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01:00 <beehhh> i learnt aussie culture from pizza show
01:00 <Loof> pizza was awesome
01:00 <Loof> at first
01:00 <simba> lmao
01:00 <beehhh> yeah when slick de elite n that rapping
01:00 <Loof> they did some history thing where they went to italy
01:00 <Loof> was so boring
01:00 <Loof> i stopped watching then
02:00 <simba> beehhh u still on the hot water diet?
02:00 <Loof> mainly cause i was jelly they were eating proper non-american pizza
02:00 <beehhh> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qkDZkoQrCIQ
03:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: TAHIR AKA HABIB "FAT PIZZA" @ THE DARWIN COMEDY CLUB JULY 8-10 2010 .wmv (Jun 17, 2010) 0:16 - Category: Entertainment - 690 views - 1 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
04:00 <Loof> hate it when they talk about h or meth simba :(
04:00 <Loof> i want them to stfu when they do
04:00 <beehhh> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WQx4--L0TdY
04:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Mork and Mindy Season 1 Episode 1 Pilot ( Jun 18, 2013) 49:33 - Category: People & Blogs - 360,825 -
04:00 <simba> seems hell gloomy
04:00 <Loof> in the mornings it's better
05:00 <Loof> that beans guy is the one that spent 80k last year on h
06:00 <Loof> hope he od's soon
06:00 <Loof> cant do shit he might ban me
06:00 <Loof> heroin/meth users can be nasty
07:00 <Loof> in the morning it's all chicks and weed
07:00 <simba> that would be a scary stage to get to, when you just want hard drugs to feel what they do to you
07:00 <Mew> has anyone checked out shadsz facebook lately
07:00 <simba> no
08:00 <simba> HELLO TUTTI!!
08:00 <Mew> its a meth ego wonderland
08:00 <simba> wtf? he makes a good morning status by linking to anal sex porn
09:00 <Mew> yep lmao
09:00 <xm> lol what!
09:00 <simba> its probably spam the dumbass
09:00 <Mew> it gets better as you go on
09:00 <Mew> oh no its him
09:00 <Mew> the porn n everything lol
10:00 <simba> its his site?
10:00 <xm> actually he goes on about owning or co-owning adult sits
10:00 <xm> sites*
10:00 <simba> lol
10:00 <simba> Copy Right 2014 ©
10:00 <fawks> link pls
11:00 <Mew> yeah he does it on his twitter and music page too
11:00 <beehhh> i used to smoke weed when i was working for australia
11:00 <simba> http://adultvidsonline.com/
11:00 <Mew> such a creatute
11:00 <Mew> creature*
11:00 <Loof> lol site looks like it's from 1992
11:00 <beehhh> i used to past the ol 4n20's pie factory
11:00 <simba> lol one of his updates is just this 
11:00 <simba> <[shads]> 20000 twitter followers
11:00 <simba> <awolf> hihi
12:00 <simba> he must be soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo fried
12:00 <fawks> no i mean his fb link
12:00 <fawks> :|
12:00 <simba> its in cunts
12:00 <Mew> he talks about excessive too and lumeah comments on his crap
12:00 <beehhh> link me some good porn
12:00 <Mew> lumeah loves the meth cock
12:00 <Loof> redtube has never failed me yet beehhh
13:00 <Serenity> lol have you seen the topic in his melbourne channel?
13:00 <beehhh> in my IP redtube is banned
13:00 <simba> is lumeah this bitch with xD on the end of her name
13:00 <Serenity> LUMEAH IS A HOT YOUNG LADY
13:00 <beehhh> must milk the cock juice
13:00 <Serenity> lol..
13:00 <simba> lol
13:00 <Mew> Elizabeth is lumeah
13:00 <Serenity> she has her own channel too
13:00 <beehhh> norell is a pro sucker
14:00 <Serenity> oh thats embarrassing she actually registered it
14:00 <Serenity> i thought one of her fans did
15:00 <simba> lol one of waynes songs is called "There Is Sharks In The Water"
15:00 <Loof> pml
15:00 <Serenity> :|
15:00 <Mew> hahah
15:00 <Mew> ol wayno
15:00 <Mew> Analogue Smurf
16:00 <British^Meat> water being the music industry
16:00 <simba> im gonna start releasing music under the name analogue church to see what he does
16:00 <Loof> what's his fb link simba i'm banned from cunts
16:00 <beehhh> http://i.walmartimages.com/i/p/00/07/21/40/80/0007214080203_500X500.jpg
16:00 <British^Meat> hah how do u get banned from there?
16:00 <Loof> let's not speak of it
16:00 <British^Meat> nuff sed
17:00 <Mew> thats very mature of you loof wd
17:00 <Serenity> dont you remember British^Meat
17:00 <Serenity> i ban everyone from there remember...
17:00 <Serenity> even though im not in there..
17:00 <Loof> ty mew preciate it
18:00 <Mew> looooool lumpeah
19:00 <Serenity> lumeah what on earth made you register a channel of your own nick..
19:00 <British^Meat> should have figured it was Serenity
19:00 <British^Meat> Austnet ruiner
20:00 <Serenity> yeah
20:00 <Serenity> im such a ruiner i ban people from channels i dont have access in
20:00 <fawks> its a retard free zone tyvm
20:00 <beehhh> canned tuna is good in soup
20:00 <Loof> dont call me a retard ass maggot
20:00 <fawks> what
20:00 <fawks> oh lmao
21:00 <fawks> i didnt realise it was about you
21:00 <Serenity> yeah ass maggot
21:00 <fawks> LOL
21:00 <fawks> thats funny
21:00 <Loof> lol
21:00 <fawks> pretty sure i baned you after you were rude to ash
21:00 <fawks> i went into mom-mode
21:00 <Loof> i fried
21:00 <Loof> 9
22:00 <Serenity> ross is batman
22:00 <simba> asian chris: i so flied
22:00 <Loof> lol
22:00 <Loof> real chris: i'm covered in flies
23:00 <simba> imagine the combined amount of flies in beagle and chris' houses
23:00 <Serenity> i bet chris smells like pond water
23:00 <Loof> LOL!
23:00 <simba> and the cat shit they both havent cleaned 
23:00 <Mew> oh god
23:00 <fawks> LOL
23:00 <fawks> pond water
23:00 <Mew> the ciggy butts
23:00 <fawks> swamp
23:00 <Serenity> you can smell it cant you
23:00 <fawks> ffffffffffuck gag
23:00 <fawks> yes
23:00 <fawks> combined with stale cigs and piss
23:00 <druff> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s7bQ_fCdzs4
23:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Instruções do Pop Mate, o pinto inflável (Apr 12, 2011) 0:54 - Category: Comedy - 1,793,605 - 200 likes (68.3%), 93 dislikes (31.7%)
23:00 <Serenity> yuckkkkkkkkk
24:00 <druff> ?
24:00 <Serenity> i bet his clothes smell like cat piss
24:00 <fawks> Pop Mate
24:00 <Loof> he looked filthy irl
24:00 <druff> wtf?
24:00 <Loof> and sooo depressed
24:00 <Serenity> did you see his kitchen loof
24:00 <Serenity> when he uploaded a vid
24:00 <fawks> why would you meet him
24:00 <Loof> yeah
24:00 <Serenity> ughhh
24:00 <fawks> did you disinfect yourself
24:00 <fawks> when you got home
25:00 <Serenity> i think loof said chris goes to the same place he does for his injection
25:00 <Loof> yep
25:00 <Loof> :(
25:00 <fawks> oh
25:00 <fawks> yeah i remember that
25:00 <simba> i forgot u have met the great man
25:00 <fawks> por thing
25:00 <fawks> +o
25:00 <Loof> he doesn't recognise me
25:00 <Loof> thank christ
25:00 <Serenity> keep it that way
25:00 <Serenity> for the love of god
25:00 <fawks> does he lick himself irl
25:00 <Loof> he talks to himself
25:00 <simba> is he around atm
25:00 <fawks> lol
25:00 <Serenity> next time get up close to hims
26:00 <Serenity> lol
26:00 <simba> hes still lo that owns
26:00 <Serenity> and see if he smells like pond water
26:00 <Loof> i should have started wispering "crhiiiiiiiiis"
26:00 <fawks> you should sit really close and whisper 'chris' in his ear
26:00 <fawks> LOL
26:00 <fawks> yes
26:00 <Maurice> And then whisper 'ChanOP knows what you're doing'
26:00 <Loof> lol
26:00 <Serenity> LOL
26:00 <Mew> can you follow him home one day and leave a note in his letterbox saying 'Cleo10'
26:00 <Loof> LOL!
26:00 <simba> lol
26:00 <simba> this is weed.... ya smoke it
26:00 <Mew> seriously
27:00 <beehhh> soon i'll disc my internet for getting through my final sem
27:00 <Serenity> does that mean you live near him loof
27:00 <Mew> that creepy thing he whispered  after to
27:00 <beehhh> i mean totally disconnecting
27:00 <Mew> too*
27:00 <Loof> yes serenity
27:00 <Loof> a suburb away
27:00 <Loof> not even
27:00 <Serenity> omg... you could have so much fun
27:00 <Loof> lol
28:00 <Loof> i think he'd be dangerous
28:00 <Loof> by the look of him
28:00 <Serenity> id write AUSTNET on his driveway
28:00 <Loof> lol
28:00 <Mew> yessss get chalk
28:00 <Loof> i know which block he's in
28:00 <Serenity> i know his address
28:00 <Serenity> his drive way looks like someones been murdered
28:00 <beehhh> http://media.pcgamer.com/files/2013/04/vh_10.jpg
28:00 <Loof> LOL!
29:00 <Mew> you have to do something Loof
29:00 <Serenity> you so do
29:00 <simba> cut him
29:00 <Serenity> woah settle down simba
29:00 <Serenity> 2 far
29:00 <simba> ...some slack
30:00 <Mew> looool
30:00 <Mew> save of the year
30:00 <slinky_J> loof
30:00 <slinky_J> needs to get off weed
30:00 <slinky_J> ffs
30:00 <Serenity> please write on his drive way
30:00 <Mew> o lord
30:00 <Mew> here we go
30:00 <beehhh> soon asian will capture australia
30:00 <Serenity> once a month
30:00 <Serenity> he will go insane
30:00 <slinky_J> here we go agaaainnn
30:00 <beehhh> in a matter of time
30:00 <slinky_J> ultra-sonic
30:00 <slinky_J> Mew you bored again?
31:00 <slinky_J> hey
31:00 <Mew> im good thx u
31:00 <slinky_J> kewl
31:00 <simba> you need to get ON the weed josh
31:00 <simba> so you arent such a fucken drag mate
31:00 <Loof> i'll get struck by lightning or some shit
31:00 <slinky_J> well sell me some
31:00 <slinky_J> ffs
31:00 <beehhh> old folks used to call me the good kid when i knocked on their doors
31:00 <slinky_J> lol
31:00 <Serenity> i need to injekt a whole mareewaana
31:00 <slinky_J> i got no good connexions
31:00 <Loof> josh angry as usual, manchild could use some weed
31:00 <Mew> hahahahaha
32:00 <slinky_J> that guy,  his weed is shit.
32:00 <beehhh> many has perished away mostly in melbourne inner suburbs
32:00 <slinky_J> had pipe his next n was fuct
32:00 <beehhh> i was touched by the good soul
32:00 <Loof> beehhh what did you have for dinner?
32:00 <slinky_J> no calm
32:00 <slinky_J> no chill
32:00 <Serenity> i want cut up bananas
32:00 <Loof> i had gnocchi
32:00 <Serenity> with custard
32:00 <slinky_J> sif loof knows what gnocci is
33:00 <simba> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JhjuiOwE1Cw
33:00 <Loof> i wan muesli and custard
33:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: UltraSonic - Annihilating Rhythm (Mar 21, 2009) 7:09 - Category: Music - 535,855 - 1,861 likes (96.6%), 65 dislikes (3.4%)
33:00 <slinky_J> ask him what it's made from
33:00 <Loof> and bananas fuck yeah
33:00 <beehhh> tuna flakes, two boiled eggs, denmark skinfree sausages n korean noodle
33:00 <Mew> drunk and alone on his birthday this could be brilliant irc tonight
33:00 <Loof> nice bee
33:00 <slinky_J> proba say bananas
33:00 <Serenity> i make the best gnocchi
33:00 <Loof> hand made?
33:00 <Serenity> absolutely
33:00 <Loof> nice
33:00 <Loof> i cbf even though it's heaps nicer
33:00 <simba> yummo!!!!
33:00 <Serenity> yeah its fucking effor
33:00 <Serenity> t
33:00 <Serenity> but worth it
33:00 <Loof> yep
34:00 <slinky_J> Hand made is why loof was born 
34:00 <slinky_J> :(
34:00 <Loof> whos birthday is it mew?
34:00 <slinky_J> im not drunk mew
34:00 <Mew> ^
35:00 <slinky_J> heh
35:00 <Loof> josh?
35:00 <slinky_J> this bottle is too expensive to drink in one night.
35:00 <Mew> its past midnight now anyway
35:00 <Mew> so yesterday
35:00 <slinky_J> i was born 3:30am
35:00 <beehhh> not much room for two laptops plus a multifunction laser printer
35:00 <slinky_J> its not over till then
35:00 <Mew> lmao ok
35:00 <beehhh> i must lock my room all the time
35:00 <slinky_J> LMAO OK!
35:00 <Mew> soz m8
35:00 <slinky_J> soz m8
35:00 <beehhh> soon my new HP will arrive
35:00 <Serenity> i tired
36:00 <Mew> getting old now
36:00 <beehhh> beagle got his new pc today
36:00 <Loof> oh it is josh, how cute is he turning five?
36:00 <Loof> still hasn't gotten hair yet i see
36:00 <Mew> hes turning 34
36:00 <Loof> physically
36:00 <Mew> I mean 38
36:00 <Loof> he's mentally 10 max
36:00 <Serenity> SEVEN SEVEN
37:00 <Serenity> SEVEN SEVEN SEVEN
37:00 <simba> 777
37:00 <Maurice> Lolllll
37:00 <Mew> the androgynous zones
37:00 <beehhh> only norell likes circumsized cock
37:00 <Maurice> Yeah she's not the only one
37:00 <Serenity> lol androgynous
38:00 <simba> lol
38:00 <simba> norell is sick
38:00 <Maurice> She/he, same shit
38:00 <Loof> can you guys do me a favor (keep in mind this is his fav song)
38:00 <beehhh> made me come quick bah
38:00 <Serenity> norell likes foreskin soup
38:00 <Loof> can zac dance a little too well? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hB2mmWV0g74
38:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Zac Dancing (Aug 11, 2014) 1:55 - Category: Film & Animation - 8 views - 0 likes (0%), 0 dislikes (0%)
38:00 <Loof> scared he might be gay
39:00 <Mew> haha
39:00 <slinky_J> Mew
39:00 <slinky_J> give up for once ey
39:00 <slinky_J> pls
39:00 <Mew> yeah wot
39:00 <simba> i want that set up
39:00 <Mew> oh
39:00 <simba> p nice
39:00 <Mew> nah
39:00 <slinky_J> just askin
39:00 <beehhh> easy to make love with a tranny
39:00 <slinky_J> give it till 3 30am
39:00 <Mew> ok but nah
39:00 <Maurice> I really wouldn't call that dancing
39:00 <slinky_J> and then tomoz
39:00 <slinky_J> go for ur life
39:00 <beehhh> i couldnt be anymore happier
39:00 <slinky_J> k
39:00 <Mew> soz im gonna continue
39:00 <Mew> k
40:00 <beehhh> now all bitches are onto us but why
40:00 <Serenity> im more concerned about that banana skin
40:00 <beehhh> peel a donkey like a banana
40:00 <Loof> i just ate a banana it's not rotten
40:00 <Loof> i'm lazy
40:00 <Loof> and high
41:00 <beehhh> i have many borneo ripen bananas
42:00 <beehhh> me gonna watch seven news as i do everyday
42:00 <Loof> how?
42:00 <beehhh> with my cable line
42:00 <Loof> when you coming back?
42:00 <beehhh> https://au.news.yahoo.com/video/#page1
43:00 <beehhh> when god's willing for a mercy
00:00 <slinky_J> hm[
00:00 <slinky_J> wonder if adsl2 PLUS kicked in yet
01:00 <slinky_J> spoidtust
02:00 <simba> http://cdn.playbuzz.com/cdn/5a648558-754a-4b82-8ea6-60e8a2dc0472/85c33fc7-fd58-4c11-86eb-f50e903e9eb1.jpg
04:00 <slinky_J> ill click soon as this movie over
04:00 <slinky_J> last scene
04:00 <slinky_J> time to die Neeson!!!
05:00 <slinky_J> fkn dollie man
05:00 <slinky_J> fkd me around tonite
05:00 <slinky_J> figured she would hopin she wouldnt
06:00 <slinky_J> "cops at my hosoe"
06:00 <slinky_J> house*
13:00 <simba> little dragon girl
13:00 <LilDragonGirl> yeah
14:00 <Jewel> meet cute little simba
14:00 <LilDragonGirl> lol
14:00 <simba> Krystal Jewel
14:00 <simba> u two could combine and be really sparkly
14:00 <LilDragonGirl> happens to be my fave Disney movie by the way
14:00 <Jewel> ha ha
14:00 <slinky_J> ahahaaaaaaaaaa
14:00 <Jewel> very sparkly
14:00 <slinky_J> simbo
14:00 <Jewel> yes
14:00 <slinky_J> my african cousin
14:00 <slinky_J> half
14:00 <slinky_J> belgian
14:00 <Jewel> go to the light simba
15:00 <Jewel> or what is it that the dad lion says
15:00 <slinky_J> well welsh
15:00 <slinky_J> but uno born there
15:00 <slinky_J> comin aus nxt yr!
15:00 <LilDragonGirl> i don't think you can get a more original disney story
15:00 <simba> he says simba... you must go to dagoba....
15:00 <slinky_J> havent seen him since he was a kid
15:00 <slinky_J> i said come around the fringe festival to adel
15:00 <Jewel> oh ok
15:00 <slinky_J> xD
16:00 <slinky_J> Jennilo
16:00 <slinky_J> die
16:00 <Jewel> i havent seen all of the movie
16:00 <simba> i like a bugs life tbh
16:00 <slinky_J> fat slag.
16:00 <Jewel> awwww lol a bugs life
16:00 <LilDragonGirl> im still upset with the loss of robin williams
16:00 <LilDragonGirl> :(
16:00 <slinky_J> more pm post time?
16:00 <Jewel> oh yeah that...
16:00 <LilDragonGirl> O Captain! My Captain!
17:00 <LilDragonGirl> :(
17:00 <slinky_J> [21:17] <jewel> its ok
17:00 <slinky_J> [21:17] <jewel> lol
17:00 <slinky_J> [21:17] <jewel> what is HER problem now
17:00 <slinky_J> [21:02] <PandasDontDrive> im never on skype
17:00 <slinky_J> [21:02] <PandasDontDrive> :P
17:00 <slinky_J> [21:02] <PandasDontDrive> only fbook n here
17:00 <slinky_J> [21:03] <jewel> well that explains your disappearance
17:00 <slinky_J> [21:03] <jewel> im sorry to have said the druggie and alchol stuff
17:00 <slinky_J> awwwww thx babes
18:00 <simba> ive never seen dead poet society
18:00 <slinky_J> u gonna deny sayin it
18:00 <Jewel> i almost did
18:00 <LilDragonGirl> you should simba 
18:00 <simba> whoa whats with the spam
18:00 <slinky_J> dead poets rulz
18:00 <slinky_J> soz
18:00 <Jewel> what spam
18:00 <LilDragonGirl> Patch Adams was the best for me 
18:00 <Jewel> i like
19:00 <Jewel> RV Vacation
19:00 <Jewel> lol
19:00 <Jewel> if thats what it was called
19:00 <Jewel> one hour photo was creepy....
19:00 <simba> RV
19:00 <Jewel> ahok
19:00 <LilDragonGirl> good acting
20:00 <LilDragonGirl> good narrative
20:00 <Jewel> yeah
20:00 <Mew> my half African half Belgian half Welsh third uncle in law twice removed 
20:00 <Jewel> Mewww
21:00 <Mew> hi jewlene
21:00 <Ana_Ng> slinky j
21:00 <Jewel> :)
23:00 <simba> this is principal skinner your principal with a message from the principals office
23:00 <Jewel> lol
24:00 <slinky_J>  <Jewel> what spam <Jewel> what spam <Jewel> what spam <Jewel> what spam
24:00 <slinky_J> :)
24:00 <slinky_J> when you were here before
24:00 <slinky_J> couldnt look you in the eye
24:00 <slinky_J> you're just like an angel
24:00 <slinky_J> your skin makes me cry
25:00 <slinky_J> just apologise Jewel
25:00 <slinky_J> I'll let u alone.
25:00 <slinky_J> otherwise I'll keep posting pm
26:00 <simba> no u wont
26:00 <simba> stop harassing women over the internet man
26:00 <simba> its a bit weird!!!
26:00 <slinky_J> ok
26:00 <simba> remember the wise words of neslon mandella
26:00 <simba> "be good on austnet or i will remove you"
26:00 <slinky_J> same rules apply
27:00 <simba> japanese drifting
27:00 <Jewel> simba has powers
28:00 <Jewel> and he is also a loveable lion
28:00 <slinky_J> drift
28:00 <slinky_J> that's the word i was looking for
28:00 <slinky_J> in games
28:00 <slinky_J> hahaa
28:00 <slinky_J> not abusing everyone tonight jennilo?
29:00 <slinky_J> you walk like a dream and you act like a queen of the action!!
29:00 <slinky_J> *sings*
32:00 <slinky_J> Jewel
32:00 <slinky_J> do u have logs from monday?
33:00 <slinky_J> when u went off at everyone..
33:00 <slinky_J> ?
33:00 <Mew> give it up dude
34:00 <Jewel> Mew i hope we can play your game soon
34:00 <Jewel> again
34:00 <[Maverick]> bored pandis? 
35:00 <Mew> soon yes
35:00 <Jewel> when there is more ppl...and everyone is focused
36:00 <Mew> we need full irc attention to play
36:00 <Jewel> yes
37:00 <Jewel> yes we do
37:00 <Fez> Game of boobs?
37:00 <Jewel> we can just do the same people lol
37:00 <Jewel> haha no
37:00 <Fez> Oh
37:00 <Fez> Count me out
37:00 <Jewel> awww
38:00 <Fez> U want me to play?
38:00 <simba> does this game involve boobs?
39:00 <Jewel> again... no
39:00 <Jewel> yes Fez
39:00 <Jewel> austnet celebrity ehad
39:00 <Jewel> head
39:00 <simba> omg not that 
39:00 <Fez> How ya play?
39:00 <Jewel> aww why not simba lol
39:00 <Jewel> well people list characteristics and facts about certian ppl and u have to guess who it is
40:00 <simba> no raisin
40:00 <Fez> Oh
40:00 <Fez> So like opposite
40:00 <slinky_J> Jewel can we talk in pm please?
40:00 <Mew> loooool
41:00 <Jewel> opposite of what Fez
41:00 <Mew> opposite of celeb heads
41:00 <Jewel> i guess...
41:00 <Jewel> is it
41:00 <Mew> cos it is but it works for a chatroom
41:00 <Fez> Yea
41:00 <Jewel> ok
41:00 <Mew> same kinda idea
41:00 <Jewel> well its good
42:00 <Fez> Yea is
42:00 <Fez> Just sayin
42:00 <slinky_J> Anyone seen Snitch
42:00 <slinky_J> with the rock?
42:00 <slinky_J> fez u cutie
42:00 <Fez> Naaah
42:00 <Fez> Im a q t
42:00 <Jewel> slinky_J not interested in talking to you 
43:00 <Jewel> dont message me
43:00 <cherri_pie> slinky j she wants your bod dude
43:00 <simba> do you actually have to say PLEASE stop harassing women to slinky_J to get him to stop?
44:00 <Jewel> who knows
45:00 <simba> lisa simpson
45:00 <Jewel> im sure he has broken lot of VRO'S
45:00 <simba> vro?
45:00 <simba> restraining orders
45:00 <simba> lol
46:00 <Jewel> yes
46:00 <Jewel> seems the type
46:00 <Jewel> ah well
47:00 <simba> ive been looking for a usb on and off for about four hours
47:00 <simba> might have to kill myself soon
48:00 <Jewel> why
48:00 <Mew> an hero appears
49:00 <[Maverick]> VRO is his middle name 
49:00 <Jewel> lol [Maverick]
51:00 <Jewel> i like that
52:00 <Fez> Slinky_vro?
53:00 <Jewel> lol
53:00 <Jewel> what about the J
54:00 <Fez> He smoked it
54:00 <simba> puffin da erb
54:00 <[Maverick]> it's silent 
54:00 <Fez> J for jones
54:00 <Maurice> Whats on the usb
55:00 <Fez> His last name
55:00 <simba> nothing is on it its blank now i wanna put stuff on it!!!!!!
55:00 <Maurice> Sucks to be you
55:00 <Jewel> lol oh ok
56:00 <Maurice> I know where my usbs are and thats because theyre in the car
57:00 <simba> lucky u
57:00 <simba> dont i just wish i was u
58:00 <Jewel> ill give u my toshiba one
58:00 <Maurice> You probably do, yes
59:00 <Maurice> Who wouldn't wish for boobs
59:00 <Maurice> Well, if you can call mine boobs
59:00 <Jewel> little skin bumps?
01:00 <fawks> o no cherri pie left
01:00 <fawks> :'''''''''''''''''''''''(
02:00 <Jewel> aw
04:00 <Maurice> Totes sad
04:00 <Maurice> fawks https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vED9n5lcq6c
04:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: step brothers gag reel (Dec 4, 2008) 0 - Category: Comedy - 3,804,869 - 11,288 likes (98.6%), 155 dislikes (1.4%)
07:00 <fawks> im glad none of this was inthe movie
07:00 <fawks> so unfunny
07:00 <fawks> lol
08:00 <Maurice> I got my nails done today and the girl doing it put the movie on
08:00 <Maurice> I forgot how hilarious it was and how much Serenity sucks balls coz she hates Will
09:00 <Loof> mmm olives
09:00 <fawks> lol
09:00 <fawks> i love the movie
09:00 <fawks> bu the gag reel was gay
10:00 <Maurice> I watched The Other Guys gag reel too
10:00 <Maurice> How Will didn't rape Marky Mark I will never know
12:00 <fawks> http://youtu.be/D_D2s1nMbxA?t=1m36s
12:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Superbad Gag Reel (Nov 3, 2009) 4:26 - Category: Film & Animation - 846,998 -
12:00 <fawks> i love michael cera lol
12:00 <fawks> his laugh is so cute
12:00 <Loof> if someone called me cute i'd murder their head
13:00 <Maurice> Settle Gretl, that will never happen
13:00 <Maurice> I bet I'm still on ignore
15:00 <fawks> Gretl
15:00 <simba> gag reels are the best
15:00 <simba> if u cant laugh along once with a gag wheel u r 1 sad motha
15:00 <Maurice> Yah, my sons friends mum is called Gretl and its spelt like that
15:00 <Maurice> Poor bitch
16:00 <simba> thats like naming your son Michal
16:00 <Loof> bong burp
16:00 <Jewel> better than North
16:00 <Maurice> Jonah Hill is so fat in that link
17:00 <Loof> i gotta get a decent bong
17:00 <Jewel> gross
17:00 <Jewel> are you 19?
18:00 <Loof> i need a brew
18:00 <Loof> green peppermint tea mmm
19:00 <Loof> plumber came today and fixed the pipe
19:00 <Loof> so we have water again
19:00 <Loof> :D
19:00 <Loof> only $200
19:00 <Loof> but he smelled gas he said
19:00 <Loof> might have just been lan's ass though
20:00 <fawks> http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/2014-07/9/12/enhanced/webdr02/enhanced-28865-1404922668-13.jpg
22:00 <Jewel> typing
28:00 <Loof> like your high school obsession isn't boring fu
29:00 <simba> wanna be a high school football hero
29:00 <simba> with an SAT score less than zero
30:00 <simba> how is that not even on youtube
30:00 <simba> 01:48:31 <Loof> green peppermint tea mmm
30:00 <simba> oops
30:00 <simba> lopl
30:00 <simba> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6yHQyrXyKjc
30:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: This video has been removed by the user or violation of policy. (Void) 41:58 - Category: Music - 21,520 - 112 likes (98.2%), 2 dislikes (1.8%)
30:00 <simba> what a gay lying script
33:00 <Maurice> No gayer than green peppermint tea
33:00 <Jewel> i drink that tea
34:00 <Jewel> twinings
34:00 <Loof> you smoke cigs simba?
34:00 <Loof> determined
34:00 <Jewel> aw shads
34:00 <Loof> poor wayne
34:00 <simba> hes not the brightest 
36:00 <simba> Loof wears obsession for men
36:00 <simba> .....for men
38:00 <Loof> lol
38:00 <[Maverick]> lol.. he must be bored
38:00 <Loof> on my knob
38:00 <Loof> only
42:00 <simba> oily knob
43:00 <Jewel> nite
45:00 <faux> And stay out
47:00 <faux> http://i.imgur.com/B4u0FNS.gif
57:00 <Loof> `seen TheBaron
59:00 <Loof> installed red alert 2
07:00 <Loof> man who goes to bed with itchy butt
07:00 <Loof> wakes up with smelly finger
11:00 <Loof> fuck it i'm smoking inside it's like -928734982 degrees out there
12:00 <Loof> my johnson will freeze and snap off
13:00 <Loof> frozen smegma
13:00 <Loof> it isn't nice
18:00 <milk> get a grip
18:00 <milk> it really isnt that cold
24:00 <simba> of course it is its 3am
24:00 <[Maverick]> lol
25:00 <simba> 3333333333
18:00 <Ana_Ng> i have no sympathy for outrageously rich people with depression
20:00 <Ana_Ng> especially the ones who fuck the nanny
22:00 <Ana_Ng> it's so declasse
22:00 <Q{> he probably got more skeleton in closet and cant deal with it
30:00 <Bastardly_One> unless you suffer anxiety or depression
30:00 <Bastardly_One> it's hard to feel sorry for anyone with it 
30:00 <Bastardly_One> they seem really lazy and quite nacisistic at times
31:00 <Bastardly_One> *narcistic?
