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00:00 <simba> well lean back and chill out 
00:00 <simba> lifes 2 short to worry about what Skirmish said
00:00 <Skirmish> lol why am I even in this conversation?! 
00:00 <BilbroRappins> i wasnt worried about what he said
00:00 <BilbroRappins> ask simba
01:00 <BilbroRappins> he needs a friend to talk to
01:00 <BilbroRappins> the stoner's all urs
01:00 <simba> this doesnt feel like a conversation its more like.. calming a bear down from attacking everyone or something
01:00 <simba> its like chaos control
01:00 <BilbroRappins> O_o
01:00 <BilbroRappins> are you mental jono
02:00 <BilbroRappins> you go out of your way to try to rile someone up
02:00 <BilbroRappins> trollin
02:00 <simba> thats just how it feels
02:00 <BilbroRappins> and this is where you take it
02:00 <Skirmish> Defensive panda is defensive. 
02:00 <BilbroRappins> im not allowed to defend myself?
02:00 <BilbroRappins> stand up for myself?
02:00 <simba> y so serious
03:00 <Skirmish> doth dost protest too much!
03:00 <simba> u cant ever just play along u need to get all stern and work urself up
03:00 <BilbroRappins> simba I don't need ppl like you and mew talking shit about me
03:00 <BilbroRappins> play along with what?
03:00 <BilbroRappins> ^^
03:00 <BilbroRappins> im supposed to be playing along...?
03:00 <BilbroRappins> you need help man
03:00 <Skirmish> They do say the people that defend themselves to the dying breath about something they said are usually liars. 
04:00 <simba> yea
04:00 <BilbroRappins> who says that
04:00 <BilbroRappins> simba knows exactly what he's doing.
05:00 <BilbroRappins> you've gotta be dumber than he is to be so easily convinced 
05:00 <BilbroRappins> lol
05:00 <BilbroRappins> now that's funny jono
05:00 <Skirmish> http://depressiond.com/pathological-liar/    <-------- Find yourself Panda. 
06:00 <simba> i just want u to be honest to urself so ur honest to us
06:00 <Skirmish> Here is another irc nutbag.  Morning Jewel. 
06:00 <BilbroRappins> simba
06:00 <BilbroRappins> im an honest person
06:00 <BilbroRappins> stop havin a go dude
07:00 <BilbroRappins> its sunday night
07:00 <BilbroRappins> ur bored, okay cool, some ppl just want to chill
07:00 <simba> ur not that honest
07:00 <slinky_J> how would you kow
07:00 <simba> i can never get a straight answer out of u even when u involve me in ur shit
07:00 <slinky_J> know*
07:00 <simba> u just pretend ur drunk 
07:00 <simba> lol
07:00 <Skirmish> Pathological lying is generally caused by a combination of factors, which may include genetic components, dysfunctional or insecure childhood, dyslexia or other type of cerebral dysfunction. Such conditions may host environment that is likely to emerge chronic or pathological lying as an adaptive defense mechanism. Dysfunctional family, parental overprotection, sibling rivalry, mental 
07:00 <Skirmish> retardation are among many causes of pathological lying.
07:00 <Skirmish> Read more http://depressiond.com/pathological-liar/
07:00 <slinky_J> now i pretend im drunk
07:00 <Jewel> hello panda bear
07:00 <slinky_J> we havent seen eachother since 2009
07:00 <simba> u couldnt even admit it was u abusing mew that time when the screenshots came out
07:00 <slinky_J> u were an asshole then
07:00 <simba> i wouldnt say ur an Honest Man
07:00 <slinky_J> and ur one now
08:00 <slinky_J> you were always high as fuck
08:00 <simba> ok
08:00 <simba> lol
08:00 <slinky_J> the weed, it convinces people they're smarter than they are
08:00 <simba> you talk about weed a lot
08:00 <slinky_J> if u got off it and listened to somebody like yourself, you'd probably never smoke it again
08:00 <Skirmish> Since I don't smoke weed it must mean I really am smarter. 
08:00 <slinky_J> im trying to enlighten you
08:00 <slinky_J> hey Jewel :P
08:00 <slinky_J> notice simba gave u a fuckloada shit last nite
08:00 <slinky_J> noticed*
09:00 <simba> lol
09:00 <simba> random
09:00 <slinky_J> it's not random
09:00 <slinky_J> it's memory
09:00 <simba> i wasnt here last night
09:00 <simba> i remember saying some things to Jewel recently but they werent negative
09:00 <slinky_J> it was the first thing i saw when i logged on today
09:00 <simba> so idk what ur spittin
09:00 <Skirmish> I see simba as someone that has matured online panda and in that process they are distancing themselves from people they can now clearly identify in a negative context.  He's trying to enable to you begin the same journey yourself. 
10:00 <Jewel> eh
10:00 <Jewel> simba is a cute lion
10:00 <simba> yeah i just want panda to be honest like he is in PM
10:00 <simba> in main hes afraid
10:00 <Skirmish> There really is no benefit in telling lies on the internet. 
11:00 <Jewel> panda are you being bad
11:00 <slinky_J> nup
11:00 <Jewel> simba we will never understand panda
11:00 <Jewel> hes out of this world
11:00 <slinky_J>  <Skirmish> I see simba as someone that has matured online panda and in that process they are distancing themselves from people they can now clearly identify in a negative context.  He's trying to enable to you begin the same journey yourself. 
12:00 <slinky_J> that is some wack math dude
12:00 <simba> Jewel i think u had 2 good songs after all
12:00 <slinky_J> huh Jewel?
12:00 <Jewel> yay
12:00 <Jewel> 2 songs
12:00 <Skirmish> It's what I see slinky_J.  I've noticed simba online for many years and I have noticed the change. 
12:00 <slinky_J> lol
12:00 <Jewel> nothing panda youre just your own person
12:00 <slinky_J> professor skirmish
12:00 <Jewel> and i like it
13:00 <slinky_J> xD
13:00 <slinky_J> was ur sunday as freezing as mine?
13:00 <Jewel> yes
13:00 <slinky_J> i like went to bed to keep warm n fell asleep aheh
13:00 <Skirmish> Why does it make you angry to see simba's peers acknowledge a positive change in him slinky_J? 
13:00 <slinky_J> lol peers
14:00 <slinky_J> i honestly couldnt give a fuck about simba as a person Skirmish
14:00 <simba> lol
14:00 <Skirmish> Then why so mad bro? 
14:00 <simba> what a load of shit
14:00 <simba> everything this guy says is dog shit
14:00 <slinky_J> im sittin here, tryin to laugh along with the reno 911 gang, just correct you by saying keyboard
14:00 <slinky_J> and simba picks up a scent
14:00 <slinky_J> n has to have a go
15:00 <slinky_J> simba, wake the fuck up man.
15:00 <simba> "ur my best mate bro" 
15:00 <slinky_J> you cant even be honest about all the prossies u fucked at my joint
15:00 <Jewel> simba which one is your favourite of the 2 songs?
15:00 <simba> the 1 about the girl that broke up with the guy
15:00 <slinky_J> you're like the most terrible friend
15:00 <simba> Break Up Song
16:00 <Jewel> foolish games?
17:00 <simba> Jewel are u really Jewel
17:00 <slinky_J> beagle and simba, you're both so alike, he's an alcoholic that talks nonsense and you've been smoking weed far too long you act like you're Yoda
17:00 <Jewel> yes simba i am
17:00 <British^Meat> Oh i got it, slinky_J is The Jewel Of Denial
18:00 <slinky_J> old joke bm
18:00 <British^Meat> classic right there
18:00 <Jewel> oh god
18:00 <Jewel> lol
18:00 <Skirmish> He's on the verge of a mental breakdown British^Meat.  All his lies have caught up with him at once. 
18:00 <slinky_J> yer
18:00 <beehhh> might go study just ate beef ball noodle
18:00 <slinky_J> any second now
18:00 <slinky_J> simba what're the pre-emptive meltdown measures?
19:00 <simba> umm preparing for your pm
19:00 <simba> lol
19:00 <simba> "bro"
19:00 <Skirmish> To find his mother somewhere to live that's not an empty shipping container. 
19:00 <simba> "fkn"
19:00 <simba> "i love u bro stop attacking me in melb"
19:00 <slinky_J> i call most guys bro
19:00 <simba> "fkn gets on my grills dude lol"
19:00 <slinky_J> i never say i love u
19:00 <slinky_J> when do i say grills
19:00 <simba> i actually think you said you love me like two weeks ago when you had that major meltdown and gave me your mums number
19:00 <simba> and all that shit happened
19:00 <beehhh> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ofkVh3zQwYs&feature=share
19:00 <slinky_J> ive asked you to give up trollin me, in pm
19:00 <simba> that i wont go into again
19:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Wise Words From An Aussie Dole Bludger - PART 1 ( Dec 17, 2012) 5:42 - Category: Comedy - 1,436 - 12 likes (57.1%), 9 dislikes (42.9%)
19:00 <slinky_J> and you said you wouldnt
20:00 <slinky_J> you admitted that in melb chan couple weeks ago
20:00 <Jewel> cant we all get along
20:00 <slinky_J> that that's what you'd said
20:00 <simba> i love u bro
20:00 <slinky_J> so check mate fucker.
20:00 <Skirmish> Can I get slinky_J's mums number? 
20:00 <Jewel> just thing in 10 years will this conversation matter
21:00 <simba> will the internet even exist?
21:00 <Skirmish> Words of wisdom from the space cadet Jewel ..... 
21:00 <beehhh> guy is fkn stoned lol cunt
21:00 <slinky_J> im surprised beehhh doesnt have a following
21:00 <slinky_J> like a cult
22:00 <Skirmish> As entertaining as this has been .... I am going to head off to bed.  I hope I don't wake up to the news that Panda has become a cutter. 
23:00 <fawks> gots ma hair did https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpf1/t1.0-9/10487453_690758647685022_2257156535784568006_n.jpg
24:00 <beehhh> is this Adonis
25:00 <beehhh> wise aussie bloke giving an speech or two
25:00 <Skirmish> simba ban beehhh before I go to bed please.
25:00 <Skirmish> Shut this fuckwit paki up.
26:00 <simba> stfu mirza!!!!!!!!!!
26:00 <Jewel> you ok simba
26:00 <simba> yes
27:00 <simba> did u wanna trade nudes now
27:00 <Jewel> yes
27:00 <Jewel> msg me
27:00 <beehhh> http://i1.ytimg.com/vi/Rzgq6pEE2Jg/0.jpg
27:00 <simba> ok
28:00 <Jewel> kewl
28:00 <beehhh> Jewel your not getting simba's cock
29:00 <Jewel> im only after his money
29:00 <simba> lol
29:00 <simba> Money Fame Weed
29:00 <beehhh> watch the part II
29:00 <Jewel> drugs are bad for you
31:00 <Saemon> is the drama over yet?
31:00 <Saemon> everynights its like a freaken soap opera in here
31:00 <Jewel> depends
31:00 <Saemon> beverly hills 90210
33:00 <slinky_J> wb ana
33:00 <slinky_J> fk yes 11th woo
34:00 <Saemon> oi slinks u seen guardians of the galaxy yet brah?
34:00 <beehhh> many chinese in straya already n pakis
35:00 <Saemon> wth does slinky_J have me on ignore?
35:00 <Jewel> slinky
35:00 <simba> what makes you think that Saemon?
35:00 <Jewel> Saemon is talking to you
35:00 <simba> because he didnt reply within 57 seconds
35:00 <simba> lol
35:00 <beehhh> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Demographics_of_Australia
35:00 <Saemon> ive tried asking him this before
36:00 <simba> maybe he thinks ur gay and boring
36:00 <Saemon> and he didnt reply then either, yet he was conversing with others still
36:00 <Jewel> sometimes we dont question things Panda does
36:00 <Jewel> he just is
36:00 <Jewel> panda
36:00 <slinky_J> im super psyched now its monday
37:00 <Jewel> see
37:00 <Saemon> slinky_J i asked you a question
37:00 <Saemon> oh well if he doesnt want my friendship, his loss
37:00 <slinky_J> whut question dude
37:00 <Jewel> awwww
38:00 <Saemon> oi slinks u seen guardians of the galaxy yet brah?
38:00 <slinky_J> man i gotta take this cig back outside
38:00 <slinky_J> nup
38:00 <slinky_J> i wana see it this weekend
38:00 <Saemon> its awesome man lol
38:00 <slinky_J> YESSS
38:00 <slinky_J> not kiddin
38:00 <Saemon> that racoon shootin the machine gun
38:00 <Saemon> is fucken insane
38:00 <Saemon> lol
38:00 <slinky_J> lol
38:00 <slinky_J> i havent heard a bad thing yet
38:00 <slinky_J> brb
38:00 <Saemon> yah, marvel movies have been top notch lately
39:00 <beehhh> cigarette gives ya bowl cancer
39:00 <Saemon> i cant wait for more adaptations, such as the deadpool movie, silver surfer, etc
39:00 <simba>  <Saemon> oh well if he doesnt want my friendship, his loss -lol
39:00 <simba> now who thinks theyre in a soap opera
39:00 <Jewel> lol
40:00 <Jewel> we need some intense music
40:00 <beehhh> opera house looks like a clit
40:00 <Saemon> ive got alot to offer in terms of conversation about pop culture and sci fi stuff
40:00 <simba> DUBSTEP!!!!!!!!
40:00 <simba> we dont need conversation about either of that
40:00 <beehhh> you let other indians n pakis in but not me Skirmish cause im bangladeshi
40:00 <slinky_J> Saemon Saemon u wana see somethin funny dl this movie Hell Baby
41:00 <slinky_J> has the reno 911 dudes in it
41:00 <Saemon> ah hahah ive seen it already mang
41:00 <Saemon> its hilare bro
41:00 <slinky_J> AHAHAHA yeah man
41:00 <beehhh> women wants too much
42:00 <slinky_J> i apologise man i just scared the fuck out of you, i just woke up uh in your crawl space to tip toe to the bathroom without being seen
42:00 <slinky_J> lolz
42:00 <beehhh> they can have the whole fkn country
42:00 <Saemon> lol slinks
42:00 <slinky_J> lolol
42:00 <beehhh> money for kids money for shopping free money all belongs to women
42:00 <Saemon> oi man have you heard of that prison show called Oz?
43:00 <Saemon> it used to air on SBS
43:00 <slinky_J> yep
43:00 <slinky_J> good show
43:00 <Saemon> its pretty badass man
43:00 <Saemon> ive been gettin into it lately
43:00 <slinky_J> hardcore stuff
43:00 <beehhh> eat carpet i used to watch
43:00 <Saemon> yah man
43:00 <beehhh> good cops bad cops
43:00 <Saemon> i like how they have all those factions in it
43:00 <Saemon> the italia mafias, the bikiers, the aryans, the muslims, the black homies etc
43:00 <Saemon> is real prison like that?
44:00 <Saemon> pretty badass stuff 
44:00 <simba> do u like humans to be divided like that Saemon
44:00 <Saemon> no, its just interesting to watch in a fictional drama
44:00 <slinky_J> it's a dramatized version of prison in the U.S.A.
44:00 <slinky_J> in reality there are a lot of normal ppl in prison in the US
44:00 <Saemon> in real life i'd like everyone to eliminate divisions and co-exist in peace and harmony with one another simba
45:00 <beehhh> more heatwaves to come
45:00 <simba> wonderful
45:00 <slinky_J> its only hard if you're sent off to do hard time in a maximum prison
45:00 <beehhh> i should head to bed soon waking is a curse
45:00 <Saemon> ic slinks
45:00 <Saemon> that show scared me 
45:00 <slinky_J> yeah
45:00 <Saemon> if prison was really like that, everythings so corrupt man
45:00 <slinky_J> if you went to prison here for something little it wouldnt be bad man
46:00 <Saemon> people would stand no chance
46:00 <beehhh> drink water eat veggies n fruit sleep alot go bed early wake up early
46:00 <slinky_J> no shit lol
46:00 <Saemon> i know this guy who boasts about goin to prison
46:00 <Saemon> like as if it made him such a toughcunt or someshit
47:00 <beehhh> you cant touch this
47:00 <slinky_J> ha
47:00 <Saemon> its like, lol
47:00 <Jewel> we can touch Panda
47:00 <Saemon> you're a pathetic human being in order to have to be locked up away froms society like that
47:00 <slinky_J> yer
48:00 <slinky_J> then you have those thrill seekers
48:00 <slinky_J> that go out stealing high end cars
48:00 <slinky_J> just to go back to prison to brag about it
48:00 <Saemon> but some ppl get impressed by shit like this 
48:00 <slinky_J> get out do the same shit again
48:00 <Saemon> yeah
48:00 <Saemon> shawshank redemption bro
48:00 <slinky_J> lol
48:00 <slinky_J> classic
48:00 <Saemon> some prisoners cant cope with the outside real world
48:00 <slinky_J> Bronson
48:00 <Saemon> they want to go back inside
48:00 <slinky_J> my fav prison movie
49:00 <beehhh> all the chinese btiches will be back in the morn
49:00 <beehhh> uni starts tomorrow
49:00 <slinky_J> yeah they become institutionalised
49:00 <beehhh> wish i could nuke them with my cum
49:00 <slinky_J> the prison system needs an overhaul if they want to rehabilitate people
49:00 <Saemon> yeah man totally
49:00 <Saemon> young kids get sent into prison these days
49:00 <slinky_J> wont happen though
49:00 <Saemon> they come out learning more shit
49:00 <slinky_J> it's like in Texas yrs ago
49:00 <slinky_J> right
49:00 <beehhh> i wrote my 1st journal its a good start
49:00 <Saemon> are more dangerous then ever
50:00 <Jewel> do the crime do the time
50:00 <slinky_J> the prisons crammed up
50:00 <Saemon> when they get out
50:00 <beehhh> irc is no good
50:00 <slinky_J> so they're letting out minor offenders
50:00 <slinky_J> and they let out this murderer
50:00 <slinky_J> people just didnt want to put in the funding to build more prisons
50:00 <slinky_J> so what does he do
50:00 <slinky_J> he goes on a killing spree
50:00 <slinky_J> after that, they build more prisons.
50:00 <beehhh> im going to say goodbye to internet for a year or so
50:00 <slinky_J> i gotta go drown bill crosby 
50:00 <Saemon> damn
51:00 <Saemon> ppl like that needs the death penalty 
51:00 <beehhh> all eyes are on you man i cannot watch your back from far
52:00 <beehhh> bitch wasnt happy with my cock but enjoyed my money for sure
52:00 <beehhh> ex husband killed himself after shooting many inc himself
52:00 <Jewel> beehhhn are you sad
53:00 <beehhh> why should I be sad
53:00 <Jewel> dunno
53:00 <Jewel> seems like it
53:00 <simba> lol
53:00 <simba> mirza u wanna chat on skype
54:00 <simba> man 2 man
54:00 <beehhh> https://au.news.yahoo.com/video/watch/24676806/ex-husbands-shooting-rampage/
54:00 <beehhh> i rather chat with beagle hes  nice to chat
54:00 <simba> im nice to chat i swear
54:00 <Saemon> what does beehhh sound like irl?
55:00 <simba> hes like
55:00 <beehhh> my internet quota has finished already
55:00 <Saemon> does he sound like apu?
55:00 <simba> he sounds how he looks basically
55:00 <Maurice> Filthy?
55:00 <Saemon> "dank Q gum agen"
55:00 <Serenity> he cant be any worse than talking to beagle
56:00 <slinky_J> man Saemon when u come across a movie like Hell Baby u gotta tell me man
56:00 <slinky_J> xD
56:00 <Saemon> i imagine beagle to sound very slurry
56:00 <beehhh> Saemon goes to a parlor for happy ending n finds out a ladyboy riding his arse while he was drunk
56:00 <Saemon> lol slinks fo sho bro
56:00 <slinky_J> i dld Pacific Rim earlier today
56:00 <Jewel> no need to make fun of ppl with accents
56:00 <Saemon> omg dude
56:00 <Jewel> LOL
56:00 <Saemon> how awesome was it?
56:00 <slinky_J> havent watched it
56:00 <Saemon> i love pacific rim
56:00 <slinky_J> so its good, wooo!
57:00 <Saemon> oh ok
57:00 <Saemon> yeah mang
57:00 <slinky_J> yeah ima guillermo del toro fan man
57:00 <Saemon> its got that hottie from sons of anarchy as the lead
57:00 <Saemon> love that guy
57:00 <beehhh> Jewel is so loose even the elephant declires it a disaster
57:00 <slinky_J> there's this wicked scary supernatural one he did yrs ago The Devil's Backbone
57:00 <Saemon> i mean that chick that asian chick in it
57:00 <slinky_J> way better than The Sixth Sense
57:00 <Saemon> shes hot as
57:00 <Saemon> i'd totally fuck her
57:00 <Jewel> loose as a goose
57:00 <beehhh> in her ear maybe
57:00 <slinky_J> it's in Spanish tho
57:00 <slinky_J> oh ino who u mean
57:00 <beehhh> left ear then swipe to the right
58:00 <slinky_J> and that dude from that bikie show
58:00 <fawks> me https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/10522006_731294950251945_25327221542805898_n.jpg?oh=2219812a1949ad515d21b89a5ee30008&oe=5468D266&__gda__=1417434596_0d8a3a649b932cd60967ece816ecb154
58:00 <slinky_J> is in it ey
58:00 <beehhh> fix her brain with me cock
58:00 <Saemon> yup
58:00 <slinky_J> choice
58:00 <Saemon> haha choice!
58:00 <beehhh> good bitch is gone
58:00 <Saemon> kiwis say that
58:00 <slinky_J> lol
58:00 <Saemon> jake the muss!
58:00 <slinky_J> choice bru
58:00 <slinky_J> JAKE THE FUCKING SNAKE
58:00 <Saemon> COOK ME SOME BLOODY EGGS WOMAN!
58:00 <slinky_J> hahaha
58:00 <slinky_J> i hated pongo wotev his name was
59:00 <beehhh> seven years ago i got deported survived all odds in bangladesh three cyclones
59:00 <slinky_J> the uncle thats now famous in america
59:00 <Saemon> the guy who played jamgo fett?
59:00 <Saemon> jango*
59:00 <slinky_J> yeah
59:00 <beehhh> its a payback time baby
59:00 <Jewel> youre in a weird mood today panda
59:00 <slinky_J> weird mood?
59:00 <slinky_J> i should be in bed
59:00 <Jewel> maybe thats why
59:00 <Jewel> get to bed
59:00 <beehhh> fkn oath panda is right
59:00 <slinky_J> nah its not y
00:00 <beehhh> we dont want girls here at night time its our gaychime
00:00 <slinky_J> i just happy camper lookin forward to somethin
00:00 <beehhh> simba going to strip for us in a minute
00:00 <Jewel> yay
00:00 <beehhh> shows are on the house
00:00 <Jewel> is he
01:00 <beehhh> course he wud, buy me a drink ty
01:00 <Jewel> hi Mew
01:00 <beehhh> more than 70% memory eresed
02:00 <Saemon> yoyo mewsssteerrrrr
02:00 <Mew> hi Jewlie
02:00 <Jewel> :)
02:00 <Saemon> mewlie tell pirate Saemon says 'yo'
02:00 <Mew> saemonsta
02:00 <Saemon> wats crakalackin mewtwo?
02:00 <Saemon> awwww yea
03:00 <Mew> yeeeea
03:00 <beehhh> http://fc00.deviantart.net/fs71/i/2012/215/5/4/od__magic_carpet_ride_by_sidthekid-d59nsga.png
04:00 <beehhh> <beagle> fuck banned in melbourne
05:00 <Serenity> how unfortunate
05:00 <slinky_J> OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE I MOUTH RAPED SOMEBODYS GRANDMOTHER AND MURDERED HER
06:00 <fawks> .
06:00 <slinky_J> Saemon would get it.
06:00 <beehhh> <3
06:00 <slinky_J> horror comedy fox
06:00 <slinky_J> Hell Baby
07:00 <beehhh> dont let your ex husband murder me
07:00 <beehhh> http://www.forbes.com/fdc/welcome_mjx.shtml
09:00 <beehhh> newfoundland is nearer to iceland
14:00 <beehhh> im encouraging all the malaysians to tranfer to curtin perth
14:00 <Maurice> God, I hate you, I wish you could focus on your own country instead of ones you're banned from.
14:00 <simba> lol
17:00 <beehhh> my country is now canada
17:00 <Maurice> Your country is Loserville
17:00 <beehhh> your country is  burntvillie
18:00 <beehhh> http://oi57.tinypic.com/2nrhdsi.jpg
18:00 <Maurice> Uhm.. ok
20:00 <beehhh> godnite Maurice
20:00 <beehhh> goodnite
21:00 <Saemon> ugh
21:00 <Saemon> that show 'have you been paying attention'
21:00 <Saemon> i hate the host guy
21:00 <Saemon> the way he acts n shit
21:00 <Saemon> just so insincere 
22:00 <Saemon> especially his laughs and stuff at the panel members jokes
22:00 <slinky_J> it's a show for dummies bro
22:00 <slinky_J> lol
22:00 <slinky_J> like the project
22:00 <Saemon> yeah i hate how the ppl on the panel thinks they are to funny and witty
23:00 <Maurice> Show for dummies, says it all
23:00 <Saemon> and all the audiences laugh at the lame ass corny cheesy shit they say just to look intelligent
23:00 <Serenity> because you're so hilariously funny and witty.
23:00 <Saemon> pretentious
23:00 <Saemon> its like an audience of renee
23:00 <slinky_J> lol saemon at the priest telling how he was a bullfighter
24:00 <Saemon> although, on tomoros ep that akmal saleed guy is on
24:00 <Saemon> he's always a crack up though
24:00 <Saemon> so should be good
24:00 <Saemon> lol slinsk
24:00 <Saemon> oi apparently
24:00 <Saemon> rove mcmanus is comin back to aust
24:00 <slinky_J> :/
24:00 <Saemon> to host the project
25:00 <slinky_J> well it is his show isnt it
25:00 <slinky_J> he produces it
25:00 <slinky_J> ?
25:00 <Saemon> whoever the lead anchor on that show resigned, i wonder if it was to make way for rove
25:00 <Saemon> yeah its company produces it
25:00 <Saemon> his* company
25:00 <slinky_J> i always wondered where the fhac rove came from
25:00 <slinky_J> allasuddenz there was this show ROVE
26:00 <Saemon> he started off on some weird cable show lke back in the late 90s
26:00 <slinky_J> and then he had like 10 "comedian" co hosts
26:00 <slinky_J> ohh ok
26:00 <Saemon> i didnt even know australia had cable channels back then
26:00 <slinky_J> foxtel
26:00 <Saemon> and then yea, ch.10 picked him up for rove live 
26:00 <slinky_J> oh
26:00 <Saemon> and the rest as they is, is history
27:00 <slinky_J> least now i know
27:00 <slinky_J> lols
27:00 <Saemon> his a midget irl
27:00 <Saemon> he's like 1.50cm
28:00 <slinky_J> "I was a the statue and a one a day was caught in a the crossfire of the mafia, I do not know if a they knew I was a person or just a statue
28:00 <slinky_J> the nurses, they a pulled the nineteen bullets out of me with a their mouths, i guess a the doctors were not there a that day"
29:00 <Saemon> whats this from?
