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00:00 <Bill> mmmmmmm
00:00 <Bill> fish and ahhh u can keep da chips bru
00:00 <Loof> i gotta start making these things and put WAY more spinach in
00:00 <Bill> i wouldnt over do it on the spinach
00:00 <Lish> Tea time
01:00 <Bill> tea time ?
01:00 <crash> thanks for sharing lish
01:00 <Lish> I'm having tea
01:00 <Lish> Nps crash
01:00 <Lish> Anytime
01:00 <crash> what are you having ?
01:00 <crash> ramen ?
01:00 <crash> :P
01:00 <Bill> why not have anal sex aswell
01:00 <Lish> English breakfast tea
01:00 <crash> nice one
01:00 <Lish> T2
06:00 <doctor> Mind you, I still acknowledge the idea of god and think about it a lot, even though I'm borderline nihlistic. Just all religion I have no time for
07:00 <doctor> I suppose I have catholicism to thank for that
07:00 <milk> God is an invention of man
07:00 <milk> bbl
08:00 <Bill> well i have a credit card so pffft
08:00 <xm> it does have long lasting effects, doctor 
08:00 <TheRiddler> pfft credit card
09:00 <xm> Catholicism is like a war torn country. even once you're out of it you still get traumatic nightmares
09:00 <doctor> very true
09:00 <doctor> it'll stick around me for the rest of my days
09:00 <xm> i still have socialistic tendencies because of it
10:00 <xm> you still fighting the marxist urges?
10:00 <doctor> yes
10:00 <xm> sometimes when i go out i ponder about wearing a Che Guevara shirt
11:00 <xm> but then i read facebook and see dickheads sharing leftist pages. and then im reminded of why right is right
11:00 <doctor> Though I believe capitalism to be the only way worth while way, it's of course up to individuals to determine what they want. I focus very little on materialism
12:00 <doctor> lol
12:00 <beehhh> straya is full of sudanese n china
12:00 <doctor> yeah leftists provoke a reactionary response in me
12:00 <Bill> doctor, do you use your washing machine ?
12:00 <beehhh> Green party's bill shock shorten
12:00 <xm> takes some time to let go of these fears about being reliant on the government. my mind is still riding around on tricycles when i think of the disadvantaged
12:00 <Bill> doctor washes all his clothes up
12:00 <Bill> nice and clean
13:00 <Bill> for the epocalypse
13:00 <beehhh> xm
13:00 <beehhh> got my new hp its awesome never been so happy
13:00 <beehhh> things just keep getting better
13:00 <xm> but what matters is. is Norell happy?
13:00 <doctor> yeah, that's why I'm not on the DSP and just living off my past earnings
13:00 <xm> is she telling her friends in the beauty course about it?
13:00 <doctor> 30k I suppose will last me a few years
13:00 <xm> and at the club where she does lapdances?
14:00 <beehhh> Loof i got my HP aqua blue
14:00 <xm> her clients will have to work harder if they know that girl has a guy with an HP aqua blue
14:00 <xm> how much is a packet of cigs
14:00 <crash> goo goo gah gah
14:00 <xm> i vaguely remember it being $14?
15:00 <Loof> nice beehhh
15:00 <Loof> i get my hp tomorrow
15:00 <doctor> gotta look fabulous for the end of the world bill. my dusty $500 suit is still stashed away safely in my closet
15:00 <Bill> lol
15:00 <Bill> hes preparing for homelessness
16:00 <doctor> Nothing more dignifying that a homeless man in a suit
16:00 <crash> lol
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> Peeps
16:00 <Bill> loll
16:00 <TheRiddler> you make video
16:00 <crash> doctor,  that would be original
16:00 <xm> 'i thought he was a hobo until i saw the suit. must be a hipster'
16:00 <TheRiddler> you make video now!
16:00 <Bill> hahaha
16:00 <TheRiddler> hai katatonic_kate01
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> hai
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> sup
17:00 <crash> hi katatonic_kate01 
17:00 <doctor> dusty suit hipster
17:00 <TheRiddler> watching a movie
17:00 <TheRiddler> you?
17:00 <katatonic_kate01> watching you
17:00 <crash> doctor,  with brimmed hat ?
17:00 <TheRiddler> hot
17:00 <katatonic_kate01> side note - i fucking hate hipsters
17:00 <doctor> of course, just because one is homeless doesn't mean you can't have class
17:00 <TheRiddler> hipsters are too main-stream
17:00 <TheRiddler> :p
17:00 <xm> they need to create landmines that look like fedoras. it'd be a good way to remove a certain type
17:00 <katatonic_kate01> annoying pretentious cunts if you ask me !
18:00 <crash> doctor and stats probably show homeless have a lower rate of sun cancer
18:00 <beehhh> just saw me mate kid on skype he has grown up 
18:00 <doctor> they're not real hipsters katatonic_kate01
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> yes they are
18:00 <doctor> they're pretenders
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> pretentious pretending annoying hipster cunts
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> i'll wear 7/8 skinny jeans, shitty shoes with no socks
19:00 <crash> and no bra ?
19:00 <crash> that a gurl
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> no a male hipster
19:00 <Bill> ihttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fCh_9Oe2OA8
19:00 <Bill> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fCh_9Oe2OA8
19:00 <doctor> A homeless guy wearing a big that thinks himself superior to all the suits and their cases walking on main street, that's a hipster
19:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: BTK Confession, Part 1 - the Otero Family Murders (Jun 26, 2007) - Category: People & Blogs - 411,574 - 516 likes (87.2%), 76 dislikes (12.8%)
19:00 <doctor> bib*
19:00 <crash> katatonic_kate01 you don't have what it takes to be a male
19:00 <xm> doctor, but if you truly want to go with style. you need to save more cash to be embalmed like Lenin and be on permanent display somewhere. maybe at the centre of parliament house and have every MP have to genuflect each time to go past it  
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> no crash - unfortunately I don't have a penis
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> penis envy right there folks!
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL @ xm!
20:00 <beehhh> Hp screen better than lenovo
20:00 <Bill> rofllllllllllllllll
21:00 <crash> katatonic_kate01,  is it true i can use my penis for more than peeing ?
21:00 <Bill> maccas carkpark
21:00 <beehhh> http://h10010.www1.hp.com/wwpc/images/emea/HP-Pavilion-15-p000-Notebook-PC-Aqua-Blue-APJ_400x400.jpg
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> haven't you seen puppetry of the penis?
21:00 <doctor> I'd like them to walk past me and see my embalmed corpse as a horrible warning
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> it could be an educational experience for you m'dear
22:00 <doctor> "just as well we weren't that guy, could be a hell of a lot worse"
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
23:00 <xm> doctor you're better off with a plaque saying: "I bet you wished you looked this good"
24:00 <Loof> doncha wish your boyfriend was homeless like me
24:00 <beehhh> http://www.tubekittysex.com/chinese-asian-homemade-camgirl-big-squirt/
24:00 <doctor> looking good is hard work, but I guess it's worth it
24:00 <beehhh> Loof nice pc hp
24:00 <beehhh> thanks for the suggestion
24:00 <Loof> np man
24:00 <Loof> brb bong
24:00 <xm> and then they put in $2 and your your eye lids open to show fake eye balls and your chin moves around as you sing random Spandau Ballet classics
24:00 <beehhh> last nite i was stoned
25:00 <xm> -your
25:00 <beehhh> me n norel with another afro dude he delivered
25:00 <beehhh> smoked weed
25:00 <doctor> lol
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> naw,  "don't cha wish your boyfriend was hot like me"  plaque! 
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> LMFAO!
25:00 <Bill> what you gonna do about it ?
26:00 <Bill> ey
26:00 <beehhh> i should go sleep soon
26:00 <doctor> if my corpse can incite laughter the way you described, i'm all for it
27:00 <Bill> doctor, so you're willing to throw your life away based on the fact that you're poor and have nothing ?
27:00 <beehhh> max damage
28:00 <doctor> I'm rich and have everything, but yes
28:00 <Bill> How are you rich at such a young age ?
28:00 <xm> that's to lull them into a false sense of security. then they read the fine print where it says, "mocking or laughing at this shrine will result in a death penalty"
28:00 <doctor> what else is there to do when you as privileged as I?
28:00 <doctor> The only way to get rich Bill, inherit it
28:00 <xm> that is what you want right, doctor?
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> I think the only way you'll become rich is if you sell your soul
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> OR
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> engage in sex work
29:00 <Bill> doctor, I think you're getting ahead of yourself here a bit 
29:00 <Bill> doctor, Can I ask you a personally question ?
30:00 <xm> i need feminism because im going to be a woman soon. then sue the hell out of everyone for being a transgender hater. maybe the boss wont let you use the girl's toilet or wont make a special one for you
30:00 <Bill> doctor, Do you have mixed race people as friends ?
30:00 <doctor> Nah, I'm not cruel. I just want my death to allow people to stare straight into abyss and invoke hysterical fits laughter
31:00 <Loof> masturbate to death then
31:00 <xm> that would go well with your nihilism
31:00 <Bill> or maybe Doctor isn't white race
31:00 <doctor> Of course I do, I'm white. We thrive off mixed blood
31:00 <Bill> too be continued........
31:00 <xm> haha death. life. lol
31:00 <Bill> the story of doctor's racism
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol @ masturbate to death
31:00 <doctor> only white trash stick to their kind
31:00 <Bill> doctor, then why do you hang out with mixed race mongrels ?
31:00 <beehhh> my mate buying a house once he got kicked out in maribyrnong
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> the headstone would read : Death due to wang burn
31:00 <beehhh> for half a million dollar
31:00 <doctor> because I'm superior to you of course
32:00 <Bill> doctor, Thats nothing to be proud of hanging out with mixed race losers
32:00 <beehhh> i neved had step my footprints into WA
32:00 <doctor> white trash plebeians don't understand
32:00 <Bill> doctor, ever thought that maybe you just want to win but infact you lost and you will die
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> ya mum doesn't understand 
32:00 <beehhh> darwin is for rocka fella
33:00 <Loof> holy shit true blood has been back a month
33:00 <doctor> My mother is a saint!
33:00 <Loof> busy night ahead of me
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> it's been on for a while loof
33:00 <Bill> speak english
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> duh
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> last season
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> which, is getting a bit long in the tooth 
33:00 <Loof> damn dont say that
33:00 <beehhh> weed makes me orgasm
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> I just did!
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> Vikings is where it's at
33:00 <Loof> waiting for that too
34:00 <Loof> when's that?
34:00 <beehhh> http://www.tubecup.com/videos/103420/extraordinary-orgasmic-squirting-moe-ohishi-part6/
34:00 <beehhh> hory shet
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> tall men with beards and lusty nature is where it's at!
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> Umm coming soon....
34:00 <Loof> nice
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> totes!
34:00 <beehhh> shes not a human being
34:00 <beehhh> getting drilled by some contrete driller
35:00 <Loof> no new vikings till next year mon :( http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2306299/episodes?year=2014&ref_=tt_eps_yr_2014
35:00 <BlackDevil> IMDB: Vikings (TV Series 2013– ) - Episodes - -/10 - Stars: N/A - Season's: - Rated: N/A - Runtime: 0secs - Genre: N/A - Release Date: N/A
35:00 <TheRiddler> I saw vikings last night
35:00 <TheRiddler> season 1
36:00 <beehhh> google has all the sins
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> It's pretty awesome!
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> Vikings that is !
37:00 <BlackDevil> im going to poop now
37:00 <Loof> agreed
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> :/
38:00 <Loof> vikings ftw
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> totes!
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> I need to find myself a viking looking dude… just to fulfil a few fantasies i'm thinkin'
39:00 <beehhh> BlackDevil arent you a white middle aged man battling some dementia in calufornia
40:00 <xm> if your mother is a saint maybe you wont need embalming after all, doctor
41:00 <beehhh> your sudanese friends in melbourne
44:00 <Loof> katatonic_kate01, i'd turn gay for Ragnar :P
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> Oh i'd let Ragnar have his wicked way with me
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> he is smoking fucking hawt!
44:00 <Loof> he's aussie too
44:00 <beehhh> swear to god hes white n isolated
44:00 <Loof> the actor
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> I know!
45:00 <Loof> :)
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> delicious!
45:00 <beehhh> HP laptop heaps better than lenovo
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> sif
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> apple = the best
46:00 <xm> macbook?
47:00 <Loof> wanna buy a 2009 imac for $500?
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah something macbook
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> maybe air
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> it's silver
47:00 <xm> im on mb rn in rl. im bi ok in rl so so bi
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> macbook was white, right 
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> you're bi
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> great
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
47:00 <beehhh> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SC9syForxPs
47:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: ❀ Sound Therapy ~ Native American Flute ~ ( Feb 5, 2013) 02:03:01 - Category: Entertainment - 1,663,100 -
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> is that to lull us to sleep?
49:00 <xm> that's what beehhh listens to when he gets his 'oil massage' from Norell
50:00 <xm> exthotic
51:00 <xm> Norell wears feathers and calls herself "Eagle Lady" because her hands are so soft it's like the wind
51:00 <doctor> lol xm. if there's anything to summarise my philosphy on life it's this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jHPOzQzk9Qo
51:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Monty Python - Always Look on the Bright Side of Life (Jul 28, 2006) 3:17 - Category: Comedy - 9,573,745 - 48,306 likes (97.8%), 1,090 dislikes (2.2%)
52:00 <xm> i remember that scene
52:00 <xm> and some nurse in Graylands was done to quote a line from that to me
52:00 <xm> because i didnt know what it meant
52:00 <xm> "I'm not the Messiah. I'm just a very naughty little boy"
52:00 <xm> He's not*
52:00 <xm> He's*
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> :/
53:00 <xm> that movie is great though
53:00 <xm> after i got a few of them
53:00 <doctor> theres a bit of insight involved. reminds me a lot of Albert Camus's philosophy
54:00 <doctor> though he wasn't as much as a comic he should have been
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> camus ..... 
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh gawd
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> next
58:00 <xm> stand up comedy has taken his place. and doing a bad job
58:00 <simba> put your stand up for detroit
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> ah it's pissing down with rain
59:00 <doctor> I beg to differ, I think they're doing a terrific job
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> what are the chances… that my smokes are going to be wet
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> :/
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> *shakes fist*
00:00 <doctor> doug stanhope is apparently coming here in november, I wouldn't mind seeing him
00:00 <Bill> katatonic_kate01, got a job yet ?
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> Bill…. yes
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> thanks!
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> i
00:00 <xm> ive never heard you talk about stand ups before
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> ill give up one day
00:00 <xm> have you seen a few, doctor?
01:00 <doctor> nah never
01:00 <doctor> don't be silly kat
01:00 <xm> she means give up on giving up
01:00 <doctor> good idea
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
02:00 <xm> 2015 New Year's Resolution - Give up on trying to give up on cigs
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> naw, i might just give up on smoking all together
02:00 <simba> 2015 resolution - Do Meth
02:00 <xm> only once
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh yeah and meth!
02:00 <xm> just once
02:00 <xm> ok
02:00 <xm> not even once
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> ice, ice baby
03:00 <doctor> meth, booze, cigs and melancholy. wonderful!
04:00 <simba> bird shat in a united players mouth https://vine.co/v/M37F1mB5IzB
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> hmmm
04:00 <British^Meat> did soton win?
04:00 <simba> as they lose their first game at home
04:00 <simba> ;~~~)
04:00 <simba> thats 2moro
05:00 <xm> MBCMs
05:00 <xm> doctor has MBCMs!
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> heroin might be a better option!    
05:00 <British^Meat> ic
06:00 <simba> u will prob lose
06:00 <fawks> yuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck
06:00 <fawks> that is fucking rank
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> huh
07:00 <TheRiddler> lol
08:00 <TheRiddler> bird says stfu
08:00 <TheRiddler> also bullseye
10:00 <couleurs> hehe that's oarsem
10:00 <couleurs> plop in your mouth!!!!!!!!!
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> what are you cunts talking about /
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> ?
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> I'm a tad slow on the upkeep !
11:00 <TheRiddler> the link
12:00 <simba> the legend of link
12:00 <TheRiddler> lol
12:00 <simba> dortmoo are winning aubeyemeoyng is owning again
17:00 <couleurs> yea!!!!!!
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> i'm so glad i typed that
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh so glad 
22:00 <TheRiddler> lol
24:00 <Bill> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lSIw09oqsYo
24:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Gerry Rafferty - Baker Street (Long Version) (Mar 19, 2011) 6:12 - Category: Music - 7,875,237 - 42,765 likes (98.5%), 649 dislikes (1.5%)
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> this link better be fucking spectacular ! 
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh fuck me
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> the only thing good about that clip is the dudes hair and ability to hold his breath
28:00 <TheRiddler> lol
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> next
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> fuckers
31:00 <Jewel> did anyone see the Holden Maloo sold out even before it was put for sale
31:00 <Jewel> so sexy
31:00 <milk> hmmm
32:00 <milk> pretty hard to shut down a factory if it sells out b4 showroom
33:00 <Jewel> i wish i had one
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol @ jewel!
33:00 <Jewel> what kate lol
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> most ugliest ute ever! lol
33:00 <Jewel> its very sexy :) the holden Maloo
33:00 <Jewel> as if
33:00 <Jewel> its sexy
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> sif!
