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34:00 <Q{{_4_Hotties> theres over 100 SWAT raid everyday in usa
34:00 <Q{{_4_Hotties> lol
34:00 <TheRon> our lord gary ablett jnr
34:00 <partay> Bs 
34:00 <Q{{_4_Hotties> most of it for fun
34:00 <partay> He's the son of god 
34:00 <Student> yah and they told you that they are doing most of them for fun , what a comment 
34:00 <TheRon> indeed
35:00 <Q{{_4_Hotties> yeh they said it on interview
35:00 <Q{{_4_Hotties> they interviewed some of the SWAT teamleaders
35:00 <Student> interview? credibility?
36:00 <Q{{_4_Hotties> http://www.economist.com/news/united-states/21599349-americas-police-have-become-too-militarised-cops-or-soldiers
36:00 <Q{{_4_Hotties> watch the video in mid section
36:00 <doctor> probably a complaint about a dog
36:00 <partay> I love working in the city. I'm near the uni. It's gold 
37:00 <Q{{_4_Hotties> it be annoying as hell for me
37:00 <Q{{_4_Hotties> watching dumb uni students walking by everyday
38:00 <partay> lol
38:00 <partay> Good statement 
39:00 <Q{{_4_Hotties> yep walking by with dull eyes
39:00 <partay> I enjoy my coffees as they walk by 
39:00 <TheRon> always follow the light
39:00 <Q{{_4_Hotties> they go to uni due to lack of imagination
39:00 <Student> even uni students rejected you Q{{_4_Hotties? :P
39:00 <doctor> they probably hate it too watching that dumb office drone leering at them every time they walk past that office complex
39:00 <partay> I went to uni twice 
39:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Frankie Knuckles - Your Love.mp3 (6.14MB 192kbps Stereo 4:28)
39:00 <partay> Loved it 
39:00 <Q{{_4_Hotties> i reject them
40:00 <TheRon> if today was your last day
40:00 <Student> you reject them , awwww 
40:00 <partay> doctor: Thinking wow wish I had a 100K job 
41:00 <TheRon> i wish daddy gave me some mines
41:00 <Q{{_4_Hotties> they actually think they will get that 100k job after uni lmao
41:00 <Student> most of them do 
41:00 <Q{{_4_Hotties> lol
42:00 <Q{{_4_Hotties> and thats about all the ever get
42:00 <Student> ha ha 
42:00 <Lumeah> and tomorrow was tolate
42:00 <Student> oh Lumeah is here , another hottie ;)
42:00 <simba> Q{{_4_Hotties was affectionately known as Daddys Lil Cum Guzzler by his old man
42:00 <Lumeah> lol thanks student
42:00 <TheRon> lumeah hows it hanging?
43:00 <TheRon> mines a little to the left
43:00 <Student> ha ha Lumeah , you made it sound like you are not hot at all ;P
43:00 <Lumeah> tired! 
43:00 <TheRon> me too
43:00 <TheRon> awake at 4.30 this morning, couldn't get back to sleep
44:00 <Doodle> was a cunt night for sleep last night
44:00 <Doodle> i got fkall
44:00 <TheRon> ooh yeah
44:00 <Lumeah> you can think I'm hot. im not stopping u
44:00 <Doodle> went to sleep with the fan on, woke up shivering
44:00 <TheRon> i'm an absolute hornbag
44:00 <Student> i do not like to think much , stop me doing the "real" things ;)
44:00 <PandasDontDrive> i think u look hot on top of me
44:00 <PandasDontDrive> boom!
44:00 <TheRon> couldn't decide how many covers to have
45:00 <TheRon> the sheet, the lite blanket or the doona
45:00 <Q{{_4_Hotties> why not simba dads jist is frangranted with the finest port
45:00 <TheRon> 4.30 this morning it was 20 degrees
45:00 <Lumeah> lol hi pandy
46:00 <PandasDontDrive> lumeee
47:00 <Lumeah> big hugs
47:00 <TheRon> keep your hands off my girl
47:00 <Q{{_4_Hotties> ur eyes too PandasDontDrive 
48:00 <Q{{_4_Hotties> else i gonna scratch them out!
48:00 <Lumeah> lol.. 
49:00 <TheRon> songbird you got tales to tell...
50:00 <doctor> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ELnhjGw4Zs
50:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Gilbert O'Sullivan - Alone Again (Naturally) (Jan 12, 2011) 3:43 - Category: Music - 927,343 views - 4,776 likes (98.8%), 59 dislikes (1.2%)
50:00 <TheRon> doctor i thought that was adam ant
50:00 <Q{{_4_Hotties> thats ur cue to tell about ur most recent romantic date, Lumeah 
50:00 <Lumeah> abd the song bird keep singing a prayer. 
51:00 <Lumeah> think thats wrong though 
51:00 <TheRon> dinner film, tickets to michael buble
51:00 <Lumeah> lol ok.. 
52:00 <Student> coming back to the claim about economist report on 100 swat raids a day, the embeded video contains only the host with the correpondent in atlanta are talking, they are exchanging their views, no real interview with servicing swat officers, so here you go Q{{_4_Hotties
52:00 <TheRon> any pig shooting
52:00 <Lumeah> can't turn that down
52:00 <TheRon> monster trucks?
52:00 <Lumeah> monster trucks
53:00 <TheRon> long walks on the beach, even longer dutch ovens?
53:00 <Student> and economist is a uk based news channel, so one can say they are trying to do the Us counterparts ;)
53:00 <simba> i need 2 see more michael keaton films especially his batmans
53:00 <Lumeah> not a murderer of animals. 'only plants'. lol
53:00 <Student> that is even worse, murdering a weaker thing 
54:00 <simba> plants are alive too you sick f**kers
54:00 <Lumeah> lol.. 
54:00 <Lumeah> i have to. lol
54:00 <Student> and who is saying plants are not alive too? :P
54:00 <Student> murderer Lumeah
54:00 <TheRon> god damn hippies
54:00 <Q{{_4_Hotties> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=80j5QH8xzUc
54:00 <Lumeah> lol
54:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Madonna ‎-- Like A Prayer(12 Club Version) (Nov 12, 2012) 5:38 - Category: Music - 527 views - 4 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
54:00 <simba> thats why when you smoke weed you get a bit closer to god because he is one with all his plants living through them 
54:00 <Lumeah> fuckin telk me about it
54:00 <Student> lol simba
54:00 <TheRon> if you start me up....
