:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah you can tell I know the race
02:00 <simba> i can tell ur rusty
02:00 <Bastardly_One> but man ... one crash
02:00 <Bastardly_One> that's it
02:00 <Bastardly_One> no shit 
02:00 <simba> replay
02:00 <Bastardly_One> ffs
02:00 <British^Meat> its on
02:00 <simba> cum
02:00 <Bastardly_One> alright
03:00 <beehhh> tasman meats brooklyn somerville
03:00 <Bastardly_One> you two are addicted
03:00 <Bastardly_One> to this race
03:00 <simba> 1 more
03:00 <Bastardly_One> there's another good one 
03:00 <beehhh> its new store
03:00 <Bastardly_One> down hill and shit 
03:00 <Bastardly_One> out in the mexican part
03:00 <beehhh> dimmeys n forges headoffice uncle tobbys hod
03:00 <British^Meat> i literalled lolled at my first stack that last game
04:00 <Bastardly_One> oh you now the FIB building?
04:00 <simba> im gonna bet huge money to beat b1
04:00 <Bastardly_One> another good cycle race there too
04:00 <British^Meat> nup
06:00 <simba> how do you do that creeping start??
07:00 <Bastardly_One> by luck
07:00 <Bastardly_One> I just hit the peddle on 3
07:00 <simba> u.
07:00 <Bastardly_One> and damn am I rusty
07:00 <simba> dammm dog
07:00 <Bastardly_One> the cycle races are good 
08:00 <Bastardly_One> there is a few of them ... there's one at the FiB
08:00 <Bastardly_One> another up at the oil things in mexican territory
09:00 <Bastardly_One> calm down
10:00 <Bastardly_One> you drive worse than I do 
10:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
10:00 <simba> lol
10:00 <simba> ohiouhi
10:00 <Bastardly_One> hahahaha
10:00 <Bastardly_One> oops
10:00 <British^Meat> :)
10:00 <simba> oh i thought we were out in teh country
11:00 <simba> noooooooooooooooooo
12:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
13:00 <British^Meat> its on
13:00 <simba> cumguzzler
13:00 <Bastardly_One> lool
15:00 <Bastardly_One> who got the cops?
16:00 <British^Meat> meat
16:00 <Bastardly_One> hah
16:00 <Bastardly_One> @ simb
17:00 <milk> Have all the munged evil monkies fed off yet?
18:00 <Bastardly_One> fucking cops
18:00 <milk> Political correctness is close to godliness
19:00 <British^Meat> what about destruction derby, death by cars only
19:00 <simba> fuck
19:00 <Bastardly_One> ffs
20:00 <Bastardly_One> I tried to call lester then
20:00 <British^Meat> gay
20:00 <milk> Is he as attractive as a rape victim on meat ward?
21:00 <simba> 4 stars
22:00 <Bastardly_One> that was fun
23:00 <simba> i made it home amasing
23:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
23:00 <Bastardly_One> I was trying to chase the copter for you guys
23:00 <Bastardly_One> failed
24:00 <Bastardly_One> oh
24:00 <Bastardly_One> 2 times the RP on jobs
24:00 <Bastardly_One> not money unless on hard I think 
25:00 <milk> Is this a gamer chat?
25:00 <Bastardly_One> accepted your crew invited too
26:00 <milk> It used to be about trolling
26:00 <simba> nic 1
26:00 <simba> nice 1
26:00 <simba> brb
28:00 <milk> Its amazing how when a KFC only has 7up everyone assumes Africans are taking over
34:00 <Bastardly_One> shit
34:00 <Bastardly_One> there's someone on our server
35:00 <Bastardly_One> who is 239
37:00 <Maurice> Thats pretty old
38:00 <Bastardly_One> ikr?
39:00 <simba> damn'
42:00 <simba> lol
42:00 <simba> ur in trouble meat
44:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm doing up my car in boredom
46:00 <Maurice> I'm doing nother to my car because it is perfect..
46:00 <British^Meat> dead meat
46:00 <simba> lol
46:00 <simba> that was good 1
47:00 <Bastardly_One> I really wanted to get that copter
47:00 <Bastardly_One> so we could keep going
47:00 <Bastardly_One> that 3 way was awesome
47:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
48:00 <Bastardly_One> and I'm straight until later today
48:00 <Bastardly_One> maybe that's why you guys are slaughtering me 
48:00 <Bastardly_One> but simba
48:00 <Mayhem> then you turn into a raging homosexual?
48:00 <Bastardly_One> never hide behind things with me 
48:00 <silvester> Bastardly_One do you like sucking cock?
48:00 <Bastardly_One> I can still get your feet 
48:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh, not yet georgie
49:00 <Bastardly_One> when I am you'll be the first to know
49:00 <Mayhem> you just said, your straight until later today
49:00 <Bastardly_One> we're playing GTA O
49:00 <Bastardly_One> ooooooooooooooooooh
49:00 <Bastardly_One> they're off their faces
49:00 <silvester> Bastardly_One loves to bite the pillow
49:00 <Mayhem> does that interest you silvester?
49:00 <simba> quick Bastardly_One jointhe rooftop 
49:00 <simba> rooftop rumble
50:00 <simba> by FOREVERA
50:00 <Bastardly_One> shit hang on 
50:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh do this one alone 
50:00 <simba> lol
50:00 <silvester> im going out to feed pigeons with my little brother
50:00 <simba> 2 l8
50:00 <Bastardly_One> I won't make it out of the friggen garage in time
50:00 <simba> u dont have 2 
50:00 <simba> just on ur phone yea
50:00 <simba> do it now
50:00 <simba> its still up
51:00 <simba> 2 l8
51:00 <silvester> simba the pigeon feeder
51:00 <Bastardly_One> just missed
51:00 <Bastardly_One> when you finish though
51:00 <Bastardly_One> I have a Trevor mission
51:00 <Bastardly_One> they're always fun and easy
52:00 <Bastardly_One> shit
52:00 <Bastardly_One> this car hoons now
52:00 <Bastardly_One> I might take it for  a getting used to spin while you guys do tht
53:00 <Bastardly_One> perhaps not
53:00 <Bastardly_One> think I might stick to the bike
53:00 <Bastardly_One> that hurt
55:00 <Maurice> I also meant nothing*
56:00 <Bastardly_One> your car
56:00 <Bastardly_One> is the shit 
56:00 <Bastardly_One> Maurice
56:00 <Maurice> I fucking know
56:00 <Maurice> It's tinted now and the other badges added
56:00 <Bastardly_One> oooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
57:00 <simba> f
58:00 <Q{> Indianapolis resident Robert Hamilton has defied the odds by winning his second $US1 million scratch lottery in three months. After paying off his debts with his winnings in April he chanced his luck again and hit the jackpot. Its the icing on the cake, he said. The odds of winning once are 2.1 million to one.
58:00 <Q{> the odd is only 2.1m
59:00 <Q{> way better than their lottery which is around 400m
01:00 <British^Meat> lol oops
02:00 <Bastardly_One> tell some cunts to leave your server
02:00 <British^Meat> me  n simba r dead, waitin for this dude to finish the mishin
03:00 <simba> im dead
04:00 <Mayhem> bang
09:00 <British^Meat> brb last J
09:00 <Loof> put some peppermint in it
09:00 <Loof> someone just told me it's good
09:00 <Q{> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T5Xl0Qry-hA
09:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Nancy Sinatra Bang Bang (Dec 5, 2006) - Category: Music - 32,315,079 -
11:00 <Maurice> He shot me down, bang bang
14:00 <Q{> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6lFxGBB4UGU
14:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Van Morrison - Moondance (Jul 9, 2010) - Category: Film & Animation - 1,687,877 - 7,367 likes (98.4%), 122 dislikes (1.6%)
18:00 <Bastardly_One> wtf?
18:00 <Bastardly_One> I just dropped out
20:00 <Bastardly_One> are we the only 3 on this server?
20:00 <Bastardly_One> we should join a new one
20:00 <Q{> think so 
21:00 <Q{> nobody care to chat on irc anymore
21:00 <Q{> all facebook
21:00 <Bastardly_One> oh
21:00 <Q{> talking to ppl that matter on fb
21:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm talking about a game simba, British^Meat and I are playing
21:00 <Q{> oh
21:00 <simba> lol
21:00 <simba> idk atm
21:00 <Bastardly_One> join a new one
21:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah we are 
21:00 <simba> doing up a futo
22:00 <Bastardly_One> press down
22:00 <simba> lol
22:00 <simba> why
22:00 <simba> im in a garage
22:00 <simba> what will pressing down do
22:00 <Bastardly_One> well, don't
22:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
22:00 <simba> let me mod my futo 
22:00 <Bastardly_One> I was fixing
22:00 <Bastardly_One> the fusilade
22:00 <Bastardly_One> or whatever that is 
22:00 <Q{> simba can be my fantasy girl on skyrim mod
23:00 <Bastardly_One> nice medium paced not to hard to handle car
23:00 <Bastardly_One> but the brakes could be way better
24:00 <Bastardly_One> I might see if I can do my patriot up more 
24:00 <simba> thems the breaks
24:00 <simba> get a sultan
24:00 <Bastardly_One> you should have one of those I reckon
24:00 <Bastardly_One> for a ramming
24:00 <Bastardly_One> I can't find one 
24:00 <Bastardly_One> what site is it on?
24:00 <simba> yea i wanted a sandking xl
24:00 <Bastardly_One> presitige or Los Santos
24:00 <simba> at the pennetentary carparfk
25:00 <Bastardly_One> oh
25:00 <British^Meat> shit im miles away
25:00 <Bastardly_One> you nicked it 
25:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
29:00 <Bastardly_One> what?
29:00 <Bastardly_One> I jut got mugged
29:00 <Bastardly_One> has that happened to you?
31:00 <British^Meat> indeed
33:00 <British^Meat> fail
33:00 <Bastardly_One> never had that before 
35:00 <Bastardly_One> went to get a car simeon wanted
35:00 <Bastardly_One> and some fucker mugged me
45:00 <Bastardly_One> well, that was fun ... suppose I better eat ... bored now
54:00 <Bastardly_One> hurry up food
54:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm seriously bored
11:00 <Bastardly_One> that Rooftop Rumble must be popular
11:00 <Bastardly_One> keep getting invites galore
15:00 <Saemon> wazaaaaa
16:00 <Q{> Ana_Ng, my princess!
16:00 <Q{> what u upto?
18:00 <Ana_Ng> Q
18:00 <Ana_Ng> making sweet love to jigsaw
19:00 <Ana_Ng> Don't you weep pretty baby
19:00 <Ana_Ng> You and me and the devil makes three 
21:00 <Q{> lol
21:00 <Q{> omg i knew it
21:00 <Q{> i was looking at jigsaw suspiciously before
25:00 <Ana_Ng> he is sketchy as fuck
32:00 <Saemon> wasup guys
32:00 <Saemon> so bored
43:00 <Bastardly_One> .
48:00 <Saemon> yo yo B-ster
48:00 <Saemon> sup brah
48:00 <Saemon> wheres slinks tonight?
55:00 <chitsnap> usually pretty quiet this time of morning
13:00 <Bastardly_One> hmmm
18:00 <omfgbbqhax> Mmmmmm
29:00 <Saemon> Bastardly_One
33:00 <faux> Suz
33:00 <faux> Sux
49:00 <Saemon> sucks
49:00 <Saemon> yo DragonMaster
49:00 <Saemon> thats a badass nick namg
49:00 <Saemon> thats a badass nick man
50:00 <faux> namg
50:00 <Saemon> it was supposed to be mang
50:00 <Saemon> how a porta rican would say it
51:00 <Saemon> DragonM|A dont go away
51:00 <Saemon> i was complimenting you
51:00 <faux> Lmao
51:00 <Saemon> i feel so rejected right now
51:00 <Saemon> snob
51:00 <Saemon> wtf
51:00 <Saemon> stop toying with my emotions!
56:00 <Saemon> lol i just recently found the charger for my old LG 8120 phone
56:00 <Saemon> from way back in 2005
56:00 <damio> lolol
56:00 <Saemon> was in a old box of clothes n shit in the cornor of the garage
56:00 <Saemon> man its fucken crazy 
57:00 <damio> ??
57:00 <Saemon> like, the memories
57:00 <damio> ohyeah
57:00 <Saemon> opening the phone
57:00 <damio> HS for you?
57:00 <Saemon> looking at all of the things in it
57:00 <Saemon> its like a freaken time capsule
57:00 <damio> golden
57:00 <Saemon> yeah i was in yr 12 back then when i had it
57:00 <Saemon> so nostalgic hahaha
58:00 <Saemon> going through all the sms's, pics, etc
59:00 <damio> I was yr 12 in 06 :P
59:00 <Saemon> haha nice
59:00 <Saemon> not too far apart
59:00 <damio> looking back on pics
59:00 <damio> so embarrassing
59:00 <damio> my hair
59:00 <damio> lol
00:00 <Saemon> lol wat was it like?
00:00 <damio> fking emo
00:00 <damio> *shudder
00:00 <Saemon> mine was spiked and dyed with blonde tips n highlights
00:00 <damio> mine was like that in primary school
00:00 <Saemon> total fag lookin back now
00:00 <damio> lol
00:00 <Saemon> lol
00:00 <Saemon> at the time though i thought i was teh shit
00:00 <damio> yeah
00:00 <damio> it is
00:00 <damio> i recently re bleached mine
00:00 <damio> goin for that lok
00:00 <damio> L:P
01:00 <damio> :P
01:00 <damio> 90's revival
01:00 <Saemon> lol yeah 
01:00 <Saemon> i used to have just simply parted hair 
01:00 <damio> haha bowl cut?
01:00 <damio> what's that called again?
01:00 <damio> i forget
01:00 <Saemon> well it was modeled after nick carter
01:00 <damio> yeah
01:00 <damio> lol
01:00 <Saemon> from backstreet boys
01:00 <Saemon> lol
02:00 <Saemon> we're both 90's kids hey
02:00 <damio> yeah man
02:00 <Saemon> word 
02:00 <damio> lol
02:00 <Saemon> 90s was such a great time to grow up
02:00 <damio> fk yeah
03:00 <Saemon> good shows, good movies, good music, good toys, etc
03:00 <damio> great time to go thru puberty
03:00 <damio> lol
03:00 <damio> yeah the toys
03:00 <damio> do toys still get such cult followings?
03:00 <Saemon> and the games
03:00 <Saemon> depends on what it is
03:00 <damio> yeah
04:00 <damio> those trash packs are pretty in atm
04:00 <damio> lol
04:00 <damio> lolol
04:00 <Saemon> my primary school went through phases each yr
04:00 <Saemon> it would be yo-yos
04:00 <damio> what is the topic of this room?
04:00 <damio> I jus noticed
04:00 <Saemon> then marbles
04:00 <Saemon> then trading cards
04:00 <damio> yeah we had pro-yos
04:00 <damio> haha
04:00 <Saemon> and pogs
04:00 <Saemon> or tazos
04:00 <damio> yesss
04:00 <Saemon> lol u had them too huh?
05:00 <damio> chatter chains
05:00 <Saemon> slam those pogs with a slammer, if it flips, u get to keep it and your opponents
13:00 <fawks> why would anyone need this ever https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=820476297999562
42:00 <damio> I would use that when I was a teen
42:00 <damio> lol
42:00 <damio> better than duct tape 
42:00 <damio> and flask
45:00 <damio> some good new metal?
45:00 <damio> I just heard suicide silence
45:00 <damio> and am now in metal mood
45:00 <damio> but they seem like faggots
45:00 <damio> try hard wanna be heavy hard
46:00 <damio> someone help me cause i dont listen metal
16:00 <omfgbbqhax> Mmmmmmm
19:00 <damio> lol
19:00 <damio> hi
19:00 <damio> nice nick
19:00 <omfgbbqhax> Why thankyou
20:00 <damio> made me grunt a lil
20:00 <damio> not a full lol
20:00 <omfgbbqhax> I grunt during sex
20:00 <damio> noisy lad
21:00 <omfgbbqhax> Yeah just ask blackdevil
21:00 <damio> lol
21:00 <damio> *shakes head*
22:00 <omfgbbqhax> Must be coffee time
22:00 <omfgbbqhax> Then work
23:00 <omfgbbqhax> Work today then rest of the week off
32:00 <Saemon> lol
32:00 <Saemon> lifes too short for wasting it on working
32:00 <Shadowgate> crispy dry white and fruity lexia all week
32:00 <Saemon> look at ppl these days
32:00 <Saemon> all way too busy with working, no time for dating, marrying, forming a family
33:00 <Saemon> those who do, end up having no time to have kids
33:00 <Ana_Ng> that is tragic
33:00 <Ana_Ng> the world is running out of kids
33:00 <Saemon> those who manage to have kids, end up having to time to actually spend with then and raise them
33:00 <Saemon> have to seek out babysitters and childcare and whatnot
33:00 <Saemon> cause they are too busy with work/careers
34:00 <Saemon> we are mortal. we are born, and then we will die. our time of living, on this earth, is limited
35:00 <Saemon> why waste it working to achieve material luxeries and goods, which we will have no use for anyway once our time in life is up?
35:00 <Saemon> why not use this time bonding and experiencing joy with oneself and loved ones?