31:00 <Bastardly_One> look at me ... :P
31:00 <Bastardly_One> I suffer anxiety disorder 
39:00 <ShadowLurker> you should just stop
54:00 <Bastardly_One> oh sorry ShadowLurker for chatting in a chat channel
54:00 <Bastardly_One> *insert eyeroll here*
57:00 <Serenity> you're such an old person
57:00 <Serenity> why wouldnt you just type /me rolls eyes
58:00 <TheRiddler> hallo
59:00 <ShadowLurker> \m/ d(^.^)b \m/ : Boondox : Sex, Drugs, Money & Murder [Road Thru Hell - 2010]
00:00 <Bastardly_One> because
02:00 <TheRiddler> man US is fucked up
03:00 <ShadowLurker> \m/ d(^.^)b \m/ : Insane Clown Posse : I Don't Care [The Pendulum - 2000]
04:00 <Serenity> what have they done now
05:00 <TheRiddler> looting n violence at a protest
05:00 <TheRiddler> over a unarmed boy shot by police
05:00 <Bastardly_One> god, there's already a viral scam of Robin Williams commiting suicide on cam
06:00 <Bastardly_One> just saw it on FB from someone in newsfeed
06:00 <Bastardly_One> sad
06:00 <ShadowLurker> you expected any different
07:00 <Skirmish> The human condition is indeed a sad one. 
08:00 <Serenity> i feel hung over
08:00 <Serenity> i think i slept too much
08:00 <ShadowLurker> \m/ d(^.^)b \m/ : Disturbed : Down With the Sickness [The Sickness - 2000]
08:00 <Skirmish> I stayed up late and watched "12 years a slave".  Wish I'd gone to bed instead. 
08:00 <ShadowLurker> you crashed out hard last night bub
09:00 <Serenity> pretty sure i was dead before 9
09:00 <ShadowLurker> yup
09:00 <Skirmish> Sounds soft to me. 
09:00 <TheRiddler> is it as bad as pieterpanda says?
09:00 <Serenity> last i checked im not a teenager who thinks sleeping early is lame
10:00 <ShadowLurker> ^
10:00 <Skirmish> I watched the entire movie TheRiddler so I wouldn't say it was terrible .... I found the plot predictable though and the ending when it rolled around was abrupt and not very good at wrapping up the story.
10:00 <TheRiddler> oh what's the key for your chan sezz
10:00 <Serenity> i took it off ash
10:00 <TheRiddler> oh
13:00 <Bastardly_One> if it is like the book
14:00 <Bastardly_One> it would be more exciting watching paint dry
15:00 <Bastardly_One> ShadowLurker re: expect any different. Not really but it is pretty cheap ... like you said
15:00 <Bastardly_One> what did I expect
16:00 <Bastardly_One> either way, if you have *any* loved ones it's the most selfish act you can possibly do
16:00 <Bastardly_One> IMO
19:00 <Serenity> if you've never been in the state where you see no other option but to end your own life, i dont think saying its selfish is helpful. imagine the upmost dispare one must be in to feel that its the only way out
19:00 <psYbR> o/
19:00 <psYbR> are we talking about Robin Williams?
20:00 <Serenity> who else
20:00 <psYbR> i know :( i'm devo, i loved his movies
20:00 <Skirmish> It is irc ..... severe depression is not uncommon here. 
20:00 <psYbR> could have been lo
20:00 <doctor> Yep, no better time for everyone to get together and weigh in on their opinions
21:00 <Skirmish> doctor: Social media will take care of that. 
21:00 <Serenity> i used to think it was a selfish thing to do. But you need empathy and to think about what the person must be feeling to do what they did. no one of sound mind kills themselves.
21:00 <Serenity> and im not sure you can be seflish when you're in a world of pain and darkness
21:00 <doctor> I'll be avoiding them all, the opinions on the matter just make me want to kill myself
22:00 <Bastardly_One> true but the family members always feel responsible I've noticed
22:00 <Bastardly_One> always carry it with thme
22:00 <Bastardly_One> *them
22:00 <psYbR> the issue is that yeah, suicide is selfish, but so it not giving away all your clothes, car, money, house to charity so it can help other people
22:00 <Bastardly_One> if you have no-one at all, go for your life pardon the pun
22:00 <Serenity> as i said someone of sound mind doesnt kill themselves
22:00 <Serenity> saying 'but the family..' means nothing
22:00 <ShadowLurker> \m/ d(^.^)b \m/ : Insane Clown Posse : Kickin Kickin [The Mighty Death Pop - 2012]
22:00 <Skirmish> Their counter argument could possibly be that it is selfish to put their loved ones through the mood swings and depression. Who knows.  Lots of people talk about suicide and never do it, it's just for the attention.  The ones that go ahead and do it without heistation are in a dark place. 
23:00 <Bastardly_One> I dunno, each day is a struggle if that makes sense
23:00 <Bastardly_One> can you get what I am saying though?
23:00 <psYbR> if you're going to have a go at someone who as killed themselves because it's what they want you might as well have a go at them about all the people who would benefit from them giving away their clothes/money/etc
23:00 <Serenity> life being hard and life being an absolute black pit of dispair arent the same things
23:00 <Bastardly_One> no, I mean suffering that shit 
24:00 <Bastardly_One> sorry, shitty day. I'll be as lucid as I can 
24:00 <Serenity> i understand why you're saying what you're saying but i dont agree with it at all
24:00 <Serenity> unless you've actually sat down with the purpose of killing yourself not just saying it for attention you have no idea what it means to be in that state of mind
25:00 <Skirmish> ^
25:00 <ShadowLurker> agreed
25:00 <Serenity> if family could stop you from doing it family would be enough to stop you getting there in the first place
25:00 <TheRiddler> how sad
25:00 <Bastardly_One> I don't know know ... I've never thought it in My deepest darkness ... had a friend who said he did tried it to make a point 
25:00 <Bastardly_One> and another well, I respect her choice actually 
26:00 <Mew> sushicide?
26:00 <Bastardly_One> she just hasn't wanted to be around since she's about 13
26:00 <Bastardly_One> she's now 47
26:00 <Serenity> well until you do know try a little empathy
26:00 <Serenity> and imagine how someone must feel to even think of it
26:00 <Bastardly_One> read what I said but was facetious
26:00 <Bastardly_One> when Shadow says stop waaaay back up there
26:00 <Mew> did slinky_J really do it?
26:00 <Serenity> dude .
26:00 <ShadowLurker> unfortunately no
27:00 <Mew> god damn :(
27:00 <psYbR> i'd kill myself but I'm too desperately clinging onto the hope that I may one day be able to be happy with my surprisingly awesome life.
27:00 <Bastardly_One> [10:30] <+Bastardly_One> unless you suffer anxiety or depression
27:00 <Bastardly_One> [10:30] <+Bastardly_One> it's hard to feel sorry for anyone with it 
27:00 <Bastardly_One> [10:31] <+Bastardly_One> they seem really lazy and quite nacisistic at times
27:00 <TheRiddler> you can kind of tell with the lack of comedies he did in the last few years
27:00 <Bastardly_One> oh Jesus
27:00 <Bastardly_One> that little drunk cunt last night
27:00 <Serenity> thats not supporting your argument Bastardly_One
27:00 <Serenity> its making it worse
27:00 <Bastardly_One> I was about ready to make a trup to adelaide
27:00 <Serenity> the fact you do suffer with them and have no empathy
27:00 <Bastardly_One> yes a trup
27:00 <Bastardly_One> I have empathy
28:00 <Serenity> clearly you dont
28:00 <psYbR> what was slinky_J going to do?
28:00 <TheRiddler> worse Mew it was Robin Williams
28:00 <psYbR> lol
28:00 <Mew> oh yeah i saw that 
28:00 <Mew> the first facebook post i liked was a photo of robbie williams LOL
28:00 <Skirmish> I think the issue in regards to lack of empathy for those in genuine need of some help is the volume of people that manipulate these conditions to their own selfish need for attention. 
29:00 <ShadowLurker> it's a very desolate place contemplating it
29:00 <Bastardly_One> how can I put it 
29:00 <ShadowLurker> you cant
29:00 <Bastardly_One> I empathise
29:00 <Mew> 'it sux'?
29:00 <Loof> burst pipe, having no water sucks
29:00 <Loof> can't flush turds
29:00 <TheRiddler> I liked his zelda commericals
29:00 <Serenity> stop trying to flip flop to please me ffs
29:00 <Bastardly_One> but I wont change my tune
29:00 <Mew> time to suicide Loof
29:00 <Serenity> just stick to your opinion
29:00 <Loof> ikr
29:00 <Bastardly_One> I am
29:00 <Loof> no weed either
29:00 <Loof> dlr is in sydney
29:00 <psYbR> just collect the turds Loof
29:00 <Bastardly_One> I consider it selfish if you have any loved ones at all 
30:00 <Bastardly_One> I can empathise though
30:00 <Serenity> ... you're a direct contradiction
30:00 <Bastardly_One> I dunno, I keep on hoping for that proverbial mental jackpot just around the corner
30:00 <Bastardly_One> stubborness 
30:00 <Mew> of course its selfish lol if everyone who commit suicide got a get out of hell free card and were able to come back to life i bet atleast 70% of them would go "shit sorry im a dickhead"
31:00 <psYbR> i still liken saying "suicide is selfish" to things like "not giving away all your money is selfish"
31:00 <psYbR> think about it, you wouldn't give away your money to someone who needs it more
31:00 <Mew> all you have to do is look at failed suicides and how many of them successfully killed themselves after that
32:00 <Mew> i bet its none
32:00 <psYbR> someone might suffer as a result
32:00 <Serenity> like i said. mentally stable people dont kill themselves. you cant comment unless youve been there
32:00 <psYbR> psYbR> think about it, you wouldn't give away your money to someone who needs it more
32:00 <psYbR> but you're happy to whinge about people killing themselves
32:00 <psYbR> hypocrites
33:00 <ShadowLurker> fuck up psYbR
33:00 <Serenity> he has a point
33:00 <Mew> noooooooooooooooo
33:00 <Fez> Its selfish to want someone alivw so your not sad 
33:00 <Fez> Lol idunno
33:00 <Serenity> you could use that argument fex
33:00 <Serenity> er fez
33:00 <Bastardly_One> Fez actually makes a good point
33:00 <psYbR> exactly, someone is suffering so much they want to DIE fucking let them, IMO. they dont live to serve you
34:00 <Fez> Like..
34:00 <Bastardly_One> that's a fair comment
34:00 <ShadowLurker> that i agree with
34:00 <Serenity> its actually impossible to be selfish killing yourself. You're dead you have no personal gain from it.
34:00 <Mew> an hero
34:00 <Fez> Exactly
34:00 <psYbR> i mean if they have dependent kids or something it's a little different
35:00 <Mew> what if someone stole your ipod
35:00 <Serenity> instead of seeing it as a personal attack. and dwelling in your own misery try and think about what that person was going through
35:00 <Serenity> even if they have kids psYbR imagine whats going through their minds that they still chose to do that
35:00 <Doodle> nelson mandela stole my ipod
35:00 <Mew> rip Doodle
35:00 <Loof> rip robin williams
36:00 <Loof> least i'm not having as bad a day as him
36:00 <Loof> lol
36:00 <Doodle> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tG98-FxBYgA
36:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Nelson Mandela Iphone (Sep 5, 2008) 1:08 - Category: Comedy - 53,518 - 119 likes (95.2%), 6 dislikes (4.8%)
36:00 <Mew> loooool wot
36:00 <Mew> its a thing?
36:00 <Skirmish> When my cousin gassed himself without a warning to anyone all my aunty could feel was helpless.  
36:00 <Bastardly_One> I just can't bring myself even in my darkest moment to contemplate it. I am convinced the day I drop dead that the next day will be the thing I've waited for all my life to happen actually happens
36:00 <Doodle> lol yes Mew
37:00 <Mew> fuck i cant watch it cos i dont have enough data :'(
37:00 <Doodle> booo
37:00 <Skirmish> She wasn't angry or didn't say he was selfish for doing it.  She was just helpless because it was too late to ask if everyone was ok.  She blamed herself for quite a while. 
37:00 <Loof> straya internet
37:00 <Loof> the dumb cuntry
37:00 <Bastardly_One> Skirmish, that's what I was getting at... those left behind more times than not feel like they could of done something ... "what if"
37:00 <Loof> worse internet than third world countries
37:00 <Serenity> thats the point you cant contemplate it so dont judge it when you have no idea
38:00 <Doodle> this conversation is depressing me and making me feel suicidal
38:00 <Loof> lol
38:00 <Loof> let's all group suicide
38:00 <Mew> them little starvin marvins are streaming youtube 10x faster than me
38:00 <Mew> whyyyyyyyyy
38:00 <Loof> that'll show em
38:00 <Serenity> imagine how bad it must be for someone to do it if yhou cant in your wildest dreams think of it
38:00 <Doodle> inorite Loof
38:00 <Mew> everyone hold hands
38:00 <TheRiddler> below romania iinet says
38:00 <Mew> the last one touches the electric eel
38:00 <TheRiddler> in their comerical
38:00 <Bastardly_One> Oh, ok ... I see where you're coming from with My wording 
39:00 <Loof> wish they had a chick trying to masturbate with an electric eel on the net
39:00 <TheRiddler> if only we had dracula
39:00 <Bastardly_One> the creature that spawned my son was suicidal and so was a best mate
39:00 <Doodle> bzzzt uhh bzzzt uhh
39:00 <TheRiddler> oh wait that's tone aboot
39:00 <Loof> lol
39:00 <slinky_J> my wildest dream is to snort wormz
39:00 <Bastardly_One> it's just my own bad experiences 
39:00 <Skirmish> Is your desire to have what you think accepted by Serenity so strong Bastardly_One that you will twist and convulse until you spin it the right way instead of just having a stance and being happy with that? 
40:00 <Bastardly_One> no idiot
40:00 <psYbR> friend of mine had an electric eel as a pet, it was funny, the acquarium pump kept failing and he couldn't figure out why. It was electrolysis
40:00 <Bastardly_One> be nice ... I'm less lucid than usual
40:00 <Bastardly_One> rough day so far yeah?
40:00 <TheRiddler> political vampire
40:00 <Skirmish> It's not a matter of being nice or not .... I've just watched you back track and try re-invent your opinion multiple times when Serenity comments. 
41:00 <Bastardly_One> no, I'm trying to expoun
41:00 <Bastardly_One> d
41:00 <ShadowLurker> i saw that too
41:00 <Bastardly_One> and not doing well at all 
41:00 <ShadowLurker> its quite transparant
41:00 <Bastardly_One> I still think it's selfish with loved ones
41:00 <Bastardly_One> nothing to lose go for it 
41:00 <Skirmish> ... and we're back at the start ..... Just shoosh dude.  Shoosh. 
42:00 <Doodle> most people who suicide dont realise who their loved ones are
42:00 <Serenity> THANK YOU
42:00 <Serenity> doodle has a brain
42:00 <Bastardly_One> know how that pisses me off?
42:00 <Fez> The loved ones shoukd love youenough to accept your decision
42:00 <Bastardly_One> anything I fucking say is automatically dismissed as fucwittery
42:00 <Doodle> lol people who love you are never gonna say 'oh yeah good idea, top yourself'
42:00 <Mew> i still think its selfish after all that LOL
43:00 <Bastardly_One> *know what 
43:00 <Bastardly_One> even
43:00 <Doodle> 'that would be ACE'
43:00 <Serenity> you're thinking of it from a sound frame of mind
43:00 <Fez> No.. but they may understand a bit better
43:00 <Loof> if my family member had a terminal illness and was in pain every day it would be different
43:00 <Fez> Kinda thing
43:00 <Doodle> people dont suicide because they want to, they do it because they feel they have to
43:00 <Skirmish> Bastardly_One: You've had 10 minutes of being allowed to have your say and you've changed direction every time you believe Serenity wasn't on the same page as you were.  So yes, now it's fuckwittery. 
43:00 <Doodle> its not really a choice
43:00 <ShadowLurker> exactly doctor
43:00 <ShadowLurker> Doodle*
43:00 <Mew> yeah theres so many different circumstances no one can actually say its selfish every time or it isnt
43:00 <Fez> Who says a mental pain is ok to live with?
43:00 <Mew> some people kill themselves for dumb as fuck reasons lol
43:00 <Serenity> exactly doodle its not like deciding im gonna go down and buy a different brand of milk today
44:00 <Serenity> no one kills themselves for dumb reasons
44:00 <Bastardly_One> that's different ... My nan would of been better off putting a pillow over her face than her ending ... what Loof says is different yet again
44:00 <Serenity> no one
44:00 <Doodle> someone who kills their wife and kids and then themselves, yeah thats selfish
44:00 <Serenity> theyre not mentally sound
44:00 <Mew> justin bieber got a gf oops betta kill meself
44:00 <Serenity> and thats the point
44:00 <Bastardly_One> ummmmmmmmmmmmmm want a bet?
44:00 <psYbR> chocolate is great
44:00 <Bastardly_One> I will quote my ex best friend
44:00 <psYbR> does anyone know if you can buy just pop rock chocolate?
44:00 <Bastardly_One> "I did it to make a point"
44:00 <Serenity> you have absolutely NO right to decide what is a good enough reason
44:00 <Serenity> you are not that person
44:00 <Mew> wonka does a popping chocolate bar psYbR 
45:00 <Doodle> whats life endingly crap for one person might just be every day shit for another
45:00 <Bastardly_One> to make a point is not selfish?
45:00 <Mew> i dunno if they do it as a whole block but theres bars of it
45:00 <Serenity> how can it be selfish? theyre dead theyre not gaining anything from it
45:00 <Bastardly_One> I just said why he tried
45:00 <Loof> my first attempt was because of not being able to get a job
45:00 <Skirmish> Bastardly_One: Obviously you missed the point they were trying to make. 
45:00 <Bastardly_One> "I did it to make a point"
45:00 <Serenity> no thats the reason he gave you
45:00 <fawks> Bastardly_One why do you capitalise 'My' and 'Me'  lol
45:00 <fawks> you're not god
45:00 <fawks> i find it so odd
45:00 <ShadowLurker> that wasnt the real reason
45:00 <Bastardly_One> am I doing that again fawks?
45:00 <fawks> yes
46:00 <Bastardly_One> didn't even notice
46:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm chatting in the other place I chat too ... oops
46:00 <Mew> how about the kid who killed himself because someone stole his ipod
46:00 <Mew> that was pretty selfish and dumb
46:00 <Loof> lol
46:00 <Doodle> if you ask me the loved ones are the selfish ones cos they are thinking the worst has happened to them
46:00 <fawks> i doubt that was the sole reason though, maybe that was a trigger
46:00 <Serenity> no shit doodle
46:00 <ShadowLurker> ^
46:00 <fawks> like losing the ipod sent him over the edge.
46:00 <Serenity> making someones death about them
46:00 <fawks> :'(
46:00 <Bastardly_One> no, I hear a lot of "what if"s
46:00 <Bastardly_One> helplessness
47:00 <Bastardly_One> that sticks with them
47:00 <Loof> this convo is so deep
47:00 <Loof> love it
47:00 <fawks> every time i think of robin williams i just hear HELLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO in my head
47:00 <Serenity> its about as deep as thimble
47:00 <Serenity> when theres fuckheads being idiots
47:00 <Loof> discussing suicide isn't deep?
47:00 <Loof> ok
47:00 <Mew> LOL fawks 
47:00 <Serenity> it should be loof
47:00 <Serenity> but its not
47:00 <Serenity> because #melbourne
47:00 <Loof> lol true
47:00 <slinky_J> lol fox
47:00 <slinky_J> me to
47:00 <Bastardly_One> what I cannot imagine is something My ex saw ... he oldest brother dead on the front swings
47:00 <slinky_J> glad im not the only one
47:00 <Skirmish> slinky_J: Do not PM me talking about Bastardly_One please.
48:00 <Bastardly_One> runs on her side of the family
48:00 <fawks> i think i've seen that movie over 100 times
48:00 <fawks> not even kidding
48:00 <Loof> how did he die?
48:00 <TheRiddler> which movie?
48:00 <slinky_J> f f f f f fuck you *guys name*
48:00 <Bastardly_One> slinky_bitch still raging huh?
48:00 <slinky_J> lolz
48:00 <fawks> Loof, suicide.. hence the discussino
48:00 <Loof> fuck!
48:00 <Mew> my best friends older sister found their dad hanging in their shed one night 
48:00 <slinky_J> whats his bosses name that fires him fox
48:00 <fawks> yes discussino. its italian for discussion
48:00 <slinky_J> n he does the porky pig
48:00 <Mew> about 2 years after they lost their 3yrld brother
48:00 <fawks> who slinky_J?
49:00 <fawks> wha
49:00 <fawks> are you talking about mrs doubtfire
49:00 <fawks> thats fucked Mew
49:00 <fawks> how sad
49:00 <TheRiddler> ahhh
49:00 <TheRiddler> lol
49:00 <fawks> hi ash
49:00 <fawks> where u beans
49:00 <TheRiddler> hai 
49:00 <Mew> the pain from losing a child would be pretty hardcore
49:00 <Loof> i'd suicide if it happened tome
49:00 <Mew> so that one i can kind of understand
49:00 <TheRiddler> I still dont have propper net yet
49:00 <Mew> but theres seriously so many dumb suicides on record
49:00 <fawks> :'''''''''(
50:00 <TheRiddler> I'm getting a new fridge tomorrow
50:00 <slinky_J> yes fox
50:00 <fawks> did you fix le fridge
50:00 <slinky_J> oh oh its
50:00 <fawks> oh good
50:00 <Bastardly_One> TheRiddler
50:00 <slinky_J> Lou
50:00 <slinky_J> his bosses name
50:00 <TheRiddler> the westinghhouse
50:00 <slinky_J> f f f f f fuck you lou
50:00 <Bastardly_One> I had to laugh because it seem the weather site I use
50:00 <slinky_J> or is it up yours?
50:00 <slinky_J> grr
50:00 <Loof> what ever doesn't kill you will only make you stranger
50:00 <Bastardly_One> needed to show me harvey norman fridge ads today
50:00 <slinky_J> if i have to watch this because of you im gonna somethin somethin
50:00 <Bastardly_One> after you should me
50:00 <Bastardly_One> same 3 models
50:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
50:00 <fawks> slinky_J i honestly have no idea what youre talking about
51:00 <Loof> nobody does
51:00 <slinky_J> mrs doubtfire
51:00 <Loof> he's a fucking tard
51:00 <fawks> yeah i got that much
51:00 <TheRiddler> he's gone pieter fawks
51:00 <fawks> which bit are you talking about though
51:00 <slinky_J>  <fawks> are you talking about mrs doubtfire <slinky_J> yes fox
51:00 <Loof> stupid manchild and his adventure time
51:00 <slinky_J> beginning where he's fired
51:00 <fawks> ooooooh
51:00 <slinky_J> because he doesnt agree with the smoking
51:00 <Bastardly_One> nothing wrong with Adventure Time
51:00 <fawks> lol
51:00 <slinky_J> lol
51:00 <slinky_J> oh its p p p p p piss off lou!
52:00 <slinky_J> i bet im wrong again
52:00 <TheRiddler> adventure time is meant to be great
52:00 <slinky_J> AT rulz
52:00 <fawks> yeah i think its piss off, my brain is broken
52:00 <slinky_J> same
52:00 <TheRiddler> I have not seen it yet tho
52:00 <fawks> he does the thththththats all folks
52:00 <slinky_J> ye
52:00 <Bastardly_One> Lou jusgt makes me think of excessive
52:00 <fawks> but pppppp pp p iss off louis it piss off though
52:00 <psYbR> adventure time is the bomb
52:00 <fawks> now im confused
52:00 <fawks> fuck.
52:00 <Bastardly_One> desist from use of that name thanks 
52:00 <Skirmish> Adventure Time is a regular thing my son and I do together.  We grade the epidoes to how many drugs the writers must have had.
52:00 <TheRiddler> ultimate spider-man is good
52:00 <slinky_J> did you know that Porky Pig was their first character
52:00 <slinky_J> yet everybody thinks it's bugs bunny
53:00 <slinky_J> poor poor porky :(
53:00 <Bastardly_One> Skirmish, I know right? That is some serious whacked out stoner shit 
53:00 <fawks> playing the movie now
53:00 <fawks> so i can hear what he says
53:00 <slinky_J> HAHAHA
53:00 <slinky_J> ^15
53:00 <psYbR> Marceline is best adventure time character
53:00 <slinky_J> TheRiddler u like batman beyond?
53:00 <fawks> you cant put words in pudgys mouth if his mouth isnt moving
53:00 <TheRiddler> haven't seen it
53:00 <slinky_J> psYbR i love u man, she so is
54:00 <fawks> then ve got to do vot ive got to do
54:00 <Bastardly_One> because she's the only together one
54:00 <slinky_J> i love when she asks finn about his shirt pocket and he goes, oh Jake's in there
54:00 <Bastardly_One> the rest are too bent
54:00 <fawks> ok yes it is piss off
54:00 <slinky_J> and there's a lil jake and he farts
54:00 <Bastardly_One> finn is off his nut
54:00 <Skirmish> Lumpy space princess cracks me up. 
54:00 <psYbR> ahaha
54:00 <psYbR> yes slinky_J 
54:00 <slinky_J> rofl
55:00 <Bastardly_One> I love the slug ep
55:00 <Bastardly_One> where he diguises himself as a snail
55:00 <slinky_J> 4 u Skirmish
55:00 <Bastardly_One> looking for love
55:00 <slinky_J> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KzvhwUSTwWc
55:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Adventure Time - Hey Gurl! ( Sep 7, 2012) 1:32 - Category: Film & Animation - 180,839 - 991 likes (98.6%), 14 dislikes (1.4%)
57:00 <Bastardly_One> this doco I'm watching
57:00 <Bastardly_One> is really good 
57:00 <psYbR> whats it called?
57:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uypCYi8KP8I
57:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Forever Hardcore The Documentary ECW ( Jul 13, 2012) 02:08:42 - Category: Entertainment - 549,198 - 3,795 likes (95%), 198 dislikes (5%)
57:00 <Bastardly_One> bad subject
58:00 <Bastardly_One> but really really good doco
58:00 <psYbR> you should watch The Battle of Chernobyl
58:00 <psYbR> also a good doco
58:00 <slinky_J> psYbR https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=poZvTaEzwqY
58:00 <slinky_J> lolz
58:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Adventure Time - Jake farts in Finns pocket (Feb 5, 2012) 0:09 - Category: Music - 333,188 - 1,657 likes (97.8%), 38 dislikes (2.2%)
58:00 <psYbR> cant watch videos, am at work :P
59:00 <psYbR> hmmm but I shall watch that one
59:00 <slinky_J> ahahaha!!! woop woop
59:00 <Bastardly_One> remind me later
59:00 <Bastardly_One> I see you around
59:00 <psYbR> ahaha
59:00 <Bastardly_One> just ask me for the link to the ECW doco
59:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm a sucker for the spectacle 
59:00 <Bastardly_One> grew up in the industry
59:00 <Bastardly_One> but I am an adult now
59:00 <psYbR> http://images6.fanpop.com/image/photos/33200000/Marceline-adventure-time-with-finn-and-jake-33265037-900-1266.jpg
59:00 <Bastardly_One> I dont talk about it 
59:00 <Bastardly_One> heh
00:00 <slinky_J> Gunter is the best creature
00:00 <Bastardly_One> this bit about when Mick Foley sets himself on fire the first time
00:00 <Bastardly_One> and the smell was so bad they have to evacuate the building 
00:00 <slinky_J> when ice king sings Marcelines fries song
00:00 <Bastardly_One> because no-one could breath
00:00 <Bastardly_One> e
00:00 <Bastardly_One> was pretty weird
01:00 <slinky_J> oh yeeaaa psYbR
01:00 <slinky_J> ok since u love her so much i will marry fireprincess
01:00 <psYbR> :>
01:00 <slinky_J> she's evil too
01:00 <slinky_J> :D
01:00 <psYbR> awesomesauce
01:00 <slinky_J> xD 
01:00 <psYbR> but Maleficent is my mistress.
01:00 <slinky_J> is that a good movie
01:00 <psYbR> ohfuckyeah
02:00 <slinky_J> ofukiamgonnaseeit
03:00 <psYbR> she's played by angelina jolie. It couldn't have been done by anyone else, there's no chick badass enough
03:00 <slinky_J> and her daughter hey
04:00 <slinky_J> you have her then i have beckinsale as thingo from underworld
04:00 <slinky_J> ahehehe
04:00 <Bastardly_One> yes there is 
04:00 <slinky_J> who
04:00 <Bastardly_One> Angelica Houston could of done her
04:00 <slinky_J> "YO MAMA!"
04:00 <slinky_J> she too old
04:00 <Bastardly_One> Maleficent this is 
05:00 <slinky_J> her brother though, fantastique 
05:00 <Bastardly_One> most disney is the awesome
05:00 <slinky_J> i was convinced he was australian after seeing The Proposition
05:00 <TheRiddler> who's line is it anyways is on
05:00 <TheRiddler> yay
05:00 <Bastardly_One> I have young nieces
05:00 <slinky_J> then mom had to go ruin it by tellin me he's her sister
05:00 <Bastardly_One> so I get to see them all 
05:00 <slinky_J> lucky
06:00 <Bastardly_One> I dunno about that
06:00 <Bastardly_One> I've even seen Chinese bootlegs
06:00 <Bastardly_One> of movies that arent official 
06:00 <Bastardly_One> but still Disney
06:00 <Bastardly_One> huge arse box set you can get off the net
06:00 <slinky_J> lol
06:00 <slinky_J> omigosh
07:00 <Bastardly_One> in a red box with about 30 odd dvds
07:00 <slinky_J> i cant find a THE MONKEY KING with subtitles
07:00 <slinky_J> ffs
07:00 <slinky_J> so dying to see it
07:00 <Bastardly_One> all unofficial bootlets
07:00 <Bastardly_One> *bootlegs
07:00 <Bastardly_One> yay Disney
07:00 <Bastardly_One> except Littlest Mermaid
07:00 <Bastardly_One> Arriel can eat a bag of dicks
07:00 <psYbR> mmm kate beckinsale
07:00 <Bastardly_One> so can poke ya haunt us
07:00 <psYbR> fap fap fap
08:00 <Bastardly_One> actually
08:00 <Bastardly_One> all disney princesses
08:00 <Bastardly_One> can eat dick
08:00 <Bastardly_One> a big bag full
08:00 <Bastardly_One> and is Princess Leia now a Disney Princess?
