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18:52 Join: Nikky` ([email protected]) to #melbourne
19:04 Join: Belial ([email protected]) to #melbourne
19:13 <JustinZ> Nikky` hi
19:25 <Nikky`> Hey JustinZ
19:43 <JustinZ> Nikky` how r u?
20:47 <Bandicoot> Nikky
20:56 <Nikky`> Bandicoot :o)
21:02 <Bandicoot> supsup
21:02 Part: aNdY-_ ([email protected]) from #melbourne
21:04 <Nikky`> I'm good, just got back from Geelong visiting my mum
21:13 <Bandicoot> Gee long ride was it
21:13 <elite_zero> Geelong Long Long
21:19 <elite_zero> Gee's long
21:28 <Bandicoot> Gee long way to travel
21:37 <elite_zero> bandiccot, your name was Stephen wasnt it?
21:41 <Bandicoot> no
21:41 <elite_zero> not Nguyen?
21:42 <elite_zero> :)
21:48 <Bandicoot> Mark
21:53 <elite_zero> Mark Nguyen
21:54 <elite_zero> ?
21:54 <Bandicoot> and you don't know me
21:57 <Bandicoot> no
21:59 <Bandicoot> Mark E
22:04 <Bandicoot> markey mark
22:06 <Nikky`> Yes, long ride
22:10 <Bandicoot> mark my word
22:11 <Nikky`> err drive
22:16 <elite_zero> Mark Eng
22:22 <Bandicoot> are you on holidays nik?
22:33 Join: ITALMALT ([email protected]) to #melbourne
22:35 <Nikky`> Yes, I go back next wed tho :/
22:37 <whatever8> looking about 280
22:40 Quit: ITALMALT ([email protected]) Quit:
22:41 <Bandicoot> damn u get long
22:44 <Bandicoot> when did u start
22:46 Quit: Mz-Ital ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
22:52 <elite_zero> gee!
22:56 <Bandicoot> i went back 11th
22:57 Join: Mz-Ital ([email protected]) to #melbourne
22:57 <elite_zero> Geez!
23:18 <Bandicoot> Im thinking i want barramundi and chips tonight
23:19 <elite_zero> I am gonna drive to the supermarket now
23:23 Quit: dudley ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
23:34 <Nikky`> I started my leave 4th Jan, so finished work 31st Dec
23:42 <Django> barrafridee
23:44 Join: DuLcE`ObSeS|oN ([email protected]) to #melbourne
23:50 <Django> its not mundee
23:51 <Bandicoot> best fish in the world broo
23:53 <Pieter1> haha @ Bandicoot still acting like he's working
23:55 <Pieter1> what a woot
23:56 <Pieter1> :)(
23:57 <Pieter1> :)
24:11 <Bandicoot> crumbed barramundee
24:21 <kibblz> lol @ ppl getting sick in summer
24:23 <Pieter1> fuck, how did the shit get around my ignore
24:25 <kibblz> weak bodies
24:26 <elite_zero> Teehee
24:32 <elite_zero> Tee Hee the way Indians laugh
24:39 <elite_zero> because of their tongues position
24:42 <elite_zero> Tee Hee!
24:47 <kibblz> i hardly ever get colds
24:53 <Bandicoot> Django u keen for mundee?
25:01 <pettles> elite_zero is quite the anthropologist
25:02 <Django> not really
25:24 <Bandicoot> whenever i eat barra i take a piece with the crumb coating
25:30 <Bandicoot> i eat and orgasm
25:34 <Bandicoot> then i finish the rest
26:00 Join: bee_hornet ([email protected]) to #melbourne
26:00 <elite_zero> U know the disease which disables people to not be able to think on one side of the brain?
26:06 <bee_hornet> i take your fucking bullets
26:09 <Django> sandraitis
26:16 <damian> cpu[Intel(R) Core(TM)2 Duo CPU E4500 @ 2.20GHz, 1188MHz, 5% Load]
26:16 Quit: Mz-Ital ([email protected]) Quit:
26:16 <Bandicoot> you not a fish fan Django?
26:20 <Django> yeah
26:22 <elite_zero> haha
26:25 <elite_zero> so slow
26:26 <Django> i was just being funny with slang
26:29 <elite_zero> got E7300
26:33 Quit: Hercules ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
26:33 <elite_zero> and 4 GB RAM
26:36 <bee_hornet> say hello to my little friend
26:37 <kibblz> whats so good about that damian
26:38 <Bandicoot> good fish is better than any steak
26:41 <elite_zero> 2.8 GHz processor
26:41 <Django> i love seafood
26:45 Join: Mz-Ital ([email protected]) to #melbourne
26:47 <kibblz> big deal
26:48 <Bandicoot> only the hillbillies prefer steak over seafood
26:56 <Django> had garlic prawns on brown rice wif potato salad last night chico
27:01 <Bandicoot> nice mang
27:07 <kibblz> if you got like more than 3ghz and 4gb ram or more.. then you can show off.
27:08 <Bandicoot> chu cook da prawns from raw?
27:11 <bee_hornet> i eat otago baby mussels
27:14 <Django> yeah
27:14 <Bandicoot> green prawns mang?
27:17 <elite_zero> I got 4 GB RAM
27:29 <elite_zero> and sometimes it even shuits down unexpectedly on Win 7
27:33 <kibblz> most ppl do
27:33 <bee_hornet> lobster only from chili
27:38 <elite_zero> because u must have at least 1GB RAM to use Win 7
27:38 <kibblz> on new computers these days
27:42 <Django> yeah the fresh green garlic prawns in the tray from woolies
27:51 <kibblz> elite_zero, yeah my laptop runs windows 7 on 1gb
27:51 <Bandicoot> they arent fresh
27:55 <Bandicoot> they are 2 weeks old
27:57 <kibblz> but never shuts up.
27:58 <kibblz> off
28:00 <Django> fresh as opposed to frozen
28:06 <kibblz> if that happens somethings wrong with your system.
28:07 <Bandicoot> they are frozen and thawed
28:13 <bee_hornet> rather chew on oysters than lick pussy
28:21 <Bandicoot> woolies are crafty
28:25 <Django> pretty much all prawns are
28:28 <whatever8> i'd rather fuck than fight
28:30 <Bandicoot> well
28:38 <Bandicoot> fresh prawns off the trawler are in an ice slurry
28:43 <Django> even the fresh prawns from fishmonger are frozen
28:43 <Bandicoot> not frozen
28:49 <Django> or near enough
28:52 <Bandicoot> yeah almost
28:54 <Bandicoot> but not quite
28:55 <bee_hornet> yer! your missus is a tough lady in bed
29:00 <Bandicoot> big diff in flavour i find
29:09 <Bandicoot> ive only had fresh prawns about 3 times ever
29:18 <Pieter1> who wants to touch me?
29:18 <Bandicoot> and they are 10x better than any store bought ones
29:20 <Django> lets go yabbying bro
29:26 <bee_hornet> fuck no
29:39 <Bandicoot> hardshell yabbies/
29:40 <Bandicoot> ?
29:48 <elite_zero> I won Kingston 32 GB CAMERA MEMORY CARD for 50 bucks only!
29:49 <elite_zero> lol
29:50 <kibblz> lol @ yabbie
29:51 * bee_hornet touches Pieter
29:56 <kibblz> aint heard that word in a while.
29:56 <elite_zero> the cheapest kingston in history
29:57 <elite_zero> 32 GB!
30:00 Join: jumpsmile ([email protected]) to #melbourne
30:01 <elite_zero> on ebay
30:04 <Django> there are softshell ones too?
30:06 * Rocket yawns
30:10 <Bandicoot> sometimes
30:18 <elite_zero> RRP is like 240 bucks or so
30:20 Join: slower ([email protected]) to #melbourne
30:20 <Bandicoot> i call them crayfish
30:22 <elite_zero> I won it at 50 bucks
30:24 <whatever8> it ain't me, it ain't me i ain't no fortunate one
30:26 <elite_zero> 20% of the RRP
30:26 <Pieter1> Im starting to like this girl
30:28 <kibblz> elite_zero talkin to yaself
30:28 <elite_zero> what the!
30:31 <elite_zero> 25% even
30:31 <Django> used to catch crays at eildon with rods
30:31 <Pieter1> I dont think im allowed to like her
30:34 <kibblz> no one seems interested lol
30:35 <Pieter1> it sux
30:41 Nick: Nikky` is now known as NikAway
30:44 <Django> from the boat club marina
30:45 <bee_hornet> yous are so fat, even ambulance denies to carry barden
30:48 <pettles> elite_zero: try again
30:59 <pettles> Maybe a calculator this time
31:00 <Bandicoot> how big were the crays?
31:11 <bee_hornet> Spider Crabs
31:12 Join: spunk ([email protected]) to #melbourne
31:15 Quit: Harrison ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
31:27 <Django> probably about a foot - bit more long
31:38 <whatever8> airlines charge fat ppl 75% of the next seat
31:41 <Bandicoot> these yabbies are nice http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3108/2882313940_0329ff4340_o.jpg
31:47 <elite_zero> seriously thats gotta be the CHEAPEST 32 GB KINGSTON CAMERA MEMORY CARD in the world
31:49 <elite_zero> at 50 bucks
31:55 <bee_hornet> http://farm1.static.flickr.com/49/152097082_a0788d18af.jpg
31:57 <elite_zero> + 7 bucks delivery
32:08 <elite_zero> fake but its ok as long as it works
32:09 <Django> tasty
32:11 <elite_zero> I dont mind
32:22 <elite_zero> I dont like buying overpriced genuine products anyway
32:24 <Rocket> so its 57 dollars elite_zero
32:26 <Bandicoot> is it from hong kong?
32:29 <bee_hornet> is that your babe Bandicoot
32:33 <elite_zero> rocket which is very cheap
32:35 <Bandicoot> yes bee_hornet
32:42 <elite_zero> 32 GB Kingston memory card for cameras
32:44 <Pieter1> We're Pieters Favourites!
32:44 Join: {G}iZmO ([email protected]) to #melbourne
32:50 <elite_zero> SDHS
32:51 <Rocket> I woulden't pay for that shit
32:52 <elite_zero> SDHC
32:52 <Rocket> :/
33:02 <elite_zero> I need it for my Kodak Zi8
33:08 <elite_zero> so I will buy for that
33:18 <elite_zero> I will pay for that
33:26 <pettles> Kodak aren't very good cameras
33:36 <pettles> You should invest in a better camera
33:42 <Bandicoot> kingston is the worst memory manufacturer
33:51 <bee_hornet> http://www.gourmetseafoods.com/uploads/products/zoom/Smoked-New-Zealand-Mussels.jpg
33:51 <Bandicoot> and kodak is the 2nd worst camera manufacturer
34:04 <pettles> The worst being?
34:05 <elite_zero> Kodak Zi8 is great
34:05 <elite_zero> HD
34:08 <elite_zero> and pocket size
34:12 <elite_zero> all other functions
34:26 <elite_zero> with 32 GB I can record movies at 1080 oixels for like 6 hrs or so
34:27 <Bandicoot> my dinner http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1222/798703632_f8bdf2e5e3.jpg
34:29 <elite_zero> non stop
34:36 <elite_zero> before I empty the card into my PC
34:40 <elite_zero> and record another 6 hrs
34:43 <elite_zero> of 1080 p videos
34:44 <kibblz> HDDs:����������������������� ��[Used] ��[Free] ��[Size]
34:45 <kibblz> �WINDOWS��������������� (C:) �11.96GB ��7.58GB �19.53GB (NTFS)
34:45 <kibblz> �PICTURES & OTHER STUFF (D:) �18.42GB �20.65GB �39.06GB (NTFS)
34:45 <kibblz> �BACK UP D������������� (E:) �17.66GB �71.63MB �17.73GB (NTFS)
34:45 <kibblz> �MUSIC & APPZ���������� (X:) �85.56GB 173.47GB 259.03GB (NTFS)
34:45 <kibblz> Total:���������������������� 133.59GB 201.76GB 335.35GB
34:53 <Bandicoot> and "OTHER STUFF"
34:56 <kibblz> os[Unknown Windows NT Kernel OS (6.1 - 7600)] uptime[18hrs 22mins 8secs] cpu[2-AMD , 2806MHz (0% Load)] mem[Usage: 896/1919MB (46.69%)] hdd[201.76GB/335.35GB] gfx[ATI Radeon 2100 (Microsoft Corporation - WDDM)]
35:04 <kibblz> Windows Vista - AMD , 2806MHz - 895/1919MB - 201.76GB/335.35GB - ATI Radeon 2100 (Microsoft Corporation - WDDM)
35:08 <kibblz> lol @ vista
35:10 <elite_zero> AMD?
35:11 <elite_zero> lol
35:13 <pettles> Spam spam spam
35:13 <kibblz> its win 7
35:14 <bee_hornet> http://alaskaoutdoorjournal.com/Departments/Halloffame/Images/06lindahapper58kasking.jpg
35:14 <elite_zero> slower than mine
35:15 Quit: spunk ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
35:25 <kibblz> im not a gamer
35:26 <Bandicoot> 335gb LOL
35:27 <elite_zero> Vista? had it till early Dec last yr
35:29 <kibblz> and its not slow
35:32 <elite_zero> before I switched to Win 7
35:41 <kibblz> same
35:44 <elite_zero> u dont have to be a gamer to have a better CPU
35:46 Quit: MR2 ([email protected]) Quit:
35:47 <LeMz> Mmm what to do tonight
35:50 <kibblz> this script is wrong .. cause like fuck im using vista
35:51 <Bandicoot> i like how kibblz has a backup of his porn drive (D)
35:59 Join: Serebii ([email protected]) to #melbourne
36:02 <elite_zero> Win 7 is actually Vista version 6
36:07 <kibblz> nothin wrong with that Bandicoot.
36:08 <kibblz> :)
36:12 <Bandicoot> afternoon Serebii
36:14 <kibblz> it would be weird if you didnt have porn
36:15 <elite_zero> because I was on a website and it identified mine as Vista v6
36:15 <Bandicoot> kibblz rofl
36:18 <elite_zero> although its Win 7
36:21 <Bandicoot> i dont have porn
36:26 <Bandicoot> i have pokemon
36:38 <kibblz> look mother fuckers
36:39 <elite_zero> thats why u can upgrade from Vista to 7 for cheaper
36:40 <kibblz> im on low budget
36:41 <kibblz> fuck you
36:43 <kibblz> :)
36:46 <Bandicoot> yes i can tell that
36:51 <Bandicoot> 330gb is poor
36:52 <Serebii> Bandicoot, hai
36:58 <kibblz> better than my old shit box 512 ram, 1.24ghz
36:58 <Bandicoot> one of my drive platters is better than that
36:59 <kibblz> lol
37:08 <kibblz> Bandicoot i just bought that the other day
37:10 <Bandicoot> i have 1.5tb in system
37:15 <kibblz> i woulda got 1tb if i had more money
37:16 <Bandicoot> and 1tb external
37:24 <LeMz> -_-
37:25 <pettles> tsk tsk technological elitism
37:30 <bee_hornet> http://www.cqj.dk/foto/fishing/giant-trout-front.jpg
37:38 <LeMz> internal i have 2.75Tb, external i have 2.5Tb
37:40 <Bandicoot> and its mostly raw video and 3d model renders
37:46 <elite_zero> internal I got 1 TB
37:48 <MatureMac> who wants to chat to a nice bi guy?
37:51 <elite_zero> but I got several ext drives
37:54 <kibblz> Bandicoot does MatureMac
37:59 <Bandicoot> i have a 750gb purely for video processing
38:08 <elite_zero> 1 TB WD, 500 GB Mini Buffalo, 320 GB mini buffalo, 200 GB buffalo
38:12 <elite_zero> I got 4 ext drives
38:22 <elite_zero> the smallest one I used it 3 yrs ago or so
38:25 <Bandicoot> buffalo
38:26 <Bandicoot> lol
38:26 Quit: bee_hornet ([email protected]) Quit: awwwwwwwwww :(
38:33 <LeMz> Yer i got 4 internals and 3 externals
38:34 <elite_zero> all are 256 AES protected
38:41 <Bandicoot> i dont fuck around with lameass prebundled ext hdd
38:50 <elite_zero> I saw it at the shop WD 2 TB ext is only 299 bucks now
38:52 <Bandicoot> i just use a sata external case
38:53 <elite_zero> which is cheap
38:55 <Bandicoot> and switch
38:57 <elite_zero> 2 TB external only 300 bucks
39:06 <Bandicoot> i dont trust big drives
39:08 <Bandicoot> they fault easily
39:15 <Bandicoot> 1tb is my limit
39:16 <kibblz> externals can fuck up
39:19 <kibblz> and bye bye files
39:21 <elite_zero> I like to have all stuff on ONE drive
39:25 <elite_zero> right now I got 4 drives
39:26 <pettles> 'drives' is a phallic euphemism
39:29 <kibblz> i remember my friend backed all his movies up on external
39:31 <kibblz> and he lost it
39:31 <elite_zero> I would like to add them up to ONE drive only
39:32 <kibblz> HAHA
39:33 <Bandicoot> kibblz thats why i use caddies
39:33 <Serebii> oh nerd talk
39:35 <elite_zero> easier to view, etc
39:36 <Serebii> my fav :)
39:44 <Bandicoot> Serebii no nerds here
39:47 * LeMz does a little dance
39:48 <Bandicoot> only warriors
39:52 <Bandicoot> battle proven
40:01 <Bandicoot> and i share my wealth
40:02 <Serebii> elite_zero, you can get a 2tb for $259 :)
40:06 * Bandicoot serves you all http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1222/798703632_f8bdf2e5e3.jpg
40:10 <elite_zero> brand?
40:11 <elite_zero> where?
40:14 <Serebii> Bandicoot, its ok im a nerd too
40:15 <elite_zero> no deliveruy fee?
40:19 <Bandicoot> seagate
40:21 <Serebii> elite_zero, seagate freeagent
40:22 <elite_zero> cos the 299 one is sold at the shop 5 mins drive from me
40:23 <Bandicoot> and seagates are faulty
40:28 <Bandicoot> they just recalled a bunch
40:31 <Bandicoot> like 40 models
40:33 <elite_zero> if its sold at the shop nearby, i will buy it for 260
40:34 <elite_zero> 2 TB!
40:47 <Bandicoot> go on seagates website
40:51 Quit: Mz-Ital ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
40:51 <elite_zero> bandi, they are all the same
40:53 Part: {G}iZmO ([email protected]) from #melbourne
40:53 <elite_zero> diff brands
40:55 <Bandicoot> it will tell you the serial numbers of the ones that are dodgy
40:55 <elite_zero> same things to me
40:56 <macosx> http://users.tpg.com.au/adsl0b9h//mycupr.jpg
40:57 <kibblz> i have a 90000 TB now stfu
40:59 <Bandicoot> no elite_zero
40:59 <elite_zero> it does the same thing
41:01 <Serebii> Bandicoot, what bran do you recommend?
41:02 <elite_zero> it stores data
41:06 <Serebii> brand
41:09 <kibblz> SHUT
41:10 <Bandicoot> there is a known problem with all recent seagate drives
41:14 <Bandicoot> random read failure
41:17 <Bandicoot> booting problems
41:19 <kibblz> THE
41:20 <whatever8> pakis are shite
41:24 <kibblz> FUCK
41:26 <kibblz> UP
41:29 <Bandicoot> Western Digital is the best
41:31 <Serebii> hey kibblz
41:34 <Bandicoot> for consumer drives
41:35 <Serebii> get a 64bit up ya
41:37 <macosx> http://users.tpg.com.au/adsl0b9h//setup.jpg
41:40 <Bandicoot> but not the green drives
41:42 <Bandicoot> they are shit
41:48 <pettles> If you are all such nerds, why do you buy ready-made computers?
41:50 <elite_zero> I have a 64 bit OS
41:56 <elite_zero> but sometimes it doesnt work on 32 bit programs
41:59 <damian> so do i!
42:00 <pettles> Isn't building the computer half the fun?
42:01 <damian> give it to me, give it to me!
42:02 <elite_zero> so I had to download the patches
42:03 <Bandicoot> and the BEST drives are solid-state drives from Intel
42:06 Join: Hercules ([email protected]) to #melbourne
42:06 <Bandicoot> but they cost too much
42:08 <kibblz> pettles i just built mine the other day
42:12 <kibblz> thank you very much
42:14 <elite_zero> like my all in one printer used to work on my 2 bot Vista
42:18 <pettles> Kudos, kibblz
42:18 <damian> only 32bit program i've had issues iwth is msn
42:22 <elite_zero> and then it didnt work on Win 7 64 bit
42:23 * kibblz bows
42:24 <elite_zero> and I went to their web
42:29 <elite_zero> to download the patches
42:33 <elite_zero> and it works now
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42:47 <elite_zero> my printer is HP Photosmart all in one
43:02 <Bandicoot> All-In-Noob
43:04 <elite_zero> Printer, Photocopier, scanner
43:15 Quit: slower ([email protected]) Quit:
43:20 <elite_zero> can print both photos and documents fine
43:24 <elite_zero> in fact it is a photo printer
43:28 <Bandicoot> so what
43:33 <Bandicoot> every printer is a photo printer
43:34 Quit: Melanie ([email protected]) Quit:
43:35 <elite_zero> Igot HP Premium glossy photo papers, too
43:35 <elite_zero> from officeworks
43:47 <Serebii> no 64bit no care
44:03 <pettles> Is elite_zero going somewhere with this monologue?
44:05 <elite_zero> sometimes webcam doesnt work on Windows Live for some reasons
44:08 <elite_zero> always works on SKYPE
44:15 <elite_zero> must be something wrong with Windows Live
44:20 <Bandicoot> i dunno
44:21 <whatever8> conan out for 40 mil
44:28 <elite_zero> thats why I like SKYPE more
44:29 <Bandicoot> let elite_zero get it out of his system
44:34 <elite_zero> bevaise it always works
44:38 <Bandicoot> giving us an inventory of what he owns
44:40 <elite_zero> there\\
44:46 <Bandicoot> elite_zero how many pairs of socks do you own?
44:52 <elite_zero> a few
44:55 <pettles> And in what colours?
44:59 <elite_zero> mainly white
45:04 <pettles> Pfft.
45:04 <Bandicoot> white, colours, multi stripe?
45:07 <elite_zero> low cut white
45:12 <pettles> Pansy.
45:18 <Bandicoot> got any belmain tiger socks?
45:21 <elite_zero> no
45:25 <Bandicoot> the orange and maroon
45:29 <Bandicoot> the classic bogan sock
45:32 <elite_zero> I got 6 underpant
45:35 <elite_zero> all from rivers
45:39 <WiLD_TuRKeY> WTF
45:44 <Bandicoot> why 6 and not 7
45:51 <elite_zero> blue, blue, white, white, red, blue
45:55 <Bandicoot> do you wear the same underpants on the w/e?
46:01 <Django> pies socks
46:09 <pettles> Do you wear particular colours on specific days of the week?
46:10 <Django> bucks signature series
46:25 <elite_zero> jango what does hango mean
46:29 <elite_zero> Ill google jango
46:32 <Bandicoot> i wear blue, black and white
46:39 <Bandicoot> and green
46:45 <Bandicoot> thats all the colours i wear
46:47 <WiLD_TuRKeY> i wear black gray blue
46:48 <Bandicoot> i keepin it hood
46:52 * elite_zero is away
46:55 <elite_zero> cooking
47:06 <elite_zero> need to fill me stomach with food for energy
47:11 <Bandicoot> im always in blue
47:16 Join: SirLancelot ([email protected]) to #melbourne
47:18 <Bandicoot> cause blue is for spartans
47:20 Join: Mz-Ital ([email protected]) to #melbourne
47:20 <pettles> Do hurry, elite
47:26 <Django> madness
47:26 <MatureMac> guys?
47:29 <Django> this is
47:41 <Bandicoot> this is BLASPHEMY
47:43 <Bandicoot> this is MADNESS
47:46 <Bandicoot> no....
47:48 <Bandicoot> THIS.
47:49 <Bandicoot> IS.
47:51 <Bandicoot> SPARTAAAAAAAAA
47:51 <WiLD_TuRKeY> :)
47:56 * kibblz � 13430. The Fear - Lily Allen.mp3 � 03:25 �
48:11 <WiLD_TuRKeY> whos cooking dinner
48:12 <kibblz> i dont care about clever i dont care about funny
48:18 <kibblz> im eating my last nights dinner
48:21 <Bandicoot> ive cooked it
48:22 <Bandicoot> http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1222/798703632_f8bdf2e5e3.jpg
48:35 <Bandicoot> enjoy my fine cusine
48:40 <macosx> http://users.tpg.com.au/adsl0b9h//dirtydingoontherun.jpg
48:41 <kibblz> thats gross Bandicoot
48:47 <kibblz> fucking hate seafood
48:50 <WiLD_TuRKeY> thats fucking sick
48:55 <Bandicoot> thats cause ur a gypsy kibblz
49:22 <Django> dont be dissin gypsies mang
49:26 <macosx> http://users.tpg.com.au/adsl0b9h//dirtydingoontherun.jpg
49:42 <Pieter1> fucking sweet
49:47 <Pieter1> 15M vga cable for $30
49:52 <Pieter1> with filters
49:55 <Bandicoot> thats a shitty edit
49:57 <Pieter1> thats fucking cheap!