55:00 <simba> :p
55:00 <Student> why bring god with weed m8? :P
55:00 <Lumeah> lol
55:00 <TheRon> a friend in need is a friend indeed, but a friend with weed is better
55:00 <Student> may be that is because you think weed has same status as god ;P
56:00 <Student> no comments 
56:00 <Q{{_4_Hotties> i dont smoke weed
56:00 <Student> you smoke yourself instead? :P
56:00 <simba> Student, learn to read dude
56:00 <Q{{_4_Hotties> i cant believe it im the only few that dont
56:00 <TheRon> i don't smoke
56:00 <Student> simba what dude? :P
56:00 <simba> DUDE
57:00 <Student> dudeeeeeeeeeeeeee
57:00 <Student> i can't really say i do not smoke, i have to inhale all the smoke coming out of the engines and shit 
57:00 <TheRon> tea smells good
57:00 <TheRon> sausages in a curry coconut broth
57:00 <simba> second hand diesel
57:00 <Student> i only like tea at normal temperature 
58:00 <simba> thats not cool
58:00 <Student> recycled diesel ;P
58:00 <Q{{_4_Hotties> i make this my prayer for tonight: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1UUYjd2rjsE
58:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Scorpions - Send Me An Angel (Nov 1, 2009) 4:29 - Category: Music - 34,724,123 views - 121,739 likes (98.7%), 1,570 dislikes (1.3%)
58:00 <Student> lol @ send me an angel 
58:00 <Q{{_4_Hotties> :D
58:00 <Student> you are still waiting for god to send you an angel at your door step 
58:00 <Student> poor you 
58:00 <Student> you can easily ask out just about any one 
59:00 <Student> then may be god help you with that 
59:00 <TheRon> let's go down to the tennis court and talk it up like yeah
59:00 <Q{{_4_Hotties> escorted by a few princesses of darkness
59:00 <Student> but sitting under the rood , under the air condition , looking for things to happen, what non-sense 
59:00 <TheRon> oh yes, and we'll never be royals
59:00 <Q{{_4_Hotties> tossing weed buds on my angel's path
59:00 <Q{{_4_Hotties> lmao
59:00 <Student> lol 
59:00 <Q{{_4_Hotties> omg
00:00 <Q{{_4_Hotties> u made me say all that
00:00 <Q{{_4_Hotties> ur fault
00:00 <simba> now someone make him leave austnet
00:00 <Student> well i think your angle will walk back after collecting the last weed bud you tossed up in their path 
00:00 <Student> eventually you are not getting any angel to your bed 
01:00 <Pettter> hi
01:00 <Student> hello 
02:00 <Student> a single bite will not hurt 
02:00 <TheRon> every little thing she does is magic
02:00 <Student> plenty to bite off 
02:00 <simba> do you believe in magic.. in a young girls heart
03:00 <PietSAbabe> ya see cunts
03:00 <Student> why magic is limited only to a young girls heart? it could be mature one too :P
03:00 <simba> piss off piet
03:00 <PietSAbabe> ive already waited too long
03:00 <PietSAbabe> and now my balls are gone
04:00 <PietSAbabe> :(
04:00 <Student> waited to masterbaution?
04:00 <TheRon> are they on a shelf behind you?
04:00 <PietSAbabe> I GOT COLOURFUL POPCORN
04:00 <Student> *** for 
04:00 <druff> hi
04:00 <Student> hi 
04:00 <PietSAbabe> fuck youre a sad case Student
04:00 <PietSAbabe> stop thinking about guys flogging emselves
04:00 <Student> fuck you too without ball case 
04:00 <simba> fuck off PietSAbabe 
04:00 <PietSAbabe> freekin gross fuck
04:00 <Student> fuck for the sake of fuck 
05:00 <PietSAbabe> its sooooo colourful
06:00 <TheRon> i drove all night just to get to you
07:00 <Student> that bag goes on the back and have to open when falling from heights
07:00 <Q{{_4_Hotties> http://s12.postimg.org/9g4vjly3x/NNWCUyi.jpg
08:00 <Q{{_4_Hotties> theres magic in there somewhere
09:00 <TheRon> anybody's cam chick naked yet?
09:00 <simba> http://youtu.be/vs80Y1JfWWE
09:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Burnski - Lost In The Zoo (The Martinez Brothers' Bronx Zoo Mix) (Mar 11, 2013) 6:50 - Category: Music - 28,011 views - 254 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
09:00 <simba> ~~SplIFf~ZoNe~
09:00 <TheRon> port is looking like top 4
09:00 <TheRon> along with geelong hawthorn and freo
09:00 <simba> weve got the power 2 win,,,
10:00 <TheRon> we are geelong the greatest team of all
10:00 <simba> whatd u get for ur tips? i had a bad week 6/9
10:00 <PietSAbabe> this one fucking annoying bitch just wont stop knocking on my front door
10:00 <TheRon> i missed st kilda, 
10:00 <PietSAbabe> figure she'd get the message by now when i dont answer it
10:00 <TheRon> and collingwood
11:00 <Excessive> answer the door wif noffin on
11:00 <TheRon> and port
11:00 <PietSAbabe> ya tell em to knock only a couple times and not stand there knocking and calling for me and they do it anyways , now i gotta tell em to stay the fuck away and flip out on em cos neighbour says thjey're annoying as all fuck
11:00 <simba> yea i tipped GWS sydney and fucken carlton
11:00 <simba> sif u tipped the CLOWNS
11:00 <TheRon> oh yeah that too
11:00 <PietSAbabe> Excessive: that will only lure em in
11:00 <PietSAbabe> :/
12:00 <TheRon> and we'll never be royals
13:00 <simba> id like to ram PietSAbabes crack pipe down his fucking gob and punch him in the throat so it shatters into pieces and ruins his internal organs
13:00 <simba> IS THAT TOO MUCH
13:00 <simba> id do it on behalf of austnet
13:00 <TheRon> i'm listening to the theme from the office
14:00 <simba> so what becomes of u my love
14:00 <simba> i mite tip freo v hawks,,
14:00 <TheRon> the handbags and the gladrags that your poor old grandand had to sweat to buy you
14:00 <Q{{_4_Hotties> Student maybe angels will be delivered to me like this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D59BxfzCFJ8
14:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: LYNX Excite Fallen Angels - Cool Funny Sexy Ad EXTENDED Version (Feb 20, 2013) 1:32 - Category: Comedy - 27,891 views - 67 likes (95.7%), 3 dislikes (4.3%)
15:00 <Excessive> TheRon, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8XbQsjRc7L0
15:00 <TheRon> freo will beat hawthorn
15:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Pendulum - ABC News Theme Remix Full Version + Download (May 20, 2010) 2:44 - Category: Music - 319,567 views - 1,455 likes (98%), 29 dislikes (2%)
15:00 <TheRon> so many beers prefer not to think too much right now
16:00 <TheRon> was q&a good last night?
16:00 <TheRon> i missed it
16:00 <simba> fOoTy ClAssifieD
17:00 <PandasDontDrive> boats n hoes
17:00 <TheRon> was that good
17:00 <simba> garry lyon roasted fox footys gay ass coverage of the showdown in 2 different shows i watched
17:00 <PandasDontDrive> drank 4 pots of tea last night
17:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
17:00 <PandasDontDrive> watched 4 movies i think
17:00 <TheRon> amazing watched 360, didn't come up
17:00 <simba> PandasDontDrive
17:00 <PandasDontDrive> yes babe
17:00 <simba> have you seen 25th hour
17:00 <PandasDontDrive> Norton?
