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03:00 <[Maverick]> <beagle> steam doesnt save your game progress
03:00 <[Maverick]> he really is a numpy. 
04:00 <slinky_J> I got a Smoke Hammer
04:00 <slinky_J> had
04:00 <slinky_J> had a Smoke Hammer
04:00 <slinky_J> till I opened the box :/
06:00 <Saemon> wats a smoke hammer?
07:00 <[Maverick]> it's a hammer, that smokes about 3 packs a day. 
08:00 <Saemon> really?
09:00 <Saemon> is this hammers name mjolnir?
09:00 <Serenity> i hate you
09:00 <slinky_J> lol
09:00 <slinky_J> i think i got an fb blush goin on lol
09:00 <slinky_J> i just got stumped hardcore
10:00 <[Maverick]> mjolnir? wtf?
11:00 <[Maverick]> stumped hardcore eh... sounds like amputee porn
13:00 <Saemon> mjolnir is the name of Thor's hammer
13:00 <[Maverick]> you're a dick. 
13:00 <[Maverick]> i hate you. 
13:00 <Saemon> Thor the God of thunder of asgard, son of Odin
14:00 <[Maverick]> slinky_J: have you watched both versions of Girl with a dragon tattoo? 
15:00 <slinky_J> i didnt finish the american one
16:00 <slinky_J> havent finished reading the book either lol
16:00 <[Maverick]> ahh, was going to ask which versions you liked 
19:00 <couleurs> remake was ok until the end
19:00 <[Maverick]> yeah, I didn't like it. \
20:00 <[Maverick]> they completely trashed the original imo 
20:00 <couleurs> original was gr8
20:00 <couleurs> even the sequels
20:00 <couleurs> were pretty good
20:00 <[Maverick]> yerp 
20:00 <[Maverick]> brilliant movies 
20:00 <couleurs> 2nd 1 was better than the 3rd
20:00 <[Maverick]> yeah the 3rd seemed a bit rushed. 
20:00 <couleurs> great trilogy overall
21:00 <couleurs> remake was ok... not as dark and the american ending
21:00 <couleurs> yes let us explain everything what happened for 15 mins here u go u stupid american ha ha
21:00 <[Maverick]> hahaha 
21:00 <British^Meat> vas ist your psn sir couleurs?
22:00 <[Maverick]> Would of been better if they didn't even touch it 
22:00 <British^Meat> sir something
22:00 <couleurs> agreed
22:00 <couleurs> sir_mix_alot
22:00 <British^Meat> nup
23:00 <couleurs> is so!!!!!
25:00 <Saemon> mmm lamb meat peices with garlic sauce
25:00 <Saemon> #yumness!
26:00 <Saemon> ohgod.
26:00 <[Maverick]> yes, my son? 
27:00 <Saemon> you neglected me
27:00 <Saemon> and i got nailed to a stick.
27:00 <Saemon> what do u have to say for yourself?
27:00 <[Maverick]> good.
27:00 <[Maverick]> you deserve it. 
27:00 <[Maverick]> did they atleast sing "If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands?" 
28:00 <Saemon> i like uncle dan better than you. i wish he was my dad.
28:00 <Saemon> mum says so too, just so you know.
29:00 <[Maverick]> everyone knows she is a slut 
29:00 <Saemon> hey, dont call my mum a slut
29:00 <Serenity> 1,1<<0,0<<<<1,1<<0,0<<1,1<<<<0,0<<1,1<<0,0<<1,1<0,0>>>>>0,0>1,1<
29:00 <Serenity> 1,1>0,0>>1,1<<<<<0,0>>1,1<<<<0,0>>1,1<<0,0>>1,1<<<0,0>>1,1<<<
29:00 <Serenity> 1,1>>0,0>>>>1,1>>0,0<<1,1>>>>0,0<<1,1>>0,0<<1,1>>>0,0<<1,1>>>
29:00 <Serenity> 1,1<<<<<0,0>>1,1>0,0>>1,1<<<<0,0>>1,1<<0,0>>1,1<<<0,0>>1,1<<<
29:00 <Serenity> 1,1>>0,0<<<<1,1>>0,0>>>>>1,1>>0,0>>>>>1,1>>>0,0<<1,1>>>
29:00 <Saemon> and its your own fault u cant satisfy your own wife
30:00 <Serenity> stebie
30:00 <Serenity> thats just rude
30:00 <Saemon> so she has to look for satisfaction elsewhere
33:00 <Serenity> wot
34:00 <[Maverick]> nothing 
35:00 <Bastardly_One> wow
35:00 <Bastardly_One> it went silence soon as I came back out of away
35:00 <Serenity> well duh
35:00 <Serenity> you dont generally do rude things with people you dont like
36:00 <Bastardly_One> and everyone that's seen her wants to do rude things to her 
36:00 <Bastardly_One> *shrugs*
36:00 <Serenity> who
37:00 <Bastardly_One> you 
37:00 <Bastardly_One> ffs
37:00 <Bastardly_One> follow your own convo
37:00 <Saemon> dont tell her what to do mate
37:00 <Serenity> 'her'
37:00 <Serenity> its a weird way to join the convo lol
37:00 <[Maverick]> lol
37:00 <Bastardly_One> she is the cat's mother
37:00 <Bastardly_One> so it fits
38:00 <Saemon> omg b1 australia RAW tour kicks off on thurs
38:00 <Bastardly_One> and I care?
38:00 <Bastardly_One> I've a double pass
38:00 <Serenity> saemon how many times does he have to tell you he doesnt care
38:00 <Saemon> take a pic of your so called double pass
38:00 <Serenity> before you stop trying to start convos about it
38:00 <Saemon> to prove it
38:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck up idiot
39:00 <Bastardly_One> why would I want to brag about WWE
39:00 <Bastardly_One> unless it was fact
40:00 <Saemon> dont call me idiot chrome dome i being civil with you right now 
40:00 <MadScientist> lol
40:00 <MadScientist> idiot
40:00 <[Maverick]> idiot
40:00 <Saemon> el idiota
40:00 <Bastardly_One> spastic
40:00 <Bastardly_One> I
40:00 <Bastardly_One> D
40:00 <Saemon> is that how u say it in mexican?
40:00 <Bastardly_One> O
40:00 <Bastardly_One> T
40:00 <Serenity> excuse me
40:00 <Serenity> spastic is my word
40:00 <Bastardly_One> oh sorry 
40:00 <[Maverick]> spanish, fuckwit/ 
41:00 <Bastardly_One> been using it of late
41:00 <MadScientist> wow
41:00 <MadScientist> Saemon really is dumb as fuck
41:00 <Serenity> i know you wanna be me
41:00 <Serenity> but u cant ok
41:00 <Saemon> wat?
41:00 <Bastardly_One> he outdid himself last night 
41:00 <Bastardly_One> I can after the boob job 
41:00 <Bastardly_One> I got one remember?
41:00 <[Maverick]> hey, did you know we speak Australian.
41:00 <Bastardly_One> but complete and utter spastic last night
41:00 <[Maverick]> because we are from Australia. 
41:00 <[Maverick]> :P 
41:00 <Serenity> after last night
42:00 <Serenity> hes lucky he isnt permed
42:00 <Serenity> i swear on me mum
42:00 <[Maverick]> I swo.... 
42:00 <[Maverick]> nah I won't finish that 
42:00 <[Maverick]> I like being in here 
42:00 <Bastardly_One> heh
42:00 <Bastardly_One> but he was so fucking painful eh?
42:00 <Serenity> i know where you live [Maverick]
42:00 <Serenity> watch it
43:00 <Bastardly_One> Loof is asking for it too
43:00 <[Maverick]> about as painful as shitting out a bowling ball covered in razorwire while getting a vinegar enema 
43:00 <Saemon> australian has own words thats not used in enligh by other english countries - streuth, bugger, blimey, crikey, tru blu, fair dinkum
43:00 <Bastardly_One> though I think BlackDevil is gonna ban him each time he opens his mouth 
43:00 <slinky_J> https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/t1.0-9/10517520_10202965066021781_106575425577064215_n.jpg
43:00 <slinky_J> foundo it again AHAHAHA
44:00 <MadScientist> BlackDevil needs to be banned too
44:00 <[Maverick]> It's called "slang" 
44:00 <[Maverick]> not australian. 
44:00 <Saemon> australian slang
44:00 <Saemon> sematics
44:00 <Bastardly_One> MadScientist, oh that's right I saw you two before I went and died somewhere
44:00 <Saemon> its the same thiknhg
44:00 <Saemon> thing*
44:00 <[Maverick]> but yeah, it's a variation of the English language. 
44:00 <[Maverick]> not AUSTRALIAN 
44:00 <[Maverick]> fuckwit. 
44:00 <slinky_J>  <[Maverick]> ahh, was going to ask which versions you liked <-- turned it off because I didn't think it'd offer anything new, from what I did watch, original kicks it's ass! Got all three on bluray n all 3 books eheheh
45:00 <Bastardly_One> it's not the same thing you special needs reject
45:00 <Serenity> all aboard the short bus
45:00 <Bastardly_One> Americans speak English also 
45:00 <Bastardly_One> we speak a varient of English and ever one of those is SLANG
46:00 <Bastardly_One> stop typing ... you're painful
46:00 <slinky_J> ban Loof ban Loof ban Loof!
46:00 <slinky_J> lols
46:00 <[Maverick]> DOWN WITH PANTS... UP WITH MINISKIRTS 
46:00 <slinky_J> the Americans in the viking clan im in on bf4, their english is impeckable
46:00 <slinky_J> impeckable?
47:00 <slinky_J> see! I don't even know how to spell it.
47:00 <[Maverick]> impecable* 
47:00 <slinky_J> +they're super funny
47:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah well know you know how annoying it can be slinky_J being on the recieving end ... I just roll my eyes because the chatty creature is just jealous of anyone with a life 
47:00 <slinky_J> I was afraid that was the wrong spelling mav ahah
47:00 <[Maverick]> with legs* 
47:00 <Bastardly_One> that isn't rules by a mad chinese bitch
47:00 <[Maverick]> ohh loof haha 
47:00 <Bastardly_One> and being too gutless to get his own life because he enjoys living off her family
47:00 <slinky_J> hahahahaha
48:00 <Bastardly_One> the end :)
48:00 <slinky_J> Loof is the only chatter that shits me
48:00 <slinky_J> its fkn hot inside after hot shower brb
48:00 <Bastardly_One> he's a chat
48:00 <Bastardly_One> chats should shit you
48:00 <Bastardly_One> you should just look on them with a feeling of superiority
49:00 <slinky_J> OH yeah i got the best come back for fb now rofl
49:00 <Bastardly_One> some of the stuff he comes out with 
49:00 <Bastardly_One> I wonder about leaving him with a child but yeah 
49:00 <slinky_J> "I'd ask her out on a date but Morgan Freeman took them all and stuck them on his face!"
49:00 <slinky_J> how's that
50:00 <Bastardly_One> that's a bit rough to say
50:00 <Serenity> did loof get himself banned last night
50:00 <Bastardly_One> a few times
50:00 <slinky_J> already posted it
50:00 <Bastardly_One> BlackHomo was drunk and stoned
51:00 <Bastardly_One> and ripping into simba too for questioning his bans
51:00 <Serenity> what a shame
51:00 <Bastardly_One> what a shame 
51:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
51:00 <Bastardly_One> there is a bit BlackDevil is talking to me cryptic
51:00 <slinky_J> hmm T.V. show, old, when i was a kid, at midnight this tiger walked through the hallway
51:00 <Bastardly_One> and he thinks the only reason Loof isn't perm banned is because of you
51:00 <slinky_J> and something about a grandfather clock
51:00 <slinky_J> fk fk fk
51:00 <Serenity> why would i stop loof being perm banned?
51:00 <Bastardly_One> he's your mate 
52:00 <slinky_J> LMAO
52:00 <Bastardly_One> or he might of been simba by the way he ripped into simba later
52:00 <Bastardly_One> but I took that as being you
52:00 <Serenity> since when he is my mate? lol
52:00 <Serenity> did everyone miss the fighting?
52:00 <slinky_J> since now
52:00 <[Maverick]> yes
52:00 <slinky_J> lmao
52:00 <slinky_J> I DIDNT!
52:00 <Bastardly_One> they must of 
52:00 <[Maverick]> I THOUGHT YOU TWO WERE LOVERS AND HE TOUCHES YOU IN YOUR SPECIAL PLACE
52:00 <Bastardly_One> you told me I think
52:00 <slinky_J> i watched... I'm always watching
53:00 <Serenity> you were there you loser
53:00 <Serenity> lol
53:00 <Bastardly_One> but he did his dash with you too I remember that 
53:00 <Bastardly_One> was I?
53:00 <Bastardly_One> fucking see how much attention I pay some days?
53:00 <[Maverick]> no, me 
53:00 <Bastardly_One> oh
53:00 <[Maverick]> it's not always about you. 
53:00 <Bastardly_One> was it the leaving the wife convo?
53:00 <Serenity> no i was talking about Bastardly_One
53:00 <Serenity> you dickhead
53:00 <[Maverick]> :P
53:00 <Bastardly_One> was it that convo?
53:00 <Serenity> Bastardly_One it was like 4 days ago ffs
54:00 <Serenity> and he ignored me
54:00 <[Maverick]> hahahaha 
54:00 <Bastardly_One> oh ... that's right!
54:00 <Bastardly_One> the ignore
54:00 <Bastardly_One> sorry, he ignores everyone that often I forget
54:00 <Serenity> far out
54:00 <[Maverick]> oh god, nano.. another troll.. weeeeeeeeeeeee
54:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah nano has the hots for e 
54:00 <Bastardly_One> Serenity, ikr ... sorry! *lol*
55:00 <Bastardly_One> *for me that should read
55:00 <Bastardly_One> I hate this keyboard so much 
55:00 <Bastardly_One> simple simon
55:00 <Bastardly_One> you're quiet
55:00 <Bastardly_One> say something to mock
55:00 <Bastardly_One> hurry the fuck up
55:00 <Saemon> lol look at him trying to bait me
56:00 <Saemon> i wont fall for your trap.
56:00 <MadScientist> you did
56:00 <Saemon> no, in order for me to fall for his trap, i'd have to mock him or say something negative
56:00 <Saemon> but i merely responded in a polite, civilised, sensible, respectful mature manner
57:00 <[Maverick]> lol. 
57:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm asking a serious question
57:00 <[Maverick]> he does try, a little too hard. 
57:00 <Bastardly_One> who is this version of the Joker?
57:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.the-pork.com/thepork/porkimages/uploaded15/c4f92851-8c38-4941-a1b6-929.jpeg
58:00 <Bastardly_One> I dont know where I found it now so I've no idea
58:00 <Bastardly_One> looks like Jack but clearly not
58:00 <Saemon> that just looks like some fan in cosplay
58:00 <Serenity> hamze dashtrazmi
58:00 <Saemon> doesnt look like a joker from any actual batman movie
59:00 <Serenity> its not anyone from an actual movie
59:00 <Saemon> oh
59:00 <Saemon> speaking of movies, guardians of the galaxy
59:00 <Saemon> heard its awesome
59:00 <Saemon> and b1
59:00 <Saemon> BATISTA is in it :P
59:00 <Saemon> the animal
00:00 <[Maverick]> it's shit.
00:00 <Bastardly_One> Serenity
00:00 <Serenity> hello
00:00 <Bastardly_One> that photographer is on FB 
00:00 <Bastardly_One> you mentioned
00:00 <Bastardly_One> some interesting shit 
00:00 <Serenity> isnt everyone on fb
00:00 <Bastardly_One> well true
01:00 <[Maverick]> no
01:00 <Bastardly_One> From Iran
01:00 <Bastardly_One> wow
01:00 <[Maverick]> hamze dashtrazmi sounds like a dunecoon name
01:00 <fawks> lmao
02:00 <Saemon> it sorta sounds japanese to me
02:00 <fawks> hamze is 
02:00 <fawks> an arab name
02:00 <Saemon> how do u know?
02:00 <Bastardly_One> dunecoon 
02:00 <fawks> because im chinese
02:00 <Bastardly_One> you come up with the best bogan shit Mav
02:00 <Saemon> hattori hanzo
02:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
02:00 <fawks> how havent you ever heard of dunecoon before
02:00 <[Maverick]> der, I am the best bogan out. 
02:00 <Saemon> thats what it reminds me off
02:00 <fawks> youre oike 70
02:00 <fawks> like
03:00 <Serenity> Bastardly_One what broswer do you use
03:00 <Bastardly_One> nope ... and yes I am 
03:00 <fawks> pierce broswer
03:00 <Bastardly_One> Chrome sezz
03:00 <Serenity> heres a tip for you next image you want information of. right click. google image
03:00 <Bastardly_One> Oh yeah I know 
03:00 <Bastardly_One> I thought some of you might know 
03:00 <[Maverick]> here's a tip... 
03:00 <Serenity> SHUT UP DARCY
03:00 <Serenity> I WILL FUCKING KICK YOU IN THE THROAT
03:00 <[Maverick]> HAHAHAHAHA 
04:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah the old drag into the box
04:00 <Bastardly_One> bad wording with him around 
04:00 <Bastardly_One> but we know what i mean
04:00 <[Maverick]> so touchy 
04:00 <[Maverick]> la de daaaa
05:00 <Bastardly_One> OMG!
05:00 <Bastardly_One> I have found something more annoying that simple simon
05:00 <Bastardly_One> this bitch and her giggling in FF
05:00 <MadScientist> a mirror
05:00 <[Maverick]> did you catch a glance of yourself in the mirror 
05:00 <Bastardly_One> 13
06:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck you both, etc
06:00 <fawks> looool
06:00 <[Maverick]> GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY HEAD
06:00 <fawks> exem
06:00 <Bastardly_One> exem is his rap name
06:00 <fawks> .
07:00 <Saemon> exemplar
07:00 <xm> GHOUGHFAUXEITTAU
07:00 <Bastardly_One> simon
07:00 <Saemon> jamie
07:00 <Bastardly_One> do everyone a favour?
07:00 <Bastardly_One> kill yourself 
07:00 <Bastardly_One> on cam 
07:00 <[Maverick]> I bet Saemon and Bastardly_One were seperated at birth.
07:00 <Bastardly_One> so we know you really did it 
07:00 <Saemon> wtf 
07:00 <Saemon> sezz u readin this?
07:00 <Bastardly_One> can't you read?
08:00 <[Maverick]> also, Bastardly_One you can get charged for that shit. 
08:00 <Bastardly_One> I said ...
08:00 <Serenity> yes and
08:00 <xm> you do go a bit too far there
08:00 <Serenity> potato to you too xm
08:00 <milk> Wowsers
08:00 <Saemon> yeah thats not funny anymore Bastardly_One
08:00 <Saemon> you tried and you epically failed.
08:00 <xm> Serependitititity doooo daaaa zipppidedy yayyyy
08:00 <Saemon> now be embaressed,
08:00 <Saemon> .
08:00 <[Maverick]> but keep saying it.. I want him to die.
09:00 <xm> they might be like that couple that were separated at birth, had a kid, now found out they had the same mother
09:00 <xm> now this raises many questions
09:00 <xm> should they stay together for the kid's sake
10:00 <xm> should they sleep in separate beds
10:00 <xm> etc etc
10:00 <Bastardly_One> hush for a min if you're dissing me until I say I'm back
10:00 <Bastardly_One> I am sitting in front of a fan trying to get my breath
10:00 <xm> this is IRC not millionaire hot seat mate
10:00 <Bastardly_One> karma got me 
10:00 <xm> 8==D
10:00 <fawks> what.
10:00 <xm> 8=====D
11:00 <xm> 8========D
11:00 <xm> TIME'S OUT
11:00 <xm> you didnt reply to xm
11:00 <Bastardly_One> ok ... back I think
11:00 <Bastardly_One> that was a bit intense
11:00 <fawks> brb gone for 3.5 seconds
11:00 <xm> that's what the I in IRC stands for i think
11:00 <xm> im not sure. i think so
11:00 <Saemon> what was intense Bastardly_One?
11:00 <Bastardly_One> that all? felt like 10 mins 
12:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
12:00 <fawks> you said brb then said back straight after
12:00 <fawks> are you high
12:00 <Saemon> you crossed the line there with that you said to me Bastardly_One, now you've just revealed to the room how much of a prick you can be.
12:00 <xm> it's a rip in the space-time continuum. or the a join in the joint
12:00 <Bastardly_One> not yet ...
12:00 <[Maverick]> I wonder if there is an Arab rap group called S.W.A 
12:00 <Saemon> congrats. you're just as mean nasty bitter and petty as the worse of them
13:00 <xm> eitherway you still say really creepy shit saemo
13:00 <fawks> singing with allah?
13:00 <[Maverick]> Sandniggers With Attitude 
13:00 <xm> but Carry On
13:00 <fawks> oh
13:00 <fawks> lmao
13:00 <Bastardly_One> JWA
14:00 <Saemon> xm what are u talking about?
14:00 <Bastardly_One> Jihad With Attitude
14:00 <fawks> no.
14:00 <[Maverick]> wrong.
14:00 <Bastardly_One> I think I miht give up smoking
14:00 <Bastardly_One> *might
14:00 <xm> Saemon, we are having lessons on counter-terrorism now
14:00 <Bastardly_One> yah right ... 
14:00 <Bastardly_One> who will come to my funeral and celebrate?
15:00 <fawks> *tumbelweed*
15:00 <xm> i will come to your funeral to say "Beatles Sux" which will momentarily revive you
15:00 <[Maverick]> 8~tumbleweeds~
15:00 <Bastardly_One> [01:15] -Saemon- why aren't you acknowledging what im saying about what you said to me about killing myself?
15:00 <Bastardly_One> is this kid stupid?
16:00 <[Maverick]> you two, just make out already ffs
16:00 <Bastardly_One> and killing yourself was another fucking story no-one believes
16:00 <fawks> ouch darc
16:00 <fawks> burnt me retinas
16:00 <[Maverick]> all this playing coy with each other.. 
16:00 <xm> it reminds be of Obi-Wan and Annikan
16:00 <Bastardly_One> xm, heh ... it'd work 
16:00 <Saemon> its not cool to say something so fucked up to someone even if its just on irc 
16:00 <Saemon> someone your age should know better bro
16:00 <xm> there is too much disrespect between them for good mentoring
16:00 <[Maverick]> oh shutup Saemon
16:00 <Bastardly_One> DIE
16:00 <[Maverick]> Saemon: learn to ignore.
17:00 <xm> use the /ignore force
17:00 <fawks> this is coming from Saemon
17:00 <Saemon> im sorry i was just abit offended by it. ok over it now
17:00 <Bastardly_One> have you trying smurfing simon?
17:00 <[Maverick]> no shit fawks
17:00 <Bastardly_One> try it out 
17:00 <fawks> the dude who trolls daily
17:00 <Bastardly_One> try smurfing out 
17:00 <fawks> fuck
17:00 <[Maverick]> No Saemon, you weren't offended. You were being a fucking troll 
17:00 <[Maverick]> fuck off. \
17:00 <fawks> im playing pool and Surajit just beat me
17:00 <fawks> DAMN YOU SURAJIT
17:00 <Saemon> last time i played pool was 2007 
17:00 <Saemon> damn
18:00 <Saemon> i need to go out more haha
18:00 <Bastardly_One> try smurfing out 
18:00 <Bastardly_One> hopefully you'll die
18:00 <[Maverick]> stop feeding him Bastardly_One
18:00 <[Maverick]> it's annoying. 
18:00 <Saemon> he always starts it.
18:00 <[Maverick]> like a seagull that doesn't leave you alone after one chip. 
18:00 <milk> You only play pool to get sex
18:00 <Saemon> i reckon mav
18:00 <Saemon> i come on to talk have a normal convo
19:00 <xm> two kids at the back of the class
19:00 <[Maverick]> im not siding with you 
19:00 <[Maverick]> fuclhead/ 
19:00 <xm> both blaming each other
19:00 <Bastardly_One> he was making a negative at you idiot
19:00 <[Maverick]> fuckhead* 
19:00 <Bastardly_One> and making a good point 
19:00 <Saemon> oh
19:00 <Maurice> FUCL
19:00 <fawks> Bastardly_One youre like 300 stop being a teenage girl
19:00 <[Maverick]> FUCL YOURSELF 
19:00 <fawks> and Saemon shoosh
20:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah? come try talk to me at lunch next time bitch
20:00 <Saemon> lol @ 300
20:00 <Bastardly_One> and see what happens?
20:00 <xm> saemon is unlikely to change. so we expect you too, Bastardly_One. as you are relatively the saner one. so you should behave more appropriately
20:00 <Bastardly_One> -?
20:00 <xm> to*
20:00 <Saemon> that would have sounded cool if Bastardly_One was a vampire
20:00 <Maurice> I WONT
20:00 <Saemon> but he's just a regular old dude
20:00 <xm> Vampire Kiss
20:00 <Bastardly_One> oh hi Maurice
20:00 <fawks> vampire kess
21:00 <milk> Dumpling tess
21:00 <xm> Fumbling Mess
22:00 <[Maverick]> Maurice can you remove both for half hour 
22:00 <Bastardly_One> is there a movie or tv show with doctors in plague masks?
22:00 <Bastardly_One> or am I making that up?
22:00 <Saemon> doctor who i think
22:00 <Maurice> Remove who
22:00 <Bastardly_One> I had some weird dreams today about doctors in plague masks
22:00 <xm> pretty sure ive seen a few movies with scenes of that
23:00 <[Maverick]> b1 and semen 
23:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I was a plague doctor in a dream today 
23:00 <[Maverick]> just for funsies 
23:00 <Bastardly_One> oh stop being a sook
23:00 <[Maverick]> ?
23:00 <xm> was it like a scene from EWS
23:00 <fawks> i wonder what that half an hour would be like for both of  them
24:00 <Bastardly_One> I really don't know 
24:00 <fawks> it would be like the apocalypse
24:00 <[Maverick]> about 3hrs 
24:00 <Bastardly_One> that's why I was asking 
24:00 <Bastardly_One> Oh, the dream?
24:00 <xm> mass orgy
24:00 <Bastardly_One> was very ... real 
24:00 <xm> given your interests
24:00 <Saemon> ews = eyes wide shut?
25:00 <Bastardly_One> hah! ... never thought about that 
25:00 <Saemon> that tom cruise nicole kidman movie?
25:00 <[Maverick]> Outbreak.
25:00 <garden> suck me off suck me off wrap your lips around my cock and suck me off
25:00 <milk> If I do someone's job because they are so wealthy they just want to enjoy it, do they still get paid?
25:00 <[Maverick]> shutup pz 
25:00 <Saemon> lol @ garden
25:00 <garden> darcy darcy darcy
26:00 <garden> wanna rub peenies with me?
26:00 <Bastardly_One> I was dressed like this 
26:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.the-pork.com/thepork/porkimages/uploaded15/a0e623d3-2cb9-4521-abeb-8777.png
26:00 <Bastardly_One> had the case and all 
27:00 <Bastardly_One> anyway, I'm not going to sleep after that much McDs breakfast again 
27:00 <garden> maccas coffee is dog shit
28:00 <garden> fucker is never hot, tastes like warm water from the tap
28:00 <garden> and the coffee itself is just pure dog shit
28:00 <garden> and their muffins
28:00 <xm> one latte with old white pure dog shit floating on the top plz
28:00 <garden> microwave mate not toasted
29:00 <Bastardly_One> no shit sherlock?
29:00 <Bastardly_One> you're so smart
29:00 <garden> i know
29:00 <Bastardly_One> I wanna know how the foam of the flatcakes doesn't melt
29:00 <Bastardly_One> in the nuke though
30:00 <xm> it's coated in cockroach protein
30:00 <xm> that's why i dont like maccas
30:00 <Bastardly_One> probably
30:00 <xm> did you know softserves arent halal?
30:00 <Bastardly_One> pig fat
30:00 <Bastardly_One> ye
31:00 <xm> chicken nuggets are made from the cardboard and paper found from the maccas bins too
31:00 <xm> but it gets the tick as it's a form of recycling
31:00 <Bastardly_One> actually there was a recent article on those
31:00 <Bastardly_One> did you read about them?
31:00 <garden> lol xm
31:00 <Saemon> how would a muslim know if you're feeding him bacon or pork meat when u have him over for lunch
31:00 <Saemon> if he's never tasted pig meat before?
31:00 <Bastardly_One> they have all sorts of things in them under the mircroscope
31:00 <Maurice> My phone is telling me theres a wifi network available
31:00 <Bastardly_One> fibers not known and stuff
32:00 <Maurice> Which is mine, which my phone is already attached too..
32:00 <Maurice> to
32:00 <xm> wouldnt that be true of many foods anywhere and with anything
32:00 <xm> it's a matter of % and frequency
32:00 <Bastardly_One> I'd think so xm
32:00 <xm> what's the tolerance threshold with respect to the law/regulations. that's all that matters
32:00 <xm> like mercury in tuna
32:00 <Bastardly_One> but the story was naturally creepy sounding
32:00 <Bastardly_One> I believe if we knew what we really ate we'd eat nothing
33:00 <Bastardly_One> in this day and age 
33:00 <xm> im back on one of those diets where i mostly eat fruit, veg, nuts etc
33:00 <Bastardly_One> do it 
33:00 <Saemon> cave man diet
33:00 <Saemon> paleo diet or something right?
33:00 <Saemon> i heard of it
33:00 <Bastardly_One> and there is actual proof fresh fruit and raw vegetables
33:00 <xm> no, dumpster diving diet
34:00 <Bastardly_One> has cured people from stage 3 bowl cancer
34:00 <xm> i just get free food from this fruit & veg shop
34:00 <xm> and the bin is right there
34:00 <Saemon> lol 
34:00 <Saemon> thats actually quite clever
34:00 <Serenity> thats just hippy nonsense b1
34:00 <Maurice> I'm too fussy to not know what I eat
34:00 <Maurice> BOWL CANCER
34:00 <xm> well dunno about cure. but processed food isnt good for you in the long-term
34:00 <Maurice> Maybe bowel cancer too
34:00 <Saemon> those places throw away heaps of still good fruit and veggies
34:00 <Saemon> its crazy
34:00 <Serenity> vitamin a cures cancer too apparently.
34:00 <Bastardly_One> Serenity, the woman who raised me died from that ... 3rd of Aug is always sad to me 
34:00 <xm> i have heard about the kernels of apricots being good for cancer but i havent read into it for over 10 years
35:00 <Bastardly_One> was her birthday
35:00 <xm> and it will kill you when in excess too
35:00 <xm> such as when those men trying to survive in the arctic eat the livers of their dogs
35:00 <Serenity> fact is if there was any real cure for cancers we'd know about it globally
35:00 <Bastardly_One> this raw vegetables thing has supposedly worked on 3 people
35:00 <Bastardly_One> there have been cures for cancer
35:00 <Bastardly_One> it makes too much money 
35:00 <Bastardly_One> that simple 
36:00 <Serenity> rubbish
36:00 <xm> im quite sceptical about medical research & development. especially how i used to work in it. they really do milk the government for grants money
36:00 <Serenity> conspiracy nonsense
36:00 <Saemon> sezz its the drug companies preventing and stopping a cure for cancer
36:00 <Maurice> Wtf
36:00 <Serenity> bullshit
36:00 <Saemon> cuz otherwise, they will lose money
36:00 <Maurice> Oh look out, Saemon is calling you sezz
36:00 <Bastardly_One> ignore him ... what would he know?
36:00 <Saemon> thats what i reckon anyway
36:00 <Bastardly_One> about anything 
36:00 <Bastardly_One> shut up
36:00 <Bastardly_One> the adults are speaking
36:00 <xm> i see my former boss on TV all the time. he was just on the other month and i felt like pissing myself laughing when i saw it
36:00 <Saemon> lol im not usually a conspiracy theorists nutter
36:00 <Bastardly_One> hush simple simon
37:00 <xm> another bs story that was fodder for the media. if only people knew
37:00 <Saemon> stop baitin me will ya its gettin old b1 
37:00 <Saemon> far out
37:00 <Bastardly_One> well stop typing
37:00 <Bastardly_One> forever
37:00 <xm> i find it a bit scary that some people do that colloidal silver thing
37:00 <[Maverick]> RAW VEGIES AND NO VACCINES SAVED MY LIFE!!! 
37:00 <Saemon> apparently linseed has cyanide in them
37:00 <Saemon> if u eat too much
38:00 <Saemon> it could make u ill
38:00 <Bastardly_One> yeh I know ... I should of said apparently 
38:00 <[Maverick]> linseed? 
38:00 <xm> yes, let's go to Boost Juice and get syringes and inject them into hundreds of kids that are lining up
38:00 <Bastardly_One> when I get cancer I'm not trusting anything
38:00 <Bastardly_One> except the pain killers
38:00 <xm> i'd rather go gracefully
38:00 <Bastardly_One> and maybe that's what happened to excessive
38:00 <xm> i wouldnt even do chemo
38:00 <xm> and hospitals are a very lovely way to go get further problems
38:00 <Bastardly_One> he made homemade silver remember
38:00 <Bastardly_One> and then he went more mental
38:00 <[Maverick]> <Saemon> how would a muslim know if you're feeding him bacon
39:00 <Saemon> are boost juice really even healthy?
39:00 <[Maverick]> the smell
39:00 <Serenity> its just fruit
39:00 <Bastardly_One> I'd be ok dying in the respite place in Ballarat
39:00 <Serenity> why wouldnt it be
39:00 <Saemon> i dunno most fads popular with the masses arent
39:00 <Bastardly_One> I've had 2 relatives die there and it seems very peaceful
39:00 <Serenity> fads....
39:00 <[Maverick]> how is it a fad? 
39:00 <[Maverick]> fcuk me... 
39:00 <Serenity> you hear that guys
39:00 <Serenity> smoothies are a fad
39:00 <xm> the anti-vaccine movement has caused heaps more problems than it thought it'd theoretically prevent
40:00 <Bastardly_One> I dunno about boost things being healthy but anything from those places with carrot juice
40:00 <Bastardly_One> are YUM!
40:00 <xm> the guy who came up with all that autism nonsense was discredited a long time ago. i think even he himself said he was wrong
40:00 <Serenity> and i repeat
40:00 <[Maverick]> Smoothies are healthy 
40:00 <Serenity> its just fruit and veggies. why wouldnt it be healthy
40:00 <[Maverick]> ffs
40:00 <Bastardly_One> oh the vaccines thing ... 
40:00 <[Maverick]> YOU GUYS ARE FUCKING RETARDED
40:00 <[Maverick]> R.E.T.A.R.D.E.D
40:00 <Bastardly_One> that's being going on since even before Teague was born
40:00 <Serenity> lol
40:00 <Saemon> so they dont add stuff into it like flavouring or ice cream or something?
40:00 <Serenity> no.
40:00 <Maurice> I hate this stupid plonker
40:00 <Bastardly_One> there was an example in this book I was given 
40:00 <Saemon> oh ok
41:00 <Bastardly_One> of a kid from South Australia born completely healthy 
41:00 <[Maverick]> SHUTUP B1 
41:00 <[Maverick]> just stop right there 
41:00 <Saemon> ive never had a boost juice, but i used to assume it was like bubble tea sorta thing
41:00 <Bastardly_One> and got cerebal palsy from them apparently 
41:00 <xm> there will always be outliers in anything. when you're dealing with prevention on a mass scale you're more interested in the well-being of all
41:00 <Serenity> no.
41:00 <Bastardly_One> my ex full on got brainwashed by i 
41:00 <Bastardly_One> *it
41:00 <[Maverick]> no b1 
41:00 <[Maverick]> helll no
41:00 <[Maverick]> it's not a disease. 
41:00 <Bastardly_One> but joke was on her trying to get him into kinder
42:00 <[Maverick]> you can't just catch cp
42:00 <Bastardly_One> he had to go get them all anyway
42:00 <Bastardly_One> I know Mav
42:00 <Serenity> why would it be joke on her.
42:00 <[Maverick]> of course he would 
42:00 <[Maverick]> you fuckwit/
42:00 <Serenity> they cant stop you sending your kid to school with no vacs
42:00 <Maurice> (23:41:33) (Bastardly_One): and got cerebal palsy from them apparently
42:00 <Bastardly_One> they can over here 
42:00 <Maurice> The fuck
42:00 <milk> Patients are expendable to the purse
42:00 <Serenity> no
42:00 <Serenity> they cant
42:00 <Saemon> yeah thats like saying someone catching down syndrome
42:00 <Saemon> lol Bastardly_One just got caught out!!
42:00 <Saemon> OWNT.
42:00 <Maurice> It doesn't just appear like chicken pox
42:00 <Serenity> theres no state in australia that does that
42:00 <Bastardly_One> Maurice, read the end ... I said ... she was brainwashed
42:00 <Serenity> its illegal to stop a child attending school
42:00 <Bastardly_One> I am pretty sure in Vic 
43:00 <Bastardly_One> they have to have their shots now
43:00 <Serenity> no
43:00 <[Maverick]> xm: are you saying autism is nonsense? 
43:00 <xm> no
43:00 <[Maverick]> oh 
43:00 <[Maverick]> phew 
43:00 <Bastardly_One> you sure?
43:00 <xm> im talking about the autism/vaccination 
43:00 <[Maverick]> ahh yeah
43:00 <Serenity> yes i am sure
43:00 <[Maverick]> load of snot. 
43:00 <Bastardly_One> I honestly thought it wasnt legal anymore 
43:00 <Bastardly_One> or something 
44:00 <Serenity> they cannot stop a child attending school its illegal
44:00 <Serenity> they just have to excluse them if there is a contagious disease present at the school
44:00 <Bastardly_One> Teague never even got the vit k in the foot when he was born 
44:00 <Bastardly_One> she was mental about vaccinations
44:00 <[Maverick]> and they can't stop you from having your vaccines. 
44:00 <[Maverick]> not* 
44:00 <Serenity> centrelink will take money off you
44:00 <Serenity> but they cant make you get them
44:00 <[Maverick]> ^^ 
44:00 <milk> There is the home schooling option
45:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah right ... *nods*
45:00 <Maurice> Wtf kind of name is Teague
45:00 <[Maverick]> milk, can you imagine b1 or Saemon homeschooling some poor kid? 
45:00 <xm> there are some countries where if parents try to homeschool there kids they get arrested
45:00 <Maurice> How do you even say it
45:00 <xm> and that's in Western Europe
45:00 <Maurice> TEEG?
45:00 <Bastardly_One> better than the name the poor kid was gonna get
45:00 <Bastardly_One> yep
45:00 <xm> hteir*
45:00 <xm> their*
45:00 <Bastardly_One> he was gonna be Jasper
45:00 <[Maverick]> Jasper is better 
46:00 <Bastardly_One> teague jasper james
46:00 <Serenity> vit k goes in the leg
46:00 <Serenity> you're thinking of the heel prick.
46:00 <milk> Its not very wise to socially exclude your kids, but I've met people who did it
46:00 <Bastardly_One> teague apparently means son of poet
46:00 <Bastardly_One> My ex was a bigger prat than I am 
46:00 <Saemon> jasper brians cousin from family guy?
46:00 <Bastardly_One> poor kid
46:00 <milk> It was this millennium cult
46:00 <xm> what is your definition of cult, milk
46:00 <[Maverick]> NOT THE MILLENIUM CULT 
47:00 <Bastardly_One> I only had girls names picked out 
47:00 <Bastardly_One> if he was a girl he was gonna be Kira or Freya
47:00 <[Maverick]> Well he is your son, SO HE IS STILL A GIRLLL 
47:00 <[Maverick]> weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
47:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... he's a bogan from hell 
47:00 <Maurice> [Maverick]s parents only had girls names picked too
48:00 <Maurice> BAZINGA
48:00 <Saemon> who raised him Bastardly_One?
48:00 <milk> They are history now, but they believed their children were sacred beyond the means of civilisation
48:00 <Bastardly_One> I know an English lady ... like in society ... a doctor ... called Darcey
49:00 <Maurice> :D
49:00 <Bastardly_One> well, I talk to her ... not know her
49:00 <Bastardly_One> My mother did too
49:00 <Bastardly_One> Jamie is a girly name
49:00 <xm> are you lying down on a comfy sofa when you do :P
50:00 <Maurice> We know
50:00 <Serenity> i wish my name was bob
50:00 <[Maverick]> HAHAHAHA XM
50:00 <Bastardly_One> xm, you'd love my shrink by the way ... that's another story 
50:00 <[Maverick]> it is
50:00 <[Maverick]> well.. when you go bobbing for apples 
50:00 <[Maverick]> ;) 
50:00 <xm> oh ive got a new one
50:00 <xm> it's a female too
50:00 <Bastardly_One> he's a boffin, mad professor type
50:00 <xm> havent met her yet. hope she's fun
50:00 <Bastardly_One> like a old uni lecturer
51:00 <Bastardly_One> he's cool apart from his line, "what do you think about that?"
