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40:00 <Dirk_Diggler> Oh I don't know, some smack pussy is pretty hot
41:00 <BlackDevil> have you asked your mum?
52:00 <beehhh> more bushfire to come
52:00 <beehhh> http://www.abc.net.au/radio/player/beta/#live/news
59:00 <BlackDevil> i like bushfires
07:00 <Sanity> Any hot chicks online?
09:00 <BlackDevil> have you asked your mum?
11:00 <Sanity> No, but is your mum hot?
14:00 <Dirk_Diggler> you don't ask people to rate their own  mum
16:00 <Sanity> Dirk_Diggler: Is BlackDevil's mum hot?
16:00 <Dirk_Diggler> no idea
16:00 <Sanity> Dirk_Diggler: Who is the best person to ask then?
17:00 <Dirk_Diggler> God
20:00 <JonKoppenhaver> lolololololololololololol
24:00 <Sanity> Spoke to God, got no answer.
26:00 <Bastardly_One> `8ball is BlackDevil mum hot
26:00 <ChanOP> 8ball: is BlackDevil mum hot?? Maybe.!!
35:00 <Sanity> `8ball is any chicks online??
35:00 <ChanOP> 8ball: is any chicks online???? It would take a disturbed person to even ask.!!
36:00 <Sanity> `8ball is any chicks online, now?
36:00 <ChanOP> 8ball: is any chicks online, now??? That's a question you should ask yourself.!!
37:00 <Sanity> `8ball is any chicks online, now?
37:00 <ChanOP> 8ball: is any chicks online, now??? Yes.!!
43:00 <Bastardly_One> iBiZa you sizzling creature
46:00 <JonKoppenhaver> Where is Saemon?
47:00 <JonKoppenhaver> !seen saemon
47:00 <JonKoppenhaver> `seen saemon
47:00 <JonKoppenhaver> poo
48:00 <ATS63> So, where the gangstalkers at, my niggers?
51:00 <ATS63> I require knowledge of lifestolen's breakfast selection
58:00 <Serenity> stale chips from the bins outside maccas
00:00 <Bastardly_One> did you hear about the subway who got in trouble for having a homeless afternoon once a week?
00:00 <Bastardly_One> fucking ridiculous ... like all those truck stop places and crap
01:00 <Bastardly_One> they must dump loads daily people could eat
01:00 <Bastardly_One> St Vinnies do a food van in Melbourne each night full of hot food from one of those
01:00 <Bastardly_One> pies and dim sims and all sorts of stuff
02:00 <Serenity> by law they arent allowed to give left over food to anyone
02:00 <Serenity> its a stupid law
02:00 <ShadowLurker> cos at one point someone got sick and sued
02:00 <ShadowLurker> so now its banned
02:00 <Ana_Ng> the poor deserve to have save food
03:00 <Ana_Ng> safe
03:00 <ShadowLurker> you dont deserve to comment
03:00 <Serenity> 99% of the time it is safe. its just food that hasnt been sold before the closing time
03:00 <Ana_Ng> that problem has been solved in other places
04:00 <Ana_Ng> places simply get permits
04:00 <Serenity> its not allowed here.
04:00 <Serenity> at all
04:00 <Ana_Ng> you have laws
04:00 <ShadowLurker> youre an idiot
04:00 <Ana_Ng> which can be changed
04:00 <ShadowLurker> shut up
04:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah, I'm not sure how St Vinnies get away with it 
04:00 <Ana_Ng> that's what's happened already over here
04:00 <Serenity> i bet no ones ever thought of that before
04:00 <Bastardly_One> and they're the only one I know of in Aust
04:00 <Ana_Ng> if something isn't allowed, you change it
04:00 <Serenity> you really are a true moron ana
04:00 <Ana_Ng> bitching about it on irc is truly the least you can do
04:00 <Bastardly_One> that is actual hot food rather than a crappy soup
05:00 <Serenity> is it food thats frozen n stuff first though Bastardly_One and then they cook it?
05:00 <Ana_Ng> i work for a group that feeds people with leftover food every day
05:00 <Serenity> cause that might be the difference
05:00 <Bastardly_One> nope
05:00 <Ana_Ng> we changed the law
05:00 <Serenity> fuck off ana
05:00 <Serenity> honestly
05:00 <Serenity> you're the worst kind of ircer
05:00 <Bastardly_One> you can tell the potato cakes and dim sims have been in a food truck all day
05:00 <Serenity> gross lol
06:00 <Bastardly_One> some of the sandwiches were awesome!
06:00 <Bastardly_One> I'd dig around until I found the straz and sauce ones
06:00 <Serenity> theres that celeb chef group as well
06:00 <Bastardly_One> always chose the last stop so it was a free for all
07:00 <Bastardly_One> Jamie Oliver's thing?
07:00 <Serenity> who go around to resturants and get the left over meals then give them away but they had to fight for years
07:00 <Serenity> to be allowed
07:00 <Serenity> no not jamie
07:00 <Serenity> its like all those masterchef guys curtin stone etc
07:00 <Bastardly_One> this stuff is definitely from a food truck van that goes to work sites
08:00 <Bastardly_One> I knew the first time I had to go there once ... I thought I was at work 
08:00 <Serenity> i think theres some loop hole
08:00 <Bastardly_One> well, not really but food wise
08:00 <Sponge> jamie oliver ice water challenge
08:00 <Serenity> about if its collected before closing hours etc
08:00 <Sponge> does jamie oliver live in australia now>
09:00 <Bastardly_One> oh that ice water channel got so much donations on it's first days in the US
09:00 <Sponge> he's made some australian specials
09:00 <Serenity> i doubt it
09:00 <Sponge> and i think an australian book
09:00 <Bastardly_One> ah right!
09:00 <Serenity> if he did i would be living in the bushes outside his place
09:00 <Bastardly_One> the loophole
09:00 <Sponge> i'm not sure his wife would approve
09:00 <Bastardly_One> that's clever if true
09:00 <Serenity> i dont care what she thinks
09:00 <Serenity> bitch she is
09:00 <Bastardly_One> I wanna do Nigella
10:00 <Serenity> shes sauce
10:00 <Serenity> saucy
10:00 <Serenity> for an old bird
10:00 <Bastardly_One> even if she has the worse name on earth
10:00 <Bastardly_One> oh she cooks with her tits on purpose
10:00 <Bastardly_One> that's her gimmick and she says so
10:00 <Bastardly_One> but yes indeed
10:00 <ShadowLurker> O.o
10:00 <Bastardly_One> yum
10:00 <Serenity> id like to see tat
10:00 <Serenity> tits cooking somethin
10:00 <ShadowLurker> lol
11:00 <Serenity> imagine it
11:00 <Serenity> lol
11:00 <Bastardly_One> oh god
11:00 <ShadowLurker> turndownforwhat
11:00 <Bastardly_One> what have I started>
11:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
11:00 <Serenity> i cannot find the antihistemines
13:00 <Serenity> you can all relax i found them
14:00 <Bastardly_One> I had a bit of a scare this morning
14:00 <Bastardly_One> in the middle of a coughing attack I spat what tasted like blood
14:00 <Bastardly_One> only thing is it landed in the toilet and could of been just brownish gunk
14:00 <Bastardly_One> so don't really know
15:00 <Bastardly_One> wouldn't surprise me if I have the start of cancer
15:00 <Serenity> could just be broken capillaries in your throat
15:00 <Serenity> ive done that before
15:00 <Bastardly_One> yep 
15:00 <Ana_Ng> pretty sure it's scurvy
15:00 <Bastardly_One> might not even been blood as I said
16:00 <Serenity> tar
16:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah, the years on the pirate ship
16:00 <Serenity> i coughed up so much brown shit when i quit smoking
16:00 <Bastardly_One> *scratches*
16:00 <Bastardly_One> oh how scary is it when you've not smoked for a couple of days
17:00 <Bastardly_One> and the amount of tar you cough up
17:00 <Bastardly_One> yet, I still do it 
17:00 <Serenity> yeah its disgusting
17:00 <ATS63> Bastardly_One: providing a free meal to the homeless has the same food safety standards as charging for the meal
17:00 <Serenity> i coughed more the month after i quit than i ever did while i smoked
17:00 <ATS63> ie. after x hours of display it must be thrown away
17:00 <Serenity> but then it stopped
17:00 <Bastardly_One> we know that ATS63
18:00 <ATS63> Is that what subway got in trouble for?
18:00 <Serenity> ffs.
18:00 <Bastardly_One> we were stating we think it's stupid to allow people for going hungry
18:00 <Bastardly_One> no, this subway is in trouble for just doing it full stop
18:00 <ATS63> lels
18:00 <Bastardly_One> each thursday or friday afternoon or something
18:00 <ATS63> capitolism! yeah!
18:00 <Serenity> funny thing is
19:00 <Serenity> give a homeless person a choice... food safety standards or a sandwich thats been out 5 minutes too long
19:00 <Serenity> i know what they'd chose
19:00 <Serenity> choose
19:00 <Bastardly_One> damn right!
19:00 <Bastardly_One> I've been there 
19:00 <Bastardly_One> got a caution off the cops for *stealing* from Woolies
19:00 <Bastardly_One> after someone told me what time they chuck stuff out 
20:00 <Bastardly_One> a couple of boxes of cereal
20:00 <Bastardly_One> AND the cunts took it from me 
20:00 <ATS63> They'd choose not to claim centrelink?
20:00 <Bastardly_One> hello
20:00 <Serenity> thank christ ive nevr been there
20:00 <Serenity> you cant claim centrelink without an address
20:00 <Bastardly_One> how much do you think centerlink pays?
20:00 <ShadowLurker> ^
20:00 <ATS63> Homeless shelter = address
20:00 <Bastardly_One> you can if you have a collective that will do it 
20:00 <Serenity> no it doesnt
20:00 <Serenity> it has to be a fixed address
21:00 <Serenity> that you have had bills sent to
21:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm not sure how it works but there is a group in the CBD in melb that people collect their dole forms from
21:00 <Bastardly_One> that are homeless
21:00 <Serenity> if you already got centrelink before you became homeless
21:00 <Serenity> then you're mostly safe
21:00 <Serenity> but if its the first time good luck
22:00 <Bastardly_One> that might be it ... honestly not sure
22:00 <ATS63> Dept of housing also have an obligation to provide emergency housing to prevent homelessness. You rock up, "hi I'm homeless", you need a home by that evening
22:00 <ATS63> That is also a fixed address
22:00 <Serenity> yeah that doesnt work rofl
22:00 <Bastardly_One> all I am sure of is I am very happy to of gotten homeless in Melbourne and not somewhere else
22:00 <ATS63> Does in Sydney
22:00 <Serenity> theres no such thing as emergency housing here and the wait list for homeswest is 4 years
23:00 <Bastardly_One> there is actually services for homeless people in Melbourne
23:00 <Bastardly_One> oh, four years for real housing
23:00 <ATS63> Same here, but its pointless
23:00 <Bastardly_One> and emergency transiet housing
23:00 <ATS63> Use the gov, its why they exist
23:00 <Bastardly_One> with is like 3 mths and then you're meant to fuck off
23:00 <Serenity> you make it sound to simple
23:00 <Serenity> lol
23:00 <ATS63> It is simple
23:00 <Ana_Ng> do your churches have homeless shelters
23:00 <Serenity> lets just rock up and get help no one ever thought of that before
23:00 <ATS63> Yes
23:00 <Bastardly_One> and priority housing is like a year
24:00 <Bastardly_One> Ana_Ng, not many
24:00 <ATS63> Serenity: erm, apparently the homeless people haven't
24:00 <Serenity> the ones that do are all at full capacity
24:00 <Ana_Ng> that's part of the tax-free contract here, churches have to take care of the poor
24:00 <Sanity> Any hot chicks online?
25:00 <Bastardly_One> ATS63, you are an idiot
25:00 <ATS63> Here even if there is a housing waiting list, the dept of housing will provide a motel
25:00 <Bastardly_One> BULLSHIT
25:00 <ATS63> Thankyou, I have mutual feelings
25:00 <Serenity> lol... never heard of that before in my life
25:00 <Bastardly_One> I am on the list fuckwit
25:00 <Bastardly_One> try again 
25:00 <ATS63> Emergency list?
26:00 <ATS63> ie. were you deemed a priority case?
26:00 <Bastardly_One> yes if I put in effort
26:00 <Serenity> there is not emergency housing. are thick are you. theres priority.
26:00 <Serenity> they are lists as long as your arm
26:00 <Bastardly_One> but I think there are people out in My community worse off
26:00 <Sanity> Any hot chicks want to have a private chat?  ;)
26:00 <Bastardly_One> My health and mental health could get me priority
26:00 <Serenity> Sanity fuck off
26:00 <Bastardly_One> in 10 seconds
26:00 <ATS63> Yes but no, and something I utilise daily at work doesn't exist, except I'm an idiot
26:00 <Serenity> theres not a housing crisis for nothing
26:00 <Bastardly_One> but I think there are a lot worse off than I am 
26:00 <ATS63> wtf dipshits
27:00 <Bastardly_One> ATS63, and what do you do for work?
27:00 <Sanity> Serenity: No need for the bad language.  Just because I don't agree with your boring conversation.
27:00 <Bastardly_One> is sitting around on irc work now?
27:00 <Sanity> Serenity: And your love of facebook messenger.
27:00 <Serenity> this channel isnt for finding hot chicks Sanity
27:00 <Serenity> if you want to troll for women
27:00 <Serenity> go somewher eelse
27:00 <Sanity> Which sux balls btw.  It does bitcoin mining in the background.
28:00 <Serenity> you will find that rule on the rule page
28:00 <Sanity> Any hot chicks want to have a private chat?
28:00 <Bastardly_One> and then I can ban you for trolling
28:00 <Bastardly_One> do it
28:00 <Bastardly_One> go to #sex
28:00 <Bastardly_One> and troll
28:00 <Ana_Ng> i troll you for banning
28:00 <Serenity> hes still shitty at me for telling him how to change your phone permissions
28:00 <Serenity> lol
29:00 <Bastardly_One> hang on ... brb
29:00 <Bastardly_One> an emergency has happened
29:00 <Bastardly_One> I put down my faygo creme soda
29:00 <Bastardly_One> and I dunno where
29:00 <Bastardly_One> all I know it's not in front of me 
29:00 <Sanity> What a abusive moron you are.  Suck my huge fat sweaty cock.
29:00 <Bastardly_One> brb
29:00 <Serenity> Sanity what you are doing is against the rules
29:00 <Serenity> stop it now
30:00 <Sanity> I hardly think so, btw, If I wanted to fuck with this channel I could easily, I have access to millions of CDRs, look at my host...
31:00 <Sanity> So dont test me,.
31:00 <ATS63> I work in community service
32:00 <Bastardly_One> being on a CBO is not working in community service
32:00 <Bastardly_One> and as if I put that can back in the fridge opened
32:00 <Bastardly_One> apparently I did 
32:00 <Ana_Ng> what does cbo stand for
33:00 <Bastardly_One> community based order
33:00 <Serenity> what dick took the austnet rules down
33:00 <ATS63> Are you referring to voluntry work? Cause no, I don't do that
33:00 <Serenity> rofl.
34:00 <Bastardly_One> am  referring to 
34:00 <mrdanger> fuck i hate uni shit
34:00 <Bastardly_One> you'd know what it was if you worked in community service
35:00 <mrdanger> we have this group assignment happening, and we all have to put in an individual project statement describing what its about.. the lecturers said to show all the group members so we're on the same page
35:00 <mrdanger> so this dumb bitch from my group has just completely stolen the format i used
35:00 <Serenity> lol
36:00 <mrdanger> its a project with a real client as well, and she doesnt understand the difference between things you talk about in front of the client and things you dont
36:00 <mrdanger> so she'll just spout somethign we had discussed in a group meeting to the client
36:00 <Bastardly_One> welcome to online classes mrdanger
36:00 <mrdanger> as if she's being clever
36:00 <mrdanger> its not online
36:00 <Serenity> you dont talk about behind the scenes stuff with a client.. wtf is wrong with her
36:00 <Bastardly_One> oh, kind of worse
37:00 <mrdanger> we're students yes, but we dont have to act inept, we need to pretend we've got it covered
37:00 <mrdanger> but she brings up issues/problems we have mentioend in the group meeting
37:00 <mrdanger> in front of the client
37:00 <mrdanger> and i want to throat punch her
37:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... yes ... and what?
37:00 <Bastardly_One> hasn't the lecturer pointed this out?
37:00 <mrdanger> lecturers don't baby final year students
37:00 <mrdanger> they expect you to not be a retard
38:00 <Bastardly_One> is she retarded and wants everyone to fail?
