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00:00 <Bastardly_One> seahorse group is weird though 
00:00 <SnickersSatisfaction> Maurice
00:00 <SnickersSatisfaction> Hi Maurice 
00:00 <Maurice> Hi sweetpea
00:00 <Bastardly_One> ever noticed how many UGLY cross dressers their are?
00:00 <The_Baron> .....
00:00 <The_Baron> yes
00:00 <Jewel> wife swap
00:00 <Bastardly_One> like CDs not trannies
00:00 <nano> The_Baron
00:00 <Bastardly_One> isn't it true The_Baron
00:00 <Student> sick 
01:00 <The_Baron> tis
01:00 <Bastardly_One> oh The_Baron
01:00 <Bastardly_One> know how I seem to attract furries?
01:00 <Bastardly_One> a fucking nother one!
01:00 <Bastardly_One> not a neko this time
01:00 <nano> The_Baron
02:00 <The_Baron> hahaha
02:00 <Bastardly_One> a fucking my little pony!
02:00 <TheRiddler> a neko is not a furry
02:00 <Bastardly_One> HELP MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
02:00 <The_Baron> not a bronie??
02:00 <Bastardly_One> TheRiddler, it is if a furry variety
02:00 <Mewcus> nano wot r u doin in here?!
02:00 <Bastardly_One> no, a furry MLP
02:00 <TheRiddler> nope
02:00 <Bastardly_One> not a bronie
02:00 <Mewcus> get back in the cupboard!
02:00 <The_Baron> phewf
03:00 <Bastardly_One> a neko is someone that likes to be a cat and I can put them in furry land if I wanna
03:00 <Bastardly_One> bite me TheRiddler
03:00 <Bastardly_One> (hope you've had rabies shots)
03:00 <Student> Open Gl issue, have to delete and reinstall 
03:00 <Bastardly_One> ummmmmmmmm The_Baron
03:00 <Bastardly_One> don't phew
03:00 <Bastardly_One> she likes rainbow butt plugs
04:00 <The_Baron> hahaha
04:00 <Bastardly_One> nyan cat style
04:00 <The_Baron> that aint all that uncommon
04:00 <Serenity> good lord
04:00 <Bastardly_One> freak ... go away!
04:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
04:00 <TheRiddler> rainbow dash buttplug
04:00 <[Maverick]> jesus 
04:00 <Bastardly_One> she's fine but why do I get 'em?
04:00 <Bastardly_One> must be the Raven Wolf nick
04:00 <The_Baron> coz u a freek
04:00 <Bastardly_One> funny
04:00 <[Maverick]> well she hasn't seen your photo. 
04:00 <Student> how come an windows8 application is running under xp :-/
04:00 <Bastardly_One> dude
04:00 <Bastardly_One> I dont get it 
05:00 <Bastardly_One> they find me cute
05:00 <Bastardly_One> wtf?
05:00 <Bastardly_One> on that site
05:00 <Bastardly_One> I am fucking old and decript
05:00 <[Maverick]> they probably think your old with money and hoping that they marry you and you croak it/ 
05:00 <Serenity> am i allowed to post boobs again
05:00 <Serenity> or are cunts gonna whinge
05:00 <Bastardly_One> yes
05:00 <Bastardly_One> I said so
05:00 <ShadowLurker> BOOBS
05:00 <Skirmish> Stop trying to milk compliments from other irc users B1. 
05:00 <Bastardly_One> that's all that matters doesn't it?
05:00 <ShadowLurker> kgo
05:00 <Student> ha ha
05:00 <Bastardly_One> no way Skirmish
05:00 <TheRiddler> sg
05:00 <TheRiddler> kgo
05:00 <Bastardly_One> I know it 
06:00 <Maurice> TITS
06:00 <Jewel> why cant you just look at them
06:00 <Maurice> Jason2014, you're a big young to be IRCing
06:00 <Bastardly_One> sharing is caring 
06:00 <Serenity> https://d1a0n9gptf7ayu.cloudfront.net/cache/62/06/6206c15d16a257515e26f54a4d6f31a3.jpg
06:00 <Skirmish> Jewel is the only one complaining, fuck that bitch. 
06:00 <Maurice> Bit*
06:00 <Maurice> No thanks Skirmish
06:00 <Bastardly_One> oh cloudfront
06:00 <ShadowLurker> id rather not fuck her
06:00 <Bastardly_One> which SG is this? *clicks*
06:00 <Jawsh> I love sharing my gay sex pix with b1
06:00 <ShadowLurker> tbh
06:00 <Jawsh> <3
07:00 <Jawsh> sezz told me to stop sending ShadowLurker pics of my penis.
07:00 <Bastardly_One> not bad 
07:00 <beehhh> hahahaha
07:00 <Bastardly_One> you can do better
07:00 <Bastardly_One> next!
07:00 <Maurice> Bastardly_One, you are reallllly reallllllly gridning my gears pretending you're best buds with all these chicks
07:00 <Jawsh> totes broke my heart.
07:00 <Maurice> STOP IT
07:00 <Student> nice post 
07:00 <Serenity> https://d1a0n9gptf7ayu.cloudfront.net/cache/f3/02/f302050c2188e18524adaee1170941e5.jpg
07:00 <Bastardly_One> her face is harsh
07:00 <Serenity> b1 fuck off im not asking for your critique
07:00 <Maurice> Grinding*
07:00 <Maurice> Goddamn
07:00 <Bastardly_One> :P
07:00 <Bastardly_One> I didnt say I know them
07:00 <SnickersSatisfaction> Skirmish
07:00 <SnickersSatisfaction> Skirmish: how are you?
07:00 <Jawsh> I saw on the discovery channel, native guys with their dicks out and i was like fuck yeah! 
07:00 <Serenity> yyou have the worst taste in women
07:00 <ShadowLurker> shut up Bastardly_One youre ruining the buzz
07:00 <Jawsh> Amazon this!
07:00 <Student> nice lighting 
07:00 <beehhh> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1K9jBL2syJ8
08:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Disturbed - Asylum [Official Music Video] ( Aug 17, 2010) 5:03 - Category: Music - 9,485,146 - 65,040 likes (98.7%), 850 dislikes (1.3%)
08:00 <Skirmish> The last time B1 got laid it was watching the assassination of JFK.
08:00 <Jawsh> hai British^Meat
08:00 <Bastardly_One> awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww sooks
08:00 <Jawsh> ily
08:00 <Maurice> which SG is this? *clicks* *I can't say it any plainer that I probably know them*
08:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh before that
08:00 <British^Meat> sups
08:00 <British^Meat> no drop outs for once, winning
08:00 <Jawsh> hows ur 2 ps4 goin?
08:00 <Bastardly_One> huh?
08:00 <Serenity> https://d1a0n9gptf7ayu.cloudfront.net/cache/2c/96/2c96109ebbf5b880abfd130a68ca811c.jpg
08:00 <Bastardly_One> I like looking at SGs
08:00 <Bastardly_One> I know one ... big deal
08:00 <Skirmish> You do not you old liar. 
08:00 <British^Meat> I have zero ps4's
08:00 <Jawsh> u could ask me how my son loved receiving his ps4..
08:00 <British^Meat> i think you're confusing me with some other bald mong
08:00 <Jawsh> y didnt u?
09:00 <Student> red hairs 
09:00 <Bastardly_One> I do from canberra ... but whoppity do
09:00 <Jawsh> y do u go on about me having 2
09:00 <ShadowLurker> you know everyone had everything been everywhere
09:00 <Jawsh> when i have one
09:00 <Jawsh> btw
09:00 <Serenity> https://d1a0n9gptf7ayu.cloudfront.net/cache/43/bf/43bf41ff7bd2803acce0b0408eef0a05.jpg
09:00 <Jawsh> Ashty loved it
09:00 <Skirmish> This is why we now call you Panda's dad B1.  
09:00 <British^Meat> ? whats going on
09:00 <Jawsh> n i dont even know what to get for his bday this yr
09:00 <Bastardly_One> *yawns*
09:00 <Jawsh> British^Meat
09:00 <British^Meat> u been on the rum all day?
09:00 <Jawsh> no
09:00 <Skirmish> Next minute you'll know a SG and have 2 PS4's. 
09:00 <Jawsh> that rum is expensive
09:00 <Bastardly_One> lol 
09:00 <British^Meat> cant tlak, gamin
09:00 <nano> hello
09:00 <Student> nicely waxed
09:00 <Jawsh> why dont you ask about my son
09:00 <Bastardly_One> he hasn't taken a breath British^Meat
10:00 <Jawsh> and his ps4?
10:00 <Bastardly_One> I asked him nicely to take one before
10:00 <Jawsh> :P
10:00 <nano> can we see Serenitys
10:00 <SnickersSatisfaction> Skirmish
10:00 <SnickersSatisfaction> Skirmish:  how are you?
10:00 <beehhh> mark n mindy
10:00 <Jawsh> steada trollin me like we niggas that give a fuck yo!
10:00 <Skirmish> Is that last chick wearing an engagement ring? 
10:00 <nano> mark n mindy
10:00 <Jawsh> chad stfu
10:00 <Serenity> serenitys what
10:00 <beehhh> whos chad
10:00 <Jawsh> nano
10:00 <beehhh> nano nano
11:00 <Jawsh> Serenity is great in bed
11:00 <Serenity> looks like it Skirmish
11:00 <Jawsh> I HEAR
11:00 <Serenity> a lot of the girls are married etc
11:00 <Jawsh> I hear
11:00 <Jawsh> from stebie..
11:00 <Jawsh> *points*
11:00 <Skirmish> No way I'd be ok with my fiance posing for nude pics. 
11:00 <Serenity> id do it
11:00 <Serenity> if i was hot
11:00 <Jawsh> *msg ShadowLurker that stebie man!*
11:00 <ShadowLurker> yeh ok enough
11:00 <Jawsh> kk
12:00 <Jawsh> Skirmish
12:00 <nano> i wonder if Serenity up
12:00 <Skirmish> Before I met her, my mrs was topless in picture magazine at Tamworth Music Festival.  
12:00 <Jawsh> nude pics just for u?
12:00 <TheRiddler> link
12:00 <Jawsh> nice
12:00 <Skirmish> Back when she had piercings etc. 
12:00 <TheRiddler> lol
12:00 <Jawsh> ^^ link
12:00 <Serenity> [10:12pm] <nano> i wonder if Serenity up
12:00 <Serenity> what???
12:00 <Serenity> Skirmish you're a prude
12:00 <Jawsh> it's chad
12:00 <SnickersSatisfaction> Who here has quit Uni because it was 'not a challenge"?
12:00 <Skirmish> Serenity: I am. 
12:00 <Jawsh> or some chad thing
12:00 <Jawsh> Chadling
13:00 <Jawsh> BEAGLE U FUCK
13:00 <beehhh> you wont have it back thou
13:00 <beehhh> no point giving ya false hopes
13:00 <Skirmish> ha ha ha I knew if I fed you a bone you'd chew on it SnickersSatisfaction.  You dumbass. 
14:00 <Serenity> skirmish have you been making up stories why you switche your courses lol
14:00 <Serenity> +d
14:00 <SnickersSatisfaction> rofl
14:00 <beehhh> I try to move on and thinking of you everytime making me nervous started to like this pain take for granted one stage it becomes norm nothing surround you fimiliar any longer and you get used to things
14:00 <nano> Serenity
15:00 <Skirmish> Serenity: lol no I just said I quit because it was no challenge knowing he'd get a boner over it. 
15:00 <Serenity> ohhhh hahah
15:00 <SnickersSatisfaction> Serenity
15:00 <SnickersSatisfaction> Serenity: how are you?
15:00 <beehhh> atleast in usa they dont kick out illegals
15:00 <xm> i quit uni because i found out about honourary doctorates and was furious i wasnt given one before i enrolled already
15:00 <Bastardly_One> I cannot stop laughing
15:00 <Bastardly_One> someone distract me 
15:00 <Jawsh> beehhh
15:00 <Jawsh> i paid u
15:00 <Bastardly_One> Skirmish be rude 
15:00 <Jawsh> say like
16:00 <Jawsh> hypothetical
16:00 <Serenity> im absolutely obese depressed and suicidal
16:00 <Jawsh> to cook me dinner
16:00 <Serenity> you?
16:00 <beehhh> i worked for you
16:00 <Jawsh> what would you cook for me?
16:00 <Jawsh> XD
16:00 <beehhh> say in general
16:00 <Jawsh> SEZZ dl ENEMY already!!! fs
16:00 <Jawsh> umm
16:00 <Jawsh> well i like spicey
16:00 <SnickersSatisfaction> Serenity: I'm well thank you
16:00 <Jawsh> seszhaun
16:00 <beehhh> i go sleep
17:00 <Jawsh> u fuck sheep
17:00 <SnickersSatisfaction> Serenity: how's the family? How's ShadowLurker ?
17:00 <Jawsh> COOK ME DINNER YOU ORANG-UTAN FUCKER
17:00 <Jawsh> :(
17:00 <Jawsh> ahahahah
17:00 <Serenity> all absolutely shit house
17:00 <Skirmish> lol
17:00 <Jawsh> sezz
17:00 <Jawsh> end of Enemy
17:00 <Jawsh> will have u goin
17:00 <Jawsh> WHAT THE MOTHERFUCKING CUNT SHIT FUCK FUCK WHAT?
18:00 <Skirmish> I love it when SnickersSatisfaction visits irc.  His head is so far up his ass thinking he's superior that he doesn't notice everyone taking the piss out of him. 
18:00 <SnickersSatisfaction> Serenity: tell me about MeGusta
18:00 <Bastardly_One> I'd just like to say
18:00 <Jawsh> n if u dont dl right now ima grab the fkn link
18:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck you FF XIII
18:00 <Bastardly_One> carry on
18:00 <Serenity> its a weather/quote bot. the end
18:00 <Jawsh> dont force me
18:00 <Bastardly_One> it does weather with !
18:00 <Bastardly_One> ?
18:00 <Jawsh> i got a fat fucken mouth
18:00 <Serenity> not in here it doesnt
19:00 <Serenity> https://d1a0n9gptf7ayu.cloudfront.net/cache/8a/3f/8a3f482e0c3b119a95dbf36dfea90179.jpg
19:00 <Serenity> boobies!
19:00 <Bastardly_One> just curious ... 
19:00 <nano> hello what we did Serenity
19:00 <Serenity> nano do you speak english?
19:00 <Bastardly_One> I'll take the green head
19:00 <SnickersSatisfaction> Bastardly_One: it just logs trash talk about Serenity, you see when paranoia sets in, you create bots like MeGusta.
19:00 <nano> lol
19:00 <Bastardly_One> the one to her left has nice artwork
19:00 <Serenity> it doesnt log..
19:00 <Serenity> lol
19:00 <Jawsh> http://thepiratebay.se/torrent/10341175/Enemy_(2013)_1080p_BrRip_x264_-_YIFY
20:00 <Jawsh> dl this shit right now Serenity
20:00 <Jawsh> xD
20:00 <Jawsh> psychological fuckfest
20:00 <Bastardly_One> can I have the green head for my birthday?
20:00 <Serenity> lolll
20:00 <Bastardly_One> will only need her for 5 mins at my age
21:00 <[Maverick]> lol, it would be more of a hold up than a stick up eh Fossil? 
21:00 <Serenity> you're as bad as Bastardly_One thinking it was following him around spying on him even tho it existed 5 years before we knew he existed
21:00 <Jawsh> i want jewels head on my dick
21:00 <Serenity> its an egg drop. it doesnt DO anything
21:00 <Jawsh> dont mean it will happen
21:00 <Bastardly_One> what?
21:00 <Jawsh> oh +severed
21:00 <Bastardly_One> you sure that was me?
21:00 <Jawsh> xD
21:00 <Serenity> absolutely
21:00 <Bastardly_One> that sounds like Adrian
21:00 <Bastardly_One> no way
21:00 <Serenity> no.
21:00 <Serenity> it was you
21:00 <SnickersSatisfaction> Serenity: trying to convince us? Or yourself?
21:00 <SnickersSatisfaction> rofl
21:00 <Bastardly_One> oh I said I was bitching so it got shit 
21:00 <Bastardly_One> that's right 
21:00 <Serenity> i dont need to convince anything
21:00 <Serenity> lol
21:00 <Bastardly_One> not it followed me 
21:00 <Bastardly_One> duh
22:00 <Bastardly_One> in that epic rage month
22:00 <Bastardly_One> forgot I said that 
22:00 <Serenity> you always rage rofl
22:00 <Bastardly_One> not followed though
22:00 <SnickersSatisfaction> Thats an eggdrop
22:00 <Bastardly_One> oh
22:00 <Skirmish> B1 has a seniors moment and can't remember it all. 
22:00 <Serenity> matty you're making yourself look more foolish than usual
22:00 <nano> Serenity sorta
22:00 <Bastardly_One> Adrian is still after u by the way
22:00 <Bastardly_One> *us
22:00 <Bastardly_One> not u
23:00 <Serenity> theres no us
23:00 <Bastardly_One> scared?
23:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah you, I, ShadowLurker
23:00 <SnickersSatisfaction> Serenity is easy pickings
23:00 <Bastardly_One> and possibly still Maurice
23:00 <Bastardly_One> but he's gonna fuck us bad 
23:00 <SnickersSatisfaction> Almost no challenge
23:00 <Serenity> yes easy pickings..
23:00 <Serenity> lolll
23:00 <SnickersSatisfaction> Serenity: tell us about the life of a #melbourne op
23:00 <Bastardly_One> SnickersSatisfaction
23:00 <Serenity> matty tell us about that girl wh fucked you over
24:00 <Bastardly_One> you are looking incredibly stupid
24:00 <SnickersSatisfaction> you rang Bastardly_One ?
24:00 <Bastardly_One> whoever you are
24:00 <[Maverick]> ahah what girl? 
24:00 <Maurice> I just put washing in the dryer and smashed the end of my thumb nail against it
24:00 <Serenity> in that website
24:00 <Maurice> Hurts like a fucking bitch
24:00 <[Maverick]> OHHHH 
24:00 <[Maverick]> HA HA HA 
24:00 <Serenity> theres a whole fucking website where someone from here pretended to be a girl
24:00 <Serenity> lol
24:00 <SnickersSatisfaction> LOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
24:00 <nano> tell us about the life of a Bastardly_One
24:00 <[Maverick]> that's right 
25:00 <Skirmish> He was so desperate for "her" too.  I read those logs. So funny. 
25:00 <Jawsh> I want you to notice, when im not around, you're so fucking special
25:00 <SnickersSatisfaction> Show me this website
25:00 <Jawsh> i wish nano was special
25:00 <Jawsh> ahahahaha creep
25:00 <SnickersSatisfaction> how did you know my name was matty?
25:00 <Jawsh> nano baby
25:00 <Jawsh> talk to me bro
25:00 <Jawsh> i miss u
26:00 <Bastardly_One> tell me this though
26:00 <SnickersSatisfaction> Serenity: you are the Queen of Desperation
26:00 <Serenity> of course i am
26:00 <Bastardly_One> does this channel on the whole have anything better to do than set people up?
26:00 <SnickersSatisfaction> Desperation 101 on display from Serenity 
26:00 <Bastardly_One> lately that's all I read
26:00 <SnickersSatisfaction> Take notes people.
26:00 <Serenity> no b1
26:00 <Bastardly_One> SnickersSatisfaction, that sounds more like you pal
26:00 <SnickersSatisfaction> Bastardly_One: coming from someone who cried over lost ops and a lost wallet
27:00 <Bastardly_One> I never cried over losing ops
27:00 <Bastardly_One> all you cunts did though
27:00 <Serenity> i told you they would
27:00 <Serenity> lol
27:00 <Bastardly_One> no fucking shit 
27:00 <SnickersSatisfaction> Bastardly_One is easy pickings
27:00 <SnickersSatisfaction> But not as easy as you Serenity 
27:00 <nano> fuck off matt
27:00 <Bastardly_One> seems to be a bigger deal than when I got them
27:00 <Jawsh> nano
27:00 <Jawsh> baby
28:00 <Skirmish> Is SnickersSatisfaction another one of Jewel's personalities?  It's displaying the same level of dumb.
28:00 <Jawsh> you said you loved me.
28:00 <Serenity> its your mate Skirmish
28:00 <SnickersSatisfaction> Serenity: bless us with my website
28:00 <Skirmish> He's been trying to bone me for close to a decade. That's love and desperation in any language.
28:00 <SnickersSatisfaction> matteyes love lost
28:00 <nano> jewel is a creep
28:00 <Serenity> no thanks
28:00 <Bastardly_One> WOOT! I feel so much better now ... enough to be hungry
28:00 <Serenity> i dont hold on to old garbage
28:00 <SnickersSatisfaction> Serenity: scared?
29:00 <nano> fuck up matty
29:00 <nano> skinny loser druggo
29:00 <SnickersSatisfaction> bullocks Serenity 
29:00 <Serenity> yes im terrified.. of irc people.
29:00 <Serenity> lol
29:00 <Skirmish> Matty used to get people in group chats on msn and tell them that they needed to get on irc and give Skirmish heaps.  
29:00 <SnickersSatisfaction> thought so
29:00 <Skirmish> Dedication. 
29:00 <Bastardly_One> now the trick is to find something that isn't too junk like
29:00 <Maurice> You should be,I have your addy and I'm going to drive by and throw dildos at your house
29:00 <Serenity> LOL seriously skirm?
29:00 <Bastardly_One> I am suddenly starving 
29:00 <nano> yeh i remember that
29:00 <nano> skirm knows it all reminds him of sour crackers
29:00 <Skirmish> Serenity: Yeah I used to get screen shots from one of the people he would add to these groups.  Back in the #facebook days.
30:00 <Bastardly_One> who ran that?
30:00 <Serenity> hahaha thats nuts
30:00 <Bastardly_One> Sonia?
30:00 <RogersRammingJet> werd
30:00 <Skirmish> Yeah Sonia. 
30:00 <RogersRammingJet> my first irc nick
30:00 <nano> irc first nick
30:00 <nano> did it for Serenity
30:00 <RogersRammingJet> do u remember me now Bastardly_One?
30:00 <RogersRammingJet> :P
30:00 <RogersRammingJet> hahahahaha
30:00 <Serenity> i liked sonia
30:00 <Skirmish> That's how long this twit has had a boner for me.  How long ago was #facebook?  
30:00 <Bastardly_One> I did too
30:00 <Jewel> who was SilkySara?
30:00 <Bastardly_One> got along fine with her 
30:00 <SnickersSatisfaction> Stop trying to make this about you Skirmish 
30:00 <RogersRammingJet> a guy Jewel
31:00 <Jewel> well a guy 
31:00 <RogersRammingJet> silkysara was a guy
31:00 <Bastardly_One> she did scam a fuckload of people though
31:00 <Jewel> yes
31:00 <Jewel> lol
31:00 <RogersRammingJet> lol
31:00 <Jewel> very interesting person
31:00 <Serenity> 'apparently'
31:00 <SnickersSatisfaction> The loser rankings go as followed 1. Serenity  2. Bastardly_One  3. Skirmish 
31:00 <Skirmish> SnickersSatisfaction: You made it all about me when you fell in love with me and have stalked me ever since. 
31:00 <Jewel> i know
31:00 <SnickersSatisfaction> you have to do some work Skirmish 
31:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah "apparently"
31:00 <RogersRammingJet> like identity crisis!
31:00 <RogersRammingJet> Bastardly_One
31:00 <nano> Jewel is a creep
31:00 <RogersRammingJet> do you remember this nick?
31:00 <nano> weird mental patient
31:00 <RogersRammingJet> from the oldschool?
31:00 <Bastardly_One> last I heard from her she was going to get a job as an employment counsellor
31:00 <nano> Skirmish is major loser
32:00 <Bastardly_One> or however you spell that 
32:00 <Jewel> creep
32:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah RogersRammingJet
32:00 <nano> top 10 austnet losers
32:00 <RogersRammingJet> hahahahahahaha
32:00 <RogersRammingJet> swoite
32:00 <RogersRammingJet> my first irc nic <3
32:00 <Bastardly_One> and she got stuck in Beechworth for ages
32:00 <SnickersSatisfaction> lolololoolololol
32:00 <Serenity> i think there was very few people she actually told the truth to about her life
32:00 <nano> Jason2014 and BlackDevil also losers
32:00 <Serenity> doodle being one of them
32:00 <Bastardly_One> I miss Sonia
32:00 <TheRiddler> what happen to me SnickersSatisfaction
32:00 <SnickersSatisfaction> Serenity must feature in the Top 10
32:00 <RogersRammingJet> sif miss Sonia
32:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I checked up on that with him
32:00 <Maurice> Far out, I didn't even rate in the losers list :/
32:00 <RogersRammingJet> was full of lies
32:00 <Bastardly_One> she was legit with me 
32:00 <RogersRammingJet> ffs
32:00 <RogersRammingJet> she
32:00 <Jewel> Maurice anything is possible
32:00 <RogersRammingJet> llolll
33:00 <Serenity> so you think
33:00 <SnickersSatisfaction> TheRiddler: you can learn from Serenity, just correct everyone and think you know everything
33:00 <SnickersSatisfaction> then ill rank you higher
33:00 <RogersRammingJet> rly sezz?
33:00 <Bastardly_One> I guess Doodle and I were some of the few that got the truth 
33:00 <Serenity> what?
33:00 <RogersRammingJet> so the lies shit was bullshit?
33:00 <RogersRammingJet> about sonia
33:00 <nano> Serenity is irc
33:00 <Serenity> i dont really know
33:00 <RogersRammingJet> same
33:00 <Serenity> i never knew her personally
33:00 <Bastardly_One> I'd say a lot of it was 
33:00 <RogersRammingJet> i used to chat with her heaps
33:00 <Bastardly_One> because it seemed to come about
33:00 <RogersRammingJet> n then there was that big huffpuffle
33:00 <RogersRammingJet> n eh
33:00 <Bastardly_One> after Carl did the ops purchasing thing
34:00 <SnickersSatisfaction> Serenity just got caught out irc name dropping
34:00 <RogersRammingJet> she was K.I.A.
34:00 <Maurice> She looked like a man
34:00 <RogersRammingJet> lol
34:00 <RogersRammingJet> ^
34:00 <SnickersSatisfaction> if we asked sonia about Serenity  she would not know who she is
34:00 <Bastardly_One> and suddenly a few people that didn't like it 
34:00 <Serenity> Maurice you cant look like a man with those tits
34:00 <RogersRammingJet> i <3 Moorice
34:00 <Bastardly_One> got heaps of shit about them
34:00 <[Maverick]> SnickersSatisfaction: http://bash.org/?829281 remind you of yourself? 
34:00 <SnickersSatisfaction> rofl
34:00 <RogersRammingJet> Morerice*
34:00 <Maurice> I never saw the tits, only the head
34:00 <RogersRammingJet> hahaha
34:00 <Bastardly_One> so that's why I wonder about have the shit about her
34:00 <RogersRammingJet> head was nuff?
34:00 <Bastardly_One> a lot of people that didn't agree with that got a lot of shit put on them
34:00 <nano> i knew the girl her name was Serenity
34:00 <RogersRammingJet> ahahahaha sometimes the case AHAHAHAHAHA
34:00 <RogersRammingJet> chad
34:00 <RogersRammingJet> fuck off nano
35:00 <Serenity> was it actually her tho Maurice? cause i dont think she ever gave her real pic out
35:00 <Serenity> of her face
35:00 <RogersRammingJet> u fucking shit cunt
35:00 <Serenity> she admitted to that openly
35:00 <nano> Serenity did it
35:00 <RogersRammingJet> oh
35:00 <RogersRammingJet> sonia
35:00 <RogersRammingJet> gave oput big boob pics
35:00 <Bastardly_One> I've seen half her face
35:00 <RogersRammingJet> heaps
35:00 <Bastardly_One> never the top half
35:00 <RogersRammingJet> HEAPS
35:00 <Serenity> yeah she had a massive rack
35:00 <Serenity> haha
35:00 <RogersRammingJet> she got fuckin exposed
35:00 <RogersRammingJet> n left irc
35:00 <Bastardly_One> that's where I've seen half the face from
35:00 <RogersRammingJet> the end lols
35:00 <RogersRammingJet> thort everyone knew that
35:00 <Bastardly_One> I think she got set up to a degree
35:00 <Serenity> doodle got to meet her i bet he touched the boobies
36:00 <Bastardly_One> regardless of the stories
36:00 <Maurice> I bet she touched his
36:00 <Maurice> I know I would
36:00 <Serenity> hahah i would!
36:00 <RogersRammingJet> Doodle is a magnifs creature
36:00 <Bastardly_One> because it's easy to start shit about someone that might of ruffled the wrong feathers
36:00 <RogersRammingJet> and will make a the loves to a any of the women
36:00 <RogersRammingJet> in hopes to spread a the doodle dna
36:00 <RogersRammingJet> so a they take a over the worlds
36:00 <RogersRammingJet> :P
36:00 <nano> we did it for Serenity
36:00 <Serenity> nano fuck off seriously
36:00 <Serenity> you make no sense
37:00 <RogersRammingJet> i want to smack the fuck out of you chad
37:00 <RogersRammingJet> nano
37:00 <Bastardly_One> every time Doodle has met a woman off here I think
37:00 <Bastardly_One> wonder if he fucked her?
37:00 <Bastardly_One> is that wrong?
37:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
37:00 <Serenity> he probably did
37:00 <RogersRammingJet> as if u fb my mum
37:00 <nano> im not chad im sosl
37:00 <RogersRammingJet> you pm me like chad
37:00 <RogersRammingJet> saying u ARE chad
37:00 <RogersRammingJet> <nano> how did u know it was me loser
37:00 <RogersRammingJet> -
37:00 <RogersRammingJet> <nano> u fucked rats faggot
37:00 <RogersRammingJet> ^^
38:00 <RogersRammingJet> smd.
38:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
38:00 <Bastardly_One> it's not him
38:00 <Bastardly_One> beagle is beagle always
38:00 <RogersRammingJet> yer?
38:00 <RogersRammingJet> hm
38:00 <Bastardly_One> and nano is always here
38:00 <nano> sometimes we know
38:00 <RogersRammingJet> must be beagles dopppppppplegangbanger
38:00 <RogersRammingJet> oh b1
38:00 <Bastardly_One> what now?
38:00 <simba> u guys r nuts
38:00 <RogersRammingJet> u b jelly of me for a sec
39:00 <RogersRammingJet> i got i got
39:00 <RogersRammingJet> manga mania
39:00 <Bastardly_One> isn't it time for you to go to bed?
39:00 <Bastardly_One> oh cool
39:00 <RogersRammingJet> by christopher hart
39:00 <Bastardly_One> yep yep
39:00 <Bill> that fish and chips was so good
39:00 <Bastardly_One> but I'm too old to be jelly of anything
39:00 <RogersRammingJet> how to draw the elegant and seductive characters of the dark
39:00 <RogersRammingJet> :P
39:00 <Bastardly_One> except people having a life
39:00 <Jewel> chuck norris would fix this
39:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah you've told me 
39:00 <RogersRammingJet> fk yea ay man
39:00 <Bastardly_One> like 50 times today
39:00 <RogersRammingJet> like finallyt
40:00 <RogersRammingJet> oh btw
40:00 <nano> just up for simba and her
40:00 <simba> lol
40:00 <Bastardly_One> that might of been the 51st time
40:00 <RogersRammingJet> b1 for u dl Ab-Normal
40:00 <simba> eh
40:00 <RogersRammingJet> >:)
40:00 <RogersRammingJet> oh and POM POKO
40:00 <RogersRammingJet> simby
40:00 <nano> simy
40:00 <nano> simbah
40:00 <nano> needed to find fu
40:00 <Bastardly_One> simba, he's not even noticing ... he's being manic for 24hrs exactly so far
41:00 <simba> who u nano
41:00 <RogersRammingJet> me?
41:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh
41:00 <RogersRammingJet> b1?
41:00 <RogersRammingJet> oh
41:00 <RogersRammingJet> soz
41:00 <TheRiddler> it's saemon
41:00 <RogersRammingJet> i dont read everything
41:00 <nano> slim kim
41:00 <RogersRammingJet> saemon
41:00 <Jewel> Bastardly_One you mean all week
41:00 <RogersRammingJet> nano ur saemon
41:00 <RogersRammingJet> semen
41:00 <nano> im semen
41:00 <nano> semen with Serenity
41:00 <RogersRammingJet> ur a fucking loser
41:00 <Jewel> lol
41:00 <Serenity> dont be revolting
41:00 <RogersRammingJet> mention her
41:00 <Serenity> its probably chris
42:00 <RogersRammingJet> fifty more times
42:00 <simba> im chris
42:00 <RogersRammingJet> and overdose
42:00 <Bastardly_One> nano?
42:00 <nano> Serenity nice person
42:00 <Bill> im going to roll a joint
42:00 <Bill> whos in
42:00 <nano> im going to smoke a cone
42:00 <[Maverick]> na Lolin is chris
42:00 <Bastardly_One> or Bill?
42:00 <Bastardly_One> Bill seems like pz
42:00 <Serenity> who knows
42:00 <simba> Smoking Cones
42:00 <RogersRammingJet> Don't fall asleep on me again nano
42:00 <RogersRammingJet> consumption
42:00 <Bastardly_One> simba
42:00 <RogersRammingJet> u got teh crap end of the stick negro
43:00 <Bastardly_One> read ya cunt
43:00 <RogersRammingJet> NEGROE
43:00 <Bastardly_One> what I sent
43:00 <Bastardly_One> 'tis funny
43:00 <[Maverick]> KNEE GROW 
43:00 <simba> No.
43:00 <RogersRammingJet> hahahaha
43:00 <RogersRammingJet> mav
43:00 <Bastardly_One> yes
43:00 <RogersRammingJet> u see 12 yrs a slave
43:00 <RogersRammingJet> guilt trip as
43:00 <Jewel> simba is a cute little lion
43:00 <RogersRammingJet> whip a niggger
43:00 <Bill> lolllllllll
43:00 <RogersRammingJet> call a nigger a nigger
43:00 <RogersRammingJet> sing songs about nigggers
43:00 <RogersRammingJet> fk man
43:00 <RogersRammingJet> worst movie i ever saw
43:00 <Bill> dont say nigga
44:00 <Bill> nigga
44:00 <simba> nigga nigga nigga nigga 
44:00 <RogersRammingJet> WORST TORTURE PORN AND NO NIGGER SEX!
44:00 <Bill> nigga wut
44:00 <RogersRammingJet> ahahahah
44:00 <simba> even the trailer for that film was shit
44:00 <RogersRammingJet> it was so shit
44:00 <RogersRammingJet> yer
44:00 <simba> who wants to see another slave movie in 2014
44:00 <RogersRammingJet> i gave in
44:00 <Bill> yo muh niggas
44:00 <simba> we get it it was brutal
44:00 <RogersRammingJet> brad pitt was all
44:00 <RogersRammingJet> I SUCK A NIGGER DICK
44:00 <nano> usuallly simba
44:00 <RogersRammingJet>  for 2 scenes
44:00 <Bill> west side
44:00 <simba> is nano a bot
45:00 <RogersRammingJet> it's a guilt trip film directed by a british african-english directer
45:00 <RogersRammingJet> ffs
45:00 <Bill> i s moked the whole bag
45:00 <RogersRammingJet> and the book
45:00 <Bill> wadup family
45:00 <RogersRammingJet> simba
45:00 <RogersRammingJet> wasnt written by the guy
45:00 <simba> guilt trip film lol
45:00 <RogersRammingJet> he dictated the story
45:00 <RogersRammingJet> to an abolitionist
45:00 <Jewel> i want to see sharknado 2
45:00 <Serenity> whyyy
45:00 <RogersRammingJet> he was used
45:00 <Serenity> the first one was terrible
45:00 <Jewel> cause its so bad
45:00 <Bill> i dont know bout that
45:00 <Jewel> lol
46:00 <RogersRammingJet> most people know this shit
46:00 <Jewel> and
46:00 <Jewel> billy ray cyrus is in it
46:00 <Bastardly_One> I loved it 
46:00 <RogersRammingJet> hollywould loves to change history
46:00 <Bastardly_One> both of them
46:00 <Bastardly_One> I've seen 2
46:00 <Bastardly_One> but I have issues
46:00 <Bastardly_One> they were so shit
46:00 <Jewel> lol
46:00 <Bastardly_One> they were great
46:00 <Jewel> yep
46:00 <Jewel> so bad you cant look away
46:00 <Jewel> like
46:00 <RogersRammingJet> that cunt never wrote a word of his twelve years if it were twelve
46:00 <Jewel> Jack and Jill
46:00 <Bastardly_One> 2 is in full on youtube
46:00 <Jewel> with adam sandler
46:00 <Jewel> it is?
46:00 <Bastardly_One> look for Rubber too
46:00 <RogersRammingJet> Jewel we cool now
46:00 <Bastardly_One> yep
46:00 <Jewel> oh cool
47:00 <RogersRammingJet> cool
47:00 <Bastardly_One> just put in Sharknado 2 full movie
47:00 <RogersRammingJet> oh so cool
47:00 <RogersRammingJet> Jennilo
47:00 <Jewel> ok
48:00 <Bastardly_One> *scans*
48:00 <Bastardly_One> oh dear
48:00 <RogersRammingJet> hey Jewel
48:00 <Bastardly_One> *looks at Serenity*
48:00 <RogersRammingJet> ily
48:00 <RogersRammingJet> i miss u
48:00 <Bastardly_One> I am gonna laugh in a min 
48:00 <nano> its simba and Maurice
48:00 <RogersRammingJet> nano
48:00 <RogersRammingJet> whut
48:00 <RogersRammingJet> you typed two names
48:00 <Serenity> why are you looking at me
48:00 <RogersRammingJet> what're you inferring
48:00 <simba> shark cum
48:00 <Bastardly_One> a cat can look at a king?
49:00 <RogersRammingJet> now that is some shit simba
49:00 <Bastardly_One> :P
49:00 <Maurice> What
49:00 <RogersRammingJet> wit
49:00 <RogersRammingJet> wot
49:00 <Bastardly_One> who? what
49:00 <RogersRammingJet> wut
49:00 <Bastardly_One> him or me?
49:00 <RogersRammingJet> who
49:00 <Bastardly_One> oh him
49:00 <RogersRammingJet> whom
49:00 <RogersRammingJet> when?
49:00 <Serenity> #melbourne just hit full spastic mode
49:00 <RogersRammingJet> nano?
49:00 <RogersRammingJet> Serenity just hit puberty,
49:00 <RogersRammingJet> lols
49:00 <RogersRammingJet> *runs away*
49:00 <simba> im wired broi
49:00 <Maurice> Oh burn..
50:00 <RogersRammingJet> im wired broi
50:00 <simba> im wired bro
50:00 <simba> wire me up
50:00 <RogersRammingJet> im gay bro
50:00 <RogersRammingJet> HOOKA NEGROE UP
50:00 <RogersRammingJet> Electro
50:00 <RogersRammingJet> shockanigga
50:00 <nano> simba what we did
51:00 <simba> nano, I don't know ya, but by golly, I sure do hate ya
51:00 <RogersRammingJet> what you did
51:00 <RogersRammingJet> to yourself
51:00 <simba> Boy howdy
51:00 <RogersRammingJet> WAS BWRONG NANO
51:00 <RogersRammingJet> who cuts off their penis
51:00 <RogersRammingJet> its fun to swing around!
51:00 <RogersRammingJet> in circles, nano..
53:00 <Bastardly_One> me irl ... http://i.imgur.com/Wv7JvDS.gif
55:00 <simba> in circles
55:00 <simba> sunny day real estate
55:00 <Serenity> lookat the teeth on that thing lol
56:00 <Fez>     Ii xbobubbbbppbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbobbbbbbbbbbbobbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbobbouboboboibobbbbbbbbo
56:00 <Fez> b
56:00 <Fez> bob
56:00 <Fez> Bobou obobob
56:00 <Fez> Bo
56:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
56:00 <Bastardly_One> how cute is he though?
56:00 <Bastardly_One> release me! I am the night!
57:00 <Bastardly_One> cracks me up
57:00 <nano> who we werre was Maurice Serenity
58:00 <TheRiddler> goodnight
59:00 <Bastardly_One> night
01:00 <nano> who it was
01:00 <nano> was her
01:00 <bill-> im the grand master
01:00 <nano> but maybe him
02:00 <bill-> nano
02:00 <bill-> u rock man
03:00 <simba> i wanna rock (rock)
03:00 <bill-> ROCK MY SOCKS
04:00 <simba> rock dj
04:00 <nano> i cant drink or ill go crazy
04:00 <Bastardly_One> I dont wanna rock DJ
04:00 <Bastardly_One> but you're making it feel so nice
04:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck you now it's in my head
05:00 <simba> FIFA!!!!!!!!!!!!
05:00 <simba> can i kick it (yes u can)
05:00 <bill-> fifa is over
05:00 <simba> fuck yea its over
05:00 <simba> southampton r fucken DED !
06:00 <simba> right over the keepers noggin into the onion bag!!!!!!!!!
06:00 <Bastardly_One> heh
06:00 <Bastardly_One> I've not played for a while
06:00 <Jewel> simba who won fifa
06:00 <simba> me
07:00 <simba> i cant play sober
07:00 <Jewel> lol
07:00 <Bastardly_One> who's your striker/s?
07:00 <Bastardly_One> one of them better be Danny
08:00 <nano> simba goes!
08:00 <simba> stuzza 
08:00 <simba> mandzukic 
08:00 <Bastardly_One> good boy
08:00 <simba> hes still with me its like 2018
08:00 <Bastardly_One> I can't get rid of the vampire
08:00 <Bastardly_One> I want to 
09:00 <Bastardly_One> that's in player though
09:00 <RogersRammingJet> fuck my arse
09:00 <Bastardly_One> not manager
09:00 <RogersRammingJet> simba
09:00 <RogersRammingJet> oi
09:00 <RogersRammingJet> ashlee says she wants to catch up with u
09:00 <RogersRammingJet> ...
09:00 <simba> lol
09:00 <RogersRammingJet> lol
09:00 <RogersRammingJet> well she jusst got back from japan
09:00 <nano> simbad he is
09:00 <RogersRammingJet> so atm
09:00 <simba> tell her im fighting in iraw
10:00 <simba> iraq
10:00 <RogersRammingJet> its jack, ryan, ash me
10:00 <RogersRammingJet> catchin up
10:00 <RogersRammingJet> LOL
10:00 <RogersRammingJet> fuck off
10:00 <RogersRammingJet> swhe likes u man
10:00 <RogersRammingJet> u gotta see her
10:00 <RogersRammingJet> :/
10:00 <RogersRammingJet> *ragequits*
10:00 <simba> stuzza hat trik in teh first half
10:00 <Bastardly_One> WOO!