17:00 <PandasDontDrive> Spike Lee film
17:00 <PandasDontDrive> ?
17:00 <simba> yea its p weird
17:00 <PandasDontDrive> yeah
17:00 <simba> did u rate it
18:00 <TheRon> billy joel - captain jack
18:00 <PandasDontDrive> well i thought it was great
18:00 <PandasDontDrive> not a big spike lee fan because he's a racist lol
18:00 <simba> norton owns so hard tho!!!
18:00 <PandasDontDrive> yeah he's dope
18:00 <TheRon> ed norton
18:00 <simba> ya and Phil Sey Hof
18:00 <PandasDontDrive> Though I do remember the grossest scene in The Incredible Hulk where he's jerking off to become the HULK
19:00 <TheRon> norton was awesome in american history x
19:00 <PandasDontDrive> phil sey hof rulez
19:00 <simba> i havent seen his hulk movie,,,
19:00 <PandasDontDrive> Capote <3
19:00 <simba> yea hes the best badass ever in history x
19:00 <PandasDontDrive> there's a great movie called Performance with phil sey hof and christopher walken
19:00 <PandasDontDrive> about a quartet.
19:00 <simba> yea that looked cool
19:00 <simba> why does it have a different name in aus?
19:00 <PandasDontDrive> which
20:00 <TheRon> like live free and die hard
20:00 <PandasDontDrive> like with Welcome to the Jungle
20:00 <PandasDontDrive> in america it's The Rundown, but we dont say that here
20:00 <simba> oh yea performance is the aus name
21:00 <TheRon> american's, it's like a day behing but sometimes i feel its years
21:00 <simba> we know what a string quartet is guys
21:00 <PandasDontDrive> what's it called in america ? Four Old People Play Intruments
21:00 <simba> lmbo
21:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
21:00 <PandasDontDrive> ah i gotta hang washing up
21:00 <simba> the woman in that is familiar too but idk why
22:00 <Q{{_4_Hotties> :)
22:00 <Loof> cocks
22:00 <TheRon> the latest schwarznegger movie has sam worthington in it, is sam that desperate for work??
22:00 <simba> oh fuck she was in seinfeld once 
23:00 <PandasDontDrive> so many famous ppl were in seinfeld hey
23:00 <TheRon> they're real and they're spectacular
23:00 <simba> shes "nina" from the backwards ep where they go 2 india
23:00 <simba> ClasSiC
24:00 <simba> even stiflers mom was in seinfeld
24:00 <simba> jon lovitz hes funny
24:00 <TheRon> jon lovitz is so funny in the wedding singer'
25:00 <Loof> penal system
25:00 <TheRon> penis system?
25:00 <Loof> indeed
26:00 <DreamSeller> jon lovitz is a champ 
26:00 <TheRon> he's losing his mind, and i'm reaping all the benefits
27:00 <Loof> just driving around in Jon Voight's car
27:00 <simba> hes be boppin and scottin, and im losin it!!
27:00 <PietSAbabe> hey simba
27:00 <PietSAbabe> you have friends
27:00 <PietSAbabe> april fools day
28:00 <simba> fuck off u lonely rapist
28:00 <druff> what a poor attempt at humour
28:00 <simba> dont even talk 2 me
28:00 <TheRon> i have sneezed 8 times in the last 30 secs
28:00 <PietSAbabe> yeh thats what i was doing , talking to you
28:00 <PietSAbabe> :)
28:00 <simba> u ruiined everything again just like ur dad said
29:00 <simba> the people vs larry fliny is that a good 1
29:00 <simba> flint
30:00 <PietSAbabe> hah looks like phil has a black friend from now on
30:00 <PietSAbabe> love modern family
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> its okish
31:00 <Loof> legalize cockrape
32:00 <Lumeah> cock rape? 
32:00 <Loof> yeah where you rape with cocks
32:00 <Loof> legalize it
32:00 <Lumeah> if you can't get the chick off u. thats yoyr problem.. lol
33:00 <simba> what if shes BBW?
33:00 <Lumeah> try harder loof :p. lol
33:00 <simba> Lᴇɢᴀʟɪᴢᴇ Gᴀʏ Wᴇᴇᴅʟᴇ
33:00 <PietSAbabe> Lumeah Lumeah Lumeeaahhh
33:00 <Q{{_4_Hotties> oh pls Lumeah leave some for me!
33:00 <druff> sbbw's is where its at
33:00 <mattyd> aids cunt
33:00 <mattyd> bitc wit ades
33:00 <simba> super big? lol
34:00 <Loof> jared had AIDS
34:00 <mattyd> whats the aid
36:00 <PandasDontDrive> bacon flavoured condoms
36:00 <PandasDontDrive> ffs
36:00 <Loof> they need fish flavoured ones
37:00 <Loof> with just a hint of cheese
37:00 <mattyd> try a tissue then
38:00 <PandasDontDrive> yea well
39:00 <PandasDontDrive> only thing i thought smelt like bacon was kermits fingers
39:00 <PandasDontDrive> wb lume
39:00 <mattyd> never broken into a muslims fat stash?
41:00 <mattyd> i heard this song on the radio it was pretty shit i didnt know if it was april fools or not
41:00 <mattyd> im gonna look it up it was on triple j unearthed
41:00 <mattyd> ill link u for ur enjoyment
43:00 <simba> triple j is like april fools day all year round
43:00 <Loof> i remember when triple j was good
43:00 <Loof> what happened
43:00 <simba> aussie hiphop has to be the lowest common denominator
43:00 <simba> like worse than rape
43:00 <Loof> agreed
43:00 <mattyd> lmao
43:00 <lumeah2> ass r 
44:00 <mattyd> unearthed has some cool shit on it
45:00 <Loof> mustard dripping from my penis hole
46:00 <mattyd> https://www.triplejunearthed.com/artist/ciggie-witch
46:00 <mattyd> this 1, 'Back Aches' or somethin
46:00 <Loof> bad ass itch
47:00 <mattyd> make ur wife a sanga bud
47:00 <mattyd> no need2 waste mustard
49:00 <Loof> baby wipes
51:00 <simba> ciggie witch
51:00 <simba> "Melbourne chill dudes Ciggie Witch"
51:00 <simba> lol what
52:00 <PietSAbabe> Freekin tuesday
52:00 <PietSAbabe> Gonna go crown n get some dinner
52:00 <PietSAbabe> Nom nom nom fucking noooom
52:00 <PietSAbabe> Cheap assed tuesdays :))))))))
52:00 <simba> maccas?