38:00 <mrdanger> i dunno but its infurtiating when people steal your format
38:00 <mrdanger> like, down to each individual sub heading
38:00 <Bastardly_One> no shit
38:00 <mrdanger> which i came up with, so its not like its part of the project requirements
38:00 <BlackDevil> trololololllllllllllll
38:00 <mrdanger> I might have to change mine now so it doesnt look like i copied her
38:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh, fair enough on that down to sub headings and all 
38:00 <mrdanger> cuntface
39:00 <Bastardly_One> I'd wanna hurt her
39:00 <Bastardly_One> badly
39:00 <mrdanger> people legit just go oh thats good ill use that
39:00 <Bastardly_One> how is it not plagurising you though?
39:00 <mrdanger> like its no issue at all to hand in almost identical work
39:00 <mrdanger> because she's submitted first.
40:00 <mrdanger> bitchcunt
40:00 <Bastardly_One> oh ouch!
40:00 <Bastardly_One> fucking OUCH
40:00 <mrdanger> anyway, that's my rant for the morning
40:00 <Serenity> anyone watch that beheading video?
40:00 <Serenity> urgh
40:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah
41:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm sadly becoming immune
41:00 <Serenity> it reminded me of one i watched in 2004
41:00 <Serenity> that nick berg/burg guy
41:00 <Bastardly_One> I remember the beheading years ago of that first white guy in iraq
41:00 <Bastardly_One> yep
41:00 <Serenity> i was only 18 when that happened
41:00 <Bastardly_One> and you hear the noises of his head coming off and shit
41:00 <Serenity> it fucked me up for months
41:00 <mrdanger> terrorism needs to be seen and acknowledged to succeed so i will avoid it
42:00 <Serenity> they played the fkn video on the news
42:00 <Serenity> im so shitty about it
42:00 <Bastardly_One> sadly thank the US again for this lot
42:00 <Bastardly_One> ISIS are sponsored by them
43:00 <mrdanger> how do you figure?
43:00 <Bastardly_One> hah, what a cute song line ... "kick me where the sun shines"
43:00 <Bastardly_One> I'd have to get some storiess to back that up mrdanger
43:00 <Bastardly_One> same as the riot in Ferguson 
44:00 <Bastardly_One> I'd have to get stories to back up there are undercover cops inciting it 
44:00 <mrdanger> I suppose syrian rebels might have been armed by the US to fight assad
44:00 <mrdanger> and those same rebels might be part of ISIS
44:00 <Bastardly_One> the aim is to keep going until martial law
44:00 <Bastardly_One> the Syrian rebels are totally funded by the west
44:00 <Bastardly_One> if that had of been left to be internal 
45:00 <Bastardly_One> Assad would of fixed it in a month
45:00 <mrdanger> yeah but I'm not sure of the cross over
45:00 <mrdanger> between the syrian rebels and isis
45:00 <mrdanger> but its quite likely the case
45:00 <BlackDevil> mrdanger http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2014/08/dar-monday-511.jpg
45:00 <mrdanger> they armed the taliban as well
45:00 <mrdanger> they'll do that
45:00 <Bastardly_One> note how recent ISIS are
45:00 <mrdanger> america has a military industrial complex that needs to sell weapons to survive
45:00 <Bastardly_One> the west do this shit all the time 
46:00 <mrdanger> its a bit of a self perpetuating piece of political bullshit
46:00 <Bastardly_One> and well on the Ferguson riots
46:00 <Bastardly_One> know how the CIA has infilatrated the black panthers yeah?
46:00 <Serenity> i really dont think isis are sponsored by the US considering ISIS have blamed the US for the beheading of that guy
46:00 <mrdanger> lol wtf is that BlackDevil?
46:00 <Bastardly_One> well, a couple of them showed up at Ferguson
46:00 <Bastardly_One> they do Serenity ... it
47:00 <mrdanger> Serenity: yeah but we arm various groups to fight various other groups, then those groups change or turn, or our view of them turns
47:00 <Bastardly_One> is hard to explain for me without stuff to quote
47:00 <Serenity> you shouldnt be trying to explain it without things to quote
47:00 <mrdanger> the west literally put the taliban in power because they didn't like the last government
47:00 <BlackDevil> http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2014/08/dar-monday-211.jpg?w=920&h=1301
47:00 <Serenity> you know i dont listen to conpiracy nonsense
47:00 <Bastardly_One> at least I can talk to you two
47:00 <Bastardly_One> without being instantly dismissed 
48:00 <Bastardly_One> appreciate that
48:00 <mrdanger> well the fact that we arm rebels/foreign countries isnt actually a conspiracy
48:00 <mrdanger> lol
48:00 <Serenity> im talking specifically about isis being funded by the US
48:00 <Bastardly_One> know how to make the world safe?
48:00 <Bastardly_One> get rid of the US, UK and France out of the UN
48:00 <Bastardly_One> FUKUS
48:00 <Serenity> i dont know a whole lot about the whole war i was young when it started it didnt interest me
48:00 <Bastardly_One> france, US and UK
48:00 <mrdanger> like i said, syrian rebels are funded by the US, which puts guns in Syria, the ISIS is the islamic state of syria and iraq
48:00 <mrdanger> i think its pretty clear cut
49:00 <Bastardly_One> do you know of their list?
49:00 <Bastardly_One> to reshape the Middle East?
49:00 <Bastardly_One> country by country just about
49:00 <Serenity> how do these guys stay so calm when their about to have their heads cut off
49:00 <mrdanger> yeah, well they want an islamic state
49:00 <Serenity> its weird
50:00 <Bastardly_One> what they did to Gaddafi was disgusting
50:00 <mrdanger> Serenity: the thing i was wondering was why he said that shit before having his head cut off
50:00 <Bastardly_One> Gaddafi was one of the true freedom fighters left in the world
50:00 <mrdanger> are you hoping if you say it they wont cut your head off
50:00 <mrdanger> or have you been threatened with something worse
50:00 <Bastardly_One> and yeah, finally gain his trust
50:00 <Bastardly_One> and for what?
50:00 <mrdanger> or the death of the other captive journalists
50:00 <Serenity> maybe they threatened his family ? i mean they cant threaten to shoot him.. hes dying anyway
50:00 <Bastardly_One> to kill him and take over his country
50:00 <mrdanger> they do have other journos captive
51:00 <Serenity> yeah at the end of the video they show another guy they have
51:00 <Serenity> saying hes next
51:00 <Serenity> depending on obamas decision
51:00 <mrdanger> that said, he was a reporter goign to syria to cover the humanitarian crisis, perhaps he wasn't too far off sympathy for the locals
51:00 <Bastardly_One> oh what about that anna woman that the Syrian rebels have and wont give back
51:00 <Bastardly_One> from RT News
52:00 <Serenity> i need to educate myself about the whole thing more
56:00 <mrdanger> Russian scientists have claimed they made a unique and startling discovery when analysing samples from the exterior of the International Space Station (ISS) to figure out why the windows were getting dirty. Traces of a tiny sea creature called plankton.
57:00 <Serenity> o.O
57:00 <mrdanger> the other group memeber that added me to facebook keeps posting shit about finding god, it's disheartening
57:00 <mrdanger> I don't really see any positive to fatih
57:00 <mrdanger> faith*
58:00 <mrdanger> i mean, I'm sure good things have happened in the name of religion (and bad things, obviously).. but at this stage in the evolutionary process with an understanding of science and what not, I think faith is almost insulting
58:00 <ilmRg1InT> heh. god.
59:00 <Serenity> some people need faith
59:00 <mrdanger> why?
59:00 <mrdanger> I know it is a positive force in some peoples lives, but I'd just rather it wasn't
00:00 <Serenity> I cant really answer that because im not religious but if its a means to help them live their lives
00:00 <Serenity> then why not. as long as they arent forcing it on me
00:00 <ilmRg1InT> mrdanger: unfortunatley, there are a lot of weak people, with shitty upbringings who dont know any better.
00:00 <mrdanger> if everybody realised we're here for an incredibly short span of time, there is no afterlife and no devine plan, perhaps we'd work a bit harder not to fuck shit up
00:00 <ATS63> Education is a massive issue I swear
00:00 <ilmRg1InT> isnt it easier to spend your life believing in a higher being rather than taking responsibility - and being able to wish to some magical being will help you out, or is watching over you? for some people that gives them comfort.
01:00 <Serenity> some people cant handle the fact that theres no after life though mrdanger does it hurt to give them something to have faith in
01:00 <ATS63> Pretty horrific when a woman goes into hospital to give birth, and they seperate her from her family, to ask if she's the victim of domestic violence or if her partner is a blood relative
01:00 <ilmRg1InT> their faith and naivity probably gives their life some meaning, it's a cop-out, but yeah.
01:00 <ATS63> dufuq is wrong with society
02:00 <Serenity> where did that happen ATS63 and why
02:00 <ilmRg1InT> ATS63: religion is a big part of it.  vacuuous  stupidity and shallowless is another issue ..
02:00 <ilmRg1InT> this whole obsession with 'celebrity' needs to stop
02:00 <ilmRg1InT> this obsession with stupidity, some people even are proud they dont know something
02:00 <ilmRg1InT> it's .. horrific
02:00 <mrdanger> To quote Tim Minchin, just because he says it better than I can at the moment, “Isn’t this enough? Just this world? Just this beautiful, complex wonderfully unfathomable world? How does it so fail to hold our attention that we have to diminish it with the invention of cheap, man-made myths and monsters?”
03:00 <ilmRg1InT> indeed.
03:00 <Serenity> I totally agree
03:00 <Serenity> people always want more though
03:00 <ilmRg1InT> some do
05:00 <Serenity> i have a few american friends on facebook, it often shocks me how religious they all are
05:00 <mrdanger> if anyone has ten minutes to be amused, watch this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HhGuXCuDb1U
05:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Tim Minchin's Storm the Animated Movie (Apr 7, 2011) 10:39 - Category: Film & Animation - 3,106,110 - 69,568 likes (98.9%), 751 dislikes (1.1%)
05:00 <Serenity> i dont actually know any real religious people irl
05:00 <mrdanger> yeah americans are all religious its nuts
05:00 <BlackDevil> i am so religious
05:00 <BlackDevil> cant even watch porn
05:00 <ilmRg1InT> religious people dont tend to have personalities that i'd be friends with
05:00 <ilmRg1InT> so i dont tend to know any or meet any
06:00 <Serenity> actually i know one family, they lived in the same unit complex as me 10 years ago
06:00 <Serenity> they are lovely people but not people i make the effort to see anymore
06:00 <Serenity> i cant handle the religion and its part of everything they are
07:00 <mrdanger> my parents arent religious but they're spiritual, which I kind of was until I was about 19
07:00 <mrdanger> and then I went wait, if religion is bs, why is spirituality not bs?
07:00 <mrdanger> ohhhh
07:00 <BlackDevil> all religion is fiction
07:00 <Serenity> ive never really worked out what i am
08:00 <mrdanger> no matter what you are or believe, nothing is answered
08:00 <mrdanger> there is always a why or a what
08:00 <Serenity> i hate when people ask because i dont know how to answer. I dont believe in magic men in the sky.. im not into spirits and shit
08:00 <ilmRg1InT> we're all born without a knowledge of a god/religion - why complicate life and introduce supernatural ideas when they're not necessary to explain the world?
08:00 <mrdanger> so it doesnt make much difference
08:00 <ATS63> ilmRg1InT: my home town is a prime example... generation after generation are happy leaving school in year 10 to work shitty jobs that might pay minimum wage if you're lucky. Nobody ever thinks to do tafe or any further education. They're happy being poorly educated in a boring town full of other shitty people
08:00 <mrdanger> have you ever heard douglas adams puddle theory, ilmRg1InT?
09:00 <ilmRg1InT> mrdanger: yup
09:00 <ilmRg1InT> ATS63: yuck :(
09:00 <ATS63> I really love that town, except most people who live there are morons
09:00 <mrdanger> i think that's a pretty good explanation
10:00 <mrdanger> for those that havent seen/heard it: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hDC_NcihiV8
10:00 <BlackDevil> have you had a figure in your bum aaron?
10:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: :: Douglas Adams: 42.2: The origin of god (puddle's view) :: (Nov 9, 2007) 4:20 - Category: Science & Technology - 19,739 - 323 likes (97.6%), 8 dislikes (2.4%)
10:00 <Serenity> god damn you people im supposed to be writting an essay
10:00 <ATS63> The people do the most horrible things too. It seems a form of entertainment to be the most scummy person possible. Oh, and frequent the bars with your ego trip about how fantastic you are
10:00 <BlackDevil> have fun Serenity
11:00 <BlackDevil> Student suspended for saying “bless you” after classmate sneezed
11:00 <ilmRg1InT> wut.
12:00 <BlackDevil> religion
12:00 <BlackDevil> war starter
12:00 <ilmRg1InT> at work, if people say 'bless you', i always respond like 'argh, you blessed me, the pain..'
12:00 <Serenity> i never know what to say when people say that
12:00 <Serenity> do i thank them?
13:00 <Bastardly_One> yes
13:00 <Bastardly_One> want the trivia behind it?
13:00 <ilmRg1InT> no.
13:00 <Serenity> im sure youre going to give it anyway
13:00 <ilmRg1InT> this channel gets enough trivia
13:00 <Bastardly_One> when you sneezed demons could get in
13:00 <Serenity> i thought it was your soul ascaping
14:00 <Serenity> escaping
14:00 <ATS63> lel, one of my colleages was told off by some bitch... cause he said something like "mate, just calm down". He calls everyone mate. Bitch was going on saying "mate? MATE?! I'm not your fucking mate cunt"
14:00 <BlackDevil> i need to pee
15:00 <ATS63> I like it when people are offended by words. I wonder what would happen if our society had no sympathy and natural selection were more prevelant
15:00 <BlackDevil> what movies are there to watch?
15:00 <Serenity> by such non offensive words anyway
15:00 <ilmRg1InT> ATS63: we're in a world full of stupid.
17:00 <ATS63> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zuQK6t2Esng
17:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Not your buddy, guy! (Feb 27, 2011) 0:22 - Category: Comedy - 398,944 - 1,928 likes (99%), 20 dislikes (1%)
17:00 <Bastardly_One> far out
17:00 <Bastardly_One> I think I just saw God after that cone
17:00 <Bastardly_One> that was great
18:00 <ShadowLurker> when someone sneezes here we say На здоровье
18:00 <ATS63> "fuck you cunt"
18:00 <Serenity> you what
18:00 <ShadowLurker> Na Zdorovie
18:00 <mrdanger> gimme some b1
18:00 <ShadowLurker> russian for "good health"
18:00 <ilmRg1InT> this channel needs a b2.
19:00 <ATS63> Question marks are russian?
19:00 <Serenity> why are you speaking russian
19:00 <Serenity> oh mirrek?
19:00 <ShadowLurker> update your client ATS63
19:00 <ShadowLurker> thats unicode
19:00 <ATS63> No
19:00 <ShadowLurker> yeh mirek
19:00 <Bastardly_One> come up then mrdanger
19:00 <ATS63> I don't have root :(
19:00 <Bastardly_One> not that far from you 
19:00 <Bastardly_One> kind of
19:00 <Serenity> next week
19:00 <ShadowLurker> then compile yourself an updated client
19:00 <Serenity> oh yes next week i will be seeing god
20:00 <Doodle> drugs are bad
20:00 <ShadowLurker> :)
20:00 <Serenity> shut up u
20:00 <ATS63> I was using mibbit before and my internet drops out all the time
20:00 <Bastardly_One> Doodle
20:00 <ATS63> Be thankful I'm doing this much
20:00 <ShadowLurker> you can see god tonight if you like
20:00 <ShadowLurker> ;)
20:00 <Bastardly_One> I think Mr D is gonna be busted soon
20:00 <Bastardly_One> hook me up a local dealer cunt
20:00 <Doodle> you'll be imagining great big mars bars chasing you down the street
20:00 <Serenity> hahaha
20:00 <mrdanger> Bastardly_One: where are you from?
20:00 <Doodle> i dont have a dealer
20:00 <Serenity> ill have to get some veggies chopped up to eat in preparation
21:00 <Doodle> i just have a mate who sells copious amounts of weed
21:00 <ATS63> oh lame, I need to screen -U
21:00 <Bastardly_One> mrdanger same plae Doodle is at the moment
21:00 <Bastardly_One> *place
21:00 <BlackDevil> what movies can i watch in your private collection?
21:00 <ATS63> Should be unicode already
21:00 <Bastardly_One> Ballarat
21:00 <mrdanger> ahh thats right
21:00 <mrdanger> the snow
21:00 <Bastardly_One> oh yeah 
21:00 <Serenity> what should I do with fish for dinner tonight
21:00 <Bastardly_One> that was mad
21:00 <Bastardly_One> what kind of fish?
21:00 <mrdanger> Serenity: whole or fillet?
22:00 <Serenity> fillet
22:00 <Bastardly_One> love fish as I always say
22:00 <Bastardly_One> what sort?