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50:11 <Pieter1> hdmi to vga without hdcp decoder for $5
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50:22 <Pieter1> perfection
50:30 <WiLD_TuRKeY> fully sick
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50:36 <Bandicoot> seek mate
51:08 <WiLD_TuRKeY> thats the bomb
51:29 <Django> dats da coot bro
51:31 <whatever8> so live and let die
51:48 <Bandicoot> here you go steak lovers
51:49 <Bandicoot> http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2077/2337024527_c0626211d5.jpg
52:11 <Django> which #melbourne is in the nick?
52:31 <Django> http://www.heraldsun.com.au/news/world/woman-kills-boyfriend-by-sitting-on-him/story-e6frf7lx-1225822572923
52:39 <Django> *#melbourne chick
52:41 Part: spunk ([email protected]) from #melbourne
52:43 <whatever8> it all rings true for the red and the blue
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53:13 <Bandicoot> melb chicks are grotty
53:39 <whatever8> would you rather a south austrailian chick??
53:51 <Bandicoot> no
53:59 <Bandicoot> id rather a perth chick
54:10 <Django> i think he means this chan, not the whole state
54:14 Quit: Mz-Ital ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
54:17 <Django> or city whateva
54:40 <elite_zero> killing her bf by sitting on him?
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54:41 <elite_zero> how?
54:42 <whatever8> i just hate south australis
54:42 <elite_zero> lol
54:46 <bee_hornet> Bandicoot: arent you in perth?
54:47 <elite_zero> sitting on his what?
54:47 <elite_zero> lol
55:06 <Django> A WOMAN who weighed 136kg has pleaded guilty to killing her much smaller boyfriend - by sitting on him.
55:07 <Bandicoot> no.
55:15 <Django> During the altercation Landingham sat on Middleston-Bey, who weighed 54.4kg.
55:17 <Bandicoot> I'm in Brazil
55:24 <Django> man what a weight difference
55:29 <elite_zero> how can?
55:36 <Django> thats like a bantamweight vs a heavyweight
55:37 <elite_zero> just sitting on someone smaller can kill him?
55:45 <Django> that guy was rooting way over his weight class
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56:09 <Bandicoot> guess how much my weekly food bill comes in at?
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56:29 <Bandicoot> $26.50
56:32 <elite_zero> I am not in a good mood most days
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57:10 <bee_hornet> hi Simone
57:11 Quit: whatever8 ([email protected]) Quit:
57:12 <Bandicoot> aussie battla
57:17 <Bandicoot> doin it haaaaaard
57:31 <Bandicoot> no ones givin me a breaaaaaak
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57:37 Part: Mr_TATS ([email protected]) from #melbourne
57:38 <Bandicoot> gotta do what i can to surrvivvvvvve
58:05 <Bandicoot> when i was on my sushi
58:14 <Bandicoot> it cost me $8 for lunch a week
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58:34 <Bandicoot> that would buy 1 piece of steak
58:40 <Bandicoot> of shitty rump
58:57 Part: mr_sexy_tats ([email protected]) from #melbourne
59:14 <bee_hornet> http://www.richard-seaman.com/Wallpaper/NewZealand/Cities/WellingtonHarbourAndTararuaRanges1.jpg
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01:47 <bee_hornet> I found that Indian girls are more racist than boys
02:15 <macosx> http://users.tpg.com.au/adsl0b9h//easy-tutor-windows-xp-pro.jpg
02:38 Part: bee_hornet ([email protected]) from #melbourne
03:22 <Bandicoot> if you enjoy steak watch this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fjSlOOYIkCE
03:23 <midori> "
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09:32 <WiLD_TuRKeY> is it worth turning 1tb into two drives
09:50 Quit: Rhee ([email protected]) Quit:
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10:27 <Bandicoot> partition?
10:31 <Bandicoot> 500gb?
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12:41 <JustinZ> Terri hi
12:46 <Terri> hi
12:57 <JustinZ> whats up Terri?
13:04 <Terri> nothing and u
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13:27 <JustinZ> nm all quiet here..coffee and cigs
13:32 <JustinZ> whats up with u?
13:50 <Terri> shit y is no one talking here
14:14 <Terri> so quite l can hear u smoking
14:31 <JustinZ> lol
14:38 * CaShIe stops wanksing and bes quiet
15:13 <Terri> l can hear u cumming
15:22 <Terri> now look at the mess u made
15:44 <anonguy> shut up Terri dickhead
15:53 <elite_zero> Indians are not nice ppl
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16:10 <elite_zero> Aussies are not nice, too
16:18 <bee_hornet> tru
16:19 <elite_zero> so both are equally not good ppl
16:22 <elite_zero> so its ok
16:34 <Pieter1> take this gay talk to another chan
16:35 <Pieter1> :p
16:42 <bee_hornet> Students are pulling off from my country
17:07 <bee_hornet> which means more luck for me
17:17 <ralph> burp
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17:22 <bee_hornet> i have wasted 2.5 years for nothing
17:23 <ralph> should i play dragon age now
17:45 <bee_hornet> yah david daddy knows better
17:52 <bee_hornet> now play
18:05 <elite_zero> where is your copuntry?
18:14 <elite_zero> you mean my country, Australia?
18:21 <elite_zero> and which students are you saying?
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19:11 Nick: demon`work is now known as demon`
19:44 <elite_zero> Tips: How not to be attacked in Australia
19:46 <elite_zero> from rediff.com
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19:49 <elite_zero> Indians Newspaper
19:51 <bee_hornet> money talks there for sure! have some dignity to show true colors for once
20:01 <elite_zero> http://getahead.rediff.com/report/2009/may/28/tips-on-how-not-to-be-attacked-in-australia.htm
20:18 <BlackDevil> wear a dress
20:29 <bee_hornet> i need a new head
20:44 <WiLD_TuRKeY> i need a root
20:50 <WiLD_TuRKeY> /root
21:06 <WiLD_TuRKeY> /dev/null
21:32 <ralph> /usr
21:40 <Bandicoot> lol http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hvqowKateis
21:45 <midori> "
21:49 <bee_hornet> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2009_attacks_on_Indian_students_in_Australia
22:00 <incongruence> Hmmmmmmmmmmmm.
22:03 <incongruence> Mad.
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23:16 <Bandicoot> damn americans
23:19 <Bandicoot> giving grief
23:36 <bee_hornet> USA is cool
24:13 <Bandicoot> that cop is cool haha
24:32 <LARRYEMDUR1> wtf is this automsg on joining this channel from AllergyKing ?
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24:50 Part: LARRYEMDUR1 ([email protected]) from #melbourne
24:51 <incongruence> Mad.Hmmmmmmmmm.
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26:14 <bee_hornet> 37�C in Melb 15�C in Wellington
26:49 <Bandicoot> -37 in antartica -15 in canada
26:53 <Bandicoot> +45 in iraq
26:58 <Bandicoot> +37 in afghan
27:09 <Bandicoot> +26 in arizona
27:15 <bee_hornet> let me double check i dont trust you
27:17 <Bandicoot> +15 in japan
27:34 <elite_zero> Meb is hot
27:35 <Bandicoot> -6 in norway
27:37 <elite_zero> Aust is a tropical island
27:41 <Bandicoot> -9 in germany
27:46 <Bandicoot> -11 in switzerland
27:57 <Bandicoot> +11 in tasmania
28:02 <bee_hornet> 6�C in Vancouver
28:17 <Bandicoot> -15 in colorado
28:24 <LARRYEMDUR> 0 degrees in Bandicoot's brain
28:33 <Bandicoot> +120 in my pants
28:39 <bee_hornet> he's a dead knot
28:46 <Bandicoot> +90 in LARRYEMDUR's rectum
28:47 <LARRYEMDUR> you got to find it 1st, you cant see anything past ur gutt
28:54 <mr`indiazz> fark me harder
28:58 <Bandicoot> mr`indiazz
29:03 <Bandicoot> haaaaaah
29:07 <LARRYEMDUR> mr`indiazz = 40 yr old virgin
29:07 <Bandicoot> who let you back in
29:12 * bee_hornet gives you bad eye contacts
29:23 <Bandicoot> you'd be a virgin if u didnt pay hookers aaron meadows
29:26 <WiLD_TuRKeY> STFU
29:26 Quit: bee_hornet ([email protected]) Quit: awwwwwwwwww :(
29:39 <LARRYEMDUR> Bandicoot - get with the program, it's massage parlours now :)
29:43 <WiLD_TuRKeY> No way
29:47 <Bandicoot> asian massage?
29:56 <WiLD_TuRKeY> i can show u a chinese burn
30:04 <LARRYEMDUR> and they're getting shut down LOL, did you not read page 41 in the herald sun today ?
30:10 <Bandicoot> no
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30:19 <LARRYEMDUR> i suggest you do
30:28 <Bandicoot> i dont goto them so why would I be interested?
30:44 <LARRYEMDUR> Bandicoot - well you just mentioned it
30:54 <Bandicoot> you mean brothels?
31:06 <LARRYEMDUR> nah ya mums bedroom, of course brothels
31:12 <elite_zero> bandicoot pls dont be rude....ur a minority, too
31:17 <Bandicoot> why would they get shutdown if they have a license?
31:22 <elite_zero> Minorities should unite against the majority demons
31:34 <Bandicoot> elite_zero i cant believe you work with kids
31:37 <LARRYEMDUR> Bandicoot - most are illegal nowadays, try bout 82% of them
31:38 <Bandicoot> you rock spider
31:44 <Bandicoot> 82% ?
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31:53 <Bandicoot> sure its not 81.9%
31:54 <LARRYEMDUR> i'm all for specific
31:56 <LARRYEMDUR> s
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32:10 <Von_Smallhausen> Bandicoot are chu ready for some good news?
32:15 <Bandicoot> well aren't most prostitutes private anyway?
32:23 <Bandicoot> Von_Smallhausen chu got a green card?
32:45 <Bandicoot> hookers have been making a tonne of money under the radar for awhile now
33:17 <Bandicoot> if you've ever lived in a neighbourhood with a house that cars pull upto every 45mins
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33:33 <Von_Smallhausen> we gonna be outta this channel in 30 days not only that! we are gonna get banned. Now are we made or are we made mang?
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33:43 <Bandicoot> usually drug dealers, or if its solo woman its a hooker
34:18 <Bandicoot> just think a female prostie thats good looking can make $10k a week
34:34 <Bandicoot> I actually live near one and she drives a 911 porsche
34:38 <Bandicoot> she never works
35:02 <Bandicoot> and shes a pussycat
35:03 <elite_zero> If u want to know, Aust is more racist than Europe
35:09 <elite_zero> more racist than Germany
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35:13 <elite_zero> I know it sounds weird
35:15 <Bandicoot> elite_zero shutup
35:16 <elite_zero> but its tru
35:20 <elite_zero> this country is racist
35:22 <Bandicoot> rockspider
35:23 * Von_Smallhausen slaps elite_zero around a bit with a large trout
35:31 <Von_Smallhausen> whats wit dis dishwasher chico?
35:32 <elite_zero> they're even racist to English and Irish
35:34 <elite_zero> and other Europeans
35:36 * Von_Smallhausen flicks a toothpick @ elite_zero
35:40 <elite_zero> which is basically their own ppl
35:45 <Bandicoot> dis guy off da banana boat mang
35:52 <Von_Smallhausen> look soft mang
35:53 <Bandicoot> he got his head up hiss asss
36:07 <Bandicoot> ey elite_zero, where chu get da beauty scar tuff guy
36:09 <elite_zero> no one is hiring aussies these days
36:10 <Bandicoot> chasin kidz?
36:15 <elite_zero> thats why they are on newstart
36:22 <elite_zero> not bacuse of what but because of their personality
36:26 <elite_zero> and their way of thinking
36:28 Quit: mr`indiazz ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
36:33 <Bandicoot> what nationality are you elite_zero
36:41 <Django> what nasho mate
36:42 <elite_zero> Australian
36:57 <Bandicoot> what nasho r u bro
36:58 Quit: Wags-The-Dog ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
37:01 <Bandicoot> ey
37:01 <elite_zero> My passport says Natuionality" Australian
37:04 <Bandicoot> wot nash0
37:07 <elite_zero> Birthplace: Melbourne
37:12 <Bandicoot> u arent aussie u liar
37:23 <elite_zero> well my passport says I am
37:24 <Bandicoot> ur indian
37:33 <elite_zero> and everytime I arrived here from overseas, theys aid to me Welcome Home
37:34 <elite_zero> so I am.
37:46 <Bandicoot> no, thats to the other guy
37:48 <ralph> it's my country, get out
37:55 <Bandicoot> no.
38:07 <ralph> elite_zero pls go
38:11 <elite_zero> I am Aussie and I dislike Aussies
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38:20 <elite_zero> I know what they are like
38:23 <elite_zero> not good ppl
38:27 <Bandicoot> thats because you are unco
38:28 <elite_zero> all based on appearance
38:30 <Bandicoot> and everyone hates you
38:34 <elite_zero> Ive been to North America and Europe
38:36 <Bandicoot> so you think "fuck aussies"
38:42 <elite_zero> and this country is far more racist than those.
38:57 <Bandicoot> elite_zero take your bullshit to the caravan park
38:58 <elite_zero> although the weather is super hot
39:01 <Bandicoot> no one wants to hear it
39:04 <Bandicoot> you is dumb
39:05 <elite_zero> and the lcoation is down under all nations on Earth
39:08 <Bandicoot> you is gay
39:10 <elite_zero> the ppl are not happy
39:24 <Bandicoot> leave australia then
39:27 <Bandicoot> you fuckin gypsy
39:27 <Daniel> Don't forget to read the rules: http://www.melbournechat.com.au/ - Read and follow or be banned
39:43 <elite_zero> I will if I got the money
39:47 <ralph> pov
39:49 <elite_zero> if Aust gives me enough money to move
39:50 <elite_zero> I will.
39:54 <Bandicoot> povo mate
39:55 Quit: DuLcE`ObSeS|oN ([email protected]) Quit: ...:: CHARRUA ::...
39:58 <ralph> you're lower class
39:59 <ralph> get out
40:07 <Bandicoot> houso scum
40:10 <elite_zero> ralph is a migrant
40:14 <elite_zero> minority
40:15 Quit: pettles ([email protected]) Quit: ChatZilla 0.9.86 [Firefox 3.5.7/20091221164558]
40:20 <ralph> i'm white unlike you
40:21 <ralph> superior
40:23 <Bandicoot> elite_zero reckons he is a maths teacher
40:32 Nick: cRaVn-U is now known as DuLcE`ObSeS|oN
40:38 <ralph> wait
40:40 <ralph> i mean green
40:41 <ralph> .
40:44 <ralph> danm.
40:47 <ralph> green > all
40:49 <Bandicoot> he teaches girls at krispy kreme howt o use the cash register
40:50 Part: DuLcE`ObSeS|oN ([email protected]) from #melbourne
40:52 <elite_zero> ralph I am whiter than you. Whenever I walked on the streets, I was the whitest
40:58 <elite_zero> you ppl are not too white
41:04 <Bandicoot> thats albino
41:04 <elite_zero> white but not too white
41:05 <Bandicoot> not white
41:08 Quit: ^pHANTOM^ ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
41:13 <Bandicoot> albino freak
41:17 <ralph> painting yourself in whiteout doesn't change your nationality from sri lankan to caucasian
41:21 <ralph> faggot
41:22 <Bandicoot> lol
41:29 <Bandicoot> howwwwwwzat
41:29 <elite_zero> haha
41:31 <elite_zero> whatever
41:32 <elite_zero> u stupid
41:38 <ralph> you're stupid
41:42 <Bandicoot> elite_zero you bath in donkey urine
41:46 <ralph> go paint your nails and jack off to those gay porn dvds you imported from the usa
42:09 <ralph> maybe you could afford a plane ticket back to uganda if you didn't blow all your money on gay porn
42:13 <elite_zero> Haha whatever I dont know what ur saying
42:16 <ralph> yes you do
42:20 <ralph> you know exactly what i'm saying
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42:31 <elite_zero> I dont understand your low English
42:34 <elite_zero> so u better learn it.
42:38 <elite_zero> then u can talk to me again.
42:43 <elite_zero> if I am willing to listen to you.
42:52 <ralph> more like you don't understand when you're getting your shit kicked in
42:53 <ralph> faggot
43:03 <elite_zero> this ralph cant be Aussie
43:07 <elite_zero> Aussies like me are not like that
43:08 <ralph> i'll smash you
43:09 <elite_zero> I know my owns.
43:16 <ralph> with my huge penis
43:21 <ralph> then piss on your daughter
43:22 <elite_zero> yeah he definitely is not
43:27 <elite_zero> Because we are not like that
43:39 <elite_zero> more like he has been pressured so much so that he can do this on a chat room
44:25 <Bandicoot> 2 weeks untill my exams
44:32 <Bandicoot> then I head off to the academy
44:39 <ralph> i did mine already
44:40 * Bandicoot makes whirly noises
45:05 <elite_zero> stop farting
46:43 Quit: CaShIe ([email protected]) Quit:
46:55 <MatureMac> I need a guy
47:21 <Pieter1> i cant stand this sonja bitch in neighbours
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47:25 <ralph> DRAGON AGE
48:07 <Von_Smallhausen> Pieter1 chu watch neighbours?
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48:16 <Von_Smallhausen> chu chazzer!
48:49 <Pieter1> chu chu
48:50 <Pieter1> chu
48:51 <Pieter1> :/
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49:44 <Bandicoot> i so hungry
50:00 <Bandicoot> chu know what i eat today?
50:02 <Bandicoot> octopus
50:04 <Von_Smallhausen> chu wanna come eat dinner wit me at a nice resturant?
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50:27 <Bandicoot> only if chu order me a horse
50:28 <Von_Smallhausen> dey could cook chu a horse if chu want
50:59 <Von_Smallhausen> dey have $550 bottles of wine what do chu think about that?
51:02 <Bandicoot> Serebii chu wanna come to the babylon
51:12 <Bandicoot> im wearing my $500 suit
51:17 <Bandicoot> so i look real sharp
51:26 <Bandicoot> cause i work for frank
51:33 <Von_Smallhausen> chu looking to impress someone?
51:44 <Serebii> Bandicoot, you trying to sound jamaican?
51:44 <MatureMac> melb slut here
51:49 <Serebii> ay rasta
51:55 <Bandicoot> no mang
52:00 <Bandicoot> chu got da wrong guy
52:04 <Von_Smallhausen> Serebii where chu from?
52:24 <Serebii> Bandicoot, i already have plans :o
52:26 <Bandicoot> she from baltimore
52:33 <Von_Smallhausen> Baltimore?
52:37 <Von_Smallhausen> where dat ?
52:51 <Von_Smallhausen> sound new to me baby
52:57 <Bandicoot> Serebii got a date with manny
53:12 <Serebii> manny?
53:20 <Von_Smallhausen> manolo ray
53:40 <Bandicoot> he gonna flick da bug at chu
53:44 <Bandicoot> i want chu to slap him
53:54 <Von_Smallhausen> Serebii are chu a lesbian?
53:54 <Bandicoot> den chu call me
53:59 <Bandicoot> @ 3am
54:00 <Bandicoot> sharp
54:01 <Bandicoot> and chu say
54:08 <Bandicoot> "Manny fucked up, he poke da bug at me"
54:11 <Von_Smallhausen> LOL
54:26 <Von_Smallhausen> chu get dat Serebii?
54:33 <Von_Smallhausen> Serebii baby
54:40 <Serebii> Von_Smallhausen, stfu
54:44 <Bandicoot> lol
54:46 <Von_Smallhausen> would chu kiss me if i wear da daisy hat?
54:52 <Von_Smallhausen> she like me mang
55:03 <Von_Smallhausen> dat one over der snorting da cocaine
55:07 <Bandicoot> she a tiger
55:40 <Serebii> Von_Smallhausen, melb OPs are pretty much assholes on drug chatter
55:43 <MatureMac> is anyone bi here?
55:44 <elite_zero> general Peter cosgrove gave a speech last night (re Aust day)
55:47 <Serebii> looks like you'll be getting banned soon
55:51 <elite_zero> about immigration
55:54 <Von_Smallhausen> Serebii it ok i not chatting about it hun
55:56 <elite_zero> extract is http://www.smh.com.au/opinion/politics/racism-must-not-panic-us-into-changing-immigration-policies-20100119-mj2r.html
56:01 <elite_zero> which I find to be great...
56:09 <Von_Smallhausen> i in tight wit dez ops
56:10 <elite_zero> the analysis.
56:17 <Serebii> Von_Smallhausen, no?
56:18 <Serebii> [18:55] (Von_Smallhausen): dat one over der snorting da cocaine
56:32 <Bandicoot> she an informant
56:36 <Bandicoot> Sosa was right
56:39 <Von_Smallhausen> lol
56:48 <Von_Smallhausen> she a cocksucker mang
56:49 <Bandicoot> dat der
56:54 <Bandicoot> cud happen to anyone mang
56:59 <Bandicoot> dat da buisness we in
57:19 <Pieter1> [18:53] <Von_Smallhausen> i in tight wit dez ops
57:20 <Pieter1> hahaha
57:21 <Serebii> Bandicoot, im going out with friends. what about you?
57:35 <Von_Smallhausen> Serebii go powder your nose hunny
57:35 <Bandicoot> im goin to the babylon for dinner with frank
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57:58 <Von_Smallhausen> Pieter1 chu a chazzer mang
58:01 <Serebii> Von_Smallhausen, i only apply eyeliner
58:05 <Pieter1> wtf is a chazzer?
58:07 <Von_Smallhausen> dats a pig
58:08 <Pieter1> speak english ya tool
58:13 <Von_Smallhausen> who doesn't fly straight
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58:22 <Pieter1> err
58:23 <Von_Smallhausen> it's the yiddish word for pig
58:23 <Pieter1> rightio
58:26 <Pieter1> fuckin kids :/
58:28 <Von_Smallhausen> chu fucking cockaroach
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58:34 <Pieter1> chu
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58:47 <Pieter1> lets substitute the word you for chu
58:49 <Bandicoot> chu know sumting
58:52 <Pieter1> even tho its not a word
58:54 <Pieter1> chu man
58:55 <Pieter1> chu
58:56 <Pieter1> :/
58:59 <Bandicoot> i served 6 yrs in da cuban military
59:03 <Bandicoot> dat aint no duckwalk mang
59:05 <Bandicoot> lemme tell chu
59:31 <Bandicoot> chu got dem Bell 209 helicopters up da ass mang
59:34 <Bandicoot> wit dat sat nav shit
00:20 <Bandicoot> chu know we losing 1 out of every 9 ebay purchases mang
00:23 <WiLD_TuRKeY> whats up dude
00:27 <Serebii> Bandicoot, Babble on Babylon?
00:32 <Bandicoot> yes
00:35 <WiLD_TuRKeY> serbz asre hot
00:37 <Von_Smallhausen> she like chu mang
00:44 <Von_Smallhausen> dat cocksucker
00:44 <WiLD_TuRKeY> serbz are hot
00:46 <Von_Smallhausen> over der
00:50 <Serebii> never been
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01:01 <Serebii> i know a good restuarant in elsterwich tho
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01:07 <Serebii> n
01:10 <Bandicoot> what kinda restaurant
01:12 <Serebii> ck
01:23 <Bandicoot> they have horse on da menu?
01:26 <Bandicoot> cause i cud eat one
01:35 <Serebii> hrmmm i think its an italian one
01:42 <Von_Smallhausen> hey Pieter1 why don't chu try sticking your head up your ass? see if it fitz
01:43 <Pieter1> fuck me
01:47 <Pieter1> this oven takes too long to preheat
02:03 <Pieter1> Von_Smallhausen: 3 claps for the handicapped :/
02:18 <Bandicoot> Pieter1 always so negative
02:21 <Bandicoot> wah his problam mang?
02:24 <Von_Smallhausen> hey Pieter1 why don't chu get a job
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02:28 <Pieter1> chu chu
02:28 <Bandicoot> he soft, he got no job, all da girls hate him
02:29 <Pieter1> chu man chu
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02:41 <WiLD_TuRKeY> get a fucking job
02:42 <Bandicoot> cant even get a job as a dishwasher
02:42 <Von_Smallhausen> chu sit around all day chu contribute nothing to society
02:50 <Pieter1> chu man
02:50 <Pieter1> chu!
02:55 <Von_Smallhausen> Pieter1 chu soft amigo
02:55 <Bandicoot> dis guy a fkn peasant!
