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00:00 <The_Baron> and yeah he was major dissapointed
00:00 <Bastardly_One> no shit 
00:00 <Bastardly_One> I'd actually find it easy to log onto my server with a controller
00:00 <Bastardly_One> I mean to be on there with one 
01:00 <The_Baron> I do like that u can just plug a keyboard and mouse into the ps3
01:00 <Bastardly_One> that's anything that has a usb slot though
01:00 <Bastardly_One> handy to write abuse mail to idiots while baiting them on GTA
01:00 <Bastardly_One> so I hear *coughs*
02:00 <Serenity> heh Ant was the highlight of book week today he went as minecraft steve
02:00 <Bastardly_One> hey cool 
02:00 <Bastardly_One> pic?
02:00 <Bastardly_One> we had book week last week
03:00 <Serenity> https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/10421540_10152214242222331_1508057512967606586_n.jpg?oh=22580ee087452874ce4b1394197a8ed6&oe=5477675B&__gda__=1415482174_899a5466c7350bef1fb4a2df71c900dd
03:00 <Serenity> lol the girl next to him wanted to wear the grass block
03:00 <Bastardly_One> hah
04:00 <Bastardly_One> and cool 
04:00 <The_Baron> hey b1
04:00 <The_Baron> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hOJC8Rq9eis
04:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Enchanted Laser - 1st full Rough cut (Aug 21, 2014) 1:11 - Category: People & Blogs - 13 views - 0 likes (0%), 0 dislikes (0%)
04:00 <Bastardly_One> yes?
04:00 <Bastardly_One> I saw that last night
04:00 <Serenity> he has a torch too but he wanted to leave that in the car
04:00 <The_Baron> u did?
04:00 <The_Baron> how?
04:00 <Bastardly_One> drug addict :P
05:00 <Bastardly_One> you fucking linked a lazer thing
05:00 <The_Baron> oh I posted it here ay
05:00 <Bastardly_One> last night
05:00 <The_Baron> derrr
05:00 <Bastardly_One> no shit
05:00 <The_Baron> fuck my memory is shocking
05:00 <Serenity> geez baron lol
05:00 <Bastardly_One> I smoke a fair bit man 
05:00 <Bastardly_One> but calm down for sure
05:00 <Bastardly_One> geez
05:00 <Maurice> Whos worked up
06:00 <Bastardly_One> no-one
06:00 <Bastardly_One> The_Baron is clearly smoking too many drugs
06:00 <Bastardly_One> can't even remember last night
06:00 <Bastardly_One> and he was straight
06:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
06:00 <Maurice> Then how is he smoking too many drugs if he was straight
06:00 <The_Baron> I think that was the prob actually 
06:00 <The_Baron> last night I was more fucked for memory and cognition than when I am stoned
07:00 <Bastardly_One> no
07:00 <Bastardly_One> it's been happening for months in pm
07:00 <Bastardly_One> tbh
07:00 <The_Baron> yeah
07:00 <The_Baron> well ...fuck, I have a bad memory
07:00 <Bastardly_One> used to be heaps better
07:00 <The_Baron> actually even as a kid i did
07:00 <The_Baron> b1, what u have observed is an increased usage
07:00 <The_Baron> like I said
07:00 <The_Baron> the last month I been smoking a quarter a day
07:00 <The_Baron> plus all that hash cake
08:00 <Bastardly_One> yep, stupidity
08:00 <The_Baron> plus all the weekends of lsd, cocaine and eccies
08:00 <Bastardly_One> and pure piggage
08:00 <The_Baron> ^^
08:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah well, lsd ... look at chris
08:00 <Bastardly_One> say no more
08:00 <The_Baron> chris is a mental midget
08:00 <Bastardly_One> that's a result of drug abuse
08:00 <Bastardly_One> acid he told me 
09:00 <The_Baron> for me, I really think it has just been the increase in weed of late
09:00 <The_Baron> I am cutting down now
09:00 <The_Baron> only smoked a gram of hash oil
09:00 <The_Baron> sure it's the equivelant of 3 grams of weed
09:00 <The_Baron> but fuck ya
09:00 <The_Baron> :P
09:00 <Bastardly_One> depends on the oil
09:00 <stebie> oils ain't oils
09:00 <The_Baron> it's QWISO
09:00 <Bastardly_One> usually get more vegetable oil than hash down here I swear
10:00 <The_Baron> still can't get the bud I want atm
10:00 <Bastardly_One> and I've smoked about 3 grams of this indica today
10:00 <The_Baron> so I got a half pound of shake off my serbian mate
10:00 <The_Baron> and made some of this
10:00 <Bastardly_One> I just woke up from a drug induced nap before
10:00 <The_Baron> all u do is freeze ur trim/shake. put ur isopropyl in the freezer overnight
11:00 <The_Baron> then in small batches u pour in enough isopropyl to cover up the plant material
11:00 <Bastardly_One> all I am caring about now
11:00 <The_Baron> swivel and soak for less than 30 seconds
11:00 <The_Baron> and pour through a coffee filter
11:00 <Bastardly_One> is wanting to stop farting
11:00 <Bastardly_One> they fucking stink
11:00 <The_Baron> u seen those charcoal underpants?
11:00 <Maurice> I'm almost positive Hungry Jacks has shown 20 commericals in the last 10 minutes
11:00 <The_Baron> they got a charcoal filter that neutralises farts
11:00 <Maurice> Curses
12:00 <Serenity> they are telling you to get hjs
12:00 <Serenity> and bring me nuggets
12:00 <The_Baron> WTF
12:00 <The_Baron> why the fuck is a cunt I hate on my FB list?
12:00 <Maurice> I think they're telling you to get nuggets and bring me a whopper
12:00 <Maurice> WITH BEETROOT
12:00 <The_Baron> I really gotta stop accepting friend requests willy nilly
13:00 <Maurice> Is there a history of dementia or alzheimers in your family
13:00 <The_Baron> nope
13:00 <Serenity> mmm grape fanta
13:00 <Maurice> None in mine either yet my pop is on the verge of falling down the rabbit hole
13:00 <The_Baron> I think it really is just me smoking too much, and the fact my day to day life doesn't seem to rely on my memory all that much
13:00 <Maurice> Yet he never dig drugs
14:00 <The_Baron> I forget shit, shit still gets done either way
14:00 <Bastardly_One> have I got nuggets? *thinks* ... no but I have hash browns
14:00 <Maurice> Did*
14:00 <Bastardly_One> thanks bitches
14:00 <Bastardly_One> I need to put the oven on now
14:00 <slinky_J> lickandsniffyourupperlip
14:00 <Maurice> Serenity, I got a cheeseburger today, I downed it like [Maverick] downs a cock
14:00 <Bastardly_One> wasn't remotely hungry until I saw nuggests
14:00 <Serenity> yummm
14:00 <The_Baron> Maurice, well I hope it aint some precursor to dementia
14:00 <Bastardly_One> the McD cheeseburger or HJs?
14:00 <Maurice> My point basically is, don't let Bastardly_One tell you your mind is failing
14:00 <Bastardly_One> McD ones are yuck
14:00 <Bastardly_One> lol Maurice
14:00 <Serenity> you are yuck
14:00 <Maurice> Which is what he just did
15:00 <The_Baron> though cannabis is meant to prevent dementia and alzeheimers I thought anyway
15:00 <Serenity> maccas cheeseburgers > hjs
15:00 <Bastardly_One> I have never taken advantage of him ever
15:00 <Maurice> You're all up in everyones grill, telling other people their business or telling THEM their business
15:00 <Maurice> Just take a step back already
15:00 <Bastardly_One> he's an actual friend in my eyes
15:00 <Serenity> was sad watching my friends mum with dementia
15:00 <Serenity> specially knowing her before it started
15:00 <Bastardly_One> My great aunt got it 
16:00 <Bastardly_One> and went out one day and was found a week later 
16:00 <Bastardly_One> in a local hospital, she had a heart attack
16:00 <Serenity> my uncle ended up with alcohol induced dementia
16:00 <The_Baron> u know, I been copping this a lot
16:00 <Serenity> but he was an old cunt
16:00 <Bastardly_One> couldn't remember who she was or where she lived
16:00 <The_Baron> not like it's a bad thing for ppl to say my memory has been shittier than usual
16:00 <Maurice> My pop is 83 and he's on the edge
16:00 <The_Baron> but it really is starting to get to a point I prolly should do something about it
16:00 <The_Baron> maybe I might order some pyracetam again
17:00 <ATS63> B1, so if she went out one day and was found in a hospital, did she remember the heart attack?
17:00 <Bastardly_One> I read somewhere about dementia once that your mind gets worn out around 80ish
17:00 <Maurice> Order me pizza while you're there
17:00 <Serenity> if i smoke weed every day for a while i start to forget things
17:00 <Bastardly_One> but that does not explain people over 100 and stuff
17:00 <Bastardly_One> ATS63, nope
17:00 <Bastardly_One> the doctor told us she had one
17:00 <Maurice> I smoke it everyday for years
17:00 <The_Baron> Serenity, that is what it is
17:00 <ATS63> Most people with dementia just have affairs
17:00 <Maurice> But I don't need Bastardly_One to remind me
17:00 <Bastardly_One> then she took to beatng the shit out of her sister
17:00 <ATS63> In nursing homes
17:00 <Bastardly_One> which is my grandma
17:00 <The_Baron> but I still should do something to counteract it a bit
18:00 <Maurice> Smoked*
18:00 <slinky_J> with chairs
18:00 <Bastardly_One> and they were close as all hell ... until she lost it 
18:00 <Serenity> well yeah if its becoming a problem you should
18:00 <The_Baron> well it is, only coz it's a problem for ppl around me
18:00 <Serenity> i dont smoke it often enough for it to be a problem
18:00 <Bastardly_One> Oh Maurice, I don't lecture him at all 
18:00 <Maurice> I never mentioned lectures
18:00 <Bastardly_One> The_Baron, that's about the first time I've ever said that right?
18:00 <The_Baron> yeah
18:00 <The_Baron> but ur not the first one lately
19:00 <The_Baron> that's the thing
19:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah but it's like me saying to him oh dont do that
19:00 <The_Baron> everyone I know even irl has been sayin it
19:00 <Bastardly_One> when my lungs are fucked
19:00 <Bastardly_One> I was gonna say the way he's going he is asking for at least a lung collapse
19:00 <Bastardly_One> but not my place when I do the same shit 
19:00 <ATS63> https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpf1/t1.0-9/10472593_681535855289088_1045652580224998287_n.jpg
19:00 <ATS63> LAAME
19:00 <Maurice> I was a non smoker of everything when I got a lung infection
19:00 <The_Baron> Bastardly_One, that's the one thing I think won't fuck out on me
20:00 <The_Baron> my lungs are in great shape
20:00 <The_Baron> surprisingly
20:00 <Maurice> I couldn't breathe without pain
20:00 <Bastardly_One> I thought mine were too at the time Mr Seal
20:00 <Bastardly_One> don't smoke on a heavy flu
20:00 <The_Baron> well for now they are good
20:00 <Bastardly_One> how we smoke is all I have to say
20:00 <The_Baron> plus, I am using a vaporiser more
20:00 <The_Baron> atm this oil is all being vaped, so no smoke 
21:00 <Bastardly_One> which I didn't lose that mortal feeling I had afterwards
21:00 <The_Baron> but like even with weed, the last 2 weeks, I been imbibing half of it through a vape
21:00 <The_Baron> so I think by the end of the year I will just fully convert to vape use
21:00 <Bastardly_One> four months I was mortal for ... that was fucking scary
21:00 <The_Baron> man, the vape I got is actually a better hit I must admit
21:00 <Bastardly_One> I heard a great comment though
21:00 <mrdanger> somebody say something interesting, stat
22:00 <The_Baron> it's the most sudden hit I ever got off a pipe
22:00 <Bastardly_One> and I think it can even be put to pot and drinkers in excess
22:00 <Bastardly_One> "you know addicts though, it's always about us"
22:00 <Maurice> Are you now immortal
22:00 <mrdanger> thank you Maurice, that will do
22:00 <The_Baron> lol
23:00 <mrdanger> its just been all their babble since i joined and i was going to suicide
23:00 <Bastardly_One> nope 
23:00 <Serenity> i wouldnt mind trying vaping
23:00 <Bastardly_One> but I mean I'd like to be scared enough not to 
23:00 <Serenity> but i dont have it often enough to warrant buying anything to do that
23:00 <Bastardly_One> again
24:00 <ATS63> Is there anybody in here who isn't a pothead? :(
24:00 <Bastardly_One> I have my eye on a vape
24:00 <Bastardly_One> cheapest ever I've seen it is 160 though
24:00 <Serenity> define pot head
24:00 <Bastardly_One> that's a fair bit IMO
24:00 <Serenity> i dont think smoking every 6 months makes you a pot head
24:00 <ATS63> With a frequency greater than once a month, thats enough for me to not care
24:00 <Serenity> well im not
25:00 <Serenity> i smoke once every 5-6 months
25:00 <Maurice> Otherwise shes a meth head
25:00 <ATS63> Oh...
25:00 <Serenity> ^
25:00 <Serenity> lol
25:00 <ATS63> Say like when your cuzz comes of age, so you have a hungi and listen to bob marley for a week?
25:00 <Serenity> sure that sounds like fun
25:00 <Maurice> Woah
25:00 <Maurice> Are you maori
25:00 <Serenity> apparently
25:00 <Bastardly_One> he clearly knows some local ones
26:00 <Serenity> ill be moari if i get to have a hungi
26:00 <The_Baron> <ATS63> Say like when your cuzz comes of age, so you have a hungi and listen to bob marley for a week? <---what is with kiwis and reggae?
26:00 <Bastardly_One> that's what they do 
26:00 <The_Baron> seriously?!
26:00 <Bastardly_One> come to the one I have to go to on Sat
26:00 <Bastardly_One> 13 yr old cousin's
26:00 <Bastardly_One> should be fun
26:00 <mrdanger> poor kids
26:00 <Bastardly_One> heh ... I'm the grumpy white uncle
26:00 <ATS63> Bastardly_One: you're staying there for the whole week I hope
27:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh, sorry man 
27:00 <Bastardly_One> I'll be home the same night
27:00 <ATS63> At least until the hungi is ready?
27:00 <ATS63> You don't want to miss that shit
27:00 <ATS63> Hungi is sweet bruzz
27:00 <xm> every 6 months Serenity? is this related to the astronomical events of solstice?
27:00 <Serenity> lol
27:00 <Serenity> no
27:00 <Bastardly_One> they're starting shit on fri night
27:00 <mrdanger> she's a druid
27:00 <Bastardly_One> sorry ATS63
27:00 <ATS63> xm: Serenity just has lots of cousins
28:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm a 1/4 maori and my grandma on my dad's side is full
28:00 <Serenity> being serious though i got ripped off on the cousin department
28:00 <Serenity> ive got like 8 first cousins and theyre all way older
28:00 <Bastardly_One> My mum's side hasn't bred really at all 
28:00 <Bastardly_One> dad's side has ... the maori side
29:00 <ATS63> My bro is a mouri working in corrective services. You probably know him
29:00 <ATS63> well, bro-in-law
29:00 <Bastardly_One> doubt it 
29:00 <Bastardly_One> we're not all related
29:00 <Serenity> LOL wtf
29:00 <ATS63> ...
30:00 <Bastardly_One> it was a silly thing to say
30:00 <xm> are there many 'full maoris' in Ballarat?
30:00 <Bastardly_One> but I live in a country city
30:00 <Maurice> I'm half pom, I don't go around calling people geezers
30:00 <xm> there were hardly any in Perth until the mining boom
30:00 <ATS63> I actually really like hungi and bob marley
30:00 <Serenity> 'oh you're chinese? do you know xin chang lu??'
30:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh man ... but I'm used to those do you know xyz comments being in a country city
30:00 <Serenity> lol.
30:00 <ATS63> I wish I were mouri
30:00 <Serenity> its maori.
30:00 <Bastardly_One> so that comment didnt really seem that stupid
31:00 <ATS63> Serenity: real mouri's can't spell
31:00 <xm> ive heard it pronounced like mouri before but not sure how to spell that
31:00 <mrdanger> yeah shepp has like 60,000 people and i always get asked if i know somebody
31:00 <Bastardly_One> people think that way sadly ... yeah I live in a city of 100,000 ... I know that guy!
31:00 <mrdanger> its pretty retardo
31:00 <Serenity> bunbury is full of maoris
31:00 <Bastardly_One> yep mrdanger
31:00 <Maurice> My mum is from sydney, so I must really be a sydneyian
31:00 <Bastardly_One> there's another totally white guy on here that's maori too
31:00 <Bastardly_One> you can tell his tribe though ... all forehead
32:00 <slinky_J> well you're not maori if you're totally caucasian
32:00 <mrdanger> the maoris and aboriginals in shepp faught like nuts, i think all the maoris moved away after a year or two though
32:00 <Bastardly_One> can tell mine from my nose actually
32:00 <mrdanger> or decided to stay inside
32:00 <Bastardly_One> fucking huge
32:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
32:00 <slinky_J> you're not maori
32:00 <xm> cant be as bad as what happens in QLD
32:00 <Bastardly_One> the shep abos?
32:00 <Bastardly_One> they still run that place? I've not heard my shep friend bitch for ages
32:00 <Bastardly_One> I saw an abo rapper on rage the other night from shep
32:00 <Serenity> your nose is like a witches hat how is that maori? their noses are broad
32:00 <Bastardly_One> he was alright hey?
33:00 <mrdanger> briggs
33:00 <mrdanger> yeah he's a friend of mine, coincidentally
33:00 <mrdanger> considering we were just talking about not knowing everybody in the town
33:00 <Bastardly_One> broad but BIG Serenity
33:00 <Bastardly_One> really mrdanger, I didn't mind him
33:00 <Bastardly_One> at all
33:00 <Bastardly_One> he got lots of stuff?
33:00 <xm> just dont ever rub a toad on your nose, Bastardly_One 
33:00 <mrdanger> he's just released a new album
33:00 <mrdanger> sheplife
34:00 <Bastardly_One> that has to be what it's off then
34:00 <Bastardly_One> lots of shit of the main drag near Harvey Norman and the Info Centre
34:00 <Bastardly_One> and the bowling alley
34:00 <slinky_J> many europeans are known for having big noses
34:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I know the place ... shitty than here
35:00 <mrdanger> https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCJbJG0ZPhCk83NDwj2j-Euw
35:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Unable to retrieve information for that link.
35:00 <mrdanger> ah, thats the filmclip for the the hunt
35:00 <mrdanger> that you speak of
35:00 <mrdanger> i wasnt a big fan of that filmclip
35:00 <slinky_J> I'm J_apanese
35:00 <slinky_J> hot
36:00 <ATS63> b1: have you ever yelled at anyone "are you hating on me cause I'm black"?
36:00 <slinky_J> IM A PENGUIN!
36:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
36:00 <mrdanger> i yelled that at my math teacher in year 8
36:00 <Bastardly_One> no, being a white as I am I am almost grey
36:00 <ATS63> Yea not maori
36:00 <slinky_J> ever been to antarctica sezz, yeah im 1 quarter antarctican
36:00 <Bastardly_One> you'd never now in a month of sundays unless you met my dad's mum
36:00 <Bastardly_One> *know
37:00 <ATS63> I assume by that logic, you're also gay
37:00 <ShadowLurker> boobs
37:00 <slinky_J> i think it makes me a neuro scientist too, and part biologist and theologean
37:00 <Serenity> i went to saturn once
37:00 <Bastardly_One> that's nice dickheads I know my own family I think
37:00 <mrdanger> lol
37:00 <ShadowLurker> ok whos hangin shit on who and for what
38:00 <mrdanger> everybody is hanging shit on everybody because its irc
38:00 <ATS63> I'm hanging shit on tha line
38:00 <ATS63> yo
38:00 <ShadowLurker> ive been busy building a nuclear reactor
38:00 <ATS63> dawg
38:00 <xm> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NjxNnqTcHhg
38:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Popcorn Original Song (Sep 21, 2011) 3:48 - Category: Music - 2,103,502 - 8,004 likes (96.1%), 322 dislikes (3.9%)
38:00 <The_Baron> so ur mum fucked a polar bear slinky_J?
38:00 <xm> a song for many occasions
38:00 <ATS63> ShadowLurker: from smoke alarms?
39:00 <Serenity> http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/08/20/woman-feeds-daughter-tape_n_5692417.html?utm_hp_ref=weird-news
39:00 <Serenity> :|
39:00 <ShadowLurker> nah I got a few kgs of plutonium in the shed
39:00 <ATS63> Neat. Got a centrifuge?
40:00 <ATS63> Also when you took the plutonium I do hope you recognised the traditional land owners of NT
40:00 <ShadowLurker> yeh next to the hadron
40:00 <slinky_J> y r u talkin bout my mum The_Baron, BE NICE ABOUT UR GF
40:00 <slinky_J> sucka
40:00 <Serenity> he stole it from international something somethings...
40:00 <Maurice> Fucking hell, Serenity
41:00 <Maurice> That's rank
41:00 <mrdanger> anybody want to be friends?
41:00 <Serenity> right?
41:00 <Serenity> ugh
41:00 <ATS63> mrdanger: can we hold hands?
41:00 <Maurice> 'I wanted you to lose weight'
41:00 <Maurice> Adlib
41:00 <slinky_J> this mockumentary on 9/11 on sbs is lolarious
41:00 <slinky_J> wonder how much it cost for 2 cgi buildings to collapse
41:00 <Serenity> what i want to know is
41:00 <mrdanger> ATS63: unlikely
42:00 <Serenity> who the hell makes tablets with tape worm eggs inside? lol
42:00 <Maurice> Fucking gross
42:00 <slinky_J> ppl that want to help other ppl lose weight?
42:00 <The_Baron> actually those are sold out from india and indonesia
42:00 <Serenity> =/
42:00 <The_Baron> they are sold as diet pills
42:00 <Serenity> yuck
42:00 <mrdanger> lol
42:00 <The_Baron> well, it works
42:00 <slinky_J> told u
43:00 <Serenity> yeah but you're infested with worms?!?!?!
43:00 <The_Baron> though pooping out yards of tapeworm may not be worth the trim figure
43:00 <Serenity> 1!!!!
43:00 <The_Baron> unless u are that vain
43:00 <xm> or just free if you buy the 'fresh food'
43:00 <doctor> i got them free from nature as a child
43:00 <beehhh> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4U6z9XeoVPU
43:00 <The_Baron> there is this shit doctors give u to drink
43:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Cher - Heart Of Stone ♥ (Jul 9, 2010) 4:14 - Category: Music - 419,431 - 1,481 likes (99%), 15 dislikes (1%)
43:00 <The_Baron> it kills the worms and makes it so u can poop em all out
44:00 <Serenity> gross
44:00 <Maurice> Thats not cool
44:00 <The_Baron> thing is, other than an itchy arse
44:00 <Serenity> id rather stay fat
44:00 <The_Baron> they are benighn
44:00 <The_Baron> benign*
44:00 <doctor> i just had some chocolate thing the doctor gave me to have a few times
44:00 <The_Baron> they are generally a harmless parasite
44:00 <doctor> and that was it
44:00 <Maurice> Then why did this chick end up in the ER
44:00 <The_Baron> doctor, yeah that's the stuff
44:00 <Maurice> Oh Chuck Norris is back from the dead
44:00 <The_Baron> I had to drink it when I was 10
44:00 <Serenity> probably cause she had so many lol
45:00 <The_Baron> yeah after a while, if too many are growing, they will cause congestion in the intestinal tract
45:00 <ATS63> I so want to listen to bob marley for a week now :/
45:00 <slinky_J> yum
45:00 <slinky_J> you poop them out
46:00 <slinky_J> free noodles for chinee family!
46:00 <The_Baron> the silly woman prolly gave her a HEAP of those pills
46:00 <Maurice> I'm so thankful I'm is normal does
46:00 <Maurice> Sorry 'normal does'
46:00 <xm> doctor, nature is kind. she gives us comfort. humanity is cruel and makes pill to take away mother nature's greatest gifts such as tapeworms
46:00 <xm> pills*
46:00 <The_Baron> but xm, are we not just a part of nature
47:00 <The_Baron> therefore whatever we do is just a result of the natural order
47:00 <xm> but not mother nature
47:00 <The_Baron> well make that clarification next time:P
47:00 <The_Baron> hold up
47:00 <Serenity> im so sick of my friends trying to sell me shit
47:00 <The_Baron> https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xap1/t1.0-9/10576941_911833425504336_6858725617927509934_n.jpg
47:00 <Serenity> no im not interested in herablife, or younique or fucking avon or nutrimetics
47:00 <Serenity> FUCK OFF
47:00 <ATS63> Apparently getting tapeworms can cure many gastro diseases :D
48:00 <The_Baron> this lil illustration highlights my idea of nature and humanity
48:00 <The_Baron> I didn't do it of course, but the sentiment is dead on
48:00 <Serenity> aha i like that
48:00 <xm> nature is just a quasi-metonym. like how tongue may mean language
49:00 <The_Baron> true
49:00 <The_Baron> Serenity, I got a link u might like
49:00 <ShadowLurker> is it boobs
49:00 <The_Baron> http://www.ebay.com.au/itm/181353415826
49:00 <The_Baron> no
49:00 <The_Baron> but if u aint seen it already, u may well want one too
50:00 <Serenity> hahah thats cool
50:00 <xm> and i said she :D
50:00 <Serenity> needs to be 10th doctor tho
50:00 <The_Baron> yeah but 11th doctors is bigger and shinier
50:00 <The_Baron> :P
51:00 <xm> what is the max lifespan of one doctor
51:00 <The_Baron> I loved in the movie how David Tennant goes "compensating for something?@
51:00 <Serenity> hahah yes
51:00 <Serenity> oh god i loved tennants doctor
52:00 <Serenity> been watching them again the last couple weeks
52:00 <slinky_J> yay new doctor
52:00 <The_Baron> I missed the first ep of the new season
52:00 <Serenity> im so keen for the new doctor
52:00 <Serenity> i fucking hate matt smith as the doctor
52:00 <The_Baron> though from what I gather Peter Capaldi seems oright
52:00 <Serenity> he has a real doctor feel
52:00 <slinky_J> he's perfect as the doctor
52:00 <Serenity> smith was a prat
52:00 <slinky_J> first ep wasnt brill tho
52:00 <Bastardly_One> holy shit
53:00 <Bastardly_One> a canadian icon is being purchased by burger king
53:00 <The_Baron> though my kid has a plastic Sonic Screwdriver based on the 10th doctor
53:00 <ATS63> maple syrup?
53:00 <The_Baron> it's a spy pen, and the light makes the ink appear
53:00 <The_Baron> pretty cheese
53:00 <The_Baron> but eh
53:00 <Serenity> best doctor
53:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh, tim hortons
53:00 <Serenity> i mean recent ones
53:00 <ShadowLurker> you got no idea
54:00 <Serenity> some of us arent 6000 years old to have seen the originals
54:00 <beehhh> whats the story
54:00 <The_Baron> Peter Capaldi reminds me of Jon Pertwee a bit
54:00 <The_Baron> the third doctor
54:00 <The_Baron> I don't know why
54:00 <The_Baron> he just does
54:00 <Serenity> you should check the new ep
54:00 <beehhh> fuck working in towns
54:00 <Serenity> its on iview
55:00 <beehhh> countryside better
55:00 <The_Baron> oh they put it up
55:00 <The_Baron> I tried it this morn didn't work
55:00 <Serenity> yeah it was up like straight after it aired
55:00 <The_Baron> really
55:00 <beehhh> thai ladyboys are hot
55:00 <Serenity> yuh
55:00 <The_Baron> fuck, then I have browser issues then
55:00 <The_Baron> Serenity, the originals are fun to watch
56:00 <The_Baron> especially Jon Pertwee and Tom Baker seasons
56:00 <xm> the first doctor came across as some sort of cold psychopath
56:00 <Serenity> ive seen a few
56:00 <Serenity> my brother has them all
56:00 <Bastardly_One> try a direct link
56:00 <Bastardly_One> http://iview.abc.net.au/programs/doctor-who/ZW0063A001S00
57:00 <The_Baron> sweet
57:00 <Serenity> it was on at like 4am and then again at 8:30pm
57:00 <Maurice> I want to punch my husband in the nuts
57:00 <Serenity> do it
57:00 <beehhh> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=52W-ahfPjbg
57:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Spider Love Cocaine (Aug 27, 2011) 0:46 - Category: Entertainment - 6,989,110 - 44,454 likes (95.8%), 1,957 dislikes (4.2%)
57:00 <Bastardly_One> oh yeah
57:00 <Maurice> He just phoned me, I tell him I babysat my sisters kids, him 'which car did you take?' Me 'The new one' 'Well don't drive it everyday' he's home for a week and drives it EVERYWHERE
58:00 <Bastardly_One> breaking bad was repeated on the ABC that's right
58:00 <Maurice> He's not banned from the wevibe
58:00 <beehhh> http://www.gaysgroupsex.com/fm/PoolPartyJIZZORGY1_01.jpg
58:00 <The_Baron> oh and lately I been watching It's Always Sunny In Philidelphia
58:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm flicking through iview
58:00 <The_Baron> and fuck me how did I miss this show for 10 years?
58:00 <Maurice> Not = so
58:00 <The_Baron> it's fucking HILLARIOUS
58:00 <beehhh> hi5
58:00 <Maurice> Get You're The Worst
58:00 <Maurice> Thats good
58:00 <beehhh> men
58:00 <Maurice> 6 eps so far
59:00 <beehhh> that was Maurice having her food
59:00 <Maurice> Yes beehhh, we get it, I'm super obese etc etc
59:00 <The_Baron> will check it out
59:00 <The_Baron> I love shows where the characters are so repulsive yet endearing
59:00 <beehhh> are you i'd never know? but i like big girls btw
59:00 <beehhh> more cusion for the pushon
00:00 <Serenity> no Maurice its cam thts super fat
00:00 <Maurice> Apprently I broke a balcony according to you, get it right
00:00 <Maurice> Ohh right
00:00 <Maurice> That skin and bones fucker
00:00 <slinky_J> my neighbour needs to learn to sleep with earplugs or something
00:00 <beehhh> leoni was big girl too from wanganui
01:00 <beehhh> haistings
01:00 <slinky_J> did you murder her beehhh
01:00 <Serenity> woo my new unit is up
01:00 <Serenity> weee
01:00 <xm> http://nypost.com/2014/08/25/body-language-expert-jay-and-bey-are-headed-for-splitsville/
01:00 <xm> * fingers crossed *
01:00 <xm> someone interpret that
01:00 <beehhh> nope she moved up north to brissie only i didnt left at that time was a great mistake she offered to move with her silly me didnt
01:00 <xm> beehhh, any news today?
02:00 <slinky_J> man
02:00 <Bastardly_One> is it me or does Josh Thomas make you want to punch him?
02:00 <beehhh> nothing exciting
02:00 <slinky_J> i switched channels not to hear about jay and bey
02:00 <Bastardly_One> annoying little faggot
02:00 <beehhh> same ol same ol how goes it for you xm?
02:00 <xm> same old too
02:00 <The_Baron> b1 who doesn't want to punch him?
02:00 <ATS63> http://www.taste.com.au/recipes/37573/snapper+with+butternut+pumpkin+and+orange+brown+butter+sauce
02:00 <slinky_J> is that the guy from the optus ads?
02:00 <xm> lobster + bechamel sauce
02:00 <xm> back in the day
02:00 <The_Baron> and yes it is
03:00 <The_Baron> and what the fuck is with his accent
03:00 <beehhh> the guy from devondale ad is a drug dealer not a teacher
03:00 <The_Baron> the cunt is from adelaide or some shit
03:00 <slinky_J> i was guna say
03:00 <Bastardly_One> it's ummmmm
03:00 <slinky_J> he sounds like hes from sa
03:00 <The_Baron> sounds like a pikey mixed with a irish pomp
03:00 <Bastardly_One> shit, some UK country
03:00 <Bastardly_One> forget tbh
03:00 <slinky_J> well pick one
03:00 <slinky_J> there are four
03:00 <beehhh> cliver palmer was only innocent
03:00 <Bastardly_One> but yeah fuck off you little twat
03:00 <slinky_J> lol
03:00 <British^Meat> oh that screachy albino skinny twat
03:00 <The_Baron> josh thomas is a pretty mneh comedian
03:00 <beehhh> asians are very united
04:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah, where's he from BM?
04:00 <British^Meat> i thought comedians were funny
04:00 <beehhh> is like u vs 300
04:00 <Bastardly_One> he is a shit comedian
04:00 <British^Meat> i dunno, irish?
04:00 <The_Baron> I don't get why Sam and Randy J didn't get as much kudos as that lil cuntface
04:00 <tooheys> i was looking for u earlier British^Meat i wanted to race :)
04:00 <Serenity> i love josh thomas
04:00 <beehhh> greek kkk are entering into straya
04:00 <Bastardly_One> get OUT!
04:00 <British^Meat> saturday, for sure
04:00 <Bastardly_One> you would wouldn't you Serenity?
04:00 <tooheys> sweet man 
04:00 <Bastardly_One> go home, you're clearly drunk Serenity
05:00 <Serenity> dude you have the worst taste in anything you dont get an opinion
05:00 <Serenity> calm down
05:00 <xm> beehhh, what can we do to protect ourselves? will they be burning down the homes of other Bangladeshis?
05:00 <The_Baron> it's all subjective
05:00 <slinky_J> lol
05:00 <beehhh> actually australia isnt big for everyone people dont understand how the locals are surviving only i do
05:00 <slinky_J> the dude isnt even from the UK
05:00 <Serenity> that beyonce thing reads like nonsense xm
05:00 <The_Baron> but personally Josh Thomas is like having an abortion performed on me, despite the fact I am not a woman nor pregnant
05:00 <The_Baron> :P
05:00 <xm> Serenity, yes, hence my comment
05:00 <beehhh> i get Maurice would give me a place prollu
05:00 <xm> thought it was funny
05:00 <beehhh> porbability
06:00 <slinky_J> josh thomas has talent
06:00 <Maurice> A place under the fishpond, yes
06:00 <beehhh> see 
06:00 <Serenity> someone read a book for 5 minutes on body language and thinks hes a professional
06:00 <slinky_J> he's a good actor
06:00 <The_Baron> well he seems to have enough fans to have a career
06:00 <xm> it was a she
06:00 <beehhh> sharing is caring
06:00 <The_Baron> but I just reckon there are far better comedians in australia
06:00 <Serenity> i bet shes hairy like a man
06:00 <The_Baron> like Sam Simons
06:00 <beehhh> shes offering cats her fish
06:00 <Bastardly_One> who cares how many fans he has ... he is shit 
06:00 <beehhh> my name is elisa dale
07:00 <Serenity> my name is luca
07:00 <The_Baron> Sam Simmons*
07:00 <slinky_J> hi elisa dale
07:00 <TheRiddler> time for beds
07:00 <slinky_J> do you want to die Elisa?
07:00 <Maurice> I live on the 2nd floor
07:00 <beehhh> hi spanky
07:00 <Serenity> night ash
07:00 <British^Meat> when he was on that show talking bout your generation, its like he was literally trying to act dumb
07:00 <slinky_J> hi!
07:00 <British^Meat> so yer
07:00 <Maurice> I live upstairs from you
07:00 <TheRiddler> goodnight
07:00 <British^Meat> great actor
07:00 <beehhh> heart throb
07:00 <British^Meat> coz i was fooled
07:00 <beehhh> studs
07:00 <The_Baron> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LFfNe6XWU9E
07:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Sam Simmons - Fail (Apr 10, 2011) 3:13 - Category: Comedy - 41,215 - 87 likes (86.1%), 14 dislikes (13.9%)
08:00 <xm> <HairyWomanBodyLanguageWoman> He threw up when he saw me. Clearly nerves from being around a naturally beautiful woman such as myself
08:00 <beehhh> porns are good sex
08:00 <The_Baron> I usually aint a fan of prop comedians
08:00 <Serenity> .
08:00 <The_Baron> but this guy
08:00 <slinky_J> lee evans lee evans lee evans
09:00 <beehhh> girls are sick of teasing a death
09:00 <Serenity> my inner bogan loves carl barron.. or should i say early barron. its mostly repetitive shit now
09:00 <beehhh> Lets walk along this tombstone you & I
09:00 <The_Baron> I like Carl Baron
09:00 <The_Baron> well early stuff too
09:00 <beehhh> he from nsw
09:00 <The_Baron> his over literisation and pedantic nature is amusing
09:00 <xm> he doesnt try too hard unlike the TV personalities
09:00 <Serenity> i dont know if im missing anything but his new dvd's and shows are just the old jokes etc
10:00 <how_are_they> hey
10:00 <beehhh> xm how i get back
10:00 <how_are_they> how are they
10:00 <The_Baron> Sezz, yeah
10:00 <beehhh> for one night only
10:00 <The_Baron> he went the way of the umbilicals
10:00 <xm> back from what?
10:00 <The_Baron> :P
10:00 <beehhh> last wish of a prisoner
10:00 <Serenity> but i can still watch his earlier ones and cry laughing
10:00 <how_are_they> thank
10:00 <The_Baron> I always liked his "a flight attendant asked if I would care for a glass of orange juice, I replied "only if it cared for me" "
10:00 <Bastardly_One> I went walkies
10:00 <Serenity> hahah yes!
10:00 <Bastardly_One> Carl Baron?
11:00 <beehhh> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8UHBkWrzZ-Q
11:00 <Bastardly_One> hilarious
11:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Nickelback - Far Away (lyrics) (Apr 16, 2010) 3:59 - Category: Music - 2,642,712 - 13,199 likes (97%), 407 dislikes (3%)
11:00 <Serenity> this sam simmons is funny
11:00 <slinky_J> carl baron is boring
11:00 <The_Baron> he is
11:00 <slinky_J> as shit
11:00 <The_Baron> Sam Simmons is australias most underrated comedian I reckon
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11:00 <slinky_J> he kills dead pan
11:00 <ATS63> most comedians are boring
11:00 <ATS63> jim owen
11:00 <how_are_they> it's blown
11:00 <how_are_they> the whole lot
11:00 <xm> pretty much all of them are
11:00 <xm> australian or not
12:00 <beehhh> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j4y-RzVGrHg
12:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Nickelback - Far Away [OFFICIAL VIDEO] (Aug 18, 2006) 3:59 - Category: Music - 64,412,216 - 207,405 likes (98.4%), 3,444 dislikes (1.6%)
12:00 <ATS63> so hungry
12:00 <ATS63> think I might go to the fish markets if I'm still awake then
12:00 <slinky_J> i just cooked fish
13:00 <slinky_J> it's yum
13:00 <xm> can you create something markets with OpenTTD
13:00 <Bastardly_One> I should check those hashbrowns
13:00 <The_Baron> I sadly have a Jimoin CD that is Signed
13:00 <The_Baron> the Goin Off one
13:00 <xm> something like*
13:00 <Maurice> I just cooked potato gems
13:00 <Bastardly_One> thanks for the reminder
13:00 <Maurice> Coz fish is gross
13:00 <The_Baron> with that song Danny Man
13:00 <The_Baron> :P
13:00 <ATS63> I have some pork roast left over, except I'm over it
13:00 <The_Baron> he may be a cheesey comedian at times
13:00 <The_Baron> but I will say, he is a really nice guy
13:00 <Bastardly_One> potato gems and hash browns
13:00 <Bastardly_One> healthy lot we are
14:00 <ATS63> ripped cunt food
14:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ATS63
14:00 <ATS63> snapper and pumpkin is healthy
14:00 <Bastardly_One> yum to both
15:00 <Bastardly_One> love fish and pumpkin is great no matter what
15:00 <Serenity> god damn it i cant find my fave BC skit
15:00 <Serenity> CB
15:00 <Bastardly_One> CB?