51:00 <Serenity> i need a shrink
51:00 <xm> how long have you been seeing him
51:00 <Bastardly_One> do you really want to know?
51:00 <Serenity> how appropriate studying to be a psyche and i need one
51:00 <Bastardly_One> lemme, see ... on and off ... 8yrs
51:00 <Bastardly_One> he keeps telling me I don't need to see him
51:00 <Saemon> who raised him?
51:00 <Bastardly_One> then I book again after an episode
51:00 <[Maverick]> shutup Saemon
51:00 <xm> that's just them trying to make you think. they will never say things like, "OK. this guy on IRC is clearly antagonising you. you need to take steps to block him out of your life. have you tried ignore?"
52:00 <Bastardly_One> lol 
52:00 <Bastardly_One> yep
52:00 <Saemon> oh
52:00 <xm> they never, ever get specific with me
52:00 <Bastardly_One> and I turn it around and ask him what does he think
52:00 <xm> and they know i dont go there to talk
52:00 <xm> im sort of required to go by law
52:00 <Saemon> its cuz they want u to continue with more sessions
52:00 <Bastardly_One> or distract him from his script
52:00 <Saemon> thats how they get paid
52:00 <xm> once i get discharged -- fuck that
52:00 <milk> My psych is a white pommie lady who worked in the outback and doesn't have any aboriginal children
52:00 <Bastardly_One> and he gets agitated when you do that ... he is really put out 
53:00 <Bastardly_One> he has a script ... a routine
53:00 <xm> i try to get out as quick as i can. both in the session and in the long-term
53:00 <Bastardly_One> veer him from it and he definitely gets agitated
53:00 <xm> it's such as waste of time. ive asked TheBaron once about a tac tic i might do
53:00 <Bastardly_One> oh, half hour sessions over here 
53:00 <xm> like keep post-poning the appts
53:00 <xm> mine are 10minish each
53:00 <xm> my last one was less than 5
53:00 <Bastardly_One> lucky you!
53:00 <Bastardly_One> he talks a lot of shit 
53:00 <xm> yeah, but i dont have psychological problems
53:00 <Bastardly_One> but you'd like him
54:00 <Bastardly_One> Oh, he'd fill the other 25mins 
54:00 <Serenity> i wish anthonys appointments wer only 10 mins
54:00 <Bastardly_One> talking random at you like I talk
54:00 <xm> just go in there one day with no intent to talk
54:00 <Serenity> fucking hours
54:00 <xm> and see how he tries to fill the silence
54:00 <Bastardly_One> I just told ya how
54:00 <Bastardly_One> it's like talking to a doctor version
54:00 <xm> 'so with that Tigers game. how would you imagine yourself? forward, defence, the coach...?'
55:00 <Bastardly_One> of myself
55:00 <Bastardly_One> oh, have you met him?
55:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
55:00 <Bastardly_One> he does that with Essendon
55:00 <xm> if i didnt have the fear of being locked up
55:00 <xm> i would troll them so hell bad
55:00 <xm> and record it all
55:00 <Bastardly_One> I admit I troll him a little bit
55:00 <xm> put it on a soundcloud
55:00 <Bastardly_One> and he did get mad the day he worked it out 
56:00 <xm> soundcloud.com/psych-sessions
56:00 <Bastardly_One> but he's good fun kind of 
56:00 <Saemon> lol what did u do to troll him?
56:00 <ThirteenthOrder> EIGHT fucking minutes of a man swinging his balls to Mozart... and it had an entire room of people hypnotised :|
56:00 <Bastardly_One> Serenity, your's would be frustrating and hard I'd imagine
56:00 <Bastardly_One> lots of tests?
56:00 <Bastardly_One> Simple Simon
57:00 <Serenity> not with the psyche no
57:00 <Saemon> this reminds me of louise from bobs burgers trolling the school counsellor
57:00 <^pilot^> evening sarah, evening b1
57:00 <Serenity> thats the paed visits
57:00 <Serenity> hello marko
57:00 <Bastardly_One> I troll him something about philosphy and stuff
57:00 <xm> so Bastardly_One is this the public system or what
57:00 <Bastardly_One> hey marko
57:00 <Serenity> Ants psyche just wants to talk about uni lately
57:00 <Bastardly_One> xm, private but bulk bill
57:00 <xm> ah ok
57:00 <Serenity> she seems facinated with me going to uni
58:00 <Bastardly_One> his latest thing is about beatnick authors
58:00 <Bastardly_One> because I put him onto William S Burroughs and Allen Ginsberg
58:00 <xm> didnt that William guy have an extremely high IQ
58:00 <Bastardly_One> yep
58:00 <xm> but the problem is that child prodigies burn out very quickly
58:00 <^pilot^> thankyou 
58:00 <xm> and amount to nothing with few accomplishments
58:00 <Bastardly_One> and got away with murder literally
58:00 <Bastardly_One> you'd know about that yeah?
58:00 <ThirteenthOrder> xm: Like chinese children ^_^
59:00 <Bastardly_One> he was gay but murdered his wife in a game of William Tell
59:00 <xm> no, dont remember the murder bit. i read about him ages ago
59:00 <Bastardly_One> in Mexico
59:00 <Bastardly_One> and his brother got him off who was a laywer
59:00 <xm> i know both of his parents were academics though
59:00 <slinky_J> I THOUGHT YOU SHOULD ALL KNOW
59:00 <Serenity> i should sleep but im too wired
59:00 <slinky_J> ily
59:00 <^pilot^> sarha 
59:00 <xm> getting off on murder is more common than people think though
59:00 <^pilot^> my truck broked down today
59:00 <Serenity> unlucky
00:00 <Bastardly_One> oh no poor marko
00:00 <^pilot^> on stirling hwy bridge
00:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah, I am not sleeping for about 10 more hours
00:00 <Bastardly_One> and I've had a couple more cans of that CS today
00:00 <KevinFlynn|Arcading> TRON!
00:00 <Bastardly_One> well, in the last hour
01:00 <Bastardly_One> oh yeah timmeh
01:00 <Bastardly_One> how did that go?
01:00 <Bastardly_One> the blood test and shit
01:00 <KevinFlynn|Arcading> Lol, she wasn't preggers
01:00 <Serenity> i had a migraine all day and had an assignment due tonight
01:00 <Serenity> so that was fair shit
01:00 <Bastardly_One> just as Serenity and Maurice told ya
02:00 <Bastardly_One> Serenity, fuck that 
02:00 <Bastardly_One> I only get the pain in the ones very very very rarely
02:00 <Bastardly_One> nothing like you get regularly thank fuck
02:00 <Serenity> i was popping pain killers every hour and drinking coffee with them
02:00 <Serenity> it helped
02:00 <^pilot^> panafen ?
02:00 <[Maverick]> Hello Sarah. 
03:00 <Bastardly_One> fucking Mav
03:00 <Bastardly_One> such a stirring cunt 
03:00 <[Maverick]> yes? 
03:00 <Bastardly_One> but is trying to kill me 
03:00 <[Maverick]> anddd your point is 
03:00 <KevinFlynn|Arcading> In other news, she nearly kicked me out tonight all for saying "If you do too much around the house, your heart will go pop"... then shes like "my hearts been bad anyway thanks asshole"... then wham, a few hours later she settles down and is normal again...
03:00 <Maurice> I what
03:00 <Serenity> strong pain xtra has more codeine than panafen
03:00 <Bastardly_One> you're making me laugh when I least expect it 
03:00 <KevinFlynn|Arcading> I'm suspecting my wife might have Bipolar... ^_^
04:00 <Bastardly_One> Maurice, remember 13th order coming in about his wife getting a blood test to see if she was preg?
04:00 <Bastardly_One> that's this dude
04:00 <Bastardly_One> and she wasn't
04:00 <Maurice> I dont remember yesterday
04:00 <Bastardly_One> good point
04:00 <ThirteenthOrder> Maurice is showing signs of being a good IRC user.
05:00 <Bastardly_One> I completely forgot and it came to mind when I asked
05:00 <Serenity> but i take mersyndol because it helps relax my neck muscles to stop the migraine
05:00 <Bastardly_One> ah, thats where they start in general?
05:00 <[Maverick]> I hate how mersyndol relaxes muscles. 
05:00 <Bastardly_One> like for everyone Serenity?
05:00 <[Maverick]> >.> 
05:00 <Serenity> LOL darcy
06:00 <Bastardly_One> I've fucked my shoulder again 
06:00 <Bastardly_One> and it's gone up my neck 
06:00 <Serenity> my neck doesnt cause the migraine but it makes them worse
06:00 <Bastardly_One> all from heaving in breath this time
06:00 <Bastardly_One> done the trap again 
06:00 <Bastardly_One> grrrrrrrrrrrrr
06:00 <milk> Immigrants should have to take genetic screening tests
07:00 <Serenity> usually starts in my right eye i can 'see' it before the pain comes
07:00 <[Maverick]> ThirteenthOrder: your wife sounds like helen keller, deaf dumb and blind. 
07:00 <Serenity> then my eyes swell
07:00 <Serenity> and if its bad my face goes numb
07:00 <[Maverick]> hehe.. comes
07:00 <Bastardly_One> and I have no feeling in the indext finger of this side the shoulder pain is on
07:00 <fawks> indext
07:00 <milk> So that no gm immigrants are allowed in
07:00 <Bastardly_One> oops
07:00 <Bastardly_One> *index
07:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I've only had a couple of the eye ones
08:00 <Bastardly_One> fucked if I want a real migrane ever if it gets worse than that 
08:00 <Bastardly_One> even a sadist has to be sympathetic to that 
08:00 <Bastardly_One> sucks to be you
08:00 <Serenity> generally id sleep it off
08:00 <Serenity> but im not always able to
09:00 <[Maverick]> toothaches are worse than migranes :/ 
09:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm used to those
09:00 <Bastardly_One> the teeth I have left are ruined
09:00 <Serenity> dunno if i can agree with that i can still function with a tooth ache
09:00 <Serenity> migraines floor me
10:00 <milk> My dear old dad gets migraines when he sees bright flashes
10:00 <Bastardly_One> he smokes though
10:00 <Bastardly_One> they are cunts when you smoke tooth ache
10:00 <Bastardly_One> +s
10:00 <Serenity> i did used to be a smoker
10:00 <Bastardly_One> and ze bong will ruin your teeth
10:00 <[Maverick]> or ye old 1, 2 combo... 
10:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah true ... 
11:00 <Serenity> ok
11:00 <[Maverick]> migranes and teeth 
11:00 <Serenity> im fucking wrecked
11:00 <Serenity> im going to bed
11:00 <[Maverick]> :o 
11:00 <Serenity> night
11:00 <Bastardly_One> night 
11:00 <[Maverick]> up on blocks still? 
11:00 <[Maverick]> :P 
11:00 <Serenity> NO
11:00 <Serenity> go to bed darcy
11:00 <Bastardly_One> lol @ up on blocks
11:00 <Bastardly_One> she is gonna smash you one day
11:00 <[Maverick]> red seaaa is flowing 
11:00 <[Maverick]> just need moses to part it 
12:00 <Maurice> Bye me chocoooooo <3
12:00 <milk> Remember meatspin?
12:00 <Bastardly_One> and *I* get told I have a deathwish
12:00 <Bastardly_One> still exists milk
12:00 <Bastardly_One> so does tube girl 
12:00 <Bastardly_One> motherless or whatever it is 
13:00 <[Maverick]> omghai2u was a good one. 
13:00 <Bastardly_One> does anyone rememeber Dan's Gallery of the Grotesque?
13:00 <Bastardly_One> was the first of it's kin
13:00 <[Maverick]> or pen island.com 
13:00 <Bastardly_One> *kind
14:00 <[Maverick]> was it on stone tablets Bastardly_One? 
14:00 <Bastardly_One> and I remember they had pics of Kurt GoBang
14:00 <Bastardly_One> with pools of blood at his head and shit 
14:00 <Bastardly_One> sure was 
14:00 <Bastardly_One> re: stone tablets
14:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm sure if you googled the name it would be archived
14:00 <Bastardly_One> someone do that and see if it is 
15:00 <Bastardly_One> was popular enough to be archived and being one of the first
16:00 <milk> There is no point in being right when you're ultra left wing
16:00 <Bastardly_One> I still say courtney killed him 
16:00 <Bastardly_One> she's too dodgy on the subject
16:00 <Bastardly_One> a gun isn't exactly the way a junky thinks to go out 
17:00 <Bastardly_One> but yeah that's tin foil hat talk 
17:00 <milk> It was the nineties, everyone was high on crack
17:00 <slinky_J> <@Serenity> i was popping pain killers every hour and drinking Jack Daniels with them
17:00 <slinky_J> lols
17:00 <slinky_J> norti
17:00 <slinky_J> I KNOW YOUR SECRETS
18:00 <Bastardly_One> this BITCH
18:00 <Bastardly_One> stop fucking giggling 
18:00 <Bastardly_One> I am gonna get up and kick the telly in 
18:00 <Bastardly_One> her and Captain Douche ... 
19:00 <Bastardly_One> told ya it would take a day at most to get sick of these FF characters
19:00 <slinky_J> oo yeeaa https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/10565234_696183863769877_5831582001669192966_n.jpg?oh=a310467b8f3856001914b4321ddfff60&oe=54366158&__gda__=1413190706_c127c42eab5ce92b9c4dd34deef6f043
20:00 <[Maverick]> <+Bastardly_One> I still say courtney killed him 
20:00 <Bastardly_One> yah?
20:00 <[Maverick]> she got someone to do it... 
20:00 <Bastardly_One> oh so you agree to a degree
20:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah that's not a junky way to go out 
20:00 <Bastardly_One> and the way Francis is with her 
20:00 <milk> My ex works as a garbologist now
21:00 <Bastardly_One> and how she acts on the subject
21:00 <[Maverick]> he had enough smack in his body NOT to be able to pick up a shotgun and shoot himself in the head... 
21:00 <Bastardly_One> she KNOWS for sure
21:00 <Bastardly_One> yep
21:00 <Bastardly_One> plus it's not a junky way to go out 
21:00 <Bastardly_One> they don't think like that ... they'd rather go out on their drug of choice
21:00 <[Maverick]> it wasn't the junky factor though. 
21:00 <[Maverick]> he was seriously depressed and shit.. 
22:00 <Bastardly_One> oh for sure 
22:00 <Bastardly_One> and honestly over here he had no idea where he was 
22:00 <slinky_J> man
22:00 <Bastardly_One> I told you that story
22:00 <slinky_J> cobain killed himself
22:00 <milk> Meh
22:00 <Bastardly_One> no he didn't
22:00 <[Maverick]> Watch Foo Fighters - Back and Forth.... 
22:00 <Bastardly_One> yep
22:00 <[Maverick]> Dave tells alot about his side of the story. 
22:00 <Bastardly_One> I know the story from his mouth 
23:00 <Bastardly_One> you can believe what you want but I have a lot to thank Dave for
23:00 <Bastardly_One> I'd never of got into that scene live mixing
23:00 <Bastardly_One> without his couch and support 
23:00 <Bastardly_One> J
23:00 <Bastardly_One> this is one theory Mav and I will agree on 
24:00 <Bastardly_One> and the proof is there 
24:00 <Bastardly_One> if researched
24:00 <Bastardly_One> Mav picked up a good prophecy from a singer who died recently
24:00 <Bastardly_One> that he and I like too 
24:00 <Bastardly_One> like he was eventually planning to die the way he did 
25:00 <Bastardly_One> the first nirvana album Bleach 
25:00 <Bastardly_One> will always be a classic
26:00 <Ana_Ng> really going out on a limb there
27:00 <Bastardly_One> the murder?
27:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh ... just got him murdered
27:00 <Ana_Ng> classic
27:00 <Bastardly_One> Oh
28:00 <Bastardly_One> I love it 
28:00 <Bastardly_One> I live mixed all those sub pop bands in Seattle
28:00 <slinky_J> courtney love doesnt have the brains to organise a murder and get away with it
28:00 <Bastardly_One> I was there maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!
28:00 <Bastardly_One> so it was the time of my life Ana
28:00 <slinky_J> i still like nervermind the most
28:00 <[Maverick]> I like Bleach, but I prefer Nevermind 
28:00 <slinky_J> but i liked and always will like Bush more
29:00 <Ana_Ng> hah
29:00 <Bastardly_One> they were dirtier before Geffen made them chance Nevermind
29:00 <slinky_J> razorblade suitcase <3
29:00 <Bastardly_One> Nevermind was going to be the EP before it 
29:00 <slinky_J> greedy fly is my fav song
29:00 <Bastardly_One> the Aneryism EP
29:00 <[Maverick]> but the organised hit on kurt.. is just a theory anyways 
29:00 <Bastardly_One> but Geffen told them to fuck right off
29:00 <Bastardly_One> and Dave made Nevermind 
29:00 <slinky_J> and why would anyone want kurt dead
29:00 <Bastardly_One> Dave really made them pop
29:00 <Bastardly_One> ummmmmmmmmmmmmmm
29:00 <Bastardly_One> easy
29:00 <Bastardly_One> Kurt died
29:00 <Ana_Ng> bast
30:00 <Bastardly_One> Courtney is in money for the rest of her life
30:00 <Bastardly_One> yes Ana?
30:00 <Ana_Ng> remove "pop" from your vocab
30:00 <slinky_J> courtney didnt have him killed
30:00 <Bastardly_One> it's true though 
30:00 <Bastardly_One> Geffen told them to make it nicer
30:00 <Bastardly_One> was exactly like Bleach stuff
30:00 <Bastardly_One> I've the demo on tape still
30:00 <slinky_J> i take music for music
31:00 <slinky_J> regardless of the artist
31:00 <slinky_J> it's the songs that matter
31:00 <Bastardly_One> note how Nevermind onwards is like Foo Fighters
31:00 <Bastardly_One> who cares but it's fact
31:00 <slinky_J> shrug
31:00 <Bastardly_One> and that's because Geffen said no to the Bleach sound
31:00 <[Maverick]> Because Butch Vig produced them? 
31:00 <slinky_J> soz man i dont like to disect these things
31:00 <[Maverick]> and he is a loud producer. 
32:00 <slinky_J> kinda ruins shit for me if i do
32:00 <Bastardly_One> Mav, yes and Geffen also had issues with Big Black and Rapeman 
32:00 <slinky_J> like people that post utube videos pointing out flaws in films
32:00 <Bastardly_One>  Butch Vig stuff
32:00 <Ana_Ng> nobody is forced to work with david geffen
33:00 <Bastardly_One> I left the US just at that stage is why it's always so fresh in my mind 
33:00 <Bastardly_One> Sonic Youth got them the contract
33:00 <Bastardly_One> they came with the Aneryism EP
33:00 <Bastardly_One> which was a full album 
33:00 <Bastardly_One> and Geffen said 
33:00 <Ana_Ng> spelling
33:00 <Bastardly_One> no thank you 
33:00 <slinky_J> https://scontent-b-lax.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/t1.0-9/10338694_4526099568413_255461208939965691_n.jpg
33:00 <slinky_J> lolz
33:00 <beagle> hi, im geffen
33:00 <Bastardly_One> make a more radio friendly album 
33:00 <beagle> geffen fuck out here wow so boring
33:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah how do you spell that word?
34:00 <Bastardly_One> but that's how they changed sound *shrugs*
34:00 <slinky_J> man
34:00 <slinky_J> the past is a wilderness of horrors
34:00 <Ana_Ng> you don't hire geffen to sound the same
34:00 <slinky_J> never look back
35:00 <slinky_J> ima watch I, Frankenstein soon
35:00 <Bastardly_One> they got signed to Geffen
35:00 <slinky_J> 3 vals down
35:00 <slinky_J> pumped
35:00 <Bastardly_One> because Sonic Youth were on Geffen
35:00 <[Maverick]> isn't Sub-Pop just a shoot off from Geffen? 
35:00 <Ana_Ng> aneurysm
35:00 <Bastardly_One> and Sonic Youth loved them
35:00 <Bastardly_One> and that's how Sup Pop was purchased too
35:00 <Bastardly_One> Sonic Youth put Geffen onto Sub Pop bands
36:00 <slinky_J> sigh
36:00 <Bastardly_One> another great band that is now Pearl Jam with a differnet singer were
36:00 <Bastardly_One> Mother Lovebone
36:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck they were good before Andrew Wood died and Eddie fuckface 
37:00 <Bastardly_One> I'll get a song 
37:00 <Bastardly_One> and tell me its not briliant
37:00 <Ana_Ng> why are you giving us grunge history
37:00 <Ana_Ng> oh right
37:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k7CPIXnaeeQ
38:00 <Bastardly_One> that band were amazing
38:00 <Ana_Ng> everyone else here was born in the 90s
38:00 <Bastardly_One> that's Pearl Jam 
38:00 <Bastardly_One> listen to his voice
38:00 <Bastardly_One> and turn that shit up loud
39:00 <Bastardly_One> Ana_Ng
39:00 <Bastardly_One> remember The Fluid?
39:00 <Bastardly_One> another briliant sup pop band ... did a song called Cold Outside
40:00 <Bastardly_One> but if you can't see how much better Mother Lovebone were to Pearl Jam
40:00 <Bastardly_One> you might as well kill yourself
40:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm a star dog champiiiiiiiiiiiiion
40:00 <[Maverick]> I really hope they give the actress from the original girl with the dragon tattoo a decent film to win an oscar in 
40:00 <[Maverick]> she is a fucking brilliant actress 
40:00 <Bastardly_One> the swedish one or the english one?
41:00 <Bastardly_One> english one I gather 
42:00 <[Maverick]> swedish
42:00 <[Maverick]> der 
45:00 <Bastardly_One> yes
45:00 <Bastardly_One> 110% agreement
46:00 <[Maverick]> yeah I am just watching the trilogy now 
46:00 <Bastardly_One> ah ok 
46:00 <Bastardly_One> great set of movies the swedish version
47:00 <Bastardly_One> reminds me of the differences in how the americans fucked up Being Human 
48:00 <slinky_J> think of me as a train goes byyy
48:00 <slinky_J> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0yPMdWxSxUg
48:00 <slinky_J> <3
48:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: GREEN GRASS OFFICIAL VIDEO - CIBELLE (Jul 31, 2007) 4:02 - Category: Music - 1,700,619 - 7,104 likes (96%), 295 dislikes (4%)
49:00 <beagle> sam newman has cock, and balls, and apparently now every body knows
49:00 <beagle> flashing here in adelaide to live croud
49:00 <beagle> after this fake nurse with high skirt probably wobbles her butt
50:00 <[Maverick]> crowd* 
50:00 <beagle> yawn
50:00 <Sponge> did oscar prigstorian get found guilty?
51:00 <slinky_J> who gives a shit
51:00 <slinky_J> dumb fool murdered his gf
51:00 <slinky_J> case closed
51:00 <slinky_J> next!
52:00 <[Maverick]> is it just me or everytime I pick on beagle he is quitting? 
53:00 <slinky_J> dunno
53:00 <Bastardly_One> he is gonna do this all morning
53:00 <Bastardly_One> he did this recently
53:00 <Bastardly_One> come on, rage rant
53:00 <Bastardly_One> then quit
53:00 <Bastardly_One> then come back
53:00 <Bastardly_One> repeat
53:00 <slinky_J> beagle is capacitating the flux
53:00 <Bastardly_One> Serenity, Maurice and a couple of others had him on skype recently
54:00 <Bastardly_One> and he did that then too
54:00 <Bastardly_One> raged joined, quit, came back, repeat
54:00 <slinky_J> U JINXED ME LOL
55:00 <slinky_J> The Falcon in The Curse of The Beagle
55:00 <Bastardly_One> great song line 
55:00 <Bastardly_One> you drive me up the wall, I aint no spider!
56:00 <slinky_J> i gotta dl this movie with tom hardy and that aussie guy that was in phantom menace
57:00 <slinky_J> where they are mma fighters and brothers
57:00 <slinky_J> Warrior!
57:00 <slinky_J> cant wait for The Drop, James Gandalfinis last film <3
58:00 <Bastardly_One> I think I need to mull up again ... I'm in danger of being bored in a second
58:00 <slinky_J> fk me 720p is shit
58:00 <beagle> WHY OLDER MEN DON'T GET HIRED
58:00 <beagle> Job Interview:
58:00 <beagle> Human Resources Manager: "What is your greatest weakness?"
58:00 <beagle> Older Man : "My honesty."
58:00 <beagle> Human Resources Manager: "I don't think honesty is necessarily a weakness."
58:00 <beagle> Older Man : "I don't really give a shit what you think."
58:00 <Bastardly_One> Mav
58:00 <slinky_J> je i popped 3 vals
58:00 <Bastardly_One> told ya 
59:00 <slinky_J> omigosh BIRDMAN is out this month yo
00:00 <slinky_J> Michael Keaton
00:00 <Bastardly_One> hope you havent got an empty stomach
00:00 <slinky_J> that movie is gonna be one helluva movie
00:00 <Bastardly_One> or you will feel sick in the morning
00:00 <slinky_J> so beagle is drunk?
00:00 <slinky_J> who me?
00:00 <Bastardly_One> I guess so?
00:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah you
00:00 <slinky_J> im used to valium
00:00 <Bastardly_One> I did that on 6 the other day
00:00 <slinky_J> i had a t bone n chips n salad for dinner
00:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck me ... was ill for ages
00:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
00:00 <slinky_J> lol
01:00 <Bastardly_One> I just stfu sometimes
01:00 <faux> Idk how true this is but LOL 
01:00 <faux> http://uniladmag.com/articles/justin-bieber-song-scares-bear-away-man-mid-attack/
01:00 <Bastardly_One> what?
01:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
01:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm going to click
02:00 <Bastardly_One> but the title says it all really
02:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
02:00 <Bastardly_One> has to be like the onion
02:00 <Bastardly_One> has to be 
03:00 <faux> http://www.theladbible.com/albums/afternoon-ladness-351/image/c93182b5-1e43-11e4-a47a-d4ae52c74096
04:00 <faux> Also http://m.smh.com.au/lifestyle/life/justin-bieber-ringtone-saves-russian-man-from-bear-attack-20140807-101cpc.html
04:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
04:00 <Bastardly_One> which included
04:00 <Bastardly_One> reading Zoo
04:00 <Bastardly_One> fucking around on FB
04:00 <Bastardly_One> etc
05:00 <Bastardly_One> best worst reference ever
05:00 <[Maverick]> ladbible = zoo mag
05:00 <Bastardly_One> I'd be proud of that
05:00 <Bastardly_One> aaaaaaaaaaaaah
05:00 <[Maverick]> same publisher etc 
06:00 <Bastardly_One> no way
06:00 <Bastardly_One> the herald sun picked up on it?
06:00 <Bastardly_One> so it's real?
06:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
06:00 <[Maverick]> lol... 
06:00 <Bastardly_One> that's messed up
06:00 <[Maverick]> have you read some of the articles that Murdoch Media picks up on? 
07:00 <Bastardly_One> fair point there too 
07:00 <Bastardly_One> that's my local tabloid
07:00 <Bastardly_One> I read The Age ... even that's going downhill unfortunately
07:00 <Bastardly_One> abc news online seems to be the go 
07:00 <slinky_J> I BELIEVE EVERYTHING U POST IS TRUE FOX
07:00 <[Maverick]> and found the sources of said articles cross references with alot of toilet mags 
08:00 <Bastardly_One> the original article she posted was very Onion like 
08:00 <slinky_J> i like onion
08:00 <slinky_J> i like shrimp too
08:00 <slinky_J> plain shrimp
08:00 <Bastardly_One> Onion and AV Club on FB for the win
08:00 <slinky_J> bbq shrimp
08:00 <slinky_J> shrimp gumbo
08:00 <slinky_J> shrimp stuffed shrimp
08:00 <slinky_J> lols
08:00 <Bastardly_One> AV Club is a bit more serious 
08:00 <faux> Who cares if it's true its hilarious 
08:00 <Bastardly_One> oh Mav
09:00 <Bastardly_One> do you know dangerous minds?
09:00 <slinky_J> Sin CIty: A Dame To Kill For
09:00 <Bastardly_One> the site and FB page?
09:00 <slinky_J> i think ima be goin to the movies again soon!
09:00 <Bastardly_One> if not ... inform yourself
09:00 <faux>  av club isn't satirical like the onion 
09:00 <faux> Still has funny shit though 
09:00 <Bastardly_One> no, it's a bit more serious but they cross reference
09:00 <Bastardly_One> dangerous minds is very pop culture
10:00 <Bastardly_One> but "alternative" pop culture
10:00 <Bastardly_One> so I think Mav would like it and their site
10:00 <faux> Cos the onion runs the av club lok
10:00 <Bastardly_One> sure do 
10:00 <faux> zz
10:00 <Bastardly_One> The Onion is so hit and miss though don't you think?
11:00 <Bastardly_One> or maybe it's too American and I just don't get it 
11:00 <Bastardly_One> sometimes
11:00 <Bastardly_One> keep linking
11:00 <Bastardly_One> My surfing is boring 
12:00 <[Maverick]> no, but I know the movie :D 
12:00 <Bastardly_One> well, do it ... the FB page is cool but the site has lots of interesting shit on it 
13:00 <[Maverick]> no.
13:00 <Bastardly_One> fine
16:00 <faux> lool
17:00 <nano> faux looks for it
18:00 <screwss> hey everyone
27:00 <Saemon> hola
28:00 <screwss> Saemon fishing in the yemen
28:00 <slinky_J> screwss saemon
28:00 <Saemon> lol
28:00 <slinky_J> lols
28:00 <slinky_J> i screw salmon
28:00 <Saemon> yoyo slinksterrr
28:00 <Saemon> sup G
28:00 <[Maverick]> jesus christ..... 
28:00 <[Maverick]> it's the fucking full quid in here tonight 
28:00 <[Maverick]> Bastardly_One, screwss and Saemon
29:00 <screwss> interesting to see old friendships being turned aginst one another
29:00 <Saemon> we're missing chris, beagle, matthew, pieter and beehhh
29:00 <Saemon> oh and picard
29:00 <Bastardly_One> oi
29:00 <Bastardly_One> stop including me with the spastics
29:00 <Saemon> lol Bastardly_One see this? you're included in THE category now
29:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm just old 
30:00 <Saemon> lol nah mate too late, you're one of us
30:00 <Saemon> #cats people
30:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck up pissant
30:00 <Bastardly_One> when I want to hear from you I'll kick you in the ribs gimp
30:00 <Bastardly_One> until then silence
30:00 <screwss> Bastardly_One: maybe its time for an attitude adjustment
30:00 <Saemon> i consider myself an honorary member of cats, even though i cant join the room cuz i get automatically z-lined whenever i join
30:00 <screwss> whats the thing you always told me
30:00 <[Maverick]> I am just calling it as everyone and myself sees it 
30:00 <screwss> when many ppl are saying the same thing about you its prolly true
31:00 <[Maverick]> :P 
31:00 <Bastardly_One> *glares*
31:00 <Saemon> lol attitude adjustment! the AA!
31:00 <screwss> alcoholics anonymous
31:00 <Bastardly_One> *yawns*
31:00 <Saemon> through the announce table
31:00 <Bastardly_One> isn't it interesting Mav
31:00 <[Maverick]> ha ha ha ha ha 
32:00 <[Maverick]> no
32:00 <Bastardly_One> how serious people take certain things
32:00 <Bastardly_One> lol @ no
32:00 <[Maverick]> it's not. 
32:00 <Bastardly_One> sad?
32:00 <Saemon> mav hates you now b1
32:00 <screwss> 0wn3d
32:00 <Saemon> this is a major development
32:00 <[Maverick]> what do you mean 'now'? 
32:00 <Bastardly_One> stop trying so hard you two
32:00 <[Maverick]> I always have. 
32:00 <screwss> Saemon: it is
32:00 <Bastardly_One> oh and now PZ
32:00 <[Maverick]> fossil knows it. 
32:00 <screwss> was going to happen eventually. put 2 lions in the same room
32:00 <Bastardly_One> yep
32:00 <Saemon> lol nice mav
33:00 <Saemon> lion?
33:00 <garden> B1 fuckwit you only think i'm pz because mav said it was
33:00 <Saemon> lol b1 aint no lion
33:00 <garden> you're a dumb fuck
33:00 <Saemon> he's a meerkat
33:00 <Bastardly_One> he aint ever gonna forgive me for the way I "introduced" myself
33:00 <screwss> you know what i mean. clash of the egos
33:00 <[Maverick]> hahahaha 
33:00 <[Maverick]> (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻
33:00 <[Maverick]> night 
33:00 <[Maverick]> have fun. 
33:00 <Bastardly_One> and that's acceptable
33:00 <Saemon> ah ic
33:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah have fun ... 
33:00 <[Maverick]> it's not that/// 
33:00 <screwss> this is what happens when a lunatic meets an egomaniac
33:00 <[Maverick]> you're just a pompous cunt/ 
33:00 <Bastardly_One> oh ... and you're not?
33:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
33:00 <[Maverick]> :D 
34:00 <Bastardly_One> aren't you going?
34:00 <screwss> you just gonna take that b1
34:00 <Bastardly_One> yep
34:00 <Bastardly_One> no reason not to 
34:00 <slinky_J> chilly out
34:00 <Saemon> the laughter before the knifing
34:00 <slinky_J> heh 6
34:00 <slinky_J> bring it on!
34:00 <Bastardly_One> I'd rather Mav being honest and blunt
35:00 <garden> doesnt mean you're besties
35:00 <Bastardly_One> than 10 of you sheep
35:00 <Bastardly_One> exactly garden
35:00 <faux> Pfft
35:00 <Bastardly_One> oh not you
35:00 <Saemon> what are u on about Bastardly_One im always honest and blunt with you Bastardly_One
35:00 <screwss> faux fur
35:00 <Bastardly_One> the ones that go on from person to person like simple simon
35:00 <Bastardly_One> he'll never get it faux
35:00 <Bastardly_One> you
35:00 <faux> I was pffting at you b1
35:00 <Bastardly_One> are just spastic
36:00 <faux> You say you like honesty but you can't handle it
36:00 <Bastardly_One> what for now?
36:00 <garden> what faux said
36:00 <Bastardly_One> Oh, you shoosh 
36:00 <Saemon> lol ^
36:00 <Bastardly_One> oh look
36:00 <Saemon> 2nd what faux said
36:00 <Bastardly_One> now the kids are trying to get into it 
36:00 <Bastardly_One> I know what faux meant
36:00 <Bastardly_One> and it wasn't totally generalised
37:00 <Saemon> i know what faux meant too, Bastardly_One i know you, i know what you are like, we've been feuding since like 2012
37:00 <garden> YOURE A COCK SUCKER B1
38:00 <screwss> b1 - being respectful to others is sometimes hard, i know
38:00 <screwss> but then again mav is a unintelligent unrefined leader
38:00 <Bastardly_One> so wrong
38:00 <Bastardly_One> faux knows I actually respect her 
38:00 <screwss> mav is actually a good example of picking someone from a caravan park and making him prime minister of australia
38:00 <Bastardly_One> doesn't mean we're best mates
39:00 <Saemon> pffft
39:00 <Saemon> kissin ass now
39:00 <Saemon> lol
39:00 <screwss> :P
39:00 <garden> B1 loves it when people talk about him, good or bad and then he plays dumb and acts on how people see him
39:00 <Saemon> omg garden so true
40:00 <screwss> in any event hope it all works out
40:00 <Saemon> haha that tmz show is actually quite funny
40:00 <slinky_J> wooo
40:00 <slinky_J> everyone fkn hyped!
40:00 <slinky_J> FOR NO APPARENT REASON
41:00 <slinky_J> cause i am
41:00 <Saemon> they all seem like a chill group of ppl to hang out with 
41:00 <Saemon> n have a laugh
41:00 <Bastardly_One> you didn't even get what garden meant 
41:00 <Bastardly_One> that's what I mean by how stupid you are 
41:00 <Saemon> yes i did
41:00 <Bastardly_One> no you didn't
41:00 <Bastardly_One> I did 
42:00 <Bastardly_One> dont hate the player
42:00 <Bastardly_One> hate the game
42:00 <Saemon> prove it then, explain 
42:00 <Bastardly_One> ;)
42:00 <Bastardly_One> I just did idiot
42:00 <Saemon> explain what you think garden meant
42:00 <Bastardly_One> I just did
42:00 <Bastardly_One> for fuck sake
42:00 <Bastardly_One> don't hate the player
42:00 <Bastardly_One> hate the game 
43:00 <Saemon> .......that doesnt explain anything
43:00 <Saemon> you
43:00 <Bastardly_One> explains everything 
43:00 <Bastardly_One> if you're not a spastic
43:00 <Saemon> nah you're shit at explaining things
43:00 <Saemon> shows ur just as dumb as i am
44:00 <KoraX> Ho shit
44:00 <KoraX> what up peons?
44:00 <Saemon> who, in the blue hell, are YOU?
44:00 <KoraX> heh.
44:00 <KoraX> 2002-2010.
44:00 <Saemon> whats the significance of those years?
44:00 <KoraX> lookin for that faggot panda
45:00 <KoraX> wanna lay hands on him.
45:00 <Saemon> to do what?
45:00 <Bastardly_One> never heard of him
45:00 <Saemon> beat him up?
45:00 <KoraX> Longie would know who in the fuck i am. 
45:00 <Bastardly_One> what's his real name do you know?
45:00 <KoraX> Yeah i know it
45:00 <Bastardly_One> what is it?
45:00 <KoraX> whats the rules on spittin kats real names in here
46:00 <Bastardly_One> damn
47:00 <Saemon> lol b1 so obvious
47:00 <garden> what colour is wood when it gets burnt?
47:00 <KoraX> id say 
47:00 <KoraX> wood would get dark
47:00 <Saemon> KoraX i got some connections in adel man
47:00 <Saemon> what u want done?
47:00 <KoraX> nothing
47:00 <KoraX> i wanna say hi
47:00 <garden> black?
47:00 <KoraX> to the dark, wooded... man...
47:00 <Saemon> oh ok
47:00 <KoraX> after 10 years
47:00 <KoraX> TEN YEARS
47:00 <KoraX> i hear he wants to 'stab me'
48:00 <Saemon> lol his all talk bro
48:00 <Saemon> he wants to stab u with his cock more like it
48:00 <KoraX> either way, he is disturbing my peace.
48:00 <nano> its element
48:00 <KoraX> slinky_J
48:00 <KoraX> Wake the fuck up
49:00 <KoraX> You want to talk shit and fire shots?
49:00 <Bastardly_One> oh dear
49:00 <Bastardly_One> he worked it out 
49:00 <nano> pisssss kissssss
49:00 <Bastardly_One> this should be interesting 
49:00 <KoraX> its 2014
49:00 <KoraX> why the fuck do i get phone calls
49:00 <KoraX> saying some kid who knew me in 2005 wants to 'stab me'
50:00 <KoraX> cheeky little cunt
50:00 <KoraX> just realized cbomb might be banned
50:00 <KoraX>  >.>
50:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh 
50:00 <KoraX> good news
50:00 <Bastardly_One> not anymore 
50:00 <KoraX> anyway, 
50:00 <Bastardly_One> shit, you are old school
50:00 <KoraX> slinky_J
50:00 <KoraX> r u awake?
50:00 <KoraX> This is the 'reckoning' you wanted
50:00 <Bastardly_One> I used to accidently get banned saying cunt all the time
51:00 <[Maverick]>  <screwss> but then again mav is a unintelligent unrefined leader
51:00 <slinky_J> I am awake
51:00 <[Maverick]> atleast I am winning 
51:00 <[Maverick]> :D 
51:00 <KoraX> aiight
51:00 <KoraX> What's this shit i hear about you using my name again
51:00 <KoraX> I thought i fucking told you
51:00 <slinky_J> trying to watch a movie and help my friend through an issue
51:00 <KoraX> We are done.
