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00:00 <xm> tooheys, have you been to the UK?
00:00 <tooheys> xm, yeah
00:00 <xm> do you like other English music other than their hardcore
00:00 <tooheys> i like a bit of trance
01:00 <xm> what about hybrid / way out west etc
01:00 <tooheys> i think ive heard of way out west
01:00 <ATS63> Thats pretty cool. Today before I got drunk, possibly during, I rigged up these cisco phones with intercom :D
01:00 <ATS63> Although cause my asterisk is offsite, if the intrawebs goes down I lose internal communications
01:00 <tooheys> im pretty sure ive got a couple of their remixes on vinyl
02:00 <tooheys> paul van dyk ones iirc
04:00 <xm> actually hybrid is Welsh
04:00 <xm> you've probably heard their unfinished symphony
05:00 <xm> -un
05:00 <xm> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_oeslAqeTEc
05:00 <Serenity> ommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
05:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Hybrid - Finished Symphony (Oct 14, 2011) 9:38 - - 168,544 - 1,331 likes (98.2%), 24 dislikes (1.8%)
07:00 <tech_n9ne> Hi all
07:00 <tech_n9ne> Hi
07:00 <slinky_J> lol plur
08:00 <tech_n9ne> Sup pandis
08:00 <slinky_J> aye aye
08:00 <slinky_J> not much man
08:00 <tooheys> xm never heard it, bit slow for my liking
08:00 <tech_n9ne> Lovely days
08:00 <tech_n9ne> Tooheys is shite
09:00 <tooheys> suck me off tech_n9ne 
09:00 <tech_n9ne> I wouldn't suck your mum off
09:00 <tech_n9ne> Tooheys is shite
09:00 <tooheys> well you coudlnt coz she doesnt have a dick unlike yours
10:00 <tech_n9ne> Your mum has a mega wang
10:00 <tech_n9ne> Your dad is on welfare
10:00 <tech_n9ne> The alcoholic
11:00 <tech_n9ne> Shit track 
11:00 <tech_n9ne> Your a homo
11:00 <tooheys> yeah im sure youve heard it 
12:00 <tech_n9ne> Its gay
12:00 <tooheys> fuck off cocksucker
12:00 <tech_n9ne> Make me fag music poofter boy
12:00 <Skirmish> Despite my intiial opinion that Godzilla would be a terrible movie ... it wasn't that bad. 
12:00 <tech_n9ne> It was shit
13:00 <tech_n9ne> Shortest ever
13:00 <tech_n9ne> Shittest
14:00 <tooheys> not as short as your dick tech_n9ne 
14:00 <tech_n9ne> Shit songs buddy ur  a shit cunt ahahaha
15:00 <tooheys> what do u listen to then dickhead
15:00 <tech_n9ne> U probs  like pet shop boys oloolol
15:00 <Skirmish> tech_n9ne listens to Jessica Mauboy. 
15:00 <tech_n9ne> I listen to real music
15:00 <tech_n9ne> Skirmish eats cocks
16:00 <tooheys> tech_n9ne listens to the wiggles
16:00 <tech_n9ne> Tooheys tounge punch me in the fart box bitch 
16:00 <tooheys> no thanks i dont give other guys rimjobs unlike you
17:00 <doctor> yeah godzilla was good
17:00 <tech_n9ne> Tooheys you love it fgt
18:00 <tooheys> tech_n9ne has come in here to abuse people because he's a no hoper with no friends and he has nothing better to do than abuse people for no reason
18:00 <doctor> theres a film you might like, Skirmish, it's called Melancholia. i find it somehow related to Godzilla
18:00 <tech_n9ne> No I didnt
18:00 <Skirmish> tech_n9ne was a huge fan of Hanson as a teenager. 
18:00 <tooheys> Skirmish, he still is a fan of them
18:00 <tech_n9ne> Mmmm bop
18:00 <tooheys> i heard he wanks over them
18:00 <Skirmish> He's got tickets to their reunion tour. 
19:00 <tech_n9ne> Tooheys u wish cunt
19:00 <tooheys> write my nick properly it doesnt have a capital t on it cunt
19:00 <tech_n9ne> Tooheys
19:00 <tooheys> TECH_N9NE
20:00 <tech_n9ne> Its up to me
20:00 <tech_n9ne> Yeah bitch say my name
20:00 <British^Meat> please respect each others nicks, thx
20:00 <tech_n9ne> Tooheys pooies
20:00 <tech_n9ne> Fuck u British faggott
20:00 <British^Meat> my word
20:00 <tooheys> dont you hate it when someones pissed off at you and you have no idea what youve done wrong :(
21:00 <British^Meat> gettin that right now
21:00 <ATS63> tooheys: not really, cunt
21:00 <tech_n9ne> I love iy
21:00 <Skirmish> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ENnAa7rqtBM    <-------------------- tech_n9ne's life theme song. 
21:00 <tech_n9ne> Lolz
21:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: TISM - Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me [HD] (Apr 17, 2010) 3:56 - - 571,548 - 6,028 likes (98.4%), 98 dislikes (1.6%)
21:00 <tooheys> tech_n9ne actually gets more sex than all of us but its with other blokes
21:00 <ATS63> TISM weren't even funny when they were Jock Cheese
22:00 <tech_n9ne> That's your gay song fags
23:00 <tooheys> baby what you do what you do what you do to me makes me wanna be somebody im not 
23:00 <tech_n9ne> Skirm http://i.imgur.com/2VcfZvd.jpg
24:00 <tech_n9ne> Skirms mum
24:00 <tooheys> fuck off tech_n9ne im not in the mood for your shit you cunt
25:00 <ATS63> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HTN6Du3MCgI
25:00 <British^Meat> i dont like that pillow cover
25:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Electric Six - "Gay Bar" (Hi Res) (Sep 6, 2006) 2:32 - - 28,418,430 - 65,813 likes (93.5%), 4,595 dislikes (6.5%)
25:00 <British^Meat> i do my best...
25:00 <tech_n9ne> Fuck you tooheys ya pussy
25:00 <tooheys> i had a shit night last night and a shit day today and u want to make it worse? fuck you
25:00 <TheRiddler> http://i.imgur.com/JMc7i.jpg
26:00 <ATS63> tooheys: the only person controlling your emotion is yourself
26:00 <Skirmish> I enjoy people like tech_n9ne being around.  Anyone that can make themselves look like a fool with every sentence they type is good by me. 
26:00 <tech_n9ne> Good hope I fucked your night
26:00 <tooheys> ill fuck yours if youve got the balls to fight me cunt
26:00 <tooheys> which we all know you dont
26:00 <British^Meat> is there a fight happening?
26:00 <tech_n9ne> Yeah I'll beat u 
26:00 <JonKoppenhaver> British^Meat
26:00 <British^Meat> u know the rules, it has to happen under a webcam
26:00 <JonKoppenhaver> British^Meat: how are you?
26:00 <tooheys> dont make me laugh
27:00 <ATS63> I'll fight your cunt
27:00 <tech_n9ne> I'll wreck ya
27:00 <British^Meat> hah, heya JonKoppenhaver :)
27:00 <JonKoppenhaver> Nice photo British^Meat 
27:00 <tech_n9ne> Lol ats
27:00 <British^Meat> cheers, youve been busy
27:00 <JonKoppenhaver> wearing your disguise 
27:00 <tooheys> British^Meat isnt a shabby driver
27:00 <tooheys> we were pretty equal in most of the races mate
27:00 <British^Meat> not bad yer
28:00 <JonKoppenhaver> He has poor fashion sense, and his room is very messy, a pig sty if you will
28:00 <tech_n9ne> Tooheys go fuck your mum
28:00 <British^Meat> hard against those japs and yanks
28:00 <tooheys> tech_n9ne, i am not interested in incest unlike you
28:00 <tooheys> yeah the japs are crazy
28:00 <tech_n9ne> Lol
28:00 <tooheys> i usually compete in the regional races its aussies/nz'ers and europeans
29:00 <tech_n9ne> Fuck off
30:00 <tech_n9ne> Losers
30:00 <tooheys> why dont you fuck off no one wants you here
30:00 <British^Meat> i wont talk to tech_n9ne anymore
30:00 <ATS63> Perhaps you two should go outside, remove your shirts, and play fisty cuffs. It is not gay
30:00 <tech_n9ne> I'm wanted here
31:00 <British^Meat> foots come down
31:00 <tooheys> me either British^Meat ive ignored him
31:00 <tech_n9ne> Let's fight tooheys u chicken
31:00 <British^Meat> cool
31:00 <tech_n9ne> Ignored my arse
31:00 <ATS63> Afterall, fighting solves everything
31:00 <Skirmish> tech_n9ne sounds like Kuniva.  
31:00 <tech_n9ne> Fuck off cunt
32:00 <tooheys> tech_n9ne sounds like someone who doesnt read their nick before they start using it... tech n-nine-ne
32:00 <tech_n9ne> I'm Spence u wanker
33:00 <tech_n9ne> W-anke-r
33:00 <Skirmish> Well spence, you've gone full retard and now you sound like Kuniva.
33:00 <British^Meat> :)
33:00 <tech_n9ne> U still sound fag u cunt
33:00 <British^Meat> what is it with austnet and breaking ppl?
33:00 <British^Meat> does it trigger something?
34:00 <tech_n9ne> Lick my swingers dogs
34:00 <tech_n9ne> Chew me nuts cunts
34:00 <tech_n9ne> Bong time simba
34:00 <tooheys> the boredom of austnet is enough to send anyone insane
35:00 <tech_n9ne> Patter me piddlywink
35:00 <tooheys> i much prefer ircnet or freenode but theres no one local on there
35:00 <tech_n9ne> Get fucked n go then
35:00 <tech_n9ne> U tard  
35:00 <ATS63> Fuck bongs. Snort it like a man
35:00 <ATS63> Its super cool
36:00 <tech_n9ne> Snort my smegma loser
36:00 <ATS63> Says the person named after something they cannot and will not possess
37:00 <tech_n9ne> Yes I can fuck head
38:00 <ATS63> Where from?
38:00 <ATS63> MP5's are more common in this country, but you already knew that didn't you
38:00 <tech_n9ne> Yes idiot
38:00 <tech_n9ne> Your a goose
39:00 <ATS63> A goose with an education. Don't be mad or jealous
39:00 <Jewel> youre
40:00 <tech_n9ne> You're
40:00 <tech_n9ne> Dumb cunts lololol
40:00 <ATS63> Totes
40:00 <Jewel> im sure someone here knows how to disconnect this person
40:00 <tech_n9ne> Hey jewel wanna get freaky/
40:00 <tech_n9ne> I can't be d/c
41:00 <Jewel> no
41:00 <Jewel> will you be nice 
41:00 <tech_n9ne> No
41:00 <tech_n9ne> Yeah 
41:00 <TheRiddler> freaky geeky
41:00 <Jewel> talk about tech stuff
41:00 <Jewel> or holden maloo
41:00 <tech_n9ne> Tech n9ne baby
41:00 <Jewel> what is n9ne
42:00 <tech_n9ne> Lol shit maloo
42:00 <tech_n9ne> He's a rapper
42:00 <tech_n9ne> Duh
42:00 <TheRiddler> a shit rapper
42:00 <Jewel> im sure you cant afford it
42:00 <Jewel> lol
42:00 <Jewel> never heard of him
42:00 <TheRiddler> hai Jewel
42:00 <TheRiddler> no one has
42:00 <Jewel> oh haii TheRiddler
42:00 <Jewel> its his imaginary friend
43:00 <tech_n9ne> He's awesome
43:00 <Jewel> 9 is a lucky number tho
43:00 <ATS63> I like raps about guns
44:00 <tech_n9ne> It is
44:00 <Jewel> what songs has he done tech
44:00 <Jewel> very lucky
44:00 <tech_n9ne> Google
44:00 <ATS63> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xC03hmS1Brk
44:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: I Kill People (Apr 23, 2009) 5:01 - - 31,988,167 - 224,996 likes (95.8%), 9,866 dislikes (4.2%)
44:00 <TheRiddler> he drops tunes like he drops turds
45:00 <TheRiddler> lol
45:00 <tech_n9ne> Lol
46:00 <Jewel> does anyone else love expendables 3
46:00 <Jewel> esp antonio banderas
46:00 <TheRiddler> haven't seen it yet
46:00 <Jewel> its really good and funny
47:00 <TheRiddler> cool
47:00 <TheRiddler> I'm off to bed
47:00 <TheRiddler> goodnight
47:00 <tooheys> ive heard expendables 3 is really good everyone talks about it at work
47:00 <tooheys> i havent even seen the first two
47:00 <Jewel> ni ni
47:00 <tooheys> cya mate
48:00 <Jewel> they are good cause they are lame
48:00 <Jewel> with all those 90's action movie stars
48:00 <Jewel> ahh someone closed his connection...
48:00 <tooheys> oh what a shame
48:00 <tooheys> im devastated
48:00 <Jewel> lol
48:00 <Jewel> yes
48:00 <Jewel> seemed like a nice person
49:00 <Skirmish> Expendables 3 is exactly like the other 2.  It's a great movie for the bogan action fan.  
49:00 <ATS63> Don't cry
49:00 <Jewel> ok
51:00 <ATS63> So I was reading about how poultry is processed today...
51:00 <ATS63> I hope ya'll are eating
52:00 <ATS63> After they gut a chicken, they either wash with chlorinated water or UV treated water. One is potentially toxic, the other potentially doesn't do an effective job
52:00 <ATS63> Yet everyone cares about "organic" or "free range"
52:00 <Jewel> hey milk
53:00 <ATS63> So I vowed I'm only going to eat red meat because it doesn't have shit all over it
53:00 <Jewel> gross
53:00 <milk> hey Jewel
53:00 <tooheys> i care about free range because to keep chickens locked up in cages is fucking disgusting
54:00 <tooheys> id love to lock those farmers up in cages and see how they like it
54:00 <Jewel> yes
54:00 <Jewel> lets lock them up
54:00 <ATS63> I agree but, eating meat thats covered in shit and either improperly cleaned or cleaned with toxins is retarded
54:00 <Jewel> well we have to die from soemthing
55:00 <ATS63> I'd prefer to die from age after living a life of great health...
56:00 <Jewel> irc is bad for health
56:00 <ATS63> Nah. Just bad for the soul
56:00 <Jewel> whats worse
57:00 <ATS63> Chicken
57:00 <Jewel> lol ok
57:00 <Jewel> no chicken for you
58:00 <ATS63> Apparently there is a theory that the health benefits of chicken can be attributed to chlorine toxicity
58:00 <ATS63> ie. people don't gain weight from it, because their body rejects the nutrients along with the chlorine
58:00 <ATS63> That sounds fucked up
59:00 <tooheys> thats a bit of a worry
59:00 <ATS63> * not peer reviewed
59:00 <ATS63> Still I'd rather eat a cow
59:00 <ATS63> dude
00:00 <ATS63> Fuck, stop being depressed cunts ffs
00:00 <ATS63> I will council you because of some reason
00:00 <Jewel> lol
00:00 <xm> let's just read Stargate motivational wisdom quotes
01:00 <Jewel> irc and depression go hand in hand
01:00 <ATS63> People feel sad as a side effect of responsibility and rationality. If there were no emotion, we would neither have good nor evil
01:00 <ATS63> You owe me $50 cunt
01:00 <Jewel> lol
01:00 <ATS63> Yes, zen proverbs are the bomb
01:00 <Jewel> may the fourth be with you?
02:00 <ATS63> While a candle burns in my house, nobody is home
02:00 <Jewel> or is that star wars..
02:00 <tooheys> lol im not a dog 
02:00 <Jewel> well i never had a human jump on my lap
03:00 <xm> what is the sound of one hand clapping? i found out what that meant when i wanted to make a grilled cheese sandwich and there was only a single loaf of bread left
03:00 <Jewel> and youre a dog if i think youre a dog
03:00 <tooheys> youve never met anyone like me then have you :)
03:00 <Jewel> i suppose not
03:00 <xm> learnedkoan
03:00 <ATS63> If Helen Keller is alone in a forest, and she trips, does she make a sound?
03:00 <Jewel> this is going to a bad place
04:00 <xm> animals have ears too
04:00 <ATS63> Uhh, she's a deaf mute
04:00 <ATS63> *face palm*
04:00 <xm> the sound of hitting the ground
04:00 <ATS63> What if its soft ground
04:00 <ATS63> Like grass
04:00 <xm> even breathing causes a sound
05:00 <Jewel> she still makes sound
05:00 <ATS63> Do animals hear your heavy breathing in the forest?
05:00 <xm> sound is just vibration 
05:00 <Jewel> do you mean she doesnt HEAR a sound?
05:00 <Jewel> she will fele iit
05:00 <ATS63> Jewel: and she does not make one
05:00 <Jewel> she does...
05:00 <Jewel> falling
06:00 <ATS63> And then it goes back to, theres nobody to hear it
06:00 <ATS63> Not even helen keller
06:00 <Jewel> but stillo makes a sound
07:00 <Jewel> still
07:00 <ATS63> y so serious?
07:00 <Jewel> does a pressure cooker cook while ur away at work?
07:00 <ATS63> I don't have a pressure cooker, so no
07:00 <Jewel> lol
07:00 <tooheys> ATS63 is a docker
07:00 <Jewel> well ok that doesnt apply to you
07:00 <Jewel> oh my
07:00 <Jewel> a docker's supporter?
07:00 <ATS63> oh myyy
08:00 <Jewel> nice
08:00 <Jewel> lol
08:00 <xm> if a microwave is beeping every 30 seconds to remind you it's finished and you have headphones does it make a sound?
08:00 <tooheys> no not a dockers supporter, a docker
08:00 <ATS63> wtf is a docker?
08:00 <Jewel> lol yes
08:00 <Jewel> i know
08:00 <xm> headphones on*
08:00 <Jewel> google it:)
08:00 <ATS63> Is this a foosball reference?
08:00 <tooheys> ask jewel
08:00 <Jewel> but be careful
08:00 <Jewel> yeah sure football...
08:00 <tooheys> shes an expert on docking
08:00 <Jewel> its something i make tooheys's do
08:00 <tooheys> LOL
08:00 <Jewel> hehe
08:00 <ATS63> "Docker is an open-source project that automates the deployment of applications inside software containers, providing that way an additional layer of abstraction and automatization of operating system.level virtualization on Linux."
08:00 <tooheys> AHAHAHAHAHA
08:00 <Jewel> lolol
09:00 <Jewel> did you google images?
09:00 <Jewel> maybe docking?
09:00 <ATS63> https://blog.linode.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/docker.png
09:00 <tooheys>  Docking is a verb describing the act of stretching one mans foreskin over another mans penis. It can only be practiced between men if one of them is uncircumcised. This "foreplay" is best mixed with a little lube or pre-come prior to the fun begins.
09:00 <tooheys> Mitch: Hey I been on such a big dry spell with the ladies can I put my cock in your cocks foreskin?
09:00 <tooheys> Al: Docking's the best, no need to ask! 
09:00 <ATS63> Oh right
09:00 <Jewel> LOL
09:00 <Jewel> omg
09:00 <Jewel> thats funny
09:00 <ATS63> Yeah I dock. Its only gay if you break eye contact
10:00 <tooheys> LOL
10:00 <Jewel> lol
10:00 <tooheys> would u dock with me ATS63 jewel would love to watch
10:00 <Jewel> i would
10:00 <ATS63> Also I do believe the loser is determined by the guy who loses their erection first
11:00 <xm> use special eye drops before to help maintain that intense eye contact
11:00 <Jewel> that sounds fair
11:00 <Jewel> lol
11:00 <tooheys> i thought the loser was whoever blew first
11:00 <Jewel> thats the winner
11:00 <ATS63> Sometimes assistance is required before a game of docking, known as "giving a hand"
11:00 <tooheys> imagine having another guys load between your foreskin.... yuuuuuuuuuck
11:00 <ATS63> I promise you it is not gay
11:00 <Jewel> lolol
11:00 <Jewel> its helping a friend
12:00 <ATS63> I like placing wagers on docking. I enjoy the docking match and I also win money. Sometimes strangers challenge me
12:00 <tooheys> i bet you enjoy it
12:00 <Jewel> are you an illegal docking organiser
12:00 <tooheys> LMAO
13:00 <ATS63> I challenge you to a game of dock
13:00 <ATS63> Remember its just a game, its not about winning, its about enjoying it
13:00 <Jewel> lol
14:00 <tooheys> 13DOCKING 13DOCKING 13DOCKING 13DOCKING 13DOCKING 13DOCKING 13DOCKING 13DOCKING 13DOCKING 13DOCKING 13DOCKING 13DOCKING 13DOCKING 13DOCKING 13DOCKING 13DOCKING 13DOCKING 13DOCKING 13DOCKING 13DOCKING 13DOCKING 13DOCKING 13DOCKING 13DOCKING 13DOCKING 13DOCKING 
14:00 <ATS63> lulz
14:00 <Jewel> awww...
14:00 <Jewel> got too excited
15:00 <ATS63> I guess I win by forfiet. GAAAYY
15:00 <Jewel> wait there could be a rematch
16:00 <ATS63> Well if toohey's is gone...
16:00 <ATS63> Have you ever tried space docking?
16:00 <Jewel> no
16:00 <ATS63> Lets try it, its fun
16:00 <ATS63> All the cool kids are doing it
17:00 <Jewel> im sure he will be back
17:00 <Jewel> somehow
17:00 <ATS63> 1.
17:00 <ATS63> space docking
17:00 <ATS63> When a man shits into a womans vagina.
17:00 <ATS63> Brian squatted over her, lined it up, and began space docking. 
17:00 <Jewel> grosssssss
17:00 <Jewel> is there anything not done 
17:00 <ATS63> I still reckon chicken is worse
17:00 <Jewel> lol
17:00 <carlsberg> i was wanting to do that with you jewel :'(
18:00 <Jewel> carlsberg not yet !
18:00 <Jewel> thats just disguisting
18:00 <ATS63> You do have to wonder though... who the fuck does this shit?
18:00 <ATS63> And why is it not illegal?
19:00 <Jewel> no idea...
19:00 <ATS63>  boston pancake
19:00 <ATS63> When a lover defecates on another lovers chest. WITH PERMISSION. Then pats down the feces with his buttox to make it into a flat surface. Then the man ejaculates on the feces which acts as the syrup.
19:00 <ATS63> That guy gave one hell of a boston pancake to that bitch! 
19:00 <Jewel> .......
19:00 <ATS63> I'm just looking at "words related to"
19:00 <Jewel> lol
19:00 <Jewel> i cant read this
19:00 <ATS63> Its really distrubing. Except do not forget, you started it
19:00 <carlsberg> your a dirty cunt ATS63 
20:00 <Jewel> true
20:00 <Jewel> i stop at docking tho
20:00 <Jewel> what the
21:00 <ATS63> I guess to answer my own question... the wisdom of Oma Desala
21:00 <ATS63> When the mind is enlightened, the spirit is free and the body matters not
21:00 <carlsberg> ATS63 you're fucked i cant believe u looked up that shit
21:00 <ATS63> Still I wouldn't try it
22:00 <carlsberg> u probably searched for pictures of it as well
22:00 <carlsberg> u are so disgusting
22:00 <ATS63> Yes. Tell me more
22:00 <carlsberg> ATS63 i am still waiting for u to dock with me
23:00 <ATS63> Oh, depresso returns
23:00 <Jewel> thats wise
23:00 <carlsberg> fuck it cold in here
23:00 <carlsberg> and lonely
23:00 <carlsberg> brb 
24:00 <ATS63> Do you require a hand?
24:00 <Jewel> LOL
24:00 <carlsberg> i think i can do without a male hand thanks ATS63 
24:00 <Jewel> he does
24:00 <Jewel> can i watch
24:00 <Jewel> awwwwwwwwwww 
24:00 <carlsberg> well
24:00 <ATS63> lulz
24:00 <Jewel> carlsberg, hes jube being nice
24:00 <carlsberg> if jewel wants to watch then i will do it
24:00 <Jewel> just
24:00 <ATS63> Such remarks always make me think of an old mate of mine...
24:00 <Jewel> yay :)
24:00 <Jewel> thank you
24:00 <Jewel> what did ur friend say
24:00 <ATS63> His girlfriend had some fetish where she wanted to see him giving head to another man
25:00 <ATS63> So he did, and is still convinced he is not gay
25:00 <Jewel> what is gay really
25:00 <carlsberg> just coz u sucked another guys cock doesnt mean u are gay
25:00 <Jewel> its just a label
25:00 <Jewel> we are free to love who we want
25:00 <Jewel> or play with
25:00 <Jewel> exactly carlsberg :P
25:00 <ATS63> I thought homosexuality, as the name suggests, were involved with sexuality
25:00 <Jewel> but everyone is pretty much sexual
25:00 <ATS63> It comes down to the enjoyment. For example if you were raped, that doesn't make it sexuality.
26:00 <carlsberg> well if a girl licks another girl out does that make her a lesbian? of course not
26:00 <Jewel> :P
26:00 <Jewel> everyone is bisexual
26:00 <carlsberg> jewel would be a lesbian if it did
26:00 <ATS63> Did they enjoy it? If yes, bi or les. If no, then they're fucking stupid.
26:00 <Jewel> !!!
26:00 <carlsberg> :P
26:00 <Jewel> cheeky
26:00 <Jewel> we are free to love who we want
27:00 <ATS63> Jewel: nobody is saying we're not. Well, except our government
28:00 <Jewel> yes and who are they
28:00 <ATS63> state/fed gov is so fucked :(
28:00 <Jewel> mmmhmm
29:00 <ATS63> There I was, being all optimistic that gov is a civil service, that exists to serve the needs of society...
29:00 <Jewel> lol
29:00 <Jewel> aw
29:00 <Jewel> then abbott came along
29:00 <ATS63> And then I read that article in SMH about Tony Abbott saying he believes Australians do not want a double dissillution, while their poll suggested 96% do
30:00 <Jewel> he should go to hell
30:00 <Jewel> hes the devil
30:00 <ATS63> The real problem is... Bill Shorten is no better.
30:00 <ATS63> Both sides of the house are failing the people
31:00 <Jewel> you know who was good
31:00 <Jewel> kevin 07
31:00 <ATS63> Also, the people are failing the people
31:00 <Jewel> i love him
31:00 <ATS63> Uhh...
31:00 <ATS63> Okay then.
31:00 <Jewel> lol
31:00 <Jewel> :P
32:00 <ATS63> Good person? Maybe. Leader? Fuck no.
32:00 <Jewel> he was a good leader
32:00 <Jewel> its just that abbott was always going on about something
32:00 <ATS63> And then he was outed. And ressurected
32:00 <ATS63> And then he had a tantrum
32:00 <Jewel> hes still a great man
33:00 <ATS63> I won't deny that, but I don't think he's a leader
33:00 <Jewel> better than abbott
33:00 <ATS63> Agreed
33:00 <carlsberg> rudd was shit look how many boat people he let in
34:00 <Jewel> umm
34:00 <ATS63> The real issue was their economics
34:00 <ATS63> Billions in surplus to hundreds of billions in defecit
34:00 <Jewel> abbotts govermen is going to allow 4000 immigrants to save them from war
35:00 <ATS63> Yes and that seems fair, legally
35:00 <ATS63> Are you suggesting that someone from Africa, or Iran, after they have travelled through Europe and Asia and arrive in Indonesia, had no opportunity at all to contact an Australian embassy and are legitimate assylum seekers?
35:00 <carlsberg> the rudd government allowed a LOT more than that, and most of them were not genuine refugees, they were people who came here so they could spend the rest of their lives on the dole at our expense
36:00 <Jewel> go Rudd
36:00 <ATS63> Or, are you suggesting that Sri Lankans, after a ruling of the UN stating 96% are "economic refugees" and not legitimate assylum seekers, should be allowed into our country simply because they choose to finance a criminal organisation?
36:00 <Jewel> yes
36:00 <ATS63> Really?