03:00 <Pieter1> lets be cool man chu
03:08 <WiLD_TuRKeY> get a fucking job
03:20 <Pieter1> get a fucking job
03:23 <Pieter1> chu
03:30 <Bandicoot> dis guy like Hektor
03:36 <Bandicoot> chu cant trust his word
03:56 Nick: NikAway is now known as Nikky`
04:00 <WiLD_TuRKeY> get a fucking job
04:07 <Pieter1> get a fucking job
04:22 <Pieter1> chu man
04:23 <Pieter1> chu!
04:38 <WiLD_TuRKeY> ch man
04:45 <Pieter1> naa man chu man
04:46 <Bandicoot> dis clown doesn't even know what chu is reference to
04:57 <WiLD_TuRKeY> chu
04:59 <Pieter1> dis chu man
05:00 <Pieter1> chu
05:06 <WiLD_TuRKeY> chu cock
05:10 <Pieter1> haha
05:18 <Pieter1> chew?
05:19 <Pieter1> :)
05:25 <Pieter1> ooo goodie, the lights off
05:27 <Pieter1> oven is set
05:28 <Pieter1> brb
05:36 Quit: Mz-Ital ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
05:47 <WiLD_TuRKeY> get with the program man
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06:52 Quit: Nikky` ([email protected]) Quit: Happy Happy Joy Joy
07:34 <Pieter1> mmmm
07:36 <Pieter1> herbs
07:48 <Pieter1> mmmm, packets of sweet n sour sauce from hungry jacks
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07:55 <Pieter1> im set for tonight:))
08:38 <Pieter1> gah, how the fuck did it go up a degree
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08:44 <LARRYEMDUR> Pieter1 is going out on a date with himself. he's gunna be placing the mirror next to his bed and masturbate and it'll look like someone is wanking him off
09:07 * Pieter1 pats LARRYEMDUR
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09:22 <WiLD_TuRKeY> chu wanna hang out
09:27 Quit: ITALMALT ([email protected]) Quit:
09:32 <Pieter1> do chu?
09:41 <WiLD_TuRKeY> do chu?
09:56 <Pieter1> im asking chu man
09:58 <Pieter1> :/
10:00 <Pieter1> :p
10:01 <WiLD_TuRKeY> i can bring my esky
10:07 <Pieter1> where the fuck is this so called thunderstorm?
10:08 <Pieter1> :(
10:13 <ralph> Pieter2
10:18 <WiLD_TuRKeY> i know i feel show changed
10:23 Quit: Mz-Ital ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
10:24 <WiLD_TuRKeY> short
10:24 <LARRYEMDUR> it's coming at like 9:20pm
10:32 <Pieter1> oh i see it, its 300km away still :(
10:48 <LARRYEMDUR> its not even that hot, muggy yes
10:49 <ralph> that's only half your radius
10:50 <Pieter1> ralph: cant kill my nick cos nickop isnt here:(
10:51 <WiLD_TuRKeY> lets preform an exodus
10:59 <Pieter1> how is it fucking muggy?
11:07 <Pieter1> himidity is fucking less than 10%
11:09 Quit: gs69azza ([email protected]) Changing hosts
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11:11 Nick: ralph is now known as Pieter2
11:13 <Pieter1> you dense human being
11:15 <LARRYEMDUR> um, the sun is hiding behind the clouds
11:18 <Pieter1> its fucking hot
11:19 * LARRYEMDUR slaps head
11:21 <Pieter2> Im so shit at games!
11:23 <Pieter1> that doesnt make it muggy you tool
11:26 <LARRYEMDUR> gees some people are always dumb
11:32 <Pieter1> muggy is related to humidity
11:39 <LARRYEMDUR> derrrrrrrr fred
11:52 <Pieter1> then how can it be muggy if the humidity is so fucking low?
11:52 <Pieter2> who wants to touch my sexy hat?
11:53 <LARRYEMDUR> hot = the sun is shining like a real bitch
11:59 <LARRYEMDUR> so humid, muggy
12:01 <Pieter1> hot = temperature
12:15 <LARRYEMDUR> being humid = low humidity
12:20 <Pieter1> Pieter2: ill touch it
12:25 <Pieter2> no you're ugly
12:27 Nick: Pieter2 is now known as arlph
12:30 <Pieter1> no LARRYEMDUR
12:33 <Pieter1> high humidity
12:33 <arlph> arlph arlph arlph arlph arlph arlph arlph arlph arlph arlph arlph
12:44 <Pieter1> high humidity = moisture in the air = muggy
12:55 <Pieter1> dont debate it
12:58 <Pieter1> :/
13:08 Nick: LARRYEMDUR is now known as P1eter
13:19 <Pieter1> Im the original Pieter!
13:21 <Pieter1> No one can be me!
13:28 <P1eter> man im so messed up
13:30 <Pieter1> You can all have a lil bit of piet inside you tho
13:35 <P1eter> and i've ran out !
13:37 <Pieter1> my sperm has been flogged around quite a bit
13:38 <Pieter1> :)
13:47 <P1eter> time to do some deals to get some more shit
13:49 Quit: theman ([email protected]) Quit:
13:55 Nick: SLY`z is now known as SirSly
14:04 Nick: P1eter is now known as LARRYEMDUR
14:12 Quit: JustinZ ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
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14:31 <arlph> azz calling pieter pathetic is like a pot calling the kettle black
14:36 <arlph> poop sock queen
14:43 <SirSly> lol
14:48 <SirSly> azz = stupid
14:52 <SirSly> piter = stupid
14:56 <SirSly> fighting over irc bitches
14:57 <SirSly> lol
15:03 <LARRYEMDUR> SirSly is dating Mandy
15:05 <LARRYEMDUR> lol
15:05 <arlph> imo azz is worse
15:05 <SirSly> that are all > 100kg
15:14 <LARRYEMDUR> I am ?
15:22 <LARRYEMDUR> since when is 92 a greater number than 100 ?
15:30 <arlph> yes. pieter isn't a ranga
15:38 <SirSly> is azz a ranga?
15:43 <LARRYEMDUR> arlph stop twisting your balls when you masturbate
15:57 <LARRYEMDUR> no SirSly i have dark brown hair
16:07 <arlph> you looked like a ranga
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16:15 <Bandicoot> yes he is a ranga
16:18 <Bandicoot> a pudgey ranga
16:21 <WiLD_TuRKeY> might watch a movie about a 9 year old murderer
16:25 <Bandicoot> and balding
16:26 <SirSly> lololol @ azz
16:26 <LARRYEMDUR> oh so dark brown hair is similar to red hair ? gees what a dickhead
16:33 <SirSly> i didnt know he was a ranga
16:34 <arlph> i think you're lying
16:35 <SirSly> lmaooooooooooooooooooooo
16:36 <Bandicoot> azz is a middle age pudgey balding ranga
16:38 <arlph> and pretending you're not a ranga
16:41 <arlph> out of shame
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16:50 Nick: WiLD_TuRKeY is now known as arselicker
16:53 <arselicker> ..
16:54 <LARRYEMDUR> we dont think, we know ur a poofter :)
17:00 <Bandicoot> what a lame insult
17:04 <Bandicoot> from a deadbeat ranga
17:06 <SirSly> lol
17:10 <arselicker> fail
17:12 <SirSly> azz is a arlph
17:16 <SirSly> azz is a arselicker
17:18 <SirSly> LOL
17:21 <arlph> Bandicoot don't forget the daughter he abandoned and had taken away from him for being a worthless fuck
17:23 <Pieter1> the mini rain will be in melb within 30 min
17:32 <Bandicoot> haha
17:34 <LARRYEMDUR> mini rain ?looooooooooool
17:37 <Pieter1> i might go sing in the shower
17:45 <Pieter1> yeh mini rain
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17:50 <Pieter1> cos theres a big rain coming
17:51 <Pieter1> or a rain
17:54 <Pieter1> i wont call it big
17:57 <Pieter1> my doodle is bigger
18:03 <Bandicoot> LARRYEMDUR what was the reason behind the breakup of your ex gf with the baby
18:09 <LARRYEMDUR> Pieter1 I hear you urinate on urself instead of showering jut so u save $$ on ur water bills
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18:36 <Bandicoot> surely you must be at fault
18:38 <LARRYEMDUR> Bandicoot - exgf ? i didnt have an exgf
18:41 <Sarah> arlph that doesnt even make sense, how can he abandon a kid but have it taken away from him?
18:47 <Bandicoot> the mother of the baby
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18:56 <cleo> heya fags
19:03 <LARRYEMDUR> what was she to me ? gf ? wife ? get it right lol
19:03 <Bandicoot> the one you bought gifts for
19:10 <Bandicoot> you tell me
19:14 <LARRYEMDUR> gifts ?
19:17 <LARRYEMDUR> looooooooooooooooooool
19:19 <Bandicoot> for your daughter
19:22 <LARRYEMDUR> why wasnt I told bout this !
19:23 <arlph> Sarah, don't argue semantics, you know exactly what i meant
19:42 <Pieter1> ouch
19:44 <Bandicoot> are you denying completely now that you have no daughter?
19:47 <Pieter1> burnt my hand kinda
19:47 <Pieter1> :(
19:50 <Pieter1> damn heat
19:50 <Bandicoot> at first you ran, to avoid responsiblity
19:58 <arlph> he's going through denial stage now
20:02 <LARRYEMDUR> Bandicoot - looooooooooooooooooooool
20:03 <arlph> he's not been seeing his psychologist
20:06 <arselicker> MMMM M O N E Y YYYYY
20:07 <Bandicoot> and now you are totally detached by denying ever having a daughter
20:10 <LARRYEMDUR> I havent denied anything
20:18 Quit: Mz-Ital ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
20:18 <Sarah> do any of u actually know his story
20:20 <Bandicoot> you are a child molester
20:23 <Sarah> or just making shit up
20:23 <Bandicoot> azz
20:27 <arlph> yes
20:30 <Count`Shagula> I like to make shit up
20:33 <arlph> he told it in public
20:33 <Count`Shagula> Its my thing
20:36 <Bandicoot> you have an restraining order out on you
20:48 <arselicker> its all fibs Sarah
20:51 <LARRYEMDUR> Bandicoot is jealous that he cant find a woman who can trust him to be his gf
20:53 <arselicker> lies lies and more lies
21:00 <Count`Shagula> Did you like the photo of my frog Sarah?
21:04 <LARRYEMDUR> Bandicoot - how can I have a restraining order out on myself ?
21:06 <Bandicoot> how can you turn your fail life around on me?
21:07 <Sarah> lmao
21:08 <Sarah> yes Count`Shagula
21:10 <arlph> basically, his ex wife (i think it was his wife) took his daughter away because he was shit and couldn't support himself, then he tried to blame it on her for being 'crazy' when she was just trying to protect her from his ranga face
21:10 <Sarah> it was cute
21:11 <Bandicoot> i don't discuss my personal life on irc
21:12 <arselicker> i only tell the truth when im liying
21:22 <Count`Shagula> I didnt even realise i got an invite till then ahaha
21:29 <Sarah> haha
21:30 <Bandicoot> haha
21:32 <Bandicoot> ranga face
21:34 <LARRYEMDUR> my wife ?
21:42 <Bandicoot> nah he wouldnt of married
21:43 <LARRYEMDUR> gees, why wasnt i told I had a wife ? loooooooooooooooooooooooool
21:43 <Sarah> aaron thats not the story u told me lol
21:46 <arlph> i can't remember if it was wife or girlfriend
21:53 <Bandicoot> she was under the influence of rohypnol
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21:58 <Bandicoot> and he took advantage
22:00 <Count`Shagula> One time i was a ranga, but then i discovered "Hair Dye"
22:01 <LARRYEMDUR> arlph - it was neither
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22:14 <LARRYEMDUR> lol @ the stories
22:20 <LARRYEMDUR> i'm loving this
22:22 <Bandicoot> Azz is Pieter's twin brother
22:22 <LARRYEMDUR> :)
22:25 <Bandicoot> they are both 30 and losers
22:28 <Bandicoot> with no job prospects
22:35 <arlph> pieter's still better because he has normal hair
22:37 <LARRYEMDUR> i'm 30 ? gees I've lost 3 birthdays
22:38 <arlph> but that's all
22:42 <Bandicoot> and are repulsed by females
22:59 <Bandicoot> LARRYEMDUR 30's, cause Pieter is younger than you
23:00 <LARRYEMDUR> lol @ no job prospects ? where have I been this week then ? lol
23:05 <Bandicoot> but you are both in the same category
23:14 <LARRYEMDUR> Bandicoot - get your fake story right loooooooooooooooooooooooooool
23:16 <Bandicoot> I say 30 to keep things simple for you
23:26 <arlph> health-wise he's more than 50
23:28 <SirSly> Pieter1 = ranga
23:28 <arlph> you seen the lard on him?
23:29 <Bandicoot> hahaha
23:34 <arlph> he looks like a barrel
23:36 <Bandicoot> yeah, he has moobs
23:44 Quit: mr`indiazz ([email protected]) EOF from client
23:45 <LARRYEMDUR> arlph - i love my kfc sure
23:46 <LARRYEMDUR> :)
23:48 <arselicker> ...
23:54 <arlph> ARSELICKER
23:57 * LARRYEMDUR gyrates & pelvic thruts
24:07 <LARRYEMDUR> like homer simpson !
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24:12 Nick: arselicker is now known as WiLd_TuRkeY
24:14 Quit: ITALMALT ([email protected]) Quit:
24:14 <WiLd_TuRkeY> whats on tv
24:15 <Bandicoot> if you take careful note, every picture of Azz has grease stains down his shirts
24:20 <arlph> yeah homer simpson can support a family though
24:22 <arlph> unlike you
24:31 <WiLd_TuRkeY> and cigerette burns Bandicoot?
24:40 <Bandicoot> dont think he smokes
24:49 <Bandicoot> he can't afford it
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24:58 <Bandicoot> he might pickup butts in the gutter
25:06 <Bandicoot> and have a few to calm him down
25:16 <PandasDontDrive> he looks like a barrel
25:19 <arlph> lol
25:23 <arlph> <PandasDontDrive> he looks like a barrel
25:32 <arlph> GET YOUR BARRELFACE OUT OF MY EYESENSORS
25:48 <Bandicoot> IM FIRIN MAH LEZER
25:55 <arlph> shoop da woop
25:57 Quit: Mz-Ital ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
26:08 <amsy> ;D
26:30 <arlph> i met this girl who knew all 4chan memes but never actually been there, she copied all her friends who were all /b/tards
26:32 <arlph> i thought it was pathetic
26:36 <Bandicoot> hey amsy
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26:41 <amsy> hey
26:48 <Bandicoot> is it morning?
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26:52 <amsy> yes
26:54 <arlph> it's 11am
27:04 <amsy> its 9:30am
27:04 <amsy> lol
27:06 <arlph> oh
27:08 <arlph> daylight savings
27:25 <arlph> they're backwards due to hemispheres
27:32 <amsy> m hmm
27:46 <Bandicoot> which way does the toilet flush in norway?
27:55 <arlph> abaxial
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28:09 <thegreatone> hello everyone
28:14 <amsy> do toilets even flush in a circular motion these days?
28:16 <SirSly> amber
28:18 <SirSly> no
28:24 <SirSly> they flush straight down.. haw haw haw
28:26 <SirSly> GEDIT
28:27 <SirSly> :D
28:30 <Bandicoot> mine does
28:32 <SirSly> G-EDIT
28:32 <arlph> no
28:34 <SirSly> :P
28:43 <amsy> this one doesnt
28:48 <SirSly> lol
28:52 <SirSly> throw it in the bin
28:56 <arlph> maybe you have one of those japanese ones that splash water on your butt
28:57 <amsy> maybe theres a hint but cant see it through splashing
29:11 <SirSly> do do dododoodod
29:13 <SirSly> i love this song
29:17 <SirSly> i dno what it is
29:22 <SirSly> i might use that shazam app
29:22 <Bandicoot> thats why i use toilet duck, it highlights the flush
29:35 <Bandicoot> like a beautiful blue water fountain
29:39 <Bandicoot> with a floatie
29:56 <Christ> it is a nice blue
29:59 <Bandicoot> i imagine the log is a surfboard, tumbling beneth the hawaian waves
30:07 <SirSly> no its urine yellow
30:09 <Nikky`> http://www.news.com.au/world/woman-kills-boyfriend-by-sitting-on-him/story-e6frfkyi-1225822587685 <-- LOL
30:10 <Christ> haha
30:12 <SirSly> i just took a piss
30:14 <SirSly> :)
30:16 <SirSly> and
30:19 <SirSly> it smells sexy!
30:22 <Bandicoot> the correct colour is citris yellow
30:32 <arlph> oh i've heard this story before Nikky`, looks like it happened again!
30:35 <Christ> acid yellow
30:43 <arlph> jesus 136kg
30:43 <SirSly> Nikky`
30:44 <SirSly> u sadit
30:47 <SirSly> u sadist
30:47 <amsy> i got the next 2 books in the sookie stackhouse series yesterday
30:48 <SirSly> :\
30:51 <Bandicoot> acid is clear
30:51 <Nikky`> Yeah..but i'm like wtf? someone can sit on someone and kill them
30:52 <amsy> ive already read half of the first one
30:52 <amsy> :S
30:56 <SirSly> from the porn shop?
30:59 <LARRYEMDUR> fun cheeky chic = 136 kg's
31:02 <Christ> sookie stackhouse, wat a name
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31:08 <Bandicoot> I had lunch with funchicky_chic
31:21 <Bandicoot> shes really nice
31:26 <Christ> i always thought she was a bot
31:28 Quit: oby ([email protected]) Quit:
31:29 <Count`Shagula> .. in bed
31:50 <Bandicoot> she ordered the 21 piece bucket from kfc
31:54 <arlph> During the altercation Landingham sat on Middleston-Bey, who weighed 54.4kg.
31:54 <Bandicoot> and i licked her fingers
31:55 <amsy> ahahahaha
31:59 <Christ> haha
32:02 <arlph> what kind of guy weighs 54.4kg
32:11 <Christ> 21 piece bucket rofl
32:12 <arlph> and goes out with a 136kg woman
32:12 <SirSly> not me
32:14 <amsy> maybe a midget?
32:15 <SirSly> im 74
32:16 <SirSly> lol
32:20 <arlph> me too
32:20 <Bandicoot> a thai tranny
32:21 <PandasDontDrive> yay Macbeth is on tonight
32:21 <SirSly> and im skinny
32:22 <SirSly> ;\
32:23 <arlph> but i'm fit
32:23 <SirSly> lol
32:24 <PandasDontDrive> i havent seen it before
32:25 <SirSly> me2
32:27 <SirSly> iguess
32:28 <arlph> you're just flabby
32:29 <PandasDontDrive> fit for a KING
32:29 <SirSly> iguess2.0
32:37 <SirSly> I AM L337 . 10 char
32:41 <arlph> 10char
32:41 <SirSly> :|||||||||||
32:44 <SirSly> 10char baby!
32:46 <arlph> you've been foruming too much boy
32:49 <SirSly> yes
32:50 <SirSly> i have
32:50 <bourbonz0r> OMG uleh big turbo BT1!
32:53 <SirSly> lol
32:53 <arlph> [nt]
32:55 <SirSly> :|
32:57 <SirSly> lullllllllll
32:59 <SirSly> KNEES
33:01 <SirSly> bitches!
33:08 <Bandicoot> repetitive fag
33:11 <amsy> shut up for gods sake
33:17 <SirSly> NO
33:19 <SirSly> im talking
33:20 <SirSly> :P
33:21 <SirSly> not u!
33:24 <arlph> SirSly is a faggot [nt]
33:26 * SirSly looks @ amber
33:28 Nick: LARRYEMDUR is now known as L[A]RRYEMDUR
33:32 * SirSly winks @ amsy
33:33 <SirSly> :P
33:48 * arlph hides amsy in a painting
33:53 <amsy> HAHAHAH
34:05 <amsy> how did they even see me?
34:21 <Christ> sinners repent!
34:49 <WiLd_TuRkeY> sinners dement
35:00 <Christ> sinners exempt
35:06 Mode: (by Krystal) +o mikey
35:10 <arlph> "I feel there wasn't no justice."
35:13 <arlph> nice double-negative
35:14 <arlph> faggot
35:22 <PandasDontDrive> sinners whole egg mayonaise
35:36 <PandasDontDrive> NICE DOUBLE NEGATIVE FAGGOTEYES
35:39 <arlph> YEAH
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35:52 * arlph sips from something quite not unlike a cup of tea
35:58 <arlph> what was i sipping from?
36:02 <PandasDontDrive> a thimble
36:11 <arlph> a crash thimble
36:14 <PandasDontDrive> my hands are really small
36:50 <Christ> panda claw
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37:32 <Pieter1> all done
37:35 <Pieter1> yay
37:45 <Christ> poof
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38:50 <Sarah> speaking of double negatives
38:52 <Sarah> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fPwBdnknGIs
38:54 <midori> "
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39:27 <SupaNova> good thing where have u gone
40:32 <arlph> you know what i'm saying?
41:02 <SupaNova> ya know its a good day when u slice ur leg open with a pallet strap
41:15 <Sarah> know what im sayin
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41:21 * WiLd_TuRkeY puts headphones up
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45:20 <arlph> then who was phone?
45:27 <bee_hornet> those kids came in my store to get sausage roll in 2000 at mill park shell
45:50 <tiffany> as ifffffffff
46:00 <arlph> tiffany baby
46:01 <tiffany> bee hornet
46:04 <tiffany> u from bundoor ye
46:07 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o stebie
46:13 <bee_hornet> no i m in malibagh
46:33 <tiffany> wheres that india
46:36 <tiffany> lol
46:37 <bee_hornet> Dhaka
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46:48 Nick: gs69azza is now known as gs69azza1
46:57 <Bandicoot> teefenny
47:04 <arlph> TEEF
47:06 <SupaNova> tiffany give ya 50 bucks to change me bandage and bandaid on me stitchs
47:09 <SupaNova> on me leg
47:11 <arlph> i gots me sum teef
47:21 <tiffany> supanova go and get fucked
47:36 <SupaNova> calm dow it was a joke
47:45 <tiffany> ye ye
47:49 <arlph> you're a joke
48:04 <Nikky`> Hey SupaNova :o)
48:07 <MatureMac> msg nickop identify Grand6970
48:08 <Bandicoot> ur joke is a spoke
48:09 <SupaNova> hello nikky
48:42 <Bandicoot> SupaNova ill give you 50 bucks to wash under my foreskin
48:51 <Nikky`> oops MatureMac..might need to change that password quick smart :P
48:57 Quit: MatureMac ([email protected]) austnet.org!NickOP (Kill requested by Carts)
49:00 <Carts> lol
49:04 <Nikky`> awww Bandicoot you said that was my job :o(
49:26 * Bandicoot flicks smeg @ Nikky`
49:28 <Bandicoot> theres still some left
49:37 <Nikky`> That's hot *gasm*
49:46 <Bandicoot> you are sick.
50:05 <Nikky`> I just came back from Geelong, what did you expect? :P
50:23 <Bandicoot> yes geelong is full of incest
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50:54 <arlph> i didn't think you had it in you Nikky`
51:15 <Nikky`> Had what in me?
51:24 <Nikky`> I maybe I shouldn't ask or know
51:27 <Nikky`> *or
51:55 <Bandicoot> this girl was telling me about semen in eye
52:01 <Bandicoot> and how it stings her eyeball
52:14 <arlph> yeah, who was that?
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52:21 <Bandicoot> celeste
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52:35 <SupaNova> how ya been nikky
52:46 <Bandicoot> she is my internet gf
52:49 <Bandicoot> on sl
52:52 <Nikky`> Been awesome thanks, well apart from my leave is all but over..you?
52:55 <arlph> ralph is mine
53:02 <Bandicoot> have u heard celeste?
53:03 <arlph> and tiffany
53:10 <tiffany> bite me
53:16 <Bandicoot> teefenny
53:17 <SupaNova> cut me leg open had 5 stitchs started smashen pallet straps with wood and got angry at me mate at work
53:18 <arlph> tiffany lives down the road from me
53:22 <tiffany> arlph u seem very ugly
53:27 <tiffany> lol
53:33 <tiffany> i live in mill park
53:33 <Bandicoot> tiffany has nice legs
53:34 <SupaNova> id agree
53:34 <arlph> i'm hot and i have washboard abs
53:40 <tiffany> arlph and ur from there too r u?
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53:43 <arlph> no you don't tiffany
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53:53 <tiffany> yes i do arlph
53:55 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o mikey
53:58 <arlph> are you lying
54:01 <arlph> i think you are
54:02 <SupaNova> sorry mate usen th actual wash boards dont count mate
54:13 <tiffany> ah shut up
54:16 <tiffany> why would i lie
54:17 <arlph> :(
54:20 <Bandicoot> i have 12 visible abdominal muscles
54:22 <arlph> because you said something different last time
54:36 <Bandicoot> IM sleek like a gazelle
54:40 <SupaNova> cus she was throwen u off arlph
54:41 <tiffany> lol
54:46 <tiffany> bandicoot u mean 12 rolls
54:48 <arlph> i know right!