29:00 <slinky_J> "it was a good day!!!"
29:00 <slinky_J> Hell Baby
29:00 <Saemon> btw BlackDevil
29:00 <slinky_J> rofl the priests
29:00 <Saemon> bill doesnt die 
29:00 <Saemon> i just watched the lastest ep of TB
29:00 <Saemon> he fucks sookie in fact
30:00 <slinky_J> in her front teeth gap?
30:00 <slinky_J> i have a sookie novel
30:00 <slinky_J> LOL
31:00 <Saemon> lol
31:00 <slinky_J> yer Dead Until Dark
31:00 <Saemon> wow
31:00 <Saemon> have u read it yet?
31:00 <Saemon> i should really get them
31:00 <slinky_J> nup
32:00 <Saemon> considering im a huge fan
32:00 <slinky_J> got it off ashlee
32:00 <Saemon> ah nice lol
32:00 <slinky_J> i will sometime
32:00 <Saemon> ah i see your plan there
32:00 <slinky_J> but i got American Gods to read after this one im reading
32:00 <Saemon> get into stuff chicks like
32:00 <slinky_J> lol no way
32:00 <slinky_J> she said id like it
33:00 <Saemon> american gods niiiice
33:00 <Saemon> on ebook or hardcopy?
33:00 <slinky_J> i think there's gonna be a movie for american gods
33:00 <slinky_J> hardcopy
33:00 <slinky_J> borrowed from a mate
07:00 <Bastardly_One> [01:33] <Saemon> american gods niiiice
07:00 <Bastardly_One> as if you even know what the book is about 
07:00 <Bastardly_One> not to mention read it 
10:00 <slinky_J> they're making a movie based on it right b1?
10:00 <Bastardly_One> the HBO series is cancelled
10:00 <Bastardly_One> and not sure
11:00 <Bastardly_One> One of my favourite books even
11:00 <Bastardly_One> *ever
11:00 <slinky_J> oh
12:00 <slinky_J> yeah I havent finished The Rat On Fire yet, love reading outside as you know and this weather has been meh for it :/
12:00 <slinky_J> come on spring!
12:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah someone told me the series was cancelled
12:00 <Bastardly_One> and I have no idea about the movie
12:00 <slinky_J> hrms
12:00 <slinky_J> i brb i gotta go outside had a fkn long hot shower
13:00 <Jewel> slinky baby
14:00 <Bastardly_One> I wish people would say shit to my face just once
14:00 <Bastardly_One> oh, that would bust their images I'm sure
14:00 <Bastardly_One> tosspots
15:00 <Jewel> outside to have a shower........
15:00 <Jewel> youll freeze panda
17:00 <slinky_J> mmm
17:00 <slinky_J> nice n cold
17:00 <slinky_J> lol i got tank on hahaha
20:00 <slinky_J> lol y u shake ur head
20:00 <slinky_J> ur sposed put a blankie over me :/
20:00 <slinky_J> y no blankie Y
20:00 <slinky_J> Y!
20:00 <Jewel> awwwwwwwwwww
20:00 <slinky_J> lol
20:00 <Jewel> ill knit you one straight away panda bear
20:00 <Jewel> how about a onesie
20:00 <slinky_J> ahaha 
20:00 <Jewel> :)
20:00 <slinky_J> :P
21:00 <Jewel> a onesie blankie
21:00 <Jewel> hehe
21:00 <slinky_J> awesome!
21:00 <slinky_J> a snug onsie that fits 2
22:00 <Jewel> yeah !
22:00 <Jewel> panda + 1
22:00 <Jewel> panda + guest
22:00 <slinky_J> lols
23:00 <slinky_J> = ghost
23:00 <slinky_J> =ghost*
23:00 <slinky_J> grr lol +
23:00 <slinky_J> i needa pepe but i mopped the floor after i showered lol
23:00 <Jewel> lol
23:00 <Jewel> panda + ghost
23:00 <Jewel> pepe?
23:00 <slinky_J> SAEMON U DID NOT TELL ME THERE WAS FULL ON HOT NAKEDNESS IN THIS MOVIE
24:00 <slinky_J> peepeee
24:00 <Jewel> oh
24:00 <Jewel> just do in the bushes
24:00 <slinky_J> ew
26:00 <Jewel> oh is that beneath you?
26:00 <Jewel> weird
26:00 <slinky_J> yeah i was trying to formulate an explanation but dont see the point
28:00 <Jewel> no worries
29:00 <slinky_J> how long u been coming on irc for?
30:00 <Jewel> long enoough to know you
31:00 <slinky_J> o
31:00 <Jewel> mr saint
31:00 <slinky_J> as pandasdontdrive?
31:00 <Jewel> are you drunk
31:00 <slinky_J> saint?
31:00 <Jewel> yes
31:00 <slinky_J> no
31:00 <slinky_J> 3rd pot of tea tho
31:00 <Jewel> high
31:00 <Jewel> what kind of tea
32:00 <slinky_J> black tea
32:00 <slinky_J> i drink a lot of tea
32:00 <^pilot^> hans zimmer or trevor rabin
32:00 <Jewel> ohok
32:00 <slinky_J> y did u call me mr saint?
32:00 <Jewel> good for you
32:00 <slinky_J> um
32:00 <Jewel> no reason mr saint
32:00 <slinky_J> depends markie
32:00 <slinky_J> mr saint
32:00 <slinky_J> you confusing me with somebody?
33:00 <Jewel> no...
33:00 <Jewel> i cant talk to you when youre in this state
34:00 <slinky_J> this state?
34:00 <slinky_J> O_O
34:00 <slinky_J> elaborate pls
35:00 <Jewel> no
35:00 <slinky_J> fair enough
35:00 <slinky_J> no idea what you mean
35:00 <Jewel> good
35:00 <Jewel> drink your tea
35:00 <slinky_J> something wrong with a guy drinking tea, watching a movie, chatting?
36:00 <slinky_J> not wanting to piss on his garden..
36:00 <Jewel> lol
37:00 <Jewel> the full moon is really affecting you
37:00 <slinky_J> it's not a full moon
37:00 <slinky_J> it's a partial full moon.
37:00 <Jewel> yes it is tool
37:00 <slinky_J> you can tell by looking at it.
37:00 <Jewel> youre a partial moon
37:00 <slinky_J> ok
38:00 <slinky_J> so you went from being really nice to being really mean
38:00 <slinky_J> in several minutes
38:00 <simba> <TheRon> savage garden - to the moon and back
38:00 <Jewel> i was being nice to you
39:00 <slinky_J> in this state im in..
39:00 <Jewel> yes
40:00 <slinky_J> this song is beautiful man
41:00 <^pilot^> off the Movie the guardian 
41:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uS2nWLz-AbE
41:00 <^pilot^> Semper Paratus
41:00 <^pilot^> So that others may live
41:00 <^pilot^> morning B1
42:00 <Bastardly_One> morning
43:00 <^pilot^> B1
43:00 <^pilot^> check pm bro
44:00 <^pilot^> that was me today :)
44:00 <^pilot^> Jewel, tits out 
45:00 <Jewel> after you
45:00 <^pilot^> B
45:00 <Bastardly_One> I think I just killed myself
45:00 <^pilot^> why ?
45:00 <Bastardly_One> I forgot to breathe on that bong
45:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
45:00 <^pilot^> HAHAHAHAHA
45:00 <^pilot^> ^5
46:00 <^pilot^> i got a bit crossed up on that pic didn't i 
46:00 <Bastardly_One> just a bit 
46:00 <^pilot^> slinky
46:00 <^pilot^> we got rid of the bitch for you mate
46:00 <slinky_J> ok jewel pls dont talk to me ever again
46:00 <Bastardly_One> reminds me of the same scenario I gave you
46:00 <slinky_J> oh
46:00 <slinky_J> lol
47:00 <Bastardly_One> give it a few days
47:00 <^pilot^> yeah 
47:00 <Bastardly_One> he is gonna talk about American Gods at me nonstop
47:00 <Bastardly_One> such a fun book
47:00 <^pilot^> who is ?
47:00 <slinky_J> bitch be crazy
47:00 <slinky_J> lol
48:00 <Bastardly_One> slinky_J will
48:00 <Bastardly_One> just before I got home he was talking about it 
48:00 <Bastardly_One> and Saemon was pretending he had a clue
48:00 <slinky_J> lol
48:00 <^pilot^> day off tomorrow
48:00 <^pilot^> :D
48:00 <Bastardly_One> I was down mornington again today 
49:00 <^pilot^> looking to hook in to single mums ?
49:00 <Bastardly_One> hahahahaha
49:00 <Bastardly_One> the thing is my friend 
49:00 <Bastardly_One> *is* a single mum
49:00 <Bastardly_One> just recently divorced
49:00 <^pilot^> ohhhhh
49:00 <^pilot^> you're hooking in 
49:00 <^pilot^> with 
49:00 <^pilot^> a single mum
49:00 <^pilot^> :P
50:00 <Bastardly_One> no way 
50:00 <Bastardly_One> we're like twins
50:00 <^pilot^> ahhh ok ok 
50:00 <slinky_J> that hook in 
50:00 <Bastardly_One> I'd be in jail within 48hrs
50:00 <slinky_J> ;)
50:00 <slinky_J> lol
50:00 <Bastardly_One> or she would 
50:00 <xm> and she would bake you a cake. with a file in it
50:00 <^pilot^> why ?
50:00 <xm> so you can file your nails
50:00 <^pilot^> she'd kill ya ?
50:00 <slinky_J> okay fuck this im pissing on my mandarine tree
50:00 <Bastardly_One> we'd seriously kill each other
51:00 <xm> sibling rivalry
51:00 <Bastardly_One> we've had fights I've never recovered from mentallly
51:00 <Bastardly_One> we're not real twins but man!
51:00 <Bastardly_One> one of our bloodbaths has left permanent mental scars
51:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
51:00 <^pilot^> B1
51:00 <^pilot^> question 
51:00 <Bastardly_One> yo
51:00 <^pilot^> Hans zimmer 
51:00 <^pilot^> or 
51:00 <^pilot^> trevor Rabin
52:00 <slinky_J> zimmer did inception right?
52:00 <^pilot^> correct
52:00 <Bastardly_One> Zimmer
52:00 <Bastardly_One> correct he did 
52:00 <slinky_J> because i love that sounodtrack
52:00 <slinky_J> so good to listen to at the beach
52:00 <slinky_J> when the sun is goin down
52:00 <slinky_J> so choice.
53:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm listening to one of xm's favourites right now
53:00 <xm> Gladiator has one of the best soundtracks ever
53:00 <slinky_J> I'm a Barbie Girl?
53:00 <slinky_J> ahaha "{
53:00 <slinky_J> :P
53:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
53:00 <slinky_J> three words
53:00 <slinky_J> Dances With WOlves
53:00 <Bastardly_One> Icehouse by the Flowers
53:00 <^pilot^> vengabus is coming ?
53:00 <slinky_J> two socks the wolf theme <3
53:00 <xm> Zimmer worked with Lisa Gerard over that one
53:00 <Bastardly_One> or technically Icehouse by Icehouse
54:00 <slinky_J> and The Edge, great score
54:00 <slinky_J> The Grey is what i listen to atm
55:00 <Bastardly_One> this song 
55:00 <Bastardly_One> is one of the best songs ever
56:00 <Bastardly_One> Don't Believe Anymore by Icehouse
56:00 <Bastardly_One> stil stands the test of time 
56:00 <Bastardly_One> such a good song
56:00 <xm> i was telling a friend before that Zimmer uses Cubase. but that he should just forget about learning it as it wont have great sounds out of the box. plus it has a steep learning curve -- only people like shads can master it (it actually is his DAW)
56:00 <Bastardly_One> personally if someone wants to start on a DAW
57:00 <Bastardly_One> I make them start on FL Studio no matter what
57:00 <xm> there are a few factors involved. but for this person not Cubase
57:00 <xm> FL Studio is a poor choice if they want to do orchestral
57:00 <Bastardly_One> and yes it was his ... hence I thought it was a silly question from Marko
57:00 <xm> for dance it's fine
57:00 <Bastardly_One> but he didn't know I do home stuff :P
57:00 <Bastardly_One> of course I was gonna say Zimmer :P
57:00 <xm> but nearly anyone who asks wants to do dance
58:00 <Bastardly_One> I think Reason is still the best for orchestral
58:00 <xm> because if you're in a band you probably want to use pro tools or something like that. or wont be working much with it
58:00 <xm> no way
58:00 <xm> ive got that and Logic
58:00 <Bastardly_One> matter of chose I suppose
58:00 <xm> and ive used Reason for about 10 years
58:00 <xm> the refills are awful
58:00 <xm> the ones that come with it
58:00 <xm> shocking
58:00 <Bastardly_One> *choice ... I like Reason and true ... true
58:00 <Bastardly_One> but dont you make your own shit like we all do?
58:00 <xm> but for PC...
58:00 <xm> you wont have much choice
59:00 <xm> for out of the box on the PC, Reason is probably the best
59:00 <Bastardly_One> you know the rock stuff you do?
59:00 <xm> which is why i stuck for it for so long and woudl still have
59:00 <xm> if i were still on the PC
59:00 <Bastardly_One> My housemate gets ok results out of FL Studio
59:00 <xm> but im not really a rock composer
59:00 <Bastardly_One> am kind of sorry I gave it to him now
59:00 <xm> yeah but that song was simple
59:00 <xm> lol
59:00 <xm> my songle was nother more than piano, guitar, drums, maybe a few synths
00:00 <xm> almost as simple as chillout
00:00 <Bastardly_One> I'll never forget a band camp
00:00 <Bastardly_One> like a camp for shitty musos
00:00 <xm> if someone is coming from a music theory background they will want proper scoring though
00:00 <Bastardly_One> and real ones would get partnered with a group
00:00 <xm> from what i remember Finale sucked balls but i know of people that do commissioned work and stick with it
00:00 <Bastardly_One> Iva Davis, Mark Seymour
01:00 <Bastardly_One> and some other wench
01:00 <xm> but they do print it off and get an quartet/band/choir to sing etc
01:00 <Bastardly_One> our group got Iva Davis
01:00 <Bastardly_One> I learnt so much off him in 2 days it wasn't funny
01:00 <Bastardly_One> and at the time 
01:00 <Bastardly_One> his fairlight
02:00 <Bastardly_One> oh the best commissioned stuff I have heard is 
02:00 <Bastardly_One> are you familiar with Kilbey/Kennedy?
02:00 <^pilot^> my work is done
02:00 <Bastardly_One> Steve Kilbey from the Church and Martin Kennedy from Radio India
03:00 <xm> nope
03:00 <Bastardly_One> anyway, fucking fantastic
03:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm gonna link you a song and click
03:00 <xm> i dont particularly listen to much rock except for old brit pop/rock
03:00 <Bastardly_One> I honestly think you will love it 
03:00 <Bastardly_One> it's not rock as such 
03:00 <Bastardly_One> it's over 40s rock
03:00 <xm> how old do you think i am
04:00 <xm> i dont mind old crooner music/ratpack/sinatra etc. but i hardly listen to it
04:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
04:00 <slinky_J> i got the last box of valium the other day
04:00 <^pilot^> id say 28 
04:00 <Bastardly_One> see if you can pick up on the words
04:00 <xm> but i do regularly listen to the carpenters regularly
04:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sgMjwrt0-K0
04:00 <slinky_J> no more valium for australia :P
04:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Steve Kilbey & Martin Kennedy - I Wouldn't Know ( Mar 25, 2013) 4:06 - Category: Music - 11,370 - 135 likes (98.5%), 2 dislikes (1.5%)
04:00 <Bastardly_One> no shit, you will like that a lot
04:00 <Bastardly_One> so mellow
04:00 <Bastardly_One> and tell me what you think the song is about
05:00 <xm> when it comes to rock i prefer it mellow
05:00 <Bastardly_One> you will love that 
05:00 <Bastardly_One> considering it's all made at home
05:00 <xm> it has to have emotional depth. other than it's just pots and pans to me
05:00 <xm> othan that*
06:00 <Bastardly_One> Martin Kennedy makes most of the song ... then sends them to Steve Kilbey to write his lyrics over
06:00 <Bastardly_One> and Steve Kilbey is a magician man ... he's been here many a time 
06:00 <xm> sounds like what elton had with his guy
06:00 <xm> seems good so far
06:00 <xm> the song
06:00 <xm> where are they from?
06:00 <xm> i also like that vocal style
06:00 <Bastardly_One> some of the stuff he writes about ... he's been here 
07:00 <Bastardly_One> Sydney ... that's the singer from the Church
07:00 <Bastardly_One> the coolest old person in the world
07:00 <slinky_J> you'll never guess who's portraying elton john in the rocketman movie
07:00 <slinky_J> rofl
07:00 <Bastardly_One> such a good poet and artist too
07:00 <Bastardly_One> who?
08:00 <Bastardly_One> after this xm I'll give you a commissioned song of theirs
08:00 <Bastardly_One> that ended on an advert and might be a tiny tiny bit familiar
08:00 <xm> i didnt expect this song to be decent. i thought it'd be something a bit flat
08:00 <xm> because of your song last time
08:00 <xm> with the nazis 
08:00 <xm> over the mountains
08:00 <slinky_J> tom hardy as elton john..
08:00 <slinky_J> WAGNER!
08:00 <Bastardly_One> you could know this
08:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cowPZA1L1wo
08:00 <fawks> can i ask you guises opinion on a quote
09:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Steve Kilbey & Martin Kennedy - Brother Moon Sister Sun ( Apr 17, 2013) 4:03 - Category: Music - 7,300 - 70 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
09:00 <Bastardly_One> oh, nazis on mountains ...
09:00 <slinky_J> oui
09:00 <fawks> and what you think it means
09:00 <slinky_J> fox?
09:00 <fawks> k
09:00 <Bastardly_One> Laibach *lol*
09:00 <fawks> First, the ideas of virtuality and simulation evoke the construction of a space of representation that can be related to ‘as if’ it were real, and therefore effects a separation from, or even a replacement of, the ‘really real’. 
09:00 <fawks> The extreme point of virtuality, which exercised much of the early literature, is the idea of ‘virtual reality’: a space of representations in which all one’s senses are exposed to coordinated representations such that the experience is completely immersive (though not mistaken for a ‘real’ one) and the participant can respond to stimuli as if to a real world that behaves consistently, 
09:00 <fawks> in a rule-governed, non-arbitrary manner.
09:00 <Bastardly_One> this brother moon sister son is awesome
09:00 <slinky_J> Virtuousity
09:00 <slinky_J> dls
10:00 <xm> i dont like their videos look like they tendered it off to TAFE media students :)
10:00 <xm> i dont like their videos. they look like they tendered it off to TAFE media students :)
10:00 <xm> the one that offered to do it for the cheapest won
10:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... I think Kennedy does them at home
10:00 <xm> but that's OK
10:00 <xm> yeah they are amateurish
10:00 <Bastardly_One> I can do better clips IMO ... but the songs 
10:00 <xm> the direction/composition
10:00 <Bastardly_One> so lush 
11:00 <Bastardly_One> I saw them do the two albums live last year and boy 
11:00 <Bastardly_One> was it different
11:00 <xm> but it's OK. coldplay has the most pathetic lyrics. but they are one of my favourite contemporary bands
11:00 <xm> is this chucky in the suit
11:00 <Bastardly_One> was a gig at 5pm and everyone there was specifically there to hear Steve sing
11:00 <fawks> and if you never tryyyy youll never knoooooow, just what youre wooooooooorth
11:00 <fawks> lights will guiiiiiiiide you hoooooome
11:00 <xm> or that 4footgiant guy from IRC
12:00 <fawks> best song ever
12:00 <xm> both would work for free
12:00 <xm> anthing for fame
12:00 <Bastardly_One> OMG!
12:00 <Bastardly_One> that new coldplay song is so fucking annoying!
12:00 <fawks> omg!
12:00 <fawks> laik nowai
12:00 <xm> magic?
12:00 <Bastardly_One> where they're all running around with drums on their backs
12:00 <Bastardly_One> dunno
12:00 <fawks> this is the best coldplay song ever https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pY9b6jgbNyc
12:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Coldplay - Fix You (Jul 8, 2007) 4:57 - Category: Music - 61,865,563 - 211,960 likes (97%), 6,563 dislikes (3%)
12:00 <Bastardly_One> saw it on the telly the other day 
12:00 <xm> havent seen that one
12:00 <Bastardly_One> drove me nut
12:00 <xm> i rememberb when someone died from packed from the rafters
12:00 <Bastardly_One> very lastest single
12:00 <xm> and that song was playing
13:00 <xm> i didnt watch the show but...
13:00 <xm> i heard people on the bus saying they cried during it
13:00 <xm> and i was giggling
13:00 <xm> teehee
13:00 <xm> im a psychopath
13:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
13:00 <Bastardly_One> I would of laughed too
14:00 <xm> i need to pee
14:00 <fawks> - faux
14:00 <Bastardly_One> XM
14:00 <Bastardly_One> you can't pee yet
14:00 <Bastardly_One> you'll know this song 
14:00 <xm> always happens when i remember memories of laughing like a psychopath
14:00 <Bastardly_One> but never this way
14:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YIuBrKTdIWI
14:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Unguarded Moment - The Church (Dec 1, 2011) 3:49 - Category: Entertainment - 30,619 - 195 likes (97.5%), 5 dislikes (2.5%)
14:00 <Bastardly_One> I've the dvd of this concert
15:00 <Bastardly_One> the church doing their songs orchestral 
15:00 <Bastardly_One> with George Ellis' Psycheladlic Orchestra
15:00 <slinky_J> i dunno fox like, think of someone indifferent void of emotion, who see's all books as the same thing and cant distinguish between fiction and non fiction
15:00 <Bastardly_One> how cool does he look for 60?
15:00 <Bastardly_One> and living on hash?
16:00 <fawks> do you identify books as 'virtual reality'?
16:00 <Bastardly_One> he swims in the ice pools of Bondi daily and does yogo and meditation
16:00 <fawks> yogo
16:00 <fawks> lmao
16:00 <Bastardly_One> fiction is virtual reality
16:00 <Bastardly_One> lol yogo
16:00 <slinky_J> as a virtual reality yer
16:00 <slinky_J> fiction
16:00 <Bastardly_One> I want some out of the fridge 
16:00 <Bastardly_One> I mean YOGA
16:00 <Bastardly_One> I have chocolate yogo and am thinking about it 
17:00 <slinky_J> but these realities are just an extension of reality such as a dream is
17:00 <fawks> but isnt the definition of VIRTUAL reality connected to computer-related stimuli
17:00 <fawks> ??????//
17:00 <Bastardly_One> nope
17:00 <slinky_J> ^^
17:00 <fawks> or you think just immersive media
17:00 <Bastardly_One> I think immersive media personal
18:00 <Bastardly_One> but remember I write ... so that's the damn aim
18:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
18:00 <fawks> yes you mention it like 18 times a day
18:00 <fawks> how can we forget
18:00 <Bastardly_One> creating a believable world with believable occurances and characters
18:00 <slinky_J> personally I dont believe in one set reality
18:00 <Bastardly_One> a tarrantino film even
19:00 <Bastardly_One> because of the usual dialogue is immersive
19:00 <slinky_J> it's like space and time, you cant cut reality like slices of bread
19:00 <fawks> and what about this bit
19:00 <fawks> is the idea of ‘virtual reality’: a space of representations in which all one’s senses are exposed to coordinated representations such that the experience is completely immersive
19:00 <Bastardly_One> what I just said but in wank :P
20:00 <slinky_J> hmm
21:00 <slinky_J> this has me wanting to read up on a theory
21:00 <slinky_J> i cant remember the name of
22:00 <slinky_J> the possibility that if we can create a self aware program and maintain it the chance that we ourselves are a program increase and that we are being maintained and whom ever is maintaining us the chances are that they're also a program and so on
22:00 <slinky_J> ahahahahahahahahaha
23:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... god hes going off his head
23:00 <Bastardly_One> my housemate
24:00 <Bastardly_One> he reckons he just gave me 2 weeks notice
24:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... funny shit 
24:00 <Bastardly_One> and going off so much ... calm down idiot
24:00 <Bastardly_One> thing is I have places to go ... he demands an apology
25:00 <Bastardly_One> so I said one sarcastic :D
26:00 <slinky_J> LOL
26:00 <slinky_J> so its his joint?
26:00 <slinky_J> i still say kill him
26:00 <slinky_J> OD his ass
27:00 <Student> :)
27:00 <Bastardly_One> his joint and he's been supposedly clean for  a couple of months
27:00 <Bastardly_One> I don't care less 
28:00 <fawks> we are cuntsss but we are manyyyy
28:00 <slinky_J> damn
28:00 <Bastardly_One> he'll be up my arse again tomorrow
28:00 <Bastardly_One> he needs me ;)
28:00 <slinky_J> lol
28:00 <Bastardly_One> even if he's not
28:00 <Bastardly_One> I could not care less
28:00 <Bastardly_One> honestly
29:00 <Bastardly_One> burst into my room and went off ... "you owe me an apology big boy" ... what's he expect but sarcasm?
29:00 <Bastardly_One> dumb arse cunt
29:00 <slinky_J> lol
29:00 <Student> big boy? ;)
30:00 <Bastardly_One> this "office" has a boundry ... the door
30:00 <Bastardly_One> stupid paranoid cunt ... because the neighbours are home for once
30:00 <Bastardly_One> and they'll call the cops on my loud music
30:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah whatever cunt
31:00 <Bastardly_One> you just want silence ... someone says boo too loud and you cry 
31:00 <Bastardly_One> that nervous and highly strung fuck off out of my face
31:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm harmless
31:00 <Bastardly_One> and if they did show up who the fuck cares?
31:00 <Bastardly_One> you say sorry and turn it down for 5 mins
32:00 <Bastardly_One> plus I'm a bit hard of hearing 
32:00 <Bastardly_One> it's not loud to me 
32:00 <Student> i am so glad i do not have to pay for watching whatever you write
33:00 <slinky_J> i hope i find this movie on bray on thurs/fri
33:00 <slinky_J> lols
33:00 <milk> ABC24 is a Hate Station
33:00 <Bastardly_One> it is hey?
34:00 <Bastardly_One> I was watching the news on there the other day
34:00 <milk> nothing but jealousy and hatred
34:00 <Bastardly_One> I totally get that 
34:00 <Student> no booty?