15:00 <beehhh> all the kids entering as a refugee but i got no luck yet actually its fading on me
15:00 <slinky_J> lol
15:00 <xm> Carl Barron
15:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah
15:00 <xm> -r
15:00 <ShadowLurker> Big Cocks
16:00 <Bastardly_One> slow typo correcting
16:00 <slinky_J> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DFL6RKTeJk8
16:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: John Leguizamo - Freak - Puberty (Apr 13, 2011) 3:18 - Category: Comedy - 134,160 - 457 likes (94.8%), 25 dislikes (5.2%)
16:00 <Bastardly_One> I've seen him up here 
16:00 <slinky_J> i so gotta dl this again
16:00 <Serenity> no you're lagging like usual
16:00 <beehhh> look at the bright sight worse could had happen
16:00 <Bastardly_One> at our version of her Majesties Theatre
16:00 <Maurice> Well ok, Expendables is turning me on
16:00 <Bastardly_One> I'd pay for ahkmed thingo too
17:00 <beehhh> im just a desi boy with no luck and half a head
17:00 <xm> he got away with things no one else could
17:00 <beehhh> appreciation from either sides
17:00 <Bastardly_One> Maurice
18:00 <Bastardly_One> has your husband ever sung this to you?
18:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PZ9TS7XLs2Q
18:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Tripod - Gonna Make You Happy (Oct 30, 2007) 4:36 - Category: Comedy - 78,783 - 358 likes (97.3%), 10 dislikes (2.7%)
18:00 <Bastardly_One> listen to the lyrics
18:00 <Bastardly_One> heh
18:00 <Bastardly_One> love it
18:00 <Maurice> Im not clicking and hes never sung to me ever
18:00 <ATS63> http://www.watchtvanywhere.me/2013/10/10/the-league-season-5-episode-6-heavy-petting/
18:00 <Bastardly_One> click it :/
18:00 <ATS63> That shit is funny, all your stuff is gay
18:00 <Bastardly_One> it's a gaming song but funneh
18:00 <Maurice> In reverse, I never sing to him
18:00 <how_are_they> blown
19:00 <how_are_they> the smashed vessel leaking bulbous fluids
19:00 <beehhh> sing to us now practice for a happy matrimonial
19:00 <ShadowLurker> would you care for an orange juice?
19:00 <ShadowLurker> if it needed me.
19:00 <The_Baron> my wife sings the entire buffy musical sountrack when she is drunk and annoyed with me
19:00 <Bastardly_One> tripod are hit and miss
19:00 <beehhh> external relationship
19:00 <The_Baron> coz she knows it will shit me to tears
19:00 <Bastardly_One> but this song is funny
19:00 <Maurice> I'm gone to wank to Statham, cheerio
19:00 <Serenity> i keep forgetting youre married
19:00 <Serenity> wtf
19:00 <beehhh> cuckold Bastardly_One
20:00 <The_Baron> it's oright, I forget too at times
20:00 <The_Baron> :P
20:00 <Bastardly_One> have you heard that tripod song The_Baron?
20:00 <The_Baron> I have 
20:00 <The_Baron> and it is pretty funny
20:00 <Bastardly_One> actually good for them
20:00 <Bastardly_One> they got stale towards the end
20:00 <beehhh> i miss my 7/11 thats all
20:00 <Bastardly_One> not sure why the reformed for a tour except money
20:00 <beehhh> it was my only true friend
20:00 <The_Baron> at the end of the day, they are still a second rate Axis Of Awesome and a third rate Flight Of the Conchords
21:00 <beehhh> i even wrote a poem about it when i was working in 7/11
21:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah but old enough to be ripoffs of DAAS as well
21:00 <slinky_J> flight of the conchords tv show xD
21:00 <The_Baron> holy shit
21:00 <The_Baron> how did I not mention the doug anthony;s???
22:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ThLdUGczSNw
22:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: DAAS: The Big Gig - KRSNA Riding Shotgun (Sep 14, 2009) 3:41 - Category: Entertainment - 8,569 - 49 likes (98%), 1 dislikes (2%)
22:00 <slinky_J> because you didnt want to be gay on irc
22:00 <Bastardly_One> they only had one set of costumes too
22:00 <The_Baron> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oOlDewpCfZQ
22:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Axis of Awesome: 4 Chords Official Music Video (Jul 20, 2011) 6:20 - Category: Comedy - 19,325,860 - 251,962 likes (99%), 2,518 dislikes (1%)
22:00 <beehhh> which town in straya has no women?
22:00 <Bastardly_One> first show on the ABC they were told to wash them
22:00 <Bastardly_One> or not get on television
22:00 <beehhh> i wanna settle there
22:00 <The_Baron> when I heard this song, it fucked me up. Because now I can hear these four chords in HEAPS of new pop songs
22:00 <The_Baron> it really highlights how lame pop music is
23:00 <beehhh> they never understood me really 
23:00 <Bastardly_One> this is one of my favourite DAAS songs
23:00 <Bastardly_One> Krishna Riding Shotgun
23:00 <The_Baron> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6-JfIduytVs
23:00 <The_Baron> this is my fave
23:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: DAAS - I Fuck Dogs (Feb 21, 2007) 2:58 - Category: Entertainment - 172,886 - 591 likes (96.4%), 22 dislikes (3.6%)
23:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
23:00 <Bastardly_One> that was coming next
23:00 <Bastardly_One> damn ya
24:00 <Bastardly_One> and sooty the skinhead
24:00 <Serenity> mmm bonjella
24:00 <The_Baron> it tastes like sambuca
24:00 <The_Baron> but won't get u drunk
24:00 <Bastardly_One> and the cover of Heard it on the Grapevine is fucking insane
24:00 <beehhh> http://www.nepaleseencounters.com.np/admin-panel/data/upimages/Tengboche_Monastery.jpg
24:00 <The_Baron> though if I ever hear Paul McDermots rendition of Throw Your Arms Around Me
24:00 <Serenity> two of my wisdom teeth have come through on the same side.. and the teeth are fine.. but when i eat i bite my cheek back there and it fkn hurts
25:00 <The_Baron> I will probably finally take an overdose
25:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
25:00 <Bastardly_One> I hate that song full stop
25:00 <The_Baron> u know
25:00 <The_Baron> I reckon it's a bit rapey that song
25:00 <Bastardly_One> but Paul McDermot I really like
25:00 <The_Baron> I hold u tight and squeeze the life right out of you??
25:00 <The_Baron> wtf is that?
25:00 <Bastardly_One> I cannot stand it ... Mark Seymour trying to sing 
26:00 <The_Baron> and coming through the bedroom window
26:00 <The_Baron> seriously, rapey
26:00 <Bastardly_One> is abysmal
26:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... it is stalkey
26:00 <Bastardly_One> I love one song of theirs specific
26:00 <Bastardly_One> it's descriptive to me 
27:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1qzYzu6Bo80
27:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Hunters & Collectors - The Slab (Mar 30, 2010) 3:57 - Category: Music - 24,886 - 122 likes (96.8%), 4 dislikes (3.2%)
27:00 <Bastardly_One> really called Betty
27:00 <Bastardly_One> Betty's Worry
27:00 <Bastardly_One> the words are really good
27:00 <Bastardly_One> clever
27:00 <foxtrix> ÕųųŐ   ćЛкйЮЯЯžžŞŞŞуффф
27:00 <Bastardly_One> all it is about is going down on a woman
28:00 <beehhh> good nite
28:00 <foxtrix> dude i found character map woohoo
28:00 <Bastardly_One> lol @ that sharpie dancing
28:00 <slinky_J> ilu beehhh
28:00 <beehhh> switzerland is better
28:00 <mrdanger> ̄৴@╻ͫ
29:00 <mrdanger> ټ
29:00 <slinky_J> lol
29:00 <{Bastardly_One_Touched_Me}> 9,14Bastardly_One you're a paedophile leave the young girls alone Bastardly_One you're a paedophile leave the young girls alone Bastardly_One you're a paedophile leave the young girls alone Bastardly_One you're a paedophile leave the young girls alone Bastardly_One you're a paedophile leave the young girls alone Bastardly_One you're a paedophile leave the young girls alone
29:00 <beehhh> me2 
29:00 <slinky_J> wooo
29:00 <mrdanger> lol
29:00 <Serenity> good lord
29:00 <ATS63> B1 you pedophile
29:00 <mrdanger> exciting shit
29:00 <slinky_J> ride the floodwave
29:00 <mrdanger> I hear you're a pedo b1
29:00 <slinky_J> i eat kids with potato
29:00 <slinky_J> mmm
29:00 <foxtrix> pedometer
29:00 <mrdanger> pretty shitty place for a pedo to hang out, considering there have been no young people here for over 10 years
29:00 <The_Baron> that's rich coming from someone with a very pedo sounding nick
29:00 <The_Baron> :P
30:00 <mrdanger> I reckon we're about even The_Baron
30:00 <The_Baron> nah, my nick implies a lower tier of nobility
31:00 <The_Baron> ur nick implies that u probably like a good danger wank outside of a preschool with a yellow anorak on
31:00 <foxtrix> kids go well with salsa
31:00 <Bastardly_One> My nick implies sodomy
31:00 <Bastardly_One> bend over mrdanger ... thought you of all ppl would know better dickhead
31:00 <mrdanger> The Baron of Boybutts
31:00 <The_Baron> nope
31:00 <The_Baron> the Baron Of Bongs
31:00 <ATS63> Couldn't you at least wait until the week of bob marley?
31:00 <Bastardly_One> hey bb
31:00 <slinky_J> u go well with salsa foxtrix
32:00 <Bastardly_One> *wink wink*
32:00 <ATS63> 13 and then its ok
32:00 <mrdanger> couldn't aim a little higher than a 'lower tier of nobility' for your aspirational irc nickname?
32:00 <Bastardly_One> look at your own nick and ask if you could come up with better
33:00 <slinky_J> yum 
33:00 <mrdanger> Bastardly_One: this is the conversation we are having, welcome
33:00 <slinky_J> my bum likes that
33:00 <The_Baron> mrdanger, don'tcha know, I am the most modern person on irc
33:00 <The_Baron> :P
33:00 <Bastardly_One> have another vape
33:00 <mrdanger> mysterion is dead
33:00 <Bastardly_One> that was lame as fuck
34:00 <The_Baron> B1, the vape hasn't really left my mouth
34:00 <slinky_J> im looking forward to seeing The_Baron's episode of Weekend Aristocrats
34:00 <Bastardly_One> lol slinky_J
34:00 <The_Baron> so much for cutting down really
34:00 <Bastardly_One> that'd be full of ferals smoking the best green
34:00 <The_Baron> hahahaha
34:00 <Bastardly_One> in the lounge of a house ready to be demolished
34:00 <foxtrix> mmmm im hungry
35:00 <Bastardly_One> right The_Baron?
35:00 <The_Baron> fucken ay
35:00 <slinky_J> i made you hungry jacks foxtrix
35:00 <Bastardly_One> so you were saying last night
35:00 <The_Baron> what was I saying last night?
35:00 <foxtrix> oh yeah i got oysterblade steaks ... grain fed cows sacrificed themselves for my sppers
35:00 <Bastardly_One> that our local boys are supplying your local boys
35:00 <foxtrix> *suppers
35:00 <Bastardly_One> that's interesting ... 
35:00 <The_Baron> b1, pretty much dude
36:00 <slinky_J> suicidal cows :/
36:00 <The_Baron> the thing about the goldie u will prolly know
36:00 <Bastardly_One> stupid MCs
36:00 <The_Baron> there never is enough drugs for this lot
36:00 <foxtrix> renee thinks humans should be grain fed XD
36:00 <Bastardly_One> running the entire east coast
36:00 <The_Baron> it really is a good place to make a quick dollar if u are so inclined
36:00 <Bastardly_One> yep, in record time too
36:00 <foxtrix> damn vegans how they got their brain capacity beyond me
36:00 <Bastardly_One> vegans are fucked
36:00 <Bastardly_One> point out their doc martins
37:00 <Bastardly_One> leather
37:00 <The_Baron> Vegans to me are ppl who just like being difficult
37:00 <Bastardly_One> point out their belts
37:00 <Bastardly_One> etc
37:00 <The_Baron> coz u know it aint just gonna end with dietry restrictions
37:00 <slinky_J> in my experience people are just people
37:00 <The_Baron> really
37:00 <erlich> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ErnMC7xokQ8
37:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Depeche Mode - People Are People (HQ) (Jun 26, 2012) 3:40 - Category: Music - 479,369 - 2,290 likes (98.8%), 28 dislikes (1.2%)
38:00 <Bastardly_One> vegetarians are cool
38:00 <The_Baron> I thought people were banana smoothies made out of dog poop and unicorn tears
38:00 <The_Baron> all this time I had it sooo wrong
38:00 <Bastardly_One> but vegans are self righteous
38:00 <{Bastardly_One_Touched_Me}> 13,12Bastardly_One you're a paedophile leave the young girls alone Bastardly_One you're a paedophile leave the young girls alone Bastardly_One you're a paedophile leave the young girls alone Bastardly_One you're a paedophile leave the young girls alone Bastardly_One you're a paedophile leave the young girls alone Bastardly_One you're a paedophile leave the young girls alone
38:00 <The_Baron> b1, generally
38:00 <The_Baron> I do have one mate who is a vegan
38:00 <The_Baron> but he is an exception I reckon
38:00 <The_Baron> he aint preachey and won't be a cunt if u cook meat on the same bbq as u did a vege patty
38:00 <Bastardly_One> oh fuck no
38:00 <slinky_J> just pointing out that u guys are clutching at what to bitch about.
38:00 <Bastardly_One> guess what I just found
39:00 <slinky_J> :P
39:00 <erlich> ive seen a vegan go nuts over that
39:00 <{Bastardly_One_Touched_Me}> 13,12Bastardly_One you're a paedophile leave the young girls alone Bastardly_One you're a paedophile leave the young girls alone Bastardly_One you're a paedophile leave the young girls alone Bastardly_One you're a paedophile leave the young girls alone Bastardly_One you're a paedophile leave the young girls alone Bastardly_One you're a paedophile leave the young girls alone
39:00 <erlich> but he was literally nuts to begin with
39:00 <Bastardly_One> an aussie bromy page on FB
39:00 <Bastardly_One> I could have so much fun
39:00 <The_Baron> yeah I saw that
39:00 <slinky_J> ive seen a vegan fly, a shoe fly
39:00 <slinky_J> but ive never seen an elephant fly!
39:00 <Bastardly_One> let the trolls commence!
39:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
39:00 <The_Baron> but trolling Bronies is not much of a sport
39:00 <Bastardly_One> true
39:00 <Bastardly_One> they just cry
39:00 <Bastardly_One> and go play with their ponies
39:00 <Bastardly_One> good point
39:00 <Bastardly_One> oh, bad person is picking on me 
39:00 <The_Baron> my fave is cisgender whinging ultra feminazis atm
40:00 <The_Baron> they are SO fun to troll
40:00 <Bastardly_One> *pets the my lil pony*
40:00 <Bastardly_One> feminazis are awesome fun
40:00 <erlich> bronies are attention seekers anyway. tehy want that attention to remind themselves how much persecution they get
40:00 <The_Baron> and they all seem to have degrees in gender studies and such rubbish
40:00 <Bastardly_One> I always troll them with a submissive friend
40:00 <screwss> some buried skeletons coming back to haunt you b1
40:00 <erlich> a bit like pz
40:00 <foxtrix> so whos trolling b1?
40:00 <slinky_J> lols
41:00 <erlich> there are just too many suspects on the list
41:00 <erlich> it's like whodunnit party
41:00 <erlich> like a*
41:00 <The_Baron> but overall, I just love stirring ppl who have no grasp of critical thinking
41:00 <erlich> could be anyone
41:00 <erlich> even b1
41:00 <The_Baron> the cognitive dissonance is astounding
42:00 <foxtrix> applause to the nick who trolls himself
42:00 <foxtrix> or *oneself
42:00 <slinky_J> his self?
42:00 <foxtrix> i dunno
43:00 <The_Baron> but see, feminazis are my fave after a post I wrote on FB about how ppl who identify themselves with a organisation/idealogue like anarchism, socialism, feminism, libertarianism, etc are just erroding their individuality and narrowing the gap to ever form new ideas on their own
43:00 <The_Baron> and u know which group gave me shit?
43:00 <foxtrix> could be a clone u know no ballz or lips n bums
43:00 <The_Baron> only the feminists
43:00 <erlich> hah i was thinking of that too
43:00 <erlich> they're not known for their consistency
43:00 <erlich> and all that pandering to Islam...
44:00 <The_Baron> they like to take up the underdog causes to show how sensitive and caring they are to all peoples and cultures
44:00 <erlich> their logic is anything that is "white patriach's" enemy is their friend
44:00 <The_Baron> ^^
44:00 <Bastardly_One> know what? these hash browns are fucking awesome
44:00 <The_Baron> good point there
44:00 <erlich> even when it conflicts with their beliefs
44:00 <erlich> is the*
45:00 <The_Baron> oh I should show u what one feminist commented to me
45:00 <{Bastardly_One_Touched_Me}> 8,4Bastardly_One you're a paedophile leave the young girls alone Bastardly_One you're a paedophile leave the young girls alone Bastardly_One you're a paedophile leave the young girls alone Bastardly_One you're a paedophile leave the young girls alone Bastardly_One you're a paedophile leave the young girls alone Bastardly_One you're a paedophile leave the young girls alone
45:00 <The_Baron> should find it, it was funny yet scary at the same time
45:00 <erlich> notice how they respond with anger and never remain calm. it's a sure indication of what motivates them 
45:00 <The_Baron> no shit ay
45:00 <erlich> have you been following the PZ Myers / Dawkins vs the feminism thing?
45:00 <Bastardly_One> well said
45:00 <erlich> it's gone quite crazy
46:00 <The_Baron> a lil
46:00 <slinky_J> four words
46:00 <slinky_J> don't poke the bear
46:00 <The_Baron> I been more following the femthiest thing
46:00 <The_Baron> that chick who reckons that male population should be reduced to 10%
46:00 <slinky_J> then you dont need to go on with all this self righteous bullshit.
46:00 <erlich> lol
46:00 <The_Baron> and that men would just be prized breeding stock
46:00 <erlich> there was a Sliders episode like that
47:00 <erlich> anyway, look at where a lot of these femmes have ended up from the 60s
47:00 <erlich> a few have now opened up how it was wrong and how they all got caught up
47:00 <erlich> regrets that cant be rectified
48:00 <erlich> Suey Park is pretty funny if you follow her
48:00 <Interrupt> yer should download all series of sliders off pirate bay fuck yer
48:00 <erlich> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D2GVel4Hxd8
49:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: #CancelColbert: Suey Park vs Stephen Colbert, Colbert Wins! (Mar 31, 2014) 1:45 - Category: News & Politics - 60,069 - 796 likes (95.7%), 36 dislikes (4.3%)
49:00 <foxtrix> lol i found a funny pic: http://i58.tinypic.com/28qyx50.jpg
49:00 <Interrupt> ?
49:00 <Interrupt> make me read that shit
49:00 <Interrupt> u wish
49:00 <slinky_J> lol
50:00 <Interrupt> yer i got notes with her head on it
50:00 <Interrupt> i throw them behind my bookcase
51:00 <Interrupt> i guess you cant destory them
51:00 <Interrupt> maybe they would take you to court
52:00 <Interrupt> threaten to chop up a $10 note
52:00 <Interrupt> and burn it
52:00 <foxtrix> lol
52:00 <Interrupt> lol
52:00 <Interrupt> prolly charge ya with terrorism
52:00 <ATS63> sliders lel
53:00 <slinky_J> lol
53:00 <Interrupt> like chopping up ya ATM card
53:00 <foxtrix> well now being terrorist is every victorian it seems (especially with a rap sheet)
53:00 <Interrupt> cash is king
53:00 <ATS63> foxtrix: lel
54:00 <foxtrix> taking photos of civilians as they drive even though they aren't speeding (useful apparently)
54:00 <ATS63> photos? its actually motion picture :D
54:00 <ATS63> but you're right, I feel more comfortable when the kebab shop does it
55:00 <foxtrix> taking away rego labels (now how we know hes rego'd if we dun pull him over ... )
55:00 <ATS63> ANPR
55:00 <foxtrix> nah thats rubbish i retract that 
56:00 <foxtrix> pullover melbourne
56:00 <ATS63> That suggestion, is so idiotic, because ANPR enables more checks than calling in a rego over the radio... something on the order of hundreds of times
56:00 <foxtrix> lol
56:00 <foxtrix> thats better
58:00 <foxtrix> what ever happened to opportunity?
59:00 <foxtrix> using tech as such is against the very nature of this opportunistic world 
59:00 <foxtrix> what ever happened to earn your keep
00:00 <foxtrix> take away opportunity leads to stagmentation and inflation
00:00 <Interrupt> well said foxtrix 
00:00 <foxtrix> noone drives anymore because they get stung for going 3km/h over but a camera says 5.
01:00 <Interrupt> foxtrix, you're on a roll
01:00 <Interrupt> good points
01:00 <Interrupt> here here
01:00 <foxtrix> and why should i keep paying for tech that isn't as accurate as DICTATED by money hungry DICTATORS
01:00 <Interrupt> foxtrix, EXACTLY!
02:00 <ATS63> You're right. Leave the country
02:00 <Interrupt> foxtrix, STAND UP FOR YOUR RIGHT!
02:00 <foxtrix> who use pawns
02:00 <Interrupt> foxtrix, YOU ARE DA MAN!
02:00 <Interrupt> foxtrix, YOU MY HERO 
02:00 <Interrupt> WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
02:00 <Interrupt> PATAY
02:00 <Interrupt> PARTAY
03:00 <foxtrix> not a single car in production had a 100% accurate spedometer even digital.
03:00 <foxtrix> human eyes can see averages computers only see logic
04:00 <foxtrix> using computers should be to catch computers we are humans
04:00 <ATS63> What drugs are you dipshits on?
05:00 <Interrupt> 18<WeZeNorth> anime is meant for seniors
05:00 <Interrupt> 31<paradox>30 yea
05:00 <Interrupt> 31<paradox>30 anime is a delicasy
06:00 <The_Baron> weed concentrate here
06:00 <Interrupt> omfg its anime
06:00 <The_Baron> computers "see" whatever they are programmed to "observe"
07:00 <The_Baron> I'd say one day with the rise of quantam computing, we may one day see true AI
07:00 <The_Baron> the problem has always been that human conciousness does not run in binary computations
08:00 <The_Baron> there may be some binary processes here or there, but not exclusively
08:00 <The_Baron> I wish I could grasp it more though
08:00 <The_Baron> it is fascinating stuff
11:00 <foxtrix> im sober
11:00 <Bastardly_One> want to know amazing?
11:00 <Bastardly_One> how quick I can eat this packet of wagon wheels
11:00 <foxtrix> im now enjoyin steak sausages with a blend of leggos sauce and gravey its divine
12:00 <The_Baron> oh man I lurve ze wagon wheels
12:00 <ATS63> ripped cunt food
12:00 <The_Baron> I don't buy them on purpose
12:00 <The_Baron> coz I will inhale them like John Goodman at a christening
12:00 <Bastardly_One> I hear ya
13:00 <foxtrix> its more difficult eating meat with less teeth paying the sheriffs order
13:00 <Interrupt> tac
13:00 <The_Baron> https://scontent-a-sjc.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfa1/t1.0-9/10396285_275796292620433_7504922735292689699_n.jpg
13:00 <The_Baron> I could go some of these right now
14:00 <The_Baron> :P
14:00 <foxtrix> its a bit rude when a coppa runs his laser speed gun to run up ya dashboard onto the windscreen leading me to think im gonna get shot
14:00 <ATS63> https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/10355839_10152697885429665_7862774616472583752_n.jpg?oh=fb612a289fc275f4af8d87e9e265c5b9&oe=546A1202&__gda__=1416773735_f2b862b2f2545fd93624089581f9c83d
14:00 <The_Baron> yeah I seen that ATS63
14:00 <The_Baron> fuck he is a gumby
14:00 <ATS63> Cigar envy
15:00 <ATS63> Can't even afford a car with an accurate speedo. Stupid poor people
15:00 <The_Baron> yes poor people are poor because they are poor, so let's make sure they stay poor by acknowledging their poverty and working around it to get to the real bottom line, making lobbyists happy so they continue to line our pockets
16:00 <foxtrix> and the rich people import people from a poorer economy expecting them to maintain ours LOL
16:00 <The_Baron> it's alright
16:00 <Bastardly_One> interesting subject matter
16:00 <Bastardly_One> http://mashable.com/2014/08/26/social-media-censor-discussion-pew/
16:00 <The_Baron> soon enough all those "dole bludgers" will soon become australias Mexicans
16:00 <The_Baron> except they can't run back to mexico
17:00 <foxtrix> an all these migrants spilling out on the streets ina car wreck frenzy due to lack of infastructure (oh goody lets import more) XD
17:00 <Bastardly_One> you should read that link I put up too
17:00 <Bastardly_One> interesting thoughts
18:00 <The_Baron> I am
18:00 <The_Baron> http://superofficialnews.com/facebook-drug-task-force-begin-operating-october-1st/
18:00 <The_Baron> and btw
18:00 <The_Baron> is this actually real or just another hoax
18:00 <The_Baron> ?
18:00 <foxtrix> must be the aussie way to get compo payments
18:00 <foxtrix> bleh im just guessing
18:00 <Interrupt> povo
19:00 <The_Baron> oh it's a hoax 
19:00 <foxtrix> ATS63 where can i get a cigarette without political blackmail attached to it
19:00 <ATS63> Pro-tip: stop doing weed. Rich people do coke
19:00 <Interrupt> cuba?
19:00 <Interrupt> dumb rich people do coke
20:00 <Interrupt> then theyre poor
20:00 <foxtrix> too much taxing = huge inflation
20:00 <Interrupt> you people probably get drugs pushed to you lol
20:00 <Interrupt> thats your government at work btw
20:00 <The_Baron> nah
20:00 <foxtrix> if only we had rights to arms there'd be much less inflation
20:00 <foxtrix> haha
20:00 <The_Baron> no prompting is required for me
20:00 <The_Baron> :P
20:00 <Interrupt> the government put drug pushers in everyones face
20:00 <Interrupt> its all on purpose
20:00 <Interrupt> to make you poor :)
21:00 <The_Baron> righto
21:00 <Interrupt> had to figure out how it works maybe
21:00 <Interrupt> oh he sold me dope he must be my friend bwahaha
22:00 <Interrupt> loser
22:00 <Interrupt> they just want your money
22:00 <foxtrix> the reason crystal meth and ice amphetamines are rampant is because its easier to produce and by being less detectable legalize marijuana make very happy Mexican Aussies
23:00 <Interrupt> foxtrix, has nothing to do with drugs
23:00 <Interrupt> foxtrix, This is about cash
23:00 <foxtrix> because we are having a zombie apocalypse 
23:00 <Interrupt> if you give cash to someone
23:00 <Interrupt> because you think its fun
23:00 <Interrupt> you're an idiot
23:00 <Interrupt> you just lost out
23:00 <Interrupt> i mean literally people will just throw their money at you
24:00 <Interrupt> they're that dumb
24:00 <foxtrix> i wish people throw money at me
24:00 <foxtrix> save a few teeth
25:00 <Interrupt> foxtrix, for little bags with some stuff in it ?
25:00 <foxtrix> no
25:00 <The_Baron> foxtrix, the reason meth is popular is because it's an instant dopamine rush
25:00 <Interrupt> foxtrix, So you don't think people would buy drugs ?
25:00 <The_Baron> also, in this day and age, those who work for their drugs gotta work harder
25:00 <The_Baron> so it's a cycle
25:00 <Interrupt> what about young people early 20's
25:00 <Interrupt> offer them some shit bag
25:00 <The_Baron> take a super expensive drug like ice (500-700 a gram atm)
25:00 <foxtrix> i can't i feel stupid paying for it
25:00 <Interrupt> oh yeah sure
26:00 <Interrupt> here's two thousand
26:00 <The_Baron> so they can work/hussle to make money to buy more of it
26:00 <Interrupt> okie dokie 
26:00 <Interrupt> wierdo
26:00 <The_Baron> more they crack down on ephedrine
26:00 <The_Baron> the more it will cost
26:00 <The_Baron> meaning crime goes up
26:00 <The_Baron> simple 
26:00 <Interrupt> u gonna go smoke that two thousand dollars worth of dope ? you just lost your money kid
27:00 <foxtrix> put a seed in the ground :)
27:00 <Interrupt> or not
27:00 <foxtrix> support your local drug squad grow a tree today
27:00 <Interrupt> you see this "drug" thing is all a scam in Australia
27:00 <The_Baron> it sure is
27:00 <Interrupt> they have scammed millions of dollars from children
28:00 <Interrupt> they sold it to them in schools
28:00 <The_Baron> but it's coz australians are the dumbest consumers
28:00 <Interrupt> its a scam
28:00 <The_Baron> look at groceries
28:00 <Interrupt> SCAM!
28:00 <The_Baron> we are willing to spend 30-50% more on basic groceries than our european or US counterparts
28:00 <Interrupt> You people trust someone you never seen in your life off the street
28:00 <Interrupt> cause you scared for your life
28:00 <Interrupt> hes got a gun
28:00 <Interrupt> omg
28:00 <Interrupt> give him all the cash
28:00 <The_Baron> and with drugs, we are willing to spend 3-10 times the asking price in most other countries
28:00 <Interrupt> balla
28:00 <The_Baron> we are chumps
28:00 <Interrupt> i got lots of cash
28:00 <Interrupt> i dont give it to people
29:00 <Interrupt> you have to be an idiot to just throw your money away like that
29:00 <The_Baron> only an idiot of a druggy would buy off any ol cunt on the street
29:00 <The_Baron> it takes years to cultivate good contacts
29:00 <The_Baron> :P
29:00 <Interrupt> buy? lol
29:00 <Interrupt> 'its shit
30:00 <Interrupt> i'd knock the cunt out
30:00 <The_Baron> do u like alcohol?
30:00 <Interrupt> now and then
30:00 <foxtrix> i only get enough cash to pay cigarette tax
30:00 <Interrupt> fucken hang onto your cash
30:00 <The_Baron> so why aren't u knocking out the bottle-o attendant?
30:00 <Interrupt> dont depend on ATM machines all ur life
30:00 <The_Baron> they are drug dealers
30:00 <The_Baron> hell knock out a GP
31:00 <The_Baron> they are drug dealers
31:00 <foxtrix> i think i'd rather rip off coles
31:00 <The_Baron> while your at it, knock out a psychiatrist too
31:00 <Interrupt> The_Baron, I did
31:00 <foxtrix> their tobacco is a rip off
31:00 <The_Baron> I don't care if ppl do or don't do drugs
31:00 <The_Baron> but fuck I hate a society that just can't mind it's own business
31:00 <Interrupt> The_Baron, Yeah but im speaking from experience
31:00 <The_Baron> if ppl want to do drugs let them
31:00 <The_Baron> it's their consumer choice
31:00 <Interrupt> and im just saying
32:00 <Interrupt> i know you probably know
32:00 <Interrupt> but you have to watch out
32:00 <The_Baron> in Switzerland, they give smack addict two free shots of pure heroin a day at the hospital
32:00 <Interrupt> yeah thats switzerland
32:00 <Interrupt> this is australia
32:00 <The_Baron> crime went down dramatically after that initiative
32:00 <foxtrix> if i wanna die of lung cancer or heart disease or whatever the extreme might be its my constitutional right to die that way as my choice without political blackmail
32:00 <Interrupt> dont talk about other countrys
32:00 <Interrupt> nothing to do with this
33:00 <The_Baron> and not all ppl use drugs because they are afraid of life
33:00 <The_Baron> most really are just recreational users
33:00 <The_Baron> to them, it's like going for a spin in a fast car once a week
33:00 <Interrupt> The_Baron, they don't know what theyre doing cause they not even old enough to comprehend reality when the people sell it to them
33:00 <Interrupt> The_Baron, they sell drugs to school children
34:00 <The_Baron> yeah well that aint a govt thing
34:00 <Interrupt> yes it is
34:00 <The_Baron> that's just a "shit ppl in the world" thing
34:00 <Interrupt> errrr
34:00 <Interrupt> the government is heavily involved in the drug trade
34:00 <The_Baron> look, there will always be those who exploit others
34:00 <Interrupt> bullshit man
34:00 <The_Baron> especially children as they are weak willed and physically weaker
34:00 <Interrupt> children don't know better
34:00 <The_Baron> of course not
34:00 <Interrupt> they will just smoke it
35:00 <The_Baron> and I don't believe it is right to impose anything of the sort on children
35:00 <The_Baron> hell I don't even think parents should be allowed to circumcise them
35:00 <Interrupt> The_Baron, exactly but its still going on
35:00 <Interrupt> The_Baron, I don't see you stopping it
35:00 <The_Baron> let them decide when they are old enough and can decide for themselves
35:00 <Interrupt> The_Baron, Yeah but its pushed on them at a young age
35:00 <Interrupt> given to them
35:00 <Interrupt> sold to them
35:00 <Interrupt> all under the eyes of the government plan
36:00 <The_Baron> what u are talkin about is a very small section of the populace
36:00 <Interrupt> nope
36:00 <Interrupt> its whole of australia
36:00 <The_Baron> really
36:00 <The_Baron> where are all these drugs at school?
36:00 <Interrupt> it happens all around australia i know for a fact
36:00 <The_Baron> I mean highschool is a given
36:00 <erlich> i dont like it how the CIA makes most of the drugs. sure, it might pass FDA approval for things like cocaine, MDMA etc. but i believe if they privatise their drug making operations they will become more competitive and make even more money for their campaigns to topple governments in the middle east
36:00 <The_Baron> that shit happens
36:00 <The_Baron> but primary school
36:00 <The_Baron> I doubt it is as rampant as u are making out
36:00 <The_Baron> mainly coz
37:00 <The_Baron> primary school kids got fuckall money
37:00 <The_Baron> :P
37:00 <Interrupt> high schools
37:00 <foxtrix> personally a person dealing to children should be sighted for captial punishment especially now theres all thes ethnic migrants dealing.
37:00 <Interrupt> they sell it to them when they're in high school
37:00 <The_Baron> yeah highschool that happens
37:00 <The_Baron> if no drugs available
37:00 <Interrupt> the government has all plans for people
37:00 <The_Baron> they will get someone to get them booze, the other drug
37:00 <Interrupt> they take people 
38:00 <Interrupt> secret government shit turn them into dealers killers etc..
38:00 <The_Baron> u sure u aren't on drugs?
38:00 <The_Baron> that's some paranoid shit right there
38:00 <The_Baron> :P
38:00 <Interrupt> i dont even know where i am
38:00 <Interrupt> have to try to remember sometimes
39:00 <Interrupt> but i got some cash
39:00 <Interrupt> so i should be ok
39:00 <Interrupt> wont be given it up anytime soon tho
39:00 <foxtrix> how do you use cash in an economically alien economy
40:00 <Interrupt> i lock my cash
40:00 <Interrupt> im gonna disappear out this bitch
41:00 <foxtrix> if one thing money doesnt loose its value on is the note its written on but once spent its gone
41:00 <Interrupt> yeh
42:00 <Interrupt> its pretty hard
42:00 <foxtrix> i gotta stop spending
42:00 <foxtrix> lol
42:00 <Interrupt> same
42:00 <Interrupt> gotta save
42:00 <foxtrix> my super went dry and i didnt even get a taste of it how do i retire
42:00 <Interrupt> hahaha
42:00 <Interrupt> super on ya name
43:00 <Interrupt> its all a front man
43:00 <Interrupt> i dont believe in it
43:00 <The_Baron> super is a scam
43:00 <foxtrix> mmmm i might have a bundy sars
43:00 <The_Baron> the baby boomers are already licking that plate dry
44:00 <Interrupt> lets say you get ya super
44:00 <Interrupt> big woop
44:00 <Interrupt> get the cash
44:00 <Interrupt> access ya super early
44:00 <Interrupt> most people in australia our age will access their super early
44:00 <Interrupt> big deal
44:00 <Interrupt> you still in the same fucking system thats got you
45:00 <Interrupt> they prolly spend it in 1 night
45:00 <Interrupt> at the pub
45:00 <Interrupt> some guy sells them drugs
45:00 <Interrupt> all gone
47:00 <Interrupt> they ain't got nuffin
53:00 <foxtrix> !ping
53:00 <screwss> simba: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w-0TEJMJOhk
53:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Exclusive "Weird Al" Yankovic Music Video: FOIL (Parody of "Royals" by Lorde) (Jul 16, 2014) 2:40 - Category: Comedy - 16,073,575 - 137,971 likes (97.1%), 4,090 dislikes (2.9%)
53:00 <screwss> haha the 2nd verse was tailor made just for you
54:00 <The_Baron> have u heard Word Crimes?