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> so chunky
33:00 <Jewel> sifnt !
33:00 <TheRiddler> I saw it on top gear
34:00 <Jewel> i wish someone will buy it for me
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol @ sifn't 
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> err
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> tis m'dear
34:00 <TheRiddler> hammond was driving it
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> I'm not into cars...
34:00 <Jewel> well thats ok you dont have to buy it kate
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> just not my bag baby
34:00 <Jewel> thats fine
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
35:00 <Jewel> ill wave to you from inside my Maloo ok
35:00 <TheRiddler> would you go lesbo for a girl with a 1
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> just saved myself some money!
35:00 <milk> do you have a pic of the mallo?
35:00 <Jewel> not lesbo maybe bi
35:00 <milk> maloo?
35:00 <Jewel> ummm
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol i'll point and laugh
35:00 <Jewel> haha kate
35:00 <Jewel> and ill point too
37:00 <Student> ha ha
37:00 <Jewel> http://www.hsv.com.au/Gen-F/see/Maloo-R8/
38:00 <Jewel> id have the grey
38:00 <Jewel> not red
38:00 <milk> can you still get a crewman?
39:00 <Jewel> im sure you can
41:00 <Jewel> maybe not this series
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> :/
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> fuck off
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> your mum's lacy undies
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> so fucking hawt right now *struts*
53:00 <Loof> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Caz9qK9K_Qg&feature=youtu.be
53:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Kahn - Fierce ( Jun 20, 2012) 3:12 - Category: Music - 22,093 - 225 likes (99.6%), 1 dislikes (0.4%)
28:00 <milk> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hnzHtm1jhL4
28:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Napoleon XIV: 'They're coming to take me away' (Aug 31, 2007) 2:07 - Category: Music - 2,762,554 - 12,975 likes (96.5%), 471 dislikes (3.5%)
27:00 <Student> hello KateLondon
05:00 <Student> the guy has not been peaked tonight , Ana_Ng
06:00 <Ana_Ng> what's all this then?
06:00 <Student> all this what?
06:00 <Ana_Ng> this and the who?
07:00 <Student> ha ha 
07:00 <Student> i am sorry i am bad at games
07:00 <Ana_Ng> it's ok
07:00 <Ana_Ng> it's noon and i am tired and grumpy
08:00 <Student> good for you ;)
15:00 <Ana_Ng> are you up early or late
16:00 <Student> not that early , not that late 
17:00 <Ana_Ng> ok
17:00 <Ana_Ng> what you gonna eat
18:00 <Student> just ate potatoes with tommatoe's gravy and brinjals
18:00 <Ana_Ng> brinjal
18:00 <Ana_Ng> what is it
19:00 <Student> well 
19:00 <Student> google....
20:00 <Student> it is something like eggplant
20:00 <Ana_Ng> oh ok
20:00 <Ana_Ng> i prefer conversation to googling everything
20:00 <Student> what are your plans? what are you going to gallop?
20:00 <Ana_Ng> i don't really give a fuck what brinjal is
20:00 <Student> so what do you give a fuck about?
21:00 <Ana_Ng> 1. no plans
21:00 <Ana_Ng> 2. no galloping
22:00 <Ana_Ng> 3. nothing
22:00 <Student> lol 
23:00 <Student> so by default you do not give a fuck about anything 
23:00 <Student> that is very sober ;)
23:00 <Ana_Ng> well i might
23:00 <Ana_Ng> but i would never admit it
23:00 <Student> make up your mind
24:00 <Ana_Ng> i feel like i just explained it
24:00 <Student> yes you did, and i just suggested you othervice 
24:00 <Ana_Ng> overvice?
24:00 <Student> ha ha 
25:00 <Student> over voice :p
25:00 <Ana_Ng> is that like an eggplant?
25:00 <Ana_Ng> over voice?
25:00 <Ana_Ng> is that supposed to be otherwise?
25:00 <Student> ha ha 
26:00 <Student> never mind , do not give a fuck 
26:00 <Ana_Ng> no fucks given!
27:00 <Student> that is what i am worried or kind of disappointed 
27:00 <Ana_Ng> well
28:00 <Ana_Ng> i think the only solution is to abandon expectations
28:00 <Ana_Ng> every time i accidentally have an expectation, i am disappointed
28:00 <Student> but that is you. I like to be positive, you never know 
29:00 <Ana_Ng> there's a difference between being positive and having expectations
29:00 <Student> expectation is a positive gestures
29:00 <Student> -s
30:00 <Ana_Ng> you can expective a negative outcome
30:00 <Student> or one can expect all the negative outcomes only 
31:00 <Ana_Ng> if a friend is having a tough time, i am positive and encouraging
32:00 <Student> if i recall, you do not give a fuck to "nothing"
32:00 <Student> now i started to know few things about you 
33:00 <Ana_Ng>     Ana_Ng: well i might
33:00 <Ana_Ng>    Student: that is very sober ;)
33:00 <Ana_Ng>     Ana_Ng: but i would never admit it
33:00 <Ana_Ng> lemme splain
33:00 <Ana_Ng> the things i care about are my business
35:00 <Student> sound selfish 
35:00 <Ana_Ng> how so
35:00 <Ana_Ng> i think it's selfish to demand to know
35:00 <Ana_Ng> you don't get to know everything
36:00 <Student> there is a fine line , depends really on how one view it 
36:00 <damio> no, I agree with ana
36:00 <Ana_Ng> it's subjective
36:00 <damio> you can never place expectations on other people
36:00 <damio> you can't live that way
36:00 <damio> you will only hurt yourself
37:00 <damio> and it does sound selfish when you need to better yourself and succeed
37:00 <damio> but you have to do what you have to do
37:00 <damio> and it's nice to have support
37:00 <damio> but some people can get in the way
37:00 <Student> all I said was being positive, that is all 
38:00 <damio> always
38:00 <damio> :)
38:00 <damio> sorry if I'm butting in
38:00 <Student> ha ha 
38:00 <damio> I did only just turn up
38:00 <damio> :P
38:00 <Ana_Ng> here i am
38:00 <Ana_Ng> tired and grumpy
38:00 <Student> no problem, i am being positive with those buttings ;P
38:00 <damio> :(
38:00 <Ana_Ng> and student is being mean to me
39:00 <Student> ha ha mean 
39:00 <Ana_Ng> you big meany
39:00 <damio> is he?
39:00 <Ana_Ng> or meanie?
39:00 <damio> lolol
39:00 <damio> who cares
39:00 <damio> :P
39:00 <Student> actually i was looking forward to take you shower :P, me not meanie ;P
39:00 <damio> :o
39:00 <damio> sexy
39:00 <damio> may I join?
39:00 <Ana_Ng> enjoy you two
40:00 <damio> ana!
40:00 <Student> ha ha
40:00 <damio> shower party!
40:00 <damio> fk laag
41:00 <damio> ana, why are you grumpy? :(
41:00 <damio> I was sad earlier
41:00 <damio> well pissy at mysef, really
42:00 <damio> ana do you use BT?
42:00 <damio> ana_ng
43:00 <damio> ana are you in melb?
44:00 <damio> I can deliver you some valium because I don't want em
44:00 <damio> turn that frown upside down
09:00 <Ana_Ng> sorry phone
16:00 <damio> my lord
16:00 <damio> the sun is here
23:00 <damio> anyone wanna go out for a morning coffee?
53:00 <Ana_Ng> sheesh
56:00 <Bastardly_One> blah
36:00 <Oreo> G'Day Melbourne
38:00 <faux> http://imgur.com/a/5ejU1
38:00 <faux> owen wilson one is teh best
41:00 <Ana_Ng> i never heard of such a thing lou
42:00 <Oreo> hiya faux
42:00 <faux> hello
42:00 <Oreo> sup
44:00 <Oreo> I'm getting ready for my breakfast bbs
46:00 <Bastardly_One> beep beep!
44:00 <Bastardly_One> beep beep!
46:00 <Pyro-> is there a barina here?
54:00 <Bastardly_One> beep beep!
54:00 <Bastardly_One> apparently
28:00 <Tigger_> hey fags
01:00 <beehhh> im on my new HP
01:00 <beehhh> shes just as good as you woulda thought
02:00 <beehhh> bobs ya uncle ;)
03:00 <zaim> congrats
04:00 <beehhh> lenovos are cheap shit HPs rock
06:00 <Bastardly_One> beep beep!
06:00 <beehhh> filehippo websites just as cool
08:00 <zaim> my lenovo x201 hasnt given up on me yet
18:00 <beehhh> http://www8.hp.com/my/en/products/laptops/product-detail.html?oid=7104054
23:00 <Timmo> Toaster cheesy garlic buns for lunch.  So yum.
25:00 <MrMark> we all behaving?
29:00 <beehhh> i reckon total illegals living in downunder could exceed to over a million by far
30:00 <beehhh> fourtimes more than the population of darwin
36:00 <doctor> population will start to stabilise. i think the growth has more to do with immigration rather than people having babies
36:00 <Ana_Ng> making babies is SO 1955
36:00 <doctor> once the economy starts to really slow down, people will just leave 
37:00 <doctor> yeah, our ancestors did all the breeding for us - now it's our turn to stop
44:00 <Q{> http://www.theage.com.au/lifestyle/other-mens-wives-20140812-3dksn.html
45:00 <Ana_Ng> oh Q
48:00 <beehhh> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dLPZq-R5cu0
48:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Chelsea Redfern - Purple Rain ( Jul 18, 2013) 2:32 - Category: Music - 289,546 - 2,213 likes (96.4%), 83 dislikes (3.6%)
50:00 <beehhh> Originally sang by prince in the 1984
51:00 <Ana_Ng> do people really not know prince?
51:00 <beehhh> http://en.musicplayon.com/play?v=603996
56:00 <Ana_Ng> Q
56:00 <Ana_Ng> why do they publish diaries
56:00 <Ana_Ng> "by my mid-20s I could no longer bear it"
56:00 <Ana_Ng> what a fucking retard
57:00 <Ana_Ng> you're still a child at 25
59:00 <Q{> if u look at it from 50yo perspective
00:00 <Lish> Hahaha
06:00 <Ana_Ng> just like little kids change their mind quickly
08:00 <beehhh> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h45uTBGftkQ
08:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Xperia™ Z Ultra - Big Screen, Big Entertainment ( Jun 25, 2013) 1:53 - Category: Science & Technology - 2,079,309 - 7,113 likes (96.9%), 225 dislikes (3.1%)
08:00 <Ana_Ng> 10 years in sub-saharan africa, i can see being tired of it
08:00 <Ana_Ng> fucking married women for 10 years is just doing the young thing
09:00 <Ana_Ng> summary: i was wild and crazy when i was young, then i mellowed out
10:00 <Ana_Ng> he should have made up something about having sex with goats or something :)
11:00 <Ana_Ng> q why do you like the story?
12:00 <beehhh> pupa kitty
13:00 <Lish> So happy to have basketball to watch
14:00 <doctor> basketball and chicken noodle soup
15:00 <Lish> I'm eating corn chips
15:00 <Lish> Like a piglet
15:00 <Lish> And have a cup of tea
16:00 <doctor> I haven't eaten anything yet, might gorge myself later tonight
16:00 <Lish> You should eat!
16:00 <Lish> I can't not eat for that long, I get angry
17:00 <Timmo> No corn chips and tea makes Lish something something .... 
17:00 <doctor> I don't notice any change in myself if I don't eat, other then being lethargic at times
17:00 <Timmo> Your pancreas probably hates your eating habits doctor. 
18:00 <doctor> probably, and it wouldn't be the only organ
18:00 <Lish> lol
19:00 <Lish> I need to save money 
19:00 <Lish> Hmm
19:00 <Lish> So annoying
20:00 <Timmo> Don't we all. 
20:00 <Timmo> earn more and spend less. 
20:00 <TheRon> things that make you go hmmm
20:00 <Lish> Yeah I do pretty good, but then the weekend comes
20:00 <Lish> And money just seems to disappear
20:00 <doctor> do you still compulsively buy those novelty items?
20:00 <Lish> Like what?
21:00 <doctor> giant stuffed toys and what not
21:00 <Lish> Nooooo
21:00 <Lish> I hate that stuff
21:00 <TheRon> hookers?
21:00 <doctor> things you never use
21:00 <Lish> It creates clutter
21:00 <Lish> I hate clutter
21:00 <doctor> what are you spending your money on?
21:00 <Lish> I just buy expensive candles, and go out for meals
21:00 <Lish> Just things like that
21:00 <TheRon> the odd escort?
21:00 <Bastardly_One> drug ... duh
21:00 <Lish> Hahah nah 
22:00 <Bastardly_One> *drugs
22:00 <Bastardly_One> like everyone else in this channe
22:00 <Lish> Like we went for brunch today, there goes $50
22:00 <Timmo> Stop buying candles you typical female. 
22:00 <Lish> Bought some treats and toys for the dog $50
22:00 <Lish> Candles $50
22:00 <doctor> i'm been pretty good with money, i'm pretty frugal
22:00 <Lish> And I've already spent $150 today
22:00 <TheRon> i just buy slabs of beer
22:00 <Lish> And I want to go out to the movies later
22:00 <Lish> It'd be ok if I didn't have a very expensive holiday to go on
22:00 <Timmo> I can be terrible with money. I put all the pressure on the mrs and tell her to stop me spending so much. 
23:00 <Timmo> Make it her fault if I do. 
23:00 <Lish> Hahah Timmo 
23:00 <doctor> lol
23:00 <Ana_Ng> candles are one of the best find at junk shops
23:00 <TheRon> c'mon dogs
23:00 <Lish> They don't smell as good as the expensive ones Ana_Ng 
23:00 <Ana_Ng> uh
23:00 <Timmo> Ana_Ng is all about saving money.  She uses candles as sex toys as well as mood setters. 
23:00 <Ana_Ng> you realize junk shops sometimes have expensive stuff
23:00 <Timmo> "What fragrance is that candle? It smells .... oh dear god ....."
24:00 <Lish> Like the reject shop?
24:00 <Ana_Ng> whatever you people call it
24:00 <doctor> lol
24:00 <Lish> I wouldn't think junk shops have expensive things
24:00 <Ana_Ng> second hand
24:00 <Lish> Don't they have junk?
24:00 <Lish> Haha
24:00 <Ana_Ng> thrift stores
24:00 <Timmo> Lish: She is talking American junk style shops.  Like second hand shops. 
24:00 <Lish> Oh 
24:00 <Lish> Yeah maybe, I've never looked
24:00 <Ana_Ng> where rich people donate stuff when they move
24:00 <Lish> I'll have to look
25:00 <Ana_Ng> yeah a lot of the time it'll be the cheap ones, but for 25c who care
25:00 <Lish> Yeah true 
25:00 <Timmo> You really do need to find an american server to chat on Ana_Ng so more people have a clue about what the fuck you're going on about. 
25:00 <Lish> Hahahaha
25:00 <Ana_Ng> how global peace of you
25:00 <Lish> I'm watching team USA basketball
25:00 <Lish> If you like basketball I could talk about that lol
25:00 <Ana_Ng> maybe you can find a channel with more 5-year-olds
25:00 <TheRon> they winning?
25:00 <TheRon> against brazil?
25:00 <Lish> Yeah TheRon 
26:00 <Lish> I'm delayed, recorded it on foxtel
26:00 <Timmo> I stopped watching basketball when my knee stopped me playing it. 
26:00 <Lish> Gotta watch the Aussie game later
26:00 <doctor> look in the obituaries for anyone who is noticably white and rich, then keep an eye out on their family for any garage sales or auctions
26:00 <Lish> Timmo: Lame 
26:00 <Lish> doctor: Good idea lol
26:00 <Timmo> Police Auctions are great if you have them close to you if you want good stuff cheap. 
27:00 <Lish> Ana_Ng: Where in the US are you
27:00 <Ana_Ng> anchorage, alaska
27:00 <Lish> Oh cools
27:00 <Ana_Ng> which is about as far you can from the us and still be in it
27:00 <Timmo> Ana_Ng is a prostitute for the Deadliest Catch crews. 
27:00 <Lish> I'm going to alaska in May, but not anchorage 
27:00 <Ana_Ng> we're not like those people
27:00 <Lish> Yeah deadliest catch! 
27:00 <Ana_Ng> pretty sure you're going to land in anchorage
28:00 <Lish> No I'm doing a cruise
28:00 <Lish> From Vancouver then it goes back to Seattle
28:00 <Lish> Juneau, Skagway, etc. 
28:00 <Ana_Ng> how far do you go up
28:00 <Timmo> Are you going to seduce married men on this cruise Lish? 
29:00 <Timmo> Ana_Ng can give you pointers on that. 
29:00 <Lish> Timmo: Nah my husband is coming with 
29:00 <Timmo> Keep him away from Ana_Ng.  She's a home wrecker from way back. 
29:00 <Ana_Ng> listen to timmo
29:00 <Ana_Ng> such a visionary
30:00 <Lish> Ana_Ng: Skagway is as far as we go
30:00 <beehhh> summer in alaska
30:00 <Ana_Ng> ah ok
30:00 <TheRon> oh no here we go
30:00 <Lish> Timmo: Ok thanks for the advice :) 
30:00 <Lish> TheRon: ??