34:00 <Bastardly_One> I thought it was just my tin foil hat wearing
35:00 <milk> they just give free reign to people seeking personal gain by use of public institution for hatred and vilification
37:00 <Bastardly_One> well, I guess if two people see them as conservative ... occassionally liberal but negative
37:00 <Bastardly_One> more must
37:00 <milk> as long as people on ABC24 prosecuting hate speech seize the moral high ground, it seems everything is ok
37:00 <Student> i am not surprised by that, normally people seem to hate other people. They show much more affection to cats, dogs and other pets
38:00 <xm> faux, it's 99% supposed to be what you just said:
38:00 <xm> <fawks18> but isnt the definition of VIRTUAL reality connected to computer-related stimuli
38:00 <fawks> :)
38:00 <xm> holograms are just the extension of that to 3D
38:00 <xm> but people hijack terms all the time
38:00 <xm> but this is a really specific coupling of two words "virtual reality"
38:00 <milk> well it's just my opinion, but I think the ABC is a religious organisation
39:00 <xm> VR has always been about those headsets where the image is created on a 2D plane but a "world" to you
39:00 <Student> how real is your lie ;)
41:00 <xm> virtual is mostly a computing term anyway
42:00 <xm> i cant imagine someone talking about reading War & Peace and having a virtual reality of epic battle scenes
42:00 <xm> it's like anachronistic poetry
42:00 <Student> assasins coming next on my channel 
43:00 <slinky_J> hm
43:00 <slinky_J> michael fassbender to star in assassin's creed film <3
43:00 <slinky_J> i will never read war and peace
43:00 <slinky_J> lol
43:00 <Student> antonio banderas & silvester stallion 
44:00 <xm> my mum has. but i can read a road map
44:00 <xm> so i win
44:00 <slinky_J> lol
44:00 <slinky_J> i pity the fool hasnt read PERFUME
44:00 <fawks> thats what i meant xm
44:00 <fawks> the term virtual reality is computer related
44:00 <fawks> but virtual takes on a separate meaning on its own
44:00 <fawks> anyway its  interesting hearing other peoples takes on shiz
45:00 <fawks> i addressed it as virtual reality in my assignment
45:00 <fawks> so i was referring to comps
45:00 <xm> i have not also immersive is related to computing too i think
46:00 <xm> there is an engineering company here that does mining simulation by that name
46:00 <xm> ive heard of it used before it that context as well
49:00 <Student> syntax ans symentics
50:00 <Bastardly_One> syntax and semantics
50:00 <Bastardly_One> very clever Student
51:00 <Student> ha ha 
51:00 <slinky_J> "Punch this devil baby! Punch him back to hell!"
51:00 <slinky_J> ahahaha
53:00 <slinky_J> "I dion't know about parenting or anything but should we let the good baby watch us killing the devil baby? This might have a lasting impression psychologicly."
57:00 <fawks> gicly
57:00 <slinky_J> best horror comedy if u like reno 911
57:00 <slinky_J> i almost pooped
57:00 <fawks> lol
57:00 <slinky_J> lolz
57:00 <fawks> i think ive heard you call every movie the best movie
58:00 <slinky_J> LOL
58:00 <slinky_J> its good to be an optimist
58:00 <fawks> i dont think thats the definition of optimism lol
58:00 <slinky_J> :D
58:00 <fawks> i enjoy movies too
58:00 <slinky_J> more just best in the moment i guess
58:00 <fawks> but i don't think every one is better than the previous ;P
59:00 <fawks> omg
59:00 <fawks> lol
59:00 <Student> pessimestic
59:00 <fawks> im playing this guy in pool who seriously looks like b1
59:00 <slinky_J> neversaid idid eithers
59:00 <fawks> k
59:00 <fawks> taking a screen shot
01:00 <Student> does he talk like b1?
02:00 <fawks> we dont chat
02:00 <fawks> just play pool
02:00 <fawks> this is him
02:00 <fawks> http://i.imgur.com/id3o0cS.png
02:00 <fawks> lol
02:00 <Student> come on 
03:00 <fawks> ?
03:00 <Student> b1 is far better looking 
03:00 <fawks> if you say so
04:00 <Bastardly_One> wow!
04:00 <slinky_J> oh FUCK ME
05:00 <slinky_J> sounod with this movie
05:00 <Bastardly_One> the housemate lasted
05:00 <Bastardly_One> what? an hour?
05:00 <fawks> b1
05:00 <fawks> did you see your lookalike
05:00 <Bastardly_One> he must want something :D
05:00 <Bastardly_One> hang on 
05:00 <slinky_J> can only hear voice in left side
05:00 <slinky_J> music on the other
05:00 <slinky_J> wtf
05:00 <Bastardly_One> I'l click
05:00 <fawks> k
05:00 <slinky_J> MOTHERFUCKER waste of a gig
05:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
05:00 <Bastardly_One> just about 
06:00 <Bastardly_One> you know who nailed it?
06:00 <slinky_J> i guess i could stand it if its not thru headset
06:00 <slinky_J> fkn
06:00 <Bastardly_One> imagine the oak milk dude
06:00 <Bastardly_One> with glasses
06:00 <Bastardly_One> serenity nailed it with that 
06:00 <Bastardly_One> the hungry thirsty dude
11:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck!
11:00 <Bastardly_One> I want an Oak chocolate milk now
11:00 <Bastardly_One> so nice
12:00 <slinky_J> hm
12:00 <slinky_J> need a good film to dl
12:00 <slinky_J> was so looking forward to Nebraska
19:00 <Student> watched a cool movie on hbo today 
20:00 <Student> i think the title is "now you can see"
20:00 <damio> kol
20:00 <damio> will d/l
20:00 <Student> morgan freeman 
21:00 <damio> the birds are chirping ridic early lately
21:00 <damio> goin' at it now 4:20am
22:00 <damio> I saearch for now you can see
22:00 <slinky_J> Now You See Me
22:00 <slinky_J> the magic one
22:00 <slinky_J> that was a cool movie
22:00 <damio> all the results say "pervs on patrol"
22:00 <slinky_J> lil too much cgi tho
22:00 <slinky_J> and the actors werent convincing
22:00 <slinky_J> the four horsemen i mean
23:00 <slinky_J> cept for maybe the socialnetwork dude
23:00 <slinky_J> woody harrelsons dumbass as a mentalist rofl
24:00 <Student> i was more into french interpool lady 
43:00 <Q{> who is she?
43:00 <Q{> she is a porn actress too?
44:00 <Student> ha ha , jerk 
46:00 <slinky_J> this is fucked
46:00 <slinky_J> want to be asleep
48:00 <slinky_J> http://www.businessinsider.com.au/dc-news-robbed-while-reporting-on-sketchy-neighborhood-app-2014-8?utm_source=mobilesrepublic&utm_medium=referral&utm_term=mobilesrepublic
48:00 <slinky_J> LMAO
48:00 <damio> I listen to talking podcasts when I can't shlep
48:00 <damio> works a charm on me
50:00 <slinky_J> i get insomnia this time of yr
50:00 <slinky_J> n i accidently fell asleep in bed watching simpsons last nite :/
50:00 <slinky_J> slept 3 hrs
50:00 <slinky_J> maybe 4
52:00 <damio> accidently, isn;t that a good tihng you weer sleeping?
52:00 <damio> lol
53:00 <damio> ohhh
53:00 <damio> too early?
53:00 <damio> yep sux
56:00 <slinky_J> nope
56:00 <slinky_J> sposed to go out lunch today with friends for bday
56:00 <slinky_J> now im all grumpy coz i prob wont b tired till i dunno 8am
56:00 <slinky_J> ima drop more valium xD
56:00 <damio> man, that's harsh
56:00 <damio> ohh
56:00 <slinky_J> i got the last box!!!!!!!!!
57:00 <damio> valium will make it wasier
57:00 <damio> lol
57:00 <slinky_J> no more valium for australia :P
57:00 <slinky_J> lol
57:00 <damio> ?
57:00 <damio> why not?
57:00 <slinky_J> cant compete with generic brands
57:00 <damio> oh
57:00 <slinky_J> i h8 generic
57:00 <damio> the brand name
57:00 <damio> yeah
57:00 <damio> I can;t tell the difference
57:00 <slinky_J> put it on ur tongue and it starts to dissolve
57:00 <damio> I do like the 50pk box's of valium tho
57:00 <slinky_J> b4 u get the water in your mouth lol
57:00 <slinky_J> yeah i got that
57:00 <damio> theybdont taste bad either
58:00 <slinky_J> i do have some strong ass sedatives but i srs dont wana piss the bed or somethin and wake up today around 4pm lol
58:00 <damio> temaze is cool too
58:00 <Bastardly_One> psssssssssssssst
58:00 <damio> and xanax isnt bad
58:00 <slinky_J> i used to have temaze
58:00 <slinky_J> banged temaz once
58:00 <damio> hahaha piss in the bed?
58:00 <Bastardly_One> hardly any you get these days are "valium"
58:00 <damio> what? eww
58:00 <damio> why?
58:00 <slinky_J> uno the green liquid ones
58:00 <damio> why bang those pills
58:00 <slinky_J> duno just to try
58:00 <damio> they are mostly filler
58:00 <damio> that is stoopid
59:00 <slinky_J> haha yer
59:00 <slinky_J> i was banging speed then neway
59:00 <damio> oh
59:00 <damio> liquid ones
59:00 <damio> i never seen those
59:00 <damio> yeah I got hep c from doing that
59:00 <slinky_J> to function
59:00 <damio> not cool!
59:00 <slinky_J> work/school
59:00 <damio> dude
59:00 <slinky_J> ok tea and cigarette
59:00 <damio> if you need speed to function
59:00 <damio> get a script from the doc
59:00 <slinky_J> nah that was yrs ago
00:00 <damio> mmk
00:00 <slinky_J> never do cocaine and heroin
00:00 <slinky_J> lolol
00:00 <damio> too late
00:00 <slinky_J> together
00:00 <slinky_J> i went all weird
00:00 <damio> I havent had coke and heroin
00:00 <slinky_J> banged 3 caps harry snorted lines coke
01:00 <damio> but ive had crystal and heroin
01:00 <slinky_J> told ppl id brb
01:00 <slinky_J> went to hijack a bus
01:00 <damio> woah
01:00 <slinky_J> then just ran to mums n said i was hungry
01:00 <damio> da fuk
01:00 <slinky_J> O_o
01:00 <slinky_J> ahahaha
01:00 <slinky_J> coincidently i was working at a bus depot
02:00 <damio> hrmm
02:00 <slinky_J> o teh nineties
02:00 <damio> were you sleep deprived to begin with?
02:00 <damio> I have had weird things happen when sleep deprived
02:00 <damio> then drugs
02:00 <slinky_J> yer
02:00 <damio> yeah
02:00 <damio> that's it
02:00 <slinky_J> lack of sleep n doin to much
02:00 <damio> especially with mdma
03:00 <slinky_J> these days i only really like shrooms
03:00 <slinky_J> nice n dry like biks
03:00 <damio> ohya
03:00 <slinky_J> watch a movie 
03:00 <slinky_J> nom nom
03:00 <slinky_J> all like catatonic
03:00 <damio> :)
03:00 <slinky_J> :P
03:00 <damio> lolol
03:00 <damio> really?
03:00 <slinky_J> lmao
03:00 <damio> haha
03:00 <slinky_J> yepper
03:00 <slinky_J> was sick with True Grit
03:00 <slinky_J> i couldnt move
03:00 <damio> hhahaha
03:00 <damio> I had that once
03:00 <slinky_J> i was like in the movie
03:00 <damio> from antipsychs
03:00 <slinky_J> ahahah ye
03:00 <slinky_J> lol
03:00 <damio> my tongue stuck out too
04:00 <damio> my hosuemate thought i was putting it on
04:00 <slinky_J> i got seroquel xr in the drawer
04:00 <slinky_J> LOL
04:00 <slinky_J> u get lockjaw?
04:00 <damio> yess
04:00 <damio> soo bad
04:00 <damio> omg
04:00 <slinky_J> i got lockjaw from mellerol
04:00 <slinky_J> od'd on that n temaz 
04:00 <damio> mellerol?
04:00 <slinky_J> i dunno how its spelt
04:00 <slinky_J> sedative
04:00 <damio> I took benzos to try and stop the catatonic state
05:00 <damio> thatdidnt work
05:00 <slinky_J> true
05:00 <damio> had to get an ambo
05:00 <slinky_J> dayum
05:00 <damio> just needed benztropine
05:00 <damio> which we actually had at home
05:00 <damio> lol
05:00 <slinky_J> u ever die?
05:00 <slinky_J> lmao
05:00 <damio> loads
05:00 <slinky_J> ye
05:00 <damio> mellerol
05:00 <slinky_J> i downed 6 bottles n clinical for 6 mins
05:00 <damio> hrmm
05:00 <damio> fuck
05:00 <damio> no, i thought u were kidding
05:00 <damio> ive never died
05:00 <damio> well
05:00 <slinky_J> wake up shit out charcoal
06:00 <damio> maybe once or twice on nangs
06:00 <slinky_J> lol
06:00 <slinky_J> ye
06:00 <slinky_J> ok shhh
06:00 <damio> heh?
06:00 <damio> ok
06:00 <slinky_J> i not talkin about this now lol
06:00 <slinky_J> brb
06:00 <damio> fair
07:00 <damio> hey fool
08:00 <Loof> sup
08:00 <damio> yeh nm
08:00 <damio> think i might play habbo hotel
09:00 <Loof> abo hotel
18:00 <slinky_J> yo dis pacific rim y didnt i dl it already
20:00 <slinky_J> howcome ur up damio?
20:00 <damio> I fucked up my sleeping pattern a few weeks back
20:00 <damio> havent been arsed to fix i
20:00 <damio> it
21:00 <damio> I've been awake two days in a row and then sleeping lately
21:00 <damio> instead of sleeping properly
21:00 <slinky_J> woa
21:00 <slinky_J> :/
21:00 <damio> yeah
21:00 <Q{> are there are hotties here?
22:00 <Q{> are there any hotties here?
22:00 <Student> ha ha
23:00 <Q{> whats so funny
24:00 <Q{> are u cute, student?
25:00 <Q{> Student, dont u even begin to think to mock me
25:00 <Q{> one day u will be desperate like me
26:00 <Student> ha ha 
11:00 <Loof> http://www.itsybitsysteps.com/expectant-mother-quintuplets-receives-shocking-news-delivery-room-girlfriend-isnt-pregnant/
13:00 <Q{> Trent, howdy handsome
14:00 <Q{> http://media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/82/f1/af/82f1af2f1a0f578b69867b2c8d66f3f7.jpg
15:00 <Trent> hello Q{
16:00 <Q{> http://media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com/736x/83/86/c2/8386c29ac8730df4d5e3c88e8e8d2064.jpg
16:00 <Q{> how u doing, Trent 
17:00 <Trent> ok thanks
17:00 <Q{> http://media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com/736x/7e/72/78/7e727881fff27228f3f262edb7c5a448.jpg
17:00 <Q{> what u think of the drawings?
18:00 <Q{> http://media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/dd/21/09/dd210940a8f387805c9454f7792c5bec.jpg
19:00 <slinky_J> fucking rank
19:00 <Trent> nice work, but I am not into men
19:00 <damio> lol
19:00 <damio> xm loves those ones
20:00 <Loof> how dop you know if you haven't tried Trent?
20:00 <Loof> do*
20:00 <Q{> u break my heart Trent 
20:00 <Q{> http://media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com/736x/5f/b2/b2/5fb2b2c39e19a746fa5db14c1ddc8d66.jpg
20:00 <Trent> Loof, just like I said, not into men
21:00 <Q{> Loof on left, trend on right
21:00 <Q{> http://media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/e1/71/2d/e1712d273516adedd13dd0827cc882a1.jpg
21:00 <Loof> not into big shiny red veiny cock?
22:00 <Q{> me bare bottom at the bar in the background
22:00 <Ana_Ng> musy
22:00 <Trent> no, so that means more for you
22:00 <Ana_Ng> must be black
22:00 <Loof> sweet, so considerate :)
23:00 <Q{> me on left, loof on right
23:00 <Q{> http://media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com/736x/af/b1/be/afb1be797100f8e78f7f9d2a2399a6d9.jpg
25:00 <slinky_J> fkn gay homogay
26:00 <Q{> slinky_J, in the middle. im far right
26:00 <Q{> http://media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com/736x/6f/d0/63/6fd063e5fe87062034ef9603356c88a3.jpg
35:00 <slinky_J> who the fuck drew them
35:00 <slinky_J> some guy in the fifties
43:00 <Q{> http://media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com/736x/0b/3b/bc/0b3bbc8d6440271e71f99737910eb58e.jpg
49:00 <Q{> pegs nose and continues ravaging loof
50:00 <Q{> http://media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com/736x/36/ce/3a/36ce3a06b36e78ef2ecafa9a9e4a1653.jpg
54:00 <faux> http://www.iflscience.com/physics/what-would-happen-if-everyone-earth-jumped-same-time
54:00 <Loof> the fucking things people get paid to research
59:00 <Loof> when they could be researching how to stop assitch
01:00 <damios> fungal cream
01:00 <damios> antifungal*
01:00 <Loof> or a huge dick up there to scratch it ;)
01:00 <damios> hahahaha
01:00 <damios> yes
02:00 <damios> preferably
02:00 <Loof> lol
02:00 <damios> how many times have you jerked it this morning?
03:00 <Loof> none unfortunatly :(
03:00 <damios> :o
03:00 <Loof> i best get to it
03:00 <damios> need some help?
03:00 <Loof> yes plz hun
03:00 <damios> c2c?
03:00 <Loof> you'll need both hands
03:00 <damios> :o :)
21:00 <Q{> Loof, getting old
21:00 <Q{> cant jerk off no more
43:00 <Fez> Anang
48:00 <Ana_Ng> fez
55:00 <Fez> U fish anang
55:00 <Fez> ?
57:00 <Ana_Ng> no
57:00 <Ana_Ng> killer fish
57:00 <Ana_Ng> they are death to me
59:00 <Fez> U dont fish?
59:00 <Ana_Ng> can you read
02:00 <Fez> No
02:00 <Fez> Hi gremz
02:00 <gremlinz> hi
07:00 <Fez> Fish are tasty
18:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah so?
18:00 <Bastardly_One> I think so as well but I don't exactly fish
24:00 <damios> i try to fish
24:00 <damios> ana ng
25:00 <damios> airodump-ng
25:00 <damios> aircrack-ng
27:00 <Fez> Just making convo b1
27:00 <Fez> Well trying to
27:00 <Bastardly_One> awwwwwwwwwww
27:00 <Bastardly_One> Ana_Ng is rude
28:00 <Bastardly_One> aren't you Ana_Ng?
28:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
28:00 <Ana_Ng> moi?
29:00 <damios> wanna get coffee?
29:00 <damios> n have a fag
29:00 <damios> n lezz out
30:00 <Fez> Xactly
34:00 <damios> yes
34:00 <damios> just like taht
34:00 <damios> no trouts allowed not at this hour
34:00 <damios> only golden trousts
34:00 <Fez> But thats fishin
34:00 <damios> yeh well only one trout allowed then
36:00 <Fez> Cant have lonely trouts
36:00 <Fez> Think more than 1 is fine
36:00 <damios> no
36:00 <damios> that's why only one
36:00 <damios> nooo
36:00 <damios> they;re all bloody lonely
36:00 <damios> okay
36:00 <damios> as many trouts
37:00 <damios> i will be the quoine
37:00 <damios> quoiney lez
37:00 <Fez> Dami im?
37:00 <Fez> That u?
38:00 <damios> must be!
39:00 <Fez> U know mark?
39:00 <Fez> Mark holden..?
39:00 <damio> yeh i know the one
39:00 <damio> that faggot
40:00 <Fez> Bit rude mate
40:00 <Fez> He gives people touchdowns
43:00 <damio> oh
43:00 <damio> i wuldnt know
43:00 <damio> i was always too drunk to remember
44:00 <Fez> Did u say no?
45:00 <Bastardly_One> he does like the bum
45:00 <Bastardly_One> he managed my best friend's brother's band 
46:00 <Bastardly_One> and a total dickwad
50:00 <damio> looks like one
50:00 <damio> is one
50:00 <Fez> He managed a total dickwad?
51:00 <damio> lolol
51:00 <damio> lol
51:00 <damio> i didnt notice that
52:00 <Bastardly_One> hah
52:00 <Bastardly_One> neither did I
52:00 <Fez> Omg... redfoo does a great dick smith ad
52:00 <Bastardly_One> but yeah what a dichead IMO
52:00 <Bastardly_One> *dickhead
53:00 <Fez> I wish i had hash browns
54:00 <Bastardly_One> I actually do 
55:00 <Bastardly_One> there's an ok brand at Woolies that comes in a 10 pack or something and cheaper than the birdseye ones
55:00 <Bastardly_One> which you only get 6 in a pack
55:00 <Bastardly_One> got them on a craving and haven't be arsed yet
56:00 <Fez> Idont even know tge brand i get
57:00 <Fez> Theyre in a bag though..
57:00 <Loof> baby i like dickkk
57:00 <Loof> the way it fits in my ass
57:00 <Loof> baby i like dickk
57:00 <Loof> i take it right after class
59:00 <Fez> So?
59:00 <Fez> Your nobetter for liking dick
06:00 <Fez> Chips n fish for lunch hey
14:00 <Bastardly_One> I had that for dinner last night 
15:00 <Fez> Ah yea
16:00 <Fez> I feel like buying it.. but i have the stuff todo it at home
16:00 <Fez> Which reminds me i want a good batter mix recipe
17:00 <Fez> Fish n chip shop aint open on monday. Pos.
20:00 <Skirmish> Stop eating bad food you fat bastards.  Get into shape and get a job. 
20:00 <Bastardly_One> I can't put on weight personally
20:00 <Skirmish> It's because you're old.  You're dying. 
21:00 <Skirmish> How is everyone this glorious morning? 
24:00 <Skirmish> Today is going to be a productive day.  What are your goals for today B1?  Fez?  
25:00 <Skirmish> damio is keen to see his legal drug dealer, what about the rest of you?
25:00 <Fez> Mygoal is to not tell u my goals
26:00 <Skirmish> I have some online training for work I need to get done so that it is my goal for today.  Plus, I need to consider if I want to start moving towards a job offer I got last week.  Weigh the pros and cons. 
28:00 <Skirmish> The weather is lovely here, so later when the sun has a chance to warm the place up I may go for a walk.  See what's new in the world. 
28:00 <Skirmish> Enjoy it before the magpies start nesting and dive bomb everyone.
33:00 <Skirmish> Morning DragonMaster.  What are your goals for today? 
34:00 <damio> back
37:00 <Skirmish> Now you've visited the legal drug dealer, what are your goals for the rest of the day damio? 
38:00 <Skirmish> Everyone has gone quiet. I can only assume they have done so because they have no goals. 
38:00 <damio> watch every ep of daria
38:00 <Skirmish> Are there enough episodes to last the whole day? 
38:00 <damio> I think so
39:00 <Skirmish> Good luck then.  I hope you have the mental fortitude required to reach your goal. 
43:00 <Ana_Ng> eric schaeffer weekend here
46:00 <Skirmish> Morning ShadowLurker.  What are your goals for the day?  
46:00 <Skirmish> Ana_Ng, nobody asked what your goals were. 
48:00 <Ana_Ng> your goal is to not be such a wretched cur
48:00 <Ana_Ng> do try harder
49:00 <ShadowLurker> do nothing, get paid.
49:00 <Skirmish> ShadowLurker: May the force be with you. 
49:00 <ShadowLurker> Ana_Ng needs to just die in a hole
50:00 <Skirmish> Ana_Ng: Relax you saggy old bitch.  
50:00 <ShadowLurker> lolk
50:00 <Skirmish> That's going to be a large hole.  I pity the poor bastard that has to dig it. 
50:00 <ShadowLurker> just drop a 4.3kton nuke
50:00 <Ana_Ng> skirmish and shadowlurker need to secure their bond with more rape fantasy anal sex
50:00 <ShadowLurker> should be big enough
50:00 <Ana_Ng> enjoy the scrapey feel
51:00 <ShadowLurker> wtf are you even talking about
51:00 <angelwings> morning
51:00 <ShadowLurker> you dizzy bitch
51:00 <Skirmish> She's been pulling swigs of cough medicine. 
51:00 <Skirmish> She's got no idea what she's doing.
51:00 <ShadowLurker> thatll do it
51:00 <ShadowLurker> lay off the syrup Ana_Ng
52:00 <Ana_Ng> u r cute
52:00 <ShadowLurker> U R NOT
52:00 <SeZz> whts wrong with anal sex
54:00 <ShadowLurker> nuffin
54:00 <ShadowLurker> Ana_Ng is currently copping anal from an old growth jarrah tree stump
55:00 <Ana_Ng> tree insult humor is very big this year
55:00 <ShadowLurker> this bitch is about as dumb as BlackDevil
55:00 <SeZz> she'd be in a better mood if she was
57:00 <Skirmish> I guess since she is large and repulsive then the false sense of superiority is all she has to keep a positive outlook on life.  We can't take that from her.  Imagine the poor paramedics lifting her ample frame onto a frame if she killed herself?  Please, won't someone think of the paramedics! 
57:00 <ShadowLurker> lol
57:00 <ShadowLurker> theyd just do like with a whale
58:00 <ShadowLurker> blow her to bit with some c4
58:00 <ShadowLurker> bits*
58:00 <ShadowLurker> \m/ d(^.^)b \m/ : Jamie Madrox : 4Fist2Axe-Handles (Buckets of Blood remix) [Phatso (Earth II) - 2006]
04:00 <BlackDevil> i am pretty dumb ShadowLurker
04:00 <BlackDevil> element is smarter than me
06:00 <BlackDevil> maybe you should give element a blowjob
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12:00 <Skirmish> HA HA HA HA HA HA HA ranga jumped up on the end of the desk thinking he's king of the world and slipped on the paperwork I have spread out and slid right off the desk.  Funny kitteh. 
12:00 <Serenity> rofl
13:00 <Serenity> silly ranga
13:00 <damio> :)
13:00 <Ana_Ng> cats
14:00 <ShadowLurker> \m/ d(^.^)b \m/ : Monoxide : Slut [Chainsmoker LP - 2004]
19:00 <OutOnBail> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vg5KTecm2Mg
29:00 <OutOnBail> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nb1TtoFupZY
29:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: the forgotten classic scenes of "Heat" 1 of 2 (Jul 10, 2006) 2:58 - Category: Entertainment - 113,164 - 188 likes (97.4%), 5 dislikes (2.6%)
48:00 <bee_gay> hey bee_gay 
48:00 <bee_gay> heya bee_girl 
48:00 <OutOnBail> Look at a loser.
53:00 <OutOnBail> lookin kewl
54:00 <OutOnBail> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZL9fnVtz_lc
54:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Heat Shootout Scene [High Quality] (May 2, 2009) 10:26 - Category: Film & Animation - 1,098,602 - 4,969 likes (98.1%), 98 dislikes (1.9%)
56:00 <slinky_J> a bee girl
56:00 <slinky_J> stinga
59:00 <OutOnBail> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JdfPflYOJmU
13:00 <slinky_J> doooccies
13:00 <slinky_J> xD
13:00 <doctor> panditos
13:00 <slinky_J> oh sigh
13:00 <slinky_J> i cant wait for adsl2+ to kick in
14:00 <slinky_J> speeeeed is gonna be slower for a day
14:00 <slinky_J> thought i was already on adsl+ and thats why i been shittin bricks about my connection
14:00 <slinky_J> lols
14:00 <slinky_J> and and doc the nice filipino chick gave me free 100gig for my bday AHAHAHAHAHAHA
15:00 <doctor> filipinos are lovely people
15:00 <slinky_J> yus
15:00 <slinky_J> i have several on my fb
15:00 <fawks> AHAHAHAHAHAHA
15:00 <slinky_J> lovely to chat to
16:00 <doctor> true
16:00 <slinky_J> i hope this Nebraska movie is funny as XD
16:00 <OutOnBail> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lu0xbOJ6fFo
16:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: FIGHT CLUB: Hit Me ( May 9, 2013) 1:53 - Category: Film & Animation - 214,390 - 513 likes (98.1%), 10 dislikes (1.9%)
17:00 <slinky_J> read the novel OutOnBail
17:00 <slinky_J> its twistid as
17:00 <slinky_J> and the ending owns
17:00 <slinky_J> movie ending was shit
17:00 <OutOnBail> im just watching the video
18:00 <OutOnBail> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G3IlGsDnoy4
18:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: South side- Moby ( Aug 13, 2013) 3:47 - Category: Music - 584 views - 1 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
22:00 <slinky_J> doctor we have a new bee
22:00 <slinky_J> bee_girl
22:00 <slinky_J> lols
23:00 <slinky_J> im watching 12 yrs a slave and taking notes 
23:00 <slinky_J> I will own slaves soon.
