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00:00 <Bastardly_One> not missing much though 
00:00 <Bastardly_One> illustrations wise
00:00 <Bastardly_One> they're pretty cliche
00:00 <Loof> ew books
01:00 <slinky_J> if ron hansen wrote a supernatural or horror id get it
02:00 <Bastardly_One> OMG!
02:00 <Bastardly_One> did that wa pedo
02:00 <Bastardly_One> who bailed on the surrogate kid
03:00 <Bastardly_One> did he bail his house?
03:00 <Bastardly_One> I just saw something on the news but only got half of it 
03:00 <Bastardly_One> soon as I walk out of the "office" the housemate won't shut up
04:00 <Bastardly_One> so, I'm actually asking ... has he gone underground and bailed his house?
04:00 <Student> google
04:00 <Serenity> no idea
05:00 <Maurice> Dunno
05:00 <Bastardly_One> dunno about you guys
05:00 <Maurice> I was in the licensing centre yesterday and the news was talking about it and mentioned a 'same sex couple' who got a baby boy and shared him around for something like 13 years
05:00 <Bastardly_One> but when I found out about his history I was shocked 
06:00 <Bastardly_One> wow *shakes my head*
06:00 <Bastardly_One> some sick creatures out there huh>
06:00 <Bastardly_One> ?
07:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
07:00 <Serenity> tbh not much shocks me anymore
07:00 <Bastardly_One> 'ey Mav
07:00 <Bastardly_One> you're welcome to sit in there any old time by the way
07:00 <Bastardly_One> nothing happens though
07:00 <Bastardly_One> I dunno ... kids still always gets to me 
08:00 <Bastardly_One> shock might not be the right word
08:00 <Bastardly_One> more disgust maybe
10:00 <Saemon> wow that man involved in the baby gammy controversial, the australian father
10:00 <Student> you seem turn on by that b1
10:00 <Saemon> has 3 kids already with a previous wife
10:00 <MadScientist> fuck off Saemon
11:00 <Bastardly_One> Student ... fuck you're an idiot
11:00 <slinky_J> what r u talkin about Saemon
11:00 <Bastardly_One> that's not even funny you sick fuck
11:00 <Saemon> wtf u on about Bastardly_One?
11:00 <Saemon> its turue
11:00 <Saemon> true
11:00 <Bastardly_One> stfu idiot 
12:00 <Bastardly_One> wasn't even speaking to you
12:00 <Saemon> http://news.yahoo.com/australian-couple-thai-surrogate-mother-misled-world-071951328.html
12:00 <Saemon> oh
12:00 <Bastardly_One> we know ... I was just discussing it 
12:00 <Bastardly_One> sit down and shut up
12:00 <Saemon> well slinks, that link explains the whole story so far of the situation
12:00 <Saemon> its really messed up man
12:00 <Bastardly_One> I just said 
12:00 <Bastardly_One> I was discussing it and the conversation is over
12:00 <Bastardly_One> we don't need your repetition
13:00 <Saemon> but i wasnt present for the discussion though
13:00 <Bastardly_One> in fact, we don't need you 
13:00 <Serenity> Student that was really below the belt even for you
13:00 <Saemon> lol what did Student do?
13:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah ... was hoping you noticed
13:00 <Bastardly_One> rather than having to dob/whine
14:00 <[Maverick]> Saemon: nothing to do with you, so fuck off.
14:00 <Saemon> whoa sor-Ree.
14:00 <Serenity> mmm
14:00 <Serenity> i have the best oranges
15:00 <[Maverick]> melons* 
15:00 <Saemon> whys everyone so on edge atm i can slice the tension with a knife
15:00 <Serenity> ORANGES
15:00 <Serenity> you poo
15:00 <[Maverick]> MELONS! 
15:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm almost on the end of one of 2 cartons of creme soda
15:00 <Saemon> DONT BE A LEMON!
15:00 <Bastardly_One> sad times
15:00 <Saemon> be a rose bud!!!
15:00 <[Maverick]> Saemon: cause no one likes you.. 
16:00 <Saemon> lol mavo u jokster
16:00 <Bastardly_One> I found out it's banned in certain states
16:00 <Bastardly_One> not just not stocked
16:00 <Bastardly_One> made me kind of laugh that americans would worry about that
16:00 <Bastardly_One> when they constantly put worse in their bodies
16:00 <Saemon> b1 theres rumour that there might be nWo reunion on next weeks raw
16:00 <Student> Americans are sphosticated ;)
16:00 <Saemon> what do u think of this?
17:00 <Bastardly_One> I think you need to learn when other people are talking
17:00 <Serenity> i need to restock on kool aid
17:00 <[Maverick]> all I can hear is "blah blah blah, I'm a dirty tramp" 
17:00 <Bastardly_One> and that WWE is something I enjoy but don't really talk about much ...
17:00 <Serenity> then stop talking darcy
17:00 <Bastardly_One> because I'm supposedly an adult now
17:00 <[Maverick]> :(
18:00 <Serenity> :P
18:00 <Bastardly_One> lol @ you two
18:00 <Serenity> i love your wenchness
18:00 <slinky_J> ah yes surrogacy
18:00 <[Maverick]> nope. 
18:00 <Bastardly_One> can you get kool aid local?
18:00 <Serenity> no
18:00 <Bastardly_One> or do you have to import like I do with my drug?
18:00 <Bastardly_One> ah ... never know
18:00 <Bastardly_One> you cunts get everything 
18:00 <Bastardly_One> if our conversations are to go buy
19:00 <[Maverick]> well they don't have aids/ 
19:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah ... I have to make a carton last one more week
19:00 <[Maverick]> so they don't get everyyyything. 
19:00 <Bastardly_One> she's getting some in next week and cola for me
19:00 <Serenity> i have friends that send me kool aid
19:00 <slinky_J> a carton of soda?
19:00 <Loof> that abandoned boy is cute for a downer
19:00 <Bastardly_One> for some reason the bottles are harder to get 
19:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah a carton of soda
19:00 <slinky_J> whats this creaming soda you've gone on about
19:00 <slinky_J> from america
19:00 <Bastardly_One> yah
19:00 <Bastardly_One> my favourite 
20:00 <Loof> i'd adopt him
20:00 <Bastardly_One> and redpop
20:00 <Bastardly_One> that shit is evil yum
20:00 <Serenity> i dont really drink much soft drink
20:00 <Bastardly_One> https://scontent-a-lax.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpa1/t1.0-9/1970676_10152594167693104_1392772597094398256_n.jpg
20:00 <Serenity> but im into dr pepper for a treat atm
20:00 <Bastardly_One> there slinky_J
21:00 <Loof> mmm dr pepper
21:00 <Bastardly_One> do NOT get Dr Faygo
21:00 <Bastardly_One> I spat that shit right out 
21:00 <[Maverick]> :O 
21:00 <Serenity> ive already had it
21:00 <[Maverick]> I LOVEEE DR PEPPER. 
21:00 <Serenity> it was nice you loser
21:00 <NightOwl1> Bbl
21:00 <[Maverick]> I am coming over to "raid your stash" 
21:00 <Bastardly_One> I don't like Dr Pepper so I thought
21:00 <beagle> local shop wants $20 for 24 cans dr pepper
21:00 <Bastardly_One> with that much sugar it would be alright
21:00 <Bastardly_One> WRONG!
21:00 <beagle> dr pepper is nice in a hangober
21:00 <Serenity> dr faygo tastes exactly like dr pepper you retard
21:00 <Serenity> lol
21:00 <Bastardly_One> really?
21:00 <Serenity> yes lol
22:00 <Bastardly_One> both are shit then 
22:00 <Bastardly_One> yuck
22:00 <Loof> wonder if they make dr pepper soda stream
22:00 <Bastardly_One> and what flavour is moon mist?
22:00 <British^Meat> i think they do
22:00 <Loof> sweet as
22:00 <stebie> Loof, i'm up to the last ep
22:00 <stebie> of wentworth
22:00 <Serenity> moon mist is 7up
22:00 <Loof> you watched it yet?
22:00 <slinky_J> aha they call it creme
22:00 <slinky_J> nice
23:00 <stebie> Loof, nope, still need to
23:00 <stebie> you?
23:00 <Loof> best episode ever
23:00 <Loof> yeah
23:00 <Bastardly_One> ah, hang over soft drink
23:00 <Loof> i wont spoil it
23:00 <doctor> i reckon if they mixed that spicey cola ingredient in with the dr pepper it would taste better
23:00 <Bastardly_One> is how I remember 7Up
23:00 <stebie> is it gorey?
23:00 <Loof> yes
23:00 <stebie> D:
23:00 <Serenity> https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpf1/t1.0-9/1970753_10151884400787331_1123367226_n.jpg
24:00 <Loof> i've never known an aussie show to be this good
24:00 <Loof> must be american writers or some shit
24:00 <Bastardly_One> I love redpop and clearly creme soda ... the peach is too much for me 
24:00 <Bastardly_One> the root beer is good but I prefer two other brands
25:00 <[Maverick]> gimme L+P any day 
25:00 <Bastardly_One> Arrow root beer is yum
25:00 <slinky_J> i got OJ with orange soda atm
25:00 <Bastardly_One> and Sioux City orange creme soda is the shit 
25:00 <stebie> Loof, i'll probably watch it after i finish watching the expendables
25:00 <slinky_J> put a bottle of it in the freezer for later
25:00 <slinky_J> its the best hangover medicine too haha
26:00 <Student> those cans look nicely arranged 
26:00 <Bastardly_One> ought to see the look on her face when I asked if she could get cotton candy in for me though
26:00 <slinky_J> ALRIGHT
26:00 <Bastardly_One> "they have what?"
26:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
26:00 <slinky_J> almost midnight almost stoker timmmeeee
26:00 <Loof> cool
27:00 <Loof> somebody buy me a jumbo thermus
27:00 <Bastardly_One> *thermos
28:00 <Loof> thermos*
28:00 <Student> how would you like to pay? cash ?
29:00 <[Maverick]> Student, your mum just gives me a cookie after each time I fuck her.. hence why I am such a fat bastard 
29:00 <slinky_J> TAKE FUCKING AUTO AIM OFF CUNT
29:00 <slinky_J> lols
29:00 <Student> [Maverick] are sure she is my mum not a bakery chef?
30:00 <[Maverick]> Yeah she is your mum, she has an IQ of about 90. 
30:00 <Bastardly_One> Serenity
31:00 <Bastardly_One> you were talking about a local supplier of Welches?
31:00 <Bastardly_One> what flavours? I can only get 3
31:00 <Bastardly_One> it seems
31:00 <[Maverick]> Wenches* 
31:00 <Bastardly_One> anyway slinky_J
31:00 <Bastardly_One> that's the best vanilla creme soda ever
31:00 <Bastardly_One> IMO
32:00 <Bastardly_One> I might go be gayer than usual and play FF XIII
32:00 <Bastardly_One> you people have got boring
32:00 <[Maverick]> pfft 
33:00 <[Maverick]> play VIII
33:00 <[Maverick]> !!!!!!!!
33:00 <Bastardly_One> hey I got it for $19
33:00 <Student> make sure to clean the cereale on the top 
33:00 <Bastardly_One> I am not complaining even if it is linear
33:00 <Bastardly_One> I did before Student
33:00 <Bastardly_One> Lightning seems ok so far
33:00 <slinky_J> swoite
34:00 <Bastardly_One> and her support cast is ok
34:00 <Bastardly_One> the black dude will get annoying quick though
34:00 <[Maverick]> as they normally do. 
34:00 <Bastardly_One> one looks like Jay
35:00 <Bastardly_One> as in Jay and Silent Bob
35:00 <Student> Racist !!!
35:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh he means in FF
35:00 <Bastardly_One> there is always one annoying support character
35:00 <Bastardly_One> always
35:00 <[Maverick]> Yes I am racist 
35:00 <Bastardly_One> they start off a little funny then get really annoying
35:00 <Loof> ahhh this is what i need: http://www.amazon.com/Thermos-Stainless-68-Ounce-Beverage-Midnight/dp/B008YB4V52
35:00 <Student> i am a Racer ;)
36:00 <[Maverick]> You spelt fuckwit wrong. 
36:00 <Bastardly_One> I will never ever appreciate the battle system though
36:00 <Bastardly_One> the stars and score thing have forever been annoying to me 
37:00 <Bastardly_One> but yeah
37:00 <Bastardly_One> who cares?
37:00 <Student> i actually have look a like theroms or even better
38:00 <Bastardly_One> what?
38:00 <Bastardly_One> I couldn't translate that 
38:00 <Student> the link posted by loof
38:00 <Student> and i am not surprised that you could't ;) obviously ;)
39:00 <Bastardly_One> *belches in your face*
39:00 <Bastardly_One> hush peasant
39:00 <Student> ha ha , no need to waste good things on me ;P
39:00 <slinky_J> 68 OUNCE
39:00 <slinky_J> bit much
40:00 <Loof> quiet for a wednesday
41:00 <Bastardly_One> does anyone have a good and/or lucky day of the week?
41:00 <Bastardly_One> Wednesday is mine 
41:00 <Bastardly_One> sometimes Thurs because it seems to extend into American time sometimes
42:00 <slinky_J> wooooo weds!
42:00 <slinky_J> then THORSDAY
42:00 <slinky_J> woooo
43:00 <Loof> Student can you do me a favor?
43:00 <Loof> die asap
43:00 <Student> No!!!
43:00 <Loof> k thx
43:00 <Student> actually i just killed Student
43:00 <slinky_J> lol
44:00 <Student> stop laughing and post few more pics of hookers you are looking for your birthday :P
45:00 <slinky_J> wtf
46:00 <slinky_J> im not looking for hookers
46:00 <slinky_J> lol
46:00 <Student> do not be shy ;P
48:00 <Student> simba are you there?
49:00 <Bastardly_One> this clip has an epilepsy warning
49:00 <Bastardly_One> we have any epileptics?
49:00 <Bastardly_One> click this and tell me what happens
50:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1RN6pT3zL44
50:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Nine Inch Nails - Came Back Haunted ( Jun 28, 2013) 4:17 - Category: Music - 3,685,432 - 22,681 likes (88.6%), 2,931 dislikes (11.4%)
50:00 <Student> i am safe 
50:00 <slinky_J> ive had 2 seizures this yr
51:00 <Bastardly_One> this new Guardians of the Galaxy better be good 
51:00 <Bastardly_One> just sayin'
51:00 <slinky_J> yer
51:00 <slinky_J> i wana see it for my bday
51:00 <slinky_J> :P
51:00 <slinky_J> they showed it to its creator
51:00 <Student> once again , the birthday ;)
51:00 <slinky_J> who is hospitalised n shit
51:00 <slinky_J> n he gave 2 thumbs up
51:00 <Bastardly_One> I'll be going next tue
51:00 <Bastardly_One> tight arse tues
51:00 <slinky_J> said its the best movie he's seen in twenty years <3
51:00 <slinky_J> he like has been hospitalised for 20 yrs
51:00 <slinky_J> :/
52:00 <Bastardly_One> so no-one bit there tongue
52:00 <Bastardly_One> and nearly swallowed it?
52:00 <Bastardly_One> bugger!
53:00 <Bastardly_One> shouldn't joke about that 
54:00 <slinky_J> you cant swallow ur tongue
54:00 <slinky_J> it's attatched to your mouth..
54:00 <slinky_J> lol
02:00 <slinky_J> tea for the tillerman
02:00 <slinky_J> omigosh i wana listen to Sad Lisa
02:00 <slinky_J> but icbf
05:00 <slinky_J> fucking movie companies man, they keep switching release dates because they want to launch at the same time as the othy company
06:00 <Loof> legalise it
06:00 <Student> too bad 
06:00 <Loof> and by it i mean beastiality
10:00 <Bastardly_One> I want dinner
11:00 <nano> legalise Loof
12:00 <Student> good idea Bastardly_One
14:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah, well, food is always handy
14:00 <Bastardly_One> keeps you alive I hear
14:00 <Student> i am going to have those big green chillies, fried with tomatos and have potatoes with them 
15:00 <Bastardly_One> not sure what I want so it'll end up simple in that case
15:00 <Bastardly_One> like, something I can just chuck in the oven and not worry about
15:00 <Student> i hope your stomach understand your choice ;)
16:00 <Student> get married , have a wife to cook for you mate 
16:00 <Bastardly_One> My stomach is used to a diet of rubbish 
16:00 <Bastardly_One> wouldn't know how to process good food
16:00 <Bastardly_One> not *that* bad but almost
17:00 <Student> did you hear that some males are born border line female?
17:00 <Bastardly_One> what made you say that?
17:00 <slinky_J> lol
18:00 <Student> observation ;)
18:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
18:00 <Student> and some science about it 
18:00 <slinky_J> LOL
18:00 <Bastardly_One> I was raised in an all female household
18:00 <Bastardly_One> of course it must of rubbed off
18:00 <Bastardly_One> my sister is more blokey
18:00 <gir> Didnt you dad have a beard?
18:00 <gir> Your*
18:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh, mum and nan did though
19:00 <Bastardly_One> am a literally a bastard
19:00 <gir> I am
19:00 <Bastardly_One> *I am
19:00 <Bastardly_One> yes, stupid fucking keyboard
20:00 <Bastardly_One> I type light and it's one of those smash the keys keyboards
20:00 <Bastardly_One> shits me 
20:00 <Student> obviously, the keyboard is stupid ;)
20:00 <Bastardly_One> gotta angle your fingers just right or keys are missed all the time 
20:00 <Bastardly_One> and who proof reads *all* the time before hitting enter?
20:00 <Student> ha ha 
21:00 <Student> you are a simple guy 
21:00 <Bastardly_One> far from it ... if I was simple life would be less irritating
22:00 <Student> life itself is simple
22:00 <Student> but you seem to like under some load or weight ;)
23:00 <Bastardly_One> I wouldn't say ... like it 
23:00 <Bastardly_One> but drama follows me like shit clings to a nappy
23:00 <Bastardly_One> *shrugs*
23:00 <Bastardly_One> have a mouth ... will use it ... it'll be the death of me one day 
24:00 <Student> the way i hear you , you seem like a person in deep pain , moving his hands here and there , like some one put a foot on your throat 
24:00 <Bastardly_One> you percieve wrong then 
24:00 <Student> may be 
24:00 <Saemon> Bastardly_One my keyboard has similar problem
25:00 <Saemon> due to years of accumulated dried encrusted semen
25:00 <Bastardly_One> .
25:00 <Student> i literaly stop writing to you by thinking it will hurt you, in my mind i think you are a hurt guy 
25:00 <nano> gir u there?
25:00 <Loof> stickymouse.com
25:00 <Saemon> lool loofter
25:00 <Saemon> loofster*
27:00 <slinky_J> fkn fairies
27:00 <Saemon> wats the point of the international criminal court
27:00 <Saemon> in the hague, its just all for show
28:00 <slinky_J> no it isnt
28:00 <nano> go to hell Loof
28:00 <slinky_J> do some research for once
28:00 <Saemon> any decision takes like at least a decade to form
28:00 <slinky_J> and loof go to hell
28:00 <Bastardly_One> Simon ... 
28:00 <Saemon> slinks.....whoa bro
28:00 <slinky_J> loof needs to do some research too
28:00 <Saemon> wats up?
28:00 <Bastardly_One> how can you be that stupid and live?
28:00 <Student> he is blessed ;)
28:00 <Bastardly_One> how to you even breathe you're that stupid?
28:00 <Bastardly_One> it baffles me 
29:00 <Saemon> u talkin to me b1?
29:00 <Bastardly_One> *how to you
29:00 <slinky_J> i love fox so much right now
29:00 <Bastardly_One> yes you fucking imbecile
29:00 <slinky_J> except that jackie weaver is in this movie
29:00 <slinky_J> dermot mulroney is in ti!
29:00 <Saemon> errr b1 breathing is automatic duurrrrrr
29:00 <Saemon> herp derp
29:00 <Bastardly_One> figure of speech you utter spastic
29:00 <Saemon> i aint apoet
30:00 <Saemon> so speak plainly and with clear purpose
30:00 <gir> Youre just a stupid cunt
30:00 <Saemon> or cease tongue
30:00 <Bastardly_One> *you're
30:00 <Bastardly_One> :)
30:00 <Student> ha ha , here we go 
30:00 <Saemon> lol get my spartacus reference? :P
30:00 <gir> Shhh fossil
30:00 <Student> for a ride ;)
30:00 <Saemon> i spoke like them
30:00 <Bastardly_One> well, we'd rather you didn't type *at* all 
30:00 <Bastardly_One> please die
31:00 <slinky_J> lol
31:00 <Loof> go shoot up b1, you know you want to
31:00 <Bastardly_One> I just don't understand how someone can be that stupid?
31:00 <Loof> hotshot plz kgo
31:00 <Saemon> who? 
31:00 <nano> b1 is loser
31:00 <Saemon> whose stupid b1?
31:00 <Bastardly_One> and oh, mr chatty has to pipe in 
31:00 <Saemon> it takes one to know one
31:00 <Bastardly_One> YOU
31:00 <Student> ha ha , Bastardly_One you need to learn a lot ;)
32:00 <Saemon> it takes one to know one bro
32:00 <Saemon> ever heard of that saying?
32:00 <Bastardly_One> you're that fucking dumb you don't even know it
32:00 <Loof> i know you are, you said you are, so what am i?
32:00 <Saemon> and you're dumb in order to know that i am dumb
32:00 <Saemon> the usual suspects style
32:00 <Saemon> hire criminals to catch a criminal
32:00 <Bastardly_One> I think slinky_J
32:00 <nano> b1 u need to step back
32:00 <nano> nobody likes you loser
32:00 <Bastardly_One> should say what he said in pm
32:00 <Bastardly_One> so fucking true
33:00 <Saemon> u callin me dumb Bastardly_One is like a raven calling a crow black.
33:00 <Loof> hire prostitutes to catch b1's mum
33:00 <nano> lol
33:00 <slinky_J> well
33:00 <slinky_J> Saemon
33:00 <Loof> i miss GoT
33:00 <Saemon> wats up slinks?
33:00 <slinky_J> saying that the international court is just for show is pretty dumb bro
34:00 <Saemon> what did u say in pm??
34:00 <Saemon> it is man
34:00 <Bastardly_One> a true statement is what he said 
34:00 <Saemon> look at who they've actualy prosecuted
34:00 <slinky_J> lol
34:00 <slinky_J> i would but it wouldnt be funny then
34:00 <Saemon> what did u say slinks?
34:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh true 
34:00 <Bastardly_One> this will eat him for days 
34:00 <slinky_J> i turned a rabbit into a hat
35:00 <slinky_J> lol
35:00 <Bastardly_One> I wonder what slinky_J said?
35:00 <slinky_J> dunno
35:00 <Saemon> i thought we're melbourne bRos-4-Lyf man
35:00 <Saemon> has Bastardly_One turned u agaisnt me?
35:00 <Bastardly_One> now that's true J
35:00 <Bastardly_One> you dunno what you say :P
35:00 <slinky_J> :P
35:00 <Saemon> tsssch waheva.
35:00 <Saemon> i got loofster
36:00 <Loof> stinky_J aint worth it man, neither is bastardly_scum
36:00 <Saemon> he's still mah homie
36:00 <Loof> always
36:00 <Saemon> hell yeah
36:00 <Bastardly_One> oh dear
36:00 <Bastardly_One> FF is looking better and better
36:00 <Saemon> we're 4 lyf
36:00 <Loof> jah mon
36:00 <Bastardly_One> this is gonna make me vomit
36:00 <Saemon> nWo style
36:00 <Saemon> too sweeeet!
36:00 <Loof> fuck yeah
36:00 <Loof> it's a new world order!
37:00 <Saemon> new world new world ORDER
37:00 <slinky_J> nwo lol
37:00 <Saemon> dooouu-douuuung nnnn douuuuu doouuuwng!
37:00 <Bastardly_One> christ
37:00 <Bastardly_One> s
37:00 <Bastardly_One> t
37:00 <Bastardly_One> f
37:00 <Bastardly_One> u
37:00 <Saemon> dewwwn neee dewwwwn new deeeee eww deeeeww
37:00 <Bastardly_One> don't you get it?
37:00 <Bastardly_One> just ... shut ... up
38:00 <Saemon> lol im to type the nwo theme
38:00 <Loof> bastardly1 it's 1:37 AM, do you know where your syringe is?
38:00 <Saemon> Bastardly_One remember when fawks told you to shut up?
38:00 <Saemon> what did u say to her?
38:00 <Loof> he just cried and pood himself
39:00 <Saemon> something about, the more she tells you, the more you talk
39:00 <Saemon> i follow your footsteps my messiah
39:00 <Saemon> ^
39:00 <Saemon> ^^^^^^^^^
40:00 <Bastardly_One> you would follow being like the ilk of the high school loser that tries to fit in anywhere he can 
40:00 <Bastardly_One> and constantly fails
41:00 <nano> b1 fuck up
41:00 <Saemon> ^
41:00 <Bastardly_One> negative
41:00 <Saemon> positive
41:00 <Saemon> no wait
41:00 <Saemon> afformative
42:00 <Saemon> thats what the terminator says
42:00 <Bastardly_One> "afformative"
42:00 <Saemon> wat?
42:00 <Bastardly_One> get a dictionary yeah?
42:00 <Saemon> wats wrong with what i said
42:00 <Bastardly_One> *affirmative you spastic
42:00 <Bastardly_One> you're so painful
43:00 <slinky_J> afformation
43:00 <Loof> get your laptop yet beehhh?
43:00 <Saemon> oh wow ok mr. english grammer lecturer sir are u gona give me a 0 for my thesis doctorate in phd now sir?
43:00 <slinky_J> words suck
43:00 <Saemon> im really worried about my irc essay grades sir
44:00 <Bastardly_One> *grammar
44:00 <Bastardly_One> has nothing to do with spelling 
44:00 <Bastardly_One> seriously, is there anything you have the slightest clue on?
44:00 <beehhh> ok Loof
44:00 <Saemon> wow thank you sir did u graduate from harvard sir omg i respect you as much as goku sir
44:00 <beehhh> which one 11.6 or the 15'6
44:00 <Loof> get a big one man
44:00 <faux> http://9gag.com/gag/aG9P5wG
44:00 <Loof> 15'6
44:00 <beehhh> did you see my mate joshua thompson
45:00 <beehhh> ok Loof
45:00 <slinky_J> gooky
45:00 <beehhh> hope hes alive
45:00 <beehhh> thanks for the suggestion m8
45:00 <Saemon> <+Bastardly_One> seriously, is there anything you have the slightest clue on?
45:00 <Saemon> dont act like u dont fucken know
45:00 <beehhh> he from queenscliffe
45:00 <Saemon> WWE. Game of Thrones. True Blood.
46:00 <slinky_J> name three things that are gay
46:00 <Saemon> the 3 things my life is centered around.
46:00 <beehhh> i had 6 buwisers with my nigga freidns
46:00 <beehhh> budwisers
46:00 <Saemon> i believe i have more than a slight clue on them
46:00 <slinky_J> i want a final Hannibal film
46:00 <slinky_J> xD
46:00 <Bastardly_One> faux
46:00 <Bastardly_One> some of those are cool
46:00 <Saemon> meh
46:00 <slinky_J> no no i want a remake
47:00 <Loof> dont drink beehhh
47:00 <slinky_J> where he has six fingers like in the novel
47:00 <Saemon> those hannibal movies are too much talking
47:00 <Saemon> not enough action for me
47:00 <Bastardly_One> the homeless one is good for the visual impact
47:00 <slinky_J> i am liking this Stoker film
47:00 <nano> Loof shut up
47:00 <beehhh> asian giving me a hard time different from aussies
47:00 <slinky_J> faux faux faux faux!!!