22:00 <Serenity> its just basa fillets
22:00 <Serenity> i did fish n chips last night but i need something healthy tonight
22:00 <Bastardly_One> ah
22:00 <Bastardly_One> grill
22:00 <Doodle> take them to the local pet shop and feed it to the catfish
23:00 <ShadowLurker> fishburgers
23:00 <Serenity> isnt that like cannabalism
23:00 <Serenity> cannibalism?
23:00 <Bastardly_One> I have to make some batter for the blue grendaire I'm getting later
23:00 <Serenity> what the fuck ever
23:00 <Doodle> lol
23:00 <Bastardly_One> but cannot be fucked
23:00 <Doodle> what do you think fish eat
23:00 <Doodle> fish food?
23:00 <Serenity> yes all fish eat fish food.
23:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I was gonna say ... look at siamese fighting fish, etc
23:00 <ShadowLurker> isnt cannibalism when its the same species
23:00 <Serenity> thts why the sharks are eating people they ran out of shark food
24:00 <Serenity> https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/10348371_10152198959202331_907256783795387957_n.jpg?oh=70dc11572eb085b449acacd4763177ed&oe=54754154&__gda__=1416310532_729873562ac2b7355cc7df77c60e41c6
24:00 <Serenity> nom nom nom nom nom nom nom
24:00 <Bastardly_One> no sharks are eating people because of storms
24:00 <Doodle> yum
24:00 <ShadowLurker> it was well delicious
24:00 <Bastardly_One> haven't you watched sharknado?
24:00 <Doodle> sharks are eating people cos thats what sharks do
24:00 <ShadowLurker> idiot ppl keep swimming in sharkhouses
24:00 <BlackDevil> Bed bugs force movie theater to temporarily shut down
24:00 <Serenity> lol some dumbos up north are all in a fuss because some idiot got eaten by a croc
24:00 <ATS63> Erm, hows it feel to be fat and poor?
25:00 <Serenity> swimming in croc infested water
25:00 <Serenity> whos fat and poor?
25:00 <Doodle> me
25:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah that always gets me
25:00 <ShadowLurker> whos fat n poor
25:00 <Bastardly_One> oh no they get eaten by a croc!
25:00 <mrdanger> the new riddick movie is one of the worst movies of all time
25:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah well, where were you swimming fuckwit
25:00 <Serenity> doodle stop being fat and poor
25:00 <ATS63> https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/10348371_10152198959202331_907256783795387957_n.jpg?oh=70dc11572eb085b449acacd4763177ed&oe=54754154&__gda__=1416310532_729873562ac2b7355cc7df77c60e41c6
25:00 <Doodle> no
25:00 <Bastardly_One> he finally finished the new Riddick?
25:00 <Serenity> why are you posting my food
26:00 <Bastardly_One> he's been working on that forever
26:00 <Serenity> home made food doesnt make people fat and poor you indulgent twat
26:00 <Bastardly_One> are they home made chips?
26:00 <ATS63> I wouldn't classify that as food
26:00 <Serenity> yes Bastardly_One
26:00 <Bastardly_One> YUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUM!
26:00 <Serenity> sucks to be you then doesnt it ATS63
26:00 <Doodle> ATS63 only eats unicorn farts
26:00 <Bastardly_One> thats almost my dinner tonight though
26:00 <Serenity> everything there is home made
26:00 <Doodle> dew picked and flown fresh from the algarve
27:00 <Bastardly_One> I like making my own batter too
27:00 <ATS63> From the freezer home made?
27:00 <Serenity> no you moron
27:00 <Bastardly_One> hell, I just like making a mess
27:00 <Serenity> made properly
27:00 <Serenity> like normal people
27:00 <Doodle> how do you freeze a salad
27:00 <Serenity> hahah
27:00 <mrdanger> rising food prices wouldnt impact poor people because they eat less food - would be something you could imagine hockey saying
27:00 <Bastardly_One> ATS63, oi dickhead
27:00 <Serenity> ATS63 sounds mad cause she cant cook
28:00 <Bastardly_One> if she posted other means
28:00 <Doodle> une salade gele sil vous plait
28:00 <Bastardly_One> you'd beg to go to her place for dinner
28:00 <Doodle> fresh from the freezer
28:00 <Serenity> no b1 im fat and poor ok
28:00 <Bastardly_One> the woman can cook ... the end
28:00 <Serenity> i cant cook anything
28:00 <Bastardly_One> oh, sorry my bad
28:00 <Serenity> brb just defrosting a salaf in the miccy
28:00 <Serenity> salad
29:00 <Bastardly_One> hell, I don't even like most food as we know
29:00 <ATS63> Yes thats right, I'd beg, cause I cannot afford a meal out ever.
29:00 <Bastardly_One> and I'd still come to your place for dinner
29:00 <ATS63> Oh I'm a loser and so forth
29:00 <Serenity> who wants a meal out
29:00 <Bastardly_One> ffs
29:00 <Serenity> home made food > *
29:00 <Bastardly_One> this cunt is worse than an american
29:00 <Doodle> ATS63 would rather eat out with that attitude and have their food spat in
29:00 <Bastardly_One> taking shit literally
29:00 <Doodle> yum yum
29:00 <Serenity> haha shes got a bit of a tude
29:00 <Bastardly_One> it's a wench?
30:00 <Serenity> i think
30:00 <Serenity> i dunno tbh
30:00 <Bastardly_One> most nerds with nicks like that are male
30:00 <Bastardly_One> and usually bitchy
30:00 <ATS63> I don't eat out at the fish and chip shop, sorry
30:00 <Bastardly_One> I do
30:00 <mrdanger> i like fish and chips
30:00 <Serenity> it wasnt from the fish chop you idiot..
30:00 <Serenity> wtf
30:00 <Bastardly_One> the one around the road is fucking nice
30:00 <Serenity> am i really copping shit for cooking my own food
30:00 <Bastardly_One> apparently
30:00 <Bastardly_One> I
30:00 <Bastardly_One> ve seen it all now
30:00 <Serenity> hahah
30:00 <Ana_Ng> defrosting a salad
30:00 <ATS63> Hahaha you guys
30:00 <Ana_Ng> that's pretty sketchy
30:00 <ATS63> Unbunch the panties plz
31:00 <Serenity> oh my god
31:00 <Serenity> LOL
31:00 <Bastardly_One> I can't deep fry my fish :(
31:00 <Serenity> i used my wok lol
31:00 <Bastardly_One> until I get a new frier
31:00 <mrdanger> just got a friend request from a total random chick on fb
31:00 <Bastardly_One> sparked on me last night and blew up
31:00 <mrdanger> weird
31:00 <Bastardly_One> RUDE!
32:00 <ATS63> Also you still didn't answer my question. Hows it feel to be fat and poor?
32:00 <Serenity> im not fat or poor
32:00 <ATS63> You don't own a car right?
32:00 <Bastardly_One> she is not fat
32:00 <Serenity> so.. i wouldnt know
32:00 <Bastardly_One> and far from poor
32:00 <Doodle> lol
32:00 <Bastardly_One> you have the wrong woman 
32:00 <Bastardly_One> she has a car
32:00 <Bastardly_One> and loves it
32:00 <mrdanger> ATS63: it feels like I get to eat lots of food and not worry about work
32:00 <mrdanger> thats what it feels like
32:00 <Doodle> pretty sure they have a few cars
32:00 <Ana_Ng> what does car owning have to do with being poor
32:00 <mrdanger> it feels goooood
32:00 <Bastardly_One> and poor is having no car?
32:00 <ShadowLurker> LOL @ dont own a car
32:00 <Bastardly_One> I've never ever learnt to drive
32:00 <Serenity> i have a giant fucking cat on my killing my hip right now
32:00 <Ana_Ng> there are 4 million people in nyc who would like a word with you
32:00 <ShadowLurker> she doesnt own one car
32:00 <Serenity> ouch
32:00 <ShadowLurker> she owns 3 mate
33:00 <Bastardly_One> I must be poverty stricken
33:00 <Doodle> this reminds me of pollock telling me i was given my car
33:00 <Serenity> apparently eating fish and chips makes you poor
33:00 <Serenity> lol
33:00 <ShadowLurker> LOL
33:00 <Doodle> delusional people
33:00 <ATS63> Holdens and Fords do not count
33:00 <Bastardly_One> that's why I'm wasting $30 on soda and about $50 on fresh fish today
33:00 <Bastardly_One> because I'm too poor
33:00 <ATS63> + fat
33:00 <ShadowLurker> lol howso
33:00 <mrdanger> poor people spend money poorly
33:00 <Doodle> i wish someone would give me a car, ppeferably a nudie female someone
33:00 <Serenity> hahaha ATS63 is mad about something
33:00 <Doodle> *preferably
34:00 <ShadowLurker> very mad
34:00 <Bastardly_One> it was me 
34:00 <ShadowLurker> ATS63 needs a dick or 10
34:00 <Bastardly_One> saying them working in community service 
34:00 <Bastardly_One> doesn't include a CBO
34:00 <Serenity> you meany
34:00 <ShadowLurker> isnt that right peter
34:00 <Bastardly_One> started raging from then on
35:00 <Serenity> good one b1
35:00 <Serenity> setting off the nutters
35:00 <Bastardly_One> takes one to know one!
35:00 <Serenity> omg turbo is killing me
35:00 <Serenity> hes so fkn heavy
36:00 <Bastardly_One> how heavy is he do you know?
36:00 <Serenity> last time i weighed him about 8-9 kilos
36:00 <Bastardly_One> He looks as big as my old chinchilla
36:00 <Bastardly_One> oh, not that big then 
36:00 <Bastardly_One> abraham was 12
36:00 <Serenity> hes not fat at all just monstrously large
37:00 <Bastardly_One> and not fat believe it or not
37:00 <Serenity> my childhood cat was 16 kilos
37:00 <Serenity> he was huge
37:00 <Bastardly_One> he looked a lot like auds
37:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck, 16
37:00 <Serenity> he was all fat tho
37:00 <Bastardly_One> christ
37:00 <Bastardly_One> abraham used to thump on heavy surfaces not walk
38:00 <Serenity> turbos just massive he cant sit on you comfortably because hes so big
38:00 <Bastardly_One> you'd hear him coming before he thought he'd sneak up on you
38:00 <Serenity> its like having a horse sit on you
38:00 <ATS63> I bet your cat doesn't even have a job
38:00 <Bastardly_One> lol @ that
38:00 <Bastardly_One> that was kind of funny
38:00 <Bastardly_One> I bet your cat doesn't even have a job
38:00 <Bastardly_One> I don't think anyone understands how big turbo is 
38:00 <Bastardly_One> until they see him
38:00 <Bastardly_One> and so handsome
39:00 <Bastardly_One> not that homer isn't ... homer is pretty
39:00 <Serenity> homer is a blonde
39:00 <Serenity> through and through
39:00 <Serenity> so pretty to look at but dumb as a bag full of door knobs
39:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
39:00 <Bastardly_One> blond for male
39:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm retentive about that 
39:00 <Serenity> he has no nuts it doesnt matter
42:00 <Bastardly_One> whoa
42:00 <Bastardly_One> coughing fit out of nowhere
42:00 <Bastardly_One> I am now sweating like I've just got out of the shower
42:00 <Bastardly_One> this is fucked
42:00 <Bastardly_One> WOOT!
42:00 <Bastardly_One> I belched
43:00 <Bastardly_One> I can now breathe!
43:00 <Bastardly_One> damn huh?
43:00 <ShadowLurker> another monolog for b1
43:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... did you notice yesterday I got self conscious about that?
43:00 <Bastardly_One> after the stats?
43:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
44:00 <Serenity> yes lol
44:00 <Bastardly_One> I was shocked
44:00 <Serenity> dont fight it.. its you
44:00 <Bastardly_One> Yesterday I was in such a mood
44:00 <Serenity> now you see what we see :P
44:00 <Bastardly_One> I've been done over by a "friend"
45:00 <Bastardly_One> bit upset about it but yeah life goes on 
45:00 <Bastardly_One> oh, for sure Serenity 
45:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
45:00 <Bastardly_One> but yeah I can't fight it ... I love a chat 
45:00 <Serenity> i cried last night because david tennants doctor died. thats about the extent of the tress in my life
46:00 <Serenity> stress
46:00 <Bastardly_One> alright tell me if I am right or wrong here 
46:00 <Bastardly_One> give me one sec for a cone
46:00 <Bastardly_One> it pisses me off even talking about it 
46:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
47:00 <Bastardly_One> ok ready?
47:00 <Bastardly_One> I just want an opinion if I'm right or wrong
47:00 <Ana_Ng> wrong
47:00 <Pyro-> if you have to ask.. chances are....
47:00 <Ana_Ng> too soon? :)
47:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... shoosh you
47:00 <Bastardly_One> yes probably Pyro- but here goes
48:00 <Bastardly_One> it was a group discussion on something and a so called close friend questions my skill set, abilities and the integrity of my friendships in public and I turn around and call them moodier than I am and they go off their faces
49:00 <Bastardly_One> and I want a simple apology
49:00 <Bastardly_One> bit of respect that should go both ways
49:00 <Bastardly_One> is that wrong?
49:00 <Ana_Ng> well it wasn't a great game plan
49:00 <Bastardly_One> that's the short version
50:00 <Ana_Ng> replying to an insult with an insult is bad form
50:00 <Pyro-> maybe they're quite justified in their doubts
50:00 <Bastardly_One> "Oh, he knows nothing and his favouries change from day to day"
50:00 <Ana_Ng> but it's probably the most natural reaction
50:00 <Bastardly_One> this is the so called "twin"
50:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> wahooo
50:00 <Bastardly_One> and when then starts even more shit when asked to apologise
50:00 <Serenity> its hard to judge without knowing both sides and the whole story
51:00 <Bastardly_One> yet I offended by saying they're moodier than I am 
51:00 <Bastardly_One> that's the story
51:00 <Bastardly_One> I just told her she was moodier than I am 
51:00 <Bastardly_One> and she lost it 
51:00 <ATS63> Don't forget theres always 3 sides to a story. The fat side, the thin side, and the poor side.
51:00 <ilmRg1InT> no stupid side?
51:00 <Bastardly_One> I fart in her direction accidently and I have to bow down to the almighty offended one almost
51:00 <ATS63> Covered by poor
51:00 <Pyro-> waybe both are right, maybe both are wrong .. maybe your skill set, abilities etc need quesationing
51:00 <ilmRg1InT> ahk
52:00 <Pyro-> -a
52:00 <Bastardly_One> yet I ask for a simple apology when shit was done in public
52:00 <Bastardly_One> and I get that
52:00 <Pyro-> ahh fuckit..
52:00 <Pyro-> cant type
52:00 <Pyro-> -typos
52:00 <Bastardly_One> they don't need questioning
52:00 <Pyro-> we don't know that
52:00 <Bastardly_One> My mentor was offended more than I was
52:00 <Pyro-> that's just your word
52:00 <Pyro-> maybe it's only you that believes they don't
52:00 <Bastardly_One> so you can guess what the discussion was
52:00 <Bastardly_One> I just said my mentor was more offended
52:00 <Pyro-> maybe that friend just told you what everyone was thinking
53:00 <Bastardly_One> actually, most consider I deserve the apology
53:00 <Bastardly_One> and wonder why I've not taken a stand before now
54:00 <Pyro-> meh, sounds dodgy
54:00 <Bastardly_One> I just said it in English
54:00 <Ana_Ng> if you need an apology for anything
54:00 <Bastardly_One> you think I am a know it all and go on 
54:00 <Ana_Ng> you're immature
54:00 <Bastardly_One> this person makes me look introverted
54:00 <Ana_Ng> people are shitty, you never know why
54:00 <Bastardly_One> has an opinion on everything in great detail
55:00 <Ana_Ng> i assume that everyone i'm talking to just got a cancer diagnosis
55:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah, immature wanting some respect out of a so called friend
55:00 <Bastardly_One> ok then ana
55:00 <milk> racism, bigotry and fundamental exploitation of injury
55:00 <Pyro-> you can choose not to hang out with them if it's that much of a problem
55:00 <Ana_Ng> if it's a friend
55:00 <Bastardly_One> not that easy Pyro-
55:00 <Ana_Ng> you would be having a private convo
55:00 <Pyro-> surely that would work better than being bitter about an expected apology, which may not even be deserved
55:00 <Bastardly_One> the local scene is incestious
55:00 <Bastardly_One> and this was a group discussion ana if you read
55:00 <Ana_Ng> no, this is simple
56:00 <Ana_Ng> if you have a tiff with someone
56:00 <Ana_Ng> you apologize
56:00 <Ana_Ng> doesn't matter who is right or wrong
56:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I don't think so 
56:00 <Ana_Ng> if you will see them again
56:00 <Ana_Ng> then enjoy a very lonely life
56:00 <ilmRg1InT> > make a meaningless apology
56:00 <ATS63> Don't expect apologies. Be this guy
56:00 <ATS63> http://images.smh.com.au/ftsmh/ffximage/2009/04/01/Joe_wideweb__470x383,0.jpg
56:00 <Ana_Ng> people make mistakes, get angry, you have to let it go
56:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah, push overs get everywhere 
56:00 <Ana_Ng> otherwise you'll never grow up
56:00 <Ana_Ng> nobody wins in your scenario
57:00 <Ana_Ng> so you deserve to be around shitty people if you can't take the high road
57:00 <Ana_Ng> this isn't even a girlfriend or a spouse? not worth the time fuming about it
57:00 <Bastardly_One> ok, I've apologised even when the bitch has actually done mental damage to certain respects of my personality and I've taken the high road over and over again
57:00 <Ana_Ng> then dump her
58:00 <Bastardly_One> hang on 
58:00 <Ana_Ng> if you don't like a friend, you don't have to keep em
58:00 <Bastardly_One> a min ago I was immature expecting some mutual respect for a change
58:00 <Bastardly_One> make your mind up
58:00 <Serenity> rofl
58:00 <Serenity> got all the answers to life this one
58:00 <Ana_Ng> how is that different
58:00 <Ana_Ng> decide what you want
58:00 <Ana_Ng> and do it
58:00 <Ana_Ng> 1. apologize
58:00 <Bastardly_One> OMFG!