23:00 <OutOnBail> good movies tac
23:00 <OutOnBail> tac
23:00 <slinky_J> to advance our cause.
23:00 <slinky_J> tac
23:00 <OutOnBail>  /clear
23:00 <slinky_J> tac tac TOE
23:00 <OutOnBail> tac ;/
23:00 <slinky_J> u seen A Haunted House?
23:00 <OutOnBail> think so
23:00 <OutOnBail> maybe
23:00 <OutOnBail> nah
23:00 <slinky_J> canucountthecutscanyoucountthecuts
23:00 <slinky_J> she on that busta rhyme shit
24:00 <slinky_J> bus a bus
24:00 <OutOnBail> heh yer
24:00 <slinky_J> can you count the cuts
24:00 <slinky_J> UH UH UH
24:00 <slinky_J> TIC TAC TOE IN YO FACE!
24:00 <OutOnBail> LO(LLLL
24:00 <slinky_J> hahahaha
24:00 <slinky_J> rofl
24:00 <OutOnBail> haha
24:00 <OutOnBail> freakin me out
24:00 <slinky_J> fkn that dude
24:00 <slinky_J> and in number 2
24:00 <slinky_J> in his church and he shanks a bishop or wotevs
24:00 <slinky_J> and hes like
24:00 <slinky_J> did u see me
24:00 <slinky_J> nah man
24:00 <slinky_J> good
24:00 <slinky_J> i only use one shank uno
25:00 <slinky_J> i used to use two but its catchy
25:00 <slinky_J> 2shanks
25:00 <LilDragonGirl> yawn
25:00 <slinky_J> some shit
25:00 <slinky_J> smoking weed with a demon <3
26:00 <slinky_J> i like how their maid in the first one when the camera is watchin n they arent home does all sorts of crazy shit like cookin meth n stuff
26:00 <OutOnBail> Dire Straits - Sultans of Swing
31:00 <slinky_J> i did not want to see niggers fucking in the first five minutes of this film!
34:00 <slinky_J> John Dillinger
34:00 <slinky_J> xD
34:00 <slinky_J> the last cowboy!
37:00 <John_Gotti> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pyXdB_AYiDs
37:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Jackal (5/10) Movie CLIP - Target Practice (1997) HD ( Jun 27, 2011) 3:35 - Category: Film & Animation - 169,439 - 288 likes (90.6%), 30 dislikes (9.4%)
50:00 <slinky_J> faux id like to know if you could sit through the film ALL IS LOST with robert redford xD
53:00 <LilDragonGirl> protege moi
54:00 <tech_n9ne> Wasssuuuppppp!
54:00 <slinky_J> tech_n9ne did u know ur in a movie?
54:00 <tech_n9ne> Which?
54:00 <slinky_J> not sure
54:00 <slinky_J> wiki ur nick
54:00 <tech_n9ne> Lol he's a rapper from kansas
54:00 <slinky_J> yer
54:00 <slinky_J> ino who he is
55:00 <tech_n9ne> Who r u ?
55:00 <slinky_J> heaps of rappers in movies
55:00 <slinky_J> pandas
55:00 <tech_n9ne> Yup
55:00 <tech_n9ne> Lol sup nigga
55:00 <slinky_J> nuffin watchin niggas in 12 yrs a slave lol
55:00 <tech_n9ne> Long time no see man
56:00 <tech_n9ne> U get that pussy?
56:00 <slinky_J> which
56:00 <slinky_J> lol
57:00 <tech_n9ne> Some slut u were trying to bang
58:00 <slinky_J> probs
58:00 <slinky_J> i like sluts
58:00 <tech_n9ne> Lol lmfao
58:00 <tech_n9ne> How's ya mate nosering?
59:00 <slinky_J> haha
59:00 <slinky_J> duno
59:00 <slinky_J> bbs cig mang
59:00 <tech_n9ne> Lol always cigz
00:00 <tech_n9ne> Serenity how's your arose?
01:00 <tech_n9ne> Arse  lol
08:00 <Seth_Pardoe> White_Power: are you a nazi?
09:00 <slinky_J> lol
09:00 <White_Power> no comment
09:00 <slinky_J> so fkn bored
09:00 <slinky_J> this movie is shit
10:00 <slinky_J> fkn slaves n shit
10:00 <Seth_Pardoe> what movie?
10:00 <slinky_J> no good rape scenes
10:00 <slinky_J> 12 years a slave
11:00 <slinky_J> they leave out the part where once he's free the Abolitionists recruit him to dictate his account as a free man kidnapped and forced into slavery, a story they exaggerated for their own political purposes and published it in his name
11:00 <slinky_J> i wana rape scene
12:00 <ReichSS> because you live in dictatorship
15:00 <slinky_J> lol
15:00 <slinky_J> im just bored as shit
16:00 <slinky_J> my mate just built a new pc i said id give him five bux for it <3 reckon hell take that?
24:00 <slinky_J> change ur nick to ALLMYNICKSAREFAGGOTS
25:00 <slinky_J> lol
25:00 <slaqqio1> cant man
25:00 <slaqqio1> im white
25:00 <slinky_J> hahaha
25:00 <slaqqio1> but thanks anyway
25:00 <slinky_J> i just a poor white slave
25:00 <beagle> yawn . just woke up.
25:00 <slinky_J> not a bad time to wake up
25:00 <slinky_J> i got up 2:30am lol
25:00 <slinky_J> passed out around 9pm
25:00 <slaqqio1> not many white people left this land they call Austjewlia
26:00 <slinky_J> owell
26:00 <slinky_J> there are plenty
26:00 <beagle> Austjewlia ?
26:00 <slinky_J> the majority of australians are caucasian
26:00 <slinky_J> from all parts of europe
26:00 <slaqqio1> Jews run Australia
26:00 <slinky_J> no they dont
26:00 <slinky_J> lol
26:00 <slaqqio1> yes they do
26:00 <beagle> ive met jewish people in adelaide , one of them was teaching me maths
26:00 <slaqqio1> dont try lie
26:00 <slaqqio1> beagle, whats your point faggot?
26:00 <beagle> one mums best friends was jewish boy they can talk a lot
27:00 <slaqqio1> beagle, You dont know shit
27:00 <beagle> she was so sexy i used to pretend to be listening 
27:00 <slinky_J> teaching you math*
27:00 <slaqqio1> beagle, YOU WILL GET DOWN ON YOUR HANDS AND KNEES EVERYDAY AND YOU WILL WORSHIP YOUR JEWISH GODS AND MASTERS
27:00 <beagle> she wouldnt shut up lol she just talked for like 4 hours non stop
27:00 <beagle> lol
27:00 <slinky_J> the jews only have one god now
28:00 <slinky_J> havent had more for a couple millenia
28:00 <slinky_J> bit more
28:00 <beagle> jews r funny like seinfeld and that other movie where he walks around a shop telling people they are busted for killing jesus and its cause they have a large nose theyre gonna go to hell unless they repent
30:00 <beagle> so i guess my pc arrives tomorrow
30:00 <beagle> i told delivery to leave it at door if i dont wake up or answer
30:00 <beagle> also asked a neighbour to gimme a lift if they take it back to post office
31:00 <slinky_J> you dont know any jews
31:00 <Bastardly_One> beagle ... stfu
32:00 <slinky_J> why would you say that they're funny like seinfeld
32:00 <slinky_J> rhetorical^
32:00 <slinky_J> arvo b1
32:00 <Bastardly_One> howdy
32:00 <slinky_J> this 12 yrs a slave lacks emotion
32:00 <slinky_J> i am finding it hard to empathize
33:00 <slinky_J> its just nigger this nigger that so far
33:00 <beagle> i was on paltalk drunk last night telling people my eyes are sexy
33:00 <slinky_J> as if the word is supposed to evoke emotion lol
34:00 <Bastardly_One> beagle
34:00 <Bastardly_One> stfu
35:00 <slinky_J> put the Stooge no.1 on ignore
36:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh ... more fun watching him cry
36:00 <slinky_J> lol
37:00 <slinky_J> https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/10577094_10152381525307639_6824945243339110520_n.jpg?oh=c33177c655f2b028431ec63572a173c7&oe=5481FDA1&__gda__=1416745694_e20c0eb0221c72ed39eb8a14f85788bc
37:00 <slinky_J> standard 550 pc my mate makes
38:00 <slinky_J> cheapest, strongest machine for that price beagle it's specs on this one is 4.2ghz quadcore, 4gb 2400mhz ram, 2tb hard drive
40:00 <slinky_J> he can build you a nice gaming pc for 700
40:00 <slinky_J> 4ghz 12 core, r7 graphics, 8gb 2400mhz 2tb
40:00 <beagle> mine is ok gaming pc was 499
40:00 <beagle> ill take pics of it when it arrives
40:00 <beagle> imageshack is now free 
40:00 <beagle> 12 core lol
41:00 <slinky_J> takes him two hours to roll one out
41:00 <slinky_J> but he doesnt make a profit he only makes around a hundred per pc
41:00 <beagle> mines 3.9ghz but for that has to be overclocked its default is 3.6
41:00 <beagle> 4 cores
42:00 <slinky_J> he just does it because he loves making them and giving customers quality and quantity vs something quality lacking quantity
42:00 <slinky_J> something expensive*
42:00 <slinky_J> yea
42:00 <beagle> buy one off him then 
42:00 <beagle> ive no money now i spent it on the one that is on the way in a truck
43:00 <slinky_J> yer i am when i get around to it
43:00 <slaqqio1> choppin up sarah was good
44:00 <Bastardly_One> oh Maurice
44:00 <slaqqio1> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s3k9HkSscvE
44:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Crime Investigation Australia S02E07Hunt.for.a.Killer.The.Claremont.Murders.TVrip.balaclava.avi 1 ( May 14, 2013) 14:01 - Category: Education - 10,403 -
44:00 <Bastardly_One> look out Shane will fuck you up maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!
44:00 <beagle> apparently i didnt fuck up my access right in my favourite pal room , for once. heh
44:00 <Bastardly_One> he's been raging for hours ... no drugs
44:00 <Maurice> Shane who
44:00 <Bastardly_One> pz
44:00 <Maurice> Oh, is he still alive
44:00 <Maurice> Thats a shame
44:00 <Bastardly_One> he's slaqqio1
45:00 <beagle> i was absolutely blind drunk when i walked to servo other day woke up and found i bought 2 packs of fruit tingles
45:00 <Bastardly_One> he's taking a breather and the other one takes over
45:00 <Bastardly_One> awesome!
45:00 <Bastardly_One> beagle, stfu
45:00 <beagle> go fuck yaself b1
46:00 <slinky_J> STOP GETTING BLOTTO MAN
46:00 <slinky_J> FUCK
46:00 <slinky_J> ur going to kill yourself
46:00 <slinky_J> !!!!
46:00 <slaqqio1> Bastardly_One, Try hard
46:00 <slinky_J> it's a slow painfull death
46:00 <Bastardly_One> we can hope?
46:00 <slaqqio1> what a loser haha
46:00 <Bastardly_One> shane, stop raging because you "need" drugs and have none
46:00 <slaqqio1> Bastardly_One, aren't you like 40 years old ? and you trying teenage tactics on IRC
47:00 <slaqqio1> haha yeah ok
47:00 <slaqqio1> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s3k9HkSscvE\
47:00 <slaqqio1> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s3k9HkSscvE
47:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Crime Investigation Australia S02E07Hunt.for.a.Killer.The.Claremont.Murders.TVrip.balaclava.avi 1 ( May 14, 2013) - Category: Education - 10,403 -
47:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh m8 I'm like 17
47:00 <slaqqio1> ok
47:00 <slaqqio1> sure
47:00 <slaqqio1> no problems
47:00 <Bastardly_One> you're fried
47:00 <slaqqio1> no probs
47:00 <slaqqio1> its ok
47:00 <slaqqio1> its ok keep going
48:00 <LilDragonGirl> hey Snoopys_Gunship your wife walked in on u huh
48:00 <slaqqio1> Bastardly_One, whats wrong mate you broke ? lol
48:00 <LilDragonGirl> dont go chasing little girls now Snoopys_Gunship 
48:00 <LilDragonGirl> lol
49:00 <slaqqio1> hahahaha
50:00 <slaqqio1> i just want to touch you
50:00 <LilDragonGirl> Bastardly_One is mine
50:00 <LilDragonGirl> queue up
52:00 <slinky_J> woo Nebraska almost dld
57:00 <slinky_J> woooo done
57:00 <slinky_J> i hope HELL BABY is good
57:00 <slinky_J> got some good reviews
57:00 <slinky_J> for a horror comedy
57:00 <slinky_J> b1 in the leading role as Lucifer
57:00 <slinky_J> I KNOW WHO YOU REALLY ARE Bastardly_One
00:00 <MrMark> booo!
01:00 <slinky_J> hmm sundy
01:00 <slinky_J> boooyakashuh
03:00 <Bastardly_One> I love this episode
03:00 <Bastardly_One> he goes to get a fattwah on Rove
03:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mRUcR9azcFE
03:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
03:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: John Safran vs God - Episode 1 ( Oct 8, 2013) 25:57 - Category: Music - 8,566 - 46 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
16:00 <slinky_J> lmfao yeah 
16:00 <slinky_J> good one
17:00 <slinky_J> borings
17:00 <tech_n9ne> Wtf topic?
17:00 <tech_n9ne> Meth  ain't healthy
17:00 <tech_n9ne> Stoopid
18:00 <tech_n9ne> Wtf goes on
19:00 <doctor> prove that it isn't
20:00 <slinky_J> lol
20:00 <tech_n9ne> Lol just have a look at a tweaking method head then tell me dopey
20:00 <tech_n9ne> Meth head
21:00 <tech_n9ne> Homogay
21:00 <doctor> that's not proof
21:00 <tech_n9ne> You wouldn't know anyway 
21:00 <tech_n9ne> Your not even a real doctor
21:00 <tech_n9ne> Your a stoopid  dentist
22:00 <doctor> Well if you are going to make assertion that meth isn't healthy you're going to need to prove it
22:00 <slinky_J> lol
22:00 <doctor> can't just go around believing willy nilly anyone on IRC now can we?
22:00 <tech_n9ne> Fair call but its quite obvious that its a very bad substance
23:00 <doctor> I've never met one before
23:00 <tech_n9ne> How is it healthy to lose all of your teeth?
23:00 <doctor> or maybe I have I just didn't know
24:00 <tech_n9ne> Maybe...
25:00 <doctor> many poor sods who don't look after them lose their teeth, how do we know it's the meth?
25:00 <tech_n9ne> It destroyed one of my good friends life...he's crazy n fucked up now and I don't see him anymore
25:00 <tech_n9ne> Meth  mouth is very common amongst tweakers
25:00 <doctor> I've lost friends because they were just arseholes. Don't know if they took meth though
26:00 <tech_n9ne> Most likely man
26:00 <tech_n9ne> Look how ppl like shads act on here lol
26:00 <tech_n9ne> Meth  head
26:00 <tech_n9ne> And Pieter lolol
26:00 <doctor> that Grant Denyer supposably had a meth habit, doesn't look too unhealthy - then again he's pretty wealthy
26:00 <tech_n9ne> Loof
27:00 <tech_n9ne> Sup
27:00 <Loof> sup
27:00 <tech_n9ne> Fuck all man how is ya
27:00 <Loof> real good
27:00 <Loof> u?
28:00 <tech_n9ne> Yeah good bro I'm off to Tassie in the morning
28:00 <tech_n9ne> Leave 6 am get home around midnight tuesday
28:00 <TheRon> watch out for people with 2 heads
29:00 <tech_n9ne> 5-0
29:00 <tech_n9ne> Lolz
29:00 <tech_n9ne> I have 2 heads
29:00 <Loof> cool
29:00 <TheRon> damn
29:00 <tech_n9ne> Its awesome
29:00 <stebie> Loof, finally watched wentworth
29:00 <stebie> awesome end
30:00 <Loof> ikr!!!
30:00 <stebie> couldn't imagine it being that great
30:00 <Loof> mind blown
30:00 <tech_n9ne> Has anyone seen devils hill?
30:00 <stebie> hope fletch makes it
30:00 <stebie> lulz
30:00 <Loof> lol
30:00 <slinky_J> FLETCH
30:00 <slinky_J> whats wentworth
30:00 <TheRon> chevy chase?
30:00 <stebie> aussie tv show
30:00 <tech_n9ne> A movie
30:00 <slinky_J> oh
30:00 <Loof> love it when she goes "freak"
30:00 <slinky_J> chevy chase fletch?
30:00 <stebie> no
31:00 <tech_n9ne> Lol Chevy chase
31:00 <TheRon> fletch lives
31:00 <tech_n9ne> National lampoons france
31:00 <TheRon> european vacation?
31:00 <tech_n9ne> Love when that lil chick gets out her tits for rusty
31:00 <tech_n9ne> Yeah lolz
32:00 <slinky_J> i love fletch n fletch lives
32:00 <slinky_J> and um
32:00 <TheRon> thats the best jerry
32:00 <tech_n9ne> I like funny farm lolol
32:00 <MrMark> we all pissed yet?
32:00 <slinky_J> seems like old times
32:00 <slinky_J> hahaha
32:00 <tech_n9ne> No mark
32:00 <TheRon> 1st can
32:00 <MrMark> sigh
32:00 <tech_n9ne> Off the piss
32:00 <TheRon> how come?
36:00 <TheRon> stebies, the doggies beter win this arvo
37:00 <TheRon> stebie, the doggies beter win this arvo
38:00 <TheRon> fawks, west tigers?
41:00 <tech_n9ne> Carn the pies
42:00 <Loof> mmm pies
42:00 <TheRon> waegles
42:00 <tech_n9ne> Fuck weagles
43:00 <TheRon> hey look what you do on your own time
43:00 <MrMark> mmmmmmmm pies
44:00 <tech_n9ne> Mmm hair pie
45:00 <MrMark> creampie
46:00 <tech_n9ne> Lol
50:00 <TheRon> In touch with the ground I'm on the hunt I'm after you Smell like I sound, I'm lost in a crowd And I'm hungry like the wolf Straddle the line in discord and rhyme I'm on the hunt I'm after you Mouth is alive with juices like wine And I'm hungry like the wolf
51:00 <tech_n9ne> Lol
51:00 <TheRon> carn the lions
52:00 <tech_n9ne> Stone the flamin crows
52:00 <slinky_J> FUUUUCK
52:00 <slinky_J> who the fk
52:00 <slinky_J> i want to bash the disc for this movie
52:00 <slinky_J> lolols
52:00 <tech_n9ne> Frizbee it
52:00 <TheRon> you watching caddyshack??
52:00 <tech_n9ne> What channel
53:00 <TheRon> i was kidding
53:00 <tech_n9ne> Dammit
53:00 <slinky_J> beat a nigger hang a nigger whip a nigger scratch a nigger say nigger a thousand times sing a song about a nigger blasphemy on a nigger
53:00 <slinky_J> 12 yrs a slave
53:00 <TheRon> dammit is a fave song of mine
53:00 <tech_n9ne> Nigger nuts
53:00 <slinky_J> its full on reverse racist
53:00 <tech_n9ne> Blink
54:00 <TheRon> yes!
54:00 <TheRon> takes me back to good times
54:00 <tech_n9ne> Same
54:00 <TheRon> a room full of drunk ppl going nuts to that song
55:00 <tech_n9ne> A day late...
55:00 <tech_n9ne> A buck short..
55:00 <tech_n9ne> I'm writing
56:00 <tech_n9ne> The report
00:00 <doctor> here you go TheRon https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RAAZwxIlEy8
00:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Unguarded Moment by The Church (Oct 2, 2009) 4:17 - Category: Music - 78,340 - 259 likes (98.9%), 3 dislikes (1.1%)
00:00 <TheRon> nice, right after save tonight
00:00 <simba> BACK 
00:00 <tech_n9ne> Hi simby
01:00 <tech_n9ne> I missed u
01:00 <TheRon> no u didnt
01:00 <tech_n9ne> Yes I did
01:00 <TheRon> nah
01:00 <tech_n9ne> Yep
02:00 <TheRon> simba which crows player is being stretchered off??
02:00 <tech_n9ne> The fgt one
02:00 <simba> no idea
02:00 <simba> hopefully all of them
02:00 <slinky_J> talk about pussy
02:00 <slinky_J> pls
02:00 <tech_n9ne> Meowww
02:00 <tech_n9ne> Smells like fish tastes like chicken
03:00 <TheRon> it's 20 something
03:00 <TheRon> jacobs??
03:00 <Picard> lolllllllllllllllll
04:00 <tech_n9ne> Hi pictard
04:00 <Picard> cocksmoker
04:00 <TheRon> mmmmmm.....smoked chicken
04:00 <tech_n9ne> Mmm smoked cod
05:00 <tech_n9ne> Like pictards mums hairy box
05:00 <slinky_J> i have a nice salmon sauce :D
05:00 <doctor> could go for some smoked cod
05:00 <TheRon> i bet you do?
05:00 <tech_n9ne> Lol I bet doctor
05:00 <TheRon> the ladies spit or swallow it?
06:00 <doctor> smoke cod? they should swallow because it's great stuff
06:00 <TheRon> sorry i thought salmon sauce was code
06:00 <doctor> dont see why they'd want to spit it out
06:00 <doctor> oh
06:00 <doctor> filth.
06:00 <tech_n9ne> Lolz
06:00 <TheRon> my bad
06:00 <tech_n9ne> Jizz  sauce
06:00 <slinky_J> u think everything is fucking code
07:00 <tech_n9ne> True
07:00 <TheRon> most of the time it is
07:00 <slinky_J> no it isnt
07:00 <simba> i type in code and it comes out british english
07:00 <Picard> TheRon your thoughts on last nights umpires
07:00 <TheRon> sure it is
07:00 <tech_n9ne> Pathetic
07:00 <TheRon> fantastic
07:00 <Picard> lol
07:00 <slinky_J> a super awesome salmon sauce made by reaaaaaaaaal italianzzzzzzzzzz
07:00 <tech_n9ne> Simba that's awesome
07:00 <Picard> freo supporters are crying like girls
07:00 <tech_n9ne> Lol
07:00 <TheRon> about time freo got pulled up for their shit
08:00 <Picard> i agree
08:00 <Picard> they are a dirty mob
08:00 <tech_n9ne> Sydney will win flag anywY
08:00 <Picard> perhaps
08:00 <tech_n9ne> They will
08:00 <TheRon> it's not like north last week where the frees just weren't there
08:00 <Picard> can never underestimate geelong and hawthorn
09:00 <tech_n9ne> Hawks Syd gf
09:00 <TheRon> and we are down to 3 contenders
09:00 <tech_n9ne> Fo  sho
09:00 <simba> put money on it
09:00 <TheRon> the rest of the eight is just making up the numbers
09:00 <Picard> in 1961 a ss impala cost $53.80 
10:00 <MrMark> bang bang he shot me down bang bang that awful sound.....
10:00 <tech_n9ne> Bullshit picard
10:00 <Picard> just saw it on discovery
10:00 <Picard> google it moron
10:00 <simba> lol
10:00 <tech_n9ne> Make me vinegar tits
10:00 <simba> the discovery channel told me
10:00 <tech_n9ne> Lol Brian told me so fgts
11:00 <tech_n9ne> I don't have google
11:00 <Picard> lol
11:00 <Picard> cumstain
11:00 <MrMark> Brian the messiah
11:00 <tech_n9ne> Let's all believe everything on Google lolz
11:00 <TheRon> it's over at the gabba
11:00 <simba> Picard is so old he calls his internet browser "google"
12:00 <TheRon> tina turner - we don't need another hero
12:00 <tech_n9ne> Lololol
12:00 <simba> he thinks google is the home page of the internet
12:00 <tech_n9ne> He is running windows 98
12:00 <tech_n9ne> Pussy
12:00 <TheRon> where's the pussy?
13:00 <doctor> use the googles
13:00 <MrMark> meow
13:00 <Picard> it is
13:00 <MrMark> Windows 95 OEM2
13:00 <TheRon> dogs or saints, it's a toss up
13:00 <Picard> dogs
14:00 <tech_n9ne> Dogs
14:00 <tech_n9ne> Picards
14:00 <Picard> saints are no fucking good
14:00 <tech_n9ne> They aren't??? U don't say fwitt
14:00 <TheRon> who's worse saints or wests tigers??
15:00 <tech_n9ne> Saints
15:00 <TheRon> i duno wests are pretty bad
15:00 <Skirmish> Just had my first ever greek yoghurt and strawberry. 
15:00 <Skirmish> So good. 
15:00 <tech_n9ne> Sup the skirm
16:00 <slinky_J> woo yea got the pasta a cookinz
16:00 <TheRon> i think greek yoghurt and strawberry could be code
16:00 <slinky_J> mm cheese
16:00 <slinky_J> NOTHING IS CODE
16:00 <slinky_J> nobody says code!
16:00 <slinky_J> nobody says yolo nobody says cray cray
16:00 <slinky_J> lol
16:00 <Picard> jewshua relax
16:00 <tech_n9ne> Yolo cray cray
17:00 <TheRon> whats that?
17:00 <tech_n9ne> Pictard stfu bro
17:00 <tech_n9ne> Crayzy
17:00 <tech_n9ne> You only live once
17:00 <tech_n9ne> Yolo swag
17:00 <slinky_J> im relaxed
17:00 <slinky_J> im eatin cheese
17:00 <slinky_J> and rappers ruined Swagger
18:00 <simba> i walk with a swagger
18:00 <TheRon> sometimes i like to sit in the corner and cut the cheese, it's so relaxing to me
18:00 <simba> walk with a swagger
18:00 <tech_n9ne> Swagger swagger
18:00 <tech_n9ne> U walk with a swagger
18:00 <tech_n9ne> Stagger
18:00 <Picard> is this gay central?
18:00 <MrMark> yep
19:00 <Picard> i thought so
19:00 <Picard> oh ffs here is beagle
19:00 <tech_n9ne> Lol
19:00 <tech_n9ne> Your mate picard
19:00 <Picard> your dad
19:00 <tech_n9ne> Alco tradie up in this piece
20:00 <tech_n9ne> Your pet tortoise
20:00 <TheRon> another crow down
20:00 <tech_n9ne> Awesome
20:00 <tech_n9ne> They are fucking spuds
20:00 <TheRon> i think it was tex
21:00 <Picard> tex is a moron
22:00 <slinky_J> mmm biscotti
22:00 <TheRon> the first one was tom lynch
24:00 <slinky_J> THE LITCH!