53:00 <PietSAbabe> Lumeah, take me to dinner
53:00 <simba> i get it, saying youre going to the crown complex is a clever way of saying youre going to the maccas there
53:00 <simba> Very deceptive.
53:00 <simba> do they accept all the same vouchers that ur local collingwood maccas do?
53:00 <mattyd> crowne plaza the poor mans casino
54:00 <PietSAbabe> You dont know what youre saying mattyd
54:00 <mattyd> cheers
55:00 <stebie> big ears
56:00 <mattyd> you kno what they say bout big ears
56:00 <mattyd> tiny toes
56:00 <Q{{_4_Hotties> singapore casino make more money than vegas
56:00 <Q{{_4_Hotties> several times more
56:00 <PandasDontDrive> beards itch
56:00 <mattyd> singapore is 2 busy , f that
58:00 <Q{{_4_Hotties> yeh u'd want to relax for a few days before start playing
59:00 <stebie> *Too
59:00 <stebie> and evidently not
01:00 <stebie> hi M
02:00 <DreamSeller> M is for moll 
02:00 <stebie> k
02:00 <Maurice> Hi s
02:00 <Maurice> I just saw Mr Peabody and Sherman
03:00 <Q{{_4_Hotties> lol
03:00 <Maurice> Not a bad movie
06:00 <Maurice> Stupid net
06:00 <stebie> it's holy
07:00 <Excessive> i jus saw s and mr po
07:00 <BinaryP> ugh
07:00 <BinaryP> dogecoin wants 1.6 update
07:00 <BinaryP> woops wrong channel lol
11:00 <couleurs> all of the april fools internet jokes just came flooding in all at once
11:00 <stebie> no way
13:00 <couleurs> american websites at least ok
16:00 <PietSAbabe> Woot DildoCop
17:00 <doctor> They just found MH370 with all the passengers alive
18:00 <PietSAbabe> See it might be a joke if ya said SOME of the passengers
18:00 <couleurs> good 1 doctor 
18:00 <PietSAbabe> I mighta believed it
18:00 <PietSAbabe> :p
18:00 <PietSAbabe> Ya cant find wreckage of a plane when it hasnt crashed
18:00 <PietSAbabe> :)
19:00 <PietSAbabe> I reckon they travelled into a wormhole and are now floating in outer space
19:00 <doctor> It didn't crash, they were found safely holidaying on a remote island 1000km east of Fiji
19:00 <couleurs> you're a wormhole
20:00 <PietSAbabe> SHUT UP COULEURS
20:00 <couleurs> huehue
20:00 <PietSAbabe> No, you keep talking  im gonna go  get dinner:p
20:00 <PietSAbabe> TALK UP COULEURS
20:00 <PietSAbabe> Bbl
20:00 <couleurs> Yeh, Shut Up Pieter
21:00 <Serenity> langoliers eat your heart out
23:00 <couleurs> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kfS8iz2NaLE
23:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Aventador Crash - Moment of Impact (Mar 31, 2014) 1:31 - Category: Autos and Vehicles - 148,131 views - 2,108 likes (96.9%), 68 dislikes (3.1%)
26:00 <couleurs> dumb car thinks it's a plane 
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> it is time to get subway
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> and this time i better not get the old lady that didnt want to put fuck all salad on!
32:00 <couleurs> k
49:00 <Shadowgate> doodle is funny lol
53:00 <couleurs> :)
54:00 <PandasDontDrive> woo i found a Corner Gas stream, such a funny show :P
55:00 <couleurs> w00t
55:00 <simba> 4:1)
18:00 <Shadowgate> be funny yous lol
21:00 <Excessive> \o.
21:00 <kattt> hi B1!
21:00 <Bastardly_One> evenin'
21:00 <stebie> hey b1
22:00 <Bastardly_One> evenin'
22:00 <Bastardly_One> (no I'm not a bot :P)
22:00 <Q{{_4_Hotties> <-- as cold as nudist on iceberg
22:00 <partay> its not cold
22:00 <partay> u woman
23:00 <Bastardly_One> it is in most of the US
23:00 <Bastardly_One> they're getting the cold like we're getting the heat atm
23:00 <Q{{_4_Hotties> except california where weather is nice all year around
24:00 <Q{{_4_Hotties> however u get 60 after shock over 1 weekend
24:00 <Excessive> california whites
24:00 <Fez> Hi
25:00 <Bastardly_One> oh, so you are around that area ... minus the quakes
25:00 <Bastardly_One> that's nice real estate ... good shit
25:00 <BinaryP> lol
25:00 <BinaryP> fek that
26:00 <Bastardly_One> everytime I ask BlackDevil where they're from he won't tell Me
26:00 <BinaryP> reminds me of nz. 
26:00 <Bastardly_One> ask Q once and he spills the beans
26:00 <Q{{_4_Hotties> he wont tell me neither
26:00 <Q{{_4_Hotties> scared i might stalk him
27:00 <Bastardly_One> they'll be no sth island of nz left soon
27:00 <BinaryP> the entire both islands have the fault running right down the middle
27:00 <BinaryP> place will probably sink under the see
27:00 <BinaryP> sea*
27:00 <Q{{_4_Hotties> if not flooded
27:00 <Excessive> nz the lost country
27:00 <Fez> Hi q
28:00 <BinaryP> yeah i remembered going to napier to stay with some friends, and they told me the entire region before 1910 wqas in the ocean
28:00 <Excessive> instead of atlantis the lost city*
28:00 <BinaryP> comforting thought as the plane landed.
28:00 <BinaryP> lol
28:00 <Q{{_4_Hotties> they spend big money in UK from sea flooding
28:00 <Bastardly_One> I've family just sth of Christchurch
28:00 <BinaryP> they spend big money on the gold coast
28:00 <Bastardly_One> can imagine how much it must suck to be them
28:00 <Q{{_4_Hotties> a few percentage of gdp
28:00 <BinaryP> because they parked those scrapers too close to shore
29:00 <kattt> did anyone watch Peep Show?
29:00 <Q{{_4_Hotties> yeh what up with that
29:00 <Fez> Hi lumeah
30:00 <Q{{_4_Hotties> hai fez
30:00 <Q{{_4_Hotties> lagging big time
31:00 <Q{{_4_Hotties> this is what the ice did to usa pine trees
31:00 <Q{{_4_Hotties> http://www.newscientist.com/data/images/ns/cms/dn25320/dn25320-1_1200.jpg
32:00 <Fez> Water them?
33:00 <doctor> you showed that the other day Q!
33:00 <Q{{_4_Hotties> yeh i did
33:00 <doctor> running out of material to impress, i'm afraid
34:00 <kattt> ohh doctor
34:00 <BinaryP> not really.
34:00 <kattt> i sa the hottest doctor today
34:00 <BinaryP> ;D
35:00 <kattt> i couldnt beliebe how hot he was
35:00 <Q{{_4_Hotties> <-- so bored of impressing ppl all the times
35:00 <kattt> believe*
35:00 <BinaryP> oh gees.. beiber believe it.