59:00 <ATS63> Mate just clean the fat out of your ears
59:00 <Ana_Ng> 2. fume
59:00 <Ana_Ng> 3. dump friend
59:00 <Serenity> yeah Bastardly_One you fat ass
59:00 <Ana_Ng> 4. keep friend and let it go
59:00 <Bastardly_One> I just asked if I was right and first it's not
59:00 <Bastardly_One> then it's yes I am 
59:00 <Ana_Ng> are you 3 years old?
59:00 <Ana_Ng> is everything right and wrong?
59:00 <Ana_Ng> grow up
59:00 <Bastardly_One> ...
00:00 <Ana_Ng> you never know why someone is shitty to you, so take the high road and assume they have cancer
00:00 <ATS63> This fat thing is boring now. Who here is black or asian?
00:00 <Bastardly_One> you clearly cannot read
00:00 <Ana_Ng> i don't care
00:00 <Ana_Ng> you are drama queening an everyday tiff
00:00 <Bastardly_One> I said Ive taken the high road several times
00:00 <Bastardly_One> oh an everyday tiff
00:00 <Ana_Ng> then dump her
00:00 <Bastardly_One> in a group of peers
00:00 <Bastardly_One> you seriously need to learn to fucking read
01:00 <Bastardly_One> I truly think the only person who did was Serenity
01:00 <ATS63> Must be those tiny asian ears
01:00 <Ana_Ng> some of us work with lots of people - yeah tiffs are every day occurrences
01:00 <Serenity> how did i drama queen it lol
01:00 <ATS63> Okay, thats not working either :(
01:00 <Serenity> i havent said anything
01:00 <Bastardly_One> I said you're the only one who must of read what I actually said
01:00 <Serenity> oh
01:00 <ilmRg1InT> Serenity: how's your day going? you getting anywhere with the essay?
02:00 <Serenity> i watched half a lecture.. thats about it
02:00 <Ana_Ng> bastardly, if you can't handle advice, don't ask for it
02:00 <Bastardly_One> even her Dominant isn't impressed and thinks I deserve one 
02:00 <Bastardly_One> but what's the point of a force anything
03:00 <Bastardly_One> I just wanted to know if I was right from my point of view. Someone that is that touchy they can't be told they're moody cunts
03:00 <Serenity> i need to do a bunch of reading on feminism and i just dont want to
03:00 <ilmRg1InT> Serenity: nothing else you could do instead, but still be productive?
03:00 <Bastardly_One> then can publicly go off at you and not apologise when you've stated you think you deserve one
03:00 <Bastardly_One> not a lecture on my maturity
04:00 <Serenity> im not comfortable saying if you're right or wrong. I dont know what her frame of mind is i dont know what your relationship leading up to now has been like. I dont know what the general feel of the thread was where this happened
04:00 <Serenity> im quite happy sitting here thanks ilmRg1InT
04:00 <Bastardly_One> I could tell you
04:00 <Bastardly_One> but what's the point?
05:00 <Serenity> you could tell me from your point of view
05:00 <Ana_Ng> if you can't apologize to a person, friend or stranger, after an exchange of mean words, you're a child
05:00 <Bastardly_One> I'll just sulk because I'm immature
05:00 <Bastardly_One> see?
05:00 <Bastardly_One> Ok, one sec
05:00 <Bastardly_One> and I will 
06:00 <Bastardly_One> I
06:00 <Bastardly_One> damn enter key
06:00 <Bastardly_One> let's try again 
06:00 <Bastardly_One> for years I've stood by this friend while people telling me I am stupid for putting up with so much shit, lost other friends over the friendship
07:00 <Bastardly_One> been disrespected time and time and time again
07:00 <Bastardly_One> and taken the high road each time
07:00 <Pyro-> basically the way i see iut.. you asked if you wer right or wrong.. yet you argue with all the answers.. means you have your own view of it and you just want everyone else to agree with you.. you just want to be right
07:00 <Bastardly_One> and to question me in totality in front of a group of people
08:00 <Pyro-> the idea of asking was for others views, not to argue everyones view that isn't yours
08:00 <Bastardly_One> I think deserves an apology ... when I supposedly insulted with "you're moodier than I am"
08:00 <Bastardly_One> how the fuck is that an insult?
08:00 <Pyro-> no woder they question your skill set
08:00 <Ana_Ng> wow bastardly
08:00 <Ana_Ng> you really have no business being in an adult relationship
08:00 <ATS63> Pyro-: well said
08:00 <Bastardly_One> not you Pyro-
08:00 <Bastardly_One> ms know it all over there
09:00 <ATS63> Bastardly_One: you can apologise on the grounds of upsetting their feelings, which is essentially admitting the truth of your statement that upset them
09:00 <Bastardly_One> did that ... not that stubborn
09:00 <Ana_Ng> this is how apologies are got, but apologizing first
09:00 <Serenity> its about ackowledging that someone you know has feelings and is upset. You're apologising for how they feel not admitting fault
09:00 <faux> Oh ok
10:00 <Bastardly_One> I am talking about years of taking the high road and given more shit even taking it again
10:00 <ATS63> Urgh, nobody cares
10:00 <Pyro-> you do crap on a bit
11:00 <Ana_Ng> then dump her
11:00 <faux> Damn i always miss the fun stuff
11:00 <Ana_Ng> i don't know why you are friends with someone
11:00 <Ana_Ng> why you put up with it
11:00 <Serenity> i want to know how my nose keeps producing so much damn snot
11:00 <Bastardly_One> oh finally you are getting it 
11:00 <faux> bc science 
11:00 <Ana_Ng> years of taking the high road? then you're a doormat
11:00 <Ana_Ng> let it go
11:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck you are slow idiot
12:00 <Ana_Ng> hey
12:00 <Bastardly_One> instead of insulting me
12:00 <Ana_Ng> free therapy takes longer
12:00 <Bastardly_One> how about read what I fucking say
12:00 <Bastardly_One> idiot
12:00 <Bastardly_One> just shut up
12:00 <Ana_Ng> fuck you shithead
12:00 <faux> lmao
12:00 <Ana_Ng> yeah, you really proved your point
12:00 <Serenity> haha
12:00 <Serenity> i cant actually remember whats going on anymore
12:00 <Bastardly_One> lol Serenity
12:00 <Ana_Ng> i read your boring story, get some real problems
13:00 <Ana_Ng> :)
13:00 <Bastardly_One> get laid
13:00 <ATS63> Ana_Ng: agree
13:00 <Bastardly_One> might improve your mood
13:00 <Ana_Ng> heh
13:00 <Serenity> mm laid
13:00 <ATS63> Bastardly_One: do you cry during sex, too?
14:00 <faux> LOL
14:00 <Pyro-> it all pretty much started because the response isn't what you wanted to see, then tantrum
14:00 <Bastardly_One> I've probably had more in my life than you've seen in porn and never had ATS63
15:00 <Bastardly_One> no Pyro- ... what you had to say was fine
15:00 <Bastardly_One> wasn't just insulting without reading
15:00 <ATS63> Oh. Tell me more about my own sexuality. I have no idea myself and I hold your values higher than my own
15:00 <Pyro-> not my opinion on it's own.. everyones
15:00 <Serenity> everyones too edgey today
16:00 <Serenity> edgy
16:00 <Serenity> edgeee
16:00 <Bastardly_One> edgle
16:00 <Pyro-> you worded it like you wanted to know others opinions, but then you went on a rage to anyones opinions that didn;t match the one you already had
17:00 <Bastardly_One> seems to me you wish to believe that 
17:00 <Bastardly_One> you have to keep stating it like some self affirmation
17:00 <faux> lool
17:00 <faux> oh irc u so funny
17:00 <B1-cry-baby> cheer up jamie you sook
17:00 <Bastardly_One> and here comes faux who wasn't even here 
17:00 <ATS63> "taking the high road
17:00 <ATS63> How many times was that mentioned?
17:00 <Pyro-> you think you deserve an apology because you can;t handle to be wrong, and you wanted backup from others 
17:00 <faux> here comes faux joining irc for 5 mins and already getting to me
18:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
18:00 <B1-cry-baby> take the high road Bastardly_One you sook
18:00 <Bastardly_One> you think you're that important faux? clearly deluded
18:00 <faux> clearly 
18:00 <Ana_Ng> this should make you cry, i go to the pharmacy today for medication for my skin, they say it's $600
19:00 <Bastardly_One> who cares?
19:00 <ATS63> Ana_Ng cares for one
19:00 <faux> what's the condition?
19:00 <Ana_Ng> i am big enough to care for 2
19:00 <Ana_Ng> rosacea
19:00 <ATS63> That means his opinion is at least on par with your friend story
19:00 <faux> Bummer
19:00 <Ana_Ng> well they made some calls and got the price down, but sheesh
19:00 <B1-cry-baby> whats stahp?
21:00 <ATS63> Ana_Ng: should catch a boat to au dude
21:00 <Ana_Ng> ya, canada is closer tho
21:00 <ATS63> Claim asylum from the dangerous economic hardship
21:00 <B1-cry-baby> yeah
21:00 <B1-cry-baby> real bans
21:00 <B1-cry-baby> LoL
21:00 <B1-cry-baby> wweeee wooooo weeee wooooo weeee woooooo
21:00 <faux> lool
21:00 <Bastardly_One> don't you only need $10,000 to cross the border and become a citizen?
22:00 <Ana_Ng> no idears
22:00 <Bastardly_One> I saw that somewhere ... on some border patrol thing
22:00 <ilmRg1InT> you could always ban on the nick
22:00 <Ana_Ng> it may depend on the province/territory and reasons
23:00 <Bastardly_One> don't think so based on that
23:00 <Ana_Ng> my friend has waited 5 years for citizenship, she married a canadian
23:00 <Bastardly_One> he was held for a bit to prove he was legit or something
23:00 <Bastardly_One> had enough money and went over
23:00 <ShadowLurker> thats cute ilmRg1InT is trying to be smrt
23:00 <Bastardly_One> fair enough ... you'd know better than I do
23:00 <Serenity> i like it when they assume i dont know what im doing ;')
24:00 <ShadowLurker> lol
24:00 <Bastardly_One> and $600 is outrageous
24:00 <Ana_Ng> definitely not instant, you have to go through several levels
24:00 <Bastardly_One> this guy was like in a couple of hours
24:00 <B1-did-u-cry-during-sex> clearly you dont sarah babe :)
24:00 <Ana_Ng> that sounds sketchy
24:00 <Bastardly_One> they made it look like he just drove up
24:00 <Serenity> i do. You know as well as i do theres nothing that can be done with all 3 variables change
24:00 <Ana_Ng> maybe residency
24:00 <ilmRg1InT> Serenity: i made a suggestion that would have covered all situations
24:00 <Bastardly_One> said he wanted to move to canada and they checked him out and he had the right amount of cash and stuff
25:00 <Serenity> no it wouldnt have ilmRg1InT but thanks for trying
25:00 <Bastardly_One> well, yeah it would be residency 
25:00 <ilmRg1InT> Serenity: yeah, of course not.
25:00 <ilmRg1InT> what would i know. i've been ircing only 20 years, such a newb.
25:00 <B1-did-u-cry-during-sex> wweeee wooooo weeee wooooo weeee woooooo
25:00 <Ana_Ng> big difference
25:00 <Serenity> why ban a nick when he can change it you dumb ass?
25:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah big difference
25:00 <Serenity> hes back is he not
25:00 <ilmRg1InT> Serenity: you've given it away now
25:00 <ShadowLurker> ROFL
25:00 <Serenity> LOL
25:00 <Serenity> omg
25:00 <ShadowLurker> hahaha dis cunt
25:00 <Ana_Ng> in 1898, you needed a year's worth of food to get into canada
25:00 <B1-did-u-cry-during-sex> yeah why ban my nick when i can just chnage it with one command you dumbass
25:00 <ShadowLurker> come in here all staunch
26:00 <ShadowLurker> knows fuckall
26:00 <Lumeah> Rof.. Lol
26:00 <Bastardly_One> but it gave the impression you could set up in Canada if you had enough dollars
26:00 <B1-did-u-cry-during-sex> /nick im-a-dumbass
26:00 <ilmRg1InT> Serenity: consider for a moment, he tries to join - he cant - he doesnt know what's banned. he might try another host - and then eventually try different nicks - but in the meantime, you've still blocked 'em
26:00 <Ana_Ng> well yeah, they won't take on welfare
26:00 <Serenity> LOL
26:00 <ShadowLurker> wow
26:00 <Serenity> ilmRg1InT please stop
26:00 <Serenity> you look stupid
26:00 <ShadowLurker> such dumb
26:00 <ilmRg1InT> Serenity: you're looking pretty stupid.
26:00 <ShadowLurker> many stupid
26:00 <Serenity> im not
26:00 <Serenity> you have no clue
26:00 <Bastardly_One> Ana_Ng, I have no idea ... just saying how it appeared on that show
26:00 <ilmRg1InT> are you saying a ban of *b1*cry*!*@* wouldnt have been effective across all attempts so far?
27:00 <Ana_Ng> oh right, tv show.
27:00 <Serenity> yes.
27:00 <Serenity> i am
27:00 <ShadowLurker> fuck sake
27:00 <ilmRg1InT> please, tell me how it would have allowed them in?
27:00 <ilmRg1InT> so bans dont work now?
27:00 <Serenity> ..........
27:00 <ATS63> Ana_Ng: what was your prescription for?
27:00 <Serenity> LOL
27:00 <B1-did-u-cry-during-sex> do it and see
27:00 <ShadowLurker> this cunts fucked
27:00 <Bastardly_One> no, border patrol thing
27:00 <ShadowLurker> can we silence him
27:00 <Serenity> you ready B1-did-u-cry-during-sex?
27:00 <Bastardly_One> so supposedly how it works
27:00 <Serenity> see you in 3 mins
27:00 <ilmRg1InT> so you're agreeing that it would hav ebanned them?
27:00 <B1-did-u-cry-during-sex> yeah
27:00 <B1-did-u-cry-during-sex> :)
27:00 <Serenity> see u soon babes
28:00 <Ana_Ng> it's a form of doxycycline
28:00 <ATS63> Antibiotics... hah, nice
28:00 <Ana_Ng> apparently they separated the antibiotic out of it
28:00 <Serenity> hahaha
28:00 <ShadowLurker> lool
28:00 <im-a-dumbass> wweeee wooooo weeee wooooo weeee woooooo
28:00 <Serenity> hello im-a-dumbass
28:00 <Ana_Ng> so better to take long term than the real stuff
29:00 <Serenity> that was a hell effective ban
29:00 <ShadowLurker> ilmRg1InT i suggest you just silence your "knowledge"
29:00 <Serenity> geesh i sure got told
29:00 <Bastardly_One> Ana_Ng, sincerely that's fucked
29:00 <im-a-dumbass> if i wasnt mistaken
29:00 <ATS63> I could probably get that for $10
29:00 <ATS63> Although the british can get it for 2 pounds
29:00 <im-a-dumbass> ilmRg1InT is that moron ii/i_eye
29:00 <Ana_Ng> well regular doxy is $40
29:00 <faux> What happens if you ban the 177.17 bit?
29:00 <ATS63> And the french get it for free
29:00 <ShadowLurker> probably
29:00 <Ana_Ng> well nobody gets it for free
29:00 <ShadowLurker> sounds dumb enough
29:00 <Serenity> he gets a new host faux
29:00 <Bastardly_One> we're get that for $6
29:00 <faux> ah
29:00 <ATS63> Yes they do. The french
29:00 <Bastardly_One> I'd get that for $6 - 10
29:00 <Serenity> theres no point to it when he can change all the variables in 5 seconds
29:00 <Ana_Ng> you just pay elsewhere and probably less
29:00 <Serenity> thers no way to keep them out when they can do that
30:00 <Bastardly_One> how disgusting is that Ana_Ng? 