37:00 <Saemon> when you are on your deathbed, what would you care about more? the number of cars you got, or the amount of quality time that you got to spend with the ones you care for?
37:00 <Saemon> the ones you care for as in the people you love
41:00 <omfgbbqhax> I have a family
42:00 <omfgbbqhax> And taking the rest of the week off work because my daughter is sick
42:00 <omfgbbqhax> And I work to support my daughter and gibe her everything in her life
43:00 <omfgbbqhax> She has more money than me and she is 3
46:00 <Saemon> yes, you give her everything i bet
46:00 <Saemon> toys, presents, clothes, dresses
46:00 <Saemon> state of the art tv for your house
46:00 <Saemon> new car
46:00 <Saemon> two story house etc etc
46:00 <Saemon> the works.
47:00 <Saemon> you are at work, working, in order to provide all of this for her.
47:00 <omfgbbqhax> You dont have kids do you
47:00 <Saemon> but then, while you are at work, you are there, instead of being able to spend that time that you are away, on being with her
47:00 <Saemon> being around her
47:00 <Saemon> watch her grow
48:00 <Saemon> this, my friend, is why life is too short for work.
48:00 <Saemon> if u dont work, its not like you are gona starve
48:00 <omfgbbqhax> Do yiu even have a job?
48:00 <omfgbbqhax> Or a child?
48:00 <Saemon> the govt provides us with enough money on the dole to live
49:00 <omfgbbqhax> I dont believe in the dole
49:00 <Saemon> and in life, we only need the essentials, everything else is not necessary
49:00 <Saemon> its just luxury wants
49:00 <Saemon> the bhuddists have got it right
49:00 <Saemon> the know all of this
49:00 <omfgbbqhax> I prefer to earn my money
50:00 <Saemon> at the expense of spending time with your offspring though.
50:00 <Saemon> is it worth it? if life was eternal, then yeah
51:00 <omfgbbqhax> Yes so I can provide for her, I have seen many families on the dole and can not survive or provide for their famiky
51:00 <Saemon> u could like, devote one century to working and saving money, and then another century to spend time with your family
51:00 <omfgbbqhax> And live paycheck to paycheck
51:00 <Saemon> but reality is no, life isnt eternal. we are only on earth for a limited amount of time
51:00 <Saemon> best to spend it most with our family
51:00 <Saemon> then to be at work
52:00 <omfgbbqhax> So do you have kids?
52:00 <Saemon> yes. i do.
53:00 <Saemon> all your working and bringing home money to provide for your daughter though
54:00 <Saemon> you are just providing her with material goods
54:00 <Ana_Ng> omfg
54:00 <Ana_Ng> ignore it
54:00 <Saemon> what about personal family fathering bonding time?
58:00 <Saemon> all my parents did when i was growing up was work work and work
59:00 <Saemon> to provide our family with a good family car to drive, a good house, good private school, good clothes, good furniture, etc etc 
59:00 <Saemon> and no time to raise or care about me
59:00 <Saemon> and look how screwed up ive turned out to me
59:00 <Saemon> ask anyone in here how messed up i am. its true.
00:00 <Saemon> who pays for the sins of the parents?
00:00 <Saemon> its always the children.
01:00 <Saemon> <omfgbbqhax> So do you have kids?
01:00 <Saemon> <Saemon> yes. i do.
02:00 <Saemon> and oh, yes, i guess i got to clarify
02:00 <Saemon> i have neices and nephews
03:00 <damio> lol saemon
03:00 <damio> in the same boat man
25:00 <Lumeah> Lol. Hi omfgbbqhax 
25:00 <Lumeah> What shits going on here then
25:00 <Lumeah> :p
31:00 <Shadowgate> Lumeah did a face with characters it was so clever lol
31:00 <Shadowgate> <Lumeah> :p
03:00 <damio> omfgbbhax and shadowgate have grunty sex
28:00 <Bastardly_One> ...
35:00 <simba> raise ur dongers
38:00 <Bastardly_One> I got so bored with you cunts
38:00 <Bastardly_One> I fell asleep on the floor
38:00 <Bastardly_One> now I feel shithouse
38:00 <Bastardly_One> can't wait until this afternoon
38:00 <Bastardly_One> I score!
49:00 <simba> p sure everyone just stopped
50:00 <simba> u got bored with urself!!
50:00 <simba> i spent 150k on a car then crashed out
50:00 <simba> it was nuts
53:00 <Skirmish> I ma getting FUCKING annoyed. 
53:00 <Skirmish> am*
53:00 <Skirmish> WHY THERE NO DBeditor for NTW?! 
54:00 <simba> did u check target
54:00 <Skirmish> You're not taking this seriously simba. 
54:00 <Skirmish> Target does not have what I want. 
55:00 <simba> how serious must it be taken really
55:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
55:00 <Skirmish> Extremely serious.  This could get quite ugly. 
55:00 <Bastardly_One> I got impatient then
55:00 <Bastardly_One> and I will be up for it tonight definitely
55:00 <Bastardly_One> I was so embarrassed
56:00 <Bastardly_One> British Meat curses me or something
56:00 <Bastardly_One> he's never seen me play other than shit 
56:00 <Skirmish> simba: If I continue to search for, and find none, then people could get hurt. 
56:00 <Bastardly_One> you want a database editor?
57:00 <Bastardly_One> ummmmmmmm access duh
57:00 <Skirmish> Not just any one.  I want one for NTW. 
57:00 <simba> MFG PRO
58:00 <Skirmish> I used to think you were cool simba.  Everything B1 said about you is true though. 
58:00 <simba> trust me
59:00 <Bastardly_One> what have I said about him?
00:00 <Bastardly_One> he shits me every second day
00:00 <Bastardly_One> then every other second day he's my new best friend
00:00 <Skirmish> Don't deny it.  You bag him out constantly to me in PM.  
00:00 <Bastardly_One> he has nasty humour I take seriously
00:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
00:00 <Bastardly_One> I do not ... be serious cunt
00:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm in trouble off people for nothing as it is at the moment
01:00 <Skirmish> "He's a shit cunt with no idea how to use the access he's been given." 
01:00 <Bastardly_One> and fuck up or I won't help you 
01:00 <Bastardly_One> bullshit
01:00 <Bastardly_One> now that is crap
01:00 <Skirmish> You can't help me.  There is no DBeditor for NTW. 
01:00 <Bastardly_One> I don't even say shit cunt
01:00 <simba> lol
01:00 <Skirmish> He knows it's crap, I know it's crap ... stop crying your tears.
01:00 <Bastardly_One> you have no idea 
01:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
02:00 <Bastardly_One> I am getting major crying at someone taking shit seriously atm
02:00 <Skirmish> I'd blacklist them if it were me. 
02:00 <Skirmish> I don't take drama well. 
02:00 <Skirmish> "This ain't Ramsey street bitch!  Fuck off with your drama!" 
03:00 <Skirmish> You can use Summer Bay instead of Ramsey Street as required. 
03:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.twcenter.net/forums/showthread.php?380553-DB-editor-equivalent-for-NTW
03:00 <Bastardly_One> there
04:00 <Skirmish> Did you even open that link?  
04:00 <Skirmish> It solves nothing. 
05:00 <Skirmish> Just stop.  I've already had a comprehensive look.  There is no DBeditor for NTW ... "that works".  I will clarify that. 
08:00 <Doodle> https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfp1/t1.0-9/10570330_569115599866010_9210407864276898755_n.png
09:00 <Skirmish> lawl
09:00 <Skirmish> How is the work situation Doodle?
09:00 <Skirmish> Have horse heads been delivered? 
09:00 <damio> have you seen legs or hotdogs?
12:00 <Bastardly_One> Doodle
12:00 <Bastardly_One> drive me to beaufort and back 
12:00 <Bastardly_One> I'll give you a G for it 
12:00 <Bastardly_One> 2pm is too long away
13:00 <Doodle> i bought a 2 seater car so i wouldnt have to play taxi driver all the time
13:00 <Doodle> do you think that stopped it
13:00 <ShadowLurker> nope
14:00 <Doodle> next car will be a single seater
14:00 <ShadowLurker> i just couldnt handle not having a car
15:00 <Doodle> there is fuck all pt here so without a car you're stuffed
15:00 <ShadowLurker> even with pt
15:00 <ShadowLurker> them fucking mouthbreathers
16:00 <ShadowLurker> i did it for about 6 months back in 03
16:00 <ShadowLurker> never again
16:00 <ShadowLurker> must have at least one car
17:00 <ShadowLurker> even if its a shitbox
19:00 <beagle> i wonder what this starcraft 2 tshirt cost my sister
20:00 <Bastardly_One> actually the bus outside my door is good 
20:00 <Bastardly_One> but yeah there isn't 
20:00 <Bastardly_One> and it ends too early 
21:00 <Bastardly_One> it's more the trains and buses towards ararat I have to wait for 
23:00 <Bastardly_One> see, I've never learnt to drive so I don't know what I'm missing
26:00 <beagle> Bastardly_One what does a ticket cost
26:00 <beagle> do u get multitrips
26:00 <beagle> when i first got bus it was $1 now its like $3.40
27:00 <beagle> friends at school were getting free bus multitrips and gave dozens them away to me
27:00 <beagle> pitty they last only a year
27:00 <beagle> oh well i got licence after leaving school.
27:00 <beagle> dunno y one of em lived near blackwood n went to heathfield
28:00 <Bastardly_One> oops
28:00 <Bastardly_One> he said the B word
29:00 <Bastardly_One> pt is cheap here anyway
29:00 <Bastardly_One> $1 for a couple of hours or whatever it is 
29:00 <Bastardly_One> and if you can't do everything in 2hrs in Ballarat
29:00 <Bastardly_One> you're clearly disabled mentally
43:00 <ShadowLurker> LOOOOL @ beagle
43:00 <ShadowLurker> too bad so sad
48:00 <Skirmish> Why is that suburb on a blacklist? 
49:00 <Bastardly_One> it's not 
49:00 <Bastardly_One> it's Panda's surname
50:00 <milk> rioting?
51:00 <Skirmish> I am going to find something to eat I think.  Maybe an gomelette. 
52:00 <ShadowLurker> cos all the trolls here have nothing better to do than destroy the place
53:00 <milk> what like a Cabramatta Dog?
10:00 <Bastardly_One> OMG!
10:00 <damio> emg
11:00 <Bastardly_One> has anyone seen that Maccas 1 dollar cheeseburger ad
11:00 <damio> nah
11:00 <Bastardly_One> and the guy that yells 
11:00 <damio> haven't turned the tele on in yonks
11:00 <Bastardly_One> thanks whatever the guys name is?
11:00 <Bastardly_One> looks like Longie
11:00 <Bastardly_One> bad
11:00 <damio> lol
11:00 <damio> really
11:00 <Bastardly_One> just noticed
11:00 <damio> now I wanna see
11:00 <damio> must be a youtube vid
12:00 <Bastardly_One> $1 cheeseburgers between 12pm and 1pm
12:00 <milk> $1 cheeseburgers uh?
12:00 <Bastardly_One> and this hip dude in a beanie 
12:00 <Bastardly_One> well, kind of a grunger
12:00 <Bastardly_One> and he buys burgers for a cheap cunt with no money
12:00 <damio> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kMT94s9NwH0https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kMT94s9NwH0
12:00 <Bastardly_One> and this guy that sounds slow and loud
12:00 <damio> bingo
12:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Shout your mates a $1 Cheeseburger (Date not found) 0:16 - Category: Entertainment - 243 views - 1 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
12:00 <damio> !
12:00 <Bastardly_One> that looks like Dan
12:00 <Bastardly_One> yep
12:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
12:00 <Bastardly_One> THANKS ROB!
12:00 <Bastardly_One> is it rob?
13:00 <Bastardly_One> but that dude looks like Longie
13:00 <damio> the one who shouts?
13:00 <damio> or nevre shouts?
13:00 <damio> or beanie dude?
13:00 <damio> lol
13:00 <Bastardly_One> no the nervous shouting one 
13:00 <damio> lolol
14:00 <partay> Question for the uber geeks
15:00 <damio> semi uber geek here
16:00 <partay> AMD FX-8350 4GHz or intel i7 4790 3.6 GHz ? 
16:00 <partay> Z97 mobo
16:00 <psYbR> i7 with the z97 mobo
16:00 <psYbR> any day
17:00 <partay> ATI R9 290X card
18:00 <partay> 32GB DDR3 
18:00 <partay> just need to decide amd or intel
19:00 <psYbR> intel imo. why a z97 board though?
20:00 <partay> The h97 is 100 cheaper
21:00 <psYbR> exactly
21:00 <ShadowLurker> sif go intel
22:00 <psYbR> you'd only need the z if you wanted features you can't get on a h board or if you wanted to overclock - which you can't do with the non-k i7-4790
23:00 <partay> Yah no need to ovclock it
24:00 <partay> So the question is amd or intel or is the difference miniscule
26:00 <Bastardly_One> a lot it seems
26:00 <partay> I though intel gets better frame rates
26:00 <Bastardly_One> I just got an amd machine for the first time in forever
26:00 <Bastardly_One> only a lappy but ... definitely an improvement on processing 
27:00 <Skirmish> Intel all the way.
29:00 <ShadowLurker> intel are overpriced for what they do
30:00 <partay> They are
30:00 <damio> I've had both
30:00 <damio> and they both got old pretty quickly
30:00 <Serenity> if you're buying a pre made machine or laptop intel. If you're builing your own AMD
30:00 <damio> :P
30:00 <Serenity> my preference
31:00 <damio> ?
31:00 <damio> idk how that makes a difference..
31:00 <ShadowLurker> i mean intel arent "shit" but they are overpriced
31:00 <Serenity> because if you're building your own you an optimise your machine so every bit works the best to its ability. pre made machines are there to make money and give you pretty numbers
31:00 <Serenity> they dont care how it works
32:00 <damio> Ikeep reading intel is faster
32:00 <damio> esp for graphics
32:00 <damio> go with intel
32:00 <ShadowLurker> the cpu has nothing to do with graphics
32:00 <damio> does a bit
33:00 <ShadowLurker> you want a motherboard with a fast DMA
33:00 <ShadowLurker> no not at all
33:00 <damio> i know the graphics have gpu
33:00 <ShadowLurker> a good memory bank and a good graphics card
33:00 <damio> does if you;re using onboard
33:00 <damio> lulz
33:00 <ShadowLurker> onboard has a secondary GPU
33:00 <ShadowLurker> do you even computer
33:00 <damio> Intel Core i5 and Core i7 series processors are the better choice if you have more money to spare and a high-end GPU at your disposal.
33:00 <damio> Read more: http://www.digitaltrends.com/computing/here-we-explain-the-basic-differences-between-intel-and-amd-cpus/#ixzz39NnoIIyk 
33:00 <damio> Follow us: @digitaltrends on Twitter | digitaltrendsftw on Facebook
33:00 <Serenity> who the fuck uses onboard anthing
33:00 <damio> why would it say that
34:00 <ShadowLurker> ugh
34:00 <ShadowLurker> you cant teach an idiot
34:00 <damio> my onboard lappy doesnt have econdary
34:00 <ShadowLurker> ffs
34:00 <damio> does it?
34:00 <damio> yes you can
34:00 <damio> I'm not an idiot
34:00 <damio> don't get so upset
34:00 <ShadowLurker> the GPU is inbuillt to the southbridge
34:00 <Bastardly_One> Mine is onboard but I dont even pretend to use it for anything 
34:00 <damio> you're teaching me
35:00 <damio> I don't game
35:00 <damio> only tf2
35:00 <damio> and it runs fine
35:00 <damio> onboard
35:00 <damio> i5
35:00 <Bastardly_One> My onboard I can't even remember what it is
35:00 <ShadowLurker> provided youre not doing bullshit 3d rendering you wont see any difference
36:00 <Bastardly_One> but AMD E1 processes 50 times better than intel
36:00 <ShadowLurker> i had to get a proper graphics card to play MC
36:00 <Bastardly_One> fucking never going near intel again
36:00 <ShadowLurker> onboard intel was shit
36:00 <Bastardly_One> oh it was worse than shit 
36:00 <Bastardly_One> on my asus
36:00 <Bastardly_One> almost glad the bong killed it
36:00 <ShadowLurker> Serenity's pc plays MC as if it was notepad
36:00 <damio> lol
36:00 <Bastardly_One> oh MC
36:00 <damio> my pc runs minecraft fine too
36:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah this loves MC
37:00 <damio> onboard i5
37:00 <Serenity> to be fair
37:00 <Serenity> my pc plays everything like it was notepad
37:00 <damio> how much ram?
37:00 <ShadowLurker> true
37:00 <Serenity> 8
37:00 <Bastardly_One> hence I'm back to admining and PLAYING!
37:00 <damio> aw
37:00 <Bastardly_One> playing was what I missed
37:00 <damio> my mate put something ridic in his
37:00 <Serenity> i dont do enough to warrant more
37:00 <damio> nor does he really
37:00 <damio> lol
37:00 <Serenity> i had 16 but two of the chips didnt work
38:00 <damio> he got his mum to buy it all
38:00 <Serenity> or 1 i dunno
38:00 <damio> faggot
38:00 <ShadowLurker> 1 died
38:00 <ShadowLurker> and it didnt like having 3
38:00 <damio> that's bad luck!