26:00 <TheRon> What I've got you've got to give it to your mamma What I've got you've got to give it to your pappa What I've got you've got to give it to your daughter You do a little dance and then you drink a little water
30:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> http://www.gumtree.com.au/s-ad/budgewoi/other-pets/free-to-good-home/1053897284 hahahaha wtf
32:00 <doctor> looks delicious
32:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> im reading through some and im like wtf lol
33:00 <Skirmish> Why are you guys looking for school girls on gumtree? 
33:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> im not Skirmish im looking at free stuff and came across that lol
34:00 <doctor> pets are expensive $2,500 for a puppy on gumtree
34:00 <doctor> may as well take that 14 year old
34:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> lol
35:00 <Skirmish> "must come with a chop".  
35:00 <Skirmish> Druggy kids  these days.  
35:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> thats what im laughing about
36:00 <simba> what does that mean
36:00 <simba> comes with a chopped up sesh?
37:00 <simba> or a lamb chop
37:00 <Skirmish> I took it as they want to exchange her for a "chop". 
37:00 <simba> "must comes with a chop" lol
39:00 <beagle> my nickname set to 'english' couldnt change it for ages
39:00 <beagle> weird.
39:00 <beagle> oh well thats okay the english are weird we can be aussie
39:00 <slinky_J> WTF
39:00 <Skirmish> This man is such a stooge. 
39:00 <Skirmish> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e1iIuAgx_Q4&list=UUVgO39Bk5sMo66-6o6Spn6Q
39:00 <slinky_J> STFU
40:00 <doctor> He's sick
40:00 <doctor> physically that is
41:00 <tech_n9ne> Hi dickhead
41:00 <tech_n9ne> Hows the heroin ?
45:00 <simba> lotta drongos in here
46:00 <Picard> fucken headache
46:00 <TheRon> sorry
46:00 <tech_n9ne> Namely simba
46:00 <tech_n9ne> Alko tradie up in here
46:00 <simba> `8ball is this how i work u?
46:00 <ChanOP> 8ball: is this how i work u??? I'm busy.!!
46:00 <simba> `8ball are there too many drongos in here?
46:00 <ChanOP> 8ball: are there too many drongos in here??? That question is better remained unanswered.!!
46:00 <simba> bitch !!!!!!!
47:00 <TheRon> `bball will gary ablett win the brownlow?
47:00 <TheRon> `8ball will gary ablett win the brownlow?
47:00 <ChanOP> 8ball: will gary ablett win the brownlow??? Maybe.!!
47:00 <simba> `8ball will adam goodes win the brownlow?
47:00 <ChanOP> 8ball: will adam goodes win the brownlow??? Not bloody likely.!!
47:00 <simba> sucked in goods
47:00 <tech_n9ne> `8ball is simba an idiot?
47:00 <ChanOP> 8ball: is simba an idiot??? That's a question you should ask yourself.!!
47:00 <TheRon> for a 8ball it's not very magical
48:00 <tech_n9ne> `8ball is simba a woman?
48:00 <ChanOP> 8ball: is simba a woman??? No way.!!
48:00 <tech_n9ne> Dammit
48:00 <Skirmish> `8ball Should some of these morons in this channel find a good solid beam in their garage and hang themselves? 
48:00 <ChanOP> 8ball: Should some of these morons in this channel find a good solid beam in their garage and hang themselves??? 50 years
49:00 <Skirmish> 8ball is Chris. 
49:00 <tech_n9ne> `8ball are u a Homogay?
49:00 <ChanOP> 8ball: are u a Homogay??? No way.!!
49:00 <TheRon> `8ball where did all the real men go?
49:00 <ChanOP> 8ball: where did all the real men go??? In the back seat of a car.!!
49:00 <TheRon> amazing
49:00 <tech_n9ne> Lolz
49:00 <simba> ok lets not abuse the 8ball
49:00 <Picard> `8ball is simba gay?
49:00 <ChanOP> 8ball: is simba gay??? Never.!!
49:00 <Picard> `8ball is simba the bird boy
49:00 <ChanOP> 8ball: is simba the bird boy?? That's a question you should ask yourself.!!
49:00 <tech_n9ne> `8ball what number ball ate you?
49:00 <ChanOP> 8ball: what number ball ate you??? Not bloody likely.!!
50:00 <Picard> twat
50:00 <tech_n9ne> Lololol
51:00 <tech_n9ne> `8ball how much meth  does simba inject daily?
51:00 <slinky_J> mmmmmmmmmmmm
51:00 <ChanOP> 8ball: how much meth does simba inject daily??? Freely.!!
51:00 <slinky_J> late lunch so nice
51:00 <Picard> lol
51:00 <tech_n9ne> Loool!!
51:00 <Picard> `8ball is slinky_J a loser
51:00 <ChanOP> 8ball: is slinky_J a loser?? Absolutely yes!!!
51:00 <TheRon> same as it ever was
51:00 <TheRiddler> you both are such tards
51:00 <British^Meat> lol
51:00 <MrMark> meat
51:00 <British^Meat> i knew that already :)
51:00 <tech_n9ne> Lolol
51:00 <Picard> `8ball is slinky_J a meth head
51:00 <ChanOP> 8ball: is slinky_J a meth head?? Not bloody likely.!!
51:00 <British^Meat> sup mark
51:00 <MrMark> vodka
51:00 <slinky_J> AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
52:00 <slinky_J> British^Meat couldnt help himself!
52:00 <tech_n9ne> `8ball would you let me fuck?
52:00 <ChanOP> 8ball: would you let me fuck??? Concentrate and ask again.!!
52:00 <Picard> `8ball does slinky_J  suck simba's dick
52:00 <ChanOP> 8ball: does slinky_J suck simba's dick?? Over my dead body.!!
52:00 <simba> why do you wanna be banned
52:00 <Picard> excuse me?
52:00 <TheRon> `8ball is 8ball being abused right now?
52:00 <ChanOP> 8ball: is 8ball being abused right now??? All signs point to yes.!!
52:00 <slinky_J> you shall not be excuse
52:00 <slinky_J> dd
52:00 <Seth_Pardoe> `8ball is Picard really Humpty Dumpty
52:00 <ChanOP> 8ball: is Picard really Humpty Dumpty?? No.!!
52:00 <slinky_J> cups
52:00 <Picard> lol seth
53:00 <TheRiddler> lol humpty dumpty
53:00 <tech_n9ne> `8ball why does simba bang his mother?
53:00 <ChanOP> 8ball: why does simba bang his mother??? Absolutely yes!!!
53:00 <simba> seth?
53:00 <tech_n9ne> Lolololololol
53:00 <simba> lol if his name is seth
53:00 <Picard> `8ball am i the king
53:00 <ChanOP> 8ball: am i the king?? It would take a disturbed person to even ask.!!
53:00 <TheRiddler> `8ball is picard a bowling pin
53:00 <ChanOP> 8ball: is picard a bowling pin?? All signs point to yes.!!
53:00 <Seth_Pardoe> `8ball is Picard ;legless?
53:00 <ChanOP> 8ball: is Picard ;legless??? Not bloody likely.!!
53:00 <Picard> `8ball die in a fire
53:00 <ChanOP> 8ball: die in a fire?? You wish.!!
53:00 <slinky_J> `8ball are penguins cool?
53:00 <ChanOP> 8ball: are penguins cool??? Concentrate and ask again.!!
54:00 <Picard> hrmmmmm
54:00 <slinky_J> `8ball Does a Penguin possess coolness?
54:00 <ChanOP> 8ball: Does a Penguin possess coolness??? Absolutely yes!!!
54:00 <Picard> well that was fun
54:00 <slinky_J> BINGO!
54:00 <Picard> `8ball did anal sex hurt you?
54:00 <ChanOP> 8ball: did anal sex hurt you??? Prospect looks bleak.!!
54:00 <simba> lmao
54:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fJ9rUzIMcZQ
54:00 <simba> fucken owned old dickhaed
54:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Queen - Bohemian Rhapsody (Official Video) (Aug 1, 2008) 6:07 - Category: Music - 101,436,696 - 488,077 likes (97.8%), 10,893 dislikes (2.2%)
55:00 <slinky_J> roflll
55:00 <slinky_J> finally
55:00 <simba> just banned him 4 fun anyway
55:00 <Seth_Pardoe> '8ball is Colin cheating on Matthew?
55:00 <TheRiddler> `8ball is picard a tard?
55:00 <ChanOP> 8ball: is picard a tard??? Prospect looks hopeful.!!
55:00 <Seth_Pardoe> `8ball is Colin cheating on Matthew?
55:00 <ChanOP> 8ball: is Colin cheating on Matthew??? Concentrate and ask again.!!
55:00 <Seth_Pardoe> `8ball is Colin cheating on Matthew, please?
55:00 <ChanOP> 8ball: is Colin cheating on Matthew, please??? You wish.!!
55:00 <TheRiddler> lol suck shit Seth_Pardoe
56:00 <British^Meat> :)
56:00 <TheRon> `8ball will essendon win their court motion tomorrow?
56:00 <ChanOP> 8ball: will essendon win their court motion tomorrow??? You wish.!!
56:00 <TheRon> excellent
56:00 <Seth_Pardoe> hahaha
56:00 <Seth_Pardoe> hird is fucked
57:00 <Matthew> been in the channel for 30 seconds... already talking this shit...
57:00 <TheRon> MrMark: i heard anti depressants work a treat with that mix
57:00 <Matthew> get a fucking life
57:00 <MrMark> oooer
58:00 <Seth_Pardoe> Matthew: are you going to the court hearing?
58:00 <beagle> i abuse slightly of my father
58:00 <beagle> and my isp puts internet back on
58:00 <TheRiddler> .
58:00 <beagle> i told my father he sounds like a little girl
58:00 <Seth_Pardoe> essendon is going to go down the drain now
58:00 <TheRon> luke i am your father
59:00 <beagle> pmsl
59:00 <TheRiddler> image the essendon supporters if they were at the hearing
59:00 <beagle> my father doesnt like little girls he likes little men
59:00 <TheRiddler> BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
59:00 <beagle> he sure is a twisted wreck
59:00 <beagle> but okay, thats okay you always ......... er ....
00:00 <simba> beagle stop typing so much thx
00:00 <MrMark> is your father Rolf Harris?
00:00 <Skirmish> Calls to perm ban beagle have been made ... can we vote on it and be done? 
00:00 <TheRon> no he does have an extra leg
00:00 <TheRiddler> `8ball is beagle's father Rolf Harris?
00:00 <ChanOP> 8ball: is beagle's father Rolf Harris??? Maybe -- give me more money and ask again.!!
00:00 <simba> if he starts crapping on excessively he'll have to go
00:00 <Seth_Pardoe> `8ball should we permaban beagle?
00:00 <ChanOP> 8ball: should we permaban beagle??? Prospect looks hopeful.!!
01:00 <simba> Seth_Pardoe you are a known troll and should be banned 
01:00 <slinky_J> lol
01:00 <TheRon> Ziggy played guitar, jamming good with Wierd and Gilly, And The Spiders from Mars. He played it left hand, but made it too far, Became the special man, Then we were Ziggy's Band.
01:00 <Seth_Pardoe> simba: if you're on austnet, you're either a troll, a pedo, a loser or in the AFP
02:00 <simba> go home 2 #cats
02:00 <TheRon> so many negative people on irc today
03:00 <TheRon> i checked #cats it has nothing to do with geelong
03:00 <Seth_Pardoe> it's a furry chatroom
03:00 <TheRiddler> d
03:00 <TheRiddler> lol good 1
03:00 <TheRon> was last nights game match of the year?
03:00 <TheRiddler> furry chatroom
03:00 <TheRon> i think so
04:00 <British^Meat> which one is Seth_Pardoe?
04:00 <TheRon> 56 points in brisbane, the lions are pathetic
04:00 <TheRiddler> does it matter?
07:00 <British^Meat> i like to know which losers i should and should direct my chat energys towards
07:00 <British^Meat> and shouldnt that is
07:00 <slinky_J> far out
08:00 <slinky_J> only one scene in that 12 yrs a slave moved me and it was the final scene, heh
08:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ryImbOTDXe8
08:00 <simba> 12 years a slave aka another slave movie
08:00 <TheRon> boys don't cry
08:00 <slinky_J> 99 percent of it is beating slaves
09:00 <slinky_J> the rest is nigger this nigger that, dance nigger play the fiddle nigger
09:00 <TheRon> a snuff film like the passion of the christ
09:00 <slinky_J> passion of the christ is a pure grindhouse movie
09:00 <TheRon> gringdhouse or shithouse
09:00 <slinky_J> but yea the slave version of passion of the christ
10:00 <slinky_J> rofl
10:00 <slinky_J> and to think i coulda just dld Pacific Rim
10:00 <TheRon> its very spiritual
11:00 <slinky_J> mel gibson is a douche
11:00 <TheRon> mel gibson mein fuhrer
12:00 <TheRon> fawks the game in newcastle was bs
12:00 <TheRon> fucking refs
12:00 <fawks> yeah you fuckwits ruined my tippin
13:00 <fawks> 10 points up 3 mins to go
13:00 <fawks> lol
13:00 <fawks> fail.
13:00 <slinky_J> tippin?
13:00 <TheRon> don't blame the storm it was rigged
13:00 <slinky_J> whats tippin
13:00 <fawks> tipping.
13:00 <slinky_J> tipping then
13:00 <slinky_J> ?
13:00 <fawks> <fawks> tipping.
13:00 <TheRon> i watched it, the refs wanted the knights to win
13:00 <fawks> TheRon dragons just scored
13:00 <fawks> 4 mins in
13:00 <TheRon> nice
13:00 <fawks> uh
13:00 <TheRon> wests?
13:00 <fawks> 9
13:00 <fawks> no
13:00 <fawks> panthers
14:00 <TheRon> yeah but wests
14:00 <slinky_J> WHAT IS TIPPING?
14:00 <TheRon> 64 - 6
14:00 <fawks> oh
14:00 <fawks> slinky_J are you fucking serious
14:00 <slinky_J> lol yes
14:00 <fawks> footy tipping
14:00 <slinky_J> yer what is it
15:00 <TheRiddler> .
15:00 <fawks> .
15:00 <fawks> lol
15:00 <slinky_J> im not into footy
15:00 <TheRiddler> ..
15:00 <slinky_J> so i dont know what tipping is
15:00 <fawks> you choose the winning teams
15:00 <slinky_J> but TheRon says it all the time
15:00 <slinky_J> is that all?
15:00 <slinky_J> scores?
15:00 <fawks> yes , some are friendly some are for money
15:00 <TheRiddler> you live in victoria and you dont know what tipping is?
15:00 <TheRon> winner gets cash
15:00 <fawks> hes in adelaide
15:00 <slinky_J> oh so betting without money
15:00 <TheRiddler> oh
15:00 <fawks> some bet with money
15:00 <slinky_J> kk
15:00 <fawks> i dont, mine is friendly
15:00 <TheRiddler> still
16:00 <slinky_J> so tipping just = a bet
16:00 <TheRon> you pay for every week, there's a pool and the winner gets the pool
16:00 <slinky_J> :P
16:00 <TheRiddler> adelaide is like the same as victoria
16:00 <fawks> its nothing like victori
16:00 <fawks> a
16:00 <TheRon> no, it isnt
16:00 <fawks> lol
16:00 <TheRiddler> with sport it is
16:00 <fawks> PENALTY BITCH
16:00 <TheRon> was the penalty there?
16:00 <slinky_J> we have this game in Adelaide is a big thing it's called Mu
17:00 <slinky_J> you get a stone
17:00 <slinky_J> and an emu leg
17:00 <slinky_J> and hit the stone around with the emu leg
17:00 <fawks> lol.
17:00 <fawks> :|
17:00 <slinky_J> oh no wait thats an aboriginie game..
17:00 <slinky_J> LOL
17:00 <slinky_J> srs i
17:00 <slinky_J> NOBODY DOWNLOAD 12 YEARS A SLAVE
17:00 <slinky_J> EVER
18:00 <TheRon> i think aboriginal art is great, especially the writing on the rock that says "fuck off whitey!"
18:00 <slinky_J> yeah
18:00 <slinky_J> it's so Ab-Original
19:00 <TheRiddler> must mean it's good
19:00 <slinky_J> then ill keep saying not to dl it
19:00 <slinky_J> NOBODY DOWNLOAD 12 YEARS A SLAVE
19:00 <slinky_J> so u can waste ur data
19:00 <slinky_J> Morerice
21:00 <TheRon> i love lenny
23:00 <gir> parp!
23:00 <slinky_J> its just a torture porn movie
23:00 <MrMark> snuf movie
23:00 <TheRon> like bmm
23:00 <TheRon> bmm
23:00 <TheRon> 8mm
24:00 <MrMark> yep
24:00 <slinky_J> lol
24:00 <slinky_J> good movie ey
24:00 <TheRon> yep
24:00 <slinky_J> ;)
25:00 <MrMark> Nicolas Cage is my hero
25:00 <British^Meat> oh gawd
25:00 <TheRiddler> not the beagles
25:00 <British^Meat> that guy blows
26:00 <TheRon> con air
26:00 <TheRiddler> there's a image
26:00 <TheRon> i think he mistepped with those ghostrider movies
28:00 <gir> TheRiddler: what's the score? 
29:00 <TheRon> wb 18 st 6
29:00 <[Maverick]> carrrnnn saints 
29:00 <[Maverick]> Those ghostrider movies are fucked. 
30:00 <TheRon> cage's waterworld
30:00 <[Maverick]> hahaha 
30:00 <[Maverick]> hahahaha 
31:00 <TheRon> costner has beeen trying to recover ever since
32:00 <British^Meat> i dunno why ppl hated waterworld, i kinda enjoyed
32:00 <British^Meat> had boats, and jet skis, dennis hopper
32:00 <British^Meat> jack black
32:00 <British^Meat> massive oil tanker explosion
32:00 <TheRon> just made no sense
32:00 <British^Meat> i understood it totes
32:00 <British^Meat> the polar caps melted, flooded the earth
33:00 <British^Meat> soil was essential and a good currency and oil was also the same
33:00 <British^Meat> thats why dennis wanted so much of it
34:00 <TheRon> so much money spent on it, you'd think it would at least have a good script
34:00 <British^Meat> again, i found no problem with that side of it
34:00 <British^Meat> have u seen it?:
35:00 <TheRon> not for ages and when i did watch it i didn't take much notice of it
35:00 <TheRiddler> http://x3.fjcdn.com/comments/robertelee+rolled+a+random+image+posted+in+comment+97+at+_a3d4c78a92b2bd48e52f3189f1c6e9dc.jpg
35:00 <TheRiddler> found it
35:00 <TheRiddler> lol
35:00 <TheRon> nick cage?
35:00 <TheRiddler> yes
38:00 <British^Meat> yer i enjoyed it AND The Postman (i mostly like anything thats post apocolyptic) but The Postman was filled with a LOT of american wank in it
39:00 <British^Meat> The yanks probs went nuts for it
39:00 <TheRon> should i stay or should i go?
39:00 <British^Meat> "Im a postman, and im from america"
39:00 <TheRiddler> wasn't the postman also costner?
39:00 <British^Meat> jah
39:00 <British^Meat> a full costner vehicle
40:00 <British^Meat> it was pretty patriotic
40:00 <TheRiddler> that post apocolypic world was weird
40:00 <TheRiddler> like it didn't really explain how it got that way
40:00 <Maurice> http://cdn.scahw.com.au/cdn-1cfb2c9da251e30/ImageVaultFiles/id_303489/cf_3/public-spelling-fails-19.jpg
40:00 <British^Meat> yer, it was all set in the country side i think
41:00 <British^Meat> needed more mutants :)
41:00 <TheRiddler> lol
41:00 <TheRon> waterworld was still better than transformers
42:00 <TheRon> what?
42:00 <simba> Wii remote
42:00 <simba> have you ever seen a Nintendo Wii?
42:00 <TheRon> what did i do?
42:00 <simba> have you ever played mario kart?
43:00 <TheRon> nope
43:00 <TheRon> i've played wii bowling
43:00 <TheRon> and rockstar - beatles
43:00 <simba> were u any good at pacman back in the day
44:00 <TheRon> i was good at leisure suit larry
44:00 <simba> magna cum laude
44:00 <simba> i dont even know what kind of game that was
44:00 <Skirmish> I want to play bruce lee C64 but the online emulators won't work for some reason.
45:00 <TheRon> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leisure_Suit_Larry
46:00 <TheRiddler> I still want to play the remake
46:00 <TheRiddler> I've played through 7
46:00 <TheRon> it's classy
46:00 <simba> point and click 
47:00 <TheRiddler> the latest 2 were horrible I heard
48:00 <TheRon> i have no idea
48:00 <TheRiddler> especially the last with all the smut removed
48:00 <TheRon> whats the point without the smut?
49:00 <TheRiddler> woah 62-155
49:00 <TheRiddler> *63
49:00 <TheRon> like 1 point makes a difference
50:00 <TheRon> a good old fashioned depantsing
51:00 <TheRon> are you sure the brisbane bears were playing and not the brisbane lions?
53:00 <TheRon> Oh don't lean on me man Cause you can't afford the ticket I'm back on Suffragette City Oh don't lean on me man Cause you ain't got time to check it You know my Suffragette City Is outta sight...she's all right
54:00 <TheRiddler> I'm watching star trek next gen atm
54:00 <TheRiddler> they got stuck in the holofield
54:00 <TheRon> NERD!
55:00 <TheRiddler> why do they use it to go into the past than training
56:00 <TheRiddler> or do they and you never see that happen
56:00 <TheRon> i prefer not to think about it
56:00 <TheRon> seriously!
57:00 <[Maverick]> nikkeh 
57:00 <TheRiddler> hai Nikky`
57:00 <[Maverick]> my sweet geelong princessss
57:00 <Nikky`> Mavie :o)
57:00 <Nikky`> TheRiddler :o)
57:00 <Nikky`> naww Mavie..I follow Geelong don't live there :P
57:00 <[Maverick]> I know :P 
58:00 <Nikky`> oh ok
58:00 <Nikky`> tho, I think my mum has made me feel guilty to go next weekend and not in few weeks liked planned
59:00 <[Maverick]> TheRon: score? 
59:00 <[Maverick]> sif make you feel guilty 
59:00 <Nikky`> She is good at it
59:00 <Nikky`> Guess what I did today tho.. I am totally amazed
00:00 <[Maverick]> :o what? 
00:00 <Nikky`> Washed my car 
00:00 <[Maverick]> omg 
00:00 <Nikky`> Sure it is only going to get dirty again but it will be new dirt
00:00 <[Maverick]> you feeling alright? 
00:00 <Nikky`> not months worth lol
00:00 <simba> Love the Thought... of comin Home 2 u...
01:00 <Nikky`> I figured i'd do it after gym so it be done.. finally
01:00 <Nikky`> It was pretty feral
01:00 <Nikky`> Like some of the ppl in here
01:00 <slinky_J> u shouold rest after gym
01:00 <slinky_J> :/
01:00 <[Maverick]> "if you think my car is dirty, you should spend a night with the driver" 
01:00 <Nikky`> lol
02:00 <Nikky`> I had shower and resting now slinky_J.. 
02:00 <Pete> can't wait until the footy is on
02:00 <Pete> west coast eagles and collingwood
02:00 <Nikky`> This hot chocolate is delish
02:00 <Nikky`> delish I tell you
02:00 <Pete> share
02:00 <Pete> !
02:00 <Pete> Nikky` share!
02:00 <slinky_J> would ya shut up about the footy
03:00 <Nikky`> No, its nearly gone 
03:00 <Nikky`> So I want it all for me
03:00 <Nikky`> And its hot chocolate and all milk heated in microwave
03:00 <Pete> No slinky_J
03:00 <slinky_J> i have sicilian cannoli for u nikz?
03:00 <[Maverick]> slinky_J: would you shutup about movies? 
03:00 <Nikky`> the cadbury type hot chocolate
03:00 <Pete> lmfaooo
03:00 <Pete> [Maverick]
03:00 <Pete> Iam allowed too chat about anything i want
03:00 <slinky_J> yup
03:00 <slinky_J> :P
04:00 <Pete> if we win this round we got up too there place in the lader
04:00 <[Maverick]> GET OUT FENNEC_FOX
04:00 <Pete> i hope so
04:00 <Pete> [Maverick] be nice
05:00 <Nikky`> I like any team that beats the pies
05:00 <[Maverick]> Don't tell me what to fucking do. 
05:00 <Pete> we dont tell you too get out.
05:00 <Nikky`> GET THE FUCK OUT MAVIE
05:00 <British^Meat> get em out :)
05:00 <Nikky`> AND INTO MY ROOM
05:00 <Nikky`> hehe
05:00 <[Maverick]> OK 
05:00 <Pete> nicole?
06:00 <Nikky`> Yes>
06:00 <Nikky`> What?
06:00 <Pete> what channel your speaking about lol
07:00 <Nikky`> None, I meant my bedroom
07:00 <Pete> ohh darn yes please
07:00 <Pete> wouldent mind
07:00 <Pete> got room for me?
07:00 <[Maverick]> no.
07:00 <Nikky`> lol
07:00 <Pete> can your bed fit 3 people in it?
07:00 <[Maverick]> you will only just get in the way 
07:00 <Pete> [Maverick] wasent speaking too u
07:00 <Pete> was i
08:00 <Pete> no.
08:00 <Nikky`> Now now
08:00 <[Maverick]> lol.
08:00 <Pete> Nicole can you fit 3 people in that bed, ?
09:00 <Pete> or is it a single bed?
09:00 <Pete> if its a single bed , only one person,  who can use it , you just have too hop on top of me :D
10:00 <Pete> fuck [Maverick]
10:00 <[Maverick]> lol at this guy. 
10:00 <Nikky`> I might be single but who at my age still owns a single bed?
10:00 <Pete> lmfao
10:00 <[Maverick]> Pete does. 
10:00 <Pete> how do you know faggot?
10:00 <Pete> stalking me much?
11:00 <Nikky`> Anywho
11:00 <Nikky`> Moving right along
11:00 <Pete> nicole  where abouts you live?
12:00 <[Maverick]> hahaha 
12:00 <[Maverick]> this guy is despo 
12:00 <Pete> [Maverick] shut your hole boy.
12:00 <Pete> wasent been a despo
12:00 <Pete> Just asked her where she was from 
12:00 <Pete> dickhead.
12:00 <Nikky`> Gosh
12:00 <Pete> now shhh.
13:00 <Nikky`> I am from Melb
13:00 <Pete> There, you go , nice answer
13:00 <Pete> but [Maverick] dident have too get up tight into my convosation.
13:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BW3gKKiTvjs
14:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Kate Bush Wuthering Heights. (Dec 7, 2007) 4:27 - Category: Music - 13,615,276 - 38,097 likes (95.8%), 1,652 dislikes (4.2%)
14:00 <Pete> www.bangbus.com 
14:00 <Pete> for [Maverick]
14:00 <[Maverick]> English isn't your native tongue is it? 