37:00 <ATS63> How?
37:00 <ATS63> carlsberg: also your conception is incorrect, migrants of any type are not entitled to welfare payments for something like 10 years
38:00 <Jewel> oh they are
38:00 <Jewel> the sudanese ppl are doing well
38:00 <carlsberg> bullshit ATS63 
38:00 <Jewel> well all im saying is while rudd was in government Abbott was bitching all the time meanwhile hes not letting in immigrants
39:00 <ATS63> I support not allowing boats in. Let them come via legitimate means, like embassies
40:00 <ATS63> They normally pass several on the way
40:00 <Jewel> but an immigrant is an immigrant
40:00 <Jewel> that needs help
40:00 <ATS63> Saves criminal organistations receiving funding
40:00 <Jewel> no one can stop criminal organisations receiving funds
40:00 <ATS63> And there is a due process
40:00 <Jewel> they arent having luck with it
41:00 <Jewel> for this long
41:00 <Jewel> no one has stopped the mafia have they?
41:00 <ATS63> I need food, it is not acceptable for me to steal it
41:00 <Jewel> or bikies
41:00 <Jewel> well an immigrant is an immigrant
41:00 <carlsberg> the problem i have is that all these immigrants are being given homes while australians are sleeping on the streets
41:00 <ATS63> Criminality is not something that will ever be corrected until humans evolve
42:00 <carlsberg> surely we should be looking after our own before these people who come here non-legimitately
42:00 <ATS63> It can, and should, however be controlled
42:00 <Jewel> it wont ever be controlled
42:00 <Jewel> yes carlsberg youre right
47:00 <ATS63> The crime rate is falling in my state?
47:00 <ATS63> That seems like control of criminality?
47:00 <Jewel> for now
47:00 <xm> i didnt know the band members were this daggy. even half a dozen random IRC users would look cooler https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FTQbiNvZqaY
47:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Toto - Africa (May 22, 2013) 4:35 - - 15,447,434 - 71,032 likes (97.7%), 1,671 dislikes (2.3%)
47:00 <ATS63> I agree though that it'll probably always exist
48:00 <ATS63> Compare to say, Iraq...
49:00 <Jewel> indeed
49:00 <Jewel> and those immigrants are coming here
49:00 <ATS63> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZG_k5CSYKhg
49:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Faith No More - Epic (Official Music Video) (Feb 21, 2014) 4:43 - - 562,780 - 3,943 likes (98%), 82 dislikes (2%)
49:00 <ATS63> Dress like that
49:00 <ATS63> Jewel: immigration does not mean criminality. The crime rate continues to fall while immigration is increasing
50:00 <Jewel> so whats wrong with the boats that rudd was letting in compared to the people abbott will let in
50:00 <ATS63> The act of arriving by boat is criminal, if it weren't for a UN treaty
51:00 <ATS63> There is a legitimate process for gaining citizenship via embassies
51:00 <Jewel> so because they CHOOSE to allow people in need is not criminal
51:00 <Jewel> cause the goverment controls things
51:00 <Jewel> how they want
51:00 <Jewel> they dont know who they are letting in
51:00 <ATS63> Use any other border as an example
51:00 <ATS63> US & Mexico
51:00 <ATS63> Even US & Canada
52:00 <ATS63> People do cross the border illegally, and they are criminals. The US does however, grant assylum to people who present at the embassy and can justify a need
52:00 <ATS63> Why are we different?
52:00 <xm> even #melb requires people to register before coming in here
52:00 <xm> but it discriminates against the visually impaired who cant see the ASCII captcha
52:00 <ATS63> 01:51 -NickOP([email protected])- ATS63 is not a registered nickname
53:00 <xm> you must have come in when nickop parted
53:00 <xm> but i thought it would have booted you after services returned
53:00 <Jewel> haha
53:00 <Jewel> see
53:00 <Jewel> youre in illegal immigrant
53:00 <Jewel> leave
53:00 <Jewel> youre not wanted here !!!
53:00 <ATS63> I must go cry and so forth
54:00 <xm> IRC mExIcan
54:00 <xm> tacos
54:00 <xm> soft or hard?
54:00 <ATS63> Hard taco's are from california
54:00 <carlsberg> ATS63 likes hard tacos
55:00 <ATS63> Burrito's aren't even mexican
57:00 <ATS63> Old el passo is in texas, too
57:00 <ATS63> Or rather, el passo
57:00 <Jewel> you ma ma ma make me happy
58:00 <ATS63> At least the canucks have protected their strategic maple syrup reserve 
58:00 <xm> oh noez. my parrot just shat on me shoulder
58:00 <ATS63> Except not from the maple syrup mafia
58:00 <Jewel> lol
58:00 <Jewel> theyll get you
59:00 <ATS63> I love that article way too much
00:00 <xm> maple syrup is 5% moose plasma
00:00 <ATS63> "The Federation always acts with caution to protect producers' harvests. The St-Louis-de-Blandford warehouse had been secured by a fence and locks, and visited regularly," Serge Beaulieu, head of the Federation of Quebec Maple Syrup Producers, said in a statement
00:00 <xm> not many people know this
00:00 <Jewel> LOL
00:00 <ATS63> A fence and locks! And sometimes they visit! High security!
00:00 <Jewel> oooooooooooooo
01:00 <ATS63> Does a fence and locks, and occasional visitation not describe somebodys home?
01:00 <Jewel> yes
02:00 <Jewel> hey dont you feel bad that youre here illegally
02:00 <Jewel> shouldnt you register your nick
02:00 <ATS63> I could have a warrant and you wouldn't even know. Except for now
02:00 <ATS63> Except I don't, I made that up
02:00 <Jewel> oh ok
03:00 <ATS63> Technically I broke no rules cause the channel was -R
04:00 <Jewel> see
04:00 <Jewel> well
04:00 <Jewel> you still need to register even if you can sneak in
04:00 <ATS63> Nothing says I am required to do so?
04:00 <ATS63> We can take this to the high council of mulloc?
05:00 <Jewel> lets
05:00 <Jewel> where is that
05:00 <Serenity> hmm how do you keep getting in here without a registered nick
05:00 <Serenity> thats very curious
05:00 <ATS63> I never left
06:00 <Jewel> ive never seen this person
06:00 <Jewel> hello Serenity
06:00 <Serenity> oh right so if i kicked you you'd have to register heyy
06:00 <xm> maybe he had a registered nickname, but then changed to this one which isnt
06:00 <Serenity> hello jewel
06:00 <xm> ATS63, were you previously identified under another nick?
06:00 <Jewel> yes do an Abbott thing
06:00 <ATS63> [signon: Fri Aug 15 22:33:18 2014
06:00 <Serenity> no xm a nick check would show that
06:00 <ATS63> xm: no
06:00 <xm> yeah but services went offline
06:00 <xm> it might have cleared
06:00 <ATS63> This is why I made #chat-with-ats63... so I can private message people.
06:00 <Jewel> well welcome ATS63
06:00 <ATS63> Or rather, someone wanted to private message me
07:00 <Serenity> why dont you just tell them to -R their nicks
07:00 <Jewel> its real
08:00 <xm> i originally thought ATS63 was a chick
08:00 <Serenity> i hope for your sake stebie doesnt turn his script on again that kicks out unreged nicks
08:00 <xm> oh it must have been stebie's script
08:00 <ATS63> I am a bitch
08:00 <xm> because ive seen it kick unregged nicks before
08:00 <Serenity> yeah
08:00 <xm> i had mistaken it for a services thing
08:00 <Serenity> stebie does it
08:00 <xm> ATS63, your sarcasm and arguments with females here did look a bit sus for a while
09:00 <xm> but you balanced it out with your awetism with trains and the pedantic behaviour
09:00 <ATS63> Are you saying Bastardly_One is a female?
09:00 <xm> hah already said that ages ago
09:00 <BlackDevil> danger
09:00 <xm> a young female
09:00 <BlackDevil> high
09:00 <BlackDevil> voltage
09:00 <ATS63> BlackDevil: YOU! I've got something to put in you!
09:00 <Serenity> bastardly one just loves the dong
09:00 <xm> maybe you're just drunk at times, ATS63 
09:00 <Serenity> no need to call him a girl
10:00 <ATS63> No, I never drink. I am a good christian
10:00 <xm> a police chaplain
10:00 <xm> im sure
10:00 <ATS63> Legit
10:00 <ATS63> u lik sex?
10:00 <BlackDevil> like what ATS63?
10:00 <xm> you're taking a break from the stress of having to deal with heaps of crazy people from the force
11:00 <ATS63> Uhh you could say that
12:00 <ATS63> I miss the crazies but so I came here :(
12:00 <BlackDevil> i could say a lot of things
12:00 <BlackDevil> http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=de4_1408804387
12:00 <BlackDevil> LiveLeak: Big girl doing Ice Bucket Challenge for ALS (Date: Aug-23-2014, 1 hour ago) - Views: 766 - Played: 1494
16:00 <ATS63> Well then. She's still fat
17:00 <ATS63> You may still ask "how much did your tits cost?" except you imply maccas
17:00 <ATS63> Too far?
18:00 <Maurice> I want to watch the wanking
18:00 <Jewel> yes
19:00 <ATS63> If you like I can estimate the value of your tits. Its one of my skills
19:00 <Jewel> lets estimate your penis
19:00 <Jewel> first
19:00 <xm> he will recreate it in AutoCAD. the measurements you must be accurate. it's very important
20:00 <xm> you give*
20:00 <ATS63> Don't have a wide angle lens :(
20:00 <Jewel> lolol
20:00 <Jewel> im sure you dont
21:00 <ATS63> I'm not a very skilled fagographer
21:00 <ATS63> Nobody likes my photos on facebook :(
21:00 <xm> what about the videos of you beating up ethnics?
22:00 <xm> one day it could go viral
22:00 <ATS63> They still deserved it
23:00 <Jewel> lol
23:00 <xm> a politically incorrect joke i heard this year on crime... Law & Order - SAFI (She Asked For It)
24:00 <Jewel> what about
24:00 <Jewel> HAFI
24:00 <ATS63> Tasers are so overused. I really hate that. I once tasered myself and it hurts like hell
24:00 <BlackDevil> i just saw a lizard
24:00 <BlackDevil> kill a poptart
24:00 <Jewel> did you
24:00 <BlackDevil> by toasting it
24:00 <Jewel> is BlackDevil a bot
24:00 <BlackDevil> no
24:00 <ATS63> Really don't know why some do it with no hesitation
24:00 <BlackDevil> ChanOP is
24:00 <Jewel> ok..
25:00 <BlackDevil> are you a bot?
25:00 <Jewel> no
25:00 <Serenity> His name is Robert Pulsen
25:00 <ATS63> ATS63 version 0.1a
25:00 <ATS63> I will improve I promise
25:00 <Jewel> and who is Robert Pulsen
25:00 <Jewel> lol ATS63
25:00 <Serenity> Paulsen apparently
26:00 <Serenity> whatevs its off fight club
26:00 <Jewel> ah ok
26:00 <ATS63> Toast.... mmmm.... cheese and toast... mmmm.... can't wait until 6am for sausage and egg mcmuffin :(
27:00 <Maurice> This dude in this show is So Friends Ross
27:00 <Maurice> It's starting to annoy me
28:00 <Maurice> He even talks like him, like the dumb fuck dude
28:00 <ATS63> Fight club is a shitty movie btw.
29:00 <Serenity> ok
29:00 <ATS63> I mean I've watched it a hundred times, and the first 20 it was alright. But now its shit
30:00 <Maurice> Dont you dare dis Tyler Durden
31:00 <ATS63> I don't like bradd pitts
31:00 <ATS63> He's a fucking retard
31:00 <Maurice> Thats not a person
32:00 <ATS63> He plays almost the same character in every movie
32:00 <ATS63> A fuckwit
32:00 <ATS63> That is acted badly
32:00 <Maurice> I never mentioned Brad Pitt
32:00 <Maurice> Lol faux
32:00 <bradd_pitts> that is acted badly
33:00 <BlackDevil> http://www.clickhole.com/article/5-tragedies-weirdly-predicted-adam-sandler-783?utm_campaign=default&utm_medium=ShareTools&utm_source=twitter
33:00 <ATS63> Winning
33:00 <bradd_pitts> how dare bradd pitts acted baddly
33:00 <ATS63> Even Charles Sheens is less of a dipshit
33:00 <Maurice> Oh BlackDevil is 17 weeks ago
33:00 <Maurice> Splendid
34:00 <ATS63> He's an honest dipshit
34:00 <bradd_pitts> first things first im bruce willis
34:00 <xm> i liked listening to the The Fight Club commentary and how Brad Pitt didnt even have one intelligent to say other than "oh this is the bit where he releases it's all in his head lol!"
34:00 <xm> realises*
34:00 <Maurice> Mmm Bruce
34:00 <ATS63> I think he said "releases its all in his head"
34:00 <ATS63> It makes sense
35:00 <bradd_pitts> i thikn we all said ATS63 shut teh hell up
36:00 <ATS63> Fuck you bradd pitts
36:00 <Serenity> becareful
36:00 <Serenity> ill make yuou register your nick
36:00 <bradd_pitts> bash u m8
36:00 <Serenity> then you'll be one of us
36:00 <xm> ATS63, you have to read her her rights first
36:00 <ATS63> xm: not in this country
37:00 <ATS63> Serenity: never!
37:00 <Serenity> one of us one of us
37:00 <ATS63> I will die with an unregistered nickname and commodore
37:00 <xm> he will come back as Oma_Desala
37:00 <Serenity> Maurice
37:00 <Serenity> http://www.buzzfeed.com/regajha/25-things-you-didnt-know-about-the-movie-fight-c
38:00 <xm> and enlighten us daily with Stargate quotes
38:00 <bradd_pitts> 25 things screwss didnt know about fight club
38:00 <Maurice> Yessm
38:00 <bradd_pitts> 'what is soap and who is tyler durden'
38:00 <Serenity> LOL
38:00 <xm> 'if i /whois someone and they are not an ircop...do they get a notice?'
38:00 <Serenity> poor screwss
38:00 <Serenity> hes the reason im watching this
38:00 <Serenity> no xm
38:00 <ATS63> irc proverb <3
38:00 <Serenity> oh
38:00 <Serenity> you're quoting someone
39:00 <Serenity> nvm
39:00 <ATS63> Parody
39:00 <Serenity> its late
39:00 <ATS63> bradd_pitts: can you parody with your big stupid face?
39:00 <xm> 'if i trout slap someone but i have no fish in my hand...is it truly a trout slap?'
39:00 <ATS63> Actually has bradd pitts ever told a joke?
39:00 <xm> yeah
40:00 <ATS63> What was it?
40:00 <xm> he told the media all the kids were naturally conceived by him and angelina
40:00 <ATS63> That doesn't count like commodores as cars
40:00 <bradd_pitts> 8. And, according to IMDb, Brad Pitt actually went to a dentist to have his front tooth chipped for the role.
40:00 <bradd_pitts> what.
41:00 <xm> http://assets-s3.usmagazine.com/uploads/assets/articles/58011-brad-pitt-my-kids-arent-sure-santa-claus-is-real/1354123043_brad-pitt-angelina-jolie-maddox-pax-zahara-shiloh-vivienne-knox-lg.jpg
41:00 <bradd_pitts> why wouldnt hey just colour it in black or something
41:00 <Serenity> authenticity
41:00 <Serenity> n shit
41:00 <ATS63> bradd_pitts: being a fuckwit isn't funny
41:00 <xm> why didnt he just go to a pub and fight
41:00 <xm> and truly get into 'character'
41:00 <Maurice> I hate that fucking link
41:00 <ATS63> I'm talking about bradd pitts that is, not bradd_pitts 
41:00 <bradd_pitts> 11. During this scene, when a Fight Club member sprays a priest, the camera shakes slightly because the cameraman couldn’t keep from laughing.
41:00 <bradd_pitts> LOLOLOL
41:00 <bradd_pitts> excellent
42:00 <Serenity> lolll
42:00 <xm> that happened in Good Will Hunting too
42:00 <Jewel> hey the channel stats are bacck
42:00 <bradd_pitts> 17. Brad Pitt and Helena Bonham Carter spent three days recording orgasm sounds for their unseen sex scenes.
42:00 <bradd_pitts> yu
42:00 <bradd_pitts> m
43:00 <Serenity> brad pitt has a really annoying laugh
44:00 <bradd_pitts> WHAT
44:00 <bradd_pitts> 25. And, finally, in the last scene of the film, there is a single frame flash of male genitalia, just like Tyler Durden would insert into films at his projectionist job.
44:00 <bradd_pitts> this rules
45:00 <xm> didnt you remember that
45:00 <xm> i think they said something about it
45:00 <ATS63> There are a number of inserts
45:00 <bradd_pitts> remember what
45:00 <BlackDevil> this is cruel http://www.theonion.com/articles/report-79-of-minority-suspects-receive-miranda-rig,36758/
45:00 <bradd_pitts> i know he did it in his job in the movie, but i didnt they flashes a dick in the e nd scene
45:00 <bradd_pitts> just saw it now
45:00 <bradd_pitts> sik
46:00 <xm> sik dik
46:00 <Serenity> when that movie first came out i paused and rewinded back to see the dick
46:00 <Serenity> lol
46:00 <bradd_pitts> trust
46:00 <Jewel> i bet you did
46:00 <xm> like every teenage boy did with Basic Instinct 
46:00 <ATS63> BlackDevil: meanwhile miranda rights are so famous they're known in countries they do not apply
46:00 <Serenity> i was like 12
46:00 <Jewel> oh
46:00 <ATS63> Bad troll by the onion
47:00 <xm> the landover baptist forums are more fun to read
47:00 <bradd_pitts> the onion is a satirical website, its all troll articles
47:00 <ATS63> Yes, and that is a bad one, bradd_pitts
47:00 <xm> because you get all these Christians coming in that dont realise it's all a joke
47:00 <ATS63> Like your actoring
47:00 <Serenity> shhh faux this is hilarious
47:00 <bradd_pitts> what is
47:00 <bradd_pitts> huh
47:00 <Serenity> black dickhead thinking its real
47:00 <bradd_pitts> oh
47:00 <bradd_pitts> lol
47:00 <xm> yeah
47:00 <xm> and 1 isnt an odd number
48:00 <bradd_pitts> blackdumshit gets his news updates from TMZ
48:00 <bradd_pitts> not surprised he thinks its real
48:00 <Serenity> lol
48:00 <xm> Blair witch project must have made him stop camping
48:00 <Serenity> if 1 isnt an odd number what is it
48:00 <Serenity> slightly confused number?
48:00 <xm> ask him
48:00 <bradd_pitts> after finding nemo, he put lids on all his fish bowls to stop his fish from escaping
48:00 <ATS63> 1 = 0
49:00 <xm> after finding nemo i felt guilty. so i flushed all my fish down the toilet to set them free and find their parents
50:00 <ATS63> Shhiiiitt
50:00 <bradd_pitts> loool
51:00 <xm> im going through some of my old songs here. like 90s and early 2000s. and they all have album names like "the best one"
51:00 <bradd_pitts> imagine BlackDevil has an AVO against hollywood
51:00 <xm> very shadsy of me
51:00 <bradd_pitts> omg all mine were so bad too
51:00 <Serenity> i want to know what the number 1 is if it isnt an odd number
51:00 <bradd_pitts> 'best mix'
51:00 <bradd_pitts> 'newest mix'
51:00 <bradd_pitts> 'new mix'
51:00 <xm> i wrote these songs tho
51:00 <bradd_pitts> theyre all fucking new
51:00 <bradd_pitts> me 2, i wrote ll the backstreet boys songs
52:00 <xm> the one i just played was called 'classical orgasm'
52:00 <bradd_pitts> wtf is happening to the earth
52:00 <bradd_pitts> all these sinkholes
52:00 <xm> but it's a very serious piano piece
52:00 <bradd_pitts> now a crack in mexico
52:00 <Jewel> its called the end of the world
52:00 <bradd_pitts> a giant crack in the earth
52:00 <ATS63> Crack in mexico? Unpossible
52:00 <bradd_pitts> shoosh u
52:00 <BlackDevil> E' confermato! It is confirmed! I Lacuna coil si esibiranno presto in Sardegna, precisamente il 6 Settembre in...
52:00 <BlackDevil> no idea what that says
52:00 <Jewel> ok
52:00 <Jewel> eh
53:00 <ATS63> Mother Russia has a big hole
53:00 <bradd_pitts> my fart just smelt like bacon
53:00 <bradd_pitts> yum
53:00 <xm> rotten eggs might come out later
53:00 <xm> get your toasts ready
54:00 <ATS63> Sunday breakfast in melbourne
54:00 <bradd_pitts> lmao xm
54:00 <bradd_pitts> gross
56:00 <bradd_pitts>  lol
56:00 <bradd_pitts> http://www.pedestrian.tv/news/arts-and-culture/newsreader-beautifully-shuts-down-ice-bucket-chall/600a2c06-7dec-4f27-a74a-1ab99a534c75.htm
57:00 <bradd_pitts> i agree about the donations but dont think people should stop doing the ice bucket challenge  cos its a 'waste of water' 
57:00 <bradd_pitts> evaporation, bitches.
57:00 <bradd_pitts> its raised awareness and milllions
57:00 <bradd_pitts> so pleh
57:00 <xm> needs to be an eco friendly ice bucket challenge using left over washing machine water 
58:00 <bradd_pitts> lol
58:00 <bradd_pitts> pfft
58:00 <xm> i care ok
58:00 <bradd_pitts> its not likewe can donate water to poorer countries
58:00 <xm> dis b our planetz
58:00 <xm> we can educate them on how to do rain dances properly though
59:00 <xm> or just do HAARP
00:00 <xm> but if we do nothing. it makes them cry. and dont forget that's water too
00:00 <ATS63> Do not mock HAARP. It is as legitimate as chemtrails
00:00 <ATS63> And God
01:00 <ATS63> And bradd pitts acting talents
07:00 <doctor> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0LpW0N5zeHU
07:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Lighthouse Family- High with lyrics (Jun 19, 2008) 0 - Category: Entertainment - 1,836,619 - 5,131 likes (98.6%), 74 dislikes (1.4%)
14:00 <Serenity> oh what did tooheys do
53:00 <beehhh> bingo
54:00 <beehhh> any cunts around
58:00 <beehhh> hey whats up
58:00 <beehhh> i hope you werent in the train that got hit by another vline
00:00 <beehhh> http://www.asus.com/Notebooks_Ultrabooks/ASUS_Transformer_Book_Flip_TP500LN/
03:00 <beehhh> http://www.cracked.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/brainimplant.jpg
05:00 <xm> imagine all the porn you could download directly, beehhh 
06:00 <xm> but an ASUS Notebook is halfway there
08:00 <beehhh> -[DoC]- chootya sub baato ko bhool ja mera lun moo mey le k school ja :D :D :D
08:00 <beehhh> ahh xm
08:00 <beehhh> asus are cool im going to swap lenovo for it
08:00 <xm> any news today beehhh ?
09:00 <beehhh> nothing special got sadden by the brisbane tragic car addicent and its life lost
10:00 <xm> have you been to Brisbane?
11:00 <beehhh> watched expandible 3 was excellent time pass
11:00 <beehhh> https://au.news.yahoo.com/video/watch/24792342/11yo-survives-crash-that-kills-3-family-members/
11:00 <beehhh> years back i used to drive there regularly
11:00 <Jewel> hey beehhh
11:00 <Jewel> is aw that too
11:00 <Jewel> its funny
12:00 <beehhh> so many actors in there
13:00 <Jewel> yup
13:00 <Jewel> the classic action stars
14:00 <beehhh> they made it so nice i watched on the biggest screen with dolby 11.0 surround
14:00 <beehhh> there was only me in the front 6 rows
14:00 <Jewel> nie
14:00 <Jewel> nice
14:00 <beehhh> next week might watch lucy
15:00 <Jewel> cool
18:00 <beehhh> i want to get that asus
18:00 <beehhh> will sell my lenovo
18:00 <beehhh> https://chaturbate.com/sophysweetx/
23:00 <beehhh> im going to go canada
28:00 <beehhh> many asians coming to your way
29:00 <xm> where does Norell come from? 
32:00 <beehhh> she could barely have food on her plate let alone coming there
32:00 <beehhh> i pick the one most needy
27:00 <simba> 4,9Hrm, simple.... Take everything that is universally supreme * awesome + Fucking Sexy (Levels extremely high causing jealousy n envy from most people + mah personallity n qualities that everyone needs in their lives to use in comparison to value general bullshit in life n BOOM --- Not even possible to come close to how spectacular I am :))
11:00 <Loof> i just did a shit, noone really cares
11:00 <Loof> but there's the smell of shit, floating through the air
11:00 <Loof> i want to piss on you
11:00 <simba> piss in me
15:00 <fawks> cum in me
15:00 <fawks> - simba
31:00 <Loof> gtfo Ana_Ng, i can smell your ass
04:00 <Bastardly_One> shit, it's only 9a
04:00 <Bastardly_One> m
23:00 <Lumeah> She got out...  Why.  Doesn't need you shit probably 
25:00 <LolinFirf> who got out?
25:00 <Bastardly_One> what?
25:00 <LolinFirf> Lumeah:	She got out... Why. Doesn't need you shit probably 
25:00 <Bastardly_One> I know
25:00 <Bastardly_One> I was saying what to that
26:00 <LolinFirf> ahh
26:00 <LolinFirf> kind of random
26:00 <Lumeah> Anna g 
26:00 <LolinFirf> what?
27:00 <LolinFirf> Lumeah: what the fuck are you on about
27:00 <Ana_Ng> what!
27:00 <Lumeah> Looof said he could smell her but..  Then she left
27:00 <Lumeah> Lol
27:00 <LolinFirf> do you have brain damage?
27:00 <Lumeah> Ok.. 
27:00 <Lumeah> Yes
28:00 <LolinFirf> it shows
28:00 <Lumeah> Oxygen deprivation 
29:00 <LolinFirf> well don't waste air others could put to better use
30:00 <Lumeah> Lol thanks
33:00 <LolinFirf> whats your plans today lumeah, watching anything good?
33:00 <Lumeah> I have a job on if it's not raining 
33:00 <LolinFirf> what job?
34:00 <Lumeah> I'm  a gardener. 
20:00 <Moke> jews
20:00 <Moke> lumeah sux cocks 
21:00 <Lumeah> Not everyones :p. Lol
22:00 <Loof> wash your cunts or gtfo Ana and Lumeah
22:00 <Lumeah> No
22:00 <Lumeah> Wash your the dick cheese off. 
23:00 <Ana_Ng> i washed it with your mom's face
23:00 <Ana_Ng> it smelled like your dog
23:00 <Lumeah> Ewwww
24:00 <Moke> lumeah is a slut
24:00 <Moke> like ana
24:00 <Lumeah> U washed what? Lol
25:00 <Lumeah> Lol whats the turm for a man slut? 
25:00 <Lumeah> Takes two to tango u know 
30:00 <Bastardly_One> these two grots
30:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck off both of ya 
31:00 <Bastardly_One> especially you Mook
31:00 <Bastardly_One> Loof is harmless but needs to leave you both alone
31:00 <Bastardly_One> but Mook is a cunt of the highest degree
31:00 <Bastardly_One> complete knob jockey
33:00 <Moke> stfu u fat cunt
33:00 <Moke> bastardly one your a fucking lying sack of shit
34:00 <Moke> u reckon u have recorded with big names in the music industry
34:00 <Moke> in your fucking dreams douchebag
34:00 <Moke> and bastardly your the fucking grot 
34:00 <Moke> u filthy mutt
39:00 <Loof> Nikky` likes that dikky` and is far from pikky` :P
41:00 <Loof> she'll give homeless ones a likky` till it gets all stikky`
41:00 <Nikky`> lol Loof you idiot
41:00 <Loof> :P
41:00 <Loof>  sorry
42:00 <Bastardly_One> morning Nikky`
42:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm not really paying attention 
43:00 <Nikky`> Morning Bastardly_One 
43:00 <Nikky`> hehe its ok Loof.. you got a lot of ikky in there so well done
43:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm having an interesting discussion about punching
43:00 <Bastardly_One> as in enjoying it being done to you 
43:00 <Bastardly_One> in a fetish sense
45:00 <Lumeah> Please do.