54:51 <arlph> what a player!
54:55 <Bandicoot> tiffany uh uh
55:04 <tiffany> hihi
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55:13 <tiffany> more bread than the bakery bandicoo
55:15 <Bandicoot> if you can grab a pinch of fat on me
55:19 <arlph> tiffany probably weighs more than us even with our washboard abs
55:20 <Bandicoot> i'll give you 5 grand
55:22 <SupaNova> that fookin hurts
55:36 <Bandicoot> Who Dares Wins!
55:39 <Nikky`> Aww no good SupaNova
55:49 <tiffany> arlp ur about same weight as a whale
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56:07 <tiffany> when they see u at the beach they try throw u in the water
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56:10 <Bandicoot> tiffany how many kgs are you
56:12 <SupaNova> yeh changen the bandaid thing nikky
56:20 <tiffany> 68kg
56:24 <Bandicoot> height?
56:37 <tiffany> 169cm
56:38 <Bandicoot> 5'9?
56:39 <tiffany> u?
56:44 <SupaNova> im 90 kilos with a loss of 1 pint of blood
56:45 <arlph> that's pretty fat for a girl
56:48 <Bandicoot> thats a tad heavy
56:50 <Nikky`> Cool, make sure you look after it
56:54 <Bandicoot> you should be around 55
56:58 <Bandicoot> 55-58kgs
57:02 <Bandicoot> you are 10kgs overweight
57:03 <arlph> yeah
57:05 <arlph> 62kg max
57:19 <Bandicoot> too many sausage rolls babe
57:20 <tiffany> puhahahhahaa
57:21 <arlph> if you're fit
57:22 <arlph> like us
57:23 <tiffany> umz
57:25 <tiffany> dont thinkso
57:30 <tiffany> maybe more muscle
57:32 <tiffany> than fat
57:33 <Bandicoot> yes lovey
57:35 <Bandicoot> yes sweets
57:40 <Bandicoot> yes darlz
57:44 <Bandicoot> just a nip
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57:49 <Nikky`> I said pet I said love
57:51 <Bandicoot> muscle? lol
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58:04 <Bandicoot> i doubt you have 10kgs of muscle to offset your weight/height ratio
58:14 <Bandicoot> are you butch?
58:18 <tiffany> my bodies fine
58:20 <Bandicoot> how much can you bench?
58:23 <arlph> she has thigh muscles to crush all those men going down on her
58:27 <tiffany> heheh
58:27 <Bandicoot> lol
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58:29 <Owen> 11lbs
58:31 <Owen> i'm awesome
58:32 <Bandicoot> vaginal vice
58:35 <tiffany> im not buch
58:37 <bee_hornet> i was doing milll park's graveyard shift 1999-2000
58:47 <arlph> tiffany, do you do pelvic floor exercises?
58:51 <bee_hornet> midnight till morn
58:53 <tiffany> arlph nope
58:55 <Bandicoot> tiffany well you can't have a feminine frame with 68kgs and 5'9
58:55 <tiffany> lol
59:00 <tiffany> well
59:02 <Bandicoot> either you are overweight
59:02 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o Jeffy
59:03 <tiffany> bandicoot
59:03 <Bandicoot> or butch
59:04 <tiffany> im
59:04 Mode: (by Jeffy) +v Owen
59:04 <arlph> yeah i haev to agree
59:10 <tiffany> little muscular
59:15 <tiffany> cause i do heaps training
59:15 <Bandicoot> chunky legs?
59:17 <SupaNova> ill look after it for u nikky
59:18 <arlph> training?
59:25 <tiffany> yep
59:30 <bee_hornet> we'll put their names to the test
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59:30 <arlph> do you bench press kfc drumsticks?
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59:47 <Nikky`> Good good SupaNova..don't want it all infected and your leg has to be cut off :P
59:50 <Bandicoot> lol
59:51 <tiffany> puahahhhaa arlph not everyone eats like u
59:52 <tiffany> u fatty
59:59 <SupaNova> ooo i can have a peg leg nikky
00:06 <arlph> i'm not fat
00:07 <arlph> i'm in the SAS
00:08 <SupaNova> call me cap'n scarleg
00:09 <Von_Smallhausen> tiffany
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00:13 <Von_Smallhausen> chicolitta
00:16 <tiffany> SAS?
00:18 <Von_Smallhausen> where chu been hiding ?
00:22 <Bandicoot> Special Air Service
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00:27 <tiffany> lol
00:29 <thegreatone> hello everyone
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00:31 <arlph> we do hardcore training
00:32 <Bandicoot> I'm in TF141
00:34 <Von_Smallhausen> tiffany looking good pussycat
00:35 <tiffany> yeh
00:38 <SupaNova> sas also is special armed services
00:39 <tiffany> un fatty
00:41 <arlph> i'd run circles over you
00:44 <arlph> you unco faggot
00:44 <bee_hornet> Grogs that killed them
00:45 <tiffany> they use u like a sinker
00:46 <tiffany> lol
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01:10 <Von_Smallhausen> tiffany chu shave your pussy baby?
01:10 <tiffany> i hate flabby men
01:16 <tiffany> a man needs to have muscles
01:18 <arlph> i once beat up this rugby player in sydney, they only have short-range body strength
01:18 <bee_hornet> lol
01:19 <Bandicoot> I'm S.W.A.T, Special Wanking Arm Technique
01:22 <tiffany> i love musclesssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
01:23 <Von_Smallhausen> like it going into da miltary chu know stripe down da middle
01:27 <arlph> even though they're 90+kg
01:29 <thegreatone> tiffany is a guy pretending to be a girl
01:30 <arlph> no match for me
01:30 <tiffany> if u have no muscles dont pm me private
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01:33 <tiffany> lollllllllllllllllllllllll
01:43 <Bandicoot> tiffany you'd drown me in drool
01:52 <Bandicoot> yes you
01:52 <Von_Smallhausen> tiffany chu like chivato cock babe?
01:56 <Bandicoot> ive been watchin from over there
02:02 * Bandicoot pokes tongue at tiffany
02:08 <arlph> tiffany muscular guys like Bandicoot and i don't want to talk to a 68kg fake
02:12 <tiffany> bandicoot those turn off
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02:36 <tiffany> arlph iyts none of ur business
02:38 <Bandicoot> 68kgs, if we go camping and we are stranded and you break an ankle im sorry
02:39 <tiffany> how i look anyway
02:42 <Bandicoot> but I'd have to leave you
02:43 <arlph> yes it is
02:45 <Bandicoot> I travel light
02:46 <tiffany> i dont need to explain mhyself to u
02:53 <arlph> you want to talk to guys with muscles but you're not worthy of it
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02:57 <bee_hornet> i can empty 40 foot container in � hour
02:59 <thegreatone> tiffany has big tits they sag right down to her toes.
03:02 <tiffany> um
03:08 <ghetto> lol
03:09 <bee_hornet> but with the help of O�
03:12 <tiffany> i only date guys wirth muscles
03:18 <tiffany> and thats how its alway been
03:19 <arlph> pfft
03:20 <tiffany> lol
03:27 <arlph> why would they date someone who's 68kg
03:29 <bee_hornet> i have jelly jegs
03:30 <Von_Smallhausen> tiffany chu only suck chivato cock don't chu mean
03:33 <arlph> they're losers
03:36 <Bandicoot> tiffany what makes you think we'd date you with 68kgs thunder thighs
03:41 <arlph> exactly
03:45 <arlph> she's not getting it
03:46 <Bandicoot> vaginal vice
03:59 <arlph> ever crush a lead cube with your thighs tiffany?
03:59 <Von_Smallhausen> tiffany are chu big hunny?
04:00 <tiffany> i have no problem getting them
04:03 <tiffany> so i must be ok
04:09 <Bandicoot> the meat stick would come out thin as rolled pasta
04:11 <tiffany> :)
04:12 <tiffany> lol
04:14 <bee_hornet> i have dated many imaginary chicks
04:17 <Von_Smallhausen> tiffany is a walking blowjob what chu expect
04:22 <thegreatone> lol bee_hornet
04:26 <bee_hornet> lol
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04:33 <Bandicoot> with the amount of force exert by your thighs
04:39 <tiffany> von are u 2 metres for me to be a walking head job
04:39 <thegreatone> i dated a russian chick once
04:40 <tiffany> lol
04:49 <tiffany> von ur a short arse fuck
04:51 <Von_Smallhausen> she hasn't ignored me
04:52 <Von_Smallhausen> lol
04:53 <tiffany> 170cm ugly guy
04:54 <Von_Smallhausen> cocksucker
04:57 <Bandicoot> lol
04:58 <tiffany> short guys turn offs
05:00 <Von_Smallhausen> 180 cm actually
05:04 <Von_Smallhausen> :)
05:07 <Bandicoot> im 188cm
05:07 <thegreatone> i'm 181
05:10 <WiLd_TuRkeY> eat shit faggot
05:11 <tiffany> lol
05:16 <tiffany> dont u short arses wish
05:19 <tiffany> u were tall
05:24 <tiffany> lolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
05:30 <Bandicoot> they call me Terrorfying Timmy
05:35 <Bandicoot> because of my stature
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05:46 <tiffany> yeh tgall big and faty=
05:51 <Von_Smallhausen> tiffany how tall are chu?
05:54 <tiffany> tall big and fat
05:54 <Bandicoot> if I tip toe I break through the ozone
05:54 <Von_Smallhausen> chu short
05:58 <tiffany> of course
05:59 <tiffany> ur scarey
06:05 <tiffany> if ur tall and big and fat
06:11 <Von_Smallhausen> fat?
06:12 <Von_Smallhausen> lol
06:18 <Von_Smallhausen> she talking to me chico?
06:21 <Bandicoot> tiffany you must own one of those slimming mirrors
06:27 <Bandicoot> your perception of yourself is way off
06:33 <Bandicoot> 5'9 and 68kgs
06:36 <Von_Smallhausen> lolllll
06:39 <Bandicoot> thats like pregnancy weight
06:40 <Von_Smallhausen> dats chubby mang
06:46 <Bandicoot> thats a big girl
06:49 <Von_Smallhausen> i'm nearly that weight and i'm taller
06:51 <tiffany> my weights perfect
06:54 <tiffany> for my height
06:54 <Bandicoot> no
06:56 <tiffany> :)
07:00 <Bandicoot> 55-58kgs for that height
07:06 <tiffany> i look good
07:08 <tiffany> feel great
07:09 <Bandicoot> no
07:10 <tiffany> :)
07:11 <Von_Smallhausen> is she really dat?
07:12 <Bandicoot> denial
07:16 <Von_Smallhausen> short and fat
07:17 <thegreatone> tiffany has fat thighs and chubby fat under her arms. The girls at school used to call her fat cat.
07:18 <Bandicoot> yes
07:21 <Von_Smallhausen> lol
07:22 <arlph> it's really not tiffany
07:23 <Von_Smallhausen> cocksucker
07:24 <Bandicoot> lol
07:27 <arlph> 68kg is overweight
07:29 <Sarah> ur guys are retarded
07:31 <Nikky`> haha no SupaNova..can't be a stumpy
07:33 <Sarah> tahst not fat at all
07:34 <Bandicoot> Sarah stats pls
07:35 <Von_Smallhausen> for a chick 68kg is
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07:43 <arlph> it's not fat Sarah, but it's still overweight
07:43 <Bandicoot> its not fat
07:44 <tiffany> lol u tell them sarah
07:45 <Sarah> 5'2 123
07:46 <Bandicoot> but it is chubby
07:47 <tiffany> lolllllllllllllllllllllll
07:49 <Bandicoot> 123?
07:50 <Bandicoot> liar
07:52 <Von_Smallhausen> yeah chubby
07:54 <arlph> 123 pounds
07:59 <Sarah> nah i lie
08:02 <Sarah> 132
08:05 <tiffany> well if u call me chubby or fat.... not even a fat chick would go for u guys
08:06 <tiffany> lol
08:09 <Bandicoot> Sarah share your measurements with us
08:15 <Bandicoot> we are honest gentlemen
08:17 <Von_Smallhausen> tiffany it's ok baby
08:21 <Von_Smallhausen> lay off da maccas hun
08:22 <arlph> you're such a fake tiffany
08:22 <Bandicoot> you'll never get a more honest opinion from anyone
08:26 <tiffany> bandicoot u call urself a gentlemen
08:30 <Von_Smallhausen> chu gotta run on da treadmill tiffany
08:30 <tiffany> ur a togtal loser
08:32 <tiffany> lol
08:40 <Bandicoot> tiffany i can't help but be honest with you
08:43 <arlph> togtally!
08:46 <mixy> i'm like one or two numbers off being healthy weight for my height D: according to BNI
08:49 <thegreatone> tiffany why don't u actually post a pic of u'rself on the net and let us judge u
08:49 <mixy> *BMI
08:50 <Sarah> 5'9 and 68 shes perfect
08:55 <tiffany> mixy
08:56 <arlph> bmi is a load of shit
08:57 <Bandicoot> if you feel that honesty is not gentlemenly, then so be it
08:59 <Von_Smallhausen> even when Bandicoot lies he tells da truth
08:59 <tiffany> whats ur height
09:01 <tiffany> and weight
09:02 <Bandicoot> but i'd rather be honest, than lie to you
09:03 <tiffany> ?
09:06 <arlph> it's only applicable to people who don't work out
09:12 <Bandicoot> yeah
09:17 <mixy> 171cm 82kg
09:19 <Bandicoot> bmi is for home bodies
09:21 <tiffany> arlph i do work out
09:23 <Von_Smallhausen> 5`9 and 68kg is chubby for a chick
09:26 <mixy> i'm not skinny :P but i'm also pregnant
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09:28 <Bandicoot> mass index doesnt account for muscle tissue
09:32 <Sarah> true arlph cause u can get a dude who weighs in at over 100 and be all muscle
09:35 <arlph> one of my female friends works out 1 hour a day
09:37 <Sarah> and BMI is gonna say hes abese
09:41 <Bandicoot> its just an average for the toneless home body
09:50 <arlph> and she's really skinny, but 65kg because she's lean and muscular
09:55 <arlph> 5'7"
09:57 <Bandicoot> im 6ft 3 and 90kgs
10:05 <Bandicoot> and im all sex
10:12 <Von_Smallhausen> fat bastard lol
10:21 <tiffany> thanks arlph
10:25 <tiffany> :)
10:28 <Von_Smallhausen> depends guys can have muscle though
10:37 <arlph> tiffany i doubt you work out as much as her
10:37 <mixy> so, you guys are saying someone's fat when they're a cartain weight and height, but saying BMI is bs?
10:38 <Bandicoot> hrm yes
10:39 <arlph> you probably do 1 hour a month
10:41 <mixy> o.O
10:50 <Bandicoot> my entire back,shoulders,arms,legs,midsection is muscle
10:51 <tiffany> arlph um alot more than an hour a day
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10:57 <tiffany> sometimes i do 3 hours straight
10:58 <arlph> mixy, it's expected that most people are too lazy to take care of their bodies
10:59 <tiffany> :)
11:00 <arlph> so we presume
11:02 <arlph> it's not unwarranted
11:03 <Sarah> whats 5'9 in feet and inches
11:05 <Sarah> erm
11:05 <Sarah> cms
11:07 <Sarah> ffs
11:08 <tiffany> i worked out till 10.30pm last night lol
11:10 <mixy> that's exactly the same as BMI
11:13 <tiffany> went for a long cycle
11:13 <mixy> dorkos.
11:15 <Bandicoot> i have 28kgs of muscle
11:15 <arlph> Sarah, about 176cm
11:18 <Von_Smallhausen> Sarah about 170
11:18 <Sarah> kk
11:28 <arlph> 175cm even
11:34 <tiffany> bandicoot u mean 28kgs of fat
11:39 <Von_Smallhausen> tiffany is upset
11:45 <tiffany> from u eating potato chips and fish n chips
11:46 <Bandicoot> no thats a professional measurement of my muscle tissue
11:46 <tiffany> lol
11:50 <mixy> i have like, 7kgs of baby
11:53 <mixy> ehehe
11:56 <thegreatone> and u came on here tiffany to brag about it and show us how many guys checked out your rounded rear end while you cycled the fat off...
11:57 <Von_Smallhausen> aww mixy
11:58 <Bandicoot> I do high resistance training
12:01 <mixy> well baby related matter
12:01 <Sarah> well
12:06 <Sarah> according to the BMI
12:08 <Von_Smallhausen> lol thegreatone
12:09 <Von_Smallhausen> gold
12:15 <Sarah> tiffany is normal
12:15 <thegreatone> haha
12:17 <Sarah> not big at all
12:17 <Bandicoot> I train for "worst case scenario" tiffany
12:19 <mixy> yeah
12:26 <mixy> she's healthy according to bmi
12:27 <Sarah> shes perfect like i said
12:28 <Von_Smallhausen> i'm under the BMI
12:29 <Bandicoot> so you can only imagine the physique I possess
12:32 <Von_Smallhausen> perfect?
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12:51 <Von_Smallhausen> unless she has muscle to back it up she is fat
12:57 <Sarah> bullshit
12:58 <tiffany> health and fitness
12:59 <tiffany> issssssssss
13:00 <Bandicoot> tiffany is what I would call plump
13:01 <arlph> you sound like you do mma Bandicoot
13:02 <Von_Smallhausen> at those measurments
13:04 <tiffany> one of my hobbies
13:08 <Bandicoot> not obese, def not thin
13:11 <mixy> lol, you trolls are fail.
13:13 <PandasDontDrive> David Hyde-Pierce takes it up the aids shaft
13:16 <Sarah> shes NORMAL
13:24 <arlph> normal isn't healthy
13:25 <arlph> you're right
13:26 <Von_Smallhausen> she is pushing fat Sarah
13:29 <tiffany> bandicoot come do run for he kids with me
13:31 <Sarah> not even close
13:33 <tiffany> hihiih
13:34 <PandasDontDrive> i just had pasta
13:35 <PandasDontDrive> mmm
13:40 <Bandicoot> for the kids?
13:41 <Von_Smallhausen> my sister is the same height and 15 kgs less
13:44 <Bandicoot> chu got kids?
13:47 <Bandicoot> little kids?
13:48 <Sarah> then she is underweight
13:52 <Von_Smallhausen> no she isn't
13:56 <Bandicoot> tiffany babes
14:00 <tiffany> lol sarah
14:06 <mixy> it also depends on your frame
14:11 <Sarah> im aware theres no point they're idiots
14:13 <Sarah> but meh
14:14 <Von_Smallhausen> tiffany is big boned
14:17 <mixy> if you have bigger bones, you'll have more bone mass
14:18 <Bandicoot> I run 10kms twice a week, every other day its 3.5km twice daily
14:24 <mixy> and being too skinny, looks horrible
14:29 <Sarah> no shit
14:33 <Bandicoot> You'd be dragging onto me by the 3rd km
14:39 <tiffany> u's are all fat
14:42 <tiffany> so shut up
14:44 <tiffany> lol
14:51 <tiffany> muscle men only pm me PLssss
14:54 <tiffany> sorry
14:54 <Bandicoot> lol
14:55 * mixy pats belly
14:56 <Bandicoot> i dont pm
15:03 <thegreatone> its ok even if tiffany has some extra fat on those thighs and arse i'm sure she can pick up some nice black guys who crave rump derrier at the local brothel while she struts her stuff and gets her pussy loose for once in her life.
15:13 <Von_Smallhausen> haha
15:13 <Bandicoot> a guy like me is confident to find girls offline
15:20 <Bandicoot> you however tiffany well..
15:26 <Bandicoot> we all know you carry a bit extra
15:35 <Von_Smallhausen> she is begging for it chico
15:40 <Von_Smallhausen> dat one over der
15:41 <Sarah> no wonder teenage girls have eating disorders
15:43 <Bandicoot> but I don't care, you might have a big heart too
15:44 <Sarah> with u people around
15:46 <Bandicoot> haha
15:54 <Von_Smallhausen> wit da celulite around hurr ass
15:57 <tiffany> sarah there all fat
16:00 <tiffany> dont worry
16:01 <SirSly> tiffany = dude
16:02 <mixy> it's true sarah, look what they did to az
16:04 <Sarah> probably tiff
16:06 <SirSly> Sarah = fat
16:09 * Bandicoot sponge baths Sarah
16:10 <Sarah> azz has an issue rach
16:10 <tiffany> this is where they try to act skinny
16:12 <tiffany> lollllllllllll
16:16 <Bandicoot> take me 30mins to wash you
16:18 <mixy> SirSly = gay
16:27 <thegreatone> sarah i was in love with a girl who was anerexic. She was so attractive when she was a bit plump. Then she lost the weight and I stopped fantasising about her...
16:30 <mixy> how does one act skinny?
16:34 <Bandicoot> tiffany do you think you could run 10kms with me?
16:50 <Sarah> fact is stick thin woman are just not attractive
16:52 <tiffany> bandicoot
16:52 <arlph> i rarely ever talk about how fit i am unless a poseur like tiffany instigates it
16:57 <Von_Smallhausen> not if she weighs 68kgs chico
16:58 <tiffany> 10km is nothing for me
16:58 <Sarah> to the same extent overly over weight woman arent
16:59 <arlph> i find it hilarious
17:00 <tiffany> lol
17:02 <Von_Smallhausen> she short as well
17:12 <mixy> you need to find that middle ground
17:15 <Bandicoot> tiffany in the car its nothing, i mean on foot?
17:20 <tiffany> my heights ok for a girl
17:25 <Sarah> 5'9 isnt even short for a female anyway
17:26 <Bandicoot> how long for you to run 10km?
17:28 <mixy> and who really, doesn't find at least some curves attractive
17:29 <Von_Smallhausen> tiffany yes but your weight isn't
17:31 <Von_Smallhausen> lol 68kg
17:32 <Sarah> the average high for a female is 5'5-5'7
17:34 <Von_Smallhausen> i weigh about that
17:39 <Von_Smallhausen> and i'm 6ft
17:40 <Sarah> height*
17:41 <arlph> mixy, depends, hourglass figure is a must
17:48 <Bandicoot> females need to be stumped so they are groin height
17:49 Quit: air_max90 ([email protected]) Quit:
17:58 <Pieter1> Azz's forced his little daughter into prostitution
18:00 <mixy> hourglass = curves
18:04 <tiffany> u mean von smallhausen its hakf ur weight
18:05 <Von_Smallhausen> females that are pushing 70kg+ is a worry
18:08 <Sarah> Pieter1 not cool
18:08 <Sarah> at all
18:16 <Pieter1> tell him that!
18:18 <tiffany> 68+68+
18:20 <tiffany> lol
18:31 <arlph> 'curves' has been bastardised to mean 'chubby', when it's meant to mean 'has distinguished hips'
18:35 <Nikky`> Pieter1 that's fucked up..even for irc standards..you idiot
18:36 <arlph> it kinda annoys me
18:42 <mixy> yep
18:43 <Sarah> his daughter wouldnt even be 2 yet dont be so disgusting
18:45 <Pieter1> Nikky`: Fucking tell him!
18:47 Part: Courtz-Chik ([email protected]) from #melbourne
18:52 <Bandicoot> female that is 68kg translates to "I like to eat food, mostly takeaways and order double cheese on my pizzas"
18:58 <Pieter1> he's the one that admitted it!
18:59 <Pieter1> :/
19:01 <Von_Smallhausen> dats right chico
19:03 <mixy> er
19:06 <Nikky`> really dude? you made the shit up..like you usually do
19:10 <mixy> you lot are just plain stupid
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19:15 <Bandicoot> mixy is offended
19:15 <Sarah> no shit rach
19:16 <Pieter1> ah huh Nikky`
19:17 <tiffany> hehehe
19:17 <Von_Smallhausen> 68kg is BIG for a chick unless she is 6ft+
19:19 <Bandicoot> mixy stats pls
19:19 <gs69azza> 68kg?
19:24 <thegreatone> oi sarah was u're nick name pinky once
19:25 <tiffany> im probably fitter than everyone in here
19:27 <tiffany> :)
19:28 <mixy> previously stated
19:30 <arlph> i doubt it tiffany
19:31 <Sarah> no thegreatone
19:32 <mixy> i'm a FATTEH :D
19:35 <mixy> and i don't care
19:37 <Bandicoot> mixy previously missed, state again
19:44 Join: Hot^Chick^4^U ([email protected]) to #melbourne
19:45 <Bandicoot> are you 85kgs?
19:45 Join: DarkSarcasm ([email protected]) to #melbourne
19:45 <Pieter1> mixy: balloon!
19:49 <mixy> bandicoot, your own problem, not mine
19:51 <Nikky`> haha mixy you are pregnant, so it's allowed :P
19:52 <tiffany> hot chick
19:55 <tiffany> lets ask her
19:56 <arlph> /said mixy
19:57 <mixy> 83, lol
19:58 <Bandicoot> mixy, obesity is your problem, not mine
19:59 <tiffany> how much do u weigh?