08:00 <Loof> yawn
09:00 <psYbR> hell yes she is
09:00 <psYbR> we need a star wars musical
10:00 <Loof> ew star wars
10:00 <TheRiddler> ...
10:00 <psYbR> exCUSE me?
10:00 <Loof> sci fi for idiots
10:00 <TheRiddler> there is a star wars musical
10:00 <Bastardly_One> ... indeed TheRiddler
10:00 <psYbR> ur for idiots
10:00 <Bastardly_One> don't bite
10:00 <slinky_J> oh f f s
10:00 <psYbR> i was kidding I dont want a star wars musical
10:00 <Bastardly_One> he clearly has never read the books
10:00 <TheRiddler> it was shit
10:00 <psYbR> unless its disney
10:00 <slinky_J> ahahaha
10:00 <slinky_J> star wars on ice
10:00 <Bastardly_One> or understands the politics and philosophies
10:00 <Loof> manchildren UNITE!
10:00 <Loof> attack of the simpletons
10:00 <slinky_J> Chris Tucker on ice on ice
11:00 <Bastardly_One> and the slavery concepts etc
11:00 <slinky_J> when will loof get that 24 hr ban
11:00 <Bastardly_One> he's trolling for a fight
11:00 <Bastardly_One> never
11:00 <Bastardly_One> it seems
11:00 <slinky_J> stebie as a bday pres pls ban loof
11:00 <slinky_J> ^^
11:00 <psYbR> yes, simpletons unite! together we will take down this massive arrogant force that is Queen Loof
11:00 <Bastardly_One> anyway ... I get chewed out just having an opinion
11:00 <Bastardly_One> anything I say is complete fuckwittery so it seems
11:00 <slinky_J> i love gettin chewed out babes
11:00 <Bastardly_One> and this cunt
11:00 <psYbR> she dislikes sci fi, therefore we musn't discuss it! well I say, no more! 
11:00 <Loof> everybody shove figurines up their butts on the count of three! OK 1, 2, 3 GO GO GO!
12:00 <Loof> then afterwards we can watch spongebob
12:00 <slinky_J> Oblivion
12:00 <slinky_J> quite enjoyed that
12:00 <psYbR> spongebob is sci fi
12:00 <Loof> and try to be all cutesy and innocent to attract chicks
12:00 <psYbR> they have underwater fire
12:00 <Bastardly_One> the game or movie?
12:00 <Bastardly_One> Oblivion
12:00 <slinky_J> sponge bob irl pic creeeeped me out
12:00 <slinky_J> movie
12:00 <Bastardly_One> tom cruise sucks big bags of dicks
12:00 <slinky_J> He was so good in Jack Reacher
13:00 <slinky_J> psYbR been wanting to tell you hehe
13:00 <Bastardly_One> he's never been good in anything
13:00 <slinky_J> that movie ruled
13:00 <psYbR> reacher? :P
13:00 <slinky_J> :P
13:00 <Bastardly_One> he spoiled the remake of war of the worlds
13:00 <slinky_J> Jack Reacheround
13:00 <psYbR> psh, would have been better without the midget
13:00 <Bastardly_One> complete faggotry each time he hits the screen
13:00 <Bastardly_One> like, fuck, this movie was good
13:00 <Bastardly_One> until you hit the screen cunt
13:00 <psYbR> Oblivion was excellent, again, except for the midget
13:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck off midget
13:00 <slinky_J> yeah
14:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah he ruined it 
14:00 <psYbR> I think i'd have to rate that as some of my favorite CGI ever, and that includes Avatar
14:00 <slinky_J> Mark Wahlberg as reacher?
14:00 <Bastardly_One> I told ya I have a friend who is a dead ringer for Marky Mark
14:00 <psYbR> Jason Momoa would make a good reacher
14:00 <Mew> isnt avatar the one where they dock themselves to trees?
14:00 <slinky_J> oerr'
14:00 <Bastardly_One> and sometiems pretends to be him *L*
14:00 <psYbR> yeah that one Mew
14:00 <Mew> erotic
14:00 <slinky_J> they fuck everything in avatar
14:00 <psYbR> they dock with horses and birds too
14:00 <slinky_J> lol
14:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah the blue tree fuckers
14:00 <slinky_J> just dockin' with this rock babes
15:00 <Bastardly_One> he ripped that off
15:00 <slinky_J> yea u like that dockin im givin u rock u LIKE IT
15:00 <Bastardly_One> from the jap cartoon series Avatar
15:00 <Doodle> he ripped everything off
15:00 <TheRiddler> the smurfs
15:00 <Doodle> he's a turd
15:00 <slinky_J> Avatar 2 will be great
15:00 <TheRiddler> lol
15:00 <Bastardly_One> and got sued and got away with it 
15:00 <Bastardly_One> Doodle, the entire fucking movie 
15:00 <Bastardly_One> yep
15:00 <slinky_J> he gets away with everything
15:00 <slinky_J> his scripts never have any substance
15:00 <Bastardly_One> the jap series used to be on ABC2
15:00 <Doodle> that titanic movie, i swear id seen something the same before
15:00 <slinky_J> titanic, aliens
16:00 <TheRiddler> there's nothing sexy in the way they dock with everything lol
16:00 <Bastardly_One> blue something something
16:00 <Bastardly_One> I think
16:00 <Doodle> no i'm joking...
16:00 <psYbR> guardians of the galaxy was pretty damn awesome
16:00 <slinky_J> the blue chicks tits didnt jiggle
16:00 <Doodle> http://io9.com/a-history-of-plagiarism-claims-against-james-cameron-690974718
16:00 <Bastardly_One> is it?
16:00 <Bastardly_One> I was going to go today for tight arse tues
16:00 <Bastardly_One> but not up to it today 
16:00 <psYbR> i recommend it highly
16:00 <Bastardly_One> was ready for it until an hour ago too
16:00 <Bastardly_One> good shit 
17:00 <TheRiddler> guardians of the galaxy is great
17:00 <slinky_J> cant wait to go see guardians
17:00 <slinky_J> thinkin thursday
17:00 <psYbR> better than the avengers, even though it doesn't have RDJ
17:00 <Bastardly_One> I like my superheor movies at the cinema
17:00 <Mew> <psYbR> they dock with horses and birds too
17:00 <Mew> lmaoooooooooo
17:00 <psYbR> :>
17:00 <slinky_J> avengerss sucked
17:00 <Bastardly_One> better than the avengers eh?
17:00 <Bastardly_One> bullshit it did 
17:00 <TheRiddler> yes
17:00 <Bastardly_One> go see that in 3D
17:00 <psYbR> avengers was awesome
17:00 <TheRiddler> better than avengers
17:00 <slinky_J> 3d is meh
17:00 <Bastardly_One> and see Black Widows arse in 3D
17:00 <slinky_J> 3D isnt even 3D
17:00 <Bastardly_One> and get back to me
17:00 <psYbR> the bit with the flying carrier was kinda dumb
17:00 <Bastardly_One> I said!
17:00 <slinky_J> it's like 2.5d
18:00 <psYbR> but at least that guy was playing galaga
18:00 <Bastardly_One> see Black Widow's arse in 3D
18:00 <Bastardly_One> yum!
18:00 <slinky_J> lolol
18:00 <psYbR> mmmhmmmm
18:00 <slinky_J> she does look nice all fit
18:00 <Bastardly_One> psYbR must of seen it in 3D too
18:00 <psYbR> ofc
18:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
18:00 <psYbR> i have a 3D projector :3
18:00 <Loof> ^
18:00 <Bastardly_One> I was so smashed
18:00 <Bastardly_One> sitting in our local cinema
18:00 <Loof> yet to use 3d on it though
19:00 <Bastardly_One> and I reckon I was drooling
19:00 <slinky_J> jeepers
19:00 <psYbR> ikr Loof, never use it hey
19:00 <Mew> Loof did you get it?
19:00 <Loof> yeah
19:00 <slinky_J> you should see her in Captain America 2
19:00 <Loof> it's ace
19:00 <Mew> noice
19:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I know 
19:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
19:00 <slinky_J> that's the best super hero movie ive seen this yr
19:00 <Mew> did you go ebay or the other one?
19:00 <Loof> ebay
19:00 <Bastardly_One> but you know how you remember certain things?
19:00 <Loof> the one you found
19:00 <slinky_J> that n spidey 2
19:00 <Bastardly_One> I thought I had my mouth gaping
19:00 <Loof> thanks for that :)
19:00 <Mew> woohoo
19:00 <Mew> now everytime you use it you can think of me
19:00 <doctor> I remember going to watch tron 3d while stoned. It didn't do what I anticipated
19:00 <Loof> i already always do :P
19:00 <slinky_J> i liked Scarlet voloptuous
20:00 <slinky_J> not all skinny
20:00 <slinky_J> :/
20:00 <doctor> I remember being bored and wanting to listen to music the whole time
20:00 <Loof> i haven't seen 3d
20:00 <slinky_J> yer POTC 4 3D eh
20:00 <Bastardly_One> Tron was a bit shit 
20:00 <slinky_J> was only good cause i went with my kid brother
20:00 <Loof> but many tell me it's crap
20:00 <Bastardly_One> maybe because I remember the original
20:00 <doctor> yeah I didn't like it. I think it was the last time I went to the cinema
20:00 <psYbR> tron was redeemed by the cute chick but other than that, rubbish
21:00 <slinky_J> fk movies in 3d
21:00 <Bastardly_One> wasnt the Daft Punk soundtrack that made you want to listen to music was it?
21:00 <slinky_J> wb fox
21:00 <fawks> ty
21:00 <fawks> um
21:00 <fawks> http://www.washingtonpost.com/news/the-intersect/wp/2014/08/11/polish-couple-fall-off-cliff-and-die-while-taking-selfies/?tid=sm_fb
21:00 <fawks> .
21:00 <Bastardly_One> 3D doesnt really work on me
21:00 <Bastardly_One> I've a stigmatism
21:00 <Bastardly_One> short sighted and wear glasses
21:00 <doctor> Nah, I just wanted to drift off into my own world but it's difficult with people around me
22:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I can't switch off well either 
22:00 <Bastardly_One> I appreciate that
22:00 <Loof> i'm all alone finally
22:00 <slinky_J> im hoping guardians is on at the cinema i go to
22:00 <slinky_J> or ima have to just dl it
22:00 <Bastardly_One> just go to another cinema
22:00 <Bastardly_One> fucking drama queen
22:00 <slinky_J> lol
22:00 <Bastardly_One> I only have shitty choice
23:00 <Loof> stress dissipating
23:00 <Bastardly_One> 15 min walk away
23:00 <slinky_J> i guess West Lakes isnt a bad cinema
23:00 <slinky_J> redding or reading wotevs cinemas
23:00 <Bastardly_One> fuckin' druggo
23:00 <Loof> :_)
23:00 <Bastardly_One> Loof cleary cannot function without pot
23:00 <slinky_J> but you just cant beat PALACE NOVA!
23:00 <Bastardly_One> I don't think even Doodle and I are that bad
24:00 <Bastardly_One> then again are we ever straight?
24:00 <slinky_J> +i like champagne when i watch the movie yo, wine and champaz or scotch or beer or wotev u WANT
24:00 <Bastardly_One> maybe we are 
24:00 <doctor> I can't function really well at all, drugs or not
24:00 <British^Meat> How can i get into THe Palace for free?
24:00 <doctor> Must have some kind of nervous disorder
24:00 <Bastardly_One> doctor, I exist ... I wouldnt say I function or "live"
25:00 <Bastardly_One> that's what mine is 
25:00 <Bastardly_One> cunt of a thing
25:00 <Bastardly_One> in a way I'd rather depression
25:00 <doctor> yeah I pretty much just exist aswell
25:00 <Loof> i think depression is a good excuse to suicide as there isn't really any real treatment, only bandaid measures
25:00 <Bastardly_One> they seem to have it easy just sitting there listless
25:00 <Bastardly_One> I envy that 
25:00 <Loof> well no legal treatment
25:00 <slinky_J> Drunk-driving accidents are "100% preventable," Dwayne The Rock Johnson reminded fans.
26:00 <slinky_J> no waiiii!!
26:00 <Bastardly_One> being able to wallow without constant motion
26:00 <Bastardly_One> or brain action
26:00 <doctor> i don't mind being depressed
26:00 <Bastardly_One> not that it's that trivial but ya know what i mean
26:00 <Bastardly_One> they probably look at me thinking the sae
26:00 <Bastardly_One> *same
26:00 <slinky_J> omigosh 
26:00 <doctor> gives a melancholy beauty to things you normally would ignore
26:00 <Bastardly_One> wish I could move around like a demented small dog like that guy
26:00 <slinky_J> a little depression keeps the butterflys and bees away
27:00 <doctor> lol
27:00 <slinky_J> that's right doctor
27:00 <Loof> doesn't sound like real depression then cause what i have when i don't have weed is hell
27:00 <slinky_J> a little twisted perception
27:00 <Bastardly_One> gives a perspective is what you mean
27:00 <slinky_J> oh now Loof has depression
27:00 <Bastardly_One> everyone gets a bit 
27:00 <Loof> i think having decent parents builds a strong mental foundation for dealing with life
27:00 <Serenity> what you have when you dont have weed is withdrawl
27:00 <Bastardly_One> Loof has schitoprhenia the aggressive type
27:00 <slinky_J> Loof do you have Major Depressive Disorder coz if u dunt it jus not real depression
27:00 <slinky_J> fag
27:00 <Bastardly_One> Serenity
28:00 <Loof> yep
28:00 <doctor> money and disciplin, packed with belief
28:00 <Bastardly_One> you took the words right out of my mouth
28:00 <Bastardly_One> it must of been when you were vomiting
28:00 <Bastardly_One> and I swear I was just about to say 
28:00 <Bastardly_One> I love you
28:00 <slinky_J> doctor, all a guy needs is a gun, one bullet and a deserted island to provide the motivation.
28:00 <Loof> i'm so tempted to make things much worse for myself and open a bottle of my wifes vodka
28:00 <Bastardly_One> (loooooooooooooooove you!)
28:00 <slinky_J> >:)
28:00 <Loof> why is that?
28:00 <Loof> maybe cause i dumb
28:00 <slinky_J> tell loof to do it
28:00 <Serenity> because you're ill
28:00 <slinky_J> DO IT DOIT
29:00 <Bastardly_One> someone tell him to do it 
29:00 <Loof> chemical imbalance
29:00 <slinky_J> sezz ban him for today as my bday present
29:00 <Bastardly_One> who aint on his ignore
29:00 <slinky_J> pls pls pls pls
29:00 <Bastardly_One> I think Serenity is now too
29:00 <Bastardly_One> told ya ... the guy cannot handle some home truths
29:00 <British^Meat> its your bday? wow i had no idea, honest
29:00 <British^Meat> (lol)
29:00 <Bastardly_One> yet he can dish a lot of shit 
29:00 <doctor> i don't know if there's a right 'chemical balance' to how the brain typically functions. i mean it's just junk science
29:00 <TheRiddler> next week is cupcake day
29:00 <Bastardly_One> Josh
29:00 <slinky_J> yo
29:00 <Bastardly_One> hippy bathday
30:00 <Bastardly_One> dramatic leo arsewipe
30:00 <Bastardly_One> all leo males
30:00 <doctor> there isn't even any way to measure the chemicals in the brain
30:00 <Bastardly_One> fuckig idiots
30:00 <Bastardly_One> :D
30:00 <slinky_J> haha thanx man
30:00 <slinky_J> :P
30:00 <Bastardly_One> *fucking
30:00 <Loof> being depressed for no real reason is a chemical imbalance
30:00 <slinky_J> this movie is all about torture
30:00 <Bastardly_One> 33?
30:00 <doctor> i like the fire signs, even though I'm a water one
30:00 <slinky_J> zero dark thirty 
30:00 <Bastardly_One> that movie you are watching
30:00 <slinky_J> 12 years a slave was just a torture porn movie
31:00 <Bastardly_One> is the most islamphobic
31:00 <slinky_J> total guilt trip
31:00 <Bastardly_One> US propaganda
31:00 <slinky_J> lol yer
31:00 <Bastardly_One> rubbish
31:00 <ShadowLurker> o.o
31:00 <slinky_J> it's fkn shit
31:00 <Bastardly_One> anyone watching it 
31:00 <Bastardly_One> should DIE
31:00 <Bastardly_One> it's disgusting
31:00 <Serenity> happy escape from vagina day
31:00 <ShadowLurker> lol
31:00 <Bastardly_One> what ShadowLurker
31:00 <ShadowLurker> all leos ey
31:00 <slinky_J> i want to fuck the redhead
31:00 <Bastardly_One> what date?
31:00 <Bastardly_One> you might be closer to Virgo 
31:00 <Serenity> all leos what
31:00 <Bastardly_One> :D
32:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
32:00 <ShadowLurker> im right in the middle
32:00 <Bastardly_One> all Leo males ... dramatic cunts 
32:00 <Bastardly_One> :D
32:00 <slinky_J> girls r drama queens!
32:00 <Serenity> oh
32:00 <Serenity> yeah no
32:00 <ShadowLurker> *10:30:12 AM* <+Bastardly_One> fuckig idiots
32:00 <slinky_J> im like goin dinner mum 6pm and shes like oh but i was gona come stay the nite
32:00 <Serenity> hes the least dramatic person i know
32:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... you're rare then 
32:00 <slinky_J> then msg msg no response
32:00 <Serenity> which is good because im rather dramatic
32:00 <Bastardly_One> and fucking funny as all hell
32:00 <slinky_J> i am so turnin gay
32:00 <slinky_J> n dating damio
32:00 <Loof> baby i like dick
32:00 <ShadowLurker> im neither hot headed nor dramatic
33:00 <Loof> the way it fits in my ass
33:00 <Bastardly_One> ShadowLurker is hilarious once you've heard him
33:00 <Mew> http://www.buzzle.com/articles/what-zodiac-signs-get-along-together.html
33:00 <Serenity> i am
33:00 <Loof> baby i like dick
33:00 <Serenity> maybe we're like magnets
33:00 <Bastardly_One> I never would of picked you for a Leo ever
33:00 <ShadowLurker> but im definitely fierce in the bed
33:00 <Bastardly_One> reow!
33:00 <Loof> oh my
33:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
33:00 <Serenity> jesus christ
33:00 <ShadowLurker> you rang
33:00 <Serenity> oh Bastardly_One
33:00 <Bastardly_One> I would of thought of something like Aquarius
33:00 <Serenity> i found my fav song off the new lotus
33:00 <Bastardly_One> they're analytical
33:00 <Bastardly_One> yes?
33:00 <Bastardly_One> which?
34:00 <Serenity> well two
34:00 <Bastardly_One> My Kind of Party sticks in my head bad
34:00 <Serenity> vallainous and my kind of party
34:00 <Bastardly_One> and My Head is Haunted
34:00 <Bastardly_One> snap
34:00 <Serenity> villainous
34:00 <ShadowLurker> bub
34:00 <Serenity> hello
34:00 <Bastardly_One> fovever dark looooooooooooooooootus!
34:00 <Bastardly_One> death murder!
34:00 <ShadowLurker> can you put them on the server so i can d/l em
34:00 <TheRiddler> bbl
34:00 <Serenity> yeah
34:00 <Bastardly_One> my kind of party
34:00 <Bastardly_One> death in a jar is a grower
34:00 <Serenity> goes sick in my car
34:00 <Bastardly_One> and Madrox
34:00 <ShadowLurker> just anywheres fine
34:00 <doctor> I'm right on the cusp of pisces and aries, some astrologist lady said that was the best cusp to be born under but I think she was just trying to get my money
35:00 <Bastardly_One> is sounding more like feminem each day
35:00 <Loof> or your dick
35:00 <Serenity> ok ill pee first
35:00 <Loof> mmm peee
35:00 <Bastardly_One> tell me Madrox isn't sounding emimem these days?
35:00 <doctor> I hate reading astrologists because they always tell you what you need to improve on when they have no idea who you are
35:00 <ShadowLurker> you heathen
35:00 <Bastardly_One> and getting faster than monoxcide
35:00 <ShadowLurker> also
35:00 <ShadowLurker> \m/ d(^.^)b \m/ : Cypress Hill : I Wanna Get High [Black Sunday - 1993]
35:00 <Bastardly_One> I am
36:00 <Bastardly_One> want some?
36:00 <Bastardly_One> come get it 
36:00 <Serenity> madrox sounds nothing like eminem
36:00 <Serenity> how dare you
36:00 <ShadowLurker> is it stinky
36:00 <ShadowLurker> right
36:00 <ShadowLurker> you be in trouble b1
36:00 <Bastardly_One> he does I think on Earth Mud, etc
36:00 <Serenity> no.
36:00 <Bastardly_One> I know, I a gonna be dead
36:00 <Bastardly_One> any moment
36:00 <Bastardly_One> bah! He's getting fast as fuck
36:00 <Bastardly_One> and he's high pitch
37:00 <fawks> emimem
37:00 <ShadowLurker> he does a lot of female voices throughout the albums
37:00 <Bastardly_One> yes it is stinky
37:00 <Loof> slim anus
37:00 <Bastardly_One> I always think I'm gonna get busted bringing it home on a coach bus one day
37:00 <fawks> pics
37:00 <ShadowLurker> now the real question is
37:00 <Bastardly_One> how fucked up is Debbie in the Dark?
37:00 <ShadowLurker> did you spin it
37:00 <Bastardly_One> that song is creeped out
37:00 <Bastardly_One> I spin but I'm an idiot
37:00 <Serenity> have you actually heard madrox speak?
38:00 <Serenity> thats just his voice
38:00 <Bastardly_One> and Victorian
38:00 <Serenity> bub its in storage
38:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I know 
38:00 <ShadowLurker> fanx
38:00 <Bastardly_One> but hes getting squeakier 
38:00 <Bastardly_One> and faster than all fuck
38:00 <Loof> bubbles
38:00 <Serenity> hes always been that way
38:00 <Bastardly_One> the end of Debbie in the Dark cracks me up though
38:00 <Bastardly_One> even if it's a creeped out song
39:00 <Bastardly_One> so I did what any good pervert would do
39:00 <Serenity> monoxides verse in my kind of party at the end of it theres like 4 voices
39:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
39:00 <Serenity> theyre all him
39:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I can tell the difference between the two
39:00 <Loof> which band?
39:00 <Serenity> we're talking about hte new dark lotus album
39:00 <Bastardly_One> the album with the two versions brainwashed the differences in my head
39:00 <Loof> k cool
39:00 <Loof> i'll check em out
39:00 <Bastardly_One> and its fucking well made
40:00 <Serenity> [10:39am] <+Bastardly_One> yeah I can tell the difference between the two
40:00 <Bastardly_One> and?
40:00 <Serenity> what.. im saying all 4 voices you hear in monoxides verse
40:00 <Serenity> are monoxide
40:00 <Bastardly_One> yes I can tell they're all him
40:00 <Bastardly_One> is what I meant
40:00 <fawks> '
40:00 <fawks> lol
40:00 <Bastardly_One> I have the credits
40:00 <Bastardly_One> it helps :P
40:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
41:00 <Serenity> pfff
41:00 <Serenity> as if need that
41:00 <Loof> sounds like icp
41:00 <Bastardly_One> you do here and there at first
41:00 <Loof> i like
41:00 <Bastardly_One> it is ICP
41:00 <Serenity> dude
41:00 <Serenity> lol
41:00 <Bastardly_One> and Twizted
41:00 <Bastardly_One> and Blaze
42:00 <Bastardly_One> with an ex member as a guest
42:00 <Serenity> dark lotus is icp twiztid and blaze ya dead homie
42:00 <Serenity> no
42:00 <Loof> oh ic
42:00 <Serenity> ABK has never been part of dark lotus
42:00 <Serenity> ever
42:00 <Bastardly_One> ABK was supposedly but he never did right?
42:00 <Serenity> no he has never been an official member of dark lotus
42:00 <Bastardly_One> that's what I thought but the press release says different
43:00 <Bastardly_One> explain the lotus concept to Loof
43:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm on ignore
43:00 <Bastardly_One> the 6 petals
43:00 <Serenity> pre sure he has google
43:00 <Bastardly_One> and why he has to listen to it from the start to end
43:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah if people would just listen to those bands
43:00 <Bastardly_One> how they design their albums
44:00 <Bastardly_One> they would be less hate I think
44:00 <Bastardly_One> getting the story of each album by each artist
44:00 <Loof> my hands keep getting sticky when i haven't touched anything sticky, weird
44:00 <Mew> are they all flower petals?
44:00 <Mew> cos that sounds adorable
44:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
45:00 <Serenity> loof is oozing sticky
45:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jt_L5Xv0SRM
45:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Dark Lotus - "My Kind Of Party" {From The Mud, Water, Air, & Blood} ( Jul 14, 2014) 4:20 - Category: Entertainment - 26,630 - 591 likes (96.4%), 22 dislikes (3.6%)
45:00 <Bastardly_One> Lotuussssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss!
45:00 <fawks> ily Mew
45:00 <Bastardly_One> that's your fault Serenity
46:00 <Bastardly_One> I've not played this album for a week
46:00 <Mew> ily2 m8
46:00 <fawks> phew
46:00 <Bastardly_One> My housemate evicts me
46:00 <Bastardly_One> it's your fault
46:00 <Mew> o
46:00 <Bastardly_One> the bass seems to go through the house
46:00 <Loof> i might love me in a minute, make my hands even stickier
46:00 <Serenity> rofl gross
47:00 <Mew> is it just me or does anyone else think its super polite that Loof quits to wank
47:00 <Mew> i think its so nice of him lol
47:00 <Mew> all the other creeps just stay connected and splooge in a tissue
47:00 <fawks> his wife was monitoring his conversation from the next room and just yelled at him so he quit to say he was joking 
47:00 <Bastardly_One> what an off song
47:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u1EGxYIS820
47:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: 06. Dark Lotus - "Debbie In The Dark" [The Mud, Water, Air and Blood] ( Jul 23, 2014) 3:21 - Category: Music - 3,754 - 37 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
47:00 <Bastardly_One> love the end 
47:00 <Bastardly_One> heh
48:00 <Mew> fucken hell Lan
48:00 <Mew> calm your tits
48:00 <Bastardly_One> ebbie in the dark
48:00 <Serenity> no one else is interested in these songs and i have them so you dont need to paste them
48:00 <Bastardly_One> they say ebbie
48:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah true
48:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck them
49:00 <fawks> fuck you
49:00 <Serenity> going to go clean the cat litter
49:00 <Bastardly_One> nice
49:00 <Bastardly_One> sucks to be you
49:00 <Bastardly_One> no fuck U
49:00 <fawks> gross
50:00 <Mew> dont get myxomatosis
50:00 <Mew> loljk its toxoplasma
50:00 <Mew> or something
50:00 <Bastardly_One> cat scratch fever
51:00 <Mew> kitty poo plague
51:00 <Bastardly_One> that one is the rabbit one 
51:00 <Bastardly_One> lol 
51:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah kitty poo plague
51:00 <Mew> yeah LOL 
51:00 <Mew> toxoplasma is the cat one
51:00 <Mew> or toxoplasmosis
52:00 <Bastardly_One> I prefer your version
52:00 <Mew> thx me 2
52:00 <Bastardly_One> it is now know as kitty poo plague
52:00 <Bastardly_One> *known
57:00 <Serenity> well youre all very interesting
57:00 <Bastardly_One> Oh
58:00 <Bastardly_One> I was just about to ask if you were back 
58:00 <Bastardly_One> final proof I am not right in the head in the next link
58:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZCvOLTRSasE
58:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Lego Adam and the Ants - Stand and Deliver ( Mar 22, 2012) 3:27 - Category: Film & Animation - 24,498 - 266 likes (98.2%), 5 dislikes (1.8%)
58:00 <Bastardly_One> really well done but yeah 
59:00 <Serenity> yeah im listening to an album
59:00 <Serenity> i canyt watch/listen to anything else until its done
59:00 <Bastardly_One> fuckery
01:00 <ShadowLurker> \m/ d(^.^)b \m/ : Dark Lotus : The Mud, Water, Air and Blood [The Mud, Water, Air & Blood - 2014]
02:00 <slinky_J> wooooooooo
02:00 <slinky_J> yesss
02:00 <slinky_J> <ShadowLurker> but im definitely fierce in the bed<ShadowLurker> but im definitely fierce in the bed<ShadowLurker> but im definitely fierce in the bed<ShadowLurker> but im definitely fierce in the bed
03:00 <slinky_J> I'm fierce too but it doesn't mean I don't like her strappin' on the donkey and raping me hard.
03:00 <psYbR> aw why not slinky_J 
04:00 <slinky_J> ;D
04:00 <slinky_J> ima get raped in bed tnite 
04:00 <slinky_J> lol jk
05:00 <Mew> my gf is here right now shes jus in the other room
06:00 <slinky_J> would u do a chick mew?
06:00 <Mew> how do i put this
06:00 <Mew> not by myself
07:00 <slinky_J> lol
07:00 <slinky_J> 3some
07:00 <Mew> but id do it to please a guy
07:00 <slinky_J> yeah
07:00 <Mew> i wouldnt get any sexual pleasure from it i dont think
07:00 <slinky_J> would you watch two guys go at it?
08:00 <Mew> only if they were all oiled up and buff
08:00 <slinky_J> LOL
08:00 <Mew> and if it was at a rave or something with cool music and lights
08:00 <Mew> not just in the loungeroom
08:00 <Mew> that'd be weird
08:00 <slinky_J> ye
08:00 <Mew> anything else?
08:00 <slinky_J> lol no no 
08:00 <slinky_J> ha
10:00 <slinky_J> still cant believe robin williams is dead
11:00 <psYbR> would u have a 3some with me Mew?
11:00 <Mew> you're 1 person mate
11:00 <psYbR> The chick i'm with is pretty hawt
11:00 <Mew> orly?
11:00 <Mew> pics
12:00 <psYbR> yarly
12:00 <psYbR> can do
12:00 <Mew> when did you get all girlfriended up?
12:00 <psYbR> http://i.imgur.com/76R0SyI.jpg
12:00 <psYbR> she's not my gf
12:00 <psYbR> but she likes girls
12:00 <slinky_J> On August 11, 2014, Williams was found unconscious at his residence and was pronounced dead at the scene. The Marin County, California, coroner's office said they believe the cause of death was asphyxiation.