14:00 <TheRon> Nikky`: did you hang in there with the footy last night??
15:00 <Pete> eagles are on now
15:00 <Pete> there playing collingwood.
15:00 <TheRon> are not
15:00 <Pete> the faggot
15:00 <Pete> yes they are TheRon
15:00 <TheRon> 4.40 it starts
15:00 <Pete> nope
15:00 <Pete> there playing home here
15:00 <Nikky`> No TheRon.. I couldn't even hang in there until 10:30 without falling asleep
15:00 <Nikky`> but I did wake up with a nightmare :o(
16:00 <TheRon> you missed something special
16:00 <Pete> http://www.afl.com.au/match-centre/2014/20/stk-v-wb
16:00 <Pete> ^ but it has the , games playing now
16:00 <Pete> eagles , are on pre match
16:00 <Pete> atm
16:00 <TheRon> pete don't question me on footy my friend you'll do better
16:00 <Pete> they start in 40 minutes
17:00 <TheRon> thats what i said
17:00 <Pete> TheRon
17:00 <Pete> shut up
17:00 <Pete> Nikky` sex nightmare?
17:00 <Nikky`> No
17:00 <Pete> Yes.
17:00 <Nikky`> Do you follow collingwood, Pete?
17:00 <Pete> nope
17:00 <[Maverick]> makes sense.
17:00 <Pete> eagles
17:00 <Pete> fuck the collingwood boys
18:00 <Pete> the faggots
18:00 <Pete> I'll spit on them
18:00 <Pete> faggots
18:00 <TheRon> pete do you ever speak like normal?
18:00 <Pete> TheRon do you even eat your dads cock?
18:00 <TheRon> he's not my dad
18:00 <Pete> The sperm , out of his cock.
19:00 <Pete> dude, im going , too watch my footy
19:00 <Pete> fuck you lot lol
19:00 <[Maverick]> I think that is Saemon's twin brother. 
20:00 <Nikky`> I really need to get motivated and straighten my hair
20:00 <TheRon> i think pete was weened off the breast too early
20:00 <slinky_J> i wanna see a pic of loof
20:00 <TheRon> i bet you look good all frizzled
20:00 <Nikky`> I think TheRon would still love to be on the breast
21:00 <TheRon> wouldn't we all
21:00 <Nikky`> Its not frizzled but smidge wavy
21:00 <TheRon> thats ok isnt it?
21:00 <[Maverick]> mmmm breasts 
22:00 <[Maverick]> Pete was only 19 when he finally finished 3rd grade 
22:00 <TheRon> i find the new aami ad disturbing
23:00 <[Maverick]> they are all disturbing. 
23:00 <TheRon> but this one
23:00 <Nikky`> Yeah I usually don't bother doing it TheRon.. I just want it straight 
23:00 <TheRon> the mum dad and the bloke all using the same bathwater
23:00 <[Maverick]> I haven
23:00 <[Maverick]> t 
23:00 <[Maverick]> seen it 
23:00 <[Maverick]> and don't plan on it anytime soon 
23:00 <TheRon> would've been on channel 7 just then
23:00 <Nikky`> ooh yeah, i've seen it TheRon
24:00 <Nikky`> only once tho
24:00 <TheRon> i find it a bit incestual
25:00 <[Maverick]> did it have in small writing down at the bottom of the screen "Only in Tasmania" 
25:00 <TheRon> it had small writing, didn't read it though
25:00 <TheRon> it could've said only in south australia
25:00 <[Maverick]> LOL
25:00 <[Maverick]> "Only in Collingwood" 
26:00 <TheRon> indeed
26:00 <TheRon> they have communal showers in collingwood don't they?
26:00 <[Maverick]> do they know what a shower is? 
27:00 <TheRon> and only 1 bar of soap
27:00 <TheRon> my mistake
27:00 <partay> Filthy Collingwood supporters
27:00 <[Maverick]> what's the footy score? 
27:00 <TheRon> dogs by 27
27:00 <Ana_Ng> newsflash
27:00 <Nikky`> Ok I shall bbsish
27:00 <Ana_Ng> your whole country is collingwood
27:00 <[Maverick]> hhmmmpppff
28:00 <[Maverick]> and good afternoon Ana 
28:00 <TheRon> your state produced sarah palin, it can't be that smart
28:00 <Ana_Ng> not our state
28:00 <Ana_Ng> she was produced in idaho
28:00 <TheRon> no?
28:00 <Ana_Ng> which is sort of the collingwood of the us :)
28:00 <TheRon> you're people voted for her
29:00 <Ana_Ng> whoa
29:00 <Pyro-> you're 
29:00 <Pyro-> pfft
29:00 <Pyro-> wasted effort.. it's just your
29:00 <[Maverick]> slipping TheRon! 
29:00 <Pyro-> two less characters
29:00 <Ana_Ng> YOUR PEOPLE
29:00 <TheRon> beer?
29:00 <British^Meat> hah
29:00 <[Maverick]> k
29:00 <British^Meat> drink more TheRon
29:00 <TheRon> i will
30:00 <Ana_Ng> i love how your compulsory voting doesn't keep you from voting in people you hate the day after the election
30:00 <TheRon> i don't vote
30:00 <TheRon> i turn mark they mark the roll and i walk out
30:00 <Ana_Ng> lucky your country doesn't matter
31:00 <doctor> Ana_Ng being her bitter jaded self as usual
31:00 <Ana_Ng> it's true though
31:00 <British^Meat> yer, doesnt matter... to what/who?
31:00 <TheRon> australia is levying heavy sanctions on russia
31:00 <TheRon> we're refusing to sell sunflower oil to russia
31:00 <Ana_Ng> oh noes, a vegemite sanction
31:00 <Ana_Ng> how will they survive
33:00 <TheRon> us aussies can drink the americans under the table
33:00 <Ana_Ng> wow
33:00 <TheRon> they only drink light beer
33:00 <slinky_J> lol sanctions
33:00 <slinky_J> russia is good woman
33:00 <Ana_Ng> some more raping of the language by theron
33:00 <MrMark> we sure can
33:00 <Ana_Ng> "us can drink"
33:00 <slinky_J> thats nothing to be proud of ron
33:00 <TheRon> sure it is
33:00 <MrMark> sure it is
33:00 <slinky_J> n i doubt its true
33:00 <MrMark> ehehe
34:00 <TheRon> it means they're weak as piss
34:00 <MrMark> yep
34:00 <slinky_J> millers and budweiser arent the only beers in america
34:00 <partay> Yep
34:00 <Ana_Ng> we make bourbon
34:00 <TheRon> they're not?
34:00 <[Maverick]> PABS BLUE RIBBON!!! 
34:00 <Ana_Ng> what do you make
34:00 <[Maverick]> weeeeee
34:00 <slinky_J> bourbon is some heavy shit
34:00 <[Maverick]> we make beer, wine and bourbon! 
34:00 <slinky_J> and whiskey
34:00 <slinky_J> and rum
34:00 <TheRon> john lennon - woman
34:00 <slinky_J> and water
34:00 <MrMark> bourbon is shit
34:00 <Ana_Ng> well bourbon is a subset of whiskey
34:00 <partay> Americans are a blight on society
35:00 <Ana_Ng> australians are sort of the ghost country of the world
35:00 <TheRon> i drink scotch
35:00 <FredFlinstone> only drink is scotch
35:00 <MrMark> i also
35:00 <Ana_Ng> we're sure they do something, just don't know what
35:00 <partay> Ana and we're happy with that
35:00 <TheRon> we're better surfers
35:00 <TheRon> under the radar is a good thing
36:00 <Pyro-> australia used to be cool.. going downhill 
36:00 <[Maverick]> it's a good song as well :P 
36:00 <Ana_Ng> no responsibilities, no worries
36:00 <TheRon> great song
36:00 <Ana_Ng> you're the couch-surfing slackers of the universe
36:00 <TheRon> at least we don't club seals
37:00 <Ana_Ng> jealous
37:00 <TheRon> yes!
37:00 <Ana_Ng> seals are stupid
37:00 <Ana_Ng> bash their heads in
37:00 <slinky_J> ghost country?
37:00 <Pyro-> if they were smarter they wouldn;t get clubbed
38:00 <Pyro-> they could evade
38:00 <TheRon> if dolphins are so smart how come they keep getting caught in those nets
38:00 <Ana_Ng> if pigs are so smart how come they keep getting in my sandwiches
38:00 <slinky_J> old joke
38:00 <slinky_J> lolol
40:00 <Graven> Sup fags.
40:00 <TheRon> pink floyd - learning to fly
40:00 <Ana_Ng> ana's chicken tacos are da bomb
40:00 <TheRon> tuna taco not so much
42:00 <slinky_J> woo woo
42:00 <slinky_J> i want chicken taco
42:00 <TheRon> genuine out of a box??
42:00 <FredFlinstone> beef beef beef
43:00 <FredFlinstone> fall apart beef
43:00 <TheRon> BEEEEEEFF!!!
43:00 <FredFlinstone> thats it!
43:00 <FredFlinstone> makes the best tacos
43:00 <FredFlinstone> all else is hit
43:00 <FredFlinstone> shit
43:00 <Ana_Ng> i feel better now that i ate
43:00 <Ana_Ng> australia is the best country!
43:00 <Ana_Ng> its land is wide
43:00 <TheRon> honey mustard chicken for me
43:00 <Ana_Ng> and citizens intelligent
44:00 <FredFlinstone> oh
44:00 <slinky_J> the quality of mexican food in australia
44:00 <TheRon> i feel like chicken tonight
44:00 <FredFlinstone> burrito
44:00 <slinky_J> = better than in mexico
44:00 <FredFlinstone> yumm
44:00 <FredFlinstone> havent mex for yonks
44:00 <slinky_J> mexicans like, invented fast food lol
44:00 <slinky_J> nothin to it
44:00 <FredFlinstone> like
44:00 <FredFlinstone> what do they like?
44:00 <slinky_J> it's a comma
45:00 <slinky_J> it serves as a pause
45:00 <FredFlinstone> mexicans like
45:00 <FredFlinstone> like what?
45:00 <slinky_J> pause
45:00 <slinky_J> continue with sentence
45:00 <FredFlinstone> fuck no undertandy
45:00 <FredFlinstone> what the friggin like for?
46:00 <Pyro-> bimbo speak
46:00 <FredFlinstone> thought so
46:00 <Pyro-> like yeah  :P
46:00 <slinky_J> people did say it before americans over used it
46:00 <FredFlinstone> I know what a friggin comma is
47:00 <slinky_J> COOL
47:00 <slinky_J> LOOC
47:00 <FredFlinstone> like like like like like she goes she goes she just went
47:00 <slinky_J> like isnt an american thing
47:00 <slinky_J> they adopted it
47:00 <slinky_J> anyway
47:00 <FredFlinstone> who fuckin cares?
48:00 <slinky_J> you
48:00 <slinky_J> it seems
48:00 <slinky_J> goin on about it like a girl
49:00 <[Maverick]> <slinky_J> = better than in mexico
49:00 <[Maverick]> Have you been to Mexico? 
49:00 <slinky_J> lol nah i just assume it's better than most places in mexico
53:00 <TheRon> watched end of watch the other night
53:00 <[Maverick]> not a bad flick that one. 
53:00 <TheRon> it's alright
54:00 <TheRon> go eagles
54:00 <TheRon> i'll never be your beast of burden
55:00 <slinky_J> yeah loved end of watch
55:00 <slinky_J> finally a film where the characters didnt have to explain the story to the audience
55:00 <TheRon> or have morgan freeman explain it
56:00 <[Maverick]> titty sprinkles 
56:00 <TheRon> 22-6 wce
57:00 <slinky_J> seen Seraphim Falls?
57:00 <simba> who r the eagles playing
57:00 <TheRon> no
57:00 <TheRon> pies
57:00 <slinky_J> Liam Neeson and Pierce Brosnon
57:00 <simba> nice !!
57:00 <slinky_J> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seraphim_Falls
57:00 <slinky_J> its a good drama thriller
57:00 <TheRon> nic nat is no good below his knees
58:00 <TheRon> 28-6
59:00 <TheRon> rock the casbah, rock the casbah
00:00 <simba> bang my grandpa, bang my grandpa
00:00 <TheRon> the shareef don't like it
01:00 <TheRon> you watching the eagles??
01:00 <[Maverick]> god, when I worked at this other club... all they played was Rock the Casbah and LoveShack etc 
01:00 <TheRon> this is great
01:00 <simba> almost finished watching the replay of our game
02:00 <TheRon> my kind of place
02:00 <simba> then ill hopefully see stinkwood die!!!
02:00 <TheRon> i don't watch geelong's losses
02:00 <[Maverick]> how much are the bulldogs in front? 
02:00 <simba> yea i wouldnt but i have to review it
02:00 <TheRon> 25
06:00 <Ana_Ng> i did not wear underwear all day
06:00 <Ana_Ng> it were a good day
06:00 <slinky_J> lols
06:00 <slinky_J> hahaha
06:00 <Ana_Ng> which i am now ruining
06:00 <TheRon> i like to free ball occasionally
06:00 <Ana_Ng> to go to the bar
07:00 <Ana_Ng> nobody wants a visual of your balls, theron
07:00 <TheRon> i know they are weird looking
11:00 <TheRon> depesche mode - enjoy the silence
11:00 <Ana_Ng> wish me luck, lads
11:00 <TheRon> with what?
11:00 <Pyro-> sif where panties to the bar
11:00 <Pyro-> short skirt and commando
11:00 <Pyro-> show off ya gash
12:00 <Pyro-> wear even
12:00 <Pyro-> derp
12:00 <TheRon> it's probably a forest down there
12:00 <Pyro-> need a brush cutter first :P
12:00 <FredFlinstone> whats wrong with that?
12:00 <FredFlinstone> naturale
12:00 <Pyro-> ning ning
13:00 <FredFlinstone> nong nong
13:00 <TheRon> i just hope bats don't fly out of there
14:00 <TheRon> radiohead - high and dry
14:00 <Matthew> AIN'T NO MOUNTAIN HIGH ENOUGHHHHHHHH
14:00 <FredFlinstone> marvin gay
14:00 <TheRon> good man
14:00 <Matthew> I prefer the Jimmy Barnes version tbh
15:00 <FredFlinstone> I like em all
15:00 <TheRon> this si great, collingwood getting smashed
15:00 <TheRon> wce by 28 at qtr time
16:00 <FredFlinstone> really?
16:00 <FredFlinstone> fuck me
16:00 <TheRon> yes!
16:00 <TheRon> no
16:00 <FredFlinstone> thats fantestical
16:00 <FredFlinstone> figure of speech
16:00 <TheRon> just making sure
16:00 <FredFlinstone> lmao
16:00 <FredFlinstone> dont think you are my type TheRon 
16:00 <TheRon> thank christ
16:00 <Ana_Ng> ...and underwear off
17:00 <FredFlinstone> thank everyone
17:00 <MrMark> semen
17:00 <TheRon> well done everybody
17:00 <FredFlinstone> oh my
17:00 <FredFlinstone> I like my men like my coffee
17:00 <MrMark> thanks Ron............what did i do?
17:00 <TheRon> dunno
17:00 <MrMark> thick and black?
17:00 <FredFlinstone> thats it
17:00 <FredFlinstone> and long
17:00 <MrMark> ehehehe
17:00 <Ana_Ng> ground up and in the freezer
17:00 <MrMark> and steamy
18:00 <FredFlinstone> oh yes very hot
18:00 <MrMark> ehehehe
18:00 <TheRon> london calling.......
19:00 <FredFlinstone> yes well answer it
20:00 <TheRon> is there a bucking bronco thing at your bar?
21:00 <TheRon> Ana_Ng: ?
21:00 <Ana_Ng> what
21:00 <FredFlinstone> nope nothing there
21:00 <Matthew> Some cunt told me last night Betty White died... so glad he was wrong!
21:00 <FredFlinstone> what a prick
21:00 <MrMark> penis
21:00 <TheRon> is there a bucking bronco thing at your bar? Ana_Ng 
22:00 <Ana_Ng> no
22:00 <FredFlinstone> she rides it?
22:00 <FredFlinstone> prolly got a dildo on the saddle
22:00 <TheRon> wet t-shirts?
22:00 <FredFlinstone> but no tits
23:00 <TheRon> people putting nickleback songs on the jukebox?
23:00 <FredFlinstone> put another nickle in in the nickleodeon
24:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BW3gKKiTvjs
24:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Kate Bush Wuthering Heights. (Dec 7, 2007) 4:27 - Category: Music - 13,615,496 - 38,101 likes (95.8%), 1,652 dislikes (4.2%)
24:00 <FredFlinstone> porr kate
24:00 <FredFlinstone> dead as a door nail
24:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VMnjF1O4eH0
24:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Queen - Fat Bottomed Girls (Official Video) (Aug 1, 2008) 3:52 - Category: Music - 12,969,989 - 47,995 likes (98.3%), 808 dislikes (1.7%)
24:00 <TheRon> thats better
25:00 <TheRon> so apt for Ana_Ng 's bar
25:00 <Ana_Ng> more like fat old grumpy guys
25:00 <TheRon> damn
25:00 <FredFlinstone> so fuckin cold out now
26:00 <TheRon> much like this beer
27:00 <FredFlinstone> beer is suposed to be cold
27:00 <TheRon> it is
27:00 <TheRon> what the fuck are the english thinking
27:00 <FredFlinstone> nfi
27:00 <FredFlinstone> its never cold enough for me
28:00 <TheRon> so cold i could write my name with my nipples
28:00 <TheRon> when are you hitting the road?
30:00 <FredFlinstone> next month
30:00 <FredFlinstone> will go to Inverloch for my first venture
30:00 <TheRon> fishing with cans??
30:00 <FredFlinstone> wont get the van prolly for two weeks
31:00 <FredFlinstone> no fishing yet
31:00 <FredFlinstone> need a few lessons
31:00 <FredFlinstone> from the bro in law
31:00 <FredFlinstone> and a rod would help too
31:00 <TheRon> i just worry abut the esky
32:00 <FredFlinstone> I have on of those
32:00 <FredFlinstone> a big one
32:00 <FredFlinstone> the ones that last for 5 days
32:00 <TheRon> beer and ice, no need for the rod
32:00 <FredFlinstone> untill I get my fridge
32:00 <FredFlinstone> not tyet
33:00 <FredFlinstone> but would to catch a fresh fish yummmmmo
33:00 <FredFlinstone> love
33:00 <TheRon> it's a bonus
33:00 <TheRon> 23 points now
34:00 <FredFlinstone> it is
34:00 <FredFlinstone> good stuff
36:00 <TheRon> rolling stones - miss you
36:00 <FredFlinstone> great sonf
36:00 <FredFlinstone> I love Dont Stop
36:00 <MrMark> start me up
37:00 <TheRon> gimme shelter
38:00 <Matthew> when she used to look good to me but now I find herrr... simply irresistableeeeeeee
38:00 <MrMark> Robert Palmer
39:00 <TheRon> under my thumb is my fave stone's song
39:00 <TheRon> it speaks to me
41:00 <TheRon> When you were here before Couldn't look you in the eye You're just like an angel Your skin makes me cry…  
45:00 <TheRon> I met her in a club down in old Soho Where you drink champagne and it tastes just like cherry-cola [LP version: Coca-Cola] See-oh-el-aye cola She walked up to me and she asked me to dance I asked her her name and in a dark brown voice she said Lola El-oh-el-aye Lola la-la-la-la Lola
56:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SHhrZgojY1Q
56:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Who - Won't Get Fooled Again (Dec 13, 2008) 8:34 - Category: Music - 4,654,345 - 23,555 likes (99.1%), 207 dislikes (0.9%)
59:00 <TheRon> hello
01:00 <Picard> baaaaaa haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
01:00 <Picard> Matthew im surprised you show your face
01:00 <TheRon> we don't get fooled again
02:00 <Picard> TheRon?
02:00 <TheRiddler> yay dogs
02:00 <British^Meat> goddamn these fookin footy nerds
02:00 <Nikky`> *yawn* wish I had a nanna nap
02:00 <Picard> i had a nanna nap, fucking phone just woke me
02:00 <TheRon> got the bunny slippers on already?
02:00 <Picard> Daw is fucked the nigga cunt
03:00 <Picard> TheRon no, going to the inlaws for dinner
03:00 <Nikky`> No bunny slippers but yes, I have my pj's on
03:00 <TheRon> just because he's somalian we just assume
03:00 <Picard> assume wat
03:00 <Picard> he is a rapist?
03:00 <TheRon> well, yeah!
04:00 <doctor> that's very racist
04:00 <Picard> he is a disgusting pig
04:00 <TheRon> i love australians willingness to give the benefit of the doubt
04:00 <Nikky`> you tell em doctor
04:00 <Picard> deserves to be deported
04:00 <Picard> we dont need his type in australia
05:00 <TheRon> but he's a footballer
05:00 <Picard> so what
05:00 <TheRiddler> 0,12WESTERN BULLDOGS GOAL!!!!!!!!
05:00 <TheRiddler> 0,4WESTERN BULLDOGS GOAL!!!!!!!!
05:00 <TheRon> aussie aussie and all that
05:00 <Picard> any crime like that committed by non australian born people should be automatic deportation
05:00 <Picard> doggies to good
05:00 <Nikky`> Love how stebie can be all op like and not be here.. gives me a gasm every time
06:00 <Picard> or saints just no good
06:00 <TheRon> i could be wrong but i think he's an aussie citizen
06:00 <Picard> TheRon i think he is, even if he is he should lose that right
06:00 <Picard> send the black cunt home
06:00 <Picard> they are no good
06:00 <Nikky`> Has he been to court yet and been found guilty or we will just assume its true?
06:00 <TheRon> i'd have to be deported back to england then?
07:00 <British^Meat> australia is his home
07:00 <TheRon> personally i thinks all bs, it's just someone trying to take advantage
07:00 <British^Meat> he's a citizen
07:00 <FredFlinstone> its only half time ffs
07:00 <British^Meat> U need that explained?
08:00 <Picard> TheRon who did i rape?
08:00 <TheRon> when?
08:00 <TheRon> did you rape?
08:00 <Picard> <TheRon> i'd have to be deported back to england then?
08:00 <British^Meat> lol what the
08:00 <Picard> oops TheRon u**
08:00 <Picard> fucken bad time for a typo
08:00 <Picard> lol
08:00 <British^Meat> who did u rape Picard?
08:00 <TheRon> just making the point that i'm an aussie citizen
08:00 <Picard> British^Meat YOUR MUM. i think u should call me daddy
08:00 <British^Meat> wow
09:00 <British^Meat> didnt see that coming
09:00 <Picard> well TheRon if u commited a crime like that yes, back to england
09:00 <British^Meat> so...
09:00 <British^Meat> lets send rolf harris back to here
09:00 <TheRon> free our jails up some
09:00 <British^Meat> where he belongs
09:00 <Picard> no we dont want the cunt here
09:00 <British^Meat> bali 9
09:00 <British^Meat> back here
09:00 <British^Meat> where they belong
09:00 <Picard> no
09:00 <British^Meat> yes
09:00 <British^Meat> they belong here
09:00 <FredFlinstone> lol
09:00 <British^Meat> send em back
09:00 <TheRon> i'm 1870's aussies
10:00 <Picard> my new laws dont apply for aussie scum who commit crimes overseas
10:00 <Picard> Matthew what do you think?\
10:00 <TheRon> picard when did your family come over?
11:00 <Picard> on the first fleet
11:00 <Picard> in chains
11:00 <TheRon> nice
11:00 <TheRon> bloody crims
11:00 <Picard> lol
11:00 <Picard> nuh just kidding
11:00 <Picard> i think we got here some time in 1899
12:00 <Picard> im not a local yet
12:00 <TheRon> nah
13:00 <TheRon> tom petty - i won't back down
14:00 <TheRon> go eagles
15:00 <Picard> who they playing?
16:00 <TheRon> pies
16:00 <TheRon> so yes go eagles
16:00 <Picard> yes and no
16:00 <TheRon> no?
16:00 <TheRon> it's collingwood
16:00 <Picard> eagles win helps tigers, also helps essendon
16:00 <Picard> so yes, no
17:00 <TheRon> be funny if they got banned from the finals again
17:00 <Picard> lmfao
17:00 <Picard> fucking gold
17:00 <TheRon> and then richmond would make the finals
18:00 <TheRon> richmond are coming ninth again
18:00 <Picard> 11
18:00 <TheRon> 11?
18:00 <Picard> yes, they have 46points
18:00 <Picard> oops
18:00 <Picard> 36
18:00 <TheRon> right now but by the end of the season
18:00 <Picard> 7,8,9and 10 all have 40
19:00 <Picard> yes 9 is looking likely
19:00 <slinky_J> TheRon r u from england
19:00 <TheRon> no
19:00 <slinky_J> do you know robert englund?
19:00 <slinky_J> DO YOU LIKE FAGGOTS AND CHIPS
19:00 <TheRon> well my family came over in the 1870's
19:00 <slinky_J> wow that's like over ten years ago
20:00 <slinky_J> xD
20:00 <TheRon> yes!
20:00 <slinky_J> lols
20:00 <slinky_J> 8mm 
20:00 <slinky_J> poor girl
20:00 <Picard> oko im outer here
20:00 <slinky_J> i love the arrow bit
20:00 <slinky_J> hahahaha
20:00 <TheRon> new order - blue monday
20:00 <slinky_J> cya daddy
20:00 <Picard> fuck off jew
20:00 <slinky_J> suck my dick
20:00 <slinky_J> coz mine can be sucked by an adult
20:00 <Picard> faggot
20:00 <slinky_J> pinkyfingerpenis
20:00 <Picard> msg Matthew
20:00 <TheRon> yes, 35 points
20:00 <slinky_J> Matthew has a bigger dick than you aswell
21:00 <Picard> he will suck u off
21:00 <slinky_J> a chicks clit is bigger than your dick
21:00 <slinky_J> hot
21:00 <TheRon> i'm huge
21:00 <Picard> u stupid fuck
21:00 <slinky_J> u stupid phac
21:00 <slinky_J> FHAC
22:00 <slinky_J> ride an elephant LOL
23:00 <slinky_J> break an elephants back
23:00 <slinky_J> couldnt lift picard onto a baby elephant AHAHAHAHAHAHA irl lol!
24:00 <TheRon> collingwood are fucked
25:00 <TheRon> happy days
25:00 <slinky_J> PICARD COME BACK BRO
25:00 <slinky_J> FHAC
25:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4B5zmDz4vR4
25:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: David Bowie - Starman (1972) HD 0815007 (Feb 26, 2011) 3:31 - Category: Music - 2,956,670 - 13,842 likes (98.6%), 190 dislikes (1.4%)
27:00 <slinky_J> candy andy sandy andy how does your pinky dig grow?
27:00 <slinky_J> candy andy sandy andy how does your pinky dick grow?
28:00 <TheRon> MrMark: i thought they called you donkey because of your ears?
29:00 <John_Gotti> time to put on a spread
31:00 <FredFlinstone> lol collinghsit getting hammered big time
31:00 <FredFlinstone> 8 goals no hope
31:00 <FredFlinstone> wouldnt it be great if them and essenshit go out of the 8
32:00 <TheRon> they are collingshit
33:00 <beehhh> i found a mate from straya after 7 years over on skype lastnite
33:00 <FredFlinstone> lol
33:00 <TheRon> collingwood have so many members, parole officers really shouldn't count
33:00 <FredFlinstone> nope hahahahaha
33:00 <FredFlinstone> they are shit!