20:01 <thegreatone> tiffany could u run 21km in 1 hour and 30 min?
20:03 <arlph> (08:10:25pm,#melbourne) <mixy> 171cm 82kg
20:04 <Bandicoot> I'm just curious
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20:08 <Bandicoot> woah
20:12 <DarkSarcasm> ello
20:14 <mixy> 82-83
20:14 * Bandicoot ignores mixy
20:25 <Von_Smallhausen> lol
20:32 <Von_Smallhausen> ignore da heffa
20:34 <mixy> bandicoot, pregnant.
20:39 <Bandicoot> if tiffany gains 2 more kgs shes goin on ignore too
20:46 <arlph> lol
20:47 <tiffany> bandicoot
20:50 <tiffany> go ahead
20:51 <tiffany> lol
20:54 <arlph> harsh, but warranted
20:55 <tiffany> u have no muscles
20:56 <DarkSarcasm> Bandicoot: is that why you've been ignoring me?
20:58 <tiffany> soooooooooo
21:00 <arlph> i only give shit to fatties if they pretend to be fit
21:02 <Sarah> im sure tiffany is gonna be all upset about that too
21:03 <tiffany> ur at 0
21:07 Quit: EvilCereaL ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
21:07 <Bandicoot> tiffany i have plenty of muscles :)
21:13 <tiffany> sarah yeh to much lol
21:20 <Sarah> arlph so u wotn give me shit? cause i just say outright im fat?
21:25 <Bandicoot> tiffany ill meet you in the city
21:28 <arlph> nope
21:30 <mixy> and me, lol
21:32 <Bandicoot> tommorow morning for a 10km run
21:36 <tiffany> bandicoot ucant
21:36 <Sarah> cool
21:38 <tiffany> no musckes
21:39 <Sarah> cause im huge
21:40 <Sarah> but meh
21:41 <thegreatone> tiffany the only muscles that matter are in my hips and u're mouth
21:52 <mixy> you're not sez
21:55 <arlph> i have friends who are fit, and friends who are fat
22:00 <arlph> their weight isn't an issue, their attitude is
22:07 <tiffany> lol
22:10 <Bandicoot> tiffany its ok, you are a little chubby
22:11 <Sarah> being fat or thin doesnt change who u r
22:13 <mixy> you should see my fingers and toes right now, i look like a heffer :(
22:14 <Sarah> if ur a wanker ur a wanker
22:18 <mixy> stupid fluids
22:18 <Sarah> regardless of size
22:25 <Von_Smallhausen> Sarah sounds big
22:28 <Sarah> im huge
22:30 <Von_Smallhausen> defending fat tiffany
22:32 <Sarah> ive never denied this
22:43 <tiffany> von
22:43 <Bandicoot> 68kgs is a little problem, you'd only have to lose 10kgs to be my friend
22:45 <Von_Smallhausen> 68kgs for a chick lol
22:50 <Von_Smallhausen> dats wrong
22:52 <arlph> the only reason i'm abusing tiffany is because she said she's fit when she's 68kg, even my super-crazy-gymjunkie female friend was lighter than that, and taller
22:54 <tiffany> u can eat my poo's
23:03 <Von_Smallhausen> tiffany bend over
23:05 <Bandicoot> I'd be willing to help you drop to your ideal weight 55-58kgs
23:14 <Bandicoot> that's why I'm a gentleman
23:15 <Von_Smallhausen> Bandicoot sounds right
23:16 <thegreatone> tiffany do u're poos fit in the toilet ?
23:20 <tiffany> whos said thats my ideal
23:21 <tiffany> lol
23:21 <Bandicoot> I take the time out of my busy schedule to help others in need
23:27 Join: Dj-Tiesto ([email protected]) to #melbourne
23:34 <Bandicoot> Look. I deal with alot of peoples fitness
23:35 <Dj-Tiesto> yeww
23:36 <tiffany> u know what
23:39 <tiffany> eat my pichke
23:40 <tiffany> lol
23:43 <Bandicoot> I know a thing or two about fitness, and ideal weights
23:43 <arlph> mixy, sounds like you have edema
23:46 <Dj-Tiesto> tiffany taylor
23:50 <Bandicoot> regardless of how much muscle you claim to have
23:54 * mixy shrugs
23:54 <tiffany> tiesto
23:56 Join: hotpink ([email protected]) to #melbourne
23:57 <tiffany> mwuaz
24:00 <Dj-Tiesto> long time
24:02 <Dj-Tiesto> no type
24:03 <mixy> http://www.chacha.com/question/what-is-the-average-weight-of-an-australian-female
24:03 <tiffany> i know
24:07 <tiffany> were u been
24:09 <Bandicoot> given that youre a female, your muscle is more an excuse for carrying excess body fat
24:15 <Dj-Tiesto> hiding...
24:18 <Bandicoot> but that's ok, girls lie all the time
24:19 <Dj-Tiesto> somewhere
24:19 <tiffany> lol
24:23 <mixy> The average weight for a woman in Australia is 67.7 kg
24:30 <Dj-Tiesto> hows your hot bf
24:32 <Dj-Tiesto> taylor
24:32 <arlph> the median is more important
24:33 <mixy> tiffany's like spot on apparently
24:34 <arlph> not the average
24:37 <tiffany> hahhaha his ok
24:38 Join: WiLd_TuRkeY ([email protected]) to #melbourne
24:39 <Bandicoot> mixy did you know 80% of Australian females are overweight?
24:40 <WiLd_TuRkeY> hey people
24:41 <thegreatone> personally i've had girls with glut muscles and while it can be a bit of a turn on its sort of primitive. I wonder if tiffany has them or does she just wobble when u touch her
24:44 <Dj-Tiesto> haha
24:45 <Von_Smallhausen> lol Bandicoot
24:48 <Dj-Tiesto> nice to hear
24:49 <Dj-Tiesto> :
24:50 <Bandicoot> thats a fact
24:50 <Dj-Tiesto> :)
24:51 <tiffany> :P
24:56 <Bandicoot> you can google it
25:00 <Dj-Tiesto> people tiffany is sooo hot, msn her
25:00 <mixy> Bandicoot did you know that not all males are so fucking shallow?
25:02 <Dj-Tiesto> ;)
25:03 Nick: Sh[a]dowLurker is now known as MadScientist
25:08 <Bandicoot> so of course the average is 67.7kgs
25:17 <Von_Smallhausen> mixy thats a generalisation
25:24 <tiffany> lol
25:26 <tiffany> tiesto
25:27 Part: iLuvFemCelebs ([email protected]) from #melbourne
25:30 <mixy> and you're saying xkgs for a girl is shocking
25:37 <mixy> how's that not a generalisation? :)
25:39 <thegreatone> personally i like to look up girls on facebook msg them and tell them how ugly/pretty they are... its a hobby
25:41 Join: EvilCereaL ([email protected]) to #melbourne
25:42 <Von_Smallhausen> tiffany has probably got a big fat ass
25:44 <Dj-Tiesto> lol
25:47 Part: maltese_m ([email protected]) from #melbourne
25:54 <mixy> see, you also make stupid assumptions
25:57 <Bandicoot> tiffany is not so far gone as mixy
25:58 <Von_Smallhausen> dats what pushes up hurr weight
25:58 <tiffany> whats new tiesto
26:04 <Bandicoot> i mean tiffany is just 10kgs over the mark
26:10 <mixy> i never claimed to not be fat, lol
26:14 <Dj-Tiesto> nothing much holidays, break from uni
26:17 <Dj-Tiesto> yourself
26:23 <tiffany> umzzzzzzz
26:23 <Dj-Tiesto> heard u scored a photo shoot
26:24 <Bandicoot> just needs a little guidance on nutrition and a little more aerobic excercise
26:26 <Dj-Tiesto> with zoo mag?
26:26 <tiffany> went hlidays
26:34 <Dj-Tiesto> where to
26:37 <tiffany> tiesto yep
26:37 <DarkSarcasm> mixy is my cuddly friend
26:40 <tiffany> thailand
26:44 * arlph hog-ties tiffany
26:47 Quit: Nikky` ([email protected]) Quit: Happy Happy Joy Joy
26:47 <mixy> in that case, is pregnancy against good nutrition?
26:52 <tiffany> i did a shoot for herbalife
26:55 <Bandicoot> the thing with fat women is, they are always aggressive to people who mention ways of self improvement
26:56 <mixy> because geez, i totally need some work then
26:58 <tiffany> :P
27:09 <arlph> Bandicoot, fat guys do that too
27:19 <arlph> mention that they take two seats on the train
27:19 <Bandicoot> yes but not as much
27:19 <arlph> and they go apeshit
27:27 <DarkSarcasm> Bandicoot: the thing with ignorant people.. they always have an opinion, without knowing anything about the subject
27:34 <mixy> i'm not against the weight generalisations so much as the hipocracy
27:44 <thegreatone> lol @ spelling
27:51 <thegreatone> mixy is a hippo
27:53 <tiffany> bararabibababbababa
27:55 <Sarah> oh snap
28:04 * mixy oinks at thegreatone 
28:07 <mixy> i'm not a hippo.
28:09 <thegreatone> hahahhahahah
28:20 <Bandicoot> females are very emotional to weight, they are exposed from an early age that being pretty is the way to happiness and when this fails (either via genetics or eating habits) they turn aggressive
28:24 <Dj-Tiesto> tiffany
28:30 <Dj-Tiesto> did u do lots of shopping?
28:32 <Dj-Tiesto> girl
28:37 <tiffany> yeps
28:41 <tiffany> got u sumthing
28:44 <tiffany> to give u
28:45 <tiffany> :P
28:59 <Dj-Tiesto> how kind, your always generoud
29:01 <Von_Smallhausen> Bandicoot speaks the truth people
29:01 <Dj-Tiesto> generous
29:04 <Dj-Tiesto> even without giving
29:08 <Von_Smallhausen> and tiffany doesn't like it
29:19 <mixy> ooh!
29:21 <Von_Smallhausen> hey tiffany hit the gym chubby checker
29:27 <mixy> i got some photos of my enormous belly today
29:47 <thegreatone> mixy can i cum on it ?
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29:52 <tiffany> lol
29:52 <mixy> no.
29:53 <Bandicoot> I have no doubts that tiffany goes to the gym, but her routine excercise is probably not benefiting her much
29:55 <tiffany> i ignored von
30:01 <tiffany> next is bandicoot
30:02 <mixy> i have an allergy to aids
30:07 <thegreatone> lol
30:12 <Von_Smallhausen> lol she looking at us chico
30:14 Join: Simone ([email protected]) to #melbourne
30:18 <tiffany> heheh
30:21 <Von_Smallhausen> dat chubby chic wit da wet lips
30:21 <tiffany> next issssssssss
30:22 <DarkSarcasm> mixy: talking from experience I see
30:25 <tiffany> great one
30:36 <mixy> nope, just a prediction
30:52 <tiffany> u can all suck on my moot
30:52 <DarkSarcasm> so you're planning on getting some STDs
30:54 <tiffany> lol
30:58 <DarkSarcasm> a few phone calls here and there
30:58 <tiffany> bye nowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
31:00 <Bandicoot> mixy how far pregnant are you? 9 weeks?
31:03 <DarkSarcasm> ok tiffany
31:09 <mixy> 8 months, lol
31:11 * DarkSarcasm nibbles on tiffany
31:16 <tiffany> loser
31:20 <Dj-Tiesto> leave tiffany alone
31:22 <tiffany> now ur going on ignre
31:23 <Dj-Tiesto> shes
31:23 <Bandicoot> how much did you weight pre-knockup?
31:26 <tiffany> hehhee
31:26 <Dj-Tiesto> vunerable
31:28 <tiffany> tiesto
31:28 Nick: MadScientist is now known as Sh[a]dowLurker
31:29 <tiffany> mwauz
31:32 <incongruence> Egh.
31:34 <incongruence> Kill me.
31:35 <mixy> 94 :D
31:38 <arlph> bye tiffany baby
31:41 <Dj-Tiesto> ;)
31:46 <tiffany> arplh ;et me ignore u before
31:48 <tiffany> i leave
31:49 <tiffany> fucker
32:01 Join: Nikky` ([email protected]) to #melbourne
32:05 <arlph> but you love me
32:07 * Dj-Tiesto slaps Nikky` around a bit with a large trout
32:09 <Bandicoot> tiffany see you at the nearest RBT, butter lips
32:14 <Nikky`> Hey Dj-Tiesto :o)
32:18 <Dj-Tiesto> nikkay
32:21 <Dj-Tiesto> my aunty
32:23 <Dj-Tiesto> ;)
32:30 Quit: tiffany ([email protected]) EOF from client
32:37 <Nikky`> aunty? :P
32:49 <Dj-Tiesto> haha ya
32:49 <Bandicoot> who wants to know what tiffany does for a living?
32:50 <Dj-Tiesto> :P
32:57 <DarkSarcasm> me
32:59 <DarkSarcasm> and my friends
33:04 <Nikky`> Not I
33:05 <DarkSarcasm> I mean... Hi Nikky`!!
33:08 <Nikky`> Hey DarkSarcasm :o)
33:10 <Bandicoot> shes a police officer
33:13 <DarkSarcasm> no
33:15 <Bandicoot> for Vic police
33:17 <DarkSarcasm> she does me and my friends for a living
33:29 <Bandicoot> shes a rookie recruit
33:31 <DarkSarcasm> ltns Nikky`babe
33:39 <Nikky`> Yeah has been awhile..how are you hon?
33:40 <DarkSarcasm> you're a nookie addict
33:43 <DarkSarcasm> you need help Bandicoot
33:46 <Bandicoot> thats why shes a little hasty
33:53 <DarkSarcasm> Nikky`: ****ed
33:58 Part: SeXy_m ([email protected]) from #melbourne
34:07 <Nikky`> fire trucked?
34:08 <Bandicoot> IRC is her way of dealing with strays in the wild
34:17 <DarkSarcasm> Nikky`: i wish, fire fighting was fun...
34:19 <Bandicoot> I don't need help DarkSarcasm
34:20 Join: Mr_SeXy ([email protected]) to #melbourne
34:22 <DarkSarcasm> this is torture
34:22 <Nikky`> And she got you Bandicoot, so she did well :P
34:33 <Nikky`> aww
34:34 <Bandicoot> Nikky` no, she ignored me.. I got to her
34:35 <Bandicoot> so I win
34:46 <Nikky`> winning? on irc? really
34:47 <arlph> Bandicoot, is she off-duty?
34:48 <Bandicoot> yes
34:52 <DarkSarcasm> LOL Nikky`.....
34:52 <Bandicoot> it's a lame win
34:54 <DarkSarcasm> call..
34:56 <Bandicoot> but still a win nontheless
34:58 <DarkSarcasm> winning on IRC...
35:02 <edc767f7> hey austnet Nikky` babe
35:06 <DarkSarcasm> is like winning the special olympics
35:07 <Bandicoot> arlph yes
35:12 <DarkSarcasm> even if you win, you're still a retard Bandicoot
35:14 <Sarah> fighting on the internet is like running in the special olympics, you might win but you're still retarded
35:17 <arlph> she sounds like an idiot
35:23 <DarkSarcasm> ^5 Sarah
35:29 <DarkSarcasm> yours shounded better though
35:30 <Bandicoot> DarkSarcasm if you quote internet quotes, you're even more retarded
35:30 <thegreatone> lol DarkSarcasm i've heard ppl say that line before haha
35:40 <Sarah> lol ^5
35:45 Join: GreekSnake ([email protected]) to #melbourne
35:50 <DarkSarcasm> wanna be friends Sarah?
35:50 <arlph> Sarah, saying that is lamer than saying 'all your base are belong to us', because it's actually older than the oldest meme on the internet
35:51 <unique> Lol, i actually thought yours sounded better DarkSarcasm, then reading it again i thought it was retarded
36:00 <unique> But then, i'm just a frikkin retard to amen to everything!
36:02 <DarkSarcasm> we can gang up on Bandicoot, and make him feel small and insignificant
36:02 <Sarah> that was the point arlph
36:03 <Sarah> but thanks
36:07 <DarkSarcasm> and then we can have a tea party
36:12 <Sarah> sure DarkSarcasm why not lol
36:16 <Sarah> with crumpets?
36:18 <arlph> you're all gay
36:23 <DarkSarcasm> Sarah: absolutely
36:26 <Bandicoot> DarkSarcasm oooo! belittle me you veteran troll
36:26 <arlph> i'm the only straight guy in here
36:30 <Sarah> amazingly awesome
36:33 * DarkSarcasm grins
36:45 <DarkSarcasm> Bandicoot: did you get a new nick?
36:50 <PandasDontDrive> how do you speak to my crumpet like that
36:54 <Bandicoot> I will feel so insignificant i can crawl down your pee hole and slice your scrotum from inside
36:58 <PandasDontDrive> appologise to the honey pot post haste!
37:08 <DarkSarcasm> kinky
37:13 <DarkSarcasm> wanna come over Bandicoot?
37:14 * arlph pulls a rabbit out of PandasDontDrive's tophat
37:16 <DarkSarcasm> I'm free tonight
37:22 <DarkSarcasm> oh that reminds me..
37:23 <Bandicoot> did I get a new nick? yes
37:24 <DarkSarcasm> I should invite my ex
37:25 <PandasDontDrive> DA DA!
37:28 <DarkSarcasm> she's been meaning to catch up
37:41 <Sarah> JOSH
37:42 <Sarah> NO KISS
37:48 <Bandicoot> DarkSarcasm you are really bad at trolling
37:58 <Bandicoot> i dont think you should try anymore
38:05 <PandasDontDrive> JUST PEEN
38:07 <PandasDontDrive> AND VADGE
38:09 <DarkSarcasm> dont b silly
38:16 <Bandicoot> you had the setup partially right
38:19 <Bandicoot> but the follow through never came
38:51 Join: melbournedad ([email protected]) to #melbourne
39:09 <kibblz> hey whens the latest that the mail comes in
39:14 Join: Dirty^Boy33 ([email protected]) to #melbourne
39:40 <Daniel> Don't forget to read the rules: http://www.melbournechat.com.au/ - Read and follow or be banned
39:41 * SupaNova slaps Krystal around a bit with a large trout
39:47 * Bandicoot drinks his badger milk
39:53 Quit: edc767f7 ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
40:12 <PandasDontDrive> that tall glass of lime cordial after pasta reallly filled me upsicle
40:39 <kibblz> i am drinking cordial right now
40:42 <kibblz> and i had pasta aswell
40:43 <kibblz> weird.
40:45 Quit: Fury ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
40:46 <Bandicoot> cordial
40:47 <Bandicoot> lol
40:51 <Bandicoot> what're you, fucking 6?
40:52 Join: Just_Me ([email protected]) to #melbourne
40:55 <kibblz> yeah whats wrong with cordial?
41:02 <Just_Me> hi all
41:08 <kibblz> its just like drinkning water.. with a bit of juice
41:12 <kibblz> big deal
41:17 <Bandicoot> its for pussies who cant handle water
41:22 <Bandicoot> they need to sweeten everything
41:22 <kibblz> lol
41:37 <kibblz> thats a dumb ass thing to say
43:38 <DarkSarcasm> I'm back
43:49 * DarkSarcasm nibblz on kibblz
43:55 <DarkSarcasm> I'm a poet and I didn't even know it
44:13 Join: summer_rain ([email protected]) to #melbourne
44:40 <Just_Me> So Carts, i am a fag cos i won't let u asl me and do me up the ass?
44:41 <kibblz> how's #sex going for you DarkSarcasm
44:51 <DarkSarcasm> kibblz: same as always
44:56 <DarkSarcasm> better conversations there
45:09 <Dj-Tiesto> just me thats disturbing
45:10 <Dj-Tiesto> :/
45:33 <Just_Me> Dj-Tiesto, there are some pretty sick ppl here
45:33 <DarkSarcasm> Just_Me: sounds about right
45:36 <DarkSarcasm> it's called IRC Logic
45:41 <DarkSarcasm> it's kind of like TTL
45:46 <DarkSarcasm> except opposite
46:05 <Just_Me> me asked last night but wondering tomight.. who has a pic of him??
46:07 <SupaNova> cmon baby lay ur love on ooo yeh baby baby lay ur love on me now
46:11 * Just_Me asked last night but wondering tomight.. who has a pic of him??
46:13 <Just_Me> haha
46:19 <Dj-Tiesto> i been asl'd by some men, thats the worse its gotten
46:21 <Dj-Tiesto> for me
46:21 * PandasDontDrive slaps kibblz around a bit with a large trout
46:22 <DarkSarcasm> Just_Me: I have a pic of me
46:29 <PandasDontDrive> we aer teh best
46:32 <DarkSarcasm> PandasDontDrive has it has his background
46:33 <SupaNova> dark that makes no sense
46:38 <Just_Me> i have a pic of ME in the shower
46:43 <Dj-Tiesto> :/
46:48 <SupaNova> i have a pic of stitchs on me leg
46:51 <PandasDontDrive> what as my background?
47:01 <SupaNova> was cool man
47:04 <Dj-Tiesto> just me
47:09 Quit: Hot^Chick^4^U ([email protected]) Quit:
47:10 <Dj-Tiesto> your gonna earn sooo
47:12 <Dj-Tiesto> many privos
47:15 <Dj-Tiesto> for that comment
47:17 * PandasDontDrive slaps PandasDontDrive around a bit with a large trout
47:20 <Just_Me> none yet
47:22 <PandasDontDrive> stop pandaring
47:26 <Dj-Tiesto> lol
47:31 <mikey> pandyyy
47:31 <PandasDontDrive> my wallpaper is milla jovovich
47:36 <PandasDontDrive> mikeys :P
47:41 <Dj-Tiesto> just me send me her pic the other day, my cable connection melted at her hotness
47:44 <Dj-Tiesto> msn her boys
47:50 <PandasDontDrive> have you been for a swim today
47:51 <Dj-Tiesto> maybe that should work,,,
47:53 <DarkSarcasm> all good
47:56 <DarkSarcasm> my ex is coming over
48:01 <DarkSarcasm> and she's bringing me beer
48:05 <Just_Me> it is just ME in the shower :)
48:10 <Dj-Tiesto> looooooooool
48:12 <Dj-Tiesto> @shower
48:17 <DarkSarcasm> PandasDontDrive: don't lie
48:53 Quit: Dj-Tiesto ([email protected]) Quit:
48:55 <DarkSarcasm> oh wait... I'm thinking of Netz
49:30 Quit: achilles ([email protected]) EOF from client
50:43 <PandasDontDrive> i have frozen yoghurt
51:03 Join: Mayhem ([email protected]) to #melbourne
52:03 Nick: Sarah is now known as SeZz
52:46 <hotpink> gimme
53:07 Part: Melb22m ([email protected]) from #melbourne
53:10 <DarkSarcasm> PandasDontDrive's kahoonas have been on ice
53:19 <DarkSarcasm> PandasDontDrive, she wants some...
53:42 <PandasDontDrive> its mango and passionfruit
54:01 * PandasDontDrive shares with tors
54:11 <WiLd_TuRkeY> smack him
54:25 Join: Fury ([email protected]) to #melbourne
54:41 Join: birthday_boi26 ([email protected]) to #melbourne
54:52 <birthday_boi26> helo friends
54:53 Quit: Dirty^Boy33 ([email protected]) Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client
55:20 <birthday_boi26> better plug my laptp in
55:24 Join: zzurdjinn ([email protected]) to #melbourne
55:28 <zzurdjinn> anyone know where i can find the complete recipe on how to make ecstasy pills online?
56:02 <DarkSarcasm> zzurdjinn: yeah, hang on...
56:05 <Bandicoot> bogans go wild http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qNY04D8uqEw
56:08 <midori> "
56:11 <DarkSarcasm> oh wait.. my site got shut down
56:43 <birthday_boi26> can someone fucking ban midori??? all they do is say " every nowand then i think its a bot
57:02 <zzurdjinn> oh and anyone know where i sell them in bulk once i make them?
57:07 <unique> It is a bot
57:15 <WiLd_TuRkeY> "
57:16 <unique> She's a but faulty
57:19 <unique> *bit
57:21 <DarkSarcasm> zzurdjinn: frankston/Dandy/pakenham..
57:22 Mode: (by ChanOP) +b *!*@202.124.21248F.CB8A87
57:23 Kick: zzurdjinn was kicked by ChanOP ((mikey) no thanks (drug chatter)))
57:28 <DarkSarcasm> the last train station of any train line :)
57:31 <DarkSarcasm> mikey!!!!
57:34 <mikey> DS
57:35 <mikey> :)
57:35 Join: BlackVelvet^ ([email protected]) to #melbourne
57:37 <birthday_boi26> u mean i been yelling at midori for no reason?