38:00 <damio> static?
38:00 <Serenity> yeah tahts right
38:00 <Serenity> they have to run in pairs
38:00 <damio> is static still an issue?
38:00 <damio> yep
38:00 <Serenity> yes static is still an issue no i dont think thats what did this
38:00 <damio> yeah
38:00 <damio> I've never had a static problem
38:00 <damio> actually
39:00 <damio> never had ram die
39:00 <Bastardly_One> I have 
39:00 <ShadowLurker> i see static issues everyday
39:00 <damio> i stuffed my mates one a bit
39:00 <Pyro-> i screwed one of those static straps you get for cars to the back of the case..
39:00 <damio> was smoking over the pc
39:00 <Bastardly_One> more than I can count
39:00 <damio> a bit of hot ash fell in the ram connector bay
39:00 <ShadowLurker> straps n shit is my life
39:00 <Pyro-> :P
39:00 <damio> lol
39:00 <ShadowLurker> and in the bedroom
39:00 <ShadowLurker> ;)
39:00 <Bastardly_One> I think if I was to get a PC here I'd have to make sure it was pretty much protected from everything
39:00 <damio> good stuff
40:00 <damio> yeah
40:00 <damio> treat it like a bby
40:00 <damio> ;)
40:00 <ShadowLurker> dont work on carpet
40:00 <ShadowLurker> bare feet
40:00 <ShadowLurker> touch the case before touching the board
40:00 <ShadowLurker> etc
40:00 <damio> I remember when you could put ram in backwards
40:00 <damio> and ide cables
40:00 <damio> lol
40:00 <damio> how stupid
41:00 <ShadowLurker> ide lol
41:00 <Serenity> i will be in and out ive got uni work to do
41:00 <damio> yeah those things
41:00 <damio> okay
41:00 <damio> enjoy
41:00 <damio> :)
41:00 <ShadowLurker> in n out like a dick
42:00 <ShadowLurker> i should actually do some work
42:00 <damio> what work?
02:00 <British^Meat> lvl 20 Loof?
03:00 <British^Meat> shit, i think im like 16 or something weak
05:00 <Mew> internet what are you doing here
05:00 <Mew> get out you silly bugger
06:00 <British^Meat> Hi internet
06:00 <British^Meat> i really enjoy your services
06:00 <Mew> thanks for being u
08:00 <Mew> https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=10200694390583953
22:00 <British^Meat> chores completed
53:00 <slinky_J> https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpf1/t1.0-9/995065_10202517064142945_6678396847682301112_n.jpg
53:00 <slinky_J> https://scontent-b-sea.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/10537755_10202517064102944_8122676665427413292_n.jpg?oh=ef89f9e55f0d151e2c5135f853e3d7a8&oe=544063C1
54:00 <beagle> lol josh
54:00 <beagle> looks good when finished 
54:00 <beagle> colourful ones appeal to me more tho
54:00 <beagle> :/
54:00 <slinky_J> that has got to be one of the sickest pieces I've ever seen
55:00 <slinky_J> yeah i love colour
55:00 <beagle> ive seen a bloke on paltalk spent $4000 on a blue nano i think tatt
55:00 <beagle> so lasts lot longer
55:00 <beagle> he said it did
55:00 <beagle> it was not huge just neat
55:00 <beagle> but $4000 lol
55:00 <slinky_J> wowsers
55:00 <slinky_J> yeah
56:00 <slinky_J> fucking wireless
56:00 <slinky_J> dropped out of game :(
56:00 <beagle> perhaps get ethernet cable 
57:00 <slinky_J> only have one
57:00 <slinky_J> so if i plug it in i cant be on laptop or 360
01:00 <simba> buy another 1
04:00 <beagle> went out to wait for moment for lucie and her mum
04:00 <beagle> called them earlier as she went awol
04:00 <beagle> shes fine she was at her mums
04:00 <beagle> and her sister wanted to find her yesterday rudely asking me where she was
04:00 <beagle> she sure stands out as nice cause people around her arent always
04:00 <beagle> :/
04:00 <beagle> you can only do your best
04:00 <slinky_J> fk man this sniper rifle can take 3 hits to kill someone
05:00 <slinky_J> and on hardcore 2 hits if dont get the headshot of course
05:00 <beagle> games r fake
05:00 <beagle> hrm
05:00 <beagle> i like ones like 'deus ex'
05:00 <beagle> got original of it
05:00 <slinky_J> im doin every rifle
05:00 <slinky_J> sniper rifle
05:00 <beagle> yer.
05:00 <beagle> they were showing me crysis 3 on paltalk
05:00 <beagle> its so much like 2nd one
05:00 <beagle> crysis series are OK
05:00 <beagle> but u gotta be good at fps
06:00 <beagle> microsoft bought bungee right to make oni
06:00 <slinky_J> yeah
06:00 <beagle> and now it wont happen
06:00 <slinky_J> never finished the second one
07:00 <beagle> but a 3rd party made an anniversary mod lol it wasnt quite 10 year anniversary 
07:00 <beagle> they said it was
07:00 <beagle> anyway it did make the game damn hard
07:00 <beagle> i had in mind try complete it without a frag
07:00 <beagle> almost did on 'hard'
07:00 <beagle> put when i managed to do on youtube
07:00 <beagle> :)
07:00 <beagle> the video editing took longer than recording it lol
07:00 <slinky_J> i only play on hard
07:00 <slinky_J> campaign
08:00 <beagle> just about me too
08:00 <beagle> aint played em for a while i go medium
08:00 <beagle> you'd be way better than me with a controller
08:00 <beagle> i almost never had one
08:00 <beagle> i thought they were more for nintendo gaming
08:00 <slinky_J> i got this on 80 sensitivity so its like using a mouse
08:00 <beagle> lol and so ... they even have fps on console 
08:00 <slinky_J> no aim assist
08:00 <slinky_J> pulled off a rad headshot then bra
09:00 <beagle> i used to play fallout vegas with that wasnt too hard in multiplayer
09:00 <beagle> yeah ive seen you play
09:00 <beagle> fast ... gotta always be awares of what is around tho lol
09:00 <beagle> radar :)
10:00 <slinky_J> yeah
10:00 <slinky_J> lol
11:00 <beagle> they are making adventure games again
11:00 <beagle> available on steam
11:00 <beagle> i bought one actually
11:00 <beagle> 'the next big thing'
11:00 <beagle> completed it almost 
12:00 <beagle> but it didnt save games lol and fuck playing it all way back to there
12:00 <beagle> same with modern warfare 2 
12:00 <beagle> if they ...
12:00 <beagle> yeah well origin does the other one for battlefield on pc
12:00 <slinky_J> <3 mw2
12:00 <slinky_J> best one
12:00 <beagle> yes, damn good game !
12:00 <beagle> i have it still thank fuck
12:00 <beagle> cause steam 
13:00 <beagle> i installed on laptop to test
13:00 <beagle> and that laptop shat itself cause it was too slow
13:00 <beagle> it barely played mw2
13:00 <beagle> is there a 3 yet
13:00 <slinky_J> black ops 2 fkn best blops
13:00 <beagle> ah
13:00 <beagle> yep thats one i aint played yet tried to the bloke got it for me got wrong version
13:00 <slinky_J> mw3 came out like 2 yrs ago
13:00 <beagle> only way really be satisfied is to buy a game
13:00 <beagle> hacked ones are shit
14:00 <slinky_J> woo headshot ribbon lols
14:00 <slinky_J> i h8 hacked games
14:00 <slinky_J> ruined it
19:00 <simba> im a hacker
19:00 <slinky_J> ur a hottie
23:00 <simba> It doesn't get much better than this !!
24:00 <beagle> sure am
24:00 <slinky_J> this is cool i got fps gamers playin bf4 first time
24:00 <slinky_J> americans
24:00 <beagle> lol...
24:00 <beagle> u talking about which chick in here :P
24:00 <slinky_J> on my squad
24:00 <beagle> serenity is she hot
24:00 <slinky_J>  <%simba> It doesn't get much better than this !!  <%simba> It doesn't get much better than this !!  <%simba> It doesn't get much better than this !!
24:00 <beagle> heh.
24:00 <beagle> PARTY! no pooper !
24:00 <slinky_J> i cannae do italz
27:00 <simba> serenity is so hot
27:00 <simba> she thinks ur cute beagle
31:00 <slinky_J> bah too glitchy
31:00 <slinky_J> wotch dawgs
31:00 <beagle> so the shop wont put windows on my new machine free they will install linux
31:00 <beagle> i asked for debian
31:00 <doctor> you ain't seen nothing yet !!
31:00 <beagle> i dont want it just arriving without an o/s at all
31:00 <beagle> hrm so
31:00 <slinky_J> ^5 doc
31:00 <beagle> lol ... no windows!
31:00 <beagle> they go give us $250 more for windows ! :/
31:00 <beagle> lol fuck that atleast the pc isnt costing the earth
32:00 <beagle> earth.
32:00 <slinky_J> i woulda just called my mate Sash
32:00 <ShadowLurker> youre a fucking dickbag
32:00 <slinky_J> n have him build me a gaming pc
32:00 <ShadowLurker> stfu
32:00 <slinky_J> for like 500
32:00 <slinky_J> that he'd sell for way more
32:00 <ShadowLurker> build your own
32:00 <ShadowLurker> do the research
32:00 <ShadowLurker> find the bits
33:00 <beagle> forget it man
33:00 <slinky_J> that would be a cool project
33:00 <beagle> i tried asking local they are not trustworthy and josh ive allready paid.
33:00 <slinky_J> yeah i no
33:00 <beagle> i just hope it is good as i believe it should be ! 
33:00 <beagle> windows 7 ill install myself
33:00 <slinky_J> i got illegal win7
34:00 <beagle> yeah theres a hack for it
34:00 <beagle> i have it.
34:00 <beagle> win7 is old.
34:00 <beagle> but good.
41:00 <slinky_J> it's beginning to make me sick that none of the news programs have the balls to condem israel for its war on palestine
48:00 <simba> thats the whole aim of their propaganda 
48:00 <simba> to make u feel bad for the jews
51:00 <slinky_J> i think it's worse not acknowledging it and reporting on it
51:00 <slinky_J> they may aswell not report on it at all imo
53:00 <slinky_J> u see these b4 simba (tat b4 and after) freehand
53:00 <slinky_J> [12:23] <slinky_J> https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpf1/t1.0-9/995065_10202517064142945_6678396847682301112_n.jpg
53:00 <slinky_J> [12:23] <slinky_J> https://scontent-b-sea.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/10537755_10202517064102944_8122676665427413292_n.jpg?oh=ef89f9e55f0d151e2c5135f853e3d7a8&oe=544063C1
18:00 <Colin> hey everyone
21:00 <Colin> how are all you wonderful people today?
21:00 <Ana_Ng> hey colin
21:00 <Ana_Ng> said everyone
21:00 <slinky_J> good chilling
21:00 <slinky_J> u Colin
21:00 <slinky_J> I AM DOWNLOADING PORN
21:00 <Colin> I'm good thanks
21:00 <slinky_J> hahaha
21:00 <Colin> what sort of porn?
22:00 <Ana_Ng> I AM UPLOADING PORN
22:00 <Colin> where are you from Ana_Ng?
22:00 <Ana_Ng> the bowels of hell
23:00 <Ana_Ng> you?
23:00 <Colin> I'm from Melbourne
24:00 <Ana_Ng> i'm not actually from Adelaide
25:00 <Ana_Ng> i live in alaska
25:00 <slinky_J> lol
25:00 <slinky_J> still pictures
26:00 <Colin> al aska?
27:00 <slinky_J> *washes computer*
28:00 <Colin> Ana_Ng: do they have internet in Alaska?
28:00 <Colin> I've seen it on Survivorman
28:00 <Colin> it looks very...barren
29:00 <Ana_Ng> just about everywhere
31:00 <slinky_J> *deletes browsing history*
31:00 <slinky_J> nobody will ever know i looked up gay porn ;)
40:00 <slinky_J> should be able to use ethernet and wi fi at same time
40:00 <TheRon> na
40:00 <slinky_J> ya
41:00 <Colin> slinky_J: why do you hide looking up gay porn?
41:00 <slinky_J> haha i was just joking colin
41:00 <TheRon> i would too
42:00 <Colin> Ana_Ng: alaska is pretty bare
42:00 <Colin> why would they need internet up there
42:00 <Colin> isn't that where Sarin Palin is from?
43:00 <beagle> probably have satellite there
43:00 <beagle> n wasnt that where HARRP was i think that ran out of funds tho n was shut down
43:00 <beagle> HAARP
43:00 <beagle> even
43:00 <TheRon> sarah palin can see russia from where she lives
43:00 <Ana_Ng> oh this must me idiot hour
43:00 <beagle> that thing that everyone got paranoid about
43:00 <beagle> lol ana
45:00 <TheRon> i have the very best of live on cd
45:00 <TheRon> it's called throwing copper
45:00 <slinky_J> man id love to visit alaska
45:00 <slinky_J> b swoit
45:00 <couleurs> agreed
46:00 <TheRon> go dees
46:00 <couleurs> go da mightey deas
47:00 <TheRon> go da mighty cats
47:00 <slinky_J> dees?
47:00 <TheRon> demons
47:00 <slinky_J> okie
49:00 <TheRon> What else should I be All apologies What else should I say Everyone is gay…  
49:00 <beagle> yeah sure lol everyones gay
49:00 <beagle> i doubt it
49:00 <beagle> not all of us
49:00 <beagle> i dont like gayiety much but can be amusing
50:00 <beagle> ....
50:00 <beagle> they say anal sex is 'hardcore'
50:00 <slinky_J> having sex with a guy isnt gay unless you're gay
51:00 <couleurs> ok
51:00 <TheRon> i think it comes down to if you give or recieve
51:00 <beagle> have you all turned queer on me
51:00 <beagle> heres bee
51:00 <beagle> u summoioned him talking of gay
51:00 <beagle> lolk
52:00 <TheRon> damn it
52:00 <TheRon> couleurs: scores are level
53:00 <couleurs> who's playen who's
53:00 <beehhh> there was no compassionate ground whatsoever but what they cannot take from me is my freedom
53:00 <beehhh> - mel gibson
53:00 <TheRon> dees v bris
53:00 <couleurs> go da mightey deas
53:00 <beagle> bee , dont bitch 
54:00 <beagle> lol 
54:00 <TheRon> if we ignore it will it go away?
54:00 <beehhh> coffs harbor already on fire with another 90 across the state in nsw
54:00 <beagle> make friends in real life !
54:00 <beehhh> im gonna download proper skype this time brb
54:00 <Colin> beagle: I am gay
55:00 <beagle> http://www.rfs.nsw.gov.au/fire-information/fires-near-me
55:00 <beagle> yes what bee said seems true.
55:00 <beagle> not good.
55:00 <TheRon> not that there's anything wrong with it
58:00 <beagle> colin there is a gay room on paltalk
58:00 <beagle> if you want to go to it
58:00 <beagle> its called "G A Y"
59:00 <beagle> ran by a bloke in sydeny
59:00 <beagle> er sydney
00:00 <beehhh> done beagle
00:00 <beehhh> i was betting on the wrong horse earlier only
00:00 <beagle> u gamble ?
01:00 <beehhh> i take risk is my nature
01:00 <TheRon> trifecta?
01:00 <beehhh> lets try skype again beagle
01:00 <beagle> na, bit later maybe
02:00 <beagle> hrmmm
02:00 <beagle> actually now is ok 
02:00 <beagle> u on skype yet ?
02:00 <beehhh> alright
02:00 <beehhh> but ur logged on
02:00 <beagle> yep
02:00 <beehhh> im gonna disc use the cable
04:00 <couleurs> <TheRon> and we'll never be Royals
05:00 <TheRon> foil?
06:00 <couleurs> paper pls
06:00 <TheRon> And I don't want the world to see me 'Cause I don't think that they'd understand When everything's made to be broken I just want you to know who I am
07:00 <couleurs> ok
13:00 <slinky_J> omigosh
13:00 <slinky_J> how can u love football
13:00 <slinky_J> wait wait
13:00 <slinky_J> no i can appreciate it
13:00 <TheRon> just like you liking shitty arthouse films
13:00 <slinky_J> and liking rap
13:00 <slinky_J> lol
14:00 <slinky_J> i was gonna say how can ya like footy and love songs
14:00 <slinky_J> but i realised how stupid that was
15:00 <TheRon> tell me did you like punch drunk love with adam sandler?
15:00 <couleurs> yea
15:00 <slinky_J> it was ok
15:00 <slinky_J> i like when he skitzed out
15:00 <TheRon> i thought it was shit
16:00 <slinky_J> not an adam sandler fan myself
16:00 <TheRon> Black hole sun Won't you come And wash away the rain Black hole sun Won't you come Won't you come
16:00 <couleurs> only good film he was in
16:00 <couleurs> ever will be
17:00 <TheRon> billy madison?