30:00 <Timmo> I hope a bangladeshi clothing factory collapses on you beehhh. 
30:00 <TheRon> beehhh
31:00 <Ana_Ng> skagway is kind of a big jewelry store when the cruise ships come in
31:00 <Timmo> INB4 beehhh and his "Summer in Alaska" googling. 
31:00 <Ana_Ng> if they offer the white pass railroad option - do it
31:00 <Lish> Yeah we are doing that
31:00 <Lish> And then going to go to Klondike gold or something
32:00 <Lish> Should be pretty god
32:00 <Lish> Good
32:00 <Timmo> Lish: I always give good advice.  Glad you can recognise it for what it is. :) 
32:00 <Lish> :)
33:00 <Lish> Right now though I'm trying to figure out what NBA games to see when I'm in America
33:00 <beehhh> http://www.vox.com/2014/8/13/5994771/scientists-were-expecting-a-monster-el-nino-this-year-so-where-did-it
33:00 <Ana_Ng> i hikes the chilkoot pass which starts near skagway and ends at the mountain pass where the train goes to
33:00 <Ana_Ng> hiked
33:00 <Lish> Oh cool
33:00 <beehhh> your fkn right there Timmo im on it
35:00 <beehhh> I highly recommend HP laptops
35:00 <Lish> I highly recommend mac laptops 
35:00 <beehhh> you want real sex experience or artificial neurosex pleasure?
36:00 <Lish> Ok too much nutty
36:00 <Lish> I'm going to knit 
37:00 <TheRon> knit?
37:00 <Lish> Yeah
37:00 <Lish> Knitting
37:00 <Bastardly_One> that's what she said
37:00 <Bastardly_One> and?
37:00 <TheRon> my mum knits
37:00 <Lish> You know it?
37:00 <Lish> Good for her
37:00 <Lish> Lots of people do
38:00 <TheRon> tried it once
38:00 <TheRon> that was enough
38:00 <Lish> lol
42:00 <beehhh> both are active
45:00 <beehhh> toast on butter n tuna with omega boiled egg
48:00 <beehhh> ENOUGH ILLEGALS TO POPULATE A CITY: 600,000 - and most of them are asian n african
49:00 <TheRon> someday someday i will be here babe
50:00 <Doodle> https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpf1/t1.0-9/1604616_692972657460861_3825535968508423421_n.jpg
02:00 <Sticks> anyone chasing some weed let me know im takin orders now
02:00 <TheRon> stephen kernahan??
07:00 <Sponge> is peter the junkie here?
07:00 <Sticks> anyone want meth let me know
07:00 <Ana_Ng> that's methed up
07:00 <Sponge> piet is that you.. are you laying low>
11:00 <TheRiddler> hallo
26:00 <TheRiddler> http://9gag.com/gag/a5Ndz2V?fb_action_ids=10204601210378141&fb_action_types=og.likes
27:00 <TheRiddler> lol
29:00 <BlackDevil> i think panda died
30:00 <lumeah2> Yeah. 
30:00 <lumeah2> ? 
31:00 <lumeah2> Maybe he got sick of cunts
31:00 <simba> ur not much of a thinker tho BlackDevil
31:00 <simba> leave that to the thinkers
32:00 <BlackDevil> simba
32:00 <BlackDevil> Loof thinks for me
32:00 <simba> k
33:00 <TheRon> wasn't it great to see collingwood get beat
33:00 <simba> it wouldve been
33:00 <simba> r u gonna pick it up on dvd?
34:00 <TheRon> i'll watch the replay some this week
41:00 <BlackDevil> Now a BOILING water challenge, that would be impressive.
42:00 <MrMark> we all behaving?
43:00 <TheRiddler> go dogs
43:00 <TheRiddler> more women in white shirts doing the ice water challenge
57:00 <TheRiddler> hai nerdygirl
57:00 <nerdygirl> hi
58:00 <TheRiddler> it's a japanese fountain lol
58:00 <TheRiddler> http://i.imgur.com/81MES.jpg
58:00 <BlackDevil> LOL
04:00 <Mew> did element just steal that off TheRiddler?
05:00 <TheRiddler> where?
05:00 <Mew> cats
05:00 <Mew> it was 3 mins after you pasted it lol
06:00 <TheRiddler> probably
06:00 <TheRiddler> lol
06:00 <TheRon>  She was a fast machine she kept her motor clean She was the best damn woman that I ever seen She had the sightless eyes telling me no lies Knocking me out with those American thighs Taking more than her share Had me fighting for air She told me to come but I was already there
06:00 <Mew> bum against the wall, he might have crush on you
07:00 <TheRon> go dogs
09:00 <TheRiddler> nothing element does is original lol
09:00 <TheRiddler> http://i.imgur.com/r1r7e.jpg
13:00 <Ana_Ng> i thought maybe it was lithuanian
14:00 <Picard> lol @ port
17:00 <MrMark> evening
17:00 <Picard> MrMark hello
18:00 <TheRon> carn the eagles
18:00 <Picard> lol
18:00 <Picard> beat the drug cheats
18:00 <TheRon> matthew i wanna hang shit
19:00 <Picard> he is a little busy, throwing things at his tv
19:00 <TheRon> watching reruns of home and away?
19:00 <crash> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jvzEfELZIyU
19:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Paul Simon~Graceland track 6-"You Can Call Me Al" lyrics ( May 15, 2012) 4:51 - Category: People & Blogs - 264,712 - 684 likes (95.4%), 33 dislikes (4.6%)
20:00 <doctor> nice on crash
20:00 <Picard> lol id say he is more a Neighbours man
20:00 <doctor> e
20:00 <doctor> is neighbours still on?
20:00 <TheRon> probably
20:00 <crash> pub music
20:00 <Picard> matthew is watchin reruns
21:00 <TheRon> YOU GOT NOTHING I  WANT, YOU GOT NOTHING I NEED!!!
21:00 <TheRon> and go eagles
22:00 <fawks> yay TheRon
22:00 <TheRon> they win!!
22:00 <fawks> ::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::D
22:00 <fawks> morris and nightingale are machines
22:00 <fawks> did you see their tries?
22:00 <TheRon> suns and port was close ended up watching the end of that game
23:00 <TheRon> easy in the end?
24:00 <Picard> i didnt see it, had to drop my daughter off at a mates house
24:00 <TheRon> offloading childcare for the night??
24:00 <crash> gc won TheRon  ?
24:00 <TheRon> nope
24:00 <Crispy> hey hey
24:00 <crash> they were going strong
24:00 <fawks> why did you take your daughter to your mates house
24:00 <crash> only watch first quarter
24:00 <fawks> ~weiRD~
26:00 <TheRon> pete murray - oppurtunity
29:00 <Picard> her mates house.
29:00 <Picard> Crispy u cunt
29:00 <Picard> get me a fucking train.
29:00 <TheRon> london bombs
30:00 <Crispy> lol
30:00 <Crispy> hey hey
30:00 <Crispy> ummm say what now
31:00 <Crispy> trains are so 19th century, you should be damanding hoverboards or those motorbikes from tron
31:00 <Picard> lol
31:00 <Picard> fuck the train i say
32:00 <Picard> spent more on the airport and get me flights to every city in australia
32:00 <Crispy> wow thats extreme
32:00 <Picard> planes are the future
32:00 <Crispy> i say we sink all our money into futurama pipe technolgy
32:00 <Picard> fucking old granny cunts giving old man crispy a hard time over a train no one will use
32:00 <Picard> ffs
33:00 <Crispy> hahah oh now i know what your talking about
33:00 <TheRon> cheap wine and a three day growth c'mon
33:00 <Picard> lol
33:00 <Crispy> yeah that would be to expensive to use, just fly to melbourne
33:00 <Picard> vote one: Crispy
33:00 <Crispy> hahah thanks man
33:00 <Crispy> your a champ
33:00 <Picard> Clutterbuck thinks she can beat him lol
33:00 <Picard> she is a nut job
33:00 <Crispy> saying that i dont really know alot about whats happening
33:00 <TheRon> state election coming up and i'm not voting again
33:00 <Crispy> ive just got out or russia
34:00 <Crispy> dealing with that cluster fuck
34:00 <Picard> fuck man, when do u come home?
34:00 <TheRon> outer mongolia?
34:00 <Picard> dont fly over the ukraine
35:00 <Crispy> umm donno
35:00 <Picard> im flying to thailand with malaysian airlines
35:00 <Crispy> im in rome atm
35:00 <TheRon> yes eagles!!!
35:00 <Crispy> had to spend a few days in ukraine
35:00 <Crispy> it wasnt that bad
35:00 <Picard> ok
35:00 <TheRon> kazakhstan??
35:00 <Crispy> nah no need to be in the stans atm
36:00 <Crispy> happy days
36:00 <Crispy> i should call my parents see how its all going
36:00 <TheRon> crispy i think they put your face on the milk cartons
36:00 <Crispy> lol
37:00 <Crispy> my granpa was the milkman
37:00 <Crispy> i stuck pictures of my sisters face on the milk cartons when i was a kid
37:00 <Crispy> trying to get her a new home
37:00 <Crispy> didnt work
37:00 <TheRon> woo hoo eagles by 29
38:00 <TheRon> not playing hide n seek?
40:00 <Crispy> nah
40:00 <Crispy> to bad there wasnt a pound for little sisters
41:00 <Crispy> that place would of been full
41:00 <TheRon> damn
41:00 <Crispy> haha that is 10 year old me talking
42:00 <Crispy> its cool now
42:00 <TheRon> my bro is 10 months young than me, we didn't stop fighting till i turned 18
44:00 <TheRon> carn the eagles beat that essendon scum
44:00 <Crispy> oh footbal
46:00 <[aLiEn8D]Romeo\_> beer 
47:00 <[aLiEn8D]Romeo\_> the secret
47:00 <[aLiEn8D]Romeo\_> to men
47:00 <[aLiEn8D]Romeo\_> is beer
47:00 <[aLiEn8D]Romeo\_> my dear women
47:00 <[aLiEn8D]Romeo\_> hehe
47:00 <[aLiEn8D]Romeo\_> i need another cone
48:00 <crash> the secret to men is women
48:00 <TheRon> the secret to me is shedload of beer and sport
49:00 <crash> no boobs ?
49:00 <TheRon> and boobs!!!!
49:00 <crash> good man
50:00 <TheRon> for the lovers of life and rugby league
51:00 <TheRon> might make a korma tomorrow
52:00 <TheRon> try storm
54:00 <TheRon> who here doesn't like boobs??
54:00 <[aLiEn8D]Romeo\_> some boobs are bad
55:00 <[aLiEn8D]Romeo\_> bad boobs
55:00 <TheRon> something about mary boobs?
56:00 <British^Meat> spookyfingers, are you drinking tonight??
56:00 <[aLiEn8D]Romeo\_> yeah
57:00 <spookyfingers> ^
57:00 <spookyfingers> xD
57:00 <British^Meat> oh gawd
57:00 <spookyfingers> ino rite
57:00 <spookyfingers> omigosh what adventure will I depart on nexty?
57:00 <[aLiEn8D]Romeo\_> irc is like language intercourse
57:00 <spookyfingers> hahaha
57:00 <spookyfingers> dumb english shit
57:00 <TheRon> i like total recall boobs
57:00 <British^Meat> i dunno spookyfingers who r u gonna threathen to bash next?
58:00 <British^Meat> i hope u sucked up to simba real good
58:00 <spookyfingers> myself 
58:00 <[aLiEn8D]Romeo\_> i hate them
58:00 <spookyfingers> my reflection.
58:00 <Picard> TheRon score please
58:00 <[aLiEn8D]Romeo\_> i like out of town boobs
58:00 <spookyfingers> I'm goin' to mess that shite up proper.
58:00 <British^Meat> yer, u can munt up your nose, lol wait a second....
58:00 <[aLiEn8D]Romeo\_> hack hack hack
58:00 <spookyfingers> any more nonsensical questions to ask brittney?
58:00 <TheRon> 10 - 0 storm 19 mins
58:00 <British^Meat> Maybe u can bash it into shape
59:00 <Picard> lol smart arse
59:00 <spookyfingers> sorry brb got to cry over that.
59:00 <British^Meat> yer, i got tons 
59:00 <spookyfingers> wait
59:00 <British^Meat> oh ok, off ya pop :)
59:00 <[aLiEn8D]Romeo\_> so bee_girl what do you like to drink?
59:00 <TheRon> half time , egales by 23 i think
59:00 <spookyfingers> I think I just achieved erection!
59:00 <spookyfingers> hahaha
59:00 <Picard> ok
59:00 <spookyfingers> Brittney my sweet sweet babe
59:00 <[aLiEn8D]Romeo\_> im half drunk
59:00 <spookyfingers> fk me telstra is takin forever
59:00 <[aLiEn8D]Romeo\_> weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed
00:00 <spookyfingers> sup daddy?
00:00 <TheRon> WOO HOO - HOLY GRAIL!!!!!!!!
00:00 <[aLiEn8D]Romeo\_> TheRon ever get depressed?
00:00 <spookyfingers> [aLiEn8D]Romeo\_ what you drinkin
00:00 <[aLiEn8D]Romeo\_> VB
00:00 <TheRon> i gpt beer
00:00 <[aLiEn8D]Romeo\_> :)
00:00 <[aLiEn8D]Romeo\_> ahh
01:00 <[aLiEn8D]Romeo\_> should i watch good will hunting?
02:00 <TheRon> good will humping?
02:00 <[aLiEn8D]Romeo\_> mmm
02:00 <[aLiEn8D]Romeo\_> hack hack hack
02:00 <[aLiEn8D]Romeo\_>                         hack hack hack
02:00 <[aLiEn8D]Romeo\_>                hack hack hack
03:00 <spookyfingers> four fucking days
03:00 <spookyfingers> my net will be shit for four days
03:00 <TheRon> TRY STORM!!
03:00 <spookyfingers> no more downloadying the good gay porn then aye!
03:00 <spookyfingers> You gazza.
04:00 <TheRon> the gazza strip?
04:00 <spookyfingers> bet you'd sail you're own kids down the river for the green Brittney.
04:00 <spookyfingers> nah, the rat.
04:00 <spookyfingers> he knows what I mean.
05:00 <TheRon> spiderbait - fucken awesome
05:00 <TheRon> the songs about me
05:00 <spookyfingers> nice
05:00 <spookyfingers> my song'd be that one from Pirscilla
05:00 <spookyfingers> hahahaha
06:00 <spookyfingers> Prissilla
06:00 <spookyfingers> ?
06:00 <TheRon> priscilla?
06:00 <spookyfingers> thassit
07:00 <spookyfingers> Naw, my song's lou reed - perfect day
07:00 <TheRon> cronulla sharks are shit
08:00 <TheRon> my other song would be temptations - can't take my eyes off you
08:00 <TheRon> it starts off you're just too good to be true
09:00 <TheRon> hot chilli woman make me weak at the knees
10:00 <TheRon> fuck me another try
10:00 <TheRon> faux you should be watching this
10:00 <spookyfingers> nice ronnie
10:00 <spookyfingers> nice
10:00 <spookyfingers> it's a good song
11:00 <spookyfingers> what was the song I was typing out?
11:00 <spookyfingers> lol I forget now
11:00 <spookyfingers> Davould Soul - Silver Lady?
11:00 <spookyfingers> Daivd*
11:00 <TheRon> possibly
11:00 <[aLiEn8D]Romeo\_> simba you awake?
11:00 <spookyfingers> aye
12:00 <spookyfingers> on a warm summers day, kickin it at the beach Ronnies singin the eagles
12:00 <spookyfingers> hotel california <3
12:00 <TheRon> 26 - 0 storm 32 mins
12:00 <[aLiEn8D]Romeo\_> spookyfingers do you fantsise about chicks?
12:00 <[aLiEn8D]Romeo\_> spookyfingers do you fantasise about chicks
12:00 <[aLiEn8D]Romeo\_> ?
12:00 <[aLiEn8D]Romeo\_> TheRon what's your current mood?
12:00 <Picard> loooooooooooooooooooooooooollllllllllllllllllll
13:00 <TheRon> BEER!
13:00 <[aLiEn8D]Romeo\_> Picard seen any chicks?
13:00 <Picard> goalllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll 
13:00 <Picard> no i dont like poultry
13:00 <[aLiEn8D]Romeo\_> ahaha
13:00 <[aLiEn8D]Romeo\_> okay
13:00 <Picard> lol
13:00 <TheRon> go eagles
14:00 <[aLiEn8D]Romeo\_> go away
14:00 <[aLiEn8D]Romeo\_> nah i don't mean tat
14:00 <[aLiEn8D]Romeo\_> go...
14:00 <[aLiEn8D]Romeo\_> gadget copter
14:00 <TheRon> i don't like any kind of chicken
15:00 <[aLiEn8D]Romeo\_> do you like beef?
15:00 <Picard> not even a parma?
15:00 <TheRon> sorry channelled the two rons
15:00 <TheRon> hale and pace
15:00 <[aLiEn8D]Romeo\_> huh
15:00 <TheRon> look it up
16:00 <Picard> pommy cunts
16:00 <TheRon> nice essendon are getting raped
16:00 <[aLiEn8D]Romeo\_> TheRon do you wash your own clothes?