10:00 <Bastardly_One> love those
11:00 <Bastardly_One> but I play on retared 
11:00 <RogersRammingJet> do i gotta show a recent hot pic of her to convince u
11:00 <Bastardly_One> as you know
11:00 <RogersRammingJet> lols
11:00 <RogersRammingJet> wtf my sp[eed is 6
11:00 <Bastardly_One> what xp do you get for being player of the match?
11:00 <RogersRammingJet> when the fuck adsl2+ kick in
11:00 <Bastardly_One> I think I get something like a shitty 30 or 50
12:00 <RogersRammingJet> ima fuckin rage on telstra later
12:00 <RogersRammingJet> 3 days man
12:00 <RogersRammingJet> okay good
12:00 <Bastardly_One> telstra run out of Melbourne
12:00 <RogersRammingJet> i appreciate a good laugh as much as the next guy.
12:00 <Bastardly_One> PigPond then have to put it through to the right dept
12:00 <RogersRammingJet> ima call soon
13:00 <Bastardly_One> so it's not PigPond's fault
13:00 <RogersRammingJet> FUCK CITY
13:00 <Bastardly_One> it's the next dept
13:00 <RogersRammingJet> population me and fucked
13:00 <RogersRammingJet> lols
13:00 <Bastardly_One> I used to work there ... the shit we copped off cunts like you
13:00 <simba> lol
13:00 <Bastardly_One> they veer from their shit and they get fired
13:00 <Bastardly_One> trying to legit help
13:00 <Bastardly_One> so 
13:00 <bill-> do you call overseas when u call them 
14:00 <Bastardly_One> but yeah someone would of pased it on
14:00 <Bastardly_One> reported it 
14:00 <Bastardly_One> so it's the next dept's fault
14:00 <Bastardly_One> and keep in mind during the day
14:00 <Bastardly_One> those poor cunts are dead new
14:00 <Bastardly_One> it's called 
14:00 <Bastardly_One> the rockpool
15:00 <Bastardly_One> first 3mths you get day shift 
15:00 <nano> b1 = fuckwit
15:00 <simba> lmao at beagle 
15:00 <Bastardly_One> you'd know what a fuckwit was by looking in the mirror right?
15:00 <simba> i love how this whole new laptop saga has been played out through irc
16:00 <simba> now hes saying its terrible
16:00 <bill-> wooooooooo
16:00 <simba> joins #adelaidesa spams a whole page about its problems and leaves
16:00 <simba> hes the best
21:00 <nano> pisss fuck off
24:00 <nano> Serenity
25:00 <RogersRammingJet> fk telstrea
25:00 <RogersRammingJet> aodhaoisd
25:00 <RogersRammingJet> talestree
25:00 <RogersRammingJet> fgts
25:00 <RogersRammingJet> nano
25:00 <RogersRammingJet> I'm going to sedate you
25:00 <RogersRammingJet> lay you down
25:00 <RogersRammingJet> slide pvc pipe into your arse
26:00 <RogersRammingJet> then bree cheese
26:00 <RogersRammingJet> and loose a rat
26:00 <nano> hi RogersRammingJet
26:00 <RogersRammingJet> and if i get bored
26:00 <RogersRammingJet> I'm going to chainsaw you in half.
26:00 <RogersRammingJet> ok
26:00 <RogersRammingJet> if it hurts the rat
26:00 <RogersRammingJet> I'll wear your head on my fucking dick for a week motherfucker!
27:00 <RogersRammingJet> Hi nano
27:00 <nano> RogersRammingJet
29:00 <RogersRammingJet> yes?
30:00 <RogersRammingJet> silence is nice init
30:00 <RogersRammingJet> die nano.
30:00 <bill-> i can hear the birds 
30:00 <bill-> tweep tweep
30:00 <bill-> tac
31:00 <Bastardly_One> hello darkness my old friend
32:00 <RogersRammingJet> ffs
32:00 <bill-> i just got off the fone with bill clinton
32:00 <RogersRammingJet> <32 that b1
32:00 <RogersRammingJet> FUCKING TELSTRA
32:00 <RogersRammingJet> cunt says
32:00 <RogersRammingJet> fkn 2+
32:00 <RogersRammingJet> wasnt ortharaized
32:00 <RogersRammingJet> wtf
32:00 <RogersRammingJet> im goin nuts on em
32:00 <RogersRammingJet> LOLS
34:00 <RogersRammingJet> bitch made motherfucker
35:00 <RogersRammingJet> i just told a guy ill cut his fucking head off
35:00 <RogersRammingJet> transferred.
36:00 <nano> RogersRammingJet
36:00 <nano> fuck off
36:00 <RogersRammingJet> this is fucking nannoying
36:00 <RogersRammingJet> telstra seemn to lose their deal everyutime
36:00 <RogersRammingJet> i ano eat my 7 half inch dick
37:00 <RogersRammingJet> EAT IT MOTHERFUCKER
37:00 <RogersRammingJet> uno u want to hahahahaha
43:00 <Bastardly_One> oh way to go title screen
43:00 <RogersRammingJet> oh ffs
43:00 <RogersRammingJet> b1
43:00 <Bastardly_One> fucking spoiler alert or what?
43:00 <RogersRammingJet> i love azns
43:00 <RogersRammingJet> but rigt now
43:00 <Bastardly_One> cunt of a game just told me something 
43:00 <RogersRammingJet> want to kill them..
43:00 <Bastardly_One> spoilt it 
43:00 <RogersRammingJet> lol
43:00 <RogersRammingJet> telstra man!!
43:00 <Bastardly_One> I can guess part of the story now
44:00 <Bastardly_One> fucking japanese cunts!
44:00 <RogersRammingJet> hahah
44:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm going to square enix offices
44:00 <RogersRammingJet> FILOS bro
44:00 <RogersRammingJet> fikos
44:00 <RogersRammingJet> filo*
44:00 <Bastardly_One> and kick each one of them in the cunts
44:00 <RogersRammingJet> brb
45:00 <simba> chronic the hemphog
47:00 <simba> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tE6AhAhi7-U
48:00 <RogersRammingJet> man
48:00 <RogersRammingJet> simba
48:00 <RogersRammingJet> i sohoulda calld tpg back
48:00 <RogersRammingJet> ffs
49:00 <RogersRammingJet> lol
49:00 <RogersRammingJet> i just was pissed off because the chick said 80
49:00 <RogersRammingJet> n then 180 try take out
49:00 <simba> im blind
51:00 <faux> telstree
51:00 <bill-> so anyway
51:00 <Bastardly_One> shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
51:00 <bill-> you have to unban me
52:00 <Maurice> For some reason I have that old Red Rooster song in my head, about
52:00 <Maurice> 'the chicken is ready'
52:00 <Maurice> For a Sunday night dinner
52:00 <Bastardly_One> thanks
52:00 <bill-> drink some scotch
52:00 <Maurice> I don't even have a Red Rooster close :/
52:00 <Bastardly_One> now I'm more hungrier than I have been for ages
52:00 <RogersRammingJet> k fkn finally
53:00 <Bastardly_One> Mine is forever away
53:00 <RogersRammingJet> i am so gonna go os n fuck this telstra chick
53:00 <RogersRammingJet> just to bleed in her
53:00 <Bastardly_One> you know when you've been sick and suddenly feel better
53:00 <Bastardly_One> and you get really hungry?
53:00 <Bastardly_One> that's me rn
53:00 <RogersRammingJet> you know what its like to couhg up dark blood b1?
53:00 <RogersRammingJet> and shit it?
54:00 <RogersRammingJet> cough*
54:00 <Bastardly_One> can't say I do or plan to
54:00 <RogersRammingJet> and shit it every day..
54:00 <Maurice> Mines 15 mins and in a food court
54:00 <RogersRammingJet> hope u dont
54:00 <RogersRammingJet> :P
54:00 <Bastardly_One> Mine is *thinks* half an hour away
54:00 <Bastardly_One> and small and cramp
54:00 <RogersRammingJet> shit has to save somebody at some point right?
54:00 <Maurice> In my new car it only takes 35 seconds
54:00 <Bastardly_One> not bad though
54:00 <RogersRammingJet> god
54:00 <RogersRammingJet> or some shit
55:00 <RogersRammingJet> hope
55:00 <Bastardly_One> just too far to bother
56:00 <RogersRammingJet> ye
56:00 <RogersRammingJet> LOL
56:00 <Bastardly_One> I hate it when my lighter is right in front of me 
56:00 <nano> Bastardly_One fuck off
56:00 <Bastardly_One> and I spent 10 mins destroying the room looking for it 
57:00 <RogersRammingJet> heh
57:00 <RogersRammingJet> u try
57:00 <RogersRammingJet> cancer
57:00 <RogersRammingJet> cold
57:00 <RogersRammingJet> air
57:00 <RogersRammingJet> not me
57:00 <Bastardly_One> I have totally fucking trashed this room now
57:00 <RogersRammingJet> lower flats
57:00 <RogersRammingJet> just died yesterday
57:00 <RogersRammingJet> brb tellstra bitch back lol
58:00 <Bastardly_One> hmmmmm
59:00 <Bastardly_One> I feel like chips and fish cakes
59:00 <British^Meat> yes, missing lighters are a tad annoying
59:00 <Bastardly_One> wonder if I have any fish cakes?
59:00 <Bastardly_One> like it was in front of my face
59:00 <British^Meat> i keep miune outside, and it sux so much when it dissapears
59:00 <British^Meat> coz i rarely keep more than 1
59:00 <Bastardly_One> now I have to spend forever cleaning this room up again
59:00 <British^Meat> they go, just like sox
59:00 <Bastardly_One> they do 
00:00 <Bastardly_One> there must be this vortex full of half empty lighters and socks
00:00 <nano> time to fuck off
00:00 <British^Meat> see ya weird guy
00:00 <bill-> rofl
00:00 <simba> i always keep more than 1 cos i know how bad that is
00:00 <simba> even got matches
01:00 <British^Meat> our last house sucked, we only had an electric stove
01:00 <bill-> there must be somewhere they all go
01:00 <British^Meat> took ages trying to light from that
01:00 <nano> i have an arabian dildo
01:00 <Bastardly_One> I try to have 2 because they always run out when you least expect
01:00 <bill-> maybe you should turn your gas off
01:00 <Bastardly_One> but I dont at the moment
01:00 <simba> they go inside peoples asses
01:00 <bill-> no they dont
01:00 <simba> Yes they do.
01:00 <RogersRammingJet> fonna 
01:00 <RogersRammingJet> fucikin
01:00 <RogersRammingJet> if this shit
01:00 <RogersRammingJet> 500gig
02:00 <Bastardly_One> calm down lady!
02:00 <RogersRammingJet> isnt done by tomoz
02:00 <RogersRammingJet> ima shit bricks
02:00 <Jewel> lol
02:00 <RogersRammingJet> adsl2+
02:00 <Bastardly_One> shitting bricks mean being scared
02:00 <RogersRammingJet> im told oh no no mister chinga chang chang I LOVE THE CHANG chong chong
02:00 <RogersRammingJet> nono sir
02:00 <RogersRammingJet> wasnt done
02:00 <RogersRammingJet> like wtf
02:00 <RogersRammingJet> fkn
02:00 <RogersRammingJet> so
03:00 <British^Meat> how are you not chad?
03:00 <RogersRammingJet> 500 now apparently adsl2+
03:00 <simba> u probably imagined signing up for new net but didnt now theyre like who is this guy
03:00 <RogersRammingJet> because chad
03:00 <RogersRammingJet> is a drunkard
03:00 <nano> RogersRammingJet a fuck
03:00 <Bastardly_One> I bet 
03:00 <RogersRammingJet> i am pissed off b1
03:00 <RogersRammingJet> for being fucked over bvy telstra
03:00 <Bastardly_One> I've never known an order not to go through
03:00 <RogersRammingJet> and simba
03:00 <nano> no life nothing, complete loser
03:00 <RogersRammingJet> go fuck urself with ur tpg shit
03:00 <nano> fucked over by telstra like a true dog
04:00 <RogersRammingJet> u live with ur fucken parents dude
04:00 <simba> ?
04:00 <bill-> lol?
04:00 <Bastardly_One> dafaq?
04:00 <simba> what tpg shit
04:00 <British^Meat> its just the booze talkin
04:00 <bill-> dog
04:00 <RogersRammingJet> so you dont understand the value of MONEY
04:00 <simba> arent you trying to sign up with them now
04:00 <simba> and you do
04:00 <RogersRammingJet> tpg fucked me around
04:00 <simba> lol
04:00 <simba> broke ass 34 year old
04:00 <RogersRammingJet> I fucking told you that
04:00 <RogersRammingJet> I'm thirty-two
04:00 <RogersRammingJet> and rich
05:00 <RogersRammingJet> so nice one Jono.
05:00 <simba> rich in lies
05:00 <Bastardly_One> I thought it was 33
05:00 <Bastardly_One> oops
05:00 <nano> u dont do that
05:00 <nano> simba fuck off
05:00 <British^Meat> yer how come u dont have super internet?
05:00 <RogersRammingJet> rich is as in dad died n i got his cash
05:00 <British^Meat> arent u rich
05:00 <RogersRammingJet> ahehehehe
05:00 <RogersRammingJet> fkn little faggot jono
05:00 <Bastardly_One> then how come no nbn?
05:00 <Jewel> is f off the only thing nano knows
05:00 <RogersRammingJet> there isnt nbn in adelaide
05:00 <Bastardly_One> yes Jewel
05:00 <nano> hopwood
05:00 <Bastardly_One> oh
05:00 <RogersRammingJet> b1 u would love chattin to my neigbour
05:00 <Bastardly_One> fair enough
05:00 <nano> thats who i am
06:00 <Jewel> weird
06:00 <Bastardly_One> I doubt it
06:00 <Bastardly_One> I hate everyone
06:00 <RogersRammingJet> jono eat out my are and dont troll me bro
06:00 <Jewel> lol
06:00 <British^Meat> so chad
06:00 <RogersRammingJet> Jennilo
06:00 <British^Meat> such drunk
06:00 <RogersRammingJet> omg
06:00 <nano> fuck off idiot
06:00 <nano> British^Meat fuckwit
06:00 <RogersRammingJet> chad
06:00 <Jewel> there he goes
06:00 <RogersRammingJet> CHAD
06:00 <bill-> blash blah blah
06:00 <RogersRammingJet> DIE IN HELL!
06:00 <simba> ill troll u if i want
07:00 <RogersRammingJet> DIE IN HELL!
07:00 <bill-> im famous
07:00 <RogersRammingJet> i cant stop u J baby
07:00 <Bastardly_One> oh shit just got real
07:00 <Bastardly_One> it was in bold
07:00 <RogersRammingJet> i just
07:00 <British^Meat> like his head
07:00 <RogersRammingJet> remember a time
07:00 <nano> chad fuck off beehhh
07:00 <RogersRammingJet> when shit was cool
07:00 <Jewel> lol Bastardly_One
07:00 <nano> anal tranny
07:00 <RogersRammingJet> i prefer that
07:00 <RogersRammingJet> to some gay shit
07:00 <RogersRammingJet> tbh
07:00 <British^Meat> stop reminiscing rummy
08:00 <British^Meat> u should really keep logs, so how much crud u type
08:00 <RogersRammingJet> rummy
08:00 <RogersRammingJet> ur one to talk Mayal
08:00 <British^Meat> i can explain how to enable them if you want, dont worry about your crappy lappy not having enough room
08:00 <RogersRammingJet> i do log
08:00 <British^Meat> takes up 0 space, honest
08:00 <Maurice> The top of my foot is so itchy I want to rip my foot off
08:00 <RogersRammingJet> i just told you i didnt log
08:00 <RogersRammingJet> and i could post u all ur bullshit
08:00 <RogersRammingJet> if u liked
08:00 <RogersRammingJet> but
08:00 <British^Meat> i like
08:00 <British^Meat> do it
08:00 <Jewel> rub some paw paw cream
08:00 <Jewel> on it
09:00 <RogersRammingJet> ur a nood and it's ur first time so ur a fucking loser.
09:00 <RogersRammingJet> British^Meat
09:00 <RogersRammingJet> says
09:00 <simba> Jewel and Maurice should rub paw paw cream on each other
09:00 <Jewel> lol
09:00 <Maurice> Gross
09:00 <Maurice> I have taste
09:00 <Jewel> i dont think she would let me
09:00 <Jewel> see
09:00 <RogersRammingJet> i give himn shit way back when so will give me bla bla shit frevaz
09:00 <simba> you dont have to taste it
09:00 <RogersRammingJet> dude
09:00 <simba> just rub it on her
09:00 <Jewel> i think she meant me
09:00 <RogersRammingJet> i played the fuck out of u
09:00 <RogersRammingJet> every time
09:00 <RogersRammingJet> and i told u in here
09:00 <simba> i no
09:00 <Maurice> Not much, but some
09:00 <RogersRammingJet> only reason you brougt it up
09:00 <nano> Maurice where she goes
09:00 <Jewel> oh ok
09:00 <RogersRammingJet> brought*
10:00 <bill-> go to the fridge
10:00 <Maurice> What
10:00 <bill-> get a can of jack daniels
10:00 <Jewel> my bad
10:00 <RogersRammingJet> so cry on British^Meat
10:00 <RogersRammingJet> idc
10:00 <simba> josh
10:00 <Jewel> ill rub your foot with it Maurice
10:00 <RogersRammingJet> i dont know u man
10:00 <simba> i think he stopped reading
10:00 <simba> lol
10:00 <simba> youre being like chad
10:00 <simba> type everything on one line, itll be easier to read
10:00 <RogersRammingJet> jono stfu for once.
10:00 <simba> even though you think dominating the channel with small lines is better it actually isnt
10:00 <RogersRammingJet> talk like a girl man.
10:00 <RogersRammingJet> fkn gay.
10:00 <simba> just being a helping hand mate
10:00 <bill-> u fucken dog mate
10:00 <simba> nobody has read your little story its lost in text
10:00 <RogersRammingJet> go Dance with Pigeons jono
11:00 <simba> if it was one paragraph we could read it
11:00 <RogersRammingJet> so why r u typin
11:00 <RogersRammingJet> help urself man
11:00 <simba> to help a struggling irc user
11:00 <RogersRammingJet> mr pretends to have a gf and friends
11:00 <Bastardly_One> oh, is this about simba feeding a pigeon at his house now?
11:00 <Bastardly_One> so what?
11:00 <simba> lol
11:00 <Jewel> lol
11:00 <Bastardly_One> that's nothing to bag
11:00 <RogersRammingJet> jono
11:00 <RogersRammingJet> baby
11:00 <Bastardly_One> that's ... cool
11:00 <RogersRammingJet> weed fiend
11:00 <RogersRammingJet> u fucked
12:00 <RogersRammingJet> how many hookers at my house?
12:00 <RogersRammingJet> QUESTION TIME
12:00 <simba> ummm
12:00 <simba> ther was ur mom,
12:00 <simba> ur granma
12:00 <RogersRammingJet> oh
12:00 <RogersRammingJet> rly
12:00 <simba> picards mom
12:00 <simba> british meat
12:00 <RogersRammingJet> not from the brothel up the road
12:00 <nano> to become Serenity or simba thats what we did
12:00 <RogersRammingJet> u paying
12:00 <simba> how many hookers have you banged in your life
12:00 <RogersRammingJet> n askin me to pay
12:00 <RogersRammingJet> so it was every time
12:00 <RogersRammingJet> u then me
13:00 <simba> huh
13:00 <bill-> none?
13:00 <RogersRammingJet> n u fucked the dirtiest bitches in my room
13:00 <Jewel> i feel sorry for them
13:00 <RogersRammingJet> and i never fucked one of the girls bro
13:00 <RogersRammingJet> keep denying it simba
13:00 <RogersRammingJet> JONO
13:00 <RogersRammingJet> when i smash u irl
13:00 <Jewel> wb
13:00 <RogersRammingJet> ur gonna remember
13:00 <Jewel> or
13:00 <Jewel> is that not u
13:00 <simbaa> RofLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL @ Jono
13:00 <Jewel> lol
13:00 <RogersRammingJet> all the money you OWE me
13:00 <simba> lol
13:00 <Bastardly_One> what?
13:00 <Jewel> oops
13:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm saving this 
13:00 <simba> he already did this in pm before
13:00 <RogersRammingJet> no
14:00 <Bastardly_One> no wonder he wants to leave Adelaide and come to Melbourne
14:00 <Maurice> God, simba is such a sex god
14:00 <Jewel> YAY
14:00 <Bastardly_One> made such a mess for himself in that city
14:00 <Bastardly_One> he needs to run away
14:00 <faux> RofLLLLLLLLLLL @ jono
14:00 <simba> lol
14:00 <Jewel> finally peace and quiet
14:00 <simba-> RofLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL @ Jono
15:00 <Bastardly_One> he's really lost it 
15:00 <faux> lol
15:00 <faux> who is that 
15:00 <Bastardly_One> I mean more than usual
15:00 <Jewel> its scary Bastardly_One
15:00 <simba> RofLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL @ Jono
15:00 <simba> that 1 is persistant
15:00 <faux> lmao
15:00 <Bastardly_One> I can't show you but I showed simba
15:00 <Bastardly_One> and simba and I were like ... DAFAQ?
15:00 <simba`> RofLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL @ Jono
15:00 <simba> he mentioned the 70 bucks for the basketball before 
15:00 <simba> lol
15:00 <Bastardly_One> hang on 
15:00 <faux> Agaib
15:00 <Bastardly_One> simba
15:00 <faux> Again*
15:00 <faux> Jesus 
15:00 <Bastardly_One> simba if this bans me 
15:00 <Bastardly_One> can you lift?
16:00 <Bastardly_One> no you can't
16:00 <Bastardly_One> lemme see
16:00 <Bastardly_One> [22:02] <PandasDontDrive> oh and
16:00 <Bastardly_One> [22:02] <PandasDontDrive> ill give u a secret
16:00 <Bastardly_One> [22:02] <PandasDontDrive> about me
16:00 <Bastardly_One> [22:02] <PandasDontDrive> hold it against me
16:00 <Bastardly_One> [22:02] <PandasDontDrive> or just uno
16:00 <Bastardly_One> [22:02] <PandasDontDrive> I'm bi irl
16:00 <Bastardly_One> [22:02] <PandasDontDrive> :P
16:00 <Bastardly_One> [22:02] <PandasDontDrive> so yer i do fuck dudes
16:00 <faux> And stay out
16:00 <simba> I'm bi irl
16:00 <simba> - panda
16:00 <faux> lmao
16:00 <Maurice> Fucking uno
16:00 <simba`> LOL
16:00 <Maurice> MAKE SENSE
16:00 <Jewel> lol
16:00 <simba`> <PandasDontDrive> so yer i do fuck dudes <- FAGGOT
16:00 <Jewel> wb
16:00 <Bastardly_One> I mean DAFAQ?
17:00 <Bastardly_One> that was out of nowhere that pm
17:00 <simba> so yer i do fuck dudes
17:00 <simba`> he fucks camels dicks?
17:00 <nano> hopwood is a gronk
18:00 <Bastardly_One> My point is 
18:00 <Bastardly_One> he's really fried today
18:00 <Bastardly_One> more than usual
18:00 <faux> He obviously gets a gay vibe from you 
18:00 <simba`> b1 has the gay look
18:00 <faux> lol
18:00 <Jewel> hes probably depressed no one remembered his bday
18:00 <nano> pandas is piece of shit
19:00 <Jewel> and its made him become psycho
19:00 <Bastardly_One> he doesn't need that reason
19:00 <Bastardly_One> he goes like this episodic
19:00 <nano> hopwood
19:00 <nano> thats who we are!
19:00 <Jewel> ive never seen it this bad
19:00 <simba`> JenniLo
19:00 <Bastardly_One> this is an episode
19:00 <Jewel> where
20:00 <Bastardly_One> say tomorrow
20:00 <Jewel> its very bad Bastardly_One
20:00 <Bastardly_One> or whenever he sleeps
20:00 <Bastardly_One> he'll come back in and be best friends with everyone
20:00 <Bastardly_One> totally deny this has happened
20:00 <Jewel> sociopath
20:00 <Bastardly_One> a couple of weeks ago he was gonna kill himself on simba
20:00 <Bastardly_One> you get used to it 
20:00 <Bastardly_One> the psycho who cried wolf
20:00 <nano> who needs to piss off is 3 ppl here right now
21:00 <Jewel> yeah
21:00 <Sponge> Jewel are you a beautiful teengirl?
21:00 <nano> Bastardly_One, Jewel and British^Meat
21:00 <Jewel> nano how about you leave
21:00 <Jewel> Sponge no
21:00 <Jewel> are you?
21:00 <nano> Jewel is an attractive trans
22:00 <Bastardly_One> you're on a roll this morning
22:00 <Bastardly_One> crispy are you?
22:00 <Bastardly_One> you're less tolerant when crispy
22:00 <Jewel> hehe
23:00 <Bastardly_One> god
23:00 <Bastardly_One> they're both in another channel
23:00 <Bastardly_One> with excessive
24:00 <Jewel> is it out of hand
24:00 <simba> cripsy
24:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh they seem silent 
25:00 <Bastardly_One> still ... it's unnerving
25:00 <Jewel> lol
25:00 <Bastardly_One> crispy is a cool chatter btw
25:00 <Jewel> then pray they stay silent
25:00 <Bastardly_One> when he's about
26:00 <simba> How many semihemidemisemiquavers are there in a breve
26:00 <simba> WTF
26:00 <Jewel> eh
28:00 <simba> the answer was two hundred and fifty six
28:00 <simba> i have no idea what field thats in
28:00 <simba> music ?
28:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
28:00 <Bastardly_One> click this
28:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.clickhole.com/blogpost/ive-proved-myself-artist-so-now-im-going-be-forkli-716
28:00 <Bastardly_One> Kayne West
31:00 <simba> i laughed at the title
31:00 <British^Meat> there ya go B1, i only said about 10 lines and he got himself booted
31:00 <simba> time to plau the game
31:00 <simba> its all about the game
31:00 <simba> and howu play it
32:00 <xm> im bi in rl
32:00 <xm> what i love about that verse
32:00 <xm> is that it's great poetry
32:00 <xm> 2 letters each
32:00 <Bastardly_One> do what British^Meat?
32:00 <xm> is this his new form?
32:00 <Bastardly_One> lol xm
32:00 <xm> like panda-haiku
32:00 <Bastardly_One> yes
32:00 <simba> im bi irl
33:00 <xm> im bi rn
33:00 <simba> so yer i fuck dudes
33:00 <xm> hi im bi
33:00 <xm> so bi rn
34:00 <Bastardly_One> i no bi i fry
34:00 <simba> i so bi
34:00 <British^Meat> muttered a few lines and enflamed a pandademic Bastardly_One
35:00 <British^Meat> dude was so smashed, for the best
35:00 <Bastardly_One> ooooooooooooooooh got ya
35:00 <Bastardly_One> he's around
35:00 <Bastardly_One> in australia
35:00 <Jewel> dont hold it against him
35:00 <Jewel> or do
35:00 <screwss> Jewel of the nile
36:00 <Bastardly_One> with excessive and nano
36:00 <Bastardly_One> winner central
36:00 <Bastardly_One> oh great
36:00 <simba> ok
36:00 <Bastardly_One> speaing of winners
36:00 <British^Meat> hah ecessive, that guy got so broken
36:00 <Bastardly_One> *speaking
36:00 <simba> that dickhead reckons hes on a week long birthday bender where he can just be a genuine psychopath thru the internet so im gonna do 2 100 hour bans
36:00 <Bastardly_One> well, go in if you want but be careful
37:00 <Jewel> yes...
37:00 <[Maverick]> screwss the jew of denial!!! 
37:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
37:00 <Jewel> yay
38:00 <[Maverick]> you miserable little cocksucker. 
38:00 <[Maverick]> hows ya dads basement going? 
38:00 <Jewel> a birthday bender on irc..........so sad
38:00 <Jewel> if hes talking the way hes going to murder people thats scary
39:00 <[Maverick]> he doesn't have the stones. 
39:00 <simba> lol
39:00 <Bastardly_One> put it this way Jewel
39:00 <simba> hes the type that would try and go out with a bang
39:00 <simba> taking out as many others as possible
39:00 <simba`> I LOVE YOU SIMBA
39:00 <Bastardly_One> seems like his mouth has gotten him into so much trouble in adelaide
39:00 <simba`> MR GRASS HOPPER
40:00 <Bastardly_One> he's been talking all day about going to Melbourne
40:00 <simba> simba` can u use another nick m8
40:00 <simba> wtf
40:00 <screwss> oh haha [Maverick] you were talking to me
40:00 <simba> lol
40:00 <simba> why did that happen
40:00 <screwss> i actually thought that one liner was okay
40:00 <abmis> LoL
41:00 <screwss> [Maverick]: milk carton was empty this morning?
41:00 <abmis> you placed a ban
41:00 <Jewel> aw no he would ruin melbourne 
41:00 <simba> not on abmis tho
41:00 <simba> nor on simba` 
41:00 <simba> just the other 1s
41:00 <simba> murder jah
42:00 <screwss> 02:38	[Maverick]	you miserable little cocksucker. 
42:00 <screwss> wow theres some real passion behind that
42:00 <screwss> hows the divorce going btw
42:00 <screwss> oh oops..
42:00 <[Maverick]> Yeah, sorry to say.. your mum and I didn't work out... I got too fat from all the cookies she gave me each time I fucked her. 
43:00 <Jewel> lol
44:00 <screwss> and then
46:00 <Bastardly_One> I wonder if that was the old fyrestorm from perth
47:00 <Jewel> could be
48:00 <simba> buy me bonestorm or go to hell 
48:00 <screwss> [Maverick] where did you go
48:00 <Jewel> reconciling with your mother?
48:00 <screwss> you have ops why not just ban me
49:00 <abmis> no it isnt
49:00 <abmis> hes a paki
49:00 <screwss> your right
49:00 <abmis> fyrestorm
49:00 <screwss> im a black pakistani jew
50:00 <screwss> in a wheelchair
50:00 <screwss> with autism
50:00 <Jewel> ill ban you
50:00 <screwss> be my guest
50:00 <Jewel> why dont you just leave gracefully
50:00 <screwss> cause i kinda like it in here
50:00 <Jewel> ok then stay
51:00 <screwss> Jewel: do you even own any real jewels
51:00 <simba> 4:1)
51:00 <Jewel> yes i do actually
51:00 <Jewel> simba has evil eyessss
51:00 <screwss> what happened to being nice to one another
52:00 <[Maverick]> she owns a nice pearl necklace ;) 
52:00 <screwss> this isnt #germany
52:00 <Jewel> ha ha Maverick
52:00 <[Maverick]> of course it isn't you fuckwit.
53:00 <screwss> hes breathing fire now
53:00 <simba> ??
53:00 <screwss> alright bitchtits.. why dont you go sit in the corner until your horse tranquillizer kicks in
53:00 <[Maverick]> I see your ?? and raise you ????? 
54:00 <simba> ¿
54:00 <[Maverick]> well your mum said I was like a horse.. so I suppose a horse tranq is  apt ;) 
55:00 <screwss> .gifs animate inline on fb msg's now cool
55:00 <Jewel> LOL
55:00 <screwss> LOL so juvenile its almost funny
55:00 <screwss> you wouldnt think you were talking to an adult
55:00 <Jewel> must there always be arguing here
56:00 <screwss> absolutely, [Maverick] is still feeling a lot of pain from the way his parents and high school peers treated him
56:00 <simba> idk what is even happening
56:00 <simba> im sure i dont have anyone on ignore
56:00 <Jewel> well we all have issues
56:00 <simba> raise ur dongers!!!!!!!!
56:00 <Jewel> well nothing bad simba
56:00 <[Maverick]> pain? what pain? 
57:00 <screwss> oh youre on pcp atm now
57:00 <screwss> my correction
57:00 <screwss> simba: the twin towers came down because of immense downward pressure
57:00 <bill-> owned cunt
57:00 <[Maverick]> pcp? 
57:00 <[Maverick]> fo serial? 
57:00 <[Maverick]> ffs 
57:00 <screwss> pcp = magic mushrooms
58:00 <[Maverick]> no.
58:00 <[Maverick]> no its not 
58:00 <screwss> in powder form
58:00 <bill-> owned cunt
58:00 <Bastardly_One> no
58:00 <screwss> lol
58:00 <screwss> this is futile
58:00 <screwss> you wil mav. feel bit better about ur self esteem now
58:00 <Bastardly_One> no, you're wrong
58:00 <[Maverick]> magic mushrooms are psycibilin (sp?) 
58:00 <screwss> win*
58:00 <Bastardly_One> yep
58:00 <[Maverick]> and pcp is totally different. 
59:00 <slinky_J> screwss ur back
59:00 <Bastardly_One> obilin I think
59:00 <slinky_J> in fag form?
59:00 <screwss> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phencyclidine
59:00 <Bastardly_One> that is not the same shit
59:00 <screwss> guess whos back
59:00 <Bastardly_One> I've had angel dust in the US
00:00 <Bastardly_One> evil shit 
00:00 <Bastardly_One> aka PCP
00:00 <Bastardly_One> nothing like mushrooms twat
00:00 <[Maverick]> umm screwss.. where does it say magic mushrooms? 
00:00 <simba> i like PMP
00:00 <simba> post man pat
00:00 <simba> old kids tv show
00:00 <screwss> well its whatever that drug is that makes you feel no pain and like your invinsible and theres stories of cops breaking guys arms and they are still going
00:00 <[Maverick]> BATHHHH SALTS! 
00:00 <slinky_J> hahahahahahahahaha
00:00 <[Maverick]> haha 
00:00 <Jewel> that guy is back
00:00 <xm> hi im bi rl rn ok ty ha 
00:00 <screwss> did i say pcp i meant sp it was a typo
00:00 <slinky_J> ssomebody got balls
00:00 <Jewel> lol
01:00 <slinky_J> call shit out
01:00 <slinky_J> fucking suck ups like simba
01:00 <screwss> [Maverick]: well, you're really fat
01:00 <simba> ¿
02:00 <[Maverick]> am I? 
02:00 <[Maverick]> cheers for the update chump. 
02:00 <simba> screwss are u into hard drugs now
03:00 <[Maverick]> I think he is projecting tbh 
03:00 <screwss> simba: yeh
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> now we get into it simba
04:00 <screwss> 02:38	[Maverick]	you miserable little cocksucker. 
04:00 <screwss> whos projecting
04:00 <screwss> 02:37	[Maverick]	screwss the jew of denial!!! 
04:00 <screwss> 02:38	[Maverick]	hows ya dads basement going? 
05:00 <PandasDontDrive> so
05:00 <screwss> btw what did you mean by that person doesnt have the stones to comit murder
05:00 <PandasDontDrive> brothel still open
05:00 <PandasDontDrive> get a root
05:00 <[Maverick]> just fucking drop it panda/ 
05:00 <screwss> bahaha
05:00 <screwss> 03:04		*** abmis quit (Quit: screwss is a faggot and ban evading)
05:00 <PandasDontDrive> mav what?
05:00 <screwss> who the hell is this 
05:00 <Jewel> why dont u just ban him in channel so he cant talk
06:00 <Jewel> that will hurt 
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> jajaajaja
06:00 <Q{> can i interrupt u guy for a moment to contemplate this
06:00 <screwss> [Maverick]: ive met a lot of posers in my time but you are a truly spine chillingly evil person & my hats off to you
06:00 <Q{> https://i.imgur.com/cv0naiB.jpg
06:00 <Jewel> screwss ur secret admirer
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> jENNILO
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> go roll over
06:00 <screwss> Q{: thank you that was a relief
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> for the first time
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> u fat bitch
06:00 <screwss> a sight for sore eyes reading mavs shit all the time
06:00 <[Maverick]> awww
06:00 <Jewel> shut up psycho
07:00 <[Maverick]> tissue? 
07:00 <PandasDontDrive> Mav
07:00 <PandasDontDrive> y dod i say that dude?
07:00 <screwss> was that brothel meant for [Maverick] and Jewel ?
07:00 <PandasDontDrive> the simba thing?
07:00 <Q{> jewel is hotter than that girl
07:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
07:00 <PandasDontDrive> dude shouldnt have ops
07:00 <[Maverick]> yah... the simba thing 
07:00 <PandasDontDrive> je je
07:00 <Q{> but jewel doesnt put out
07:00 <PandasDontDrive> oh oh i cry
07:00 <PandasDontDrive> dont matter
08:00 <Jewel> no i dont Q
08:00 <PandasDontDrive> Jono is a cutie.
08:00 <fawks> agreed
08:00 <screwss> Q{: that girl looks photoshopped
08:00 <simba> but u got me ops remember
08:00 <simba> lol
08:00 <PandasDontDrive> no
08:00 <PandasDontDrive> i suggested
09:00 <Bastardly_One> you were raging one night in here 
09:00 <Bastardly_One> don't make me find it 
09:00 <simba> u got me ops bro
09:00 <Bastardly_One> I got you ops!
09:00 <PandasDontDrive> had no part in it
09:00 <simba> u said u did
09:00 <British^Meat> lol, this guy
09:00 <PandasDontDrive> i regret it now
09:00 <PandasDontDrive> I wish b1
09:00 <Bastardly_One> you actually said it 
09:00 <PandasDontDrive> was full op
09:00 <simba> u said u wanted me to be the one who would ban you during your episodes because i know you best
09:00 <PandasDontDrive> ur a shit kicker jono
09:00 <PandasDontDrive> fired from ur job
09:00 <PandasDontDrive> etc.
09:00 <PandasDontDrive> a fucking loser
09:00 <simba> !!!!
10:00 <simba> ive never been fired why would u make that up 
10:00 <PandasDontDrive> what ever you say Jono 
10:00 <PandasDontDrive> y not
10:00 <PandasDontDrive> make it face to face irl
10:00 <PandasDontDrive> not irc
10:00 <simba> is this part of the movie
10:00 <simba> lol
10:00 <PandasDontDrive> ur movie?
10:00 <PandasDontDrive> u have issues with me
11:00 <PandasDontDrive> so lets sort it
11:00 <British^Meat> wants 2 fite u :)
11:00 <Bastardly_One> fast forward to ban lifting
11:00 <Bastardly_One> COME ON CUNT!
11:00 <British^Meat> and me, and chad and ben and koRaX
11:00 <Bastardly_One> go ya!
12:00 <simba> fight u irl bro
12:00 <simba> i wonder if he still wants a bag 
12:00 <simba> HHHHHHHH
12:00 <fawks> why dont you guys just meet him and kick his head in already
12:00 <Bastardly_One> I think Korax made up with him
12:00 <Bastardly_One> the other night
12:00 <simba> lol
13:00 <simba> imagine if we staged this giant xbox tourney in melbourne and everyone went just to beat josh to death
13:00 <fawks> lol
13:00 <simba> ok maybe not to death
13:00 <simba> to unexcitement
13:00 <fawks> 2 far m8
13:00 <simba> to turbulence levels of worry
13:00 <Bastardly_One> that's where he plans to run to 
14:00 <Bastardly_One> been going on about it all day
14:00 <Bastardly_One> he must act like this irl
14:00 <fawks> he was actually talking about moving to whales
14:00 <simba> he would get bashed quickly on elizabeth st
14:00 <Bastardly_One> oh to you?
14:00 <Bastardly_One> to me it was Melbourne
14:00 <simba> whales
14:00 <simba> lol
14:00 <Bastardly_One> all day in pm
14:00 <fawks> he said he was crying
14:00 <fawks> no in here
14:00 <fawks> you were here.
14:00 <Bastardly_One> what time?
15:00 <fawks> this morning
15:00 <Bastardly_One> I switched off after a few hours
15:00 <fawks> you were speaking
15:00 <Bastardly_One> I probably saw it but it went in one eye and out the other
15:00 <Bastardly_One> to him?
15:00 <Bastardly_One> I believe ya 
15:00 <fawks> one eye
15:00 <simba> olol
16:00 <Bastardly_One> well it cant be in one ear out the other can it?
16:00 <Bastardly_One> I was trying to be slightly amusing
16:00 <simba> amasing 
16:00 <Bastardly_One> and failed as usual
16:00 <fawks> try harder
16:00 <simba> in one butt and out the other ¿
16:00 <Bastardly_One> Oh one sec
16:00 <Bastardly_One> I have to show ya what I showed simba
16:00 <Bastardly_One> totally DAFAQ?
17:00 <simba> NASDAQ
17:00 <Bastardly_One> nm
17:00 <Bastardly_One> I cut and pasted it in here 
17:00 <Bastardly_One> ffs
18:00 <Bastardly_One> totally NASDAQ
18:00 <fawks> youre such a teenage girl b1 lol
18:00 <simba> emma like totally
18:00 <fawks> gossip queen
18:00 <simba> lol
19:00 <simba> hes bi tho
19:00 <simba> or wants to be
19:00 <Bastardly_One> oh come on 
19:00 <fawks> he always makes gay jokes in here
19:00 <Bastardly_One> hang on
19:00 <fawks> its funny but not surprising
19:00 <fawks> lol
19:00 <Bastardly_One> should I show her the op bit?
19:00 <Bastardly_One> simba
19:00 <Bastardly_One> ?
19:00 <[Maverick]> no don't b1 
19:00 <fawks> simba give him approval quick, he cannot make his own decisions
19:00 <simba> show fawks ur bits
19:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
19:00 <fawks> pls dont
19:00 <[Maverick]> you don't like people talking shit about you 
20:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah true Mav
20:00 <[Maverick]> and playing chinese whispers 
20:00 <fawks> we do it anyway thought darcy
20:00 <[Maverick]> so shut the fuck up fossil 
20:00 <fawks> -t
20:00 <Bastardly_One> true
20:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck you 
20:00 <fawks> except i say it all to him anyway
20:00 <simba> u should delete the lines to put them all in one paragraph for the long pastes though
20:00 <fawks> thats the difference
20:00 <Bastardly_One> you're as bad as Serenity spoiling my fun with a conscious
20:00 <fawks> b1 just likes to bitch in private
20:00 <fawks> hence teenage girl
21:00 <Bastardly_One> midget ... just 
21:00 <Bastardly_One> I dunno but 
21:00 <Bastardly_One> just ...
