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01:00 <Serenity> https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=651789981582998
01:00 <Serenity> me rn
02:00 <British^Meat> its not an ice bucket challenge is it?
02:00 <Serenity> it certainly isnt
02:00 <simba> Cum
02:00 <simba> The Movie
02:00 <British^Meat> is this u right now?
02:00 <British^Meat> https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=10152378491671297
03:00 <British^Meat> family brawl
03:00 <Serenity> LOL
03:00 <Serenity> that guy just doing fly kicks
04:00 <ShadowLurker> holding a dildo ROFL
04:00 <Serenity> https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/t1.0-9/1555559_10152611760516041_3033188397659480598_n.jpg
04:00 <ShadowLurker> hahahahahahaha
04:00 <British^Meat> lol i saw that ShadowLurker
04:00 <Serenity> comment 'is he holding a dildo??'
05:00 <British^Meat> its a good old fashioned dildo thermos cup fight
06:00 <Serenity> im actually lolling
08:00 <Serenity> British^Meat
08:00 <Serenity> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5LjrstHXoFY&list=UUgKfC9YiAquuDo3mMAxLQHQ
08:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: (May 30, 2013) - Category: Entertainment - 1,200,888 - 3,795 likes (96%), 158 dislikes (4%)
09:00 <British^Meat> lol
10:00 <British^Meat> HD
10:00 <ShadowLurker> HAHAHAHAHA
10:00 <ShadowLurker> funnier everytime
10:00 <Serenity> i know i always carry my green thermos into a brawl..
11:00 <simba> “Anything goes fight between neighbors"
12:00 <British^Meat> lol
12:00 <British^Meat> fkn nutcases
12:00 <ShadowLurker> that would be #melbourne irl
12:00 <milk> Serenity don't want it getting nicked
12:00 <Serenity> lol milk
12:00 <British^Meat> dude thumps the granny, and what i can only assume is her husband just watches her tumble
12:00 <Serenity> safe keeping and all
12:00 <Maurice> Lol wtf @ link
12:00 <British^Meat> and fly kick guy is just fly kicking anyone
12:00 <ShadowLurker> he spends more time in the air
14:00 <Serenity> LOL
14:00 <Serenity> im still laughing
19:00 <Serenity> http://30nightsofnookie.com.au/
21:00 <tooheys> cyas tomorrow have a good one
22:00 <Serenity> bye
23:00 <British^Meat> same, slaters
26:00 <slinky_J> https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xap1/v/t1.0-9/10615566_10152728208024665_2936757443614993813_n.jpg?oh=89c2dd0ae194e68e830e761814b47c8e&oe=546A14C8&__gda__=1416744605_29aa29b9997c27f7a62fe1f00199a363
26:00 <slinky_J> hahaha
27:00 <Serenity> LOL
27:00 <Bastardly_One> wtf? ... http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2014/08/26/video-shows-police-shot-ohio-man-on-sight-as-he-leaned-on-toy-gun-in-walmart-attorney-says/
27:00 <slinky_J> ;)
31:00 <simba> me https://33.media.tumblr.com/a8d77f18dcde51d4463cadab38f12c37/tumblr_naw7hvHhnB1qczwklo3_500.jpg
32:00 <Serenity> anyone found a decent copy of deliver us from evil
32:00 <slinky_J> me after photo shoot today https://scontent-a-dfw.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfa1/t1.0-9/10599455_804212492934925_4331671210039956486_n.jpg
32:00 <slinky_J> im waiting for bray for that
32:00 <Skirmish> Why do you keep pretending to be a woman? 
32:00 <slinky_J> bray rip i mean
33:00 <Serenity> yeah slinky_J
33:00 <Serenity> i think horrors need to be good qual
33:00 <Serenity> to enjoy
33:00 <Bastardly_One> without being a smart arse
33:00 <slinky_J> yup
33:00 <slinky_J> ive got carrie ready
33:00 <Bastardly_One> there's a few if you google deliver us from evil torrent
33:00 <Bastardly_One> not sure about the sites though
33:00 <Serenity> i said decent ones
33:00 <Bastardly_One> and my pirate bay is being gay
34:00 <damio> kickass
34:00 <slinky_J> THE GAY BAY
34:00 <Bastardly_One> so dunno if it's on there ... and frostwire is being gay also
34:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah gay bay indeed
34:00 <Bastardly_One> right this second
35:00 <Bastardly_One> I'll see on Frostfire
35:00 <Bastardly_One> wants to load now
35:00 <Bastardly_One> in 20 yrs
35:00 <Serenity> who the hell uses frostwire for torrents..
35:00 <Bastardly_One> believe it or not
35:00 <Bastardly_One> you find some good seeds
35:00 <Bastardly_One> and quick
36:00 <Bastardly_One> far out ... something is eating something
36:00 <Bastardly_One> it's taking forever to load
37:00 <Bastardly_One> oh there it is finally
38:00 <Serenity> lol this poor asian cunt in walking dead
38:00 <Serenity> he cops so much shit
38:00 <beehhh> lenovo is better than HP
38:00 <Bastardly_One> from this end
38:00 <Bastardly_One> assuming you have that app/prog
39:00 <Bastardly_One> I see one set of seeders come up in the search
39:00 <Bastardly_One> if I searched again in 5 mins I might not 
39:00 <beehhh> your the oldest wombat walking
39:00 <Bastardly_One> I find it weird like that
39:00 <Serenity> [10:39pm] <beehhh> your the oldest wombat walking
39:00 <Serenity> LOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
40:00 <beehhh> hi5
40:00 <Serenity> i have noidea why thats so funny
40:00 <beehhh> wait i show ya
40:00 <slinky_J> LOL
40:00 <Skirmish> www.torrentz.eu  <----- Find what you want, it will give you a variety of sites to take the torrent from.  I use it with utorrent. 
40:00 <slinky_J> i wotchin The Hour
40:00 <Skirmish> eztv.it <----------- Great for just TV shows and docos. 
41:00 <Serenity> yes i know how to use torrents guys lol
41:00 <slinky_J> rofl
41:00 <beehhh> https://au.news.yahoo.com/video/watch/24831219/birthday-bash-for-fat-pat/
41:00 <Serenity> i just want to know if theres good copies yet
41:00 <slinky_J> there wouldnt be
41:00 <Serenity> good as in not cams
41:00 <Skirmish> Not so much for you Serenity, but for others that struggle. 
42:00 <slinky_J> next 2 months
42:00 <slinky_J> find bray easy
42:00 <Serenity> i wish id gone to the cinema to see it
42:00 <Serenity> but its just not happened
42:00 <slinky_J> i h8 that
42:00 <Skirmish> Deliver us from Evil 2014 has a verified cam download with spanish subs.  That's about it. 
43:00 <slinky_J> oh what Olivia Munn is in it LOL
43:00 <slinky_J> wtf
45:00 <beehhh> smoko
45:00 <beehhh> gastritis friends
46:00 <MarleyQuinn> o.e?
46:00 <beehhh> actually lenovo never give up on me i hate laptop with battery
48:00 <\alienated_romeo> cum everywhere
49:00 <\alienated_romeo> come
49:00 <\alienated_romeo> ever
49:00 <\alienated_romeo> y
49:00 <\alienated_romeo> where
50:00 <MarleyQuinn> Charming. 
50:00 <\alienated_romeo> :)
50:00 <simba> Charming Romeo.
50:00 <Skirmish> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yta_H2d93uI     <------- Have a laugh.  Thank me later.
50:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Best of Uncle Ruckus Pt 2 (Sep 10, 2010) 9:56 - Category: Comedy - 234,870 - 1,093 likes (97.3%), 30 dislikes (2.7%)
51:00 <Skirmish> "Jazz music, I HATE jazz music, it sounds like a single car accident involving cats"  LOL
51:00 <beehhh> spoty rocks
51:00 <beehhh> deneted fellow
53:00 <\alienated_romeo> coffeeee
56:00 <Bastardly_One> I just proved I'm a pig
56:00 <Bastardly_One> an entire pack of mini wagon wheels in under 5 mins
57:00 <beehhh> wankers paradiso
04:00 <Bastardly_One> why? ... http://www.theage.com.au/entertainment/tv-and-radio/doh-homer-simpson-takes-als-ice-bucket-challenge-20140827-10905m.html
04:00 <\alienated_romeo> Bastardly_One i over spent on my groceries today
05:00 <\alienated_romeo> bought some pork crakling
05:00 <\alienated_romeo> crackling*
05:00 <\alienated_romeo> just ate it :P
05:00 <Bastardly_One> nice 
05:00 <Bastardly_One> heh
05:00 <\alienated_romeo> i have ham too
05:00 <\alienated_romeo> :)
05:00 <\alienated_romeo> but no bacon
06:00 <\alienated_romeo> maybe we should have an eating competition
06:00 <\alienated_romeo> the first to eat a whole pig
07:00 <beehhh> many asian want to live the aussie dream
07:00 <beehhh> one too many
07:00 <\alienated_romeo> coffeeee
08:00 <beehhh> just drink A2 milk
08:00 <\alienated_romeo> a2?
09:00 <beehhh> yeah from some genetic cow
09:00 <\alienated_romeo> i c
11:00 <beehhh> only available in qld they delivered to vic
11:00 <beehhh> dont know about WA
11:00 <slinky_J> Saul made David a commander over his armies and offered him his daughter Michal in marriage for bringing 100 foreskins of the Philistines but David brought back 200, saying "God was with me". 
11:00 <slinky_J> whut teh!
12:00 <Serenity> mmm foreskins and fried onion
12:00 <mrdanger> hulo
12:00 <slinky_J> what kinda sick fuck lunatic israelite army goes around cutting off the forskins of slayen soldiers
12:00 <slinky_J> rank lol
12:00 <mrdanger> slayen
12:00 <mrdanger> lol
12:00 <slinky_J> slayEn
13:00 <mrdanger> Serenity: whats with the piercing?
14:00 <doctor> back then diplomacy was done by the way of the sword!
15:00 <beehhh> staff workingout sleep is much healing
16:00 <Serenity> what about the piercing
18:00 <beehhh> pierce the wholes
20:00 <\alienated_romeo> life
21:00 <\alienated_romeo> Black Box - Ride on time.mp3
21:00 <\alienated_romeo> man i love this song
21:00 <\alienated_romeo> sdfghjhbvgfde4r567uhgvfde4567ujhbgvfdr5
21:00 <\alienated_romeo> $100,000.00c
21:00 <\alienated_romeo> --
22:00 <\alienated_romeo> anyone got a cool job?
23:00 <\alienated_romeo> the dog 5should | ,_k eat my homework
23:00 <\alienated_romeo> simba i bet you have a cool job
23:00 <slinky_J> lmao --> https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfp1/t1.0-9/996157_10152760377019416_8635025834027133383_n.jpg
24:00 <Bastardly_One> the smiths one makes me laugh
24:00 <Bastardly_One> as I'm old enough to appreciate it 
26:00 <MarleyQuinn> I used to be a telephone psychic
26:00 <MarleyQuinn> If that's cool
26:00 <mrdanger> Serenity: its very orange
27:00 <Serenity> oh
27:00 <Serenity> yeah its a uv light thats making it glow
27:00 <mrdanger> fancy
29:00 <simba> romeo i might soon 
29:00 <simba> 8ball says: Ask again later.
31:00 <Bastardly_One> so, a phone psychic eh?
32:00 <Bastardly_One> good at conning people then?
32:00 <slinky_J> wat nigga
32:00 <slinky_J> ass rot nigga
32:00 <Skirmish> MarleyQuinn: IS that where you learned your superior catfishing skills?
32:00 <simba> are you talking to me Bastardly_One
33:00 <Skirmish> Nah he was having a shot at MarleyQuinn. 
33:00 <simba> oh yea 
33:00 <Serenity> i want doritos now
33:00 <slinky_J> ru talken to mi?
33:00 <Serenity> thanks xm
33:00 <simba> lol a phone psychic
33:00 <slinky_J> RUY TALKEN TO MI?
33:00 <Serenity> those red packet ones and gherkin dip
34:00 <MarleyQuinn> It is. I also learned about how easy it is for 47 year Olds to find something to cling to fit
34:00 <simba> "I predict... you are about to be charged $5.99 a minute for this!!!!!!"
34:00 <MarleyQuinn> For^ hope to stay relevant
34:00 <slinky_J> welle i dun se enone else in ere so u muss b talken to mi!
35:00 <slinky_J> i predict a boy named Prissy to be born in america this month
35:00 <MarleyQuinn> ^ probably
35:00 <slinky_J> lol
35:00 <Bastardly_One> try getting my age right to begin with 
35:00 <MarleyQuinn> *offers Skirmish some hand sanitizer
36:00 <MarleyQuinn> Sorry, 57.
36:00 <Skirmish> Nobody is going to carbon date you B1.  A guess is good enough especially when it's close enough. 
36:00 <MarleyQuinn> Don't get your blood pressure all worked up
38:00 <Serenity> does this walking dead show get any better
39:00 <Bastardly_One> in what context?
39:00 <MarleyQuinn> Depends what season you're on. 
39:00 <Bastardly_One> the story improves
39:00 <Serenity> almost half way through s2
39:00 <Serenity> its just.. slow
39:00 <Bastardly_One> not the quality as such if you get what I mean 
39:00 <Bastardly_One> oh, it's not fast paced I suppose
39:00 <Bastardly_One> so in that context probably not to you
40:00 <MarleyQuinn> Season 2 is shit awful. 
40:00 <MarleyQuinn> But it does improve near the end. 
40:00 <Bastardly_One> wtf is with all these great shows though?
40:00 <Bastardly_One> they get to half way through season 2
40:00 <Bastardly_One> and then go fucked
40:00 <Maurice> Gherkin dip is vomtastic
40:00 <Bastardly_One> EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW Maurice
40:00 <Serenity> i dont know if thats good or bad Maurice
40:00 <Serenity> lol
40:00 <Serenity> but i lurve it
40:00 <MarleyQuinn> Lol Gherkin
40:00 <Bastardly_One> what possessed you to buy that?
41:00 <Maurice> It's very bad lol
41:00 <Serenity> NOT
41:00 <Serenity> its delicious
41:00 <MarleyQuinn> What are you dipping?
41:00 <Serenity> [11:33pm] <@Serenity> i want doritos now
41:00 <Serenity> [11:33pm] <slinky_J> ru talken to mi?
41:00 <Serenity> [11:33pm] <@Serenity> thanks xm
41:00 <Serenity> [11:33pm] <%simba> lol a phone psychic
41:00 <Serenity> [11:33pm] <slinky_J> RUY TALKEN TO MI?
41:00 <Serenity> [11:34pm] <@Serenity> those red packet ones and gherkin dip
41:00 <MarleyQuinn> Doritos? ? In pickle dip?? Jesus no. 
42:00 <Serenity> absolutely yes
42:00 <MarleyQuinn> Plain chips. Or corn chips. Much better. 
42:00 <Serenity> doritos are corn chips
42:00 <beehhh> fuck
42:00 <beehhh> i dont eat corn im a rice boy ohhhh
42:00 <Bastardly_One> yah, what else are they?
42:00 <MarleyQuinn> Un cheesy ones
43:00 <MarleyQuinn> Cheese and pickles is vom
43:00 <Serenity> no way
43:00 <slinky_J> haha i was in a flashback
43:00 <Serenity> pickles are different from gherkins anyway
43:00 <slinky_J> flashbaaaack
43:00 <Serenity> pickles are disgusting
43:00 <MarleyQuinn> Really? 
43:00 <Serenity> yuh
44:00 <Maurice> S&Vs and french onion all the way
44:00 <MarleyQuinn> In Canada shits so different here ffs
44:00 <slinky_J> yo mama
44:00 <Bastardly_One> sweet pickle mustard and cheese is yum
44:00 <Serenity> i think my s&v thread finally died
44:00 <Skirmish> I love gherkins.
44:00 <slinky_J> snort teh ballz
44:00 <Serenity> gherkins are sweeter
44:00 <slinky_J> i too love gherkins
44:00 <slinky_J> im gonna marry a banana
44:00 <MarleyQuinn> Gherkin = the crisp kind?
44:00 <Bastardly_One> they're sweetish
44:00 <Skirmish> Time to go to bed.  Get some sleep before the woman comes home.  Enjoy your morning to all. 
44:00 <Serenity> no theyre not crisp
45:00 <MarleyQuinn> What's the difference. 
45:00 <Serenity> different sizes
45:00 <Serenity> different taste
45:00 <Serenity> pickles are more bitter and disgusting
45:00 <Bastardly_One> pickles aren't as sweet either
45:00 <Bastardly_One> way better
45:00 <Bastardly_One> they call pumpkin squash though
46:00 <MarleyQuinn> Thank you Serenity. Much information
46:00 <Bastardly_One> wtf? it's not a squash
46:00 <MarleyQuinn> Many pickles. 
46:00 <Serenity> haha no probs
46:00 <Serenity> so gherkin wow
46:00 <MarleyQuinn> Or Gherkin
46:00 <MarleyQuinn> Ahahahahahah
47:00 <Serenity> they call butternut pumpkin squash
47:00 <Serenity> beceause thats what it is
47:00 <Serenity> they dont hve blue pumpkins like we have i dont think
47:00 <MarleyQuinn> Or butternut squash
48:00 <Bastardly_One> Serenity
48:00 <Bastardly_One> I have a question
48:00 <Bastardly_One> totally random but food related
48:00 <Bastardly_One> what do you put in your pasties? I just heated up another one
48:00 <Bastardly_One> these are the best I've made yet
48:00 <Bastardly_One> might be the different pastry
48:00 <Serenity> lol MarleyQuinn
49:00 <MarleyQuinn> <3
49:00 <Serenity> mince grated carrot peas corn onion egg in the mix
49:00 <Maurice> Do class making them and chucking them in the microwave from the freezer
49:00 <Maurice> As*
49:00 <Bastardly_One> she said the same thing 
49:00 <Bastardly_One> earlier
49:00 <Maurice> She is a cats mother
49:00 <Serenity> salt pepper
49:00 <Bastardly_One> serenity did then better?
50:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah, that I didn't add ... peas ... heaps of diced potato, bit of onion, mince, bit of carrot and salt and pepper
51:00 <Bastardly_One> maybe it's the pastry change
51:00 <Serenity> i dont use potato unless im lackin mixure
51:00 <Serenity> its a filler
51:00 <slinky_J> i dont use tampons unless i eat kfc
51:00 <slinky_J> all that fat i poop out
51:00 <Serenity> lacking mixture
51:00 <Serenity> ffs
51:00 <MarleyQuinn> That's. 
51:00 <MarleyQuinn> Woe
51:00 <MarleyQuinn> And wow
51:00 <Bastardly_One> I like those square ones with hard pastry and heaps of potato
51:00 <MarleyQuinn> Thanks phone
52:00 <Bastardly_One> I make those and cornish ones
52:00 <slinky_J> oer carrie so scary
52:00 <Bastardly_One> you make more cornish yeah or nuh?
52:00 <Bastardly_One> such genius when you think why they were made IMO
53:00 <Bastardly_One> invented rather
53:00 <slinky_J> orly
53:00 <MarleyQuinn> Serenity I want Gherkins now. You are to blame. 
53:00 <Serenity> im sorry :(
54:00 <Bastardly_One> orly what slinky?
54:00 <MarleyQuinn> And it's 2 am. I cannot attain such pickley goodness
54:00 <Bastardly_One> you can ... you'd have to leave the house though
54:00 <Serenity> i need to go to bed
54:00 <Serenity> my back hurts
55:00 <Bastardly_One> that I miss about melbourne ... 24hr shopping
55:00 <MarleyQuinn> Nite nite Serenity
55:00 <Bastardly_One> best time of the day to do shopping is the middle of the night
55:00 <MarleyQuinn> Have a nurofen
55:00 <slinky_J> NITE
55:00 <MarleyQuinn> And a gherkin
56:00 <Serenity> night guys
58:00 <slinky_J> go already
58:00 <slinky_J> oh man i miss sezz
58:00 <slinky_J> gona prank her all nite brb
59:00 <Bastardly_One> Christ ... I am so full now
02:00 <Bastardly_One> wish I hadn't found out about that zelda monopoly
05:00 <slinky_J> sux when theres somethin u want but cant get
05:00 <slinky_J> ?
08:00 <Bastardly_One> damn right!
08:00 <Bastardly_One> I will order it but still
08:00 <Bastardly_One> not the point
08:00 <Bastardly_One> I want it ... N O W
08:00 <slinky_J> hehe
08:00 <simba> ZELDA
08:00 <slinky_J> i want cigs but the servo feels miles away
08:00 <slinky_J> even tho its not
08:00 <Bastardly_One> I won't ever open it 
08:00 <Bastardly_One> or play it 
09:00 <simba> whats ur fav zelda?
09:00 <Bastardly_One> 'sif I have real friends :P
09:00 <Bastardly_One> the DS one tbh
09:00 <Bastardly_One> and the title escapes me
09:00 <Bastardly_One> and the Wii one
09:00 <simba> which 1 the first ds 1
09:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah the first one 
09:00 <simba> that was good 
09:00 <simba> phantom hour glasses
09:00 <Bastardly_One> was great
10:00 <Bastardly_One> and showed what the DS could do 
10:00 <Bastardly_One> and the Wii one with the horse
10:00 <Bastardly_One> I was really into that 
10:00 <Bastardly_One> where he turns into a wolf
10:00 <simba> with the horse lol
10:00 <Bastardly_One> naturally I was into that aspect
10:00 <Bastardly_One> that horse ruled!
11:00 <simba> yea i started playing that again but im turned off by the wolf part
11:00 <simba> i dont wanna turn into a wolf in zelda
11:00 <Bastardly_One> get okami if you can still for the Wii
11:00 <Bastardly_One> or the HD version for the PS3 but it's more fun with the Wii controller
11:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I can see you'd not like that but I did 
12:00 <Bastardly_One> that kiki though
12:00 <Bastardly_One> was that it's name?
12:00 <\alienated_romeo> anyone here got a widescreen tv?
12:00 <Bastardly_One> I wanted to kill that fucking thing
12:00 <simba> i dont know 
12:00 <simba> the black ghost thing
12:00 <simba> is annoying
12:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah that thing
12:00 <Bastardly_One> that's what I meant
12:00 <Bastardly_One> I think it's name is kiki
13:00 <Bastardly_One> and she takes you to zelda
13:00 <\alienated_romeo> hi simba
13:00 <simba> hi
13:00 <Bastardly_One> and zelda is all hardcore goth kind of 
13:00 <\alienated_romeo> :)
13:00 <simba> i didnt get far in that game
13:00 <Bastardly_One> oh
13:00 <simba> id rather play it with gc controls classic style
13:00 <simba> those versions are expensive now
13:00 <slinky_J> link
13:00 <Bastardly_One> hell yeah
13:00 <Bastardly_One> the Wii one you can find if you look hard second hand
14:00 <Bastardly_One> but everyone got whiff of it eventually 
14:00 <Bastardly_One> the sandbox factor
14:00 <Bastardly_One> played a heap in the success and the graphics 
14:00 <\alienated_romeo> had any coffee today simba?
15:00 <simba> have u not played OOT
16:00 <Bastardly_One> no damn it 
16:00 <Bastardly_One> I have not
16:00 <simba> waht teh fuekc get an emulator
16:00 <\alienated_romeo> i want dead island riptide
16:00 <Bastardly_One> I gave up on Nintendo too after that one
16:00 <simba> if you still have a wii download it on that
16:00 <Bastardly_One> that much of a classic eh?
16:00 <simba> waht teh fuckke
17:00 <Bastardly_One> My Wii is too expensive to repair tbh
17:00 <Bastardly_One> fucked up the drive again for the second time
17:00 <\alienated_romeo> had any coffee today simba?
17:00 <Bastardly_One> touchy fucks they are
17:00 <\alienated_romeo> had any coffee today Bastardly_One?
18:00 <Bastardly_One> Oceans of Time
18:00 <Bastardly_One> oh DUH
18:00 <Bastardly_One> no I have not though
18:00 <Bastardly_One> and nuh I don't drink coffee man 
18:00 <Bastardly_One> don't like it 
18:00 <\alienated_romeo> okay
18:00 <simba> ocarina
18:00 <slinky_J> ocarina
18:00 <\alienated_romeo> have you played dead island?
18:00 <simba> oceans of time
19:00 <Bastardly_One> I thought that was on something else
19:00 <simba> wind waker is the boat 1
19:00 <Bastardly_One> I get my zeldas confused
19:00 <Bastardly_One> aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
19:00 <simba> that 1 is almost as good
19:00 <Bastardly_One> that's what I am thinking of 
19:00 <\alienated_romeo> simba what games do you reccomend?
19:00 <Bastardly_One> right, yeah not played the sea based ones at all 
19:00 <Bastardly_One> those two
19:00 <Bastardly_One> and nuh, I've a PS3 romeo
20:00 <\alienated_romeo> ahh
20:00 <Bastardly_One> and the version of Dead Island is crap on that
20:00 <\alienated_romeo> haha i c
20:00 <slinky_J> bayonettaaaa
21:00 <\alienated_romeo> im checking out movies
21:00 <\alienated_romeo> well i have been checking out movies
21:00 <slinky_J> im wotchen carrie
21:00 <\alienated_romeo> coool
21:00 <Bastardly_One> I am playing Fallout New Vegas again
21:00 <Bastardly_One> and I have no idea why
22:00 <\alienated_romeo> im playing res evil 6
22:00 <Bastardly_One> but am being a complete arsehole this time
22:00 <\alienated_romeo> atm
22:00 <Bastardly_One> got every faction after me 
22:00 <Bastardly_One> I keep meaning to get that and never get around to it
22:00 <\alienated_romeo> so many smokes
22:00 <Bastardly_One> res evil 6
22:00 <\alienated_romeo> ok
22:00 <\alienated_romeo> cool
22:00 <Bastardly_One> I hated the co-op in 5
22:00 <\alienated_romeo> mmm i c
22:00 <Bastardly_One> I've the gold version of 5
22:00 <\alienated_romeo> ahh
22:00 <slinky_J> played 5 for about 5 mins n never again
23:00 <slinky_J> hahahahahah
23:00 <Saemon> "uuuuuuUUUUUUUUUAAAARRRRGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!"
23:00 <Bastardly_One> was crap yeah?
23:00 <Saemon> finally, after 300,000 years im free!!!
23:00 <Bastardly_One> glad I'm not the only one that thought so
23:00 <Saemon> time to conquer earth!
23:00 <Bastardly_One> 4 on the Wii was MAD
23:00 <\alienated_romeo> i clocked wii ten pin bowling
23:00 <Saemon> Alpha, i need you to find me 5 teenagers with attitude
23:00 <\alienated_romeo> got 300 aye =)
24:00 <Saemon> Bastardly_One
24:00 <Saemon> whats the with the cold shoulder silent treatment?
24:00 <Saemon> im back, cant you see?
24:00 <\alienated_romeo> the fish!
25:00 <Saemon> arent u gona ask where ive been? how ive been? whaty ive been doin?
25:00 <Saemon> yo \alienated_romeo im allergic to fish brah
25:00 <\alienated_romeo> ok 
25:00 <\alienated_romeo> 1 slap will do for tonight
25:00 <xm> yo \alienated_romeo, \alienated_romeo! yo wherefore art thou nickname \alienated_romeo ? no need for the \
26:00 <\alienated_romeo> insomniaaaaaaaaaaa
26:00 <xm> how was your day romeo?
26:00 <\alienated_romeo> pretty usual
26:00 <\alienated_romeo> but good
26:00 <xm> what made it good
26:00 <\alienated_romeo> drank heaps of energy drinks
26:00 <xm> oh
26:00 <\alienated_romeo> and played some dvds
26:00 <\alienated_romeo> yep
26:00 <xm> what DVDs
26:00 <\alienated_romeo> Seinfield season 3
27:00 <xm> lovely
27:00 <\alienated_romeo> um and Neon Genisis
27:00 <\alienated_romeo> yep
27:00 <\alienated_romeo> how was your day?
27:00 <xm> the same old
27:00 <\alienated_romeo> ok
28:00 <\alienated_romeo> did you go outside at all today?
28:00 <\alienated_romeo> i sure did
29:00 <xm> i was chasing the neighbourhood cats today
29:00 <xm> so yeah i was outside today
29:00 <\alienated_romeo> ahaha
29:00 <\alienated_romeo> okay
29:00 <xm> what did you do outside?
29:00 <\alienated_romeo> buried a dead rabbit
29:00 <xm> was it yours?
29:00 <\alienated_romeo> and walked around my caravan
29:00 <xm> i only heard about your chook
29:00 <\alienated_romeo> nah a pest rabbit
29:00 <xm> i used to joke you lived in a caravan i didnt know you did for real
30:00 <\alienated_romeo> i have a whole chook :D
30:00 <xm> how does that work around the caravan
30:00 <simba> should I ban Saemon?
30:00 <xm> is like like a little monoculture cage thing
30:00 <\alienated_romeo> fine. man
30:00 <xm> i didnt even know saemo is here
30:00 <\alienated_romeo> um
30:00 <Bastardly_One> not yet
30:00 <xm> when romeo is here he makes a big entrance. it's all we see
30:00 <simba> he just got back looking for attention but I think we should nip that 1 in the bud
30:00 <Bastardly_One> am sure you'll need to at some stage
30:00 <xm> big man on #melb campus
31:00 <Bastardly_One> I saw him but completely forgot
31:00 <Bastardly_One> until you said it that he was here
31:00 <simba> \alienated_romeo[crOp_[CircleS]_
31:00 <xm> you could pre-empt with a ban. like a channel masectomy
31:00 <xm> he's a saggy tit
31:00 <\alienated_romeo> lol simba
31:00 <xm> could be cancerous
32:00 <xm> but not that obnoxious today
32:00 <xm> Saemon, where have you been????????????
32:00 <slinky_J> stfu
33:00 <slinky_J> sounds like you're looking for attention
33:00 <slinky_J> leave the dude alone..
33:00 <xm> LeaVe BriTneY AlonE!!!!!!!!
34:00 <simba> its Saemon
34:00 <\alienated_romeo> i want 50 pizzas
34:00 <xm> ever make your own romeo
34:00 <\alienated_romeo> sometimes yes
34:00 <simba> but not all the times
35:00 <\alienated_romeo> yep
35:00 <simba> just some times?
35:00 <\alienated_romeo> do you?
35:00 <xm> what sort of pizzas romeo m8
35:00 <simba> yeah, some times
35:00 <\alienated_romeo> ahh cool
35:00 <simba> not all times
35:00 <\alienated_romeo> um supreme with triple cheese
35:00 <xm> you could make a rabbit pizza right now, romeo
36:00 <damio> i make a mean bruschetta
36:00 <\alienated_romeo> no way man
36:00 <xm> give it a bit of a wash
36:00 <damio> easier than pizza
36:00 <xm> just remember where you buried it. the disturbed surface makes it easier too
36:00 <damio> xm do u think romeo is a dog?
37:00 <xm> dog?
37:00 <damio> goes back to retreive his buried kill
37:00 <simba> \m/9,8 d(^8,9.^)b9,8 \8,9m/ 
37:00 <xm> romeo, sup dog?
37:00 <simba> 8,9\m/9,8 d(^8,9.^)b9,8 \8,9m/ 
37:00 <\alienated_romeo> weeeeeeeeeed
37:00 <simba> romeo thats u irl
37:00 <damio> lol
38:00 <simba> dUbStEp
38:00 <\alienated_romeo> xmxmxmxmx
38:00 <\alienated_romeo> xmass
39:00 <\alienated_romeo> x
39:00 <xm> people always think romeo has girls over and s3x0rs them in the caravan coz it keeps rocking. although it does happen regularly... it's mostly because romeo plays sik dubstep really loud
39:00 <simba> seX0rs
39:00 <simba> \alienateD_Fortune]Cookies[_DUBSTEp[
39:00 <\alienated_romeo> make way for Oreo
40:00 <\alienated_romeo> ... :)
40:00 <simba> super alienated balotelli
40:00 <simba> etc
40:00 <simba> ur the king romeo
40:00 <\alienated_romeo> thanks
40:00 <xm> the king of DVD collecting
41:00 <\alienated_romeo> .
41:00 <Bastardly_One> I must be too stoned
41:00 <Bastardly_One> why?
41:00 <Bastardly_One> I am listening to Lonely Island
42:00 <simba> wretched
42:00 <slinky_J> i feel like a perv watching carrie
43:00 <simba> repugnant
43:00 <\alienated_romeo> simba should i raid my fridge for more food or turn off the lights and go to sleep?
43:00 <xm> prippit
43:00 <simba> eat
43:00 <\alienated_romeo> ok
43:00 <\alienated_romeo> i will
44:00 <xm> romeo, just eat little bits and go to bed. you'll dream about the rest of the meal 
44:00 <\alienated_romeo> ahh
44:00 <simba> eat in your sleep - its cheaper
45:00 <simba> why pay to eat food when.. you can dream it? - morfppehus - the matricks
45:00 <Saemon> i cant sleep on an empty stomach
45:00 <Saemon> i always have to feel satiated first from my hunger
45:00 <xm> are you on any meds Saemon ?
45:00 <Saemon> nah
46:00 <Saemon> im goin straight edge man
46:00 <xm> happens a bit with some people
46:00 <xm> not being able to sleep until they get a midnight raid
46:00 <Saemon> no unnatural chemicals n shit in my body
46:00 <xm> but you were before?
46:00 <Saemon> this n that
46:00 <xm> what stuff
46:00 <damio> serokewl made me eat the pantry before sleep then pass out
46:00 <damio> with food in me gob
46:00 <Saemon> panadol
46:00 <Saemon> panamax
46:00 <Saemon> cant remember 
47:00 <xm> you're not supposed to have that regularly anyway
47:00 <xm> it's not good for the stomach
47:00 <Saemon> and kidneys i think
47:00 <damio> whats in panamax?
47:00 <Saemon> paracetamol
47:00 <damio> panamax is finhe for stomac
47:00 <damio> its ibuprofen thats bad
47:00 <damio> paracet is bad for the liver
47:00 <Saemon> wow look at mr pharmacist over here
48:00 <damio> yes
48:00 <Saemon> lol cook me up some meth :P
48:00 <damio> hrmmm
48:00 <damio> i cna make shitty meeth
48:00 <damio> rather buy it
48:00 <Saemon> true
48:00 <damio> yeah its hard to get all the right stuff
49:00 <Saemon> dont want to be left a drooling mess after u take it
49:00 <damio> to make it
49:00 <damio> and also the requipment
49:00 <xm> Saemon, did you just finish watching Breaking Bad or something?
49:00 <damio> can make shitty meth in a plastic bottle tho
49:00 <slinky_J> https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfa1/v/t1.0-9/10610728_10152564987639471_2473410070150363477_n.jpg?oh=d5c438c9c5f7b7e19264aec4ed37b0f7&oe=5479C833&__gda__=1417564894_3926d373177c49edb57961e976afee0b
51:00 <Bastardly_One> I love this song 
51:00 <Bastardly_One> Lonely Island - Hugs
51:00 <Bastardly_One> with Pharrel
51:00 <Bastardly_One> it's clever
51:00 <xm> would look pretty good for a job interview as ceo
51:00 <xm> of the bandidos
54:00 <Saemon> i know of a chick took some bad ecstasy tabs
55:00 <Saemon> it caused her to get a stroke or something
55:00 <Bastardly_One> bullshit 
55:00 <Saemon> she now looks like shes got cerebral palsy or something
55:00 <Bastardly_One> you don't know anyone
55:00 <Saemon> such a shame
55:00 <Bastardly_One> except ya mum
55:00 <Saemon> oh hi there Bastardly_One
55:00 <Bastardly_One> go away
55:00 <Saemon> i came in like like 10 mins ago
55:00 <Bastardly_One> that's long enough
55:00 <Saemon> in case u didnt know
56:00 <Bastardly_One> off ya go
56:00 <damio> probs wasnt bad e
56:00 <damio> probs was her delicate brain
00:00 <Saemon> ahhh thats my Bastardly_One. 
00:00 <Saemon> its good to be home ^_^
02:00 <xm> greg's been smoking
03:00 <xm> check his jacket mrs brady
04:00 <Saemon> i will check his pants >;P
05:00 <Saemon> i wonder if theres been any brady bunnch porno made
05:00 <xm> didnt the Marcia chick pose nude later on
05:00 <Saemon> where they all like, just have one massive orgy
06:00 <Saemon> probnably
06:00 <Saemon> thats what most attresses resort too
06:00 <Saemon> once the role offers dry out
06:00 <Saemon> when the next hot young thing comes along
07:00 <bradd_pitts> teh ice bong challenge https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=771783099065
20:00 <Bastardly_One> forks
20:00 <Bastardly_One> that was cool actually
20:00 <xm> love his poster
20:00 <xm> green fan too...
21:00 <xm> is that the_baron faking an yank accent
21:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
21:00 <xm> a*
21:00 <xm> i reckon it'd be something he'd do
21:00 <Bastardly_One> the baron is hairier
21:00 <Bastardly_One> I challenge him 
21:00 <Bastardly_One> I bet he's never seen that 
21:00 <Bastardly_One> I might link on his FB
23:00 <Bastardly_One> done
23:00 <Bastardly_One> I called him out to do it 
25:00 <Saemon> OMFGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!
25:00 <Saemon> BIGBROTHER 2014 STARTS NEXT MONDAY!!!!
25:00 <Saemon> HOLY FUCKEN SHIT MOTHERFUCKEN YAYNESSSSSSS!!!
26:00 <Saemon> i so hope tully n tahan from last yr makes an appareanc
26:00 <Saemon> appreance
26:00 <Saemon> ah fuck it yall know i cant spell
26:00 <Saemon> as some sorta guest host or somethin
27:00 <bradd_pitts> ew. https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=699089573474293
34:00 <xm> they look like a downsyndrome couple
36:00 <The_Baron> I could call the album The Shit Collective
36:00 <The_Baron> then get POS to contribute a track that he makes on the loo
36:00 <Bastardly_One> the shit storm
37:00 <The_Baron> I should ask him if he has done taht
37:00 <The_Baron> I'm sure he has
37:00 <Bastardly_One> knowing him
38:00 <Bastardly_One> he did one in the middle of raw sewerage at a treatment plant
38:00 <The_Baron> true
38:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck the toilet
38:00 <Bastardly_One> too soft
38:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
38:00 <The_Baron> there are other things he has done that I will not mention in public
40:00 <Bastardly_One> you just told me why he's big in certain euro countries though
40:00 <Bastardly_One> heh
42:00 <The_Baron> lol!