51:00 <slinky_J> what's your caper KoraX?
51:00 <slinky_J> Told me what
52:00 <slinky_J> using your name lol what're you in a gang or something?
52:00 <slinky_J> you going to sit on me
52:00 <[Maverick]> KoraX: you're Crow's g/fs brother? 
52:00 <KoraX> That
52:00 <KoraX> 's more like it
52:00 <KoraX> :D
52:00 <KoraX> ^^^ yeah im crows bf.
52:00 <KoraX> Bur srs
52:00 <slinky_J> anywayz
52:00 <[Maverick]> ahh
52:00 <KoraX> I hear fucking tale of you bashing me
52:00 <slinky_J> when
52:00 <KoraX> i hear stories the likes of which should be saved for game of thrones
53:00 <KoraX> and yet
53:00 <KoraX> They are about me
53:00 <KoraX> annnnd the protagonist
53:00 <KoraX> IS YOU?
53:00 <KoraX> explain.
53:00 <slinky_J> I wouldnt put much stock in stories
53:00 <[Maverick]> <Saemon> KoraX i got some connections in adel man
53:00 <[Maverick]> LOL 
53:00 <slinky_J> I hear stories about me too
53:00 <[Maverick]> Saemon and his pushbike gang connections 
53:00 <nano> Saemon fuck off!
53:00 <slinky_J> stories about me bashing some chick named Jamie and her having to go to hospital, all while im on a bond, which would mean I'd be in prison right now if that happened
53:00 <slinky_J> I hear stories too.
54:00 <slinky_J> About me
54:00 <garden> that story is true
54:00 <garden> you ugly gronk
55:00 <KoraX> Ey man
55:00 <KoraX> Don't freak on pushie gangs
55:00 <[Maverick]> :P
55:00 <slinky_J> MANDINGO PARTY!
58:00 <KoraX> Neither of them have "gangs in adelaide"
58:00 <KoraX> slinky_J would know more "people" and i use the word people loosely. 
59:00 <KoraX> I just hear of a threat to my life.
59:00 <nano> element fucks offf
59:00 <KoraX> and i go
59:00 <KoraX> ":oh lol, back 2 irc i go"
00:00 <nano> slinky_J is a loser
02:00 <KoraX> ehh. 
02:00 <KoraX> He probably gets WAY more pussy than you, so. lets not play faverouts.. hey
03:00 <crash> i smell
03:00 <crash> true story, showered 8 hrs ago
04:00 <KoraX> bleibe it
04:00 <KoraX> Fuck.
04:00 <KoraX> IRC.
04:00 <KoraX> I miss it.
05:00 <Bastardly_One> you're missing nothing 
05:00 <Bastardly_One> we all return to the proverbial scene of the crime at some stage though
06:00 <crash> is the sun up yet ?
07:00 <KoraX>  i just did mate
07:00 <KoraX> #adelaideSA for what... 9 years?
07:00 <KoraX> gross
07:00 <KoraX> Oh and ... all that frankston ddos shit
07:00 <KoraX> ;) that to
07:00 <Bastardly_One> was that icer stuff only that long ago?
07:00 <crash> frankston is a good place to pick up sluts
07:00 <nano> fucking dogs
07:00 <Bastardly_One> seems like 2000 years go
07:00 <crash> or something
08:00 <Bastardly_One> *ago
10:00 <crash> Bastardly_One entertain us
10:00 <KoraX> yeah
10:00 <Bastardly_One> no chance
10:00 <KoraX> icer was a while back
10:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm playing a FF game
10:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
11:00 <Bastardly_One> unless you want to hear rants about how annoying it is 
11:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah, it feels like 2000 years ago
11:00 <Bastardly_One> someone would have to actually tell me the exact year
11:00 <KoraX> slinky_J
11:00 <crash> ive got no new gossip
12:00 <Bastardly_One> I started in 96 or 97
12:00 <KoraX> Apologies. 
12:00 <crash> my new machine https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=leOO6Zz4CTA&feature=share :P
12:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: A Day for Glass through a FORVET Gamechanger by IGE Glasstechnologies, Inc ( Sep 24, 2012) 0 - Category: Education - 550 views - 0 likes (0%), 0 dislikes (0%)
12:00 <KoraX> It seems the people who gave me certain, info.. want you bashed.
12:00 <crash> i hate it, but got a more money
13:00 <KoraX> and i listened.
13:00 <KoraX> Dumb... fucking... Korax.
13:00 <slinky_J> You're a good guy man
13:00 <Bastardly_One> oh there he is 
13:00 <Bastardly_One> he's also pill fucked
13:00 <KoraX> i wish.
13:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh he is 
13:00 <Bastardly_One> not you
14:00 <Bastardly_One> so he's delayed
14:00 <KoraX> Some rat fuck actually thought this would be the best way to, aleviate debt.
14:00 <slinky_J> hmm
14:00 <Bastardly_One> J
14:00 <KoraX> hahah
14:00 <Bastardly_One> wtf did you do to half of the city of Adelaide at some stage?
14:00 <Bastardly_One> seems half of them want you dead
15:00 <slinky_J> too many ppl clinging to the past, stormin teacups
15:00 <Bastardly_One> you're no angel
15:00 <Bastardly_One> Mew is a good example
15:00 <Bastardly_One> but man 
15:00 <Bastardly_One> must of been good 
15:00 <Bastardly_One> *shrugs*
16:00 <crash> meh
16:00 <KoraX> dead?
16:00 <KoraX> Naw.
16:00 <Bastardly_One> not dead dead
16:00 <Bastardly_One> but hurt
16:00 <KoraX> yeah, ive had times ive wanted to put hands on slinky_J
16:00 <slinky_J> maybe Mew just didnt like the way I smelled
16:00 <KoraX> Mew?
16:00 <KoraX> LOL
16:00 <slinky_J> lol
16:00 <KoraX> IS SHE STILL ON IRC"?
17:00 <KoraX> GOD SAY NO
17:00 <KoraX> lol]
17:00 <Bastardly_One> crash, I'm sticking to consoles ... I have shithouse runs with gaming machines
17:00 <Bastardly_One> yes she i 
17:00 <Bastardly_One> s
17:00 <KoraX> sweet jesus
17:00 <KoraX> i...
17:00 <Bastardly_One> so am I though
17:00 <slinky_J> she is
17:00 <KoraX> *looks up the list*
17:00 <Bastardly_One> and I am fucking OLD
17:00 <KoraX> ^pilot^
17:00 <Ana_Ng> bastardly
17:00 <KoraX> ... im so disappointed 
17:00 <Ana_Ng> are you 45 yet
17:00 <crash> Bastardly_One i need a smartphone that lasts atleast 1.5 days
17:00 <KoraX> Blarp
17:00 <KoraX> BlackDevil
17:00 <Bastardly_One> nearly Ana_Ng ... Sept
17:00 <KoraX> WHY
17:00 <Bastardly_One> lol @ why
17:00 <KoraX> no opers
18:00 <Ana_Ng> don't do it
18:00 <Ana_Ng> it sucks
18:00 <KoraX> is #ASD still run by fagnazis
18:00 <crash> Bastardly_One should be ops
18:00 <KoraX> on a powah trip?
18:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah 2 active opps
18:00 <Ana_Ng> just found out i qualify to join the senior center
18:00 <Bastardly_One> I was an op in here 
18:00 <KoraX> Bastardly_One and crash NEED OLINES
18:00 <KoraX> WHERE IS MY CREW?
18:00 <Bastardly_One> we have TWO active oppers
18:00 <Bastardly_One> BlackDevil and gremlinz
18:00 <crash> i need some good music
18:00 <Bastardly_One> the staff are active at times
19:00 <garden> B1 was deleted for abusing the access he was given
19:00 <Bastardly_One> Kynetic is very helpful when active
19:00 <crash> was going to change my sheets tonight as well
19:00 <garden> didnt last long
19:00 <Bastardly_One> did I say I wasn't in the wrong garden?
19:00 <Bastardly_One> you people make more fuss about it than I ever could
19:00 <garden> now days hes licking arse to get an oline
19:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
19:00 <Bastardly_One> that's a joke
20:00 <Bastardly_One> because of someone that just got one
20:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck no
20:00 <garden> caquse his online gf bonny got an oline
20:00 <Bastardly_One> couldnt think of anything worse
20:00 <crash> bonny is old and crusty
20:00 <Bastardly_One> seriously I could not think of anything worse than being an opper
20:00 <garden> stop bullshitting
20:00 <Bastardly_One> imagine the pain in the arse that would be 
21:00 <garden> everyone can see right through you
21:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh, I think it would be a stress
21:00 <Bastardly_One> dealing with the rejects that are around in present day
21:00 <Bastardly_One> oh, it's you pollock
21:00 <Bastardly_One> hi
21:00 <Saemon> ....then why were you an op in here for that oh so brief amount of time then Bastardly_One?
21:00 <Bastardly_One> like you'd know anything abut me 
22:00 <Bastardly_One> none of your business why I was given ops simple simon
22:00 <Saemon> but u just said you could not think of anything worse than being an opper
22:00 <Saemon> .....
22:00 <Saemon> lol
22:00 <Bastardly_One> OMG
22:00 <garden> you werent given access cause you're liked.. no one likes you
22:00 <Bastardly_One> running the network dickhead
23:00 <Bastardly_One> did I say I was David?
23:00 <Saemon> AH IC
23:00 <garden> you were given it because no one else was around at the time of pz flooding and you were the only option to help the channel
23:00 <Saemon> whoops
23:00 <crash> garden do you dislike Bastardly_One?
23:00 <Bastardly_One> crash
23:00 <Bastardly_One> and who killed the other channel?
23:00 <garden> but you hadn't helped the channel, instead you abused it more
23:00 <Bastardly_One> constant bans killed the other channel
23:00 <Saemon> ah garden so that was the reason for the Bastardly_One op era
23:00 <Saemon> which lasted like 1 week or so
24:00 <Saemon> lol yeah he abused me with his op powers a couple of times
24:00 <Saemon> bittersweet outcome i say
24:00 <Bastardly_One> that was actually slightly amusing simple simon
24:00 <Saemon> what was?
24:00 <Bastardly_One> the op era
24:00 <garden> the ops who gave you the access knows they made a mistake by adding you
24:00 <Saemon> lol
24:00 <Bastardly_One> now shut up
25:00 <Bastardly_One> considering giving ops isn't just by one person 
25:00 <Saemon> you're op era Bastardly_One was like kanes first and only WWF title reign
25:00 <Bastardly_One> try again david
25:00 <Saemon> your*
25:00 <garden> at that time it was, no one could add but that op
25:00 <Bastardly_One> anyway, back to gaming ... David is clearly bored
25:00 <Bastardly_One> which means boring 
25:00 <garden> B1 doesnt like the truth
26:00 <Bastardly_One> ummmmmmmmmmmm they still vote Pollock
26:00 <garden> so he runs away like a girls cock
26:00 <Bastardly_One> hate to tell you
26:00 <Bastardly_One> ask that op yourself
26:00 <garden> i know how it works
26:00 <Bastardly_One> clearly you don't
26:00 <garden> oh i do
26:00 <slinky_J> GARDEN TRIM YOUR BUSH AND SHOW US YOUR FLOWER
26:00 <garden> i know more about it than you think shitfuck
27:00 <slinky_J> had to be said.
27:00 <Bastardly_One> like I said 
27:00 <Bastardly_One> clearly you don't
27:00 <Bastardly_One> or you'd not of made that statement
27:00 <garden> whatever you say
27:00 <Bastardly_One> ditto, right back at ya
30:00 <garden> go and get your maccas breakfast you ballarat bum
31:00 <garden> your notices go in the bin
32:00 <Bastardly_One> ditto, right back at ya
32:00 <Bastardly_One> re: notices
33:00 <Bastardly_One> well, they don't
33:00 <Bastardly_One> sometimes they're handy
33:00 <Bastardly_One> or witty
33:00 <KoraX> AIIGHT
33:00 <garden> problem with you is
33:00 <KoraX> i gotta get out of here
33:00 <garden> you cant be trusted
33:00 <KoraX> but .
33:00 <garden> you're a snake
33:00 <KoraX> Ill take that YOU CANT ADVERTISE ON @AUSTNET shit
33:00 <KoraX> and giggle
34:00 <KoraX> because
34:00 <Bastardly_One> that depends on who now ... straight out 
34:00 <KoraX> I have a TV show coming up
34:00 <KoraX> http://inquisitiveminds.aetherstudios.com.au/
34:00 <Bastardly_One> if I say you have my respect I mean it ... and believe it or not 
34:00 <KoraX> ^^^ Taking on the mysteries of the world
34:00 <Bastardly_One> some do 
34:00 <KoraX> One beer at a time
35:00 <Bastardly_One> very much less of the dont hate the player, hate the game statement 
35:00 <KoraX> well, 
35:00 <KoraX> I beleive one thing
35:00 <Bastardly_One> a hole in the ground 
35:00 <Bastardly_One> in love?
35:00 <Bastardly_One> poof
35:00 <KoraX> lol
35:00 <garden> there is no game to play, it's only a game in your head, everyone else is just wanting to chat
35:00 <KoraX> yes]
36:00 <Bastardly_One> oh forget it 
36:00 <KoraX> there is a hole in the ground that needs love
36:00 <Bastardly_One> if you're going to be literal garden
36:00 <garden> you and Excessive feed eachother info on others all the time and you both say you 'hate' eachother
36:00 <Bastardly_One> I can't be fucked ... you're following so don't be obnoxious
36:00 <Bastardly_One> oh that dick
36:00 <Bastardly_One> do not insult my intelligence
39:00 <Saemon> Bastardly_One im still curious on who raised your 20 yr old son?
39:00 <Bastardly_One> keep being curious
39:00 <Saemon> was it his biological mother and her new husband or something?
39:00 <Bastardly_One> none of your business
40:00 <Bastardly_One> you're clearly a product of incest
40:00 <Saemon> lol
40:00 <Saemon> im a targaryen?
40:00 <Saemon> thanks i like that
41:00 <Saemon> Saemon of the House Targaryen :P
41:00 <Bastardly_One> .
41:00 <Saemon> who was the male rolemodel/father figure to your son anyway?
42:00 <Saemon> if he didnt have any then i guess he probably looked to famous personalities etc
43:00 <Saemon> like hulk hogan or something, if he was/is a fan of wrestling
43:00 <Saemon> hulk hogan the real man aka terry bollea might be a scumbag and shit father to his own real kids, sure
43:00 <Saemon> but hulk hogen the character that wwe created
43:00 <Saemon> is undeniably a good role model for kids
44:00 <Saemon> take your vitamins, say your prayers, work hard and stand in school hulkamaniacs
44:00 <Saemon> and stay*
45:00 <Saemon> u even reading what im saying? 
45:00 <Saemon> rude cunt
46:00 <Bastardly_One> no
47:00 <Saemon> this is the problem with you Bastardly_One, you think you're better than me
47:00 <Bastardly_One> I don't think ... I know
47:00 <Saemon> u are either willingly or unwillingly oblivious to the truth
47:00 <Saemon> the reality
48:00 <Saemon> that you and i are actually very similar
48:00 <Saemon> i think u know this, someone with your logic and common sense would be able to put this 2 n 2 together, im sure of it
48:00 <Saemon> u just dont want to admit it
49:00 <Saemon> in denial
49:00 <Saemon> which is fair enough
54:00 <Bastardly_One> sorry to disappoint you but I'm chatting and playing a video game 
02:00 <crash> im chatting and watching chinese news
03:00 <crash> and music
04:00 <slinky_J> 666
04:00 <slinky_J> when will they correct this in movies with 616
04:00 <crash> and a 47ku
05:00 <crash> p90 would be awesome wep :P
07:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm hooked on this annoying FF XIII
07:00 <Bastardly_One> only cost me $19
08:00 <Bastardly_One> and so linear ... if I payed full price I dunno if just the eye candy alone would suffice
08:00 <crash> im hooked on sudoku atm 
08:00 <crash> always hated solitare
08:00 <Bastardly_One> I try so hard with that 
08:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm just no good with numbers
08:00 <crash> and hearts/checkers pretty much everything
08:00 <Bastardly_One> numbers and I ... we just don't get along
09:00 <crash> yeah hurts my head sometimes
09:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
10:00 <Bastardly_One> apparently math is good for depression and the ilk
10:00 <crash> i tell people to use calculators all the time at work
10:00 <Bastardly_One> something about how it makes your brain operate or something
10:00 <crash> if i rely on their brains it takes to long
10:00 <Bastardly_One> fair enough
10:00 <Bastardly_One> I am disgusting with numbers
11:00 <Bastardly_One> just not my thing
11:00 <crash> in my trade its x-y-z stuff
11:00 <crash> plotting anyway
11:00 <Bastardly_One> for some reason I got that with xyz
11:00 <Bastardly_One> not sure how but I did 
11:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
11:00 <crash> lol
12:00 <crash> im dumb but i still know how to work out the longest side of a triangle
12:00 <Bastardly_One> oh WOOT!
12:00 <Bastardly_One> the annoying bitch pissed off for  a bit
12:00 <Bastardly_One> I bet she comes back in like 5 mins or something
12:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah run bitch!
12:00 <Bastardly_One> less of your giggling the better
13:00 <Saemon> errr im male bro....
13:00 <Bastardly_One> was I speaking to you?
13:00 <Bastardly_One> crash was following
13:00 <Bastardly_One> and all calm now
13:00 <Bastardly_One> until she comes back
13:00 <Saemon> i was afk for abit
14:00 <Bastardly_One> and that fucking brooding kid
14:00 <Saemon> oh ic now 
14:00 <Saemon> lol brooding kid
14:00 <Bastardly_One> stop crying you emo cunt
14:00 <Saemon> is he emo?
14:00 <Saemon> emo thats so 2007
14:00 <Bastardly_One> fucking japanese and their stereotypes
14:00 <Saemon> or 2006 even
14:00 <Bastardly_One> his story is broody
14:00 <Saemon> its probably the story from some lame manga
14:00 <Bastardly_One> but less off the acting tough and crying to the giggling bitch
15:00 <Saemon> that he adopted as his life story
15:00 <Bastardly_One> I so hope at the end the lead bitch says
15:00 <Saemon> wtf are u even on about?
15:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck you all except the afro guy because he never had to do shit and 
15:00 <Saemon> oh and btw
15:00 <Bastardly_One> and slits all their throats
15:00 <Saemon> hulk hogan wants to wrestle again 
16:00 <Saemon> lol
16:00 <Bastardly_One> FF XIII
16:00 <Bastardly_One> now shut up
16:00 <Saemon> final fantasy nice i like kadaj
16:00 <Bastardly_One> crash is trying to talk
16:00 <Saemon> and genesis
16:00 <Bastardly_One> depends which game ... this has a captain douch bag
17:00 <Bastardly_One> but unlike you
17:00 <Bastardly_One> he's tolerable
17:00 <crash> havent played a game in a while
17:00 <crash> only poker/snooker crap
17:00 <Bastardly_One> a few of us play Fifa together sometimes
18:00 <Bastardly_One> and GTA online
18:00 <Bastardly_One> but me personally?
18:00 <Bastardly_One> give me a good old rpg ... like say the Fallout or Elder Scrolls series
18:00 <Bastardly_One> and I'm content
19:00 <Bastardly_One> I prefer sandbox and exploring and all that shit
19:00 <Bastardly_One> fps ... meh
19:00 <crash> c & c was good
19:00 <Bastardly_One> I saw 
19:00 <Bastardly_One> shit which version of that 
19:00 <Bastardly_One> red dawn
20:00 <crash> red alert i still play with my 30 year old brother
20:00 <Bastardly_One> that's the one sorry
20:00 <Bastardly_One> for like $5 on the PS3
20:00 <Bastardly_One> yesterday
21:00 <crash> i usually just pick russia and get a small group of tanks
21:00 <Bastardly_One> man, who would of though just dumbly no brain pushing x for hours could be so exhausting
21:00 <Bastardly_One> re: this game
21:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
22:00 <Bastardly_One> haven't played an rts in ages
22:00 <Bastardly_One> the Tropico series is awesome from what I've seen
22:00 <Bastardly_One> Oh I lie
22:00 <Bastardly_One> XCom
22:00 <Bastardly_One> Enemy Within Commander Edition is the last one I played
22:00 <Bastardly_One> still need to beat that
25:00 <Bastardly_One> wtf four out of five starts for that battle 
25:00 <Bastardly_One> I kicked arse
25:00 <Bastardly_One> *stars
25:00 <Bastardly_One> fucking japanese manga gaylords
26:00 <Ana_Ng> bastardly
26:00 <Ana_Ng> i am going to kill you
26:00 <Bastardly_One> :D
26:00 <Bastardly_One> <3
26:00 <Ana_Ng> would of? really?
26:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah ok
26:00 <Ana_Ng> no wonder kids today think that's right
26:00 <Bastardly_One> would HAVE
26:00 <Ana_Ng> try
26:00 <Ana_Ng> would've
27:00 <Bastardly_One> I am so bad with of and have
27:00 <Ana_Ng> here's a hint
27:00 <Ana_Ng> of is not a verb
27:00 <Bastardly_One> as bad as the percentage of americans who do then instead of than
27:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I know damn it 
27:00 <Ana_Ng> don't try to refocus blame
27:00 <Bastardly_One> wouldn't believe I write in a month of sundays would you?
28:00 <Bastardly_One> and would I do that?
28:00 <Ana_Ng> i don't know what that is
28:00 <Bastardly_One> a month of sundays is a saying of sorts
29:00 <Bastardly_One> not the right one though ... but you wouldn't believe the way I type that I write
29:00 <Bastardly_One> hella bad maaaaaaaaaaaaan
29:00 <fawks> what have you written recently
29:00 <fawks> can we see
29:00 <Bastardly_One> not so much recent ... comes to me in spurts
29:00 <Bastardly_One> always has
30:00 <Bastardly_One> you've seen an old one
30:00 <fawks> k whats one of the last things youve written
30:00 <fawks> i have?
30:00 <Bastardly_One> little four line one 
30:00 <Bastardly_One> haven't you?
30:00 <fawks> i dont remember
30:00 <Bastardly_One> if not I can recite it and put/ for when a next line is 
30:00 <Bastardly_One> alright ... if you insist
31:00 <Bastardly_One> Do you remember being free?/Hold that thought/Grasp it and persue it/Then it becomes more .../... more than just a memory
31:00 <fawks> this is one of the last things youve written?
32:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh
32:00 <fawks> oh
32:00 <Bastardly_One> they'd be on the bong spilt dead lappy
32:00 <Bastardly_One> and lines here and there on the phone
33:00 <Bastardly_One> I don't know how people that like to write force themselves
33:00 <Bastardly_One> unless they have story ideas ... like "poets" out there that force themselves
33:00 <Bastardly_One> or lyricists
33:00 <Bastardly_One> that shit has to come from the heart maaaaaaaaaaaaaaan
34:00 <Bastardly_One> stories aren't hard but they're hard to be original with 
34:00 <Bastardly_One> everything awesome has been done 
35:00 <Bastardly_One> right now I have to write a "script" for part of an event I am doing online
36:00 <Bastardly_One> and I've got like two lines done
36:00 <Bastardly_One> luckily I have until Sept it seems
37:00 <Bastardly_One> what about your art fawks?
37:00 <Bastardly_One> how do you tackle it?
38:00 <Bastardly_One> someone I know on here draws and she's made it a mission to do a drawing a night for something like 6mths to a year or something way long
40:00 <slinky_J> oops
40:00 <slinky_J> lol
41:00 <slinky_J> OMIGOSh Yvonne Strahovski from mass effect 2 and dexter
41:00 <slinky_J> is my age irl!
41:00 <slinky_J> Ima ask her out
41:00 <slinky_J> xD
41:00 <slinky_J> wtf she's australian
41:00 <slinky_J> im def askin her out!
43:00 <slinky_J> ok i dont like her now
43:00 <slinky_J> she's a PETA supporter.
43:00 <slinky_J> sigh im never gonna go out with a famous actress
43:00 <slinky_J> lolz
46:00 <beagle> morning
48:00 <slinky_J> hungover?
01:00 <beagle> meth is good for grim reaper
01:00 <beagle> okay, just for grim
01:00 <beagle> ha. i dont like nothing about it myself. i had friend richard who got hooked on it for a while
01:00 <beagle> had to do hard times at a rehab place
01:00 <beagle> he goes 'meth is shit'
24:00 <Sponge> Australian babess
53:00 <xm> ive never really liked anyone's DA from Austnet
53:00 <xm> they've all been pretty shocking and child-like
54:00 <xm> like shadsesque equivalent on DA
55:00 <xm> actually, dont quite like DA at all. i got banned for what i did
56:00 <xm> i have the opposite attitude when it comes to production of art. i take my time. probably to the point nothing really gets finished. i hate the idea of churning things out like it's a factory
58:00 <xm> so you're studying something online, Bastardly_One ?
01:00 <Sponge> oi oi oi
02:00 <xm> Sponge is beautiful
32:00 <Bastardly_One> everyone is beautiful in their own way
32:00 <Bastardly_One> according to that song
32:00 <Bastardly_One> I call bullshit
32:00 <Bastardly_One> people like Saemon exist
46:00 <Doodle> Bastardly_One
47:00 <Doodle> drive to melb for me
47:00 <Doodle> ty
50:00 <faux> Morning lovely 
51:00 <Doodle> jai2u
51:00 <Doodle> hai
51:00 <Doodle> even
51:00 <Doodle> hows you
51:00 <faux> Jow are you
51:00 <Doodle> lol
51:00 <faux> I'm gooood
51:00 <Doodle> i'm ok thx
52:00 <faux> I have to love you n leave you my Cuz will be here at 8 to Zumba 
52:00 <Doodle> lol thats ok i have to leave for melb in a few
52:00 <Doodle> have fun o/
52:00 <faux> Enjoy your day xx
31:00 <Serenity> aw man i missed korax last nigh
31:00 <Serenity> t
36:00 <[Maverick]> good morning fuckheads
39:00 <[Maverick]>  <garden> you and Excessive feed eachother info on others all the time and you both say you 'hate' eachother
39:00 <[Maverick]> they are bumming 
40:00 <[Maverick]> Excessive is the catcher, because B1 likes to reach around and feel like he has busted through
44:00 <Shadowgate> Maverick did important talking
46:00 <[Maverick]> of course! everything I say is important. 
52:00 <Shadowgate> lol
04:00 <Serenity> i do enjoy the sneaky info swappers
04:00 <Serenity> they make it exciting
05:00 <Skirmish> OoooOooo sneaky! 
17:00 <Skirmish> Fuck you itunes ..... $10 to US itunes, $17 to Aus itunes. 
19:00 <MadScientist> https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=1540780376150492
22:00 <Bastardly_One> thank God Saemon isn't here ... he'd be fapping to that
22:00 <simba> Bastardly_One ready 4 some missions im about 2 do a few rooftops and maybe races
22:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm still eating man 
23:00 <Bastardly_One> so go for it 
23:00 <Bastardly_One> I'll say something if I wanna play
25:00 <Bastardly_One> that was really good fun the other night though ... everyone gelled well 
28:00 <Bastardly_One> oh BlackDevil
28:00 <Bastardly_One> still in ban mode?
28:00 <Bastardly_One> MuslimRape is a way offensive nick 
30:00 <simba> muslim cum,
30:00 <simba> muslim cum
32:00 <simba> Mew
32:00 <BlackDevil> mewo
33:00 <Mew> sim
33:00 <Mew> blakfuk
33:00 <BlackDevil> mmmm
33:00 <BlackDevil> talking dirty
33:00 <simba> garbage
33:00 <simba> slime
33:00 <BlackDevil> you are bad at it
36:00 <Mew> christina aguilera
37:00 <BlackDevil> i came
37:00 <BlackDevil> damn you bitch
44:00 <MadScientist> so use a proxy and buy it from us
45:00 <simba> Weclome
45:00 <simba> good 1 idiet
48:00 <Bastardly_One> he's buying shads' albums
49:00 <BlackDevil> Serenity cant type
49:00 <BlackDevil> mate
50:00 <BlackDevil> thats your mates topic
50:00 <BlackDevil> aint mine
54:00 <Skirmish> Cheaper to get it off bandcamp.  I already have all of shads albums ... personally signed.  They're worth a mint mang. 
56:00 <simba> http://youtu.be/DplMlB9wQSo+
56:00 <simba> http://youtu.be/DplMlB9wQSo
56:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Slim Thug & Mike Jones - Still Tippin' (Great Fairy's Fountain mix) (Mar 17, 2009) 2:36 - Category: Music - 529,048 - 2,422 likes (96.9%), 78 dislikes (3.1%)
56:00 <Skirmish> Well ... they will be once irc and drug use drives him to hang himself. 
57:00 <simba> rox
58:00 <MadScientist> lololol
59:00 <Bastardly_One> I hope I recover from that breakfast soon
59:00 <Bastardly_One> bit bored but so full 
59:00 <Bastardly_One> I can't do a thing 
03:00 <Mew> what did u have?
03:00 <Bastardly_One> 3 hash browns, 2 sausage McMuffins
04:00 <simba> u gon die
04:00 <Mew> holy sherbert
04:00 <simba> u ded niga
04:00 <Bastardly_One> and one huge arsed one that has two patties, egg and bacon
04:00 <Bastardly_One> I was hungry alright?
04:00 <simba> whoa
04:00 <Mew> you're gonna look like a bloated starvin marvin african kid
05:00 <Bastardly_One> I might not need to eat for a week now
05:00 <Bastardly_One> more like 15 mins 
05:00 <Bastardly_One> but yeah
05:00 <Skirmish> I don't mind the Monstercat compilation albums they bring out and Ethan likes them too.  For less than $10 it's not a bad music investment and it supports new up and coming producers.
06:00 <Skirmish> It had taken longer to download and install the updates for GT6 than it took to download the 15GB game file. 
07:00 <Mew> Hibernate
08:00 <fawks> what did u eat
08:00 <fawks> besides your bfs dick huehrauehuhewueh
09:00 <Bastardly_One> the updates take an insane amount of time
10:00 <Serenity> [8:59am] <+Bastardly_One> bit bored but so full
10:00 <Serenity> [8:59am] <+Bastardly_One> I can't do a thing
10:00 <Serenity> [9:03am] <Mew> what did u have?
10:00 <Serenity> [9:03am] <+Bastardly_One> 3 hash browns, 2 sausage McMuffins
12:00 <Bastardly_One> [11:04] <+Bastardly_One> and one huge arsed one that has two patties, egg and bacon
13:00 <Bastardly_One> I think I am dying
13:00 <Bastardly_One> until I burp, fart or go to the toilet
13:00 <simba> p.h.u.c.k.u.
14:00 <fawks> yum i want a bacon and egg mcmuff
15:00 <fawks> havent had maccas breakfast in forevvvs
15:00 <Bastardly_One> ditto
15:00 <Bastardly_One> I definitely over indulged
15:00 <Serenity> i think my coffee machine is broken
15:00 <Bastardly_One> but I was hungry and it was there
15:00 <Bastardly_One> :O
16:00 <Bastardly_One> I can't stand coffee but that would be a disaster to most people
17:00 <Serenity> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hU3CYs77Ku4
18:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Bill Clinton Singing Blurred Lines by Robin Thicke ( Jul 23, 2013) 1:31 - Category: Comedy - 3,880,734 - 47,986 likes (98.2%), 890 dislikes (1.8%)
20:00 <simba> lol i saw obama do pokemon theme son
20:00 <simba> g
20:00 <simba> that was a good 1
21:00 <Serenity> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b8tFaU571xg
21:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Barack Obama Singing Fancy by Iggy Azalea ( Aug 5, 2014) 1:18 - Category: Comedy - 253,606 - 13,565 likes (98.9%), 157 dislikes (1.1%)
22:00 <beagle> bwahahahahhhahaa beagle is going fast ! slow pc for ages ... this new one is on its way they assembled it and put it in their posting area ....
23:00 <Mew> mcmuff sounds so cute lol
23:00 <simba> bwahahahahhhahaa 
26:00 <MadScientist> also asif buy music
27:00 <beagle> i just sat in a gay room on paltalk to wait to be undotted , unmuted i mean. it took 10 hours
27:00 <beagle> it worked tho i woke up unmuted
27:00 <beagle> the owner from NSW comes back undots me straight away
27:00 <beagle> he abuses his admin for it
27:00 <beagle> lmao
27:00 <beagle> theyre all fucking mad on chatrooms
27:00 <simba> lol
28:00 <beagle> well he rips on ohio hippy for smoking so much dope , and laughs at the guy in caribbean for being a half nude weirdo that gets along with no body n sleeps on his camera
28:00 <Skirmish> If it were commercial mainstream ... I wouldn't.  
28:00 <Skirmish> I pay because this supports those without the means to otherwise make their music widely available. 
29:00 <beagle> i think he just keeps them keen , adminning it works opposite way.
37:00 <Fez> Lets duel
38:00 <beagle> im duelling lag
41:00 <Fez> Dialupboi
41:00 <beagle> u read my mind
41:00 <beagle> the dialup days were laggy
41:00 <beagle> but i mean everything lol
41:00 <beagle> my pc is old
41:00 <beagle> so this new one spose to be sent today express post nsw to sa
42:00 <beagle> this pc cpu the one i use now is 2008 and gets 1400 marks on cpu benchmark and the new one gets 4300 marks
42:00 <beagle> lol takes while for anything quite lot faster to become affordable !!!
43:00 <beagle> but british meat says the cpu is 4 years ago
43:00 <beagle> fuck, cant win
43:00 <beagle> oh well new pc either way 
43:00 <beagle> they said it would last 4 years.
43:00 <beagle> at same time they have a TWO year warranty
43:00 <MadScientist> youre a dickhead
43:00 <beagle> hrmmm 
44:00 <beagle> would last ages for gaming with video upgrade hope i win another jackpot or 5
44:00 <beagle> hell its the only way i got this one on the way. about time too usually upgrading each few months 
44:00 <beagle> this time its over 2 years ago since last upgrade or replacement
45:00 <Bastardly_One> .
45:00 <Bastardly_One> s
45:00 <Bastardly_One> t
45:00 <Bastardly_One> f
45:00 <Bastardly_One> u
45:00 <beagle> jesus , stfu coming from you? this is priceless
45:00 <beagle> you never shut up
45:00 <beagle> and you speak completely utter fucking bullshit garbage.
45:00 <beagle> but still its better than nothing it can get boring in here.
45:00 <Mew> beagle calm down omg
45:00 <beagle> not to mention random.
46:00 <Fez> Hi mew
46:00 <Fez> My ears are cold
46:00 <Mew> hi fezzy pop
46:00 <beagle> extreme cold or heat sucks.
47:00 <beagle> ^_-
47:00 <beagle> :)
47:00 <Fez> Heat is good forcooking
47:00 <Fez> Haha
47:00 <beagle> just about it , it sure aint good for skin !
47:00 <Fez> .
47:00 <Fez> Its good for melting gold down
47:00 <beagle> unless its a warm shower in winter when ya heater has been on 2 days
47:00 <Fez> Forjewelry
48:00 <beagle> okay then u supply the gold. ill do the rest
48:00 <Fez> U want my nuggets?
48:00 <beagle> lol
48:00 <beagle> here we go
49:00 <Fez> Not we.
49:00 <beagle> i have winfield smokes they r really smooth tobacco and wet. i wanted jps
49:00 <beagle> they were out of jps
49:00 <beagle> i said go to another store
49:00 <beagle> i suggest a pack and it costs too much
49:00 <beagle> she doesnt look at the prices as they dont show those no more
49:00 <beagle> lol
49:00 <beagle> winfield ? :/
49:00 <beagle> dont really like smoking anything other than jps !
50:00 <beagle> anyway
50:00 <beagle> as for gold and silver
50:00 <beagle> i joined a group on facebook that sells it
50:00 <beagle> but hardly any of them speak english
50:00 <beagle> its in indian or something
50:00 <beagle> pakistani
51:00 <beagle> i need a new site to upload my photos
51:00 <beagle> youtube i use for video
51:00 <beagle> but photos as tinypic and imageshack cost money i refuse to pay just to upload a picture or 800
52:00 <beagle> if im feeling lazy ill just use facebook
52:00 <partay> Beagle how's your bum for grubs? 
53:00 <beagle> they wanna give me a colonoskopy
53:00 <beagle> im excited, ooooo big things wet up my ass !
54:00 <beagle> (sarcasm to the max)
54:00 <Mew> looooool
54:00 <Mew> do you have worms?
54:00 <partay> Beagle what's it like to be retarded? 
54:00 <beagle> bad colon and shit pipe
54:00 <beagle> now this is what it  feels like to be bee hornet
54:00 <partay> Hi mew
55:00 <Mew> worms love alcoholics you wouldve created the perfect home for them in your butt
55:00 <Mew> hi partaypants
55:00 <Fez> Partay
55:00 <beagle> gee gets better every moment
55:00 <partay> Hows shiz?
55:00 <partay> Yo the fez
55:00 <Fez> Handbra without the hand mew. Kgo
56:00 <partay> Mew's bewbs aren't free
56:00 <beagle> $3
56:00 <beagle> each tit
56:00 <beagle> i spose
57:00 <beagle> hrmmm 'not free' well she wears clothes then
57:00 <beagle> so she needs a slot for the money....
57:00 <Mew> tenner for a tit pic
57:00 <beagle> like women do have
57:00 <beagle> mew no body is going to pay to see your tits okay how about 7 dollars
58:00 <beagle> oh too slow price dropped to 5 dollars
58:00 <beagle> and u have to blow me in kangaroo island
58:00 <beagle> ooops realised its irc cant remove works like skype and facebook :/
59:00 <beagle> ...
59:00 <beagle> i had to tell the pc meal shop 3 times i had no more money for upgrades they waited 2 days 
00:00 <beagle> they didnt tell me what to buy either
00:00 <beagle> or i might have waited n spent entire dole check on video upgrade
00:00 <beagle> 20 dollars for tit pics
00:00 <beagle> mew youre a genius
00:00 <beagle> and this guys ... lucky ?
00:00 <beagle> just dont show your ass.
00:00 <Fez> Tenner per breasts
01:00 <Fez> Marvelous
01:00 <Fez> Joys of womanhood
01:00 <Fez> 'My first tit was sent when i was 15'
02:00 <beagle> when i was 16 dad gave me $1300 VGA camera i took nude pics myself sent to girls and they said they uploaded them to their websites
03:00 <beagle> the camera was shitty for only vga and that price i returned it to him
03:00 <beagle> it didnt do more than like 15 seconds of video either i dont think
03:00 <beagle> nor could it be used as a webcam
03:00 <beagle> best camcorder i ever had was a samsung 
04:00 <beagle> it did everything. it was insanely cool for filming in motion as it had super stabilization
04:00 <beagle> one sec ill post link to youtube video i made with it
04:00 <beagle> me and mum talking shit as we drive down the freeway
05:00 <simba> LEWANDOWSKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
06:00 <simba> TORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR BAYERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
07:00 <beagle> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pcgZUyfhKhc thats one WITHOUT stabilization
07:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: driving hills in SA.mp4 (Jan 24, 2011) 10:01 - Category: Film & Animation - 9 views - 0 likes (0%), 0 dislikes (0%)
07:00 <beagle> hrm with it on free way kinda like gonna be less wonky but its super unwonky
07:00 <beagle> *nervous look*
08:00 <beagle> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jabq0Td85DQ
08:00 <beagle> thats it.
08:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: freeway near city (Sep 1, 2008) 0:59 - Category: Film & Animation - 20 views - 0 likes (0%), 0 dislikes (0%)
09:00 <simba> beagle: cum inside my ass :D
11:00 <partay> Simba you're picards twin
12:00 <partay> Mew what state you live in?
15:00 <Mew> souf oz m8
16:00 <beagle> soutz
16:00 <beagle> haha
16:00 <partay> If I'm ever in SA im going to fuck you senseless
16:00 <beagle> where is my new pc im going nuts
16:00 <beagle> she lives in sa she would go to you
17:00 <simba> beagle has a better chance
17:00 <partay> Mew would you fuck me or Beagle? 
18:00 <beagle> gee we'll wait for a while on this one mew
18:00 <beagle> irc sex
18:00 <beagle> so much more popular in 1990s
18:00 <BlackDevil> Skirmish
18:00 <BlackDevil> did you know
18:00 <BlackDevil> that you can
18:00 <BlackDevil> remote desktop from
18:00 <BlackDevil> your mobile device?