21:00 <simba> Stop right now
21:00 <Bastardly_One> sometimes I wanna throttle you and other times I can't help but laugh
21:00 <simba> Thankyou very much
21:00 <fawks> tEEn QueEn GoSsiP MaChINe
21:00 <simba> I need _________
22:00 <fawks> Sum Buddy with a HUman tuch
22:00 <simba> sTuzZa
22:00 <[Maverick]> hehehe 
22:00 <Bastardly_One> why isn't he automatically a choice in your side?
22:00 <Bastardly_One> the man is a champion
22:00 <simba> what do you mean 
22:00 <simba> he is !!!!!!!!!!!!!
23:00 <simba> he is 87 mandy is 85
23:00 <simba> and also 32 years old
23:00 <simba> so hes amasing back up
23:00 <simba> stuzza starts up top alone
23:00 <simba> 4-2-3-1
24:00 <simba> niggas everywhere behind him 
24:00 <Bastardly_One> not a bad combo
24:00 <Bastardly_One> I like 4 3 2
24:00 <simba> 1?
24:00 <Bastardly_One> hang on thats nine
24:00 <Bastardly_One> two strikers anyway
24:00 <Bastardly_One> I pass shit
25:00 <simba> 4 4 2
25:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah 
25:00 <simba> papa dont preach im in trouble
25:00 <Bastardly_One> face palm etc
25:00 <Bastardly_One> deep?
25:00 <Bastardly_One> did you make up your mind to keep the baby?
26:00 <simba> yes
26:00 <Bastardly_One> good for you girl!
26:00 <simba> 0,4 LIVERPOOL 4,0 LIVERPOOL
27:00 <fawks> my friend thought it was im in turtle creek
27:00 <fawks> .
27:00 <simba> 4,0 LIVERPOOL 0,4 LIVERPOOL
27:00 <simba> lol
27:00 <simba> omg
27:00 <Bastardly_One> what?
27:00 <simba> ffff
27:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
27:00 <fawks> she was full singing it one day and im like lol what
28:00 <fawks> Konnection terminated!
28:00 <simba> papa dont preach im a turtle beak
28:00 <Jewel> lol
30:00 <Bastardly_One> once I've seen this I can't think of the lyrics any other way
30:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y1ePVGmP3ek
30:00 <fawks> whatsa matt|a you heeeeey
30:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: |RSMV| - Safety Dance - Literal Version ( Oct 28, 2010) 2:47 - Category: Music - 41,219 - 137 likes (86.7%), 21 dislikes (13.3%)
31:00 <Bastardly_One> thats a shit version 
31:00 <Bastardly_One> this is alright
31:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fsgWUq0fdKk
31:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Total Eclipse of the Heart Literal Video Version ( Sep 1, 2013) 5:34 - Category: Comedy - 756,517 - 4,439 likes (98.1%), 88 dislikes (1.9%)
32:00 <Bastardly_One> I don't think ^matty^ has checked his irc for years
32:00 <Bastardly_One> I see him elsewhere occassionally
33:00 <bill-> nano, aren't you banned ?
33:00 <nano> wroll
34:00 <fawks> lol@ hes alright
35:00 <fawks> i was singing you gigantic dork
35:00 <fawks> wrong channel feck
36:00 <nano> fuck up fawks
36:00 <fawks> fuck up fawks
38:00 <nano> piss of racoon
39:00 <Jewel> lol
45:00 <bill-> ashed in my drink
47:00 <BlackDevil> Six years before Saul Goodman meets Walter White. We meet him when the man who will become Saul Goodman is known as Jimmy McGill, a small-time lawyer searching for his destiny, and, more immediately, hustling to make ends meet. Working alongside, and, often, against Jimmy, is "fixer" Mike Erhmantraut. The series will track Jimmy's transformation into Saul Goodman, the man who puts "criminal" 
47:00 <BlackDevil> in "criminal lawyer".
47:00 <[Maverick]> I'mmmm a lawyer
48:00 <[Maverick]> TMZ (c)
48:00 <bill-> obviously havent even seen the series
48:00 <BlackDevil> thats not from tmz
49:00 <BlackDevil> tv show called 'Better Call Saul'
49:00 <bill-> ahh
49:00 <[Maverick]> Yeah, but I was quoting what he says at the end of TMZ. 
49:00 <[Maverick]> dork
49:00 <bill-> he pasted some thing from breaking bad
50:00 <[Maverick]> I know... 
50:00 <[Maverick]> hnnggg
50:00 <[Maverick]> (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻
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00:00 <BlackDevil> stop that
01:00 <Jewel> the devil has spoken
02:00 <Jewel> lol
03:00 <simba> wtf
03:00 <BlackJesus> mohammed
04:00 <Bastardly_One> is it just me or is it extra spastic tonight?
05:00 <BlackJesus> what should it be like ?
08:00 <BlackJesuz> you all fallen asleep ?
11:00 <Bastardly_One> no
13:00 <BlackDevil> so i found out Robin Williams died
18:00 <BlackJesuz> Yeah 
18:00 <BlackDevil> http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2722779/Japans-sex-doll-industry-reaches-level-creation-perfect-artificial-1-000-Dutch-Wife-comes-realistic-feeling-skin.html?%3Fito%3Dsocial-twitter=_mailonline
21:00 <PandasDontDrive> simba
21:00 <PandasDontDrive> id love you on my cock you jersey boy cocksucker.
21:00 <PandasDontDrive> :)
22:00 <PandasDontDrive> constant prostitute fucking wanting wanker.
22:00 <faux> lol
22:00 <PandasDontDrive> tell melb chan
22:00 <PandasDontDrive> how u paid for hookers
22:00 <faux> You'd love him on your cock?
22:00 <PandasDontDrive> every time u were here
22:00 <PandasDontDrive> no fox
22:00 <faux> that's what you said 
22:00 <PandasDontDrive> he had hookers from CC's
22:00 <PandasDontDrive> every time he was here
23:00 <faux> I prefer doritos
23:00 <PandasDontDrive> howdy you like fucking in my bed simba
23:00 <PandasDontDrive> with a methhy dirty sorty hokker
24:00 <PandasDontDrive> yukmouth man.
24:00 <PandasDontDrive> ban me again
24:00 <faux> hokker modda fokker
24:00 <PandasDontDrive> ur a dirty fanny u are Jono
25:00 <PandasDontDrive> WE GOTTA GET HOOKERS BRO!
25:00 <PandasDontDrive> u git a new bed btw
26:00 <PandasDontDrive> simba  you dirty fanny fucker
26:00 <PandasDontDrive> ban me again
26:00 <PandasDontDrive> dont change what you are mate.
27:00 <PandasDontDrive> thx for paying for hookers i never fucked 
28:00 <[Maverick]> you really have lost it this time. 
28:00 <PishnBollocks> nah man
28:00 <PishnBollocks> u ask jono
28:00 <[Maverick]> yeah man. 
29:00 <PishnBollocks> good for u
29:00 <PishnBollocks> Jono fuckin prossies in my room
29:00 <[Maverick]> so 
29:00 <PishnBollocks> lovely
29:00 <PishnBollocks> so?
29:00 <[Maverick]> good on him if thats true 
29:00 <PishnBollocks> kk
29:00 <PishnBollocks> ok
29:00 <PishnBollocks> nice to know who you are
30:00 <[Maverick]> listen to yourself.. 
30:00 <PishnBollocks> no so sure that;s a good idea mav
30:00 <PishnBollocks> could go
30:00 <PishnBollocks> *fingers out*
30:00 <[Maverick]> you're getting all fired up over a couple of bans... ON THE INTERNET! 
30:00 <PishnBollocks> either way..
30:00 <PishnBollocks> am i?
30:00 <PishnBollocks> what u dont know ey
30:00 <[Maverick]> you are.. 
31:00 <PishnBollocks> but yo
31:00 <PishnBollocks> nice to know
31:00 <PishnBollocks> how u think of women uh
31:00 <PishnBollocks> thats great mate.
31:00 <[Maverick]> ? 
31:00 <[Maverick]> whut? 
31:00 <PishnBollocks> ur a fine man son
31:00 <[Maverick]> if a chick wants to root for money.. so be it 
32:00 <[Maverick]> it's the oldest profession in the world. 
53:00 <Bastardly_One> hmmmmmm
54:00 <BlckJesuz> hmm
00:00 <slinky_J> pizaa ftw
00:00 <slinky_J> yo jono
00:00 <slinky_J> i just talked to hooker u fucked in my room HAHAHAHAHAHA man
01:00 <slinky_J> she gaveme back perfume novel
01:00 <simba> lol
01:00 <simba> dude loves hookers
10:00 <fawks> LOL
10:00 <fawks> how convenient
11:00 <fawks> he doesnt invite hookers over but is coveniently in contact with one tonight
19:00 <PishnBollocks> same rul.es appy
19:00 <PishnBollocks> uno the red head one
19:00 <PishnBollocks> got a gob
19:00 <PishnBollocks> <3
22:00 <PishnBollocks> <3 u simba
23:00 <PishnBollocks> btw port adels about now police prob my uncle and peter
24:00 <fawks> what
25:00 <slinky_J> joion quit
25:00 <slinky_J> losers
25:00 <slinky_J> !!!
25:00 <slinky_J> losserz
25:00 <PishnBollocks> my sweet sweet friend
26:00 <PishnBollocks> fox did u dl the movie?
26:00 <fawks> no
26:00 <PishnBollocks> bingo!
26:00 <fawks> i dont even know whts movie
26:00 <fawks> what*
26:00 <PishnBollocks> didnty think u would
26:00 <PishnBollocks> n i dl movie u say is good
26:00 <PishnBollocks> i cry
27:00 <Ana_Ng> slinky j
27:00 <Ana_Ng> hey ay
27:00 <PishnBollocks> The Immigrant
27:00 <PishnBollocks> really good peroid drama
29:00 <Bastardly_One> .
29:00 <PishnBollocks> grass up simba
29:00 <PishnBollocks> or lock up?
30:00 <Ana_Ng> is it
31:00 <Ana_Ng> knights in white satin
31:00 <Ana_Ng> or nights in white satin
32:00 <Bastardly_One> knights
33:00 <slinky_J> tired of drifting, searching, shifting, from town to town
33:00 <slinky_J> every time, i slip and slide, a little further down
33:00 <slinky_J> :P hey anha!
34:00 <slinky_J> come on silver lady take my word
34:00 <slinky_J> double talkers, back street walkers at every turn!
35:00 <Ana_Ng> what the fuck
35:00 <slinky_J> and honey your my last hope and who else can i turn to COME ON SILVER LADY TAKE MY WORD
35:00 <slinky_J> haha
35:00 <slinky_J> david soul - silver lady 1977
35:00 <slinky_J> :P
35:00 <slinky_J> best song :P
37:00 <fawks> downloaded like a million robin williams movies i wanna rewatch last night
37:00 <fawks> wah
37:00 <slinky_J> call him mister vain!
37:00 <fawks> :'(
37:00 <slinky_J> unf unf unf
37:00 <slinky_J> and i want fox now
37:00 <slinky_J> coz im mr slinky!
37:00 <fawks> .
37:00 <fawks> dicks scene from filth
37:00 <slinky_J> lols i got filth soundtrack goin
37:00 <fawks> lol
37:00 <slinky_J> HHAHAHAHAHA
38:00 <fawks> fuck me with that horses cock
38:00 <slinky_J> u gotta finish that movie one day for laughs
38:00 <slinky_J> ROFL
38:00 <slinky_J> n its tiny n he laughsd
38:00 <slinky_J> -d
38:00 <slinky_J> soz juss woke up
38:00 <slinky_J> beer+free bottle wine at dinner then some rum = crashed out
38:00 <fawks> same
38:00 <fawks> the garbage truck woke me
38:00 <fawks> piece of shit
38:00 <PishnBollocks> ana :P
39:00 <slinky_J> :/
39:00 <fawks> its like the noisest vvehicle on the planet
39:00 <slinky_J> my right ear started aching woke me
39:00 <slinky_J> PIECE OF SHIT
39:00 <fawks> ear infection?
39:00 <slinky_J> swimmers ear
39:00 <slinky_J> i got drops for it
40:00 <fawks> o
40:00 <slinky_J> put em in but cbf so late gotta use headset
40:00 <slinky_J> oh um this movie The Immigrant
41:00 <slinky_J> with Marion Coltiard wotev n Jeremy Renner and thingo Phoenix
41:00 <slinky_J> so good
41:00 <slinky_J> period drama
41:00 <fawks> i downlaoded hook, dead poets society, aladdin, awakenings and good will hunting last night
42:00 <Bastardly_One> geez
42:00 <slinky_J> nice
42:00 <fawks> :)
42:00 <slinky_J> dl Cadillac Man
42:00 <fawks> ive dl'd like 25 movies that i havent seen yet
42:00 <fawks> lol
42:00 <Ana_Ng> so honor the man by stealing his work
42:00 <fawks> cos im too busy with criminal minds
42:00 <slinky_J> robin williams and Tim Robbins
42:00 <slinky_J> :P
43:00 <fawks> who the fuck is josie cuningham
43:00 <slinky_J> im waiting for ppl to hate on my robin williams post
43:00 <slinky_J> one my mates likes it
43:00 <slinky_J> ima check now
43:00 <fawks> she tweeted: "Just to reassure my fans ;) I won't have the same destiny as Robin Williams"
43:00 <Bastardly_One> I still think this time yesterday nobody gave a shit about Robin Williams
43:00 <fawks> .
44:00 <Bastardly_One> and it wasn't like he was murdered
44:00 <fawks> i believe that shit with a lot of celebs who die
44:00 <fawks> people come out and suddenly mourn their death and post on fb etc etc
44:00 <fawks> but i genuiney loved him
44:00 <fawks> +l
44:00 <fawks> mrs doubtfire is one movie i can watch over and over and never get sick of and always laugh at
44:00 <fawks> its a sad loss tbh
45:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm having a bad week
45:00 <Bastardly_One> so if I get argumentive
45:00 <fawks> get off irc then
45:00 <Bastardly_One> take that into account
45:00 <fawks> id pay a 100000 bux if i ever see you get argumentative
45:00 <fawks> seeing as you agree with everything usually
45:00 <Bastardly_One> the computer is a good distraction actually
45:00 <Bastardly_One> heh
46:00 <Bastardly_One> not yesterday or last night
46:00 <Bastardly_One> thought it was a most excellent idea about 8ish to walk off
46:00 <Bastardly_One> for my own good
47:00 <slinky_J> OH MAN
47:00 <slinky_J> The Kraken black Spiced Rum
47:00 <slinky_J> mmmm mmmm MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
47:00 <slinky_J> lol i posted this fox
47:00 <slinky_J> coz i have MDD n idgaf what ppl have to say lol
48:00 <slinky_J> aha found hpybday from knux lols
49:00 <slinky_J> 'Well Robin Williams I hope you died jerkin' off 'cause I srsly expected you to talk yourself to death. <3' https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfp1/t1.0-9/10610478_10153062363667995_6270525992463698275_n.jpg
49:00 <fawks> i... what
49:00 <fawks> lol @ pic
49:00 <Bastardly_One> have you noticed how many Aug and Sept babies there are?
50:00 <slinky_J> LOL
50:00 <Bastardly_One> Christmas must turn people into rooting machine
50:00 <Bastardly_One> *machines
50:00 <slinky_J> [01:12] <slinky_J> fez u cutie
50:00 <slinky_J> [01:12] <Fez> Naaah
50:00 <slinky_J> [01:12] <Fez> Im a q t
50:00 <slinky_J> b1 almost pulled a beagle there bro
50:00 <slinky_J> lol
50:00 <slinky_J> omgosh
50:00 <slinky_J> NO BEAGLE ON MY BDAY
50:00 <slinky_J> GOD IS REAL!
51:00 <slinky_J> GOD IS REAL!
51:00 <slinky_J> too bad loof didnt get a 24 hr ban :( god aint real.
51:00 <fawks> is it your bday?
51:00 <Bastardly_One> HAH!
51:00 <Bastardly_One> was yesterday
51:00 <Bastardly_One> he's still milking it 
51:00 <fawks> happy birthday
51:00 <Bastardly_One> and HAH on Loof ever getting banned
52:00 <slinky_J> it was lol
52:00 <slinky_J> up until 3:33am
52:00 <Bastardly_One> except by Maurice or BlackDevil here and there
52:00 <slinky_J> ty fox
52:00 <slinky_J> one of my best friends Dollie just totally fkn ditched me
52:00 <fawks> how old did you turn
52:00 <slinky_J> was sposed to spend nite
52:00 <slinky_J> had some cops rocked up her place excuse
52:00 <slinky_J> 32!!!!!!!!!
53:00 <slinky_J> i got a bday bottle of wine at mums friends restaurant
53:00 <Ana_Ng> yay wine
53:00 <slinky_J> i chose white wine cause mums likes it over red lol n I SUSPECT SHE HAD MORE THAN I DID LOL
53:00 <fawks> white wine is better than red
53:00 <fawks> i dont like red at all
53:00 <fawks> its so woody
53:00 <fawks> lol
54:00 <slinky_J> i chose well apparently
54:00 <Ana_Ng> a good pinot noir is the best thing ever
54:00 <slinky_J> i chose this S.A. one that's made um near where refugees are so it's labelled 'freedom'
54:00 <slinky_J> so random
54:00 <Ana_Ng> no freedom for the grapes
54:00 <slinky_J> are housoed before intergrating into society
54:00 <Ana_Ng> slaughtered in order to please your mouth
54:00 <slinky_J> lol ana
55:00 <slinky_J> MURDERED
55:00 <fawks> pfft
55:00 <slinky_J> The Romans murdered so many grapes :(
55:00 <fawks> brown brothers $6 moscato > all
55:00 <fawks> lol
55:00 <fawks> so yum
55:00 <Bastardly_One> haven't you ever done that in the supermarket?
55:00 <fawks> ?
55:00 <fawks> done waht
55:00 <Bastardly_One> abused random strangers in the fruit n veg
55:00 <Bastardly_One> that carrot died for you!
55:00 <Bastardly_One> etc
56:00 <slinky_J> i luv moscato
56:00 <slinky_J> almost chose moscato
56:00 <fawks> me 2
56:00 <fawks> moscato is me faveeeeeee
56:00 <slinky_J> i couldve chosen the most expensive bottle
56:00 <slinky_J> lols
56:00 <Bastardly_One> $6 wine
56:00 <slinky_J> i settled for 28 dollar bottle
56:00 <Bastardly_One> you dero 
56:00 <slinky_J> haha
56:00 <fawks> expensive doesnt really do it for me like i cant tell the diff anyway
56:00 <slinky_J> ye
56:00 <fawks> my friend brought some moet over once
57:00 <fawks> and i was like
57:00 <slinky_J> i wanted a pale white wine mum could enjoy
57:00 <fawks> this is shit.
57:00 <fawks> i dont like it
57:00 <fawks> champers is meh
57:00 <slinky_J> coz uno cant walk out restaurant with alcohol..
57:00 <Bastardly_One> cheap drunk 
57:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
57:00 <fawks> yeah no
57:00 <slinky_J> omigosh her friends daughter, one of, so hot
57:00 <slinky_J> lol
57:00 <slinky_J> viet
57:00 <Ana_Ng> she wants you
57:00 <fawks> p sure a cheap d runk is someone who gets smashed off half a glass of alc
57:00 <Ana_Ng> she was in here earlier asking about you
57:00 <Ana_Ng> pishnbollocks
58:00 <[Maverick]> hey b1.. hush hush but I am quite possibly on the sideshow lineup for Skrillex here in Perth. ;) 
58:00 <fawks> jacks is me fave, but i wouldnt drink that daily
58:00 <fawks> its why i love me wines
58:00 <slinky_J> i wish i hadz weeeed
58:00 <fawks> :')
58:00 <fawks> LOL darcy
58:00 <Bastardly_One> Mav, no shit man?
58:00 <slinky_J> spliff+ LOCKE wit tom hardy
58:00 <[Maverick]> Yah 
58:00 <Bastardly_One> not taking the piss?
58:00 <[Maverick]> nope
58:00 <Bastardly_One> congrats
59:00 <Bastardly_One> if Sonny hears your shit 
59:00 <Bastardly_One> and doesn't like it 
59:00 <Bastardly_One> the cunt needs to die 
59:00 <Bastardly_One> more than he already does
59:00 <Bastardly_One> Recess is shocking!
59:00 <Bastardly_One> bring 3 huge spliffs
59:00 <Bastardly_One> to bribe him with
59:00 <Bastardly_One> and 6 packs of cigs
59:00 <Bastardly_One> chain smokes 
00:00 <slinky_J> Glass Candy -0 Digital Versicolor
00:00 <slinky_J> FUUUCK YEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSS
00:00 <slinky_J> been so long
00:00 <Bastardly_One> so if he's doing Perth
00:00 <Bastardly_One> he might be doing Melb and not Syd
00:00 <Bastardly_One> wonder if I care yet
01:00 <slinky_J> green green green green green bluuuuuuueeeeeeeeee
01:00 <Attila`Wow> gooksandbikes
03:00 <slinky_J> fox http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Immigrant_(2013_film)
03:00 <slinky_J> really good
03:00 <Bastardly_One> I still think suicide is selfish with others still in your life
04:00 <slinky_J> same
04:00 <slinky_J> it's why I wont do it yet
04:00 <Bastardly_One> why the fuck is my point so hard to undertand?
04:00 <slinky_J> mum
04:00 <slinky_J> uno
04:00 <Bastardly_One> Oh I know 
04:00 <slinky_J> i will after
04:00 <Bastardly_One> because I said it 
04:00 <slinky_J> already decided that
04:00 <Bastardly_One> the world might as well act like this channel of late
05:00 <Bastardly_One> if I said that night was dark
05:00 <slinky_J> well, if this cymbalta keeps up I wont till they discontinue it
05:00 <Bastardly_One> someone would say it's fluro pink
05:00 <slinky_J> like they have valium
05:00 <slinky_J> shrug
05:00 <slinky_J> i got a gun at mums
05:00 <Bastardly_One> valium the brand name 
05:00 <Bastardly_One> not the drug itself
06:00 <slinky_J> lols only problem running 360 thru xbox one is that voice commands conflict haha
06:00 <slinky_J> yer
06:00 <slinky_J> i got the last box in adelaide!
06:00 <slinky_J> haha
06:00 <slinky_J> did i covet it?
06:00 <slinky_J> nuh
08:00 <slinky_J> omg kristen wishes me bday way to late
08:00 <slinky_J> but flood my fb with those downloadable emote things
08:00 <slinky_J> like pandas n shit
08:00 <slinky_J> O_o
09:00 <slinky_J> b1 4 u rofl
09:00 <slinky_J> https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/10384738_10152579060581112_8719945800602296197_n.png?oh=80d793be2b7f687d51dac8637cf8a237&oe=5471BD28&__gda__=1416500823_8b0e4ba05fb7a3908cd9a1c232513ced
11:00 <Ana_Ng> tinyurl.com
12:00 <slinky_J> like, which irc characters?
13:00 <slinky_J> the world might aswell act like ah mean
13:00 <slinky_J> like bafty like loof
13:00 <Bastardly_One> heh
14:00 <Bastardly_One> probably
14:00 <Bastardly_One> re: the wall
14:00 <slinky_J> u got a wave
14:00 <slinky_J> i ate first time in a day
14:00 <slinky_J> home had friend rounod he left i passed out
14:00 <slinky_J> fk man i cannae get used to this keboard
15:00 <slinky_J> r o u n d
15:00 <slinky_J> thouogh
15:00 <slinky_J> see
15:00 <slinky_J> b1 check this out
15:00 <slinky_J> and tell me if i shouold go melb lol
16:00 <slinky_J> https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xaf1/t1.0-9/10556366_322262207940793_6639501745686840699_n.jpg
17:00 <slinky_J> NAICE STEMS
19:00 <slinky_J> fox
19:00 <slinky_J> https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/10538061_10153062480422995_8793267930145387134_n.jpg?oh=071aaeb9e2c383088ec8f1fb0127021a&oe=5479328B&__gda__=1416297373_0823e4003b797f48ecec58944fa01254
20:00 <fawks> lol
20:00 <slinky_J> lmaoz
20:00 <slinky_J> iluvit
21:00 <slinky_J> i am soo soo goin melb
21:00 <Bastardly_One> even been?
21:00 <Bastardly_One> you'll love it
23:00 <faux> even been
23:00 <Bastardly_One> ever
23:00 <faux> eheheheheheheehhehehee
23:00 <Bastardly_One> I am really bad this week
23:00 <Bastardly_One> don't know what's wrong with me 
23:00 <slinky_J> yes
23:00 <slinky_J> many times
23:00 <Bastardly_One> feel like I'm losingit
23:00 <Bastardly_One> losing it 
24:00 <slinky_J> but im gonna go for a girl
24:00 <slinky_J> not for fuck
24:00 <slinky_J> just she dont live in adel nemore
25:00 <Bastardly_One> if you get the bus
25:00 <Bastardly_One> wave on the way through
26:00 <damios> damio is in melbourne (y)
28:00 <PishnBollocks> hhaahahahaha
29:00 <slinky_J> The Kraken black spiced rum
29:00 <slinky_J> perfect to sip
29:00 <slinky_J> uh uh fox fox mum got me a full on manga book on how to draw manga!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
29:00 <slinky_J> xD
29:00 <PishnBollocks> attila u troll
29:00 <PishnBollocks> and Ana_Ng awesome person.
30:00 <slinky_J> totes read my mind
30:00 <slinky_J> Bastardly_One best anime ever POM POKO
30:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah?
33:00 <slinky_J> i die https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/s720x720/10348378_785148298208476_1647736994303570626_n.jpg?oh=3b82333c2f64c6d402deee4c3fc26606&oe=54790B7B&__gda__=1415423174_21110ba5cd6e54177318e81dadceb995
33:00 <slinky_J> yeah man Pom Poko is arrrr brilliant man
33:00 <Ana_Ng> right on
34:00 <slinky_J> raccoon dogs that can magically turn into anythin
34:00 <slinky_J> tryin to save their woodland
34:00 <slinky_J> from people :/
34:00 <slinky_J> its old lol
35:00 <Bastardly_One> ah ok
37:00 <slinky_J> dl it man
37:00 <slinky_J> u got the hip hop ninjas?
37:00 <slinky_J> Samauri Shamploo
37:00 <slinky_J> ?
38:00 <slinky_J> kick ass series
38:00 <slinky_J> n if u want a good azn movie dl AB-NORMAL
38:00 <slinky_J> its twisted
38:00 <slinky_J> no damios
39:00 <slinky_J> i turned gay feh nuttin
39:00 <slinky_J> fag! :(
39:00 <slinky_J> so im beagling it
39:00 <slinky_J> fkn great
41:00 <slinky_J> lol fox u missed in Filth he's jerkin off to lesbians and a black guy walks in and he's like O_O OH FUCK OFF
41:00 <slinky_J> pranks this chick
41:00 <fawks> i saw that bit
41:00 <slinky_J> oh LMAO
41:00 <slinky_J> ahaha nice
41:00 <slinky_J> so um
41:00 <slinky_J> im kinda bored what u doin?
43:00 <fawks> just grabbed some weetbix, about to watch criminal minds
43:00 <slinky_J> <3 me weetbixy
43:00 <slinky_J> almost out of milk
44:00 <slinky_J> u finish season one?
44:00 <fawks> yeah im up to season 5
44:00 <fawks> lol
44:00 <slinky_J> u see the ep yet with the lady that was kidnapped but let go yrs b4?
44:00 <fawks> um
44:00 <slinky_J> n they jump infront the train in the end?
44:00 <fawks> oh
44:00 <fawks> yes
44:00 <fawks> omg
44:00 <slinky_J> thats my fave
44:00 <slinky_J> LOL
44:00 <fawks> the guy that saws off peeps arms n shit
44:00 <slinky_J> he is so fucked
44:00 <slinky_J> yea
44:00 <fawks> JANE
44:00 <slinky_J> hahaha
44:00 <fawks> and he keeps rib bones
44:00 <fawks> for her
44:00 <slinky_J> xd <3
44:00 <fawks> and makes windchimes
44:00 <BlckJesuz> PING www.google.com (74.125.237.209) 56(84) bytes of data.
44:00 <BlckJesuz> 64 bytes from syd01s19-in-f17.1e100.net (74.125.237.209): icmp_seq=1 ttl=56 time=82.8 ms
45:00 <slinky_J> yep
45:00 <fawks> fucking weirdo
45:00 <slinky_J> LMAOS YES
45:00 <slinky_J> hahahaa
45:00 <Bastardly_One> ffs
45:00 <slinky_J> hush hush haw hush hush
45:00 <fawks> whos your fave
45:00 <slinky_J> lolz
45:00 <Bastardly_One> it's Wednesday
45:00 <fawks> our of the team
45:00 <fawks> out
45:00 <slinky_J> um
45:00 <slinky_J> was Mandy
45:00 <slinky_J> till he left
45:00 <slinky_J> i like the chick um
45:00 <Bastardly_One> where's the good stuff happening? Wed is my good luck day of the wee
45:00 <Bastardly_One> *week
45:00 <fawks> its only 6:45am
45:00 <slinky_J> she became part of the field team
45:00 <fawks> you have a whole day to get lucky
45:00 <fawks> emily?
46:00 <Bastardly_One> good point
46:00 <fawks> prentiss
46:00 <slinky_J> uno she dates the new orleans cop
46:00 <fawks> oh
46:00 <fawks> jj
46:00 <fawks> he blonde?
46:00 <slinky_J> yeah!!
46:00 <slinky_J> <3
46:00 <fawks> the*
46:00 <slinky_J> xD
46:00 <fawks> i love her hair in season 5
46:00 <fawks> shes beautiful
46:00 <slinky_J> fk yea
46:00 <slinky_J> n fk yea
46:00 <fawks> i love reid
46:00 <fawks> hes me fave
46:00 <slinky_J> oh
46:00 <Bastardly_One> you know who I am in love with
46:00 <fawks> such a nerdy babe
46:00 <slinky_J> he's so super amrt
46:00 <slinky_J> what is it um
46:00 <Bastardly_One> dexter's sister
46:00 <slinky_J> he has
46:00 <Bastardly_One> wa hes real life wife
46:00 <Bastardly_One> *was
46:00 <slinky_J> idetic memory
46:00 <slinky_J> however its spelt
47:00 <fawks> i'd do him while he reads books at 2000words per minute to me
47:00 <slinky_J> OH HOW FUCKED
47:00 <slinky_J> u see him with dawson creek guy?
47:00 <fawks> yes omg
47:00 <slinky_J> those eps were fucked
47:00 <fawks> james van der cunt
47:00 <slinky_J> yeah man
47:00 <fawks> i was so sad for him
47:00 <slinky_J> yes
47:00 <slinky_J> :/
47:00 <slinky_J> n it fucked reid up
47:00 <fawks> he developed an addiction
47:00 <fawks> cos of that
47:00 <fawks> i know
47:00 <fawks> so bad
47:00 <fawks> omg.
47:00 <slinky_J> :S
47:00 <fawks> lol i lovev this show :(
47:00 <fawks> have you seen all 9 seasons
47:00 <slinky_J> i h8 to say it
48:00 <slinky_J> but i want him to kill himself
48:00 <fawks> wtf
48:00 <fawks> shoosh
48:00 <slinky_J> soz
48:00 <fawks> hes fine now
48:00 <slinky_J> true
48:00 <slinky_J> ive seen all yeah
48:00 <fawks> he inhaled anthrax
48:00 <fawks> in another ep
48:00 <slinky_J> i love that show
48:00 <slinky_J> i was glad to see that bitch took over got killed
48:00 <slinky_J> ahaha
48:00 <slinky_J> oh um uno the black hair
48:00 <fawks> .
48:00 <fawks> who
48:00 <fawks> OMG
48:00 <fawks> shut up
48:00 <slinky_J> pretty big nose
48:00 <fawks> u  fuck
49:00 <fawks> lkol
49:00 <fawks> im only at season 5
49:00 <Bastardly_One> when did the old guy with the beard leave though?
49:00 <slinky_J> oh
49:00 <slinky_J> soz
49:00 <fawks> does emily die!?????????????????
49:00 <fawks> omg u cun
49:00 <fawks> t
49:00 <slinky_J> no
49:00 <fawks> season 3 Bastardly_One
49:00 <Bastardly_One> that's all I've seen
49:00 <slinky_J> that first chick dies
49:00 <fawks> who
49:00 <slinky_J> the kinda cute one
49:00 <fawks> now youre lyign
49:00 <Bastardly_One> I didn't think I've seen any of it 
49:00 <fawks> ill bash u i rl
49:00 <fawks> omg
49:00 <slinky_J> original team member
49:00 <Bastardly_One> then I remembered him
50:00 <Bastardly_One> and he seemed creepy
50:00 <slinky_J> then they bring in the black hair
50:00 <fawks> the reaper just stabbed hotch
50:00 <Bastardly_One> was there some monsters how he was in?
50:00 <slinky_J> oh man
50:00 <fawks> and his fam is in protective custody
50:00 <slinky_J> reaper
50:00 <Bastardly_One> or am I making that up
50:00 <slinky_J> it isnt reaper is it?
50:00 <slinky_J> his nemesis?
50:00 <fawks> isnt that his name
50:00 <fawks> fouad
50:00 <fawks> or whatever
50:00 <slinky_J> oh
50:00 <slinky_J> Foyer
50:00 <fawks> such a leb name
50:00 <fawks> thats it
50:00 <fawks> rofl
50:00 <slinky_J> yeah he's fucked
50:00 <fawks>  i ful turned him into a leb
51:00 <slinky_J> he was in one of the latest eps
51:00 <slinky_J> cameo
51:00 <fawks> omg
51:00 <fawks> stop it
51:00 <fawks> .
51:00 <fawks> lol
51:00 <Bastardly_One> J
51:00 <fawks> youre the worst
51:00 <slinky_J> nah not spoiler
51:00 <slinky_J> trust moi
51:00 <fawks> it isssss
51:00 <slinky_J> B
51:00 <Bastardly_One> I cannot believe you watched zero dark 30
51:00 <fawks> cos that means he'll be around til season 9
51:00 <fawks> fuck sake
51:00 <slinky_J> u wont remember fox
51:00 <fawks> I WILL
51:00 <Bastardly_One> I am coming to adelaide
51:00 <slinky_J> HE'S LIKE FKN DEAD ISNT HE?
51:00 <slinky_J> lol
51:00 <slinky_J> R U
51:00 <fawks> youre banned from talking him ok
51:00 <slinky_J> srs
51:00 <slinky_J> when
51:00 <fawks> talking about him*
51:00 <Bastardly_One> to smash your face in
51:00 <Bastardly_One> for watching that movie
51:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
51:00 <slinky_J> ok fox :/
52:00 <slinky_J> foyer is the best adversary
52:00 <slinky_J> oh
52:00 <fawks> i cried so much
52:00 <slinky_J> whut movie
52:00 <slinky_J> i didnt finish it
52:00 <fawks> when hoch said goodbye to his son
52:00 <slinky_J> was shit
52:00 <fawks> hotch*
52:00 <Bastardly_One> actually I can come to adelaide every weekend if I wanted
52:00 <fawks> i was literally sobbing
52:00 <slinky_J> oh man
52:00 <slinky_J> i cried
52:00 <slinky_J> irl
52:00 <fawks> yes irl
52:00 <slinky_J> killin his wife
52:00 <fawks> i didnt cry on the internet
52:00 <Bastardly_One> only I'd be sleeping in the bot gardens
52:00 <fawks> WHAT
52:00 <slinky_J> fuck my arse
52:00 <fawks> does hayley die?!
52:00 <fawks> youre fucked.
52:00 <slinky_J> well yer
52:00 <slinky_J> its obvious
52:00 <fawks> no its fucking not
52:00 <slinky_J> she has to
53:00 <fawks> HOW IS IT OBVIOUS
53:00 <slinky_J> their relationship is fucked
53:00 <fawks> its obvious c os youve seeen it
53:00 <slinky_J> he's never home etc.
53:00 <fawks> youre fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucked
53:00 <slinky_J> no no
53:00 <slinky_J> soz
53:00 <fawks> i cant believed you ruined that
53:00 <fawks> go away
53:00 <fawks> bye
53:00 <slinky_J> :(
53:00 <slinky_J> i thouoght u knew
53:00 <fawks> IM ONLY AT SEASON 5
53:00 <slinky_J> O_O my bad
53:00 <fawks> IVE SAID IT 3 TIMES
53:00 <fawks> jesus fuck
53:00 <slinky_J> i thought it was s5
53:00 <fawks> i hate spoilers so much
53:00 <fawks> fuck.
53:00 <fawks> bye.
53:00 <fawks> 1@#$$%$@#$%@#$%
53:00 <slinky_J> oi
53:00 <BlackDevil> that was quick
54:00 <slinky_J> i wont say anythin else
54:00 <fawks> go away
54:00 <slinky_J> cept shit u seen
54:00 <fawks> lol
54:00 <Bastardly_One> I don't blame you
54:00 <slinky_J> lol
54:00 <fawks> im legit cut
54:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh that's like BlackDevil man 
54:00 <fawks> i thouhght as someone who likes movies n shit youd hate spoilers too
54:00 <slinky_J> IM SORRY
54:00 <fawks> i knwo Bastardly_One 
54:00 <fawks> thats fucked
54:00 <fawks> im legit cuttttttttttttttttttttttt
54:00 <slinky_J> i thouoght u saw that
54:00 <fawks> GO AWAY
54:00 <Bastardly_One> on mondays with the rest of you who haven't seen the lastest True Blood
54:00 <slinky_J> fien!
54:00 <slinky_J> didnt mean to spoil
54:00 <Bastardly_One> I don't even have a chance to d/l the latest ep
55:00 <Bastardly_One> because he is so busy on the Sun night going blow by blow
55:00 <slinky_J> sigh
55:00 <slinky_J> ill go offline
55:00 <fawks> just put him on ignore
55:00 <fawks> on sundays
55:00 <fawks> lol
55:00 <fawks> til youve watched it
55:00 <Bastardly_One> was so disappointed when I was hanging for the first ep of this season
55:00 <fawks> or forever, its no big loss its onl BlackDevil
55:00 <Bastardly_One> and I hear Sookie is back and she's back at the fucking church
55:00 <Bastardly_One> man was I pissed
55:00 <slinky_J> is true blood god
55:00 <slinky_J> good*
55:00 <slinky_J> i have the first novel
55:00 <fawks> i watched 4  eps of true blood s1
55:00 <fawks> and wanted to die
56:00 <Bastardly_One> if you like girly shit with vampires and se
56:00 <slinky_J> hahahahaha
56:00 <fawks> the black cunt and sookies gap is fucked
56:00 <Bastardly_One> *sex
56:00 <fawks> their acents are so shit
56:00 <slinky_J> i like Only Lovers Left Alive
56:00 <slinky_J> because jarmusch rules
56:00 <Bastardly_One> lol Sookies gap n her teeth
56:00 <Bastardly_One> drives me NUTS
56:00 <slinky_J> and takes vamps to a new level
56:00 <fawks> like youre fucking rich, fix your gap cunt
56:00 <slinky_J> with a kick ass rock n roll soundtrack
56:00 <Bastardly_One> I reckon that gap is big enough to fit my penis in 
56:00 <slinky_J> u seen it b1?
56:00 <Bastardly_One> not really but man it's big
57:00 <Bastardly_One> madonna's isnt even that bad
57:00 <slinky_J> HER TOOTH GAP COULDNAE FIT NETHIN BUT A DINODOCK
57:00 <Bastardly_One> or Ray Martin's
57:00 <fawks> you must have a tiny penis
57:00 <slinky_J> dockinz
57:00 <Bastardly_One> I reckon you're right
57:00 <slinky_J> b1 dl Only Lovers Left Alive
57:00 <Bastardly_One> could fit a whale penis in that gap
57:00 <Bastardly_One> that sounds familiar
57:00 <Bastardly_One> I love that vamp movie William Defoe did
58:00 <slinky_J> i walked into palace nova cinema to pick a movie
58:00 <Bastardly_One> title escapes me this second
58:00 <Bastardly_One> pretty old
58:00 <slinky_J> met some chick
58:00 <slinky_J> we chose that haha
58:00 <slinky_J> oh no wait
58:00 <slinky_J> that was the trip
58:00 <slinky_J> lolz
58:00 <Bastardly_One> hey speaking of whales
58:00 <slinky_J> i saw only lovers with some other chick i met there
58:00 <slinky_J> lols
58:00 <Bastardly_One> know how they make that deafening song?
58:00 <Bastardly_One> well apparently they groan and growl at each other
59:00 <Bastardly_One> fuckloads under the sea
59:00 <slinky_J> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ycOKvWrwYFo
59:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Only Lovers Left Alive (2014) Official Trailer ( Dec 10, 2013) 2:15 - Category: Film & Animation - 719,124 - 1,971 likes (95.8%), 87 dislikes (4.2%)
59:00 <slinky_J> my fav jarmusch
59:00 <Bastardly_One> was watching this thing on new whale discoveries
59:00 <slinky_J> besides DEAD MAN with depp
59:00 <Bastardly_One> I love that movie
59:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm a bit Depp bias though
59:00 <Bastardly_One> I have a serious man crush on him
59:00 <slinky_J> brilliant movie
59:00 <slinky_J> watch that trailer b1!!!
59:00 <Bastardly_One> if I ever jump the fence
00:00 <Bastardly_One> he's firest
00:00 <Bastardly_One> *first
00:00 <slinky_J> ur oldskewl like me
00:00 <slinky_J> u will love it
00:00 <fawks> I HATE YOU slinky_J
00:00 <slinky_J> hisw take on vampires
00:00 <fawks> i hope you hit your toe on the coffee table.
00:00 <slinky_J> IM SORRIES
00:00 <slinky_J> dont have one
00:00 <slinky_J> i have a chaise?
00:00 <fawks> well on something!!!!!!!!!!