30:00 <Serenity> im-a-dumbass its adrian?
30:00 <im-a-dumbass> yeah
30:00 <Serenity> HAHAHAHA
30:00 <Bastardly_One> a 600 percent difference
30:00 <Ana_Ng> are you looking up doxycyline?
30:00 <Serenity> fucks sake no wonder its a know it all
30:00 <faux> sif that's adrian, he's way too calm 
30:00 <ShadowLurker> yeh
30:00 <Ana_Ng> because that's not what to look up
30:00 <ShadowLurker> not anymore id say
30:00 <faux> Adrian was a hyper psycho tard
30:00 <ShadowLurker> bring on the rage
30:00 <im-a-dumbass> 100%
30:00 <Ana_Ng> here, the brand name is oracea
30:00 <Bastardly_One> look up our PBS 
30:00 <ilmRg1InT> makes you wonder what name they're registering with services to, odd that a /whois doesnt seem to show it
30:00 <faux> And his typing is so normal :|
30:00 <Serenity> it takes 3 seconds to reg a nick
30:00 <Bastardly_One> not sure if it's on our PBS but that's what ATS63 means
30:00 <ShadowLurker> /whois doesnt show reg nick
31:00 <ShadowLurker> you fucking moron
31:00 <Serenity> it doesnt matter what they are registering to
31:00 <ilmRg1InT> Serenity: another fault of austnet/services
31:00 <Serenity> not my problem
31:00 <Bastardly_One> if you're on welfare over here stuff costs under $10
31:00 <ilmRg1InT> other networks dont have this issue
31:00 <ShadowLurker> LOOL @ dis cunt
31:00 <Serenity> stop trying to sound like a smart cunt you look retarded
31:00 <faux> π
31:00 <ShadowLurker> -look +are
31:00 <Serenity> A.R
31:00 <ilmRg1InT> have i insulted you yet, or called you names?
31:00 <ilmRg1InT> i'vetries to be constructive and offer helpful advice
32:00 <Ana_Ng> luckily, the oil companies will be sending me $1000 or so check soon
32:00 <ShadowLurker> you are dumb shut up
32:00 <ilmRg1InT> if you dont want to take that advice, that's entirely your prerogative
32:00 <ilmRg1InT> you seem to be struggling
32:00 <ShadowLurker> no
32:00 <ShadowLurker> youre forcing that advice
32:00 <ShadowLurker> theres a diff
32:00 <Serenity> you're trying to make me look like i dont know what im doing. and I know far more than you ever could about it
32:00 <Serenity> so stop
32:00 <ilmRg1InT> i'm sorry if you can only respond to people trying to be helpful with criticism and personal attacks
32:00 <ATS63> Struggling to punch bongs dude
32:00 <Serenity> youve been gone for years adrian
32:00 <Serenity> things have changed
32:00 <ilmRg1InT> 'adrian'?
33:00 <Serenity> oh thats cute
33:00 <Serenity> hes gonna pretend its not him not
33:00 <Serenity> now
33:00 <Serenity> lol
33:00 <ilmRg1InT> i'm a girl.
33:00 <ilmRg1InT> ... 
33:00 <Serenity> you really arent
33:00 <ilmRg1InT> who the fuck is 'adrian'?
33:00 <Bastardly_One> you're a bitch that's for sure
33:00 <ilmRg1InT> you're quite confused.
33:00 <Bastardly_One> but doubtful on being female
33:00 <Serenity> haha
33:00 <Serenity> we know who it is its not female
33:00 <ATS63> Probably just another fat poor person
33:00 <ilmRg1InT> is it really necessary to continue with insults instead of having a nonemotional rational conversation on actual facts?
33:00 <ATS63> They're breeding
34:00 <Serenity> actual facts are you're talking nonsense and you cant seem to understand you dont know what you're talking about
34:00 <Serenity> those are the facts
34:00 <Ana_Ng> I, for one, welcome our new insulter leaders
34:00 <Bastardly_One> stop projecting ATS63
34:00 <ilmRg1InT> there's little point trying to continue this when you're in this state 
34:00 <Bastardly_One> ilmRg1InT and ATS63 seem lovers
34:00 <Serenity> yes im in an awful state...
34:00 <Serenity> lol
34:00 <Sanity_> Serenity: sucks balls.
34:00 <im-a-dumbass> inferno.darktide.net
35:00 <Serenity> rofl
35:00 <Bastardly_One> she so does
35:00 <Bastardly_One> ShadowLurker knows
35:00 <im-a-dumbass> 64.85.171.168
35:00 <ilmRg1InT> im-a-dumbass: and?
35:00 <Serenity> i prfer to lick the balls
35:00 <Sanity_> Serenity: and she licks vagina..... also
35:00 <Serenity> yes i do lick vag
35:00 <Serenity> whats your point
35:00 <ATS63> Balls being licked just before you ejaculate = heaven
35:00 <ATS63> My dog does it sometimes
36:00 <Serenity> rofl
36:00 <Bastardly_One> how would you know
36:00 <Serenity> licks his balls?
36:00 <Ana_Ng> heh
36:00 <ShadowLurker> im-a-dumbass thats what i just found as well
36:00 <ShadowLurker> :)
36:00 <Bastardly_One> oh, the dog licks his balls
36:00 <ShadowLurker> took like 2 mins
36:00 <ShadowLurker> lol
36:00 <speedmonkey> surely youd just google that ip
37:00 <speedmonkey> be on a forum with a shit load of others
37:00 <ATS63> I have a picture of that... hold 5
37:00 <Serenity> a picture of peanut butter?
37:00 <ShadowLurker> ha nice imap
37:00 <ShadowLurker> lets start
37:00 <Serenity> oh dear
37:00 <Serenity> you're on your own now ilmRg1InT
38:00 <ilmRg1InT> how-so?
38:00 <Serenity> i wash my hands
38:00 <ilmRg1InT> of?
38:00 <Serenity> i want to see ATS63's photo
39:00 <ShadowLurker> ftp, ssh, smtp, pop3, imap, http, dns, msa-outlook for starters
39:00 <ilmRg1InT> oh noes. a portscan.
39:00 <ilmRg1InT> of a server
39:00 <ilmRg1InT> offering irc bouncers
39:00 <ShadowLurker> wont take long
39:00 <ilmRg1InT> so - what are you proving?
39:00 <ShadowLurker> nothing yet
40:00 <simba> stop hanging shit on teh new ppl
40:00 <im-a-dumbass> RuGz in Dah hood
40:00 <Serenity> hes not new lol
40:00 <ShadowLurker> he wanted to be "old school"
40:00 <ATS63> Actually no I don't
40:00 <ATS63> End of story
40:00 <Serenity> RUGZ IN DA HOOD haha
40:00 <simba> i mentioned ii yesterday now suddenly im-a-dumbass says hes here
40:00 <Serenity> omg i forgot about that
40:00 <simba> why believe that guy
40:00 <ShadowLurker> "offer advice" aka be a smart cunt
41:00 <Serenity> come on ShadowLurker
41:00 <Serenity> the simple girl on irc couldnt possibly know what to do with a few modes
41:00 <Serenity> its umpassibel
41:00 <ilmRg1InT> shadowLurker: i'm sorry if you feel intimidated by my knowledge and intelligence that you must resort to insults.
41:00 <ShadowLurker> IMPOSSIBRU
41:00 <ShadowLurker> intimidated
41:00 <ShadowLurker> LOL
41:00 <ShadowLurker> nigger please
42:00 <im-a-dumbass> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bbkAgSgzEK4 <<-- this is ilmRg1InT 5/6 years ago
42:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: rugz in da hood (Oct 9, 2009) 2:14 - Category: Comedy - 332 views - 2 likes (40%), 3 dislikes (60%)
42:00 <Serenity> god photos were awful back then
43:00 <simba> sk8erdude03 lololol
43:00 <Bastardly_One> https://33.media.tumblr.com/f3eee37fde5c40422a2b5b6b58cab852/tumblr_mvc4nqKyEJ1s02vreo1_250.gif
43:00 <ShadowLurker> ROFL rugz
44:00 <Serenity> also what is it with irc people and having punch holes in their doors??
44:00 <im-a-dumbass> lol
44:00 <ShadowLurker> cos they cant kick the frames
44:00 <Bastardly_One> or walls
44:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ShadowLurker
44:00 <im-a-dumbass> no carpet, just a matress on the floor
44:00 <Serenity> only chris can do that
44:00 <Bastardly_One> he wont put that back either
44:00 <Bastardly_One> I've asked him heaps
45:00 <Serenity> i laughed so hard
45:00 <Bastardly_One> he did one for me as a christmas present
45:00 <Bastardly_One> did you see that?
45:00 <Serenity> no
45:00 <Bastardly_One> punching a double bong
46:00 <Bastardly_One> and swearing unitelligably
46:00 <Floss> morning
46:00 <Serenity> =/
46:00 <Bastardly_One> or however you spell that
46:00 <Bastardly_One> telling us we're all cunts
46:00 <Bastardly_One> and merry christmas
46:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
46:00 <Bastardly_One> was up for 2 days
46:00 <Bastardly_One> he won't put that back either 
46:00 <Serenity> i try not to look at him
46:00 <Serenity> he makes me feel like i need an acid bath
46:00 <Bastardly_One> I think john was here
46:00 <ATS63> http://i.imgur.com/CDiGupJ.jpg
47:00 <Bastardly_One> and we were bored so asked him to make a new one for us
47:00 <im-a-dumbass> ATS63 is 103.4.17.101
47:00 <Bastardly_One> that google earth day was bad enough too
48:00 <Bastardly_One> no wonder he's so depressed 
48:00 <ilmRg1InT> ShadowLurker: hacked or dos'd me yet or whatever?
48:00 <Bastardly_One> living there
48:00 <Serenity> chris is boring
48:00 <Bastardly_One> he honestly is 
48:00 <Serenity> hes not malicious hes just really thick
48:00 <Bastardly_One> he messages me here and there to say hello
48:00 <Bastardly_One> why I don't really know but he does
48:00 <ShadowLurker> shut up mate 
48:00 <ATS63> Portscan my shell bruzz
48:00 <im-a-dumbass> yeah shut up mate
48:00 <ATS63> I likes it
49:00 <ShadowLurker> im busy with work atm if you must know
49:00 <ilmRg1InT> ShadowLurker: so what was the point then? 
49:00 <ilmRg1InT> right, working.
49:00 <Serenity> yes stop faking your work ShadowLurker
49:00 <Serenity> loser.
49:00 <Bastardly_One> he might be harmless but he's too deluded to be considered nothing but a nuisance
49:00 <Bastardly_One> like Excessive is clearly fucked in the head 
49:00 <Bastardly_One> but really a nuisance stalker
50:00 <im-a-dumbass> B1 youre just as bad as them
50:00 <ilmRg1InT> huh. i was getting so shit-scared over the hacker who was gonna pwn me.
50:00 <im-a-dumbass> if not worse
50:00 <ShadowLurker> yeah man my non existant 13yr long job 
50:00 <Serenity> no one said anything about hacking you
50:00 <Serenity> or 'pwning' you
50:00 <Serenity> thats all your own
50:00 <im-a-dumbass> paranoid
50:00 <Serenity> paranoid
50:00 <ilmRg1InT> Serenity: so the point of posting my irc bouncers ip and the ports open was?
50:00 <im-a-dumbass> :]
50:00 <Bastardly_One> that term is so gay
50:00 <ShadowLurker> I dont recall saying anything like that
50:00 <Bastardly_One> pwned
50:00 <Serenity> maybe there wasnt a point
51:00 <ilmRg1InT> no, there wasnt.
51:00 <Serenity> you're just making it all up as you go
51:00 <ilmRg1InT> which is kinda my point
51:00 <ShadowLurker> rofl
51:00 <Bastardly_One> you had no point to begin with
51:00 <Serenity> or maybe the point is this.
51:00 <Serenity> lol
51:00 <ShadowLurker> what I did was exactly my intention
51:00 <Bastardly_One> you just embarrassed yourself for the last hour or whatever
51:00 <Serenity> its pointing in the right direction
51:00 <Bastardly_One> there was no point
51:00 <ShadowLurker> now its all youre thinking of
51:00 <ShadowLurker> thanks for playing
51:00 <Serenity> hahahah
51:00 <im-a-dumbass> :)
51:00 <Serenity> i love noobs
52:00 <ShadowLurker> same
52:00 <fawks> mm boobs
52:00 <ilmRg1InT> children on the internet. always seem to have that lovely combination of the arrogance and ignorance. it's so embaressingly funny
52:00 <fawks> embaressingly
52:00 <ilmRg1InT> good for entertainment, at least
52:00 <Serenity> yeah damn kids!
52:00 <ShadowLurker> rhey wind up easier than b1s clockwork dildo
52:00 <Bastardly_One> pot or kettle idiot?
52:00 <Bastardly_One> you're the one that questioned her and her bans to begin with
52:00 <fawks> lmao
52:00 <speedmonkey> my mate said he would shout me pills tonight but only if i shelve them
52:00 <fawks> i think ShadowLurker has some competition
52:00 <ilmRg1InT> Bastardly_One: and i stand by everything i said.
52:00 <ShadowLurker> hahahahahah
53:00 <fawks> b1 wants in
53:00 <Serenity> you can stand by it but it doesnt make it any less irrelecant
53:00 <Bastardly_One> ilmRg1InT, then you are clearly an assuming idiot
53:00 <Serenity> IRRELECANT
53:00 <Serenity> ..
53:00 <ilmRg1InT> Bastardly_One: what am i assuming?
53:00 <ShadowLurker> see normally a person would have just gone silent at the first sign of being an idiot
53:00 <fawks> sif normality on irc
53:00 <Bastardly_One> that she has no knowledge when in fact she could do better than some of the ircops on this network
54:00 <Serenity> its like someone walking up to a group of people talking and laughing ridiculously at something they dont know what they're laughing at
54:00 <Serenity> thats ilmRg1InT right now
54:00 <ilmRg1InT> Bastardly_One: and where did i say that, or question Serenitys ability, or insult Serenity, or question her intelligence or ability?
54:00 <ShadowLurker> looooool
54:00 <ilmRg1InT> i think you'll find that i've been nice, courteous, and actually trying to be helpful
54:00 <Bastardly_One> right at the start of your bullshit
54:00 <ShadowLurker> wow
54:00 <Bastardly_One> keep up with your own crap son
54:00 <ilmRg1InT> unfortunately, it hasnt been taken in the intent
54:00 <Serenity> im just an innocent owner of a vagina who knows nuffin
54:00 <ShadowLurker> hahahahahaha dis cunt
54:00 <ilmRg1InT> which is unfortunate that you're unable to see the positive rather than trying to read in negative.
55:00 <Bastardly_One> you started with the assumption she had no idea how to do her ban right
55:00 <ilmRg1InT> despite a user who can change their userhost, there are still opportunities to try and circumvent them - i got laughed it. great. move on.
55:00 <ShadowLurker>  one offer of advice.  sure ok. but carrying on like you did has many negative connotations. 
55:00 <fawks> key points of this conversation: 1. no one cares. 2. sez can ban. 3. ilmRg1InT's alt caps make me ill 4. b1 wants to dominate sezs vag til he drowns
55:00 <im-a-dumbass> A ban he said would work but didn't work :)
55:00 <ilmRg1InT> 'alt caps'?
56:00 <Bastardly_One> lol @ 4.
56:00 <ShadowLurker> hahahaha
56:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm off cunts for a while ... you had to be here before
56:00 <Bastardly_One> until tomorrow anyway
56:00 <ShadowLurker> cos youre gay
56:00 <Bastardly_One> yep!
56:00 <ShadowLurker> we know this
56:00 <Serenity> fawks
56:00 <ilmRg1InT> im-a-dumbass: it covered the first three iterations of you joining the channel - whether it could be circumvented beyond that is irrelevant. it still should have been considered - as a pre-emptive ban - as you wouldnt be aware of it, as you wouldnt be here. i'm not suggesting it was a long-term solution, as there *isnt* one
56:00 <fawks> oh therenity thtop
56:00 <Serenity> you disfusting bitch
56:00 <Serenity> LOL
56:00 <fawks> lmao
56:00 <Serenity> er
56:00 <im-a-dumbass> B1 == aids
56:00 <Serenity> disgusting
57:00 <fawks> aids is afraid of  catching b1
57:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... fawks
57:00 <ilmRg1InT> do we really need to go over this again?