19:00 <beagle> now we're all too unattractive broke bored of sex or drunk allready
19:00 <beagle> ill go for drunk allready
22:00 <partay> Mew said she would fuck me till she fell off
23:00 <BlackDevil> or hit by a harpoon from japan fishing vessel
24:00 <beagle> ok go the japan fishing vessel
24:00 <beagle> mew has allready had sex she has a son
24:00 <beagle> she probably lost the sex drive
24:00 <beagle> then again women sometimes these days have 7 kids
24:00 <beagle> make sure its with different blokes mew
24:00 <beagle> specially ugly ones
25:00 <beagle> just fresh out of jail will do
25:00 <beagle> totally broke
25:00 <beagle> homeless
25:00 <beagle> be like my friends
25:00 <partay> Mew is a bit chubb but she's still well within the tappable range
25:00 <beagle> a bit. so she isnt totally whale
25:00 <beagle> she isnt over sized blimp
25:00 <beagle> so she isnt like solar system assed
26:00 <beagle> are those just the freckles
28:00 <Loof> ass-stain-ana
30:00 <BlackDevil> http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/631/744/2744631/in-the-van-im-all-good-on-that.jpg
30:00 <beagle> BlackDevil thats fake.
31:00 <beagle> the antanee isnt good nuff for wifi
31:00 <beagle> cant fry brains with that
31:00 <BlackDevil> its like a candy van
32:00 <beagle> there was an ice cream van around here
32:00 <beagle> long with other weird things and wonderful i spose
32:00 <beagle> i ran across n bought strawberry whirls
32:00 <BlackDevil> lure children inside
32:00 <beagle> when i finally wanted to spend money
32:00 <beagle> i have like $50 and buy $10 which i thought was worth $3
32:00 <beagle> 6 small tubs of strawberry whirls
32:00 <beagle> fucking delicious tho gave a few of them to lucie
32:00 <beagle> and then that van never returned
33:00 <beagle> what a loser ! argh!
33:00 <beagle> dr whippy
33:00 <beagle> home iced cream
33:00 <beagle> one of those
33:00 <beagle> never really care long as they serve fast its embarassing spending that much money on icecream
34:00 <beagle> yawn
34:00 <beagle> spose to go take licence in today tear it up in front them and 
34:00 <beagle> errr
34:00 <beagle> they let me keep last years
34:00 <beagle> but then that one was valid so
34:00 <beagle> all way miles away just to do that
34:00 <beagle> i am thrilled, seriously
34:00 <beagle> why fuck they want me to do that
34:00 <beagle> well they changed laws about licences 
34:00 <beagle> but they didnt ask for previous one
34:00 <beagle> as i said
34:00 <beagle> ill keep it for ID
35:00 <beagle> bring it along just in case wait a second
35:00 <beagle> lol leave it here to force subject
35:00 <beagle> sigh who needs to keep a licence card if its not valid tho really
36:00 <simba> lol
36:00 <beagle> well simba i can only type when im awake
37:00 <beagle> so youre pretty much hardly going to hear me say much
37:00 <simba> can u read this beagle?
40:00 <Fez> Look what loof did
45:00 <British^Meat> what car do u drive beagle?
45:00 <beagle> mrs daisies car
45:00 <British^Meat> i could see you in.... some kind of beat up rusted squeaky datto
45:00 <beagle> na thats teenagers
45:00 <beagle> like i did when i was !
45:00 <beagle> datsun 120y
45:00 <beagle> friends 
45:00 <beagle> 'the y is for y bother'
45:00 <beagle> once
45:00 <beagle> i put wrong petrol unleaded in it
45:00 <beagle> smoked up thick smoke behind dash board
45:00 <beagle> and im like well hrmmm whatever and drove it back 
45:00 <Fez> Oh
46:00 <Fez> My toe iscold
46:00 <British^Meat> mine is a Baleno
46:00 <beagle> cbf waiting for a bus ill drive this smoking thing back long as i can see opened door let out the smoke
46:00 <Fez> Weird its not my whole foot
46:00 <British^Meat> It took me once sentance and 4 words to tell you the model of my car
46:00 <beagle> thought ok well this kind of confirms that my father gives me shitty cars.
46:00 <beagle> i dont have a car, dan
46:00 <Fez> But if i put on socks my feet would be too warm
46:00 <beagle> youre making me feel empty
46:00 <beagle> so i resorted to history
47:00 <Fez> Its a pretty bad circumstance i find myself in
47:00 <British^Meat> wot i thought u did
47:00 <British^Meat> how do u get around then?>
47:00 <beagle> i dont.
47:00 <British^Meat> wow, between you and slinky_jerk you have it made
47:00 <beagle> u fool
47:00 <beagle> oh fuck off dan
47:00 <British^Meat> you have your license and  he has (2) cars
47:00 <beagle> 'im on irc and i drive'
47:00 <beagle> lol...
47:00 <beagle> he does fucken not
47:00 <slinky_J> lol@this fez https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfp1/t1.0-9/10580049_729414280428423_5542477402149181780_n.jpg
48:00 <beagle> they if exist worth nothing i bet anything
48:00 <beagle> i get licence next year with interlock
48:00 <beagle> 1 demerit point
48:00 <British^Meat> of course he does, its not like Josh to lie
48:00 <beagle> and 1300 fine
48:00 <British^Meat> (he said knowingly)
48:00 <beagle> LOL
48:00 <beagle> i dont lie i just dont tell the truth
48:00 <Fez> Dayam
48:00 <Fez> Yhat would hurt
49:00 <Fez> But also be a self esteem boost
49:00 <slinky_J> i shared that on facebook with the tag "NO, BECAUSE MY MIRROR KEEPS IT'S FUCKING FACE SHUT!"
52:00 <beagle> well
52:00 <beagle> he hates us all
52:00 <beagle> and pretends he loves us
52:00 <beagle> or doesnt know us
52:00 <beagle> until he decides
53:00 <beagle> all he wants to do is brag about having money, women that cant get along with, and that whiskey is always drank at the wrong moment it has to be beer 
53:00 <beagle> then again tho
53:00 <beagle> ffs why did he let those people steal money from him on the street ill never know
53:00 <beagle> i guess its not my life to live
53:00 <Fez> Thats not funny though
54:00 <Fez> Youkilled it
54:00 <Fez> You monster
56:00 <slinky_J> :(
56:00 <slinky_J> I, Monster
56:00 <slinky_J> i go back to empty castle now
56:00 <Fez> U make new mirror
56:00 <Fez> By friend
57:00 <Fez> Be*
57:00 <Fez> Make smiles
58:00 <PandasDontDrive> GET OFF ME
59:00 <PandasDontDrive> I'm gonna knock you out mother fuc
59:00 <PandasDontDrive> O_O
59:00 <PandasDontDrive> i go cig
00:00 <fawks>  HUMAN: Why don't the people in Jaws hear the music when the shark is coming?
00:00 <fawks> GOD: The music is only heard inside the shark’s mind. The only way for the shark to make the music stop is to kill humans. 
00:00 <fawks> ........................................................................................................................................!
00:00 <BlackDevil> faux
00:00 <Fez> Go e cig
00:00 <Fez> E cig make e go bigger
01:00 <BlackDevil> have you had a guy that wants his bum fingered?
01:00 <PandasDontDrive> they dont what
01:00 <PandasDontDrive> THEY DONT WHAT?!
01:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol fez
03:00 <BlackDevil> wilfred has stage 4 cancer
06:00 <Fez> Alaska good fishing place hey ana?
07:00 <Fez> Beagle
08:00 <Fez> You like alaska?
09:00 <PandasDontDrive> Malcolm: Nobody is going to hurt you on my watch. Unless somebody has a gun, then you're on your own.
10:00 <beagle> large and cold
10:00 <beagle> like siberia
10:00 <beagle> antarctica
10:00 <beagle> hrm never been there.
12:00 <Fez> They make nets
12:00 <Fez> For fishing
12:00 <Fez> Alaske.net
12:00 <Fez> Best typo
13:00 <beagle> ok
14:00 <Fez> U like things beagle?
14:00 <beagle> well i woke up and straight im like 'wheres my pc from ebay'
14:00 <Fez> What is black and white beagle?
15:00 <beagle> id cards 
15:00 <beagle> newspapers
15:00 <Fez> Igot a 7million $ pc for $50 from ebay
15:00 <beagle> the smoke from my cigarette!
15:00 <beagle> hrmm haha
15:00 <Ana_Ng> fez
15:00 <Fez> Micheal jackson?
15:00 <beagle> this bloke who is online now
15:00 <beagle> he says he wants $200,000 pc
15:00 <beagle> kinda fast
16:00 <beagle> but still would be out dated
16:00 <beagle> 512gb ram
16:00 <Fez> Ana_ng
16:00 <beagle> 16 cores or was it 32
16:00 <beagle> dunno if you can really buy a pc for that
16:00 <beagle> it wouldnt cost 200k
16:00 <Fez> 89 core
16:00 <Ana_Ng> yeah fish everywhere
16:00 <Fez> 89 hardcore
17:00 <Fez> 5000gb ssd
17:00 <Fez> They make good nets ana?
18:00 <PandasDontDrive> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v62CJYbwt1E
18:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: A Haunted House - Father Doug part. ( Apr 15, 2013) 4:27 - Category: Entertainment - 143,831 - 821 likes (97.7%), 19 dislikes (2.3%)
18:00 <PandasDontDrive> ahahaha i love this movie homey
18:00 <beagle> achooo!
18:00 <beagle> sniff sniff
19:00 <Ana_Ng> fish dont make nets
19:00 <Fez> Bless ewe
19:00 <Fez> Alaska..
20:00 <Fez> Derp
22:00 <PandasDontDrive> u watch that post beagle?
22:00 <PandasDontDrive> funny ass movie
25:00 <Fez> Eww. Ass movie
30:00 <Floss> Ng and Gung Ho
30:00 <Fez> Beagle u like the vet?
30:00 <Floss> Rolly and Polly Matress
31:00 <beagle> the vet
31:00 <beagle> sure
31:00 <beagle> but paying them sucks !
31:00 <beagle> ;)
31:00 <beagle> theres a few vets down road from me
31:00 <beagle> i go to the one between here and town mum lives in
32:00 <Floss> theres some in perth with a chinese restaurant right next door
32:00 <Floss> and the chinese is outstanding
32:00 <Fez> Lol
32:00 <beagle> chinese resturant here is near subway and game traders
32:00 <beagle> and dominoes pizza
32:00 <beagle> and cash converters
32:00 <Floss> lol perfect
32:00 <Floss> are there Cold Rocks in melb
32:00 <Fez> Fish nchip shop next to vet
32:00 <Floss> theres one here right next to timezone
33:00 <Fez> Dog sims
33:00 <Fez> Woof burgers
35:00 <Fez> Why did sally fall off the swing?
36:00 <beagle> pushed off
36:00 <Fez> No
36:00 <beagle> er
36:00 <beagle> slippery seat
36:00 <beagle> not barrier
36:00 <Fez> She had no arms
36:00 <beagle> rope er
36:00 <beagle> no arms
36:00 <beagle> well that was going to be the likely answer.
36:00 <slinky_J> YO MAMA GOT NO ARMS
36:00 <beagle> :))
36:00 <beagle> :((
36:00 <beagle> :)()()(
36:00 <beagle> :s
36:00 <beagle> whats up in the world today
36:00 <beagle> go on paltalk theres an aussie room
36:00 <beagle> i think victorians in there
36:00 <beagle> quite a few.
36:00 <beagle> and tastytoobs from brissy
37:00 <slinky_J> WIPES HER ASS LIKE THIS
37:00 <Fez> Knock knock..
37:00 <slinky_J> *FOOT TO ASS*
37:00 <slinky_J> YO MAMA SO FAT
37:00 <slinky_J> SHE PUT ON HIGH HEELS N STRUCK OIL
37:00 <slinky_J> i needa pewp
37:00 <[Maverick]> who? fawks? 
37:00 <slinky_J> no, YO MAMA
37:00 <slinky_J> mama so fat joke :P
37:00 <beagle> its there now it started last night they banned me seemed like for joining and parting over and over then let me back in when i woke up , now
38:00 <beagle> fat is skinny joke
38:00 <Fez> Knock knock...
38:00 <slinky_J> fat and skinny went to bed
38:00 <beagle> WOAHOH! spending many days depressed and then computer on way and feel sky high
38:00 <slinky_J> fat rolled over and skinny was dead
38:00 <beagle> lol so unlikely i could afford one , serious
38:00 <beagle> *drinks coffee*
38:00 <beagle> :)
38:00 <beagle> lol wreck havok with your unpaid black nickname
38:00 <beagle> or behave and probably get a free week of green nickname
38:00 <beagle> :P
38:00 <beagle> i gave back what they gave me plus bit more i won money
39:00 <Mew> yo mama so fat homeless people use her dandruff as blankets
39:00 <slinky_J> lol wot
39:00 <beagle> my favourite one is ya mumma so fat they use her ass as a projector screen
39:00 <beagle> but its dumb.
39:00 <beagle> er what was that other one one sec using brain
39:00 <beagle> spent $70 on paltalk people with credit and buying a woman on her birthday a year subscription but it was blue the cams will be laggy
39:00 <beagle> i said heres blue a year 20 bucks more 11 euro or something gets you green , enjoy
40:00 <slinky_J> YO MAMA SO FAT TYLER DURDEN WOULD HAVE A NEVER ENDING SUPPLY OF SOAP!
40:00 <beagle> never mind once u heard a joke it aint funny again
40:00 <psYbR> yo mama so fat, she jump for joy... and get stuck!
40:00 <slinky_J> lol
40:00 <Fez> Your mum is so fat shes a xxxxxl
40:00 <Mew> they're meant to be a bit dumb lol
40:00 <slinky_J> ahahahaha
40:00 <Fez> Hahaha
40:00 <beagle> lol psYbR
40:00 <slinky_J> i puttin that one on fb
41:00 <beagle> some guy in perth had has leg stuck between train and platform 50 people (i guessed exactly 50 was rite) people pushed train side we spoke about this recently i saw a pic fuck those trains would be lots of tonns even 50 people but it was enough to take his dumb leg out.
41:00 <beagle> he was embarassed his remarks were slightly amusing
41:00 <slinky_J> ew
41:00 <beagle> it was like 'well that was fun to see people help me dont try this'
41:00 <slinky_J> we're talkin hot mamas
42:00 <beagle> why do i care that one goes on forever
42:00 <beagle> she IS
42:00 <psYbR> lol saw that
43:00 <Floss> beagle whats paltalk?
43:00 <beagle> mums coming here, and someone next door parked where she parks to have a fridge delivered
43:00 <beagle> what is paltalk
43:00 <beagle> program with video voice and text
43:00 <beagle> like tinychat.com
43:00 <beagle> tinychat.com is for young people , and paltalk is for old people
43:00 <beagle> it freaked me out there was like 11 year olds on tinychat
44:00 <slinky_J> so like
44:00 <Mew> Shadowgate is a new helicopterial character
44:00 <slinky_J> watched a most brills film last nite
44:00 <slinky_J> that faux recomendidz
44:00 <beagle> heh finally wasnt you recommending one
44:00 <beagle> me and lucie watch ones you suggest
44:00 <slinky_J> ye
44:00 <slinky_J> nice
44:00 <beagle> yep ....
44:00 <slinky_J> xD
44:00 <Mew> LOL beagle
44:00 <beagle> paltalk im used to has like 40+ people
44:00 <beagle> tinychat makes you pay for it theres no free
44:00 <beagle> few minutes
44:00 <beagle> paltalks free for voice
44:00 <beagle> paltalks the winner !
44:00 <beagle> 11 year olds in adult rooms on that tinychat its not allowed on paltalk
44:00 <beagle> for no more than 10 minutes 
44:00 <beagle> cause they dont want them in there 
45:00 <beagle> :)
45:00 <NeoGeo64> Hello from United States of America with my 60 megabit/sec Internet connection.
45:00 <Mew> thats why the relationship is failing
45:00 <slinky_J> lol
45:00 <beagle> 60megabit i raise you a broke idiot we on 100megabit
45:00 <beagle> i asked my isp 1000 please
45:00 <beagle> they go we working on it
45:00 <beagle> *hanged up*
45:00 <British^Meat> samurai showdown and art of fighting
45:00 <NeoGeo64> lol
45:00 <beagle> next thing i hear my isp is buying lots of cable connections , fibre optics
45:00 <beagle> unless with parents
45:00 <MadScientist> wow
45:00 <beagle> dunno y you would want a chatroom that age anyway
45:00 <MadScientist> i see beagles still talking to himself
45:00 <beagle> cant exactly do much with it.
45:00 <beagle> talk about school
45:00 <beagle> heh
45:00 <[Maverick]> -.-
45:00 <Floss> lol fun
45:00 <[Maverick]> can you remove beagle for his monologues 
45:00 <Serenity> HELLO im awake
46:00 <slinky_J> injecting or smoking
46:00 <slinky_J> huhu
46:00 <NeoGeo64> .AU ISPs charge alot for speed that's standard here in the USA
46:00 <beagle> yep, speedy not seedy no more american italians
46:00 <slinky_J> oh shiz
46:00 <slinky_J> thx for mentionin usa
46:00 <slinky_J> i got gaming to do wit americans.
46:00 <slinky_J> after this pewp.
46:00 <Mew> Obamacare
46:00 <NeoGeo64> i get 60/7 with unlimited cap
46:00 <beagle> i call america if their games dont connect like gta5
46:00 <beagle> yeah thats not bad neo.
46:00 <Floss> i used to use yahoo voice it was either people singing or hogging the mic
46:00 <[Maverick]> ta
46:00 <Floss> it was fun to get on it and do swears
46:00 <[Maverick]> YAYYYYY 
46:00 <Serenity> i wish i could remember how to reset rejoin times
46:00 <Serenity> that shit needs to be made longer
47:00 <beagle> england has faster for more years tho
47:00 <beagle> and aussie is trying to keep up
47:00 <NeoGeo64> i run a few game and file servers, my own website, i got a static ip for some reason
47:00 <Fez> Im am the fastest internetter
47:00 <beagle> static ip costs money.
47:00 <NeoGeo64> 60/7 is plenty to run all sorts of servers.
47:00 <beagle> is it unlimited neo
47:00 <NeoGeo64> not here, included in price, $19.99 a month
47:00 <beagle> well u are definately a cunt lol
47:00 <psYbR> Mew is so fat, I ran out of gas when I swerved to avoid her on the street
47:00 <NeoGeo64> heh
47:00 <MadScientist> J 5
47:00 <beagle> lol i will get rejoin for longer
47:00 <MadScientist> you will get rejoin never
48:00 <Mew> lmao
48:00 <psYbR> <3
48:00 <NeoGeo64> I should run servers for people
48:00 <Mew> thats a goody
48:00 <NeoGeo64> for free
48:00 <beagle> i have a friend that runs servers for free
48:00 <beagle> movies and some games
48:00 <beagle> and shit. lots of shit apps
48:00 <NeoGeo64> the only thing i use my connection for is IRC and basic email
48:00 <NeoGeo64> and i got 60 megabits a second
48:00 <British^Meat> speed is all relative to how fast someone wants stuff
48:00 <beagle> oh well speedy irc and email
48:00 <psYbR> beagle is so dumb he trieg to mug someone with an actual mug
48:00 <psYbR> *tried
48:00 <MadScientist> lol
48:00 <Serenity> i bet he wasnt even watching
48:00 <MadScientist> yeh
48:00 <Serenity> you test plz
48:00 <MadScientist> i bet he was wanking
48:00 <Serenity> coolio
49:00 <British^Meat> all these now now now gimme gimme gimme ppl
49:00 <NeoGeo64> This IRC chat would be just as fast if I were on 56k.
49:00 <Mew> you need cheap internet in murica cos you get bored sitting at home all day trying to not get shot, raped or abducted
49:00 <psYbR> lol NeoGeo64 
49:00 <beagle> yeah gimme ignore on this guy he annoying
49:00 <psYbR> host me a minecraft server?
49:00 <Floss> some wanker ate all the chicken
50:00 <British^Meat> its just dumb though, coz the year after we're able to d/l at a gig a second we'll be complaining we cant d/l it at 2gigps
50:00 <British^Meat> and thus
50:00 <British^Meat> the cycle continues
50:00 <psYbR> not really
50:00 <NeoGeo64> irc is really fast at 60 mbit/sec
50:00 <Mew> grass is always greener
50:00 <psYbR> once we have fiber the technology will be so much easier to upgrade
51:00 <psYbR> we'll go from a few megabits to a gigabit
51:00 <Mew> 60 metamucils per second
51:00 <psYbR> can't for stuff like cloud storage to actually be useful for consumers
51:00 <British^Meat> 6 million gigaflops per second
52:00 <beagle> ill bet that neo connection is shit for 20 a month, he uses next to nothing seems cause not much works on it.
52:00 <psYbR> ^ not impossible
52:00 <British^Meat> how much u wanna bet beagle?
52:00 <beagle> well mines like 100 something a month, its working on and off... sometimes everything but irc crashes during me being drunk.
53:00 <psYbR> lol. one does not simply have a dodgy fiber connection
53:00 <beagle> doesnt quite amuse me , but that information might amuse you
53:00 <partay> Mew you never answered me
53:00 <British^Meat> we're not here to be amused by you beaglechad
53:00 <Mew> what was the question
53:00 <British^Meat> probably about boobs or somink
53:00 <British^Meat> coz u know....
54:00 <British^Meat> ur a chik
54:00 <psYbR> omg iz she
54:00 <Mew> im a boob vagina haverer
54:00 <psYbR> hay mew will u be my gf
54:00 <beagle> we are here to be amused by dan while he flirts with women while he has a wife
54:00 <Mew> im not for taking sry
54:00 <psYbR> 'im a boob vagina haverer' rofllll
55:00 <partay> Psybr mew loves to wear the ocassional load too. Shed be a awesome gf
55:00 <beagle> i liked mew 
55:00 <beagle> way back
55:00 <beagle> now i think shes a fucken bitch
55:00 <Mew> lmfao
55:00 <British^Meat> lol
55:00 <Mew> welcome to the real world
55:00 <British^Meat> i like Mew and i like Pirate
56:00 <psYbR> lol
56:00 <psYbR> why not for taking?
56:00 <psYbR> i'd be a good bf mew
56:00 <psYbR> you're missing out tbh
56:00 <Mew> cos im taaaaken
56:00 <psYbR> bet you're not
56:00 <[Maverick]> mew mew 
56:00 <British^Meat> how much u wanna bet?
56:00 <Mew> hi girdle
56:00 <psYbR> I bet you a picture of my dick she's not taken
57:00 <partay> Mew has a green light for some extra curriculum cock too
57:00 <Mew> its mew hour feel free to chip in your two cents
57:00 <British^Meat> fine
57:00 <British^Meat> im not sure howwe're gonna prove it
57:00 <Floss> lol mew
57:00 <British^Meat> but im DEFINATELY right
57:00 <Floss> its such an honor
57:00 <beagle> dick pics, dick pics. the internet is full of dick pics from gay little ugly faggots or tattooed freaks. how about female of same
57:00 <psYbR> lol beagle you're on the wrong part of the internet
57:00 <[Maverick]> fuck up beagle, you fucking retard. 
58:00 <Mew> loooool
58:00 <beagle> i just said to myself 'that didnt quite sound rite'
58:00 <partay> Psybr doodle has already won the pepsi cock challenge
58:00 <psYbR> the what?
58:00 <Floss> lol beagle likes "females of same"
58:00 <partay> Yah
58:00 <psYbR> beagle is so old, he got a letter from the govt to say his birth certificate has expired
58:00 <beagle> that didnt sound right. ill go n ask robbie williams his opinion
59:00 <psYbR> look up "shemales" on xnxx.com beagle
59:00 <psYbR> i think that's what you're after
59:00 <British^Meat> beagle isnt that old
59:00 <British^Meat> he just looks it
59:00 <beagle> na allready clicken on a few 'fake' ones from shimmon
59:00 <British^Meat> that beaten down weathered pasty sullen face
59:00 <beagle> youre a real hot bloke, dan
59:00 <Mew> ive been using xhamster lately
59:00 <beagle> using
59:00 <beagle> lol
59:00 <British^Meat> thank you
59:00 <Mew> sadly no hamster action
59:00 <beagle> i heard lot of women are addicted to porn.
59:00 <psYbR> xhamster is okay, but doesn't have much kinky stuff
00:00 <beagle> theres so fucking much porn out there to amuse myself i recorded and download much as i could
00:00 <beagle> 84 hours.
00:00 <psYbR> searching for "slave punished" doesn't even work on most sites these days :/
00:00 <partay> Femdom has it's moments
01:00 <beagle> actually, UK said they would remove porn from their internet thought they might do same here (weirdly uk makes best porn) anyway i then decided to record shit load case it happens
01:00 <psYbR> who said anything about femdom
01:00 <psYbR> http://i.imgur.com/J5SzExA.jpg
01:00 <[Maverick]> lol.. you would never be able to remove porn from the internet. 
01:00 <beagle> germany is #1 pron freaks then america, most downloaded is milf and teen, which is what i get.
01:00 <psYbR> one does not simply remove porn from the internet
01:00 <[Maverick]> weeee
01:00 <Serenity> sif you dont pay attention to me every second
01:00 <Serenity> not good enough darcy
01:00 <Serenity> oh well i never
02:00 <beagle> aussie porn i looked that up .... hrmmm ... hrmmmm.
02:00 <Floss> like Kanye trying to remove the skirt pics, it will never happen.
02:00 <beagle> dont say that you will jinx it
02:00 <beagle> and they will !
02:00 <beagle> i dont care lol i have 84 hours
02:00 <[Maverick]> 84 hrs to live 
02:00 <beagle> its probably more important to stop free movies
02:00 <[Maverick]> WOOOHOOOO 
02:00 <Floss> LOL ive got paltalk now
03:00 <beagle> well lot of em are bluray
03:00 <beagle> nevermind i take it back
04:00 <beagle> one thing about aussie porn over other stuff euro or american is that its way more recent
04:00 <beagle> xhamster or xvideo cant remember which lets you upload your own stuff
04:00 <partay> What?
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> oh sezz
05:00 <beagle> ill bet you anything you guys and me could make better stuff than what is there allready
05:00 <beagle> but there i said it 
05:00 <beagle> aussie porn i found wasnt all that sexy
05:00 <beagle> so
05:00 <beagle> wouldnt be hard to do.
05:00 <beagle> kinda cool tho , really big beds and at beach but it just was like oh seen it all before
06:00 <beagle> who the hell uses a camera when they fucking 
06:00 <beagle> too embarassing
06:00 <beagle> unless i was really drunk
06:00 <beagle> i think aussies ARE drunk in their porn
06:00 <beagle> .
06:00 <Floss> lol
06:00 <beagle> well they do it kind of unco
06:00 <Floss> there is no amount of alcohol in the world for me to get out a camera
06:00 <beagle> i would, they would have to hypnotise me
06:00 <partay> Phew
06:00 <beagle> then it would be really hard not to delete it after a laff
07:00 <beagle> er not alien abduction chad, sex
07:00 <partay> Floss I Think we're both GREATFUL
07:00 <beagle> i read that as 'genital'
07:00 <Floss> partay youd love it
07:00 <Floss> omg its like yahoo messenger
08:00 <partay> Floss. .. probably :)
09:00 <Floss> how embarrasing is that bali show
09:00 <Floss> i watched on ep and thought ughh...
10:00 <doctor> it's a great piece of australian cultural values floss, show some respect
11:00 <beagle> abc or sbs
11:00 <beagle> hrm
11:00 <beagle> cough, i like and hate tv
11:00 <beagle> i used to of course
11:00 <beagle> record it
11:00 <beagle> watch straight after removing advertisments
11:00 <psYbR> quit flooding beagle 
11:00 <psYbR> you flooder
11:00 <beagle> i wanted to program an app that detected loud soft removed them auto
11:00 <beagle> a;slfkj;alskfjlaksj
11:00 <beagle> yeah sure and youre gay jokes abroad
12:00 <slinky_J> so go do it
12:00 <beagle> lol bitch at me i bitch at you
12:00 <psYbR> at least wait 5 seconds after typing something so when you think of the next part of the sentence, you can put it on the same line
12:00 <beagle> too late i hate tv now
12:00 <beagle> torrents is +
12:00 <psYbR> you're like
12:00 <psYbR> a frikin
12:00 <psYbR> 12 year old
12:00 <beagle> okay you weak arsed psychologist
12:00 <psYbR> my arse is chiselled titanium babe
13:00 <fawks> .
13:00 <beagle> your ass spills shit like your typing skills
13:00 <partay> Hi fawks
13:00 <psYbR> at least I don't dump it in IRC
13:00 <fawks> hey partay
13:00 <beagle> yep you type anything youre doing so.
13:00 <Floss> breathing in
13:00 <Floss> breathing out
13:00 <psYbR> still more subject matter than what you type
14:00 <psYbR> <beagle> abc or sbs
14:00 <psYbR> <beagle> hrm
14:00 <psYbR> wise words my friend
14:00 <beagle> have you actually bored someone to death in your life before psYbR ? or just said one or two jokes that arent yours to amuse yourself in the meanwhile
14:00 <doctor> there you go beagle
14:00 <doctor> see, you can do it
14:00 <beagle> ARGH! im in AUSTRALIA and everyone is HITLER!
14:00 <psYbR> everyone is HITLER
14:00 <beagle> hehe
14:00 <psYbR> looooooool
15:00 <Floss> i am not hilter my moustache doesnt grow like that :/
15:00 <doctor> the problem with hitler was he didn't doubt himself enough
15:00 <Floss> its more of a handlebar dealie
15:00 <psYbR> i am not hitler my oven is not that big :/
15:00 <oldItalianLady> god, i failed a first aid course...am i dumb?
15:00 <psYbR> um, yes oldItalianLady 
15:00 <Fez> Breasts
15:00 <Floss> i didnt know failure was an option for first aid courses
15:00 <doctor> did you at least attend oldItalianLady?
15:00 <oldItalianLady> i swaer it was common sense, but i couldnt think at the time
16:00 <oldItalianLady> yes,  i think the trainer didnt like me
16:00 <oldItalianLady> thats why he failed me,  he hated wogs
16:00 <psYbR> do you drive a civic oldItalianLady 
16:00 <beagle> do you like vegetables or flowers
17:00 <oldItalianLady> no  i drive a toyota corllaaa
17:00 <psYbR> is fullllly sick habib
17:00 <doctor> yeah, it was probably cause you're a wog
17:00 <Floss> http://s2.quickmeme.com/img/4c/4c00d2091508a5bf540efdae5751e0b6010d2ef4caffe6ed2519f99322df9438.jpg
17:00 <oldItalianLady> can i maka complain ?
17:00 <oldItalianLady> to the main office?
17:00 <doctor> do you really need to ask?
17:00 <Floss> lol i read that in the dolmio pasta accent
17:00 <fawks> lool
17:00 <psYbR> are you it wasn't just because you're useless?
17:00 <fawks> me too
17:00 <oldItalianLady> lol
18:00 <Floss> bahaha im sorry
18:00 <fawks> can i maykaaaa complainaaaaa
18:00 <Floss> i know why
18:00 <oldItalianLady> u calling me useless coz im an old lady u twerp?
18:00 <Floss> its cause you didnt use hand gestures when you spoke
18:00 <Floss> they couldnt understand you
18:00 <beagle> is ali g black what is he mix pom or something
18:00 <fawks> old italian cunt
18:00 <psYbR> are you i'm not just calling you that because you're a wog? ;)
18:00 <psYbR> *sure
18:00 <oldItalianLady> no  i speak ok  just got a typical italian accent
18:00 <Floss> beagle doesnt "get" ali g
19:00 <Floss> beagle were you born in the 00s?
19:00 <fawks> cos ur a wog m8
19:00 <fawks> fuk ye me n me vb cunt
19:00 <oldItalianLady> but i failed the theory assessment questions
19:00 <beagle> there are lot of italians on paltalk
19:00 <psYbR> i seriously hate the wogs I work with. No offense to can't-pass-first-aid over here
19:00 <fawks> heaps sik skip mj8
19:00 <fawks> skids in me VL
19:00 <beagle> oh i get along with italians more than i dont.
19:00 <beagle> i guess.
19:00 <fawks> etc etc stereotype blah blah loser speak
19:00 <psYbR> we sell cars, so we get the dodgiest wogs out.
19:00 <psYbR> they dont want to pay
20:00 <oldItalianLady> whAT DOES DRABC STAND FOR?  I DONT FUKIN KNOW 
20:00 <psYbR> they bitch about the condition
20:00 <oldItalianLady> I WASNT PAYING ATTENTION
20:00 <fawks> no one cares psYbR
20:00 <Floss> lol oldlady
20:00 <fawks> blog about your racism
20:00 <psYbR> shush you
20:00 <Floss> why did you even bother showing up if you wernt going to pay attention
20:00 <psYbR> DR ABC
20:00 <psYbR> he's a cousin of Dr Nick
20:00 <oldItalianLady> i was too busy thinking about my pasta bake
21:00 <fawks> dont ram a big cock
21:00 <oldItalianLady> coz it was boring
21:00 <doctor> just look it up on your phone like everyone else
21:00 <Floss> jesus....
21:00 <oldItalianLady> u try sitting in a first aid course and listening to all the shit
21:00 <beagle> this councillor arrived at lucies i saw her hair cut i said loud 'oh that must be the in thing for a lesbian' .
21:00 <beagle> i dont like her
21:00 <beagle> she treated me like shit
22:00 <beagle> bitching to me about words , grammer
22:00 <beagle> thru my window
22:00 <beagle> fuck that bitch.
22:00 <fawks> grammer
22:00 <beagle> ill have lucie and no body else !!!
22:00 <beagle> but i cant
22:00 <beagle> so mew mew
22:00 <doctor> fuck it, i'm going to sleep
22:00 <fawks> good idea doc
22:00 <partay> Grammar
22:00 <beagle> there u go i let myself go
22:00 <oldItalianLady> maybe if i wore somthing a little slutty  the trainer would have passed me
22:00 <slinky_J> lets get the incest piano going!
22:00 <beagle> fuck that was amusing i put feet on desk and coffee spilt around edges not going over, like psycho style and no spill , nice
22:00 <oldItalianLady> but a short mini wouldnt look good on an old greying lady
23:00 <fawks> i hate you all
23:00 <beagle> its okay youre too fat to hate all of you
23:00 <oldItalianLady> and show my white grey pubes
23:00 <Floss> qe?
24:00 <oldItalianLady> im not even an old lady u dumb retarded fukers   and u fell for my daily dribble i throw whren im bored 
24:00 <oldItalianLady> muahaahhaaahah
24:00 <Floss> yeah right
24:00 <beagle> gee im too smart for an oldItalianLady
24:00 <Mew> I frew ma dribble at u
24:00 <oldItalianLady> u fell for my shit  admit it
24:00 <Floss> i bet you smell like vine a ripened a tomatoes!
24:00 <psYbR> huehuehue
24:00 <Mew> hehehahahuhuhu
25:00 <oldItalianLady> u wanna suk my cock and find out floss?
25:00 <beagle> i definately like most of lucies councillors. like anna, shes awesome, like lucie !
25:00 <Floss> no thanks old lady
25:00 <beagle> well lucie gets on my nerves but i try keep it to myself ... ooops, i did not
25:00 <beagle> ummm
25:00 <Mew> waaaait a minute
25:00 <beagle> sigh.
25:00 <Floss> not a big fan of old lady cock
25:00 <beagle> i am.
25:00 <beagle> i like it when they wobble their boobs
25:00 <beagle> speshli when they is like jelly
26:00 <beagle> and sos their pussy
26:00 <Floss> in between their bellybuttons
26:00 <slinky_J> hmm
26:00 <beagle> cause they like coke bottles up there so many years
26:00 <slinky_J> smell
26:00 <Floss> sick sick puppies
26:00 <oldItalianLady> well i dont think u can mistaken a 6 foot 6 moari weghing 200 kilos for an old lady
26:00 <psYbR> Guardians of the Galaxy was a pretty sick movie.
26:00 <psYbR> 10/10
26:00 <Floss> omg isnt it g rated
26:00 <slinky_J> sick
26:00 <slinky_J> i wana see it on ma bday
26:00 <slinky_J> or for ma bday
26:00 <beagle> what wanker ate what chicken
26:00 <beagle> i just bought port wine
27:00 <Fez> Is lassie movie out yet?
27:00 <oldItalianLady> ok  fuk  ill go back to being an old lady
27:00 <oldItalianLady> i get more attention that way
27:00 <slinky_J> psYbR
27:00 <Fez> Lassie 2014?
27:00 <Floss> what do you mean "go back"
27:00 <slinky_J> they showed the movie to the creator of the comic
27:00 <slinky_J> whos been hospitalised for 20 yrs
27:00 <Floss> the old girls got dememtia
27:00 <psYbR> oh yeah? what'd he say about it?
27:00 <slinky_J> he gave two thumbs up saying it was the best film hes seen in twenty yrs lol
27:00 <oldItalianLady> anyone wanna play with my saggy boobs?
27:00 <slinky_J> :P :P
27:00 <beagle> but also
27:00 <beagle> can of heineken
27:00 <beagle> aint drank heiny for years
27:00 <beagle> used to buy it in those 10l kegs for 30 bux ....
27:00 <beagle> they still make em 
27:00 <beagle> but bet theyre like 43 bux now
27:00 <Floss> this cunt
27:00 <Floss> ate the chicken
27:00 <Floss> hes fkn paying for it
27:00 <Floss> beagle lol paltalk is gay as fuck
28:00 <Floss> gunna be an interesting spicy meataball tonight!
28:00 <psYbR> lol
28:00 <beagle> after a nuclear holocaust there would be nothing but old italian ladies on irc and cockroaches left
28:00 <beagle> atleast she would have something to eat
28:00 <oldItalianLady> ok  u want the truth and nothing but the truth?
28:00 <psYbR> beagle, are you a gamer
28:00 <beagle> yep
28:00 <slinky_J> there will never be a nuclear holocaust
28:00 <psYbR> what games?
28:00 <Floss> they are so polite
28:00 <beagle> if i had met you in real life like i did with matcat i would lend my paid login 
28:00 <beagle> might change yer mint
28:00 <[Maverick]> I swear the chef is trying to give me ass cancer 
29:00 <beagle> i make them myself in my stupido
29:00 <beagle> sdlkhf;aklsladjsf
29:00 <beagle> ive them on youtube :)
29:00 <psYbR> uh k
29:00 <partay> Beagle is too stupid for a fps gamer
29:00 <beagle> yeah, its spokezz2 is mine 
29:00 <oldItalianLady> im a 37 y.o. unemployedloser who still lives with his mum and trolls on here every now and then   or plays online poker for micro money
29:00 <psYbR> i half expected him to say "backgammon" or someshit
29:00 <beagle> is too stupid way too stupid to make hundreds of dumb videos !
29:00 <beagle> not sure i like fps actually partay. more into real time strategy
29:00 <Floss> id rather the free membership
29:00 <Floss> no offence
29:00 <Floss> lol
29:00 <slinky_J> word
29:00 <slinky_J> I will lick your ass when you're down bro
29:00 <slinky_J> lean on me
29:00 <beagle> well they ARE polite
29:00 <slinky_J> right on my face
29:00 <[Maverick]> get fucked. 
29:00 <beagle> cause they dont fuck around like irc they want their visitors
29:00 <slinky_J> ill buttpunch your ass
30:00 <beagle> 3d action too.
30:00 <psYbR> oldItalianLady, verse me on pokerstars
30:00 <beagle> gears of war, oni ...
30:00 <partay> Snakes and ladders is difficult for him
30:00 <Floss> old italian lady dont you have pasta to roll out
30:00 <oldItalianLady> u got a ggame psY,  heads up  $20?
30:00 <beagle> partay i aint been playing games for ages, been busy fucking chicks and losing licence and drinking
30:00 <Floss> i played UT online for a little while
30:00 <Floss> was good fun till the servers stopped working
30:00 <psYbR> keen
30:00 <psYbR> im at work right now lol
30:00 <beagle> :/
30:00 <FredFlinstone> lol
30:00 <slinky_J> IM TALKIN ABOUT FUCKING BRO
30:00 <slinky_J> FredFlinstone check this out rofl https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v62CJYbwt1E
30:00 <beagle> ive been to like 50 rooms on the thing but only few and at only certain times i actually enjoy it tbh
30:00 <beagle> i like get drunk and say something and leave the room to another so they dont dot lmao
31:00 <oldItalianLady> chicken!