00:00 <slinky_J> i stump it a lot
00:00 <slinky_J> lols
01:00 <fawks> im so devo rn
01:00 <fawks> like i dont want to even watch it anymore
01:00 <fawks> ok i lied
01:00 <fawks> im watching it rn
01:00 <fawks> but im still uct
01:00 <fawks> cut*
01:00 <fawks> fffffffffffff!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
01:00 <slinky_J> oh cmon
01:00 <slinky_J> she isnt even a major character
01:00 <slinky_J> shes pish n shite
02:00 <fawks> yeah but
02:00 <fawks> oh
03:00 <slinky_J> fkn
03:00 <fawks> that was me i secretly jinxed your internet
03:00 <slinky_J> i hope adsl2+ kicks in today
03:00 <slinky_J> sigh
03:00 <slinky_J> haahaha
03:00 <slinky_J> i found out i was on ADSL 1
03:00 <slinky_J> fkn telstree
03:00 <slinky_J> omfg
04:00 <slinky_J> i typed how i say it
04:00 <fawks> who says telstree
04:00 <fawks> lol
04:00 <slinky_J> im welsh bitch
04:00 <fawks> .
04:00 <fawks> yowzer
04:00 <slinky_J> :)
04:00 <slinky_J> lol
05:00 <slinky_J> i been tryin to do tom hardy in LOCKE his thick slow welsh accent
05:00 <slinky_J> shittin mum hard
05:00 <slinky_J> hahahahaha
05:00 <slinky_J> i answer the phone to her now as Ivan Locke
05:00 <slinky_J> great film
05:00 <slinky_J> infuct
05:00 <slinky_J> ima watch it nao
06:00 <slinky_J> my mate better come round today for bday shit since dollie fuckin stuck me last nite
06:00 <slinky_J> sposed to have her come around n get pish drank
07:00 <slinky_J> "oh cops rocked up bla bla bla"
07:00 <fawks> telstree
07:00 <slinky_J> fkn her and her abusiveboyfrends
08:00 <slinky_J> Locke <3
08:00 <slinky_J> if u can watch Locke
08:00 <slinky_J> even couleurs
08:00 <slinky_J> he saw it b4 me and said it was good so i dl it
08:00 <slinky_J> fkn brillant
09:00 <slinky_J> brillant
09:00 <slinky_J> fox did u know that most military words are french/
09:00 <slinky_J> ?
09:00 <slinky_J> castle
09:00 <slinky_J> castel
09:00 <slinky_J> etc.
10:00 <fawks> lol
10:00 <fawks> "etc"
10:00 <slinky_J> etc.
10:00 <slinky_J> even military
10:00 <slinky_J> canon
10:00 <slinky_J> the english aspired to be more like the french
10:00 <slinky_J> ..
11:00 <slinky_J> the aristocracy
12:00 <slinky_J> y megamanga liked my post
12:00 <slinky_J> lolz
12:00 <slinky_J> yay*
16:00 <Bastardly_One> *sneezes rather violently*
17:00 <Bastardly_One> Krishna just fell off the wall in the toilet
17:00 <slinky_J> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cTXeg-Swq9w
17:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Gravediggaz - 1-800 Suicide (Apr 4, 2008) 4:18 - Category: Music - 1,167,286 - 5,513 likes (97.9%), 117 dislikes (2.1%)
17:00 <Bastardly_One> think he is trying to send a sign maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan
17:00 <slinky_J> lol
18:00 <slinky_J> had a wicked convo last nite with african fb friend
18:00 <slinky_J> cantbelieve the good shit he is doin
18:00 <slinky_J> muslim guy
19:00 <slinky_J> when ya get home just seal up ya windows and ya doors turn the oven on high for about four hours light a blunt kiss your ass good bye becaue its a suicide!
19:00 <slinky_J> ahaha
22:00 <slinky_J> finally daybreak
22:00 <slinky_J> fknkrishna man
23:00 <slinky_J> i used to go into town to chillwith them
23:00 <slinky_J> eat n shit
23:00 <slinky_J> back when i was a shitty SA uni student townie
23:00 <slinky_J> lolz
23:00 <faux> Fuck this makes me so anxious 
23:00 <faux> http://i.imgur.com/B4u0FNS.gif
24:00 <slinky_J> AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
24:00 <slinky_J> OK
24:00 <slinky_J> ok
24:00 <slinky_J> that fkd me up
24:00 <slinky_J> lol
25:00 <slinky_J> i fkn h8 u LOLOLOL
25:00 <slinky_J> all us and our anxiety disorders
25:00 <slinky_J> lets form a club yay sit around pish n shit 
26:00 <Bastardly_One> so well done
26:00 <Bastardly_One> if you know the original clip
26:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZCvOLTRSasE
26:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Lego Adam and the Ants - Stand and Deliver ( Mar 22, 2012) 0 - Category: Film & Animation - 24,633 - 266 likes (98.2%), 5 dislikes (1.8%)
26:00 <slinky_J> heh
26:00 <slinky_J> soz
27:00 <slinky_J> i am so sick of living here
27:00 <slinky_J> might aswell say it
27:00 <slinky_J> say it to mum its like a lot of uk ppl move t adelaide!
27:00 <slinky_J> there's nothin to fucking do unless a festival is on
28:00 <slinky_J> BABY IT'S SLOW
28:00 <slinky_J> WHEN LIGHTS GO.........pish
28:00 <slinky_J> what mum doesnt know
28:00 <slinky_J> when we go back
28:00 <slinky_J> i aint coming back
28:00 <slinky_J> she thinks im buying a fucking unit
29:00 <slinky_J> lol
29:00 <slinky_J> in adelaide
34:00 <Bastardly_One> I hate this city so bad 
34:00 <Bastardly_One> I need to move back to Melbourne
34:00 <Bastardly_One> but I don't do completely alone very well 
35:00 <Bastardly_One> and at my age share is hard 
38:00 <slinky_J> sorry man
38:00 <slinky_J> im cryin as
38:00 <slinky_J> coz i miss wales
38:00 <slinky_J> i fkn hate it here tbh
38:00 <slinky_J> i was 7
39:00 <slinky_J> oh its so nice in australia
39:00 <slinky_J> fkn aelaide
39:00 <slinky_J> mecca for uk fucks
39:00 <slinky_J> if i get home nxt yr
39:00 <slinky_J> <3
39:00 <mrdanger> was anyone upset by robin williams death?
40:00 <slinky_J> it's liek my mate seein today he's russian
40:00 <slinky_J> hates adeliade
41:00 <slinky_J> i just ant afford gohome
42:00 <fawks> Yes
43:00 <gremlinz> i'm on my 5th box of tissues.
44:00 <mrdanger> just curious
45:00 <mrdanger> I liked him and what not I just didn't really care
45:00 <faux> It was sadder to me bc of how he died
46:00 <mrdanger> I think it was less sad to me because of that
46:00 <faux> Really?
46:00 <faux> whys that
46:00 <mrdanger> the only two celebs I've been upset by were ledger and irwin
47:00 <BlackDevil> i got a box pack of ALL his movies
47:00 <BlackDevil> irwin?
47:00 <BlackDevil> ledger?
47:00 <faux> .
47:00 <BlackDevil> who the fuck are they?
47:00 <mrdanger> I'm not sure, I should probably have more compassion for mental health issues/suicide, I know people are all like you cant call it selfish its such a big deal yadda yadda yadda
47:00 <faux> Are you one of the people that think suicide is selfish?
48:00 <mrdanger> I know a lot of people battling depression though so I'd like to believe there are other options
48:00 <BlackDevil> aaron is selfish
48:00 <mrdanger> that said i know mental illness can convince people there aren't
49:00 <slinky_J> picture you a park  my knee
49:00 <slinky_J> tea for two and tea for meeee
49:00 <BlackDevil> OMG he Bill Compton didnt want to drink her blood
49:00 <mrdanger> true blood was okay for about half a season
49:00 <mrdanger> then it got super gay
50:00 <mrdanger> somebody just threw bread in to my back yard
50:00 <mrdanger> im going to go figure that out lol
50:00 <faux> maybe they think you're a bird
50:00 <mrdanger> now there are birds eating it
50:00 <mrdanger> but ill open the door and glare at whoever is nearby
50:00 <mrdanger> and be like, wtf bird feeder
50:00 <Lumeah> Yes. But he'd be sooo hard to treat 
51:00 <faux> lmao
51:00 <faux> Who just casually throws bread into someone's backyard
51:00 <Lumeah> Ypu
51:00 <Lumeah> You 
51:00 <Lumeah> Lol thats funny
52:00 <Lumeah> Here have some bread. 
52:00 <Lumeah> Ta thanks. 
52:00 <Lumeah> Np
53:00 <faux> Some butter too
53:00 <faux> And a knife
53:00 <faux> And a toaster with an extension cord
53:00 <mrdanger> it was mt old man neighbour, he must not want the birds fuckin around in his yard
53:00 <mrdanger> chumpface
53:00 <mrdanger> mount old man neighbour
53:00 <mrdanger> sounds like something BlackDevil would do
53:00 <faux> OK too far
54:00 <mrdanger> a russian girl on facebook is arguin that the western media is bias and krimea is still part of russia
54:00 <faux> lol
55:00 <Bastardly_One> oh shut up
55:00 <Bastardly_One> get this into ya 
55:00 <Bastardly_One> might cheer you up
55:00 <BlackDevil> i do a lot of things
56:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eOofWzI3flA
56:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Skrillex - Rock n Roll (Will Take You to the Mountain) (Jun 20, 2011) 4:34 - Category: Music - 81,742,159 - 380,460 likes (96.6%), 13,433 dislikes (3.4%)
59:00 <BlackDevil> like eating you out aaron
00:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2cXDgFwE13g
00:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: First Of The Year (Equinox) - Skrillex [OFFICIAL] (Aug 17, 2011) 3:15 - Category: Music - 173,363,933 - 947,969 likes (96.7%), 32,554 dislikes (3.3%)
00:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck that little girl
00:00 <Bastardly_One> I love this clip
03:00 <mrdanger> true
04:00 <BlackDevil> you've got the best pussy on irc
07:00 <Ana_Ng> why thanks
08:00 <slinky_J> oh just woke up
08:00 <slinky_J> :/
08:00 <slinky_J> oh webby
08:00 <slinky_J> u even chat
08:00 <slinky_J> nemore
08:00 <Bastardly_One> nope
08:00 <slinky_J> ops
08:00 <slinky_J> no chat
08:00 <slinky_J> lols
08:00 <Bastardly_One> neither does gremz
08:00 <slinky_J> its fuct
08:00 <slinky_J> where is longie
08:00 <Bastardly_One> he just watches and forms opinions of people he's never spoken to
08:00 <Bastardly_One> and bitches about them
08:00 <slinky_J> off with the fairies?
09:00 <Bastardly_One> and Longie has no net
09:00 <slinky_J> oh
09:00 <Bastardly_One> and fucking a nice asian lass in Qld
09:00 <slinky_J> word
09:00 <Bastardly_One> he's at her place
09:00 <Bastardly_One> and she has no net
09:00 <slinky_J> wish he was on
09:00 <slinky_J> rewrite this shit
09:00 <Bastardly_One> He is during the day on FB
09:00 <Bastardly_One> at work
09:00 <slinky_J> i dont have him on fb
09:00 <slinky_J> we um
09:00 <slinky_J> prob had too much gay irc talk
09:00 <slinky_J> AHAHAHAHA
09:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
09:00 <BlackDevil> not you
09:00 <BlackDevil> aaron
09:00 <BlackDevil> nice tight pussy
10:00 <Bastardly_One> he is one of the few people that don't mind me 
10:00 <Bastardly_One> we've got along for years and years and he gets "it"
10:00 <Bastardly_One> one of the nicest people I've met in real life
10:00 <Bastardly_One> looks like a zombie
13:00 <mrdanger> its true
13:00 <mrdanger> my cats name is danger
14:00 <mrdanger> true story
15:00 <mrdanger> he's a bit of a badass
41:00 <slinky_J> LOLOL
42:00 <slinky_J> dan <3
42:00 <slinky_J> my specialty
42:00 <slinky_J> sucking da off under his work desk
42:00 <slinky_J> ;)
42:00 <slinky_J> ask about that
42:00 <slinky_J> ahahahahaha
42:00 <Bastardly_One> I sold my soul to the devil for a 45
42:00 <Bastardly_One> a black cowboy hat and a switch blade knife
42:00 <slinky_J> LOLS "Don't tell Nathan that I am coming over and y are smoking please."
42:00 <slinky_J> LOLS
43:00 <slinky_J> hahahaa
43:00 <slinky_J> reminds me of undergroud hiphop
43:00 <Bastardly_One> I'll burn like a sinner when they take my life
43:00 <Bastardly_One> it is 
43:00 <Bastardly_One> country rap
43:00 <Bastardly_One> Boondox
43:00 <slinky_J> Born Blood, ignored love, embrace the little devil in ALL US!
43:00 <slinky_J> fk
43:00 <slinky_J> boondock saints
44:00 <slinky_J> u seen no.2?
44:00 <slinky_J> i havent
44:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VQudnKo6O64
44:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Boondox - Cold Day in Hell (Jun 11, 2010) 3:58 - Category: Music - 253,169 - 1,484 likes (96.6%), 52 dislikes (3.4%)
44:00 <Bastardly_One> yes and don't bother
45:00 <slinky_J> haha
45:00 <slinky_J> is a good trax
45:00 <slinky_J> how old are you again 32?
45:00 <slinky_J> :P
46:00 <slinky_J> LOL last nite
46:00 <slinky_J> i get viet bday showered
46:00 <slinky_J> this guy
46:00 <slinky_J> LOL
46:00 <slinky_J> he takes 32 as 23
46:00 <slinky_J> n srs
46:00 <slinky_J> thinks im 23
46:00 <slinky_J> I DO NOT LOOK THAT YOUNG BRO
46:00 <slinky_J> fk
46:00 <slinky_J> shaved heads man
46:00 <slinky_J> make us look baby faced
46:00 <slinky_J> lol
47:00 <slinky_J> k so fuck dollie now will be a good day, greenday cd <3
47:00 <Bastardly_One> got it by the way
48:00 <Bastardly_One> the info
48:00 <Bastardly_One> ta
48:00 <slinky_J> LADIES
48:00 <Bastardly_One> now everyone is gonna think you ratted on someone 
48:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
48:00 <slinky_J> AND LADIES IN GENTLEMEN ATTIRE
48:00 <Bastardly_One> I'll clarify
48:00 <slinky_J> hahaha
48:00 <Bastardly_One> it wasn't
48:00 <slinky_J> ill rat onna cunt bro
48:00 <Bastardly_One> if was some personal info of your own
48:00 <slinky_J> SNITCH
48:00 <slinky_J> its the rule uno it
49:00 <slinky_J> dog a dog.
49:00 <slinky_J> i got on fb
49:00 <Bastardly_One> just sayin' ... I supposedly run around telling people everything
49:00 <slinky_J> back in the day
49:00 <slinky_J> my worst enemy
49:00 <slinky_J> now one my best  mates.
49:00 <slinky_J> LOL
49:00 <slinky_J> *blows smoke ring after smoke ring*
50:00 <slinky_J> i dunno if u do or dont
50:00 <slinky_J> Ambition is the virtue of all great men
50:00 <slinky_J> dunno about sookies
50:00 <slinky_J> :P
51:00 <slinky_J> meshuga mate
51:00 <slinky_J> ;)
58:00 <Blarp> *burps*
12:00 <Bastardly_One> 8weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
13:00 <slinky_J> 4 hrs tioll greenday
13:00 <slinky_J> ahahahahaha
13:00 <slinky_J> ONWARDS AND UPWARDS!!!
13:00 <slinky_J> we will reform this like magic b1
13:00 <slinky_J> ;)
14:00 <slinky_J> dougie hurry up
14:00 <slinky_J> sof 12pm
14:00 <slinky_J> lol
14:00 <slinky_J> I WANT TO LISTEN TO GREENDAY NOW!
15:00 <slinky_J> sixty nine days all to yourself, another of your prison records broken
16:00 <slinky_J> so tell me Charles Bronson, what exactly did you do with yourself for these sixty nine days
16:00 <slinky_J> I WAS BUILDING AN EMPIRE
16:00 <slinky_J> ahahahahahaha
19:00 <BlackDevil> Bastardly_One
20:00 <BlackDevil> when are you going to marry your long time love faux?
20:00 <Bastardly_One> next saturday
21:00 <BlackDevil> you got to make some babies
23:00 <Ana_Ng> not just butt babies
39:00 <Bastardly_One> ...
46:00 <Fez> Hi silky j
50:00 <Bastardly_One> I bet no-one knows this 
50:00 <Bastardly_One> Micheal Hutchence and some friends
50:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CgRWJP1Ktww
50:00 <BlackDevil> Mew is your sister?
50:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: MaxQ - Way Of The World (Oct 12, 2006) 4:22 - - 32,468 - 250 likes (99.2%), 2 dislikes (0.8%)
51:00 <Bastardly_One> and it's still very relevant today
51:00 <Bastardly_One> Mew is my cousin
51:00 <Mew> cuzin bruvva
51:00 <Bastardly_One> we have the same mum and dad though
52:00 <Ana_Ng> bastardly
52:00 <Bastardly_One> morning she who is trouble
52:00 <Bastardly_One> how peaceful is it?
52:00 <Ana_Ng> i have a music trivia question
52:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
52:00 <Bastardly_One> yes?
52:00 <Ana_Ng> which may not translate to australia
52:00 <Ana_Ng> but here goes
52:00 <Bastardly_One> I bet I don't know it but try
53:00 <ShadowLurker> BOOBS
53:00 <Ana_Ng> Which two Muppets had top-40 hits?
53:00 <Bastardly_One> oh oh
53:00 <Bastardly_One> animal and kermit
53:00 <Bastardly_One> kermit definitely did 
53:00 <Bastardly_One> and animal?
54:00 <Ana_Ng> kermit is correct - the rainbow connection
54:00 <Ana_Ng> animal can't sing
54:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah so?
54:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
54:00 <Bastardly_One> Fozzy?
54:00 <Bastardly_One> a few had songs so that's not as easy as I thought
56:00 <Bastardly_One> tell me the other
56:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm thinking of a song but don't know the title
56:00 <Bastardly_One> ba na na na 
56:00 <Bastardly_One> di do do do do
56:00 <Bastardly_One> do do do do
56:00 <Ana_Ng> mahna mahna
56:00 <Bastardly_One> that
56:00 <Ana_Ng> great song
56:00 <Ana_Ng> not a hit for the muppets
56:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah the 2 critiqes?
57:00 <Ana_Ng> so the song is
57:00 <Bastardly_One> damn it
57:00 <Ana_Ng> Rubber Duckie
57:00 <Bastardly_One> Oh really?
57:00 <Bastardly_One> that was top 40?
57:00 <BlackDevil> http://media.tumblr.com/2802e665773aa586ff868e195b4a2e93/tumblr_inline_na3q25EGml1r7waup.gif
58:00 <Ana_Ng> and it was sung by
58:00 <Ana_Ng> Ernie
58:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah but is he technically a muppet?
02:00 <ShadowLurker> youre a muppet
02:00 <Bastardly_One> U R!
03:00 <Bastardly_One> I found something my housemate hates more than ICP
03:00 <Bastardly_One> Boondox
03:00 <ShadowLurker> he's an aquired taste
03:00 <Bastardly_One> last night he knocks on the door and goes, "wtf is that shit can you turn it down?"
04:00 <ShadowLurker> very hillbilly
04:00 <Bastardly_One> he is ... but that just made me turn him up more
04:00 <ShadowLurker> \m/ d(^.^)b \m/ : Boondox : Untold/Unwritten [Krimson Creek - 2008]
04:00 <Bastardly_One> 2nd album is always gonna be my fave
04:00 <Bastardly_One> with cold day in hell, etc
05:00 <ShadowLurker> yuh
05:00 <Bastardly_One> Abaddon is good but he didn't seem to get into it like the other 3
05:00 <Bastardly_One> or is that just me?
06:00 <ShadowLurker> he was goin thru some shit during that one
06:00 <Bastardly_One> aaah
06:00 <Bastardly_One> makes sense
07:00 <ShadowLurker> yeh it reflected heavily in his work
07:00 <Bastardly_One> I put an "old lady" on to him yesterday
07:00 <Bastardly_One> she likes him
07:00 <Bastardly_One> when I say old lady she's the same age as me 
07:00 <Bastardly_One> and southern
07:00 <ShadowLurker> \m/ d(^.^)b \m/ : Insane Clown Posse : Suicide Hotline (Monoxide Remix) [The Wraith Remix - Hell's Pit - 2006]
08:00 <Bastardly_One> if you're blah blah blah press 1
08:00 <Bastardly_One> they stole that from ze intrawebz
09:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck this 
09:00 <ShadowLurker> its not that
09:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm sticking South of Hell on 
09:00 <Bastardly_One> it's 10am
09:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah they do that though
09:00 <Bastardly_One> and it reminded me 
09:00 <Bastardly_One> where did I hear that?
09:00 <Bastardly_One> *frowns* ... can't remember what album I heard that on 
10:00 <ShadowLurker> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l-lj6jpoqT0
10:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Icp- Suicide Hotline (Jun 11, 2007) 7:18 - Category: Music - 1,786,215 - 4,923 likes (90.4%), 520 dislikes (9.6%)
10:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I know the song 
10:00 <Bastardly_One> I am saying it reminded me 
10:00 <Bastardly_One> but I dunno on which album now 
11:00 <Bastardly_One> was it them or someone else on the same label?
11:00 <ShadowLurker> \m/ d(^.^)b \m/ : Twiztid : Psychopathic Psychiatric Hotline [Abominationz - 2012]
11:00 <Bastardly_One> such a little thing but it's gonna bug me 
11:00 <Bastardly_One> that's the one!
11:00 <Bastardly_One> ffs
11:00 <Bastardly_One> ta
11:00 <Bastardly_One> that would of bugged me all day
12:00 <ShadowLurker> 7 1 7 1 7 1 press dyslexic are you if
13:00 <ShadowLurker> \m/ d(^.^)b \m/ : Snoop Dogg : The One And Only [Paid Tha Cost To Be Da Boss - 2002]
14:00 <Bastardly_One> you familiar with Immortal Technique?
14:00 <ShadowLurker> not really
15:00 <Bastardly_One> try this 
15:00 <Bastardly_One> see if you like it 
15:00 <Bastardly_One> not his best though
15:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XQv471q4m2s
15:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Immortal Technique - Bin Laden (Remix) ft. KRS-One, Chuck D Music Video (Dec 20, 2011) 4:09 - Category: Music - 16,323 - 191 likes (96%), 8 dislikes (4%)
17:00 <ShadowLurker> meh
17:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah not his best
17:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qggxTtnKTMo
17:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Dance With The Devil - Immortal Technique (Oct 10, 2007) 6:49 - Category: Entertainment - 17,794,843 - 96,522 likes (97%), 3,005 dislikes (3%)
56:00 <Serenity> https://d1a0n9gptf7ayu.cloudfront.net/cache/2c/96/2c96109ebbf5b880abfd130a68ca811c.jpg
56:00 <Serenity> nsfw
58:00 <Bill> hey doctor
00:00 <Bill> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ctLfUh2ZBlU
00:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Jedi Mind Tricks (Vinnie Paz + Stoupe) - "The Age of Sacred Terror" [Official Audio] ( Mar 26, 2013) 4:39 - Category: Music - 32,376 - 174 likes (96.7%), 6 dislikes (3.3%)
04:00 <Loof> gtfo partgay you ass stain on the fabric of society
04:00 <partay> Haha loof you fat useless fuck
04:00 <doctor> morning
05:00 <Bill> it scared the shit out of him
06:00 <Loof> i did a shit
06:00 <Serenity> calm down and enjoy some boobies
06:00 <Serenity> https://d1a0n9gptf7ayu.cloudfront.net/cache/9c/e1/9ce1383780bf7b76e6f11f696843054d.jpg
07:00 <Fez> Yours?
07:00 <partay> God bless serenity
07:00 <Serenity> no not mine
07:00 <Fez> Damn
07:00 <Loof> lol that pic just went fullscreen to the projector as zac was watching youtube
07:00 <Fez> I dunno if i like pierced boobs
07:00 <Loof> nice pancake nips btw
07:00 <ShadowLurker> well dayum its sg time
08:00 <Fez> Am i weird?
08:00 <Bill> alot of people got scared
08:00 <Serenity> nipples arent hard 24/7 loof
08:00 <Serenity> you know this right
08:00 <ShadowLurker> lol
08:00 <Loof> they are when i'm around
09:00 <ShadowLurker> sure
09:00 <Serenity> https://d1a0n9gptf7ayu.cloudfront.net/cache/91/57/9157f398ad20cac43543373d2b3fbc5f.jpg
10:00 <ShadowLurker> nommin nips
10:00 <Loof> whohoo the nips are getting bigger
10:00 <Loof> yeah they're getting biggerrrrrrr
10:00 <ShadowLurker> loof wants dicknips
10:00 <psYbR> Robin Williams cause of death - asphyxiation: http://i.imgur.com/BHksytR.jpg
10:00 <ShadowLurker> we know
10:00 <Loof> or nip dick
10:00 <psYbR> click the link
11:00 <Loof> either or
11:00 <psYbR> :)
11:00 <ShadowLurker> no
11:00 <Serenity> i just want nipples in my mouth
11:00 <Sponge> unskinny bop bop
11:00 <Loof> you have some
11:00 <Loof> do eet
13:00 <partay> I had nipple for breakfast
13:00 <Serenity> not MY nipples
13:00 <Serenity> someone elses nipples
13:00 <Serenity> preferably attached to a woman boob
14:00 <Doodle> oh
14:00 <Loof> lol
14:00 <partay> Doodle has nipple on highlight
15:00 <partay> Loof I bet you have moobs like Picard
15:00 <partay> Moob brothers
16:00 <ShadowLurker> http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kqf34zt4n91qzgynjo1_500.jpg
16:00 <ShadowLurker> like thi
16:00 <ShadowLurker> this
16:00 <Bill> trojan
16:00 <Loof> who's this Bill ass smith?
17:00 <partay> Shadowlurker just like that
17:00 <Serenity> nom
18:00 <Serenity> i wonder if jaimee would let me bite her nipple like that
18:00 <Serenity> dont worry about lunch ill just have a nipple thanks
18:00 <ShadowLurker> probably
18:00 <Serenity> i mean.. wot
18:00 <ShadowLurker> http://37.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_la3v9ubcPc1qc9zo9o1_500.jpg
18:00 <ShadowLurker> choc coated jaimee for lunch
19:00 <Serenity> oh dear
20:00 <ShadowLurker> http://38.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l8zbl70JwL1qdge0ko1_500.jpg
20:00 <ShadowLurker> almost the whole boob
21:00 <psYbR> http://i.imgur.com/c1CSXpD.jpg
24:00 <Loof> it's a amazing
24:00 <Loof> get a perfect looking check
24:00 <Loof> add tatts
24:00 <Loof> and instant slag
24:00 <Serenity> -.-
25:00 <Loof> chick*
26:00 <Q{> meh gross pics above
26:00 <Q{> try this
26:00 <Q{> http://i.imgur.com/CTK1LoY.jpg
27:00 <Q{> and this 
27:00 <Q{> http://www.dailylife.com.au/news-and-views/news-features/kazakhstan-teen-volleyball-player-slammed-by-critics-for-being-too-beautiful-20140729-3cqiw.html
27:00 <Q{> http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/pictures/2012/1/23/1327334077165/Spider-cape-001.jpg
29:00 <Serenity> gross
29:00 <Serenity> some people like women that dont look like infants
29:00 <Loof> your dick, my cheese the only thing that's different is one has a disease
29:00 <ShadowLurker> yuck wtf Q{
29:00 <Loof> ban
30:00 <Serenity> that first one looks off
30:00 <ShadowLurker> it does
30:00 <Loof> gtfo spew{
30:00 <Fez> Cuz she has no tits?
32:00 <Q{> yeh i think thats what it is 
32:00 <Q{> lil tits and petite
32:00 <Fez> Or cuz shes a brunette?
32:00 <Q{> and no tats
32:00 <Q{> it gross them out
32:00 <Serenity> Q she looks 3 years old
32:00 <Serenity> thats what grosses me out
32:00 <Q{> 3yo omg!
32:00 <ShadowLurker> def looks pre-pubescent
33:00 <Q{> ya whacked
33:00 <Fez> Thats a tall 3yo
33:00 <Serenity> you're a pervert
33:00 <Loof> might as well just fuck a granny then you'll be safe
34:00 <Fez> Only fuck people who look theyre own age
35:00 <Loof> when mens buttcheeks collide and they get all embarrased is funny
35:00 <Serenity> https://d1a0n9gptf7ayu.cloudfront.net/cache/d9/80/d980dbcad69f44b2cc2c186b312aaba8.jpg
36:00 <Q{> eww sg
37:00 <Q{> talk to the hand Serenity 
37:00 <Fez> Theyll kill themselves
37:00 <Q{> i not clicking ur links no more
37:00 <Serenity> sorry we dont all have subcriptions to playschool Q
37:00 <Fez> Suicide girlies
37:00 <Serenity> https://d1a0n9gptf7ayu.cloudfront.net/cache/51/34/513427867a99bde0890c38a8f6e66adb.jpg
37:00 <Fez> Do we need porn posted?
38:00 <Serenity> why not?
38:00 <Serenity> dont click it if you dont want to see it
38:00 <Q{> no porn, i dont want to get desensitized
39:00 <Loof> Q{ i'm offended by your existence
39:00 <Loof> so live with it
39:00 <Q{> fine then! 
39:00 <Q{> how about this
39:00 <Ana_Ng> Q, I will desensitize you myself
39:00 <Q{> nsw
39:00 <Q{> http://i.imgur.com/CL0fUSI.jpg
39:00 <Fez> It must be cool or something
40:00 <Q{> ewwwwww Ana_Ng 
40:00 <Q{> dont scare me
40:00 <Q{> u making me shivering all over 
40:00 <Q{> from head to toes
40:00 <Q{> goose bums all over my bum
40:00 <Fez> Doesnt matter if iclick or not its still posted
40:00 <Q{> shaking all over bum and all
40:00 <Serenity> who cares
40:00 <Serenity> ffs
41:00 <Serenity> never known as many men to sook about porn than what happens in here
41:00 <Serenity> grow a set
41:00 <Fez> U discriminated against a woman with small breasts
41:00 <Q{> i let fez vet it first
41:00 <Loof> i just worry zac will see so i stopped clicking
42:00 <Fez> I just asked if we needed it posted
42:00 <Q{> yeh post then fez
42:00 <Serenity> fair enough not clicking it for that loof but to see there sooking about it
42:00 <Fez> Nah
42:00 <Serenity> honestly..
42:00 <Fez> No
42:00 <Fez> Lie...
42:00 <Serenity> i dont click links from here when my kids are around either
42:00 <Serenity> bugger that
42:00 <Loof> yeah
43:00 <Fez> Lol
45:00 <Serenity> ShadowLurker https://d1a0n9gptf7ayu.cloudfront.net/cache/67/a1/67a11c619b584e51a24e0708b70e0aca.jpg
45:00 <Serenity> for the record loof none of my links are clickable unless i say theyre safe lol
45:00 <Loof> lol ty
46:00 <Serenity> hot tea?
46:00 <Serenity> what kind of faggot is fez...
47:00 <Serenity> i dont know any man who doesnt want to see boobs
47:00 <Loof> if i can just get younger maybe i can get a chick like them lol
48:00 <Loof> zero chance
48:00 <Loof> gotta find me a rich asian milf
50:00 <Loof> did you fap Fez?
50:00 <Loof> with your little Fez dispenser?
50:00 <Fez> Yep
51:00 <Serenity> LOL @ fez dispenser
51:00 <Fez> Did u wanna help?
52:00 <Loof> https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTbu1704nFnRubOI1QcmRlcDzSTd4gl0ZbwiN2tqdvPboNOMMw91A
54:00 <Fez> Bass is a fish
54:00 <Fez> Theyre slippery and easy to drop
54:00 <Fez> ;)
55:00 <ShadowLurker> woah dayum nipple nibble
58:00 <Serenity> :>
58:00 <ShadowLurker> :}
00:00 <Serenity> ok im off
00:00 <Serenity> later
00:00 <simba> someone drop some real bass!!!!!!
01:00 <simba> ok here http://youtu.be/Caz9qK9K_Qg
01:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Kahn - Fierce ( Jun 20, 2012) 3:12 - Category: Music - 21,964 - 224 likes (99.6%), 1 dislikes (0.4%)
03:00 <Loof> fuck nearly blew my bass
03:00 <Loof> sounds awesome
03:00 <simba> yes sire
06:00 <Loof> more plz
06:00 <simba> loefah https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ocih6WexNEU
06:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Bug Ft. Flowdan - Jah War (Loefah Remix) (HD) (Jan 4, 2012) 0 - Category: Music - 129,810 - 1,240 likes (98.6%), 17 dislikes (1.4%)
09:00 <Floss> Afternoon
09:00 <Loof> man that would sound insane live
10:00 <simba> that would be the bees knees
18:00 <[Maverick]> I watched the worst.ever. movie today.. 
18:00 <[Maverick]> Bronson 
18:00 <[Maverick]> so so crap 
19:00 <British^Meat> staring bronson?
19:00 <[Maverick]> nah 
20:00 <British^Meat> i shall investigate
20:00 <British^Meat> i c
20:00 <British^Meat> y is crap?
20:00 <British^Meat> your usual prison movie?
21:00 <simba> https://33.media.tumblr.com/c62234672f28c704a6d8725c35bcc68b/tumblr_na5ppx4Vv41qb5gkjo3_500.jpg
21:00 <simba> that owns
22:00 <[Maverick]> it's a cheap knock off version of Chopper 
22:00 <Fez> What if the car dont start
22:00 <simba> then its a bigger problem!
23:00 <British^Meat> let me regarde simbas link
23:00 <British^Meat> hmmmm
23:00 <British^Meat> I D G I
24:00 <[Maverick]> Shazam is an app you use to find out names of songs by recording a bit of it. 
24:00 <British^Meat> ah yes
24:00 <British^Meat> i think i know of this app
25:00 <simba> http://youtu.be/tEg1cpgi1N4
25:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Ikonika: Sahara Michael (Hyperdub 2010) ( Oct 29, 2013) 4:24 - Category: Music - 195 views - 2 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
30:00 <simba> I saw TMNT earlier, & hate myself for it
30:00 <simba> lol
30:00 <British^Meat> cgi animated?
30:00 <simba> i thikn so
30:00 <British^Meat> was pretty arse that one
30:00 <British^Meat> another set of movies that gradually get weaker the more they go on
31:00 <simba> i saw the trailer for it and burst into laughter because it was just yet another movie about an american city being destroyed and blah blah blah, the pictures of the state police etc
31:00 <simba> then the turtles come and save LA !!!!!!
31:00 <British^Meat> massive tmnt fan was i back on the day
32:00 <slinky_J> o yea
32:00 <slinky_J> dang dabbit
32:00 <slinky_J> no green for josh today
32:00 <simba> what about the batman cartoons?
32:00 <slinky_J> fell thru :(
32:00 <British^Meat> yer they were cool back then too
32:00 <British^Meat> and xmen
32:00 <slinky_J> yeah like what about that biker mice cartoon
32:00 <simba> the batman animated series is rated one of the greatest cartoons ever i think
32:00 <British^Meat> f u
33:00 <slinky_J> I flossed
33:00 <British^Meat> ugh, sorry chats ruined, laters
33:00 <slinky_J> Batman Beyond 
33:00 <slinky_J> mega mega popular
33:00 <slinky_J> spawned the comic series
33:00 <slinky_J> aw poor bubby :(
34:00 <slinky_J> i so sorry from bottom of my heart.
36:00 <slinky_J> i done ruint ur day
36:00 <slinky_J> Mew can I ask you another question?
36:00 <Mew> sure
36:00 <Mew> what was the question before this one?
36:00 <slinky_J> cool
37:00 <Mew> cooooooooool runnings
37:00 <slinky_J> seen a good movie to suggest me to download?
37:00 <Mew> nope
37:00 <Mew> oh wait
37:00 <slinky_J> damn
37:00 <Mew> yeah
37:00 <slinky_J> swoite
37:00 <Mew> download Cool Runnings
37:00 <slinky_J> LOL
37:00 <Mew> its a thriller about some Jamaican guys
37:00 <psYbR> its bobsled time!
37:00 <slinky_J> oh lol so fu
37:00 <psYbR> hey sanca, ya dead?
37:00 <Mew> nah mon
37:00 <slinky_J> hahaha
38:00 <slinky_J> kiss the egg mon
38:00 <Mew> so how does it feel to be an old man now slinky_J?
38:00 <Mew> the big 3-8
38:00 <psYbR> i see PRIDE
38:00 <psYbR> i see POWER
38:00 <slinky_J> im watching The Immigrant
38:00 <psYbR> I see one badass mutha who wont take no crap offa nobody
38:00 <Lumeah> Hi psYbR 
38:00 <slinky_J> i heart period dramas
38:00 <psYbR> hi Lumeah 
38:00 <slinky_J> cause im such a girl
39:00 <Mew> havent you been watching the immigrant for like 4 days now?
39:00 <psYbR> ew period drama
39:00 <Lumeah> Happy birthday slinky_J 
39:00 <slinky_J> and marion coltiard
39:00 <Lumeah> Soz late
39:00 <slinky_J> is a prostitute
39:00 <simba> all i do is smoke trees all i do is smoke trees all i do is smoke trees all i do is smoke trees all i do is smoke trees all i do is smoke trees all i do is smoke trees all i do is smoke trees all i do is smoke trees all i do is smoke trees all i do is smoke trees all i do is smoke trees all i do is smoke trees 
39:00 <[Maverick]> period dramas eh.. about a bunch of stuck up cunts? 
39:00 <slinky_J> FU simba
39:00 <slinky_J> i had a bag locked
39:00 <Mew> all i wanna do is do it big girl big girl
39:00 <slinky_J> then wake up and it not locked :(
40:00 <simba> http://youtu.be/g6p-FpZyBP8
40:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: DJ Manny - All I Do Is (Smoke Trees) (Nov 14, 2011) 3:11 - Category: Music - 38,462 - 245 likes (94.2%), 15 dislikes (5.8%)
40:00 <slinky_J> FLOATER!
40:00 <simba> sure u did
40:00 <Mew> someone stole yo shit m8
40:00 <[Maverick]> HAHA 
40:00 <[Maverick]> BIG GIRL BIG GIRL! 
40:00 <slinky_J> i did
40:00 <Mew> i always think of the floating poo after singing that lol
40:00 <[Maverick]> haha 
40:00 <slinky_J> "sorry josh friends dealer got caught and is completely out .tried sorry. doug."
40:00 <[Maverick]> best movie 
41:00 <slinky_J> sif u love kevin and perry mav!
41:00 <slinky_J> u see the series?
41:00 <slinky_J> best ep goin nuts over not gettin a gameboy
41:00 <[Maverick]> "Sorry Josh, friends dealer got busted. Love Bronson" 
42:00 <slinky_J> i didnt make that up i typed it how the txt was sent..
42:00 <[Maverick]> neither did I. 
42:00 <Mew> i made a fruit cup icy last night and now.. its too FUCKING FROZEN
42:00 <[Maverick]> It's the internet. I am always right. 
42:00 <slinky_J> was gonna pay 35 bux for it
42:00 <[Maverick]> LOL 
43:00 <Mew> its probably a good thing you cant get hold of any weed cos you'd nut out on it anyway
43:00 <[Maverick]> ^^ 
43:00 <slinky_J> I have black spiced rum <3
43:00 <slinky_J> er
43:00 <slinky_J> weed is so so calming
43:00 <slinky_J> n im so so hyper
43:00 <[Maverick]> but you're not/ 
43:00 <Mew> yeah but you're so so unhinged
43:00 <slinky_J> im not?
43:00 <slinky_J> i am?
43:00 <slinky_J> weird
44:00 <[Maverick]> wired* 
44:00 <Mew> yeah how weird, you come across as such a calm happy person LOL
44:00 <slinky_J> i must be so different irl..
44:00 <Mew> you were actually worse irl
44:00 <slinky_J> that's insulting
44:00 <slinky_J> not offended though
44:00 <Mew> mental beyond my wildest dreams
44:00 <slinky_J> yer I was really fucked up back then
45:00 <slinky_J> thanks for being supportive
45:00 <slinky_J> :P
45:00 <Mew> you were like the wacky inflatable arm flailing tube man but with butter knives on the ends of his hands and a warning sticker on the back saying "Don't give this guy any drugs"
45:00 <Mew> keep ya distance 
45:00 <slinky_J> well
46:00 <slinky_J> try dealing with ptsd, agoraphobia, MDD, ocd
46:00 <Mew> what were you post traumatically stressed from? being born?
46:00 <slinky_J> sure
46:00 <Mew> or was it jail that stressed you out
46:00 <Mew> your time in the big house
47:00 <slinky_J> I used to be an asshole you like you, only thouoght of myself, did well for myself thouogh
47:00 <simba> ptsd?!!?!!?
47:00 <[Maverick]> getting bummed by his mum wearing a strap on.
47:00 <simba> lol
47:00 <simba> what war did u fite in
47:00 <slinky_J> saying that, I'm glad I went through what I went through
47:00 <Mew> just because i'm an asshole doesnt make you any less of a loose nutcase lol
47:00 <[Maverick]> the trauma was he didn't like the shade of lipstick he was wearing. 
47:00 <slinky_J> in your opinion
47:00 <partay> lol
48:00 <slinky_J> DON'T TELL FUCKING EVERYBODY
48:00 <Mew> the trauma from his mum kicking him out of home to move into a tiny mental health housing flat LOL
48:00 <Mew> no mummy dont leave me mummy
48:00 <Mew> i gotz ptsd
48:00 <partay> Ahhh mew you know how to tell it how it is
49:00 <PandasDontDrive> guessin adsl2+ hasnt kicked in yet
50:00 <Mew> just dont let it traumatise you
50:00 <PandasDontDrive> no chance of that
50:00 <PandasDontDrive> fox :)
50:00 <fawks> hi
51:00 <PandasDontDrive> when did u sleep?
51:00 <fawks> huh?
51:00 <PandasDontDrive> i passed out eatin vietnamese food in bed
51:00 <PandasDontDrive> hahahahaha
51:00 <fawks> i didmnt sleep
51:00 <PandasDontDrive> oh
51:00 <Mew> hahahahahahaha
51:00 <Mew> hi foofie
51:00 <Mew> when did you sleep?