57:43 <DarkSarcasm> mikey.... you really are my favourte gay person
57:52 <WiLd_TuRkeY> "
57:53 <birthday_boi26> coughsyuck uppp
57:54 <DarkSarcasm> well.. you're one of my fav ppls on here...
57:55 <DarkSarcasm> but still
57:56 <unique> Yes, birthday_boi26, you have been.
57:57 Join: duckster ([email protected]) to #melbourne
58:00 * Mayhem slaps DarkSarcasm
58:06 * DarkSarcasm bes slapped
58:10 <mikey> heh
58:15 <unique> Do you feel like a twat now birthday_boi26? I bet you do.
58:17 <Mayhem> ohai mikey xox
58:22 <mikey> hai :)
58:26 <Mayhem> ur my fav gay person on here too
58:33 <DarkSarcasm> thx Mayhem
58:36 <DarkSarcasm> I try to fake it for you
58:40 <Mayhem> nawww
58:41 <DarkSarcasm> to keep you intersted
58:44 <Mayhem> thats so kind of you DS
58:47 <birthday_boi26> ducksarcasm just suck there dicks alredy
58:47 <Mayhem> tyvm
58:53 <Nikky`> mikey <3
58:57 <DarkSarcasm> their*
58:58 <mikey> Nikky <3
58:59 <DarkSarcasm> not there
59:01 <DarkSarcasm> there is a place
59:08 <birthday_boi26> where
59:14 <Mayhem> over there! --->
59:15 <DarkSarcasm> over... there
59:21 <Nikky`> Where?
59:23 <DarkSarcasm> hahaha, you beat me to it Mayhem
59:25 <Mayhem> :P~
59:27 <mikey> there.
59:31 <WiLd_TuRkeY> Woman kills boyfriend by sitting on him
59:32 <birthday_boi26> ok. just suck they're dicks already
59:32 <WiLd_TuRkeY> A WOMAN weighing 136kg is "sincerely sorry" for squashing the father of her three children.
59:33 <Nikky`> Not their?
59:35 * Mayhem points
59:41 <mikey> LOL
59:42 <mikey> LOL!
59:51 <mikey> just suck 'they are' dicks already?
00:03 <mikey> it's THEIR.
00:15 <birthday_boi26> thier*
00:20 <arlph> no it isn't
00:22 <Mayhem> fallice!
00:22 <mikey> haha
00:25 <DarkSarcasm> goodboi26
00:26 <Mayhem> oo====D
00:28 <mikey> their
00:30 <mikey> not thier.
00:32 <arlph> thier
00:34 <birthday_boi26> 8===================)
00:37 <mikey> dictionary.com
00:38 <arlph> :---------)
00:41 <Mayhem> who cares their/their, theres dicks in the sentance! thats what matters :X
00:52 <birthday_boi26> sentence
00:58 <arlph> how crude mayham
01:04 <DarkSarcasm> that's, not thats
01:14 <DarkSarcasm> and their/their is the same thing
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01:21 <Mayhem> OktoborChc
01:23 <DarkSarcasm> since we're onto really petty crap
01:24 <Mayhem> their or there?
01:27 <birthday_boi26> cocktoberchc
01:36 <mikey> agreed
01:41 <Mayhem> i concur
01:41 <birthday_boi26> how original
02:02 <Mayhem> woh lanigiro
02:07 <birthday_boi26> worst birthday ever
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02:12 <DarkSarcasm> hey mikey, do you know SeZz?
02:13 Join: karuptone ([email protected]) to #melbourne
02:16 <birthday_boi26> thakns a lot
02:18 <Mayhem> not enough penis is why
02:26 <Mayhem> you're welcome :>
02:39 <birthday_boi26> im in a motel
02:48 Quit: BULLDOG ([email protected]) Quit:
02:51 <birthday_boi26> and theirs nothing on tv
03:15 <birthday_boi26> not even free wifi
03:16 <karuptone> hire a hooker
03:26 <birthday_boi26> ohhhh
03:30 <birthday_boi26> john mayer is on tv
03:51 Join: zoes ([email protected]) to #melbourne
04:07 <mikey> DarkSarcasm, nope
04:11 <Bandicoot> zoes
04:26 <Bandicoot> piiilz
04:28 <Bandicoot> herrrre
04:49 <amsy> milo has never tasted so good
04:57 <SupaNova> hey zoes
05:01 <zoes> hello
05:11 <Django> http://www.heraldsun.com.au/news/wife-on-murder-charge-after-husbands-penis-burnt/story-e6frf7jo-1225822535828
05:15 Quit: MarK`24 ([email protected]) Quit:
05:50 <Django> "I just wanted to burn his penis so it belongs to me and no one else ... I didn't mean this to happen."
05:54 <birthday_boi26> i wanna eat milo out of ur but
05:57 <Nikky`> That's right Django.. jealous wimmin folk can be nasty :P
06:13 <birthday_boi26> with a spooooon
06:18 <WiLd_TuRkeY> WTF
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06:34 * PandasDontDrive moves in slo-mo
06:37 <birthday_boi26> heehe the ceiling fan is noissy
06:40 <Django> yep, crazy bishes
06:41 * SupaNova slaps nikky witha bandage
06:43 <birthday_boi26> i like it
07:00 <Nikky`> Yeap..love them crazy ones :P
07:06 * mikey cuddles up to Nikky
07:11 * Nikky` slaps SupaNova with sledge hammer
07:17 * Nikky` snuggle gropes mikey
07:18 * SupaNova ducks
07:24 <SupaNova> ha missed nikky
07:26 <birthday_boi26> duck duck
07:33 <SupaNova> GOOSE
07:57 <birthday_boi26> excellent !~!! bridezilllas is on next
08:02 Join: bree ([email protected]) to #melbourne
08:04 Join: pervert ([email protected]) to #melbourne
08:07 <Bandicoot> hi bree
08:11 <Nikky`> grr SupaNova..you shall keep
08:17 <bree> hi Bandiccoot
08:20 <birthday_boi26> wait false alarm
08:23 <birthday_boi26> its on cable
08:23 <pervert> hi bree
08:28 <birthday_boi26> fuckthat shit
08:31 <bree> hi pervert
08:46 <birthday_boi26> we spend hours greeting eacch other
08:49 <birthday_boi26> and not much else
08:52 <birthday_boi26> loosers
09:02 <SupaNova> nikky i just wanted help putten the bandage on me leg
09:04 <bree> hi birthday_boi26
09:06 <DarkSarcasm> losers*
09:11 <DarkSarcasm> get it right birthday_boi26
09:16 <birthday_boi26> :x
09:24 * DarkSarcasm cuts himself a little
09:27 <Bandicoot> hi birthday_boi26
09:38 Quit: Just_Me ([email protected]) Quit:
09:41 <Nikky`> well you won't be getting it from now now SupaNova.. sif throw it at me :/
09:46 <Bandicoot> still a boy at 26? nuts not dropped yet?
09:50 * Mayhem pats birthday_boi26 on the head
09:51 <SupaNova> im sorry nikky
09:54 Quit: TILER ([email protected]) Quit:
09:58 <bree> what is nuts
10:03 <Bandicoot> testicals
10:05 Join: kokothemonkey ([email protected]) to #melbourne
10:05 <Nikky`> peanuts
10:07 <Bandicoot> ballbags
10:07 <DarkSarcasm> LOL
10:08 <bree> thanks
10:09 <Bandicoot> nutsacks
10:14 <Bandicoot> testes
10:15 <DarkSarcasm> �Bandicoot� testicals <- need I say more?
10:16 <kokothemonkey> NIKKY!!!!!!
10:17 <Mayhem> ballz
10:17 <Nikky`> I might consider accepting it SupaNova
10:19 <SupaNova> bree nuts is like crazy
10:20 <Nikky`> kokothemonkey :o)
10:27 <Bandicoot> i love bree
10:27 <bree> thanks
10:29 <SupaNova> or like tesicles bree
10:31 <Owen> cock
10:33 <bree> I know
10:34 <Mayhem> penis
10:35 <kokothemonkey> i love nikky
10:39 <Bandicoot> vagina mouth.
10:45 Quit: myth ([email protected]) Quit:
10:45 <SupaNova> not as much as i love her
10:46 <DarkSarcasm> Nikky` is very lovable
10:46 <Mayhem> i love nuts
10:54 <Mayhem> (__)__)
10:57 <bree> are his nuts supposed to drop at 26?
11:04 <Nikky`> Aww shucks *blush*
11:09 <Bandicoot> well usually around 14
11:11 <kokothemonkey> my nuts are the size of rasins
11:17 Quit: BlackVelvet^ ([email protected]) Quit:
11:19 <Bandicoot> but seems he will be a boy untill he is 35
11:21 <SupaNova> lols
11:22 <Mayhem> pics or GTFO koko
11:27 <Mayhem> :>
11:37 <kokothemonkey> mayhem you minx :P
11:40 <pervert> the ice might fucking
11:40 <Mayhem> o/`
11:45 <bree> does it mean you are grown-up when your nuts drop
11:49 <Mayhem> :o�
11:59 <DarkSarcasm> bree: does it mean you're a woman when you get your period?
12:00 <Bandicoot> yes bree
12:07 <Bandicoot> have you ever seen testicles?
12:08 <SupaNova> what im gaven
12:09 <DarkSarcasm> that's a yes...
12:10 <bree> thanks
12:10 <pervert> 'Cause the ice might fucking, 'cause who knows the long-term effects of ice? No-one, mate, 'cause it's only been around for fucking eight, nine years.
12:17 <DarkSarcasm> old enough to bleed, old enough to breed
12:19 <birthday_boi26> ugh
12:22 <bree> yes.
12:44 <DarkSarcasm> LOl pervert...
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12:54 <DarkSarcasm> no one lives long enough to test the long term effects
12:57 <pervert> lol
12:59 <bree> what did his nuts look like before 14?
13:03 <bree> not droped
13:11 <DarkSarcasm> bree: very close to his shaft
13:22 <DarkSarcasm> I used to play with them when he was younger
13:22 <bree> thanks
13:26 Quit: SupaNova ([email protected]) Quit:
13:26 <DarkSarcasm> that's why he doesn't like me
13:51 <Bandicoot> bree lemme explain
13:51 <DarkSarcasm> hmm..
13:57 <bree> yes please
14:05 <DarkSarcasm> please do Bandicoot
14:10 <Bandicoot> when guys grow up their nuts (testicals) are barely visible
14:12 <DarkSarcasm> this should be interesting bree
14:19 <Bandicoot> they are tucked up so to speak
14:22 <DarkSarcasm> Bandicoot: at least spell it right
14:29 <Bandicoot> when a boy goes through puberty his nuts drop down
14:33 <Bandicoot> cause they fill with semen
14:44 <bree> really
14:44 <Bandicoot> it means he is ready to fawnicate (have sex) with much older women
14:50 <DarkSarcasm> wtf
14:54 <DarkSarcasm> Bandicoot...
14:57 <DarkSarcasm> go back to sex ed
14:59 <bree> interesting
15:06 <DarkSarcasm> they might teach you how to spell
15:06 <Bandicoot> i had sex with my sex ed teacher in grade 9
15:11 <Bandicoot> spell what?
15:17 <kokothemonkey> fawnicate is when you fuck a baby deer :P
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15:26 <DarkSarcasm> fawnicate????
15:28 <Bandicoot> i have fucked many deer
15:30 <DarkSarcasm> like.. with a fawn?
15:32 <Bandicoot> fornicate
15:38 <bree> yeah. your sex ed teacher really did her job
15:48 <Bandicoot> my sex ed teacher gave me a hand jobbie
15:52 <Bandicoot> know what a hand jobbie is bree?
16:00 <DarkSarcasm> I do!!
16:06 <DarkSarcasm> it's when Bandicoot talks more shit than usual
16:06 <bree> yes. like stroke your penis with her hands
16:18 <Bandicoot> i weesent assking you doofus
16:27 <Bandicoot> yes bree
16:33 <duckster> doe a deer a female deer
16:44 <DarkSarcasm> lol
16:48 Quit: edhardy81 ([email protected]) Quit:
16:49 <DarkSarcasm> do a deer not a duck
16:50 <bree> why you had sex with deer
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17:04 <Bandicoot> cause i was camping
17:06 <Bandicoot> solo
17:13 <Bandicoot> and could smell it was on heat
17:13 <DarkSarcasm> fucked a queer, not much luck
17:15 <Nikky`> spilly spilly spilly !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
17:17 <Bandicoot> so i mounted it
17:20 <bree> did you wear condom
17:21 <Bandicoot> like the raging stag i am
17:26 <spilly> Hewwo
17:28 <Bandicoot> well
17:31 <DarkSarcasm> hey spilly
17:32 <Mayhem> ello spilly o///
17:34 <Bandicoot> I had no condoms only sausages
17:42 <Bandicoot> so I squeezed out the meat in the sausage
17:42 <spilly> Evening everyone
17:44 <DarkSarcasm> gladwrap?
17:48 <Bandicoot> and used the sausage skin to make the condom
17:54 <spilly> Eww
17:55 <Bandicoot> then i tried a knot in one end of it
17:55 <Mayhem> HOT
17:55 <bree> smart
17:56 <DarkSarcasm> I prefer snake skin
17:58 <Bandicoot> and had sex with the deer
18:04 <Bandicoot> cause im like MacGuyver
18:07 <Bandicoot> thats the macguyver condom
18:10 <bree> did the deer enjoy it?
18:13 <DarkSarcasm> Bandicoot.. if it's not on.. it's not on
18:16 <Mayhem> japan four!! !!
18:17 <Bandicoot> she didnt complain
18:25 <DarkSarcasm> that's coz it was a he
18:28 <DarkSarcasm> and men don't cry
18:31 <Bandicoot> her little white spotty tail wagged
18:51 <Bandicoot> I do not condone sex with animals
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18:54 <bree> so you had sex with her agian
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19:12 <PandasDontDrive> mmm
19:16 <Bandicoot> only in extreme conditions, where there is no other female insight and when your hands have frostbite
19:24 <kokothemonkey> i don't condone sex with animals, thats why i don't screw black people :P
19:26 <DarkSarcasm> lol
19:29 <Bandicoot> having sex with a wild animal could have severe consequences
19:32 <Mayhem> oooooo
19:33 <Von_Smallhausen> lol kokothemonkey
19:37 <DarkSarcasm> now we know why Bandicoot has his nick...
19:41 <DarkSarcasm> he fucked Bambi
19:47 <Mayhem> theyre allright koko
19:50 <Mayhem> they have big cocks
19:51 <birthday_boi26> any radiohead fans wana talk about how gr8 radiohead r msg me
19:52 <bree> sever consequences like what?
19:54 <Owen> yeah, you could end up hooking up with a melton bitch
19:58 Quit: demon` ([email protected]) Quit: Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews.
20:08 <bree> make her pregnant?
20:20 <DarkSarcasm> bree...
20:21 <Owen> You know I hate Radiohead. But I decided to buy that online album - since I thought it was an awesome idea.
20:24 <DarkSarcasm> are you bored?
20:33 <kokothemonkey> my ass was streched by a big black cock
20:42 <bree> nope. I am learning. I never had sex ed class
20:52 <DarkSarcasm> bree: how old are you?
20:56 Quit: Mr^RX8 ([email protected]) Quit:
20:59 <bree> 27
21:03 Quit: thegreatone ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
21:08 <DarkSarcasm> hmm
21:21 <birthday_boi26> haterz 2 the left
21:22 Nick: mikey is now known as cJlethal
21:23 <kokothemonkey> bree want to learn how to ride like a cowboy ?
21:24 Nick: cJlethal is now known as mikey
21:36 <Nikky`> YeeeHAAAAAAAAAAAA
21:54 <kokothemonkey> you can ride me anytime nikky :)
22:03 <Nikky`> lol, thanks
22:04 * bree throws a banana at monkey.. shut up
22:41 <kokothemonkey> what have you been using that banana for bree?
22:47 <Owen> i wonder if its worht downloading the 24bit mfsl version of albums
23:18 <bree> to make you shut up
23:30 <kokothemonkey> but before that bree?
23:30 <Bandicoot> bree u goin to church?
23:36 <Owen> Bananas are good enough for me!
24:17 <bree> Bandicoot
24:29 <bree> I am trying.. I promise I will go this sunday
24:39 <kokothemonkey> church girls give good head, but church boys do it better :)
24:44 <Nikky`> I promise I will sleep in this sunday :P
24:48 <bree> I will
24:55 <kokothemonkey> with me nikky ?
24:59 <Nikky`> No
24:59 <duckster> church girls only do if you give a good donation to collection
26:05 <Bandicoot> bree you only need to believe in me
26:15 <Bandicoot> and great things will come
26:15 Nick: SeZz is now known as S[a]hBear
26:19 * S[a]hBear is AFK, on another planet �I-n-v-i-s-i-o-n�
26:30 <kokothemonkey> church girls are demons in the sack :P
26:52 <duckster> catholic ones?
26:58 <Owen> demons are churchgirls in the sack?
27:03 <kokothemonkey> and the muslim ones :P
27:08 <bree> mmm
27:11 <Owen> i hear muslim girls are the choice
27:18 <Owen> and those turkish girls... they're freakin' hot
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27:29 Join: ANDY ([email protected]) to #melbourne
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28:31 <bree> teach me more
28:38 <Nikky`> Hey ANDY :o)
28:44 Join: _BossMan_ ([email protected]) to #melbourne
28:44 <kokothemonkey> have you tried anal bree?
28:49 <ANDY> hey nikky babe
29:08 <arlph> i've had the dragon age folder opened all day
29:13 <PandasDontDrive> nothing nicer than shaved facehead
29:14 <arlph> it's calling to me
29:32 <bree> hi arlph
29:39 <PandasDontDrive> that's odd because i have a dragon named bertha in my spare room, a.k.a. my dungeon.
29:46 <arlph> hi arlph
29:48 Part: Carts ([email protected]) from #melbourne
29:53 <Nikky`> How are you ANDY?
29:53 Join: Carts ([email protected]) to #melbourne
29:58 <PandasDontDrive> hi arlph
29:58 <ANDY> yer good
30:00 <arlph> hi arlph
30:03 <ANDY> and u nikky
30:04 <bree> are you drunk
30:08 <birthday_boi26> hi aphath
30:11 <PandasDontDrive> are you drunk
30:19 <macosx> They're either figure skaters or fucking speed skaters, mate. They either go through rubbish and pick at cracks or just wander around in a fucking daze, wondering why they went to places they're going.
30:22 <PandasDontDrive> ?
30:39 <PandasDontDrive> get your drunkbreath out of my lipface
30:40 <arlph> why do people think i'm drunk just because i pretend to talk like paul_banks?
30:44 <Nikky`> Yeah not too bad, yawning tho..so think bed time soon
30:50 <PandasDontDrive> ionno?
31:01 <ANDY> yer bed time for me to
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31:04 <PandasDontDrive> mayeb they just do'nt understand
31:05 <ANDY> early bed tonight
31:13 <Nikky`> Yeah, same
31:19 <ANDY> working at 7am
31:28 <Nikky`> watching toons at 7am :P
31:31 <ANDY> lol
31:32 <PandasDontDrive> I wish I could have appeared in an episode of black adder II
31:34 <PandasDontDrive> :(
31:47 <PandasDontDrive> i would fuck the queen and bend stephen fry over and FUK HIM TWO!
32:10 <mikey> too*
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32:51 <Nikky`> you laugh ANDY..but when I wake early I do go back to sleep watching the toons..love em haha
33:02 <PandasDontDrive> pooey!
33:15 <ANDY> well good u can go back to sleep
33:17 <ANDY> :P
33:19 <Mayhem> ohai demon`
33:20 <Mayhem> :>
33:25 * Mayhem waves
33:26 <Mayhem> o/`
33:28 <Nikky`> Yes, it is good that I can
33:28 * PandasDontDrive pashes mikey
33:30 <PandasDontDrive> WOOF!
33:35 <ANDY> lol
33:39 <PandasDontDrive> too much tequila in my tequila
33:42 <Mayhem> bbl!
33:46 <ANDY> well i get friday off for working tomorrow so it aint to bad
33:49 <Nikky`> But, I also need to be up semi earlyish to get to gym
33:53 <PandasDontDrive> off to shower! don't want to smell too nice!
34:00 <ANDY> lol
34:02 <ANDY> awww
34:07 * PandasDontDrive smells like a vagabond
34:11 <PandasDontDrive> and likes it!
36:18 <Nikky`> Sooooooooooooo
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37:26 <ANDY> http://au.news.yahoo.com/thewest/a/-/world/6708109/tv-presenter-tries-to-steal-beckhams-family-jewels/
37:38 <ANDY> lol beckham funny shit
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38:51 Mode: (by Daniel) -R
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40:13 <bree> what happened
40:24 <ANDY> armagedon has started
40:27 <You> someone farted
40:43 <bree> by you someone you meant you?
41:24 Quit: Maybe4u ([email protected]) Quit:
41:26 * You know I just pulled a bong
42:10 <You> I love the wakiest tabaccoist
42:37 <bree> what is wakiest tabaccoist
42:53 * mikey hands out peanut m&m's
43:02 <birthday_boi26> yuk
43:13 <You> if you dont know neather do i!
43:23 <Owen> mm peanut M&Ms...
43:24 * You know
43:25 <ANDY> birthday_boi26 goto a strip club for your bday n ot irc club
43:28 <birthday_boi26> neither
43:45 <kibblz> http://static-p3.fotolia.com/jpg/00/02/86/06/400_F_2860653_CPvxcuZsXpUIbFYM9Aylv5kuD0WK7m.jpg
44:07 <You> man na I got cookie chips
44:11 <birthday_boi26> id rtther go 2 irc club
44:49 <kibblz> hmm
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47:28 Nick: elite_zero is now known as netz
47:29 <You> birthday_boi26 if it IS your birthday its SAD your here
47:31 <netz> Sizzle!
47:35 <You> and kinda annoying
47:37 <netz> state your postcode!
47:39 <OktoborChc> nice one You
47:40 Nick: netz is now known as Netz
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47:49 <Netz> Where is belle
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47:59 <kibblz> paul banks
47:59 <Nikky`> Hey QuestionMark :o)
48:09 <kibblz> is just a good boy who stays home
48:13 Nick: Netz is now known as Elite_zero
48:16 <You> is EVERY aust net admin on at the monent?
48:26 <kibblz> You the animal killer
48:31 <kibblz> +b You
48:49 <bree> +b You
48:53 <QuestionMark> wtf
48:58 <QuestionMark> is up with nickop
49:02 <kibblz> +b bree
49:06 <You> must be "that" time of month
49:07 * bree sets mode +b You
49:16 * kibblz sets mode: +b You!*@*
49:22 <bree> does b mean bitch
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49:40 <kibblz> no it means bogan bitch
49:44 <picard> bree it means blojob
49:49 * You sets mode +b bree
50:02 <You> wow I can do it 2
50:06 * You are l33t
50:14 * You farts
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51:35 <bree> you cant fart in public place
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51:43 <OktoborChc> many ppl do
52:12 <You> bree see ya in the elevator
52:19 <You> snigger snigger
52:19 Mode: (by Daniel) +b *!*@180.98.28.3628
52:19 Kick: You was kicked by Daniel (Racism is not tolerated)
52:41 <kibblz> he shoulda been banned for animal cruelty but oh well
52:45 <kibblz> hes gone
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52:55 <kibblz> guess not
52:58 <You> crist on a stick
53:19 <You> no kibblz I am not banned
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53:25 <birthday_boi26> ohhh
53:44 <kibblz> yo ushould be locked up
53:49 <kibblz> for killing cats
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54:00 <You> so birthday_boi26 26, single, living at home, unemployed... What next?
54:12 <You> kibblz when did I kill a cat?
54:26 <ANDY> birthday_boi26 could go have a bat
54:34 <You> I'd hardly call screwing your mother "killing a cat"
54:35 <You> lolz
54:43 <You> ;) kibblz
54:44 Mode: (by mikey) -b *!*@180.98.28.3628
54:45 <You> your cute
55:10 <You> let me guess your "emo" too
56:04 <You> tell me kibblz are you an "emo fag"(boy) or "emo stupid fat slut"(girl)
56:40 <You> woops
56:47 <You> "wanna be slut in the girl section
57:18 <birthday_boi26> how did u know you
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57:19 <You> now back to being happy :)
57:36 <birthday_boi26> how did u know that stuf about me
57:47 <birthday_boi26> hoo toold u
57:50 <You> your on irc birthday_boi26
57:51 <birthday_boi26> hoo hoo
57:54 <You> nuff said
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57:58 <birthday_boi26> ohhh
58:32 <You> 80-90% of ppl on IRC are single, living at home, unemployed.
58:42 <OktoborChc> Your one of them
58:53 <picard> You how did you base your research?