02:00 <simba> 4:1)
03:00 <erlich> school of fish. pride of monkeys. well of cum
13:00 <Bastardly_One> The_Baron
13:00 <Bastardly_One> oi
13:00 <Bastardly_One> for you
13:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=76wSk1j02_4
13:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Pop Will Eat Itself - Ich Bin Ein Auslander (Nov 20, 2009) 4:10 - Category: Music - 157,581 - 1,208 likes (98.3%), 21 dislikes (1.7%)
14:00 <Bastardly_One> What does that mean?
14:00 <Bastardly_One> I am a foreigner in german
16:00 <foxtrix> if only there was an ftp chan :)
16:00 <foxtrix> lookin at dalnet for first time since xdcc was banned
17:00 <The_Baron> dalnet is full of pansies
17:00 <foxtrix> yeah its huge
17:00 <The_Baron> used to have a few good underground chans on it back in the day
17:00 <foxtrix> i know i used to exploit them
17:00 <The_Baron> the lsd chan was awesome if u could get an invite
17:00 <foxtrix> never went in there 
18:00 <The_Baron> it was really just a bunch of european lsd distributors doing a massive mail operation
18:00 <The_Baron> fuck I miss those days
18:00 <The_Baron> foxtrix, most ppl never got on the lsd chan
18:00 <The_Baron> because it was just an open market 
18:00 <The_Baron> well exclusive open market
18:00 <The_Baron> :P
18:00 <The_Baron> but now u got shit like silkroad 2.0
18:00 <foxtrix> dalnet is just pooy chans now
19:00 <Bastardly_One> The_Baron
19:00 <The_Baron> yep
19:00 <foxtrix> *poofy
19:00 <Bastardly_One> I am reminicing
19:00 <The_Baron> myes?
19:00 <foxtrix> disconnected with disgust
19:00 <Bastardly_One> and I can get freebies
19:00 <The_Baron> freebies for what
19:00 <The_Baron> ?
19:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wxycYzogeys
19:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Pop Will Eat Itself - Wise Up Sucker (Mar 27, 2013) 3:23 - Category: Music - 32,725 - 285 likes (98.3%), 5 dislikes (1.7%)
19:00 <Bastardly_One> Poppies!
19:00 <The_Baron> oh I love this song
20:00 <The_Baron> actually my fave PWEI song
20:00 <Bastardly_One> one of the best songs 
20:00 <Bastardly_One> ever
20:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh, mine is off the same album
20:00 <Bastardly_One> but this is fucking brill
20:00 <The_Baron> oh look it's 4:20
20:00 <Bastardly_One> the day before I saw them graheme broke his leg in bris
20:00 <The_Baron> time to pack this vape to the brim 
20:00 <Bastardly_One> and it was strange to watch him shout through the megaphone sitting on a speaker stack
21:00 <Bastardly_One> but cool at the same time
21:00 <Bastardly_One> big arsed old theatre
21:00 <Bastardly_One> called the old greek theatre
21:00 <Bastardly_One> slanted so it didn't matter where you were 
21:00 <Bastardly_One> it felt like you were up front
21:00 <The_Baron> noice
21:00 <foxtrix> efnet thinks ima drone or suumthin
21:00 <Bastardly_One> one of those places
22:00 <Bastardly_One> lol 
22:00 <Bastardly_One> I was just reminded of a rollins band gig there
22:00 <The_Baron> old greek theatre. Didn't that get converted into a Valhalla?
22:00 <The_Baron> or is my memory shit as usual?
22:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh that's on the other side of the city
23:00 <Bastardly_One> same sort of building completely
23:00 <Bastardly_One> and it might of 
23:00 <Bastardly_One> dunno
23:00 <The_Baron> the valhalla in sydney is so lame
23:00 <Bastardly_One> of course everyone will be there for this
23:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xef60FAN6Vk
23:00 <The_Baron> sure it's always been a hipster haunt
23:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Pop Will Eat Itself - Def Con One (Mar 13, 2013) 3:59 - Category: Music - 22,562 - 141 likes (96.6%), 5 dislikes (3.4%)
23:00 <The_Baron> but these days it's beyond a joke
23:00 <The_Baron> they might as well sell moustache wax at the snack counter
23:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck it 
23:00 <Bastardly_One> I am going 
24:00 <Bastardly_One> right about now
24:00 <Bastardly_One> (right now)
24:00 <Bastardly_One> *bops*
24:00 <Bastardly_One> note the I Wanna Be Your Dog piano sample
24:00 <The_Baron> I wish I had a whole bunch of money
25:00 <The_Baron> like Gina Reinhardt money
25:00 <The_Baron> just so I could put on the freakiest festival in Australia
25:00 <Bastardly_One> you're almost her size :P
25:00 <The_Baron> come on, I still have only one chin
25:00 <The_Baron> :P
25:00 <Bastardly_One> damn
25:00 <Bastardly_One> got me there :P
26:00 <The_Baron> but I want a festival that is like all the best parts of burning man, bangface, and ozfest
27:00 <erlich> Bastardly_One: that was a cruel comment. that was a bit below the belt to The_Baron wasnt it? he's already had problems finding the right belt size
28:00 <erlich> note: i dont recall any The_Baron features other than the jesus like beard. dont bash me bro
29:00 <erlich> soldering*
29:00 <Bastardly_One> we're playing
30:00 <The_Baron> lol
30:00 <Bastardly_One> the dude is someone I consider a friend off here
30:00 <Bastardly_One> for real
30:00 <The_Baron> actually couple days ago, I stopped using the makeshift notch
30:00 <erlich> LOL
30:00 <The_Baron> :P
30:00 <Bastardly_One> dude
30:00 <Bastardly_One> they have to do this 
30:00 <Bastardly_One> they have to
30:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yAo1eXRIktw
30:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Pop Will Eat Itself - Dance Of The Mad Bastards (Sep 1, 2013) 5:37 - Category: Music - 5,598 - 27 likes (90%), 3 dislikes (10%)
31:00 <The_Baron> was listening to this last morning
31:00 <Bastardly_One> name any of their tracks
31:00 <The_Baron> it kinda has a TISM feel this song
31:00 <The_Baron> I dunno why
31:00 <The_Baron> but it does
31:00 <Bastardly_One> I can tell you them off by heart
31:00 <Bastardly_One> love them except their last world cup song
32:00 <The_Baron> I can't say I am die hard fan
32:00 <The_Baron> but hell, it's a cheap gig they are putting o
32:00 <The_Baron> on*
32:00 <The_Baron> and MZO for support
32:00 <The_Baron> I am sold
33:00 <The_Baron> shame MZO aren't touring with them for the whole national tour
33:00 <Bastardly_One> dude
33:00 <Bastardly_One> they never have been into playing for huge dollars
33:00 <Bastardly_One> think that is why they got popular tbh
33:00 <The_Baron> that's good
33:00 <Bastardly_One> they're fun but not brilliant
34:00 <The_Baron> yeah fun is defo the word
34:00 <The_Baron> but I don't think it ever pretended to be anything much more than that
34:00 <Bastardly_One> like KLF/The JAMMS/Blacksmoke fun
34:00 <The_Baron> some silly weird protopostrock with a message, but mainly that falls on the wayside of the general absurdity of their productions
34:00 <Bastardly_One> not genius ... but good quality fun
34:00 <Bastardly_One> like this ... wait for this 
35:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dfGDXrecD8c
35:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Blacksmoke -Fuck The Fucking Fuckers (Nov 5, 2009) 4:33 - Category: Music - - 68 likes (91.9%), 6 dislikes (8.1%)
35:00 <Bastardly_One> fucking voodoo magic man!
35:00 <The_Baron> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_-5d_rpsFXM
35:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: anklepants icky wicky lolliepop (Jan 10, 2009) 4:22 - Category: Film & Animation - 5,552 - 31 likes (88.6%), 4 dislikes (11.4%)
35:00 <Bastardly_One> no
35:00 <Bastardly_One> click the blacksmoke
36:00 <Bastardly_One> that's one of the JAMMS/KLF dudes
36:00 <Bastardly_One> fucking voodoo magic man!
36:00 <The_Baron> dude I know this song
36:00 <The_Baron> it's considered one of the first digital hardcore tracks
36:00 <The_Baron> though don't tell Alec Empire that
36:00 <The_Baron> :P
37:00 <Bastardly_One> yeh the god save the queen samples
37:00 <Bastardly_One> are gold
37:00 <Bastardly_One> at the end
37:00 <Bastardly_One> distortion city
37:00 <The_Baron> I presume u like Atari Teenage Riot?
37:00 <Bastardly_One> enough to of seen them 3 times
37:00 <Bastardly_One> and not going to a hosptial afterwards
37:00 <Bastardly_One> to book myself into psychiartric care
37:00 <Bastardly_One> so yeah
37:00 <Bastardly_One> I do
38:00 <The_Baron> hahaha
38:00 <Bastardly_One> the first tour
38:00 <The_Baron> though DHR records is so lame these days
38:00 <The_Baron> same with Roughnecks
38:00 <Bastardly_One> no way no how was I gonna miss 8bit noise
38:00 <Bastardly_One> live on stage
38:00 <The_Baron> all the old hardcore labels are so fucking bleh
38:00 <Bastardly_One> I would of gone to that first tour if I was half dead at the time
39:00 <The_Baron> hahaha nice
39:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah so is most hardcore shit 
39:00 <The_Baron> I saw them only once
39:00 <The_Baron> back in 98
39:00 <Bastardly_One> it's gone by the wayside
39:00 <The_Baron> was hella fun
39:00 <The_Baron> I think Clan Analog did the support
39:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah the chick can't sing for fuck
39:00 <Bastardly_One> they did 
39:00 <Bastardly_One> and should of been headlining
39:00 <Bastardly_One> and atari supporting
39:00 <Bastardly_One> IMO
40:00 <The_Baron> wow
40:00 <The_Baron> that's quite a statement
40:00 <The_Baron> but yeah, Clan Analog were more interesting and groundbreaking at that time
40:00 <The_Baron> so fair call I suppose
41:00 <The_Baron> though Luke I don't think likes me
41:00 <Bastardly_One> you know how samples are only allowed to be a certain length?
41:00 <The_Baron> I saw him at his last ever Sub Bass Snarl show
41:00 <Bastardly_One> the album this is off actually came also with a book teaching you how to sample
41:00 <The_Baron> and I think I got on his nerves
41:00 <Bastardly_One> but listen to how long the samples are
41:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PYTFJvgxx5Q
41:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Whitney Joins The Jams - The Jams (Dec 6, 2008) 7:11 - Category: Music - 24,855 - 123 likes (96.1%), 5 dislikes (3.9%)
41:00 <Bastardly_One> the abba one is worse
41:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
41:00 <Bastardly_One> this is brilliance
41:00 <The_Baron> oh back then, keeping track of sample copyright was nigh on impossinle
41:00 <Bastardly_One> for 1987
42:00 <Bastardly_One> for 1987 this is genius
42:00 <Bastardly_One> pure briliance
42:00 <Bastardly_One> *brilliance for it's time
42:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck these two guys were genius
42:00 <Bastardly_One> even KLF
42:00 <Bastardly_One> and Blacksmoke even if that was just one of them
43:00 <The_Baron> KLF are a good example that not everyone is led astray by money
43:00 <The_Baron> hell they even burned a million quid or some shit didn't they?
43:00 <Bastardly_One> yep
43:00 <Bastardly_One> and then split up
43:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
43:00 <Bastardly_One> burnt it and then split up
43:00 <The_Baron> much respect for that
44:00 <Bastardly_One> but genius
44:00 <Bastardly_One> everything they did 
44:00 <Bastardly_One> and this is proof
44:00 <The_Baron> but hell, who needs a million quid if ur just gonna do what u did with no money anyway?
44:00 <Bastardly_One> I think that was the point
44:00 <Bastardly_One> like this 
44:00 <Bastardly_One> zero budget
44:00 <Bastardly_One> and listen to this shit
44:00 <Bastardly_One> awesome
44:00 <foxtrix> oh wow i hit the old school jackpot
45:00 <Bastardly_One> 1987! What the fuck is going on?
45:00 <Bastardly_One> is a brilliant album
45:00 <foxtrix> but the files are too huge to sink into
45:00 <Bastardly_One> rare to find it in print with the how to sample book though
45:00 <The_Baron> hahaha
45:00 <Bastardly_One> and those accents
45:00 <Bastardly_One> WHITNEY!
46:00 <Bastardly_One> OH WHITNEY!
46:00 <Bastardly_One> fucking hilarious
48:00 <The_Baron> haaha reading a thing about KLF burning that money
03:00 <The_Baron> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RPjggN-KByI
03:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Justified and Ancient (Stand By The JAMs) (Feb 1, 2007) 3:44 - Category: Music - 1,033,296 - 3,843 likes (98.2%), 72 dislikes (1.8%)
03:00 <The_Baron> god I loved this song when I was a kid
03:00 <The_Baron> and yes it is their most cheesey song
03:00 <The_Baron> but eh
03:00 <The_Baron> :P
04:00 <Bastardly_One> oh the trilogy of songs they did is good
04:00 <Bastardly_One> hang on
05:00 <Bastardly_One> this
05:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vpN42A-rh3Y
05:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: KLF-Megamix Trilogy (Sep 26, 2010) 12:57 - Category: Music - 936,402 - 3,533 likes (97.9%), 74 dislikes (2.1%)
05:00 <The_Baron> yeah gonna play it while I lay down
05:00 <Bastardly_One> later
05:00 <The_Baron> l8r
12:00 <Skirmish> *Channel limit has been reached for the word "Bore". Please find a thesaurus. Thank you*
20:00 <foxtrix> found a ufo book to read
21:00 <foxtrix> everything from 1900's on  wish there were some new sightings
21:00 <foxtrix> must be plauseable denyability
23:00 <foxtrix> mhm coffee time cyas
32:00 <fawks> Lmfao
32:00 <fawks> http://sploid.gizmodo.com/slow-motion-video-captures-peoples-faces-as-they-get-hi-1626839741
33:00 <BlackDevil> ok
50:00 <simba> GGGGGGGGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
50:00 <simba> OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
50:00 <simba> 0,2PORTO 2,0PORTO
38:00 <Q{> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8gPfDeLkPJE
48:00 <[Maverick]> fuckers
41:00 <BlackDevil> i hope Q{ didnt drown today
44:00 <gremlinz> learning to swim?
49:00 <BlackDevil> no someone died in the ocean because of strong waves
49:00 <BlackDevil> from the hurricane
52:00 <gremlinz> oh
53:00 <BlackDevil> age 40
53:00 <BlackDevil> so Q{ might be dead
54:00 <Ana_Ng> i only knew him a short time :(
42:00 <Moke> fuck 
46:00 <damio> hi
20:00 <Q{> anyone for a game of horrizontal resfreshment?
21:00 <Fez> I like vertical
23:00 <damio> im in
23:00 <damio> havn't tugged meself in a while
24:00 <damio> predator mode on
33:00 <Ana_Ng> Q!
34:00 <Ana_Ng> you're alive!
36:00 <Q{> yeh iam
36:00 <Ana_Ng> thank goodness
36:00 <Q{> wishful thinking there BlackDevil 
36:00 <Q{> coz BlackDevil wants his way with my body when im dead
07:00 <BlackDevil> oh thank god you are ok mate
07:00 <BlackDevil> was worried
52:00 <how_are_they> HOW ARE THEY
54:00 <Interrupt> hi
57:00 <British^Meat> THEY ARE CAPS
01:00 <ShadowLurker> CAPS THEY ARE
01:00 <Interrupt> i listen to art bell
04:00 <British^Meat> i dont
04:00 <British^Meat> coz im not sure who/what they/that is/are
11:00 <Interrupt> who the fuck calls themself
11:00 <Interrupt> British^Meat
12:00 <how_are_they> blown^tea[pt
12:00 <how_are_they> thank.
12:00 <Interrupt> what does it mean ?
12:00 <British^Meat> It is an ancient nick
12:00 <how_are_they> soylent green
12:00 <British^Meat> and there are no sexual connotations (sp)
12:00 <British^Meat> Let me explain....
12:00 <Interrupt> why you hang onto old nicks ? like all these other retards
12:00 <Interrupt> keep their same nicknames like theyre sucking cock in here
13:00 <Interrupt> same old nickname everyday
13:00 <Interrupt> loser
13:00 <British^Meat> one day i was conversing to another chatter and we discussed meats
13:00 <British^Meat> silverside
13:00 <British^Meat> corned beef
13:00 <British^Meat> ham hocks
13:00 <Interrupt> why not change your nickname ?
13:00 <British^Meat> u know, great british meats
13:00 <British^Meat> and thus, a legend was born
13:00 <British^Meat> dude, ive had plenty of nicks
13:00 <Interrupt> whatever
13:00 <British^Meat> u think ive had just one and stuck with it?
13:00 <British^Meat> how naive
13:00 <how_are_they> prippit
14:00 <how_are_they> SET BLASTER=A220 I7 D3 T2
14:00 <Interrupt> got black magic woman
14:00 <British^Meat> I need not change it
14:00 <British^Meat> the people know me as British^Meat
14:00 <slinky_J> https://scontent-b-dfw.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfp1/t1.0-9/10606514_258313814292702_8398401630493777327_n.jpg
14:00 <slinky_J> a nom nomnomnom
14:00 <British^Meat> I have no need to hide or constantly change me nick
15:00 <Interrupt> British^Meat, Yeah thats what im saying you want people on here to know you are the same dickhead with that nick same as people like simba
15:00 <Floss> morning all
15:00 <how_are_they> as opposed to you, you don't want everyone knowing you're element
15:00 <how_are_they> because you're a fuckwit?
16:00 <British^Meat> thats alright, bothers me none
16:00 <British^Meat> if i know its simba i can have relatable chatter if i wish
16:00 <Interrupt> im not element
17:00 <British^Meat> lol #cats member
17:00 <British^Meat> I fear out chatting is up
17:00 <Interrupt> im not a member
17:00 <British^Meat> since i whois'd you and found out u are a #cats
17:00 <British^Meat> our time is up
17:00 <Interrupt> lol whatever jewboy
17:00 <Interrupt> you best leave
17:00 <how_are_they> [][][][][][][][][]
18:00 <how_are_they> drug boxes
18:00 <Interrupt> this is an anti semetic sever
18:00 <Interrupt> we're nazis
18:00 <how_are_they> gun
18:00 <Interrupt> no british holocaust survivers allowed
18:00 <how_are_they> <JOSH>
19:00 <Floss> how about all these beheadings hey :/
19:00 <Interrupt> they're fake
20:00 <Floss> the bodies at the end dont look fake
20:00 <Interrupt> photoshop
20:00 <Floss> why would they go to suh lengths to pretend to kill someone
20:00 <Floss> i think the videos are fake and the killing happened off camera
21:00 <Serenity> lol what losers... not changing their nicks every day to hide who they are
21:00 <Serenity> rofl..
21:00 <Interrupt> oh look another one
21:00 <British^Meat> :) was kinda chuckleworthy hey Serenity
22:00 <Interrupt> Serenity, Is your husband letting you leave the house today or did he belt you up again ?
22:00 <Serenity> oh shut up shane, you can make up fake reasons to call people losers all you want but thats not gonna change the fact mummy kicked you out of her house at 35 years old
22:00 <Interrupt> lol im not that old
22:00 <Serenity> bullshit
22:00 <Interrupt> im not even 30 yet
22:00 <Interrupt> idiot
22:00 <Serenity> rubbish
22:00 <Interrupt> ask doctor he has met me
23:00 <British^Meat> some ppl, even with constant nick changes, stick out like dogs balls anyways
23:00 <Moke> stfu 
23:00 <Serenity> no shit bradd_pitts
23:00 <Interrupt> Serenity, idiot
23:00 <Serenity> er British^Meat lol
23:00 <Serenity> yes im the idiot.. lets go with that one
23:00 <Serenity> lol
23:00 <British^Meat> this is the guy that is spence but not spence
23:00 <British^Meat> or the guy that isnt spence, but is spence
23:00 <British^Meat> or something
23:00 <British^Meat> or just some random #cats dude
24:00 <Serenity> thats pz
24:00 <Interrupt> Serenity, You are like Maurice you two get on like a house on fire both of you only ever had one job in your life that was at hungry jacks after that you went an married old men you met on the street cause thats all you could get and now you just sit on IRC all day
24:00 <British^Meat> ah k, nuff said
24:00 <British^Meat> lol ohhhhh
24:00 <Interrupt> loser
24:00 <Serenity> see how he likes to make things up
24:00 <Serenity> haha
24:00 <British^Meat> i know this guy
24:00 <Floss> interrupt that sounds like the best fucking life out
24:00 <Floss> id love that
24:00 <Floss> so fuck up
24:00 <Serenity> im studying right now shane what are you doing besides touching your dick to questionable photos online and abusing people for having screen names
25:00 <British^Meat> one of those *insert thing here* because youre a loser who never *insert thing here* and u only worked at *insert job here* and your husband is a *insert thing here* 
25:00 <British^Meat> kinda guy
25:00 <Serenity> yeah thats the one
25:00 <Interrupt> this is great
25:00 <how_are_they> i like him i want him to keep typing it's rather amusing
25:00 <Interrupt> fucken hilarious
25:00 <British^Meat> totes
25:00 <Serenity> its hilarious how_are_they
25:00 <Floss> dance sad clown
25:00 <Floss> lol
25:00 <Interrupt> how can i make it funnier for you Serenity  ?
25:00 <British^Meat> do me
25:00 <British^Meat> tell me about me
26:00 <Serenity> just keep telling your made up stories
26:00 <Serenity> theyre funny
26:00 <British^Meat> then do how_are_they
26:00 <Interrupt> lol
26:00 <British^Meat> tell us about him
26:00 <Interrupt> Serenity went to Maurice house last night because her husband ShadowLurker's belted her up 
27:00 <Interrupt> but she went back to him lol
27:00 <Serenity> thats really unorignal
27:00 <Interrupt> truth hurts
27:00 <British^Meat> why is this guy so mad?
27:00 <Serenity> yes im completely wounded
27:00 <Interrupt> Serenity need tissue from Maurice
27:00 <Serenity> i have no idea hahah
27:00 <Serenity> apparently i get beaten up every day though
27:00 <Interrupt> wah wah
28:00 <Interrupt> ya husband belted fuck out of you out the front of hungry jacks last week
28:00 <British^Meat> oh wait...
28:00 <Interrupt> saw it with my own eyes
28:00 <British^Meat> is this coz i said i dont listen to art bell?
28:00 <Serenity> hahah see!
28:00 <Serenity> omg
28:00 <British^Meat> im sorry mate, i didnt know itd set u off
28:00 <Serenity> good one British^Meat
28:00 <Serenity> you broke him
28:00 <British^Meat> we were all going well, then u just went mental about my nick
28:00 <British^Meat> I D G I
28:00 <Serenity> heres Maurice now
29:00 <Interrupt> lol
29:00 <how_are_they> shadowburper doesn't belt her, he's just tenderising
29:00 <Interrupt> here's ya little pal
29:00 <Serenity> i bet shes tired from me being there all night after my husband beat me up
29:00 <Interrupt> hahahaha
29:00 <Serenity> thanks for last night Maurice..
29:00 <Maurice> Anytime, he's such a prick, you should leave him
29:00 <Serenity> nah im back to cop a floggin today
30:00 <Maurice> We can go to the womens shelter together
30:00 <British^Meat> Interrupt just beats up chicks, WITH HIS WORDS
30:00 <Moke> south side get yourself a piece of shiy
31:00 <Interrupt> HAHA
31:00 <Interrupt> Maurice, So I heard you tried to get your old job back at hungry jacks and they told you to fuck off
31:00 <Interrupt> lol
31:00 <British^Meat> ugh, this is just embarassing now :/
31:00 <Serenity> he runs away from fully grown men though
31:00 <Serenity> out the front of shops
32:00 <Maurice> Yeah they did :/
32:00 <Serenity> like a pussy
32:00 <Maurice> I want to man the drive thru but they said no
32:00 <Interrupt> They gave the job to some indian bloke how you feel about that
32:00 <Interrupt> hows life on the dole Maurice 
32:00 <Maurice> I feel racist towards him
32:00 <Serenity> Maurice if you're getting the dole you better share ya bitch
32:00 <faux> ha ha Maurice had a job what a loser. Working for money LOL owned bitch.
32:00 <Maurice> I know :(
33:00 <Maurice> And I was only 14 too
33:00 <Maurice> I'm such a loser
33:00 <Interrupt> made up a story about working on the mines lol
33:00 <Maurice> I didn't work on the mines you stupid plonker
33:00 <Serenity> does doing this make you feel better about your shitty life shane? lol
33:00 <Interrupt> exactly you made it all up to sound like you had a job
33:00 <Maurice> I never said I worked on the mines
33:00 <Maurice> I worked on the pipeline
33:00 <Interrupt> Liar.
33:00 <Maurice> You are the worst stalker ever
33:00 <Serenity> Maurice did you just sneak into random kitchens n take pictures you freak?
33:00 <Interrupt> lol
33:00 <Interrupt> what pipeline ?
33:00 <Maurice> I did
34:00 <Maurice> Just to cop a feel of the backpackers junk
34:00 <Serenity> hahahaha
34:00 <Serenity> what pipeline..
34:00 <Serenity> LOL
34:00 <Serenity> fuck
34:00 <Interrupt> fat hungry jacks worker
35:00 <Maurice> I bow down to you, pz
35:00 <Maurice> You are far superior
35:00 <Interrupt> because I listen to art bell
35:00 <Serenity> next he's gonna start with. you're a loser because you have a family
35:00 <Serenity> loser
35:00 <Interrupt> well you are
35:00 <Serenity> see hahahah
36:00 <Maurice> Thats what happens when you have 4 kids to black men
36:00 <Interrupt> who starts a family that young ? especially if ya only had 1 job that was at hungry jacks
36:00 <slinky_J> Interrupt you met doctor
36:00 <Maurice> How young?
36:00 <Serenity> how young? lol
36:00 <Interrupt> slinky_J, yes
36:00 <Interrupt> few times
36:00 <Interrupt> he lives up road from me
36:00 <Serenity> i have never worked at hungry jacks
36:00 <Maurice> Now I want a whopper
37:00 <Serenity> same
37:00 <Serenity> yum
37:00 <Interrupt> Serenity, You worked at maccas Maurice worked at hungry jacks but not for long then you went on the dole and got pregnate
37:00 <Maurice> Make that 3 and a diet coke
37:00 <Maurice> I'm watching my figure
37:00 <Serenity> i have never worked at maccas
37:00 <partay> I've got a whopper
37:00 <Maurice> LOL
37:00 <Interrupt> lol
37:00 <Serenity> pregnate
37:00 <Serenity> LOL
37:00 <Interrupt> i know i made it all up
37:00 <Serenity> eff.
37:00 <Interrupt> and i cant even spell rofl
37:00 <Serenity> no really
37:00 <Interrupt> funny huh ?
38:00 <Serenity> well i was sure laughing
38:00 <Interrupt> i am
38:00 <Maurice> partay do you do deliveries?
39:00 <partay> Maurice i always deliver
39:00 <Maurice> I'll take two then
39:00 <Maurice> Thanks
39:00 <partay> I can give you 8
40:00 <Serenity> ill take 10
40:00 <Interrupt> ;|
40:00 <partay> Shadowlurker can deliver twice
41:00 <British^Meat> would doctor be embarassed to know you if you said u were just being a dick
41:00 <Serenity> this idiot cat wont get off me
41:00 <British^Meat> can we associate you with doctor now?
41:00 <Serenity> doctor and pz are bffs
41:00 <British^Meat> cool
41:00 <Interrupt> Serenity married her own brother
42:00 <Maurice> Thats hot
42:00 <Maurice> I hope she films it next time
42:00 <Interrupt> she did
42:00 <Serenity> Interrupt waits until his mum passes out every night from drinking the cooking sherry and fingers her bald fanny
42:00 <Interrupt> you got me
43:00 <Serenity> thats why she kicked him out she went to go to the toilet and found his watch up there
43:00 <Interrupt> bald fannys how did you know
43:00 <slinky_J> OH MY GLOB
43:00 <slinky_J> rose mcgowan is 40
43:00 <Interrupt> show us ya bald fanny Serenity 
43:00 <Serenity> because shes old duh.. and your pubes fall out when you're old
43:00 <slinky_J> i better put that one in the vault..
43:00 <slinky_J> gone.
43:00 <Interrupt> whats it smell like ?
44:00 <slinky_J> shes young and hot
44:00 <Serenity> tar
44:00 <Maurice> Like cum soup
44:00 <Serenity> bit like prawns mixed with bleach
44:00 <Interrupt> I remembe when Maurice worked at hungry jacks but no one ate the burgers she made
44:00 <Maurice> Thats a lie, I ate them
45:00 <Interrupt> they all complained about the burgers she made
45:00 <slinky_J> im goin back in time soon
45:00 <Maurice> Also, when I worked there you were just a mistake on your mums bedsheet
45:00 <slinky_J> this future is wack
45:00 <slinky_J> the math is all wrong
45:00 <Interrupt> slinky_J, listen to some art bell
46:00 <Interrupt> people must be freaked out at me playing this art bell lol
46:00 <Interrupt> like wtf is this guy listening to
46:00 <Interrupt> they all think im a wierdo haha
47:00 <Interrupt> its awsome
47:00 <slinky_J> NEVER
47:00 <Interrupt> i live my life like i do whatever i want
47:00 <Interrupt> thats how life should be lived
47:00 <slinky_J> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UNkd3BlncFk
47:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Califone - "Funeral Singers" Dead Oceans (Dec 15, 2009) 4:10 - Category: Music - 146,076 - 1,030 likes (99.2%), 8 dislikes (0.8%)
48:00 <Serenity> theyre freaked out because you're supposed to be quiet in the fucking library shane
48:00 <slinky_J> check this song out sezz
48:00 <slinky_J> its so so good
48:00 <Interrupt> im not in a fucken library
48:00 <Interrupt> im in my house in carine
48:00 <Serenity> your suburb changes more than that holey pair of jocks you own
49:00 <Interrupt> what suburb do you live in Serenity  ?
49:00 <Interrupt> a povo one ?
49:00 <slinky_J> a little narcotic, warm on me
49:00 <slinky_J> what will i do without the weight of you
49:00 <Serenity> yeah gosnells or armadale or something
49:00 <slinky_J> funeral singers wail
49:00 <Interrupt> lol loser
49:00 <Interrupt> your neighbours are probably boongs
49:00 <slinky_J> charity fails whose child are you now
49:00 <Interrupt> send your kids to a shitty public school they turn into drug addicts when they grow up
49:00 <Interrupt> low life cunts
49:00 <Serenity> no shane you dont live next door to me
49:00 <Interrupt> get fucked
49:00 <Interrupt> im white
50:00 <Maurice> Yeah they might end up like pz
50:00 <Serenity> hahaha
50:00 <Interrupt> im not pz anymore
50:00 <Serenity> you're whatever the fuck i tell you you are
50:00 <Maurice> How many men have you kissed this week
50:00 <Serenity> LOL
50:00 <Interrupt> none
50:00 <Maurice> Ahh well, it's still early
51:00 <Interrupt> i should go back to sleep
51:00 <Interrupt> still tired
51:00 <Serenity> did luke have soft lips?
51:00 <Interrupt> yeah they were real soft around my cock
51:00 <how_are_they> prippit
51:00 <Serenity> no no dont change the story
51:00 <Serenity> did his 4th chip touch your neck when you kissed him at that party
52:00 <Serenity> chin..
52:00 <Maurice> Your back would have made an excellent gut rest for him
52:00 <Interrupt> fuck yer
52:00 <Serenity> as you sobbed tears into his neck beard about your love for him
53:00 <Interrupt> hell yeh
53:00 <slinky_J> fart till you pandies r wet
53:00 <slinky_J> stop fighting
53:00 <Serenity> its ok you can tell me everyone just thinks im making this up right now
53:00 <slinky_J> and listen to good song
53:00 <slinky_J> bad girls BAD
53:00 <Interrupt> dont stop Serenity 
53:00 <Interrupt> im gettin off on this
53:00 <Maurice> I'm not fighting
53:00 <slinky_J> STOP PULLING YOUR SISTER'S HAIR
53:00 <Serenity> im studying and watching walking dead
53:00 <Interrupt> whip your hair back and fourth
54:00 <slinky_J> ima watch carrie later
54:00 <slinky_J> new one
54:00 <Serenity> nwq onw?'
54:00 <Serenity> ddlkgh
54:00 <Maurice> I'm playing a game
54:00 <slinky_J> lol
54:00 <Serenity> LOL i was gonna ask new one but you answered
54:00 <Serenity> its ok i liked it
54:00 <slinky_J> watched this ace movie with the same girl in it yesterday Texas Killing Fields
54:00 <slinky_J> cool ill like it then
54:00 <Interrupt> i watched desperation again few weeks ago
55:00 <Interrupt> that guy that says tac 
55:00 <slinky_J> got a scary one to watch with that Josh Dushamel
55:00 <Interrupt> hes funny
55:00 <Interrupt> finds the pot in the car
55:00 <Interrupt> bit like texas chainsaw massacre
55:00 <slinky_J> duhamel
55:00 <Interrupt> fake cop
55:00 <Interrupt> out in the middle of nowhere
55:00 <slinky_J> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scenic_Route_(film)
56:00 <Serenity> mm grape fanta
56:00 <slinky_J> all teh grapes that died
56:00 <slinky_J> amen
56:00 <Interrupt> lol Serenity drinks fanta
56:00 <Serenity> yeah what a loser
56:00 <Serenity> ...
57:00 <Interrupt> slinky_J, do you go overseas often ?
57:00 <Serenity> rottnest isnt over seas shane
57:00 <Serenity> dont pretend you go
57:00 <Interrupt> he drives on the scenic routes
57:00 <Interrupt> in europe
57:00 <Interrupt> what a playah
57:00 <Interrupt> i have been to rottnest once
58:00 <Interrupt> when i was a kid
58:00 <Interrupt> i can nearly see it out my window but anyway
59:00 <Serenity> ROFL no you can not
59:00 <Interrupt> do you know xm ?
59:00 <Floss> lol so you live on the docks?
00:00 <Interrupt> he set a quokka on fire on rottnest island
00:00 <Floss> with the cats?
00:00 <Floss> do they share fish with you?
00:00 <Serenity> thats how he gets dinner everynight
00:00 <Interrupt> i live close to the ocean
00:00 <Floss> he has to fight the dock kittys
00:00 <British^Meat> /nick 
00:00 <British^Meat> oops
00:00 <Floss> thats why hes so skinny
00:00 <Floss> they usually win
01:00 <Interrupt> could take my thongs off and catch a lobsters and crayfish crabs with them
01:00 <Serenity> hey man some of those feral cats are frightening
01:00 <Maurice> lolz pz wears thongs
01:00 <Maurice> What a loser
01:00 <Interrupt> i dont actually wear thongs
01:00 <Serenity> lol pz has no shoes
01:00 <Maurice> Uh huh
01:00 <Serenity> what a loser
01:00 <Interrupt> i have shoes 
01:00 <ATS63> http://www.smh.com.au/federal-politics/political-news/tony-abbott-set-to-equal-kevin-747s-flying-record-20140827-108v85.html
01:00 <ATS63> Who cares? Liberal party members are important
02:00 <Interrupt> i might go back to sleep
02:00 <ATS63> And deserve travel
02:00 <BlackDevil> Serenity http://img.izismile.com/img/img7/20140826/640/morning_picdump_608_640_02.jpg
02:00 <Serenity> the big carine swamp isnt the ocean btw
02:00 <Maurice> Ok, try not to wake up this time
02:00 <Interrupt> carine is shit
03:00 <Interrupt> i don't go there anymore
03:00 <Interrupt> their tavern is shit
03:00 <BlackDevil> i would click on that pic
04:00 <Interrupt> there is no good pubs in perth
04:00 <Interruptt> pz/Interrupt/lifestolen Shane McSweeney - 30 Myaree Way, Duncraig WA 6023 (08) 9448 5467 - http://imgur.com/P1OY7qn IP: 14.203.131.55 send in complaints to TPG have his account deleted
04:00 <BlackDevil> already?
04:00 <Interrupt> LOL
04:00 <Serenity> oh boy
04:00 <Interrupt> my pic is sick
04:00 <BlackDevil> not even his ip
05:00 <Serenity> you look like pieter
05:00 <Interrupt> i got servo sunnies on
05:00 <Serenity> loser
05:00 <Interrupt> brb going to go buy smokes
05:00 <Serenity> whats on your floor
05:00 <Serenity> rofl
05:00 <Interrupt> goon bags rofl
05:00 <Interrupt> thats an old pic haha
06:00 <Interrupt> im not in that room anymore though
06:00 <Floss> i feel like a strawberry milkshake
07:00 <BlackDevil> a cum milkshake
07:00 <Serenity> i made a smoothie with a bunch of berries before
07:00 <Floss> oo nice
07:00 <Floss> hey serenity i had a go at raw brownies last night
07:00 <Floss> really really nice
07:00 <BlackDevil> ATS63,  http://img.izismile.com/img/img7/20140826/640/morning_picdump_608_640_02.jpg
07:00 <Serenity> im too lazy for that shit
08:00 <Floss> its just almonds, dates and cacao powder
08:00 <Interrupt> might go to the bottleshop
08:00 <ATS63> What a capitolist bitch
08:00 <ATS63> I like it
08:00 <Serenity> date are good in cooking
08:00 <Serenity> nice n sweet
08:00 <Floss> yeah these were unreal!