51:00 <fawks> i slept this morning and got woke up at 5:30am
51:00 <fawks> hey mewmew x
51:00 <Mew> jk i was there sniffing your hair
51:00 <fawks> lol
51:00 <BilbroRappins> :/ what woke u
51:00 <Mew> me sniffing her hair
52:00 <fawks> the grbge truck
52:00 <BilbroRappins> lol
52:00 <fawks> we had this conversation
52:00 <fawks> in the morning
52:00 <BilbroRappins> oh yer u said
52:00 <fawks> yes
52:00 <fawks> i need to poop
52:00 <BilbroRappins> oui
52:00 <fawks> and eat lunch
52:00 <Mew> hes on the path of destructiong today so he cant remember much
52:00 <fawks> whats for lunch
52:00 <BilbroRappins> pooping it softly in his song
52:00 <Mew> hes just grasping at random things he associates with people before he blows up infront of everyone
52:00 <BilbroRappins> i just awoke from a nap
52:00 <BilbroRappins> thx mew
53:00 <fawks> i'm feeling pretty placid atm
53:00 <Mew> youve been typing in here for a solid 20 minutes
53:00 <Mew> you are actually mental LOL
54:00 <BilbroRappins> mental for typing
54:00 <simba> L!!!OL
54:00 <BilbroRappins> swoite mew
54:00 <BilbroRappins> can i pay you to be my psychiatrist?
55:00 <simba> fuck you, pay me
55:00 <simba> - good fellers
55:00 <BilbroRappins> simba check out youtube for al pacino carlito's way court scene
55:00 <BilbroRappins> funny shit
55:00 <Sponge> when you're swimming with sharks you eventually get bit
56:00 <BilbroRappins> rly?
56:00 <BilbroRappins> even non-man eaters
56:00 <BilbroRappins> or port jacksons
56:00 <BilbroRappins> gummy sharks
56:00 <BilbroRappins> they gum gum on ur pee pee
56:00 <Sponge> baby gammy sharks
56:00 <BilbroRappins> hahaha
56:00 <BilbroRappins> thas bad
57:00 <Mew> i love tea
57:00 <simba> i dont have youtube
57:00 <Mew> lmao
58:00 <BilbroRappins> gfy
58:00 <BilbroRappins> Mew how much for a psych evaluation
58:00 <Mew> gfar
58:00 <Mew> im not a psych soz
58:00 <Mew> you're just incredibly easy to read
58:00 <BilbroRappins> L O L
58:00 <BilbroRappins> now that makes my day
58:00 <partay> Bilbo you're beyond help
58:00 <Mew> awww
58:00 <BilbroRappins> you reading me
58:00 <BilbroRappins> ahahahahahaha
59:00 <simba> like a childrens book
59:00 <Mew> hahahahahaha
59:00 <BilbroRappins> needed a good laugh
59:00 <BilbroRappins> coming from the most obvious, obnoxious source of idiocy
59:00 <Mew> spot logs onto irc, spot talks about scream, spot gets drunk, spot rages on irc
59:00 <partay> LIL
00:00 <BilbroRappins> hah
00:00 <fawks> LiL
00:00 <simba> LIL
00:00 <BilbroRappins> funny
00:00 <BilbroRappins> i dont have a log
00:00 <Mew> LiL
00:00 <Mew> ......looool
00:00 <BilbroRappins> but there is a file on you
00:00 <Mew> ok m8
00:00 <fawks> lol waht
00:00 <BilbroRappins> and thx again for that last name
00:00 <fawks> so cbf for this 
00:00 <BilbroRappins> *sruename
00:00 <fawks> yawnfest
00:00 <BilbroRappins> surename*
00:00 <fawks> im gonna make some eggggggz
00:00 <Mew> a file on me lmfao who are you johninja
00:00 <BilbroRappins> wtf
00:00 <simba> surname*
00:00 <BilbroRappins> -e
00:00 <BilbroRappins> yer
01:00 <simba> forename surname
01:00 <fawks> skrambelled eggz
01:00 <BilbroRappins> foreskin
01:00 <fawks> w pepper pls ty
01:00 <BilbroRappins> me and this keyboard <3
01:00 <BilbroRappins> i type sound
01:00 <BilbroRappins> and usually type souond
01:00 <fawks> all i need in this life of sinnnn
01:00 <fawks> is me and mah keyboard
01:00 <BilbroRappins> same with thouought
01:00 <BilbroRappins> ^
01:00 <simba> they call me princess kush
02:00 <BilbroRappins> mew y do you consistently try to bring me down
02:00 <BilbroRappins> when u dont know me irl
02:00 <Mew> imagine his irc files lmao johninjas would actually be pretty dark and weird but pandas would be like "Mew.txt - the name of the girl he beat the shit out of. Fawks.txt does paintings. Serenity.txt likes scream moofies Simba.txt stole me basketball"
02:00 <BilbroRappins> not irc file
03:00 <BilbroRappins> i gave the surname to a lawyer
03:00 <Mew> oh a life file? lmao
03:00 <BilbroRappins> thats why i said thx brb
03:00 <Mew> stop seriously this is too funny LOL
03:00 <Mew> you gave the name of the girl you bashed to your lawyer?!
03:00 <BilbroRappins> im taking you to court eventually you fucking idiot.
03:00 <British^Meat> hah, didnt u tell this lawyer about me too? what happened with that?
03:00 <British^Meat> also
03:00 <Mew> isnt that like signing yourself up for jail
03:00 <British^Meat> where do i live?
03:00 <simba> lol
03:00 <simba> why would you bother bringing up court when she has screencaps of you threatening to rape and murder her chilkd?
03:00 <simba> fucking retard man
03:00 <Mew> oh man he is messy today LOL
03:00 <BilbroRappins> that's irrelevent
04:00 <British^Meat> <-- has logs
04:00 <[Maverick]> I like this... everyone that has met you Josh, has said the exact same thing about you but you try and plead that you're nothing like they say you are... 
04:00 <British^Meat> alll da logz
04:00 <BilbroRappins> and she couldnt afford a lawyer 
04:00 <simba> she could bring you down if she wanted to, youre just pretending you could, thats the diff here
04:00 <BilbroRappins> I have 3
04:00 <BilbroRappins> no she couldnt lol
04:00 <BilbroRappins> you dont know anything about this shit
04:00 <simba> everyone on irc has seen the evidence to put you away
04:00 <simba> lol
04:00 <BilbroRappins> it's about money baby
04:00 <BilbroRappins> so do it
04:00 <BilbroRappins> do  it
04:00 <simba> this is why im telling you to PLEASE stop harrassing women josh
04:00 <BilbroRappins> money jono
04:00 <simba> i actually have to ask nicely
05:00 <simba> for you to stop harrasing humans over the internet
05:00 <BilbroRappins> nah u dont
05:00 <BilbroRappins> you just need to smoke less weed dude
05:00 <BilbroRappins> ur fucked in the head jono
05:00 <[Maverick]> pandaindenial
05:00 <Mew> this is too good lol
05:00 <simba> for telling you to stop harrassing women?
05:00 <BilbroRappins> no
05:00 <BilbroRappins> for ur ranting in pm
05:00 <British^Meat> give ur weed to pandas, too dumb to score any himself
05:00 <simba> now hes just talking about himself
05:00 <Mew> British^Meat his dealer got "busted"
05:00 <Mew> how convenient
06:00 <British^Meat> damn, hate when that happens
06:00 <BilbroRappins> my dealer didnt get busted
06:00 <BilbroRappins> i dont hae a dealer..
06:00 <simba> he doesnt have any contacts he was asking me for a bag and i said maybe and then hes like kk cant wait to see u again bro
06:00 <BilbroRappins> paying me attention again. <3
06:00 <British^Meat> gross
06:00 <Mew> oh LMAO
06:00 <BilbroRappins> let's see where this goes
07:00 <Mew> hey i think i know where you can get some
07:00 <Mew> let me pull a few pubes for you
07:00 <Mew> i mean strings
07:00 <Mew> strings
07:00 <British^Meat> he always goes silent or acts like he's busy when i chat
07:00 <British^Meat> Sux
07:00 <BilbroRappins> hahahahaha
07:00 <British^Meat> hue
07:00 <BilbroRappins> it's just to bad you dont rile up in ps3 first anymore
07:00 <BilbroRappins> that was fun
08:00 <BilbroRappins> kick you, come back mad, ban you, come into melb and go on and on about me LOL
08:00 <BilbroRappins> ur like my hobby farm
08:00 <BilbroRappins> haha
08:00 <British^Meat> its a dead chan 
08:00 <BilbroRappins> think on that and eat your faggot n chips
08:00 <BilbroRappins> sure
08:00 <British^Meat> and u always whine "KEEP IT OUT OF PS3 BRO"
08:00 <BilbroRappins> sure moit sure moiit
09:00 <Mew> think on that.
09:00 <Mew> let me alone.
09:00 <British^Meat> hah, honestly dude, i dont get mad for being kicked out of a idle channel 
09:00 <BilbroRappins> defensive bm
09:00 <British^Meat> u nong
09:00 <BilbroRappins> so y explain it to me
09:00 <BilbroRappins> u keep explaining things to me
09:00 <Mew> .......................
09:00 <BilbroRappins> lol
09:00 <British^Meat> huh?
09:00 <BilbroRappins> y
09:00 <BilbroRappins> hah
09:00 <[Maverick]> moving on. 
09:00 <simba> yyyyyyyyyyy
09:00 <BilbroRappins> ur my fkn play thing
10:00 <Mew> ......................................................
10:00 <British^Meat> why explain why i dont get mad?
10:00 <simba> this is kinda pieter esque
10:00 <British^Meat> I D G I
10:00 <[Maverick]> it is 
10:00 <Mew> somebody get this man syringe 
10:00 <Mew> a *
10:00 <BilbroRappins> oh 3 ppl attacking me on irc is pieteresque
10:00 <simba> ROIDS
10:00 <British^Meat> must suck getting bullied every day :/
11:00 <BilbroRappins> not really
11:00 <BilbroRappins> not by you guise
11:00 <Mew> you losing your marbles more and more in the public eye is whats pieteresque about it
11:00 <BilbroRappins> the eye of the irc nobody?
11:00 <BilbroRappins> clap
11:00 <Mew> thats correct
11:00 <British^Meat> pretty sure when i come back from work tonight you'll either not be here, or just be MORE mental
11:00 <Mew> well you dont do it infront of anyone else lol
11:00 <BilbroRappins> i'll be what ever you want me to be bm
11:00 <British^Meat> not here
11:00 <British^Meat> hows that?
12:00 <Mew> yeah can you be not here
12:00 <British^Meat> i want you to be not here JB
12:00 <BilbroRappins> i dont know
12:00 <BilbroRappins> how is that?
12:00 <BilbroRappins> JB
12:00 <BilbroRappins> type my surname
12:00 <British^Meat> yup :)
12:00 <simba> type ur dongers
12:00 <BilbroRappins> since you dont give a fuck
12:00 <British^Meat> hah
12:00 <BilbroRappins> hah
12:00 <BilbroRappins> pussy
12:00 <British^Meat> y would i do that?
12:00 <BilbroRappins> that's rhetorical
13:00 <British^Meat> it'll get me banned coz u had a piss and moan to that dude
13:00 <BilbroRappins> Why wouldn't you?
13:00 <British^Meat> stebie
13:00 <[Maverick]> this is boring, can we play another game? 
13:00 <BilbroRappins> stebie <3
13:00 <BilbroRappins> yes mav
13:00 <BilbroRappins> so neway mav the chick in this movie, from batman 3 and inception is a prostitute
13:00 <British^Meat> just like, im almost positive if i ban you from #ps3 it'll kick me also, which i think its why u keep banning me from there
13:00 <BilbroRappins> the end.
14:00 <[Maverick]> Mew: How is Pirate and Handsome Pete? 
14:00 <simba> #ps3 is as bad as #cats
14:00 <BilbroRappins> you don't know why I ban you?
14:00 <BilbroRappins> LOL
14:00 <BilbroRappins> hahaha
14:00 <simba> and #random
14:00 <BilbroRappins> you're so perceptive bm!!!
14:00 <Bill> well i got a bottle of red wine
14:00 <British^Meat> its worse simba :) soooooo silent
14:00 <Bill> and a bottle of scotch
14:00 <simba> #ps5 is the place to be
14:00 <Mew> they are gr8 thx mav
14:00 <BilbroRappins> so why are you in the channel right now British^Meat?
15:00 <British^Meat> i dunno
15:00 <British^Meat> i ask myself that a bit sometimes
15:00 <Bill> so pfft
15:00 <[Maverick]> and Roaring Rory? 
15:00 <British^Meat> did u ban me from #ps3 so id go on about it in here pandas?
15:00 <Mew> hes the best out of all of them LOL
15:00 <BilbroRappins> problem solved bm
15:00 <Mew> my favie
15:00 <British^Meat> You win buddy :)
15:00 <Mew> he comes fishing with me now on the beach
15:00 <British^Meat> perception +1
15:00 <BilbroRappins> u hate it
15:00 <BilbroRappins> ur banned
15:00 <[Maverick]> haha awesome 
16:00 <Bill> Mew stay off our beaches
16:00 <British^Meat> not really, you'll unban me
16:00 <British^Meat> so,,,,, I D G I
16:00 <[Maverick]> bm and pandas... shut the fuck up please. 
16:00 <BilbroRappins> not this time
16:00 <British^Meat> oh and u didnt give me a chance to ban you!
16:00 <Bill> fuck up
16:00 <British^Meat> i'll try it next time
16:00 <BilbroRappins> im crying
16:00 <British^Meat> OK FUCKYAS!
16:00 <BilbroRappins> woot almost 3pm
16:00 <BilbroRappins> 2*
16:00 <Mew> yaaaaaay 2pm
17:00 <simba> yesssssssssssssssssss
17:00 <simba> my favorite hour
17:00 <BilbroRappins> yesssssss
17:00 <Mew> 13 minutes woop wooooooooop
17:00 <BilbroRappins> woop!
17:00 <BilbroRappins> i tell time
17:00 <simba> yesssssssssssssssssssss 
17:00 <BilbroRappins> blues clues!
17:00 <BilbroRappins> mew srs go spend time with ur kid.
17:00 <BilbroRappins> pz
18:00 <simba> pz is her kid?
18:00 <Mew> i irc birthed him
18:00 <Mew> it was in #chapel
18:00 <British^Meat> :) talking about your kid
18:00 <British^Meat> classic
19:00 <simba> fucking retarded isnt it
19:00 <BilbroRappins> i wana perfect boddyyyy i wana perfect soouuul
19:00 <BilbroRappins> i want you to notiiceee
19:00 <Mew> guys nobody freak out or anything okay lets all keep calm while i announce this..
19:00 <BilbroRappins> when im not around
19:00 <Mew> its now 11 minutes til 2pm.......................
19:00 <BilbroRappins> you're so very special
20:00 <BilbroRappins> i wish i was specialll
20:00 <British^Meat> no. shit.
20:00 <Mew> TEN
20:00 <BilbroRappins> but im a creep
20:00 <Mew> we're on the 10 mark now
20:00 <BilbroRappins> im a weirdoooo
20:00 <BilbroRappins> aha
20:00 <[Maverick]> ~confetti~
20:00 <simba> 10 mins until 2pm wot wot!!
20:00 <simba> hahahaha
20:00 <simba> fkn mate comin over i hope
20:00 <simba> unles he ditched me again
20:00 <simba> fk
20:00 <Mew> everybody get rekt
20:00 <British^Meat> hah hue
20:00 <simba> fkn mate i made up in my head isnt coming over WTF!!!!!!!
20:00 <[Maverick]> LOL
21:00 <British^Meat> yup, gonna spend the rest of the inside, watchin movies
21:00 <Mew> hahaha
21:00 <British^Meat> balls :/
21:00 <Mew> you know its bad when even your imaginary friends bail on you
21:00 <[Maverick]> go for a date with my mum, cause all chicks I know have VRO's on me
22:00 <simba> lol
22:00 <Mew> wiggity wiggity wot this shit is great, the amount of minutes til 2 is now muvvafukken EIGHT
24:00 <fawks> mmm
24:00 <simba> https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/t31.0-8/10495023_854742744555610_4388584002487598485_o.jpg
24:00 <fawks> eggs, cherry tomatoes and basil
24:00 <fawks> tyvm
24:00 <simba> the mall looks whack now
24:00 <simba> so fresh so clean
29:00 <simba> http://youtu.be/Wd8Ykeaf1No
29:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Snake Eater-Joker ( May 15, 2012) 4:56 - Category: Music - 3,228 - 32 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
36:00 <partay>  Daytime tv is totally fucked
37:00 <Mew> http://shelfies.com/collections/sweaters/products/90s-people-sweater
38:00 <partay> That's something Picard would wear
38:00 <Ana_Ng> everything on that site is spectacular
38:00 <partay> But a XXXXL 
38:00 <Mew> yeah no shit Ana_Ng i want the internet one 
39:00 <Mew> http://shelfies.com/collections/sweaters/products/internet-kids-sweater
40:00 <simba> lol
40:00 <simba> ms paint sweater is trippy
41:00 <Mew> http://shelfies.com/collections/sweaters/products/kid-pix-sweater
41:00 <Mew> kid pix!!!!
41:00 <simba> lol
41:00 <simba> fuck yea
42:00 <simba> did u used to play that on the old macs?
42:00 <BilbroRappins> woot
42:00 <Mew> yeah around year 4/5ish
42:00 <BilbroRappins> now i got teh greenday cd
42:00 <Mew> i remember a newer version where if you made a mistake it'd go "made a booo booooo yeeeeeeeeah"
42:00 <Mew> or something like that
42:00 <partay> Bilbro how fucking old are you?
43:00 <simba> what about infotron did you ever play that?
43:00 <simba> with the litle red dot man?
43:00 <Mew> neg
43:00 <Mew> doesnt sound familiar
43:00 <simba> that game was SiIICCkK
49:00 <simba> bastardly one and ana ng found https://31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m67aoqfOr71qf25pqo1_r1_500.png
53:00 <BilbroRappins> jeid mind - narrow grave
53:00 <BilbroRappins> unffffffffff
53:00 <BilbroRappins> ump ump Ooo dis
54:00 <BilbroRappins> they love a way i pen a chant, under a tennant lamp hear my voice blast from a vintage amp
54:00 <partay> Bilbro silence
56:00 <Mew> its past 2pm i guess his friend didnt show
57:00 <partay> Bilbro has no friends
58:00 <fawks> beautiful
58:00 <fawks> http://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2014/aug/12/russell-brand-robin-williams-divine-madness-broken-world
02:00 <BilbroRappins> partgay
02:00 <BilbroRappins> get onto a hobby yo
02:00 <BilbroRappins> Mew has one, she just dont pay attention to it
02:00 <Fez> Partgay? Not allgay?
02:00 <BilbroRappins> I hide toy trains in teh toilet!
02:00 <BilbroRappins> i smirt kid
03:00 <Fez> Sounds like a compliment
03:00 <BilbroRappins> WISH I LISTENED TO WAGNER!
03:00 <fawks> Mew and Pirate irl https://scontent-a-pao.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xap1/t1.0-9/994189_10152628042934169_7871659393773026050_n.png
05:00 <BilbroRappins> mew n pirate irl = tweedle dee and tweedle dumb
05:00 <Mew> LOL
05:00 <Mew> except it was a skidmark on my face
05:00 <BilbroRappins> yo mew go smoke some more meth when ur not arounod ur kid
05:00 <BilbroRappins> ;)
05:00 <BilbroRappins> least ben does the double weed+meth still <3
06:00 <Mew> yo BilbroRappins im sorry your friend didnt turn up but pls dont take your rage out on me
06:00 <BilbroRappins> hah
06:00 <BilbroRappins> chill winston
06:00 <BilbroRappins> it's amazing the things you can find out about a person.
06:00 <BilbroRappins> :P
07:00 <Mew> :P
07:00 <simba> :P
07:00 <BilbroRappins> :P
07:00 <Fez> Colon capital p
07:00 <simba> emoticons hide my true feelings
08:00 <simba> this is u https://40.media.tumblr.com/026e00cfc76801e86fbd93913a0fe3f5/tumblr_mxiaazjLT11rdq2opo1_500.jpg
08:00 <simba> thats what u look like inside
09:00 <Fez> Dats me
09:00 <Fez> Sec see
15:00 <[Maverick]>  <BilbroRappins> it's amazing the things you can find out about a person.
15:00 <[Maverick]> did your imaginary friend tell you this? the one that didn't show? 
19:00 <ShadowLurker> lol
19:00 <wily> you guys are very negative today
19:00 <Floss> Neggy Eggy
19:00 <ShadowLurker> sounds like "i dont know anything but ill just make vaigue accusations to create paranoia"
19:00 <Serenity> shadowlurker eats dong
19:00 <ShadowLurker> so do you
20:00 <fawks> vaigue
20:00 <Floss> Dong kebab
20:00 <ShadowLurker> i can never spell that right
20:00 <ShadowLurker> like ever
20:00 <Floss> theres no i right
20:00 <fawks> oui
21:00 <fawks> like plague
21:00 <fawks> bzzzzzzt
21:00 <Floss> plague doesnt look right but i think it is
21:00 <Floss> just a weird looking word
21:00 <fawks> u dont look right
22:00 <Floss> BURN
22:00 <simba> oops
24:00 <ShadowLurker> i heard simba also likes to eat dongs
25:00 <simba> raise ur dongers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
25:00 <Floss> it has a special treat inside so he doesnt get bored while his owners are at work
25:00 <ShadowLurker> yeh u wrecked it
25:00 <Ana_Ng> the vague plague
26:00 <Ana_Ng> in the Hague
26:00 <fawks> spaghetti bolognague
26:00 <ShadowLurker> and here come the human reincarnation of dumb
26:00 <Ana_Ng> hey everybody, it's Loof's butt buddy, ShadowLurk
27:00 <fawks> mayonague
27:00 <Ana_Ng> daniel crague
27:00 <fawks> simby i just watched an ep of crim minds and mayonegg was in it
27:00 <simba> lol
27:00 <simba> ann?
27:00 <simba> her?
27:00 <fawks> yeah
27:00 <fawks> lolol
28:00 <fawks> was weird seeing her in that role
28:00 <fawks> she was on crack
28:00 <simba> what teh hell how old is that ep
28:00 <simba> was she older
28:00 <fawks> a junkie who got kidnapped
28:00 <fawks> um idk she looked the same age roughly
28:00 <simba> did i show u that article or did u show me where it mentioned they had different girls who played ann
28:00 <simba> possibly to add to the joke of how bland she is
28:00 <simba> unrecognisable
28:00 <fawks> yeah
28:00 <fawks> lol
29:00 <simba> that article owned!!!!!!
29:00 <fawks> it did
29:00 <fawks> you should watch all of s4 anyway
29:00 <simba> good googling http://www.buzzfeed.com/fivezaj/25-hidden-jokes-in-arrested-development-a8zp
29:00 <fawks> oui
29:00 <fawks> its not as good but its cool how they linked all eps together
30:00 <fawks> the ending sucked though :(
30:00 <simba> oh
30:00 <simba> does someone die?
30:00 <fawks> um
31:00 <fawks> not someone really relevant and you don't even know for sure
31:00 <simba> good
31:00 <simba> ur my cousin arent u - maybe
31:00 <simba> thats the best
32:00 <fawks> lolol
33:00 <BilbroRappins> emoticons hide my true feelingsemoticons hide my true feelingsemoticons hide my true feelingsemoticons hide my true feelingsemoticons hide my true feelings
34:00 <fawks> do they
34:00 <Serenity> I love when fanny ng tried to burn people and ends up looking dumb
34:00 <Serenity> its cute
34:00 <fawks> huh
35:00 <BilbroRappins> i think ur cute
35:00 <BilbroRappins> my ultimate plan is to have plastic surgery and become ShadowLurker
35:00 <BilbroRappins> wah HA HA HA HAWW!!!
35:00 <Maurice> Serenity, my cotd stuff came :D
36:00 <ShadowLurker> go hard
36:00 <BilbroRappins> i am hard
36:00 <BilbroRappins> i mean
36:00 <BilbroRappins> i will!
36:00 <BilbroRappins> im not good looking so it'll be an improvement haha
36:00 <Serenity> so no Maurice tonight then
37:00 <Maurice> Lol
37:00 <Shadowpretender> sezz babe what time u gettin home tonight?
37:00 <ShadowLurker> lool
37:00 <Shadowpretender> lol
37:00 <Serenity> lol...
37:00 <slinky_J> i gotta do my research to pull off my ULTIMATE PLAN!
38:00 <fawks> wb mewmew
40:00 <Mew> thx foof
40:00 <Mew> i think my laptop is about to die
40:00 <Mew> rip
41:00 <slinky_J> inside simba's brain https://scontent-b-sea.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpa1/t1.0-9/10615963_927289520620657_5826241168517499376_n.jpg
41:00 <slinky_J> xD
41:00 <fawks> xD
41:00 <simba> xD
41:00 <Mew> xD
42:00 <slinky_J> xD
42:00 <slinky_J> dip dip dippin my dick, dippin my dick wiki wiki dip dippin my dick
43:00 <slinky_J> my dick milk brings all the slags to the yard, bogan, my friends r retards!
44:00 <simba> all u need is a *wiggle wiggle wiggle*
44:00 <Floss> gross
44:00 <slinky_J> lolol
44:00 <slinky_J> i flip my hair
45:00 <Mew> xD
45:00 <slinky_J> Oh Percy this tea is smashing!
45:00 <slinky_J> How're those faggots coming along?
45:00 <slinky_J> Quite well Henry!
45:00 <slinky_J> could go a pork pie bout now
45:00 <simba> *unf unf unf*
45:00 <slinky_J> pay u go shop for me simba
46:00 <slinky_J> 1 pork pie i give u some ice cream
46:00 <slinky_J> O_O
46:00 <Mew> O_O
46:00 <simba> O_O
46:00 <simba> *wiggle wiggle wiggle*
46:00 <Mew> u done wigglin
47:00 <xm> you seem derp happy today panda
47:00 <xm> what did you take
47:00 <Mew> he took a placebo marijuana pill
48:00 <slinky_J> Mew u inspire me <3
48:00 <xm> reminds me of this ep from Freaks & Geeks
48:00 <xm> when they all got drunk over kegs that didnt even have alcohol in it
48:00 <simba> xms gonna be a famous drummer, man!
48:00 <simba> lol
48:00 <slinky_J> LOL
56:00 <Mew> slinky_j pls stop pming me thx
57:00 <Mew> I asked nicely xD
57:00 <slinky_J> ;)
57:00 <slinky_J> i respect that
57:00 <simba> lol
57:00 <simba> another day of harassing women online
57:00 <slinky_J> money money MONEY
57:00 <simba> very manly
57:00 <slinky_J> oh simba
58:00 <slinky_J> you know full well Mew harasses me every day
58:00 <slinky_J> and you dont do your job and stop it
58:00 <slinky_J> you're a boy that dances with pigeons.
58:00 <simba> why dont you try and rise above
58:00 <slinky_J> y dont u get off the weed mr philosopher
58:00 <simba> im sober as shit
58:00 <slinky_J> get a fucking job
58:00 <slinky_J> study
58:00 <xm> pandas are an endangered species
59:00 <simba> lol
59:00 <xm> someone has gotta stand up for them
59:00 <xm> mew is eatin all their bamboo
59:00 <Mew> hes like a maori homer simpson
59:00 <simba> the unemployed uneducated jew dropout is dishing out advice now
59:00 <xm> and making expensive bamboo chairs
59:00 <slinky_J> How did you know I'm a maori homer simpson?
59:00 <xm> d'ohua
59:00 <simba> dont have a go at me for telling you to stop harrasing women just stop harassing women
59:00 <Mew> loooool xm
59:00 <xm> does panda ever do an anger dance before he rages on IRC
59:00 <slinky_J> look, you can't blame me for having a go at you guys when you do it constantly
00:00 <slinky_J> so wise up
00:00 <simba> you always pretend youre the victim
00:00 <xm> do it on cam 
00:00 <slinky_J> i dont have to pretend anything jono
00:00 <Mew> wise up man this is irc
00:00 <simba> but in reality youre always randomly coming back to your laptop bringing up loof, british meat, mew or someone else
00:00 <Mew> be srs
00:00 <slinky_J> what's with the turning tables
00:00 <slinky_J> acting like a girl
00:00 <rocksncocks> looooooooooollllllllllllllllllll @ slinky_J got ripped a new arsehole and now he's crying like a bitch
00:00 <slinky_J> well that's not true
01:00 <slinky_J> because I see mew and bm go on and on about me most days
01:00 <slinky_J> and dont say anything
01:00 <simba> lol
01:00 <slinky_J> i choose to last night, today
01:00 <simba> you can never not say anything
01:00 <slinky_J> that's a totalism
01:00 <Mew> thaaaats a paddlin
02:00 <xm> for you to take IRC so seriously to this level it shows you must have very little contact with the real life
02:00 <xm> you have withdrawn and this is your new reality
02:00 <slinky_J> i take irc srsly?
02:00 <rocksncocks> looooooooooollllllllllllllllllll @ slinky_J got ripped a new arsehole and now he's crying like a bitch
02:00 <xm> if you didnt have IRC you'd be screaming at TV
02:00 <slinky_J> LOL  @ slinky_J got ripped a new arsehole and now he's crying like a bitch
03:00 <slinky_J> oh man i just had a shower now i gotta sell perscription medication
03:00 <xm> ok
03:00 <slinky_J> i should be arrested
03:00 <slinky_J> mew call the cops
03:00 <xm> see you in my spambox
03:00 <simbaa> looooooooooollllllllllllllllllll @ slinky_J got ripped a new arsehole and now he's crying like a bitch
03:00 <slinky_J> im selling seroquel xr and valium 
03:00 <simba> -_-
03:00 <slinky_J> call them mew call THEM!
03:00 <xm> seroquel would be good to knock people out 
04:00 <xm> im not familiar with XR
04:00 <xm> i know of xR that dickhead
04:00 <slinky_J> its um 50 mg
04:00 <xm> but he aint no drug
04:00 <Mew> hes losing dem marblez
04:00 <slinky_J> if u snap it it just acts like the 25 fast acting
04:00 <simbaa> looooooooooollllllllllllllllllll @ slinky_J got ripped a new arsehole and now he's crying like a bitch
04:00 <slinky_J> but i dont need them just have boxes left over from trying them for ocd
04:00 <slinky_J> n drug addicts give u cash money
04:00 <xm> ive got a lot of anti-psychotics around but im noto selling them. time capsules
05:00 <xm> so i can remind myself down the track in 50 years time how crazy i was back then
05:00 <xm> the good times
05:00 <slinky_J> i only need to take cymbalta to keep the mdd away man
05:00 <xm> and read out IRC logs from then too
05:00 <xm> tears shall flow
05:00 <simba> ive got senzu beans for sale 
05:00 <simba> heal u 100% no matter how gone u are
05:00 <slinky_J> got a 2:30 aptmnt on sat, finally get down to the ocd bizniz
05:00 <xm> 'this is where i dropped a tear on my printed IRC log'
05:00 <slinky_J> LOL xm
06:00 <simbaa> looooooooooollllllllllllllllllll @ slinky_J got ripped a new arsehole and now he's crying like a bitch looooooooooollllllllllllllllllll @ slinky_J got ripped a new arsehole and now he's crying like a bitch
06:00 <simba> yep we get it
07:00 <simbaa> looooooooooollllllllllllllllllll @ slinky_J got ripped a new arsehole and now he's crying like a bitch looooooooooollllllllllllllllllll @ slinky_J got ripped a new arsehole and now he's crying like a bitch
08:00 <simbaa> suck me off suck me off wrap your lips around my cock and suck me off
09:00 <simba> good gremlinz is here
09:00 <simbaa> yeah good yeah
09:00 <simbaa> gremlinz is that true bro
10:00 <simbaa> youre trying to take over austnet cause youre a faggot?
10:00 <simbaa> HAHAHA
10:00 <simbaa> james whitehead
10:00 <simbaa> cock sucker
11:00 <simba> how come i banned the simbaa id and he still joined straight away
11:00 <simba> but then it just worked
11:00 <simba> fucken politics
12:00 <xm> Longie likes soft tacos. gremlinz likes hard tacos...why cant we have both????!?????!???
12:00 <xm> taco wars
12:00 <simba> i like soft
12:00 <simba> the hard ones just break everywhere!!
13:00 <xm> fuck yes
13:00 <xm> i dont get this hard taco business
13:00 <xm> i also hate doritos, cc's etc
13:00 <simba> oh 
13:00 <simba> why
13:00 <simba> doritos own
13:00 <xm> no
13:00 <xm> hate that stuff
13:00 <simbaa> looooooooooollllllllllllllllllll @ slinky_J got ripped a new arsehole and now he's crying like a bitch looooooooooollllllllllllllllllll @ slinky_J got ripped a new arsehole and now he's crying like a bitch
13:00 <simbaa> suck me off suck me off wrap your lips around my cock and suck me off
13:00 <xm> ive never quite understood that culture of them
13:00 <simba> gremlinz can u help get rid of this guy
14:00 <simba> its a stoner thing i think xm
14:00 <simba> they go hand in hand
14:00 <xm> perhaps
14:00 <simbaa> simba is such a dumb cunt he has to whinge to an oper
14:00 <simba> that artificial cheesy goodness
14:00 <xm> but i do like cheese
14:00 <simbaa> what will a zline to simba?
14:00 <simbaa> its just another ban
14:00 <simba> maybe help u get a life?
14:00 <simba> lol
14:00 <simbaa> do
14:00 <simbaa> then i would have two
14:00 <simbaa> HAHAHAHHAHAHA
15:00 <simbaa> you stupid fuck
16:00 <simbaa> simba is such a dumb cunt he has to whinge to an oper
16:00 <simbaa> looooooooooollllllllllllllllllll @ slinky_J got ripped a new arsehole and now he's crying like a bitch looooooooooollllllllllllllllllll @ slinky_J got ripped a new arsehole and now he's crying like a bitch
16:00 <slinky_J> kick ass founda 8gig usb
17:00 <slinky_J> who the fuck IS that
17:00 <slinky_J> i want to have sex with them.
17:00 <simbaa> suck me off suck me off wrap your lips around my cock and suck me off
17:00 <simbaa> looooooooooollllllllllllllllllll @ slinky_J got ripped a new arsehole and now he's crying like a bitch looooooooooollllllllllllllllllll @ slinky_J got ripped a new arsehole and now he's crying like a bitch
18:00 <simbaa> suck me off suck me off wrap your lips around my cock and suck me off
19:00 <slinky_J> i want you to suck me off
19:00 <slinky_J> OH FUCK
19:00 <slinky_J> i was SO IN!
20:00 <slinky_J> never gonna find a nice guy
22:00 <Sponge> you seen all new guarddians of hte universe slinky_J?
22:00 <Sponge> the kids love it
24:00 <slinky_J> so you loved it?
24:00 <Sponge> i'm going to sit back and spend 10 minutes remembering lauren baall
24:00 <Sponge> then leaveanother 5minutesfor remembering robin williams
25:00 <Sponge> nanoo nanoo
25:00 <slinky_J> cool
25:00 <slinky_J> have fun with that
25:00 <slinky_J> rub vegemite over your buttocks while you're at it
25:00 <slinky_J> masturbate with peanut butter.. 
26:00 <doctor> i want to dissemble this mouse so i can clean it, but they've designed it in a way that you can't open it. pricks...
26:00 <Sponge> slinky_J i have an issue. I just went through the self serve at woolies . bought 2boxes of nutrigrain but got charged for 3 boxes. I ain't got no way of proving woolies fucked me wiithout lube, but would you try getting your money bak slinky_J
26:00 <Sponge> you're a man's man. sticking up for what'sright
27:00 <Sponge> the jew you mean, when you say 'they've'
27:00 <doctor> maybe you scanned it thrice
27:00 <slinky_J> I'm going to church this sunday!
27:00 <slinky_J> first time in yrs
27:00 <slinky_J> gonna be ace
27:00 <Sponge> still only got 2 boxes
28:00 <doctor> they probably would give you an extra box but probably best to recheck before paying
28:00 <doctor> woolies tend to be good that way
28:00 <slinky_J> lol
29:00 <Sponge> i walked home with them. i didn't accidently store an extra box in my arsehole wihtout knowing
29:00 <Sponge> they're 800gram boxes
30:00 <slinky_J> you gotta meet beagle
30:00 <slinky_J> he's met a real alien!
30:00 <slinky_J> XD
30:00 <Sponge> well F it .. at the risk of being thought of as a cheap fuck I will go back and demand my extra box
30:00 <slinky_J> i like box
31:00 <slinky_J> hunty bunty cunty bunty how does your minge hair grow!
31:00 <partay> Slinky shame you don't get any box
34:00 <slinky_J> lol
34:00 <slinky_J> no shame in saying i do
35:00 <slinky_J> when's the last time you got your ding dong inside one?
38:00 <Sponge> stink beaver
38:00 <slinky_J> partay
38:00 <slinky_J> asked you a question
41:00 <slinky_J> i so want to be inside ur ass
41:00 <Sponge> "You paid for that slut's dinner?"  . "Well she exercised the clam card"
41:00 <Doodle> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IuwxZSIS__4
41:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Eddy Grant-Electric Avenue (Jan 27, 2009) 3:17 - Category: Music - 3,187,822 - 14,294 likes (99%), 139 dislikes (1%)
41:00 <Sponge> and then i'll take you gayer
43:00 <simba> lol
43:00 <simba> out in da street 
44:00 <Doodle> https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpf1/t1.0-9/10577059_824918217540760_1863338107757309116_n.jpg
50:00 <simba> all i wanna do is bang bang bang bang click ching ching
51:00 <Doodle> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u9zS6XDbOjU
51:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Rainbow Unicorn Guy Attack! ( Jun 2, 2013) 3:48 - Category: Music - 1,952 - 8 likes (72.7%), 3 dislikes (27.3%)
51:00 <Doodle> 4 simba
53:00 <doctor> that's got to be a sin some how
53:00 <doctor> petshop boys is good tho
53:00 <simba> that is so freaky
53:00 <simba> see the frame at :57 seconds where hes standing behind those 4 horses in a fountain
54:00 <simba> i saw them in london irl and they are fucken freaky
54:00 <simba> i think theyre the four horsemen
54:00 <simba> u cant really make a left turn without seeing a really weird statue like a unicorn in chains or a giant gargoyle
54:00 <Doodle> arent they in like picadilly circus
54:00 <Doodle> or trafalgar square
55:00 <Doodle> or is that the dude on the horse i'm thinking of
55:00 <Doodle> wellington?
55:00 <Doodle> watever
55:00 <simba> yes picadilly circus i think
56:00 <Doodle> i'd like to go to london one day
56:00 <Doodle> but it would only be on the way to somewhere better like amsterdam
58:00 <simba> speaking of london do you know your shoes? adidas shoes/
58:00 <simba> anyone know their adidas kicks??
59:00 <Serenity> I only know doctor martins boots
00:00 <Doodle> uh
00:00 <Doodle> adidas is german isnt it
01:00 <Doodle> adidas/puma dudes were brothers
01:00 <Doodle> split up and made their own companies
01:00 <Doodle> or am i on completely the wrong track
01:00 <Serenity> fuck you m8
01:00 <Doodle> lol
01:00 <simba> really
01:00 <simba> i know adidas is german
02:00 <simba> i bought adidas kicks in london i want 2 identify
03:00 <Doodle> http://spotfakeadidas.com/
04:00 <Doodle> http://rareadidas.com/
05:00 <simba> they seem to be superstar 2s but they have an extra logo and a black patch on the tongue not white
05:00 <simba> shoulda got the fucken gazelles
05:00 <simba> they look neato
05:00 <Doodle> TREASURER Joe Hockey today argued his fuel tax increases weren’t unfair to low income earners because they couldn’t afford to own cars anyway.
06:00 <Doodle> and cue everybody going :O
06:00 <simba> ;o
07:00 <Rak> that's a shicked/surprised smily face
07:00 <Rak> are any of us still shocked or surprised at them anymore?
08:00 <partay> Slinky i just saw your question.  Answer everyday you retard
12:00 <FredFlinstone> TheRon: !
12:00 <FredFlinstone> how the fuck are ya?
13:00 <TheRon> fucking good
13:00 <FredFlinstone> I need your advice
13:00 <FredFlinstone> good to fuckin hear that
13:00 <FredFlinstone> seeing you are a cook extraordinaire
13:00 <TheRon> just agree with everything the wife says
13:00 <FredFlinstone> lolz
13:00 <FredFlinstone> I have this cast iron camp oven
14:00 <FredFlinstone> its all rusted
14:00 <partay> TheRon
14:00 <FredFlinstone> best way to get the rust off in your opinion?
14:00 <TheRon> get a new one
14:00 <FredFlinstone> no
14:00 <FredFlinstone> its old
14:00 <FredFlinstone> was here when I bought the house
14:00 <FredFlinstone> you are no help lol
14:00 <Doodle> http://www.news.com.au/technology/gaming/gta-5-rape-hack-lets-gamers-be-raped-online/story-fnjwmb8a-1227022913565
14:00 <Doodle> loooooooool
14:00 <TheRon> would some kind of acid work?
14:00 <FredFlinstone> gonna burn it off
15:00 <FredFlinstone> not using acid
15:00 <FredFlinstone> look on the web
15:00 <FredFlinstone> scrub with salt vegie oil and potato
15:00 <partay> Fred wire brush
15:00 <simba> welcome TheRon
15:00 <FredFlinstone> another one said soak in apple cider vinegar
15:00 <simba> welcome to the world of tomorrow !!!!!!!
15:00 <FredFlinstone> too hard tried that years ago
15:00 <FredFlinstone> gonna throw in the fire when it gets going burn the shit off
16:00 <FredFlinstone> was at Anaconda looking at camp ovens then remembered that lol
16:00 <FredFlinstone> good size for me
16:00 <FredFlinstone> getting all the shit on my van
17:00 <FredFlinstone> next week I hope
17:00 <FredFlinstone> gerry can holders
17:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6n8J4UyAZXE
17:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Julian Lennon - Now You're In Heaven (Jul 12, 2011) 3:49 - Category: Music - 39,869 - 318 likes (98.8%), 4 dislikes (1.2%)
17:00 <FredFlinstone> tv antenna outlet
17:00 <FredFlinstone> cant friggin wait
17:00 <milk> buy some CLR
17:00 <FredFlinstone> hate that stuff
17:00 <TheRon> the hearing is over, essendon is fucked
17:00 <FredFlinstone> toxic
18:00 <FredFlinstone> good
18:00 <FredFlinstone> they deserve it
18:00 <FredFlinstone> cheating arse fux
18:00 <milk> it's hard not to think they were made an example of
18:00 <TheRon> i heard all the evidence, i can bring down my judgement right now
18:00 <FredFlinstone> example for what?