45:00 <Lumeah> Hi Nikky` 
48:00 <Nikky`> Hi Lumeah
49:00 <Loof> Spewmeah
50:00 <Lumeah> Aloof.. 
50:00 <Lumeah> Is that some kind of affectionate school boy greeting? 
58:00 <simba> every soundboy shut up
14:00 <slinky_J> Julianne Moore stay out of my dreams.
51:00 <Moke> slinky j fuck off u fucking mutt
52:00 <TheRon> it's like a i never left
53:00 <Bastardly_One> Moke
53:00 <Moke> what cunt
53:00 <Bastardly_One> just fuck up 
53:00 <Moke> u just fuck up
53:00 <Bastardly_One> I will when you do 
53:00 <Moke> oooh mr ive recorded with big names in music
53:00 <TheRon> language geez
53:00 <Moke> u lying sack of shit cunt
53:00 <Bastardly_One> how's that?
53:00 <TheRon> anybody would think you were from frankston
54:00 <Bastardly_One> I think he is 
54:00 <Bastardly_One> or Dandenong
54:00 <Bastardly_One> the anger is definitely housing commission ghetto scum level in this one
54:00 <Moke> lol
54:00 <Moke> u fucking cunts are so nieve and dumb
55:00 <Bastardly_One> *naive
55:00 <Bastardly_One> *you
55:00 <TheRon> c/mon lions
55:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck the Lions
56:00 <Matthew> I was only 7 off my prediction last night... damn
56:00 <Moke> you would like that wouldnt u gay fuck bastardly
56:00 <Moke> to fuck the lions
56:00 <Moke> fuck them in their assholes one by one like the pillow biter u are
58:00 <TheRon> they were only freshmen
59:00 <British^Meat> I AM NOT NIEVE!
59:00 <British^Meat> i dont even know what that means
59:00 <TheRon> i'm surprised he can spell it
59:00 <British^Meat> he kinda cant
59:00 <FredFlinstone> what cock?
59:00 <British^Meat> coz its naive
59:00 <FredFlinstone> I mean coke
00:00 <Bastardly_One> British^Meat, nice electric 6 string if that pic was you by the way
01:00 <Bastardly_One> and nice hat ... I've a cheapo black version of one of those
01:00 <FredFlinstone> just been for a 3 hour walk
01:00 <TheRon> did you go out to find yourself?
01:00 <FredFlinstone> yes and I got up myself this morning too
01:00 <British^Meat> cool
02:00 <British^Meat> which one?
02:00 <British^Meat> oh, the washburn
02:00 <FredFlinstone> wife isnt happy :(
02:00 <FredFlinstone> poor thing is in tears
03:00 <British^Meat> why that?
03:00 <TheRon> what did you do?
03:00 <TheRon> or didn't do??
03:00 <FredFlinstone> she is frustrated over the dress she is making
03:00 <TheRon> is she making you try it on?
03:00 <FredFlinstone> I said well let me know the problem and I will fix it for you
03:00 <British^Meat> nooooooooooo
03:00 <British^Meat> no no no no no no
03:00 <Ana_Ng> hahaha
03:00 <FredFlinstone> she walks off in a huff crying
04:00 <British^Meat> leave her to it
04:00 <Ana_Ng> fred, dont you have a wife playbook
04:00 <TheRon> FredFlinstone: get a beer find a couch and watch the footy
04:00 <FredFlinstone> not much more I can do I offered
04:00 <Ana_Ng> 1. don't try to fix things
04:00 <FredFlinstone> lolz yeah I wish
04:00 <Ana_Ng> 2. just listen and sympathise
05:00 <Ana_Ng> 3. now you have to apologize
05:00 <British^Meat> lol
05:00 <British^Meat> yup
05:00 <FredFlinstone> I can probably fix it in 5 minutes but she wont let me lol
05:00 <British^Meat> now he's in the wrong
05:00 <TheRon> go out and buy a dress
05:00 <Ana_Ng> fred, you don't get it
05:00 <FredFlinstone> thats what she is saying
05:00 <Ana_Ng> she doesnt want you to fix it
05:00 <FredFlinstone> it was her choice to make it not mine
06:00 <FredFlinstone> and she used two patterns not of my making
06:00 <Ana_Ng> did she say "fix this"
06:00 <Ana_Ng> nobody wants unsolicited fixing or advice
06:00 <TheRon> FredFlinstone: this is why men have sheds
06:00 <FredFlinstone> I know I have mine open
07:00 <FredFlinstone> she will come around later I am sure
07:00 <FredFlinstone> once she has calmed down
07:00 <Ana_Ng> in the meantime
07:00 <TheRon> no sex until the dress is fixed?
07:00 <Ana_Ng> are you really good at sewing?
07:00 <FredFlinstone> prolly got the shits cos I went for a walk lol
07:00 <FredFlinstone> hahahahahha doenst matter if the dress is fixed or not
07:00 <FredFlinstone> still nought
07:00 <British^Meat> he is exacerbating
08:00 <Ana_Ng> fred, i never got a flat tire without someone around to fix it
08:00 <TheRon> someone just decked ballantyne
08:00 <FredFlinstone> good!
08:00 <TheRon> indeed
09:00 <FredFlinstone> and they should bash him while he is on the ground
09:00 <Ana_Ng> so i ended up 40 years old and not knowing how to change a tire
09:00 <FredFlinstone> along with that other prick they have
09:00 <TheRon> sink the boots in
09:00 <FredFlinstone> yepps
09:00 <FredFlinstone> right in the nutz
09:00 <Ana_Ng> so unless you are asked to fix a problem, don't
10:00 <Ana_Ng> she wants to figure it out on her own, and for you to support her
10:00 <TheRon> by taking a 3 hour walk
10:00 <Moke> np: [(hed) pe - Back 2 Base X V0][05 (hed) pe - Get Ready.mp3]
11:00 <Ana_Ng> heh
11:00 <TheRon> wild night is calling
13:00 <TheRon> lions 11 freo 64, do you think the fat lady has sung?
13:00 <Loof> Lumeah has infected her internet with AIDS
14:00 <TheRon> evryone has aids
14:00 <British^Meat> Making a dress is pretty skillful
14:00 <British^Meat> why she make?
14:00 <Loof> for him
15:00 <British^Meat> who?
15:00 <Matthew> Cher
16:00 <Moke> np: [Childish Gambino - Because The Internet (2013) V0][17 Pink Toes (feat. Jhene Aiko).mp3]
16:00 <Mew> she'd prefer a leotard
18:00 <TheRon> is the sydney game next or the tigers game?
18:00 <LolinFirf> who is crazier, lumeah or ana_ng?
19:00 <TheRon> LolinFirf: women in general are crazy
22:00 <TheRon> I, I wish you could swim Like the dolphins, like dolphins can swim Though nothing, nothing will keep us together We can beat them, for ever and ever.  We can be Heroes, just for one day.
34:00 <Matthew> how about those Hawks... deserved flag favourites now
35:00 <LolinFirf> Matthew how do you feel about James Hird?
35:00 <BlackDevil> mount augustus is a big fuckin rock
36:00 <Matthew> I feel attracted to him
36:00 <TheRon> mount franklin is a bottle of water
36:00 <BlackDevil> like you want to stick your peen inside Matthew?
36:00 <TheRon> one of his ears?
37:00 <LolinFirf> this guy reminds me of matthew https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=atXIKI2XHj4
37:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: GI Joe PSA - Gay (Mar 27, 2006) 0:32 - Category: Entertainment - 2,222,913 - 4,055 likes (96.3%), 154 dislikes (3.7%)
39:00 <Matthew> good afternoon to the divine mzyoyo
39:00 <LolinFirf> isn't mzyoyo really fat
39:00 <LolinFirf> or something
39:00 <LolinFirf> crazy too
39:00 <mzyoyo> hi Matthew
39:00 <LolinFirf> her and matthew should be housemates
39:00 <mzyoyo> isn't mzyoyo really fat or something crazy too
40:00 <TheRon> Now I'm looking to the sky to save me Looking for a sign of life Looking for something to help me burn out bright I'm looking for a complication Looking 'cause I'm tired of lying Make my way back home when I learn to fly high.
40:00 <mzyoyo> If I was that dumb I'd kill myself
40:00 <LolinFirf> do you still try to pick up guys in irc mzyoyo ?
41:00 <TheRon> LolinFirf: do you?
41:00 <LolinFirf> nice come back theron
41:00 <LolinFirf> you're a real smart guy
41:00 <LolinFirf> good whiteknighting of mzyoyo too
42:00 <mzyoyo> LolinFirf I'm not interested in you sorry
42:00 <LolinFirf> now you and her can hook up and she can smother you with her rolls
42:00 <mzyoyo> LolinFirf you're not interesting sorry
42:00 <mzyoyo> I'm sorry to hear that your personality is so lacking, tell someone who cares
42:00 <LolinFirf> still looking for work mzyoyo?
43:00 <mzyoyo> LolinFirf still asking boring questions on irc trying to troll? 
43:00 <Mew> jeez mzyoyo give these guys a chance
43:00 <mzyoyo> LolinFirf still boring? I can answer that, yes, yes you are
44:00 <xm> testing testing 1 2 3
44:00 <Mew> you wont get a warm sausage in your hallway if you act like an ice queen
44:00 <xm> is this thing on
44:00 <FredFlinstone> 4 5 6
44:00 <xm> hello ur all fatties
44:00 <mzyoyo> lmao Mew, I don't want to risk disease
44:00 <LolinFirf> Mew: no one would be that sad to try out mzyoyo
44:00 <mzyoyo> yeah Mew
44:00 <xm> all we are saying. is give peens a chance
45:00 <mzyoyo> even lowlifes like LolinFirf are not that sad
45:00 <Mew> you flirt with pieter, you've already got the hepabet
45:00 <slinky_J> a little narcotic warm on me, what will i do without the weight of you, funeral singers wail, charity fails whose child are you now
45:00 <slinky_J> *sings*
45:00 <xm> did she really
45:00 <xm> tsk tsk tsk
45:00 <LolinFirf> lol mzyoyo and pieter
45:00 <LolinFirf> match in here
45:00 <mzyoyo> I believe all the stuff people say on irc about mzyoyo
45:00 <mzyoyo> because I basically don't have a brain of my own
45:00 <LolinFirf> didn't lumeah and pieter flirtt too?
45:00 <LolinFirf> its good you admit it
45:00 <mzyoyo> yeah I know
45:00 <Mew> yeah but mzyoyo and pieter used to lather it on thick it was disgusting
46:00 <mzyoyo> good to get that off my chest
46:00 <mzyoyo> that I'm a dumb troll
46:00 <Mew> they'd pretty much fist each other in /me form
46:00 <mzyoyo> Mew wasn't that you?
46:00 <xm> mzyoyo, are you the chick that claimed to have an IQ of 140?
46:00 <mzyoyo> I think you're talking about yourself lmao
46:00 <Loof> mzyobo
46:00 <mzyoyo> xm - why is my life any of your business?
46:00 <xm> because you boasted about it last time
46:00 <Mew> no im sure plenty of people remember your little irc love thing 
46:00 <mzyoyo> and why do you care?
47:00 <mzyoyo> do you not have your own lives
47:00 <xm> i just thought it was unusual because females never drop such things publicly
47:00 <mzyoyo> oh that's right none of you do
47:00 <LolinFirf> mzyoyo has returned to seek her pieter
47:00 <mzyoyo> keep proving you have no life LolinFirf
47:00 <LolinFirf> she misses her text love
47:00 <LolinFirf> day time TV just isn't enough for her
47:00 <TheRon> seriously mate. no need to be an arsehole
47:00 <mzyoyo> keep dreaming about a fictional mzyoyo's life created on irc by losers omg pathetic!
48:00 <xm> i dont particularly care about the veracity of the other stories. i just think the IQ thing sticks out
48:00 <mzyoyo> You're so obsessed with me lmao
48:00 <mzyoyo> keep talking about me I know you're obsessed
48:00 <LolinFirf> she sounds just like pieter
48:00 <LolinFirf> it's amazing
48:00 <LolinFirf> it's like, she's the female version of him
48:00 <mzyoyo> omg I didn't realise I'm like so much to talk about
49:00 <TheRon> why can't we all have some beers and enjoy ourselves??
49:00 <LolinFirf> mzyoyo why do you say people here have no life
49:00 <LolinFirf> when you come on here yourself
49:00 <mzyoyo> it's like a celebrity that people don't know anything about and make up rumours. this is like reading a magazine about myself
49:00 <xm> well we found a perfect match for Pieter that's all. he's been in the enclosure lonely for years. we want this species to breed before it goes extinct
49:00 <Mew> nothing really stands out about mzyoyo to remember anything other than her flirting with piet
49:00 <Ana_Ng> wait, did xm claim to know something about females?
49:00 <FredFlinstone> dont think they are paying any attention to you TheRon lol
49:00 <Loof> so u see yourself as a celeb mzyobo?
49:00 <TheRon> i know
49:00 <Mew> when you werent flirting with him you were prob just complaining about #melbourne
49:00 <mzyoyo> well I see that people haven't improved here
49:00 <mzyoyo> still have nothing to talk about 
50:00 <TheRon> i just don't like dickheads
50:00 <LolinFirf> you haven't improved
50:00 <LolinFirf> you still don't have a job
50:00 <LolinFirf> lol
50:00 <FredFlinstone> lol well you have a few in here :)
50:00 <TheRon> i have a no dickhead policy
50:00 <xm> Ana_Ng, 99% when a person boasts about their IQ online it's a male
50:00 <Mew> yeah you're still the same mzyoyo lol
50:00 <FredFlinstone> hhHhh
50:00 <mzyoyo> LolinFirf - you obviously don't know anything about me clearly
50:00 <xm> of the time*
50:00 <mzyoyo> well I'm too good for you guys
50:00 <mzyoyo> bye
50:00 <LolinFirf> rofl
50:00 <Mew> lmao
50:00 <LolinFirf> shes just like pieter
50:00 <Loof> ^
51:00 <Ana_Ng> i feel as if your stats are screwed
51:00 <Ana_Ng> what % of males are on irc
51:00 <Mew> 100%
51:00 <xm> im not just talking about IRC though
51:00 <TheRon> 70 at least
51:00 <TheRon> such a sausage fest
52:00 <Ana_Ng> so, web forums?
52:00 <LolinFirf> I don't think ana_ng is female either
52:00 <xm> generally when i do hear a female boasting about IQ it's probably about their kids
52:00 <LolinFirf> xm is right
52:00 <LolinFirf> when do you hear females going around saying, OH I HAVE AN IQ OF BLAH BLAH
52:00 <Mew> Ana_Ng is a female i can sense her vagina via my vagina
52:00 <Mew> all females can sense females
52:00 <Ana_Ng> so, your personal experience means what
53:00 <LolinFirf> only guys care about that kind of thing
53:00 <LolinFirf> they need to look smart
53:00 <Ana_Ng> here let me do the math
53:00 <LolinFirf> even if they wan't
53:00 <Ana_Ng> zero!
53:00 <LolinFirf> lol
53:00 <Loof> ew dont talk about ana_ng's vag, i just ate
53:00 <LolinFirf> ana_ng you're from alaska, you're all like sarah palin
53:00 <Ana_Ng> uh
53:00 <Ana_Ng> you must be a fool, we all hate her
54:00 <xm> a scientist conducting experiments with trials is still going through a personal experience
54:00 <xm> it's not like all studies you'd find in journals are definitive
54:00 <LolinFirf> alaska isn't really part of the US anyway
54:00 <LolinFirf> I mean, no one cares about it really
54:00 <Ana_Ng> nobody cares about your shithole
55:00 <Loof> especially ana_ng
55:00 <LolinFirf> then why are you on austnet, in melbourne
55:00 <LolinFirf> a  chatroom for people in melbourne, australia
55:00 <LolinFirf> you fucking idiot
55:00 <TheRon> canada has how many states or provinces?
55:00 <Ana_Ng> you do understand the concept of the internet?
55:00 <LolinFirf> you're avoiding my point
55:00 <Ana_Ng> you could be having a beer with each other
55:00 <Loof> yeah gtfo Ana_Ng i can smell your cunt
55:00 <LolinFirf> if no one cares about this "shithole"
55:00 <Ana_Ng> but no
55:00 <FredFlinstone> this room is shit today
56:00 <LolinFirf> why do you come into chatrooms for australians
56:00 <Ana_Ng> you hide behind a screen
56:00 <TheRon> tell me about it
56:00 <LolinFirf> why do you care about people from a shithole?
56:00 <LolinFirf> you obviously care about it
56:00 <Ana_Ng> with your grotesque bodies and various diagnois
56:00 <Ana_Ng> you can't relate to your own neighbors
57:00 <Ana_Ng> it's sad
57:00 <Loof> ana_ng get ya hole outside
57:00 <Loof> that's not an indoors vag
57:00 <LolinFirf> yeah Ana_Ng, these guys are my neighbours, I live right next door to them
57:00 <LolinFirf> Australia is so small, we know each other
57:00 <TheRon> why do people come on irc to be arseholes to eachother??
58:00 <xm> oi LolinFirf i need to reset the router in a sec. soz m8
58:00 <LolinFirf> it's cool xm, no worries!
58:00 <xm> and we all share the same router/modem too
58:00 <LolinFirf> yeah
58:00 <LolinFirf> and live in the same town
59:00 <LolinFirf> shop at the same shops
59:00 <LolinFirf> etc
59:00 <LolinFirf> Australia's really tiny
59:00 <LolinFirf> you can cross it in an hour, by foot
59:00 <xm> man im so glad i dont live in wolf creek anymore
59:00 <Ana_Ng> if you are not from #melbourne, leave
59:00 <TheRon> Ana_Ng: trivia now, just to piss people off
59:00 <Ana_Ng> from any other city, leave
00:00 <Ana_Ng> what color is a polar bear's skin?
00:00 <TheRon> pink?
00:00 <xm> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ggWyUEuGcWY
00:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: JoJo - Leave (Get Out) Official Music Video in Best Quality Available! HQ ( Sep 2, 2010) 4:06 - Category: Music - 27,860,157 - 95,716 likes (97.5%), 2,462 dislikes (2.5%)
00:00 <LolinFirf> red
02:00 <xm> probably the same as yogi bear's
02:00 <Ana_Ng> no
02:00 <TheRon> brown?
02:00 <xm> black
02:00 <TheRon> black?
02:00 <Mew> mother of pearl
03:00 <Matthew> by the sweet Sorrento moooooooooon
03:00 <Ana_Ng> theron winz - black
03:00 <Mew> i really wanna shave a polar bear now
03:00 <tooheys> best quality available? its on youtube...
03:00 <Ana_Ng> what color is a polar bear's fur?
03:00 <xm> transparent
03:00 <Ana_Ng> xm winz
03:00 <TheRon> what colour is a bundy bear?
05:00 <tooheys> how long does it take to drive to adelaide or perth
05:00 <xm> if a UFO abducts your car half way it could speed it up
05:00 <LolinFirf> tooheys according to Ana_Ng ten minutes
05:00 <xm> it could drop you off if you ask nicely
05:00 <tooheys> lol
06:00 <xm> ive never done that before tooheys. but i had friends that drove from here to Ceduna for that eclipse thing years ago
06:00 <Ana_Ng> according to lolinfirf if you don't live in melbourne, you shouldn't be here
06:00 <xm> some doof
06:00 <tooheys> i think id ask them to take me to europe if that happened
06:00 <xm> tooheys, a hardcore tour!
06:00 <xm> just hope they wont play this in the spacecraft
06:00 <xm> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BinWA0EenDY
06:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Eiffel 65 - I'm blue (official Video) (Jan 3, 2012) 3:37 - Category: People & Blogs - 1,791,534 - 10,982 likes (94.4%), 648 dislikes (5.6%)
06:00 <tooheys> lol yeah i hope not
06:00 <TheRon> xm i hate that song so much!
07:00 <LolinFirf> Ana_Ng: my point is, according to you Australia is a shithole
07:00 <LolinFirf> if you have such low regard for Australians, why do you talk here?
07:00 <xm> TheRon, i wasnt sure if you would. given your love of happy hardcore
07:00 <TheRon> i hated it when it first come out, it was my goto the bar song 
07:00 <Ana_Ng> i was just demonstrating how stupid your alaska remark was
07:00 <tooheys> would be good if they played this though
07:00 <tooheys> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EX6aOwm2244
07:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Benny Benassi Feat. Kelis & APL D. - Spaceship (Re-Con & Chris Unknown Remix) (Apr 13, 2011) 3:29 - Category: Music - 2,188 - 13 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
08:00 <Ana_Ng> but maybe that's too abstract for your tiny mind to grasp
08:00 <xm> the only other alien themed songs i can think of are by Yahel
08:00 <TheRon> tooheys play satisfaction, i'll watch it on mute
08:00 <TheRon> xm, spaceman
09:00 <xm> that was originally written for a jeans ad
09:00 <xm> but then it was turned into a proper song
09:00 <xm> a little bit like The Carpenter's weve only just begun song
10:00 <TheRon> that spacecraft song
11:00 <milk> babylon zoo
11:00 <Ana_Ng> calling interplanetary craft
11:00 <TheRon> yeah that one
11:00 <xm> that was one of their favourite fun songs but it bombed didnt it?
11:00 <xm> i think someone else did it originally
11:00 <Ana_Ng> probably
13:00 <TheRon> go dogs
13:00 <xm> tooheys, did you like this style --> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KCbcjoHmSJc
14:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Yahel & Eyal Barkan - Voyage (Jun 6, 2011) 6:25 - Category: Music - 119,814 - 882 likes (97.8%), 20 dislikes (2.2%)
15:00 <TheRon> live - all over you
21:00 <TheRon> breasts!!
22:00 <Fez> Yum
22:00 <TheRon> scotch and coke flavoured norgs
23:00 <Ana_Ng> sideboob
23:00 <TheRon> i like sideboob
23:00 <xm> it was the breast of times, it was the braadworst of times
25:00 <partay> Ana had anymore luck with picking up?
26:00 <partay> TheRon is a spunkrat
26:00 <TheRon> i'm an absolute hornbag
27:00 <TheRon> goo goo dolls - name. love this song
27:00 <xm> 'name all parts of the female reproductive anatomy that end with an a'
28:00 <TheRon> is this scattegories??
28:00 <xm> no this is sports trivia
28:00 <Ana_Ng> ova
28:00 <xm> bzzzt
28:00 <xm> sir donald bradmana
29:00 <TheRon> boonies record was 52 cans
29:00 <Ana_Ng> what are things you guys will never see
29:00 <Ana_Ng> partay it is ok
29:00 <xm> my retina
29:00 <LolinFirf> ana_ng do you like ot come here to look down on us  shithole australians?
29:00 <LolinFirf> you hold us in such contempt
30:00 <Ana_Ng> i am a single piece of sand
30:00 <xm> in the #melb hourglass
30:00 <xm> time is ticking
30:00 <Ana_Ng> wrong xm
30:00 <xm> and then the @s turn it upside down
30:00 <TheRon> so are the days of our lives
31:00 <xm> the cycle never ends in this drama
31:00 <Ana_Ng> on a pearl mission
31:00 <TheRon> pearl mission is code
31:00 <Ana_Ng> not really
31:00 <xm> so are you saying you start off as an irritation but eventually become something bEauTifuL>
31:00 <xm> ?
31:00 <Ana_Ng> xm winz
31:00 <partay> Ana how old are you
32:00 <Ana_Ng> ancient
32:00 <xm> she built the stargats
32:00 <xm> stargates*
32:00 <xm> now she is enlightening us with trivia so we too can ascend
32:00 <TheRon> i hate stargate
33:00 <TheRon> i just never got it
33:00 <Ana_Ng> all scifi is banned
33:00 <xm> youo never liked dance music
33:00 <TheRon> well not all
33:00 <xm> you will never appreciate great things TheRon :(
33:00 <TheRon> boobs are great things
33:00 <xm> they can jiggle
33:00 <xm> that's close to dance
33:00 <xm> and music to your ears
33:00 <Ana_Ng> look up don lennon - dance music
33:00 <xm> maybe dance music
34:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bCDIt50hRDs
34:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Fool's Garden - Lemon Tree (Apr 17, 2007) 3:14 - Category: Music - 17,115,934 - 47,624 likes (97.4%), 1,249 dislikes (2.6%)
34:00 <xm> that stuck in my head for ages
37:00 <partay> Mmmm boobs
39:00 <partay> Ana you seem a little too intelligent to be associated with irc 
39:00 <TheRon> you'll have speak up she's not wearing a bra
41:00 <partay> I though i could smell nipple
42:00 <Ana_Ng> heh
43:00 <Ana_Ng> partay, #melbourne is how irc was in the u.s. and europe 15-20 years ago
43:00 <Ana_Ng> b 
43:00 <Ana_Ng> it's an adorable time warp
44:00 <xm> that's because of TheRon
44:00 <partay> Oh you must be about 40
44:00 <TheRon> my bad
44:00 <Ana_Ng> i told you i was ancient
45:00 <xm> TheRon i think it's cool. whenever you're away from IRC i just think you're practising your banjo on the veranda
45:00 <partay> A young 40
45:00 <TheRon> i'm in a rocking chair poliching my shotgun
45:00 <xm> shoot anyone that isnt white?
45:00 <xm> rassscist
45:00 <Ana_Ng> there are no banjos on verandas
46:00 <xm> enforcing the Ballarat policy
46:00 <TheRon> i'm a balck white supremicist
47:00 <doctor> I mainly identify myself with the nickname currently displayed on your screen
47:00 <doctor> #IrC iS lyfe
47:00 <xm> i think it's time i changed my nickname to something more suitable. gotta update 'n stuff
48:00 <TheRon> i was gonna say raving lunatic
48:00 <TheRon> but that works
48:00 <escaped_mental_patient> yeah a friend had that
48:00 <doctor> we need to incorporate #'s into our wordings aswell. we're too far behind in the times
48:00 <escaped_mental_patient> raver + lunatic
48:00 <escaped_mental_patient> #IrC_iS_lyfe
48:00 <escaped_mental_patient> dont forget the _
49:00 <doctor> true, how clumbsy of me
49:00 <TheRon> #NWO4LYFE
49:00 <doctor> #hillaryclinton2016
49:00 <tooheys> how do you tell if a guy is gay?
50:00 <TheRon> they're an essendon supporter
50:00 <tooheys> when you're fucking him up the ass reach around and check if he's got a hard on, if he does he's a faggot
50:00 <Ana_Ng> when he is more fabulous than you :(
50:00 <TheRon> they like doof doof music
51:00 <escaped_mental_patient> TheRon, im going to remix all the Cold Chisel songs into doof doof music and paste them all here. just to watch you have a rainman meltdown
52:00 <TheRon> i won't touch them with a brage pole
52:00 <escaped_mental_patient> curiousity will get the better of you
52:00 <TheRon> doubt it
52:00 <escaped_mental_patient> you're not gay, just curious about dance music
52:00 <escaped_mental_patient> it's only gay after a few beats
53:00 <TheRon> i'm thinking about taking up cycling, i'm bike curious
54:00 <escaped_mental_patient> a good excuse to shave your legs and wear something tight
54:00 <escaped_mental_patient> it's more manly then watching a sport where heaps of men pile up on top of each other chasing the same ball
54:00 <partay> Fuck how did Collingwood make the 8
55:00 <TheRon> show off my rather impressive package
55:00 <escaped_mental_patient> do you want to be an oldskool postman
55:00 <TheRon> i wanna be a newman postal worker
56:00 <TheRon> you control the mail, you control information!