47:00 <slinky_J> xD
48:00 <Loof> like Bastardly_One, too much talking, not enough action
48:00 <slinky_J> i miss a good conversation
48:00 <slinky_J> last night was better
48:00 <faux> hi
48:00 <faux> did you watch it?
48:00 <slinky_J> yo yo im watchin da movie
48:00 <slinky_J> nah waited till 12:30
48:00 <slinky_J> :P
48:00 <gir> Bruuuuuuuccccceeeeeee
48:00 <slinky_J> it's so well made!
48:00 <beehhh> too much complaining
48:00 <slinky_J> and the uncle reminds me of a young Aiden Quinn
49:00 <beehhh> hes always sick like a puppy
49:00 <beehhh> whinging
49:00 <faux> why are you on ircccccc
49:00 <faux> go and watch it without distractions
49:00 <faux> how good is the imagery
49:00 <slinky_J> i can type while im looking at the screen lol
49:00 <beehhh> lets play im israel and you are
49:00 <Saemon> wat movie is this?
49:00 <slinky_J> i just needa read what u say lol
49:00 <slinky_J> nothing you'd like
49:00 <Saemon> try me
49:00 <Loof> beehhh what did she cook for dinner?
50:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
50:00 <Loof> was it spicey?
50:00 <Bastardly_One> he was enjoying the verbal sparring
50:00 <Bastardly_One> if he tells the truth
50:00 <beehhh> shes in kuching with her mom n step father on the 8th she be back
50:00 <faux> Saemon: Stoker
50:00 <slinky_J> i so wana watch The Others after this haha
50:00 <Loof> oh damn
50:00 <Saemon> bram stokers dracula?
50:00 <faux> .
50:00 <faux> no its callled stoker
50:00 <slinky_J> or Skeleton Key
50:00 <faux> the movie.
50:00 <faux> u fuk
50:00 <Saemon> oh
50:00 <[DoC]> beehhh cooked cows shit for dinner
50:00 <slinky_J> lmao
50:00 <Saemon> neva heard of it
50:00 <Saemon> whos in it?
51:00 <faux> imdb dude
51:00 <slinky_J> nicole kidman, dermot mulroney
51:00 <beehhh> https://chaturbate.com/samantha3x/
51:00 <slinky_J> i <3 dermot
51:00 <Loof> it's not the best movie
51:00 <slinky_J> dont like jackie weaver lol
51:00 <faux> fuck off
51:00 <faux> its briiant
51:00 <faux> brillliant
51:00 <faux> my l key is s tuck
51:00 <faux> fffffff
51:00 <faux> lllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
51:00 <slinky_J> i think this movie is brills so far
51:00 <faux> lllllllllllllllll
51:00 <faux> llllllll
51:00 <faux> the imagery is beautiful
51:00 <faux> :'''''''''''''''')
51:00 <[DoC]> fuck off beehhh u sick cunt
52:00 <slinky_J> India reminds me of young whats her face
52:00 <Saemon> haha mrs. no exression botox is in stoker
52:00 <slinky_J> winona ryder :P
52:00 <Saemon> aka nicole kidman
52:00 <[DoC]> lol
52:00 <faux> ive only seen one nicole kidman movie and i thought she was shit
52:00 <Saemon> laaaaame
52:00 <faux> but i liked her in stoker
52:00 <faux> she played the character wel
52:00 <slinky_J> have you seen THE OTHERS fox?
52:00 <slinky_J> supernatural thriller
52:00 <faux> Saemon  you watch wrestling as if you appreciate good movies
52:00 <slinky_J> with a twist u dont see coming
52:00 <faux> no, dont think i have
52:00 <Loof> oh faux
53:00 <slinky_J> dl that
53:00 <faux> ok
53:00 <slinky_J> has nicole kidman but is spooky as fuck
53:00 <Loof> you gott try green tea with peppermint
53:00 <Loof> gotta*
53:00 <faux> i have it
53:00 <faux> its yum as
53:00 <slinky_J> just try not to um
53:00 <Saemon> faux you should check out this movie
53:00 <Saemon> http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1347515/?ref_=fn_al_tt_1
53:00 <Loof> i know!
53:00 <slinky_J> predict what will happen
53:00 <BlackDevil> IMDB: The Combination (2009) - 6.3/10 of votes - Stars: , , - Rated: N/A - Runtime: 0secs - Genre: N/A - Release Date: 26 February 2009 (Australia)
53:00 <Saemon> its awesome
53:00 <slinky_J> hehe
53:00 <faux> youre an idiot Saemon
53:00 <faux> like a gigantic one
53:00 <Saemon> ?
53:00 <beehhh> i woudnt fuck faux if she paid me in dollar
53:00 <faux> an unfunny gigantic idiot
53:00 <slinky_J> and watch it late and in the dark fox so the scares get to u lol!!
53:00 <Loof> i'm getting a 2 litre thermos for tea
54:00 <Bastardly_One> I don't get scared by movies
54:00 <faux> from 2001? slinky_J?
54:00 <Saemon> sor-Rheey for recommening a good movie.
54:00 <slinky_J> yeah
54:00 <Bastardly_One> but ... seen the remake of The Hills Have Eyes?
54:00 <faux> k downloading now
54:00 <slinky_J> old movie now
54:00 <faux> the hills have eyes is rank
54:00 <slinky_J> it's slow paced
54:00 <Bastardly_One> that scared the shit out of me 
54:00 <beehhh> Loof 15'6 yeah?
54:00 <Bastardly_One> the remake?
54:00 <slinky_J> and set during ww1 i think
54:00 <Loof> jah mon
54:00 <slinky_J> in that period
54:00 <Bastardly_One> it's off innit?
54:00 <beehhh> when did u learn to spk cool lingo
54:00 <Bastardly_One> they changed it around from the original
55:00 <Bastardly_One> but it's just ... off
55:00 <Loof> from my jamaican music
55:00 <beehhh> all those years we been fighting for nothing
55:00 <slinky_J> i wana date this India chick lols
55:00 <Loof> i know man
55:00 <Loof> it's silly
55:00 <faux> k
55:00 <slinky_J> she creeeyyy cute
55:00 <faux> its downloading
55:00 <slinky_J> wooo ^5
55:00 <Bastardly_One> but I dont actually get scared from scary movies ... they're entertainment for me 
55:00 <slinky_J> i gotta dl it too
55:00 <faux> watch the conjuring
55:00 <Bastardly_One> I get more sucked into dialogue movies
55:00 <Loof> now that is a good movie
55:00 <faux> i guarantee you'll shit Bastardly_One
55:00 <beehhh> i used to work at laurrent bakery end of springvale and blackburn rd do you know here
55:00 <Loof> top movie
55:00 <Bastardly_One> which movie?
56:00 <faux> the conjuring
56:00 <Saemon> i aint scared of the conjuring lol i know muay thai
56:00 <Bastardly_One> Oh seen it 
56:00 <beehhh> i was rooting my ex in clayton streets in my car in 99
56:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I did wee myself twice in that 
56:00 <faux> you know thai food Saemon
56:00 <beehhh> we loved it
56:00 <Bastardly_One> gotta admit it 
56:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
56:00 <Saemon> lol faux
56:00 <slinky_J> the conjuring is good
56:00 <beehhh> she betrayed i didnt
56:00 <faux> the first time i watched it
56:00 <faux> it was 2am
56:00 <faux> and i was alone.
56:00 <Saemon> its based on a true story
56:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah ... she has me there 
56:00 <faux> i had to pause it every 10 mins
56:00 <Saemon> annable the doll is real
56:00 <Bastardly_One> I did wee my pants twice
56:00 <Saemon> its in the couples museuem
56:00 <faux> and then i had to watch futurama
56:00 <Saemon> in america
56:00 <Bastardly_One> proverbially
56:00 <faux> so i could sleep
56:00 <faux> omg.
57:00 <Bastardly_One> oh, that isnt that long ago is it?
57:00 <slinky_J> u should like the others then
57:00 <faux> i was gonna walk down and take my rubbish down in a min
57:00 <faux> but now im not going to
57:00 <faux> fuck that.
57:00 <beehhh> when god curse ya ya dont die nor live nor taken or truly lived
57:00 <Bastardly_One> that sounds familiar
57:00 <slinky_J> it has good spooky ghost shit
57:00 <slinky_J> just not as much as conjuring
57:00 <Saemon> is your rubbish outside faux?
57:00 <Bastardly_One> of course it's fucking outside
57:00 <beehhh> guess im one of them unlucky one
57:00 <Saemon> im asking faux
57:00 <faux> the big bin
57:00 <faux> yes
57:00 <Saemon> not you granps
57:00 <faux> ..
57:00 <faux> lol
57:00 <Bastardly_One> who keeps their wheely bin inside?
57:00 <Saemon> settle down
57:00 <beagle> yeah so beehhh y did you say THEY complain much
57:00 <Bastardly_One> spastic
57:00 <faux> do you have a huge bin inside?
57:00 <faux> he doesnt take his rubbish Bastardly_One he wouldnt know
57:00 <Bastardly_One> knowing that chat
57:00 <Bastardly_One> he would
57:00 <faux> hes surrounded by bags
58:00 <Saemon> i was just gon say
58:00 <Loof> would orange be a good color to paint?
58:00 <Loof> i want orange
58:00 <faux> paint what
58:00 <beehhh> because he betrayed me aswell
58:00 <slinky_J> THE CABIN IN THE WOODS i think is a must fkn see
58:00 <Loof> walls
58:00 <faux> a light orange yes
58:00 <Saemon> u should be more scared of humans goin outside at this time
58:00 <beehhh> i cant find a way to get back either
58:00 <Loof> sweet
58:00 <faux> or youll go blind
58:00 <Saemon> of the night
58:00 <slinky_J> for ppl that love horror/supernatural/gore
58:00 <slinky_J> torture porn
58:00 <slinky_J> splatter movies
58:00 <faux> wb darcy
58:00 <Saemon> instead of ghouls and spirits
58:00 <slinky_J> all in one
58:00 <Bastardly_One> you told me that movie was shit
58:00 <faux> pls i shit myself in criminal minds
58:00 <Bastardly_One> or was it Serenity?
58:00 <slinky_J> me?
58:00 <beehhh> lie will makes me comeback again? tell me the truth...
58:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah you
59:00 <slinky_J> i didnt like it at first
59:00 <Loof> yeah beehhh lies suck
59:00 <beehhh> i want an answer please dont give me
59:00 <slinky_J> but i watched it all and loved it
59:00 <Bastardly_One> plus your tastes, to me, can be iffy
59:00 <faux> beehhh if we wanted your cum back we'd wipe it off your dads chin
59:00 <slinky_J> it's a wicked commentary on where were at with all of these films
59:00 <[Maverick]> cheers stina 
59:00 <Loof> beehhh when is she coming back to cook for you?
59:00 <faux> hows u
59:00 <slinky_J> im all over the board with film dude
59:00 <slinky_J> love every genre
59:00 <Bastardly_One> that's why I said iffy
59:00 <slinky_J> its not that it's a brilliant film
59:00 <beehhh> she n I are both dead together
59:00 <Loof> :(
59:00 <Bastardly_One> some movies you love I find outright shit or dodgy
00:00 <slinky_J> it's the point it makes and the fun
00:00 <[Maverick]> Yeah pretty good thanks 
00:00 <faux> movies are like music
00:00 <beehhh> we hug n sleep for awhile
00:00 <faux> everyones taste is diff
00:00 <Saemon> i love seth rogen movies
00:00 <faux> but like some songs
00:00 <Bastardly_One> calm ya farm ... if everyone was the same 
00:00 <faux> there are just outright shit movies
00:00 <Bastardly_One> how boring would the world be?
00:00 <beehhh> until her sorrow drains on my shoulder n mine on her pillow
00:00 <Loof> but everyone has some movies music in common, even if it's just one song
00:00 <slinky_J> but like i said i just love movies
00:00 <faux> yup
00:00 <Bastardly_One> I love some utter shit movies 
00:00 <Saemon> Bastardly_One thats just an excuse weirdos say
00:00 <slinky_J> i bet you wouldnt think i love breakfast at tiffanys
00:00 <slinky_J> :P
00:00 <Bastardly_One> pure B grade rubbish
00:00 <faux> has anyone seen the secret life of walter mitty
00:00 <Bastardly_One> like Rubber and Sharknado
01:00 <faux> i downloaded it but havent watched it yet
01:00 <Bastardly_One> but give a fuck
01:00 <Bastardly_One> yes
01:00 <Loof> yes
01:00 <slinky_J> id rather see the original
01:00 <Bastardly_One> watch it 
01:00 <slinky_J> not a stiller fan
01:00 <beehhh> we are planning to be together afterlife
01:00 <Loof> if it's that one with brad pit
01:00 <Bastardly_One> very good movie faux
01:00 <faux> ooo
01:00 <faux> the Others is at 50%
01:00 <faux> den den dennnn
01:00 <slinky_J> nice
01:00 <Saemon> the others is crap
01:00 <beehhh> no buts no ifs god has greated us
01:00 <slinky_J> u dl bray copy?
01:00 <faux> youre crap
01:00 <slinky_J> i only get bray rip
01:00 <faux> whos bray
01:00 <[Maverick]> God I love Jim Jefferies... "They should show porn in sex ed, that way the guy will know to cum on a chicks face. That will stop alot of teen pregnancies" 
01:00 <faux> yify
01:00 <Bastardly_One> blue ray
01:00 <Saemon> twist is she and her kids are the ones who are dead and are spirits
01:00 <faux> oh
01:00 <faux> nah
01:00 <Saemon> so cliche
01:00 <faux> wtf Saemon
01:00 <faux> you stupid cunt
01:00 <faux> sif spoil it
02:00 <Bastardly_One> ignore him
02:00 <Saemon> u havnet seen it ey?
02:00 <slinky_J> o crap YIFY only has 720 ffs
02:00 <beehhh> sorry Loof if i dont see you again
02:00 <Saemon> yet?
02:00 <Bastardly_One> he's more spastic than usual
02:00 <beehhh> i m always there
02:00 <faux> ......................
02:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm not even reading his posts
02:00 <slinky_J> omigosh
02:00 <faux> i hateeeeeeeeee people who spoil shit
02:00 <Loof> beehhh you're here in spirit
02:00 <Bastardly_One> ask Mav
02:00 <slinky_J> someone ban Saemon
02:00 <faux> what a cumstain
02:00 <Saemon> soryy u thought u have
02:00 <slinky_J> you're a fucking loser cunt
02:00 <Saemon> slinks wtf bro
02:00 <slinky_J> wtf is wrong with you cunt
02:00 <nano> fuck u slinky_J
02:00 <Saemon> thought we are mates
02:00 <Bastardly_One> I can't even see him in my mind's eye
02:00 <slinky_J> fuck man
02:00 <beehhh> dont blame for for the blownout bulbs
02:00 <faux> hate hate hate hate spoilers.
02:00 <beehhh> if i did that
02:00 <slinky_J> i suggest a movie to someone
02:00 <slinky_J> and u fuck it up
02:00 <Bastardly_One> if I fucking remember this shit 
02:00 <slinky_J> ur fkn ..............
02:00 <[Maverick]> I bet he is sitting there grinning like a collingwood chesire cat... all proud of himself 
03:00 <faux> i know
03:00 <Bastardly_One> he's copping it worse than he has tonight
03:00 <Saemon> slinks im soryy bro 
03:00 <Saemon> i didnt know
03:00 <slinky_J> no shit
03:00 <faux> hes a stupid troll
03:00 <Bastardly_One> :D
03:00 <faux> i love you Serenity
03:00 <faux> like
03:00 <faux> with all my heart.
03:00 <faux> i rly do
03:00 <Serenity> lol
03:00 <beehhh> who wants to see a hitachi porno
03:00 <Loof> that fucked the whole movie
03:00 <slinky_J> added to ignore list so dont want pm
03:00 <Loof> seriously
03:00 <Serenity> I hate that shit
03:00 <slinky_J> faux watch it in a couple months
03:00 <beehhh> this shit is really crazy
03:00 <slinky_J> lol
03:00 <Loof> dont bother watching it now
03:00 <faux> me too
03:00 <faux> lol slinky_J ill forget by tomorrow night
03:00 <beehhh> shes a f1 squiter
03:00 <slinky_J> i spoilt a movie the other day n forgot
03:00 <slinky_J> yea
03:00 <faux> i have the memory of a shoelace
03:00 <Bastardly_One> I might not
03:00 <beehhh> beagle watched it otherday
04:00 <slinky_J> hahaha
04:00 <Bastardly_One> like fucking BlackDevil
04:00 <Bastardly_One> I won't come here Monday at a certain time now
04:00 <Loof> when chicks squirt, is it urine?
04:00 <slinky_J> beagle watches the content of a glass of wine diminish
04:00 <Serenity> no
04:00 <nano> its white wine
04:00 <slinky_J> lol
04:00 <faux> its not piss
04:00 <Loof> wow
04:00 <Bastardly_One> I only JUST download the new TB ep
04:00 <slinky_J> fk r u drinkin for
04:00 <Bastardly_One> and the cunt tells it all blow by blow
04:00 <faux> its just the shit that  cums out of you without spermz
04:00 <Loof> so much liquid
04:00 <beehhh> shit i suppose to go bed early
04:00 <faux> fuck i hate cum
04:00 <faux> lol
04:00 <slinky_J> omigosh
04:00 <faux> erusidghndfg
04:00 <faux> its so gross :(
04:00 <nano> lol thats why ur single
05:00 <beehhh> http://www.tubecup.com/videos/6950/squidx-pepe-squirt/
05:00 <slinky_J> loof needs to use google
05:00 <faux> i never want to touch another penis again
05:00 <Loof> go gay
05:00 <slinky_J> it's not urin its not come
05:00 <faux> go gay
05:00 <slinky_J> dont they not really even know what it is yet 
05:00 <slinky_J> fox?
05:00 <beehhh> incredible
05:00 <Bastardly_One> let me guess
05:00 <[Maverick]> Fossil do you like bgrade movies? check out Absolute Deception
05:00 <nano> b1 loves it
05:00 <Bastardly_One> it's so .. messy?
05:00 <faux> nah it just tastes ike shit
05:00 <Bastardly_One> wrote it down Mav
05:00 <[Maverick]> set in queensland, it has Cuba Gooding Jnr in it 
05:00 <[Maverick]> fucking baller of a film hahah 
05:00 <faux> is he stil alive
05:00 <beehhh> she cums like a ferrari
06:00 <Serenity> nite
06:00 <Bastardly_One> an aussie movie or us production?
06:00 <Loof> another stupid question: is cum reaLLY good for the skin?
06:00 <[Maverick]> didn't know ferrari's could cum. 
06:00 <faux> nini sez
06:00 <[Maverick]> night Serenity
06:00 <slinky_J> ESCAPE FROM ABSOLOM!
06:00 <slinky_J> xD
06:00 <beehhh> dont leave me
06:00 <Bastardly_One> night Serenity
06:00 <faux> idk Loof ive never moisturised with it
06:00 <beehhh> i was about to start
06:00 <beehhh> 6 budwisers
06:00 <faux> b1 does though
06:00 <Loof> lol
06:00 <faux> he uses his housemates cum as a nightly facial mask
06:00 <faux> ;D
06:00 <Loof> LOL!
06:00 <Bastardly_One> that was Saemon who said that 
06:00 <[Maverick]> Aussie movie 
06:00 <beehhh> yumm cum
06:00 <faux> saif what
06:00 <Bastardly_One> rude bitch 
06:00 <faux> said*
06:00 <[Maverick]> it's like watching a trainwreck
07:00 <[Maverick]> You can't stop watching 
07:00 <beehhh> lucky no one swallowd me
07:00 <Bastardly_One> oh he was going on last night about using it to stop crows feet
07:00 <Bastardly_One> his own
07:00 <Bastardly_One> Mav, good shit 
07:00 <faux> did you see the train thing on the news today
07:00 <faux> in syd?
07:00 <Bastardly_One> sounds worth it 
07:00 <Bastardly_One> nope, where at?
07:00 <[Maverick]> in perth* 
07:00 <beehhh> i could push the train in one finger
07:00 <faux> uh perth
07:00 <faux> lol
07:00 <[Maverick]> :P
07:00 <Loof> what happened?
07:00 <faux> LOLa dude got his leg stuck
07:00 <faux> in the gap
07:00 <beehhh> skinny legs like your arm
07:00 <faux> between the platofrm and the train
07:00 <faux> and like all the people at the station
08:00 <faux> pushed the train
08:00 <Loof> that happened with zacs pram
08:00 <beehhh> jelly bean
08:00 <faux> so he could lift his leg out
08:00 <Bastardly_One> I was also reading that cunt that is a pedo that bailed on the thai kid has gone underground
08:00 <Loof> fuck
08:00 <Loof> amazing
08:00 <faux> yah was good
08:00 <beehhh> my anger is the power of a ten holy ghost
08:00 <Loof> sometimes i guess people dont suck
08:00 <faux> omg
08:00 <faux> trains traumatise me
08:00 <faux> i remember being in the city and needing to catch a train home
08:00 <faux>  was shopping all day .. in thongs..
09:00 <Bastardly_One> I like trains more than other public transport
09:00 <faux> so i rannnnnnnn for the train
09:00 <faux> and my thong flew off
09:00 <faux> was so awks
09:00 <beehhh> im adding these to my system
09:00 <Loof> lol
09:00 <faux> i made it though
09:00 <Bastardly_One> I thought there was gonna be a tripping on your face story there
09:00 <Bastardly_One> disappointed
09:00 <faux> after awkwardly diving in between the doors
09:00 <faux> nah i s tumbled
09:00 <faux> but d idnt st ack it
09:00 <faux> thankfuck
09:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
09:00 <beehhh> http://www.livewell2u.com/products.php?p=ostesamin-chondroitin-msm
09:00 <faux> i dont think i caught a train after that 
09:00 <faux> srs
10:00 <faux> as soon as i got my licence i ditched pub trans
10:00 <beehhh> Each sachet contains:Glucosamine 1,500 mgChondroitin 1,200 mgMSM 1,000 mg
10:00 <Bastardly_One> I only have buses here and so cheap
10:00 <faux> beehhh pls go
10:00 <Bastardly_One> $1 for 2hrs and if you cant do what you need to do in this city in 2hrs
10:00 <Loof> i hate public transport because of teenagers and the elderly
10:00 <Loof> they stare
10:00 <faux> ok
10:00 <faux> the others finished
10:00 <slinky_J> lolol
10:00 <beehhh> where as other brands got Glucosamine 375mgChondroitin 200mgMSM 500mg
10:00 <Bastardly_One> teenagers just suck full stop
11:00 <faux> that was pretty quick hey
11:00 <beehhh> huge differences
11:00 <faux> when did i start downloading it
11:00 <Bastardly_One> I know I sucked when I was a teenager
11:00 <Bastardly_One> shit
11:00 <Bastardly_One> 20 mins?
11:00 <slinky_J> this guy is so paranoid that ppl on the bus are watching him, he wears sunnies and spies on everyone else
11:00 <Bastardly_One> your phone is amazing
11:00 <slinky_J> smoke less weed loof
11:00 <beehhh> -[DoC]- tere maa ko chodo kuttay se chudwane wale bharway[sic]
11:00 <Loof> how big is the file?
11:00 <beehhh> illegal cunts
12:00 <faux> 1:55 am
12:00 <Bastardly_One> wouldn't matter much how big the file was
12:00 <faux> finish at 2:10
12:00 <faux> 15 mins
12:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah yeah 20 mins so far
12:00 <faux> lol
12:00 <faux> yeah youre bad at maths
12:00 <Bastardly_One> what is your phone again?
12:00 <faux> was 700mb
12:00 <Bastardly_One> I want one of those mothers
12:00 <faux> im usng my phones 3G
12:00 <beehhh> Loof if i still worked at that bakery would give you free dougnuts n Loofs
12:00 <Loof> that's not bad at all
12:00 <faux> but i downloaded on my laptop
12:00 <faux> i have a n exus 5
12:00 <Bastardly_One> ooooooooooooh
12:00 <beehhh> onyl round the corner from yours home
13:00 <Bastardly_One> on your lappy
13:00 <faux> yah
13:00 <Bastardly_One> that's alright still
13:00 <faux> but i tether my phone
13:00 <beehhh> loafs
13:00 <Bastardly_One> oh right 
13:00 <Loof> beehhh i'd give you free weed
13:00 <faux> so its still my phones net.
13:00 <Loof> weed loafs
13:00 <[Maverick]> Moon is such a brilliant film. 
13:00 <Bastardly_One> shit ... that's nice
13:00 <faux> jah
13:00 <faux> imagine i had 4G
13:00 <beehhh> yumm i like the smell of the buds
13:00 <Bastardly_One> I reckon
13:00 <beehhh> relaxas my mind
13:00 <faux> wouldnt downloaded quicker than beehhh blows his laod
13:00 <Bastardly_One> thats awesome
13:00 <Loof> beehhh i get you high all day every day
13:00 <faux> load*
13:00 <[Maverick]> lol 
13:00 <faux> wouda*
13:00 <faux> fuck.
13:00 <beehhh> you'd go broke just to feeding me munchie
14:00 <faux> i cant type
14:00 <beehhh> munchies
14:00 <Loof> lol
14:00 <[Maverick]> quicker than beeh and beagle playing soggy sayo 
14:00 <faux> feeding me munchie lol
14:00 <faux> lol darc
14:00 <faux> oiwenjg
14:00 <Loof> i'll cook cheap vego meals
14:00 <faux> ok im gonna finish this ep of crim minds
14:00 <faux> be are beez
14:00 <beehhh> we go catch fish from the sea
14:00 <beehhh> end of north rd did u been
14:00 <beehhh> all the way down
14:00 <Loof> i've never caught a fish
15:00 <Bastardly_One> My dinner is finally cooked ... which is just as well ... I'm really hungry
15:00 <Loof> i'd like to
15:00 <Loof> but i don't know where to go
15:00 <beehhh> im deleting all of my memories for a better good
15:00 <beehhh> -[DoC]- tere maa ko chodo kuttay se chudwane wale bharway
15:00 <slinky_J> with a gun
15:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck
15:00 <slinky_J> i hope
15:00 <Bastardly_One> there's a billion places to go in Melbourne
16:00 <Bastardly_One> I like Frankston and Station Pier personally
16:00 <BlackDevil> mainly strip clubs
16:00 <beehhh> go fuck your mother you faggot peices of shit dogrape motherfucker
16:00 <beehhh> he said in pvt
16:00 <beehhh> -[DoC]- tere maa ko chodo kuttay se chudwane wale bharway[sic]
16:00 <faux> 4 simba http://www.thesportbible.com/videos/the-new-fifa-15-trailer
17:00 <faux> k bye
17:00 <Bastardly_One> I don't suppose any of you nerds have played FF XIII have you?
17:00 <Bastardly_One> Oh, I was telling him about that the other day 
17:00 <beehhh> beagle hows your hemmorhoid hope it gets healed soon dont smoke or drink alchy or drink coffee
17:00 <Bastardly_One> I don't think he understood what I meant by the next gen improvements
17:00 <beehhh> take lot of clear water, milk, fiber and frutis
17:00 <beehhh> fruities
18:00 <Bastardly_One> I wanna know what these fucking things in this game are
18:00 <Bastardly_One> guess I'll find out in 50 billion hours
18:00 <Bastardly_One> nothing ever happens in an FF game until about 30 plus hours
18:00 <nano> fuck off beehhh
18:00 <nano> fucking tranny
18:00 <[DoC]> rofl
19:00 <beehhh> your moms a tranny cocksmoker
19:00 <[DoC]> beehhh why you got kicked from australia?
19:00 <beehhh> Loof: 11'6 or 15'6
19:00 <nano> who is beehhh?