12:00 <Serenity> mmm girls
12:00 <Mew> oh sweet
12:00 <Mew> she looks like id get along with her for some reason LOL
13:00 <Mew> she actually looks a fair bit like one of my friends who is also into girls
13:00 <psYbR> excellent :) 
13:00 <Bastardly_One> do you guys know who the ceberano sisters are?
13:00 <psYbR> so, keen then?
13:00 <slinky_J> suicide apparently
13:00 <slinky_J> hm
13:00 <Bastardly_One> Kate and the other one?
13:00 <Serenity> the fire department has hinted he hung himself
14:00 <Serenity> hence asphyxiation
14:00 <psYbR> for some reason I'm really sad about his death :(
14:00 <psYbR> I've seen so many of his movies
14:00 <slinky_J> i just found out then on fb
14:00 <Mew> atleast he made movies so they'll always be there
15:00 <Serenity> this morning i realised actors i know and like are starting to die rather than old people i have no idea who they are
15:00 <Serenity> getting old
15:00 <slinky_J> heath ledger's death had me hollow for a week
15:00 <Mew> imagine if he did a Michael Hutchinson looooool
15:00 <slinky_J> lol!!!!
15:00 <Mew> and i know its hutchence, thats a mel joke lol
15:00 <slinky_J> i would have thought he'd talk himself to death tellin bad jokes
15:00 <slinky_J> mel heh
16:00 <Serenity> mmm i love eucalyptus
16:00 <slinky_J> Cleopatra committed suicide on my bday
16:00 <slinky_J> im cursed, so i turned gay.
16:00 <psYbR> so Mew... *slithers over next to Mew and gives a nudge in the ribs* I'll send a car to pick you up mk?
16:00 <psYbR> Man I wish I could do that
17:00 <Mew> you'll need a boat psYbR 
17:00 <Mew> im on an island m8
17:00 <Bastardly_One> hang on 
17:00 <psYbR> orly? what island?
17:00 <Bastardly_One> if you want I can link the police report
17:00 <Mew> kangaroo island
17:00 <slinky_J> psYbR http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jurassic_World#mediaviewer/File:JurassicWorldComicConPoster.jpg
17:00 <psYbR> lol
17:00 <Bastardly_One> I think faux did 
17:00 <Bastardly_One> in the news.com.au link
18:00 <slinky_J> I don't mind dying
18:00 <Bastardly_One> hours go
18:00 <slinky_J> but not untill i see that film
18:00 <Bastardly_One> *ago
18:00 <psYbR> oh god
18:00 <psYbR> you know it's gonna be bad
18:00 <slinky_J> no fkn way
18:00 <slinky_J> Speilberg wasnt going to let that happen
19:00 <slinky_J> if its bad I'll give you five hundy bucks
19:00 <slinky_J> if its good you give me oral
19:00 <slinky_J> sex..
19:00 <Mew> thats a whole weeks allowance slinky_J you might wanna rethink that
19:00 <slinky_J> ill pay u 500 to make it filthy degrading <3
20:00 <slinky_J> tru
21:00 <slinky_J> it is brad sucks time
21:00 <slinky_J> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8nOAdiDyMZ4
21:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Brad Sucks - Dropping Out of School (Nov 29, 2008) 3:44 - Category: Music - 342,240 -
21:00 <Bastardly_One> Serenity
21:00 <Bastardly_One> here's the police report
21:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.sfgate.com/file/877/877-Marin%20Sheriff%20investigation%20into%20death%20of%20Robin%20Williams.pdf
22:00 <psYbR> deal, slinky_J 
22:00 <psYbR> either way I win
22:00 <Serenity> why do i want this
22:00 <slinky_J> ordinary oh you scary baby i dont feel so gooood like you say i shouuullld
22:00 <Bastardly_One> basically it's not alleged
22:00 <Serenity> i didnt say it was i said the fire department hinted that he hung himself
22:00 <Bastardly_One> it says right what happened
22:00 <Bastardly_One> Ooooooooooooooh
22:00 <slinky_J> I FOUND BETTER THINGS THAN LEAAAAAARNING
22:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh, read it all 
22:00 <slinky_J> oooaaahhhhahahhhhhhohoh
23:00 <Serenity> all the report says asphyxia that could mean anything
23:00 <Bastardly_One> that's why they went first
23:00 <Serenity> ive read it.
23:00 <Bastardly_One> the top bit where that town doesnt have police
23:00 <Bastardly_One> but paramedics and firies
23:00 <Bastardly_One> the cops had to come from the next town
23:00 <Serenity> who cares
23:00 <Serenity> lol
23:00 <psYbR> "oooaaahhhhahahhhhhhohoh" -slinky_j, 2014
23:00 <Bastardly_One> so of course they got there first
23:00 <psYbR> inspirational.
24:00 <Serenity> ....
24:00 <Bastardly_One> I dont think that works like over here
24:00 <Bastardly_One> I think they do EMS stuff too
24:00 <Serenity> i have no idea what you're talking about or why
25:00 <Bastardly_One> apparently firies to EMS right?
25:00 <Bastardly_One> so it doesnt have to be a suicide for them to rock up
25:00 <Bastardly_One> My gibber make sense now?
25:00 <Serenity> i have no idea
25:00 <Serenity> whats that got to do with what i said
25:00 <Bastardly_One> well, over here they're around to cut them down and stuff yeah?
26:00 <Serenity> i wouldnt have the slightest clue
26:00 <Serenity> and i still dont know what that has to do with what i said
26:00 <Serenity> lol
26:00 <Bastardly_One> OH
26:00 <Bastardly_One> I read that wrong
26:00 <Bastardly_One> they hinted at it 
27:00 <Bastardly_One> MY BAD 
27:00 <Bastardly_One> I re-read
27:00 <Serenity> ...
27:00 <Serenity> you're fucked
27:00 <Bastardly_One> sorry!
27:00 <Bastardly_One> big ...
27:00 <Bastardly_One> wow!
27:00 <Serenity> the hell did you think i said
27:00 <Bastardly_One> I thought you said it gave you a hint
27:00 <Bastardly_One> ffs
27:00 <Bastardly_One> slap me in the head
27:00 <Serenity> id punch you right in the nose if i could
28:00 <Bastardly_One> I'd let you
28:00 <Bastardly_One> for fuck sake 
29:00 <slinky_J> i wana knooooowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
29:00 <Serenity> this in my car
29:00 <Serenity> makes your heart beat weird
29:00 <slinky_J> *rockz out*
29:00 <Bastardly_One> what love iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiis
29:00 <Serenity> its so cool
30:00 <Bastardly_One> oi!
30:00 <Bastardly_One> you can click that retarded lego link now
30:00 <slinky_J> lego link?
30:00 <psYbR> do any of you cunts want to rent a room?
30:00 <slinky_J> whats this about lego
30:00 <slinky_J> i<3 legomation
30:00 <slinky_J> Keshen8!!
30:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qggxTtnKTMo
30:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Dance With The Devil - Immortal Technique (Oct 10, 2007) 6:49 - Category: Entertainment - 17,782,165 -
30:00 <Bastardly_One> oooooooooooooops
30:00 <Bastardly_One> not that 
30:00 <ShadowLurker> \m/ d(^.^)b \m/ : Dark Lotus : Villainous (feat. Anybody Killa) [The Mud, Water, Air & Blood - 2014]
31:00 <Bastardly_One> hang on 
31:00 <Serenity> what if i dont want to
31:00 <Bastardly_One> well don't
31:00 <Serenity> excuse me ShadowLurker you better be listening to those properly
31:00 <Bastardly_One> can you get it for him?
31:00 <ShadowLurker> yes
31:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah you have to listen in order
31:00 <ShadowLurker> i know better than that
31:00 <Bastardly_One> as usual
31:00 <slinky_J> b1
31:00 <slinky_J> https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfa1/t1.0-9/10345580_10152521933479471_5828587817896500822_n.jpg
31:00 <ShadowLurker> also
31:00 <slinky_J> 16 bad ass wolf tattos
32:00 <ShadowLurker> tumblr has gone down like Doodle on a first date
32:00 <slinky_J> http://bit.ly/WDuI58
32:00 <Serenity> who the fuck uses tumblr
32:00 <Serenity> you do dont you
33:00 <Bastardly_One> working on this end
33:00 <Bastardly_One> that page might be in my cache but
33:00 <slinky_J> Serenity dl Cadillac Man
33:00 <slinky_J> :P
33:00 <Bastardly_One> I steal blanks from it all the tie
33:00 <Serenity> ill put it on the list
33:00 <ShadowLurker> tublr is 80% porn
33:00 <Bastardly_One> *time
33:00 <Bastardly_One> can someone fucking smash me in the face?
33:00 <slinky_J> i saw ur post aha
33:00 <ShadowLurker> sure
33:00 <Bastardly_One> might improve my typing too
34:00 <Bastardly_One> Serenity is coming over to break my nose
34:00 <Serenity> everyone keeps talking about patch adams.. and fuck it was one of his less good movies
34:00 <Bastardly_One> I dont blame her
34:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I didn't like that to be honest
34:00 <Bastardly_One> my fave?
34:00 <Bastardly_One> Dead Poet Society
34:00 <Bastardly_One> love that movie
34:00 <Serenity> you are so predictable
34:00 <Serenity> lol
34:00 <Mew> perfect vagina tumblr massive cocks tumblr
34:00 <slinky_J> my fav is Cadillac Man
34:00 <slinky_J> xD
34:00 <slinky_J> best hostage movie ever
34:00 <Serenity> someone come fold these towels
34:00 <Serenity> plz
35:00 <slinky_J> okie
35:00 <slinky_J> call me Folder
35:00 <ShadowLurker> ill fold your towels alright
35:00 <Bastardly_One> oh
35:00 <ShadowLurker> ill fold em good
35:00 <slinky_J> I'm Benders gay cousin
35:00 <Bastardly_One> and Photograph
35:00 <slinky_J> lol
35:00 <Serenity> ill leave them for you then shall u
35:00 <Bastardly_One> he was fucked up in that 
35:00 <Serenity> i
35:00 <Serenity> lol
35:00 <Bastardly_One> ffs
35:00 <ShadowLurker> ill do the towels then oll do you
35:00 <ShadowLurker> OLL
35:00 <slinky_J> LOL!
35:00 <ShadowLurker> ill*
35:00 <Bastardly_One> I cant find the lego thing for slinky
35:00 <Bastardly_One> it's on my FB 
35:00 <Bastardly_One> but effort
36:00 <slinky_J> u 2 r the horniest creatures on the planet
36:00 <Serenity> yeah man its so much effort clicking to a new window
36:00 <Serenity> then clicking back here
36:00 <slinky_J> i dunno how u irc n have sex at the same time
36:00 <Bastardly_One> I might sprain my wrist
36:00 <ShadowLurker> easy man
36:00 <Serenity> mobile phones yo
36:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm elderly
36:00 <slinky_J> lol
36:00 <Serenity> we fuck whle we're on here you know
36:00 <ShadowLurker> all the time yo
36:00 <slinky_J> ino
36:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZCvOLTRSasE
36:00 <Bastardly_One> there
36:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Lego Adam and the Ants - Stand and Deliver ( Mar 22, 2012) 3:27 - Category: Film & Animation - 24,500 - 266 likes (98.2%), 5 dislikes (1.8%)
36:00 <slinky_J> every spelling mistake
37:00 <slinky_J> ino ur ROOTIN
37:00 <Bastardly_One> I am sick of you telling me what to do 
37:00 <Bastardly_One> I do it 
37:00 <Bastardly_One> that's not right
37:00 <ShadowLurker> we be rooting while i minecraft man
37:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
37:00 <slinky_J> ahaha
37:00 <Bastardly_One> why do I believe that?
37:00 <ShadowLurker> BLOCK BLOCK BLOCK OOHHHHHBLOOOOOOCK
37:00 <Bastardly_One> L L LURKER! *spat*
37:00 <slinky_J> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UUlLGnTAHeM
37:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Minecraft in 20 Seconds ( Jul 21, 2014) - Category: Film & Animation - 4,278,996 - 61,064 likes (96%), 2,524 dislikes (4%)
37:00 <ShadowLurker> slippin in her nether portal
38:00 <Bastardly_One> did you know 
38:00 <ShadowLurker> probably
38:00 <Bastardly_One> I was reading the endermen?
38:00 <Bastardly_One> 18 BILLION
38:00 <Bastardly_One> of them
38:00 <Bastardly_One> fucking hell
38:00 <ShadowLurker> wat
38:00 <Bastardly_One> there is supposedly 18 billion of them
39:00 <ShadowLurker> where
39:00 <slinky_J> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sEZWL0m7dY8
39:00 <Bastardly_One> supposedly
39:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Football Is Gay ( Jan 1, 2013) - Category: Film & Animation - 470,302 - 5,736 likes (92.4%), 470 dislikes (7.6%)
39:00 <slinky_J> aaaaaaahahahahahahahahaha
39:00 <Bastardly_One> at the end?
39:00 <Mew> whats endermen
39:00 <Mew> it sounds erotic
39:00 <ShadowLurker> they spawn constantly
39:00 <ShadowLurker> theres no number
39:00 <roomforrent|psYbR> its anything but, Mew
39:00 <Mew> can i get an enderman
39:00 <Bastardly_One> yeh apparently they counted 18 billion or some shit 
39:00 <Bastardly_One> I either read it on the site
39:00 <Bastardly_One> or wikipedia
39:00 <ShadowLurker> its bs
40:00 <Bastardly_One> I'd suspect infinite as you said 
40:00 <ShadowLurker> well until a minute ago you believed it
40:00 <Bastardly_One> no, I said I read it 
40:00 <Bastardly_One> and if you look up
40:00 <Bastardly_One> I said supposedly
40:00 <Mew> it took me so long to get that cYbR_optic lol
40:00 <Mew> i em slew
41:00 <Bastardly_One> mew, endermen are at 
41:00 <Bastardly_One> get this
41:00 <Bastardly_One> the end 
41:00 <Bastardly_One> in Minecraft
41:00 <cYbR_optic> :3
41:00 <Mew> are they all men
41:00 <Mew> is there enderwomen?
42:00 <ShadowLurker> endrmen are also in the overworld
42:00 <cYbR_optic> they're at home making the endermen their sandwiches
42:00 <Mew> SEXIST
42:00 <ShadowLurker> and they dont like being looked at
42:00 <cYbR_optic> <3
42:00 <Mew> you pigs
42:00 <cYbR_optic> mysoginistic pig!
42:00 <slinky_J> cYbR_optic u reckon they will make a NOVA movie
42:00 <slinky_J> now they made guardians and nova corps r in it
42:00 <cYbR_optic> NOVA? we can only hope
43:00 <Mew> i know pretty much nothing about minecraft
43:00 <Mew> it seems to complicated for life
43:00 <Serenity> 10 fucking towels
43:00 <cYbR_optic> give it a go Mew
43:00 <Bastardly_One> those big fuckers?
43:00 <Mew> hell no
43:00 <cYbR_optic> y not
43:00 <Bastardly_One> I hate folding big fluffy towels
43:00 <ShadowLurker> lol
43:00 <Bastardly_One> one takes forever as it is 
43:00 <ShadowLurker> fucking towels ey
43:00 <ShadowLurker> :}
43:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm lazy as fuck
43:00 <Serenity> everyone needs a fucking towel
43:00 <Bastardly_One> I hate housework
44:00 <Mew> does anyone have any tricks they do for housework?
44:00 <ShadowLurker> catches explosions
44:00 <cYbR_optic> yeah
44:00 <cYbR_optic> dont do it
44:00 <Bastardly_One> I do it but not one of those freaks who enjoys it
44:00 <Bastardly_One> lol cYbR_optic
44:00 <Bastardly_One> never works for me 
44:00 <Bastardly_One> my housemate is an anal retentive whiney cunt
44:00 <cYbR_optic> if I asked my mum she'd come round and do it
44:00 <Bastardly_One> even by my standards
44:00 <Mew> lol omg
45:00 <Bastardly_One> My mum's exact words would be 
45:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck off 
45:00 <Bastardly_One> come do mine you lazy cunt
45:00 <Bastardly_One> that's where I got my charming mouth from
45:00 <cYbR_optic> lovely
45:00 <Serenity> my mum would tell me to fuck off too
45:00 <slinky_J> i want nova!
45:00 <slinky_J> xD
45:00 <Serenity> ive been out of home nearly 12 years =/
45:00 <Bastardly_One> she a potty mouth too?
45:00 <cYbR_optic> my mum would ask if she wanted the dishes done too
45:00 <slinky_J> its fucked how the companies keep moving release dates
46:00 <slinky_J> just to compete
46:00 <Mew> i just zone out and think of other stuff while im doing it and ive gotten so good at it i can hang like 3 loads of washing and by the time i get to the end of it, it doesnt even feel like it was an effort
46:00 <slinky_J> thats right just forget about the audience
46:00 <Mew> Go Zen my brothers
46:00 <slinky_J> y even make movies :/
46:00 <Bastardly_One> Mine would say those exact words 
46:00 <cYbR_optic> I literally have to argue with her every time she comes round to get her to not clean my house
46:00 <Bastardly_One> shit, that reminds me
46:00 <Bastardly_One> I owe mum a call 
46:00 <slinky_J> oh shit same 
46:00 <Bastardly_One> damn
46:00 <Serenity> if my house were dirty when mum came over she'd be getting stuck into me about why my house isnt clean
46:00 <Bastardly_One> I don't wannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnna!
46:00 <Serenity> not cleaning it for me
46:00 <Bastardly_One> lol so would mine
47:00 <Bastardly_One> and her place isn't a palace
47:00 <slinky_J> srs
47:00 <slinky_J> i just clean the kitchen bench incase she puts something down on it
47:00 <slinky_J> like uno if there're bread crumbs n shit on it
47:00 <Bastardly_One> remember I said I was raised in an all female household?
48:00 <slinky_J> yes
48:00 <Bastardly_One> well my grandmother lived with us and probably raised me more
48:00 <Bastardly_One> and she was OCD 
48:00 <Bastardly_One> clean freak
48:00 <slinky_J> choice
48:00 <Bastardly_One> we were fucking lazy
48:00 <cYbR_optic> rekt
48:00 <Bastardly_One> still are
48:00 <slinky_J> my place is always clean so i dont have to deal with ocd cleaning
48:00 <Mew> rekt m8
49:00 <Bastardly_One> My grandma was just one of those freaks who enjoy that kind of thing
49:00 <cYbR_optic>  get rekt Mew
49:00 <cYbR_optic> u avvin a laff
49:00 <Bastardly_One> oh great
49:00 <cYbR_optic> ill smak u in the gabber m8
49:00 <Bastardly_One> it's Maurice
49:00 <slinky_J> 4 cYbR_optic
49:00 <Serenity> i never used to care about cleaning tbh growing up with mum everything was in its place and clean tidy at all times.. its only been in the last year ive become to over the top with cleaning
49:00 <slinky_J> on the topic of super heroes
49:00 <Serenity> but i prefer it this way
49:00 <slinky_J> rofl
49:00 <slinky_J> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PWNLPl7oIRc
49:00 <Mew> joel is gonna get rekt when he goes to jail
49:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Meeting Of The Heroes (Jul 1, 2009) 2:36 - Category: Film & Animation - 5,659,257 - 19,234 likes (96.7%), 648 dislikes (3.3%)
49:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah tidy house
50:00 <Maurice> EAT A DICK M8
50:00 <Bastardly_One> really does keep your mind a bit less clattered
50:00 <ShadowLurker> i need cleaning
50:00 <ShadowLurker> im filthy
50:00 <Bastardly_One> already have according to you Maurice <3
50:00 <Bastardly_One> I need order and tidiness
50:00 <Bastardly_One> or I get a bit more mental after a whie
50:00 <Bastardly_One> *while
51:00 <ShadowLurker> you should see mu workbech then
51:00 <Bastardly_One> I don't mind if a house looks lived in though
51:00 <ShadowLurker> workbench
51:00 <Bastardly_One> oh, benches are different
51:00 <Bastardly_One> My office table
51:00 <Bastardly_One> probably has half the house on it 
51:00 <Bastardly_One> desk rather
52:00 <slinky_J> "By hoshi station you mean hussie station and by power converters you mean prostitutes right"
54:00 <Serenity> this kills in my car too
55:00 <Bastardly_One> fucked if I know why ... haven't heard this song in so many years 
55:00 <Bastardly_One> but it just came into my head for no reason at all 
55:00 <Bastardly_One> Kate Ceberano got her break in this song
55:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BjNYsUk2Mcw
55:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: MODELS - GOD BLESS AMERICA 1984 (Audio Enhanced) (Jun 30, 2011) 3:49 - Category: Music - 458 views - 2 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
56:00 <ShadowLurker> https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/t1.0-9/1621827_10202411659003898_2239625629890796634_n.jpg
56:00 <ShadowLurker> chaos
57:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm old
57:00 <slinky_J> ok this bin laden movie is balls
57:00 <Maurice> I notice you're lacking a photo of me on display, ShadowLurker
57:00 <Bastardly_One> I remember where I was when I heard this song
57:00 <Maurice> Thats a bit rude
57:00 <ShadowLurker> that photo is nsfw
57:00 <Bastardly_One> jesus
57:00 <Maurice> Good point
57:00 <Bastardly_One> I'd not find a thing 
57:00 <Bastardly_One> but average electrician desk
57:00 <ShadowLurker> excuse me
58:00 <ShadowLurker> i am not a fucking sparky
58:00 <Bastardly_One> oops!
58:00 <Bastardly_One> :D
58:00 <Bastardly_One> I did that for a reaction
58:00 <ShadowLurker> my desk is a bombsite but my work is an OCD wet dream
58:00 <Bastardly_One> do you ever get that off idiots though?
59:00 <Bastardly_One> thinking you do sparky shit?
59:00 <ShadowLurker> not really i dont talk to many ppl about what i do
59:00 <Bastardly_One> fair enough then 
59:00 <Bastardly_One> just us smart people
59:00 <Bastardly_One> awwwwwwwwwwwww
59:00 <ShadowLurker> us?
00:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah "them"
00:00 <Bastardly_One> never met "them"
01:00 <Mew> Loof how was it?
01:00 <slinky_J> this is b1 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wdX8y_xkz14
01:00 <Bastardly_One> well that killedit
01:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: CAPTAIN OBVIOUS! (Oct 31, 2010) 0:43 - Category: Film & Animation - 1,233,498 - 5,910 likes (96.5%), 216 dislikes (3.5%)
01:00 <slinky_J> lols
01:00 <Bastardly_One> me saying I was smart
01:00 <Loof> didn't do it yet
02:00 <Bastardly_One> slinky
02:00 <Loof> was uploading zac dancing to youtube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hB2mmWV0g74
02:00 <Bastardly_One> that was spastic
02:00 <Bastardly_One> but I sniggered
03:00 <Serenity> stop using my word
03:00 <Serenity> ok
03:00 <slinky_J> fk i cant wait to get plastered
03:00 <slinky_J> lol b1 yea
04:00 <ShadowLurker> thats what she said
04:00 <Bastardly_One> stop paying attention when I say it 
04:00 <Bastardly_One> it's a good word
04:00 <Bastardly_One> and seeing as I'm on ignore
04:00 <Bastardly_One> don't you hate it when people think their kids are awesome
04:00 <Bastardly_One> and you
04:00 <Bastardly_One> are like
04:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah that's great!
06:00 <Bastardly_One> fucking Serenity
06:00 <Bastardly_One> owns everything
06:00 <Bastardly_One> that Maurice doesn't claim
06:00 <Bastardly_One> :(
06:00 <ShadowLurker> .
07:00 <Serenity> its just really weird when someone says something.. and then you compliment then on the way they say it.. then you start using it all the time
07:00 <Bastardly_One> .. to you
07:00 <Bastardly_One> did I?
07:00 <slinky_J> alcohol alcohol alcohol
07:00 <Bastardly_One> I haven't even intentionally picked up on it 
07:00 <slinky_J> bring on night time
08:00 <Bastardly_One> bah
08:00 <Bastardly_One> I don't miss drinking
08:00 <Bastardly_One> I do sometimes
08:00 <Bastardly_One> not often
09:00 <Fez> Er
09:00 <Fez> Yep
09:00 <slinky_J> oh man
09:00 <Bastardly_One> so bad 
09:00 <slinky_J> we r gettin FUCKED up tonite
09:00 <Bastardly_One> this song ... it's awesome
09:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S_mvIQPcdbc
09:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: [01] FAITH NO MORE - Reunited (Download Festival live 2009) *Sync* HQ (Jun 13, 2009) 4:40 - Category: Music - 691,681 - 2,057 likes (97.2%), 60 dislikes (2.8%)
10:00 <ShadowLurker> one question
10:00 <Bastardly_One> well, ask it 
10:00 <ShadowLurker> do you ever just stop and let the chat progress naturally
10:00 <Bastardly_One> not got all day
10:00 <Fez> I dont irc
11:00 <Bastardly_One> sometimes I chat and I don't give a damn if anyone answers me or not
11:00 <Fez> Except for when i do..
11:00 <Bastardly_One> geez
11:00 <Bastardly_One> what the fuck is the point of idling?
11:00 <Bastardly_One> I can do that without logging on 
12:00 <Fez> Thats why you have an away nick
12:00 <Fez> For when you idle
12:00 <Fez> Right?
12:00 <Ana_Ng> there are no rules
12:00 <ShadowLurker> so how about that sunshine
12:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xBE3CTcNa8I
12:00 <Loof> mmm sunshine
12:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: [07] FAITH NO MORE - Poker Face (Lady Gaga) / Chinese Arithmetic (Download Festival 2009) *Sync* HQ (Jun 13, 2009) 4:57 - Category: Music - 2,747,466 - 8,501 likes (93.3%), 609 dislikes (6.7%)
12:00 <ShadowLurker> there are rules Ana_Ng
12:00 <slinky_J> Ana_Ng that's correct
13:00 <ShadowLurker> rule 1: fuck off Ana_Ng
13:00 <Loof> gtfo Ana_Ng i can smell your cunt
13:00 <slinky_J> in the over-all scheme of things
13:00 <ShadowLurker> LOL Loof
13:00 <slinky_J> reguarding the universe
13:00 <Bastardly_One> I am really starting to tire of the fact that when I open my mouth 
13:00 <Serenity> if theres no rules why am i even here
13:00 <slinky_J> regarding
13:00 <Fez> That would impky the rule is there are no rules
13:00 <Bastardly_One> some cunt or another has a problme
13:00 <Bastardly_One> *problem
13:00 <ShadowLurker> noones really here
13:00 <Fez> Making. 1 rule
13:00 <ShadowLurker> its a software simulation of reality
13:00 <Serenity> there is no spoon
13:00 <ShadowLurker> :)
13:00 <slinky_J> life's driven by disorder and entropy
14:00 <ShadowLurker> and contradiction
14:00 <ShadowLurker> mmmmm dick
14:00 <Fez> Spoon
15:00 <Bastardly_One> there is not one honest person in the world who can claim they are not hypocritical
15:00 <Bastardly_One> that's humans right there ... walking talking contradictions
15:00 <Ana_Ng> no rules
15:00 <Serenity> how are human rights contradictions.
16:00 <slinky_J> mmmm dick
16:00 <slinky_J> +m
16:00 <Serenity> dickm?
16:00 <Bastardly_One> humans right there 
16:00 <Fez> But he bent the spoooon
16:00 <slinky_J> SHADOWLURKER I HEAR YOU HAVE A DINOCOCK
16:00 <slinky_J> IS THIS TRUE
16:00 <Bastardly_One> as in ... that's human
16:00 <Bastardly_One> s
16:00 <slinky_J> sezz pms me all the time about it
16:00 <Bastardly_One> not human rights
16:00 <slinky_J> she b like "I'm doing this essay and OMG DINOCOCK!"
16:00 <Serenity> how are humans a contradiction
17:00 <Bastardly_One> we all are at some point
17:00 <slinky_J> we're just human
17:00 <Bastardly_One> beliefs can even be changed in the course of a conversation
17:00 <Bastardly_One> you might enter the conversation with one set of beliefs
17:00 <slinky_J> everything good, everything bad about us is in our nature
17:00 <Serenity> but thats not contradictive
17:00 <Serenity> thats changing your mind
17:00 <Bastardly_One> and have the other side of the argument presented to you
18:00 <slinky_J> and when you put restraints on us, ie a society like ours
18:00 <Maurice> I dunno if you guys know this or not, but in the words of a great poet, life is no nintendo game
18:00 <Serenity> yeah thats not contradictive
18:00 <Ana_Ng> whenever we do wrong, we break out the "i'm only human" excuse
18:00 <slinky_J> you breed serial killers, sociopaths etc.
19:00 <Bastardly_One> what's the word I'm looking for? You try have a serious conversation with some idiot babbling worse than Pieter ever could
19:00 <slinky_J> well it's the great truth in any society, dictatorship or democratic or what not
19:00 <Bastardly_One> if this guy wants me to give notice he's going the right way over the last couple of days
19:00 <slinky_J> it's that Jurassic Park quote by Malcolm that you cant control nature
19:00 <Serenity> i dont know what you're looking for but contradictive would be going on long diatribes about one thing when you actually behave/feel/do the opposite
19:00 <Serenity> not changing you mind about something
20:00 <Bastardly_One> yes
20:00 <Bastardly_One> people do that all the time 
20:00 <Bastardly_One> but that's not what I mean true
20:00 <ShadowLurker> lol but its a good day with my own business is going well and I will have the ability of my friends and family
20:00 <slinky_J> am i the idiot babbling worse than pieter ever could?
20:00 <Bastardly_One> no way 
20:00 <Bastardly_One> read again 
20:00 <slinky_J> xD
20:00 <Bastardly_One> the next line
20:00 <Bastardly_One> I mean yes
20:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck
20:00 <slinky_J> yea i read lol
20:00 <Bastardly_One> what am I saying :P
21:00 <ShadowLurker> no idea
21:00 <Bastardly_One> dont worry ... between the house mate
21:00 <Bastardly_One> and slinky I lost it 
21:00 <Bastardly_One> I was about to explain it I thought
21:00 <Bastardly_One> booooooo!
21:00 <Bastardly_One> or some shit
22:00 <Bastardly_One> anywhere got a sign of spring yet?