33:00 <FredFlinstone> I grew up surronded by those chuntz
33:00 <FredFlinstone> thats why I hate them so much
33:00 <TheRon> parole officers?
33:00 <FredFlinstone> no lol
34:00 <slinky_J> when beagle puts on a spread it's ever happy little vegemites dream
34:00 <FredFlinstone> reervoir
34:00 <FredFlinstone> reserevoir
34:00 <slinky_J> every*
34:00 <TheRon> good area
34:00 <FredFlinstone> wtf?
34:00 <TheRon> reservoir's alright
34:00 <FredFlinstone> when I was in form 4 we had the highest crime rate in Victoria
34:00 <FredFlinstone> reservoirs allright?
35:00 <FredFlinstone> bullshit
35:00 <TheRon> only had to visit the place half a dozen times a year growing up
35:00 <FredFlinstone> mum hated it
35:00 <FredFlinstone> yeah wel lived there
35:00 <FredFlinstone> sat night punch up in the street was the highlight
36:00 <TheRon> big audio dynamite - the globe
36:00 <FredFlinstone> I was born in brunswick grew up in Reservoir and now live in Smoburg 
37:00 <TheRon> little known fact i was born in reservoir
37:00 <beehhh> i worked in brunswick at holmes st 
37:00 <FredFlinstone> I think you did tell me
37:00 <beehhh> near the lindhurst pub
37:00 <FredFlinstone> I worked in Union street and ballarat
37:00 <FredFlinstone> street
37:00 <beehhh> urekka
37:00 <FredFlinstone> I was born off albions street
37:00 <TheRon> eureka?
37:00 <FredFlinstone> not far from the Lyndhurst
38:00 <beehhh> btw sydney rd n lygon st
38:00 <TheRon> reservoir hsopital
38:00 <FredFlinstone> other side for me
38:00 <FredFlinstone> thats the posh side
38:00 <beehhh> reservoir hospital is in rosana
38:00 <beehhh> lower tamplestoe
39:00 <FredFlinstone> its in reservoir
39:00 <beehhh> doncaster balwyn
39:00 <FredFlinstone> not far from the lake
39:00 <beehhh> your mom was in resevoir giving birth to ya
39:00 <FredFlinstone> mom?
39:00 <TheRon> beehhh you say anything that makes sense?
39:00 <FredFlinstone> fuck off
39:00 <FredFlinstone> Australia here thanks
39:00 <FredFlinstone> no he doesnt
39:00 <TheRon> madness - our house
40:00 <FredFlinstone> total fucktard
40:00 <beehhh> i grief no hope
40:00 <John_Gotti> beehhh, You are no better than the indians who come here and pillage our country and rape our women
40:00 <beehhh> how could it be when all the things are gone
41:00 <John_Gotti> Our country paid for beehhh to be deported gave him a free ticket out
41:00 <TheRon> india is getting raped in the cricket
41:00 <beehhh> now i dream in my vivid thoughts i get lost in time and track no path
41:00 <John_Gotti> TheRon, no one watches cricket
41:00 <TheRon> well they should
41:00 <John_Gotti> no they shouldn't 
41:00 <TheRon> yes they should
41:00 <beehhh> rs doni is a faggot
41:00 <John_Gotti> why don't they get out and play it themself ?
41:00 <John_Gotti> fuck off TheRon 
42:00 <TheRon> no!
42:00 <beehhh> just gimme your money
42:00 <doctor> John_Gotti your attitude is disgraceful
42:00 <TheRon> india is coming to oz this summer
42:00 <Mew> TheRon guess what
42:00 <TheRon> you got breast surgery?
42:00 <beehhh> i met steve waugh at brown planes in Qld
43:00 <Mew> ew no
43:00 <TheRon> what then
43:00 <TheRon> ben's no good
43:00 <Pyro-> inida already got beat
43:00 <Mew> i just made honey soy chikkin lettuce wraps with fresh coriander spring onion and grated carrot
43:00 <beehhh> ben cousins is releted to doctor
43:00 <Pyro-> lost by 54 runs last night
43:00 <TheRon> dear god
44:00 <TheRon> that sounds nice
44:00 <doctor> ben's a good bloke
44:00 <Pyro-> broad went to hospital with a broken nose but still got man of match
44:00 <doctor> just gets a bad wrap
44:00 <Mew> its so fresh
44:00 <TheRon> i know
44:00 <beehhh> we know
44:00 <Pyro-> just sucks.. what am i supposed to watch tonight and tomorrow night ? :P
44:00 <TheRon> i;m having dickhead tonight
44:00 <John_Gotti> beehhh, what are you a racist ?
44:00 <slinky_J> ahahahahahahaha
44:00 <TheRon> honey mustard
45:00 <beehhh> John_Gotti what are you caucasian
45:00 <doctor> sounds unappealing TheRon
45:00 <John_Gotti> im italian
45:00 <TheRon> no good?
45:00 <TheRon> nom nom to me
45:00 <FredFlinstone> not honey
45:00 <doctor> eating dickhead?
45:00 <beehhh> italian mambo jambo your number plate saying your from arab
45:00 <Mew> dickhead TheRon?
46:00 <TheRon> sorry i meant chicken tonight
46:00 <doctor> honey mustard dickhead and couscous
46:00 <FredFlinstone> lmao
46:00 <John_Gotti> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rynqbJ53DBE
46:00 <FredFlinstone> crucnchy cum on the side?
46:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Tony Soprano and Meadow's boyfriend (Jul 27, 2009) 3:21 - Category: Entertainment - 278,281 - 573 likes (96.3%), 22 dislikes (3.7%)
46:00 <beehhh> butter chicken with peprika
46:00 <John_Gotti> beehhh, Why don't you drive on out shit on wheels
46:00 <slinky_J> yum beehhh!!
46:00 <FredFlinstone> I think he dies
46:00 <FredFlinstone> does
46:00 <John_Gotti> pfft
46:00 <John_Gotti> beehhh is shit on wheels
46:00 <FredFlinstone> :)
46:00 <TheRon> beehhh owns  a little van that sells food late at night
47:00 <John_Gotti> chocolate vanilla
47:00 <FredFlinstone> lol
47:00 <beehhh> im a designated driver
47:00 <Mew> which one is John_Gotti? 
47:00 <FredFlinstone> designated?
47:00 <John_Gotti> Mew, Im the Don
47:00 <doctor> the troll one
47:00 <slinky_J> be i have salmon sauce
47:00 <beehhh> Mew drives me n pandadontdrive together
47:00 <slinky_J> ;D
47:00 <Mew> is it A: themayo B: mentalson C: cutechineseeyes
47:00 <slinky_J> wot
47:00 <TheRon> our don bradman?
47:00 <Mew> D: pz
48:00 <FredFlinstone> I had a slamon steak
48:00 <FredFlinstone> salmon
48:00 <TheRon> nice
48:00 <FredFlinstone> it was
48:00 <John_Gotti> some salmon is of rather poor quality
48:00 <TheRon> not overcooked?
48:00 <slinky_J> cute chinese eyes
48:00 <FredFlinstone> rare half of it
48:00 <FredFlinstone> no way
48:00 <matrix> Evening all
48:00 <John_Gotti> chinese kids are good eating
48:00 <FredFlinstone> so tender
48:00 <John_Gotti> hmmm
48:00 <beehhh> korean chinese hmmm
48:00 <FredFlinstone> I love it sushimi
48:00 <John_Gotti> korean kid hmm
48:00 <doctor> lol that's a great name for IRC
48:00 <TheRon> i've had dry salmon it's terrible
48:00 <Mew> hey matrix
49:00 <FredFlinstone> ewww this is always nice 
49:00 <FredFlinstone> and thick!
49:00 <matrix> Howdy messy
49:00 <FredFlinstone> 300 gms at least
49:00 <beehhh> i have salmon oil from alaska
49:00 <matrix> Mewsy even
49:00 <matrix> Lol sorry
49:00 <slinky_J> oer
49:00 <FredFlinstone> it cums out yuor arse?
49:00 <Mew> messy mew
49:00 <John_Gotti> beehhh, canned salmon ?
49:00 <TheRon> and tell me if it's still raining there in england
49:00 <Mew> im so excited to go fishing tonight i think its a full moon
49:00 <matrix> Lol sorry mew
49:00 <FredFlinstone> just the oil he throws away the flesh
49:00 <Pyro-> catch a shark
49:00 <beehhh> http://www.naturalfactors.com.my/product_info_901003-100021.htm
50:00 <doctor> left over tinned asparagus and tap water for dindins
50:00 <FredFlinstone> banjo?
50:00 <beehhh> wild sockeye salmon 
50:00 <Mew> yeah sharks are meant to be out on full moons
50:00 <Mew> i caught two huuuuuuuge crabs yesterday
50:00 <Pyro-> good eating too
50:00 <FredFlinstone> you have crabs?
50:00 <TheRon> i had a healthy choice dinner today
50:00 <John_Gotti> Mew, you should swim out far in the ocean late at night
50:00 <beehhh> do they make cat dimsims over there in the back alley doctor
50:00 <TheRon> it needed cheese and seasoning
50:00 <Mew> i do now LOL i went to the pub after and told everyone i caught crabs like B-)
50:00 <FredFlinstone> lol
51:00 <Mew> scratching my vaginal area over my jeans
51:00 <Pyro-> what sort of crabs?
51:00 <Mew> THEYRE DELICIOUS
51:00 <FredFlinstone> oh my
51:00 <John_Gotti> Mew, You should put a hole in your jeans
51:00 <FredFlinstone> geez
51:00 <beehhh> going to a buffet is the only deal if you know what i mean
51:00 <Mew> i dunno Pyro- they were orange and they had huge long legs
51:00 <FredFlinstone> no we dont beeh
51:00 <TheRon> mew i do that all the time
51:00 <FredFlinstone> please expalin
51:00 <beehhh> im on a see food diet
51:00 <FredFlinstone> eat it all
51:00 <TheRon> scratch my vaginal area
51:00 <John_Gotti> beehhh goes to bath houses
51:00 <beehhh> i see i consume
51:00 <Mew> they werent getting stuck on my hook either they were just holding onto the bait the whole way in and then my friend lifted them out of the water
52:00 <Mew> ill show you a pic hangon
52:00 <beehhh> ofcourse i go to steam n sauna
52:00 <John_Gotti> beehhh, What do you think about those buffets after a long hard day having sex with trannys ?
52:00 <beehhh> dexot theliver
52:00 <slinky_J> its not a full moon today
52:00 <FredFlinstone> are you high beehhh ?
52:00 <Pyro-> like this mew? http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/a/a7/Macrocheira_kaempferi.jpg
52:00 <TheRon> or just stupid
52:00 <Pyro-> :P
52:00 <beehhh> my parent were high on drugs during the time they made me
52:00 <FredFlinstone> lol @ TheRon 
52:00 <Mew> UM YES
53:00 <Mew> a spider crab? i think
53:00 <Pyro-> yeah
53:00 <TheRon> beehhh assures me he is not high
53:00 <Pyro-> japanese spider crab apparently.. :P
53:00 <FredFlinstone> oh
53:00 <John_Gotti> beehhh, Why does your countrys shitty airplanes keep crashing ?
53:00 <John_Gotti> its all your fault isn't it
53:00 <FredFlinstone> I gonna watch some supernatural
53:00 <FredFlinstone> cya laters kooks
54:00 <TheRon> they keep flying into buildings
54:00 <beehhh> MH17 was bombed and 370 was ran out of fuel
54:00 <matrix> Time to head back to the real world I thinks
54:00 <John_Gotti> bullshit
54:00 <TheRon> ultravox - vienna
54:00 <John_Gotti> dumb fucking malaysian
54:00 <John_Gotti> shit on wheels
54:00 <John_Gotti> bangla pedo
54:00 <beehhh> cheap cheap cheap no fuel on board
55:00 <Mew> Pyro- http://i.imgur.com/uzOf5TL.jpg
55:00 <TheRon> i wouldn't trust a malyasian to fly a plane would you?
55:00 <Mew> we named him Steve Butters
55:00 <TheRon> they tend to go missing or just get shot down
55:00 <slinky_J> gives a shit
55:00 <slinky_J> you get on a plane and it goes down
55:00 <slinky_J> ur own fault
55:00 <Pyro-> smokin a pipe :P
56:00 <beehhh> i had beef balls soup with clear noodle
56:00 <TheRon> this means nothing to me!!
56:00 <Mew> its for size comparison LOL
56:00 <slinky_J> yum
56:00 <Mew> he loved it
56:00 <John_Gotti> beef balls soup
56:00 <John_Gotti> wtf
56:00 <TheRon> oh vienna!!
56:00 <Pyro-> ahhh .. looks tasty
56:00 <beehhh> i made the soup with maggie home made chicken stock
56:00 <beehhh> n tuna flakes in oil
56:00 <John_Gotti> hahaha
57:00 <TheRon> and for desert chilled monkey brains
57:00 <beehhh> youtube a quick recipe for cornbeef and off ya go
58:00 <John_Gotti> beehhh, why do you live in malaysia if you were born in bangladesh ?
59:00 <TheRon> jungles of borneo?
59:00 <John_Gotti> beehhh, face your poverty in your own country
59:00 <beehhh> cause i was rejected out from australia
59:00 <John_Gotti> beehhh, You just like the indians 
59:00 <John_Gotti> go back to bangladesh
59:00 <John_Gotti> make my t-shirts
00:00 <beehhh> http://sphotos-b.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/893914_10201848913798425_1309025425_o.jpg
00:00 <beehhh> i went there in 1996
00:00 <slinky_J> yum soup
00:00 <beehhh> such is life
00:00 <John_Gotti> hahaha
00:00 <TheRon> and nothing ever happens, nothing happens at all,, the needle returns to the start if the song and we all sing along like before
01:00 <John_Gotti> fuckup TheRon 
01:00 <John_Gotti> no one cares
01:00 <TheRon> fuck you
01:00 <beehhh> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g9Rsle5ehgo
01:00 <Mew> fight fight fight fight
01:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Scottish Highlands (Feb 25, 2010) 3:05 - Category: Travel & Events - 108,812 - 456 likes (99.3%), 3 dislikes (0.7%)
01:00 <John_Gotti> TheRon goes on about sport and music pretending so he looks normal
02:00 <TheRon> yes!
02:00 <John_Gotti> TheRon, If you don't like sport then why do you talk about it all the time ? its as if you are hiding something
02:00 <beehhh> John_Gotti how many times you were arse fuct in a prison m8?
02:00 <TheRon> i love sport
02:00 <John_Gotti> never
02:00 <John_Gotti> i ran the prison
03:00 <beehhh> i was mates with pentdridge inmates before they went shut
03:00 <John_Gotti> pentridge inmates are weak
03:00 <TheRon> SPORT SPORT SPORT SPORT
03:00 <beehhh> i knew lots of them and carlton blues
04:00 <John_Gotti> Im head of the Gambino crime family
04:00 <beehhh> 1/66 connected me with stkilda i guess the longest tram route in melb
04:00 <beehhh> was a dream come symphony
04:00 <TheRon> weak as fuck
04:00 <John_Gotti> beehhh, Didn't they give you hungry jacks and a free airplane ticket ?
04:00 <beehhh> they did on my way back to bangladesh in 07
05:00 <TheRon> bacon delux
05:00 <John_Gotti> beehhh had a little cry at the airport when he was deported lol
05:00 <John_Gotti> beehhh, did you cry mate?
05:00 <John_Gotti> LOL LOL
05:00 <beehhh> how did u know
05:00 <John_Gotti> hahaha
05:00 <beehhh> yes yes yesssss
05:00 <John_Gotti> beehhh was given tissues by the immigration officer and had a little cry cause he had to leave wah wah wah suck shit you faggot 
05:00 <beehhh> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J9AVML9rmi8
05:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: It's hard to say goodbye - Celine Dion and Paul Anka - Lyrics ( May 10, 2013) 4:34 - Category: Music - 168,521 -
06:00 <John_Gotti> beehhh, who rated you out to the immgration ?
07:00 <beehhh> the cops n the thiefs
07:00 <TheRon> before too long, the one that you're loving will wish that  they'd never met you
08:00 <John_Gotti> beehhh, so i hear you like a bit of cock ?
08:00 <TheRon> mew how are you?
08:00 <beehhh> you heard it correct
08:00 <TheRon> i so smell fuckwitt
09:00 <TheRon> zaim what's happening?
09:00 <beehhh> http://2style.net/anime/spraying/img-0557.jpg
10:00 <TheRon> yeah!
10:00 <TheRon> black fingernails, red wine i wanna make you all mine
11:00 <John_Gotti> TheRon, do you like sport because you like watching the men ?
11:00 <TheRon> do you?
11:00 <beehhh> https://farm4.staticflickr.com/3668/13630783295_99413f1421_o.jpg
11:00 <John_Gotti> no im asking you
11:00 <TheRon> i'm asking you?
11:00 <John_Gotti> answer the question
12:00 <TheRon> i so smell fuckwit
12:00 <John_Gotti> TheRon, Are you a stereo type ?
12:00 <beehhh> your liver has blown bytheway
12:00 <John_Gotti> look at me im TheRon 
12:00 <John_Gotti> im a little sheep
12:00 <TheRon> yes!
13:00 <John_Gotti> generic aussie bloke with no brains
13:00 <beehhh> snow where you could be saved
13:00 <TheRon> oooh yeah
13:00 <John_Gotti> i like cricket and crap songs on youtube and crap cat piss beers
13:00 <TheRon> yes!
13:00 <beehhh> denmark is prefer
13:00 <John_Gotti> my name is TheRon and im a bludger
13:00 <TheRon> yep
13:00 <John_Gotti> TheRon, You unempoyed too ?
13:00 <beehhh> denmark is preffered
14:00 <John_Gotti> no hope
14:00 <TheRon> yep
14:00 <John_Gotti> cat piss
14:00 <beehhh> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ofkVh3zQwYs
14:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Wise Words From An Aussie Dole Bludger - PART 1 ( Dec 17, 2012) 5:42 - Category: Comedy - 1,434 - 12 likes (57.1%), 9 dislikes (42.9%)
15:00 <TheRon> John_Gotti: ?
15:00 <slinky_J> snort cock
15:00 <TheRon> you do?
16:00 <TheRon> :)
17:00 <slinky_J> teh bachelor
17:00 <slinky_J> man this simpsons sucks
17:00 <slinky_J> so seen it
17:00 <slinky_J> so shit
17:00 <TheRon> old classic?
17:00 <zaim> not much TheRon, yourself?
17:00 <TheRon> dealing with these dickheads
18:00 <zaim> standard
18:00 <TheRon> pretty much
18:00 <slinky_J> classic
18:00 <slinky_J> i dont think of any of them as classic anymore
18:00 <slinky_J> 25 seasons is too much
18:00 <TheRon> the monorail?
19:00 <beehhh> LOL link
19:00 <slinky_J> seen it a thousand times
19:00 <TheRon> still funny
19:00 <slinky_J> *rolls eyes*
19:00 <John_Gotti> NASA is going to fake a mars mission
20:00 <TheRon> homer in space?
20:00 <slinky_J> seen it
20:00 <TheRon> we all have
20:00 <TheRon> james taylor
20:00 <slinky_J> y would nasa fake a mars mission
21:00 <John_Gotti> because americans are liars
21:00 <beehhh> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bz0Yz3n41fM
21:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Wise Words From An Aussie Dole Bludger - PART II ( Dec 18, 2012) 6:15 - Category: Comedy - 608 views - 6 likes (85.7%), 1 dislikes (14.3%)
23:00 <Maurice> https://scontent-a-lax.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xap1/t1.0-9/10580139_482305701872176_7662772926706802640_n.jpg
25:00 <John_Gotti> Maurice, Are you trying to tell us that you masturbate ?
25:00 <Maurice> No, I would just tell you
26:00 <John_Gotti> i think you just did
27:00 <Matthew> ain't no valley low enoughhh... ain't no river wide enoughhh... to keep me from getting to you babeeeeeeeeeee... OH NOOOOOOOO
29:00 <beehhh> who doesnt hate mondays
29:00 <John_Gotti> i hate black people
29:00 <beehhh> im brown
29:00 <John_Gotti> your shit on wheels
29:00 <Q{> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0LCkM-Lu9Jk
29:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Sia - Taken For Granted (Official Video) (Jun 20, 2010) 3:35 - Category: Music - 153,955 - 574 likes (97%), 18 dislikes (3%)
29:00 <beehhh> your tortolinni on tomato sauce
32:00 <beehhh> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6yYS4GQVtMQ
32:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Aussie Slang - TEXAS STYLE..Funny Shit ! (Mar 22, 2009) 4:49 - Category: Comedy - 10,493 - 76 likes (89.4%), 9 dislikes (10.6%)
33:00 <John_Gotti> https://trutube.tv/video/5296/Hardcore-Pawn-Don8217t-Insult-My-Jewish-Ways
33:00 <slinky_J> blacks can be annoying
34:00 <slinky_J> middle eastern comedians r worse
34:00 <slinky_J> pakis n indians 
34:00 <slinky_J> that dude on sbs
34:00 <John_Gotti> they hate us even more
34:00 <slinky_J> John_Gotti he is shit
34:00 <slinky_J> well 70 percent of the worlds population arent caucasian
35:00 <John_Gotti> yeh but im saying white people tolerate them too much they know and a raised to know to hate us
35:00 <slinky_J> so of course theyre more racist than we r
35:00 <slinky_J> yeah
35:00 <John_Gotti> they learn to play victim at a young age
35:00 <John_Gotti> its all the white mans fault
35:00 <slinky_J> hahaha
35:00 <slinky_J> exterminate all boongs
35:00 <John_Gotti> yep
35:00 <John_Gotti> and close the borders
35:00 <slinky_J> yep
36:00 <slinky_J> stop focusing on boat people
36:00 <John_Gotti> i dont mind asian people
36:00 <John_Gotti> but all other races
36:00 <slinky_J> same
36:00 <John_Gotti> blacks, jews, muslim jews,
36:00 <John_Gotti> all those wierd races
36:00 <beehhh> i got seven more units to graduate then off to greenland
36:00 <John_Gotti> they should all just be put in a big hole right in the desert and lit on fire
36:00 <beehhh> England here I come ditty dum ditty doo
37:00 <beehhh> John_Gotti is asian
38:00 <John_Gotti> they are taught to play victim with their lies that white people are the only ones that can be racist 
38:00 <John_Gotti> when infact white people tolerate too much of their SHIT they throw at us and rape our women and take our jobs
38:00 <John_Gotti> i say enough is enough
38:00 <beehhh> i really dont like there anymore
38:00 <John_Gotti> indians should be slayed in the street
39:00 <John_Gotti> death to all indians in Australia
39:00 <beehhh> all asians are cunts
39:00 <beehhh> lowest of the low
39:00 <John_Gotti> all bangladesh black cunts
39:00 <John_Gotti> low dog cunts
39:00 <John_Gotti> scum fucks
39:00 <beehhh> chinese are not allowed in western world or they wud breed like a rabbit
39:00 <John_Gotti> some are allowed 
39:00 <John_Gotti> and they are good people
40:00 <beehhh> extinct of the white aboriginals could happen through asian migration
40:00 <beehhh> they are all want something people
40:00 <John_Gotti> not like curry cunts
40:00 <beehhh> speaking for your race arent ya fake italian
40:00 <beehhh> every asian want to copy others n claim its their own
40:00 <John_Gotti> beehhh, Your family must have been rich to bring you to Australia but here your money is worth nothing and you have to live like a slave how does that make you feel that you are royalty in bangladesh but nothing here
41:00 <John_Gotti> he went to go cook a curry
41:00 <John_Gotti> and munch on it
43:00 <John_Gotti> So whats anyone elses opinion ? DO YOU THINK I COULD GO TO INDIA AND SHIT AND SPIT ON INDIANS AND GET AWAY WITH IT
43:00 <John_Gotti> THEN WHY DO WE LET THEM COME HERE AND DO IT TO US ?
43:00 <John_Gotti> YOU WEAK AUSSIES
43:00 <John_Gotti> STAND UP FOR URSELF
49:00 <Matthew> racist
58:00 <Matthew> I'm watching Golden Girls
00:00 <thestig> lol @ essondon losing to richmond!!!!!!!
00:00 <Matthew> lol @ you still trolling Essendon after what? 2 years...
00:00 <Matthew> time for a new hobby... or better yet for you: a fucking job
05:00 <Matthew> you're a palllllllllll and a confidanteeee... and if you threwww a partyyy, invited everyone you knewwwwwww
06:00 <partay> Matthew how's your bum for grubs? 
07:00 <Matthew> nothing you can say can ruin this moment
07:00 <partay> Haha
08:00 <partay> What moment is that champ? 
08:00 <Matthew> Bea Arthur on my screen
09:00 <partay> Oooook
16:00 <thestig> LOL matthew you were removed from teaching because parents complained you were touching children
31:00 <Zade> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6_aFV6TuYa4
31:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Volor Flex - Bigotry ( Jul 27, 2012) 4:14 - Category: Music - 7,109 - 103 likes (99%), 1 dislikes (1%)
07:00 <Serenity> mmm sushi
07:00 <matrix> Sushi would be great if it wasn't fish based
09:00 <Rak> you can get chicken and beef sushi
09:00 <Rak> sushi just means "rice and vinegar"
11:00 <Serenity> ^^
11:00 <Serenity> dont put fish in it if you dont like it
15:00 <Picard> lollllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
16:00 <Picard> Naked and Afraid lol
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> peeps!
24:00 <matrix> Kate
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> evening
25:00 <Discordia> Kate Upton?
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> whom?
25:00 <matrix> How you been
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> me?
25:00 <beagle> aussiews
25:00 <beagle> you 
25:00 <beagle> aussies you
25:00 <beagle> complain too much !
26:00 <beagle> gimme a girl that cares and let me travel entire world.
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> next
26:00 <beagle> i will rub it in your fucking faces.
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> dude
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> next
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> and
28:00 <beagle> if i dont kill you all im the next jesus 
28:00 <beagle> you bunch of useless fucking cunts.
28:00 <Doodle> neckst
28:00 <Doodle> beagle: please hang yourself
28:00 <beagle> in australia ?
28:00 <beagle> make it nice
28:00 <Doodle> wherever, just do it properly
28:00 <beagle> hey so do you lack detail or a brain that lacks it too
29:00 <Serenity> mmm my mouth is so full of sushi
29:00 <Doodle> *penis
29:00 <beagle> i love sushi
29:00 <Serenity> loool
30:00 <Serenity> i just made like 8 rolls
30:00 <beagle> folks i wanna listen to 'never ending story'
30:00 <beagle> just cause is crazy and youthful
30:00 <Doodle> i'm not a big fan of sushi
30:00 <Doodle> i like sashimi better
31:00 <Doodle> or tempura
31:00 <Doodle> mm
31:00 <beagle> thats okay dumbass maybe you should be a fan of 'cunt'
31:00 <beagle> 3d vision
31:00 <beagle> and the way the dumb shit fucks male that hate.