31:00 <partay> Floss I'd t bag you
31:00 <beagle> unreal tournament hrmmgh.
31:00 <Floss> i have to work in a little while for like 2 hours
31:00 <beagle> 4th one i liked.
31:00 <Floss> ugh
31:00 <fawks> Saudi Arabia has given Lebanon's military $1 billion to help its fight against jihadists on the Syrian border, as the Lebanese army's chief urged France to speed up promised weapons supplies.
31:00 <fawks> excellent
31:00 <psYbR> 2004?
31:00 <Shadowgate> FLoss your adorable
31:00 <psYbR> was the best, IMO
31:00 <beagle> war over in europe.
31:00 <Loof> the middle east sucks knobs
31:00 <Floss> UT is fun with the monsters
31:00 <beagle> well the yanks are probably like 'atleast it aint our fucken soil'
31:00 <oldItalianLady> th arABS WILL NEVER STOP FIGHTING
31:00 <Floss> i cant go against real people or id die constantly
31:00 <Loof> why cant they just get along
31:00 <slinky_J> beegz who the fuck are you talkin to
31:00 <[Maverick]> LOL.. is that a passive agressive dig at Serenity? 
31:00 <[Maverick]> beagle
31:00 <Floss> lol beagle thats what im doing
31:00 <Floss> ive really upset some broad
31:00 <beagle> her ? shes ok... she welcomed me back in here ...
31:00 <beagle> for long that lasts
31:00 <Floss> cause i asked if she was from big brother
31:00 <beagle> hoping a long while cause otherwise lets face it ircs boring 
31:00 <slinky_J> https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfp1/t1.0-9/10580049_729414280428423_5542477402149181780_n.jpg
31:00 <beagle> big brother its mainly dum qlders
31:00 <Floss> lets do a paltalk melbourne room
32:00 <oldItalianLady> its like fight fight fight, the itchy and scratchy show reruns
32:00 <Loof> lol
32:00 <slinky_J> NO, BECAUSE MY MIRROR KEEPS IT'S FUCKING FACE SHUT!
32:00 <Floss> and yell at each other instead
32:00 <Floss> i want you to hear the rage in my voice when i call you a stupid cunt
32:00 <beagle> big brother was dodgy
32:00 <slinky_J> so i was in fifty rooms with shady guys and it was all gloomy and grey
32:00 <beagle> i liked 'the osbournes'
32:00 <slinky_J> i liked 'shut up in your face'
32:00 <beagle> ozzy osbourne and his pom wife and crazy kids
32:00 <beagle> living in middle of massive yard
32:00 <beagle> in a mansion
32:00 <beagle> luigi mansion
32:00 <beagle> they were so fucking weird 
33:00 <fawks> we're trying to
33:00 <fawks> its a bit hard when ISIS is invading our border
33:00 <beagle> what is isis
33:00 <slinky_J> like fifty mexicans jumping out a crate of oranges
33:00 <oldItalianLady> some mythological greek god
33:00 <Floss> whats for dinner
33:00 <beagle> texas wants to go take guns n kill anyone going over border from mexico ?
33:00 <[Maverick]> you have the internet beagle, do the research yourself you fucking gimp. 
33:00 <slinky_J> restaurant food
33:00 <Floss> lol they are trying to work out who i am
33:00 <slinky_J> spaghetti tree
33:00 <beagle> always going on about losing money and getting drunk abusing their kids instead of making money going on tour
33:00 <Floss> who cares?
33:00 <slinky_J> I, Beagle
33:00 <slinky_J> coming to an Asylum near you!
33:00 <beagle> 'we are on tv, we are broke'
33:00 <[Maverick]> jesus fucking christ 
33:00 <beagle> 'we bought more houses to for this now we're broke'
33:00 <beagle> u dont remember that episode of osbournes ?
33:00 <beagle> kardishians were gay compared to osbournes.
34:00 <Floss> thats terrible
34:00 <beagle> of course when theyre armed to the teeth , you see the mexicans might use binoculars. ....
34:00 <Floss> does anyone cook for themselves here
34:00 <fawks> its the islamic state of iraq and syria
34:00 <psYbR> yep, Floss 
34:00 <fawks> yes floss
34:00 <Student> lebonenese people alway looking for fight, cowards ;)
34:00 <beagle> cheap ass mexicans tho dont have guns so they just have to stay there while n go have lunch 
34:00 <beagle> lebs ... 
34:00 <beagle> i grew up with em
34:00 <Floss> i made these little greek meatball things last night that went in salad wraps
34:00 <beagle> they dont like iranians or iraqi
34:00 <Floss> very nice
34:00 <beagle> but they are more attractive
34:00 <oldItalianLady> did u get bashed?
34:00 <slinky_J> nobody watched that shit
34:00 <[Maverick]> if I wanted to watch a drunk old man walk around screaming "Sharooooonnn" I would just look in the mirror 
35:00 <fawks> actually student you illinformed cumstain we asked for a ceasefire, they crossed the border anyway
35:00 <fawks> so eat a curry flavoured dick
35:00 <psYbR> lol ^
35:00 <Student> ha ha , thats got to hurt
35:00 <Loof> holy war
35:00 <psYbR> nice Floss 
35:00 <fawks> god i hate idiots
35:00 <fawks> ha ha , thats got to hurt
35:00 <Loof> muslims vs christians/jews
35:00 <Floss> was gunna do normal meatballs but found a flavour paket for these thingees
35:00 <Floss> turned out alright
35:00 <psYbR> do chicken rissoles bro, shit's cash
35:00 <slinky_J> man I really had the hots for that Hannah on dexter s7 till last nite when i read she supports PETA
35:00 <slinky_J> :( i was all, dayum she from straya? ima give her a call ask her out!
35:00 <beagle> -_-
35:00 <[Maverick]> Hey sezz, while saemon is gone.. for the greater good of the channel... and I think everyone would agree with me here. Can you put a 48hr ban on the cunt? 
35:00 <slinky_J> and Loof pls
36:00 <oldItalianLady> im cooking a spaghetti bolognse tonight  with ol'dolmio sauce
36:00 <fawks> lmao
36:00 <Floss> ofcourse you are
36:00 <beagle> i have spag bog if i want it
36:00 <Floss> have to have a look in the freezer
36:00 <Student> lebanense cannot get along with each other, all they need is a fight, Fight , Fight, fight 
36:00 <beagle> or if i hungry too hungry to cook then its pasta
36:00 <beagle> pasta sauce
36:00 <Loof> dont put the amount of meat they say on the bottle
36:00 <Loof> put half
36:00 <beagle> allready made
36:00 <Floss> i wanted to stuff some chook tit and wrap it in bacon
36:00 <fawks> imagine an old italian lady actually fcoming on irc as old italian lady
36:00 <oldItalianLady> and your not having any
36:00 <psYbR> 500g mince, half cup of bread crumbs, teaspoon garlic paste, 1 egg lightly whipped, shredded basil, shredded cheese
36:00 <beagle> foodland the might south aussies , yeah. 
36:00 <psYbR> *chicken mince
36:00 <beagle> yeah yeah eyah
36:00 <psYbR> CHICKEN
36:00 <beagle> sure, lol, put effort into cooking. ill leave that up to my bitch
36:00 <[Maverick]> ^^ 
36:00 <slinky_J> now back to being beagle
36:00 <slinky_J> i was watching the bachelor
36:00 <beagle> type your age in channel
36:00 <beagle> 35
36:00 <slinky_J> one time i had an erection
36:00 <slinky_J> im 31 nigga
36:00 <[Maverick]> 23
36:00 <beagle> if you dont speak serenity puts you on tinychat.com
36:00 <beagle> oh u is same as simba
36:00 <Fez> Just once?
36:00 <slinky_J> ur 23 mav?
36:00 <Serenity> excuse me fuck off
36:00 <slinky_J> cutey
36:00 <beagle> uhoh
37:00 <beagle> okay, tilly go out there to kitchen
37:00 <Loof> real bog sauce has kidneys in it
37:00 <Loof> ew
37:00 <fawks> o dear
37:00 <Floss> my bf loves when i cook for him
37:00 <Floss> and he doesnt die
37:00 <beagle> well atleast the batteries in the smoke alarm can be replaced
37:00 <oldItalianLady> no no  no meat in my spaghetti, im not cruel to animals
37:00 <fawks> LOL
37:00 <Floss> its always that little bit more pleasing to awake the next day lol
37:00 <slinky_J> LOL
37:00 <beagle> i set mine off all time actually cooking sausages
37:00 <Loof> you'll shit better and save money being vego
37:00 <beagle> dammit floss now i miss sex and dumb relationships
37:00 <Loof> personally though i cant do it
37:00 <fawks> thats because you dont clean your pan and the 6month old oil is burnt to shit
37:00 <[Maverick]> yes I am.
37:00 <Serenity> i dont care about tinychat or paltalk or you talking
37:00 <Serenity> in the slightest
37:00 <slinky_J> im 32 in 4 days hehe
37:00 <slinky_J> WE'RE TWINS!
37:00 <Floss> omg beagle they are really into it
37:00 <Floss> lol i have to put my hand up and shit
37:00 <Serenity> im 32 in 4 years 3 months
37:00 <slinky_J> u so hot baby gurrl
37:00 <slinky_J> that makes me wet
37:00 <[Maverick]> how old is MadScientist? 
37:00 <[Maverick]> just for science? 
37:00 <slinky_J> 49
37:00 <Serenity> over 9000
37:00 <slinky_J> ^^
37:00 <[Maverick]> thought so 
37:00 <MadScientist> bitch
37:00 <[Maverick]> you can see the grey hairs from here 
38:00 <beagle> oh, yeah.
38:00 <beagle> freak out the women with style :)
38:00 <Floss> lol that absoloute best is when i make a massive feed and he has enough for second plus his lunch for work
38:00 <fawks> that picture of your kitchen is revolting, i almost vomited 
38:00 <beagle> actually , i do clean em , faux
38:00 <Floss> it makes him so happy hahaha
38:00 <oldItalianLady> who needs oil,  i use flavourstone pans
38:00 <fawks> you clean?!!!!!!!!!
38:00 <beagle> i had to use butter it sure aint as good as vege oil or olive extra pussy
38:00 <[Maverick]> getting lucie to lick them, does not class them as 'clean'
38:00 <slinky_J> grey hairs turn chicks on
38:00 <Serenity> i resemble that comment
38:00 <beagle> floss secret is THREE MIC rooms
38:00 <beagle> they cost the owner hundreds of dollars a month
38:00 <Floss> im in one of the aus room
38:00 <beagle> and there are HI FIDELITY rooms for music !
38:00 <slinky_J> IS THAT AN OVERWHELMINGLY BIG SECRET BEAGLE?
38:00 <beagle> such as 'the flirting zone'
38:00 <Floss> rofl its stupid
38:00 <slinky_J> it's High Fidelity
38:00 <Floss> they think they are awesome
39:00 <Loof> i cleaned all my walls last week
39:00 <Loof> going to go over them again with sugar soap
39:00 <Loof> ready to paint
39:00 <Floss> i had a rent inspec yesterday so my place is pretty schmick
39:00 <beagle> shmick and pan
39:00 <Loof> after i fix the 234098098 holes i put in them back in my drinking days
39:00 <Floss> im in cheeky rockers cafe or some shit
39:00 <slinky_J> i know that because it's tattooed on my shoulder
39:00 <Floss> and its fkn retarded
39:00 <slinky_J> i downloaded I, Frankenstein *dies*
39:00 <[Maverick]> I wonder how many people when they connect to Beagle and think "omg smeagle and stephen hawkins had a love child" and disconnect 
39:00 <beagle> ya gotta make paltalk work for you, find one that likes you, stay there
39:00 <beagle> a room
39:00 <slinky_J> LOL
39:00 <slinky_J> ahahahahaha
40:00 <Loof> it was either the wall or ling was head
40:00 <oldItalianLady> my old legs are getting tired,  i need a nap
40:00 <fawks> yeah i usually type with my legs
40:00 <beagle> i was worried i went for short walk and my legs were VERY tired , but for only moments
40:00 <beagle> fuck, i used to walk long long ways
40:00 <[Maverick]> want your legs massaged fawks? 
40:00 <beagle> always telling myself there was a pub at the end of the walk.
40:00 <fawks> pls
40:00 <fawks> ty
40:00 <beagle> well not exactly but sometimes there was wine left at home
40:00 <slinky_J> u still got long hair beagle?
40:00 <Floss> i cant hear anybody dunno whats going on with my shit
40:00 <beagle> floss for me being a drunk sometimes i think i entirely waste my time 100% on paltalk
40:00 <Serenity> he does
40:00 <[Maverick]> Floss take the convo elsewhere 
40:00 <[Maverick]> I am sick of reading about paltalk 
40:00 <slinky_J> i forget who floss is
40:00 <beagle> hi im maverick im a grumpy dumbass
40:00 <slinky_J> dont be mean chad
40:00 <slinky_J> :(
40:00 <xm> Everyone, hold on. I am a typing genius. But I am at work now at reception doing memos. Do not be intimidate.
40:00 <[Maverick]> I am far from grumpy :) 
40:00 <Floss> lol
40:00 <xm> --- beagle
40:00 <slinky_J> Mr Grumpy
41:00 <Loof> take 5 secons :P
41:00 <oldItalianLady> any young hunks in here wnna massage my 85 year old varicose vein legs?
41:00 <psYbR> keen
41:00 <Loof> b1 might be keen
41:00 <beagle> i like this oldItalianLady , cause its usually me being thought of as a retard
41:00 <Loof> he's about your age
41:00 <[Maverick]> you still are a fucking retard though. 
41:00 <oldItalianLady> <psYbR> keen   - we got at least onesicko in here
41:00 <Student> oldItalianLady are you sure it is just about the legs? :)
41:00 <beagle> yeah, ever used that shit paltalk then maverick ?
41:00 <Floss> maverick i didnt even know what it was till about half an hour ago
41:00 <slinky_J> I wonder which Mr Men i am
41:00 <[Maverick]> no, cause it's crapolaaaaaa
41:00 <beagle> ok.
41:00 <slinky_J> probably Mr Accidental Erection
41:00 <beagle> most of it surely is.
41:00 <beagle> but
41:00 <beagle> HD cams
41:00 <Serenity> beagle uses it enough said
41:00 <Serenity> honestly
41:00 <slinky_J> Mr Uncomfortable Arm Around A Stranger
41:00 <[Maverick]> ^^ 
41:00 <beagle> sometimes if they PAY lol its rip off ... but HD audio.
41:00 <beagle> for them i just join in
41:00 <beagle> i like that tho
41:00 <[Maverick]> SHUTUP ABOUT IT 
41:00 <[Maverick]> fuck.
41:00 <beagle> as;ldj;lask;lkjasdf ok
41:00 <Floss> lol
42:00 <psYbR> oldItalianLady, bitch i'll lick your dusty flaps out
42:00 <Loof> there will be cheese
42:00 <psYbR> bonus
42:00 <beagle> this is a bit delayed folks lol
42:00 <Loof> lol
42:00 <oldItalianLady> u can crawl up my fungus infected rectum too if thats what gets u off
42:00 <Loof> fungass
42:00 <Floss> why is it annoying to talk about
42:00 <slinky_J> ive been put off paltalk and skype forever.
42:00 <Floss> 90
42:00 <[Maverick]> BECAUSE 
42:00 <Floss> 90% of convos in here are about drugs and boobs
42:00 <[Maverick]> THIS COCKSUCKER TALKS ABOUT IT ALLL THE FUCKING TIME
42:00 <Floss> oh hahaha
42:00 <[Maverick]> AND DOESN'T SHUTUP! 
42:00 <Floss> OH NOES
42:00 <beagle> no life central
42:00 <slinky_J> ok so 24 hr ban on beagle loof and saemon, The Three Stooges
42:00 <[Maverick]> ^^
42:00 <beagle> its why i wonder why mew comes in here or any other
42:00 <Floss> why?
43:00 <Loof> that would make a good nick
43:00 <slinky_J> LMAO
43:00 <slinky_J> yuck
43:00 <Loof> bbl
43:00 <oldItalianLady> i have a vaginal yeast infection up there ps,  u still keen?
43:00 <psYbR> yeah man
43:00 <psYbR> hundred percent
43:00 <beagle> with 
43:00 <Floss> for talking?
43:00 <beagle> with a life to live ? well ... she has a kid
43:00 <beagle> no husband
43:00 <Floss> isnt that what a chat room is for
43:00 <beagle> no money
43:00 <beagle> ahem.
43:00 <[Maverick]> You have no clue floss
43:00 <Floss> lol what
43:00 <Serenity> im going
43:00 <Serenity> to
43:00 <Serenity> talk like this
43:00 <Serenity> because its fun
43:00 <Serenity> and everyone loves to see
43:00 <beagle> i like you guys often but i rarely love any of you.
43:00 <Serenity> me type
43:00 <Serenity> one line
43:00 <Serenity> after another
43:00 <Serenity> like what im saying
43:00 <Serenity> is interesting
43:00 <Serenity> to anyone
43:00 <Serenity> other than
43:00 <Serenity> myself
44:00 <oldItalianLady> ok  i wont need to drain all the pus out tonight then
44:00 <psYbR> nah save that shit up
44:00 <slinky_J> yuk
44:00 <Floss> lol
44:00 <Serenity> anyhooooooo
45:00 <MadScientist> im just here for the logs
45:00 <Serenity> hahahaha
45:00 <[Maverick]> hahahaha 
45:00 <Serenity> oh i snorted a little
45:00 <slinky_J> oops
45:00 <slinky_J> i msgd sezz not Serenity lols
45:00 <slinky_J> MY BEARD!
45:00 <Floss> ban everyone that talks
45:00 <Floss> that would be a good solution
45:00 <slinky_J> floss r u hot
45:00 <Floss> no
45:00 <slinky_J> k
45:00 <[Maverick]> fuck, you're being an annoying cloth eared bint. 
46:00 <slinky_J> what happened to that opiate fiend vaness
46:00 <slinky_J> with the beanbag titties
46:00 <slinky_J> bint! lol
47:00 <psYbR> LOL
47:00 <psYbR> just freaked olditalian out in PM enough to make them quit
48:00 <Student> good job 
48:00 <beagle> ty
48:00 <beagle> next time i take out the laser !
48:00 <beagle> we shall show them a blinding truth !
48:00 <frayedknot> oldItalianLady is a persistent troll
48:00 <Floss> i think i need to google bint
48:00 <Floss> and cloth eared
49:00 <frayedknot> under various nicks
49:00 <psYbR> hey Saemon/semen
51:00 <Saemon> yoyo pysSTERRRH~~
51:00 <Saemon> sup brah
51:00 <slinky_J> bitty
52:00 <psYbR> the usual, work, bludging
52:00 <psYbR> annoying peeps on IRC
52:00 <psYbR> u?
53:00 <beagle> dont take the fun out of it :P
53:00 <beagle> haha u actually made that person leave
53:00 <beagle> thats really hard to do on irc
54:00 <psYbR> its probably Saemon under a different nick :P
54:00 <beagle> no idea.
54:00 <beagle> a cyber actor.
54:00 <beagle> -_-
54:00 <xm> [12:43:31] 18<beagle18> i like you guys often but i rarely love any of you. <--- other than yourself and beehhh. is there anyone else you love?
54:00 <Serenity> lucyy
54:00 <xm> oh yes her
55:00 <xm> but she doesnt IRC i think
55:00 <xm> i meant from here
55:00 <slinky_J> luuuccyyyy
55:00 <slinky_J> i forget the phrase
55:00 <slinky_J> YOU GOT SOME SPLAININ TO DOOO!
55:00 <slinky_J> hahaha
55:00 <Floss> dont talk like that serenity will get upset again
56:00 <Shadowgate> beagle bludgeons the past
56:00 <Serenity> again?
56:00 <Serenity> what are you snippy about this time
56:00 <slinky_J> menstration
56:00 <MadScientist> wtf
56:00 <Floss> lol brick
57:00 <psYbR> beagle bludgeons the english language
57:00 <beagle> what a friedly gesture
57:00 <slinky_J> r u watching that dumbass show
57:00 <Floss> the word just made me think of it
57:00 <slinky_J> i wonder if that kid will grow up to be a hottie
58:00 <slinky_J> lol
58:00 <slinky_J> i gotta sit down and question my sexuality sometime. O_o
58:00 <Floss> what kid?
58:00 <slinky_J> brick
59:00 <slinky_J> vomits it
59:00 <slinky_J> it so nice out
59:00 <beagle> yeah, right , ok
59:00 <beagle> neighbours back
59:00 <beagle> those councillors have smooth driving cars
59:00 <beagle> lol
59:00 <beagle> my brother arrived in his shitbox it was so loud
59:00 <beagle> now he has my car
59:00 <Floss> umm im talking about steve carrel in anchorman
59:00 <Floss> you know.. bears can smell the menstruation....
59:00 <slinky_J> fuck i hate that guy
59:00 <slinky_J> AHAHAHA ye
59:00 <slinky_J> i just love the dog talking
59:00 <slinky_J> is it worth dl anchorman 2?
59:00 <Floss> yeah
59:00 <slinky_J> hmm
59:00 <Floss> HES 5 YEARS OLD, HES A MAN
00:00 <beagle> and cant move
00:00 <beagle> says the cars broken
00:00 <beagle> mum had to go to city to pick him up
00:00 <beagle> i spose he left it at a wreckers or repairers
00:00 <slinky_J> OKAY
00:00 <beagle> so what next in his life huh
00:00 <psYbR> what kinda car?
00:00 <beagle> ford festiva
00:00 <beagle> wite
00:00 <beagle> go pick him up
00:00 <beagle> save mum the hassle
00:00 <psYbR> no u
00:00 <Floss> lol
00:00 <Floss> yeah do it its an alright laff
00:00 <slinky_J> nice nice i shall
00:00 <slinky_J> need some good comedies
00:00 <slinky_J> too many srs movies and superhero films lately
01:00 <beagle> no way :)
01:00 <slinky_J> fk me
01:00 <slinky_J> who gives a shit about counsel cars
01:00 <psYbR> loving my car. makes a shitty noise at the moment though
01:00 <beagle> sound my car was okay was the smoke that went out when u started it AUTO TOO that was bit shithouse
01:00 <xm> need more epic religious films
01:00 <Floss> ive been sick the last week so i went thru and watched all the office us seasons
01:00 <Floss> im in love with dwight
01:00 <xm> how about Genesis with plenty of full frontal nudity
02:00 <psYbR> mines auto
02:00 <psYbR> not that interesting
02:00 <beagle> yeah, i can drive either
02:00 <beagle> i dont really give a fuck which a car is
02:00 <beagle> oh perhaps i like manual more.
02:00 <psYbR> i definitely like manual more, but a auto with shift paddles... mmm
02:00 <Serenity> can i add you back to the skype group
02:00 <xm> me? i want to clamp down on online socialisation for a while
02:00 <Serenity> ohh ok
02:00 <xm> im also behind in work because of the Graylands Ebola
02:00 <Serenity> i wont then
02:00 <Floss> my mum just asked if im riding the barbeque
02:00 <Floss> i think shes high
03:00 <Shadowgate> beagle the monitorer of cars
03:00 <Serenity> graylands ebola??
03:00 <MadScientist> hotbox
03:00 <beagle> pmsl
03:00 <xm> that's my name for the illness i get from there each time
03:00 <Serenity> oh right
03:00 <Serenity> :S
03:00 <beagle> just riled them idiots up on paltalk where do i upload audio files
03:00 <Serenity> hospitals arent the place to be to get well
03:00 <beagle> fucke them , ill let you guys hear!
03:00 <MadScientist> we dont want to
03:00 <MadScientist> fuckoff beagle
03:00 <xm> at the moment i only have 13 people from skype. 1 is dad so doesnt count
04:00 <psYbR> psYbR, the lover of sexy cosplay http://imgur.com/gallery/f2V8PCA
04:00 <xm> it was originally about 30
04:00 <xm> so i've cut down to less than 50%
04:00 <xm> in one night
04:00 <xm> it was truly a moment of puritanical madness
04:00 <Floss> i dont reall use it anymore since fb msging
04:00 <Serenity> did you delete me lol
05:00 <Serenity> you're offline so im guessing thats yes
05:00 <xm> my rule was to remove anyone from IRC unless they've seen my pic before
05:00 <Serenity> damn you
05:00 <fawks> phew
06:00 <Floss> how is all that stuck on?
06:00 <slinky_J> AUSTRALIAN FREEDOM MOVEMENT on fb rofl
06:00 <Serenity> its ok im not heatbroken (sniffs)
06:00 <slinky_J> this is the worst movie i eva scene
06:00 <slinky_J> r u on heat?
06:00 <xm> but i plan on doing the whole music artist thing eventually on my site with a pic anyway. so all this paranoia is just for 'fun' and principle
06:00 <xm> not like there are any secrets about me they can do in videos
06:00 <Serenity> yes *presents her bum to slinky_J*
07:00 <psYbR> beagle, do you even have a car
07:00 <xm> ive aired most of my dirty laundry
07:00 <beagle> hi, slinky j, i wanna talk to you, moan about being gay, and then hang up.
07:00 <slinky_J> *sniff*
07:00 <slinky_J> hmm
07:00 <beagle> slinky_J you idiot you ok
07:00 <slinky_J> a hint of jack daniels
07:00 <slinky_J> weird
07:00 <beagle> gansta
07:00 <beagle> you are weird dude
07:00 <xm> oh and beagle and beehhh were definitely cut from my list
07:00 <beagle> beehhh kinda sucks.
08:00 <simba> i dont think he's allowed to drive
08:00 <simba> he's ~~~cErTifIeD~~CrAzY~~~!!!
08:00 <Ana_Ng> body glue
08:00 <Ana_Ng> and fake tits
08:00 <beagle> im wearing tired thing of that mother fucker
08:00 <xm> very, very elitist of me to remove those two
08:00 <beagle> im gonna go black like slinky_J
08:00 <xm> we could have been pals
08:00 <slinky_J> https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/t1.0-9/10369984_895821097101709_3465979921335294874_n.jpg
08:00 <beagle> terry hates you and i know you hate him but he spoke to me, WHEN I WAS SOBER, last night, josh just avoid him
08:00 <xm> gotten drunk and told each other how much life sucked and bonded over it
08:00 <slinky_J> i should get like some eye liner n shit
08:00 <slinky_J> get some style goin
08:00 <Serenity> oh great now im on a list with beagle and beehhh
08:00 <Serenity> im gonna top myself
08:00 <slinky_J> woo!
08:00 <British^Meat> list what list
08:00 <British^Meat> show me list
08:00 <beagle> lol josh we dont really care what happens around here unless its cooooooooo
08:00 <slinky_J> thas G baby
08:00 <British^Meat> just beaglin about :P
09:00 <Student> simba are you feeling all right?
09:00 <simba> yeah
09:00 <simba> just had a muffin
09:00 <simba> u?
09:00 <psYbR> how do you know they're fake Ana_Ng 
09:00 <[Maverick]> he is feeling all left. 
09:00 <Student> i am cool :) , was worried for you as you were not joining in here 3 days back 
09:00 <slinky_J> whut beagle?
09:00 <Serenity> beagle was it you who called terry telling him shit about irc
09:00 <slinky_J> who dont care bout whut
09:00 <slinky_J> no shit
09:00 <beagle> slinky_J terry said he knocked you out want me post convo
09:00 <slinky_J> um
09:00 <Serenity> why the fuck would you bring up old shit
09:00 <beagle> he went on about you bashing women up , probably candince !
09:00 <beagle> well i will never again
09:00 <beagle> thats what
09:00 <slinky_J> we talked in pm for quite a while last night.
09:00 <xm> they were added to toy with though. you were added so we could talk like academics about sociology and psychology. purely professional
09:00 <beagle> i thought when he said it
09:00 <[Maverick]> <slinky_J> is it worth dl anchorman 2?
09:00 <beagle> terry was drunk
09:00 <slinky_J> he and i
09:00 <[Maverick]> DONT DO IT 
09:00 <beagle> bye, going to call a hippo !
09:00 <[Maverick]> its shite 
09:00 <Serenity> i will miss you xm :')
10:00 <simba> i didnt join here 3 days ago?
10:00 <Student> yes
10:00 <simba> i think i let my laptop rest for a day mate thanks 4 ur concern
10:00 <psYbR> lol
10:00 <psYbR> translation: stop monitoring me you weirdo
10:00 <beagle> i am monitoring you
10:00 <simba> bit weird but thats Student
10:00 <beagle> are you really an arab
10:00 <xm> not like im dead
10:00 <slinky_J> so beagle is the rat
10:00 <xm> the culling was only perm for some, temporary for the rest
10:00 <Serenity> you are skype dead
10:00 <Floss> whats wrong with anchorman 2
10:00 <slinky_J> so beagle is the rat
10:00 <xm> am i onelined
10:00 <[Maverick]> it shouldn't of been made 
10:00 <beagle> whose side are you on ?
10:00 <slinky_J> you rat fuck
10:00 <[Maverick]> it's fucked. 
10:00 <British^Meat> anchorman 1 wasnt too funny, that and it was ruined for me
10:00 <Serenity> lol i wondered who was calling terry talking about that shit
10:00 <Serenity> what a fuckhead
10:00 <slinky_J> no shit
10:00 <slinky_J> stiring up trouble irl
10:00 <Floss> i thought they were both pretty funny
10:00 <British^Meat> the bloke next to me said "YOU HAVE TO WATCH THIS" and he blurted out every punch line the moment b4 it happended
10:00 <British^Meat> it was sooo annoying
10:00 <beagle> im unsure about terry he used to want expensive unpaid trips to brisbane
10:00 <British^Meat> it probably is funny
11:00 <psYbR> you can monitor me if you like Student 
11:00 <psYbR> i'll give you my webcam address
11:00 <Ana_Ng> 1. look at them
11:00 <beagle> sarcasm takes the pain away
11:00 <beagle> well levity does.
11:00 <psYbR> i did look at them, check.
11:00 <beagle> so like
11:00 <Ana_Ng> 2. not much support there
11:00 <beagle> who fuck would monitor folks on irc especially on an australian chatroom
11:00 <beagle> probably aussie cops
11:00 <Floss> well yeah that would suck
11:00 <slinky_J> stop talking about him
11:00 <Floss> i was crying in the cinema for both of them
11:00 <slinky_J> fuck, this is why I want to just hit you some times.
11:00 <slinky_J> lol
11:00 <British^Meat> .
11:00 <Serenity> i could understand if what beagle told terry was recent.. but that shit hadnt been spoken about in ages
12:00 <psYbR> just perky
12:00 <beagle> just to make us paranoid
12:00 <Ana_Ng> 3. boobs arent round on top without help
12:00 <psYbR> i've seen boobs that are round on top
12:00 <psYbR> not fake either
12:00 <Ana_Ng> sorry
12:00 <xm> i will miss the sound of b1's lisp. it makes the purchase of my producer headphones worthwhile. i can hear it and feel his lips smacking too
12:00 <xm> back then at least anyway
12:00 <Serenity> ok now i feel ill;
12:00 <xm> thank you. i am poet
12:00 <xm> such powah
12:00 <slinky_J> Gentlemen don't eat poets.
13:00 <Ana_Ng> you are mistaken
13:00 <beagle> psYbR you dont LIKE PAGE of 'australias hottest babes' ?
13:00 <Student> here we go Ana_Ng VS psYbR
13:00 <beagle> i even liked the posts from ones you did in here more, i guess
13:00 <psYbR> there is literally a pair of tits on the office chick opposite me that are round on top
13:00 <beagle> cause yeah
13:00 <beagle> well LOL nude
13:00 <[Maverick]> who cares Student
13:00 <Ana_Ng> is she wearing a bra
13:00 <beagle> psYbR are you at workplace
13:00 <psYbR> if you'd like, I could compliment your breasts Ana_Ng so you feel less jealous
13:00 <[Maverick]> the jokes in the 2nd one were lame and poorly executed 
13:00 <xm> yet to see the first one myself
13:00 <slinky_J> i loved Ferrall in The Lego Movie
14:00 <Ana_Ng> no jealousy
14:00 <Ana_Ng> just fact
14:00 <beagle> sorry where did this conversation go is my hypothalamus working today
14:00 <Ana_Ng> my breasts get enough attention already
14:00 <psYbR> come on Ana_Ng I know how girls get around guys that are perving on girls
14:00 <beagle> why dont you folks meet, and fuck.
14:00 <simba> lollllllllllllllll
14:00 <simba> *bullshit alert**
14:00 <Student> [Maverick] oh you careless old man ;)
14:00 <[Maverick]> -old
14:00 <psYbR> they straight away pick holes in their breasts/clothes/butt/makeup
14:00 <psYbR> standard procedure
14:00 <Student> old old 
14:00 <[Maverick]> "hey, we have a bin full of jokes that didn't make the first one... let's rehash them and make a movie out of it" 
14:00 <xm> i did think step brothers was going to suck before seeing it but did enjoy it in the end
14:00 <Serenity> i fucking hate will ferrell
14:00 <slinky_J> step brothers and the other guys <3
14:00 <xm> kinda like a b-side equivalent for movies then, maverick
14:00 <Floss> i think maverick is emo
14:00 <Serenity> what a complete wanker of a human
14:00 <slinky_J> the tuna v lion conversation in the other guys gets me every time
14:00 <Floss> do you always hate stuff that most people enjoy
14:00 <[Maverick]> YES I AM HIGHLY EMOTIONAL!!!! 
14:00 <slinky_J> Serenity he was good in that movie Everything Must Go
14:00 <slinky_J> i think it was called
14:00 <slinky_J> i mean i liked it fox hates it
14:00 <slinky_J> ily fox
14:00 <xm> Serenity, in real life he is. he is supposedly one of the worst people to deal with when it comes to fans. he ignores them all. no sigs whatsoever
15:00 <psYbR> fake or not, her tits are rockin
15:00 <Ana_Ng> psy, you are mistaking me for a girl
15:00 <Ana_Ng> oh yeah they rock
15:00 <Student> but you are a girl Ana_Ng, ;)
15:00 <psYbR> lol
15:00 <Student> or may be woman ;)
15:00 <slinky_J> fkn fkn wireless shit
15:00 <simba> why havent you switched to adam/node yet slinky_J?
15:00 <Serenity> floss stop acting so wounded by everything i say today ffs. 9/10 times nothing i ever say involves you
15:00 <slinky_J> xm have you seen STOKER?
15:00 <xm> he'd reverse over kids in his driveway in his 4wd i reckon
15:00 <xm> slinky_J, have it on drive ready to watch soon
15:00 <Floss> wtf serenity
15:00 <slinky_J> faux got me to dl it
15:00 <[Maverick]> I am trying to work out.. how hating something is being "emo" 
15:00 <Floss> im not talking about you????
15:00 <slinky_J> Park Chan Wooks first american film, brilliant!
15:00 <slinky_J> his second one Snowpiercer sucks
15:00 <Floss> are you still butthurt?
15:00 <Serenity> i never was butthurt about anything. dont flatter yourself
15:00 <[Maverick]> ban ban ban ban 
15:00 <Serenity> shut up darcy lol
15:00 <[Maverick]> ahaha 
15:00 <slinky_J> the hitchcokien themes in Stoker rawk
16:00 <Ana_Ng> i have not been a girl since 1981
16:00 <Student> Ana_Ng ha ha 
16:00 <Ana_Ng> ok 83
16:00 <Student> make up your mind 
16:00 <psYbR> lol
16:00 <Student> i am not in a hurry ;)
16:00 <psYbR> i wasn't even born in 83
16:00 <Student> are you born psYbR? ;)
16:00 <Ana_Ng> wow really such a shock
16:00 <Floss> this is fkn mental
16:00 <[Maverick]> no, you are mental.. 
16:00 <Floss> how
16:00 <Serenity> you're the one quitting channels and sulking about everything people say but im butthurt.. ok
16:00 <[Maverick]> and you are waix's sister 
16:00 <slinky_J> UR METAL
16:00 <[Maverick]> enough said. 
16:00 <Serenity> MAURICE
16:00 <Floss> so i cant quit channels
16:00 <Floss> ok
16:00 <Maurice> SEZZRENITY
17:00 <slinky_J> i already told you why
17:00 <beagle> my sister natasha used to win the battle of her and kate picking me up carrying me around and now as adult she is my favourite sister tho she got me into drinking and smoking
17:00 <slinky_J> i didnt switch to TPG
17:00 <psYbR> was that sarcasm? I couldn't tell
17:00 <slinky_J> they were only supposed to take like 80 out as a one time payment
17:00 <slinky_J> but tried to take 180
17:00 <Student> i am not blaming you for that psYbR 
17:00 <slinky_J> over n over
17:00 <slinky_J> till they stopped bothering
17:00 <simba> who telstra?
17:00 <slinky_J> didnt bother to call so fk them
17:00 <slinky_J> tpg
17:00 <slinky_J> so im still with telstra
17:00 <psYbR> blaming me for what?
17:00 <slinky_J> waix
17:00 <slinky_J> sounds familiar
17:00 <xm> i wonder if there's a lovely uploader on TPB or whatever that has all the hitchcock classics downloaded as one large torrent
17:00 <slinky_J> Morerice!
17:00 <xm> lovely rips where possible too
17:00 <slinky_J> oh fuck
17:00 <Floss> hes my shitcunt brother
17:00 <xm> you should feel great shame floss
17:00 <slinky_J> lol xm
17:00 <xm> he truly is an obnoxious dickhead
17:00 <slinky_J> ahahahaha
17:00 <British^Meat> yer, will ferrel and his movies are a bit pants
18:00 <simba> why were they taking money from you if you werent signed up to them
18:00 <slinky_J> the one time payment would finalise the contract
18:00 <slinky_J> but when i put the 80 in too late i noticed they tried to take 180
18:00 <simba> what was the 80 for?
18:00 <[Maverick]> +100 for connection fee
18:00 <Maurice> Whos sulking now
18:00 <Floss> not really im not responsible for him
18:00 <slinky_J> case with a lot of those SNL actor/comedians
18:00 <Floss> me apparently cause i quit channels
18:00 <xm> did you wait for him to get out of the car in school...and then wait for another 5 mins or when the coast was clear to come out?
18:00 <xm> not wanting that association
18:00 <Floss> he didnt live with us
18:00 <xm> oh
18:00 <slinky_J> best john belushi/ackroyd film, NEIGHBORS
18:00 <slinky_J> <3
18:00 <Serenity> you quit because youve been sulking all morning
18:00 <Floss> we shunned him
18:00 <xm> good
18:00 <British^Meat> love a good shunninh
18:00 <xm> was he a 'problem child'
19:00 <beagle> i was probably going to get me into drinking and smoking she gave it a push.
19:00 <[Maverick]> read the contracts etc
19:00 <slinky_J> well they didnt say that
19:00 <beagle> weeeeeeeeeeee
19:00 <slinky_J> and there was nothing to read
19:00 <slinky_J> it was over the phone
19:00 <slinky_J> she said 80
19:00 <[Maverick]> check your emails, they would of sent it out to you 
19:00 <beagle> next time instead taking my studies money and making me spend it on something else ....
19:00 <[Maverick]> invoice etc
19:00 <beagle> shall we meet in next life
19:00 <beagle> then ummm
19:00 <beagle> could be to MY advatage.
19:00 <simba> oh ok so you did sign up but then cancelled it
19:00 <psYbR> they say "do you agree to the terms and conditions outlined at <isp>.com/t&c?"
19:00 <slinky_J> they didnt send it via email
19:00 <slinky_J> The Shunning
19:00 <Floss> hes just a fucking muppet
19:00 <Floss> i dont see him much
19:00 <xm> did he put chewing gum in your hair while you slept and all that
19:00 <xm> like bart
19:00 <Floss> he didnt live with us
19:00 <xm> yes, but he can sneak in
19:00 <xm> liek bart
19:00 <slinky_J> starring beehhh affleck, beagle b. bottom and Loof des loupe
19:00 <British^Meat> which one is your brother?