57:00 <Serenity> ilmRg1InT let me stop you right there
57:00 <fawks> lolololol that line will never get old
57:00 <Bastardly_One> I was enjoying being moody
57:00 <ShadowLurker> there's the backflip
57:00 <Serenity> "as you wouldnt be aware of it"
57:00 <Serenity> he can see in here
57:00 <Bastardly_One> now she made me laugh 
57:00 <Serenity> whether his active nick is or isnt
57:00 <Serenity> you would know this if you werent a noob
57:00 <Serenity> just stop
57:00 <ShadowLurker> hahahahahah
57:00 <Serenity> you look stupid
57:00 <ilmRg1InT> Serenity: perhaps, i prefer not to assume that.
57:00 <im-a-dumbass> ilmRg1InT/Ruggero, You can shut up now, no one cares for your whinging
57:00 <Serenity> you dont need to assume it
57:00 <fawks> CAN WE SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT BANS
57:00 <Bastardly_One> seriously ilmRg1InT stop for one second
57:00 <Bastardly_One> and
57:00 <Serenity> just stop thinking you have some insight i dont because its embarrassing
57:00 <Bastardly_One> read your own shit 
57:00 <ilmRg1InT> hammer time?
58:00 <Bastardly_One> you are surely must realise how embarrasing you are to yourself right?
58:00 <fawks> i wish maurice were here
58:00 <Bastardly_One> just stop and move on 
58:00 <Serenity> me too
58:00 <fawks> she'd ban dis fgt
58:00 <Serenity> i love that slut
58:00 <Serenity> which fgt
58:00 <Bastardly_One> you've looked like an idiot for the last hour or whatever
58:00 <Bastardly_One> move on 
58:00 <ShadowLurker> sluts?
58:00 <Bastardly_One> shut up
58:00 <fawks> ilmRg1InT
58:00 <Serenity> oh yeah she would
58:00 <ATS63> I agree this conversation is shit
58:00 <Serenity> i cant thats bias
58:00 <ilmRg1InT> Serenity: you're acting as though i'm trying to 'better you' or 'one up you', instead of simply treating it as advice.  instead you wanted to antagonise and draw it out.  great, that's your prerogative, ut this has been going on for what - 30mins now? is it really conducive to a good chatting environment?
59:00 <fawks> sheed be like
59:00 <ATS63> Can we talk about skiing? Poor people ski right?
59:00 <fawks> "You're an idiot."
59:00 <ilmRg1InT> can we move on already?
59:00 <fawks> "my boob hurts"
59:00 <Serenity> im not even talking about it with you
59:00 <ilmRg1InT> great.
59:00 <ShadowLurker> we can once you shut up
59:00 <Bastardly_One> you started that by questioning her banning abilities
59:00 <ilmRg1InT> yeah, i'm the one continuing this.
59:00 <Serenity> you made yourself look like a dick i dont need to carry it on
59:00 <fawks> as if adrian knows what conducive is
59:00 <Bastardly_One> just sit down and shut up
59:00 <ilmRg1InT> Bastardly: you call it 'questioning'
59:00 <fawks> this cannot be him
59:00 <fawks> i refuse to believe it
59:00 <ShadowLurker> loool
59:00 <Serenity> i would massage maurices boob with my mouth
59:00 <ilmRg1InT> i love how almost all internet 'arguments' start off as misunderstandings
59:00 <Bastardly_One> we all call it questioning
00:00 <mrdanger> lol
00:00 <mrdanger> lets all hug and make up
00:00 <Bastardly_One> no
00:00 <Serenity> she needs a ruddy good seeing to
00:00 <fawks> hi dangerous dude
00:00 <mrdanger> hey foe
00:00 <mrdanger> whats news
00:00 <Bastardly_One> I'll catch aids off BlackDevil ... I aint hugging nobody!
00:00 <fawks> not much, eating a tuna salad
00:00 <ShadowLurker> I heard that adrian is suxh a faggot that one night he had 30 dicks go thru him
00:00 <fawks> highlight of my day.
00:00 <fawks> hows you
00:00 <ShadowLurker>  SUXH
01:00 <Serenity> i wish i had tuna salad
01:00 <ilmRg1InT> so who's adrian?
01:00 <ShadowLurker> a faggot
01:00 <mrdanger> good, avoiding lots of homework/work that i should be doing
01:00 <Bastardly_One> SUXH is the arabic version of suck
01:00 <Bastardly_One> not a typo
01:00 <ilmRg1InT> fair enough
01:00 <fawks> me too :'(
01:00 <Serenity> i might make a salsa to go with my fish
01:00 <Bastardly_One> *sucks
01:00 <Serenity> lol this is the reason im arguing on irc
01:00 <fawks> 50% essay due monday and i've only written 250 words
01:00 <ilmRg1InT> only adrian i know is on freenode
01:00 <mrdanger> you can do mine as well fawks
01:00 <Serenity> im avoiding school work
01:00 <fawks> no u do it
01:00 <ShadowLurker> ive got some salsa for your fish
01:00 <fawks> how about we do each other
01:00 <Bastardly_One> haven't you decided on the fish thing yet?
01:00 <fawks> each others*
01:00 <fawks> :|
01:00 <mrdanger> hahah
02:00 <mrdanger> yeah right, you meant it the first time
02:00 <ShadowLurker> someone quote that
02:00 <ShadowLurker> stat
02:00 <Serenity> ill make ShadowLurker a fish burher
02:00 <Bastardly_One> freudian slip there by fawks
02:00 <fawks> i may or may not have
02:00 <Serenity> bugrer
02:00 <Serenity> ;LKNFG;DRGHF
02:00 <fawks> mein burher
02:00 <ShadowLurker> id eat ur fishburger
02:00 <fawks> ew
02:00 <ShadowLurker> id eat ot good
02:00 <Serenity> ill do some salad n shit for me
02:00 <ShadowLurker> it*
02:00 <fawks> fishburger is so rank lol
02:00 <Bastardly_One> now she's onto tossing salads
03:00 <Bastardly_One> pervert
03:00 <fawks> does that turn you on b1
03:00 <ShadowLurker> hot
03:00 <Serenity> that reminds me of friends fawks
03:00 <Bastardly_One> hell yes *creepy grin*
03:00 <Serenity> no dont wash it
03:00 <Serenity> i like it dirty
03:00 <fawks> b1 has a folder of Serenity quotes he jerks off to
03:00 <Bastardly_One> and your's
03:00 <Serenity> plz stop
03:00 <fawks> dont
04:00 <Serenity> lol
04:00 <fawks> my mum is a metal detector irl
04:00 <Serenity> see its not nice
04:00 <Bastardly_One> there probably is some creep that has ... she gets some special people annoying her
04:00 <fawks> everywhere she goes she finds coins
04:00 <mrdanger> im gunna win powerball tonight
04:00 <fawks> and just money in general
04:00 <mrdanger> 70 mil
04:00 <Serenity> i want a metal detector
04:00 <Serenity> no you arent mrdanger i am
04:00 <fawks> i think shes found like $50 in the past week
04:00 <fawks> just $2 coins
04:00 <fawks> every time we  talk shes pissing herself laughing at how shes found something
04:00 <fawks> gosh
05:00 <Bastardly_One> wish I had that luck
05:00 <fawks> i cant even fi nd me socks in the morning
05:00 <ATS63> fawks: you can prevent this with a tin foil hat
05:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah likewise
05:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
05:00 <ShadowLurker> Serenity
05:00 <fawks> sux
05:00 <fawks> LOL OWNED
05:00 <ShadowLurker> theres a sushi van out front
05:00 <Serenity> :|
05:00 <fawks> sooshy
05:00 <Serenity> why u do dis
05:00 <mrdanger> i once rode my bike across town to get weed when i was a youngster and had a pocket full of gold coins, when i got to the other side of town my pockets were empty so i had to ride back looking for all the coins
05:00 <mrdanger> took me hours
05:00 <ATS63> Weird...
05:00 <fawks> LOL
05:00 <mrdanger> but its okay because i got my weed in the end
06:00 <fawks> that is the best story
06:00 <ATS63> I searched google for foil lined clothing
06:00 <Serenity> hhahah
06:00 <ATS63> Top result: underwear
06:00 <ATS63> Is that for airport security I wonder
06:00 <ShadowLurker> :/
06:00 <fawks> my old neighbour was like 40+  and once he knocked on my door with a handful of coins and asked me if i had a spare $5 cos he needed weed
06:00 <fawks> fuck i wanted to smash his face in
06:00 <mrdanger> lololol
07:00 <Bastardly_One> that's rich ... knocking on someone's door for cash
07:00 <fawks> my favourite was one time he rings me and says
07:00 <fawks> in the most depressed voice...
07:00 <fawks> "hey do you have any ice cream.. i couldnt afford any this week"
07:00 <fawks> .....................
07:00 <Bastardly_One> apparently it's common in a suburb of melbourne to get junkies on your doorstep door to door begging
07:00 <fawks> and im like yeah its such a necessity
07:00 <mrdanger> ahahaha
07:00 <Serenity> rofl
07:00 <Serenity> aw :(
07:00 <mrdanger> why does he have your number?
07:00 <mrdanger> you weirdo
07:00 <fawks> and then i said "i have chocolate"
07:00 <fawks> and he said
07:00 <fawks> "nah i dont like chocolate
07:00 <fawks> COS BEGGARS CAN BE CHOOSERS YOU FUCKING CUNT
07:00 <mrdanger> literal begging
08:00 <fawks> i had all my neighbours numbers 
08:00 <ATS63> Thats always a good one. Beggers wanting money for food. You offer them food and they don't take it
08:00 <fawks> i lived alone, and they came in handy if i needed them
08:00 <fawks> once he knocked on my door with an empty botle of milk
08:00 <fawks> and asked me to fill it
08:00 <Serenity> i said a dollar bitch *throws sandwich*
08:00 <fawks> because he couldnt wait for his mum to buy him bread and milk the next da y
09:00 <Bastardly_One> I did that with an old guy years ago ... offered him a meal rather than cash and he accepted and turned out to be a really nice old man actually
09:00 <fawks> fuck if i reach 40 and rely on me mum to buy my bread and milk pls kill me
09:00 <Bastardly_One> I took him to hare krishnas
09:00 <Bastardly_One> bread and milk is like $5
09:00 <mrdanger> fawks: yeah, he doesnt sound like a particularly upstanding chap
09:00 <Bastardly_One> and lasts more than one day
09:00 <fawks> hes a fuckwit
10:00 <ilmRg1InT> huh. sezz is serenity. fuck i'm slow.
10:00 <fawks> he had his own business but just smoked weed all night and slept all day and worked for like 3 hours in the afternoon
10:00 <ilmRg1InT> i should have /whois'd earlier.
10:00 <Serenity> ...
10:00 <Bastardly_One> sounds a real winner fawks
10:00 <mrdanger> sounds like a good business model
10:00 <Serenity> are you saying this in mains because you want everyone to know?
10:00 <fawks> everynight at like 3am i heard his smoke alarm go off from some dodgy vomit frozen shit he was cooking in the oven
10:00 <mrdanger> haha
11:00 <fawks> so glad i dont live ther anymore lol
11:00 <fawks> my neighbours here are all amazing
11:00 <ilmRg1InT> Serenity: dont really care tbh
11:00 <mrdanger> any hot dudes to bang?
11:00 <mrdanger> bangbangbang
11:00 <fawks> nah
11:00 <Serenity> clearly you do you bought it up
11:00 <fawks> theyre mostly women tbh
11:00 <fawks> theres a turkish man with like 49 kids across the other building
11:00 <ilmRg1InT> serenity: pretty sure we used to talk a lot a few years ago, that's the funny thing
11:00 <Serenity> any hot women to bang?
11:00 <ilmRg1InT> i didnt realise your nick had changed
11:00 <Bastardly_One> Serenity gets the best crushes
12:00 <fawks> theyre so funny, they just spend most of their time in their garage having bbqa
12:00 <fawks> bbqs*
12:00 <mrdanger> noice
12:00 <Bastardly_One> I might get jealous at her taking all the special people 
12:00 <mrdanger> my gf is going to les mis tonight so i have the house to myself
12:00 <ShadowLurker> youre special
12:00 <fawks> fap time
12:00 <fawks> fuk ye
12:00 <mrdanger> after last nights passive aggressive stand off it is fucking necessary
12:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah, that's what I mean ShadowLurker
12:00 <mrdanger> women are annoying 
12:00 <fawks> what happened
12:00 <Bastardly_One> she's taking all of them from me 
12:00 <Serenity> men are annoying-er.
12:00 <Bastardly_One> women are cunts
13:00 <ShadowLurker> sif wait for em to go to have a wank
13:00 <ShadowLurker> u wanna wank then wank
13:00 <ilmRg1InT> wonder if other people i used to talk to have changed their nick
13:00 <mrdanger> i was at uni all day, left a *little* bit of a mess, she came home before me and by the time i got home she'd cleaned up and cooked dinner and was incredibly angry
13:00 <mrdanger> lol
13:00 <ilmRg1InT> cat^dog, mixy, etc
13:00 <Serenity> just say who are you ffs ilmRg1InT you're clearly begging fomr someone to ask
13:00 <ShadowLurker> lol
13:00 <fawks> whats your definition of a little bit of mess 
13:00 <fawks> lol
13:00 <Bastardly_One> who were you ilmRg1InT?
13:00 <ilmRg1InT> Serenity: .. nope?
13:00 <Bastardly_One> I know cat^dog
13:00 <Bastardly_One> who were you?
13:00 <fawks> like did you shit in the sink or just leave some clothes out on the bed
14:00 <Bastardly_One> he
14:00 <Serenity> yeah i think men and womens 'little mess' is really different
14:00 <Serenity> lol
14:00 <Bastardly_One> s a guy
14:00 <Bastardly_One> yep
14:00 <mrdanger> it was a couple of plates and some empty beer bottles, but i had today off so i was like pfft ill do it tomorrow
14:00 <mrdanger> but she's a bit of a neat freak
14:00 <Bastardly_One> our idea of a little mess is a tornado just went through the house
14:00 <fawks> that doesnt seem to bad
14:00 <Bastardly_One> is that seriously all?
14:00 <Serenity> nek minnut its like all the plates in the cupboard and a carton of beer
14:00 <Serenity> haha
15:00 <fawks> lolllllllll
15:00 <Serenity> hahah
15:00 <mrdanger> she's just a stress head
15:00 <mrdanger> its not fun
15:00 <ATS63> Date a girl with strong personality for her tits... only if she has a submissive sister. Thats the rule.
15:00 <fawks> .
15:00 <fawks> this is why i couldnt live with a boy
15:00 <mrdanger> we're going to malaysia in a couple of weeks, then i will have to evaluate the whole relationship jive
15:00 <fawks> hed bitch about me online cos id be like CAN YOU USE A FUCKING COASTER
16:00 <mrdanger> i was thinking about moving overseas/interstate anyway
16:00 <fawks> oh rly
16:00 <fawks> where
16:00 <Bastardly_One> mrdanger nuh it's a muslim country ... she'll learn her place on the holiday mate
16:00 <Serenity> sounds like youve already evaluated it tbh
16:00 <Bastardly_One> ;)
16:00 <mrdanger> not a particularly muslim country, you can drink and what not
16:00 <Ana_Ng> jibe
16:00 <mrdanger> and theres lots of chinese girls in short shorts
17:00 <Bastardly_One> I was being flippant dude
17:00 <Bastardly_One> but you do sound like you've 3/4s made your mind up
17:00 <Serenity> thats not really the right word is it
17:00 <mrdanger> fawks: canada, if not just WA/qld
17:00 <Bastardly_One> or just bitchy today
17:00 <Bastardly_One> facetious
17:00 <Bastardly_One> not flippant
17:00 <Serenity> lol
17:00 <mrdanger> facetious you say
18:00 <mrdanger> oh the muslim comment?
18:00 <Bastardly_One> I was waiting to be ripped for the putting her in her place comment
18:00 <mrdanger> yeah i dig
18:00 <ilmRg1InT> hrm, wonder if bassbabe85 still comes on
18:00 <mrdanger> ilmRg1InT she's got an irc baby now
18:00 <Serenity> no
18:00 <mrdanger> like the rest of them
18:00 <fawks> hm i wonder if anyone cares
18:00 <mrdanger> and she had a falling out with all the bitches here i think
18:00 <ilmRg1InT> srsly?
18:00 <Serenity> hahaha
18:00 <mrdanger> bitches be bitchin
18:00 <Serenity> she disowned me because i talk to fawks
18:00 <Bastardly_One> who were you ilmRg1InT?
18:00 <fawks> loool
18:00 <Bastardly_One> it's a simple question
18:00 <ilmRg1InT> b1: does it matter?