59:08 <ANDY> unemployed kik
59:08 <You> since using irc since 1996
59:09 <ANDY> lol
59:28 <You> it becomes obvious after a while
59:28 <birthday_boi26> what does irc mean anyway
59:35 <picard> maybe u should get off your arse and get a job
59:39 <You> Im shaking my head birthday_boi26
59:45 <Pieter1> man
59:46 <Pieter1> how stupid
00:02 <Pieter1> its just like saying 80-90% of web searchers are unemployed living at home
00:04 <Pieter1> or msn users
00:06 <Pieter1> or usenet users
00:10 <Pieter1> or facebookers
00:11 <birthday_boi26> shaking and crying
00:15 <Pieter1> you're an idiot!
00:16 <Pieter1> :/
00:40 <Pieter1> considering australia only has a 5.6% unemployment rate
00:51 <Pieter1> your 80-90% is pretty much bullshit
01:19 <You> Pieter1 your right MAN I wish I was a woman so I could stay home and get preggy to random cocks and get the baby bonus gov housing single mums pention oh and a net connection for IRC
01:39 <mixy> statistically it's inprobable, but realistically, howmany of us are at least one of those things?
01:56 <You> thankyou mixy
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02:40 <picard> id say 80-90% of irc users are retards
02:44 <You> I am technically unemployed at the moment, but I dont get the dole like you bums cause I fucking work in China but I can get a job easy as shit cause Im Aussi
03:15 <bree> what do you mean you work in China?
03:23 <You> longest Ive waited is 11days for a new job
03:26 <picard> mate if i told u what i earn u would be shocked and wouldnt beleive me
03:33 <You> ironically ESL teacher
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04:10 <You> Im an ESL teacher at a school in China
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04:18 <You> www.webi.com.cn
04:21 Nick: L[A]RRYEMDUR is now known as LARRYEMDUR
04:37 <You> well it'll be my new school
04:42 <bree> Did you learn some mandarin there
04:47 <You> last one was canalix
04:51 <You> some
04:52 * Bandicoot peels a mandarin
04:54 <You> ni hao ma
05:00 <Bandicoot> bree can u teach me
05:00 <You> wo hen hao
05:05 <Bandicoot> NAO
05:07 <bree> and some swearing word?
05:08 <You> wo ai ni mama
05:14 <bree> haha
05:16 <You> ba sun
05:23 <You> 83
05:29 <bree> right.
05:33 <You> 83 is an insuilt on the net in china
05:46 <You> wo ai ni mama baizai
05:46 <bree> for what?
05:50 <Daniel> Happy Birthday pieterdb!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
05:51 <You> bitch
05:53 <Bandicoot> bree is my sensai
05:57 * Bandicoot bows
05:57 <pieterdb> its not mine, its stebie's
06:08 <bree> ohh. you are my sex ed teacher
06:10 Quit: Marco ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
06:11 <pieterdb> but ill take that happy birthday anyway :)
06:13 * bree bows back
06:21 <TheWJM> sif it's not.. you just told me it was
06:32 <pieterdb> naa, stebie's birthday
06:38 <TheWJM> bs
06:39 <bree> 83 or 38?
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06:53 <birthday_boi26> oi
06:58 <You> wo = I ai = love ni = you mama = mum baizai = bun's (tities)
07:00 <birthday_boi26> its my birthday nots stebies
07:04 <You> 83
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07:15 <LARRYEMDUR> Bandicoot elsk molest kattunger
07:21 <You> 38 38\
07:23 <You> My bad
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07:27 <You> 3 8
07:29 <You> sun ba
07:35 <bree> hmm
07:36 <You> hang on I cant remember
07:36 <birthday_boi26> good hes gone
07:42 <You> 38 or 83
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07:47 <You> AGH!
07:50 <You> I HATE YOU
07:51 <bree> aha
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08:05 <You> Im wrecked :(
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08:33 <bree> where in china?
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08:52 <WebbY> i would just like to announce to the channel that Sydney is better, k thanks
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09:49 <clusiana> ok who killed nickop
09:49 <You> nanjing near shanghi
09:51 <clusiana> ?
09:54 <You> bout 3 hours
09:57 <You> by train
10:02 <QuestionMark> bring nickop back
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10:04 <QuestionMark> whats with irc
10:11 <amsy> rez hd!!!!
10:12 Quit: incongruence ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
10:14 <QuestionMark> we got boat people fucking with irc
10:16 <bree> right
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10:37 <bree> met anyone special there?
10:46 <QuestionMark> if nickop is dead bring in LIL NickOp
10:48 <Mayhem> LOL
10:57 <clusiana> :/
11:04 <clusiana> i think i need more painkillers
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11:52 * QuestionMark if u trying to PM me i cant answer back if u in +R
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12:12 <clusiana> here's trouble
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12:23 <ITaL^GuY> hahhahaah
12:27 <ITaL^GuY> where?
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12:40 <clusiana> go look in the mirror :P
12:56 <pieterdb> you got no clusiana!
13:00 <ITaL^GuY> u want a piece of me fucker
13:12 <clusiana> no
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13:15 <pieterdb> a piece? i want the whole lot!
13:15 <clusiana> all of you
13:18 <TheWJM> not 'that' piece, it's too small
13:19 <clusiana> its all or nothing
13:25 <You> ITaL^GuY I didnt know you were ALSO into women?!?!!? thats the last time I see you IRL
13:28 * WebbY waves to TheWJM
13:36 * TheWJM waves to WebbY
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13:40 <ITaL^GuY> wow You ur funny
13:47 <TheWJM> you are right tho WebbY, Sydney rocks
13:56 <WebbY> absolutely!
13:57 <WebbY> glad u agree :D
14:00 <WebbY> when u moving here?
14:17 <TheWJM> next thursday
14:27 <WebbY> srsly?
14:30 <TheWJM> no
14:33 <WebbY> damn
14:35 <TheWJM> but I would if I could
14:38 <WebbY> i know
14:41 <WebbY> any more chat with ur boss?
14:49 <TheWJM> I will on wednesday
14:56 <LARRYEMDUR> ok
15:03 <TheWJM> I am on annual leave, last thing I want is to discuss work with him
15:08 <WebbY> ahh yeah thats true
15:28 <TheWJM> who the fuck made it so damn humid?
15:29 <LARRYEMDUR> chat with boss on wednesday ... move to sydney thursday ... ok what's the plan ? lol
15:33 <WebbY> haha
15:48 <WebbY> it was 47.5 degrees on the temp thing in my car today!
15:57 Mode: (by TheWJM) +o WebbY
16:02 <TheWJM> only 47.5 ?
16:04 <TheWJM> fuckkkkkkkkkk
16:07 <mikey> its broken.
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16:14 <TheWJM> it's not been hot here, just humid!
16:15 <LARRYEMDUR> TheWJM - humid ? i'm glad u agree, pieterdb said its only humid when its a high figure and since its low humidity it cant be muggy/humid
16:24 <pieterdb> it was 230 in my oven today :/
16:25 <pieterdb> i burnt my hand :(
16:32 <pieterdb> damn heat blast
16:34 <TheWJM> you f00l
16:36 Nick: pieterdb is now known as Pieter1
16:45 <Pieter1> last time i heat up chips i tell ya
16:45 <WebbY> ty for the op :)
16:52 Mode: (by TheWJM) -b *!*@202.124.21248F.CB8A87
16:59 <mikey> WebbY :D
17:05 <WebbY> ltns mikey :P
17:09 <mikey> indeed :)
17:17 <WebbY> i know my car temp thing is prob a bit higher then what it is.. but still must of been like 42+
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17:30 <TheWJM> wasn't that hot here tho..today
17:43 <LARRYEMDUR> WebbY - generally its alot hotter in cars, thus the reason why ya never leave animals nor children in the car alone !
17:45 <mikey> maybe it was just so hot because you were in the care WebbY
17:46 <mikey> :P
17:54 <mikey> car*
18:05 <WebbY> haha
18:11 <WebbY> might be mikey :P
18:26 <WebbY> this was driving between places.. with the aircon on full blast and it was cool in the car
18:28 <LARRYEMDUR> WebbY - next time, put down ur windows and use are con
18:28 <TheWJM> ok air-con is back on
18:31 <WebbY> and the car temp said it was 47.5 outside
18:44 <TheWJM> wish I was at your house WebbY, love ya air-con!!
18:46 <WebbY> so ur theory doesnt apply in my case LARRYEMDUR
18:56 <WebbY> haha yeah its nice and cool here atm :P
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19:07 <LARRYEMDUR> u have a temp gage outide ur car and u can see it when driving ? lol
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19:17 <LARRYEMDUR> WebbY is just in his y fonts
19:19 <WebbY> its electronic
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19:33 <You> car + grandma + pokies + hotday + bogan = casino profits big!
19:33 <TheWJM> <LARRYEMDUR> WebbY - next time, put down ur windows and use are con << tell longie that, I do that and he thinks I am wierd
19:44 <WebbY> so the reader is outside, electronic reading from the inside of the car
19:44 <You> car + grandma + pokies + hotday + car + bogan = casino profits big!
19:46 <You> ffs
20:08 <LARRYEMDUR> Longie - put down your windows and put ur aircon on kthnxbai
20:22 Nick: pieterdb is now known as Pieter1
20:24 <TheWJM> he's too cheap to run the air-con in his car :P
20:28 <Matthew> look at this, this is what I have to monitor at work.. http://www.cfa.vic.gov.au/incidents/incident_summary.htm
20:28 <LARRYEMDUR> You - you drive 2 cars to the pokies ? walking home to get teh 2nd car eh ?
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21:17 Mode: (by TheWJM) +o stebie
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22:01 <WebbY> lol
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22:11 * TheWJM pretends to smack ya in the head
22:24 <WebbY> i lol'd when i heard that
22:25 <LARRYEMDUR> wrong head dude and ya lips and ya hand !
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23:35 <LARRYEMDUR> i might ring up foxtel and get it back on since i have a job now lol
23:35 <Nikky`> Hey Just_Me :o)
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23:51 <Just_Me> heya
23:58 <You> hi Just_Me
24:03 <Just_Me> how's ur new car?
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24:20 <You> Szabo are you black?
24:41 <Just_Me> brb
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25:02 <You> not that theres anything wrong with that...
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25:44 <WebbY> iam out for the nite all, good nite :)
25:53 * WebbY hugs TheWJM
25:55 <TheWJM> night WebbY :)
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25:59 <TheWJM> *hugs*
26:02 <WebbY> nite mate :)
26:11 <You> night dont dream of harry potter
26:13 <TheWJM> night Cooper n Lucy!
26:25 <hash> **lol**
26:31 <TheWJM> **^_^**
26:32 * mikey is away (b00p)
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27:06 Mode: (by donut.wa.us.austnet.org) +o ChanOP
27:06 Mode: (by ChanOP) -o Jeffy
27:06 Mode: (by ChanOP) -o WebbY
27:06 Mode: (by ChanOP) -o TheWJM
27:06 Mode: (by ChanOP) -o Longie
27:06 Mode: (by ChanOP) -o mikey
27:06 Mode: (by ChanOP) -o Daniel
27:06 Mode: (by ChanOP) -o stebie
27:06 Mode: (by ChanOP) -o Krystal
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27:28 <hash> pow
27:36 Part: DuLcE`ObSeS|oN ([email protected]) from #melbourne
27:36 <Matthew> fail.
27:37 <You> ok who farted?
27:38 <Matthew> lol
27:50 Mode: (by donut.wa.us.austnet.org) +o TheWJM
27:56 Mode: (by TheWJM) +o Jeffy
28:01 Mode: (by TheWJM) +o Longie
28:06 Mode: (by TheWJM) +o Daniel
28:12 Mode: (by TheWJM) +o mikey
28:17 Mode: (by TheWJM) +o stebie
28:22 Mode: (by TheWJM) +o Krystal
28:23 <You> `op
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28:25 <hash> +ho stebie
29:03 <LARRYEMDUR> wheres mine ?
29:05 <LARRYEMDUR> lol
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29:26 <hash> you have them
29:53 <ITaL^GuY> why the fuck cant u identify
29:55 * SuREn farts on TheWJM
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29:56 <SuREn> sif
30:01 * SuREn wipes away a tear
30:12 <You> yer its kinda anooying :/
30:21 Quit: ANDY ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
30:32 <hash> have a break
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30:35 Mode: (by donut.wa.us.austnet.org) +o ChanOP
30:36 Mode: (by ChanOP) -o Jeffy
30:36 Mode: (by ChanOP) -o Longie
30:36 Mode: (by ChanOP) -o stebie
30:36 Mode: (by ChanOP) -o Krystal
30:36 Mode: (by ChanOP) -o Daniel
30:36 Mode: (by ChanOP) -o mikey
30:36 Mode: (by ChanOP) -o TheWJM
30:36 <hash> have a kit-kat
30:39 <tetrasalicylide> Egh, krep.
30:47 <LARRYEMDUR> lol
30:48 <hash> well theres ur problem
30:51 Quit: SuREn ([email protected]) Quit: Do you do dowgy?
30:53 <You> http://www.cfa.vic.gov.au/incidents/incident_summary.htm HAHAHA
31:05 <Matthew> and why is that funny ?
31:17 Quit: ChanOP ([email protected]) *.net *.split
31:25 Mode: (by donut.wa.us.austnet.org) +o TheWJM
31:27 <You> so many fires
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31:34 Mode: (by donut.wa.us.austnet.org) +o TheWJM
31:36 <Matthew> and that is funny ??
31:38 <Owen> so little death :(
31:38 <You> australia is full of fire bugs
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31:47 Mode: (by donut.wa.us.austnet.org) +o ChanOP
31:47 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o Krystal
31:48 Part: Daniel ([email protected]) from #melbourne (Synchronising)
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31:48 <OktoborChc> and drunken arseholes
31:49 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o Daniel
31:58 Join: ANDY ([email protected]) to #melbourne
32:00 <Owen> c'mond dance likea retard. life's a endless party not a punchcard *bops*
32:12 <Nikky`> wb ANDY
32:17 <Nikky`> See you're still up like I
32:18 <ANDY> thanks hun
32:22 <ANDY> woo im going oujt soon
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32:38 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o stebie
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33:07 <PandasDontDrive> macbeth sucks
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33:35 <Nikky`> Then that explains why you're up then ANDY :P
33:42 <ANDY> lol yep
33:58 <Owen> Shall I name my puppy Angus?
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34:21 Quit: EvilCereaL ([email protected]) Operation timed out
34:37 <Matthew> name the puppy 23 with sweet and sour sauce
34:45 <Matthew> mmm puppys *droolz*
34:55 <OktoborChc> cool name
35:19 <OktoborChc> make sure u don't have any kids by that name or it will get confused
35:21 <LARRYEMDUR> lol
35:31 <Owen> I'd never name my kid Angus ;)
35:34 <LARRYEMDUR> agnus
35:40 <Owen> But I think Angus is a good name. Slightly faggoty.
35:43 <LARRYEMDUR> keating
35:46 <Matthew> yea.. isnt an angus a burger from hungry jacks ?>
35:48 <LARRYEMDUR> kennett
35:49 <You> anal angus
35:55 <mixy> angus is an angry name
35:57 * mixy nods
36:10 <You> angus's anal aches
36:15 * LARRYEMDUR mixes mixy
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36:23 <You> man your kid would be massicared
36:29 Quit: ^matty^ ([email protected]) Nickname collision
36:29 Nick: gs69azza is now known as gs69azza1
36:29 Nick: Zante is now known as Zante1
36:30 <bree> there is a picture at www.webi.comcn
36:44 <mixy> massicared? heh
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36:47 <mixy> that's creative
36:50 <You> thats the shanghi office
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37:05 <bree> ok. i thought you were there in the picture
37:12 <You> na
37:33 <You> I think only one of the three main "show ponys" works with us now
37:41 <You> We also have pedifiles
37:43 <You> :)
38:35 Join: BoReD_MaLe ([email protected]) to #melbourne
39:38 <Just_Me> back :)
39:48 <Nikky`> wb
39:48 <Daniel> Don't forget to read the rules: http://www.melbournechat.com.au/ - Read and follow or be banned
40:10 <Just_Me> how is ur new car nikky?
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40:22 <ANDY> does it pull good burnouts nikky
40:25 <ANDY> hey dudley
40:26 <bree> what is pedifile
40:32 <Nikky`> It is awesome
40:36 <ANDY> bree they like to touch kids
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40:42 <ANDY> nikky what is it
40:42 <Nikky`> And no ANDY, i'm sure it won't :P
40:43 Nick: purrrrfect is now known as AnNi
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40:51 <Nikky`> Holden Barina
40:55 <bree> thanks
41:02 <spilly> Beep Beep Barina
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41:04 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o Netz
41:05 <ANDY> barina a korean piedce of shit
41:08 <ANDY> i would destroy it
41:10 <Longie> hm
41:10 <Just_Me> Nikky, they do good burnouts
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41:21 <ANDY> nikky i rekon i could drift it could
41:23 <ANDY> good
41:23 <Just_Me> just pull on the handbreak and give it stick
41:28 <Nikky`> They do? that's good but I won't be testing that
41:33 <Just_Me> handbrake*
41:34 <Nikky`> haha NO
41:51 <Netz> Does anyone have those "high maintanence" MSN contacts who insist u devote 100% of your time to chatting to them everytime u log into MSN?
41:53 <Just_Me> man, my spelling is getting so bad by being in here
41:56 <neil> drifting cars hey
42:05 <neil> drifting cars is for homosexuals
42:12 <neil> do it on a bike :)
42:19 <Just_Me> Netz, u r the fool for adding such a person
42:27 <Netz> Just_Me: i didnt know they were gonna be like that!
42:32 <Bandicoot> Netz yes
42:34 <Netz> Just_Me: i wish they'd find more friends
42:37 <spilly> Netz: add me. I will be your 100%er
42:41 <Frankie> its not msn its windows live messenger ffs
42:44 <Netz> spilly: only if you're hot!
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42:53 <Nikky`> No No..I want to be the 100%
42:58 <Netz> Frankie: I dont use Windows, so how can it be that!
43:03 <Netz> Frankie: i use aMSN
43:04 <Frankie> oh god
43:05 <You> http://www.mrtao.com/malamiko.htm check this about a web worker I work with
43:06 <Just_Me> Netz.. what is YOUR definition of hot?
43:07 <spilly> So, um, Nikky` when are we going driving to the winery.
43:08 <Frankie> there is no msn
43:11 <Netz> Just_Me: you!
43:14 <Frankie> jesus
43:19 <mixy> you can still get the old msn's
43:27 <Frankie> no
43:29 <Netz> aMSN is "A MSN Messenger clone for Linux"
43:31 <Nikky`> whenever you're ready spilly ;o)
43:32 <Netz> and that's wot i use
43:32 <mixy> just wlm is the new shit
43:37 <Just_Me> u have pretty low standards.. u think belle is hot hahaha
43:40 <OktoborChc> Change has arrived
43:43 <Pieter1> amsn is too slow :(
43:45 <Frankie> windows live messenger, u cant get msn nemore
43:51 <Netz> Just_Me: everyone i show her topless pix to says her tits are smokin hot
44:03 <Pieter1> gah, was thinkin of the mac
44:06 <bree> jesus
44:07 <Just_Me> they make me puke
44:08 <Pieter1> they had msn messenger also
44:11 <mixy> i'm sure people still have install files for msn, meaning that you can get it through p2p
44:20 <Frankie> keep living in the past
44:21 <spilly> Kewl
44:22 <Nikky`> Not what you told me Just_Me haha
44:23 <Netz> Frankie: i use aMSN, the latest version, 0.98.1
44:35 <Frankie> ur living in dreamland
44:41 <Just_Me> mixy, most of the old msn applications won't sign in
44:44 <Frankie> doesnt say msn anywhere
44:52 <Frankie> its just stuck in ur brain
44:58 <Frankie> it only says windows live messenger
45:00 Quit: ITaL^GuY ([email protected]) Quit:
45:05 <ANDY> its windows live messenger
45:05 <Frankie> msn was deleted years ago
45:07 <ANDY> peoples
45:08 <mixy> heh, that's pretty tricky
45:12 <Frankie> yep thanks andy
45:15 <Frankie> try tell these ppl
45:23 * Nikky` kicks ANDY.. sssh
45:25 <mixy> andy, the new shit is wlm, yes
45:26 <Frankie> they think cos its a chat program, thats its msn
45:29 <ANDY> lol
45:30 <Frankie> how annoying
45:32 <bree> 280lbs
45:32 <Frankie> u cant get msn
45:35 <Frankie> and thats it
45:37 <mixy> msn still exists though
45:39 <ANDY> live messenger is not inbuilt into the os
45:41 <Frankie> wrong
45:41 <ANDY> where msn wasnt
45:48 <Frankie> let her live in the past
45:52 <ANDY> now in built i mean
45:54 <Frankie> let her think that dw
46:05 <Frankie> doesnt say msn anywhere
46:08 <Just_Me> the OLD windows messenger will sign into msn
46:09 <Frankie> its been deleted
46:11 <Netz> if MSN doesn't exist, how come i'm using a close to chat to everyone on it?
46:15 <Frankie> wrong again
46:20 <Frankie> cos its not msn
46:24 <Netz> Frankie: state ur MSN address and i'll add u
46:26 <Frankie> u just think it is
46:28 <ANDY> its wondows live messenger
46:35 <Netz> Frankie: state it
46:35 <Nikky`> WHO CARES!!
46:37 <Just_Me> MSN is the same as IRC
46:38 <mixy> wondows!
46:39 <Frankie> yeh u add me on wlm
46:40 <ANDY> nikky i do
46:44 <Frankie> theres no msn
46:49 <Netz> Just_Me: it is not
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46:52 <Just_Me> there are different apps to access it
46:54 <Frankie> its windows live messenger
47:00 <Netz> Frankie: state ur address so i can add u
47:01 <Frankie> and if u think otherwise, die
47:02 * Nikky` smacks that caring out of ANDY
47:03 <Frankie> simple
47:07 <spilly> Just_Me: bullshit. there is a MSN server
47:07 <ANDY> :D
47:09 <Frankie> yeh if u add me its cos its wlm
47:15 <Netz> Frankie: state ur address so i can add u
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47:17 <ANDY> i got a big smile on my face nikky likie it rough
47:20 <Frankie> theres no msn application program
47:22 <mixy> lol, they can't delete a program off every single computer, msn still exists, however wlm has replaced it as an upgrade
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47:26 * Nikky` takes the smack back
47:32 <ANDY> :P
47:36 <Frankie> yeh good one mixy
47:36 <Just_Me> there IS an msn application
47:41 <Frankie> if it helps u sleep
47:46 <Frankie> there is none
47:53 Quit: Mz-Ital ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
47:53 <mixy> whatever chris
47:56 <Frankie> unless u go back in time
47:56 <Netz> Frankie: add me then
48:04 <Frankie> do about 2006 ish
48:07 <Frankie> to*
48:13 <Netz> Frankie: wot u waiting for?
48:15 <Frankie> when msn was last available
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48:28 <Frankie> do u have a time machine?
48:35 <Nikky`> I do
48:36 <Netz> Frankie: add me
48:36 <mixy> just because it may not be available anymore doesn't mean it doesn't exist now
48:49 <Frankie> msn unavailable, doesnt exist
48:56 <Frankie> we r done here.
49:00 <Netz> "aMSN[1] is a free Windows Live Messenger clone. aMSN attempts to emulate the look and feel of Windows Live Messenger, and supports many of its features"
49:02 <Netz> from Wikipedia
49:05 <Netz> and that's what i use
49:09 Quit: You ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
49:15 <Frankie> u do that
49:15 <mixy> frankie's brain doesn't exist
49:17 <mixy> poohead.
49:19 <spilly> I user CenterICQ
49:19 <Frankie> wlm is its name
49:22 <spilly> *use
49:26 <Frankie> its not called msn
49:30 <Frankie> doesnt say msn anywhere
49:31 <Just_Me> if u go to a site for OLD APPS, you CAN download the old msn messenger
49:37 <Netz> Frankie: will i go to jail if i say MSN?
49:42 <Frankie> u ppl r just light yrs behind, like australia
49:45 <Frankie> neways ignored.
49:49 <mixy> LOL
49:52 <Netz> Frankie: are u in New Zealand?