20:00 <psYbR> your fault if you didn't read them
20:00 <slinky_J> yes simba
20:00 <slinky_J> ill go back to tpg when i can be fucked
20:00 <simba> did u call and ask what the extra 100 was for
20:00 <beagle> variables. dont cha lovem
20:00 <beagle> ingham chick and vari ya bals
20:00 <simba> i bet u just didnt check ur emails cos u dont even use email u goose!!!!!!!!!
20:00 <psYbR> afk
20:00 <Loof> who is everyone talking to?
20:00 <Loof> beagle as usual?
20:00 <Loof> oh he's not here
20:00 <British^Meat> nah he aint here
20:00 <British^Meat> hah
20:00 <Maurice> Seems Loofs ignore list has gotten longer again
21:00 <slinky_J> i checked my emails
21:00 <slinky_J> anyway
21:00 <British^Meat> i like that...
21:00 <xm> http://thepiratebay.se/torrent/10119067/Alfred.Hitchcock.Bluray.Collection.2014.Vol.2.576p.x264-GCJM
21:00 <British^Meat> a guy who actually ignores ppl
21:00 <Loof> my ignore list is extensive
21:00 <Floss> i had some one my ignore list only because i didnt know whow to get them off once i put them there
21:00 <Floss> :/
22:00 <slinky_J> im not beagle i dont want to sit here talking about nothing dude
22:00 <simba> lol
22:00 <simba> what
22:00 <Student> stop insulting beagle ;P
22:00 <Student> you think you are better than him? ;)
22:00 <British^Meat> Kudos to you Loof
22:00 <Maurice> I have nobody on ignore because I'm a mans man
22:00 <Floss> i had fennec fox
22:00 <British^Meat> i ignore ppl with my mind but i likie that loof says he'll ignore ppl and actually do
22:00 <British^Meat> not just bullshit or take them off within one day
22:00 <Floss> cause theres only so m any times you can answer asl
22:00 <Floss> with fuck off
22:00 <slinky_J> lol@loof and his ignore list
23:00 <simba> what would u like to talk about josh
23:00 <simba> perhaps whatever movie ur playing at home atm
23:00 <Student> oh simba and slinky_J are getting along "yet again"
23:00 <Student> wow 
23:00 <simba> Student: stop commentating
23:00 <slinky_J> braggin bout me ignore list homey its extensives
23:00 <slinky_J> YOU DONT WIN FRIENDS WITH SALAD
23:00 <xm> my ignore list and notify list are actually the same. i put one of the left and one on the right. if they came too close they might attract like anti matter and normal matter and the Universe implodes
23:00 <British^Meat> i have neither
23:00 <British^Meat> i think i once put beeh on ignore, but then i could still see his text
23:00 <Floss> bold
24:00 <beagle> facebook went down, and americans (suprise suprise) rang 911
24:00 <Loof> dont ignore by nick
24:00 <British^Meat> so i ballsed something up
24:00 <xm> i dont ignore beehhh. i need to him to catch up on the news in Australia or else i'd be behind
24:00 <Loof> lol
24:00 <slinky_J> fk putting anyone on ignore
24:00 <Floss> you miss out
24:00 <Loof> i cbf studying
24:00 <slinky_J> I WEAR SUNGLASSES ON THE TRAIN BECAUSE I DONT LIKE PEOPLE LOOKING AT ME BUT I LOOK AT EVERYONE ELSE CAUSE IM PARANOID
24:00 <Loof> so lazy
24:00 <slinky_J> ahahahaha
25:00 <beagle> it was late tho
25:00 <beagle> they said it would go down for few days in april
25:00 <beagle> i dont even recall that happening
25:00 <Ana_Ng> you guys just found irc
25:00 <beagle> mine didnt go down
25:00 <beagle> its a prank i guess
25:00 <beagle> or system overload 
25:00 <Ana_Ng> austnet is the only place where people still type asl
25:00 <beagle> who cares lol 911 cause fb down what a crack up :)
25:00 <slinky_J> um
25:00 <Floss> lol loof same
25:00 <Floss> i tried
25:00 <xm> the worst thing about studying is that no one is paying you to do it. except maybe centrelink. but that is not a very good incentive
25:00 <Loof> true dat lol
25:00 <slinky_J> Bill Nighy man I like the guy but why the fuck is he in this shitfuck of a film
25:00 <xm> unless you really like your units
26:00 <beagle> tho i called my isp when youtube didnt load i think it was mistake as it was more likely youtube itself, im unsure on this one
26:00 <beagle> i never type asl too gen y
26:00 <simba> lol
26:00 <beagle> as i know how to type
26:00 <beagle> i dont use gay abbreviations.
26:00 <beagle> from 439857398057039470987 years ago
26:00 <slinky_J> that's very hetro of you
26:00 <beagle> to find out something new!
26:00 <slinky_J> lol cm
26:00 <slinky_J> xm
26:00 <xm> but even if you did the best course ever...there's always at least ONE unit that sucks balls
26:00 <Loof> noty enough coding
26:00 <Floss> i try to focus for a few hours then end up looking at funny cat vids on youtube
26:00 <slinky_J> I scored 52 out of 60 and I was smoking weed!
26:00 <Loof> too much theory
26:00 <Floss> and then its dinnertime
26:00 <slinky_J> me rationalize real goods
26:00 <slinky_J> said the Loof
26:00 <Loof> and business shit
26:00 <Floss> lol what were u studying lookf
26:00 <Floss> loof even
27:00 <[Maverick]> my iq just dropped a 100 points after reading that. 
27:00 <[Maverick]> (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻
27:00 <slinky_J> can you spell 'cat'
27:00 <slinky_J> now it's dropped
27:00 <slinky_J> DONT COPY ME
27:00 <Student> very strange how one's IQ can drop by some one's else comments 
27:00 <Loof> i should have finished that games degree i was doing at monash
27:00 <slinky_J> Loof you been bashed on skype lately himey?
27:00 <xm> the best way to approach study is to be professional about it like people who work 9-5. check the news every 5 minutes, check your email and check out youtube frequently
27:00 <xm> constant breaks
27:00 <slinky_J> by ur maniac wife
27:00 <Loof> lol
27:00 <British^Meat> slinky_J looks like he needs to be taken down a peg :)
27:00 <Loof> i like that
27:00 <Floss> Himey
27:00 <British^Meat> Loof he trolling u soooo hard, well trying to
27:00 <Floss> its like Hiney and Hymen
27:00 <British^Meat> probably coz he know su have him on ignore :)
27:00 <slinky_J> haha
27:00 <British^Meat> Gutless wonder :)
27:00 <Loof> he's on my ignore, let the manchild go for it
27:00 <slinky_J> its how Ray Ray in A Haunted House says "Homey"
27:00 <British^Meat> SO slinky_J, hows your 2 cars going?
28:00 <slinky_J> lol
28:00 <slinky_J> i did a stupid one on fb
28:00 <[Maverick]> It's a figure of speech, fuckwit. 
28:00 <slinky_J> other day
28:00 <beagle> well , just get them to drop their pants instead
28:00 <Loof> he lives in his mother's apartment, nuff said
28:00 <slinky_J> finally got your attention British^Meat
28:00 <Loof> no car
28:00 <British^Meat> yup
28:00 <Loof> no pc
28:00 <Loof> shit tv
28:00 <fawks> lol.
28:00 <Loof> shit tatts
28:00 <xm> Loof is awesome. if anyone were to bash Loof it'd be Munchausen by proxy syndrome. to want to be associated with him because of his awesomeness
28:00 <British^Meat> how long till u bugger off or put me on ignore yoshi?
28:00 <Loof> aww yeah i said it
28:00 <slinky_J> :(
28:00 <fawks> LOL xm
28:00 <slinky_J> id hate to be slinky_J
28:00 <Floss> Loof who you talking about?
28:00 <slinky_J> me lol
28:00 <Floss> oh hahaha
28:00 <slinky_J> tell loof this
28:00 <Floss> you sound like a twat
28:00 <slinky_J> my mum is the one helping me find a place to buy next year
28:00 <British^Meat> lol
28:00 <slinky_J> because she runs a multi-million dollar company
29:00 <Student> obviously a figure of speech from a person whose IQ just dropped 100 points
29:00 <beagle> take off their reading glasses first
29:00 <beagle> put down the bottle of wine
29:00 <beagle> and shave, they have to shave
29:00 <beagle> i dont like my men unshaven
29:00 <beagle> cause its not smooth when i fuck them up the ass
29:00 <British^Meat> yer but that wont happen will it?
29:00 <Loof> pandas nose --> :~(
29:00 <slinky_J> and i know fuck all about realestate
29:00 <British^Meat> u and your stories blackywoowoo
29:00 <xm> what is the nature of the company, slinky_J ?
29:00 <fawks> all this negativity makes me sik
29:00 <Floss> so loof has slinky blocked?
29:00 <British^Meat> Is she taking you to the UK before or after that JOsh?
30:00 <beagle> those iq tests
30:00 <beagle> they say
30:00 <beagle> 'starts at 65 cause you loaded our program'
30:00 <simba> shut up beagle
30:00 <beagle> i put age to 11 and scored 230 points
30:00 <Student> that was harsh simba
30:00 <simba> shut up Student!!!!!!!!
30:00 <beagle> wot he say
30:00 <Student> ha ha 
30:00 <fawks> flosseh
30:00 <Loof> anyone heard stinky_J's writing? he read out some on the phone and i put it on loudspeaker so everyone here could have a laugh
30:00 <xm> No more games is about positivity
30:00 <xm> And positivity is not about being soft
30:00 <xm> It's about being smart
30:00 <Loof> was awesome
30:00 <fawks> 'everyone here' lol
30:00 <xm> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZmDi3N-4Ckc
30:00 <slinky_J> taking me
30:00 <slinky_J> we're going together
30:00 <Floss> fawks
30:00 <fawks> your deranged wife and 3 year old son?
30:00 <British^Meat> yer its a pisser :P
30:00 <Loof> my sister and brother were over cockstain
30:00 <fawks> WOW
30:00 <fawks> RUDE
31:00 <slinky_J> she's dying to go home and see what wales is like now
31:00 <fawks> hows you flosseh
31:00 <British^Meat> the pics of him and beagle are priceless :P
31:00 <Floss> all good
31:00 <fawks> my  feet are so cold i think i have frostbite
31:00 <Loof> die
31:00 <fawks> lmao
32:00 <simba> PANCAKES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
32:00 <fawks> so temperamental
32:00 <fawks> -tempera
32:00 <Floss> random
32:00 <slinky_J> you honestly think an independent woman like my mother, who's only had two weeks of unenployment since sixteen years old, would support a 31 (almost 32) year old son
32:00 <slinky_J> confliction of morals there
32:00 <slinky_J> but I like that you pay so much attention to me British^Meat, it wasnt hard to get you started.
33:00 <slinky_J> <beagle> u hang up
33:00 <slinky_J> <beagle> dont call again please
33:00 <slinky_J> <slinky_J> wtf
33:00 <slinky_J> <slinky_J> i dont have ur number
33:00 <slinky_J> dont pm me
33:00 <slinky_J> dont tell me to call dan who the fuck is dan 
33:00 <xm> tell us when you're 32. i can make a youtube video (with your permission)
33:00 <British^Meat> :)
33:00 <British^Meat> yup your plans work so well slinky_J :)
33:00 <British^Meat> Wont be long b4 u crack 
34:00 <slinky_J> fk man i dont have that dumb cunts number <beagle> so obvious its you.
34:00 <British^Meat> well schemed plans :)
35:00 <Student> prank 
35:00 <simba> https://31.media.tumblr.com/0b3ba6d2ac3c40974241be08e45cf47f/tumblr_n9wxxoRwBw1shc7afo1_500.jpg
35:00 <slinky_J> he pms me saying ive changed my home number n mobile number n shit n tries to go thru numbers to get the right one lol
35:00 <simba> u r guys havin a tiff
35:00 <British^Meat> What are you up to this weekend slinky_J? lol just kidding, i know :)
35:00 <Loof> being alone
35:00 <Loof> with shit tatts
35:00 <Loof> that chicks laugh at
35:00 <Floss> lot of hostility around today
35:00 <Loof> then laugh more when they look up at his smashed nose and bald head
35:00 <British^Meat> yer slinky brings out the best in ppl Floss :)
36:00 <fawks> so many smiley faces
36:00 <British^Meat> :)
36:00 <British^Meat> :) ^
37:00 <Loof> 5:)
37:00 <British^Meat> smiling means im happy :)
38:00 <slinky_J> dude i cant stand that guy
38:00 <slinky_J> i was in a bad place still so we hung out
38:00 <slinky_J> i wouldnt even say we were ever really "friends" 
38:00 <slinky_J> only thing we had in common was alcohol
38:00 <British^Meat> more ppl should smile :)
38:00 <British^Meat> in text form :)
38:00 <Maurice> Smiling means I got away with it and they'll never find the body
38:00 <[Maverick]> :)
38:00 <British^Meat> ^
38:00 <Loof> fake smiling is bad for you a new study shows
38:00 <Loof> real smiles are good though
39:00 <Loof> with fake smiling you start to associate smiling with negative emotions
39:00 <Loof> when you smile to try to make yourself feel better
39:00 <Loof> but real smiles are good for you
40:00 <Floss> grimace
40:00 <slinky_J> what am I up to this weekend? British^Meat.
40:00 <Loof> "THE BOTTOM LINE
40:00 <Loof> Research suggests that an inauthentic smile to hide unhappiness can further worsen your mood." http://www.nytimes.com/2011/02/22/health/22really.html?_r=0
41:00 <Loof> peppermint tea is just so damn delightful
41:00 <Floss> i think its cake time
41:00 <slinky_J> loof only just now realises that
42:00 <Student> he likes to share :)
42:00 <doctor> better play it safe and never smile
42:00 <Floss> do you think davecat uses irc
42:00 <Loof> lol
42:00 <British^Meat> cake fart
42:00 <Loof> thinking of going vego
43:00 <Loof> idian food
43:00 <Floss> butter cake with mized berris and vanilla icing i made it myself
43:00 <Loof> indian*
43:00 <Floss> it fkn rox
43:00 <Loof> with shitloads of turmeric
43:00 <Floss> malai koftas are hell nice vego indian
44:00 <xm> [13:38:41] 18<Loof18> fake smiling is bad for you a new study shows
44:00 <xm> [13:38:47] 18<Loof18> real smiles are good though
44:00 <xm> [13:39:10] 18<Loof18> with fake smiling you start to associate smiling with negative emotions
44:00 <xm> i just dont smile if i dont feel like it
44:00 <xm> wont laugh either
44:00 <Loof> same
45:00 <xm> wont even greet people if i dont feel like it
45:00 <Floss> i laugh when im nervous
45:00 <Loof> if i feel like shit my face will show it
45:00 <slinky_J> I like to frown when I'm hanging upside down from my web.
45:00 <slinky_J> :P
45:00 <xm> Loof, but this is common with mentals. we dont hide it
45:00 <Floss> lol
45:00 <Loof> true
45:00 <xm> that's part of my mental detection process
45:00 <xm> we play by different rules
45:00 <Loof> our rules rule
46:00 <xm> (with the exception of really depressed suicidal people who act)
46:00 <Loof> cutters
46:00 <Loof> hate those cunts
46:00 <Floss> they are a drag
46:00 <xm> your Universe is too significant and interesting to be bothered with what other people think
46:00 <Floss> bazinga
46:00 <xm> wouldnt be surprised if you've given heasps of non-verbal fuck yous to people too and then wonder why they hate you :D
46:00 <xm> i get that a lot
47:00 <Loof> i wont suffer fools
47:00 <Loof> i put them in their place
47:00 <Loof> well try to
47:00 <xm> it's also why mentals are not as unemployable though unfortunately
47:00 <Loof> i know :(
47:00 <xm> -un*
48:00 <xm> play by the rules or else!
48:00 <Loof> i try to put on an act in job interviews
48:00 <Loof> but if i dont like them they will see it
48:00 <xm> they can tell if you lie even without admitting it
48:00 <xm> the pauses or hesitant looks
48:00 <xm> that alone is enough to get you filtered out
49:00 <xm> a good area for mentals is probably engineering/IT
50:00 <Floss> commercial pilots
50:00 <xm> like this one guy in Perth who is a full on eccentric
50:00 <xm> he works maybe a few hours a week
50:00 <xm> but makes 6 figures a year
50:00 <xm> a pure genius but a complete loner weirdo who writes industrial techno music
50:00 <xm> he came to this interview to write assembly code
50:00 <Loof> i'm still convinced i'll one day come up with some kickass game/app/website
50:00 <xm> given code that they thought was impossible to fix/make more efficient
50:00 <xm> like out of a movie
50:00 <Loof> i cant shake it
51:00 <xm> he does it
51:00 <xm> but you really have to outshine the rest to have your mental side overlooked
51:00 <xm> it was easier to be a social retard back in IT years and years ago. now they have these things called "meetings" and "being organised"
52:00 <xm> you should watch the documentary on netscape. a good example of how chaotic it was
52:00 <Loof> meetings wont bother me, i'll just save my getting high for them
52:00 <xm> and how they were employing this teenage kid from IRC
52:00 <xm> that they didnt know was like 15
52:00 <xm> and just referred to him by his alias
52:00 <xm> that's when you mentally sleep
53:00 <xm> but "Agile" is big now. and they'll ask you to explain what you've been doing blah blah
53:00 <xm> you know in the movies how someone bashes someone else to death
53:00 <Floss> is xm being sarcastic i cant tell
53:00 <xm> but then it turns out to be in their head
53:00 <xm> and the film goes back to normal
54:00 <xm> sort of of like in Requiem for a Dream and the gun scene with the cop
54:00 <xm> most of the work meetings i had were like that for me
54:00 <Loof> wow you seem to hate even more than me
54:00 <xm> "fuck up ya lil shits ya talking crap. it's like ya having a colonic irrigation and the shits coming out of ya mouths"
55:00 <xm> i am more of a cynic
55:00 <xm> and a realist
55:00 <xm> people are just dumb OK
55:00 <Loof> people suck
55:00 <xm> i used to think i was ordinary until i paid attention to the general public on the bus/train
55:00 <xm> because i was somewhat sheltered in school
55:00 <Loof> public transport lets you see the dark side of people
56:00 <xm> yeah. everything. how they dress, talk, move etc
56:00 <Loof> so many subtleties
56:00 <Loof> we crazies notice
56:00 <xm> you can think of trains as little ant farms and the glass windows as views into them
57:00 <simba> http://youtu.be/WY24YNsOefk
57:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Wave Racer - Stoopid ( Jul 13, 2013) 3:38 - Category: Music - 76,893 - 589 likes (98.7%), 8 dislikes (1.3%)
57:00 <Loof> i love just watching people with dark sunnies on
57:00 <Floss> last time i was on the bus i had an old man sitting a few seats in front and all i could think was i hope we get to our stop before he dies
57:00 <xm> you might like "They Live"
57:00 <slinky_J> watching life from the bench
57:00 <slinky_J> observation
57:00 <slinky_J> fk yes
58:00 <slinky_J> I think I'll put on A Dangerous Method next
58:00 <xm> Loof, im probably one of the 'nastiest' people around here if they really knew what i thought. such as my views on sterilisation and eugenics
58:00 <Loof> i'd probably agree with most of it to be honest xm
58:00 <xm> but all of this was quite common before in certain circles. it was just that people like Adolf Hitler made people think it was cruel by association
58:00 <slinky_J> not the only one xm
59:00 <slinky_J> But in a country where the pigs are fed and the farmer has no reason to fear walking into the pen. Those thoughts are taboo.
00:00 <Floss> xm do you think certain people should be sterilized?
00:00 <Loof> my slag mother keeps wanting to see my kid
00:00 <slinky_J> it doesnt just stop at sterilization
00:00 <Loof> she can fuck right off
00:00 <xm> Floss, plenty
00:00 <Loof> i dont want to know her
00:00 <Floss> same
01:00 <slinky_J> harsh
01:00 <xm> because im a believer that traits are genetic and not by nurture
01:00 <Floss> yes same!
01:00 <Floss> i think pregnancies should be restricted too
01:00 <Loof> the views i support would have seen that i was never even born
01:00 <Floss> say if you are on the dole you cant have any
01:00 <Loof> for example my mother should never have been allowed to breed
01:00 <Floss> cause you are adding to the problem
01:00 <xm> which is why i tend to dislike the politically correct crowd that believe in nonsense such as girls and boys are only that way because they are taught. such as 'gender construct' rubbish
02:00 <xm> although some kids are naturally born a bit different...but i wouldnt say that the majority are taught to be more aggressive or to be more into dolls
02:00 <slinky_J> a main problem with a society like ours Floss, is that we inhabit a naturally entropic world fueled by dissorder
02:00 <xm> people seem to just be born with these desires and gravitate towards certain interests
02:00 <slinky_J> and when we place restraints on what's natural
02:00 <Loof> zac is obsessed with cars
02:00 <slinky_J> you have the world we live in today
03:00 <Loof> his first word was car
03:00 <Floss> im sick of seeing 15 year old children with their own children
03:00 <psYbR> cars are great
03:00 <Floss> and knowing they will be on benefits their whole lives
03:00 <Loof> i hope it means he's not gay
03:00 <xm> i was obsessed with cars until i got my computer :D
03:00 <xm> never looked back since
04:00 <slinky_J> gaynet
04:00 <psYbR> computers are definitely cheaper xm
04:00 <xm> psYbR, i upgrade my computer every month though psYbR. my macbook has to the shiniest and prettiest. some of the shit is soldered on here too so i have to buy a new one. the old ones get sent to Africa
04:00 <xm> has to be*
05:00 <Floss> xm thats crazy
05:00 <Floss> i got this laptop for my 21st and im 25 now
05:00 <Loof> macs are sure perdy
05:00 <Loof> i have to admit
06:00 <xm> Loof, is zac's first words were "mac so pretty. fuck alienware" i would be sus. make sure no red socks are ever added to his white car shirts!!!
06:00 <xm> is/if*
06:00 <Loof> LOL!
06:00 <xm> how old is he now?
06:00 <Loof> 3
06:00 <Floss> i thought alienware was really good
07:00 <Loof> he is a little bit too good at dancing wich worries me
07:00 <slinky_J> my sons first word was daddy <3
07:00 <Loof> and likes pop songs more than my rock/metal
07:00 <Loof> although he does like gwar
08:00 <xm> from what i've noticed with gays as far as nuturing is concerned (but i do believe there is a natural component to it too that they cant help). parents contribute to it too
08:00 <xm> nearly every gay ive spoken to has some control freak over bearing mother
08:00 <Loof> oh shit :(
08:00 <Loof> you just explained Lan
09:00 <xm> and the weird thing is some of them are quite alpha themselves relatively. with everyone else they are like fearless and like leaders. and then around their mother they;re like little dogs with their tails between their legs
09:00 <Loof> oh well if he is gay i'll still love him
09:00 <xm> Loof, you can counter some of it by eXtReMe PaTernAl ParEnting
09:00 <psYbR> i love my mum, she's the best
10:00 <Floss> if i have a boy ill let him play with dolls and paint his nails and use my makeup if he wants to
10:00 <Loof> mine is a pathetic drunken slag
10:00 <Loof> i wont be going to her funeral
10:00 <Floss> i dont think any of that would "turn him"
10:00 <xm> i'll love any child no matter their sexuality
10:00 <psYbR> nice Loof 
10:00 <xm> but ideally straight
10:00 <Loof> ^
10:00 <Loof> for the grandchildren
10:00 <xm> also im Christian anyway
11:00 <Loof> i want grandchilren is the only reason i dont want him to be gay
11:00 <Floss> you can still have grandchildren
11:00 <psYbR> he could always adopt
11:00 <slinky_J> i cannot stand when people say that nature's rife with homosexuality
11:00 <Floss> yes
11:00 <Loof> not my genetics then
11:00 <psYbR> so?
11:00 <Floss> his sperm
11:00 <xm> slinky_J, that argument is easy to counter
11:00 <Floss> donor egg
11:00 <slinky_J> as if animals make a conscious choice to participate in homosexual acts
11:00 <slinky_J> yer
11:00 <xm> because nature is also rife with other heinous acts
11:00 <psYbR> if you choose to have a problem with that, that's on you
11:00 <xm> it doesnt make it morally right
11:00 <beagle> hi, im chad. i would like to ask you something 
11:00 <slinky_J> haha
11:00 <slinky_J> mm
12:00 <slinky_J> I'm a realist
12:00 <psYbR> not the child's fault, he's not any less deserving of his family
12:00 <beagle> you are not correct.
12:00 <psYbR> @ Loof
12:00 <beagle> slinky_J youre just stupid as a gen y fuckhead.
12:00 <Loof> psYbR as someone who has grown up with 228340 different stepdads i will tell you they always love thier own more
12:00 <beagle> okay lemme start
12:00 <psYbR> of course
12:00 <beagle> then
12:00 <beagle> ify ou wish
12:00 <slinky_J> CALM DOWN BEAGLE AND LURK
12:00 <beagle> you must know slinky_J you are not of your kinda
12:00 <Loof> you will always love your own blood more
12:00 <Floss> loof wow
12:00 <psYbR> beagle please
12:00 <xm> anyway as far as arguments are concerned it's way too easy to counter all the arguments. but they should be avoided. because gay people dont really go out of their way to be gay. i believe for the vast majority there effectively is no choice
12:00 <psYbR> one sentence
12:00 <slinky_J> at
12:00 <beagle> you just want to wish for those that discern of you.
12:00 <slinky_J> a
12:00 <slinky_J> time
12:00 <beagle> slinky_J youre high youre just
12:00 <slinky_J> i what?
13:00 <xm> so you basically have to help them to cope with life not constantly tell them they're fucked
13:00 <Floss> loof whats thr go with your mum is she single
13:00 <beagle> you ajust do portray
13:00 <slinky_J> oh, ur drinking eh
13:00 <Loof> you cant turn gays straight imo
13:00 <psYbR> Loof you're right - but if those stepdads had been any decent parents they'd make an effort to love you as their own. 
13:00 <beagle> no no no slinky_Jk i just want you to call me and moan like a little bitch.
13:00 <slinky_J> O_O
13:00 <slinky_J> im not gay dude
13:00 <Loof> true psYbR
13:00 <slinky_J> i just act gay on irc beagle
13:00 <beagle> sorry but , you are gay.
13:00 <Floss> gay young boys can always join the navy and tell their idiot parents its a straight camp
14:00 <Loof> like they never hit their own but have no prob beating the shit out of you
14:00 <psYbR> but you're saying like, if your grandkids were adopted you'd treat them different?
14:00 <beagle> do you listen to your mother music in the day , like pink ? taylor swift 
14:00 <Loof> i would love them, but not as much as my own blood
14:00 <Floss> my mumma was adopted
14:00 <beagle> you are a fucking fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkking dumb cunt.
14:00 <Floss> she was loved very much
14:00 <slinky_J> i like pink.
14:00 <Loof> like i love my nephews who aren't my blood
14:00 <doctor> such a deep and meaningful conversation we are all having here. next we should discuss what it's like to be a worm being dissected under a microscope
14:00 <beagle> me1
14:00 <beagle> lol
14:00 <beagle> 2
14:00 <slinky_J> just give me a reason <3
14:00 <beagle> LOL
14:00 <slinky_J> she's a great woman
14:00 <beagle> awwwwwww
15:00 <psYbR> not sure how I could explain my view on that without offending you Loof, I'll just leave it at that
15:00 <slinky_J> great role model.
15:00 <Loof> k man
15:00 <beagle> yes josh, and yours isnt.
15:00 <Loof> np
15:00 <Loof> thanks
15:00 <slinky_J> my what isnt?
15:00 <psYbR> i was adopted, never had any problem with it
15:00 <psYbR> couldn't have asked for two better parents
15:00 <Loof> lucky you
15:00 <Floss> yeah same with me and my grandparents
16:00 <Floss> they are my grandparents 
16:00 <slinky_J> psYbR <3
16:00 <Loof> :)
16:00 <slinky_J> I always wanted a twin
16:00 <slinky_J> ehehe
16:00 <psYbR> eh
16:00 <xm> <doctor18> such a deep and meaningful conversation we are all having here. next we should discuss what it's like to be a worm being dissected under a microscope <--- yes, quick poll. cut or uncut?????
16:00 <xm> talking about science here
17:00 <xm> nothing else
17:00 <psYbR> beagle, can you join #brisbane, |RAZ| wants to talk to you
17:00 <xm> nothing sus'
17:00 <slinky_J> i hope this french film baz suggested is good
17:00 <slinky_J> *masturbates over lesbian sex scene* hahaha
17:00 <doctor> horizontally cut, from the tip right down to the scrotum
17:00 <xm> baz has good taste when it comes to classics. but im not sure about this one
17:00 <Loof> xm why do certain people (females too) get uncomfortable when people with a mental illness talk about feelings?
17:00 <slinky_J> yer
17:00 <slinky_J> im unsure about it
17:00 <slinky_J> plus it's about highschool kids
18:00 <slinky_J> and im 31 (as you aloready know)
18:00 <Floss> im watching kath n kim :/
18:00 <psYbR> you know, xm, I don't know if I'm cut or uncut. I think I'm somewhere in between
18:00 <xm> loof, it's the moral equivalent of when someone is talking about financial debt
18:00 <slinky_J> im cut
18:00 <slinky_J> its rad
19:00 <slinky_J> i hated having to clean my dick as a child
19:00 <psYbR> slinky_J, when you jerk off you need lube or deal with the friction right
19:00 <xm> they may think they will bear some responsibility in having to hear you fully out, support you, give you advice...and they have no idea how to do it
19:00 <slinky_J> nope
19:00 <xm> most people dont know how to deal with it properly, loof
19:00 <psYbR> nope?
19:00 <slinky_J> it's still sensitive lol
19:00 <xm> it's also a heavy topic and to get it wrong can be fatal at times
19:00 <xm> re: suicide
19:00 <slinky_J> but i dont rub the tip lol
19:00 <psYbR> no i mean
19:00 <slinky_J> too sensitive
20:00 <Loof> i wonder if half the time they can actually relate and are scared they might be a bit crazy too
20:00 <slinky_J> i grip the base with an upside down fist baby
20:00 <slinky_J> ;p;
20:00 <psYbR> 'cause you don't have a foreskin :P how to explain this
20:00 <xm> [14:18:33] 19<psYbR> you know, xm, I don't know if I'm cut or uncut. I think I'm somewhere in between <--- u r dune cat
20:00 <psYbR> lol
20:00 <slinky_J> lol dune cat
20:00 <psYbR> i dun get it
21:00 <Rak> watch Utopia
21:00 <slinky_J> iz wotchin
21:00 <slinky_J> cig*
21:00 <Loof> this tea concoction is way better than weed
21:00 <Loof> i've struck gold
21:00 <psYbR> but, slinky_J, right, I have a foreskin, I cat push it up and it covers the end of my knob right. But only if I do that, like it doesn't sit there and cover the tip otherwise
21:00 <psYbR> *can
21:00 <Floss> lol is it from the adult shop Loof
21:00 <xm> http://images.wikia.com/lego/images/archive/7/7d/20111112152619!Dune-cat.jpg
21:00 <psYbR> it LOOKS like a cut dick but *shrug* can't really tell tbh
22:00 <slinky_J> owell dld that french film, mkv
22:00 <Floss> if its cut youd be able to see the head at all times
22:00 <psYbR> wonder what weed tea is like
22:00 <slinky_J> wont play on 360
22:00 <slinky_J> namas
22:00 <Loof> i've no idea how to make it
22:00 <Loof> but i'm sure its delicious
23:00 <Loof> i actually love the taste in cooking
23:00 <psYbR> i can't imagine it'd taste too good but it'd be pretty i.imgur.com/bvkeTzY.gif
23:00 <xm> i probably have over a L of tea each day
23:00 <Loof> but seriously peppermint and green tea, it's incredible
23:00 <slinky_J> im on my third pot already
23:00 <slinky_J> lol
24:00 <slinky_J> i drink more than an entire Moroccan family consumes in a day
24:00 <xm> i dont like peppermint. in anything really. but green is nice. that's the one i get -- jap green tea
24:00 <slinky_J> and on ave they consume 7 glasses a day
24:00 <Loof> i hate the taste of green, but i love the effect
24:00 <Loof> so i mix in peppermint
24:00 <Loof> totally hides the taste
25:00 <xm> if they drink that much they might as well walk around with those massive tea dispensers behind their back all day
25:00 <xm> i dont drink it for the effect really. i just like the taste. but i do sort of believe it performs magic on me in that it has some sort of nano-bots that will go in and destroy all the toxins in my body
26:00 <Loof> i just stole my father in laws 2 litre THERMOS©
27:00 <xm> how can they copyright the name from a place in greek mythology! i might as well copyright Jesus so no damn mexican can name their kid again
27:00 <Loof> lol
27:00 <slinky_J> why the fuck do i have so many harajuku pictures
27:00 <slinky_J> rofl
28:00 <Loof> anyone want?
28:00 <Serenity> yes
28:00 <slinky_J> i got peach tea
28:00 <slinky_J> thx
29:00 <Loof> this first
29:00 <beagle> i dont think you like me much
29:00 <beagle> "that is cause youre an idiot lucie"
29:00 <slinky_J> wtf
29:00 <beagle> whose your bitch you little josh rich ugly dumb lying fuck ?
29:00 <beagle> wtf yourself
29:00 <slinky_J> ?
29:00 <beagle> dumb fuck.
29:00 <beagle> oh fuck off
30:00 <psYbR> beagle
30:00 <psYbR> |RAZ| wants to talk with you in #brisbane
30:00 <beagle> he likes lucie and she doesnt need anybody. i like this.
30:00 <slinky_J> i like lucie
30:00 <slinky_J> tea literally just came up
30:00 <slinky_J> brb
31:00 <beagle> josh how about this
31:00 <beagle> shut up or die.
31:00 <slinky_J> you're a sick fuck
31:00 <beagle> well youre obnoxious.
31:00 <Serenity> thanks loof
31:00 <slinky_J> you're an abusive alcoholic.
31:00 <beagle> well youre a loser!
31:00 <psYbR> beagle |RAZ| wants to talk with you in #brisbane
31:00 <Serenity> we're best friends did you know
31:00 <Sanity> juicy?
31:00 <slinky_J> no, I just don't have space in my offline life for people like you
31:00 <Loof> shit i missed 420
31:00 <beagle> terry wants to kill you josh he forgot or cannot get to your ass ass moaning.
31:00 <slinky_J> so stop with the anger
32:00 <beagle> josh, im not a nazi
32:00 <beagle> but i dont think you wanna try me
32:00 <beagle> cause you dont really wanna know what i would do
32:00 <slinky_J> try you what
32:00 <slinky_J> ok
32:00 <slinky_J> so drive your drunk ass down here
32:00 <slinky_J> and man dance
32:00 <beagle> patience, is golden ,and your soul is all out there
32:00 <beagle> you fucken retard
32:00 <Serenity> shut up already
32:00 <beagle> geee wish i could wish on gen y instead of gen y
32:00 <psYbR> BEAGLE 
32:00 <psYbR> DO AS I SAY
33:00 <slinky_J> YOU FANTASIZE ABOUT A 13 YEAR OLD GIRL FROM TABLE TENNIS AND TELL ME ABOUT IT
33:00 <Serenity> 13... wtf
33:00 <slinky_J> I DON'T WANT TO BE YOUR FRIEND BECAUSE YOU'RE PROBABLY A PAEDOPHILE
33:00 <slinky_J> SO FUCK OFF.
33:00 <beagle> <slinky_J> you're an abusive alcoholic. <---- youre a ugly and fat and stupid one that never gives up on blaming someones else emotion , josh
33:00 <Loof> ban
33:00 <slinky_J> yer Serenity
33:00 <slinky_J> im not fat
33:00 <psYbR> psYbR> beagle |RAZ| wants to talk with you in #brisbane
34:00 <Serenity> I dont think I can van for him sayimg what someone did
34:00 <Sanity> lol.
34:00 <Serenity> van... lol
34:00 <psYbR> you can ban the minivan
34:00 <Serenity> fucking phone
34:00 <Sanity> No banning fat people.
34:00 <Serenity> oh phew
34:00 <Serenity> im safe
35:00 <Sanity> I am not dieting for irc.
35:00 <Loof> oooh she's back with our new couch!
36:00 <slinky_J> hope she beats him to death on it.
37:00 <slinky_J> lol im not srs
37:00 <slinky_J> kinda am.
37:00 <Serenity> I just imagined this short plump asian woman rocking up with a couch strapped to her back
37:00 <Sanity> lol
37:00 <Serenity> rooof open door now
37:00 <slinky_J> well sez i've hit rock bottom for movie downloads ftmoment and am currently downloading Jack Reacher. ban me at will hahahaha
37:00 <Serenity> lol
38:00 <Serenity> bannn
38:00 <[Maverick]> jack reacher was alright 
39:00 <[Maverick]> get Absolute Deception 
39:00 <[Maverick]> you will love it 
40:00 <psYbR> "jack reacher was alright" you better be talkin about the books
40:00 <psYbR> the movie was horse shit. Jack reacher is a 7-foot tall tough cunt who snaps people like tom cruise in half for relaxation
41:00 <psYbR> also the books are a really really good read
41:00 <slinky_J> dont tell me anything about it :D i go in with no expectatiosn < and dc
42:00 <psYbR> lucky you just d/c'd slinky_J 
42:00 <slinky_J> howcome lol
42:00 <psYbR> i had a bit of a rant about the reacher movie
42:00 <slinky_J> oh
42:00 <slinky_J> lols
42:00 <[Maverick]> well get Absolute Deception 
42:00 <[Maverick]> DO IITTT
43:00 <psYbR> i advise you to read the reacher books after seeing the movie slinky_J :)
43:00 <slinky_J> is it out on bray?
44:00 <[Maverick]> how scary is this Ebola threat atm 
45:00 <slinky_J> so scary SO SO scary hahaha
45:00 <slinky_J> when ten thousand people have it, call me
45:00 <Serenity> ebola I never toucher her
45:00 <Serenity> ...
45:00 <slinky_J> lol
48:00 <Sanity> The doctor who caught ebola... was he wearing a condom?
50:00 <Serenity> I dont think it's an sti
52:00 <psYbR> humans are an sti
53:00 <slinky_J> isnt it more like aids from new world monkeys?
54:00 <Serenity> touche
54:00 <slinky_J> or is it air borne?
54:00 <Serenity> I don't think its like aids
54:00 <Serenity> I dont know tbh
54:00 <slinky_J> i mean in the way you can contract it
54:00 <slinky_J> there're two types of aids
54:00 <Serenity> nah 
54:00 <Serenity> I think its spread like the flu
54:00 <Serenity> think..
54:00 <slinky_J> aids from old world monkeys like babboons
54:00 <slinky_J> and new world monkeys like chimps
55:00 <slinky_J> ah
55:00 <psYbR> either way, I took some fresh water up the farm and checked all the guns and fences
55:00 <slinky_J> well it hasnt killed 800 people yet
55:00 <psYbR> if ebola breaks out i'm ready
55:00 <Sanity> yep you can get it from monkeys like aids.
55:00 <slinky_J> it wont reach us
55:00 <psYbR> i sort of hope it does, so I can live up the farm and not have to work
55:00 <slinky_J> if it did land on our shores we'd have it contained
55:00 <slinky_J> it's not a threat to all human life lol
56:00 <slinky_J> the media hypes it up
56:00 <Sanity> Although they do want to experiment with the virus I read... so who knows.
56:00 <slinky_J> go usa!
56:00 <Sanity> Maybe they might think he is cured, but then it becomes a new strain.
57:00 <psYbR> i sort of hope it spreads to the middle east and kills everyone
57:00 <slinky_J> why dont we just concentrate on terraforming mars :P
57:00 <slinky_J> and extracting helium 3 from the moon
57:00 <Lumeah> slinky_J:  saw a gold number plate says panda.. Haha
58:00 <slinky_J> and sending our deadly viruses out into space
58:00 <slinky_J> hahaha
58:00 <slinky_J> lands on a planet sometime, kills off the inhabitants.
58:00 <Serenity> like aids apparently
58:00 <Serenity> The virus may be acquired upon contact withblood or bodily fluids of an infected animal (commonly monkeys or fruit bats).[1] Spread through the air has not been documented in the natural environment
59:00 <Loof> 4#1_4#
59:00 <slinky_J> I'd date a hiv chick
59:00 <Sanity> Imagine you had a button, if you press it.  A machine gives you a packet of chips.  However, the button also causes a planet far away in the universe containing billions of people to suddenly be killed.  Would you press it?