18:00 <FredFlinstone> for cheating with drugs?
19:00 <milk> well every team in the league was using PED. they were just the ones busted for it
19:00 <FredFlinstone> not an example just guilty
19:00 <FredFlinstone> fuck then
19:00 <FredFlinstone> them
19:00 <FredFlinstone> essenshit
19:00 <FredFlinstone> and Sir James
20:00 <TheRon> dumbo
20:00 <FredFlinstone> thinks his shit dont stink
20:00 <FredFlinstone> and the suns shines out of his arse
20:00 <TheRon> his job at essendon is over
20:00 <FredFlinstone> good stuff
20:00 <FredFlinstone> thommo is a better coach anyway
20:00 <milk> maybe he could get a gig with giants
20:00 <TheRon> i wouldn't keep him after his testimony
20:00 <FredFlinstone> he will just everyones wife
20:00 <FredFlinstone> fuck
20:00 <simba> agreed w milk
21:00 <FredFlinstone> the Gee Banger
21:00 <milk> or demons
21:00 <TheRon> simba we don't say that
21:00 <FredFlinstone> why the fuck would he go there?
21:00 <TheRon> agrred with milk, it's just wrong
21:00 <doctor> milk is people too
21:00 <doctor> wait.. he's an elf
21:00 <TheRon> kind of
22:00 <TheRon> milk is a hobbitt
22:00 <TheRon> he lives underground and is friends with a bloke named gandalf
22:00 <milk> before this essendon thing it got to the point where regular players were getting on average 7 injections per day
23:00 <milk> the whole sports science thing raged out of control
23:00 <simba> it always felt like the essendon crap was blown up to make us forget about the other stinking corrupt forces in victoria
23:00 <simba> from day 1 when nothing was known but everyone jumped on it cos hating essendon is so fun
23:00 <TheRon> and it is
24:00 <simba> theyre too boring to hate
24:00 <simba> collingwood are a bit more fun to hate
24:00 <TheRon> g g g g g-unit
24:00 <simba> i think the soul has been sucked outta the bombers now anyway
24:00 <TheRon> i want blood
26:00 <simba> blood for breakfast
26:00 <TheRon> blood sausage?
27:00 <TheRon> FredFlinstone: will windex work on your pot??
30:00 <TheRon> day old roast lamb for tea tongiht
31:00 <Lumeah> Good good 
31:00 <TheRon> what do i cook for the ffamily tomorrow night
32:00 <TheRon> 5 adults plus 2 kids and a baby
32:00 <Lumeah> Pasta salad
32:00 <TheRon> salad?
32:00 <Lumeah> And
32:00 <TheRon> you don't make friends with salad
32:00 <Lumeah> Siff
32:00 <Lumeah> Lasagne 
33:00 <TheRon> maybe
33:00 <simba> chicken cesar salad is the 1 exempt from that i think
33:00 <Lumeah> Stake
33:00 <simba> minus anchovies cos they fucken wreck it
33:00 <TheRon> i'd make a sheperds pie, the sister in law doesnt like mash for some reason
34:00 <TheRon> i love shepherds pie
34:00 <doctor> food and booze is all you need
34:00 <TheRon> i use a shitload of cream and butter in my mash
35:00 <wily> do you leave the skins on?
35:00 <simba> shepards pie owns
35:00 <TheRon> not for mash
35:00 <Serenity> my friend leaves the skins on for mash..
35:00 <Serenity> makes them taste like dirt
35:00 <partay> TheRon knows mash
35:00 <TheRon> nice
35:00 <milk> spag bog
36:00 <TheRon> i sometimes make mash with bacon oinion and cheese
36:00 <milk> $1 cheeseburgers
36:00 <TheRon> best mash
36:00 <partay> TheRon you'll make someone a good wife
37:00 <TheRon> i do my best
37:00 <milk> tuna caserole
38:00 <TheRon> i make make a sorta shepherds pie and not mash the spuds
38:00 <TheRon> diceed spuds topped with cheese
38:00 <Lolin> TheRon, is your name Ronnie?
38:00 <TheRon> if you like
40:00 <simba> i was cryin in ur farm tonight
40:00 <TheRon> i get "hey you" a lot, so ronnie would make a nice change
41:00 <TheRon> simba i was crying in the chapel
42:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_JiX71Qc_AQ
42:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Peter Blakeley - Crying In The Chapel (Mar 10, 2009) 3:39 - Category: Music - 45,838 - 165 likes (95.9%), 7 dislikes (4.1%)
45:00 <TheRon> so pissed off, $48 for a slab
45:00 <TheRon> seems wrong to me
47:00 <slinky_J> wooo yeaaa
47:00 <slinky_J> gotta carton for bday
47:00 <slinky_J> AHAHAHAHA
47:00 <slinky_J> fkn choice shit
47:00 <slinky_J> HOllandia TheRon
47:00 <TheRon> nice
47:00 <slinky_J> unf unf unf back and forth on the stage, couldnt keep my eyes off that coolest babe!
48:00 <slinky_J> im gonna go buy some vodka
48:00 <slinky_J> bbs LOL
48:00 <slinky_J> ahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaa
48:00 <slinky_J> fkn just got 2 photos 600 bucks
48:00 <slinky_J> rofl
48:00 <slinky_J> cant control myself
49:00 <Sponge> she must be very beautiful
49:00 <slinky_J> what
49:00 <slinky_J> nah nah my mate finally gave into a venice shoot
49:00 <TheRon> she drives me crazy like no one else
49:00 <slinky_J> so got two fucken rad frames
49:00 <TheRon> she drives me crazy and i can't help myself
49:00 <slinky_J> now im broke
51:00 <slinky_J> oh fuck me TheRon its weds not thurs i was thinkin bottle vodka go strippers 60 bux this one chick will fuck you in private dance
52:00 <slinky_J> ;D same rules apply ;)
52:00 <TheRon> a full service stripper
53:00 <simba> lol
53:00 <TheRon> slip a 20 down her underpants for me
53:00 <simba> unf unf unf
57:00 <TheRon> are you able to compare melbourne strippers to adelaide strippers?
59:00 <TheRon> hows joe hockey saying that poor people don't drive so it's ok to raise the fuel excise
59:00 <simba> lol
00:00 <partay> What a fuck wit
00:00 <Ana_Ng> joe hockey is no good at math
00:00 <wily> saying you agree with joe hockey's policies is a great party troll
01:00 <[Maverick]> A mormon giving out marital advice is like Octomum running a Planned Parenthood clinic
02:00 <TheRon> [Maverick]: you watching utpoia tonight?
02:00 <[Maverick]> nah 
02:00 <TheRon> working dog
03:00 <TheRon> rob sitch
04:00 <[Maverick]> ooo
05:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=vCadcBR95oU
05:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Salt-N-Pepa - Push It (Oct 6, 2009) 4:27 - Category: Music - 18,588,572 - 69,246 likes (97.3%), 1,902 dislikes (2.7%)
15:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=6xGuGSDsDrM
15:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: O.P.P. - Naughty By Nature (HQ Audio) (Jul 23, 2008) 4:28 - Category: Music - 4,291,123 - 15,975 likes (98.5%), 239 dislikes (1.5%)
17:00 <TheRon> you down with opp?
31:00 <simba> newsflash - lady gaga is amy winehouse
32:00 <TheRon> shaggy - it wasn't me
41:00 <slinky_J> and bam
41:00 <slinky_J> same rules apply :(
48:00 <Rak> 43
49:00 <slinky_J> movie 43
49:00 <slinky_J> this movie is boring me
49:00 <TheRon> fawks bellamy got a ref sacked
49:00 <TheRon> it's awesome
49:00 <slinky_J> spent fkn 127 dollars on wine just then lols
49:00 <fawks> lol
49:00 <slinky_J> ahahaha
49:00 <slinky_J> n 2 cigars
49:00 <fawks> what happened?
50:00 <TheRon> klein got dropped
50:00 <slinky_J> TheRon will you sing with me?
50:00 <TheRon> bellamy made comments
50:00 <TheRon> to the effect that klein doesn't like the way the storm play
51:00 <fawks> wtf
51:00 <TheRon> and we'll never be royals........
51:00 <TheRon> did you see the penalty count??
51:00 <TheRon> a bit over the top
52:00 <TheRon> not just this game but previous ones, he has a history
53:00 <TheRon> GO STORM!
55:00 <TheRon> http://www.nrl.com/bellamy-stands-by-referee-criticism/tabid/10874/newsid/80985/default.aspx
58:00 <[Maverick]> <slinky_J> spent fkn 127 dollars on fuel for the BipolarBear Express.
03:00 <slinky_J> mav
03:00 <slinky_J> i founod you a pish starfucker
03:00 <slinky_J> https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xap1/t1.0-9/q81/s526x395/10563077_933859253298310_4070506114547190066_n.jpg
03:00 <slinky_J> ;)
03:00 <slinky_J> SHE PUTS OUT BROOOO
04:00 <partay> Slinky how would know
04:00 <slinky_J> cause shes ur mama
04:00 <slinky_J> hahaha
04:00 <slinky_J> u ever had sex dude
04:00 <slinky_J> with a woman
05:00 <slinky_J> a girl
05:00 <slinky_J> a lady
05:00 <slinky_J> a granny?
05:00 <slinky_J> anything with a vagina that isnt animal?
05:00 <partay> Haha ask my wife you fuck wit
10:00 <partay> Once a loser always a loser eh slinky? 
14:00 <slinky_J> you have a wife
14:00 <slinky_J> cool man
14:00 <slinky_J> billions of people have wives
14:00 <slinky_J> haha
14:00 <slinky_J> dude
14:00 <partay> Ypu don't
14:00 <slinky_J> you couldnt even get close to the girl im fucking
14:00 <slinky_J> hahahahahahaha
15:00 <slinky_J> u prob settled
15:00 <partay> Hahaha
15:00 <slinky_J> like a crying infant for milk wah wah needa wife
15:00 <partay> Ok champ
15:00 <slinky_J> needa partner wah wah so lonely
15:00 <slinky_J> show me a pic of your wife then superman/
15:00 <slinky_J> ?
15:00 <slinky_J> dont be ashamed
15:00 <partay> Roger that stallion
15:00 <slinky_J> give it up bro
15:00 <[Maverick]> <slinky_J> you couldnt even get close to the girl im fucking
15:00 <slinky_J> pic it up bro
15:00 <partay> Funny stuff
15:00 <slinky_J> show me ur wife man
15:00 <[Maverick]> they usually don't let people in the hippo closure at the zoo
15:00 <slinky_J> dont dodge it
16:00 <slinky_J> u said u got a wife nigga show me a pic of ur wife 
16:00 <slinky_J> u embarrassed all nervous now man
16:00 <slinky_J> i think u fishin on me
16:00 <partay> Fuck off you sick fuck
16:00 <slinky_J> oh im sick because you have a wife and wont show a pic
16:00 <slinky_J> u give me shit
16:00 <Maurice> Can you show us a pic of the gash you're smashing, slinky_J?
16:00 <slinky_J> and wont show ur wifes pic
16:00 <slinky_J> sure
16:00 <slinky_J> lol
17:00 <slinky_J> u wont like it hahahaha
17:00 <Maurice> I've seen partays woman
17:00 <Maurice> Shes pretty
17:00 <slinky_J> is she
17:00 <slinky_J> ill take your word for it not
17:00 <Maurice> I'd do her and I'm not into vag
17:00 <slinky_J> gime a sec i find a pic for fuck sake
17:00 <slinky_J> im gonna get in shit
18:00 <partay> LOL
18:00 <slinky_J> itll get onto fb n shit
18:00 <slinky_J> brb
18:00 <Maurice> See, I wouldn't show this channel my husband
19:00 <slinky_J> so
19:00 <slinky_J> ur cool
19:00 <slinky_J> soz net is slow
19:00 <slinky_J> tinypiccin
21:00 <slinky_J> how the fuck did i end up on some RPG site
23:00 <slinky_J> http://i62.tinypic.com/28j89c8.jpg
23:00 <slinky_J> i call it weirdo dancing
23:00 <slinky_J> ahahahaha
25:00 <slinky_J> rofl bebelovedick
25:00 <slinky_J> HAHHAHAHAHAHAHA rolfmao
25:00 <slinky_J> partay ur wife hot?
25:00 <[Maverick]> she looks about 12 
25:00 <slinky_J> bet she aint 22 and sucks dick
25:00 <slinky_J> thx
26:00 <slinky_J> prob kink her out tellin her that
26:00 <slinky_J> ahaha
26:00 <slinky_J> ahahaha
26:00 <slinky_J> shes so fucken mental spiritual
26:00 <slinky_J> shits the fuck outta me
29:00 <slinky_J> partay u like my rootnboot?
30:00 <slinky_J> she looks about 12 and sucks dick.
30:00 <partay> Slinky you notice that noone is bothering to respond to your bs 
31:00 <partay> Hit the X in the corner
31:00 <slinky_J> yer
31:00 <slinky_J> cause im fucking a hotty
31:00 <slinky_J> and u got a wife
32:00 <slinky_J> it's your first day and you're a fucking loser.
32:00 <partay> Ive seen your head
32:00 <partay> And its LOL
33:00 <slinky_J> is it?
33:00 <slinky_J> elaborate
33:00 <slinky_J> you are all i long for partay i worship and adore
33:00 <slinky_J> in other words please be truuueee IN OTTHEEERR WORRRDS YOU'RE A NOOOOOOBBB!
33:00 <xm> panda has a birthday party. everyone on IRC is invited. because it's in #melbourne!!!!
33:00 <slinky_J> had my bday "party" monday
34:00 <xm> just reg your nick RSVP
34:00 <slinky_J> was sick
34:00 <xm> what made it sick?
34:00 <xm> how many strippers
34:00 <slinky_J> coz it was surprise
34:00 <slinky_J> i thought i was havin dinner with my mate
34:00 <xm> what was the ratio of IRC people to non-IRC
34:00 <slinky_J> n it was 9 of us
34:00 <slinky_J> like WHuT
34:00 <slinky_J> i dunno any irc ppl irl O_o
35:00 <xm> did the waiter come up and give you a menu. and it was liek written like an IMDB page. with the items as actors and their ingredients to the side
36:00 <xm> then 'strangers'; got up and went up to you and started rapping happy birthday
36:00 <slinky_J> no
36:00 <slinky_J> nobody sang that shit
36:00 <slinky_J> some drinks, eat, conversation
36:00 <slinky_J> niggas have jobs and study
37:00 <slinky_J> fk man was like 2 hrs
37:00 <slinky_J> i was just surprised cause i havent been hangin out with anyone for months so i can focus hundred percenty on me
37:00 <slinky_J> so yer
37:00 <slinky_J> surprised the fk otta me
38:00 <xm> any gifts
38:00 <xm> Mandela best terrorist evah
38:00 <slinky_J> 2 books and my mates bands new album
38:00 <slinky_J> cig
38:00 <slinky_J> this robocop is shit dude
42:00 <slinky_J> he has no robodick
42:00 <unemployed>  can anyone tel me if this looks like a good jacket?  im thinking of buying it. does it look expensive? http://shop.davidjones.com.au/djs/en/davidjones/polyester-jacket
47:00 <simba> y does it feel so good
47:00 <simba> unemployed
47:00 <simba> kicks it to mainwaring
47:00 <simba> out on the full!!!!!!!!!
47:00 <simba> cats to bring it in
47:00 <simba> buddha hocking at half back
48:00 <simba> looks for the running sanderson
48:00 <unemployed> what the?
48:00 <simba> ball!!!!!!!!!!!
48:00 <simba> lol
48:00 <simba> that jacket is fucken boring
48:00 <simba> 150 bucks
48:00 <Q{> way too expensive dude
48:00 <simba> u gotta be kiddin
48:00 <Q{> i wouldnt pay more than 50 for it
49:00 <Q{> 60 at most
49:00 <simba> jeremiah was a bullfrog
49:00 <Q{> but yeh around 50 or less
49:00 <unemployed> i was tossing up between that jacket and this leather jacket, which is a bit more pricey  http://www.peterjacksons.com/outwear/purple-label-black-leather-jacket.html
51:00 <slinky_J> polyester?
51:00 <unemployed> what do u think of the leather one Q?
51:00 <slinky_J> hm
51:00 <slinky_J> i dont mind it
51:00 <slinky_J> it's casual
51:00 <Q{> its ok but its way higher price man
51:00 <slinky_J> i got one for you
51:00 <slinky_J> one sec
51:00 <unemployed> which one?  the poly?  and would u pay the price for it?
51:00 <slinky_J> it's cheap
51:00 <slinky_J> unemployed
51:00 <simba> unemployed: mainwaring kicks it out on the full
51:00 <slinky_J> u will like it :P
51:00 <simba> unemployed: cats to bring it back into play
52:00 <simba> unemployed: cats now with the footy
53:00 <unemployed> ok  im waiting
53:00 <unemployed> fuck of simba
53:00 <slinky_J> unemployed soz net is slow
53:00 <simba> unemployed: eagles with the footy
53:00 <unemployed> fucking annoying little bitch
54:00 <simba> lol
54:00 <slinky_J> http://www.psylofashion.com/product-66-Scrap_Slub_Jacket.aspx
54:00 <slinky_J> im gettin that jacket soon
54:00 <slinky_J> it's light so good for every month
54:00 <slinky_J> season*
54:00 <simba> damnnnnnnn
54:00 <Q{> http://bravowatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/million-dollar-listing-season-3-cast-.jpeg
54:00 <simba> 120 bucks 
54:00 <slinky_J> 124 bux man hand made
55:00 <slinky_J> i got this one unemployed http://www.psylofashion.com/product-745-Off_Jacket.aspx
55:00 <slinky_J> is a bit heavy
55:00 <unemployed> dont like that jacket, looks like something u can buy from Aldi
55:00 <slinky_J> like weight i mean
55:00 <slinky_J> LOL
55:00 <slinky_J> ppls tastes r diff
55:00 <slinky_J> get that one u posted
56:00 <slinky_J> :P
56:00 <Q{> http://www.psylofashion.com/product-228-Sparrow_Jacket.aspx
56:00 <Q{> gross
56:00 <Q{> bad style
56:00 <slinky_J> as if
56:00 <Q{> fucked up mind 
56:00 <slinky_J> that's dope
56:00 <Q{> and design
56:00 <simba> lol
56:00 <simba> not a fan of that color combo
56:00 <unemployed> that sparrow jacket is reaonable
56:00 <slinky_J> i cant wait to get this http://www.psylofashion.com/product-454-Paladin_Coat.aspx
56:00 <simba> 120 pounds lmao
56:00 <unemployed> reasonable
56:00 <slinky_J> n Ottoman pants
57:00 <slinky_J> they have more plain stuff
57:00 <slinky_J> they take inspiration
57:00 <slinky_J> and then create a new look
57:00 <Q{> lol
57:00 <Q{> http://www.psylofashion.com/product-730-Terry_Kaftan.aspx
57:00 <Q{> what a joke
57:00 <slinky_J> i love that shit
57:00 <simba> lmao
57:00 <Q{> is this cosplay?
57:00 <unemployed> although it looks like something guys in the age group of 16-30 would wear,  im a bit more mature than that
57:00 <simba> is that a jedi knight outfit
58:00 <slinky_J> thatd be sick to wear at home
58:00 <slinky_J> chillin out
58:00 <slinky_J> some of their shit i HATE but
58:00 <slinky_J> like this
58:00 <simba> you would buy a 200 dollar jedi knight outfit to sit around at home in it?
58:00 <Serenity> NOELS CARAVANS
58:00 <slinky_J> my off jacket
58:00 <slinky_J> and pecoa pants
58:00 <slinky_J> was like 500 bucks
58:00 <unemployed> def not the terry kaftan outfit, thats something a weirdo would wear
58:00 <slinky_J> n the gloves
59:00 <slinky_J> i hate this http://www.psylofashion.com/product-62-New_Steamed_Coat.aspx
59:00 <Maurice> What is with all the poofiness
59:00 <slinky_J> http://www.psylofashion.com/product-68-Fused_Pecoa_Pants.aspx
59:00 <slinky_J> those
59:00 <slinky_J> they fkn kick ass
00:00 <unemployed> totally not my style slinky
00:00 <unemployed> we have diff taste
00:00 <slinky_J> ima dress up when i go see David Suchet
00:00 <slinky_J> yeah
00:00 <slinky_J> its cool
00:00 <slinky_J> i just like abstract shit
00:00 <simba> unemployed doesnt wanna dress up like a jedi knight
01:00 <Q{> i rather leave that kind of stuff to riff raffs
01:00 <slinky_J> gettin these next simba
01:00 <slinky_J> http://www.psylofashion.com/product-188-Mekano_Pants.aspx
01:00 <slinky_J> n these gloves
01:00 <Mew> those pants look gay as at the bottom
01:00 <Maurice> Are you trying to attract men? Because if so, its working
01:00 <slinky_J> http://www.psylofashion.com/product-402-Abstract_Pecoa_Gloves.aspx
01:00 <slinky_J> i got the wi fi gloves already
01:00 <Q{> i rather wear matrix outfits
02:00 <slinky_J> in fern color
02:00 <unemployed> loose fit pants are not in anymore, tight pants are
02:00 <simba> lol matrix outfits
02:00 <slinky_J> DANGERMAN!!!!!!
02:00 <unemployed> slim pants i mean
02:00 <slinky_J> lol if you like a style go with it and dont give a shit what ppl say
02:00 <Q{> http://www.thesangeek.com/wp-content/uploads/KeanuReevesMatrixNeo.jpg
02:00 <mrdanger> woah simba
02:00 <slinky_J> mew what bottom looks gay?
02:00 <simba> im a slappa
03:00 <slinky_J> just askin, like bottom bottom or bottom of pants?
03:00 <Mew> I dunno the gay ones
03:00 <unemployed> i follow trends coz i dont want to stand out and have people staring at me awkwardly
03:00 <Mew> bottom of pants
03:00 <Zade> lol
03:00 <simba> the leather strap things on those pants are pretty bad
04:00 <Mew> tbh all of that stuff looks homeless-chic
04:00 <slinky_J> i dont follow trends
04:00 <Mew> fused pecoa pants slinky j
04:00 <slinky_J> most ppl dont wear that kinda clothing
04:00 <unemployed> u must be brave
04:00 <slinky_J> ohhh mew
04:00 <Mew> those are the gay ones
04:00 <slinky_J> kk
04:00 <unemployed> slinky, dont u care what other people think of u?
04:00 <slinky_J> u like those mekano ones?
05:00 <slinky_J> nope
05:00 <slinky_J> i see a lot of people with different clothing
05:00 <slinky_J> they r just people with their own style
05:00 <Mew> do they have a little flap at the rear for glorious cock traffic
06:00 <slinky_J> i mean rite now im just in adidas trax n  fkn ripcurl hoodie
06:00 <slinky_J> uno
06:00 <slinky_J> LOL of course mew uno i love an ass fucking
06:00 <Mew> 'these pants are so gay you can keep them on during buttsex'
06:00 <slinky_J> LOL
06:00 <slinky_J> hahahaha
07:00 <Mew> hahahaha
07:00 <unemployed> would u wear flouros down the mall slinky?
07:00 <slinky_J> no thats these one sex
07:00 <[Maverick]> fluros* 
07:00 <slinky_J> http://www.psylofashion.com/product-69-Long_necka_Pants.aspx
07:00 <slinky_J> fluro what
07:00 <slinky_J> ill b in town tomoz wit my shit on
08:00 <Mew> lmao
08:00 <slinky_J> eb games see mate, go see movie
08:00 <simba> ok c u there bro
08:00 <Mew> hanging in da mall in my pecoa getup yo yo
08:00 <slinky_J> shrug
08:00 <Zade> think i am going to go the see thru mesh singlet
08:00 <\alienated_romeo> hi mew hi simba
08:00 <slinky_J> LOL Zade
08:00 <slinky_J> check out the um
08:00 <[Maverick]> who wants to put bets on how long until eb games puts a restraining order on pandas
08:00 <slinky_J> turtle hoodie
08:00 <Mew> youll get people giving you their spare change cos u look homeless
09:00 <slinky_J> u gotta like wax so ur hair dont stick out
09:00 <slinky_J> will i
09:00 <Mew> hi alienated
09:00 <simba> waixurhair
09:00 <\alienated_romeo> :)
09:00 <slinky_J> funny
09:00 <simba> hi alien romoeo
09:00 <\alienated_romeo> having a nice day are we?
09:00 <slinky_J> cause when i go palace nova i see all kinds of people dressed up
09:00 <Zade> we use to show our turtle hoodies at school, til the prefect caught us 
09:00 <slinky_J> different styles
09:00 <slinky_J> lol z
09:00 <slinky_J> yu hate on it mew
10:00 <[Maverick]> turtlenecking
11:00 <Mew> they look like hobo threads
11:00 <\alienated_romeo> simba spent anytime today thinking about sex?
11:00 <slinky_J> cool
11:00 <slinky_J> i care what you think..
11:00 <simba> lol
11:00 <simba> not really mate
11:00 <\alienated_romeo> i was watching tv
11:00 <\alienated_romeo> ok ok
12:00 <slinky_J> i had to calculate (for home content insurrance) the value of my clothes
12:00 <slinky_J> exceeding seven grand..
12:00 <\alienated_romeo> my clothes are old
12:00 <slinky_J> enjoy your cheap clothes ellie
12:00 <[Maverick]> LOL
12:00 <\alienated_romeo> and torn
12:00 <slinky_J> maybe if ben gives up the pipe
12:00 <slinky_J> and u give up the pipe
12:00 <slinky_J> u could afford.. new underwear
12:00 <\alienated_romeo> i need some chewing gum aye
12:00 <slinky_J> :P
12:00 <Maurice> Why would they want to know how much your clothes are worth
13:00 <slinky_J> incase im robbed?
13:00 <[Maverick]> didn't think home content covered clothes. 
13:00 <slinky_J> you have to do that for home content insurrance
13:00 <slinky_J> yer
13:00 <Maurice> They specifically wanted to know the value of your clothing?
13:00 <slinky_J> even dvds
13:00 <\alienated_romeo> simba spent anytime today thinking about life?
13:00 <simba> lol
13:00 <slinky_J> yes, they want a total sum of what you own
13:00 <simba> yes
13:00 <\alienated_romeo> cool
13:00 <slinky_J> so you have to go over everything
14:00 <[Maverick]> you do realise the minute you buy clothes they drop in value 45%
14:00 <[Maverick]> well when you wash and wear them. 
14:00 <slinky_J> doesnt matter with insurrance
14:00 <Maurice> And that it's unlikely someone is going to steal your clothes
14:00 <\alienated_romeo> nonsense
14:00 <\alienated_romeo> :P
14:00 <slinky_J> u got gold insurrance ftw
14:00 <slinky_J> not true
14:00 <slinky_J> chick this yr stole a top from me
14:00 <slinky_J> lolol
14:00 <slinky_J> fkn lesbian
14:00 <Maurice> Also, theres only one R in the word
14:00 <unemployed> u own 7 gran worth of clothes slinky?
14:00 <slinky_J> my fav blue button up
15:00 <slinky_J> roughly
15:00 <\alienated_romeo> slinky_J do you like to wear sunnies?
15:00 <unemployed> what the fuck 
15:00 <slinky_J> all up home contents in this small place was over 40 grand
15:00 <slinky_J> content*
15:00 <\alienated_romeo> i have 35 grand
15:00 <unemployed> u must have a lot of armani suits
15:00 <slinky_J> save that shit!
15:00 <simba> i love wearing sunnies now that i finally got a good pair
15:00 <slinky_J> um i do
16:00 <\alienated_romeo> cool
16:00 <slinky_J> i got a chick pair of sunnies
16:00 <\alienated_romeo> :)
16:00 <slinky_J> but i look shit in most
16:00 <\alienated_romeo> ok
16:00 <slinky_J> lol
16:00 <slinky_J> wb man
16:00 <simba> have u ever tried the ray bans?
16:00 <[Maverick]> did you get new for old coverage? 
16:00 <slinky_J> had 220 oakleys once
16:00 <slinky_J> brb \alienated_romeo
16:00 <slinky_J> cig
16:00 <Maurice> My house and contents covers $375k
16:00 <Maurice> And thats just my shoes
16:00 <slinky_J> i had to change my inssurance because of the 200 dollar excess
16:00 <slinky_J> done last week
17:00 <slinky_J> gotta claim a headset
17:00 <\alienated_romeo> i could make more money if i worked
17:00 <Mew> if a hobo broke into slinkys unit he'd be so disappointed with the clothes
17:00 <slinky_J> 400 dollars
17:00 <slinky_J> get new one
17:00 <Mew> ' wtf? I already have this'
17:00 <slinky_J> true mew, so true
17:00 <slinky_J> so how would a rich person feel breaking into your house
17:00 <slinky_J> hahahahahahaha
17:00 <Zade> lol
17:00 <slinky_J> *suicide*
17:00 <slinky_J> lololololol
17:00 <slinky_J> OH SWOIT SOME METH!
17:00 <Mew> hahahaha
17:00 <slinky_J> least thats somethin.
17:00 <slinky_J> :P
17:00 <MrMark> booo
18:00 <[Maverick]> someone is projecting... 
18:00 <slinky_J> dont over think things mav
18:00 <slinky_J> of course mew is projecting.
18:00 <\alienated_romeo> MrMark drank much today? 
18:00 <slinky_J> im so sorry i have money
18:00 <\alienated_romeo> i drank two beers
18:00 <Zade> its a weekday, he cuts down 
19:00 <\alienated_romeo> money only really buys sex or porn
19:00 <slinky_J> mmm porn
19:00 <[Maverick]> lol... 
19:00 <MrMark> no...........i been at work all day
19:00 <Mew> you're unemployed everyone knows you have no money
19:00 <\alienated_romeo> ok ok
19:00 <slinky_J> i am unemployed atm
19:00 <Mew> stop acting like nobody knows you lol
19:00 <slinky_J> several weeks and i get to see doc
19:00 <slinky_J> see how my ribs r
19:00 <Maurice> I saw Doc earlier
19:00 <Maurice> He still smells
19:00 <Mew> hi im new im rich
19:00 <slinky_J> went to boxin earlier to tell Nermin ima b back soon
19:00 <slinky_J> xD
20:00 <\alienated_romeo> i have no school
20:00 <Mew> xD
20:00 <slinky_J> Mew
20:00 <[Maverick]> I suppose a boxing bag is better than a bathroom door. 
20:00 <slinky_J> think back
20:00 <Mew> yeees
20:00 <slinky_J> when I met you
20:00 <Picard> ello
20:00 <slinky_J> nothing about me
20:00 <slinky_J> what were you doing
20:00 <\alienated_romeo> Mew do you like fat chicks?
20:00 <slinky_J> at 17
20:00 <slinky_J> or 16
20:00 <\alienated_romeo> hehe
20:00 <slinky_J> n im not giving u shit
20:00 <slinky_J> im just asking.
20:00 <slinky_J> be honest..
21:00 <\alienated_romeo> un em something
21:00 <Zade> hello Picard
21:00 <Mew> what
21:00 <\alienated_romeo> :P
21:00 <slinky_J> okay
21:00 <slinky_J> ill tell you
21:00 <unemployed2> slinky,  do u earn a lot?
21:00 <Mew> okay
21:00 <slinky_J> you were wagging/failing school
21:00 <slinky_J> doing drugs
21:00 <slinky_J> and um
21:00 <Picard> lol slinky_J is on the dole
21:00 <Mew> he has no income 
21:00 <slinky_J> how do you put it
21:00 <Picard> he wont work
21:00 <\alienated_romeo> red bull is not a drug
21:00 <slinky_J> "loose"
21:00 <[Maverick]> someone is jealous mew has a job and her own family... 
21:00 <Mew> ohhhh
21:00 <slinky_J> at 16-17 I was working, at school
22:00 <\alienated_romeo> Mew do you look good today?
22:00 <Mew> lmao what happened
22:00 <Maurice> (17:34:59) (slinky_J): i dunno any irc ppl irl O_o
22:00 <Maurice> (18:20:35) (slinky_J): when I met you
22:00 <Mew> oh yeah ptsd
22:00 <slinky_J> I was home invaded and then stabbed..
22:00 <\alienated_romeo> i stabbed myself
22:00 <slinky_J> I failed uni at uni sa
22:00 <Mew> loooooool
22:00 <slinky_J> and i went through hell
22:00 <Mew> loooooooooooooooooooool
22:00 <slinky_J> and now im back.
22:00 <Mew> rightio
22:00 <slinky_J> and im glad for it
23:00 <Mew> good work m8
23:00 <\alienated_romeo> what section of hell?
23:00 <slinky_J> no
23:00 <Maurice> Who wasn't doing drugs at 17
23:00 <slinky_J> not good work
23:00 <[Maverick]> on a scale of 1 to charlie sheen... how fucked are you slinky_J? 
23:00 <Picard> me
23:00 <slinky_J> just glad for the experience
23:00 <slinky_J> because I learnt a lot from it
23:00 <Picard> never done drugs
23:00 <Mew> cool story slinkz
23:00 <slinky_J> so when you're donating money to ship laptops to Vietnam
23:00 <simba> on a scale of 1 seven gram rock to 10 seven gram rocks, how many seven gram rocks do you bang a day?
23:00 <\alienated_romeo> drugs just help with sleep
23:00 <slinky_J> give me a call..
24:00 <slinky_J> okay Ellie.
24:00 <Zade> not even E or pot Picard?
24:00 <slinky_J> :P
24:00 <Picard> Zade nothing.
24:00 <Mew> you are a cooked creature
24:00 <Mew> ewww dont pm me
24:00 <\alienated_romeo> so Mew are you smelling nice today?
24:00 <Zade> cool
24:00 <Mew> not again
25:00 <Picard> had plenty of opportunity, just never did it
25:00 <Mew> hes nutting out so hard in pm -_-
25:00 <[Maverick]> lol
25:00 <\alienated_romeo> mew sex me
25:00 <simba> lol
25:00 <simba> why does he always do that
25:00 <Picard> who is ranting?
25:00 <[Maverick]> he really has issues.
25:00 <Picard> joshua?
25:00 <\alienated_romeo> simba sex?
26:00 <simba> i wonder how many languages i need to learn "josh stop harassing women online please" in
26:00 <[Maverick]> bipolarbear
26:00 <Picard> lol
26:00 <Mew> hes repeating things and getting all puffed up n aggressive
26:00 <Mew> uno
26:00 <\alienated_romeo> Picard have you had any sex yet?
26:00 <Mew> uno.
26:00 <Picard> josh, will you behave please
26:00 <simba> uno
26:00 <Zade> lol
26:00 <[Maverick]> uno
26:00 <Picard> \alienated_romeo yes 
26:00 <\alienated_romeo> nice
26:00 <slinky_J> yes dad
26:00 <slinky_J> i will
26:00 <slinky_J> because u asked.
27:00 <Mew> lmao he just said 'we're going to have a time'
27:00 <[Maverick]> 5 mins later..
27:00 <Mew> oookay
27:00 <slinky_J> we are
27:00 <\alienated_romeo> red bull is pretty syrupy
27:00 <Picard> stop harrasing women
27:00 <slinky_J> soon as Jake is back in prison
27:00 <Mew> a time eh?
27:00 <slinky_J> a time.
27:00 <slinky_J> in court.
27:00 <simba> romeo i heard red bull gives you wings - confirm/deny?
27:00 <\alienated_romeo> Mew do you like red wine?
27:00 <Mew> dont overflow your rage into here
27:00 <slinky_J> I don't mind wasting the money
27:00 <Mew> it was contained in pm
27:00 <[Maverick]> mums money*
27:00 <slinky_J> your kid taken away from you
28:00 <slinky_J> that'll be satisfying enough.
28:00 <\alienated_romeo> wings aye yes sure sure why not
28:00 <slinky_J> drug addicts dont deserve to have children in their keep.
28:00 <[Maverick]> do you have the evidence slinky_J? 
28:00 <slinky_J> yes
28:00 <\alienated_romeo> 6confirmed
28:00 <[Maverick]> wait.. videos? photos? 
28:00 <slinky_J> Jamie Harper right mew
28:00 <slinky_J> i get to find out about her on saturday
29:00 <ShadowLurker> http://ultra-bbw-lover.tumblr.com/image/94548755681
29:00 <slinky_J> mews bf ben is stupid enough to be on video
29:00 <Mew> lmao thats a complete lie
29:00 <ShadowLurker> josh stop
29:00 <slinky_J> is it
29:00 <Mew> yes
29:00 <Mew> show us
29:00 <[Maverick]> lol.. before or after the little one was born? 
29:00 <slinky_J> really?
29:00 <slinky_J> im saying shit i shouldnt say mew
30:00 <Mew> if its real show us I give you permission
30:00 <slinky_J> doesnt work that way
30:00 <ShadowLurker> over n over its the same shit
30:00 <slinky_J> i have no case then
30:00 <Mew> lol.
30:00 <ShadowLurker> get a new trick
30:00 <Picard> josh show the proof or shut up
30:00 <slinky_J> yrs of trolling me dude
30:00 <Mew> -_-
30:00 <slinky_J> its my bday week and i feel like tellin u what im upto
30:00 <ShadowLurker>  u know if picard makes sense youre in trouble
31:00 <[Maverick]> yup.
31:00 <Picard> no one cares
31:00 <[Maverick]> haha 
31:00 <Mew> bday week? hahah
31:00 <slinky_J> yes :D
31:00 <Picard> so shut up and behave joshua
31:00 <slinky_J> fine
31:00 <slinky_J> :P
31:00 <Picard> take a time out, fuck off for 10 minuts
31:00 <Picard> minutes.
31:00 <slinky_J> okay
31:00 <Picard> quit now
31:00 <Mew> listen to your dad
31:00 <[Maverick]> 1hr.
31:00 <Picard> lol
32:00 <Picard> ffs it worked
32:00 <[Maverick]> he will be back in 2 mins 
32:00 <Picard> I have the power
32:00 <simba> the power of baldness
32:00 <Picard> yes simbi
32:00 <simba> to blind anyone who stares at it reflected off the light
32:00 <Mew> ffs Picard you could've done that earlier
32:00 <[Maverick]> BYYYY THE POWERRRRRRR OF BALDNESSSSSSS
32:00 <Picard> my bald head is powerful
32:00 <Picard> Mew U OWE ME
32:00 <simba> weve got the power of baldness, the power to be bald, come on, bald dude aggression
32:00 <Q{> still dont know purpose of baldness
33:00 <[Maverick]> one retard leaves..
33:00 <Picard> hair is overrated
33:00 <[Maverick]> another speaks up.. 
33:00 <Picard> Mew pm me
33:00 <Q{> u got beard and brows, Picard 
33:00 <Mew> no
33:00 <Picard> no beard
33:00 <Picard> hate facial hair
33:00 <Picard> it feels dirty
33:00 <Q{> yeh same here
33:00 <Q{> its annoying
33:00 <Picard> yeah
34:00 <simba> beards rock
34:00 <Q{> it cause itch and stuff
34:00 <Q{> also food get stuck there
34:00 <[Maverick]> man up Q{
34:00 <Q{> not going to spend life trimming and fiddling with that shit
34:00 <simba> lol
35:00 <simba> life
35:00 <Q{> washing and cleaning
35:00 <Picard> Mew tits out on skype please
35:00 <simba> do you bother to wash your asshole Q{?
35:00 <Picard> then we are even
35:00 <simba> http://i.imgur.com/wSbHWDN.jpg 
35:00 <simba> lol
35:00 <Q{> yeh i shower 2 times a day
35:00 <[Maverick]> obviously Q{ has never grown a proper beard before. 
35:00 <Q{> nope
35:00 <Q{> enuf effort and energy go into hair already
36:00 <simba> the effort it takes to trim a beard is nothing compared to keeping hair
37:00 <Q{> i do away with beard all together
37:00 <simba> We Do Away With Your Kind !
38:00 <\alienated_romeo> hi Q{ 
38:00 <Q{> hai alienated
38:00 <\alienated_romeo> :)
38:00 <Q{> u got a girl yet
38:00 <\alienated_romeo> how are you today?
38:00 <Q{> im fine thx
38:00 <[Maverick]> LOL... I can imagine fennec scanning the nicklist like terminator 
38:00 <\alienated_romeo> my hand is my girlfriend
38:00 <\alienated_romeo> cool
38:00 <Zade> haha
39:00 <Q{> ur hand cant tickle self
39:00 <\alienated_romeo> mmm
39:00 <\alienated_romeo> arn't ya gunna ask how i a?
39:00 <\alienated_romeo> arn't ya gunna ask how i am?
39:00 <Q{> ok
39:00 <simba> will-i-am
39:00 <Q{> how are u
39:00 <Picard> ladyboys have it all, they can jerk off and play with tits at the same time :P
39:00 <simba> or as they say in france will-je-suis
39:00 <\alienated_romeo> cool yeah not too bad
39:00 <[Maverick]> scanning.... <femalenick> *click* scanning... <femalenick> *click* /part #melbourne
40:00 <\alienated_romeo> im eating my garlic bread
40:00 <\alienated_romeo> and watching tv
41:00 <\alienated_romeo> i have pockets
41:00 <\alienated_romeo> im a pocket man
41:00 <Zade> that would be handy 
41:00 <\alienated_romeo> mmm yeps
42:00 <[Maverick]> yess?
42:00 <Serenity> nuffin
42:00 <[Maverick]> *ting*
42:00 <Serenity> :o
42:00 <Serenity> dont do that
42:00 <Serenity> thats dangerous
42:00 <\alienated_romeo> Q{ have you had dinner yet?
42:00 <Q{> its 4am here m an
42:00 <\alienated_romeo> ahh okay
42:00 <Q{> yeh i had dinner long ago
42:00 <\alienated_romeo> time for some breakfast maybe
42:00 <\alienated_romeo> cool cool
43:00 <Q{> yeh need to make bacon and eggs on toast
43:00 <\alienated_romeo> Q{ do you have sexy hands?
43:00 <[Maverick]> RBT dangerous? 