16:00 <spookyfingers> <[aLiEn8D]Romeo\_> spookyfingers do you fantsise about chicks?
16:00 <spookyfingers> sure man
16:00 <TheRon> yes!
16:00 <[aLiEn8D]Romeo\_> coool
16:00 <spookyfingers> lol
16:00 <spookyfingers> LOL
16:00 <spookyfingers> gotteh right, nommy nom nom
17:00 <spookyfingers> NO MUM IM NOT TALKIN TO DIRTY PROSTITUTES ON THE PHONE!
17:00 <spookyfingers> ahahaha
18:00 <Essendon_Rabble> lolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
18:00 <Essendon_Rabble> eaglesssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
20:00 <TheRon> YES BEAR!!!
21:00 <LolinFirf> hey Picard
21:00 <British^Meat> i dont have any kids spookyfingers
21:00 <TheRon> josh pyke - middle of the hill
22:00 <British^Meat> i think its kinda silly to bring kids into arguments
22:00 <No_Peptides_Jobe> want some British^Meat?
22:00 <British^Meat> but u wanted me to comment on yours the other night, do you remember?
22:00 <British^Meat> do you remember anything of the other night?
23:00 <British^Meat> u shouldve seen him picard
23:00 <No_Peptides_Jobe> who?
23:00 <British^Meat> panda jerk
23:00 <No_Peptides_Jobe> oh lol
24:00 <British^Meat> everyone was in the fireing line :) i dont know why he drinks TBH
24:00 <No_Peptides_Jobe> its more then booze
24:00 <No_Peptides_Jobe> cunts a full blown addict
24:00 <British^Meat> i know right
24:00 <TheRon> fuck you essendon
24:00 <British^Meat> he tried to score weed that day but it all fell through
25:00 <British^Meat> im not sure if that had anything to do with the meltdown he had
25:00 <No_Peptides_Jobe> lol
25:00 <No_Peptides_Jobe> probably did
25:00 <Crispy> is this afl talk
25:00 <Crispy> whos winning that game
25:00 <No_Peptides_Jobe> fuck sake UMPIRE!!!
25:00 <TheRon> eagles by 16
26:00 <TheRon> absolute rubbish umpire
26:00 <No_Peptides_Jobe> 10
26:00 <No_Peptides_Jobe> there was no free in that 
26:00 <No_Peptides_Jobe> ffs
26:00 <No_Peptides_Jobe> morons
26:00 <No_Peptides_Jobe> that shit happens in every contest
26:00 <TheRon> thats bullshit
26:00 <Crispy> haha oh i havent watvhed that in years
27:00 <No_Peptides_Jobe> what do u prefer, lawn bowls?
27:00 <No_Peptides_Jobe> shooting cats? 
27:00 <No_Peptides_Jobe> stealing firearms?
27:00 <No_Peptides_Jobe> lol
27:00 <Crispy> wow
27:00 <TheRon> i prefer lawn bowls
27:00 <Crispy> neither really
27:00 <TheRon> great game
28:00 <Crispy> i do like afl
28:00 <No_Peptides_Jobe> lol
28:00 <TheRon> crispy i play lawn bowls
28:00 <Crispy> i like bacon
28:00 <TheRon> fuck off essendon
28:00 <No_Peptides_Jobe> its amazing how am unpire can turn a game around
28:00 <Crispy> whos at the top of the ladder
28:00 <TheRon> sydney
28:00 <No_Peptides_Jobe> saints
29:00 <Crispy> hahah 2 of them aye\
29:00 <No_Peptides_Jobe> yeah precentage seperates them
29:00 <No_Peptides_Jobe> tigers are third
29:00 <British^Meat> go crows
29:00 <No_Peptides_Jobe> essendon are drug cheats
29:00 <Crispy> what do lawn bowls and shooting cats and being a theif have in common
29:00 <No_Peptides_Jobe> ask your old man?
29:00 <British^Meat> nothing?
29:00 <Crispy> oh wow
29:00 <No_Peptides_Jobe> lol
30:00 <Crispy> he got robbed
30:00 <No_Peptides_Jobe> inside job
30:00 <Crispy> yeah that makes sense
30:00 <TheRon> split enz - message to my girl
30:00 <No_Peptides_Jobe> they say it was his son
30:00 <Crispy> hahaha
30:00 <crash> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2XiYUYcpsT4
30:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Bob Marley - I Shot The Sheriff (Aug 7, 2008) 4:43 - Category: Music - 12,187,421 - 30,373 likes (98.2%), 557 dislikes (1.8%)
30:00 <Crispy> yeah i did it from russia
30:00 <Crispy> because i have an avatar
30:00 <No_Peptides_Jobe> lol
31:00 <Crispy> people really should of noticed somthing dodgy about a 12  food blue dude 
31:00 <Crispy> but i guess people havent seen me in a while
31:00 <Crispy> easy mistake
31:00 <No_Peptides_Jobe> yeah it is
32:00 <Crispy> they stole my boat engine aswell
32:00 <No_Peptides_Jobe> lol really
32:00 <No_Peptides_Jobe> the cunts
32:00 <Crispy> probably didnt go either
32:00 <No_Peptides_Jobe> coons??
32:00 <Crispy> been a fair few eyars
32:00 <Crispy> no idea
32:00 <TheRon> raccoons?
32:00 <crash> i have never listened to marley while stoned
32:00 <crash> is it better ?
33:00 <No_Peptides_Jobe> lol 2 darcy
33:00 <No_Peptides_Jobe> @@
33:00 <Crispy> no idea
33:00 <TheRon> same as hendrix i imagine
33:00 <crash> i like both as a non stoner
33:00 <crash> but if the music is better ie on their level
34:00 <crash> guess my bad :P
34:00 <TheRon> beeing stoned makes you vote greens and thats no good for anybody
34:00 <crash> would be like saying you have to be gay to listen to queen
35:00 <British^Meat> lol
35:00 <TheRon> queen is different
35:00 <TheRon> i went out to see i could fall in love again, that was my mistake
36:00 <crash> was it a crash and burn?
37:00 <crash> TheRon, when did you last have a girl ?
37:00 <TheRon> the one i ordered?
37:00 <crash> she arrived yet ?
38:00 <TheRon> still on the docks
38:00 <No_Peptides_Jobe> greens and independants are fucking this country
38:00 <No_Peptides_Jobe> Crispy how old are u?
38:00 <crash> greens and independants don't have much of a say
38:00 <Crispy> wow political
38:00 <Crispy> 30
38:00 <crash> thats judging by the last 2-3 decades
38:00 <No_Peptides_Jobe> they do when they hold a balance of power
38:00 <No_Peptides_Jobe> are u cuppers age?
38:00 <crash> if you think there is more than 2 political parties then ouch
38:00 <No_Peptides_Jobe> or she is older?
38:00 <Crispy> i dont know, who is cuppa
39:00 <No_Peptides_Jobe> your old mans opposition
39:00 <Crispy> oh her, i have no idea who old she is
39:00 <No_Peptides_Jobe> she is a muppet
39:00 <TheRon> what more can a poor boy do
40:00 <Crispy> dance
40:00 <No_Peptides_Jobe> run naked through the streets
41:00 <Crispy> thats always an option
41:00 <TheRon> jack it in san diego?
41:00 <No_Peptides_Jobe> bit coldy tonight
41:00 <No_Peptides_Jobe> rained all day
41:00 <crash> coldy ?
41:00 <Crispy> is it
41:00 <No_Peptides_Jobe> cold**
41:00 <TheRon> carlton coldies are shit
41:00 <Crispy> has it rained much there latley
41:00 <No_Peptides_Jobe> nuh fuck all
41:00 <Crispy> or is it still drought style
41:00 <No_Peptides_Jobe> nuh not drought
42:00 <No_Peptides_Jobe> just havnt had a lot of winter rains
42:00 <No_Peptides_Jobe> good autumn break for farmers, this rain was needed
42:00 <TheRon> to grow the corns?
42:00 <crash> i got roped into dinner tonight with my neighbor and his family. being deported back to indonesia
42:00 <Crispy> oh good
42:00 <No_Peptides_Jobe> no corns here
42:00 <No_Peptides_Jobe> lol crash
42:00 <No_Peptides_Jobe> why is he being deported
42:00 <TheRon> Ana_Ng: dear god!!
42:00 <Crispy> how old are you picard?
42:00 <TheRon> didn't give the place a chance
43:00 <No_Peptides_Jobe> 43
43:00 <Ana_Ng> mein gott
43:00 <crash> he hasn't had a job and only on temp visa
43:00 <Crispy> cool col
43:00 <Ana_Ng> well the bar was nice
43:00 <British^Meat> indo food sounds great
43:00 <crash> his english is terrible
43:00 <No_Peptides_Jobe> oh ok 
43:00 <Ana_Ng> but i have to go other places for the sex
43:00 <crash> nice guy though, plenty of times got coffee,sugar,milk,smokes off him
44:00 <TheRon> history never repeats i tell myself before i goto sleep
44:00 <crash> on that note better go spray some bo basher on and clean my teeth
45:00 <British^Meat> can we deport pandas back to wales then?
45:00 <No_Peptides_Jobe> lol
45:00 <No_Peptides_Jobe> hopefully
45:00 <No_Peptides_Jobe> or to tassie
45:00 <TheRon> he is the only gay in the vilage
45:00 <No_Peptides_Jobe> matthew?
46:00 <British^Meat> yer, i doubt he actually is from wales, so tassie will do
46:00 <British^Meat> off of the mainland at least
46:00 <xm> ey tooheys 
46:00 <xm> i found some other hardcore
46:00 <xm> of mine
46:00 <Crispy> lol you sound like your off ship to shore
46:00 <xm> one was happy hardcore
46:00 <British^Meat> how awesome was that show?
47:00 <TheRon> Ana_Ng: try no bra tomorrow ight, might have more luck
47:00 <Crispy> haha it was amazing
47:00 <No_Peptides_Jobe> it wasnt
47:00 <Ana_Ng> you must be confusing me with Ana_Nb
47:00 <tooheys> hey xm 
47:00 <TheRon> damn
48:00 <TheRon> any eligable men there?
48:00 <tooheys> lol Ana_Ng 
48:00 <partay> Wait what ana you back already? 
48:00 <Ana_Ng> yeah, bar closed :(
48:00 <TheRon> damn
49:00 <TheRon> do any shots??
49:00 <Ana_Ng> no
49:00 <xm> tooheys, https://www.dropbox.com/s/6j6xkn5l6klpcby/bouncing_bunnies%28vix_remix%29.mp3
49:00 <TheRon> beers?
49:00 <xm> old 90s style. a friend remixed what i did
49:00 <partay> TheRon is available for a date
49:00 <TheRon> wines?
49:00 <British^Meat> "The series was filmed on location in Point Peron and Rockingham (Perth), with shots of Garden Island and the bridge to HMAS Stirling creating the feel of an island. Additional interior classroom filming was performed in Applecross Primary School, Applecross."
49:00 <Ana_Ng> beer
49:00 <Ana_Ng> they have 20 beers on tap
49:00 <xm> it was .xm then he worked on it in .it
49:00 <TheRon> all taste the same??
49:00 <Ana_Ng> negra modelo
50:00 <xm> i was a teen when i wrote it so excuse the cheese :)
50:00 <TheRon> never heard of that one
50:00 <tooheys> xm, i was just going to say that was done on a tracker wasnt it :P
50:00 <Ana_Ng> it's a mexican beer
50:00 <TheRon> lemon on top?
50:00 <Ana_Ng> no
50:00 <Ana_Ng> fruit with beer is wrong
50:00 <No_Peptides_Jobe> rockingham, chucky the pedo would of been loving that show
50:00 <TheRon> corona is nice with lemon
50:00 <tooheys> pffft... only poofters put lemon in their beer
50:00 <No_Peptides_Jobe> scotch and dry is nice with a lime
51:00 <tooheys> xm, sounds like something you'd hear on one of the early bonkers compilations... not a bad track mate
51:00 <xm> thanks
51:00 <xm> also
51:00 <xm> last night i listened to bonkers 15
51:00 <xm> the hixxy recon one
51:00 <British^Meat> they should do a ship to shore, now and then
51:00 <xm> pretty good. strange i didnt pick up on it last time
51:00 <TheRon> Ana_Ng: got any tunes on?
51:00 <British^Meat> or a ship to shore/spellbinder cross over
51:00 <Ana_Ng> yeah i'm rocking out to bloomberg radio
52:00 <TheRon> whats that?
52:00 <Ana_Ng> financial news
52:00 <TheRon> damn
52:00 <tooheys> xm, yeah its not too bad, i think that has geos - gonna take you high 
52:00 <tooheys> i like that one
52:00 <TheRon> kind of need to be sober to follow that shit
52:00 <Ana_Ng> oh, i'm not listening to it
52:00 <TheRon> no?
53:00 <TheRon> background noise?
53:00 <Ana_Ng> pretty much
53:00 <Ana_Ng> i learn by osmosis
53:00 <No_Peptides_Jobe> nick nat is fucking useless
53:00 <TheRon> no tunes?
54:00 <TheRon> i want to ride my bicycle i want to ride my bike
54:00 <No_Peptides_Jobe> TheRon u sure your not gay?
54:00 <TheRon> quite sure
54:00 <TheRon> are you?
54:00 <No_Peptides_Jobe> bi?
55:00 <No_Peptides_Jobe> your choice in songs has me a bit unsure
55:00 <TheRon> i'm thinking of taking up cycling, i'm bike curious
55:00 <No_Peptides_Jobe> lol
55:00 <Ana_Ng> i don't often listen to music when i'm alone
55:00 <TheRon> no?
55:00 <TheRon> best way to escape
56:00 <Ana_Ng> i just live a life i don't have to escape from
56:00 <No_Peptides_Jobe> i hate bike riders
56:00 <No_Peptides_Jobe> cunts should be run over
56:00 <Ana_Ng> i also listen to music all day at work, i'm the dj
57:00 <TheRon> awesome
58:00 <spookyfingers> oh man
58:00 <TheRon> mumford & sons - little lion man
58:00 <spookyfingers> bought 21 pieces original
58:00 <spookyfingers> then realised itd make me sick lol so gave half away
58:00 <British^Meat> heh lardass
58:00 <TheRon> you really like chicken?
58:00 <spookyfingers> Brittney I didn't know you were a lover of shitty Australian tee vee shows man
59:00 <spookyfingers> don't mind it Ronnie, haven't had kfc pieces for ages
59:00 <spookyfingers> greasy as fk 
59:00 <TheRon> i get kfc when i go golfing
59:00 <spookyfingers> wish I could golf
59:00 <spookyfingers> my brother can
59:00 <TheRon> instead of a bucket of sand i get a bucket of kfc
59:00 <spookyfingers> hahahaha
00:00 <spookyfingers> I just can't compose myself man and get a swing goin'
00:00 <TheRon> i just really like chicken
00:00 <spookyfingers> I really like quail
00:00 <spookyfingers> xD
00:00 <TheRon> try the happy gilmore, it works
00:00 <spookyfingers> u get em up in the hills man
00:00 <spookyfingers> like rats
00:00 <spookyfingers> omfg
01:00 <spookyfingers> ronnies i had yabbie first time since i was a kid on tues!!
01:00 <spookyfingers> nommmm
01:00 <TheRon> NICE!!!
01:00 <spookyfingers> yer i thought oh yabbie i dont remember prob be shit
01:00 <spookyfingers> NOPE
01:00 <spookyfingers> !
01:00 <TheRon> get rid of the trail and it's beautiful
02:00 <spookyfingers> yeah was battered n fried
02:00 <spookyfingers> at viet restaurant
02:00 <TheRon> that works, could be overcooked
02:00 <spookyfingers> yeah I couldn't say uno
03:00 <TheRon> viets fry anything that isn't nailed to the kitchen bench
03:00 <spookyfingers> don't eat them enough or do it myself, ever, to know
03:00 <spookyfingers> HAHAHA
03:00 <spookyfingers> cambos r worse
03:00 <British^Meat> spookyfingers, go mental like you did the other night, that was funny as
03:00 <spookyfingers> scorpions on sticks n shit
03:00 <spookyfingers> was it?
03:00 <spookyfingers> did you record it for me so I can put the vhs in n watch it lateh Brittney?
04:00 <TheRon> go eagles
04:00 <British^Meat> just check ur logs
04:00 <spookyfingers> but i dont log
04:00 <TheRon> logs!!!!
04:00 <spookyfingers> do i?
04:00 <British^Meat> loooooooooool
04:00 <spookyfingers> Brittney
04:00 <spookyfingers> babes
04:00 <British^Meat> knew youd say that
04:00 <TheRon> i log all the time
04:00 <spookyfingers> hah
04:00 <spookyfingers> dont try to play my games, Brittney
05:00 <British^Meat> you said the other night u did log
05:00 <British^Meat> sheesh
05:00 <spookyfingers> did I?
05:00 <British^Meat> u really canthandle ya drink can ya?
05:00 <TheRon> i believe in a thing called love
05:00 <spookyfingers> I'm going to have to check my logs then
05:00 <spookyfingers> see if I said it or no.
05:00 <spookyfingers> hahahaha
05:00 <TheRon> who doesn't love a good log
05:00 <spookyfingers> I like to drop a good few Ronnies.