20:00 <beehhh> for shoving my dick into your moms arse while she was pregnant with you
21:00 <[DoC]> beehhh if i will start talking shit than u gonna suck some cocks for ban lol
21:00 <beehhh> when you were ever not talking shit
22:00 <Loof> 15'6 bee
23:00 <Loof> big is better
23:00 <beehhh> rightio mate will do
23:00 <Loof> :)
23:00 <beehhh> catchs yas soon
24:00 <Loof> k
24:00 <[Maverick]> yaaayyy
27:00 <Bastardly_One> ffs
27:00 <Bastardly_One> this game is so linear
27:00 <Bastardly_One> but eye candy city
28:00 <Loof> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n_LPngx_WRo&index=1&list=PLQpkgivc_t12JDi-415EUHlJ1o3nIXfTU
28:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Queens of the Stone Age - Lollapalooza Chicago 2013 (Full concert 1080p) ( Aug 7, 2013) 01:09:41 - Category: Music - 1,352,139 - 6,725 likes (97.1%), 202 dislikes (2.9%)
31:00 <Loof> mmm coffeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
32:00 <Loof> wish i had someone to drink coffee and smoke cigs with
32:00 <Loof> i need a life
32:00 <slinky_J> LOL@PIANO INCEST
32:00 <slinky_J> ahahaha so good
33:00 <Loof> there's a cafe up the road
33:00 <Loof> with seats outside
33:00 <Loof> but those seats smell like homeless asscrack
33:00 <nano> Loof dont u have a family loser?
34:00 <Loof> beagle would feel right at home
34:00 <slinky_J> lol
34:00 <slinky_J> Loof is most likely borderline psychotic
34:00 <nano> no he is pure skitz
34:00 <slinky_J> probably murder his wife one day
34:00 <nano> Peaches
39:00 <Loof> beagle what did the doctor say when you showed up with your asscheeks fused together with dried fecal matter?
40:00 <Loof> did he vomit on your forehead?
40:00 <nano> peaches 
47:00 <slinky_J> oer
47:00 <slinky_J> downloading A Dangerous Method
47:00 <slinky_J> looks intense
49:00 <BlackDevil> 88-yr-old woman found alive days after massive 6.1-magnitude earthquake killed 589 people in southern China
49:00 <BlackDevil> thank god
49:00 <BlackDevil> she will live another 3 years
49:00 <BlackDevil> LOL
53:00 <slinky_J> https://scontent-a-lax.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xaf1/v/t1.0-9/p235x350/1234244_10151592893221345_539505200_n.jpg?oh=98ab18504e75584d8a2386946b69a0f9&oe=5458EC6A
53:00 <slinky_J> LOL!
53:00 <slinky_J> the above is srsly stupid
53:00 <slinky_J> but humorous
54:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck this character is a douche
57:00 <BlackDevil> i dont have a thumb
57:00 <BlackDevil> so i kept reading
00:00 <slinky_J> lol
00:00 <BlackDevil> YOLO
00:00 <slinky_J> i dont know why someone would write something like that
00:00 <slinky_J> it doesnt prove anything
00:00 <slinky_J> or even say anything
00:00 <BlackDevil> i know
01:00 <slinky_J> lol
01:00 <BlackDevil> ask the asians
01:00 <slinky_J> haha
02:00 <slinky_J> i like the hitchcock themes in this film
02:00 <slinky_J> i gotta wiki or imdb this tomoz
21:00 <slinky_J> ahahah fox i so see y Park Chan Wook wanted to make this movie
27:00 <Loof> Ana_Ng is that your ass or your cunt i can smell?
27:00 <Loof> it's getting hard to tell these days
29:00 <fawks> OK Hannibal lector 
30:00 <fawks> Or miggs
30:00 <fawks> I can't remember who said it
30:00 <slinky_J> lolol
30:00 <slinky_J> hannibal
30:00 <fawks> Fail.
31:00 <grem> quid pro quo clarice
31:00 <faux> who said i can smell your cunt
31:00 <slinky_J> hannibal
31:00 <faux> besides loof
31:00 <faux> oh so i was right
31:00 <faux> good
31:00 <slinky_J> yeah
31:00 <slinky_J> :P
31:00 <slinky_J> and thx for this movie its brills
32:00 <slinky_J> and YOU love a movie by one of my fav sth korean directors :P
32:00 <slinky_J> ahahehaha circle of brills
32:00 <faux> lol
32:00 <faux> my cousin lives in south africa
32:00 <faux> and some of his statuses are in afrikaans
32:00 <faux> its so funny to read
32:00 <slinky_J> and i have african cousins!
32:00 <faux> cos i try to read it and im like
33:00 <faux> ngaosruhgnlatwm 0jgionsj09g iqoj3wkn fneofijpf :)
33:00 <slinky_J> ahahahahahaha
33:00 <faux> wie het nog nie die CD nie.!!! ek neem bestellings en pos graag vir julle as julle hom nog nie het nie.
33:00 <faux> lmao
33:00 <faux> het nog nie die
33:00 <faux> NIG NOG
34:00 <slinky_J> lols
34:00 <slinky_J> ahahahaha
35:00 <Loof> bleck boi
35:00 <faux> hes not black
35:00 <Loof> no thats how they talk
35:00 <faux> o yis
35:00 <Loof> to the niggers
35:00 <faux> hom nog
35:00 <faux> nie het nie
35:00 <faux> hnnnnggggggggg
36:00 <Loof> their accent still doesn't shit me as much as nz accents
36:00 <faux> Laat weet groot asb
36:00 <faux> i love their accents
36:00 <faux> i tink its gret
36:00 <faux> uhgreat
36:00 <faux> nou weet ek waar jy ry! Het dit ook gesien
36:00 <faux> LOL
36:00 <faux> ok im too amused
36:00 <faux> i just did my washing
36:00 <faux> now i cbf getting out of bed to hang em
37:00 <Loof> hurry up or you'll get cuntmould
37:00 <Bastardly_One> I have 2 accents m8
37:00 <faux> Ekt proof dat die ding nie reg is nie
37:00 <faux> llllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllol
38:00 <Loof> my butt is numb
39:00 <faux> https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=829102113803647
39:00 <faux> lol.
41:00 <slinky_J> THAT MOVIE RULED
41:00 <slinky_J> BRILLIANT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
41:00 <slinky_J> now thats some park chan wook
41:00 <slinky_J> shiiiat
42:00 <slinky_J> if uve seen Old Boy?
42:00 <slinky_J> he did that vengeance trilogy, real messed up shit
42:00 <slinky_J> man this is one of the best films ive seen all fkn yr
42:00 <faux> i dl'd it
42:00 <faux> havent seen it yet
43:00 <faux> i know me too
43:00 <faux> i loved it
43:00 <faux> glad you liked it
43:00 <slinky_J> <3 ^15
43:00 <slinky_J> old boy sth korean or new spike lee one?
44:00 <slinky_J> ima dl soundtrack for this movie i <3 piano soo much
46:00 <slinky_J> im finishing downloading A Dangerous Method
48:00 <angelwings> slinky_J do you ever sleep 
50:00 <Bastardly_One> do you?
50:00 <Bastardly_One> to know that?
54:00 <BlackDevil> i dont get it faux
54:00 <BlackDevil> whats funny in that video
56:00 <angelwings> to know what?
58:00 <slinky_J> lol b1
00:00 <BlackDevil> im thinking of
00:00 <angelwings> sucking cock?
00:00 <BlackDevil> when is Loof going to date Serenity?
00:00 <BlackDevil> i suck cock daily
00:00 <BlackDevil> dont have to think of it
01:00 <angelwings> daily?
01:00 <BlackDevil> dailyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
01:00 <angelwings> irc.............
01:00 <BlackDevil> yes
01:00 <BlackDevil> IRC dick
01:00 <BlackDevil> i suck it
01:00 <Loof> shutup angelwings you smelly cocksampler
03:00 <Loof> angelwings there's no need to sample your brothers cock every hour
03:00 <Loof> the taste isn't going to change that much
06:00 <[DoC]> LoL
09:00 <Loof> angelwings you should really get your dad to wipe his ass better before you feast on it
10:00 <Loof> fecalface
11:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck
11:00 <BlackDevil> -Loof- your face is abuse retard
11:00 <Bastardly_One> the cinematics are that good in this game
12:00 <Bastardly_One> I was sucked in and that was really intense
12:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah he hates anyone challenging him
12:00 <BlackDevil> dont give a fuck
12:00 <BlackDevil> come in and abuse someone for no reason
13:00 <BlackDevil> you are a pile of shit
13:00 <Bastardly_One> am I disagreeing?
13:00 <Bastardly_One> he's not my favourite either
13:00 <Bastardly_One> I get enough of his shit too
13:00 <BlackDevil> but he is a mate with someone in here so they dont get a perm ban
14:00 <Bastardly_One> I can see your point
14:00 <Bastardly_One> when these days I get along ok with said person
14:00 <Bastardly_One> and get in more trouble for less
14:00 <Bastardly_One> etc
15:00 <Bastardly_One> not making my stance clear on that but I see your point
15:00 <Bastardly_One> good to see ya op in here for once 
15:00 <Bastardly_One> :)
18:00 <Bastardly_One> I do think when said person notices they do something ... but they left like 2hrs ago or more
18:00 <BlackDevil> anyways i got some work to do
18:00 <Bastardly_One> later
19:00 <BlackDevil> my boss is yelling at me to get this done
19:00 <Bastardly_One> go already
22:00 <slinky_J> nite guys
22:00 <slinky_J> nite fawks
22:00 <slinky_J> thx for the film.
24:00 <BlackDevil> yea because my boss uses IRC as well
37:00 <angelwings> i love the cock
40:00 <BlackDevil> see
43:00 <angelwings> love it when my man blows down my throat
44:00 <xm> --- banjo paterson
44:00 <BlackDevil> i bet
49:00 <angelwings> blah
49:00 <angelwings> all i see is blah blah blah
12:00 <BlackDevil> i need to pee
14:00 <Student> are you ill? ;)
14:00 <BlackDevil> no
14:00 <BlackDevil> never been
15:00 <Student> ok, pampers must be precautionary 
31:00 <simba> im a noob wat r next gen improvmentz lolz
32:00 <Loof> they're the same games with SLIGHTLY better graphics
33:00 <Loof> xbox 360 isn't even next gen
33:00 <simba> yea
33:00 <Loof> 720p is like 2004 resolution man
33:00 <Loof> if you only have a shitty little tv like josh though i guess you dont need 1080p
34:00 <Loof> xbox one i mean
34:00 <Loof> wii > xbox one
34:00 <Loof> pc > josh
35:00 <Bastardly_One> gah
35:00 <Bastardly_One> oh jesus
35:00 <Bastardly_One> that was hours ago 
35:00 <simba> wii rulez!!!!
35:00 <Bastardly_One> the other night when I was talking Fifa 15
35:00 <Loof> fuck yeah
36:00 <simba> yea it was at 2am like 4 hours ago
36:00 <Bastardly_One> shit
36:00 <Bastardly_One> no wonder I'm gamed out
36:00 <Bastardly_One> on this FF 
36:00 <simba> can u teach me about next gen upgrades i am lost ;~(
36:00 <Bastardly_One> oh shut up
36:00 <simba> pls help me
37:00 <Bastardly_One> no need to be facetious but damn the improvements make me wanna get a PS4
37:00 <Bastardly_One> in 15
37:00 <simba> what are the differences between versions sans graphix..
38:00 <Bastardly_One> tbh I'm not sure if the commentary and stuff is improved in this gen
38:00 <Bastardly_One> if so ... then who cares?
39:00 <Loof> if i ran xbox one 720p on my projector the pixels would be about a centimetre big each
39:00 <Bastardly_One> only a few more weeks until 15 is out 
40:00 <simba> lol it seems like players faces showing emotions is one of the 'big things' that wont be on the old versions
40:00 <simba> still looking
40:00 <Loof> ps3 > xone
41:00 <simba> daytona usa > x box
41:00 <Loof> classic
41:00 <Loof> sega rally
42:00 <Bastardly_One> ya know what I hate about this FF?
42:00 <Bastardly_One> I read a review and apparently it takes days before it gets non linear
42:00 <Bastardly_One> like 60 hrs in 
42:00 <Bastardly_One> far out
43:00 <simba> u should download a snes emulator and smash thru the classic RPGs on that including the final fantasies i think thats what knifebunny has been doing for 2 years straight
43:00 <simba> like got some emulator console thing he made and put everything ever on it
43:00 <Bastardly_One> I had the DS remake of which one was that?
43:00 <Bastardly_One> and I've played a bit of the first 12
44:00 <Loof> i want a ps2 emulator that actually works
44:00 <Loof> that would be sweet
44:00 <Bastardly_One> knowing me I'll get the new follow up to this just to continue this cheesy story
44:00 <simba> III or IV,,
44:00 <Bastardly_One> both
44:00 <simba> ive got a ps2 but no cords atm
44:00 <Loof> ah damn
44:00 <Bastardly_One> I knew there were two just not what numbers
45:00 <Loof> i've been getting ps2 games on ps3
45:00 <Loof> god of war and ff
46:00 <Loof> i get 2 free ps3 games today
46:00 <simba> did u ever play ICO
46:00 <Loof> i loved ico
46:00 <simba> thats prob the 1 i have to play still
46:00 <Bastardly_One> me?
46:00 <Bastardly_One> nope
46:00 <Loof> i usually hate puzzles
47:00 <Loof> but ico was sick
47:00 <Bastardly_One> this was actually a fluke find
47:00 <Bastardly_One> if you check ... the lastest FF is 13
47:00 <Bastardly_One> Lightning Returns
47:00 <Bastardly_One> so I'd of expected a tiny bit more of a cost
48:00 <Loof> get crysis 3 for free this month psn plus
48:00 <simba> pokemon gotta catch em all its u and me
49:00 <Bastardly_One> man
49:00 <Bastardly_One> who ever thought constantly hitting x
49:00 <Bastardly_One> would be so exhausting?
49:00 <Loof> when they stop making games for ps3 i'll consider a ps4
50:00 <Loof> but for now there's shitloads of awesome games i dont have on ps3
50:00 <Loof> especially for zac
50:00 <Loof> i want to get him a wii
50:00 <Loof> he's gotten into platform games
50:00 <Bastardly_One> fucking not even 4 yet
51:00 <Bastardly_One> some fresh air might be good
51:00 <Loof> anything to stop him wanting to play gta
51:00 <simba> yes that would be ownage 
52:00 <simba> they released this wii mini which is perfect 4 kids only 100 bux but only in canada.. what dickheads
52:00 <Loof> oh fuck
52:00 <Bastardly_One> I nearly said you were wrong
52:00 <simba> theyre still hella cheap.. my gf bought a wii from cashies for 25 bux yesterday
52:00 <Bastardly_One> but I was thinking of the 2DS
53:00 <Loof> nice
53:00 <simba> u and ur wife can get in2 wii fit
53:00 <Loof> would be good
53:00 <simba> HHHHH
54:00 <simba> they have absurd game prices tho
54:00 <Loof> ah shit
54:00 <simba> i mean at cashies.. fuck that place (except 4 wiis they have a tonne)
55:00 <Bastardly_One> tell him EB games have a load and I mean a LOAD of Wii games on special atm
55:00 <Loof> damn i've smoked three grams in the past 12 hours
56:00 <Loof> going to run out i bet
56:00 <Loof> before monday
57:00 <Loof> might have to go half rations
58:00 <Bastardly_One> ffs
58:00 <Bastardly_One> these shops at the save points are shit 
58:00 <Bastardly_One> complete faggotry
59:00 <Loof> blackdickhead banned me before for "abuse"
00:00 <simba> lol
00:00 <simba> he once banned me for telling Q to stfu
00:00 <simba> hes pretty bad at irc
00:00 <Loof> lol
00:00 <Bastardly_One> no
00:00 <Bastardly_One> Loof deserved it 
00:00 <simba> no
00:00 <simba> well I didnt!!!!!!!!
00:00 <Bastardly_One> was good to see BlackDevil op for once in here 
01:00 <Bastardly_One> Loof does need a long ban the way he just walks in and abuses people
01:00 <Bastardly_One> does it consistently
01:00 <simba> i c he was having a go at angelwings who was a troll anyway
02:00 <simba> and saemon got banned again ~~KOOL~~
02:00 <Bastardly_One> he was plain spastic tonight
02:00 <Bastardly_One> seemed denser than usual
04:00 <Bastardly_One> dear lord
04:00 <Bastardly_One> this cnt has one of those choco thingos
04:00 <Bastardly_One> in his afro
04:00 <Bastardly_One> a chick
04:00 <Bastardly_One> ya know those yellow things
04:00 <Bastardly_One> chocoboos
05:00 <simba> calling you blackdickhead isnt exactly grounds for abuse
06:00 <Bastardly_One> unless you're black
06:00 <Bastardly_One> then it was racial
06:00 <BlackDevil> -Loof- petty little spastic, if i ever get ops i'm going to ban you every day
06:00 <Bastardly_One> j/k
06:00 <BlackDevil> he is going to get ops
06:00 <Bastardly_One> I'll shoosh
06:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
06:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah right 
06:00 <Bastardly_One> and he'll ban you everyday 
06:00 <Bastardly_One> he'd never get your level
07:00 <Bastardly_One> I told boss lady I should have 130 to be able to kick you when I felt like it 
07:00 <Bastardly_One> she said over her dead body
07:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
07:00 <Bastardly_One> so his chances are even slimmer
08:00 <Bastardly_One> you on the rags today?
08:00 <Bastardly_One> oi cunt
09:00 <Bastardly_One> fine ... pretend to work 
13:00 <Ana_Ng> me?
15:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh BlackDevil
15:00 <Bastardly_One> since when do I call you a vagina?
15:00 <Ana_Ng> i can't keep up 
19:00 <Bastardly_One> you can't keep up?
19:00 <Bastardly_One> you have a penis now?
19:00 <Bastardly_One> hot
20:00 <Bastardly_One> wtf?
20:00 <Bastardly_One> a lake that's turned to crystal is gay 
21:00 <Bastardly_One> even for FF
21:00 <Ana_Ng> flight of thoughts
21:00 <Bastardly_One> and this one character now part of the main party
21:00 <Ana_Ng> brought to you by bastardly
21:00 <Bastardly_One> I wanna smash her face in 
21:00 <Bastardly_One> yes
21:00 <Bastardly_One> random rants
24:00 <BlackDevil> -Loof- i notice you dont bann when the real ops are around you fucking coward, you wait till there all asleep to get your little jollies don't you ass-stain
33:00 <Bastardly_One> you two americans wouldn't get this but simba might be watching
33:00 <Bastardly_One> how nice are 4 n Twenty potato pies?
33:00 <Bastardly_One> breakfast of champions
34:00 <BlackDevil> i dont care about simba
38:00 <BlackDevil> simba
38:00 <BlackDevil> i dont care if you are here
38:00 <simba> ok
38:00 <simba> lol
38:00 <simba> calm down
39:00 <simba> i dont think anything u say matters so idc
47:00 <Bastardly_One> awww it's love
47:00 <Bastardly_One> look at you two
53:00 <BlackDevil> perfect
53:00 <BlackDevil> also your mate loof
53:00 <BlackDevil> total idiot
58:00 <Bastardly_One> pssssssssssssst
58:00 <Bastardly_One> stop raging a little
58:00 <BlackDevil> i like to rage
58:00 <Bastardly_One> you are seriously a cunt with the TB shit 
58:00 <BlackDevil> like my vag
58:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
58:00 <BlackDevil> when it bleeds
58:00 <BlackDevil> rages blood
58:00 <Bastardly_One> wtf is with your mood today?
59:00 <BlackDevil> drunk
59:00 <BlackDevil> stoned
59:00 <BlackDevil> lol
59:00 <Bastardly_One> fair enough I suppose
59:00 <Bastardly_One> you speak ya mind like this 
59:00 <Bastardly_One> in public I mean 
59:00 <BlackDevil> oh i dont
59:00 <BlackDevil> no fucks givin
59:00 <BlackDevil> like gary the goat
00:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... kind of what I meant
00:00 <Bastardly_One> but calm down
00:00 <BlackDevil> i think gary the goat is the best australian ever
00:00 <BlackDevil> he is in bed
00:00 <Bastardly_One> I think you're the worst American ever
02:00 <BlackDevil> http://explosm.net/db/files/Comics/Dave/twelvesteeeeeeeeeeeeeepsbitchtwelvestepsisallineedyougottwelvestepsmannoareyoukiddingmeyouhidinggfrommemotherfuckerillfuckyourmomuntilyougivemetwelvesteps.png
04:00 <BlackDevil> twelve steeeeeeeeeeeeeeps bitch twelve steps is all i need you got twelve steps man no are you kidding me you hidingg from m emother fucker ill fuck your mom until you give me twelve steps
05:00 <BlackDevil> love those file named
05:00 <BlackDevil> love those file names
08:00 <BlackDevil> simba https://www.facebook.com/149551848413838/photos/pb.149551848413838.-2207520000.1407281637./736121623090188/?type=3&theater
09:00 <simba> jesus
09:00 <simba> look how much hes typing
12:00 <BlackDevil> i guess simba did unban you
15:00 <BlackDevil> Bastardly_One http://cdn.brobible.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/hitler-cat.jpg
18:00 <simba> i didnt do shit
18:00 <simba> stfu already
18:00 <simba> go to sleep
18:00 <BlackDevil> no mate
18:00 <BlackDevil> stoned
21:00 <Bastardly_One> holy mc fuck
21:00 <Bastardly_One> another really intense cut scene
21:00 <BlackDevil> ?
22:00 <Bastardly_One> playing FF XIII
23:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm bored
23:00 <BlackDevil> just finished playing csgo
23:00 <Bastardly_One> got it yesterday really cheap
23:00 <Bastardly_One> $19
23:00 <Bastardly_One> and that means I'll end up getting the new one 
23:00 <Bastardly_One> 13 Lightning Returns
24:00 <Bastardly_One> to finish this (so far) gay storyline
25:00 <Bastardly_One> have you played the Tropico games?
25:00 <Bastardly_One> they're fun ... PC based
25:00 <Bastardly_One> you'd like 4 ... and the current 5
25:00 <Bastardly_One> from what I can gather about you
27:00 <Bastardly_One> oh
27:00 <Bastardly_One> it's on PS4 and One too
27:00 <Bastardly_One> cool
30:00 <simba> R E M O V E G O O G L E
30:00 <Bastardly_One> oh
31:00 <Bastardly_One> I've  a bone to pick with you
31:00 <Bastardly_One> since that dicussion about McDs
31:00 <Bastardly_One> and the muffins?
31:00 <Bastardly_One> I've been craving ... gonna get a couple this morning I think
00:00 <BlackDevil> Kim Jong Un amused by lubricant at North Korea factory, worker beside him not so much
05:00 <Loof> it's not me playing simba it's my 3 year old
06:00 <simba> lol
06:00 <simba> yea the invites just went out 2 everyone
06:00 <simba> just accept it anyway
06:00 <Loof> ah cool
06:00 <simba> sit in the mission and get free cash!!!!!!!
06:00 <simba> ur 3 year old makin money
06:00 <Bastardly_One> oi
06:00 <Bastardly_One> when I get back
06:00 <Bastardly_One> I might play some yeah?
06:00 <Loof> dunno what he did with my car
06:00 <Bastardly_One> I need McBreakfast
07:00 <simba> ok maybe
07:00 <B1-not-here> should of asked
07:00 <B1-not-here> just because something else is on 
07:00 <simba> Loof do u just accept missions thru the phone 
07:00 <B1-not-here> doesn't always mean I'm playing it 
07:00 <B1-not-here> anyway ... hungry!
07:00 <Loof> yeah
40:00 <simba> wasp cum
55:00 <BlackDevil> Kanye West fears the paparazzi will fly drones over his home to get shots of his child in the pool and accidentally electrocute her.
02:00 <faux> LOL
03:00 <MadScientist> :)
10:00 <B1-not-here> Bastardly_One
10:00 <B1-not-here> oops
10:00 <MadScientist> nope
10:00 <MadScientist> y 4 no alias
11:00 <Bastardly_One> good question
11:00 <Sponge> if a drone falls into the pool it will explode because of the large lithium batteries
11:00 <MadScientist> ugh
11:00 <Sponge> killing his child
11:00 <Bastardly_One> but right now I'm concentrating on these two sausage mcmuffins
11:00 <Sponge> and that's a 2nd chance. first chance is chopping the kid up with rotors
11:00 <Sponge> I share kkayne'sconcern
12:00 <MadScientist> fuck off Sponge
12:00 <MadScientist> imbicile
12:00 <Sponge> "imbecile"
12:00 <Sponge> PWND
13:00 <MadScientist> i have no words to describe the idiocy here
13:00 <Sponge> #GOTTOLDBITCH
14:00 <faux> Wow
14:00 <MadScientist> ikr
15:00 <Bastardly_One> like omg
15:00 <Bastardly_One> BlackDevil is on his rags too
15:00 <Bastardly_One> fucking no hoper 
15:00 <MadScientist> nah BlackDevil is just a fucking wanker
15:00 <BlackDevil> i am a fuckin wanker
15:00 <BlackDevil> wank me
15:00 <MadScientist> dumbass one at that
15:00 <MadScientist> like actual borderline retarded
16:00 <MadScientist> the whole "lol derp" is a cover
16:00 <BlackDevil> LOL DERP HERP
49:00 <Rak> watch Utopia
23:00 <simba> cunm
40:00 <BlackDevil> i got cum
42:00 <Bastardly_One> FF XIII for $20 bitches
45:00 <Fez> Wasnt tgere 11 of them?
45:00 <Fez> 12 perhaps?
45:00 <Bastardly_One> I said 13
45:00 <Bastardly_One> so ...
46:00 <Bastardly_One> X III
46:00 <Fez> Oh yer
46:00 <Fez> Lol
46:00 <Fez> I was thinking viii
46:00 <Fez> My bad
47:00 <Bastardly_One> when it gets through the 20hr cutscene start
47:00 <Bastardly_One> like all FF games
48:00 <BlackDevil> Bastardly_One http://imgur.com/CTvQOGM
48:00 <Bastardly_One> you and Q?
48:00 <BlackDevil> The heroine of the original "Texas Chainsaw Massacre" ... Marilyn Burns was found dead today at her home in Texas.
48:00 <BlackDevil> as well as you
53:00 <simba> anything after FFX is pretty pointless to play
55:00 <BlackDevil> this australian girl is hot
55:00 <BlackDevil> new zealand
55:00 <BlackDevil> sorry
55:00 <milk> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CBNh1eZfHLQ
56:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Crystal Method - It Hertz (Jun 5, 2011) 5:18 - Category: Music - 19,269 - 84 likes (97.7%), 2 dislikes (2.3%)
02:00 <Bastardly_One> the fighting system is gay as
05:00 <ShadowLurker> youre gay
07:00 <Bastardly_One> duh
08:00 <Bastardly_One> so is FFs fighting system
08:00 <Bastardly_One> worth $19 though
09:00 <Bastardly_One> and Lightning is an ok character and her support caste don't seem too annoying (so far)
10:00 <Bastardly_One> *cat
10:00 <Bastardly_One> *cast
10:00 <Bastardly_One> stfu B1 ... yeah ok 
14:00 <ShadowLurker> *** Bastardly_One is now known as Beagle_One
15:00 <Loof> lol
16:00 <milk> what about Banana_One?