09:00 <BlackDevil> ISIS demands $6.6 million ransom, release of prisoners for kidnapped Australian woman, a relief worker
09:00 <Interrupt> lol
09:00 <Interrupt> they can get fucked
09:00 <Interrupt> raghead cunts
09:00 <Floss> i blitzed the almonds till i had 2 cups of almond meal then chucked in cacao powder and dates untill it looked pretty much like nowmal brownie mix
09:00 <ShadowLurker> ROFL @ DIS CUNT
09:00 <Floss> they are sooooo good youd have no idea they were fairly healthy
09:00 <damio> she's probably only worth 2/50
09:00 <damio> 2.50
10:00 <damio> 6mil
10:00 <damio> dreaming
10:00 <BlackDevil> i bet she has been ganged raped
10:00 <damio> lucky bitch
10:00 <Serenity> did you just use a regular food processor floss
10:00 <damio> her dreams come true
10:00 <Floss> theyve put a stop to giving ransoms havent they?
10:00 <Maurice> ShadowLurker, I must ask you to stop beating your wife
10:00 <Maurice> Thanks in advance
10:00 <BlackDevil> no one does ransoms
10:00 <ShadowLurker> nah
10:00 <ShadowLurker> she loves it
10:00 <Floss> serenity yeah did the almond first, then the cacao powder which is already powder anyway but just mixes it in, then 2 cups of dates
11:00 <damio> nutribullet?
11:00 <Floss> i had some walnuts as well so i chopped them up and put them in to make them seem more like normal brownies
11:00 <ATS63> Interrupt: I know right. I'm so sick of "raghead cunts" knocking on my door preaching and trying to get me to subscribe to the lighthouse
11:00 <how_are_they> prippit
11:00 <Interrupt> i know ey dirty pinko faggots
11:00 <Interrupt> colaborators
11:00 <how_are_they> PRIPPIT'S SHED
11:00 <ATS63> Why they fight wars when they don't even have guns and shit?
11:00 <Floss> then you just press it into whatever pan you wanna use and chill it in fridge for a while then its easier to cut into squares
12:00 <Floss> fkn unreal
12:00 <Interrupt> lost cunts mate
12:00 <Interrupt> funny cause they probably dont enjoy life
12:00 <Interrupt> losers
12:00 <Interrupt> so serious all the time
12:00 <ATS63> Always trying to make the world muslim too
12:00 <ATS63> Those cunts
12:00 <Serenity> might have to give it a go
12:00 <Interrupt> yeah 
12:00 <Serenity> my mouth is watering
13:00 <ATS63> Their koran is totally war mongering
13:00 <ATS63> With rocks
13:00 <Interrupt> they want to turn the whole world islamic lol retards
13:00 <Interrupt> america should drop more bombs on the stupid fucks
13:00 <ATS63> Should clean the fucking fat out their ears
13:00 <Floss> ill take a pic of mine when i get home
13:00 <Floss> i was a bit meh about how thehy were going to taste but you would seriously not know there was dates making up the sweetness
13:00 <Interrupt> whats worse is all these muslims in sydney
14:00 <Interrupt> muslim kids thinkin they hardcore taking pics with knifes and stuff
14:00 <Interrupt> should just put a bullet in them
14:00 <Floss> its an expensive recipe but i reckon its worth it, cause the cacao powder is so intense you only need a little piece
15:00 <how_are_they> batterycat
15:00 <Serenity> hello steven
17:00 <Interrupt> hey mandyjane 
17:00 <Interrupt> come get drunk with me
17:00 <mandyjane> ok!
17:00 <Interrupt> my shout
18:00 <ATS63> lel
18:00 <ATS63> Brothers 4 life do it
18:00 <ATS63> Kind of lame
18:00 <mandyjane> where will i meet u
18:00 <ATS63> Most uneducated group of racist fucks ever
20:00 <ATS63> SPG fucked them up though, don't hear about that gang much these days :D
20:00 <mandyjane> ATS63, are you talking to someone? or just rambling?
21:00 <Serenity> lol its hard to tell these days if people are actually talking to anyone
21:00 <Serenity> or just themselves
22:00 <Interrupt> i usually talk to myself
23:00 <doctor> most of what i write here is just thoughts to myself. I suppose i could just put them into a text document, therfore i wouldn't lose it all amongst the reckless vitriol that goes on here
24:00 <Interrupt> lol
24:00 <Interrupt> no shit
24:00 <mrdanger> AN Arizona shooting instructor was accidentally shot and killed while showing a nine-year-old girl how to use an automatic Uzi, authorities said.
24:00 <mrdanger> god bless America
24:00 <mrdanger> the freedom to be an idiot
25:00 <Serenity> a 9 year old...
25:00 <mrdanger> yup
25:00 <Interrupt> isn't that child abuse ?
25:00 <mrdanger> her parents were filming it on their mobile phones
25:00 <Serenity> my daughter is 9
25:00 <Serenity> ....
25:00 <mrdanger> and the gun range said she 'fit in the required age bracket'
25:00 <mrdanger> lol
25:00 <Serenity> whatttttt
25:00 <ShadowLurker> murika
25:00 <Serenity> infants to 11 - $5.95
25:00 <mrdanger> nobody need to learn how to use a fuckin uzi
26:00 <mrdanger> poor kid
26:00 <mrdanger> shot the dude in the head
26:00 <Interrupt> most americans are armed
26:00 <mrdanger> more guns in the US than people
26:00 <Interrupt> ye
27:00 <Serenity> how is that poor child going to feel
27:00 <Interrupt> but i dont blaim them because their only protecting themself with the same thing a criminal would use on them
27:00 <ATS63> actually I just realised I was confusing b4l with adl... adl is what I meant...
27:00 <ATS63> doh
27:00 <ATS63> They're only exact opposites :D
27:00 <mrdanger> exactly Serenity
28:00 <mrdanger> I have this annoying friend who tags me in disgusting facebook posts
28:00 <mrdanger> I've got my nan on facebook ffs
28:00 <Serenity> you should turn tag approvals on
28:00 <Serenity> it wont come up unless you say so
29:00 <mrdanger> I wish I could just exclude him from being able to tag me, rather than everyone
29:00 <mrdanger> is that a thing?
29:00 <Serenity> i dont think you can do that
29:00 <Serenity> with approvals you can decline his tags though
30:00 <mrdanger> might have to do that I guess
31:00 <Serenity> i had to do it because apparently morons dont understand having family on fb
31:00 <Maurice> What kind of disgusting posts
31:00 <Timmo> Ladies
32:00 <Serenity> i hope its porn
34:00 <Maurice> What ladies
35:00 <ATS63> mrdanger: just tag your nan on some of thse posts
35:00 <ATS63> https://www.facebook.com/ADLOfficialLeagueINC1
35:00 <Timmo> Let's pretend. 
35:00 <Maurice> Ok
35:00 <Maurice> Role play?
36:00 <Timmo> Hat*
37:00 <Maurice> I can only do 10 mins though
37:00 <Maurice> After that I have to depart to go to the pub
37:00 <Timmo> Pub lunch? 
37:00 <Maurice> Yep
37:00 <ShadowLurker> shes gunna go get beat up out front of it
37:00 <Timmo> Yum. 
37:00 <Maurice> Fingers crossed, ShadowLurker
38:00 <Timmo> lol lovely. 
38:00 <ShadowLurker> a feed n flogging
38:00 <Timmo> I haven't had a pub lunch for ages. I'm jealous. 
38:00 <Maurice> We pretty much go once a week
39:00 <Timmo> Swap you for my Indian curry tuna roll?
39:00 <Timmo> Will have to take Ethan and K on the weekend. 
39:00 <Serenity> bloody hell this cat is killing my leg
39:00 <Maurice> Eww tuna, no thanks
40:00 <Timmo> What do you get Maurice?
40:00 <ShadowLurker> he is 75kg
40:00 <Maurice> Depends, last week I got a burger
40:00 <ShadowLurker> course hes gunna kill ur leg
40:00 <Maurice> Week before I got steak with garlic sauce
40:00 <Maurice> Lol 75
40:00 <Timmo> Kitty wants cuddles?
41:00 <Timmo> Ethan always goes the chicken shnity. 
41:00 <slinky_J> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QSpeWAl_tT8
41:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Califone - Spider's House (Nov 30, 2006) 3:47 - Category: Music - 20,987 -
41:00 <Serenity> yeah apparently i have cat bed tattood on me
41:00 <Maurice> Sometimes I get a parma
42:00 <Maurice> Mines sitting in the window being Mrs Mangle
42:00 <slinky_J> i have SPIT FIRST tat'd on me
42:00 <slinky_J> guess where
42:00 <slinky_J> ;)
42:00 <Timmo> Ethan loves Parma, but only how k does it. 
44:00 <Timmo> Serenity: Ranga rarely comes for pats so you take them when he does even though you end up with more fur on you than he has. 
45:00 <Timmo> Maurice: What do you think you're keen for today? 
45:00 <Maurice> I'm thinking a burger
46:00 <Timmo> Hmmmm burger. 
46:00 <Maurice> HAHA this kid https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=10154555648990204
47:00 <Timmo> Is that the video where his dad mows over his games?
47:00 <Maurice> Nope
47:00 <Maurice> Little girl doing the ice bucket challenge
47:00 <Timmo> Oh *spoiler alert*
48:00 <Maurice> Ok beer time, back later
50:00 <Timmo> I've got one in my feed of a dad who takes all his sons games and writes on his whiteboard GET A LIFE GET A JOB and then mows over all his xbox games. He loses it. 
51:00 <Timmo> Would you lose your shit if someone rode a lawn mower over your 7 PS4's slinky_J?
51:00 <Interrupt> so i had a lay on the couch
51:00 <Interrupt> and im thinking
51:00 <Interrupt> ill buy vodka
52:00 <Timmo> Store it in the freezer. 
52:00 <Interrupt> dont know what to mix with it though
52:00 <Interrupt> bit sick of coke
52:00 <Timmo> I wish I knew that as a teen. Warm vodka burps are terrible. 
53:00 <Interrupt> make ice with it ?
53:00 <Timmo> Vodka doesn't freeze. 
54:00 <Timmo> Stays a liquid. 
54:00 <Timmo> Ice cold shots. 
54:00 <slinky_J> mmmm
54:00 <slinky_J> yum
54:00 <Interrupt> mix like kalua or somerthing with it
54:00 <Interrupt> russians
54:00 <slinky_J> mix cocaine with it
55:00 <Interrupt> yer
55:00 <slinky_J> xD
55:00 <Interrupt> i need a pick me up
55:00 <Interrupt> mix the cocaine with some heroin
55:00 <Q{> this is the grossest thing ever
55:00 <Q{> http://www.essentialbaby.com.au/pregnancy/pregnancy-health/doctors-remove-foetus-from-medical-marvel-after-36-years-20140826-3ecjw.html#utm_source=FD&utm_medium=lifeandstylepuff&utm_campaign=ectopic
55:00 <Timmo> Getting a little carried away now. 
56:00 <Interrupt> not really
56:00 <Interrupt> heroin is the softest drug there is
56:00 <slinky_J> smack that vodcaron
01:00 <doctor> there was one a few years back, in india aswell, but it was a stone baby
02:00 <slinky_J> oi
02:00 <slinky_J> was it made of s-s-stone
02:00 <doctor> well something resembling stone
03:00 <slinky_J> a cute widdle baby stone buddhisatva
03:00 <doctor> good for soups i'd imagine
06:00 <mandyjane> slinky_J sshh
08:00 <[Maverick]> fuckarses
19:00 <Interrupt> got russian vodka
19:00 <Interrupt> can't read the brand cause its in russian
20:00 <Floss> ive been going the tequila sunrises a bit lately
21:00 <Interrupt> i just had a shot of it 
21:00 <Interrupt> im not mixing it with coke
21:00 <Interrupt> drank too many premix jim beams last night and felt like i was gonna die this morning
22:00 <Interrupt> too much coke
22:00 <Interrupt> and beer and wine can get fucked from now on
22:00 <Interrupt> i drink russian vodka
22:00 <Interrupt> for mother russia
23:00 <slinky_J> lol
23:00 <Interrupt> pretty nice and sunny outside
23:00 <damio> is the label in cyrillic?
23:00 <Interrupt> its warmed up
24:00 <Interrupt> yer
24:00 <Interrupt> im so drunk
24:00 <Interrupt> im a fall asleep now
24:00 <damio> why?
24:00 <Interrupt> never wake up
24:00 <damio> that'll be the day
24:00 <Interrupt> oh might look at porn once more
25:00 <BlackDevil> eww porn
25:00 <Interrupt> fuck yer
25:00 <BlackDevil> shit it gross
25:00 <Interrupt> animal porn
25:00 <Interrupt> turtles
26:00 <slinky_J> this is BlackDevil irl https://scontent-b-dfw.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/10603537_810634975655912_365496756616787042_n.jpg?oh=63601a22680f7ab2e32948fd897fc076&oe=545E8212
26:00 <slinky_J> i can see ur snatch
26:00 <BlackDevil> so?
26:00 <slinky_J> wana fuck in the toilets?
27:00 <BlackDevil> in the bowl or the tank?
27:00 <slinky_J> tank
27:00 <BlackDevil> fuck yea
27:00 <Lumeah> On the roll. :p
27:00 <damio> rub the urinal cake over your snatch
28:00 <Lumeah> Pee on him. 
28:00 <BlackDevil> toilets dont have urinal cake
29:00 <Lumeah> Lol 
29:00 <BlackDevil> i love golden showers
30:00 <damio> it burns wen i piss how about i piss on u with my infected urine
31:00 <damio> beg for it
31:00 <slinky_J> lolol
33:00 <Interrupt> i got al capone shot glass
33:00 <Interrupt> hes got a tommy gun
35:00 <Moke> rub the urinal cake on your snatch u fucking bogan cunt
36:00 <Moke> you would eat the fucking thing to u filthy mutt
36:00 <Floss> crikey there is some potty mouths here today
36:00 <Interrupt> apparently this vodka is made by the best scientist in russia
37:00 <Floss> how are you drinking at lunch time on a wednesday
37:00 <Interrupt> i am ?
37:00 <Interrupt> i can do what i want
37:00 <slinky_J> lol
38:00 <Interrupt> ill smash the bottle over your head
38:00 <Interrupt> thats what i was thinkin on the way home
38:00 <Floss> oh ok do that
38:00 <Interrupt> when this guy looked at me
38:00 <Floss> ill wait.
39:00 <Floss> i love physical threats over the internet
39:00 <Floss> for the realism
39:00 <Interrupt> haha yeah fun isnt it
39:00 <Interrupt> harmless 
39:00 <Interrupt> but apparently making threats is illegal
39:00 <Interrupt> cops came to my house once
41:00 <Floss> cool story bro
41:00 <Interrupt> i threw bottles at them
41:00 <Floss> thats so brave and smart
41:00 <Lumeah> You glassed them ahy bro
42:00 <Lumeah> Thought em a lesson 
42:00 <Interrupt> bottled their panel van
42:00 <Interrupt> then they put me in it
43:00 <Lumeah> Lol ntbr
47:00 <Floss> i made a sign like a big boy
47:00 <Interrupt> i should order pizza tonight
47:00 <Interrupt> im sure the delivery driver wont jack off on it in the car on the way to my house
47:00 <how_are_they> prippit
48:00 <xm> prippit
48:00 <how_are_they> p r i p p i t
48:00 <xm> mother prippit tear's
48:00 <xm> [prippit]
48:00 <Prippit> Prippit
49:00 <Prippit> fluffy & pieteo and juliet
49:00 <xm> such a modern masterpiece take on it
50:00 <xm> english lit majors are studying it m8
50:00 <Prippit> they're flowing into the scene
50:00 <Prippit> like frothy maltose
50:00 <Prippit> the shattered teapot knows no bounds
52:00 <xm> it's chased and molested by a pack of hounds
52:00 <Interrupt> xm lit a quokka on fire on rottnest island
52:00 <Prippit> SHIELD KNIGHT REQUIEM
52:00 <Interrupt> played soccer with it
52:00 <Prippit> xm's foray into 8 bit music
52:00 <xm> Interrupt, i sure did. it was dead and i gave it a viking funeral
53:00 <Prippit> [][][][][][] pick a box, one of them contains a low density floppy disk full of amiga samples
53:00 <Prippit> all the others have cocaine
53:00 <Interrupt> i pick the one on the end
53:00 <Interrupt> what i get what i get
53:00 <Prippit> a
53:00 <Prippit> fucking
53:00 <Prippit> DOG
54:00 <Interrupt> A PUPPY!!!!!!
54:00 <Interrupt> what i get what i get
54:00 <Prippit> WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF
54:00 <xm> the cute little fucker was so cute during rigor mortis. i put him on a ship and pushed him away from the shore. and watched as the fire consumed him from the distance and set his soul free to be with his mates in Valhalla
54:00 <xm> Prippit, there's an Amiga awetist that hangs around here these days
55:00 <xm> uses MorphOS in a mac mini and fires up if anyone attacks Amiga
55:00 <Prippit> ah yes, garrosh hellscream
55:00 <Prippit> i know him
55:00 <xm> Melb?
55:00 <xm> probably him
55:00 <xm> into happy hardcore and all that
55:00 <xm> he's quite a character
56:00 <Prippit> the sampler
56:00 <xm> someone said they were going to remove the SID chip and he reacted like he heard someone was going to organ harvest a relative
56:00 <Serenity> wheres mrdanger gone
56:00 <Serenity> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cfMzK7QwfrU
56:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: 9-year-old girl accidentally kills shooting instructor with Uzi (Aug 26, 2014) 0:28 - Category: News & Politics - 62,899 - 188 likes (32.1%), 397 dislikes (67.9%)
57:00 <xm> one must admire such enthusiasm for old hardware
57:00 <Prippit> he gets into intense debates about 8 bit vs 16 bit sampling (as in -128/128 height velocity vs -33170/33170)
57:00 <xm> lollllllllllll
57:00 <Prippit> since 8 bit samples have that kind of disgusting hiss
57:00 <Prippit> same way people like
57:00 <Prippit> crt monitors
57:00 <Prippit> OH IT HAS TO BE A CRT
57:00 <Prippit> WITH PAL
57:00 <Prippit> MATE
57:00 <Prippit> I CAN'T HAVE IT ANY OTHER WAY
58:00 <Prippit> OR MY AUTISM EXPLODES
58:00 <xm> VECTREX OR GTFO
58:00 <Prippit> [][][][][][][][][] cocaine box
58:00 <xm> m8 baby milk formula smuggling into china is all the rage now
59:00 <xm> they're even hiding it inside pirated DVD covers as red herrings
59:00 <xm> true story bro
59:00 <Prippit> it actually is
59:00 <Prippit> since no one trusts chinese baby formula since it's all poison
59:00 <Prippit> drug blast
00:00 <Interrupt> lol
00:00 <Interrupt> GBH
00:00 <xm> SET BLASTER=A220 SOMETHING SOMETHING SOMETHING SEN SEN SEN
00:00 <Prippit> I7 D3 T2
00:00 <xm> u awetistic fuk
00:00 <Prippit> AWE32tistic
00:00 <xm> lollllll
00:00 <Prippit> now with wavetable synth
01:00 <Prippit> so you can pretend to have a ROLAND MT-32
01:00 <Prippit> for $80
01:00 <Interrupt> fancy a bum later ?
02:00 <xm> burn a hole thru the disk to double the capacity
02:00 <Prippit> OPL-FM SID
02:00 <xm> oldskool trix
02:00 <xm> it is the asian way
02:00 <Interrupt> put some of the red stuff off matches on the disk
02:00 <xm> yeah i read about htat
02:00 <xm> does it work?
02:00 <Interrupt> they put the disk in the drive and it blows up
02:00 <Interrupt> also you can fill syringes with super glue
02:00 <Prippit> all they did was solder off the SID chips from commodore 64s and attach them to the original sound blasters (non-pros)
03:00 <xm> wasnt there nail polish too
03:00 <Interrupt> put it in door locks
03:00 <Interrupt> yeah
03:00 <Interrupt> shit they dont want you to know about
03:00 <Prippit> it was a dog operation!
03:00 <Prippit> they were all barking mad
03:00 <Interrupt> i used to leave like floppy disks just laying around my school
03:00 <Prippit> WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF
03:00 <Interrupt> with trojans left on them
03:00 <xm> you werent a true h4x0r in 1990s unless you read the terrorist handback religiously like a paki studying the koran
04:00 <Prippit> you weren't a true hacker unless you made demos with raster bars
04:00 <Interrupt> i can give you a video that shows you how to make c4 plastic explosive
04:00 <Prippit> you needed at least 20 raster bars
04:00 <Prippit> or you were fucked!
04:00 <Interrupt> its fucking easy to make
04:00 <Interrupt> military grade c4
04:00 <Prippit> FUCKED IN THE HEAD WITH A INT 4H MEMORY ALLOCATION
04:00 <xm> m8
04:00 <xm> sinewaves
04:00 <Interrupt> all you would have to do is leave some c4 somewhere and in summer it would heat up and explode
04:00 <Interrupt> gets so hot in summer
05:00 <xm> that makes sense. summer does get hot
05:00 <xm> do you wear a jumper
05:00 <Interrupt> leave it on a roof somewhere
05:00 <xm> on the motherboard
05:00 <Interrupt> throw a bunch of bags of fertilizer and car batteries and petrol with it
05:00 <Interrupt> fuck knows what would happen
05:00 <Interrupt> wouldnt try it
05:00 <xm> im starting to suspect you started the carine tavern sign fire
06:00 <Interrupt> yeh that was a good one
06:00 <Prippit> shield knight
06:00 <Interrupt> they will never get that sign back lol
07:00 <Interrupt> too bad it didn't catch onto the pub and burn the whole thing down
07:00 <Interrupt> that would have been awsome
09:00 <Prippit> bucklers and bonnets
09:00 <Prippit> and courage under fire
12:00 <xm> shakespeare sonnets
12:00 <xm> drive our desire
12:00 <xm> https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/electro-rush/id863704236
12:00 <xm> da master
13:00 <Prippit> rofl
13:00 <Prippit> ~shads' shitty channel~
14:00 <xm> https://soundcloud.com/wayned-2
14:00 <xm> updated
14:00 <Prippit> it's like visiting goatse.cx
14:00 <Prippit> might as well
14:00 <Prippit> no difference really
14:00 <xm> Analogue Church striking back again! This time with some loud and banging “Thunder” that will make you jump. It’s perfect for large crowds and festivals because of its simple catchy melodies with heavy energetic bass lines. This is certainly why it will be one of the most played albums this summer and a crowd favorite.
14:00 <xm> The Analogue Church sound that everyone recognizes is only getting bigger and better to compensate for the larger crowds they playing for with one thing in mind; making the crowd go crazy!
15:00 <Prippit> so what ost wins the 2014 autism award?
15:00 <Prippit> i was thinking darren korb's autism blast with his work with transistor
17:00 <xm> full blastion
17:00 <Prippit> blastion!
17:00 <Prippit> that was 2011
17:00 <Prippit> good soundtrack too
17:00 <xm> what do you think of DOTA II
17:00 <xm> the game that is
18:00 <xm> i dont even recall its OST at all 
18:00 <xm> if it even had one
18:00 <Prippit> i have 7.6 hours on it according to steam
18:00 <Prippit> i don't even remember that
18:00 <xm> someone made me play it and it bored me to shits
18:00 <xm> game rape
18:00 <Prippit> dog rape
19:00 <Prippit> STEEL THY SHOVEL
20:00 <slinky_J> movie raepz
21:00 <slinky_J> im gonna sing a brand new song ahem, ah 1 ah 2
21:00 <slinky_J> LA LA LA LA, LA LA LAAAA
21:00 <slinky_J> werd
21:00 <slinky_J> i call it spider kittens
24:00 <TheRiddler> hallo
24:00 <Interrupt> PIZZA!!!!!!!!!
26:00 <Interrupt> Where did Maurice go ?
27:00 <Doodle> who can tell
27:00 <Doodle> where does anything go
27:00 <Doodle> and when its gone it has to be somewhere so it isn't really gone
28:00 <Interrupt> get fucked
28:00 <Doodle> lol
29:00 <milk> like a lost bike/
29:00 <milk> ?
29:00 <Doodle> are you calling Maurice the channel bike
29:00 <Interrupt> village bicycle
32:00 <Adonis> cycle
32:00 <Prippit> the shattered reactor
33:00 <Prippit> blown vessel
37:00 <xm> prippit in a hazmat suit
37:00 <xm> shall save the day
37:00 <xm> with extra cotton padding
37:00 <xm> to block 99% of all gamma
38:00 <Interrupt> i should take pics of the pizzas tonight
38:00 <Interrupt> show you all
38:00 <xm> awe-some
38:00 <xm> give me some
38:00 <Interrupt> hoping they have prawns
38:00 <xm> can you set the prawns on fire
38:00 <xm> they're dead already it wont be cruel
39:00 <xm> get out the bic
39:00 <Interrupt> i got a little yellow bic
39:00 <xm> do you smoke bro
39:00 <Interrupt> winfield blue bro
40:00 <Interrupt> might have to get these pizzas delivered tonight
40:00 <Interrupt> as i have no car
40:00 <xm> with dominos ya can get split pizzas 50/50 different styles
40:00 <xm> like ya personality
40:00 <Interrupt> not that i would ever be able to legally drive
40:00 <xm> why not?
40:00 <Interrupt> whats the point in that ?
41:00 <Interrupt> why not just get more than 1 pizza
41:00 <xm> variety
41:00 <xm> depends on who else is eating too
41:00 <Interrupt> thats pretty cool actually
41:00 <Interrupt> wonder if greenwood pizza would deliver
41:00 <Interrupt> theyre good ones
41:00 <xm> for a minimum order of $50
42:00 <xm> just order heaps of dr pepper and garlic bread to make the numbers
42:00 <xm> ok it says $6 delivery charge
42:00 <xm> for your area
43:00 <Interrupt> im gonna order from them tonight
43:00 <xm> lines close at 9:15pm
43:00 <xm> so get off the phone with John before
43:00 <Interrupt> they are the best pizzas in perth 
43:00 <xm> must be. their wwebsite is shit
43:00 <Interrupt> NEW PIZZA -- BBQ BEEF
43:00 <Interrupt> Baby Spinach, Mushroom, Roasted Capsicum and Marinated Beef Strips with a swirl of BBQ Sauce
43:00 <xm> they have to make up for it somehow
43:00 <Interrupt> PHWOAR
44:00 <Interrupt> lol yeh
44:00 <Interrupt> Garlic Prawn
44:00 <Interrupt> Large Garlic marinated Prawns
44:00 <Interrupt> Baby Spinach, Fetta Cheese & Cherry Tomatoes
44:00 <xm> they list 3 sizes but there isnt a standardisation with them with all places right
44:00 <Interrupt> The Works
44:00 <Interrupt> Ham, pepperoni, onion, capsicum, pineapple, mushrooms
44:00 <Interrupt> fresh tomato, bacon, olives, anchovies, cheese
44:00 <xm> i demand standardisation of pizza sizes 
45:00 <Interrupt> there is traditional and gourmet
45:00 <xm> with 'Jumbo' being manhole cover sized
45:00 <Interrupt> Suburbs we deliver to:
45:00 <Interrupt> ($6 Delivery Charge)
45:00 <Interrupt> Greenwood, Warwick, Hamersley, Duncraig, Carine, Kingsley, Madeley, Marangaroo, Girrawheen
45:00 <Interrupt> fucken sweet
45:00 <Interrupt> dominos can go suck a fat cock
46:00 <xm> that's a bit odd as i thought Girrawheen and Marangaroo are a bit far from the rest
46:00 <Interrupt> these pizzas are much better
46:00 <Interrupt> yer no shit
46:00 <Adonis> mmmm pizza
46:00 <Interrupt> nah actually
46:00 <Interrupt> girrawheen is just down at waneroo rd
46:00 <Adonis> would it be shit if i ordered a pizza to the gym?
46:00 <Interrupt> prolly closer than duncraig
46:00 <Interrupt> Adonis, not at all
46:00 <Interrupt> gotta eat bro
46:00 <Adonis> i've done it before
46:00 <Adonis> people gave me evils
46:00 <Interrupt> what else you gonna do ?
46:00 <xm> Adonis, people would order them to mental wards all the time
47:00 <Interrupt> can people in prison order pizza ?
47:00 <Interrupt> lol
47:00 <xm> although it would have been quite hard to navigate through a place like Graylands even during the day
47:00 <xm> for a specific place
48:00 <Interrupt> should i get a jumbo or family size ?
48:00 <xm> get the largest
48:00 <Adonis> well I'm trying to lose weight for comp, however I've just had a reaction to penicillin and I've been put on cortisol, so my muscle is gonna break down, I need to make sure I have enough calories to support my muscle lol
48:00 <Interrupt> ill probably only be able to eat 1 pizza ill save the other for tomorrow
48:00 <xm> because it will look more impressive for the photo you'll upload for #melb
48:00 <Interrupt> yeh ill take pics
48:00 <xm> Adonis, are there divisions?
49:00 <xm> or is it just for aesthetics
49:00 <xm> im not familiar with the comps
49:00 <Interrupt> got an inbuilt camera on my sony vaio
49:00 <Adonis> I do divisions
49:00 <Interrupt> thats all
49:00 <Interrupt> but im not on the sony vaio
49:00 <Interrupt> im on the toshiba
49:00 <xm> but a friend was in tae kwan do comps and would spend heaps of time sweating out water in a sauna etc to try to make the lower divisions
49:00 <Interrupt> i did kung fu in balcatta
50:00 <Interrupt> u know where that is xm
50:00 <xm> was that ran by a viet
50:00 <Interrupt> no
50:00 <Interrupt> aussie guy but he had lived in china
50:00 <xm> HehahEHhaheh
50:00 <xm> did he have an Asian wife?
51:00 <Interrupt> yer
51:00 <Interrupt> pretty sure
51:00 <xm> did he have a pony tail?
51:00 <Interrupt> i remember one of them did
51:00 <Interrupt> i was only 14 when i did it
51:00 <xm> you sure it wasnt Steven Seagull
51:00 <Interrupt> hahaha
51:00 <Interrupt> pretty close
51:00 <Interrupt> i wouldn't want to fuck with him though
52:00 <Interrupt> he'd prolly kill u with 1 punch
52:00 <xm> have you seen that tiny 'ninja' that goes around perth dressed in all black with that 6'3 blonde
52:00 <xm> he looks 4'10
52:00 <xm> supposedly a martial arts expert
53:00 <xm> he's always walking around the CBD
53:00 <Interrupt> i dont hang around the CBD anymore
53:00 <Interrupt> too dodgy
53:00 <xm> i wouldnt at night
53:00 <xm> well
53:00 <xm> not the northbridgish areas
53:00 <Interrupt> i used to but then i got attacked
53:00 <xm> did you remember any of the kung fu moves from when you were 14
54:00 <xm> or did IRC make you forget all that
54:00 <Interrupt> nar i didnt want to bother try puttin on a big show
54:00 <Interrupt> its not worth it
54:00 <xm> especially if they're in a group
54:00 <Interrupt> but i blocked all their punches and shit
54:00 <xm> sik
55:00 <xm> any ice balls
55:00 <Interrupt> huh?
55:00 <Interrupt> yer anyway i rekon i got the right idea man
56:00 <Interrupt> greenwood pizza
56:00 <Interrupt> you gotta try them one day man theyre the best
56:00 <xm> http://s1176.photobucket.com/user/deanshep85/media/sub-zero.jpg.html
56:00 <xm> so you've always dined in previously?
57:00 <Interrupt> what you mean
57:00 <Interrupt> i haven't ordered pizza in ages
57:00 <Interrupt> never from greenwood
57:00 <xm> because you havent had it delivered before, you say you dont drive, and you also said it's da best
57:00 <Interrupt> yer my mum used to pick them up for me
57:00 <xm> ah ok
57:00 <Interrupt> but shes overseas
58:00 <xm> which country
58:00 <Interrupt> and my dog is staying at her friends house
58:00 <Interrupt> spain
58:00 <xm> tell her to visit  Marttin
58:00 <Interrupt> i got her email address
58:00 <Interrupt> but her fone dont have roaming
58:00 <Interrupt> she rekons she dont understand about getting roaming on her mobile overseas
58:00 <xm> i dont understand it either
59:00 <Prippit> blown
59:00 <Interrupt> but its cool livin here alone
59:00 <Interrupt> hate having to live with other people
59:00 <Prippit> the leaking reactor
59:00 <Serenity> is that why you're so pissy lately, mum left you?
59:00 <xm> is fixed by covering it with heaps of used kitty litter
00:00 <xm> prippit's accumulation
00:00 <xm> prippit's generosity
00:00 <xm> prippit's courage
02:00 <Prippit> PRIPPIT
02:00 <Prippit> prippit in a cat suit
02:00 <Prippit_In_A_HAZMAT_Suit> the cat sat on the hazmat. put it on and that's that
02:00 <Prippit> prippit's pristine shed
02:00 <Prippit> the redlining reactor at its peak 200 megawatt output
02:00 <Prippit_In_A_HAZMAT_Suit> barrels of nuclear waste
02:00 <Prippit> add more cats to the fire
03:00 <Prippit> welcome to the HEV mark Prippit
03:00 <Prippit> for use in hazardous
03:00 <Prippit> environment
03:00 <Prippit> conditions
06:00 <Prippit_In_A_HAZMAT_Suit> prippit requests backup. volunteers plz
06:00 <Prippit_In_A_HAZMAT_Suit> http://cdn.strictlyrandl.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/Beastie-Boys.jpg
11:00 <TheRiddler> https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=684703691620717 lol wtf
14:00 <doctor> i lend my support to whatever cause it is that XM is promoting
14:00 <doctor> BURN DOWN THE HOSPITAL!
17:00 <Prippit_In_A_HAZMAT_Suit> my cause is to cause the destruction of all authority and state infrastructure. i am the subverter and perverter of all things traditional
18:00 <Prippit_In_A_HAZMAT_Suit> let's start by increasing the number of office staff in hospitals
19:00 <Prippit_In_A_HAZMAT_Suit> the more pencil pushers da better
19:00 <Prippit_In_A_HAZMAT_Suit> let's also given the doctors hand writing lessons to make their writing even more illegible
20:00 <TheRiddler> loll
20:00 <Prippit_In_A_HAZMAT_Suit> it is an ancient art akin to calligraphy going back to hippocrates
26:00 <Prippit_In_A_HAZMAT_Suit> it's time for some home made pizza. might use some of the mysterious meat from the tupperware container that doctor came over with last night. he bolted when he heard the cop sirens. brb - lunch
27:00 <ATS63> cunce
28:00 <ATS63> I mean hi
32:00 <ATS63> I wanna see your bum
33:00 <ATS63> I dont care what you say
33:00 <ATS63> No I dont have feelings
33:00 <ATS63> Cause feelings are gay
33:00 <ATS63> Something something in the month of may
33:00 <ATS63> Bitches love my penis cause its really big
34:00 <TheRiddler> http://i.imgur.com/mXItP.jpg that's not how you hold a brush
41:00 <Interrupt> ew
41:00 <Interrupt> does she think thats hot 
46:00 <ATS63> Needs a stroke
49:00 <Interrupt> hey milk
50:00 <milk> heya
51:00 <Doodle> nice day for it
53:00 <Prippit> nice day for prippit to stalk your yard
53:00 <Prippit> the fuckin DOGS
53:00 <Prippit> scouting out a new hit
54:00 <Doodle> nothing in my yard except grass and a dead rose bush
54:00 <Prippit> a perfect buried ground for the next victim
54:00 <Doodle> you know it
56:00 <Rak> you are it
03:00 <mandyjane> hi Rak
03:00 <Prippit_In_A_HAZMAT_Suit> the perfect place to bury a dead body is in a nuclear waste yard
03:00 <Prippit_In_A_HAZMAT_Suit> in a barrel m8
04:00 <Prippit_In_A_HAZMAT_Suit> with a bright yellow label
04:00 <Rak> heya mandyj
04:00 <Prippit> the chernobyl zone
04:00 <TheRon> what about a barrell in south australia?
04:00 <Prippit_In_A_HAZMAT_Suit> skull and bones quite accurate
04:00 <Rak> yes in this day and age of global terorism i'm sure no one's watching a nuclear material storage facility
04:00 <Prippit> reactor
05:00 <Prippit> prippit's concern
05:00 <TheRon> let us bomb the midfdle east so that not even an ant could survive
05:00 <Prippit_In_A_HAZMAT_Suit> prippit's courage
05:00 <Prippit_In_A_HAZMAT_Suit> prippit's determination
05:00 <Prippit_In_A_HAZMAT_Suit> prippit's ambition
06:00 <Prippit> prippit's bag
06:00 <Prippit_In_A_HAZMAT_Suit> of plutonium
07:00 <mandyjane> how u rak
07:00 <Prippit_In_A_HAZMAT_Suit> he's OK
08:00 <Prippit_In_A_HAZMAT_Suit> u r safe to continue conversing with him
08:00 <TheRon> richie benaud is gonna commentate from his loung room this summer
08:00 <mandyjane> LOL
08:00 <mandyjane> i dont need your approval cuntface
09:00 <mandyjane> sit down and stfu
09:00 <Rak> yeh i'm ok.  been off mon and tues cos i was sick
09:00 <Rak> how have you been?
09:00 <Prippit_In_A_HAZMAT_Suit> i heard you want to work in community service. you have to work around regulations and compliance
09:00 <Prippit_In_A_HAZMAT_Suit> this is not a good start, mandyjane 
10:00 <mandyjane> fuck what you heard
10:00 <Prippit_In_A_HAZMAT_Suit> your vhost suggests you're apathetic
10:00 <Prippit_In_A_HAZMAT_Suit> also not a good sign
10:00 <Prippit_In_A_HAZMAT_Suit> da fuq ya heard
10:00 <mandyjane> thats not good about being sick babe.. i was crook all last week and still having asthma attacks in the night
11:00 <Rak> you have asthma?
11:00 <TheRon> nrogs have so many uses
11:00 <Rak> norgs?