55:00 <screwss> yeh that was good too
55:00 <screwss> genius even
55:00 <screwss> how does this man come up with this stuff
55:00 <The_Baron> I rarely use the word genius myself
55:00 <The_Baron> but yeah, that's about it
55:00 <The_Baron> Weird Al is a genius
55:00 <screwss> youre not a genius then
56:00 <The_Baron> his linguistic capacity is staggering
56:00 <The_Baron> of course I aint a genius
56:00 <The_Baron> just saying, that is a word that gets bandied around a lot
56:00 <The_Baron> but with Weird Al
56:00 <The_Baron> it applies
57:00 <Bastardly_One> and mike patton
57:00 <Bastardly_One> I thought I came up with a great idea the other day
57:00 <screwss> gotta love it
57:00 <Bastardly_One> an album of short songs for people with short attention spans
57:00 <screwss> when you go on youtube for a reason
57:00 <screwss> but end up watching weird al
57:00 <Bastardly_One> then I remember the cunt has done one 
57:00 <screwss> and totally forget your original reason
58:00 <The_Baron> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Gv0H-vPoDc
58:00 <The_Baron> fuckit
58:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: "Weird Al" Yankovic - Word Crimes (Jul 15, 2014) 3:46 - Category: Music - 16,274,797 - 218,999 likes (98.9%), 2,513 dislikes (1.1%)
58:00 <The_Baron> gotta listen to this again
59:00 <screwss> the only thing is
59:00 <screwss> they shouldve made a proper video for it
59:00 <The_Baron> yeah they shoulda
59:00 <Bastardly_One> each of the new songs are doing by viral producers on YT
59:00 <Bastardly_One> that's the entire point
59:00 <Bastardly_One> pure genius PR
59:00 <screwss> i almost thought the parody those kiwi girls made was just as good if not better
00:00 <The_Baron> nah
00:00 <Bastardly_One> are *done
00:00 <screwss> you could give me a pen and an endless note pad tho and i couldnt write anything half as funny
00:00 <The_Baron> the lyrics for word crimes is brilliant
00:00 <The_Baron> I have not heard anything so lyrically perfect in so long
00:00 <screwss> altho good on him for doing the whole song even the solo bit
00:00 <foxtrix> that pic i posted before went viral on facebook with over 2000 likes from americans lol
01:00 <screwss> every dog has it is day lol
01:00 <The_Baron> what pic?
02:00 <screwss> i can tell weird all didnt fail english in high school
02:00 <Bastardly_One> you clearly did though
02:00 <screwss> some cunning linguist lol
03:00 <screwss> well i wasnt as much as an english shnerd as some ppl were
03:00 <The_Baron> hahaha love this line "figure out the difference, irony is not coincidence"
04:00 <screwss> weird al has a big dictionary ahah true
04:00 <foxtrix> The_Baron will repost shortly
04:00 <foxtrix> its a pi55er
04:00 <The_Baron> people who say I literally couldn't get out of bed, make me literally want to take a crowbar and smack them in the head
04:00 <The_Baron> LOL
05:00 <screwss> i hope you literally did not, but just now you literally couldnt get outta bed that makes me want to literally smack a crowbar across your head!
05:00 <The_Baron> fuck Weird Al
05:00 <The_Baron> I love u so
05:00 <The_Baron> that's the one
05:00 <foxtrix> http://i58.tinypic.com/28qyx50.jpg
06:00 <Bastardly_One> oh
06:00 <Bastardly_One> also known as
06:00 <Bastardly_One> a letter from John Cleese to America
06:00 <foxtrix> i relate to the wording of this picture too like its my very own work gee i wish it was so.
06:00 <Bastardly_One> great internet myth that letter
06:00 <foxtrix> yeah lol
07:00 <Bastardly_One> it's been around over a decade at least
07:00 <screwss> what was wrong about the use of the word literally
07:00 <Bastardly_One> I remember John Cleese being asked about it once
07:00 <Bastardly_One> and he was the same as you
07:00 <Bastardly_One> if only 
07:00 <The_Baron> when people use the word literally in place of figurativley
07:00 <screwss> shouldnt you be molesting young children
07:00 <screwss> oh
08:00 <screwss> you mean like
08:00 <screwss> "i figuretively couldnt get outta bed" wouldve been the proper way to say it
08:00 <The_Baron> the syntax would be correct
08:00 <The_Baron> but it still would sound stupid
08:00 <The_Baron> how about "I couldn't get out of bed"
08:00 <Bastardly_One> like, 
08:00 <The_Baron> "I was sick/tired/whatever"
09:00 <Bastardly_One> how people say like in sentences all the time
09:00 <foxtrix> i figuratively must learn how to use spell checkers
09:00 <Bastardly_One> I would literally like to literally punch your head in 
09:00 <The_Baron> or "I didn't want to get out of bed, too much effort, I literally am a lazy cunt"
09:00 <The_Baron> foxtrix, I always drop an e
09:00 <screwss> is it like when people say
09:00 <The_Baron> ;P
09:00 <screwss> i literally couldnt finish that meal
09:00 <The_Baron> get it!?!
10:00 <Bastardly_One> yes screwss you stupid jew
10:00 <screwss> woa
11:00 <Bastardly_One> you just made a pedo comment cunt
11:00 <simba> screwss no pedo chat
11:00 <BlackDevil> b1
11:00 <BlackDevil> element is a pedo
11:00 <Bastardly_One> making a jew comment will be the least of your worries again
11:00 <The_Baron> and b1 aint a pedo, I'm sure he is more than happy to dust your mammas cobwebs
12:00 <The_Baron> :P
12:00 <foxtrix> i always thought jews were pron stars
12:00 <screwss> heil Bastardly_One.
12:00 <foxtrix> maybe why they have money XD
12:00 <The_Baron> I have yet to see a porn where the male lead wears a SS uniform and arse fucks a polish jew
12:00 <screwss> nazi AND a pedo now i mean..
12:00 <Bastardly_One> brown isn't my colour
13:00 <Bastardly_One> night screwss you're banned in a sec
13:00 <The_Baron> SS uniforms are black
13:00 <screwss> http://i.minus.com/iuBJdM3nZBZTL.jpg
13:00 <simba> BlackDevil supposedly has use in the technical side of things but when it comes to moderating a chatroom, like conversing to humans away from the keyboard, he struggles beyond comprehension
13:00 <screwss> by whom. youm?
13:00 <The_Baron> ur thinking of the Sturmabteilung
13:00 <Bastardly_One> [03:12] <screwss> nazi AND a pedo now i mean..
13:00 <Bastardly_One> no, by one of the two active ops
13:00 <screwss> stupid-waffle
13:00 <Bastardly_One> if they actually do their job
13:00 <Bastardly_One> which I doubt
14:00 <The_Baron> but yeah out of the SA and the SS the SS had better outfits
14:00 <screwss> your just a grumpy old bastard who forgot to sign up for a place in the nursing home Bastardly_One 
14:00 <simba> brb ticking off another consecutive day on my calendar tracking Bastardly_One complaining/talking about ops
14:00 <The_Baron> Hugo Boss
14:00 <BlackDevil> i wish i had a keyboard
14:00 <The_Baron> they make fine suits
14:00 <Bastardly_One> no worries ... you're the main offender simba
14:00 <simba> i didnt see screwss say pedo that second time to be fair
14:00 <Bastardly_One> you o fuc all about it 
14:00 <Bastardly_One> [03:12] <screwss> nazi AND a pedo now i mean..
14:00 <simba> screwss u were warned m8
14:00 <BlackDevil> busy with this ipad
14:00 <foxtrix> lol
14:00 <simba> yeah Bastardly_One i didnt c that second line
14:00 <screwss> simba: he made up that log
15:00 <Bastardly_One> blind eh?
15:00 <screwss> oh no he didnt
15:00 <simba> i pulled a Bastardly_One you could say
15:00 <Bastardly_One> it's right there 
15:00 <simba> king of missing chunks of text
15:00 <foxtrix> 'seen plivent
15:00 <simba> getting on my back now
15:00 <foxtrix> '`seen plivent
15:00 <Bastardly_One> you must not see a lot of lines
15:00 <screwss> simba: he started it
15:00 <simba> im not even reading this chat m8
15:00 <simba> everyone calm down
15:00 <foxtrix> `seen plivent
15:00 <The_Baron> jerome doesn't come online anymore does he?
15:00 <screwss> Bastardly_One: id appreciate it if you stopped takin little jabs at me at every possible chance you get
15:00 <The_Baron> on irc that is
15:00 <The_Baron> austnet to be specific
15:00 <The_Baron> :P
15:00 <screwss> it comes off as needy and actually after a while doesnt have as much impact if you didnt do it as frequently
16:00 <Bastardly_One> funny how ops always say that 
16:00 <Bastardly_One> and he's still here after pointing it out 
16:00 <Bastardly_One> less than 2 mins ago
16:00 <screwss> my linguistic abilities far exceed yours
16:00 <Bastardly_One> oh I never saw that
16:00 <screwss> Ana_Ng: sup
16:00 <simba> stop whining man 
16:00 <screwss> Bastardly_One: at least i finished high school
16:00 <simba> its gay
16:00 <Bastardly_One> I won't stop whining
16:00 <Bastardly_One> when it's fact
16:00 <screwss> ugh.
17:00 <Bastardly_One> blind 24/7 are you all?
17:00 <The_Baron> I didn't finish highschool
17:00 <simba> now is about the time to get rid of him because he is persisting in his trolling with the high school line
17:00 <The_Baron> that aint really any barometer of intelligence
17:00 <screwss> simba: actually it was in rebuttle to something he mentioned about me in school
17:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... so the pedo trolling 24/7 is cool
17:00 <Bastardly_One> I get it 
17:00 <The_Baron> hell Tony Abbot was Rhodes scholar
17:00 <screwss> can the pedo just please be quiet
18:00 <The_Baron> yet he still can't even answer a simple question without stammering
18:00 <screwss> i think tony abbott knows what he wants to say in his head
18:00 <screwss> he just has trouble manifesting the words
18:00 <foxtrix> tony pony
18:00 <screwss> i feel like that sometimes
18:00 <BlackDevil> lol
18:00 <foxtrix> lol
19:00 <Ana_Ng> morning screwss
19:00 <foxtrix> maybe he will feed his budgie instead
19:00 <simba> Ana_Ng  u r a bit l7
19:00 <Ana_Ng> a tiny bit
19:00 <The_Baron> brb
20:00 <The_Baron> happee poopee time!
20:00 <foxtrix> hey can i get a pass to use an onion router here? i wanna play hitler :D
21:00 <foxtrix> lol
22:00 <foxtrix> cant use mibbit thru my onion
22:00 <Bastardly_One> it's funny how your mind won't acknowledge certain moods
22:00 <Bastardly_One> yet your body betrays it
22:00 <Bastardly_One> and goes through the actions of that mood
22:00 <The_Baron> aah always get great ideas for tracks on the toilet
23:00 <The_Baron> one day I am going to build a music studio in a dunny
23:00 <The_Baron> well with a dunny that is
23:00 <Bastardly_One> that's how eugine wrote defecate on my face for tism
23:00 <foxtrix> i love and hate my computer as i loe and hate myself such bipolarbear man i am
23:00 <The_Baron> I'm sure it was
23:00 <The_Baron> did u know that's how john williams got inspired to write the Star Wars theme
23:00 <The_Baron> he was on the toilet watching General Hospital (as you do)...
23:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... really
24:00 <The_Baron> and yeah, he flushed the toilet while the end credit music was playing
24:00 <The_Baron> and apparantly the resonance of the flush and the music from genral hospital resonated in such a way
24:00 <The_Baron> that it became the inspiration for the first phrasing/bar 
24:00 <foxtrix> cool found a ciggie 
24:00 <simba> nice
24:00 <simba> lets smoke togethre on cam
24:00 <The_Baron> u know, the big thick wall of strings that crash before it goes into the actual melody
24:00 <foxtrix> :D
25:00 <The_Baron> spicks n specks
25:00 <ATS63> fag-cam?
25:00 <The_Baron> learned a lot from that show
25:00 <The_Baron> :P
25:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
25:00 <Bastardly_One> so did I
26:00 <foxtrix> im hating this linux it has a bug won't use external usb disks
26:00 <The_Baron> but seriously
26:00 <Bastardly_One> don't remember that though
26:00 <The_Baron> is there no studios with a toilet?
26:00 <The_Baron> I really should google this now
26:00 <The_Baron> oh I just remembered
27:00 <The_Baron> Wesley Willis used to record songs on the toilet aparantly
27:00 <The_Baron> http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-tMtkRg_5XqI/U443e3LPY-I/AAAAAAAARDY/hn6lGUVQmoI/s1600/phyno.jpg
27:00 <The_Baron> well this guy has the right idea
27:00 <foxtrix> best music gets played in bathrooms i reckon
27:00 <foxtrix> even beetles did it
28:00 <The_Baron> fuck I really gotta do this now
28:00 <The_Baron> a studio toilet
29:00 <Bastardly_One> the accoustics might be a bitch
29:00 <foxtrix> lol some people luv singing on the loo as they do in the shower
29:00 <Bastardly_One> that's about all I could see as a problem
29:00 <The_Baron> not a prob for me
30:00 <The_Baron> I just want to make electronic music
30:00 <The_Baron> I'd do any field recordings elsewhere
30:00 <Bastardly_One> true enough
30:00 <The_Baron> unless I want the bathroom acoustics
30:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh true enough
30:00 <Bastardly_One> with you ... well
30:00 <The_Baron> I will endeavour to finish a double album on the loo
30:00 <Bastardly_One> just take a lappy to the shitter
30:00 <The_Baron> I reckon it would actually be a good PR stunt too
31:00 <The_Baron> I could do that
31:00 <The_Baron> but it aint the same
31:00 <The_Baron> I want a desk, and I want mounted speakers
31:00 <Bastardly_One> if sonny does it in hotel rooms
31:00 <Bastardly_One> you can it on the shitter
31:00 <Bastardly_One> lappy is all you need
31:00 <The_Baron> yeah I suppose I could 
31:00 <The_Baron> but it would be cooler to have a full setup in the loo
32:00 <The_Baron> also laptops get hot
32:00 <The_Baron> especially when working with audio/video
32:00 <The_Baron> so I might get a lil table in there I suppose
35:00 <Bastardly_One> there ya go 
35:00 <simba> tetris
35:00 <Bastardly_One> or just a specific dunny lappy
35:00 <Bastardly_One> for toilet ideas
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54:00 <simba> time to punish the arabs
06:00 <fawks> Rude
36:00 <Floss> fucking chrome is trying to parent me again... go away youre not my real dad!
38:00 <Skirmish> Chrome is a terrible browser. I haven't experienced the OS yet. 
39:00 <Floss> morening shadowlurker
39:00 <ShadowLurker> i find chrome to be amazing
39:00 <ShadowLurker> bit of a hog but amazing
39:00 <Floss> yes ive loved it up to this point
40:00 <Skirmish> I find it reacts slower to what I want it to do. I've tried it a few times now hoping it would improve over time. 
40:00 <Floss> its being a bit over protective today
40:00 <Skirmish> Maybe I am just too set in my ways with firefox. 
46:00 <ShadowLurker> dont get me wrong firefox still is amazing
46:00 <ShadowLurker> but chrome just outdoes it slightly for me
47:00 <{LeE}> High five
55:00 <British^Meat> so....
55:00 <British^Meat> who here has actually done the ice bucket challenge?
56:00 <{LeE}> not i
56:00 <British^Meat> same, and if im nominated i will flat out refuse
56:00 <Serenity> chrome is miles faster than ff
59:00 <Bastardly_One> when either one want to open a browser
59:00 <Bastardly_One> chrome will win
01:00 <Serenity> I wouldnt use anything else now. it syncs to my phone without me having to do anything
01:00 <Serenity> and any othet device I have
01:00 <Bastardly_One> opera used to be good ... the way it loaded the elements
01:00 <Bastardly_One> but not used it forever so no idea
02:00 <{LeE}> agreeeeee
02:00 <Maurice> I remember once when a certain person whos nick starts with S used to bag me using chrome
02:00 <Maurice> YEAH I'M LOOKING AT YOU, SERENITY
02:00 <Serenity> yeah I did
02:00 <Serenity> but I used it when it was new
02:00 <Serenity> and it was shit
02:00 <{LeE}> hi Serenity
02:00 <Maurice> I'm about to drown this cat
02:00 <Serenity> hey lee
02:00 <Serenity> ltns
03:00 <Serenity> ill brb
03:00 <{LeE}> has ur cat gone mental?
03:00 <Maurice> Shes trying to get on top of the tv, which is on the wall
03:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
03:00 <{LeE}> oh dear 
03:00 <Bastardly_One> sorry
03:00 <Bastardly_One> she is such a cow
04:00 <Skirmish> She is just exploring. 
05:00 <Bastardly_One> unless it's a 20 story mansion 
05:00 <{LeE}> :/
05:00 <Bastardly_One> I doubt there's much left to explore
05:00 <Bastardly_One> she just likes pissing Maurice off
06:00 <Maurice> I don't care, she's not exploring the top of the tv
06:00 <Maurice> Imagine the fall out
06:00 <Skirmish> New tv. 
06:00 <Skirmish> Now Cam has got the new car out of the way he needs to focus on what to buy next. 
06:00 <Maurice> And everything it takes out on it's way down
07:00 <Skirmish> You can get cans of compressed air that have motion sensors on them. They are the best to use when trying to teach a cat to not do something they say.
07:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... I'd love to see that 
07:00 <Bastardly_One> they hate it even when you blow on them
07:00 <Maurice> Thats slightly creepy sounding
08:00 <Bastardly_One> I thought that too
08:00 <Skirmish> Well if anyone is going to know, it's B1. 
08:00 <Bastardly_One> :/
08:00 <Bastardly_One> glad we know what I'm talking about
08:00 <Bastardly_One> sounded very wrong
09:00 <Skirmish> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R_8mafoOsdA
09:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: SSSCat Spray Trainer (Jun 11, 2009) 1:06 - Category: Pets & Animals - 22,604 -
10:00 <Bastardly_One> do you like heavier music Skirmish?
10:00 <Skirmish> I will listen to anything once. 
10:00 <Bastardly_One> new slipknot
10:00 <British^Meat> i just boom at my cat, "NOOOOOOOOOOOO"
10:00 <Bastardly_One> considerin Joey left
10:00 <Bastardly_One> the drumming is amazing
10:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9wKw3oGb9-g
10:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Slipknot - The Devil In I (Audio) (Aug 24, 2014) 5:58 - Category: Music - 789,920 - 29,578 likes (97%), 908 dislikes (3%)
11:00 <Skirmish> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yPtMKdKr78w
11:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Jitters vs. Ssscat (Feb 14, 2012) 0:44 - Category: Pets & Animals - 5,101 - 15 likes (93.8%), 1 dislikes (6.3%)
18:00 <{LeE}> gah wish i wasnt in pain
18:00 <Skirmish> Take medicine, see a doctor. 
18:00 <Skirmish> Make your wish come true. 
18:00 <{LeE}> lol no
18:00 <{LeE}> i know why im in pain i cant take any thing for it 
19:00 <{LeE}> lol
19:00 <Skirmish> Sounds dumb.
19:00 <{LeE}> no no it doesnt 
19:00 <Maurice> And this is why kids suck
19:00 <{LeE}> lol yep
19:00 <A10_Warthog> lol Maurice
20:00 <Skirmish> Do you have gonorrhoea Lee? Is your vagina ground zero for the new sex super bug? 
20:00 <{LeE}> noooooo
20:00 <{LeE}> :/
21:00 <{LeE}> i have sex daily
21:00 <{LeE}> k maybe not daily but most nights 
21:00 <Skirmish> That ..... don't worry. 
21:00 <{LeE}> mmmmmmmmmmmmmm sex
21:00 <{LeE}> if my man wasnt at work i'd be riding him right now 
22:00 <Skirmish> Lucky us ... 
22:00 <Skirmish> More kids on the way then? 
22:00 <{LeE}> maybe 
22:00 <Maurice> If mine wasn't at work I'd be.. doing exactly what I'm doing now
22:00 <{LeE}> really 
22:00 <A10_Warthog> hahahaha
23:00 <A10_Warthog> if my missus wasnt at work........ i would be right beside her listening to her dribble
23:00 <{LeE}> i dont think id even be home we would most likley be out an about doing things or visiting ppl
23:00 <{LeE}> A10_Warthog is that draining?
23:00 <Skirmish> If my mrs wasn't in bed asleep at her mothers house .... nothing would be different. 
23:00 <Maurice> Yeah I don't want to go visiting people
23:00 <Maurice> People suck
23:00 <{LeE}> lol Maurice
23:00 <A10_Warthog> nah its quite entertaining
24:00 <{LeE}> oh ok
24:00 <{LeE}> i find most ppls dribble annoying 
25:00 <A10_Warthog> not when im busy watching my son as well lol
25:00 <{LeE}> oh fair enuff
25:00 <Maurice> Mine are all at school
25:00 <Maurice> Huzzah
25:00 <{LeE}> so is mine wooot 
25:00 <Skirmish> So is your daughter calling this new man Daddy yet? 
26:00 <{LeE}> Skirmish noo 
26:00 <{LeE}> we have known him too long for her to start that 
26:00 <Maurice> Son of a motherfucking pirate whore, my game wont load
27:00 <{LeE}> he's been my best mate for over 8 yrs now just never thought we would be going out with each other 
27:00 <A10_Warthog> mine at daycare right now :)
27:00 <Skirmish> Joel was telling me the other day that you stole off him.  
27:00 <{LeE}> Maurice that sucks 
27:00 <Skirmish> Maurice: Blame the kids. 
27:00 <{LeE}> lol did i 
27:00 <Maurice> Damn kids!
27:00 <{LeE}> what a douche bag 
27:00 <Skirmish> I was stirring him up saying that you were getting married though ... so I guess he was probably cranky about that and needed a story.
28:00 <{LeE}> hahaha oh dear 
28:00 <{LeE}> i'll be getting married soon like in a yr or so 
28:00 <{LeE}> so ur not wrong there 
29:00 <Maurice> Marriage is up there with kids
29:00 <Maurice> Don't do it
29:00 <{LeE}> hahaha but i want to i love his guts 
29:00 <Bastardly_One> you people will laugh at how I woke up this morning
29:00 <Bastardly_One> was just telling someone
29:00 <Bastardly_One> must of been a pretty active dream
30:00 <Bastardly_One> woke up because I punched myself in the face
30:00 <Bastardly_One> a couple of times
30:00 <{LeE}> i had the biggest crush on him when we were younger n i was like no u dont date crushes and then we became best mates n i was like nooo u dont go out with best mates then yeah it happend and its like the best thing ever 
30:00 <Skirmish> You woke up jerking off calling out "Serenity!  SERENITY!".  No one finds that surprising or funny.
30:00 <A10_Warthog> hahahaha suck shit
30:00 <Bastardly_One> even my subconscious has a problem with me 
30:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
30:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck up sheep boy
30:00 <{LeE}> lol Bastardly_One
30:00 <Maurice> I woke up to 'WOULD YOU HURRY UP AND PUT YOUR UNIFORM ON! TURN THAT IPOD OFF'
30:00 <A10_Warthog> baaaaa cuntlips :D
30:00 <{LeE}> lol Skirmish
31:00 <Bastardly_One> I told you
31:00 <Bastardly_One> baaaaaaaaaaa means no
31:00 <{LeE}> i woke up coz i needed to pee so badley almost pissed my self
31:00 <Bastardly_One> I showed you the pic
31:00 <{LeE}> all cos i went to have a coughing fit
31:00 <A10_Warthog> not in kiwi talk baaaaaa means enter at your own risk
31:00 <British^Meat> a-10 thunder bolt and a phantom are my 2 fave planes
31:00 <Bastardly_One> Oh, I have to go past the bathroom for a piss
31:00 <Bastardly_One> and I had red marks on my face
31:00 <{LeE}> so do i 
31:00 <Bastardly_One> from punching
31:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
32:00 <{LeE}> lol
32:00 <A10_Warthog> the A10 will be sorely missed
32:00 <Skirmish> The phantom didn't have a gun ... how stupid. 
32:00 <{LeE}> its ok i woke my self once to my finger nail going into my eye ball 
32:00 <{LeE}> now that fucking hurts 
32:00 <Bastardly_One> Oh you two have a bit in common
33:00 <Skirmish> You people should really evaluate what you are eating before bed or perhaps stop eating so close to bed time.
33:00 <Bastardly_One> war machines and field of work
33:00 <Bastardly_One> meet Snoops if you haven't
33:00 <Bastardly_One> one of the less annoying kiwis
34:00 <{LeE}> i think i should go put a load of washing on or not i'll wait till the 2 dirty ppl get home 
35:00 <Bastardly_One> I saw a nick just then called vagablonde
35:00 <A10_Warthog> im like a pussycat
35:00 <Bastardly_One> for the life of me I never see the first a
35:00 <{LeE}> O_o
35:00 <A10_Warthog> plus who were you talking too Bastardly_One
35:00 <Bastardly_One> only see it as vag blonde
35:00 <Maurice> vgablonde
35:00 <{LeE}> lol
35:00 <Bastardly_One> second A sorry
35:00 <Bastardly_One> thanks Maurice
36:00 <Bastardly_One> always want to say "prove it"
36:00 <Bastardly_One> then see the second A
36:00 <{LeE}> what do i dooo on this awesome day off
37:00 <Bastardly_One> if it's as nice as here
37:00 <Bastardly_One> you go out and enjoy it 
37:00 <{LeE}> the sun is shining and its an awesome day 
37:00 <Bastardly_One> even just outside reading a book or something
37:00 <Maurice> I'm considering going back to bed
38:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah same so far
38:00 <A10_Warthog> im going to go get something to eat sit down watch some M*A*S*H and let my download of Hogan's Heroes go :)
38:00 <Bastardly_One> if I sleep more I'll ruin my lungs by over sleeping for about 48hrs I reckon
38:00 <{LeE}> i did that yesterday buy going to the shops and buying stuff for my awesome bf and baking him a cake for his birthday and went for a walk 
38:00 <Bastardly_One> happened last time I over slept
38:00 <{LeE}> Maurice r u sick?
39:00 <Bastardly_One> do it again
39:00 <Maurice> No
39:00 <Bastardly_One> nope, she sleeps like I do ... up all night
39:00 <Maurice> Just lazy
39:00 <{LeE}> lol
39:00 <{LeE}> wish i could be lazy 
39:00 <A10_Warthog> that is after i listen to "The Boss"
39:00 <Bastardly_One> Shane
39:00 <Bastardly_One> you're getting more bogan
39:00 <A10_Warthog> yes
39:00 <{LeE}> i dont know what lazy is any more it used to be just sitting here chatting away doing sweet fuck all
39:00 <Bastardly_One> is that possible?
39:00 <A10_Warthog> hahahahaha
39:00 <A10_Warthog> yep
39:00 <{LeE}> :/
40:00 <A10_Warthog> i live in springfield now remember lol
40:00 <Bastardly_One> true
40:00 <A10_Warthog> i could move back to bogan and live it up abo style :D
40:00 <Skirmish> If you wanted to hit up women and not have the "creepy old man" stigma attached to it, you should start going to your local RSL for Bingo B1. 
40:00 <Bastardly_One> mav is getting big man 
40:00 <Bastardly_One> far out that pic of him the other day 
40:00 <Bastardly_One> with his "hat"
40:00 <A10_Warthog> yeah i know hey, we bought him his first pair of big boy shoes the other day
41:00 <A10_Warthog> hahahahahaha
41:00 <A10_Warthog> he loves that "hat"
41:00 <Bastardly_One> he looks it
41:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
41:00 <A10_Warthog> takes after dad lol
41:00 <Bastardly_One> I was thinking that 
42:00 <Bastardly_One> long as he doesn't take after your Domme
42:00 <A10_Warthog> i mentioned to my missus that i should get him some crayons and she just belted me hard lol
42:00 <Bastardly_One> just what I said 
42:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
42:00 <A10_Warthog> hahahaha
42:00 <A10_Warthog> did you see the one of him pasted out
42:00 <Bastardly_One> not sure
43:00 <A10_Warthog> https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/s720x720/10559683_10152716399880530_768854557829660927_n.jpg?oh=87619146fcf898231690f94bc0ef311c&oe=54639D8F&__gda__=1416600394_45d9981e753f5572bf10ebc7583bfedf that one
43:00 <Bastardly_One> My newsfeed is an arse
43:00 <Loof> where are all of these idiots coming from?
43:00 <Bastardly_One> naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaw
43:00 <Maurice> Cute kid
43:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh, I never saw that one 
43:00 <Maurice> But my pillow pet trumps his
43:00 <Bastardly_One> he has your huge head
44:00 <Maurice> I have a donatello one
44:00 <Loof> seems to be an unending supply of fuckwits
44:00 <Bastardly_One> you'd know being one 
44:00 <A10_Warthog> he has a scooby doo one
44:00 <Bastardly_One> anything that bores you is fuckwittery 
44:00 <Loof> ugly baby btw
44:00 <Bastardly_One> accept the fact that other people are proud of their children and pets
44:00 <Loof> looks like frankenstein
45:00 <A10_Warthog> hahahaha says you who is a fucktart :)
45:00 <Bastardly_One> dont worry snoops
45:00 <Bastardly_One> this cunt is always that stoned
45:00 <Bastardly_One> and lives in a hovel
45:00 <Maurice> YOU ASIAN FUCKER
45:00 <A10_Warthog> im not dont worry i know Loof is a cunt and is jealous
45:00 <Bastardly_One> he does have a cute kid
45:00 <Bastardly_One> but that's because he looks nothing like his dad
45:00 <Bastardly_One> that simple
46:00 <A10_Warthog> thats right hahaha
46:00 <A10_Warthog> he looks like mum
46:00 <Bastardly_One> fuckin' oath
46:00 <Bastardly_One> the poor little fuck
46:00 <Bastardly_One> and your big head
46:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
46:00 <A10_Warthog> https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/10472734_10152620768451310_4302023564192569158_n.jpg?oh=10bfab68c9c3dae17a553d6ea926a1ff&oe=547B58EB&__gda__=1417820052_81aab29d102828496a59111294c2a4b5 by the way he has joined the mafia so we are all fucked :D
47:00 <{LeE}> cute lil kid 
47:00 <A10_Warthog> thanks {LeE} not bad for 8 years of trying
48:00 <Maurice> Thats a lot of sex
48:00 <{LeE}> oh wow 8 yrs gosh long time, well congrats :) 
48:00 <Bastardly_One> they had IVF
48:00 <A10_Warthog> yet it never happen naturally
48:00 <Maurice> I'm sure they still had sex..
48:00 <Bastardly_One> and he is one proud father
48:00 <A10_Warthog> we had mad sex lol
48:00 <{LeE}> lol
48:00 <Bastardly_One> he is lucky or unlucky
48:00 <Bastardly_One> depends on how you put it 
48:00 <A10_Warthog> and yes Bastardly_One is right IVF and $30,000 worth
49:00 <BlackDevil> http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x24j50u_isolated-audio_creation
49:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm not 
49:00 <{LeE}> wow
49:00 <Bastardly_One> he tells all and sundry
49:00 <Bastardly_One> look what I finally have!
49:00 <Skirmish> Then let him tell all and sundry. It's not your place. 
49:00 <Bastardly_One> and this is how I got it!
49:00 <A10_Warthog> yeah i know we are still paying for it too lol
49:00 <Bastardly_One> look, anything I say you have a fucking problem with 
50:00 <Bastardly_One> am sure if he did he'd tell me 
50:00 <Bastardly_One> by the way
50:00 <Skirmish> Because you're a dickhead B1.  That's not my fault. 
50:00 <Bastardly_One> My phone shat itself
50:00 <Bastardly_One> same number?
50:00 <A10_Warthog> yeah same number
50:00 <Bastardly_One> cool
50:00 <A10_Warthog> i havent changed it since 99
50:00 <Bastardly_One> I keep a hard copy of them
50:00 <Bastardly_One> for that reason
50:00 <ShadowLurker> hai cunts
51:00 <{LeE}> hi
51:00 <Bastardly_One> wonder if I still have that pic message of the tower
51:00 <Bastardly_One> fucking gold
51:00 <Bastardly_One> hi arsehole
51:00 <ShadowLurker> you seemingly talk a lot of shit
51:00 <{LeE}> think i might go make lunch 
51:00 <Bastardly_One> I do
51:00 <Bastardly_One> we know that
51:00 <Bastardly_One> what's your point?
51:00 <{LeE}> and let u bois be bois and fight it ou t
51:00 <A10_Warthog> bbs my stomach is eating itself
52:00 <ShadowLurker> should be able to get some better stats soon
52:00 <Bastardly_One> oh man 
52:00 <Bastardly_One> those fucking stats 
52:00 <Skirmish> I wonder if there is a way to find out all the different things you have registered your email with. 
52:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
52:00 <ShadowLurker> rewriting eggdrop atm to incorperate it all in one place
52:00 <Bastardly_One> I was so shocked
52:00 <Skirmish> Those stats are a good laugh. 
53:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck it 
53:00 <Bastardly_One> I have to 
53:00 <Bastardly_One> *incorporate
54:00 <Skirmish> Especially how this silly old cunt calls other people annoying yet makes up over 3 times the average lines typed from the top 10 users.  Stats are great. 
54:00 <Bastardly_One> takes one to know one 
54:00 <Bastardly_One> etc, etc
55:00 <Bastardly_One> wow!
55:00 <Bastardly_One> lunch time already
55:00 <Bastardly_One> I was supposed to be going out today
55:00 <Bastardly_One> dunno if I can be bothered
55:00 <Skirmish> Meals on Wheels not delivering?
56:00 <BlackDevil> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hqjat0AvLRM
56:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh 
56:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Nicki Minaj﻿ Dream changed from 100 to 0 Real Quick (Aug 23, 2014) 0:16 - Category: Comedy - 178,783 - 492 likes (93.2%), 36 dislikes (6.8%)
56:00 <Bastardly_One> uniting were coming to pick me up
56:00 <Bastardly_One> (not)
57:00 <Bastardly_One> I should be gone by now if I was going 
57:00 <Bastardly_One> the person I'm having trouble with in rl
57:00 <Bastardly_One> women are cunts ... the end
57:00 <{LeE}> fuck males have it so fucken easy gah
57:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
58:00 <Bastardly_One> was waiting for you to pipe up
58:00 <Bastardly_One> you all are
58:00 <BlackDevil> you are a liar lee
58:00 <BlackDevil> male life is hard
58:00 <Bastardly_One> complete cunts
58:00 <BlackDevil> like my dick
58:00 <BlackDevil> lol
58:00 <Bastardly_One> you didnt need to ruin it 
58:00 <{LeE}> least u guys cant have babys they reck ur parts
58:00 <Bastardly_One> by more than male life is hard
58:00 <BlackDevil> surgry can fix that lee
58:00 <{LeE}> trhink id rather have a dick right now than a vag 
59:00 <{LeE}> no thanx
59:00 <Bastardly_One> honestly the physical side of being a woman
59:00 <Bastardly_One> that would be horrible
59:00 <Bastardly_One> but you all deserve it
59:00 <ShadowLurker> o.o
59:00 <Bastardly_One> for being such ... arseholes
59:00 <{LeE}> pardon
59:00 <{LeE}> i'm not an asshole
59:00 <Bastardly_One> you heard me :D
59:00 <ShadowLurker> someone sounds jaded
59:00 <{LeE}> lol
59:00 <Bastardly_One> Me? never!
59:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
00:00 <{LeE}> sounds like someone has had too many bitches in ther elife
00:00 <Bastardly_One> Me? never!
00:00 <{LeE}> u sure
00:00 <Serenity> .
00:00 <Bastardly_One> this cunt
00:00 <{LeE}> did someone stomp on ur herart n break it
00:00 <Skirmish> Women ate the apple, ruined our life in paradise because a snake told you to.  You bought it all on yourselves. \
00:00 <Skirmish> God says so.
00:00 <Bastardly_One> it's all I can call her ... is like my "twin"
00:00 <Serenity> how long ypu have lee?
00:00 <Bastardly_One> each button is pushed in a bad way
01:00 <{LeE}> half way 
01:00 <Serenity> nice
01:00 <{LeE}> yerrp :) 
01:00 <Serenity> do you know what it is
01:00 <{LeE}> not yet find out next week 
01:00 <Bastardly_One> I havent got a heart Lee
01:00 <Serenity> exciting
01:00 <{LeE}> Bastardly_One oh i see
01:00 <{LeE}> very :D
01:00 <Maurice> Or a brain, Bastardly_One is a cross between the tinman and the scarecrow
01:00 <Skirmish> lol
01:00 <{LeE}> oh dear 
01:00 <Bastardly_One> and I hear now that ulrasounds are 3D
01:00 <Maurice> Bam
02:00 <Maurice> They have been for years..
02:00 <Bastardly_One> Maurice, that was alright
02:00 <Serenity> lol
02:00 <{LeE}> Bastardly_One i heard last they were 4d
02:00 <{LeE}> so i heard 
02:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah well, it's been a long time since I've seen an ultrasound
02:00 <{LeE}> not sure if it is true
02:00 <Maurice> I had a 3D ultrasound 8 yrs ago
02:00 <Bastardly_One> like 20 yrs
02:00 <Bastardly_One> wish my son was
02:00 <Bastardly_One> that'd of been mad
02:00 <{LeE}> i want a 3d one this time it be awesome
03:00 <{LeE}> was ganna get one with the twins but had them at 28 weeks so shatterd 
03:00 <Maurice> I've got mine inside the video cover with all my scans recorded
03:00 <Bastardly_One> he looks in one like his is pulling on the umbilicle cord
03:00 <Bastardly_One> like you would on a bus or a tram
03:00 <Bastardly_One> to get off at the next stop
03:00 <{LeE}> ohh
03:00 <Bastardly_One> and if you knew his mother he probably was asking to get out
03:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
03:00 <BlackDevil> lee
03:00 <BlackDevil> what semen is the best to taste?
04:00 <BlackDevil> or does that vary person to person
04:00 <Bastardly_One> the hooker I went out with
04:00 <{LeE}> BlackDevil???
04:00 <{LeE}> wtf man 
04:00 <Bastardly_One> I asked something similar once as a bitchy comment
04:00 <Bastardly_One> apparently it varies on your diet
04:00 <Bastardly_One> so yeaha
04:00 <BlackDevil> answer the question
04:00 <Bastardly_One> *yeah
04:00 <{LeE}> no idea 
05:00 <BlackDevil> bitch is lying
05:00 <{LeE}> me never
05:00 <Bastardly_One> BlackDevil ask Q
05:00 <Bastardly_One> or your b/f
05:00 <Bastardly_One> they'd both know
05:00 <BlackDevil> they both say it taste sweet
06:00 <{LeE}> u guys are gross
06:00 <Bastardly_One> less sugar in your diet then
06:00 <BlackDevil> they like it
06:00 <{LeE}> :/
06:00 <doctor> i'm sure you could ask someone on craigslist to supply you with some samples BlackDevil
06:00 <{LeE}> lol
06:00 <Bastardly_One> doctor, lol ... but true
06:00 <Bastardly_One> that's the worrying bit
07:00 <doctor> the internet is a wonderful thing
07:00 <{LeE}> BlackDevil u should go suck some cock an eat pussy then come back and tell us all 
07:00 <Bastardly_One> I don't think he's seen a vagina
07:00 <Bastardly_One> except in porn and on cam
07:00 <{LeE}> Home made Chicken Teriyaki yummmmmmmmmmmm
07:00 <{LeE}> :/
07:00 <{LeE}> thats a worry 
08:00 <Bastardly_One> meh
08:00 <Bastardly_One> I am being lazy
08:00 <Bastardly_One> think I'll put off today until tomorrow
08:00 <{LeE}> what so ur not ganna eat 
08:00 <BlackDevil> what does your pussy taste like lee?