43:00 <Q{> with cuccumber
43:00 <zaim> what did i miss
43:00 <\alienated_romeo> mmm yum
43:00 <Q{> sometimes alien
43:00 <\alienated_romeo> cool
43:00 <Q{> im ok with sex and stuff
43:00 <Q{> i get when i want
44:00 <Q{> not much of a biggy
44:00 <[Maverick]> does BlackDevil mind you using chloroform? 
44:00 <simba> does BlackDevil make u call him the big op man in bed
44:00 <simba> or the man with access
45:00 <Q{> never met BlackDevol
45:00 <Q{> dont know what he been saying to u
46:00 <[Maverick]> well you're a liar then, because aren't you his housemate? 
46:00 <simba> i always suspected that was a lie BlackDevil made up just cos theyre both in america
47:00 <\alienated_romeo> r. i. p. Robbin Williams 1951 - 2014 
47:00 <simba> RIP
47:00 <\alienated_romeo> simba do you ever find yourself lying?
48:00 <\alienated_romeo> i lie but my lies get me in trouble
48:00 <\alienated_romeo> tht's life
48:00 <\alienated_romeo> that's life
48:00 <Q{> http://www.nydailynews.com/news/world/hottie-deported-saudi-arabia-handsome-article-1.1327759
48:00 <simba> not often
48:00 <simba> lies do get you in trouble
48:00 <\alienated_romeo> ok ok
48:00 <simba> okokokok
49:00 <simba> ocarina of romeo
49:00 <\alienated_romeo> hehe
49:00 <\alienated_romeo> weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed
49:00 <simba> legend of weed smokarina of time
49:00 <\alienated_romeo> cool deep
49:00 <simba> lol
50:00 <simba> romeo whos ur fav actor?
50:00 <\alienated_romeo> kevin spacey
50:00 <simba> holy shit
50:00 <simba> i asked that thinking of him
50:00 <simba> lol
50:00 <simba> he owns
50:00 <\alienated_romeo> or sylevester stalon
50:00 <\alienated_romeo> :)
51:00 <\alienated_romeo> stalone
51:00 <simba> spacey and ed norton
51:00 <simba> theyre winners
51:00 <\alienated_romeo> ok 
51:00 <simba> lol
51:00 <simba> ok?
51:00 <\alienated_romeo> ok ok ok
51:00 <simba> dont u dare ok me unless u r ok 
51:00 <\alienated_romeo> :P :P :P
51:00 <[Maverick]> spacey rocks.. so many good movies.. 
51:00 <Picard> panda hasnt come back
51:00 <[Maverick]> even in Moon when he did the voice for the robot.. 
52:00 <[Maverick]> was brill 
52:00 <\alienated_romeo> good song playing
52:00 <\alienated_romeo> Florence and the machine
52:00 <\alienated_romeo> i liked alladin alot
53:00 <simba> is spacey good as the superman villain?
53:00 <\alienated_romeo> i need some sort of chat roulette
53:00 <simba> i mean he would own
53:00 <simba> i should ask, should i see that movie
53:00 <[Maverick]> which one? 
53:00 <simba> superman returns 2006
54:00 <[Maverick]> ahh 
54:00 <[Maverick]> yeah, I haven't watched it yet either. 
54:00 <\alienated_romeo> supermen
54:00 <Picard> superman is dead
54:00 <simba> the men who stare at goats was that good?
55:00 <[Maverick]> yes
55:00 <[Maverick]> the book is good as well 
55:00 <simba> woot
55:00 <\alienated_romeo> simba where do you like to do your food shopping?
55:00 <\alienated_romeo> i shop everywhere
56:00 <\alienated_romeo> i smoked most of my plant
56:00 <simba> supermarket
56:00 <\alienated_romeo> ah cool
56:00 <simba> woolies idc
56:00 <simba> and breadtop
56:00 <[Maverick]> neeeeeessssssss
56:00 <\alienated_romeo> simba do you have much muscel?
56:00 <simba> any pix of ur plant?
56:00 <ness> yooooo
56:00 <simba> oh yea im swoll as fuck
56:00 <\alienated_romeo> some but yeah
56:00 <simba> lol
56:00 <\alienated_romeo> you know
56:00 <[Maverick]> sup sup 
57:00 <simba> link to it
57:00 <simba> i wont ban ui
57:00 <simba> u
57:00 <\alienated_romeo> simba do you have much muscel?
57:00 <simba> yep im swoll
57:00 <\alienated_romeo> cool
57:00 <\alienated_romeo> wish i had more booze
57:00 <Zade> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NzHKnOM7Dzk
57:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Flaccid Ashback - Proletarian Blues ( Apr 15, 2014) 5:12 - Category: Music - 1,060 - 28 likes (96.6%), 1 dislikes (3.4%)
57:00 <\alienated_romeo> come over simba and get drunk with me
58:00 <\alienated_romeo> i love sleeping in so much
58:00 <\alienated_romeo> i don't work a job 
59:00 <\alienated_romeo> im like super unemployed
59:00 <\alienated_romeo> fuck im hungry
59:00 <\alienated_romeo> need some more sandwiches
59:00 <simba> lol
59:00 <\alienated_romeo> aye
59:00 <simba> super unemployed man
59:00 <[Maverick]> atleast your honest. 
59:00 <\alienated_romeo> :)
59:00 <simba> how good are curried egg sangas
59:00 <\alienated_romeo> very good simba
00:00 <simba> thank u
01:00 <simba> that was v nice Zade
02:00 <Zade> yeah its a cool tune 
05:00 <couleurs> RIP robbie williams
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> :/
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> bad shit hey couleurs
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> im watching this weird movie ENEMY
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> psychological thriller with Jake Gynnlhnnnwotevs
06:00 <MrMark> that movie made no sense
06:00 <couleurs> seen it
06:00 <couleurs> it was good
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> i like it
07:00 <PandasDontDrive> I watched The Immigrant before
07:00 <MrMark> how was that
07:00 <PandasDontDrive> with jeremy renner and um thingo Phoenix and Marion thingio
07:00 <PandasDontDrive> it was good!!!
07:00 <PandasDontDrive> wasnt really slow paced either like a lot of period movies
07:00 <Picard> PandasDontDrive WB
07:00 <PandasDontDrive> ty dad
08:00 <PandasDontDrive> :P
08:00 <PandasDontDrive> guess what dad!
08:00 <Picard> you going to behave this time?
08:00 <PandasDontDrive> talked to Ashlee just b4 <43
08:00 <PandasDontDrive> <3
08:00 <Picard> ashlee?
08:00 <PandasDontDrive> she back from japan
08:00 <PandasDontDrive> mmm
08:00 <Picard> oh your pretend sister?
08:00 <MrMark> Jeremy Renner who murder the bourne movies with that gawd awful bourne legacy movie
08:00 <PandasDontDrive> i will beehive
08:00 <PandasDontDrive> yer pretend sister lol
09:00 <PandasDontDrive> i kinda didnt mind that movie
09:00 <PandasDontDrive> but the drug thing killed it
09:00 <Picard> mmmmmm love coffee
09:00 <PandasDontDrive> i couldnt sit thru robocop b4
09:00 <MrMark> i love the Bourne movies but the 4th was a heap of shit
09:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck my neck hurts
10:00 <Bastardly_One> I really have to stop passing out on the floor
10:00 <Bastardly_One> ffs
10:00 <Picard> die u old cunt
10:00 <Bastardly_One> no
10:00 <Picard> u will before me :)
11:00 <PandasDontDrive> fk sake
11:00 <PandasDontDrive> i thought adsl2+ would be done today
12:00 <PandasDontDrive> watched Locke again couleurs ehehe
12:00 <PandasDontDrive> gonna see LUCY tomoz
13:00 <MrMark> oooer
13:00 <Bastardly_One> don't bother
13:00 <Bastardly_One> see Guardians of the Universe
13:00 <Bastardly_One> Lucy looks like a hunk of shit
14:00 <Skirmish> It's good to see father and son getting along so well.
14:00 <[Maverick]> Lucy is actually a really good movie. 
14:00 <Bastardly_One> is it?
14:00 <Bastardly_One> not seen it but the trailer looks meh
14:00 <[Maverick]> NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAa
14:00 <PandasDontDrive> wtf do i have expendables 2 on this usb for
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> guardians is on at 4:30pm
15:00 <Bastardly_One> by the way Mav
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> i gotta go town to eb put some cash on AC5 unity
15:00 <Bastardly_One> keep me posted on what you told me 
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> hate being out late
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> n lucy is on at 12 45
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> n friday prob see guardians with mate neway
15:00 <Skirmish> Sounds like secret squirrel stuff Mav. 
16:00 <PandasDontDrive> one beer left
16:00 <[Maverick]> lol
16:00 <PandasDontDrive> mav if u say it is i fkn believe u!
16:00 <TheRiddler> mythbusters busted lucy
16:00 <Bastardly_One> it is kind of
16:00 <TheRiddler> :p
16:00 <Bastardly_One> to do with his music
16:00 <PandasDontDrive> that movie u suggested tho
16:00 <PandasDontDrive> it wouldnt play
16:00 <PandasDontDrive> the cuba goodin one
16:00 <PandasDontDrive> :/
16:00 <TheRiddler> expendables 3 tomorrow
16:00 <PandasDontDrive> i need a link thats not from piratebay
16:00 <Bastardly_One> unless you already have it TheRiddler
17:00 <Bastardly_One> from one of the torrents of the leak 
17:00 <Skirmish> Expendables 3 was kind of like rewatching 2 all over again .... without Chuck Norris. 
17:00 <Skirmish> Oh ... spoiler alert. 
17:00 <Bastardly_One> like the first 2?
17:00 <Bastardly_One> yep
17:00 <Bastardly_One> totally
17:00 <Bastardly_One> was alright though
17:00 <Bastardly_One> turn your brain off
17:00 <Bastardly_One> and it was ok fun
17:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol couleurs Jake vagina is goin mental over the fone
17:00 <PandasDontDrive> I SAW UR MOVIES I CALLED UR WIFE WE SHOULD MEET
17:00 <PandasDontDrive> ahehe
18:00 <PandasDontDrive> i hope they make NOVA
18:00 <PandasDontDrive> now they done guardians
18:00 <PandasDontDrive> xD
18:00 <PandasDontDrive> marvel n dc shit is being pushed back heaps
18:00 <PandasDontDrive> they dont even care about us
19:00 <PandasDontDrive> they just want to open the same time ffs
19:00 <Bastardly_One> I like calling those expendable movies the expanables ...
19:00 <Bastardly_One> being fat old men 
20:00 <couleurs> :~)
22:00 <zaim> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ggJe-x87FxQ
22:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Nick Guerra - Crazy Women (Stand Up Comedy) ( Oct 7, 2013) 3:04 - Category: Comedy - 202,110 - 4,589 likes (98.2%), 86 dislikes (1.8%)
22:00 <Serenity> lol carrie bickmore is off her face tonight
22:00 <Bastardly_One> The Project?
22:00 <Bastardly_One> she seemed it 
22:00 <Bastardly_One> she must be on meds for something
23:00 <Serenity> she has a cold
23:00 <Bastardly_One> I don't mind that show
23:00 <Serenity> shes on cold n flu tablets
23:00 <PandasDontDrive> i got expendables 2 on usb to watch next
23:00 <PandasDontDrive> saw up to where they find arnie
23:00 <PandasDontDrive> then i was like snore..
23:00 <PandasDontDrive> mel gibson as the antagonist in no.3
23:00 <PandasDontDrive> R O F L
24:00 <fawks> R O F L
24:00 <PandasDontDrive> dude can direct 
24:00 <PandasDontDrive> but his recent starring roles r shit
24:00 <Bastardly_One> here's a tip
24:00 <PandasDontDrive> dicktip?
24:00 <Skirmish> He dies. 
24:00 <fawks> heres a tip
24:00 <PandasDontDrive> k?
24:00 <fawks> 8====D
24:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol Skirmish
24:00 <Bastardly_One> like Skirmish and I just said 
24:00 <PandasDontDrive> ahahahahaha
24:00 <PandasDontDrive> no shit
24:00 <Bastardly_One> it's pretty crap ... more of the same 
24:00 <TheRiddler> :p
24:00 <fawks>  hot
24:00 <PandasDontDrive> sly saves the day
24:00 <Bastardly_One> it you liked the first 2 ...
25:00 <TheRiddler> lol
25:00 <PandasDontDrive> 40 old actors make a movie
25:00 <PandasDontDrive> <3
25:00 <Bastardly_One> but dont expect a good movie
25:00 <Skirmish> Watch the Transporter movies.  Far better than expendables. 
25:00 <PandasDontDrive> ima del expendables 2 n put somethin else on the usb
25:00 <Bastardly_One> the first transporter is one of my all time favourites
25:00 <PandasDontDrive> good movie
26:00 <PandasDontDrive> my fav of his is The Bank Job with suchet
26:00 <PandasDontDrive> n im so hoping mums friend drops out of seeing Suchet so i can go :P
26:00 <PandasDontDrive> i wana see that play so fkn bad
26:00 <PandasDontDrive> n mum didnt even fkn ask me
26:00 <TheRiddler> expendables 4 with robert deniro
26:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
26:00 <PandasDontDrive> Expendables 5 with Liam Neeson
26:00 <TheRiddler> bookmark it
27:00 <fawks> telstree
27:00 <PandasDontDrive> "The Expendables are going to be TAKEN! I was born with a very special set of skills.."
27:00 <PandasDontDrive> hmm cigar time?
27:00 <couleurs> expendables 6 with robbie williams rip
28:00 <TheRiddler> robbie williams the singer
28:00 <TheRiddler> jackie chan
28:00 <couleurs> thank u the wrong 1 died!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
29:00 <TheRiddler> the news just showed a panda giving birth
29:00 <TheRiddler> in detail
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> oh man
29:00 <Bastardly_One> I sold my soul to the devil for a 45, a black cowboy hat and a switchblade knife
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> where's partgay
29:00 <Bastardly_One> Adelaide Zoo?
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> damn
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> i havent been to the zoo in yrs
29:00 <TheRiddler> yeah PandasDontDrive had tripplets :p
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> i was takin a shit and this parrot was watching me dude
29:00 <Bastardly_One> I know a chick that works with the pandas at Adelaide Zoo ... so jealous
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> fuck is up with that
30:00 <Bastardly_One> well, that might be why I've not seen her for a few days 
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> SPOILER ALERT RIDDLES
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> :(
30:00 <[Maverick]> Get The Gringo was brill 
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> really?
31:00 <[Maverick]> yes
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> i was keen on it
31:00 <xm> i work in the zoo with stuffz. we have to keep stopping him "grooming" the elephants
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> ill dl it tonite
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> fk yes!!!
31:00 <The_Baron> I took a shit today and it smelled liked Snoop Dog and Willy Nelson just had a sesh in the bathroom
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> hes in prison right and somethin about a kid in the prison?
31:00 <The_Baron> laying off the hash cake for a bit methinks
31:00 <xm> The_Baron, there needs to be a laser light show after you flush
31:00 <Bastardly_One> still got space cake eh?
31:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
31:00 <The_Baron> yeah dude
31:00 <The_Baron> I made HEAPS
32:00 <The_Baron> used about 3 ounces of shake
32:00 <Bastardly_One> lol xm
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> FHAC
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> i dunno if its been n hour since i was on fone n said id call back in an houor
33:00 <PandasDontDrive> O_#
33:00 <Bastardly_One> ummmmmmmmmmmm
33:00 <PandasDontDrive> was so surprised it's like "huh, we're still friends" "Yes you idiot"
33:00 <PandasDontDrive> ahahahaha
33:00 <[Maverick]> it's been an hr 
33:00 <PandasDontDrive> no no no
33:00 <Bastardly_One> you waiting for what was supposed to come at lunchtime?
33:00 <PandasDontDrive> i am not callin this chick if it hasnt been
34:00 <PandasDontDrive> she opening a club in adel city nxt yr
34:00 <Bastardly_One> oh ... wenches
34:00 <PandasDontDrive> fkn buying a 1.5mil houosoe ffs
34:00 <PandasDontDrive> give me some dosh
34:00 <PandasDontDrive> im buying a fucking unit
34:00 <PandasDontDrive> LOL
34:00 <PandasDontDrive> house*
34:00 <TheRiddler> simpsons game of thrones intro
36:00 <PandasDontDrive> parkour
36:00 <TheRiddler> hai nerdygirl
36:00 <PandasDontDrive> cant get this out of my head
36:00 <PandasDontDrive> sif japs do parkoour
36:00 <nerdygirl> hello 
37:00 <TheRiddler> parkour ninjas
37:00 <PandasDontDrive> oh fk this im callin
37:00 <PandasDontDrive> haha
38:00 <PandasDontDrive> my mate ashlee said she parkoured thru japan
38:00 <Mew> xD
38:00 <PandasDontDrive> im all wtf ninja u learnt parkour?
38:00 <PandasDontDrive> bitch
38:00 <PandasDontDrive> Parkour in AC5 unity TheRiddler
38:00 <PandasDontDrive> :P
39:00 <xm> did ashlee use parkour to chase astroboy and get his autograph
39:00 <xm> TheRiddler18> simpsons game of thrones intro <-- is this new?
39:00 <PandasDontDrive> probbers
39:00 <PandasDontDrive> she a big manga fan
39:00 <xm> is it back?
40:00 <PandasDontDrive> i got a kickass manga book yesserday
40:00 <TheRiddler> yes
40:00 <xm> lovely
40:00 <PandasDontDrive> how to draw manga
40:00 <PandasDontDrive> how to draw the elegant and seductive characters of the dark
40:00 <PandasDontDrive> xD
40:00 <Mew> cool mang
40:00 <[Maverick]> <PandasDontDrive> i got a kickass paint by numbers book yesserday
40:00 <PandasDontDrive> SICK
40:00 <PandasDontDrive> DID U
40:00 <PandasDontDrive> i got stickers!
41:00 <PandasDontDrive> and glitter
41:00 <PandasDontDrive> *rubs nipples*
41:00 <TheRiddler> lol
41:00 <xm> i got a music sheet book yesterday with Lo's face and musical notes all over it
41:00 <TheRiddler> I had a draw manga book
41:00 <Mew> how many ppl gave u presents pandas?
41:00 <[Maverick]> Loopmasters
41:00 <PandasDontDrive> several
42:00 <TheRiddler> came with a poser doll and a couple of pencils
42:00 <Mew> lol
42:00 <[Maverick]> teh voices in your head don't count mannn 
42:00 <xm> one girl dropped an AVO as part of the birthday. it's the thought that counts
42:00 <Bastardly_One> I know what I will get for this birthday 
42:00 <Bastardly_One> same as I got last one
42:00 <Bastardly_One> nothing
42:00 <xm> i want either 1) cat 2) studio monitors
42:00 <TheRiddler> it reccomends that you use a light blue pencil to draw conveying lines
42:00 <xm> you guys can arrange for a bitcoin collection
42:00 <[Maverick]> studio monitors! 
43:00 <[Maverick]> Mackies! 
43:00 <Mew> my fav bday present is a terrys chocolate orange 
43:00 <[Maverick]> or Adams
43:00 <Skirmish> I almost got an AVO put on a mate once.  Lesson learnt.  Never talk to random bat shit crazy women on your mates phone. 
43:00 <TheRiddler> I want a tv thanks
43:00 <xm> but i REALLY want
43:00 <TheRiddler> also I'm broke
43:00 <xm> plz taek da hint
43:00 <[Maverick]> a cat 
43:00 <TheRiddler> down to my emergency 1k
43:00 <xm> is a $50 iTunes voucher
43:00 <TheRiddler> lol
43:00 <xm> so i can buy the shads collection
43:00 <[Maverick]> SO YOU CAN BY SHADZ'S 
43:00 <[Maverick]> tunes
43:00 <[Maverick]> haha 
44:00 <Skirmish> lol
44:00 <Skirmish> ANALOGUE CHURCH BABEH. 
44:00 <TheRiddler> I doubt anyone keeps $1000 in the bank for emergencies
44:00 <Bastardly_One> why not?
44:00 <xm> im expecting Maurice or Serenity to do a drive by and throw a cat through my window
44:00 <xm> thank you
44:00 <Bastardly_One> I try to keep half of that
44:00 <PandasDontDrive> huh
44:00 <xm> sterilised and chipped too plz
45:00 <PandasDontDrive> hmm
45:00 <PandasDontDrive> i hapy
45:00 <Maurice> Well I could do that, but I don't know where you live
45:00 <PandasDontDrive> me loren+mars bar
45:00 <PandasDontDrive> wana rag on me  mew?
45:00 <PandasDontDrive> huh?
45:00 <Mew> loool
45:00 <PandasDontDrive> u wana see a girl that's a model?
45:00 <xm> im that guy that hangs outside maccas all day on william st and uses their free wifi
45:00 <[Maverick]> fuck up pandas
45:00 <PandasDontDrive> k fine
45:00 <PandasDontDrive> i shutup
45:00 <xm> you might meet pz instead
45:00 <xm> but he will pass it on to me
46:00 <Mew> yeh shutup
46:00 <Mew> pz is my baby
46:00 <PandasDontDrive> u dun like it do u fatty
46:00 <PandasDontDrive> :(
46:00 <Skirmish> Mav should get ops here.  Panda listens to him at least.
46:00 <PandasDontDrive> hahaha
46:00 <PandasDontDrive> id o
46:00 <PandasDontDrive> and mav had ops
46:00 <Bastardly_One> he had them when I did 
46:00 <[Maverick]> wooo 
46:00 <PandasDontDrive> he consinstenly banned me for being gay
47:00 <PandasDontDrive> so i fkn hate him!
47:00 <Skirmish> [Maverick]: If you can make B1 shut up too when he's carrying on like an old goat the job is yours.
47:00 <PandasDontDrive> Skirmish way to treat me when i was stickin up for u last nite
47:00 <PandasDontDrive> :(
47:00 <PandasDontDrive> *dies*
47:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
47:00 <Skirmish> Tongue punching my bum isn't going to change how I think of you. 
47:00 <Skirmish> Just sayin ... 
47:00 <Mew> austnet - its a game of give and take
47:00 <[Maverick]> but if he cups the balls? 
48:00 <Skirmish> .... we'd have to wait and see. 
48:00 <PandasDontDrive> hahahaha
48:00 <[Maverick]> I just noticed something.. no Beagle.. 
48:00 <PandasDontDrive> well
49:00 <[Maverick]> ~confetti~ 
49:00 <PandasDontDrive> Loren said she thinks im gay
49:00 <PandasDontDrive> so
49:00 <PandasDontDrive> ima roll with it and fuck a dude to prove her wrong
49:00 <Bastardly_One> you act it 
49:00 <Mew> whos loren lol
49:00 <PandasDontDrive> oh
49:00 <PandasDontDrive> wana see a pic?
49:00 <Mew> is it ur new fake friend
49:00 <PandasDontDrive> no
49:00 <Mew> ohhhh
49:00 <[Maverick]> oh god. 
49:00 <Mew> yeah
49:00 <PandasDontDrive> she'd smash u irl
49:00 <Mew> sure
49:00 <PandasDontDrive> like srs
49:00 <Mew> link it up
49:00 <PandasDontDrive> she's a model
49:00 <[Maverick]> model for burnt thongs. 
49:00 <PandasDontDrive> n she's still smash u for srs
49:00 <[Maverick]> she has the face 
49:00 <PandasDontDrive> just saying man
50:00 <PandasDontDrive> she doesnt like bullshit cunts
50:00 <Skirmish> I hate aggressive chicks.  One of my top 3 dislikes of all time.
50:00 <Mew> go on show us a pic
50:00 <PandasDontDrive> liek u ellie
50:00 <PandasDontDrive> ok
50:00 <PandasDontDrive> gimmie a tic my net is slow
50:00 <xm> even worse when they misuse intelligence
50:00 <[Maverick]> lol
50:00 <Mew> if shes sitting in a room with a weirdo typing frantically on irc I dont know that shes all there
50:00 <TheRiddler> translation I'm googling
51:00 <[Maverick]> his net is slow to upload a pic, but quick to download movies 
51:00 <Skirmish> translation - I'm removing the watermark off the picture. 
51:00 <Bastardly_One> I was thinking that 
51:00 <Serenity> i have chunky monkey ben and jerrys
51:00 <Mew> google model pics 
51:00 <TheRiddler> crop image
51:00 <TheRiddler> everyone use google image search
52:00 <Bastardly_One> no I won't crop that and soften the image
52:00 <PandasDontDrive> LOL
52:00 <Mew> upload to tinypic for maximum privacy
52:00 <Bastardly_One> ffs pandas I am not gonna fix that pic up
52:00 <PandasDontDrive> you assume too much ellie
52:00 <PandasDontDrive> LOL b1
52:00 <Skirmish> I've got suicide girls instagram open PandasDontDrive.  Don't think you can take a pic from there.
52:00 <PandasDontDrive> im only gonna show u anyway
52:00 <Mew> okay well just show us
52:00 <PandasDontDrive> sif ima show her
52:00 <Serenity> https://31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdtezkxVg21rjo8dto3_500.gif giz a kith
53:00 <Bastardly_One> local ones Skirmish?
53:00 <Mew> you asked if I wanted to see her!
53:00 <Skirmish> Scissor me timbers!!!!
53:00 <Skirmish> http://instagram.com/suicidegirls    <---------- B1 we don't want to hear you beating off to them. 
53:00 <TheRiddler> suicide girls instagram?
53:00 <Bastardly_One> yep
54:00 <Bastardly_One> the aussie ones are good 
54:00 <Serenity> ive got real suicide girls open
54:00 <Bastardly_One> if you look for that page
54:00 <Bastardly_One> ran by countessa
54:00 <Bastardly_One> the kind of self proclaimed leader of the aussie ones
54:00 <Mew> pandas wheres this pic of Loren you promised us
55:00 <Bastardly_One> SG Australia I think it is ... I can look if for you if you want
55:00 <xm> he's trying to find the link from shad's friends list
55:00 <Bastardly_One> I've an ex ircer from this room that's become and instragram whore/star
55:00 <PandasDontDrive> us
56:00 <PandasDontDrive> i said I'd show b1
56:00 <PandasDontDrive> y show u
56:00 <PandasDontDrive> :P
56:00 <Bastardly_One> did ya?
56:00 <xm> loren ipsum
56:00 <Picard> who is loren?
56:00 <Bastardly_One> I don
56:00 <Mew> no u asked if I wanna see a pic of her
56:00 <Mew> liar
56:00 <Picard> his googled gf?
56:00 <Bastardly_One> t pay that much attention
56:00 <Skirmish> http://instagram.com/p/rdH9UanWQF/?modal=true   <---------- Has this chick got her fallopian tubes tattood onto her? 
56:00 <Mew> scroll up
56:00 <xm> sounds legit
57:00 <Bastardly_One> what a bogan scrubber 
57:00 <Bastardly_One> link it 
57:00 <Serenity> i dont know but i reckon id like to motorboat her
57:00 <Mew> bwun did he show you?
57:00 <Bastardly_One> she's a model?
57:00 <[Maverick]> 13:08][19:49:03:pm] <Mew> whos loren lol
57:00 <Bastardly_One> more like a cheap stripper
57:00 <[Maverick]> [13:08][19:49:09:pm] <PandasDontDrive> oh
57:00 <[Maverick]> [13:08][19:49:11:pm] <PandasDontDrive> wana see a pic?
57:00 <Bastardly_One> yah he did 
58:00 <Mew> thx mav
58:00 <Mew> see he said he'd show me
58:00 <Mew> then he said his nets slow
58:00 <xm> neural network
58:00 <Bastardly_One> Oh, Clipsal model
58:00 <Bastardly_One> so, scrubber 
58:00 <Mew> looooool
58:00 <Bastardly_One> :)
58:00 <Mew> what a skank
59:00 <Mew> so shes at his house rn 
59:00 <Mew> supposedly
59:00 <PandasDontDrive> she aint at my housoe
59:00 <PandasDontDrive> im on my own
59:00 <PandasDontDrive> with a champaz glass fulla spensive red wine
59:00 <Skirmish> Sif believe anything that panda says. 
59:00 <PandasDontDrive> watching ENEMY
00:00 <Serenity> im not alone. ive got a tub of ben and jerry
00:00 <Bastardly_One> what flavour?
00:00 <[Maverick]> and how much did ben and jerry unload into that tub 
00:00 <Serenity> chunky money
00:00 <Bastardly_One> I was gonna get some today but I didnt think it was a good idea
00:00 <Serenity> monkey
01:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm 360 projectile vomitting today
01:00 <Serenity> gross.
01:00 <Bastardly_One> sure is 
01:00 <Bastardly_One> I think my dinner yesterday was a bit dodgy
01:00 <Bastardly_One> but no-one went with me so I can't tell if I got food poisoning
02:00 <[Maverick]> if your pissing out of all orfices, you have food poisoning. 
02:00 <[Maverick]> orifices* 
02:00 <Bastardly_One> that's normal for me 
02:00 <Bastardly_One> I piss a lot 
02:00 <Serenity> food poisoning symptoms take 8-12 hours
02:00 <Bastardly_One> it sure seems it though 
02:00 <Serenity> if it happened after then its not likely food poisoning
03:00 <Bastardly_One> well, I had dinner at that place about 7:30 last night
03:00 <Bastardly_One> got dodgy about 3am
03:00 <Serenity> could be then
03:00 <Serenity> i got food poisoning from a pie once
04:00 <TheRiddler> the end credits for simpsons is the alcapello version
04:00 <Serenity> woke up at 2am and just puked all over the floor couldnt even get up to get to the bathroom
04:00 <TheRiddler> or whatever it's called
04:00 <[Maverick]> accapella 
04:00 <TheRiddler> yes
04:00 <Bastardly_One> alpacca
04:00 <[Maverick]> -c 
04:00 <Bastardly_One> the llama version
05:00 <Lolin> hey picard
05:00 <Jawsh> <Serenity> im not alone. ive got a tub of ben and jerry
05:00 <Jawsh> I HATE U
05:00 <Jawsh> and i hate u more for this
05:00 <TheRiddler> girl with no cleavage wearing a top with that has a v line to her belly
05:00 <Jawsh>  <Serenity> im not alone. ive got a tub of ben and jerry dipping my nipples in!!
05:00 <Jawsh> :/
05:00 <Jawsh> sigh
05:00 <[Maverick]> HOW THE FUCK DID CHRIS GET IN HERE? 
05:00 <Bastardly_One> shout shout blow it all out, this is the shit we can do without, fuck off
05:00 <Jawsh> ino ino restraining order never gonna happen sezz
06:00 <Jawsh> ahahahaha
06:00 <Bastardly_One> what am I singing Serenity?
06:00 <Skirmish> I think Joe Hockey chats on Austnet.  Which one of you bastards is Joe Hockey?  For him to think poor people don't drive cars he must be chatting to B1 and Panda. 
06:00 <Jawsh> some faggot muppet song?
06:00 <Jawsh> Skirmish dude
06:00 <Jawsh> i stuck the fuck up with you about Jewel
06:00 <Jawsh> be nice dude.
06:00 <Jawsh> hey bi_princess
06:00 <Serenity> https://38.media.tumblr.com/736e674713647b50ee7576e87e9d044d/tumblr_n82augn2391sqex0lo1_500.jpg
06:00 <TheRiddler> he was chatting to me 
06:00 <Skirmish> No. I already told you that sucking up to me won't change what I think of you.  
06:00 <TheRiddler> lol
06:00 <Jawsh> sucking up?
07:00 <Skirmish> I'm not like some here that play team ups. 
07:00 <Jawsh> you forget u used to suck up my arsehole skirmie
07:00 <Jawsh> u sheep
07:00 <Jewel> dont say my name idiot
07:00 <Jawsh> not hard to get u riled tonite
07:00 <Jawsh> ahahahaha
07:00 <TheRiddler> .
07:00 <Jawsh> Jewel once again, jennilo, fat fuck, im sorry i didnt remember who you were
07:00 <Skirmish> Jewel is always angry. She must be uber fat and ugly. 
07:00 <Jawsh> okay
08:00 <Jewel> i feel sorry for you
08:00 <Jawsh> u feel for me
08:00 <Jawsh> im touched
08:00 <Jawsh> in teh bum
08:00 <Jewel> anyways
08:00 <Jawsh> anywayz
08:00 <Jawsh> so time for a Jewel pm moment?
08:00 <Jewel> attention seeker
08:00 <Mew> I dont play team ups either theres only one playa in team MeW
08:00 <Jewel> dont pm me
08:00 <Jewel> i wont reply 
09:00 <simba> another night of josh harassing women on the internet
09:00 <Jawsh> [02:55] <Jewel> so talk tomorrow
09:00 <Jawsh> [02:55] <Jewel> i know u is
09:00 <Jawsh> [02:55] <Jewel> ok
09:00 <Jawsh> hahahahahaha
09:00 <Jawsh> oh simba
09:00 <Picard> oh ffs the chubba stalker is back
09:00 <Jawsh> lose ur ops already
09:00 <Jawsh> u fuckin bias prick
09:00 <Jewel> wth
09:00 <TheRiddler> friends help a guinea pig tricked me
09:00 <Jawsh> u only kick ppl that're random
09:00 <Mew> ultimate insult right there
09:00 <Jawsh> or ban
09:00 <simba> no bias in asking you to please stop harassing irc users
09:00 <Mew> straight in the ops ooooouch
09:00 <Jawsh> u dont kick mew for harassing me
09:00 <Jewel> i didnt say that to you
09:00 <Jawsh> coz ur frends
09:00 <Jawsh> b1 should still be op
10:00 <Jawsh> ur just wired 24/7 bro
10:00 <simba> your life revolves around irc beef doesnt it
10:00 <simba> this is your favorite tv show
10:00 <Jawsh> i think urs does
10:00 <Mew> he hasn't kicked u m8 ease up turbo
10:00 <Jewel> his dose must have been lowered
10:00 <[Maverick]> Jawsh: you have been starting shite all day today. 
10:00 <Jawsh> way to take criticism lightly
10:00 <Jawsh> its my bday week
10:00 <Jawsh> ima give shit till satdey
10:00 <Bastardly_One> you still drunk?
10:00 <[Maverick]> ban for 5 days then. 
10:00 <[Maverick]> !! 
10:00 <Jawsh> no
11:00 <Jawsh> ive had a sip of red wine 
11:00 <Bastardly_One> and did you get the stuff at lunchtime?
11:00 <Jawsh> if i deserve a ban
11:00 <Jawsh> take mew with me
11:00 <Jawsh> and brit meat
11:00 <[Maverick]> you bait her though. 
11:00 <Jewel> cant you just stop him from talking
11:00 <[Maverick]> and bm 
11:00 <Jawsh> they go on for hours abusing me
11:00 <xm> Jawsh were you so drunk on your birthday that when you tried to blow out the candles it was like you turned into a flamethrower
11:00 <Bastardly_One> to be fair 
11:00 <Jawsh> and simba the dumb fuck has the balls to talk
11:00 <Mew> simba do u have that really gets to me quote
11:00 <Bastardly_One> BM starts on him
11:00 <Jewel> seroiusly why isnt he being banned
11:00 <Jawsh> xm, i like chilli
11:00 <Jewel> for abusing anyone
11:00 <[Maverick]> b1 you weren't around today.
11:00 <Mew> so approp rite now
12:00 <Jawsh> B1 DONT INTERJECT!
12:00 <Jewel> meanwhile Serenity and Maurice ban everyone they want to
12:00 <Bastardly_One> you sure I wasn't?
12:00 <[Maverick]> umm yes. 
12:00 <Jawsh> mav
12:00 <Bastardly_One> I was hiding from him at one stage :P
12:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
12:00 <Bastardly_One> ah ok 
12:00 <Serenity> well thats not true
12:00 <Jawsh> whats up ur ass with b1?
12:00 <Serenity> i want to ban you jewel
12:00 <Serenity> but here you are
12:00 <Jawsh> so much up ass in here
12:00 <Bastardly_One> what?
12:00 <Jawsh> im horny
12:00 <Skirmish> WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS http://resources3.news.com.au/images/2014/08/13/1227023/489899-20598420-2289-11e4-9066-0beb7f687196.jpg
12:00 <TheRiddler> he lit his fart xm?
12:00 <Jawsh> LOl sezzz
12:00 <Jawsh> DO IT
12:00 <Jawsh> wait
12:00 <Jawsh> i rile her
12:00 <Bastardly_One> I was just asking if you've still been drinking
12:00 <Jewel> im not abusing ppl Serenity
12:00 <Jawsh> and u can ban us both
12:00 <Jawsh> jewel
13:00 <Bastardly_One> you were smashed as fuck this morning
13:00 <Serenity> you said we ban who we want
13:00 <Serenity> not whos abusing people
13:00 <Jawsh> i mean jennilo you fat fucking slut slag cunt
13:00 <Jawsh> y r u back babes
13:00 <Jewel> see
13:00 <Jawsh> i want to cut your fucking head off
13:00 <Mew> pished as a phart
13:00 <Jewel> youre letting him be an idiot
13:00 <Jawsh> and wear it as a mask on my cock
13:00 <Jewel> and creepy
13:00 <Jawsh> i said ban me
13:00 <Serenity> im not their fucking mother
13:00 <TheRiddler> Skirmish it's another victim of steven speilberg
13:00 <TheRiddler> :p
13:00 <Jawsh> LOL
13:00 <Serenity> im not here to spank them and tell them off for being naughty boys
13:00 <Jewel> you have ops
13:00 <Serenity> if you cant stand it fuck off
13:00 <Jawsh> i want to fill a pool with your blubber
13:00 <Jewel> right
14:00 <Jawsh> and bouncey castle on that SHIAT jennilo
14:00 <Mew> ahem and girls
14:00 <TheRiddler> also it looks like gueedo from starwars 1
14:00 <Skirmish> Jewel wants Serenity back up!  
14:00 <Jawsh> i want to fry your fucking lungs and eat them
14:00 <Mew> naughty grrlZ
14:00 <ShadowLurker> is Jewel having a cry
14:00 <Picard> oh my 
14:00 <Jewel> no
14:00 <Serenity> well she aint gonna get it
14:00 <Skirmish> Tears of blood.
14:00 <Jawsh> i want to put your fat arse in the biggest wood oven pizza oven in adelaide
14:00 <simba>  <Mew> simba do u have that really gets to me quote - lol
14:00 <Jawsh> and eat it
14:00 <Jawsh> and the shit
14:00 <Jewel> im amazed someone is allowed to harass someone and the op that is here does nothing
14:00 <Jawsh> and rub the shit all over my body
14:00 <Jawsh> I want to sedate you
15:00 <ShadowLurker> hey Jewel
15:00 <Serenity> no ones harrassing anyone
15:00 <Jawsh> slice some pvc into your cunt
15:00 <Jawsh> with some bree cheese
15:00 <Serenity> theyve all been slagging each other off all day
15:00 <Jawsh> and let loose a rat
15:00 <ShadowLurker> wanna tissue
15:00 <Skirmish> Jewel is always having a go at someone.  She must be mzyoyo's twin.
15:00 <Jawsh> then get bored
15:00 <Jawsh> and chainsaw you in half
15:00 <Serenity> the ops arent here to stop kiddy fights
15:00 <simba> Jewel its kinda like how everyone just watches the town drunk in awe as he destroys himself and hurls insults at everyone around him. hes not to be taken seriously, like a good comedy flick
15:00 <Jawsh> and stomp the rat to death because i accidently cut off the end of its tail :(
15:00 <Jewel> so whats the point of ops simba?
15:00 <Jawsh> I want to feed you excrement
15:00 <Skirmish> To kick Jewel when she won't stop whinging. 
15:00 <Jawsh> and cut off your tongue
16:00 <simba> unfortunately u cant ban people in one channel for shit they might be saying in another or PM
16:00 <simba> barbaric as it may be
16:00 <Jawsh> neway
16:00 <Jawsh> enough American Psycho novel shit
16:00 <Jewel> hes saying it right here !!
16:00 <Jewel> lol
16:00 <xm> time for some chocolate covered urinal cakes to celebrate
16:00 <Jewel> talking about murdering me
16:00 <Jawsh> hahaha xm
17:00 <TheRiddler> zoidberg is afoot!
17:00 <Jewel> yet ops are just doing nothing
17:00 <Jawsh> NOTHING!
17:00 <Serenity> shut the fuck up jewel
17:00 <Jawsh> ^^
17:00 <Jawsh> Jennilo btw
17:00 <Jawsh> not like u dont know
17:00 <Jewel> ok mum
17:00 <Mew> ...
17:00 <Jawsh> dont call her mum
17:00 <Jawsh> fkn rude
17:00 <Jawsh> y so rude
18:00 <Mew> omg lol
18:00 <Bastardly_One> he gave me his number today
18:00 <Serenity> https://31.media.tumblr.com/adb6ebd807388e7b3cc763a554c686ff/tumblr_n9o659dY6l1rwt25oo1_500.jpg
18:00 <Mew> ah fresh air
18:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm his new best friend
19:00 <Bastardly_One> been off his head all day 
19:00 <Mew> GIVE IT TO MEEEEE
19:00 <Bastardly_One> very manic
19:00 <ShadowLurker> *08:19:03 PM* <Bastardly_One> been off his head all day <-- -all day +forever
19:00 <Bastardly_One> you know how sometimes I'll humour whichever one is going nuts?
20:00 <fawks> .
20:00 <Bastardly_One> I thought he'd just run out of shit to type at me 
20:00 <Bastardly_One> WRONG!
20:00 <simba> lol
21:00 <Jewel> hi Mew
21:00 <Bastardly_One> pity you cant text with hiding your number
21:00 <Skirmish> Jewel is going to show you her rolls now simba. 
21:00 <Mew> hi jewli
21:00 <Jewel> Mewli
21:00 <simba> panda is soooooooooo funny
22:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... you copping shit?
22:00 <Bastardly_One> want me to ring him and say "calm down" and hang up?
22:00 <Bastardly_One> then watch him rage more?
22:00 <simba> yesterday he was like oi get me a bag bro i wanna see u again, now today hes like if i see ur around town ur dead!!! all in the life of a bi polar kent
22:00 <Serenity> https://38.media.tumblr.com/1c52aded3eb7a114c4f98fc0c80d05c9/tumblr_n90z2uwpkY1sf6kewo1_400.gif
22:00 <Mew> im gonna apologize and pretend to be his friend when he comes back
22:00 <Serenity> muah
22:00 <TheRiddler> how is calling someone mum rude?