11:00 <Prippit_In_A_HAZMAT_Suit> the cure for asthma is to put a peg on ya nose
11:00 <Prippit_In_A_HAZMAT_Suit> instant cure
11:00 <mandyjane> hey Prippit_In_A_HAZMAT_Suit
11:00 <Prippit_In_A_HAZMAT_Suit> all the olympic swimmers do it
11:00 <mandyjane> http://media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com/236x/29/9e/73/299e736f2caea34c056bff18a9548d1a.jpg
11:00 <Prippit_In_A_HAZMAT_Suit> try it
11:00 <Prippit_In_A_HAZMAT_Suit> that looks like a virus
11:00 <Prippit_In_A_HAZMAT_Suit> not clicking
11:00 <Prippit_In_A_HAZMAT_Suit> i work in IT i know those dodgy extentsions: jpg
12:00 <mandyjane> its a fucking .jpg file idiot
12:00 <mandyjane> apparently so Rak... i didnt know this until last week either
12:00 <mandyjane> hoping its not perm :(
12:00 <Prippit_In_A_HAZMAT_Suit> no it has lots of nondescript numbers that seem to go from 0 to 9 and a to f for some strange reason
12:00 <TheRon> norgs can get chicks off speeding tickets
12:00 <TheRon> they hypnotize men
12:00 <Rak> and get men off
13:00 <TheRon> you can sleep on norgs
13:00 <Prippit_In_A_HAZMAT_Suit> look i got a lot of important cat gifs on this PC i dont want to lose it because of your silly games and viruses
13:00 <mandyjane> k
13:00 <Interrupt> mandyjane !!!
13:00 <Interrupt> mandyjane, eat healthy
13:00 <Interrupt> oranges and bannanas
13:00 <Rak> did you see a doctor about your asthma?
14:00 <TheRon> i'm watching utopia tonight, love that show
14:00 <mandyjane> yeah he give me the puffer thing
14:00 <mandyjane> i dont think i have actual asthma
15:00 <Rak> which season are you in, TheRon?
15:00 <mandyjane> i just think the infection was in the same area of my respritory system which can cause asthma attacks
15:00 <Rak> yeh that'd suck
15:00 <mandyjane> or attacks that are similar to asthma attacks
15:00 <Rak> the boob area?
15:00 <mandyjane> ;) yes
15:00 <TheRon> season?
15:00 <Rak> season of utopia
15:00 <TheRon> 1st
15:00 <mandyjane> how about you go put on that white coat and come give me a check up
15:00 <TheRon> with rob sitch
16:00 <Rak> want me to put on the gloves and stethoscope too?
16:00 <TheRon> mandyjane i'm not a gynaecologist but i'll have a look
16:00 <mandyjane> me neither TheRon but i know a cunt when i see one
17:00 <Rak> do you have a white coat?
17:00 <mandyjane> dont bother getting too dressed up Rak
17:00 <mandyjane> i dont. i have a hospital gown tho
17:00 <Rak> when am i ever ;)
17:00 <mandyjane> hahaha very true
17:00 <Rak> the kind that open in the back?
17:00 <mandyjane> yes
17:00 <Rak> perfect
17:00 <mandyjane> *fistpump
18:00 <TheRon> get out of my dreams, and get into my car
19:00 <FredFlinstone> no wy
20:00 <TheRon> FredFlinstone: looks like you fave player is going around again
20:00 <TheRon> brock mcclean
22:00 <TheRon> brock has been playing footy for 29 years
22:00 <FredFlinstone> lol
22:00 <TheRon> but he's only 28, that should tell you how much he loves footy
23:00 <FredFlinstone> too friggin slow
23:00 <Interrupt> bust a move
23:00 <TheRon> funky cold medina
23:00 <Interrupt> oh yeh
23:00 <Interrupt> sirens
23:00 <Interrupt> i hear police sirens
23:00 <Interrupt> come get me
24:00 <Interrupt> wheres my vodka
24:00 <FredFlinstone> getting the van friday TheRon
24:00 <Interrupt> shove some diet coke in my vodka nuffin sus ere
24:00 <TheRon> how long till the wife tells you to piss off?
24:00 <FredFlinstone> lmao
25:00 <Interrupt> i dunno
25:00 <Interrupt> 10 years
25:00 <FredFlinstone> hopefully straight away
25:00 <Interrupt> lol
25:00 <Interrupt> u wish
25:00 <FredFlinstone> I do
25:00 <partay> Interrupt never go full retard
25:00 <Interrupt> partay, better join it then
25:00 <Interrupt> partys at my house tonight
26:00 <TheRon> supplies?
26:00 <partay> Slooder party
26:00 <TheRon> crack weed?
26:00 <Interrupt> THE WHOLE SHEEEBANGGGGGG
26:00 <partay> Tom foil hats
26:00 <TheRon> disease free hookers?
26:00 <Interrupt> bring mandyjane with you
26:00 <partay> Ewwww
26:00 <Interrupt> ill get another bottle of russian vodka
26:00 <Interrupt> we can have a mad party
26:00 <Interrupt> wake up cunts
27:00 <Prippit_In_A_HAZMAT_Suit> is there irish vodka
27:00 <Interrupt> there is whatever you want at my house
27:00 <Prippit_In_A_HAZMAT_Suit> maybe their famine was caused by fermenting them all
27:00 <Interrupt> you can come over if you want
27:00 <partay> Picard will go
27:00 <partay> He has no friends
28:00 <Prippit_In_A_HAZMAT_Suit> he'll use your wireless and come on as romper and get you banned perm
29:00 <partay> He'll bat off in your mums bed
29:00 <TheRon> he'll take a dump in the fish tank
30:00 <Prippit_In_A_HAZMAT_Suit> he sees you when you're sleeping. he knows when you're awake. he knows if you've been bad or good so be good or you'll be raped
30:00 <partay> And eat all your doughnuts
31:00 <Prippit_In_A_HAZMAT_Suit> oh! you better watch out. you better not cry. you better not pout, im telling you why. chatter picard is coming to town
32:00 <TheRon> one eye open biting the pillow tight?
34:00 <Rak> oh god what are the milk and cookies for then?!?
34:00 <Prippit_In_A_HAZMAT_Suit> he's making a nick list, checking it twice, asking for pics coz he doesnt play dice, chatter picard is coming to town
35:00 <TheRon> he's coming in town
35:00 <TheRiddler> lolll
35:00 <TheRiddler> lmao
35:00 <Prippit_In_A_HAZMAT_Suit> to the perth casino crown
36:00 <TheRon> picard can't be all good i mean he barracks for richmond
36:00 <Prippit_In_A_HAZMAT_Suit> ive noticed the most unpopular teams in the AFL start with C
37:00 <Prippit_In_A_HAZMAT_Suit> CONFIRM?
37:00 <Interrupt> ben cousins he lives just down the road from me
37:00 <Interrupt> i live in a better house than ben cousins
37:00 <Rak> the most unpopular teams in AFL are in victoria ;D
37:00 <Interrupt> lol
37:00 <Interrupt> collingwood
37:00 <damio> i thought all the teams were in vic
38:00 <damio> shows what i know
38:00 <Interrupt> huh?
38:00 <damio> sollingwood carlton richmond st kilda
38:00 <damio> all vis subs
38:00 <damio> vic
38:00 <Interrupt> vic are pretty good at footy
38:00 <Interrupt> yer
38:00 <Interrupt> vic are hardcore afl players
38:00 <damio> nobody even knows what afl is overseas
38:00 <Interrupt> perths not bad
39:00 <Prippit_In_A_HAZMAT_Suit> WA didnt even have a team in the AFl until the 80s i think
39:00 <Interrupt> hahaha 
39:00 <Interrupt> they call soccer football 
39:00 <Interrupt> cant hold the ball
39:00 <Rak> WA are out of the 80s now are they?
39:00 <Interrupt> lol
39:00 <Interrupt> "HOLDIN THE BALL"
39:00 <Prippit_In_A_HAZMAT_Suit> which explains why some older people still barrack for eastern states teams
39:00 <Serenity> 86
39:00 <TheRiddler> stfu Interrupt
39:00 <Interrupt> ok sir
39:00 <Interrupt> cage
40:00 <Serenity> i actually find most older people are the ones that barrack for the WA teams
40:00 <Serenity> most people my age barrack for eastern stater teams
40:00 <Serenity> (of people i know)
41:00 <Interrupt> i think eagles started in like 1993 
41:00 <TheRon> go cats
41:00 <Interrupt> dunno about dockers
41:00 <Serenity> they started in 1986.
41:00 <TheRon> 87
41:00 <Prippit_In_A_HAZMAT_Suit> most of the people ive come across are dockers people
41:00 <Serenity> like i just said
41:00 <Interrupt> dockers have been shit for years
41:00 <Interrupt> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=au1S0i2HFHY
41:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Gang Starr - Full Clip (Jul 30, 2012) 3:45 - Category: Music - 315,478 - 1,398 likes (95.5%), 66 dislikes (4.5%)
41:00 <TheRon> crow 1990
41:00 <TheRon> freo 95
42:00 <TheRon> port 97
42:00 <Interrupt> 90s
42:00 <Serenity> lol west coast played a premiership in 1992 but they start in 93. derp
43:00 <Interrupt> something like that
43:00 <Interrupt> im a gentleman
43:00 <Serenity> you're a shirt lifter
43:00 <TheRon> all that i'm hearing from is white noise, white noise
44:00 <Interrupt> Serenity, you want my shirt 
44:00 <Interrupt> ?
44:00 <Interrupt> come over 
44:00 <Prippit_In_A_HAZMAT_Suit> WCE were just a bunch of guys playing at the park in 1992. but they were so GoOd the AFL let them play unofficially for the premiership
44:00 <Interrupt> ill give you a vodka
44:00 <Rak> is...is being a shirt lifter good?
44:00 <Prippit_In_A_HAZMAT_Suit> they became official the next year
44:00 <Serenity> lol
44:00 <Interrupt> my shirt is micro fiber
44:00 <Serenity> you idiot shut up
45:00 <Interrupt> teathlon
45:00 <TheRon> terry toweling?
45:00 <Interrupt> Serenity, come to the party tonight
45:00 <Serenity> not if thts your thing rak
45:00 <Prippit_In_A_HAZMAT_Suit> dockers were funded by the state government. it was at the cost of spending it on public transport projects instead. all carmen lawrence's idea. good or bad is up to you. dockers are doing well...so
46:00 <Serenity> shane id rather grind my legs off with sandpaper than go to a party with you in the middle of the week (ever)
46:00 <Interrupt> Serenity, we're going to order pizzas from www.greenwoodpizza.com.au
46:00 <Interrupt> Serenity, whys that ?
46:00 <TheRon> and i just wanna wish you well
46:00 <Prippit_In_A_HAZMAT_Suit> im gonna party with Interrupt like it's 1992 the year before wce played their first game
46:00 <Serenity> oh, because you're a loser.
47:00 <TheRon> please don't mention 92 i get a bit teary
47:00 <Interrupt> why
47:00 <Interrupt> i got money\
47:00 <Prippit_In_A_HAZMAT_Suit> 1993 is one of my favourite years
47:00 <Serenity> sure you do
47:00 <Prippit_In_A_HAZMAT_Suit> what happened in 1992 for you?
47:00 <Interrupt> i even got a bottle of russian vodka
47:00 <Serenity> i was like 6 in 1992
47:00 <Interrupt> stop hatin
47:00 <TheRon> geelong played west coast in the grand final
47:00 <damio> his house is better than ben cousins
47:00 <Prippit_In_A_HAZMAT_Suit> TheRon, was that when the first non-white person arrived in Ballarat?
47:00 <Prippit_In_A_HAZMAT_Suit> did that shake things up for you
47:00 <Interrupt> come to duncraig ill show you a good time Serenity :)
47:00 <damio> ew
48:00 <Interrupt> we can drink vodka all night 
48:00 <TheRon> ballarat is an aboriginal word num nuts
48:00 <Interrupt> my shout
48:00 <Interrupt> of course
48:00 <Serenity> yeah no worries, ill leave my kids at home by themselves so i can go meet up with some shonky guy from IRC and drink cheap vodka and eat pizza
48:00 <Prippit_In_A_HAZMAT_Suit> well i did say arrived
48:00 <Serenity> sounds like a plan
48:00 <Prippit_In_A_HAZMAT_Suit> ya drongo
48:00 <Interrupt> fkn sounds alright to me
48:00 <TheRon> Interrupt: got any meth or lsd??
48:00 <Interrupt> and i barack for collingwood hahah
48:00 <damio> skip shane go go straight to bens
49:00 <Serenity> damio hush child
49:00 <TheRon> collingshit
49:00 <Interrupt> ben doing cocaine in the toilets at the pub
49:00 <Prippit_In_A_HAZMAT_Suit> so does Basil Zempilas. and he has a very good nose for it
49:00 <TheRon> i'm not a basil fan
49:00 <Serenity> woah i forgot about that guy
50:00 <TheRon> michael penn - no myth
50:00 <Serenity> damn i think i missed an important part on walking dead again
50:00 <TheRon> sean penn's borhter
52:00 <Interrupt> my dad saw ben cousins one night at a pub maybe subiaco
52:00 <Interrupt> cant remember which pub
52:00 <Interrupt> and he was throwing up in the toilets
52:00 <Interrupt> cause he had some coke lol
52:00 <TheRon> white chrystals around his nose?
52:00 <Serenity> you're a great story teller
52:00 <Bastardly_One> ummmmmmmmmmmmm
53:00 <damio> coke
53:00 <damio> throwing up?
53:00 <damio> :/
53:00 <Bastardly_One> coke doesn't make you spew
53:00 <TheRon> you realise michael gardiner was just as bad
53:00 <Interrupt> well my dad used to work on the warfs in melbourne
53:00 <damio> unlikely
53:00 <Interrupt> you know who you talkin to ?
53:00 <Bastardly_One> try agaain bullshit artist
53:00 <damio> more like alcohol plus ketamine
53:00 <TheRon> 2005 west coked eagles
53:00 <Bastardly_One> do I care who I'm talking to?
53:00 <Bastardly_One> actually, I do 
53:00 <Prippit_In_A_HAZMAT_Suit> i saw ben cousins at subiaco oval once.  he was trying to get some red oval shaped object and tried to kick it but couldnt. not sure if he could in the end i had my opera glasses on and it moved too fast
53:00 <Bastardly_One> a bullshit artist
54:00 <Interrupt> was ben even a good player ?
54:00 <Interrupt> he won medals
54:00 <TheRon> ben cousins once crashed at Bastardly_One's house
54:00 <Interrupt> he used to play for west coast 
54:00 <Serenity> hes fucking alphonse gangitano
54:00 <Interrupt> mwah
54:00 <Rak> i once saw ben cousins taking a shit in my wheely bin
54:00 <Rak> the recycling one
54:00 <damio> b1 were u ever mates with a fat emo girl?
55:00 <damio> had a party at ur house
55:00 <Interrupt> probable after he had been at the pub all night in the toilets snorting coke
55:00 <TheRon> gonna have to narrow that down
55:00 <Bastardly_One> probably
55:00 <damio> mmmm
55:00 <Bastardly_One> which fat emo girl
55:00 <damio> cant remember her name
55:00 <Prippit_In_A_HAZMAT_Suit> i once saw Ben Cousins hiding in my wheely bin when he was paranoid about aliens. i told him to take off the tinfoil and come out. he wouldnt. so i wheeled him all the way to Graylands Mental Hospital. that was a lot of work. im even too lazy to take the bin to the curb normally
55:00 <Bastardly_One> be specific
55:00 <Bastardly_One> ummmmmmmmmm michy?
55:00 <Bastardly_One> disturbed angel?
55:00 <damio> this is only possible if you are in the melbourne surrounds
55:00 <Bastardly_One> gabby?
55:00 <damio> yess
55:00 <damio> s
55:00 <damio> gaby!
55:00 <damio> omg
55:00 <Prippit_In_A_HAZMAT_Suit> i remember gabby
56:00 <damio> wtf
56:00 <Bastardly_One> Jess?
56:00 <Bastardly_One> ummmmmmmmmmmmm
56:00 <Prippit_In_A_HAZMAT_Suit> did a great trolling video on her
56:00 <damio> gabby
56:00 <damio> I knew I had seen u b4
56:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
56:00 <Bastardly_One> I know Gabby well
56:00 <Prippit_In_A_HAZMAT_Suit> and that wart
56:00 <damio> I did years ago
56:00 <Bastardly_One> you'd know Mark and crap then
56:00 <damio> holy fuck so that pic that i was was a pic of u
56:00 <damio> i knew i recognised u
56:00 <Bastardly_One> were you a punk dude?
57:00 <damio> not really
57:00 <damio> i just hung out with them
57:00 <Bastardly_One> met you at a party slowmover had maybe?
57:00 <damio> idk
57:00 <Interrupt> where abouts ?
57:00 <damio> pretty sure it was at ur house
57:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I have one of thoe faces eh?
57:00 <Interrupt> damio, do you live in melbourne ?
57:00 <damio> it waws a long time ago
57:00 <damio> there was a woman there
57:00 <Interrupt> what city do you live in damio 
57:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh, my place was in East St Kilda
57:00 <damio> she gave me some ecstasy
57:00 <damio> lol
57:00 <damio> melbourne
57:00 <damio> and later i used to smoke shard with her
57:00 <Interrupt> mad
58:00 <damio> ah wasnt ur place then
58:00 <Bastardly_One> big two story mansion
58:00 <damio> but u were there
58:00 <Interrupt> damio, You should meet Pieter
58:00 <Bastardly_One> her place at preston
58:00 <Serenity> smoking shard..
58:00 <TheRon> so did ben cousins crash at your place?
58:00 <damio> yeah
58:00 <Bastardly_One> I sure was always there
58:00 <Interrupt> lol
58:00 <Bastardly_One> in preston
58:00 <Serenity> no wonder you turned into an a-class douchebag
58:00 <Interrupt> smoke a sugar shard
58:00 <Interrupt> MSM
58:00 <damio> i tink so
58:00 <Bastardly_One> I hae one of those faces eh?
58:00 <Interrupt> fake meth
58:00 <damio> yep
58:00 <damio> who is that woman that gave me a pinger?
58:00 <TheRon> janie got a gun
58:00 <Interrupt> $50 for a point
58:00 <damio> i ended up seing her heaps
59:00 <damio> i am bad with names
59:00 <Interrupt> or $500 euro for a pound
59:00 <damio> anyway
59:00 <damio> ur a real nice guy
59:00 <damio> lol
59:00 <damio> u proabbly dnt remember me
59:00 <Bastardly_One> I am
59:00 <Prippit_In_A_HAZMAT_Suit> Ben Cousins at least had the integrity to flip the bird at the cameras and act like a dick. Judd always pulled smug faces and when he went into our shop he never signed anything. he always got his girlfriend to like his signature was written in gold
59:00 <Bastardly_One> people never believe it 
59:00 <damio> well irl anyway
59:00 <TheRon> another pic of dane swann with toby nitchell
59:00 <Bastardly_One> and considering my age I was probably nice to you because I was nice to all "the kids"
59:00 <Bastardly_One> except Gabby
59:00 <Serenity> want a straw damio
59:00 <damio> hhaha
00:00 <damio> a straw?
00:00 <damio> for what?
00:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck up Gabby you bitch
00:00 <Bastardly_One> get fucked B1 and where's my money?
00:00 <Serenity> gabby had moons ortbiting around her
00:00 <Serenity> -t
00:00 <Bastardly_One> Oh Gabby have I told you how nice you are today?
00:00 <Bastardly_One> heh
00:00 <damio> is gabby in here?
00:00 <Interrupt> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k07cflKCl-Y
00:00 <damio> :S
00:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Hackers Soundtrack - Halycon On and On (Jun 26, 2009) 9:28 - Category: Music - 383,901 - 1,864 likes (98.7%), 24 dislikes (1.3%)
00:00 <Bastardly_One> no
00:00 <Bastardly_One> she's ask for her money back
00:00 <Bastardly_One> I'd compliment her
00:00 <Bastardly_One> and get out of it 
00:00 <Bastardly_One> again :P
01:00 <Prippit_In_A_HAZMAT_Suit> i showed my Gabby video to some people here, that didnt see it the first time round. their response: that's the most fucked up thing i've ever seen
01:00 <Bastardly_One> *she'd ... was a reguluar fight
01:00 <Bastardly_One> I still see Mark and some of them
01:00 <Serenity> have you still got it xm
01:00 <Bastardly_One> Crimson_Seraph
01:00 <Prippit_In_A_HAZMAT_Suit> somewhere
01:00 <damio> i can't even remember those people i didnt hang out with them for very long
01:00 <damio> all emos
01:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah gabby spoils everything
02:00 <Prippit_In_A_HAZMAT_Suit> it was in .flv
02:00 <Bastardly_One> mean spirited bitch
02:00 <Bastardly_One> she would make most goths seem happy
02:00 <damio> i was more friends with gabs friend who i cant even remember her name
02:00 <Bastardly_One> fucking cow
02:00 <damio> sh lived on collins st
02:00 <Interrupt> VODKA!!!!!!!!
02:00 <Bastardly_One> oh ... ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
02:00 <damio> idk if u wuld go there
02:00 <damio> gab was there a lot
02:00 <Rak> TheRon: rob sitch utopia is cute, but a far cry from Yes Minster which sets the standard.  you should try UK Utopia as well 
02:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah down the end
02:00 <Bastardly_One> near Docklands
02:00 <damio> yeah
02:00 <damio> well sthrn cross
02:00 <Bastardly_One> that blonde with the huge tits
02:00 <damio> nooo
02:00 <Bastardly_One> wtf was her name?
02:00 <damio> she wasnt blonde
03:00 <damio> well not back then
03:00 <Bastardly_One> oh the other one 
03:00 <damio> she was from nz
03:00 <Bastardly_One> there was two of them
03:00 <Bastardly_One> oh, that one
03:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I liked her
03:00 <damio> im a bit bad i spent years with her and i cant even remember her name
03:00 <Bastardly_One> forgotten her name too
03:00 <Interrupt> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rc9pi6MNdhc
03:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Coolio - Gangsta's Paradise (Lyrics HD) (Apr 14, 2013) 4:01 - Category: People & Blogs - 247,551 - 1,198 likes (97%), 37 dislikes (3%)
03:00 <Bastardly_One> how old are you?
04:00 <damio> 25
04:00 <Bastardly_One> I always thought you were like a lot younger
04:00 <damio> yeah relative to you
04:00 <Bastardly_One> ah, the kid that was always around
04:00 <TheRon> i'm listening to kenny and dolly
04:00 <Bastardly_One> I remember talking to you once
04:00 <Bastardly_One> off your face
04:00 <damio> really?
04:00 <damio> i dont remember our convos
04:00 <Bastardly_One> at Gabby's
04:00 <damio> well yeah
04:00 <Bastardly_One> so yeah
04:00 <damio> i was still new to ecstasy
04:00 <damio> lol
04:00 <Bastardly_One> small worl
04:00 <Bastardly_One> d
05:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah thats why you would of thought I was nice
05:00 <damio> what yr was that?
05:00 <damio> 07?
05:00 <TheRon> i'm still new to ecstacy
05:00 <Bastardly_One> I've always been the designated baby sitter
05:00 <Bastardly_One> for the drug fucked
05:00 <Bastardly_One> heh
05:00 <damio> haha
05:00 <damio> is gabby still alive?
06:00 <Bastardly_One> yes
06:00 <Bastardly_One> she is the new planet they found
06:00 <Bastardly_One> with 7 moons around it
06:00 <damio> ah yep
06:00 <Bastardly_One> Bitchonia
07:00 <Bastardly_One> you're heard of the dog star sirrius right?
07:00 <damio> ye
07:00 <TheRon> harley and rose they just lost it for a while
07:00 <damio> do you know myles paten?
07:00 <Serenity> way to steal my burn b1
07:00 <Serenity> god
07:00 <Bastardly_One> well, she migrated and became her own planet
07:00 <Bastardly_One> ty
07:00 <Bastardly_One> did you like it?
07:00 <Serenity> get ur own material
07:00 <damio> serenity u know gabby too?
07:00 <Bastardly_One> fine!
07:00 <Prippit_In_A_HAZMAT_Suit> During which year did Western Australia enter the AFL?
07:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I knew myles
07:00 <Prippit_In_A_HAZMAT_Suit> 1986
07:00 <Prippit_In_A_HAZMAT_Suit> bzzt
07:00 <Serenity> no i dont know gabby irl
07:00 <TheRon> 87
08:00 <damio> i ended up moving in with myles for a year or two
08:00 <TheRon> same years as brisbane
08:00 <Bastardly_One> oh right
08:00 <Bastardly_One> small world
08:00 <damio> tis
08:00 <Serenity> the new teams entered the afl in 1986
08:00 <Bastardly_One> I can't lose my past ever
08:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
08:00 <Bastardly_One> it's all over my FB
08:00 <damio> was i really that fucked on that night?
08:00 <damio> i dont remember it properly
08:00 <damio> i mustve been
08:00 <Bastardly_One> I can tell you how I can find out
08:00 <damio> i was still fucked when i got the train back into the city
08:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah but thats me
08:00 <Serenity> it explains why hes such a little rat
09:00 <Bastardly_One> the stoner baby sitting
09:00 <Bastardly_One> I'll see if people are connected to her on FB
09:00 <TheRon> DUDE!
09:00 <Bastardly_One> give me a min 
09:00 <damio> i dont have db anymore
09:00 <damio> fb
09:00 <Bastardly_One> I just walked in the door ... haven't even had a bong yet
09:00 <damio> yep
09:00 <damio> u looked it
09:00 <damio> lol
10:00 <TheRon> bongs are bad
10:00 <Bastardly_One> I would of had long hair then
10:00 <Serenity> did you delete your fb after you made a dick of yourself on the john safran page
10:00 <Bastardly_One> and my leather jacket was grafted to me 
10:00 <Prippit_In_A_HAZMAT_Suit> Serenity, trying to find that flash video. it was called "whores_of_austnet.flv". it's taking a while to search. ill nap now and hopefully itll be on the drives connected. bblz
10:00 <damio> i thought u were sum hippie druggo dude
10:00 <damio> lol
10:00 <TheRon> ben folds - song for the damned
10:00 <ShadowLurker> LOOOOL
10:00 <Bastardly_One> hahahahahahahaha did he?
10:00 <Bastardly_One> really?
10:00 <Bastardly_One> what post?
10:00 <TheRon> give me money back you bitch
10:00 <Bastardly_One> the irc one?
10:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
11:00 <Serenity> yes thats him you twit
11:00 <Bastardly_One> he was one of my fave neighbours that jew
11:00 <Bastardly_One> oh that's him!
11:00 <Bastardly_One> hahahahahahaha
11:00 <Bastardly_One> I told ya I knew that face
11:00 <Serenity> jerome told him some porkies
11:00 <Serenity> and he believed them
11:00 <Bastardly_One> ooooooooh ... oops!
12:00 <Bastardly_One> but I told ya I knew the face
12:00 <Bastardly_One> now we know how
12:00 <Bastardly_One> I think I made a post on that 
12:00 <Serenity> how fortunate for you
12:00 <Bastardly_One> can't remember 
13:00 <Bastardly_One> I comment on a few of his posts
13:00 <TheRon> mew get 'em out!
13:00 <TheRon> too forward?
13:00 <Serenity> lol TheRon dont waste any time!
13:00 <Bastardly_One> that 7/11 he mentions near his place?
13:00 <Bastardly_One> one of the dodgiest 7/11s in Melb
14:00 <Bastardly_One> some characters 
14:00 <Russians> free white russians at crown casino
14:00 <Russians> hurry while its still open
14:00 <Bastardly_One> which one?
14:00 <Bastardly_One> Pert or Melbourne?
14:00 <Mew> Wooooo
14:00 <tooheys> fuck crown casino 
14:00 <Bastardly_One> *perth or melbourne?
14:00 <tooheys> shithole of a place
14:00 <TheRon> TITS OUT FOR THE BOYS!!!
14:00 <Bastardly_One> if Melbourne don't say that out loud
14:00 <damio> they have free 6pks of some beer at the 24/7 bottle shop on chapel st
15:00 <Ana_Ng> underboob
15:00 <Bastardly_One> damio will be there in 10 mins
15:00 <Bastardly_One> stealing your drins
15:00 <damio> hehe
15:00 <damio> nah
15:00 <Bastardly_One> *drinks
15:00 <Mew> Its too gorgeous a day to keep the puppies inside
15:00 <damio> im a teetotaler now
15:00 <Russians> Bastardly_One, perth
15:00 <Rak> that's every day
15:00 <Bastardly_One> My ex housemate was a drunk and used to do that 
15:00 <TheRon> the puppies need to be let out
15:00 <Bastardly_One> hang around the crown and steal drinks
15:00 <Bastardly_One> and leftovers of meals
15:00 <damio> steal?
15:00 <Bastardly_One> the loser
15:00 <Russians> drinks on the house won on roulette
16:00 <damio> hang around long enough and they give them to you?
16:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah in the high rollers bit
16:00 <Russians> yep
16:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh, he'd wait for them to go to the toilet or something
16:00 <TheRon> crowded house - fall at your feet
16:00 <Bastardly_One> steal their drink
16:00 <damio> when im at crown they just give them to me
16:00 <Bastardly_One> leave the glass where he found it 
16:00 <Russians> never touch another persons drink
16:00 <damio> they're overpriced at the bar
16:00 <Bastardly_One> sad cunt
16:00 <damio> u can ask for what drink u want
16:00 <Russians> u sayin we're over priced lol
16:00 <damio> and they get it for u
17:00 <Russians> no shit
17:00 <damio> press the attendant button
17:00 <damio> free
17:00 <Russians> i've spent 2 days inside the casino didn't leave 
17:00 <Russians> just walked around 
17:00 <Bastardly_One> he wouldnt risk it 
17:00 <Russians> drinking for 2 days
17:00 <damio> i did that tooo
17:00 <Bastardly_One> or he'd of been busted of course
17:00 <damio> i kept winning
17:00 <damio> waited around until early morning
17:00 <damio> bought some whizz from some guys in there
17:00 <Bastardly_One> he only got away with it by doing it all the time
17:00 <damio> kept going
17:00 <Mew> I like walking to the bar to order a drink
17:00 <Russians> pockets full of chips
17:00 <Prippit_In_A_HAZMAT_Suit> pz, are there any nap rooms there?
17:00 <Bastardly_One> they just thought he was a dero with cash
18:00 <Rak> what's your drink of choice, mew?
18:00 <Bastardly_One> the melb one they made a mistake
18:00 <Russians> a white russian
18:00 <TheRon> mine's milk
18:00 <Bastardly_One> you can crash on the basement couches
18:00 <damio> they make that mistake with me too b1
18:00 <Bastardly_One> and no security goes down there much
18:00 <tooheys> not for long you cant... they always wake you up the cunts
18:00 <Mew> I either get a white wine or a vodka n Apple juice
18:00 <Bastardly_One> where the shops are
18:00 <Serenity> vodka and cloudy apple juice
18:00 <Serenity> yum!
18:00 <Russians> ill put a strawberry with your white russian then me and Serenity can go to blackjack table and act like gay retard idiot pissed out of his head doe
19:00 <Bastardly_One> oh tooheys before the streeties worked out that lurk
19:00 <TheRon> mew if i sent a slab of beer to yours?
19:00 <Rak> hmmm i've never tried vodka and apple juice
19:00 <Bastardly_One> it was easy
19:00 <Rak> is there a name for it so i can act cool while ordering it?
19:00 <Mew> Beer is rank lol
19:00 <Russians> Serenity hit it big on the roulette wooooooooo
19:00 <damio> vodka and apple juice
19:00 <Russians> rich biatch
19:00 <Bastardly_One> do not do el toro tequilla and 4 juices stuff
19:00 <TheRon> damn!
19:00 <Mew> Vapple?
19:00 <Bastardly_One> ever
19:00 <damio> could taste like cider maybe
19:00 <Bastardly_One> unless you want to spew
19:00 <Prippit_In_A_HAZMAT_Suit> garden of eden
19:00 <tooheys> mmmmm yum
19:00 <Bastardly_One> I don't drink
19:00 <TheRon> good man tooheys
19:00 <damio> b1 so ur in east st k?
19:00 <Bastardly_One> but back in a min 
20:00 <damio> im in st k
20:00 <Serenity> why do you keep saying my nick shane
20:00 <Serenity> its weird
20:00 <Bastardly_One> you cunt are stopping me making  a mix
20:00 <Russians> Serenity, wat?
20:00 <damio> used to be in west st k on beaconsfield pde
20:00 <Serenity> stahp
20:00 <Bastardly_One> nope, I live near TheRon, Doodle and Crip
20:00 <damio> now on alma rd
20:00 <Russians> Serenity, sup?
20:00 <Bastardly_One> but never met them
20:00 <Bastardly_One> I was on Glen Eira
20:00 <Prippit_In_A_HAZMAT_Suit> Bastardly_One, there's another Ballarat person that comes in here too
20:00 <Bastardly_One> and Hotham St
20:00 <TheRon> is crip one of us?
20:00 <Mew> You should meet Doodle
20:00 <TheRon> one of us, one of us
20:00 <damio> oyup
20:00 <Mew> Id meat Doodle
21:00 <Shane> rofl
21:00 <Shane> 18<Mew> Id meat Doodle
21:00 <Bastardly_One> can you picture a big two story green mansion on the corner?
21:00 <Shane> meat him Mew
21:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah he is TheRon
21:00 <Bastardly_One> and you're all rude cunts
21:00 <TheRon> mew he'd meat you
21:00 <Mew> Meat him hard
21:00 <Shane> lol you mean meet
21:00 <tooheys> i always thought carlton draught was shit but ive actually been enjoying it lately
21:00 <Bastardly_One> each one of you
21:00 <Shane> meat sounds like you going to suck some cock
21:00 <Mew> I mean meat
21:00 <Mew> Maybe I am
21:00 <Bastardly_One> I'd be the best person to meet in all of Ballarat
22:00 <Bastardly_One> OMG!
22:00 <Prippit_In_A_HAZMAT_Suit> did you ever hang around #ballarat?
22:00 <Bastardly_One> TheRon
22:00 <Prippit_In_A_HAZMAT_Suit> i was a lurker some years back
22:00 <TheRon> take me back to you it's been a long time
22:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah once
22:00 <Bastardly_One> I know Damio and shit
22:00 <Serenity> excuse me but Doodle would be the best person to meet in ballarat
22:00 <Bastardly_One> Damo I mean
22:00 <Serenity> you'd take like.. 10th on the list to him
22:00 <Mew> meat*
22:00 <TheRon> what am i chopped liver?
22:00 <Shane> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ueRLZWhbpsY
22:00 <damio> :P
22:00 <Bastardly_One> there's only 4 of us Serenity
22:00 <Serenity> i dont car3e
22:00 <Bastardly_One> fail :P
22:00 <Serenity> doodle takes the first 9
23:00 <Bastardly_One> and yeah xm I know Damo who ran thaat
23:00 <Prippit_In_A_HAZMAT_Suit> i did a video on him too :D
23:00 <TheRon> Bastardly_One: takes the back 9
23:00 <Shane> Noiseworks - Take Me Back 
23:00 <Bastardly_One> word is he got into ice and went to prison
23:00 <Prippit_In_A_HAZMAT_Suit> he was a fireman or something right?
23:00 <TheRon> i take the 19th hole
23:00 <Bastardly_One> yep he was
23:00 <Prippit_In_A_HAZMAT_Suit> i was such a shit stirrer back then
23:00 <Prippit_In_A_HAZMAT_Suit> damo8
23:00 <Prippit_In_A_HAZMAT_Suit> i think
23:00 <damio> ???
23:00 <Bastardly_One> yep among other damo nicks
23:00 <TheRon> you people know golf at all??
24:00 <Bastardly_One> that was him
24:00 <Prippit_In_A_HAZMAT_Suit> he took my video well
24:00 <Prippit_In_A_HAZMAT_Suit> he didnt react at all
24:00 <Bastardly_One> TheRon
24:00 <Bastardly_One> were you out today at all?
24:00 <Bastardly_One> how many hot asian chicks were out today?
24:00 <TheRon> no
24:00 <Bastardly_One> Jesus
24:00 <TheRon> didn't notice
24:00 <Bastardly_One> I did 
24:00 <TheRon> i don't leave my house
25:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I wouldn't either 
25:00 <FredFlinstone> lol
25:00 <FredFlinstone> with a flack jacket it be ok
25:00 <Bastardly_One> if you're that cheeky to your bikie neighbours in rl
25:00 <Prippit_In_A_HAZMAT_Suit> TheRon makes up for lack of socialisation by accumulating trivia
25:00 <FredFlinstone> and a hard hat
25:00 <Bastardly_One> they would wanna smash you
25:00 <TheRon> billy idol - dancin' with myself
25:00 <Shine>  The Rolling Stones - Start Me Up
25:00 <Mew> bikies love cheeky gits
25:00 <Mew> That's their target audience
25:00 <Bastardly_One> not being dissed Mew
25:00 <FredFlinstone> good song
26:00 <Bastardly_One> he disses me m8s all the time
26:00 <Bastardly_One> should home invade him :P
26:00 <Shine> yer
26:00 <tooheys> bikies love shit bikes that make a fuckload of noise and have the acceleration of a tank
26:00 <Mew> who's ur m8s
26:00 <Shine> \finks
26:00 <Shine> rebel dog lol
26:00 <TheRon> bandino's
26:00 <Bastardly_One> Bandidos m8
26:00 <Prippit_In_A_HAZMAT_Suit> TheRon is always outside on the porch rocking on the chair with the gun. it'd be porch invasion. good luck though. he's a got a loaded gun
26:00 <Shine> heh
27:00 <Bastardly_One> I know the local chapter 
27:00 <Shine> commancherros
27:00 <Mew> heavens angles
27:00 <Bastardly_One> angles
27:00 <Prippit> prippit's gun
27:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
27:00 <Bastardly_One> I wanna see that one day
27:00 <Shine> i am a hells angel
27:00 <Bastardly_One> a typo and they think it's legit
27:00 <Mew> u guyz lol
27:00 <FredFlinstone> I am an archangel
27:00 <Prippit_In_A_HAZMAT_Suit> prippit's toxoplasmosis
27:00 <Shine> i smoked weed with Comancheros 
27:00 <Picard> hrrmmm
27:00 <Bastardly_One> and get patches and called Heavens Angles
27:00 <Skirmish> Evening everyone.  I hope you've all had a lovely day. 
27:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh I dod though Mew
28:00 <Shine> lol
28:00 <Mew> skirmy
28:00 <Picard> how is everyone?