08:00 <BlackDevil> like cumiva i bet
08:00 <Bastardly_One> I was going out remember
08:00 <{LeE}> BlackDevil no idea 
08:00 <Bastardly_One> lunch I never really eat
09:00 <{LeE}> BlackDevil do not mention that twits name
09:00 <ShadowLurker> {LeE}
09:00 <{LeE}> Bastardly_One oh ok i didnt know
09:00 <Bastardly_One> and I do remind myself to eat half the time
09:00 <ShadowLurker> hes trying to get a rise out of you
09:00 <ShadowLurker> just ignore the fuckwit
09:00 <{LeE}> i made a mucake for my bf yesterday was sooo yummy
09:00 <Bastardly_One> I said that before Lee
09:00 <ShadowLurker> hes mates with kunty
09:00 <Bastardly_One> when we were talking about it being sunny
09:00 <{LeE}> ShadowLurker ture dat 
09:00 <{LeE}> noticed
09:00 <ATS63> My schizophrenia is going ok. Thanks for asking
09:00 <{LeE}> oih 
09:00 <{LeE}> lol sorry baby brain 
10:00 <Bastardly_One> I heard Joel got arrested recently
10:00 <{LeE}> really when doesnt he 
10:00 <Bastardly_One> not sure how true that is
10:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... yeah true
10:00 <Bastardly_One> little low life
10:00 <{LeE}> oh it would be true
10:00 <BlackDevil> lee is a terrible liar
10:00 <{LeE}> no im not
10:00 <{LeE}> lol
11:00 <Bastardly_One> I am waiting for him to take his shit offline one day and seen on the news for a sex crime
11:00 <BlackDevil> i know she does ass to mouth
11:00 <{LeE}> Bastardly_One dont think that would happen 
11:00 <ShadowLurker> hopefully he dies
11:00 <Bastardly_One> can't see it happening?
12:00 <ShadowLurker> in fact the whole #cats krew should just mass suicide
12:00 <Bastardly_One> I can if he loses it too hard on drugs one day
12:00 <{LeE}> i dont really care what happends to him im just glad i dont talk to him any more n havent for along time 
12:00 <Skirmish> Hopefully the grim outlook that is his life catches up to him and he plays chicken in front of a bus ... and loses. 
12:00 <Bastardly_One> doubtful
12:00 <ShadowLurker> not a bus
12:00 <Bastardly_One> he'd not have the guts
12:00 <ShadowLurker> those poor ppl
12:00 <{LeE}> lol
12:00 <Skirmish> ShadowLurker: LOL Hire them a mini bus and run the hose through a window. 
12:00 <ATS63> #cats is a weird place. I joined it. I'm disturbed by it.
12:00 <ShadowLurker> that driver didnt do anything wrong
13:00 <ATS63> As much of a freak B1 is, #cats actually is worse
13:00 <ShadowLurker> #cats is where the banned trolls end up
13:00 <Bastardly_One> ATS63, it's the legit austnet home of the not right in the head
13:00 <Bastardly_One> exactly what I mean ATS63
13:00 <Skirmish> B1 why aren't you there? 
13:00 <ATS63> Yes B1, why aren't you there?
13:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... because I've banned 99% of them myself in another channel
14:00 <Bastardly_One> on a constant basis
14:00 <{LeE}> fuck that was good shit mmmmmmmmm i want more but there isnt any more left was soooo yummmy 
14:00 <Skirmish> That doesn't mean that by your own description that you shouldn't be there too. 
14:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm mental but I don't need the kind of help that lot do
14:00 <Skirmish> On a side note that is fucking awesome .... you can get a .ninja domain. 
14:00 <Bastardly_One> orly?
15:00 <Bastardly_One> how much and from how?
15:00 <Bastardly_One> *who
15:00 <ShadowLurker> too much and nowhere
15:00 <Skirmish> crazydomains.com.au and about $9.95
15:00 <Skirmish> Not sure about renewal cost. 
15:00 <Bastardly_One> there ya go 
15:00 <Bastardly_One> cool as
15:00 <ShadowLurker> ive got enough domains
15:00 <ShadowLurker> dont need anymore
16:00 <Bastardly_One> never looked up ninja and wtf not now you mention it 
16:00 <Bastardly_One> that
16:00 <Bastardly_One> s
16:00 <Skirmish> www.B1isnota.ninja
16:00 <ShadowLurker> lol
16:00 <Bastardly_One> *that's cool
16:00 <Bastardly_One> I'd not put nota. actually :P
16:00 <Bastardly_One> ffs
16:00 <Bastardly_One> I'd of put nota.
17:00 <Bastardly_One> random words day again it seems
17:00 <ShadowLurker> youre rambling again
17:00 <Skirmish> www.B1isnotaninja.ninja?  You're a fucking idiot.
17:00 <Bastardly_One> why have it that long?
17:00 <Bastardly_One> www.nota.ninja.com
17:00 <Bastardly_One> easier
17:00 <Skirmish> Where did the .com come from? 
18:00 <Skirmish> You ruin everything you old cunt.  Go get lunch. 
18:00 <Bastardly_One> see? ShadowLurker is right
18:00 <ShadowLurker> LOL
18:00 <partay> LOL
18:00 <ShadowLurker> is it naptime
18:00 <Bastardly_One> I am shutting up for a few ... gonna be one of those days
18:00 <{LeE}> lol
18:00 <Bastardly_One> if adhd was real I'd say I have it 
18:00 <Bastardly_One> rambles and random words
19:00 <{LeE}> it is reall and i was told i have it 
19:00 <{LeE}> O_o 
19:00 <partay> LEE you're just a bitch
19:00 <{LeE}> no im not 
19:00 <partay> ;)
19:00 <{LeE}> i'd say me bro has it
19:00 <Bastardly_One> Oh, it's just ninja not ninja.com
19:00 <{LeE}> he used to bash me for the freaking front seat 
19:00 <Bastardly_One> epic face palm
19:00 <partay> You're all sisters
19:00 <Bastardly_One> free smack in the head Skirmish
20:00 <Bastardly_One> I see
20:00 <{LeE}> O_o
20:00 <Bastardly_One> B1 says sorry
20:00 <Bastardly_One> for once
20:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
20:00 <{LeE}> Bastardly_One ur so confusing
20:00 <Bastardly_One> how do you think it feels being me then?
20:00 <Bastardly_One> :P
20:00 <{LeE}> hahahahaha
20:00 <{LeE}> ud be confusing ur self alot then 
21:00 <Bastardly_One> I do 
21:00 <Bastardly_One> that's my point
21:00 <{LeE}> how scary 
21:00 <Bastardly_One> supposedly just anxiety disorder
21:00 <Bastardly_One> I question that but I'm not the doctor/s
21:00 <{LeE}> i have anxiety but i dont confuse my self 
21:00 <{LeE}> lol
22:00 <{LeE}> someone make me a giant COOKIE please 
22:00 <{LeE}> choc chip one 
22:00 <Bastardly_One> that's what I just said silly :P ... I question that's all it is 
22:00 <{LeE}> lol
22:00 <Bastardly_One> I do read some of my shit sometimes and fucking hell
22:00 <partay> I can give you a facial instead Lee
22:00 <{LeE}> no thanx im not into that girly crap 
22:00 <Maurice> ...
22:00 <partay> lol
23:00 <Maurice> I don't think he meant it like that lol
23:00 <Bastardly_One> hey, this sounds nice
23:00 <{LeE}> oh fruck 
23:00 <{LeE}> :/
23:00 <{LeE}> grossssssssss
23:00 <Bastardly_One> a taco pizza
23:00 <Bastardly_One> with all the stuff in a taco including the lettuce on top
23:00 <Bastardly_One> sounds alright
23:00 <{LeE}> Bastardly_One just go make it already 
23:00 <Bastardly_One> no :P
23:00 <{LeE}> lazy fucker
23:00 <doctor> http://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2014/aug/25/teenager-death-ice-bucket-challenge-cameron-lancaster
24:00 <Bastardly_One> always gonna be some fuckwit that doesnt get it and spoil it 
24:00 <Bastardly_One> I am sorry to say doctor
24:00 <Bastardly_One> this annoying challenge I can handle 
24:00 <Bastardly_One> as it's for a good cause
26:00 <partay> Except that pam Anderson skank wouldn't do it.  She's had buckets of cum on her face but won't tip clean water on it
26:00 <Bastardly_One> really? she wouldn't do it?
26:00 <Bastardly_One> what a fucking cow
27:00 <Bastardly_One> interesting ... Ebola kills treated doctor
27:00 <BlackDevil> doctor http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=03b_1409006759
27:00 <doctor> it's meaningless, if anything, they should donate their money directly to people living with ALS
27:00 <Bastardly_One> *puts the tin foi hat on*
27:00 <BlackDevil> LiveLeak: Sickest Ice Bucket Challenge Ever ? (Date: Aug-25-2014, 3 hours ago) - Views: 9562 - Played: 8140
28:00 <Bastardly_One> well yes doctor if you want to get as jaded as we can 
28:00 <Bastardly_One> but if it takes an event to make it happen
28:00 <Bastardly_One> I guess it does right?
28:00 <Bastardly_One> I can ignore it for that reason
28:00 <doctor> 30 million dollars cost a silly kid his life, 30 million dollars isn't going to bring him back
28:00 <Skirmish> The positive is that their donations so far this year are over $31 million and last year it was barely $1.5 million, so the ALS mob are stoked it's getting them a lot more money. 
29:00 <doctor> if you know how charities function, you'd be less inclined to give your money directly to them
29:00 <Skirmish> It is a gimmick though that plays on peoples desire to be "popular".  It's an in fashion thing and unfortunately I bet their donations drop back to $1.5m next year. 
29:00 <Bastardly_One> precisely
30:00 <Bastardly_One> you both make valid points
30:00 <Skirmish> I loved how Charlie Sheen did it. 
30:00 <Bastardly_One> but doctor be less jaded ... hurts me to be less jaded too
30:00 <doctor> Why am I jaded?
31:00 <Bastardly_One> because as Skirmish explained and I said 
31:00 <Bastardly_One> there is a positive to it 
31:00 <Bastardly_One> it's just a shame everything has to turn into an event
31:00 <Bastardly_One> to be noticed these days
31:00 <Bastardly_One> the whole thing is annoying but there is a positive
32:00 <Bastardly_One> is charlie's decent?
32:00 <Skirmish> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qat9gR5nrpM
33:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Charlie Sheen -- Ice Bucket Challenge with a BIG Twist (Aug 18, 2014) 0:54 - Category: Entertainment - 16,627,754 -
33:00 <Bastardly_One> see you in a week with my comment by the time a browser opens today
33:00 <Bastardly_One> oh, here we go ... now to get to YT
33:00 <partay> You with iinet
33:00 <doctor> well, maybe there's more the reason to not fall for this quick injection of money hits, and actually move people to, instead sit behind a camera and pour icey water on themselves, to actually go out and see the issues first hand. i don't see it as anything but people trying to feel good about a cause they no nothing about
34:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm watching the minute version of it 
34:00 <{LeE}> might have a peace of chocolate ohh havent tuched any in weeks coz i was so sick with the flu 
34:00 <Bastardly_One> tmz links shit me 
34:00 <doctor> the media loves to put a spin on these causes, as it gets people thinking about it, which I suppose is fine, but unless if you can experience it first hand the money is best directly given to those living with ALS
35:00 <Bastardly_One> hah
35:00 <Bastardly_One> cool Skirmish
35:00 <partay> We would be over populated without cancer.  Its needed to keep pop. Growth in check
35:00 <doctor> or even better yet, go help out someone you actually know who's struggling
35:00 <Bastardly_One> well done Charlie Sheen
35:00 <Bastardly_One> and what he has to say
35:00 <Bastardly_One> that was good Skirmish
36:00 <doctor> doesn't even have to be ALS
36:00 <Bastardly_One> doctor, considering in 5 yrs 3 close family members have had cancer and I've done my bit with them
36:00 <doctor> that's good, i see that as more positive change
37:00 <Bastardly_One> grandmother died in the bedroom next to me from bowel cancer
37:00 <Bastardly_One> not pretty
37:00 <Bastardly_One> sister in law in the local respite at 33
37:00 <Skirmish> Your housemate allowed your dying grandmother to live with you?
37:00 <partay> Slinktard
37:00 <Bastardly_One> that was
38:00 <Bastardly_One> shit ... wherever Vic got that summer of like 40+ 2 weeks straight
38:00 <Bastardly_One> five years ago?
38:00 <Bastardly_One> *whenever
38:00 <Bastardly_One> I moved in to help out ... thought it was my duty
38:00 <Bastardly_One> she raised me more than my mother did *shrugs*
41:00 <slinky_J> dont u hate when u wake up and ur body feels all uncoordinated
41:00 <Bastardly_One> lol @ this guy being interviewed after his ice bucket challenge
41:00 <British^Meat> #melbournes biggest chatter #2 steps up to the plate.....
42:00 <Bastardly_One> and he just keeps saying ALS
42:00 <Bastardly_One> has no idea what it is
43:00 <doctor> JH came to the door, mentioned something about children
43:00 <slinky_J> shh Brittney
43:00 <slinky_J> what was with that ice bucket challenge b1?
43:00 <Bastardly_One> what do you mean what was with it?
44:00 <doctor> i like the old ladies who come to the doors with the pamphlets who just like to talk
44:00 <slinky_J> why were people doing it
44:00 <Bastardly_One> we were just discussing the whole ALS ice bucket challenge
44:00 <{LeE}> coz the dude died 
44:00 <doctor> these was a middle aged lady and was just reciting something from memory
44:00 <{LeE}> the one that started it 
45:00 <slinky_J> so some guy does an ice bucket vid and dies so everyone does it
45:00 <slinky_J> anyone keen to jump off a cliff?
45:00 <{LeE}> something like that 
45:00 <{LeE}> lol no 
45:00 <slinky_J> lol
45:00 <{LeE}> nah he didnt die doing it 
45:00 <{LeE}> he was known for it or somethng 
46:00 <slinky_J> yer that's what i gathered
46:00 <Skirmish> There are so many videos of chicks with big tits being passengers in fast cars. 
46:00 <{LeE}> yeah so now every ones doing it if they get tagged on fb to do it 
46:00 <{LeE}> its stupid 
46:00 <{LeE}> Skirmish??
47:00 <{LeE}> whats with u n big tits lols
47:00 <slinky_J> he likes to pop them
47:00 <slinky_J> *gets out a fork*
47:00 <{LeE}> O_o pop them how do u pop em
47:00 <Skirmish> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q7VHT0IbaTg
47:00 <{LeE}> oh i see 
47:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: TWO Bikini Girls ride in 900hp EVO IX + Bonus Footage (Sep 20, 2012) 2:07 - Category: Autos & Vehicles - 6,809,972 - 6,137 likes (81.1%), 1,431 dislikes (18.9%)
48:00 <{LeE}> so not watching that 
48:00 <{LeE}> brb got mail 
48:00 <slinky_J> i am
48:00 <{LeE}> lol cours u would
48:00 <slinky_J> only cause its Skirmish
49:00 <{LeE}> oh ok
49:00 <Skirmish> It's exactly what I described.  Chicks with big tits in fast cars. 
49:00 <{LeE}> :/
49:00 <{LeE}> boys boys boys 
49:00 <doctor> girls on pills
50:00 <{LeE}> gross
50:00 <Skirmish> If it was guys with their dicks out in a Holden Barina you'd watch it so don't be waving around your double standards here. 
50:00 <{LeE}> i wouldnt
50:00 <slinky_J> hahahaha
50:00 <{LeE}> why would i bother watcjing that 
50:00 <{LeE}> i have a dick here i can look at every night
50:00 <slinky_J> yuck
50:00 <{LeE}> thats if i wanted to look at it 
51:00 <{LeE}> but i dont coz cocks are ugly to even look at 
51:00 <Skirmish> so if a woman is in a relationship then looking at dicks on the internet is a bad thing Lee? 
51:00 <doctor> do girls like penises?
51:00 <{LeE}> Skirmish never said that i just dont do that 
51:00 <Serenity> no one wants to look at dicks yuck
51:00 <{LeE}> *high five* Serenity
52:00 <Skirmish> I can't find a creative place to think about what domain to register. 
52:00 <Serenity> men seem to think we want to oagle dicks like they do tits. we dont. ever
53:00 <{LeE}> true there so strange 
53:00 <British^Meat> not really
53:00 <Serenity> chock
53:00 <British^Meat> coz like, chicks have 2 bits
53:00 <British^Meat> tits
53:00 <British^Meat> fanny
53:00 <British^Meat> we only have one
53:00 <Serenity> choked chicken
53:00 <British^Meat> so we just assume u like the cock
53:00 <{LeE}> lol
53:00 <Serenity> we do like cock doesnt mean we wanna look at it
53:00 <Serenity> gross
53:00 <British^Meat> no offense, but ya fannys aint ALL DAT
53:00 <{LeE}> omg next door are fighting again grrr
53:00 <{LeE}> i agree with Serenity 
54:00 <Serenity> my fan fan is beautiful
54:00 <British^Meat> tits > fannys
54:00 <{LeE}> nether are cocks
54:00 <Skirmish> $85 a year to register a .xxx domain.
54:00 <{LeE}> cocks are ugly and look strange hanging off a body 
54:00 <Skirmish> Skin tags that leak. 
55:00 <British^Meat> again, its the same with blokes and fanwahs
55:00 <{LeE}> :/
55:00 <British^Meat> u can check out our abs
55:00 <British^Meat> we'll oggle ur breasts
55:00 <slinky_J> mmm fanny
55:00 <British^Meat> we'll leave the genitals out of it
55:00 <{LeE}> true but i dont like massive abs 
56:00 <{LeE}> the bigger the uglier 
56:00 <Serenity> fannies are better to look at
56:00 <Serenity> women got ripped off
56:00 <Serenity> nothing to perv on
56:00 <{LeE}> some fannys are ugly 
56:00 <Serenity> yeah some are horrid
56:00 <{LeE}> ive seen some pretty ones and ugly ones
57:00 <{LeE}> i do like balls tho
57:00 <Serenity> but have you ever seen a good looking soft on?
57:00 <{LeE}> i cant keep my hands away from my bfs 
57:00 <{LeE}> Serenity?
57:00 <Serenity> ooo why did loof get banned
57:00 <{LeE}> soft on?
57:00 <Serenity> yes penises are soft more often than not
57:00 <Skirmish> There will come a day when your bf will be sick and tired of you touching him Lee. 
57:00 <{LeE}> ummm cpz he spoke about someones kid 
58:00 <slinky_J> hahaha
58:00 <Serenity> ahh sounds like loof
58:00 <{LeE}> oh soft cocks i dont know there like wiggle worms
58:00 <Serenity> lol
58:00 <Skirmish> (09:43:50) (Loof): where are all of these idiots coming from? (09:44:18) (Loof): seems to be an unending supply of fuckwits
58:00 <Skirmish> He got ban for that. 
59:00 <{LeE}> oh i thought he got banned for calling someones kid ugly 
59:00 <{LeE}> Skirmish never
59:00 <{LeE}> lol soz late reply 
00:00 <Skirmish> Ah yeah Maurice ban him for calling someone's baby ugly.
00:00 <{LeE}> i like teasing  him
00:00 <{LeE}> yeah
00:00 <Skirmish> I missed that on the first run.  
00:00 <{LeE}> all goood
01:00 <slinky_J> for calling it ugly LOL
01:00 <{LeE}> yep
01:00 <slinky_J> if only we could be honest and say "Aw, what an ugly, ugly baby you have there. How old? Is he good?"
01:00 <{LeE}> is it bed time yet 
01:00 <slinky_J> and not lie
02:00 <Serenity> whos baby??
02:00 <{LeE}> if no one lied i dont know what this world would be like 
02:00 <{LeE}> Serenity i dont remember 
03:00 <{LeE}> i think it was A10_Warthog baby 
03:00 <slinky_J> it'd be a lot better, with funnier deaths to post on youtube
03:00 <{LeE}> how would death be funny?
05:00 <{LeE}> i'll bbl cyas 
05:00 <Serenity> bye
07:00 <slinky_J> lol
08:00 <ATS63> Skirmish: you can also get .melbourne
09:00 <Skirmish> I've got nothing to do with melbourne ... other than this cesspit. 
10:00 <ATS63> Well then.. your geoloc.city
10:00 <slinky_J> lolol
10:00 <ATS63> or maybe special.academy 
10:00 <ATS63> http://newgtlds.icann.org/en/program-status/delegated-strings
11:00 <ATS63> Probably going to screw with this vhost thing :D
13:00 <slinky_J> screw me
14:00 <slinky_J> this is me irl https://scontent-a-sea.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xaf1/t1.0-9/10632877_704041596317437_8600466390712327042_n.jpg
16:00 <Skirmish> Ok ... FOCUS FOCUS FOCUS. What domain am I going to register that is professional enough to use as an email address I use for work related purposes. 
16:00 <Skirmish> You're a fucking idiot irl. No pics needed.  
16:00 <slinky_J> bloodybeads.com
16:00 <slinky_J> relax Skirmish
17:00 <Serenity> d.r@.....
17:00 <Serenity> dr worm
18:00 <Skirmish> @IAMA.NINJA
18:00 <doctor> 10minutemail
18:00 <ATS63> Sydney City has too much money anyway. So hopefully will sell it to them :D
18:00 <ATS63> Or Nigerian spammers
19:00 <doctor> ive had much use from those temp email accounts
20:00 <ATS63> [email protected]
20:00 <ATS63> also for a work email, I think you'll find that the new gTLDs aren't friendly with many spam filters
21:00 <ATS63> mcdonalds.diet
21:00 <ATS63> deptofhousing.caravan
21:00 <ATS63> eric.schmidt
22:00 <ATS63> chinese.organic
22:00 <ATS63> un.global
22:00 <ATS63> freemicrosoft.software
23:00 <slinky_J> lol
23:00 <ATS63> refund.tax
23:00 <Serenity> shhh
23:00 <partay> I love tax time
23:00 <ATS63> I don't, they make me pay money. Work harder you chump
23:00 <ATS63> racist.blackfriday
24:00 <partay> lol get a new accountant
24:00 <Serenity> ^
24:00 <xm> i love tax time because i typically quit work half way through the tax year and do nothing for 6 months
25:00 <xm> then i get a RipPaH of a refund
25:00 <partay> Xm has it sussed
25:00 <ATS63> horse.fishing
25:00 <partay> If I was a single man id do that
25:00 <partay> Sadly I have to be an adult
26:00 <ATS63> jewish.christmas
26:00 <xm> if i were rich man 
26:00 <xm> yadda diddle dee diddle deebe dah
26:00 <beehhh> you have made me suffer you'll have the same
26:00 <ATS63> legit.company
26:00 <slinky_J> hot beehhh
27:00 <BlackDevil> beehhh you play with my emotions too much
27:00 <slinky_J> stick hot ambers up my arse
27:00 <xm> partay, depends on how much money you made for the first half
27:00 <xm> cash flow in vs out
27:00 <ATS63> I could make some good websites with those
27:00 <ATS63> hmmm...
28:00 <xm> ive heard of some men withholding more tax on purpose too to trick their wives later on
28:00 <ATS63> I might masturbate to decide
28:00 <xm> masturbate.chastity
28:00 <beehhh> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1K9jBL2syJ8
28:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Disturbed - Asylum [Official Music Video] (Aug 17, 2010) 5:03 - Category: Music - 9,537,637 - 65,249 likes (98.7%), 860 dislikes (1.3%)
28:00 <xm> virgin.slut
28:00 <ATS63> they're not on the list, mine were :(
28:00 <beehhh> http://oi62.tinypic.com/2yy35ld.jpg
29:00 <ATS63> niggers.cheap
29:00 <xm> multicultural.homogeneity
29:00 <xm> censorship.freespeech
30:00 <ATS63> chemtrails.exposed... that'd be a good troll site
30:00 <xm> rense.repeat
31:00 <ATS63> wtf is a frogan?
31:00 <xm> is that the afro of a bogan
31:00 <ATS63> I thought that was a mullet or rat tail
33:00 <xm> bald.mullet
34:00 <ATS63> Fuck you fag, I'm going for a jog. Back in 1 minute
34:00 <xm> that's what they say you need to do to make up for one smoke
36:00 <slinky_J> https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=691107124299554
37:00 <xm> so if you smoke a pack that's over 15 minutes of jogging
37:00 <BlackDevil> annoying
37:00 <BlackDevil> stupid
37:00 <BlackDevil> would bang
37:00 <xm> morning BlackDevil 
37:00 <xm> who's on ya list to z-line this morn
37:00 <BlackDevil> morning babe
37:00 <xm> pick me pick me
37:00 <BlackDevil> if you want to me zlined
38:00 <xm> nah no thanks
38:00 <BlackDevil> be
38:00 <xm> oh you can zline yourself too m8
38:00 <xm> would it even work?
38:00 <BlackDevil> no
38:00 <slinky_J> lol BlackDevil
38:00 <BlackDevil> i zlined myself a couple of times
39:00 <xm> was that with another nick
39:00 <BlackDevil> yea
39:00 <xm> testing?
39:00 <BlackDevil> no
39:00 <BlackDevil> trying to keep up
39:00 <xm> you thought you got hacked?
39:00 <BlackDevil> only element hacks me
40:00 <BlackDevil> tries to get my dick pics
40:00 <xm> should have told everyone the classic line from the start "13 f cali"
40:00 <xm> 2 thirds of that is true anyway ;)
41:00 <slinky_J> y does element h8 u
41:00 <xm> actually that would flood you with notices from all the /whois
41:00 <xm> if anyone is a faggot they just got a notice
41:00 <bradd_pitts> hello
42:00 <xm> BlackDevil, did you get something then? HehahahEHEH
42:00 <BlackDevil> no
42:00 <slinky_J> bradd_pitts get your tits out
42:00 <BlackDevil> im 13/f/syd
42:00 <bradd_pitts> no
42:00 <BlackDevil> im from sydney
42:00 <slinky_J> fine
43:00 <bradd_pitts> ty
43:00 <bradd_pitts> i just had avocado n boiled egg wraps
43:00 <bradd_pitts> nom
43:00 <xm> bradd_pitts, i just some KKs from sydney freshly delivered for breakfast. nothing great about the donuts per se. but good to see my sister come over for a 4000km journey. it's the overtime that counts 
43:00 <bradd_pitts> lol nice
44:00 <bradd_pitts> the original glaze is prob the best one, the rest are overrated
44:00 <xm> BlackDevil you are a donut kk
45:00 <xm> The winner is .................. ~ SyDnEy ~
45:00 <BlackDevil> donuts are yummy
45:00 <xm> coz u got BlackDevil 
45:00 <xm> perth is runner up. they get me
46:00 <bradd_pitts> ew these people are bleeding from their eyes
46:00 <xm> Ebola?
46:00 <xm> what a bunch of pussies
46:00 <xm> Graylands' Ebola
46:00 <xm> now try that
46:00 <xm> i kept seeing red when i was on IRC
46:00 <xm> and it wasnt you making me furious either
47:00 <bradd_pitts> nah bad drugs
47:00 <xm> what's this?
47:00 <bradd_pitts> their body temp is rising so high theyre boiling from the inside and bleeding from everywhere
47:00 <bradd_pitts> CM
47:00 <xm> i know coke/cocaine or whatever does the nose bleed thing
47:00 <xm> and there's the eustachian tubes
47:00 <bradd_pitts> kim eustachian
47:00 <xm> oh gross boiling from the inside
48:00 <xm> maybe that's the more ethical way to cook lobsters
48:00 <xm> give them that drug and let them go out with a high too
48:00 <bradd_pitts> fuck AJ Cook is a babe
48:00 <xm> she didnt do anything for me
48:00 <bradd_pitts> one of the dudes in the team is Aaron and then some other lady is Erin
48:00 <xm> she was in the virgin suicides but i dont remember
48:00 <bradd_pitts> and fuckin americans say them exactly the same
49:00 <xm> yes, americans do that 'R' thing
49:00 <bradd_pitts> not just the R its the beginning of the name
49:00 <xm> i forgot what the technical name for it
49:00 <bradd_pitts> air
49:00 <bradd_pitts> airrrrrrrrrrrrrr
50:00 <xm> write in a complete. get others to sign a petition. hve then change Aaron to Azza. people power
50:00 <xm> would the name Azza still turn you on?
50:00 <xm> or will you think of a drunken bogan in Bali
50:00 <xm> still hot 4 u ammirite
51:00 <bradd_pitts> lol
51:00 <bradd_pitts> i hooked up with a dude whos nickname is azza
51:00 <bradd_pitts> wasnt that bad cos he wasnt a bogan fgt
51:00 <bradd_pitts> quiz tiem
52:00 <xm> aye i think this killah likes dub step. coz he kills his victims with sik base
52:00 <xm> cuastic soda
53:00 <bradd_pitts> lol
53:00 <bradd_pitts> i got my marks
53:00 <bradd_pitts> for that assignment u basically edited
53:00 <xm> how did you go?
53:00 <bradd_pitts> 22/30
53:00 <xm> OK
54:00 <xm> what about the gold standard
54:00 <xm> what did the Asian kids get
54:00 <bradd_pitts> 4
55:00 <bradd_pitts> nah idk any asians
55:00 <xm> say it 3 times bitch. deny it all you want peter. you do not know ur asian messiah xm
56:00 <bradd_pitts> ...
56:00 <xm> what score were you expecting?
56:00 <xm> at least min 20s right
56:00 <bradd_pitts> no
56:00 <bradd_pitts> i finished it in the last minute
57:00 <bradd_pitts> i was expecting at least 15
57:00 <bradd_pitts> im happy with 22
57:00 <xm> ok good
57:00 <xm> were you under with the words?
57:00 <bradd_pitts> i pput no effort into this unit
57:00 <xm> well...here's a little secret... those scores wont matter that much
57:00 <bradd_pitts> and im sitting at a D atm lol
57:00 <{LeE}> back but not for long
58:00 <xm> that's pretty decent
58:00 <bradd_pitts> i worked out i need 33.5/50 for the essay i submitted yesterday to finish the unit wth a D
58:00 <bradd_pitts> we'll see in 2 weeks
59:00 <xm> 22/30 is even higher than that and you didnt even put that much effort
59:00 <xm> you got Ds one!
59:00 <bradd_pitts> lol
59:00 <xm> scHoolIes TiEm
59:00 <bradd_pitts> lolol
59:00 <xm> expect a sugar crash very soon from me
00:00 <xm> these KKs arent as powerful as the stuff piet gets on
00:00 <bradd_pitts> im sensing the hyperactivity rn
00:00 <xm> thank u
00:00 <xm> blame me sis
00:00 <bradd_pitts> LOL
00:00 <bradd_pitts> thank u
00:00 <bradd_pitts> aw couleurs
00:00 <xm> i am a mental collage of all me fav IRC users
01:00 <bradd_pitts> fam ily
01:00 <bradd_pitts> :')
01:00 <xm> a lil bit of blinky bill, a bit of couleurs, a lil of simba, a dash of beehhh
01:00 <xm> soz no grrls
01:00 <bradd_pitts> f u bich
02:00 <xm> that would make me a hermaphrodite then
02:00 <xm> im no statue of liberty
02:00 <xm> just in a state of slavery to sugar
02:00 <Bastardly_One> put the sugar down
03:00 <Bastardly_One> no false moves
03:00 <xm> dont z-line me bro
03:00 <xm> i have my rights
03:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
03:00 <Bastardly_One> you'd like this music dvd maybe
04:00 <Bastardly_One> the church doing their stuff with the george ellis orchestra
05:00 <xm> that doesnt sound very Austrian
05:00 <{FatKyLiE}> <{Lee}> omg dont make me think about kuniva's cock i'll get horny
05:00 <xm> why do all the conductors have to have weird hair. there's not one with normal
05:00 <slinky_J> lol
06:00 <{FatKyLiE}> [#melbourne] <{LeE}> lol we made 3 of our mates wank under a doona as we wanted to know who was ganna cum first we were 15 [#melbourne] <Loof> statistics show most chicks have already sucked off the family dog by that age
06:00 <slinky_J> lol
06:00 <{LeE}> how gay
06:00 <bradd_pitts> lol loof
06:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OP9YqJKlq48
06:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Church "The Unguarded Moment" with George Ellis Orchestra (May 25, 2012) 3:48 - Category: Music - 3,145 - 18 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
06:00 <Bastardly_One> you'd know this one
06:00 <xm> loof is an interesting one in that he'd never hold back
06:00 <Bastardly_One> and the orchestra is from syd
07:00 <Bastardly_One> one of my favourite bands ever The Church
08:00 <Bastardly_One> Steve Kilbey is a great artist and author too
08:00 <xm> vocals kinda sound like some brit pop from pulp / supergrass etc
09:00 <Bastardly_One> check the guitarist marty wilson piper on typhonies
09:00 <Bastardly_One> he is stoned off his face
09:00 <Bastardly_One> more so that steve kilbey singing
09:00 <Bastardly_One> *than
09:00 <xm> The Church Reunion Tour: The Dry Spell is Over
10:00 <Bastardly_One> try this
10:00 <Bastardly_One> they keep the epicness of it 
10:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sl1XFiWDaqY
10:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Church w/ George Ellis Orchestra - Tantalised (Oct 20, 2011) 9:09 - Category: Music - 15,924 - 144 likes (99.3%), 1 dislikes (0.7%)
10:00 <xm> <Manager> Good news guys. got lots of weed. the tour is back on!
10:00 <Bastardly_One> <3 and I mean <3 this
11:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
11:00 <Bastardly_One> Steve does a blog
11:00 <Bastardly_One> more hash ramblings but pretty good
11:00 <xm> this one sounds a bit more rocky
11:00 <Bastardly_One> this version of tantalised with the orchestra is epic
12:00 <Bastardly_One> I woke my housemate with it accidently before ... I've got the dvd of the entire thing
12:00 <xm> needs Vanessa Mae
12:00 <Bastardly_One> oh it'll start soon
12:00 <Bastardly_One> give it 20 stoned bars
13:00 <Bastardly_One> about 2 mins I think
13:00 <Bastardly_One> the drummer tries to start it twice
13:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
13:00 <Bastardly_One> 2:35 actually
13:00 <xm> nah not my thing
14:00 <ShadowLurker> what are you yammering on about now
14:00 <Bastardly_One> this dvd I am watching
14:00 <slinky_J> lol
14:00 <Bastardly_One> the Church with an orchestra
14:00 <ShadowLurker> right (y)
15:00 <Bastardly_One> you must know of The Church
15:00 <Bastardly_One> under the milky way at least
15:00 <ShadowLurker> i dont watch shit
15:00 <Bastardly_One> or Unguarded Moment
15:00 <Bastardly_One> you'd know a song or two though ... everyone does
16:00 <ShadowLurker> probably not
17:00 <Bastardly_One> you'd have to know this 
17:00 <Bastardly_One> bores me this particular song
17:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g6jhpaX7fNQ
17:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Church -Under The Milky Way HD ( Official Video ) (Mar 26, 2012) 4:58 - Category: Music - 304,958 - 2,513 likes (99.2%), 20 dislikes (0.8%)
17:00 <Bastardly_One> oh mad
18:00 <Bastardly_One> on the right in the links is one of my favourite 80s songs ever
18:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X5uxQElYu68
18:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: [HD] Dream Academy - Life In A Northern Town (Apr 16, 2009) 4:05 - Category: Music - 322,371 -
18:00 <ShadowLurker> should have known it waas shit
18:00 <Ana_Ng> What is the most common surname in the UK?
19:00 <Bastardly_One> that song isnt my one of my favourites but you'd know it right?
19:00 <ShadowLurker> fuck off Ana_Ng
19:00 <Bastardly_One> James or Jones or Brown I'd say
19:00 <Ana_Ng> jones is #2
19:00 <Bastardly_One> Twat?
19:00 <Ana_Ng> brown is #4
20:00 <ShadowLurker> its fuckoffana
20:00 <Bastardly_One> I call my english friend Sir Terrence McTwat
20:00 <ShadowLurker> first name
20:00 <ShadowLurker> wouldyou
20:00 <Skirmish> I thought Ana_Ng was already given a warning about being the trivia bot.
20:00 <ShadowLurker> it was
20:00 <Skirmish> perm ban it.  I am sure #cats would love some trivia. 
20:00 <ShadowLurker> yep
21:00 <Ana_Ng> because posting youtube videos is so cerebreal
21:00 <Ana_Ng> cerebral
21:00 <Bastardly_One> I thought you would actually stop whining for once Skirmish but that's not happening either
21:00 <ShadowLurker> noone wants to be cerebral
21:00 <ShadowLurker> or we wouldnt be here
21:00 <ShadowLurker> you fucking lardass gimp
21:00 <Skirmish> You have painted yourself into a corner so much B1 just about everything you say makes you a hypocrite. It's hilarious. 
21:00 <Ana_Ng> i realize you're a complete moron, but you don't seem to know what trivia means
22:00 <Bastardly_One> this was good too
22:00 <ShadowLurker> LOOOL
22:00 <ShadowLurker> thats rich
22:00 <Bastardly_One> Ami whatever her name is has a great voice
22:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uejh-bHa4To
22:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: 'Til Tuesday - Voices Carry (Oct 25, 2009) 4:19 - Category: Music - 2,704,671 - 12,620 likes (98.4%), 210 dislikes (1.6%)
22:00 <ShadowLurker> comimg from an idiot american
22:00 <Bastardly_One> what else is it but trivia?
22:00 <Ana_Ng> bzzzt
23:00 <Bastardly_One> quiz/trivia
23:00 <Ana_Ng> answer is: Smith
23:00 <ShadowLurker> fuck off Ana_Ng
23:00 <Skirmish> Serenity, we need back up.  Code Red.  
23:00 <{LeE}>  (\ /)
23:00 <{LeE}>  ( . .) 