56:00 <partay> Aust post is shit
57:00 <escaped_mental_patient> the delivery? the sorting? the shops? all?
58:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=AjPau5QYtYs
58:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Safety Dance - Men Without Hats Official Video (Apr 16, 2010) 2:54 - Category: Music - 8,471,007 - 41,458 likes (97.8%), 930 dislikes (2.2%)
00:00 <TheRon> so  quiet all of a sudden
01:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=V-xpJRwIA-Q
01:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Wang Chung - Dance Hall Days (Oct 7, 2009) 3:59 - Category: Music - 3,051,385 - 12,768 likes (97.9%), 278 dislikes (2.1%)
05:00 <Skirmish> Maleficent is quite a good movie. 
06:00 <TheRon> angelina's new boobs
07:00 <escaped_mental_patient> is this the movie about the girl who gets taunted because of her tits so gets boob implants and then seeks revenge on the rest but then discovers true love is more than about tits
08:00 <Skirmish> As with all good movies, it did not require cheap sex to sell it's storyline. 
08:00 <TheRon> those boobs weren't cheap
09:00 <Ana_Ng> wait, what
09:00 <partay> God bless boobs
09:00 <Ana_Ng> pretty sure true love is about tits
09:00 <partay> It is
09:00 <slinky_J> is it Skirmish?
09:00 <TheRon> yes!!
09:00 <partay> It's all about the boobs
10:00 <Ana_Ng> anything else is a lie
11:00 <Skirmish> There is nothing lovely about your sloppy rack Ana_Ng.  Your argument is invalid. 
12:00 <Ana_Ng> the cake is a lie
12:00 <tooheys> the pussy comes into it too
12:00 <Ana_Ng> what is the first thing a man does after ejaculating?
12:00 <tooheys> no one wants a girl with an ugly box
12:00 <partay> Sleep
12:00 <Ana_Ng> clears history
12:00 <escaped_mental_patient> the more candles there are the bigger the cake
12:00 <TheRon> tooheys what do you play with first?
12:00 <tooheys> lol... tits
13:00 <partay> Ana you'd know by now it's tits and ass
13:00 <escaped_mental_patient> make history...then clear it. yolo
15:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IfZbFh7qlCQ
15:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: "Banditos" The Refreshments (Nov 16, 2006) 4:47 - Category: Music - 888,313 - 3,067 likes (97.8%), 69 dislikes (2.2%)
15:00 <Ana_Ng> partay, didnt know you were such a fan of broadway
16:00 <partay> Oh I'm a big band fan too
16:00 <TheRon> glen miller?
17:00 <escaped_mental_patient> artie shaw 
17:00 <TheRon> robbie williams?
17:00 <escaped_mental_patient> begin the beguine in The Rocketeer :~)
17:00 <Skirmish> Spend some time checking out #fatkini and come back and tell me again that it's ALL about tits and ass. 
17:00 <partay> Im seeing robbie next month
17:00 <Skirmish> KGO
18:00 <TheRon> love come undone
18:00 <partay> Skirmish what is seen cannot be unseen
18:00 <TheRon> i watch the robbie williams albert hall show every now and then, surprisingly good s how
19:00 <partay> Knebworth was awesome
19:00 <Ana_Ng> i dont get the robbie williams thing
20:00 <escaped_mental_patient> Angels was OK. that's about it
20:00 <partay> Hes the man
21:00 <Ana_Ng> i am skeptical of singers who start doing standards
21:00 <Ana_Ng> it's the equivalent of wearing sweatpants
21:00 <TheRon> Ana_Ng: what are you wearing?
22:00 <partay> He is the pussy master
22:00 <Ana_Ng> tank dress
22:00 <tooheys> partay the last girl i was with called me a pussy professional
22:00 <TheRon> no seatpants
23:00 <partay> Toohey is that cos you're a pussy
23:00 <Ana_Ng> no bra
23:00 <Ana_Ng> no panties
24:00 <tooheys> no its coz i know what im doing i dont spend all my time playing with other guys dicks unlike u
24:00 <TheRon> good to let things air occasionally
25:00 <Nikky`> I always seem to come on at the wrong time..tho there is never a right time with you lot
25:00 <Nikky`> :P
25:00 <tooheys> lol Nikky` 
25:00 <TheRon> my bad
25:00 <Nikky`> I knew I should have still slept on the couch even tho my back was getting sore
26:00 <partay> Ana of course
26:00 <partay> Standard irc wear
26:00 <TheRon> i wear tank dresses all the time
26:00 <Nikky`> I thought everyone went braless n pantieless
27:00 <tooheys> i do Nikky` ;)
27:00 <partay> Yes
27:00 <TheRon> i'm a boxer man
27:00 <TheRon> the boys need to be able to b reathe
28:00 <Nikky`> oooh I figured you irc'd naked tooheys.. kinda person you are ;o)
28:00 <Nikky`> Everyone should air their bits out
28:00 <tooheys> lol no im not naked im just not wearing any bra or panties
28:00 <partay> Except Picard
28:00 <TheRon> picard likes they way they feel
29:00 <Nikky`> lol
29:00 <Nikky`> No No tooheys.. I believe you are so whatever you say won't change my mind
30:00 <tooheys> ok fair enough lol
30:00 <TheRon> moby - porcelain
31:00 <Skirmish> It's lovely to see everyone getting along. 
31:00 <TheRon> it isd isnt it
32:00 <slinky_J> its a wonderful day for pie
32:00 <TheRon> indeed
32:00 <Skirmish> Even if that peace and tranquility is pocketed with disgusting mental images of Ana_Ng. 
32:00 <slinky_J> lol
32:00 <TheRon> slinky_J: are we talking about the same pie?
32:00 <Ana_Ng> let's see your photo, skirmish
33:00 <slinky_J> dunno :P
33:00 <Skirmish> You've seen my picture Ana_Ng.  It's not magical, it hasn't changed. 
33:00 <Ana_Ng> no i havent
33:00 <Nikky`> It hasn't? damn
33:00 <Nikky`> I like magical pics
33:00 <Skirmish> Nikky`: No.  Still panty dropping goodness :D 
33:00 <Doodle> i know i dropped mine
33:00 <Nikky`> Why I have mine off Skirmish.. only way to chat when you're here
34:00 <Doodle> :o
34:00 <Doodle> re00www
34:00 <Nikky`> It had to be done
34:00 <Doodle> who am i to argue
34:00 <Skirmish> Nikky`: Linking my picture then would cause you to create suction and stick to the chair making it difficult to stand up.
34:00 <Nikky`> exactly
34:00 <TheRon> doodle what's your secret?
34:00 <Nikky`> I didn't say I wasn't wearing pants, gosh rude bugger
34:00 <Nikky`> haha
35:00 <Nikky`> I has my pjs on
35:00 <Doodle> my secret?
35:00 <Doodle> this is me irl
35:00 <Doodle> https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfa1/v/t1.0-9/10609459_727583427315066_7593882592194780156_n.jpg?oh=6b4f79cd429e5fcbd6ffd12ed28c8e68&oe=54743161&__gda__=1415280215_c69dbedc94058f9cbe7ccb6a527e6ae9
35:00 <Ana_Ng> tinyurl.com
35:00 <Doodle> lol like i give a shit how long the link is
35:00 <Nikky`> Why i'm so turned on by him
35:00 <TheRon> Nikky`: does like her coffee black
35:00 <Nikky`> Nikky` does not
35:00 <Nikky`> Just my Doodle ;o)
35:00 <Doodle> my cat loves the smell of coffee
36:00 <Doodle> i just rubbed some on his toys
36:00 <Skirmish> Ana_Ng: If you put your pic in tinyurl.com would it make you smaller? Might be worth a shot? 
36:00 <Doodle> he is going apeshit
36:00 <partay> Ana is free ballin 
36:00 <Nikky`> Coffee smell is the best
36:00 <Skirmish> He's still going to be going apeshit at 3am now.  See how well that goes for you. 
36:00 <Nikky`> I know I gasm over it
36:00 <Doodle> yeh hopefully it stops him jumping up on the kitchen bench and rubbing the coffee container up
37:00 <Doodle> lol Skirmish no different from any other night
37:00 <Doodle> i'll be awake at 3am anyway
37:00 <Skirmish> *sigh* the mrs is cranky with me because I don't want to go and house sit at her parents house tonight. Why would I want to stay somewhere else when I have all the good stuff here!!!!!
37:00 <Doodle> amen to that
38:00 <TheRon> the wife?
38:00 <Skirmish> Yeah it's less than a year now till we get married so yeah, the wife. 
38:00 <escaped_mental_patient> http://www.inthemix.com.au/industry/58781/SoundCloud_to_introduce_advertising_and_paid_subscriptions_for_listeners
38:00 <Skirmish> 364 days to go.
38:00 <Nikky`> Yeah i'd be all..pfft I have my own bed n shit here, no thanks
39:00 <Nikky`> Only thing I hate about seeing mum is having to sleep over
39:00 <partay> Sex in her parents bed
39:00 <Doodle> come and see me instead
39:00 <Skirmish> It's closer to her work so I think she wants to stay there a few days and not drive as far. 
39:00 <Doodle> you can stay over
39:00 <Doodle> we'll have a slumber party
39:00 <Doodle> build a couch fort
39:00 <Doodle> and root
39:00 <Skirmish> Nikky`: Her parents are both gone so there is no worry about that. 
39:00 <Nikky`> Sure Doodle.. i'll be there Fri after wor
39:00 <Nikky`> k
39:00 <Doodle> awes
40:00 <Doodle> i'll scrape off the sheets
40:00 <Nikky`> Hot
40:00 <TheRon> Nikky`: has needs
40:00 <Bastardly_One> GTA update and event weekend
40:00 <Bastardly_One> with the flight school
40:00 <Nikky`> Love it when you scrape off the sheets for me
40:00 <Bastardly_One> meh
40:00 <Doodle> kekeke
40:00 <thestig> GO DOODLES CAT
40:00 <Nikky`> I think he went to sleep over at their place
40:00 <Doodle> loool
40:00 <thestig> much death threats against cat loool
41:00 <thestig> on that page
41:00 <Serenity> you're all cunts
41:00 <TheRon> for someone claiming to be thestig you sure do talk a  lot
41:00 <partay> I love cunts
41:00 <thestig> cunts are usefull
42:00 <Doodle> lol thestig
42:00 <Serenity> yeah none of you are useful
42:00 <Doodle> the 350z page?
42:00 <Serenity> except Nikky` shes amazing
42:00 <thestig> yeh
42:00 <Doodle> lol yeah idiot americans
42:00 <Doodle> piss off Serenity
42:00 <Serenity> i piss off m8
42:00 <Serenity> er.
42:00 <Nikky`> Naww Serenity - much love to you <3
42:00 <Serenity> u..
42:00 <Doodle> lesos
43:00 <Serenity> i have 700 words to write on my essay
43:00 <TheRon> HLA???
43:00 <Serenity> all i want to do is sleep
43:00 <Doodle> thats easy
43:00 <Doodle> cornflakes
43:00 <Doodle> cornflakes cornflakes cornflakes cornflakes
43:00 <Doodle> cornflakes cornflakes cornflakes cornflakes cornflakes cornflakes cornflakes cornflakes
43:00 <Doodle> etc
43:00 <Serenity> lol
43:00 <Nikky`> I say nap then get back to it - you won't concentrate properly if you don't
43:00 <TheRon> 700 words should be nothing, 300 is just the conclusion
44:00 <Doodle> i could write 700 words about a blank piece of paper
44:00 <Doodle> blank
44:00 <Doodle>   blank blank blank blank
44:00 <Serenity> 700 words is nothing when you have nothing specific to write about
44:00 <Doodle>   blank blank blank blank blank blank blank
44:00 <Doodle> etc
44:00 <Serenity> and no referencing to do
45:00 <Doodle> referencing makes it easier
45:00 <TheRon> yeah the referencing shits me, just when you think you're done
45:00 <Doodle> cos you can steal .. i mean reference other peoples writing
45:00 <Serenity> no it doesnt rob lol
45:00 <Serenity> specially when you're writing reflective and its about yourself
45:00 <Doodle> are you saying i'm wrong?
45:00 <Serenity> yes i am
45:00 <Serenity> DONT ARGUE
45:00 <Doodle> you know what happens when you say i'm wrong
46:00 <Serenity> im not scared of u pal
46:00 <TheRon> All this talk of getting old It's getting me down my love Like a cat in a bag, waiting to drown This time I'm comin' down
46:00 <partay> These bourbons are going down a treat
46:00 <Serenity> o0o0o0o
46:00 <Doodle> berbn m8
47:00 <TheRon> scotch is better
47:00 <Doodle> agreed
47:00 <Serenity> yuck
47:00 <Doodle> i was drinking canadian club & dry last night
47:00 <Doodle> omnom
47:00 <Ana_Ng> they are all good
47:00 <TheRon> now the drugs don't work, they just make you worse......
47:00 <partay> A nice bourbon
47:00 <Ana_Ng> be nice to all relatives of whisky
47:00 <partay> Not shit bourbon
48:00 <Doodle> https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/t1.0-9/156061_739238692799644_8740387485625295448_n.jpg
48:00 <Doodle> oops
48:00 <tooheys> cougars the best bourbon
48:00 <Nikky`> Mmmmm yummy Doodle
48:00 <partay> No
48:00 <TheRon> 5 cougars thanks
48:00 <Nikky`> I meant the drink
48:00 <Doodle> :o
48:00 <partay> Cougar is total shit
48:00 <Doodle> i like that wild turkey honey bourbon even tho its cheap shit
48:00 <Nikky`> Cougar is shit
48:00 <partay> Try makers mark
49:00 <TheRon> if that chick served my i'd buy 5 cougars
49:00 <Nikky`> The honey bourbons rock
49:00 <tooheys> ive tried makers mark but id rather cougar
49:00 <Doodle> yeh
49:00 <Doodle> yummy
49:00 <TheRon> all the games of footy have been shit today
49:00 <Serenity> i used to have a jim beam shirt like that girls cougar shirt
49:00 <TheRon> tigers and saints isn't even close
49:00 <Serenity> and people used to say '5 beams please' to me all the time
50:00 <Serenity> unoriginal cunts
50:00 <partay> Or rare breed turkey
51:00 <Doodle> https://scontent-b-dfw.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/10592850_850235171654386_6259421874931106354_n.jpg?oh=0017b27c26c8eb154c2b2f79a12d36a7&oe=545CDE9B
52:00 <TheRon> people who annoy you. n_ggers
52:00 <Doodle> haha
52:00 <Doodle> naggers!
55:00 <TheRon> fucking hell st kilda
59:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-5bznN76xRY
59:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Smashing Pumpkins - Landslide [Sgrima YDedal] ( Apr 7, 2013) 3:07 - Category: Music - 354,415 - 1,842 likes (96.8%), 60 dislikes (3.2%)
01:00 <TheRon> at last some sanity
01:00 <TheRon> student is here
01:00 <Student> ha ha 
01:00 <Student> Thank you 
02:00 <TheRon> that wasn't a compliment
02:00 <Sanity> still, thank you 
02:00 <Sanity> you give what you have to give , so still thank you because you gave some thing 
02:00 <Sanity> even if those were not flowers
02:00 <Sanity> Thank you sir , thank you
03:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gG33Vn9X320
03:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Whitlams - Thank You (For Loving Me At My Worst) (May 27, 2010) 4:13 - Category: Music - 33,067 - 95 likes (99%), 1 dislikes (1%)
04:00 <Bastardly_One> looks like rain is comin'
04:00 <Bastardly_One> how rude
04:00 <TheRon> it came last night
05:00 <Bastardly_One> think I'll go get dinner now ... feel like take out
05:00 <Student> now rain is rude, 
05:00 <Bastardly_One> yes rain is rude
05:00 <Student> die in drought then 
05:00 <B1-not-here> wish you would
05:00 <TheRon> asian?
05:00 <B1-not-here> fuck up
05:00 <Student> fuck down 
06:00 <B1-not-here> dunno yet TheRon, wherever I end up ... Rippa chicken place knowing me out of laziness
06:00 <B1-not-here> *gone*
13:00 <TheRon> countries starting with b, go!
13:00 <Doodle> belize
13:00 <Ana_Ng> bulgaria
13:00 <Student> britain 
13:00 <TheRon> bolivia
13:00 <Ana_Ng> bhutan
13:00 <Doodle> botswana
13:00 <Student> bulgaria
13:00 <Student> bangladesh
13:00 <Student> bhutan 
13:00 <Student> bosnia
13:00 <Ana_Ng> belarus
13:00 <Student> bunes aires
13:00 <TheRon> britain isn't a country
13:00 <Ana_Ng> barbados
13:00 <TheRon> benin
13:00 <Ana_Ng> bahamas
13:00 <Student> bolivia
13:00 <partay> Bumfuck Idaho
13:00 <Ana_Ng> burundi
14:00 <Student> brunie
14:00 <Ana_Ng> burkina faso
14:00 <TheRon> burma
14:00 <Student> burma is not more burma 
14:00 <TheRon> sorry myanmar
14:00 <Student> it is not from b 
15:00 <Student> any more?
15:00 <Student> or i win?
15:00 <TheRon> no idea
15:00 <TheRon> thought Ana_Ng  would know
15:00 <Student> ok 
15:00 <TheRon> belarus
15:00 <Ana_Ng> already got that
16:00 <TheRon> i'm out
16:00 <Ana_Ng> me too
16:00 <Student> ok , i win 
16:00 <Student> next question , and i am out of it 
17:00 <TheRon> the whitlams - blow up the pokies
17:00 <FredFlinstone> whats for dinzees tonight?
18:00 <FredFlinstone> shit on a shackle?
18:00 <TheRon> tikka masala
18:00 <FredFlinstone> oh indian
18:00 <TheRon> genuine patak's
18:00 <FredFlinstone> lol
18:00 <Ana_Ng> what country has the lowest average elevation?
18:00 <TheRon> jordan
18:00 <TheRon> israel
19:00 <Ana_Ng> no
19:00 <FredFlinstone> syria
19:00 <Student> ice land
19:00 <Student> green land
19:00 <TheRon> somewhere in that region?
19:00 <FredFlinstone> lebanon
19:00 <partay> USA
19:00 <FredFlinstone> or is that Coburg?
19:00 <TheRon> australia
19:00 <FredFlinstone> lolz
19:00 <TheRon> i reckon it's a small country thats flat
20:00 <Ana_Ng> heh
20:00 <Ana_Ng> yes
20:00 <TheRon> san marino
20:00 <Doodle> netherlands
20:00 <TheRon> lichtenstein
20:00 <FredFlinstone> belgium
20:00 <FredFlinstone> sweeden
20:00 <TheRon> luxembourg
20:00 <Student> laos
20:00 <TheRon> sweden has alps
20:00 <Rak> it will; be somewhere in africa
20:00 <Ana_Ng> no alps in sweden
21:00 <TheRon> i thought there was
21:00 <FredFlinstone> I need alp too
21:00 <Ana_Ng> thats switzerland
21:00 <TheRon> djibouti
21:00 <TheRon> close?
21:00 <Ana_Ng> djibouti is kinda warm
21:00 <TheRon> eritrea
21:00 <FredFlinstone> errata
21:00 <Ana_Ng> between djibouti and laos
22:00 <FredFlinstone> non compus menzies
22:00 <TheRon> oman
22:00 <FredFlinstone> diptheria
22:00 <TheRon> cholera
22:00 <FredFlinstone> lol
22:00 <FredFlinstone> bogansarse
22:00 <TheRon> seychelles
23:00 <FredFlinstone> shetland ponies
23:00 <Doodle> bangladesh
23:00 <TheRon> mauritius
23:00 <Ana_Ng> gettin close
23:00 <FredFlinstone> christmas isalnd
23:00 <Doodle> cambodia
23:00 <FredFlinstone> cunnilingus
24:00 <Ana_Ng> maybe you never heard of this country
24:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=HM_eb0vVo0k
24:00 <FredFlinstone> punaniville
24:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Powderfinger - My Happiness (Apr 8, 2008) 4:37 - Category: Music - 469,059 - 1,742 likes (98.8%), 22 dislikes (1.2%)
24:00 <FredFlinstone> felatio
24:00 <Doodle> burkina faso
24:00 <Ana_Ng> island country
24:00 <TheRon> indian ocean?
25:00 <FredFlinstone> fiji
25:00 <FredFlinstone> tonga
25:00 <TheRon> palau
25:00 <FredFlinstone> hawaii
25:00 <FredFlinstone> tahiti
25:00 <TheRon> nauru
25:00 <TheRon> tahiti is french
25:00 <FredFlinstone> gnoreyou
25:00 <Ana_Ng> between djibouti and laos
25:00 <TheRon> singapore
26:00 <FredFlinstone> bali
26:00 <Ana_Ng> ok you dont know it
26:00 <TheRon> nope
26:00 <FredFlinstone> I have nfi what the question is lol
26:00 <Ana_Ng> did you guess sri lanka
26:00 <TheRon> no
26:00 <TheRon> seriously sri lanka
26:00 <Ana_Ng> that would be wrong
26:00 <FredFlinstone> macau
26:00 <Ana_Ng> it's the Maldives
27:00 <FredFlinstone> hong kong
27:00 <TheRon> i was thinking the seychelles too
27:00 <Ana_Ng> visit it now, it's going away
27:00 <FredFlinstone> taiwan
27:00 <Ana_Ng> now you know for future trivias
28:00 <slinky_J> no more shitty trivias
28:00 <TheRon> and trivia nights
28:00 <FredFlinstone> madagascar
28:00 <FredFlinstone> malta
28:00 <TheRon> lucy?
29:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Urtiyp-G6jY
29:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Redgum - I Was Only 19 (1983) ( Jul 9, 2007) 4:32 - Category: Music - 2,567,367 - 9,723 likes (98.1%), 186 dislikes (1.9%)
30:00 <Ana_Ng> slinky loves trivia more than life itself
30:00 <TheRon> ask a movie question that will sort him
31:00 <Ana_Ng> who played the tard in rain man?
32:00 <Doodle> dustin hoffman
33:00 <TheRon> whats the highest seeling albumn of all time in australia?
33:00 <TheRon> selling
33:00 <Doodle> WHISPERING JACK
33:00 <TheRon> nope
33:00 <Doodle> it should have been
33:00 <TheRon> i know
33:00 <Ana_Ng> doodle winz
33:00 <TheRon> but it wasn't
33:00 <Ana_Ng> physical
34:00 <TheRon> nope
34:00 <Matthew> Chains - Tina Arena
34:00 <TheRon> albumn
34:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Kamahl - One Hundred Children.mp3 (2.63MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 2:52)
34:00 <Doodle> inxs kick?
35:00 <Blarp> Bat Out Of Hell - Meat Loaf
35:00 <TheRon> yes!
35:00 <TheRon> meat loaf
37:00 <TheRon> beat out michael jackson and johnfarnham
37:00 <Picard> lol @ Matthewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
37:00 <partay> Who is the biggest retard ever to chat on irc?
37:00 <Picard> how are you macca??
37:00 <Ana_Ng> who is john farnham
37:00 <Picard> partay id say that is you
37:00 <TheRon> an aussie legend
37:00 <TheRon> born in london
37:00 <Ana_Ng> yeah i got that
37:00 <Picard> the great pretended :P
37:00 <Ana_Ng> pop?
38:00 <partay> No Picard you were top 10 
38:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tbkOZTSvrHs
38:00 <Picard> you are number 1
38:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: John Farnham - You're the Voice (Nov 20, 2010) 5:12 - Category: Music - 3,098,913 - 16,930 likes (98.3%), 298 dislikes (1.7%)
38:00 <British^Meat> there was an austnet list
38:00 <partay> Hahaha
38:00 <Picard> the great pretended :P
38:00 <partay> Poor Picard
38:00 <Ana_Ng> ok
38:00 <Matthew> oh thank god!!!
39:00 <British^Meat> L O L
39:00 <Ana_Ng> you are missing a lobe if you can't just describe him
39:00 <Matthew> leave the cunt out
39:00 <TheRon> best way to do it
39:00 <partay> LOL
39:00 <TheRon> us aussies love this song
40:00 <Ana_Ng> i swear you guys probably have convos where you tell people to youtube it
40:00 <TheRon> we get pissed and sing it loud
40:00 <British^Meat> honestly, y do the ops let dudes like picard in?
40:00 <TheRon> soemtimes
40:00 <Ana_Ng> how stereotypical
40:00 <British^Meat> he just come in and abuses anyone, impossible to have a conversation with him
40:00 <British^Meat> negative vibes, mmmmmmmmmmmmm
40:00 <LolinFirf> picard is a decent man
40:00 <MadScientist> picards a fucking lost cunt
40:00 <Student> was that you in the pic posted yesterday British^Meat?
41:00 <British^Meat> bollocks, he'll just come back in and start abusing poeple, F A C T 
41:00 <British^Meat> yup
41:00 <Student> cool , nice fur and glasses
41:00 <British^Meat> cheers
41:00 <TheRon> Ana_Ng: DO YOU KNOW THE LITTLE RIVER BAND?
41:00 <Student> cheers
41:00 <British^Meat> dont forget my salvos pc
41:00 <Ana_Ng> yep
42:00 <TheRon> used to sing for them
42:00 <Ana_Ng> oh ok
42:00 <Ana_Ng> thx
42:00 <TheRon> before glenn shorrock
43:00 <TheRon> whispering jack was a come back albumn of sortds
44:00 <TheRon> doodle anything to add?
45:00 <Ana_Ng> i would always add a doodle
46:00 <TheRon> does the rabbit do the job also
49:00 <TheRon> faux knows all about the rabbit
49:00 <slinky_J> kfc kfc kfc
49:00 <slinky_J> gotta put down controller if i want kfc hah
50:00 <slinky_J> finished watching zero dark thirty, didnt see the hot redheads boobs :(
50:00 <TheRon> damn
50:00 <TheRon> only reason to watch
50:00 <slinky_J> shouldve been a post credit shot of her topless with a big grin
51:00 <slinky_J> and I <3 OSAMA on her tits
51:00 <TheRon> bastards
51:00 <slinky_J> n DEAD on her tummy
51:00 <slinky_J> ;)
52:00 <TheRon> there is freedom within there is freedom without, try to catch the deluge in a paper cup
52:00 <Ana_Ng> chesticles
53:00 <TheRon> i get the ciggie lighter whenever i hear crodies do don't dream it's over
53:00 <TheRon> crowded house
54:00 <TheRon> i like chesticles
54:00 <TheRon> hey now hey now don't dream it's over
55:00 <Ana_Ng> they are all rage in milan
55:00 <TheRon> chesticles testicles wallet and watch
56:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=tdCY0CgMoq8
56:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: 10cc - I m Not In Love (Dec 23, 2009) 0 - Category: Music - 1,046,927 - 6,367 likes (97.8%), 141 dislikes (2.2%)
57:00 <doctor> hey now hey now
58:00 <TheRon> i get dreadlock holiday on at parties, it works a treat
01:00 <doctor> Sing us a song mr TheRon man
02:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PbdCvzF4qqw
02:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: 10cc - Dreadlock Holiday (May 8, 2009) 4:26 - Category: Music - 519,484 - 2,193 likes (99.2%), 17 dislikes (0.8%)
02:00 <TheRon> i don't like cricket oh no, i love it
03:00 <Student> :)
04:00 <TheRon> doctor, what you had in mind?
06:00 <TheRon> don't like jamaica, oh no, i love her
07:00 <doctor> Something heartwrenching I suppose
07:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=W8r-tXRLazs
07:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Buggles - Video Killed The Radio Star (Oct 8, 2010) - Category: Music - -
09:00 <British^Meat> i know, sing something shit, australian, and from the late 70's
09:00 <TheRon> sherbert?