35:00 <Q{{_4_Hotties> i might bore their brain out instead!
35:00 <kattt> he was at Alfred Hospital, i need to go there more often
35:00 <Nikky`> yaaaay
36:00 <Nikky`> I speak to Drs from Alfred
36:00 <Nikky`> In my job
36:00 <BinaryP> gee doc , tough crowd tonight you should just toss them in the boot on the way home. and save us the temporary loss in IQ.
38:00 <Nikky`> Hey Zade :o)
38:00 <Zade> hello Nikky`
38:00 <Zade> how are you?
38:00 <Nikky`> I'm good. you?
38:00 <Zade> yeah good ta
39:00 <Zade> whats been happening Nikky`?
39:00 <Nikky`> Just work, nothing exciting
39:00 <Nikky`> you?
39:00 <Zade> yeah not much 
40:00 <PietSAbabe> Woo me
40:00 <PietSAbabe> Hey Zade:)
40:00 <Zade> hello PietSAbabe
41:00 <PietSAbabe> Wotcha doin buddy 
41:00 <Zade> yeah not much just a bit of work, listening to tunes, thinking what i should have for dinner
41:00 <Zade> how about you?
42:00 <Nikky`> I had steak n vegies nom nom
42:00 <PietSAbabe> Thinking about each bite im eating
42:00 <Q{{_4_Hotties> i recommend bbq penguins Zade 
42:00 <Q{{_4_Hotties> way better then roast ducks
42:00 <Zade> i dont like duck
43:00 <Q{{_4_Hotties> the more u eat the more u like
43:00 <Zade> oh
43:00 <BinaryP> it can be a fatty meat
43:00 <Q{{_4_Hotties> u'd acquire the taste after awhile
43:00 <BinaryP> esp the way the chinese cook it
43:00 <Zade> i do eat the white meat off chicken
43:00 <Q{{_4_Hotties> apparently fat is back in
43:00 <Nikky`> I only eat breast
43:00 <Nikky`> no dark poultry
43:00 <Q{{_4_Hotties> its not as bad as ppl had thought before
44:00 <Q{{_4_Hotties> oh i had black chicken soup other day
44:00 <Q{{_4_Hotties> they do have black chickens too
44:00 <Q{{_4_Hotties> taste totally different
44:00 <Zade> silkies
44:00 <Zade> have black meat
44:00 <Q{{_4_Hotties> more like slimy lmao
45:00 <PietSAbabe> ok now im full
45:00 <PietSAbabe> Freekin chicken burritos and sandwiches
46:00 <Q{{_4_Hotties> its makes u more frisky after eating tho
46:00 <PietSAbabe> Yeaop eating healthy
46:00 <Zade> black chicken makes you horny?
46:00 <Q{{_4_Hotties> yep it makes u happy and not grumpy
46:00 <Q{{_4_Hotties> yes it does
47:00 <Zade> so just a salad wont make you happy?
48:00 <Q{{_4_Hotties> nope
48:00 <Zade> oh
48:00 <Q{{_4_Hotties> too much of it depressess u
48:00 <Q{{_4_Hotties> jk
48:00 <Q{{_4_Hotties> lol
49:00 <Q{{_4_Hotties> i dunno anything
49:00 <Q{{_4_Hotties> i just say anything that come to mind lol
49:00 <Zade> cos normally if i miss the cafes i just go to woolies and get a crunchy salad pack for dinner 
50:00 <Zade> alas you seem quite wise Q{{_4_Hotties so i will try and cut back 
50:00 <BinaryP> i call bullshit
50:00 <Q{{_4_Hotties> ppl do get sick of eating same thing
51:00 <Q{{_4_Hotties> they end up losing appetite and stuff
53:00 <Fez> Nice wang
53:00 <PietSAbabe> Waaaaaaannnngg
53:00 <Zade> wb PietSAbabe
56:00 <simba> wb PizzaBabe
57:00 <simba> put your hands up for this podcast..... i love this podcast!!!!!!!
58:00 <PandasDontDrive> insight looks funny tonight
59:00 <PandasDontDrive> dating site scams
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/t1.0-9/1625516_10151954140132234_2098308521_n.jpg
07:00 <PietSAbabe> Bok bok\\\\
07:00 <PietSAbabe> Bgerrrkkk
10:00 <Zade> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WmIH8n9S9Us
10:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: John Creamer and Stephane K - I Love You (Original) (Sep 2, 2011) 12:50 - Category: Music - 5,272 views - 60 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
11:00 <BinaryP> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eco4z98nIQY
11:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Parov Stelar - Booty Swing (Jan 25, 2012) 3:13 - Category: Music - 3,474,359 views - 24,193 likes (99%), 238 dislikes (1%)
11:00 <PietSAbabe> Oooo ressurections on
11:00 <PietSAbabe> I missed the 1st episode
11:00 <PietSAbabe> :(
11:00 <simba> Parov Stelar rules
11:00 <BinaryP> ;)
12:00 <BinaryP> its fun playing the drums too
13:00 <simba> shes just a dandy girl
15:00 <BinaryP> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6fyFrVQy5MM
15:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Parov Stelar - Fleur De Lille (Mar 3, 2010) 6:08 - Category: Entertainment - 1,084,506 views - 5,014 likes (99%), 53 dislikes (1%)
16:00 <PietSAbabe> GIMME ATTENTION
17:00 <PietSAbabe> Where did the death stars exhaust port lead to ?
20:00 <simba> ur moms chest hair
23:00 <kattt> thats better
24:00 <kattt> i sign sometimes too
24:00 <BinaryP> simba.. check this dudes shuffle
24:00 <BinaryP> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SydaNY74Nb0
24:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Parov Stelar - Booty Swing Shuffle (Jun 20, 2011) 3:17 - Category: Entertainment - 242,718 views - 2,275 likes (98.4%), 38 dislikes (1.6%)
26:00 <simba> i started listening 2 coco when u linked the other one
27:00 <BinaryP> hes got some style
27:00 <BinaryP> im trying to emulate it 
27:00 <BinaryP> but its hard work ;D
27:00 <simba> ur a drummer?
27:00 <BinaryP> oh the drumming is easy
27:00 <BinaryP> that shuffle aint
27:00 <BinaryP> hehe
27:00 <simba> i always admired drummers cos i found it so hard to do different things with my feet and hands
28:00 <simba> like different time signatures
28:00 <BinaryP> yeah takes some time but its all muscle memory
28:00 <BinaryP> lose it quick also o
29:00 <BinaryP> if you don't practise like anything really.
30:00 <Excessive> BUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRP
30:00 <Excessive> mmmmmmm cloeslaw
31:00 <Excessive> coleslaw even
31:00 <BinaryP> simba this is my kit.