23:00 <{LeE}>  c(")(")
24:00 <Ana_Ng> nice channel that lets people flood lies about pedophilia
24:00 <Ana_Ng> your channel needs more ops
24:00 <ShadowLurker> fuck off Ana_Ng
24:00 <Ana_Ng> not retards like you, shadowlurk
24:00 <{LeE}> O_o
24:00 <ShadowLurker> this channel needs less Ana_Ng
24:00 <Ana_Ng> shadowlurk needs to move out of mommy's house
24:00 <Skirmish> ShadowLurker isn't an op otherwise he would have gotten rid of you already. 
24:00 <ShadowLurker> exactly
24:00 <Ana_Ng> how much money do your parents give you, shadowlurk?
24:00 <Skirmish> You wait until ShadowLurker's mummy starts paying attention!  
24:00 <ShadowLurker> none i earn it myself
24:00 <Ana_Ng> when are you going to give up the teat?
25:00 <ShadowLurker> what are you even on about
25:00 <ShadowLurker> dumb fuck
25:00 <Ana_Ng> your mom was here earlier looking for you
25:00 <Ana_Ng> don't be late for dinner
25:00 <Bastardly_One> that he does ... but Skirmish's brown nosing ... save time and get a straw
25:00 <ShadowLurker> make some sense Ana_Ng
25:00 <ShadowLurker> youre mumbling
25:00 <Bastardly_One> ShadowLurker does work ... harder than most in this channel
25:00 <Bastardly_One> including this idiot Skirmish
25:00 <Ana_Ng> this little hitler youth thing this channel has going on hilarious
26:00 <Ana_Ng> 1995 IRC called and wants its trolls back
26:00 <Skirmish> lol @ B1 prodding me.  
26:00 <Bastardly_One> *laughing in rt at something*
26:00 <Bastardly_One> there was a line there that was gold
26:00 <ShadowLurker> what the fuck are you even saying Ana_Ng
27:00 <Skirmish> Nobody cares ... kill it with fire. 
27:00 <Ana_Ng> one day you guys will grow pubes, don't fret
27:00 <{LeE}> Ana_Ng likes old men 
27:00 <ShadowLurker> why are you thinking of other ppls pubes
27:00 <ShadowLurker> thats just weird
27:00 <Ana_Ng> oh Lee, I am so wounded by your remark.
27:00 <Skirmish> Lee: Well she should fuck off with B1 and be done with it then.
27:00 <{LeE}> Ana_Ng???
28:00 <Ana_Ng> stop with the hate
28:00 <ShadowLurker> Ana_Ng is just too dumb to be offended
28:00 <ShadowLurker> just doesnt understand when it gets owned
28:00 <Skirmish> She has B1 complex ... or B1 has Ana_Ng complex ... one of the two.
28:00 <Ana_Ng> more trivia you say?
29:00 <{LeE}> Ana_Ng i was only saying geebaz 
29:00 <{LeE}> i seen ur name n thats all i remember about ur nick 
29:00 <{LeE}> didnt think u came in here 
29:00 <Ana_Ng> ok
30:00 <ShadowLurker> we wish it didnt come here
30:00 <{LeE}> i can see that 
30:00 <{LeE}> frayedSo
32:00 <Bastardly_One> wish this was skype
32:00 <Bastardly_One> why?
32:00 <{LeE}> BYE IM GOING NOW HAVE FUN yall 
32:00 <Bastardly_One> I have the best answer to this
32:00 <Bastardly_One> that
32:00 <doctor> fun fun fun. fun 4 every1
32:00 <slinky_J> sniff ur armpit sniff ur hole
33:00 <Ana_Ng> What is the #1 song of all time as voted by Triple J radio listeners?
33:00 <{LeE}> ya mum
33:00 <slinky_J> shut the fuck up
34:00 <Ana_Ng> bastardly
34:00 <Ana_Ng> you have to guess
34:00 <Bastardly_One> nfi
34:00 <Bastardly_One> not all time
34:00 <Bastardly_One> teen spirit?
34:00 <Ana_Ng> bastardly winz
34:00 <Bastardly_One> no shit?
34:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
34:00 <Bastardly_One> wow
35:00 <Bastardly_One> I suppose so though
35:00 <Ana_Ng> i don't know what triple j is like
35:00 <xm> nah it was the skeleton song that went 'nah nah nah nah...'
35:00 <Bastardly_One> teen indie
35:00 <Ana_Ng> looking at the top 100, must be gen x andy
35:00 <Bastardly_One> roughly
35:00 <Bastardly_One> but commercial alternative
35:00 <Bastardly_One> if you get what I mean
36:00 <Ana_Ng> rage, buckley, joy division, radiohead, queen
36:00 <Bastardly_One> you'd listen to our versions of college stations for other stuff
36:00 <Bastardly_One> we call them community radio
36:00 <xm> there was some old man that rang into JJJ once, like over 50, that wanted the name of this dance song with skeletons in it so he started singing it with 'nah nah nah'
36:00 <Bastardly_One> for more underground stuff ... 
36:00 <Ana_Ng> amazing jeff buckley has 2 of the top 10
36:00 <xm> but then they mixed it with the original
36:00 <Bastardly_One> I'd believe that
36:00 <Bastardly_One> Jeff Buckley was huge over here
36:00 <Ana_Ng> his name is still relatively unknown here
37:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I know
37:00 <Bastardly_One> over here he was HUGE
37:00 <Bastardly_One> in captial letters
37:00 <Bastardly_One> we really took to him
37:00 <Ana_Ng> yeah, i hadn't heard of him until a friend from NZ told me
37:00 <Bastardly_One> you heard his dad?
38:00 <Ana_Ng> oh yeah
38:00 <Bastardly_One> also killed himself but it runs in the family
38:00 <Bastardly_One> both messed up angels
38:00 <Ana_Ng> but his fame was really limited to his time, not well known after
39:00 <Bastardly_One> I think both got more appreciation after ending their lives
39:00 <Bastardly_One> than they ever did alive
39:00 <Bastardly_One> sadly
39:00 <Ana_Ng> tim buckley really wailed 
40:00 <Ana_Ng> like an opera singer on acid
40:00 <Bastardly_One> I was going to like the Siren
40:00 <Bastardly_One> that shit is amazing
41:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vMTEtDBHGY4
41:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Tim Buckley - Song to the Siren (May 12, 2010) 3:19 - Category: Music - 1,637,870 - 10,361 likes (99.3%), 77 dislikes (0.7%)
41:00 <Bastardly_One> heard Bryan Ferry do that?
41:00 <Bastardly_One> He does a great version too
41:00 <Ana_Ng> i don't think so
42:00 <Bastardly_One> check this out
42:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H4KC9Vr6x7Y
42:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: BRYAN FERRY - Song To The Siren (live on Jools Holland 12.11.10).vob (Nov 13, 2010) 5:23 - Category: Music - 129,916 - 502 likes (97.5%), 13 dislikes (2.5%)
43:00 <Ana_Ng> ugh i hate the background singers
43:00 <Skirmish> lol one minute he's paying her out and now they're pals. 
43:00 <Ana_Ng> why didn't he say - bitches, i'm bryan ferry, go away
43:00 <Bastardly_One> heh ... same 
44:00 <Bastardly_One> but he puts his own take on it with the same nuances
44:00 <Bastardly_One> it's differnet ... I like it
44:00 <Bastardly_One> that was his Avalon period
44:00 <Bastardly_One> he had them on everything
44:00 <Ana_Ng> yeah he can do non wrong in my eyes
45:00 <Bastardly_One> really?
45:00 <Bastardly_One> so you like early Roxy Music with Eno?
45:00 <Ana_Ng> yep
45:00 <Bastardly_One> never would of picked that if you do
45:00 <Bastardly_One> wow
45:00 <Bastardly_One> good shit
45:00 <Ana_Ng> but i am your age
46:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah but that's left of field
46:00 <Bastardly_One> then again your nick 
46:00 <Ana_Ng> not for college radio types
46:00 <Bastardly_One> is one of the quirkiest songs ever
46:00 <Ana_Ng> they were heavy rotation
46:00 <Bastardly_One> so yeh
46:00 <Bastardly_One> good point 
46:00 <Bastardly_One> they were big over here on community radio too
47:00 <Bastardly_One> this guy and another guy I'll link I put in English art stuff
47:00 <Bastardly_One> hang on a tic
48:00 <Bastardly_One> sung for Japan
48:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2OSPGxVwmVY
48:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: David Sylvian - Orpheus (Mar 1, 2009) - Category: Music - -
49:00 <slinky_J> sif winter has to end
49:00 <Bastardly_One> this song is the song I'd write
49:00 <slinky_J> needs to rain one more time :(
49:00 <Bastardly_One> if I had a song written about my life
49:00 <Bastardly_One> such a good song
50:00 <Bastardly_One> how "beautiful" is his monotone?
50:00 <Ana_Ng> hold on
50:00 <Ana_Ng> link no good in usa
50:00 <Bastardly_One> oh fuckity
50:00 <Bastardly_One> I did the non company link too
51:00 <Bastardly_One> this guy
51:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x1YkHJJi-tc
51:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Sylvian & Sakamoto - Forbidden Colours (Feb 6, 2006) 4:44 - Category: Music - 1,850,482 -
51:00 <Bastardly_One> the song from the movie Merry Christmas Mr Lawence
52:00 <Bastardly_One> where this japanese soldier falls in love with his english captive
52:00 <Bastardly_One> WWII POW camp movie
52:00 <Ana_Ng> he's got martin fry hair
52:00 <Bastardly_One> that's back in the 80s
53:00 <Bastardly_One> he still wears that 
53:00 <Ana_Ng> heh
53:00 <Bastardly_One> his wife and him must never get out of the house
53:00 <Bastardly_One> how wonderful is his monotone
53:00 <Bastardly_One> I love his voice
56:00 <ATS63> Well that was alright... 10km in 50min
57:00 <Bastardly_One> this is with Robert Fripp Ana_Ng
57:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5MT0IqPJsvU
57:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: David Sylvian - Red Guitar (Jan 29, 2006) 4:49 - Category: Music - 556,528 - 1,318 likes (98.1%), 25 dislikes (1.9%)
57:00 <ATS63> Haven't been jogging for ages
57:00 <xm> that's pretty fit
57:00 <xm> for a person that plays OpenTTD all day
58:00 <xm> unless you just caught the train and back
58:00 <ATS63> I normally jog twice a week :/
58:00 <xm> early morning / late afternoon ?
59:00 <ATS63> either
59:00 <ATS63> whenevs I get the time. Normally pretty busy
59:00 <xm> what about stopping to solve crime when your cop instincts kick in
00:00 <ATS63> nah fuck that
00:00 <ATS63> this isn't blues clues
01:00 <slinky_J> http://imgur.com/a/tCKQh
01:00 <slinky_J> lol
01:00 <xm> no, it's Veronica Marrs
02:00 <slinky_J> spit first!
02:00 <Skirmish> B1: you and Ana_Ng should take it to PM so you can flirt with her.  Nobody will care if you call her a catfish if she rejects you.
05:00 <ATS63> Fuck veronica too
07:00 <xm> i know you would want to
10:00 <slinky_J> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=18ljLPZEfjs&sns=fb
10:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Pornosonic--Unreleased 70's Porno Music (Full Album) (Dec 1, 2013) 32:13 - Category: Music - 49,922 - 308 likes (97.2%), 9 dislikes (2.8%)
13:00 <ATS63> nah
13:00 <ATS63> bitches ain't shit
16:00 <ATS63> I like tattoo people
16:00 <ATS63> They get tats to be different, which normally is hanging out with other people who have tats talking about tats, because that isn't a genre at all
16:00 <ATS63> I think some really hot girls get tats to make themselves ugly
17:00 <ATS63> And ugly guys get tats so they have something to talk about with those girls
17:00 <ATS63> Excluding bikies, who do it cause they're tough and shit
19:00 <ATS63> When all in all it just makes them like weed smokers. The shit they talk about is moronic and annoying
19:00 <xm> i was watching TV last night about this bikie raid at a home
19:00 <xm> and this coppa had a tattoo
19:00 <xm> m8
20:00 <xm> what's with that????????????
20:00 <ATS63> Its allowed yes
20:00 <xm> was that to trick them
20:00 <xm> or was he a bikie that got his soul restored by a gyspy and stepped forward
20:00 <ATS63> There is a 15 page policy on body modification
20:00 <xm> heh
20:00 <ATS63> I never read it
20:00 <xm> 15 pages...
20:00 <ATS63> Its about 10 pages or so for appropriate use of social media :D
21:00 <xm> what about cruising around in your patrol car with the transformers sign on the bonnet?
21:00 <ATS63> And another 10 pages or so for political statements
21:00 <xm> are there rules against that
21:00 <ATS63> Yes
21:00 <ATS63> something along the lines of cannot condone or support a commercial entity
22:00 <ATS63> The political one is ironic. You can't make public statements... unless its via a union.
23:00 <ATS63> I hate unions
23:00 <ATS63> Especially homosexual ones
25:00 <xm> you need diversity and sensitivity training when you get back to work
25:00 <xm> stat
26:00 <xm> it will start with having your eyes forced open with eye droppers and forced to watch streaming gay porn
26:00 <xm> with random photos of drag queens blowing kisses intermittently at 1/24 to mess with you
28:00 <ATS63> Sounds like work already
28:00 <xm> actually arent you the chaplain
28:00 <ATS63> Licensing duty
29:00 <xm> you'd be the one administering these
33:00 <ATS63> Diversity is what they teach at university anyway. They teach everyone to crap on about diversity because a choir is diverse
34:00 <xm> diversity is good. except when it involves diversity in thought
34:00 <xm> yes, you got it
34:00 <xm> nothing like the all star mormon choir in utah as a representative sample of all religions
35:00 <xm> i think it's time you get a promotion
35:00 <xm> they're probably thinking of it now that you're away
35:00 <ATS63> Waiting
35:00 <xm> the place is falling apart 
36:00 <ATS63> I need some prac training
36:00 <xm> get some used tyres and practise hopping through them more
37:00 <ATS63> Not that kind of training
38:00 <ATS63> Apparently I'm free to exercise all I like, just I cannot go back to work until the doc says its okay
39:00 <xm> what happened?
40:00 <ATS63> Drunks happened
41:00 <ATS63> Apparently its socially acceptable for someone to work a job where they're assaulted on a daily basis, and society views the person who does that job as a bad person
41:00 <xm> what do you think of the Sydney lockdown?
42:00 <ATS63> Don't think it changed anything
42:00 <ATS63> Coward punch laws did
43:00 <mrdanger> ATS63: they are bad people
43:00 <mrdanger> I got punched in the back of the head by a bouncer when I was throwing up once
43:00 <mrdanger> lol
43:00 <mrdanger> what a champion of a guy
44:00 <ATS63> Summonze the establishment for release of video footage :)
48:00 <ATS63> Or use the statements of witnesses
50:00 <ATS63> I don't believe in karma but...
51:00 <ATS63> Even when the justice system fails, usually these incidents occur from personality or lifestyle, and eventually that will catch up with them
51:00 <ATS63> I see that happen every shift I work
05:00 <TheRon> hi
19:00 <TheRon> spandau baellet - gold
41:00 <TheRon> don't all speak at once
42:00 <TheRon> when something is wrong with my baby!
42:00 <TheRon> something is wrong with me!
43:00 <Blarp> It wasn't me this time... 
43:00 <Blarp> I only just got home
43:00 <TheRon> did you fart?
43:00 <Blarp> not yet
43:00 <TheRon> better out then in
45:00 <Blarp> yup
48:00 <TheRon> how are the ladies today?
49:00 <TheRon> 420 in adelaide?
50:00 <snail> correct
51:00 <TheRon> i'm having BEEEEEEEEEFFFF! for tea tonight
51:00 <snail> nice
52:00 <Rak> curtains or sausage?
52:00 <snail> curtains
52:00 <TheRon> olives
53:00 <mrdanger> https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xaf1/t1.0-9/733807_540649702641861_1755112644_n.jpg
53:00 <mrdanger> idiocy
53:00 <mrdanger> somebody look at that and tell me if you spot the problem
53:00 <TheRon> he got a tattoo??
53:00 <mrdanger> she
53:00 <TheRon> that would be my problem
54:00 <TheRon> i couldn't tell from the back
54:00 <mrdanger> lol, clearly you havent seen enough naked women. or you know some odd shaped men?
54:00 <TheRon> neil off the young ones
55:00 <mrdanger> so, can you see what the tat is?
55:00 <TheRon> van halen?
55:00 <Ana_Ng> whoa theron
55:00 <Ana_Ng> time for glasses
55:00 <TheRon> is that the star of david i see??
55:00 <Ana_Ng> what is the problem
56:00 <mrdanger> yes
56:00 <mrdanger> that is the start of david you see
56:00 <Floss> i just made raw brownies
56:00 <Floss> they are yummmmmmmmm
56:00 <TheRon> and its the german eagle?
56:00 <mrdanger> and Jewish Law forbids tats, so its like yay im so proud to be jewish, ill get a tat
56:00 <mrdanger> to show how jewish i am
56:00 <mrdanger> facepalmish
56:00 <Ana_Ng> oh please
56:00 <snail> hi ana ng
56:00 <TheRon> i had no i dea about the jewish tatt thing
56:00 <mrdanger> you're forgiven, Ana_Ng
57:00 <slinky_J> lol
57:00 <mrdanger> I doubt young people that aren't particularly strict with the religion care, but it strikes me as a bit stupid
57:00 <Ana_Ng> you are saying that every kind of judaism has an anti-tattoo policy
57:00 <Ana_Ng> young people?
57:00 <slinky_J> or that all jews are devout jews
57:00 <Ana_Ng> religion is an a-la-carte deal
58:00 <mrdanger> not really
58:00 <mrdanger> that's kind of the point of religion
58:00 <TheRon> hurt so good, c'mon baby make it hurt so good
58:00 <Ana_Ng> pretty sure there weren't a bunch of tattoo parlors 2500 years ago
58:00 <mrdanger> the fact that religion these days is seemingly a la carte kind of proves the idiocy involved with being religious in 2014
58:00 <mrdanger> Ana_Ng, if you'd like to debate the issue perhaps you should look in to jewish law first
58:00 <Ana_Ng> so, all catholics only have sex within marriage for the purpose of making children?
58:00 <mrdanger> otherwise you're just a rambling titfuck
58:00 <TheRon> Ana_Ng: how did they circumsize before the bronze age
58:00 <slinky_J> lol
58:00 <TheRon> all they had was rocks
59:00 <mrdanger> they had some sharp fuckin rocks
59:00 <mrdanger> i saw one found that was sharper than a scalpal
59:00 <mrdanger> no shiz
00:00 <mrdanger> The prohibition of tattooing is found in the Torah: "You shall not make gashes in your flesh for the dead, or incise any marks on yourselves: I am the Lord" (Leviticus 19:28).
00:00 <mrdanger> in there with the shellfish and gays
00:00 <mrdanger> leviticus was a dick
01:00 <TheRon> the jews don't like gays either?
01:00 <slinky_J> haha
01:00 <mrdanger> that's in leviticus
01:00 <mrdanger> so yeah
01:00 <slinky_J> let he who is without sin cast the first stone.
01:00 <Ana_Ng> wow you don't even get the point
02:00 <TheRon> slinky_J: any nip slips at the emmy's today??
02:00 <slinky_J> i dunno
02:00 <Ana_Ng> so mrdanger, you are a practicing orthodox jew?
02:00 <slinky_J> didnt know emmys were on
03:00 <TheRon> i think i'm agnostic, i believe all that shit when i see it
03:00 <Ana_Ng> do you believe that everyone who wears a cross is a christian?
03:00 <mrdanger> Ana_Ng, are you retarded?
04:00 <snail> only if its a tattoo of a cross :D
04:00 <TheRon> is the kkk a kind of christian??
04:00 <mrdanger> yes TheRon
04:00 <mrdanger> the best kind
05:00 <Ana_Ng> i believe her right to have a shitty tattoo is far greater than any religion's edicts
05:00 <TheRon> did you read the minutes from the last meeting?
05:00 <TheRon> all they said is "we still hate blacks and jews!"
05:00 <Ana_Ng> the tramp stamp is a special message from god
05:00 <tooheys> check out this tramp stamp
06:00 <slinky_J> adicts
06:00 <slinky_J> edicts
06:00 <tooheys> ah the sites down :(
06:00 <slinky_J> e dic
06:00 <TheRon> damn
06:00 <slinky_J> every dick
06:00 <mrdanger> she has a right to have a shitty tat, it's just a funny choice of shitty tat
06:00 <mrdanger> to show her pride in being jewish
07:00 <TheRon> an e-dick?
07:00 <Ana_Ng> you realize that there are ethnic jews who aren't religious
07:00 <mrdanger> I have lots of homework to do, its pretty gay
07:00 <mrdanger> Ana_Ng: I understand the concept
07:00 <Ana_Ng> and they still use the star of david to identify themselves
07:00 <slinky_J> Lawl
08:00 <Ana_Ng> just like rock stars might use a cross
08:00 <mrdanger> rock stars might use a cross?
08:00 <mrdanger> odd
09:00 <mrdanger> boardwalk empire is back in a week or so
09:00 <slinky_J> I guess Gene Simmons is damned then
09:00 <mrdanger> woop
09:00 <mrdanger> a damned jew
09:00 <Ana_Ng> i don't think gene gives a fuck
09:00 <slinky_J> neither
10:00 <TheRon> i think gene simmons has sinned in his time
10:00 <Ana_Ng> if you believe in sin
10:00 <mrdanger> I really wish we could just scrap religion
10:00 <Ana_Ng> it would just be replaced by something else
11:00 <mrdanger> neh
11:00 <TheRon> i believe in carlton draught
11:00 <mrdanger> I believe in ignorance
11:00 <mrdanger> lets just embrace it
11:00 <mrdanger> what day is john oliver on
11:00 <tooheys> im drinking a carlton draught longneck
12:00 <Ana_Ng> sunday
12:00 <TheRon> tooheys whats wrong?
12:00 <mrdanger> damn, its on break
12:00 <Ana_Ng> or monday for you
12:00 <tooheys> should just blow away everyone whos stupid enough to believe in religion... the world would be a much more intelligent and enjoyable place to live.
12:00 <mrdanger> next episode isnt until the 7th
12:00 <mrdanger> which is when boardwalk is back
13:00 <tooheys> TheRon, the bottlo i went to didnt have tooheys longnecks
13:00 <TheRon> excellent, good bottlo
13:00 <mrdanger> I would like beer
13:00 <tooheys> nah its a shit one actually but it was the only one that was on the way home
13:00 <mrdanger> I might finish my homework first, so I can tell myself I deserve it
14:00 <tooheys> would have much rather got a tooheys or a becks from cellarbrations
14:00 <TheRon> this heart attack, i've got to get away not coming back
15:00 <TheRon> i drank becks off tap once, next i know i'm in the toilets
15:00 <tooheys> TheRon, must have been the aussie shit
15:00 <TheRon> dunno it wasn't beer thats all i can say
16:00 <tooheys> anyway im gonna have a lay down im fucked 
18:00 <ATS63> Hard work being a faggot
19:00 <ATS63> Spent all day for 15 minutes in line at centrelink
19:00 <mrdanger> yeah lots of pounding involved
19:00 <simba> whats the hardest part about being a faggot, ATS63?
19:00 <TheRon> doesn't one usually lay down to get fucked?
19:00 <TheRon> simba port gonna win??
20:00 <simba> every day
20:00 <TheRon> play to win and face sydney in sydney or play to lose and play west coast at home
21:00 <ATS63> Smoke coal every day
21:00 <ATS63> Choo choo mofo
21:00 <simba> never play to lose
21:00 <TheRon> i so want port to win
21:00 <TheRon> just so the cats don't travel
22:00 <simba> i thought you had hawthorn locked in
22:00 <simba> maybe not !!
22:00 <TheRon> if geelong gets slack this week and freo win
23:00 <ATS63> Whorethorn
23:00 <simba> the top 3 will win unless sydney rests half a team,,
23:00 <TheRon> i know bris in geelong should be a lock, strange shit happens in the final round
23:00 <Ana_Ng> What is the deepest sea on earth?
24:00 <TheRon> atlantic
24:00 <TheRon> pacific?
24:00 <Ana_Ng> those are oceans
24:00 <TheRon> indian
24:00 <TheRon> the black sea
24:00 <TheRon> the dead sea
25:00 <TheRon> the caspian sea
25:00 <simba> the sluts cunt
25:00 <Ana_Ng> bzzzt the caribbean sea
25:00 <tooheys> ATS63's asshole
26:00 <Ana_Ng> 6946 m
26:00 <Rak> marianna trench
26:00 <TheRiddler> hallo
26:00 <tooheys> hey TheRiddler 
27:00 <TheRon> a tampon ad, a chick standing the desert saying "look the pacific ocean is no more!"
29:00 <TheRon> oh i'm an absolute genius
30:00 <TheRon> way to kill the convo, who did that!!
31:00 <FredFlinstone> freo for the flag
32:00 <tooheys> lol dockers
32:00 <TheRon> swans just a matter of how much
32:00 <FredFlinstone> and its funny?
32:00 <tooheys> of course it is
32:00 <FredFlinstone> we'll see
32:00 <tooheys> dont u know what a docker is
32:00 <TheRon> i could've been perochial and said geelong but no\
32:00 <FredFlinstone> no and dont care
33:00 <TheRon> tooheys it's a wharfie
33:00 <FredFlinstone> i think hes being dirty
33:00 <tooheys> its someone who shoves his cock inside other guys foreskins
33:00 <TheRon> tooheys does that to aperson
33:00 <FredFlinstone> ewwwwwww
33:00 <FredFlinstone> piss off
36:00 <tooheys> i do not TheRon 
36:00 <TheRon> i meant the beer
37:00 <tooheys> lol
37:00 <TheRon> tooheys is that kind of evil
37:00 <tooheys> i cant say its ever made me do that
37:00 <FredFlinstone> he docks his beer?
37:00 <TheRon> he henry limptons other people's beers just so it tastes like tooheys
38:00 <tooheys> wtf's a henry limpton
38:00 <VeeBee> lol
38:00 <VeeBee> nfi
38:00 <VeeBee> sounds off though
38:00 <TheRon> tea bags
38:00 <VeeBee> yes I thought that
38:00 <VeeBee> lipton he meant to say
38:00 <TheRon> copyright prevents me from saying that
38:00 <VeeBee> oh no you didnt lol
38:00 <VeeBee> limp hahahaha
38:00 <VeeBee> I get it now
39:00 <VeeBee> tooheys has a limp cock hahahaha
39:00 <VeeBee> like the beer
39:00 <VeeBee> tastes like a dead dingoes dick
39:00 <tooheys> yeah i do... are you hard while you're talking to a bunch of other blokes over irc?
39:00 <doctor> beers a beer, if it does the job theres no argument
39:00 <Ana_Ng> well i am
40:00 <VeeBee> why would you ask that?
40:00 <VeeBee> very strange
40:00 <tooheys> well if you're laughing at me having a limp cock yours must be hard musnt it
40:00 <TheRon> http://nerdnirvana.org/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/teabag-500x356.jpg
40:00 <simba> ..no
40:00 <VeeBee> i dont know how you came to that conclusion but if you say so
40:00 <simba> that is astounding logic tooheys
40:00 <tooheys> makes sense to me mate
41:00 <simba> anyone who laughs at your cock has an erection?
41:00 <doctor> you two are just having a bit of a tiff arent you?
41:00 <VeeBee> I think those sorts of things do
41:00 <simba> thats bananas!!
41:00 <tooheys> why would u bag someone for having a limp cock if you had a limp one as well
41:00 <doctor> what you need is a nice quiet dock together
41:00 <tooheys> lmao doctor
41:00 <TheRon> my pic says it all
41:00 <VeeBee> if you read correctly
41:00 <simba> cocks dont come in either limp or erect man
41:00 <simba> lol
41:00 <VeeBee> I was referring to thron's comment
42:00 <VeeBee> but obviously you didnt
42:00 <ATS63> < Ana_Ng> What is the deepest sea on earth?
42:00 <ATS63> Has James Cameron been there? If no, then its irrelevant
42:00 <beehhh> weird cunts
43:00 <Ana_Ng> pretty sure james cameron has been to the caribbean
43:00 <beehhh> James foley been to egypt
43:00 <ATS63> @ 6900m?
43:00 <tooheys> pretty sure james cameron has docked a few other blokes in his time
43:00 <beehhh> *had been
43:00 <simba> beehhh have you been on the hot water diet again
44:00 <beehhh> yes
44:00 <simba> yuck
44:00 <beehhh> how did u figure it out
44:00 <TheRon> tooheys ask matthew about docking
44:00 <simba> do you do that to expand your asshole
44:00 <VeeBee> maybe its a fetish
44:00 <beehhh> are you offering
45:00 <tooheys> TheRon, if u met a girl who u really loved and u wanted to spend the rest of your life with her and she said she wouldnt marry u unless u docked with someone would u consider doing it
45:00 <beehhh> i'd take your hole cock in
45:00 <VeeBee> oh my
45:00 <VeeBee> ffs
45:00 <TheRon> she wouldn't really love me now would she
45:00 <tooheys> why not mate
45:00 <beehhh> go easy on her
46:00 <beehhh> sissy
46:00 <Ana_Ng> don't be such a cock
46:00 <Ana_Ng> she is really nice
46:00 <beehhh> she or he?
46:00 <simba> what
47:00 <beehhh> simba have you seen beagle lately
47:00 <beehhh> your good mate?
47:00 <simba> yeah, hes been avoiding you
47:00 <simba> hes still on irc
47:00 <beehhh> i noticed that but i like his trolling
48:00 <simba> his what?
48:00 <beehhh> you know cheap talks
48:00 <tooheys> bbl dockers
48:00 <simba> no i dont know what cheap talks is
48:00 <TheRon> freo dockers would be fockers?
48:00 <beehhh> you said you would if you could but they did nothing now would you
49:00 <VeeBee> indeed
49:00 <VeeBee> that was a funny show
49:00 <beehhh> http://www.abc.net.au/radio/player/beta/#live/news
51:00 <beehhh> i have nothing to lose by it seems
51:00 <simba> meet the fockers
51:00 <TheRon> the mighty quinn has left
51:00 <beehhh> he prolly gone the bottlo to get more liqor
51:00 <TheRon> quinn's an eskimo\
51:00 <simba> hes probably off to drink some hot water
52:00 <beehhh> hot in adelaide?
52:00 <simba> not syre
52:00 <simba> i live in miri
52:00 <beehhh> you should come to miri white bag
53:00 <simba> bring a white bag?
53:00 <simba> like coke?
53:00 <TheRon> ladyhawke - delirium
53:00 <beehhh> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=52W-ahfPjbg
53:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Spider Love Cocaine (Aug 27, 2011) 0:46 - Category: Entertainment - 6,988,998 - 44,453 likes (95.8%), 1,957 dislikes (4.2%)
54:00 <TheRon> spiderman likes cocaine
54:00 <simba> lol
55:00 <simba> lmao
55:00 <simba> great vid
55:00 <simba> ur finest ever beehhh
55:00 <Serenity>  
55:00 <TheRon> simba don't encourage it
55:00 <simba> its good
55:00 <simba> 
55:00 <beehhh> please dont share
56:00 <Serenity>  how the hell did in do that
56:00 <TheRon> that fucking cat's back, how did it do that
56:00 <simba> double bold
56:00 <simba> 
56:00 <beehhh> devil's playground
57:00 <beehhh> simba show that vid to the girl(spider) you like
57:00 <simba> i hate film clips that have 30 seconds - 2 minutes of ‘story’ at the beginning like a band slowly walking to a recording studio
57:00 <simba> i close it before the song has even started
58:00 <TheRon> elton john - rocket man
58:00 <beehhh> dont accept me come with a bucket of water to rescue ya of hecters of burning disaster
59:00 <simba> beehhh could you do the ice bucket challenge but with a bucket of nails
59:00 <ATS63> Go whorethorn you beauty! PLAY WITH HIS NUTS
59:00 <Ana_Ng> bad rocket day for alaska :(
59:00 <TheRon> beehhh i challenge you to the ALS ice bucket challenge
59:00 <Ana_Ng> we launched a rocket that was supposed to go 5500km
59:00 <beehhh> how about cocaine challenge with spiders
59:00 <TheRon> nah, ice
59:00 <Ana_Ng> it lasted 4 seconds 
00:00 <simba> stay away from the hard drugs bro
00:00 <beehhh> ice ice vanilla ice
00:00 <TheRon> should alaska really be making rockets?
00:00 <beehhh> i dont do crystal
00:00 <Ana_Ng> we don't make em
00:00 <Ana_Ng> just launch them
00:00 <simba> how long did you do it in aus
00:00 <beehhh> TheRon do you drink cold milk every morning with breakfast
01:00 <ATS63> 5500km? Erm, thats quite a long way
01:00 <ATS63> I think they mean the glider in the rocket, not the rocket itself
02:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eH-GzcgZj48
02:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: New Order - Crystal (Jan 12, 2010) 6:52 - Category: Music - 839,910 - 4,087 likes (99.4%), 26 dislikes (0.6%)
02:00 <Ana_Ng> yes, ATS63
02:00 <simba> jan 12 good date 
05:00 <beehhh> cold milk and crackers
06:00 <TheRon> crackers in a soup, now that could be a meal
07:00 <beehhh> cocaine soup
09:00 <doctor> what's wrong with coco pops?
10:00 <TheRon> doctor, working class man
11:00 <Picard> good afternoon
11:00 <TheRon> picard excited by the swans or playing it down?
11:00 <Picard> not excited one bit
11:00 <TheRon> damn
12:00 <Picard> all that excites me atm is this time next week i will be in phuket sitting on a beach
12:00 <TheRon> tigers win they make the eight
12:00 <TheRon> and getting and STi?
12:00 <Picard> or if im lucky have a ladyboy sucking my cock
12:00 <TheRon> each to their own
13:00 <Picard> lol
13:00 <Picard> if its got tits it fair game
13:00 <TheRon> worry about the package later?
13:00 <Picard> they all look the same when u lay them on their stomach
14:00 <TheRon> looking for a tight squeeze?
14:00 <ATS63> Picard: http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/2/2e/Gynecomastia_001.jpg/1280px-Gynecomastia_001.jpg
14:00 <Picard> lol
14:00 <ATS63> Fair game
14:00 <Picard> yeah
14:00 <Ana_Ng> uh
14:00 <lifestolen> TheRon, Don't you think its time for a song ?
14:00 <Ana_Ng> when you lay some on their stomachs, the tits shoot out the sides
14:00 <Picard> niced
14:00 <Picard> -d
14:00 <TheRon> snoop dogg - whats my name
14:00 <lifestolen> dats the way
15:00 <TheRon> cheers
15:00 <ATS63> Ana_Ng: gliders are lame anyway. X-37 :D
15:00 <lifestolen> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-hIjgofcuWU
15:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: SNOOP DOGG - WHO AM I (WHATS MY NAME) HD (Jan 29, 2011) 4:37 - Category: Music - 18,387,895 - 59,139 likes (97%), 1,843 dislikes (3%)
15:00 <Picard> pity they cant cure stupid
15:00 <doctor> can they cure intelligent?
16:00 <Picard> no
16:00 <lifestolen> by coldie i mean jim beam black
16:00 <Picard> its a disease
16:00 <doctor> figured
16:00 <Picard> you interact with stupid it rubs off on you
16:00 <lifestolen> Hey Trigger_
16:00 <lifestolen> Want some lentils
17:00 <lifestolen> hahaha
17:00 <lifestolen> pwned
17:00 <lifestolen> pz in da house tonight
17:00 <Tiggier> lame
17:00 <lifestolen> who
17:00 <lifestolen> wat
17:00 <lifestolen> u got gta IV ?
17:00 <TheRiddler> why?
17:00 <lifestolen> for pc ?
17:00 <lifestolen> theres a SA mod
18:00 <TheRon> snoopp dogg is  a bit heavy on the language
18:00 <lifestolen> who cares
18:00 <lifestolen> im cashed up
18:00 <TheRiddler> you're lame shut up
18:00 <TheRon> hookers and coke?
18:00 <ATS63> cashed up? centrelink don't pay until tomorrow?
19:00 <lifestolen> hit it big on the roulette
19:00 <Picard> lol
19:00 <Picard> ATS63 how do u know?
19:00 <TheRon> thats better some bon jovi
19:00 <ATS63> Picard: how didn't you? Stupids?
20:00 <lifestolen> TheRon, what
20:00 <lifestolen> TheRon, let us hangin here
20:00 <TheRon> ?
20:00 <lifestolen> its a celebration
20:00 <Picard> ummm i work for a living i dont depend on centrelink
20:00 <TheRon> bad medicine
20:00 <Picard> Abbott will fuck you over soon lol
20:00 <lifestolen> lol
20:00 <Picard> whats a decent movie to watch?
20:00 <lifestolen> abbott got fucked up ass
21:00 <TheRon> porky's
21:00 <lifestolen> they told abbott
21:00 <Picard> putting a few on the ipad to watch on my flight
21:00 <lifestolen> they will release all the info about him gettin fucked
21:00 <lifestolen> anyways
21:00 <lifestolen> You people
21:00 <lifestolen> People
21:00 <TheRiddler> he's fucking everyone the whore
22:00 <slinky_J> i watched Dead Man Down then
22:00 <TheRiddler> join the military
22:00 <TheRon> picard unstoppable, i love that movie
22:00 <slinky_J> n Texas Killing Fields b4
22:00 <slinky_J> unstoppable that train movie
22:00 <TheRon> yes!
22:00 <slinky_J> denzel yea?
22:00 <TheRiddler> or intelligence
22:00 <TheRon> yes
22:00 <slinky_J> he's in two train films lol
22:00 <TheRiddler> like Skirmish
22:00 <lifestolen> 187 with my dick in ya mouth biatch
23:00 <TheRiddler> shh
23:00 <Picard> white house down??
23:00 <TheRon> pelahn 123?
23:00 <slinky_J> yeah
23:00 <Lish> Hi
23:00 <slinky_J> that 
23:00 <slinky_J> white house down is good
23:00 <Picard> ok
23:00 <slinky_J> the Gerad one
23:00 <Picard> star trek 
23:00 <slinky_J> is that white house down?
23:00 <slinky_J> Star Trek INTO DARKNESS is mad
23:00 <TheRiddler> which is better
23:00 <TheRon> white house down and olympus has fallen, whats the difference between those two mvoies?
23:00 <TheRiddler> olympus has fallen or white house down
23:00 <Picard> whats a decent site to download from?
24:00 <slinky_J> ohh white houose down is channing tatum
24:00 <TheRiddler> Gerald Buttler vs Channing Tatum
24:00 <TheRon> same movie isn't it?