09:00 <British^Meat> which narrows it down to almost everything u post
10:00 <TheRon> so anti
12:00 <Picard> lol @ partgay
12:00 <TheRon> picard tigers are playing well
12:00 <TheRon> sort of
12:00 <Picard> nuh shit
12:00 <Picard> gotta win this by 10 goals
12:00 <TheRon> you'd think
13:00 <Picard> at least 10
13:00 <Matthew> too bad Swans will cream them next week and they will finish 9th
13:00 <slinky_J> cream
13:00 <slinky_J> dickcream
13:00 <Picard> too bad you will have a list of 6 to chose from 
13:00 <TheRon> tigers have to finnish 9th, seems wrong otherwise
14:00 <Picard> round 1 2015- essendon list of 6 players lol
14:00 <Matthew> one day Picard will make a correct prediction
14:00 <Matthew> he has changed his mind about 47 times about the Essendon situation over the past 18 months
14:00 <TheRon> essendon should accept a deal now, be back in time for next season
14:00 <Picard> Hird wont be back at essendon
14:00 <British^Meat> one day Picard will come on austnet and not try and troll every 
15:00 <British^Meat> LOL just kidding, that wont happen
15:00 <Picard> TheRon is essendon had half a brain they would take the deal, the board are as stupid and deluded as their supporters
15:00 <Picard> Bastardly_One hows prison?
15:00 <Picard> if*
16:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=jQYQTFudrqc
16:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Nena- 99luft Balons (May 19, 2006) 4:07 - Category: Music - 18,654,005 -
16:00 <Matthew> pretty sad for an overweight, bald and incredibly ugly 43 year old to log into a declining online chat program so frequently with the sole purpose of 'trolling'
16:00 <Matthew> speaks volumes really
16:00 <Picard> pretty sad you are here every time i log in :)
16:00 <TheRon> the german language speaks to me
17:00 <Bastardly_One> Picard, fuck up you absolute good for nothing waste of space
17:00 <ness> its my birthday, its my birthday I'm gonna spend my money!! 
17:00 <Bastardly_One> everyone has had enough of you
17:00 <Bastardly_One> take the hint and fuck off
17:00 <ness> actually i spent all my money...
17:00 <Picard> lol Bastardly_One
17:00 <TheRon> ness happy b'day
17:00 <ness> thank u
17:00 <TheRon> having cans?
17:00 <Picard> Bastardly_One why are u so angry?
18:00 <Bastardly_One> who said I'm angry? stating facts
18:00 <Bastardly_One> hippy bathday ness
18:00 <Picard> nuh man, thats anger
18:00 <TheRon> Bastardly_One: doesn't like anything football related
18:00 <Picard> i guess prison will do that to a man
18:00 <Bastardly_One> no, it's facts ... just fuck off 
18:00 <Picard> he doesnt understand football
18:00 <Picard> he cant train greyhounds
18:00 <TheRon> how sexy is the german language
19:00 <Bastardly_One> lol @ you
19:00 <ness> thanks.  ive had 3 days of events just to celebrate getting old
19:00 <Picard> he cant breathe
19:00 <Picard> poor cunt is 45 and looks 654
19:00 <Picard> 65
19:00 <TheRon> looks like yoda?
19:00 <Picard> doesnt have much to look forward to
19:00 <Bastardly_One> that all you go fat man?
19:00 <Bastardly_One> pretty lame
19:00 <Bastardly_One> even for you
20:00 <Picard> go?
20:00 <Bastardly_One> got*
20:00 <slinky_J> u old sexy CUNT
20:00 <Picard> :P
20:00 <Picard> slinky_J hello son
20:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=VZt7J0iaUD0
20:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Suzanne Vega - Luka (Dec 14, 2010) 3:51 - Category: Music - 9,990,844 - 42,922 likes (98.2%), 769 dislikes (1.8%)
20:00 <Bastardly_One> [18:20] -Picard- im just getting started on you ped
20:00 <Bastardly_One> oh really?
20:00 <Picard> wtf Bastardly_One?
21:00 <Picard> off u go with the fake logs
21:00 <Bastardly_One> don't wtf anyone ... a notice is a notice
21:00 <Picard>  [18:21] -
21:00 <Picard> lolllllllll
21:00 <Picard> i can fake shit too
21:00 <Bastardly_One> I'll go as far as screen shotting then
22:00 <TheRon> sorry but this is pretty funny :)
22:00 <Bastardly_One> pretty simple ... keep goin'
22:00 <Picard>  [18:21] -Bastardly_One- i was never convicted, they took the PC and didnt have enough to convict me
22:00 <Picard> sorry dude 
22:00 <Picard> i guess my info was wrong
23:00 <Picard> TheRon it is amusing
23:00 <British^Meat> Picard y do u strive to be so unlikable?
23:00 <Picard> i really should go and cook the steak
23:00 <LolinFirf> British^Meat: I like Picard
23:00 <NotRegistered> Bastardly_One lives at The Ballarat AIDS Centre.
23:00 <British^Meat> Why?
23:00 <LolinFirf> I think he's a standup guy
23:00 <Picard> lol NotRegistered
23:00 <Picard> you dont like me because im honest
23:00 <Picard> i say it as i see it
24:00 <Picard> dont like the /ignore should do it for you British^Meat
24:00 <British^Meat> youre just terribly negative
24:00 <Picard> then*
24:00 <partay> Picard is just bitter cos he's a loser
24:00 <British^Meat> brongs the channel D O W N 
24:00 <NotRegistered> Bastardly_One lives at The Ballarat AIDS Centre Bastardly_One lives at The Ballarat AIDS Centre Bastardly_One lives at The Ballarat AIDS Centre Bastardly_One lives at The Ballarat AIDS Centre Bastardly_One lives at The Ballarat AIDS Centre Bastardly_One lives at The Ballarat AIDS Centre Bastardly_One lives at The Ballarat AIDS Centre Bastardly_One lives at The Ballarat AIDS Centre Bastardly_One lives at The Ballarat AIDS Centre
24:00 <Picard> lol @ partay the food court cleaner
24:00 <Picard> Bastardly_One do u have aids?
24:00 <Student> Bastardly_One is in demand , AGAIN 
24:00 <TheRon> everyone has aids
24:00 <Picard> he is sooking to an op
25:00 <Picard> give him a minute to reply
25:00 <Picard> <Bastardly_One> Serenity they are picking on me, can you please help me
25:00 <TheRon> you got a fast car, i want a ticket to anywhere maybe we can make a deal
26:00 <Picard> lol @ public service job...sayiing that like its a great honour to work in the public service
26:00 <Picard> fancy name for a cleaner partay
26:00 <partay> LOL
27:00 <slinky_J> i got ma kfc
27:00 <partay> Poor Picard
27:00 <Picard> i never looked at those cleaners in the food court as Public Service employees
27:00 <partay> Hahaha
27:00 <Picard> do u crack $40 an hour today partay?
27:00 <partay> 70
27:00 <partay> Full time
27:00 <partay> Champ
27:00 <Picard> nuh cmon man be honest penalty rates are not that great
27:00 <partay> Ha2
28:00 <slinky_J> The Truth About Webcam Girls doco on sbsondemand
28:00 <slinky_J> ahaha
28:00 <Picard> lol
29:00 <partay> Poor Picard
30:00 <Picard> partay you have fabricated a great life, now you need to get the motivation to achieve it
30:00 <TheRon> simba is fury worth watching?
30:00 <partay> Hahaha
30:00 <TheRon> i like a good war flick
30:00 <partay> Poo Picard
30:00 <Picard> must be tough living day to day partay
31:00 <partay> Hahaha
31:00 <TheRon> slinky_J:  fury?
31:00 <partay> Poor Picard
32:00 <beehhh> lenovo is better than HP
32:00 <Ana_Ng> partay, it's time for this channel to recruit better trolls
33:00 <damio> ana u fat cow shutup
33:00 <TheRon> language geez
33:00 <beehhh> lenovo is better
33:00 <damio> only the thinkpads
33:00 <Picard> partay fails life
33:00 <Ana_Ng> oh damio used to hit on me
34:00 <damio> i hit on u?
34:00 <damio> lol
34:00 <damio> im a fgt u slag
34:00 <beehhh> 4200U vs 4120U
34:00 <damio> thought i was hitting on u
34:00 <Picard> pity he just didnt hit u
34:00 <Picard> whiny bitch
34:00 <TheRon> picard cheer up the tigers are winning
34:00 <Ana_Ng> pretty sure you can enroll in troll school for the fall semester
34:00 <Picard> lol
34:00 <Picard> Bastardly_One
35:00 <Bastardly_One> Picard needs an extended channel break the idiot
35:00 <Picard> Bastardly_One u old cunt
35:00 <partay> Hahaha Picard another 12 HR day tomorrow? 
35:00 <partay> LOL
35:00 <Picard> awww cry to get me banned Bastardly_One u weak cunt
35:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=jCya1yiFFP4
35:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Adele - Someone like you (OFFICIAL VIDEO LYRICS) HD Live from Brit Awards 2011 (Apr 28, 2011) 5:11 - Category: Music - 97,936,199 - 254,566 likes (97.3%), 7,055 dislikes (2.7%)
35:00 <Picard> probably partay
35:00 <Picard> some of us work for a living
36:00 <partay> till you're 70
36:00 <Picard> depends if i do invoices when i get home or leave them
36:00 <TheRon> i like beers
36:00 <Picard> n0pe 55
36:00 <TheRon> beers boobs and sport
36:00 <partay> H8
36:00 <Picard> bbl gotta cook the steak, fuck letting a woman cook steak
37:00 <beehhh> bitch
37:00 <TheRon> now i 've the time of my life though i never felt like this before
38:00 <NotRegistered> Bastardly_One is a paedophile, he admitted the cops took his pc but didnt have enough to charge him, all this means the cops didnt find his usb stick which has all his kiddie porn on
38:00 <British^Meat> he admitted?
38:00 <British^Meat> oh great
38:00 <Picard> lol
38:00 <TheRon> why so many arseholes today??
38:00 <British^Meat> U can supply the evidence then
38:00 <British^Meat> cheers mate...
39:00 <Picard> thats a touchy subject for Bastardly_One
39:00 <Q{> This seems like an appropriate time to tell you what my penis thinks
39:00 <beehhh> move to kingisland currie
39:00 <beehhh> no internet there
39:00 <beehhh> melbourne it self got 4.5 million victoria got 5.5
39:00 <Picard> bye beehhh
40:00 <TheRon> i'm magical, how many beers have disappeared now kids?
40:00 <Ana_Ng> i am the president of the Q penis fan club
40:00 <beehhh> tingle-lyyn tingle-lyyn
40:00 <NotRegistered> Bastardly_One got caught with having kiddie porn on his pc the cops did find it all and they did charge him
40:00 <NotRegistered> he went to court and got a cbo
40:00 <British^Meat> evidence
40:00 <British^Meat> Cheers mate
40:00 <Picard> lol
40:00 <Picard> fucking gold
41:00 <NotRegistered> Bastardly_One now lives in a homeless shelter with other paedos
41:00 <Picard> i notice he doesnt defend himself
41:00 <NotRegistered> Bastardly_One got himself a cheap laptop from cashies so he could still look at kiddie porn
42:00 <Picard> thats sick
42:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=FsZIO-vmn3c
42:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Flashdance - Final Dance (Dec 2, 2011) 4:49 - Category: Film & Animation - 4,834,903 - 11,865 likes (95.8%), 525 dislikes (4.2%)
42:00 <TheRon> flashbeer
42:00 <NotRegistered> Bastardly_One is a paedophile and should be reported to the ballarat police station
42:00 <British^Meat> so do it then....
43:00 <TheRon> stop being a douche
43:00 <Picard> lol
43:00 <Picard> who is NotRegistered???
43:00 <tooheys> lol
43:00 <British^Meat> why isnt he reporting him? I D G I
43:00 <TheRon> logic doesn't enter it
44:00 <NotRegistered> if you ever wondered why Bastardly_One always wants to know things about your family or your kids, its because hes a paedophile
45:00 <TheRon> what a feeling, keep believing!
45:00 <tooheys> if u got caught with child porn im pretty sure youd get more than a cbo
45:00 <TheRon> take your passion and make it happen
45:00 <NotRegistered> do not trust this aids carrier, he will damage your childrens life
46:00 <NotRegistered> tooheys how would you know that? only a paedo would know
46:00 <British^Meat> oi
46:00 <British^Meat> if u can make up stuff so can tooheys
46:00 <British^Meat> and me if i want
46:00 <NotRegistered> we'ver all seen who you are British^Meat
46:00 <TheRon> it takes a pedo to know a pedo and NotRegistered you seem like a pedo
46:00 <Ana_Ng> if your channel was out of the 90-
46:00 <Ana_Ng> 90s
46:00 <NotRegistered> youre a loner jerking off to men
46:00 <Ana_Ng> there would have been a ban 
47:00 <TheRon> i know
47:00 <TheRon> it goes on all the time
47:00 <NotRegistered> TheRon arnt you that old paedo that just keeps going?
47:00 <Ana_Ng> you need more ops
47:00 <NotRegistered> oh no plz ban him hes making me look like a paedo
47:00 <TheRon> everybody get loose, footloose
47:00 <NotRegistered> my life is over ppl;lz
47:00 <NotRegistered> plz bvan him
47:00 <tooheys> NotRegistered is a gay pedophile who go around callign other people pedophiles to try and cover up what he does
47:00 <British^Meat> lol
48:00 <British^Meat> let me do one....
48:00 <slinky_J> mm chicken
48:00 <NotRegistered> tooheys loves to put things in his bum hole
48:00 <British^Meat> Notregistered WAS KICKEWD OUT OF THE ARMY FOR BEING SLIGHTLY GAY
48:00 <tooheys> NotRegistered wanks over little boys dicks
48:00 <TheRon> slinky_J: fury with brad pitt?
48:00 <NotRegistered> yeahhhh come at me bru
48:00 <slinky_J> fury?
48:00 <British^Meat> Notregistered created ebola for years of not showering
48:00 <TheRon> the movie
49:00 <British^Meat> Notregistered actually IS mad bro....
49:00 <NotRegistered> British^Meat has a little dick and its never been used
49:00 <faux> WOOOOO DRAGONS 
49:00 <tooheys> NotRegistered has fucked so many boys that his dick has a permanent brown stain on it
49:00 <TheRon> a win?
49:00 <British^Meat> ahhh, that was dumb, im done
49:00 <faux> 36-4
49:00 <TheRon> nice
49:00 <faux> Oops I mean 34-6
50:00 <TheRon> oh 2 points
50:00 <TheRon> richmond is in the eight
50:00 <faux> Take that Fez!
50:00 <tooheys> TheRon, after next week they wont be
50:00 <TheRon> good
50:00 <TheRon> 9th again
51:00 <tooheys> useless cunts should have actually tried in the first half of the season
52:00 <British^Meat> y is blums not using irc anymore?
52:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=_JoZS6LgqYI
52:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Bee Gees - You Should Be Dancing (Apr 15, 2010) 4:15 - Category: Music - 9,998,953 - 25,969 likes (98.4%), 421 dislikes (1.6%)
53:00 <tooheys> you listen to some strange music TheRon 
53:00 <Bastardly_One> where's this from?
53:00 <NotRegistered> http://imgur.com/wBtfumu British^Meat
54:00 <Bastardly_One> British^Meat should know
54:00 <NotRegistered> http://imgur.com/wBtfumu British^Meat
54:00 <TheRon> excellent
54:00 <Bastardly_One> I want one
54:00 <Bastardly_One> https://fantees.com.au/smoke-kipper
54:00 <mandyjane> Heu
54:00 <mandyjane> Hey
54:00 <NotRegistered> Bastardly_One now lives in a homeless shelter with other paedos
54:00 <tooheys> hi mandyjane 
54:00 <NotRegistered> Bastardly_One is a paedophile, he admitted the cops took his pc but didnt have enough to charge him, all this means the cops didnt find his usb stick which has all his kiddie porn on
55:00 <slinky_J> meh
56:00 <slinky_J> i stalk goats at the zoo n take pics of their kids
56:00 <tooheys> looking forward to spaghetti carbonara for tea tonight 
56:00 <mandyjane> Hi tooheys 
56:00 <mandyjane> Hey slinky_J 
56:00 <mandyjane> We having sweet n sour pork with rice
56:00 <tooheys> nice
56:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=A_sY2rjxq6M
56:00 <TheRon> my funeral song
56:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Trammps - Disco Inferno (Dec 14, 2008) 0 - Category: Music - 12,867,024 - 33,107 likes (98.3%), 587 dislikes (1.7%)
57:00 <tooheys> i might have a couple more beers 
57:00 <TheRon> it helps
57:00 <NotRegistered> Bastardly_One is a paedophile, he admitted the cops took his pc but didnt have enough to charge him, all this means the cops didnt find his usb stick which has all his kiddie porn on
57:00 <tooheys> fuck off NotRegistered u sound like a broken record cunt
57:00 <NotRegistered> u fuk off cunt
57:00 <NotRegistered> illl kill u with my bare hands
57:00 <mandyjane> Serenity: 
57:00 <TheRon> NotRegistered: is a closet pedo
57:00 <mandyjane> ^
58:00 <NotRegistered> Bastardly_One is a paedophile, he admitted the c0ps took his pc but didnt have enough to charge him, all this means the cops didnt find his usb stick which has all his kiddie porn on
59:00 <faux> http://m.dailylife.com.au/life-and-love/love,-sex-and-relationships/i-was-scammed-out-of-thousands-by-my-online-lovers-20140821-3e2jh.html
59:00 <faux> Looool
59:00 <faux> Idiot
00:00 <NotRegistered> looooL
00:00 <faux> You think he'd learn the first time... Then meets another chick online and gives her $11000
00:00 <faux> good 1
00:00 <tooheys> dickhead
00:00 <NotRegistered> Bastardly_One is a paedophile, he admitted the c0ps took his pc but didnt have enough to charge him, all this means the cops didnt find his usb stick which has all his kiddie porn on
00:00 <tooheys> hard to feel any sympathy for him isnt it
00:00 <faux> yup
01:00 <damio> making a fem dating profile now
01:00 <faux> It happened like 3 times or something 
01:00 <faux> LOL damio
01:00 <damio> *rubs hands together
01:00 <tooheys> thats not a bad idea actually damio
01:00 <damio> let's get this gullible nerd a 3rd time
01:00 <thestig> should of spent it on hookers and drugs
01:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MH6TJU0qWoY
01:00 <NotRegistered> Bastardly_One is a paedophile, he admitted the cops took his pc but didnt have enough to charge him, all this means the c0ps didnt find his usb stick which has all his kiddie porn on
01:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Verve - Lucky Man (Feb 28, 2009) 4:53 - Category: Music - 10,533,179 - 45,982 likes (98.5%), 705 dislikes (1.5%)
02:00 <tooheys> fuck off NotRegistered u annoying cunt
02:00 <NotRegistered> u fuk off cunt
02:00 <Simwolf> ¬_¬
02:00 <ATS63> Where'd bradd pitts go? :(
03:00 <ATS63> I miss his stupid face
04:00 <doctor> he's gone back to the factory so they can recycle him
04:00 <ATS63> I hope they don't make another fight club
05:00 <NotRegistered> http://imgur.com/nLKSKYt Bastardly_One
05:00 <TheRon> whats the first rule fo fight club
05:00 <ATS63> Faggotry
05:00 <NotRegistered> Bastardly_One is a paedophile, he admitted the cops took his pc but didnt have enough to charge him, all this means the c0ps didnt find his usb stick which has all his kiddie porn on
05:00 <TheRiddler> hallo
05:00 <TheRon> we're not suppposed to talk about fight club
06:00 <NotRegistered> http://imgur.com/nLKSKYt Bastardly_One
06:00 <TheRon> see the rain at the mcg
06:00 <NotRegistered> Bastardly_One is a paedophile, he admitted the cops took his pc but didnt have en0ugh to charge him, all this means the cops didnt find his usb stick which has all his kiddie porn on
06:00 <tooheys> hi TheRiddler 
06:00 <TheRon> NotRegistered: enough seriously
06:00 <tooheys> hows it going
06:00 <NotRegistered> Look at this image http://imgur.com/nLKSKYt Bastardly_One
08:00 <ATS63> NotRegistered: http://thefullpint.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/Count.jpg
08:00 <tooheys> NotRegistered is a cunt
08:00 <NotRegistered> ATS63: http://imgur.com/nLKSKYt
08:00 <ATS63> As much as I think B1 is a fag, I still do not care
08:00 <NotRegistered> Bastardly_One is a paedophile, he admitted the cops took his computer but didnt have en0ugh to charge him, all this means the cops didnt find his usb stick which has all his kiddie porn on
09:00 <TheRon> he's the cunt of an infected african woman
09:00 <beehhh>  all girls are upto something not good
09:00 <tooheys> NotRegistered is in the guinness book of records for having the worlds loosest asshole
09:00 <Ana_Ng> wow
09:00 <Ana_Ng> you need some ops 
09:00 <NotRegistered> this image http://imgur.com/nLKSKYt Bastardly_One
10:00 <Ana_Ng> i knew this channel was shitty
10:00 <TheRon> just one particular douche
10:00 <NotRegistered> Bastardly_One is a paedophile, he admitted the cops took his computer but didnt have en0ugh to charge him, all this means the cops didnt find his usb stick which has all of his porn on it of young children
10:00 <Ana_Ng> but this is beyond
10:00 <TheRon> thats the one
12:00 <ATS63> NotRegistered: can you please keep repeating that for several months. B1 might leave if you persist
12:00 <NotRegistered> Bastardly_One is a paedophile, he admitted the cops took his computer but didnt have en0ugh to charge him, all this means the cops didnt find his usb stick which has all of his porn on it of young children
12:00 <beehhh> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8mTG6mZbF4I
12:00 <ATS63> Ana_Ng doesn't understand :(
12:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: OAKMAN | Porcelain (Final Chill Out Mix) (Jan 31, 2013) 3:33 - Category: Music - 4,775 - 22 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
12:00 <NotRegistered> Did you see this image http://imgur.com/nLKSKYt Bastardly_One
12:00 <TheRiddler> someone ban NotRegistered
13:00 <NotRegistered> yeah someone ban me caquse i cant use ignore im a faggot
13:00 <Doodle> are you?
13:00 <NotRegistered> doodle
13:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=ZWmrfgj0MZI
13:00 <TheRiddler> oh
13:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Massive Attack - Unfinished Sympathy (Mar 6, 2009) 5:21 - Category: Music - 11,692,785 - 49,694 likes (98.5%), 770 dislikes (1.5%)
13:00 <ATS63> NotRegistered: ever had a docking challenge?
13:00 <TheRiddler> a faggot
14:00 <NotRegistered> TheRiddler
14:00 <TheRon> i challenge NotRegistered to the als ice bucket challenge
14:00 <NotRegistered> wheres your video of you using a butt plug on your bum hole?
14:00 <slinky_J> NotRegistered how awesome am i
14:00 <TheRon> serenity please
14:00 <TheRon> stebie
14:00 <TheRon> simba
14:00 <TheRon> chanop
14:00 <Doodle> baby jesus
15:00 <TheRon> NotRegistered: makes baby jesus cry
15:00 <NotRegistered> yeah serenity stebie simba chanop blackdevil kynetic webby longie
15:00 <TheRon> what a prick
15:00 <NotRegistered> ban me
15:00 <ATS63> Is ChanOP still a mIRC script?
15:00 <beehhh> asshole
15:00 <NotRegistered> Did you see this image http://imgur.com/nLKSKYt Bastardly_One
16:00 <NotRegistered> Bastardly_One is a paedophile, he admitted the cops took his computer but didnt have enough to charge him, all this means the cops didnt find his usb stick which has all of his p0rn on it of young children
16:00 <Doodle> lol
16:00 <Doodle> okkkk
17:00 <NotRegistered> serenity stebie simba chanop blackdevil kynetic webby longie serenity stebie simba chanop blackdevil kynetic webby longie serenity stebie simba chanop blackdevil kynetic webby longie serenity stebie simba chanop blackdevil kynetic webby longie serenity stebie simba chanop blackdevil kynetic webby longie serenity stebie simba chanop blackdevil kynetic webby longie
17:00 <Doodle> i dont understand what is going on here
17:00 <damio> b1 bein exposed
17:00 <TheRon> i smell fuckwit
17:00 <damio> lks lyk
17:00 <Doodle> lol
17:00 <NotRegistered> did u c this image http://imgur.com/nLKSKYt Bastardly_One
17:00 <Doodle> exposed
18:00 <NotRegistered> Bastardly_One is a paedophile, he admitted the cops took his computer but didnt have enough to charge him, all this means the cops didnt find his usb stick which has all of his p0rn on it of young children
18:00 <TheRon> no op bastard is awake thats the problem
19:00 <stebie> hello
19:00 <TheRon> thank u
19:00 <ATS63> http://www.xvideos.com/video456161/worlds_biggest_vagina_where_guy_insert_his_head
19:00 <TheRon> good to see someone is on the ball
19:00 <beehhh> all asian
20:00 <LolinFirf> beehhh: are you racist?
21:00 <TheRon> the sandpeople will be and in greater numbers
21:00 <ATS63> sandpeople are boat people but I'm not sure how that works cause they're allergic to water
22:00 <TheRon> they march in single file to hide their numbers
22:00 <LolinFirf> lol wow the racism in this room
22:00 <LolinFirf> rofl
22:00 <LolinFirf> amazing
23:00 <ATS63> sand isn't a race?
23:00 <ATS63> Neither are boats
23:00 <damio> skype:damiancullen88
24:00 <Lumeah> what are you doing lol :P
24:00 <LolinFirf> hey lumeah do you miss pieter?
24:00 <LolinFirf> aren't you his girlfriend?
25:00 <TheRiddler> LolinFirf never misses a pieter's nightly love
25:00 <TheRiddler> -a
25:00 <TheRon> She came from Greece she had a thirst for knowledge She studied sculpture at Saint Martin's College, that's where I caught her eye.  She told me that her Dad was loaded I said in that case I'll have a rum and coke-cola.  She said fine and in thirty seconds time she said, I want to live like common people I want to do whatever common people do, I want to sleep
26:00 <Matthew> MADONNA
26:00 <TheRon> maurice pulp common people
26:00 <Maurice> I wanna live like common people
26:00 <Maurice> I wanna do whatever common people do
27:00 <TheRon> i wann sleep with common people
27:00 <slinky_J> <ATS63> sandpeople are boat people but I'm not sure how that works cause they're allergic to water
27:00 <slinky_J> LMAO
27:00 <damio> lata lsersz
27:00 <slinky_J> NIGGER
27:00 <ATS63> slinky_J: https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=10154464773880112
28:00 <slinky_J> fkn
28:00 <slinky_J> this asian cunt on compass
28:00 <TheRon> you listen to those people
29:00 <TheRon> i've stopped listening to scott morrison he talks so much shit
29:00 <TheRon> joe hocley has no clue
31:00 <slinky_J> hahaha ATS63
31:00 <slinky_J> that bitch loves real life gta
32:00 <TheRon> Now, Andy did you hear about this one? Tell me, are you locked in the punch? Andy are you goofing on Elvis? Hey, baby Are we losing touch?  If you believed they put a man on the moon Man on the moon If you believe there's nothing up his sleeve Then nothing is cool
34:00 <Picard_away> oh my
34:00 <LolinFirf> hey Picard_away 
34:00 <LolinFirf> how was dinner mate
34:00 <Picard> it was ok
34:00 <Picard> nothing special
34:00 <Picard> steak, asparagus,brocolli,snow peas
34:00 <TheRon> no fresh seafood
35:00 <LolinFirf> b1 is mad at you
35:00 <Picard> little hard to get fresh seafood in mildura mate
35:00 <Picard> Bastardly_One is an angry bitter old man
35:00 <ATS63> slinky_J: did you notice her white suit? Pimped
35:00 <Picard> the system hasnt been kind to him
35:00 <TheRon> fresh trout?
35:00 <Picard> no trout in the Murray
35:00 <TheRon> carp?
35:00 <Picard> plenty of those bastards
36:00 <Picard> some real nice Murray Perch if you are lucky
36:00 <TheRon> how lucky?