28:00 <Bastardly_One> *do
28:00 <Shine> Picard, good
28:00 <tooheys> fuck im hungry... wish we werent having a roast
28:00 <Mew> I went foshing
28:00 <Prippit_In_A_HAZMAT_Suit> yeh i knew a few coffin cheaters. i shouted them a free cheeseburger n after that they invited me to their clubhouse
28:00 <Skirmish> Mother Mew :) 
28:00 <Shine> Picard, good mate good
28:00 <Mew> Lmao
28:00 <Picard> fuck me the fog in melbourne
28:00 <Bastardly_One> I wanna meet TheRon so I'd wait
28:00 <Shine> Picard, IM FUCKEN FLYIN'
28:00 <Bastardly_One> to case his house first to see if worth invading :P
28:00 <Serenity> few of the kids i went to school with their dads were in the cc's
28:00 <FredFlinstone> whats wrong with a roast?
28:00 <FredFlinstone> takes too long to cook?
28:00 <TheRon> i have booby trapped the house
29:00 <Shine> Rolling Stones - Gimme Shelter 
29:00 <Skirmish> I'd love to tell you about my day Picard ... but this channel doesn't want to hear about it. 
29:00 <tooheys> FredFlinstone, i dont like them much
29:00 <Bastardly_One> cc's huh? what flavour?
29:00 <Serenity> .
29:00 <TheRon> both literally and figureately
29:00 <Bastardly_One> nacho cheese chapter?
29:00 <Mew> Cc n dry
29:00 <Serenity> shut up b1
29:00 <FredFlinstone> with boobs?
29:00 <Bastardly_One> :D
29:00 <Picard> Serenity how are you?
29:00 <Mew> Skirmish I'll listen
29:00 <Bastardly_One> why? I'm hilarious
29:00 <Skirmish> No Mew ... it's fine.  I cried today and got over it. 
29:00 <Serenity> you're not
29:00 <tooheys> pizza > roast
29:00 <Mew> :(
29:00 <Bastardly_One> yah I am 
29:00 <Serenity> why did you c ry
29:00 <TheRon> huey lewis and the news - if this is it
30:00 <Serenity> who do we need to beat up
30:00 <Bastardly_One> you'd of eye rolled if not at you
30:00 <FredFlinstone> ok tooheys
30:00 <Bastardly_One> pz
30:00 <Shine> yer
30:00 <Shine> ?
30:00 <Bastardly_One> and FredFlinstone
30:00 <Shine> Bastardly_One, wat
30:00 <Bastardly_One> bash 'em!
30:00 <Skirmish> Serenity: B1. 
30:00 <Prippit_In_A_HAZMAT_Suit> i knew some gypsy jokers too. i let them copy Sons of Anarchy from my USB drive and now im m8s with them all aye
30:00 <Serenity> you're getting too lippy
30:00 <Bastardly_One> nothing 
30:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah? and?
30:00 <FredFlinstone> I thought most people loved roats
30:00 <FredFlinstone> roasts too
30:00 <pz> wat
30:00 <Bastardly_One> when am I not lippy
30:00 <pz> im gay lol
31:00 <tooheys> FredFlinstone, not me, u dont get enough food. i end up having like 6 slices of bread with it
31:00 <Bastardly_One> nothing pz go back to sleep
31:00 <Bastardly_One> Oh, I was supposed to be finding gabby wasn't I?
31:00 <pz> i tried to kiss a guy
31:00 <Skirmish> I didn't really cry. I just read my highlights getting ready for work this morning. I thought you loved me Serenity, I thought I was your favourite. :( 
31:00 <pz> once
31:00 <Picard> gabby???
31:00 <pz> said he had to go to the dentist
31:00 <Serenity> http://www.abc.net.au/news/2014-08-27/perth-suburban-tree-house-row/5701196
31:00 <Bastardly_One> yes Gabby
31:00 <Serenity> fuck people are wowsers
31:00 <pz> get some bear grylls
32:00 <Picard> i want a tree house
32:00 <Bastardly_One> turns out damio has met me 
32:00 <Picard> and who is gabby?
32:00 <pz> kathmandu pants
32:00 <Bastardly_One> and thinks I'm awesome
32:00 <Serenity> i do love you Skirmish but you do talk a lot lol
32:00 <Serenity> sometimes
32:00 <Bastardly_One> he's right ... I am fucking awesome in rl
32:00 <Skirmish> damio must be impaired. 
32:00 <TheRon> you like those butter slices?
32:00 <TheRon> seem fattening to me
32:00 <Bastardly_One> Serenity
33:00 <Skirmish> Serenity: That's ok. I have taken it under advisement. When I see my psychologist this week I will talk to them about it and make a plan. 
33:00 <Bastardly_One> did marko know her?
33:00 <Bastardly_One> he has everyone on his and might save time
33:00 <Prippit_In_A_HAZMAT_Suit> i knew some Bandidos too. one of them fell of his bike so i put him back on, fixed the chain, put back on the basket and pushed him forward saying 'you can do it. dont be afraid of falling it's a learning experience m8'
33:00 <Serenity> did marko know who
33:00 <Bastardly_One> Gabby
33:00 <Serenity> i have no idea
33:00 <Serenity> why would i know that
33:00 <Bastardly_One> he keeps everyone 
33:00 <pz> Prippit_In_A_HAZMAT_Suit, wanna come ghosty this 50cc into the lake lol
33:00 <Bastardly_One> dunno ... good point
34:00 <Prippit> prippit's ghost
34:00 <pz> troy mecanti pussy lol
34:00 <Prippit_In_A_HAZMAT_Suit> prippit wearing a white bedsheet with two eye holes
34:00 <Bastardly_One> found her!
34:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
35:00 <Picard> ffs victoria is fucked, the liberal party have no idea,and the labor party are all muppets
35:00 <Ana_Ng> wait
35:00 <damio> what's the nz girls name?
35:00 <Ana_Ng> a muppet is a good thing
35:00 <damio> ffs i lived with her and i dont even remember
35:00 <Bastardly_One> no idea and I am trying to remember
35:00 <Ana_Ng> far superior to puppets
35:00 <Bastardly_One> I was the older guy looking at all these yummos
35:00 <Rak> yeh some of the muppets in Meet The Feebles were bad arse
35:00 <Bastardly_One> and not able to touch
36:00 <damio> myles's gf at the time was fked
36:00 <Ana_Ng> ugh rak
36:00 <Bastardly_One> Meet The Feebles
36:00 <Bastardly_One> best movie
36:00 <damio> she killed two rabbits and a puppy
36:00 <Rak> ugh you Ana_Ng!
36:00 <Picard> yummos?
36:00 <Ana_Ng> i have been trying to forget it :)
36:00 <pz> wanna be a rebel
36:00 <Bastardly_One> was she going out with mel?
36:00 <Bastardly_One> Mel would do that 
36:00 <pz> ok you're a rebel
36:00 <damio> no
36:00 <damio> I know mel though
36:00 <Mew> rebel rebel
36:00 <pz> ima rebel 
36:00 <Bastardly_One> HAH!
36:00 <pz> haha
36:00 <Bastardly_One> suffer
36:00 <damio> she loved me
36:00 <damio> yeah
36:00 <damio> she was insane
36:00 <pz> sgt of arms
36:00 <Bastardly_One> you'd of met wayno?
36:00 <Bastardly_One> and Carl?
37:00 <Skirmish> Picard: There won't be a liberal party in NSW shortly, the 9th Liberal state minister stepped down today after being found to be corrupt. 
37:00 <damio> probably
37:00 <TheRon> barry white - the first the last my everything
37:00 <Bastardly_One> TheWJM
37:00 <damio> i dont remember much i only knew the boys for a short period
37:00 <Picard> lol Skirmish
37:00 <Bastardly_One> that was carl
37:00 <damio> we'd just go to bang and next
37:00 <Bastardly_One> big guy and old
37:00 <Mew> is he the guy who had all those gay rules?
37:00 <pz> look at me im a bikie with my 6 shooter
37:00 <Picard> government at all levels in australia is fucked
37:00 <pz> whole bikies in australia only got 1 revolver
37:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah Mew
37:00 <beehhh> irc is safer than real world
38:00 <Mew> he sounds like a massive gaylord
38:00 <TheRon> bikies are so gay
38:00 <pz> lord
38:00 <damio> mel started dating my housemate
38:00 <beehhh> while beagle woke upto his cask of wine
38:00 <damio> he was a cool guy
38:00 <pz> yer
38:00 <Skirmish> Meanwhile the Labor party is no where to be found.  If I were in politics I would be hammering the liberals in the media.  Kicking them in the face while they're down.  Reminding people they are corrupt at a state level, and completely insane at a federal level.
38:00 <damio> uhm
38:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh
38:00 <damio> u know burkwood?
38:00 <tooheys> Picard, its only going to get worse, muslims werent satisfied with invading our country, now theyre invading our government as well
38:00 <tooheys> once they have a decent amount of seats, we are well and truly FUCKED
38:00 <Picard> tooheys dont get me started on muslims
38:00 <beehhh>  i might wanna get this fuck paying fees
38:00 <Bastardly_One> TheWJM and I might of had some run ins on here but one of the best people on here
38:00 <damio> mel got drunk one night and the next morning was all shit
38:00 <pz> The Jimi Hendrix Experience * Hey Joe * 
38:00 <Bastardly_One> and great fun in real life
39:00 <TheRon> do chicks still get wet over barry white?
39:00 <damio> rumour was burkood wook advantage of her while drunk
39:00 <damio> mel was stupid
39:00 <Picard> Bastardly_One what are you ranting about?
39:00 <Skirmish> tooheys: That is just scare mongering.  Muslims will have no impact in our govt in regards to trying to change our way of life/laws etc. 
39:00 <Picard> no one is listening to you
39:00 <damio> shed be so wasted dhe fell out of the car while we were driving
39:00 <pz> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TcYOy6I6OR8
39:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Jimi Hendrix Experience * Hey Joe * (Jun 18, 2012) 3:34 - Category: Music - 841,428 - 461 likes (98.1%), 9 dislikes (1.9%)
39:00 <beehhh> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uu8T-36PEDc
39:00 <tooheys> Skirmish, absolute BULLSHIT.
39:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Dell Inspiron 7000 Series Hands on - lapclub.com (Sep 17, 2013) 2:50 - Category: Science & Technology - 82,254 - 155 likes (94.5%), 9 dislikes (5.5%)
39:00 <beehhh> 17
39:00 <tooheys> wake up mate
39:00 <tooheys> get your head out of the clouds 
39:00 <Skirmish> tooheys: You're scare mongering. 
39:00 <Bastardly_One> anyone that has met TheWJM will tell you he's a great guy in rl
40:00 <Picard> what i dont get is these people come here to get away from a worn torn country then try to fuck up australia
40:00 <Picard> who is watching 7 news?
40:00 <Picard> in melbourne
40:00 <tooheys> Skirmish, muslims have already succeeded in changing our way of life... you do realise that almost every time you buy food, you're financially supporting islamic terrorist organisations?
40:00 <damio> tv?
40:00 <damio> nah
40:00 <damio> should I?
40:00 <beehhh> melbourne is full of criminals
40:00 <pz> wonder 
40:00 <beehhh> from overseas
40:00 <Bastardly_One> I swear to fucking god anglos are the most xenophobic race on the planet
40:00 <Picard> tooheys, muslims owns woolworths?
41:00 <beehhh> dont mind darwin btw
41:00 <Bastardly_One> listen to you biggoted cunts
41:00 <milk> the cashiers at IGA just flat out rob you
41:00 <damio> internet shopping boom picard
41:00 <Prippit_In_A_HAZMAT_Suit> pz, would you like to join the bikie group doctor and i are starting? we're gonna call ourselves "Hell's Hot Burritos" or "Hard Taco Rebels".  we'll have our club house near Greenwood Pizzas to save on delivery. we'll make money from waiting outside of ATMs on centrelink payday and rob them
41:00 <tooheys> not to mention christmas carols banned in schools, people saying "happy holidays" instead of merry christmas
41:00 <TheRon> Bastardly_One: what gave that away?
41:00 <beehhh> its a fleet milk
41:00 <TheRon> the nazis, americans, us aussies?
41:00 <tooheys> Picard, the majority of food sold in supermarkets is halal certified
41:00 <Picard> nuh, look behind the news dudes windown, the fog is so thick u cant see crown
41:00 <pz> Prippit_In_A_HAZMAT_Suit, you trying to join my gang ?
41:00 <damio> wtf ?
41:00 <Picard> Bastardly_One who is a biggot?
41:00 <damio> i seee no fog
41:00 <beehhh> while politicians using all-they-could-purchase on their motorpass card
42:00 <Bastardly_One> you mean the polution
42:00 <milk> you get all this shit brown people who rob you of like 30c, 70c, $1.20 at a time
42:00 <damio> brb going to check for fog
42:00 <pz> hahahaha
42:00 <Picard> lol damio
42:00 <Picard> see now
42:00 <Skirmish> tooheys: Got something to support the statement that me shopping at woolies is funding isis? 
42:00 <beehhh> mostly migrated are trouble makers or fled the extreme
42:00 <pz> just making myself a white russian
43:00 <Skirmish> tooheys: As for the schools getting involved in PC agenda, that is small fry and the community rails against it when it's made aware.  
43:00 <TheRon> pz you racist son of a bitch
43:00 <beehhh> how about a painted white asian
43:00 <damio> fog free in st kilda
43:00 <beehhh> same thing in different skin
43:00 <Serenity> can i be a bikie moll xm
43:00 <Picard> Serenity u are
43:00 <Picard> lol
43:00 <Bastardly_One> these homemade pasties better cook quick
43:00 <pz> was funny that night in carine at troys
43:00 <Serenity> shut your face baldie
43:00 <Picard> lol 
43:00 <ATS63> ripped cunt food
43:00 <beehhh> i miss 4n20's pasties
43:00 <Picard> Serenity u know i love you
44:00 <Bastardly_One> damio, you'd never tell ... the St Kilda pollution sunset dude
44:00 <Serenity> you're only human
44:00 <Bastardly_One> that's all he's seeing
44:00 <damio> hrmmm
44:00 <beehhh> n beef pie kingzine
44:00 <HardTacoRebels> you can be the crazy  cat lady. it's about time a bikie gang has one
44:00 <Bastardly_One> you wouldn't notice
44:00 <Mew> vilis is the king of pasties
44:00 <TheRon> serenity, second wind?
44:00 <Serenity> wind?
44:00 <HardTacoRebels> time to break these negative stereotypes about women that hang around bikies
44:00 <pz> hahah he was going to chop my head off but he shouldnt be at that house
44:00 <Picard> what can i say, i like pretty things
44:00 <TheRon> sorry billy joel song
44:00 <pz> they said i could have it
44:00 <damio> picard r u even in melb?
44:00 <Bastardly_One> My pasties are the second best to Villes
44:00 <Picard> yes
44:00 <Bastardly_One> we don't get villies much anymore
44:00 <Picard> watching melbourne news
44:00 <damio> r u on something?
44:00 <beehhh> miri is ok asians arent that extreme
45:00 <Skirmish> lol do you even Melbourne, Picard? 
45:00 <Bastardly_One> he's in mildura
45:00 <TheRon> eskimo joe - foreign land
45:00 <beehhh> i should join them
45:00 <Bastardly_One> I bet his screen needs cleaning
45:00 <damio> i reckon
45:00 <Bastardly_One> there was no cloud over crown fuckhead
45:00 <pz> patch over like a bitch
45:00 <Bastardly_One> I asked the housemate who is watching that news
45:00 <Mew> isnt a second wind where you get mega drunk and disgrace yourself then return after a short nap/pass out?
45:00 <Serenity> when do you go to phuket picard
45:00 <beehhh> dell's probably the best laptops around
46:00 <TheRon> picard use protection
46:00 <Picard> ummm how would u know bas
46:00 <Skirmish> Mew: That fits the description, yes. 
46:00 <tooheys> toshiba > dell
46:00 <pz> onm the house
46:00 <Picard> Bastardly_One u live is scumsville ballarat
46:00 <Serenity> go away
46:00 <Picard> in
46:00 <damio> toshiba is only good if you don't buy those budget toshibas
46:00 <TheRon> picard i live there too
46:00 <Bastardly_One> compared to Mildura it's awesome
46:00 <Bastardly_One> OI!
46:00 <Bastardly_One> I've got a cheapo toshiba 
46:00 <pz> lol
46:00 <Picard> oh yeah such lovely weather
46:00 <pz> TOSHIBA M100
46:00 <pz> LAPTOP
46:00 <Bastardly_One> didn't even cost $450
46:00 <pz> L33TG
46:00 <damio> yeah probably a flimsy plastic toshiba
47:00 <TheRon> 20 degrees today, fucking awesome
47:00 <Picard> no sun for 8 months of the year
47:00 <Bastardly_One> actually, 18c is nice weather thanks
47:00 <pz> toshiba m100
47:00 <Serenity> ive got like 3 people on fb talking about fog in melb
47:00 <Bastardly_One> try again
47:00 <pz> thats the model
47:00 <Picard> pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeee
47:00 <tooheys> who gives a fuck about the fog
47:00 <pz> m100
47:00 <pz> look it up
47:00 <Skirmish> Bastardly_One: You're poor though so nobody holds that against you for having a cheap one. 
47:00 <damio> yeah wtf happened to winter
47:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah what TheRon said
47:00 <pz> froggy?
47:00 <Picard> 26 here on the weekend
47:00 <damio> it's spring weather already
47:00 <damio> every day this week is inthe 20's
47:00 <damio> thi isnt melbourne
47:00 <Picard> 24 tomorrow
47:00 <Mew> my laptop was $70 lmao
47:00 <Picard> bbl
47:00 <Mew> the one before this was $90
47:00 <froggy> my laptop was $2,000
47:00 <damio> how do u get so cheap lappy?
47:00 <Bastardly_One> I did it on purpose Skirmish ... 
47:00 <Mew> and that $160 of computer has lasted me 2.5yrs
47:00 <Bastardly_One> mew's are stolen
47:00 <Skirmish> Melbourne fog would only be interesting if creatures were running around in it grabbing people and killing them like that Stephen King movie. 
47:00 <Bastardly_One> that's how :P
48:00 <Mew> i get mine off ebay lol
48:00 <froggy> Mew, where do you buy $70 laptops ?
48:00 <froggy> hahaha
48:00 <froggy> ebay
48:00 <Mew> i just wait til late at night and nab them on auctions
48:00 <damio> melb never gets bad fog
48:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... ebay, stolen 
48:00 <damio> not like country vic
48:00 <froggy> lol
48:00 <Mew> works errtime baby
48:00 <Bastardly_One> same thing
48:00 <froggy> ebay is so dodgy
48:00 <HardTacoRebels> perth gets a massive smog now and then. that's when Serenity celebrates every 6 months during the solstice and then opens the windows
48:00 <Serenity> yep
48:00 <Serenity> hard core
48:00 <froggy> hahahaha
48:00 <TheRon> mew are your bras sued to weigh melons?
48:00 <damio> my bday is on the equinox
48:00 <Bastardly_One> you guys get a smog?
48:00 <HardTacoRebels> they do a lot of burn offs
48:00 <Bastardly_One> I thought Perth was country like 
48:00 <damio> barely i wouldnt call it smog
48:00 <damio> LA gets smog
48:00 <Bastardly_One> ah ok
48:00 <damio> hongkong gets smog
48:00 <Serenity> its not like the country you fucking idiot
49:00 <Serenity> its a city just like every other capital city
49:00 <Serenity> far out
49:00 <froggy> far out
49:00 <froggy> man
49:00 <Bastardly_One> actually coming into Melbourne on the train 
49:00 <froggy> peace
49:00 <Bastardly_One> you really notice the smog coming into Melbourne
49:00 <Bastardly_One> but yeah 
49:00 <Skirmish> lol Serenity how is life on the farm going?  
49:00 <damio> oh yeah
49:00 <TheRon> because i'm happy
49:00 <Serenity> yeah the cows were unsettled today Skirmish
49:00 <froggy> ima hiippy man
49:00 <Mew> do you harvest corn with johninja Serenity?
49:00 <froggy> i grow dope on the farm
49:00 <Bastardly_One> Serenity :P ... I thought it was relatively small .. that's al 
49:00 <Bastardly_One> *all
49:00 <Skirmish> Serenity: Good weather to ride the quad bikes 3 hours to get to the cows? 
50:00 <damio> u notice in  the city white cars have a yellow colour too them
50:00 <Serenity> https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfa1/t1.0-9/p417x417/542291_10151001453347331_1458403120_n.jpg
50:00 <damio> when u get back after being in the country for a while
50:00 <Serenity> does that look like the country to you
50:00 <lifestolen> thats my city :)
50:00 <lifestolen> love perth
50:00 <tooheys> looks like more of a city than brisbane
50:00 <damio> perth is like country
50:00 <tooheys> fucking pathetic that place
50:00 <damio> it has the country vibe
50:00 <lifestolen> perth pwnz
50:00 <Serenity> it is not
50:00 <damio> i know it;s not
50:00 <Serenity> thats from kings park
50:00 <Bastardly_One> yep
50:00 <damio> but it doesn't have the big city feel to it
50:00 <lifestolen> i fucked a chick where she took the pic
50:00 <Bastardly_One> that looks as big as Ballarat 
51:00 <Bastardly_One> :P
51:00 <Serenity> its bigger than balarat you moron
51:00 <beehhh> pakis are rattling downunder
51:00 <Skirmish> damio: Is it because of all the horse and buggy setups going up and down the streets? 
51:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm baiting ffs
51:00 <Bastardly_One> sheesh
51:00 <lifestolen> pz and Maurice had sex once
51:00 <damio> lol
51:00 <beehhh> cant you guys breed
51:00 <damio> we have that in melbourne
51:00 <TheRon> 100k plus in ballarat
51:00 <Serenity> you're being a complete fuck head this afternoon is what you are being
51:00 <lifestolen> Serenity, awwww
51:00 <lifestolen> Serenity, why not ?
51:00 <Skirmish> Don't you whinge like a housewife that gets beaten when someone baits you B1? 
51:00 <Serenity> why not what
51:00 <Bastardly_One> awwwwwwwwwwwww, just becaue you got it twice ... 
52:00 <Bastardly_One> I'll start on someone else then sook :D
52:00 <Serenity> no b1 i didnt get anything
52:00 <lifestolen> have a chat
52:00 <Serenity> im calling you on being a dick
52:00 <Serenity> because thats what you're doing
52:00 <Mew> guys if you dont all settle down im gonna have to get my tits out
52:00 <Bastardly_One> awwwwwwwwwwwwww
52:00 <lifestolen> i already admitted i was gay geez
52:00 <Serenity> ever since damio said he knew you youve been acting like a teenage girl on heat
52:00 <Bastardly_One> everyone fight then 
52:00 <lifestolen> i am so gay
52:00 <lifestolen> boots wid da furrrr
52:00 <damio> haha
52:00 <tooheys> lol Serenity 
52:00 <HardTacoRebels> Kings Park is the largest inner city park in the world isnt it
52:00 <lifestolen> i whip my hair back and fourth
52:00 <TheRon> payback the chicken back do the chicken payback
52:00 <Serenity> could be xm
52:00 <Serenity> its massive
52:00 <Skirmish> Mew: Ever considered that getting your tits out in the middle east could create peace for the next century? 
53:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... that Gabby brings out the obnonxious in me 
53:00 <HardTacoRebels> takes a while to walk around
53:00 <Serenity> no its not gabby
53:00 <Serenity> you're showing off to damio
53:00 <Mew> ive thought about it but then i thought "hmmm, better not"
53:00 <Skirmish> LOL @ teenage girl on heat.  
53:00 <Bastardly_One> I am?
53:00 <Serenity> yes
53:00 <Bastardly_One> oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooook then
53:00 <damio> serenity is projecting her own psych
53:00 <damio> don;t worry
53:00 <Skirmish> damio: Just don't say that you don't like him, he will accuse you of being a catfish.
53:00 <Bastardly_One> you're deluded I'm afraid
53:00 <Serenity> yes projecting
53:00 <Serenity> ...
53:00 <Bastardly_One> far as I know we were talking about people he met and met me through
53:00 <damio> lol
54:00 <Bastardly_One> thats showing off now?
54:00 <Serenity> go taddle to your friends damio
54:00 <beehhh> nap time
54:00 <beehhh> see you in 6 hours
54:00 <beehhh> anything just inbox me my good lads
54:00 <Serenity> serenity is being a big meanie :( validate me
54:00 <HardTacoRebels> kings park = 4.06km^2. central park = 3.41km^2
54:00 <mandyjane> hi Skirmish xx
54:00 <HardTacoRebels> yesssssssssssssssss
54:00 <mandyjane> missed you <3
54:00 <Serenity> we win!
54:00 <Skirmish> hi babeh
54:00 <damio> serenity get over yourself
54:00 <Bastardly_One> *tattle
54:00 <Bastardly_One> :)
54:00 <Serenity> now in can say i got married in the biggest park in the world
54:00 <Serenity> no
55:00 <Bastardly_One> yes
55:00 <HardTacoRebels> and no one gets killed or robbed in kings park. people get killed elsewhere and then buried there 
55:00 <HardTacoRebels> safe park indeed
55:00 <Serenity> buried in kings park?
55:00 <Serenity> lol
55:00 <HardTacoRebels> there was that prosecutor incident
55:00 <HardTacoRebels> the Indian dude
55:00 <HardTacoRebels> and i think it's happened before too
56:00 <HardTacoRebels> it would be good to tell little kids visiting that at each tree with the plaques someone was buried there
56:00 <Serenity> [4:55pm] <damio> serenity get over yourself - i dont need to get over myself you little despots create this whole fake person then run yourselves in circles licking each others ring holes about it
56:00 <Serenity> im onto you
56:00 <damio> serenity get over yourself???
56:00 <mandyjane> all i read was ring and hole.. dirty prick
56:00 <Serenity> lol mandyjane
56:00 <damio> oops idky why that pasted
56:00 <damio> uhm
56:00 <mandyjane> despots? thought it said deposits
56:00 <damio> fake persons?
56:00 <damio> excuse you?
56:00 <damio> what?
56:00 <Serenity> shut up
57:00 <Serenity> we're done conversing
57:00 <mandyjane> ok
57:00 <lifestolen> hey mandyjane 
57:00 <damio> fine with me
57:00 <Ana_Ng> ashamed to be of the same gender
57:00 <mandyjane> lifestolen... hi?
57:00 <Serenity> i can see what you say though just remember that
57:00 <lifestolen> mandyjane, are you drinkin tonight ?
57:00 <TheRon> it's still rock n roll to me
57:00 <mandyjane> who stole your life? irc or facebook?
57:00 <mandyjane> nah man.
57:00 <lifestolen> my life stole itself
57:00 <HardTacoRebels> lifestolen, confirmed list of guests tonight plz?
57:00 <Serenity> the drugs did
57:00 <mandyjane> steal it back
57:00 <mandyjane> oic Serenity
57:00 <lifestolen> Warren1984
57:00 <lifestolen> doctor
58:00 <Serenity> he doesnt like th drugs but the drugs like him
58:00 <HardTacoRebels> top tier bunch so far
58:00 <Serenity> etc
58:00 <lifestolen> mandyjane gets a free bottle of vodka upon entry with Serenity 
58:00 <mandyjane> im not sharing it with Serenity tho
58:00 <lifestolen> ok two bottles then
58:00 <lifestolen> each
58:00 <TheRon> rick astley - never gonna give you up
58:00 <tooheys> omg that is stooping to a new low TheRon 
59:00 <TheRon> is not, i lov eit
59:00 <lifestolen> yer that song is crapola
59:00 <Bastardly_One> I've outdone myself ... this pastie is fucking awesome
59:00 <Rak> who's being enterred?
59:00 <Bastardly_One> considering I cooked it
59:00 <Mew> what's in it?
59:00 <Serenity> out of the box?
59:00 <lifestolen> you make me want to go take a piss in the toilet
59:00 <lifestolen> at the carine tavern
59:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh I made it I said before 
00:00 <Serenity> lifestolen next time i go to crown ill let u know ok
00:00 <Serenity> we can meet up
00:00 <Bastardly_One> Mew, a lot of potato, onion, mince and a smidge of carrot
00:00 <Serenity> have a coffee
00:00 <HardTacoRebels> lol @ cctv of stoner bus driver
00:00 <Mew> Noice
00:00 <Mew> Do u use curry powder in it?
00:00 <Mew>  awwww yeeee
00:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh just black pepper
00:00 <Mew> shortayyyyy
01:00 <HardTacoRebels> pz, do you get asked for ID at the cas?
01:00 <Serenity> you asked me that too lol do you get carded a lot?
02:00 <lifestolen> ouch
02:00 <lifestolen> HardTacoRebels, last time i didn't
02:00 <HardTacoRebels> i dont go to the cas much. but it did happen in my mid 20s. btu that's common anyway. i think the rule is to ask anyone who looks 25 or under
02:00 <lifestolen> but i got a passport
02:00 <HardTacoRebels> i never had ID on me then but i talked my way around it anyway
02:00 <Serenity> last time i went to the bottleo i got asked for id
02:00 <Serenity> weird cause i dont look young
02:00 <lifestolen> HardTacoRebels, usually if i dont look at them and just look straight ahead i walk in and just win on roulette on numbers
02:00 <tooheys> the dickheads at the casino still ask me for id and im 31
02:00 <TheRon> even if we're just dancing in the dark
03:00 <Rak> were you buying passion pop, Serenity?
03:00 <Ana_Ng> here it has nothing to do with what you look like
03:00 <Rak> cos that'll do it
03:00 <lifestolen> i only bet on numbers
03:00 <Serenity> I was not
03:00 <lifestolen> roulette
03:00 <lifestolen> but if i go TAB
03:00 <lifestolen> i only go quinellas
03:00 <Ana_Ng> every person who walks into a bottleo and most pubs gets their ID checked
03:00 <Serenity> it doesnt work that way here
03:00 <Ana_Ng> a violation is very costly
03:00 <Bastardly_One> if I get asked for ID I want to laugh
03:00 <tooheys> most pubs dont give a fuck about id here
03:00 <lifestolen> think it was like $900 for my $25 chip
04:00 <Mew> at nightclubs every person gets asked for ID
04:00 <TheRon> whats the biggest lake in north america
04:00 <Ana_Ng> superior
04:00 <lifestolen> michigan
04:00 <HardTacoRebels> shads still gets asked for ID
04:00 <TheRon> dunna just asking
04:00 <lifestolen> fuck knows
04:00 <HardTacoRebels> according to him
04:00 <lifestolen> im an aussie
04:00 <Serenity> shads is like 47 years old
04:00 <Mew> good old shardsy
04:00 <Serenity> he doesnt get asked for ID
04:00 <HardTacoRebels> shads has some good lines lately
04:00 <Serenity> someone should make a document
04:00 <lifestolen> so we all goin to cas tonight
04:00 <HardTacoRebels> when he was making fun of mew for being young
04:00 <Serenity> with all his one liners
05:00 <HardTacoRebels> STILL GROWIN PUBES
05:00 <Mew> he was pumping hard the other day
05:00 <Bastardly_One> don't ya know ... he has gig in Canada next year
05:00 <HardTacoRebels> STILL GOT ACNE
05:00 <Mew> Pumpin HAAAARD
05:00 <Bastardly_One> he told me ... must be true
05:00 <lifestolen> Serenity said she has never been to the casino in perth in her life but has lived here all her life hahahaha
05:00 <Ana_Ng> our alcohol control board sends underaged people disguised as old, if they don't get ID'd...bar/bottleo gets shut down
05:00 <Serenity> i havent lived in perth my whole life.
05:00 <Skirmish> mandyjane: How's life?  Got your shit together or still a complete mess? 
05:00 <HardTacoRebels> i rarely laugh because of IRC things. but he does it for me. even when im away from IRC and remember it randomly
05:00 <Serenity> ive lived here like 4 years you dope
05:00 <Skirmish> Sorry for the delay ... was on the phone. 
05:00 <lifestolen> Serenity, I've met james packer in real life bro
05:00 <HardTacoRebels> STILL WEARIN BRACES
05:00 <Serenity> who gives a shit
05:00 <Serenity> hes a box head
06:00 <lifestolen> ahhh yer but he owns it
06:00 <tooheys> serenity why did you decide to move to perth, and are you glad you did?
06:00 <Serenity> because i was bored
06:00 <HardTacoRebels> lifestolen, did he say thank you for driving up Crown profits?
06:00 <Mew> Lmao xm
06:00 <lifestolen> stay away from the blackjack tables just play roulette
06:00 <HardTacoRebels> every little bit counts
06:00 <Serenity> October 3, 1967
06:00 <Skirmish> The only thing I envy Packer for (apart from his money) is the fact he gets to put his penis inside Miranda Kerr. 
06:00 <Ana_Ng> so chances are it doesn't have to do with how old you look, it has to do with the person trying to keep their job/license
06:00 <Serenity> is shads birthday
06:00 <HardTacoRebels> we better do something for him
06:00 <HardTacoRebels> a life time IRC achievement award
07:00 <Skirmish> Everyone go buy his itunes album and give him false hope that he's cracked the big time?
07:00 <slinky_J> Memow, assassin second class!
07:00 <HardTacoRebels> the way to find out if anyone has bought any
07:00 <HardTacoRebels> is to buy one
07:00 <HardTacoRebels> and see if he boasts
07:00 <HardTacoRebels> that'd definitely mean no one else has before
07:00 <tooheys> whats the perth crown like compared to the melbourne one
07:00 <Serenity> expensive
07:00 <HardTacoRebels> i havent been to the melb one
07:00 <lifestolen> tooheys, world class
07:00 <tooheys> the melbourne one sucks i hate the place
07:00 <HardTacoRebels> lifestolen, you've been to both?
08:00 <lifestolen> tooheys, yep
08:00 <Serenity> maurice has been to both
08:00 <lifestolen> yep
08:00 <Serenity> she said ours is better
08:00 <lifestolen> the one in perth you will win BIG
08:00 <Bastardly_One> the melbourne one is the second version too
08:00 <HardTacoRebels> STILL WEARIN PIGGY TAILS
08:00 <lifestolen> the perth one you win fuck loads
08:00 <Serenity> its more expensive to stay at ours too
08:00 <Bastardly_One> it used to be across the road from where it is now 
08:00 <lifestolen> i walk in im already im 2k in 1 minute
08:00 <Moke> coon mobile
08:00 <Moke> i hope they fucking bomb the whole of the towel heads
09:00 <lifestolen> walked out with some chips
09:00 <Moke> fucking waste of air and space
09:00 <Bastardly_One> oh it's Moke ... please die
09:00 <Serenity> what are you even ranting about now moke
09:00 <Moke> n owonder there is so much hate and racism towards that race
09:00 <Ana_Ng> first the towlies, then collingwood supporters
09:00 <Moke> lish
09:00 <Moke> female 
09:00 <Ana_Ng> collingswood? shit
09:00 <Moke> 28 years old
09:00 <Lish>  Mole
09:00 <Bastardly_One> Moke, stfu
09:00 <Lish> Moke
09:00 <Moke> is that the guy with the old balls
09:00 <tooheys> theres no racism towards the towel heads. islam, sikhism, etc are religions not races.
10:00 <Moke> bastard u stfu
10:00 <Lish> Whaaaaa
10:00 <Moke> its afghans
10:00 <Moke> iraqians
10:00 <Moke> iran
10:00 <Moke> let them blow themselves up
10:00 <Bastardly_One> Iraqi
10:00 <Skirmish> INB4 Bastardly_One calls someone a bore tonight. 
10:00 <Moke> fucking why should australia lose fucking innocent people
10:00 <Bastardly_One> I wish they'd blow you up
10:00 <Moke> to fight their bullshit wars
10:00 <Moke> bastard u fat cunt
10:00 <Serenity> lol
10:00 <Serenity> b1 is MASSIFF
10:00 <Ana_Ng> you know what the #1 factor is in your choice of religion?
10:00 <lifestolen> boots on ground in iraq
11:00 <tooheys> all religion must be eliminated to ensure the future of humans
11:00 <Skirmish> Moke: B1 is huge irl, you should fight him.
11:00 <Moke> damn straight
11:00 <Bastardly_One> Serenity, totally ... can't get out of the chair, I'm stuck
11:00 <Mew> <HardTacoRebels> STILL WEARIN PIGGY TAILS
11:00 <Mew> Lmao!
11:00 <Moke> bastardly what do u do all day
12:00 <Mew> I actually do still wear piggy tails :(
12:00 <Lish> Why
12:00 <Mew> And plaits
12:00 <Bastardly_One> I did a lot actually 
12:00 <lifestolen> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3SjOvFEvnGI
12:00 <Moke> u should piggy tail your pubes
12:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Willow Smith- Whip My Hair (back and forth) - Lyrics (Mar 27, 2011) 3:19 - Category: Music - 420,231 - 1,036 likes (88.6%), 133 dislikes (11.4%)
12:00 <Skirmish> Mew: If you show me a pic of you topless in piggy tails I will give you money.  That looks is so damn hot.
12:00 <Bastardly_One> was a pretty fucking nice day so I could catch up on heaps of shit 
13:00 <Skirmish> singles*
13:00 <HardTacoRebels> STILL EATS HEINZ APPLE N OATMEAL
13:00 <lifestolen> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JM7e5tsYOi8
13:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Apple Bottom Jeans Lyrics (Low) [HD] (Jun 29, 2011) 3:55 - Category: Music - 19,682,997 - 50,994 likes (96.3%), 1,936 dislikes (3.7%)
13:00 <Moke> beans make u fart
13:00 <Mew> Hehehe
13:00 <Moke> ok baked beans make u fucking fart for days
13:00 <Moke> just like taco bell
13:00 <Moke> not that we get taco bell in australia
13:00 <Ana_Ng> why would you want it
13:00 <tooheys> i hate baked beans
13:00 <Moke> taco bell
13:00 <Mew> taco taco tacooo
14:00 <HardTacoRebels> STILL DANCES IN FRONT OF TV TO PISS OFF SHADS
14:00 <Moke> baked beans can suck a cock
14:00 <tooheys> i like spaghetti & sausages though
14:00 <Bastardly_One> Moke, what's your excuse for continous shit out of your mouth though?
14:00 <tooheys> or spaghetti & meatballs
14:00 <Skirmish> Bastardly_One: What's yours?