59:00 <slinky_J> long as she's been on the medication since she found out
59:00 <slinky_J> all that
00:00 <stebie> ^_^
00:00 <slinky_J> and what the um, chance of a child contracting it on the medication is around two percent
00:00 <Serenity> depends of the stage of it too
00:00 <slinky_J> yeah
00:00 <slinky_J> the problem is we want to cure all disease
01:00 <Student> strange eye brows you got
01:00 <Loof> did u watch it?
01:00 <slinky_J> the goal of living to be one thousand years old
01:00 <slinky_J> shits me
01:00 <Sanity> The problem is distance, and not my problem.  No one really cares.
01:00 <slinky_J> i can empathise but yeah
01:00 <slinky_J> i dont really care
01:00 <slinky_J> lol
02:00 <Rak> utopia?
02:00 <slinky_J> fk some ppl r annoying
02:00 <slinky_J> need to stop smoking weed.
02:00 <stebie> Loof, nope, started watching something else
03:00 <Sanity> If the starving african children were living nextdoor, people would feed them.  But because they are a world away, they don't get fed.  But even worse, the governments prefer it this way due to our capitalist nature.
07:00 <slinky_J> we need to either bury our shame here or deal with it
07:00 <slinky_J> i am so sick of hearing about the aboriginal communities in the outback and their third world conditions
09:00 <beagle> says he who uses lazy icechat
09:00 <Floss> they dont care about much it seems... the homeswest houses they move in to end up as hovels
09:00 <Floss> meanwhile a white person has to wait for housing
10:00 <slinky_J> that's why I suggest burying it
10:00 <slinky_J> move them into the cities
10:00 <slinky_J> aboriginal children that grow up in cities, how ever unfortunate, grow up "white"
11:00 <slinky_J> research, resources, infrastructure, it's not a big deal it's quite simple
11:00 <Floss> i dont feel comfortable talking about it as "us" and "them" but i think its unfair how an aboriginal person will get benefits faster
11:00 <slinky_J> it's prejudice, money and ignorance
11:00 <slinky_J> well there is a separatist movement among Indigenous peoples
11:00 <slinky_J> here
12:00 <slinky_J> and I can't stand separatists
12:00 <Floss> i remember missing out on school camps cause my parents couldnt afford to let me go, but all the aboriginal kids got to go
12:00 <slinky_J> in the same way I can't stand outspoken patriotism
12:00 <Floss> i thought that was so unfair
12:00 <slinky_J> yeah i only went to one camp
12:00 <slinky_J> yr 7
12:00 <Floss> and most of the time they didnt really care about it
12:00 <slinky_J> mum raising two kids at the time and not a lot of cash around uno
13:00 <slinky_J> yeah?
13:00 <Floss> yeah thats what it was for us
13:00 <slinky_J> :/ :/
13:00 <Floss> absailing was one
13:00 <slinky_J> that sucks balls 
13:00 <Floss> it was like 300 bucks
13:00 <slinky_J> oh whut
13:00 <slinky_J> that wouldve been ace!
13:00 <Floss> i couldnt go
13:00 <slinky_J> :/
13:00 <slinky_J> there's always the now though :P if you were still interested in that
13:00 <Floss> but the principal came to class and said all the kids in the indigenous program could go
14:00 <slinky_J> fuck that
14:00 <Floss> they were like whats absailing
14:00 <slinky_J> lol
14:00 <Floss> oh...whatever miss
14:00 <slinky_J> hah
14:00 <Floss> i was piiiisssed
14:00 <Floss> but what can ya do
14:00 <Floss> shouldve been black :/
14:00 <Sanity> Prior generations have been disadvantaged by the takeover of land and basic lack of encouragement.  I guess it rubs off and they might have a chip on their shoulder or two.
14:00 <slinky_J> that's it, what can you do
14:00 <slinky_J> but
15:00 <slinky_J> did you learn anything from it?
15:00 <Floss> yeah i was born the wrong colour
15:00 <slinky_J> like, has that had any influence in the way you put a value on things
15:00 <Floss> nope its just how things are
16:00 <slinky_J> it's like
16:00 <slinky_J> the lessons we learn, for example
16:00 <Floss> it would get me down when i would struggle to pay off my car and knowing that the family next door have a brand new car they arent paying for
16:00 <slinky_J> my best friend is in a dark place at the moment, but I can't just tell him why
16:00 <slinky_J> because he really needs to work it out for himself
16:00 <TheRon> anti dentites
16:00 <slinky_J> but I can listen right
17:00 <TheRon> i think dentists should have their own schools
17:00 <Floss> ive gotta go do stuff i spose
17:00 <slinky_J> and I can be the optimistic one, ask questions and indirectly suggest stuff
17:00 <Floss> schoo of dentistry
17:00 <Floss> lol
17:00 <slinky_J> but if he learns from it, it'll help to build a better him
17:00 <slinky_J> see, when I didnt get the nike air max as a kid
17:00 <slinky_J> i didnt resent my mother or my friends
17:00 <slinky_J> I got the reebok pumps and loved it
18:00 <TheRon> pumped up kicks
18:00 <Floss> kids used to steal our clothes of our clothesline and wear them to school
18:00 <slinky_J> and a couple yrs ago i bought oldschool air max!
18:00 <Floss> and if we told on them we would be racial profiling
18:00 <slinky_J> uno what im saying?
18:00 <slinky_J> serious
18:00 <Crip> https://soundcloud.com/flux-pavilion/dillon-francis-without-you
19:00 <TheRon> is that doof doof??
22:00 <TheRon> anyone see sam newban's balls last night?
22:00 <Crip> jah mon 
22:00 <Crip> doof doof mon
22:00 <TheRon> poof poof
22:00 <Crip> https://soundcloud.com/flux-pavilion/skrillex-and-kill-the-noise-recess-flux-pavilion-remix
26:00 <slinky_J> o yea tv allllll clean ehehe
26:00 <Doodle> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HTN6Du3MCgI
26:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Electric Six - "Gay Bar" (Hi Res) (Sep 6, 2006) 2:32 - Category: Music - 28,355,651 - 65,614 likes (93.5%), 4,578 dislikes (6.5%)
28:00 <Mew> ive got something to put in you
28:00 <FredFlinstone> oh no
28:00 <Mew> oh yes
31:00 <slinky_J> YAYYY
31:00 <slinky_J> my fwend wants come rounod on my bday
31:00 <slinky_J> *feelz speshil*
31:00 <TheRon> a freind?
31:00 <slinky_J> yer dollie
31:00 <TheRon> ah a female "friend"
32:00 <Mew> http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=cnh75XCu49c
32:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Jackass 3D Electric Avenue (Taser Hallway) ( Jun 27, 2012) 1:45 - Category: People & Blogs - 1,859,037 - 3,581 likes (97.2%), 102 dislikes (2.8%)
32:00 <slinky_J> i still feel bad cause she rocked up the other week around midnight with a bottle of vodka wantin to hang out n crash but i was watching a movie n not paying attention to fb n my fone was in the other room lol
32:00 <slinky_J> she was a big player in the stripper industry yrs ago ;)
32:00 <TheRon> a b'day treat?
32:00 <slinky_J> i think she still works girls for parties
32:00 <slinky_J> LOL nah we're close friends
32:00 <slinky_J> sleep in same bed tho
33:00 <TheRon> no funny business
33:00 <slinky_J> fkn last time i woke up n chocolate EVERYWHERE LOL and some movie we had on playing on repeat
33:00 <slinky_J> well like cuddling sure
33:00 <slinky_J> but no spanky hah
33:00 <slinky_J> brb bro im goin for a walk
34:00 <slinky_J> amazing spiderman has a nice cgi ass
35:00 <slinky_J> id pump dat
35:00 <slinky_J> mav u keep missing what im saying! lol
36:00 <Loof> ass stains
37:00 <Loof> on my window
37:00 <Loof> make me happy
37:00 <slinky_J> LOL
37:00 <slinky_J> stop mooning the public fucker
38:00 <BilbroRappins> all up in yo mamas ass
39:00 <BilbroRappins> look i made salad! https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfa1/t1.0-9/10600596_896516343698851_8998113765098863008_n.jpg
39:00 <Loof> ...and when i stuck it in her ass it was clearly a case of break and enter...
40:00 <Loof> i felt the breeze from her fart on my nutsack
57:00 <TheRon> hello ladies
58:00 <MadScientist> \m/ d(^.^)b \m/ : Twiztid : Fuck U [Man's Myth, Volume 1 - 2005]
59:00 <TheRon> stereophonics - handbags and gladrags
00:00 <TheRon> i got a bit of a cold at the moment, gotta keep the fluids up
02:00 <BilbroRappins> lol@electric eels in amazing spider-man 2 helping to power the entire city, uhhhh
02:00 <TheRon> quality
04:00 <TheRon> back in black
05:00 <BilbroRappins> ur a hottie
05:00 <doctor> ow bazza ow bazza
06:00 <BilbroRappins> mwa
06:00 <TheRon> i'm an absolute hornbag
09:00 <TheRon> so close no matter how far.....
11:00 <TheRon> tigers are gonna get thumped tomorrow night
14:00 <unemployed> hi,  i saw this job ad that i thought may be ideal for me, It is a work form home sales call centre type job, would there be any pressure in this job? http://www.seek.com.au/job/27043476
15:00 <TheRon> the whitlams - melbourne
15:00 <doctor> here you go TheRon https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tSGtg26-TpU
15:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Mental As Anything - If You Leave Me (popular version, 1981) ( Nov 18, 2008) 3:23 - Category: Music - 216,813 - 615 likes (99%), 6 dislikes (1%)
15:00 <beehhh> people in borneo have too much of pride
16:00 <TheRon> can i come too??
16:00 <doctor> they never say :(
16:00 <Fez> Love those 2 lines
16:00 <TheRon> woah the nips are getting biger\
16:00 <TheRon> a bit racist
17:00 <Fez> Not racist enough
17:00 <Fez> Boobs!
17:00 <FredFlinstone> :P
17:00 <TheRon> big bobs
17:00 <TheRon> boobs
17:00 <FredFlinstone> I bought it TheRon 
17:00 <Fez> Mmm
17:00 <TheRon> nice, he accepted the offeR?
17:00 <Fez> Big bobs boobs
17:00 <beehhh> http://www.sbs.com.au/news/article/2014/08/08/australian-migration-industry-body-alarmed-reports-rampant-visa-fraud
17:00 <unemployed> hi,  i saw this job ad that i thought may be ideal for me, It is a work form home sales call centre type job, would there be any pressure in this job? http://www.seek.com.au/job/27043476
18:00 <FredFlinstone> nearly
18:00 <FredFlinstone> 200 more which I can handle
18:00 <FredFlinstone> I wasnt expecting it so I am happy 
18:00 <TheRon> chucking something extra for the 200?
18:00 <FredFlinstone> maybe
19:00 <TheRon> get some gas
19:00 <FredFlinstone> not sure he might put in the jerry can holders
19:00 <FredFlinstone> gas?
19:00 <FredFlinstone> nah I use petrol
19:00 <FredFlinstone> cos my tank isnt real big
19:00 <TheRon> what about the appliances in the crarvan?
19:00 <FredFlinstone> he said he can put one on each side of the tool box
19:00 <doctor> probably
19:00 <doctor> nothings easy friend
19:00 <unemployed> look at the job ad then tell me
20:00 <FredFlinstone> they are solar or electric
20:00 <TheRon> nice
20:00 <FredFlinstone> gas bottle
20:00 <FredFlinstone> yeah
20:00 <FredFlinstone> thats all for the stove
20:00 <FredFlinstone> either way I am happy
20:00 <FredFlinstone> be on ny way soon woohoo
20:00 <FredFlinstone> well prolly 2 weeks
20:00 <beehhh> canada is genuine
20:00 <doctor> selling insurance to people over the phone isn't pleasant
20:00 <unemployed> whys that?
20:00 <unemployed> can u give me examples 
21:00 <TheRon> just yourself?
21:00 <FredFlinstone> of course lol
21:00 <FredFlinstone> it has a double bed
21:00 <FredFlinstone> more room for me
21:00 <TheRon> what about those cold lonely nights?
21:00 <FredFlinstone> same as here
21:00 <FredFlinstone> no diff
21:00 <TheRon> fair enough
21:00 <doctor> unless you have a forceful demeanor you wont do very well
21:00 <unemployed> no im the opposite
21:00 <doctor> you can always apply, and if it doesn't work there wont be any loss
21:00 <beehhh> people cunt efford foddies
21:00 <doctor> I'm sure they go through a lot of sales people
22:00 <FredFlinstone> nothing a bottle of red wont fix
22:00 <TheRon> my nose is leaking pure water
22:00 <FredFlinstone> oh
22:00 <FredFlinstone> turn the tap off
22:00 <TheRon> i wish
22:00 <FredFlinstone> its that time of year
22:00 <TheRon> beers seem to help
22:00 <TheRon> be dry a bit a later
23:00 <simba> trolls loose...
24:00 <beehhh> many people are living the below poverty line in straya
24:00 <doctor> what defines poverty these days anyway?
25:00 <TheRon> paul simon - graceland
25:00 <unemployed> as long as i can afford to feed my cat well, im not poor
25:00 <unemployed> i stuff my cat with 500g of meat per day
26:00 <TheRon> where's the first destination FredFlinstone ?
26:00 <Fez> Graceland?
26:00 <doctor> spoilt
26:00 <unemployed> and give him a few treats as well
26:00 <unemployed> hes 12 kilos
26:00 <unemployed> i love him too much to not spoil him
26:00 <unemployed> he rules the roost
27:00 <Fez> Oh im not fred
27:00 <TheRon> possibly
27:00 <Fez> You 2 play
27:00 <TheRon> seen some nice boobs today?
27:00 <[Maverick]> did you know in poland, they have the biggest tower of second hand shoes? 
27:00 <unemployed> if hes sleeping on my own bed and takes it all up, ill sleep on the floor
27:00 <doctor> can they afford new shoes in poland?
27:00 <doctor> if that's how you like things unemployed then good for you
28:00 <Fez> Nah
28:00 <TheRon> me neither
28:00 <TheRon> no cold, they're all rugged up
28:00 <Fez> That sucks
28:00 <TheRon> i like springtime
28:00 <unemployed> ah the poles, they all eat porridge for breakfast, thats the only meal they have for the whole day
28:00 <[Maverick]> simba: I hate trolls. 
28:00 <unemployed> what you wouldnt do the same for your pet doctor?
28:00 <beehhh> now you gotta agree nothing was in my control
28:00 <doctor> nah, i'm a bit of a prick to my pets
29:00 <TheRon> warm enough for cleavage, cold enough for nipples
29:00 <Fez> Hot
29:00 <TheRon> indeed
29:00 <Fez> Im a bit of a boob
29:00 <TheRon> aren't we all
29:00 <beehhh> all favors and back door deals 
29:00 <unemployed> how are u a prick?
29:00 <unemployed> u better not be,  or ill ring up the RSPCA u cunnt
29:00 <[Maverick]> and in poland, they have the biggest pizza festival.... because they can cook 500 pizzas at once
29:00 <simba> ill ban him unexpectedly !!
29:00 <[Maverick]> ;) 
29:00 <beehhh> kids having all the foods that left
29:00 <unemployed> fuck poland, no ne cares about the poles
30:00 <TheRon> i like to think of myself as side boob
30:00 <doctor> How dare you call me that. I am now terminating this conversation
30:00 <unemployed> why the fuck do u abuse your pets doctor?
30:00 <unemployed> u coward
30:00 <unemployed> nothing more gets under my skin than animal abuse
31:00 <Fez> F yea
31:00 <TheRon> if everybody loved boobs there'd be peace on earth, there'd be no wars
31:00 <unemployed> pick on a innocent defensless creature, why not come try abusing me coward?
31:00 <doctor> lol
33:00 <beehhh> ukraine sent world a msg
33:00 <[Maverick]> that shit in the ukraine is fucked.. 
34:00 <TheRon> boobs and sport
34:00 <[Maverick]> not having a cease fire near the crash site 
34:00 <[Maverick]> disgusting 
34:00 <beehhh> mostly hookers got migrated for the money
34:00 <beehhh> nevermind yo
35:00 <beehhh> 90% fruad
35:00 <beehhh> fraud
36:00 <FredFlinstone> inverloch
36:00 <TheRon> i think i know where that is
36:00 <FredFlinstone> lol
36:00 <FredFlinstone> a guy used to work with has a farm at KOnwak which is near so I will visit him as well
37:00 <FredFlinstone> Kongwak
37:00 <FredFlinstone> he has chooks
37:00 <FredFlinstone> get ny eggs from him
37:00 <TheRon> bacon and snags?
37:00 <FredFlinstone> prolly not
37:00 <TheRon> hunting?
37:00 <FredFlinstone> I meant I get my eggs here
37:00 <FredFlinstone> nah
37:00 <beagle> should i go back to tinychat and find some dumb young hooker
37:00 <beehhh> http://www.smh.com.au/federal-politics/political-news/visa-fraud-suspects-fled-after-wiring-1m-overseas-20140807-3dbmu.html
38:00 <beagle> all the pickup lines tell her im rich
38:00 <FredFlinstone> inverloch is on the way to Wilsons Prom
38:00 <TheRon> never tell a hooker you're rich
38:00 <FredFlinstone> has a nice caravan park on the water
38:00 <beagle> but thats part of the hilarity
38:00 <beagle> they know im not.
38:00 <FredFlinstone> cooking dinzees BBL
38:00 <slinky_J> Ihope this movie is good MAV!!!
38:00 <slinky_J> finished dlin a while ago n i didnt notice lol
38:00 <slinky_J> tho im watching this atm http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/A_Dangerous_Method
40:00 <[Maverick]> do you tell them you're smart as well? 
40:00 <beagle> no i send a faggot named maverick to try be smart
40:00 <beehhh> free visa fraud for everyone
42:00 <Maurice> Where are you being sent
42:00 <TheRon> best not to ask
42:00 <slinky_J> fuck up
43:00 <TheRon> nice paul kelly
43:00 <[Maverick]> LOL 
43:00 <[Maverick]> that sense it did not make. 
43:00 <beehhh> learn chinese you needed that
44:00 <TheRon> she said shove it jack i'm walking out your fucking door
45:00 <beehhh> http://www2.ucar.edu/sites/default/files/news/2011/Anchorage_0.jpg
46:00 <TheRon> a nasty piece of work that bernie fowler
46:00 <[Maverick]> bernie fowler and his slot machines 
47:00 <TheRon> just swipe the credit card and away you go
47:00 <[Maverick]> "the carvery is going to be right through there.. sensational" 
48:00 <TheRon> i see myself as el capitaan
49:00 <TheRon> i'll have you know i go off like a firecracker in the sack
49:00 <[Maverick]> it was back in 1655... 
49:00 <[Maverick]> HAHAHAHA 
49:00 <[Maverick]> aww Ron, not while I'm eating *blergh* 
49:00 <[Maverick]> I think his name was Ron 
50:00 <TheRon> homebrew my arse , get that shit down to forensics
50:00 <[Maverick]> great movie that
50:00 <TheRon> indeed
50:00 <TheRon> i brought back your stuff
50:00 <TheRon> better all be there
50:00 <slinky_J> "Do you still fear your father?"
50:00 <slinky_J> "Any one with any sense fears my father. He is extremely threatening."
50:00 <slinky_J> perfect answers <3
51:00 <[Maverick]> hehehe 
52:00 <[Maverick]> I bet she used to get around a bit while the war was on. 
52:00 <TheRon> just hang on a sec i'll wrinkle up
52:00 <[Maverick]> hahaha 
53:00 <[Maverick]> Sup Matthew
53:00 <Matthew> hai
53:00 <TheRon> seen crackerjack matthew?
53:00 <Matthew> No
53:00 <TheRon> too low brow?
53:00 <[Maverick]> too aussie 
54:00 <Matthew> too loserish
54:00 <FredFlinstone> lol
55:00 <TheRon> nah
55:00 <FredFlinstone> thats with mick molloy?
55:00 <TheRon> yes!
55:00 <FredFlinstone> was so so
55:00 <TheRon> he wrote it collecting stories from the various bowling clubs
56:00 <FredFlinstone> yes lol
56:00 <FredFlinstone> I remember
56:00 <FredFlinstone> so sad
56:00 <FredFlinstone> were you in it TheRon ?
56:00 <beagle> i wanna go out tonite to pub spend 50
56:00 <FredFlinstone> hahahahaha
56:00 <TheRon> no
56:00 <FredFlinstone> only 50?
56:00 <beagle> but costs 40 just getting there n back
56:00 <beagle> yeah ... its fucken expensive
56:00 <FredFlinstone> fark cheap night out
56:00 <beagle> tomorrow mums here its way cheaper just buying the old port wine !
56:00 <beagle> ha that aint cheap
56:00 <FredFlinstone> ewwwwwwww
56:00 <FredFlinstone> yes it is
57:00 <beagle> what wrong wiff port wino
57:00 <FredFlinstone> please
57:00 <TheRon> never gonna fall for modern love.........
57:00 <TheRon> port has meningitis
58:00 <beagle> lol
58:00 <FredFlinstone> disgusting stuff
58:00 <TheRon> that's serious isn't it?
58:00 <FredFlinstone> yes
58:00 <FredFlinstone> can be
58:00 <beagle> he didnt sprell it creektlee
58:00 <FredFlinstone> no
58:00 <TheRon> explains their form a bit
58:00 <FredFlinstone> but we knew what he meant
58:00 <beagle> yep he meant
58:00 <beagle> that he would buy my next one
58:00 <beagle> for that
58:00 <FredFlinstone> boobs!
59:00 <TheRon> where?
59:00 <FredFlinstone> thats waht you meant
59:00 <FredFlinstone> I have boobs in my new van
59:00 <TheRon> matthew worried about the tigers?
59:00 <TheRon> both in so so form
59:00 <FredFlinstone> tigers going ok
00:00 <TheRon> so is essendon
00:00 <FredFlinstone> now that dickwad has come to his senses
00:00 <[Maverick]> <beagle> i wanna go out tonite to pub spend 50
00:00 <[Maverick]> lol 
00:00 <TheRon> coin toss tip for mine
00:00 <[Maverick]> then you scab money and smokes off your mum during the week 
00:00 <FredFlinstone> tigers I reckon
00:00 <[Maverick]> weak as piss. 
00:00 <TheRon> for some reason i think the tigers are due for an off night
00:00 <FredFlinstone> must text my mate see if he going saturday lol
01:00 <[Maverick]> I reckon tiges will win 
01:00 <FredFlinstone> he is totally pissed offf
01:00 <[Maverick]> we are playing bulldogs 
02:00 <FredFlinstone> who is we?
02:00 <FredFlinstone> melbourne?
02:00 <FredFlinstone> st kilda
02:00 <FredFlinstone> north
02:00 <[Maverick]> wait
02:00 <[Maverick]> saints 
02:00 <beagle> too football ?
02:00 <Skirmish> What shenanigans does irc have for us all this evening ... 
03:00 <beagle> i havent ever been to football in my life, but mid 2000s i went to rod laver
03:00 <FredFlinstone> no footy there
03:00 <TheRon> netball
03:00 <beagle> the footy here in adelaide it variet between 11 bucks or 40 to get in
03:00 <FredFlinstone> did he speak back to you?
03:00 <beagle> whats cost there
03:00 <beagle> hrm
03:00 <beagle> tell u what i think live football would be more fun
03:00 <beagle> live anything
03:00 <beagle> just about
04:00 <FredFlinstone> he usually resides in USA these days
04:00 <beagle> if i was in USA i would go to baseball.
04:00 <beagle> hahah... er yeah
04:00 <TheRon> load up before the game, a couple of beers at the footy
04:00 <FredFlinstone> at the Mail Exchange lol
04:00 <TheRon> yes!
04:00 <FredFlinstone> not me
04:00 <FredFlinstone> not this week
04:00 <TheRon> or the clarendon in geelong
05:00 <FredFlinstone> I see
05:00 <beagle> they tried to limit it to 4x beers at once here, lol limit
05:00 <beagle> at the football
05:00 <TheRon> 4 pints?
05:00 <beagle> i used to just go to
05:00 <beagle> yeah schooner
06:00 <beagle> to oval and watch em play amat
06:00 <beagle> while drinking many as i wanted.
06:00 <beagle> :P
06:00 <TheRon> FredFlinstone: goto nothern blues games?
07:00 <FredFlinstone> nah
07:00 <FredFlinstone> have watched on tele a couple of times
07:00 <TheRon> games in preston
08:00 <FredFlinstone> which day?
08:00 <FredFlinstone> watch Jeffy play lol
08:00 <FredFlinstone> micvks fave
08:00 <TheRon> what did he do or didnt do?
08:00 <FredFlinstone> had a late night and someone assaulted him
09:00 <TheRon> that would do it
09:00 <FredFlinstone> he was innocent but it was the late night
09:00 <TheRon> probably hit on the blokes gf
09:00 <FredFlinstone> no I said he was innocent
09:00 <FredFlinstone> some dick assaulted him
10:00 <FredFlinstone> Mick has it in for him
10:00 <FredFlinstone> I reckon he might leave
10:00 <TheRon> i don't think he'd get a game at geelong
11:00 <TheRon> unless motlop is injured
11:00 <FredFlinstone> he misses Eddie I think
12:00 <TheRon> carlton would be on the fringe of the finals with eddie
12:00 <Matthew> but you know that you... you know that youuu... CAN'T FIGHT THE MOONLIGHT
12:00 <FredFlinstone> maybe
13:00 <FredFlinstone> he wanted to go back home
13:00 <FredFlinstone> that was fair enough
13:00 <Seth_Pardoe> Matthew:  are you having a seizure?
15:00 <FredFlinstone> release the kraken!
15:00 <TheRon> indeed
15:00 <FredFlinstone> kraken a tinnie
15:00 <FredFlinstone> we are from the CrakaTinnie tribe
15:00 <TheRon> i'm kraken a tinne right now
15:00 <FredFlinstone> lmao
16:00 <FredFlinstone> as long as you arent crackin a fat
16:00 <TheRon> give it time
16:00 <FredFlinstone> oh no
16:00 <FredFlinstone> please
16:00 <FredFlinstone> so many things to purchase
16:00 <FredFlinstone> head is spinning
17:00 <TheRon> blow up doll for those cold nights?
17:00 <FredFlinstone> oh ron
17:00 <TheRon> what?
17:00 <FredFlinstone> as if
17:00 <FredFlinstone> I told you a bottle of red
17:00 <TheRon> a bottle of white?
17:00 <FredFlinstone> that too lol
17:00 <FredFlinstone> found a lovely white in Noosa
18:00 <TheRon> scenes from an italian restaurnat
18:00 <FredFlinstone> it was from Margaret river
18:00 <FredFlinstone> nah it was french actually
18:00 <FredFlinstone> restaurant that is
18:00 <FredFlinstone> you drink white?
18:00 <FredFlinstone> love a nice chardy
18:00 <Serenity> http://www.superlinguo.com/post/93755424405/tastefullyoffensive-name-improvements-for
19:00 <Matthew> salt and vinegar pringles... delicious
19:00 <FredFlinstone> better than sex?
19:00 <Matthew> no.
19:00 <[Maverick]> what a shit linkkk 
19:00 <Serenity> fuck off
19:00 <Serenity> you're a shit link
20:00 <FredFlinstone> :)
20:00 <TheRon> better than jobe watson?
20:00 <slinky_J> lol
21:00 <[Maverick]> :D 
22:00 <TheRon> billy joel - scenes from an italian restaurant
23:00 <Skirmish> LOL Sand moose. 
24:00 <[Maverick]> SHOW US YOUR SANDY MOOSE KNUCKLE! 
25:00 <Nikky`> NO
25:00 <Skirmish> Why would you show beehhh and not us Nikky`?  
25:00 <Nikky`> Say huh?
26:00 <Matthew> no.
26:00 <Skirmish> Beehhh has been telling everyone about the erotic pics you've been sending him ... why not share with us? 
26:00 <Nikky`> lol yeah, they are just for him, coz i'm clearly that kind of girl and he never BS's
26:00 <Nikky`> Sorry guys
26:00 <Nikky`> ITaL^GuY <3
27:00 <Skirmish> lol
27:00 <[Maverick]> Skirmish, such a shit cunt.
27:00 <ITaL^GuY> hi Nikky`hun
27:00 <Nikky`> How are you dear? ltns
28:00 <TheRon> licka retiring
28:00 <TheRon> so many injuries
28:00 <ITaL^GuY> yeah been busy
28:00 <ITaL^GuY> how are you?
28:00 <Nikky`> I'm loving this all snuggled up in bed, heating on, tv on, laptop on and i'm off hehe
29:00 <Nikky`> Yeah kinda same kinda not.. I had 4 day weekend last weekend.. was awwwwwwwwwwesome
29:00 <ITaL^GuY> and what did you do with those 4 days
30:00 <Nikky`> What I normally do with my normal 2 day weekends - SFA
30:00 <Nikky`> brb
30:00 <ITaL^GuY> lol
35:00 <FredFlinstone> oh well off to the footy saturday
35:00 <FredFlinstone> been a while
35:00 <FredFlinstone> other mate is going 
35:00 <Nikky`> Alrighty..washing in dryer, my night is now lazy again
36:00 <TheRon> nice
36:00 <TheRon> beer strippers and footy?
36:00 <FredFlinstone> no beer no strippers
36:00 <TheRon> it's not footy
36:00 <beagle> they posted my new pc today. hrm it will arrive monday !
36:00 <FredFlinstone> yes it will be
36:00 <beagle> :/ tomorrow would be posted by plane.
37:00 <beagle> they used trucks !
37:00 <FredFlinstone> good shit bealger
37:00 <beagle> :))
37:00 <FredFlinstone> what shit you buy?
37:00 <beagle> ....
37:00 <FredFlinstone> I see
37:00 <beagle> a pc.
37:00 <FredFlinstone> cheap shit
37:00 <beagle> well average.
37:00 <beagle> fast tho
38:00 <FredFlinstone> cool
38:00 <FredFlinstone> 3ghz?
38:00 <beagle> i bought a i3 laptop from harvey norman and thought it was slow turned out kinda fast
38:00 <beagle> 3.9ghz heh !
38:00 <FredFlinstone> nice
38:00 <beagle> yesssir
38:00 <beagle> no more heater
38:00 <beagle> needed
38:00 <TheRon> should i ebay my mucus filled hankie?
38:00 <beagle> now its just leave on pc.
38:00 <FredFlinstone> yuck TheRon 
38:00 <beagle> yes please ron i have a ...
38:00 <TheRon> in mint condition
38:00 <Skirmish> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e07zwkNoeLA
39:00 <TheRon> how much
39:00 <FredFlinstone> this needs reformatting but it takes so long shits me
39:00 <FredFlinstone> didnt do it properly last time
39:00 <beagle> this ? does ?
39:00 <FredFlinstone> too much shit on it
39:00 <beagle> well is it vague like you
39:00 <beagle> or does it require some attention
40:00 <FredFlinstone> I am vague?
41:00 <beagle> na
41:00 <Seth_Pardoe> beagle hi
41:00 <Seth_Pardoe> I'm seth
41:00 <Seth_Pardoe> lets be friends
41:00 <beagle> just was wondering if youre installing os on new pc
41:00 <beagle> or what 
41:00 <beagle> was vague i didnt understand
41:00 <FredFlinstone> it isnt new
41:00 <beagle> oh ok
41:00 <beagle> laptop ?
41:00 <FredFlinstone> no
41:00 <FredFlinstone> laptop is new
41:00 <beagle> ok
41:00 <beagle> yep i really ...
41:00 <FredFlinstone> i7
41:00 <beagle> keep interest.
41:00 <beagle> so its desktop
41:00 <beagle> i7 hrmm yeah fastest one was like 3x faster than pc i bought i cant afford
46:00 <Skirmish> Nikky`: I am doing 4 shifts for this entire month .... I am bored already. I may need to go and buy a book or something. 
47:00 <Nikky`> OMG not a book? can't believe its as bad as having to buy a book
47:00 <Skirmish> Usually I have plenty of other stuff to do!  
47:00 <Nikky`> Do you have a kindle?
47:00 <Skirmish> I've got quite an extensive library here, reading isn't a strange thing to me. 
47:00 <Skirmish> iPad. 
48:00 <Nikky`> I really need to start taking my kindle on train again
48:00 <Nikky`> I keep forgetting to put into my bag
48:00 <Skirmish> lol "Thousands of facebook accounts have been hacked after using the colour changer app".   Social media dumb dumbd. 
48:00 <Skirmish> dumbs*
49:00 <Nikky`> the what aoo?
49:00 <Nikky`> app
49:00 <Skirmish> Colour changer app.  Changes the colour scheme for facebook.  It's malware.
49:00 <Nikky`> oh ok
50:00 <Skirmish> Not sure why people would think that facebook would allow it's colour to be changed when it's as much a part of their brand as the f is. 
50:00 <Mew> it worked out okay for them though because they were the 1 millionth visitors to a website and each won a free ipad
50:00 <Mew> life has a funny way of evening out
51:00 <Skirmish> lol
51:00 <Nikky`> lol
51:00 <Skirmish> I wanted to buy a tripod from JB yesterday and none of the sales people would come to us to give us a boxed unit .... now I cannot find them online. 
52:00 <Mew> have you ebayed?
52:00 <Skirmish> Not yet. 
53:00 <Mew> i bet you 3 pickles ebay will have it
53:00 <Skirmish> You win pickles ... but they are more expensive than JB.
54:00 <Mew> did you do prices lowest to highest?
54:00 <Mew> best match is a bit of a rip off sometimes
55:00 <Skirmish> Yeah I did.  $5 dearer. 
56:00 <Skirmish> eergh from South Korea too so going to take 3 weeks to get here. 
56:00 <Mew> oh yeah dont bother lol
57:00 <Skirmish> $19 in the store at JB.  Slik Mini II tripod.
57:00 <Mew> i buy things from south korea and china then i forget about them and its like christmas when i find out what they are
57:00 <Skirmish> lol
08:00 <Skirmish> Well that is a pain.  I was hoping to buy the two items I wanted from JB all in one but that's not going to happen now. 
12:00 <Skirmish> Has anyone heard the new Hilltop Hoods album?  Any good? 
14:00 <Mew> neg
16:00 <Lish> Thanks
18:00 <Skirmish> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gge43M6YQv4    <------- one of the tracks off the new album.  Catchy. 
18:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Hilltop Hoods - Cosby Sweater ( Aug 7, 2014) 3:36 - Category: Gaming - 317 views - 11 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
20:00 <slinky_J> lol
20:00 <slinky_J> y woud u bother with aus hiphop anymore
20:00 <slinky_J> were you around back in the day?
20:00 <Skirmish> I'm not interested in your opinion of aus hiphop B1 ... I mean Panda. 
21:00 <slinky_J> the oldschool days were the best
21:00 <slinky_J> now it's rubbish
21:00 <slinky_J> yeah well I know a lot of these guys
21:00 <slinky_J> so kiss the mic i shoved up my arse
21:00 <Nikky`> Ok.. colour changer app done..hope I get a free ipad now *fingers crossed*
21:00 <Skirmish> lol @ you know these guys. 
22:00 <[Maverick]> how yah doing? 
22:00 <Skirmish> You should do an album with shads.
22:00 <slinky_J> what's funny about knowing people
22:00 <Mew> analogue satay
22:00 <slinky_J> I used to be in the scene
22:00 <slinky_J> battled some of these guys n burnt em hard
23:00 <Lish> Good you
23:00 <slinky_J> did two great sets
23:00 <Skirmish> I bet you did.  Now they make money, you watch movies in your mums houso 1bdr flat. 
23:00 <Skirmish> #winning
23:00 <slinky_J> you and your omigosh discovered hilltophoods ten minutes ago
24:00 <slinky_J> dude i only said something because you ask every week
24:00 <slinky_J> and nobody responds
24:00 <Skirmish> I was asking if anyone had heard their new album .... I apologise if that's triggered off some nam memories.
24:00 <slinky_J> two bedroom
24:00 <Mew> lmfao
24:00 <Mew> dying
24:00 <slinky_J> nah mon
24:00 <slinky_J> just wanted to rile you up 
24:00 <Mew> just confirming my mums house IS TWO BEDROOM
24:00 <Mew> GOSH
25:00 <[Maverick]> yeah not bad eh 
25:00 <slinky_J> you own your house mew?
25:00 <Skirmish> How exactly would that rile me up?  Anyway ... 
25:00 <Mew> yeah man ive got property all over adelaide
25:00 <Mew> property coming out my ears m8
25:00 <slinky_J> while your bf is out working to pay for everything and you spend a great deal of your time on irc
25:00 <Mew> cant handle all these acres
25:00 <Mew> i worked today
25:00 <slinky_J> oh dont forget when you said YEAH I LOVE TO WORK!
25:00 <slinky_J> oh did you clap clap!
25:00 <Mew> i woz da bred winna
26:00 <[Maverick]> how was your day? 
26:00 <slinky_J> ehe
26:00 <slinky_J> onya
26:00 <Mew> thanks i like working 
26:00 <slinky_J> what do you do anyway?
26:00 <Skirmish> She is a mother.  That is a full time job in itself.
26:00 <slinky_J> ur a barrista?
26:00 <Mew> suck cock for cash
26:00 <slinky_J> or somethin rite
26:00 <Mew> got a few fifties today
26:00 <Mew> nah profesh cock sucker
26:00 <Mew> i changes positions
26:00 <Mew> changed*
27:00 <slinky_J> uh huh
27:00 <Doodle> and change i hope
27:00 <Mew> FUCK OFF
27:00 <slinky_J> so secretive mew
27:00 <Doodle> hahahaha
27:00 <Skirmish> When I was doing mobile patrols just after 2000 there was a damn fine hooker that would stand along the strip in jeans.  Apparently she only gave head.  Pocket money for uni. 
27:00 <slinky_J> and you're so fascinated by my life
27:00 <Nikky`> oooooooooooooooooooooooooh la la
27:00 <slinky_J> or, at least the life you think
27:00 <Picard> pieterpanda hello
28:00 <slinky_J> sup dad
28:00 <Skirmish> Closest I have ever come to paying for it.  She was so good looking.
28:00 <Picard> fuck all pieterpanda
28:00 <slinky_J> Mew why dont you take the time out to go spend with your kid
28:00 <slinky_J> ;)
28:00 <Picard> she ate them
28:00 <slinky_J> im not worth it, when you have something so special right there.
28:00 <slinky_J> lol
28:00 <Skirmish> lol slinky_J is an employment expert, parenting expert ... what next! 
28:00 <Picard> lol Skirmish
28:00 <slinky_J> that'd be parental expert
29:00 <Picard> resident fuckwhit out pieterpanda
29:00 <Mew> LMFAO
29:00 <Picard> our***
29:00 <slinky_J> I just feel sorry for the lack of attention her child must receive
29:00 <Mew> hes not even digging his hole anymore
29:00 <Nikky`> Grrr my throat is getting sore.. maybe I was giving blowies today also
29:00 <Mew> hes excavating it 
29:00 <Skirmish> slinky_J: Are you having flash backs to how your mum never paid you any attention? 
29:00 <slinky_J> Mew, grasp the over-all concept
30:00 <Mew> okay okay can you explain some more pls
30:00 <slinky_J> the time you waste on me you could be spending with your kid
30:00 <Mew> ah yes
30:00 <Picard> jennifer hated pieterpanda
30:00 <slinky_J> yer
30:00 <Mew> jennifer liked tobes way better
30:00 <slinky_J> im not giving you shit, pointing that out is all
30:00 <Mew> oh was that it?
30:00 <slinky_J> mm
31:00 <Mew> i thought you were gonna get all deep and philosophical
31:00 <Mew> Parental. Not Parenting.
31:00 <slinky_J> with you?
31:00 <Mew> with #melbourne
31:00 <Mew> theres like 62 other people here
31:00 <Mew> ->
31:00 <Skirmish> slinky_J: At least she isn't throwing ciggy butts at her kid like your mother did to you. 
31:00 <slinky_J> melbourne as a collective of chatters?