22:00 <slinky_J> meh, i just blurted out some factual shit
22:00 <slinky_J> for no reason
22:00 <Bastardly_One> must say I'm over this winter business
22:00 <Bastardly_One> and I like winter
22:00 <slinky_J> ur like an old goat, summer and winter
22:00 <slinky_J> jokes :P
23:00 <Bastardly_One> I am an old goat
23:00 <Bastardly_One> cranky cunt
23:00 <Bastardly_One> lives in a rubbish dump
23:00 <Fez> Lucky u a goat
23:00 <Bastardly_One> actually do live on a hill :P
23:00 <Fez> And not a human or youd be contradictory
23:00 <Bastardly_One> indeed
24:00 <ShadowLurker> \m/ d(^.^)b \m/ : [Radio][Hatchet Radio Presents: Honkey Kong Madness drunk up in this piece][Hatchet House - Q Strange - Pop!]
24:00 <slinky_J> "You know that place between sleep and awake? That place where you still remember dreaming? That's where I'll always love you... Peter Pan. That's where I'll be waiting" - Tinkerbell, "Hook". 
25:00 <slinky_J> b1 i stole that line from my favourite novel
25:00 <Bastardly_One> that's nice dear
25:00 <Shadowgate> yous kill of laughter lol
25:00 <Bastardly_One> lol @ Shadowgate he typed at 2:25pm
25:00 <slinky_J> nice?
25:00 <slinky_J> should be thankfull
25:00 <slinky_J> it's a masterpiece.
25:00 <Shadowgate> its not as funny when people type in the morning lol
26:00 <Shadowgate> i have to get up early to see if someone types at morning
26:00 <Fez> Ure funny shadowgate
26:00 <Bastardly_One> I've noticed
26:00 <Fez> Funny guy
26:00 <Shadowgate> lol Fez
26:00 <Bastardly_One> I've had a rare normal convo with you at that time
26:00 <Bastardly_One> must be sober still
29:00 <slinky_J> In eighteenth-century France there lived a man who was one of the most gifted and abominable personages in an era that knew no lack of gifted and abominable personages. His story will be told here. His name was Jean-Baptiste Grenouille, and if his name--in contrast to the names of other gifted abominations, de Sade's, for instance, or Saint-Just's, Fouche's, Bonaparte's, etc.--has been 
29:00 <slinky_J> forgotten today, it is certainly not because Grenouille fell short of those more famous blackguards when it came to arrogance, misanthropy, immorality, or, more succinctly, to wickedness, but because his gifts and his sole ambition were restricted to a domain that leaves no traces in history: to the fleeting realm of scent.
30:00 <slinky_J> ahem b1 read pls
30:00 <slinky_J> and I continue..
30:00 <slinky_J> In the period of which we speak, there reigned in the cities a stench barely conceivable to us modern men and women.
30:00 <Bastardly_One> Christ
31:00 <Bastardly_One> have you ever read de Sade?
31:00 <Bastardly_One> 101 Days of Sodom supposedly invented BDSM
31:00 <Bastardly_One> not for those easily offended
31:00 <Bastardly_One> I was cringing in some places
31:00 <Bastardly_One> and that was written in 1780 something
32:00 <slinky_J> The streets stank of manure, the courtyards of urine, the stairwells stank of moldering wood and rat droppings, the kitchens of spoiled cabbage and mutton fat; the unaired parlors stank of stale dust, the bedrooms of greasy sheets, damp featherbeds, and the pungently sweet aroma of chamber pots.
32:00 <slinky_J> The stench of sulfur rose from the chimneys, the stench of caustic lyes from the tanneries, and from the slaughterhouoses came the stench of congealed blood. 
33:00 <slinky_J> People stank of sweat and unwashed clothes; from their mouths came the stench of rotting teeth, from their bellies that of onions, and from their bodies, if they were no longer very young, came the stench of rancid cheese and sour milk and tumorous disease.
35:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.odaha.com/sites/default/files/120_days_of_sodom.pdf
35:00 <slinky_J> The rivers stank, the marketplaces stank, the churches stank, it stank beneath the bridges and in the palaces. The peasant stank as did the priest, the apprentice as did his master's wife, the whole of the aristocracy stank, even the king himself stank, stank like a rank lion, and the queen like an old goat, summer and winter.
36:00 <slinky_J> For in the eighteenth century there was nothing to hinder bacteria busy at decomposition, and so there was no human activity, either constructive ordestructive, no manifestation of germinating orcaying life that was not accompanied by stench.
36:00 <Bastardly_One> ffs
36:00 <Bastardly_One> stop channel flooding
36:00 <slinky_J> I can go on
36:00 <slinky_J> ok I will go on
36:00 <Bastardly_One> we'll be right
37:00 <slinky_J> no no, I'm doing you a favour, now read on
41:00 <slinky_J> And of course the stench was foulest in Paris, for Paris was the largest city of France. And in turnthere was a spot in paris under the sway of a particularly fiendish stench: between the rue aux Fers and the rue de la Ferronerie, the Cimetiere des Innocents to be exact. For eight hundredyears the dead had been brought here from the Hotel-DIeu and from the surrounding parish churches, for 
41:00 <slinky_J> eight hundred years, day in, day out, corpses by the dozens had been carted here and tossed into long ditches, stacked bone upon bone for eight hundred years in the tombs and charnel houoses. Only later--on eve of the Revolution, after several of the grave pits had caved in and the stench had driven-
42:00 <slinky_J> the swollen graveyard's neighbors to more than mere protest and to actual insurrection--was it finally closed and abandoned. Millions of bones and skulls were shoveled into the catacombs of MNontmartre and in its place a food market was erected.
42:00 <slinky_J> enjoying the story Bastardly_One
43:00 <slinky_J> hear that? mmm silence.
43:00 <Maurice> The word stench is used way too many times
44:00 <Fez> Any beer in that story?
44:00 <slinky_J> the story is all about scent
44:00 <slinky_J> Perfume: The Story of a Murderer
45:00 <slinky_J> who has the gift to store every scent as a memory
45:00 <Fez> Mnontmartre?
45:00 <slinky_J> and he's a twisted fuck.
45:00 <slinky_J> Montmartre
45:00 <slinky_J> i wasnt looking at the screen
46:00 <Fez> Tgat word made the whole thing not make sense
46:00 <Fez> That*
46:00 <Fez> I hope your proud!
48:00 <Bastardly_One> I dunno about anyone else
48:00 <Bastardly_One> if I wanted to read it I'd read it elsewhere
48:00 <Bastardly_One> I walked off
49:00 <Bastardly_One> never read shit 
49:00 <Bastardly_One> I was too busy finding this 
49:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.odaha.com/sites/default/files/120_days_of_sodom.pdf
49:00 <slinky_J> lol fez
49:00 <Bastardly_One> gross
49:00 <Bastardly_One> as all fuck
49:00 <slinky_J> yer well
49:00 <Bastardly_One> and that book supposedly invented bdsm
49:00 <slinky_J> it's one of the greatest novels ever written
49:00 <Bastardly_One> there's one seen he describes a female
49:00 <slinky_J> but not everybody can read through it all
50:00 <Bastardly_One> who had been sodomised that many times
50:00 <slinky_J> it's one of those difficult reads
50:00 <Bastardly_One> she smelt like raw sewerage
50:00 <slinky_J> uno, like Ulysses
50:00 <slinky_J> if you've read that
50:00 <Bastardly_One> I have
50:00 <slinky_J> then READ THIS MOTHERFUCKER.
50:00 <Bastardly_One> James Joyce
50:00 <slinky_J> hahahahahaha
50:00 <Bastardly_One> paranoid drunk
50:00 <slinky_J> did you read portrait of the artist as a young man first?
50:00 <Bastardly_One> over rated piss pot
51:00 <Ana_Ng> foucault's pendulum
51:00 <slinky_J> im not a joyce fan
51:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah he shits me 
51:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck off you paranoid prattling catholic drunk
51:00 <Bastardly_One> you bore me 
52:00 <Bastardly_One> I just realised apart from Oscar Wilde
52:00 <Bastardly_One> how many anglo poets I like are american
53:00 <Bastardly_One> never thought about it 
54:00 <Bastardly_One> and best contempary would be TS Eliot
54:00 <Bastardly_One> fucking tosspot
54:00 <Bastardly_One> but awesome
54:00 <Fez> U think toss pots are awesome?
54:00 <slinky_J> yer
55:00 <slinky_J> you need a plug of tobacco bro
55:00 <Ana_Ng> foucault's pendulum, bastardly, have you read it?
55:00 <slinky_J> some Wagner
55:00 <slinky_J> Walt Whitman
55:00 <Bastardly_One> so long ago ana I'd have to read it again
55:00 <slinky_J> and some whiskey
55:00 <Bastardly_One> like Dante
55:00 <slinky_J> <3 Oscar WIlde
55:00 <Bastardly_One> I'd have to read that again 
55:00 <Ana_Ng> ok, you didn't read it
55:00 <Ana_Ng> there's no way you would read it again
55:00 <Bastardly_One> Oscar Wilde helped me get my wit
55:00 <Bastardly_One> ummmm I can see it 
56:00 <Bastardly_One> but I don't think I have
56:00 <Bastardly_One> A lot would say that about 101 Days of Sodom
56:00 <Bastardly_One> I've read it 3 times
56:00 <Bastardly_One> each time creeped out more
57:00 <Bastardly_One> get this into ya one day
57:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.odaha.com/sites/default/files/120_days_of_sodom.pdf
57:00 <Bastardly_One> awful book
57:00 <slinky_J> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Foucault%27s_Pendulum
57:00 <doctor> I like the real depressing stuff
57:00 <slinky_J> this?
57:00 <slinky_J> doctor read perfume
57:00 <slinky_J> you'd fkn love it
57:00 <doctor> pessimistic literature is what I enjoy the most
57:00 <Bastardly_One> yes slinky that
57:00 <Bastardly_One> doctor, that's plain horrid
58:00 <Bastardly_One> all it is really
58:00 <Bastardly_One> is about some people locked up
58:00 <Bastardly_One> and sodomised
58:00 <Bastardly_One> well, more to it than that but thats the one sentence blurb
58:00 <slinky_J> doctor http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Perfume_(novel)
59:00 <slinky_J> if you want something intelligent and utterly disturbing
59:00 <Bastardly_One> very graphic for 1780 something
59:00 <doctor> I'll add it to the list
00:00 <slinky_J> ;)
00:00 <doctor> I'm reading Better Never to Have Been by David Benetar. It's more philosophical pessimism though about the harm of coming into existence
02:00 <slinky_J> my fav novelist http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ron_Hansen_(novelist)#Novels
02:00 <slinky_J> xD
03:00 <simba> Thelonious P. Chesterfield III
03:00 <doctor> You do like your antiheroes
03:00 <slinky_J> yes
03:00 <slinky_J> i do
04:00 <slinky_J> https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/1554634_698381893550074_3804290760953847533_n.jpg?oh=1d46b35af41ae18a6bbe07476c8da87a&oe=545ACFC6&__gda__=1417690887_2002f52a24a84d0d025bbb6aa753af0f <3
04:00 <slinky_J> alright i gotta watch this period drama about prostitution..
04:00 <slinky_J> hahahaha
16:00 <Bastardly_One> it is not a good day
16:00 <Bastardly_One> if you are not looking good
16:00 <simba> people sure do give a shit about celebrities a lot more when theyre dead
17:00 <Bastardly_One> today I asked for a God to put some wine in my eyes
17:00 <Bastardly_One> today I asked for someone to shed some salt on my life
22:00 <Bastardly_One> don't let me die with that silly look in my eyes
24:00 <simba> are these slipknot lyrics?
24:00 <Bastardly_One> FNM
24:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
24:00 <Bastardly_One> that was partial King For A Day lyrics
25:00 <Bastardly_One> naked in front of the computer always disturbs me 
25:00 <Bastardly_One> it strangely makes sense 
26:00 <Bastardly_One> I bought the thing, I taught the thing, and, I fought the thing
27:00 <Bastardly_One> they say it's normal but they're keeping me doped
28:00 <ShadowLurker> http://38.media.tumblr.com/347ace78d358dccd79f5bd4345aab36b/tumblr_n54nwmXDMA1srnr85o1_1280.jpg
29:00 <doctor> slippery
29:00 <Bastardly_One> fucking pervert
29:00 <Bastardly_One> I am suddenly hungry
29:00 <simba> sticky
30:00 <Bastardly_One> she looks like she has a nice rest of her too what you can notice
30:00 <Bastardly_One> but definitely hungry now suddenly
30:00 <simba> two fingers a thumb and half a face?
30:00 <Bastardly_One> been that long I forget what a real one looks like
30:00 <Bastardly_One> hah
30:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah
31:00 <Bastardly_One> don't pay much attention to me today 
31:00 <Bastardly_One> I am seriously fucked in the head
32:00 <Bastardly_One> how does that differ from any other day right?
32:00 <Bastardly_One> it doesn't?
40:00 <Bastardly_One> what a good line
40:00 <Fez> Stop floodin the chan
40:00 <Fez> :P
40:00 <Bastardly_One> :P
46:00 <slinky_J> <%simba> people sure do give a shit about celebrities a lot more when theyre dead
47:00 <simba> agreed
47:00 <slinky_J> it's fhac'd
47:00 <slinky_J> i agree with whoever said that
47:00 <slinky_J> lol
47:00 <simba> that guys opinion rocks
47:00 <Q{> alot of ppl enjoyed his work
47:00 <slinky_J> he is pretty smirt
47:00 <Q{> i watched morg and mindi for years
47:00 <slinky_J> im bettin the cops get called on me tonite lolol
47:00 <Q{> when i was a kid
48:00 <slinky_J> ye u see him in Happy Days?
48:00 <slinky_J> lols
48:00 <slinky_J> fk i hate that show
48:00 <simba> i remember slinky_J telling me to watch mork and mindy years ago but i never did
48:00 <slinky_J> hahahaha
48:00 <ShadowLurker> http://31.media.tumblr.com/063f543a9efa595637a02312db261969/tumblr_na6ai48ZgW1r9snzco1_1280.jpg
48:00 <slinky_J> I'm watching The Immigrant with Marion Colitard
49:00 <slinky_J> she gets forced into prostitution ;) BUT IT'S A PERIOD FILM SO THAT IS LEGIT OK!
49:00 <simba> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IccOBil8Qwk is nice
50:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: DJ Rashad & DJ Spinn - Broken Heart ( Mar 14, 2013) 4:01 - Category: People & Blogs - 36,056 - 304 likes (99%), 3 dislikes (1%)
50:00 <simba> is nice - borat
53:00 <simba> https://31.media.tumblr.com/b793fe7485527190bb450be506579d8c/tumblr_n8ytzluiyX1tg7ic3o1_500.jpg
55:00 <slinky_J> ahahaha
55:00 <slinky_J> ima cop shit for my rip robin williams fb post
55:00 <slinky_J> rofl
56:00 <simba> i made my status happy birthday robbie williams
56:00 <slinky_J> "Well Robin Williams I hope you died jerkin' off 'cause I srsly expected you to talk yourself to death. <3" with this pic of him https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfp1/t1.0-9/10610478_10153062363667995_6270525992463698275_n.jpg
56:00 <slinky_J> AHAHAHAHAHAHA
56:00 <slinky_J> nice simbi
16:00 <Q{> student if u auction ur virginitiy on ebay, i make bid for it
16:00 <Loof> gtfo Student you shitstain on the ass of pakistan
16:00 <slinky_J> oh man if only i wasnst on block
16:00 <slinky_J> id type out a story for loof
16:00 <slinky_J> ahahahahahahaha
16:00 <slinky_J> see spot
16:00 <slinky_J> see spot run
17:00 <slinky_J> DUMBASS
18:00 <Q{> its real amazing pakistan is real small but got population greater than russia
18:00 <simba> http://www.fda.gov/food/guidanceregulation/guidancedocumentsregulatoryinformation/sanitationtransportation/ucm056174.htm
18:00 <simba> The FDA allows the following “unavoidable defects” in foods that are probably in your kitchen: burlap bagging, insect eggs and fragments, larvae, parasites, rodent hairs, mold, mildew, mammalian excreta (animal poop), maggots, and cigarette butts.
18:00 <Q{> pakistand is prolly size of tasmania
18:00 <slinky_J> COlitard
18:00 <simba> americans and their cigarette butt sandwiches!
18:00 <slinky_J> tard
18:00 <Fez> I just saw a silver cop car
21:00 <slinky_J> media in america
21:00 <slinky_J> investigating the new app that tells you where the bad neighbourhoods are
21:00 <slinky_J> go to bad neighbourhood and get jacked
21:00 <slinky_J> HAHAHAHAHA
22:00 <simba> ive seen some fucking spastic apps theyre coming out with
23:00 <Loof> i want a scale app
23:00 <Q{> http://elitedaily.com/envision/competition-to-find-the-best-brazil/702954/
23:00 <Loof> so i can weight weed on my mobile screen
23:00 <Loof> weigh*
24:00 <slinky_J> oh fuck yeah bring on 4pm
26:00 <Serenity> cigarette butts???
26:00 <Serenity> really
26:00 <Q{> http://elitedaily.com/envision/cars/self-driving-infiniti-q50/705555/
31:00 <slinky_J> hm
31:00 <slinky_J> sezz
31:00 <slinky_J> how far is too far oh fk pm
32:00 <simba> butts please
32:00 <simba> http://38.media.tumblr.com/cad6414d45668ce83cb43a7329afcaee/tumblr_na6ktfpWN11qmuxe9o1_1280.jpg
32:00 <simba> basically my outlook on life
34:00 <Ana_Ng> handbra
35:00 <slinky_J> everyone with their sad robin williams posts
35:00 <psYbR> ugh i know
35:00 <slinky_J> the dude was bi polar wasnt he
35:00 <slinky_J> srsly maniv
35:00 <slinky_J> manic
35:00 <slinky_J> my post is fun
35:00 <simba> idk didnt know him
36:00 <slinky_J> simba that ass has three holes!
36:00 <Ana_Ng> i am not a fan of nanny-fuckers
36:00 <slinky_J> nanny fuckers
36:00 <slinky_J> u mean Cadillac Man?
36:00 <Ana_Ng> no i mean his real life
36:00 <slinky_J> oh
37:00 <Ana_Ng> he got the nanny pregnant
37:00 <slinky_J> cause he was fucking The Nanny chick in cadillac man hahahaha
37:00 <slinky_J> she had nice tits back in the day
37:00 <Ana_Ng> oh HAHAHAHAAAAA
37:00 <psYbR> good on him
37:00 <psYbR> id hi five him
37:00 <Ana_Ng> that is the laziest shit
37:00 <simba> robin 'nanny fucker' williams
37:00 <Ana_Ng> you want to fuck someone else
37:00 <Ana_Ng> get in your car 
37:00 <simba> anyone who liked zelda enough to name their girl zelda is cool
37:00 <psYbR> ^
39:00 <Serenity> you know it was an actual name
39:00 <ShadowLurker> \m/ d(^.^)b \m/ : [Radio][Hatchet Radio Presents: Honkey Kong Madness drunk up in this piece][Boondox - My Night (Featuring Insane Clown Posse)]
39:00 <Serenity> before tge gane
39:00 <Serenity> the game
40:00 <simba> yes
40:00 <simba> i dont believe nintendo made it up
40:00 <simba> he still named her after teh games tho
40:00 <Ana_Ng> um
40:00 <Ana_Ng> he named her after f scott fitzgerald
40:00 <Ana_Ng> just told you guys it was the game
40:00 <Serenity> I dont think he did
40:00 <Ana_Ng> to look cool
41:00 <simba> lol
41:00 <simba> nope he was a gigantic fan of the games and even appeared in the OOT 3D add
42:00 <Ana_Ng> in 1989 he was a big fan
42:00 <Bastardly_One> I'd just like to say
42:00 <Ana_Ng> when he was doing coke, fucking nannies
42:00 <Bastardly_One> these hash browns are going down well
42:00 <Ana_Ng> he was also playing that game
42:00 <Serenity> well his daughter was born in 89
43:00 <Ana_Ng> yeah i'm aware of that
43:00 <simba> Ana_Ng the know it all that actually knows nothing
43:00 <simba> the worst kind of know it all
43:00 <Serenity> lol
43:00 <simba> im sure you can balance a cocaine addiction and the legend of zelda
43:00 <Ana_Ng> living in sf he might have been into it, with a Famicom disk system
43:00 <simba> and raise a daughter?!
43:00 <simba> what a man
44:00 <Serenity> shes just a misery guts
44:00 <Ana_Ng> bastardly
44:00 <Ana_Ng> did you nap at all
46:00 <Bastardly_One> negative
46:00 <Bastardly_One> and I lost my mind earlier
46:00 <Bastardly_One> poor Serenity copped it
46:00 <Bastardly_One> I mean more than usual
46:00 <Serenity> I did?
46:00 <Student> ha ha 
46:00 <Bastardly_One> when I lost it 
46:00 <Bastardly_One> the fire brigade thing
47:00 <Bastardly_One> and you wanted to break my nose
47:00 <Bastardly_One> with my permission
47:00 <doctor> It's okay b1, you can slowly descend into madness. It's not right for us to go against the inevitable
47:00 <Bastardly_One> cheers!
47:00 <Ana_Ng> i don't think it's much of a descent
48:00 <Bastardly_One> knew I could rely on you to understand doctor
48:00 <Bastardly_One> hah
48:00 <Ana_Ng> more like stepping off the curb
48:00 <Bastardly_One> I was about to say that ana 
48:00 <doctor> lol
48:00 <Skirmish> I love how B1 affectionately describes "poor Serenity" like they've had a life long friendship.
48:00 <Bastardly_One> oh fucking please
48:00 <Bastardly_One> I am so sick of you reading into everything I say 
48:00 <Skirmish> Stop saying it then dickhead.
48:00 <Bastardly_One> hey Ana_Ng, don't ask me how this came up
48:00 <Bastardly_One> but
48:00 <TheRon> please children
48:00 <Ana_Ng> you read what skirmish says?
49:00 <Lumeah> Lol
49:00 <Ana_Ng> interesting
49:00 <Bastardly_One> I was shocked at how much you pay for gas
49:00 <Bastardly_One> $4.14 or something?
49:00 <Ana_Ng> compared to?
49:00 <Bastardly_One> that's fucking insane
49:00 <Ana_Ng> i don't have a car
49:00 <Ana_Ng> i don't care
49:00 <Bastardly_One> ummm the rest of the country?
49:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I don't even know ours
49:00 <Bastardly_One> ditto
49:00 <Serenity> thats a gallon you clown
49:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah but for them
49:00 <Ana_Ng> honestly
49:00 <Bastardly_One> that's a fuckload
49:00 <Ana_Ng> i don't think it's high enough
49:00 <simba> agreed
49:00 <Ana_Ng> people still waste gas
50:00 <Serenity> its almost $2 a litre here thats cheap
50:00 <Ana_Ng> so it's still cheap
50:00 <TheRon> people still dog and sled there?
50:00 <Bastardly_One> 1.87?
50:00 <Ana_Ng> yes they do
50:00 <Skirmish> $1.57 when I went for a haircut for Unleaded. 
50:00 <Bastardly_One> ah ok
50:00 <doctor> back to the old days of yonder, I say. the legs should be doing all the working
50:00 <Bastardly_One> am I correct to say states vary?
51:00 <Skirmish> Yes
51:00 <Bastardly_One> due to levies and taxes and shit?
51:00 <Ana_Ng> yes, each state has its own ta
51:00 <Bastardly_One> thought so
51:00 <Serenity> ill be sure to do extra burn outs for ana today
51:00 <Ana_Ng> tax
51:00 <Bastardly_One> I don't drive
51:00 <Ana_Ng> most states can pick and choose their refineries
51:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah strangely I know more about the american system
51:00 <TheRon> we're on the road to nowhere
51:00 <Bastardly_One> than our ouwn
51:00 <Ana_Ng> we only have one
51:00 <Bastardly_One> *own
51:00 <Ana_Ng> and it's 3500km away
51:00 <simba> on the road again
51:00 <Serenity> just change your name
51:00 <Skirmish> Life would be miserable without a car. 
51:00 <Bastardly_One> TheRon
51:00 <Serenity> oh.. nvm
51:00 <Bastardly_One> petrol
51:00 <Bastardly_One> 187?
52:00 <simba> miserable without a car thats a bit of a stretch
52:00 <TheRon> is it?
52:00 <simba> thats like a woman saying life would be miserable without make up
52:00 <Bastardly_One> or don't you drive either TheRon?
52:00 <Serenity> you do know its different every suburb
52:00 <Bastardly_One> I don't know I'm asking
52:00 <Serenity> it could be 1.50 somewhere and 1.90 somewhere else
52:00 <Bastardly_One> and slightly different per franchise
52:00 <Bastardly_One> yah
52:00 <Skirmish> simba: I am so used to having a car, it would be a massive adjustment to then start living without one. 
53:00 <Skirmish> I enjoy driving along with the windows down heading into the beaches.
53:00 <Bastardly_One> our's are relatively the same in this city
53:00 <Bastardly_One> I think I saw it for 1.78 the other day 
53:00 <Serenity> im not going to not havr a car to please hairy hippy dried up vag old ladies
53:00 <Bastardly_One> but it's not something I take notice of
53:00 <Bastardly_One> not going without a car for a bunch of feral lesbians
54:00 <Bastardly_One> is that what you meant?
54:00 <Skirmish> How do you know your city is all the same if you don't pay attention?  Fuck you say the dumbest shit ever B1. 
54:00 <TheRon> lesbians where?
54:00 <Ana_Ng> theron doesn't care if they are wild or feral
54:00 <doctor> When I was a teenager I thought getting my car and license would be the greatest thing, I told myself I'd constantly be out on the road liberated from my stationary duties
54:00 <Bastardly_One> I mean I don't take that much consideration as I don't drive
54:00 <TheRon> they're lesbians
54:00 <doctor> Then I got them and the novelty wore out pretty quickly
54:00 <Bastardly_One> doesn't mean I walk around with my eyes closed
54:00 <doctor> Driving is boring
54:00 <Bastardly_One> stop trying so fucking hard Skirmish
55:00 <Bastardly_One> I might see it and then forget 10 mins later
55:00 <Student> yah fuck slow with ligh fingers ;P
55:00 <Bastardly_One> where as a driver would remember that 
55:00 <Bastardly_One> to see what the next place was
56:00 <Skirmish> Why make something up when you are obviously completely oblivious to what happens? 
56:00 <Bastardly_One> idiot ... you just love twisting my words
56:00 <Bastardly_One> know how stupid you sound belittling people all the time
56:00 <Skirmish> Why do you need to do that?  Just say YOU DON'T KNOW!  Stop coming up with some cock and bull story all the fucking time you silly old fucking goat. 
56:00 <Bastardly_One> that insecure?
56:00 <psYbR> you silly old fucking goat.
56:00 <psYbR> looooooooooool
57:00 <TheRon> i'm the goat
57:00 <Bastardly_One> fucking jumped up security guard
57:00 <TheRon> greatest of all time
57:00 <Serenity> lolll
57:00 <Bastardly_One> just a higher breed of the same thing
57:00 <Skirmish> At least I have a job champ.
58:00 <Bastardly_One> want what I have?
58:00 <Skirmish> I don't care if I cleaned toilets for a living, it's better than living off the govt like you do.
58:00 <Bastardly_One> welcome to it 
58:00 <Bastardly_One> saves me the hassle of it 
58:00 <Skirmish> Why use my profession as something to insult me with then idiot? 
58:00 <psYbR> come on you lot, surely one of you wants to move to Newcastle
58:00 <Bastardly_One> some of us are actually ill 
58:00 <Serenity> I washed dishes for a living. jobs a job
58:00 <psYbR> hit me up, I need a roomie
58:00 <Bastardly_One> fucktard
58:00 <Bastardly_One> heh
58:00 <Bastardly_One> he lives there
58:00 <Student> seeing place for bong is a job too ;)
58:00 <Serenity> what...
59:00 <psYbR> seeing place for bong
59:00 <Student> places
59:00 <psYbR> thats my favourite thing to do
59:00 <Bastardly_One> Ummm, I have 60% lung capacity at present
59:00 <Serenity> ..
59:00 <Bastardly_One> I went for a regular test yesterday
59:00 <Bastardly_One> fluctuates
59:00 <Serenity> youre all high
59:00 <Bastardly_One> its been bad for 2 weeks
59:00 <Skirmish> The thing is B1 you go on, and on and on and on and on crying you're sick and making excuses for failing tafe.  You're a fucking loser no hoper that attempts to regain some of that lost self worth trying to be the all knowing oz on irc.  
59:00 <doctor> i wish Serenity
59:00 <Serenity> me 2
59:00 <Skirmish> You're clueless, at best.
59:00 <Bastardly_One> ummmmmmmmmmmm Serenity
00:00 <Bastardly_One> this is where I need backup to shut this cunt
00:00 <Bastardly_One> up
00:00 <Serenity> dont come running to me champ
00:00 <Serenity> lol
00:00 <Bastardly_One> did I make one excuse for tafe?
00:00 <Skirmish> Did you just ask for backup?  
00:00 <Bastardly_One> dont believe i did 
00:00 <Student> ha ha every problem in this channel is because of you Bastardly_One 
00:00 <Serenity> brb bells gone
00:00 <TheRon> I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE YELLING ABOUT!!!!!!!!
00:00 <Bastardly_One> yes I fucking did ... because I am sick of you thinking so highly of yourself
00:00 <Bastardly_One> of course it is Student
00:00 <Bastardly_One> duh
01:00 <Skirmish> It's ok when B1 can launch into a diatribe against others but if someone takes a shot at him .... "HEEEEELP Serenity!!!  HEEEEEELP MEEEEE!!!" 
01:00 <Bastardly_One> I flat out got bored
01:00 <Bastardly_One> even doctor knows this 
01:00 <Bastardly_One> fucking most boring course I've done ever
01:00 <Ana_Ng> you guys are cracking me up
01:00 <Bastardly_One> I know exactly what I want to do next year
01:00 <Bastardly_One> won't get into it probably
01:00 <Skirmish> Avoid getting a job. 
02:00 <Skirmish> Like you do every year. 
02:00 <Bastardly_One> I can't work idiot
02:00 <Bastardly_One> I have emphysema
02:00 <Bastardly_One> COAD
02:00 <Bastardly_One> go google it 
02:00 <Bastardly_One> nothing to do with my mind
02:00 <Bastardly_One> as to why I can't work
02:00 <Skirmish> You can sit online for hours on end typing .... surely there is a job where you can do that and earn your keep.
02:00 <Student> typing with light hands, remember 
03:00 <Bastardly_One> now you're just being fucking obnoxious as usual
03:00 <TheRon> how about that essendon scum
03:00 <Bastardly_One> I've had emphysema for 3 yrs so far
03:00 <Skirmish> I didn't think that was a very difficult question at all. 