31:00 <BinaryP> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NVtcKnXEm88
31:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Roland V-Drums Portable TD-4KP Kit Examples 1 (Acoustic Sounds) (Nov 6, 2012) 3:03 - Category: Music - 213,377 views - 428 likes (96.8%), 14 dislikes (3.2%)
32:00 <PietSAbabe> And i swear
32:00 <PietSAbabe> By the moon and the stars in the sky
32:00 <PietSAbabe> Ill be thereeeeee
32:00 <PietSAbabe> IM HERE!
32:00 <PietSAbabe> NOT THERE
32:00 <BinaryP> dogecoin?
32:00 <simba> that rox
32:00 <BinaryP> oh nm
33:00 <simba> roland owns
33:00 <BinaryP> yeah i love it. cheap kit also
33:00 <BinaryP> only 900$
33:00 <BinaryP> hd3 cost me more
33:00 <Lumeah> i love drumms
33:00 <PietSAbabe> I still got my tb303 n tr909 picking up dust
33:00 <PietSAbabe> I love dumbs
33:00 <BinaryP> however no drum seat, no kick pedal for bass drum, and no sticks
34:00 <Lumeah> lol
34:00 <Lumeah> oops
34:00 <Lumeah> DRums
34:00 <BinaryP> so i got add on pack for about 150 to make up that kit. 
34:00 <BinaryP> 909 be worth a pretty penny still
35:00 <PietSAbabe> Yeh i got offered $1200 for the 303
35:00 <PietSAbabe> I think one of the knobs are missing:(
35:00 <BinaryP> surprised you didnt get offered 2k
35:00 <BinaryP> for it
35:00 <BinaryP> rare as these days
35:00 <kattt> wheres Picard tonight?
35:00 <kattt> im just not in it without him here
35:00 <ness> yeah wheres Picard?
36:00 <ness> evening peeps
36:00 <Excessive> https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/t1.0-9/10001367_525585347549787_1405940478_n.jpg
36:00 <PietSAbabe> Flying the enterprise
36:00 <BinaryP> hola
36:00 <mattyd> PietSAbabe ill swap ya some bit coins for it
36:00 <BinaryP> hes at warp 9
36:00 <PietSAbabe> I dunno what bit coins are
36:00 <BinaryP> heh you a miner mattyd or a trader?
36:00 <mattyd> 1nce a miner
36:00 <mattyd> now tryin 2 swap for materialistic things
37:00 <mattyd> i need a new boat but would like to avoid selling them cos cbf with tax shit
37:00 <BinaryP> http://imgur.com/2nSS74B
37:00 <BinaryP> thats about a third of my setup
37:00 <Excessive> localbitcoins.net
37:00 <BinaryP> and got some 28nm asics also
37:00 <mattyd> yeah my house is not compatible with heat
37:00 <BinaryP> i lived in qld
37:00 <mattyd> nearly got a asic back in january
37:00 <BinaryP> wasnt eithe
38:00 <mattyd> but sort of dont have time to research what to get
38:00 <BinaryP> i turned 2 x 700gh knc asics into 65k since end of nov
38:00 <BinaryP> built scypt hardware, got a car, paid some stuff and mvoed interstate
38:00 <mattyd> Excessive have u used that site
38:00 <BinaryP> did ok also
38:00 <BinaryP> yeah ive earned most of it through localbtc
38:00 <BinaryP> either via cash mobile wallet or escrow ad
39:00 <BinaryP> my names probably in the list
39:00 <BinaryP> lol
39:00 <BinaryP> it will be
39:00 <Excessive> mattyd, looked at it a couple of times but never traded there
39:00 <PietSAbabe> i pay using paypass via my mobile phone now:)
39:00 <BinaryP> its good
39:00 <mattyd> yea fair enough
39:00 <BinaryP> for no fees
39:00 <mattyd> i just want to sell a few btc
39:00 <BinaryP> with mobile wallet cash exchanges
40:00 <BinaryP> and escrow works tops.. people deposit cash into my bank.. i release coins
40:00 <BinaryP> cant be much easier.
40:00 <mattyd> nice
40:00 <mattyd> so i just put my coins into their escrow
40:00 <BinaryP> no you run an advert
40:00 <BinaryP> and the localbitcoin team
40:00 <BinaryP> have minimum escrow amount of .4 btc
40:00 <BinaryP> to have an active add
40:00 <BinaryP> so as youve got .4 .. people can reserve that
41:00 <BinaryP> localbitcoin take that reserve and hold it in their wallet
41:00 <BinaryP> the buyer marks as paid
41:00 <BinaryP> you check back
41:00 <BinaryP> bank
41:00 <BinaryP> after having your bank details in the add
41:00 <mattyd> hmm
41:00 <BinaryP> via direct deposit or transfer if its major 4 banks
41:00 <BinaryP> and youll see it even in uncleared balances
41:00 <BinaryP> with its reference 
41:00 <BinaryP> and you release funds
41:00 <BinaryP> presto
41:00 <BinaryP> done deal.
41:00 <BinaryP> if its uncleared you get it 24 hours later
41:00 <BinaryP> they cant reverse it
41:00 <BinaryP> easy.
42:00 <BinaryP> and in that process localbitcoins releases their .4 or whatever the deal was
42:00 <BinaryP> for a fee to the seller not the buyer of like .0005 
42:00 <BinaryP> fek all
42:00 <BinaryP> like 50cents
43:00 <mattyd> if i go to a buyers add i guess it just works in reverse
43:00 <BinaryP> ive made most of my cash on localbitcoins its a great service
43:00 <BinaryP> yeap
43:00 <BinaryP> works good for both parties
43:00 <mattyd> sweet
44:00 <BinaryP> first time people generally trade in cash then go cant be fucked meeting someone with mobile wallet qr code apps
44:00 <BinaryP> and wait for confirmations 
44:00 <BinaryP> for 45 minutes at a coffee shop..people go to escrow then never go back
44:00 <mattyd> lol
44:00 <BinaryP> saves paypal bs fees from the big exchanges
44:00 <mattyd> awesome might try it tomorrow night
44:00 <mattyd> boat by saturday
45:00 <Excessive> this is wat I have ........... 100 block erupters, upgradable to 100 antminers .......... https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/v/t1.0-9/1899903_10201095338420228_279595153_n.jpg?oh=091550ebb35d6d71939fa00c4d25a631&oe=53B9E957&__gda__=1403259450_1753e827a53ab487442992587ca65cb1
45:00 <BinaryP> its a completely legit service
45:00 <BinaryP> just buy off someone mattyd with 100% feedback
45:00 <BinaryP> and many sales
45:00 <mattyd> ye
45:00 <PietSAbabe> Ya mum mines ants!!!