17:00 <couleurs> that's a kids movie Ron
17:00 <Doodle> TheRon is 8
18:00 <TheRon> yep
18:00 <TheRon> i liked happy gilmore
18:00 <TheRon> that modern family chick was in that one
19:00 <slinky_J> yer but that was like 1994
19:00 <slinky_J> shit isnt even funny now
19:00 <TheRon> is too
19:00 <couleurs> those 2 are still better than anything else he's been in i guess
19:00 <couleurs> esp the recent shit
21:00 <TheRon> lions in front
21:00 <couleurs> go da mightey deas
23:00 <slinky_J> yeah the one where he plays his twin sister
23:00 <slinky_J> fkn
24:00 <Doodle> wonder if there is any talent at the lake today
24:00 <Doodle> and if its worth the drive
25:00 <couleurs> don't 4 get ya togs!!!!!!!!!!
25:00 <slinky_J> wooooooooooo 
25:00 <Doodle> lol 
25:00 <slinky_J> take me doodlez
25:00 <slinky_J> togs?
25:00 <Doodle> bathers
25:00 <TheRon> Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there  With open arms and open eyes yeah  Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there, I'll be there 
25:00 <slinky_J> oh lols
25:00 <slinky_J> omigosh
25:00 <slinky_J> theron
25:00 <slinky_J> STOP LOL
25:00 <Doodle> too cold for swimming, plus fk swimming in the lake
26:00 <Doodle> might be some rowers out tho
26:00 <slinky_J> u gotta start bustin out some horrorcore rap 2 get da poon
26:00 <slinky_J> u can attack the rowers
26:00 <slinky_J> like a tiger from water
26:00 <slinky_J> taking a poor indian boy under and dragging him ashore
26:00 <slinky_J> cute
27:00 <TheRon> you get any poon this weekend?
27:00 <Doodle> back in the day everyone would go up there and park and hang out etc
27:00 <Doodle> now its all fenced off
27:00 <TheRon> i know you can't sit there and be creepy anymore, it sucks
28:00 <Doodle> exactly
28:00 <Doodle> great days
28:00 <Doodle> hai Nikkypoos
30:00 <Nikky`> Hey Doodledooo <3
30:00 <Doodle> <3 whats happening
30:00 <Doodle> oooer
30:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Hot Chocolate - Girl Crazy.mp3 (7.73MB 128kbps Mono 8:26)
30:00 <Nikky`> Not much.. having lazy Sun
30:00 <TheRon> the dees are gonna lose
31:00 <Doodle> how nice is the sunshine
31:00 <Nikky`> Well went to gym and shops but other than that
31:00 <Nikky`> you?
31:00 <Nikky`> It is lovely
31:00 <Doodle> sitting around being bored
31:00 <Nikky`> Heating only on this morning and haven't needed it since
32:00 <Doodle> i had to drop a mate home at 1:30am, it was -3.5
32:00 <Doodle> had to crack my doors and boot open cos they were iced up
33:00 <Nikky`> Screw that..I was all tucked up in bed asleep by then
34:00 <couleurs> u beautey
34:00 <Doodle> so was i not long after that
34:00 <slinky_J> so nice out ffs
35:00 <slinky_J> stuck home no moneeyy
36:00 <Nikky`> I would have told my friend to walk haha
37:00 <Nikky`> ok no I wouldn't but gosh
37:00 <couleurs> https://31.media.tumblr.com/b98a88220ed240f8da0a9c8beab2e46c/tumblr_n9omiqNw0m1qznf4yo1_500.gif
37:00 <couleurs> omg some1 did it YES
37:00 <TheRon> mr jones and me.........
38:00 <couleurs> https://38.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2a63wySTH1r8fhhjo1_500.gif
38:00 <slinky_J> kinda bored now
38:00 <slinky_J> shot a bunch of people in the head..
39:00 <Nikky`> Mmm this hot chocolate is goooooooooood
39:00 <slinky_J> :)
39:00 <slinky_J> ur good neked
40:00 <TheRon> despite all my rage i am still just a rat in a cage
41:00 <Nikky`> You would have been happy with last night TheRon
41:00 <TheRon> ooh yes
41:00 <TheRon> three lucky goals in a row though
42:00 <Nikky`> I must admit..I didn't watch it
42:00 <Nikky`> I fell asleep earlyish and woke up to check score
42:00 <TheRon> the one against majak daw was the only one that worth paying
43:00 <TheRon> umpires had a lot to do with the result
43:00 <crash> hey Nikky` :)
43:00 <crash> word wit friend overlord ?
43:00 <crash> :P
43:00 <Nikky`> Hey crash :o)
43:00 <Nikky`> haha nooooo
43:00 <Nikky`> tho, I would still kick your arse in it
44:00 <crash> im hooked on sudoku atm
44:00 <TheRon> candycrush me
44:00 <TheRon> oh and that 2048 game
44:00 <Nikky`> I have never played sudoku
44:00 <crash> my xbox died few months ago
44:00 <Nikky`> I got that game TheRon, played once and went..this is stoopid
44:00 <Nikky`> hehe
44:00 <crash> so went back to paper puzzles
44:00 <slinky_J> lmao
44:00 <slinky_J> get a new xbox
45:00 <Nikky`> yeah, get a new xbox
45:00 <Nikky`> you're on the big bucks ;o)
45:00 <couleurs> ps4!!!!!!
45:00 <crash> i played xbox for 3 months straight 
45:00 <crash> 4-5 hrs a day
45:00 <crash> enough for this lifetime :P
45:00 <TheRon> carn the dogs
45:00 <couleurs> go da mightey deas
45:00 <TheRon> they lost
46:00 <beagle> is that afl
46:00 <beagle> i watch it sometimes
46:00 <Nikky`> I'll play xbox with you crash
46:00 <beagle> im bout watch 300 rise of an empire
46:00 <slinky_J> u have xbox nikz?
46:00 <couleurs> can't win dem all...
46:00 <crash> sweet Nikky`, i'll cook dinner for you :P
46:00 <Nikky`> No
46:00 <slinky_J> good movie beagle
46:00 <Nikky`> When crash gets a new one
46:00 <Nikky`> hehe
46:00 <beagle> yeah, you suggested it while back
46:00 <slinky_J> nikz dont even talk to panda nemore
46:00 <beagle> so i got it
46:00 <slinky_J> WHERE IS THE LOVE
47:00 <TheRon> i feel like dickhead tonight, dickhead tonight
47:00 <crash> Nikky` the controls vibrate too :P
47:00 <slinky_J> lmao
47:00 <Nikky`> Lovely..can't wait for a good time then
47:00 <crash> hehe, i know bad joke :P
48:00 <TheRon> the one about the nuts at the bar?
50:00 <slinky_J> getta xbox one crash
50:00 <Nikky`> I'm still waiting for you to clean my car crash.. its very filthy
50:00 <TheRon> PS4!!!!!!!
50:00 <Nikky`> Just like you
50:00 <crash> geez thanks Nikky`
50:00 <crash> i already work hard enough 
51:00 <Nikky`> That was a compliment ;o)
51:00 <crash> oh cheers :)
51:00 <Nikky`> Welcome
51:00 <Nikky`> I be making a beef stirfry for dinner tonight 
52:00 <Nikky`> going to be nomnom
52:00 <TheRon> i'm having pie
53:00 <slinky_J> i wana c a pic of nikz 
53:00 <Nikky`> lol no pic
53:00 <Doodle> i only have one of her from the waist down
54:00 <slinky_J> u never do pics! :(
54:00 <Nikky`> ssssh
54:00 <Nikky`> god
54:00 <Nikky`> No more pics for you now Doodle
54:00 <Doodle> booooooo
54:00 <Nikky`> Yeah, I don't really take pics
54:00 <Nikky`> last was months ago
54:00 <slinky_J> but if doodles has one
54:00 <Nikky`> well months n months
54:00 <slinky_J> he can show panda right?
54:00 <slinky_J> show me that one :(
54:00 <slinky_J> i wont send to neone!
55:00 <Doodle> you can only see her vertical smile
55:00 <TheRon> wanna see a pic of me??
55:00 <Nikky`> HA HA
55:00 <Nikky`> lol TheRon..as if you would send a real pic of you
55:00 <TheRon> http://www.lifewithdogs.tv/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/9.17.13-Dog-Elephant4-590x416.jpg
55:00 <crash> TheRon is it a saucy pic ?
55:00 <slinky_J> lol doodles
55:00 <slinky_J> sif nikz dun trust me :P
55:00 <Nikky`> lol hang on slinky_J
56:00 <slinky_J> yaaaaaaaayyy
56:00 <slinky_J> its just its sunny out n im inside so u needa make me vertically smile
59:00 <slinky_J> aw dere u are!
59:00 <slinky_J> u got cheek dimples aheaheahe :P :P
00:00 <Nikky`> yeah I do
02:00 <TheRon> simba, warming up for your glorious victory?
03:00 <faux> What! I wanna see a pic too!
03:00 <TheRon> wanna see a massive cock?
03:00 <Nikky`> lol faux.. gosh
04:00 <TheRon> http://www.activityvillage.co.uk/sites/default/files/images/images2/roosters_for_kids_320.jpg
06:00 <TheRon> beck - loser
11:00 <couleurs> i'm a loser babey so y dontchu kell me
11:00 <Ana_Ng> crazy with the cheez whiz
12:00 <couleurs> good song!!!!!
12:00 <Ana_Ng> beck is great
12:00 <Ana_Ng> i put him in the pantheon
13:00 <couleurs> oarsem
14:00 <TheRon> gin blossoms - follow you down
15:00 <couleurs> iphone!!!!!!
17:00 <TheRon> lampard has been loaned to some team for 6 months, we won't be seeing frank for a while
18:00 <fawks> i love lampard
18:00 <TheRon> really?
18:00 <TheRon> chelsea is living proof that money doesn't buy titles
19:00 <slinky_J> lol
19:00 <fawks> idk who lampard is
19:00 <slinky_J> idk who lamby is
19:00 <couleurs> nobody cares Ron, he's old and over
20:00 <fawks> I LOVE LAMP
20:00 <fawks> etc
20:00 <TheRon> I LOVE CHAIR
20:00 <fawks> this dog ate bublegum
20:00 <fawks> https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/485510_685507868163073_1455408017_n.jpg?oh=004f1ebe99ca19a8651be248a276c748&oe=543D0D50&__gda__=1413085361_b8c621137abe4089ce7d33d138ce8d3f
21:00 <couleurs> plop
21:00 <fawks> chris irl https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpf1/t1.0-9/1959409_685033888210471_721076182_n.jpg
22:00 <TheRon> LOL
22:00 <TheRon> i just cut the cheese
23:00 <couleurs> http://youtu.be/WEWG6kSYqlY
23:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: lock the taskbar (Date not found) - Category: Entertainment - 189,159 - 2,007 likes (97.8%), 45 dislikes (2.2%)
23:00 <fawks> ive never seen TheRon do a caps lock 'lol'
23:00 <fawks> im scared
23:00 <TheRon> it wasnt intended
23:00 <fawks> oh
23:00 <fawks> phew
23:00 <fawks> lol this is so Doodle https://scontent-b-lax.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/1625606_684644964916030_1144137599_n.jpg?oh=9ddf2183441b2dbfbda70a642de26c06&oe=544738BD
24:00 <TheRon> i hope collingwood get thrashed
25:00 <TheRon> let's all pay tribute to nick maxwell
25:00 <TheRon> don't let the door hit you on your way out
25:00 <Picard> afternoon kids
26:00 <TheRon> picard nick maxwell just had his lap
26:00 <Picard> fuck nick maxwell the cunt
26:00 <TheRon> my thoughts exactly
26:00 <Picard> fuck all things collingwood
26:00 <TheRon> did it pre game where no one will see him
27:00 <Picard> lol
27:00 <TheRon> i thought it was a nice touch
27:00 <Picard> not like Jake who gets out with the people and has a beer
27:00 <TheRon> legend
28:00 <TheRon> not quite hawkey but still
28:00 <Picard> lol
28:00 <TheRon> haweky is in his 80's and still sculling beers with the people
28:00 <Picard> he will give back to the game
29:00 <Picard> bob is a legend
29:00 <Picard> the peoples PM
29:00 <Picard> although my thoughts are he couldnt organise a root in a brothel
29:00 <couleurs> i hate manure!!!!!!!
31:00 <TheRon> carn the power
31:00 <couleurs> go da mightey deas
32:00 <TheRon> puddle of mud - blurry
34:00 <TheRon> i dislike everything nick maxwell stands for
35:00 <TheRon> him and that lumumba guy
35:00 <TheRon> too preachy
35:00 <beagle> im watching 'how to train your dragon' 
36:00 <beagle> there is a new one but probably not out on torrent yet
40:00 <TheRon> carn port
51:00 <TheRon> i don't wanna feel like i did that day, take me to the place i love, take me all the way
51:00 <beagle> `info
52:00 <fawks> rhcp :')
54:00 <\alienated_romeo|> >_-_-_<
54:00 <TheRon> is someone getting the best the best the best of you
55:00 <\alienated_romeo|> TheRon no not really :P
55:00 <\alienated_romeo|> is someone getting the best of you?
55:00 <TheRon> no!
55:00 <\alienated_romeo|> ahaha okay
56:00 <slinky_J> got my train hat on
56:00 <slinky_J> choo choo cha chooom
56:00 <slinky_J> gotta get some soda
56:00 <\alienated_romeo|> TheRon would you like breakfast t tiffany's?
56:00 <\alienated_romeo|> TheRon would you like breakfast @ tiffany's?
57:00 <TheRon> never seen it
57:00 <\alienated_romeo|> ok
57:00 <TheRon> i like breakfast in america though
57:00 <\alienated_romeo|> ahh
57:00 <Ana_Ng> mostly because it's not american
58:00 <TheRon> could we have kippers for breakfast, mummy dear mummy dear
58:00 <\alienated_romeo|> TheRon how many beers can you get through in one night?
58:00 <TheRon> i switch after 12
58:00 <\alienated_romeo|> mmm ok
58:00 <TheRon> i get thirsty
58:00 <\alienated_romeo|> switch?
59:00 <TheRon> to scotch and coke
59:00 <\alienated_romeo|> ahh okay
59:00 <\alienated_romeo|> :)
59:00 <\alienated_romeo|> i can only drink bout 2
59:00 <\alienated_romeo|> or 3
00:00 <TheRon> pissweak
00:00 <\alienated_romeo|> ahaha
00:00 <\alienated_romeo|> drank 7 on monday
00:00 <TheRon> port by 32
00:00 <\alienated_romeo|> TheRon do you like icecream?
01:00 <TheRon> i like chocolate vanilla and strawberry ice cream
01:00 <TheRon> i like gellato
01:00 <\alienated_romeo|> cool
01:00 <TheRon> lemon sorbet is nom nom
06:00 <TheRon> matthew how wrong were you about geelong??
10:00 <TheRon> i like bush
16:00 <TheRon> yes go port
19:00 <slinky_J> i got soda and u DONT
19:00 <slinky_J> k?
19:00 <slinky_J> understand? U GOT IT?
19:00 <TheRon> i got baking soda
19:00 <slinky_J> no coz i do!
19:00 <slinky_J> :P
19:00 <slinky_J> go brush ur teeth wit it homie
19:00 <slinky_J> fk ima walk a trolly back while its sunny bbs
20:00 <TheRon> slinky_J: you're like school in summertime?
21:00 <TheRon> slinky_J: is dare you to say biggie smalls three times in the mirror
21:00 <Mew> do u walk home with the trolley? 
22:00 <TheRon> the people in my suburb are really fit
22:00 <TheRon> they wear tracksuits all the time
23:00 <Mew> velour?
23:00 <TheRon> yes!
23:00 <Mew> hot
24:00 <Ana_Ng> http://www.sltrib.com/sltrib/news/58251996-78/woman-statement-according-charged.html.csp
24:00 <TheRon> mew, wanna see my cock?
25:00 <Mew> its a bit early
25:00 <TheRon> http://www.activityvillage.co.uk/sites/default/files/images/images2/roosters_for_kids_320.jpg
25:00 <Mew> ha ha ha
25:00 <Maurice> Never too early for cock
25:00 <TheRon> cock on tap maurice?
26:00 <Maurice> I wish
26:00 <TheRon> mew has it on tap
26:00 <Picard> so does Matthew
26:00 <TheRon> apparently
27:00 <Picard> his arse is a gaping hole most sundays after a smashing saturday night
28:00 <Picard> TheRon can the cats win the flag?
28:00 <TheRon> yes!
28:00 <TheRon> no team wants to play them in the finals
29:00 <Picard> swans,hawks and cats are the only genuine chances
29:00 <Matthew> Richmond are still a genuine chance for 9th... which is pleasing for them and their fans
29:00 <TheRon> looking that way
29:00 <Matthew> to go from 2-10 to being a realistic chance for 9th is a great result
29:00 <mrdanger> you say that like you have some special insight in to the matter, when everybody knows that
29:00 <mrdanger> i guess thats football talk for you
29:00 <Picard> good to see the suns win without gaz
29:00 <mrdanger> just an echo chamber
29:00 <Matthew> they usually do that... start a 'mini run' as soon as their season is over...