03:00 <Bastardly_One> and atm my lung capacity is 60%
03:00 <Bastardly_One> gets up to 80
03:00 <Skirmish> STOP SMOKING WEED THEN YOU DUMB CUNT!
03:00 <Bastardly_One> last 2 weeks have been shit 
03:00 <Bastardly_One> nothing to do with that
03:00 <TheRon> have a beer instead
03:00 <Bastardly_One> I have a cold
04:00 <Bastardly_One> and it hits harder than normal people
04:00 <TheRon> the doctors say its good ya
04:00 <Skirmish> You're lungs are fucked and smoking weed is ok?  LOL jesus christ ..... 
04:00 <Skirmish> Your*
04:00 <Bastardly_One> who said it was ok?
04:00 <Bastardly_One> and I don't do it all day 24/7 as people assume
04:00 <TheRon> afl 360 is the best show on tv
05:00 <TheRon> robin williams died
05:00 <TheRon> he was a funny bugger
05:00 <Bastardly_One> welcome to a few hours ago TheRon
05:00 <Skirmish> You're a pathetic human being B1.  You claim you're sick and cannot work, yet you smoke.  You inhale SMOKE into lungs that are fucked and your claim to not being able to work.  Just fuck right off mate. You're no better than panda or beagle. 
05:00 <TheRon> i wasn't on a few hours ago
05:00 <Bastardly_One> OMG get a fucking life of your own 
06:00 <Bastardly_One> besides living vicariously through me 
06:00 <Student> ha ha Bastardly_One do you eat food too? ;P
06:00 <Bastardly_One> sure seems like you obsesss over me
06:00 <Bastardly_One> huh? I didn't even read his post Student
06:00 <Bastardly_One> you'd have to elaborate
06:00 <Student> ha ha 
06:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm not lowering myself
07:00 <Bastardly_One> to bother reading it ... serious crush on me
07:00 <Bastardly_One> it's disturbing almost
07:00 <TheRon> stacked actors stacked to the rafter, line up the bastards all i want is the truth
08:00 <Skirmish> Get fucked you idiot.  Nobody wants to pretend to live like you do.  Nobody is obsessed.  We just get to a point where we're tired of your preaching and know it all commentary.  
08:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck it's still going 
08:00 <Bastardly_One> rage on!
08:00 <Skirmish> Who's angry?  Need some back up? 
08:00 <Bastardly_One> no-one is obsessed yet you are the only one going on
09:00 <Bastardly_One> defense rests its case
09:00 <Bastardly_One> listen
09:00 <Bastardly_One> maybe I need to spell it out
09:00 <Bastardly_One> I
09:00 <Bastardly_One> don't
09:00 <Bastardly_One> roll 
09:00 <Bastardly_One> that way
09:00 <Bastardly_One> ok?
09:00 <Bastardly_One> sorry pal
10:00 <TheRon> i wish the essendon court case would hurry up and come to the foregone conclusion that asada's investigation wasn't illegal
10:00 <Bastardly_One> you surely have to be a closet queen with your attitude
10:00 <Bastardly_One> sound exactly like Matthew
10:00 <TheRon> i think essendon is guilty
10:00 <Bastardly_One> no shit sherlock?
11:00 <Bastardly_One> I said this from day one but not sure I've said it to you
11:00 <TheRon> no need for that
11:00 <Bastardly_One> makes me wonder how much of Hird's career from the facelift
11:00 <Bastardly_One> was himself
11:00 <Bastardly_One> been going on a fuckload longer than they got busted for
11:00 <Bastardly_One> they were too prepeared in hindsight I think
12:00 <Bastardly_One> and this week's round is best not discussed
12:00 <Bastardly_One> it's only a matter of how much you win by 
12:00 <TheRon> go cats
12:00 <FredFlinstone> go blues
13:00 <simba> go home
13:00 <FredFlinstone> :P
13:00 <simba> hahahahahahahahaha
13:00 <FredFlinstone> oh that fuck
13:00 <Skirmish> One last thing to say to you.  Thinking that just because I am the only person that openly calls a spade a spade doesn't mean that people do not agree.  *eats the ice cream he found*
13:00 <Bastardly_One> still going 
13:00 <Bastardly_One> so clearly obsessed
13:00 <Bastardly_One> I told you
13:00 <Student> show must go ON ;)
14:00 <Bastardly_One> I don't roll that way pal!
14:00 <Bastardly_One> ffs
14:00 <simba> obsession for men
14:00 <Skirmish> lol are you trying to imply that because I think you're no better than beagle or Panda that I have the hots for you now?  LOL really? 
14:00 <Bastardly_One> wanna go mission later with an american friend?
14:00 <Bastardly_One> he's ex navy and thinks he's good 
14:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
15:00 <TheRon> beer does the body good
15:00 <Bastardly_One> missioning too ... but wanna simba?
15:00 <TheRon> stops these mood swings
15:00 <gir> He is better than you Fossil. He served his cuntry
15:00 <FredFlinstone> you have mood swings?
15:00 <Bastardly_One> damn right dude
15:00 <Bastardly_One> even if a contractor
15:00 <TheRon> i don't no
15:00 <FredFlinstone> lol
15:00 <TheRon> i drink beer
16:00 <Serenity> DONE DONE DONE DONE DONE DONE WE ARE DONE
16:00 <Bastardly_One> good friend but he's rusty on his gaming skills 
16:00 <FredFlinstone> sick of that song
16:00 <FredFlinstone> hear it all day
16:00 <Bastardly_One> another week he'll be killing it again
16:00 <Serenity> it was just on the radio on the way home
16:00 <Serenity> now its in my head
16:00 <FredFlinstone> over and over
16:00 <FredFlinstone> I know what you mean
16:00 <Bastardly_One> sounds like I am lucky I dont listen to the radio
16:00 <TheRon> take me back to you it's been a long time
17:00 <FredFlinstone> I put my ipod on last two days
17:00 <Serenity> wouldnt say no to a threesome with the madden brothers though
17:00 <TheRon> simba, melbourne city v syd united tonight in ballarat
17:00 <FredFlinstone> ewwwwwww
17:00 <TheRon> FFA cup
17:00 <gir> Filth
17:00 <FredFlinstone> thats what Serenity wants
17:00 <Serenity> you are
17:00 <simba> raise ur dongers 4 that one TheRon
17:00 <FredFlinstone> free for all
17:00 <TheRon> sydney are resting all their strikers
18:00 <Serenity> threesomes are fine
18:00 <simba> in ballarat? lol 
18:00 <Serenity> dont be a prude
18:00 <FredFlinstone> with Joel and what his name
18:00 <gir> How am I filth?
18:00 <TheRon> yes!
18:00 <simba> u should head down, set off a few flares, bash a few wogs
18:00 <gir> I will be a prude
18:00 <TheRon> i should just chuck a couple of flares over the fence
18:00 <FredFlinstone> why is that?
19:00 <Bastardly_One> oh the maddens song
19:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I know that song
19:00 <Bastardly_One> I was saddened what they've turned into
19:00 <Bastardly_One> tbh good charlotte was bad enough
19:00 <Bastardly_One> but now? fucking hell
19:00 <TheRon> keep your hands off  my girl
20:00 <FredFlinstone> didnt know you had one
20:00 <Skirmish> Who was playing on the radio the last time you listened to it B1?  Chuck Berry? 
20:00 <FredFlinstone> lmao
20:00 <Bastardly_One> The Ron, I was supposed to go to that by the way but I am not going out in this weather with a cold already
20:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck that
20:00 <TheRon> a cold ballarat night to be going to the football
20:00 <FredFlinstone> keep going I like this
20:00 <TheRon> i'd set up a half barrell
21:00 <FredFlinstone> and drink it al yourself?
21:00 <TheRon> to put the fire in
21:00 <FredFlinstone> i see
21:00 <FredFlinstone> I thought you meant to drink
21:00 <simba> i wouldnt go 2 ballarat if liverpool were playing port adelaide in a hybrid game of footy soccer
21:00 <FredFlinstone> numb the senses
21:00 <simba> jk i prob would
21:00 <TheRon> i'd take a flask
21:00 <FredFlinstone> od scotch?
21:00 <FredFlinstone> of
22:00 <TheRon> oh yes
22:00 <FredFlinstone> lol
22:00 <FredFlinstone> I prefer with soda these days
22:00 <Skirmish> Might have to cancel my wedding.  She doesn't understand why when you find vienetta in the freezer it's important to eat it. 
22:00 <TheRon> straight where possible
22:00 <Skirmish> Evening Maurice. 
22:00 <FredFlinstone> only if its nice scotch
22:00 <simba> damn i havent seen one of those in years
22:00 <simba> vienetta
22:00 <TheRon> yes!\
22:00 <Ana_Ng> wow they still make vienetta?
22:00 <Skirmish> simba: Best ice cream ever.
22:00 <Maurice> Howdy Skirmish
22:00 <FredFlinstone> smooooottthhhh
23:00 <FredFlinstone> mmmmmm
23:00 <FredFlinstone> oh dear
23:00 <FredFlinstone> she is frisky tonigt
23:00 <Serenity> i died before 9pm last night i didnt get any
23:00 <TheRon> it's that time of the month for Skirmish and Bastardly_One 
23:00 <slinky_J> https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/10557463_709863242382406_3510840028940392394_n.jpg?oh=1a26da148d064308b75d3f7181bd6621&oe=54694BC5&__gda__=1416219773_a138fcfe28b9c944d46cf5de911e7463
23:00 <FredFlinstone> damn
23:00 <Ana_Ng> tinyurl.com
23:00 <Skirmish> TheRon: Nah I am fine.  
23:00 <FredFlinstone> more so with one than the other TheRon
24:00 <TheRon> yoiu're both going off like bitches
24:00 <Skirmish> I was simply having my say ... he was whining like a bitch.  BACK UP!  HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELP! 
24:00 <FredFlinstone> I havent had a bitch go off for years :(
24:00 <Serenity> go off like a frog in a sock
24:00 <TheRon> neither have i
25:00 <Skirmish> Moving along though. I don't want his lung function to get worse when they fill up with tears.
25:00 <FredFlinstone> why not?
25:00 <simba> go off like a bucket of prawns in the sun
26:00 <Serenity> off like a brides nighty
26:00 <TheRon> off like a jewish foreskin
27:00 <slinky_J> lol Skirmish
27:00 <slinky_J> OFF WITH HIS FORESKIN!
27:00 <slinky_J> uno Aboriginies practised that too
27:00 <Skirmish> Keeping mine thanks.  It's my dust cover.
27:00 <slinky_J> it's a phenominon practiced all over the world
27:00 <slinky_J> by indigenous peoples.
27:00 <TheRon> what did the jews do in the bronze age, i mean they had was rocks
28:00 <Skirmish> Sharp rocks. 
28:00 <simba> probably chewed the foreskin off
28:00 <slinky_J> lols
28:00 <Serenity> a lot if indigenous cultures practice(d) circumcision
28:00 <gir> Bubblegum
28:00 <slinky_J> so wrong
28:00 <slinky_J> the grandpa chewin it off
28:00 <slinky_J> imean the ELDER
28:00 <slinky_J> in the MOB
28:00 <slinky_J> rofl
29:00 <TheRon> god is all loving
29:00 <simba> phenominon
29:00 <TheRon> there's this one bit he doesn't like
29:00 <Serenity> something like phenominon
29:00 <Bastardly_One> Mine got done during an op ... rude
29:00 <simba> mutilated
29:00 <Bastardly_One> how is that word spelt correctly?
29:00 <Bastardly_One> gets me everytime
29:00 <Serenity> phenomenon
29:00 <slinky_J> we can burn up
29:00 <simba> phenomenon
29:00 <slinky_J> set this place on fiirree!
29:00 <simba> personal jinx 1 2 3
29:00 <simba> cant talk or i get to hit u
29:00 <Skirmish> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EFCSCmWAfzM
29:00 <TheRon> i'm listening to roy orbison
29:00 <slinky_J> minon
29:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Ll Cool J - Phenomenon (May 15, 2010) 3:19 - Category: Music - 25,839 - 106 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
29:00 <slinky_J> lols
29:00 <Bastardly_One> oh mutulated
30:00 <Bastardly_One> riverqueen
30:00 <Bastardly_One> is that you?
30:00 <slinky_J> i got all LL Cool J recods
30:00 <slinky_J> records
30:00 <slinky_J> <3
30:00 <Serenity> <3
30:00 <Bastardly_One> lol 
30:00 <simba> sif +J
30:00 <Bastardly_One> and simba you missed my reply
30:00 <Serenity> sifnt
30:00 <Bastardly_One> mutalted
30:00 <simba> i
30:00 <simba> iiiiiiiiiiii
30:00 <Bastardly_One> hello? riverqueen?
30:00 <slinky_J> eep i mean i got all his records on laptop
30:00 <slinky_J> lols
30:00 <Bastardly_One> it that you?
31:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah *mutilated
31:00 <Bastardly_One> ta
31:00 <Serenity> https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/t1.0-9/10411261_10152370631474998_4669649532465351611_n.png
31:00 <Bastardly_One> but is that you doctor riverqueen?
31:00 <FredFlinstone> whats on tele tonight?
31:00 <FredFlinstone> anything
31:00 <FredFlinstone> or shit as usual
31:00 <Bastardly_One> television programs
31:00 <Bastardly_One> DUH
31:00 <Bastardly_One> go look up a tv guide
31:00 <TheRon> who's watching utopia tomorrow night??
32:00 <Skirmish> Sorry ShadowLurker.  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yhCD9qxlczo
32:00 <FredFlinstone> I live in Utopia
32:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Lil' Kim (Featuring Sisqo) - How Many Licks? (Video) (Oct 26, 2009) 3:53 - Category: Music - 4,555,754 - 11,675 likes (92.3%), 972 dislikes (7.7%)
32:00 <Maurice> Lol Serenity
32:00 <Bastardly_One> lol @ the cyanide and happiness
33:00 <Maurice> I saw this one earlier https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xap1/v/t1.0-9/10527741_10154521539625193_7033684829046593599_n.png?oh=55a0d0d20290bc641f8ac517887552c0&oe=54801E29&__gda__=1416614012_61d40c2b9df35e1a33ac927980a74f9a
33:00 <Serenity> oh dear
34:00 <Maurice> I can go get my baby in an hour
34:00 <Maurice> Wooo
34:00 <Skirmish> Purple shirted eye stabber is the best. 
34:00 <Skirmish> She's going to be groggy. 
34:00 <Maurice> Yep
35:00 <Maurice> I phoned at 3 and she was only just waking up
35:00 <Serenity> http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2014/08/11/robin-williams-evan-rachel-wood-genie-tweet_n_5670277.html
35:00 <Skirmish> No more horny cat poking her bum at you though. 
36:00 <simba> which begs the quesiton who teh fuck is evan rachel wood
36:00 <Maurice> Arghh thats sad, Serenity
36:00 <TheRon> an actress
36:00 <Maurice> Skirmish, shes not in heat anymore, thankfully coz the bill is now $80 cheaper
36:00 <slinky_J> sezz
36:00 <simba> oh she was in that thirteen movie loool
36:00 <slinky_J> i am moving to melbourne
36:00 <slinky_J> LMAOS
36:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah who the fuck?
36:00 <slinky_J> *so wishes*
36:00 <Bastardly_One> and
36:00 <Bastardly_One> I am over the fact he hung himself already
37:00 <Bastardly_One> anyone else did it you'd be mocking them or not care at all probably
37:00 <Bastardly_One> oh, a funny man did it ... someone you didn't give a fuck about
37:00 <Bastardly_One> since Jumanji
37:00 <Bastardly_One> or something
37:00 <TheRon> one hour photo
37:00 <slinky_J> who hung themselves
38:00 <slinky_J> oh williams
38:00 <Maurice> Robin Williams
38:00 <slinky_J> ahahaha
38:00 <slinky_J> my fb post beats all the cry baby ones
38:00 <Bastardly_One> great movie TheRon
38:00 <simba> lol one hour photo
38:00 <simba> f0rgot about that 1
38:00 <slinky_J> and simbas
38:00 <simba> bicentennial man
38:00 <slinky_J> cause we got funnies
38:00 <Bastardly_One> My favourite was Dead Poet Society
38:00 <Student> i think he was the funny guy, now appearing in a tv serial 
38:00 <slinky_J> he's in a funny one simba where he's russian
38:00 <slinky_J> and moves to america
38:00 <slinky_J> its old az
38:00 <simba> as i kid i watched his film jack a lot
38:00 <slinky_J> cadillac man
38:00 <simba> where hes like a 10 year old in an old mans body
39:00 <slinky_J> body swap movies
39:00 <Bastardly_One> who was talking about that today?
39:00 <Ana_Ng> the world according to garp
39:00 <Maurice> As an adult I watch Aladdin a lot
39:00 <Ana_Ng> moscow on the hudson
39:00 <Bastardly_One> another good one ana
39:00 <slinky_J> ay ye ana
39:00 <slinky_J> thats it! lols
39:00 <Bastardly_One> another
39:00 <TheRon> his last movie will be night at the museum in decemebr
39:00 <Bastardly_One> My favourite though is definitely Dead Poet Society
39:00 <slinky_J> well im not going to sit here n fucking lie about i watch robin william movies heaps
39:00 <slinky_J> and im so sad
39:00 <Bastardly_One> night at the museum 3?
39:00 <slinky_J> and it's wrecked my fucking decade
40:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah it has to be 3
40:00 <slinky_J> now im gonna do smack and join Phillip Seymour Hoffman bro
40:00 <Bastardly_One> I've seen two
40:00 <Bastardly_One> I am sure
40:00 <Ana_Ng> i loved PSH :(
40:00 <simba> phantasy star hoffline
40:00 <Bastardly_One> Night at the Museum and 2 I am sure
40:00 <Maurice> Lets not forget Mork and Mindy
40:00 <Student> he was not in 2
40:00 <slinky_J> lol sim
40:00 <Serenity> wtf b1 who would make fun of someone hanging themselves
41:00 <Bastardly_One> no he wasn't in 2 ... I was just sure there was two of them so far Student
41:00 <slinky_J> i wonder if he had a mental illness
41:00 <Bastardly_One> Serenity not you specific
41:00 <slinky_J> like manic depression
41:00 <Bastardly_One> you're the one who wouldn't
41:00 <Ana_Ng> slinky, pretty well documented
41:00 <slinky_J> cause he was a fucking nut lol
41:00 <Bastardly_One> he has battled depression forever dude
41:00 <Bastardly_One> was very well documented
41:00 <slinky_J> ye
41:00 <Bastardly_One> as ana just said
41:00 <slinky_J> what type of depression?
41:00 <Serenity> of course he had a mental illness
42:00 <slinky_J> i dont go out of my way to know every detail about celebs
42:00 <Bastardly_One> the lows of bipolar bears
42:00 <Bastardly_One> far as I know
42:00 <Maurice> He also had an alcohol addiction
42:00 <simba> u do watch TMZ tho
42:00 <Bastardly_One> he had an addictive personality
42:00 <Bastardly_One> he was even addicted to attention if you think about it 
43:00 <simba> i know some people like that
43:00 <Bastardly_One> everything about him was addictive if you think about it 
43:00 <simba> even the taste of his cock?
43:00 <Serenity> [3:42pm] <@Maurice> He also had an alcohol addiction
43:00 <Serenity> and cocaine
43:00 <Serenity> lol
43:00 <Maurice> Lucky doer
43:00 <slinky_J> havent watched tmz for a while
43:00 <Bastardly_One> and definitely attention
43:00 <Bastardly_One> and tbh
44:00 <Bastardly_One> worst thing for an attention addict would be depression I reckon
44:00 <slinky_J> just ppl go on and on about celebs on fb 
44:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck what a hell that'd be 
44:00 <Bastardly_One> like everyone gets depressed but we don't get the condition
44:00 <Bastardly_One> illness, whatever label you choose
45:00 <slinky_J> want to see my fb one b1?
45:00 <slinky_J> rofl
45:00 <Bastardly_One> fb what?
45:00 <Picard> lol @ James hird 
45:00 <Serenity> arent all actors attention 'addicts'
45:00 <Serenity> i mean really
45:00 <Picard> no not all
45:00 <Bastardly_One> nope not really but i know what you mean 
45:00 <simba> theyre all addicts thats 4 sure
45:00 <Picard> some hate the attention
45:00 <Bastardly_One> some do it to escape that kind of hell
46:00 <Bastardly_One> but I know what you mean
46:00 <TheRon> inxs - need you tonight
46:00 <Student> Bastardly_One are you a attention addict?
46:00 <slinky_J> my rip robin williams i put on fb
46:00 <slinky_J> rofl
46:00 <Bastardly_One> he seems to crave everything though
46:00 <Picard> acting is a release to some
46:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck off cunt
46:00 <Bastardly_One> stop agreeing with e 
46:00 <Bastardly_One> me
46:00 <TheRon> so touchy
46:00 <Bastardly_One> I dont like it 
46:00 <Picard> ironic a man who made so many people laugh and happy suffered depression
46:00 <Bastardly_One> not at all 
47:00 <Bastardly_One> it's common with comics
47:00 <Picard> Bastardly_One wtf u on about?
47:00 <slinky_J> Well Robin Williams I hope you died jerkin' off 'cause I srsly expected you to talk yourself to death. <3 https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfp1/t1.0-9/10610478_10153062363667995_6270525992463698275_n.jpg
47:00 <TheRon> picard most of the funny ones do
47:00 <Bastardly_One> much more than you think
47:00 <slinky_J> bwahahahaha
47:00 <Bastardly_One> Picard, I am saying stop having the same opinions as I am 
47:00 <Bastardly_One> its disconcerting
47:00 <Bastardly_One> I don't like it
47:00 <Picard> woteva Bastardly_One
47:00 <simba> ahh ive had picard on ignore, has he already said shit worthy of being fucked off?
47:00 <Bastardly_One> oh calm down 
47:00 <Bastardly_One> touchy cunt
47:00 <Bastardly_One> you're a op
48:00 <Ana_Ng> you guys invented auto-erotic
48:00 <Bastardly_One> you should have no-one on ignore
48:00 <slinky_J> I have a top on says I CAN'T KEEP CALM I'M A BLAIKWOOD
48:00 <Picard> Bastardly_One we agree on a lot of things
48:00 <simba> yeah but he always spams me when i ban him
48:00 <Serenity> i put blackcock on ignore every monday
48:00 <Bastardly_One> put it on then
48:00 <Bastardly_One> really why does he do that?
49:00 <Serenity> because hes a fuckhead?
49:00 <Picard> harsh
49:00 <Bastardly_One> I am capable of normal convos with him in pm and sometimes in channel
49:00 <Picard> he has issues
49:00 <TheRon> bobby mcferrin - don't worry be happy
49:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh he is being a fuckwit and telling everyone TB stuff
49:00 <Bastardly_One> I download them but not everyone does
49:00 <Bastardly_One> and even before I can download
50:00 <Bastardly_One> he tells all as it's playing in the US
50:00 <Picard> tb?
50:00 <Bastardly_One> true bloood
50:00 <TheRon> Bastardly_One: going to the football tonight??
50:00 <Bastardly_One> *blood
50:00 <Picard> oh i thought u meant something important
50:00 <Bastardly_One> TheRon I said before I wanted to but not with the heavy cold I have
50:00 <simba> if u watch true blood ur either female or deserve to have it spoiled for u
50:00 <TheRon> damn
50:00 <Picard> footbal?
50:00 <Serenity> shut up simba u fgt
50:00 <Bastardly_One> Soccer
50:00 <TheRon> soccer
50:00 <Bastardly_One> meh
50:00 <Picard> oh
50:00 <simba> its ok Serenity, ur female i checked
50:00 <Bastardly_One> I've read the books as well 
51:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm a girl 
51:00 <Serenity> how do you know
51:00 <TheRon> picark melbourne city v syd united in ballarat
51:00 <Picard> id rather paint the house and watch it dry
51:00 <simba> i tested ur hair
51:00 <simba> .
51:00 <ShadowLurker> he saw ur boobs
51:00 <Serenity> oh
51:00 <simba> picark
51:00 <TheRon> typo
51:00 <Picard> sounds boring theroon
52:00 <Bastardly_One> TheRon, I do want to go but is a good soccer game worth it to my lungs?
52:00 <Bastardly_One> the answer is no
52:00 <Bastardly_One> cunt of things
52:00 <Picard> sook
52:00 <TheRon> a lot of players not playing
52:00 <ShadowLurker> in fact i think we need a refresher on the proof
52:00 <Bastardly_One> any other person would ... a heavy cold can fuck me
52:00 <Picard> tough it out
52:00 <simba> ive never seen said proof
52:00 <Picard> dont be soft
52:00 <ShadowLurker> have you been living under a rock
53:00 <Bastardly_One> you never clicked the handbra link at least?
53:00 <Bastardly_One> find that hard to believe
53:00 <simba> thats just a teaser
53:00 <simba> doesnt rly count
53:00 <Bastardly_One> and I've not seen Liinda since
53:00 <ShadowLurker> lol
53:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I suppose
53:00 <Bastardly_One> fair point
53:00 <TheRon> nice boobs
53:00 <Bastardly_One> we live under a rock then
53:00 <slinky_J> boobs
53:00 <Picard> fucking cold today
53:00 <slinky_J> i sw the best stems b4
53:00 <Serenity> simba missed the skype boobs
54:00 <Serenity> UNLUCKY
54:00 <Picard> whos boobs
54:00 <TheRon> skype boobs
54:00 <Picard> perhaps he wasnt unlucky
54:00 <Serenity> glowing nipples
54:00 <Bastardly_One> am I on or offline by the way
54:00 <Serenity> i dont know
54:00 <Student> definitely off Line
54:00 <Picard> wayyyyyy offline
54:00 <slinky_J> ahahaha
54:00 <slinky_J> mum rings
55:00 <Picard> say hi to mumma for me
55:00 <slinky_J> i put on heavy welsh accent and go "Hello?" she's like who is this
55:00 <slinky_J> i go "Ivan, Ivan Locke.."
55:00 <ShadowLurker> glowing nips
55:00 <slinky_J> ahahaha <pause> its me josh!
55:00 <ShadowLurker> FTW
55:00 <Picard> lol
55:00 <Loof> radioactive asians?
55:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck
55:00 <Bastardly_One> lag city for a sec
56:00 <Picard> mmmmmmmmmmmmmm
56:00 <slinky_J> FHAC
57:00 <TheRon> wilson phillips - hold on
57:00 <Picard> geees TheRon 
57:00 <slinky_J> before I go I leave you this present simba
57:00 <slinky_J> roffle
57:00 <TheRon> what?
57:00 <Picard> suicide note???
58:00 <Picard> where is matthew
58:00 <TheRon> yes!
58:00 <Picard> need help writing it joshy?
58:00 <TheRon> i wanna hang shit
58:00 <slinky_J> stfu Picard
58:00 <slinky_J> simba https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vmBlDk-hiic
58:00 <Picard> lol
58:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: FHAC ( Jan 9, 2014) 1:28 - - 231,043 - 4,845 likes (99.3%), 35 dislikes (0.7%)
59:00 <slinky_J> o hai percy
59:00 <Picard> TheRon what are your thoughts on hird
59:00 <Loof> hows the AIDS going Lumeah?
59:00 <TheRon> he's fucked
59:00 <Picard> he still believes he didnt do anything wrong
59:00 <Bastardly_One> dad joke time
59:00 <Bastardly_One> Despite numerous hints, I hadn't realized my son’s been doing ballet for years.
59:00 <Bastardly_One> Today I finally put tu and tu together.
59:00 <Picard> Bastardly_One piss off
59:00 <Bastardly_One> no
00:00 <TheRon> picard like my in depth analysis??
00:00 <Picard> yes
00:00 <Bastardly_One> seriously, Loof needs to take a forced channel break
00:00 <simba> <Serenity> simba missed the skype boobs - the fuck !!!!!
00:00 <Serenity> hahaha
00:00 <Picard> bbl
00:00 <simba> genuinely upset irl
00:00 <Serenity> like 2 weekends ago i got drunk and posted pics of my nipples with glowing rings in
00:00 <TheRon> where's my skype boobs??
01:00 <Serenity> you missed out
01:00 <Loof> mmm drunk
01:00 <TheRon> damn
01:00 <ShadowLurker> im sure there will be more boobs
01:00 <ShadowLurker> keep an eye out
01:00 <Serenity> lol
01:00 <Loof> skype bewbs II
01:00 <Bastardly_One> Found a hole in my trainer today that I could put two fingers in
01:00 <Bastardly_One> Now I'm banned from that gym
01:00 <simba> i remember you showing Maurice your nipple rings but i was not invited to participate
01:00 <TheRon> boobs can take an eye out
01:00 <Serenity> i pasted it to the queef chat
01:00 <Serenity> everyone saw them
01:00 <slinky_J> genuinely upset irl
02:00 <simba> aka group of cum
02:00 <Serenity> hahah
02:00 <Serenity> best
02:00 <slinky_J> Art of Cum
02:00 <Serenity> youd find em if you looked through it
02:00 <TheRon> can you queef the song happy birthday?
02:00 <simba> control f http
03:00 <Maurice> Haha she sent them via whatsapp for my bday
03:00 <Loof> anyone willing to press their spread asscheeks up to a window and have someone take a pic?
04:00 <Serenity> hahahah
04:00 <ShadowLurker> :)
04:00 <simba> yes Loof that is known as the "all seeing eye"
04:00 <Bastardly_One> slinky
04:00 <Loof> LOL!
04:00 <TheRon> my brown eyed girl
04:00 <Bastardly_One> My mate wears the same jacket when he's impersonating either Matt Damon or Hugh Jackman. 
04:00 <Bastardly_One> Maybe he's Bourne with it, maybe it's Wolverine...
05:00 <Serenity> [2/08/2014 10:54:16 PM] Sezz: ok
05:00 <Serenity> [2/08/2014 10:57:38 PM] Sezz: lol my phone doesnt want me to paste it
05:00 <Serenity> [2/08/2014 11:00:45 PM] Sezz: [Do Not click if you do not wish to see my nipple]
05:00 <Serenity> then under that is the link
05:00 <TheRon> the link?