20:00 <brofullysiccckkk> *** Bastardly_One is now known as Ballarat_Bum
22:00 <Pyro-> that guy was fully sick, bro
22:00 <Pyro-> takes guts to do what he just did
22:00 <Pyro-> my hero
23:00 <simba> lol
35:00 <milk> hi doctor
36:00 <doctor> evening milk
51:00 <milk> well, I'm not sure what to do for lunch
52:00 <milk> I'm think sushi
55:00 <doctor> yeah i'm thinking something easy
55:00 <doctor> subway or something
55:00 <doctor> could skip lunch
00:00 <xm> hoW aBouT i ShoUt Ya a $1 ChEeSeBurgeR
00:00 <xm> brb - 1 hour
02:00 <doctor> id appreciate that, in return i'll buy you a $1 small fries
02:00 <xm> id appreciate that. in return, i'll shout you $1 frozen coke from HJs
03:00 <doctor> this will be difficult
04:00 <xm> yes, this is why true friends never give each other gifts
04:00 <xm> they just give them compliments. because words are cheap
04:00 <xm> you look beautiful today, doctor 
04:00 <xm> nice shoes
05:00 <xm> even better if they have backhanded
05:00 <xm> i see missing shoelaces on the right shoe. a sale?
05:00 <doctor> thank you, you have a nice choice of words
05:00 <doctor> I'm not sure, I found them on the side of the road
06:00 <xm> oh they must have fallen off the power line then
06:00 <xm> perhaps the shoelaces are still hanging off there
06:00 <xm> get a long stick or train a koala to get it off m8
06:00 <xm> brb
18:00 <simba> agreed
21:00 <British^Meat> no
25:00 <BlackDevil> lol porn permits in LA are down
26:00 <BlackDevil> The number of film permits issued to pornography producers has dropped 95 percent in Los Angeles County
26:00 <slinky_J> NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
26:00 <slinky_J> what lengths will my penis asspire to now?
29:00 <gremlinz> < 4"
32:00 <doctor> it'd be hard to make money in porn, most of it is consumed for free. the only way i think you could make money out of porn is if you had enough money to pay lawyers to take all infringements to court
32:00 <doctor> but even then it would take up too much resources
33:00 <slinky_J> i love the way you talk about sex baby
33:00 <doctor> amateur stuff would be safe though, like live cames ect
33:00 <British^Meat> heh cames
33:00 <doctor> cams* lol
33:00 <British^Meat> it still fit :)
34:00 <British^Meat> David Brent, themovie, cant wait!
35:00 <British^Meat> equality street
37:00 <doctor> he's a pretty funny guy, might be good
37:00 <British^Meat> knowing gervais, it'll be a corker
38:00 <British^Meat> better than Da Ali G movie
38:00 <British^Meat> but as funny or borat
38:00 <British^Meat> as borat
38:00 <partay> Borat wasn't funny
38:00 <British^Meat> yer?
39:00 <British^Meat> surely funnier than Da Ali G movie, yes?
39:00 <faux> Borat sucked 
40:00 <partay> Hi faux
40:00 <partay> How they hanging
40:00 <faux> Hi
41:00 <faux> Down to me knees
41:00 <faux> K brb its lunch time 
42:00 <partay> Faux what you making me? 
44:00 <damio> ali g>borat
45:00 <damio> although ali was when i was a wee child
45:00 <damio> may've seemed funnier at the time
45:00 <British^Meat> As far as movies goes, i have to disagree, but i do prefer the character and series of Ali G
45:00 <British^Meat> but the movie was just arse
46:00 <partay> The interview ali g did with david beckham and posh spice was gold
46:00 <British^Meat> i had always wished da aloi g movie was done in the same style or borat/bruno
46:00 <British^Meat> yer that was classic
46:00 <British^Meat> and him and amanda holden
47:00 <partay> Its old now but still priceless
47:00 <British^Meat> or talking about "The youth in asia"
56:00 <British^Meat> any game cube owners?
58:00 <TheRiddler> hallo
58:00 <slinky_J> fox u got me syked for that movie :P i cant wait to dl it
01:00 <damio> downloading ali g rezurection now
01:00 <damio> new tv
01:00 <slinky_J> lol
01:00 <slinky_J> you a top or bottom damio?
02:00 <damio> ahhh lol
02:00 <damio> okay
02:00 <damio> I fantasise about being a bottom more
02:00 <damio> but I am usually topping
02:00 <damio> lol
02:00 <damio> so a bottom at heart? A top in the bed?
02:00 <British^Meat> new ali g?
03:00 <British^Meat> u r a champ damio
03:00 <damio> ;)
03:00 <damio> yeah
03:00 <British^Meat> just googled, not new new, but new
03:00 <damio> fingers crossed it's decent
03:00 <British^Meat> semi new
03:00 <British^Meat> ""Ali G: Rezurection" (2014) on FXX features star, creator/writer Sacha Baron Cohen giving new, original introductions to every episode of Da Ali G Show, along with the BAFTA Award-winning English episodes of Da Ali G Show, which have never aired on American television, and The Best of Ali G."
03:00 <British^Meat> new enuff
03:00 <damio> some of the torrents are only 2 months old
04:00 <damio> 2014 is new to me :P
04:00 <British^Meat> i shall also torrent this, as i do not have the old series
05:00 <slinky_J> I'll go top
05:00 <slinky_J> you can daniel radcliffe it
05:00 <slinky_J> he's a bottom in KILL YOUR DARLINGS
06:00 <damio> hahahahaha
06:00 <damio> sounds great m8
06:00 <damio> im in
08:00 <Doodle> thats what he said
11:00 <slinky_J> lol
11:00 <slinky_J> oh man my bill smoothing went up five dollars, thanks winter!!
28:00 <Rak> latest ep of Utopia out. http://eztv.it/shows/774/utopia/
29:00 <slinky_J> what's Utopia about
57:00 <fawks> omg i cant stop laughing... my friend wrote on fb that shes devo cos celine dion  cancelled her show and some guy commented "so her heart wont go on?"
57:00 <fawks> ah small minds.
57:00 <fawks> im so amused.
57:00 <beagle> la lame
58:00 <beagle> i dont listen to celine much
58:00 <beagle> :P
58:00 <beagle> this woman i lived with used to leave it on 4 cd's n go to work entire day
58:00 <beagle> thank you for reminding me
58:00 <beagle> she was nice person
58:00 <beagle> but extremely fat
58:00 <beagle> i slept on end of her bed lol, half drunk
59:00 <beagle> oh well! my first gf was fat
59:00 <beagle> apart from health concern it isnt a bother
11:00 <slinky_J> wooo
11:00 <slinky_J> finally chatted to my best fwend aha
12:00 <beagle> she doing well ?
12:00 <slinky_J> lol oh ashlee
12:00 <beagle> almost met her, at your place
12:00 <slinky_J> havent talked to her in a while
12:00 <slinky_J> she went to japan
13:00 <beagle> japan! nice :)
13:00 <slinky_J> unfriended her ages ago
13:00 <beagle> and shes back in aus or in japan ?
13:00 <beagle> i talk to a bloke in japan, he was born in I
13:00 <beagle> USA
14:00 <beagle> he djs a radio station
14:00 <beagle> owns a pub
14:00 <beagle> lives in tokyo. dentsu building about 55 stories
14:00 <slinky_J> no idea
14:00 <slinky_J> dont really care 
15:00 <beagle> so u spoke to her on phone not in real life
15:00 <beagle> hmmmm.
15:00 <beagle> most my buddies r like that
15:00 <beagle> facebook irc paltalk skype
15:00 <beagle> lol
15:00 <beagle> and phone too of course
17:00 <slinky_J> woo that was ace
17:00 <slinky_J> 2 hrs bf4 with american clan <3
18:00 <slinky_J> ashlee n i met irl yrs ago like 6 yrs ago man
18:00 <slinky_J> not from the net
18:00 <slinky_J> we'll reconnect sometime but now isnt the time
18:00 <slinky_J> life is all about patience, beagle
20:00 <beagle> yep. when bottlo opens
20:00 <beagle> when taxi arrives
20:00 <slinky_J> me n my best mate we had a fight irl have a break, now we talkin again
20:00 <beagle> yeah
20:00 <slinky_J> couple longnecks would go down nice a little later on
21:00 <slinky_J> bit early right now
22:00 <beagle> go n get em
22:00 <beagle> suprise the shop ya drink early
22:00 <beagle> haha
22:00 <beagle> put em in fridge
22:00 <beagle> but they will allready be cold !
22:00 <beagle> :P
24:00 <slinky_J> nah
25:00 <slinky_J> i'll have a drink if i go out for dinner tonight/tomorrow
26:00 <slinky_J> it's too much for my body to drink consistently
26:00 <slinky_J> and consecutive days of drinking are long behind me
27:00 <beagle> 28% or so of australia drinks often to get drunk.
27:00 <beagle> you quit now youre a minority !
27:00 <beagle> cause only 28% of people move !
31:00 <beagle> tasty sandwich!
31:00 <slinky_J> rather be the minority
33:00 <slinky_J> i guess it's okay if you don't have a dream to chase and don't mind sitting around on the net at forty dude
33:00 <beagle> well na couple longneck beers wouldnt hurt cha
34:00 <beagle> u had that idea rite
34:00 <beagle> i drank beer instead of getting anaesthetic at dentist once !
34:00 <beagle> im not 40
34:00 <beagle> proportions huh slinky_J
34:00 <slinky_J> legacy
34:00 <beagle> yeah by then ill be either really fat or a rake
35:00 <slinky_J> how about
35:00 <Mew> beagle has dreams to chase
35:00 <Mew> he dreams of more goon when his goon runs out
35:00 <Mew> we have similar dreams actually
35:00 <slinky_J> instead, by then you'll either be really broke and ill, or successful and content.
35:00 <beagle> actually i have a better time with 2x casks than 1x
35:00 <beagle> perhaps actually slinky_J
35:00 <beagle> licence returned next year
35:00 <beagle> but they want me to have interlock
35:00 <Mew> whoa beagle
35:00 <beagle> about 900 bucks of interlock 
35:00 <Mew> do you go the 4L or the 5L?
36:00 <beagle> 2l
36:00 <beagle> port !
36:00 <slinky_J> you should try not drinking
36:00 <Mew> yeezus christ
36:00 <slinky_J> see how bored you become
36:00 <slinky_J> and desperate to do something
36:00 <beagle> yeah easier if i get back licence , a car, and find work or volentary , church AA meetings n things that i , kinda missed out on
36:00 <beagle> just endless vodka up till losing bloody licence
36:00 <slinky_J> yeah man
36:00 <Mew> someone had port at a party on saturday night and i was drinking goon with a shot of gin in it and i decided some port would really finish it off
36:00 <slinky_J> but in the mean time
36:00 <Mew> i vommed so hard 
37:00 <beagle> well, i spose port is required taste shit
37:00 <slinky_J> if you just lower your consumption of alcohol and put that cash toward things that entertain you
37:00 <beagle> it aint exactly fantastic , quite sugary , high in alc about 17.5
37:00 <Mew> acquired taste?
37:00 <slinky_J> and find something you're interested in and do it at home, any kind of project
37:00 <beagle> did have that one in mind slinky_J
37:00 <slinky_J> yeah
37:00 <Mew> i can drink port if its the only thing im drinking and we're fishing late at night
37:00 <Mew> but its not for mixing
37:00 <Mew> by any means
38:00 <beagle> port wine, its okay but so alcoholic its best done no more 1 times a week for me
38:00 <slinky_J> port's nice in winter
38:00 <beagle> well its winter or spring lol i forget
38:00 <beagle> its cold either way 
38:00 <slinky_J> spring is next month
38:00 <beagle> thought so
38:00 <beagle> we get long winters n quick summers
39:00 <slinky_J> i wouldnt know about that
39:00 <beagle> in city down there in city temp seems to almost always stay same
39:00 <beagle> it isnt like that here
39:00 <beagle> can be really really cold at times
40:00 <beagle> during these months my heater almost 24/7
40:00 <beagle> then few warm days in summer but most of it is wayyyyyyyyyyy easier to live with than city heat
40:00 <beagle> !
41:00 <slinky_J> i dont think about it
46:00 <beagle> why would u ya had or have aircon 
46:00 <beagle> theres new ones tho 
46:00 <beagle> 700 bucks do both heat n cool
46:00 <beagle> anyway
46:00 <beagle> im bored
46:00 <beagle> bored is good for me sorta, means i have no smokes
46:00 <beagle> hah.
46:00 <slinky_J> look something up n have a read
46:00 <beagle> yer
47:00 <beagle> c64 books
47:00 <beagle> they came with the 3 c64s'
47:00 <beagle> how to program and all about the commodore 64
47:00 <beagle> kinda old books
47:00 <beagle> but its not hard to start off this way even tho longgggggggggggg while after
47:00 <beagle> it would take AGES learning how to program them tho
47:00 <slinky_J> get onto it
47:00 <beagle> but thats part of the fun
47:00 <beagle> .....
48:00 <slinky_J> if ur bored, go for a nice walk
48:00 <slinky_J> sunny out
48:00 <TheRon> give yourself a really good seeing to
50:00 <FredFlinstone> :P
55:00 <FredFlinstone> dinner TheRon ?
55:00 <TheRon> not now
55:00 <FredFlinstone> when you do
56:00 <FredFlinstone> what having?
56:00 <TheRon> snags
56:00 <FredFlinstone> noiceee
56:00 <FredFlinstone> and mash?
56:00 <FredFlinstone> peas and gravy
56:00 <FredFlinstone> with bcon
56:00 <FredFlinstone> bacon
56:00 <TheRon> mash and some gratinated vegies
56:00 <FredFlinstone> oooeerrrrr
56:00 <TheRon> don't like gravy
57:00 <FredFlinstone> I knnow thats why I said it lol
57:00 <FredFlinstone> you be the first I heard that from
57:00 <TheRon> not liking gravy??
57:00 <FredFlinstone> I luuuuuuuuuuuuvvvvvv gravy
57:00 <FredFlinstone> yeah
57:00 <damio> gravy
57:00 <damio> :)
57:00 <FredFlinstone> sopping it up after with bread is the bestest
57:00 <damio> deb n ravy
57:00 <FredFlinstone> deb?
58:00 <TheRon> if a sauce is done properly i'll eat it but.......
58:00 <damio> I prefer deb to real mash
58:00 <damio> lol
58:00 <TheRon> fake mash
58:00 <FredFlinstone> oh no
58:00 <FredFlinstone> fuck please
58:00 <FredFlinstone> thats is total shit
58:00 <damio> laarves it
58:00 <FredFlinstone> full of disgusting things
58:00 <damio> yumm
58:00 <damio> it's so smooth
58:00 <FredFlinstone> yeah I know smooth like kero
00:00 <FredFlinstone> I couldnt believe it when I first met my wife her mum used to add that to her tuna patties
00:00 <FredFlinstone> I suck wtf
00:00 <FredFlinstone> siad
00:00 <FredFlinstone> from then on the used real spuds
00:00 <FredFlinstone> she
00:00 <FredFlinstone> fingers are fucked tonight lol
01:00 <TheRon> too much fingerbanging
01:00 <FredFlinstone> lol
01:00 <FredFlinstone> putting in my offer tonight he should have it tomorrow 
01:00 <FredFlinstone> see what he says
01:00 <TheRon> nice
01:00 <FredFlinstone> maybe lol
01:00 <FredFlinstone> I am in no hurry
02:00 <FredFlinstone> need to knock down the old cubbie to fit it under the carport
03:00 <TheRon> does the wife know about this?
03:00 <FredFlinstone> nfi
03:00 <FredFlinstone> dont care
03:00 <FredFlinstone> not her money
03:00 <FredFlinstone> she didnt know about the car lol
04:00 <FredFlinstone> then told everyone we were in financial trouble 
04:00 <FredFlinstone> hahahaha she has NFI!
04:00 <FredFlinstone> she knows I will be buying one eventually
05:00 <FredFlinstone> and going up the coast
05:00 <TheRon> whatever works
05:00 <FredFlinstone> indeed
05:00 <FredFlinstone> she winges too much I just say ah well fuck off or sell the house easy
07:00 <TheRon> women should know their role
07:00 <FredFlinstone> their place lol
07:00 <FredFlinstone> nah they think they rule the world
07:00 <FredFlinstone> not in my house
07:00 <FredFlinstone> its gone too much the other way now
07:00 <TheRon> swift backhander?
07:00 <FredFlinstone> no lol
07:00 <FredFlinstone> I am not violent
08:00 <FredFlinstone> a good tongue lashing does the trick
09:00 <MuslimRape> lol
09:00 <FredFlinstone> oh no
09:00 <MuslimRape> np: [Niggas On The Moon pt. 1 [2014]][Death Grips - Big Dipper.mp3]
09:00 <TheRon> anybody else find this nick offensive?
09:00 <MuslimRape> fucking got me a ps4 today
10:00 <MuslimRape> hahaha
10:00 <MuslimRape> cry moare
10:00 <MuslimRape> fucking towel heads fuck off
11:00 <MuslimRape> tele stubbies
11:00 <TheRon> durkha durkha?
11:00 <MuslimRape> nothing wrong with my nick
11:00 <MuslimRape> im sure alot of people here hate muslims
11:00 <milk> you're unemployed and sit around drink beers in front children's tv?
11:00 <MuslimRape> the reason they cop so much hate is because of the majority of their race consists of martyrs
11:00 <MuslimRape> and fucking terrorists
11:00 <slinky_J> ehehe
12:00 <MuslimRape> np: [Niggas On The Moon pt. 1 [2014]][Death Grips - Billy Not Really.mp3]
13:00 <MuslimRape> anyone here like death grips
13:00 <slinky_J> woo faux downloading STOKER!
14:00 <MuslimRape> man i cant fucking wait for the new avalanches album
14:00 <MuslimRape> the long overdue avalanches album
19:00 <MuslimRape> np: [Niggas On The Moon pt. 1 [2014]][Death Grips - Fuck Me Out.mp3]
22:00 <slinky_J> who are death grips
23:00 <MuslimRape> np: [Niggas On The Moon pt. 1 [2014]][Death Grips - Have A Sad Cum.mp3]
23:00 <TheRon> does offensive shit like that really pull the chicks?
23:00 <Serenity> death grips when the tip of your cock goes blue
23:00 <Serenity> oh..
24:00 <slinky_J> is that some racist band?
24:00 <TheRon> MuslimRape: likes muslim rape porn
24:00 <MuslimRape> nope
25:00 <slinky_J> kewl as i dling Stoker and I, Frankenstein
25:00 <TheRon> i like boobs
25:00 <slinky_J> sezz faux said this Stoker is brills
25:00 <Serenity> whats it about
25:00 <TheRon> it's like porky's
26:00 <slinky_J> um
26:00 <slinky_J> one sec
26:00 <slinky_J> o fk
26:00 <MuslimRape> porkys is a fucking sweet series of movies
26:00 <TheRon> classy
26:00 <slinky_J> i pm u
26:00 <slinky_J> its got good comments on pirate bay too eheh
27:00 <MuslimRape> np: [Niggas On The Moon pt. 1 [2014]][Death Grips - Say Hey Kid.mp3]
27:00 <MuslimRape> lol downloading from pb
27:00 <MuslimRape> what a n00b
27:00 <MuslimRape> u wont be able to soon anyway
27:00 <MuslimRape> n00bs like u wont know what to do to bypass the governments bullshit
28:00 <slinky_J> ?
28:00 <slinky_J> okie
28:00 <MuslimRape> the filter bullshit to block torrent websites
28:00 <slinky_J> ok ok
28:00 <slinky_J> im already in tears
29:00 <slinky_J> please please stop..
29:00 <MuslimRape> lulz
29:00 <slinky_J> lol
30:00 <slinky_J> i watchin non stop wif liam neeson, i got my pants off n im fingering my manpussy
30:00 <MuslimRape> ...
31:00 <slinky_J> wot is dis https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xap1/v/t1.0-9/10505336_688901811198753_6953425873482923068_n.jpg?oh=5109480da2bbb112ccb879cb9fb0a95a&oe=5440EDF8&__gda__=1413202980_b84f358fd69f9c22db48c2bbadf29ed1
31:00 <slinky_J> ?
31:00 <slinky_J> lols
32:00 <Serenity> I see
32:00 <Serenity> boobies
32:00 <TheRon> bigguns
32:00 <druff> snog marry or avoid?
33:00 <TheRon> boob grab
33:00 <druff> nice n pale :D
33:00 <druff> and who doesnt like dragons..
33:00 <slinky_J> ^5 sezz u sees correct
33:00 <MuslimRape> hale and pace
33:00 <slinky_J> old
34:00 <ShadowLurker> norks
34:00 <MuslimRape> cum on norks
34:00 <slinky_J> oldsaggynorkz
34:00 <druff> norgs?
34:00 <MuslimRape> deep throat the old slut
34:00 <TheRon> norgs
36:00 <ShadowLurker> boozies
36:00 <slinky_J> liam neeson is really big huh
36:00 <Serenity> I like boobies
36:00 <slinky_J> wonder if he has a huge irish cock
36:00 <Serenity> ask him
36:00 <MuslimRape> lol slinky
36:00 <slinky_J> like a fucking fist
36:00 <MuslimRape> are u gay cunt
36:00 <slinky_J> his knob b
36:00 <slinky_J> LOL
36:00 <MuslimRape> u gay cnt
36:00 <Serenity> lol post on his fb "do you have a giant irish dong"
36:00 <MuslimRape> lol
36:00 <ShadowLurker> u seem angry
36:00 <MuslimRape> wtf slinky
36:00 <MuslimRape> are u gay man
37:00 <MuslimRape> liam neeson cock
37:00 <MuslimRape> fucking hell why would u talk
37:00 <Serenity> don't need to be gay to appreciate a big donga mate
37:00 <slinky_J> werdz
37:00 <MuslimRape> how come
37:00 <slinky_J> because men like phallus
37:00 <slinky_J> skyscrapers
37:00 <Serenity> alls fair in love and dongs
37:00 <slinky_J> monuments that reach into the sky
37:00 <ShadowLurker> cos everyones bi
37:00 <slinky_J> IT'S ALL ABOUT DONGA
38:00 <MuslimRape> goosh
38:00 <Serenity> pulsating tubes of man meat
38:00 <ShadowLurker> get a dick up ya
38:00 <FredFlinstone> lmao
38:00 <ShadowLurker> LOL
38:00 <MuslimRape> gaping hole
39:00 <MuslimRape> fredflinstone i wonder if he has a big cock
39:00 <MuslimRape> or a china dick
39:00 <Serenity> throbbing masses of love flesh
39:00 <FredFlinstone> who?
39:00 <FredFlinstone> me?
39:00 <MuslimRape> fred flinstone
39:00 <MuslimRape> no the cartoon
39:00 <FredFlinstone> no wondering about it
39:00 <FredFlinstone> of course he has
39:00 <ShadowLurker> someone needs a dick
39:00 <slinky_J> heaving Neeson's tyranocock 
39:00 <FredFlinstone> do tell who ShadowLurker 
39:00 <slinky_J> making love to a volcano
39:00 <ShadowLurker> isnt it obvious
40:00 <FredFlinstone> nah I just cam back
40:00 <FredFlinstone> that one with the awful nick?
40:00 <Serenity> squirting forces of fuck
40:00 <slinky_J> lol
40:00 <Serenity> soz.
40:00 <Serenity> im done
40:00 <FredFlinstone> geez
40:00 <ShadowLurker> *02:38:07 PM* <Serenity> pulsating tubes of man meat *02:39:06 PM* <Serenity> throbbing masses of love flesh *02:40:21 PM* <Serenity> squirting forces of fuck
40:00 <ShadowLurker> :)
40:00 <FredFlinstone> getting hot in here
40:00 <Serenity> lol
41:00 <slinky_J> uh oh
41:00 <slinky_J> u did it now
41:00 <TheRon> for god's sake keep your clothes on
41:00 <ShadowLurker> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rgnjHo0BXX4
41:00 <slinky_J> expect a long nite tonite sezz
41:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Twiztid - Darkness - The Green Book ( Aug 5, 2014) 3:23 - Category: Entertainment - 10 views - 2 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
41:00 <Serenity> bash me with your turkey baster
41:00 <ShadowLurker> LOL
41:00 <FredFlinstone> lollllllll
41:00 <slinky_J> haha
41:00 <ShadowLurker> shes gunna explode if she doesnt get a dick in her in the next 12min 22seconds
42:00 <Serenity> lol
42:00 <FredFlinstone> lmao
42:00 <slinky_J> LOL
42:00 <Serenity> excuse me
42:00 <Serenity> thats just rude
42:00 <ShadowLurker> amiwrong
42:00 <Serenity> yes
42:00 <Serenity> 9.6 minutes
42:00 <ShadowLurker> oh right
42:00 <FredFlinstone> hahahahaha
42:00 <ShadowLurker> my fuckerometer must be in need of colibration
42:00 <ShadowLurker> calibration*
43:00 <Serenity> lol
43:00 <FredFlinstone> lol
43:00 <FredFlinstone> h getting all sexcited too
43:00 <slinky_J> ahahaha i wondered y neeson had gaffa tape goin on a plane
43:00 <slinky_J> tape the vents n have a cig!
45:00 <Serenity> put your boozie taps in me mouf plz
45:00 <slinky_J> i haz to wear socks, doctors orders coz when i look at my feet i get confused tryin to figure what happended to my opposible thumb
45:00 <Serenity> hi
46:00 <slinky_J> BE CALM and SEX ShadowLurker
46:00 <Serenity> lol
46:00 <slinky_J> lol
46:00 <slinky_J> u read pm?
46:00 <Serenity> oh nup lol on me mobile 
46:00 <Serenity> hang
46:00 <slinky_J> oh k
46:00 <slinky_J> ima go pewp cause i gotta do one disgusting thing a day.
46:00 <TheRon> if this our last goodbye.........
47:00 <Serenity> sounds good but
53:00 <TheRon> That night over at Johnny's place Well this chick got up and she slapped Johnny's face Man we just fell about the place If that chick don't want to know, forget her
01:00 <TheRon> hello
03:00 <TheRon> we didnt start the fire it was always burnin' since the world's been turnin
05:00 <beagle> billy joel wrote that song for his neice
06:00 <beagle> who told him that nothing happened in his history
06:00 <TheRon> probably true
06:00 <beagle> it IS true. isnt that fantasticamo
06:00 <TheRon> he also said it was the easiest song he ever wrote
06:00 <beagle> yeah, probably true
11:00 <simba> http://youtu.be/WIfcKy-VcXo
11:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Harry Roy & His Orchestra "My Girl's Pussy" (1931) (Sep 9, 2008) 3:16 - Category: Music - 536,347 - 3,330 likes (98.8%), 39 dislikes (1.2%)
13:00 <TheRon> johnno got off
13:00 <TheRon> what's conca gonna get??
15:00 <TheRon> i got like a beer, want some?
15:00 <simba> no idea
15:00 <simba> didnt c what they did
16:00 <TheRon> conca thumped a bloke in the head from behind as he was making his way to the bench
16:00 <simba> oh i saw that 1
16:00 <simba> didnt see what SJ did 
16:00 <FredFlinstone> 2 weeks i reckon
17:00 <TheRon> johnno kneed that scott thompson
17:00 <FredFlinstone> lol sort of
17:00 <TheRon> very lightly
17:00 <FredFlinstone> I reckon
17:00 <FredFlinstone> wife was saying omg he got off
17:00 <FredFlinstone> I said ffs its not netball
17:00 <beagle> u havva wife?
18:00 <FredFlinstone> nah I just made her up
18:00 <beagle> ha
18:00 <TheRon> his wife she died, now he has a new wife
18:00 <beagle> u must b in your 40s ?
18:00 <FredFlinstone> must I
18:00 <beagle> come to think of it, no
18:00 <FredFlinstone> ok
18:00 <FredFlinstone> you no better than I
19:00 <beagle> in your own way
19:00 <beagle> man im hungry
19:00 <beagle> i ate a sandwich mustard pickle and champagne ham
19:00 <beagle> so i need like 3 more
19:00 <TheRon> for man?