36:00 <Picard> and i think Cod season has just opened
36:00 <Picard> not a lot of luck actually
36:00 <ATS63> The murray must be conserved or it'll be overrun by sand/boat people
36:00 <Picard> lol ATS63
36:00 <Picard> i dont think so
37:00 <Matthew> Bette Davis... we love you
37:00 <Picard> although the gooks do come here by the bus load and fish illegally and sell it back in melbourne 
37:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gGdGFtwCNBE
37:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Killers - Mr. Brightside (Jun 16, 2009) 3:48 - Category: Music - 88,127,678 - 276,318 likes (98.2%), 5,143 dislikes (1.8%)
38:00 <slinky_J> hmm
39:00 <Picard> fuck bette davis
39:00 <ATS63> I remember the gooks when I was in nam. Saw so many messed up things
39:00 <ATS63> Was a nice holiday but
39:00 <Picard> lol nam
39:00 <Picard> googling overseas destinations isnt a real holiday mate
40:00 <Doodle> isnt it :(
40:00 <Picard> nuh Doodle, you gotta really live it and feel it
41:00 <Doodle> damn
41:00 <slinky_J> dr who on soon woot
41:00 <Picard> realy?
41:00 <Picard> who is the doctor?
41:00 <Doodle> f1 tonight
41:00 <Doodle> GO RICCIARDO
41:00 <Picard> you mean B1?
42:00 <Doodle> huh
42:00 <Picard> isnt it good not to have that muppet butting in to a conversation
42:00 <Picard> Doodle what is your favourite sport?
42:00 <Doodle> motorsport
42:00 <Picard> oh ok
42:00 <Picard> i would never of picked that
42:00 <ATS63> Finally we can have intelligent conversation about gooks and niggers
43:00 <Picard> lol ATS63
43:00 <Doodle> i used to play basketball so i guess thats a close second
43:00 <Doodle> but i dont follow it anymore
43:00 <Picard> ok
43:00 <slinky_J> i hope the cgi sabre cats in this movie have sex
43:00 <slinky_J> *jerks off*
43:00 <Picard> Die Another Day is on tonight, gotta love halle berry
44:00 <slinky_J> eewwww
44:00 <beehhh> asian century and cliver palmer
44:00 <Picard> slinky_J pics please
44:00 <slinky_J> u can have her
44:00 <slinky_J> lol
44:00 <Picard> wtf slinky_J
44:00 <slinky_J> watching ice age 3 or 4 or some shit
44:00 <Picard> she was aweseom in that
44:00 <slinky_J> i dont mind blacks that look more caucasian than black but ive never liked her :/
44:00 <Doodle> lol
45:00 <Picard> lol
45:00 <slinky_J> he he
45:00 <Doodle> just when you thought racism couldnt get anymore racismer
45:00 <Picard> she is hot
45:00 <slinky_J> how is that racist
45:00 <Picard> i dont give a fuck if she is black or white
45:00 <Doodle> [19:44] <slinky_J> i dont mind blacks that look more caucasian than black
45:00 <slinky_J> yer
45:00 <Picard> ive fucked a sudanese chic
45:00 <slinky_J> i wasnt being racist
45:00 <Doodle> meaning you dont like blacks who look black
45:00 <Picard> her skin was silky smooth
45:00 <slinky_J> no
46:00 <Doodle> fuckin honkies
46:00 <ATS63> slinky_J: does this mean you liked michael jackson?
46:00 <slinky_J> just saying im attracted to some
46:00 <slinky_J> blacks that look more caucasian than black
46:00 <slinky_J> but not her
46:00 <Doodle> lol
46:00 <Doodle> i'm just playing the role of offended jiggaboo
46:00 <Picard> so u like white black people???
46:00 <Doodle> o lawdy
46:00 <slinky_J> fk no man
46:00 <slinky_J> u ever see an albino african
47:00 <Picard> slinky_J u racist bastard
47:00 <Picard> im not racist, i hate all cunts equally
47:00 <slinky_J> haha
47:00 <slinky_J> these days if a white person admits to not feeling attracted to another ethnicity its racism
47:00 <Picard> like i mean if someone is white and a cunt they are just a cunt
47:00 <Picard> same can happen with a gook,nigga etc
47:00 <ATS63> Picard: you just hate cunts cause you never get any
48:00 <Doodle> :o
48:00 <Doodle> snap
48:00 <slinky_J> seventy percent of the world are non caucasian
48:00 <slinky_J> so go figure
48:00 <slinky_J> :P
48:00 <ATS63> I swear half of gay men are gay for that reason
48:00 <Picard> lol
48:00 <slinky_J> gay to be gay
49:00 <Picard> negro american is a domionant gene, in years to come americans will mostly be black
49:00 <Picard> dominant*
49:00 <slinky_J> yer by like 2070 caucasians will be the minority in the usa
50:00 <ATS63> White people can't fuck?
51:00 <ATS63> http://i.imgur.com/qel8Guz.png
51:00 <Picard> no ATS63, their cocks are way to small compared to a nigga
51:00 <slinky_J> lol
51:00 <slinky_J> nigger
51:00 <Picard> they just dont do it right
58:00 <slinky_J> id like to root a blackie
58:00 <ATS63> Meh. Its weird
58:00 <slinky_J> is it?
58:00 <ATS63> The colours are all wrong
58:00 <slinky_J> haha
58:00 <slinky_J> i imagine doggystyle and am put off
58:00 <ATS63> I mean as in you look inside her vagina and its pink... but black on the outside
58:00 <ATS63> Or white palms
59:00 <ATS63> Just seems weird
59:00 <Picard> abo chics stink
59:00 <slinky_J> unless like we invaded their country and i had no morals and raped one
59:00 <Picard> they have this weird smell
59:00 <ATS63> The abo's I've fucked have been okay
59:00 <ATS63> Except they've all had tiny boobs. Meh
59:00 <slinky_J> eeww
00:00 <slinky_J> i guess its sex so 
00:00 <Picard> lol
00:00 <tooheys> lol
01:00 <Picard> beats using ya hand slinky_J?
01:00 <Picard> tooheys has done heaps of black chics
01:00 <slinky_J> well if ur not looking directly into the abo eyes
01:00 <slinky_J> at the abo face
01:00 <slinky_J> vom
01:00 <tooheys> i havent actually i have only done one
01:00 <Picard> lol
01:00 <Picard> lies tooheys
01:00 <slinky_J> lol
01:00 <Picard> thats not what ya mum is saying :P
02:00 <tooheys> i wouldnt do an abo
02:00 <ATS63> hehehe
02:00 <tooheys> ive heard they use beer bottles full of flies as vibrators
02:00 <slinky_J> ahahaha
02:00 <ATS63> I keep getting a recurring memory of this pregnant abo chick begging for money and sex not that long ago
02:00 <ATS63> Seems hilarious
02:00 <slinky_J> it is
02:00 <slinky_J> hope her n her babby r dead
03:00 <Picard> lol
03:00 <ATS63> "Hey bruzz lets go back to your place and fuck" "No thanks" "Okay, can you give me $20"
03:00 <Picard> is the old cunt dead?
03:00 <slinky_J> twenty
03:00 <slinky_J> steep as
03:00 <ATS63> Massively preggers too
03:00 <slinky_J> did you say "maybe if you were a homeless white student id give you twenty dollars"
03:00 <ATS63> I had to be nice cause it was at work :(
03:00 <Picard> i got offered sex for money
04:00 <Picard> bitch i know told me i could fuk her every week any way i wanted if id help pay her bills lol
04:00 <slinky_J> SHH B NICE
04:00 <slinky_J> dang girls ruin everything
04:00 <slinky_J> out!
04:00 <ATS63> Picard: any bitch will do that, thats why they're bitches
04:00 <Picard> yeah guess so
05:00 <Picard> even marreid we pay one way or another
05:00 <ATS63> If they pay their own bills and still fuck you, then she's a woman
05:00 <slinky_J> did uno that Ke$ha was born with a tail
05:00 <slinky_J> gross
05:00 <Picard> lol slinky_J
05:00 <slinky_J> daye diggs was born with twelve fingers
05:00 <slinky_J> damon wayans was born with glub foot
05:00 <ATS63> I was born a massive cunt :)
05:00 <slinky_J> taye*
05:00 <slinky_J> club*
06:00 <Picard> and slinky_J was born stupid :)
06:00 <tooheys> hi nerdygirl 
07:00 <slinky_J> y was i born stupid
07:00 <slinky_J> i was born innocent
07:00 <ATS63> Thats weird. I didn't realise Geelong was on the other side of port phillip. I must alter my openttd scenario
07:00 <ATS63> I has an oil refinery there :/
08:00 <slinky_J> howcome our second Bachelor is an islander
09:00 <slinky_J> being the bachelor would be dope, all those despo bitches
09:00 <tooheys> yeah being the bachelor would be pretty cool
10:00 <tooheys> i wouldnt say no to going on there
10:00 <slinky_J> yer, this dude is all moral tho
10:00 <slinky_J> no way he'd cop a gobbie or force one on the show pff
12:00 <Picard> <slinky_J> y was i born stupid  <---thats a question you should ask yourself every morning
13:00 <Picard> Mew
13:00 <Mew> Pandadad
13:00 <Picard> yes
14:00 <Picard> does anyone watch modern family?
15:00 <ATS63> I'm sure some do
15:00 <tooheys> no its shit
15:00 <slinky_J> <Picard> <slinky_J> y was i born stupid  <---thats a question you should ask yourself every morning <- y was i born stupid?
15:00 <slinky_J> hahahaha
16:00 <Mew> cos your dad and your brother are the same person
16:00 <Picard> lol
17:00 <JonKoppenhaver> Skirmish
17:00 <JonKoppenhaver> Skirmish: how are you?
17:00 <Skirmish> I am well.
18:00 <Skirmish> This internet connection is going to make me cry though. 
19:00 <Picard> Skirmish is a nice person
19:00 <Picard> i hope Phuket has decent net connection
19:00 <Picard> i need to skype the kids each night
20:00 <tooheys> hahaha
20:00 <tooheys> http://31.media.tumblr.com/eacdf7db31b3e8be48dc94ffa049a1c5/tumblr_n9vd5tk5GU1qjnhqgo1_500.jpg
26:00 <slinky_J> y would u want to do that
27:00 <beehhh> do what
27:00 <beehhh> should i have few beers or should i go workout
28:00 <Picard> why would i want to skype my kids?
28:00 <Mew> can't you just talk to slinky_j on here?
29:00 <TheRiddler> .
29:00 <beehhh> flaxseed oil helps ADHD
29:00 <slinky_J> no
30:00 <beehhh> sylvester stallone still a hunk
31:00 <beehhh> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sylvester_Stallone
31:00 <slinky_J> N O
31:00 <Picard> Mew at least DHS didnt take my kids u drug fucked bitch. now shut the fuck up
32:00 <Mew> Lmao
32:00 <TheRiddler> someone is angry
33:00 <TheRiddler> are you pmsing Picard?
33:00 <beehhh> trust wiki
33:00 <beehhh> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jacqui_Lambie
35:00 <beehhh> gotta go norell is waiting for my head job
35:00 <tooheys> that escalated quickly
35:00 <beehhh> see you tonight
38:00 <Picard> hrrmmm
41:00 <Lish> No thanks 
41:00 <Picard> awww cmon
50:00 <Picard> hrrrmmmmm
51:00 <Zade> how was church Picard?
52:00 <Picard> amazing, i put $5 on the collection plate and took $50 out 
52:00 <Picard> i can feed the family for a few days now
52:00 <Lish> Church??
52:00 <Picard> yes Lish, i attend church every sunday
53:00 <Lish> Really?
53:00 <Zade> good work Picard
53:00 <Picard> yes
53:00 <Lish> Why
53:00 <Lumeah> rof
56:00 <Picard> why do i go to church?
56:00 <Lish> Yuh
56:00 <Picard> i say thankyou to god for my life
56:00 <tooheys> fuck you rainbow road
57:00 <Picard> no
58:00 <Lish> Oh
58:00 <Lish> What does he say back
58:00 <BlackDevil> Picard spread your ass cheeks for us
59:00 <Student> ha ha
00:00 <Robina> GAMETRADERES ROBINA
00:00 <tooheys> anyone want to join me and British^Meat on mario kart 8
01:00 <Loof> i wish
01:00 <Loof> no wii :(
01:00 <BlackDevil> san fransico had a 6.0 earthquake
02:00 <TheRiddler> my wii u isn't connected
03:00 <tooheys> connect it TheRiddler 
04:00 <LolinFirf> Picard: why do people hate you?
05:00 <TheRiddler> he ate all the pizza
10:00 <Zade> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8dz9QpG8sTI
10:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Matt Darey - Liberation - Fly like An Angel (Remix) (Jul 31, 2007) 7:12 - Category: Music - 172,370 - 503 likes (97.7%), 12 dislikes (2.3%)
11:00 <Aphox> yo
11:00 <Lumeah> sup
11:00 <Aphox> how r u
12:00 <Lumeah> yeah ok
12:00 <Picard> LolinFirf i only hate some people
13:00 <ATS63> Asians and blacks?
14:00 <Picard> no
14:00 <ATS63> Fucking racist
14:00 <Picard> i really hate stupid people
18:00 <Bastardly_One> must pretty much despise yourself then Pictard
20:00 <Lish> Someone do the dishes for me
20:00 <Student> and what are you willing to do for them?
21:00 <JonKoppenhaver> TheRiddler I'm hearing some pretty eerie stuff about you loser
21:00 <JonKoppenhaver> What's with the butt plugs and the sniffing?
21:00 <TheRiddler> dont knock it
22:00 <TheRiddler> especially the sniffing
22:00 <TheRiddler> lol
22:00 <TheRiddler> smells like your mum
24:00 <JonKoppenhaver> You are a really sick little freak huh?
24:00 <JonKoppenhaver> god
24:00 <JonKoppenhaver> I just thought you were a loser
24:00 <JonKoppenhaver> You are fucked up man
24:00 <JonKoppenhaver> seek help
25:00 <zaim> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I0UyvtubbTA
25:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Stefano Noferini - Extraluv (Loco & Jam Remix) [Deeperfect Records] (Jul 29, 2014) 7:31 - Category: Music - 2,287 - 32 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
25:00 <zaim> bit of tech
25:00 <TheRiddler> hai jewel
26:00 <TheRiddler> I dont have butt plugs 
26:00 <TheRiddler> tho I've been thinking of getting 1 lol
26:00 <Jewel> hey TheRiddler
26:00 <TheRiddler> :p
26:00 <Jewel> :)
26:00 <Jewel> interesting
27:00 <BlackDevil> Bastardly_One
27:00 <BlackDevil> http://shooshtime.com/webcam-girls/whats-a-guatemalan-tit-job-look-like_128130/
27:00 <Picard> ahhh Bastardly_One is still lurking 
27:00 <Picard> is that how you catch your prey?
27:00 <BlackDevil> he caught my heart
28:00 <Picard> lol
28:00 <TheRiddler> atleast he can catch it
28:00 <TheRiddler> you'd die of a heart attack if you even tried
28:00 <BlackDevil> he makes my heart stop
29:00 <ATS63> BlackDevil: hahaha why the fuck would anyone do that
29:00 <BlackDevil> because giant boobs ATS63
29:00 <Bonny> ATS63 your heart stops when you're in love
30:00 <ATS63> Gaay
30:00 <BlackDevil> he is talking about the video Bonny
30:00 <Bonny> yah
30:00 <Bonny> what video? lol
30:00 <BlackDevil> boobies
30:00 <BlackDevil> the boobie video
30:00 <Bonny> oh ok
31:00 <Bonny> I just checked out the channel's stats page.. isn't there a time when b1 isn't here chatting?
31:00 <Serenity> lol no
31:00 <Bonny> lol
31:00 <ATS63> Yes. We had someone repeating some crap earlier
31:00 <BlackDevil> when he is asleep
31:00 <Serenity> also hi
31:00 <BlackDevil> or shopping
31:00 <ATS63> 19:14 < NotRegistered> Did you see this image http://imgur.com/nLKSKYt Bastardly_One
31:00 <Bonny> hiya, Serenity
31:00 <Picard> lol
31:00 <Serenity> hahahaha
32:00 <Serenity> now hes gonna have to reg his nick
32:00 <BlackDevil> doesnt even work
32:00 <BlackDevil> lol
32:00 <Serenity> those stats arent up to date either so hes probably got more lines
32:00 <TheRiddler> narly
32:00 <Bonny> yeah and on 24/7..
33:00 <Aphox> ey
33:00 <Bonny> he tops all the time of day stats too lol
33:00 <Jewel> stebie is on a roll
33:00 <Serenity> hes got more lines than #2 and #3 put together
33:00 <Bonny> I know eh lol
34:00 <Serenity> lol
34:00 <BlackDevil> ohhhh im number 14
34:00 <BlackDevil> epic
34:00 <Serenity> and both slinky_J and I talk a fuck load
34:00 <xm> and a lot of that would be YT descripts
34:00 <xm> BlackDevil
34:00 <Serenity> ^
34:00 <BlackDevil> 90% of it is
34:00 <xm> not to mention your average line lengths
34:00 <xm> without YT it'd be less than 6 letters
34:00 <BlackDevil> also Serenity should of stripped the nick status
34:00 <Serenity> its not my stats dude
34:00 <Aphox> ah ok
34:00 <BlackDevil> @+%
35:00 <Serenity> like id know how to do stats
35:00 <BlackDevil> there is an app that does it
35:00 <BlackDevil> if you look at the bottom of the page
35:00 <Aphox> i'm looking
35:00 <Bonny> yeah that app has been around for years
35:00 <Aphox> idon't see anything
35:00 <Bonny> all you do is feed the logs to it
35:00 <Serenity> yes but it has to be attached to a bot
36:00 <Serenity> and all this code shit
36:00 <Serenity> to make it do it automatically
36:00 <Serenity> which happens to have sharted its self atm
36:00 <Bonny> lol
36:00 <xm> ill write a script to do it but my logs for #melb dont go that far
36:00 <Lish> lol
37:00 <Lish> Nerd ;) 
37:00 <xm> probably go a bit deeper than those stats too
37:00 <Serenity> paul does it all its his shit
37:00 <xm> such as linking up nicks based on linguistic patterns alone 
37:00 <Serenity> he knows what hes doing
37:00 <BlackDevil> BlackDevil didn't know when to stop typing, averaging 98 letters per line.
37:00 <Lish> I'd like to see that xm
38:00 <Aphox> yeah ok
38:00 <MadScientist> LOOOL @ BlackDevil giving advice
38:00 <MadScientist> thats so cute
39:00 <BlackDevil> who said i give advice?
39:00 <MadScientist> *07:35:00 PM* <%BlackDevil> also Serenity should of stripped the nick status <-- right there
40:00 <BlackDevil> because she is a stripper
40:00 <BlackDevil> lol
40:00 <Picard> who is notregistered?
40:00 <xm> BlackDevil, should i wash my reds with whites? i dont mean laundry. i mean wine. your speciality
40:00 <Serenity> yeah im a stripper thats how i got my 4 kids
40:00 <xm> you seem drunk or something at times
40:00 <Picard> really?
40:00 <Student> ha h a
40:00 <Bonny> brb
40:00 <Picard> sounds hot Serenity
41:00 <BlackDevil> you can mix all the colors together xm
41:00 <Serenity> yeah 4 kids 4 daddies
41:00 <Serenity> once black ones asian
41:00 <Serenity> ones a red head
41:00 <Picard> want number 5?
41:00 <BlackDevil> it will be fine as long as you use plenty of bleach and hot water
41:00 <xm> BlackDevil, will it make all the shirts look like paddlepops?
41:00 <Aphox> I've got $82 of thai baht
41:00 <Aphox> lets do some crazy shit
41:00 <BlackDevil> nothing will happen xm
42:00 <xm> ok. ill take your advice. you have plenty of rainbow flags that you wash. i trust your experience
42:00 <Aphox> ah
42:00 <Aphox> i will do crazy things for $82 in aud baht
43:00 <Jewel> ooo gay attak
43:00 <xm> im just trying to get BlackDevil in the mood for Q{
44:00 <xm> Q{ has been complaining lately that BlackDevil has lost the passion in bed
44:00 <Aphox> typical
45:00 <Jewel> BlackDevil has good passion in bed
45:00 <xm> i make BlackDevil angry to get him going. i get z-line immunity at all times. and Q{ is a satisfied customer
45:00 <xm> everyone is happy in the end
47:00 <Jewel> :)
47:00 <Aphox> i'm not 
48:00 <Jewel> see not everyone is happy
49:00 <Aphox> thats right
49:00 <Aphox> my turbo blew off my car
49:00 <Aphox> how is blackdevil going to make that right
50:00 <Jewel> :(
50:00 <TheRiddler> maybe you should learn to drive
50:00 <TheRiddler> :p
50:00 <Student> by filling form for centerlink support? ;)
50:00 <Jewel> yes how
50:00 <Aphox> it's true
50:00 <Jewel> lol
51:00 <Aphox> you hit 7k rpm on an 8cyl and the turbo flies off
51:00 <xm> his advice would be chuck it back in, put a brick on top, and start driving on the right lane
52:00 <TheRiddler> ditch the turbo for a supercharger
53:00 <Aphox> engines be women
53:00 <Student> how do supercharger works?
53:00 <Aphox> they work when they work
53:00 <Jewel> weird example
53:00 <Skirmish> If you let a car get to 7k revs then you're not a very good driver.
54:00 <Student> 7krpm and that too on 8 cylinders ;)
54:00 <Aphox> Perhaps not on a EF falcon 8 cyl
54:00 <Aphox> but on a race balanced and blue printed high compression engine you should be looking at 11k rpm
55:00 <xm> student have you ever fed your goat khat to turbo charge it
55:00 <Lish> lol
55:00 <Picard> lol ef falcon
55:00 <Skirmish> You're quite the story teller Aphox.
55:00 <Student> ha ha 
55:00 <Aphox> prove me wrong please Skirmish, I look forward to it
56:00 <Skirmish> You've already done that with your magical story. 
56:00 <Picard> fantasy land 
56:00 <Student> ha ha 
56:00 <Picard> a few here live it
57:00 <Aphox> ah sorry
57:00 <Aphox> i'll ignore your lack of any facts and evidence and accept it
57:00 <Aphox> all good
57:00 <Skirmish> I accept your apology. 
57:00 <Skirmish> Next time don't tell fantasy stories and we won't have to go through this again. 
58:00 <Aphox> sorry Skirmish, I accept your 14 inch peen on the internet in respect to 8cyl engine with no evidence
58:00 <Aphox> my apologies
59:00 <BlackDevil> easy fix Aphox, attach it to a train
59:00 <BlackDevil> boom surbo train engine
59:00 <BlackDevil> turbo
59:00 <Mew> Aphox Twon 
59:00 <Serenity> oh theres all those bans i cop shit for
59:00 <Serenity> haha
00:00 <TheRiddler> lol
00:00 <Skirmish> Aphox: So wht magical vehicle were you driving when your turbo flew off? 
00:00 <Serenity> ITS ALL STEBIES FAULT
00:00 <Picard> golly 
00:00 <Aphox> oh no you want to talk details and facts? no sorry you closed the argument where it it finished in Skirmish NARNIA
00:00 <Picard> a 1964 VW Beetle
00:00 <Aphox>  BOOM
01:00 <Skirmish> It was his project car ... 2002 Mitsubishi Mirage. 
01:00 <Aphox> fyi narnia is in a cupboard. it dones't exist
01:00 <Aphox> sorry
01:00 <TheRiddler> .
01:00 <Aphox> just in case it wasn't clear
03:00 <Skirmish> I was driving out here tonight and one of my ceramic tiles that deal with re-entry into earths atmosphere come loose.  Was a close call. I know how it feels Aphox.
04:00 <Aphox>  no worries, i accept your admission that you have no idea
04:00 <Skirmish> I know how you feel, deeply involved in your delusions. 
04:00 <bradd_pitts> dones't exist
04:00 <Serenity> what are we arguing about
05:00 <bradd_pitts> about dones't
05:00 <Skirmish> Serenity: Nothing. Aphox blew the turbo off his 8cyl unicorn.  I am comforting him.
05:00 <tooheys> lol @ unicorn
05:00 <Mew> #melbourne just collectively sniffed glue
05:00 <Serenity> oh right
05:00 <bradd_pitts> mmm
05:00 <bradd_pitts> love me some glue
05:00 <Serenity> I NEVER TOUCHED THAT TARZANS GRP
05:00 <Serenity> GRIP
05:00 <Bastardly_One> gaylords
05:00 <bradd_pitts> why does b1 keep doing that
06:00 <bradd_pitts> attn skn
06:00 <TheRiddler> who spilt the glue
06:00 <Bastardly_One> because I do 
06:00 <Serenity> dunno
06:00 <Serenity> i have 150 words to write
06:00 <Bastardly_One> bad habit 
06:00 <Serenity> i hate my life
06:00 <Serenity> brb
06:00 <bradd_pitts> hai guys im back
06:00 <bradd_pitts> adios xmigos
06:00 <doctor> nothing more daunting than forcing yourself to write
06:00 <Mew> remember when lee used to part and join cos there was too much text on her screen?
06:00 <bradd_pitts> shes lucky she has 150
06:00 <bradd_pitts> i have 700 words left
06:00 <tooheys> wtf mew
06:00 <bradd_pitts> and im about to die
06:00 <bradd_pitts>  lol Mew
06:00 <bradd_pitts> cos /clear doesnt work oh ok
07:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... only Lee would do that Mew
07:00 <Mew> Its part of the disabitlite
07:00 <bradd_pitts> so wsa dating joel
07:00 <TheRiddler> I have to do a report on WHS identifying 5 hazards at tafe
08:00 <Bastardly_One> that's easy
08:00 <TheRiddler> I haven't done a report in ages
08:00 <Bastardly_One> and I don't even know what your tafe looks like
08:00 <Bastardly_One> ah, the report itself ... yeah, boring
09:00 <tooheys> hate how tafes always make you do all that OH&S shit ... if you actually tried to implement most of the things they teach you in a workplace youd be laughed out the door
10:00 <Skirmish> I am doing Risk Management at work.  It's much better than WHS. 
10:00 <Bastardly_One> I did OH&S at my old workplace and my tafe OHS bitch hated me from day one
10:00 <TheRiddler> they updated the OH&S laws
10:00 <TheRiddler> also it's WHS now
10:00 <TheRiddler> except in WA
10:00 <tooheys> ive never heard the term WHS
10:00 <Skirmish> It's WHS australia wide.  
10:00 <tooheys> i did oh & s a few months ago and they never called it that
10:00 <Serenity> i had to do OH&S shit for work it was so completely boring. hospitality nonsense
10:00 <TheRiddler> WA didn't accept because of mining industry
11:00 <Serenity> do not put your hand in hot water. why? BECAUSE IT BURNS
11:00 <Bastardly_One> tooheys, I had to do it this year too and it was called OH&S for me too
11:00 <Jewel> aw menace
11:00 <Bastardly_One> and that's what my you beaut cert says I can still do 
11:00 <Serenity> why dont we run with knives.. oh i dunno because you might scratch the floor
11:00 <Picard> oh&s is exciting 
11:00 <Bastardly_One> walk around your office and complain
11:00 <Bastardly_One> this is shit, that's wrong
12:00 <Bastardly_One> not enough breaks, etc
12:00 <Picard> 99% of oh&s is common sense
12:00 <bradd_pitts> <Bastardly_One> I did OH&S at my old workplace and my tafe OHS bitch hated me from day one
12:00 <bradd_pitts> shock horror
12:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
12:00 <Bastardly_One> that's the lecture whom I never got along with
12:00 <Bastardly_One> well she was fucking wrong so I brought the book in to prove it in the second class
12:00 <Skirmish> She probably got sick of you knowing it all, we can all relate to how your tafe teacher felt. 