05:00 <Serenity> yes the link
06:00 <simba> lol they rock
06:00 <Serenity> lol
06:00 <simba> what a great idea 
06:00 <Serenity> glowwwwing
06:00 <simba> also the pic of chris owns
06:00 <Serenity> which one
06:00 <simba> https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpf1/t1.0-9/10501637_1508111972757579_7437219614532305495_n.jpg
06:00 <Mew> the one I linked?
07:00 <Mew> yessss
07:00 <simba> i wanna write music on the lines on his head
07:00 <TheRon> she is watchig the detectives, ooh she's so cute
07:00 <simba> like a bass clef and some notes
07:00 <Maurice> You could fit the bible of that huge head
07:00 <Maurice> On*
07:00 <Mew> loool
07:00 <Loof> looks like a scrotum
08:00 <simba> no treble clef is the cool looking 1
08:00 <Mew> its a pretty great expression though
08:00 <TheRon> loof been down the cock and scrotum lately??
08:00 <TheRon> i've heard its under new management
08:00 <Bastardly_One> thought you weren't meant to post person pics in here?
08:00 <Mew> bass kleph 
08:00 <Loof> i fried
08:00 <Bastardly_One> even if it is ... Chris?
09:00 <Serenity> that head...
09:00 <Bastardly_One> ah 
09:00 <Serenity> he posted them himself
09:00 <Bastardly_One> in here?
09:00 <Bastardly_One> right
09:00 <Serenity> yes
09:00 <Serenity> when he was in here he used to post them all the time unfortunately
09:00 <Loof> he goes to the same place as me to get crazy injections which is unfortunate
09:00 <Mew> not in here 
09:00 <Mew> in cats
09:00 <Mew> the other day
10:00 <Bastardly_One> there ya go 
10:00 <Serenity> he posted those photos in here
10:00 <Bastardly_One> fair enough ... I guess
10:00 <Serenity> have you seen him loof
10:00 <Bastardly_One> not really but yeah 
10:00 <Loof> yeah a couple of times
10:00 <Loof> he doesn't recognise me though
10:00 <Serenity> thank god
10:00 <Loof> yep lol
11:00 <Mew> oh that was the first time I saw that pic in cats
11:00 <Mew> its so good lol
11:00 <simba> i think its when u edit their pics then it becomes a bit wrong
11:00 <Serenity> Bastardly_One posting a picture someone posted of themselves is marginally differnt to posting photos someones written all over with no consent
11:00 <Bastardly_One> first time I've seen it too 
11:00 <xm> [16:07:00] 18<simba18> like a bass clef and some notes <--- lolllllllllllllllll
11:00 <Bastardly_One> ummmmmmmmmmmm
11:00 <xm> that would be good
11:00 <Bastardly_One> its posting it without his consent
11:00 <Bastardly_One> it's identical
11:00 <simba> i did it xm
11:00 <xm> you can draw notes randomly...
11:00 <Mew> haha
11:00 <Serenity> you werent even here when chris joined
11:00 <xm> just like his music anyay
11:00 <Serenity> or by the time he got himself perm banned
11:00 <Loof> lol
11:00 <Bastardly_One> yes I was 
11:00 <xm> Loof, is he really 6'6 or whatever?
12:00 <Bastardly_One> the perm ban
12:00 <Loof> yep
12:00 <Loof> taller than me and i'm 6'4
12:00 <simba> damn what a bit kent
12:00 <simba> big
12:00 <Loof> yeah but he's lanky as
12:00 <Bastardly_One> it's without his consent ... double standards
12:00 <Loof> looks like he doesn't even lift
12:00 <Serenity> no its fucking NOT and you know it
12:00 <xm> i think it's fair enough to use photos in anything, if they have posted them publicly. only if it's in the name of art though
12:00 <Mew> his voice cracks me ul
12:00 <Serenity> stop it Bastardly_One you've been on a whinge fest all day
12:00 <Mew> up
12:00 <Mew> so deep and broken
13:00 <simba> i think you would have chris' consent if you asked 
13:00 <Bastardly_One> I might be one of a lot more too 
13:00 <Serenity> point is chris posted the photo
13:00 <Serenity> josh didnt post his photo and ask you to write shit all over it
13:00 <Bastardly_One> oh geeeeeeeeeez ... we know what we were talking about 
13:00 <Bastardly_One> and this time I am just being a cunt
13:00 <Mew> lmfao simba
14:00 <Mew> they fit so perfectly
14:00 <Serenity> i know you're being a cunt
14:00 <Serenity> and it aint gonna work on me so i dont know why you bother
14:00 <Mew> you have a beautiful mind child
14:00 <Bastardly_One> I'd be fine if anytime I opened my mouth someone wants to dismissed it or argue with me 
15:00 <Serenity> you do it to other people too
15:00 <Serenity> get over it
15:00 <Bastardly_One> no
15:00 <Skirmish> I think B1 needs a forced break from the channel.  He's been suggesting it for everyone else, maybe it's him that needs it? 
16:00 <Fez> U fell for his trap
16:00 <ShadowLurker> speaking of cunts http://forhereyesonly.tumblr.com/image/94496314728
16:00 <TheRon> fez, boobs!!
16:00 <Skirmish> She's got some serious regrowth. 
17:00 <Serenity> good lord
17:00 <Serenity> that vag freaks me out
17:00 <Fez> Breasts!!!!
17:00 <Serenity> i dont know why
17:00 <ShadowLurker> its weird hey
17:00 <simba> http://www.uyac.com.au/forum/images/smilies/skinner.png
17:00 <Serenity> its.. .too .. deep?
17:00 <Serenity> i dont know
17:00 <ShadowLurker> yuh
18:00 <Mew> its cos it sort of looks like the holes in those lotus things
18:00 <Serenity> mew
18:00 <Serenity> die
18:00 <Mew> the creepy holed
18:00 <Mew> holes
18:00 <Mew> why
19:00 <Serenity> why would you say that
19:00 <Serenity> why
19:00 <simba> whats a lotus a car or a flower
19:00 <Mew> cos thats why it looks weird its a lotus pod vagina
20:00 <TheRon> i prefer not to analyse
20:00 <Serenity> i had a freak out over crumpets this morning
20:00 <Serenity> im mental
20:00 <Bastardly_One> the flower has been a running theme today
20:00 <Bastardly_One> hah!
20:00 <Mew> lmao
20:00 <simba> lotus II was one of my first ever games http://i.ebayimg.com/00/s/MTIwMFgxNjAw/z/UjsAAOxylpNTTlXu/$_35.JPG
20:00 <Bastardly_One> and I can't have a spaz here and there
20:00 <Bastardly_One> and you freaked out at crumpets
20:00 <Bastardly_One> why?
20:00 <Mew> the holes
20:00 <TheRon> queens of the stone age - no one knows
20:00 <Serenity> i didnt come on irc attacking people because there was holes in my crumpets
20:00 <Bastardly_One> oh dear
21:00 <Bastardly_One> oh shut up
21:00 <Bastardly_One> point taken 
21:00 <Mew> how many holes are there in a crumpet
21:00 <Serenity> trypophobia
21:00 <Serenity> too fucking many
21:00 <Serenity> like the tops of pancakes when theyre cooking
21:00 <TheRon> "crumpet" or crumpet?
21:00 <Mew> im tryping out mannnn
21:00 <simba> its a pillow, its a pet.. its a crumpet
22:00 <Serenity> imagine that on your skin
22:00 <Mew> such a blunt ending
22:00 <Serenity> someone takes their shirt off and their skin looks like crumpets
22:00 <Serenity> UGH WHY
22:00 <TheRon> crumpet is also slang for attractive woman
22:00 <Skirmish> http://static.genspot.com/vnc/images/links/13087027_l.jpg
23:00 <Serenity> i thought it was slang for vag
23:00 <Mew> cumpet
23:00 <Serenity> Skirmish
23:00 <Serenity> die in your sleep\
23:00 <Bastardly_One> fancy a bit of crumpet?
23:00 <Skirmish> :D 
23:00 <TheRon> i watch a lot of english tv shows
23:00 <Bastardly_One> I think it means women
23:00 <Serenity> my skin feels fizzy
23:00 <TheRon> "whoa thats a nice bit of crumpet!"
23:00 <Bastardly_One> like a fine looking bird
24:00 <ShadowLurker> boing boing http://sexy-beautiful-women.tumblr.com/image/94465318496
24:00 <Mew> have you seen those youtube vids that make your brain tingle if ur wearing headphones? 
25:00 <TheRon> like on demolition man?
25:00 <simba> thats what LOEFAH does to u
25:00 <Serenity> i dont know
25:00 <Student> fake
27:00 <Mew> theyre pretty creepy
27:00 <Mew> http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=9T9DM5TiB4o
27:00 <TheRon> THATS FREEDOM!
27:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: 10 Triggers To Make You Tingle (ASMR) ( Feb 17, 2013) 01:01:33 - Category: Entertainment - 705,043 - 3,836 likes (93.2%), 278 dislikes (6.8%)
27:00 <Serenity> are they the ones with funny patterns n shit
27:00 <Mew> all of them have annoying voices
27:00 <Mew> nah its done with a 3d mic
28:00 <Serenity> olawd
28:00 <Serenity> lucky i dont have headphones
29:00 <TheRon> i have a good sont pair of headphones
29:00 <TheRon> sony
30:00 <Skirmish> Heather Feather is Panda's future wife. 
30:00 <TheRon> yes beehhh
31:00 <Mew> is that cos it looks like shes already got two black eyes?
33:00 <TheRon> sippin' on gin and juice, laid back
33:00 <Serenity> who or what is heather feather
34:00 <Mew> the slut in dat video
34:00 <Serenity> oh
35:00 <simba> lmao at "emily davis"
35:00 <simba> the only thing that this triggered me to do was to make me want to hit u with a metal bat cause its so annoying﻿
35:00 <simba> that comment next to her face
39:00 <Bastardly_One> Mew
39:00 <Bastardly_One> the 2 black eyes comment
39:00 <Bastardly_One> ouch!
39:00 <Bastardly_One> <3
40:00 <Mew> pow right in the peepers
40:00 <TheRon> big norgs?
40:00 <Bastardly_One> negative
40:00 <Mew> inverto norgs
40:00 <Bastardly_One> best you don't ask
40:00 <Bastardly_One> Mew was being a B1
40:00 <Bastardly_One> a bitch :D
41:00 <Mew> to be fair big norgs do it too 
41:00 <Mew> after a long run
43:00 <Bastardly_One> I am going to turn into a hasbrown soon
43:00 <Bastardly_One> I just put more on 
44:00 <TheRon> body mvin' body movin' body movin' we be body movin'
45:00 <Bastardly_One> wow
45:00 <Bastardly_One> it's only 6:45
46:00 <Bastardly_One> that 15 mins took 15 hrs
46:00 <TheRon> home and away not on yet?
46:00 <Fez> Norgs
46:00 <TheRon> melons
46:00 <Bastardly_One> who the fuck would watch that?
46:00 <Bastardly_One> not even you surely
47:00 <TheRon> you seem like the kind of guy that would
47:00 <Bastardly_One> you want a fight too?
47:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
47:00 <TheRon> no!
47:00 <Bastardly_One> well, take that back!
47:00 <ShadowLurker> stay calm and post tits
47:00 <Bastardly_One> I don't watch television very much at all 
48:00 <Bastardly_One> tbh
49:00 <Bastardly_One> you know the ceberano sisters right?
49:00 <TheRon> who are they
49:00 <Bastardly_One> Kate Ceberano
49:00 <Bastardly_One> for one
49:00 <TheRon> ?i know kate cebrano
50:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah them
50:00 <TheRon> there'a sister now?
50:00 <Bastardly_One> well, for some reason the song got them their break
50:00 <Bastardly_One> came into my head for no reason today
50:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BjNYsUk2Mcw
50:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: MODELS - GOD BLESS AMERICA 1984 (Audio Enhanced) (Jun 30, 2011) 3:49 - Category: Music - 459 views - 2 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
50:00 <Bastardly_One> you'll see them in that
50:00 <Bastardly_One> they were originally a duo
50:00 <TheRon> phil cebrano?
51:00 <Bastardly_One> kate is the one on the left ... clearly
51:00 <TheRon> big norgs
52:00 <ShadowLurker> is it sg time?
52:00 <TheRon> i'm a breast man
52:00 <Bastardly_One> christ
53:00 <Bastardly_One> her tits go to her waist
53:00 <Bastardly_One> in that 
53:00 <Bastardly_One> I just noticed
00:00 <TheRon> see the bombers drug up up up to witn the premiership flag
00:00 <Bastardly_One> good luck
01:00 <Bastardly_One> wait unti home and away finishes
01:00 <Bastardly_One> he actually watches it
01:00 <TheRon> dear god!
01:00 <Bastardly_One> ikr
01:00 <Picard> lol @ hirddddddddddddddd
01:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
02:00 <Bastardly_One> I just said to TheRon
02:00 <Picard> odds on not to coach essendon again
02:00 <Bastardly_One> come back after he's watched home and awy
02:00 <Bastardly_One> *away
02:00 <Serenity> is that shit nearly finished yet or what
02:00 <Picard> huh?
02:00 <TheRon> bomber thompson is having fun
02:00 <Picard> its in court atm Serenity
02:00 <Serenity> how long will that take
02:00 <Serenity> feels like its been going forever
02:00 <Bastardly_One> Picard, Matthew ... sheesh
02:00 <Bastardly_One> 200 years
02:00 <Picard> this court case is trying to get the investigation deemed unlawful
03:00 <TheRon> it's been going 2 days
03:00 <Loof> So paranoid man
03:00 <Serenity> ok so
03:00 <Bastardly_One> or until they think they can get away with it 
03:00 <Serenity> instead of fighting that they didnt do what they are accused of they are trying to fight that the investigated is inlawful?
03:00 <Serenity> that screams guilty
03:00 <Picard> yes
03:00 <Picard> sure does
03:00 <Loof> Everyone in this carriage is looking at my fat head :(
03:00 <TheRon> essendon haven't finished putting their case yet, asada's case is yet to come
04:00 <Picard> hird has bagged out everyone on the board, both ex and present. he will never coach essendon again
04:00 <Bastardly_One> as I said to you earlier
04:00 <Loof> I ahould really p ut some pants on
04:00 <Bastardly_One> in hindsight they sure were prepeared for this 
04:00 <TheRon> pants, the darren millane story
04:00 <Bastardly_One> wonder how long it's really been happening for
05:00 <Seth_Pardoe> is matthew being a whiny girly man again?
05:00 <Picard> asada has suspicions in 2011
05:00 <Picard> Seth_Pardoe he wont respond, its more or less an admission of guilt
05:00 <TheRiddler> I have dips n jatz
05:00 <TheRon> it's a worry when essendon calls it a biological experiment
05:00 <TheRiddler> n cheeses
05:00 <Picard> Bastardly_One i know horse trainers who used thymosin and the horses hair fell out
06:00 <TheRon> oh jatz, sorry my mistake
06:00 <TheRon> thymosin beta 4 is a banned substance
07:00 <TheRon> matthew has gone all quiet
07:00 <Bastardly_One> I told you
07:00 <TheRiddler> smoked cheese
07:00 <Bastardly_One> he's not here
07:00 <Bastardly_One> Home and Away is on
07:00 <Bastardly_One> Picard
08:00 <TheRon> home and away could be a pedo's paradise
08:00 <Bastardly_One> not sure I've said this to you but I did to TheRon
08:00 <TheRon> so many underage chicks in bikinis
08:00 <Bastardly_One> makes me also wonder how much of Hird was Hird after his facelift
08:00 <Bastardly_One> as a player
08:00 <Picard> correct
08:00 <TheRon> i dunno i reckon i would've shrunk the ears first
09:00 <Picard> Bastardly_One enjoys it for that reason
09:00 <Picard> hird was on drugs 90% of his career
09:00 <Bastardly_One> true TheRon
09:00 <Picard> he is so vain he would do anything for accolades
09:00 <Bastardly_One> he does have big ears
10:00 <Seth_Pardoe> Picard, I respect you, even if you're a giant egg man
10:00 <TheRon> i am the walrus
10:00 <TheRon> coo coo ca choo
11:00 <TheRiddler> sea bass
11:00 <TheRiddler> iron chef theme
12:00 <TheRon> i think the walrus has the biggest penis
12:00 <TheRiddler> isn't that what adam sandler says
12:00 <TheRon> i think i read it somewhere
12:00 <TheRon> or davd attenborough said it
13:00 <TheRiddler> stfu grumpy old man!
13:00 <Lumeah> Yes true
13:00 <TheRiddler> there's a judge on iron chef who only likes iron chef food
13:00 <Lumeah> Adam said so
13:00 <TheRon> must be true
13:00 <TheRiddler> he said it in 50 first dates
14:00 <TheRiddler> I wonder if jamie from mythbusters has a huge 1 then :p
15:00 <Seth_Pardoe> Picard, can you get erections?
15:00 <TheRiddler> he gets elections
16:00 <TheRiddler> when he is sexually fustrated he votes abbott
16:00 <TheRiddler> liberal even
16:00 <TheRiddler> lol
16:00 <TheRon> the cars - just what i need 
17:00 <TheRiddler> challengers win!
18:00 <TheRon> adam sandler also chased imaginary penguins whilst drunk
18:00 <TheRiddler> he wanted to put his dick in there 
18:00 <TheRon> veronica vaughn was so hot
20:00 <TheRon> pete sampras is a lucky bastard
22:00 <TheRon> TheRiddler: boobs now!!!!
26:00 <simba> selecta
26:00 <TheRon> dust me selcta?
26:00 <simba> bo selecta
27:00 <TheRon> the boys are back in town
28:00 <Bastardly_One> Some people make mountains. Other people piss on them. Each person should do what he does best.
31:00 <TheRon> i make hamburgers i get all the girls
31:00 <Bastardly_One> heh
33:00 <Picard> im back
33:00 <Picard> yes Seth_Pardoe i get erections
33:00 <Picard> i have one now
34:00 <Picard> Matthew
34:00 <Picard> Matthew its time to be a man and talk about hird and essendon.
34:00 <Picard> stop being a girlie man
34:00 <simba> Picard stop trolling about essendon or fuck off
35:00 <Picard> simba i have feeling u know, please dont tell me to fuck off
35:00 <Picard> feelings**
35:00 <doctor> I don't hear much from Matthew lately, he must be getting sick of this place
35:00 <simba> probably
35:00 <Picard> if he is sick of it why come here?
35:00 <TheRon> we keep hanging shit on him about essendon
36:00 <Picard> its not about him
36:00 <TheRon> i don't get personal
36:00 <Picard> who watches the block?
37:00 <TheRon> nope
37:00 <Bastardly_One> that team
37:00 <Picard> i do
37:00 <simba> im reading through the novels
37:00 <Bastardly_One> from there
37:00 <Bastardly_One> they'll win it
37:00 <Picard> Bastardly_One??
37:00 <Picard> wat team
37:00 <Bastardly_One> ffs
37:00 <Bastardly_One> I dunno
37:00 <Bastardly_One> some team
37:00 <Bastardly_One> from somewhere
37:00 <simba> the team consisting of people
37:00 <TheRon> picard you read ex cricketers' novels?
37:00 <Bastardly_One> I dont watch television much
38:00 <TheRon> utopia abc wed 8.30
41:00 <TheRon> there must be 50 ways to leave your lover
42:00 <Bastardly_One> yah?
42:00 <Bastardly_One> the aborginal doco?
42:00 <Bastardly_One> or this something else?
42:00 <TheRon> paul simon
43:00 <Bastardly_One> not that you goose
43:00 <Bastardly_One> utopia
43:00 <TheRon> rob sitch, working dog
43:00 <Picard> no TheRon
43:00 <Bastardly_One> oh right 
44:00 <TheRon> funny
45:00 <Picard> im bored
45:00 <TheRon> essendon are shit?
45:00 <Bastardly_One> [19:45] <Picard> im boring
45:00 <Bastardly_One> we know
45:00 <Picard> u old cunt
45:00 <Picard> die 
45:00 <Bastardly_One> no
45:00 <Picard> u will before me
45:00 <TheRon> way to ask nicely
45:00 <Bastardly_One> I am outliving you
46:00 <Bastardly_One> just to piss you off
46:00 <Picard> doubtful
46:00 <Picard> your lungs are fucked
46:00 <Bastardly_One> true
46:00 <Picard> heart is beating slower
46:00 <Bastardly_One> cunt
46:00 <Bastardly_One> faster you mean 
46:00 <TheRon> `8ball will Picard outlive Bastardly_One ?
46:00 <ChanOP> 8ball: will Picard outlive Bastardly_One ??? Maybe -- give me more money and ask again.!!
46:00 <Picard> so slow its about to stop
46:00 <Picard> lol TheRon
46:00 <TheRon> had to ask
46:00 <Bastardly_One> give 8ball 50 cents
46:00 <Bastardly_One> My shout
47:00 <Picard> `8ball  will james hird get the sack?
47:00 <ChanOP> 8ball: will james hird get the sack??? Prospect looks hopeful.!!
48:00 <Picard> lol
48:00 <TheRon> take me to the april sun in cuba
48:00 <Picard> ffs hurry up september
48:00 <TheRon> 8ball is so right
48:00 <Picard> this time next month i will be sitting on the beach drinking scotch
48:00 <TheRon> nice
48:00 <TheRon> what about the footy?
49:00 <Picard> getting a massage with a happy ending
49:00 <Picard> fuck teh footy
49:00 <Picard> the*
49:00 <simba> he doesnt follow footy
49:00 <TheRon> its finals
49:00 <Picard> so, richmond will finish 9th
49:00 <Picard> no big deal
49:00 <TheRon> yes they will
50:00 <TheRon> it's down to three teams
50:00 <Picard> its a rather hopeful end to the season
50:00 <TheRon> \sorry simba
50:00 <Picard> swans
50:00 <Picard> hawks
50:00 <Picard> cats 
50:00 <TheRon> geelong keep winning
50:00 <TheRon> the play shit but keep winning
50:00 <Picard> yes they do
51:00 <simba> we'll see nostadamous!!!!
52:00 <TheRon> we will
52:00 <Picard> syd-hawks final, hawks in front 10 seconds to go by 5 points, buddy marks 53mts out on a 45 degree angle
52:00 <TheRon> sorry but port look spent
52:00 <Picard> and misses!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
52:00 <simba> ur spent bro
52:00 <Picard> port are spent
52:00 <simba> no its called a second wind
52:00 <Picard> their form was overrated\
53:00 <Picard> simba lol
53:00 <TheRon> i said they look spent, i didnt say they are spent
53:00 <Picard> gasping for air id say
53:00 <simba> nah if u saw the sydney game we werent spent
53:00 <Picard> simba on a brighter note it is shutting up the up themselves adelaide supporters
53:00 <simba> Picard shut up 
54:00 <TheRon> previous weeks?
54:00 <Picard> simba no.
54:00 <simba> gotta have some down weeks
54:00 <TheRon> 6 of them?
54:00 <Picard> lol
54:00 <simba> even the drug taking teams like essendon and brisbane had down weeks
54:00 <simba> no team ever perfect!!
54:00 <TheRon> nope
54:00 <Picard> brisbane take drugs?
55:00 <TheRon> except geelong in 2007
55:00 <simba> theres drugs in the geelong water supply!!!!!
56:00 <TheRon> thats good shit, i've had some
56:00 <Picard> toxic waste actually
56:00 <Picard> fluoride
56:00 <simba> fluride gets me wasted man
56:00 <Bastardly_One> you need to be on drugs to live there
56:00 <Picard> lol Bastardly_One
56:00 <Bastardly_One> well, actually not true
56:00 <TheRon> gotta be cleaner than adelaide water
56:00 <Picard> and ballarat is better??????
56:00 <Bastardly_One> beats this hole
56:00 <Picard> adelaide gets all the shit in their water from mildura
57:00 <Bastardly_One> the murray flows backward yeah?
57:00 <Picard> our sewerage treatment place is 300mts from the river
57:00 <TheRon> picard i thought you'd go with something racist then, well done
57:00 <Picard> backward?
57:00 <Picard> wtf are u on about Bastardly_One
57:00 <Bastardly_One> no?
57:00 <Bastardly_One> just asking 
58:00 <Picard> the murray flows past mildura to south australia
58:00 <TheRon> jake king is the man
58:00 <Bastardly_One> like the yarra is upside down
58:00 <TheRon> they should keep him around
58:00 <Picard> <Matthew> fuck off
58:00 <Picard> <Matthew> I'm watching Golden Girls.
58:00 <Picard> lmfao
58:00 <TheRon> he's the heart and soul
58:00 <Picard> yeah i reckon he will get some sort of job at the club
58:00 <Picard> dealer to martin perhaps?
58:00 <Bastardly_One> I thought he left of his own accord
58:00 <TheRon> player welfare?
59:00 <Picard> Bastardly_One he did
59:00 <Picard> yeah TheRon lol
59:00 <Bastardly_One> you'll be right m8
59:00 <Bastardly_One> have a snort of this 
59:00 <TheRon> he'd be like chopper read i reckon
59:00 <Bastardly_One> = player support
00:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck that little shit can play
00:00 <Bastardly_One> they'll miss him I think
00:00 <TheRon> hawkey or jake king, which one can put them away??
01:00 <TheRon> i reckon hawkey can still drink jake king under the table
02:00 <TheRon> does boonie still drink?
06:00 <simba> snake eater .. !!
09:00 <Picard> ahh ffs my stalker is here
09:00 <Picard> rage quit
12:00 <Picard> Zade hello
13:00 <Lish> Oh it's Pictard
14:00 <Picard> fuck off Lish, dont talk to me
14:00 <Lish> Why
15:00 <Picard> because you are not worthy of my attention
16:00 <simba> ok good 2 sort it out u guys
16:00 <simba> is this how u use toilets in western society
16:00 <simba> https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/10599349_486402724829431_2875311805259558697_n.jpg?oh=f384295edf111fddd0ff7b4756970bd7&oe=546E3767&__gda__=1416576991_2225cb7ac4aef9d63679cbbc1384e7f7
16:00 <Lish> Hahahaha
17:00 <Zade> hello Picard
18:00 <Picard> how was your day?
18:00 <Zade> busy, how was your day?
18:00 <Picard> very busy
20:00 <Zade> i should go out and get something for dinner but cant be bothered 
21:00 <Picard> its a little late for dinner
22:00 <Skirmish> http://9.media.tumblr.com/ulD4H8vXS9z0w2cpM1uB8a3v_500.gif           <------------- Why does this cartoon make me laugh so much.
22:00 <Picard> because u are a retard
23:00 <Zade> the cafe i quite often eat at stays open till midnight
23:00 <zaim> wtf is that mid air planking shit
25:00 <Picard> stupid people?
26:00 <simba> zaim thats how westerners poop isnt it
27:00 <zaim> personally i dont... but still others might i guess. i dont really walk in on ppl doing toilet
27:00 <ShadowLurker> http://38.media.tumblr.com/da3c35977e05c568083a7190f6ff729d/tumblr_n8exi4zNZY1rsjzk4o1_1280.jpg
32:00 <doctor> that's pepe
33:00 <simba> pepe reina
33:00 <doctor> he's one of those memes now
34:00 <ShadowLurker> weird nips http://31.media.tumblr.com/17299b67a720aecd264ef53916cfe227/tumblr_na3fgzapBS1r9snzco1_500.jpg
36:00 <Sponge> that's  stacey poole
37:00 <Loof> 4#1_4#
39:00 <Serenity> mmm nipples
40:00 <Loof> shhh if ur not gonna show em
40:00 <Loof> you tease
40:00 <Picard> yuk
40:00 <Picard> simba
40:00 <Loof> i haven't even seen your face
41:00 <Loof> well i've seen your cocksucker lips
41:00 <simba> what
41:00 <Picard> did u upset brettingham??
41:00 <Loof> love cocksucker lips
41:00 <Loof> bigger the better imo
41:00 <simba> not as much as i upset u
41:00 <Loof> especially when they pierced
41:00 <Loof> mmm
41:00 <Picard> he is ranting about u
42:00 <Loof> simba what time u sleepin?
42:00 <Picard> 5am
42:00 <Loof> gta?
42:00 <Loof> carry me in gta?
42:00 <Loof> lol
43:00 <simba> dunno but ill be up 
44:00 <Loof> cool
49:00 <TheRiddler> cheesemites
49:00 <TheRiddler> it's a mite that lives on cheese
49:00 <TheRiddler> hai fawks
49:00 <fawks> hi love
49:00 <TheRiddler> :D
50:00 <fawks> lol
50:00 <fawks> cute
50:00 <TheRiddler> [18:48] <TheRiddler> cheesemites
50:00 <TheRiddler> [18:49] <TheRiddler> it's a mite that lives on cheese
50:00 <fawks> gud 1
50:00 <TheRiddler> they're harmless
50:00 <fawks> oh is it a real thing
51:00 <fawks> i thought that was cheesey vegemite
51:00 <TheRiddler> so we all eat bugs on our cheese
51:00 <TheRiddler> lol
51:00 <fawks> yeah thanks
51:00 <fawks> never eating cheese again
51:00 <TheRiddler> same like bed bugs
52:00 <Student> ha ha
53:00 <fawks> hi aaron
53:00 <mrdanger> hi
54:00 <fawks> hows it
54:00 <mrdanger> gewd
54:00 <mrdanger> you?
54:00 <fawks> good thanks
54:00 <TheRiddler> I had cheese not long ago
54:00 <mrdanger> hows school?
54:00 <TheRiddler> smokey cheese
54:00 <TheRiddler> n chambert
55:00 <TheRiddler> also hommus
55:00 <Loof> die mrdickhead you cumstained fgt
55:00 <Skirmish> Chesemite is lovely. I love it. 
55:00 <Loof> i can smell your stinky 1 teaspoon of washing powder clothes
55:00 <Loof> smells like feet
55:00 <mrdanger> having a bad day loof?
55:00 <fawks> it's going well thanks, i have one assignment left for this unit
56:00 <fawks> unfortch its worth 50%
56:00 <fawks> that dating/identity esssay
56:00 <Skirmish> Ouch. 
56:00 <TheRiddler> cool
56:00 <mrdanger> yeah thats always a drainer
56:00 <fawks> <TheRiddler> n chambert
56:00 <fawks> do you mean camembert?
56:00 <fawks> or is chambert an actual cheese
56:00 <Loof> <TheRiddler> grow up plz
56:00 <TheRiddler> err
56:00 <TheRiddler> yes
56:00 <fawks> oh
56:00 <TheRiddler> I did it again
56:00 <fawks> yeah i love camembert
56:00 <fawks> its delish
56:00 <TheRiddler> lol
56:00 <Loof> cumofbert
56:00 <mrdanger> loof did you hear robin williams killed himself?