30:00 <TheRon> ninth again, fighting fury coming ninth again
30:00 <Picard> im a bit dissapointed Jake didnt get a send off game
31:00 <TheRon> he gets to sit in the cheer squad and scull beers, not a bad way to go out
31:00 <Picard> lol
31:00 <Picard> the peoples player
31:00 <TheRon> indeed
31:00 <TheRon> the people's battler
31:00 <Picard> shows he is not a pomous uptight cunt like most players
32:00 <TheRon> i can't see jack watts doing that
32:00 <Picard> lol
32:00 <TheRon> jack watts, metro or just gay?
32:00 <Picard> gay
33:00 <Picard> i think
33:00 <TheRon> jack watts is affraid of getting his jumper dirty
34:00 <Picard> hawkins is gay?
34:00 <TheRon> nah
34:00 <TheRon> too much man, he's playing amongst boys
35:00 <TheRon> cotchin?
36:00 <TheRon> matthew would know which players are gay
37:00 <TheRon> hurley has to be gay
40:00 <TheRon> picard, chelsea the goal umpire, would you?
41:00 <Picard> TheRon yes
41:00 <Picard> she looks pretty good 
42:00 <Picard> cotch im not sure, he could be 
46:00 <TheRon> i hope port come good
48:00 <TheRon> CAAAAAAPPPPPEERRRR!!!!!
49:00 <Matthew> Cheryl
51:00 <TheRon> anyone seen the rinnai ad??
51:00 <TheRon> is that drew morphett??
54:00 <Matthew> and here's Drew Morphee & Peter Landy... live from the WACA for the 3 hour delay coverage of West Coast and Fitzroy...
54:00 <Matthew> if you don't want to know the scores... then look away now...
54:00 <TheRon> fuck me drunk what a drubbing
55:00 <TheRon> gin blossoms - hey jealousy
57:00 <TheRon> to all those that tipped the roos last night, you were wrong
57:00 <TheRon> it gives me so much pleasure to say that
59:00 <Matthew> North at Etihad are easybeas
00:00 <Matthew> easybeats*
00:00 <TheRon> you tipped them
00:00 <Matthew> I did in here... to piss you off
00:00 <Matthew> and it worked. I win.
00:00 <TheRon> my bro did too, he barracks for geelong but cares more about his tipping
01:00 <TheRon> what did you think about the free kicks?
01:00 <TheRon> brent harvey's were soft
02:00 <Matthew> I thought apart from the ridiculous 'dive' from Lindsay Thomas... Geelong (as usual) got the rub of the green all night...
02:00 <TheRon> i ersonally think the umpiring last night was shit
03:00 <FredFlinstone> who is winning?
03:00 <TheRon> not denying that
03:00 <FredFlinstone> whatever matches
03:00 <TheRon> 5 diff coll v port
03:00 <Matthew> MELBOURNE 51 BRISBANE 74 - FULL TIME
03:00 <FredFlinstone> go port
03:00 <Matthew> HAWTHORN 107 WESTERN BULLDOGS 45 - FULL TIME
03:00 <Matthew> COLLINGWOOD 42 PORT ADELAIDE 37 - HALF TIME
04:00 <TheRon> FredFlinstone: see the game last night?
04:00 <TheRon> what did you think of the umpiring?
05:00 <TheRon> brent harvey got screwed
06:00 <slinky_J> woooo
07:00 <TheRon> never was a cornflake girl
07:00 <slinky_J> fkn petrol smell from outside coming in
07:00 <slinky_J> smells like fucking farts
12:00 <FredFlinstone> nope
12:00 <FredFlinstone> umpires have been shit all year
12:00 <FredFlinstone> very rare they get it right
12:00 <TheRon> north basically gave away three frees from the middle in a row
12:00 <FredFlinstone> oh
12:00 <TheRon> even i was like wtf
13:00 <TheRon> two against harvey and one against daw
14:00 <FredFlinstone> we been watching the games
14:00 <FredFlinstone> only watched thursday night
14:00 <slinky_J> woo got a bottle of shiraz
15:00 <slinky_J> my farts smell like spring rolls
15:00 <slinky_J> lols
15:00 <TheRon> spring fresh
17:00 <TheRon> there goes my hero, watch him as he goes
20:00 <TheRon> go port
20:00 <TheRon> go boobs
20:00 <doctor> how much is a serving of fish and chips normally do you reckon?
20:00 <slinky_J> wooo
20:00 <slinky_J> finally need to poop
20:00 <doctor> feel like some heartburn
20:00 <TheRon> $*
20:00 <TheRon> 8
20:00 <slinky_J> and no chicks saw me say that!
21:00 <doctor> $8s not bad
21:00 <doctor> it's settled
21:00 <doctor> ill ring up and check though
21:00 <couleurs> agreed
21:00 <FredFlinstone> I thought more
22:00 <FredFlinstone> $8 just for the fish
22:00 <couleurs> rock'n'role
23:00 <TheRon> but there's like a fish and chip special
23:00 <Colin> good evening, you fine wonderful people
23:00 <doctor> i'm willing to spend $12
23:00 <doctor> evening Colin
23:00 <Colin> doctor: you're splashing out, wow
23:00 <TheRon> i'd get burger and chips
23:00 <couleurs> go 4 it
24:00 <doctor> TheRon don't leave me open with too many options otherwise I wont be able to pick
24:00 <TheRon> nope thats it
25:00 <TheRon> i mean for 12 you could get burger chip and probably a can of drink
25:00 <doctor> true
26:00 <TheRon> i got pie
26:00 <slinky_J> billy ocean - love really hurts without you
26:00 <slinky_J> BABY!
26:00 <doctor> but i feel like a bit of fish, maybe i'll get a dim sum or chiko roll with it or something
26:00 <TheRon> love that song
26:00 <couleurs> u bloodey beautey
27:00 <slinky_J> :P
27:00 <slinky_J> awesome song
27:00 <TheRon> baby, love really hurts with you
27:00 <TheRon> without
27:00 <slinky_J> love really hurts without youu
28:00 <slinky_J> and its breaking my heart but what can i do!
28:00 <slinky_J> ahaha poop time
28:00 <TheRon> al green is next
28:00 <slinky_J> i love dancing to that song lol
28:00 <slinky_J> al green ^5
28:00 <slinky_J> he does my fav love song to fuck to
28:00 <slinky_J> haha
28:00 <TheRon> i bet
28:00 <slinky_J> ima tease a girl on fb
28:00 <slinky_J> coz she moved to melb
28:00 <slinky_J> sucka
29:00 <couleurs> pics
29:00 <Colin> what's everyone up to tonight?
29:00 <slinky_J> i show u who i talkin about ronnie lmao
29:00 <couleurs> picken me nose n u Colin?
29:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=COiIC3A0ROM
30:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Al Green-Lets Stay Together (Sep 20, 2009) - Category: Music - 27,372,939 - 105,417 likes (98.3%), 1,855 dislikes (1.7%)
30:00 <slinky_J> sLIM pPIckkENS
30:00 <Colin> couleurs: I'm good, just bored
30:00 <couleurs> me 2
31:00 <TheRon> nice slinky_J 
31:00 <slinky_J> ;)
32:00 <slinky_J> if only she in adel :/
32:00 <slinky_J> ahaha she comment on me singing that song on fb rofl
32:00 <couleurs> pics
32:00 <TheRon> you'd be porking her?
33:00 <Matthew> Collingwood by 27
33:00 <slinky_J> she guessed it
33:00 <TheRon> hope not
35:00 <Colin> why would you go for Collingwood?
35:00 <Colin> they're horrible people
35:00 <TheRon> marvin gay - ain't no moutain high enough
36:00 <slinky_J> ahaha she typed out the song
38:00 <TheRon> the temptations - my girl
38:00 <beagle> the train horn here is really really loud. they want people know not to go near the tracks
38:00 <couleurs> artist - song
39:00 <Matthew> I prefer the Jimmy Barnes version
39:00 <Colin> Jimmy Barnes is a bit of a bogan
39:00 <TheRon> is not
40:00 <beagle> jimmy barnes rocks
40:00 <beagle> socks!
40:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DxHMHrWJ2SE
40:00 <beagle> used to listen to him on radio headphones 
40:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Ain't Too Proud To Beg - Temptations (Oct 8, 2007) - Category: Entertainment - 1,578,080 - 5,779 likes (98.3%), 100 dislikes (1.7%)
42:00 <Matthew> AIN'T NO MOUNTAINNNNNNNNNN HIGH ENOUGHHHHHHH
42:00 <TheRon> this song is the story of my life
44:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BCwkZrj2VT4
44:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Smokey Robinson & The Miracles - Tracks Of My Tears (Nov 8, 2008) - Category: Music - 462,441 -
45:00 <Colin> don't quit your day job Matthew 
45:00 <TheRon> so take a good look at my, you'll see my smile is out of place
49:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kSQdRz-HlJw
49:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: How Sweet It Is (To Be Loved By You) _ JAMES TAYLOR (Jul 22, 2010) - Category: Music - 1,027,505 - 2,201 likes (97.5%), 56 dislikes (2.5%)
50:00 <beagle> Collingwood, Brisbane Broncos top rankings as Australia's most popular football clubs
50:00 <beagle> lol and colin hates em
50:00 <beagle> oh well bad luck colin
52:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=C3uaXCJcRrE
53:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Fire And Rain - James Taylor with lyrics (May 9, 2009) - - 4,012,362 - 11,434 likes (97.5%), 297 dislikes (2.5%)
56:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=Orv_F2HV4gk
57:00 <Colin> I think Collingwood fans are uneducated bogans
57:00 <Colin> so are people from Brisbane
57:00 <TheRon> frankston?
58:00 <Matthew> Collingwood by 27
59:00 <TheRon> colingwood can kiss my arse
00:00 <Colin> TheRon: I concur
01:00 <Colin> Matthew is a classless dredge
01:00 <TheRon> just a rung above the scum that is essendon
02:00 <Colin> ewww essendon
02:00 <TheRon> exactly
02:00 <Colin> they're a bunch of VB drinking monobrows
02:00 <Colin> who'd go for them?
02:00 <couleurs> go the dees!!!!!!
02:00 <TheRon> carn the cats
04:00 <TheRon> sinead o'connor - nothing compares 2 u
04:00 <couleurs> thank u
05:00 <TheRon> you're just to goo to be true.........
05:00 <beagle> i was listening to that song a fair bit got sick of it
05:00 <beagle> dya like metallica
05:00 <beagle> ?
06:00 <beagle> i watch last years concert they play master of puppets :)
06:00 <beagle> lasers, smoke, people going crazy !!
06:00 <beagle> the croud joins in
06:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NGFToiLtXro
06:00 <Colin> metallica are shit now
06:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Can't Take My Eyes off You - Frankie Valli and The 4 Seasons (Aug 26, 2009) - Category: Music - 10,642,204 - 43,577 likes (98.2%), 800 dislikes (1.8%)
06:00 <Colin> they were good, like, 15 years ago
06:00 <Colin> now they're just sellouts
06:00 <beagle> metallica started many years ago their old stuff is hardcore
06:00 <beagle> well they are talented
07:00 <beagle> but really weird lol ... their music sounds cool to me.
07:00 <beagle> i most time am listening to random stuff remixes on paltalk
07:00 <Colin> beagle, are you of sound mind?
07:00 <slinky_J> in a beautiful worrlldd
07:00 <beagle> ha some think im not cause i listen to metallica :)
07:00 <slinky_J> i wish i were special
07:00 <slinky_J> you're so fuckin special
07:00 <slinky_J> but im a creep
07:00 <slinky_J> im a weirdooooo
07:00 <slinky_J> xD
07:00 <TheRon> yes!
08:00 <slinky_J> i could go a bottle bourbon right now
08:00 <TheRon> beer?
09:00 <Colin> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qjAZh_pxnbE
09:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: All Star Slowed Down - Swamp Sim Horror Music (Date not found) - Category: Music - 22,879 - 367 likes (98.9%), 4 dislikes (1.1%)
09:00 <Matthew> Port' fall from grace has been amazing
09:00 <Matthew> Port's*
09:00 <TheRon> slinky_J: last night did you make love to the one person who loves you the most?
09:00 <Colin> Matthew, you're an unwashed uncouth person
09:00 <Colin> you know all about falls from grace
09:00 <Matthew> removal... aisle 2...
10:00 <beagle> bout 50 days till next south park !
10:00 <Colin> south park is a disgusting show
10:00 <Colin> for people of no taste
11:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=BBMriOspUvA
11:00 <doctor> Colin don't be such a negative nancy
11:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Bee Gees - How Deep Is Your Love ( Original ) HQ [ NO CONCERT / NO KARAOKE ] (Jan 17, 2010) - Category: Music - 15,522,064 - 44,227 likes (98.7%), 561 dislikes (1.3%)
11:00 <Colin> are you calling me out for being gay?
11:00 <TheRon> yes!?
11:00 <doctor> you might need to address that issue on your own
12:00 <silvester> beegees lol
12:00 <beagle> my fav bee gees is stayin alive
12:00 <TheRon> what?
12:00 <silvester> definatly gay
12:00 <beagle> yes, i like to finger your ass while i listen to it.
12:00 <silvester> you have never done that so you wouldnt know
13:00 <TheRon> fuck collingwood
13:00 <beagle> yes i did , it was slimey
13:00 <beagle> why dont you like collingwood arent they from victoria ?
13:00 <doctor> that's a good song
13:00 <beagle> what afl club do vics like ?
13:00 <TheRon> songwriting genius
13:00 <slinky_J> beer hmm yea beer would suffice
13:00 <slinky_J> ima drug myself anyway
14:00 <beagle> lol go out buy some slinky_J
14:00 <beagle> its not weekend forever
14:00 <beagle> not drugs
14:00 <silvester> i have no life
14:00 <beagle> well alcohol i guess ... 
14:00 <silvester> i have no job or gf
14:00 <slinky_J> nah its sunday
14:00 <slinky_J> i have a nice bottle of shiraz
14:00 <beagle> well gf ... job ... do u need ?
14:00 <slinky_J> i just feeeel like i could go some whiskey
14:00 <silvester> i only have a life of irc
14:00 <slinky_J> thats great
15:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=_JoZS6LgqYI
15:00 <silvester> irc is like big bang theory but the people are unemployed and dumb
15:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Bee Gees - You Should Be Dancing (Apr 15, 2010) - Category: Music - 9,653,718 - 25,091 likes (98.4%), 398 dislikes (1.6%)
15:00 <slinky_J> and now you can leave irc
15:00 <silvester> no way
15:00 <silvester> its all i have
16:00 <TheRon> see what beer does
16:00 <beagle> well he is moaning about it
16:00 <beagle> read a book, hire a midnight hooker watch olympics !?
16:00 <silvester> ahhh, drinking alone on irc seems a very popular pastime
17:00 <TheRon> yes!
17:00 <TheRon> irc, technically you're not alone
17:00 <beagle> well i didnt feel alone on paltalk either. i dont know which one i like more tho
17:00 <slinky_J> yer
17:00 <slinky_J> not alone unless you feel alone inside
18:00 <silvester> im not alone, i have irc family and friends
18:00 <silvester> better than real life friends
18:00 <TheRon> i usually have 24 friends
18:00 <beagle> well, i am on chatrooms as my pc hasnt arrived for games, and cause i like chatten with people.
18:00 <TheRon> sadly some f them die
18:00 <beagle> ive more than 24 not always online tho
18:00 <slinky_J> ye well they die their loss
18:00 <slinky_J> NO BOOZE FOR THE DEAD!
18:00 <beagle> yes mine too ron some of them. they had problems they couldnt deal with.
18:00 <beagle> LOL slinky_J
19:00 <slinky_J> aye
19:00 <slinky_J> and they dont tell tales i hear so when i go im takin ALL OF YOU WITH ME!
19:00 <slinky_J> no fkn tales then
19:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=A_sY2rjxq6M
19:00 <beagle> when im feeling crazy i feel like sleeping in a bottle shop
19:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Trammps - Disco Inferno (Dec 14, 2008) - Category: Music - 12,545,985 - 32,257 likes (98.3%), 573 dislikes (1.7%)
19:00 <TheRon> this is my funeral song
20:00 <TheRon> the costumes are funny too
20:00 <beagle> new cosplay thing going on in adelaide town
20:00 <beagle> theyre all having fun women wanna join mens cosplay groups. im kinda thinking the men in it are gay tho they dont want em to join
24:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=CS9OO0S5w2k
24:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Village People - YMCA OFFICIAL Music Video 1978 (Sep 22, 2008) - Category: People & Blogs - 42,795,135 - 129,954 likes (97.3%), 3,576 dislikes (2.7%)
24:00 <TheRon> beagle this one's for you
25:00 <slinky_J> i fucken LOVE THE CHANG!
25:00 <TheRon> i reckon beagle is the cowboy
25:00 <beagle> haddnt seen this street version
25:00 <slinky_J> hahahahaaaaaa
26:00 <TheRon> he;s so the cowboy
27:00 <beagle> yes, yes i am !