14:00 <Bastardly_One> we have taco bills ... shitty rip off
14:00 <HardTacoRebels> baby food does still taste good
14:00 <tooheys> wish we were having those instead of a roast
14:00 <HardTacoRebels> i will admit that
14:00 <HardTacoRebels> there is no shame
14:00 <Moke> u know what i fucking love 
14:00 <Moke> sushi
14:00 <Moke> fucking sushi with the egg
14:00 <Bastardly_One> baby food is good for after dental work *shrugs*
14:00 <Moke> omfg that shit is the bomb
14:00 <Mew> mmmm sushi
14:00 <tooheys> i like the salmon sushi rolls
14:00 <Skirmish> I was going to guess sushi. You need to give more time for people to guess. 
14:00 <Moke> yeds
14:00 <tooheys> too fucking expensive though when u can eat as much as me
14:00 <Moke> yes tooheys
15:00 <Moke> california roll
15:00 <tooheys> i could eat 15 of the cunts no worries
15:00 <Moke> fuck i got the cricket on on foxtel
15:00 <Serenity> Skirmish did your units become accessable today?
15:00 <Moke> australia is fucking sucking
15:00 <Skirmish> I've never had sushi.  It doesn't sound like something I would find appealing. 
15:00 <Mew> I get full after 1.5 sushi
15:00 <lifestolen> boots wid da furrrrrrr
15:00 <tooheys> Skirmish, sushi is amazing
15:00 <Serenity> sushi is amazing
15:00 <tooheys> lol Serenity 
15:00 <Serenity> why wouldnt it appeal to you
15:00 <tooheys> Skirmish, try a salmon sushi roll
15:00 <Skirmish> Serenity: I haven't logged in today, did yours? 
15:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm not fond of the cheapest sushi place near me 
15:00 <Serenity> yeah my new units popped up today
16:00 <Bastardly_One> and the other one is just too expensive for what you get
16:00 <Skirmish> Ok, I will take a look. 
16:00 <Bastardly_One> I can't wait until tomorrow
16:00 <Serenity> lifestolen stop hitting on my husband
16:00 <Bastardly_One> that's when I find out about that OHS job
16:00 <Serenity> he wont kiss you ok
16:00 <tooheys> the sushi sushi shops are quite good, pretty expensive though
16:00 <tooheys> good quality food
17:00 <Serenity> i make my own sushi
17:00 <Serenity> sah gud
17:00 <Bastardly_One> what's that one at Southern Cross?
17:00 <tooheys> cbf doing that
17:00 <tooheys> my boss usually buys it for me 
17:00 <Bastardly_One> near the Chiko Roll shop?
17:00 <Bastardly_One> that was nice
17:00 <Skirmish> Something is going on  .... logging into Curtin uni is taking ages.
17:00 <Bastardly_One> I hardly do Melbourne when those stores are open 
17:00 <Bastardly_One> so it
18:00 <Bastardly_One> s the first time I've been there
19:00 <Lish> Don't bother with uni, it's a waste of time
19:00 <Lish> Unless you're going to be a doctor, or something then it's useful I guess
19:00 <tooheys> yeah it is all the indians get the jobs coz they are willing to be paid less
19:00 <lifestolen> https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfa1/t1.0-9/p417x417/542291_10151001453347331_1458403120_n.jpg
20:00 <Lish> Yeah exactly 
20:00 <Skirmish> Serenity: It appears both of mine are still locked.
21:00 <Lish> Skirmish: What are you studying 
22:00 <Skirmish> Lish: B. Arts Security, Terrorism & Counter Terrorism
22:00 <lifestolen> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J9gKyRmic20&list=RDJ9gKyRmic20
22:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Crowded House - Don't Dream It's Over (Apr 22, 2010) 4:06 - Category: Music - 11,677,400 - 61,423 likes (98.9%), 678 dislikes (1.1%)
22:00 <Lish> Oh sounds full on
22:00 <Lish> What kind of job does that get you? 
22:00 <lifestolen> thestig, mate
23:00 <Skirmish> Lish: Promotion potential in my current job or with private businesses that have Security depts. 
23:00 <Lish> Cool
23:00 <Lish> Is it hard to do it while you're working?
23:00 <Skirmish> Not sure yet.  Ask me in 12 weeks. 
23:00 <lifestolen> thestig, Why don't you say anything ?
23:00 <Lish> Oh you haven't started yet
23:00 <Lish> Cools
24:00 <Skirmish> It shouldn't be an issue. 
24:00 <Bastardly_One> no, not for someone who thinks so highly of themselves
24:00 <Lish> I would like to go back to uni for something to do in my spare time
24:00 <Bastardly_One> should be a breeze right?
24:00 <Serenity> mine might already be up cause im alrweady doing units with them
24:00 <Lish> But I don't want to pay for it
24:00 <Lish> It cost a fucking bomb and it'll get me nothing 
24:00 <Lish> So I guess I shouldn't haha
24:00 <Skirmish> Serenity: You're back through Swinburne again yeah? 
24:00 <Serenity> yeah all my units are with them
25:00 <Bastardly_One> did you know Swineburn payed cold hard cash to get called a uni?
25:00 <Lish> What do you study Serenity ?
25:00 <Skirmish> I am with Curtin and Griffith for this SP.  If they open a little early that would be nice.  Wait and see. 
25:00 <Bastardly_One> I went there and I had a lecturer who hated her job
25:00 <Bastardly_One> and she bagged the place out all the time
25:00 <Bastardly_One> for paying to become a uni
26:00 <Bastardly_One> I like the place myself 
26:00 <Skirmish> You've been everywhere mate. 
26:00 <Serenity> im doing a BA in behavioural studies (psychology)
26:00 <Lish> Do you have to do something else when you finish it to become a psychologist?
26:00 <Skirmish> Bastardly_One: What was it like watching Moses part the red sea? 
26:00 <Bastardly_One> I lived 3 blocks away ... went to the Prahran campus
26:00 <Serenity> no thats the complete degree to being able to be a psychologist
26:00 <Lish> Oh cool
26:00 <Bastardly_One> Skirmish best party trick ever
27:00 <Lish> How much longer do you have?
27:00 <Serenity> theres a behavioural studies and behavioural studies (psychology)
27:00 <Bastardly_One> beat the shit out of Jesus and that turning water to wine shit 
27:00 <Serenity> i only started 12 weeks ago so.. 4 years?
27:00 <Serenity> haha
27:00 <Lish> Oh hehe well that's good :) 
27:00 <Skirmish> Maurice!! What did you have? 
27:00 <Lish> You do it full time?
28:00 <Serenity> yeah full time
28:00 <Lish> Cools
28:00 <Skirmish> I swapped from my initial uni to Serenity's.  Cause it's where all the cool kids go.
28:00 <Lish> Awesome
28:00 <Lish> How much is a unit costing?
29:00 <Skirmish> Hang on let me look.  
29:00 <Serenity> 1 unit costs me $849
29:00 <Bastardly_One> would be a bit ... 
29:00 <Serenity> until next year then its like $906
29:00 <Bastardly_One> how many units?
29:00 <Lish> So crap
29:00 <Serenity> 24
29:00 <Lish> Costs a fortune
29:00 <Bastardly_One> that crap IT thing was like ... $5000 full price
29:00 <Bastardly_One> disgusting
30:00 <Bastardly_One> ouch @ 24
30:00 <Lish> Yeah ridiculous 
30:00 <Serenity> standard degree is 24 unit
30:00 <Serenity> s
30:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah right ... never asked one ... I feel like when they were talking to me 
30:00 <Bastardly_One> they were studying me 
30:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
30:00 <Lish> lol
30:00 <Bastardly_One> they probably were
31:00 <Lish> You get fee help or whatever hey
31:00 <Lish> So you only pay if you earn over a certain threshold?
31:00 <Serenity> yeah
31:00 <Serenity> i dont pay until i earn over 51k
31:00 <Bastardly_One> mental blank
31:00 <Bastardly_One> oh yeah Lish
31:00 <Lish> How much do you pay once you're over? 
31:00 <Bastardly_One> you can get a VET loan
31:00 <Serenity> if i do over 8 units i have to mantain a 50% pass which is fair enough
31:00 <Lish> Yeah that's why I'm not going back, I don't want to pay 
31:00 <Bastardly_One> for the course cost whatever it might be 
32:00 <Lish> Bastardly_One: what's a vet loan
32:00 <Serenity> i honesty dont know how much it costs all up
32:00 <Bastardly_One> just get a VET loan
32:00 <Serenity> it was too depressing to read
32:00 <Skirmish> $755 for me Lish
32:00 <Bastardly_One> and if you think you're not going to make that cash in the future
32:00 <Bastardly_One> you've a free course
32:00 <Serenity> b1 this is university not a fucking tafe diploma
32:00 <Lish> Cool Skirmish 
32:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah VET though is online innit?
32:00 <Mew> https://fbcdn-photos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfa1/v/t1.0-0/10406909_604282866347721_2681392444513171162_n.jpg?oh=d25bc884e2b50c2190cc216d157dd542&oe=5479FEAC&__gda__=1416074650_6cfe2a557c7c4fb78ff1a5d892a54080
32:00 <Bastardly_One> or is theBaron talking out of his arse again?
33:00 <Serenity> VET is for tafe
33:00 <Bastardly_One> that's what *I* thought
33:00 <Bastardly_One> stoned cunt he is 
33:00 <Serenity> FEE-HELP and HECS is for uni
33:00 <Mew> when does TheBaron talk out of his arose??
34:00 <Bastardly_One> this time :P
34:00 <Mew> arse lmao
34:00 <Bastardly_One> you should say when doesn't he
34:00 <Lish> I like the idea of studying to fill in time though
34:00 <Serenity> hes just adsent minded
34:00 <Bastardly_One> great mate but more of a know it all than I am :P
34:00 <Lish> Shame I don't wanna part with cash lol
34:00 <Bastardly_One> and absent minded for sure
34:00 <Mew> ive known him since I was like 16
34:00 <Bastardly_One> I think I need post it notes to remember my own name but he's baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad
34:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
34:00 <Serenity> its awfully depressing to think of how much it all costs
34:00 <Skirmish> I noticed The_Baron was rather nice to me when B1 was bagging me last night.  Will have to thank him when I see him next. 
34:00 <Bastardly_One> he's a good guy yeah?
35:00 <Serenity> the baron isnt a follower
35:00 <Bastardly_One> one of my friends out of here
35:00 <Bastardly_One> he was taking the piss out of you idiot
35:00 <Bastardly_One> you didn't notice
35:00 <Mew> yeah hes awesome I luf him
35:00 <Lish> Dr pepper time
35:00 <Serenity> i want dr pepper :(
35:00 <Lish> :) 
35:00 <Bastardly_One> he was giggling like a school girl in pm Skirmish
35:00 <Lish> Its the bedt
35:00 <Lish> Best
35:00 <Serenity> why do you feel the need to say things like that Bastardly_One
35:00 <Serenity> you're like a 12 year old girl
35:00 <Bastardly_One> you're that into yourself you didn't even realise
35:00 <Skirmish> Because he's a sad old man. 
35:00 <Serenity> HE HE WE WERE TALKING ABOUT YOU BEHIND YOUR BACK
35:00 <Serenity> ..
36:00 <Serenity> honestly
36:00 <Bastardly_One> no, I am sick of this bore thinking he is that awesome
36:00 <Bastardly_One> honestly
36:00 <Skirmish> lol another bore. 
36:00 <Bastardly_One> true story
36:00 <Serenity> hahaha there it is
36:00 <Skirmish> www.thesaurus.com
36:00 <Bastardly_One> get off your high horse over your little darling
36:00 <Serenity> Maurice for you my love https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpf1/t1.0-9/10570386_265553676973843_1640476804591475121_n.jpg
37:00 <Skirmish> Does someone with self confidence threaten you so much B1? 
37:00 <Bastardly_One> self confidence is good in someone that actually is as good as they think 
37:00 <Bastardly_One> but you, you are defintely not
38:00 <lifestolen> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xIkI-DzP1XM
38:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Phil Collins -Sussudio Lyrics (May 23, 2013) 4:28 - Category: Music - 2,467 -
38:00 <Skirmish> I am fucking awesome, and nothing your mouldy ole ass can say is going to change that.
38:00 <Mew> tune pz
39:00 <Bastardly_One> when trying to insult so poorly at least use correct words
39:00 <Bastardly_One> an ass is a mule
39:00 <Skirmish> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jsE276g9iXY
39:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Usher - Pop Ya Collar (High Quality) (Mar 26, 2010) 3:58 - Category: Music - 322,204 - 946 likes (95.2%), 48 dislikes (4.8%)
40:00 <Serenity> pedantic about spelling.. thats how you win an irc fight
40:00 <lifestolen> Usher - Pop Ya Collar (High Quality) 
41:00 <Bastardly_One> an irc fight ... shows the level of the mentality to wish for one out of both of you right now 
41:00 <lifestolen> Bastardly_One, we're not fighting
41:00 <Skirmish> You're attempting to operate at a level that you're not intellectually capable of ... and it's showing because you're not making sense.  
42:00 <Skirmish> Just calm down, put some anusol cream on to help with the butthurt burn, and relax. 
42:00 <lifestolen> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=05PCmqjIeNE
42:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: 2pac-Tupac All Eyez On Me (Mar 11, 2007) 5:08 - Category: Music - 17,982,191 - 47,030 likes (96.9%), 1,494 dislikes (3.1%)
42:00 <Bastardly_One> if that made no sense you need to be studying English and how to read ... oh that's right ... you only half read everything ... shows in your pathetic lame attempts to jump on the smallest thing
43:00 <bradd_pitts> honey im hooome
43:00 <Pyro-> <Bastardly_One> an irc fight ... shows the level of the mentality to wish for one out of both of you right now   <-- he's right.  it's a bit of a muddle that one
43:00 <Skirmish> lol me jump on the smallest thing?  You've been banging your mini boner at me so hard you knocked my router off the cupboard.
43:00 <bradd_pitts> seems eery time icome back 2 me laptop b1 is getting told off by someone
45:00 <Skirmish> bradd_pitts: Makes him cry, errytime. 
45:00 <lifestolen> 2pac-Tupac All Eyez On Me
45:00 <Bastardly_One> at least I am on your minds ... how's that make you feel? pretty sad?
46:00 <Bastardly_One> someone on irc affects you that much Skirmish eh? ... sad
46:00 <Pyro-> no, you're just there, sprouting shit all the time
46:00 <Pyro-> it';s not on our minds, it's just there in front of us
46:00 <bradd_pitts> how are you on my mind
46:00 <bradd_pitts> lol
46:00 <Bastardly_One> there you go ... again and again 
46:00 <bradd_pitts> i just looked at my laptop 
46:00 <bradd_pitts> and youre bitching as usual
46:00 <Bastardly_One> always about me ... how sad is that?
46:00 <Bastardly_One> get a new topic you sad creatures
46:00 <bradd_pitts> oh ok i'll think about gandhi when your nick is there
47:00 <bradd_pitts> logic 101
47:00 <Skirmish> Bastardly_One: Just type this for me and we'll have covered all bases.  "I know you are, you said you are, so what am I?"
47:00 <Skirmish> thanks.
47:00 <Bastardly_One> all I see is B1 this B1 that 
47:00 <Pyro-> you wish everything is all about you 
47:00 <bradd_pitts> so why do you keep joining
47:00 <bradd_pitts> idgi
47:00 <Bastardly_One> must be pretty sad that you have nothing else to type about
47:00 <Bastardly_One> B1 this B1 that 
47:00 <TheRiddler> :p
47:00 <bradd_pitts> is there someone in this channel that actually likes you
47:00 <bradd_pitts> hi ashypoo <3
47:00 <Bastardly_One> that's what you want and aren't getting 
47:00 <TheRiddler> hai <3
47:00 <Skirmish> One person tells you that you're a dickhead, maybe they are wrong. 10 people tell you that you are a dickhead, maybe you are a dickhead.
47:00 <bradd_pitts> hows you
47:00 <TheRiddler> good
48:00 <TheRiddler> yourself?
48:00 <bradd_pitts> excellllllent
48:00 <TheRiddler> nice
48:00 <bradd_pitts> had a brillzy day
48:00 <bradd_pitts> whats for dins
48:00 <TheRiddler> nice nice
48:00 <TheRiddler> leftover pizza
48:00 <bradd_pitts> oh so no alfredo loll
48:00 <TheRiddler> I'll make alfredo tomorrow
48:00 <bradd_pitts> hae you been cooking since you moved
48:00 <TheRiddler> yes
48:00 <Mew> bradd_pitts has rad tits
49:00 <Skirmish> I would offer to Skype with you B1 to sort this out ... but I feel that listening to an old man cry would just make me feel uncomfortable.
49:00 <TheRiddler> in a long while lol
49:00 <bradd_pitts> i sure do's
49:00 <bradd_pitts> hey mewmew
49:00 <bradd_pitts> nice 1 ash :')
49:00 <Mew> hay brabra
49:00 <TheRiddler> I dont remember the last time I cooked
49:00 <bradd_pitts> you made steak
49:00 <bradd_pitts> i wrote it down.
49:00 <bradd_pitts> jks
49:00 <TheRiddler> lol
49:00 <TheRiddler> that's when I moved
49:00 <bradd_pitts> lolllll
49:00 <bradd_pitts> terrible
50:00 <Bastardly_One> does anyone like me? how pathetic is that. Yeah, I join irc for a popularity contest ... sure sounds like you do to ask that 
50:00 <TheRiddler> I always helped my brother with saturday's dinner
50:00 <bradd_pitts> does he cook?
50:00 <bradd_pitts> like now
50:00 <TheRiddler> prepping vegies
50:00 <TheRiddler> er
50:00 <TheRiddler> yes
50:00 <bradd_pitts> oh good
50:00 <TheRiddler> I do sunday he does saturday
51:00 <bradd_pitts> hes lookin after yas
51:00 <TheRiddler> lol
51:00 <bradd_pitts> :D
51:00 <Skirmish> Bastardly_One: Ask yourself this ... how many people join chatrooms where they are widely viewed as a whinging old dickhead.  I eagerly await your answer. 
51:00 <TheRiddler> he isn't home tuesday-friday till 8:20
51:00 <bradd_pitts> work?
51:00 <Bastardly_One> B1 B1 B1 ... get over your obsession ... it's embarrassing
51:00 <TheRiddler> yes
51:00 <bradd_pitts> kewL
51:00 <TheRiddler> he does 2 jobs
51:00 <bradd_pitts> what does he do
51:00 <Skirmish> So ... you're not going to answer me then? 
52:00 <Skirmish> Ok. The answer is one. 
52:00 <Bastardly_One> like I said, I don't think in terms of a popularity contest ... shows your mentality
52:00 <TheRiddler> recovery personnel at kmart and technician at a computer shop
52:00 <bradd_pitts> Skirmish hes so black and white, no one mentioned a popularity contest. its just........ curious as to why youd keep joining if no one likes you lol
52:00 <Skirmish> I agree. 
52:00 <bradd_pitts> oh thats cool ash
52:00 <Bastardly_One> yip yip yip the lap dog pipes up
53:00 <Bastardly_One> B1 B1 B1 B1 B1! I must get his attention!
53:00 <bradd_pitts> oh dear. typical teenage girl responses
53:00 <Bastardly_One> that's all I see out of your two
53:00 <bradd_pitts> yowzer
53:00 <Skirmish> Dumber people have gotten the hint and left.  I think that B1 is going to end up in #cats if he doesn't take a hard look at himself. 
53:00 <TheRiddler> lol
53:00 <Bastardly_One> and still you are going 
53:00 <MarshaQuilt> meow
53:00 <Skirmish> Thanks for commentating the channel for us B1 ... what would we do without you. 
53:00 <TheRiddler> I'm still hungry
53:00 <bradd_pitts> okies im gonna go have dindins. its been a lovely 5 mins.........
53:00 <TheRiddler> :(
54:00 <bradd_pitts> Skirmish, TheRiddler
54:00 <bradd_pitts> x
54:00 <TheRiddler> laters
54:00 <TheRiddler> xx
54:00 <MarshaQuilt> Oi
54:00 <MarshaQuilt> OI
54:00 <Bastardly_One> I had the BEST dinner ... fuck I did well this time
54:00 <bradd_pitts> oh MEW
54:00 <bradd_pitts> MEW
54:00 <bradd_pitts> .
54:00 <MarshaQuilt> xx
54:00 <bradd_pitts> <3
54:00 <Picard> what did u eat?
54:00 <bradd_pitts> a bowl of cum.
54:00 <bradd_pitts> ok bye.
54:00 <tooheys> it was only a pastie get over it man
54:00 <Bastardly_One> pasties I made myself 
54:00 <Maurice> Lol Serenity @ link
54:00 <Picard> eeewww
55:00 <Bastardly_One> but for once they were fucking brilliant
55:00 <Picard> cant eat pasties or sausage rolls
55:00 <Lish> Haven't you gone on holiday yet picard
55:00 <Skirmish> MAWREES!  What did you have for lunch? 
55:00 <Bastardly_One> tooheys, I love the things ... and a good one is hard to find
55:00 <TheRiddler> are they too good for you picard?
55:00 <Bastardly_One> Picard, fair enough ... I am fussy as fuck on sausage rolls and pasties
55:00 <Picard> Lish no, we fly to melbourne sunday then fly to phuket monday morning
55:00 <Skirmish> My tuna roll and yoghurt seemed worse than normal because I kept thinking about a pub lunch. 
55:00 <Lish> Excellent
56:00 <Bastardly_One> pies are easier in that sense ... pies are 50/50 on being good
56:00 <Picard> dont get me wrong Bastardly_One i love them, they just dont agree with me
56:00 <Picard> indigestions big time
56:00 <Bastardly_One> aaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
56:00 <Bastardly_One> the onion and pepper and stuff
56:00 <Picard> Lish what are u doing sunday night?
56:00 <Maurice> Skirmish, I got a burger
56:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah that wouldn't be fun
56:00 <Lish> Picard: Nothing
56:00 <Picard> coffee?
56:00 <Lish> Pass
56:00 <Skirmish> I bet it was huge .... with chips ...... :( 
56:00 <Picard> my shout
56:00 <Lish> It's ok, I can afford my own coffee
57:00 <Lish> I don't meet people from irc
57:00 <Lish> I haven't since I was like 14
57:00 <Picard> Brunettis is the best coffee in melbourne
57:00 <Bastardly_One> she's like 15 now
57:00 <Skirmish> Excellent stance to take Lish. 
57:00 <Lish> They have nice cakes
57:00 <MarshaQuilt> these are my fav b1 http://www.vilis.com/bakery/savouries/pasties/pasty/
57:00 <Lish> Coffee is lame 
57:00 <Lish> Bastardly_One: Exactly ;) 
57:00 <Lish> Skirmish: I know, I don't want to get murdered
57:00 <Bastardly_One> Mew, we can't get them much over here now unfortunately 
57:00 <Picard> ive only met 2 irc people
57:00 <{LeE}> i had my first coffee today O_o 
57:00 <Maurice> It was, I only ate half
58:00 <Maurice> Right now I'm cooking stir fry
58:00 <Bastardly_One> they are a yum brand though
58:00 <{LeE}> well second one in my life
58:00 <TheRiddler> .
58:00 <{LeE}> brb
58:00 <Skirmish> Whilst my life wouldn't have been anywhere close to as interesting as it has been ... there are some irc/internet people I wish I had not met. 
58:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah a few that came to the meets I helped do I wish I never met 
58:00 <Skirmish> Aren't you dead yet? 
59:00 <Skirmish> Soon? 
59:00 <Lish> All the people I met have disappeared
59:00 <Picard> i wouldnt do a irc meet, thats kinda lame
59:00 <Skirmish> Lish: You must have buried them deep.
59:00 <Bastardly_One> I keep in touch with about half of them
59:00 <Lish> So probably best you didn't meet me
59:00 <Lish> Haha yeah
59:00 <Serenity> why is it lame
59:00 <Picard> i met Knux and kibblz at crown
59:00 <Serenity> you come here.. just like they do whats the difference
59:00 <Bastardly_One> one I lost touch with a while ago I am trying to find ... someone wants to buy a drawing off me she did for me 
59:00 <Skirmish> I'd meet you Picard.  I'd give you a massive nipple cripple. 
59:00 <Lish> Killers
59:00 <Picard> lol Skirmish
00:00 <Picard> id meet Serenity
00:00 <Picard> and Lish
00:00 <Skirmish> Whilst doing it I would be yelling WHISTLE!  WHISTLE!!
00:00 <Lish> :) 
00:00 <TheRiddler> you'd have to lift alot of fold Skirmish
00:00 <Picard> both interesting ladies
00:00 <Lish> I met my husband and he went on irc
00:00 <Lish> But oz.org and I didn't know him from irc
00:00 <Lish> So it doesn't count
00:00 <Lish> Otherwise it'd be too depressing
00:00 <Serenity> my ex came on here before we met
00:00 <Skirmish> Come on ... even if he was big his tits would be proportionate.
00:00 <Bastardly_One> did you know anyone else from melb ozorg?
00:00 <Serenity> hes the reason im here tho
01:00 <Bastardly_One> I found that place after this actually when it was smaller
01:00 <Picard> to stalk him Serenity?
01:00 <Bastardly_One> ozorg
01:00 <Serenity> stalk?
01:00 <Serenity> lol no
01:00 <Lish> Bastardly_One: Yes I know lots of people from there
01:00 <Picard> lol
01:00 <Maurice> I've met nobody from IRC because I'm a good girl
01:00 <Picard> id meet Bastardly_One
01:00 <Serenity> you lying bitch
01:00 <Skirmish> The first girl I played hide the sausage with from the internet was an oz.org gal.
01:00 <Maurice> Never!
01:00 <Picard> lol Maurice
01:00 <TheRiddler> I've met 3ppl
01:00 <Bastardly_One> Lish, who's that "Dom" guy that chelle went out with can you remember?
01:00 <Maurice> Ok fine, I met shit tonnes back in the day
01:00 <Serenity> ive met a handful
01:00 <Lish> Oh I don't know that much detail
01:00 <Skirmish> Actually ... 3rd. 
01:00 <TheRiddler> wait 4
01:00 <Picard> Maurice had coffee with chucky
02:00 <Maurice> I'm just lucky I didn't get pregnant at a party [Maverick] was at
02:00 <Bastardly_One> he used to walk around the channel 
02:00 <Maurice> I don't drink coffee
02:00 <TheRiddler> I also met wheelsonfire
02:00 <TheRiddler> lol
02:00 <Skirmish> First two were AOL chat and ICQ
02:00 <Bastardly_One> acting all Master like 
02:00 <Serenity> hey i slept on the same couch he fucked on
02:00 <Lish> I want to meet my future husband knifebunny 
02:00 <Serenity> im lucky i didnt have a litter
02:00 <Bastardly_One> goth guy 
02:00 <Maurice> Lol Serenity
02:00 <ShadowLurker> rofl
02:00 <MarshaQuilt> I've met about 15 people from austnet
02:00 <Picard> Maurice what did you and chucky talk about? carpet binding?
02:00 <Maurice> If you say so, yes
02:00 <Serenity> pretty sure she didnt meet chucky lol
03:00 <Picard> lol
03:00 <MarshaQuilt> I'm still friends with like 14 of them
03:00 <Maurice> I haven't met anyone from here since I was about 19
03:00 <Maurice> Last year..
03:00 <Picard> romper wanted to meet me
03:00 <TheRiddler> 15 was panda right lol
03:00 <{LeE}> back
03:00 <Lish> I met lots of people from #irc4kids
03:00 <Lish> Anyone remember that channel?
03:00 <TheRiddler> wb {LeE}
03:00 <MarshaQuilt> Yes riddles lol
03:00 <{LeE}> ta
03:00 <{LeE}> ellooo
03:00 <Picard> ness hello lover
03:00 <{LeE}> had to shave bf hair well the bits he couldnt get too
03:00 <Serenity> heaps of people from perth i already knew before i knew was irc was
04:00 <Serenity> so i dunno if they count
04:00 <lifestolen> 2pac-Changes 
04:00 <{LeE}> Serenity no they dont count
04:00 <Skirmish> Lish: B1 tried to meet people in that channel but said he was a creepy 35yo trying to hang out with kids. 
04:00 <TheRiddler> lifestolen stfu
04:00 <{LeE}> i knew heaps of ppl before i knew of irc my self
04:00 <MarshaQuilt> I'm still heaps fun IRL if anyone wants 2 meat up ;)
04:00 <lifestolen> 2pac - Changes 
04:00 <Lish> Skirmish: Seems right
04:00 <{LeE}> but no one comes on any more
04:00 <Picard> lol Skirmish
04:00 <{LeE}> apart from one person
05:00 <Bastardly_One> you'd have to of been here a decade ago to know anyone I've met
05:00 <Picard> jess wanted to meet me 
05:00 <Bastardly_One> stebie is so fucking TALL!
05:00 <Picard> i declined
05:00 <Lish> Bastardly_One: I was here a decade ago
05:00 <Bastardly_One> name some names Lish
05:00 <{LeE}> which jess
05:00 <Picard> i dunno how long ive been ehre
05:00 <Bastardly_One> tell you if I've met them
05:00 <{LeE}> there was like 4 of them 
05:00 <Picard> the crow
05:00 <Lish> Janelle
05:00 <Lish> Knifebunny
05:00 <Lish> Ash
05:00 <{LeE}> omg lols brb
05:00 <Lish> Umm... There's heaps
05:00 <Skirmish> Picard: Why did you decline? I knocked back meeting Mzyoyo ... she was too many kinds of weird for me to ignore.
05:00 <Lish> Dallas
06:00 <Bastardly_One> hang on was Janelle Black^lace?
06:00 <Bastardly_One> in #sex?
06:00 <Lish> Tism or Andy he was an ircop
06:00 <Lish> I dunno man
06:00 <Bastardly_One> great story about her and her best friend 
06:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
06:00 <Picard> she called me to meet at crown, i didnt answer
06:00 <Serenity> [6:05pm] <Picard> i dunno how long ive been ehre
06:00 <MarshaQuilt> I was 15/16 hanging out with 25+yrlds from irc but I didn't even get raped or murdered
06:00 <Picard> i dunno y, guess i just chik=ckened out
06:00 <Serenity> well i worked out ive been here 7-8 years and youve been here longer than i am
06:00 <MarshaQuilt> I just partied alongside them
06:00 <Lish> Wow MarshaQuilt that's so first
06:00 <Picard> chickened**
06:00 <Skirmish> Mzyoyo wanted to meet at a David Jones store in Sydney and kept asking if I knew any good hotels in the area.  
06:00 <ness> IRC was ok back in the day
06:00 <Bastardly_One> they broke up a lifelong friendship over a scanner and it was my fault
06:00 <ness> im more concerned now
07:00 <TheRiddler> you eat alot of chicken
07:00 <Lish> Agree ness
07:00 <MarshaQuilt> Yeah I'm pretty lucky Lish lol
07:00 <ness> people like Picard...LOL
07:00 <Skirmish> I guess she was going to make me buy some expensive underwear to avert attention from her massive forehead. 
07:00 <TheRiddler> LOL
07:00 <Picard> Serenity i think over 10 years would be a good guess
07:00 <Picard> thats rather sad actually
07:00 <Picard> ness wat?
07:00 <Serenity> i can never remeber what year
08:00 <lifestolen> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ctLfUh2ZBlU
08:00 <Serenity> but it was after my oldest was born and before my youngest was born
08:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Jedi Mind Tricks (Vinnie Paz + Stoupe) - "The Age of Sacred Terror" [Official Audio] (Mar 26, 2013) 4:39 - Category: Music - 33,437 - 176 likes (96.7%), 6 dislikes (3.3%)
08:00 <Lish> When I have kids I'll just irc all day when on mat leave
08:00 <Picard> i was working for CSIRO when i first come here, i think Lachlan was a baby so thats about 14 or so years
09:00 <Lish> Excelkenttttttt
09:00 <Bastardly_One> I am trying to remember 
09:00 <Bastardly_One> 14 or 15 I think
09:00 <Serenity> get some hard ircing in before they are born lol
09:00 <Bastardly_One> that's a bit sad
09:00 <Serenity> you wont get time after until theyre about 5
09:00 <Lish> Damn
09:00 <Serenity> i know right.. life ruiners
09:00 <Lish> I was thinking mat leave will be a holiday 
09:00 <Lish> Haha
09:00 <MarshaQuilt> I'll be here waiting to chat the fuck out of you Lish
09:00 <Lish> Yay
10:00 <Picard> kids are overrated
10:00 <Zade> i have been chatting here for about 1 year 
10:00 <Bastardly_One> nothing prepears you for when that little critter comes home though
10:00 <Serenity> i had like an 18 month break in my years tho
10:00 <Skirmish> Ethan is 14 in February and I started chatting here a few months before he was born. 
10:00 <Serenity> cause i was 'banned'
10:00 <Bastardly_One> you won't be having a holiday
10:00 <MarshaQuilt> I came back in 2012
10:00 <Maurice> I wasn't on here when I had my first
10:00 <Lish> Damn kids
10:00 <Lish> Seem like a lot of work
10:00 <lifestolen> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ctLfUh2ZBlU
10:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Jedi Mind Tricks (Vinnie Paz + Stoupe) - "The Age of Sacred Terror" [Official Audio] (Mar 26, 2013) 4:39 - Category: Music - 33,437 - 176 likes (96.7%), 6 dislikes (3.3%)
10:00 <{LeE}> back again
11:00 <{LeE}> woot woot
11:00 <Maurice> With the 2nd there was about 4 of us preg, so when you'd type !nick it'd say how far and link a belly pic lol
11:00 <{LeE}> any one need some haor 
11:00 <Serenity> i thought having another baby would be a good idea
11:00 <{LeE}> hair>
11:00 <Zade> before then was ur chat and bigpond chat 
11:00 <Serenity> then i baby sat my niece
11:00 <Serenity> sheeshh
11:00 <Maurice> Having any babies is not a good idea
11:00 <MarshaQuilt> You got banned for 18mo? ,WTF
11:00 <MarshaQuilt> was it thewjm?
11:00 <Serenity> not banned from the server lol
11:00 <Skirmish> I love being a parent.  Best thing I will ever do with my entire life. 
11:00 <Serenity> banned by my ex
12:00 <Bastardly_One> Mew, I've done that and TheWJM did it *lol* ... this channel 18mths
12:00 <MarshaQuilt> ohhhhg
12:00 <Lish> So many parents
12:00 <Serenity> smart phones didnt exist back then
12:00 <Bastardly_One> My son is 20 this year 
12:00 <{LeE}> i'm glad im a parent too 
12:00 <Serenity> and he blocked IRC from home
12:00 <{LeE}> love it :D
12:00 <Bastardly_One> that always spins me out that my own son is 20 this yer
12:00 <MarshaQuilt> why though?
12:00 <Bastardly_One> *year
12:00 <Serenity> because he was a possessed freak
12:00 <{LeE}> shit u r old
13:00 <Skirmish> Bastardly_One: I think you would be a fantastic role model for a kid. 
13:00 <Serenity> YOU LOOKED OUT THE WINDOW WHILE THE MAIL MAN RODE PAST ARE YOU FUCKING HIM?!?!
13:00 <Picard> possessed?
13:00 <Serenity> LOL possessive..
13:00 <Serenity> wtf
13:00 <{LeE}> Bastardly_One i always forget that ur way older
13:00 <Picard> was he a demon
13:00 <lifestolen> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TcYOy6I6OR8
13:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Jimi Hendrix Experience * Hey Joe * (Jun 18, 2012) 3:34 - Category: Music - 841,491 -
13:00 <Bastardly_One> Jesus Christ
13:00 <Serenity> we were shit for each other
14:00 <Skirmish> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=guUhY8JY-cA    <---------- Hilarious video.  WATCH!  Kid loses his shit.
14:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Dad mows over kids video games (Aug 23, 2014) 3:22 - Category: People & Blogs - 71,757 - 862 likes (85.6%), 145 dislikes (14.4%)
14:00 <Bastardly_One> I just got asked by an American seriously if I lived in the outback
14:00 <Picard> you do
14:00 <Picard> lol
14:00 <{LeE}> lol
14:00 <Zade> ballarat is pretty close to outback
14:00 <Picard> sure is
14:00 <Picard> kangaroos running down the street
14:00 <{LeE}> in the middle of butt fuck no where
14:00 <Serenity> thats about as dumb as you asking if perth is the city
15:00 <{LeE}> lol
15:00 <Picard> [DoC] wtf?
15:00 <Bastardly_One> exact response was
15:00 <Bastardly_One>  yep, I ride a kangaroo down the main street to go wrestle crocs everyday for a living
15:00 <Picard> -[DoC]- fuck off loser
15:00 <Skirmish> You'd be out of breath looking at a croc let alone wrestling one.
15:00 <lifestolen> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zfy5dFhw3ik
15:00 <Zade> of course mildura is way close to the outback
15:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Swordfish hack (Sep 20, 2009) 2:13 - Category: Science & Technology - 243,877 - 323 likes (88.7%), 41 dislikes (11.3%)
15:00 <Bastardly_One> I was taking the piss ... ffs, you didn't even have sunday shopping until recently did ya?
15:00 <{LeE}> O_o 
16:00 <Picard> perth doesnt have 7-11's
16:00 <lifestolen> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zfy5dFhw3ik
16:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Swordfish hack (Sep 20, 2009) 2:13 - Category: Science & Technology - 243,877 - 323 likes (88.7%), 41 dislikes (11.3%)
16:00 <{LeE}> my birds have gone insane an my bf is talking to them all telling them that they are nuts lols
16:00 <Picard> [DoC] stop notice messaging me
16:00 <Zade> no indians in perth?
16:00 <stebie> bitches
16:00 <{LeE}> stebie
16:00 <{LeE}> elloooooooooooo where u been
16:00 <Bastardly_One> steebee
16:00 <[DoC]> indians are everywhere Zade
17:00 <Picard> Zade nuh lol
17:00 <stebie> what's up?
17:00 <Picard> indians are a disgusting race
17:00 <[DoC]> Picard dont be a racist.
17:00 <Skirmish> {LeE}: Your boyfriend is talking to birds?  Seems like he's the nuts one.