24:00 <slinky_J> i liked that
24:00 <slinky_J> both good
24:00 <TheRiddler> Harrison Ford or Jamie Foxx
24:00 <TheRiddler> wait
24:00 <TheRon> picard got a goold old fashioned tit flick on there?
24:00 <TheRiddler> was Ford the pres in olympus has fallen?
24:00 <ATS63> Picard: I work for a living too. I also participate in society, sometimes that involves people on centrelink. I talk and such. So I assume not just stupids but antisocials?
24:00 <slinky_J> wtf is a tit flick lol
25:00 <lifestolen> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7x6SYcGLJ_Y
25:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: David Essex - Rock On (Feb 15, 2012) 3:28 - Category: Music - 236,533 - 1,612 likes (97.2%), 46 dislikes (2.8%)
25:00 <TheRon> a flick with plenty of tit
25:00 <TheRiddler> oh no
25:00 <slinky_J> picard dl from http://thepiratebay.se/
25:00 <TheRiddler> Aaron Ehkhart
25:00 <simba> theyre all flockin in now
25:00 <lifestolen> simba drink ?
25:00 <TheRiddler> *Eckhart
26:00 <simba> lifestolen smoke
26:00 <lifestolen> pack us a cone
26:00 <TheRon> simba , like an ice bucket?
26:00 <lifestolen> wait u got a pool ?
26:00 <lifestolen> ill have a bucket
26:00 <simba> yeah come round pz
26:00 <lifestolen> buckets in the pool
26:00 <ATS63> When are the cool people getting here anyway?
26:00 <simba> when you part
26:00 <lifestolen> Let's dance
26:00 <TheRon> my mum says i'm cool
26:00 <ATS63> Guilty plea
26:00 <Picard> ty
27:00 <beehhh> yes you can betray and i dont have feelings
27:00 <Picard> gotta go
27:00 <lifestolen> ok
27:00 <lifestolen> cya
27:00 <beehhh> it goes for all of you
27:00 <lifestolen> channel officially owned by pz
27:00 <simba> TheRon is your mum a passionate cats fan
27:00 <lifestolen> hahaha
28:00 <TheRon> my whole family is
28:00 <lifestolen> TheRon, no songs :(
28:00 <TheRon> damn
28:00 <TheRon> whats the frequency kenneth
28:00 <lifestolen> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xnKhsTXoKCI
28:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Metallica-Master Of Puppets (Lyrics) (Jul 12, 2010) 8:37 - Category: Music - 5,432,324 - 24,771 likes (98.6%), 346 dislikes (1.4%)
28:00 <slinky_J> my whole family are cats
29:00 <TheRon> no choice but to be cats supporters in our family
29:00 <slinky_J> adopt a new sport
29:00 <TheRon> fuck that
29:00 <TheRon> i love footy
29:00 <simba> never go against the family - the godfather, 1982
29:00 <TheRon> indeed
29:00 <beehhh> internet bill too much
29:00 <beehhh> i might disc
29:00 <beehhh> norell fucking me up
29:00 <TheRon> my bro strayed for a while be we got him back
29:00 <simba> good
30:00 <simba> is norell addicted to the internet?
30:00 <beehhh> we could skype only afterwards
30:00 <beehhh> no irc
30:00 <TheRon> my mum was collingwood but dad fixed that
30:00 <lifestolen> MASTER
30:00 <TheRiddler> there's a good website for learning website coding 
30:00 <TheRon> just gotta fix the sister in law now
31:00 <beehhh> so i stab you then i'll take you to the doctor as morale
31:00 <TheRiddler> called codecademy.com
31:00 <lifestolen> beehhh, fuck u on about ?
31:00 <beehhh> such is life
31:00 <lifestolen> beehhh, You're off ya trolley
31:00 <lifestolen> off ya dial mate
31:00 <beehhh> long time back wanna see
31:00 <TheRiddler> you 2 should hook up
31:00 <lifestolen> beehhh, wake up
32:00 <lifestolen> beehhh, offered to buy you a beer at the airport like 5 years ago mate you never gonna show up
32:00 <beehhh> http://oi57.tinypic.com/2nrhdsi.jpg
32:00 <lifestolen> same old pic
32:00 <lifestolen> who cares
32:00 <beehhh> its been 7 years since
32:00 <lifestolen> he quits when ya get into it
32:00 <lifestolen> pussy
32:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K7l5ZeVVoCA
32:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: blink-182 - What's My Age Again? (Jun 16, 2009) 2:27 - Category: Music - 28,547,040 -
33:00 <lifestolen> keep it up TheRon 
33:00 <simba> lol
33:00 <simba> this boy thinks hes a gangsta
33:00 <TheRon> does he say mang a lot?
34:00 <simba> he says Wolly
34:00 <TheRon> where's wolly?
34:00 <Serenity> simba
34:00 <TheRiddler> wolly bolly
34:00 <Serenity> how do you pronounce lego
34:00 <lifestolen> boots wid da furrr
34:00 <slinky_J> laygo
34:00 <TheRon> lago
34:00 <slinky_J> le go
34:00 <Serenity> stupid south aussies
34:00 <slinky_J> both ways
35:00 <simba> lay-go
35:00 <slinky_J> depends
35:00 <TheRiddler> Leg-go
35:00 <Serenity> its never laygo lol
35:00 <Serenity> ever
35:00 <Serenity> ever evrr
35:00 <slinky_J> leygo
35:00 <Serenity> leg oh
35:00 <Bastardly_One> ye
35:00 <lifestolen> i dont think i can stay awake any longer
35:00 <Bastardly_One> leg go
35:00 <slinky_J> who ever says leg oh is an idiot
35:00 <simba> i didnt make it up ok
35:00 <slinky_J> i said that and sounded like a hungarian
35:00 <Serenity> well no thats how it's pronounced lol
35:00 <slinky_J> LEGOH!
35:00 <slinky_J> lol
36:00 <TheRiddler> dont you watch the commercials
36:00 <simba> everyone in australia says nike and adidas wrong
36:00 <Bastardly_One> leh go
36:00 <simba> we’re fucked in general
36:00 <slinky_J> i say nike
36:00 <slinky_J> not nikee
36:00 <simba> well that clears it up
36:00 <TheRiddler> ni-ke
36:00 <slinky_J> like kike
36:00 <slinky_J> hahah
36:00 <TheRiddler> kite
36:00 <simba> nobody in aus says a-dee-das they say ah-di-das
36:00 <slinky_J> like Mrdanger likes to wear his nikes and rant on about tats on kikes
37:00 <Serenity> I try not to say it at all
37:00 <simba> the real pronounciation is probably more german like ADI DAS
37:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=NUTGr5t3MoY
37:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Green Day - Basket Case [Official Music Video] (Oct 26, 2009) 3:13 - Category: Music - 36,015,471 - 137,619 likes (98.4%), 2,225 dislikes (1.6%)
37:00 <Ana_Ng> tonight! rats on bikes and tats on kikes!
37:00 <slinky_J> i walk in
37:00 <slinky_J> to the sport shoe store
37:00 <TheRiddler> how do you pronounce them Ana_Ng?
37:00 <slinky_J> clap my hands and go Right! ALL DAY I DREAM ABOUT SEX PLEASE?
37:00 <Bastardly_One> ad id as
38:00 <Bastardly_One> adi das in american
38:00 <Ana_Ng> nigh-KEY
38:00 <Bastardly_One> adee dus
38:00 <TheRiddler> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0aGLzfZ3HJU
38:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: 1955 Lego System Commercial (Dec 11, 2010) 1:02 - Category: Film & Animation - 101,937 -
38:00 <Ana_Ng> she's the winged angel of victory
38:00 <Bastardly_One> nike you wankers 
38:00 <TheRon> nikey
38:00 <Ana_Ng> uh-DEED-is
39:00 <slinky_J> i hated 1955
39:00 <TheRon> caroline wozniacki
39:00 <simba> shes a red
39:00 <slinky_J> i owned an ice cream store
39:00 <Serenity> 1955 was so passe
39:00 <slinky_J> everything was in black and white
40:00 <TheRiddler> leg-go
40:00 <AllEyezOnMe> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k4cxe-vnPl4
40:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: 2Pac - All Eyez On Me (Mar 25, 2012) 5:09 - Category: Music - 505,897 - 1,910 likes (97.3%), 52 dislikes (2.7%)
40:00 <TheRon> 2pac sucks
40:00 <TheRon> just fucking die already
40:00 <TheRiddler> you're so far from the current topic AllEyezOnMe
40:00 <simba> im still in a dream.. snake eater !! !!
41:00 <AllEyezOnMe> you just gotta catch up
41:00 <AllEyezOnMe> im too fresh too clean
41:00 <Serenity> my friend moved to sa last year and is mortified her son is saying laygo. thats what sparked my question
42:00 <TheRon> worried he might be gay go
42:00 <slinky_J> why is she mortified over that
42:00 <slinky_J> does she need counsiling?
42:00 <slinky_J> haha
42:00 <AllEyezOnMe> 500 euro
42:00 <TheRiddler> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CxWacO21sAE
42:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Nike Air Jordan Commercial 1987 Old Michael Jordan (Sep 26, 2013) 0:31 - Category: Sports - 3,347 - 12 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
42:00 <slinky_J> tell her to go see Dr. Laygo
42:00 <slinky_J> he's gewd'
42:00 <simba> buy her son a port jumper
43:00 <AllEyezOnMe> buy some 500 euro notes
43:00 <TheRiddler> ny-key
43:00 <simba> i shit 500 euro notes
43:00 <TheRon> really punish him get a demons jumper
43:00 <slinky_J> did she have to get adapters for everything with a plug?
43:00 <AllEyezOnMe> u shit htem ?
43:00 <slinky_J> cause in sa we have weird plugs man
43:00 <simba> i shit old outdated deutschmark
43:00 <slinky_J> it's like europe over here
43:00 <AllEyezOnMe> hahahaha
43:00 <AllEyezOnMe> u wish
43:00 <AllEyezOnMe> poor cunt
44:00 <slinky_J> kids to parkour soccor and call it "football"
44:00 <AllEyezOnMe> cashless
44:00 <simba> the guy living around hostels in adelaide calls someone else poor
44:00 <simba> brilliant
44:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=1nDq1HoNm-E
44:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Nice Guys Finish Last - Green Day (Official Music Video) [HQ] (Aug 31, 2009) 4:09 - Category: Music - 2,269,198 - 10,809 likes (96.7%), 367 dislikes (3.3%)
44:00 <AllEyezOnMe> yer
44:00 <AllEyezOnMe> i live at vinnies
44:00 <simba> bomb ya
44:00 <AllEyezOnMe> gangsta whitmore square
44:00 <slinky_J> mm villies
44:00 <AllEyezOnMe> wid my homies
44:00 <slinky_J> simba b like mm villies
45:00 <slinky_J> slinky_J be like werd
45:00 <AllEyezOnMe> nar i went to adelaide
45:00 <AllEyezOnMe> stayed at detox
45:00 <simba> detox?
45:00 <AllEyezOnMe> yer in adelaide
45:00 <AllEyezOnMe> in city
46:00 <simba> like a detox program
46:00 <AllEyezOnMe> behind the markets
46:00 <AllEyezOnMe> i thought you lived in adelaide simba
46:00 <AllEyezOnMe> you should know what im talking about
46:00 <simba> no
46:00 <AllEyezOnMe> hahaha
46:00 <AllEyezOnMe> ok mate
46:00 <AllEyezOnMe> maybe you should get out the house more
46:00 <simba> whyd you have to detox
46:00 <AllEyezOnMe> omg
46:00 <AllEyezOnMe> u for real ?
46:00 <simba> was it alcohol abuse
46:00 <AllEyezOnMe> u ever lived on the street
47:00 <simba> no
47:00 <AllEyezOnMe> or you just all talk
47:00 <AllEyezOnMe> haha
47:00 <AllEyezOnMe> all talk
47:00 <TheRiddler> brain detox
47:00 <simba> what the fuck is happening
47:00 <AllEyezOnMe> simba, WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD
47:00 <TheRiddler> he's had a labotomy
47:00 <AllEyezOnMe> simba hasn't ever experienced the real world
48:00 <TheRiddler> go back to your world AllEyezOnMe
48:00 <simba> was it alcohol?
48:00 <AllEyezOnMe> the real world ?
48:00 <AllEyezOnMe> where i take care of myself ?
48:00 <TheRiddler> whatever you call it
48:00 <AllEyezOnMe> haha whatever
48:00 <simba> doesnt seem like ur taking care of urself if u had to detox
48:00 <AllEyezOnMe> u own your own house ?
48:00 <simba> why are you attacking people about not being homeless?
48:00 <simba> lik
48:00 <simba> lol
48:00 <Bastardly_One> seems like the question is being avoided too
48:00 <AllEyezOnMe> What you tryin to say someone homeless what does that mean
48:00 <TheRiddler> yes
49:00 <Bastardly_One> what did you go to detox for idiot?
49:00 <simba> are you a recovering heroin addict, pz?
49:00 <AllEyezOnMe> mate
49:00 <AllEyezOnMe> i do shit harder than H
49:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=FWvKSPQ9p5Q
49:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Longview - Green Day (Official Music Video) Uncensored [HQ] (Aug 27, 2009) 3:48 - Category: Music - 862,154 - 4,323 likes (98.4%), 71 dislikes (1.6%)
49:00 <TheRiddler> constipation?
49:00 <AllEyezOnMe> 2pac - Changes 
49:00 <TheRon> fucking love this song
49:00 <simba> 2pac - weed
49:00 <TheRiddler> try some metamusil
50:00 <simba> 2pac - i used to smoke the weed a lot (until some nigga shot me)
50:00 <TheRiddler> you probably need it
50:00 <Bastardly_One> 2pac - dead
50:00 <TheRon> best green day song
50:00 <AllEyezOnMe> forgot my password;/
50:00 <TheRiddler> 2pac - smoking from more than 1 hole
50:00 <TheRon> tupac is dead get over it
51:00 <AllEyezOnMe> chill out 
51:00 <AllEyezOnMe> anyone would think u pullin out gats
51:00 <Bastardly_One> no tupac is sill alive
51:00 <Bastardly_One> 2pac is dead
51:00 <TheRon> my mistake
51:00 <simba> he probably plays another rapper now
51:00 <TheRiddler> 2fat
51:00 <TheRon> 2pac a day?
52:00 <simba> like cedric the entertainer = biggy smalls
52:00 <simba> lol
52:00 <TheRiddler> lol
52:00 <simba> that theory owns
52:00 <TheRiddler> 2pac - man
52:00 <AllEyezOnMe> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ALixmfjqVbk
52:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: 2Pac - I'm a hustler (Mar 8, 2010) 4:57 - Category: Music - 3,494,662 - 11,508 likes (97.6%), 285 dislikes (2.4%)
52:00 <Bastardly_One> 2pac on GTA V
53:00 <TheRiddler> the ghost got him
53:00 <TheRon> more artists should just die
53:00 <TheRiddler> +s
53:00 <simba> AllEyezOnMe irl https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=72zx0gk29m4
53:00 <TheRon> seems to better their career
53:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Hello, I'm a recovering crackhead and this is my retarded sister (Dec 6, 2010) 0:11 - Category: Comedy - 123,029 - 449 likes (99.1%), 4 dislikes (0.9%)
53:00 <TheRiddler> 2pacca alpacca
53:00 <TheRiddler> bowl
53:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=da0JwKT3GyM
53:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Green Day - Warning (Jul 21, 2009) 3:48 - Category: Music - 1,351,003 - 3,766 likes (98.5%), 56 dislikes (1.5%)
54:00 <TheRiddler> 2packed bus
54:00 <AllEyezOnMe> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UokTE-njLRA
54:00 <simba> TheRon posts on the marijuana.com forums as weedsmoker420
54:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Tool - Pushit (Jun 24, 2008) 9:55 - Category: Music - 1,080,620 - 3,932 likes (97.8%), 90 dislikes (2.2%)
54:00 <TheRon> i do
54:00 <TheRiddler> 2packed suitcase
54:00 <TheRon> whats that??
55:00 <TheRiddler> 2pacaderm
55:00 <TheRiddler> 2packing boxes
55:00 <lifestolen> lol
55:00 <Picard> looooooooooooooooooooolllllllllllllll
56:00 <slinky_J> 2pac'd fulla holes
56:00 <TheRiddler> lol
56:00 <Picard> noteop 
56:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=c7B9_uqBizA
56:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Hitchin' A Ride - Green Day (Official Music Video) [HD] (Aug 5, 2009) 2:53 - Category: Music - 674,119 - 3,399 likes (98.8%), 40 dislikes (1.2%)
56:00 <TheRon> i lied this is the best green day song
56:00 <lifestolen> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PwTyiusY0Tw
56:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Skyhooks - Living In The 70's (Apr 26, 2011) 4:26 - Category: Music - 5,501 - 15 likes (93.8%), 1 dislikes (6.3%)
57:00 <TheRon> nice
57:00 <TheRiddler> 2pacified on weed
57:00 <TheRiddler> lolllllllll
57:00 <TheRon> 2pac is well deadish
57:00 <simba> hao 2pac abong
57:00 <TheRon> is 2pac code now?
58:00 <TheRiddler> how 2pac a bowl
58:00 <slinky_J> nothing is code!
58:00 <Picard> noteop lolllllllllllll
58:00 <TheRon> but it is
58:00 <lifestolen> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z6azSHCHwPc
58:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Tom Jones, It's Not Unusual (with Lyrics). (Feb 23, 2010) 2:27 - Category: Music - 2,610,445 - 7,044 likes (97.1%), 209 dislikes (2.9%)
58:00 <slinky_J> maybe in Happy Days
58:00 <TheRiddler> 2packhorses
59:00 <Picard> simba
59:00 <TheRiddler> stfu 2pictarded for lyfe
59:00 <slinky_J> 2pac'd Dacks
59:00 <Picard> wow, wtf
00:00 <lifestolen> lol
00:00 <lifestolen> 2picard
00:00 <TheRon> picard you going to watch the game on the big screen at punt road oval??
00:00 <Picard> no
00:00 <lifestolen> lol @ punt road oval
00:00 <Picard> when is the game?
00:00 <TheRon> why not
00:00 <TheRiddler> 2picards weigh a tonne
00:00 <TheRon> sat arvo i think
01:00 <TheRon> don't quote me
01:00 <Picard> yeah 4.40. i may watch some of it
01:00 <TheRiddler> 2pictures dont a picard make
01:00 <Picard> they get belted if i watch
01:00 <Picard> im a bad omen
01:00 <TheRon> i just want them to finnish 9th
02:00 <Picard> cunt
02:00 <Picard> lol
02:00 <TheRon> sorry
02:00 <TheRiddler> 2pac can pace picard in his grave
02:00 <Picard> i can see the humour in it
02:00 <TheRon> there's a song about richmond finnishing 9th
02:00 <simba> every year im ninthmonding
03:00 <xm> ill poke ya eyes out pplz
03:00 <xm> i can seen humour in it
03:00 <lifestolen> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RcDCvQbOdig
03:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Bob Seger - Against the Wind (Nov 17, 2007) 5:35 - Category: Music - 8,351,436 - 22,868 likes (98%), 470 dislikes (2%)
03:00 <simba> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dSeZdqSsyRI
03:00 <simba> brilliant rendition from teh man
03:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Tom Jones - You'll Never Walk Alone.mpg (Apr 9, 2010) 3:22 - Category: Howto & Style - 559,500 - 1,250 likes (97.5%), 32 dislikes (2.5%)
03:00 <TheRiddler> has richmond ever been in top 4 in the last 20yrs?
03:00 <TheRon> liverpool
04:00 <TheRon> everton rules
04:00 <simba> everton rule the lower ebb
04:00 <TheRon> 2001 i think the tigers finnished 3
04:00 <Picard> i hope port get belted 
04:00 <TheRon> when frawley coached
04:00 <Picard> yes
05:00 <TheRon> been rebuilding ever since\
05:00 <simba> what about kenny judge
05:00 <simba> did he coach the hawks then
05:00 <Picard> frawley was a muppet
05:00 <Picard> then we had mr.tan man
05:00 <Picard> ffs
05:00 <Picard> made some bad choices as coach
05:00 <TheRon> what did frawley have to work with?
06:00 <slinky_J> shame on a wigga
06:00 <TheRon> keep in mind frawley was a dour full back
06:00 <Picard> you know the biggest mistake richmond have made in the past 20 years
06:00 <Picard> sacking Northey and getting Walls
06:00 <TheRon> hardwick?
06:00 <TheRiddler> twice finished 3rd
06:00 <Picard> lol hardwick
06:00 <tooheys> biggest mistake is fucking around with all the fucking handballing instead of booting the ball
06:00 <Picard> tooheys i agree
06:00 <TheRiddler> 1995 and 2001
06:00 <Picard> you need to be highly skilled to do that, and not many teams are
06:00 <simba> it was probably their own ‘passionate’ supporter base dumping cow shit on the ground, that probably put the final knife in their soul
07:00 <simba> i mean if your supporters turn on you what is left?
07:00 <TheRon> richmond have three tall forwards just fucking kick it to them
07:00 <tooheys> they deserve to be turned on they put in absolutely NO effort at all for the first half of the season
07:00 <Picard> lol @ simba the port supporter who eat their own young
07:00 <TheRon> how long has wradwick got?
08:00 <Picard> 3 more years
08:00 <simba> that doesnt even make sense Picard fuck up and dont troll youre on thin ice fat man
08:00 <Picard> he was given an extension early this year
08:00 <Picard> lol 
08:00 <TheRon> damn
08:00 <Picard> dont abuse me u little cretin
08:00 <tooheys> lol is picard fat
08:00 <Picard> TheRon u dont like Dimma?
08:00 <simba> and bald
08:00 <tooheys> thats why he calls everyone else fat 
08:00 <Picard> and rich, thats why simba is jealous
08:00 <TheRon> he's had 5 and done nothing
09:00 <Picard> they have come a long way in 5 years
09:00 <lifestolen> lol totally just pwned them
09:00 <Picard> they were a basket case after wallace
09:00 <simba> no they havent
09:00 <simba> theyre still nothing
09:00 <lifestolen> i dont use cheats or nuffin
09:00 <slinky_J> at at at
09:00 <simba> mediocre as fuck
09:00 <TheRiddler> I doubt richmond will get far with the current list
09:00 <Picard> like port?
09:00 <Picard> port are shot
10:00 <simba> you dont even follow footy
10:00 <TheRiddler> reached their ceiling
10:00 <simba> why talk about it
10:00 <TheRon> after five losing in the first round of the final isn't good enough
10:00 <Picard> eveyone got excited when they beat a few moderate teams early in the season, hell they even put the tarps away thay covered half the seast
10:00 <TheRon> and then just not making it
10:00 <simba> dangerously shit troll
10:00 <TheRiddler> moderate teams?
10:00 <tooheys> fuck footy anyway u cant even watch it on the tv anymore without getting pissed off coz all you hear is whistling every 5 seconds
11:00 <TheRiddler> like hawks, swans, geelong?
11:00 <tooheys> thanks for ruining one of my favourite hobbies, cuntel & channel 7
11:00 <Picard> over umpired
11:00 <simba> he doesnt follow footy he doesnt know who weve beaten
11:00 <Picard> and those muppets try to make the game about them
11:00 <TheRiddler> yes
11:00 <TheRon> richmond list management has also been shit
11:00 <TheRon> sorry but its true
11:00 <Picard> many things have been shit
11:00 <Picard> why didnt wallace draft buddy? 
11:00 <Picard> instead we got a use coon
12:00 <TheRon> tambling?
12:00 <Picard> lol yes
12:00 <Picard> what a joke
12:00 <simba> why did they think importing a bunch of offcuts from mid table sides would do them any good? they have no culture of building players, they are extreme draft fuck ups
12:00 <TheRiddler> tambling was poorly managed
12:00 <Picard> tambling was no good
12:00 <TheRon> roughhead and franklin
12:00 <Picard> lacked talent
12:00 <TheRon> pick 4 wasn't he
12:00 <tooheys> tambling was shit he spent all his time asking people for spare change and smokes instead of training
12:00 <Picard> lol
13:00 <TheRon> yes!
13:00 <TheRiddler> hence poorly managed
13:00 <simba> by a poor club
13:00 <simba> bring a shit player into a shit system.. stays shit
13:00 <TheRon> has vickery been worth it?
13:00 <tooheys> hickory vickery dock
13:00 <lifestolen> the cat run up the clock
14:00 <simba> the gat went off in your sock
14:00 <Picard> port beats, carlton,adelaide, brisbane and w.c and lost to the kangas in the first 5 rounds. i think that enforces my statement of moderate side.
14:00 <lifestolen> aaaaaaaaaaaaBOOOO-YAH
15:00 <oxygen>  its the most boring 30 seconds of my life everytime im holding my dick taking a piss in the loo, is there anything i can do to relieve the boredom while pissing? i cant read a book with one hand, does anyone else have the same problem?
15:00 <TheRiddler> did you just google only the first 5 rounds lol
15:00 <simba> but if you followed footy youd know the roos have knocked off all the big clubs
15:00 <simba> but you dont
15:00 <TheRon> roos are a chance against anybody
15:00 <tooheys> oxygen maybe u should try having a piss while being docked that might make it a bit more enjoyable for u mate
15:00 <lifestolen> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SsSVcRYh8dE
15:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Bob Segar - Old Time Rock N' Roll (Dec 15, 2006) 3:08 - Category: Music - 4,310,011 - 17,709 likes (98.2%), 326 dislikes (1.8%)
15:00 <Picard> only decent skalp in the first seven rounds was geelong, but in saying that richmond got within a kick of geelong
16:00 <simba> lol @ skalp
16:00 <lifestolen> fucken lahey
16:00 <simba> stop it Picard youre humiliating yourself
16:00 <TheRiddler> SKALP
16:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EqP3wT5lpa4
16:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Instant Karma - John lennon (Oct 9, 2006) 3:36 - Category: Music - 7,191,800 - 27,237 likes (98.7%), 351 dislikes (1.3%)
16:00 <Picard> scalp*
16:00 <oxygen> toohey, are u offering?
16:00 <Picard> port are overrated
16:00 <lifestolen> port
16:00 <tooheys> no that wasnt an offer
16:00 <lifestolen> i dont mind drinkin port sometimes
16:00 <lifestolen> bit harsh tho
16:00 <Picard> so are the kangas
17:00 <lifestolen> cheap bottle of port ey
17:00 <lifestolen> tango ?
17:00 <tooheys> mcwilliams royal reserve port
17:00 <lifestolen> hahaha
17:00 <lifestolen> yer
17:00 <lifestolen> cheap bottles
17:00 <lifestolen> clean skins too
17:00 <TheRon> until these teams knock off a big scalp they are overrated
17:00 <lifestolen> actrually tastes better than white wine tho
17:00 <lifestolen> i bought a bottle of that clean skins port
17:00 <tooheys> yeah id rather port over wine
17:00 <simba> like geelong and hawthorn??
17:00 <lifestolen> skulled whole bottle and i was fallin off my bike on the way home
17:00 <tooheys> both give u a fucking massive hangover though
17:00 <TheRiddler> challenger wins!
17:00 <lifestolen> tooheys, maybe
17:00 <TheRon> when it matters yes
18:00 <lifestolen> tooheys, just gotta drink lots of water
18:00 <lifestolen> so ya kidneys processs it out
18:00 <simba> lol
18:00 <simba> is that what u learned in detox pz?
18:00 <lifestolen> learned the hard way mate
18:00 <lifestolen> yep
18:00 <simba> they dont actually get you to stop poisining yourself with alcohol, just give you little tricks to make it less painful
18:00 <simba> poisoning*
18:00 <TheRiddler> his bike has trainer wheels on still
18:00 <lifestolen> simba, You wanna learn the hard way ?
18:00 <simba> you*
19:00 <simba> why spend every dollar you find on a bottle of poison that destroys your body and weakens your mind
19:00 <lifestolen> heh
19:00 <lifestolen> simba, you should know 
20:00 <lifestolen> you the expert
20:00 <simba> ....ok
20:00 <lifestolen> expert simba
20:00 <lifestolen> got taken the piss out of
20:00 <TheRiddler> I didn't see any piss
20:00 <Picard> lol
20:00 <lifestolen> lol
21:00 <Picard> cant afford alcohol
21:00 <Picard> its not his centreling day
21:00 <Picard> centrelink
21:00 <TheRiddler> picard love centrelink
21:00 <TheRiddler> +s
21:00 <Picard> wouldnt know how the system works
21:00 <Picard> i despise how cretins who dont work get paid not to 
22:00 <lifestolen> dont even have to hand me form in anymore
22:00 <lifestolen> got disability pension
22:00 <TheRiddler> lies
22:00 <TheRiddler> you got taken off
22:00 <lifestolen> nah yer
22:00 <lifestolen> nah i work 
22:00 <Picard> its a disgrace
23:00 <TheRiddler> you got caught trying to pass off as a muslim abo
23:00 <Picard> work for the dole cant come soon enough
23:00 <TheRiddler> with a missing leg
23:00 <lifestolen> lol
23:00 <lifestolen> i got a pegleg
23:00 <doctor> are you going to take a few of the dregs in picard?
23:00 <Picard> bbl
23:00 <lifestolen> pretty gangsta look
23:00 <lifestolen> a pegleg
24:00 <TheRiddler> he's going to get paid to get workers for the dole bang his wife
24:00 <doctor> lol
24:00 <lifestolen> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G3VnX0hf_yM
24:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Chopper at Neville Bartos (The Movie) (Nov 17, 2007) 3:38 - Category: Film & Animation - 300,272 - 756 likes (97.8%), 17 dislikes (2.2%)
25:00 <simba> lifestolen was slowly driven insane by ‘tetris theme c’ playing in his head since the age of 14
25:00 <doctor> businesses wouldn't want them, and they'd just rob other people of work who are more qualified to do so
26:00 <TheRiddler> dr mario theme A was mine
26:00 <lifestolen> simba, I used to play POG on commadore 64
26:00 <simba> pogo joe?
26:00 <oxygen> what about alley cat, did anyone ever play that?  i loved that game 
26:00 <lifestolen> california games
27:00 <simba> what was your fav game pz
27:00 <simba> sport
27:00 <lifestolen> i had about 50 floppy disks of games for commadore 64
27:00 <lifestolen> commadore amiga
27:00 <simba> i mean in cali games
27:00 <lifestolen> surfing
27:00 <simba> that was mine too 
27:00 <simba> maybe were twins
27:00 <lifestolen> but eventually my commadore 64 monitor died
28:00 <TheRiddler> none of the other games were good
28:00 <lifestolen> but yeah i wont keep talkin about that
28:00 <lifestolen> its a long story
28:00 <lifestolen> i made a time machine
28:00 <oxygen> yes  shut up about it
28:00 <lifestolen> but i wont talk about the time machine because its such a long story
28:00 <lifestolen> anyways
28:00 <Skirmish> lifestolen is as scattered as Shads and Kuniva.  Welcome to an elite club lifestolen.
28:00 <TheRiddler> hmm
28:00 <lifestolen> fire in the hole
28:00 <simba> have you ever hacked an ATM with an atari portfolio?
28:00 <simba> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VBr_ceLAseg
28:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Terminator 2 Atari Portfolio PIN ID Program (Aug 23, 2013) 1:06 - Category: Film & Animation - 3,063 - 22 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
28:00 <lifestolen> simba, yeah
28:00 <TheRiddler> cook alfraedo or order pizza
29:00 <oxygen> yes  shut up about it
29:00 <lifestolen> LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
29:00 <lifestolen> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VBr_ceLAseg
29:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Terminator 2 Atari Portfolio PIN ID Program (Aug 23, 2013) 1:06 - Category: Film & Animation - 3,063 - 22 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
29:00 <simba> why link it again
29:00 <simba> its right there
29:00 <lifestolen> COME ON!
30:00 <TheRiddler> no
30:00 <lifestolen> lets go spend some money
31:00 <oxygen>  its the most boring 30 seconds of my life everytime im holding my dick taking a piss in the loo, is there anything i can do to relieve the boredom while pissing? i cant read a book with one hand, does anyone else have the same problem?
31:00 <oxygen> pissing is so fucking boring
31:00 <doctor> masturbate?
31:00 <oxygen> i wish i didnt have to piss
31:00 <oxygen> not possible
31:00 <doctor> sure it is
31:00 <oxygen> u can not ejaculate while pissing
31:00 <doctor> have you tried?
31:00 <Skirmish> oxygen: No healthy person pisses for 30 seconds.  See a doctor.
32:00 <oxygen> how long does it take u to piss?
32:00 <Skirmish> I would estimate no longer than 15 seconds. 
32:00 <mr_ducati> he squats when he pisses
32:00 <ATS63> Ask the hospital if they'll give you a urinary drainage bag?
32:00 <oxygen> by the time u walk in the loo, unzip your fly, wiggle it dry its a good 30 seconds
32:00 <mr_ducati> sorry she :P
33:00 <Skirmish> Your statement said you're standing there with your dick in your hand for 30 seconds.  
33:00 <TheRiddler> my bacon is best before 9/11
33:00 <simba> psst hes a troll 
33:00 <Skirmish> You walk into the toilet with your dick out?  See my first piece of advice.  See a doctor.
33:00 <TheDiscoInferno> Skirmish
33:00 <oxygen> well fuck me dead,  i was not accuracte enoug
33:00 <lifestolen> Skirmish, Can i tell you a secret
33:00 <TheDiscoInferno> Skirmish: how are you?
34:00 <oxygen> do u have to take every word so fucking seriously
34:00 <oxygen> its an estimate
34:00 <ATS63> Ever tried using the toilet backwards? Or as butters will have you believe, the right way
34:00 <oxygen> i am just sick of fucking pissing and shitting,  they are boring chores
34:00 <Skirmish> If you want an accurate answer to a question make sure your question makes sense then you imbecile. 
34:00 <lifestolen> Skirmish means war
35:00 <TheRiddler> keep using drugs and you'll be on a bag soon enough
35:00 <oxygen> u want accuracy,  go shove your head up your anus then talk dick munch
35:00 <Skirmish> Your estimate was terrible. You obviously aren't paying attention when you piss oxygen otherwise you would have realised that your statement was moronic. 
35:00 <lifestolen> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aDHJu62X7ww
35:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: inxs - suicide blonde (1990) (Apr 14, 2011) 3:51 - Category: Music - 452,306 - 1,437 likes (97.6%), 36 dislikes (2.4%)
36:00 <oxygen> ok  dick head,  u can stop going on about it now
36:00 <Skirmish> Was it your goal to come into this channel and make yourself look like a fool or was it just an accident that it turned out that way, oxygen? 
36:00 <oxygen> how about someone else answer it instead of this dick munch
36:00 <TheRiddler> thanks sezz
36:00 <TheRiddler> lol wtf
36:00 <Skirmish> You're a fucking idiot mate.  Get ban from another channel asking the same thing so you come in here and try it again because obviously acting like a complete clusterfuck is your drug of choice.
37:00 <TheRiddler> who was that
37:00 <Serenity> oh wtf lol
37:00 <Serenity> who as that
37:00 <Serenity> was
37:00 <oxygen> your too cool and witty for me skirmish,  move on 
37:00 <ATS63> Why can't we talk about particle physics? :(
38:00 <lifestolen> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aDHJu62X7ww
38:00 <bradd_pitts> good evening
38:00 <ATS63> You know at the large hardon collider, if the dongs touch, we all die
38:00 <oxygen> i still want some recommendations on what i can do to relieve my boredom while pissing?
38:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: inxs - suicide blonde (1990) (Apr 14, 2011) 3:51 - Category: Music - 452,306 - 1,437 likes (97.6%), 36 dislikes (2.4%)
38:00 <slinky_J> whistle
38:00 <TheRiddler> hai bradd_pitts!
38:00 <bradd_pitts> oxygen, write your name in the toilet bowl
38:00 <bradd_pitts> hey ash :')
38:00 <TheRiddler> :)
38:00 <oxygen> now the ideas are flowing
38:00 <lifestolen> holy shit its brad pitt
38:00 <TheRiddler> what's doing?
38:00 <lifestolen> from fight club
38:00 <Skirmish> bradd_pitts: You're expecting them to know how to spell.  
39:00 <oxygen> like a stream of piss
39:00 <lifestolen> water fountain
39:00 <bradd_pitts> not much, enjoying my week off uni
39:00 <TheRiddler> cool
39:00 <lifestolen> weak uni
39:00 <bradd_pitts> what are you doing
39:00 <TheRiddler> I'm wondering what to do for dinner
39:00 <bradd_pitts> what are your options
39:00 <TheRiddler> cook alfraedo or order pizza
40:00 <TheRiddler> is alfraedo spelt right?
40:00 <TheRiddler> lol
40:00 <bradd_pitts> i didnt think there was an a
40:00 <bradd_pitts> just alfredo, but i'm not sure
40:00 <oxygen> ok ok  now im so bored i could rape a child
40:00 <Serenity> ive literally had my computer on 5 seconds and these retards starts
40:00 <Serenity> ffs
40:00 <oxygen> fuck up 
40:00 <bradd_pitts> ok
40:00 <TheRiddler> it's right
41:00 <bradd_pitts> which way?
41:00 <TheRiddler> alfraedo
41:00 <bradd_pitts> alfraedo frog
41:00 <TheRiddler> oh wait
41:00 <TheRiddler> nvm
41:00 <TheRiddler> no a
41:00 <bradd_pitts> thought so
41:00 <TheRiddler> lol
41:00 <TheRiddler> alfraedo looks better tho lol
41:00 <oxygen> i feel like flooding
42:00 <bradd_pitts> can someone give oxygen some attention
42:00 <bradd_pitts> he seems deprived
42:00 <oxygen> no need for atention anymore, Matthew is here
42:00 <ATS63> Not a child, not what he wants
42:00 <oxygen> speaking of Matthew....
43:00 <TheRiddler> he's deprived of oxygen too :P
43:00 <bradd_pitts> you cunts are boring
43:00 <bradd_pitts> laters ash x
43:00 <TheRiddler> getting to his brain
43:00 <TheRiddler> lol
43:00 <TheRiddler> laters
43:00 <oxygen> I saw him( yes Matthew )  with his pants pulled down to his ankles bending over backwards!
43:00 <TheRiddler> have you not tried that position
44:00 <oxygen> its like he was waiting for someone to slip over and land in his asshole
44:00 <lifestolen> Inxs - Mystify 
44:00 <oxygen> LOOOOL  Matthew  u sick queer fuck
44:00 <TheRiddler> how do you land on someones arsehole if they're bending over backwards
44:00 <TheRiddler> ?