19:00 <FredFlinstone> lol souds like it
20:00 <TheRon> freedom isn't free, it costs folks like you and me
20:00 <beagle> taking working slaving
20:00 <beagle> and voting for .... aliens
21:00 <FredFlinstone> aliens are cool especially the lizards
21:00 <simba> America stands for freedom but if you think you're free try walking into a deli and urinating on the cheese
22:00 <TheRon> team america is genius
22:00 <simba> i h8d that sh!!!t
22:00 <druff> how about how a high prcentage of them is incarcerated
24:00 <beagle> how high
24:00 <beagle> usa ?
24:00 <TheRon> is there a bear patrol in alaska?
24:00 <beagle> yeah
25:00 <beagle> cause they care
25:00 <beagle> google :)
25:00 <TheRon> gentle ben gets me everytime
27:00 <Ana_Ng> yeah sometimes there is
27:00 <TheRon> like on the simpsons?
27:00 <Ana_Ng> when you have a problem bear
28:00 <Ana_Ng> stealing pies 
28:00 <TheRon> damn yogi
28:00 <Ana_Ng> i have not seen that episode
29:00 <TheRon> in the new yogi bear movie, is rob schneider playing yogi?
30:00 <simba> did u see the episode where yogi spammed up irc in a fit of rage
30:00 <milk> how much can a koala bear?
31:00 <TheRon> bass was just sitting there not getting into not getting out out of it, what is bass straight or something?
34:00 <simba> yes
34:00 <slinky_J> OBAMA MAMA LLAMA
34:00 <slinky_J> BANANA
34:00 <slinky_J> i dont like your altitude.
35:00 <simba> uh oh, josh is all hyped up on sugar
35:00 <simba> Hahahahahahaha.
35:00 <slinky_J> HAHAHAHAHA nup
35:00 <slinky_J> just smiles
35:00 <Serenity> HOSE ME WITH YOUR VEINY SEED DEMON
35:00 <slinky_J> AND PICS OF SEZZ IN BED https://scontent-a-lax.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfp1/t1.0-9/10524730_688901877865413_3791873768503060000_n.jpg
35:00 <slinky_J> AHAHAHAHAHA
35:00 <simba> hi Serenity
35:00 <slinky_J> OWNED
36:00 <Serenity> HI SIMBA
36:00 <simba> thats better
36:00 <TheRon> whats the diff between owned and pwned?
36:00 <slinky_J> so ownd!!!!!
36:00 <simba> spelling
36:00 <Serenity> ones for faggots and ones for bigger faggots
36:00 <TheRon> thought so
36:00 <slinky_J> phwned
36:00 <slinky_J> mmm faggots and chips
37:00 <simba> its a trick to see whos a noob.. those who pronounce the p are noobs
37:00 <Crip> Special on the new anti-terrorism internet laws on Hack on triple j now. Stream it now @ http://www.abc.net.au/triplej/player/triplej.htm or http://www.abc.net.au/res/streaming/audio/windows/triple_j.asx in your fav media player
37:00 <Serenity> PLUNGE ME WITH YOUR FIRM CYCLOPS
37:00 <slinky_J> in watch dogs its pwned or phwned
37:00 <TheRon> icehouse - crazy
37:00 <Serenity> what is the h for
37:00 <slinky_J> oh i forgot to try running 360 thru xbone 
38:00 <slinky_J> dunno
38:00 <simba> gay people
38:00 <TheRon> matthew?
38:00 <simba> yes if that helps u
38:00 <slinky_J> lol
38:00 <slinky_J> the only gay in the village
38:00 <slinky_J> is matthew hot
38:00 <slinky_J> coz hes welsh n i havent rooted a welsh person
38:00 <TheRon> i've heard chris has just discovered the joys of rimming
38:00 <Serenity> chris who
38:00 <simba> do u really think matthew would bang u
39:00 <slinky_J> i love licking a girls asshole
39:00 <TheRIddler> lol
39:00 <slinky_J> me? im not fat or ugly
39:00 <TheRIddler> never go ass to mouth
39:00 <Serenity> no one said you were fat or ugly
39:00 <Serenity> lol
39:00 <simba> what if fat and ugly is his type?
39:00 <slinky_J> i got this hispanic mo goin 
39:00 <TheRIddler> arthur is racist
39:00 <Serenity> i reckon matthew would be into zac efron types
40:00 <simba> do you think he would wanna bang you just cos hes gay and youre male
40:00 <simba> lol
40:00 <TheRon> gays are such sluts
40:00 <slinky_J> then he can go fuck picard
40:00 <slinky_J> even picard is part welsh
40:00 <Serenity> are you saying picard looks like zac erfon
40:00 <Serenity> efron
40:00 <simba> what the fuck is going on 
40:00 <slinky_J> i been tellin mum of my prediction of bald men taking over
40:00 <TheRon> my first name is welsh thats it
40:00 <Serenity> i dont actually know lol
40:00 <slinky_J> so everytime we are out and theres a bald guy i look at her and nod toward him
40:00 <slinky_J> hahaha
41:00 <simba> slinky_J has a script that randomly adds "part welsh" to his lines
41:00 <slinky_J> my surname is scotish coz dad was scot
41:00 <slinky_J> simba_J
41:00 <slinky_J> <3
41:00 <TheRon> stevie_j
42:00 <slinky_J> lol u can hook up a wii u to xbox one
42:00 <TheRIddler> the hispanic is a sport genious
42:00 <slinky_J> no simba is a J tho
42:00 <slinky_J> so it makes sense he join up
42:00 <slinky_J> FIGHT FOR THE CAUSE
43:00 <slinky_J> haha ps4 running thru xbox one
43:00 <simba> Hahahahahahahaha
43:00 <simba> thats fucking crazy
43:00 <simba> because sony and microsoft are competitiors so to imagine them working togtether is just ahahahahah oh my god
44:00 <slinky_J> xbox inception
44:00 <slinky_J> xbox one thru xbox one thru xbox one
44:00 <slinky_J> LOL
44:00 <simba> HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
44:00 <simba> WHAT THE FUCK
44:00 <slinky_J> lol
44:00 <slinky_J> 360 thru xbox one thru xbox one
44:00 <slinky_J> wtf
44:00 <simba> HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
44:00 <slinky_J> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Lm5bM7F8Dk
44:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Playing Xbox 360 Through Two Xbox Ones ( Nov 19, 2013) 1:10 - Category: Gaming - 78,197 - 275 likes (90.2%), 30 dislikes (9.8%)
45:00 <slinky_J> and microsoft cant patch this up hahaha
45:00 <TheRon> do you have basketball on xbox one?
46:00 <slinky_J> yes
46:00 <TheRon> good stuff
46:00 <slinky_J> fk im watching a movie right now on 360 but i wana try this 
46:00 <TheRIddler> there's no need to do that now
47:00 <TheRIddler> the ps4 is updated to capture
47:00 <TheRIddler> *allow
47:00 <slinky_J> yea
51:00 <slinky_J> haha u can do ps3 aswell!
53:00 <TheRon> i like boobs and sport
54:00 <beagle> me2
54:00 <beagle> a lot 
54:00 <beagle> boob
54:00 <Ana_Ng> handbra
54:00 <beagle> easy
54:00 <beagle> but what sport do you like
54:00 <TheRon> Ana_Ng: please  post it
55:00 <slinky_J> let's see if this works in australia
55:00 <TheRon> i asked nicely
55:00 <beagle> do you have a life ron
55:00 <TheRon> no, you?
56:00 <beagle> sometimes i get the feeling i have a good life and happy
56:00 <beagle> most time just thinking about sport and women
56:00 <beagle> money lol
56:00 <beagle> everything that cant be had
56:00 <beagle> a job
56:00 <beagle> holidays
56:00 <beagle> hrmm
56:00 <beagle> i found 5 bucks and it aint nuff for smokes kinda wish it was
56:00 <slinky_J> put it away
56:00 <slinky_J> save it!
57:00 <beagle> it was in 1996
57:00 <beagle> that price was
57:00 <beagle> pack 50 horizon for 3 bucks
57:00 <TheRon> i found a peanut on the floor once
57:00 <beagle> oh well tuesday hungry jacks is still around when they demolish maccas and put in a hj
57:00 <slinky_J> HAH
57:00 <slinky_J> IT FUCKEN WORKS
57:00 <slinky_J> LMAO
58:00 <TheRon> don't wanna be your monkey wrench
58:00 <beagle> foo fighters
58:00 <beagle> say no more lets go to youtube
58:00 <beagle> hrmm
58:00 <beagle> i spend it listening to crazy stuff.
58:00 <beagle> tho other day rang my isp cuz drunk wanted music and youtube videos didnt load
58:00 <beagle> er, they couldnt do anything
59:00 <beagle> but i thought it was the option they just didnt if they could fix it
59:00 <beagle> works most time so its ok, i guess
59:00 <beagle> i used to of course keepvid.com so i didnt have to load the video on it again
59:00 <TheRon> you talk a lot
59:00 <slinky_J> i got xbox 360 goin thru xbox one beagle
59:00 <beagle> but it doesnt work anymore keepvid.com let you download videos off youtube hrm didnt last time i tried 
00:00 <beagle> well ron, you hardly speak, and yet you still talk a lot of shit, so, yeah ok thanks for your imput
00:00 <beagle> mad fuck
01:00 <TheRon> mad as fuck is a shaun micallef show
05:00 <TheRon> what's james taylor doing singing about prostitutes to the children, get out of here james taylor!
06:00 <beagle> well kids probably hate prostitutes
06:00 <beagle> so he is on their side
06:00 <beagle> i sure dont like prostitudes much either too expensive
06:00 <beagle> escort 
06:00 <beagle> PACK!
06:00 <beagle> :P
07:00 <beagle> my brother is like james taylor , but not rich 
07:00 <beagle> but sings n plays guitar quite well.
07:00 <beagle> he made a few hundred in half an hour, twice, putting on a gig
08:00 <TheRon> you pay for dinner drinks and the film with no gaurantee of sex at the end
08:00 <TheRon> who's cheaper now
08:00 <beagle> if youre ugly like you ron
08:00 <beagle> :)
08:00 <beagle> haha .
08:00 <beagle> oh well go by yourself
08:00 <beagle> i used to pub meal all time it was kewl
09:00 <TheRon> lamb shanks?
09:00 <beagle> what is a shank ?
09:00 <TheRon> serious?
09:00 <beagle> we dont use word shank
09:00 <beagle> i dont know word shank
09:00 <beagle> steak
09:00 <beagle> not shank
09:00 <beagle> shank is rather different
10:00 <beagle> rather
10:00 <beagle> sounds tasty tho
10:00 <TheRon> good stuff
10:00 <slinky_J> a shank is when a mother sheep gets fucked off with u eatin its lamb and shanks you with its kids BONES
10:00 <beagle> irish stew i read ingredients mum got a can of the shit it has mutton , kinda disgusting too hard of meat
10:00 <beagle> im like wtf mum 
10:00 <beagle> and threw it out tried some wasnt good
10:00 <beagle> just avoiding mutton
10:00 <beagle> here and there lol
10:00 <beagle> those stupid canned foods hardly have any food
10:00 <TheRon> get some goat
10:00 <beagle> so
11:00 <beagle> lets all go to pub ! :)
11:00 <beagle> i cant till friday tho
11:00 <beagle> cough if i was in vic i would meet ya there
11:00 <TheRon> pints?
11:00 <beagle> youre on
11:00 <beagle> atleast 10 pints
11:00 <beagle> :)
11:00 <TheRon> drink you under the table
11:00 <slinky_J> u guys drinking?
11:00 <beagle> how many u aiming for , until broke and next time ha
11:00 <TheRon> i am yes
12:00 <slinky_J> noice
12:00 <beagle> u am what yes a drunk ?
12:00 <beagle> heh
12:00 <beagle> i medium drunk
12:00 <beagle> was really bad for years always beer n wine
12:00 <slinky_J> ur drinking beagle?
12:00 <beagle> rather heavy on it for while i slowed down had to
12:00 <TheRon> is beagle drinking?
12:00 <beagle> nope
12:00 <TheRon> damn
14:00 <TheRon> slinky_J: you like the movie zulu??
14:00 <beagle> not tonight josephine
14:00 <beagle> zulu doesnt that mean infinity
14:00 <TheRon> white man holding the black man down
14:00 <doctor> TheRon handles his drink well
15:00 <TheRon> i do
15:00 <doctor> always drinking but always polite and decent
15:00 <doctor> more people need to be like TheRon
15:00 <TheRon> when i start doing neil diamond numbers its time to stop
15:00 <slinky_J> zulu
15:00 <slinky_J> doesnt ring a bell
15:00 <doctor> lol
15:00 <TheRon> michael caine i think
15:00 <TheRon> it's old
15:00 <slinky_J> cool
15:00 <slinky_J> ill check it out
16:00 <TheRon> it's like 300 only set in south africa 
17:00 <simba> who is older: TheRon or michael caine?
17:00 <Fez> Boobs
17:00 <TheRon> the perrenial question
17:00 <slinky_J> Morgan Freeman
17:00 <slinky_J> it's novelty to have Morgan Freeman in every film
17:00 <TheRon> i think we need morgan freeman to explain irc
18:00 <slinky_J> he cant be that smart
18:00 <TheRon> he explains everything else
18:00 <slinky_J> when he's in a film titled Lucy, and people only use 10 percent of their brains
18:00 <TheRon> every convoluted plot line, along come morgan freeman to explain it
18:00 <simba> Hahahahahahahahaahahaha.
18:00 <slinky_J> Gary Oldman is the greatest actor to ever live
19:00 <slinky_J> that's why i liked End Of Watch, the characters don't explain the story to eachother = explaining it to us
19:00 <TheRon> for christ sake the little river band can't still be going
20:00 <TheRon> peter greenaway slinky_J ?
20:00 <slinky_J> peter greenaway?
20:00 <TheRon> you like his movies?
21:00 <slinky_J> Gary Oldman's?
21:00 <TheRon> the cook the theif the wife and his lover?
21:00 <slinky_J> Tom Hardy stated that he thinks G Oldman is that
21:00 <TheRon> a naked helen mirren
22:00 <TheRon> gary oldman is so good i don't really know what he looks like
23:00 <simba> he can look like a lot of things to be fair
23:00 <TheRon> my fave villain is alan rickman in die hard
23:00 <simba> TheRon http://i.imgur.com/yhFOb.jpg
23:00 <slinky_J> i like this https://scontent-b-lax.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/1919633_10152728046269415_5909467434256777333_n.jpg?oh=b04482be3737258a4a5f50670307dabe&oe=54536A28
24:00 <slinky_J> that's the thing, Gary Oldman is different in every film, no matter how close you get to seeing the real Gary Oldman, he is allusive!
24:00 <Ana_Ng> illusive
24:00 <slinky_J> I bet he is Michael J Fox.
24:00 <slinky_J> im pretty sure i meant allusive
24:00 <TheRon> Ana_Ng: norgs or norks?
25:00 <slinky_J> as in allusion.
25:00 <TheRon> norks make no sense to me
25:00 <slinky_J> wait
25:00 <slinky_J> illusion
25:00 <slinky_J> i poofterchooked
25:00 <TheRon> elusive?
26:00 <beagle> tourettes ?
26:00 <Ana_Ng> olusion
26:00 <slinky_J> i meant elusive
26:00 <TheRon> fuck
26:00 <slinky_J> yer
26:00 <slinky_J> stupid words
26:00 <slinky_J> lol
26:00 <simba> owned
27:00 <slinky_J> PHONED!
27:00 <TheRon> simba you're still half op, well done
27:00 <slinky_J> half a wheel of cheese
27:00 <TheRon> FUBAR!
27:00 <simba> half way there
28:00 <TheRon> who takes a slice of cheese from the wheel and slaps between two slices of bread i as kyou
29:00 <TheRon> you'd have to be crazy
29:00 <[Maverick]> not the wheel of cheese incident 
29:00 <TheRon> we're never to speak of it again
29:00 <TheRon> chaired by yourself?
30:00 <TheRIddler> kingswood country is on
30:00 <[Maverick]> of course 
30:00 <TheRon> dear god
30:00 <TheRIddler> great show
30:00 <TheRIddler> lol he's going to a datsun convention
31:00 <TheRIddler> and there's a holden convention on at the same time lol
31:00 <beagle> kool
31:00 <simba> yes sire
32:00 <simba> http://youtu.be/Q3HdKcy0T5E
32:00 <TheRIddler> retirement villages look great
32:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Kahn & Neek - Thief in the Law ( May 24, 2013) 4:24 - Category: Music - 4,230 - 54 likes (98.2%), 1 dislikes (1.8%)
32:00 <Skirmish> There is only one problem with working 1 day a week for a month. 
32:00 <Skirmish> Working that one day. 
32:00 <doctor> yeah there's no escape Skirmish
33:00 <Skirmish> It seems to come around so damn fast! 
33:00 <doctor> even if it were for just 10 minutes once per week
33:00 <doctor> whole week will revolve around that 10 minutes
33:00 <simba> yes sire
34:00 <Skirmish> It's meet the celebrant day tomorrow.  Nearly one year until I convince a woman to take my name and become my marital slave. 
34:00 <TheRIddler> he was a mole all along
34:00 <TheRon> do you know your fiancee yet?
34:00 <doctor> grats
35:00 <Skirmish> lol do I know her?  Is that a deep intellectual question? 
35:00 <TheRon> have you met her yet?
35:00 <Skirmish> ... I live with her.
35:00 <Skirmish> Why would I be having a meeting with a marriage celebrant otherwise? 
36:00 <TheRon> i thought you were gonna get marriied in one year, you just hadn't decided who yet
36:00 <Skirmish> Turn off irc TheRon ... you are drunk. 
36:00 <TheRon> am not
36:00 <TheRIddler> iron chef
36:00 <simba> duel of the iron mic
36:00 <Ana_Ng> r2
36:00 <Skirmish> lol yeah I know who I am getting married to ... we set a long date on the wedding to give us PLENTY of time to organise things.  We're both shift workers so the last thing we wanted was to have to rush. 
37:00 <TheRon> a keg, a spit a shed and a celebrant
37:00 <beagle> cool
38:00 <doctor> that sounds like a gay wedding TheRon
38:00 <TheRIddler> just do it at a botanical garden
38:00 <TheRon> nah
38:00 <beagle> we used to bbq from irc meets at adelaide botanic
38:00 <beagle> i used to do the cooking too
38:00 <TheRIddler> churches are too epensive
38:00 <beagle> churches expensive ?
38:00 <beagle> arent churches free
38:00 <TheRIddler> yes
38:00 <TheRIddler> for weddings
38:00 <beagle> oh wait... the priest etc
38:00 <beagle> reserving seats
39:00 <simba> i hate u beagle
39:00 <beagle> well
39:00 <beagle> sisters had it at their house
39:00 <simba> http://33.media.tumblr.com/691eee7b8a56e3b441e19b4172d275a0/tumblr_n69758AviY1qasop5o1_500.jpg
39:00 <beagle> oldest sister went to cairns with mum and nephew
39:00 <TheRIddler> we all hate beagle
40:00 <TheRIddler> today's theme ingredient is milk
40:00 <TheRIddler> that sounds easy
41:00 <TheRon> seymour butts
42:00 <simba> beagle is the male version of this btich http://31.media.tumblr.com/d7383ba7a766d24882e0006c92ff901e/tumblr_n1v0gp0JJO1qmuxe9o1_500.jpg
42:00 <simba> i just wanna be on television
42:00 <Skirmish> The wedding my partner wanted to get married in, if we were to use a church demanded that we do a 3 day long "Couples Session" with the church to see if we were "ready" to get married. 
42:00 <simba> damn
42:00 <Skirmish> Told that kiddy fiddling backward collar wearing fucker to get stuffed quick smart. 
42:00 <simba> fuck getting married in a church
42:00 <simba> house of pedo
43:00 <TheRon> south park depicts priests with naked boys with collar and leash
44:00 <Skirmish> TheRon: Our wedding has bare foot bowling!  That instantly makes it worth everyone growing a mullet over the next 12 months. 
44:00 <TheRIddler> on the loveboat
44:00 <TheRon> nice!
45:00 <TheRIddler> naked bowling
45:00 <TheRIddler> black n blue balls everywhere
45:00 <TheRIddler> :p
46:00 <TheRon> can't go wrong with barefoot bowls
46:00 <simba> yes sire
46:00 <TheRon> make sure the beers are flowing
47:00 <beagle> have a beach wedding
47:00 <TheRIddler> lawn bowls
47:00 <beagle> have a computer gaming wedding few rooms of computers
47:00 <beagle> LOL
47:00 <TheRon> ppl didn't like the pig spit and paddock idea
47:00 <TheRIddler> nude beach wedding
48:00 <beagle> yep starkers at the sandy parkers
48:00 <TheRon> a smurf wedding
48:00 <beagle> blue wedding
48:00 <Skirmish> This story warms my heart that humanity can yet be saved.  http://www.abc.net.au/news/2014-08-06/man-freed-after-leg-trapped-in-gap-on-perth-train-station/5652486
48:00 <TheRIddler> lol
49:00 <TheRIddler> then ppl on fb say the guy is a idiot
49:00 <Skirmish> TheRon: Bare foot bowls will run for about 2 hours, finger food and alcohol will be partaken in during this time, then it's inside the club to have dinner and finish the night off. 
49:00 <TheRIddler> fingering food
50:00 <TheRon> a lawn bowls strippergram for the bach party??
50:00 <TheRIddler> bacon n milk
50:00 <Skirmish> Not having a bach party. 
50:00 <TheRon> i'll be the strippergram for the bachelorette party
51:00 <TheRon> huh?
51:00 <Skirmish> I have no desire to attend my wedding feeling like shite because of shenanigans the night before. 
51:00 <TheRon> do it the week before
51:00 <Skirmish> Nah ... not going to bother. 
51:00 <Skirmish> I don't think she is keen to have a hens night either. 
51:00 <beagle> who r u marrying
51:00 <TheRon> you won't have a choice
52:00 <TheRon> the bach party isn't for the groom
52:00 <TheRIddler> get married on a ferry
53:00 <TheRon> get married in tehran
53:00 <beagle> lol
53:00 <beagle> bring my dinars
53:00 <beagle> bring back iraqi beer for me
53:00 <beagle> well tehran is that lebanon or iran 
53:00 <beagle> cant recall
54:00 <beagle> ooops thought was iraq
54:00 <TheRon> iran
54:00 <TheRon> devout muslim
54:00 <simba> kahn - tehran
54:00 <TheRIddler> but wouldn't his bride have to be 12yrs old
54:00 <Picard> romper?
54:00 <TheRon> yes!
54:00 <Skirmish> lol I wonder what would have happened if they pushed the train over on it's side. 
54:00 <Picard> train?
55:00 <TheRIddler> ok bbl
55:00 <Skirmish> TheRon: My best man will be 15yo.  I don't think he's going to make any pre wedding party all that big with an 8:30pm bed time. 
55:00 <TheRon> is pushing a train over the newengineering student prank?
55:00 <simba> is murdering ur gramps for fun immoral?
56:00 <TheRon> is there a 15 yo bridesmaid for him?
56:00 <Skirmish> TheRon: No bridesmaids.  Means no bitching about who does what, who wears what and who gets to dance with who. 
56:00 <slinky_J> that's where hacking came from
56:00 <slinky_J> pranks
56:00 <slinky_J> like putting a car on top of a building
56:00 <Skirmish> We've removed all the hassle from our wedding.  All potential problem causes have been eradicated. 
57:00 <TheRon> no traditional smorgasboard for the best man??
00:00 <slinky_J> TheRon you like the movie Arlington Road?
00:00 <TheRon> not particulary
00:00 <TheRon> jeff bridges?
02:00 <slinky_J> yeah
02:00 <slinky_J> my gf wanked me off durin that movie
02:00 <slinky_J> gave me head
02:00 <slinky_J> lols
02:00 <slinky_J> great movie
02:00 <slinky_J> i live on Arlington Terrace
02:00 <slinky_J> too bad hey or id take the sign
03:00 <simba> http://youtu.be/AjTuadFb7FE this is 4 TheRon
03:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Kahn & Neek - Percy (Maxx Baer Remix) ( Jan 28, 2014) 1:12 - Category: Entertainment - 990 views - 10 likes (90.9%), 1 dislikes (9.1%)
06:00 <simba> 4 slinky_J http://youtu.be/vxP9g3uVpm4
06:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Ol' Dirty Bastard feat. Kelis - Got Your Money (HD) Best Quality! ( Apr 25, 2012) 4:20 - Category: Music - 636,687 - 2,221 likes (92.8%), 172 dislikes (7.2%)
08:00 <TheRon> nickelback - if today was your last day
11:00 <TheRon> do you fuck on first date?
11:00 <TheRon> does your dad own a brewery??
12:00 <beagle> no i own a brewery
12:00 <TheRon> nice
12:00 <beagle> if i did 
12:00 <beagle> it would be coopers 
12:00 <beagle> :P
13:00 <TheRon> that boy needs therapy
13:00 <beagle> i just blew today about 10 really nice warm squeaky farts.
14:00 <beagle> they made a stench in the room for a few hours
14:00 <beagle> so i opened the window
14:00 <beagle> and farted more
14:00 <slinky_J> man
14:00 <slinky_J> liam neeson pwns
15:00 <TheRon> sean connery better
15:00 <slinky_J> dude
15:00 <slinky_J> i thought this movie would be rubbish
15:00 <slinky_J> as most movies set on planes are but its fkn great
15:00 <TheRon> yaken 3?
15:00 <slinky_J> lol no NON-STOP
16:00 <TheRon> i liked flyinh high
16:00 <beagle> yeah i think it was mid 80s movie perhaps early 80s
16:00 <beagle> one of those fucking insane 80s shows
16:00 <beagle> i liked the one on tv
16:00 <TheRon> 78 i think
16:00 <beagle> ages ago tho
16:00 <beagle> not a movie
16:00 <beagle> 'you cant do that on television'
17:00 <beagle> my commodore 64 is 1982, really old. one first ones
17:00 <TheRon> beagle get the coopers extra stout, it will sit you on your arse
17:00 <beagle> i want to replace the keyboard can i swap one from another that works to broken old working entire one 
17:00 <beagle> my brother likes extra stour
17:00 <beagle> stout
17:00 <beagle> i like pale, only , just about
18:00 <beagle> but often buy wine, as beers more expensive
18:00 <TheRon> fucking govt and excise
18:00 <beagle> lol
18:00 <beagle> 'we need aussies to excersize and work while we fuck around flying around in planes'
18:00 <TheRon> the bastards raised it
19:00 <beagle> raised what i thought you meant excersize
19:00 <beagle> i dont know what 'excise' is
19:00 <beagle> mums spose to be here really soon with smokes
19:00 <TheRon> the govt went the budgets in trouble the only way to solve it is to raise the price of beer
19:00 <beagle> :|
20:00 <beagle> oh. 
20:00 <beagle> yeah about here in sa about 7 bucks pint
20:00 <beagle> atm
20:00 <beagle> what is it in vic
20:00 <Picard> ffs beagle u are not dead yet
20:00 <TheRon> 8.50
20:00 <beagle> well 7.50 i think best i could find cept for the local one but beer costing less means shittier beer tho they always say 'this is good beer' lol
20:00 <beagle> smart folks i know buy their beer in a bottle at the pub
21:00 <beagle> so dollar more in vic
21:00 <TheRon> 10 bucks for the good stuff
21:00 <beagle> haw haw :)
21:00 <gir> $9 for super here
21:00 <beagle> 10 bucks for a pint .... are you going broke 
22:00 <gir> No. 