56:00 <fawks> have you tried it fried?
56:00 <TheRiddler> you corrected me before on that I think
57:00 <fawks> coated in bread crumbs
57:00 <TheRiddler> nope
57:00 <TheRiddler> I should
57:00 <fawks> its so good
57:00 <Loof> coated in ass flakes
57:00 <Loof> i should eat some time this week
57:00 <Loof> or i'll look like excessive before long
57:00 <mrdanger> loof you're sounding a bit like pieter bro
57:00 <fawks> i like how ass flakes reminded you of food
57:00 <Loof> lol
57:00 <TheRiddler> who's calling who to grow up?
58:00 <TheRiddler> lol
58:00 <fawks> i wonder what loofs diet is like
58:00 <fawks> assflakes coated in ear wax for breakfast
58:00 <Picard> hrrmmmmm
58:00 <Loof> pml
58:00 <mrdanger> loof hasnt eaten for 5 fortnights
58:00 <fawks> bum fluff for lunch
58:00 <fawks> and smegma w/ some toe jam for dins
58:00 <Picard> mrwanker is here
58:00 <Student> gross
58:00 <fawks> yum
58:00 <Loof> mmm bumjuice
58:00 <mrdanger> aww picard, my feelings
58:00 <Loof> from fresh homeless bums
58:00 <fawks> i just grossed myself out so bad
59:00 <fawks> lol mrwanker LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! so witty
59:00 <TheRiddler> ok brb
59:00 <fawks> good 1 Picard
59:00 <TheRiddler> making dinner
59:00 <fawks> k enjoy
59:00 <mrdanger> he got me good
59:00 <fawks> epic irc burn
59:00 <Student> if an educated lady like you do something like that, well ......
59:00 <fawks> well .........
59:00 <Loof> you need some ointment?
00:00 <Loof> for that burn?
00:00 <Loof> `seen ViO fawks?
00:00 <fawks> .
01:00 <mrdanger> i think he's gone insane..r
02:00 <Skirmish> He's been drug fucked for ages.  His antics are nothing new. 
02:00 <fawks> idk anymore
02:00 <fawks> nothing surprises me on here
02:00 <fawks> which is sad
03:00 <Skirmish> When a pot smoker tells you he can't work because his lungs are fucked you know that irc is the breeding ground of the stupid. 
03:00 <fawks> lol
03:00 <Student> ha ha
03:00 <fawks> is that the new excuse
03:00 <fawks> loof?
04:00 <Skirmish> No.  B1. 
04:00 <fawks> oh
04:00 <mrdanger> meh
04:00 <Student> yah, ohh...
04:00 <zaim> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lt6BCVsKXpo
04:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Dubfire, Miss Kittin - Exit (Original Mix) ( Jul 4, 2014) 10:46 - Category: People & Blogs - 630 views - 8 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
05:00 <fawks> mrs dubfire
06:00 <Student> miss kittin
07:00 <Student> ha ha
07:00 <zaim> Serenity, are you female
07:00 <Serenity> .
07:00 <zaim> i... never paid any attention
08:00 <Serenity> no im a dude with a cracking set of boozies
08:00 <zaim> i only assumed otherwise
08:00 <simba> miss dubfire
08:00 <Serenity> of course im female
09:00 <mrdanger> everybody here is female, apart from the males
09:00 <zaim> fantastic then
09:00 <mrdanger> and the trannys
09:00 <mrdanger> and anybody that identifies as something else
09:00 <mrdanger> a plant maybe
09:00 <fawks> im a tulip irl
10:00 <mrdanger> twolips mcgee
10:00 <fawks> rude
10:00 <Skirmish> When in doubt, refer back to the first rule of the internet.  "There are no women online ... just bald 40yo men in their undies that pretend."
10:00 <mrdanger> lulz
10:00 <Serenity> no fawks you're a cabbage
10:00 <mrdanger> that rule is from the 90s Skirmish
10:00 <mrdanger> now everybody is a 12 year old girl
10:00 <mrdanger> and you're a pedo
10:00 <Student> 12 year old girl is more mature ;)
11:00 <mrdanger> I got pay TV on my ps4 and its quite the gay
12:00 <mrdanger> theres not much point when you have the internets
13:00 <TheRiddler> fetch tv
17:00 <simba> the packages they offer up on foxtel xbox are hilarious
17:00 <simba> i imagine ps4 is similar
17:00 <Loof> u got an xbox?
17:00 <Loof> plz say no
18:00 <simba> no i just looked into it 1 time
18:00 <simba> aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
18:00 <mrdanger> 70 bucks a month for everything other than kids and sports 
18:00 <mrdanger> pretty gayballs
18:00 <mrdanger> they dont even offer all the channels
18:00 <simba> but cartoons and football!!!!!!!!
18:00 <mrdanger> pass
18:00 <simba> all thats left are documentaries and seinfeld re runs
18:00 <mrdanger> yup
18:00 <mrdanger> lol
19:00 <simba> and ted danson as "becker"
19:00 <mrdanger> that show has linda in it though
19:00 <[Maverick]> Becker is cool though. 
19:00 <mrdanger> so im cool with it
22:00 <MrMark> evening
27:00 <Student> tit for tat
28:00 <[Maverick]> ...and that's my starring role in Wizard Of Oz 
31:00 <Picard> ffs its only 9.30
31:00 <[Maverick]> past your bedtime. 
32:00 <Picard> waiting for Arrow
32:00 <Skirmish> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=17VudJ6lr4k
32:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Rascal Flatts - Here Comes Goodbye (Dec 10, 2010) 4:58 - Category: Music - 10,023,872 - 49,522 likes (98.4%), 795 dislikes (1.6%)
34:00 <simba> sounds like a backstreet boys ballad
34:00 <[Maverick]> probably was written by the producers of backstreet boys 
37:00 <Skirmish> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H3Q-LQQW6pA
38:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Rascal Flatts - Summer Nights (Dec 10, 2010) 5:04 - Category: Music - 2,364,167 - 7,731 likes (96.7%), 267 dislikes (3.3%)
38:00 <Skirmish> Bikini weather!  YAY! 
44:00 <Loof> 2 pound joint
44:00 <slinky_J> and now to get drunk
45:00 <Loof> 4#1_4#
45:00 <slinky_J> slight hiccup she says
45:00 <slinky_J> cops r at my houose
45:00 <slinky_J> like wtf
45:00 <slinky_J> 9 15 bitch
46:00 <[Maverick]> bugger, they didn't take you away 
46:00 <zaim> i read that as 'slaps fingers'
47:00 <slinky_J> no not mine
47:00 <slinky_J> lol
47:00 <slinky_J> my friend
47:00 <slinky_J> she was sposed be here 8:30
47:00 <slinky_J> i just got home but still
48:00 <slinky_J> fk man i experienced a full on like vietnamese birthday
48:00 <slinky_J> some weird shit
58:00 <simba> fk
59:00 <simba> fuck my fucking faggot asshole
59:00 <simba> i fucking hate it when u lose something u dont give a shit about but u notice its gone
59:00 <Loof> lol
59:00 <simba> and waste time looking for it
00:00 <Loof> hope it was ur xbox you lost
00:00 <Seth_Pardoe> simba, you offering?
00:00 <simba> no xbox
00:00 <simba> just saw the fox deals they have
00:00 <slinky_J> FKN FAGGOT AND CHIPS!
00:00 <Loof> ah cool
01:00 <Loof> ps3 4 life
01:00 <Loof> wish i still had a working ps2
02:00 <slinky_J> ps3 is shit
02:00 <slinky_J> ps2 rules
02:00 <simba> i have a ps2 w/o cables,,
02:00 <Loof> wanna sell?
02:00 <xm> i have 2 light guns with my ps2
02:00 <xm> im a gcon gun gangstah
02:00 <simba> may be.. may be not
02:00 <Loof> kool
03:00 <simba> u always regret sellin consoles
03:00 <Maurice> I have one without a power cord
03:00 <Loof> same
03:00 <Maurice> Fucked if I know where it is
03:00 <xm> i dont know where mine is. i just know it's in the house
03:00 <xm> and im not sure what will happen if i tried playing those games on the new TV
03:00 <slinky_J> i miss ps2
03:00 <slinky_J> devil may cry <3
03:00 <Loof> wish i had a wii u
03:00 <slinky_J> played the shit outta that
03:00 <slinky_J> i wana wii u to play it thru xbox one haha
04:00 <slinky_J> HEY JEWEL
04:00 <slinky_J> MISSED U BABES
05:00 <slinky_J> can i paste more convo from pm u can say i made up?
05:00 <slinky_J> k i start now
05:00 <Loof> i like that they remaster ps2 games for ps3
05:00 <Loof> this pleases me
05:00 <slinky_J> [00:21] <Jewel> stop it
05:00 <slinky_J> [00:23] <Jewel> stop it....
05:00 <slinky_J> [00:23] <slinky_J> ök
05:00 <simba> i actually do have the cords ;o
05:00 <slinky_J> oh that was u last nite in pm asking me to stop posting our pm
05:00 <slinky_J> and then denying it in chan.
05:00 <slinky_J> oops!
05:00 <Picard> lol
06:00 <Picard> Jewel is a stalker
06:00 <Loof> my favorites god of war, final fantasy 10 and i think metal gear all remastered for ps3
06:00 <Loof> so good
06:00 <simba> yea the mgs collection
06:00 <Jewel> simba
06:00 <Jewel> slinky_J is making up chat logs
06:00 <Jewel> and posting things
06:00 <Jewel> is that bannable offence
06:00 <simba> those games were the best
06:00 <Loof> fuck yeah
06:00 <Picard> lmfao
06:00 <simba> yes slinky_J typing is a bannable offense
06:00 <simba> offence
07:00 <Jewel> no
07:00 <simba> offense
07:00 <Jewel> making up things
07:00 <Loof> stinky_J angry again
07:00 <simba> ive still never finished mgs3
07:00 <xm> <slinky_j> oi is it ok to start a poem with a conjunction
07:00 <simba> but 2 was one of my favs
07:00 <Loof> same simba my ps2 broke half war through mgs3
07:00 <simba> didnt touch 4 much and now my bro has 5.. im way behind
07:00 <Jewel> his boyfriend broke up with him
07:00 <Jewel> and his son thinks hes a dead beat alcoholic dad
07:00 <Jewel> anywhooooooooooooo
07:00 <Loof> same
08:00 <xm> have you ever played light gun games before loof
08:00 <Loof> yeah at the arcades heaps
08:00 <Loof> and on ps2
08:00 <Serenity> xm didnt we talk about that the other night
08:00 <Skirmish> Someone needs to take Jewel down a few rungs. 
08:00 <xm> nice
08:00 <xm> which one?
08:00 <Loof> time crisis
08:00 <xm> yes, but i havent with loof
08:00 <Skirmish> Scatter brained psycho. 
08:00 <xm> and he writes games. or at least plans to
08:00 <Loof> i want to
08:00 <Loof> pipe dreams
09:00 <Serenity> the starting things with conjunctions thing
09:00 <simba> i always wanted to own time crisis at home
09:00 <xm> oh that
09:00 <xm> yeah
09:00 <xm> i thought you meant light guns
09:00 <Skirmish> Mumma Mew.
09:00 <Serenity> oh nab lol
09:00 <Serenity> nah
09:00 <simba> time crisis, daytona, virtua tennis/everything virtua, crazy taxi
09:00 <Loof> i had time crysis for ps1
09:00 <simba> the arcades owned!!!!
09:00 <Jewel> Mew~
09:00 <MrMark> we all behaving?
09:00 <Loof> what was that zombie one?
09:00 <Loof> at the arcades?
09:00 <simba> house of teh dead
09:00 <Serenity> time crisis ruled
09:00 <Loof> with the curtain
10:00 <Loof> oh yeah house of the dead
10:00 <Loof> that was epic
10:00 <simba> virtua tennis was the best sports game for ages
10:00 <Maurice> We have time crisis for ps3, but its not the same
11:00 <xm> for every arcade that closed down. a Millers Fashion over took its place
11:00 <xm> we're an aging population!
12:00 <Jewel> lol
12:00 <MrMark> u behaving Jewel?
13:00 <Jewel> MrMark for now
13:00 <Jewel> are you?
13:00 <MrMark> maybe
13:00 <slinky_J> jennilo
13:00 <slinky_J> u drunk again
13:00 <MrMark> its waining............
13:00 <MrMark> whos drunk
13:00 <slinky_J> MrMark do you and Jennilo drink together
13:00 <MrMark> nope
13:00 <slinky_J> smell teh cheez
14:00 <Jewel> we sip alcohol together
14:00 <TheRiddler> top gear
14:00 <MrMark> sip sip
14:00 <Picard> suck cock
14:00 <Jewel> lol
14:00 <MrMark> mmmmmmmmmm Baileys
17:00 <Loof> wonder how much a daytona machine would cost
18:00 <Loof> cunt
19:00 <simba> get him to make 1 for u
19:00 <Loof> when you go around to his house he makes you pay to play too
19:00 <simba> lol
19:00 <Loof> says bring your 20 cent pieces
19:00 <Loof> fucking jew
19:00 <simba> what the fuck
19:00 <xm> lol
20:00 <xm> that's a shocker
20:00 <Loof> my family is fucked
20:00 <xm> do the lights flicker at his place
20:00 <Loof> he's a lawyer
20:00 <simba> id bring a 20 cent piece and punch it thru his fuycken head and read what year the coin was thru the back of his fucken head bihtc
20:00 <Loof> such a jew
20:00 <xm> oh right that guy
20:00 <Loof> i don't speak to him any more
20:00 <Loof> since he dissed weed openly
20:00 <xm> try kiwi 20c coins
20:00 <xm> it might jam
20:00 <Loof> lol
20:00 <xm> even better
20:00 <Jewel> ooo italics
21:00 <Loof> never thought of that
21:00 <xm> but i thought that since it's 300 game sin one...
21:00 <xm> it'd just be some PC or whatever inside
21:00 <simba> lol
21:00 <simba> or try 10 pence
21:00 <Loof> nah it's still boards
21:00 <Loof> he had to wire one in or some shit
21:00 <Loof> from asia
21:00 <xm> i bet if you opened it i'd look like the wiring from a third world country's power pole
21:00 <Loof> got the cabinet here
22:00 <slinky_J> [02:31] <Jewel> LOL
22:00 <slinky_J> [02:31] <Jewel> ok
22:00 <slinky_J> [02:31] <Jewel> our thing is stardust
22:00 <slinky_J> [02:31] <Jewel> ok :)
22:00 <slinky_J> [02:32] <Jewel> im ignorance- i told you
22:00 <Loof> yeah probably lol
22:00 <Loof> they actually sold sf2 controls at jb hi fi once
22:00 <Loof> missed out on them though cause i was broke
22:00 <Loof> awesome for emulators
23:00 <simba> slinky_J please stop harassing our irc users
23:00 <Loof> i can't do the uppercut on a playstation/pc controller
23:00 <Loof> they had street fighter at tafe
23:00 <simba> the arcadejoystick?
23:00 <Loof> yeah
23:00 <simba> i wanted 1 of those for ps3 back when but knew i couldnt justify it
23:00 <simba> owning like 1 fighting game on it
23:00 <simba> but they look so good
23:00 <Loof> they are man
24:00 <simba> actually they could be kinda cool to play gta or something on
24:00 <Loof> now that i've remembered them i might check ebay
24:00 <Loof> brb
24:00 <Loof> these days i'm not so broke :D
25:00 <simba> the sf / tekken one is glam
26:00 <Loof> holy shit: http://www.ebay.com.au/itm/Super-advantage-arcade-controller-super-nintendo-SNES-boxed-and-complete-/151368349822?pt=AU_Video_Game_Accessories&hash=item233e41b87e&_uhb=1
26:00 <slinky_J> NEVER SIMBA
26:00 <slinky_J> but ok
26:00 <Loof> ^ is that a snes built in to the controller?
26:00 <Loof> or just the controller?
26:00 <Loof> if it is omg
26:00 <simba> that owns
26:00 <simba> no i think its just got shitloads of switches and stuff
26:00 <Loof> sf2 on snes was perfect
27:00 <Loof> so was mkii
27:00 <Loof> arcade perfect
27:00 <simba> its fucken hard too
27:00 <xm> only used by 3 hipsters
27:00 <Seth_Pardoe> simba
27:00 <xm> good condition
27:00 <Seth_Pardoe> do you got pants free?
27:00 <Loof> lol
27:00 <xm> instructions in french
28:00 <xm> it would be nice to have one authentic arcade. and then other faux one to play heaps in one
28:00 <simba> back of SFII box - 20 megs of martial arts action - the largest super nes game pak ever!!
28:00 <xm> i was more of a MK person
29:00 <xm> SUBZERO 
29:00 <xm> all the way
29:00 <partay> Hey Seth never go full retard
30:00 <Seth_Pardoe> hey partay
30:00 <Seth_Pardoe> come breed with my fish
30:00 <Seth_Pardoe> I need new genes
31:00 <TheRiddler> goto gust genes
31:00 <Seth_Pardoe> TheRiddler: more like, TheDiddler
39:00 <partay> Seth you want raz's balls banging against your chin 
40:00 <partay> Awww he's gone
40:00 <Loof> wish i could see i guy ass fuck some bitch with his balls :(
41:00 <Loof> hmmm chatterbate
42:00 <Loof> gone from total crap weed (and three days no weed) to the best i've had in about 10 years
42:00 <Loof> i fried
42:00 <Loof> i should take a pic of this shit
43:00 <Loof> shove it up those americans ass
43:00 <Loof> aussie weed ftw
43:00 <Loof> the triclomes
43:00 <Loof> sticky icky
43:00 <Loof> stanky
43:00 <Loof> like stanky_J
44:00 <Loof> smells like his ass
44:00 <Loof> after a 3 week COD marathon
44:00 <simba> lol
44:00 <simba> being sober and gaming sucks
44:00 <Loof> fuck yeah
44:00 <TheRiddler> goodnight
45:00 <partay> Loof you need to get laid
45:00 <simba> its just not as fun idk why maybe it boils down to everything being more fun stoned
45:00 <Serenity> he does big time
45:00 <Loof> everything is better high except study
46:00 <Picard> did u know the actors no big bang theory get $1mill an episode
47:00 <Loof> food is just amazing
47:00 <Loof> so is sex
47:00 <Loof> (so i'm told)
48:00 <Loof> i'd need cocaine, lsd and ketamine all mixed together to enjoy sex with ling wa
48:00 <simba> lol wouldnt ketamine just turn u into a banana peel
49:00 <Loof> i'd like to find out
49:00 <simba> my friend used to to do it and it seemd lame
49:00 <Loof> i just heard about some dude mixing those three on rizon #marijuana
50:00 <Loof> thougth it sounded ok
50:00 <Loof> but idk
50:00 <Loof> join rizon #marijuana btw
50:00 <Loof> :P
50:00 <Serenity> lol banana peel
50:00 <simba> kool
50:00 <simba> see u on the whore rizon
51:00 <Loof> it's mainly active in the mornings
51:00 <Loof> suck up to pyro
51:00 <Loof> pretend he's god
51:00 <Loof> he'll give you ops
51:00 <simba> aka Pyro- ?
51:00 <Loof> nope
51:00 <Loof> fuck this pyro here
52:00 <simba> i knew a guy called Piro way back and his nick before that was LORD_OF_THE_1337
52:00 <simba> prob my fav nerdy nick
53:00 <Loof> they sometimes talk about hard drugs too
53:00 <Loof> but it's mostly weed
53:00 <Loof> or nerd shit
53:00 <Loof> or cars
53:00 <Loof> some cool chicks on there too
54:00 <simba> any yanks?
54:00 <Loof> mostly
54:00 <simba> Oh...........
54:00 <Loof> lol
54:00 <simba> if theyre black thats ok
55:00 <Loof> not sure
55:00 <Loof> never ask "are you a nigga?"
55:00 <Serenity> seems to be a pyro on every server
55:00 <simba> quite a big server
55:00 <Loof> it's mostly rich stoners showing off their cars and bitches
56:00 <Loof> and weed
56:00 <simba> a bunch of Doodles
56:00 <Loof> yep lol basically
56:00 <Loof> i like doodle
56:00 <beehhh> http://p1.la-img.com/930/18666/6314384_2_l.jpg
56:00 <Loof> i'd love to be more into cars and sport and blokey type stuff
56:00 <simba> i like Doodles car
57:00 <Loof> but i just like weed
57:00 <Loof> you should see pyro's porche
57:00 <Loof> insane
57:00 <Loof> this guy on their reakons he spent 80 grand last year on heroin
58:00 <beehhh> Loof are you suffering depression
58:00 <Serenity> doodle is amazin
58:00 <beehhh> last nite norell & I mate
58:00 <Loof> beehhh i was the past 3 days with no weed
58:00 <Loof> but i handled it
58:00 <Loof> with tea
58:00 <beehhh> green tea
58:00 <Loof> yep and peppermint
58:00 <simba> the first day is pretty gay but then its ok
58:00 <beehhh> this saturday i get my new HP
58:00 <Loof> same beehhh!
58:00 <Loof> new hp
58:00 <beehhh> lot of thiefs on campus cant trust any
59:00 <Loof> sunday though
59:00 <beehhh> something look good they want
59:00 <simba> make sure ur buying a second hand lappy then mirza
59:00 <simba> or ull become Mirza the Mugged
00:00 <simba> i want one of those RUN DMC shirts but with MIR ZA on it
00:00 <Loof> i got a 6 month old pavillion for $200 ebay rules
00:00 <simba> nice 1
00:00 <simba> https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/8002208256/hE197CB4D/
01:00 <Loof> oh fuck that killed me
01:00 <Loof> LOL!!!!!!!!!!
02:00 <Loof> share it on #mj
02:00 <beehhh> so many asian babes on campus looking for a white aussie male to rescaue them
02:00 <simba> the official mandyjane tribute room
03:00 <beehhh> Loof wud fit right in time to change some old bags
03:00 <simba> lol
03:00 <beehhh> you should visit me ere Loof
03:00 <simba> go over there with a few empty suitcases and bring some of these damsals in distrress back
03:00 <beehhh> 1:3 chicks
04:00 <beehhh> they all wanna settle in straya
05:00 <beehhh> http://www.theguardian.com/world/2014/aug/04/bushfires-destroy-three-homes-south-of-grafton-in-northern-nsw
07:00 <[Maverick]> few suitcases and a chainsaw.
07:00 <beehhh> im going canada
07:00 <beehhh> sa-ka-ta say it ca-na-da
07:00 <slinky_J> FUCK
08:00 <slinky_J> man
08:00 <slinky_J> some ppl
08:00 <slinky_J> mav said he was gonna come over
08:00 <slinky_J> strap me down
08:00 <slinky_J> didnt happen
08:00 <slinky_J> LIAR!
08:00 <slinky_J> ;)
08:00 <beehhh> dont let intruders walk they just simply kill people
08:00 <beehhh> walk-in
09:00 <slinky_J> https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=1Ckv_Dz-Sio
09:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Mrs Doubtfire recut as a horror movie ( Jun 7, 2012) 0 - Category: Comedy - 1,499,134 - 11,694 likes (98.9%), 127 dislikes (1.1%)
09:00 <slinky_J> rofl
10:00 <Mew> loooooooooof
11:00 <Loof> Mewsli :)
12:00 <simba> lol slinky_J
12:00 <Loof> mmm muesli gotta get some of that shit
12:00 <simba> did you see the harry potter one of them
12:00 <simba> it made me laff
12:00 <simba> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c_ubmjE21SY
12:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Harry Potter Spring Teen Comedy (Jul 26, 2011) 1:28 - Category: Comedy - 1,343,699 - 13,955 likes (99.4%), 91 dislikes (0.6%)
12:00 <Mew> why did you go for the nick Loof, Loof?
13:00 <Loof> it's Fool backwards cause i fried
14:00 <Loof> nah it was originally loofemmaps
14:00 <Loof> spam me fool
14:00 <Loof> same as my email
15:00 <Loof> i just shortened it to loofy which sounded gay, then loof
16:00 <simba> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=99Op1TaXmCw
16:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Aladdin - Friend Like Me [High Quality] (Dec 9, 2008) 2:25 - Category: Music - 6,373,332 - 15,435 likes (96.4%), 576 dislikes (3.6%)
17:00 <simba> i wonder if pedos have ever gone down the genie route
17:00 <simba> like pretended theyre a genie and have a magic lamp you have to rub
17:00 <simba> theyre probably not intelligent enough
18:00 <Loof> in africa they feed black tar heroin to 10 year olds to stop them being sick after swallowing too much old man's cum
18:00 <Loof> no shit
18:00 <Loof> :(
19:00 <simba> http://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/639/509/36b.gif
19:00 <simba> that is sick
21:00 <Mew> oh yeah didnt you change from loofy cos of LoOpY
21:00 <Loof> yeah and i thought it sounded a bit cutesy with the 'y' at the end
21:00 <Loof> i've matured
21:00 <Loof> :P
22:00 <Loof> PS. you're the second person to ask tonight
22:00 <Loof> and frankly
22:00 <Loof> ...
22:00 <Loof> i'm aroused
22:00 <Loof> :P
22:00 <Mew> really??
23:00 <Loof> no :(
23:00 <Mew> who else asked
23:00 <Mew> oh
23:00 <Loof> someone on rizon marijuana
23:00 <simba> lol look at the girl to the left of aladdin at 50 seconds, throwing up the horns
23:00 <simba> http://youtu.be/fcTC7RkmHac?t=50s
23:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Aladdin-One Jump Ahead HD (1080p) (Aug 11, 2011) 2:20 - Category: Film & Animation - 2,629,149 - 7,093 likes (96.4%), 264 dislikes (3.6%)
23:00 <Loof> except he started abusing me about it
23:00 <Loof> but you were nice :)
24:00 <Mew> what a fucken wanker folks!
24:00 <simba> did Loopy used to come in here?
24:00 <Loof> yeah
25:00 <Loof> our names would get mixed tabs
25:00 <Loof> i'd always get his
25:00 <Mew> like me and MeGusta
25:00 <Loof> yeah lol
27:00 <Loof> fuck this weed is evil
27:00 <Loof> i'm so fucked up
28:00 <MrMark> evil weed huh
28:00 <Mew> weed lives
29:00 <Loof> swed
29:00 <Mew> elvis
29:00 <simba> woke smeed
29:00 <Mew> how high r u? 
29:00 <Mew> 6'2
30:00 <Loof> why drink and drive, smoke weed and fly!
31:00 <MrMark> Elvis lives.........he works at maccas in Las Vegas........next to bigfoot and the aliens from Roswell
31:00 <fawks> um
31:00 <fawks> https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfa1/v/t1.0-9/10403623_10203962515199108_6149979514227571668_n.jpg?oh=582be78eeb08505327e3aa7747e5e155&oe=547B9D56&__gda__=1415934907_3a75b0061560ac82f398b9619223842b
31:00 <fawks> lol
31:00 <simba> thats what i first thought when i was told this morning
32:00 <simba> thought of robbie williams teh asshole
32:00 <fawks> lol
32:00 <fawks> https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfa1/v/t1.0-9/1972449_753160224746230_6786074247456994851_n.jpg?oh=0ad7d5a875bb418707713a10662b2ede&oe=54679C82&__gda__=1417058002_12106e5fba2a3f6668c6521a350d9625
32:00 <fawks> legit.
34:00 <simba> lol
34:00 <simba> whoever runs that twitter is a funny guy
40:00 <Loof> imagine how easy it would be to bone paris hilton
41:00 <Loof> with a bottle
41:00 <Loof> vb stubbie
41:00 <doctor> If I could I'd make it illegal to say that name
41:00 <Loof> lol
42:00 <beehhh> back
43:00 <beehhh> `seen slode_bludger
44:00 <beehhh> why women shows their ass
45:00 <simba> cos we like da booty
45:00 <simba> yes the longstanding philosophical question once again raised
45:00 <simba> "why women shows their ass"
47:00 <Mew> rockin everywhere
48:00 <fawks> ths is cool
48:00 <fawks> https://scontent-b-lax.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfp1/t1.0-9/10550871_680052068752554_847287626829813911_n.jpg
49:00 <fawks> art by nature fuck ye
49:00 <Loof> mork to orson.. mork to orson.. come in orson!@
50:00 <Loof> squad up?
50:00 <Loof> bf3?
51:00 <British^Meat> hah, not tonight my goodmate
51:00 <Loof> ah k
51:00 <Loof> oh fuck i dont have it installed anymore anyway
51:00 <Loof> best do that now
53:00 <beehhh> Loof visit me in miri with chad n simba i dont know his real name
54:00 <beehhh> they have weed here
54:00 <beehhh> borneo stuff really potent
54:00 <simba> gross
54:00 <beehhh> you wont come off it
54:00 <simba> my mate is malaysian and went there for a month or so and said the weed he had to smoke was so fucked up
55:00 <Loof> fucked up as in bad or good?
55:00 <simba> bad
56:00 <Loof> fuck that
56:00 <Loof> my last bag was shit
56:00 <Loof> was ok for a few days
56:00 <Loof> then i wasn't getting high at all
56:00 <Loof> so i compensated with tea
56:00 <simba> do you smoke cigarettes?
57:00 <Loof> yep 
57:00 <Loof> chop chop
57:00 <simba> more when youre not blazing?
57:00 <Loof> heaps more
57:00 <beehhh> you should not smoke weed 
57:00 <simba> yea i get a bit of that
57:00 <Loof> beehhh pls dont say that
57:00 <beehhh> use the liquid cannibus
57:00 <Loof> :(
57:00 <Loof> oh ok cool :)
57:00 <Loof> yeah use oils
57:00 <Loof> dab it
57:00 <beehhh> only available in straya apparently in lismore
58:00 <beehhh> https://www.google.com/search?q=medical+marijuana+australia&espv=2&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ei=dh3qU9zcL5bd8AXo3IDoBQ&ved=0CAkQ_AUoBA&biw=1242&bih=599
58:00 <simba> lol this video on documenting reality.. they bring a guy into a room and start playing music then start beating him
58:00 <simba> like its a barmitzvah
59:00 <beehhh> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BnVR72G8BMk
59:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Fat Pizza - Mardi Grass Special - Part 1 (Dec 15, 2011) 0 - Category: Comedy - 14,958 - 66 likes (94.3%), 4 dislikes (5.7%)
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