32:00 <Serenity> paulie doesnt like sushi because of the nori
33:00 <Serenity> so i sometimes get all the same ingredients and use rice paper for him
33:00 <beagle> how about no hardcore males and bitches the love
33:00 <Doodle> ah yeh
33:00 <Doodle> it all tastes the same drowned in soy sauce
33:00 <Serenity> ive only recently started like soy sauce like that
34:00 <beagle> i fucking loathe you all
34:00 <Doodle> wasabi up that shit too
34:00 <Doodle> mmm
34:00 <Doodle> stop it sarah
34:00 <beagle> i hope when you eat shit you die hard.
34:00 <Doodle> sarah is there any reason this cunt isn't permabanned anymore?
34:00 <beagle> you cunt faced FUCKLS
34:00 <beagle> a;lsdkfu;lakjsf;lkajsl;
34:00 <Discordia> Die Hard... best cop movie ever
35:00 <matrix> I like the sequels better
35:00 <Picard> Serenity how are you?
35:00 <Doodle> best cop movie ever is me, myself & irene
35:00 <Doodle> everybody knows that
35:00 <Picard> never
35:00 <Picard> Doodle are u high
35:00 <Doodle> or all 6 of the police academy movies
35:00 <Doodle> yes i am
35:00 <Doodle> whats it to you
35:00 <Picard> me,myself and irene lol
35:00 <British^Meat> I thought it was K9
35:00 <Doodle> its a great movie
35:00 <Doodle> lol k9
36:00 <Doodle> r u hi
38:00 <Doodle> \o/
38:00 <Doodle> /U\
38:00 <Serenity> his ban was removed when i removed like 60 odd bans
38:00 <Serenity> but hes a fucking dick
38:00 <Doodle> thankyou for rectifying that oversight
38:00 <Serenity> i got the blame for his original ban so he may as well cop it now
39:00 <Serenity> also :O
39:00 <Picard> serious nut job
39:00 <Doodle> haha
39:00 <Picard> lol
39:00 <Serenity> well i never
39:00 <Doodle> with my serious nuts
39:00 <Serenity> im still shoving sushi in
39:00 <Doodle> theyre all :|
39:00 <Picard> yuk
40:00 <Doodle> [21:39] <Serenity> im still shoving sushi in MadScientist
40:00 <Serenity> heheheh
40:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Foreigner - Dirty White Boy.mp3 (8.41MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 9:11)
40:00 <Serenity> you're yuck
40:00 <Serenity> sushi is amazing
41:00 <Doodle> amazingly high in mercury
41:00 <Doodle> and sugar
41:00 <Picard> yeah diets high in mercury are great
42:00 <Doodle> you'll turn into the t1000
42:00 <Doodle> from terminator 2
42:00 <Serenity> wouldnt it only be high in mercury if you're using tuna/salmon
42:00 <Doodle> NO 
42:00 <Doodle> ITS FROM EVERYTHING
42:00 <Doodle> probably
42:00 <Serenity> i didnt know rice was full of mercury
42:00 <Serenity> lol
42:00 <doctor> It's good for you
42:00 <doctor> makes you strong
42:00 <Doodle> puts hair on your tongue
43:00 <Picard> everyone needs a hairy tongue
43:00 <Serenity> i did use tuna btw so ill be able to tell you the temperature soon
43:00 <Doodle> haha
44:00 <Picard> only way i can eat tuna is in a caserole
44:00 <Picard> hate the texture
44:00 <Doodle> isnt it hilarious how much civilisation has fucked up the food chain
44:00 <Picard> we pretty much fucked up everything Doodle
44:00 <Serenity> wow...
44:00 <Doodle> whoah
44:00 <Picard> wosers, someone is unhappy
44:00 <matrix> There are some lame ppl in this world
44:00 <Doodle> thats a bit strong
45:00 <Doodle> before 10pm
45:00 <Serenity> which moron is it this time
45:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Bob Seger - Night Moves.mp3 (12.65MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 13:49)
45:00 <Doodle> i wish i had a joint stereo
45:00 <matrix> It's too early for moron hour
45:00 <Doodle> every time you play jimi hendrix or bob marley
45:00 <Doodle> bam joints
46:00 <Serenity> loool
46:00 <Serenity> that would be ace
46:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Jimi Hendrix - Purple Haze.mp3 (6.26MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 6:50)
46:00 <Doodle> :(
47:00 <Doodle> worth a try
47:00 <Serenity> ok now im full
47:00 <Doodle> D:
47:00 <matrix> Eewwww
47:00 <Serenity> lol bllaab
47:00 <Serenity> we got this ice cream for the kids called lolly bag
47:00 <Doodle> i'm sure there is a porn site devoted to that 
47:00 <Serenity> the pink tastes like musk sticks
48:00 <Doodle> sushi spew porn
48:00 <Serenity> i have no doubt ther would be porn of it
48:00 <Doodle> mm musk sticks
48:00 <Doodle> mm musk stick porn
48:00 <Serenity> mmmm
48:00 <matrix> I hate musk sticks
48:00 <Doodle> Fiona the moaner porn
48:00 <Doodle> lol
48:00 <Doodle> she's no fun
49:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Chicago - If You Leave Me Now.mp3 (9.11MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 9:57)
49:00 <Doodle> :~)
49:00 <Serenity> the yellow tastes like those lolly bananas
49:00 <matrix> She isn't so bad doodle
49:00 <Doodle> noice
49:00 <Doodle> i'm kidding matrix, i've never seen her speak
49:00 <Doodle> so i am assuming
49:00 <matrix> Lolly bananas are good
50:00 <Doodle> [21:47] <Serenity> we got this ice cream for the kids called lolly bag that i am eating all of
50:00 <Serenity> ^^^
50:00 <Doodle> keke
50:00 <Serenity> this is why i make everyone use ice cream cones
50:00 <Doodle> derisherous
50:00 <Serenity> because it uses less ice cream
50:00 <Doodle> good thinking 99
50:00 <Serenity> ... god.. ive turned into my mother
50:00 <matrix> Smart :-)
50:00 <Doodle> its ok
50:00 <Doodle> i'm turning into my father
51:00 <matrix> I got told I tell dad jokes :-/
51:00 <Doodle> minus the porn star moustache
51:00 <matrix> That's a bad thing.  Means I am getting old
51:00 <Doodle> yeah same matrix
51:00 <Serenity> when you start telling stories that last for 3 days
51:00 <Doodle> dad jokes rock
51:00 <Serenity> im going to have you put down
51:00 <Doodle> and i'm not even a dad
51:00 <Doodle> PLEASE
51:00 <Doodle> do it sezz
51:00 <matrix> Lol doodle
51:00 <Doodle> stop the cycle of suffering
51:00 <matrix> Shoot me before it gets worse
51:00 <Serenity> hhahah
52:00 <Doodle> i went over there today and he was watching youtube videos of bagpipes at full volume
52:00 <Picard> do it now
53:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Kenny Loggins - I'm Free (Heaven Helps The Man).mp3 (8.73MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 9:32)
54:00 <Picard> 60 minutes
54:00 <Picard> eeeewwww
54:00 <Picard> pedo 
54:00 <Picard> shoot the cunt
55:00 <angelwings> you would have to shoot yourself then Picard
55:00 <Doodle> :o
55:00 <Doodle> every time you shoot a pedo angelwings gets its wings
55:00 <Picard> fuck off angelwings
56:00 <Picard> u should be banned
56:00 <angelwings> you are an old pedo Picard, its common knowledge
56:00 <Picard> lies
56:00 <Marty> ;-(
56:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Mel & Kim - Respectable.mp3 (3.09MB 128kbps Stereo 3:22)
56:00 <Picard> its sluts like u who create rumours to suit their own agenda
57:00 <angelwings> im a slut now lol
57:00 <Jewel> this guy is a tool
57:00 <Picard> and then we have Jewel lol
58:00 <thestig> go richmondddddd
58:00 <Doodle> SOME SAY
58:00 <couleurs> hi Jewel u had 1 good song!!!!!!!!!
58:00 <Picard> thestig indeed
58:00 <Picard> hows freo?
58:00 <Doodle> his nipples are shaped like the nurburgring and his buttocks light up when he breaks
58:00 <Doodle> all we know is he's called thestig
58:00 <Doodle> *brakes
00:00 <Doodle> @mp3 M.A.R.R.S. - Pump Up The Volume.mp3 (3.82MB 128kbps Stereo 4:10)
02:00 <Jewel> lol thank you couleurs :) 
02:00 <Jewel> simba arent you banning the wrong person
02:00 <Picard> we have fire!!!!
03:00 <Doodle> olawd jesus issafarrr
03:00 <Marty> aint got time for dat!!!
03:00 <Marty> ;-)
03:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Sweet Brown - Ain't Nobody Got Time for That (Autotune Remix).mp3 (2.71MB 128kbps Stereo 2:57)
04:00 <Serenity> pump up the jam
04:00 <Picard> fucking Mentalist is on to late
04:00 <Serenity> pump it up
04:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Technotronic - Pump Up The Jam.mp3 (3.32MB 128kbps Stereo 3:37)
04:00 <Doodle> stop it
04:00 <Serenity> so watch it online you grumpy old fuck
04:00 <Picard> i cbf
04:00 <Jewel> and hi couleurs
05:00 <Picard> and grumpy old fuck?
05:00 <Serenity> thats what i said
05:00 <thestig> not as good as westcoast
05:00 <Marty> i wassing a cold pop......
05:00 <thestig> hi sezz
05:00 <Serenity> hey stig
05:00 <Picard> little harsh, i have feeling you know
05:00 <Picard> :(
05:00 <Doodle> fuck off thestig you cunt 
05:00 <Marty> and i thought somebody was BBQ'ing....
05:00 <Doodle> i dont get a hi after all my effort
05:00 <Picard> lol Doodle
06:00 <Picard> i might buy a tazer when im in thailand
06:00 <Marty> .....double rainboaw, all the way.....what does it mean? it's soo intense....
06:00 <Doodle> why
06:00 <Doodle> you wont be able to bring it back
06:00 <Picard> use it on the kids 
06:00 <Picard> i will mail it back
06:00 <Serenity> make one
06:00 <Doodle> lol
06:00 <Doodle> it wont get there
06:00 <Picard> it might
06:00 <Doodle> you'll get a fine instead
07:00 <Doodle> no it wont
07:00 <Marty> no fine, straight to jail!
07:00 <Picard> i will mail it to a fake name to my mothers address
07:00 <Picard> lol
07:00 <Doodle> she will go to jail
07:00 <Picard> she is old, they wont send her to jail
07:00 <Serenity> just make one
07:00 <Doodle> they will send her to dame phyllis frost
07:00 <Doodle> and that will be the end of her
07:00 <Doodle> THE END
07:00 <Picard> nuh she will get a suspended sentence
07:00 <Picard> she is 74
08:00 <Doodle> suspended above the prison
08:00 <Doodle> like a pinata
08:00 <Picard> lol
08:00 <Serenity> suspended by her nipples
08:00 <Doodle> oh my
08:00 <Picard> ewww Serenity thats my mum u are talking about
08:00 <Doodle> granny convict s & m porn
08:00 <Marty> in picards dungeon
08:00 <Serenity> hey im not fussy
08:00 <Serenity> nipple is a nipple
08:00 <Doodle> even if it is 25ft long
08:00 <Picard> yuk
08:00 <Marty> unless there's 3
08:00 <Doodle> old people dont stretch, they tear
09:00 <Marty> tie 'em in knots
09:00 <Serenity> your mum has feelings too
09:00 <Marty> in her butt
09:00 <Serenity> i bet she'd like a tickle of the old teets
09:00 <Doodle> i know sezz's mum does
09:00 <matrix> To tie someone up by the nipple those nipples would have to be scary
09:00 <Doodle> teekl teekl
09:00 <Serenity> Doodle likes my mum cause her teeth come out
09:00 <Doodle> hihihihihih
09:00 <Doodle> amen to that
09:00 <Doodle> its like being molested by a gummy shark
09:00 <Serenity> LOL
10:00 <thestig> http://hongjinjoo.com/eng/images/sub/bust07_bna1.jpg
10:00 <Marty> it's not molesting when you like it ;-)
10:00 <Doodle> i say no, and stop
10:00 <Doodle> but i'm not convicing
10:00 <Doodle> +n
10:00 <Doodle> and she is a bit deaf
11:00 <Doodle> also bblzzz
15:00 <simba> anfield road borissua dorutmenud!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
20:00 <Picard> really?
20:00 <simba> 3-0
20:00 <Picard> 2-2
21:00 <Picard> its a drawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
23:00 <Picard> organ stealing  lol
24:00 <Picard> where is Matthew
24:00 <Picard> fawks hello lover
24:00 <fawks> pls die
24:00 <Picard> after we have sex
25:00 <matrix> She'd die after that ......
25:00 <Picard> :P
26:00 <matrix> :-)
27:00 <Picard> thai's are mostly buddist?
27:00 <Skirmish> I think she would die to make sure it never happened. 
28:00 <Skirmish> *sigh* I am on my last Somersby. 
28:00 <Skirmish> Need to go buy more tomorrow. 
33:00 <simba> 4
33:00 <simba> beautiful fubtol
34:00 <Picard> simba are you ok?
34:00 <BlackDevil> simba, has anyone busted a nut in your mouth?
35:00 <Picard> lol
35:00 <Picard> oh ffs
35:00 <Skirmish> Just fuck off for one night PandasDontDrive.  Fuck right off. 
36:00 <PandasDontDrive> hah!!
37:00 <Picard> lol
37:00 <matrix> Here we go
37:00 <matrix> Hi Katina
38:00 <Picard> why the fuck would 60 minutes put that pedo shit on 
38:00 <Picard> ffs i still feel ill
38:00 <matrix> Oh stupid auto correct lol
39:00 <Picard> see some runner died in the city to surf run in sydney today
39:00 <matrix> Still no answer anyway
39:00 <Picard> ignoring you
39:00 <simba> bl matrix
40:00 <matrix> Oh well
40:00 <matrix> Shit happens lol
40:00 <simba> shit hapen
42:00 <Picard> Lish hello
43:00 <matrix> Luscious Lish
44:00 <Lish> Hey peoples
44:00 <matrix> Another one who doesn't talk much :-)
44:00 <Lish> What's cracking 
44:00 <matrix> Only my joints
44:00 <matrix> Getting old
44:00 <matrix> Lol
44:00 <Picard> matrix she doesnt have much of a personality
45:00 <Picard> go easy on her
45:00 <matrix> She does away from channel
45:00 <matrix> :-)
45:00 <Lish> Hahahaha
45:00 <Lish> Me?
45:00 <Picard> yeah im pm all she does is beg for cock
45:00 <Lish> Ahahaha
45:00 <matrix> I have known Lish for years
45:00 <Picard> in*
45:00 <matrix> How's hubby doing?
45:00 <Picard> she killed him
46:00 <Picard> he is in the freezer in small pieces
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> the best place for husbands to be!
46:00 <Lish> He's doing well thanks :)
46:00 <Lish> Back at work now 
46:00 <matrix> Great to hear :-)
46:00 <Serenity> i prefer my husband tied to the bed
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
47:00 <Lish> We just saw guardians of the galaxy at the drive in 
47:00 <Lish> It was cold but a good movie
47:00 <matrix> Drive ins are great
47:00 <slower> '
47:00 <Lish> Yuh we go to dromana 
47:00 <matrix> Get the blankets 
47:00 <Skirmish> I haven't been the drive in in YEARS! 
47:00 <matrix> Snuggle in the car
47:00 <matrix> Fantastic
47:00 <Skirmish> Might have to look into doing that again soon. 
48:00 <Lish> It's really fun
48:00 <Serenity> i wanna go once it warms up
48:00 <matrix> Skirmish you need a partner to go with
48:00 <Lish> At dromana they have a deal in August, where the ticket price is the temperature at 5pm
48:00 <Lish> So today it was $20
48:00 <Serenity> Skirmish is engaged..
48:00 <Lish> Oops
48:00 <Lish> $10
48:00 <Skirmish> It's better to go when it's still cold ... no mozzies then.
48:00 <Skirmish> lol matrix is so far behind the times. 
48:00 <matrix> Then he has no issues
49:00 <matrix> I don't come in enough to keep up lol
49:00 <Lish> You don't need a partner
49:00 <Lish> Just go with friends
49:00 <Skirmish> Better luck trying to flame me next time matrix ;) 
49:00 <Serenity> rofl
49:00 <matrix> Skirmish wasn't trying to flame you lol
49:00 <Serenity> last time i went we got 2 movies for like $10 a car
49:00 <Serenity> it was great
50:00 <matrix> Point was it is better with someone to snuggle with
50:00 <simba> yep 'snuggling' at the movies rox
50:00 <Lish> Yeah it's rad
51:00 <matrix> I love going to a movie with my partner and snuggling up
51:00 <simba> have you tried the old hole in the popcorn trick?
53:00 <Serenity> kild it
53:00 <matrix> Is that like the twistie bad thing skyhooks did a song about?
53:00 <matrix> Bag
54:00 <simba> the who what where whos
54:00 <PandasDontDrive> so if u go to the drive in and dont snuggle
54:00 <Skirmish> Our local drive in has the slogan "If you don't like the movie, slash the seats". 
54:00 <PandasDontDrive> ur lonely?
54:00 <PandasDontDrive> u feel alone i mean?
54:00 <matrix> A song from the 70s
54:00 <fawks> feel this 8=======D
54:00 <Serenity> dont you know thats the only way you're allowed to go to the drive in
54:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
55:00 <Serenity> to be so deserately needy
55:00 <Serenity> erm
55:00 <PandasDontDrive> hahahaha
55:00 <Serenity> desperately
55:00 <simba> who said they feel alone
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> Serenity
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> do i watch Hell Baby comedy/horror supposed to be good orrrrrrrrrr NEBRASKA comedy that ppl raved on about
06:00 <Serenity> first ine
06:00 <Serenity> you know stuff people rave about is normally shit
07:00 <PandasDontDrive> hahaha
07:00 <PandasDontDrive> trailer looks good
07:00 <PandasDontDrive> but i watchin Hell Baby :P
08:00 <couleurs> yer
11:00 <PandasDontDrive> perfect choice omgosh
15:00 <Skirmish> https://itunes.apple.com/au/podcast/show-277-riding-chaos-to-stasis/id155974141?i=315359946&mt=2
15:00 <Skirmish> Listen to it. It is gewd. 
16:00 <Skirmish> http://www.dancarlin.com//disp.php/csarchive/Show-277---Riding-Chaos-to-Stasis/Iran-Iraq-Sunni   <--------- For the itunes haters.
20:00 <Skirmish> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5FM7B-AT9aQ <----- This is quite good! Love piano.
20:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Evan Duffy - Monstercat Piano Live Mix [Monstercat Best of 2012] ( Feb 6, 2013) 7:02 - Category: Entertainment - 438,129 - 18,547 likes (99.6%), 78 dislikes (0.4%)
24:00 <PandasDontDrive> that's a keyboard Skirmish
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> this is good for a little kid https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w30TFlJiRKA not perfect but good
29:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Amazing: 4-Year-Old Boy Plays The Piano Better Than Most Professionals! ( Aug 19, 2012) 3:54 - Category: Entertainment - 3,790,410 - 44,014 likes (97.3%), 1,219 dislikes (2.7%)
33:00 <Skirmish> You're an idiot Panda.  *shakes head*
40:00 <Maurice> That's not news
40:00 <BilbroRappins> I'm an idiot?
40:00 <BilbroRappins> I'm an idiot for correcting you..
41:00 <BilbroRappins> at least I can play piano, and know what a piano is.
41:00 <simba> lol
41:00 <simba> stop trolling panda
41:00 <Maurice> Skirmish, I've finally hit 1500kms
41:00 <BilbroRappins> im not trolling
41:00 <Maurice> It's been slow going
42:00 <BilbroRappins> wtf r u loling at simba?
42:00 <BilbroRappins> fk man srsly get off my case.
43:00 <simba> youre just being pedantic with the keyboard thing
43:00 <simba> plus u dont actually play piano
43:00 <BilbroRappins> how would you know that?
43:00 <simba> i mean if i heard a piano piece played on a kb id still prob say nice piano or w/e
43:00 <simba> doesnt rly matter
43:00 <BilbroRappins> that's nice
43:00 <simba> cos u dont
43:00 <BilbroRappins> and actually I do play
44:00 <simba> when was the last time u played a piano..
44:00 <BilbroRappins> keyboard last time at mums
44:00 <Maurice> Or were you confused and you played a... penist..
44:00 <BilbroRappins> so several months
44:00 <Maurice> God I kill me
44:00 <Skirmish> Maurice: I ma at 3600km
44:00 <BilbroRappins> i took piano as a child
44:00 <fawks> I ma
44:00 <Maurice> I wouldn't even be this far but the other car has a flat battery and I'm yet to buy a new one
44:00 <BilbroRappins> and that's none of your business simba
44:00 <simba> i think the ideal fantasy you that you sell to irc played keyboard last time you were at mums
44:00 <Maurice> Mostly coz I like driving this one better
44:00 <fawks> why do you keep all your stuffs at your moms house panda
44:00 <simba> in reality you just thought about it and wished you still played
45:00 <BilbroRappins> yeah
45:00 <BilbroRappins> because that's where my keyboard is
45:00 <BilbroRappins> do you want her facebook so you can ask her yourself
45:00 <fawks> woah
45:00 <BilbroRappins> her mobile phone number?
45:00 <fawks> was just a q
45:00 <simba> <BilbroRappins> i took piano as a child - that doesnt mean u play piano lol
45:00 <BilbroRappins> fuck off simba
45:00 <Maurice> I stole heaps of shit as a kid
45:00 <BilbroRappins> now who's trolling
45:00 <Maurice> Doesn't make me a spiderman watch
45:00 <simba> u
45:00 <Maurice> Although that was an excellent watch
45:00 <BilbroRappins> man ur such a downer 
46:00 <BilbroRappins> all you do is try to bring me down dude
46:00 <simba> <BilbroRappins> her mobile phone number? - lol u actually already gave me that
46:00 <fawks> Debbie Downer
46:00 <BilbroRappins> anyway i was a natural 
46:00 <BilbroRappins> i love piano
46:00 <BilbroRappins> just because you dont know that about me
47:00 <simba> pity u dont love it enough to play
47:00 <BilbroRappins> and every time i saw you you were stoned and had to fuck a prostitute
47:00 <Maurice> You make me feel like a natural... womannnn
47:00 <BilbroRappins> i cant fit a keyboard in here
47:00 <BilbroRappins> why make something out of nothing simba
47:00 <simba> lol
47:00 <BilbroRappins> stop trolling me
47:00 <BilbroRappins> every fucking time
47:00 <simba> u cant fit a keyboard in there
47:00 <simba> im not trollen
47:00 <BilbroRappins> u seen the size of this place
48:00 <simba> plenty of empty space
48:00 <BilbroRappins> you're assuming ive paused my movie just to type two things on irc
48:00 <simba> keyboards take up what 1.5 metres across a wall lol
48:00 <BilbroRappins> and lie about playing piano
48:00 <BilbroRappins> i dont have that much room..
49:00 <BilbroRappins> what the fuck is wrong with you man
49:00 <BilbroRappins> you do this shit in pm you go on about who you think i am
49:00 <simba> calm down dildo 
49:00 <Skirmish> simba: Yep ... that's about the size of the one I bought my son last christmas. 
49:00 <BilbroRappins> dude, that's you all over
49:00 <simba> fkn ircs got  u all worked up broi
49:00 <BilbroRappins> calm down, stop attacking me for no reason
50:00 <beehhh> Dont let the haters get to you
50:00 <BilbroRappins> stop trollin me dude
50:00 <fawks> dont let the haters stop you from doing yo thang
50:00 <simba> nobody is trolling you panda calm down
50:00 <BilbroRappins> i am so sick of your telling me im a liar
50:00 <BilbroRappins> and making things up on irc
50:00 <beehhh> lot of dickheads are on the hot pursuit
50:00 <simba> no youre sick of being exposed for your lies.. you dont play piano 
51:00 <BilbroRappins> omfg
51:00 <BilbroRappins> i can play piano
51:00 <BilbroRappins> take it or leave it
51:00 <beehhh> im sad for you simba
51:00 <BilbroRappins> what im sick of is you
51:00 <simba> mirza imitator ahmead
51:00 <BilbroRappins> you were disrespectful in my house
52:00 <BilbroRappins> you lose my shit
52:00 <BilbroRappins> and you go on and on like you know me
52:00 <simba> you dont know me man
52:00 <simba> you dont know what i bin through
53:00 <simba> i wish i could fit a piano in here, man
53:00 <simba> dont have room to scratch me balls
53:00 <BilbroRappins> ?
53:00 <simba> sorry are you in super serious mode
53:00 <simba> i just want you to be true to yourself
53:00 <simba> and be true to others around you
53:00 <BilbroRappins> it's a little annoying when someone goes out of their way to tell me i cant do something i can do
54:00 <simba> i didnt say you cant play piano 
54:00 <simba> lol
54:00 <simba> i said you dont
54:00 <simba> anymore
54:00 <BilbroRappins> i want you to quit sounding like a spiritual advisor
54:00 <simba> which is obvious because u have taken so much offense to something so minor
54:00 <simba> just take sum chill pills bro
54:00 <BilbroRappins> why not say that instead of going out of your way to be annoying?
54:00 <simba> i said u dont
54:00 <BilbroRappins> you need to take some stay out my business pills dude
54:00 <simba> u gotta read properly!!
55:00 <BilbroRappins> i do
55:00 <BilbroRappins> and I can say i do play
55:00 <BilbroRappins> learn how to fucking write.
56:00 <simba> you cant if you dont
56:00 <simba> you can say you can if you did
56:00 <BilbroRappins> you high?
56:00 <simba> if you used to play piano you cant say i do play, youd say i can play or i did play
56:00 <fawks> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rZfstGRwQcY
56:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Shadow Kissing - Hollie Cook (Aug 31, 2011) 3:54 - Category: Music - 67,291 - 369 likes (98.9%), 4 dislikes (1.1%)
56:00 <fawks> :')
56:00 <BilbroRappins> i can say i do play because i can still play
57:00 <BilbroRappins> and i would play often if i had regular access to one, or my keyboard
57:00 <simba> i can still play crash bandicoot if i really wanted to set that up but i wouldnt say i do play it cos i dont
57:00 <simba> lol
57:00 <BilbroRappins> after typing that ^
57:00 <BilbroRappins> you see how silly your arguement is?
57:00 <BilbroRappins> ur a fkn idiot man.
57:00 <BilbroRappins> get off the weed
58:00 <simba> no i think its fair game tbh
58:00 <fawks> lets all listen to hollie cook and chill
58:00 <BilbroRappins> fair game
58:00 <BilbroRappins> i didnt insult Skirmish, i pointed it out
58:00 <simba> no argument just logic there
58:00 <BilbroRappins> you took it upon yourself to have a go at me
58:00 <BilbroRappins> your actions are irrational
58:00 <simba> are you furious right now
58:00 <BilbroRappins> nuh bru
59:00 <BilbroRappins> leanin in like this prob not good for my back
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