22:00 <TheRon> not toughing hahns
22:00 <gir> Cause I work.. And can afford it
22:00 <TheRon> or tooheys
22:00 <TheRon> 4 x sucks
23:00 <gir> How old are you Beagle? And you still get your mummy to buy you smokes
23:00 <TheRon> boags on tap i can drink all night
23:00 <gir> Golden Ale.. Nom
23:00 <gir> Or hoes
24:00 <TheRon> my guts don't like the squires
24:00 <gir> Kronenbourg on tap is quite delish as wel
24:00 <gir> I love it. 
24:00 <TheRon> whats that french one 1066 
24:00 <gir> Yah
25:00 <TheRon> yeah thats good stuff
25:00 <beagle> mum lends smoke money
25:00 <beagle> i have to be desperate before i ask.
25:00 <beagle> i smoke a lawt
25:00 <beagle> i usually have 3 packs a week
25:00 <beagle> i wanna make it perhaps 2 
25:00 <beagle> sometimes was only 1 50g a week
25:00 <gir> Of cock. 
25:00 <beagle> .
25:00 <beagle> yourent an idiot
26:00 <doctor> ration out the tailored cigarettes
26:00 <doctor> pouches are just too easy
26:00 <beagle> tailormades hrmmm dont smoke them no more, i dont like them either !
26:00 <TheRon> get your money for nothing and your checks for free
26:00 <doctor> i don't like the stains from pouch tobacco
27:00 <TheRon> doctor going to see sting and paul simon in feb?
27:00 <doctor> that would be nice
28:00 <TheRon> good show i reckon
28:00 <doctor> true
28:00 <TheRon> i think paul simon is bringing his wife so it should be good
28:00 <doctor> lol
29:00 <doctor> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tDl3bdE3YQA
29:00 <TheRon> if you don't get that joke you don't read the news
29:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Edie Brickell & New Bohemians - What I Am (Nov 30, 2009) 4:02 - Category: Music - 3,358,436 - 19,223 likes (98.5%), 297 dislikes (1.5%)
29:00 <beagle> doctor the stains even after 15 years arent too terrible from rollies, hrm cept on the thumb kinda brown
30:00 <doctor> yeah they need better filters
30:00 <gir> Lemon fixes that
30:00 <doctor> i just scrubbed with soap which seemed to have helped
31:00 <beagle> lemon to the rescue of bacco stains ?
31:00 <beagle> fixes 
31:00 <beagle> i would be lucky
31:00 <beagle> theyre under skin
31:00 <beagle> if they are there
31:00 <beagle> were other day
31:00 <beagle> checked again couldnt find any stains
31:00 <beagle> :/
32:00 <TheRon> gorillaz - DARE
33:00 <beagle> new 1 ?
33:00 <TheRon> new?
33:00 <gir> Yeah, it only came out yesterday
36:00 <TheRon> hootie and the blowfish - let her cry
37:00 <TheRon> extra stout 1.9 standards
39:00 <beagle> y do they have pipes n shit coming out of their heads and gay little human monkeys
39:00 <beagle> but the music is kewl :)
39:00 <TheRon> who?
42:00 <beagle> the guy who sings it
42:00 <beagle> and the monkey that dances
42:00 <beagle> youre dum
42:00 <beagle> GORILLAZ DARE !
42:00 <beagle> its ok.
42:00 <beagle> i watch start thinking its made for nightclub 
43:00 <gir> ...
43:00 <beagle> mums at shop buying smokes must be buying few things for herself
43:00 <beagle> like hrmmm 
43:00 <beagle> longer than i would expect
43:00 <beagle> maybe went to smokemart its further
44:00 <gir> Probably forgot you. 
45:00 <fawks> this is brill https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p2nSECWq_PE
45:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Intermarché - "Inglorious Fruits and Vegetables" ( Jun 12, 2014) 2:31 - Category: Entertainment - 3,683,254 - 14,442 likes (99.1%), 131 dislikes (0.9%)
46:00 <beagle> she didnt forget me
46:00 <beagle> she called asking what brand smokes
46:00 <beagle> they were out of jps blue
46:00 <beagle> so its winfield blue
46:00 <beagle> she didnt wanna buy champion ruby they are 5 more bux
48:00 <simba> cram it beagle
50:00 <slinky_J> lol
53:00 <Picard> beagle shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
03:00 <Picard> speaking of faggots
05:00 <Matthew> speaking of bald middle aged giant dickheads
06:00 <Picard> oh Matthew i didnt see you, how are you?
06:00 <Picard> why so much anger?
06:00 <Lish> Ugh Picard 
06:00 <Picard> Lish
06:00 <Picard> how are u?
07:00 <Lish> I'm ok gotta work tonight which is a drainer, got a major release going out
07:00 <Lish> How are you?
08:00 <Picard> im ok
08:00 <Picard> a little sore, had a massage today and my back is fucked
08:00 <Lish> Try Pilates
09:00 <Picard> really?
09:00 <Lish> Yuh it's really good for strengthening backs
09:00 <Lish> People who have back surgery do it as part of their rehab
10:00 <Picard> ok
10:00 <Lish> Don't wear Lycra pants though
10:00 <slinky_J> woooooooooooooo
10:00 <Lish> The world couldn't handle it
11:00 <Picard> lol
11:00 <slinky_J> i am loving thrillers
13:00 <slinky_J> tried to win simba over with this, but he just rejected me, so i wrote a rap, now im a celebrity!
13:00 <slinky_J> https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfp1/t1.0-9/10264752_561641477278527_6728993837119362545_n.jpg
13:00 <Picard> fuck head
15:00 <Lish> Why so angry picard
15:00 <slinky_J> GET DOWN AND RAP PICARD
15:00 <slinky_J> yo yo wiggy jam i like ham i like lamb!
17:00 <slinky_J> The Amazing Spider-Woman's pussy is a little cob webby
17:00 <slinky_J> yo yo yo
19:00 <slinky_J> HAHAHAHA I am playing red dead redemption and bf4 at the same time
25:00 <matrix> evening all
25:00 <matrix> evening DragonMaster
26:00 <Picard> angry?
26:00 <slinky_J> wtf
26:00 <DragonMaster> evening matrix
26:00 <slinky_J> if this chick is going out with this dude
26:00 <slinky_J> OMG
26:00 <matrix> whats wrong with Picard??
26:00 <slinky_J> https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xaf1/v/t1.0-9/10574226_10201966012506464_4443297284430436177_n.jpg?oh=b1b14013d32b22dec4b3712d8ea241bd&oe=54462EE4&__gda__=1414576464_635c8a35dffd13af7579d9aee9f3f7c2
27:00 <matrix> the chick is kind of average looking
27:00 <Picard> whats wrong with Picard?
27:00 <slinky_J> hmm well she does work at crazy horse so
27:00 <slinky_J> thats slutty
27:00 <matrix> shes skinny but got nothing much going for her in the looks area
28:00 <slinky_J> face is cute
28:00 <matrix> you think??
28:00 <Picard> she is fucken ugly
28:00 <slinky_J> this is her website
28:00 <slinky_J> 	
28:00 <slinky_J> http://vimeo.com/channels/princesspocky
28:00 <slinky_J> lol
28:00 <matrix> I am more inclined to agree with picard than say she is cute
28:00 <matrix> she is not cute
29:00 <Picard> fuck there are better slappers on here
29:00 <DragonMaster> i just had a look lol
29:00 <Zade> lol
29:00 <slinky_J> cute is also ugly
29:00 <Skirmish> fawks: Picard told me if I install Skype that you would do a strip tease infomation type show to teach me how to use it. 
29:00 <matrix> omfg the website is just scary
29:00 <matrix> slinky_J you are desperate
29:00 <DragonMaster> im like depressed right now lol
30:00 <slinky_J> oh no ffs now shes ruining a good hiphop song
30:00 <matrix> wassup DragonMaster
30:00 <slinky_J> fk man these young ppl
30:00 <matrix> slinky_J I told you she is scary
30:00 <Picard> this another fantasy woman u googled slinky_J?
30:00 <slinky_J> how dod they discover krs 1
30:00 <matrix> the poor guy .....
30:00 <DragonMaster> coz i wanna bang that chick in the photo 
30:00 <slinky_J> they think theyve uncovered music nobody has heard before
30:00 <matrix> DragonMaster omg wtf ???  you need a life
30:00 <slinky_J> Picard its a chick on my fb
30:00 <DragonMaster> lmaooooo
30:00 <slinky_J> and when did i google some fantasy chick?
31:00 <Picard> of course it is josh
31:00 <slinky_J> YOU MEAN KRISTIN
31:00 <slinky_J> kristin is back in canada
31:00 <DragonMaster> matrix i mean i got better then that
31:00 <matrix> so do I lol
31:00 <slinky_J>  <matrix> slinky_J you are desperate
31:00 <slinky_J> y am i desperate?
32:00 <matrix> to think that girl was cute
32:00 <fawks> matrix
32:00 <mandyjane> hhi
32:00 <matrix> fawksy
32:00 <matrix> hi mandyjane
32:00 <fawks> id rather you didnt analyse me in pm to others
32:00 <mandyjane> hi
32:00 <mandyjane> lol
32:00 <slinky_J> desperate to find her cute
32:00 <slinky_J> that makes no sense.
32:00 <fawks> we're not 5 years old, i don't tell b1 he's an idiot because i secretly have a crush on him
32:00 <Picard> because u google strip clubs and stal staff and add them to facebook, thats desperate id say
32:00 <slinky_J> stal
33:00 <slinky_J> well picard
33:00 <Picard> stalk*
33:00 <slinky_J> there's no possible way i could be googling anything
33:00 <slinky_J> since i dont use google
33:00 <Picard> lol
33:00 <slinky_J> i use Torch browser 
33:00 <Picard> yeah u dont use google
33:00 <slinky_J> and dont talk your pinky finger sized penis issues out on me 
33:00 <matrix> ffawks I never said that either
33:00 <slinky_J> kthx
33:00 <Picard> are u high?
34:00 <Picard> angry?
34:00 <slinky_J> are you thick in the head?
34:00 <matrix> all I said was that it you like him, not hate him
34:00 <slinky_J> no
34:00 <matrix> didnt infer anything more
34:00 <slinky_J> you're the one having a go at me
34:00 <slinky_J> i'd assume ur a little disgruntled
34:00 <slinky_J> what's wrong be big bummed chum
34:00 <slinky_J> me*
34:00 <Picard> because listening to your shit constantly is annoying
35:00 <slinky_J> listening
35:00 <slinky_J> do you put on a voice when you read?
35:00 <Picard> reading
35:00 <slinky_J> what're you reading?
36:00 <Picard> fucking moron
36:00 <slinky_J> u mean this chick https://scontent-a-lax.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/t1.0-9/997020_10203921125889137_173622996958937232_n.jpg
36:00 <Picard> in your dreams
36:00 <slinky_J> if i could travel backward in time
37:00 <slinky_J> because i didnt know her when she looked like that
37:00 <slinky_J> you're fool, worse, a foolio
38:00 <Skirmish> Matrix ... are you getting in trouble again. 
39:00 <slinky_J> MATRIX IS HITTIN ON MA WOMAN IN PM
39:00 <slinky_J> ima watch that movie late tonight fox
39:00 <matrix> I am always in trouble apparently
40:00 <matrix> but to be quite honest what ppl on IRC think is irrelevant to me
40:00 <slinky_J> xoz ur so cute
40:00 <slinky_J> coz
40:00 <matrix> considering 99% of the time this place is nothing but a game for all people here
40:00 <slinky_J> woah woah
40:00 <angelwings> i challange that
40:00 <matrix> none of you are who you really are when you are on here
40:00 <slinky_J> dont go telling people the obvious
40:00 <angelwings> to about half its all the life they have
40:00 <slinky_J> lol
41:00 <matrix> you all come here to escape real life
41:00 <slinky_J> so why are you here?
41:00 <matrix> to be some kind of hero
41:00 <slinky_J> both of you
41:00 <matrix> I got bored
41:00 <slinky_J> read a book
41:00 <matrix> I come on every so often
41:00 <matrix> its the same ppl always here
41:00 <slinky_J> every day
41:00 <angelwings> saying the same shit
41:00 <matrix> an hour or so out of my time yes slinky
41:00 <slinky_J> weird either of you come back
41:00 <matrix> I am bored
42:00 <matrix> some of the ppl here have never disconnected
42:00 <slinky_J> couldnt find something better to do?
42:00 <slinky_J> like read a book
42:00 <matrix> whats the point of having a computer on all day just to be conencted to IRC
42:00 <matrix> slinky_J: I actually was not referring to you
42:00 <Skirmish> matrix: You'd be surprised how close to being accurate some peoples online personas are.  For instance ... I am exactly the same online and off. 
42:00 <slinky_J> y bother disconnecting it only to have to reconnect to irc?
42:00 <matrix> you actually qut and go back to life
42:00 <slinky_J> lol
42:00 <slinky_J> sh
43:00 <matrix> quit*
43:00 <slinky_J> I AM NOT AN AIR MARSHAL.
43:00 <slinky_J> so everyone knows.
43:00 <Maurice> I too, am as awesome both on and offline
43:00 <matrix> skirmish: if you are you are the 1% that doesnt play a game online
43:00 <slinky_J> I sell cocaine to Aboriginal Tom Cruise.
43:00 <matrix> Maurice you maybe awesome, but you cant say you do not put on an act on here
43:00 <Skirmish> That too is incorrect.  I play with the feeble minds of those that enable me. 
43:00 <matrix> to get attention, or to escape
43:00 <Maurice> There is no maybe about it
44:00 <Maurice> I'm here to talk to adults, but thats hard to find in this channel
44:00 <matrix> Maurice you may be one of that 1% then
44:00 <matrix> though, observation would indicate you sink down to the level of others at times
45:00 <Skirmish> There is lucky to be 100 people online. If Maurice and I are now part of that small group then it's just become 2%.  Serenity and Adam Franklin are the same offline too I imagine ... 4%. 
45:00 <Maurice> Lol
45:00 <Maurice> Bloody Adam
45:00 <matrix> and because I am talking like this, those that read the logs are going to call me emo or whatever
45:00 <Skirmish> He's a crazy guy that Mr Franklin.
45:00 <matrix> "oh matrix is in a mood"
45:00 <matrix> lol
45:00 <Zade> i am sure most people come here to get support, encouragement and love from fellow chatters 
45:00 <Serenity> whos putting on an act lol
46:00 <angelwings> lol @zade
46:00 <matrix> and if you are here to chat
46:00 <Skirmish> Nobody really cares that much really matrix. All fawks asked was that you didn't comment about her in PM ... which would suggest whomoever you were speaking to has dobbed you in to her. 
46:00 <matrix> why not actually quit when you are afk
46:00 <matrix> and to chat
46:00 <matrix> hmmm
46:00 <Serenity> if you're actually here to play games
46:00 <Serenity> you're a wanker
46:00 <matrix> same group in multiple channels
47:00 <matrix> why be in more than one channel if you just want to chat
47:00 <matrix> and Serenity - you call me a wanker because I point out the truth hey :-)
47:00 <Skirmish> Not even enough hours to avoid the "work to be a wanker" scheme the govt is about to launch. 
47:00 <Serenity> no
47:00 <matrix> that is the way it goes
47:00 <Serenity> its not the truth its completely stupid
47:00 <matrix> resort to insults
47:00 <Serenity> if you only come here to act and play games
47:00 <Serenity> i think you're a moron
47:00 <fawks> he just implied hes here to play games
47:00 <Serenity> general your
48:00 <matrix> So I am here to play games am I
48:00 <fawks> [20:46] <Serenity> if you're actually here to play games
48:00 <fawks> [20:46] <Serenity> you're a wanker
48:00 <matrix> lol
48:00 <fawks> lol
48:00 <fawks> [20:47] <matrix> and Serenity - you call me a wanker because I point out the truth hey :-)
48:00 <fawks> .
48:00 <Skirmish> matrix reminds me of a snails eye/antenna.  Each time you poke it, it withdraws but it always comes back. 
48:00 <Picard> correct
48:00 <Serenity> ive spoken to a number of people from here more than once and ive met a few im exactly the same irl as i am here
49:00 <matrix> most people are not though Serenity
49:00 <Serenity> thats not true at all
49:00 <matrix> Isnt it
49:00 <fawks> matrix reminds me of an old guy pretending to be satisfied enough with his life that he only comes on irc "an hour a day" and in that hour attempts to analyse every irc chatter to try and feel better about the fact he too comes online 
49:00 <Serenity> look at the people who are here. most of us have been here years
49:00 <matrix> after 20 years on and off IRC on different networks
49:00 <Serenity> do you honestly think these people have been playing games for years?
49:00 <Serenity> 10-15 years of games?
49:00 <Serenity> i dont think do
49:00 <matrix> yes the same ppl always here
49:00 <matrix> why always here though ??
50:00 <matrix> you dont move on??
50:00 <Serenity> why? do you do that irl?
50:00 <Serenity> have groups of people you like then just be all.. fuck you guys im going to find new people
50:00 <fawks> screw you guys im going hoooooome
50:00 <Maurice> I wonder if that works with kids
50:00 <matrix> IT is more like you are addicted to online chat because you can hide who you really are and escape your real life
50:00 <Serenity> lol what a weird logic
50:00 <matrix> I used it as an escape for long enough too
50:00 <Serenity> who are we hiding from? lol
51:00 <Serenity> hello facebook.. skype.. meeting irl
51:00 <matrix> Serenity: Life I would suggest
51:00 <Maurice> Why do I want to escape my real life?
51:00 <Serenity> whos hiding from what
51:00 <fawks> whyyyyy do people who come on irc diss other people who come on irc
51:00 <fawks> i never understand this 
51:00 <Skirmish> lol this looks like a good skype avatar. https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/-ZUtfTWsnwHI/AAAAAAAAAAI/AAAAAAAAABs/BfljkG0zuCs/photo.jpg
51:00 <matrix> who said facebook or skype were any better
51:00 <fawks> :|
51:00 <Maurice> fawks, it's up there with 'HAHA UZ R ALWAYZ ON IRC'
51:00 <Serenity> lol...
51:00 <fawks> lol
51:00 <Maurice> Says the person who's always online to know that
51:00 <beagle> anyone been on 'tinychat.com' ?
51:00 <beagle> theres like people of all sorts
51:00 <Zade> wb Picard you were missed
51:00 <beagle> it looked lot like paltalk
51:00 <Skirmish> You are over generalising Matrix and it's making you look silly. 
51:00 <matrix> Maurice I come on now and then yes
51:00 <matrix> I look silly do I 
52:00 <fawks> noone actually cares when you do or dont come online
52:00 <Maurice> I wasn't talking about you, you egotistical maniac
52:00 <Serenity> ive met Maurices family ffs lol
52:00 <Serenity> but im fake ok
52:00 <fawks> we dont have log books
52:00 <Picard> ty
52:00 <Skirmish> Serenity: That's ok her family were being fake too. 
52:00 <fawks> noting peoples irc routines
52:00 <Maurice> They were being invisible
52:00 <matrix> fawks you have two clients connected - you must really want something logged
52:00 <Serenity> they were just pretend people
52:00 <Serenity> river. 2006 called it wants its irc back
52:00 <fawks> oh Maurice was on today between 3 and  6pm
52:00 <fawks> lmao
52:00 <Maurice> Detective in the house
53:00 <Maurice> I was not! I was napping :P
53:00 <matrix> Serenity do you ever quit IRC when you are away from the computer?
53:00 <fawks> where is my other  client rn :'(
53:00 <fawks> faux where r u
53:00 <Serenity> yes. but you would never see that because my name doesnt leave
53:00 <Serenity> even when my pc is turned off
53:00 <matrix> if you are not interested in the "logS"
53:00 <Maurice> Someone needs to explain a bnc
53:00 <ShadowLurker> lol
53:00 <fawks> look
53:00 <fawks> the question here is
53:00 <fawks> who gives a shit
53:00 <matrix> Maurice if you just came here to chat why have a client on 24 / 7
53:00 <Serenity> who the hell is talking about logs?
53:00 <Serenity> lol
53:00 <Maurice> Now Adam has joined the party
53:00 <fawks> its obviously bugging you more than anyone else
53:00 <matrix> you only need it when you chat
53:00 <Maurice> I dont, matrix lol
53:00 <matrix> BNC does NOT have to be on 24/7
54:00 <Skirmish> Somewhere not far from Serenity is a family that has since upgraded their home security wondering who this weird woman is that came into their home calling their mother "Maurice" .... Maurice is wondering why she never remembered meeting Serenity ..... and Matrix is the centre of the universe. 
54:00 <Serenity> LOL do you even know what it is?
54:00 <Maurice> I don't have a bnc you moron
54:00 <fawks> isnt this guy like 50
54:00 <Serenity> i could turn my pc off right now
54:00 <Serenity> and you'd never know
54:00 <Serenity> who gives a shit
54:00 <fawks> no wonder he doesnt understand the internet
54:00 <matrix> I know you could Serenity\
54:00 <matrix> but you choose to keep your bnc client connected 24/7
54:00 <Serenity> um
54:00 <Serenity> thats how they work.
54:00 <matrix> you do not have to do that
54:00 <Serenity> rofl
54:00 <fawks> lollllllllllll
54:00 <Skirmish> If he is the same age range as B1 it explains the "dog with a bone" persistence he demonstrates. 
54:00 <Serenity> they dont log when im not here
54:00 <matrix> it is the way it is set up
55:00 <Serenity> its just here
55:00 <fawks> lollllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
55:00 <Serenity> lol
55:00 <matrix> not compulsory
55:00 <beagle> i was thinking of leaving laptop on 24/7 but wears out so fast 88c , for living room
55:00 <Serenity> LOL
55:00 <Serenity> you are weirddd
55:00 <beagle> desktop works at like half laptop heat
55:00 <Maurice> B1 2.0
55:00 <matrix> Call me Weirdo,
55:00 <Serenity> lets have a bnc and then pull it offline every time we arent at the pc... completely voiding the point of it
55:00 <Serenity> yes lets
55:00 <matrix> vut I know how BNC works
55:00 <Serenity> well no
55:00 <Serenity> you dont
55:00 <matrix> I am a fucking SysAdmin
55:00 <fawks> wow
56:00 <matrix> I run 20 UNIX boxes myself
56:00 <ShadowLurker> ROFL
56:00 <Serenity> sure you do
56:00 <matrix> with 100 BNC clients
56:00 <ShadowLurker> HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
56:00 <Serenity> yup
56:00 <ShadowLurker> dis cunt
56:00 <matrix> tell me I do not know how it works
56:00 <Serenity> i just did
56:00 <Skirmish> I run linux boxes too.  I love that little penguin. 
56:00 <Serenity> :')
56:00 <matrix> Linux is a different flavour
56:00 <matrix> but similar thing
56:00 <Serenity> this is hilair
57:00 <matrix> But then my day job is Systems Administration and SAP support with AusPost
57:00 <ShadowLurker> ROFL "i am sysadmin" refers to "linux"
57:00 <Picard> matrix wats your day job?
57:00 <Serenity> oh lord this is fun n all but i have an essay to write
58:00 <matrix> Picard: I work with Australia Post looking after all the unix boxes and SAP applications with a team of 15 others
58:00 <Picard> your job in danger
58:00 <Picard> ?
58:00 <matrix> nah mine is ok
58:00 <Picard> good
58:00 <fawks> yah monkeys taking over
58:00 <matrix> 900 high level admin jobs have gone though
58:00 <Picard> the fucking ceo should go
58:00 <matrix> CEO lol
58:00 <Picard> or at least take a pay cut
58:00 <matrix> good luck getting Amhed to leave
59:00 <matrix> he is a nice guy though
59:00 <Picard> overpaid
59:00 <matrix> I just hate reading his emails 
59:00 <matrix> but he does visit the sites
59:00 <Picard> $4.5mill??
00:00 <matrix> I am not sure of his exact figure
00:00 <matrix> but I am sure it is up there
00:00 <matrix> more than I get lol
00:00 <Picard> lol
00:00 <Skirmish> ENVY MY LINUX BOX!!  http://psx-scene.com/forums/content/attachments/29846d1313910030-ps3alb.jpg/
00:00 <matrix> Oh I am a little slow
00:00 <matrix> someone tell shadowlurker I refered to UNIX boxes not Linux
01:00 <matrix> :-)
01:00 <Skirmish> You can tell him. 
01:00 <matrix> though we do have a dozen or so redhat machines
02:00 <matrix> I always preferred the networking side of things though than the server side
02:00 <matrix> but that's just my preference
02:00 <Serenity> look you work for australia post.. thats hardly anything worth mentioning.. thats like working for woolies liquor and saying you own a pub..
02:00 <Serenity> its just ... not real
03:00 <matrix> Serenity: AusPost has one of the largest (other than communications carriers) networks in Australia
03:00 <matrix> sure compare it to Woolworths
03:00 <matrix> but the point is, it is a large network
03:00 <Serenity> pre sure i just did
03:00 <matrix> with thousands of sites interlinked
03:00 <Loof> or getting picked up at a club and claiming you're a professional prostitute, that's just wrong
03:00 <Picard> fuck off Serenity at least he has a job
03:00 <Picard> Loof lol
04:00 <matrix> I dont get paid 150k plus for twiddling my thumbs
04:00 <Serenity> oh yes we're playing the we know serenitys life again are we lol
04:00 <matrix> you can use a BNC
04:00 <matrix> oh wow
04:00 <matrix> lets get the gold medal
04:00 <Skirmish> It's situations like this one that makes me eager to get my sticker in the mail and put it on my car.  http://milspecmonkey.com/apparel/all-out-shirt-004.jpg
04:00 <Serenity> you know you're actually the only one who cares about my bouncer
04:00 <Serenity> right?
04:00 <matrix> I use to write the damn BNC platforms
04:00 <Serenity> sure you did
05:00 <matrix> Go ahead and doubt, your opinion means nothing to me :-)
05:00 <Serenity> of course it does thats why you're getting tetchy
05:00 <matrix> tetchy
05:00 <Serenity> yes
05:00 <matrix> oh dear Serenity I am laughing
06:00 <matrix> I like Picard and Skirmish
06:00 <matrix> they do not result to personal attack
06:00 <matrix> because they have a difference of opinion
06:00 <Picard> lol
07:00 <matrix> *resort*
07:00 <Serenity> ummmmmm lol...
07:00 <matrix> Serenity: I never said you did not work.  I never said you did not do what you do
07:00 <Gordon> Serenity: I never said you did not work. I never said you did not do what you do
07:00 <Serenity> what the hell are you talking about
08:00 <matrix> here we go
08:00 <Gordon> here we go
08:00 <Picard> Serenity why are u attacking matrix
08:00 <matrix> thats childish
08:00 <Gordon> thats childish
08:00 <Serenity> im not attacking anyone
08:00 <matrix> a copy bot lol
08:00 <ShadowLurker> Picard why are you dumb
08:00 <Gordon> a copy bot lol
08:00 <Picard> Gordon
08:00 <matrix> Well you get to see it twice
08:00 <Gordon> Well you get to see it twice
08:00 <Serenity> hes having a hissy fit about people using bouncers and logging
08:00 <Picard> lol
08:00 <Serenity> even when they dont
08:00 <matrix> Serenity you claim I do not do the job I do
08:00 <Gordon> Serenity you claim I do not do the job I do
08:00 <Serenity> i didnt say that
09:00 <matrix> and now, one of the children has brough Gordon in
09:00 <Gordon> and now, one of the children has brough Gordon in
09:00 <Serenity> if thats what you got from ym text thats your problem isnt it
09:00 <matrix> thinking I will get annoyed
09:00 <Gordon> thinking I will get annoyed
09:00 <matrix> and now you just get to see it all twice lol
09:00 <Gordon> and now you just get to see it all twice lol
09:00 <Loof> cocks will never be the same
09:00 <Serenity> what are you blabbing on about
09:00 <matrix> Exactly what I said Serenity
09:00 <Gordon> Exactly what I said Serenity
10:00 <matrix> and if you can not see gordon, you are obviously in on that one :-)
10:00 <Gordon> and if you can not see gordon, you are obviously in on that one :-)
10:00 <Maurice> That doesn't even make sense
10:00 <Serenity> what the fuckkk
10:00 <Serenity> hes not even speaking english
10:00 <matrix> children will be children
10:00 <Gordon> children will be children
11:00 <matrix> Whoever owns Gordon, have fun with him :-)
11:00 <Gordon> Whoever owns Gordon, have fun with him :-)
11:00 <Picard> fuck this Gordon bot off
11:00 <Serenity> who the fuck is gordon
11:00 <Loof> why is he speaking in the first person?