06:00 <Ana_Ng> it's big, it's heavy, it's wood
06:00 <spookyfingers> Fell-a-Log!
06:00 <spookyfingers> lol ANa!!!
06:00 <spookyfingers> gon give me wood keep typin like that
06:00 <TheRon> my bad
06:00 <TheRon> go eagles
07:00 <spookyfingers> Brittney baby
07:00 <spookyfingers> let's have some fun?
07:00 <spookyfingers> aye
07:00 <British^Meat> sure
07:00 <PandasDontDrive> ok
07:00 <British^Meat> you'll just end up in a bad mood or ignoreing me
07:00 <PandasDontDrive> you start
07:00 <British^Meat> but sure, go ahead
07:00 <PandasDontDrive> thankyou
07:00 <TheRon> i believe in a thing called love
07:00 <Ana_Ng> http://nicktoons.nick.com/videos/clip/stimpys-big-day-log-song-1.html
08:00 <PandasDontDrive> that alone is worth this
08:00 <slinky_J> yawn.,
08:00 <Ana_Ng> endure the commercials to see the Log ad
08:00 <slinky_J> Gazza.
09:00 <TheRon> fuck it essendon
10:00 <slinky_J> Brittney!
10:00 <slinky_J> ur not in chan
10:00 <slinky_J> we cant start till ur in chan.
10:00 <TheRon> spears?
10:00 <slinky_J> nay
10:00 <British^Meat> he's lost it
10:00 <slinky_J> get in ps3
10:00 <TheRon> is brittney real??
10:00 <slinky_J> babes
10:00 <British^Meat> nah
11:00 <slinky_J> k
11:00 <slinky_J> guess i just gotta let u rant about me then
11:00 <slinky_J> gay..
11:00 <British^Meat> still waitin for u to start JB
11:00 <Ana_Ng> the love of my life named his daughter brittney
11:00 <TheRon> what do you think of john waters movies?
11:00 <Ana_Ng> well his wife probably did, but ugh
11:00 <slinky_J> hold on
12:00 <slinky_J> hold on Brittney.. hold on
12:00 <TheRon> not yet?
12:00 <Ana_Ng> it's brittany and there should be no diversion from that spelling
12:00 <slinky_J> OKay babes 
13:00 <slinky_J> so we start from here when I wasnt chatting but coincidently just paid attention
13:00 <slinky_J> [16:16] <British^Meat> LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL @ spookyfingers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (aka PandasDontDrive, slinky_j, Jawsh, and a thousand other lame nicks)
13:00 <TheRiddler> hallo
13:00 <Ana_Ng> slinky, you just defined how i do irc
13:00 <TheRiddler> umpires win it
13:00 <slinky_J> lol ANa, what?
13:00 <slinky_J> haha
13:00 <Ana_Ng> just see what's there and roll with it
14:00 <slinky_J> yup!
14:00 <slinky_J> thassit!
14:00 <slinky_J> lols
14:00 <TheRon> captain jack will get you high tonight take you to your special island
14:00 <TheRiddler> great win by the umpires Matthew :p
14:00 <Matthew> fuck up idiot
14:00 <TheRiddler> lol
14:00 <Matthew> 1 decision in the final 30 seconds cost the game did it? 70m out from goal...
14:00 <Matthew> nothing said about WCE choking a 35 point lead though
15:00 <TheRiddler> lol
15:00 <TheRon> test them for drugs now
15:00 <partay> lol
15:00 <partay> Where's Picard when essendon win
15:00 <TheRiddler> nice win by watson
16:00 <TheRiddler> lol
16:00 <TheRon> essendon wasting all this money in a futile effort
16:00 <TheRon> asada and afl had every right to investigate
16:00 <slinky_J> Brittney!!!!
17:00 <slinky_J> You there babes?
17:00 <Matthew> expert commetary from TheRon, right on the scene of the investigation from his 1 bedroom shithole in Ballarat... thanks mate!
17:00 <Matthew> I'll be sure to ask you more about your 'expert' opinion when the final hearing occurs
17:00 <TheRon> slinky_J: remember what the doctor said, no sex until the fill course of antibiotics
18:00 <slinky_J> aye
18:00 <slinky_J> then again
18:00 <slinky_J> sometimes I can't believe I leave the strip club with more spunk thank I come in with!
18:00 <TheRon> that shit must travel
19:00 <TheRiddler> it's all other guys
19:00 <British^Meat> yer im here
19:00 <British^Meat> stop pm'ing u me you whackjob
19:00 <tooheys> :/
19:00 <slinky_J> pming
19:00 <slinky_J> you mean this? Brittney. <slinky_J> Must suck to be you uh
19:00 <slinky_J> <slinky_J> a good pep talk's you goin' on about me for four hours in ps3 chan.
19:00 <slinky_J> <slinky_J> hah!
19:00 <slinky_J> aye?
19:00 <British^Meat> yes
19:00 <British^Meat> dont do that
20:00 <slinky_J> don't go on about me for four hours in ps3 chan?
20:00 <British^Meat> pm'ing me
20:00 <slinky_J> who
20:00 <TheRon> matthew i don't get why you get so upset, i mean i make it clear that i think essendon are scum
20:00 <slinky_J> pming Brittney
20:00 <British^Meat> sheesh JB pay attention
20:00 <slinky_J> ?
20:00 <slinky_J> to?
20:00 <slinky_J> You're losing me babes..
20:00 <British^Meat> not hard
20:00 <slinky_J> yours?
20:00 <slinky_J> nattie mine man
20:00 <slinky_J> Hard as a redwood!
21:00 <TheRon> she wore a raspberry beret the kind you find in a second hand store
21:00 <partay> Slinky you having one of your episodes you nutcase2
22:00 <TheRiddler> what a idiot thing to have in nrl
22:00 <British^Meat> not yet, he's obviously drunk
22:00 <British^Meat> just give it an hour or so
22:00 <TheRiddler> ball boys I mean
22:00 <slinky_J> no
22:00 <TheRiddler> the rule rather
22:00 <slinky_J> want to keep guessting? Brittney.
22:00 <slinky_J> -t
22:00 <slinky_J> you lil gazza you
22:00 <TheRon> fuck me drunk what a drubbing, 42 to 6 in what was often a spiteful encounter
29:00 <slinky_J> lol
29:00 <slinky_J> bit early
29:00 <slinky_J> or is saturday a rule
29:00 <The_Baron> no rules on a saturday
29:00 <slinky_J> haha
29:00 <slinky_J> aye
29:00 <slinky_J> im still waiting till 8pm
30:00 <slinky_J> 1r xD
30:00 <slinky_J> hr*
30:00 <The_Baron> sadly I have chosen to be sensible tonight and chill out at home
30:00 <The_Baron> break much needed
31:00 <slinky_J> nah shame in it
31:00 <slinky_J> long as you have tea!
31:00 <slinky_J> peach tea man!
32:00 <exem> keep the Sabbath holy. IRC during the day and get drunk at night and pas out
32:00 <exem> pass*
33:00 <slinky_J> Sabbath ay
33:00 <TheRiddler> hallo
33:00 <TheRiddler> err
33:00 <TheRiddler> tigers will win
34:00 <exem> the passout over
34:00 <exem> the ones that obeyed God to get blind drunk were spared a hangover
35:00 <exem> but only if there were lamb's blood outside hte door
36:00 <The_Baron> peach tea would be mint
36:00 <The_Baron> but that means like...a walk
36:00 <slinky_J> XD
36:00 <The_Baron> like a whole 5 minutes!
36:00 <slinky_J> *sends thru teh intarnetz*
36:00 <slinky_J> blueberry too*
36:00 <slinky_J> xD
36:00 <The_Baron> that would be extra dope
36:00 <exem> they still do it to this day. and they still dont get hangovers. probably because it's too sweet and a girly drink
41:00 <Mew> dammit slinky_J 
41:00 <Mew> do they have internet in prison now?
42:00 <The_Baron> in like minimum security...yes
42:00 <The_Baron> monitored of course
43:00 <Mew> oh The_Baron!!!
43:00 <The_Baron> hey Mew!
43:00 <The_Baron> !!
43:00 <The_Baron> !!!!
44:00 <The_Baron> EXCLAMATION MARKS!!!!!!
44:00 <The_Baron> YAY!
44:00 <The_Baron> !
44:00 <exem> 30 seconds mourning for kuniva/joelly please. and a black ascii band 0,1      .  he's been imprisoned for life for robbing a bottle shop with a sharpened toilet brush
45:00 <The_Baron> lol
45:00 <exem> k mourning over
45:00 <exem> that's all he deserves
45:00 <Mew> !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
45:00 <exem> raise the centrelink flags back up
45:00 <Mew> joelly isnt in jail yet hes still online
46:00 <slinky_J> Aye
46:00 <exem> maybe he's got home detention. not that it changes anything
46:00 <TheRiddler> what did he do
46:00 <TheRiddler> ?
46:00 <slinky_J> and Brittney's given up the troll for tonight aye Mew..
46:00 <exem> drugs, avo or something
46:00 <slinky_J> your turn?
46:00 <exem> i offered to be his lawyer but he refused
46:00 <exem> so he deserves this 
47:00 <exem> i could have turned it around and had the jury in tears
47:00 <exem> when they heard about Joel's childhood
47:00 <exem> i'd just steal Lo's lifestory
47:00 <exem> about Sara that kissed him but never came. the missing remote that mysteriously came back the next day. and the kid that stole his eraser in year 5
47:00 <exem> came back*
48:00 <TheRiddler> tigers are on fire
48:00 <partay> So are Brisbane
49:00 <partay> 4 goals 1
49:00 <TheRiddler> who are lions up against?
50:00 <Mew> huh slinky_J?
51:00 <partay> Collingwood
53:00 <matrix> Hi Ness
53:00 <slinky_J> I'M SORRY MEW I;M TRYING TO CHAT TO DIRTY PROSTITUTES ON THE PHONE!
54:00 <ATS63> They're not really prostitutes if they don't put out
54:00 <exem> you need to start your own phone service and charge people $5 p/m to listen to you rap poeems
55:00 <exem> a surcharge for improv
58:00 <slinky_J> um
58:00 <slinky_J> should be smoking
58:00 <slinky_J> but, you dont rap poems..
58:00 <The_Baron> rap is like ignorant poetry backed by a drum machine
58:00 <The_Baron> :P
58:00 <exem> MPC is easy as 1-2-3
58:00 <The_Baron> oath it is
59:00 <The_Baron> o0o look
59:00 <slinky_J> The_Baron
59:00 <The_Baron> I sampled some Africa Bambatta and now I'm gonna put a continuous syncopating 808 snare line
59:00 <slinky_J> when it comes to poetry
59:00 <slinky_J> if someone hasn't read Paraidse Lost
59:00 <slinky_J> has no intention
59:00 <slinky_J> ..
00:00 <exem> you dont rap poems. that's like saying having sex instead of making love
00:00 <slinky_J> it isnt, but since you said it.
01:00 <exem> BLondi3 was the first rappah
01:00 <Ana_Ng> gil-scott heron
01:00 <slinky_J> Sometimes, it takes a complete stranger, when family and friends can't get the message across. exem. You're stupid.
01:00 <exem> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pHCdS7O248g
01:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Blondie - Rapture (Feb 24, 2009) 4:55 - Category: Music - 4,765,545 - 17,574 likes (97.2%), 500 dislikes (2.8%)
01:00 <Ana_Ng> she had that big hit though
02:00 <Ana_Ng> i sang it all the time
02:00 <`> #mildura reunion =)
02:00 <exem> ok twinky_gay u not get jokes coz ur so tight all da time hidin behind liez
02:00 <Crispy> hahahha for life
02:00 <`> fuck, i can't find the like button
03:00 <The_Baron> like buttons are for pussies
03:00 <Crispy> nither can i
03:00 <Crispy> mmm i think im going to go buy a car today
03:00 <The_Baron> caving into someones vanity like that
03:00 <The_Baron> :P
03:00 <Crispy> and drive to slovinia
04:00 <Crispy> im suprised you didnt get banned for spamming eurotek
04:00 <`> you should buy a shitbox, paint an IS flag on it and park it in front of the american embassy
04:00 <Crispy> hahaha
04:00 <exem> what about shads paying for plays and radio play. its big business mate. it drives the economy
04:00 <`> and see how far you can run befor they shoot you
05:00 <Crispy> a fee months ago i woke up edi rama the albanian prime ministers house
05:00 <Crispy> they were not happy
05:00 <Crispy> not the best of hang overs
05:00 <`> did you leave a burning paper bag of dog shit on his door step?
05:00 <Crispy> thats what you get for not repparing your fences, drunk people will enter
06:00 <Crispy> he had a pool. asif im not going to go pool hopping
06:00 <exem> best way to protect your property against drunks is to have a fake booze bus parked in front
06:00 <slinky_J> exem
06:00 <`> if you're the albanian prime minister, you could probably just have a real one
06:00 <Crispy> hahaha
07:00 <Crispy> theres a fake mac donalds down the road
07:00 <Crispy> they are all about the fake shit
07:00 <`> wtf?
07:00 <`> fuckin hipsters.
07:00 <exem> a friend had a run-in with an Albanian gang here
07:00 <slinky_J> exem
07:00 <exem> he was 'forced' to say the gang leader didnt cause hte car accident
08:00 <Crispy> WOW
08:00 <slinky_J> you got a chip on your shoulder, right, size of Charlemagne's ego.
08:00 <Crispy> i find albanians funny
08:00 <Crispy> they are so stereotypical
08:00 <exem> they're the ones smuggling drugs over there...
08:00 <`> funny like a monkey with an eye patch
08:00 <zaim> whos the albanian pm?
08:00 <Crispy> edi rama
08:00 <exem> amongst other things
09:00 <`> or funny like a drunk falling down stairs while pissing himself?
09:00 <Crispy> hahaha
09:00 <Crispy> all of the above
09:00 <`> when i lived in melbourne, we had a problem with people pissing on our front door
09:00 <`> we had a wire door mat
09:00 <`> and a wire security door
10:00 <exem> should have set up an electric trap 
10:00 <exem> ah
10:00 <`> and i had an electric fence transformer
10:00 <exem> hahahahahah
10:00 <exem> good on ya
10:00 <`> just set it on low and wait for the screams of pain
10:00 <`> the women were the worst
10:00 <Crispy> ahhaha thats funny as
11:00 <exem> were you close to a club?
11:00 <The_Baron> lol!
11:00 <The_Baron> nasty
11:00 <The_Baron> but hillarious
11:00 <`> cnr of highlander lane and flinders street
11:00 <exem> ive heard of similar stories but not residential
11:00 <Ana_Ng> there was a animated short where cows were inside an electric fence
11:00 <`> opposite side of the road to the aquarium
11:00 <`> close to lots of clubs
11:00 <Ana_Ng> one was curious and bit it - ZAAAPPPP
12:00 <Ana_Ng> then another one did ZZZAAAPPP
12:00 <exem> do you know why cows wear bells, Ana_Ng ?
12:00 <Ana_Ng> then they all bit it
12:00 <Ana_Ng> and enjoyed it
12:00 <Ana_Ng> it was called Better than Grass
12:00 <`> they were just lookin for the next buzz
12:00 <Ana_Ng> exem why do cows wear bells?
12:00 <exem> so the grass gets a warning
12:00 <exem> - year 3 kid
13:00 <`> i've never seen a cow wearing a bell
13:00 <couleurs> so u can hear teh bacon
13:00 <couleurs> -- me
13:00 <`> cows... bacon? dude are you on drugs?
13:00 <Ana_Ng> i thought it so your roommate won't walk in on you
13:00 <Crispy> when i lived in swizerland in the alps, all the cows wore bells.. it was so anoying
13:00 <couleurs> yes
13:00 <Ana_Ng> hah
13:00 <exem> i just think of cow bells because of that cheese
13:00 <Ana_Ng> i thought the bells were charming
13:00 <exem> and also "needs more cowbell"
13:00 <Crispy> fucking ding dong.. im hung over.. fuck away cows
14:00 <`> wouldn't the bells be wrose if they were fuckin away at it like rabbits?
14:00 <Crispy> it was cute for the first year or so
14:00 <`> i'd rather they fucked off =P
14:00 <Crispy> hahaha
15:00 <RolfHarris> ok folks who wants to play my wobble board
15:00 <Crispy> its my turn now rolfy boy
15:00 <RolfHarris> you can't tie this kangaroo down, sport
16:00 <`> i've had enough shit talking tonight, i'm getting back to some work
16:00 <`> cyas
17:00 <exem> come back i want to hear more electro-urinal stories
18:00 <Ana_Ng> there is this thing called a 9-volt battery
18:00 <Ana_Ng> i put my tongue on it
18:00 <Ana_Ng> and get a buzz
18:00 <Ana_Ng> then pee all over
19:00 <TheRiddler> do you fap while doing it
19:00 <exem> is that howo you test if your smoke alarm still works
19:00 <partay> Exem no
19:00 <exem> i just wait until it starts beeping
21:00 <partay> Ana you're hard core
21:00 <Ana_Ng> but wait, there's more
21:00 <Ana_Ng> just kidding, no there isn't
22:00 <Ana_Ng> my former roommate, she was 34 years old, and didn't know what a 9-volt battery was
22:00 <tooheys> what a fuckin moron
22:00 <No_Peptides_Jobe> fucken
22:00 <exem> this is more powerful, Ana_Ng http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Tko1G6XRiQ
22:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Blondie Atomic (Official Video). ( Apr 5, 2012) - Category: People & Blogs - -
23:00 <Ana_Ng> just the tip of the iceberg of how sheltered she was
23:00 <tooheys> probably didnt know what tcp/ip was either, even though she used it every single day
23:00 <partay> Ana I'm sure her vibe used a few
23:00 <Ana_Ng> vibes don't use 9 volt
23:00 <Ana_Ng> weak sauce
24:00 <TheRiddler> I have a vibe
24:00 <TheRiddler> normal 1 n a prostate 1
24:00 <Matthew> how it all came trueeeeeeeeee
25:00 <No_Peptides_Jobe> i was fucked at half time and bomber gave me a jab and i feel great now
25:00 <partay> Ana what batteries do yours take? 