13:00 <Bastardly_One> sorry hillary!
13:00 <Picard> Skirmish i agree
13:00 <Jewel> you showed her
13:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... I bet you can but the OH&S law book proved her wrong and I right
13:00 <Skirmish> You're my hero. 
13:00 <Skirmish> Now go get a job.
14:00 <Bastardly_One> I might have one at the end of the week actually 
14:00 <Bastardly_One> only 10 people going for it instead of 200 
14:00 <Bastardly_One> so who knows
14:00 <Skirmish> That will be fantastic.  I pray you get it. 
14:00 <Bastardly_One> same think we're talking about actually 
15:00 <Bastardly_One> OH&S officer for ... centerlink
15:00 <Aphox> sploooge
15:00 <Bastardly_One> heh
16:00 <Bastardly_One> I went for that early this week ... not sure of my chances but I went for it 
16:00 <Bastardly_One> got the qualifications ... was a web designing job that sounded alright but only a mobile #
16:00 <Bastardly_One> those ads are always dogde
17:00 <Bastardly_One> *dodge
18:00 <Mew> I think being a driver for prostitutes would be a pretty cool job
18:00 <tooheys> yuck
18:00 <Picard> lol u working at centrelink
18:00 <TheRiddler> lol
18:00 <TheRiddler> mew
18:00 <Bastardly_One> that's why I laughed
18:00 <tooheys> wouldnt u get sick of smelling other girls cum mew
18:00 <Picard> well i guess they pay u now
19:00 <Bastardly_One> the irony isn't lost on me at all 
19:00 <Bastardly_One> bet I don't get it but I'm on the 10 in the shorlist
19:00 <Bastardly_One> and it's amusing me
19:00 <Skirmish> Why is it amusing?
20:00 <Bastardly_One> because everyone of you think I enjoy sitting on my arse being sick 
20:00 <Bastardly_One> it's fucking boring as all hell
20:00 <Bastardly_One> admin jobs up here aren't that easy to find
20:00 <TheRiddler> now you get to be bored even more
21:00 <Bastardly_One> if I was fit and a tradey I'd be set
21:00 <TheRiddler> writing reports and checking equipment
21:00 <Bastardly_One> *if* I get it yeah 
21:00 <Bastardly_One> but payed nicely to be bored
21:00 <Bastardly_One> that a pittance
21:00 <Bastardly_One> *than
22:00 <TheRiddler> do you have to train new employees in OH&S too
22:00 <Bastardly_One> usually yep
22:00 <TheRiddler> yeah
22:00 <tooheys> i dont train anyone at my work if theyre dumb enough to get hurt its their own fault
22:00 <Skirmish> I don't care what job he gets, as long as it means less time here for him.
22:00 <Jewel> thats the way
22:00 <TheRiddler> lol
23:00 <Bastardly_One> that's never been a long thing I've death with ... they usually give out their own stuff and you just add a few common sense things
23:00 <tooheys> id actually like it if most of the people i work with got hurt anyway lol
23:00 <Jewel> !
23:00 <Bastardly_One> and go off their sheets for the training 
23:00 <Bastardly_One> then go around bitching about ergonomics
23:00 <Bastardly_One> computer screen glare
23:00 <Bastardly_One> and not enough breaks
23:00 <TheRiddler> I better get to work
23:00 <Bastardly_One> that's about it for OHS in office
23:00 <tooheys> if i was going to be driving hookers around i would have about 100 air fresheners in the car
24:00 <Student> hookers are already overdosed by perfumes
24:00 <Bastardly_One> I wonder how much those drivers make that drive escorts around?
24:00 <tooheys> might be a good idea to put some towels on the seats as well dont want any stains on them
24:00 <Bastardly_One> probably the same as any other driver would 
24:00 <Bastardly_One> shit money I bet
25:00 <Skirmish> They make great money because their job is also to physically look after them.
25:00 <Jewel> male hookers
25:00 <Student> well ask an escort driver, they will tell you how much they are paid 
25:00 <Bastardly_One> good point
25:00 <Bastardly_One> it is too 
25:00 <Skirmish> Mate of mine did it for quite some time.  Only stopped because he met someone and she wasn't happy about the job.
25:00 <Bastardly_One> maybe it was you who was telling me 
25:00 <Bastardly_One> someone was about knowing one 
25:00 <Student> ha ha 
26:00 <TheRiddler> you have to have the boot loaded with condoms and wet wiped
26:00 <TheRiddler> s
26:00 <TheRiddler> :p
27:00 <partay>    B1 apply for a cushy govt job 
27:00 <tooheys> and needles
27:00 <TheRiddler> oh and needles
27:00 <Jewel> govt jobs are harder to find now
27:00 <Jewel> why needles
28:00 <Bastardly_One> I am partay
28:00 <Bastardly_One> well, public service anyway 
28:00 <tooheys> because most hookers do it to get money for drugs
28:00 <Bastardly_One> pretty easy and down to the short list of 10
28:00 <Bastardly_One> I find out on Thurs
28:00 <Jewel> oh ok
28:00 <Bastardly_One> I bet I don't but can't say I didn't try
29:00 <TheRiddler> and iodine n cottonballs to clean their knees of carpet burn
29:00 <TheRiddler> :p
29:00 <tooheys> nah u give them a pair of kneepads mate
29:00 <TheRiddler> lol
29:00 <TheRiddler> that's hardly appealing
30:00 <Jewel> unless the person is dressed in roller skating outfit
30:00 <Picard> this must be fantasy hour
30:00 <Bastardly_One> roller derby! <3
30:00 <Bastardly_One> I used to NSO up until 2 yrs ago for the local league
30:00 <Bastardly_One> that's Non Skating Official
31:00 <Bastardly_One> fucking love roller derby
31:00 <Skirmish> You just love being a creeper around women.
31:00 <tooheys> lol Skirmish 
31:00 <Bastardly_One> they're not really women
31:00 <Picard> perv
31:00 <Bastardly_One> watched a game of derby? :P
31:00 <LolinFirf> lol Picard it's just people on IRC talking about stuff they have no idea about
31:00 <LolinFirf> i.e hookers
31:00 <LolinFirf> and prostitutes
31:00 <Skirmish> Oh ... B1 targeted a sport that is considered a women only sport ... how surprising! 
32:00 <tooheys> what age was it Bastardly_One under 9's?
32:00 <Picard> lol
32:00 <Bastardly_One> you tell that to the guys that play in the mixed games
32:00 <Skirmish> Nice cover story.
33:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mlfCPc1ZhCQ
33:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Roller Derby Saved My Soul by Uncle Leon & The Alibis (Nov 14, 2008) 3:42 - Category: Music - 102,055 - 401 likes (97.3%), 11 dislikes (2.7%)
33:00 <Bastardly_One> ummmmmmmmmmm I'll link you to my local league if you want 
33:00 <Bastardly_One> some good guys play in our mixed teams
33:00 <Bastardly_One> more attractive than the girls too
33:00 <Picard> faggot
34:00 <Bastardly_One> I got it ... I'm not biting 
34:00 <Bastardly_One> and making a point it's not something you'd do for a perv
34:00 <Picard> in the arse?
34:00 <Bastardly_One> it's fucking great fun though
34:00 <tooheys> how can the guys be more attractive than the girls :/
34:00 <tooheys> are u sure u know the difference between a man & a woman Bastardly_One 
34:00 <Bastardly_One> have you seen the average roller derby girl tooheys?
34:00 <tooheys> its the women that have the tits not the men
34:00 <Picard> lmfao
35:00 <Bastardly_One> don't take me so literally
35:00 <Picard> Bastardly_One went to thailand and came home with a dude
35:00 <Bastardly_One> it's no fashion show put it that way 
35:00 <Skirmish> Bastardly_One is RompterStomper.
35:00 <Bastardly_One> they're plain ugly a lot of them and big girls too but fucking great sport
36:00 <Jewel> well guys that play sports arent super models
36:00 <TheRiddler> Picard is now talking about his fantasy
36:00 <tooheys> nothing wrong with big girls i dont like the anorexic ones that are as flat as a pancake
36:00 <tooheys> might as well go out with another bloke 
37:00 <Picard> fat chics need lovin too, just ask Jewel
37:00 <Bastardly_One> when my browser wants to link 
37:00 <Jewel> lol
37:00 <Jewel> indeed
37:00 <Jewel> and ud have to dock with him
37:00 <Picard> Bastardly_One will fuck you Jewel
37:00 <tooheys> lol u wish jewel
37:00 <Bastardly_One> I'll link the local girls and guys ... the girls are one of the best teams ever
37:00 <Jewel> i do wish
37:00 <Jewel> :P
38:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.ballaratrollerderby.com.au/
38:00 <tooheys> Bastardly_One how much would u have to be paid to dock 
38:00 <Jewel> lol
38:00 <tooheys> and would u rather be the docker or the dockee
38:00 <Bastardly_One> Mabel Stark is one of the best jammers ever
39:00 <Bastardly_One> oh shut up about docking already 
39:00 <Jewel> oh tooheys ididnt think of that...someone is the dockee and someone docker
39:00 <tooheys> i am going to talk about docking at tafe tomorrow
39:00 <Jewel> LOL
39:00 <Jewel> are u really
39:00 <tooheys> yeah 
39:00 <tooheys> definitely
40:00 <Skirmish> Nobody is interested B1.  Shut up.
40:00 <Jewel> sweet
40:00 <tooheys> id have to be the docker im not capable of being a dockee
40:00 <slinky_J> tee vee is teh devil
40:00 <slinky_J> kfc and soda dont mix
40:00 <Jewel> just ask who is a dockers supporter
40:00 <tooheys> that was probably tmi but whatever
44:00 <LolinFirf> Serenity, I need some advice
44:00 <Picard> Bastardly_One should end it.
44:00 <Picard> drive a car into Wendouree
44:00 <Jewel> tmi never
45:00 <TheRiddler> cut diagonally along the veins
45:00 <Serenity> cut down your arm
45:00 <Zade> take the red pills 
45:00 <Serenity> not across
45:00 <Serenity> LOL
45:00 <Serenity> i didnt even see what you said TheRiddler
45:00 <Serenity> oops
45:00 <TheRiddler> lol
46:00 <Serenity> spies errywurr
46:00 <tooheys> picard i bet u would feel bad if he did do that
46:00 <Picard> like fuck
47:00 <Picard> he is the cunt who hoped id crash my car, and he knew i took my kids to school
47:00 <Picard> sick cunt
48:00 <TheRiddler> stab width ways with a kitchen knife in your leg to cut the artery
49:00 <tooheys> u two should dock and make up
50:00 <Serenity> make sure you tie 7 loops on your noose
50:00 <tooheys> u know u want to
50:00 <Picard> fuck off
50:00 <Picard> cunts like him dont deserve to live
50:00 <Jewel> lol
50:00 <Jewel> tooheys 
51:00 <TheRiddler> lol
51:00 <Picard> TheRiddler just shut up and cut yourself
51:00 <Picard> people who hang themselves die of suffocation
51:00 <Picard> the old days it just snapped your neck
52:00 <TheRiddler> .
52:00 <Serenity> if you do it with a proper noose your neck will still snap
52:00 <Picard> in the old melboure jail there are calculations all over the hangmans chamber walls to calculate the drop for the height and weight
52:00 <tooheys> itd have to be a pretty decent drop wouldnt it? 
52:00 <Picard> tooheys and Jewel should fuck
53:00 <Picard> yeah 
53:00 <Serenity> yeah like picard said it changes with your weight etc
53:00 <tooheys> they should have given them a short drop so they suffocated instead of dying a instant death
53:00 <xm> chucky is short but he is heavy. the two cancel each other out so in the end he is hanged like any other man
54:00 <Serenity> the drop would have to be sudden i would think
54:00 <tooheys> someone who has committed crimes worthy of death sentence doesnt deserve a quick painelss death
54:00 <Serenity> to jerk you enough to snap your neck
54:00 <Picard> http://lostallhope.com/suicide-methods/hanging/drop-hanging
54:00 <TheRiddler> contemplating suicide Picard?
54:00 <Picard> still takes up to 15 minutes to die
54:00 <Bastardly_One> you should fuck
54:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck right off that is
55:00 <TheRiddler> I didn't know :(
55:00 <Serenity> 15 mins??
55:00 <xm> and if it's left for a while the neck elongates
55:00 <Serenity> thats awful
55:00 <Serenity> lol
55:00 <xm> not something you'd want to walk into
55:00 <Serenity> yuck
55:00 <tooheys> if i didnt have a family thatd be devastated id have done it a long time ago
55:00 <Picard> u just dont feel it because the drop snaps your vertebrae
55:00 <Serenity> =/
55:00 <partay> Picard would have to hire a crane to hang himself
55:00 <TheRiddler> lol
55:00 <xm> i remember these kids with a morbid interest in executions in school. they did a talk on it and mentioned all the various methods and how long it would take
55:00 <Picard> after u cunt
55:00 <Picard> just stay away from the pre schools
56:00 <xm> i know they watched that old executions tape that used to float around but i dont think school would have approved of them playing it
56:00 <Picard> Clark reports estimates that brain death will occur in around 6 minutes and whole body death normally within 10-15 minutes. He also mentions that this time is very variable, with official reports of from 3-25 minutes for total death to have occurred. Some slight movements of the limbs and body may occasionally occur but are almost certainly due to spinal reflexes.
56:00 <Serenity> such great feature
56:00 <Serenity> is it true about the head being alive for a while after decapitation
56:00 <Serenity> or is that one of those urban myths
56:00 <tooheys> i havent seen this execution tape, wouldnt want to either unless the people on it were pedophiles or something
56:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck
56:00 <Bastardly_One> only you'd be old enough to remember this shit
56:00 <Bastardly_One> remember Irish Moss
56:00 <Bastardly_One> the cough mixture?
57:00 <Picard> Drop hanging is said to be relatively painless providing the spinal cord is successfully crushed or severed
57:00 <tooheys> it wouldnt be alive.. the nerves might still cause parts of it to move though
57:00 <xm> think it was this one tooheys 
57:00 <xm> http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0150490/
57:00 <BlackDevil> IMDB: Executions (Video 1995) - 6.6/10 of votes - Stars: N/A - Rated: N/A - Runtime: 56mins - Genre: N/A - Release Date: June 1995 (UK)
57:00 <Picard> However, due to the logistics required for this method to be effective it is a lot less popular than suspension hanging as a form of suicide.
57:00 <Picard> trong rope that does not stretch e.g. hemp or manila, that can take around 1,000 pounds of pressure, and long enough to tie to something solid and achieve the required drop (
57:00 <Bastardly_One> worked like nothing else could
57:00 <Bastardly_One> well, it's back anyway
57:00 <Picard> no
57:00 <tooheys> how do u know we havent already picard
57:00 <Bastardly_One> my grandma used to swear by that shi
58:00 <Picard> He reports that a 13 foot length of ¾" (19mm) diameter hemp rope is often used. Stone recommends 1" (25mm).
58:00 <tooheys> xm, i might see if i can download it
58:00 <xm> Serenity, ive read about blinking heads but i dont know about the veracity of those accounts
58:00 <xm> also i dont think the west has done decapitation for a while?
58:00 <tooheys> doesnt sound like real enjoyable viewing, but could be interesting
58:00 <Picard> 2.Knot positioning. Whilst the type of knot is not essential as long as it does not come loose, it is important that the knot (or eyelet if used) is positioned below the jaw. It may be worth testing what happens with the knot when pulled up to ensure that it finishes as directly below the chin as possible. That might mean its initial position (which should not be pulled tight) is slightly to the side so it becomes central when pulled up.
58:00 <LolinFirf> Picard is a great man
58:00 <LolinFirf> more people here should respect him
58:00 <Bastardly_One> t
58:00 <Bastardly_One> have to say I remember it working better than anything else too
58:00 <Picard> tooheys i know u would be sick enough to do a whale
58:00 <Bastardly_One> wonder if it's the same ... or they've taken the sedative affect out
59:00 <LolinFirf> bow down to his majesty
59:00 <tooheys> yeah picard is an incredible man i wish i could be just like him
59:00 <Picard> The aim is for the knot to assist in throwing the head back, thereby helping to crush the spinal cord
59:00 <Picard> lol LolinFirf
00:00 <Picard> Weight of prisoner (lbs)
00:00 <Picard> Drop in feet & inches
00:00 <Picard> 118 & under
00:00 <Picard> 8' 6"
00:00 <Picard> 120
00:00 <Picard> 8' 4"
00:00 <Picard> 125
00:00 <Picard> 8' 0"
00:00 <partay> LOL
00:00 <tooheys> dont talk about her like that you rude cunt
01:00 <xm> im gonna make the world's first webpage on details how to hang yourself. kinda like for BMI, but to top yourself
01:00 <Lish> Donttttt
01:00 <Serenity> i would assume the brain would bleed out fairy quickly after decapitation
01:00 <Serenity> seconds even
01:00 <Picard> 1
01:00 <Picard> Shotgun to head
01:00 <Picard> 99.0%
02:00 <Picard> number 1 lol
02:00 <Picard> 6
02:00 <Picard> Hit by train
02:00 <Lish> Such a pleasant conversation lol
02:00 <Picard> 12
02:00 <Picard> Set fire to self
02:00 <Serenity> that wopuld be shit lol
02:00 <tooheys> imagine shooting yourself... its almost impossible to imagine how bad your life would have to be for you to be able to do that 
02:00 <Picard> 28
02:00 <Picard> Cut wrists/arms/legs
02:00 <Picard> 6.0%
02:00 <TheRiddler> set fire lol
02:00 <Picard> lol
02:00 <Picard> why, she is huge
02:00 <Picard> hey jennilo
03:00 <TheRiddler> how is that 12
03:00 <Picard> 26
03:00 <Picard> Overdose prescription drugs
03:00 <Picard> 12.3
03:00 <Picard> that would be my choice
03:00 <TheRiddler> oh only like 50ppl voted
03:00 <Serenity> is that the % of people who die
03:00 <tooheys> the prescription drugs isnt a very reliable method
03:00 <tooheys> ive tried it
03:00 <TheRiddler> or that
03:00 <Picard> The first thing you should be aware of if you are trying to kill yourself is, the odds are against you
03:00 <Picard> 165kgs
04:00 <Picard> % or people who chose that way
04:00 <TheRiddler> .
04:00 <Serenity> oh right
04:00 <Picard> the odds are against you. According to a report released by the American Association of Suicidology1, there are 25 attempts at suicide for every one success.
04:00 <Serenity> i reckon id gas myself
04:00 <Serenity> just nod off to sleep
04:00 <doctor> practice makes perfect
04:00 <TheRiddler> lol
04:00 <Picard> In young people (aged 15 - 24), the odds are between 100 and 200 to 1 against. The elderly seem a lot more successful at 4:1.
04:00 <doctor> it only takes one successful attempt
04:00 <Picard> im old enough to get it right lol
04:00 <British^Meat> Picard, abusing users again....
05:00 <Lish> lol
05:00 <tooheys> fuck gas
05:00 <tooheys> theres only one proper way to do it and thats to obtain a gun
05:00 <Picard> Women are three times more likely to make an unsuccessful attempt than a man, yet will attempt suicide two to three times more often
05:00 <doctor> yeah the elderly have all the more reason to die
05:00 <Picard> lol
05:00 <tooheys> if you REALLY want to end it and make 100% sure that you're successful, you need a gun
05:00 <Picard> The message here is that two thirds of people that try to kill themselves are not that intent on succeeding. 
05:00 <Picard> i will abuse u soon u scum cunt
06:00 <Serenity> why would you do that to yourself if you werent serious lol
06:00 <Serenity> its strange
06:00 <doctor> gotta get to the back of the brain. you can live unpleasently without the front
06:00 <tooheys> Serenity, a lot of people do it to seek attention
06:00 <Serenity> well shit if you're that serious about attention go do a nudey run at a footy game or something
06:00 <Serenity> geesh
06:00 <Picard> im off to bed to watch the rest of Bond
07:00 <TheRiddler> look mother I'm much more flexible now
07:00 <Picard> The research would point to painless suicide being the problem. People that hang themselves, shoot themselves, throw themselves off the top of a building or cliff, dont seem to engage in so much chat about how to do it.
07:00 <tooheys> do you know this track xm
07:00 <Picard> The people who discuss suicide the most, think about it for the longest time, attempt suicide the most, yet fail suicide most often, are those looking for peaceful and painless methods to go
07:00 <Serenity> if i was serious about it i wouldnt tell a soul
07:00 <Serenity> id just go off by myself
07:00 <Picard> night u cunts
07:00 <Picard> die in a fire :P
07:00 <Picard> pedi ped ped :)
08:00 <Picard> same
08:00 <Picard> bye
08:00 <Picard> lol
08:00 <Lish> maybe a task for tomorrow?
08:00 <British^Meat> lol
08:00 <British^Meat> love those guys that wait for a response
09:00 <doctor> have you got a plan just incase shit hits the fan?
09:00 <xm> tooheys, i only know of the classic Are Am Eye
09:00 <xm> i may have heard of that one but i dont remember it off the top of my head
09:00 <tooheys> xm, you should check out attention, its a great track
09:00 <Picard> i tried to hang myself once, in a closet. my mind was sure that i was ready to die but my body kept fighting. my arms and even my legs kept flailing, trying to hold on to the walls, the shelves, anything to keep my body from dropping down. i couldn't go through with it, couldn't keep my body still long enough (and if your neck does not break, it does take a while) to suffocate... <br />
09:00 <Picard> lol
09:00 <xm> Are am eye is great though
09:00 <Picard> some people are dicks
09:00 <xm> oh this
09:00 <xm> yeah i know it
09:00 <xm> i thought it might be
09:00 <xm> but i attributed it to another artist
09:00 <tooheys> hes got a few screws loose that cunt
10:00 <tooheys> thought youd have heard it
10:00 <xm> it had a more german sounding artist
10:00 <Serenity> i have too much to miss to worry about offing myself right now
10:00 <xm> K something
10:00 <Picard> i hope my research was useful
10:00 <TheRiddler> but irc needs to laugh picard
10:00 <TheRiddler> at you
10:00 <tooheys> xm you might be thinking of the F&W remix
10:00 <Picard> TheRiddler go to the website, make sure u dont fuck it up
11:00 <tooheys> frederiksen & weile
11:00 <tooheys> come on dont hesitate, hesitaaaaaaaaaaaaate
11:00 <TheRiddler> yay I got 9/9 tips correct
11:00 <British^Meat> ooer
11:00 <Jewel> iccer 
11:00 <iCER> ;)
12:00 <Picard> jumppppppppppppppppppppppp
12:00 <Picard> keep the knot tight
12:00 <tooheys> i feel like spinning some 90s trance... wish i could be fucked setting up the turntable
12:00 <TheRiddler> free whopper
12:00 <Jewel> :)
12:00 <Jewel> the real icer?
12:00 <Jewel> lol
12:00 <iCER> :>
12:00 <Jewel> good stuff
13:00 <doctor> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kv1g4jUWZ4w
13:00 <Picard> well im off to bed, fuck the wifey then get a few hours sleep
13:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: David Bowie Heroes (HQ) (With Lyrics in Description) (Mar 30, 2012) 6:11 - - 32,344 -
13:00 <doctor> i like the openning
13:00 <xm> yes
13:00 <xm> heard both versions
13:00 <xm> but i think the F&W mix comes up more sets
14:00 <TheRiddler> picard has gone to beach himself
14:00 <xm> definitely heard the F&W version more
14:00 <xm> the synths after 1min
14:00 <xm> other than the vocals that's what i remember mostly
14:00 <tooheys> surprised that nick hasnt been blacklisted
14:00 <iCER> -NickOP- You are currently being ignored by the AustNet services: to be registered Not
14:00 <Jewel> awwww
15:00 <doctor> the wallflowers did a cover of it, i do like the wallflowers but bowies version is better
15:00 <xm> which turntables do you have? 1200s surely...given your love of all things old and robust/sturdy
15:00 <Jewel> thats unfair lol
15:00 <iCER> il talk to asd
17:00 <TheRiddler> http://www.imdb.com/media/rm1437129984/nm1455681?ref_=nm_phs_md_4
17:00 <tooheys> yep, 1200mk2
17:00 <TheRiddler> violet now
17:00 <Bastardly_One> how's ya m8 Raiden?
18:00 <TheRiddler> from charlie and the chocolate factory
18:00 <Maurice> I sometimes have a feeling I could do crystal meth then I think, hrmm better not
18:00 <Bastardly_One> the real iCER was just his dupe
18:00 <Serenity> are we going to have to sit here for the next 3 hours while you wank over how well you knew all these old ircer people and the dopey situations they were all in
18:00 <iCER> raiden how do you him>?
18:00 <Bastardly_One> nope
18:00 <Serenity> good
19:00 <Bastardly_One> get fucked <3
19:00 <Bastardly_One> how are ya anyway?
19:00 <iCER> Serenity i have back i havent finished with austnet :P
19:00 <Serenity> do you want to try that sentence again?
19:00 <Bastardly_One> same way the real iCER would know Raiden
19:00 <Serenity> im alright b1 just finished my last essay for sociology
19:00 <Jewel> Serenity how is that different from what anyone else here does
19:00 <Jewel> iCER for austnet president
19:00 <Bastardly_One> finally finished i?
20:00 <tooheys> you could drop a 1200 off a cliff and itd still work... built like brick shithouses 
20:00 <Bastardly_One> *it
20:00 <iCER> the real icer knows raiden very well :P
20:00 <Serenity> yeah
20:00 <Serenity> just submitted it
20:00 <tooheys> does he know sub zero as well
20:00 <tooheys> and scorpion
20:00 <iCER> LOL LOL
20:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah, you'd not be happy with him if you were him
20:00 <MadScientist> rofl deez cuntz
20:00 <slinky_J> hmm
20:00 <Bastardly_One> Serenity, gl
20:00 <slinky_J> sezz
20:00 <iCER> lol 
20:00 <Serenity> hello
20:00 <slinky_J> uno how carrie fisher was in scream 3
20:00 <slinky_J> shes on tv atm
20:00 <slinky_J> and omglob how old she is now
20:00 <Bastardly_One> good for her
21:00 <tooheys> very sad that theyve been discontinued
21:00 <xm> cant remember the name of the australian cd i heard are am eye from
21:00 <xm> rave nation?
21:00 <Serenity> you all smell like old people
21:00 <Serenity> and.. soap
21:00 <Bastardly_One> she's like 60 odd
21:00 <slinky_J> n i have this image of her in scream 3 then and now
21:00 <Bastardly_One> been through a lot of coke
21:00 <slinky_J> shes like way older than that
21:00 <Bastardly_One> give the old bitch a break
21:00 <slinky_J> shes like 70 something
21:00 <Serenity> i think im having a stroke
21:00 <slinky_J> this cant be carrie fisher
22:00 <MarleyQuinn> Problem?
22:00 <tooheys> how about this one xm, this is one of my favourite tracks ever
22:00 <Serenity> the left half og my face is twitching
22:00 <slinky_J> lol
22:00 <slinky_J> thassit i bet she had a stroke
22:00 <Bastardly_One> migraine time
22:00 <Bastardly_One> you've told me that happens when one is comin' on 
23:00 <tooheys> hallo gussett, wie geht's?
23:00 <Serenity> yeah i can feel it starting
23:00 <Maurice> A stroke of what
23:00 <Serenity> you baby
23:00 <Maurice> Rowrrr
23:00 <Jewel> oh lame
24:00 <Serenity> :o
24:00 <xm> ive heard it
24:00 <Serenity> ive literally been working on this essay all day
24:00 <Serenity> my head feels like rocks
24:00 <Bastardly_One> welcome to how mine feels every day
24:00 <Bastardly_One> no brain here :P
24:00 <Student> ha ha 
25:00 <xm> tooheys, so you prefer vocals in tracks?