11:00 <matrix> Picard it isnt worth the effort
11:00 <Gordon> Picard it isnt worth the effort
11:00 <Gordon> matrix your mums a whore
11:00 <matrix> I just ignore it,  thsi is the type of games that the teenagers use to play in early IRC days
11:00 <Gordon> I just ignore it, thsi is the type of games that the teenagers use to play in early IRC days
12:00 <matrix> and these guys think it is new lol
12:00 <Gordon> and these guys think it is new lol
12:00 <Serenity> who loof
12:00 <Loof> Gordon?
13:00 <Serenity> i cant see any gordon wtf
13:00 <Loof> you must be using ignore
13:00 <matrix> Serenity: I understand why you don't understand what I am saying now
13:00 <Gordon> Serenity: I understand why you don't understand what I am saying now
13:00 <Student> matrix and Gordon are tag team partners ;)
13:00 <Serenity> its possible loof ive ignored a few idiots lately
13:00 <matrix> [21:07] * Gordon ([email protected]) has joined #melbourne
13:00 <Gordon> [21:07] * Gordon ([email protected]) has joined #melbourne
14:00 <matrix> and it is echoing everythign I type, 
14:00 <Loof> <Gordon> Serenity: I understand why you don't understand what I am saying now
14:00 <Gordon> and it is echoing everythign I type,
14:00 <matrix> so someone in here brought it in
14:00 <Gordon> so someone in here brought it in
14:00 <Serenity> how unfortunate
14:00 <matrix> oh well
14:00 <Gordon> oh well
14:00 <matrix> It is not bothering me, merely annoying everyone else
14:00 <Gordon> It is not bothering me, merely annoying everyone else
14:00 <matrix> :-)
14:00 <Gordon> :-)
15:00 <Picard> ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
15:00 <matrix> Picard: they do it to annoy the person it is echoing, but I have seen this so often before.  IRC is not a place that annoys me, so this echoing will just annoy everyone else who sees it :-)
15:00 <Gordon> Picard: they do it to annoy the person it is echoing, but I have seen this so often before. IRC is not a place that annoys me, so this echoing will just annoy everyone else who sees it :-)
16:00 <matrix> a lovely way to encoruage new people to stay on IRC
16:00 <Gordon> a lovely way to encoruage new people to stay on IRC
16:00 <Picard> its working
16:00 <Picard> lol
16:00 <slinky_J> not annoying me
17:00 <slinky_J> i got a zillion fun irc scripts
17:00 <slinky_J> somewhere..
17:00 <matrix> lol I use to have a heap
17:00 <Gordon> lol I use to have a heap
17:00 <Skirmish> This is how this channel sent Chris insane using one of these mimic bots. 
17:00 <matrix> Skirmish: it doesnt bother me though
17:00 <Gordon> Skirmish: it doesnt bother me though
17:00 <Loof> does it bother you if i touch myself?
18:00 <matrix> Loof as long as you don't touch me it doesnt bother me lol
18:00 <Gordon> Loof as long as you don't touch me it doesnt bother me lol
18:00 <Loof> cool :)
18:00 <ShadowLurker> rofl @ matrix rock up tell everyone how it is brag about some bullshit and get mad when ppl dont listen
18:00 <matrix> dont make too much of a mess
18:00 <Gordon> dont make too much of a mess
19:00 <Gordon> LLoooooooollllllllllllllll @ matrix ya faggot
19:00 <matrix> ShadowLurker: you still living in the past I see
19:00 <Gordon> ShadowLurker: you still living in the past I see
19:00 <ShadowLurker> pretty sure its happening right now
19:00 <matrix> It may be
20:00 <Gordon> It may be
20:00 <matrix> but then I am not the child that brought the echo script into the room
20:00 <Gordon> but then I am not the child that brought the echo script into the room
20:00 <matrix> IRC is so active that you need to do this to make people hate it lol 
20:00 <Gordon> IRC is so active that you need to do this to make people hate it lol
21:00 <matrix> and I do not mean me, new people coming in will just go "WTF"
21:00 <Gordon> and I do not mean me, new people coming in will just go "WTF"
21:00 <ShadowLurker> are you still crying about it
21:00 <ShadowLurker> just grab a tissue and ignore it
21:00 <ShadowLurker> like really
21:00 <matrix> lol
21:00 <Gordon> lol
21:00 <ShadowLurker> why keep whinging
21:00 <matrix> like the channel has anything else going on
21:00 <Gordon> like the channel has anything else going on
21:00 <matrix> :P
21:00 <Gordon> :P
22:00 <matrix> its actually fun
22:00 <Gordon> its actually fun
22:00 <matrix> makes the screen move twice as fast
22:00 <Gordon> makes the screen move twice as fast
22:00 <matrix> lol
22:00 <Gordon> lol
23:00 <Skirmish> I am so over hearing about this down syndrome asian kid and his "biological parents".  
23:00 <Loof> cave eater
23:00 <Skirmish> Now they've taken the biological parents dog ... because there are reports they were neglecting it. 
23:00 <matrix> Skirmish: It's been a slow news week
23:00 <Gordon> Skirmish: It's been a slow news week
23:00 <doctor> yeah it's all quite sad Skirmish
24:00 <slinky_J> stop typing
24:00 <Loof> it's so sad that i'm going to have to have a bong to deal
24:00 <doctor> they've certainly crucified the couple
24:00 <matrix> slinky_J why?
24:00 <Gordon> slinky_J why?
24:00 <slinky_J> sick of seeing that echoe now
24:00 <matrix> It was brought in to annoy me
24:00 <Gordon> It was brought in to annoy me
24:00 <matrix> I knew it would just annoy the others
24:00 <Gordon> I knew it would just annoy the others
24:00 <Serenity> they took his dog?
24:00 <Serenity> lol
24:00 <matrix> slinky_J: ask whoever brought it in to get rid of it :-)
24:00 <Gordon> slinky_J: ask whoever brought it in to get rid of it :-)
25:00 <ShadowLurker> or you could leave
25:00 <ShadowLurker> win win
25:00 <matrix> ShadowLurker why, it doesnt bother me
25:00 <Gordon> ShadowLurker why, it doesnt bother me
25:00 <Loof> anyone ever farted out of their cock?
25:00 <slinky_J> ban gordon already :/
25:00 <ShadowLurker> well if it really didnt
25:00 <Serenity> yes loof
25:00 <ShadowLurker> you wouldnt be pissing on about it
25:00 <Serenity> i have
25:00 <Loof> lol
25:00 <matrix> Loof: is that even possible?
25:00 <Serenity> made me balls tingle
25:00 <Gordon> Loof: is that even possible?
25:00 <Loof> i was wondering gordon
26:00 <Loof> if it is
26:00 <slinky_J> bothers us
26:00 <slinky_J> u ask them
26:00 <matrix> I didnt think it was
26:00 <Gordon> I didnt think it was
26:00 <Loof> ic
26:00 <matrix> shouldnt be any air up that hole
26:00 <Gordon> shouldnt be any air up that hole
26:00 <slinky_J> why the fuck would you wonder if you could fart out of your cock
26:00 <slinky_J> how thick is this cunt
27:00 <Loof> yeah i guess
27:00 <matrix> I think the only way you could fart out your cock is if someone blew air up there first
27:00 <Gordon> I think the only way you could fart out your cock is if someone blew air up there first
27:00 <Loof> yeah
27:00 <slinky_J> wouldnt be a fart would it
27:00 <Loof> wonder how that would feel
27:00 <matrix> wouldnt be a fart anymore than a fanny fart is
27:00 <Gordon> wouldnt be a fart anymore than a fanny fart is
27:00 <slinky_J> like air coming out of your dick
27:00 <Loof> true
27:00 <Serenity> let me blow air in your dick and lets see
27:00 <slinky_J> dumbarse
28:00 <Loof> will it make my balls bigger?
28:00 <Serenity> maybe
28:00 <ShadowLurker> saline does
28:00 <matrix> I would be more worried about how the air got in
28:00 <Serenity> like a balloon
28:00 <Gordon> I would be more worried about how the air got in
28:00 <Loof> cool
28:00 <slinky_J> other day he was wondering what would happen if he touched a hot lightbulb
28:00 <slinky_J> or some shit
28:00 <ShadowLurker> inject it like a marijuana
28:00 <matrix> hot lightbulb would probably burn
28:00 <Gordon> hot lightbulb would probably burn
28:00 <slinky_J> yeah matrix, most ppl learn these things as kids
28:00 <matrix> Loof are you on drugs atm?
28:00 <Gordon> Loof are you on drugs atm?
28:00 <slinky_J> really really dumb kids actually do it
29:00 <Loof> Gordon do they make penal beads?
29:00 <Loof> brb
29:00 <matrix> Loof makes me laugh though
29:00 <Gordon> Loof makes me laugh though
29:00 <matrix> he is good value
30:00 <Gordon> he is good value
30:00 <Serenity> fucking loof
30:00 <Serenity> i was gonna tell him to google sounding
30:00 <matrix> Serenity he'll be back :-)
30:00 <Gordon> Serenity he'll be back :-)
30:00 <slinky_J> i dunno how you can talk to him
30:00 <slinky_J> not ragging on him just saying
30:00 <Serenity> who loof?
30:00 <matrix> slinky_J some people wonder how others can talk to me
30:00 <slinky_J> yer
30:00 <Gordon> slinky_J some people wonder how others can talk to me
30:00 <matrix> but people do it
30:00 <Gordon> but people do it
31:00 <slinky_J> nah it's just, i dont know if he says stupid shit just to say it, or if he really means it
31:00 <matrix> he has a curious mind
31:00 <Gordon> he has a curious mind
31:00 <matrix> he says the things we dont think of saying
31:00 <slinky_J> farting out of your cock's not a curious mind
31:00 <Gordon> he says the things we dont think of saying
31:00 <matrix> yeah ok that was weird
31:00 <Gordon> yeah ok that was weird
31:00 <matrix> but hey
31:00 <Gordon> but hey
31:00 <slinky_J> lol
31:00 <matrix> it got us thinking
31:00 <Gordon> it got us thinking
32:00 <matrix> not much else going on in here tonight lol
32:00 <beagle> lol cut out the repeating people
32:00 <Gordon> not much else going on in here tonight lol
32:00 <slinky_J> thinking about whether or not he was serious and if he was how stupid he must be?
32:00 <beagle> a;lsdjf;ladskj;flasj;lfajsd
32:00 <beagle> lol 
32:00 <matrix> heya beegs
32:00 <Gordon> heya beegs
32:00 <beagle> 'im not bored, but my robot is'
32:00 <matrix> fair enough
33:00 <Gordon> fair enough
33:00 <Student> beagle what happened to your iraqi dinars?
33:00 <beagle> one sec
33:00 <slinky_J> https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/13899_10153083149982796_278652018847336634_n.jpg?oh=554a8dbb87164395806f42fc5a166075&oe=544A6911&__gda__=1414460563_c0aa93092f757b78217a6fb3d25438a3
33:00 <slinky_J> ahahahahaha
34:00 <beagle> okay i have them here
34:00 <beagle> ill count them
34:00 <beagle> think theyre worth about 100
34:00 <beagle> if you go on skype with me ill show you them
34:00 <Student> any profits?
34:00 <beagle> one of them i bought from melbourne, it came with a note 'thank you for your interest in iraqi dinar, i wish you well in your investment'
34:00 <beagle> it was 50 dinar note
34:00 <beagle> i thought it was fake appearntly its actually real
34:00 <beagle> its my favourite one
35:00 <matrix> lets hope you make a profit on it
35:00 <beagle> well sorta
35:00 <Gordon> lets hope you make a profit on it
35:00 <doctor> they'll be trading in beans soon beagle
35:00 <beagle> they were worth 83 dollars when i bought them about half of what i paid now they is worth around 100
35:00 <beagle> lol
35:00 <beagle> best thing about them
35:00 <beagle> they smell good
35:00 <beagle> and theyre colourful
35:00 <beagle> and crazy drawings of iraqi life
35:00 <beagle> and people
35:00 <matrix> cool :-)
35:00 <Gordon> cool :-)
35:00 <beagle> and also aussie money even plastic does smell good but these iraq ones smell like our 1980s money
36:00 <matrix> depends who touches them
36:00 <Gordon> depends who touches them
36:00 <matrix> as to how good they smell
36:00 <Gordon> as to how good they smell
36:00 <beagle> well , jewish folks say they smell like a camels ass
36:00 <beagle> they spose be made of hemp or something !
36:00 <matrix> could be 
36:00 <Gordon> could be
36:00 <beagle> its some weird chemical they make them with. in the paper.
36:00 <matrix> I cant imagine camel ass smelling good
36:00 <Gordon> I cant imagine camel ass smelling good
37:00 <doctor> yeah keep it around. maybe in the future it will be worth something, not due to its currency worth but it might make a rare piece of historical memorabilia
37:00 <matrix> hold it long enough for it to become rare
37:00 <Gordon> hold it long enough for it to become rare
37:00 <matrix> like 1cent coins
37:00 <Gordon> like 1cent coins
38:00 <matrix> hi Riddler
38:00 <beagle> rare ? well , iraq will be flat some people say, people, buildings everything blown up
38:00 <TheRiddler> man simpsons is such a wash out
38:00 <stebie> hey hey
38:00 <beagle> but umm wasnt that gaza strip
38:00 <stebie> ^_^
38:00 <beagle> but still, theres gazillions of dinar in iraq
38:00 <beagle> why wouldnt they buy weapons and fight back
38:00 <matrix> hi stebie
38:00 <beagle> theyre trying to sell oil and rebuild their buildings say in baghdad
38:00 <beagle> they stay up late at night playing 8ball
39:00 <beagle> and soccer
39:00 <slinky_J> dinar isnt the american greenback beagle
39:00 <doctor> it's a failed country
39:00 <matrix> beagle: the oil profit will help them rebuild
39:00 <slinky_J> wouldnt buy fuck shit
39:00 <stebie> :*
39:00 <TheRiddler> this episode is bart lisa n dad
39:00 <doctor> like a whole chunk of the middle east
39:00 <beagle> my dinars the 100k or so would gimme fair few nights of 8ball if i went there
39:00 <slinky_J> rebuild iraq?
39:00 <beagle> i cant use aussie money there
39:00 <slinky_J> iraq is fucked.
39:00 <beagle> but you are allowed to use USA money or dinars
39:00 <beagle> they use both.
39:00 <TheRiddler> goto to a game convention like e3
39:00 <matrix> slinky_J it may be but still oeioke there
39:00 <beagle> i want euros lol 
39:00 <slinky_J> greenback is the global currency
39:00 <beagle> ill have a 500 euro note , gimme one those
40:00 <matrix> wb loof
40:00 <slinky_J> oeioke?
40:00 <doctor> invest in the casinos i say
40:00 <slinky_J> yes
40:00 <slinky_J> invest in evil
40:00 <slinky_J> :D
40:00 <doctor> money is safer in them
40:00 <matrix> A country is only as evil as its leader
40:00 <slinky_J> doctor I watched EVIL DEAD remake last night
40:00 <Serenity> did you like it josh?
40:00 <slinky_J> I wonder if our Master is like that demon
40:00 <Serenity> i didnt mind it
40:00 <slinky_J> LOVED IT
40:00 <doctor> they had a remake?
41:00 <slinky_J> xD
41:00 <Serenity> yeah
41:00 <doctor> i like the originals
41:00 <Serenity> its not as stupid as the original
41:00 <slinky_J> its not a full on remake
41:00 <slinky_J> yeah and that chick from suburgatory can pull of fear
41:00 <slinky_J> so fkn well
41:00 <Serenity> 'reimagination'
41:00 <Seth_Pardoe> slinky_J has small balls
41:00 <Serenity> or some shit
41:00 <slinky_J> yeah thassit, it kinda fkd me up a bit
41:00 <TheRiddler> your taste in movies is so bad
41:00 <Serenity> piss off
41:00 <slinky_J> gonna watch Stoker later
41:00 <Serenity> the evil dead remake was good
42:00 <matrix> ok bed time for me, got to be up at 4am
42:00 <matrix> night all
42:00 <matrix> thanks for the laughs
42:00 <slinky_J> nite
42:00 <Seth_Pardoe> Serenity: do you like it when your partner plays with your nipples?
42:00 <TheRiddler> lies all lies
42:00 <TheRiddler> wtf
42:00 <Serenity> yeah of course
42:00 <Serenity> iall 6 of them
42:00 <TheRiddler> she's a cat
42:00 <Seth_Pardoe> Serenity: do you use IRC on a tablet?
43:00 <Serenity> mrow
43:00 <Seth_Pardoe> if so do you IRC while you poop?
43:00 <Serenity> no i do not
43:00 <slinky_J> i liked how evil dead felt oldschool at the same time
43:00 <slinky_J> apparently there's going to be a sequel and a sequel to the previous evil dead
44:00 <slinky_J> um and the sequel to this one would tie in both evil dead series, i think its four all up, so 3 more
44:00 <slinky_J> so forget i said the sequel
44:00 <slinky_J> lol
44:00 <Serenity> the sequels for the original were just jokes
44:00 <Serenity> those movies were truly awful
46:00 <TheRiddler> some left over galalalalalala
46:00 <Loof> bad boy pandas
46:00 <Loof> BE STILL!!!
46:00 <TheRiddler> army of the dead
47:00 <slinky_J> ;p;
47:00 <slinky_J> yeah
47:00 <slinky_J> so army of the dead 2
51:00 <Seth_Pardoe> Loof how big are your boobs?
51:00 <Loof> not as big as i'd like
51:00 <Loof> but i'm thinking of implants
52:00 <Loof> as well as butt implants
01:00 <beagle> i havent heard much from my computer store about my new pc
01:00 <beagle> they wanted to know today when i woke up if i want upgrades
01:00 <beagle> when i rang them made it clear i had no more money for that
01:00 <beagle> uh no i suggested dad might lend it but he wont
01:00 <beagle> anyway nothing after that perhaps they assembled it and posted it
02:00 <Seth_Pardoe> beagle
02:00 <Seth_Pardoe> are you drunk
04:00 <beagle> i should called them today
04:00 <beagle> i didnt think i needed to, until now
04:00 <beagle> they should assemble it and post it
04:00 <beagle> make things simple.
04:00 <beagle> ill change the review if i could
04:00 <beagle> quite a bit.
05:00 <beagle> but stupidly its written ?!?!?! wtf
05:00 <beagle> sif i wrote that i wouldnt fucken write it before i recieved the item
05:00 <beagle> so i just dont get it.
07:00 <slinky_J> sezz
07:00 <slinky_J> https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpf1/t31.0-8/s960x960/10465514_691428150926033_7580973194277839227_o.jpg
07:00 <slinky_J> can i have her for my bday
07:00 <Serenity> lol sure
11:00 <slinky_J> WOOOOO
11:00 <slinky_J> 5 n a bit days
12:00 <slinky_J> n im gonna fuck her so bad
12:00 <slinky_J> ilu!
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> peeps
15:00 <Loof> i wanna go to the hoes
15:00 <Seth_Pardoe> hi katatonic_kate01 
15:00 <Seth_Pardoe> I'm seth pardoe
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> hi
16:00 <Loof> stick it in some hookers ass
16:00 <milk> Bent
19:00 <partay> Hi Seth
19:00 <Seth_Pardoe> hi partay
20:00 <partay> Hey Seth how's the herpes? 
21:00 <Rak> watch Utopia
21:00 <Bastardly_One> Lightning is kind of cute
21:00 <Bastardly_One> FF XIII for $20 bitches
22:00 <milk> You got a good deal?
22:00 <Bastardly_One> yep ... doesn't $19 beat $90?
23:00 <Bastardly_One> very linear but I'm looking at it from $20 
23:00 <milk> Is it legit?
23:00 <Bastardly_One> and for $20 it's good
23:00 <Bastardly_One> sure is 
23:00 <milk> Cool
23:00 <Bastardly_One> 2nd hand but who cares?
24:00 <milk> Good stuff
27:00 <Student> :)
27:00 <Bastardly_One> some kid must of owned this
27:00 <Bastardly_One> I see cereal on the cover *scowls*
28:00 <milk> The archipelago (indian-pacific) is a tough place to grow up
28:00 <beagle> paltalk only plays good music on a weekend
28:00 <Student> from a kid to 48 yo, wow
28:00 <beagle> right now its utter shit
29:00 <milk> Meh
30:00 <Seth_Pardoe> partay: how'd you know about my herpes?
30:00 <milk> Sharing is caring
30:00 <partay> Beagle you weirdo.  Only freeks use Paltalk
30:00 <Loof> any chicks need a good rogering?
30:00 <partay> Seth you're a sixk fuck
31:00 <Bastardly_One> Student, I'm not 48 for one
31:00 <Loof> fine i'll roger myself
31:00 <Seth_Pardoe> partay: why do you say that?
31:00 <Seth_Pardoe> beagle: want to talk on paltalk?
32:00 <Student> Bastardly_One :)
33:00 <milk> Video chat can be very revealing
33:00 <milk> I'd love to go on a holiday to japan
34:00 <Student> Bastardly_One you are not far away from 48 "for one"
34:00 <milk> Meet some jpop stars
34:00 <beagle> 35 views on my profile 3 emails 2 messages and 0 cards
34:00 <Bastardly_One> anything can happen in 3 yrs you stupid shit
35:00 <beagle> been on christian mingle about 2 months
35:00 <beagle> ha its like 50 bucks is 6 months almost half way there
35:00 <beagle> wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy cheaper than that other one match.com !
36:00 <milk> Aging sites require much trust
36:00 <milk> Dating
36:00 <beagle> well, yep
36:00 <beagle> ex gf was a christian
36:00 <beagle> so was the first girl , that i got pregnant
36:00 <milk> I see
36:00 <beagle> christians like bbq's
36:00 <beagle> heh
36:00 <beagle> and church
37:00 <beagle> and peace ! well they have 4 colour codes on christian mingle
37:00 <beagle> i was peace , white
37:00 <beagle> most folks are.
37:00 <beagle> a gay bloke from paltalk suggested christian mingle
37:00 <beagle> and i almost straight away joined it , just few days later when i was paid
37:00 <milk> You think it's the religious angle that chicks go for?
37:00 <beagle> its kind of slow , its not easy to talk to people like irc
38:00 <beagle> hrmmmm co operative ....
38:00 <beagle> they sure are still kinda madass lmao
38:00 <beagle> she would drink beer n stuff with me see me often , play tennis
38:00 <beagle> and i would go to church with her
38:00 <beagle> i think we enjoyed each others company as we joined each others .... likes lol and dislikes
38:00 <milk> You looking for a girl to help with your business?
39:00 <beagle> oh yeah boohowdy
39:00 <beagle> fucked that up
39:00 <beagle> lol what does it mean tho 'help with your business' 
39:00 <beagle> ?
39:00 <beagle> sex ?
39:00 <beagle> sure that would help
39:00 <beagle> money
39:00 <beagle> yep again, helps
39:00 <milk> Just asking
39:00 <beagle> lucie used to come over to my place when i wanted to go out to table tennis
40:00 <milk> Some guys want a trophy wife
40:00 <beagle> i just let her stay here
40:00 <beagle> a trohpy wife huh
40:00 <beagle> er, that is beyond me
40:00 <milk> Others want a girl who works
40:00 <beagle> no comment 
40:00 <partay> Seth you know raz's name is not seth dont you?
40:00 <milk> Not all girls are the same
41:00 <beagle> no i dont think they are
41:00 <beagle> my friends female and male r kind of similar but not males as much
41:00 <beagle> i admit so
41:00 <partay> Milk they are all fucking sisters
41:00 <beagle> man i feel weird sometimes cause my friends are so WAY similar or want to be and do not get along !
42:00 <beagle> these days are different
42:00 <beagle> most folks i chat to 
42:00 <milk> Are you looking for someone outside your social circle and scene?
42:00 <beagle> are on bloody internet
42:00 <beagle> nope. that is stupid
42:00 <beagle> a mistake.
42:00 <beagle> tho i have dappled with other like that
42:00 <beagle> i dont require it.
42:00 <beagle> i want more people that ARE in my social circle
42:00 <milk> Not really, just difficult and dangerous
42:00 <beagle> and u say , ha , scene
42:00 <beagle> yeah milk.
42:00 <beagle> thats why its wrong.
43:00 <milk> Everyone knows someone
43:00 <milk> Being the most important and most popular guy has its limitations
44:00 <beagle> you are a guy i thought you were a girl
44:00 <milk> Heh
44:00 <Seth_Pardoe> Lish: hi
44:00 <Seth_Pardoe> how big are your brests?
44:00 <Bastardly_One> he'll stop talking to you now milk
44:00 <Lish> Hi
44:00 <Bastardly_One> I SAID NO MEN
44:00 <Lish> Huge
44:00 <^pilot^> B1
44:00 <Bastardly_One> he lost it on Skype apparently 
44:00 <^pilot^> sgoin on brother 
44:00 <Seth_Pardoe> what bra size are you
44:00 <Bastardly_One> Marko 
45:00 <Lish> Massive moobs
45:00 <Bastardly_One> not much man ... you?
45:00 <^pilot^> fark all 
45:00 <Bastardly_One> kind of playing FF XIII
45:00 <Bastardly_One> but not really 
45:00 <beagle> my left is is so fucken sore
45:00 <beagle> final fantasy ?
45:00 <beagle> i used to play it on psp
45:00 <beagle> and 'diablo'
45:00 <beagle> the batteries in my psp are shit, theyr ded
46:00 <beagle> i want perhaps a wii u
46:00 <milk> Not many guys are only interested in white women
46:00 <beagle> however dont require it as bad if i wanna fuck around with dolphin emulator
46:00 <beagle> well milk i thought you were an asian female
47:00 <Bastardly_One> lol @ that
47:00 <beagle> milk is a aussie homosexual ?
47:00 <beagle> milk i know i know
47:00 <beagle> you are water
47:00 <Bastardly_One> I don't know his sexual preference
47:00 <Bastardly_One> but thinking he's female made me laugh 
47:00 <milk> Grand statement
48:00 <beagle> ok so, b1 cleared it up, milks a bloke ... 
48:00 <beagle> perhaps. ha who knows. you guys dont lie much seemed
48:00 <beagle> less ya wanna
48:00 <milk> Actually you are more related to Africans than you are to me
48:00 <beagle> a test of course said 'you are mix aussie'
48:00 <beagle> i did other week
48:00 <beagle> well, they got that rite.
49:00 <milk> Well Asians can still breed with africans
49:00 <beagle> yeah well any human can breed with another
49:00 <beagle> ha !
49:00 <beagle> isnt life easy
49:00 <beagle> they go
49:00 <milk> I'm not human
49:00 <Seth_Pardoe> beagle
49:00 <Seth_Pardoe> I like you
49:00 <beagle> 'earth will have 700 million people in few hundred years' by 2100 about 100billion
49:00 <Seth_Pardoe> we should be friends
49:00 <beagle> etc
49:00 <beagle> lol not human
50:00 <beagle> aliens on irc
50:00 <beagle> gee, so what else is new ?