44:00 <oxygen> *in his asshole
44:00 <TheRiddler> same thing
45:00 <oxygen> do u have to take every fucking word seriously
45:00 <oxygen> i meant like a dick up his arse
46:00 <Matthew> I feel quite a number of imminent bans coming up for a number of uneducated bogan fuckwits... this pleases me.
46:00 <TheRiddler> you cant even make a brainwave
46:00 <oxygen> oi matthew
46:00 <oxygen> u still fantasize about afl players running into your asshole?
47:00 <oxygen> looooll   fuking faggot
47:00 <TheRiddler> um
47:00 <TheRiddler> this is 2014 oxygen
47:00 <TheRiddler> the 50s was 60yrs ago
47:00 <oxygen> Matthew is one queer sick fuck , the type that usually gets bashed when he walks into a pub
48:00 <simba> oops
48:00 <TheRiddler> lol
48:00 <ATS63> Why would you bash a random guy cause he just walked in? :(
49:00 <simba> cos u gotta bash em all
49:00 <simba> pokemon
49:00 <ATS63> cawks
49:00 <TheRiddler> trollamon
49:00 <lifestolen> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=riwCjEdKsR8
49:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Jackal - Massive Attack (Dissolved Girl) (Oct 4, 2010) 6:07 - Category: Film & Animation - 111,932 - 197 likes (96.6%), 7 dislikes (3.4%)
49:00 <Matthew> what an oxygen_thief
50:00 <TheRiddler> his nick represents what his brain lacks
50:00 <TheRiddler> among many other things
50:00 <TheRiddler> amoung
50:00 <TheRiddler> ugh
50:00 <Serenity> TheRiddler whos that person i banned before? i only just turned my pc on and my shitlist script caught them but i dont know who it was
50:00 <TheRiddler> I dont know
50:00 <Serenity> whoever it is is carry on like a dickhead
50:00 <TheRiddler> I think it was mentalson
51:00 <TheRiddler> or that bert idiot
51:00 <Serenity> lol so unlucky
51:00 <Serenity> turn mirc on boom
51:00 <Serenity> ban
51:00 <xm> mentalson hasnt been on a for a while
51:00 <xm> he might be in the ward
52:00 <TheRiddler> the vegetable ward
53:00 <xm> also it was TheMayo
55:00 <ATS63> http://christianityinview.com/images/jesusnames.jpg
55:00 <ATS63> I think you all need some Jesus in you
55:00 <ATS63> I mean in your life
56:00 <xm> there are more names than that. they probably got slack trying to change fonts
58:00 <doctor> Lord of All, Prince of Peace
58:00 <xm> what if Jesus cured your hand? is that better than what the GP says, ATS63 ?
58:00 <doctor> Sounds familiar
58:00 <ATS63> What if Jesus cured my hand while I simultaneously seek traditional medicine?
59:00 <ATS63> It'd clearly be Jesus
59:00 <ATS63> Jesus > Science
59:00 <xm> maybe that doctor was blind and Jesus cured them so he could perform the surgery
59:00 <ShadowLurker> LOL jesus
59:00 <ATS63> Maybe my father was sterile and Jesus cured him too
59:00 <doctor> what if he were a jewish doctor?
00:00 <xm> the foreskin would miraculously reappear
00:00 <doctor> for good reason!
00:00 <Interrupt> sun will go down soon and I can test out my new flashlight
00:00 <ATS63> doctor: heavenly father is all loving, if you're a jew, buddist or a nigger
00:00 <doctor> me too
00:00 <Interrupt> sun going down now
01:00 <Interrupt> flashlight time
01:00 <ShadowLurker> wishy washy mumbo jumbo
01:00 <ATS63> Jesus loves niggers like they were white
01:00 <ATS63> I bet someone has said that before me, I must lookie
02:00 <ShadowLurker> youre a nigger arent you
02:00 <Interrupt> This guys son got shot 10 times and he was laughing he said "he got shot more times than 50 cent"
02:00 <doctor> i need to call you out on your racist bigotry
02:00 <Interrupt> they like why you laughin
02:00 <xm> it's in Galatians 3:28
02:00 <slinky_J> jesus was a filthy jew
02:00 <xm> but not that specific
02:00 <Skirmish> Jesus wasn't a jew ... that is why the Jews killed him.
03:00 <ATS63> doctor: thats probably the worst one to call out on, cause I had an anti-racist point about religion :/
03:00 <slinky_J> he was pretending!
03:00 <Interrupt> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vYGuIhlqHYE
03:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Jedi Mind Tricks (Vinnie Paz + Stoupe) - "I Who Have Nothing" [Official Audio] (Mar 15, 2013) 4:52 - Category: Music - 49,704 - 239 likes (97.6%), 6 dislikes (2.4%)
04:00 <ATS63> I thought the US Border Patrol killed Jesus
04:00 <slinky_J> no way there's a us border patrol
04:00 <xm> ATS63 is in charge of Operation White lies. an anti-cyber racism taskforce created by the government where they entrap IRC users with racism and see who takes the bait
04:00 <slinky_J> that means mexico is real?
04:00 <ATS63> slinky_J: yes, and if you have a mullet and a gun license you can volunteer
04:00 <doctor> He said the forbidden word. I will not rest untill justice is served!
05:00 <xm> say it...say it... nigg...nigg... i love niggers!!!
05:00 <slinky_J> yeah ill never have either of those two things
05:00 <slinky_J> especially a gun licence
05:00 <doctor> I'm calling the cops
05:00 <slinky_J> but not especially a mullet
05:00 <Interrupt> doctor, dont
05:00 <ATS63> xm: yes but we call it IRC for Internet Related Crime
05:00 <doctor> you'll all be in prison by tomorrow night
05:00 <Interrupt> doctor, dont man
05:00 <Interrupt> please
05:00 <slinky_J> ill grow a mullet in prison
06:00 <Interrupt> im never going back
06:00 <doctor> it's too late, the crime has been commited
06:00 <xm> ATS63, you might enjoy this: austnet irc site:.gov.au
06:00 <Interrupt> lol
06:00 <ATS63> http://pigroll.com/img/call_the_cops_i_dont_give_a_fuck.jpg
06:00 <Interrupt> austnet.gov.au
06:00 <xm> search for that in Google
06:00 <Interrupt> irc.austnet.gov.au
06:00 <Interrupt> irc.police.wa.gov.au
06:00 <slinky_J> fk the cops
07:00 <Interrupt> fk their glocks
07:00 <ATS63> xm: they say AusNet not AustNet :/
07:00 <xm> first link that comes up
08:00 <xm> the aic.gov.au one
08:00 <Interrupt> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vTUe30XevhA
08:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: multikillionaire - Natas (Nov 29, 2007) 7:44 - Category: Music - 25,070 - 64 likes (95.5%), 3 dislikes (4.5%)
08:00 <doctor> http://www.austnet.com.au/
09:00 <ATS63> lel wat... they monitored IRC
09:00 <doctor> we've been outdone
09:00 <ATS63> I knew gov workers were lazy but not that lazy
09:00 <Interrupt> WA Police are biggest drug dealers in Australia
09:00 <Interrupt> they sold me meth and weed
09:00 <ATS63> hahaha, they did an analysis of the captured logs too
09:00 <ATS63> dufuq
09:00 <xm> Sk8tr: hey
09:00 <xm> Ynggrl: sup [translation: ‘What’s up?’]
09:00 <xm> Sk8tr: asl [translation: ‘Age, sex and location?’]
09:00 <xm> Ynggrl: 15f [translation: ‘15, female’]
09:00 <xm> yes
09:00 <xm> hilarious
09:00 <Skirmish> I seen the video clip from Nicki Minaj's new song today.  What an utter waste of time. 
09:00 <xm> Criminal Minds in action
09:00 <Interrupt> lol
09:00 <Interrupt> sk8grl
10:00 <Interrupt> 14f
10:00 <Interrupt> sup
10:00 <ATS63> Still uhh...
10:00 <xm> Sk8tr: wut r u doing 2nite [translation: ‘What are you doing tonight?’]
10:00 <xm> Ynggrl: n2m [translation: ‘Not too much’]
10:00 <xm> Sk8tr: wuf [translation: ‘Where are you from?’] Ynggrl: paw [translation: ‘Parents are watching’]
10:00 <ATS63> Some agencies have some good wiretap capability. Just nobody talks about it.
10:00 <Interrupt> ATS63, NSA ?
10:00 <ATS63> We have an agency like it called the DSD, yes
11:00 <xm> pinegap is certainly not about a holiday resort
11:00 <Interrupt> ATS63, Your ISP knows everything you do online
11:00 <Interrupt> ATS63, Your ISP knows when you use TOR
11:00 <xm> Santa knows when you flood
11:00 <ATS63> And?
11:00 <Interrupt> and theres no point even using TOR
11:00 <ATS63> What could they hold against me? I just hate niggers
11:00 <Interrupt> they know
11:00 <xm> that's why you wont be getting that box of floppy disks this year
11:00 <Interrupt> its all logged
12:00 <TheRiddler> just some floppy dicks
12:00 <ATS63> Might be, not court admissable but
12:00 <Interrupt> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T2PAkPp0_bY
12:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Michael Jackson-Beat it (Lyrics) (Mar 1, 2014) 4:19 - Category: Music - 1,082,956 - 3,585 likes (95.4%), 172 dislikes (4.6%)
13:00 <Interrupt> last time they had to get the TRG
13:00 <ATS63> xm: pine gap isn't what conspiracy theorists think, either
13:00 <xm> One strange occurance over the Australian IRC network was the abundance of young teenage Californians over the network. When various males would ask females for their a/s/l status many users would respond with "13 f cali"
13:00 <ATS63> DSD operate from QLD & ACT however
13:00 <ATS63> Wrong states :D
13:00 <xm> -- perceptive govt
14:00 <Interrupt> ?
14:00 <Interrupt> xm, Most people who were new to IRC in the old days would connect to Dalnet
14:00 <Interrupt> but you fucked up here cause this is all aussies
15:00 <Interrupt> no new users on IRC anymore
15:00 <Interrupt> its dead
15:00 <xm> CB radio has had a comeback
16:00 <xm> losers. im going back
16:00 <Interrupt> yer i used to be on 20mhz CB
16:00 <Interrupt> all trukies
16:00 <bettyblue> old good IRC days. havent been here for ages. missed it
16:00 <xm> ur all fgts. ova
16:00 <Interrupt> thats all truckers
16:00 <Interrupt> and just dickheads havin a chat on cb
16:00 <Interrupt> pick them up on scanner
16:00 <xm> u wull never reproduce with female sex cells. ova
17:00 <Interrupt> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PLNCKAIkYn8
17:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Kruder & Dorfmeister - Original Bedroom Rockers (Feb 27, 2008) 6:08 - Category: Music - 447,939 - 926 likes (97.9%), 20 dislikes (2.1%)
17:00 <doctor> back when things were new and exciting. now everything is over exposed and saturated
17:00 <Interrupt> xm, Well i did hack a computer once
17:00 <xm> "hey guys. nothing sus. anyone horny and stopping down tonkin highway for a break. over"
17:00 <Interrupt> xm, I used a "Exploit"
17:00 <Interrupt> maybe we can exploit austnet
18:00 <doctor> why?
18:00 <Interrupt> doctor, you sound scared
18:00 <xm> i preferred it back in the day when it was just ham radio and they could never hear me talk back
18:00 <doctor> i'm absolutely terrified 
18:00 <Interrupt> doctor, maybe have lentils with Trigger_
19:00 <xm> i always connect to Austnet with a encryption. so that anyone in #melb that tries to log me packets wont get anything. when they open up their log files they'll see romeo style ascii
20:00 <xm> austnet is extremely secure. i save all my bank, email, paypal, ebay etc passwords with noteops
20:00 <xm> i trust BlackD3vil 100%
20:00 <slinky_J> what the
20:00 <ATS63> xm: how many watts you run? 10,000?
20:00 <doctor> \\,,o~I~o,,//
21:00 <xm> ATS63, ive never measured the power output from the times ive ran on the treadmill generator
21:00 <xm> i just know it's enough to power a small city in Easter Europe
21:00 <doctor> that's my art for the day
21:00 <xm> that's beautiful doctor!
21:00 <Interrupt> xm, you're talkin in here right now
21:00 <xm> with more lessons from lo you will get there
21:00 <doctor> thank you. i worked very hard on it
21:00 <Interrupt> there is no encryption
21:00 <xm> Interrupt, explain?
21:00 <xm> huh?
21:00 <Interrupt> xm, all your PM windows are logged aswell
21:00 <xm> what if i use a script to talk backwards
21:00 <doctor> yeah i'm hoping to outdo him and ruin his career
22:00 <xm> or replace all my vowels with numbers
22:00 <Interrupt> austnet logs your private message windows
22:00 <xm> i see i see
22:00 <Interrupt> doctor, is that pizza hut any good ?
22:00 <xm> doctor, it is his joy after his music
22:00 <Interrupt> near BP
22:00 <xm> why rob him of that?
22:00 <Interrupt> do they deliver
22:00 <Interrupt> wait
22:00 <xm> doctor, you truly are a Hannibal in the making
22:00 <Interrupt> greenwood pizza are the best ?
22:00 <Interrupt> do greenwood pizza deliver to the hood
23:00 <Interrupt> somebody whiped out a gat at the carine tavern
23:00 <xm> isnt greenwood pizza right next to blackkwood pizza
23:00 <Interrupt> set the sign on fire
23:00 <Interrupt> xm, Next to the greenwood tavern on warwick rd
24:00 <xm> yeah i remember that carine fire incident
24:00 <Interrupt> i remember when i first started going to carine tavern it was fun but im over it now
24:00 <xm> did you ever pick up?
24:00 <Interrupt> got a bit of a reputation for myself there
24:00 <Interrupt> pick up what ?
24:00 <Interrupt> chicks ?
24:00 <doctor> it's true, I am evil
25:00 <doctor> i was just born that way
25:00 <Interrupt> yer i was dancing one night had chicks hangin off me
25:00 <xm> did you get their CB radio aliases?
25:00 <Interrupt> CB sucks i'd rather call 6pr 
25:00 <Matthew> don't just stand there... LET'S GET TO IT
25:00 <Interrupt> xm, Man up and call 6pr tonight and talk to john
25:00 <xm> i havent rang 6PR for years now
26:00 <xm> since year 9 i think
26:00 <Interrupt> man
26:00 <Interrupt> u aint got the balls
26:00 <xm> but yeah i should
26:00 <Interrupt> tell me when u do or record it
26:00 <xm> depends on what they're talking about
26:00 <Interrupt> cause i always listen to 6pr
26:00 <Interrupt> im good mates with john
26:00 <ATS63> CB is alright. Just call up false radar traps on ch 40 and make everyone late to work
26:00 <xm> that would mean time away from music tho
26:00 <Interrupt> john lewis i got a lot of respect for him 
26:00 <Interrupt> but not anyone else at 6pr
27:00 <xm> what do you mostly talk about
27:00 <Interrupt> geopolitics
27:00 <doctor> 6pr is for crazies, abc is for namby-pambys
27:00 <xm> 6PR sounds more fun than
27:00 <xm> ABC = zzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZZZZzzz
28:00 <doctor> i can't stand either of them
28:00 <xm> although if they're really tight on ABC that could be good territory to harass
28:00 <Zade> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yDSepDXfDUM
28:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: John Digweed & Nick Muir Vs Pig&Dan - Morphism (Extended Play Remix) (Aug 12, 2014) 7:06 - Category: Music - 1,225 - 42 likes (97.7%), 1 dislikes (2.3%)
28:00 <xm> let's start our own pirate radio station
29:00 <xm> ill power it up on my treadmill generator
29:00 <Interrupt> xm, you could takeover 6pr station 
29:00 <Interrupt> hack the planet
29:00 <ATS63> Outrun
29:00 <tooheys> dont bother doing that in australia the acma will fuck you over within a week
29:00 <xm> i worked with someone that had a slot on there
29:00 <Interrupt> no shit
29:00 <tooheys> you need to be in the uk to do that shit
29:00 <xm> is 6PR the station near East perth?
29:00 <Interrupt> People have spoken over 6prs repeator before
30:00 <Interrupt> ive heard it live on the air myself
30:00 <Interrupt> they just say a few words
30:00 <Interrupt> and john freaks out
30:00 <Interrupt> he thought i was hackin it a month or so ago and he shat bricks
30:00 <Interrupt> cause they're a commercial station
30:00 <xm> "it's that pz damnit"
30:00 <xm> "stop it"
30:00 <Interrupt> if you speak over their station its commercial they loose money
30:00 <Interrupt> they get paid for commercials
31:00 <tooheys> im pretty sure youd be better off doing it to a commercial station rather than a government one 
31:00 <Interrupt> they're all commercial
31:00 <xm> This is a community service announcement. Drink Dr Pepper. It shits over Pepsi. Thank you.
31:00 <xm> -- Austnet Radio Network
31:00 <Interrupt> thats about all you'd get to say before they'd be calling the FBI
32:00 <xm> Interrupt, do you wonder sometimes if there's an old b&w photo of yours from the highschool yearbook used by the FBI as part of their most wanted for cyber terrorism?
32:00 <doctor> Today on Austnet radio, some troll floods a channel and somebody gets upset
32:00 <Interrupt> xm, There is one on the carine high school website
32:00 <xm> Top ten dickheads on Austnet today...
33:00 <xm> Coming up next the new #1 dickhead on the charts. You'll be surprised!
33:00 <Interrupt> there used to be a channel on here called #carinehs
33:00 <xm> xm steady at #10
33:00 <Interrupt> everyone from carine would join it
33:00 <xm> yeah pretty sure i saw it
33:00 <Interrupt> had about 50 people in it at once
33:00 <xm> actually i did
33:00 <xm> morphix
33:00 <xm> jess
33:00 <Interrupt> back in 2000
33:00 <xm> etc
33:00 <Interrupt> hahaha
33:00 <Interrupt> man
33:00 <Interrupt> they my sisters friends yer
34:00 <xm> there was #snowpalace for mt lawley shs
34:00 <Interrupt> yeh and rockingham
34:00 <xm> and some other schools
34:00 <Interrupt> all those rockingham people
34:00 <Interrupt> #perth used to crank back in the day
34:00 <Interrupt> all got pwned with sub7 hardcore
34:00 <Interrupt> dialup days
34:00 <xm> naughty
34:00 <tooheys> who the fuck used dialup in 2000?
34:00 <xm> i was up to 2003
34:00 <Interrupt> everyone dickhead
35:00 <tooheys> not me, dickhead
35:00 <Interrupt> no one had cable
35:00 <Interrupt> tooheys, you had DSL in 2000 ?
35:00 <xm> i just had free dialup from either uni or work
35:00 <xm> so never bothered
35:00 <Interrupt> i had a text file with 50 iinet dialup accounts
35:00 <xm> also downloaded heaps from those places anyway and took it home
35:00 <tooheys> bullshit. i got cable in 97 or 98
35:00 <TheRiddler> I ordered pizza
35:00 <Interrupt> TheRiddler, what sort ?
36:00 <Interrupt> TheRiddler, I used to order those garlic prawn ones with BBQ sauce
36:00 <ATS63> cable folk were so nice to me on limewire
36:00 <Interrupt> p2p
36:00 <Interrupt> haha
37:00 <ATS63> Optarse@home
37:00 <Interrupt> limewire was pretty sweet till they shut it down
37:00 <xm> there was a peering torrent site here but it imploded after they freaked out one of them was a cop
37:00 <xm> but i dont think he cared. he was a legit user
37:00 <ATS63> lel
37:00 <xm> i mean like
37:00 <Interrupt> i used to search for like "password" on limewire and it just came up with all these shared directorys the nubs left open
37:00 <xm> it's not like you SoLve CrImE 24 hours
37:00 <pz`fgt> you talk some bullshit Interrupt
37:00 <Interrupt> and open NetBIOS shares
37:00 <Interrupt> NBTSCAnning
37:00 <ATS63> copyright isn't a criminal matter :)
37:00 <Interrupt> then running a // in run
37:00 <xm> yeah civil
37:00 <Interrupt> for an open directory
37:00 <Interrupt> hacken boxes
38:00 <Interrupt> gettin all the passwords
38:00 <pz`fgt> everything pz had back in those days were given to him
38:00 <Interrupt> carded alot
38:00 <pz`fgt> he couldnt hack a paper bag
38:00 <pz`fgt> lol @ 50 iinet accounts
38:00 <pz`fgt> you didnt have shit cunt
39:00 <Interrupt> i ssh to members.iinet.net.au
39:00 <pz`fgt> you kept begging people to find you an account cause yourer such a poor cunt and cant afford your own
39:00 <Interrupt> login root
39:00 <Interrupt> i login root iinet
39:00 <tooheys> sure you did Interrupt 
39:00 <Interrupt> i did
39:00 <Interrupt> used exploit
39:00 <tooheys> like a big isp wouldnt have their root account properly secured
39:00 <xm> i nuked the linux boxens on tcp port 139!!!!
40:00 <pz`fgt> haha xm
40:00 <Interrupt> well TCP stack
40:00 <Interrupt> is from UNIX
40:00 <xm> it was spittin out passwords like the matrix
40:00 <xm> i had to record it all on a cam
40:00 <Interrupt> was it all green font on black background ?
40:00 <pz`fgt> pz is just trollin
40:00 <xm> 3,1 CORRECT 
40:00 <pz`fgt> repeats the same shit
41:00 <ATS63> There was some really cool virus though... for stealing dialup passwords. I forget the name of it
41:00 <ATS63> backoriface I think
42:00 <Interrupt> i wouldn't say crown casino is shit its world class gaming
43:00 <Interrupt> up there with some of the best casinos in the world
43:00 <doctor> I've hacked you all
43:00 <Interrupt> I just put $25 on one number on roulette come up pays $900 thats not bad
44:00 <doctor> the ruse was all on you all along
44:00 <Interrupt> walked out with it all
44:00 <Interrupt> had a few more bets before that
44:00 <Interrupt> roulette is how i make my money
44:00 <xm> the ruse was all on you all along
44:00 <doctor> skip?
44:00 <xm> ah shit pressed up arrow key
44:00 <xm> OK OK
44:00 <xm> doctor and i are the same
45:00 <Interrupt> I could make anyone a few grand at casino in 5 minutes
45:00 <doctor> lol
45:00 <Interrupt> but i learnt the hard way as a gambler
45:00 <Interrupt> i used to stay and give it all back
45:00 <Interrupt> it took me years to perfect the art of gambling
45:00 <Interrupt> now i am a professional
46:00 <ATS63> So instead of doing coke off the ass of a hooker, you do IRC?
46:00 <ATS63> Very professional of you
46:00 <Interrupt> ATS63, I needle pop gambling
46:00 <Interrupt> i do fits at the blackjack table when im up
47:00 <Interrupt> but blackjack is for people who just want to loose their money
47:00 <Interrupt> roulette and poker is where the money is at
47:00 <xm> he is the curator of a museum of 386s. he takes it very seriously like a holocaust survivor telling their stories at the auschwitz museum
47:00 <xm> all the money goes on those machines and their maintenance
47:00 <Interrupt> i won about $300 at roulette went to poker won 3k
47:00 <pz`fgt> thats online money
48:00 <pz`fgt> fake money
48:00 <Interrupt> no thats real life money
48:00 <pz`fgt> talk shit
48:00 <Interrupt> at crown casino previously known as burswood
48:00 <xm> imagine signing up to ah Casino and being told any money you win must be spent there. hahahEHhahEHEHheh
48:00 <Interrupt> pz`fgt, want proof ask Warren1984 he has been there with me before
48:00 <xm> read the fine print guys
48:00 <pz`fgt> just cause hes been there with you
48:00 <Interrupt> I been going to casino in perth for years
48:00 <pz`fgt> doesnt mean you won 3k
48:00 <xm> win 5 mill. spend it all on expensive meals
48:00 <pz`fgt> fuckarse
48:00 <Interrupt> pz`fgt, wtf u on about ?
49:00 <Interrupt> pz`fgt, Stop trolling
49:00 <pz`fgt> wtf u on about?
49:00 <Interrupt> of course i won 3k
49:00 <Interrupt> i got 3k in 500 euro notes right now
49:00 <pz`fgt> your talking shit
49:00 <ATS63> xm: muscle with pearls and so forth
49:00 <Interrupt> $500 euro notes
49:00 <Interrupt> u got that?
49:00 <pz`fgt> you won $3.50
49:00 <Interrupt> pfffft
49:00 <ATS63> Just eat the pearl
49:00 <ATS63> Rich peoples food
49:00 <Interrupt> You can't disappear without any cash lets just put that as a point 
50:00 <xm> trolling is terrible. i would avoid it. no one would trust you again if you got caught in the act
50:00 <Interrupt> You gotta be cashed in this world
50:00 <pz`fgt> which you dont have
50:00 <pz`fgt> not even your mum has cash
50:00 <xm> im just glad you guys trust everything i say and take me literally
50:00 <simba> Interrupt, pz`fgt, stfu
51:00 <Picard> lol @ you
51:00 <pz`fgt> simba suck me off bitch
51:00 <Picard> wooooooo easy big fella
51:00 <Doodle> crikey
51:00 <Picard> if anyone is sucking that cock its going to be me.
51:00 <Doodle> :/
52:00 <ATS63> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sn_FO4e0H78
52:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Trent From Punchy - Stagg (May 8, 2013) 0:38 - Category: Entertainment - 100,422 - 276 likes (94.5%), 16 dislikes (5.5%)
52:00 <Interrupt> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iMsmBgVdXB0
52:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Hackers Soundtrack - One Love (May 2, 2011) 3:54 - Category: Film & Animation - 2,998 - 13 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
52:00 <xm> speaking of lies. ever seen this ATS63? http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0120714/?ref_=nm_flmg_act_52
52:00 <BlackDevil> IMDB: The Interview (1998) - 7.5/10 of votes - Stars: , , - Rated: N/A - Runtime: 0secs - Genre: N/A - Release Date: N/A
52:00 <Picard> simba
52:00 <Picard> Bastardly_One 
52:00 <Picard> Doodle
52:00 <pz`fgt> kevin mitnick is pz's hero
52:00 <Picard> how are you guys tonight?
52:00 <Zade> Picard i suspect he wouldnt even be big enough to tickle your tonsils 
52:00 <Picard> lol Zade
52:00 <Interrupt> pz`fgt, Your kung fu no good.
53:00 <pz`fgt> you been a naughty boy
53:00 <ATS63> xm: probably, but I think I tried to forget
53:00 <Interrupt> huhuh
53:00 <simba> HACKERS
53:00 <simba> U R EXPUNGED
53:00 <Doodle> heh
53:00 <Doodle> great word
53:00 <Interrupt> CRASH OVERRIDE
53:00 <Interrupt> ZER0 COOL
53:00 <Interrupt> lol
53:00 <simba> MESS WITH THE BEST - DIE LIKE THE REST
53:00 <Interrupt> ill snap your neck like a chicken bone
54:00 <Picard> simba what are your plans for tomorrow?
54:00 <pz`fgt> lol pz running away cause lori joins
54:00 <Picard> Loof how big is your penis?
55:00 <pz`fgt> <{Lee}> omg dont make me think about kuniva's cock i'll get horny
55:00 <Lish> Vegemite toastttt
55:00 <pz`fgt> [#melbourne] <{LeE}> lol we made 3 of our mates wank under a doona as we wanted to know who was ganna cum first we were 15 [#melbourne] <Loof> statistics show most chicks have already sucked off the family dog by that age
55:00 <simba> fuck off with that
56:00 <Picard> lol
56:00 <Doodle> good grief
56:00 <simba> that is a lot of bug spray!!!!
57:00 <simba> fleas be gone!!!!!
58:00 <Interrupt> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HV3zWSawJiw
58:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Steely Dan- FM (No Static At All) (Dec 29, 2010) 4:32 - Category: Music - 388,084 - 1,945 likes (99%), 20 dislikes (1%)
59:00 <simba> lol
59:00 <simba> he really wanted to link a steely dan track
59:00 <Interrupt> simba is obviously not playing with a full deck
59:00 <xm> Interrupt, does 6PR play music? what about song requests?
59:00 <xm> ask Johnny to play Steely Dan
59:00 <simba> Interrupt is just this passionate steely dan fan who hacks into any computers he can to paste steely dan tracks into chatrooms, he runs from the law, he bounces from internet cafe to internet cafe
00:00 <Interrupt> xm, Yer about 3am or 4am john will play a song for you
00:00 <Interrupt> xm, Just talk to john about it man he'll help ya 
00:00 <slinky_J> whom ever wrote the plot for this movie on wikipedia needs to stay away from computers http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Twilight_Saga:_Breaking_Dawn_%E2%80%93_Part_1
00:00 <slinky_J> stop abusing keyboards!
01:00 <Interrupt> stop abusing my channel
01:00 <TheRiddler> 2nd triple A rating removed from Australia by creditors
02:00 <Interrupt> i got hell drunk and woke up in the mornin and went ahhhh fuck what did i do last night awww no
03:00 <ATS63> TheRiddler: citation required
03:00 <Interrupt> been like that for years
06:00 <Interrupt> by the rivers of babylon
06:00 <xm> The_Baron, i listened to your track afterwards. it's my favourite of yours so far. variation of the bassline and kick worked excellently together and progressed very well as the song went on
06:00 <Romperstomper> looooooooooooooooooooooool
06:00 <Interrupt> Hey Romperstomper 
06:00 <Romperstomper> hi
07:00 <Interrupt> Romperstomper, What city you live in ?
07:00 <Romperstomper> want to rent my mail order wife?
07:00 <Loof> "See, I think drugs have done some good things for us, I really do. And if you don’t believe drugs have done good things for us, do me a favor; go home tonight, take all your albums, all your tapes, and all your CD’s and burn em’. 'Cause you don't want the musicians who’ve made all that great music that’s enhanced your lives throughout the years?..
07:00 <Loof> Rrrrrrrreal fuckin' high on drugs."
07:00 <Romperstomper> alice
07:00 <Romperstomper> springs
07:00 <Interrupt> alice springs ?
07:00 <Interrupt> nice bro
07:00 <Romperstomper> yeah
07:00 <xm> australian_native_fauna_sounds_sample_pack.rar
07:00 <Interrupt> im in perth
07:00 <Romperstomper> im black, is that ok?
07:00 <Interrupt> what u mean is that ok
07:00 <Romperstomper> some people dint like me cause im black
08:00 <Interrupt> lol
08:00 <Interrupt> maybe they think u gonna steal their wallets
08:00 <Romperstomper> nuh, just their cars
08:00 <Interrupt> unna
08:00 <Interrupt> dardy
09:00 <ATS63> Romperstomper: durryderbruzz
09:00 <xm> and there were many interesting landmark points in a song with good ebb and flow rather than a continuous stream of predictability
09:00 <xm> in the*
10:00 <Interrupt> ROFL
10:00 <partay> That wasn't romper
10:00 <xm> picard wasnt it
10:00 <Interrupt> yer
10:00 <partay> Yep
10:00 <xm> unna
10:00 <Interrupt> romper dont live in alice springs
12:00 <pz`fagt> why bother simba?
12:00 <pz`fagt> bans work on other people
12:00 <Interrupt> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XN14Kdo6PZE
12:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Apple Bottom Jeans T-Pain (Dec 6, 2007) 3:54 - Category: Music - 5,865,841 - 11,192 likes (93.7%), 758 dislikes (6.3%)
14:00 <xm> melb behind syd only by 4 ppl now
14:00 <xm> if you minus the bots melb is doing well
14:00 <Loof> there has been an influx of fuckwits lately
14:00 <pz`fagt> those bots are glenns
15:00 <ATS63> Are you saying you want me to leave? 
15:00 <ATS63> I've been thinking about it
15:00 <xm> bots in syd
15:00 <pz`fagt> aqnd asd approve of this
15:00 <xm> and i cant remember who glenn is
15:00 <pz`fagt> hes a nobody
15:00 <xm> never seen them around/talk
16:00 <ATS63> AIC logging bot
16:00 <ATS63> We need to say ctc more
17:00 <xm> cyber taskforce chat
17:00 <xm> * masonic handshake *
17:00 <Loof> going to an asian buffet tomorrow
18:00 <ATS63> Blessed be Ra and so forth
18:00 <xm> Loof, enjoy the tea/water :D
18:00 <Loof> hehe
18:00 <xm> those custard tarts
18:00 <xm> i could pig down heaps
18:00 <xm> will there be nay?
18:00 <xm> many*
19:00 <Loof> not sure it's chinese jap
19:00 <xm> oh right there are a few here like that
19:00 <xm> but they got done for poor hygiene
19:00 <Loof> damn
19:00 <xm> it was owned by an Arab though
19:00 <Loof> lol
19:00 <Loof> dirty arabs
19:00 <xm> i like to check out the gov state health site for info like this
19:00 <xm> and see the surnames
19:00 <xm> and how big their fines are
21:00 <ATS63> Arabs with Asian things and big fines get all the bitches
21:00 <ATS63> #fairfield yo
22:00 <ATS63> Although got to hand it to them. Lots of rapes happen in fairfield. Usually vanilla faced white cunts
22:00 <ATS63> Arabs don't seem to rape near home
22:00 <Interrupt> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J8tGGm6o40g
22:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Dj Isaac-Face Down Ass Up (Dec 3, 2011) 5:05 - Category: People & Blogs - 19,345 - 75 likes (90.4%), 8 dislikes (9.6%)
23:00 <xm> http://www.shikigroup.com.au/sundaybrunch.html
23:00 <xm> free for under 5s
23:00 <xm> Publication of names of offenders list --> 06/12/2013	Zushi Bento	182-186 Great Eastern Highway, Ascot WA	Boyke Abdullah	City of Belmont
24:00 <The_Baron> god FINALLY
24:00 <pz`fagt> <{Lee}> omg dont make me think about kuniva's cock i'll get horny
24:00 <pz`fagt> [#melbourne] <{LeE}> lol we made 3 of our mates wank under a doona as we wanted to know who was ganna cum first we were 15 [#melbourne] <Loof> statistics show most chicks have already sucked off the family dog by that age
24:00 <The_Baron> done my last run of QWISO hash
24:00 <xm> Loof, let's hope your place isnt on here --> http://www.health.vic.gov.au/foodsafety/regulatory_info/register.htm
24:00 <The_Baron> now to smoke some of dried shit on this fuckin plate
24:00 <The_Baron> mmm mmmm
25:00 <ATS63> Public offender lists are a bad idea anyway
25:00 <xm> disincentive for future?
25:00 <ATS63> Don't think so
25:00 <xm> i mean like "oh well. im shitlisted. might as well not give a fuck"
26:00 <TheRiddler> mmm emily browning
26:00 <xm> i dont think many people pay attention to these sites tho
26:00 <slinky_J> ffs
26:00 <xm> and ive heard it's mostly people just tipping the authorities off
26:00 <ATS63> Just saying, theres always a story to tell
26:00 <xm> that is true
26:00 <slinky_J> so hard to find good films to fl
26:00 <ATS63> Circumstance
26:00 <TheRiddler> she's so tiny
26:00 <ATS63> Judges don't all have the same judgement, too
26:00 <xm> as an owner of a business you cant be in control of everything
26:00 <TheRiddler> n cute
27:00 <ATS63> lel
27:00 <ATS63> A friend of mine owns a bar
27:00 <Q{> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-IqjIXfXYDQ
27:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Crypt of the NecroDancer Alpha OST - Zone 1 Level 3 (Apr 30, 2014) 3:30 - Category: Music - 64,905 - 341 likes (99.7%), 1 dislikes (0.3%)
27:00 <ATS63> He was arrested and charged for participation in the supply of narcotics
27:00 <ATS63> After one of his staff was arrested and said in a statement they also sell at work
27:00 <ATS63> A major paper picks up on this, runs a story, names the business
27:00 <ATS63> Even displays a photo
28:00 <xm> and he was arrested and charged based on that alone?
28:00 <ATS63> It goes to court, and the charges are dropped by the prosecutor
28:00 <xm> ah ok
28:00 <ATS63> So anyway, public offender lists... no better
29:00 <xm> ah well. kinda reminds me of all that dubious stories on the news that people fall for without questioning. only to find out days later it was just a viral prank or hoax
29:00 <ATS63> "If its on TV it must be true"
29:00 <xm> but some of those Asians are pretty dodgy. as ive known a few of them firsthand
29:00 <Loof> i dont know how the arcade in springvale gets away with it
29:00 <xm> anything to save a buck
29:00 <ATS63> Haymarket, lelz
29:00 <Loof> those fish shops in there STINK
29:00 <xm> and tax evasion :)
30:00 <Interrupt> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J8tGGm6o40g
30:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Dj Isaac-Face Down Ass Up (Dec 3, 2011) 5:05 - Category: People & Blogs - 19,345 - 75 likes (90.4%), 8 dislikes (9.6%)
30:00 <ATS63> Some of the businesses there are known to launder money, or known to be the front for drug supply. Theres just no evidence
30:00 <ATS63> Or no convictable evidence anyway
31:00 <Q{> ^ lol Interrupt 
31:00 <ATS63> You wonder what the food tastes like in those places... if they're not interested in supplying it
31:00 <xm> that's a classic song Interrupt 
32:00 <Interrupt> haha yer
33:00 <Q{> u like my crypt of necrodancer?
33:00 <Q{> my post
33:00 <Loof> due to a horny uncle, his natural sexual progression was interrupt
33:00 <xm> maybe this explains why there are so many shitty restaurants that take ages to serve, have poor service, and give minuscule servings
33:00 <xm> and charge a rort
33:00 <ATS63> Depends on where you go
34:00 <xm> i prefer to stay @ home thank u
34:00 <xm> and maybe order a cheesy pizza
34:00 <ATS63> Laundering places usually have stupidly cheap prices, except you wonder if you're eating human remains
34:00 <xm> heh
34:00 <Loof> i'm dreading the travel to the city and back
34:00 <ATS63> Some places are actually tested for that, heh
34:00 <Loof> tbh
35:00 <xm> they could use the left over bones as part of the theme they're in africa
35:00 <Loof> but zac will love it
35:00 <xm> no one would suspect a thing
35:00 <xm> tested?
35:00 <Loof> aids burger
35:00 <xm> by that do you mean slight human remains say from accidents
35:00 <xm> or something more sinister
35:00 <ATS63> More sinister
35:00 <Loof> ass scratching
35:00 <xm> ive found the tip of a finger in a hot cross bun before
36:00 <xm> has this happened in Aus before?
36:00 <xm> perhaps in SA
36:00 <xm> that would make an interesting PDF on the state govt health website
37:00 <ATS63> I don't think theres been any conviction of it in AU, no... however other members of the commonwealth...