23:00 <Mew> lets outbipolar him
23:00 <[Maverick]> LOL 
23:00 <Bastardly_One> I wanna give you that number
23:00 <Skirmish> https://imgflip.com/i/b3svc
23:00 <Bastardly_One> but everyone will just tell him
23:00 <Mew> nice cunt nice cunt nice
23:00 <Bastardly_One> so nuh
23:00 <Serenity> dont be a wanker b1
23:00 <Jewel> outbipolar...good one
24:00 <Serenity> you wouldnt want someone giving out your number
24:00 <Bastardly_One> didn't I say that?
24:00 <Serenity> dont give out his
24:00 <Bastardly_One> exactly
24:00 <fawks> lol b1 is such a teenage girl
24:00 <fawks> WANT ME 2 CALL AND HANG UP HEHEEHE
24:00 <Bastardly_One> I will ring him though if you want to fire him up
24:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
24:00 <Serenity> no
24:00 <Mew> do it
24:00 <Serenity> dont be pathetic
25:00 <Skirmish> https://imgflip.com/i/b3swv
25:00 <Skirmish> lawl
25:00 <fawks> ingore
25:00 <fawks> creates meme, cant spell
25:00 <Skirmish> lol it's a typo 
25:00 <Mew> sounds Hungarian
25:00 <Mew> ingore
26:00 <fawks> lol
27:00 <Skirmish> https://imgflip.com/i/b3szm   <----- Fark you fawks. 
27:00 <fawks> ok
28:00 <Skirmish> This creating pie charts is going to be fun.  Going to have to bookmark this page.
28:00 <simba> lol
29:00 <Skirmish> https://imgflip.com/i/b3t1d
29:00 <Skirmish> Batman meme always makes me smile. 
30:00 <Bastardly_One> yep, it's food poisoning
30:00 <Bastardly_One> dripping in sweat
30:00 <Jewel> youre not sounding too good lol
30:00 <Picard> joshy left?
31:00 <Picard> alcohol poison Bastardly_One?
31:00 <fawks> ah Yes, memes. Hilarious
32:00 <Bastardly_One> I don't drink 
32:00 <Bastardly_One> actually, that was a coughing fit 
32:00 <Bastardly_One> so might be nothing to do with how I feel
32:00 <Picard> hiv?
32:00 <Mew> nothin but idiots on irc...irc.austnet.org #cats - [shads] 2014
33:00 <Serenity> http://37.media.tumblr.com/8aad70d4eb20ad86b0857e77e57c7535/tumblr_n93izrWlRZ1rwt25oo1_500.jpg
33:00 <Bastardly_One> losing my breath enough to sweat is common for me 
33:00 <Picard> you are going to die before me
33:00 <Jewel> what the
33:00 <Picard> u old cunt
33:00 <Picard> lol
33:00 <Bastardly_One> Serenity
33:00 <Serenity> hello
33:00 <Bastardly_One> they're perfect
33:00 <Jewel> lol
34:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm fussy on areolas
34:00 <ShadowLurker> of course they are
34:00 <Maurice> fawks https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xap1/t1.0-9/10509666_10152388838185838_461709209611947414_n.jpg
34:00 <Serenity> i want my face in them
34:00 <fawks> lmao
34:00 <Mew> tumblr has perfect everything
34:00 <fawks> jamie
34:00 <Mew> perfect cocks
34:00 <ShadowLurker> sezz has perfect taste in wimminz
34:00 <Serenity> today is my first day on tumblr
34:00 <Serenity> and i am gob smacked by all the porn
35:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
35:00 <Bastardly_One> serious?
35:00 <Jewel> thats all the internet is
35:00 <Bastardly_One> it's porn avi city
35:00 <Bastardly_One> I think mine might be the only M rated one left
35:00 <Bastardly_One> ie: not covered in porn
36:00 <simba> first day? hot damn
36:00 <Skirmish> https://imgflip.com/i/b3t8h   <----- I am pleased I can amuse myself without porn.
36:00 <Serenity> yes
36:00 <Serenity> im a tumblr virgin
36:00 <simba> looking forward to ur involvment in topless tuesdays
37:00 <ShadowLurker> not anymore
37:00 <Serenity> lol that made me giggle Skirmish
37:00 <Serenity> topless tuesdays you say?
37:00 <ShadowLurker> shes gunna explode all over the lounge any minute now
37:00 <simba> thigh thursdays... man the girls on tumblr are good people
37:00 <Bastardly_One> what?
37:00 <Bastardly_One> [22:33] <Jawsh> brb somebody called the police on me
37:00 <Bastardly_One> [22:33] <Jawsh> and it's my uncle
37:00 <Bastardly_One> that was in another channel
37:00 <simba> leave the bald jew in the other channels 
38:00 <Skirmish> "Someone" called the police one me, and it's my uncle.  Has he been snorting car battery acid all day? 
38:00 <Bastardly_One> I will but that was funny
38:00 <simba> lol
38:00 <Bastardly_One> he's very manic today
38:00 <Bastardly_One> very
38:00 <Bastardly_One> the way I can gather it is he's running from something he told me 
38:00 <Jewel> this is so different
38:00 <Jewel> with someone not ranting
38:00 <simba> he must be harassing his family as well o_o
38:00 <Bastardly_One> and rather worried about it 
39:00 <Jewel> Serenity are you bi
39:00 <[Maverick]> lol...
39:00 <Serenity> .
39:00 <ShadowLurker> o.o
39:00 <Maurice> Shes not bi, she's just greedy
39:00 <Serenity> no im a lesbian
39:00 <Jewel> a married lesbian
40:00 <Skirmish> https://imgflip.com/i/b3tc3
41:00 <Serenity> lol skirmish
41:00 <Skirmish> he he he he I've found my entertainment for the night. 
43:00 <fawks> he he he he
43:00 <Serenity> http://38.media.tumblr.com/f282aa24140c0ca8d26f5352593c6177/tumblr_n7v9thEKAN1rwt25oo1_1280.jpg
43:00 <Bastardly_One> shitty webcam
43:00 <Bastardly_One> but not bad 
44:00 <Skirmish> https://imgflip.com/i/b3tgf
45:00 <Serenity> http://37.media.tumblr.com/073a1746cce2f6a7d2c00fcff107eaf6/tumblr_n7jzkzYwAa1rwt25oo1_1280.jpg
46:00 <Jewel> so its posting naked women picture night
46:00 <Maurice> Feel free to post naked men
47:00 <TheRiddler> and naked pics of yourself :p
47:00 <Jewel> haha
47:00 <Bastardly_One> her legs look weird
47:00 <Bastardly_One> but I think that's just the angle
47:00 <Skirmish> https://imgflip.com/i/b3tkh     <---------- Your cat last night Maurice?
47:00 <Serenity> who cares what her legs look like you freak
47:00 <Jewel> well someone could throw in naked man pic
47:00 <Serenity> you're so gay
47:00 <Jewel> appreciat4e the beauty of any body
47:00 <Serenity> ill search tumblr for naked dudes
47:00 <ShadowLurker> no its serenity's selection night
47:00 <Bastardly_One> I take in the whole pic
47:00 <Maurice> Lol Skirmish
47:00 <Maurice> Her stomach looks gross
47:00 <Jewel> oh ok... Serenity's selection night
48:00 <Jewel> women Serenity would sleep with
48:00 <Serenity> YOU FAGS
48:00 <Mew> here u go Jewel http://37.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m62nhkPzha1qc1pjbo1_1280.jpg
48:00 <ShadowLurker> serenity has the best taste
48:00 <Serenity> Maurice
48:00 <Serenity> https://33.media.tumblr.com/10f3fa10b201663076e6f4cbea5e48b8/tumblr_n9ykep6JUN1qhlt4ko1_400.jpg
48:00 <Maurice> Why are they so small :(
48:00 <Bastardly_One> stomaches always go weird lying down ... Mine seems to try to go into my back when lying on my back
49:00 <Serenity> because theyre not hard maurice
49:00 <Maurice> Yum Serenity
49:00 <Jewel> lol wow thanks Mew.... thats a lot of mens
49:00 <Maurice> 2nd from the right looks beyond small though
49:00 <Maurice> Looks like my ex with a hardon
49:00 <Skirmish> https://imgflip.com/i/b3tmt
50:00 <mrdanger> I bet you have a big vagina Maurice
50:00 <Maurice> I do, it's at least 3 foot wide
50:00 <Bastardly_One> back to tits
50:00 <Jewel> lol
50:00 <Bastardly_One> she has cave lights
51:00 <Serenity> no im not allowed to post tits
51:00 <Serenity> makes people upset
51:00 <Maurice> Wear a miners hat and read the signs before entering
51:00 <Bastardly_One> and hires out abseiling equipment
51:00 <Skirmish> https://imgflip.com/i/b3to7     <------ Takes some balls to use your own picture in a meme B1. 
51:00 <Mew> http://38.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzat99Oenz1roihm5o5_400.jpg
51:00 <zaim> wtf man
51:00 <Mew> holy flaccid dong
51:00 <Jewel> you could enjoy them privately
51:00 <Jewel> wow mew lol
51:00 <Maurice> You're looking good there Skirmish ;)
51:00 <Bastardly_One> lol Skirmish
51:00 <Jewel> this channel is very R rated
51:00 <Maurice> Er, Mew*
52:00 <Serenity> you could not be a giant wowzer
52:00 <Mew> it actually is Skirmish
52:00 <Skirmish> Maurice: I told mew she could only link that pic of me if nobody found out it was me and you go and blow it.  THANKS! 
52:00 <Mew> shhhh
52:00 <Maurice> I tried to cover it up!
52:00 <Bastardly_One> who smokes here and has tried to order their own design from that bic sight?
52:00 <MrMark> oooer
53:00 <ShadowLurker> http://38.media.tumblr.com/0c47be52dc7b35c244f349a184711699/tumblr_mirg8rO2Uc1rkzuymo1_400.gif
53:00 <Maurice> Me and not me
53:00 <ShadowLurker> jewels pic
53:00 <Skirmish> Now I can't say with confidence that I have never taken a picture of my penis. 
53:00 <The_Baron> u can get ur own design on a bic??
53:00 <The_Baron> wtf?
53:00 <Bastardly_One> I've got a couple of designs I wouldn't mind 
53:00 <Maurice> ShadowLurker has...
53:00 <Bastardly_One> yep
53:00 <ShadowLurker> shhh
53:00 <Bastardly_One> hang on I'll read the side of the lighter if you want
53:00 <Jewel> ShadowLurker sometimes youre a jerk
53:00 <Maurice> I've also never taken a pic of my dick
53:00 <Maurice> But then, he's not here very often
53:00 <ShadowLurker> only sometimes
53:00 <ShadowLurker> I better step my game up
53:00 <Bastardly_One> mybiclighter.com
54:00 <Skirmish> Jewel is a bit of a pompous slut ain't she. 
54:00 <Jewel> yeah im sure you can do better
54:00 <Serenity> shes just a fucking whinger
54:00 <Jewel> ...
54:00 <[Maverick]> hahaha 
54:00 <mrdanger> everybody calm down
54:00 <mrdanger> we're all friends here
54:00 <ShadowLurker> whingy mcwhingerson
55:00 <[Maverick]> bic lighters eh 
55:00 <ShadowLurker> lol
55:00 <ShadowLurker> d
55:00 <Jewel> everyone here is a whinger
55:00 <ShadowLurker> shes posting tits
55:00 <ShadowLurker> dont ruin it
55:00 <Q{> me
55:00 <[Maverick]> HAHAHA 
55:00 <[Maverick]> yeah true 
55:00 <Mew> T Bag
55:00 <Jewel> fine
55:00 <Q{> Captain Whiner here
55:00 <Serenity> no im done now
55:00 <Skirmish> B1: You could put on your custom lighter "Stop smoking you've got emphysema you idiot". 
55:00 <Bastardly_One> I reckon
56:00 <Skirmish> Will it fit? 
56:00 <[Maverick]> or "I am not always right" 
56:00 <mrdanger> make one that says "Son of Skirmish: Bong Lighter"
56:00 <Bastardly_One> WRONG!
56:00 <Bastardly_One> just "WRONG!"
56:00 <Bastardly_One> so I remember
57:00 <Maurice> This reminds me of ShadowLurker http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/2014-08/12/19/enhanced/webdr05/enhanced-buzz-31397-1407887960-8.jpg
57:00 <The_Baron> I might just have a picture of a used tampon on a bic
57:00 <The_Baron> so ppl would be less likely to steal it
57:00 <Mew> yesss
57:00 <Mew> so good
57:00 <Skirmish> lol
57:00 <Bastardly_One> hey!
57:00 <Bastardly_One> that's a great idea
58:00 <Bastardly_One> apparently the app is on the phone too
58:00 <Bastardly_One> wonder how much they cost and how long they take to get to you?
58:00 <Bastardly_One> and if you can put anything you want on them
58:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.mybiclighter.com/
58:00 <Bastardly_One> this kalidoscope one I have hurts your eyes
59:00 <Serenity> dicks just arent the same
59:00 <Bastardly_One> nup
59:00 <Serenity> time to close tumblr
59:00 <Bastardly_One> ShadowLurker put the best vag up 
59:00 <Bastardly_One> was it today or yesterday?
59:00 <mrdanger> check out some people of walmart instead
00:00 <Bastardly_One> so sticky and a really nice looking cunt
00:00 <Serenity> i dont know i hardly click links
00:00 <Serenity> sticky...
00:00 <Serenity> wtf
00:00 <Bastardly_One> yep
00:00 <Serenity> gross
00:00 <Bastardly_One> was trailing off her fingers
00:00 <Bastardly_One> very slippery
00:00 <Bastardly_One> but one of the nicest vag ever
00:00 <ShadowLurker> you describe so badly
00:00 <Serenity> thats fucking foul
01:00 <Serenity> go away
01:00 <Bastardly_One> I do hey?
01:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh trust me 
01:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm fussy
01:00 <Bastardly_One> it was quality
02:00 <Skirmish> You're an old man. It's 100% creepy.
02:00 <Bastardly_One> I get shyer than usual when trying to describe shit 
02:00 <Bastardly_One> maybe that's why I couldn't shut up on Skype
02:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm incredibly shy 
02:00 <Serenity> i can guarantee your 'fussy' has nothing on my taste
02:00 <Serenity> i do not want to see mank pictures of sticky vaginas
02:00 <Serenity> i can look at snails for that
03:00 <fawks> i just gagged so hard i can taste my dinner
03:00 <Skirmish> lol
03:00 <Jewel> are you happy with yours Serenity
03:00 <Bastardly_One> it wasn't mank I am tellin' ya
03:00 <ShadowLurker> i am
03:00 <Serenity> my what
03:00 <Skirmish> Jewel is so weird. 
03:00 <ShadowLurker> indeed Skirmish
03:00 <Jewel> you know what
03:00 <Bastardly_One> lol at I am 
03:00 <Jewel> ShadowLurker you have to say that
03:00 <Serenity> if you are refering to my vagina yes i am
03:00 <Jewel> yes i am
03:00 <ShadowLurker> i dont have to
03:00 <ShadowLurker> i didnt marry her vag
04:00 <Jewel> i think it had something to do with it
04:00 <fawks> i now pronounce you husband and vag
04:00 <fawks> you may lick the bride
04:00 <Skirmish> LOL people marry vaginas now.  Oh dear 
04:00 <ShadowLurker> LOL
04:00 <Bastardly_One> well, you have to like the package right?
04:00 <Serenity> dont be so fucking obtuse jewel
04:00 <fawks> stop typing
04:00 <fawks> pls
04:00 <Bastardly_One> besides the present 
04:00 <Serenity> sorry you're absolutely perfect in every way but i dont like whats in your pants
04:00 <Serenity> so.. its over
05:00 <Serenity> right..
05:00 <Bastardly_One> but yeah ... I am charmed by a mind 
05:00 <ShadowLurker> rofl
05:00 <Jewel> its happened before
05:00 <Skirmish> Hang on ... you guys chat with B1 on skype?  Now I really do feel left out. 
05:00 <ShadowLurker> Serenity could have a dick for all i care
05:00 <Serenity> and those people are morons
05:00 <Jewel> well yes they are
05:00 <Bastardly_One> Skirmish, you missed nothing ... I talk a lot and loudly 
05:00 <Jewel> so if Serenity was a man youd be happy ShadowLurker
05:00 <ShadowLurker> yes
05:00 <Maurice> Hes a perv
05:00 <Skirmish> I could have told you to shut the fuck up though! 
06:00 <Bastardly_One> hahahahaha
06:00 <Bastardly_One> funny you say that 
06:00 <Jewel> interesting
06:00 <Bastardly_One> that's all Maurice said 
06:00 <fawks> Maurice did that for us
06:00 <fawks> every time he spoke
06:00 <Skirmish> I love Maurice. 
06:00 <Maurice> :D
06:00 <ShadowLurker> is there a point to this line of questioning
06:00 <Maurice> It was warranted
06:00 <fawks> agreed
06:00 <Maurice> He was lisping all over my skype
06:00 <Bastardly_One> definitely
06:00 <fawks> lmao
07:00 <Skirmish> I think Jewel is touching herself whilst asking these questions.
07:00 <Bastardly_One> and the lisp has gone apparently
07:00 <ShadowLurker> LOL lithping
07:00 <fawks> i was just making horse noises every time he spoke
07:00 <Bastardly_One> I told you it was the pills
07:00 <fawks> b/c cbf 
07:00 <ShadowLurker> sounds like it Skirmish
07:00 <Bastardly_One> lol .. horse noises
07:00 <fawks> how do pills make you lisp
07:00 <Serenity> our relationship would be much more irc friendly if we argued and didnt like each other much
07:00 <Bastardly_One> and what ShadowLurker is saying in english
07:00 <Bastardly_One> hang on I wanna finish this and I'll tell ya
07:00 <fawks> .
07:00 <Maurice> My boob hurts
07:00 <Bastardly_One> what he was saying in english is 
07:00 <Jewel> whatever works for you
07:00 <fawks> your boob always hurts
07:00 <Bastardly_One> he married her 
07:00 <Jewel> seems like a very open relationship
07:00 <Bastardly_One> her personality and her mind
07:00 <Maurice> Can you be more careful tonight Serenity, thanks
08:00 <Bastardly_One> now fawks
08:00 <Bastardly_One> I was on sedatives
08:00 <Serenity> soz
08:00 <Bastardly_One> new meds that weekend
08:00 <Serenity> why is it open?
08:00 <Serenity> ..
08:00 <Bastardly_One> was nodding off all over the place
08:00 <fawks> cos you look at porn  duh
08:00 <fawks> means u sleep with others
08:00 <fawks> ofc
08:00 <Bastardly_One> so I was slurry
08:00 <Maurice> Who doesn't
08:00 <Maurice> I looked at porn this morning
08:00 <Jewel> and want to have your face between breasts
08:00 <Jewel> for real
08:00 <fawks> slurry doesnt mean lisp
08:00 <Serenity> oh right
08:00 <Jewel> :)
08:00 <Serenity> looking at photos means we have an open marriage
08:00 <Serenity> right
09:00 <Maurice> I read slurry like a slut
09:00 <Jewel> no..
09:00 <Bastardly_One> I dunno ... it's gone again
09:00 <fawks> Jewel the 1920's called, they want your mentality back
09:00 <Jewel> lol
09:00 <ShadowLurker> LOL
09:00 <ShadowLurker> open
09:00 <Serenity> lol
09:00 <MrMark> oh be nice
09:00 <Jewel> funny
09:00 <ShadowLurker> cause we both look at porn
09:00 <ShadowLurker> (y)
09:00 <Jewel> well if youre wanting breasts in your face with your husband here
09:00 <ShadowLurker> yeh and
09:00 <Jewel> thats pretty open
09:00 <Maurice> He's not gonna complain
10:00 <Jewel> exactly
10:00 <fawks> and stay out
10:00 <Serenity> lol..
10:00 <Serenity> would it be better if i said it behind his back?
10:00 <Serenity> o.O
10:00 <Serenity> im confused
10:00 <Jewel> ...
10:00 <Jewel> youre the one saying it here
10:00 <ShadowLurker> whats ur point
10:00 <Maurice> ShadowLurker, Statham on tv in 20 mins
10:00 <Maurice> Expendables 2
10:00 <ShadowLurker> what exactly are you trying to imply
10:00 <ShadowLurker> oh man
10:00 <ShadowLurker> expendables gets me so
10:00 <Jewel> that your wife wants breasts in her face
11:00 <Serenity> ffs maurice why
11:00 <Serenity> who cares
11:00 <Serenity> lol
11:00 <Maurice> Because Statham!
11:00 <Skirmish> Jewel must be as old as B1. 
11:00 <MrMark> ive seen all 3 Expendables movies
11:00 <Serenity> you dont become dead inside when you have a partner
11:00 <Serenity> he perves on people so do i.. its just pictures
11:00 <Maurice> I have the 3rd but havent watched it
11:00 <ShadowLurker> :o
12:00 <Jewel> i know you dont become dead when you have a partner
13:00 <fawks> ok
13:00 <ShadowLurker> do you have a significant other?
13:00 <Jewel> like i would tell you
13:00 <ShadowLurker> thats a no
13:00 <Serenity> lol.
13:00 <Skirmish> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ou03DhIp3zI   <----- This is an infectious beat. 
13:00 <Serenity> who knows what irc people could do with THAT info
13:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: [Glitch Hop / 110BPM] - DotEXE - Hipster Cutthroat [Monstercat EP Release] ( Jun 13, 2012) 4:21 - Category: Shows - 950,487 - 15,480 likes (98.6%), 221 dislikes (1.4%)
14:00 <Serenity> Google: jewel from IRC has boyfriend
14:00 <Serenity> OMG WE FOUND HER
14:00 <Jewel> :)
14:00 <Jewel> lol
14:00 <Jewel> funny lady
14:00 <Bastardly_One> I told my soul to the devi
14:00 <Bastardly_One> for a 45, a black cowboy hat and a switchblade knife
14:00 <Jewel> wb Bastardly_One
14:00 <Skirmish> I never thought it was possible ... but I think we've found someone dumber than mzyoyo. 
15:00 <Bastardly_One> danke
15:00 <Serenity> lol
15:00 <Bastardly_One> mzyoyo needs to get off the choof
15:00 <ShadowLurker> isnt that cute
15:00 <Bastardly_One> and you've never met leb-babe then
15:00 <The_Baron> some ppl are too dumb to use drugs
15:00 <Maurice> She needs to get off the planet
15:00 <Bastardly_One> I think Serenity has
15:00 <ShadowLurker> reciting some boondox
15:00 <Bastardly_One> sure am 
15:00 <Bastardly_One> who doesn't love Boondox?
15:00 <Serenity> me
16:00 <Jewel> who is boondox
16:00 <Bastardly_One> gaylord
16:00 <Serenity> you can talk
16:00 <Bastardly_One> a lot :D
16:00 <Serenity> showing boobs and you're worrying about peoples hair n legs
16:00 <Skirmish> Got a whole season on my HDD at the moment of Boondocks
16:00 <Jewel> lol
16:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... I take in the whole pic
16:00 <Bastardly_One> oh you like too Skirmish?
16:00 <Bastardly_One> great "nigger" shit
16:00 <Bastardly_One> good taste 
17:00 <Bastardly_One> the animated series
17:00 <Skirmish> I am with Uncle Ruckus.  Retards are gods clowns. http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y169/MYV64U/Capture_zps70d3afa3.png
17:00 <Mew> oh ive seen that
17:00 <Bastardly_One> it's like when I saw the handbra link
17:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm thinking 
17:00 <Bastardly_One> who's wearing that nice ring?
17:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
18:00 <Bastardly_One> was you apparently
18:00 <Serenity> -.-
18:00 <stevenn> haiiiiiiii
18:00 <Skirmish> He fapped to it. You know it.
18:00 <Bastardly_One> nup
18:00 <Bastardly_One> her's were the second best
19:00 <Skirmish> liar
19:00 <Bastardly_One> the best has never been since since
19:00 <Serenity> my ring? i hope so
19:00 <Serenity> its pwetty
19:00 <Bastardly_One> it is pretty
19:00 <Bastardly_One> like I said I see the whole pic 
19:00 <Bastardly_One> can be very distracting for porn 
19:00 <Bastardly_One> wtf is with her nails?
19:00 <Bastardly_One> etc
19:00 <Skirmish> B1 do you want to skype so I can tell you to stop typing?
20:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
20:00 <Bastardly_One> if you want?
20:00 <ShadowLurker> https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=10202383332135744
20:00 <Bastardly_One> yes that was a question
20:00 <Skirmish> no homo.
20:00 <Serenity> lol thge whole time we skyped with b1
20:00 <Serenity> Maurice told him to shut up every time he spoke
20:00 <Maurice> Lol that was just said up there ^
21:00 <Bastardly_One> like ... how many hours?
21:00 <Serenity> oh
21:00 <Serenity> .... sorry
21:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah fawks said that
21:00 <Maurice> (21:06:56) (Maurice): It was warranted
21:00 <Maurice> (21:07:00) (fawks): agreed
21:00 <Maurice> (21:07:01) (Maurice): He was lisping all over my skype
21:00 <Bastardly_One> was about 6hrs wasn't it?
21:00 <Bastardly_One> I honestly had no idea the shit comp headset was that loud
21:00 <Maurice> And you fucks kept making me laugh which would make me cough due to being sick
21:00 <Bastardly_One> until ShadowLurker said something
21:00 <fawks> ShadowLurker's laugh is me fave
22:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah we were dying
22:00 <ShadowLurker> :}
22:00 <fawks> its the loudest thing to ever exist
22:00 <Bastardly_One> ShadowLurker is just funny
22:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah right 
22:00 <Bastardly_One> seriously sorry about that 
22:00 <fawks> .
22:00 <fawks> im not talking to or abaout you
22:00 <Bastardly_One> wish someone had of said that besides him
22:00 <Bastardly_One> oh them
22:00 <Serenity> you should hear him and his brother together fawks
22:00 <Serenity> theyre like a pack of hyenas
22:00 <fawks> lol
22:00 <fawks> awesome
22:00 <ShadowLurker> :)
23:00 <Maurice> Lol
23:00 <ShadowLurker> its like HZZHZZHZZHZZHZZZ
23:00 <Maurice> Who was the laugher in that video Serenity
23:00 <[Maverick]> Shadowlurker is making funny talk 
23:00 <Maurice> Yes, laugher is now a word
23:00 <Serenity> what video
23:00 <Maurice> The bonfire stoner one
23:00 <Serenity> oh
23:00 <Serenity> thats paul our tall friend me and my friends brother
24:00 <Maurice> Ahh the friends brother was hilarious
24:00 <Serenity> i was hell stoned so i sound like butthead
24:00 <Jewel> so you all skype each other?
24:00 <Jewel> skype conference call
24:00 <Maurice> You just giggle like a schoolgirl
24:00 <Maurice> And a japanese one at that
24:00 <Serenity> LOL
24:00 <Serenity> i was wrecked
24:00 <ShadowLurker> hahah
25:00 <Bastardly_One> they do 
25:00 <Bastardly_One> I just wanna know if mine is online
25:00 <Bastardly_One> it reckons it is 
25:00 <Bastardly_One> but it's not doing shit it should
26:00 <Jewel> fawks you dont have to be rude
26:00 <fawks> what?
26:00 <Bastardly_One> ty fawks
26:00 <Bastardly_One> that's all I wanted to know 
26:00 <Bastardly_One> cheers
26:00 <fawks> yes you said thank you in pm
27:00 <fawks> i got it
27:00 <fawks> by gollly
27:00 <Jewel> i want a skype buddy
27:00 <Bastardly_One> by jingoes!
27:00 <Bastardly_One> oh my gosh
27:00 <Serenity> b1 will skype with you
28:00 <Bastardly_One> I talk to anyone ... apparently 
28:00 <Jewel> lol
28:00 <Jewel> well ppl in glass houses
28:00 <Jewel> like to make all kind of accusations
28:00 <fawks> i wanna skype Skirmish and see if hes teh same as here
28:00 <Serenity> that doesnt even make sense
29:00 <Jewel> yeah ok im tired
29:00 <Jewel> fawks can you tell me how that goes
29:00 <Skirmish> course I am the same as here. 
30:00 <Bastardly_One> WOO!
30:00 <Bastardly_One> I feel heaps better
30:00 <Jewel> wht happened
30:00 <Bastardly_One> best fart ever
30:00 <Jewel> lol
30:00 <Jewel> gross
30:00 <Mew> skirmish is the same
30:00 <fawks> o ok
30:00 <Jewel> still a tool trying to pick up every girl?
31:00 <Skirmish> Mew is the only person from here I have spoken to away from irc I think.
31:00 <Mew> he speaks with proper grammar irl
31:00 <Skirmish> She was my first. 
31:00 <Bastardly_One> even Mew was like 
31:00 <Bastardly_One> is that B1? and laughed
31:00 <Bastardly_One> arseholes!
31:00 <Skirmish> She was so gentle .... I had the work phone on speaker and she answered like she was selling Mandyjane.  Man the looks I got that night from workmates.
32:00 <Serenity> because you sound like the old dude from family guy
32:00 <Serenity> thats why
32:00 <Mew> LOL Hi this is the AustNet phone sex line. 
32:00 <Serenity> i dont want to talk to you Skirmish because you'll be like.. shes a bogan.. i dont like her anymore
32:00 <Serenity> lo
32:00 <Serenity> lol
33:00 <Bastardly_One> you are so not though
33:00 <Bastardly_One> you sound like a pixie
33:00 <fawks> a pikthie
33:00 <Skirmish> So long as you're not all like "KARN YA CARNTS LETS GO GET A CARTON O'VB" I will still like you Serenity. 
33:00 <Jewel> fawks you realise we saw the nick you killed yourself with
33:00 <Mew> lmao 
33:00 <fawks> yes Jewel i'm not a first time irc user tyvm
34:00 <Jewel> well alright then
34:00 <Jewel> lol
34:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm almost 45 ... am I meant to sound like you youngin's?
34:00 <cum> narrrr
34:00 <Serenity> oh i dont think im that bad
34:00 <Serenity> im not mandyjane
34:00 <Bastardly_One> John turned me into a bogan
34:00 <cum> omg who was clit
35:00 <Jewel> looks good on you Mew
35:00 <Jewel> lol
35:00 <Jewel> your best friend
35:00 <Bastardly_One> I remember that convo well ... m8 fuckin
35:00 <Bastardly_One> m8 cunt
35:00 <Bastardly_One> m8
35:00 <cum> cum always looks good on me
35:00 <Jewel> lol nice
35:00 <fawks> he doesnt overly say mate
35:00 <fawks> he says 'aye'
35:00 <fawks> hey
35:00 <fawks> after every sentence
35:00 <Bastardly_One> oh full on hey?
35:00 <fawks> qld stylesz
35:00 <Bastardly_One> that's a Qld thing
35:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah
35:00 <Serenity> i wish i could remember what beagle said
35:00 <Serenity> fucken fucken
35:00 <Serenity> cunts
35:00 <fawks> YA FUCKN FUCKERS
35:00 <Serenity> FUCKEN FUCKERS
35:00 <fawks> and hung up
35:00 <fawks> lmao
35:00 <Serenity> lol thats it
36:00 <Bastardly_One> something about no guys?
36:00 <cum> he yelled at me when I spoke to him lmao
36:00 <Bastardly_One> that bring back a memory
36:00 <Bastardly_One> of him ranting in here that night and logging out
36:00 <Bastardly_One> and coming back to rant, then log out
36:00 <fawks> so every night then
36:00 <Bastardly_One> x30,000 for the rest of the night
36:00 <Maurice> He was too horny to have guys chat
36:00 <Serenity> i asked him how lucy was hes like
36:00 <Serenity> FUCK THAT BITCH
36:00 <Serenity> FUCK HER
37:00 <Bastardly_One> is he really bogan?
37:00 <Bastardly_One> I for some reason picture him with a bit of a wog voice
37:00 <Jewel> so everyone talked to everyone
37:00 <Serenity> thats brain dead not bogan
37:00 <Maurice> Lol
37:00 <The_Baron> what's the difference?
37:00 <Jewel> didnt wa win bogan hunters
37:00 <[Maverick]> I am bogan 
38:00 <Bastardly_One> I am gonna talk to you one day The_Baron when you're not too trashed
38:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck, imagine that 
38:00 <Bastardly_One> we'd be talking over each other for hours
38:00 <TheRiddler> wa is totally bogan
38:00 <The_Baron> don't hold ur breath
38:00 <Serenity> he has no wog accent at all
38:00 <The_Baron> coz I know u couldn't for long anyway
38:00 <The_Baron> :P
39:00 <Serenity> woah lag
39:00 <Bastardly_One> lol .. yeah I don't speak that much on Skype ... I prefer to type usually because it's either americans that are mesmerised by the accent or
39:00 <Bastardly_One> cunts like this 
39:00 <Serenity> and no wa didnt win bogan hunters
39:00 <Bastardly_One> :P
39:00 <Serenity> tasmania did
39:00 <Jawsh> hahaha knew it
39:00 <Jawsh> that cunt that um
39:00 <Jawsh> sezz
39:00 <Jawsh> worst driver or something?
39:00 <fawks> .
39:00 <Serenity> yeah
39:00 <Serenity> and his cousin
39:00 <Serenity> or brother
40:00 <Serenity> or uncle daddy
40:00 <Serenity> whatever
41:00 <The_Baron> or all of the above
42:00 <Jawsh> omgosh
42:00 <Jawsh> that weed smoker
42:00 <Jawsh> n their car yard
42:00 <Jawsh> jumping on cars?
42:00 <Jawsh> AHAHAHAHA
42:00 <cum> dad/brother same thing
42:00 <Jawsh> i cant believe they are real!
42:00 <Jawsh> if i wasnt a Christian!
43:00 <Jawsh> fox dl DOUBLE TAKE
43:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck me 
43:00 <Jawsh> :) if u hate this movie i will never suggest one ever again.
43:00 <Bastardly_One> Josh
43:00 <Jawsh> wot 
43:00 <Bastardly_One> take a breath
43:00 <Jawsh> um
44:00 <Jawsh> *deeps*
44:00 <Bastardly_One> ah
44:00 <Jawsh> throats
44:00 <Bastardly_One> well, be aware of it 
44:00 <Jawsh> lol
44:00 <Bastardly_One> been bad today 
44:00 <Jawsh> im hopin its not the uno what
44:00 <Bastardly_One> thought it was time I said something :)
44:00 <Jawsh> uno
44:00 <Jawsh> yea all good man
44:00 <cum> uno
44:00 <Jawsh> fuck up simba
44:00 <Jawsh> oh not simba
44:00 <cum> xD
44:00 <Jawsh> ahh
44:00 <Jawsh> yer
45:00 <Jewel> Mew you have a little something on you
45:00 <Jawsh> Jewel oh ffs
45:00 <Jawsh> someone ban me again
45:00 <Jawsh> Serenity
45:00 <Jawsh> !!!
45:00 <cum> is it sticky? taste it
45:00 <cum> give us a lick
46:00 <Jewel> no lookds dodgy
46:00 <cum> stodgy? 
46:00 <cum> stodgy dodgy cum drop
46:00 <Jewel> dodgy :P
46:00 <cum> o
47:00 <Jewel> is it hair gel
48:00 <Jewel> better
48:00 <Maurice> Serenity, if you want to get laid tonight, put on channel 9
48:00 <ShadowLurker> :}
48:00 <Maurice> If not, hide the remote
48:00 <ShadowLurker> she doesnt need to do that
48:00 <ShadowLurker> just be naked
49:00 <Maurice> I'm guessing she doesnt even need to be naked
49:00 <Jewel> and show her penis
49:00 <Maurice> You horndog
49:00 <Serenity> yeah it doesnt take much
49:00 <ShadowLurker> yeh im pretty much always on
49:00 <TheRiddler> what is on?
50:00 <Bastardly_One> he means on 9
50:00 <Jawsh> fkn tobacco tastes like shit
50:00 <Bastardly_One> bad timing
50:00 <ShadowLurker> what
50:00 <Jawsh> quittin on friday
50:00 <Maurice> Expendables 2
50:00 <TheRiddler> oh
50:00 <Jawsh> bought 2 cigars smoked one, taste like shit
50:00 <Bastardly_One> expandables
50:00 <Jawsh> i havent seen it all Maurice
50:00 <Jawsh> is it worth it
50:00 <Bastardly_One> as they're all fat old men
50:00 <Maurice> Yes
50:00 <Bastardly_One> it's more of the first
50:00 <Jawsh> coz i just pulled the usb out with it on it
50:00 <Jawsh> LOL
50:00 <Bastardly_One> I liked it
50:00 <Jawsh> i saw up to arnie
50:00 <Maurice> Statham is not old or fat, you giant donkey bucket
51:00 <Jawsh> first few mins
51:00 <Serenity> he's like statham to expand in him
51:00 <Serenity> he'd
51:00 <Maurice> I know I'd like that
51:00 <The_Baron> he is bald though
51:00 <Serenity> lol
51:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah alright Stratha isn't 
51:00 <The_Baron> and a pom
51:00 <Jawsh> Statham was best in The Bank Job
51:00 <Jawsh> the end
51:00 <Serenity> bald men are hot
51:00 <Jawsh> thx sezz
51:00 <Bastardly_One> ummmmmmmmmmm
51:00 <Jewel> ie Vin Diesel
51:00 <Maurice> No Serenity, only some
51:00 <Bastardly_One> I am hot
51:00 <Serenity> yes actually i should say
51:00 <Serenity> some bal men are hot
51:00 <Serenity> NO you arent
51:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm ugly as fuck
51:00 <Jawsh> I'M ALREADYIN;)
51:00 <The_Baron> yes nothing like a lubricated scalp running between ur thighs ey ladies?
51:00 <Bastardly_One> that's better
51:00 <The_Baron> ;P
51:00 <Maurice> Statham in Crank
51:00 <Jawsh> ahahahahahaha
51:00 <Jawsh> wtf was that cunts nick
51:00 <Jewel> lol The_Baron
51:00 <Serenity> statham
51:00 <Serenity> diesle
51:00 <Serenity> etc
52:00 <Jawsh> so u love me
52:00 <Bastardly_One> Transporter movies were awesome
52:00 <Jawsh> is what ur sayin
52:00 <TheRiddler> ew picard
52:00 <Jawsh> is ok
52:00 <Jawsh> HAHAHA picard
52:00 <Jawsh> goin to thailand
52:00 <Bastardly_One> and when the fuck is his project of the second Riddick coming?
52:00 <Jawsh> ride and elephant
52:00 <Bastardly_One> hurry the fuck up cunt!
52:00 <Jawsh> more like break elephants back
52:00 <Jewel> no idea
52:00 <Jawsh> national news headline
52:00 <Jawsh> FAT BALD MAN KILLS ELEPHANT
52:00 <Bastardly_One> psssssssssssssst
52:00 <TheRiddler> probably wants ladyboys
52:00 <Bastardly_One> she has you on ignore
52:00 <Serenity> id fuck a lady boy
52:00 <Jawsh> ahahaha he probbers does
52:00 <Serenity> for sure
53:00 <Jewel> no i dont
53:00 <Jawsh> sezz
53:00 <Maurice> Screenshot from Crank http://imgur.com/71Wd5MZ
53:00 <Jawsh> i shaved my head today
53:00 <Jawsh> wana feel teh Buddha
53:00 <Jawsh> YAY
53:00 <Jewel> oops
53:00 <Jawsh> damn
53:00 <Jawsh> ih8ufatslagdie
54:00 <Jawsh> [21:01] <jewel> you were telling me stories and m aking me laugh
54:00 <Jawsh> [21:01] <PandasDontDrive> haha when wtf
54:00 <Maurice> Dolph Lundgren is an odd looking motherfucker
55:00 <Bastardly_One> Serenity, save up for a treat for christmas?
55:00 <Bastardly_One> why not?
55:00 <Jawsh> [21:06] <jewel> i dont want us to not get along since ur kewl
55:00 <Jawsh> awww babes
55:00 <Bastardly_One> re: lady boy
55:00 <Serenity> what
55:00 <Serenity> oh
55:00 <Mewcus> why doesn't she have a capital j?
55:00 <Jawsh> we should FUCK
55:00 <Bastardly_One> I was being serious
55:00 <Serenity> im not sure i should be fucking lady boys
55:00 <Jawsh> i get the jaws of life out
55:00 <Jawsh> and slam my banana in u Jewel
55:00 <Bastardly_One> for both of you
55:00 <Bastardly_One> silly
55:00 <Jawsh> :P
55:00 <Bastardly_One> a christmas treat
56:00 <Maurice> God help that lady boy
56:00 <Maurice> May his body be in one piece at the end
56:00 <Bastardly_One> heh
56:00 <Mewcus> trentstaaa
56:00 <Bastardly_One> but why not? if it's something you want to try
56:00 <Serenity> what are you trying to say Maurice
56:00 <Bastardly_One> that's what the service is there for
56:00 <Mewcus> in the hizzouse
56:00 <Maurice> That you and ShadowLurker against a lady boy will end in destruction
56:00 <Serenity> im not into paying for sex. im not saemon
56:00 <Skirmish> I am thirsty. 
56:00 <Jawsh> Picard in Thailand = Fuck ladyboys, kill an elephant, red hot head from spicey food, hopefully sudden death <3
57:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah, well good luck on picking up a good one
57:00 <xm> <Jawsh> went to the optometrist. only seeing 1xPS4 now
57:00 <Maurice> Get one to clean your house in return for sex
57:00 <Bastardly_One> think out of the ones I know only one actually isn't manly
57:00 <Maurice> LOL xm
57:00 <Bastardly_One> lol xm
57:00 <Serenity> i dont even...
58:00 <Bastardly_One> oh pfffffffffffft
58:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
58:00 <Bastardly_One> was a thought alright?
58:00 <Bastardly_One> oh I know
58:00 <Bastardly_One> fetlife
58:00 <Maurice> If they're manly, they're probably drag queens not lady boys
58:00 <Bastardly_One> some still have manly faces though
59:00 <Bastardly_One> remember that pic of the one from here I showed?
59:00 <Bastardly_One> she was lucky 
59:00 <Mewcus> m.youtube.com/watch?v=Shq39kWglZ4
59:00 <Bastardly_One> a lot of malay boys looks girly anyway
59:00 <Bastardly_One> so wasn't too much of a swap
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