49:58 <mixy> no, he's in australia
49:59 Part: Bohica ([email protected]) from #melbourne
50:02 <Nikky`> Whoever started this damn convo needs a smack upside the head haha
50:07 <ANDY> lol
50:07 <Netz> Frankie: state your postcode
50:07 <mixy> and was born in australia, but he's pure wog
50:10 <ANDY> smack me nikky
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50:44 <arlph> msn
50:46 <Nikky`> haha noooooooooooo ANDY
50:48 <arlph> msn msn msn msn msn msn msn msn msn msn msn
50:54 Nick: spilly is now known as Myki_Mate
50:56 <Netz> well, that was a lovely, lively discussion
51:00 <arlph> hey i'm on msn
51:02 <arlph> msn is good
51:03 <ANDY> u know u love it nikky
51:06 <Netz> arlph: go to jail
51:13 <Nikky`> I love nothing
51:14 Nick: LARRYEMDUR is now known as L[A]RRYEMDUR
51:27 <Myki_Mate> Please console me with your Myki ticketing system woes
51:39 <Netz> Myki_Mate: i follow u on twitter
51:44 <Myki_Mate> Fuck
51:51 <Myki_Mate> Their twitter feed is pathetic
52:00 <Just_Me> hahaha myki is dead b4 it even starts
52:11 Part: mikey ([email protected]) from #melbourne
52:14 <Myki_Mate> Its started already
52:21 Join: mikey ([email protected]) to #melbourne
52:28 <Netz> and you'll all vote for John Brumby to reward him for the debarcle in November
52:29 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o mikey
52:35 <Netz> mikey: sizzle
52:36 <Just_Me> yeah, but last i heard it only worked on the train
52:36 <Myki_Mate> +1 Bumby
52:43 <Myki_Mate> Just_Me: lies!
52:56 <Myki_Mate> Just_Me: it will work on all modes of transportation. We just havent enabled it yet.
53:03 <mikey> Netz: sizzle!
53:06 <Myki_Mate> See
53:07 Quit: clusiana ([email protected]) Quit:
53:07 <Netz> Myki_Mate: will it work on taxis?
53:13 <Netz> mikey: so were those pix hot or wot?
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53:14 <Myki_Mate> I can put positive spin on anything :D
53:22 <Myki_Mate> Netz: that's coming in Myki 3.0
53:24 <Netz> Myki_Mate: is that u, Lynne Kosky?
53:33 <Netz> or now Martin Paluka
53:34 <Netz> or Pakula
53:38 <arlph> i have a myki in my pants
53:42 <Myki_Mate> The taxi option is an extra $300 million
54:27 <Myki_Mate> But if you dont pay us the 300 million, we will sue the government and make you look more imcompentent. So pay up, fuckers.
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54:56 <Nikky`> OMG.. spilly swore
55:02 Nick: Myki_Mate is now known as spilly
55:06 <spilly> OMG
55:08 <arlph> welcome to the HEV mark 4 protective myki system
55:23 <spilly> You're going to have to punish me Netz
55:26 <arlph> for use in hazardous environment train conditions
55:28 <spilly> urhg.. Nikky`
55:40 * Nikky` takes spilly to her room for some punishment
55:58 <Netz> spilly: strip and be spanked
56:09 <spilly> Its too hot!
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57:54 <Nikky`> Hmm
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59:20 <neil> is it hot in Melbourne?
59:23 <Netz> spilly: have a baby by me
59:26 <OktoborChc> Yea
59:26 <Netz> neil: sizzling
59:29 <Netz> neil: where u from?
59:32 <OktoborChc> Change has just come thru
00:00 <neil> Sydney
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00:04 <Netz> neil: that's hot
00:07 <QuestionMark> melb is good weather
00:12 <QuestionMark> never to hot nor cold
00:13 <Pieter1> I am change!
00:18 <ghetto> hello
00:18 <Netz> Pieter1: u topless?
00:20 <QuestionMark> the weather is nice
00:22 <Pieter1> actually
00:24 <Pieter1> I fear change:(
00:25 <neil> I'm in my cousin's house - his dad has hacked away at the earth and created a cave
00:28 <Netz> ghetto: welcome
00:31 <Pieter1> Netz: fully!
00:35 <ghetto> so
00:35 <Netz> neil: are u in Lane Cove?
00:37 <Pieter1> just in shorts:)
00:41 <Netz> ghetto: state your postcode
00:43 <neil> nope, but I used to work there
00:46 <Netz> Pieter1: is your hard-on showing thru?
00:48 <neil> I'm 2200 normally
00:50 <ghetto> im a WA boy!
00:53 <spilly> Nah
00:55 <Netz> Bankstown
01:05 <ghetto> Tuart Hill ~
01:09 <Netz> ghetto: omg, give my regards to Colin Barnett!
01:15 <ghetto> lol
01:15 <Netz> 6060 Tuart Hill (Wa)
01:20 <OktoborChc> Did Australia loose the one dayer
01:21 <ghetto> yes thats it
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01:29 <Netz> i love Tuart Hill
01:31 Quit: spilly ([email protected]) Quit: <NO CARRIER> Back wednesday
01:31 <Netz> I love the shops
01:35 <Netz> love the Tuart Hill sluts
01:36 <Netz> love it all
01:52 <ghetto> umm nothing great about tuart hill
01:57 <ghetto> what shops?
02:07 <Pieter1> how come im still hot :(
02:27 <Netz> ghetto: on Cape ST
02:30 Nick: Pieter1 is now known as Pieter
02:36 <Pieter> finally
02:37 <ghetto> lol
02:38 <Pieter> I got my damn nick back
02:42 <Pieter> damn other bnc stealing it
02:43 <Pieter> :(
02:49 <Nikky`> No OktoborChc, they won
02:55 <mikey> Pieter
02:58 <Netz> ghetto: i bet u cruise Wanneroo Rd every nite
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03:01 <mikey> where is your brother
03:02 <mikey> :(
03:10 Part: hash ([email protected]) from #melbourne
03:11 <Pieter> probably out n about with his friends
03:13 <ghetto> Netz lol
03:16 <Pieter> its his birthday today
03:31 <ghetto> so what do people do on fri/sat nights if they chose not to drink anymore
03:35 <Netz> ghetto: and then grab the Mitchell Freeway at the Hutton Street interchange
03:41 <ghetto> Netz Yes sir!
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03:55 <Netz> ghetto: and cruise along the new freeway to Mandurah
03:58 <ANDY> ghetto we touch our selves to porn
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04:05 <Karot> hello
04:09 <ghetto> ANDY we do that weeknights
04:11 <Netz> ANDY: when i think about u, i touch myself
04:12 <ghetto> wot about weekends
04:14 <Netz> Karot: sizzle
04:24 <Netz> ghetto: so it's 8pm there?
04:25 <ANDY> woo sexy netz
04:32 <ghetto> yes 8pm...
04:34 <ANDY> all we need is nikky to get roiugh again
04:34 <ghetto> bored..
04:35 <Netz> that's hot
04:36 <macosx> PEACE . WILL . COME . TO . ME
04:36 <Netz> 11 here
04:37 <macosx> PEACE . WILL . COME . TO . ME
04:38 <Netz> and rising
04:41 <macosx> PEACE . WILL . COME . TO . ME....
04:41 <ghetto> mates are out drinking, i cant drink anymore
04:43 Kick: macosx was kicked by Netz (repeating)
04:46 Join: macosx ([email protected]) to #melbourne
04:52 <Netz> macosx: dont ever do that again
05:02 <macosx> a fuckin daze
05:03 * Nikky` beats ANDY
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05:39 <macosx> They're either figure skaters or fucking speed skaters, mate. They either go through rubbish and pick at cracks or just wander around in a fucking daze, wondering why they went to places they're going.
05:50 * mpfplush plays dimmu borgir - cataclysm children.mp3
05:55 <macosx> winter
06:10 <ANDY> woo nikky harder
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07:49 <Nikky`> haha *harder*
08:06 <ANDY> lol nikky u really love it
08:28 <Nikky`> Of course
08:31 <ANDY> im coming down to delehay nikky wanna meet
08:33 <macosx> Welcome to the morning news. In its long and deadly war with Iraq, Iran has repeatedly sought international condemnation of Baghdad's alledged use of chemical weapons.
08:41 <Nikky`> Sure, wherever that is
08:45 <ANDY> lol
08:49 <ANDY> next to deer park
09:01 <ANDY> meet at maccas
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09:31 Quit: gs69azza1 ([email protected]) EOF from client
09:34 <Nikky`> Umm, that will take me hrs..so umm NO
09:37 <Frankie> cairnlea
09:50 <ANDY> lol
09:57 <ANDY> yer cainrlea
10:07 <ANDY> go the s bends
10:24 <Frankie> meet at the ladies gym at cairnlea town centre
10:31 <Sgt-Splode> "Andy Dufresne crawled through 500 yards of shit-smelling foulness I can't begin to imagine ... or maybe I just don't want to."
10:32 <ANDY> no idea where that is
10:43 <Frankie> fucken the shops
10:46 Quit: cessil ([email protected]) Quit: squares come in all shapes and sizes
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12:02 <mpfplush> but he got free, right?
12:13 <Sgt-Splode> 'Cause I'm free! Free-ballin'!
12:32 <mpfplush> with the papers. :P
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13:36 <mpfplush> And don't sing that song, cause it's not cool.
13:41 Quit: Rough ([email protected]) Quit:
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13:57 <Sgt-Splode> I'm freeeeeeeeeeeeeee! Freeeeeballin'!
14:08 <mpfplush> okay, so you suck.
14:28 <Sgt-Splode> It's funny because it's true!
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14:53 <mpfplush> so what? I'm free, too.
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15:04 <Django> g'day Sgt-Splode
15:10 <Nikky`> Hey Splode
15:12 <Sgt-Splode> http://img.ircimages.com/ircimages/7/6/766d503d2dabd60655ba9d84d844afc8.jpg <--- I lol'd
15:17 <Sgt-Splode> Oh harro thar Django and Nikky`
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15:37 <Sgt-Splode> Come to think of it, Nikky` ... don't look at that picture
15:46 <mpfplush> This is where the turds of melbourne gather, eh?
15:49 <Django> lol
15:53 <Django> its too soooooooooooooooooon
15:54 <Sgt-Splode> Not just Melbourne ... everywhere, my good man!
15:59 <Nikky`> Ok, I won't look
16:14 <mpfplush> everywhere? I'm not surprised.
16:19 <Django> splode you see this one http://www.e-imagesite.com/Files2/grouch_12b3324508.jpg
16:24 <Sgt-Splode> I like ye, Nikky`, and I know you ... well, you probably tolerate me, so don't look at that picture and our reputation will be secure. haha
16:33 <You> mpfplush Im an asshole in china
16:38 <Sgt-Splode> HAHAHAHA Django, I'VE SEEN THAT BEFORE BUT IT'S LOLWORTHY
16:50 <mpfplush> good for you.
16:52 <neil> AnNi you're causing all sorts of problems
17:04 <Nikky`> ummm ok, I shall contain from looking :P
17:09 <arlph> so have i
17:10 <mpfplush> fuck off back to your own chatrooms, where you belong.
17:11 <Django> it gave me a good chuckle
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17:28 <edc767f7> hey austnet Nikky`
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18:24 <Sgt-Splode> mpfplush, #Brisbane does tend to get quiet every now and then ... so I multitask in this room. You people rock
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19:10 <mpfplush> fuck off back to brisbane.
19:18 <Sgt-Splode> Can't. I'm already here
19:20 * Sgt-Splode laughs
19:21 <Pieter> fucking finally
19:21 <Sgt-Splode> :oD
19:26 <Pieter> i found the mute button on my remote!
19:30 <mpfplush> course you can. quit, and join brisbane.
19:45 <You> mpfplush go back to your mothers puss
19:47 <Sgt-Splode> Or ... you could join #Brisbane and look for one of four people chatting.
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20:01 <You> social turd wipe
20:03 Join: Simone ([email protected]) to #melbourne
20:07 <mpfplush> go back to your dogs asshole, you.
20:26 <mpfplush> which your dad fucked, and from which you dropped.
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20:45 <You> mpfplush <--- dellort
20:45 <Sgt-Splode> That's rather awesome. I mean, being born from a dog
20:50 <Django> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rdl2XEsBQYY
20:52 <midori> "
20:59 <macosx> After the defeat the Iranians said the attack killed more than four thousand civilians. Welcome to the VX Gas Attack.
21:05 <mpfplush> being a dog turd is awesome, you reckon?
21:16 <mpfplush> cocksucker.
21:33 <You> mpfplush whats wrong with sucking cocks?
21:39 <mpfplush> plenty.
21:49 <mpfplush> gay boys like yourself do it.
22:07 <You> mpfplush sucking cock is good
22:11 <Sgt-Splode> Django, that's a rockin' song
22:17 <mpfplush> keep going, then...
22:22 <Pieter> no wonder i couldnt feel the change
22:24 <Django> it is indeed
22:26 <Pieter> most my windows were still closed :/
22:31 Quit: duckster ([email protected]) Quit:
22:33 * You sings "I sucked a lot of cock to get where I am"
22:50 Quit: thegreatone ([email protected]) Connection reset by peer
22:51 <Pieter> gah
22:52 <Sgt-Splode> lol how on Earth did I end up seeing You's text again? Oh. My /ignore list is empty.
22:53 <Pieter> blade trinity was on
22:55 <mpfplush> That song was made in jest, fuckhead.
23:01 <Django> i hate when that happens
23:05 <mpfplush> to take the piss out of dickheads like you.
23:08 <You> Sgt-Splode u really love me
23:08 <Pieter> Sgt-Splode: that happened earlier with bandicoot :/
23:12 <Sgt-Splode> lol
23:25 <Pieter> i ignored him last night, this evening i could see him :/
23:29 <Pieter> i hate it when people change hosts
23:36 <Sgt-Splode> I love everybody. Hell, I'm even willing to give You another chance. Thankfully his URL of the cat-torture is but a long-faded memory
23:41 <You> I told you I change all the time
23:51 <PanfriedSeaScallops> hrm should i have a beer tonight
23:57 <PanfriedSeaScallops> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=olN7zyPXIt8
23:59 <midori> "
24:05 <Pieter> I need to find a cheap kvm with remote :/
24:07 <Sgt-Splode> Or should a beer ...
24:08 * Sgt-Splode puts on his sunglasses
24:08 <Sgt-Splode> ... have you?
24:20 <Django> i have coopers :(
24:25 Join: turbo ([email protected]) to #melbourne
24:26 * You all know Im muiltiscitzophrantic
24:27 <Django> i hate late night change of hearts
24:32 <Pieter> i only realised that vga to component cant do any higher than 60hz
24:43 <Pieter> i wonder what the max of hdmi is
24:55 * Django is all like nah im not gonna drink tonigh, oh shi- it's 10pm i want a beer afterall
25:07 <mpfplush> we all know you're a faggot, now.
25:14 <mpfplush> dicksucker.
25:21 <Sgt-Splode> mpfplush, I've had homosexual fantasies before.
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25:26 Mode: (by TheWJM) +b *!*nkey_Rock@*.dyn.iinet.net.au
25:40 <Sgt-Splode> I've never partaken in a homosexual act, however ... but let's face it, your bigotry is unequalled in its sheer stupidity
25:51 <You> mpfplush me and Sgt-Splode are fuck buddies
26:02 <Sgt-Splode> lol
26:14 Kick: mpfplush was kicked by TheWJM (abusive)
26:16 <You> we dont care if you call us faggots :) aint that right Sgt-Splode?
26:20 Join: A-GirL ([email protected]) to #melbourne
26:22 <You> thankyou
26:38 <Sgt-Splode> lol
26:44 Quit: Mr_SeXy_TaTs ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
26:51 <You> sorry Sgt-Splode I couldent help myself
27:02 <Sgt-Splode> ... or could you?
27:28 <You> lolz he's in private now
27:31 <You> what a tool
28:03 <PanfriedSeaScallops> http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a270/shadow1961/next%20album/New-Glarus-unplugged-Berlin.jpg
28:18 <Django> you dont have that
28:25 <Pieter> god da,m
28:29 <Pieter> i wish my amp had knobs
28:35 <Pieter> so many buttons:(
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29:00 <Pieter> ooo i can smell the beach
29:10 <Pieter> and im quite a few km from it
29:14 <PanfriedSeaScallops> http://beeradvocate.com/beer/profile/590/20014
29:15 <You> I'll give you some dilldos for you so your amp can have nobs
29:17 <PanfriedSeaScallops> i wanna try it
29:48 <Django> interesting
30:17 <PanfriedSeaScallops> what food goes with apple ale? General (salad)
30:18 <Django> i wanna make kiwi lambic
30:25 Part: Sgt-Splode ([email protected]) from #melbourne (Om nom nom)
30:31 <Django> soft cheese
30:45 <Django> pork
31:01 <PanfriedSeaScallops> STRAYA mate, we dont eat pork
31:03 <PanfriedSeaScallops> unless its bacon
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31:34 <ANDY> cays all
31:54 <ANDY> cya nikky my love, i love how u whipped me tonight
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32:02 <PanfriedSeaScallops> nikky is the new sandra?
32:05 <Nikky`> haha seeya ANDY
32:08 <ANDY> :P
32:09 <ANDY> cya hun
32:10 <Nikky`> have a good night :o)
32:16 <Arron> Hi bella24!
32:16 <Nikky`> bye hon
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33:50 Nick: Centurion is now known as pawl[macbook]
33:55 <Django> yay its finally cooling down
33:57 Nick: pawl[macbook] is now known as centurion
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34:16 <PanfriedSeaScallops> what'd you think of the metheny youtube
34:18 <Nikky`> Go already ANDY :P
34:23 <PanfriedSeaScallops> or the e-book?
34:27 <ANDY> its also restart
34:28 <ANDY> lol
34:35 <Django> been reading through the ebook
34:40 <Django> the martin taylor one
34:51 <Nikky`> restart?
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35:15 <ANDY> lol i mean rejpinj
35:18 <ANDY> rejoin
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35:40 <Django> the yt link got a bit monotonous and i stopped it :P
35:48 <PanfriedSeaScallops> http://legalbeer.com/images/new%20holland%20pilgrims%20dole.jpg
35:54 <PanfriedSeaScallops> dole bludger beer
36:00 Nick: S[a]hBear is now known as SeZz
36:04 * SeZz is back from on another planet. I was gone for 2hrs 9mins �I-n-v-i-s-i-o-n�
36:07 <Django> wheatwine
36:08 <Django> bleh
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36:28 <PanfriedSeaScallops> 10% alc though
36:38 <Django> that would probably kill someone with gluten intolerance
37:17 Part: [TEAZNU] ([email protected]) from #melbourne
37:28 Quit: takemeonn ([email protected]) EOF from client
37:31 <Django> not that i have one
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37:55 <PanfriedSeaScallops> so rare to find decent wheatwines
38:05 Mode: (by TheWJM) -b *!*nkey_Rock@*.dyn.iinet.net.au
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38:45 <Django> you had many?
38:49 <PanfriedSeaScallops> http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3490/4003154825_7ca7d9f4e9.jpg
38:55 <PanfriedSeaScallops> shit all really, only a few homebrewed ones
39:06 <Just_Me> hey [TEAZNU], back for more?
39:29 <Django> from a coopers kit? :P
39:33 <PanfriedSeaScallops> eww
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40:30 <PanfriedSeaScallops> http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3236/3134088917_f393e4df89.jpg
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41:00 Nick: Nikky` is now known as NikAway
41:11 <PanfriedSeaScallops> good ol three floyds
41:17 <Django> what beers you got for tonight?
41:24 Nick: Sh[a]dowLurker is now known as MadScientist
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42:23 <PanfriedSeaScallops> just having the grand ridge moonshine
42:28 <PanfriedSeaScallops> OZZY OZZY OZZY
42:28 <Django> oh noice
42:33 <mAttydEe> Fuqn whats goin on all??
42:34 <Django> first time?
42:46 <PanfriedSeaScallops> yep
42:50 <PanfriedSeaScallops> woah you can smell the alc
42:53 <Django> thoughts?
42:55 <PanfriedSeaScallops> this is like a 10%
42:59 <PanfriedSeaScallops> just cracked it open
43:00 <Django> i remember it kicked my ass lol
43:11 <Django> been quite a few years since i had it
43:11 <PanfriedSeaScallops> hrm prefer my barleywines a little stronger
43:15 <PanfriedSeaScallops> but its good for an aussie brew
43:29 <doctor> lets all have some fun like these blokes here http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MOrqvY0nK_A
43:30 <midori> "
43:30 <PanfriedSeaScallops> its only 8.5
43:39 <Django> you need the supershine
43:44 <PanfriedSeaScallops> yeah i wanted that
44:44 <PanfriedSeaScallops> http://i586.photobucket.com/albums/ss310/twinbeer/TwinBeer/DSC06945.jpg
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45:37 <PanfriedSeaScallops> fark me, this is like having an un-aged coop vintage
45:39 <PanfriedSeaScallops> cept richer
46:04 <Django> strewth mate
46:10 <Django> shoulda stuck with a lager
46:22 <PanfriedSeaScallops> made me put down the fishin rod ay!
46:43 <Django> lagers like the aussie cricket team with warnie and mcgrath
46:50 <Django> do ya no wrong maaaate
46:50 <doctor> PanfriedSeaScallops, i work with seafood, lets be friends
46:51 <PanfriedSeaScallops> warnie on neighbours
46:57 <PanfriedSeaScallops> where they got him a meat pie and a beer
47:13 <PanfriedSeaScallops> wheres the youtube oif that, did it get deleted
47:15 <Django> dont watch neighbours
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47:27 <Django> i may have grudgingly when i was engaged to a brit
47:34 <Django> pom
48:17 * Django is listening to The Soulful Strings: "Wade in the Water" - (Paint It Black)  [320kbps MP3]
48:25 <Django> damn this track is just so freaking awesome
48:36 <Django> it transcends "listenable"
48:56 <PanfriedSeaScallops> http://ithacabeer.com/images/BRUTE-bottleglass.jpg
49:23 <Django> some belgian?
49:28 <PanfriedSeaScallops> wild ale
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49:54 <Django> ah new yorker
49:56 <PanfriedSeaScallops> http://beeradvocate.com/beer/profile/651/43335
50:09 <Django> cant believe hovels isnt on BA
50:43 <Django> ah it is
50:48 <Django> need the �
50:54 <PanfriedSeaScallops> cant wait to order those flying dog and southern tier
50:57 <Django> http://beeradvocate.com/beer/profile/7713/21905
51:09 <Django> probably not your thing
51:34 <PanfriedSeaScallops> where do u find those
51:40 <Django> only had it once
51:52 <Django> from dan murphys in alphington about 8 years ago lol
52:05 <PanfriedSeaScallops> murphys woah
52:09 Part: Nlck ([email protected]) from #melbourne
52:10 <Django> this was back when dan murphys only had a handful of stores in each area
52:12 <PanfriedSeaScallops> of all places, they barely even stock german pilseners
52:15 <doctor> my boss is going to fire me tomorrow. i got a message to go see my manager when i start shift
52:24 <Django> the alphington and brighton ones had some really nice import sections
52:26 Nick: Mayhem is now known as princess`gheyboe
52:35 <doctor> so you might once again, see me a lot more in here
52:42 <Django> now its all turned to crap
53:40 <Django> http://beeradvocate.com/beer/profile/1480/45595
53:44 <Django> have you had that?
53:57 <PanfriedSeaScallops> nope
54:00 <PanfriedSeaScallops> how much
54:15 <PanfriedSeaScallops> brewed once? damn
54:19 <Django> think around $20 at dans, havent tried myself
54:30 <Django> should be able to pick them up still
54:43 <WiLd_TuRkeY> hahahahaha
55:01 <mAttydEe> FUqn turkey I am drinkin ya comp my friend
55:01 <mAttydEe> haha
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55:20 Nick: JihadJack is now known as BovineEncephalitis
55:23 <Django> you know im not a fan of the weizen
55:27 <Django> i have bad memories
55:40 <Django> evil german people telling me "you zneeed to zniff it"
55:50 <amsy> mmm skolebolla
55:53 <Django> then laughing at how weizen smells like pee
56:20 <Pieter> get a bottle of stroh
56:26 <Django> stroh is good
56:30 <Pieter> if you can find it
56:30 <Django> but overkill
56:34 <Django> its easy to find
56:37 <Pieter> hehehe ofcourse it is
56:41 <Pieter> 180 proof
56:50 <Django> my beer merchant/wine professional buddy sells it
56:58 <Django> and dans have it in locked cabinets up front
57:05 <Pieter> oh ok
57:15 Quit: Melb_Chef ([email protected]) Quit:
57:32 <Django> i have photos of me wasted from about 03/04 on my fb on stroh
57:36 <Django> not pretty
57:57 <Pieter> i cant even get wasted on that :/
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58:07 <Pieter> it just wakens me up :/
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58:53 <Pieter> wish the credits on blade 3 would end
58:56 <Pieter> i wanna watch seinfeld
59:09 <PanfriedSeaScallops> np: Max Roach - To the max - cd2\01 a little booker.flac
59:23 <Pieter> ahh well
59:23 <Django> i dont drink spirits anymore, unless i get dragged to the pokies or some shit bar with friends and have to choose something other than cub
59:25 <Pieter> cheaters is on
59:29 <Django> but not to get drunk on
59:36 * Django is listening to The Soulful Strings: "When a Man Loves a Woman" - (Paint It Black)  [320kbps MP3]
59:39 <Pieter> i dont drink at all any more :/
59:45 <Pieter> i havent had a drink in months
59:50 Quit: QuestionMark ([email protected]) Quit:
59:54 <Django> best version ever
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