31:00 <slinky_J> sixty twooo
32:00 <Mew> you're smarter than i thought
32:00 <Picard> 65
32:00 <[Maverick]> thank you 
32:00 <Nikky`> So I got a payrise yesterday, it was exciting
33:00 <Skirmish> Nikky`: Just a CPI rise or a legit pay rise? 
33:00 <faux> Poopin rn
33:00 <slinky_J> define irony mew
33:00 <slinky_J> right there.
33:00 <Skirmish> I always find it hot when faux chats with her pants around her ankles.
33:00 <Nikky`> Don't take away my exciting news with those true facts Skirmish
33:00 <faux> I'm not wearing pants
33:00 <Nikky`> hehe
33:00 <Mew> if something is shaped like an iron
33:00 <Mew> its irony
33:00 <slinky_J> you are still, the dumbest girl I've ever known.
33:00 <Nikky`> it was 3.5%
33:00 <Mew> i hold that title with pride
33:00 <slinky_J> fair enough
34:00 <faux> Hold this 8=====D
34:00 <Skirmish> Nikky`: Not bad.  Don't spend it all at once now! 
34:00 <slinky_J> some reach for the stars
34:00 <slinky_J> some just reach around.
34:00 <Mew> 2 dorra fo wristy
34:00 <slinky_J> you're a shitty antagonist
34:00 <Nikky`> I won't - I mean I did.. I have $0 owing on my cc now
34:00 <Nikky`> hehe
34:00 <faux> You're ruining my pooping experience 
34:00 <Skirmish> lol how does that get any worse? 
34:00 <Mew> WHAT
35:00 <Mew> pooping is a good thing
35:00 <faux> Agreed x 100
35:00 <Mew> evacuation of bowels = good, toilet time = good, satisfying feeling of emptiness = good
36:00 <faux> I'm almost out of baby wipes
36:00 <Mew> pandas talking about irons and stars while enjoying a poo = bad
36:00 <faux> Eeeek
36:00 <Mew> aw shit son u betta spit on dat TP
36:00 <Skirmish> Pray for a teflon coated poo then.  Or ghost poo.
36:00 <slinky_J> when something goes straight over your head
36:00 <slinky_J> dont bother
36:00 <Mew> thats not mastercard
37:00 <slinky_J> I heard you've been talking a lot of shit about me Mew
37:00 <slinky_J> that could result in irl confrontations
37:00 <Skirmish> Nobody tells you anything slinky_J. 
37:00 <slinky_J> I'd appreciate if that stops.
37:00 <Mew> oh no that doesnt sound like me at all
37:00 <Mew> i would never do such a thing
37:00 <Mew> you must be misinformed
37:00 <Skirmish> "That could result in in real life consequences"  
37:00 <Skirmish> Very in ... 
37:00 <slinky_J> not after the conversation I had last night.
37:00 <slinky_J> or say, conversations
37:00 <slinky_J> keep it to irc.
38:00 <Mew> well i may as well tell you to your irc face right now
38:00 <Mew> i always make fun of you and talk shit about you
38:00 <slinky_J> I know you do
38:00 <slinky_J> you couldn't stop if you tried
39:00 <Loof> are you talking to stinky_J Mew?
39:00 <Mew> yes haha
39:00 <Mew> how did u know
39:00 <slinky_J> but when one of these things results in something happening irl
39:00 <Loof> he's been the only one raging at everyone for days
39:00 <Loof> not hard to guess lol
39:00 <Mew> yeah yeah ive heard this song before you're all puff 
39:00 <slinky_J> no
39:00 <slinky_J> actions have consequences
40:00 <slinky_J> it's only a matter of time before you feel them
40:00 <Skirmish> Do your actions have consequences slinky_J?
40:00 <slinky_J> of course!
40:00 <Skirmish> ... or just other peoples. 
40:00 <Skirmish> So threatening someone like you are doing right now ... what are the consequences to that? 
40:00 <Mew> the guy is a shut in living in a flat that his mum owns in a housing block for the mentally ill 
40:00 <Loof> it's almost worth taking him off ignore so i can lol
40:00 <Loof> almost
40:00 <Mew> theres definitely consequences lmao
41:00 <slinky_J> you got 2 wrong there
41:00 <slinky_J> im not a shut in
41:00 <Mew> i dont even have to try, life has already owned slinky_J 
41:00 <slinky_J> and nobody mentally ill resides here
41:00 <slinky_J> besides me :P
41:00 <Mew> thx life
41:00 <Skirmish> He raps better than the hilltop hoods ... didn't you see that bit? 
41:00 <Mew> u rock
41:00 <Loof> lol
41:00 <slinky_J> id argue the oppostite
41:00 <slinky_J> look at your life mew
41:00 <Mew> im sure you'll look at it for all of us
42:00 <Skirmish> lol he's turned into Dr Phil!  INCOMING LIFE LESSONS! 
42:00 <slinky_J> nuh
42:00 <slinky_J> doesnt interest me
42:00 <slinky_J> there are people like you everywhere
42:00 <slinky_J> shit kickers are a dime a dozen
43:00 <BilbroRappins> well I got my nails dooonnnneee
43:00 <fawks> bazzy boo
43:00 <couleurs> ps4!!!!
43:00 <BilbroRappins> foxy
43:00 <BilbroRappins> :P
43:00 <fawks> hi
43:00 <slinky_J> more interesting to me is how little you know of my life and of me.
44:00 <BilbroRappins> sup
44:00 <baz> hey fawks
44:00 <baz> how are you?
44:00 <BilbroRappins> im hoping this A Dangerous Method movie is good
44:00 <BilbroRappins> gonnar wotch it laters
44:00 <fawks> good thx
44:00 <fawks> you?
44:00 <baz> I'm alright.
44:00 <Mew> http://i.imgur.com/XumZOt2.gif
44:00 <Skirmish> Holy McFuck .... we drive down this road to visit the other halfs parents.  Guess they are coming here from now on. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2396436/
44:00 <BlackDevil> IMDB: Lemon Tree Passage (2013) </titl - 6.7/10 of votes - Stars: , , - Rated: N/A - Runtime: 1hr 24mins - Genre: , , - Release Date: N/A
44:00 <slinky_J> exactly mew, you should.
45:00 <fawks> whats you up ta
45:00 <baz> just finished watching one of my favourite movies
45:00 <baz> and it made me sad
45:00 <baz> so many parallels lol
45:00 <fawks> finding nemo :'(
45:00 <fawks> k jks that was happy
45:00 <baz> the one and only
45:00 <Loof> that gif is even more homo than my peppermint tea mew
45:00 <Nikky`> mmmm peppermint tea
46:00 <Picard> ffs footy show panel are flogs
46:00 <fawks> what movie baz
46:00 <BilbroRappins> lol fox cried coz ellen's fish had goofy eyes
46:00 <fawks> dory
46:00 <fawks> lol
46:00 <baz> Blue is the Warmest Colour
46:00 <BilbroRappins> lmao
46:00 <fawks> 'ellens fish'
46:00 <baz> it's a French film
46:00 <fawks> youre a frenchfilm
46:00 <BilbroRappins> *looks it up now
46:00 <Nikky`> that is what I could go right now
46:00 <Nikky`> if I had somne
46:00 <Nikky`> some
46:00 <Loof> i bought three packs and a 2 litre thermos
46:00 <Loof> well stole the thermos
46:00 <Loof> but the thought was there
46:00 <[Maverick]> ahh the circle of life... someone joined last night, abusing josh of dropping someones name... and now josh is getting pulled up for dropping mew's name 
46:00 <Nikky`> tsk tsk
46:00 <[Maverick]> fun fun 
47:00 <baz> it's amazing, I reckon you'd love it
47:00 <baz> one of the best love stories ever
47:00 <BilbroRappins> nice
47:00 <fawks> downloading it
47:00 <baz> yay
47:00 <BilbroRappins> u like Cinema Paradiso baz?
47:00 <couleurs> soz seen it already thank u
47:00 <baz> can't wait to talk to you about it!
47:00 <BilbroRappins> thas my fav love story man
47:00 <baz> yeah I do BilbroRappins
47:00 <BilbroRappins> it's me josh bro
47:00 <BilbroRappins> lol
47:00 <BilbroRappins> ima dl that french film
47:00 <Mew> huh
47:00 <slinky_J> hahahahahahaha
47:00 <Picard> pieterpandis why are you so angry?
47:00 <Loof> when isn't stinky_J contradicting himself
47:00 <Mew> he ran out of fake happy
47:00 <Mew> now we have to deal with the dregs of crazy
48:00 <fawks> josh bro
48:00 <AndrewBolt> baz, saw a movie linked to that: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2024519/?ref_=tt_rec_tt
48:00 <BlackDevil> IMDB: The Broken Circle Breakdown (2012) - I - 7.8/10 of votes - Stars: , , - Rated: N/A - Runtime: 1hr 51mins - Genre: , , - Release Date: 10 October 2012 (Belgium)
48:00 <baz> hey Josh
48:00 <AndrewBolt> that looks like an interesting premise
48:00 <BilbroRappins> fox u using piratebay
48:00 <fawks> oui
48:00 <BilbroRappins> link me if u find one with subtitles
48:00 <fawks> ok
48:00 <BilbroRappins> YIFY dont usually do subtitles :(
48:00 <[Maverick]> or you can google for the subtitles 
48:00 <Picard> lol
48:00 <Mew> his fake happy takes like 2-3 sometimes 4-5 working days to refill, it should be in his account by next week
48:00 <Loof> bet the veins in his temple are throbbing with rage
48:00 <Picard> lol @ essendon
49:00 <AndrewBolt> subtitles are always easy to find and easy to add
49:00 <baz> fawks I think I'm going to Paris in October
49:00 <AndrewBolt> the problem is really when they hard code them into a HD rip. which is annoying
49:00 <couleurs> google this 8======D
49:00 <BilbroRappins> cbf adding them
49:00 <Picard> punching holes on the walls pieterpanda?
49:00 <Mew> lets put another dent in that bathroom door guys
49:00 <Picard> lol
49:00 <Picard> angry
49:00 <Loof> when are you taking your mum on another date pandas?
49:00 <Loof> does she suck your dick afterwards?
49:00 <slinky_J> I was going to ask you bf around to drop another hash oil covered hot knife onto my kitchen floor
49:00 <slinky_J> your*
50:00 <fawks> nice
50:00 <baz> fawks, msg me when you've watched it
50:00 <baz> whenever that will be
50:00 <fawks> bring me back some cheese
50:00 <fawks> n a hot french dude
50:00 <baz> yes mam
50:00 <fawks> iy
50:00 <BilbroRappins> damn first one i click is a workprint mkv
50:00 <fawks> ily*
50:00 <Skirmish> slinky_J: Is it true that parents in your street have told their kids to not approach your home under any circumstances and in extreme cases have told their children that the flat is haunted?
50:00 <slinky_J> but then again, its a new floor so iunno
50:00 <slinky_J> are you getting at something Skirmish?
50:00 <Skirmish> Just confirming what Mew told me on the phone. 
51:00 <fawks> http://kickass.to/blue-is-the-warmest-color-2013-720p-bluray-x264-psychd-t8769261.html
51:00 <BilbroRappins> woo
51:00 <BilbroRappins> ty
51:00 <fawks> Subtitles...........: English
51:00 <fawks> k
51:00 <BilbroRappins> WERDZ
51:00 <baz> eh?
51:00 <slinky_J> lol
51:00 <slinky_J> ahaha
51:00 <slinky_J> the phone
51:00 <slinky_J> thats the best yet
51:00 <Mew> the ghost of a pasty white moon resides in the flat
51:00 <Loof> lol
51:00 <Mew> the largest head anyone has ever seen on a ghost
51:00 <Mew> oooohoooohohoooooooooooooooo
51:00 <Zade> hello Nikky`
52:00 <[Maverick]> DO YOU EVEN GOOGLE?!?!? 
52:00 <couleurs> it's a good lesbien love storey i give it a 3 out of 5 lesbians
52:00 <BilbroRappins> which download do i click fox?
52:00 <BilbroRappins> lol
52:00 <fawks> 'ddownload torrent'
52:00 <fawks> lol
52:00 <fawks> up teh top
52:00 <BilbroRappins> ilu couleurs cause u watched locke and got me to watch it :P
52:00 <fawks> holy shit
52:00 <fawks> its 7.5gb
52:00 <fawks> 3 qhb2iyu98ytges90j
52:00 <fawks> 2 big
52:00 <baz> yeah, it's a love story epic
52:00 <couleurs> i've seen every movie their is i'm the best thank u
52:00 <Nikky`> Hey Zade :o)
52:00 <Loof> casper with monstritus
52:00 <Zade> how are you Nikky`?
52:00 <Mew> lmfao Loof 
52:00 <Nikky`> I'm great hon. you?
52:00 <Zade> yeah good ta 
53:00 <fawks> yw
53:00 <baz> watch the trailer or something
53:00 <Loof> it's like he went into the tatt shop and said can you give me some cool tatts your pretty to the tatt chick
53:00 <Loof> and she thought "what a wanker" and gave him those tatts
54:00 <BilbroRappins> 7gig!
54:00 <BilbroRappins> i got one off PB
54:00 <baz> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qOiug_u7Wns
54:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Blue is the Warmest Colour (2014) Official Trailer ( Dec 3, 2013) 1:50 - Category: Film & Animation - 61,695 - 97 likes (99%), 1 dislikes (1%)
54:00 <BilbroRappins> ty
54:00 <Loof> she so rushed them too
54:00 <Loof> look like total shite
54:00 <Loof> and now he's stuck with them
54:00 <Loof> lol
54:00 <Loof> probably thought he could get into her pants
54:00 <Loof> as his mum gives it up to him so easy
55:00 <couleurs> that 1 dislike was me ok
55:00 <BilbroRappins> lmao
55:00 <AndrewBolt> i turn off colour on all my french movies because im art hardcore
55:00 <BilbroRappins> i dislike to be different!
55:00 <fawks> http://thepiratebay.se/torrent/9631840/Blue_Is_the_Warmest_Color_%282013%29_720p.BRrip.scOrp.sujaidr_%28pimpr
55:00 <fawks> ????????????????
55:00 <BilbroRappins> i think i missed a film festival at cinemas here
55:00 <BilbroRappins> baz did you enjoy Only Lovers Left Alive?
55:00 <Loof> such a mf
56:00 <fawks> my sweet pepito
56:00 <fawks> - madeleine
56:00 <BilbroRappins> lol
56:00 <BilbroRappins> turkish movie
56:00 <Loof> Zade is such a trawler man
57:00 <baz> fawks: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y2OLRrocn3s
57:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Blue Is The Warmest Color Official Trailer #1 (2013) - Romantic Drama HD ( Sep 19, 2013) 1:45 - Category: Entertainment - 3,110,326 - 5,067 likes (89.3%), 609 dislikes (10.7%)
57:00 <Mew> yo dawg we noticed u dont know how to shut up so we totally tattooed a microphone on u dawg
58:00 <fawks> wathcing now
58:00 <BilbroRappins> knew id seen Lea Seydoux b4!!!!!!!
58:00 <Loof> LOL!
58:00 <Loof> must suck being bald
59:00 <BilbroRappins> grand budapest hotel ahahehea
59:00 <[Maverick]> I swear every movie Tyrese Gibson does, he has it in his contract that he has to say "I'm hungry" in the first ten minutes. 
59:00 <baz> yeah Lea Seydoux is a big time actress
59:00 <Loof> especially with a smashed broken nose
59:00 <Loof> and manchild brain
00:00 <baz> but it's Adele's first major role
00:00 <BilbroRappins> HAHAHA
00:00 <BilbroRappins> yeah
00:00 <baz> and she kills it
00:00 <BilbroRappins> yeah it looks great
00:00 <baz> got universal acclaim
00:00 <baz> and won the Palme d'Or
00:00 <BilbroRappins> i dont tend to watch films with ppl that're still in school
00:00 <fawks> im excited
00:00 <[Maverick]> how excited? 
00:00 <Skirmish> He has a tattoo of a mic on him?  Really?  Oh dear ... 
00:00 <Loof> do you think if i ran him over id get done for manchildslaughter?
00:00 <Loof> or would the judge smile and tell me i'm a credit to society and let me go
01:00 <BilbroRappins> this excited
01:00 <BilbroRappins> ...
01:00 <baz> my friend and I were mind blown when we left the cinema when it first came out
01:00 <BilbroRappins> * fawks is now known as swuirtle
01:00 <fawks> lol
01:00 <baz> the other week we both went shopping and bought a copy of the dvd each hehe
01:00 <BilbroRappins> * fawks is now known as squirtle
01:00 <fawks> gross
01:00 <BilbroRappins> lol
01:00 <BilbroRappins> hahaha
01:00 <[Maverick]> don't say squirtle 
01:00 <fawks> O}KP"mn.lk'l.lol
01:00 <BilbroRappins> i like the film with the two women in the hotel room for the one night
02:00 <[Maverick]> beeeh will feel his ears burning and join 
02:00 <baz> the whole movie seems to be available on youtube lol
02:00 <BilbroRappins> seen it twice and forget the title
02:00 <BilbroRappins> lol
02:00 <BilbroRappins> not to rent?
02:00 <fawks> zyes
02:00 <[Maverick]> is it called "Fist In The Glow Of The Hotel Neon Sign" 
02:00 <BilbroRappins> lol no
02:00 <BilbroRappins> its not a sex movie
02:00 <Loof> josh were you playing prodigy - smack my bitch up in the background when you hit that chick?
03:00 <BilbroRappins> they have sex sure but its about two people
03:00 <[Maverick]> "Two Fists Are Better Than None" 
03:00 <BilbroRappins> i might download Crimson River
03:00 <BilbroRappins> since im dl this
03:00 <couleurs> room in rome
03:00 <BilbroRappins> n les pacte de loupe
03:00 <[Maverick]> "Tidal Wave: Squirtles Revenge" 
03:00 <Loof> that would be funny
04:00 <fawks> mm les
04:00 <Loof> even funnier would be if it was playing when that guy bashed you
04:00 <Loof> LOL!
05:00 <[Maverick]> GET OUT Fennec_Fox!!!
05:00 <Loof> you heard
05:00 <simba> lol
05:00 <simba> calm down every body
05:00 <Mew> im dr nick
05:00 <Serenity> loof calm down
06:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> can i ask why hasnt that guy been banned yet
06:00 <Loof> ok
06:00 <Zade> unsure why
07:00 <Serenity> because they're all as bad as each other and i couldnt care less. honestly
07:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> we all know he comes and goes then harresses the new ladies in the room
07:00 <Serenity> oh
07:00 <Serenity> you mean fennec
07:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> yes
07:00 <Serenity> he never stays long enough to bother with
07:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> Loof is a total different kettle of fish
07:00 <fawks> harresses
07:00 <fawks> youre so kiwi
07:00 <Skirmish> Have a listen to this goose.  Called an ambo and now thinks it is wrong to have to pay. http://www.2gb.com/article/ray-hadley-refusal-pay-ambulance#.U-SvFGNyUQm
07:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> lol fawks shhhhh
07:00 <fawks> :D
08:00 <Loof> i wanna suck, i wanna lick, but your old dick just makes me sick
08:00 <Picard> oh my
08:00 <thestig> richmondddddddddd
09:00 <Loof> nobody cares
10:00 <Loof> period blood
10:00 <Loof> in my toilet
10:00 <Loof> makes me vomit
10:00 <simba> period blood: great with toasties!
11:00 <BilbroRappins> mmmmmm les
11:00 <Loof> indeed
11:00 <Serenity> om
11:00 <Serenity> g
11:00 <Serenity> spew
11:00 <PandasDontDrive> thats the best yet
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> pretender.
14:00 <beagle> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=99ZMW3-3dak
14:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: oni completes kewl level (Feb 25, 2009) 8:13 - Category: Gaming - 164 views - 0 likes (0%), 1 dislikes (100%)
15:00 <beagle> that stage requires really good attack , defence skills
15:00 <beagle> and dodging
15:00 <beagle> and i threw im some suprises
15:00 <beagle> like running away from a ninja then spinning around and kicking him in the head
15:00 <Loof> i honestly cant keep up with who to troll
15:00 <Loof> and who not to abuse
16:00 <beagle> slide kick
16:00 <Serenity> troll everyone
16:00 <Skirmish> He with plasma tv should troll nobody.
17:00 <[Maverick]> and then you woke up and decided to tell everyone on irc your vivid gaming dreams 
17:00 <Skirmish> I win.
17:00 <Mew> heeeeeeeeres johhn
17:00 <Mew> y
18:00 <BilbroRappins> man i had a t bone steak and i still want to eat
19:00 <simba> he has a projector now the tv got broke
20:00 <BilbroRappins> lolol
20:00 <Skirmish> No he doesn't.  He's just trying to get people to stop giving him grief over the plasma. 
25:00 <simba> lol
25:00 <simba> yes he does
25:00 <simba> there is pictorial evidence
26:00 <Skirmish> He only had the tv for a few months ... how could it have broke and needed replacing in that time? 
27:00 <BilbroRappins> oih man whats with girls n having to be friends with xs
27:00 <BilbroRappins> gwen stacy ruins spider man!
27:00 <BilbroRappins> Jewel :P
27:00 <Jewel> hello Mister Panda
27:00 <simba> 3 year old
28:00 <BilbroRappins> :P how're u tonite?
28:00 <simba> and period blood
28:00 <Skirmish> lol
28:00 <Skirmish> Sounds legit. 
29:00 <[Maverick]> sup Jewel
29:00 <Jewel> im ok and you BilbroRappins lol
29:00 <Jewel> hello [Maverick]
29:00 <couleurs> Jewel u had 1 good song!!!!!!!!!!!
29:00 <[Maverick]> Well he was letting his kid play with all his techy toys etc
29:00 <Skirmish> That seems silly. 
30:00 <Jewel> i know couleurs
30:00 <couleurs> u rok
30:00 <Jewel> yup
30:00 <BilbroRappins> im preddy good :D :D :D
31:00 <Jewel> thats good Panda bear
31:00 <Serenity> i swear if my kids broke my shit like that...
31:00 <Serenity> theyd be finding new homes
32:00 <BilbroRappins> i wish it were warmer :( :(
32:00 <[Maverick]> or fly kicked off the edge of the couch 
32:00 <[Maverick]> HEEEE-YAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *KICK*
32:00 <Serenity> LOL shut up
33:00 <Jewel> dont you have heater
33:00 <Skirmish> You can't blame a 3yo though .... especially one with loof as a dad.  The poor kid will be clueless. 
33:00 <[Maverick]> loof is a smart guy... 
34:00 <Picard> pieterpanda how are u
34:00 <[Maverick]> just has a lot of mental baggage 
36:00 <Seth_Pardoe> Picard
36:00 <Seth_Pardoe> I'm Seth
36:00 <Seth_Pardoe> how are you?
38:00 <Picard> seth, fuck off
38:00 <Picard> Lish wb
38:00 <Lish> Thanks 
38:00 <Picard> how are you tonight?
40:00 <Lish> I'm ok a bit tired, you?
40:00 <BilbroRappins> dont call me pieterpanda thx
40:00 <BilbroRappins> im nothing but nice to you.
40:00 <Picard> lol
40:00 <Picard> loof should desexed like a dog
41:00 <Picard> pieterpanda why not?
41:00 <couleurs> yea Picard grow a brein, moran
41:00 <Seth_Pardoe> Picard: we can be friends
41:00 <Picard> im great Lish, even better when i realised today was thursday not wednesday
41:00 <Seth_Pardoe> I'm a cool guy
41:00 <Seth_Pardoe> I'm on IRC all day, ever day
41:00 <Picard> a brein?
41:00 <Seth_Pardoe> and I'm a chan op in the esteemed channel brisbane
41:00 <Lish> Yeah Thursday is a much better day than Wednesday 
41:00 <Picard> fuck off seth, go jump under a bus
42:00 <Picard> brisbane is full of cunts and wankers
42:00 <Seth_Pardoe> you'll regret that
42:00 <Seth_Pardoe> I breed with fish you know
42:00 <Picard> lol
42:00 <beehhh> bzz
42:00 <beehhh> `seen paul_banks
43:00 <Skirmish> Abetz is getting raped by the media for suggesting that studies from the 1950's linking breast cancer to abortion are valid. 
43:00 <PandasDontDrive> link?
44:00 <BlackDevil> so people that never had kids get breast cancer?
44:00 <BlackDevil> like angelina jolie?
44:00 <partay> Fuckin Abbott the cunt.  Thats his agenda
44:00 <BlackDevil> she had here boobies lost
45:00 <PandasDontDrive> man cutting out her tits like that
45:00 <PandasDontDrive> was stupid
45:00 <beehhh> she had many abortion
45:00 <beehhh> thats why
45:00 <PandasDontDrive> she's always been loopy
45:00 <beehhh> she got pregnant by five guys in a film
46:00 <Mew> thats nothing i got pregnant to 8 guys once
46:00 <beehhh> i made a spider pregnant once
46:00 <Mew> same
46:00 <Skirmish> http://www.theguardian.com/world/video/2014/aug/08/eric-abetz-under-fire-for-abortion-breast-cancer-comments-video
46:00 <beehhh> spider cock wont fit in ya
46:00 <Skirmish> This is the same twit that thought making people apply for 40 jobs a month would work. 
47:00 <Lish> I might need toast
47:00 <partay> Mew where's my invite to your gangbang
47:00 <Mew> LOL i saw that on the news this morning Skirmish 
47:00 <BlackDevil> Mew http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=974_1407488709
47:00 <beehhh> lower income are the biggest sufferer among all
47:00 <BlackDevil> LiveLeak: Drug addicted man, jumped into ground instead of swimming pool (Date: Aug-1-2014, 2 hours ago) - Views: 832 - Played: 3817
47:00 <BlackDevil> have to watch it
47:00 <beehhh> i might cut my internet soon cause of the new laptop im getting assignment first
47:00 <Mew> it should be in the mail partay
47:00 <beehhh> this is luxury
47:00 <Skirmish> I reckon they roll him out when they need a distraction.  After Abbott and Harold from Neighbours tried to explain metadata they needed a big distraction.
48:00 <beehhh> aunt n parents bleeding cash for me in malaysia
48:00 <beehhh> everywhere it would be the same
48:00 <beehhh> unless you go to canada n step wisely
49:00 <Skirmish> I don't see why our media is making so big a deal out of down syndrome asian babies.  Beehhhh has survived ok. 
49:00 <beehhh> hookers are doing 100 clients just to meet the ends need
49:00 <partay> lol
49:00 <beehhh> *per day
49:00 <beehhh> Skirmish got it correct but i was born in the middle of 70's
50:00 <beehhh> everything we eat was nonGMO
50:00 <Zade> downies were born in the 70's 
51:00 <beehhh> i been past to Skirmish's town several time on the way to surfers paradiso
51:00 <partay> There's a dowmie born every day
51:00 <beehhh> every downie born straya is liable for them
51:00 <partay> Picard is a downie 
51:00 <Skirmish> http://526735280.r.lightningbase-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/monkey-selfie-feature.jpg     <------------- This monkey wins at everything.
51:00 <beehhh> i think hes just scared of the society
52:00 <Seth_Pardoe> hey Lish
52:00 <Seth_Pardoe> wanna fuck?
52:00 <Lish> Nah I'm ok
52:00 <beehhh> http://oi62.tinypic.com/2yy35ld.jpg
52:00 <beehhh> down of the planet of the Skirmish
52:00 <beehhh> dawn
53:00 <Lish> Thanks though 
53:00 <Picard> she is fucking me Seth_Pardoe, stay the fuck away
53:00 <Skirmish> You're closer to being an ape on the scale of evolution than I am beehhh. 
53:00 <beehhh> i bet all the local jobs are stolen by the foreign hooker
54:00 <Seth_Pardoe> Picard: we can fuck too
54:00 <Picard> no thanks faggot
54:00 <Seth_Pardoe> we can have my fish play as well
54:00 <Seth_Pardoe> but
54:00 <beehhh> im a son of himalaya
54:00 <Skirmish> You're a paki. 
54:00 <beehhh> paki aint no where near there
54:00 <beehhh> the highest peak of himalaya is only a 400KM from my hometown
55:00 <Seth_Pardoe> you ask matthew for sex
55:00 <Doodle> doesnt everyone
55:00 <Picard> he is cute
55:00 <beehhh> http://www.adriftadventure.com/images/dolpo-shy-phoksundo-lake.jpg
56:00 <Skirmish> you're a paki
57:00 <Seth_Pardoe> you'll regret this Picard 
57:00 <Seth_Pardoe> I'm a chan op in brisbane
57:00 <slinky_J> no its cute when i think guys r cute
57:00 <slinky_J> DAMIO U CUTEY
57:00 <Seth_Pardoe> you don't want to mess with me
57:00 <beehhh> im from bangladesh which is no where near paki, sif i called you hawaian
58:00 <slinky_J> ill kiss ur cheeks when u go to bed at nite
58:00 <slinky_J> mwa
58:00 <slinky_J> n hold ur hand so u dun haf bad dremes
58:00 <Seth_Pardoe> slinky_J: kiss my fish too
58:00 <Skirmish> you're a paki
58:00 <beehhh> if that makes you happy
59:00 <slinky_J> ow fish
59:00 <slinky_J> kis dere little fishie tails
59:00 <beehhh> i never posted my passport scanned is that what ur trying to get
59:00 <partay>  Fuckin pakis
59:00 <Picard> why dont the kiwi's stamp your passport when you go there?
00:00 <Picard> pieterpanda shhhh please
00:00 <beehhh> french in canada in french in france arent the same
00:00 <Zade> you should try and get into Gaza beehhh
01:00 <Seth_Pardoe> Picard: 
01:00 <Seth_Pardoe> you want me
01:00 <Seth_Pardoe> you know it
01:00 <slinky_J> old man, have your bourbon and water and go nap
01:00 <slinky_J> i wana root the dude that plays harry osborne in amazing spiderman
01:00 <slinky_J> mmmm
01:00 <slinky_J> he so girly
01:00 <beehhh> which wud be harder than coming to straya
01:00 <beehhh> put it this way i forget n forgive my years i spent over there
02:00 <slinky_J> in prison id call him mm baby u so girly
02:00 <Seth_Pardoe> I want to rub my balls on picards bald smooth head
03:00 <[Maverick]> cheese and crackersssss
03:00 <stebie> get in line, Seth_Pardoe
03:00 <Seth_Pardoe> then I could cum on his wrinkly old face
03:00 <beehhh> http://images5.fanpop.com/image/photos/31200000/Ghost-patrick-swayze-31227069-2560-1722.jpg
04:00 <Picard> pieterpanda i hate bourbon
04:00 <Seth_Pardoe> it'd dry in his wrinkles too
04:00 <Seth_Pardoe> in the cracks
04:00 <Maurice> Then stfu talking about it everyday
05:00 <Picard> lol
05:00 <Picard> why does my bald head turn so many people on
05:00 <Skirmish> Yeah ... stfu paki
05:00 <beehhh> when was I ever spoke about it even
06:00 <Lish> Ew
06:00 <Seth_Pardoe> picard I want my cum to dry in your wrinkles
06:00 <Picard> no
06:00 <beehhh> Bill shorten trying to rhyme his gut problems
07:00 <Seth_Pardoe> yes Picard
07:00 <Seth_Pardoe> it's going to happen, you and me
09:00 <Picard> no its not
09:00 <Seth_Pardoe> I'll come in the middle of the night, to Mildura
09:00 <Seth_Pardoe> while you sleep
09:00 <Picard> matthew will be my first
09:00 <Seth_Pardoe> you'll be mine
09:00 <Skirmish> If this govt starts collecting metadata ... are we going to start up a pool to who from austnet gets put in prison first? 
09:00 <[Maverick]> They already do... 
09:00 <Skirmish> Not to the extent that they want to though. 
10:00 <Skirmish> It's my understanding that they want to do what the Americans are doing.  Store it all and create an algorithm to scan through it and look for key words/phrases/websites etc. 
11:00 <Seth_Pardoe> do you like lube or none?
11:00 <[Maverick]> Yeah, it won't happen like that 
11:00 <Skirmish> ASIO and AFP would be able to actively and without cause filter through peoples metadata. 
12:00 <Skirmish> Now, they need a warrant to access it. 
12:00 <[Maverick]> which is fair enough 
12:00 <MysteriousShado> *yawn*
13:00 <Lish> Ugh
13:00 <Lish> Going to bed with my work laptop on my side table
13:00 <Lish> Lame
13:00 <Seth_Pardoe> lame lish
13:00 <Seth_Pardoe> Picard: you're like Humpty Dumpty
13:00 <MysteriousShado> Bet Pieter suggested that link in the channel topic.
13:00 <Skirmish> It's the analogue church bloke thinking he's a leet hacker for avoiding the ban. 
13:00 <[Maverick]> wrong
13:00 <Picard> it was PandasDontDrive
13:00 <MysteriousShado> Ah
14:00 <Seth_Pardoe> http://img2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20120504011254/disney/images/3/33/Humpty_Dumpty.jpg that is picard
14:00 <[Maverick]> Skirmish: shadz doesn't have the brains to set up a proxy. 
14:00 <MysteriousShado> Guess there's a first time for everything.
14:00 <MysteriousShado> Erm.. You're not implying I'm shadz are you?
15:00 <couleurs> agreed
15:00 <MysteriousShado> I've had a lengthy discussion with Pieter about this a little while back.
15:00 <MysteriousShado> Haha.
15:00 <Skirmish> Panda can say he has at least one friend now.  http://www.foxsports.com.au/more-sports/basketball/metta-world-peace-aka-ron-artest-changes-name-again-to-the-pandas-friend/story-e6frf3f3-1227017945679?nk=18363ea61549ff8fb37feb0787c8b40e
16:00 <Lish> Lol
16:00 <Skirmish> Yeah I didn't look at the address before suggesting it was shads. My bad.  
17:00 <slinky_J> couleurs can i clone u so i has a lil couleurs to wotch movies wit me?
17:00 <couleurs> ok
18:00 <slinky_J> YAY!! yippeee
21:00 <Seth_Pardoe> picard should change his nick to Humpty
21:00 <Seth_Pardoe> like the little egg he is
24:00 <couleurs> get any good ps4 games lately?
24:00 <couleurs> ps4!!!!
27:00 <slinky_J> lol
27:00 <Seth_Pardoe> I think picard had a stroke
29:00 <Picard> pieterpanda why did u lol
30:00 <Seth_Pardoe> because you're humpty dumpty
30:00 <Lish> Don't put tea tree moisturiser in your mouth
30:00 <Lish> It's gross
30:00 <doctor> i got super megaman
31:00 <slinky_J> i got u babe
31:00 <couleurs> u rok doctor 
32:00 <Seth_Pardoe> HoneyGirl: hi I'm seth
32:00 <doctor> how daer u
32:00 <Seth_Pardoe> I breed with fish
32:00 <Seth_Pardoe> hi fiona
32:00 <Seth_Pardoe> i'm seth
36:00 <Picard> lol
36:00 <Picard> that worked well u muppet
37:00 <Lish> Possums being loud when my husband isn't here 
37:00 <Lish> Stupid things scare me to death lol
38:00 <slinky_J> oh man i wos gonna ask Emma Stone out but she only 25
39:00 <slinky_J> too bad i find another one
39:00 <Seth_Pardoe> Picard: 
39:00 <Seth_Pardoe> kill yourself
40:00 <couleurs> agreed
41:00 <BlackDevil> Picard get married with Lish
42:00 <[Maverick]> poor Lish 
43:00 <Picard> ok
47:00 <Lish> Poor me indeed
47:00 <Lish> I'm already married
47:00 <Lish> Picard wishes he could marry me
48:00 <Picard> no
48:00 <Picard> i just want to fuck u in the arse
48:00 <Lish> Nasty
48:00 <Picard> and cum on your tits
49:00 <Lish> Do direct and creepy
49:00 <Seth_Pardoe> picard
49:00 <Seth_Pardoe> i'm going to fuck you with no lube
49:00 <Picard> no Seth_Pardoe
49:00 <Lish> lolol
50:00 <Seth_Pardoe> what is life like being an egg?
50:00 <Picard> Lish will u lick my knob clean after i cum
51:00 <Lish> Ok
52:00 <Picard> hot
52:00 <Picard> we can tie your husband in the corner and make him watch us fuck
52:00 <Seth_Pardoe> can we tie you up
52:00 <Lish> I'm going to bed
52:00 <Lish> Night
52:00 <Seth_Pardoe> and let her husband fuck you
52:00 <Picard> Seth_Pardoe U ARE NOT IN THIS "WE"
53:00 <Seth_Pardoe> how will you stop me Picard ?
53:00 <Picard> before of after i stomp on your head?
53:00 <Seth_Pardoe> how the fuck can you stomp anything
53:00 <Seth_Pardoe> you're a fucking egg
55:00 <Seth_Pardoe> are you going to roll down a fucking hill at me?
57:00 <Picard> yes
57:00 <Picard> break your legs
57:00 <Seth_Pardoe> I'm going to boil you
15:00 <couleurs> wooop woooop
16:00 <milk> just hada cuppa
16:00 <couleurs> orsem
16:00 <milk> all quiet this side
17:00 <couleurs> u betcha
17:00 <milk> bored actually
17:00 <couleurs> me 2
18:00 <Picard> fuck this
18:00 <Picard> lish wont cam for me 
19:00 <couleurs> Bye Picard u stupid old bald fat man
19:00 <slinky_J> lol
23:00 <slinky_J> fk me amazing spiderman 2 best superhero movie i seen all yr
23:00 <slinky_J> n captain america 2
25:00 <Welcm2DaHau5OfAIDSNwIveCmOfAge> i thought it was shocking
25:00 <couleurs> me 2
25:00 <Welcm2DaHau5OfAIDSNwIveCmOfAge> i only endured it to the end as i had enjoyed the first
26:00 <Welcm2DaHau5OfAIDSNwIveCmOfAge> it was more of a movie for american teenage idiots to take their dates nothing more
26:00 <Welcm2DaHau5OfAIDSNwIveCmOfAge> the only intelligent thing in it was the clock hands ticking down at the end as she dies as her death was just a matter of time
26:00 <Welcm2DaHau5OfAIDSNwIveCmOfAge> hand*
27:00 <Welcm2DaHau5OfAIDSNwIveCmOfAge> shit movie, no need for spoiler alart
32:00 <beagle> worlds fastest typist approaching
33:00 <beagle> wont do me no favours im gonna play games
33:00 <couleurs> epic pwn
34:00 <Welcm2DaHau5OfAIDSNwIveCmOfAge> lol
34:00 <Welcm2DaHau5OfAIDSNwIveCmOfAge> beagle, how fast can you type?
37:00 <[Maverick]> 2wpm
39:00 <beagle> i dont actually know
39:00 <beagle> my guess is just over 100wpm
39:00 <[Maverick]> well judging the 7 secs between sentences.. avg of 8 words... 
39:00 <beagle> and about 115 at fastest
39:00 <beagle> so its like half speed of fastest in world really.
39:00 <beagle> i lied
39:00 <[Maverick]> its about 65wp, 
39:00 <[Maverick]> wpm 
39:00 <beagle> when i saw them typing on 204wpm or whatever it was on youtube i thought 'hrm i think i can type that fast'
40:00 <beagle> well they typed about 5 words in a second or something
40:00 <beagle> last time i checked making own program and an app i got was 88wpm , years ago, when i hardly was typing at all.
41:00 <slinky_J> Welcm2DaHau5OfAIDSNwIveCmOfAge i love how electro played the itsy bitsy spider lol
42:00 <slinky_J> at the end it has The Sinister Six and six cast members including pharrell williams
42:00 <slinky_J> i didnt see any of them in the film wtf
48:00 <Saemon> hola iyatollah
49:00 <Saemon> wats goin on in da house tahnight fo shizzle?
50:00 <beagle> fiffa world ? any good ? getting it now
50:00 <beagle> 2.3 gigs
50:00 <beagle> free
50:00 <beagle> origin not steam
53:00 <beagle> ....
53:00 <beagle> steam doesnt save your game progress
53:00 <beagle> origin DOES.
53:00 <beagle> :)
53:00 <beagle> so forget steam throw it out of the window at the traffic and get origin
53:00 <beagle> gee i should work for their ads
54:00 <beagle> steam is faster tho
54:00 <beagle> i think
56:00 <beagle> origin has free games like steam
56:00 <beagle> oh well totally shits dihorrea over steam
56:00 <beagle> cause it saves your game progress
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