25:00 <Ana_Ng> i am off that shit
25:00 <Ana_Ng> but if i go back, i will get a wall charger kind
25:00 <partay> Yup
26:00 <partay> Good thinking 99
26:00 <TheRiddler> I'm watching get smart now
26:00 <TheRiddler> :o
26:00 <Ana_Ng> at the sex store, they will start them up and put them in your hand
26:00 <Peptides_Jobe> Agent 86
26:00 <Ana_Ng> i nearly came from that
26:00 <partay> Yah my gf loves them
26:00 <TheRiddler> the series not the movie
27:00 <TheRiddler> the movie is shit
27:00 <Ana_Ng> barbara feldon
27:00 <Peptides_Jobe> partay i can see why, she says you're a dud root
27:00 <exem> i bet you loved the nude bomb
27:00 <exem> TheRiddler: 
27:00 <Peptides_Jobe> Gone in 60 Seconds
27:00 <partay> lol
27:00 <Ana_Ng> but really that show is all buck henry
27:00 <Ana_Ng> genuis
27:00 <TheRiddler> I have not seen it yet
27:00 <partay> Indeed
27:00 <Ana_Ng> ok it's bedtime
28:00 <Ana_Ng> i just spelled genius wrong
28:00 <exem> Get Smart was very good. cant really think of much i nthe 70s
28:00 <TheRiddler> night
28:00 <TheRiddler> going to fap?
28:00 <exem> was that M*A*S*H? couldnt get into that
28:00 <partay> Nites
28:00 <TheRiddler> mash is ok
28:00 <exem> they obviously spent too much time on a good theme song than the script
28:00 <TheRiddler> lol
28:00 <partay> M*A*S*H was good
28:00 <Ana_Ng> ok
29:00 <Ana_Ng> you are high
29:00 <Ana_Ng> mash was great
29:00 <TheRiddler> happy days is good
29:00 <Ana_Ng> but you have to really watch it
29:00 <Ana_Ng> it's all dialogue
29:00 <partay> The theme song is a simon & Garfunkel song
29:00 <Ana_Ng> no it isn't
29:00 <Ana_Ng> johnny mandel
29:00 <partay> Suicide is painless
29:00 <Ana_Ng> paul simon did not write that
29:00 <Ana_Ng> your trivias are broken
30:00 <Peptides_Jobe> partay how do u know?
30:00 <Peptides_Jobe> another thing you failed?
30:00 <partay> Os the song name fuck wit
30:00 <partay> Retard
30:00 <Ana_Ng> heh
30:00 <partay> What a loser
30:00 <Peptides_Jobe> loooooooooooooooooooooooooooolllllllllllllllll
30:00 <partay> Hahaha
30:00 <partay> Poor Picard
31:00 <partay> Reject2
31:00 <partay> Lol
31:00 <Peptides_Jobe> fail at life
31:00 <partay> Hahaha
31:00 <partay> Repulsed
32:00 <partay> ;)
32:00 <Ana_Ng> but
32:00 <Ana_Ng> everyone should see the mash movie
32:00 <Peptides_Jobe> y?
32:00 <Ana_Ng> donald sutherland is incredible
33:00 <Peptides_Jobe> whats good about it?
33:00 <partay> Picard is too stupid to get the humor
33:00 <Peptides_Jobe> wasnt a big fan os mash
33:00 <Ana_Ng> sharp sarcastic wit, hilarious and a bit of drama
33:00 <Peptides_Jobe> of*
33:00 <TheRiddler> he cant even get the humour of jackass
34:00 <Ana_Ng> oh, is jackass supposed to be funny? :)
34:00 <Peptides_Jobe> perhaps its not really funny
34:00 <TheRiddler> :p
34:00 <TheRiddler> prehaps you're just retarded
34:00 <partay> lol
35:00 <Peptides_Jobe> prehaps????
35:00 <partay> And a loser
35:00 <Ana_Ng> pre + haps
35:00 <Ana_Ng> before haps
35:00 <partay> Poor Picard
35:00 <Peptides_Jobe> loserrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
36:00 <Peptides_Jobe> partay how was working cleaning the food court?
36:00 <Ana_Ng> you missed an r
36:00 <TheRiddler> you're really acting like mayo now
36:00 <Peptides_Jobe> enjoy earning $16 an hour today?
36:00 <Ana_Ng> oh god not mayo
36:00 <Peptides_Jobe> such a wealthy man
36:00 <Ana_Ng> who's mayo
36:00 <partay> lol
37:00 <Peptides_Jobe> after 12 years on the dole i can understand why you think you are wealthy earning $574 a week
37:00 <Peptides_Jobe> mate seriously thats not a lot of money
37:00 <exem> maybe is a scientist. he analyses things. like other men on Austnet
37:00 <TheRiddler> 574 a week isn't bad
37:00 <exem> mayo*
37:00 <Peptides_Jobe> lol TheRiddler
38:00 <Peptides_Jobe> u keep thinking that son
38:00 <partay> Picard is a factory worker.  He'll be there till he's 70
38:00 <Peptides_Jobe> now im a factory worker?
39:00 <Peptides_Jobe> earlier today u were ranting about air cons
39:00 <partay> Hahaha
39:00 <TheRiddler> he works the factory floor like he works the streets
39:00 <partay> 12hr days
39:00 <partay> LOL
39:00 <Peptides_Jobe> partay cleans up other peoples food scraps 
39:00 <Peptides_Jobe> loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooollllllllllllllllllllllll
39:00 <partay> Poor Picard
40:00 <Peptides_Jobe> do u take the half eaten kebabs home?
40:00 <TheRiddler> picard polishes poles
40:00 <Peptides_Jobe> that would seem like a feast to you
40:00 <TheRiddler> that's his job in the factory
40:00 <Peptides_Jobe> TheRiddler you have me confused with Matthew
40:00 <TheRiddler> he takes pride in it
40:00 <Peptides_Jobe> he likes poles
41:00 <TheRiddler> that's why you love him
41:00 <Ana_Ng> i took a pole once
41:00 <Peptides_Jobe> nuh, stop projecting
41:00 <Ana_Ng> his name was laszlow
41:00 <Peptides_Jobe> Ana_Ng im sure u have taken many
42:00 <TheRiddler> the radio dj?
42:00 <TheRiddler> and tv host
42:00 <TheRiddler> and gta celebrity
43:00 <Peptides_Jobe> u scared it off
43:00 <Peptides_Jobe> `8ball is matthew a cock sucker?
43:00 <ChanOP> 8ball: is matthew a cock sucker??? No.!!
43:00 <Peptides_Jobe> wtf
43:00 <Peptides_Jobe> `8ball does Matthew want to fuck me
43:00 <ChanOP> 8ball: does Matthew want to fuck me?? Most likely.!!
44:00 <Peptides_Jobe> `8ball partay has a low iq
44:00 <ChanOP> 8ball: partay has a low iq?? It would take a disturbed person to even ask.!!
44:00 <Peptides_Jobe> `8ball partay has sex with animals
44:00 <ChanOP> 8ball: partay has sex with animals?? It would take a disturbed person to even ask.!!
45:00 <Peptides_Jobe> ok now im bored
46:00 <TheRiddler> lol pwned by 8ball
47:00 <TheRiddler> you're a disturbed person
48:00 <partay> LOL
48:00 <partay> and repulsive
48:00 <TheRiddler> hai Nikky`
48:00 <Nikky`> Hey TheRiddler :o)
49:00 <Nikky`> It is all happening in here tonight
50:00 <Peptides_Jobe> Nikky` its going off
50:00 <Nikky`> I can see
51:00 <Nikky`> Kinda sad I didn't come on earlier
51:00 <Peptides_Jobe> we need u to post some tit pics to get things going
51:00 <Nikky`> No worries.. let me just go onto google and find some tit pics
53:00 <Nikky`> Hey Zade :o)
53:00 <Zade> hello Nikky`
53:00 <Zade> how are you?
53:00 <Nikky`> I'm good and you?
54:00 <Zade> yeah ok ta
54:00 <TheRiddler> http://i.imgur.com/og07J.jpg
54:00 <Nikky`> Heading out tonight?
55:00 <Peptides_Jobe> your tits pics, 
55:00 <Peptides_Jobe> we want quality not some google crap
56:00 <Zade> yep Nikky`
56:00 <Zade> wanna come?
57:00 <Peptides_Jobe> can i cum?
57:00 <Nikky`> I don't have tit pics..sorry
57:00 <Peptides_Jobe> on your chest :)
57:00 <Peptides_Jobe> Nikky` im happy to skype u
58:00 <Nikky`> I'm all tucked up in bed Zade..think i'll stay here tonight
58:00 <TheRiddler> lol wtf a black cat
58:00 <Nikky`> I don't do skype
58:00 <TheRiddler> how is there a cat at the game lol
58:00 <Peptides_Jobe> that was an hour ago dickwad
58:00 <Zade> its so early Nikky`, are you on a promise?
58:00 <TheRiddler> is there a crazy cat lady at the game
59:00 <Peptides_Jobe> lol @ collingwood
59:00 <Nikky`> lol on no promise 
59:00 <Peptides_Jobe> its adelaide, they are all fucking crazy
02:00 <Peptides_Jobe> lol @ thompson
02:00 <Nikky`> lol at watching the footy
02:00 <Nikky`> jk
02:00 <Peptides_Jobe> lol
04:00 <partay> Picard you repulsive fat ugly prick.  No-one wants to Skype you. 
04:00 <partay> Hahaha
04:00 <Peptides_Jobe> partay get back to the food court, the floor is dirty
04:00 <Peptides_Jobe> u low life dog cunt
05:00 <Peptides_Jobe> google some more fantasy life for us 
05:00 <Peptides_Jobe> sure u are not josh's brother?
05:00 <TheRiddler> ...
05:00 <ATS63> Ya'll niggas niggering in a nigger nigga
05:00 <TheRiddler> it's a tigers home game you idiot
06:00 <Peptides_Jobe> TheRiddler wtf are u on about?
06:00 <TheRiddler> you cant even keep track of your own team
06:00 <TheRiddler> your mum
06:00 <Peptides_Jobe> a richmond home game?
07:00 <Peptides_Jobe> i will destroy you!
07:00 <TheRiddler> http://i.imgur.com/6TfH4.jpg
07:00 <TheRiddler> hai Mew
08:00 <TheRiddler> hai MJsGrl
08:00 <Mew> Hay riddlz
08:00 <Nikky`> mew pew
08:00 <Peptides_Jobe> lol @ TheRiddler saying hi to all the fat girls
08:00 <Mew> Niknik
08:00 <Mew> MJsGrl isn't fat
09:00 <Peptides_Jobe> looooooooooooool so u are
09:00 <Mew> I'm west coast massive
09:00 <Mew> tipping the scales at a tiny 148kg
10:00 <TheRiddler> you shouldn't say such things if your married to a elephant
10:00 <crash> i need a vacation
10:00 <Mew> Omg the zebra?
10:00 <crash> even though its the weekend
10:00 <ATS63> Thats big boned. Want another?
10:00 <MJsGrl> you talkin bout me???
10:00 <MJsGrl> how rude
11:00 <Nikky`> vacation to wash my car crash?
11:00 <TheRiddler> http://i.imgur.com/PBieV.jpg
11:00 <TheRiddler> lol
12:00 <Mew> I said you're not fat mjsgrl
12:00 <crash> Nikky`,  for 15 minutes a day at the same payrate ?
12:00 <Mew> Ruuuuude
12:00 <crash> i need servicing as well
12:00 <Nikky`> Yeah crash
12:00 <crash> ill be gentle the first few times though
12:00 <Nikky`> Excellent
12:00 <xm> you talkin about me? you're rude mister. don't have a cow man. did i do that
12:00 <TheRiddler> http://i.imgur.com/DyzJU.jpg
12:00 <TheRiddler> which are you
12:00 <TheRiddler> :p
13:00 <crash> did you do the gym routine Nikky`  
13:00 <Nikky`> Yeah, I went to gym
13:00 <crash> good gal
14:00 <Nikky`> Thankies
14:00 <Zade> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rymUSbYQjw8
14:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Ten Walls - Walking with Elephants (Original Mix) ( Apr 13, 2014) 5:27 - Category: Music - 1,132,381 - 7,268 likes (98.4%), 120 dislikes (1.6%)
15:00 <crash> Nikky`,  my horizontal gym works off a few calories
15:00 <crash> ill give you a vip pass
16:00 <Nikky`> So sweet of you
17:00 <crash> i don't know where it comes from, not my heart
17:00 <Nikky`> Of course not from your heart.. you're a cold hearted prick :P
17:00 <crash> you are no fun, you know my words to well
18:00 <crash> :P
18:00 <Nikky`> :P
19:00 <Nikky`> Just what I wanted to wash
19:00 <Nikky`> You know me so well
19:00 <crash> don't give me wedgies then :P
20:00 <Nikky`> I'll do what I bloody well like
20:00 <crash> yes boss
20:00 <Nikky`> And don't you forget it
20:00 <crash> ill enjoy that wedgie as well boss... :P
20:00 <crash> ill try not too
21:00 <Nikky`> hehe
21:00 <Nikky`> Whats on for the rest of your weekend?
21:00 <crash> fixing a workmates laptop tommorrow
21:00 <crash> if i can wake up early enough i will goto the markets and buy some junk(books probably)
22:00 <crash> yourself ?
22:00 <Nikky`> Which markets?
22:00 <Nikky`> Not much, sleep in as usual and hit gym
22:00 <Mew> Firfy
23:00 <crash> Nikky`,  probably dandenong and oakleigh
23:00 <crash> oakleigh park one and the normal dandy markets
23:00 <Nikky`> oh ok, never been..are they good?
23:00 <TheRiddler> http://i.imgur.com/g2nN9.jpg
23:00 <Nikky`> Mornington one is ok but only been couple of times
24:00 <crash> dandy is kinda cheap chinese shop sunday markets
24:00 <partay> Theriddler that's better
24:00 <crash> oakleigh still just a trash and treasure
24:00 <crash> wogs though
25:00 <Nikky`> I see..well enjoy the markets, if you wake up early enough that is
25:00 <crash> its that or church
26:00 <crash> i just do the markets
26:00 <Zade> what about a hangover
26:00 <crash> whats a hangover ?
26:00 <Zade> oh
26:00 <crash> drinking outside you limit zone Zade ?
27:00 <crash> stop drinking if you get asian flush
27:00 <Zade> not drinking enough water i heard
27:00 <TheRiddler> http://i.imgur.com/PjKXU.jpg which is picard
28:00 <crash> Zade,  so you don't know much about the topic ?
28:00 <xm> the best cure for a hangover is to drill a hole into your skull and inject heaps of water
29:00 <crash> or don't drink or drink just enough
29:00 <crash> or get very forgiving liver
29:00 <Peptides_Jobe> TheRiddler obsessed with me much?
29:00 <Nikky`> I only had 4 glasses of wine last night but that was enough to make me feel seedy today
30:00 <Nikky`> ok sure the 4 glasses = the bottle
30:00 <Nikky`> hehe
30:00 <Peptides_Jobe> Nikky` thats a bit soft
30:00 <crash> i never touch wine
30:00 <Peptides_Jobe> red or white?
30:00 <crash> makes me angry etc..
30:00 <Zade> big glasses 
30:00 <Nikky`> red
30:00 <Peptides_Jobe> nice
30:00 <crash> passionpop is ok though
30:00 <Nikky`> And we don't need that from you crash
30:00 <Nikky`> thanks crash
30:00 <Peptides_Jobe> passionpop is hardly a wine lol
31:00 <Zade> lollywater
31:00 <Peptides_Jobe> poofters drink
31:00 <Peptides_Jobe> Matthew's favourite
31:00 <crash> i dunno, its just a wine yeah ?
32:00 <Mew> Passion pop isn't lolly water!
32:00 <Mew> Its slut fuel
32:00 <Nikky`> lol
32:00 <Zade> haha
32:00 <crash> yeah and it cost $7
32:00 <Zade> when your 16
32:00 <Mew> Phwoar $7 now??