45:00 <mattyd> what are you gonna claim on your tax tho
45:00 <BinaryP> fucked if i know
45:00 <BinaryP> a big loss how
45:00 <BinaryP> some *
45:00 <PietSAbabe> Ant farms
45:00 <BinaryP> haha
45:00 <mattyd> im already gonna get taxed like a cunt for my job
45:00 <BinaryP> damn tax man
46:00 <BinaryP> me also
46:00 <BinaryP> i dare say my refund will be sucked up in earnings from btc
46:00 <BinaryP> hope i dont get audited
46:00 <mattyd> lol
46:00 <mattyd> well guess i got 2-3 months to figure it out
46:00 <BinaryP> in december last year
46:00 <BinaryP> i was making 1300 a day
47:00 <mattyd> fuken hell ay
47:00 <BinaryP> killing it
47:00 <mattyd> yea
47:00 <mattyd> any ASICs worth investing in atm
47:00 <BinaryP> not really
47:00 <mattyd> i havent looked since about oct
47:00 <BinaryP> unless the titan isnt vaporware
47:00 <BinaryP> theyve got scrypt asics now.
47:00 <BinaryP> 100mh
47:00 <BinaryP> on scrypt alg
47:00 <BinaryP> for all the alt coins
47:00 <mattyd> whats that worth
47:00 <BinaryP> 100mh of gpu rigs is about 75k AUD
47:00 <BinaryP> maybe more
47:00 <mattyd> yer
47:00 <BinaryP> and theyre seling it for 10
47:00 <mattyd> hmm
47:00 <BinaryP> so pretty crazy
48:00 <Excessive> I left bitcoin behind though .............. the diff goin up so quickly makin u jus wannah upgrade on hardware all the time .......... I'm minin another scrypt with low diff
48:00 <BinaryP> i got lucky on a 28nm asic
48:00 <BinaryP> that was advertised as 550gh
48:00 <BinaryP> and was delivered as 700
48:00 <BinaryP> and i got 1 free accidently
48:00 <mattyd> nice
48:00 <BinaryP> so i had 1.5th
48:00 <BinaryP> ~
48:00 <mattyd> hook us up
48:00 <BinaryP> already sold one on ebay for 13,700
48:00 <BinaryP> after it mined 17 coins
48:00 <BinaryP> in jan
48:00 <BinaryP> lol
49:00 <Excessive> wat's btc worth nowadays?
49:00 <BinaryP> but yeah its only earning 300$ a week now
49:00 <BinaryP> fuck all
49:00 <mattyd> 500 ish
49:00 <BinaryP> 550$
49:00 <BinaryP> ~
49:00 <mattyd> 'only'
49:00 <Excessive> booooooooooooooooo
50:00 <Excessive> from over 1000 bux in dec
50:00 <mattyd> ye
50:00 <BinaryP> yeah
50:00 <mattyd> its too up and down for me i cbf
50:00 <BinaryP> its gone bad, china bank hit, by the gov, and then mount gox run
50:00 <mattyd> so if u wanna buy some coins let me know :)
50:00 <BinaryP> which anyone in the know knew would happen.
50:00 <BinaryP> lol
50:00 <mattyd> i lost coins to gox
50:00 <BinaryP> me also
50:00 <BinaryP> last august
50:00 <BinaryP> a little
51:00 <BinaryP> i got most of it back actually
51:00 <mattyd> mostly because i left a sell order for like 100 bucks a year ago
51:00 <BinaryP> and spited them ever since
51:00 <mattyd> as it shot up to ? 300 ? and never rebought
51:00 <BinaryP> i sold over 300 coins in 2010
51:00 <BinaryP> at under 12$
51:00 <BinaryP> shit happens
51:00 <BinaryP> lol
51:00 <mattyd> ye i bought some at 5
52:00 <mattyd> just for a laugh
52:00 <BinaryP> i know a dude who was hacked for 25,000 back then also
52:00 <BinaryP> ;)
52:00 <mattyd> damn
52:00 <Excessive> I sold .25 in dec with mtgox for 1050/btc
52:00 <mattyd> i thinhk i gotta sell up b efore i lose them all and have a real teary
52:00 <BinaryP> run an add on localbitcoin
52:00 <BinaryP> theyll go quick
53:00 <BinaryP> im spamming mine off as quick as they come in
53:00 <BinaryP> and selling gpu hardware
53:00 <BinaryP> for scrypt mining
53:00 <BinaryP> different alg to sha256 (bitcoin)
53:00 <Excessive> GPU and scrypt is a waste of POWAH to me
53:00 <BinaryP> it was making me stupid cash for a while
54:00 <BinaryP> like 4k a month
54:00 <Excessive> oh soz
54:00 <Excessive> I had it wrong
54:00 <Excessive> GPU and sha256
54:00 <BinaryP> its gettin that way now.
54:00 <BinaryP> because of scrypt asics hitting the deck
54:00 <BinaryP> like gridseeds
54:00 <BinaryP> and potentially knc titans and others
54:00 <BinaryP> low power 30watt usb units
55:00 <BinaryP> for gpu hash rates
55:00 <BinaryP> and pretty cheap per unit... people are making the shift.
55:00 <BinaryP> scrypt N has come around to protect gpu mining
55:00 <BinaryP> but i dont see much but values bein stripped by failing primary btc currency prices against usd/aud
55:00 <BinaryP> lol ive made my chunk.
55:00 <BinaryP> ill leave at a good time
56:00 <nerdygirl> ouch!
56:00 <Picard> :P
56:00 <Picard> ass bandit
57:00 <mattyd> yea
57:00 <Picard> Bastardly_One hows things?
58:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah, no bad
58:00 <partay> hahahaha pictard
59:00 <Excessive> l00x liek the tide's comin in
00:00 <kattt> omg picard is here
00:00 <kattt> woohooo
00:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
00:00 <kattt> picard im on skype with partay
00:00 <partay> its hot 
01:00 <kattt> it really is
01:00 <partay> not a fat ugly old bald guy in sight
02:00 <BinaryP> no mirrors obviously then
02:00 <BinaryP> ;D
02:00 <partay> not if youre looking into skype no... unless youre a cunt 
03:00 <BinaryP> ahah
03:00 <BinaryP> aka female
03:00 <Picard> partgay hows the arse?
05:00 <Fez> Why would u ask how another blokes ass is?
05:00 <simba> lol
05:00 <Fez> You sound rather homosexual asking.
05:00 <kattt> so awkward
05:00 <simba> yep
05:00 <partay> pictard doesnt get vag.. he has no choice
06:00 <Fez> Makes sense partay
06:00 <partay> its game over for pictard
06:00 <Picard> partgay takes cock in his arse every day, im just curious to how stretched it is
07:00 <simba> why do you care about his asshole
07:00 <Picard> i heard he can fit a fist to the wrist in it
07:00 <kattt> i can see it picard, its  great ass
07:00 <simba> and everyone elses for that matter
07:00 <Fez> Its likely its less stretched rgan yours picard
07:00 <simba> Picard is genuinely gay tho
07:00 <Picard> whats a rgan?