25:00 <tooheys> i want ya, i need ya, uhhhhhhh
25:00 <tooheys> xm, definitely
25:00 <tooheys> gotta be female though
25:00 <Student> empty container
25:00 <tooheys> we've noticed Bastardly_One 
25:00 <Bastardly_One> empty vessel is the english expression you're looking for Student
25:00 <Bastardly_One> go back to idling
25:00 <Serenity> you make it so easy b1 lol
25:00 <Bastardly_One> shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh you
25:00 <Bastardly_One> sometimes he thinks I'm serious
25:00 <TheRiddler> goodnight
26:00 <xm> what about Junior
26:00 <tooheys> guys like darren styles have no business singing in their own tracks
26:00 <xm> RIP
26:00 <TheRiddler> it's batman forever
26:00 <tooheys> xm, not sure ive heard his stuff
26:00 <TheRiddler> I'm Jim Carrey
26:00 <TheRiddler> :p
26:00 <xm> pretty green eyes?
26:00 <xm> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fkon01mbNkE
26:00 <MarleyQuinn> Best Batman movie ever TheJoker. 
26:00 <Bastardly_One> and actually will stfu
26:00 <Bastardly_One> way to ruin it :P
26:00 <Bastardly_One> night TheRiddler
27:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: FORCE AND STYLES FEATURING MC JUNIOR - PRETTY GREEN EYES (FULL) (Jan 16, 2012) 6:53 - - 6,063 -
27:00 <tooheys> xm, oh yeah, of course ive heard that
27:00 <tooheys> not a fan of it though
27:00 <xm> there used to be a guy here that went on as HeartOfGold but everyone would pick on him for 'singing'  out happy hardcore lyrics
27:00 <Bastardly_One> I dunno ... if this *is* the old iCER
27:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm lost enough to find that complaining to asd funny
27:00 <tooheys> who cares if it is or not... hes hardly the legend so many people seem to think he is
27:00 <Serenity> have you seen who icer is fucking? i doubt he'd ever come back here
27:00 <Jewel> nite riddles
28:00 <xm> someone pasted that last night in another channel
28:00 <TheRiddler> best batman movie is the micheal keaton 1
28:00 <xm> Legend B - Lost in Love
28:00 <TheRiddler> tim burtons
28:00 <MarleyQuinn> That's the one
28:00 <TheRiddler> jack nickolson as the joker 
28:00 <xm> right after i pasted space frog lost in space
28:00 <tooheys> love the 30 motherfuckin 3
28:00 <Bastardly_One> nup, got a pic?
29:00 <tooheys> best musical instrument ever made
29:00 <MarleyQuinn> When Catwoman gets covered in cats. I think. 
29:00 <xm> and originally made to emulate the guitar sound
29:00 <xm> i think
29:00 <iCER> ;x
29:00 <Serenity> nah mel showed me
29:00 <Serenity> i dont have him on fb
29:00 <Bastardly_One> and iCER is a tv star maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan
29:00 <Jewel> have we seen who you are having sex with?
29:00 <Bastardly_One> on every 6pm news the country wide
29:00 <Jewel> so easy to throw stones
29:00 <Bastardly_One> ahem
29:00 <Bastardly_One> she was complimenting 
30:00 <tooheys> bass guitar
30:00 <xm> yeap
30:00 <xm> you got one?
30:00 <tooheys> i dont have one, but ive used one... i might design a clone one day
30:00 <Bastardly_One> not throwing stones
30:00 <Maurice> We've all seen who Serenity bangs
30:00 <Maurice> Some of us have even seen what he bangs her with
30:00 <Bastardly_One> I aint seem him
30:00 <Bastardly_One> I've seen you 
30:00 <Serenity> Jewel you stupid bint it was a compliment. icers gf is a fucking smoking hot woman
30:00 <Bastardly_One> oh wait, that's who you meant
30:00 <Bastardly_One> duh
30:00 <Bastardly_One> carry on
30:00 <Serenity> would you learn to read and understand english before you say stupid things
30:00 <tooheys> i thought u were bagging him as well
31:00 <tooheys> at central station they used to have 303, 808 and 909
31:00 <tooheys> you could have some good fun with that setup
31:00 <Jewel> i havent
31:00 <Jewel> may i
31:00 <Serenity> why would that be bagging him?
31:00 <Student> empty vessle ;P do not mind 
31:00 <Serenity> ...
31:00 <Bastardly_One> [23:27] <Serenity> have you seen who icer is fucking? i doubt he'd ever come back here
31:00 <slinky_J> whos iCER
31:00 <Bastardly_One> you spastics
31:00 <Bastardly_One> how is that bagging?
31:00 <Serenity> you people are ridic
31:00 <iCER> :XXXXXXX
31:00 <slinky_J> b1 stop
31:00 <iCER> i leave you kids to it
31:00 <Jewel> Bastardly_One shutup
32:00 <TheRiddler> I have not seen a good catwoman yet
32:00 <TheRiddler> except the arkham city catwoman
32:00 <xm> im still stuck in the mouse habit. i barely use the midi controller stuff
32:00 <TheRiddler> rather I have not seen a good movie catwoman
32:00 <MarleyQuinn> Nooo old Catwoman was best. Nicole Kidman
32:00 <Maurice> If I was banging Statham, I'd burn IRC down and cuff him to my bed
32:00 <Jewel> see u made him leave
32:00 <Bastardly_One> why? because you two can't read?
32:00 <tooheys> what a shame
32:00 <tooheys> fuck off Bastardly_One 
32:00 <Serenity> its not even him anyway
32:00 <Bastardly_One> no shit Serenity
32:00 <tooheys> that sentence could clearly be interpreted in two different ways
32:00 <Bastardly_One> the guy was trolling me in pm and the real one never would 
32:00 <Bastardly_One> it can only be taken one way
32:00 <slinky_J> wwoooop
32:00 <Bastardly_One> to anyone with a brain
32:00 <slinky_J> woopwoopwoop woooop gossip gurrrll
32:00 <Bastardly_One> now fuck up
33:00 <TheRiddler> nicole kidman wasn't catwoman 
33:00 <MarleyQuinn> Or. OR. TV batman's Catwoman
33:00 <MarleyQuinn> Who purred when she spoke. 
33:00 <Serenity> wasnt michelle pfiffer cat woman
33:00 <TheRiddler> yes
33:00 <MarleyQuinn> Oh maybe. 
33:00 <MarleyQuinn> I'm bad with names. 
33:00 <TheRiddler> that's her
33:00 <tooheys> you fuck up you dirty old rock spider
33:00 <Jewel> i read fine
33:00 <Skirmish> You're paranoid B1. You thought Quinn was someone from cats scamming you. 
33:00 <Bastardly_One> pardon me?
33:00 <slinky_J> CUT THIS SHIT OUT
33:00 <slinky_J> YOU HEAR ME?
33:00 <Bastardly_One> oh fuck up idiot ... you were the one posting shit it said Skirmish
33:00 <Bastardly_One> so give it the fuck up
33:00 <Maurice> Serenity
33:00 <Jewel> lol rock spider
33:00 <Jewel> i like it
33:00 <slinky_J> wb
33:00 <Maurice> Hazel is home!
33:00 <ATS63> Jewel: u lik taco sex? 9 m nev
33:00 <tooheys> i cant cut it out i dont have any scissors
33:00 <Serenity> YES MAURICE!
34:00 <TheRiddler> worst is anne hathaway
34:00 <MarleyQuinn> Yep
34:00 <tooheys> xm do you know this one this is another one of my favourites
34:00 <Serenity> http://doubleplusundead.files.wordpress.com/2012/04/michelle-pfeiffer-as-catwoman-wallpapers-1680x1050.jpg
34:00 <TheRiddler> worst batman is george clooney
34:00 <Serenity> YAYYY
34:00 <Bastardly_One> I think both these two need a ban
34:00 <Serenity> he isnt hurt is he?
34:00 <TheRiddler> yayyyy
34:00 <Bastardly_One> Jewel thinks it's funny 
34:00 <Serenity> no one cares what you think
34:00 <Maurice> I don't know, I thought mum might have msgd but my sis posted it
34:00 <slinky_J> y r ppl arguing
34:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah clearly
34:00 <TheRiddler> when did he come back?
34:00 <Skirmish> B1: Quinn is exactly who she said she was. Must have slugged the ole ego a bit to find out you scared her. 
34:00 <Maurice> Just now
34:00 <Bastardly_One> the amount of trolling I get of late
34:00 <TheRiddler> and how
34:00 <Jewel> ATS63 no :)
35:00 <Serenity> i just read what i submitted..
35:00 <Serenity> i wish i didnt its horrible
35:00 <Jewel> Bastardly_One whats your problem..you bitch allt he time
35:00 <Jewel> you need a ban
35:00 <Jewel> grow up
35:00 <ATS63> nacho?
35:00 <slinky_J> who is Quinn
35:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck up fatty ... enough out of you
35:00 <slinky_J> y all teh stress
35:00 <slinky_J> snort teh balls
35:00 <ATS63> snort the marijuanas with b1
36:00 <slinky_J> worst catwoman is halley berry fk u talkin bout
36:00 <slinky_J> lol
36:00 <TheRiddler> doesn't count
36:00 <MarleyQuinn> Ahem. Worst Batman is the new one. I bet everyone will disagree with me but his Batman voice is ridiculous
36:00 <slinky_J> who ben affleck
36:00 <ATS63> its cool
36:00 <Jewel> ATS63 i dont think so....
36:00 <Jewel> where is nev?
36:00 <ATS63> nev!
36:00 <ATS63> veg is in nev
36:00 <Jewel> wtf
36:00 <Skirmish> I love how B1 conducts himself in the same way as the people he suggests bans for. For an old guy he still acts like a teenager.  A witless teenager.
36:00 <Jewel> Bastardly_One whats up your bum
37:00 <tooheys> i havent seen the newer batmans but i have to say that batman arkham city and arkham origins are BRILLIANT games
37:00 <slinky_J> ahahaha because he is the new batman..
37:00 <slinky_J> yea tooheys kick ass games
37:00 <Serenity> whos the new batman MarleyQuinn?
37:00 <xm> tooheys, havent heard it
37:00 <Serenity> the actor
37:00 <slinky_J> cant wait for sequel to arkham city
37:00 <slinky_J> unf unf nxt yr but
37:00 <tooheys> i dont think we want to know Jewel 
37:00 <ATS63> Las Vegas, Nevada. Except no, I'm a sydney guy
37:00 <tooheys> i love how people get kicked/banned for discussing his dealings with the police too
38:00 <MarleyQuinn> Uhh. Fuck
38:00 <tooheys> surely he deserves to cop a bit of abuse for what he did
38:00 <Serenity> tooheys its made up
38:00 <Jewel> no we dont
38:00 <Jewel> ATS63 are you high
38:00 <Serenity> thats why you get kicked
38:00 <Serenity> you are not allowed to call people those names in here
38:00 <Skirmish> Even if that shit is true tooheys I'd rather wait and laugh when he's seen on the news after sentencing rather than comment about it. 
39:00 <MarleyQuinn> The one in Dark Knight
39:00 <tooheys> good track, bit too much fucking around in it though... i wish everyone would just make tracks that go off for the entire time
39:00 <MarleyQuinn> Whatsisface
39:00 <Serenity> oh um
39:00 <Serenity> chrisian bale?
39:00 <slinky_J> christian bale..
39:00 <Serenity> is that him
39:00 <MarleyQuinn> Yea!
39:00 <slinky_J> his voice rocks
39:00 <Serenity> i wasnt a huge fan, but i do like him as an actor
39:00 <MarleyQuinn> His voice is stupid. 
39:00 <Serenity> its just a troll story...
39:00 <tooheys> well i dont know whether its true or not but its still funny to give him shit about it
39:00 <Skirmish> *shrugs* He's a dickhead.  I don't care either way.
39:00 <Serenity> not in here its not
39:00 <Serenity> so if i have to kick you again it'll be a ban
40:00 <slinky_J> why is it stupid?
40:00 <MarleyQuinn> Batman randomly becomes emphasymic or what not when he becomes Batman. Caman. 
40:00 <slinky_J> its to disguise his voice..
40:00 <xm> tooheys, my favourite song for a while during highschool https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CT-M2IAySG4
40:00 <TheRiddler> bale said it was how the suit felt
40:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: DJ Brisk and trixxy - Show me the way (Jun 25, 2010) 5:28 - - 522 views - 2 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
40:00 <slinky_J> should he have sounded like he inhaled helium?
40:00 <xm> taped off mix up or whatever it was from jjj
40:00 <tooheys> doesnt bother me i got a dynamic ip
40:00 <Serenity> the more you 'evade' the longer you'll stay banned
40:00 <Serenity> just so you know.
41:00 <TheRiddler> it gave him headaches
41:00 <MarleyQuinn> It's stupid 
41:00 <TheRiddler> so he roled with it
41:00 <TheRiddler> I dont mind him as batman
41:00 <slinky_J> they digitally enhanced his voice as batman
41:00 <Skirmish> tooheys: You've made him go silent.  You can get next weeks pay cheque he is squealing to ops listing all the people he wants banned. Leave it at that. 
41:00 <ATS63> Yes. I snorted the biggest shad of marijuanas
41:00 <Skirmish> bet*
41:00 <Bastardly_One> just so you know 
41:00 <ATS63> Through my bong
41:00 <Student> i wonder if writing the essay caused more headaches or sorting things out in this channel?
42:00 <MarleyQuinn> Firstly. It's a movie. About a superhero who's true identity is pretty obvious if you were infact to give it a minute of thought. 
42:00 <tooheys> xm, will check it out... this was my favourite track for a while in primary school :)
42:00 <tooheys> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dN8e9b2ON8s
42:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: L.A. STYLE - James Brown Is Dead (Dec 31, 2009) 3:32 - - 954,400 - 3,675 likes (98.1%), 72 dislikes (1.9%)
42:00 <slinky_J> so get over it already
42:00 <tooheys> bonus points for spotting the amiga mouse pointer in the video
42:00 <slinky_J> ur not making Christopher Nolan cry
42:00 <TheRiddler> no they didn't
42:00 <xm> i think i had that as a mod
42:00 <Bastardly_One> I had another can of gaygo creme soda just then
42:00 <Serenity> this channel causes more headaches than any essay ive done
42:00 <Bastardly_One> I swear this shit gets better each can
42:00 <slinky_J> i had some creamy soda b4
42:00 <slinky_J> woodroffe
42:00 <slinky_J> drofflez
42:00 <tooheys> gaygo?
43:00 <TheRiddler> it's bale's voice
43:00 <MarleyQuinn> Probably not. But haters gonna hate anyway. 
43:00 <tooheys> xm, think every one did :P 
43:00 <xm> kinda reminds me of... kirk...your son is dead
43:00 <xm> just the lyrics
43:00 <Bastardly_One> faygo
43:00 <Skirmish> Freudian slip.  
43:00 <Bastardly_One> I've got cartons of it coming from US friends for my birthday
43:00 <Bastardly_One> cheap cunts
43:00 <Bastardly_One> it's cheap as
43:00 <Serenity> dont fucking say freud in front of me
43:00 <Serenity> lol
44:00 <tooheys> mass hysteria this is techno house is not my home but it rocks though
44:00 <slinky_J> ur the hater
44:00 <TheRiddler> oh
44:00 <slinky_J> hating
44:00 <MarleyQuinn> Yes. Thanks for clarifying
44:00 <TheRiddler> they did it TDK and onwards 
44:00 <xm> a apt song for a funeral if your son does from an OD
44:00 <xm> an*
44:00 <Bastardly_One> but each one is sending a different flavour
44:00 <Bastardly_One> freud was just a dirty german perv
44:00 <Skirmish> Considering the FDA recently admitted it didn't have the capacity to ensure all chemicals in food/drink available to americans was safe then I'd just be tipping it down the sink. 
44:00 <Bastardly_One> dude
44:00 <Bastardly_One> it's banned in some US states
44:00 <doctor> lol
45:00 <tooheys> listening to it now xm
45:00 <tooheys> think ive heard this on one of the hardcore heaven mixes
45:00 <MarleyQuinn> But he's not even Batman anymore
45:00 <slinky_J> pierce brosnon as bond = pp% posing for camera 1% acting
45:00 <Skirmish> Drink away. 
45:00 <Bastardly_One> the sugar content is really high
45:00 <ATS63> Skirmish: unsafe food is the least worry of things entering B1's body
45:00 <doctor> psychoanalysis is terrible stuff
45:00 <slinky_J> 99%
45:00 <Bastardly_One> 36g of sugar to 335mls
45:00 <Bastardly_One> good shit
46:00 <xm> it was on the United Dance anthems
46:00 <tooheys> oh yeah, i know this song well
46:00 <xm> as well
46:00 <TheRiddler> yes
46:00 <tooheys> ive got 4 different remixes of this
46:00 <Bastardly_One> seriously, I think I just pass out from sugar od at the end of the day
46:00 <Bastardly_One> I should
46:00 <Jewel> good
46:00 <Jewel> go pass out now
46:00 <Bastardly_One> go have another burger
46:00 <tooheys> lol jewel
46:00 <Bastardly_One> I hear you're huge
46:00 <Jewel> i dont eat burgers :)
46:00 <ATS63> B1: whats your address? I have all this organic stuff from china
46:00 <Student> so whenever users in this channel think you are getting cranky , you drink sugar enriched soda? ;)
46:00 <ATS63> I send it to you?
46:00 <Jewel> i hear you have a small penis
46:00 <Bastardly_One> you hear wrong
46:00 <Jewel> small penis man
46:00 <Jewel> i heard it tho
47:00 <xm> one fo the reasons i stopped listening to HH was they kept remixing the same tunes over and over again. like giving the same program an upgrade each time
47:00 <tooheys> yeah it was a bit like that for a while
47:00 <Jewel> so it must be right
47:00 <tooheys> yeah ive heard that too actually someone told me it was so small it was inverted
47:00 <Jewel> thats your logic
47:00 <Jewel> lol
47:00 <Bastardly_One> you heard wrong ... I just told ya 
47:00 <Serenity> hes over exaggerating as usual
47:00 <Bastardly_One> but you never deny it 
47:00 <Serenity> theres like 2g more sugar in a can than a normal drink
47:00 <Bastardly_One> eh? what about now?
47:00 <ATS63> I heard it... from the schizophrenia
47:00 <doctor> just have a bag of sugar on your lap at all hours of the day, then suck on a palm full when ever you get bored
47:00 <Jewel> why deny things morons say?
47:00 <Bastardly_One> ummmmm read the side of the can Serenity
47:00 <Jewel> lol ATS63
47:00 <Serenity> i literally just did
48:00 <tooheys> now this is what you call a banger
48:00 <xm> and it's weird to have a tune with either no vocals, or no minimal vocals, to be done again with excessive vocals and/or vocals done poorly/really cheesy
48:00 <xm> yeah i liked that one too
48:00 <Bastardly_One> sugars on this says 36g
48:00 <Skirmish> BACK UP!  NEED BACK UP! lol
48:00 <ATS63> Schizophrenia never lies
48:00 <Bastardly_One> on the redpop 37
48:00 <Serenity> yes have you read a normal can lately?
48:00 <Bastardly_One> I am saying the side of the can
48:00 <Serenity> fanta has just as much
48:00 <Skirmish> Face it B1 ... not even american soft drink can make you special. 
48:00 <Serenity> or that cheap shit from coles
48:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck, that's bad then ... that's a fair bit of sugar
49:00 <xm> that was on my MP3 server i think
49:00 <tooheys> open your eyes see all the love in me ive got enough forever, dont be afraid take all you need from me and we'll be strong together
49:00 <slinky_J> man i really turned Jewel into a nasty bitch
49:00 <Serenity> fanta has more sugar than coke
49:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh, it's the flavours Skirmish ... they're nice and different
49:00 <ATS63> Mum says I'm special
49:00 <Jewel> damn u sugary drinks
49:00 <ATS63> And handsome
49:00 <Jewel> u are special son
49:00 <Bastardly_One> hang on, I wanna see on the bottle of coke now
49:00 <slinky_J> i have sunkist
49:00 <Bastardly_One> never noticed tbh
49:00 <tooheys> who cares how much sugar a drink has 
49:00 <slinky_J> unf unf
49:00 <Bastardly_One> 27g of sugars
49:00 <Serenity> now i can sit down n watch the new doctor who
49:00 <Skirmish> If you've never noticed then why carry on like you're spooning sugar straight into your mouth then?  
49:00 <Bastardly_One> in 2ltr
50:00 <Bastardly_One> and this has 36g in one can
50:00 <Bastardly_One> that's a fuckload
50:00 <ATS63> I'm filing my MythBusters downloads under "Documentary". I hope that makes you people mad
50:00 <Bastardly_One> I don't care man 
50:00 <Bastardly_One> I am saying it's a wonder
50:00 <Skirmish> It's good for your pancreas. Keep drinking.
50:00 <Serenity> Sugars	39.8 g	
50:00 <Bastardly_One> remember once we had a convo
50:00 <Serenity> in 1 375ml can of coke
50:00 <Bastardly_One> about hot flushes n stuff
50:00 <Serenity> so theres less in faygo
51:00 <tooheys> fuck i must eat a few hundred grams of sugar a day then
51:00 <Bastardly_One> and you asked about diabetes and it was a serious convo?
51:00 <Skirmish> gaygo*
51:00 <tooheys> thats not very good :/
51:00 <Bastardly_One> I am saying it's a wonder I haven't got it 
51:00 <Bastardly_One> not that i care
51:00 <Serenity> sugar doesnt cause diabetes
51:00 <Jewel> yes a real wonder
51:00 <Skirmish> You are a contender for a Darwin Award B1, that goes without saying.
52:00 <JonKoppenhaver> Skirmish
52:00 <tooheys> thats not the only award hes a contender for
52:00 <Bastardly_One> Oh I read the bottle wrong
52:00 <Bastardly_One> that's per serve
52:00 <Bastardly_One> shit, thats a fucking lot too
52:00 <Bastardly_One> oh well
52:00 <tooheys> Bastardly_One werent you just giving me & jewel shit for not being able to read
53:00 <tooheys> xm let me show u what i am thinking of going to
53:00 <xm> tooheys, this was beautiful as well --> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NdLEEQiYVaA
53:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Sharkey & Trixxy - Genesis (Oct 10, 2008) 6:00 - - 7,403 - 27 likes (93.1%), 2 dislikes (6.9%)
53:00 <xm> the 303 clone?
53:00 <tooheys> dickhead
53:00 <Bastardly_One> heh
53:00 <Bastardly_One> seen the size of writing on a 2ltr bottle of coke?
53:00 <Serenity> ive told you so many times before now you've been over exaggerating it lol
53:00 <Bastardly_One> good luck reading that as stoned as I am 
53:00 <Skirmish> His vision is blurred because of his gaygo.
53:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck off you 
53:00 <Jewel> lol
53:00 <Bastardly_One> I didn't realise 
53:00 <tooheys> his vision is blurred coz hes being rammed up the ass by a big black dick
53:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah, I am now I see it 
53:00 <Jewel> what goes around comes around
53:00 <Bastardly_One> how is that legal?
54:00 <xm> ah
54:00 <xm> event?
54:00 <xm> this was my favourite track off bonkers 2
54:00 <tooheys> xm, http://imagebin.org/317993
54:00 <Bastardly_One> that much sugar is a load
54:00 <Jewel> its ok...hes just high
54:00 <tooheys> u wish it was a load Bastardly_One 
54:00 <Skirmish> Show me the law that regulates amounts of sugar.
54:00 <Student> high from having lot of sugar ha ha 
54:00 <Bastardly_One> ;)
54:00 <Bastardly_One> that wasn't bad tooheys
54:00 <slinky_J> fk me
54:00 <tooheys> thanks
54:00 <slinky_J> these trans sesuaxls on tele
54:00 <Bastardly_One> fucked if I know Skirmish
55:00 <xm> lol 'no illegal substances'
55:00 <tooheys> yeah i laughed at that too
55:00 <xm> free CD?
55:00 <xm> bring out a PlUR
55:00 <Skirmish> Then how can it be illegal? 
55:00 <couleurs> ps4!!!!!!
55:00 <slinky_J> couleurs xD
55:00 <Student> heroin is called "brown sugar" ;)
55:00 <Bastardly_One> then again it was americans that told me the reasons it wasn't able to be got for the "sugar content"
55:00 <Bastardly_One> not the brightest people I suppose
55:00 <Serenity> its legal because if an adult wants to pour pure sugar down their gullets thats their prerogative
55:00 <slinky_J> thort u loved americans
55:00 <slinky_J> TRANNY TEE VEE CUNTS
56:00 <tooheys> a what?
56:00 <xm> the PLUR*
56:00 <xm> this is HH anyway. not like they ever trouble makers?
56:00 <Bastardly_One> I do but come on 
56:00 <Serenity> yanks deep fry butter i really dont think theyd be concerned about a drink that has 20g less sugar than coke
56:00 <Skirmish> I have a massive craving for a packet of black cats. 
56:00 <Bastardly_One> some are like Q all over
56:00 <Bastardly_One> eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew
56:00 <Skirmish> The only place that sells them local sells them in 1KG bags.
56:00 <slinky_J> i haz 3 2ltre bottles soda in fridge BAM
56:00 <Bastardly_One> licorice *shudders*
56:00 <Serenity> i want licorice
56:00 <Serenity> yum
56:00 <tooheys> licorice is fkn disgusting
56:00 <Serenity> darrel lea licorice
57:00 <xm> ever were*
57:00 <ATS63> Please depict this plur in a visual representation
57:00 <tooheys> the hardcore scene is quite different to what the happy hardcore scene was
57:00 <tooheys> in england every cunt & their dog listens to hardcore
57:00 <MarleyQuinn> Peace Love Unity Respect?
57:00 <Bastardly_One> yuck
57:00 <Skirmish> The thing is the last time I got a 1KG bag I couldn't stop eating them and got a sore jaw from chewing them.
57:00 <Serenity> darrel lea has apple licorice
57:00 <Serenity> its so fucking good
57:00 <Skirmish> ^
57:00 <Bastardly_One> fucking disgustng both of you
57:00 <Maurice> I like red licorice
57:00 <Skirmish> Raspberry too! 
57:00 <Bastardly_One> you too
57:00 <Maurice> I remember in prim school they also had yellow and green
57:00 <Bastardly_One> three of you
57:00 <Bastardly_One> fucking disgusting
57:00 <Serenity> apple strawberry blackcurrant mango
57:00 <Serenity> i think theres more
57:00 <Maurice> Eat a bag of dicks, that seems to be more your flavour
58:00 <MarleyQuinn> I am suddenly a 16 year old raver again
58:00 <Maurice> They can keep the mango
58:00 <tooheys> Bastardly_One would u rather dock with another guy or eat a big bag of licorice
58:00 <Bastardly_One> what about you tooheys?
58:00 <ATS63> Dock challenge! I will watch & judge. I do not mind
58:00 <tooheys> depends on the guy lol
58:00 <Bastardly_One> lol @ your answer
58:00 <Serenity> http://dlea.com.au/soft-eating-liquorice-blueberry-pomegranate-1670.html
58:00 <tooheys> i hate licorice so much that id have to seriously consider it
58:00 <Bastardly_One> bit hard unless I was doing the docking though
59:00 <xm> ATS63, http://imgur.com/uBEgYPA
59:00 <xm> no pills there
59:00 <xm> it's already ingested
59:00 <ATS63> Intradasting
59:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... my answer was it'd be a hard decision
59:00 <slinky_J> i got rock candy
59:00 <slinky_J> licorice 
59:00 <Bastardly_One> then I saw the inuendo
59:00 <slinky_J> mmm
59:00 <Serenity> get ya cocks out
59:00 <tooheys> mines already out Serenity 
59:00 <slinky_J> BANG OUT WITH YA CLAM OUT
59:00 <Skirmish> B1 thinks roller derby guys are hot so maybe if it was one of them tooheys?
59:00 <tooheys> lol Skirmish 
59:00 <Serenity> thats hot tooheys
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