18:00 <Bastardly_One> yes
19:00 <mrdanger> it only matters if you have boobs
19:00 <mrdanger> and are willing to show them
19:00 <Bastardly_One> I want to know who you were
19:00 <Serenity> im always willing
19:00 <Serenity> hahaha
19:00 <mrdanger> Serenity: boobs pls
19:00 <Serenity> trust fred
19:00 <Ana_Ng> handbra
19:00 <Serenity> hand bra is old news
20:00 <mrdanger> did we ever figure out who has the best boobs of melbourne?
20:00 <mrdanger> other than me
20:00 <FredFlinstone> <:o)
20:00 <Serenity> yeah liinda
20:00 <ilmRg1InT> hrm, no swashblade either
20:00 <ShadowLurker> boobs
21:00 <Bastardly_One> I thought liinda who hasn't been seen since 
21:00 <Serenity> liinda then probably mew
21:00 <Serenity> hers are like rocks
21:00 <Bastardly_One> and then serenity then demons run
21:00 <Bastardly_One> mews were my least favourite
21:00 <mrdanger> Serenity: i saw the 4 boob shot thingy 
21:00 <mrdanger> but i didnt know whos were whos
21:00 <Bastardly_One> they got named in the end
21:00 <Serenity> i put names on them but liinda got upset :(
21:00 <mrdanger> oh okay
22:00 <Serenity> so i took it down
22:00 <Bastardly_One> everyone kept asking
22:00 <Bastardly_One> did she?
22:00 <mrdanger> where is the cock-shot montage?
22:00 <Bastardly_One> or are we assuming that because she hasn't been around?
22:00 <Serenity> i wanted one!
22:00 <Serenity> no one would do it
22:00 <Serenity> no she said Bastardly_One
22:00 <Serenity> shut up you're rambling
22:00 <Bastardly_One> excessive did a joke shot
22:00 <Bastardly_One> that was scary
22:00 <FredFlinstone> lol
23:00 <mrdanger> boobs are pretty good
23:00 <Serenity> i wanted dicks
23:00 <mrdanger> my gf has boobs
23:00 <mrdanger> true story
23:00 <Serenity> boobs are glorious
24:00 <Bastardly_One> OW!
24:00 <Bastardly_One> I just did a personal injury only guys commando in jeans could relate to
24:00 <fawks> vom
24:00 <Bastardly_One> more like ow
24:00 <Bastardly_One> but yeah
25:00 <mrdanger> fawks loves thinking about you going commando in jeans
25:00 <faux> don't 
25:00 <Serenity> why would you stuff your old man balls into a pair of jeans commando
25:00 <ShadowLurker> lol
25:00 <mrdanger> that said, if you're over 12 and going commando you need to evaluate your life choices
25:00 <Serenity> unless you're female
25:00 <Bastardly_One> I prefer commando to boxers or jocks *shrugs*
25:00 <ShadowLurker> i cant
25:00 <ATS63> Correct me if I'm wrong, but wouldn't it hurt more if you got your vag caught in the fly?
25:00 <ShadowLurker> my balls hang too low
26:00 <Serenity> i dont want to think about your hairless sack flapping around in your jeans
26:00 <faux> I prefer you didn't make reference to your shriveled up cum cannon
26:00 <mrdanger> ahaha
26:00 <mrdanger> nicely put faux
26:00 <Serenity> im not sure what vaginas youve seen but i dont know how a vagina would get caught in a zip
26:00 <Bastardly_One> dust cannon
26:00 <mrdanger> I have a small penis
26:00 <Bastardly_One> get it right
26:00 <faux> pics
26:00 <mrdanger> lets do a penis size competition
26:00 <mrdanger> prizes for smallest
26:00 <ATS63> I imagine its possible in tight jeans
26:00 <Serenity> but the flaps dont face the front
26:00 <Serenity> ow are they getting caught
26:00 <ShadowLurker> lol
26:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I was thinking ... how the fuck do you get your vag caught in a zip?
27:00 <faux> Ye I was gonna say ye ye ^^^ 
27:00 <ShadowLurker> clearly hasnt seen a vagina
27:00 <mrdanger> what if you have one of those giant clits?
27:00 <Serenity> might get your pubes stuck i guess
27:00 <mrdanger> that looks like a small penis
27:00 <ATS63> Never, please illustrate in ascii
27:00 <Serenity> imagine if your flaps were on the front bit tho lol
27:00 <Serenity> would make peeing fun
27:00 <ShadowLurker> LOL
27:00 <Bastardly_One> if your pubes get caught even ... trim that fucking forest
28:00 <mrdanger> fuck it, i think im gunna write off this weekend and just start drinking beer now.
28:00 <Bastardly_One> you're not a yeti
28:00 <mrdanger> taking my lady friend to philip island for the weekend
28:00 <mrdanger> hoping to kick a penguin in the ntus
28:00 <mrdanger> nuts*
28:00 <faux> if you have wing sized flaps that look like a 3 week old beef kebab I can so imagine it getting caught in the zipper
28:00 <Floss> nuts!
28:00 <Bastardly_One> yuck
28:00 <Floss> Meat Drapes!
28:00 <Bastardly_One> so Mel?
28:00 <mrdanger> lolol
29:00 <mrdanger> has jess/thecrow been back of late?
29:00 <Serenity> she said something gross about her pubes once
29:00 <mrdanger> is she still buddies with mel?
29:00 <Serenity> she hasnt been back since she boned john
29:00 <mrdanger> lol
29:00 <faux> No idea
29:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I think Mel and her stopped being friends over that
29:00 <mrdanger> i like how she messaged me to come over when she was the cinema with one of the irc dudes
29:00 <Bastardly_One> then he moved on to Mel
29:00 <mrdanger> fucking weird chick
29:00 <Serenity> shes fatter than she lets on too
30:00 <mrdanger> jess?
30:00 <Bastardly_One> which one?
30:00 <Serenity> jess yes
30:00 <Bastardly_One> jess is big
30:00 <faux> lmao
30:00 <faux> Tag team 
30:00 <Bastardly_One> she messaged me on FB because I associate with someone she is in lust with
30:00 <Serenity> john showed a pic on fb of them standing somewhere and shes much bigger than she says
30:00 <mrdanger> I think she's steadily getting bigger, as lots of people do
30:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm like that's great!
30:00 <Bastardly_One> she's huge man 
30:00 <faux> Your face book is the most hilarious thing I have ever seen
30:00 <Serenity> i wouldnt call her huge...
30:00 <mrdanger> I made the sex with her several times, I'm aware of her size
30:00 <mrdanger> unfortunate really
30:00 <Floss> playing with fire talking about girls weight hey....
31:00 <ATS63> Well then. Guess I'm wrong
31:00 <Bastardly_One> huge by his standards of big I think
31:00 <Serenity> shes just not this tiny person she lets on
31:00 <faux> God Aaron 
31:00 <faux> Standards pls
31:00 <Floss> we dont take kindly to jibs about our bodies lol
31:00 <mrdanger> tiny as in short
31:00 <Bastardly_One> but most people are 12 - 14 and that's normal
31:00 <Serenity> MY BOOBS ARE THE BIGGEST BOOBS IN THE WORLD BUT IM TEENY TINY
31:00 <mrdanger> she's like 5'2
31:00 <mrdanger> lol
31:00 <Bastardly_One> I've never met her 
31:00 <mrdanger> faux: I was drunk?
31:00 <Serenity> vag is a vag
31:00 <Floss> i have a fat arse which is why i cant have cake
31:00 <Floss> bahahaha
31:00 <Bastardly_One> she says she has met me though ... if I have I don't remember
32:00 <Serenity> im fat too
32:00 <mrdanger> I thought she was fun for a while but like most ladies it turned out she craycray
32:00 <ATS63> A vag is not a vag
32:00 <Serenity> im poor
32:00 <Floss> fat powaahh
32:00 <Floss> lol
32:00 <Bastardly_One> who cares Floss ... eat the fucker
32:00 <Serenity> john said she was nuts
32:00 <Serenity> like legit nuts
32:00 <Bastardly_One> won't change your personality
32:00 <Serenity> but who knows
32:00 <Floss> serenity, we are storing for next winter
32:00 <ATS63> Tight cunts is where its at
32:00 <Bastardly_One> that's it ... those two are mental
32:00 <Floss> we are being responsible
32:00 <Serenity> exactly floss
32:00 <Serenity> conserving energy
32:00 <Floss> saint like almost
32:00 <ATS63> Girls have no comprehension of vaginal elasticity, I swear
32:00 <Floss> LOL
33:00 <Bastardly_One> who cares if the person's personality is good 
33:00 <Floss> what do you mean ats63
33:00 <Bastardly_One> but those two are busy calling every other female anything under the sun
33:00 <wily> DANCE KOOKABURRA
33:00 <mrdanger> yeah girls with big vaginas just think guys have small penii
33:00 <Bastardly_One> and they need to look in some mirrors
33:00 <ATS63> I mean if you've got a big vag you dont know it
33:00 <Floss> we pass fkn watermelon babies thru them!
33:00 <ATS63> And if you've got a tiny vag you don't know it
33:00 <Serenity> how do you not know it
33:00 <Floss> how are you meant to know?
33:00 <ATS63> Probably cause you never put a penis in it
33:00 <Floss> is there a unit of measurement for vag
34:00 <ShadowLurker> yes
34:00 <Serenity> hahhaa
34:00 <Bastardly_One> there is actually
34:00 <Serenity> whatt
34:00 <ShadowLurker> how many fingers you can fit
34:00 <mrdanger> Serenity: nah she's not nuts.. she's just insecure and stuff
34:00 <Floss> i am approx 1.5 willie lengths lol
34:00 <ATS63> At least, one that you have a sensation of feeling with
34:00 <mrdanger> she lies a lot though, to save face i suspect
34:00 <Floss> well im 3.2!
34:00 <mrdanger> she told lots of lies about me because i didnt want to date her
34:00 <ShadowLurker> and depends on the size of the fingers
34:00 <Serenity> i dislocated a finger with my box i think im good
34:00 <mrdanger> she said i wanted a relationship and she didnt lol
34:00 <ShadowLurker> :)
34:00 <Floss> LOL serenity
35:00 <Bastardly_One> wd Serenity
35:00 <Floss> that would be a great emergency room story
35:00 <ShadowLurker> wasnt fun at the time
35:00 <ShadowLurker> that hurt
35:00 <Serenity> hahahahah
35:00 <ShadowLurker> funny now tho
35:00 <Serenity> mrdanger sounds like stories a lot of girls tell tbh
35:00 <Floss> i have some nurses from here as clients theyve told me a few stories
35:00 <ATS63> Serenity: suppose you're never short of a bottle opener then
35:00 <Floss> ppl are so random with what they decide will go in the butt lol
35:00 <ATS63> Still doesn't mean its good
35:00 <Bastardly_One> I was told of someone that went to A and E recently with heart irregularity and had to explain it was electro play
36:00 <Bastardly_One> that would of been embarrassing
36:00 <Serenity> ive seen a page floss of xrays of peoples colons
36:00 <Serenity> pens n shit..
36:00 <Bastardly_One> jars
36:00 <Serenity> dinky cars
36:00 <Serenity> like.. why
36:00 <Floss> LOL hey doodle i got my new multimedia center for the sorento in the mail today
36:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah, why
36:00 <ATS63> Beer cans
36:00 <Doodle> onicew
36:00 <Floss> you can set what car badge you want for the openeing screen, I'm going with Mercedes
36:00 <Doodle> -w
36:00 <Doodle> lol yeah i have that on my gps
36:00 <Floss> rofl
36:00 <Floss> cause, why would u choose kia
37:00 <faux> You can't say happiness without penis!
37:00 <Doodle> it still says bmw i think from my last car
37:00 <faux> Oh
37:00 <Doodle> looool
37:00 <Doodle> hai fauxypoos
37:00 <Floss> the instruction book is broken english so u know its top quality stuff
37:00 <Serenity> ppenis sure makes me happy
37:00 <Doodle> oh yeh
37:00 <Doodle> chinglish
37:00 <Floss> lol yes
37:00 <Floss> for gps turn on make good noise wait for
37:00 <ShadowLurker> :)
37:00 <Floss> OK!
37:00 <Doodle> loool
38:00 <Serenity> ffs got rid of one cat and the other cunt turns up
38:00 <Floss> its in a kia so fuck it
38:00 <Doodle> kiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiia
38:00 <Floss> i go for a stroll bbs
38:00 <Doodle> bai
40:00 <mrdanger> im still waiting for boobs
40:00 <mrdanger> dodole can i see your boobs
40:00 <Doodle> sure
40:00 <ATS63> Lowered kia's with spoilers get all the leb bitches
41:00 <Doodle> http://www.wwenews.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/obvious-troll-is-obvious.jpg
41:00 <Serenity> ( . y . )
42:00 <ATS63> http://spbcar.ru/news/en/i/2012-10-31/01-kia-justice-league-sema-2012-628.jpg
42:00 <ilmRg1InT> wow.
43:00 <ATS63> Hyundai's are worse
44:00 <ilmRg1InT> needs moar monaro
44:00 <ilmRg1InT> fulsik uleh
44:00 <mrdanger> my hot gf: https://scontent-a-sjc.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/l/t1.0-9/s720x720/10269393_10152390124562812_4587424205221822848_n.jpg
45:00 <Serenity> http://imgur.com/w5nSUzX there you go doctor. you didnt specify naked boobs
45:00 <Doodle> http://cdn.iwastesomuchtime.com/26201310174.gif
46:00 <mrdanger> Serenity: that's rude
46:00 <Serenity> loll
46:00 <Serenity> rofl Doodle its rooster
46:00 <Doodle> haha yeah
46:00 <ATS63> Serenity: meh. 5/10. I bets they hang
47:00 <ATS63> Actually make it 4/10
47:00 <Serenity> lol
47:00 <Serenity> to the grounddd
47:00 <Serenity> i trip over them
47:00 <milk> specialisation is the only way to compete in a large marketplace
47:00 <ATS63> Why get toilet paper?
50:00 <mrdanger> milk: just like in porn
51:00 <ShadowLurker> http://onlyboobsforyou.tumblr.com/image/95189425567
51:00 <mrdanger> so whats everyones favourite porn site?
52:00 <Serenity> anything with boobs
52:00 <ShadowLurker> http://onlyboobsforyou.tumblr.com/image/95187807277
53:00 <mrdanger> she looks quite young
53:00 <mrdanger> Serenity: www.fantasti.cc
53:00 <BlackDevil> Cant wait to hit the road again in November with Powerman 5000 and American Head charge! 
53:00 <Serenity> :o
53:00 <BlackDevil> i think thats a good lineup
55:00 <ilmRg1InT> huh. new ep of suits
55:00 <mrdanger> ShadowLurker: http://fantasti.cc/user/naughtydad/images/image/4451794/
56:00 <mrdanger> wb fawks
57:00 <mrdanger> we were just discussing your boobs
57:00 <Serenity> good lord
57:00 <Serenity> boobies
58:00 <Rak> second from the right
00:00 <mrdanger> hmm.. not a lot of typing going on now
00:00 <mrdanger> busy hands
00:00 <Serenity> second from the left
00:00 <Serenity> all of them
01:00 <ShadowLurker> all the boobs o/
01:00 <Ana_Ng> underboob
01:00 <ShadowLurker> fuck off you
03:00 <Serenity> my face feels hot like im sunburnt.. wtf
03:00 <ShadowLurker> arousal
04:00 <Serenity> no.
04:00 <Serenity> i think its the hay fever
04:00 <Doodle> could be exposure to radiation, any chemtrails outside?
04:00 <Ana_Ng> food allergy
04:00 <Serenity> millions Doodle
04:00 <ATS63> AIDs
04:00 <Serenity> i live near the airport remember
04:00 <Doodle> oh, you're fucked
05:00 <Doodle> sometimes when the planes are going overhead really low, do you stand out the back and go 'how's the serenity?'
05:00 <ShadowLurker> lol
06:00 <ShadowLurker> lookin at the power lines
06:00 <Serenity> hahah yes!
06:00 <Doodle> lolol
07:00 <ATS63> http://www.9news.com.au/world/2014/08/20/11/52/biker-somersaults-lands-on-moving-car-on-his-feet
08:00 <British^Meat> indeed
08:00 <British^Meat> that footage stop suddenly
08:00 <British^Meat> probably like the car he landed on
08:00 <Adonis> I survived the night
08:00 <British^Meat> thus, sending him spiraling into the concrete
09:00 <Serenity> lol Adonis yay
10:00 <ATS63> That journalist footage stopped suddenly too, thus the head was rubber
10:00 <Adonis> lots of codeine did the trick lol
10:00 <British^Meat> oh, wait the footage i saw stopped as soon as he landed on it
10:00 <British^Meat> i now believe this footage to be real, and not a ruse
11:00 <ATS63> I don't like your ruse
11:00 <British^Meat> im not rusing
11:00 <British^Meat> there is no ruse
13:00 <Serenity> wonder if i can send porn to the tv
13:00 <mrdanger> http://www.iflscience.com/technology/scientists-create-transparent-solar-concentrator
13:00 <mrdanger> \coo
13:00 <ilmRg1InT> that's pretty neat
13:00 <Adonis> http://iview.abc.net.au/programs/head-first/DO1333V002S00 this one Serenity ?