32:00 <crash> like Mew  said its good for whores as well
33:00 <Mew> It was the four buck fuck when I was a teenager
33:00 <Nikky`> Why you have some bottles of it crash? hope to get some whore action from it
35:00 <crash> Nikky`,  no because i live in shit hole area and i see them sitting here there and everywhere along the road
35:00 <Nikky`> I see
36:00 <crash> and i stuck my dick into every hole of the whore that is the culprit
36:00 <Nikky`> Well I am on the hard stuff tonight - coke zero haha
36:00 <crash> so i know what she drinks
36:00 <Nikky`> ooh lordy
36:00 <Nikky`> hehe
36:00 <crash> :)
36:00 <crash> im staying out of trouble :P
37:00 <MJsGrl> thats true im not
37:00 <Nikky`> Riiiiiiiiiight
37:00 <MJsGrl> but how do u know?
37:00 <Nikky`> You and trouble find each other crash
38:00 <crash> pfft, you are innocent ?
38:00 <Nikky`> As they come :P
40:00 <Pyro-> lets go wallabies
40:00 <doctor> crash do you still smoke?
40:00 <doctor> cigarettes that is
41:00 <TheRiddler> WTF
41:00 <Nikky`> Where are they going Pyro-?
41:00 <crash> doctor,  yeah
41:00 <Zade> so many wallabies get hit by cars on our rural freeways 
41:00 <Pyro-> i don't know
41:00 <Pyro-> go somewhere
41:00 <crash> gave up for 6-7 months
42:00 <Pyro-> maybe not on roads
42:00 <xm> i wouldnt mind a pet wallaby
42:00 <xm> or pet quokka
42:00 <doctor> good to know, us smokers need to stick together
42:00 <Nikky`> tsk tsk tsk crash
42:00 <xm> i'd be steal one from nature
42:00 <xm> doctor, how much do you smoke a week?
42:00 <Peptides_Jobe> lol @ collingwood
42:00 <crash> i smoke about 10 a day
42:00 <Zade> next time you run over one, look in the pouch
42:00 <doctor> Around 4-5 packs a week
42:00 <crash> doctor,  probably about the same
43:00 <doctor> depends if I decide to drink aswell
43:00 <xm> when skips comes is that when you start
43:00 <xm> comes on*
43:00 <doctor> Ive got one of those e-cigs but they're quite harsh
43:00 <xm> eheheh just jokes
43:00 <crash> its one of the worst habits you can possibly have
43:00 <crash> my housemate quit 6 months ago so i smoke heaps less because i have to go outside
43:00 <Nikky`> I am so glad it is not a habit I took up
43:00 <The_Baron> only smoke 2 cigs a day myself, and that's spin
43:00 <Zade> i confused e-cigs with e so i went around hugging everyone 
43:00 <crash> sometimes i just smoke by the window :P
43:00 <doctor> it's not a healthy one, but people can make a bad habit out of anything
44:00 <doctor> i like my little trips outside
44:00 <crash> doctor,  im trying to help the guy i work with cut down on energy drinks
44:00 <xm> cats hate the smoke right?
44:00 <crash> like 3-4 in 8 hours
44:00 <doctor> they don't seem to phased but it doesnt make everything stink
45:00 <doctor> energy drinks wouldnt be too difficult to stop drinking
45:00 <xm> a good cat would take its paw and swipe your hand when you try to light one
45:00 <Nikky`> lol xm
45:00 <crash> doctor,  nah they give certain people caffiene/sugar highs i guess
45:00 <crash> its just a habit
45:00 <doctor> my cats are afraid of me, if they tried to swipe me they know what will happen
45:00 <The_Baron> but cats are evil
45:00 <The_Baron> if they had thumbs, they'd be lighting the durries for you
46:00 <xm> yes, the source in the cages. doctor 
46:00 <doctor> they do like to torture me in their own subtle ways though. especially while i sleep
46:00 <xm> they can tell when you have REM from your eyelids
46:00 <xm> and mess with you
47:00 <xm> like sit on your face
47:00 <doctor> often find myself waking up in an S shape with an aching back and neck because of them
47:00 <xm> that sounds about right
47:00 <crash> Nikky`,  you are perfect no bad habits :P
47:00 <crash> pity you are not good at scrabble :P
47:00 <Nikky`> lol I am the best 
47:00 <Nikky`> :P
47:00 <crash> CHEAT
48:00 <crash> :P
48:00 <Nikky`> I never cheated 
48:00 <Nikky`> I am sure you did
48:00 <crash> i tryed but i still lost ;/ 
48:00 <crash> hehe
48:00 <Peptides_Jobe> http://www.9news.com.au/entertainment/2014/08/16/15/06/courtney-love-threatens-to-kill-tinnie-throwing-adelaide-fan
48:00 <Peptides_Jobe> looooooooooooooolllllllllllllllllllll
48:00 <Nikky`> hehe
48:00 <Nikky`> Well whenever you want to play again..I am game
49:00 <doctor> i like courtney love for some reason
49:00 <crash> nah im good
49:00 <xm> i checked his mobile phone. there were so many SMSs to that scrabble cheating service
49:00 <xm> he cheated
49:00 <crash> you are better than me at that
49:00 <xm> it was a deal breaker
49:00 <doctor> if someone threw a tinnie at me I'd feel inclined to kill them aswell
50:00 <Nikky`> I know xm.. he did cheat, failed but cheated 
50:00 <Peptides_Jobe> doctor i agree
50:00 <Peptides_Jobe> fucking low dog cunts
50:00 <Peptides_Jobe> was in adelaide so what else do u expect
50:00 <doctor> true
50:00 <Peptides_Jobe> fucking bogans
51:00 <xm> she killed Kurt Cobain and got away with it
51:00 <xm> they better watch out
51:00 <xm> one by one they will die like in Final Destination
51:00 <doctor> kurt wanted to die, so if she played a role in it it was what he wanted
51:00 <xm> it was more like euthanasia yes
51:00 <xm> a mercy killing
52:00 <Nikky`> like crash..so we are planning his death right now
52:00 <xm> plus Kurt wanted to join the exclusive 27 club
52:00 <xm> he was big on numerology
52:00 <xm> music is related to maths you know
52:00 <doctor> he was a bit odd like that
52:00 <xm> he was suicidal because he couldnt figure out 42
53:00 <crash> Nikky`,  not nice
54:00 <Nikky`> lol
55:00 <crash> this time baby ill be waterproof
55:00 <doctor> His death was probably good for him. If he managed to stick around to this point in time, I'd say he would have got stuck up in one of those wreched celebrity philanthropic schemes, which is never easy to watch
55:00 <crash> whats the song ?
55:00 <crash> annoying chick with whiny voice that sings bulletproof
56:00 <couleurs> la roux 
56:00 <crash> thats the one
56:00 <crash> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NQdC7h609k8
56:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: La Roux - Bulletproof (May 8, 2009) 3:34 - Category: Music - 15,031,487 - 49,073 likes (93.5%), 3,425 dislikes (6.5%)
57:00 <couleurs> told u
58:00 <TheRiddler> tigers in danger
58:00 <crash> she would be crazy in bed i reckon
59:00 <xm> his suicide was inevitable. but hypothetically if he were still around he'd be constantly checking in and out of public rehab. he'd be out of money. courtney would have divorced and taken the kid. he'd be trying to milk $$$ off her.  maybe public pleas over twitter or e-begging
00:00 <xm> or a tell all book about her drug habit and other dark secrets etc
00:00 <xm> Courtney Love: What an Oxymoron...SHE TRIED TO KILL ME!
00:00 <xm> $39.95
01:00 <doctor> yeah that's why i don't blame robbin williams for killing himself. he was old and it didn't look like things were ever going to get better for him
01:00 <doctor> then he found out he had parkisons
01:00 <xm> not to mention he lost hundreds of millions in around 12 months
01:00 <doctor> why would anyone want to go down that path? his suicide was perfectly rational to me
02:00 <crash>  im amused with the gun laws over there he didnt just get a gun
02:00 <doctor> exactly
02:00 <xm> he was going to a lifestyle he couldnt face. plus the unknown/uncertainty which drives a lot to it
02:00 <crash> why would you kill yourself in your home if other family still live there
02:00 <xm> probably thought he could never get it back
02:00 <xm> because it was where he felt safe. or wanted to be found
03:00 <crash> felt safe before killing yourself ?
03:00 <doctor> its that the taboo involved that I think makes people kill themselves in violent ways
03:00 <xm> 'safe' as in he made a plan and it involved that environment
03:00 <xm> if he were to try it somewhere else it could have been stopped maybe
03:00 <crash> also wanted to be found, if you want to kill yourself you should'nt care who finds you
03:00 <xm> he was more aware of his home environment for obvious reasons
03:00 <doctor> If he could just have the drugs to end his life, and discussed it with his family prior without the worry of getting thrown into an asylum
03:00 <crash> best not family find you though
03:00 <xm> where everyone would be, what time etc
04:00 <doctor> it may have worked out a lot easier for him
04:00 <crash> i think to many drugs in his system
04:00 <crash> over 60 with trust funds for his kids is fine with me
04:00 <xm> divorces are costly too
04:00 <xm> i wonder how the assets (of what is left) will get shared with this one
05:00 <TheRiddler> LOL 
05:00 <TheRiddler> tigers
05:00 <crash> he was probably smart enough (or his solicitor was) to divide his wealth into trust funds for his kids
05:00 <TheRiddler> suck shit tiger
05:00 <TheRiddler> s
05:00 <xm> not that smart to lose over $100 million in a year
05:00 <crash> before divorce settlement in courts
06:00 <crash> if you know you are going to lose it all or you can put it in a tax free trust fund for your kids that is untouchable
06:00 <xm> i dont know if he planned it this far out
06:00 <xm> he didnt leave a note for starters
07:00 <ATS63> You guys have got it all wrong. The illuminati killed robin williams because nobody likes the illuminati. Legit
07:00 <xm> Mark Dice went off on that
07:00 <xm> the illuminati thing
08:00 <crash> robin williams was probably a freemason anyway
08:00 <doctor> oh yeah, those shadey illuminarts figures
08:00 <xm> that Kramer guy was a 33rd degree mason
08:00 <doctor> I tried to join them but they felt threatened by me
08:00 <ATS63> They're illuminating
08:00 <ATS63> Its just what they do
08:00 <crash> doctor,  me too but my couldn't pass the handshake
09:00 <xm> i quit the illuminati after i copied off all their PDFs from the intranet
09:00 <doctor> it was a silly handshake anyway
09:00 <xm> you know what the creepiest thing is
09:00 <xm> doctor
09:00 <doctor> We've got our own private illuminati here on austnet
09:00 <ATS63> I'm really starting to think that talking about the illuminati should be a crime. Because anybody who does in a serious context is a fucking spastic who is harmful to society
09:00 <xm> when i was in Graylands
09:00 <doctor> here we can control the world
09:00 <xm> i joked to this nurse
09:00 <xm> that the coke machine is a hidden room in a hidden place
09:00 <xm> and then he went serious and gave me a masonic handshake
10:00 <doctor> lol
10:00 <doctor> you're in
10:00 <doctor> there's no turning back now
10:00 <xm> he had a full on goatee and wasnt like the other nurses
10:00 <xm> kept to himself mostly
10:00 <crash> maybe inner circle
11:00 <xm> they were doing renovations to the Co-Masonic Temple in Northbridge when i was there several weeks ago
11:00 <couleurs> i'm illuminaughty
11:00 <xm> there arent many of them in the world
11:00 <xm> i think it's where you allow women too
11:00 <ATS63> Free masonry is also over hyped
12:00 <xm> it isnt
12:00 <ATS63> Nobody says "oh those christians, they're evil, they rule the world"... but they fucking should.
12:00 <xm> freemasonry->Jews->the rest
12:00 <crash> i pass a retirement home that is clearly labelled royal freemasons
12:00 <crash> 'royal'
13:00 <xm> the Jehovah's Witness and Mormon church were both started by high degree masons though
13:00 <ATS63> Erm, freemasonry is the worship of egyptian gods...
13:00 <ATS63> Somehow I don't think they're exactly jews
13:00 <xm> yes, there's one in Bentley here too
13:00 <xm> maybe they want the masons there to keep quiet in case they get dementia
13:00 <crash> ATS63,  did you figure that out by the compass and the square ?
13:00 <xm> Masons did 911!
13:00 <xm> etc etc
14:00 <xm> ATS63, they're not all Jews. there are plenty of Muslim leaders too. a lot even. but look up how new Zionism was formed in early 20th century
14:00 <xm> British masons + Jews
14:00 <xm> but the masons are just using them because they want the temple rebuilt
15:00 <crash> its just a cult
17:00 <xm> it sure is
19:00 <doctor> back in my early years I was interested in joining the mason lodge here in WA, but they seemed too focused on the charitable work rather than the esoteric work
20:00 <doctor> I don't care enough about the world to want to redeem it, so I lost interest in it
20:00 <ATS63> Wishing to rebuild the temple of solomon doesn't make them jews, or christians, sorry.
20:00 <xm> they wont reveal the fun stuff to people at the bottom
20:00 <xm> i didnt say they are Jews or Christians
20:00 <xm> it's incompatible with Christianity anyway
20:00 <doctor> Prom was interested in the Masons aswell
20:00 <xm> and Jehovah's Witnesses and Mormons aren't Christians
21:00 <doctor> we got a long well, so his departure kind of ticked me off a bit
21:00 <xm> pretty much anyone into history, religion or conspiracy theories will be
22:00 <xm> you were never at the receiving end of his hysterics though
22:00 <doctor> true
23:00 <xm> he reminds me of saemo a bit in that he seems to have some sort of intelligence but can't make use of it because his brain short circuited everytime he was emotionally involved
23:00 <xm> and very naive
24:00 <xm> he had potential but he needed a real hobby
24:00 <xm> because he had idle hands with his IRC 'projects'
24:00 <doctor> I suppose I'm a bit the same, though I don't have any projects
25:00 <doctor> and when my feelings are hurt I do the manly thing and just let them brood untill all my hair falls out
26:00 <xm> or become a 33rd degree mason and plot revenge against the world
26:00 <xm> or if rejected from there too do an Elliot Roger on them
26:00 <doctor> that's a good idea, just need the motivation
27:00 <xm> plenty of manifestos online: unabomber's, brevik's, elliot's. also 4chan
27:00 <doctor> I tell you, if I had any faith in myself, I'd be quite a nasty person
27:00 <xm> what would you do if you could get away with it?
27:00 <matrix> Do you need faith to be nasty?
28:00 <doctor> probably what ever i wanted, but I don't tend to want anything
29:00 <doctor> depends on the person I suppose matrix
29:00 <matrix> I know some nasty faithless ppl
29:00 <Peptides_Jobe> fuck me i almost had a heart attack
29:00 <Peptides_Jobe> fucking richmond
29:00 <doctor> faith doesn't necessarily mean religious faith
30:00 <matrix> I know that.
30:00 <TheRiddler> it'll only be your 100th 1 picard
30:00 <matrix> These ppl are void of faith in life or anything
31:00 <doctor> i don't know these people so i'm not qualified to comment
31:00 <matrix> The undead are pretty nasty too and the are completely void of any feeling or faith
32:00 <doctor> they're a fantasy but I'm sure zombies are just misunderstood and only want the best for their own
33:00 <matrix> Maybe fantasy maybe not
34:00 <matrix> There seems a lot of unexplained shit in the world
38:00 <doctor> Would you survive in a zombie apocalypse?
39:00 <xm> [20:28:20] 18<doctor18> probably what ever i wanted, but I don't tend to want anything <-- best about eugenics?
39:00 <Student> ha ha
39:00 <xm> what about*
39:00 <matrix> Zombie apocalypse
39:00 <matrix> I would if I had Sam with me
39:00 <matrix> Because together she and I are unbeatable
40:00 <xm> best way to survive a zombie apocalypse is to take so much meth they cant tell if you're one of them or not
40:00 <matrix> Xm: they know
40:00 <Student> another problem solve by the "meth"
40:00 <xm> lol
40:00 <Student> *d
41:00 <xm> no, dont correct that. i enjoy paki poetry
41:00 <matrix> Need some of that blue method
41:00 <matrix> Meth*
41:00 <Student> i do not write it for yourself only 
42:00 <matrix> Wtf? ??
42:00 <matrix> Student are you on something
42:00 <xm> Student, it's OK. it must be shown to the world
44:00 <matrix> I am bored now
44:00 <doctor> Eugenics? I don't really want to carry on a legacy
44:00 <xm> what about the others
44:00 <xm> what if the human gene pool could +b certain people
45:00 <doctor> I'd like to envision myself as the last of my kind. Eugenics I feel to be doomed to failure
45:00 <matrix> I am the last of my kind
45:00 <Peptides_Jobe> football is corrupt
45:00 <matrix> I don't know if I like it though
46:00 <xm> im an alien
46:00 <xm> last of my kind
46:00 <matrix> I was of this earth
46:00 <matrix> But not from this time
46:00 <matrix> Or more will be of this earth
52:00 <matrix> I sound crazy but I am not crazy
52:00 <Student> :)
53:00 <Peptides_Jobe> u are fucking cray cray
53:00 <xm> matrix, give us a run down on who all the crazies are here
54:00 <xm> start form the top of the nicklist and go through it thoroughly
54:00 <Peptides_Jobe> lol
54:00 <Student> ha ha
54:00 <doctor> the answer is everyone ;)
55:00 <Student> no nick with "everyone" ;)
55:00 <matrix> Lol
55:00 <doctor> true
56:00 <doctor> Well all I can account for is my own madness
56:00 <xm> change your nick to 'everyone' to prove him wrong doctor 
56:00 <xm> Student, wrong!