17:00 <Picard> stebie
17:00 <TheRiddler> you have something in common then Picard
17:00 <lifestolen> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ukK9hjIYWmY
17:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Bob Marley - 400 Years (Apr 23, 2008) 2:31 - Category: Music - 866,021 - 1,189 likes (97.3%), 33 dislikes (2.7%)
17:00 <Picard> enough with the hate guys
17:00 <{LeE}> lol Skirmish yeah but i love him
18:00 <Bastardly_One> people talk to their pets all the time 
18:00 <Skirmish> You used to love Joel too. 
18:00 <lifestolen> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ukK9hjIYWmY
18:00 <Picard> im here for a pleasant irc experience tonight
18:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Bob Marley - 400 Years (Apr 23, 2008) 2:31 - Category: Music - 866,021 - 1,189 likes (97.3%), 33 dislikes (2.7%)
18:00 <[DoC]> lol
18:00 <{LeE}> Skirmish did i 
18:00 <{LeE}> dont remember that 
18:00 <Skirmish> Yes. 
18:00 <Picard> i talk to my dog
18:00 <Serenity> LOL at this vid Skirmish
18:00 <Serenity> good on the dad
18:00 <Picard> she listens
18:00 <{LeE}> i rather forget that i even met him
18:00 <Skirmish> Serenity: I know!  Bit harsh by the dad but the kid obviously has a problem.
18:00 <{LeE}> most dogs do listen 
19:00 <Serenity> if my adult son was bludging in my house doing that
19:00 <stebie> g'day Picard
19:00 <Serenity> id do the same
19:00 <Skirmish> I am going to show Ethan the vid this weekend.  He can get a bit attached to the PS3 at times.
19:00 <{LeE}> take the ps3 away 
19:00 <{LeE}> for awhile
19:00 <Serenity> GAMING WAS GONNA BE MY JOB
19:00 <Serenity> LOL
19:00 <Serenity> back in the day it used to be being in a band
19:00 <Serenity> now its gaming
20:00 <Skirmish> It's used by the whole family.  Plus, I don't need to remove things to stop him using them.  I just say no. 
20:00 <{LeE}> lol
20:00 <{LeE}> Skirmish thats alright then 
20:00 <lifestolen> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QbSdviY1JLQ
20:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Bob Marley - Could You Be Loved (Apr 27, 2008) 3:54 - Category: Music - 1,640,225 - 4,050 likes (98.1%), 77 dislikes (1.9%)
20:00 <TheRiddler> stop lifestolen
21:00 <Skirmish> He doesn't have a PS3 at his mothers and he plays a lot of the same games at my house as his mates, so I can understand why he's keen to play when he is here. 
21:00 <lifestolen> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QbSdviY1JLQ
21:00 <{LeE}> this baby is like ganna burst my bladder i swear it uses it as a trampolin 
21:00 <British^Meat> Oh lifestolen, being a problem user again
21:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Bob Marley - Could You Be Loved (Apr 27, 2008) 3:54 - Category: Music - 1,640,225 - 4,050 likes (98.1%), 77 dislikes (1.9%)
21:00 <stebie> yeah, stop
21:00 <British^Meat> he was doing that this morning :)
21:00 <British^Meat> What a weirdo
21:00 <Serenity> LOL at this guy
21:00 <Serenity> NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-HOOOOOOOOOO-AH OOOOOOOOOOOOO
21:00 <TheRiddler> nude pics {LeE} :p
21:00 <Serenity> ASHLEY!
21:00 <{LeE}> TheRiddler????
21:00 <TheRiddler> jk
21:00 <MarshaQuilt> do u guys leave the teabag in when u drink tea?
21:00 <Skirmish> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=guUhY8JY-cA    <------------ If anyone didn't watch it when I first linked it .... take the 3 and a half minutes to watch.  Well worth it. 
21:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Dad mows over kids video games (Aug 23, 2014) 3:22 - Category: People & Blogs - 71,758 - 864 likes (85.6%), 145 dislikes (14.4%)
22:00 <TheRiddler> how far are you along {LeE}?
22:00 <{LeE}> TheRiddler thats just not kool
22:00 <stebie> seen it
22:00 <Skirmish> MarshaQuilt: Teabag should not remain in the cup any longer than 2 mins.
22:00 <stebie> it's lame
22:00 <{LeE}> 20 weeks tomorrow
22:00 <TheRiddler> ahh
22:00 <{LeE}> yeahhh
22:00 <TheRiddler> cool
22:00 <{LeE}> sure is 
22:00 <{LeE}> oh
22:00 <British^Meat> not sure how legit that vid is, but still, thats how i see all xbox gamers....
23:00 <British^Meat> They really are a different breed
23:00 <Skirmish> The way that kid carries on I wouldn't at all be surprised if he is in the news for killing his family with an axe. 
23:00 <MarshaQuilt> Really?? I've just started leaving it in and its great
23:00 <Skirmish> Lumeah glined?  LOL
23:00 <British^Meat> welll, the yankie ones are
23:00 <Serenity> hahaha what did hagrid do
23:00 <Skirmish> lol hagrid
23:00 <Skirmish> I lol in real life too much each time I see that typed. 
24:00 <Serenity> man dinner rocked
24:00 <MarshaQuilt> She's been sucking off all my lads in #cats good riddance
24:00 <stebie> Serenity, looks like she flooded a channel, then i guess an oper actioned it further
24:00 <{LeE}> Serenity what ya have for dinner
24:00 <Serenity> rofl is that mew?
24:00 <MarshaQuilt> Yis
24:00 <TheRiddler> you're a lizard 'arry
24:00 <Serenity> home made burgers lee
24:00 <Serenity> pull her hair out mew
24:00 <{LeE}> oh yummmyyy sounds awesome
24:00 <Serenity> shads has a hard on for her lol
24:00 <{LeE}> :?
24:00 <{LeE}> :/
25:00 <MarshaQuilt> She can have shads but not my joelly
25:00 <Picard> for lumeah?
25:00 <Serenity> #MELB0RNE topic is 'Lumead is a hot young lady'
25:00 <Serenity> LOL
25:00 <Picard> lolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
25:00 <Serenity> lumeah**
25:00 <Picard> if u are into whales
26:00 <Serenity> shes not fat
26:00 <TheRiddler> whales?
26:00 <Serenity> but she looks like hagrid
26:00 <Bastardly_One> I've never seen her 
26:00 <Picard> she has a fat head
26:00 <Picard> looks like a golly wog
26:00 <{LeE}> i thought it was a guy 
26:00 <{LeE}> :/
26:00 <Serenity> its all that hair
26:00 <Bastardly_One> she reminds me of PrincessWarrior in ways
26:00 <MarshaQuilt> and her penis
26:00 <Bastardly_One> but not so aggressive
26:00 <Serenity> rofl princess warrior
26:00 <TheRiddler> sif
26:00 <Serenity> tonka tits
26:00 <Serenity> she was the worst
26:00 <{LeE}> lol
26:00 <TheRiddler> way different
26:00 <Bastardly_One> good old paula
26:00 <MarshaQuilt> whoa I forgot about PW
27:00 <Serenity> pollock and I used to call her tonka tits/diesle balls
27:00 <Bastardly_One> sleeps with wildlife
27:00 <Bastardly_One> diesel balls
27:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
27:00 <lifestolen> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9aMA6Fa1xII
27:00 <Serenity> you used to be able to google austnet and see a pic of her udders
27:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Burkhard Dallwitz - 'Its a jungle out their' UnderBelly (May 29, 2008) 4:10 - Category: Music - 114,478 - 347 likes (98.6%), 5 dislikes (1.4%)
27:00 <TheRiddler> her goat is a indoor goat
28:00 <TheRiddler> and her cow comes inside
28:00 <TheRiddler> .
28:00 <{LeE}> oh wow
28:00 <Bastardly_One> TheRiddler, hence the sleeps with wildlife comment
28:00 <Picard> i dont remember her
28:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah Daisy
28:00 <Bastardly_One> I think I know that cow's life story
28:00 <Skirmish> Princesswarrior told me that she had reported me to NSW Police and they were watching the channels I was in building a case against me.
28:00 <Bastardly_One> not by choice
28:00 <lifestolen> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9aMA6Fa1xII
28:00 <TheRiddler> I wonder if it shat on the floor
28:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Burkhard Dallwitz - 'Its a jungle out their' UnderBelly (May 29, 2008) 4:10 - Category: Music - 114,478 - 347 likes (98.6%), 5 dislikes (1.4%)
28:00 <MarshaQuilt> Can we put up the austnet boobs again now that liinda is gone? RIP liinda
28:00 <Serenity> [40] [02:43pm Skirmish] LOL @ PrInCeSsWaRRioR sneaking. That'd be like a Ford G6E doing 0-100 in 4 seconds.
28:00 <Serenity> rofll
28:00 <TheRiddler> fresh cow shit is disgusting
28:00 <Bastardly_One> lol @ that line 
29:00 <Picard> TheRiddler you dont eat it man
29:00 <Zade> lol
29:00 <Serenity> mew if you can get me a handbra to replace lindas
29:00 <Serenity> ill put them back
29:00 <MarshaQuilt> Just draw something in paint
29:00 <lifestolen> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9aMA6Fa1xII
29:00 <TheRiddler> lol
29:00 <MarshaQuilt> A rainbow unicorn
29:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Burkhard Dallwitz - 'Its a jungle out their' UnderBelly (May 29, 2008) 4:10 - Category: Music - 114,478 - 347 likes (98.6%), 5 dislikes (1.4%)
29:00 <Serenity> TheRiddler
29:00 <Serenity> do a hand bra pic for me
29:00 <TheRiddler> {LeE} handbra pls 
29:00 <TheRiddler> oh
29:00 <{LeE}> no
29:00 <{LeE}> lol
29:00 <TheRiddler> how  do I do 1 lol
30:00 <Lumeah> I get my own topic huh? 
30:00 <{LeE}> i cant hold my boobs there too big atm
30:00 <TheRiddler> it'd be very out of place
30:00 <MarshaQuilt> You should put that pic of excessive in his undies up instead of it
30:00 <TheRiddler> even more reason
30:00 <Serenity> i should put my pic up i put on skype the other night
30:00 <Serenity> with me glowing nips
30:00 <MarshaQuilt> He submitted it for a handbra thingy
30:00 <Picard> Lumeah yes you do, why so surprised as your hair has its own postcode
30:00 <Serenity> LOL
30:00 <Bastardly_One> oh fuck Mew
30:00 <Serenity> do you have the pic mew?
31:00 <Bastardly_One> I just remembered that 
31:00 <MarshaQuilt> No but its etched in my memory like an eternal skidmark
31:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... well said
31:00 <Serenity> i didnt see it
31:00 <Picard> Mew
31:00 <Bastardly_One> he is still pissy at me 
31:00 <Serenity> er
31:00 <Bastardly_One> still
31:00 <Serenity> 'save' it
31:00 <MarshaQuilt> Picard?
31:00 <Serenity> i saw it..but i didnt save it
31:00 <Rak> ooooh someone set off my glowing nips highlight
31:00 <Bastardly_One> has little goes in other channels
32:00 <TheRiddler> rob schneider
32:00 <MarshaQuilt> Rak do a handbra
32:00 <Bastardly_One> was all bobble head on a tiny body anyway
32:00 <lifestolen> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9aMA6Fa1xII
32:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Burkhard Dallwitz - 'Its a jungle out their' UnderBelly (May 29, 2008) 4:10 - Category: Music - 114,478 - 347 likes (98.6%), 5 dislikes (1.4%)
32:00 <Rak> i'm not booby enough for even a hand bra
32:00 <Rak> or maybe i have big hands.  something something
32:00 <Serenity> fucking hell what did i do with those tits
32:00 <Bastardly_One> find "tits" ?
33:00 <Bastardly_One> that'll narrow it down to 20000000000000 files
33:00 <Rak> open the program you used for the pic and click on save as and see the default location
33:00 <Rak> find those boobs!
33:00 <MarshaQuilt> I used to have it on my phone but ive got a new one now
33:00 <Serenity> oh man
33:00 <Serenity> lindas boobs are delicious
33:00 <TheRiddler> the handbra collage
33:00 <TheRiddler> ?
33:00 <Serenity> yeah
33:00 <Serenity> i found it
33:00 <TheRiddler> ok
34:00 <TheRiddler> good lol
34:00 <Picard> lol Serenity
34:00 <MarshaQuilt> phew
34:00 <Picard> liinda is lovely
34:00 <Bastardly_One> Serenity, you've seen a face pic of her around the same time yeah?
34:00 <Bastardly_One> combine the both and it's my version of heaven
34:00 <Serenity> probably
34:00 <Bastardly_One> she is HOT stuff
35:00 <TheRiddler> italian beauty :p
35:00 <Picard> Bastardly_One keep dreaming
35:00 <TheRiddler> he is
35:00 <MarshaQuilt> I wonder why she liked austnet
35:00 <TheRiddler> durrr
35:00 <Bastardly_One> Picard, never in my lifetime man 
35:00 <Picard> lol
35:00 <Picard> she is my irc wife
35:00 <Bastardly_One> she's too nice as a person for one thing 
35:00 <Picard> partay hello how are you tonight?
36:00 <Rak> glowing nips?
36:00 <TheRiddler> kinder eggs are even confiscated if you bring them into the US
37:00 <TheRiddler> there's probably a black market
37:00 <Picard> racist
37:00 <TheRiddler> canadian border runs
37:00 <TheRiddler> pls no pictarding
38:00 <Picard> shhh
38:00 <lifestolen> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9aMA6Fa1xII
38:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Burkhard Dallwitz - 'Its a jungle out their' UnderBelly (May 29, 2008) 4:10 - Category: Music - 114,478 - 347 likes (98.6%), 5 dislikes (1.4%)
38:00 <{LeE}> i feel like ice cream 
38:00 <Serenity> ok i replaced liindas with a glowing nipple
38:00 <TheRiddler> lol
38:00 <Serenity> cause she really didnt want them up there anymore
38:00 <TheRiddler> ok
39:00 <Bastardly_One> damn
39:00 <Serenity> and im an ASW
39:00 <Bastardly_One> I wanted to see them one more time
39:00 <partay> Picard how's your bum for grubs
40:00 <Picard> partay will you refrain for talking trash tonight, i dont want you messing up my mood
40:00 <Skirmish> Who owns the blue boob?  Smurfette?
40:00 <Serenity> ITS ULTRA VIOLET
40:00 <Serenity> YOU UNCULTURED SWINE
41:00 <Picard> blue boobs are mine
41:00 <Maurice> I think I put too much chilli in dinner
41:00 <Maurice> My lips are tingling
41:00 <Picard> who's are who
41:00 <Serenity> thats my nipples
41:00 <Serenity> sorry
42:00 <Picard> Serenity im a little dissapointed on your nipples. id hope for bigger puffy nips
42:00 <Serenity> mews the top left mines the top right demonsrun is bottom right.. bottom left is my nipple.. lol
42:00 <Maurice> Oh my
42:00 <Serenity> why on earth would i have big puffy nipples..
42:00 <Rak> they'd been crying?
42:00 <Serenity> lol
43:00 <Picard> Serenity your boobs are impressive
43:00 <partay> You can hang beach towels on maurices nipples
43:00 <Serenity> loool
43:00 <Maurice> And more than one
43:00 <Picard> lol
44:00 <Picard> mews boobs are ok 
44:00 <Picard> Serenity wins in those pics
44:00 <Serenity> nahh mews are like rocks
44:00 <Rak> i think we are all winners
44:00 <Picard> mews look fake
45:00 <TheRiddler> .
45:00 <Skirmish> She gets all the tips at work.
45:00 <Doodle> https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpf1/t1.0-9/10609558_864129740265025_1221657588786562426_n.jpg
46:00 <ShadowLurker> NERPLE
47:00 <TheRiddler> best person on QI is jimmy carr
47:00 <TheRiddler> he's so entertaining 
47:00 <MarshaQuilt> Noooo Frankie Boyle is the best
47:00 <MarshaQuilt> He's funny as fuck
48:00 <tooheys> he sure is i love watching him on mock the week
48:00 <TheRiddler> dont know which 1 he is
48:00 <TheRiddler> lol
48:00 <Picard> mew have u had a boob job
48:00 <Serenity> her boobs are real'
49:00 <MarshaQuilt> http://media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/8c/70/a6/8c70a6d2e7ab434786224e9733bdd1eb.jpg
49:00 <MarshaQuilt> No Picard lol
49:00 <TheRiddler> lol
49:00 <MarshaQuilt> fake boobs are expensive
49:00 <Picard> lol
49:00 <Picard> not in thailand
49:00 <partay> Mews boobs are delicious
50:00 <Serenity> 3 grand in thailand
50:00 <TheRiddler> that's why picard is going
50:00 <tooheys> id rather a girl had small ones than fake ones
50:00 <Serenity> complete with malaria
50:00 <tooheys> quality over quantity
50:00 <TheRiddler> he's getting a boob job
50:00 <MarshaQuilt> My friend got hers done in Thailand they look amazing
50:00 <tooheys> yeah till they start leaking in a few years
50:00 <Serenity> id get mine lifted
50:00 <Serenity> but not bigger
51:00 <MarshaQuilt> For the ones that last 40+yrs tho its about $10K
51:00 <Rak> if a nation have become artisans at hiding a penis, i'm sure they can make boobs bigger
51:00 <Serenity> a friend of mine got hers done in qld i think it cost her about 8 grand
52:00 <Picard> ive thought about getting my teeth done in thailand
52:00 <Picard> i want movie star teeth'
52:00 <tooheys> ive thought about getting a pussy in thailand
52:00 <MarshaQuilt> do it
52:00 <Picard> oops
52:00 <Zade> wb Picard you were missed
52:00 <Bastardly_One> are they the expandable ones illegal in the US?
52:00 <Bastardly_One> that get bigger over time?
53:00 <Picard> ty Zade darling
53:00 <partay> Picard like chum Lee from pawn stars
53:00 <TheRiddler> do it
53:00 <Picard> i dont watch porn stars
53:00 <Zade> lol
53:00 <Serenity> pawn stars
53:00 <TheRiddler> chum lee is cool
53:00 <Serenity> not porn stars.
53:00 <Picard> oh well
53:00 <Picard> u know wat i mean
53:00 <TheRiddler> dont associate him with Picard
54:00 <partay> Picard look more like big hoss
54:00 <tooheys> hi my name is picard and i go around calling girls on irc fat when i dont even know if they are or not
54:00 <Picard> tooheys wtf?
54:00 <Serenity> http://storage.calgarysun.com/v1/dynamic_resize/sws_path/suns-prod-images/1297541999201_ORIGINAL.jpg?quality=80&size=420x
54:00 <Bastardly_One> awwwwwwwwwwwwwww tooheys has a crush on jewel
54:00 <Bastardly_One> cute!
55:00 <Serenity> he called lumeah fat
55:00 <Picard> lol
55:00 <Serenity> tooheys white knights arent cool ok
55:00 <Picard> no one likes lumeah
55:00 <Picard> move on tooheys
55:00 <Picard> go jack off somewhere else
55:00 <Bastardly_One> only have to go by that comment and the fact he pines for someone
55:00 <Serenity> hey shads does
55:00 <Serenity> lol
55:00 <Bastardly_One> that he is attacking you for calling jewel fat
55:00 <Picard> lol Serenity
56:00 <Picard> no one who matters
56:00 <Serenity> he didnt call jewel fat
56:00 <Lish> I love chum lee
56:00 <TheRiddler> has anyone seen what she looks like yet
56:00 <Lish> I'm going to pawn stars
56:00 <TheRiddler> jewel that is
56:00 <Serenity> nop
56:00 <TheRiddler> pawn stars is good
56:00 <Picard> brb need more scotch
57:00 <partay> Theriddler yes and to answer you're next question.   No
57:00 <TheRiddler> it's informitive
58:00 <TheRiddler> shits all over hardcore pawn
58:00 <TheRiddler> fake shit
58:00 <tooheys> hardcore pawn is much more entertaining
58:00 <Lish> Yes
58:00 <Lish> It is
58:00 <Lish> I hate that stupid girl
58:00 <Lish> She's such a bitch
58:00 <Serenity> fuck the planes are noisy tonight
58:00 <partay> Ashley
58:00 <TheRiddler> what part of ashlieghs voice is entertaining
59:00 <tooheys> yeah i hate her too but i love how on almost every episode someone comes in and starts trouble
59:00 <Bastardly_One> that fat bitch needs a smash in the face
59:00 <Lish> Yuh def
59:00 <Lish> It's good
59:00 <TheRiddler> it's every episode
59:00 <TheRiddler> it's old
59:00 <Bastardly_One> and her brother ... get an ear pin back cunt
59:00 <damio> lol
59:00 <partay> Yep shes a mole
59:00 <damio> she's a trouble maker
59:00 <tooheys> her brother needs a good kick to the face
59:00 <tooheys> i dont mind the dad though
59:00 <damio> her brother is a dumb cunt too
59:00 <damio> bad mix
59:00 <TheRiddler> they're all actors too
59:00 <Bastardly_One> and then their dad looks like a sleazy pimp
59:00 <slinky_J> dummy dumdum
59:00 <slinky_J> sexy chimp
59:00 <damio> yeh all fake
00:00 <TheRiddler> so it's not like it's really going on
00:00 <partay> On the A&E Facebook page seth gets flamed
00:00 <damio> they're told to do that shiit
00:00 <Lish> I love all the shows on a&be
00:00 <Lish> You shut up TheRiddler 
00:00 <tooheys> i love them too (when theyre downloaded). foxtel is nothing short of unwatchable.
00:00 <Lish> Shutuppppp
00:00 <Lish> It's all real
00:00 <TheRiddler> lol
00:00 <damio> lol
00:00 <damio> that repo show is real too
00:00 <TheRiddler> lol that show is almost as bad
01:00 <Bastardly_One> operation repo?
01:00 <tooheys> id tap the daughter on op repo
01:00 <damio> i forget the name probably
01:00 <TheRiddler> I like Storage wars
01:00 <Bastardly_One> that that dyke alternative ghetto bitch
01:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck I hate her 
01:00 <damio> the fat bitch?
01:00 <partay> Lizard lick
01:00 <Picard> bACK
01:00 <damio> with the eyebrows
01:00 <TheRiddler> storage wars is pretty decent
01:00 <tooheys> i love lizard lick towing
01:00 <Picard> im Tonn 
02:00 <Serenity> too. much. food.
02:00 <Lish> Yeah storage wars is good
02:00 <Lish> I like Texas too
02:00 <Serenity> i think my mum watched storage wards
02:00 <Bastardly_One> is that with the bald guy?
02:00 <Serenity> -d
02:00 <Lish> But I fucking hate storage hunters, with that couple from NYC
02:00 <damio> when i was young i thought the real oc was real
02:00 <damio> lol
02:00 <Picard> Bastardly_One yes
02:00 <partay> Lish Yah
02:00 <Bastardly_One> I thought that was auction wars
03:00 <tooheys> im friends with darrell from storage wars on facebook lol
03:00 <Lish> Oh maybe it's auction wars
03:00 <Bastardly_One> if that's storage wars its alright
03:00 <Lish> I dunno.... 
03:00 <Picard> auction hunters
03:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I think it is auction hunters
03:00 <Bastardly_One> tony
03:00 <TheRiddler> storage wars is the 1 with dave
03:00 <Bastardly_One> yep yep
03:00 <TheRiddler> and brandi
03:00 <Picard> tony?
03:00 <Bastardly_One> tone then
03:00 <tooheys> anyone who wouldnt tap brandi is gay
03:00 <TheRiddler> n such
03:00 <Bastardly_One> the bald one with tatts on his head
03:00 <Picard> tonne
03:00 <Picard> and allan
04:00 <partay> Id tap Brandi
04:00 <Bastardly_One> I can't understand half the shit they say 
04:00 <Bastardly_One> they talk really fast
04:00 <Picard> lol
04:00 <Lish> The ones I hate is storage hunters Brandon and Lori
04:00 <Bastardly_One> I thought it was tone as in tony
04:00 <Picard> u are stupid
04:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh the lanky one goes fast and waffles
04:00 <Bastardly_One> I get over what he's saying in 3 words
04:00 <tooheys> youd have to be pretty drunk to tap lori
04:00 <Lish> I like that flipping show
04:00 <Lish> Where they buy drug houses
04:00 <Serenity> TheRiddler did you see carrie grant and tori are levaing myth busters
05:00 <TheRiddler> yes
05:00 <Serenity> :(
05:00 <TheRiddler> I got told
05:00 <Bastardly_One> Tori is leaving?
05:00 <Bastardly_One> YES!
05:00 <tooheys> its a shame the two hosts arent leaving it... fuck those cunts annoy me
05:00 <Bastardly_One> YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!
05:00 <tooheys> wankers
05:00 <Lish> I hate myth busters
05:00 <TheRiddler> they're the pioneers
05:00 <Picard> they are gay tooheys
05:00 <TheRiddler> they cant leave
06:00 <Bastardly_One> I hate all of them except adam and jamie
06:00 <Bastardly_One> greg shits me 
06:00 <tooheys> pioneers of what? cumguzzling?
06:00 <TheRiddler> of the show
06:00 <TheRiddler> they started it
06:00 <Bastardly_One> I reckon Greg is Jamie's bitch
06:00 <TheRiddler> it's their show
06:00 <Serenity> whos greg
06:00 <Bastardly_One> and they have star wars cosplay sex
06:00 <Bastardly_One> the asian guy
06:00 <Serenity> thats grant..
06:00 <Bastardly_One> whatever hsi name is 
06:00 <Bastardly_One> *his
06:00 <TheRiddler> ...
06:00 <Bastardly_One> close enough
07:00 <Serenity> like i just said
07:00 <Maurice> (19:04:52) (tooheys): youd have to be pretty drunk to tap lori
07:00 <Picard> lol @ cumguzzling
07:00 <Bastardly_One> anyway I've not finish
07:00 <Bastardly_One> where Jamie is Jabba the Hutt
07:00 <TheRiddler> GREG
07:00 <Bastardly_One> and Grant is princess leia
07:00 <Serenity> hahaha ash
07:00 <Bastardly_One> grant greg ... same shit ... I only half watch television
07:00 <partay> I'd tap Lori
07:00 <Serenity> you only half do anything
07:00 <Bastardly_One> I find television hard to watch
08:00 <Picard> lol @ Bastardly_One pretending he has a tv
08:00 <TheRiddler> it's not the 50s Picard
08:00 <slinky_J> take ya t shirt off and twist your nipple hair baby
09:00 <Picard> no josh
10:00 <Bastardly_One> the only show I watch properly that's non current affairs is probably rock whizz
10:00 <Doodle> ROCK WHIZZ
10:00 <HardTacoRebels> [19:05:24] 18<tooheys18> its a shame the two hosts arent leaving it... fuck those cunts annoy me <--- they have no personality. one talks like eeyore and the other is like a kid high on red cordial
10:00 <druff> melboobs :D
10:00 <Picard> criminal minds
10:00 <tooheys> lol HardTacoRebels 
10:00 <TheRiddler> spicks n specks > rock whizz
11:00 <TheRiddler> the hostess voice is so annoying
11:00 <Bastardly_One> HardTacoRebels, heh ... Jamie is like an eyeore walruss and spot on about adam
11:00 <TheRiddler> in rock whizz
11:00 <Bastardly_One> Oh I like her 
11:00 <Bastardly_One> I had a crush on her for ages 
11:00 <tooheys> im pretty sure jamie would be the receiver in that relationship
11:00 <Bastardly_One> no idea why though
11:00 <Bastardly_One> and both shows are good ... spewing about spics n specs but meh
12:00 <Serenity> omgg
12:00 <Serenity> this cat
12:00 <HardTacoRebels> grant and tory are cool everytime something is a success. they jump up and double high 5. and complete ignore kari like she's there to be a nurse to administer dettol and bandaids in case they get hurt
12:00 <Bastardly_One> TheRiddler, shes very greek aussie though isn't she?
12:00 <Bastardly_One> the voice is grating a bit 
12:00 <TheRiddler> dont know 
12:00 <TheRiddler> I only see the commercials
13:00 <Bastardly_One> some wog
13:00 <TheRiddler> that was enough for me lol
13:00 <Bastardly_One> italian or greek
13:00 <Bastardly_One> ah
13:00 <HardTacoRebels> what does she do anyway. other than paint the nails of crash dummies
13:00 <HardTacoRebels> ~ SeXiSm ~
13:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh it's a good show if you like music
13:00 <Bastardly_One> I hate tori though
13:00 <Bastardly_One> glad she's leaving
13:00 <TheRiddler> umm
13:00 <Bastardly_One> shame carrie is though
13:00 <HardTacoRebels> i like those 3
13:00 <TheRiddler> she does more than that
14:00 <Pyro-> toris a guy
14:00 <Serenity> julia zemiro is french.
14:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh the red head
14:00 <Bastardly_One> who's that?
14:00 <Bastardly_One> she's annoying 
14:00 <Pyro-> kari
14:00 <Bastardly_One> really? who's the other one?
14:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
14:00 <Serenity> im not talking about mythbusters
14:00 <Pyro-> grant the asian dude
14:00 <Bastardly_One> I told you I half watch
14:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh there's another chick
15:00 <Bastardly_One> sometimes
15:00 <Serenity> there is no other red head on that show
15:00 <Serenity> its kari
15:00 <Pyro-> oh she filled in when kari was pregers or some shit.. never knew her name
15:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah but who's the other chick?
15:00 <Bastardly_One> blonde maybe?
15:00 <Doodle> https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/t31.0-8/10626391_10203051438940512_2588391150974214170_o.jpg
15:00 <TheRiddler> the blonde that left for grant?
15:00 <HardTacoRebels> might be a crash dummie they use again and again
16:00 <HardTacoRebels> left for grant?
16:00 <Serenity> i have no idea what youre talking about right now i thought you were saying the rockwiz womans voice was annoying
16:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I think so 
16:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah then Pyro- distracted me 
16:00 <Serenity> yes
16:00 <Serenity> and i said shes french
16:00 <Bastardly_One> what did you say
16:00 <Bastardly_One> oh right is she?
16:00 <Serenity> i dont care about the other shit
16:00 <Bastardly_One> no shit
16:00 <Bastardly_One> I'd of picked her for greek or italian
17:00 <Pyro-> big enough nose
17:00 <Bastardly_One> learn something new everyday they say
17:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh, her accent is euro but aussie
17:00 <Pyro-> pretty sure france is in europe
17:00 <Bastardly_One> and she looks one of those two to me 
17:00 <Serenity> yes.. she moved from france to here..
17:00 <Bastardly_One> really man?
17:00 <Bastardly_One> well, fuck a duck
17:00 <HardTacoRebels> wonder what the deal is with the sacking. maybe they wanted a pay rise to $1 mill per ep like the The Big Bang Theory guys
18:00 <Bastardly_One> I hear "wog" not French
18:00 <HardTacoRebels> they're real engineers and scientists k
18:00 <HardTacoRebels> NOT ACTORS
18:00 <Bastardly_One> they say you learn something new everyday
18:00 <Bastardly_One> I just did
18:00 <Serenity> dude you learn something every 15 minutes
18:00 <Doodle> SICK BURN
18:00 <partay> Doodle and his bitch magnet
18:00 <Pyro-> i learnt things today.. but i forgot them already
19:00 <Bastardly_One> come do a burn out on my front lawn
19:00 <Doodle> it doesnt attract women partay
19:00 <Bastardly_One> good luck with that
19:00 <Doodle> just other blokes
19:00 <Serenity> doodles best mate leaving mythbusters
19:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... it's true in this city
19:00 <Doodle> THAT FUCKING TORY CUNT WITH A GIRLS NAME
19:00 <Bastardly_One> good cars attract blokes
19:00 <Serenity> hahahahaha
19:00 <Pyro-> stuff about stocktaking and warehouse receivals and discrepancy reports
19:00 <Doodle> i hope he dies of gonnorhea
19:00 <Serenity> harsh lol
20:00 <partay> Serenity you'd tap doodle wouldn't you?
20:00 <Serenity> absolutely
20:00 <Pyro-> there was somethin on the radio today, about a new strain of gonnorhea in aus
20:00 <Pyro-> not responsive to drug treatment
20:00 <Pyro-> brought here by some loose bitch backpacker
21:00 <Serenity> =/
21:00 <Skirmish> doodle gets all the girls. 
21:00 <Doodle> thankfully nobody will have sex with me so i'm safe
21:00 <partay> King doodle
21:00 <bradd_pitts> excuse me
21:00 <Pyro-> they said it more PC than that, but were basically saying that
21:00 <bradd_pitts> i so very much would
21:00 <Skirmish> Doodle could do a sex tour of irc. 
22:00 <bradd_pitts> hes not johninja
22:00 <Picard> oh my
22:00 <Skirmish> bradd_pitts: Yeah I know, Doodle would actually get laid. 
22:00 <Doodle> i wouldnt come back alive
22:00 <bradd_pitts> what. 
22:00 <Skirmish> Little doodles left growing in bellys all over Australia. 
22:00 <Doodle> who is bradd_pitts
22:00 <Doodle> and dont say angelina jolies husband
22:00 <Skirmish> Some guy that would bang you. 
23:00 <bradd_pitts> werent you defending john at one point Skirmish saying omgz everyone is jealous cos he fuks irc bitches
23:00 <bradd_pitts> ITS ME U FUK
23:00 <Doodle> nice
23:00 <bradd_pitts> niggers ahuhhh
23:00 <Doodle> ohhh hahaha
23:00 <Doodle> hai lovely
23:00 <Doodle> <3
23:00 <bradd_pitts> hai <3
23:00 <Skirmish> bradd_pitts: Only because he was the underdog.  
23:00 <TheRiddler> wb bradd_pitts
23:00 <bradd_pitts> thx ashy
23:00 <bradd_pitts> oi ash is it you that calls panda pieter panda
23:00 <TheRiddler> did you braid your pitts :p
23:00 <bradd_pitts> LOL
23:00 <bradd_pitts> gtfo.
23:00 <TheRiddler> no it's not me
23:00 <bradd_pitts> ooh
24:00 <TheRiddler> that was started by someone else
24:00 <bradd_pitts> cos i literally just saw someone on fb named Peter Panda
24:00 <bradd_pitts> and i lol'd
24:00 <TheRiddler> lol
24:00 <Serenity> Bastardly_One started it unfortunately
24:00 <Skirmish> slinky_J: How much bail did you have to pay to get out of prison? 
24:00 <Bastardly_One> what?
24:00 <Bastardly_One> Oh yeah I did ... a play on peter pan being a manchild
24:00 <Bastardly_One> the boy who never grew up and the mental rants 
25:00 <Picard> lol
25:00 <Bastardly_One> PieterPanda
25:00 <Doodle> does he also wear tights
25:00 <Picard> johsua u went to prison?
25:00 <TheRiddler> never never land
25:00 <Bastardly_One> Doodle, knowing panda ... probably
25:00 <Bastardly_One> and the little green hat
25:00 <Skirmish> Yeah he stabbed his gf in the head with a replica lord of the rings sword.
25:00 <Doodle> good grief
25:00 <TheRiddler> he went to never never land
26:00 <Doodle> one stab to rule them all
26:00 <Skirmish> Was in the news and all.
26:00 <Picard> lol Skirmish
26:00 <Bastardly_One> lol Doodle
26:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah and that woman pissed me off
26:00 <Doodle> what woman
26:00 <Picard> Bastardly_One when did u last have sex?
26:00 <Bastardly_One> she can remember jumping off the balcony and nothing else
26:00 <Doodle> uhh
26:00 <Bastardly_One> clearly scared of him
26:00 <Bastardly_One> the lord of the rings stabee
27:00 <Bastardly_One> was in the abc news and Skirmish linked it
27:00 <Skirmish> http://www.abc.net.au/news/2014-08-20/man-stabbed-girlfriend-with-replica-sword-court-told/5683616    <-------------- slinky_J got cranky.
27:00 <Picard> lol
27:00 <bradd_pitts> .
27:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah it's short
27:00 <Bastardly_One> read her responses
27:00 <Bastardly_One> she is clearly scared of the dickhead
27:00 <bradd_pitts> i read the grossest thing ever today
27:00 <Bastardly_One> which was?
27:00 <TheRiddler> what was it?
27:00 <Skirmish> bradd_pitts: Grossest thing ever ... so far.
28:00 <Picard> Adam Alberi, an Iraqi national,  <---deport this cunt
28:00 <bradd_pitts> http://libertyviral.com/egyptian-feminist-menstruates-poops-on-isis-flag-nsfw/
28:00 <Bastardly_One> the most gross thing wouldn't that be 
28:00 <Bastardly_One> oh, I saw that 
28:00 <Bastardly_One> I just shook my head
28:00 <Bastardly_One> not much else I had to say
29:00 <Skirmish> Those cray cray egyptian women
29:00 <Bastardly_One> feminazis the world wide are this week's piss me off
29:00 <Doodle> cos they can bash you up?
30:00 <Picard> lol
30:00 <TheRiddler> lol burn
30:00 <Doodle> srsly have you seen some of them
30:00 <bradd_pitts> a pipecleaner could beat b1 up
30:00 <Doodle> refugees from the peoples republic of lesbania
30:00 <Doodle> national dress, check shirt and clumpy boots
31:00 <Bastardly_One> lol Doodle
31:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh, feminists are different 
31:00 <Bastardly_One> I distinctly said feminazis
31:00 <Bastardly_One> the extreme ones
31:00 <Doodle> who cares about them
31:00 <Doodle> and their dried up husk vaginas
32:00 <Bastardly_One> oh, they keep fucking trolling a place I go to 
32:00 <Bastardly_One> this week, so they're this week's piss off
32:00 <Doodle> well stop going to spotlight
32:00 <Bastardly_One> yes yes we all know BSDM is degrading ... get out of our chat room 
32:00 <Bastardly_One> lol @ spotlight
33:00 <Doodle> speaking of bdsm
33:00 <Doodle> hai Floss
33:00 <Floss> Hai hai
33:00 <Bastardly_One> crazy clints at the village
33:00 <TheRiddler> lol
33:00 <TheRiddler> hai Floss
33:00 <bradd_pitts> is floss' bf the one with the 90 inch dick or is that Lish
33:00 <Doodle> i always read the sign so it says CRAZY CUNTS
33:00 <bradd_pitts> i get confused
33:00 <Doodle> much more amusing
33:00 <Bastardly_One> were you out today Doodle?
33:00 <Lish> Huh
33:00 <Floss> I'm Rollin in the 'rento like a tuff bitch atm
33:00 <matrix> 90 inch???