27:00 <beagle> :S
28:00 <silvester> i love chaps
28:00 <silvester> i want to wear them with the bum cut out
28:00 <beagle> ha ymca
28:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9UaJAnnipkY
28:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Patrick Hernandez - Born to Be Alive - Official Video (Clip Officiel) (Aug 24, 2011) - Category: Music - 6,515,216 - 23,253 likes (97.2%), 682 dislikes (2.8%)
29:00 <beagle> they have a ymca my brother went to it , was in norlunga
29:00 <TheRon> this clip is a pisser
33:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=TBXv37PFcAQ
33:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Daft Punk - Lose Yourself To Dance (Date not found) 0 - Category: Music - 13,914,296 - 65,222 likes (97.6%), 1,601 dislikes (2.4%)
33:00 <slinky_J> fkn hell
34:00 <slinky_J> i h8 when ppl dont pick up their mob cause im callin from home fone n its priv number
34:00 <slinky_J> ffs lol
34:00 <couleurs> yer
34:00 <slinky_J> like she rocked up last week around midnight n i didnt know coz wasnt checkin fb n fone on silent n had headset on neway
34:00 <slinky_J> n i read fb next day n she had really wanted uno n she had vodka lol
35:00 <slinky_J> so i tryin rectify by call n say watev come around this week but she no pick up
37:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s3Q80mk7bxE
37:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: I Want You Back - The Jackson 5 (Jan 10, 2010) - Category: Music - 6,626,644 - 25,218 likes (99.1%), 237 dislikes (0.9%)
37:00 <Matthew> BOOOOOOOO
37:00 <slinky_J> i should have bought two bottles of shiraz
38:00 <TheRon> collingwood won?
41:00 <slinky_J> BYE
41:00 <slinky_J> WISH U HAD A HOT SISTER
41:00 <slinky_J> I would be all OVER that in pm
41:00 <slinky_J> I'd shank dudes, one shank uno cause if I used two shanks it'd just catch on, people calling me 2Shanks, have to change my nick..
46:00 <slinky_J> https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfa1/v/t1.0-9/10568929_793004644055710_5463363774240976722_n.jpg?oh=8293e21ab56bb98fb4cc399c643c5600&oe=54368C33&__gda__=1412808197_5b4dc32197884c3ceaa150f0bf374c20
09:00 <Picard> hello
09:00 <slinky_J> aye bruh
09:00 <slinky_J> my bday in 9 days bring me back a midget thai girl 
09:00 <slinky_J> <3
10:00 <Lumeah> lol
10:00 <slinky_J> lols
10:00 <slinky_J> toasted sangas for dinner!
11:00 <Matthew> oh dear... what an unfortunate surname...
12:00 <Matthew> https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BtZCFtZIcAATGte.jpg:large
12:00 <Picard> lol
13:00 <Picard> what about a midget ladyboy
14:00 <slinky_J> yea thatll do
14:00 <slinky_J> the little faggot thing
14:00 <Picard> Matthew did that name get you erect?
14:00 <Picard> lol slinky_J
14:00 <slinky_J> ill shove a branch up its arse and cook 
14:00 <slinky_J> and eat the fkn thing
14:00 <slinky_J> AUTHENTIC THAI LADYBOY 
14:00 <slinky_J> lols
14:00 <Matthew> no... but this did:
14:00 <Matthew> https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Bs_VeTNCYAEYqyq.jpg:large
14:00 <Matthew> I can't stop laughing lol
14:00 <Picard> you vile excuse for a human
15:00 <Matthew> and this:
15:00 <Matthew> https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Bs1MtuOIYAArB29.jpg:large
15:00 <Matthew> BAHAHAHAHHAHHA
15:00 <Picard> enough
16:00 <Picard> lets talk about thai ladyboys
16:00 <Picard> Lish hello darling how are you
16:00 <Lish> Tired 
16:00 <Lish> You
16:00 <Picard> sore
17:00 <Lish> Why
18:00 <Picard> fucked my back and neck
18:00 <Lish> How
18:00 <Picard> and i couldnt get in for a massage friday
18:00 <Picard> fell off a fucking ladder
18:00 <simba> lol
18:00 <simba> dopey old cunt
19:00 <Picard> well it was more the ladder fell from under me
19:00 <Picard> fucking uneven ground on a building site
19:00 <simba> a bad workman always blames his tools
19:00 <Picard> how would you know that?
20:00 <Picard> your on the fucking dole 
20:00 <Lish> Oh haha
20:00 <Lish> I hurt from tobogganing today 
20:00 <Picard> ok Lish
20:00 <simba> because youre a bad workman and you always blame your tools
20:00 <Picard> incorrect
22:00 <simba> its basic stuff to make sure your ladder is supported by even ground
23:00 <simba> very amateur, andrew
23:00 <Picard> thats a typical commment from a bloke who has never been on a worksite
23:00 <Picard> if i did everything by the book id never get out of the ute
24:00 <Picard> so many sites have 100's of oh&s issues
24:00 <Matthew> I can't stop laughing
25:00 <Picard> thats better then crying, please continue
25:00 <ness> peeps,does anyone have any suggestions for a birthday function in melbourne?
25:00 <ness> as in venues
26:00 <Picard> what age?
26:00 <Picard> what budget?
26:00 <ness> middle age
27:00 <ness> budget, well not a rip
27:00 <Picard> how many guests?
27:00 <ness> i don't know, 30
27:00 <Picard> fuck some of these kids on the voice can sing
27:00 <simba> i bin on plenty of worksites m8
28:00 <Picard> simba jumping the fence at night to steal the copper wiring doesnt count mate
28:00 <simba> why would anyone want to steal copper wiring
28:00 <simba> where were u going with that one 
28:00 <simba> id like 2 see
28:00 <Picard> ness do u want a restaurant or a club?
28:00 <Picard> lol simba its common
29:00 <ness> not a club
29:00 <Picard> steal it, sell it to the scrap merchants for cash
29:00 <Picard> cunts even steal it off the train line signal towers
29:00 <Picard> scrap copper is worth shitloads
29:00 <simba> i dont really know of that world im not a low enough class sorry
30:00 <Picard> ness why dont you try a restaurant at crown
30:00 <Picard> most will do a set menu at a reasonable price
30:00 <Picard> simba you dont watch news reports or read newspapers?
31:00 <simba> no why are the copper wire terrorists front page atm
31:00 <Picard> fuck sake
31:00 <Picard> you are a fucking moron
32:00 <slinky_J> lol simba
33:00 <simba> lol
33:00 <simba> all this grease... it will be perfect for my fries tonight !!
33:00 <Picard> faggot
34:00 <Picard> Delta looks like she needs a huge cock in her
34:00 <Colin> good evening folks
34:00 <Colin> how's it going?
35:00 <Picard> Colin hello
35:00 <Colin> hi Picard  how are you?
36:00 <Picard> im fine thanks Colon
37:00 <Colin> how  goes your evening? well I hope
37:00 <Picard> fucking awesme
38:00 <slinky_J> i want a RDR 2
38:00 <slinky_J> sigh
38:00 <Picard> you want a smack in the head :)
38:00 <Picard> sigh
39:00 <simba> DDR 2
39:00 <simba> dance dance revolution
39:00 <slinky_J> making awesome turk bread
39:00 <slinky_J> pocket sanga
39:00 <slinky_J> <3
40:00 <slinky_J> MIRIN BRO
44:00 <slinky_J> lol
45:00 <beagle> Based on the encephalization quotient, the brightest animals on the planet are humans, followed great apes, porpoises, and elephants. 
45:00 <beagle> which is based on brain size for size of the animal
46:00 <Picard> Matthew
46:00 <Picard> Matthew i need some advice from you
46:00 <beagle> yes picard the condom that wont break when u fuck anus is right for you
47:00 <Colin> Picard: don't get advice from Matthew, he is a classless bogan
47:00 <Colin> with no taste, either
47:00 <beagle> ha matthew cant stop laughing atm he said
47:00 <beagle> try getting his attention :P
47:00 <Picard> beagle u had me on ignore, what happened?
47:00 <beagle> lol i know i was just saying that to myself
47:00 <Picard> Matthew im being serious
47:00 <beagle> fucking mirc !
47:00 <Picard> fucken moron
47:00 <Picard> beagle
48:00 <beagle> nope i cant hear a moron, now youre on ignore.
48:00 <Picard> u are a moron beagle
49:00 <Colin> youm ade him quit Picard 
49:00 <Picard> lol
49:00 <Picard> faggot
49:00 <Picard> i wanted to ask a serious question
50:00 <Picard> going to K.L next month and was going to ask if he had been there and where he would suggest i stay
50:00 <Picard> looking at the Parkroyal atm
50:00 <fawks> ok
51:00 <Picard> anyone been there?
52:00 <milk> stay in a brothel
52:00 <couleurs> no sorry i don't visit third world countries
53:00 <Picard> kl is third world?
53:00 <Picard> wtf
55:00 <simba> kl is good if youre just staying in the airport
55:00 <Picard> nuh spenind 4 nights there
56:00 <Picard> spending*
56:00 <Picard> Parkroyal looks close to everything 
56:00 <Picard> monorail station close also
56:00 <fawks> mono raiiiiil
56:00 <fawks> mono rail
56:00 <fawks> monoraaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiilllllllllllll
56:00 <Picard> fuck up u lebo cunt
57:00 <doctor> no need for that Picard, you can be nice to fawks
57:00 <Picard> no
57:00 <simba> no racism andrew its not 1970 anymore ur not in ur prime
57:00 <Picard> she wont show me her feet
57:00 <doctor> naughty!
57:00 <fawks> fuk up u lebo cunt
57:00 <Picard> lol i wasnt born u stupid cunt
57:00 <Picard> make me a kebab u bitch
57:00 <Picard> go easy on the chilli
57:00 <fawks> were you a testtube baby
58:00 <fawks> lol imagine you fitting in a testtube
58:00 <fawks> LOL
58:00 <fawks> fuk up u lebo cunt
59:00 <Picard> u racist bitch
59:00 <Picard> dont u dis my heritage or i will come gang rape u
59:00 <fawks> fuk up u fuk 
59:00 <Loof> what's a good brand laptop
59:00 <Loof> ?
59:00 <fawks> appel
59:00 <beagle> im a lebo
59:00 <simba> me 2
59:00 <beagle> my gf is too , she has a moustache
59:00 <Loof> for under a grand
00:00 <Picard> me 2
00:00 <slinky_J> oh ye bro
00:00 <slinky_J> loof like
00:00 <fawks> toshiba
00:00 <slinky_J> was gonna getta ps4 onna monday
00:00 <slinky_J> and he ddint
00:00 <slinky_J> coz shop was shut bro
00:00 <Loof> k ty
00:00 <simba> why would anyone want a ps4
00:00 <slinky_J> Im loof
00:00 <slinky_J> i scored 52
00:00 <slinky_J> outta 60
00:00 <simba> dont troll loof
00:00 <simba> josh
00:00 <Loof> i'm getting one when gta v comes out for it
00:00 <slinky_J> FINE!!
00:00 <slinky_J> lols
01:00 <beagle> i did this psychology test once n got 15/16
01:00 <Loof> i already have a beast pc pandas you cumstain
01:00 <British^Meat> ask if you can have slinky_J's he doesnt use it
01:00 <Loof> i just need a latptop
01:00 <simba> im getting a ps5
01:00 <British^Meat> he just has one........ because
01:00 <beagle> it was to do with society and way people live , shop etc
01:00 <slinky_J> hahahahaha
01:00 <slinky_J> a beast pc
01:00 <slinky_J> for me
01:00 <slinky_J> would cost 500 smackz
01:00 <beagle> yeah, get rid that old laptop and buy a cool pc
01:00 <Loof> pandas and his sad xbox
01:00 <slinky_J> and sell for twice
01:00 <Loof> 720p crap
01:00 <British^Meat> yer what happened to your pc Joshy?
01:00 <beagle> lol 
01:00 <slinky_J> lol 720
01:00 <British^Meat> U said u were getting one and that "it didnt fit in your mates car"
01:00 <slinky_J> dont read  much  doo ya
01:00 <British^Meat> has he got a bigger car yet?
02:00 <Loof> lol he lies so much
02:00 <Loof> should be execute
02:00 <simba> lol
02:00 <simba> how does a pc not fit in a car
02:00 <British^Meat> how small is his car? or how big is the pc!?
02:00 <slinky_J> bm we arent friends or nething
02:00 <simba> must be smaller than those tiny smart cars
02:00 <couleurs> ps4!!!!!!!
02:00 <Loof> his pc uses valves
02:00 <slinky_J> even b1 is sick of ur crap
02:00 <British^Meat> I dunno, i can fit my mountain bike in mine, and i own a baleno :/
02:00 <slinky_J> my laptop works just fine thx loof
03:00 <slinky_J> British^Meat is on fiiiree tonight..
03:00 <British^Meat> nah, ive said my bit :)
03:00 <Loof> i'm thinking of this it has a NVIDIA® GeForce® 840M
03:00 <slinky_J> reminds me of the kid that would bitch when they lose at NBA jam
03:00 <Loof> http://www.dell.com/au/p/inspiron-15-3542-laptop/pd?oc=x510402au&model_id=inspiron-15-3542-laptop
03:00 <Loof> and touch
03:00 <British^Meat> `ps3 4 lyf
03:00 <slinky_J> uno back in the days when you werent in OZ..
03:00 <Loof> let's play simba and bm
03:00 <slinky_J> good times.
04:00 <slinky_J> indoor cricket
04:00 <beagle> basketball games eh, hrm i might try one
04:00 <beagle> dya like baseball games i use to play the psp one
04:00 <slinky_J> coming to realise girls are pretty
04:00 <Loof> can you host rooftop rumble yet simba?
04:00 <slinky_J> Satan is a bad dude..
04:00 <simba> nah i think thats pretty close !!!!!!!!!!
04:00 <beagle> slinky_J the paltalk women are pretty. 
04:00 <Loof> nice
04:00 <beagle> but yeah
04:00 <beagle> miles and miles away!
04:00 <British^Meat> posse meet up in simbas pad
04:00 <slinky_J> nice if they are pretty man
05:00 <slinky_J> POSSE
05:00 <beagle> yes. asian, american, uk and australians
05:00 <slinky_J> y coz he is an op?
05:00 <slinky_J> LET IT BE WRITTEN IN GOLD ACROSS THE SKY!
05:00 <beagle> if you think asians in porno websites r ugly they sure arent all ugly, the ones on paltalk are beautiful
06:00 <British^Meat> simba R U recording the Voice on Playtv?
06:00 <simba> yes sire
06:00 <beagle> playtv was blurry video
06:00 <beagle> and laggy as fuck
06:00 <simba> play tv is on over there from the footy today
06:00 <beagle> shimmon can have it
06:00 <simba> i must plug it back in over here
06:00 <beagle> he can be a cunt sometimes he said 'carspokes i saw your mother at the casino'
06:00 <beagle> lol, i guess.
06:00 <beagle> cant remember how i responded
07:00 <beagle> probably just laffed
07:00 <simba> is that ur name beagle? carspokes
07:00 <British^Meat> you're doing it again chad :)
07:00 <British^Meat> remember what i told you?
07:00 <beagle> do i care what you tell me , dan ?
07:00 <British^Meat> About relaying useless information? and saying this in 15 sentances that can take one?
07:00 <beagle> are you my fucking boss dan
07:00 <British^Meat> hey, dont shoot the messenger
07:00 <Loof> poor retarded chad
07:00 <simba> yes dan is the fucking boss
08:00 <British^Meat> played against beagle on GTA5
08:00 <British^Meat> he was bored in 5 mins
08:00 <beagle> i dont recall dan
08:00 <Loof> lol
08:00 <British^Meat> doesnt surprise me
08:00 <Loof> attention span of a slug
08:00 <beagle> yeah, that would been while ago !
09:00 <beagle> i aint had a ps3 for few months
09:00 <British^Meat> acording to my ps3 it was............
09:00 <beagle> but i think soonish about under a year they said american 'fall' or autumn. then theres gta5 on pc.
09:00 <British^Meat> 5 months ago
09:00 <beagle> lol i dont know when america is in autumn umm perhaps later this year or now !
09:00 <beagle> oh ok
09:00 <beagle> what u mean allready is gta5 on pc ? yeah well, i would assume that you'd need a fucking fast pc for that game
10:00 <beagle> hopefully this one i bought will run it
10:00 <beagle> probably will.
10:00 <Picard> back
10:00 <beagle> really dont know. but it has medium video and high clock speed :)
10:00 <beagle> 720p yes, perhaps 1080p but doubt it really
10:00 <beagle> for 60fps .
10:00 <beagle> brb
11:00 <beagle> back
12:00 <simba> god
12:00 <beagle> gee, youre interactive with so much braincells , simba
12:00 <beagle> :D
12:00 <British^Meat> he just called u smart
13:00 <British^Meat> u jumpin online Loof|GTA?
13:00 <simba> i reckon hes forgotten he has me on ignore cos hes been sorta asking me things but cant read replies
13:00 <Picard> idiot
13:00 <damio> lol
13:00 <British^Meat> lol
13:00 <Picard> wtf drugs is he on
13:00 <Loof|GTA> yeah
14:00 <couleurs> c u oneline u guys
14:00 <simba> lets all go onelined
14:00 <British^Meat> join simbas gang thing
14:00 <British^Meat> its like, THE best Jerry, the best!