07:00 <Excessive> oh I have a bite :D
08:00 <simba> he gets excited by the idea of homosexuality but he was raised in an age where being gay was "wrong" so he disguses it by pretending everyone else is gay
08:00 <Picard> simba u wish
08:00 <Picard> says simba the guy who begged matthew to fuck him
08:00 <Picard> lol
08:00 <simba> ..ya
09:00 <kattt> picard why arent you talking to me?
09:00 <simba> i remember when Picard was quizzing matthew in random about this gay hookup he had at a party once , he was so excited and so keen to hear about it
10:00 <simba> hes DEF a closet gay its been obvious for years
10:00 <BinaryP> yeah well thats great.
10:00 <cola> kattt you like Picard dont you, he likes you, i think its sweet that the 2 of you get along well
10:00 <cola> its nice to see friendships grow and blossom on irc
10:00 <PietSAbabe> Nite mah lil pawns :))))
10:00 <cola> im watching that identity theft film, itd pretty funny
10:00 <PietSAbabe> Prawns too
11:00 <BinaryP> god your a mean spirited crunt cola.
11:00 <simba> fuck off PietSAbabe
11:00 <PietSAbabe> :)))
11:00 <BinaryP> ;)
12:00 <kattt> it true cola
12:00 <kattt> i have a crush
12:00 <cola> are you both similar age?
13:00 <simba> probably only in the fact that theyre both two digits
13:00 <Picard> lol simba, matthew showed me the logs where u said if u could stay with him in melbourne u would let him fuck u
13:00 <simba> picard is old as fuck
13:00 <simba> ok Picard
13:00 <simba> i know ur embarassed but u dont have 2 lie
13:00 <Picard> no lies faggot
13:00 <simba> actually i probably did say that
13:00 <simba> because he wants my ass bad
14:00 <Picard> kattt you havnt spoke to me so whywould i bother talking to you?
14:00 <Picard> u begged him
14:00 <BinaryP> rolls eyes.. have your gay sex and get it over.
14:00 <simba> i think u choose to take it seriously because u play the scenario out in ur head almost nightly
14:00 <simba> lol
14:00 <BinaryP> stop this song and dance.
14:00 <BinaryP> lol
14:00 <simba> no u stop it
14:00 <Picard> u were serious u faggot cunt
14:00 <simba> calm down dude
14:00 <Picard> :)
14:00 <cola> Picard, why do you dislike kattt ?
15:00 <cola> i thought you liked her yesturday, did i miss something?
15:00 <kattt> hes so mean :(
15:00 <simba> she found out his true colors
15:00 <BinaryP> i hink you need to force them to hold hands now cola.. just to top off the embarrasment.
15:00 <BinaryP> good stuff.
15:00 <Picard> i dont dislike kattt
16:00 <Picard> i just dont get why she thinks i should talk to her,what makes her centre of the universe?
16:00 <BinaryP> welcome to women my friend.
16:00 <simba> 4,9Hrm, simple.... Take everything that is universally supreme * awesome + Fucking Sexy (Levels extremely high causing jealousy n envy from most people + mah personallity n qualities that everyone needs in their lives to use in comparison to value general bullshit in life n BOOM --- Not even possible to come close to how spectacular I am :))
17:00 <kattt> aww Picard, Im so hurt
17:00 <BinaryP> that hurt my eyes attempting to process that.. and i don't mean the bad font.
17:00 <Picard> lol kattt
18:00 <cola> fair enough
18:00 <cola> ill keep out of it
19:00 <kattt> i missed a message of his last night, now im the ultimate bitch
20:00 <Picard> bullshit
22:00 <simba> Picard only uses irc to get away from his wife who he hates
22:00 <simba> hes just this big fat bald black cloud hanging over austnet 
22:00 <Picard> not true
22:00 <Picard> why are u so angry simba?
24:00 <simba> u said u hated her yesterday idk just going by u
24:00 <Picard> i did?
24:00 <Picard> when did i say this?
24:00 <simba> yesterday
25:00 <Picard> if u say so
25:00 <Picard> u sure its not the drugs talking simba, u dont know where u are
25:00 <simba> im in adelaide
25:00 <simba> and dont take drugs!!
26:00 <Picard> drug capital of australia
26:00 <Fez> Drugs dont talk
26:00 <Fez> Silly picard
26:00 <simba> lol
27:00 <simba> channels so much worse when hes here venting to escape his family
28:00 <Picard> only one venting is u simba, u are angry because i exposed your gay fantasy with matthew
28:00 <simba> ya
28:00 <Excessive> ughhhhhhhhh fckn scratched record
29:00 <simba> is it a good 1
30:00 <simba> kode babylon
30:00 <cola> Picard do you like Lumeah ?
30:00 <Picard> dunno it
30:00 <cola> me either
30:00 <cola> do you also hate black american women have names like Leshonda?
31:00 <Lumeah> lol thanks boys
31:00 <Picard> yes
32:00 <simba> Lumeah is pieter
32:00 <Lumeah> lol
33:00 <Lumeah> PietSAbabe is lumeah
33:00 <Lumeah> ROF!!!
33:00 <Lumeah> funnys
35:00 <cola> I can imagine a fat woman named Leshonda who is black and loud mouthed and talks up at Oprah and gets all richeous and using terms like "get my freak on" and has a huge arse
35:00 <Lumeah> well then you would be
35:00 <Lumeah> WRONG
36:00 <simba> <Lumeah> PietSAbabe is lumeah - i know
36:00 <Leshondra> "get my freek on""
37:00 <simba> u watch too much tv cola
37:00 <Fez> Nice huge ass leshondra
37:00 <Leshondra> simba
37:00 <simba> yes pieter
37:00 <Leshondra> what if your wrong
37:00 <simba> youre*
37:00 <simba> about what
37:00 <Leshondra> im not pieter
38:00 <simba> u said u were
38:00 <Picard> cola doesnt own a tv
38:00 <PietSAbabe> Just ignore him hes a twit
38:00 <Leshondra> lol
38:00 <Leshondra> ROF
38:00 <Leshondra> hee hee
38:00 <PietSAbabe> 8gone* attempt #2
38:00 <simba> loooooool at PietSAbabe pretending he was going 2 bed but actually still reading 
38:00 <Leshondra> yess
38:00 <Leshondra> seee
38:00 <simba> fuck off PietSAbabe and take ur joke account with u
38:00 <Leshondra> nice mate thanks
38:00 <Leshondra> ....
39:00 <simba> lol
39:00 <Picard> \simba why are u so hostile to everyone
39:00 <simba> u and pieter arent everyone
39:00 <Picard> u seem angry simba
40:00 <simba> ok
40:00 <Picard> u should learn to relac
40:00 <Picard> relax
41:00 <doctor> yer, relax like picard and I, guy
41:00 <Picard> doctor is relaxed
41:00 <doctor> we've got it handled
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