33:00 <Doodle> i'm out every day darling
33:00 <Doodle> o/`
33:00 <Bastardly_One> how fucking nice was it and there was a lot of talent about
34:00 <Floss> Talk dirty to me.
34:00 <Doodle> yeah i was out looking at the tits
34:00 <Bastardly_One> I think we had half of japan out today too
34:00 <TheRiddler> pawn stars is on
34:00 <Bastardly_One> people were really responsive too did you notice?
34:00 <Doodle> when i almost run over them
34:00 <Bastardly_One> heh
34:00 <Picard> Floss pm and i will
35:00 <bradd_pitts> imagine Picard talking dirty
35:00 <bradd_pitts> ay luv rub ya minge on me bald spot 
35:00 <TheRiddler> lol
35:00 <Floss> And you will what?
35:00 <Floss> Lol I'm talking about Derulo but cheers
35:00 <TheRiddler> "I'm going to roll you up in bacon and eat you"
36:00 <Picard> bradd_pitts i love that, you know how long its been sinse ive had hair on my head
36:00 <bradd_pitts> aw ye lift me gut, me dicks right there, go on luv
36:00 <Serenity> im addicted to this fanta
36:00 <Floss> Lol doodle ppl think my cars a FAM wagon so I got one of those family stickers
36:00 <Picard> Serenity wannna sex me?
36:00 <TheRiddler> "I dont have exotic oils but I do have a tub of lard"
36:00 <Floss> The one that says I don't give a fuck about your family
36:00 <bradd_pitts> rofl
36:00 <bradd_pitts> ily ash
36:00 <Doodle> lol Floss
36:00 <TheRiddler> :P
36:00 <Floss> And them bullhorns and a rum injected sticker
36:00 <Doodle> jesus christ
37:00 <Doodle> kenworth mudflaps?
37:00 <TheRiddler> oh
37:00 <Floss> And chrome spinners
37:00 <TheRiddler> I saw 1 of those stickers
37:00 <TheRiddler> on a car
37:00 <Doodle> whip aerial and a vb dashmat m8
37:00 <Serenity> picard ill have sex with you if you let me rub baby oil into that bald head of yours
37:00 <Floss> Bahaha
37:00 <TheRiddler> I dont remember the car tho
37:00 <Doodle> i wonder if you can get bullbars for 350zs
37:00 <Floss> Are they the new with the bitch on them?
37:00 <Floss> Ones*
38:00 <Floss> Phone makes my grammar worse than usual
38:00 <Floss> Lol fuck yes
38:00 <Floss> And then we take it thru the bush and bag us a roo
38:00 <Floss> Suss out some roof racks
38:00 <TheRiddler> dont remember
39:00 <Doodle> haha
39:00 <Doodle> they make roof racks but not bull bars
39:00 <Floss> I read out some of the GPS instructions to mum the other day she was screaming with laughter lol
39:00 <Floss> I love my cheap shit
39:00 <Doodle> http://boofsquire.com/images/full/roofrack350Z_bike.jpg
41:00 <Floss> OMG doodle that and then some WINDOW LOUVRES
41:00 <Doodle> lol
41:00 <Doodle> hot
41:00 <TheRiddler> get a winch
42:00 <TheRiddler> and a roof snorkel
42:00 <Floss> Pimpin at its finest
42:00 <Floss> I need steak
42:00 <Floss> Fuck this parking lot
42:00 <Floss> Lol nismos checking out a hot retriever we can't leave yet
43:00 <TheRiddler> where abouts?
43:00 <TheRiddler> flood lights
43:00 <Floss> Souness park
43:00 <TheRiddler> where is that?
45:00 <TheRiddler> a cow skull!
45:00 <TheRiddler> gotta have a cow skull
45:00 <TheRiddler> to go on the bullbar
46:00 <Bastardly_One> how pervy is this song title
46:00 <Bastardly_One> Gentlemen Take Polaroids
48:00 <Doodle> most people in here would be too young to know what polaroids are
48:00 <Maurice> Thats me
48:00 <Maurice> I don't know what they are
48:00 <TheRiddler> a truck squeeze horn
48:00 <Doodle> lies
48:00 <Maurice> Never
48:00 <TheRiddler> long horn too
48:00 <Maurice> I got my sister a polaroid camera for her bday last month
48:00 <Doodle> freak
49:00 <Doodle> le freak, ces chic
49:00 <Doodle> c'est
49:00 <Doodle> whatever
49:00 <Doodle> dont judge me
50:00 <Bastardly_One> do they still make the film?
50:00 <Maurice> Yes
50:00 <Bastardly_One> I know Kodak stopped making film some years ago
50:00 <Bastardly_One> good shit
51:00 <Bastardly_One> I had one as a kid ... great fun for a little blackmailing arsehole and other family members
51:00 <Bastardly_One> :D
51:00 <Serenity> kodak still make films..
51:00 <Serenity> wtf
52:00 <Bastardly_One> I saw on the news years ago
52:00 <Bastardly_One> they were stopping because of the digital age
52:00 <Bastardly_One> *shrugs*
52:00 <TheRiddler> I think you can now get DSLR's with a instant poloroid 
52:00 <Serenity> you can still walk into jb hifi and buy film so...
52:00 <Bastardly_One> that blackmail just made me think of a great pic I wanna show you people
52:00 <Bastardly_One> yah fair enough Serenity
52:00 <Bastardly_One> never said I was right
53:00 <Bastardly_One> now to find this pic 
53:00 <Bastardly_One> its one of my favourite
53:00 <Bastardly_One> this cunt should never be let loose with a camera shots ever
54:00 <Bastardly_One> do me a favour someone?
54:00 <Bastardly_One> see if www.fubar.com works
55:00 <Bastardly_One> don't have to wait for it to load
55:00 <Bastardly_One> just if you browser will go there at least
56:00 <Skirmish> https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCIaPXdCn_6HZJUxn24l22Aw
56:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Unable to retrieve information for that link.
56:00 <Skirmish> Shads has a youtube channel now.
56:00 <Serenity> http://www.downforeveryoneorjustme.com/
56:00 <Serenity> book mark this fkn page
57:00 <Serenity> [11:53:14] <lo> dont tell ppl the truth when they are high on drugs
57:00 <Serenity> [11:53:15] <shadsam> mmm
57:00 <Serenity> [11:53:27] <lo> i not high now
57:00 <Serenity> lol.
58:00 <Bastardly_One> lol Serenity
58:00 <HardTacoRebels> lo and shads are a killer comedian team
58:00 <Skirmish> Analogue Church striking back again! This time with some loud and banging "Thunder" that will make you jump. It's perfect for large crowds and festivals because of its simple catchy melodies with heavy energetic bass lines. This is certainly why it will be one of the most played albums this summer and a crowd favorite.
58:00 <Serenity> favorite
58:00 <Serenity> lol
00:00 <milk> cool
00:00 <Bastardly_One> why I should not be let loose with a camera ... the woman who raised me more or less a year before she died ... http://b.pca3.fubar.com/42/41/661424/2517936838.jpg
00:00 <Floss> i could murder a pizza about now
00:00 <Bastardly_One> cool old person pic
00:00 <Serenity> satanists on the project tomorrow
00:00 <Serenity> lol i want to laugh already
00:00 <Picard> damn phone
00:00 <TheRiddler> they've been advertising that all week
01:00 <milk> Bastardly_One, leave nothing behind!
01:00 <Bastardly_One> satanism is very fucking selfish and hedonistic
01:00 <TheRiddler> .
01:00 <Rak> ALBUMS BUY NOW PLEASE!!!!
01:00 <TheRiddler> stahp b1
01:00 <Serenity> did you see the guy ash?
01:00 <Rak> fu skirm
01:00 <Serenity> he looks like a giant knob
01:00 <TheRiddler> which 1?
01:00 <Serenity> on the ad
01:00 <Serenity> the big dude
01:00 <TheRiddler> nope
01:00 <TheRiddler> well dont remember
01:00 <Bastardly_One> it is though TheRiddler proper satanism
03:00 <TheRiddler> it's the way you said it lol
03:00 <Floss> oh no serenity
03:00 <Floss> http://www.kmart.com.au/webapp/wcs/stores/servlet/SearchDisplay?searchTerm=minecraft&categoryId=&storeId=10701&catalogId=10102&langId=-1&pageSize=15&beginIndex=0&sType=SimpleSearch&resultCatEntryType=2&showResultsPage=true&searchSource=Q&pageView=
04:00 <Serenity> aha we saw those the other day
04:00 <Serenity> i want them all
04:00 <Serenity> ants been wearing his steve head for 2 days straight
05:00 <Floss> haha cool
05:00 <Floss> i need to travel to the big city to have a look round
05:00 <TheRiddler> I have a extra copy of terraria
05:00 <TheRiddler> which reminds me
06:00 <Floss> last time i talked to waix he was telling me about a new game like minecraft
06:00 <Floss> survive or something.. its one word
06:00 <Floss> its supposed to be massive
06:00 <Serenity> i havent played mc in ages
07:00 <Floss> neither
07:00 <Floss> this new one sounds awesome
07:00 <Serenity> i dont have much time with uni stuff atm
07:00 <Floss> you just start with an ax or something... and theres zombies i think
07:00 <Rak> i just finished building a 1:1 pyramid of giza on mc
07:00 <Bastardly_One> *clicks*
07:00 <Rak> tl;dr it's fucking huge.  don't do it
07:00 <Bastardly_One> I am going to kmart tomorrow now
07:00 <Bastardly_One> have you see the super mario mini figures?
07:00 <Bastardly_One> in the newsagents and shit?
08:00 <Bastardly_One> like 1cm tall
08:00 <Floss> theyd be good monopoly pieces
08:00 <Rak> news...agents?
08:00 <Rak> the place i go to bi my annual lotto ticket?
08:00 <Bastardly_One> they are so tiny
08:00 <Bastardly_One> that's the only place I've seen them
08:00 <Bastardly_One> I got a pack with mario, luigi and the brown thing 
09:00 <Bastardly_One> nearly said bowser but he's in another pack
09:00 <Bastardly_One> for the niece I got it ... now I want my own pack
09:00 <TheRiddler> I pre-ordered the zelda monopoly set
10:00 <Bastardly_One> they're a Wii-U collection is all I know
10:00 <Serenity> oh sweet ash
10:00 <Serenity> how much
10:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah? niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice
10:00 <Bastardly_One> It has to be as good as it sounds
10:00 <Bastardly_One> a zelda monopoly would be mad
11:00 <Floss> who put my calculator in jello...seriously...
11:00 <Bastardly_One> OMG!
11:00 <Bastardly_One> go to that kmart search
11:00 <Serenity> LOL
11:00 <Bastardly_One> and look at the lego ones you can only get online
11:00 <Bastardly_One> they look mad!
11:00 <Bastardly_One> the minecraft lego mini worlds
11:00 <Serenity> maybe you should put him into...custardy..
12:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm getting three of those mobiles
12:00 <Bastardly_One> 1 for me and 2 for the nieces
12:00 <Bastardly_One> I love da piggehs
13:00 <Bastardly_One> Serenity
13:00 <Bastardly_One> that was a shit joke
13:00 <Serenity> it was off the show shes watching
13:00 <Serenity> shut up
13:00 <Bastardly_One> as bad as my cc one 
13:00 <milk> http://www.hepatitisact.com.au/faqs.html?gclid=CJrl4cK1s8ACFRaVvAodG5MAuw
13:00 <TheRiddler> I think it's $59 or something
13:00 <Bastardly_One> I was gonna say make me 
13:00 <Bastardly_One> how stupid would that of been
13:00 <Bastardly_One> got a link TheRiddler?
13:00 <Bastardly_One> I wanna see it now
13:00 <Bastardly_One> 60 isn't much 
14:00 <Bastardly_One> really
14:00 <Serenity> $78
14:00 <Serenity> nice
14:00 <Bastardly_One> someone link me a pic of it fuck ya
14:00 <Bastardly_One> instead of talking about it 
14:00 <milk> got a bband bill coming in
14:00 <Bastardly_One> too lazy to google
14:00 <TheRiddler> hey gringos
15:00 <TheRiddler> here comes el zoidberg to ruin your drinking water
15:00 <TheRiddler> nvm
15:00 <TheRiddler> https://ebgames.com.au/loot-203092-The-Legend-of-Zelda--Monopoly-Collectors-Edition-Loot
15:00 <milk> did you know th bank employs people to micromanage the spare change in your pocket?
15:00 <TheRiddler> it's $79
15:00 <TheRiddler> $78
16:00 <Picard> lolllllllll
17:00 <TheRiddler> wb Mew
18:00 <Mew> Thx m8
18:00 <Bastardly_One> oh EB?
18:00 <Bastardly_One> I can get a discount on muh card and brown nosing
18:00 <druff> chesticles
18:00 <Mew> I have an unnatural obsession with Chris Pontius
18:00 <Bastardly_One> I want it!
19:00 <Mew> I think I need him inside me
19:00 <Bastardly_One> that looks great TheRiddler
19:00 <Serenity> ill fight you for him mew
19:00 <Serenity> in all seriousness my kids have a cousin who looks like his twin
19:00 <Serenity> on their dads side
19:00 <Picard> give up now, u have no hope
20:00 <Mew> I'm thinking of sending him a nudey pic with his name written on my boobs out of appreciation
20:00 <thestig> SEND IT TO ME
20:00 <Skirmish> I couldn't have sex with Mew.  I know I'd blow too quick ... would even be a chance I'd blow before I got in. 
20:00 <thestig> oops caps
20:00 <Mew> Its the personality that lures me in, wildboyz is absolute porn
21:00 <Serenity> lol wildboyz is great
27:00 <Skirmish> It's raining hardcore here.  It's going to start flooding if it doesn't stop in the next few days. 
31:00 <Skirmish> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9rMaRuF-ouw  <-------- ROFLMAO
31:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: How Animals Eat Their Food [FullHD] (Apr 10, 2013) 1:32 - Category: Music - 2,228 - 16 likes (66.7%), 8 dislikes (33.3%)
31:00 <Bastardly_One> thanks for sharing Al (the fat black weather guy on the American Today Show)
33:00 <slinky_J> YEAH BRO
33:00 <Picard> lol Skirmish
35:00 <Serenity> does it flood there much Skirmish
35:00 <slinky_J> cunts
35:00 <milk> language
36:00 <SpanishGuy> Hi Lumeah
37:00 <Mew>  wb krakhore
37:00 <Serenity> spanish fly
39:00 <Picard> Serenity do u go to cottlesloe beach
39:00 <Serenity> sometimes
39:00 <Serenity> y
39:00 <Picard> go tomorrow please
39:00 <Picard> take a swim
39:00 <Picard> :)
39:00 <Serenity> .
39:00 <Serenity> why
39:00 <Picard> send pics
39:00 <Bastardly_One> Serenity ... https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/1917798_195700488103_3408271_n.jpg?oh=c4010a0fb381b8efcc5068cee307f8a5&oe=54741D92&__gda__=1417260915_002b2d1593b2e5eeab20e9052ae2e2ea
39:00 <Picard> there was a 5mt great white shark there today
40:00 <Serenity> you cunt
40:00 <Picard> lol
40:00 <Picard> show it your tits to scare it off
40:00 <Serenity> pffffffffffffff
40:00 <Serenity> sif you be so rude you cunt
40:00 <Skirmish> Are you suggesting her breasts are scary? 
40:00 <Serenity> he is, im offended
41:00 <Picard> hell no
41:00 <Picard> im suggesting she get her tits out
41:00 <Picard> i did say to send pics :)
41:00 <Skirmish> Just because they come with a safe lifting guide to prevent Adam Franklin from throwing his back out playing with them .... I don't think there is anything to be afraid of. 
41:00 <HardTacoRebels> have they just installed a web cam to stream to the Internet from cott or something
41:00 <Picard> ???
41:00 <slinky_J> my baby my baby a wombat stole my baby!
41:00 <HardTacoRebels> is that cam you can remote control from the CBD still around
42:00 <Serenity> excuuuse me!
42:00 <HardTacoRebels> im sure pz probably tried it 
43:00 <slinky_J> pz should come shout drinks
43:00 <slinky_J> yo pz
43:00 <slinky_J> haha
43:00 <Picard> your excused
44:00 <slinky_J> argh stupid net
44:00 <HardTacoRebels> pz wont be online tonight. he ordered a jumbo pizza and all his IRC mates will be there. he'll show them the new PCs he acquired from the curb and how he managed to get the winmodems working under linux
44:00 <slinky_J> Y GOD Y
44:00 <slinky_J> i woz killin in the name of jesus!
48:00 <Mew> whoa I'm watching trailer park boys run Jim_Lahey
48:00 <Mew> Rn*
48:00 <Bastardly_One> Mew
48:00 <Bastardly_One> great show
48:00 <Jim_Lahey> sounds good
48:00 <Mew> Its pretty good
49:00 <Bastardly_One> I have all on dvd somewhere ... or the external
51:00 <Bastardly_One> don't  you hate when you open up a browser on google but can't remember why?
51:00 <Bastardly_One> wtf was I going to search?
53:00 <damio> haha story of my life
53:00 <damio> just like walking into a room and forgetting why you went in
53:00 <Picard> Bastardly_One cant say that happens to me
53:00 <Bastardly_One> it's bugging me a bit now 
53:00 <Picard> must be old age setting in man
53:00 <Bastardly_One> but in a funny way
53:00 <Bastardly_One> oh, I've been a crazy old man since about 35
54:00 <Bastardly_One> nothing really new for me Picard
54:00 <damio> lol
54:00 <Picard> it shows
54:00 <Bastardly_One> vague as fuck sometimes
54:00 <Picard> to many drugs?
54:00 <Bastardly_One> and the more I am in a shy or anxious mood the more I waffle 
54:00 <damio> waffle?
54:00 <HardTacoRebels> at which age does it all go down hill Bastardly_One ?
54:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh, too many fuckwits wearing my brain out
54:00 <HardTacoRebels> i feel like my mind is getting stronger with age
54:00 <damio> 19
54:00 <Bastardly_One> lol @ 19
55:00 <Picard> for Bastardly_One it was about 17
55:00 <Bastardly_One> 35 I reckon you start to think
55:00 <Bastardly_One> by the time you get to 40 you're kind of like
55:00 <Bastardly_One> wtf?
55:00 <Bastardly_One> I planned to do all this in the last 5 yrs before 40
55:00 <Bastardly_One> and wtf have I done? nothing!
55:00 <damio> i feel my mind is getting stronger in the sense I am desensitized to strong emotions
55:00 <Picard> life will pass u by
55:00 <Bastardly_One> but the 21 thing is bullshit full on
56:00 <damio> things don't bother me aso much
56:00 <Bastardly_One> you start to mentally change at 28
56:00 <milk> get AIDS, have a party
56:00 <Bastardly_One> seen it in heaps of people
56:00 <HardTacoRebels> didnt they lower 21 down to 18 only because of the world war?
56:00 <damio> 25 i think
56:00 <Bastardly_One> you start to become mature about 28
56:00 <Bastardly_One> you full on have a turning point
56:00 <damio> it's like the world opens up
56:00 <HardTacoRebels> ive heard about the 28 cut off thing before
56:00 <Bastardly_One> yep
56:00 <damio> and you realise hwo stupid you were
56:00 <Bastardly_One> you full on become an adult
56:00 <Bastardly_One> hard to explain
56:00 <HardTacoRebels> dunno why people say 28
56:00 <Bastardly_One> you clearly get what I mean 
57:00 <damio> me?
57:00 <HardTacoRebels> maybe all the people like Kurt die at 27 so only the fittest make it past
57:00 <Bastardly_One> I seriously have seen some people change almost overnight and not realise
57:00 <HardTacoRebels> it's the age of trial
57:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah damio
57:00 <damio> yeah
57:00 <Bastardly_One> I know I did 
57:00 <Bastardly_One> and started to watch friends and people around me turn 28
57:00 <Bastardly_One> and noticed it in them too 
57:00 <HardTacoRebels> friends or Friends
58:00 <Bastardly_One> heh
58:00 <Bastardly_One> people I know 
58:00 <Bastardly_One> better?
58:00 <damio> how old is gabby?
58:00 <Bastardly_One> Joey will never be 28
58:00 <BlackDevil> i know you
58:00 <BlackDevil> you are my stalker
58:00 <Bastardly_One> mentally
58:00 <HardTacoRebels> so this 28 thing is this something you heard from someone else?
58:00 <damio> i think she was older than me
58:00 <HardTacoRebels> ive only heard it form other people
58:00 <Bastardly_One> no, you said friends or Friends
58:00 <Bastardly_One> shit, she'd have to be 
59:00 <Bastardly_One> early 30s by now 
59:00 <Bastardly_One> maybe mid
59:00 <damio> eee
59:00 <TheRiddler> who is gabby
59:00 <Bastardly_One> as the rest of them are getting 30ish
59:00 <damio> yeah they were all older than me
00:00 <Bastardly_One> and she was younger than I but older than most of them
00:00 <Bastardly_One> so ... mid 30s I am tipping
00:00 <TheRiddler> I need my teeth whitened
00:00 <Bastardly_One> I need teeth
00:00 <HardTacoRebels> http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2218974/We-officially-old-28--careers-important-sex-lives.html
00:00 <Bastardly_One> stop ya whinging 
00:00 <HardTacoRebels> it was a female who told me about the 28 thing. about 10 years ago
00:00 <HardTacoRebels> must be one of their secretz
00:00 <Bastardly_One> really?
01:00 <TheRiddler> why do they only show the price  of post on infomercials now
01:00 <Bastardly_One> wonder if I picked up on it as I'm girly like? :P
01:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
01:00 <Bastardly_One> remember I was raised in an all female household
01:00 <TheRiddler> try for $15
01:00 <Bastardly_One> maybe I subconciously got some secretes
01:00 <Bastardly_One> *secrets
01:00 <HardTacoRebels> [email protected]
01:00 <HardTacoRebels> she's not a girl anymore guyz
02:00 <HardTacoRebels> also hell obsessed about her career these days
02:00 <Bastardly_One> girl, you'll be a woman some day
02:00 <HardTacoRebels> proof
02:00 <Serenity> males mature slower than females of the same age anyway
02:00 <Bastardly_One> hey yeah!
02:00 <Bastardly_One> she is too
03:00 <Bastardly_One> yes we do mentally mature slower
03:00 <Bastardly_One> but being so chick like maybe behaviours are enviromental
03:00 <Serenity> you do everything slower biologically
03:00 <HardTacoRebels> i think after a while it levels out. but since we're not as risk averse we behave as if we're children
03:00 <Bastardly_One> rather than gender based specifically
03:00 <Serenity> girls go through their finaly growth spurts before puberty at about 11/12 boys dont get theirs till 14-16
03:00 <Bastardly_One> oh yeah, poor girls these days
03:00 <HardTacoRebels> where's ana_ng to tell us all we're wrong
03:00 <TheRiddler> lish makes delish dish :p
03:00 <Bastardly_One> getting their periods and shit at 9 or so
04:00 <Serenity> its not anything new for that to happen
04:00 <Serenity> my mums 63 and she got hers just after she turned 10
04:00 <Bastardly_One> no, I was agreeing with your point more than anything else 
04:00 <Bastardly_One> about we mature slower in all aspects
04:00 <Bastardly_One> not just mentally
04:00 <TheRiddler> .
04:00 <HardTacoRebels> a man can conceive much later but the chances of problems like mental illness in their children gets much much higher
04:00 <Bastardly_One> even mother nature was sexist then ... making you breedable at 10
05:00 <HardTacoRebels> which is why i want to delay having kids for as long as possible. the crazier the better
05:00 <TheRiddler> .
05:00 <Serenity> women conceiving late have more problems with physical defects i _think_
05:00 <Bastardly_One> so the story goes that's why 
05:00 <Bastardly_One> that's common but I wonder if that's medical fact
05:00 <Serenity> ive only got about a year to go for my daughter
05:00 <Serenity> shes 10 in march
05:00 <Serenity> ugh
06:00 <Skirmish> "breedable".  When I want to sound smart, I make up words.  Said B1. 
06:00 <HardTacoRebels> i remember reading that intelligence is more associated with X. and since men only have one it means an intelligent man has it clearly expressed and is more attractive. but it also means any problems are more evident too
06:00 <TheRiddler> my slinky!
06:00 <TheRiddler> my cuddly pet slinky
06:00 <Bastardly_One> oh, I pity my sister and bro in law ... they're not emotionally equipped for when the nieces become little ladies
06:00 <TheRiddler> you see me naked
07:00 <Bastardly_One> Skirmish you clearly don't get when I am sarcastic or not ... stop trying so fucking hard
07:00 <Serenity> its not fair they get them so long
07:00 <TheRiddler> zoidberg quotes
07:00 <Serenity> it takes away your childhood
07:00 <slinky_J> *sarcasm*
07:00 <slinky_J> fixed!
08:00 <slinky_J> ill take away your innocence
08:00 <TheRiddler> .
08:00 <Bastardly_One> I'd imagine it would 
08:00 <Skirmish> lol "trying so hard".  You use that nearly as often as "bore". 
08:00 <tooheys> lol Skirmish 
09:00 <Bastardly_One> well, there is a solution Skirmish
09:00 <Bastardly_One> stop being so boring and trying so hard
09:00 <Picard> sell them 
09:00 <Bastardly_One> and I won't have to say either thing so much
09:00 <Skirmish> Plus, you've spent the afternoon giving people shit, so suck it up you fragile old dickhead and cop it when someone gives it back. 
09:00 <Picard> lol
09:00 <Bastardly_One> ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
09:00 <Picard> Bastardly_One is a bit soft like that
09:00 <Bastardly_One> I wasn't home this afternoon
09:00 <Bastardly_One> fail
10:00 <British^Meat> tooheys, merc mk8 dlc avail right nooooow
10:00 <Skirmish> Picard: He is.  He cries errytime someone gives him any of the same treatment he gives others.  
10:00 <British^Meat> and also... http://gamesites.nintendo.com.au/mario-kart-8/?zelda-ac
10:00 <tooheys> British^Meat, i noticed the wii u had received an update, i was hoping it was the mercedes karts
10:00 <Bastardly_One> like I said ... I wasn't here this afternoon ... try again 
10:00 <Picard> oops
11:00 <Bastardly_One> oi British^Meat
11:00 <Serenity> ...
11:00 <Bastardly_One> TheRiddler linked a zelda monopoly before
11:00 <Serenity> you were here this afternoon wtf
11:00 <Serenity> are you brain dead?
11:00 <Skirmish> Are you going to be a fuckwit now about the time?  When you stop having your period little girl, get back to us. 
11:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh I wasn't
11:00 <Serenity> ........
11:00 <Bastardly_One> I got home about 5:30
11:00 <Bastardly_One> 3:30 your time
11:00 <Serenity> 5:30 is the afternoon
12:00 <Bastardly_One> it's not all afternoon is it?
12:00 <Picard> it sure is
12:00 <Bastardly_One> which was his little commentary
12:00 <HardTacoRebels> ill play the good cop. Bastardly_One, do you have an alibi? im sure you do. were you at the cafe eating croissants with gabby?
12:00 <Picard> why so defencove
12:00 <Picard> defencive
12:00 <slinky_J> rofl
13:00 <slinky_J> clear!
13:00 <Serenity> theres like one hour on my buffer where you arent typing b1
13:00 <Bastardly_One> lol xm ... I was at a cafe at one stage but not eating those or with gabby
13:00 <Serenity> and my buffer goes back to the am
13:00 <tooheys> ive got a bigger buffer than you Serenity 
13:00 <Bastardly_One> doesn't surprise me ... I haven't stfu up elsewhere either
13:00 <Skirmish> Excuse my delay .... [18:51] <@Serenity> you're being a complete fuck head this afternoon is what you are being
13:00 <Bastardly_One> that's 6:51
13:00 <Bastardly_One> evening
14:00 <Skirmish> Plus, you've spent the *evening* giving people shit, so suck it up you fragile old dickhead and cop it when someone gives it back. 
14:00 <Serenity> show me your buffer tooheys
14:00 <tooheys> hahaha
14:00 <tooheys> show me yours ;)
15:00 <HardTacoRebels> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ps2Jc28tQrw
15:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Robin S - Show Me Love (Official Music Video) [1993] (Jun 23, 2010) 4:00 - Category: Music - 6,090,050 - 26,790 likes (98.1%), 519 dislikes (1.9%)
15:00 <Serenity> hahah
16:00 <Picard> how did she kill himmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
17:00 <Picard> why did she kill him!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
17:00 <Picard> Motive
18:00 <Picard> waaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh waaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
19:00 <Picard> Bastardly_One what times lights out in the nursing home?
19:00 <Bastardly_One> [23:18] <Picard> they let you near the kids?
19:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah they do
19:00 <Picard> huh?
19:00 <Bastardly_One> implying something there?
19:00 <Picard> wtf u on about?
19:00 <Bastardly_One> you tell me 
19:00 <Serenity> yeah that you'd send them to sleep
19:00 <Bastardly_One> you asked me 
19:00 <Skirmish> He's implying you're a suss cunt. 
19:00 <Serenity> with your stories
19:00 <Picard> ive got no idea
19:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... one is worse than I am Serenity
20:00 <Picard> no one is worse then Bastardly_One
20:00 <Bastardly_One> oh you meet my eldest niece telling a story or explaining something 
20:00 <Bastardly_One> goes on for 10 yrs
21:00 <Bastardly_One> I only go on for 9.5
21:00 <Picard> like u?
21:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh, even her parents thinks she's worse 
21:00 <slinky_J> hey sezz that Scenic Route movie wasnt bad
21:00 <Skirmish> Does she fabricate half as much as you do or are her stories based in reality?
21:00 <Picard> lol
21:00 <Serenity> oh yer?
21:00 <Picard> why let the truth get in the way of a good story
22:00 <Picard> ahhh  i didnt see that coming
22:00 <Picard> Bosnian war criminal
23:00 <slinky_J> i h8 mozzies
23:00 <slinky_J> this one is despo 
23:00 <Picard> we need to kill the muslims before they destroy the world
23:00 <Picard> we need a modern day hitler
23:00 <tooheys> i never thought id say this but i couldnt agree with u more Picard 
24:00 <Picard> im wise, its a good thing you see this and agree with me
24:00 <Picard> i could teach you a lot
24:00 <tooheys> i doubt it
24:00 <Picard> i dont.
25:00 <Picard> kill all infadels
25:00 <Picard> wtf is wrong with these muslim cunts
25:00 <tooheys> i could teach you a lot... how to spell correctly for example
25:00 <slinky_J> well it goes back a long, long time
26:00 <Picard> we could help each otherr
26:00 <tooheys> fuck how am i meant to go to sleep knowing that the mercedes karts are available 
26:00 <tooheys> i cant fire up the game though ill be on it all night if i do
27:00 <British^Meat> saturday
27:00 <British^Meat> we'll fire up out silver arrows
27:00 <Picard> geez
27:00 <tooheys> cant wait... i hope theyre actually good
28:00 <Picard> night
28:00 <slinky_J> nite 
28:00 <slinky_J> my sweet pwince
28:00 <slinky_J> hahaha
28:00 <Picard> lol
28:00 <Picard> u faggot joshua
28:00 <slinky_J> lol!!!
28:00 <slinky_J> piss awf
28:00 <Picard> blow me
28:00 <slinky_J> make ur wife
28:00 <Picard> keep and eye on Bastardly_One for me
28:00 <Zade> haha
28:00 <slinky_J> okie
29:00 <Picard> wifey is gunna cop it every night for two weeks
29:00 <slinky_J> lol!
29:00 <Picard> she knows the deal to a holiday
29:00 <Picard> ok im off
30:00 <Picard> pedi pie 
30:00 <British^Meat> lol
30:00 <British^Meat> dude u always do that
30:00 <Serenity> I-n-v-i-s-i-o-n Nick: Sephiroth
30:00 <Serenity> > Address: [email protected] «Australia»
30:00 <Serenity> > Name: ...
30:00 <Serenity> > Channels: #sydney +#Lumeah @#Trolls-R-Us
30:00 <British^Meat> youre worse at leaving irc than pieter
30:00 <Serenity> lol...
30:00 <Serenity> [9:30pm] <Sephiroth> is dipshit
30:00 <Serenity> [9:30pm] <Sephiroth> what is it about liars that u like
30:00 <milk> sometimes the greater social organism makes you come back
31:00 <tooheys> people still use mirc? what a pathetic client that is
32:00 <Skirmish> Hargid has a channel? 
32:00 <Skirmish> I still use mirc. What is wrong with it? 
32:00 <Serenity> nothings wrong with it
33:00 <Serenity> [9:31pm] <Serenity> go to bed chris
33:00 <Serenity> [9:31pm] <Sephiroth> u coming
33:00 <Serenity> [9:32pm] <Sephiroth> sorry
33:00 <Serenity> [9:32pm] <Serenity> no thanks id rather eat poison
33:00 <druff> i bet you wont
34:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm just wonder what the point of the cut and paste is besides self gratification
34:00 <Bastardly_One> *wondering
34:00 <damio> dammit, there is a video of my brothers gf tipping a bucket of water over herself on fb
34:00 <Bastardly_One> it's not particularly funny or anything
34:00 <Serenity> you wouldnt get it because you werent here for his reign
34:00 <Serenity> so calm down
35:00 <Serenity> and stop being a scorned man child
35:00 <Skirmish> I thought he went quiet there for a minute. Sooking for someone to ban me? 
35:00 <Serenity> not to me
36:00 <Skirmish> Poor Simba copped it the night you were out for dinner. 
37:00 <HardTacoRebels> [21:12:31] 18<Sephiroth18> some one teach me the ways of ddos
37:00 <HardTacoRebels> [21:12:42] 18<Sephiroth18> i will buy heaps of proxys
37:00 <HardTacoRebels> [21:13:04] 18<Sephiroth18> i will end your existance
37:00 <British^Meat> lol
37:00 <HardTacoRebels> [21:14:22] 18<Sephiroth18> if i knew how to do it i could invent better loop
37:00 <HardTacoRebels> [21:14:26] 18<Sephiroth18> i good at that
37:00 <HardTacoRebels> [21:14:51] 18<Sephiroth18> friend once wrote program in 22 lines
37:00 <British^Meat> poor old chris
37:00 <HardTacoRebels> [21:14:54] 18<Sephiroth18> i made it 6
37:00 <HardTacoRebels> hilarious
37:00 <HardTacoRebels> this is satire proof
37:00 <Serenity> hahaha
37:00 <HardTacoRebels> i couldnt improve on that any better
37:00 <Serenity> he just wants a friend
38:00 <HardTacoRebels> so he he made it 6 lines by removing all the 14 lines of comments
38:00 <HardTacoRebels> h4x0r
38:00 <Skirmish> He needs a labotomy ... or the one he got needs to be fixed.
38:00 <HardTacoRebels> probably the GPL message
38:00 <tooheys> lol @ buy proxies
38:00 <tooheys> who the fuck pays money for them
39:00 <Serenity> sometimes i wonder if i should let him come back for a while
39:00 <British^Meat> no..........
39:00 <damio> you will regret it
39:00 <British^Meat> it'll just be beagle all over again
39:00 <damio> maybe just for 10 mins
39:00 <Serenity> yeah
39:00 <TheWayOfTheDDoS> grab the ADSL filter from my hand
39:00 <British^Meat> "I love her, if only we kissed"
39:00 <Serenity> beagle learned me good
39:00 <TheWayOfTheDDoS> too late grasshopper
39:00 <TheWayOfTheDDoS> better luck next time
39:00 <British^Meat> i championed beagles unbanning, he let me down
40:00 <Serenity> i did warn him
40:00 <Serenity> that if he was a dong face id put it back
41:00 <Skirmish> Can we swap Chris for B1 for a week? 
41:00 <Bastardly_One> chris is harmless ... compare him to say beehhh or someone else here (besides me) on one of his semi reg rants
41:00 <Skirmish> Even on a bad day Chris won't type 31000 lines. 
42:00 <Bastardly_One> yap yap yap there's that little yappy mutt again 
42:00 <Bastardly_One> must be just me that can hear it any time I post
42:00 <British^Meat> That keeps happennnnnnnnnnnnnnning!!
42:00 <Skirmish> lol If I didn't already know you were an old man B1 I would have guessed you were a female in your early 20's with how you get prissy. 
43:00 <Serenity> you are such a hypocrite lol
43:00 <slinky_J> ffs
43:00 <slinky_J> SHUT UPPPP
43:00 <slinky_J> lol
44:00 <slinky_J> k kewl just us so wots teh plan sezz? snort teh ballz
45:00 <Skirmish> B1: Do you ever find it a little strange that you hate me for everything that you yourself do to others? 
45:00 <Serenity> ill snort those balls good
46:00 <tooheys> British^Meat, how are u going on the single player
46:00 <tooheys> i have got 3 stars on 3 or 4 of the 150cc cups
46:00 <tooheys> the computer keeps cheating on the last race 
47:00 <British^Meat> i think i have gold on all....
47:00 <British^Meat> but i havent bothered with 150cc yet, coz if its anything like the GC or N64 versions it'll be a pain
47:00 <tooheys> yeah it is a pain
47:00 <British^Meat> u see that link i posted earlier? new tracks!
47:00 <British^Meat> cant wait
48:00 <tooheys> yeah i saw that
48:00 <British^Meat> sux its not free, but, u know
48:00 <tooheys> i wish they didnt remove my favourite track from the game, it was on the wii one
48:00 <tooheys> snes ghost valley
48:00 <British^Meat> yer, they were always pretty awesome
49:00 <slinky_J> lols
50:00 <British^Meat> needs wario stadium N64
53:00 <tooheys> i dont remember the 64 version but i do like that track
54:00 <tooheys> i absolutely HATE the ice tracks
54:00 <tooheys> and that musical one
54:00 <slinky_J> woo i got teh mozzie
54:00 <slinky_J> woz big 2
54:00 <Skirmish> Hope it gave you Ross River Fever.
55:00 <British^Meat> lols
55:00 <slinky_J> it's dead
55:00 <British^Meat> yer tooheys, id always call em crappe snowland, instead of frappe
55:00 <British^Meat> seemed fitting
55:00 <tooheys> u need to be able to change your vehicle before the race coz if u are using the slicks on the ice u are fucked
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