56:00 <xm> lesson learned
56:00 <matrix> I am crazy but not insane
56:00 <everyone> they wont even let me register it
56:00 <xm> so the law hasnt caught up to you, matrix ?
56:00 <matrix> Being the last of your race will make you go insane
57:00 <matrix> Loneliness is a bitch
57:00 <xm> sometimes you need to do something like bash someone or blow something up for that label. it's a cry for help
57:00 <xm> the things you have to do to get treated by the state system
57:00 <xm> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pfRfPon9vmU
57:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Rick Astley - Cry For Help (Jul 16, 2007) 0 - Category: Music - 2,946,988 - 7,213 likes (97.4%), 192 dislikes (2.6%)
58:00 <matrix> I don't need treatment.  Just need my Aurora back
58:00 <couleurs> me 2
58:00 <xm> you need a solar wind recharge
58:00 <Picard> doctor is a nut job
59:00 <matrix> If someone could bring her back to me everything would be perfect
59:00 <xm> oh you mean
59:00 <doctor> I'm obligated to watch Rick Astely
59:00 <xm> a person?
59:00 <matrix> Aurora not Aura 
59:00 <xm> her back to sanity?
59:00 <matrix> She eek
59:00 <xm> that is what i meant. like in the sky
59:00 <xm> it's related to solar winds
59:00 <matrix> Nah Aurora is a female
00:00 <doctor> this never took off as well as never gonna give you up, but had potential https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ntG50eXbBtc
00:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Spandau Ballet - Gold (Apr 29, 2008) 3:50 - Category: Music - 2,723,569 - 9,360 likes (97.6%), 232 dislikes (2.4%)
00:00 <Picard> good god man, are u ok?
00:00 <xm> they have a new song that is also good
00:00 <xm> new as in relatively
00:00 <matrix> That was a good song man
01:00 <doctor> Picard, I'd drag you into my mode but I wouldn't want to do that to you
01:00 <doctor> You have a family after all
01:00 <matrix> Spandau  ballet have a new song??
01:00 <xm> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zhdFQnLADxo
01:00 <xm> 2009 
01:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Spandau Ballet - Once More Official Video (Dec 9, 2010) 4:05 - Category: Music - 262,807 - 1,117 likes (98.2%), 21 dislikes (1.8%)
02:00 <damio> Doctor drag me into your hole
02:00 <damio> but no talking
02:00 <xm> reunion bands typically suck with new tunes. but this is fairly decent
02:00 <Picard> lol
02:00 <matrix> They all such
02:00 <doctor> It'll destroy you damio
02:00 <matrix> It was 80
02:00 <matrix> 80s were meant to such
02:00 <xm> hahahah damio
02:00 <faux> hello
02:00 <matrix> Suck
03:00 <doctor> this a good song xm
03:00 <matrix> Faux
03:00 <xm> yeah
03:00 <faux> ok
04:00 <xm> i think they played at some Swan Valley restaurant
04:00 <xm> because when i was there they had some plates up about them
04:00 <doctor> it's nice out there, fitting song
05:00 <xm> you love the song because it's about your love of cigs
05:00 <doctor> lol, yes
05:00 <xm> the lyrics reach out to you. like you reach for that new packet and rush to rip off the plastic
05:00 <doctor> nicotine has been good to me
05:00 <doctor> thats the best feeling
06:00 <xm> it's always there for you
06:00 <crash> lol
06:00 <xm> even on your fingers!
06:00 <crash> im .23 on my housemate bac tester
06:00 <crash> such dodgy testers
07:00 <matrix> You should be dead lol
07:00 <crash> i think im roughly around 0.13
07:00 <matrix> Still can't drive
07:00 <crash> hell no lol
08:00 <xm> i dont remember any other good songs on that album doctor. but there may be. or maybe you would like it
08:00 <doctor> all love comes with it pangs. I look at the yellow tinge on my middle finger and it turns me back to that solemn time where all my emotions and feeling ran raw and uninhibited
08:00 <xm> it's like a wedding ring
08:00 <xm> except it doesnt get taken off
08:00 <crash> just don't hold ciggys for that long in your hand and smoke them ?
09:00 <doctor> yes, i'm very much married to my history
09:00 <xm> maybe smokers wont to easily identify each other
10:00 <xm> and they can have their smoke clique breaks at work
10:00 <doctor> yes, we can spot each other from miles away. it's like a smokersdar
10:00 <matrix> History never repeats
10:00 <matrix> Oh that was a good song
10:00 <xm> 'oh you're one of us. welcome to the club. we're having a smoke in about 5. you coming? we've got inside information over who's getting fired'
11:00 <doctor> theres truth to that. the smokers at work were always more in the know than the nonsmokers
11:00 <xm> 'oh dont worry. the boss is a chain smoker lol'
11:00 <xm> yeah i know
11:00 <xm> nothing bonds people together closer than a shared vice :)
11:00 <doctor> true
11:00 <xm> like me and me piracy m8s
12:00 <doctor> pity all those with no vices
12:00 <xm> even people in jail have envy
13:00 <matrix> I don't smoke or drink
13:00 <matrix> But I can bond when needed
13:00 <doctor> theyre not the only vices
14:00 <matrix> God damn Internet lol
15:00 <doctor> reminds me of the story of herecules. he was given the choice between vice and virtue, he supposably chose virtue but his stories said otherwise
15:00 <crash> smoking is the least worst of my habits
15:00 <crash> and i don't do drugs
15:00 <matrix> My vice is coffee
15:00 <matrix> Can't live without it lol
16:00 <xm> i just stop taking my drugs to get high
16:00 <doctor> smoking really isn't as bad as they make it out to be. it's more a moral war than anything
16:00 <xm> bipolar disorder type 1
16:00 <doctor> lol
16:00 <Student> ha ha
23:00 <crash> whats a good lift you up song doctor 
25:00 <doctor> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LJK8OTDG6g8
25:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: 1927 - That's When I Think Of You (1988) ( Jun 4, 2013) 3:54 - Category: Music - 91,999 - 485 likes (98.8%), 6 dislikes (1.2%)
25:00 <xm> music is for encouraging and indulging in depressive behaviour. smoking is to lift your spirits
25:00 <xm> one of the few Australian groups i have on CD
26:00 <doctor> rings right
26:00 <xm> the lead singer was spotted on Hey Hey
26:00 <crash> cheers doctor 
27:00 <doctor> he was wise, got out of the game before his name hit big
27:00 <xm> he became an IT consultant
28:00 <xm> nah
28:00 <xm> did you like the percussion better from the 80s?
28:00 <matrix> Percussion and 80s ???
29:00 <matrix> 80 s was the decade of the synthesizer
29:00 <xm> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UmFFTkjs-O0
29:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Cure - Pictures Of You (Feb 23, 2010) - Category: Music - -
29:00 <doctor> great place to escape the sentimentality. is it just me or is it true that most people in engineering tend to be cold and jaded?
30:00 <matrix> I loved the cure
30:00 <doctor> the cure is good stuff
30:00 <xm> bit weird/socially inept/spergy
30:00 <matrix> But I was always alternative
30:00 <xm> a lot of the students were conservative
31:00 <xm> the most normal ones where the whiteys of course
31:00 <xm> or the civils
31:00 <xm> electricals/telcos/comp sys guys were more nerdy
31:00 <Loof> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kB7ER3gzNCs
31:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Dirty Heads - "Sloth's Revenge" Acoustic ( Oct 3, 2013) 3:43 - Category: Music - 522,361 - 3,307 likes (97.7%), 78 dislikes (2.3%)
31:00 <xm> the stuff they do in telco engineering is extremely difficult. probably the hardest engineering form
32:00 <xm> you'd have to be pretty different to be properly understand it
32:00 <doctor> true
32:00 <xm> it's why the failure rate is about 70%
32:00 <xm> and not everyone graduates on time
32:00 <xm> well drop out rate
32:00 <xm> classes get smaller and smaller as each year goes on
32:00 <xm> there was one unit where everyone failed the exam
33:00 <doctor> yeah the electrical engineering diploma course I had at tafe had a drop out rate of around the same number
33:00 <xm> the lecturer was new -- and was one of the smartest professors in the world. i think he was the youngest professor for his field
33:00 <xm> in hte world
33:00 <xm> is that drafting one?
33:00 <xm> electro-plating?
33:00 <xm> im not sure if that is covered under it
33:00 <xm> i didnt think you'd be the type into that
34:00 <xm> did you do it because you wanted a field to avoid dealing with people
34:00 <doctor> Nope, just electrical engineering. Most people dropped out in the first month
34:00 <xm> ok
34:00 <doctor> I had no idea what I was supposed to do at the time, so I tried anything
35:00 <xm> i remember the horticulture
35:00 <xm> what else was there?
35:00 <doctor> thought electrical engineering would be my field by I was wrong
35:00 <xm> how far did you go with it
35:00 <xm> also what were the classmates like?
35:00 <doctor> aquaculture, fishing operations, IT. Never did anything with any of them
35:00 <doctor> I lasted 2 months
35:00 <xm> no sense of style?
35:00 <doctor> most people were just young and stupid like myself
36:00 <xm> was that the first course you tried
36:00 <doctor> Fishing Operations at fremantle maritime. I actually completed that one
36:00 <doctor> I completed the aquaculture cert III aswell but had no time for the diploma
36:00 <xm> ive heard the freo tafe students just get hell drunk during lunch
36:00 <xm> and forget to come back
37:00 <xm> was that you who told me?
37:00 <doctor> got on well with one of the lecturers untill her struck a wrong cord with me. seemed to have made a difference in the wrong direction
37:00 <doctor> he*
38:00 <doctor> yeah it's true
38:00 <xm> was it an electrical cord
38:00 <doctor> there was 3 hours between classes, so we just went to the orient ate chips and drunk
38:00 <xm> that can hurt
38:00 <xm> bad lecturers can make all the difference of whether you stay
38:00 <doctor> yeah that's what I found
39:00 <xm> did you get on OK with school teachers?
39:00 <xm> during highschool
39:00 <doctor> he was good with me at first but I must of ticked him off some how
39:00 <xm> i noticed most of the conflict was between English teachers and female students
39:00 <xm> wonder what you did
39:00 <xm> you couldnt have been worse than the rest
39:00 <xm> maybe he just gave up on the entire class
39:00 <doctor> School teachers? There was one or two who I got along well with and did well, the rest I hated and failed
39:00 <Lish> You two just having a nice little conversation
40:00 <xm> hated and failed?
40:00 <crash> hey lish
40:00 <Lish> Hi crash
40:00 <xm> what units
40:00 <doctor> There was even this one maths teacher, he was a miserable bloke but seemed to have liked me and let me get away with an A even though I never really tried
40:00 <crash> do you want a nice convo ?
40:00 <xm> heh
40:00 <Lish> Crash nah I'm ok
40:00 <matrix> Hey Lish
41:00 <xm> 'i dont normally give out As to non-Asians. but you're a cool kid. so yeah. exception'
41:00 <Lish> Hi matrix 
41:00 <matrix> How are you?
41:00 <Lish> I'm good thanks
41:00 <Lish> You
41:00 <matrix> How's your other half doing now?
41:00 <matrix> I am ok :-)
41:00 <doctor> there was a science teacher aswell who I liked, did very well. An english substitute who was also a bit rough around the edges but did well under for a semester
42:00 <Lish> He's doing well thanks matrix
42:00 <doctor> but mostly I didn't care too much about school, and most teachers I didn't like
42:00 <doctor> mainly because they were either idiots in my opinion or too religious
42:00 <matrix> Oh ffs stupid b Internet
42:00 <xm> you went private? 
43:00 <xm> for some reason i keep thinking you went public
43:00 <doctor> Nah, Catholic school
43:00 <xm> unlucky
43:00 <doctor> yeah, bad mistake
43:00 <xm> the very worst kind
44:00 <xm> it's just 2x as bad a public school except with the disguise of a 'proper' school uniform
44:00 <doctor> More atheists graduated from that school than public schools
44:00 <xm> yes
44:00 <xm> "ex-Catholism is the second greatest religion"
44:00 <xm> Catholicism*
45:00 <xm> and the ones that still attend mass i doubt they understand the theology and material they have
45:00 <doctor> Yeah, I don't meld well with the Catholics
45:00 <xm> neither do i
45:00 <Student> ha ha 
46:00 <xm> i'd say the person ive given the biggest meltdown ever on IRC was a Catholic female
46:00 <Student> pics?
46:00 <xm> no, i didnt ask. also she was married or getting married. that's how it came up
46:00 <xm> the poor guy
47:00 <xm> the problem with them is that they identify Catholicism more as a cultural thing than as a faith
47:00 <Bill> Don't even stick up for themself
47:00 <doctor> My sister is a supposably a practicing Catholic, bit lives far out in yonder and mingles with very few people. My brother was baptised protestant and never adopted Catholicsim
47:00 <Bill> rekon they dumb.
47:00 <Bill> Hahaha this cunts dead at the carine tavern
48:00 <Bill> if i see him there again im gonna kill him
48:00 <Student> what do you think the root cause of conflict with catholics? was that catholicsim or just their followers?
48:00 <Bill> Student, stfu
48:00 <xm> doctor, another thing about Catholics. once you're divorced you're excluded from the group
48:00 <Bill> yeah
48:00 <Bill> quiet
48:00 <xm> in a way it's like a cult
48:00 <Bill> its not a cult
48:00 <Bill> you're all dumb
48:00 <Bill> very dumbv
48:00 <doctor> Yeah, you can still hold the name but the group no longer wants anything to do with you
48:00 <Bill> blah
48:00 <Bill> dumbo
48:00 <doctor> hence theres so many lapse catholics around the place
49:00 <xm> they wouldnt like it if you went for communion
49:00 <xm> :D
49:00 <xm> they would warn you if you tried there may be frothing
49:00 <xm> and the virgin mary statue would shoot out lasers and aim towards you
49:00 <Bill> xm, What about just run in for a quick kill ?
49:00 <milk> ALLAH UL AKBAR!
49:00 <doctor> lol, drink and be merry. Nothing scorns a Catholic like enjoying a vice under their watch
50:00 <xm> you should do it for a year
50:00 <xm> become a deacon too
50:00 <xm> then reveal it all at Christmas
50:00 <xm> when it's really packed
50:00 <doctor> I've often thought it to be honest
50:00 <xm> mass-trolling?
50:00 <Bill> well get us 1 stick
50:00 <doctor> yeah, something like that
50:00 <milk> there is an awful lot of muslims on irc tonight
51:00 <Bill> 1
51:00 <milk> ?
51:00 <milk> 1 what?
52:00 <xm> masses are just so boring though
52:00 <Bill> 1 stick
52:00 <TheRiddler> .
52:00 <xm> i was asked to go this week
52:00 <xm> couldnt do it
52:00 <milk> oh this that trick where the muslims brown eye sells you a marijuana stick with cocaine on it?
52:00 <doctor> it's just supposed to be ritual. the longer you do it the more ingrained it becomes, the more painful it is to stop
52:00 <xm> yeah, the entire routine. it's a form of brain washing
53:00 <doctor> theres a close symmetry between habit and ritual
53:00 <doctor> yes
53:00 <xm> i cant remember it all now though
53:00 <xm> but the timing of the kneeling and the words repeated
53:00 <xm> week after week
53:00 <Bill> shitty carine locals
53:00 <xm> when was the last time you went to mass?
53:00 <doctor> wears you out over time
53:00 <Bill> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ctLfUh2ZBlU
53:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Jedi Mind Tricks (Vinnie Paz + Stoupe) - "The Age of Sacred Terror" [Official Audio] ( Mar 26, 2013) 4:39 - Category: Music - 32,645 - 175 likes (96.7%), 6 dislikes (3.3%)
54:00 <doctor> Sisters wedding, few years a go. Then before that not since highschool
54:00 <xm> did you always hate the shaking hands bit?
54:00 <Loof> are you allowed to debate in mass?? and if so is it called a mass-debate?
54:00 <xm> i should have worn a hand-buzzer
54:00 <milk> http://www.dreamindemon.com/2014/08/14/nigel-willis-accidentally-killed-sticking-sex-toy-rectum/
55:00 <doctor> They were all forced, I didn't think much of it. Had no idea whos hand I was shaking so was entirely ritual
55:00 <xm> so like a #pd infection party
55:00 <doctor> lol, yes
55:00 <Bill> so doctor
55:00 <matrix> Sounds like me
56:00 <Bill> he can doctor
56:00 <xm> what every church needs is a glory hole for handshaking so it wont turn into a popularity contest
56:00 <Bill> xm, yer like a porn video ?
57:00 <xm> there are some churches where as you hand out money they have a big screen so some exchanges are seen. people are mislead into thinking a lot of money is being donated to encourage others to do the same
57:00 <xm> but it's set up
58:00 <xm> i think Assembles of God did or does that
58:00 <xm> Assemblies*
58:00 <Bill> corrupt
58:00 <xm> misled*
59:00 <Loof> mmm spinach and ricotta pastries
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