50:00 <beagle> :)
50:00 <milk> Chimpanzees, orangutans, gorillas, humans and elves
50:00 <Bastardly_One> he's a hobbit
50:00 <Bastardly_One> from the took side 
50:00 <Bastardly_One> pisses me off
51:00 <smallcock> ^pilot^ hows that small cock of yours cunt?
51:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm Bilbo the hardcore
51:00 <slinky_J> yay
51:00 <^pilot^> fine and dandy smallcock 
51:00 <slinky_J> used torch facelift n gave facebook a dark knight rises theme ehehe
51:00 <^pilot^> hows your ass, been reemed today ?
51:00 <smallcock> yeah by your mum
51:00 <slinky_J> BILBRO RAPPINS
51:00 <smallcock> shes great
51:00 <^pilot^> that makes you the bitch smallcock
51:00 <^pilot^> :)
51:00 <smallcock> i had to go to lockridge for it
52:00 <milk> Well at least they still let me in the supermarket
52:00 <smallcock> i dont mind being the bitch
52:00 <smallcock> end of the day markus
52:00 <beagle> the chinese and some europeans relate way people behave to some animals
52:00 <smallcock> you got a little cock
53:00 <beagle> oh smallcock is that bee hornet
53:00 <milk> Mostly I been doing ogre management lately
53:00 <^pilot^> i've never denied that
53:00 <^pilot^> and guess what 
53:00 <^pilot^> i still get more sex than you 
53:00 <^pilot^> :)
53:00 <smallcock> with your boyfriend yeah
53:00 <smallcock> cause youre gay
53:00 <^pilot^> and your sister 
53:00 <^pilot^> because she's a whore :)
53:00 <smallcock> funny that
53:00 <smallcock> i dont have a sister
53:00 <beagle> i often had a crush on friends sisters
53:00 <beagle> back in 1990s
53:00 <beagle> now i have no friends lol
54:00 <^pilot^> yeah she disowned you 
54:00 <^pilot^> like your whole family
54:00 <^pilot^> but anyway
54:00 <^pilot^> horses for courses
54:00 <smallcock> a sister i dont have disowned me?
54:00 <milk> Cities are a natural defence
54:00 <smallcock> youre dumb markus
55:00 <beagle> natural , sure, cities are natural
55:00 <beagle> i live in a small city
55:00 <beagle> well a town
55:00 <beagle> seems like a natural defence :)
55:00 <milk> They are part of reality and subject to life and lore
56:00 <milk> Wild animals are social too
56:00 <beagle> theres this guy
56:00 <milk> A city is more than just buildings
56:00 <beagle> that tells a tiger to move away from a sleeping bloke on a seat
56:00 <beagle> and it just shrugs away walks off
56:00 <beagle> city this on adelaide if you see it from mt lofty it has a hell of a lot of trees
57:00 <beagle> i live near sheep n cattle and horses out from the city
57:00 <milk> Domestic animals are part of a city
57:00 <beagle> more south than that bushy area ringwood
57:00 <beagle> in comparison
57:00 <milk> So is the wiring and plumbing
58:00 <beagle> ringwood i saw from google earth was huge
58:00 <beagle> melbourne cbd is OK
58:00 <milk> Its vast
58:00 <beagle> thats rite
59:00 <Serenity> why are you talking about another dudes dick mirza
59:00 <Serenity> thats weird
59:00 <beagle> lol.
59:00 <Bastardly_One> what a silly question Sezz
59:00 <beagle> he is being an idiot
59:00 <Bastardly_One> same reason beagle is in denial
00:00 <Bastardly_One> I SAID NO MEN!
00:00 <beagle> no mew ?
00:00 <milk> Would you put a stray in charge of your destiny?
00:00 <Bastardly_One> I just nearly said 
00:00 <Serenity> oh its not mirza
00:00 <Bastardly_One> no
00:00 <^pilot^small^cock^> little dick
00:00 <Bastardly_One> it's like that question is the back cover of FF XIII milk
01:00 <milk> OK, would you consult with tiger on ocean traffic?
01:00 <beagle> i kept feeling like playing arcade version (MAME) wonderboy on the laptop im put off cause battery sucks
01:00 <beagle> anyway gonna go sweep
01:00 <Bastardly_One> ffs
02:00 <Bastardly_One> no wonder shadow called me Beagle_One today
02:00 <Bastardly_One> stfu
02:00 <Bastardly_One> rambling is MY gig
02:00 <Serenity> im too nude for this
02:00 <Serenity> brb\
02:00 <^pilot^small^cock^> lol
02:00 <^pilot^small^cock^> ballarat bum
03:00 <Bastardly_One> oh it's you
03:00 <Bastardly_One> who left soon as you did that 
03:00 <Serenity> who is it
03:00 <Bastardly_One> who the fuck are you cock drop?
03:00 <Bastardly_One> I've no idea 
03:00 <Serenity> hmm
04:00 <Bastardly_One> but your hubby decided I was known as Beagle_One
04:00 <Bastardly_One> so he changed to Ballarat_Bum
04:00 <Serenity> whoever you are ^pilot^small^cock^ change your name
04:00 <Bastardly_One> than run off like a girl
04:00 <Bastardly_One> so a hit and run type pussy
05:00 <Serenity> i can ban you if you want
05:00 <^pilot^little^willy^> youre being norty
05:00 <^pilot^little^willy^> i like that
05:00 <Serenity> you're being a dickhead
06:00 <^pilot^little^willy^> dickhead hey
06:00 <^pilot^> It's ok Serenity, daddy touched him when he was younger 
06:00 <^pilot^little^willy^> nah that was your mum
06:00 <Serenity> alll this cock talk is making me hungry
07:00 <Bastardly_One> hah
07:00 <milk> Democratic capitalism is a solution, not the answer
07:00 <Bastardly_One> not a good time to snigger in rt
07:00 <Bastardly_One> I am coughing bad atm
07:00 <Serenity> what is rt
07:00 <Bastardly_One> real time 
07:00 <Bastardly_One> real life
07:00 <Serenity> oh right
07:00 <Serenity> irl
07:00 <Bastardly_One> yah
07:00 <Bastardly_One> in the web chat I am in if someone has life happen 
08:00 <Bastardly_One> brb rti
08:00 <milk> Everything you do on the internet is fake?
08:00 <Bastardly_One> rti means real time incident
08:00 <^pilot^> hmmm
08:00 <^pilot^little^willy^> lesson on what things mean by Bastardly_Bum
08:00 <milk> Beyond internet byi
08:00 <^pilot^> what about LTI
08:00 <^pilot^> or MTI 
09:00 <^pilot^> !!!!
09:00 <slinky_J> fk i hate evening
09:00 <slinky_J> 12am man!!
09:00 <Bastardly_One> lest see who it is though
09:00 <Bastardly_One> get them talking before bannage
09:00 <Bastardly_One> I wanna know who it is 
09:00 <Serenity> so pm them
09:00 <Bastardly_One> I like to know who my lovers are
09:00 <Serenity> i dont wanna think about ^pilot^'s wang
10:00 <Bastardly_One> either do I 
10:00 <Bastardly_One> he keeps showing me
10:00 <Bastardly_One> Oh
10:00 <Serenity> thats better thanks
10:00 <milk> Charming
10:00 <Bastardly_One> I know
10:00 <Bastardly_One> I think 
10:00 <Serenity> its not shads
10:00 <Serenity> calm down
10:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh not that fat cunt
10:00 <SerenitySucksSixSacksofShit> lol
10:00 <SerenitySucksSixSacksofShit> is this the guessing game?
11:00 <milk> Its Himmler
11:00 <Bastardly_One> for one thing he can construct a sentence 
11:00 <Bastardly_One> can't be shads
11:00 <Serenity> oh god best sneeze
11:00 <Serenity> and again
11:00 <SerenitySucksSixSacksofShit> SHIT STAINED UNDIES
11:00 <Bastardly_One> did it go everywhere?
12:00 <Serenity> no im a fucking lady
12:00 <Bastardly_One> the sneeze I did before accidently went in my housemate's face
12:00 <Bastardly_One> he walked past just as I sneezed
12:00 <Bastardly_One> he wasn't very impressed
12:00 <SUFFER^IN^YOUR^JOCKS> U STILL LIVE WITH YA MUM POOF
12:00 <Bastardly_One> I had to run away and laugh 
12:00 <milk> Random
13:00 <Bastardly_One> I just heard a fart at the end of "no I'm a fucking lady"
13:00 <slinky_J> https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xap1/t1.0-9/10561623_10201966361955200_2091091468005603201_n.jpg
13:00 <milk> I've never snotted on a girls face
13:00 <slinky_J> lol chick from before
13:00 <Bastardly_One> wasn't on purpose ... was funny though
13:00 <Bastardly_One> I warned him I was gonna sneeze
13:00 <Serenity> i tell you what
14:00 <slinky_J> so b1 guess what
14:00 <Serenity> this conditioner does not smell like peach bliss
14:00 <Bastardly_One> and to walk around the other way 
14:00 <Serenity> smells like dried piss
14:00 <Bastardly_One> yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees?
14:00 <Bastardly_One> what
14:00 <Bastardly_One> rude sezz
14:00 <Bastardly_One> but what J?
14:00 <slinky_J> i got my 360 running thru my Xbone
14:00 <slinky_J> lols
14:00 <Bastardly_One> oh, that all?
14:00 <slinky_J> u can run wii u thru it and ps3
14:00 <Bastardly_One> oh right 
14:00 <slinky_J> u can run 360 thru xbone thru xbone
14:00 <Bastardly_One> well, you've not got a PS3 anymore
15:00 <slinky_J> true
15:00 <Bastardly_One> or else you got join the GTA O posse
15:00 <slinky_J> haha
15:00 <slinky_J> :P
15:00 <Bastardly_One> that was so much fun the other night 
15:00 <slinky_J> and i could do it thru xbone
15:00 <slinky_J> u use the tv feature
15:00 <Bastardly_One> the 3 of us just slaughtering each other 
15:00 <slinky_J> ;)
15:00 <slinky_J> nice
15:00 <Bastardly_One> not sure who started it but it wasn't me
15:00 <Bastardly_One> simba I bet
15:00 <slinky_J> lol
16:00 <slinky_J> ill get it when its out on xbone
16:00 <slinky_J> all remastered
16:00 <slinky_J> then i wont bitch about it
16:00 <slinky_J> lol
16:00 <Bastardly_One> I know couleurs got sick of dying
16:00 <Bastardly_One> and cracked the sads
16:00 <Bastardly_One> bah! ... better than my bragging and failing each time 
17:00 <slinky_J> man
17:00 <slinky_J> imagine if GTA V had online like with watch dogs
17:00 <slinky_J> thatd fkn rule
17:00 <SUFFER^IN^YOUR^JOCKS> SOMEONE KILL HIM
17:00 <Bastardly_One> dying is strangely part of the fun 
17:00 <slinky_J> instead of having to leave the campaign it comes to you
17:00 <Bastardly_One> oh I dunno about that 
17:00 <Bastardly_One> I like to pick and choose
17:00 <Bastardly_One> not be forced
18:00 <slinky_J> nah u can turn it off
18:00 <Bastardly_One> hold my chips bitch!
18:00 <milk> Like wow but gta
18:00 <slinky_J> so u dont get bounties
18:00 <Bastardly_One> no Shaggy don't do it!
18:00 <slinky_J> and ppl cant invade
19:00 <Bastardly_One> oops
19:00 <Bastardly_One> the mighty death pop
19:00 <SUFFER^IN^YOUR^JOCKS> KILL HIM KILL HIM KILL HIM KILL HIM KILL HIM KILL HIM KILL HIM KILL HIM KILL HIM KILL HIM KILL HIM KILL HIM KILL HIM KILL HIM KILL HIM KILL HIM KILL HIM KILL HIM KILL HIM KILL HIM KILL HIM KILL HIM KILL HIM KILL HIM KILL HIM KILL HIM KILL HIM KILL HIM KILL HIM KILL HIM KILL HIM KILL HIM KILL HIM KILL HIM KILL HIM KILL HIM KILL HIM KILL HIM KILL HIM KILL HIM KILL HIM KILL HIM KILL HIM KILL HIM KILL HIM KILL HIM KILL HIM KILL HIM KILL HI
19:00 <slinky_J> but they can only invade when ur not actively doing a mission of any type
19:00 <slinky_J> so if ur just cruising around and u have a bounty on u thats when other games can invade ur game
19:00 <Serenity> omg
19:00 <slinky_J> ;)
19:00 <Serenity> why do you trolls make me do this
19:00 <Serenity> or stebie
19:00 <Serenity> lol
19:00 <slinky_J> KILL WHOM
19:00 <slinky_J> stebie
19:00 <Bastardly_One> night owl 
19:00 <slinky_J> right
19:00 <Bastardly_One> NightOwl, guess what?
19:00 <NightOwl1> BeeWon
20:00 <NightOwl1> What
20:00 <Bastardly_One> tahnii and I got warned by Cradz
20:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
20:00 <Bastardly_One> for ... get this 
20:00 <Bastardly_One> calling lurkers cunts
20:00 <NightOwl1> For kissing and hugging too much?
20:00 <Bastardly_One> LOL
20:00 <NightOwl1> Ha
20:00 <Bastardly_One> for that
20:00 <Bastardly_One> like, wow
20:00 <Bastardly_One> someone that childish complained 
20:00 <NightOwl1> Yeah you've done much worse lol
21:00 <milk> Irc is serious business
21:00 <Bastardly_One> fiend has had to bow to the master
21:00 <Bastardly_One> that is the ultimate ... banned if I flame LURKERS
21:00 <Pete> might have too set the +f mode too something so it stops flooders , like that person
22:00 <NightOwl1> It's an outrage!
22:00 <Bastardly_One> I like a friend of Mine ... Sadist's comment 
22:00 <Bastardly_One> so if I call Mine a cunt in the room I'll be banned ... stupid cunts
22:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
22:00 <slinky_J> KeepCalmAndLurk
22:00 <milk> Power tripper
22:00 <slinky_J> best gamertag i saw today
23:00 <slinky_J> i love bein in a platoon with real vets
23:00 <slinky_J> american gamers ftw
23:00 <Bastardly_One> I like couleurs gaming tag actually
23:00 <Bastardly_One> stereohum
23:00 <Bastardly_One> I like that for some reason
23:00 <Bastardly_One> mine's my writing and music non de plume
23:00 <Bastardly_One> heretic-muse
24:00 <Bastardly_One> this dude in this game looks like whatshisface from the Clerks movies
24:00 <Bastardly_One> Not Silent J
24:00 <Bastardly_One> the other one 
24:00 <Bastardly_One> OMG Serenity
24:00 <Bastardly_One> I am so stupid
25:00 <Bastardly_One> I just worked out where J stole his name from 
25:00 <Serenity> we know this
25:00 <Bastardly_One> *face palm*
25:00 <Bastardly_One> I never saw the connection
25:00 <Bastardly_One> til just then
25:00 <NightOwl1> Silent j?
25:00 <Bastardly_One> <-------- dumb
25:00 <NightOwl1> It was jay and silent bob
25:00 <Loof> lol
25:00 <Bastardly_One> OMG!
26:00 <Loof> brain damage
26:00 <Loof> bad
26:00 <Bastardly_One> what he said
26:00 <Serenity> i dont know what you're talking about
26:00 <slinky_J> EVER SINCE THE DAY I WANKED OVER PORN
26:00 <milk> Silent Bob was the director in cameo
26:00 <Bastardly_One> no other excuse
26:00 <Bastardly_One> well, Violent J
26:00 <Bastardly_One> is kind of a bit of both names
26:00 <Bastardly_One> but clerks was later yeah?
27:00 <Serenity> clerks wqas after.
27:00 <NightOwl1> After what?
27:00 <slinky_J> i stole my name from?
27:00 <Bastardly_One> thought so ... wasn't sure
27:00 <Bastardly_One> not you J
27:00 <slinky_J> oh
27:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm on about clown love
27:00 <slinky_J> ahaehaehae
27:00 <Bastardly_One> she knows now
27:00 <Serenity> dont talk like a faggot
28:00 <Bastardly_One> I am one though 
28:00 <Bastardly_One> you keep tellin' me 
28:00 <milk> Seen "chasing Amy"?
28:00 <Bastardly_One> seen them all milk
28:00 <milk> That's silent Bob's wife
28:00 <Bastardly_One> chasing amy was weak
29:00 <Bastardly_One> but I'm putting the bong down for a while
29:00 <NightOwl1> No it's not, it was his gf
29:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm talking dyslexic
29:00 <NightOwl1> His wife was in jay and silent bob strike back
29:00 <Bastardly_One> and I am pretty sure NightOwl is right this time
29:00 <Bastardly_One> yep
29:00 <NightOwl1> And his daughter was in clerks 2
29:00 <Bastardly_One> have you seen the christmas movie?
30:00 <Bastardly_One> if you've seen that then you've seen them all 
30:00 <Bastardly_One> was after strikes back
30:00 <Bastardly_One> there was a chick on here who even had all the comics
30:00 <NightOwl1> Have a look at the trailer for his new movie tusk.. Looks awesome
30:00 <Bastardly_One> I still have 2 of them I've not given back
30:00 <Bastardly_One> will do
31:00 <milk> Johnny the homicidal maniac comics are good
31:00 <Bastardly_One> oh shit!
31:00 <Loof> old man take a look at my cock, mines a lot like yours was
31:00 <Bastardly_One> it's bin night 
31:00 <Bastardly_One> oh well, the cunt can wake up and do it 
32:00 <Bastardly_One> or else we're gonna have a lot of rubbish until next week
32:00 <milk> Loof common not of
32:00 <Loof> sometimes a fart is as good as a shit
33:00 <Bastardly_One> you're so vaiiiiiiiiiiiin
33:00 <Bastardly_One> you probably think this chat is about yooooooooooooooou
33:00 <Bastardly_One> don't you?
33:00 <Bastardly_One> don't yooooooooooooooooooooooooou?
34:00 <stebie> stebie
34:00 <milk> Reminds me of that abbo gif
34:00 <Bastardly_One> stebeh
34:00 <Loof> you up to date with wentworth stebie?
34:00 <Loof> final episode is awesome
36:00 <milk> Do you know the difference between witworth and imperial?
36:00 <milk> ???
37:00 <Bastardly_One> apparently not 
38:00 <Bastardly_One> or you're being ignored as usual?
38:00 <Bastardly_One> awwwwwwwwwwww
38:00 <Bastardly_One> I've been talking to you 
38:00 <milk> Witworth was pre metric
39:00 <Bastardly_One> ah right 
39:00 <Bastardly_One> numbers in general aren't my thing 
39:00 <milk> Appreciated
39:00 <Bastardly_One> we don't get along well numbers and I
40:00 <milk>  People get upset because they think progress has stagnated
40:00 <milk> I have limitations and requirements
40:00 <milk> No one ever looks beyond self interest
41:00 <Bastardly_One> lol @ the reaction my plague mask icons 
41:00 <slinky_J> https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xap1/v/t1.0-9/10514665_10203650546958655_726589298651771534_n.jpg?oh=a96ab664a6a733c000633fb3395a3d97&oe=544E3A64&__gda__=1414605661_8c8e994e2337ad2d09254bfb42aba29f
41:00 <Bastardly_One> where else I chat
41:00 <slinky_J> now that's a great way to give out ur info
41:00 <Bastardly_One> NightOwl
41:00 <slinky_J> lolol
41:00 <slinky_J> look at that b1
41:00 <Bastardly_One> lookin' now
41:00 <Bastardly_One> hang on 
41:00 <NightOwl1> Yeeeees
42:00 <milk> Would you destroy humanity so chimp can do the perfect tree swing?
42:00 <Bastardly_One> cute slinky
42:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
42:00 <Bastardly_One> NightOwl, how harmless are my icons?
42:00 <Bastardly_One> I'll show ya one slinky ... they creep people out for some reason 
42:00 <NightOwl1> Harmless in a mildly disturbing way
43:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.the-pork.com/thepork/porkimages/uploaded15/a0e623d3-2cb9-4521-abeb-8777.png
43:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I agree
43:00 <Bastardly_One> not my fault I like masks and clowns
43:00 <Bastardly_One> or sociopathic
43:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm wonderful
43:00 <doctor> I thought I was going to see a nice piece of pork to drool over, but no.
44:00 <slinky_J> i got joker as my chat background for irc
44:00 <doctor> sigh...... you disappoint
44:00 <slinky_J> someones gone over the pic n made it look like some cool painting
44:00 <slinky_J> that mask b1
44:00 <milk> Talking to myself
44:00 <slinky_J> is that a Doctor's mask?
44:00 <slinky_J> from like the middle ages n shit
44:00 <slinky_J> like 300 yrs ago some shit
45:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.the-pork.com/thepork/porkimages/uploaded15/36d2b63b-2045-48ed-9146-686e.png
45:00 <Bastardly_One> sure is but not that long ago 
45:00 <Bastardly_One> well kind of 
45:00 <doctor> Milk, I'm much too lazy to destroy the world
45:00 <Bastardly_One> from the black plague times
45:00 <slinky_J> yer
45:00 <Bastardly_One> doctors were those 
45:00 <doctor> I think it will do a good job at it itself
45:00 <slinky_J> i forget where in the world the plague is now
45:00 <Serenity> i have a panther sitting on me
45:00 <Bastardly_One> and that first icon is a doctor coming out of a house
45:00 <Loof> fuck this cold
45:00 <Bastardly_One> give him a pat from me 
45:00 <slinky_J> some fuck hole in the world the plague still exists
46:00 <Bastardly_One> and tell him to stop fucking growing!
46:00 <Bastardly_One> Oh the ebola virus
46:00 <Serenity> lol hes 4 i think hes stoppd growing
46:00 <Bastardly_One> fair point Serenity :P
46:00 <Bastardly_One> the ebola virus didn't just happen 
46:00 <Bastardly_One> fucking cunts
46:00 <Bastardly_One> culling africans again 
47:00 <Serenity> is there no cure for ebola?
47:00 <Bastardly_One> that I'm not sure of 
47:00 <Bastardly_One> I've had too much to do over the week to research to be honest
47:00 <slinky_J> who mentioned ebola
47:00 <Bastardly_One> me
47:00 <slinky_J> oh
48:00 <NightOwl1> Apparently not, and a 90% mortality rate to boot
48:00 <Bastardly_One> scroll
48:00 <slinky_J> did you know before I said it that the black plague is still around today?
48:00 <Bastardly_One> after your last comment
48:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah and I said 
48:00 <Bastardly_One> I went on 
48:00 <slinky_J> ah cool
48:00 <Serenity> fuck NightOwl1 =/
48:00 <slinky_J> man ebola hasnt really caused that much damage
48:00 <Serenity> how contagious is it
48:00 <Bastardly_One> oh 100 percent
49:00 <Bastardly_One> american aid workers are being sent back one by one 
49:00 <Bastardly_One> that are infected
49:00 <Bastardly_One> so they're isolated completely
49:00 <Bastardly_One> tell me it's not more african culling
49:00 <NightOwl1> It's not spread airborne I don't think
50:00 <slinky_J> viruses happen
50:00 <Bastardly_One> not those kind
50:00 <Bastardly_One> without help
50:00 <NightOwl1> But can be spread by contact, sweat n stuff like that
50:00 <slinky_J> Contagen
50:00 <slinky_J> omigosh
50:00 <Serenity> No ebolavirus-specific treatment exists.[62] Treatment is primarily supportive in nature and includes minimizing invasive procedures, balancing fluids and electrolytes to counter dehydration, administration of anticoagulants early in infection to prevent or control disseminated intravascular coagulation, administration of procoagulants late in infection to control bleeding, maintaining oxygen 
50:00 <Serenity> levels, pain management, and the use of medications to treat bacterial or fungal secondary infections.[79][80][81] Early treatment may increase the chance of survival.[82] A number of experimental treatments are being studied
50:00 <slinky_J> what a horror
50:00 <Bastardly_One> it's almost mainstream news they cull africans via immunisations
50:00 <slinky_J> why would they want to cull africans
50:00 <Serenity> =/
51:00 <Bastardly_One> because they breed like flies
51:00 <slinky_J> that's india
51:00 <Bastardly_One> research eugenics
51:00 <Bastardly_One> :(
51:00 <NightOwl1> So do people in the western suburbs of Sydney
51:00 <slinky_J> lol
51:00 <slinky_J> nobody's out there culling africans
51:00 <slinky_J> the ebola virus has killed fuck all people
52:00 <Serenity> well they should be giving them birth control
52:00 <Bastardly_One> yes
52:00 <Bastardly_One> instead of sterilsation
52:00 <Bastardly_One> and I don't care what you say I reckon it will be proven one day 
52:00 <Bastardly_One> for instance ... the swine flu
52:00 <Bastardly_One> that was contained to Mexico City
53:00 <Bastardly_One> and the piggery it started at 
53:00 <Bastardly_One> BEFORE pandemic stage
53:00 <Serenity> dont talk to me about fucking swin flu
53:00 <Serenity> swine
53:00 <Serenity> i had that shit i thought i was going to die
53:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck me 
53:00 <Bastardly_One> never met anyone that was that unlucky
53:00 <Bastardly_One> but it was contained to where it started before pandemic stage
54:00 <slinky_J> viruses change
54:00 <Bastardly_One> so, my theory has always been that a lot of these things aren't as accidental as they appear
54:00 <slinky_J> it happens
54:00 <slinky_J> naturally
54:00 <Serenity> now i want to watch the stand
54:00 <Bastardly_One> yes and no
54:00 <slinky_J> strains change
54:00 <slinky_J> like the flu
54:00 <Bastardly_One> Oh I love that movie
54:00 <Bastardly_One> and the book is heaps better
54:00 <Bastardly_One> the uncut version of the book
54:00 <Bastardly_One> the trashcan man!
55:00 <Serenity> yes i have it
55:00 <Bastardly_One> how good is the uncut book?
55:00 <Bastardly_One> probably his best even 
55:00 <slinky_J> uncut version of a book
55:00 <slinky_J> soz but made me lol
55:00 <Bastardly_One> yep
55:00 <Bastardly_One> sounds stupid but he was made to edit it at first
56:00 <Bastardly_One> it's a fuckload long book
56:00 <slinky_J> yer
56:00 <slinky_J> like LOTR
56:00 <Bastardly_One> and from the start it creeps you out 
56:00 <slinky_J> i just cant get into fantasy horror books
56:00 <Serenity> i cant get up and check cause theres a cat on me but its honestly like 1500-2000 pages
56:00 <slinky_J> i like a headfuck of a novel but
56:00 <Serenity> its fucking massive
56:00 <Bastardly_One> oh a headfuck?
56:00 <slinky_J> but i like particular styles of writing
57:00 <Bastardly_One> IT
57:00 <slinky_J> so im picky
57:00 <Bastardly_One> he did that so well 
57:00 <Bastardly_One> the way it's just a childhood flashback 
57:00 <Bastardly_One> apart from the first and last chapter
57:00 <Bastardly_One> so well done
57:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I think the cut version is like about 800 pages
57:00 <NightOwl1> Have you read any of his son's books? He's good too.
57:00 <Bastardly_One> can't say I have yet
57:00 <Serenity> king is hit and miss
58:00 <Serenity> he shits me to tears a lot with his TMI approach
58:00 <NightOwl1> Joe Hill. 
58:00 <Bastardly_One> yes ... depends on the book's subject matter
58:00 <Bastardly_One> like the internet one 
58:00 <Bastardly_One> stfu Stevie!
58:00 <Bastardly_One> and tommyknockers
58:00 <Bastardly_One> wtf was all that TMI?
59:00 <Bastardly_One> the Dragon one 
59:00 <Bastardly_One> that wasn't TMI
59:00 <Bastardly_One> I have the hardback illustrated of that in a box somewhere
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