14:00 <simba> theres room in the car 4 u couleurs
14:00 <simba> theres room in the phat ass white girls crew 
14:00 <British^Meat> im wrapping on up, then i'll be on
15:00 <couleurs> ok
18:00 <couleurs> i have 2 find the game cos it's not FiFa 
20:00 <couleurs> Bye bee_girl
21:00 <Picard> http://www.tripadvisor.com.au/ShowTopic-g293920-i5037-k5580180-Phi_Phi_Sunrise_tour_with_Simba-Phuket.html
21:00 <Picard> wtf simba??
22:00 <Picard> Please correct me if I am wrong but I am sure that you would see the sunrise on the horizon. Secondly, if you wish to see the sunrise you may need to get up in the morning   <----this cunt is a genius
23:00 <simba> what Picard
23:00 <simba> what
24:00 <Picard> simba u are a tour guide in phuket?
24:00 <simba> ahh yes stelle-89 a fine piece of ass
24:00 <simba> my ps3 games that arent fifa are in a box in the corner gathering dust labelled 'NOT FIFA'
24:00 <slinky_J> mm snickers almond
25:00 <slinky_J> lols
25:00 <slinky_J> NO FIFA!
25:00 <simba> im oneline
25:00 <couleurs> ok i'm comeing
27:00 <couleurs> i haven't put this game in for like 4 months so there's an update
27:00 <Loof|GTA> i gotta do some gta shopping
27:00 <Loof|GTA> see how much the sniper rifle is
30:00 <Loof|GTA> awww yeah lvl 22
30:00 <Colin> Picard: 
31:00 <Colin> are you gay?
31:00 <Picard> no
31:00 <Picard> not tonight
31:00 <Picard> you?
31:00 <Colin> yes
31:00 <Colin> why do you say not tonight?
31:00 <Colin> does it change each night?
31:00 <Picard> yes
31:00 <simba> FUCK
31:00 <Picard> no simba
32:00 <simba> i can now do it Loof|GTA 
34:00 <simba> meat is in
34:00 <Doodle> thats what she said
35:00 <couleurs> what level am i am i still level 4
35:00 <slinky_J> o yea full
35:00 <slinky_J> ima so nap sometime
35:00 <slinky_J> get a xbox one simba
37:00 <couleurs> no i am level 5 now in your faces
38:00 <simba> fuk
39:00 <simba> Judaism is Racism - Stop these genocidal maniacs before they come for you!
39:00 <simba> join my crew
39:00 <slinky_J> lol
39:00 <slinky_J> comin fo ya
39:00 <simba> jew army - comin 4 ya [hoodlum remix]
40:00 <simba> this guy is level 487 wtf
40:00 <couleurs> wtf rednecks killed me
41:00 <couleurs> hold on i'm buying a guns
41:00 <slinky_J> llllll
41:00 <simba> wow that one double paid 
41:00 <simba> im rich biatch!! - dave chappele
45:00 <Loof|GTA> joined your session
46:00 <Loof|GTA> your mic sucks bm :P
46:00 <British^Meat> ikr :)
46:00 <British^Meat> simba gone awol
47:00 <simba> u
48:00 <simba> im ready
48:00 <simba> ill join ur server ??
48:00 <simba> i just made seriouse money
48:00 <British^Meat> i want money
49:00 <B1-not-here> you make double rp and double money this weekend
49:00 <simba> matching sultans= ownage
49:00 <simba> thats wooten
49:00 <simba> lol
50:00 <simba> #melbourne server
50:00 <simba> 3 of us in here
50:00 <simba> every1 join!!!!!!
50:00 <couleurs> i'm buyen clothes 
52:00 <couleurs> lmao hipster outfits
52:00 <British^Meat> hook in couleurs
52:00 <slinky_J> hold me whilst i nap simba
52:00 <slinky_J> and when i die you can eat my brain
52:00 <Loof|GTA> k i'm joining your session simba
52:00 <slinky_J> it wont give you powers.
52:00 <slinky_J> LoofGTA
53:00 <couleurs> ok
53:00 <couleurs> i'm joining
54:00 <simba> loof and b1 can fight it off in gta in the #melbourne server
57:00 <simba> coming 2 pick u up
57:00 <simba> listening to non stop pop
57:00 <British^Meat> who dont i shoot?
58:00 <simba> children
58:00 <couleurs> women
59:00 <couleurs> waahoooe
00:00 <couleurs> did u steal ur car from vin diesel simba 
00:00 <simba> this is he official fast and the furious 1 car
01:00 <simba> lets go meat these assholes
03:00 <couleurs> this car sux
04:00 <simba> get inthis 1 then steal 1 when it comes up
04:00 <simba> be a **sULTAN __ bROTHER ((
04:00 <couleurs> i'm stuk in da fenced
05:00 <simba> lol
05:00 <simba> kopz
06:00 <couleurs> your car is fast!!!!!!
06:00 <couleurs> sheesh how are they still following
06:00 <simba> kum
07:00 <couleurs> sweet
07:00 <simba> bounty
07:00 <simba> hes gonna come out
07:00 <simba> and be money
08:00 <couleurs> i'm chillen in da backseat thank u
08:00 <simba> then we do job
09:00 <simba> this is the rhythm of the night
09:00 <couleurs> you guys got way higher levels
09:00 <simba> loofs in his house masturbating
10:00 <couleurs> i'm stealing your stereo bro
10:00 <simba> whats this kunt doin
11:00 <simba> wtf
12:00 <couleurs> who was that?
12:00 <British^Meat> sorry!
12:00 <simba> lololl whgat the fuck happened
12:00 <simba> he spawned out right next 2 us or something
12:00 <British^Meat> auto aimed simba
13:00 <Loof|GTA> sorry couldn't find my vape
14:00 <simba> why is he still a bounty
15:00 <couleurs> opps
15:00 <British^Meat> wow weird u got it
15:00 <simba> bad glitchen
15:00 <simba> stereo man needs sultan
16:00 <couleurs> i should buy a guns
16:00 <Loof|GTA> i hate giant asteroids appear in the middle of the road blocking the entire road just before
16:00 <Loof|GTA> everywhere i drove
16:00 <simba> lol i saw them
17:00 <Loof|GTA> invite me
18:00 <simba> ur ion the server
18:00 <Loof|GTA> yep
18:00 <simba> lmao he escaped
18:00 <simba> ok ill do a mishen
18:00 <Loof|GTA> kool
18:00 <simba> wooten
19:00 <simba> ur all invited.. 2  aparty
19:00 <British^Meat> im gonna die arent i
19:00 <couleurs> i need 2 level up bad
20:00 <simba> kill in2 the garage and watch 4 cars of baddies theyll get ya
21:00 <couleurs> lol
21:00 <simba> loilll
21:00 <Loof|GTA> fucking asteroids
21:00 <couleurs> stupid rox
21:00 <British^Meat> lol
22:00 <simba> jbrp8fusgbuyirdfghhgfdpsduihgfuosdhf
22:00 <couleurs> omggg i need a bigger guns
22:00 <Loof|GTA> lol finger slipped and i lost cover
22:00 <Loof|GTA> go go go!
23:00 <simba> i blew it
23:00 <simba> re set
23:00 <Loof|GTA> try again?
23:00 <simba> r2
24:00 <Resool> Hello everybody
25:00 <couleurs> hi docter nick
26:00 <Resool> Hello coleurs
26:00 <Resool> Sorry couleurs 
28:00 <simba> if u blow that  car w/ docs in it the missions over
28:00 <Loof|GTA> dayum
29:00 <simba> lol
30:00 <Loof|GTA> was funny in the campaign when they tore one of these houses stilts down
30:00 <simba> yea
30:00 <simba> ok phew
30:00 <simba> i did that once before crashed my car in that pool
30:00 <Loof|GTA> awww yeah! 15 grand
30:00 <British^Meat> hah awesome
31:00 <simba> oh shoulda been more
31:00 <simba> i did it on normal tho
31:00 <couleurs> you guys killed every1 before i got their what is this
31:00 <Loof|GTA> well we're all noobs so that was probably best
31:00 <British^Meat> lol yup
31:00 <simba> we did it we killed the bad gys
31:00 <simba> im up 4 races
32:00 <Loof|GTA> k
32:00 <couleurs> at least i've leveled up by 2 woo hoo i am on my way 2 becomeing a killer
32:00 <British^Meat> doh flailed
33:00 <couleurs> Jewel u had 1 good song!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
33:00 <Jewel> i know couleurs
33:00 <simba> #melbourne annual race 2014
33:00 <simba> feat. Jewel
34:00 <Jewel> lol
35:00 <simba> DXgdfjfchg
37:00 <couleurs> jtryshjwtjrys
38:00 <British^Meat> tii many crashes
38:00 <British^Meat> too
38:00 <couleurs> Jewel distracted me
39:00 <couleurs> i crashed like 4 times
39:00 <simba> good 1 Jewel
40:00 <Jewel> thanks simba
40:00 <couleurs> there should be a fifa mode where we play fifa with guns
41:00 <British^Meat> or steal each others balls
44:00 <B1-not-here> Bastardly_One
44:00 <couleurs> y did i pick a bucket 4 a car
45:00 <Bastardly_One> oops
45:00 <milk> anyone seen a muscle man with the vice squad on speed dial?
45:00 <milk> hello?
45:00 <British^Meat> me cars fucked
45:00 <milk> I'm looking for a muscle man with the vice squad on speed dial
45:00 <simba> dude no i bet 2 grand on myself
46:00 <simba> good racen
46:00 <British^Meat> dammit, i didnt even see the bikes
46:00 <British^Meat> nice loof
46:00 <simba> bookmarking that 1 4 bikes
46:00 <couleurs> i thought this car was gonna be good
47:00 <simba> HIPSTER DEATH RALLY
47:00 <couleurs> hi milk i am your muscle man
47:00 <Bastardly_One> GTAing are you kids?
48:00 <couleurs> yea
48:00 <Bastardly_One> I challenge you all to a push bike race
48:00 <Bastardly_One> I cannot be beaten
48:00 <couleurs> come onelined
48:00 <Bastardly_One> on the beach one
48:00 <couleurs> i'm almost level 9 now!!!!!
48:00 <simba> set 1 up
48:00 <Bastardly_One> heh
48:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm level ... shit 
48:00 <Bastardly_One> 65?
49:00 <Bastardly_One> give it time to load
49:00 <Bastardly_One> and me time to spew for real
49:00 <Bastardly_One> and we might have a deal
49:00 <Bastardly_One> I did something stupid this morning
49:00 <Bastardly_One> paying the price for it now
49:00 <Bastardly_One> vomit city
49:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
49:00 <simba> drink cum?
50:00 <Bastardly_One> 6 vals on an empty stomach
50:00 <Bastardly_One> 2 is bad enough on an empty stomach
51:00 <Bastardly_One> oh, dont do tour of the lake
51:00 <Bastardly_One> that bike is too big for it 
52:00 <British^Meat> invite plox got booter :/
52:00 <Bastardly_One> ffs
52:00 <Bastardly_One> how long does this game take to lod
52:00 <Bastardly_One> *load
53:00 <simba> fuck
53:00 <Bastardly_One> I swear today it's taking longer than usual
53:00 <simba> what bike
53:00 <couleurs> stupid car
53:00 <couleurs> was going good 4 a bit
53:00 <Bastardly_One> huh?
54:00 <Bastardly_One> oh the Sovereign
54:00 <Bastardly_One> it's a fixed race
54:00 <couleurs> black niger 1
54:00 <Bastardly_One> that's the only one you can use
54:00 <simba> ok ill rmemeber that
54:00 <Bastardly_One> and dont race the liberator
54:00 <simba> im inviting every1 to this
55:00 <Bastardly_One> in that forced one either 
55:00 <Bastardly_One> that is one bitch to control
55:00 <couleurs> i need 2 get 2 lvl 10 yeah!!!!!!
55:00 <Picard> Bastardly_One u old cunt
55:00 <Bastardly_One> oh thril in the hills?
55:00 <simba> double digits
55:00 <Picard> your not dead yet
55:00 <Bastardly_One> you're on cunt
55:00 <couleurs> i'm unlocken shit now bich!!!!
56:00 <simba> b1s not gonna make it
56:00 <Bastardly_One> nup
56:00 <Loof> who was musichum?
56:00 <Bastardly_One> go for it 
56:00 <Loof> or whatever
56:00 <simba> not sure
56:00 <Bastardly_One> I just got ill
56:00 <Loof> they voted dislike, gay
57:00 <Bastardly_One> stereohum?
57:00 <simba> prob a sooky baby
57:00 <Bastardly_One> that's couleurs
57:00 <Loof> yeah was after they lost
57:00 <simba> lol
57:00 <couleurs> =)
57:00 <simba> 666
57:00 <Bastardly_One> you guys do that race
57:00 <Picard> i am the man!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
57:00 <Picard> loooooooooooooooollllllllllllllllllllllllll
57:00 <Bastardly_One> hopefully my stomach calms
58:00 <Bastardly_One> I just and I mean just made it to the toilet
58:00 <Bastardly_One> spew city
58:00 <Bastardly_One> didn't know a human had that much bile
59:00 <Bastardly_One> you guys probably need the practice
59:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm a pro racer don't ya know
59:00 <Bastardly_One> British Meat has seen me even try to drive ... so how that's possible I dont know
59:00 <Loof> right i'm going to eat a ludicrous amount of pasta
00:00 <Bastardly_One> trying to be a smart arse, go hooning down the road and yeah straight off my bike
00:00 <Bastardly_One> about 5 times on the way to one pissy job at the beachfront
01:00 <Bastardly_One> you know you get xp voting on races right?
03:00 <simba> i forgot not to choose the banshee
03:00 <couleurs> thug life
03:00 <Bastardly_One> not to choose
03:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
04:00 <Bastardly_One> they're fucks to turn at a speed huh?
04:00 <BlackDevil> banshee is a good tv show
04:00 <simba> should do the sultan only race thats sweet
04:00 <simba> im gonna go chop then come back and race more feat. b1
04:00 <simba> and kill him !!!!!!!!!!!!
04:00 <Bastardly_One> it is actually BlackDevil
04:00 <Bastardly_One> lol 
05:00 <Bastardly_One> can we make it a motorbike race?
05:00 <Bastardly_One> I can't drive sports cars
05:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
05:00 <simba> yea we were doin bikes 
05:00 <simba> loof won 1
05:00 <simba> we'll do everthing
05:00 <BlackDevil> yea because there are boobies
05:00 <British^Meat> group pic
06:00 <BlackDevil> and sex
06:00 <Bastardly_One> give Me a sec ... I've got the tiniest bit left too 
06:00 <Bastardly_One> I'll chop up the tiny bit I have left until tomorrow
06:00 <Bastardly_One> if I can stop dry reaching
06:00 <Bastardly_One> ffs
06:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm gonna have to turn off chat
07:00 <simba> thank u 4 the lift British^Meat
07:00 <Bastardly_One> Oh , thanks ... I better take shit off the fact you can't get in my cars
08:00 <Bastardly_One> OMG!
08:00 <Bastardly_One> I'll tell you soon as I come online
08:00 <Bastardly_One> know how cold it is?
08:00 <Bastardly_One> I am sweating and coughing and trying to breathe
09:00 <Picard> Years teach us more than books.
09:00 <Picard> Berthold Auerbach
09:00 <couleurs> cum
09:00 <British^Meat> get in
10:00 <couleurs> where's my car i think i lost it
10:00 <Bastardly_One> Oh, you haven't got a home even have ya?
10:00 <couleurs> nope
10:00 <Bastardly_One> I wonder if I can give you money
10:00 <Bastardly_One> I have that much it's pathetic :P
10:00 <couleurs> i got like 40k now i think
10:00 <couleurs> I'm Awesome !!
11:00 <Bastardly_One> Ive nearly 1 and a half mil
11:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm saving for a tank
11:00 <Bastardly_One> to go with my helicopter antics
11:00 <Bastardly_One> I troll people to come kill me 
11:00 <Bastardly_One> then get a helicopter and hunt them
11:00 <Bastardly_One> :D
12:00 <beagle> burp
12:00 <British^Meat> lol
12:00 <couleurs> who was that?
13:00 <British^Meat> some dude wgho must die
13:00 <beagle> this carbonarra dinner is not bad
13:00 <couleurs> wtf y did i respawn in front of him
13:00 <beagle> foodlands got large pasta meals that last 2 weeks but theyre 13 bucks each
14:00 <beagle> way theyre so tasty they wont last 2 weeks
15:00 <Bastardly_One> so, should I "join friends"?
15:00 <beagle> burp
15:00 <beagle> bee
16:00 <simba> yea
16:00 <simba> lets rock n role
16:00 <Bastardly_One> no shit, soon as I said that I started coughing *sighs*
16:00 <Bastardly_One> why is it each time I wanna play you guys something happens?
16:00 <simba> would it be unethical to just nip this 1 in the bud and ban beehhh cos hes gonna be talking about the hail and stuff
16:00 <simba> holy shit British^Meat just got a 9k bounty
16:00 <British^Meat> couleurs
16:00 <Bastardly_One> for days BM and I had issues connectting
16:00 <British^Meat> come get dis bounty
17:00 <Bastardly_One> did he? *G*
17:00 <simba> go get em boy
17:00 <couleurs> but i wanna buy a jacket
17:00 <beehhh> jeff kennett, ted beilure, steve bracks now denis napthine
17:00 <British^Meat> dats it
17:00 <simba> i survived 1 earlier today i just flew high in a chopper for 40 mins
17:00 <British^Meat> run me over
17:00 <simba> and watched videos holding down r2
17:00 <beehhh> which i had a pic of them together
18:00 <Bastardly_One> hurry the fuck up
18:00 <British^Meat> lol
18:00 <Bastardly_One> how long does it take?