13:00 <ilmRg1InT> efficiency is pretty crap tho :(
14:00 <Serenity> yes Adonis
14:00 <Serenity> the main guy in that is a wanker and a half
14:00 <mrdanger> the mirror is a trigger and your mouths a gunnnnn
14:00 <BlackDevil> Bastardly_One
15:00 <BlackDevil> lets hug
15:00 <Adonis> lol the twi8ns
15:00 <Adonis> fuck nick is a faggot
15:00 <Adonis> I remember last time I saw him at the tunnel
15:00 <Adonis> I've used cjc1295 and ipamorellin
15:00 <Adonis> olawdy
15:00 <Serenity> the main one
15:00 <Serenity> gets so angry every time they mention drugs
15:00 <Serenity> its obvious theyre hiding something
16:00 <Adonis> I'll watch it
16:00 <mrdanger> is that the aesthetics thing?
16:00 <Adonis> oh the twins used to get their shit from the same place as I did
16:00 <Serenity> someone in one of my groups was talking about it saying how these guys were all clean etc
16:00 <Serenity> im like.. no they fucking arent
16:00 <Adonis> lol alpha pharma
17:00 <Adonis> yeah they're not clean
17:00 <mrdanger> lol
17:00 <Adonis> they were coked off their heads last time I saw them
17:00 <Serenity> then said i knew you etc and you know all these people blah blah
17:00 <mrdanger> yeah nah, they arent clean - they talk about doing it naturally
17:00 <mrdanger> but they also were too dumb to not mention doing it
17:00 <Serenity> they made themselves look SO obvious with their behaviour
17:00 <Adonis> haha nima
18:00 <Adonis> this is who I was talking about last night
18:00 <mrdanger> I couldn't imagine putting that much effort in to my appearance
18:00 <mrdanger> but maybe thats because im so good looking as it is
18:00 <Serenity> the interviewer guy looked good after 6 weeks of natural training
18:00 <mrdanger> it wouldnt be fair to other men, id have all the ladies
18:00 <Serenity> i prefered how he looked over those other morons
18:00 <mrdanger> yeah he did have a bit of a 6 pack
19:00 <mrdanger> i just really really don't get it.
20:00 <mrdanger> my friend just named his daughter delilah
20:00 <mrdanger> poor girl
21:00 <Serenity> hey there deliliah
21:00 <Serenity> -i
21:00 <British^Meat> which one is JonKoppenhaver?
21:00 <Adonis> wow
21:00 <Adonis> I just got asked about "juice" lol
22:00 <Serenity> i like apple juice
23:00 <British^Meat> why is the raspberry more of a juice?
23:00 <British^Meat> i mean
23:00 <British^Meat> why isnt
26:00 <mrdanger> i have to put together a set of ikea draws
26:00 <BlackDevil> true
26:00 <mrdanger> super gay
26:00 <BlackDevil> yuo
26:00 <BlackDevil> \yup
26:00 <ATS63> I like assembling ikea. Trouble is their furniture is shit
28:00 <stevenn> http://youtu.be/LDZX4ooRsWs
28:00 <mrdanger> LABOR leader Bill Shorten has gone public to deny he sexually assaulted a woman in the 1980s.
28:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Nicki Minaj - Anaconda (Aug 19, 2014) 0 - Category: Music - 16,301,768 - 242,803 likes (78%), 68,501 dislikes (22%)
28:00 <BlackDevil> no
28:00 <BlackDevil> thats shit stevenn
28:00 <BlackDevil> http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=eab_1408587625
28:00 <BlackDevil> LiveLeak: MARTA Stabbing -- Alternate View ** Volume Warning ** (Date: Aug-9-2014, 3 hours ago) - Views: 799 - Played: 0
29:00 <mrdanger> I know a woman that had an affair with bill shorten, true story
29:00 <mrdanger> so im sure at some stage he'll come unstuck
29:00 <mrdanger> he's probably a horny bastard
30:00 <stevenn> big booty hoes up wit it
30:00 <ATS63> Both sides of the house are wonderful representations of our country
34:00 <BlackDevil> there all disgusting hoes
35:00 <BlackDevil> stupid as well
35:00 <BlackDevil> stupid disgusting hoes
35:00 <doctor> bill shorten is a very shadey character
35:00 <Serenity> mm thats better
35:00 <ATS63> Its like the greens party actually won an election. Nothing but incompetance
35:00 <doctor> i bet the liberals love him
35:00 <stevenn> hahaah
35:00 <stevenn> https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=265049090363135
36:00 <Ana_Ng> it's time for people to stop expecting monogamy out of everyone
36:00 <BlackDevil> seen it stevenn
36:00 <stevenn> omg
36:00 <stevenn> gimme another one
36:00 <doctor> i dont really expect much out of anything so i probably have that covered
36:00 <stevenn> good one
37:00 <Serenity> i love lesbians
38:00 <xm> Adonis! you're still here
38:00 <xm> so was that just paranoia?
39:00 <ilmRg1InT> what's wrong, milk? you okay?
40:00 <stevenn> BlackDevil, are you not curious to what it would fell like on your dick ? one of the big black ass's
40:00 <milk> fine fine, all fine
40:00 <British^Meat> first girl who broke my heart was a lesbian :/
40:00 <stevenn> feel
40:00 <Serenity> i want a pet lesbian
40:00 <stevenn> i want a lizzard
41:00 <ilmRg1InT> (milk + cookie, seemed appropriate..)
42:00 <TheRiddler> hallo
43:00 <BlackDevil> probably shit stevenn
45:00 <slinky_j> hell yea a lizard
45:00 <slinky_j> yum
47:00 <BlackDevil> well im going to smoke a bowl and drive to the city
47:00 <BlackDevil> wish me luck
47:00 <BlackDevil> already had 10 beers
47:00 <TheRiddler> alpacca
47:00 <TheRiddler> stephen fry's top 100 gadgets
48:00 <BlackDevil> hopefully you'll see me online again
48:00 <slinky_j> when ur double wasted hit n run points double tripple
48:00 <BlackDevil> i dont give a fuck
48:00 <slinky_j> mow down as many as you can to collect your xp BlackDevil
48:00 <BlackDevil> havent bee caught yet
50:00 <slinky_j> you can always luck box it and drive with your eyes closed into a crowd
50:00 <slinky_j> never know what xp u might get
51:00 <xm> !trivia
51:00 <BlackDevil> well xm is here
51:00 <TheRiddler> Ana_Ng trivia pls
52:00 <xm> !earthquake where blackdevil lives
54:00 <Ana_Ng> Which A country has the largest population?
54:00 <xm> !8ball-zline
54:00 <BlackDevil> africa
54:00 <BlackDevil> china
54:00 <BlackDevil> india
54:00 <British^Meat> dude
54:00 <BlackDevil> us
54:00 <xm> China. Straight a students
54:00 <BlackDevil> idonesia
54:00 <British^Meat> dont enable her :/
54:00 <BlackDevil> brazil
54:00 <ShadowLurker> \m/ d(^.^)b \m/ : KidCrusher : Married To The Bong [Stoned As A Muthafucka - ]
54:00 <BlackDevil> !Ana_Ng blow me
55:00 <TheRiddler> argentina
55:00 <Ana_Ng> theriddler winz
55:00 <TheRiddler> yay
55:00 <TheRiddler> lol
55:00 <BlackDevil> bull shit
55:00 <BlackDevil> i googled it
55:00 <BlackDevil> china wins
55:00 <Ana_Ng> blackdevil, you may not be familiar with trivia
55:00 <TheRiddler> she said starting with A
56:00 <BlackDevil> China, India, United States, Indonesia, Brazil, Pakistan, Bangladesh, Nigeria, Russia and Japan.
56:00 <Ana_Ng> the A country means the country name that starts with A
56:00 <BlackDevil> nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
56:00 <Ana_Ng> :)
56:00 <TheRiddler> lol
56:00 <xm> No straight a students
56:00 <BlackDevil> Murica starts with an A
56:00 <Ana_Ng> Which country has the most Catholics?
56:00 <British^Meat> just like its pz's thing to spam youtube links, or beagles thing to spam his PC, its Ana_Ng's thing to spam trivia
56:00 <ATS63> Losely worded questions = fail
56:00 <BlackDevil>  Brazil alone has more Catholics than Italy, France and Poland
56:00 <Ana_Ng> blackdevil winz
56:00 <ATS63> Most as in, percentage of population, or gross number
57:00 <xm> Morning mr sperg
57:00 <British^Meat> assperg
57:00 <milk> which country has the highest quality nazis?
57:00 <BlackDevil> everyone knows that
57:00 <BlackDevil> austrlia outback
58:00 <BlackDevil> LOL
58:00 <xm> Or have had their first holy communion
58:00 <BlackDevil> australia
58:00 <BlackDevil> anyways
58:00 <BlackDevil> gotta drive
59:00 <xm> To maccas
59:00 <xm> To get q a happy meal
59:00 <Ana_Ng> Lyrics Quiz. I start typing, you guess the song title
59:00 <Ana_Ng> I want to live, I want to give
59:00 <xm> He wants the entire frozen set
00:00 <Ana_Ng> I've been a miner
00:00 <slinky_j> sweet dreams
00:00 <B1-not-here> garden of serenity 
00:00 <Ana_Ng> for a _____ __ ____
00:00 <B1-not-here> ramones
00:00 <B1-not-here> oh, I'm not here
00:00 <Ana_Ng> It's these expressions
00:00 <Ana_Ng> I never give that keep me searching for a _____ __ ____
01:00 <Ana_Ng> and I'm gettin' old
01:00 <slinky_j> really gay song
01:00 <B1-not-here> heart o gold
01:00 <Ana_Ng> b1 winz
01:00 <B1-not-here> of
01:00 <B1-not-here> I aint here ... goin' again 
01:00 <Ana_Ng> bye trivia hater
01:00 <B1-not-here> heh
01:00 <B1-not-here> nuh, stuff I have to do
02:00 <xm> Soz im on the phone i cant google answers easily
02:00 <Ana_Ng> i'm doing a 14 hour day :P
02:00 <xm> ThAts the legal max in aus
02:00 <xm> Same in us?
02:00 <Ana_Ng> when you work for yourself, no rules
03:00 <xm> I have done more. Before
03:00 <xm> Yeap
03:00 <Ana_Ng> for someone else, 8 hours, then overtime
03:00 <Ana_Ng> i don't know if there is a cutoff
03:00 <xm> Or as lil as 0
03:00 <xm> I just bill at the end
05:00 <JonKoppenhaver> British^Meat: where is Emuls?
05:00 <xm> Do you consider yourself good at time management ana
05:00 <British^Meat> i dunno, where is johninja?
05:00 <ATS63> Heres a dumb trivia question for you
05:00 <ATS63> https://www.facebook.com/newcastleherald/photos/t.610142545/535763409804021 - describe the sound heard by the photographer taking this photo
05:00 <JonKoppenhaver> British^Meat: where is anonymity?
06:00 <British^Meat> i dunno, where is BassBabe?
06:00 <JonKoppenhaver> British^Meat: where is beagle?
06:00 <British^Meat> I dunno where is element?
06:00 <British^Meat> I dunno where is shadsam?
06:00 <British^Meat> oops
06:00 <British^Meat> too early
06:00 <British^Meat> u go....
07:00 <JonKoppenhaver> British^Meat: where is loopy?
07:00 <British^Meat> I dunno where is shadsam?
07:00 <JonKoppenhaver> British^Meat: where is whomadewho?
07:00 <British^Meat> I dunno, where is Picard
07:00 <xm> Where is god when netsplits happen ?
07:00 <JonKoppenhaver> British^Meat: where is Saemon?
07:00 <British^Meat> I dunno, where is FantZ
07:00 <ATS63> https://scontent-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xap1/t1.0-9/p720x720/735111_580158051998818_696785000_n.jpg - lel
09:00 <British^Meat> hah
09:00 <JonKoppenhaver> There is shadsam
09:00 <British^Meat> cats clan attack!
10:00 <JonKoppenhaver> British^Meat: where is johninja?
11:00 <JonKoppenhaver> NickOP	Last ident'd: Sun Aug  3 12:01:22 2014 GMT
11:00 <British^Meat> I dunno, where is Lifespanvoid?
11:00 <JonKoppenhaver> I have no idea who these people are
11:00 <British^Meat> I dunno, where is Pirate?
11:00 <JonKoppenhaver> British^Meat: where is plivent?
11:00 <JonKoppenhaver> British^Meat: where is Mew?
11:00 <British^Meat> I dunno where is rachie?
12:00 <JonKoppenhaver> British^Meat: where is simba?
12:00 <British^Meat> I dunno where is fivecougs?
12:00 <JonKoppenhaver> British^Meat: where is slinky_j ?
12:00 <British^Meat> I dunno where is emuls?
12:00 <JonKoppenhaver> British^Meat: where is pieter?
12:00 <British^Meat> I dunno where is Roshando?
12:00 <JonKoppenhaver> British^Meat: where is wookie?
13:00 <TheRiddler> JonKoppenhaver where is your brain
13:00 <British^Meat> I dunno where is Snowy?
13:00 <JonKoppenhaver> British^Meat: where is Adonis?
13:00 <British^Meat> I dunno where is KoraX?
13:00 <JonKoppenhaver> British^Meat: where is Matthew?
13:00 <British^Meat> I dunno where is longleggedbabe?
14:00 <JonKoppenhaver> shadsam pulls out his Hack Saw and cuts up JonKoppenhaver into little pieces and feeds them to his dog. shadsam	owned.
14:00 <JonKoppenhaver> British^Meat: where is mynameislenny?
14:00 <Adonis> i like how this guy says he is natural yet on test gel and peptides
14:00 <British^Meat> I dunno where is TheMayo?
14:00 <Adonis> 15:38 < xm> Adonis! you're still here
14:00 <Adonis> 15:39 < xm> so was that just paranoia?
14:00 <Adonis> nah still issues, just been informed of what was seized last night
14:00 <JonKoppenhaver> British^Meat: where is Stebie
15:00 <TheRiddler> what was it?
15:00 <JonKoppenhaver> Adonis: Tell me about your need for extra T
15:00 <JonKoppenhaver> A TRT user is Adonis 
17:00 <British^Meat> I dunno where is 
19:00 <TheRiddler> http://i.imgur.com/2vfEx.jpg it's Ana_Ng :p
20:00 <Serenity> adonis latwr 
20:00 <Serenity> later he decided not ro use that stuff
20:00 <Serenity> after what another dr tells him
21:00 <xm> !frozencoke
23:00 <Serenity> imagine nipples that dispensed frozen coke
24:00 <Ana_Ng> theriddler nice
24:00 <Ana_Ng> close
25:00 <Ana_Ng> but i am more of an apple, she is a peare
25:00 <xm> Thats what nipple rings could be used for
25:00 <xm> On and off
26:00 <TheRiddler> http://i.imgur.com/FiRsJ.jpg
27:00 <TheRiddler> http://i.imgur.com/ZZMSa.jpg she's drinking frozen coke
28:00 <Serenity> yum
31:00 <slinky_j> !ping
31:00 <TheRiddler> http://i.imgur.com/Wu680.jpg
38:00 <ilmRg1InT> geezus, not marked sfw.
38:00 <ilmRg1InT> er, nsfw
38:00 <British^Meat> its like, his thing
39:00 <ilmRg1InT> eh, shouldnt have clicked them and read context first anyway :S
39:00 <Ana_Ng> xm!
39:00 <xm> !Ana_Ng
41:00 <ilmRg1InT> hi xm, ana_ng
41:00 <xm> ey ilmRg1InT 
46:00 <xm> i have a good excuse not to clock hours and waste more time on IRC today, Ana_Ng 
46:00 <xm> i have no mouse here and no extra screen
47:00 <Adonis> I've never seen this gaz bloke
47:00 <Adonis> Serenity: 
47:00 <Adonis> I just asked Simon who is he, he didnt' know either
47:00 <Serenity> which one was gaz
47:00 <Ana_Ng> how are your keyboard shortcut skills, xm?
48:00 <Adonis> the dude whose the "brand owner"
48:00 <xm> not even good with music programs ive used for 10+ years
48:00 <Adonis> never seen him
48:00 <Adonis> or heard of him
48:00 <xm> where im really supposed to master it
49:00 <xm> i was more enthusiastic to learn everything back in the DOS days but not anymore
49:00 <Serenity> thats a bit weird
49:00 <xm> i did figure out one neat trick though with this lappy when i did have to work in bed. i did a key combo so that it would rotate through windows quickly
50:00 <xm> the IDE, the browser, the console
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