37:00 <ATS63> http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/1552482/Missing-girls-body-put-into-kebab.html
37:00 <Loof> damn one of my front teeth is loose
38:00 <xm> i was thinking PNG
38:00 <ATS63> That article is very disturbing, read it when it came out :)
38:00 <xm> i probably read that article ages ago
39:00 <xm> it's weird when they joke about it
39:00 <ATS63> Pretty sure he was found guilty
41:00 <xm> alternatively he could have written a letter to her family saying he was sorry and should have put her into something more respectful like a casserole and do community service like work as a chef in their canteen
42:00 <Interrupt> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WEQnzs8wl6E
42:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Metallica - Fade to Black (Mar 28, 2007) 7:01 - Category: Music - 14,935,306 - 47,427 likes (98.5%), 709 dislikes (1.5%)
42:00 <ATS63> Canadia style eh
48:00 <Q{> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vSkb0kDacjs
48:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Woodkid - Iron (Official Video) (Mar 28, 2011) 3:46 - Category: Music - 29,298,576 -
53:00 <The_Baron> hmm, they must have blended the meat
53:00 <The_Baron> human flesh tastes like pork
54:00 <The_Baron> and a pork tasting kebab would be suspicious 
54:00 <MarleyQuinn> Aaaaand back. 
55:00 <Interrupt> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S5TnPjOd_To
55:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Metallica - Wherever I May Roam (Feb 2, 2009) 6:25 - Category: Entertainment - 9,399,563 - 32,089 likes (98.8%), 395 dislikes (1.2%)
55:00 <MarleyQuinn> I like how the topic of discussion is cannibalism
55:00 <Interrupt> No
55:00 <Interrupt> ?
56:00 <MarleyQuinn> Um. It would appear so.
56:00 <Serenity> do you eat humans often The_Baron
56:00 <Serenity> lol
57:00 <The_Baron> nope
57:00 <The_Baron> but I know what it tastes like
58:00 <The_Baron> had these metal heads around at a house party years ago, one of them was fucked on PCP decided to carve a chunk of his leg and fry it
58:00 <The_Baron> off*
58:00 <tooheys> bullshit!
59:00 <Serenity> that. is fucking disgusting
59:00 <Serenity> lol
59:00 <The_Baron> dude, u ever been around a room full of ppl on PCP?
59:00 <MarleyQuinn> Do any of you cook? 
59:00 <The_Baron> anything can happen
59:00 <Serenity> i cook every day
59:00 <Serenity> people on PCP are fucked
59:00 <MarleyQuinn> Or have ever made chili? 
59:00 <ATS63> See, normal catholics just fry foreskins
59:00 <The_Baron> lol
59:00 <Serenity> what is 'making chili'
00:00 <Serenity> chili is a plant
00:00 <The_Baron> I'd imagine it would be chewy
00:00 <The_Baron> maybe like a pigs ear
00:00 <MarleyQuinn> I'm making it this week and I've never made it before. 
00:00 <MarleyQuinn> Chili con Carne? 
00:00 <Serenity> are you from america
00:00 <The_Baron> I think she means like tex/mex style chillie
00:00 <MarleyQuinn> Canada
00:00 <The_Baron> which btw does not have beans
00:00 <Serenity> ahh explains that
00:00 <The_Baron> Canada is in America
00:00 <MarleyQuinn> Lol in Canada it's just Chili
00:00 <The_Baron> GOd I rarely get to do that!
00:00 <Serenity> ive never made chili on carne no, kids wont touch it so i dont see the point
00:00 <The_Baron> :P
00:00 <tooheys> hate those fucking beans that those stagg chilli's have in them
01:00 <MarleyQuinn> Kidney beans?
01:00 <tooheys> yeah
01:00 <tooheys> horrible things
01:00 <Serenity> kidney beans are ice
01:00 <The_Baron> well it aint a proper chilli then
01:00 <Serenity> ace'
01:00 <MarleyQuinn> Exactky
01:00 <The_Baron> it would be more of a bean pot 
01:00 <MarleyQuinn> I like them. I like the white ones better
01:00 <ATS63> mmm onion rings
01:00 <The_Baron> I like most legumes
01:00 <MarleyQuinn> Whatever they're called
01:00 <tooheys> might as well put a few chopped up dicks in there it wouldnt be any worse than the beans
01:00 <The_Baron> butter beans (lima beans) are my personal fave
02:00 <The_Baron> what part of Canada you from anyway?
02:00 <MarleyQuinn> Lima beans are ok
02:00 <Serenity> i always wanted to go to canada
02:00 <MarleyQuinn> Alberta. I live in Melbourne now
02:00 <Serenity> i did an assignment on canada in year 7
03:00 <Interrupt> ey?
03:00 <The_Baron> https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xaf1/v/t1.0-9/423258_349686668403165_1778356383_n.jpg?oh=0cbaa0ddb4fb81e18721e42940714ab5&oe=5475AB69&__gda__=1415496120_ffff4c0947f7d503269b8e45ac8dee7d
03:00 <Serenity> kill their children?
03:00 <Serenity> LOL thats new
03:00 <The_Baron> aah that's why u are polite and easily confronted
03:00 <Interrupt> baby killer
03:00 <The_Baron> :P
04:00 <tooheys> i want a mcspicy
04:00 <MarleyQuinn> Chili discussion becomes baby killing feminists.
04:00 <The_Baron> not always
04:00 <Serenity> i dont mind the lesbo bit
04:00 <The_Baron> but when I put up stupid memes they do
04:00 <Serenity> but i dunno about baby killing and satanism
04:00 <Maurice> I dunno, all of those sounds ok to me
04:00 <The_Baron> Lesbian Baby Killing Witches with no family values....
04:00 <The_Baron> HAWT!!
04:00 <Serenity> sorry witchcraft
05:00 <Serenity> (waits for b1 to come tell us all how hes a witch)
05:00 <MarleyQuinn> Lolol Serenity
05:00 <Interrupt> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FyqWSGFK-JA
05:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: DMV - Primus (lyrics) (Apr 3, 2012) 4:59 - Category: Music - 1,537 - 8 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
06:00 <tooheys> theyve always been pretty spicy when ive had them, definitely couldnt eat it without a drink
06:00 <MarleyQuinn> We have spicy chicken burgers in Canadian maccas
06:00 <MarleyQuinn> They're like... standard
06:00 <Interrupt> chicken is the worst meat you can eat
06:00 <tooheys> theyre like... standard here too.
06:00 <MarleyQuinn> Oh lol
07:00 <Serenity> i reckon rat would be worse
07:00 <MarleyQuinn> Well out KFC delivers.
07:00 <MarleyQuinn> So nyah
07:00 <Interrupt> its like they eat beef burger and its some kidnapped childs remains
07:00 <MarleyQuinn> Our
07:00 <The_Baron> yeah well do u put an egg in ur burger then go on to further sloppy it up with beetroot?
07:00 <Interrupt> You hear about the children that went missing and mcdonalds was involved ?
07:00 <Serenity> excuse me
07:00 <tooheys> fuck having beetroot on a burger
07:00 <Maurice> Excuse me too
07:00 <Serenity> but beetroot must always be on a burger
07:00 <Maurice> How dare you mock beetroot
07:00 <The_Baron> I like the taste
07:00 <The_Baron> but the integrity of the bun is always compromised with it
07:00 <MarleyQuinn> Egg and beetroot is weird. 
07:00 <Serenity> Interrupt macdonalds are not selling us missing children as food ok
07:00 <tooheys> beetroot's shit... if its so good why dont burgers come with it
08:00 <Interrupt> Serenity, they are in small ammounts
08:00 <Serenity> burgers do some with it..
08:00 <Maurice> Some do..
08:00 <The_Baron> it can handle the sauce, it can handle the egg, even the bacon, maybe even the pineapple
08:00 <Serenity> Interrupt no.
08:00 <tooheys> ive never ordered a burger with the lot & got shitroot on it
08:00 <MarleyQuinn> We don't have that in Canada. If you gave it to a Canadian they'd be like wtf
08:00 <The_Baron> but soon as beetroot comes into play
08:00 <The_Baron> all u got is a fistful of delicious mush
08:00 <Maurice> Now I want a burger
08:00 <Serenity> you dont have beetroot?
08:00 <Serenity> what?!?!
08:00 <Interrupt> Serenity, You can't say that not 1 burger has been sold at mcdonalds that wasn't human meat it is a proven fact some burgers have been sold that was human meat
08:00 <Maurice> With beetroot and egg and cheese
08:00 <MarleyQuinn> We do. It's just not a burger thing. 
08:00 <The_Baron> I have the beetroot to the side
09:00 <MarleyQuinn> Or egg on pizza. That shit is fucked up
09:00 <The_Baron> I like the taste, but as stated, the bun becomes sloppy
09:00 <Serenity> Interrupt no one. is selling you human flesh at maccas
09:00 <Serenity> ok
09:00 <tooheys> nah egg on pizza's great
09:00 <Maurice> How thin is your bun
09:00 <tooheys> i love aussie pizzas
09:00 <The_Baron> I don't mind egg on pizza
09:00 <MarleyQuinn> I don't like egg at all
09:00 <Maurice> :o
09:00 <Maurice> This is getting out of hand
09:00 <MarleyQuinn> Save for Chinese fried rice. Mmm
09:00 <The_Baron> that's almost like saying u don't like chicken
09:00 <MarleyQuinn> It is technically
09:00 <MarleyQuinn> Lol
09:00 <Serenity> chicken is missing children The_Baron
10:00 <Interrupt> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=77ILA5Cso3w
10:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: 2600 Films: Freedom Downtime (Complete) (Aug 26, 2011) 02:01:46 - Category: Science & Technology - 252,994 - 377 likes (91.5%), 35 dislikes (8.5%)
10:00 <The_Baron> true
10:00 <Maurice> Maccas is re-enacting Sweeney Todd
10:00 <The_Baron> and eggs are a chickens ovulation
10:00 <Serenity> no no they are baby chickens
10:00 <Maurice> But with chicken instead of pies
10:00 <Serenity> ask b1
10:00 <The_Baron> mmm....poultry menstruate!!
10:00 <Serenity> am i the only perosn whos never seen sweeney todd?
10:00 <The_Baron> nah
10:00 <MarleyQuinn> I've seen it 
11:00 <The_Baron> but in a developed country...
11:00 <The_Baron> prolly
11:00 <Serenity> i might need to watch it
11:00 <Maurice> It's good
11:00 <The_Baron> any movie that has helena bonham carter showing some cleavage usually tides well with me
11:00 <Maurice> Depp and Bonham Carter
12:00 <MarleyQuinn> Lol The_Baron
12:00 <tooheys> big deal u can see cleavage anywhere
12:00 <Serenity> is that whats her face from fight clun
12:00 <Serenity> belatrix?
12:00 <The_Baron> tooheys, well yeah
12:00 <Serenity> CLUB lol
12:00 <Serenity> clun..
12:00 <The_Baron> yeah belatrix was HAWT
12:00 <tooheys> anywhere but my bedroom that is lol
12:00 <The_Baron> I wish I could say the same tooheys
12:00 <tooheys> hahaha
12:00 <Gazz4> whatever happened to the good ole days of irc
13:00 <Maurice> They're in the past
13:00 <Gazz4> haha
13:00 <Gazz4> that they are
13:00 <The_Baron> ur living in the past man
13:00 <The_Baron> move on
13:00 <The_Baron> it's all about tumblr and twitter and titties and blue waffles and hashtags and robin thicke and...
13:00 <Gazz4> *open up a facebook account
14:00 <The_Baron> I dunno what it's about
14:00 <The_Baron> who am I kidding
14:00 <Serenity> what are the good old days of irc?
14:00 <Gazz4> its all about money now
14:00 <Serenity> more trolls...
14:00 <Gazz4> money and honeys, and CLICKBAIT
14:00 <tooheys> fserves!
15:00 <Gazz4> the good days of irc are when the general population were using it
15:00 <MarleyQuinn> Blue waffles is a bit old
15:00 <MarleyQuinn> OLD HAT
15:00 <MarleyQuinn> if you will
15:00 <The_Baron> you can keep dem old waffles
15:00 <Maurice> My sister in law had never seen it, so the other day when she went inside we loaded it onto her phone and told her she had a msg
15:00 <The_Baron> Gazz4 it's ALWAYS been about money
16:00 <The_Baron> blue waffle was tame
16:00 <Gazz4> irc has always been for the love
16:00 <The_Baron> compared to Goatse man
16:00 <Gazz4> real love
16:00 <The_Baron> u can't beat the classics
16:00 <MarleyQuinn> Goatse lame
16:00 <The_Baron> hey it was grosser than the blue waffle
16:00 <The_Baron> so it achieved a desired result
16:00 <The_Baron> though tubgirl 
16:00 <tooheys> ive seen much worse than goatse unfortunately
17:00 <The_Baron> that one used to always have ppl demanding to change my avatar pic on MSN
17:00 <tooheys> some of the porn that came out for the amiga was far more disgusting than goatse
17:00 <The_Baron> tooheys, so have I
17:00 <MarleyQuinn> That upside down Japanese chick in the shower having a poop time.  That was "grossest"
17:00 <The_Baron> but we are talkin about the mainstream grossout shit here
17:00 <The_Baron> MarleyQuinn, yeah that was tubgirl
17:00 <tooheys> thats nothing MarleyQuinn 
17:00 <MarleyQuinn> But I've heard of worse. 
17:00 <The_Baron> and yeah there are worse
18:00 <tooheys> when youve seen peopel drinking diarrhea straight out of someones ass then come back to me MarleyQuinn 
18:00 <Maurice> That sounds like a challenge
18:00 <MarleyQuinn> Yea no thanks
18:00 <MarleyQuinn> Here I am just trying to get tips on cooking Chili
19:00 <The_Baron> http://www.bestgore.com/forum/the-real-tubgirl-t-2490.html
19:00 <Interrupt> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FMC4wyiajMo
19:00 <MarleyQuinn> Fuckin irc weirdies
19:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Scientology hard at work (Jan 1, 2011) 0:38 - Category: Entertainment - 454 views - 3 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
19:00 <The_Baron> this aint the actual tubgirl
19:00 <tooheys> i might give that a miss The_Baron 
19:00 <The_Baron> but goddamn it's gross
19:00 <MarleyQuinn> Afk
20:00 <tooheys> its probably not as gross as docking lol
20:00 <Romperstomper> loooooooooooooooooooooooooooollllllllllllllllllllllll
20:00 <Interrupt> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FMC4wyiajMo
20:00 <The_Baron> docking as in?
20:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Scientology hard at work (Jan 1, 2011) 0:38 - Category: Entertainment - 454 views - 3 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
20:00 <The_Baron> is it like repacking, where ppl freeze their turds then shove it up each others asses?
20:00 <tooheys> lol nah thats the alaskan pipeline
21:00 <tooheys> a mate was telling me about that the other day
21:00 <The_Baron> oh god lookin at this link I put up again
21:00 <The_Baron> this bloated up dead body in a tub is gnarly
21:00 <The_Baron> all the maggots coming out of her mouth
21:00 <tooheys> glad i didnt click on it
22:00 <slinky_J> yuck lol
22:00 <Interrupt> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FMC4wyiajMo
22:00 <The_Baron> I shoulda fuckin put it up as a imgur
22:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Scientology hard at work (Jan 1, 2011) - Category: Entertainment - 454 views - 3 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
22:00 <The_Baron> so ppl wouldn't have known what it was
22:00 <The_Baron> :P
23:00 <Romperstomper> Received a kicking 14 times
23:00 <Romperstomper> harsh
23:00 <Romperstomper> Bastardly_One tops all the stats lol
24:00 <The_Baron> oh ffs, could I be in this room for longer than 10 minutes without someone mentioning b1?
24:00 <Romperstomper> sorry
25:00 <The_Baron> u guys might think he is lame, but fuck me, bringing up someone who has no real impact on ur own lives this much is just as lame
25:00 <The_Baron> nuff said
25:00 <tooheys> the main reason he gets such a hard time is because of the allegations that people have made against him
26:00 <simba> is it?
26:00 <simba> is it really?
26:00 <Serenity> dont fret The_Baron he loves the attention
26:00 <slinky_J> hmm Stallone's really beginning to look like Alf in his old age
26:00 <The_Baron> I know he loves the attention
26:00 <The_Baron> I aint sayin this to defend him so much
26:00 <Romperstomper> i dispute these stats
26:00 <The_Baron> more so, I just am sick of the repetitions
27:00 <Romperstomper> my top 3 to chat to are Bastardly_One Serenity and simba wtf?
27:00 <Serenity> oh yeah ive heard its been bad the last couple days
27:00 <Serenity> well yesterday and today
27:00 <The_Baron> the way some of u carry on, it's as if he raped ur puppy and kicked your mum
27:00 <Serenity> ive been absent more than usual
27:00 <tooheys> yeah theres been a lot of flooding
27:00 <Romperstomper> The_Baron if u dont like it click the little red box at the top corner
27:00 <simba> i havent even seen anyone bring up b1, but i scrolled up and saw Romperstomper here, who is picard evading, who was spamming me as usual, so i have him on ignore..
27:00 <Serenity> i bought him up before, talking about the witch craft thing
27:00 <The_Baron> I aint been online much either lately
28:00 <The_Baron> but everytime I am
28:00 <The_Baron> it aint long till someone makes a mention
28:00 <The_Baron> btw also got bored when josh had all the limelight
28:00 <simba> he does bring it on himself as Serenity alluded to
28:00 <The_Baron> and when adrian after that
28:00 <simba> as panda does
28:00 <slinky_J> ?
28:00 <The_Baron> then* not when
28:00 <The_Baron> anyhoo
28:00 <slinky_J> dont belittle me kid
29:00 <slinky_J> i nejoy having a go
29:00 <slinky_J> enjoy lol
29:00 <simba> its ok panda youve been heaps better the last couple weeks
29:00 <simba> i know that seems belittling but i dont mean it that way
29:00 <simba> but it will be anyway
29:00 <simba> w/e!!!!
29:00 <The_Baron> hahaha
29:00 <slinky_J> good
30:00 <slinky_J> but in all seriousness stallone looks like Alf
30:00 <slinky_J> snes
30:00 <simba> rambo snes
30:00 <The_Baron> SEGA GENESIS 
30:00 <The_Baron> NEOGEO
31:00 <slinky_J> rambo snes cum system
31:00 <The_Baron> ...Mattel Intelevision....giggle
31:00 <simba> every 1 post tetris music again!!!!
31:00 <The_Baron> such 2 bit powah1
31:00 <The_Baron> what about pacman?
32:00 <The_Baron> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MnURWFxwmk0
32:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Power Pill (Aphex Twin) - Pac Man (Feb 10, 2011) 0 - Category: Music - 36,715 - 240 likes (98.4%), 4 dislikes (1.6%)
32:00 <The_Baron> fuck I love this version
32:00 <simba> i saw he leaked a new thing
32:00 <simba> it sounded good
33:00 <The_Baron> I only seen the Tor tracklist he put of for Syro
33:00 <The_Baron> where's the leaked track???
34:00 <simba> it came up on me youtube
34:00 <simba> ill c
35:00 <simba> oh i think it might b a troll
35:00 <simba> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_2zMQjQvuxo
35:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Aphex Twin - minipops 67 (source field mix) (Aug 25, 2014) 4:32 - Category: Music - 29 views - 1 likes (50%), 1 dislikes (50%)
35:00 <The_Baron> yeah there's heaps of fake ones
35:00 <The_Baron> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MnURWFxwmk0
35:00 <The_Baron> like this
35:00 <simba> whoever it is its pretty cool
35:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Power Pill (Aphex Twin) - Pac Man (Feb 10, 2011) 3:30 - Category: Music - 36,715 - 240 likes (98.4%), 4 dislikes (1.6%)
35:00 <The_Baron> woops
35:00 <The_Baron> I mean
35:00 <Paradox> aphex twin
35:00 <The_Baron> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_y14O46AQrQ
35:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: [Full Album] Aphex Twin – Syro Full Songs Release (Aug 19, 2014) - Category: People & Blogs - 42,548 - 426 likes (75%), 142 dislikes (25%)
35:00 <The_Baron> this is a fake entire album
35:00 <The_Baron> it's actually good
35:00 <The_Baron> but can tell it aint richard D
36:00 <The_Baron> mainly coz the mastering is a bit mneh
36:00 <simba> lol 
36:00 <simba> yea same track there
36:00 <simba> it sounds like something from that ds game
36:00 <simba> electroplankton
37:00 <The_Baron> though in saying that
37:00 <The_Baron> why didn't this person release this music under their own name/moniker?
37:00 <The_Baron> it's actually good idm
37:00 <slinky_J> that's the best thing in adventure time, the retro game music
38:00 <slinky_J> woo watch dogs patch tomoz
38:00 <simba> maybe they did it on purpose
38:00 <slinky_J> i mean now?
38:00 <simba> pimp out a new artists stuff
38:00 <couleurs> ps4!!!!!!
38:00 <lifestolenti> ps2!
38:00 <The_Baron> hahaha I looked at the comments of one of these trolls
38:00 <The_Baron> Officially withdrawing my pre-order based on this. Thanks for nothing! :)?
38:00 <The_Baron> lol
40:00 <The_Baron> oh FFS
40:00 <The_Baron> I wish it would just be released already
40:00 <slinky_J> what?
40:00 <simba> u arent getting my money this time richard!!!!!!!
40:00 <The_Baron> Aphex Twins new album
40:00 <The_Baron> I don't care if it's good or bad
40:00 <The_Baron> just am dying to know either way what he has done
40:00 <slinky_J> true
40:00 <The_Baron> is it just gonna be shit he didn't release 20 years ago
41:00 <The_Baron> or has he developed yet another new sound/progression?
41:00 <slinky_J> i pre-ordered Rom Jeremy: How To Be A Big Fat Greaseball Pornstar In Twenty Hamburgers
41:00 <The_Baron> it helps if u got a 9.5 inch dick though
42:00 <slinky_J> lol
42:00 <slinky_J> damn this 9.5 cm dick!
42:00 <The_Baron> couldn't even be a asian porn star with that
42:00 <slinky_J> still bigger than Cartman's.
42:00 <The_Baron> unless it was group bukkake
42:00 <Serenity> mmmm 9.5 inches
43:00 <slinky_J> LOL
43:00 <The_Baron> good lord I know far too much about porn
43:00 <The_Baron> Serenity, at first I was like "how come Sez hasn't interjected with the mention of a big dick"
43:00 <The_Baron> but there u were
44:00 <Serenity> hahaha
44:00 <xm> her phone vibrates when someone mentions dick
44:00 <Serenity> never one to disappoint
44:00 <The_Baron> I'd laugh, but I think ur right
44:00 <xm> i used to have Jesus on highlight but then i got too many false positives from people blaspheming
45:00 <The_Baron> when the company that makes The Rabbit vibrators merges with Samsung, many women will be happy
45:00 <xm> Christ / Jesus / God etc
45:00 <Serenity> mmm
45:00 <Serenity> rabbit
45:00 <Serenity> i think you may be on to something
46:00 <Maurice> That'd be mintox
46:00 <The_Baron> might have to set up a meeting with these two companies
47:00 <The_Baron> might have to merge with fleshlight as well, just to balance out any gender disputes
47:00 <Serenity> rabbit is the best invention in the sex toy world
47:00 <Serenity> besides maybe the wevibe
48:00 <Maurice> I'm loving that right now
48:00 <Serenity> whens cam home
48:00 <xm> it could be a bad thing. what if they stopped making stand alone rabbits and forced everyone to connect online with their mobiles. and you have to pay for monthly fees
48:00 <Serenity> or did i miss that
48:00 <Maurice> Next tues
48:00 <Serenity> i feeling out of sync atm lol
48:00 <Maurice> And then his mother is here next wed >.<
48:00 <The_Baron> xm, then you would have the Apple business model
48:00 <The_Baron> :P
48:00 <Serenity> oh ew
48:00 <Maurice> I reckon
48:00 <xm> The_Baron, read about the SC changes?
48:00 <The_Baron> nope
49:00 <The_Baron> actually yes
49:00 <The_Baron> ads
49:00 <The_Baron> :/
49:00 <xm> subs or something as well
49:00 <The_Baron> oh what?
49:00 <The_Baron> fuck that
49:00 <xm> i also commented on your track too earlier ya cunt
49:00 <xm> let me re-read
49:00 <The_Baron> might have to just host music on something else
50:00 <xm> http://www.fasterlouder.com.au/news/40371/SoundCloud-to-introduce-advertising-and-paid-subscriptions-for-listeners
50:00 <The_Baron> u did
50:00 <The_Baron> ?
50:00 <The_Baron> where
50:00 <lifestolenti> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MFN4Bb7wcog
50:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Zodiac_Lake Berrysea.avi (Feb 10, 2011) 4:42 - Category: Entertainment - 34,908 - 86 likes (89.6%), 10 dislikes (10.4%)
50:00 <xm> i actually like it this way. i want SC to implode into nothingness
50:00 <simba> starcraft?
50:00 <simba> 4:1)
51:00 <slinky_J> i only play pong cause im hrdcre
51:00 <The_Baron> xm, I have mixed feelings
51:00 <The_Baron> soundcloud has been a great community
51:00 <The_Baron> even with the soundclown bullshit
53:00 <The_Baron> http://www.youredm.com/2014/08/25/jack-u-booked-massive-headlining-set-burning-man/
53:00 <xm> <xm> when i first heard it… i knew immediately that you had been getting music theory and production lessons from happy_h4rdc0re. good job man. tight production, sick arrangement
53:00 <xm> 07:06 < xm> The_Baron, i listened to your track afterwards. it's my favourite of yours so far. variation of the bassline and kick worked excellently together and progressed very well as the song went on
53:00 <xm> 07:09 < xm> and there were many interesting landmark points in the song with good ebb and flow rather than a continuous stream of predictability
53:00 <The_Baron> and wow, thought burning man couldn't have got anymore lame and mainstream
53:00 <The_Baron> then this happened
53:00 <xm> first line was a joke of course
54:00 <The_Baron> LOL xm
55:00 <The_Baron> that's quite the critique though xm
55:00 <The_Baron> cheers
55:00 <xm> nw
55:00 <lifestolen> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I3OopQHWGBo
55:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Zodiac - Hurdy Gurdy Man (Sep 25, 2008) 3:18 - Category: Music - 109,527 - 317 likes (97.8%), 7 dislikes (2.2%)
55:00 <xm> i delayed listening to it until i was ready. reviewing music is srs business and i needed to be focus and be 'in the zone'
56:00 <xm> focused*
56:00 <xm> aka 3am and not distracted by IRC
56:00 <The_Baron> aahh
56:00 <lifestolen> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I3OopQHWGBo
56:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Zodiac - Hurdy Gurdy Man (Sep 25, 2008) 3:18 - Category: Music - 109,527 - 317 likes (97.8%), 7 dislikes (2.2%)
58:00 <The_Baron> can't wait to put up some hitek and psycore shit we been workin on
58:00 <The_Baron> 170bpm + full on psytrance
58:00 <Bastardly_One> wow
58:00 <Bastardly_One> not heard this for  while
59:00 <Bastardly_One> Bukshot's album about Charlie Manson and friends
59:00 <TheRiddler> if pieter did the ice bucket challenge it'll be a bucket of meth
59:00 <Bastardly_One> such an original title ... Helter Skelter
00:00 <xm> his challenge would be to not do it
00:00 <lifestolen> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=av4x6nZlefc
00:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Beatles - Helter Skelter (Jun 3, 2010) 0 - Category: Music - 809,950 - 3,056 likes (97.3%), 85 dislikes (2.7%)
00:00 <slinky_J> https://scontent-b-sjc.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/10649925_711175772298303_8526623975156917486_n.jpg?oh=ea24494e433d9b0198778cf5b10dbc19&oe=547F7519
00:00 <The_Baron> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JbWMj4b2rDg
00:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: (Aug 12, 2014) - Category: People & Blogs - 209,442 - 2,200 likes (94.8%), 120 dislikes (5.2%)
01:00 <lifestolen> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s3k9HkSscvE
01:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Crime Investigation Australia S02E07Hunt.for.a.Killer.The.Claremont.Murders.TVrip.balaclava.avi 1 (May 14, 2013) 14:01 - Category: Education - 10,701 -
02:00 <lifestolen> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s3k9HkSscvE
02:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Crime Investigation Australia S02E07Hunt.for.a.Killer.The.Claremont.Murders.TVrip.balaclava.avi 1 (May 14, 2013) 14:01 - Category: Education - 10,701 -
02:00 <lifestolen> take the piss
07:00 <simba> lifestolen enough with your links mate
07:00 <tooheys> lol
08:00 <lifestolen> simba, I see you still got your same nickname after all these years. Must mean you're a perp. Maybe you want to be more covert about your actions information is already freely available about perps such as yourself on the web
08:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B2sVNgpFD-U
08:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Bukshot - Blood On My Hands (Aug 17, 2013) 0 - Category: Music - 1,757 - 20 likes (95.2%), 1 dislikes (4.8%)
09:00 <lifestolen> lol @ simba
09:00 <lifestolen> suck up much
09:00 <lifestolen> simba, make sure you keep your same nickname dog so you can suck upto the server
10:00 <lifestolen> pwned dog cunt
10:00 <lifestolen> knife ya
10:00 <lifestolen> gut ya
11:00 <Serenity> lol.. why does he use that same name thing
11:00 <Serenity> like.. its weird
11:00 <Bastardly_One> I like his accent ... there's blurd on my hands
11:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I was thinking that 
12:00 <stebie> hello
12:00 <Serenity> hey stebs
12:00 <stebie> sup?
13:00 <Bastardly_One> steebee
14:00 <Serenity> ehh not much at all
14:00 <stebie> i see little has changed around here
15:00 <slinky_J> i see ur still sexy
15:00 <stebie> yep, some things never change
16:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XWVljkQPJ58
16:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Bukshot - The Bully (Feat. KidCrusher) (Aug 19, 2013) 4:27 - Category: Music - 3,394 - 47 likes (97.9%), 1 dislikes (2.1%)
16:00 <Serenity> unfortunately stebie nothings chaned here
16:00 <Serenity> +g
19:00 <The_Baron> other than the numbers
19:00 <Bastardly_One> this is a great song
19:00 <Bastardly_One> and evening cunt
20:00 <Bastardly_One> and your thing on FB
20:00 <Bastardly_One> as if
20:00 <Bastardly_One> you send things? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
20:00 <The_Baron> ikr
21:00 <Bastardly_One> suffer
21:00 <Bastardly_One> karma slack cunt
24:00 <slinky_J> never everrr
25:00 <couleurs> ps4!!!!!!
26:00 <The_Baron> https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/t1.0-9/15685_1543589555864465_1267415212321279702_n.jpg
26:00 <Bastardly_One> does anyone see the irony in this headline?
26:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.ibtimes.co.uk/ice-bucket-challenge-co-founder-corey-griffin-drowns-diving-tragedy-1461982
27:00 <The_Baron> lol!!
27:00 <Bastardly_One> that looks like the underpass at 
28:00 <Bastardly_One> ummmmmmmmmm shit
28:00 <Bastardly_One> flinders st I think
28:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh, was spencer st
28:00 <Bastardly_One> before it became southern cross
28:00 <slinky_J> i undershit today and farted
28:00 <Bastardly_One> on the left are alcoves
28:00 <Bastardly_One> usually full of art
29:00 <The_Baron> could be anywhere dude
29:00 <Bastardly_One> doubt it is 
29:00 <Bastardly_One> I was gonna say that 
29:00 <The_Baron> it's from Banksy aparantly
29:00 <The_Baron> and he does travel all over
29:00 <The_Baron> so who knows
30:00 <Bastardly_One> just saying ... that's so many years ago 
30:00 <Bastardly_One> I don't remember it for 15 plus years if it is
30:00 <Bastardly_One> so doubtful
30:00 <The_Baron> https://scontent-a-dfw.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/1535400_10204743278491622_5237722515464864581_n.jpg?oh=a3068becc2fc5f0701d53c36df7f5233&oe=54770349
30:00 <The_Baron> lol
31:00 <The_Baron> the shit paramedics send ya on fb
31:00 <Bastardly_One> hahahaha
31:00 <mrdanger> BIATCHES
35:00 <The_Baron> ...sir
36:00 <Picard> loooooooooooooooollllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
38:00 <Picard> mateeeeeeeeeeeeeee
39:00 <tooheys> wb dickhard
40:00 <Picard> ty lad
40:00 <Picard> simba, no more outbursts please
42:00 <tooheys> haha
45:00 <Picard> unneccessary bans will result on your ops being removed
45:00 <Picard> in
46:00 <Bastardly_One> enjoy the pm flood
47:00 <Bastardly_One> makes a change from me getting one off him
47:00 <tooheys> he'll probably just evade the "ban"
47:00 <slinky_J> lol this finale fight scene in expendables 2
47:00 <Bastardly_One> he thinks it sends me as insane as he did to slinky_J forever
48:00 <Bastardly_One> fails though
48:00 <slinky_J> that's because i muted him so he couldnt flood me in pm
49:00 <simba> i ignored him hours ago because of the pm flood
49:00 <Bastardly_One> sad little man eh?
49:00 <simba> he produced the funniest line hes ever flooded at me
49:00 <slinky_J> *silenced
49:00 <simba> <simbas_arse_for_sale> i will defeat you
49:00 <simba> “i will defeat you” ?
49:00 <simba> incredible
49:00 <Bastardly_One> lol @ that
49:00 <slinky_J> so it didnt send me insane man
49:00 <The_Baron> who is that anyway?
49:00 <The_Baron> is it Element?
49:00 <Bastardly_One> Pictard
50:00 <simba> does he do the thing where he still converses with you as hes spamming, like spams the next reply?
50:00 <simba> thats so weird
50:00 <Bastardly_One> keep up
50:00 <The_Baron> it's a bit hard after dabbing this much oil
50:00 <Bastardly_One> yep
50:00 <Serenity> picard is picard
50:00 <The_Baron> :P
50:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah and needs a good rest
50:00 <simba> hes bonkers - dizzee rascal
50:00 <Bastardly_One> few days at least
51:00 <Bastardly_One> thing is he keeps going at the same people so long they just get bored
51:00 <Bastardly_One> no other reaction at all 
51:00 <slinky_J> boring meeeeee
51:00 <slinky_J> so i finished downloading 2 movies :)
51:00 <The_Baron> Picard is the height of boredom
51:00 <slinky_J> anyone seen Texas Killing Fields? 
52:00 <The_Baron> only thing that comes close is when Skirmish talks about work
52:00 <simba> lol
52:00 <Bastardly_One> you mean when he opens his mouth
52:00 <Bastardly_One> full stop
52:00 <The_Baron> nah I'll be fair
52:00 <Bastardly_One> what an incredible bore
52:00 <The_Baron> he can actually contribute to a convo
52:00 <Bastardly_One> so was I
52:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah, abuse
52:00 <Bastardly_One> or putting people down ...
52:00 <The_Baron> it still beats him talkin about his work
53:00 <Serenity> i wish you'd find a new thing to say other than someones a 'bore'
53:00 <Bastardly_One> he is the eptiome of your post on boredom
53:00 <Serenity> no one actually believes you think that
53:00 <Bastardly_One> awwwwwwwwwwww just because you heart him
53:00 <Serenity> it has nothing to do with him you man child
53:00 <The_Baron> I got no issues with him
53:00 <Bastardly_One> the cunt is the biggest bore I've come across on austnet ever
53:00 <Bastardly_One> ever
53:00 <slinky_J> lol
53:00 <The_Baron> was just pointing out, work talk in general is boring
53:00 <slinky_J> SO BORREING
53:00 <The_Baron> I hate talkin about work
53:00 <simba> Serenity dont be such a bore
53:00 <slinky_J> Boreing 747
53:00 <The_Baron> it doesn't define who I am, and other than making money, has no other benefit
54:00 <Serenity> you can literally feel steam coming through the screen from b1 sometimes and he pulls his 'bore' lines like he expects us to believe what hes saying
54:00 <slinky_J> itd be nice if ppl stopped passing judgement on other people
54:00 <Serenity> its so annoying
54:00 <Maurice> EPTIOME
54:00 <simba> You’re Boring! :)
54:00 <slinky_J> ur all soft bitches
54:00 <slinky_J> served!
55:00 <Maurice> Hey man, when I worked I used to bore the channels with talk of it
55:00 <Maurice> The most popular was when I grabbed some dudes wang by accident
55:00 <Serenity> hahahahah
55:00 <Serenity> that was funny
55:00 <Maurice> Lol
55:00 <Maurice> That poor dude
55:00 <Maurice> He was all of 19
55:00 <Serenity> casually molesting workers in the kitchen
55:00 <The_Baron> well when u accidentally grab a wang at work
55:00 <The_Baron> that is worth discussing
56:00 <The_Baron> but going into minute detail about a new work contract you are trying to aquire
56:00 <The_Baron> SNORE
56:00 <Maurice> [895] *01:06:49 PM* <Maurice> Everytime I open the fridge theres gonna be a line waiting behind *01:06:51 PM* <Maurice> 'FREE HANDJOBS!'
56:00 <The_Baron> acquire*
56:00 <Serenity> i agree The_Baron
56:00 <Serenity> hes starting the new uni study period with me on tuesday so its gonna get worse
57:00 <Serenity> next tuesday not today..
57:00 <Bastardly_One> suffer
57:00 <Maurice> I'm getting laid, next tuesday
57:00 <Maurice> Not today
57:00 <The_Baron> but to balance things out...I can be a bore too
57:00 <The_Baron> no doubt
57:00 <Bastardly_One> get the marks yet for the one you handed in?
57:00 <Maurice> Well yes today, by laid by myself
57:00 <Maurice> But*
57:00 <Serenity> no
57:00 <Bastardly_One> we all can be boring at times
57:00 <Bastardly_One> but not a complete and utter bore each time we post
57:00 <Serenity> ill be broken by then Maurice
57:00 <Serenity> look out you will be too
57:00 <Maurice> Damnit, I probably will too
58:00 <Maurice> Although remember I was delayed
58:00 <Serenity> yeah true
58:00 <Serenity> hopefully it is this time
58:00 <Maurice> That scarede me
58:00 <Maurice> -e
59:00 <Bastardly_One> ffs ... some americans seem to be on the net 24/7 ... wish this fuckwit would just not be around each time I look in somewhere
59:00 <Bastardly_One> non moderated places annoy me 
59:00 <Bastardly_One> I think the ignore is broken there too
59:00 <The_Baron> oh btw u were right b1 about minecraft
59:00 <Bastardly_One> told ya man 
59:00 <The_Baron> pretty lame
59:00 <Bastardly_One> he would of been so disappointed
59:00 <Bastardly_One> I was
59:00 <The_Baron> how hard could it have been to port it so it could access the PC networks?
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