18:00 <simba> ima share some cash
18:00 <Bastardly_One> join cunt
18:00 <beehhh> not many wanna  migrate to darwin
18:00 <beehhh> good sign it is
18:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm about to have a tantrum
18:00 <couleurs> sorry 4 killen u
18:00 <Bastardly_One> Oh yay!
18:00 <beehhh> i mean topend northern territory
19:00 <simba> i wanna go clothes shopping 2
19:00 <beagle> "i am beehhh i am a traveller that sits in miri" :P
19:00 <Bastardly_One> who's therapewhistle?
19:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
19:00 <Bastardly_One> what a name
19:00 <Bastardly_One> they just invited me to a race
19:00 <beehhh> my next door chap got his 17" new alienware worth a look
19:00 <beagle> alienware ? kewl.
20:00 <beagle> i guess... never known anyone to buy it as its expensive
20:00 <beehhh> i'll get now the aqua blue HP
20:00 <beehhh> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lnfdrWAV99c
20:00 <beagle> :)
20:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Northern Territory, Australia - Share Our Story (Jan 29, 2008) - Category: Travel & Events - 44,662 - 49 likes (98%), 1 dislikes (2%)
20:00 <Bastardly_One> Ok
20:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm riding around on My THRUST
20:00 <Bastardly_One> *thrusts*
20:00 <Bastardly_One> hang on 
21:00 <Bastardly_One> simeon wants a car that is green ... so a special one
21:00 <couleurs> cum
21:00 <beehhh> vaginal thrush
21:00 <beagle> thrash !
21:00 <Bastardly_One> Oh
22:00 <beagle> i feel kind of high, but not horny
22:00 <Bastardly_One> trevor mission
22:00 <Bastardly_One> who wants in?
22:00 <beagle> each time in a hangover the surge of testosterone makes me horny but i am so fucking tired
22:00 <beehhh> http://www.patient.co.uk/health/vaginal-thrush
22:00 <Loof> beehhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i need
22:00 <Loof> u
22:00 <beagle> havent had a drink for 2 days , and dont really like what happened last time i went nuts thought heard voices
22:00 <Loof> what laptop u getting?
22:00 <beehhh> this one Loof
22:00 <simba> im going jeans shopping first
22:00 <couleurs> wtf i had passive mode on i didn't even no
23:00 <Bastardly_One> do you cunts want a trevor mission or not?
23:00 <beehhh> http://www8.hp.com/my/en/products/laptops/product-detail.html?oid=7104054
23:00 <Bastardly_One> gaylords
23:00 <Bastardly_One> hurry up
23:00 <Bastardly_One> trevor missions are always fun
23:00 <beehhh> not arrive yet need to wait for 2more weeks
23:00 <beagle> that computer is kind of slow beehhh
23:00 <beehhh> sitting naked of good for flatulance
24:00 <beagle> it isnt too bad. but pay bit more if youre into gaming, for one with a 2gb video card which is atleast high end
24:00 <beagle> er medium i mean lol
24:00 <beehhh> nope i checked it is faster than my current one
24:00 <beagle> high end is like $2100
24:00 <beehhh> yeah but better than the hpx360
24:00 <beagle> mmmmm k
24:00 <beagle> u were talking about the 360 
24:00 <beagle> so its a laptop
24:00 <beagle> hrmmm u wanted that one first
24:00 <Bastardly_One> oh
24:00 <beagle> now u change mind to this one , its cheap i hope its kind of slow
24:00 <Bastardly_One> and crate is on the way 
24:00 <beehhh> http://ark.intel.com/products/81016/Intel-Core-i5-4210U-Processor-3M-Cache-up-to-2_70-GHz
24:00 <Bastardly_One> nie
24:00 <beagle> intel video ?
25:00 <Bastardly_One> *nice
25:00 <beehhh> actual speed is 2.7
25:00 <beagle> buy that one ! yep. american prices lol so cheap
25:00 <beehhh> beats audio i but if i were in usa i'd get this beagle
26:00 <Bastardly_One> crate dropped 
26:00 <Bastardly_One> couleurs
26:00 <Bastardly_One> lets go
26:00 <beagle> the laptop i had from harvey norman had beats audio the sound wasnt bad for a laptop at all. but it only worked on single core.... and its video card the 840m had no driver
26:00 <beehhh> laptops are cheaper in usa i heard before
26:00 <beagle> 1/3 price as aus, bee
26:00 <beehhh> http://shopping.hp.com/en_US/home-office/-/products/Laptops/HP-ENVY/J0E42AV?HP-ENVY-x360-15t-Touch
26:00 <beehhh> yeah aust the most expensive in the world
27:00 <beagle> but shipping here is like 200 and we need transformer that matches it , they would charge at 110volts ... n shit
28:00 <Bastardly_One> couleurs
28:00 <beagle> beehhh intel graphics 4400 might be reliable but its pretty fucking gay
28:00 <Bastardly_One> did you see me go past and beep?
28:00 <beagle> nvidia can sometimes overheat tho. perhaps its the choice in the matter
28:00 <beehhh> suppose to be 2100RM here but msia will sell for 4000
28:00 <couleurs> i have 2 join the social thing
28:00 <Bastardly_One> want me to pick you up?
29:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm only a block away
29:00 <beagle> Bastardly_One and couleurs sitting in a tree
29:00 <couleurs> this game sux
29:00 <couleurs> everyone is 20+ levels above me
29:00 <beagle> far as i no couleurs is a girl
29:00 <beagle> but weird enough for Bastardly_One
30:00 <Loof> i'm thinking of a dell: http://www.dell.com/au/p/inspiron-15-3542-laptop/pd?oc=x510402au&model_id=inspiron-15-3542-laptop
30:00 <Bastardly_One> cunt!
30:00 <beehhh> all the bogans n poor people lives at tassie
30:00 <Bastardly_One> that rooti got me 
30:00 <Bastardly_One> I was coming to get him for ya too!
30:00 <beehhh> hi couleurs where you at
30:00 <beehhh> they having dole collecting epidemic
31:00 <Bastardly_One> ok
31:00 <Bastardly_One> when you get a haircut
31:00 <Bastardly_One> get on
31:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm out the front
32:00 <couleurs> shut up beehhh 
32:00 <simba> bounty hunting
32:00 <Bastardly_One> heh
32:00 <Bastardly_One> no what are we up to?
32:00 <Bastardly_One> ready for a mission boys?
32:00 <beehhh> next year im gonna buy this 
32:00 <Bastardly_One> I got one from Lester
32:00 <beehhh> http://www.dell.com/my/p/alienware-17/pd?oc=w510416mywin8&model_id=alienware-17
34:00 <simba> damnn
34:00 <Bastardly_One> what the fuck?
34:00 <simba> im ready
34:00 <Bastardly_One> what was that?
35:00 <simba> ive got an alienware 17" its teh shit
35:00 <Bastardly_One> guess what happened?
35:00 <beehhh> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kcjJ59nGFuY
35:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Sony Xperia Z Ultra Water Proof Test - Plays Video Underwater (Date not found) - Category: People & Blogs - 1,710 - 11 likes (84.6%), 2 dislikes (15.4%)
35:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm running from cops with couleurs
36:00 <Bastardly_One> and we get crushed by  a boulder
36:00 <Bastardly_One> like what?
36:00 <Bastardly_One> in the middle of the city
36:00 <Bastardly_One> there ws all these boulders
36:00 <Bastardly_One> ok
36:00 <couleurs> yea
36:00 <Bastardly_One> a trevor or lester mission
36:00 <Bastardly_One> that was weird hey?
37:00 <Bastardly_One> we'd of lost those cops in 5 more seconds
37:00 <Bastardly_One> so, Lester or Trevor?
37:00 <simba> cumin
37:00 <simba> w8
37:00 <Bastardly_One> Trevor is usually easy
37:00 <beehhh> turmeric
38:00 <beehhh> m8
38:00 <Loof> i'm going to switch to tea
38:00 <beagle> tumeric is hot spicey shit
38:00 <Loof> coffee is killing my high
38:00 <beehhh> turmeric should cook with coconut milk in curry
38:00 <beagle> lol sounds gross
38:00 <Bastardly_One> is Loof and BM playing too?
38:00 <Loof> mmm turmeric
38:00 <beehhh> norell always cooks for me i love that tranny
38:00 <beagle> lol tranny she isnt really is she
39:00 <beagle> norell .. hrm nice name
39:00 <Loof> does she use her "special sauce"?
39:00 <beagle> but is she really a tranny
39:00 <Bastardly_One> oh, and a lester invite to kill a target
39:00 <beehhh> actually she is more than a woman to me - beegees
39:00 <Bastardly_One> nice!
39:00 <Loof> cream of sum yung gui
39:00 <beagle> i dunno how u like a cock on your women i am seriously fond of pussy.
39:00 <beehhh> she penis is very tiny she only like to pleasure me
39:00 <simba> wtf
40:00 <simba> that guys health didnt go down 1 bit
40:00 <simba> these guys r bein dix
40:00 <Bastardly_One> I hate to log out and log in again
40:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
40:00 <milk> oh, I'm not allowed to touch black objects
40:00 <beehhh> beagle loves to eat pussy
40:00 <Bastardly_One> I just crashed so hard
40:00 <Bastardly_One> I lost 3/4s of my health
41:00 <simba> ima host this mission ok
41:00 <Bastardly_One> one sec to reconnect
41:00 <Bastardly_One> it's doing so now
41:00 <beagle> not really. well sometimes. depends if it doesnt taste too bad
41:00 <beagle> usually women are quite clean
42:00 <beagle> i usually wanna do 69 but they dont like it
42:00 <beagle> god only knows sometimes what they DO like
42:00 <milk> go suck off some jews
42:00 <milk> cya
42:00 <beehhh> http://www.sonymobile.com/my/products/phones/xperia-z-ultra/?utm_source=marketing-url&utm_medium=/my/products/phones/xperia-z-ultra/&utm_campaign=www.sonymobile.com/xperia-z-ultra
43:00 <Kynetic> yeah i hate it when i cum on my phone
43:00 <simba> starting
43:00 <simba> British^Meat b rdy
43:00 <British^Meat> dying!!
43:00 <beehhh> the amount i came be enough to sank the titanic twice already
43:00 <Bastardly_One> I decided to take my patriot out
43:00 <Bastardly_One> safer
44:00 <Bastardly_One> if you hear my shit music 
44:00 <Bastardly_One> tell Me and I'll turn it off
44:00 <simba> couleurs r u comin
44:00 <beagle> only thing working lately is irc
44:00 <beehhh> lol
44:00 <beehhh> hi5
44:00 <beehhh> pussy eater
45:00 <beagle> but i had to restart cause browser crashes
45:00 <beagle> until i do.
45:00 <couleurs> i was @ the ATMS
45:00 <beagle> yeah im back beehhh
45:00 <simba> accept quick !!
45:00 <beagle> ya no i dont like doing that really, fucking pussy is 1000x better.
45:00 <Bastardly_One> like 10 seconds
45:00 <Bastardly_One> 5
45:00 <simba> bl
45:00 <simba> heretic-cum
45:00 <beehhh> even though its been with 100s of dick inside
45:00 <simba> Mew = cum
45:00 <couleurs> said it's closed
46:00 <beehhh> still yummy right beagle
46:00 <beagle> only reason i actually well 2 reasons, they enjoy it, sometimes, and it makes them very very wet 
46:00 <beagle> LOL
46:00 <beagle> cause youre not gay you only go straight for dick
46:00 <beagle> you tripper lmao
46:00 <beagle> some folks tell me people 'need' both. a man for sex and a woman to cook
46:00 <beagle> you reminded me of them saying it
47:00 <beagle> they are totally weird tho
47:00 <beagle> just a woman would do for me. i dont need a fucking cock around i allready have one !
47:00 <simba> fuck
47:00 <simba> r2 reset
47:00 <Bastardly_One> oops
47:00 <simba> oh
47:00 <simba> go D J D
48:00 <beagle> no smokes left. just one. ha. gotta wait till tomorro
48:00 <Bastardly_One> I tried to help ya
48:00 <Bastardly_One> going around the other way
48:00 <Bastardly_One> I got cocky
48:00 <simba> i go 2 nuts with the nade launcher i just bought
48:00 <Bastardly_One> didn't cover myself
48:00 <beehhh> beagle aint gay but he likes haging with gays
49:00 <Bastardly_One> he's behind the bin
49:00 <simba> lol close 1
49:00 <Bastardly_One> oh, you found him
49:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
49:00 <beehhh> hanging
49:00 <simba> dj is doin it
49:00 <beagle> oh sometimes. doesnt make a guy gay.
49:00 <Bastardly_One> go get all the money man!
49:00 <Bastardly_One> he's not good at scabbing money is he?
49:00 <British^Meat> no chance
49:00 <simba> that first car that comes up, for some reason the AI in it is fucked and they dont really shoot u 
49:00 <simba> then u gotta go chase the document
49:00 <beagle> where did you steal from Bastardly_One is that why you were running from cops
49:00 <simba> that car after all the killings
49:00 <beagle> hrm
50:00 <simba> lets do it again!!!!!!!
50:00 <beagle> in city i once was given free pack of smokes from a crouded deli haha
50:00 <beagle> but yeah
50:00 <beagle> i sometimes gave folks free stuff on street ....
50:00 <beehhh> http://media.au.timeout.com/contentFiles/image/film/shine.jpg
50:00 <Bastardly_One> I will when it gets out of this screen
50:00 <Bastardly_One> oh yay
50:00 <beagle> lol money taxi or bus after they were at footy??! well this hot chick i gave $5 
50:00 <beagle> they dont really ask much
50:00 <Bastardly_One> whenever lets go
50:00 <beagle> sometimes i gave $50 to others playing pokies
50:00 <Bastardly_One> do you guys have voice?
50:00 <beagle> if they win the rule is they even say this themselves they share some back
50:00 <simba> no
50:00 <Bastardly_One> I'll turn it on for friends if you do
51:00 <couleurs> that guy he kill me
51:00 <couleurs> stupid guy
51:00 <simba> j,gvcughjvuyhgfv
52:00 <Bastardly_One> OMG!
52:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
52:00 <simba> '3rd time lucky
52:00 <British^Meat> no guns
52:00 <simba> this is on hard btw
52:00 <Bastardly_One> oh, thats why
52:00 <simba> the one we passed was on normal
52:00 <simba> this 1 should get 37 k i hope
52:00 <simba> 37k
52:00 <couleurs> wtf
52:00 <Bastardly_One> first thing first
53:00 <Bastardly_One> do couleurs or BM need guns?
53:00 <Bastardly_One> I'll drop shit if you do 
53:00 <simba> ya
53:00 <beehhh> asus N series are cool thou
53:00 <British^Meat> indeed
53:00 <couleurs> this guy kill me again i hate this guy!!!!!!
55:00 <couleurs> some guy he wanna friend me he has a dumb car horn i hate him!!!!!!!
55:00 <beagle> well i went for desktop i was gonna get laptop but theyre just .... a pain in the butt.
56:00 <beehhh> i'll bring my laptops to melbourne
56:00 <beagle> got mad at acer for making a shit laptop
56:00 <simba> omg no 
56:00 <beehhh> acers are cheap product
56:00 <Bastardly_One> no way!
56:00 <beagle> you coming to melbourne beehhh i thought u wanted to avoid it there
56:00 <Bastardly_One> so close!
56:00 <couleurs> where r u guys i'm with some strange french dude he's kidnapped me
56:00 <beagle> acers yeah well , most em are shithouse
56:00 <Bastardly_One> so close
56:00 <simba> in this mission
56:00 <beehhh> i'd bring hiv through my groin n through my pc
56:00 <British^Meat> we r too busy sucking
56:00 <simba> ill rehost it if we fail again
57:00 <British^Meat> i gotta get guns, so brb
57:00 <simba> i think its on
57:00 <Bastardly_One> oh do you?
57:00 <Bastardly_One> hang on ... 
57:00 <beehhh> guns are illegal in straya get an arrow shoot a pidgeon m8
57:00 <Bastardly_One> I don't mind giving some 
57:00 <couleurs> this game is lame
57:00 <beagle> there was a lorikeet i think it was in middle my yard today me and the cat stared at it
57:00 <beagle> i said dont eat the bird tilly
57:00 <beagle> she wasnt gonna
57:00 <beagle> but she catches mice sometimes
58:00 <beehhh> then she licks your face
58:00 <Bastardly_One> FUCK!
58:00 <beagle> fortuantely she doesnt lick peoples faces
58:00 <beagle> fingers tho , yes
58:00 <beehhh> middle nifger
58:00 <beehhh> cat bj
59:00 <beagle> lol
59:00 <simba> cvxbdxgcj'
59:00 <Bastardly_One> go BM!
59:00 <simba> damn
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